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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-24
= - Sf0I1l OF 1TlIIOe
Seius Life,
Ssu Ell Longer,
2pngielen nit &ierte tren9erl

4rpIten mesie6e Suleepongeliet
ira 4Iteret, og aoret iong ioo
imtft ben aiten: oOplsfter eoers
5opeoer, 5 Borte, og oabner eoer,
) 8er0ens Oere, at 9grens aonge
fan bragg inol - 9Oem er ban,
Den g@rens aonge2 - Get er Ser
ren, itprf oe meetig, Serren, meg.
tiq / Stri0l" Oh forito0 mnaife
life ret meget al oct 9ele, men oo
Slaftningsinlmen vDeilig er Sor0en"
100, 6o lang on meo al belle DIT
g~arne6ierte.
Soo tom on bjem. SiilenaOoeren
par til @noe, Greet bleu t9tot,
SaImerne iunget, @aperne omoelt,
og on oi6ite inort boerfen no eler
mo / al ben Serligbe0. Vto'r baDoe
Iogt, on mnntte p9re lRnge oppe
Suleoften, men of, on ipntes, Ii.
ben bar iao fort, ioa fort. - Su.
fer on Satlen / garnOommens
0oge9
Men 8toen gift. On bleu itsrre;
on bleo ogioa floeere, ipntes on.
OH bleo flor. Wooife fom on bort
ira Siemmet. OH bsrte, booroon
Renneffer toe SUBS Nopn forfen.
aeliat, 6ai iao, bporoan be pinte bin.
on6en, bporoan De ifen6tes og flo.
aes, bpor6on be iaore6e binanoerts
Tslelier, bporoon be trornpeoe poo
binanoen. On op6ogeoe, at Der bar
en- bel @osie Wenneiter, Der filteoe
90 fres og leo, Der maotte Hide for
oct 6asIiee grso til iis oe fine fra
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-24
Set, Der befaar.
Dor SUBS Orb beitaar epinbelis,
Isl. 40, 81.
5Obannes % Selns.
vi aGel Sierre.

