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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
PREVIOUS IMPEACHMENT TRIALS.

FUDGE ARCHBALDs almost certain impeachment will be
oD the ninth appearance Of a federal Official before the bar
of the Senate, and on past performances of that body
the accused membero of the Commerce Court has little cause for
worry. OF the five Judges who have been impeached only two
were convicted. Pickering was crazed with liquor and Hum
phreys had Joined in the Southern rebellion. The other three.
Chase, Peck and swayse, charged with improper conduct on
the bench, were acquitted, as were President johnson, accused
of violating the laws of Congress; Senator Blount, of treason,
and Secretary of War Bsiknap, of what the present generation
would can graft upon Indian post traders. On the prima facie
evidence Archbald's case seems to resemble that of Grants
secretary of war more closely than it does those of the i'm
peached Judges, but the Berknap acquittal was for alleged lack
of Jurisdiction, a@plea that can hardly be set up to save the
pennsylvanian.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
OOAlAL nv ! LID and the SUBURBS

Mr.. and Mrs. John Callan, of 70
tomorrow morning In st. Rose of
Lima Church. A nuptial mass will
be celebrated at 10 o'clock. by the
Rev. M. S. Callan, rector of st. Mary's
Church and an uncle of the BRIDE
groom-elect. Miss May Rose Sulli-
van, of Princeton, will be the maid
of honor, and the best man will be
Joseph Sullivan, of Princeton. Bert
Parker, brother of the bride-to-be,
and Edward Moffatt will be the ush-
ers. A breakfast for the bridal party
and the immediate relatives will be
served at the Parker home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard F. Hill, of
| Garside street, will spend the rest of
the summer at Ocean Grove.
Mrs. J.. Linnell and her daughter,
Miss Edith Linnell, of this city, will
sail Saturday on the Caronia for
England. They will spend the rest of
the summer visiting friends and tour
ing the continent.
Mr.. and Mrs. Philetus w. Vail, of
Clinton avenue, who are at Lake
Sunapee, New Hampshire, for the
summer, are entertaining their nieces,
Miss Adeline Dodd and Miss Marie
Vail Dodd, of Chestnut street.
Miss Florence Heyn, of LAG High
land avenue, Orange. will leave on
Friday for Gwyneed Valley, a suburb
Of Philadelphia, to be the guest of
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick M. Rogers
and their son, Robert, OF State street.
East Orange, nave taken a cottage at
Belmar for the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nevett Steele Barlow,
of lis Ridgewood road, South Orange,
will leave next Friday for Cape Cod,
Mass, for the summer.
Miss Alberta Webb, of POI Lincoln
avenue, Orange. will entertain a
party of friends informally at her
home tonight.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Colquit, Mr..
and Mrs. John Gardner Gould and
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy Byron, all of
South Orange, are taking al auto
Mobile trip to Milford. Pa.
Roland I. Hopper and family, for
merly of Watson avenue, East Or
ange, and Mrs. Hopper's mother,
Mrs. S. l.. Gillette, have gone to
Avon-by-the-Sea for the summer.
Upon their return they will reside in
Mt. Prospect avenue, Newark.
Mrs. Alfred T. Heyn and family, of
146 Highland avenue, Orange, will
spend August at Bay Head. Miss
Ruth Thompson, OF Philadelphia, was
the guest of Miss Florence Heyn over
the weekend.
Mr.. and Mrs. George P. Toby, of
Charlton avenue, South Orange. will
go to Bellport, L. l., next month.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
THE LATEST DETECTIVE MARVEL.

Ne)1 ONVICTION of a murderer by his bloody finger marks
" would be using a detective method now well established,
and, while a dramatic story, would not be a new one.
But we may soon hear of the fatal bullet as an unerring witness
against the man who fired it. By a recent application of the
BertiIon system it appears that the barrel of a gun or pistol
leaves marks on the missile when it projects and that no two
weapons leave identical marks; also that no two hammers strike
the cartridge in the same place. Enlarged photographs show the
marks so that the pistol from which a bullet was shot can be
identified ~infallibly. Modern detective methods are giving crime
a hard race. A
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
TUESDAY EVENING. JUNE Is, 1919.
THE MAIN ISSUE OF THE ELECTION.

