Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-16
JABS + sI. :: Solar



SAY. ma. may 3 aefnDe the tn7"
MA. Johns Got the sghmmik ache.
He's been az them rlnms again"
ma. wanl ii waaF your hat
An. your dresp an play srowed Up"
"Ma. HnFs gone M caught ms eat
A. he's nshunF ones pnp'
Aa. may We pat On old clothes.
Taem np On the clDnci shelves.
An turn On the garden hose
An eiuiri water on enrseiyeR'"
ma. Hliis Weikin on me feneei
0pees he wants a. break n leg;
lie Amt got lick o. Sense.
Ma, johns smckin' % esR.
Have you got nickel. ma.
F0r mOvin pitcher show
WIZ you telephone 20 pa
An ast him " We can go2"
Ma. may we play IN the street,"
May We make some lem0nnde7"
Say. ma, Amt the bahy swoot'"
MA, may We 40 nov an wadeg"
Ma, alEt n most time for drd7
May We meet him wnen h isg'
"Aint you gind. ma. We amt badg'
"Ma. 1911 sworei Ne said. Gee
whIzl''
May have q piece 81 bread
MA. Johns gore an took my
Epool!''
Ma. what color goes with red7"
Amt YOU glad there amt no
hoOlg''--A Atlantis Journal.
D.
THE ATLANTA Journal has the FOL.
lowing examination Tor Third party
Freshmen.
mD DEFINE the Initiative ana
neverendum.
(bJ DO you believe IN direct prl-
maries or do yoa think tne women
ssouid prSposeg
'ot what Is the difference be.
tween Republican,
90 DO you prefer Theodore
Roosevelt o. moving plcEros7
te) Which rs the harder on the
eyes7
40 Villa had YOU rather he.
90 ~ you wern President ram
(D " the hlgh cost 81 living
woaid let youY
co suppose sou were putting on
your shoes. and YOU got one foot up
end found you had the wrong shoe
for n. would you pat az the other
foct7 or reach the Other shoo9 or
both9
This last Is Munsterbcrg test for
political detectives. The answer in
dictates The degree Of the applicants
| proRreHsiyism. Try u yourself.
II -
AZ THIS distance II rRther looks as
" Clarence barrow had 3, on 'em.
o
HAVE you booked your passage on
The new Hnrolas ferry ycif
/ O.
f1IOst; OLYMPIAcslhavet 10 get On
early IN the morning 20 beat the wlry
athletes ~ your Uncle Sam.
%
iT WILL hE ONLY pollienou 20
leave the rest 81 the nationa few
eonsoluiion prizes ~ Stockholm.
o
THERE ~ ONE OTHER "dont"
for the hot weather which has been
overlooked. Dent talk about a.
o.
THERE ~ ALSO quite a steady de-
mand for liquor ana tobacco. accord
ms 10 statistical reports.
d
THE RiG SURPRISE OF the cam
| paisn IN the announcement ~ Mr.
Roosevelt that he will attend tho
progressive convention IN Chicago
%
INCIDENTALLY Il IL noted that
! there Is slight disturbance EolnR on
/ In Portugal where the Portuguese
sailors come from.
.
LORiMER says he IL going TO work.
or course there viii bo q lot Of par
aeraphlng brutes who viii Immediate
W ask who he IL gonE Ia work now.
-
THE NET RESULT Of the light At
Las Vegas IL tina, evorybody IL calling
everybody else either crook OF a
lobster.
~ THE PROLETARiAT gets up
ne nerve 10 bet much on the APP
preaching election there h goina 10
De an ail-Rfed lot Of money loat.
D.
40. AMELIA. the Democratic
| nominee " not the Pudd naead VIII
son that Mark Twain used TO tel, as
about
NOTHING ~ THE recent dis
patches inehnea us 20 change our
plans about not going 10 Mexico 20
live.
o.
ALL THE United states. says an
exchanges. u divided into three parties.
nut excuse us--dld sou overlook the
prohlbs2
o
NEXT THEY will be- building
loyoes all around Denver. u Ia hard
10 see what the vest II coming TO
tlSse days.
o
WITHOUT attempting 20 pass on
the raerits Of the case. n ~ remark
able how many people there are who
ne rr read a word of the evidence
nm ~ A m mMMH