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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11
PooIe.Workman.

A marriage OF interest to great
many peple In this county was SOL
emnized at the First Presbyterian
church at Charlotte, N. c., Wednes-
day, Sept, Bird, when Miss Eva Work
man, of that city, became the wife
of Mr.. Russell e. Poole, of the Ty-
lersville section of this county. The
ceremony was performed by Rev. J.
b. Ralston, of Charlotte. The happy
couple returned to Laurens Wednes-
day. where they were met by a large
number Of relatives and friends and
the same afternoon they went to the
home of the groom. The bride is a
vivacious and charming young lady
with many admirable qualities. The
groom is prominent young farmer
OF the county, who has great many
friends who will join in congratulate
Ing him upon the step he has taken
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11
Statement of the Condition Of the
ENTERPRISE BANK,
Located at Laurens, =. c., at the close
OF business Sept. A, 1912.

of business Sept. A, 1912.
RESOURCES:
Loans and Discounts .S285 .55S. n
OVerdrafts 3,23O.87
Bonds and Stocks owned
by the Bank =. .. e. 100000
FURNITURE and Fixtures 100000
Banking House =. =. =. 22,466. .16
Due from Banks and Bank
ers :. E. .. =. =. 1862 20
Currescy :. 4,939.O0
Gold 1000
Silver and other Coin 4,473.41I
Checks and Cash Items 267.11I
Total :. :. E. :. ..$346,517.46
LIABILITIES:
Capital Stock Paid In ..$1OO, 900 90
surplus FUND =. 21,00000
Undivided Profits, less Cur
rent Expenses and Taxes
Paid :. =, =. :. :. :. 12,956.4O
Due to Banks and Bankers 559.75
Dividends Unpaid :. :. 1900
Individual Deposits subject
to Check :. $50, ,184,S9
Savings Deposits. 46,176.19
Time Certificates of De-
post :. 4S,030.7S
Total Deposits :. =. =. =. 15O,391.s6
Certified Checks =. :. :. 10O75
CASHIERS Checks 4,1O1.7O
Notes and Bills Rediscount-
ed e. e. =. :. :. :. 2,25O.OO
Bills Payable, including Ger
tificates for Money Bor-
rowed =. :. =. :. =. :. $4,000
Total :. :. =. ..$346, ,517.46
State of South Carolisa,
County of Laurens. SIS.
Before me came C. II. Roper, cash
ier of the above named bank, who,
being duly sworn, says that the above
and foregoing statement is a true con-
dition of said bank. as shown by the
books of said bank.
G.. III. ROPER.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 10th day of Sept, 1912.
w. G. Lancaster,
Notary Public.
Correct Attest: N. B. Dial, S. NJ.
Wilkes, G. e. Kennedy, Directors.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11
FOR AN AFTERNOON AT PLAY
Mrs. oIdway Made Up Both as to
Mind and Costume to Enjoy
Little Drversion.

1t was on one of those rare occa.
sions when Mrs. Oldway tore herself
away from her domestic duties to
seek amusement in the neighboring
town, and. dressed in her best. she
stood on the roadside, waiting for a
trolley car to take her to the moving
picture show.
Are you going alone, Mrs. Old.
way" some one asked.
i presume 1 am" she replied with
the additional elegance and conde.
scension of manner which she always
put on with her best gown. my
daughter Eleanor has the supper
dishes to wash, and 1t Is hardly i'm
possible that she can complete her
TASK in time to take the car with
me. But never repine at loneliness
and these moving picture shows get
ones mind 30 excited that one can't
hardly help thinking or anything else.
Last time / attended one there was
quite crowd, for 1t was bargain day
at Rockville. and the country people
mad come to town to advantage them.
selves of the opportunity to purchase
cheapiy. had to stand through the
entire performance. But never mind .
ed. ] And these little driyersiona
greatly relieve the monopoly"
Here the trolley car arrived and
whisked Mrs. oidway on to her 'lit
sle Diversion"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

