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The Huttig news., 1912-05-25
TROUBLE INVERTED

You must find that newspaper dreadfully interestingi" said Mrs All cock resignedly after her husband had been immersed in it's pages fifteen minutes or so.
 ''Hugh?" asked Alcock, startled. oh" he explained, q was just read ing about that aviation meet I'd ike an airship myself"
 Why, said Mrs. Alcock, there d be just about as much sense in your having an airship as in my insisting on getting that diamond necklace I saw in the window and liked You couldn't run an aeroplane if you had it -
 T don't know about that" returned Alcoek. "I don't know that I haven't as much brains as the ordinary man and it seems to me if I applied my self to the study assiduously and didn't stop for meals or sleep I might in time qualify to handle one of those things! It's too bad you have such a low opinion of my mental ability, Evangeine!"
 "Oh, Pm not saying anything about your brains" explained Mrs Alcock. "It wouldn't take brains especially just to remember what levers to pull and push, but somehow can't imagine your doing anything like that! It's so-so daringi"
 "Oh. make me out stick and a coward," said Alcock. bitterly "Of course you wouldn't care if I took my life in my hands every time I ascend ed-you hadn't thought of that"
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Notice.

The Union Saw Mill Company will pay $5O.0O as reward to any one, not in it's employ, who will fur nish information from which any person shall be convicted of depre- dating or tfespassing upon the tim Der of said Company.
 This lst, day of February, 1906.
 UNION SAW MIL Go.
 By F. w. Scott.
 Seey. and Treas.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

You will find on sale at the Union Saw Mill company store, the Union hotel and Bells cream parlor four different local post card views in colors. If these sell well the publisher expects to add sev- eral other views to the list. They will be sold at two for five cents.
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Bryanism in the Democratic par ty and Rooseveltism in the Repub- lican party ought to give solid citizens something to think about they represent form of Populism that it was supposed had been per- manently rejected long ago. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

A man never goes shopping until he knows what he wants to buy; a woman never never knows what she wants to buy until she goes shopping.-De Free Press.
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Correcting Willie.

Papa and mamma and son Willie were crossing the ocean. Willie had done something for which his mother thought he needed correction. but not feeling equal to the occasion she turned to her husband.
 John, she said, "cant you speak to Willie?"
 Papa replied in thin, weak voice, "Howdy. Willie. Success Magazine.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

Ten bullfighters were killed and l66 injured in Spain last year. If this thing keeps on bullfighting will become almost as bad as football.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

In twenty-seven tobacco estab- lishments in Kentucky 5,O45 Wom- en are employed, at an average weekly of wage of $4.62.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

Adam was probably the only man in the world who believed it when Eve said, You are the first man who ever kissed me-"
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25
Comparison.

"Your investigations, said the am ateur with the camera, remind me of my results in photography"
 Clear cut and precise?"
 NO, such lot of exposures that don't develop anything"
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Proposed Amendment No. II.


 Proposed Amendment No. Il.
 That the following article shall be proposed as all amendment to the Con Stitution of the State of Arkansas, which, when agreed to by a majority of all the members elected to each House and adopted by majority of the cleo tors Of the state voting at the next general election for senators and rep resentatives, shall become a part of the Constitution of Arkansas.
 Every male citizen of the United States, or every male person who has declared his intention of becoming q citizen of the same. of the age of twenty y-one years or upward, who has resided in the State twelve months. in tle county six months and in the pre- c1nct town or ward one month next preceding any election at which he may propose to Vote and who is able to read and interpret or interpret when read 10 nm, IT he IS prevented from read ing the same by reason of any physi- cal disability, any section of the Consti- tutlon of the State of Arkansas. except such persons as may, for the commis- sion of some felony. Dc deprived of the right to vote by law passed by the Gen eraI Assembly, and who shall exhibit poll tax receipt or other evidence that he has paid his poll tax at the time ot collecting taxes next preceding such election, shall be allowed to vote at any election held in the State of Arkansas but no person who was, on January l, IHph, Of dt any time pFlOf thereto en- titled to vote under the Constitution or statutes of any State in the United States wherein he then resided. and no male person of foreign birth who was naturalized prior to the adoption Of this amendment. and no Iineal descend ant of such person, who shall possess the other qualifications described in this article, shall he denied tine right to vote because of his inability to so read and interpret sections of the Constf- tuition Of this State; provided, that male persons who make satisfactory proof that they have attained the age of for assessing the taxes for the year next preceding the year in which the election at which he may propose to vote Is held and pos sesses the other qualifications required by this article shall De permitted to vote; and provided further that the said tax receipt shall be so marked by dated stamp or other written endorse ment by the judge. of election to whom it may first be presented, as to pre- vent the holder thereof from voting more than once at any election The judges of election shall enforce the provisions of this article and shall be tfse Judges of the qualifications of electors.9
 The above resolution was filed in the office of the Secretary of State on March Is, 1911.
 Each elector may vote for or against the above amendment
 Witness my oftcial signature this 12th day of February, 1912.
 EARLE w. HODGES,
 Secretary of State.
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Saturday, May 25, 1912.
TOWN OFFICIALS.

