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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
NEVER TIRES
OF the Food That Restored Her to
Health.

Something was making me i'll and
Colo. young lady: For two years l
was thin and siekly, suffering from in
digestion and inflammatory rheuma-
tism
81 had tried different kinds of diet,
and many OF the remedies recommend
ed but got no better
Finally, Mother suggested that I
try Grape-Nuts, and | began at once,
eating it with little cream or milk.
A change for the better began at once.
To-day am well and am gaining
weight and strength all the time. I've
gained 10 lbs. in the last five weeks
and do not suffer any more from in
digestion, and the rheumatism is all
gone.
Il know it is to Grape-Nuts alone
that owe my restored health. | still
eat the food twice a day and never
tire of it, Name given by Postum
Co.. Battle Creek, Mich.
! The favour of Grape Nuts is peculiar
to itself. 1t is neutral, not too sweet
and has an agreeable, healthful quality
that never grows tiresome.
One of the sources of rheumatism is
from overlooking the system with
acid material, the result of imperfect
digestion and assimilation.
AS soon as improper food is aban-
doned and Grape-Nuts is taken regu.
larly, digestion is made strong. the
organs do their work Of building up
good red blood cells and of carrying
away the excess of disease making
material from the system.
The result is certain and steady
return to normal health and mental
activity. There's a reason" Read
the little book, 1.-THE Road to Well
ville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letters new
| one appears from time to time. They
are genuine. true, and full OF human
interest. Adv.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
RiDDL S,

What is II we all often say we will
do and nobody has ever yet done?
Stop a minute.
What word contains all the vowels
In their proper order?
Facetious.
What word OF fifteen letters Is
there from which you can subtract
twelve and leave ten?
RIGHTEOUSNESS
Why have poultry no future state
of existence?
They have their necks twirled
(next world In this,
What is 1t that never was and new.
or will be?
A mouse's nest In a cats ear.
Why is locomotive like a belle
She scatters the sparks and trans
ports the mails.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Alfalfa Commandments.

Thou shalt not SOW alfalfa seed on
wet or undrained land.
Thou shalt not SOW alfalfa seed on
acid or sour land, but shalt apply
calcium in the form Of lime or ground
limestone rock.
Thou shalt supply alfalfa land with
an abundance of stable manure.
Thou shalt thoroughly prepare the
alfalfa seed bed.
Thou shalt SOW only good alfalfa
seed. free from noxious weeds.
Thou shalt inoculate the soil II
thou wouldst reap the best Dement'S
IRON the alfalfa crop
Thou shalt not SOW In the late fall.
II thou wouldst obtain a creditabls
stand.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
BOY WITH TRAINED ROOSTER
His Way Through College With
Aid Of Pet Fowl.

A ten-yearold California boy whose
name is Ralph, Ia earning money
with which to educate himself as his
widowed mother has her hands full
to take care of his small brothers and
sisters
He has trained his prize Plymouth
Rock rooster to stand on little plat.
form fastened to his bicycle, which
he uses in delivering newspapers and
for various other errands.
Whenever Ralph stops his wheel
the big rooster alights, flaps his wings
and gives vigorous crow. He ther
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Ralph and His Rooster.

picks around on the ground for few
moments and then flies back to his
platform as Ralph moves off.
OF course Ralph and Sammy al
ways attract large crowds on these
trips and the ambitious lad has had
several hundreds of souvenir postal
cards printed of himself and his r0os-
ter which he sells to the people who
collect around them whenever they
stop.
He hopes to make enough money in
this way to take him through college.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
No Call for ANXIETY.

The citizen put the solicited coin
In the hand of the tramp.
And now | want your assurance"
he said, that this money will not be
used for any unworthy or unnecessary
purpose"
The tramp drew back
You don't think FIR a minute that
I'd waste it on food an clothes, do
you?" he Indignantly demanded.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
No Wife for Him,

What do | want with wife,?
snorted Bachelor Bockwedder, or
reading an old maids reasons for not
rooster that is vain about his fine
feathers, a goat that chews the rag
an areoplane that gets me up in the
air. and an automobile that keeps ms
all the time broke! Judge.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Satisfied.

Uncle John-Willie, II you could
have your way. who would you rather
be than anybody else?
Small Willie--Just me-if could al.
ways have my way.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Uncomfortable pistrust.

