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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
A PUSSY SCHOOLMA'AM.

1t certainly is remarkable how
eager some servants of the people
are to get their names in the public
prints. Some of the poor souls feel
that If they go on simply doing their
duty that they are not earning their
wages hence they -ndeavor to rush
into print on every fool occasion
A teacher in the southern part of
Ohio says that the Declaration of
Independence is devoid of literary
style. We wonder if the board of
education pays her for teaching the
precepts laid down in that immortal
document or did the members hire
her to act as literary critic and
tear the prose and poetry of the
world to pieces?
We feel rather sorry for the chill
dren who are compelled to sit at the
feet of a girl whose sensitive cere-
bellum takes unbrage at the literary
style of the noble Declaration In
dependence.
Sometimes we wonder whether all
peopel '1are" free and equal
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
ECONOMIC WASTE.

II is understood that the Calumet
region is to be invaded by the Auto
matte Telephone Company Ii this
company is able to make any head
way with the city councils on the
various cities of the region it will
mean that every merchant in the
region will be compelled to pay II
double telephone rental.
There may be complaint about tele-
phone rates or poor service and in
some instances these complaints may
be justified but on the whole the
service given by the Chicago (Bell)
Telephone Company has been salts
factory.
In the past few years this COM
pany has spent hundreds of thousands
OF dollars in the laying of conduits,
the purchase of switchboards, the
construction of new plants and in
the general improvement of the serv.
ice.
1t is safe to say that these expendi.
lures are not warranted by the bust
ness that is now being done but have
been made because of thsg prospects
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06

need any~vacation till things tighten
up. Just give me a chance and I'll
let you see what my strong right arm
looks like with sleeves rolled up to
the elbow. One man who will act
promptly and courageously in a pinch
is worth half acre field of emergency
shirkers land what is more it will
not be long before the employer will
pay him enough money to prove it..
He is the man who in a dozen years
will stand with his hand on the
throttle of vast enterprises and he
liable to sign his name on the business
end of big checks. He is the man
who will some day be called lucky be-
cause he rose with the sun, and 4
favorite of fortune because he did an
|other mans work after he had finish
ed his own.
Stand in the breach. Let it be
known that you are the man who can
be counted on whenever trouble arises
or calamity impends. Make it certain
to all that YOU propose to be the
anchor in time of storm, strong in
time of doubt and struggle, depend
able in misfortune, a fighter against
iadversity and the rotten unreliabiity
of the deserter and the irresponsible
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06

terest from September /, 1906. for $685.
600 units of antitoxin which he admin
istered TO Charles Tolan. age two. a
county charge. Former commissioners
have refused to pay the claim because
the boy died.
The boy was taken i'll August %.
1906. and died September /. 1906. At
the request of H. G. Cushman. township
trustee, DIR. Little took charge of the
case and administered antitoxin. The
usual dose for a child of two years is
from two thousand to I'VE thousand
units. but DR.. Little used 100000 units.
He says that he broke up the diptheria
and that death was caused by other
complications.
STRUCK BY FAST TRAIN.
When the fast Florida flyer on the
Evansville g. Terre Haute railroad
struck the buggy in which Mrs. Minnie
b. Allen of Terre Haute was riding yes
terday, bystanders expected to see her
body ground to pieces beneath the
wheels of the train. Instead. although
the horse was killed and the buggy de
molished. Mars Allen was hurled into
the air and alighted on the engine
pilot. escaping with only a severe shak
ing up and bruises.
Mrs Allen had tried to heed the
warning of the fiagman. but the horse
became frightened and bolted, running
in front of the train.
KILL MAD COW.
A valuable COW belonging to a farmer
named Henry, living In Jackson town
ship near Brazil, was shot yesterday.
The COW was bitten by mad dog sew
erai days ago and had been watched
closely for some time. The animal
showed signs of rabies yesterday and
was shot at once. Several other cases
of rabies have been reported from jack
| son. townhsip.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
LOTS TO CONSIDER.