The following are the duly elected of ficials of the incorporated town of Hut tig:
 Mayor-C. A. Berry.
 Recorder-W. H. Moore.
 Marshal-Thos. Ashcroft.
 Aldermen-L. F. Magee, J. W. Perritt J B. Crockett, P il. Pitts and D. F Collett
 Board of Education-W. H. Moore, F w. Scott, M. L. Phillips, E. N. Collett L. G. Gibson and L, F. Magee.
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Lodge Directory.

| AouYc OHcetVy. GOOD LUCK LODGE No. 25e F. & A. M meets First and Fourth Saturday night. All visitors welcome.
 FRED HUsroN. w. M. Lonnie Poole Sec.
 Roosevelt Chapter, No. l88, Order of the Eastern Star, meets every second and fourth Tuesday in each month.
 Mrs. c. Williams, W. M. Emma Bearl, Secy.
 BLUE LIGHT LODGE No l 55 K. ofP. meets First and Third Tuesday in each month. J B Francls, C. c. SANDERS SIMMONS, K. of R. s. LEBANON, No Al, R A. M. meets fourth Thursday evening in each month at z.:5o. Jog scorr, H. P. John Law, Secy
 EAST LAKE LODGE No. 6562 G. U. 0. of o. F. meets First and Third Thursday in each month.
 G. W. SMITH, N c. w. 1. HENRY. P. s.
 ELECTRIC LIGHT COURT OF CA LANTHE, No. 70. meets first and third Tuesday in each month at AS p. m.
 Mas. SANDERS SIMMONS, W. c. QUEEN E. TATE, R. D.
 HOUSEHOLD RUTH, No. 299o, oi G. U. o. of o. F., meets the first anc third Thursday in each month at l:5C p. m. LAURA SIMS, M. NC. CoRNELIA PEOPLES, W. R.
 SPINOLA Lodge No 26l, C. W. ot A. meets every first and third Wednes- day night at o'clock.
 W. l. Henry, Gov s. G. Grafton, Secy.
 Board of Education A. High president W. M. Mccormick, vice presi- dent; Joe Scott, treasurer; Prof. L. s Scroggins, secretary; Lonne Poole, as sistant secretary.
 Royal Circle of Friends, R, A. Williams No. 524, meets every first and thrc Friday night. All visiting friends are welcome. s. s. SIMMONS. President LULA OLIVER, Secretary.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

Milking machines have made dairying extremely profitable in New Zealand.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

Esperanto has been officially recognized as a language by the United States patent office.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

His eye at that instant fell upon the hole in the rug and the scratched wood of the scfa. A slow grin elim- mated the flush of mitigation on his countenance and he reached over and placed his hand on Mrs. Alcock's little fist that lay clinched on the table.
 "Evangeline, he said, in different tone. "so long as I'm getting only fif- teen hundred a year and there are four of us I don't believe We really need to spat over buying airships and diamonds, do wei"
 Mrs. Alcock gave final sniff and then giggled helplessly "It is awful ly foolish" she said
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

Impatience Is the worst foe of i'm Irovement.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25

To get the news read The News
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25
Baptist Church.