rem og bereote ! MlenneiterS Cant
Otttigbe0er Sci for 6retieren. 9an
oor enonu paa Den gamle Rogts
@runo. 0ten Dan 6eie0e jig fpem
moo goangeliets 9Ds og bite an
ore geien 0erinO, at De IflrI0e BIZ
be lDfteltge.
Der par arunmer ! Sobannes
Gen og ionO par ban, en- Dom ooer
arore. Og ioln ban frnoe iige gtei
Og ga, ioa oct boIOtl
Ger fom 9lpo ira De iornemnle i
Solicit: Soem er on? SfltI0e on
life oare elias, boem Der er ia0t
ON, at ban fonmer igen fsreno Den
inloeoe? @Qer Den itore Brofet, ON
9Dem Der er ipooet (Sob. 1, 19-28).
Nei iogOe Soburnes. Ser tomner
ingen Sentponing til 8Ianien ooer
bans 0prinOelie, intet on @ngelens
8u0Ifub til bans Sober, intet ON
oct nere SIegtifabsiorboI0 til gtes.
iios. Sum ct p0mDgt, men fait 0ei.
0g mg0te ban oct on0e poa i'm
Sci itre6te bon at lore andre OF
iige oct iamnle Iei: 5 5ol0ere, inpo
fife Solicit! 5ol0oter, 90 life 8oGo.
ger fife llret, men lao ler mis- me0
e0ers 9gnl SeIp til aongen poo
bans 5rone taIte ban no al jim
prli9e Si9I: 9eroOes, Oct er Gig If
fe tiloot at toge DIN gro0ers 9u-
itrul
Nfen bar ban itor / at iige BE,
ioa bar ban bet oeiaa at iige So.
Der Itoor, at @rr0s Sro fom til
boln, og 90 Oct bap0e nnpiit Dam
bans 8lo0s, bolOt ban ben trolig
til oct ii0ite. San loonte i'm 5uii.
ge til en- itprferes 5ieneite; 6eIt
og u0en Soig gao ban Seius lit
So. 5relieren fom fife / 9inIens
SerIigbeo, men / en- title Sfiftelie
ION ben Siener, BAN er. 0ien go
bannes i~orargeoes life poa BAN.
San iod' bam mo i 5jertet me6
lpngielsful0e Zine, og bun fanot
CUBS aerIigbe0 itsrre emo ale
Menneffer8 Snn6: Sc oct @ios
Sam, iog6e Fan. oiom berer
@eroens Spnbl" San mao pot.
ie, men ieg bIiper mi16rel~
5romme, iterfe Sobonnes, gIn0e
@lto Din Si9l Os bieIpe Os al
eoa / DIT Sporl
5bi oct itoI ri. &oao ri ioo Ell.
Iers be06er, ale ri 0sbte, Sobnn.
mes er bort fpaes Roon, oct er,
Serren er noo0igl ct Raon. Ser FOR.
pIigterl
5oriogeliens geei og 5roens go
mao Di lore.
93ei TIL oct, iom er on6t, -isri ino-
90 i os ieIo. iaa lt0oo / Somiunoet
Iei til Dor uIpit til at gre @uOs
8ilie, Selooporogeliens tltnge, men
nsopenoige 0ej. Og Nei til olt 0et,
Der for6erper bort 5olf. I'D IRE
oeligbe6en, ielp / oct mirtoite; til
Slo6oeren, Der forgifter bort Sam-
fu16; til Oper0on0igbeoen, Der ger
9pffen be6 Ell nsiiontt 2ip foragtet.
SiI Snrtobeo og Renbe6 er Oct, oi
trPnger.
Og nonr Spsrgsmoalet fommer
ogian til os: Spem er Dup = forn.
mel / be title Simer, iom ser mao
pogtes paa, foroi @pigbeoen er /
Dem, = 6o gpI6er oct ON OF ipore
ret. Soor gerne bite pi BEN til oct
pi fit ubrettet Der | 8eroen, til 8en-.I
rerie, iom oi ponot. Wen ogioa
Der mna bort 0ei lpoe fldrt. Obi
BEN, iom er of Sdnbbeo, nee6, OF
forn en- Dnmp oil ale 6isfe Sing
foreoo, oe tilboee blfper Blot en-
Spnbers 9e6erIne og finn bnlne
Seire: Serre, oi peeo ale Sing =
6u peeo, at I mig, oct er | nit
&ierte, Dor irrtet gootl
Ia err Der bereot for 5roens "a.
Nhi fonner fan mart igen, fom
beiIer ill bort ga. Om bdm mon
Ger tribes til fioft. sbi oisie no
bentsf6r6nde bor bet fom ssohdnnes: !
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-24
9ufer9u?

Surfer ou? ga. for oct er 10 MO-
penOigt At fluule butte, % life
minOit / port 6or5ol6 til ben Ieoen.
De @l1o. M1en, iom iogt, buffer
on, 6oor0o on glnoeOe dig til 5u.
len, "a Oh bar file? Nor 6opoe
iad traplt me0 at gore SuIerent,
bage ao9er, fIrppe SuIetr9sppnt o9
alt oct meget on0et, Der berer gu.
fen til. Og booo giorOe on ioo?
I'll begpn0te at tplle 0a9ene lige
ira Den fsrite December, ior vi.
nonoffen fortalte, at December bar
9Slllemaaneo; og naor Qto'r iog0e:
$50 pi BOG funOe fua Sltleine /
2lor!", ioo fre6 Oh Op poa en- Stol
pt0 @it0let og presie0e 49ien flao
moo Glroen og itirreOe % itirreOe
op moo Nimlen, fiGr mar Den par
tllng oa oOertrlffen. % ioo fom
Sneen nionife li9e in0en Sail for
rigtig at tpitne Al Stsien, for ben
pioite 10 nof, at OIL OilOe ioo gerne
bore oft, bpao 3o'r % Dor boiife0e
inmmeit OIL.
Get bar 9iaeiuleoften. 0u iaa,
.boorOan 5olf gif forbi meo Sille.
trper / 5apner, og bporoon ale
Altiigter itraole0e % iaa ioa foroent.
nl1gsiuloe no. enOelig tom Oo Den
81. December. airfefIofferne fine.
De ~9eitiosfut6t I9nge inoen @uos-
tjeneiten. 9uiten ipntes ollere0e al
npnne ioo fogte pao BEN 6pbe, ifsn.
ne 9opiong. @uostieneiten begpn0te
aloffen iem. 9irfen bar fpGot til
.itoite Blnos. Nnnge maat1e itoa
op / Miotergangen 90 / Munfegan.
gen. aae 2piefronerne par tpnot.
6oilfet 9Dsbopl % mn 6irreOe De
aoqnle airfebuer UNDER OrgeIets
mpgtiqe 9rus og clearinghouse
Commencing:
ri 08jbe0en oprun0en er
en- Wtorgenitierne, fIor % ifPr,
al Son0beo % of Roooe -
Dine imnn 9orneIeber lang meo
pan De iioite 9inier, iom Mo'r bon.
DC iunqet me0 Dig i 0o9ene fer
Sui:
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12

