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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16
WHEN GOVERNOR WILSON
GOES WHEELING

sounded oddrath reactonary ndeedwhn was announced
wond tide bicycle during the period pnysca
anng ne has himself beginning once and stretching
December.
swer imposing things have come upon the
scene since the DAYS Of the safety like going back somewhere
ror to the panic Of 9S the professor mount this mechanical
Pegasus presidential rssime
believe he of the first grade to take to the
wheel since Thomas Reed cycling was much run
got my bicycle he explained to his friends Now other
people down
After Eliminating upon possible shock Of presidential
dignity to behold governor asde of the things that are now
largely onopod by messenger boys conclude that will not
unbecomng present station continue heahu and nvgOratng
exercise that he enjoyed without contempt Of
Returning Woodrow Wilson has not changed
his means
The bicycle Democratic close the people well with
woodrow Wilson's description hmse-a conservative with
Il matches bis processes maintains admirable
poise goes straight ahead much noise
On pedntect viii master the art Of doing
his pedalng with push pull for him One tell from
the way New politics that he had
been q bicycle before
of the ymboca the Wilson scheme OF
built that while Mr. Taft designed
for touring suggests nothing much suffering
secotng motorcycle.
We wish Gov wjisOna happy awheel power hi.
slip hold of handlebars at Washington
There encouragement Droits leading industry his
revival Detroit done for him that should
expect any special consideration -,.-....-~s
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16
The Near-Insane

Conditions OF potential insanity in
the city. equally depressing and dan
gerous, are indicated by the state
ment Of DR.. Gregory. resident alienist
at Bellevue hospital, that every year
10000 patients are discharged from
this institution "fit subjects for men
tai breakdown and often for the in
sane asylums."
These are for the most part neur-
otics and alcoholics, persons with de-
lusions, obsessions and fixed ideas.
who have been treated in the psyche
pathic wards OF the hospital, and who,
while not mentally diseased TO an
extent necessitating confinement. are
yet In the borderland OF insanity.
They are victims of the stress OF life
or OF self-indulgence to whose mental
deterioration poverty. worry, bad hab-
its and abnormal living have all in a
measure contributed. Their frequent
return TO Bellevue IN worse condition
shows the progress OF their disease
under neglect and the lack of institu-
tional or other facilities for arrest.
Ing it.
These near-lunatics are dangerous
TO themselves and may prove SO 10 So
ciety. They are the material of which
suicides IL not assassins are made !;
yet because they are not actually In.
sane and are not In the category OF
public charges for whom charitable
aid is provided, no organized meas
ures have been taken for their relief
or restraint. Certainly 1t Is as I'm
portant that the diseased OF this de-
scription should have facilities for
treatment comparable with those ex-
listing for the physically diseased and
supplementing the emergency re-
sources OF such hospitals as Belle
vue.
No doubt some remedy will be
found In mental hygiene, which Is
preventive medicines latest wateh-
ward and for the consideration oi
which a conference is now in session
in this city. But what revelation
the existence OF this number OF the
potentially insane affords OF the
prostrating effects OF high-pressure
civilization, and what a warning II
inculcates OF the need OF protection
against its possible consequences!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16
Dc Aonrecinted It.

Solomon Pitman. a backwoodsmsn.
had been caught on the jury In town,
was running a cheap boarding house.
Astonished at the amount OF butter
Sol was eating, she said: "Sol, that
butter cost me % cents a pound.
Yes, ma'am," he said taking an
other large slice. "and it's worth every
cent OF it."--Mack's National Monthly.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16

tne
seethlng food with variant
have made of to lead on
all OF hope was gone
they comfort
ANDY me because do not nght
the join in the conflict there
I onlyo OF a who does his little snare
sheltered tent toll with brain ana
the hearts Oh
not o In the battle hne
wordt ha the warriors on to victory Is mine'
souls from fell defeat to battle asan-ana WIN
have faith amid the lighting
my Thousand
BY Of the rhythm OF
I the privae scoura
vet ucall me because do not Tight
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16

pearing car with bulging eyes and
open mouth. Then, turning to a by
stander he remarked soiemnly:
1.-The horses must sho'ly ha' been
travelling some when they got loose
from that Ren'leman's carriageF-
Youths Companion.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16

The old mountaineer. who was stand
ing on the corner OF the main stree,
tna aertain little Kentucky town, had
never seen an automobile. when
good-sized touring car came rushing
nm the street at about 30 miles an hour
and slowed down just enough 10 take
the corner on two wheels. ms aston
ishmene was extreme
The old fellow watched the dtsap-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16
PURELY Ornamental.