Daily exercise will add ten years
to your life," said the solicitous friend
"Humph!" replied the suspicious
person; Il suppose you are still work
ing in the interests of the company
in which you persuaded me TO insure
my life"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14

After ALL" remarked Mr.. Growch-
n, "the trusts are OF great benefit to
he public"
in what way?"
"They give people with family
troubles something to talk about"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
A Year or Two Later.

The Stranger--They tell me the
famous baseball player who won the
automobile lives in this town.
The Native-Yep, that's Hank over
there with tn trunk on his shoulder
He runs tn hack between tn hotel
an tn deepo. He traded tn auto
mobile fer it.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
style Note.

why do your oxen have binders
There are no autos or railroads
,round here"
Eyes, l know, but there are sum.
ner boarders!"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Comparatively Easy.

IAN aviator is building machine to
iy across the Atlantic"
THAT has already been DONE"
you mean to tell me that men have
llready flown across the Atlantic?"
mo, merely that men have already
built machines to do it."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
At the BARRIERS.

your hair is rather thin"
Your nose is mighty red
"Er-I mean you ought to use some
thing for your hair"
And you ought to use something
for your breath
"Er--nice day-er-"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Mean.

who's sick at your house?" she
asked.
mo one." she replied.
But | saw a swell automobile
standing out in front yesterday"
yes, we own 1t. That makes some.
body sick at your house now. doesn't
it?"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
She Was Anticipating.

when he proposed to her she
Knocked him down."
Gracious! What did he say to
hat!"
HE yelled: Hold on! Hold on!
Ne amt married YETI"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
A Ihrashina Follows,

"Bilfur says he wants his boy to
have plenty of red blood"
what does he do when his boys
red blood leads him to smash win
dow"
"Oh. in case like that Bilfur de-
velops little red blood himself"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Must Be Black.

"She wants black dog. l don't
.hink this dog will be black enough"
why must she have such black
iog?"
she's in mourning for her father
n-law. Didn't you know"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14

at Is said that Lord Byron had con.
vulsions when he heard that the first
girl he ever loved was married to
another man.r
How proud she must have been
during the rest OF her life."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Protecting Valuable interests.

why do you charge so much extra
for putting in load of coal?"
Well, replied the dealer, you
know coal is coal, and while it costs
little more, it is better to have any
body that handles 1t bonded
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14

Mrp. Dearborn-Who Is the gentle
nan over in the corner, frowning at
tou, dear?
Mrs. Wabash (thrice married)-Oh.
hats next to my last husband.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Gradual Spread Of knowledge.


'Is this the information editor?"
Eyes"
"Will you please tell me why
straw votes are SO caled?"
Because straws show which way
he wind blows"
Then I've lost a pound of choco-
ate creams. had an idea that 1t
vas because they packed them In
BALES and sold them"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
ComicaI Giant.

keep the folds of the skirt away from
his face When the person is inside
he will look like funny giant, and
the attitudes and movements he makes
will please his audience The accom-
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Amusing Dwarf.

movements and show the change from
a giant to a dwarf II the performer
is def, he can make up attitudes and
introduce funny speeches while he gi-
rates about the room
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14

Aunt-Last night before retiring |
looked under the bed as usual, and
really found man there.
Niece suppose you screamed for
help?
Aunt-Nc; he did
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Treatment Counts.

It does not matter SO much about
the breed as It does about the kind Of
treatment your hens receive.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14

Nearly every shiftless man has
horseshoe nailed over his door--that
is, If he has a door.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Neru lis,nraaahIa

Summer Belle-There go two of the
most disagreeable men I've met this
season,
Friend-Are they? Why?
Summer Belle-One OF them stares
me out of countenance and the other
won't look at me at all
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Saw It..

did you see my painting at the ex.
iibition?"
81 did. 1t was the only picture
examined with care"
splendid! Why was that?"
Because nobody else was looking
It It."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14

To man the most fascinating wo-
man in the world is the one he almost,
but not quite, won.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14
Nothing Unusual.

