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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
WOMEN AS NATURAL ENEMIES
Writer Advances Some Good Reasons
Why This Unfortunate Condition
Must Exist.

"The average woman now begins
that study of society which will merge
ultimately with the marriage cam
paign. She makes many discoveries
which she admits frankly to herself.
She comes to many conclusions" says
Inez Haynes Gilmore in Harper's Ba-
Ear, (which sink unnoticed into her
subconscious mind. If marriage, for
instance, is her natural career, then
men are her natural prey
But unfortunately there are never
enough men in her world to go round;
and of those from whom she may hope
to choose some are much more desir-
able than others. Naturally she pre-
fers the desirable ones-i. e., the
'eligibles But-and here she runs
against her first obstacle-every 9TH
er single woman in her circle has
come to the some conclusion. From
the instant she realizes this she
must declare war on every other mem
Der of her sex.
Men must often wonder at that MI
mute and merciless examination TO
which, on a first meeting, every
woman submits every other wom-
an. Men must often marvel at the
power of quick observation which
women always develop in these cir
cumstances. This is only the swift
interrogation with which a warrior
surveys the arms of his opponent.
Women are forever discovering new
and complex weapons in the posses
sion of rivals. And, perhaps, the
most terrifying element in the situa-
ton is psychological-he sense of
bafflement, in that she cannot judge OF
women for men any more than they
can Judge of men for her. Every 9TH
er woman becomes her enemy. To
succeed in her world she must play a
lone hand and a cut-throat game
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
More schooIboy "Howlers."

1.-THE Salic law is that you must
take everything with a grain of salt"
Julius Caesar was renowned for
his great strength. He threw bridge
across the Rhine"
1.-THE zodiac is the zoo Of the sky,
where lions, goats and other animals
go after they are dead"
"The Pharisees were people who
liked to show off their goodness by
praying to synonyms
AN abstract noun is something
you can't see when you are looking at
it."
"Algebraical symbols are used when
you do not know what you are talking
about. "-Westminster Gazette.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
New STAGE In lnebrlety.

Mr.. Borden has been telling an an
ecdote concerning two "brither
Scots" who used to foregather in a
"dry" district, each bringing with him
a portable spring of comfort in the
shape of bottle of whisky.
One of them was asked one day by
a third party" whether the other
Jock Anderson, did not get little
drunk sometimes.
Drunk" was the reply. Man, the
last time I was WI him Jock was
that drunk / couldna see him. Lon
don Mail.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

Now that school has been going"
several weeks parents are beginning
to inquire of their young hopefuls as
to their progress. The other day
mother out on Harrison boulevard,
while eating luncheon with her 6year-
old, asked:
And how are you getting along in
school, Dorothy?"
"Oh," replied Dorothy between
mouthfuls of bread and milk, "just
fine! l and Frances Smith are the
smartest and best dressed girls in
the school. kansas City Star
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

"'o'' ~ boxes OF Dodds
Kidney Pills the swelling disappear.
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sew
eral months later he wrote: have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
lied. Correspond with Rev. E. Hes
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Business for Father.

The small daughter of a practicing
physician, who evidently has an eye
to business, told her mother, in no un-
certain terms, that she must call at
once on their new neighbor.
And why must | call on herr" ask
ed the mother, amused at the child's
positiveness.
well, in the first place" explained
the little lady, they've got three of
the scranniest kids, and the mother
herself don't look very strong"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
In the Very Dim Future.

It was 1850.
Two citizens were discussing their
friends.
THAT man Smythe is horribly
stuck-up," said the first citizen.
HE is that" agreed the second.
IBID you hear about his spelling his
name Smith now?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

When the wireless telephones
Have been perfected,
Conversational cyclones
May be expected.
1t Is very evident
That we'd take chances
If a message should be sent
BY way of Kansas.
There the wireless arid be crossed
BY breeze and zephyr,
Such as have so wildly tossed
The beard of Pfeffer
And the roaring, ranting gale
Would simply below
Over cornfield, hill and vale
A windy "Hello!
Will the wireless telephones,
In accents whizzy,
Tell us, n>soft, girlish tones
1.-THE air is busy?"
VIII they fetch another trust
To set us gawking
At a sign: "Our Patrons Must
Not Breathe While Talking
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

Loeb Dochart Castle, which was
built in the thirteenth century on an
island in the loch of the same name
and is associated with the famous Rob
Roy, has now been taken in hand by
the Scottish Historical Antiquarian as
ISOLATION, and is being renovated SO as
to insure it's permanency.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Good idea.