NMV HAT the dominant issue will be in the presidential and
WV congressional election campaign that will open after
the Baltimore convention has done it's work it is hard
to say. Party platforms do not always make the principal issue
of an election campaign, for not infrequently issues shape them
selves. One thing is certain, there will be no resurrection Of
dead or settled questions. The Democratic platform will be an
elaborate arraignment Of the Taft administration and there is
enough material in the administration record for half a dozen
vigorous Democratic platforms. But while the Taft record
viii undergo the ordeal of a rancorous controversy it viii not
ibe the great issue OF the election. Democratic leaders in Don.
gress have prepared tor the tariff issue as the main question,
but that question can have prominence only as it relates to the
great grievance of high prices, for which the trusts that are
sheltered by the present tariff are mainly responsible. Republic
can leaders invite an issue on the protective principle. They
would largely conAne the campaign to that one issue and there
are some Democrats Ike Henry Watterson who would be foolish
enough to accommodate them and who will try so to do at
baltimore. But the vital point in the campaign win be the
extravagant prices of the necessaries of life and the high cost Of
living. If government isn't responsible, who and what is? And
what has government done to protect the people from the
rapacity of trusts and other forestaa1ers of the necessariss of
life for the people?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
tUsTAINE1
ABoUT MEN,
@eUTWoM

Harry Kelly, a lifeguard. who has
been on duty at Asbury Park every
summer for a number of years. tells
a story about a man whom he pulled
out of the surf one afternoon after
the breakers had thrown him down
and he was being helplessly carried
out from shore.
Kelly splashed into the water and
brought the man, choking and half
drowned, to the beach. A little later
the rescued man stepped up to Kelly
and politely offered him a dime. Kelly
took the ten-cent piece, and, digging
down in the belt of his red bathing
suit, he took out a nickel which he
handed to the man with the remark:
Here's your change"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

A pretty home wedding will take
place this afternoon at the residence
Of MI. and Mrs. Albert c.. Haycook,
when their niece, Miss Hazel Ger
trude Crane, will become the bride
of Mr.. Harry r. Vogel, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Henry Hartung, of Jersey
City. Rev. George G.. Vogel, pastor
of the Centenary Methodist Episcopal
Church, will perform the ceremony.
which will be witnessed by only the
immediate relatives of the couple.
The bride will be given in marriage
by her uncle, Mr.. Haycook, and she
will veal a costume OF white mar
quisette, yelling white satin, In empire
effect, with ichu of princess lace, and
carry bride roses showered with lilies
of the valley. Her sister, Miss Helen
B. Crane, in white wolfe, with heavy
lace landings touched with pink. will
attend as bridesmaid. She will carry
pink roses and sweet peas. Hazel
Dunn and Shirley Cummings, two
little cousins, will act as flower girls,
and they will be dressed alike in
frocks of white lingerie with pink
ribbons and carry baskets of pink
sweet peas. The best man will be
Mr.. Nelson Forman, of Jersey City.
The nuptial music will be furnished
by Miss Marguerite Ewing, Of Jersey
City. Following the ceremony an in
formal reception will b. held and a
wedding supper will be served. The
rooms VIII be artistica.ly decorated
with palms, ~festoons OF smilaX and
pink roses. The couple will leave
for a two weeks trip. md In the
future will reside at z2t Bayview ave-
nue.. Jersey City.
The Ladies' Guild of the Newark
Beth Israel Hospital held the final
meeting of the season yesterday after
noon at the Nurses Home In High
street. Reports of the various com
mittees were read and approved and
the treasurer's report showed a sub
stantial surplus of $576. Members of
the guild wish to thank the many
friends who have so generously pat
ronized the seasons whists, particu..
larly the one of last month, which
added considerably to the exchequer
of the hospital fund. Upon the re-
turn from vacations the guild win
again resume Its work in the fall.
Mrs. Jacob Suffer, Mrs. L. Dodd
and Mrs. F. j. Kutcher. of this city.
have gone to Ocean Grove. N. j.,
where they will spend the summer at
the Milford cottage. Their families
will Join them at week-ends.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