424. One hundred and twenty sev-
en- acres OF land in Youngs township.
bounded by lands of ]. M. Gray. w. p
Harris and school grounds. Has two
buildings. Fine farming land. close e,
church. This Is bargain. VIII be
sub-divided IL not sold as n whole,
Get busy IL you desire to make n pur-
chase.
62. Three hundred and nifty acres
In sumter County with fiye room cot
tage, three tenant houses and good ont
buildings. Forty acres OF fine bottom
land. one hundred and thirty acres in
cultivation. Bounded by lands of Hen
ry White and Press Edwards, in three
miles or Sumter court house. Here Is
bargain. Terms made easy.
1o7. Fifty acres of land near Barks-
GALE station with four room cottage.
Darn and out buildings. Nice location,
IN good farming section, convenient
TO schools and churches. Look after
this bargain.
129. Six room cottage, barn and
out buildings, four and thirty one-hun-
dreth acres of land in prosperous
o"h VI SIooo Till. You WJll be sur
prlsed to hear prices.
SO. $50 acres OF land, 2 tenant
houses, 125 acres In cultivation.
bounded hy lands OF Wesley and Lee
Madden, Ed Corbett and others. See
me for prices.
I have some beautiful building lots
IN the towns Of Laurens and Gray
Court.
One nice home for rent in the town
Of Gray Court.
b6. 142 acres, near Barksdale sta
ton, with dwelling and tenant house.
Price $3.50 per acre. $500 cash and
your own good time to pay the roraain-
DER. Get here quick II you want this
property.
G.room dwelling, good barn and out
building, Treating North Harper st
Joining lands of tho Watts MN O.
Very desirable piece Of property. Can
De bought for the sum OF $4,000.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

We Guarantee a good paying po-
sition to every young woman who fin-
ishes our course in stenography and
typeWriting as soon as her prepara-
ton has been completed, and furnish
instruction in English and Arithmetic
without additional cnarge
For Catalogue and further informa-
tion, address REGISTRAR, Littleton
NoIlege, Llttleton, N. 9. 6-3t
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

Mrs. Newwed (after the honey.
moon) You seem to be sorry you
ever married me.
Mr.. Newwed-You are unusually
observant today.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

~ NO'SS VI iSShNt oN anu OuI-
building, bound by lands of Stokes
Garrett and j. A. Burdette. Price So
900.
144 acres Of land, with dwelling and
three tenant houses, good barn and
outbuildings, bounded by land of 8. j..
Davis and Herbert Martin. Price SIS
per acre.
Six room cottage, good barn and
outbuilding, with store room 1Sx38,
blacksmith shop in the forks Of the
road leading to Enoree and Pooltown,
near the Watts Mill Price $4,000.
102 acres OF land, 7-room dwelling,
6-stall barn, Joining lands of j. H.
Sullivan, B. M. Burdette, and others
being the home portion of the Mrs.
Mary Simpson home place, $2250.00.
Terms made as easy as desired.
broom dwelling and one acre of
land, bound by lands of Andr wv Ed
wards, in town OF Fountain Inn. Price
100000
301-4 acres OF land, with Groom
dwelling, bound by lands of Capt.
Humbert, DR.. Gilkerson and others.
Frice $183000.
II. One hundred and fifty acres of
land, beautiful residence, three miles
southwest OF Gray Court in half mile
of Dials church. Three tenant houses.
This is the home of Capt. j. r. Hell
lams, known as Mountain View. This
Is one of the best of bargains. Come
early IL you want this bargain.
296. Eight room dwelling and four
acres of land in City of Laurene on
West Main st. This has all modern
improvements. This also is a perfect
location and a beautiful dwelling. The
price is right. Hore is tho chance to
get the very best home cheap. See nnO
for prices.
SO. Ninety-five acres Of land, near
Riddell's Old Field School House; six
room dwelling. barn and out buildings.
Mi& way between Gray Court and Lam
ford Station. This is . fAe piece OF
property and prices will bO made right
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

