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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

SHE John dear, I do wish YOU
wouldn't hold TIE baby upside down.
lrs ,crS bad form ana bee might grow
up to De an acrobat or something
equally dreadful
He-Oh. thdtll Dee ull right { just
want him 10 bee able 90 make good lu
the subway Judge.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

R'rrm some one must have been
Joking Miss suburbs about me- ana toll
her owned the street railway sys-
tenn here.
Porcm--What makes you think SOP
Nurrm-W { was ont Go call 600
her last night. and every time sh,
heard ear uhe said There comes
yoIT car. Mr. Hurcm Judge.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23
MRS. TIETZEL GETS
JUDGMENT FOR / CENT

Judcc Rayuolds boo TIE district court
TODAY rendered Judgment for one cent
,n favor OF tine plaintiff n ih' case of
ELLA Hsucs TIotzuI versus George Il.
Tictxcl, Tho rendering of the udg-
mcnt W.s merely % lurmal,t4 and end.
ud dlsput, h,iaryu the Tict1cls as
to the ownership Hr plano und other
household furniture which had boon
foplcyincd from rirtzcl's possession.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

Constipation Us tho starting point
for many serious diseases To Doe
healthy keep Tho bowels 1ctlv" and
regular HERBlNE win remove oll
Accommodations in tho bowels ana put
the system iu prime condition. Price
zoe Sold by all druggists
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23
GLInPsIss N PASSING.
NNtN%&.4~~.a~ss,
Mnch Idkc on,rr Mon.

is It true that YOU are cnpag,d to
a duke"
Yes 10 is true"
How docs a. duKt make love-
Don't De- silly said the hpirvsB
uvryuusly
Does hc ever Mold your hand
why certainly. Did you suppose
be- sat be- the parlur holding q bundle
LOT ms Z per cent bonds Pittsburgh
Post
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23
rnE SAN JUAN Coat FIELDS.

The san Juan coal field embraces
an area 81 aboutt2. SOC square miles In
Colorado and an 'aroa of about 10000
square miles la New Mexico. the best
grades OF bitumipous being produced
in the vicinity of Durango, Colo. and
poorer qualities. banging from fine
% Ignite. bcine pro-
duccd In New Aexlco The veins
range from half to twenty feet
In thickness. the batter being In san
Juan county. New Mexico. aud pro-
ducing a good quality of SUBJ bitumia.
Gus coal Coke made from the prod
uct OF the Durango field. unwashed,
is equal to that of the celebrated CON
ncllsvne district in Pennsylvania,
Blacksmi,hing coal from this district
has q wide sale Throughout Colorado
and Is considered equal In quality a.
the Pennsylvania copi, much of which
II now shipped west for smithing pur.
poses. The production of bituminou'
coal In Pcnnsylvania Tor the year 1910
was about 10000 400 short tons ano
the area of the Mtuminous district
is about 1900 square miles, iron
which an idea may be- drawn of th'
capabilities OF the Colorado Sew
Mexico fields
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23
coon noAps ON \ BIc ~c,lr.

Finy milton dollars tor state hid
w building roads IN Missouri mat ''
the sizs of the bond issue the, are
going AFTER al the next session oI io'
stute legislature when q resolu'i"'
win DC presented authorizing ih'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

MY daughter wants to marry a
duke"
Mine wants 100 marry poet
We'll. ! believe ia rather support
La poet than duke. From alI acc
counts poet won't eat much, aud /
don't thina hc'll want Go play mo
ftp.a market AN the tame Kansas
tIlt Journal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23
Why Men Marry

That What q man wants lu WHO
mostly l, wants 90 make sur, 90 ono
tool a-u ton him hos wise. but
th,r,s SOME men can do Ni'out that
h,s think so muca o. themselves
already am that's how IL b. there 8
oIU bachelors By George Eliot
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

q was cured of d,arrhoea by one
dose of Chamborlain's Collie, Cholera
and piarrhoca Remedy" writes NJ ~.
Gehhardt Ori0lc, pa. There is noth-
ing better For sale by all druggists
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

wv h.NfNs = l'AAiA -
Blark rublitr raiu, oats ~. 80, S3.On
yellow -liCkcr- ............... ZOO
Fish brand sliCkrr~ ........., 2.50
yellow ~hrkcr pants ......... t.35
BLACK ~lickcr pants ........... i.35
Mems heavyweight bib O,crali~ 80
Mems blue jumpers ........... 80
Mems wuoirn SWEATER coats .... 80
~ lb~. lard compound ....... los
q liz. McNiCau brauS ......... -
o. ih- sugur ............... Loo
best home product Hour ...... i.3O
High patent Colorado fluur ... I 80
~ ~. cans ~clillliug-' Hest lluk-
Ing Powder ................ -
Nrhut'klr Coffee ............... -
T. CHu~ ~urdiuc~ iu oil ......... %
run MNLIs. Mm ktrLv Prop.
2ii south First street.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

