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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

again nit der fairst Saturday vich con-
tains half holiday. BY ChOve! II is a nice
idea to watch yum Of dose fellows swear
Sometimes. Max. | vunder VOt is der use
to make bad habits In der mind und den
use der same mind TO promise yourself
you WON'T make dem any more. Dit you
recomember Gust Horstman, vich he used
to keep der leedle grocery store on Co
lumbus avenue, near der fire engine
Sure" set spiegel.
Und set TO SpIcgol: We'll. l haf 1t In
der memory ven Gust falrst began to
swear You know. Max. swearing is vun
u der most useless accompltshmentings
vich efer used mans voice to show it,
self off. \ sensible man has no more use
for swear words den a fish has for an
umbrella. Veil. anyway, Gust began der
idea to swear. yum day on street car ven
a stout chentlemans stepped t'oughtfully
on his foots. Gust Tcsponsed TO der fat
mans attentions init a slight upward
cherk Of der head vile at der same time
der word Dammitall" slipped from be
hl'iu t'i' hN'N P's'eN tS'ii INT IL SHbH'
kissing sound Dis vas der fairst fatal
step. In annuder week Gust vas able to
use de- same word mitouid der help of
fat man on his foots In a cubble of
weeks he began der translation into Engs
fish Of all der CheTman oaths from der
time der fairst rObber baron discofered
der Rhine down to der night ven der sol
der chabbed Bismarck nit a bayonet bv
mistake. 1t got so bad. Max. dot IL you
yust set VIE gents. to Gust il took him
four oaths, nine swear words ind eighteen
dsmmits before he could answer. Sim
lich.' ! set Ply him vun day, Gust. der
inside OF your 1ead must LOOK like a sui
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

and requires the utmost exaetitude OF
observation and the keenest power Of
analysis.
American and European astronomers
were not long In discovering the two
principal mathematical terms by means
Of which the variation could be repre-
scented. But there was something else
which they did not discover. although
Dr. kimura did. lie found that there
was another influence acting TO produce
the irregular motion of the axis which
had not previously been detected.
At first no one would believe him. They
sGld that his observations were Incorrect.
or that his instruments were imperfect.
or that he was the dupe Of deception.
But Or. Klmura knew exactly what he
was about, and exactly how to prove the
accuracy Of his work. lie convicted his
critics OF having themselves overlooked
something which was apparent enough
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10
Understanding Smokerettes
By MARIE CORTHoPE.

\ budding essayist, hard put for a
theme. rises to inquire DO Our Drsmat-
lists Understand Women" and then pro-
ceeds to establish to his own satisfaction
that they do not or they do. or whatever
was in his mind and when he failed to
convey to his readers.
OF course, it is one Of the stock themes,
and novelists or poets or plumbers could
have been substituted for dTamatists with
out particular let or hindrance TO the
cssayist's efforts. II is the Eternal
FEMININE" the Mystery Of the Ages, ~
he same today. yesterday and tomorrow,
until the day Of the real emancipation Of
women from the stupid thraldom Of living
up to a tradition arrives.
Why. even the poor things themselves
through years of preaching and drilling
have come to believe that they are some
Thing strange and apart from the rest
Of creation, and even when they write
about ore another. they try TO under
stand" women in drawing their characters
and-fan.
Do our dramatlsts understand women?
! should say not. The bIoodless, tempera-
mental creatures they put on the stage
simply mimic mimies or else are buffOons
Of an impossible farce.
But what is there about women to un-
derstand? Are they not cleatures Of
flesh and blood trying to live up to their
part in the scheme OF things? Why try
TO understand them? Just treat them
naturally, deal with them as you woui1
with your fellows. give them credit for
having the same interests. the same Joys
and scrrows as yourself. and the riddle
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

