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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
CUE IS GIVEN, BUT
No HORSE APPEARS
Policeman Innocently Spoils
Spectacular Scene at After
noon Performance.

Instead OF Louis XI, CONSERVATION
reigned on the stage at the Orpheum
yesterday afternoon. when Willard Mack
was due TO make his grand entrance IN
the last act of III Weye King" AS
per schedule, the star was TO enter
astride a handsome. prancing. white
horse.
When the cue was given there was
no horse. simply Mr. Mack and James
lines Justin Huntley Mccarthy, the play
Wright. never g%ys MS hero. Both spoke
pianisslmo' while the hired mob
looked on and marveled.
Five minutes before, the steed. securely
hitched outside the stage ,our had been
complaisantly fiicsing with his tail the
At the appointed moment. no charger was
10 he found.
The dOorstep warmers outside the Sal
walton Army MOTEL volunteered The infoi-
nation that big irish cop come along
united The horse and took him over TO
Manager C. y, sutton lost no time
in getting over 10 headquarters, where
ne found Sergeant Ben Selglus ca joling
the desk sergeant into making an entry
in the blotter anent one white horse
owner unknown.
Mr.. sutton was indignant: Sergeant
Seigfus. dignihed. Nj. Sutton said that
it was plain case Of horscsteeiinS, as
the animal was standing, on OrpheuIn
property and was securely lied. Ser
geant Seigfus affirmed that the animal
was obstTUCtiuB "a public ihOToughfare.
to-wit. Orpheum avenue
II was n heated argument. but the ths
atrical man finally 3ot The horse. Last
night the animal was tied up in the stage
lobby pending his cue. and amused him
self BY trying 10 kick = panel out % the
door. The feminine portion OF the cast
In the play was somewhat panic stricken
as they lodged his heels and diyed for
their dressing rooms.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
VIOLATION OF LIQUOR
ORDINANCE CHARGE

T.. l.. Wiley, manager of Maxim cal
was arrested at 4.20 O'Clock yesterd
afternoon and charged with having vi
lated the state liquor ordinance HA W
arrested by Detective IT, l.. Glenn a,
Patroimen William WiclcIe and Walgren
Wiley was released Oh furnishing 500
insure his appearance In court
The same detective and policemen wi
arrested Mr.. Wiley arrested Paul Ands
son In the Louvre rathslScller at 4.
O'Clock in the afternoon and booked hi
on the same charge. At T.60 o'clock /
the evening Detective Glenn and Patro
men r. NJ. Davey and Joseph Down.
returned to the Louvre and arrested
D. Bailey. who was also charged WI
violation Of the state liquor ordlnanc
anderson and Bailey were RELEASED 4
their own rccognizance
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

Willard Mack scored the greatest tri-
uiuph of his successful engagement at
the orpheum In the presentation OF Jus
IN IN 99'cSSjsrtn$ Sj$ beautiful romantic drama.
lossly staged and splendidIy acted An
audience which crowded the house TO its
capacity. gave SIR Mack and his players
enthusiastic approval and innunera bic
curtain calls. Fhe role OF Francois vi.
Hon. the vagabond. who is' given the
nlsce OF chief constable 10 the king OF
france for one week TO crafty a royal
Sliirn. gives Mr.. Msck's ability for heroic
portrayal full sway, and his gift was
never seen TO better advantage His an
pezrc-ncs was indeed kingly and his
magnetic personality made his audience
le"i sS his noble lady love said that
truly "a man had come 10 court" Miss
VcniVicfe Blinn. as Katherine De Vau-
.enss' IN love with Wilton. did good
Morh ana gave Mr. Mack excellent sup
port Walter Seymour as Louis Nj. king
81 france did perhaps the best piece OF
acting OF any OF his successful presen-
,auons IN salt Lake. In his faltering
aten, MS wonderful makeup aud his as-
suurption or the kings eccentrIcities Mr.
seymour was perfect, and certainly add ed
20 his reputation for artistic acting NI{ss
80 SS9yilY as huSnctte du Hamcl a girl
"i INC stFects. devoted 20 ViUion wa a
remarkably good. Miss Flizabcth Ross
hotber Wilton. had a small part but
nld IL we'll Frank Jonassou made an
excellent Tristan I.'Herrni'o Tho ,bs,
.aNefn' NuUou's associates. were eli veil
,aheh ana The cast as 4 whole ala fine
Ihc play VIII run through the ,y,ek
WIZ n,stinees Thursday and Sat,,rde,-
icnOtEr vaudeville ~ the Colonial y,us
Sreeien yesterday hy seycrni rars1i,, i.
nonses and Judging from The amount or
applaus. elected by the several acts fo-
iheir offerings. should be accredited ,yi,h
sng a success. The management is
.D-Ial N INC quantity they present and IN
several Instances tho quality was birI,I,.
commeucsbie- Johnny Daley opens tho
pruormancc with an exhibition OF fsrcv
SKATING and skate dancing, that rs Meas
ing Edith Mellor sings an Irish and
coon song acceptably Francis and
lewis have novelty weight lifting act
mat only suffers from insne comedy.
Leonard and Phillips present a tsIkinc
act that - not particularly new. but the
male members interpola; I'd song finds IN
for. BulgeTs Goats aptlv execute 4 NUN
her ~ tricks and the Uncle ToU CLIMAX
- hieMy humorous. There arc three
vecls OF excellent pictures and "A .peci Al
Offering with slides up TO the minute
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
ADJUSTMENTS

