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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04
mick" Is DipIomatie.

From the New York World.
Representative Nick" Longworth.
soninlaw of the man from Oyster Bay.
has not been definitely tagged in the
present controversy. He has been
claimed by both side
Who are you for. Nick p" asked a
friend who met him in the lobby.
My candidate will be renominated."
was his sure thing reply.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04
Awaiting Geological Minute.

Brother, what do you learn as to
where this yere nomination is going?"
inquired a southern delegate of a tall
n dusky supporter Of Colonel Roose-
welt as the latter emerged from the
Roosevelt headquarters.
Brother" replied the other. 'jes'
abide youah soul in peace. The truth
and de consequences of dis yere sit
uation will all be made plain to pur-
Dor of h most limited intelligence
upon the arrival of the geological min
ute. Just abide youah soul in peace
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04
In London Town.
From Punch.

Regular Customer shall want a
large quantity of flowers from you next
week. for my daughters coming out.
Flower Woman-Yes. mum. You
shall ave the very best for 'er. pore
dear. Wot were she put in for?
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04
Tho Teddy Bull.


From the New York Herald.
In the window Of one of the principal
stationery stores in the Chicago Loop
district appears h effigy of a bull dog,
Hanging from his collar is this version
Of Champ Clark's 'Houn' Dawg song
Teddy's gotta a dawg. but he amt nc
houn',
He's a u jawed bull, his face is
His legs is short and he's close to the
groun'
And you bet they amt kickin' Teddy's
dawg aroun'.
CHORUS:
Square jawed bull and his face is roun'
Square jawed bull and he amt no
houn';
Short legged bull and close to the
grOun',
And you bet they amt kickin' Teddy's
dog aroun'.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04

Half a loaf is better than a loaf Of
the bread some bakers turn out.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04
THE LESS SERIOUS SIDE
Nervous Strain and Struggle Not Only Elements That
Make Up a Convention.

Sherman. who was candidate for the
nomination.
We'll, sir said I. how do things
stand now?'
"'The jig. is up, my boy he said
"'How's that?' 1 asked.
"Alger has just stolen my Blacks he
answered."
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04
The man who sings his own pr.ie.
seldom gets an encore.

A postal card to GARFIELD Tea Co.. Brook
Ign, N. T., asking for sample will repay you
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-07-04
Roots RooseveItian Pose.

From the New York Times.
A battery of fully two dozen news
paper photographers camped outside
Congress hotel waiting for United
States Senator Root. When the un-
emotional candidate for temporary
chairman at length appeared on the
walk the camera men began to take
pot shots at him. Root stopped to pose
when the Gamers men asked him ia.
Raise your mitt, SENATOR requested
one of the photographers. Root seemed
puzzled.
yells again. I'VE want a striking pose"
o assume a theatrical attitude,
raised his right arm. clenched his fist
determinedly and remarked: II guess
that's about the proper Rooseveltian
pose, eh?'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
TEST NEW CORRUPTION LAW
Mayor-Elect of Menomonie Held In
nocent of Wrong Intent in Buying
Railroad Ticket for Voter.

Menomonie. What was probably
the first criminal prosecution in the
state under the section of the new
corrupt practices act that prohibits
the transportation of voters ito or
from the polls came as an after
math to the heated campaign in Me-
nomonie, and resulted in the exon
GRAFTON of the defendant, Thomas
Stone. former postmaster of the city.
The complainant was Carl Pieper,
defeated candidate for mayor under
the commission system, who had
caused the arrest of Stone for buying
railroad ticket to North Menom-
onie for Robert Behnke and giving
him nickel for return on election
day This fact was admitted, but the
evidence showed that there was no
political purpose in the act, as Stone,
who was supporter of j. B. Ma
thews for mayor, did not solicit
Behnke's vote.
The court denied a motion to dis
miss Stone, made on the ground that
the voter was transported but part
way to the polling place, but after
hearing the witnesses of both sides
and the arguments, discharged the
defendant because no wrong intent
was proven
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
PREPARING FOR THE WEDDING
But the Old Shoe, Fixed Up for the
Occasion, Was Not intended for
the Bridal Pair.