1--WE got a system that will beat
any game in the world. If it is played
properly" announced the young man
with the frayed cuffs.
How do you work it?" asked the
youth with the green shirt
you bet the other way"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
@z,zepu
From Forty-Five to Fifty Are Much Benefited
by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

The "change of life p" is most
critical period in a woman's ex-
istence, and the anxiety felt by
women as it draws near ID not
without reason.
When her system is in a de-
ranged condition, she may be
predisposed to apoplexy, or con-
gestion of some organ. AT this
time, also, cancers and tumors
are more liable to form and begin
their destructive work.
Such warning symptoms as
sense of suffocation, hot flashes,
headaches, backaches, dread of
impending evil, timidity, sounds
in the ears, palpitation of the
heart, sparks before the eyes,
Irregularities, constipation, vari-
able appetite, weakness and
inquietude, and dizziness, are
promptly needed by intelligent
women who are approaching the
period in life when woman's
great change may be expected.
These symptoms are calls from
nature for help. The nerves are
crying out for assistance and the
cry should be needed in time.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is prepared to meet
the needs of women's system at
this trying period of her life. It
invigorates and strengthens the
female organism and builds up
the weakened nervous system.
1t has carried many women safely
through this crisis.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
ton. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that ut was
difficult to move.
After using 5
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Woman Police Officer.

Miss Mary Steele Harvey is the first
woman to be appointed police officer
in Baltimore. The last legislature ere
ated five police matrons with full po-
lice powers. Miss Harvey is the first
of the five to be appointed.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Enough to Kill Il.

"Oh papa" exclaimed the young
girl. that pretty plant l had setting
on the piano is dead"
We'll, / don't wonder" was all the
father said.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Put IL on Her,

Gibbs-Oh, yes, James is an ass and
all that, but you'll never hear him
say mean thing about his wife"
Dibbs-I don't know! He says she
made him what he is.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Verv Much So.

James tells me he has very light
work with that hairdresser."
80 it is. He bleaches blonde
heads"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Bunkoed.

Griggs-How about that piece Of
land you bought down on the cape?
Anything come up on it?
Briggs-Yes, the tides.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

Mrs. winsIow's Soothing Syrup for Childrei
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma
ton, AllAys pain, cures wind collie, sc q bottle
Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
A cLERGYMAN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and pulled. He had heart fiutter-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

The Kid-Fido, I'm beginning to
think when l bought you fer full
blooded setter dat de dealer played
Joke on me!
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

A female optimist is a woman VIII,
marries a poet.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

Nothing is so contagious as enthu-
siasm.-Bulwer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

what would you call it in a man
to steal all my ideas?"
Petty larceny"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

Hold him friend who kindly points
a fault-Pinshion
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
: Important to Mothers
Youthful Woman Pastor.

Rev. Miss Ina l.. Morgan of the
Methodist church of Georgetown and
Arrowsic. Me-, is the youngest woman
pastor in New England. She is in her
early twenties and has been engaged
in church work for nearly four years.
having received license in 1908 from
Bishop John w. Hamilton Of Worces-
tor
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
The HEAVIEST Helress.

"When people learn how much
money papa has" Uttered the heavy
set heiress. they always say some
thing about my attractive figure"
and" inquired the foolish youth,
edo they calculate 1t in pounds in
stead OF dollars?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Siunificant,

"He proposed to her in canoe"
did she accept him."
81 presume SO. The canoe cap
sized"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11
Complimentary.

