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The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
You're both good to me-"

You're both good to me-"
because you're one Of our own
Seth was on his way to see you when
It happened"
"Why?" A little crooked smile
curved his lips. II am not a celebrity
In Venice. Travellers do not usually
pay me calls Of ceremony"
We'll. to be perfectly frank" MIL
dred sat down beside him, her chin on
one palm. the toe Of her slipper swing
ing, 81 wanted Seth to go over and
invite you to Thanksgiving dinner to-
morrow. hoping that you'd know
where we could get a turkey"
He opened his eyes and looked at
her.
II have watched for you at your
window every day since YOU came
here. Your head makes spot OF red
gold against the old wall easement
Did you know that your hair is like
Titan and Da Vinci put on their
| women"
Mildred laughed. IL know what
Seth will say II | let you talk. and
your temperature runs up"
why do you drop red roses down
| In the canal?"
ships of empires. outward bound
Arybody'd guess that. | freight them
with hopes, and let them sail due
south"
Seth took possession Of the patient,
and far into the night. there sat lit
| tie, lonely figure at the great old
stone easement. looking down ut the
gayly lighted canal. and the rooms
that were dark where Devereaux had
lived. She dropped no red roses into
the water that night
Two weeks later Carl found her out
on tho balcony. Behind them. Seth
and her mother. who had joined them
from Paris. entertained American
friends.
II followed you on purpose" he
said. 81 haven't had a chance to
speak to you the whole evening until
little Kreppels left you to play his
cello SOLO"
Don't you love that?" She lifted
her face. eyes half closed, to catch
the first thrilling cadences OF Chopin's
"Nocturne in + Flat" Devereaus
plunged hardly, gathering both he'
hands to his lips.
"I love--you," he breathed. Il an
going back home with you next week
DO you know why?"
But you mustn't. You have two
years more to study here. Oh
Carl" the name came before sh'
could check 1t. Don't be foolish
Don't throw It all up, just to follow
me home to the states. Don't yo'
know"
Know what?''
Don't you know a girl wants
man to be a winner?" Her eyes. clea
dark eyes that never wavered
searched him. III you really care TO
me. stay and fight."
Il can come back and finish up a
terwarda"
After"
I'VE are married" She was silent
He drew her nearer until his chee
rested against hers. do you car
that much. dear?
Presently Seth pulled aside th
; heavy curtains at the window.
"You two are missing everything.
} he called.
Directly, Seth. directly" retorte'
Devereaux, cheerfully. Mildred wa
Just deciding on Venice for the wed
ding"
Copyright. 1912. by the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.)
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
TWAIN HAD HIS REVENGE
How Great American Humorlst Got
Back at Chum Who Said he
Was Lazy.

When the great man arrives" the
associates of his boyhoOd days. who
used to laugh at the idea Of his ever
amounting to anything" retire un'
obtrusively to the background. But
when the opportunity arises to make
an example of some such skeptical old
friend, surely no one could rise to the
occasion more effectively than did
Mark Twain on the occasion de-
sc-ibed by Albert Bigelow Paine.
He came to Keokuk to visit. and was
offered Ave dollars week and board
to remain. He accepted. In the same
building was q book store. In which
a young man named Edward Brownell
clerked. He and Sam Clemens be.
came great churms.
Sam read at odd moments at night
in bed. voluminously. until very late
sometimes. One night Ed Brownell.
passing upstairs to his room ON the
fourth floor. poked his head In at the
door.
What are you reading. Sam?" he
asked.
20, nothing much-a so.called funny
book. One of these days I'll write Q
funrier book than that myself"
Brownell laughed. mo. you won't,
SAM" he said. you are too lazy ever
to write book"
A rood many years later. when the
name mark Twain" had begun to
stand for American humor. the owner
Of 1t gave his Spanish Islands" lec-
ture In Keokuk. Speaking OF the un-
reliability Of the islanders. he said:
"The king Is, ! believe. tho great.
est liar on the face of the earth. ex.
cept one; and am sorry to locate
that one right here In the city OF
Keokuk In the person OF Ed Brown
ell."--Youths Companion.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
Retort Oiscourteous.

Stranger docking at the taximeter)
Nine dollars and fifty cents! told
you | wanted to come In the most d.
rect way. and think you've been
driving me round about.
Cabby--Round about. eh? You ought
to have hired an aeroplane.--Judge.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
Demands OF Trade.