Flimmer-I read in the paper that a
Cleveland brakeman has three wives
Flamson-Well, what of it?
Flimmer-Three wives, man; thiph
OF it!
Flamson-But you must remember
that coupling is his regular business
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-14

| Daisy-Is she so economical?
Maisie-Well, she's saving her wed
ling dress for possible second mar
| .iage.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
HOWLING MODS IN
CHICAGO HOTELS

CHICAGO, June 4.-while factional
leaders were closeted in earnest consul
tatlon late tonight the lobby of the head
quarters hotel swarmed with arguing
delegates. lesser politicians and hang
ers on.
Every now and then from the subdued
murmur Of discussion that swept the
room there would arise the vociferous
tones OF an indignant. excited delegate.
denouncing the candidate he opposed lie
would have no trouble finding an op-
poneut and soon the two would be shout
ing arguments, didactic or profane. much
to the entertainment OF the half hundred
who could get within hearing distance
by climbing on chairs. sofas or desks.
Several times the bystanders were
forced TO interfere with enthusiasts whose
feelings were growing too belligerent,
Late tonight squad of Roosevelt sup
porters nled into the lobby armed with
megaphones and new Teddy song, They
lined up at one end OF the room and at
tempted to start their vocaI fireworks
But flood Of jeers and boots from Taft
supporters siienced them. The attempt
TO sing degenerated into a cheering con
test and soon the rival squads were
swinging through the lobby, arm in arm
elbowng, pushing and shouldering their
way through the crowd. Pandemonium
broke loose and for n time the entire
lobby seethed with a cheering, halfway
Ing mob. over I'm one corner solitary
policeman leaned weariy against a pill
lar
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
ROOSEVELT ON WAY TO
ENGINEER HIS STAMPEDE
Continued From Page One.)

was practically decided TO treat the pres
sncs nf tho colonel with silence and dis
dain. h a although the Taft reception com
mittee. which has begrn the work OF
rounding up delegates, was urged TO add =
tjonaI activity tomorrow About one hum
dred mon hnvo been enlisted as recep-
ton committee for the Taft forces, and
they are meeting each delegation as IL
reaches the city and escortlng II to Taft
headquarters.
The Roosevelt leaders planned TO avoid
any spectacularism on his arrival.
1--WE have no programme" said Senator
Dixon tonight. Mr.. Roosevelt is coming
here and we Will await his arrival before
planning anything. There will be no brass
bands 10 meet him. He is coming as a
private citizen, seeking the nomination
and is only coming because Il is difficult
10 transact important business over the
rslephonp
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
Army Orders.

WASHINGTON, juno u.-Lssve OF absence for
too months and twepty-hix dayS. creetIve upon
tenant Walter y. Howell.
The following officers relieved at the army
Major Edward l.. Munson. medical corps; Major
stsphen II. Elliott, Twelfth infantry. Major Nun
Cisco w asJoP Eliot w m jon hi. 9esnap, Ds an
The folloSing officers detailed for duty al
the army service school. Fort LeAveuVorth. and
Major william NJ Bishhnm. medical corps:
Captain Bd.aFd sIeerfoos. Fifth infantry; Captain
cnsrIes L. s,od,er. Sixth cavalry; Captain Berkeley
Enachs. Eishteoutn Infantry: Captain Arthur l..
Co5ger. Twcnty-nInth infantry: Captain c. 4.
csYslry: Captain Rhees Jackson. Twelfth intau-
T F,,S TsPia.n ps1ssr anIr H signal
infantry, viii proceed 20 the Frraido. San Fran
station Of the Second cavalry its from
the PHILIPPINES are modified to direct that
regiment 10 proceed 10 Fort Bliss. Texas for sta
ton 20 relieve the headquarters. machine gun pra-
and First squadron. Fourth cavalry. which
otsanisa'ions yson being ,hus relieved viii pro-
The si1th aud Ninth iniautrY. which were or
dercd TO be relieved from duty. 10 the Philippine
States stations A. foilovE;
Sixth infantry AZ the ProS,dio San Prauciseo:
Ninth Infantry. headquarters. band. machine guns.
platoon and First battalion at Fort Thomas Ken
fucky Second battalion at Pom Smelling Mime.
zots and Third battalion At Fort Sill. Oklahoma.
THO doie OF the enbsrgs,ioo of the Third bat
,Alion. Sixth Infantry Is changed from June Il
10 July Is.
station OF the Ninetoenih ln,Autry upon its ar.
riTai from the Philippine islands are modified
10 direct that regiment 10 proceed 20 sta
tion az follow:
H.adqusrterr band. machine gun. platoon and
Flrs- battalion at Fort Lsavonworth ana secoot
battalion at Fort sheridan.
OF "a iass,,y IL ranes con,a,n oo ssFson
nel 4. Furviancs. Second cavalry.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
Planks for Both Parties.
DAVIS-DALY OUTLOOK
VERY ENCOURAGING
Special 70 The Trlhunc.

