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FOR BROTHER TO
!. !, save BoNDSMAN
GNlA -
1Gecrye STEMS Story Of Sub
Slltiuon impresses Judge,
Who Releases Him.

0ouUs oos1A q Ne. ~ Aasa sersse,
- - asosly sessma1ss HI brother
1anoAA1n ~ ~ elaAms % have been
WoUoeuoea ~ him n tAs Tennis
1s1Dsa. ~ Ss-aay Drought before Judge
0U0na = ~ Court e osuseal sessCous
- onDwB . GAasgs Of grand larceny.
- aAasUo Wa0 made a0Alnse Bsnja-
- NJ ~ assssted unAss ~ aams
3nDgv 0V0vn yeSW = ~ 0eergs
o1no - - Ne As1ssa - taks hls
0UuDpo Seaoo ~ his SoDdsmaa. who.
ooOOA WsnissA Nm ~ NJ bond q
~ unoee wAioA Bsntaman 0tsln was
oo1oaosl. 0s1lsw1nS his ~eeaviotioa, wss
eoooes0 esfssisad ~ Jud0s Swami and
0ussDs ~ discharged.
= - asn1avit maAs b. the pnson9.
- "a :AbsAAam o~rsenburg Of No.
9 0ssess sarsst. who went on my
0UoAor0 49, cane to ms about I'VE
vooaD 80. H asrsd me whore Ben
l0n ~ anA ! aid I dA not know.
~ - ~. Vsorgs. I wnl give you
- = ~ w1n ~ that you ere Hary
k2UUWA' NJ mother hsasd him and
~ ~. ~ sanno4 % hat because he
~ eaiy support Of the family
l~0eUsaburg then said that he would
- ~ beGe lawyer Tor M on the East
~ - would arrange that the worst
'pooaaty ! could receive would b ax
0sosAA end when ! sot out I would
AaWo ~ enA - wsuA cav the for
eu1euse g ~ beaA
= sGcnDsd - % woa& - wanted. and
0gosn4as1 went out. siammang ehs
.oooa I've days later I vas waxdns
eva yDv1ngtou street. when ! was sud
Asuly oo1esA BY 0~resnburg. He asked
~ WassU ny brother was, but before
eouaA 0Aswsr he ysllsd ThiefP A po'
Meo0AA asked what was the mates,
0sssabUV aA he had . warrant fo'
.TAc 1suesman took me- 70 the y1fth
ouooe DOetoo statloA I told the leu.
t0aot O the desk that I was not HAIRY
DBUWn, but he said ne wouad take nc
GAo0aOo and held me-. ] have nsvsi
u0od u name Of HArrv Brown.s
I've witnesses examined By Judge
DUNan testified that the prisoner VA
ct oon3amln Stein. In Ai0chargin1
loorUA Judge Swami said:
we nay possibly pass ever ~
Snoo e botnG the result Of mtstaken
i1snbay. 1ut "a the surfAcs. II appsart
- . 0sasso attempt 70 substiue "a
$500 man % Q priDoner. tor . cOn'
oossUalen. 20 ave . bondsmaa hi iosi
9 bic bond"
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Life Insurance cowuIE
They No Closely obsenllg pubGs
Health condItioos

An sEamlniag physician fes 60 eftAD
prominsnt Lie lnsursncs ConpaateA =
an interview on the subjec4 nads IL
astonishinG statement that The soaeea
why % many applicants for insuzaAes
are rsjsctsd b becsuss kidney tseuhas u
90 common 10 tho American peepab, and
the large majority q applicants d net
even suspect thatth have the disease.
He states THAT judging from HI eva
sxperisncs and reports from druggists
who Are eonstantly In direct touch With
the public. there Il ens prspasstiea hat
has probably hen moro succssGlul In
relieving and curing thee diseases than
any remedy known. The mild and heal
ing influence Of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root 10 soon realized. II stands Tie
highest for its remarkable record a cures.
Swamp-Root Is strictly an herbal
compound and readers Who feel In need
Of such . remedy ,hould give Il . trial.
II 10 on sale at all drug stores In bottles
OF two sises--fifty cents and one-dollar.
However. II you wish first to test its
wonderful inertia. send to Dr.. Kilmsr 4
Co.. Binghamton. n. y. for . sample
bottle. absolutely FREQ. When Writing
be sure and mention the New YSsk
Evening World.
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ALIENS DEFENSE BEGINS.
Closss Ns Csss IN
vapglnsA Trial.