WE NOW arraign.
Tie tainted campaign
Contributor aud his kul,:
Aud low and high
Probe for the guy
Who got the check by mail.
Hut .hc pulling thing
or all. by jing
o. how tIc candidate
Has mo- Information
vf thr huge donation
tutil u b. too late.
Indignantly
Says the nominee
with manner inHulcut.
wed cram that note
Back down your throat
n 10 hadn't an
Been spent
WOULD PRGNY Tuu properly bc
called an imputcuMto'
o
~ MIR. ROOSEVELT ls liar. MIR
Pcnrusc b. u gentleman
O.
t5 THERE any connection between
the Big stick ana the Hllcgdfion that
the q. %. T.. elephant has club fcCt9
o
WHEN THERE Is e black sheep iu
the family the general custom is
keep II dark.
PROSPECTS for a large class of
candidates to Doc Initiated into the IN.
unlas club were never better
d
r.l.aa.s f.t... a.. H.. ......f L..
ing Fan guy 10 get rid OF the re-
sp0nsibility fog its Mexican un-pOlicy.
p
OUR OLD friends the Balkans are
boiling again You can always bank
ON the Balkans
{ o.
A MAN wirH tho sprintluR power.
at Pascual orozco doesn't need Ia
surrender.
! NJ YOt ARE a manufactures, turn
| cat tonight and help manufacture the
/ biggest fair that ever occurred
o
CLEVELAND reports IN cpidcmi,
at burglars 10 Detroit they cali then
aldermen.
\ MAD WAC nov comes lnrwar,
Nith the suggestion that II ought &
hu called the iudictagraph
D
4 NEWpUUT SOCIETY woman
has won attention hy wearing on,
So hitr shoe aud one black. She score,
over all her rivals.
PORTALES Is sort oI going some
with tho biggest teachers institute 30
the state Roosevelt county -whati
in name
PERHAPS the present campaiEi
Will furnish our worthy president viii
the long coveted opportunity to So
rid of Some of his sur plus tissue.
o
THE Old FASHIONED torch lsh
procession looks like q aim rCligiuu
radiance alongside of tho ga:Ish %
Elimination that prevails iu m"dcu
campaigns.
THE AVERAGE mother believe
that Il would Doe impossible to koc
her son out cot th, presidential chat
10 the people properly appreciate
him
o
Expensive Delay.
IN, s.ud that She would meet him
II 100 taxi he'd wait
, And whom she came 90 greet him
She was quite two dollars late.
View YORK SUI
o.
People W. Are Looking Tor.
Nu honest Detroit alderman.
8 peaceful citlzcn of Denver
4 common grezcr Who doesn't kuu.
an about running t newspaper
\ Hoosior Who isul 20 poet "r &C.
author.
. 4 benevolent trust
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23
prorIc ~ Nrc IooLlng Tor.

Nu honest Detroit alderman.
q peaceful CITIZEN of Denver
common grczvr vino doesn't know
an about running a newspaper
4 Houslgi Who isn't poet "t Wu
author.
4 benevolent trust
An Albuquerque kn"'k'I
The man with tine k,N Geo thu u'N
Albuquerque Country .Clun
4 guide Go the Guy llHl-
The man RlIo manufacture the
campaign cigtr
Tar cutuusmstic pafc' ur the road
tuN.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-23

ia, said that SHE would meet him
" boo taxi he'd wait.
Mud whcu she came 90 greet him
She was quite two dollars late.
View YORK sun
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15

