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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Ieo shake the earth that an your
houses Will fail down.
fie told his coufedorstes thar when
his arm should blaze forth across the
heavens, Il would be q signal for them
- begin the war.
strangely enough, ne had no sooner
arrived az Detroit than there was a
trembling OF the earth. and mighty
roar throughout the Alabama forests
and thar evening the Fiery arm oil
which Iecumaeh spoke blazea forth
IN the sky. n was . comet. OF the
coming Of which Tecumaeh had prob
|ansy been fOrewarned by the British
The earthquake, which the Creeks
supposed was caused by a stamp from
the old warriors foot. was feIr
throughout al the Mississippi valley.
When the Creeks say these signs
they exclaimed: "'Fecumseh Is nj be-
uoit'" and ran out OF their houses In
rear, completely won now to the
cause.
Taeumseh was made a general in
Prectors army, and with several thou
sand redskins fled with the British
across Canada. Near the Thames
river IN Ontario they were overtaken
BY Gen. William H. Harrison with the
American forces and completely des-
troyedl Tecumseh himself was killed
n battle and the great Indian con
federation, the dream OF his life.
crumhied into ashes.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11
jim AND GEORGE; A
Lay SERMON

Jim works IN shop and lives AZ
homo with his wife and children.
Tie wears Ogefalis al his work, and
mis- hands are call0rsed and grlmy
George is travelling man. When
Jim walks home past tho hotel where
George sits, smiling, behind polished
plate glass windows. with white coll
lar and cuffs, freshly creased trousers.
nicely parted hair and a clean shave.
Jim Is likely 20 think that George has
an ideal life
Hut George, poor lonely devil, would
give half his salary and al his ex-
pense money n he could hustle home
lko Jim and spend the evening with
bis family.
Jim has more real fun when little
jim crawis on his knee and whispers
that he wants a l0-ceRt football Ike
BILLY WaiaOn's than George ever had
Ia the finest hotel IN The land.
Many q George sits hour after hour
gazing az the passing thrOng. speah-
ing when spoken 10. proDehly about
subjects IN which he hasn't the least
interest, smiling pleasantly. trying 10
read the newspapers, when his
thoughts are far, far away. with his
wife, or with the gin whom he hopes
VIII become his wife.
The hotel may be- eo0d--bu; pork
and beans at home taste better than
half chicken nt q hotel
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

We offer One Hundred Bohare re
ward for amy case OF Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
n Cheney 4 Co, Toledo q.
We, the undersigned, have known
n j. Cheney for the last lliioen years
ANA believe him perfectly honorable
10 at business transactions and n-
able 20 carry out any Onn-
gntlons made by hls firm
NATIONAL BANK or COMMERCE..
rOicuo. %.
Halls Caiarrh cure n taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
ana mucous spFIacos of tho system.
Testimonials sent free Price 75 cents
per bottle. Sold by an druggists.
Take Halls Family pills for con-
atlpatlOn.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11


IN all seriousness. now. DOGS Il pas
ybu TO be serlousg
DO you take yourself seriously. ana
u 10 why so9
q Whal are You serious about?
surely you WON'T acknowledge that
You consider your own little trials ana
ambitions deserve serious consldcra-
tion--for we aii know that each In
diyldual ~ such an insignificant
creature that no mans affairs can
possibly "a sefious
Cows ara serious You've seen
them chewing their cuds, looking as
if the cares Of the whole world rested
on tholr shoulders
a mule n sort or serious chop.
An elephant Ia blg foolish animal
of serious turn Of mind.
You are not a COW. an elephant or
a mule. Don't initiate them. you
really can't afford 20.
Buck upi 90 after the enemy with
o smile instead OF frown. Whe
Fighter who smiles a. he fights VI
the most dangerous kind OF d fighter
There's a wall card worth hanelng
up IN your officc--oF IN your kitchen
!, reaur like This: 'EmIIe awhile. And
while YOU smile another smiles. and
soon there are miles and miles OF
smiles. And iife's worth while be-
cause won enni,e >,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