Huttg Baptist church has servlces every lst and 5rd Sunday morning at l oclock. T H Evans, Pastor. Preaching every third and fourth Sun day at Smith Chapel.
 M F Holley, pastor Lizzie Brown. secretary The Baptist Sunday School meets ev- cry Sunday morning at $50 O clock. All welcome to attend
 Senders Simmons, Supt J s Jones, Secy. The B. Y. p. U. meets every Sunday afternoon at $50.
 PROF. L. s. ScRoGoNs, Pres. Miss LILA OLIVER SecV
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The more promises man makes the more he doesn't keep.
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PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE
 OF ARKANEAS.

Notice is hereby given that the toi- lowing joint resolution proposing an amendment to the State Constitution, was passed by the General Assembly at it's regular session of 1911, and that the same will be submitted to the electors of the State at the next general election. to be held Monday, September g, 1912. for adoption or re- jeetion.
The Huttig news., 1912-05-25
Methodist Church.

MetfodiSt ChurCh.
 African Methodist Episcopal church preaching every 2fd and 4th Sunday in each month. D. A. Hardon, Pastor. The A. M. E. Sunday School meets at 2:5o each Sunday evening. All welcome to attend G M AVerette, Supt. Clint Royston, Secy
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RAILROAD TIME TABLE.

LOUISIANA & PINE BLUFF.
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Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

from inflammation, and your Sanative
Wash relieved me. / am glad to tell
anyone what your medicines have done
for me. You can use my testimonial in
any way you wish, and will be glad
to answer letters. - Mrs. CHRISTINA
REED, los Mound St, Peoria, Ill.
Mrs. Lynch Also Avoided
Operation.
Jessup, Pa" After the birth of nv
fourth child, had severe organic inflam-
nation. Iwould have such terrible pains
that it did not seem as though could
stand it. This kept up for three long
months, until two doctors decided that
an operation was needed.
"Then one of my friends recommended
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and after taking it for two months
Twas well woman. Mrs. JOSEPH A.
LYNCH, Jessup, Pa.
Women who suffer from female ills
should try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound, one of the most success
full remedies the world has ever known,
before submitting to a surgical opera.
ton.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
CHILD'S HEAD
A MASS OF HUM0R

II think the Cuticura remedies are
the best remedies for eczema have
ever heard of. My mother had child
who had rash on its head when 1t
was real young. Doctor called 1t baby
rash He gave us medicine, but 1t did
no good. In few days the head was
a solid mass, running sore. 1t was
awful; the child cried continually. We
had to hold him and watch him to
keep him from scratching the sore.
His suffering was dreadful. At last
we remembered Cuticura Remedies.
We got dollar bottle of Cuticura Re-
solvent, box of Cuticura Ointment,
and bar of Cuticura Soap. We gave
the Resolvent as directed, washed the
head with the Cuticura Soap, and ap-
piled the Cuticura Ointment. We had
not used half before the child's head
was clear and free from eczema, and
1t has never come back again. His
head was healthy and he had beau
tiful head of hair. think the Cuti-
cura Ointment very good for the hair.
1t makes the hair grow and prevents
falling hair" (Signed) Mrs. Francis
Lund, Plain City, Utah, Sept. 10, 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and oint-
ment are sold everywhere, a sample
of each, with 32-page book, will be
mailed free on application to "Cuti-
cura," Dept. l., Boston.
o" ahG out OF Boston.
There is sign in Boston which
reads as follows
Washing and ironing and going out
to work taken in here!"-Woman's
Home Companion.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
INCREASE IN NUMBER
OF AMERICANS
GOING TO CANADA