ing or bOtherinS either of them. And
Grey Eyes forgot the wheels that would
not turn and the puppy that wouldn't
/ play. and his mother forgot all the mean
| little frets that were drawing cruel lines
on her tired face, and in just a minute
or two Grey Eyes and his mother were
laughing so hard that they had TO stand
| right still and laughed II out.
There were so many funny things about
| the Run Away river. il, was so delight
| full to get away. 'B-r-r-r-r-r" II sang
so this Is the way IL looks our here In
the sun. No wonder the birds are always
singing about 1t. Come on, everybody
here's a hill. let's run down IT," And
away went the Run Away river down
down, down at least six billy blocks
carrying everything in in noisy way
with 1t.
And bye and bye, when the river stop
ped running away. Grey Eyes and the
mother kept right on-they were running
away that day and they weren't going to
come back even II the river did get tired
- d stop.
Come Grey Eyes" said the mother.
wen keep right on" and so they did.
They went to a great gray park where
the gray leaves lay In soft heaps. where
the winds had swept them. and they
scutfed up the leaves and laughed and
laughed, and they found a tall tree with
hole in the trunk where something
fuzzy with bright, black eyes, lived.
Come on out. Fuzzy wuzzy," cried
Grey Eyes into the hole, but Fuzzg
Wuzzy hid and wouldn't come out at all.
He doesn't know us well enough" said
Grey Eyes.
That must be IT," said the mother.
And when they were tired they hailed
street car and rode and rode and
rode, and they made up tales about
everyone In the car and told them to
each other very softly.
And when they came TO the end Of
the road they climbed upon a high stool
and sat at counter and ate strange
and wonderful things. And when they
got home the red sun was setting In the
illumined west
Wherever have you been" cried
everyone when Grey Eyes and his mother
Nhh'DfA hapPllSE hp AhH steps at luliits
Grey Eyes looked at his mother and his
mother looked at Grey Eyes.
We ran away with the river" they
both said together, and that was all
they would ever tell about their won
6erful day.
What was Ii | was 50 fretted about
this morning." said the mother Of Grey
Eyes. Let's see: no, 1t wasn't that nor
that. Oh. yes. Why, what nonsense.
must have been half i'll. The next time
get TO fretting over nothing I'm going
to take Grey Eyes and go out and find
a Run Away river, and run away with
ii, and see the great, happy world. and
forget. And | believe she kept her word
wonder II 1t wouldn't do all Of us
good to run away, either with or without
the river, once in a mhile.
I'm ging to try it and see.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

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An right" said Grev Ewes in n brand
now voice And in loss time than n takes
to tell n Grcv Eyes and the mother were
optdoors .ssa f..s.. .
They were Scarcely outside the house
,,han so,,o,h,ny banneped
.wb.t,s mai noiseg,, said Grey Eyes
.It sounds like the river we used to hear
in the mountains last summer. "wbv. il
e. a ir,ver--, real river--rIpht here IN the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

of the ages will be solved so quick that
the only wonder will be that it ever was
a riddle.
But on the old false premise there is
always some burning question about
women, and just now it is Shall women
smoke The answer is No" But the
same answer applies to all mankind.
There is no known reason why men,
starting in youth, should foul their bodies.
shatter their nerves and spoil their diges-
tons by using tobacco. No man is the
better for 1t, nor for the use OF other
drugs or stimulants. And women stand
upon exactly the same grounds.
What right then, have men to grave1y
ask: Shall our women smoke and
then discuss the question academicalIy as
though smoking was some high-glyeu
prerogative Of the male sex? Such an at
titude spells them a lot Of ounces. Ger
tainly if women are silly enough to wish
to ape the men, not in one Of their many.
many virtues, but in one Of their petty
vices, by all means let them do it.
Smoke. my sisters. smoke TO YOUR
+taA = NV'4teIt' tltHtI III DoudoiT or pub
lie place. for 1t is your right as much as
Il Is that Of man. and the only reason
against you is that man is trying to
understand you and does not give YOU
credit for understanding Yourself If
necessary. become smokettes. just like
many OF your sex have turned suffra-
gettes' battle for your rights in fierce
clouds OF cigarette smoke and under the
banner Of the coupon and the cork tin
puff on to victory.
Understand you? Why, they haven,
even been Introduce
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10
By Tad