A small applicant for assistance
was being interviewed by the charity
worker.
What is your father?' asked the
latter.
'E's me father"
Yes, but what is he?"
"Oh, e's me stepfather."
Eyes, but what does he do? Does
he sweep chimneys or drive buses or
what?"
Govt" exclaimed the small appll-
cant with dawning light of compre-
hension. "No, e's amt done nothip
since we've ad 'im"-Exehange
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-11-16

In molding peppermints or other
fectioner's sugar.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
They're Advancing in Oregon

On November sh the people of Oregon will vote on many
progressive measures which passed viii place Oregon lar
In the lead of any country lar advance meas
ures in government concerned.
There is Tor example the graduated Single Tax league
OF which w s URen is the secretary II provides that gadu-
specific shall be levied upon all public service cor
poraton assessed values in the county greater
than $1,000 all franchises and rights OF by WHOA
they operate county and upon every OF land and
natural resources and interests therein within the county the
total assessed value OF which is greater than Soo the tax
starting so each 81 900 above the $1,000 valuation ana
up to $4,000 With $1,000 valuation the rate ON the
psx $1,000 raised so per 81 600 valuation that 81 IS
levied as the tax rate on each 900 between $4,000 and $780,
600. Above $4,000 the rate is $50.
The rule is applied TO public service franchises ana
rights of way and TO water powers
Oregon is voting great many advanced measures .,
government besides the single Its scheme OF Proportional
and abolition OF the state senate promooh OF
educational interests creating department OF state highways
1fan,ur woman suffrage aboshing capital punishment anu
H; ,or ;,hertance and income all bound TO
- regon citizens think well before they 20 to the polls
This ( direct legislation as it actually works
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
1hp9~n;noNsD',

crush on the countess OF noting
ham. and the countess husoend v
next
so him and francis bacon. the guy
that either wrote shakespeare or
else he dldent. according TO how.
ever you think about Il. they frame
up job to make out that essex
Is a trater
they couldent never slip u over
ON elizabeth. only just rs the docky.
msnts that accuses him Is handed 70
her. she dlskovers him doing a
cilnch With che countess
good night. essex
he almost gets BY. AZ that, the
queen has given him ring and told
him 10 send II to her II he wants
her help In time OF peril
essex slips the ring to the coun-
tess. who Is going 20 take u to ahe
queen. but the count gets the ring
and chucks 1t into the river
so the queen thinks essex IN too
proud to ask her for mercy. and off
comes hts noodle
then the queen goes 10 View the
remanes, and when she sees the
ring IA gone she gets the storey out
of the countess about where u went
TO
and then sara scrteniy does throw
herself. she may be old. but she. has
still got the pep johnny
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
HAIR STOPS FALLING, DANDRUfF
DISAPPFARS-25 CENT "DANDfRINF''
SAVE 5EAuTIFy iTl INvIooRATE YOUR scALPi
DANoERNE GROWS HAIR AND WE CAN PROVE

taking one small strand at a time
The effect Is immediate and amaz.
ing-your hair will be light. fluffy
and wavy and have an appearance
OF abundance; an Incompatible
luster, softness and luxuriance, the
beauty and simmer OF true hair
health.
Get a 25-cent bottle OF KnowI.
tons Danderine from any drug
store or toilet counter. and prove
to yourself tonight--now-th your
hair Is as pretty and soft as any
that IL has been neglected or In.
jnred by careless treatment--that's
all.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