wYTvENvILIID. Va. May o.-with the
sxaminatioo Of foue witnesses to-day the
Commonwealth restea its case against
Floyd Allen. charged With the murder
Of Prosecutor willian N. Fostse q Car
roll County . the E~iilsvifis court room
last March.
Counsel for Floyd Allen called a. the
f1rst witness for the defense John W.
Farris, q Carroll County farmer who
was . member Of ne jury which found
Allen guilty 1t the trial during which
the tragedy occurred. Farr1s testified
that he saw Sheriff Webb IRE HE pistol
~ Floyd Allen q soon ~ Allen Jumped
from his chair when the sentence wal
pronounced. On being cross-sxamined
Farr1s admitted he had heard two shots
before Sheriff Webb started 10 shoot
He said they came from whore ne had
seen Udna and Claude Alien.
The evening world., 1912-05-08

Wen, NE AOt n Chicsgo.
CHICAGO. May 6-The frat heat pros
.ratton In Chicago this year was re-
corded to-day. George Brown. n wagon
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BOAT LEFT TITANIC
UNTITLED NFEAR
ROPE MIGHT BREAK
Seaman Says Two Men Could
Not Row Craft to Rescue
the Drowning.

LONDON. May s.-chief Interest IN
to-dav's session Of tho Board q Tt~ds
communication Of inquiry into the Tstando
dtaastsr centered round statements a
members # the crew In reply TO ques-
lions a attorneys r~sprsssntins the
ssamsusf and other unions In regard 70
NE EQUIPMENT and the manning Of The
1foboata.
Seaman J. Potndsrstre. in charge Of
boat Nc. n. which although Il has q
cpacaty for carrying nxty.fve per.
sons took away only forty women ana
children and was manned by I've
sailors. nad ne oflcer was affAld 20
put more N ne boat for fear ne boae.
faih would not stand the strain. He
addsd that had there BEEN . fun rev
the boat would have been able 10 NV
rome o6 those IN he watar who wSrs
oryeng for help. A. Il was he tried 70
row toward them. but was unable 10
Do 90. tie boat being TOO heavy for
two rowsra
~ 70 hiS experiences 0sHore No lef,
the Titanic. Poinsdsrstrs said that q
wooden buSkhsad separating the quar-.
tsss Of me GROW from those Of the third
class passsngsrs gave way from tn
pressure Of waNsr IN hour after ne %.
cidsnk. There waS . rush oe ssoook
end third olass passsnOsrs - the boat
wsrs beng loaded which lntsrfsrsd wiz
tie lowering. Ths lights which ~
been rspertsd 10 bslisvsd - - imas
inary. -
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Two announcements from steamship
nnes show the greater interest being
taken in the safety Of passengers since
the THAMES sinking. The hrst VA
from the Italian dns. whose steamer
America arrived IN the morning with
ao0o pa2osngsro aoroad.
The announcement stated that the I'm
@SO ssarchlight which has hardlN been
n commission since her launching.
would b used continually On the return
voyage 10 Naples. beginning Nay IL All
ehiOs Of the ItaAan Zine are squtppsd
with s~sarchliShts under the Aw whi0h
makes them convertible into aux5Nary
cruisers At the command Of the Govern
ment In time q war.
The other announcement wAO from ne
Savannah Linz, pointing U nat ~
vessels enjoyed sucient lifsboas equip.
msnt long before the recent agitation
among the traAsatlantic lines. The cine
passenger steamers Of the line oarry
i~ifeboats sufioisnt for 4tn persons and
1855 life preservers. while the total nun.
Der Of passsngsrs which the Law per-
nr4ts them to oaffv 10 only l.0O.
The America brought several italian
deiegutss 70 the Red Cross Conversion
at Washington. headed BY Gen. Cavalsr-
cont al rsrrsro. Chief Inspsceor-o General
Of the italian Red Croea
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AIDDILErOWN. Conn. May a.
Charles Palmer. twenty-five. was found
hanging In . barn In the rear Of his
mothers home on Loveland street. He
was . member Of the firm Of Palmer
Brothers. clothing deaisrA with head
quarters in Deep River.
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COUNTESS
$4,000 AND SUES
%$10o,0O0ESTATE
John w. Mackay's Secretary
Wrote Sentimental Letters
TO Woman Who Died.