it with a look of surprise as de-
handed that he tell me when and
where he had gotten it. was very
certain that l had not handed it to
him.
Something dropped upon my shout
der as We were coming down the lad
der and | picked this up at the foot
of it when we struck earth again.
1t must have worked out of your
pocket as we came down while you
were using your arms for climbing.
Great way to lose anything smooth
like that especially from vest
pocket. Well, l guess that is about
all for tonight. If you will just ex-
cuse me for the rest of the night I
would like to do a little more expert
menting all by my own self Much
obliged for your assistance. If | land
my party it will be because of the tips
and clues you have furnished me. and
| won't forget you" To tell the
truth | was not at all sorry to have
him make his request to be excused.
| had had enough experience with him
for one evening, and / babe him good
night with sense Of relief at the
next corner. He waved his hand and
turned into the struggling line Of
passers-by.
Pondering deeply over the events of
the night and with the idea suddenly
popping into my head that I would do
little experimenting upon my own
account, | continued upon my way for
several blocks. An alley something
similar to the one which the detective
and had explored lay before me, and
| turned into it with the intention
of trayersing it and catching my
street car homeward bohnd in the
street beyond Near the further end
of the way / paused, struck n match
against the wall and lighting a cigar.
stood for moment with the fame in
that / had in mind. Then casting the
blaze away | passed into the fan of
light that was projected into the mar
row way from the street just beyond.
AS | turned once more into the regu-
lar course Of travel | almost ran into
the arms of my friend whom ! had left
but few moments previously. With
Il mutual start we stepped backward
Il had not expected this pleasure
again tonight" l said as / surveyed
him up and down. He fingered his
cigar apparently a trifle annoyed that
| had intercepted him; nevertheless
answering me with a grin
Il Just made the second experiment
which ] mentioned to you. and it
turned out quite successfully. Our
man is downtown tonight and is NOV
ing about considerably himself. l am
just little afraid that he is becoming
uneasy. and ] don't know as | can
blame him under the circumstances.
Still, should he confess his guilt by
flight, the life of a hunted fox is the
best he can look forward to, and ]
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15

Your real work is over, and all
you have to do from now on is play
lookout while | take smell around
inside. Just remain here and keep
your eyes and ears open for trouble
below. l will not be gone long" He
thrust his arm through the opening
aud slid the catch, raised the sash,
and swung himself into the blackness
OK the interior. i saw the flash of his
electric pocket searchlight as he
threw Il over the room in a quick sur
vey then all within became as inscru-
table as ever
Alert of muscles. | stood nervously
peering into the gulf below, with my
ears set to catch the slightest sound
AS to what LeDuc sought in the cave
like interior where he now rummaged
| had not the vestige of a notion. He
had not seen fit to enlighten me Of
his own volition, and ! had not felt
ike going further in an attempt to
raise the screen that he had drawn
between us. So far as | could analyze
his sayings, he had been weaving his
net about Bruce and should that
prove to be the case, | knew that
when the final denouement came,
should, no matter the evidence he
might be able to produce, array my
self with Clare in a desperate rally
to the defense of the accused one.
Together she and | would fight for
him to the last.
Perched as | was so feet above the
stones of an alley tho bottom of which
was shrouded in blackness impene-
trable to the eye, and actively par
tcipating in a deed the significance
of which | was in ignorance beyond
the fact of being aware that despite
it's object its preparation was q Sc
we're violation Of the law, | began to
grow both uneasy and angry as
awaited my partners temperance.
To make my position still more I'M
pleasant | knew that we must descend
by the same means by which we had
arisen; and no one perched aloft as
was could know into whose arms
we might drop as we retreated down
the ladder How long LeDuc was gone
| had but little idea because of the
difficulty Of judging the lapse of time
when one is situated as | was. While
it seemed considerable period, it
was possibly not more than four or
five minutes before he reappeared. ]
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15
SYNOPSIS.

