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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-05-13

; THE SQUARE GUY. =
= = = = = = 1858
Bo, I'm strong for the guy who's
square,
But not for the mucker who
claims to be.
Whenever l hear a gink declare
That he's. the honestest living
Gee
I chain the safe to a pillar
see!
And hide my wad in vault of
steel,
For here is the dope direct
from me,
The guy who's honest don't need
no SPIEL
When a duck sings cut that he's
always fair
And regular model of hon
eSty
You watch him close with a
steady stare
And bite the coin that he hands
to We.
For brother, I'll whisper this
+ to thee,
He'll trim you proper right off
the reel,
Take it from Archibald, frank
and free,
The guy who's honest dent need
no spiel
OF straigf1t-out crooks you had
best beware,
D.,A III 10 :, 49,, -, ,,,ssAI. 49,.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-05-13

''The honest man ofjthe day
that's me,
Always there with the squarest
dealP'
That duck would swipe all
your clothes with glee,
The guy who's honest don't need
no spiel.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-05-13
ENVOY

Beat it, brother, from such as he
Who says he's honest from
head to heel,
When you see him coming
climb a tree
The guy who's honest don't
need no SPIEL
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
EXPERIMENT IN cow FEEDING
Result Of Number Of Tests Made by
tho North Carolina Station on
Rations for MIX.

The North Carolina agricultural ex-
pertinent station recently concluded
q number Of experiments to determine
the relative efficiency Of narrow and
medium wide rations, for milk produc-
ton. a report Of which has reached
the department Of agriculture.
Eight cows from three to six weeks
IN lactation were fed three periods Of
twenty-eight days each. In the llrst
and third periods the feed consisted
i've parts Of cottonseed meal, four
quarts wheat bran, three parts Of corn
meal and hfty pounds Of corn silage.
The nutritive ratio Of this ration was
about IA.
During the second period the ration
was the same as the above except
that rs pounds Of cottonseed meal
was replaced by 2.5 pounds Of corn
meal, giving this ration q nutritive
ration Of about 1.57. The result Of this
test indicates that the narrow ration
produced rs per cent. more milk tat
and increased the fat test 0.24 per
cent. and the live weight 80 pounds.
The milk yield was practically the
same.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
DAMNOIES,

How easy It II to forget to wash
the calf pals.
You can save time by teaching your
cows to go in their proper stalls.
Plan to raise your own protein feeds
this year and cut out the high-Driced
mill stuffs.
Breeding for q special purpose tends
to develop an animal that will be In
harmony with her function.
The man who IL producing milk for
the city trade should have . clear
mind, clean hands and q pure heart.
Few dairymen now make butter to
sell. The price paid for butter fat by
creameries takes all the cream from
the farm.
With corn fodder. corn silage. and
clover. alfalfa or cowpea hay on hand.
the dairyman may consider himself
ready for business.
Undissolved salt In butter ID the 70
suit Of too little moisture In the but
ter, too coarse salt, or the butter b.
ing too f1rm when salted.
Don't overstock the pastures the
coming season. Better pay q pretty
good price to get the young stock
pastured before doing that.
A drouthy summer followed BY .
severe winter are the conditions that
will boost the silo next summer ~ Il
has never been boosted before.
The hired man who Is attached to
the farm by his own family, his homo
and regular work IL seldom one who
10 disseminated with his position.
The dairyman has no right to com
plain Of the labor problem unless he
IL willing to give good faithful man
steady work all the year around. 4
It is easier to keep specks out a
the butter than to get them out.
all water that goes into the
churn, through cheesecloth, helps.
The most common cause Of trouble
with q separator Is the vibrating Of
the bowl, due to the machine not be-
ing level, or not securely fastassd
down.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
COWS SHOULD cALvE IN fltE
Dairy Department 81 the University
- MIssourl Recommsnds THE -
the Best Practice.