Special 10 The Tribune.
BOSTON, Mass. June 14,-General
Manager Fisher of the Davis DAILY Cop
per company Is in Boston comforting with
the company's officials In an interview
here today. he stated that the outlook
was decidedly encouraging from a pros
pective point OF View. While the eS-
ploration in the east central portion In
the tract OF over 400 acres under Butte
proved disappointment. what Is not
generally known Is that the westerly
third OF the property is practically vlr-
gin ground. and that there are existing
there as many large outcrops showing as
good near the surface as in any equal
area in Butte, II Is planned TO explore
extensively the cost and west Nssu:S,
veins at great depth. as they have al
ready produced a large tonnage OF nav
ore within few hundred feet OF the sur
face
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
May Conclude Today.

Virginia contests and TO attempt con-
solidation Of the Washington cases, II
may be possible to present all the re-
naming contests tomorrow.
The remaining contests include those
of Texas. Virginia Washington. the Dis
trict OF Columbia and the Third district
of North Carolina.
In Virginia the chief issue is whether
the conventions electing Taft delegates
were held I'm districts or buildings from
which negroes were excluded. The Wash
ington contests center about the control
of the Washington state convention.
The contested delegates In Texas num-
Der thirty, In Virginia twenty, I'm Wash
ington fourteen. In the District OF Colum-
bia two and in North Carolina two.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
The Hon. Mrs. Cecil Bingham
and Daughter Admired for
Excellent Taste.
Special Cable to The Tribune.

Special Cable TO The Tribune.
II ONDON. juno 14.-The Hon. Mrs,
u Cecil Bingham, who, as 2 Ken
lucky belle, became the wife Of Sam
uel Chauncey of New York. and her
daughter, Miss Alice Chauncey. are rap
idlv gaining the title Of the best dressed
and most beautiful women in London.
So we'll has Mrs. Bingham preserved the
rare beauty Of her girlhood that she
and her equally attractive daughter are
generally most prominent figures at
London smartest functions, and
caused one famous statesman to re-
mark recently. "'The lovely mother of
a lovely daughter-whjch is the
youngcr2''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
Finn Gives Advice.

Senator William Finn OF Pennsylvania,
who presided, urged the delegates to get
ont and drag into Mr.. Roosevelt's head
quarters any wavering Taft delegates.
"Show TO these delegates that the
members Of this Republican national COM
mttee arc burglars and not men, said
Mr.. Finn, Make them understand that
no matter who IS nominated the Re-
publican electors in the. great Republican
states are going TO vote for Roosevelt in
the electoral college"
The gathering was addressed by sew
eral Roosevelt contesting delegates from
tho south who had been unseated by the
national committee
These were followed by Judge Lindsey
of Colorado. who had Just arrived from
a telephone conference with Mr. Roose-
Welt.
Governor johnson OF California also
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
Roosevelt to Speak.

''Wiu the colonel make any speeches
before the convcntion?' the senator was
asked.
There is no speaking programme that
know OF except that Mr.. Roosevelt will
address the mass meeting at the Audi
torinm theater Monday night Mr.. Dixon
replied.
Are the other speakers who were
chasen for that meeting to appear also
on the programme"
ut seems to me that any gentleman
would have II mighty lot OF nerve TO
play. super bill to the main attrac-
ton"
When Senator Dixon was asked why
Roosevelt was coming to Chicago he
said 1t was merely to expedite mat
ters.
1T is very difficult in situation such
as this TO conduct negotiations over the
telephone" said Dixon. 'Hc is coming
here to be in touch and to aid us in fight
ing The men who would teal the nomlna-
ton away from the Republicans OF the
country
WAS he asked to come because II
was deemed a crisis had arrived which
demanded his presence in order TO save
the situation -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
Train Not Derailed.