Although Western Canada suffered,
as did many other portions of the
west, from untoward conditions, which
turned one Of the most promising
crops ever seen in that country, into
but little more than an average yield
of all grains, there is left in the
farmers hands, big margin of profit.
OF course there were many farmers
who were fortunate enough to harvest
and market big yield, and with the
prices that were secured made hand
some returns. From wheat, oats, bar
ley and fax marketed to the LIST Of
January, 1912, there was a gross rev.
enue Of $75,3S4,0O0. The cattle, hogs,
poultry and dairy proceeds brought
this up to SOL 100000 or 81 million
dollars in excess of 1910. There was
still in the farmers hands at that
time about 95 million bushels of wheat
worth at least another sixty-five mill
lion dollars following for inferior
grades), besides about 100 million
bushels Of oats to say nothing of bar
ley and fax, which would run into sew
eral million of dollars.
There is a great thrush of settlers
to occupy the vacant lands through
out Manitoba, Saskatchewan and AL
berta. The reports from the Govern
ment show that during the past year
upwards Of 131, 900 Americans crossed
the border into Canada. A great many
Of these took up farms, over ten thou
sand having homesteaded, in fact the
records show that every state in the
Union contributed. A larger number,
not caring to go so far away as the
demonstrating area, have purchased
lands at from fifteen dollars an acre
to twenty-five dollars an acre. The
prospects for a good crop for 1912
are as satisfactory as for many years.
The land has had sufficient moisture,
and with reasonably early spring, it
is safe to predict O. record crop.
Those who have not had the latest
literature sent out by the Government
agents should send to the one nearest,
and secure copy.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
General
Grant
Knew
How to
Fight
BY Former Unite States Senator
William E. Mason

SELL while ngcng the fight their client have known
qung with competitors to neglect their bust
have read soldiers who dress parade splendid
in tactics and communications and orderly in retreat
The greatest soldier of history Grant and he could fight with
quang He demanded things and the things he demanded
surrender When the demand
complied with there neither pickering codng arreng He
fed the starving enemy gave them back their horses to cultivate their
fields Nor Grant the only great there General Lee knew how
quarrel great defeat and securing the best
could surrendered without quarreng with his foe
cung his The field wherein Grant and Lee met that day
highest the "Tempe of Liberty" Thank Cod the jingle
of gold heard there the place dcd by jangng
words petty disputes
This is what by BLESSED is he who fight without
reling."
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
Rubbing It In.

The sad-looking man approached
the city editor.
Il was sent up here to whip you,
stated the visitor, as he produced O
clipping. See what you said about
my wife this morning"
The city editor read: Mrs. Griffin
served a dirty luncheon"
THE word was dainty sir, when
my wife wrote it." explained the Wis
itor. Now read further"
The city editor read: Mrs. Grit
fin was gowned in acknowledgements
halufrfluawmyoS90 UjpjafmC
Now" said the visitor, my wife
does not mind the insult passed upor
the luncheon, but you must retrac
that libel on her gown"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
Evidence.

What makes you think our great
public men don't work as hard as they
used to-"
by the photographs" replied Far
mer Corntossel. when l was a
young Teller the big men in politics
didn't take near as much time to git
shaved and have their hair cut"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
Saving a desperate Man.

why did you get engaged to Har
ry? You swore that you would never
never, have anything to do with sucE
a man"
Eyes, dear know did But-well
| wouldn't have accepted him If he
hadn't made such perfectly dreadful
threat"
"Ohl That old stall about rushing
out and committing suicide?"
mo, worse than that"
But any of those threats are bluffs
suppose he said he'd kill the next
man who called on you, eh?'
mo, no! I've heard that before
Dearie, he threatened that If did not
accept him he'd go and propose to you
And | believe he would have done It,
too-he was perfectly desperate!"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

Compound has done
for me. Fortwoyears
! suffered. The doc
tor said Ihad a tumor
and the only remedy
W as the surgeons
knife. My mother
bought me Lydia E.
Pinkham's. Vegeta-
BILE Compound, and
today l am a well and
healthy woman. For
months I suffered
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
Pretty
COIOrS by
Natures
Paint
Brush
By L. nj. REGARD

nts of red of the Baldwin and Northern Spy They pretty near it.
that is all
If all the paint grinding works in the world multiplied ten thou
sand times they couldn't turn out pigment enough to do what
nature does in a change from season to
brush busy everywhere all the time In the life of leaf
applies brush day by day. following with its n from budding
time until it autters from the branch
valleys and the hills the growing grains the Towering
plants
Never is it idle
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

IIII TaVtnOusIy huHgIy Dy any meaHs; We snOuIC.
always eat when we need food if can get it. Tho
system should always be kept fairly well saturated so
say with nutrment but this should never be carried
to the point of incpent by any means. If the
rule be rightly interpreted, this is about the way to
put it: Eat when you hungry, drink when you are
thirsty and go to bed when you sleepy; that is,
wait till you are exhausted for want of food,
drink repose Better eat too much than too
little, habituay but enough is better and, in the long
run, more agreeable than excess
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
Insult to Injury.