1T would seem ilagrantly clear
case" said the magistrate. adding, to
the burglar who had been hailed be-
fore him. What have you to say for
yourself?"
Not much, your honor. But | hope
you can give me short sentence.
This In my busy season."-Judge.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05

As a general thing the kind Of man
who wears watch on his wrist
doesn't need all his pockets to carry
his money in.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
A Hope.

II amt got any sympathy for Tur.
key; hope she gets wiped OF the
map"
"Why?"
III our boy can't get no more Turk.
ish cigarettes maybe he will stop the
habit"
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05

She is indeed clever woman II she
Is too clever to show 1t.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05

Mrs. winslow's eoothing Syrup for Childrer
teething, so;tens the gums, reduces inhamma
tion, sllsys pain .cnres wind collie cSc bottle. ~
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05

Lots OF men tire themselves to
death looking for an easy place.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05

CURES ITCHING SKIN DISEASES.
Coles Carbolisaye stops itching and makes
the AKIN smooth. All druggists. rs and SOC. Adv.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
E1eAaa az RlchAa.

Excess Of Riches.
"He has nine tons of coal In his
cellar"
That's nothing. I've got only one
In, but it's paid for."--Detroit Free
Press.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05

Especially where flirting is con.
cerned . little learning In dangerous
thing.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05

Life 10 q grind, but 1t at least sharp
ems mans wits
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
Cause Of Il.

my dear Mrs. Jones. why do you
look so worried?"
THE coal Ia all out and my hus-
band II all In"
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
The Eeai Problem.

well. dear" said the young hus-
band to his bride, I'll make out tho
deposit slip in your name and all you
have to do is to take II TO the bank"
YES" she responded, but suppOso
| want to draw out some money some
day. how will they know which Is my
money y?"--Harpor's BaAar.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
Smpovtapt 10 Nlothove
TIRED BLOOD
STARvES TIE TISSUES

Copyright Igls by tho Tonitivcs Coz
Symptoms of Tired Blood In tho
tissues are, Loss OF Flesh, Flabby
Muscles, Languor, Sallow Complexion.
Debility. Dark Rings around the
Eyes, etc. These conditions can bo
eliminated only by fertilizing and re-
viving the blood stream. Tonitives. tho
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-12-05
..EON.!!T!l'!!y!!.ES IT ~
essTIRED' BLOOD

ment from The food and convert Is
into strong living tissues. composing
Brain, Nerve. Muscle, Bone and
Sinew. To those who are suffering
from the effects Of over.work. Toni.
tives are especially recommended.
75c. per box Of dealers or by mail
Tho Tonitives Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
Cure for Minln fitis.

Two ounces of saltpeter to
one quart of alcohol, rubbed on
the spine and neck down until
there is relief. The feet and
legs should stand to the knees
in hot water. Medicine should
be given'to insure the activity of
the liver and bowels.
This is from clipping in my
scrap book that was written by
q lady who went through an cpl
demic in Eastern Kansas in 1873,
where she had it. She further
states, "the form of the disease
was called cerebo spinal menin-
gifts. Many died before the
physicians learned what to dc
with it. Afterwards they were
very succesSful--so much so that
they lost no case that they
could get to when first taken.
I trust this remedey may
prove a blessing where neeeed.
AS the application is external, i,
cannot seriously interfere with a
doctors regular practice. If il
proves successful, as claimed fol
it, more scrap books than one
should contain i'll. B. Gray
to Houston Chronicle.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
WuD un Une
Bat IN" aod - al s." Wen
n IL WAY