The state canvassing board. ail Re-
publicans declared THAI Abellno Ro-
nero had been elected senator from
socOrro county by majority of i24.
The Republicans IN the senate. with
out taking any testimony or holding
an Investigation. unHeaied him. This
10 not Russia or Mexico, as one might
think from such action. but the
United States, the land of liberty. the
home OF representative government 80
sIlYor CITY lndanondonL
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11


spend TOMORROW in thc mnuntnlns be.
cause he says the church bells give
him q headache sunday morning ever
since he accidentally put a hair doiiar
m the collection plate IN place Of a
. . y
CLOVIS at least got some bully adj
veftlsins.
q q o
TIL COLONEL. - willing 70 admit
mat ne ~ -.- NL-. llsz Die candidate
who crn save the poepul.
q . o
THE SENATE passed the drinking
cup bill. Is the house going 10 stick
10 the schooner?
o o o
PERSONALLY we don't see now
the Mississippi can rise much more
without endanRering the Ozarks.
q ~ q
LOOKS LIKE there was some log
rolling somewhere back Of that Cor
dova bill.
o o o
CARUsO NOW sings al 1926
performance Which adds TO the high
cost Of listening.
- - -
BURLAP HATS for women are
coming into style. Save your gunny
sacks.
q . .
1T IS DISQUIETING 10 discover
what 'bughouser love letters an ave-
rage man can Write.
q q q
BlNBY is OPTIMIsTIC but there
are others who are predicting that
the Mississippi viii find lts normal
ieve. just IN time for the June rise.
ONE MAN was fatally hurt In a ris-
tOl duel near 81. Louis. n we are
going TO dullize. let us adept the
French plan by all means.
o o O
OROZCO'S PAPA wants more hu-
name warfare Certainly-let as cut
off only their arms and legs instead
Of their heads.
. q q
ifffls stJpREMie bouft has decided
what constitutes natural water
course;" wonder n they could spot ll
In the Rio Grande vailey2
O . .
1T IS CLAIMED that the author OF
'Curfew shall NOT Ring Tc-ight,p is
living in Texas. where he can't hear
I ring.
q q o
MEANWHILE don't forget that we
lave 10 build that railroad 10 the San
luan, amongst our other patriotic du-
les.
o . .
MAJOR I4IEWELIYN referred TO
j Voice from the Toombs; we hazard
he suggestion that II had a chnrac-
eFistic TOOmbA tone.
y o q
COLORADO still thirsts for the wa
ers of the Rio lrande After a brief
'lsit 20 the rivers brink here. we
now personally of a lot OF water that
he isn't going 20 get
q q D
y READING now our eyes accost
The telegFaphlc waif;
Every buds been killed by frost,
which proves that The peach crops
safe.
q o o
An Evening Spoiled.
"AND WHAT aid you think Of the
reat grand opera In Englishg"
Punk. could understand every
iord OF A."
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

There has been moro than ten
thousand fruit trees planted IN the
i'orales valley this spring and there
VIII be more than twice this number
Put out this fall In the course Of
t"g or three years we will have more
Iruit trees growing Ia Roosevelt coun-
" than heretofore $40 had maize
stalks--Poriaies Times.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Fifteen thousand sores OF land now
under Irrigation and more being put
on the wc- INST every dag, why should
noi the eyes of the intelligent investor
De on Poriaies2--Portales Times.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11
The stranaled aannor.

on say. can you see. by The dawn's
early light whore so proudly we
hailed al the iwillehts last CLEAN
Ing The Colonel and President keep
up the tight, each shaking his nst
and defiantly screaming. They vow
and declare. they ac0wl and they
glare, but, nevertheless. The flag 20
stu there. Chicago Record Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11
THE MODERN CHILD

g. r. Morton Ia the war cry)
Born scientifically,
studied terrifleany.
Clothed very carefully,
Dseied sparefully,
Aired Systematically.
itAthed most emphatically,
flayed with quite drearily,
Punished spencerialiy,
Sweet lnfantiilsy,
STEPPED In aentillty.
santa Claus bRniEhed,
Mother Goese vanished.
Where are the babies
The older time knew
Harhessed seholasucaily.
Drilled auperdrastlcally.
Cultured probationary.
Leotured reiigiously,
Classified rieldly.
Reasoned with frigIdly.
Loved anaiytlcany.
Listened 90 critically,
Dosed wish the 7olueies.''
Rushed through the colleges,
crnmmed pedaEosicaiiy,
Finished" most logically,
Where ia the childhood,
The fresh. happy childhood.
The olden time knew
Children succeasiVely
Reared thus ageresaiveiy.
Posing cternally.
Woarlcd Externally.
Planped for lnitinly.
Formed" artlficany.
VIII they submit fO n2
Never cry 'quir' 20 az
VIII not analysis
stop from paralysis.
TIN our distraction
Ends with rcactlong
Bring hack The childhood.
Tho bright, careless childhood
The olden time knew
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11
THE NATIONAL GAME