A number Of reasons are given for
the practice Of most dairymen Of hay
ing COWS calve In the fall instead Of
in the spring. The Dairy Department
Of the University Of Missouri recon-
msnds this AZ the best practice in
most cases, for some Of the following
reasons:
prices for milk and butter tat are
highest In the winter, and It Il desir.
able that the COW be fresh to give the
maximum flow. When she begins to
decline in the spring, tho fresh grass
of pastures will stimulate her to hold
up to good production.
calves In the first few months Of
their growth are fed mostly BY hand.
In winter there 10 moro time to care
for them properly. Tho grass Of
spring will come along Just when they
are getting started on q rapid growth.
"The dry period Of the COW viii
come At the time Of year when pas
lures are usually poor IN Missouri
and when nies are bad. This viii
give Telisf to the cows when they
need it. and VIII b easier for the
mixers.
I'm cases where q regular milk
trade Is to be supplied. It is necessary
to have tho COWS calve at intervals
90 that there will be almost uni
form fow, but whore the farmer is
selling cream It seems best to have
the calves come In the fall"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
For Cutting Butter.

upon It. A platform holds the butter
cake. and at the end Of the platform
Is another frame, like the footboard
Of bed, with two fine wires bisecting
It both ways. The rotable frame has
a series Of fine wires running across
1t parallel to each other. The but
ter is placed on the platform, and
this upper frame is pressed down
through 1t. the wires separating It into
so many square slabs, about an inch
thick. The cake Is then forced out
through the other frame and divided
Into four times as many smaller
eQuares.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
Johns Logic.

John returned home at very ques-
tionable hour, and among other SOU
veligs Of special evening he carried
considerable cash on his forehead.
His wife demanded an explanation Of
the wound.
"Nothin' be Harmed bout, m dear.
Jes' bit m'self"
John Brown! How could you bite
yourself on the forehead?" exclaimed
his irritated helpmate.
This had presented no difficulties to
the versatile John, If it had taxed the
credulity Of his spouse.
II stood on chair, y'knaw." he ex.
claimed glibly.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
MILK STOOL STAYS TOGETHER


Ninety-nine out Of every hundred
mixers use q one-legged milk stool
and every one Of them has trouble
with the seat board coming loose, says
a writer in the Farm, Mail and Breeze.
Make your stools IKE the one shown
in the sketch and your stool troubles
will forever disappear. d is a ss-inch
machine bolt, inches long and has q
square head. Bore a 7-16-inch hole
through A into B, inches deep. Three
inches from the top Of the leg bore a
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
How His Brother Identified Him.

Uncle Harris, an old negro, who has
been servant In the family Of Colonel
Slemmens Of Monticello, Ark, for the
last forty years, recently made trip
to Memphis. Upon his return he was
telling the colonel's daughter of his
trip and the discovery of a brother
whom he had not seen for thirty
years.
Miss Slemmens asked him how he
knew his brother after 30 long time,
and Uncle Harris replied:
Il was walking along the street
when spare built looking man came
up to me and says: Say. amt you
my brother?' and l said. Sure I L..
Who IL your"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
ERUPTION COVERED BODY

xuT00 years ago LQ16 winner ] 060
q breaking out that covered my whole
body. It itched so it seemed Is II
should go crazy. It first came out in
little pimples on my back and spread
till It covered my whole body and
limbs down to my knees. also my arms
down to my elbows. Where
scratched It made sores, and the ter
rible itching and burning kept me
from sleeping. tried several RENE
dies all to no purpose. Then I con-
cluded to try the Cuticura Remedies.
used the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment. also the Resolvent. for
about four months, and they COM
pletely cured me Of eczema. I have
had no return Of the disease since.
never had good nights rest after the
skin eruption first broke out till COM
menced using the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. I had only used them q
few days before could see they were
beginning to heal, and the terrible
itching was gone.
Those that lived in the house at
the time know how I suffered, and
how the Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured me. ! never take a bath with
out using the Cuticura Soap, and /
do not believe there are better rem
edies for any skin disease than the
Cuticura Soap and Ointment" (Signed)
Miss Sarah Calkins, Waukegan, ILL.,,
Mar. 16. 1911. Although Cuticura
Soap and Ointment are sold by drug
gists and dealers everywhere. a sam
pie Of each, with 32-page book. will be
mailed free on application to "Cuti.
cura," Dept. L, Boston.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
CLEANING THE MILK VESSEL
Practical DaIryman Always aInsee
Utenslls With Cold Water, Then
ecalds and Hangs In Sun.
By M. r. JoNrs)