tAfAAAt iAtidtaAE w hthAihNifaAt AAAaA WIS
right. ami that their own observations
embraced the mysterious phenomenon.
although they had not been acute enough
TO discover IL.
The astronomers had adopted for a
measure Of the variation OF latitude at
any point IN longitude the mathematical
preston was cos Ion. -I- y sin Ion. Il z.
preston was cos lon.- sin lon. IL z.
The discovery Of this - has given DIR.
Kimura scientific Immortality.
To explain II In simple form, II means
that TO the sources Of variation previously
known another must be added. which Is
represented automatically by the term
- This is now generally ascribed 20
an annual oscillation Of the center u
inertia Of the earth. having a total swing
OF eight or ten feet. The delieaey OF the
observations needed 10 detect II is almost
Understandable. and yet enormous con-
sequences to science may result from the
discovery
To show how link after link makes up
the chain Of science. IL is interesting to
HbNlNt kHhA Aiit latest VI kho
motion Of the north end OF the earth's
axis proves that during the whole of last
year the pole was swinging In a circle
outside that which It had pursued In 1909.
and that IN June. 1910. II had got farther
from Its mean position that II has ever
been known to 10 before. Now, previous
experience has shown that after q wide
excursion Of this kind the pole Is apt TO
swing in rather suddenly toward Its
average place, and many have believed
that these sharp changes in the direction
OF the motion are attended with more or
less violent disturbances OF the Internal
rocks Of the globe. II this Is correct.
when the north pole starts toward the
center Of the circle again there may be
an outbreak Of earthquakes.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

unused piece OF clush slid him from undel :
himself und he sat rapidly down on der
vet pavement NIT a sharp crash. In ali
my eggsperience, Max, meier before dit
hear such a collection of verbal gaso-
lene eggsplosions Dam der nation' he
set. Dam der rivers! dammtal. l doas'd
care so much dot l hat muddy trousers
but. dam der nation, now got to Wait till
next New Years before l can swear off
again" Now | esk You, Max, ain'd such
der limit
"Surer' set Spiegel
D. DINKELsPIEL,
Per George V. Hob.rt
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

END iN0lN A6ACk-
FLIP, THEN ! DO
p SAND JIG ON A
STAG < WIRE, ANn
HOLLOW WITHA
5 WO Rp NALLoNM
hcTTHfN lEAT
. LlTDLtEiRE.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

SURE IN A RtGUAE
ACTOR Do TWENT>
ACTS a OAf. FlH
I co M & ON ANO
DO A S TRAIGAT
Don 6. For AN
sNcos e | CLOG
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

of n medal by the
Imperial Academy
Of Japan to the as
tronomer. Or. XII
mura.
For some twenty
years past the as
Economical world
has been intensely
Interested. as well
as greatly puzzled.
by the phenomenon
known a. variation
" latitude, which
arises from a wab-
bling u the earth =
axis. II furnishes
one Of the most re-
cOndlte subjects
with which modern
science has to deal.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

Ind | set to Spegcl. Well. Max. |
suppose IL you made such nice leCdle
bunch Of goot resolutions nit der New
Year alretty. yes?'
Sure" set Splegcl
IND set TO Spiegel: such is an idea
vlch appeals mostly to dose init a hesi-
tating chin You know, Max, ven man
has to wait till a complete holiday like
New Years to stop doing someding yich
does him no goot he chenerally starts up
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

"A reg 0iar pllsFilil-
age before they
came back.
This Is how il all
happened: Grey
Eyes was rather
bored with his lit
tie red wagon; the
paint wasn't as
bright as 1t might
he and one of the
wheels wasn't act
ing just right. The
puppy was sick or
something: anyhow
he wouldn't play.
and Grey Eyes felt
chat % tha urhpta
the world was
not quite what
he had been led to
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10
The Runaway River
by WINIFRED BLACK.

Grey Eyes and his mother went for a
walk the other day. 1t wasn't intended
TO be a very long walk when they
started. but, dear me. It turned out TO be
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10
The Japanese z
By GARRETT p, sERvIss.