enjoyed their daily bath during the
warm weather. 1t was amusing to
see them splash the water about. This
was an occurrence that interested and
delighted the children very much.
This style Of house just suits a two
story porch, and the porch seems to
fit the house as though 1t grew there.
1t is not always easy to arrange a
porch on three sides of a house with.
out making some of the rooms dark.
but that objection is eliminated in
this plan. This style Of porch is a
finish to the building and is a great
protection to both front and side
doors opening into the dining room.
like an outside entrance to the
dining room, especially where the
room is large and not overcrowded
with furniture. / think most house
wives like this arrangement also. A
dining room is not furnished usually
80 extensively as front paricr.
When there is a side entrance the i'm
mediate friends OF the family usually
oSSP AA6ht AhtO INC inner tiiCie Will
out the formality OF ringing the front
door bell. There is an element OF
sociability in this sort OF thing that
induces comfort. / do not believe In
furnishing parlor In such a way
that 1t is too nice TO use. | believe
In comfort first and show afterward:
but at the same time II is considerable
work to keep the front part OF the
house In first-class condition and have
every member OF the family running
through 1t continually. A woman dis.
likes to order the children out OF the
parlor, to stay out, unless they have
some other place TO go, and there
should be comfortable place for the
children In every home. The dining
room in this house offers a solution
OF the problem. With a good CRATE
and cheerful fire In cold weather
the youngsters win be found In tho
dining room every time. unless the
old folks are so selfish that they ara
obliged to find recreation al one OF
the neighboring houses.
The size OF this house is "a fac, a
inches wide by "a feet long, exclusive
OF the porch, which is large enough TO
make six good rooms, besides numer.
GUS cupboards, bathroom. and an al.
cove that comes In very handy for a
sewing room.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12

Mr.. william A. Raaford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining 70 the
subject OF building for the readers OF this
paper On account OF HIS wide experience
as Editor. Author and Manufacturer, he
is, without doubt the highest authority
on oil these subjects. Address all inquiries
to William A. Radford, No. las West
Jackson boulevard. Chicago. Ill, and only
enclose two-cent stamp for reply.
This house plan appeals to me as
being one of the neatest and most In
teresting low-cost houses l ever built.
The plan lends itself to splendid ar
rangement OF rooms, both upstairs
and down. II is easy to arrange the
necessary conveniences when the
rear of the house is wider than the
front, and this object is easily accom-
plished with a two-section roof on tho
three-gable plan--one of the most sat
isfactory roofs ever built. This style
of roof dates back TO the earliest
American architecture. 1t originated
in the efforts of builders to add a
pleasing front to the old-fashioned
long houses built with the side to the
road but this plan has been i'm.
proved upon, until the completed
house shows very little resemblance
to the original efforts In this direc-
ton.
While the front part of the house is
pleasing and the arrangement is al
most perfect, the rear section is given
up entirely to the dining room, kitch-
en- and the accessories to these rooms.
While we all like to see pretty par
lor and an attractive hall. we should
remember that house Is built to
live In next year and for good many
years to come. The work of getting
meals is about the same, day after
day and year after year. Meals are
prepared In the kitchen and served In
the dining room three times daily. and
a little saving in work each time
amounts to a great deal in the aggre-
gate. A dining room IL feet wide
and 26 feet inches long is unusual.
even In large house This is not a
large house. but there is room enough
for large dining room without en-
croaching on anything else.
The little square hall in the rear is
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
A Girls Wild Midnight Ride