Many young people WHO lack
gumption, get-up get, or what
ever you may term il, often rea-
son thusly: II it had not been for
80 and so, and such and such a
thing, could have made great
success. The il and SO and SC
are in the way Of the young peo-
pie, and such a successful career
is barred by the if and so.andso
that enter into their daily life and
rob them OF their vim and cOur-
age. These little words are
the breastworks thrown up by
the weak and vacillating, which
beguile and deceive, and which
are offered as excuses for many
failures. This class of young
people need our help. Our life
work is TO train young people to
determine, to get up and do
things the commercial world
want done, and for which it read
lily pays cash, develop their lat
ent talents, quicken their percep-
tions teach them Bookkeeping
Business Training Shorthand
Typewriting, Telegraphy, Sta
ton Work Business English,
Business Law, Business Arith-
metic, Spelling, Business Writ
ing, Rapid Mathematics, and
the use of the most modern
Office appliances. With such
training the if and so-and SO is
put out of the way, We have
trained thousands who are now
on the road to success, and can
do the same with you.
Having control Of the famous
Byrne Simplified Shorthand and
Practial Bookkeeping gives US a
wonderful advantage over other
schools inasmuch as with these
modern, practical systems we
give more through course in
almost half the time required
by other schools using other
systems.
Confirm this assertion by in
quiring of the best bookkeepers
and stenographers Of your town
who have attended our institu-
ton. Also write for catalog and
read what young people say we
have done for them and how
quickly we removed the if and
so-and-so from their pathway,
and placed them well on the
road to success. Tyler CONNER
cial College, Tyler, Texas.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
ECZEMA SUFFERERS
here IS GOOD news
INSTANT RELIEF
FOR 25 CENTS

Just to prove the true worth Of
Zemo and Zemo Soap the makers have
put on the market \ trial package for
25 cents that 10 truly = "biessing to
those suffering from Eczema. or ANY
other skin or scalp disease. The trial
package consists Of . generous bottle
OF Zemo. . sample cake Of Zemo soap
and 81 page book let. How To pre-
serve the skin"-all can be obtained
for (only) eoc. The nationwide popu-
lArity of Zemo, the high regard in
which 1t 10 held by the profession aud
the thousands upon thousands of casss
!. hA. promptly aud permanently cured
should cause you To come here ~ once
aud get this nsw trial package at 2Sc.
keYali Drug store
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
hair HEALTH
II You Have Scalp or Hair Trouble,
Accept this 0fier.

When we promassyour money
back for the mere a king II Rex
all "93" Hair Tonic does not dc
as we claim it will, you certainly
have no reason for even hesitat-
ing to try it. We do not ask
you to obligate youself in any
way.
We could not afford to so
strongly endorse Rexall ''93"
Hair Tonic and continue to sell
it as we do if it did not do all we
claim. Shonld our enthusiasm
carry US away and Rexall '9c'
Hair Tonic not give entire salts
faction to the users, they would
loose faith in US and our state
ments, and in consequence our
business prestige would suffer.
Therefore when we assure you
that Rexall ''93" Hair Tonic will
promptly eradicate dandruff,
stimulate hair growth and pre-
vent premature badness, you
may rest assured we know what
we are talking about.
We honestly believe that Rex
all "93" Hair Tonic will do more
than any other human agency
toward restoring hair growth
and hair health. It's not greasy
will not gum the scalp or hair or
cause permanent stain. 1t is as
pleasant to use as pure cold
water. 1t comes in two sizes,
prices so cents and 500. Re
member, you can obtain 1t only
at our store, The Rexall Store,
of w. j. Sedberry.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
Shocking Sounds

in the earth are sometimes heard be-
fore . terrible earthquake that warn Of
the coming peril. Natures warnings
are kind. That duh pain or ache in
the back warns you the Kidneys need
attention il you would escape those
dangerous mxladies, Dropsy, Diabetes
or BriRht's disease. Take Electric
Bittera ut once and ses backache fly
and oil your best feelings return. my
son received great benefit from Their
use tor kidney and BLADDER trouble. y
writes Peter Bloudy. South lockwood.
Mich, 1T 10 certainly \ great kidney
medicine" Try it. so cents vt W. J
SedbeYry'a.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
Uncle Bill Says

That a lot of people are like
the groundhog-alway looking
for the shadow,
That man who advertises
his philanthropy isn't laying up
any treasures in heaven.
That preparing for death is a
sad waste Of time.
That little house is always
too big if jealousy is an inmate.
That man is never a failure
as long as he keeps on trying.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Drying preparations simply devel-
op dry catarrh. they dry up the secretions
which adhere to the membrane and decom-
pose. causing a far more serious trouble
than the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid
all drying iuhalants. fumes, smokes and
snufis aud use that which cleanses, soothea
and heals. Ely's Cream Balm viii! master
catarrh or cold in the head easily and
pleasantly. All druggists sell the so cent
size Ely Brothers, &c Warren Street,
New York.
The Balm is used without pain. does not
irritate or cause sneezing. It spreads itself
over an irritated and angry surface. reliev.
ing immediately the painful inflammation.
Ely's Cream Balm contains no cocaine,
mercury nor other harmful drugs,
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
Almost Lost His Life.