A ~intsrsstang chapter IN ne life Of
~hs oats John W. Macksy. the western
aau1ng hng ana cable builder. was part.
II disclosed In the Supreme Court to-day
wAAa Il va declared that Il any money
woo advanced 20 the beautiful and fas-
chatting Countess Stavra by Richard v.
Dev. one time confidential secretary OF
l9aeksy, 1t was done at the i~nstigation
q Nacksy.
The Countess Stavra died IN 1910. leav-
~ en- estate worth $780, oo. Dey. now q
California lawyer and mine operator. 10
sslsg her estate Tor $4,000. which he
caaims he loaned her IN 1901. This 10 the
second trial Of the case. the nrst . few
weeks ago resulting In . disagreement
Of ths jury.
Jphn ". Afao1ksy was said to 10 .
s,oee fstmd snd admirsr Of the coun-
~. Who was Mabel Florence Hilton.
~ Of Charles Hilton. prior to her
mneyaags to Count stavra, Of 0rssos.
~ years aSo. The Countess hailed
Apo olympia. Washington. where a.
I'D shs was . noted beauty.
ne OuunAsss went 70 Paris - live
IN 1Soe, ana died there ak months later.
,I{ee sstAts was taken In charge by the
Pub,3e Adzutnistrator. her husband. the
Count, having died some months be-
fore she passed away.
william J. Burke. counsel for the
Pubitc Administrator. in opening BE-
aovu Justice Nswburger and the jury
ts-Aay. declared that the defense would
show the relations that existed between
psy. the Countess and "a third
psIvon."
Rpresstativss Of the hrm OF J. p.
Norman 4 Co.. who had charge OF the
dead Countess Affairs In this country.
we're called to testify az to the business
relationship between Dsy and the Coun.
taes. Many letters. some nlled with
SnnthmsnGal expressions and terms OF
eadsasxnsnt. were introduced. These
wses written to the Countess BY Dey.
who u sSvsnty years old.
EAmund L. Mooney. counsel for Dey.
COMMANDED the money was loaned to the
Counties by Dey to pay OF . mortgage
a certain property In England. boy
had Nsen her fftsnd and business id.
vtuog tor para
IL IVES Q simpas business ~transaction
0oUovs4sd In Q buaness way" aid Mr..
Iooensy. 'Hnd the only reason I men
~ this 10 that Il u . transaction BE-
tWeea . nan and . woman"
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waistcoat Many VIII watched Il sx-
pected to see Il burst forth with an IL.
Illuminated device for advertising a new
cigarette or semsthing. but nothing Of
the sort hsppsasd and the belief had to
be accepted that Il VA an attempt 10
introduce q new spring fashion for men.
The evening world., 1912-05-08

eARATOoA, n. T., May a.-ArTow-
head, the largest summsr hoesi at eara-
toga Lake. with ne contents, wa
burned to-day. causing . loss Of $4,000.
The blaSs. which originated IN the
kitchen from n unknown oeuss. spread
20 rapkdly that . volun ,eer bucket bril-
caA> was unable 10 check Il. Prspara-
tons were beng made to open the hotel
for ~ aeason.
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0eill Al11n1 T1tanAs FuaA.
Ths mails brought -eeoAN additional
70 ~ AfAyoes yund To-Day foe Ne SUI
euuU o1 ne T34An1e. THIS Ou0 makes
the tonl Of ~ fuua IN. 1o.N.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
Presidential Possibilities.