To warn people OF fearful forest
fire in the Catskills young girl rode
horseback at midnight aud saved
many lives. Her deed was glorious
but lives are often saved by DR..
Kings New Discovery in curing lung
trouble, conghs and colds which
might have ended in Consumption or
pneumonia. 1T cured me OF a dread
full cough and lung disease" writes
w, r. Patterson, Wellington, Tex.
after four in our family had died
with consumption, and I gained 81
pounds. Nothing so sure and safe
for all throat and lung troubles. Price
SOC aud sl.o0. Trial bottle free
Guaranteed by all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12

drip carried 60 he'd OF mint We all
know how 20 appreciate roast lamb
with mint sauce, and when the mint
Is gathered fresh and clean az the
side of the house, e Is much more OF
delicaey than when bought from
the market aud carted around through
the dust tor - hours before being de-
livered Mint viii grow fairly we'll
in the garden II lightly shaded, but IL
Is a water.loying plant, and does bet
ter when II gets a continual supply OF
moisture If the pipe from the Ice
box is short, the water Is likely TO be
rather cold. II is better TO run the
water along an open trough for dis
lance OF eight 10 feet feet, to raise
the temperature of the drip water.
For this purpose an open trough Is
better than pipe. for two reasons:
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
CATARRH IN HEAD
ENDED FOREVER
Ely's Cream Balm Forever
Ends Catarrh Miseries.
Try a Bottle Tonight.

The most effective and harmlesa v.v -
cure catarrh or cold In the head IL ~ a. ~
ply little OF Ely's Cream Balm Tb;s
pleasant, harmless, antiseptic, cleanain aas
h hsaling Balm quickly heals tho sore mem
anal, ' ana 7. restores the sense Of taste and
eatarrh. "'i"s caSe OF
Get a 30 cent bottle from your dyuoc,..
use a. according 10 directions. and coI5 T.,
.ne mead, catarrh, catarrhal deafpsss ha.a
aene, head noises and sneezinp viii III l' ~
. more tnan this, tho Balm viii strenrtb ~,
r ,ag sslalsiyo membranes, 90 That You can
Quick relief from catar,b., -.
awaits you at any drug store 4 r a' ss'y
oottio q Aiy's Cream lin "a aon ny LII
Io'e Than sufficient - cure 49,,
GnIonie .eae o. cslarrh or Lav saas.
a :, Perfectly it, harmless II you Prefer r,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
Coed champ CLARK STONY.

"They are going the wrong way
about It," said Champ Clark. at ban.
quet in Bowling Green of a tax that he
opposed. They remind me. in this
expensive scheme for raising revenue,
OF Mrs. Calhoun Webster
"'Cal,' said Mrs. Webster. one lovely
morning in early spring I wish you'd
save up your money and get a blplane
or monoplane.
"'What for?' the astonished Calhoun
Webster asked,
30 said the wife. we need so many
things this summer-hats and harem
skirts and new carpets and talking me-
chimes, and so on-and winning aero
plane prizes seems such a quick way
TO earn money Washington Post
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
First Floor Plan.

considerable, so that the economy,
even In this case, is advisable: but
when ice Is bought and paid for at
prevailing summer prices, the neces-
sity for being careful is much greater
Sometimes it is not convenient to
drain the ice-box into the sewer
When placed next to the outside wall,
1t is easy to bore hole through the
floor, install piece of gas-pipe with
an elbow. and run the pipe outside
One house that was built like this had
the waste water from the melting ice
carried outside of the wall and the
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
The MOdesty OF Women