A mans wife seldom lectures him
on the sin of gambling as 10y g as he
quits winner.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AMP BUILD S nR TEE s IryI Ess
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 10 Is simply Qunne and Iron In tastelesi
form, and the most efectual form. Tor grown
people and children. 80 cents. Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-10-11

MLeN@-r6IaG>NH
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
DOINGS IN THE
 POLICE COURT

Four malefactors appeared before Police Judge Stewart in police court yesterday and thrfe more. who had put up forfeits did not appear. Hugh Dedman, the young white man who informed the police of q craps game in which, it is said he was t5e loses, appeared to answer a eharge of gam ing and was finei $1o. Tha other crap shooters who were arrested Thursday night who did not appear and for feited s1o each, were Tom Payne, G. Lawrence and Ben Harris. Alex Sandifar q negro, was flned S2' on a charge of trespassing. W
 Joyce. a white man was fined 5 fol being drunk: D. sI. Wilson, white drunk and disorderly 8 Queen Grad. ', a negro woman, was fined S. for vio- lating city section
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
 ISOLATED TRACT Public Land Sale. Department of the Interior,

r. s. Land office at Little Rock, Arkansas, December j, 191f.
 Notice is hereby given that, as di- rected by the Commissioner of the General Land office, under provis- ions of Act of Congress approved June 27. 1906 GA Stats, SID, we will offer at public sale, to the highest bidder. al 10 o'clock a. m., on the 23rd day oi January 1912 at this of flee, the following described land: $ 1-2 of lot No. 3 of NW1-i, sec. IS, T. 3 s., R. s w., 9th prin. Meridian. Any persons claiming adversely tine above described land are advised 10 file their claims, or objections, on or before the time designated for sale.
 GUY w. CARON, Register.
 J. F. BUSH. Receiver. 12 IA 21 28 1 II 1s
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ADJUSTMENTS
~VHH1||H~>H<
"fORTUNE HUNTRRs

Although he doesn't parade the 1act John King, who plays one of fhe leading roles in Conan & Earris' qroduction of "The Fortune Hunter" WA1rb comes to the Elks Theatre on 8erurday night, is quite ap expert in <he culinary art. He Is the in- ~en7or of many new ideas and the ag restaurants around the center of New York City have frequent calls 4nr <fands prepared according to Mr. Kings ideas. One of the best known &Eases he has evolved is called a King Om'eiet and consists of finely cna herbs and calf brains made into 1me1et- Gastronomic exper:s rave about the resulting dish, but Mir. E11s modestly declares there is Bu1hing wonderful about it. Lots of hix new cooking ideas have not been exploited, he says, and those who hhve had the pleasure of dining with him tn his cosy New York home say fhat e s perfectly right.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
CHAMP CLARK. R., GETS
 HIS DADDY" IN BAD
It Really Wasn't the Speaker, But His Son Who Tore Off
 That Jig.

Washington. D. C., Jan. 10.-Fo1 diplomatic Washington has been scan dalized by the rtport that Chamr Clark, Speaker of the House. candi- date for President, had danced a Pike county jig at the New Years day re- ception of the Congressional club That is probably the most formal and exclusive organization in Wash ington. It's members are wives and daughters of senators and represen- tatives.
 The idea of the Democratic leader and possible next President of the United Statfs cutting up capers to ragtima music was too serious for words. The matrons gasped. One of them, not a member of the club, dismissed the matter with What could one expect it vulgar. ragtime music were a1lowed?'
 Members of the United States Su preme Court, cabinet officers, dip lomats, senator's, representatives. army and navy officers were there. Shocking The excitement abated to- day, however, when it was found that Speaktr Champ Clark was in St. Louis when the frolic took place. It was his son, Champ, Jr., who allowed his feet to get gay.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
MILLIONS OF FOLKS
 USE ONLY CASCARE1s
They never have Headache, Bilious. ness, Sluggish Liver or Bowels or
 q Sick. Sour Stomach.