The serious tangle in which the
coming Presidential election may con.
ceivably end seems to have tangled
the minds OF our readers So we set
down again in response 10 batch Of
inquiries the possibilities OF the case,
near and remote.
The beginning Of the trouble is the
fact that under the Constitution a
President and President must
get majority Of the electoral college
TO secure election. And, Of course, AZ
any prognostlcator can ligure out for
himself, the chance in the coming
three-cornered election Of no candi-
dates receiving a ma. orlty is not to
be ignored.
That is only the start of The tangle,
however. Suppose neither MIR. Taft
nor Mr.. Wilson mr. Col. Roosevelt
gets majority Of electors Then the
election Of a President goes 20 the
House and the election Of a Vice
President goes to the Senate.
The situation in the House is most
extraordinary one The Constitution
provides that in choosing a President
the votes shall be taken by States,
tbs representation Of each State hay
ing one vote, and majority Of all the
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
REAL ESTATE REPORT.

The following Real Estate Report is
furnished us by the Manitowoc County
Abstract Company, which owns the
only complete Abstract of Manitowoc
county.
Martin Winkel to Theodore Fuchs
lots /, ,, 3 & 4 in Martin Winkel's
subd City of Two Rivers, 81.
Peter Hronek to Theresa Hronek 40
a in sec 36 Gibson, 81.
William Chambers to William Cham
bers Jr., lot blk 206 Manitowoc, 81.
Simon Zarnik to John T. Zarnik and
Annie Zarnik lot 5 blk 249 Mani
towoc, ST.
Henry Glack to Henry Spettel lots
Is, Ii, II q Is blk 2 of Laun's add to
Village of Kiei, S2855.
Paul Behnke to Albert J.>Behnke
lot blk l Village of Collins, $500.
William Uek to Robert U. Uek S.
] S. 2 T.. } of lot 4 Hinckley's subd sec
81 Manitowoc, 81.
William a. Fricke to Wenzel Vida
S. a. feet of lot blk l20 Mantle
voc, 81.
William Lutte to Ferdinand A. ia
wort lot blk Centervile, Sll00.
Joseph Schncck to William Skarda
$, 81 feet of lot IL blk lab Mantle
woe, 81
John Schwartz to Charles Schwartz
so in sec l3 Meme, 81.
Waiter VcrtH to Charles Marquardl
SO in sec % G BISON, $4,000.
Joseph Tadych Sr. to Konstant1
Musiel lot blk 333 Manitowoc, ST.
Abraham Ahrahamson to Johr
Vogel 100 a in sec 81 Manitowoc Ra
pids, 81.
William Xahn to Emil &. SiSta about
so in sec 70 Two Rivers, 81,
Jas. McNulty to Anthony McNulty
n. 60 in T.. N. w. sec % Liberty
SO.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05

The United States last year shipped
500, 100000 worth Of automobiles to
foreign markets. This is compared
with exports Of ten years ago OF less
than a million dollars in value.
The automobiles imported last year
amounted in value to $2,000,000 The
United States is buying fewer ma
chimes from abroad, since the imports
in 1901 aggregated more than $1,000
900 in value.
According to figures compiled 10y the
Bureau of foreign and Domestic Com
merce the export price Of American
automobiles in the fiscal year Of 1912
averaged less than in any earlier year
in the history of the export trade.
The average for 1912, dividing the to-
tai number Of machines exported into
stated values, was $500 each, against
81 100 in 1911, $3.50 in 1870 LOO in
1908, and 81 $50 in 1908. The number
Of machines imported for the last fiscal
year was 1853 and their average value
was $2,2l6.
1t is noted that the remarkable
growth Of exports has not kept pace
with the increase in production here
at home In 1890 the value Of all the
automobiles manufactured in the
United States amounted to % ,47S,OO0,
while in 1909, according to the Federal
census returns, it had leaped to S2i9,-
100000. Doubtless with the growth OF
the industry the exports will continue
TO increase and the imports 70 shrink.
The United States evidently is making
good start toward becoming auto.
mobile headquarters for the world
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
THURSDAY, SEPT. ., 1912.