The Ananias club II becoming al
together too common once ID was
exclusive and 20 belong 10 Il meant
~ least a certain distinction. hut
now anybody can join n he only says
something. San Francisco Chroricie
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Impure blood runs YOU down
makes you an easy victim Tor organic
discusses, hurdock BLOOD Rlilora pur-
lhes the hlood--cures The cause
builds yon an.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11
AMONG THE BOOSTERS


fae business men 81 ous csty al
say that trade during April was not
only equal TO but better than the
month Of Aprll last year, and the
prospects for May look brighter stir.
--Belen Tribune.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

'Doan'e Ointment cured me Of &C.
zema that had aRQoyed me d lonn
time The cure was permanent" 49,
Hon. s. W Matthew. Commissioner
labor Statistics, Augusta, Me.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

During the strike OF the brewery
workers all union men are urged tA
aoAtaln from drinking beer. The
w, q. +. u. hopes the strike may con
tiriue Indefinitely kansas City Star.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11
The State Press.


Canadian newspapers are now
whooplng baseball just like real
rOOler Turn as down on reciprocity,
but Il We can't get thcm one way we
viii another.-~Montoya Republican.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

a blind medical student has Stood
the examinations IN Chicago and will
become the flrat blind doctor of the
state. Il may be a little awkward for
his patients 40 first when they have
io submit their tongues 20 his sense at
touch. but pocNeta snd pulses will not
know the difference. 80 Houston Post.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Some lmprudent citizens remain at
home Saturday afternoon 20 clean up
diplomatic 10 lie low and see II your
wife won't DO it-Bard City News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Individual business man that without
he own personal ana individual A.
slatapce tho machine win not DO re-
work.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

u Roy continues 90 increase IN pop
ulailon. we think d should be- done
legally tY) Roy morally has always
had q good reputatlon.-R spanish
Americas.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

.lcah dreams that be Went 10 heaven.
Not exactly that, either. The sorrow
y thal 30 dreaming he could not sleep
On Ihere are very few Republicans
IN beaYen.-- Houston Post
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

California Democrats must romom-
bsr that every vote given 10 Champ
clark . an endorsement OF nis plot 20
close the San Francisco mlnf.--Los
Angeles Express.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

How can they expect 20 enlarge the
circulation OF the Congressional Rec
ord until they make a. the right size
to line the bureau drawer?--Bard
City News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

II would be rather narrowing n a
presidential campaign we're 10 be con-
verted into an Investigation on the
conduct Of a former White House oc-
eupant-W Washington Star.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

The Unitcd Statee now has the
fastest battleship ail0at We hope It
may stay afl0at. Notwithstanding the
speed which Il IL capable OF attain
ing.--Chicago Record-Heraid.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Telephone girls complain that the
hehdgear c0ntrivance CAUSES corns 10
grow on the ear Corn on the ear has
always been popular IN the most ex-
elusive ciFcies.-New York Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

~ economy 10 the skeleton IN the
congressional closet which should NOT
be alluded 10 IN polite society. ID Is
surprising that President TAFT drags
Out the hideous monster Ia his recent
messages to congress- Bard CITY
Newa.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

For a fellow who doesn't want any.
thing out of politics. George w. Per.
klna - certainly good giyer up
New York American.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

81 A. stanton. manager ~ the EikH
ihoaieY in Santa Fe is boz Albuqucfqus
today and will remain until tomorrow
90 play with the santa We Orasa in
their game OF baseball AGAINST Albu-
QuerQue.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

TO replace the $4,000 tabernacle
oi the iatter.Day saints a. Magrath.
Alberta, recently burned, the mem
bers will give All the eggs laid by
their hens on Snndrys We presume
the cornerstone viii be laid shortly.
Chicago inter Ocean.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

