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Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
NOTICE

Notice Is hereby given that the I'M
dersiEned Intends making application
to the Board Of Excise Commissioners
next meeting, for a license to keen a
hotel with the privilege Of SELLING
malt and spirituous liquors in the CITY
OF Perth Amboy and in the house
owned by Nicholas Verducci. at 40S
Asbury Ave.
Dated Aug. IL, 1912.
MARINO PALISO.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

government wants postottice clerks,
carriers. Perth Amboy examina-
tions coming. Coaching free. Frank
lin Institute, Dept. 233-R., Roches-
ter, N. Y. 8812-7-6-2mo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
AGENTS

Agents Wanted to handle two fast
selling Lodge Articles that every
lodge member wants. Samples pre-
paid for 20 cents. Hester & Co..
651 Northampton ST., Easton, Pa.
1907 5-8-22-3t
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PUBLIC SERVICE TIME

Cars Leave. Sfaen island Earrx:
Fol New Brunswick-6:iO a M. and
steoy ~ minutes until $40 p. m, also
A. 4 s:4o: lo:4o end 11:40 p. m. (Satur-
For Keasby-6:2t q. m, ana every
~ minutes until $50 ?. m. Then svsry
For Rahway-5:6C 9. m. ana sverv 40
minutes until 1870 n M,
sor Hoynton Beach-e:o0 l. m and
every 10 minutes untf> 1880 .. 10.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Agents Wanted to introduce special
line of goods just on the market;
splendid profits. The Cosmos Spe-
cialty Co., 40 Grove Place, East Or
anage, N. j. 10100-8-22-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
Wanted-Newark's largest credit

Wanted-Newark's largest credit
house wants a business producer
to represent them for Perth Amboy
and suburbs. No capital necessary.
Salary and commission to such a
mar should net at least $4,000 per
year. Must give references. Apply
In person or by letter to w. c. Bar
rett, care Of J.. w. Green & Co., 81
81 Market street, Newark N. J..
10093-8-22-7t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

40 FIT. pole, large ball at top. Rea-
sonable price. Inquire Steeple
Jack, "a Fayette st. 10094-8-22-1t
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

For Sale-165 choice lots, 40x100,
Valentine Terrace, at the Spa
Spring station, six minutes to Perth
Amboy. IS trains stop at this sta
ton each day. A demand for 100
houses now; high and healthy; the
most beautiful place in this section,
Valentine Terrace offers every in
ducement for builders and investors.
Address M. G.. Ashley, Woodbridge,
N. j. 9995-8-19-1mo
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

For SaIe-Horse, harness and buggy,
good condition. Apply John Leim-
peter, Port Reading, N. j.
9929-S-15-10t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Wanted-A good reliable man to
take charge of milk route. L. F..
Meinzer, South Amboy, N. j.
9828-S-10-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Wrong Kind Of Man.
More women would probably marry
for money or q title II 1t wasn't for
the kind Of men that usually 60 along.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Young Man with experience wanted
for vegetable stand. Inquire News
office. 9S86-8-13-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
HELP

Wanted-Brick settlers and laborers.
Apply Kreischer Brick Mfg. Co.,
Kreischerville, S. l. 10005-8-19-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Mortgages-First and second bought
and sold. Ellis-Spitzer Realty Co.
Enquire S. Splitter, corner Smith and
State streets. 9S91-S-14 Aft
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
ROOMS TO LET,

Rooms to Let-New flat, 8 rooms.
Rent.$12. Apply $40 New Bruins
wick Ave. 10097-8-22-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

For SaIe-Jersey heifer three years
old. Inquire William Sylvester,
Ernston, near South Amboy.
9846-S-12-10t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
FOR SALE.

For SaIe-5 ten foot clothing tables.
Good condition, cheap. j. j. Har-
rigan, 102 Smith st.
1O115-S-22-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

6 Nc Rooms and bath, all improve
ments. Inquire 335 Madison Ave.
1O114-8-22-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Wanted a first class barber. Inquire
364 Stamford ST., Perth Amboy,
N. J.. 1009b-8-22-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

For SaIe-A first class work horse
will be sold cheap; also harness
and wagon. Brown Bros, Broadway,
South Amboy, N. J..
Q6b2-7-31-t If
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Wanted-Girl to do house work;
small family, light work; German
or Scandinavian preferred. e. L.,
a News. 10055-S-21-2t
Wanted-An experienced Office girl.
Good wages to the right party. Adj
dress R., care News.
1n0O0-Q-onAt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