S. A. Std. of Mason Mich. will never
forget his terrible exposure to merci.
less storm. ut gave me a dreadful
cold" he writes. "that caused severe
pains in my chest so it was hard fol
me to breathe. A neighbor gave me
several doses Of Dr.. Kings New Dis.
covery which brought great relief. The
doctor said was on the verge of pneu-
monia but to continue with the Dis.
covery. l did 80 and two bottles com
pletely cured me-, Use only this quick
safe, reliable medicine for coughs. colds
or any throat or lung trouble. Price
SOC and 500. Trial bottle free
Guaranteed by w. j. Sedberyy.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Ifyou have dizzy spells. attacks OF
momeutary blindness, with ringing
noises in the ears IL 10 An unfAliug
sign Of = torpid liver; . condition which
brings on sometimes serious sickness
II neglected. Herbins 10 . powerful
liver tonic. 1t puts strength aud &C.
avity into the liver. purifies the bow
lee and restor~s \ feeling Of health and
vigor and cheerfulness. Price SOC.
Sold by W. J. Sedberry.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
How Foolish

To suffer from Skin Diseases Itch.
Eczema Ringworm, etc.. when one Soc
bottle Of Hunts Cure is positively
promptly refunded. Every retail drug
gist in the state stands behind this
guar antes. Ask your druggist and see
the guarantee with each box. You
don't risk anything in giving it = trial.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Tor . sprain you will End Chamber
lain's Liniment excellent. 1t xllsys
the pain. removes the soreness. and
coon restores the parts to = healthy
condition. Is and 50 cent bottles for
sale by Allen UrQubsrt and oil drug
gists.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
First La Grippe, Then Bronchitis

That was tho case with Mrs. W. S.
Bailey. McCreary. Ky. my wife was
taken down with severe attack of ID
grippe which ran into bronchitis. She
coughed A. tho she had consumption
and could not sleep At night. The
first bottle Of Foley's Honey aud Tar
Compound gave her so much relief
that she continued using it until she
Was permently cured"
For sale py Allen Urquhart
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Avoid taking cold il your kidneys
are sensitive. Cold conges,s the kidneys
throws too much work upon them.
and weskens their action. Serious kid
ney trouble aud even Brights disease
may resuIt. Strengthens your kidneys
get rid OF the timely use Of Foley Kid
nsy Pills. Tonic in action, quick in re-
sults. For sale by Allen UrQuhart.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Ghost pains and . dry. hacking
cough should be treated With Ballard 4
hosshound syrup taken internally and
. Herrick's Red Pepper Porous Plaste,
applied 10 the chest Buv the dolla,
sasa Hosehound Syrup; You get por.
QUE plaster free With each bottle. Sold
by ". J Sedh~rry.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
Blamed A Good Worker.

IL blamed my heart for severe dis.
tress in my left side for two years."
writes W. Evans. Dsnville. Va. "but
know now it was indigestion. ~ DR..
Kings New Life Pills completely cured
me-" Best for Stomach, liver and
kidney troubles. constipation, head
ache or debility. csc. 1t " j. Ssd berry q
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
An Epidemic of Coughing

is sweeping over the town. Old and
young alike are affected and the strain
is particularly hard on little children
and on elderly people. Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound is quick safe and
reliable cure for all coughs and colds.
Contains no opiates. Sold by Allen
Urquhart
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Itching OF tho skin anywhere on the
body stops instantly when rubbed with
Billiards. Snow Liniment. One or two
applications cures permanently. Price
26c. Soc and 81 90 per bottle. Sold by
w. J. Sedberry.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
Suffartions for Eora(e Crops.