President Tails quick Jumps around
the country are reputation Of TIE gem
eihily accepted theory that great
bodies move slowly Pueblo STAR
Jonvnal.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

suppose the Democratic donkey
should be- the dark horse this year.
liorofsl-8L Louis Gloho- Domocrat.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

As matter Of plain and simple
TACT when Mr. Roosevelt made his
speech az GreeBaboro. n. c., this
week he practically read himself out
|of the Republican party Providence
Tribune.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Can Il be- that Bryan, too. Il bout
% call for another cup OF coffee?--
Manchester Union.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

We improve the automobile a little
every year: but politics ID the same
ODD machine II always was.--Trlnldad
ADVERTISER
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11
You can't channe the suhInol.

pissreasing from poiiiics for
moment, one learns from the Chicago
news that "someD0dy Is inventlne
new Kind Of ph0nOEraph" This IS
pAing horror on horror. Phoenix
Republican.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

For president Theodore; Tor vice
HoHernor Pinto" Johnson 81 Cantor
MA Platform, George w. Perkins
Durango Democrat.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Baby won't suffer ave minutes with
Group II you apply Dr. Thomas
Eclectic on I'd onVe. Il acts like
magic.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Roosevelt at least has Delegates 20
give Durango Democrat.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

Phone 3.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

IT'S LfKE FINDING A TREASURE
20 get sueh nice llght bread as we
SELL A. for ~ flavor. we'll that has
20 De tested by tasting. Give our
baking a trial ana you viii SEQ Inc
reason why 80 many good former
home bekers are now our customers
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-11

"AND WHAT aid YOU think Of the
great grand opera In Fnglish2"
Punk. I could uDderstand every
word OF IT,
The Washington herald., 1912-11-17
To the Gentleman

Turning in the largest number of in THE ADVO.
GATES MERCHANTS AND MANUFACTURERS
VOTING CONTEST in THE WASHINGTON HER.
23d no later than P NJ on the latter date) we will pre-
special award certificate from Leo Davis Merchant
Clothes to be made to order (The gentleman casting the
need be contestant and he may them for any
candidate he may eect).
The Washington herald., 1912-11-17
To the Lady

Turning IN the largest number of votes in THE ADVO
GATES MERCHANTS AND MANUFACTURERS
$25,ooo CONTEST in THE WASHINGTON HER,
AID between the dates of November 1lth and November
23d {no later than P NJ of the latter datel we will pre-
special award certificate from S. Silverstein, La
Tahopsde Suit (The lady casting the need not be
contestant and the votes may be cast for any candidate she
may eIeo)
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1912-06-07
NATION MOURHs WRIGHT.
NOTED FLYING EXPERT MAY BE
BURIED TOMORROW.
Death of Aviator From Typhoid Fever
Comes Quietly, With Family
at His Bedside.

Dayton, O.-Dayton is mourning the
death of Wilbur Wright, the famous
acroplane inventor, who died from ty-
phold fever, from when ne had been
desperately i'll for some time. His
family had hopes almost up to the
last
The death of the inventor came sud-
denly at 3:15, members of the family
being hastily summoned from their
rooms to which they had retired in
the belief that the patient was making
substantial improvement.
Dissolution came quietly, without a
struggle, with the patient surrounded
by his venerable father, Bishop Mil
ton Wright; his brother Orville, his
sister, Katherine, the other two broth
ers, Lorin and Rouschlin, and Dr. Dan
iel Peckel Conklin, who has been in
constant attendance since Mr.. Wright
took to his bed Saturday, May A.
At 2 o'clock the usual examination
showed that the dying inventors tenn
perature was high, but that the pulse
and respiration had decreased. No
fear was entertained at that hour, but
thirty minutes later the attending
nurse noted rapid changes for the
worse.
For approximately two weexs the
patient had been unconsci 0us, but as
lis eyes rolled about the room in the
direction of the nurses, the doctors
ard members of the family, he gave
unmistakable evidence of subcon-
scious desire to recognize them. On
Wednesday morning, as Orville sat at
the bedside, Wilbur smiled family.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1912-06-07
OKLAHOMA STORM KILLS ]
THREE FATALLY HURT IN HON.
my VALLEY.
Twister Levels Oil Derricks and Build
ings in it's Path-Property Loss
5000, 900.