A striking proof OF the falsity Of the
charge which Is frequently made that the
new Japanese civilization Is only san
deep. and Is simply initiative. is furnished
nv IA rnnnnt nMnrn
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-10

A S SOON AS 4
VA SRI UP | MAKE
VP AGAIN AS a
DARBY AMP PLAY
TWENTY MINUTES
Of UNCLE TOM
! WIN D UP As EVA
AND 60 TO HEAVEN.
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-01-03
POLITICAL RUMoRs
START WITH NEW YEAR

a1---.r4s - NM WI NEW EAF0
Atlanta, Jan. 2.-Though politics
will be quiescent in Georgia until the
late String, far off rumbles are al
ready heard. Two more names are
mentioned for the arena in August. w.
IS. West of Valdosta, former presi-
dent of the state senate, is being
urged by his friends to make the
race for governor; while Judge w. R.
Jones of Meriwether, chairman of the
general judiciary committee of the
house, may oppose 7. S. Fielder in the
race for the attorney generalship,
Judge Jones has been regarded for
a number of years past as an eventual
candidate for the attorney generals
office.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-07-12
LIBERTY RIDGE.


Miss Maud Medill from ILL.,, is visit
ing with her parents.
A splendid sermon was preached
here Sunday by Rev. Kingsley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell spent Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. Virgin.
Two charming young ladies from
Canon City, are visiting Miss Faye
Littell.
About one hundred and sixty people
attended the picnic on Big Sandy the
fourth OF July. Everybody had q
good time in spite of the wind and rain.
Mrs Walworth, niece Margaret and
Miss Alice Sears, visited Mrs. Ram
say, Saturday.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-07-12

Bryan declining to accept the
overtures held out to him by
Parker and his gang of Wall
Street hyenas. Swept the world
with applause and in one minute
inspired a confidence in hi 8
integrity. honor, fidelity and his
loyalty to the people and TO the
principles Of Bryan, that il. was
ever the happy fortune of any
man to enjoy. When Governor
Wilson dictated the message,
and at a time when he knew it
might mean defeat at the hands
of the predatory powers, the
whole world knew as soon as its
contents was made known that
it proceeded from a heart filled
with the courage Of his convict
ions, and that it at once and for
ever set at defiance the threat of
the New York delegation to stay
with Clark if he didn't desert
Bryan and ratify the action of
the national committee in select
ing Parker for temporary chair
man. Woodrow Wilson was be-
ing tried in the fire. His loyalty
to the people was given its sever
est test. What would h e do. :?
The convention did not have long
to wait. He said it quick. /
will stand with Bryan in the de-
fence of my countrymen against
the money trusts and from this
position the convention can de-
eide wheather I am right or
wrong and I am perfectly willing
to accept at their hands a verdict
based on the honesty Of their
convictions.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-07-12
SUNNY SIDE.

]. L. Ambrosier and wife were at
Cheyenne Wells last Saturday, on
business.
Mrs. John Wyant and Mrs. Will
Fay ate farewell dinner with Lillian
Bogert last Sunday.
Mrs. Sherman Smith left Saturday
for an extended visit with her parents,
at Abilene, Kansas.
A letter from Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Ambrosier at Mountain Home, Inaho,
state that they are having fine time
visiting their daughter and family.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-07-12
Ratify Wilson. Nomination /.

Ratify Wilson's Nomination /.
On last Saturday night Demo-
Gratis from all parts of the. state
gathered at the auditorium in
Denver, with one universal ac-
cord and one grand harmonious
voice ratified the nomination of
Woodrow Wilson for president.
Charles w. Franklin. John T.
Botlom. Gov. .Shafroth, Gov.
Thomas. Coy. Alva Adams and
other prominent speakers en-
Unused the crowd with an ortory
that inspired confidence, and
sealed the faith of the Colorado
democracy to Woodrow Wilson
in the most sacred and. most
enduring bondA.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-07-12
.uAlah PACIEIc IlME ClRl
Eat Less Flies

