The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-08
Examinations
Of Uncle Henry


. Narthv was tickled about you astli
about her.
Tae way TO get folks stirred up i
70 be in reel stirrin hume- your
sells. You cant never boil water Oh
cold stove. If you are in arnesi
# viii tell you some things which
will be a help TO you.
lrlp.es..n the pubiicA is like drlv-
IN males. which cant be did BY throw
i, males az the wall. They Amt ap,
10 hit the rite place. etc. You nave
roi 70 take a male and hold II on
,he right place and hit il not onret
or twict but number OF times. NO"
Il have been speekin a little fiowTy
hut | hope you can ketch the plh'.
First. YOU think what you have Soi
10 say to the pub!ick and then yoil
1 find what is the best place TO put
the male. that is. do We wish 10 nit
tie pubick on is sense OF humer or
or It's tender emotions or on It's mis-
erlyness or what. Then you take
ithe hammer which is the daily paper
and YOU hit with il not Oncet OF
ltwicet as | sayed before but num-
her of times. The questions 10 be
considered is. What have we got 10
sav-all trimmed 10 a good pint? and
! TO what side of the NANNY sides OF
| II, pie shall say it TO? And then,
with them pints settled, you have
lust got 70 hit it good whack and
then hit it some more. 4 enter
prise can not be got up much with
out usin the dayly paper. But. there
is another way, which is sines in
the store winders, but haint so
much in faver of the usal kind and
all alike. would get artist among
you TO draw some pictures and put
some funny readn alongside and put
them in the winders. Peple will go
all over town to be sure they have
seen all of them. which is better than
there gettin mad because you have
got The, winders took up with adver-
ltizin.
am glad you like that rummagc
iuee. First, it has got to be adver-
tiz and then you have got to have
a way to get the rummag together. |
would offer TO call for sich as the
/ folks cant bring up town, and then
! would asst peplc with horses and
buggvs or aGiimobeels to lend them
for trip or two. Then, | would asst
the pcple which is going to rent
them new stores in the new bildiG
to peese and let you have them -
one of them for day or two before
they get reddy to move there own
sells. And, while was rummagin.
| would asst the stores. have they
got any rummag they would give
YOU. Even a grOsery store has at
times got a odd can of sOmethin left
en- hands, which ii they are not
wilin to give you. they can give
you somethin for sellin. Dry goods
stores has all got lets of things lay
in around which is takin up more
room than they are worth. Old mag
azeens is somethin which you can
get lots of and can sell more than
You can get
\ town back where We come from
paycd ont some prizes on clean up
day to the boys that brung the most
old cans and bottles to the dumpin
place. guess that idce is a good
one A boy will walk his head off
for a prize which Amt with near all
the work that was took 10 get il. In
this instence one boy brung in thre,
thousand bottles which he cot LAWN
around over town.
hope YOU will take up with tina;
idee OF maxim some rag rugs. You
tan make a site of mony at that.
have saw it tryed and it is sue.
cess. SO is maxim cook books. Ev.
cry lady gives you "A faverit recea;
and ten cents which helps to prin'
he book. After the books is print
: ed. with the receats for the sam,
kind of things all together, and tn,
lady name what give them put un
der each one. them books is then sol,
for a quarter. They are a big sue
cess and cleer money. Included i,
the book is some advertisements O.
Hour and lard and coffee and othel
Things like that from the groser,
zen and the meet markets. wher,
they are in plane site of any lad,
who is usin the book.
l will close for this time. and i
there is anything further you woul,
: ike To know, | will tell you. IL yo,
= are wantin ME to write somethin,
| for YOU | will be happy to oblige
Mr. ii. prints everything l have wri
/, for him so far and reckin no woul,