Callor--so you so to school. do you,
little manf Lst me hear you spail
-bfeef"
Bobpy--B-r-e-d.
CalIer-The dictionary spells It with
en "a
Robby-You didn't ask me how the
dictfohafy spells It: you asked me how
A speft It.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11
UneIa Rnra Save

1T don't take more'n a gill NV eff
fort to SIT folks into a peck OF trou-
Dle." and little neglect of constipa-
ton, biliousness, indigestion or other
liver arrangements viii. do the same.
II falling, take DR.. Kings New Life
Pills for quick results. Easy, safe.
sure, and only 25 cents at The Laurens
Drug Co. and The Palmetto Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

County of Laurens.
Before me came C. M. Fuller, cash
Ter OF the above named bank, who be-
ing duly sworn, says that the above
and foregoing statement is true con-
dition of said bank, as shown by the
books Of said bank.
C. M. FULLER.
sworn to and subscribed before me
this 10th day of Sept, 1912.
w. E. Crisp.
Notary Public.
Correct Attest: j. NJ. Simmons, B.
K. Fuller. Jno. T. Stokes, Directors.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11
Statement Of the Condition of the
BANK OF MOUNTVILLE.
Located at MOuntville, s. c.. at the
Close Of Business Sept. 4. 1912.

close or BUSINESS Sept. 4. 1917.
RESOURCES:
Loans and Discounts :. IS 332129G
Overdrafts :. =. =. :. =. 1878
furniture and Fixtures :. 1,529.O8
Banking House =. . 2,04O.35
Other Real Estate owned :. 10000
Due from Banks and Bank
ers E. E. =. =. 4,646.45
Currency =. E. 3. =. 10000
Silver and other Coin =. :. 61.28
Total :. IS Al ,929.9O
Capital Stock Paid In =. s. 2O.25O.O0
Undivided Profits, less Cur
rent Expenses and Taxes
Paid :. =. =. .. =. :. 724.99
Individual Deposits subject
to Check =. =, =. =. =. 5,O5977
Time Certificates of Deposit 2,073.11
Cashiers Checks =. 322O3
Bills Payable. including Ger
tificates for Money Bor-
rowed :. E. .. 13,5OOO0
Total :. :. :. .. :. IS 41,9299O
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11
Buy Land and Save Rent.
Some More of These Leak BARGAINS i'm
Real Estate, Houses and Lots.

so acres of land, dwelling and out
building, bound by lands of Stokes
Garrett and j. A. Burdette. Price $2,-
900.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11
Statement of the Condition OF the
BANK OF CROSS HILL.

BANK OF CROSS HILL,
Located Mt Cross Hill, s. C., at the
Close of Business Sept. 4, 1912.
RESOURCES:
Loans and Discounts =. ..S1S3.87O 61
OVerdrafts -. :. 403 80
Furniture and Fixtures 1900 00
Banking House :. :. 1850 81
Due from Banks and Bank
ers =. e.. >. E. 1902. .9S
currency =. .. 1,037 90
Golu E. -. 800
olVeH ana other Coin 423.71
LIABILITIEs:
Capital Stock Paid In IS so 600 90
surplus FUND =. 100000
Undivided Profits, less Cur
rent Expenses and Taxes
Paid :. :. 49,. S,OS0.37
DiVidends unpaid 1900
Individual Deposits subject
to Check .. :. :. 21,686.04
Time Certificates of Deposit iO,675,07
Cashiers Checks =. s7b3
Bills Payable. including Ger
tificates for Money Bor-
rowed .. =. e. =. .. $4,000. 20
Total -. e.. .. .$2O5, ,5S2.S1
State Of South Carolina,
County Of Laurens. SO.
Before me came e. B. Rasor, cashier
OF the above named bank, who, being
duly sworn, says that the above and
foregoing statement Is true condi-
tion OF said bank. as shown by the
books of said bank.
e. b. RASOR.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 10th day of Sept. 1912.
j. p. Leaman,
Notary Public.
Correct Attest: w. G. Rasor, ]. II.
Miller, A. M. HILL Directors.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

