The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-11
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Expensive bunch of buns" said
Detective Mallet, eying ten "vags'
arrested during the night. Figur-
ing $1,000 a day as the cost of
running the police department,
each of the ''vags" represented an
outlay of $500, Mallett said.
NEW YORK-'Lifc with hin,
was too monotonous. II he had
only given me kick now and then
or sworn at me, could have stood
It," Such was the complaint OF
Mrs. Hazel Hirsch, whose husband
divorced her for desertion.
MONTERREY, Cal.-"They gotta
quit kickin' that song around
say Monterey citizens after hear
ing the local Champ Clark quar-
tette mangle out Missouri's fav-
orite hymn Just before daybreak.
SYRACUSE, n. Y. - Angus
Rose invented a new anaesthetic
but was too kind hearted to try
Ii ON the dog" He took some him
self. He's dead.
WELLESLEY, Mass. - Don't
kiss one another in public. It's
awful to see a woman doing a
mans work." Is one of the don't"
instructions given the Wellesley
college girls.
LOS ANGELES - Someone's
got my baby goat complained
John Berner to the police, "and
the doctor says no other milk
would be safe" he explained.
Sergeant Reynolds detailed two
detectives on the trail of the dim
ner.
BLOOMFIELD, N. J.-Thirteen
sat at dinner at the home of Leo
pold Block. near here. Within a
few hours Ernest Bloom, the last
guest to arrive, was dead of heart
failure.
SAN FRANCISCO-Police to-
day are securing the country in
an effort to trace robbers who,
SCATTERING a plate glass door in a
down town store, obtained nearly
$4,000 worth of furs.
LOS ANGELES, Cal.-Taft re-
publicans were scheduled to meet
late today to align their forces for
the coming campaign. Colonel
Charles M. Hammond. brother-in-
law of Colonel Roosevelt, was an
nounced as speaker at today's
meeting.
SAN ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
tives of the four warning high
binder tongs today are parties to
an agreement calling for perpetu-
al peace. The tongmen were
locked up in the meeting room of
the six companies, surrounded by
the police and not allowed 10
leave the room until they had sign
ed the peace pact.
BERLLN--King George of Eng
land today is being acclaimed as
an inventor, having, through his
the German crown prince,
taken out patent for a coal-sav-
ing range.
VIENNA-FrOm Lemans comes
4 T., ,t1 ne khn nftrfnl aunt fnnnnr
off the wrong house.
The court foreclosed on a house
and it's contents. The auctioneer
got the wrong residence.
PARIS-Count Tittoni, italian
to France, now In
Rome on sick leave, will not re-
turn to Paris. He made himself
at the time of the
difficulties over the
seizure of French steamers In the
and is suspected of
anti-French sentiments.
NEW YORK-Kartoom, the big
elephant in the zoo at the Bronx.
has taught himself to dance and
steps 1t off with great satisfaction
when a tune he likes is played but
yrunts disgust when 81 Want a
Girl" or some such air he dislikes
8 played.
ST. ANTHONY, Ida.-Fifteen
head of fine elk were taken out
If the Jackson hole country and
delivered to the Wallowa county
'orest in Oregon by the govern
nent.
LOS ANGELES-William Riley
a challenge for friendly
LIST fight with August Sorensen
md was knocked down. Angered
ne pulled gun and shot three
lines, missing Sorensen but fatal
y wounding Charles Olson, a by
SANDER.
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