Naturally makes them shrink from tho
indicate questions, the obnoxious ex-
amlnations, and unpleasant local treat
ments, which some physicians consider
essential In the treatment OF diseases OF
women. Yet, II help can be had, it is
better to submit to this ordeal than let
the disease grow and spread. The trouble
is that so often the woman undergoes all
the Annoyance and shame for nothing.
Thousand \of women who have been
cured bX DR.. Nerce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton writa> In depreciation OF the cure
which disp eh3es NS(th the examinations
and local treatmentsS There Is no other
mcdiclne SO Snre-and-safe-fQr- delicate
women as "Favoritc Prescription 1t
cures debilltating drains, irregularlty and
female weakness. 1t always helps. 1t
almost always cures. 1t Is strictly non
alcoholic, non secret, all Its ingredients
being printed on its bottle-wrapper; con.
tains no deletcrlous or authorizing
drugs, and every native medicinal root
entering into its composition has the full
endorsement of those most eminent In the
several schools of medical practice. Some
OF these numerous and strongest Of pro-
fesslonal endorsements of its ingredients,
will be found In pamphlet wrapped
around the bottle, also in a booklet mailed
free on request, by DR.. r. Y. Pierce, OF
Buffalo, N. Y. These professional en-
dorsements should have far more weight
than any amount Of the ordinary lay, or
non-professional testimonials.
The most intelligent women nowadays
insist on knowing what they take as med
icine instead of opening their mouths like
a lot of young birds and gulpng down
whatever is offered them. rFavorite Pre-
scription Is Of KNOWN COMPOSITION. 1t
makes weak women strong and sick
women well.
DR.. Plerce's Medical Adviser is sent free
on receipt of stamps to pay expense OF
mailing onlU. Send to DIR. X. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y, 81 one-cent stamps for pa
per covered, or 81 stamps for cloth-bound.
II sick consult the Doctor, free OF charge
by letter. All such communications are
held sacredly confidential.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigorate
and regulate stomach. liver and bowels.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
Strong
Appeal for
Keeping
Animal
Pets
BY L. JARDINE. Omaha. Neb.


and cats devoted and industrious mothers Moreover
there just who find pleasure petng
caring for anima and normal properly brought children
invariably fond of them.
The discipline of learning with kind consideration
hold creatures whose comfort entirely dependent upon thought
fitness of their big brothers, valuable training
child well the child the fun
of rompng with jolly fourfooted playmate spirit good
fellowship has missed of the keen delights of child life
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
DON'T PULL OUT THE GRAY HAIRS;
A SIMPLE REMEDY RESTORES COLOR

good. reliable hair.restoring treatment
should be resorted to at once. Special
lists say that one of the best prepare
tions to use is the old-fashioned sage
tea" which our grandparents used. The
best preparation OF this kind is Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy. a prep
aration OF domestic sage and sulphur.
scientifically compounded with later dis
covered hair tonics and stimulants. the
whole mixture being carefully balanced
and tested by experts.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur is clean and
wholesome and perfectly harmless. It
refreshes dry, parched hair, removes
dandruff and gradually restores faded or
gray hair to its natural color.
This preparation is offered to the
public Mt fifty cents a bottle, and In
recommended and sold by all druggists.
Special Agent s. W. Cochran 4 Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
Cures Dandruff, Stops Falling
Hair and Makes 1t
Grow.

Pull out one gray hair and a dozen
will take its place" is an old saying
which is, TO great extent, true, IL no
steps are taken TO stop the cause. When
gray hairs appear it is a sign that Ma
ture needs assistance. 1t is Natures
call for help. Gray hair, dull, lifeless
hair, or hair that is falling out, is not
necessarily sign of advancing age, for
there are thousands OF elderly people
with perfect heads OF hair without
single streak Of gray.
When gray hairs come. or when the
hair seems to be Iifeiess or dead, some
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
TTOlleyS to Trenton