Sour, sick. upset stomach. indi-
gsstion. heartburn. dyspepsia;
when the food you eat ferments
into gases and stubborn humps:
your head aches and you feel sick
and miserable. that's when you
realize the magic In Pape's Diapep-
sin. II makes stomach Distress go
in five minutes.
IL your stomach Is In a continu-
Gus revoit--lf you can't get II reg
uiated, please. for your sake, try
Diapepsin. It's SO needless to have
a bad stomach--make your next
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

Try az you will. after an applica-
tion OF Danderine, you cannot find
a single trace OF dandruff or loose
or falling hair and your scalp will
not itch. but what will please you
most. will be after a few weeks
use, when you will actually see new
hair. fine and downy at first--yes--
but really new hair-growing all
over the scalp.
A little Danderine now will I'M
mediateIy double the beauty OF
your hair No difference how dull,
faded. brittle and scraggy, just
moisten cloth with Danderine and
carefully draw II through your hair.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
THE BORED MANS REToRT

a carriage and comprised seSerai
a
corn n
Each and OF desperate their
lie
reading
last Of themd o
me- he suavey feel that
one OF u.s.. inTF
the slowly lowered
his through HIS specace with sad and melan
chr mil al persistent
present travelling
full
ples"-Answers, London.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
HAPPY, LAUGHING
CHILD SHORTLY
II cross, feverish. bilious and
sick. let Syrup Of Figs" clean
its little waste clogged
bowels.

No matter what ails your child. n
gentle. thorough laxative physic
should always be the first treat
ment given.
IL your child isn't feeling we'll:
restIng nicely; eating regularly and
acting naturally II Is a sure sign
that It's little stomach, liver and 30
feet OF bowels are filled with foul.
constipated waste matter and need
"a gentle, thorough cleansing az
once.
When cross, irritable. feverish.
stomach sour breath bad or your
little one has stomachache, diar-
rhoea, sore throat. full OF cold.
tongue coated; give teaspoonful
of Syrup OF Figs and In a few hours
all the clogged up waste, undigest-
cd food and sour bile will gently
move on and out OF it's little bowels
without nausea, gripping or weak
ness, and you will surely have a
well, happy and smiling child again
shortly.
With Syrup of Figs you are not
drugging your children. being com
posed entirely OF luscious figs. SEN
ina and aromatIcs It cannot be harm
full, besides they dearly love it's de-
|iiclous fig taste.
Mothers should always keep
Syrup of Figs handy. II Is the only
stomach. liver and bowel cleanser
and regulator needed-a little civ.
en- today will save q sick child to
morrow.
Full directions for children OF al
lhges and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the package.
Ask your druggists for the full
name, Syrup OF Figs and Elixir Of
ISonna," prepared by the California
Fig Syrup Co. This Is the delicious
tasting. genuine old reliable. Re
fuse anything else offered.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
IN rae yuNloa OFFICE eoY.

n. ~. sept is--ssra bernhard -
some acktorine. take It from me.
1 seen sara the usher mite.
from what | hear about sara she
Always was thin dame. but nobody
ever seen her 30 thin as what she
= now
she u playing mp to wliyem morris
moi garden. and abe IL only about
I forth OF an inch thick
she Is film In a moving picture
prftty good COAX. hey
well. even in a film. sara IL there
20 ways. / would rather see her
kind OF ackting unwound off a reel
than to see whole lot OF uther
ackters and addresses | know OF.
right In front OF me with their voices
and everything
seen sara in very sad play,
queen elizabeth
the queen IL a giddy old bird, she
has a young lover. the count OF
essex
he is a swell looking guy. and the
queen would hook the crown Jools
to pay HTS board bin any day
but VIXEN she sends him over 10
ireland to be governor there h trnb-
bel
his nibs OF essex has also got a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
WILL PAPf'S DIAPFPSlN REALLY
CURE MY STOMACH TROUBLE! YES
your stomach is SICK gassy and upset you
surely get relief in five minutes -

meal a fayorite food meal u
take little Diapepsin. There ~
not be any distressed vifhool
fear. It's because Pape's Diapepnn
really does" regulate weak. ~
of-order stomachs that gire Il n
millions OF sales annually.
Get a large fifty-cent cass 4
Pape's Diapepsin from any dru
store. II Is the quickest. surok
stomach relief and cure known. ,
acts almost like magic--it Ii 4 -
entific. harmless and delights
preparation which truly belongs =
every home.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
Belli8erency