 No odds how bad your liver, stom- ach or bowels: how much your head aches. how miserable and uncomfort- able you are from constipation. indi- gestion, biliousness and sluggish in- testines-you always get the desired results with Cascarets and quickly too.
 Don't let your stomach, liver and bowels make you miserable anothe I Moment: put an end to the headache biliousness. dizziness. nervousness -s:ck. sour. gassy stomach, backache and all other distress: cleanse your inside organs of ali the poison and effete matter wnich is producing the misery.
 Take a Cascaret now; don't wal; u-ltil bedtime. In all the world there is no remedy like this. A 10-cent box :neans health happiness and a clear head for months. No more days of gloom and distress if you will take a Gas ,aret now and then. All druggists sell cascarets. Don't forget the chil- drcn@their little insides need a good = T. lansing, too
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
4 Girls Wild Midnight Ride.

To warn people Of fearful forest fire fin the Catskills young girl rohe horseback at midnight and xsyea many lines. Her deed was glo- ,ious but lives are often saved by Dr. Kings New Discovery in curing fung trouble, coughs and colds, which might have ended in consumption or pneumonfa. ct cured me of dread ful cough and lung disease" writes ". R. Patterson. Wellington, Tex, -after four in our family had died with consumption, and I gained S7 pnnnds." Nothing So sure and safe for all throat and lung Ntfoubles. Price soc and $1.00. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by All Druggists,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
THE DANGER OF LA GRIPPE.

Is It's fatal tendency to pneumonia. To cure your la grippe coughs take Foley's Honey and Tar Compound. R. E. Fisher, Washington. Kas.. says: q was troubled with a severe attack of lagrippe that threatened ppeu- monia. A friend advised Foley's Honey and Tar Compound and got relief after taking the first few doses. I took three bottles and my Ia grip De was cured" Get the genuine. in the yellow package. W. L. Dewoody S- Co
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
"SEVEN DAYS.-

Seven Days.' a week with enough 1aughter in it for a ysa,r, will be at fine Elks Theatre tonight. Messrs. Wagenhals & Ke:nper will present 5his bowling comedy success with Hheir notable New York Astor The atre asst and producti9n. Seven DRys, the work of Mary Roberts Rinetlart and Avery Hopwood, holds dhe record for plays whose object is laughter. Persons are drawn to it time and time again and always with heightened enjoyment. It contains so much wit, brightness. novelty, comic situation, amusing personality and all else of delightful merrinent. fbgz it always furnishes fresh laugh fer and new pleasure It is impos- sible 10 take it all in the first tim It is heartier laugh each time it is seHn This very quality of sustain ed nlerriment is what stretched Seven Days into third year in New York. People went to see it again and again and liked II better each time That is why at the As tor Theatre in New York. it mad e' the record of the American stage, running into third year. Out Of tUWn people shouted with glfe at ii fn New York, then howled witA mer- riment over it w.aan it came 10 thell' nzmes. and they made all their 3rifads go to the biggest laughing hk nj the generation. So it ran six mMIhs fn Chicago, four in Boston, and for long time in Philadelphia, growing in favor each day and
 fuTning 'em away" to use a the RaricAl expression, an unprecedented uwuner of times. The standing rocm onTY'' sign and orchestra un- Asr ffae stage" are the rule with .73eren Days." so get in line early HnA secure seats for the laughing wander when 1t comes here with the x.eAsxScaal Astor Theatre cast and aru1ncton
 The audience was kept for three sS1a hours gasping and roaring with aanEhter.' said Hamptonis Maga- x3pe, while the New York Journal of uAaanerce, declared that there is Dsyer @ dull fraction of second In fhe entirety of Seven Days. Said SaH Chicago Inter Ocean: "It will make one laugh until weary" while fhe Boston American declared that H dumped you into laughing convul- sscnx." The Philadelphia North American pronounced it "the best of fhe higher type of comedies Don't lsk the fact of having seen seven Days~ keep anyone from seeing 1t ansin. It will be fnnnier this time than ever
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS.

always give satisfaction because they s1ways do the work. J. T. Shelnut Bremen, Ga, says. T have used Foley Kidney Pills with great satis- sactfon and found more relief from .hs4r use than from any other kid yey medicine, and I've tried almost s1Y Kinds. can cheerfully recom- rend to all sufferers for kidney and bladder trouble W. L. Dewoody X Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
UNITED, STMFES CIRCUIT COURT.
 NO. I7SJ. Alvin D. GoldmaR. as Trustee [. vS. Blph City Lumber Company and Clio Lumber Company.
NOTICE OF SALE.