0y NJ. r. JONEa)
There is one subject that have
never seen much written about, and
one that I think II very important
the care Of milk vessels. have seen
SO many people empty q vessel and
take It to the kettle and pour boiling
water in It. always rinse my vessels
out with cold water. and then wash
with good warm water with borax or
soda in It: then scald them well and
dry, and It Is best to have q place
where you can hang them in the sun.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

An Exception to the Rule.
links is a man who has his ham
mer out on all occasions"
Il bet there is one occasion where
he hasn't"
whats that?"
when it's time to put down the
carpet"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
FLOOR PLAN OF FARM BARN
Cows Arc Little Bit Crowded Into
Their Stalls Of Three Feet Four
: Inches Wide.
By ]. c. sHAWYER.l

(BY ]. G. SHAWYER.)
Tho illustration presents the door
plan Of q barn suitable for about 100
acre farms. It accommodates four
horses in roomy stalls and six COWS
possibly . little crowded, stalls being
three feet four inches wide.
The lofts above the stables and also
the decks are extended over the drive
way. The hay bay Is 32x40 feet, but
unobstructed from floor to roof. The
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
Hlahsst Mix Records.

What cows make tho highest milk
and butter records7 What cows pro-
auce milk and butter at lowest cost?
What cows pay the dairyman best?
Those which are bred to produce these
things. Then why not get some OF
this blood?
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
CUTS BUTTER INTO BLOCKS
Steel Wires Press Through Cake Two
Ways, Making Neat Division
Into Square Pieces.

For the speedy and neat division Of
: cake Of butter into q number Of
small square PIECES for individual use,
the butter cutter designed by an OAio
man seems to nh the bill admirably.
A standard has q cutter frame rotable
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

use LOANS Kidney
Pills, which have
cured thousands.
L. Bonney, Eu.
gene, Ore, says:
IT contracted se-
we're kidney trou-
BILE through heavy
lifting. There was
q dull ache across
my hips and pains
like kuife-thrusts
shot through me.
Doan's Kidney
Pills cured after
doctors had failed
and nv back IL
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
Fell.

Mrs. Murphy-So you son Dinnis fell
from his airyoplane? Sure. OF thought
he was learnin' to fly in corrispon-
dence school.
Mrs. Casey-He was, but he
shtopped short in the middle Of les
son.-Lippincott's
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

"One ought. every day at least, to
hear a little song, read good poem.
see fine picture and. II 1t were pos
sible. to speak few reasonable
words. Goethe.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

stronger than before in years."
when your Back Is Lame, Remem-
Der the Name-DOAN'S." 5Oc all stores.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

The man who says he would be WILL
ing to die for girl during the court
ship stunt may after marriage wish
he had.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
DOES YOUR BACK AcHE9

Aches and TwInges Point to Hidden
Kidney Trouble.
Have you lame back, aching day
and night? Do you feel a sharp pain
after bending over? When the kidneys
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

To remove nicotine from the teeth,
disinfect the mouth and purify the
breath after smoking. Paxtine IL
boon to all. At druggists. 25c q box
or sent postpaid on receipt Of price by
The Paxton Toilet Co.. Boston, Mass.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

Don't mako shipwreck Of your health when
. course Of Garfield Tea can cure you of
indigestion.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
Handling MIX.