American recklessness with natural
resources is illustrated in a statement
made by Or. Joseph Holmes, Director
of the United States Bureau of Mines,
who says that half the country's coal
production Of last year was wasted
In round numbers last years coal out
put amounted to 500, 100000 tons. Half
of this Or. Holmes says was 'either
wasted or left underground probably
unfit for future use and users OF coal
through faulty methods derived only
about 10 per cent Of the energy OF the
coal used"
There is great waste in other min
erals also, such as zinc, nitrogen, pot
ash, sulphur and natural gas. These
losses, DR.. Holmes asserts, twill reach
into the hundreds of millions every
year. For instance, it is estimated that
more natural gas is wasted than is now
manufactured; millions Of tons Of sui
phuric acid are lost through smeters
chimneys; the loss Of nitrogen is in
conceivable while millions Of dollars
literally 90 up in smoke through losses
of sulphur, arsenic and bismuth from
the factory chimney and the Aue Of the
home"
The people Of the United States I'M
questionably are the most wasteful
people on earth. The country's re-
sources, of course, are large, but they
are not ineXhaushble, although fire.
quently So described Already period
has been reached when the end OF the
timber supply may be foreseen and we
are disposing of our minerals at a rate
which certainly cannot be continued
indefinitely. There should be more
economical ways Of handling and using
these products. 1t is not to the credit
of a progressive and inventive nation
that half It's annual coal output should
be lost by incompetent methods of min
ing and reckless waste in consumption.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
Beware of 0ntments Tor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the
sense Of smell and completely derange
the whole system when entering it
through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physic-
iana, as the damage they will do is ten
fold 10 the good you can possibly de-
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by f. j. CHENEY &
CO., Toledo, o., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood ana mucous surfaces OF
the system In buying Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine. 1t
is taken internally and made in Toledo,
Ohio, by f., J. Cheney & Co. Testi-
moniuls free.
Sold by all Druggists, Price, 75c. per
bottle.
TAKE Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
The Men Who Succeed

as heads of large enterprises are men
of great energy. Success, to-day, de-
mands health. TO all is to fail. It's
utter folly for man to endure weak.
rundown, half alive condition when
Electric Bitters will put him right on
his feet in short order. "Four bottles
did me more real good than any other
mediciue | ever took" writes Chas. b.
Allen, Sylvania, Ga. "After years of
suffering with rheumatism, liver trou-
BILE, stomach disorders, and deranged
kidneys, | am again, thanks to Electric
Btters, sound and WE'LL Try them.
Only 80 cents at Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
MANY Driven From Home.

Every year, in many parts OF the
country, thousands are driven from
their homes by coughs and lung diseas-
e5. Friends and business are left be-
hind for other climates, but this is
costly and not always sure. a better
way--the way OF multitudes-is to use
DR.. Kings New Discovery and cnre
yourself at home Stay right there,
with your friends, and take thls safe
medicine. Throat and lung troubles
find quick relief and health returns.
Its help in coughs, cold, grip, Group,
whooping-cough and sore lungs make
it positive blessing. SOC and $l.OO.
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by Henry
Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
New Summer Resort.

p 81 always take my vacation in Sep
tember."
"And where are you going to spend
it this year?"
81 am thinking some of spending it
at Armageddon. | see the place men
toned ia the papers a great deal Of
late"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
What We Never Forget

according to science, are the things as
sociated with our early home life, such
as Bucklen's Arnica Salve, that mother
or grandmother used to cure our burns,
boils, scales, sores, skin eruptions, cuts,
sprains or bruises. Forty years of
cures prove its merit. Unrivaled for
piles, corns or cold-sores. Only % cents
at Henry Hinrichs'.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
Back From Vacation.

81 hear your wife is back from her
"trip, but confined to the house. Too
bad the trip dill her no good.
son, the trip did her good, all
right
"Then She isn't confined to the
house?"
eyes; She's confined to the house,
"When does the doctor expect to
have her out?"
cit isn't a case for a doctor, old man.
The washwoman expects to have her
out in a few days. She hasn't thing
'it to wear"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
LEGAL NOTICE.