There was to be wedding in the
vicinity. Many OF the mountaineers
would be there.
Early In the morning OF the nup-
tial day Bud Hightower was noticed
filling an old No. IL shoe with siugs
and nails and plaster of paris
"Wot you dom, Bud?" drawled Sim
Beesley.
KANT you see wot I'm doin'? I'm
maxim moonshine sperrits out'n
cheese scrapin's."
Sim chuckled.
'Gettin' good an ready f'r tn we'd
din. reckon"
Il reckon"
Coin to throw it at tn bride
groom, maybe?"
Coin to throw 1t at him, maybe,
but it amt goin' to hit him. It's goin'
to break tn face of Snipe ToIliver,
am do it accidental, too. | been layin'
Fl that theer Snipe FIR right smart
spell"
And he drove an extra railway
spike in the hardening mass.-CIeye-
land Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Probably Made a Hit.

A young woman who presides over
one of the kindergarten schools OF
Cambridge appeared at her desk re-
Gently attired in new close-ftting
skirt With no thought other than
the conducting Of her regular routine
work, the teacher went about her du-
ties. she noticed, however, that one
Of her charges was paying little atten-
ton to his work, but following her
with hfs eyes wherever she CHANGED to
go. Approaching the little fellow with
the intention Of ascertaining the trou-
bic. she said: well, Tommy" Be
fore she could go any further the
youngster shook his boyish head and
said: Say, teacher, that's a classy
skirt you've got onl"-Boston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Wisconsin News Briefs.

Independence. - The authorities
are completely baffled by the dis
covery of the mutilated body of Chas.
Wideman, aged 81, a retired farmer,
which was found in the basement of
his home by his wife, Wideman's
body, face and head were hacked
with blunt instrument. The cor
oner's jury returned a verdict of
murder and arrests are pending.
Sylvan.-Hallie Bailey, a youth of
II, fell into vat of boiling syrup
on Thursday and was burned to a
crisp. When the body was recov-
cred from the bubbling mass it was
not recognizable. The boy was en-
ployed in large factory and was
stirring the hot mass when he lost
his footing.
Baraboo-Mr. and Mrs. George B.
Gibbons, who celebrated their six
tieth wedding anniversary recently,
were married in Baraboo 10 1852.
They began housekeeping in A rough
pine shanty built by the groom.
Oshkoshs-Fire in the foundry de-
partment of the Termaat & Mona
han company's engine plant on Tues
day almost destroyed that structure,
causing damage that is estimated at
$4,000.
Madison.-The special session Of
the Legislature promises to be an in
cubator for speakership honors. 1t
is practically certain that Assembly
man J. E. Mcconnell, La Crosse; H.
j. Mortensen, New Lisbon, and
Thomas ]. Mahon, Eland, VIII be in
the field, and there is rumor that
Assemblyman Lewis z. Gettle of Ed
gerton may abandon his senatorial
ambition and try for the assembly
again with the aim of landing the
speakership.
Appleton.-A woody calf, cover
ed with a growth closely resembling
the wool of a merino sheep, was born
on the farm of G. H. Baker in the
town of Maine recently. The mother
is a grade Guernsey and the sire a
Holstein. The wool is dark in color
and waterproof,
MISUNDERSTANDING Wright, for
merly of Dunbar, was killed by a
dynamite trap, according to word re-
cefved here. The youth, with an
other lad, was in the woods on Mad.
aline island, and saw a piece of meat
lying in the snow. He picked IT up
ana was blown to bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
COFFEE HURTS
One in Three.

1t is difficult to make people believe
mat coffee is poison to at least one
person out of every three, but people
are slowly finding it out, although
thousands of them suffer terribly be-
iore they discover the fact.
a New York hotel man says: Each
ulne after drinking coffee became
restless, nervous and excited, so that /
was unable to sit five minutes in one
pace, was also inclined to vomit and
suner from loss of sleep, which got
worse and worse.
a lady said that perhaps coffee was
~. .be cause OF my trouble, and suggested
40 nol ! try Postum. l laughed at the
-ousht that coffee hurt me, but she
INSISTED so hard that l finally had
one Postum made. / have been us
1s II IN place of coffee ever since. for
MY no'lced that all my former nervous
s re and irritation disappeared. / be.
So @A - sleep perfectly, and the Postum
o "sseu as good or better than the old
,na nse' so what was the use of stick
ne? snae was inJurins
Gone one day on an excursion up the
fri suIy remarked to a young lady
ana on her greatly improved appear
bsfo. She explained that some time
tsLoa ale she had quit using coffee and
NM en 70 Postum. She had gained a
Nicer .t9eF OF pounds and her former PAL
ears ''t -. OF the heart, hun1ming in the
and IRE a.tembiing of the hands and legs
di Lu other disagreeable feelings had
opit reared dsa She recommended me to
Fsrr soHee and take Postum and was
alrs.s nueh surprised to find that ! had
a sSo made the change.
eeivss V SAD her brother had also re
COFFEE ST. sieat benefits from leaving of
ress ane taking on Postum There's
enc apueSsa the above letter. n~w
Interest. true, and fun 81 h.nss
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
ELEVEN WISCONSIN
PEOPLE ON TITANIC
Badger State Residents We're
Aboard lII-Fated Ship.
SIX ARE BELIEVED LOST
Capt. {. G. Crosby Unaccounted For.
Though His Wife and Daughter
We're Saved Racine Woman Had
Premonition of Disaster.