Warm milk should never be poured
Into cold milk nor should the nights
milk be mixed with the mornings
milk.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
Stool Stays Together.

Inch hole into the leg at right angles
until past the middle. Place q tap on
G into this hole and screw down your
bolt.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

Before retiring, = cup Of Garfield Tea
For good digestion and continued good
health.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

Don't kick till you know just where
the shoe pinches.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
ssething, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind colo. Nc bottle.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
The euneo Gam.

The Runco Game.
you can't fool all the people all
the time"
you don't need to; If you can fool
half of the people some of the time
you can make good living"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

II a woman's judgment Is bad she
trusts her intuition.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

AS stimulant an ounce Of censure
Is often worth q pound OF praise.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10
Floor Plan Of Barn.

buggy room and workshop IL q cheap
" constructed shed or lean-to ten fest
high, and the roof may be either gable
or curb, with little difference In cost
Just extra sheeting and roofing. a. no
extra timbers are required.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

The Situation.
Knicker-What is the matter?
Bocker-The cook has divorced us
and wants alimony.-Harper' Bazaar.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

20Pretty
Rooms
in this
FIRE E
BOOK

don't you want to see themi
Peep INTO other people new homes and ret
the latest ideas for your GUN decorating. Our
book tells about the FREE Color Plan. onr
expert designers will send you for any rooms
you wish to decorate. You will be elad Ia
know more about
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

The Beaufiful Wall TIM

expensve modern bomes though Il costs ar less sh,n
vail paper Or paint Kalsomine eolors appear hsmh
sad crude beside The soithued AIahastine dina CO.,
saea on tne walls and y easiest to use. Full drec.
does On every package simply mix wish cold vsser
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-05-10

peel OF rub Of. Is Beautiful
Colon and -
Wikb or Color PZass
vss cap ea,iL haze the
mest site hosss in your
~eigAbe Mood.
Sesa for ON FREE BOOK
Full $ ID. pkg. White SOC.
Regular Tint ssc.
Alabastine Company
S essnttIk Red. Grand Rsplds. Md
Aeu Ssfk 0ty. Desk s. rs Water S.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1912-05-01
STARTLING NEWS FROM SWAUK
Editor Tells Of the Wonderful Trans
formation Expected There

Under the genial influence of warm
spring sunshine the SWauk hills are
fast becoming barred of winters snow
and i'm the course of a few weeks the
entire area of the basin viii be ac-
cessible to the miner and prospectOr
says the Echo of Gle Elum. Viewed
in the light of the many wonderful
results of the cyanide tests made of
its Lodges and formation last year, no
season in the past history of the camp
has ever been looked forward to with
greater interest than the present
season.
A light is breaking over the sleepy
old camp and in short time there is
liable to be such a hustle among the
old SWauk hills that all the country
may sit up and take notice. There
fore keep your eye on the old dead
horse. for some day in the not distant
future he is going to unfold from the
present chrysalis in the form of a
magnificent modern electric line that
will carry great loads Of the precious
yellow metal to the valley below, re-
turning laden with the burden OF
necessities to one of the richest as
well as the fairest mining camps in
the golden west.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1912-05-01
ANOTHER STEP UP
ON TRAIN SERVICE
Buffet Observation Car Is to Be
Added to the Equipment of
the Day Local on N. P.

Another step forward is to be ia =
ken this month in connection with
the Grandview-S Sea tile train, making
still further betterment of the SER
vice over that portion of the North
ern Pacific line where betterments
have been numerous in the past two
or three years. The latest plan is to
add a buffet observation car to the
equipment This will fill in a weak
ness which has been most pronounced
from the point of view of travellers
to and from this station. Opportun-
ity has been presented, going and
coming, for a luncheon at Ellensburg,
which was a great convenience, but
the buffet observation car will make
the train complete in itself and travel
much more comfortable. The first
car will leave Seattle Saturday, April
81, and the second will leave on
April 80 Thereafter each train
each way will have the car as part
of the regular equipment.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1912-05-01
RIOTERS BREAK UP
PRAYER MEETING
Use Clubs on Zionist Men and
Women Praying to Have EN-
ployes Stop Smoking