Chairman ]. L. Houser Of the La
toilette committee a Chicago says
he has word from Terre Haute that
four out of six pallbearers at flu
neral recently held in that city de-
clared themselves for Lafoliette. 1t
is encouraging to know that the
IafolIette boom is already assured
Of the services of corps of expert
: ,eneed pallbearers.-Marion Chroni-
Gle.
And yet it will be absolutely i'm
possible to sense the Importance oil
the so-called Lafollette boom until we
hear from the undertakes. associa-
ton, the floral houses and the monu-
mental manufacturers organization
You see there is a great deal to be
considered in estimating the strengtr
of political boom
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06

for new business in this locality
Where public utility corporation has
treated its patrons as well as the Chit
cago Telephone company has treated
the people of the Calumet region 1t
should be protected from unwarrant-
ed competition.
If the average persoa just stops to
think that the invasion of the local
field by the independents means a
complete duplication of the telephone
plant that is now in existence and
that the people will have to pay for
that duplication in the end they will
see that but little would be gained by
a temporary reduction in the rates.
Any. one who has visited Grand
Rapids, Mich. and has noted that
every merchant and large proper
ton of the householders of the city
are compelled to pay rent on two tele-
phones will see that the duplication
of telephone plants is economic waste.
The telephone business should he
"a monopoly. The advantages of uni
versal service are so apparent that
the subscriber to a system that COW
ers the local and long distance field
as the Chicago Telephone Co. does
has hundred times more for his
money than the one who is simply
connected with a thousand local
phones.
The advantages that have accrued
to the public as a result of the
amalgamation of the Bell Telephone
Company with the Western Union
Telegraph Company to form the
American Telephone & Telegraph Co
are appal emit every day.
Should the telegraph office in
Hammond, East Chicago or Gary be
closed at night and a patron of the
| telephone company should desire to
BILE to have the long distance connect
you with Chicago free of charge and
have the message sent out from there
The advantages of this reciprocal
are other advantages that come from
the concentration of the management
of such public utilities and the tele-
phone and the telegraph and it must
be apparent TO the person with even
a little business experience that COM
petition in the local telephone field
is not wanted.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
ARE YOU READY?

There comes time in every BUSH
ness when misfortunes pile them
selves up heap upon heap, mountain
upon mountain. Troubles seldom
come singly and one accident IS
nearly sure to be followed by a series
of dfstresses.
The ill-fortune that calls the owner
from his business is nearly certain to
occur in the hot season when the
head clerk is sitting up day and
night with sick wife and the steno-
grapher has quit. These are the
times that try mems souls" and
yours is under examination If you
are of small caliber with a brain like
a canary and an ambition minus, you
step up TO the temporary manager
with a rat-cunning CLEAN in your
formerly fishy eye and deliver one of
the following:
THE boss promised me vacation
and I'm going tomorrow.
GIVE me raise or I'll quit my
job
This is too hot to work hard and
my health is poor.
II don't propose to do Henry's
work; let George do it,
my grandmother died yesterday
and the score to l in favor of the
Sox.''
| What the acting manager ought TIC
do would be to hit you over the head
with crow bar. sprinkle you with
embalmi1g fluid throw you in the
street and report the matter to the
street cleaning department; but ht
can't; so he smiles feebly and keep:
you on the pay roll till the boss get!
back
i But if you belong to the class tha
can always be counted on to stand II
the breach, when the emergenc,
arises, YOU will say to your superior
S, Let me do it. I can put in few
lextra hours every day, anr l dom
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
'THIS Is MY 18TH BIRTHDAY"
Charles 4. Richmond.

Charles A. Richmond. president of
Union College, Schenectady, n. Y, was
born of Scotch parents on January I,
1853, in New York city. After prepar-
ing for college at Orange, N. j., he emit
cred the College of the City of New
Y ork. After one year there he entered
the sophomore class al Princeton, where
he graduated in 1888. He became
principal of the Ingleside Academy of
Palmyra. Mo. and after that was pro-
lessor of mathematics at the Cayuga
Lake Military Academy In 1885 he
entered Princeton Theological Semin-
airy. from which he was graduated in
|1ssS. At the time of his election to the
presidency of Union College two years
ago DR.. Richmond was pastor of the
Madison Avenue Presby terrain Church of
Albany, n. Y.
Congratulations to:
James B. Angel president emeritus
of the University of Michigan. s3 years
old today
wiscount Gladstone, governor gener-
al of the Union of South Africa, IS
years old today.
Charles Klein. the noted playwright.
40 years old today.
Sir Sanford Fleming, Canadian capt.
talist and publicist. So years old today.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
"THIS Is MY 51ST BIRTHDAY.
Charles II. Elliott.

Charles e. Elliott. associate justice
of the supreme court of the Philippines.
was born in Morgan County, Ohio,
January 6, 1851. He was educated at
Marietta College. the State University
of Iowa of Minnesota. He practised
law in Minneapolis from 1854 to 1890
He was. until 1894 municipal judge in
Minneapolis, and was appointed on
January OF that year to be Judge of
the district court. He was made asso-
ciate justice of the supreme court OF
Minnesota by Governor Johnson in 1901
and continued in that position unit!
appointed to the supreme court of the
Philippines.
Congratulations to:
John C. Spooner, former United
states senator from Wisconsin. GO years
old today.
Duncan T. Fletcher. United States
senator from Florida, So years old to-
day.
Henry E. Dixey, well known actor. 50
years old today.
Sir Henry Rumble. British governor
OF the island of Malta. Sc years old to-
tdaX
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
AUTOMATIC FINES.