Milwaukee.-Of the Milwaukeeans
ON board the Inflated Titanic, Wire
less dispatches from the Carpathia.
with those rescued on board. an
nounced that Mrs. E. G. Crosby and
her daughter were both among those
rescued. There was no word of Cant.
Z. G. Crosby, the veteran vessel mas
ter OF the lakes and president of the
Crosby Transportation company, and
there are now the gravest fears that
he was among the 1900 who were
lost.
The wireless message from the
Carpathia also reported that Mrs. w.
E. Minahan and Miss Daisy Nina
han of Green Bay, were among the
saved, but does not mention DR.. w.
E. Minahan.
DR.. John Minahan, Green Bay,
however, has received message
from New York, said to be relayed
from wireless dispatch, to the eff
feet that his brother, DR.. w. E. Min
ahan, was among those rescued from
the wrecked Titanic,
w. B. Silvey, hotel man of SUI
perior, was aboard the Titanic and
is believed to be among the lost. His
wife, who accompanied him, is re-
ported TO be one of those saved.
Among those on Titanic are Miss
Agnes Dolan, a former resident of
Baraboo, and her sister, Elsie Dolan.
Miss Agnes went to England to re-
turn with her sister.
Oscar Jensen, Neenah young man,
was assistant purser on the Titanic.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter C. Hanson of
Racine were passengers on the Tt
tanic, returning from visit at their
old home in Denmark. Before leav-
ing here in February, Mrs. Hanson
remarked, Il dread taking this trip
to Denmark for have feeling that
will never return alive
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Life Sentence.

The marquis of Queensberry, apro-
pos of the long sentence of Foulke e.
Brandt, said at dinner in New York:
1T reminds me of an incident in
London. A certain peer drove In a
taxi cab to Westminster and, when he
got out, gave the driver a very small
tip.
The driver mistook him for a men,
Der of the house of commons and
snarled:
hope you get turned out next
election and don't never get in again!'
Don't worry, my friend said the
peer. as he set off for the house of
lords, Don't worr9-I'm in fo- life' I"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
10 Establish Model orehards.

Madison Fifteen trial or model
orchards will be maintained this sea-
son by the Wisconsin Horticultural
society, four additional stations hay-
ing recently been established. OF the
new stations. one will be located in
Sank and another in Milwaukee
county. Both will be devoted to the
trial of winter varieties of apples.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
A ReIleuer.

Clifford Pinchot, at his brothers
house. in Park avenue, New York, lis
tened Qrizzically to political story
that was being submitted to him for
verification by political reporter.
When the reporter finished his mar
rative Mr.. Pinchot laughed and said
I'll reply to that as the old Italian
peasant replied to the statement that
his fellow-countryman loved birds too
well ever to eat them:
well. don't mind believing that
myself" the old man said, "but there's
a good many who wouldn't"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
MARKET REPORT.
Milwaukee. April II. 1912.