man like you. What's your age?"
"Fifty-four," said the fat man, with
a pleased smile. whats yours?'
Thanks" said Gobsa, gratefully.
Thanks. Mines a large beer"
The Weber and Fields music hall.
with an invincible list of comedians
! on the stage, also had a rare wag in
the box-office. Mcbride. e. J. Connol-
ly, before going in to make up for the
show, found himself short of funds
and dropped into the lobby to sign a
tab. A large number Of people buy
ing tickets blocked him off from the
| window, so he backed off to a dis
lance and gave him the high sign for
five-the raised hand, with fingers
distended. Mcbride nodded and Con-
molly waited. The line thinned out
and Mcbride came out with $3.50,
which he handed to Connolly, who
had lost in his infancy a half of one
finger.
Harry N. Atwood, the aviator, was
the guest of honor at a dinner in
New York on the occsion of his re-
CCAAt IO1OAo Aiheht. WI <AtWOOo . Cio-
quent reply to a toast on aviation
terminated neatly with these words:
1.-THE aeroplane has come at last. but
1t was a long time coming. We car
imagine necessity, the mother of in
vention, looking up at a sky all crisis
crossed with flying machines, and
then saying, with a shake of her old
head and a contented smile: of all
my family, the aeroplane has been
| the hardest to raise"
Two old friends mel in the smoking
car on the way to business one morn
Ing.
Whats the matter with your wife,
old MANI" asked No. 1.
"Oh, she had a terrible shock yes
terday!" came the reply.
No. 1 looked sympathetic.
well. what happened" he asked.
why, she was taking part In a
rummage sale at the local institute.
1t was a very warm day, and she
took off her best hat and laid 1t down
on a table"
"Yes?' queried No. 2.
well. some noddle of a woman sold
| ii for a quarter
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Two old Scots were going home one
night after a convivial session at a
public house. Fearing trouble ahead
as the light in the distant cottage
window became apparent, Sandy said
to Donald:
Donald. I'll walk ahead of we, and
we tell me if I'm waling street anecht."
Donald watched Sandy carefully,
and then remared:
SANDY, mon, ye're walkin' fine, but
who's that drunken loafer WI ye?"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

The person who tried to watch a
three-ring circus and see everything
had no harder job than the sport
who's trying to keep his eye on the
conventions, baseball and the heavy
weight encounter between Messrs.
Johnson and Flynn.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

BE careful, my friends" said DR..
Marcus Herr, of Berlin. to a man who
read medical books diligently in order
to prescribe for himself. Some fine
day you'll die of a misprint."
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Judge-You are charged with break
ing a chair over this mans head.
Prisoner didn't mean to break
the chair, YOU hon~or.-Judge.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
Oh, MS

The secrets of Miss Suratt are to
be laid bare in the columns of the
Journal. There is no question but
that these revelations will create a
sensation.-Sioux City Journal.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

That s25, 900, 900 King Pierp. loaned
the banks to break the last panic
turns out to be the same wad Uncle
Sam loaned Pierp.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