TIE Country Deacon--Thero nuae
have been stranger In church this
morning.
The Parson-Did you see himf
TA= Country Deacon--No; but I
found q fVe-dollar note in tie oollao-
tioa.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-09-11

See Red Iron Racket for bargains In
clothing for men and boys. j. C..
Burns & Co., cut price store.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

show our intentions In behalf Of
reform.
The first amendment to be made
to the constitution is to prohibit
any legislation authorizing the issu-
Ing OF bond or other certificate of
indebtedness by the United States.
and the payment OF public debts by
treasury notes made legal tender
for all debts. public or private. and
not redeemable.
The next amendment should be
to authorize the ownership, control
and management OF all interstate
and international public utilities.
All cities should own and operate
all public utilities for the benefit
OF the people, whose presence, prop.
erty and activity give such things q
value,
The next would be tariff for rev.
enue only. These three amend.
ments to the constitution willslevel
all <sfngs else In the interest OF the
people OF this country, and In time
will find their place in the economic
use OF labor and capital.
y. +. CARROLL.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
All KING, SEATTLES CHINESE TOWN MAYOR, = :
is QUITE IMPOVERISHED; READ HIS san Tai

All King entertained a small par
~ Of friends AZ the pekln cafe last
evening. One Of the guests told a
story which An King enjoyed az
much M any one. II runs like this;
When William !. Burns was here
investigating the Wsppenstein
charges, he drilled An King. The
"mayor Of Chinatown" Burns sus.
pected Of having paid Wappy for
protection" he asked All King
a thousand questions and got az
many answers, not one Of which
threw any light on the subject.
"Ah. King" Numbered Burns.
who got the money!"
Mister Burma said All King,
''juT two men got the money"
Burns thought be was getting at
tho truth at last. And who were
thoyg+
"Mlistar Rockafella and Mister
Morgan. They got II ALL"
Burns quit
a Model Host
All King II a model host. II r. a
lesson IN hospitality 10 see him
serve chop suey. Though a rich
man. he has a tact and doileacy not
always apparent In wealthy Occi.
dentals. Ills method OF putting
the humble guest at his ease IL
making him believe that the host.
too. IN poor. Someone remarked
that tho Pckin Is a fine cafe.
Yes" aasented An King. but
no pay. Lose much money" His
gentle mouth took on the droop OF
sorrow.
Needs Sympathy
We sympathlxed with him. and
he helped IA 10 more chop sucy.
ile dropped. u appears, $4,000 at
the exposition. lie financed the
Chinese village. lie stlll has
$4,000 worth Of curios In bis
cellar.
lie has. also. store IN Washing.
ton street. but. alas, Il barely pays
expenses. He has another cafe IN
Seattle. besides the Pekin. aud a
new one In Tacoma They are con.
slant drains on hts impoverished
resources
Not 10 mention four esnneries In
Alaska. csnnerles arc an espen-
siys luxury. We felt sorry for All
King. and thus a bond Of sympathy
~ss established. for 40, too, are
poor.
All King came 10 America when
he WAS a small boy. In the %
years be has been Ia this country
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

Editor Star: The time Is now
ripe for a new party. built on love
pf country and love OF humanity.
Dur country first and it's people
next. The good OF the people is
tho only object OF government
When It ceases to represent their
best interests and Welfare, II should
be amended or abolished, and a
new instrument In the way OF gov
ernment formed that will respond
10 the objects OF the people who
made II.
Let us have a peoples party. Let
us call meeting that will form a
nucleus OF the new party, and let
US. OF the city Of Seattle. be In a DO
sition TO cooperate with the pro-
gressiyes throughout the country
who are willing to pledge them.
selves TO the reforms hereinafter
suggested, and let us hold them to
their pledges. we standing by them
10 the end. Let us accomplish our
purpose OF righteousness, pledging
pur honor, our property and our
lives, II necessary, In order "a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