Order for proof of will.
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY COURT FOR
MASfrowoc COUNTY.
In the matter of the estate of r. W. Burke,
DeceaSed. In Probate
An Instrument In writing. purporting TO be
the last will and testament OF H. W. burke OF
Manitowoc, in said County having been
delivered into said Court:
And Lizzie Burke OF Manitowoc, In
q County, beving presented to said court,
he petfion liz WHITING duly veflned, repre-
selting, among other things, that said X, w.
Burke died testate, at zephyr Hills,
Florida. on the 9TH day Of August, l9l2;
that said Instrument Is the Last VIII OF SAID de-
ceased and that Lizzie Burke IS named therein
as Executrix. and praying that said instrument
be proven and admitted toprobate and that
letters testameutary be thereon issued to
Lizzie Burke.
1t is ordered III said pettion and the
matters therein be heard, and proofs OF said
Last VIII and Testament he taken al Special
term of said County Court, to be held at the
Probate Office in the city OF Manitowoc, on
Tuesday, the 18th day Of September, III, at 10
o'clock a. NJ.
Aud it is Further Orde cd: That notice of
the time and place of said hearing he given by
publication hereof for three successive weeks.
once each week, previous TO the time OF said
hearing III the Manitowoc Pilot, newspaper
published in said Manitowoc County.
Dated Aug. 10, 1912
BIZ the Court
JOHN CHLOUPEk. County Judge.
Isaac Cratic Atty
Pub Aug. %, 20, Sept 5.
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Order to Hear Petition For Final Settlement
IN PROBATE MaNIrOwoc COuiTY CouRT.
In the Matter OF the Estate of Thomas
Windiate Deceased
On reading andhiing the petttiono CorneliaE y.
Windiate. Administrator ofthe Estate OF said
deceased FOR the adjustment and allowance o.
her administration account and the assignee !
OF the residue o. said Estate to such otle.
persons as are by 'aw entitled TO the samel;
II is ordered, That said account be exanin, !,
adjusted and allowC ! at a special term of said
Court TO be held at the Office of the County
Judge in the city of Man,towoc, in said County,
on Tuesday, the IS, day of October A. D.,
1872
tits further ordered that upon the adjust
uent and allowance Of such account by this
Court rs aforesaid the residue of said Estate
be by the further order aud Judgment of this
Court, assigned to sch persons as are by
law entitled to the same
IL Is further ordered tnat notice OF the time
ana place OF examination ana allowance OF
such account and OF the assignment OF the res
ldue OF said Estate, b. given to al persons in
terested, by publication of this order for three
successive weeks. be 'Ore said day. in the Mani.
tovuc Pilot, a weekly newspaper printed and
published Mt the City II Manitowoc and State
OF Wisconsin.
Dated, Aug 9Th. A. D.. 1912.
By the Court.
JOHN CHLOUPEK
County Judge,
Markham & Markham, Attorneys.
Pub. sept D IL, 10.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
The Wealthy Have Woes.

"Wealth doesn't always bring happi-
ness" remarked the youngster with
the large spectacles.
"Naw,n assented the other kid,
"Iook at me cousin yonder Hes got
, cents and he can't decide between
lollipops and ice cream.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
Uncle Ezra Says

ut don't take morc'n u gin NV effort
to git folks into peck of trouble and
a little neglect Of constipation, bilious
ness, indigestion or other liver de-
rangsmcnt will do the same. II ailng,
take DR.. Kings New Life Pills for
quick results. Easy, safe, sure and
only - cents at Henry llinrichs'
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
II May HAPPEN.

My father has boughtme one Of the
Thousand islands, boosted Que spoiled
darling
My father has bought me noun
TAIN" Dragged another pampered
pet
"My father is going to buy me an
individual ocean" declared the daugh-
ter Of untold millions,
And then the hotel clerk decided IL
Was time TO ring The dinner bell.
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Was Hard Luck.

"Well, how about it?'
''lIer father and mother both object
to me. -
Hard luck
''EIard luck for fair, It's the first
thing they have agreed on in years"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
Was a Pawn Ticket.

81 can't fiji this" said the druggist.
Don't you carry ordinary ingredi-
ents in stoek?"
81 carry everything usually carried
by a lirstcIass pharmacy but this piece
of paper calls for gold watch
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-09-05
Political Styles.

who's going to head the local
ticket?"
''The boys want a change"
eyes, know We've been having a
Judge and Colonel. | suppose this
years styles call for professor and a
surgeon, hey?"