A Japanese doctor says that fat
men do not have as many microbes in
them as lean fellows.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

much ANNOYED with the conductor for
his erratic use of the baton. Stopping
the band he said to the culprit:
"Mistaire Jones. you would make a
beautiful conductor-for zee omnibus.
You vas always behind"
One of his most influential constitu-
ents, an elderly farmer named Swate,
had come up to Washington on the
opening day of the Senate. Tillman
had piloted him round the Capitol,
and then. having some work to do
in the chamber, he led him to a spe-
oial gallery, found a place for him,
and left him there. After a while
Swate wearied of the apparently eter-
nal speech of a senator and rose to
go outside for a walk.
my name is Swate." he said to the
gallery doorkeeper. Senator Tillman
brought me here and asked me to
wait for him, but 1 want to go out
and look around a bit. I thought I'd
better tell you SO that l can get back
right here when I want to-"
"That's all right" said the door
keeper, but as / may not be here
when you return I'll give you the
password SO that you can get your
seat again.
The old mans yes rather popped
out at this fresh complication.
Whats the wordf" he asked.
'Tdiosyncrasy." said the door
keeper.
"What?"
spell It."
"I-d-i-o-s-y-n-c-r-a-s-y."
"H'ml" commented the old farmer,
| returning to his seat. II guess I'll
stay In"
Kitchener's ability in Disgusting
! himself has given Rise to many stories
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Uncle-I suppose you got a good
many marks at school last term?
Johnny-Yes, and some of them
hurt yet.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
DINNER STORIES.

A noted professor of music, a Ger
man, was supervising the work of an
orchestra at rehearsal and he became
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

/ dearly love the simple life,
l love to watch the lettuce grow,
/ love to see the sun come VI
And hear the lusty rooster crow.
i
l love to wander in the fields
And watch the pumpkins turn to
pies;
Bucolic pastimes soothe the soul
Far more than swatting flies.
/ love to watch the brook, and think
How many cocktails it would make;
It's pleasanter than writing this
And things that make your head.
piece ache.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

most Anything is good enough for
me-" writes Daily Reader"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

The Star extends the privilege of these
columns to the public n invites signed
hundred words treating of topics o. the
hour.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

+ MOST ANYTHING ]
x 3

Alas, IT'S True.
The circus, gorgeous enterprise,
Though mostly joy, some sadness
brings
With just one pair of eyes
One can't keep tab on all three rings.
Judge.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Swearing is still a penal offense in
some English towns.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Why is it that pointless conversa-
ton bores one so quickly?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Harold Woodyate wasn't absent a
day from the Dixon, ILL.,, school in
sixteen years.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

You gotto quit throwing trash
over into my yard"
THAT wasn't my trash / throwed
into your yard, neither. 1t was trash
what was throwed into my yard from
the next yard"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

And some fat men don't get reflect
ed President, too.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

"Have you any children, Brown"
ooh, yes. You know White?"
Eyes, but what's he got to do with
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Mary Ethel Hicks went to the Wau-
kegan. ILL.,, school thirteen years with
out being tardy once.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

I wish that l might own a farm
And be a farmer grand and free.
And watch the wind come down the
u,baat
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

well we have I'D between u.s."
What"
"Oh. he lives on one side of the
orphan asylum and / on the other"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Is this a boost?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Like some great wave upon the sea,
But I'd hate to get up at 8 a. m.
and rassle with pillow handles until
the cows come home.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

man like you. What's your age?"
"Fifty-four," said the fat man, with
a pleased smile. Whats yours?'
Thanks" said Gobsa, gratefully.
Thanks. Mines a large beer"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Or a rap?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

The marriage Of Miss Loretta
Parker, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs,
Louis Parker, of II South Thirteenth
street, and Frank A. Callan, on of
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Kitchener's ability in Disgusting
himself has given Rise to many stories
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

Mr.. and Mrs. George P. Toby, of
Charlton avenue, South Orange, will
go to Bellport, L. l., next month.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-07-17
Mrs. Sallie Walker, of Column

Mrs. Sallie Walker, of Column
bia, who spent several weeks
here visiting relatives returned
to her home Tuesday.
Mr.. Oris Hamilton, of Column
bia, passed through here one day
last week en- route for his home
Red Lick.
Some from this place are going
to Edmonton on the 4th.
MeSsrs. R. H. Walker aad son,
Leonard, R. G. Pulliam and Edd
Lee Hamilton, Will Walker,
R. H. Kinnaird and Luther Bell
attended the sale at Columbia of
the late S. R. Walker last
Monday.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-07-17
DirigO.

