The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-19

date FIR prisidint fr candydate fr bailiff in tn
Municipal coort is because tn candydatc ir baff
is little more refined in his wurruk Have a
good see-gar. Twas just give me be Woodrow
Wilson.
walk up tn sthreet an sec crowd iv tn
leisure class, small boys an thrucknen, gathered
about TIL back iv dhray Says | to mesilf /:
This is wan iv thin lndyan doctors inthraioocin'
snake root FIR nooralgy. Sometimes they're funny.
I'll stop an listen to him an maybe sec him land
a sucker. But whn get near, 10 an behold, like
as not it's tn prisdn iv III United States tellin'
his aujience that annywan that has liver been to a
chicken fight knows we've got to uphold tn dec-
sions iv tn coorts He makes gr-reat imprissyon
on their minds. Ye can sec that be tn respectful
applause they give him. whistn an sloutin' @,
you Willie an Soak him again, Bill
They've all been TO see me- In til OF DAYS tn
highest customer l got was candydac f'r Judge
or sheriff, but wuddcn't look at tn likes v thin
now. Til boys ar-re standin' around waitn f'r
some wan to dhrop in, whin tn dure busts open
an i'll springs Tiddy Roscnfelt, ordhers round.
offers to shake dice with tn crowd, first flop.
rassleS with longshorcman fr his vote. an gets
it. Misther ex-Prisidint, says l. what ar-rc tn
probabilities iv tn success iv tn gloryous princi-
pies fr which We stand' says [. Chop TIL Pris-
idint Eliot stuff says he We've got tn big fell
low skrn to whisper, he says, an goes out.
He's harry gone whin thin man in a long
coat comes in. think at first he's canvasscr fr
tn Life " Calvin, but he inthrajooces hinsilf as
Woodrow Wilson, an says, Call me Woody; l
like it, ordhers round iv monade. offers to sing
or do jig to show he's good fellow says he's
got horrible headache because he was up till
lliven O'Clock last night playn authors with a
lot " tn boys, an tells us he'd shake hands with
ivry wan prisint ii he hadn't f'rgot his gloves.
lie gives me lthygraf iv himself to paste up in
III front window an goes his way
In little while the prisdnt iv TIL bank down
tn sthreet dhrops in with two statesmen walkin'
a foot or two behind him. Boys says he, ii yc
value yc'cr jobs yell vote FIR wan v these two
men 1t doesn't make much diff renee which
Aycther Harmon, this wan, if | haven't got him
mixed or Underwood, this wan, is good enough
lr me- They ARE both men who have been
thricd an not found wantn anything I didn't
indorse Me candydatcs will now address yc.
Say something, congressman like It's always an
agreeable surprise 10 meet intelligent wulrukin'
men or How close it is in here or something
Ike that Doolcy, take these eight dollars an let
these poor fellows drink thimsilvcs crazy. An
nc goes out bcfurc annywan has time to throw a
chair
hin maybe hear tn horn iv an autymob
outside an Within Randolph Hearst comes i'll in
sIouch hat embroidered with dinons, pullin a
inc old gentleman that looks as though he'd like
TO be home an in bed Fellow prooytaryans,
says Within Fellow sufferers firm the oppres-
SION " capital, this is til sturdy champion v us
on'orchnt suffers in tn struggles " life. he
says J want 10 'nthrajoocc tn fearless frnd iv
~ "rcehcd' tn llon'rablc Champ Clark iv Mis-
sonry speak up, he says, sliakin the future pris-
niht ~ IN United States be TIL sleeve Tell
,cSo eF'my men what yc'er principles ARE says
ne. can ony say says Champ Clark, that |
want tn place. But ! oud sing song about me
dor. he 6.