We are under obligation Mr. Tats department o. stare
IL s,on al the term rights of beligerens on when We
"a @ ali f,zled up by affairs in Mexico Nicaragua
ard other communities OF macontents
The beigerency OF the Mexican rebels = NOV ,ons
- r,,r. sam because said rebels hold no important 'o"
have no accredited head and fail follow any set military pro-
gram. -. ., IN vea,s ago when
- p ard other foreigners talking about recognizing
our own rebels, wasn't IT.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
Carrying Reform Too Far.

Tim inquired Mr.. Riley, glanc-
Ing up over the door OF the post.
office. what Is the meanin' Of thin
letters, MDCCCxCviH?"
"They mean eighteen hundred
an uinety-eight."
Tim. don't II sthrike you thot
they're carryin' this spellin' reform
entoirely too far2"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

you are constantly outlining
new theories concerning an ideal
economic system"
Yes. my friend. replied Senator
Sorghum. "A successful rainbow
chaser has 10 make up bis own rain.
bows as he goes along"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

, III "a shame TO be selling those
lprcity girls gold bricks the way that
rbcauty doctor Ia doing"
Hes Justified IN doing Il"
How do you make that outY''
why. Isn't he merely grating
peaches Baltimore American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

Maud-My neighbor at table don't
look very rich. and yet she con-
stanfly- growis about her trouble
with servants.
Beatrice Perhaps she keeps an
tnfelIigence office.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

= colony are you going to- 4
4 Star--i haven't been able TO
= find out yet which has the best
. bureau OF publicity Judge. 4
4 4 tttttft $3.50 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

Blobbs Why do those two girls
both hate you aoy
Slobbs once innocentiy remark.
"a that they looked alike Phila.
dclphiA Record.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

. Our notion OF tact IL keeping
. a friend after said friend has
\ purchased an automobile
. Atchlnon Globe.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
Ihe Llesnse clerk.

II see a local man has Just been
granted license 10 ayiaie."
what about III
| "rd like % know who issues those
bl!ccnsea 60 aviate."
The foolkilier. I suppose.
louisville Courlcr-Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

"Bindley had queer experience
In New York last week"
what happened TO HIM"
File had $50 ieft when he got
away --Chicago Record Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
Proof.

He-What makes you think she
is not a girl TO make friendsy
She-i3ecause never hear Of any
scandals about her.--I.ondon opin-
ion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

The editsr Of IN Beeleyspors
Weekly Whsna says lottery sint no
usnbic AZ ell slonoside o. tskin'
chances on what kind Of q printer
they'll send hin, out from th' city"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18


They a local ball grounds.
delighted find how quickly she the points OF tho
she Eot well that be ycutnrcd light wticiRm
the subject
baseball reminds m household" he remarked;
there's the plate
And reminds o. MARRIAGE. she Interrupted first
the diamond then the
hts then the going and the difficulty they have
ting home."-Louisyslie Times
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

beware Of the man who knows too
much. especially II Il happens 10 be
yourself. Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

Country Cousin--well, I was at
the Metropolitan museum this morn.
ing.
City Host--That's nothing to brag
about. know two or three fellows
living right here In New York who
have been there.--Smart Set.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
A MOTTO FOR GOLFERS

George stanley tho rcbuking
New Haven links. profane freedman.
"Oaths
crs like ought the
Keep Off the bali or t~washng
Evening
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

II thought You told mo you were
paying for an hutog4
80 I was
II don't see any auto"
You haven't looked In the right
place Go look IN my groccr's gar.
age. Houston Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
Nothing Serious
Tf0SH


II can't help admirlng that voeifer
Gus candidate" said Mrs. Ballot
500.
do you think he viii aucceedY"
"lie Ia sure 90 succeed 10 some
extent Even II he never gets elect
ed he Is certain 10 have the last
word"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18
imaginative Person.