Se000s ss~ssO ~ sOsOO~
The cultivation of milo maize
and kaffir corn is recommended.
Every farmer in the State OF
Texas, it matters not in
what section he lives, is
advised to raise each year a
moderate amount of milo maize
and Kaffir corn. These are Of
the sorghum family and are
drouth restaurant. They will
wait for the rain and grow and
mature when it comes, while
Indian corn, under like circum-
stances, will die; in point of val
ue as food for all kinds of stock,
in both grain and rOughness,
they will average to be fully as
valuable per acre as Indian corn.
If you had intended to plant
twenty acres of Indian corn, put
five acres of the ground in Kaftir
corn or milo maize and the other
fifteen acres in Indian corn and
uObt Vic lCS uA~o.
General Conditions Of Contest.
The crops in each of the above
classes must be grown on one
plot or tract of land of the re-
quired acreage, on the same
farm, under one management,
and without irrigation, except in
class K.
Competition in each class is
open to men, women, boys and
girls, except in classes B and G
which are limited to boys and
girls under q years OF age on
Jan. /, 1912.
A contestant is not required to
do all the work himself necessary
to produce the crop, but he must
have control and exercise per-
sonal supervision over it.
Contestants qualified to do SO
may enter in any one or all OF
the above classes, and they may
make as many entries in each
class as they choose. Each con.
tenstant must so describe the To-
cation of his land that an inspec-
tor may easily find it.
Full and Regular Reports.
Full and regular reports, on
blanks to be furnished must be
made to the congress by the con
testant on the tirstO Of each month
from March to October inclusive,
and failure to make such reports
for two months in succession will
be considered as notice that the
contestant has withdrawn. A
careful record must be kept OF
how the crop is cultivated, the
cost of seed, RENAL, labor, fertil
izer (if any and every other
item of expense incurred in max
ing it, The contestants per
sonal labor must be calculated a,
the rate of 1Oc per hour, the la
Dor of each horse used at sc pei
hour and each twO-horse load OF
stable manure at 81.
The land upon which the crop
is grown must be measured ir
such way as to be approximate
ly correct.
Exactness In Compliance.
The measurement of the croI
yield in each class must be prov
en- by affidavits of the contest
ants and two disinterested wit.
nesses upon blanks to be furnish
for that purpose.
No application to enter any Of
the contests will be received af
ter April l, 1912.
Every contestant must agree
not to appeal from the decision o.
the committee on awards. but
to accept it's Judgment in every
case as final.
The prizes offered, are free
and there are no fees or charge:
of any kind to be paid by con
testantS.
Texas Industrial Congress,
pv uoprv Eva1) praa
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

On an average the Scotch are
the tallest men in great Britain,
the Irish next. the English third
and the Welsh last.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

A recent discovery in Ireland
indicates the presence Of large
area rich in copper, sulphur and
arsenic.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
A TEXAS WONDER

The Texas Wonder cures kidney and
bladder trouble. removes gravel, cures
diabetes, weak and lame backs, rheu.
matism and oil irregularity Of the kid
neys and bladder in both men and wo-
men, regulates bladder troubles in
children. II not sold by your druggist.
will be sent by mail on receipt Of 500.
One small bottle is two months treat
ment and seldom fails to perfect cure,
Send for Texae testimonials. Dr.. +.
w. Hail, 1926 Olive St, st, Louis. No.
Sold DIV druggists.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Japan's newest battleship also
has become the speediest by the
installation of American turbine
engines and propellers.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

But Slmmons' Liver Purifier 70 de-
sighuuiiy rieasant aud iss action u
thorough Constipation Yields. bi-
hoeeeess so~s. A ,rial ~onslnc~s. In
fe'lov Tia boxes only rs.-a once.
sssd slvsys.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Eighty-four Per cent of Porto
Rico's trade during the financial
year ended June 30, 1911, was
with the United States.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

To promote productive indus.
tries in Manchuria japan has es
tablished a high school of tech
nology at Port Arthur.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

The greatest ocean depte offici.
ally recorded is at Nero Deep,
in the North Pacific, 5,269 faith
Oms, q fathOm being six feet.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Iron has been smelted in
Sweden for more than 1000
years and some of the ancient
furnaces still are in existence.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

An ingenious German baker
utilizes a windmill to mix and
knead his bread as we'll as to
grind his grain into flour.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

A sash lock makes an effective
substitute for a bolt on a door il
the door and casing are flush
with each other.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Pound parties" are the fash
ion in Chicrgo oped air schools,
when ever the class on the aver
age gains a pound in weight.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

The manufacture of cement
has attained eighth rank for
value among the industries Of
the United States.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

Telephone service between
England and Switzerland has
been established over two routes.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15

In Russia last year s..5s re
li9ious books were published.
the editions ag4rcga,lnK S,oss3,
Va.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-02-15
A Beautiful Woman

Must have q beautiful skin. Dr. Bells
Antiseptic Sslve removes pimples,
black hesds. chaps and roughness,
leaving the skin smooth. Try it on
our guarantee.