Cars leave Bridge Street, Lambert
vile, for Trenton Gao, 7:ao, $40,
o:7o, o:zo, 1870; A,MI2:ao, 1920, 7:ao,
$40, 4:2o, $40, 6:7o, 7:2o, SEQ, o:2o,
Io:ao, II:zo, P. NJ; I7:2o midnight,
daily, Sunday included. Returning,
leave Trenton on same schedule from
5:2o A, NJ, to II:2o, P. NJ. Fare
25c. each way, or Ioc. return.
Connections At Yardley.
Cars leaving I.ambertville at 6:ao
7:zo, o:zo, A. NJ. ; 7:zo, $40, L. NJ.
make immediate connection at Yardley
with trains for Philadelphia. arriving
there in one and one-half hours. Re.
turning, trains leaving Reading Ter
minal at 7:z3, 1880, A. M 1890,
a:I7, 3:I7, 4:i7, go, 6:r7 7:I7, P.
NJ, make close connections for Lam
bertville. Round trip rate, $r44--
zoc. each way to and from Yardey
and $I.o4 return, to Philadelphia.
Close connections at Morrisville wita
electric cars to and from Bristol and
Philadelphia.
Trenton New hope & LambGrtVlllGSt. R
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12

What Is a cold in the headg Nothing 10
worry about il you treat il with Ely's Cream
Balm Neglected, the cold may grow into
catarrh, and the air-passages be so infamed
that You have TO fight FOR every breath II is
true that Ely's Cream Balm masters catsrrh /,
promptly But you know the old saving
about the ounce OF prevention. Therefore
use Caeam Balm when the cold in the head
shows itself. All druggists, 60e., or mailed
by Ely Bros. SO Warren Street, New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
Frightful Polar Winds

blow with terrific force at the far
north aud play havoc with the skin,
causing red. rough or sore chapped
hands and lips. that need Buckleu's
Arnica Salve to heal them. 1t makes
the skin soft and smooth. Uurivaled
for cold-sotes. also burns, boiIs, sores,
ulcers, cuts, bruises aud piles. Only
35 cents at all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
That
Poor Old
Tired
Business
Man


aspect only The who his force pay this
in hard, cold dollars later
This is why behooves the much talked of
watch his he would his watch his poceboo
crowd. -
Americans waste their energy mad rush accomplish
great things at ninitesma time expenditure.
There ganyng the precioune of time but of infinitely
value the all too finite forcehe which
vdual engine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12

the water is exposed to the atmoc-
phere, and warns up much better IL
summer; and. IL the icebox is useS
in cold weather, trough will NOS
burst when the water freezes. An
other drain for an ice-box that came
under my observation. was carried TO
a porcelain dish for the benefit OF the
birds. It kept a constant supply OF
water in a shallow dish, and the birds
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12

Why is it necessary to assume, as most
of those discussing the matter seem to do,
that only childless women keep pets? The
fact is that some people love animals and
others do not, and whether or not one has
children has nothing to do with it.
should say that the woman whose pa
thence and charity are wide enough to in
clude even the lower orders of the Creators
great family, would be the one least likely
to shirk the duty of motherhood, and best
fitted for its fulfllment.
1t happens that in my own acquaint-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12

When will the human dray horse learn
to conserve his strength for the added bur-
den of old age?
Many man who is a momentary miser
may be a spendthrift of nervous force.
The happy medium is, of course, the
mean to be most desired-it was Aristotle
who preached the desirablity hundreds of
years ago-but, of the two extrayagances.
the over-expenditure of nerves must be de-
plored more greatly than extravaganza in
mere money matters.
Practically speaking, nervous waste is
money waste, to look at the commercial
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-01-12
Ina Pinch. use ALIENS Foor-EAsE.

The antiseptic powder to shake into your
shoes. Relieves hot, tired, aching, swollen,
sweating feet of all pain and makes walking
delight. Takes the sftog out Of corns and
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Helplno the poor

Have you no friends TO help your"
Il have some kind friends, but they
bunch their gifts. l get FIVE turkeys
Thanksgiving and nothing during the
rest Of the year"
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That man has the digestion Of a
goat"
Perhaps that is why when there is
anything to eat, he is alawys butting
In"
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Bad condition IN rno,ana.

England has % reform schools for
boys and nine for girls. with 6S IN Jus.
trial schools for boys and AZ Cor girls
Not one of these schools for sss71. aas
any woman on its board of control
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Good cause

willie-Did you have an appoint.
ment with my sister?
Mash-Ya-as. I did.
Willie-Now know why she went
out In the rain.-Judge.
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Marks-By the way. old man, how
about that cure for partial badness
you tried? Did 1t work.
Parks-You betl I'm entirely
bald now