The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-11-23

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LUKE McLUkE SAYS
Money won't turn a mans head half as quick.
y silken calf.
When the police want a for anything all
they have to do is locate the woman.
When a woman wants material for a lecture
she doesn't have to go to the North Pole. She
explores her husbands pockets. d.
When a salaried man starts in to hold up his
end with men who are worth money, you
his finish IS
Everybody hates stingy But you will
notice that the stingy man always has money.
The average woman's idea of brightenening
the home is to run up So gas bill -
Nowadays the game laws protect almost every
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A woman is always afraid of train wrecks. That
IS why she always wears her best underwear when
she trave's. -
The more you think about It, the more you
wonder what Solomon did when about hundred
of his wives wanted their backs scratched at the
same time
If woman would work half as hard trying to
hold a husband as she did to land him he would
never leave her. 1E
When woman wants to commune with the
spirits she hunts up clairvoyant, but man hunts
IN a bartender. -
Burning your bridges behind you means giving
has learned to walk. =
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Well what the of having Democrat
io celebration anyway. Cache County Democrats
have nothing to celebrate far as democrat gains
concerned. AS one big local Democratic leader
remarked "the party has lost grounds during the
East two years" If the Cache County Democrats
had arranged a reception in honor of the "assis;
tant Democrats" who gave them the victory there
would have been celebration in keeping with the
realities of the campaign. receiving line WITH
Theodore w Peterson, Soren Hansen, William
VIM, Joseph B. Brown, George DANES and Albert
A. Law guests of honor would have been some
thing Ike it. These are the real winners of the
Democratic victory, and credit should be bestowed
where credit Is due. How ungrateful of the Dem
ocracy to pass up those stalwart assistant Demo-
Gratis" that gave them the victory. tE
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John A. Hendrickson has apparently repudi
ated all that putting that Mr.. Turner gave him, in
The Logan Republican. and by so doing has Sc
cured small judgment. Watch me, boost me,
Keep my name in the paper, say good things about
ne" John is reputed to have said to Turner. and
I will pay you for it," But when the time comes
for settlement there is nothing doing" AS to the
accuracy of Turner's statements knowing both
Getnlemen need only refer to the files of the Logan
Republican during Mr.. Turner's management.
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It was unkind of those "big state leaders, to
pass up the Democratic jollihcaton and ratification
meeting. Their read like they deliberately
Planned staying away. Perhaps they felt like the
BarberBlar engagement being staged to
its capacity and didn't feel like butting in. OF
course A. George and Jed M. would have been
busy buttonholing them perhaps It was just as
well for them to remain away.
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Mr.. Orval w. Adams of interest on public
money came from Hyrum Tuesday eve.
ming presumably to attend the Democratic celebra-
ton. Mr.. Adams did not very swift in his
to place the peoples money out at interest
The people preferred the safe course rather than
the sorry cratic one, and Mr. Adams can be class
ed simply assistant Democrat" Nothing more
nothing less.
John A. Hendrickson characterized THAN
odell and Bullen thoroughbred federal bunch
ers," hut looked upon Congressman Howell and J.
c. Walters as kind of half and half" And now
the mutitudes are wondering what John was in
tho crowd where he was punched"
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The New York American powerful Demo
cratic organ, reminds its readers that the Wilson
victory was won not the merits of their case
but because Of a divided opposition"
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The only time woman knows exactly how
much money she has in the bank is when she
hasn't any.
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Charles F. Murphy has killed deer His aim
is better in the forest than in Democratic nation.
al convention.
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When girl has pretty teeth she first learns TO
smile and afterwards TO chew the rag