Abner Halliday. n misery millionaire.
is found gagged. bound and insensible in
his room. his safe rifled and $4,000 MISS
ing. The thread of the story Is taken up
by his nephew Tom. Living in the same
house are other relatives: reckless Bruce
Halliday and pretty Clare Winton. Bruce
who Is a bond broker. has been trying to
save himself from financial ruin. He has
applied to his misery uncle and to others
for the loan but has been refused Tom
sends for William LeDuc, an old-time
friend connected with n detective agency.
In relating the story Tom reverts to his
acquaintance with a Mrs. Dace, a wealthy
widow. whose business agent Is Richard
Mackay, n boodler and political boss.
Tom is jealous of Mackay and Is deeply
IN love with Mrs. Dace. Bruce Halliday
warns him to Shun her as an adventures
Tom sees Mrs. Dace and Mackay togeth-
or. He afterwards meets the woman at
n horse race, and. happening to mention
that Bruce had tip on the winner, she
gives him 5000 to place on the race. inc
tip goes wrong and she loses her money.
Later Tom invests in stocks. He makes
Mrs. Dace. 1t is at this iuncture that the
theft of the $4,000 from old Abner HALL
day occurs. lie Due meets Clare and
Bruce. He learns that the key which
Glare had to the house is missing. Mae
kay's dealings with Mrs. Dace make Tom
more jealous. The detective intimates
suspicion against Bruce Halliday as the
pudiates Mrs. Dace accepts Tom as her
fiance, and encourages him TO invest in
n certain stock. Tom has row with
Mackay and the latter threatens revenge.
The detective announces that he has dis
covered important clews as TO the thlef.
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don't believe he is going to run. Hope
| have not got you fascinated with the
alley habit by our experience tonight"
| surveyed him In distinct disapproval
OF his everlasting secrecy.
mo danger of its becoming chronic
Are you going to tell me anything
YETI" | addressed him rather shortly.
and as usual his head waved its neg.
ative.
mot now. But hope tomorrow
may be able to tell you everything
that | know. Meanwhile you might
bear In mind the old adage that when
ignorance is bliss 1t Is folly, and so
forth" ! turned abruptly away.
Very well, l will exercise my pa
thence. Good night again." Stepping
into the street, boarded a passing
car and watched him from the back
platform for moment as he disap-
peared In an opposite direction. Then
found myself a seat.
| went directly home and TO bed
Although somewhat tired, my expert
ences of the evening had rendered
me thoroughly wide awake, and slept
very little in the hours that inter
vened between my retiring and day
break. LeDuc had told me that he
was positive that he knew his man;
had assured me of his confidence that
he had secured the necessary proof,
and had too much respect for his
ability to hold him lightly. And while
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15

hailed his coming with a breath of re-
lief.
We went down In reverse order
from which we had assembled. LeDuc
below me now and my feet closely fol-
lowing his hands. So far as we were
able to judge. no one had entered the
alley since we had gone upward, and
l felt much more at case as upon the
tagging once more | adjusted my dis
arranged clothes. AS ] did so ! saw
my companion stoop and apparently
pick up something as we turned and
hurried silently from the scene of our
efforts. Once more upon the street,
I ventured to ask what success he
had met with. His reply was preg-
nant with satisfaction. 81 think
have secured what I was looking for,
but cannot be certain until tomorrow.
| will let you know about 1t then"
And have you il with you?" I per-
sisted, thinking 1t high time he con-
fleded little more in me, in view OF
what I had done for him. He patted
his pocket.
"Yes--right here. If upon an inves-
tigation made under the proper con-
ditions by an expert II turns out as
think It will. I will name your man
for you tomorrow. And when | do
am going to have you present as an
interested party. BY the way, here
is your match box" He held out the
mentioned receptacle to me and took
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15
Air Laws.

Wilbur Wright, at tea in Dayton
said with laugh:
Already there are air laws, strin-
gent as road laws. Without them wer
should soon be seeing advertisements
like this:
1.-TWO dollars reward will be paid
by Mrs. John Doe for information lead
ling to the Identification of the aviator
on Wright roadster who, while flying
over my house yesterday afternoon.
dropped a can of oil down my chin
ney and completely ruined plum pud-
ding l was cooking"
Consolation.
Father Ito his daughters suitor)-E
have sad news for you. l am ruinedl
have lost everything!
Suitor-Console yourself, dear sir.
with the thought that you are now In
no danger of losing your daughter.
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believed that he had centered his
efforts upon Bruce and had built a
wall OF circumstantial evidence around
him, there was also the sickening pos
sibility that he had learned things in
other directions that were beyond my
ken. However, l refused absolutely
to allow such possibility to occupy
any real place in my mind Still,
there was a mystery about some of
his actions that utterly bafAed me
and caused me profound wonder;
while as to my own experiment of the
evening it had failed absolutely.
went to sleep along in the gray of the
morning no wiser than l had been
when | had wakened from my last
sleep.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15
TROUBLE MAKER
Coffee Poison Breeds Variety Of ills.