soldier leads perfectly equipped army aagnst hofde g,
Arabs and negroes the Soudan who Tar from being wen
equipped and annihlates them fighting force bringing
peace the Soudan.
He is made peer OF the realm field marshal OF the army
and given great gift Of money enable him TO live in the
state betting of the nobility.
sailor gives his entire life his country He begins as
young stormy days OF the Civil war he serves wen
wherever his connt ships he leads great rescue eNeu
ton Greeley and his perishng amid polar ice ana
snow he fights and wins OF the geates naval victories IN
his countrys history.
His need is to have the aures given elsewhere 10 have
pen and pencil OF the bureaucracy seek TO cast odu
upon him. to have undergo trial to clear himself OF charges
q ncicency and worse die OF broken heart and TO leave
10 faithful friend the task OF fighting Tor his widow to have
that friend pleading for pay pension OF $50 month"; placed
In position where with earcd eyes he had reveal that
the lie partner OF national did have money enough
to erect a fitting monument on her husbands grave =
Are republics ungratcfuls II would seem so. England
heapr upon Kitchener OF Khartoum The United Saes
compelled Senator Raynor plead with all his coquenee Tor
OF Justice for the widow OF Winfield Scott Sehey
the hero OF Santiago.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27


local Chinese colony. Nexe,..-.
go 70 him for advice. Those \, s'.as'i
bic go 10 him for help Th. - ZOO
hobby, u IL the educatlo, y has |
dren. Many a Chinese ys ~ ealI
has been educated at All KIssA's
penae. lie never taIks ss,.'I.s ss
phIlanthropies. a'oaf BIZ
Ne u member Of the NJ. =,
tong. u is, he ssys. ni,..p IN
ting an eye, > nice ffstern,,s ~ ~
members are all broshe,s 7'st
mission ls 70 promote ooos s.s nv
ship. An King has heard !, sass
that there are bad tonga, b,r !. ~
no personal knowicdqs a a. ~
has read with interest Of ss,a y
ana bloody fevcs. He shua1..ss
the thought that men sho.,s =
rel. IL there . twinkle 4, ~ au'.
no, no. There IL no trutb !. ~
story about his being sho, !, !. :. ~ =
darted up the stairway 70 M 4. : ~ -
room Of the Hip Sing topr Wy el1e
An King IL a republic, o..
years ago he defled The b.as.s'1t
Manchus BY cutting on n. s,y
He is a friend Of DR.. Sun IA, s ss
hanchu." he explained
pigtail Fine fighter. Llck Co.
man; say wear pigiall ali San, .s ~
ehu, Bimeby chInafnsn flvhs =, ~
pupiie; Hex hanehu- Cut Of n x
"chlnswomsn vosss
All King believes In xo,r..
frsge. "chinawoman vo,s 60 ~
man vote. Everybody vote. ",
not7" 'V
This IL true democracy
30 we applauded the rens,n....
OF this poor man. who owns a..
restaurants. store and sou, -.
neries, and. beainlng, he bsIasS
10 more chop suey.
Later we visited the To- -.
"You," he said, "hsye one AZ "A.
have one God. EssIy peopIe -
one God. You say one mana -
ssy one name. But your a. 3.
God, eyely ood--sII same one a.
This 10 true tcIersncs.
SO we appisudeo the ch,isi..
spirit Of this impoyerishsd hsslhc.
who, hesr1ing, called On sttes1sS
to fetch vs. tea and esgsrsusa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

he has had many ups and downs
There have been more downs than
ups. Those who know him best at
tribute his ultimate success 70 his
unfaillng good nature and his
gamblers nerve tie gambles on a
long chance the way the average
white man CANDLES on sure
thing
Whom a young man he returned
20 China. married, and, after three
chlldfvn vere born. his wife died.
The dhildfc,S are still there, being
educated Beige long An King en-
poets 10 bring thSn 20 America lie
lives Aor that time.
He y the recognized head Of the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
INSANE