The automatic system of fines
against the inmates of resorts,
which has been the custom here,
will be discontinued by Prosecutor
John W. Sappendeld. A system of
automatic trials and fines amount
ing to licensing of vice, has been
in practice here for several years.
The present prosecutor says the
social evil is a menace to the COM
munity and he proposes to make
the trials real ones, and to take
criminal action against violators of
the social code. He will confer
with chief OF Police George L.
Convey in the matter, and the two
will work together to wipe out
vicious practices-Evansvill Dis
patch.
If Evansville regards the auto
matte system of fines as an official Ii
censing of vice it has been well Ii
censed in certain localities in thi,
neighborhood. The automatic system
is device invented and used not s.
much for replenishing the publi
treasury as it is for distribution o
fees to certain officials and polio
court shysters and you can easily fin
out the names of these fellows if yo,
care.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
NEWS

Chicago has six thousand union
bricklayers.
Thirty-fve states have established
bureaus of labor statistics.
Constantinople masons and house
carpenters have formed union.
Illinois has authorized the appoint
ment of a woman investigator of do
mestic employment agencies.
The Tokyo municipality has decided
to open labor exchanges throughout
the city whereemployer s can find help
when needed.
An effort to have the union label on
all school textbooks is to be made by
the Boston Allied Printing Trades
Council
The following daily wages are paid
in Jerusalem: Unskiiled labor. "a to
40 cents; carpenters. 50 cents to $105;
masons. as high as s1.e0; stoneeutters,
AZ to "a cents.
England's National Union of Boot
and shoe Operatives. having adopted
a label to be placed upon the products
of it's members, has instituted an act-
i've label campaign throughout the
country.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-06
iii E A X ID
BY
n u b E

NOTICE that hellish smile on the face
of your coal dealer?
COMING to think about it Alderman
BaulSus and Mona Lisa" disappeared
about the same time.
OUR idea of having everything you
want is TO be able to pay your Christ
mas bills before the end of January.
BLACK OAK is still uncontaminated
from the turkey trot" and the grizzly
bear waltz.
IT is a wise housewife who puts the
sheets in cold storage this time of the
year and substitutes Woody blankets in
stead.
Hennery's Little Ruse Reacts.
HENNERY COLDBCTTLE had both
feet frosted last night and its all his own
fault This is the way IL came about:
Last night about half past twelve Hen
merry suddenly got out of bed He told
his wife that he believed that the beer
kegs down in the cellar were freezing
up and that he wanted to wrap them
up. Two hours later Mrs. Coidbott1e.
becoming alarmed went downstairs and
found Hennery fast asleep. It appears
that he had to test each keg separately.
and when he got through he didn't
mind the cold at all and fell asleep
right on the cellar floor. AS it is
Hennery cannot go out, lily Ball and
the proofreader are not allowed inside
the house. and Mrs. Coldbottle has
placed the key to the cellar down her
stocking.
TIT Teller what says quails fer quail
seems L go out o. his way t. git on tn
subject. When Tell Binkley has got
drink two in him he don't think tn
pedestrian has any right.
ABE MARTIN.
SOME of the saving banks are let
ting you get in on the January inter
est on all deposits made before the
18th of the month. Nice way to invest
that 5000 that you didn't spend around
Christmas.
THE brewery trust has dissolved VOL
unfairly. but you.ll see no volunteer re-
auctions in the current price of
schooners.
NOW that Gary's only millionaire is
figuring as one of the principals in a
divorce case, Pittsburg will have to
open her eyes.
Facial Alfalfa for Awhile.
Highlands Correspondence to TINES
THE barber is leaving town and that
| means another chance for a good bar
/ Der"
JUST now lot of the plumbers are
getting theirs now,
WITH butter flirting with the accent
mark again, you can figure it out for
yourself why a man getting $1.45 a
day and having a large family refuses
| to be for Teddy.
| COLD as 1t is it doesn't seem to be as
| cold as 1t used to.
| YOU probably have noticed that the
persons who boast about leaving their
bedroom windows up at night. who
| take cold plunges in the morning and
who seldom wear overcoats have been
strangely silent for the past few days
| A GARY real estate man who wrote
a treatise on the remedy for financial
stringencies has killed himself because
of the stringency.
CANDIDATES for the postmastershiI
are quite secretive to whom they
would like TO see get the presidential
nomination.