Milwaukee, April II, 1872.
Butter Creamery, extras. SIC:
prints, 32c; firsts. 2S a soc; seconds,
20 q 26c; renovated, % q zee; dairy,
fancy, 27c.
Cheese American full cream,
new made, twins, II @171sc: Young
Americas, 17h @1Sc; daisies, IT *
@1Se; longhorns, 1S@1S1sc; linz
burger, 1914 @17c; brick, TO
171ae.
Eggs Current receipts fresh, as
to quality, 1S@1S1c; recandled, ex-
tras, zoo 21c; seconds, 15@ Ice.
Live Poultry Fowls, 15c; roos-
ters, 151ac; springers, 15c
Potatoes-Wi Wisconsin, sacked, on
track, 130Q1.35.
Hay-No. timothy, 21.0O: clo-
yer, 1850; No. / prairie. 1850.
Wheat-No. /. northern, 1870
la; No 2, northern, 1.09 oils;
No. 3, northern, 1.O3@1.10.
Corn-No. 3. yellow, 81 &c.
oats-No. 3, white, 5sc; stand
ard, SOC.
Barley Wisconsin,, 1888; No. 3.
1873; No A, 124.
Cattle Butchers steers, 5.40@
7.35; heifers. 4.60@6.6O; COWS, 4.85
q 6.10: feeders. 4.60@495; calves
$50 @750.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers, 7.S5
q 500; fair to best light. 1900
7.S0; pigs, $50 @675.
Sheep Lambs. 6.O0@7.O0; ewes
5.0OM6.00.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Eoollna the Lord.

Mother" leased a little boy of FIVE.
'does God know everything that I'm
going to do before / do it,"
yes, dear, everything" she said.
Well, does he know that I'm go
ing upstairs in minute and put on
my pajamas and say my prayers and
get into bed?"
Yes, dear. he knows everything"
Well, tonight he's going to get
fooled, for I'm not going to say my
prayers."-St Louis Republic.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

At the Lenten musicale at the Wal
dorf-Astoria young matron related
a bon-mot of Marie Tempest's.
Miss Tempest's nose is frightfuIly
pug, isn't it?'' she began. well, met
her at a tea once, and she joked about
her nose as il it had belonged to some
one else.
When the Creator she said, was
looking for nose for me he took, you
see. the first one that turned up"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Start on Memorial Anr;l %.

Madison.-Four carloads of Yer
mont granite are on the way to Madi-
son to be used in the Camp Randall
Memorial arch, the first stone of
which will be laid on April %, 1t
will be completed for the dedica-
ton on Flag day, June H. Bishop
Samuel Fallows of Chicago and Gen.
Edward Bragg of Fond du Lac, Wis,
will be the dedication speakers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
So az snent 80 la toilette.

Madison. Expense statements
show that the disbursements and
obligations involved in the La Fol
lette campaign in this state amounted
IN all to s2,63403.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Earn,er Rnu Hanes self.

Waukesha.- Dennis Connolly, aged
%, committed suicide at his home in
the town of Merton by hanging him
self in his fathers barn. His par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. Dennis Connolly,
cannot explain his action.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Markswomanship.

j 81 am afraid those militant suffra-
gettes are going to give US serious
trouble" said one London policeman.
They mean business"
why do you think sol" inquired the
other.
"a lot of them have quit giving pa
rades and making speeches and are
practicing with quoits and base balls"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Use Aliens Foot Ease

The antiseptic powder to be shaken into
the shoes for tired, tender, sinarting, ach-
ing, swollen feet. II makes your. feet feel
easy and makes walking a Delight. Sold
everywhere, 25c. For free trial package,
address Allen s. 0lmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
His Work.

An electrician ought to be a social
success"
why an electrician especiaIly?"
Because he is so well posted on
current TOPICS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
How Aocravatino.

Brown saw a man drop twenty
stories the other day, and II was a
caution the way he swore.
Greene-Swre after dripping twenty
stories?
Brownies. They were In mag
azine he had Just bought, and he
dropped it in the mud.-Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
What is Castoria.

AST0RA harmless substitute for Castor OIL Fagoru, Drops and
Soothing Syps is pleasant contains neither Opium Morphine
Oher Narcotic substance Its age guarantee destroys Worms as
Fes For n thirty years has been for the relief
of Constipation, Faency Wind C all Teetg Troubles and Narea-
regulates the Stomach and Bowels asmas the Food giving healthy and
natural sleep. The Chldrens Rnaca-The Mothers Friend
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been for
80 years. has borne signature Of C T. F I'd has been made under
his personal supervision its infancy Allow deceive you this
All Ct limitations and good" but Experiments that e with
and danger the health Of Infants and against Experiment
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
The Nav Wife.

