The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-03

OF sincere social reformerS.
1t ought I'd be vital enough to bring
all mankind together and hold it in
common interest.
By governmental statistics we learn
that SO per cent of the children of
school age in the United States fail to
attend school. Let Pensacola see how
she compares with the average and
work to get into the front ranks.
Champ Clark makes & good speaker
Of the house and Underwood a house
leader, and far be it from us to say
Woodrow Wilson will not make a good
president. After a little team work
they ought to be the greatest aggre-
cation the American people have ever
gotten together.
Mrs. Elizabeth Thompson, who
writes for The Journal about Heart
and Home Problems is no friend of
the contributors to this page-she says
kissing ought to be discouraged.
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The man who tries to write uni
verse-shaking editorials and answer a,
telephone call for the latest Baltimore
ballot" every half minute can't make
much progress in shaking the universe
Montgomery Advertiser.
Most lawyers are colonies and some
few are lawyers.
Wives are seldom willing to com
promise or to make it unanimous.
An angry sparrow is said to~have
killed prosperous farmer in West
Virginia last week. And it wasn't a
bird with rare plumage, either.
Which reminds us that jaybirds were
never prettier.
The forty houn' dawgs which were
taken to the convention may tuck their
tails and hike to Missouri-they have
been shown.
Is everybody happy, happy?
Some Of those delegates who pro-
fessed to be progressives progressed
mighty slowly toward the Wilson
bandwagon.
The colonel says he wasn't con-
cerned. but we've quit keeping account
Of the number he has told.
A New Yorker has located his collar
button in his lungs. Have looked
everywhere else for one we lost and
II Is yet at IdFSe.
If William Howard does not want 10
resume his law practice he might pur-
chase land enough in West Florida to
begin truck farming. It is better than
being president, anyway.
Big times at Bayview tomorrow on
the safe and sane order.
A woman is as young as she can
make you believe.
When the West Florida Press Asso-
citation meets in Cottondale the edi-
tors may discuss the ways and means
Of the nomination.
Men would look aIoft oftener if they
didn't insist upon wearing silk ones.
Eight years of Wilson.
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| Smiling is a most pleasant occupa-
ton after you once get the habit.
|
Not knowing whether Mrs Wilson
/ is jealous person we RETAINED from
/ saying 1t beforehand, but it is a faci
that all of the brown eyed beauties
were pulling for Woodrow
Could hear the Democratic donkey
! braying down this fart was de-
/ hBulIul news TO MIN.
La Toilette told it to the colonel II
such way that he could not be mis-.
! understood at all.
Roosevelt will probably move Il
make it unanimous today.
Cone Johnson was in his glory yes.
terday and Jackson Johnson viii
take home the bacon" on tomorrow
There was more whiskey in Balti.
| more than in Chicago, but we natural,
believe most of the Democrats were or
the water wagon and refused to drinL
! the stuff.
Win with Wilson"
And the Cone Johnson South Al
lantic League delivered the goods FOL
Wilson.
Tampa claims its union station is ,
peach. Ours has been a lemon for ,
long time, but the dear old L. & n. i.
now building us one of the finest il
the south.
No wire from Mariana reports
Hayes Lewis dead from over-io a
the convention news. but it is useless
to say he is the happieSt man il
| America or Alabama either