Eldridge Stotts is very sick
with fever at this writing.
Willie Bennett and Ernest
Stotts left last Sunday for JEFF
fersonville, Ind, where they
will work in the car shops.
Jake Wooten and sons, Sparks
vile, were here last Wednesday
fishing.
AS Eldridge Stotts has been
unable to work his crop on &C.
count of sickness several of the
neighbors met there last We'd
nesnay and plowed out his crop.
Just as soon as the ground is dry
enough they will go in again and
chop out and hoe his corn.
School will open at Ind.
ependence next Monday with F.
E. Webb as teacher.
Garrett Polston. of the Green
briar neighborhood, has been
confined to his room for the past
ten days with fever.
Several hundred people attend
ed the old folks meeting at the
new Uuion church here last Sun
day. The preaching was good,
the singing was good and the
dinner could not have been ex-
celled.
Nose Wooten is now the mail
carrier on this route. Nose says
that it is the first job he ever
had that he really liked. q. L.
Bennett, the retiring carr er, has
been engaged in this line of bust
ness for the past fifteen years
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-07-17

and will take rest for a year or
so.
j. W. Harvey has put a fresh
coat of paint on his house which
adds greatly to the appearance
of the building.
Joe Polston is erecting a mod
ern residence and when it is COM
pleted it will be one of the best.
as well as the most convenient
dwelling houses in that COM
munity. L. H. Jones is doing
the carpenter work.
| am very much surprised at
the recent Developments in the
race for the Democratic nomina-
ton in the Eight Congressional
District. And let me say right
here that if the Dirigo man
should ever have political aspira-
tons and cannot secure a nomi.
nation on his own merits he will
never attempt to force himself
upon the party on the demerits
of his good Democratic op-
ponents. For when a nomina-
ton is made the Republicans will
say enough without some am
bilious Democra: furnishing the
ammunition! | am sorry that
any Democrat will go so far and
believe that the present tactics
will not only weaken the
strength of the nominee for Con-
gress in this District, let him be
who he may, but will also send
recruits to the Republican camp
in the Presidential election.
And so l, as Democrat who
looks to the ultimate success of
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-07-17

neatly kept in order so as to he
as attractive as possible to young
people of the community.
Brother Breeding was always
actively interested in the poor
and sick of the neighborhood and
community and administered to
their wants with his personal
care and his means. But above
every thing else he was interest
ed in and devoted to the Sunday
School even to the very last.
During his last illness and when
he was very low, he wanted to
be taken to the Sunday School
once more because he had some
thing he wanted to say to the
children before leaving them
forever. He always called them
his jewels. His children are all
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-07-17
House Party.

The house party given by Stel-
la Stephenson, at her home in
Rowena, KY, last week, was en-
joyed by all who were present.
Those who attended were Miss
es Fannye Dalton, Ruby Arm
strong, of Albany, KY, Hulda
Mcfarland, Mattye Rowe, Pruda
Rowe, Kate and Elma Stephen
son; Messrs. Oscar McBeath,
of Danville, KY, Vernon Holt,
Sam Humble and Lawrence Sui
Ivan, of jamestown, Ben Rowe,
James Guthrie, DR.. T. P. Ste
phenson, DR.. G. S. Dunbar, of
Rowena, DIR. K. S. Lester, of
Kendall.
They had enjoyable times boat
ing, fishing, driving, especially
the trip to Jamestown, on Satur-
day, where beautiful lunch was
awaiting them at the Holt Hotel
at noon. Then in the afternoon
the party drove to Russell
Springs, stopped at the Kimble
Hotel, but attended the ice cream
supper at the Russell Springs
Hotel in the evening. On Sun
day afternoon they returned to
Jamestown, and on Monday
they went to Rowena. Then all
went to their different homes,
feeling that they had had one of
the most enjoyable times of their
lives.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-07-17
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