The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1912-06-13
HoowALLow poINos.

sing at the Hog Ford churcr next SUM
day
Columbus Alisop has sold his mule |
and will enlarge his home by moving
tie stable ur and adding II on as an
east wing
Isaac Hellwanger Is digging q cis-
tern at his house. He would get |
alons faster hut he forgets TO throw |
out the dirt every time.
LdAe Mathewsla complained last
night that his supper disagreed with |
him. lie says II Il wasn't that |
though Il would be his wife.
Dock Hooks. our clever and accom-
modafinR blacksmith. viii now have
J music all the time. as he has just at.
I tached an ACCORDION to his bellows.
A large bullet fell to earth In Hog
I wallow one day this week. Il is very
1 old looking and liobably was one OF
4 those fred into the ARR during the
] Civh Mar.
Fit Smith dropped a jug OF ticker
4 In Gimlet creek while trying to walk
4 the foot log yesterday. SEEMING IL
now the order Of the day In this com
muniiy.
Gander Greek Is lower at THE sea
4 son OF the year than Il has ever be-
fore been known. nearly all OF the
water In IL having been washed away
4 by the recent floods.
jefferson Potlocks feels safe for the
coming summer. he having drunk -
4 much Ticker since Last year that he
has a paid-up policy OF insurance a.
4 gainst snake bits.
bat smith Is receiving orders for
his mOonshine stiil on Muskci Ridge
This ticker l. especially good for flsh.
ermen. making all objects appear
4 twice their natural sine,
4 total stranger walked into our
n midst Thursday morning and took a
4 sea: on the Hogwallow Postoffiee
porch without being asked. and the
postmaster has been compelled to
keep open since then. a. the stranger
occupies the chair. which he always
] takes inside before closing.
The editor OF IN. TiokvlIle Tidings
announces through his columns this
i week that he Will allow nobody TO
talk for publication until he gets In
his new supply Of quotation marks.
slim Pickens will probably Accept a
lucrative position with a saw mnl
near Tickyille. he having. written
them a letter yesterday asking them
for a job. offering TO work for almost
nothing.
i The Tickville Baptist Church IL
making arrangements TO give a series
OF suppcrs and entertainments To raise
money with which to pay off the ex-
press charges on a new bench recent
ly shipped In.
Poke Easley today figured u up
that his great grandfather would have
been about one hundred and forty
4 years old II he was stin living Tais
breaks all records for longevity IN
this locality.
A Miss Flute Belcher now biusbes AZ
she approaches the postoffice, she
having gotten into communication
with an unknown correspondent He
lives In Kansas. has slim. black
mustache. and uses the Spencerian
I system.
4 Cricket Hicks. WHO has been at
work In the Calf Ribs community for
several weeks. has returned home
with five dollars in cash. This will
i somewhat relieve the financial situa-
ton around Hogwallow as money was
4 beginning to get scarce.
Sim Flinders brought to the post
office today the first house-fIy Of the
season. This adds another feather to
Sims cap. He Is the first In every
4 thing. Last fall he heard the first
cricket boiler. and a little later was
the first man In the community to
a observe that II was showing
lobe Moseley has gone over TO the
\ Golf Ribs community 20 look for some
seed from the celebrated wandering
4 gourd vine that created so much won
\ der in that section last sumner This
\ gourd vine that created 80 much won.