Tulsa, Okla-A cyclone that swept
down Hominy valley and through the
south side of Skiatook, 20 miles north
of Tulsa, lett trail OF death and de-
strCction
Seven deaths have be N reported
and at least three were injured fatally
and score or less hurt.
The storm cut path 200 yards
wide for distance of five miles. 1t
was a regular twister and came from
the northeast 1t carried farm build
ings and giant trees before it. The
killed and injured were caught while
attempting to escape.
The storm cut a swath through the
Skiatook oil fields, leveling derricks
and buildings before it. Skiatook had
warning of its approach and most of
the residents of that place souht safe
ty in storm cellars.
All of the killed reported resided in
the country and it is believed the ma
jority of injured were country people.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1912-06-07
FOUR DROWNED AT HANNIBAL
Man, Wife, Daughter and Youth in
Skiff Sucked Under Barges in
Mississippi River Current.

Hannibal, MOO. T. Kirtley.
owner of a printing office here,
his wife, their daughter, years old,
and Crandall King, a member of the
senior class of the Hannibal high
school, were drowned when a skiff in
which they were riding capsized They
were going across the Mississippi riv-
cr to pass Decoration day fishing.
King had made his expenses work
irg in Kirtley's printing office.
The current sucked the boat under
some large freight barges anchored
at the levee. Only Mrs. Kirtley's body
was recovered.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1912-06-07
RHYME or MODERN MARINER
Being the Story Of the Rescue of Cap
tain Blake's Son From Watery
NNs Grave.

Captain Blake is mariner bold, and
his ship is the Mary Ann. His crew
consists of his wife and child and one
able-bodied man. His boat Is barge
which lies near Pier B on the Jersey
side, and yesterday he left he there at
the dock, securely tied. On the deck
of the barge his little son, not yet Ia
months old, was playing about with
terrier pup called Rag-Tag. His moth
er was taking needed nap in the
cabin, where all was dark. when her
dreams were broken rudely by the
dogs staccato bark. When she rushed
on deck she saw the pup with his fore
feet on the rail and his eager eyes dt-
rected toward an object that was a.
sail. She looked and saw, then al
most swooned, but gave frightened
scream when she saw the baby sailing
off on an Ice foe in the stream.
go get him-save my little boy!"
she screamed, and in trice the faith
full pup was swimming toward the
floating cake of ice. The mothers
cry was heard by men upon vessel
near-the steamship Oceana, which
was tied up at her pier. An officer
named Lindsay looked and saw the
baby's plight and soon had manned
boat and gone to save the drifting
mite Before he reached the dancing
cake the dog was on it, too. The Ice
foe bore two passengers, captain
and his crew.
The baby and the terrier were taken
in the boat-a tiny pair OF mariners.
too young to be afloat. And with the
child safe in her arms the mother
wept for joy, but not whimper pass
ed the lips of the small sailor boy. But
when his father, Captain Blake, re-
turned last night and heard his wife
relate the story just as it had oc-
aurred, he pursed his lips and whistled
long, then gave his head a shake and
said: "This surely Is fact from me
that you can take. That kid OF mine
sailors life most certainly will
cheese. He's breaking in to learn the
game by taking his first cruise" Then,
thinking of the cake of ice which was
the baby's boat, he said: THAT boy
will navigate the biggest ship afioat-
He's got the first requirement, and he
can't be called fool; for whatever
else he III ght have dcre, he certainly
kept COOL New York Times.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1912-06-07
Filipino Sorrow.

When l went down to breakfast the
other morning at my hotel found the
attentive and unusually intelligent Fill
pino waiter who has served me ever
since attached myself to the hostelry
squad. His eyes were bleared with
salty tears and he looked down at the
floor to avoid my glance of inquiry.
'I am a few minutes late" / said to
the waiter. And then: you have
been crying. What troubles your"
Again he burst into tears, and. lean
ing his head against the wall sobbed
as if his heart would break.
what on earth ails your" I asked,
rther sympathetically ANY of your
relatives dead?"
mo, no, senior, not that" and the
waiter boohooed again.
Then out with it, boy!" I exclaim-
ed, rather impatiently: "out with it!"
"Oh, senor," he stammered. "the
pancakes are cold!"
Noble muchacho, that, isn't he?-
Philippines Monthly.