Wanted-A wash woman at once.
Inquire 1871 Brighton Ave.
1O0Q0 Q % -
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Elegant Rooms for housekeeping In
choice residential section. Inquire
43 Woodruff Place, near water front,
between High and Rector, south of
Gordon. 10099-8-22-1t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
STORES TO LET.
SITUATION WANTS-FEMALE

Danish Girl, just landed, wants po-
sition at anything around the
house. Call at 229 Grant St., Perth
Amboy, N. ]. S-22-3t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

Adverusers-The great state OF
North Dakota offers unlimited oppo--
tunities for business to classified ad-
vertissrs. The recognized advertis-
ing medium 10 the L ago Daily and
Sunday Courter-News, me only seven
day paper in the state and the paper
which carries the largest amount of
classified advertising. The Courier
News overs North Dal-ota like a
blanket; reaching all parts Of the
state the day of publication; it Is
the paper to use In order to get 70
suits; rat IS n ce: FER word first
insertion, one-half . 1T per word
succeeding insertion; fifty cents per
line per month. Address The Courier
News, Fargo, N. D. 6-6-tf.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22

For Sale-One sorrel horse, n pair
young Jersey bred horses, one pair
young mules, all sound and gentle.
Judson S. Reid, MataWan, N. j. r.
F. D. l. 10071-8-21-2t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-22
FURNISHED ROOMS TO LET.

Neatly furnished rooms-Prices rea-
sonable. 100 Gordon st.
1O1O3-S-22-4t
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18

Another charming young hostess has
recently been added to Washington's
official set, Mrs John w. Timmons,
wife of Lieutenant Timmons, President
Taft's new naval AID
Mrs TimmonS was a Miss Fairbanks.
and during her fathers term of office
as vice president in the Roosevelt nd
miniSrration she ably assisted her
mother in doing the social honorS OF
the position. Her elevation to Wash
ington's official circle will cause much
pleasure to her many friends ut the
capitol
Mrs. Timmons is a stunning looking
woman who is always beautifully
gowned and, like her mother. Mrs.
Fairbanks. Is an enthusiastic club
woman and deeply interested in the
new woman movement. She Is remark
ably well informed on all public ques-
tons Of the day.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
DAINTY Rits of Neckwear.

About the newest thing in ueckwear
Is the white velvctecn collar with
square or oval back finished at the
front with two huge buttons covered
with the velvcteen. Cuffs are provided
with the collar but they are sold sep
arately. They, too, have the buttons.
One Of the dAintiest bits of neckwear
Is the flower buckle, the little blossoms
being arranged around wire that
Keeps them in shape A velvet ribbon
threads through the buckle, and 1t Is
worn low down around the bottom of
the stock or ut the top II the buckle Is
very small. The same buckles are used
on ribbons that have long cravat ends
finished with pendent flowers or tas-
sells. Many of the new silk bows are
finished on their mitred or straight
ends with taSSels or fringe.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
The Baby's Bath.

The temperature of the child's bath
varies with its age At birth the water
should be about blood heat, 9G degrees.
This may be gradually reduced TO 10
degrees by the end Of the first month
Baby's bath should always he taken
before breakfast. The child should not
be allowed to froliC about and become
cooled Off before his bath, but should
be popped right from his crib into the
tub. For the first two weeks the baby
should be held on the knees while 1t Is
being washed Then he may be put
into his tub. being removed aS soon MS
possible after he is bathed. He should
be dried Immediately with soft. warm
towel, making sure that every spot on
the little body Is quite dry. A soft
powder OF rice starch is then tlul1ed
on MI over him.
The water I'm the bath should be soft
--rainwntcr II posSihle-and Il delicate
soap with Turkey sponge or light
flannel cloth Is procured for haby's use.
Until after the child Is eighteen
months old the bath should he warm,
At that time the change to n cooler
temperature commences gradually
The mother may try sponging the child
with semi,Cold water, after the regular
warm bath. and in that way work NJ
to the cold bath.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
An Interesting Meeting.