Gentleman-Therc is some mlatake n lis gas
Gas Coecor-No. bill all is
ttf e ~ Wv
GentemanIts certainly more gas than
that last -
Gas Collector Cunning door-very well
hery Wen Don get exeed sir Keep quiet calm
thing win be made all right assure
The collector
policemen responded moving
maniac him safely be aAyl
But little hopes
Chronicle Ii'tt ~ N'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
LIFE IN A Flat

I have folding toothbrush. I have a folding bed
folding comb home helps comb my head
have folding table. have a folding sink
folding helps make home snug latest knk
| have some folding sofas my kin nd kith:
got wife folding knife peel potatoes with
have folding pictures. OF subjects that love;
And yesterday, I'm proud bought folding stove
Louisville
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

TN broken ~indeF pane ~ Foori
"a at an Boeieysport House has
been rnended an adds much 10 IN
appearance o. that poplar hosslery.
a transient left his night shirt
stuffed into IT,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
AS LONDON SEES LEAvENWoRTH

Talking been ia Learenwoh
NOT Well
that's for all right
They there asked Of the
"ony bitten snahs said the traveller They
tho other day amer
standing nearly the tired bite
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

When a man becomes prominent
the papers print his wife's pictures
But you haven't secn the picture -
the husband OF the woman who
caused the Roosevelt demonstra.
lion a, tho Chicago convention,
have you
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
DIFFERENT

What's the matter with
I'm mad through
automobile threw MUD all
We'll, look here Your al
day"
That's different You're ought TO know enoug
TO get out of the way"-Ceveland Plain Dealer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
THE PoRTER's GIFT

a porter
a though he o
what do wantr him
~oh anything M TO give hosn~ replied porter
AN right said
Aud they dd-Kansas City Journal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

THIS Is indeed the age of luxury Delegates 10 demo.
cratic convention Baltimore complain because hotel and
restaurant facilities are not good cnough And Baltimore
leading city the second class Where's that democratic
simplicity"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
ALWAYS IN THE WAY

First AutoIss-t feel that have lived In vain.
Second Ausolss-No~ 10
tHsto
over traffic poteemsns-sssirs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

understand
You M ~ q m " he
.
~ho had the lend hn the "wAshlngon star
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

GEORGE AIDE says friend told him that the difference
between progressive and siandpat delegate that the stand
pater had been bought while the progressive IS only for sale
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

SAINTS Brace and Beat the Brewers"ou editorial eyes
frightened In anticipation of big temperance item nvestga
ton revealed merely baseball victory by ST. Paul over Mil
waukeeThe Congrcgatonas Boston.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

THAT nice little shower had last night ought to have
laid the dust IN the streets anyway.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

Exciting.
Stranger Gin LoDeiynlIN :
What's all the excitement.
Satlve-Rube Perkins jes =
t55 In the savings bsnk.--Lu a.
geles Evening Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

Englishman-When first came
TO China | couldn't tell one China
man from another. You all looked
as like as two peas.
Mandarin--Two p'sg Why not
say two queues?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27
Observations

THE only chance the republican party has Of breaking IN
old South is with the high OF liyng-Aanta Journal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

Djever hear thisg Every time
! plan to 20 70 your house some.
thing happens"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

Clifford q. Oyster OF Alliance
Ohio. married Pearl Wiley lasl
week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

A Baltimore man advertised a
school for parrots Polytechnic In.
stitute. eh?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

THE Mexican rebels have lost another decisive battle b,
for other decisive battles seldom decide
Mexico-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

HOW sharper than serpents tooth it is to be United
States senator Mr. Lorimer position needing the
friends who have stand for observation-disclosures City Star
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-27

CONGRESSIONAL economy differs from charity in tina,
it always begins far from home possbe-Washngton