ZION CITY, H., April 29.--Riotine
started here this afternoon when the
employees of the independent manu-
featuring concerns attacked n group
of POO Zionists, men and women, who
were holding a prayer meeting against
the use of tobacco by the employees
of manufacturing concerns.
Both men and women We're dubbed
and a number seriously injured.
The fight, which is the climax of a
week Of trouble, occurred when the
employees of the Independent concerns
leaped the barriers erected around the
prayer meeting and drove the Zionists
to another part of town. Immediately
after the fight WILDER Glen Voliva
ordered the alarm bell rung and more
than 1000 men asse bled at the audi
torium to discuss plans resisting
further attacks of the independents
who filed the streets tonight and
threatened to clean out the town. An
other clash is predicted.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1912-05-01
Ellensburg, Prosser, Sunnyside,
North Yakima, at State Fair
Grounds May a
GILBERT SILVER CUP
EMBLEM OF CHAMPIONSHIP
Local Team Being Coached by A.
c. Palmer, Who Thinks North
Yakima's Chances Better This
Year Than for Past Three Years

Ellensburg, Prosser SunnYside and
North Yakima high schools will hold
their annual oratorical contest and
track and field meet in this city next
Friday and Saturday. May and 4.
The first named will occur in the high
school auditorium Friday evening mt
8 o'clock. In the oratorical contest
North Yakima will be represented by
Robert Cowan, who will give the "Ap-
peal of Chief Joseph for Justice" In
dramatics, Clara Davis, as representa-
tive of this city, will give "A Life Les
SON"
The track and field meet will be
held at the state fair grounds Satur-
day afternoon. May 4, commencing at
1880. special service, with cars at
frequent intervals, to accommodate
the large crowd that is expected to be
present. will be furnished by the street
car company.
This annual track and field meet
Is for the championship of the Yakima
valley. The prospects of North Yali-
ma are better this year than they have
been for the past three years. The
team has been ably coached by C. a.
Palmer, who has been out every night
with the boys, and he is optimistic
about the meet.
The trophy being competed for is
one offered by H. M. Gilbert, a silver
cup emblematic of the championship.
which will become the permanent
property of the team winning it three
times, not necessarily in succession.
The team winning the cup each year
Continued on page eighty
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1912-05-01
Commercial Club Boosted by Ad-
dition of Total of 429
New Names
THREE CAPTAINS STAND
FORTH PROMINENTLY
Ratification Meeting Held Monday
Evening Presided Over By
President Robert Rundstrom
Greatest Ever Held in This Civ

The Commercial club rooms ON the
tourth floor Of the Masonic temple
was the meeting place Monday even
ing or the largest aggregation of bust
ness men that has ever been held IN
ms CITY. AS a general proposition.
thls reporter will not endcavor to dis
pute the time-honoreu Shakesperiau
assertion that "comparisons ara
ouious, but in this particular case. as
an records were smashed as flat as a
nounder, the success of the affair may
only De measured by comparison.
ihree weeks ago the Commercial,
cup otnclals organized q campaign for
new members. This CONTEST COM
MERGED on Tuesday, April % and was
brought to finish after six DAYS of
nara work ON the evening of Mondav.
Np'll " That contest resulted in in
creaslng the membership of the North
Yakima Commercial club by 4o3
names segregated into the FOLLOWING.
classes; Resident member 305. no,I-
resident members. IL; commercial
traVelers 80. The membership of tina
club is now away above the 500 MARI
Ten Captains Appointed
The campaign was orga aized by se-
lectlhg Ten captains, each with a detail
OF ten members. Every captain dis
tinguished himself.
Following is the tabue giving IN,
results Wv