An interesting meeting between two
blind women poets occurred recently
when Miss Fanny Crosby, the famous
hymn writer. and Miss Alice \. Holmes
spent a quarter hour together in Jersey
City. Miss Holmes and Miss Crosby
were students at the New York Insti-
tuition For the Blind when they were
girls, and they discussed school days as
eagerly as IL they had been Vassar or
Bryn Mawr alumnae, Miss Crosby is
ninety-onc years of age and has been
blind since birth. Miss Holmes is Il
few years younger. She lost her sight
through an accident when she was
nine wears old.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
Deeds Of Great Women,

The lady chapel of the new Liver
pool cathedral, which was opened re-
Gently, will be adorned by magniti-
In commemoration of the deeds Of
good women All the famous women
OF the Old and New Testaments are
COMMUNICATED In some way In the
scheme, but perhaps the most interest
Ing innovations are the windows com
memorating the deeds of great women
of recent times The list is as Follows:
Mary Collet and all prayerful wo-
men.
Louise Stewart and all the noble
army of martyrs.
Christina Rossctti and all sweet
singers.
Grace Darling and all courageous
maidens
DR.. Alice Marvel and all who have
laid down their lives for their sisters.
Catherine Gladstone and all loyal
hearted wives.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning and all
who have seen the infinite in things.
Josephine Butler and all brave cham
pions of purity.
Annie Hinderer and all missionary
pioneers.
Margaret Godolphin and all who
have kept themselves unspotted in a
corrupt world
Angela Burdett -Coutts and all al
moncrs of the King of heaven.
Mother Cecile and all women loving
and large hearted In counsel.
Elizabeth Fry and all pitiful women.
Agnes Jones and all devoted nurses.
Queen Victoria and all noble queens.
Lady Margaret Banfort and all pa
tronesses OF sacred learning
Mary Rogers (Stewardess of the Stel-
La and all faithful servants
Ann Clough and all true teachers,
Mary Somerville and all earnest stu
dents
SuSannah Wesley and all devoted
mothers. Presbyterian.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
PUBLIC AUCTION
MRS. DANIEL BENSON

Place. miles southeast of Mineral
Point near the Willow Springs P. NJ.
church and nine miles north of OAR
lington.
Time-The 29th of Jan. at IL o'clock
sharp. Lunch served before sale.
Fifteen good mich COWS due to calve
by first of May. Two heifers, coming
three years old, in calf; four steers.
coming two years old; three heifers.
coming two years old; four yearling
calves
One bay draft horse, s years old,
weighing about 1900 lbs one bay mare,
Z years old; three sucking colts.
% head of eve sheep.
% shoats.
brood sows.
One Plano binder one clean sween
nay loader, two corn sulkias, one John
Deere ridingplow, one John Deere walk
ing pillow, two bob sleds, one truck
wagon, one twelve horse power, one
hay rake.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
A Cap Fastener.

To keep children's caps OF any kind
on and over the ears In cold weather
and also To keep mischievous play
tic on one side, Let II extend around
under the chin to the other side. PUN
cap down to desired place, measuring
your elastic for length.
Allow enough for loop and sew Il
button on the side where you make the
loop. The cap will stay on and stay in
place and Is also much easier TO put
on than 1t would be to slip the cap on
with elastic sewed fast on both sides,
Use buttons the color of the cap II pos
sible.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
LAL-D.
WHY THE T.....-. ;, "a
Also Why the indian Uses Its Wings to
Fan n Fire Into Flame.

also Why the indian Uses Its Wings to
Fan Fire Into Flame.
1.-THE Indians of our country have
n1nAny legends connected with certain
ppeeullar habits or customs prevalent
aamong them IT one should chance To
visit the home of an old Indian he
would perhaps notice n turkey wing
thanging near the fire
This the Indian uses to fan his IRE
Unto flame and make It burn brightly
COR perhaps In the sultry days of sum
amer to fan himself. If asked why he
muses. the turkey wing instead OF the
wing Of any other bird he would no
doubt relate the following story:
MANY years ago the fire of the world
WINS nearly eXtlnguished This hap
opened Just at the beginning Of the win
tier season. The birds of the air were
Chilled with anxiety. for their intuition
told them they would need heat /"
keep them warm through the winter
"A bird council was held. and II was
decided that birds which could fly the
hhighest should soar into the air and
aeee If they could find II spark of fire
aanywhere. The efforts of the eagle,
l;lnrk and raven We're I'm vain, The
hhonor was left to the little brown
sparrow, who spied II spark of fire In
1.-THE hollow OF IN old stump in the
hheart OF II deep forest
THE birds locked around the stump
aand tried to decide who should pick
1.-THE spark out But all their efforts
wwere In vain To their dismay they
ssaw the spark growing smaller and
ffAinter The turkey then volunteered
ito try to keep the tiny coal alive by
flaming II with his wings, Day after
ddny the turkey kept tanning, The heat
Abecame greater each day until the
ffeathers were singed off the turkey
hhead. If one notices carefully he will
Bsee Jumps on the head of turkey that
appear as blisters
1t is believed that the turkey was sc
BADLY burned that all turkeys sine,
hhave had bald heads and wear thu
hblisters as n momento of the bravery
eof the turkey, The faithful turkey los
hhis beautiful feathers. but he CAV,
hback fire to the world, so in his honor
aand as a memorial OF his faithfulnes'
1.-THE Indian uses the turkey wing I,
Gmake his fire burn.-Red Man,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
To Shape Baby's Ears.