Engineer McAuliffe said the boulder
must have been al least two feet in
diameter Instead OF being hurled from
The track. the stone passed under the
locomotive and first six cars OF the train,
humping against the aXleS and brake
beams and tossing bars about The
brakebeams were bent and two OF the
brakeshoes We're wrenched from place.
Colonel Roosevelt was In the third car
which bumped over the boulder
When the train had been brought TO
standstlll passengers poured out of the
Pullmans in curiosity. \ trackwalk er
said some boys had rolled the boulder
down the side Of the cut This state
ment was oorroborated by two boys
When the damage had been repaired
the journey was resumed.
Another engine was substituted here
and a thorough inspection of the train
was made, delaying the departure from
this city more than half an hour
Politics was the chief topic OF discus
sion among the passengers on the colo
nefs train, bni they had few opporlunl-
tics To see him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
Three Boys Arrested.

TARRYTOWN. n. V, June 1a.-Three
boys, all OF them under 10 years of age.
were arrested tonight charged with hav-
ing rolled onto the New York Central
tracks the boulder which Colonel Roose-
yeltS train struck. The BOYS were pa
rolled IN The custody of their parents 10
appear In court tomorrow
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
Not the Man Wanted,

MONMOUTH. Ill. June l4.-Joe Kicks
held here In connection with the Moore
murder at Willisea. Ia. Is not the man
whom Fay Van Glider saw acting I'm a
suspicious manner near Yillisca a few
days before the murder. Miss Van GU
der, who came here today, declared as
soon as she was brought face 10 face
with Ricks that he was not tho man.
Rioks has given a fairly good account
of himself to the authorities He said
the blood stained shoes he was wearing
when arrested he had obtained in a
trade from a tramp.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-06-15
FIELD To N
TINE TO CDIS
Not Certain He Wants /,
resent Nevada in (JasI
States Senate.

RENO. New, june !,
Wingfield, who was anno;
States senator Wednesdar W
L. Oddie of Nevada, b,.
fused nor accepted the auuo;,.
yet, according to a statsm...
him this morning. Mr.. w.
MED the report emanati,
Francisco saying be had ~,
appointment, and gave ou,
sent TO Governor Oddis v,.,..,
ing time to consider the u,,,.
The letter follows; "s''a
81 embrace this early
supplementrng my verbal }PpT ~
ton Of last evening by ,. @s
moro formal acknowlcdorane 60
ceipt of the commission w;,S TsIl
have houored me va
me an appointment as
senator to fill temporarily M M
caused by the demise oi we
friend. Senator Nixon. THU
conferred IS heightened hw w 4
and complimentary statemo,,.a u
YOU IN connection with tbe ~
the commission,
Z" ] trust that the dcpre. :,
probation OF the honor ~. u
personal confidence will DM asa
toned when I ask that voo y
NIT me to consider for a fs-
feasibility and proprie,y sI
standpoint, Of the acceptanrs J
pointment. 7 am loath 10 ar,'..
lie office without feeling as.u,.;
ability TO give il an atteptio,
meled by personal concerns ~
public has right to s1a,t
happens that my business
meuts arc many Asgoeia,s, 4
ness, who in many case, ;.
large affairs, have on tha ~.
their confidence in me inyes.s;7
in enterprises with which | III
fled.
"I must respect the obllesiIo.,
out Of such relationship ana =.
fairly before consentinE Ia -
others the active nanagsms,i {.
ness interests for the successfa
OF which these friends have h.,
TO me.
Another phase of the qu,sI-
demands serious thought On :.
the consideration as To wh,e.|
serve the state as well In oflesl
in Washington as ny private -
tivity within its horders M
state Of Nevada | have deriva /
success and material welfare Il,
, deep sense OF obligation ID q
OF Nevada and its people.
"If. after a careful survey /.
fairs. It appears 10 be pos:S.
10 accept the seratorshiD. | VI
believe me. with sense Of o.
;tv calling for the exercise II
energies In behalf OF the s,su
people. If. on tho other hand. d
bility OF acceptance under rtt|
tions appears not 10 exist. | z
you TO reconsider the matter q,
the honor upon one who can ~
the commonwealth.
VERY respectfully yours,
GEORGE WiSGH1
THE letter speaks for lis.yI
Mr.. WinGfield this morning. "
Yesterday. | have as vet com. 4
cisiou. and II Will require hQ
before I am able 20 say juss
will do"
MIR. Wingneld declined 10 III
question at greater length, ins.s|
everything was amply covered
communication to the governs.
June Is Is the Day.