 At the hour of nooo, on Saturday. Janu- ary twenty-seNenth, 1912, at the front door of the Jefferson County Court house. in the City of Pine Blur. Arkansas. the undersigned will sell the property des- cribed below to satisfy liens In favor of the Grant Lumber Company in the sun of $94, ,963.02 and interest. and in favor of Alvin D.. Goldman. trustee of the bondholders herein. in the sum of s22o.ND with interest. and for the costs md e1- penses of the above suit.
 Sale will. be made to the highest bidder on . credit of three months. with ap- proved securipy, bearing six per cent in- terest per aoss1D. No bid for less than $300, 600 will be entertained, nor will any deposit with the undersigned certified check for the sum of $1O.OOO before the bidding begins. The psrehaser to take the property subject to ah debts. If any. that thereupoR psior to the deed of trust here by foveelosed.
 In case she holder of the bonds secgrea by deed of trust to the complainant Al Al Lumber Company shall become the puf- chaser at said sale he will be requi1eA to give bond only for an amount necessary the said Grant Lumber Company, the e1- penses of the Receivership and the Re- ceivers Certificates, and the amount bid tn excess of these and his debt, filing tHe Salu Donu5 Wltn tue CHIk oI this Court, enough of said bonds being applied to the balance of the purchase moIley to comply with the terms of his purchase. The property to be sold Is as follows- The following property situated on the northeast quarter of Section 15 Town ship South. Range F West in Grant County, Arkansas The saw mill Of the Grant Lumber Company and all tools and appnrtenances of every nature and kind belonging to the same and all lumber already manufactured and logs now at said mill. and on tram-ways that have been cut for or manufactu by said mill including all the appurtenances about the running and operating of said mill and logging the same and the tram road owned hy the said grantor in the territory hereinafter described and also the locomotive engine used thereon, eH- cepting therefrOm the teams, wagons and harness: also all right and title to the right of way owned by it over the fol- lowing lands in Grant County, Arkansas: the southeast quarter of the northwest quarter of the northwest quarter and the section II: and the north half of the southwest quarter. and the northeast quarter of the northeast quarter of Sec ton 22: and the west half of the west half of section g; and the southeast quarter of the southwest quarter of sec tion 23: all in Township [ South, Range io Vest also contract now outstanding between the said grant"r and the Mills Ellsworth Company of keokuk. iowa, which contract the Bluff City Lumber behalf of the Grant Lumber Company. all proceeds arising thefefrom to he the property If the Bluff City Lumber Con- psny.
 Also the following described real estate situated in rhe Counties of Jefferson. uJ Arkansas to- wifi
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11

Hrs s. Langwo:thy, state repre- sentative of the Spirella Corset Co.,. returned last night from the east where she has been for the past ten days selecting line Of new styles and samples. Mrs. Langworthy had \ yssv enjoyatle and profitable trip.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11
WARNING ORDER
In the chmcery court ot J

In the chancery coW ot '' county. Arkansas. ]. w. Blosingaie. plaintiff " lah Blosinyaie, d fendant The defendant. Beaulah Fh Fl warned to appear in | IS co'' in thirty days and ansW ' " plaint of plaintiff, J. w. eios'.. Given under my band ana of said Court this 3rd day oli| D.. 19t2.
 c. F. LITTLE. ClefS3
 A. M. Barrow Jr9 1 n IS 2a ? 1.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-01-11

MT. James Cutrer, state repre- sentative of the c. T. Patterson Con- pany, of New Orleans, is. in the city, staying at the Jefferson hotel.