SALT LAKE THEATEE-Hc Helen
Ware in "Thc Price" Thursday.
Friday aud Saturday nights and
Friday and Saturday afternoons
OiPHEtM TliEATED - Willard
Mack. supported by orpheum play
crs. In III J Were King" all wenil
Curtain, Sis. Matinee Thursday
and saturday, 2:l5 Z. IN.
EMPRESS THEhTER sullivan Con-
sidlne vaudeville. Matinee daily at
go. Two evening performances,
$50 md a:i5. Bill changes We'd
nesddy afternoon
COLONIAL. TUlEATEE--Lev vsude-
villc. Matinee daily at go TWO
evening performances. 1880 and a.15.
Bills VIII change Saturday after
noon
GARRICK THEATER-"Quaker Fol-
Hes new operretta by Miss Mar
garct Whitney. Will be given it's
premier production Thursday night
with performances Friday and Sat
urday nights and Saturday after
noon
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Preaching Not All.

There Is another duty--the duty OF
seeking after everything that is truth
ful, honest. Just pure, lovely, OF good
report and all that is worthy of praise.
These things one should be able 10
gather from all parts OF the world.
II is psu OF the religion OF the Lat
ter-day Saints TO accept all that Is
good, no matter where IL may be
manifested.
The Lattcr-day Saints should be
broad mindcd-as broad as the gospel
of Jesus Christ. We feel that we
have something to contribute 70 the
virtue OF the world and 10 the hon
csty Of man. We therefore 20 out
into the world, and In humility. offer
our testimony 10 truths which VIC be-
Iicve 10 be divine.
I recall the story Of & certain Chris
tisn missionary who had converted
tho chief Of n pagan tribe. Prcpara-
tons had been made for the baptism
and the tribesmen were gathered
about TO witness the ceremony. As
the chief WAS about 10 be baptized
into tho faith, he thought OF his an
cestora who had not had tho oppor-
tunity 10 learn of Christ, and asked:
"What have YOU 10 say OF them? I
am 10 be saved, but what OF my an
csstors? Will they be saved or will
thcy he damund2''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
TWO SUSPECTED OF
HOLDUP ARRESTED

Bert" Winslow. who said that he was
y laboreT. was arrested on information
furnished from ogden at 100 o'clock last
evening. by Patrolman W. G. Roo. lie
Is suspected OF being the tall man who
with A companion held UP street car
In ogden lest Thursday morning and re-
lsvod the conductor, Z. A. Cook, OF
$500 end q dollar watch,
I'D" Speclrod. who iS thought To be
the short man %. the two who held up
the Ogden street car Thursday morning,
was arrested in Ogden az 9:Ib o'clock
last night Specirod was arrested by De-
tcctivcs Robert Chambers and RohaTt
HurE. Ogden officers will come TO Salt
Lake City FOR Winsow TO-DAY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
MANY MOURNERS AT
BIER OF GOODRICH

Funeral services for Alfred Goodrich
who died from being struck by n brick
falling from the new Walker building
Wedn csday. we're held n the E6er w
Hall chapel AT ( o'cIocl. yesterday after
noon. The hall was pnciccd Dy the many
friends OF the unfortunate boy ana many
beautiful floral offerings covered the cEsk-
~. The Rev. r 4. S!mpkin conducted
tile funeral services and music was fur
nished by n mixed uuartctte that sang
several appropriate songs. The pallhear-
crs were ncwsbovs who had known and
worked with Young Goodrich. Intsrment
Has In the City cemetery.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Salvation Plan BroaG.