Hubby-My dear, won't you sew ons
button for me before you so out?
His new wife-The cook may possi-E
bly, do 1t for you. But please bear int
mind you married a typewriter, not a
sewing machine. i
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

Perhaps you are one of those chaps
who want the earth. If so, what would
you do with the old thing IL you had
It?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

Rather than lose out at the last min
ute, the bride will promise to obey
but she always has her fingers
crossed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

Mrs. Wfnsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inanmma-
tion, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

1t doesn't seem right that a woman
should have two ears for hearing
gossip and only one tongue for re
2eating il
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

After sympathizing with people who
are In trouble many man begins to
feel like hypocrite.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Comparative Values.

MY wife can make a tart reply"
MY wife can do better than
that. She can make pie speak
for ITSELF"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Verx ser.

Since it is worth while to be we'll, take
Garfield Tea, Natures Medicine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

That's a pretty far-fetched story"
YES, / got it by long distance tele.
phone"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

Garfield Tea, for the ills resulting from Inn
pure blood, is a remedy OF tried efficacy.
Drink before retiring
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Chicago. April 17. 1912.

Cattle Beeves, 5.60@8.75; stock
ers and feeders, 4.S0@6.65; cows
and heifers, 2.65 @7.0O; calves,
5.00@S.O0.
Hogs-Light. 7.60@795; heavy,
7.70@s.o0; rough. 7.5O07.SO: pigs.
5.30@7.50.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
Minneapolis. April IL. 1912.

Minneapolis. April II, 1912.
Wheat-No. l., hard, 11c15; No.
/, northern, los u; No. 2. northern,
los. Corn-No. 8. yellow. rs We;
Oats-No. 8, white, sac. Rye-No
2, S61sc. Flax-2.15.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

IJr. FIerceJ the founder Hotel
Surgical Institute and physician OF large experience and
practice Es the first to make ALTERATE EXTRACT ok
roots, without particle of alcohol or narcotic.
It'll with the greatest Of pleasure Won know Of
he great benefit received from your medicines and SELF
writes MRS Of Be
{ed t9f three years from running Consulted
mend relief Finally Iwasin
ton and would have e consult specialist concerning my ear the
aaSlsea me 70 write to Dr. ~ which did
use
sysr DID, dressed the wound with Aeang and
Golden Medical
troubles shall always recommend your medicines. =
Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate liver aud oe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

10 u are vowels that have causedI
many mans downfall.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

Always remember to be a gentle
man-unless you are a woman
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

All things are for the best-and ev-
cry one of the imagines he's the best.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
COOKING as an Art.

NWyNtIiB % dII N Z
Frost What kind of cook is Daw-
ber's wife?
-Impressionistic.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

Public Building for Beaver Dam.
Washington, D. C.--The senate
has passed the bill for public build
ing at Beaver Dam, building and site
to cost SIS, 900.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19

a BLUOD HAElDHNANE VFEEEzUUE AlaLUHOT.
Recently has dnly ao
one-han of tn human
blood medicine nure vcer;
Natures nhuencc-fhe blood baed
tissue rubbish which has accumulated the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-04-19
. BLOOD MEDICINE WTTEOUT ArCOHOr,.

crossed.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-11-09
Startling Presentation Of Com.
Ing Events.
PASTOR RUSSElL's VIEWS.
Churches Of All Denominations and the
Civil Powsrs Of Earth Are About to
Unite In Common cause--Powerful
Influence Preparing For the Battle
Of Armaseddon--A Reign Of Anarchy
Will Be the Result Of the Warfare
Until Tho Messiah Takes Control.

Brooklyn, N. Y,
N ov. 3. - T h G
Brooklyn Academy
Of NJ u sic W a s
crowded to the lin.
1t today to hear
Pa tor Russell's
discourse on the
Battle of Arma.
geddon." His text
was: HE gathered
them together unto
a place called In
the Hebrew tongue
A r IN q & e q d o H."
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-01-24
Another Upright Judge.

The attorney had pleaded earnestly
for the young married woman who had
been arrested for speeding her automo-
bile at tho rate OF forty miles an hour
through the business streets, but he
could make no visible Impression upon
the court.
Have you any thing to say before
sentence Is passed upon your asked
the judge OF the fair prisoner.
Well you see. 1t was this way,
Your Honor" she replied ~ had just
bought $40 hat downtown, and I was
trying to get It home before 1t went
out OF style
THAT will do" said the court The
case is dismi SIS ad-for your husbands
sake. If nothing else.'