The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-23


but it couldn't reproduce that love-sick
smile.
Here's hopin' the boys at the cleo
toral college won't try to haze Wood
row when he enters there.
At least the Bull Moose convention
won't have to be governed by prece-
dents.
Be satisfied with biting a peach
without trying to eat her up.
All that foams is not beer-Heyburn
is still living, you know.
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If the Bull Moose should appear on
the new coins 1t wouldn't be so bad for
a fellow to hand you the bull.
One redeeming feature in Boss Muir
ply which the Birmingham Age Her
aid has found, and which we gladly
publish. is his dislike for golf. Murphy
isn't all bad after all.
New Jersey has a book agent a hun
dred years old, but it is useless to add
that no one he visits ever lives to
that old age.
Detectives uncovered BIease, but
Mary Garden needs no one to help her
uncover.
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The boss says while the convention
was in session coats and vests were
taken off. II the pictures of the wom-
If the stay at-homes missed much af-
ter all.
"A kiss is a solemn, tender, holy
thing" says Laura Jean Libbey. Well,
Laura, outside of that, it goes pretty
well, doesn't it?
Let US set aside a day in which every
Pensacolian shall kill rat and carry
it to the city hall-make a pile of
thirty thousand rats just to see how it
would look.
Tell us someone, will the colonel,
Woodrow or the president have Sen
ator Lorimer to make speeches for
him?
Bayview Park is place where
healthful recreation may be enjoyed
Under uplifting environments.
Real soon million or two bales of
cotton will go through the port of
Pensa cola-that is If we don't decide
10 manufacture it here before it goes
across the water in its finished form.
Really this is the season when a
fellow can go without his coat and not
feel any discontinue therefrom
That association of Bible students
who claim to have abolished hell must
prove what they say or else take to
the tall and uncut.
Campaign contributions, little thouga
they be, might be the means of send
ing a speaker to some dark Republic
an stronghold to convert the voters to
the right and Democratic way.
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Santa Rosa island is the delight OF
the Alabama week END visitors, espe-
cially the Montgomery blondes.
London money is growing dearer SC
the dispatches say. Just like some
women we know.
Days are getting shorter now, but q
fellow can manage to have a very good
time after the sun has gone down.
Even Governor Blease will tell you
that the truth hurts.
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1t viii be Mes and Lincoln" in the
campaign.
Tariff boards make poor building
material for a party platform.
It is against the law to receive
stolen goods and, just like Mr.. Lori
mer was deprived of something whics
was not his, President Taft ought tc
be- denied the Republican nomination
little investigation of F1orids
campaign expenditures would help the
party wonderfully.
Since Cone Johnson does not want
to be governor the League has decided
to give him the postofice. And il
there is anything else you want, Cone
the League is with you to the finish.
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woodrow feels the effects of the Bal
timore convention and so do the reac-
tionaries.
A Pennsylvania man wants a uni
versal weekly payday, which is alto
gether bad One friend of ours who
gets paid of on Monday is always good
for a touch about Wednesday.
Speaking of men who missed the
mark, do you remember Norman z
Macks prediction four years ago that
the Democrats would be successful.