"Is your burglar-protective sys
tenn an absolute security against
thieyesG'
Guaranteed"
Then install one for me. don'i
want to be robbed OF any more II
lusions. Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

WELL maybe the standpat papers are right about lai'
reelection Perhaps the people who are sheef"s N'
and Wilson intend for TAFT after all
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

''iiad your yaeationY"
'NOpel This year I'm taking !,
IN my wife'A name. New York
Evening World.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

VANCOUVER chap dies after eating q eggs "ohue'
n the high cost had anything to do with u.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

No Noise at All.
what quiet man Bosrdman To-"
"Yes. He reminds me so much
Of Judson Harmon supporting
Woodrow Wilson."--Chioago Rec
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

You've Seen EN-.
The boss was taking the new
stenographer TO task.
You sing too much during busl
ness hours
Surely girl may be allowed "a
sing at her work"
But you don't do any work. You
ought to be a stenographer In O
musical comedy" - Washington
Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

e ,
you t-w asnt a realu vt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

WHATS this country coming anyhow They're even
,ocue vice presidential nominees and calling them names
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-18

Mrs. Nagg-Before I married you
| didn't know you we're so grouchy.
Nagg--I wasn't. - Kansas City
Star.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-08
FEW CARS CD OUT
FOLLOWING RIOTS
Augusta City Council Appeals
to Company to Arbitrate
Street Railway Strike.

AUGUSTA, GA, Oct. S-Very few
cars are being operated today on the
Augusta lines of the Augusta Aiken
Railway and Electric Corporation, fol-
lowing rioting last night, when con-
ductors and motormen on two belt line
cars We're attacked and driven from the
cars after being beaten and shot at
City council has passed a second res
olution calling on the company to arbi-
trate the street railway strike
About $3.50 o'clock last night Monte
Sano line car, returning to the city.
was waved down by two men at Gwin-
nett, near Fifteenth street AS the car
stopped a signal was given and 80 or
40 men rushed up. The conductor and
motorman were dragged from the car
and whipped. Many shots were fired
toward the fleeing carmen, who ran as
soon as released by the mob A few
minutes later a second car was held up
at the same place. The attacks were
reported to the police and Lieutenant
Hatcher, with a squad Of men, hurried
to the scene. l. G. Hartley and r. NJ.
Strickland were arrested on suspicion.
but later released.
Inhabitants of that section of the city
stated to the police that they had heard
and supposed the shots to be a contin-
uation of the torpedo explosions. A
stray shot entered the home of Pa
trolman Newman. The officer was on
duty at the time.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-08
Milady's Toilet Table
BY Nine. D'MIlle.

when occasion demands quick hair
dressing nothing is finer than dry sham
poo made by mixing four ounces of orris
root with package of theroX. Sft a
little over the head, brush out-and your
scalp is clean and your hair beautifully
lustrous. light, wavy and easy to do up.
The world never saw the equal of
Mothers SalVe as a pain killer. 1t Is easy
to use quick to act and should be APP
piled to stop headache, or ache in back
or Joints, to reduce swelling, to allay in
ELIMINATION. or to relieve pain in any part
of the body
Ladies troubled with fuzzy growths
are delighted to learn that deatone re
moves hair without pain or injury. Make
a paste with delatOne and water spread
Il on the hairs, let remain for a few min
utes, then remove and wash surface
Plain pyroXin applied to eyebrows with
finger ends causes them to grow thick
and beautiful, and brushing will train
them into well-formed arches. Eyeashes
come in long and silken if pyroxn is APP
piled to the roots
IF your face is sunburned, spotted or
understanding, apply in the morning a
identifying lotion made by dissolving an
original package of mayatone in a hair
pint OF witch hazel. This treatment re
places powder II will hold all day, will
not rub off or show, and makes the skin
soft, smooth and satiny.' tAdVt,)