Eat Less Flies
A few warm days and our old
friend and worst enemy has made
himself numerous. The fly pops
up by the millions. We don't
like the fly, although he seems to
to be the friendliest creature on
earth. He says nothing to you,
but pets you incessantly. How
ever, his habits are very distaste-
full to the investigator and his
manners are very rude to the
peaceful citizens.
Flies have been marked by
flour paste in the kitchen and
followed a mile to a foul stencil
pond. then back to the table of
an eating house, all in the short
space of one-half day. Tests
have been made. and pure cul-
lures of typhoid fever germs
grow from fly tracks on the cul-
ture medium.
We have too many chances to
get infection from the fly to just
ify us in being negligent as to
his whereabouts. He goes to
the slaughter house or the stag
anant pond the more foul the
better he likes them-then back
for dessert on the first table he
happens to spy and after lies
ureiy walking over the butter,
pie, lettuce, eggs, meat. etc., he
unthinkingly drops into the coffee
or crerm where he is brushed off
or picked out. What he left goes
into your stomach or mine. He
may have left one typhoid germ
or he may have left a hundred,
and you and have swolled them.
"Well' you say, Il have never
had the typhoid. fever" Granted
you may have eaten a thousand
flies and had no bad effects, bnt
one straw broke the camel's
hack. Not the first one but the
last one, and the next fly that
you eat may be the one that
causes typhoid fever, or some
other infectious disease. Then
why eat flies anyhow? they are
not especially good unless the
appetite is depraved. Why have
the fly on the table? 1t is not
necessary. Man is supposed to
have more brain than the fly and
if he will use that brain the fly
would have a hard battle for ex-
istance, The fly cannot live on
lime, creolin, lysol, formaldehyde
or a dozen other antiseptics. So
disinfect the cess pool, the slop
barrel, the stable cleanings, and
the breeding and growing places
of the fly are spoiled. Then the
fly trap. screens, the ''swatter, .
and any conceivable mode of des-
truction at command to EXTERN
mate Mrs. Fly, and every human
pulling toward the end Of fly des-
truction and the fly is practically
q thing ef the past, and the COM
fort, say nothing of the health
obtained, is worth tha expence
and trouble.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-07-12
Governor Tohmas R. Marshall
ofIndiana as Vice. PRESIDENT.

VI AA0AoAAo 40
Never in all the history of the
democratic party has there ever
been made a nomination for its
president that has met with such
universal and unbounded ap-
proval from the masses, the rank
and file of people in every walk
of life, in evey party, religion.
call and profession, as that of
Governor Wilson, when the whole
United States, through their re-
spective representative delegates
on the 46th ballot of the great
convention at Baltimore under
the happy leadership of William
]. Bryan, threw their prefiential
difference to the four winds, and
in one grand immovable al
malgamation of universal con-
sent, united on Woodrow Wilson
as the best and most desirable
man in the party to preside over
the destinies of his country for
the next four years, begging
March 4th, 1918.
No convention ever closed in a
happier frame of mind than this
one, when the delegates from
everywhere worn out with fight
ing Wall Street. the special priv
ilege corporations and the money
trust, welded together into one
great common chain the links of
duty and reason united in uni
versal harmony, on the one man
for president, who not only dared
too, but eagerly embraced the
the opportunity to avail himself
of the chance to send William J.
Bryan that famous telegram de-
nounceing the Ryan, Morgan,
Belmont syndicate of wax figures
and also stated in it, that he did
MT want the nomination if ithad
to come to him through the
hands of such people as were in
possession, of the New York del
egation of ninty votes. He would
not accept the nomination at the
hands of a convention that was
controlled or influenced by such
a gang of wolves as that in
charge of the representatives of
wall street and who tried to force
Alton B. Parker the most detest-
,.able political hireling and wall
street briggand thatever scuttled
the confidence of friend, beni-
factor. or the people. Wilson
knew Parker, and knew that he
only wanted an opportunity by
his connection with the conven-
ton to betray the people into the
hands of Wall Street. Wilson
wasn't to be eau ght by any such
bait as ninty votes from Ryan,
Morgan, and Belmont. He was
for the people all the time. and
il the people had to lose, he want
I'd to lose with them. Wilson
knew that Bryan was right and
stood flat-footed on the same
plat form with him on every
question in which the people
was an issue.
Goxernor Wilson's telegram to