When there is any danger of baby's
ears growing out 1t is II good plan TO
let him wear ut night small open
work bonnet of cambria or nainsook.
which will help to keep the ears dat
Care should be taken that II is not In
the least tight and so prove uncomfort
able for the little sleeper
When making strings for the baby's
bonnet work buttonholes In the ends
and sew tiat buttons to the inside OF
the cap. Then the strings may be eas.
fly changed when needing 10 be washed
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
WALDWICK.
By LULA BUCKINGHAM



Frank Campton had the misfortune
to break his leg Wednesday evening
while jumping out of a sled. The
patient is doing as we'll as can be
expected.
About thirty six people gathered at
the home of George Harker Saturday
evening an enjoyed an oyster supper.
All present report fine time.
The festival was largely attended and
was a great success. The proceeds
were ST..
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Buckingham of
Mineral Point spent Wednesday even
ing with Clara Buckingham.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. L. Roger and family
moved to Mineral Point last week
where they will make their future
home.
Mr. and Mrs Geo. Terrell and Mr..
and Mrs Samuel Terrell were the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Cockings
Thursday.
Leona Short of Mineral Point is
visiting her brother William Short.
George Ferrell and wife of Darling
ton are visiting here.
While Hugh Kinney was warming
up his gasoline engine it exploded and
he was badly burned about the face
and hands.
Jessie James is visiting his aunts
Mrs Chad Harker and Mrs. George
Harris a few days.
Mr. and Mrs. James Pile and wife
returned home to Floyd, S, D., Friday
after several weeks visit here.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
Experiment Association to Hold
Grain Exhibit.

Prizes amounting to about 1000 are
offered for displays of seed grains ex-
hibited at the meeting of the Wisconsin
Agricultural Experiment Association to
be held at the College of Agriculture of
the University of Wisconsin, January
26-27.
This will be the greatest show of pure
bred grains in America, according to
Prof. R. A. Moore, secretary of the
association. Both days of the meeting
will be filled with addresses by men of
experience in growing and selling pure
bred grains The question of coopera-
ton of county orders of the association
for lettering rural communities will
be made feature of one of the sessions.
Programs are being sent out by the
secretary, Prof. R. A Moore. Madison
Wis.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
Points
for
Mothers
Fayorite Furs For Children.

Favorite Furs For Children.
Strangely enough, baby lamb is one
Of the favorite as well as one of the
best looking furs for children's coats.
being equally suitable for all ages from
five years up. They are usually fash
toned in straight lines and self trim
med. Ermine Is beautiful with the
lamb; but, sadly enough it is much
more appropriate for the matron, al
though ermine by itself. small collar
with muff, is always smart for chill
dren.
For small children the fur coat
means a risk Of taking cold. although
1t Is usually so "cunning'' that it Is not
to be wondered that mother is tempted.
1t Is too warm. however, for the active
child. Velvet of all kinds is in high
favor for suits, dresses and coats. even
the figured weaves being brought into
the running.
An attractive model designed for a
girl Of twelve Is made with a diagonal
fastening up the front, sleeves that are
cut in one piece with the body and the
whole outlined with black fox. There
Is no collar, but the neck Is cut high,
with only narrow point IN front ana
the fox edging for finish. At the
lower edge the left fastens over the
right side after having been cut to "A
rounded point that leaves it several
inches shorter than the other side 1t
fastcns with three bone buttons ranged
along the edge instead OF one above
the other
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
JONESDALE
Received too late for last week.
By ELIZABETH LEY.