How dare you throw that SNOWFALL
at me like that?'
81 didn't, sir. | threw it at that
funny ole woman who's wiz yer!"-
London Opinion.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
A Painful Occasion.

What is the trouble next door,"
Little Tommy Tibbles is giving a
coming out bawl."
"a coming out ball? | don't under
stand"
His father has just released him
after short session in the wood
shed"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

Nature paints in the most striking col
ors and shades and tints with a delicacy
never achieved by the brush in the hands
of the artist. The highest ambition of the
manufacturers of paints is to produce COL
ors which look like natures. They never
succeeded.
Grass has green of its own. So has
the leaf and SO has the distant ocean. None
Of these has ever been reproduced and put
in cans with price label on them.
Winter apples now repose on the shelves
of the paint chemists. Honor awaits the
man who can combine colors to produce the
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

have known one man to hate another
man because of the color of his hair. An
other one said to me: 81 hate a man who
parts his hair that way" Another one
said to NE of very good man: 81 can't
like him, he eats with his knife" I knew
a preacher, who was a great theologian and
thought his theology was religion, who
couldn't help quarreling with everyone he
met Of a different theology He was quar-
reling all the time and thought he wal
Fighting the good fight"
l have known lawyers who constantly
III i'll o,,,ooc;n,, o1;ontc ond oOu,
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

Time is intellectually long, and every
day is a vessel into which very much
may be poured, if one will really fill
it up.-Goethe.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
The Car.

Knicker-Thought Jones bought a
runabout.
Bocker-Yes, but after the bills
came in he called 1t Z runup.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
His FIowerIlke Way.

Mrs. Givem-How do you shovel off
the snow?
Weary Willie-I stick me head
above it like the crocus, mum.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

Some married men look upon home
as a place to rest-and some others
get anything but rest while there.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

Mrs wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething softens the gums, reduces inlamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc bottle
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

Many a high flyer has no knowledge
Of aerial navigation.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

Hope is a good thing to have. but
you can't hang it up with the three
ball merchant.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

LEWIS Single Binder costs more than
other &c cigars. Made of extra quality
tobacco.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
lent fails 70 cnTe any case OF Itching, Bnnd
Bleeding or ProJrndinQ Piles In 10 la DAYS. bOc.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07

my private practice the hmea pan always with
the qualification that lack Of appetite face actual
Illness the should omitted until convaecene and the
return normal hunger Personally eat three four times day with
pleasure satisfaction without experiencing of
enc and day and year after year. take breakfast hotel
about o'clock lunch three Dinner
home about W get tee) and by leaving place. need it,
find moderate supper twelve sends bed to sleep like
wel-nursed babe
1t be said however, this connection that whoever has
already had sufficient days ration hour of the day. cannot with
safety ultimate satisfaction eat again going bed But rightly
managed manng moderate meals Of really wholesome food) nothing fits
anyone from the oebab to the ocogeaan for good sleep and
fresh awakening like moderate supper retiring All animal kind
naturally sleep after eating We should eat when tired
tired shortly after eating penalty great risk from attack of nd
gesion
ago. the following Diet appetite etc. LEARN distinguish
between hunger and appncy you may have the latter without
hunger but not hunger without appetite Never eat without Appetite
mouhful 1t seabuse WHICH nexcusab
sick we'll There is pleasure it. and the speedy return
of normal appetite This does not however, that must wait
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
TO DRIVE OUT MAI NJ, !,

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA ,.
AND BUILD UP THE system
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTBLESs
CHILL TONIC You know what You arc taking.
rhe formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing IL is SIMPLY Quinine nd Iron In tasteess
form, and the most eifectual form. For grown
people and children, % cents.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-03-07
SAVED FROM
AN OPERATION
How Mrs. Reed of Peoria, ILL.,,
Escaped The Sur
geon's Knife.

Peoria, I'LL wish to let every one
know whatLydia E. Pinkham sV egetable