Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-08-08
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Good ( morning.

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And to laugh is no sin,
For the wheat and the barley
Are a falling before the reaper, VI
Everywhere its jump and hustle
Its no place for sleeper. 81.
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Whom you see the farmers coming to-
town, yS8
All join in and kill off that awful
s&f frown, .s$,, 81 z
And when prosperity returns, in the 4
shouting all join in, &
There1l be good times, in s. d., again,
My Baby. sgs@
There's Sioux Falls the Queen City,
And there's Aberdeen, too,
And Watertown, the Live City
To drive away the hoodoo, $S VA
There's Deadwood and Lead y
And other cities great, $
All are a-boosting and adjusting,
For the Sunshine State.
Chorus. 5 .ss L
South Dakota is ADJOINING, ys,s5
And everybodys glad, 23f4
The "Stickers have won OUT
And the knockers are feeling bad, \,
We have autos and pianos, h
And the climate and the health,
We have the people who are happy,
Working hard and gaining wealth.
Chorus.
Now, really, aren't you glad YOU
stuck by South Dakota.
And the president-he is still hold
ing down the executive chair; ii
There's a. vast difference between
the pan-sy and the chimpan-zee.
Some people couldn't be made to
stick to anything even in glue fac
tory.
Now, all together in the grand
chorus: For South Dakota is the
Sunshine State etc.
The gnu bull moose convention ut
Chicago, Is not attracting halfas much
attention as the harvest fields of the
Northwest. ..55 tsEs
A crazy galoot and gasoline and an s.
auto are about as bad combination
as person can desire to meet on a (
street or road. .53is II
woodrow Wilson is wise he is go
ing to hang onto; his job of governor
until he is elected in Novembe If
such should be the case.
"a good cool spring, plenty of rain
for the crops, hot weather for the
corn, and cool weather for harvesting
what better could the weather man
have handed South Dakota this year
The republican party at the present
time must look to an outsider like the
laborer's family. widow with two
children had married a widower with
children -and then as time passed,
more. children arrived to .sbless the
union One day the laborer got on
a drunk, and as he staggered into
his yard, he noticed that the whole
works were having 9 general scrap.
Arriving at the door Of his little cot
3tage he addressed his wife Shay,
wife. Chick pour kids, hick my kids
and our kids are having Chick
hi Of a time. Chick out there u
The Vermill lion Repubii can asks. 4
Why does the young man who rides
a bicycle double himself up Ike 81
Sdoughnut the minute he begins TO
work the pedals Yes, and why does
the fellow when he goes to throw 81
hall first have to screw it into the
palm of his hand with his left hand,
then hop on his right foot while he
bumps his knee before he throws il? s
And why does d man hen he gets a
sraw-boned plug and q ten dollar cart
have TO rein the poor erowbait up Ike {
Ia turtle freading water, TN " can't
see the road before II and goes along
Bas If trying ~ read the answer insthe
stars? Why does ID girl whose nature
has given d clear and healthy com x
splexiop have to paint till she can
wink for fear 81 breaking the enarnelg
Why does 81 hang her hair ike q
spitz poodle and make her head look
like window mop There are d