Miss Mary Sweeney of Yellowstone
visited her cousin Mile Girardin here
Thursday, she was on her way to
Freeport where she will remain for
some time.
Jacob Luxem had the misfortunate to
| cut his hand badly Thursday.
A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
At the John Ley home Wednesday
evening, Jan. 3, crowd of young
folks gave surprise to Edward Ley, it
being his birthday. The evening was
spent in dancing after which supper
was furnished by Erwin and Willie
Shackley. Those who attended were:
George Ley, Roy, Lena and Fred Blotz,
Frank, Robert and Mary Weier,
Margaret, Mamie and James Ryan,
Jimmie, Katie and Nellie Burns, Eddie,
James and Clara Leonard, Maude
Gerardin, Gilbert and Clara Hittesdorf,
Agnes Casey, Marie, Eudell and Leo
McCarville, Edward Cassidy, Joseph
McGinnity, Mr.. and Mrs. Will Treweek
and Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Duncan, Roy
and Leo Burke, Pardon Reyes John
McCaulley, Frank Weier, Lillian
Burns, r. J. Carter. All reported a
good time and one that will be re-
membered by all.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
Discuss Farm and Home at
Country Life Meet.

Farmers of Wisconsin are being
urged to attend the Second Wisconsin
Country Life Conference to be held at
the College of Agriculture of the Uni
versity of Wisconsin. February 12.
The farm and the farm home are to be
the keynotes of the program. The
country school, the country church, the
country bank, and rural festivals are to
be considered only as they relate to
farmers and farming communities.
Programs are now being sent out.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
! Laymen's Missionary Convention.

"A program of the Platteville District
gJaaymen's Missionary Convention to be
held at the First Methodist Episcopal
cehurch, Fennimore, Wis, January 22
aAnd %, is before us. The opening pro-
gram will be presented Monday eve
nning followed by morning, afternoon and
eeyening exercises on Tuesday. A num-
bber of very prominent speakers will
address the convention, among them
bbeing: DR.. P. M. Buck, of India; Dr.
e. II. Richards. of Africa; Rev. w. c.
LLongden, of China; Rev. d. Clancy, of
India; Rev. w. II. HOLSTER, of India !;
DIR. J. c. Floyd, of New York; DR.. II.
H. Canright, of India; DR.. f. b. Cald-
well, of China; Dist. Supt. Bauchop, Of
FPlatteville. The men of the entire dis
ttrict are invited to attend the conven-
ttion at Fennimore.
The Fennimore people are very kind
Jy providing entertainment for the con-
gvention.
THE district has been divided into sub
districts and at each of these the plan
as to have mems supper to be ad-
ddressed by several speakers, among
Whom will be included one or more of
the above mentioned missionaries. In
conforming with this plan, the Metho-
dist Episcopal church Of this city will
1hold a mems supper at the church on
"Wednesday evening, Jan. 81, at $50
O'Clock. All the men Of the church and
congregation, ID years old and over, are
cordially invited to attend. Further an
announcement will be made next week.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
Teach Children to Think.

One of the new ideas upon education
Is that children should be encouraged
to think more and to leave dry facts
alone 1t Is said. too, that we cram II
lot OF facts down the minds of our
children ana do not give them an op.
portunity to use their brains. This new
idea in education says that we must
take children oftcncr out into the
woods to let them discover things for
themselves We should let them watch
the habits Of insects aud animals and
the ever varying phases of nature. w"
should let both boys and girls STUDY
mechanical organism or things TINT are
N daily use III DIR big cities. For In
stnnce, II boy or even girl who hap
pens to be in the vicinity of an auto
mobile when 1t breaks down might by
intelligent observation learn great
deal about the makeup OF one of those
modern conveynnces If let alone to
watch the machinist go about adjust
ing the difficulties. says an exchange.
A very much disgruntled little girl
was overheard saying to her father and
mother, who had dragged her away by
the hand when she ran with her broth
er to watch n man In the roadside who
was fixing his auto; "Oh, you let John
ME stay and look all he wants, but you
chase me away. | like to look at til,
man fixing things too" Which shows
that little girls sometimes want to in
yagtipatn
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
a Cook In Need,

Husband-"Dd the cook you hired
s,show up?" Wife-"No. Wasn't 1t for
eliminate? Another one rang our bell
bby mistake, looking for Mrs, Gillet,
L next door, and I've kept her instead"
----Harper's Bazaar
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
A Cat.Nlp.

Harold had rescued the family cat
t.from the well, Covered with green
0moss and water, he rushed to his
another with the declaration Ma,
G got the cat out by the stem!'-Chris-
q tian Advocate.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1912-01-18
Business Forms.

you say that picture has Rem.
/ brandt's signature?" Well" replied
AMr. Cumrox, Il don't remember ex-
Gactly what the picture dealer said.
F Perhaps Rembrandt didn't actually
ssign It. Maybe he only Endorsed it,