And the missionary replied. ''They
were not Christians and they must
suffer eternal damnation." Then"
said the chief, I'D rather be damned
in the hell of my ancestors" and was
not baptized
Would Christ have been so narrow
az 10 say that they were condemned
because they had not had the oppor-
iunty OF hearing the gospel? The
Japanese asked me concerning their
ancestors. whether II they became
Christians they must separate them
selves from them, and whether. while
they We're saved. their ancestors
must be damned.
replied that though God could not
save, and would not save any man
that did not accept Jesus Christ. and
acknowledge Jesus TO be the Christ,
i, is the privilege Of every Lattcr-day
Saint 10 he baptized for the dead,
for, Though they are dead In the
flesh, they are alive In the spirit. We
have to offer to the world our belief
that God is so just that he will hold
invulnerable the plan OF salvation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
DANES OF SALT LAKE
HONOR DEAD RULE

Memorial services for the late III
Frederick VIII or Denmark who died
Hamburg May 10. ~ the age OF 81. we
held yesterday afternoon at the DAM
Lutheran church IN this city The ser
Ices were conducted by the Rev Mr.. Tia
old Jensen and an address was made
Thorvlld Orlob. vice consul OF Dcnma
in this city. who gave a synopsis OF z
career OF the late king Special mut
was furnished by the choir Of the churc
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
PNEUMONIA CLAIMS
FRANKLIN u. GRAY

Franklin -. Gray. a carpenter 56 years
old died OF pneumonia yesterday after
an Illness OF one week. lie died at the
home OF his niece. Mrs. Joseph l.. Char
tTand, 3J3 East Sixth South street. Mn
GRAY was prominent in the Independent
Order OF Odd Fellows. being an active
member Of salt Lake lodge No. . OF
this order Funeral services VIII be held
in the O6d Fellows hall at o'clock Tues
day afternoon. Iutermcnt will be in the
Citv cemetery.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
JUDGE DAY PLEASED
BY SALT LAKE VISl

Judge William 4. Dsy. president Of {
Equitable Life Assurance society Of Nt
York, left the city yesterday evenfu
after an enjoyable visit OF little mo
than dav.
Day while he was here was filed WI
pleaSurablc entertainment and WIN
leaving he expressed to close friends
feeling OF admiration for Salt Lake Ci
and the citizens whom he had met duriI
his stay here, Judge Day will go fro
mere TO New York having been absel
from his headquarters since April 90
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Mother Learns News.

Tho mother, who was found al home.
WAS heartbrokcn when told OF the trag-
ody. Tho father. who IS foreman at the
Mount pickle factory, did not learn OF
his sons death until later in the even
Ing.
The unfortunate boy WAS born in
Pueblo. Colo, and would lave been 10
NcaTs old Septe mber is lie was brought
TO Salt Lake bv his parents four years
ago. and had lived here since that time
Tic MAS q bright. lively hoy and "A fsvorite
with his associates. Besides his parents.
hc Is survived hy two sisters and one
brother They arc Hazel. Floyd and Vera
Coopcr. Eoss vas the baby OF the
family
Harry s. Harper. Justice or the peace
and acting coroner, said last night that
he was notified of the death and would
conduct n corouer's investigation today.
Funeral arrangements have not been made.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
FIND NO EVIDENCE
AGAINST JOHNSON

William Johnson the boileTmsker who
was ed AZ o'clock yesterday morn
ing on suspicion oi being connected with
the holdup OF ". B. Gaskell as Gaskell
was about 10 enter his home at Second
East and First South streets. was re-
leased yesterday rs no evidence could he
FOUND TO connect him with the holdup.
The police were unable To- find any tan
gible clew 10 who held mp GAskcil so near
the police station. They are working on
the case.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Menacing. Times.

Joab's brief address TO his soldiers
was in recognition Of an approaching
crisis, and In encouragement to them
to meet It as bofitted men and war
riors. Wo are now living In a crlti-
cal time, when occasion may demand
that We bravely face our difficulties.
Not the least disturbing among the
factors OF menace is prosperity,
bringing its unjust combinations.
Our population is becoming largely
urban. and yet st is said that Ameri
can cities are the worst governed I'm
all Christendom, There is coming to
be practiced an extreme Individual
ism in the administration Of law. And
all these things go to make UP a crit
ical situation that we must bend our
energies and our courage TO meet.
However, there is a cheering nots
running through it all, bcause there
are certain institutions and bulwarks
OF safety that give comfort and
strength to contenders for the right.
The home and the family Will help
us in the struggle for security. In
order to preserve the family ii ought
to be made impossible for divorce to
be had. except for the most infamous
violation OF the marriage vows, no
matter how much money or how
much social prominence the parties
NAV uoSscSg
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
YOUTH browns IN
SAN|TAR|U|M POOL
Ross Cooper, Nine Years Old,
Sinks to His Death Un-
seen by Companions.
INQUEST TO BE HELD
Manager Bean Says Boys En-
tered at Side Door; Par
entS Heartbroken.
INQUEST TO BE HELD