A California woman who dldn'e
know for twenty years what kept her
i'll, writes to tell how she won back her
health by quitting coffee:
Il am 81 years DID," she says, have
used coffee all my life, and for 20
years suffered from Indigestion and
insomnia. Life was q burden and q
drag to me all the time, and about
once year my ailments got such hold
upon me that was regularly sick in
bed for several weeks each time.
II was reluctant to conclude that
coffee was the cause Of my trouble, but
l am thankful that found out the
truth.
Then / determined to use Postum
exclusively-for a week at first-for
doubted my ability to do without COT
fee for any length of time. / made
the Postum carefully, as directed, and
before the week expired had my re-
ward in a perceptible increase in
trength and spirits.
Seeing the good that my short cx-
pertinent had accomplished, resolved
to continue the use of Postum, cutting
out the coffee entirely. This / did for
nine months, finding, daily, Increased
cause for qualification at my steadily
improving health. My indigestion grad
ually left me, my sleep returned, Z
gained 26 pounds in weight, my color
changed from sallow to fresh, ROSY
hue and life became q blessing.
Then l thought l would try coffes
again, and did so for few weeks. Tbs
punishment for deserving my good
friend, Postum, was return of my old
troubles.
THAT taught me wisdom, and am
now and shall be all my life hereafter
using Postum exclusively and enjoy
Ing the benefits it brings me-" Mans
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek.
Mich.
There's a reason" and It is explain
d in the little book, The Road TO
MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever rend the above Ictterf A new
one nppeE ~ from, time TO time. Tkey
nre genuine, true, and full OF hsnss&
interest.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15
Orjoin of doodle"

Some of the authorities on slang
words and expressions say that the
word doodle" is derived from the
Dutch, and there Is reason to suppose
that they are in the right. 1t first
came into common use in New York
at the time OF the exposure OF the
Tweed ring. and has ever since kept
It's place in the language as express
ing something that no other word In
the English language could bring out
so we'll. II was also highly popular
In the days of Jake Sharp and his
henchmen.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1912-02-15

do not promise; ] do not refuse; I
simply demand a day Of grace. You
must let go of me now"
The finality of her tones told me
that further pleading at this time
would be more likely to jeopardize my
chances than help them, but feeling
confident, nevertheless, that l had
won, ] released her. And that she
had practically made up her mind to
yield | became more and more con-
vinced during every moment Of the
next two hours as l attended her in
her purchases of dainty handker-
chiefs and other bits Of lingerie as we
wandered through the great stores.
Never before had she smiled upon me
so often or so sweetly, and her little
OBTAINING clasps upon my arm from
time to time as she drew me aside for
the inspection of something that at.
tracted her attention were almost
caresslike in their lingering warmth.
And when she finally made the excuse
Of wishing to shop alone for an hour
among forbidden things, promising to
meet me for lunch at the end of that
time, l left her in an ecstasy that
mortal man seldom attains, and even
then for but fleeing moment.
1t was IL o'clock, noon, and decid-
ed to run over to my brokers' for a
little talk with him while l was kill
ing the interval of her absence. My
stock had closed strong the night be-
fore after substantial rise during
the day, and there was absolutely no
cause in sight for uneasiness on my
part. That 1t would go at least 20
points higher nobody seemed to
doubt, for at last the public was fairly
appraised of its value and the daily
heavy purchases were sending it up
ward by leaps and bounds. The prof.
ect back Of 1t was tremendous I'M
dertaking; the value of the franchise
already practically inestimable, and
that the enterprise would be one OF
the greatest money-makers Of the
world seemed as certain as. that the
inhabitants of tho city would increase
and multiply. l knew that ring OF
politicians had fathered the enter
prise in the shadow of star chamber
with curtains drawn, yet they had
been granted official sanction by the
city council and that seemed to set
tie the matter. Whether the scheme
had been carried through by bribery
or not was mooted question. Rich
ard Mackay had been arrested upon
such charge, but had escaped
through a technically Of the law. But
whether there had been chicanery
back of it or not was a matter which
did not concern me, and I saw no rea-
son why should not be swept along
to opulence upon tidal wave OF
some one else's creation as well as
any other man. 1t would have been
super-sensitive conscience that would
not have taken advantage of such an
opportunity. Certainly 1t was beau
tiful world, glorious world. and /
one of it's greatest fortunates.
ITO BE CONTINUED)
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EHetc 3riton.

Booth Harrington the American
playwright and novelist, is very early
wright and novelist, Arnold Bennett,
visited him at his charming residences
in Indianapolis, Mr.. Harrington said.
the first evening at dinner:
II believe in the simple life. get
up with the sun. Will you take a ten
mile walk with me at o'clock tOmor-
row morning."
Thank you, Mr.. Harrington" tho
Englishman answered, but l don't
walk in my sleep"