F,oss Cooper. . years old. son Of Mr.
and Mrs William IL. Cooper. Sc, South
Eighth West street. WAS drowned In the
biz pool in tho Sanitarium at about 3:i5
O'Clock yesterday afternoon. When last
seen the little fellow was floating about
The pool on door tina; is used for ths
purpose by children. No one seems TO
have seen him fall into the wator, and IL
any did they probably thought that he
was diving.
When he was missed b. some OF the
boys with whom nc entered the pool, a
search wss at once started for Him. II
VAS only few minutes from the time
that he was missed uutil hc was found.
but all efforts IN revive him were in
vain. anJ II IL thought that he must
have been in tho water about twenty
minutes before ne was missed.
The boy must have come in by r side
door" said Willard Bean, manager or
the -yuna stun yesterday. There Is
door there ths, IL never used. and has
always been fastened securely with
paddock.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
MATRIMONIAL NEWS
EDITOR IS IN CITY

Fritz Podszus who announces himself
as editor or the Matrimonial News OF
New York, and OF the Hclrats -Zeltunz OF
Berlin. Germany. q registered al The Ho-
tel Ctan Mr. Podszus said hts stay In
this city would be indefinite. He also
said he was here a. a professional ar
ranger ~ marriages between men and
woman of good social position
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Conditions Favor.

The music noated out on perfect al
the singers raising their voices as
praise 10 the Creator for Tho CrestioI
in thankfuiness for both the phvsic
fact and the composition which th,
sang. Rehind were the mighty Wasati
mountains. furrowed and gashed a,
scanned, liko men grown old in centuri
of faithful vigil Their face wrInkI
were filled with white banks of sno'
with here broad splotch OF brown
bit OF yellow there. deep green yonde
with a lighter shade nearer by whI
away back ever so far on their mob
crestS the color ran almost into insipI
ity and namelessncEs.
tho sky was blue where sky showed
all: and dabhed about in the blue we
nirsy tufts OF cloud that looked like N
Lady Natures powder puffs streTn ,
CarelesSness about her expansive houdoI
As the music proceeded The clouds gre
larger. seeming 10 come UP from nowhe
and down from everywhere until thl
formed great roof over tho scene Son
were dense almost To blackness. espc
tally out toward the Oquirrls. whi,
showed bui dinIy In the far dstanc
Ike silent rear guard TO the thin III
OF deadened silver that evidenced u
surface OF the Great Salt lake.
AT times the sun came forth In all
Inatchess glory. which was only into
sified by long spells Of hiding behind q
tramp clouds that seemed obsessed
wgnderlust.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Woman Lectures Tonight.

Miss Ethel whitehead OF California W
deliver n lecture tonight in Socialist Ia
Moose club building. on the subiee
The Class Struggle of he WoIkif
Man" The lecture VIII begin AZ o'clot
and the public is invited
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Will Meet Tuesday.

Mrs. Frank I.ahsn's section of the La
dies Aid society or the First Methodist
church viii meet Tuesday afternoon with
Airs. j. NJ. Randall. Ia the Miller apart
ments.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
VIII BE ENTERTAINED.

The ladies' Auxiliary To the order of
Railway Conductors win be entertained
at hensinEton wednesday afternoon at
tie home of AIRS. ". u. iIavcnur. 7s1
Tnird avenue. The hoStcz-cs ~ill 0e Mrs.
" " Iia-suOr Mrs. Sadie HAYES Mrs
Kate hill and Mrs. Hllli0Fd.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Purpose of Services.

The occasion of this service is not
10 perpetuate aniInoslues that might
have chara cterlzed the war-the men
who did the fgltinE never had any.
as rule. Its purpose is not to glo-
rify war itself, War. unless under
taken I'm behalf Of a righteous cause.
and only then as a last resort, is
practically a crime against humanity.
But there are some things that are
even worse than war. Among these
are oppression. mob rule and inJus--
tIce. The purpose OF this service is
10 recognize In remembrance the nm
returned soldier. who came not back
from the battlefield. There Is COM
mon sorrow both in the north and
In the south. for the men who sac
rifioed their lives in the conflict.
There is a kinshlp Of sympathy be-
tween the two great sections that
has healed up OLD differences. This
was shown when President Mckinley
rcconm ended that annually the graves
OF veterans on either side be cared
for and decorated at the expense OF
the government II IL being exhib-
lied when survivors In the armies
or the north and the south have
Joined In mourning at the graves OF
deDartcd comrades.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Patriotic Lessons.

II / had my way there would he no
Reno anywhere OH earth. and the
newspapers would he compelled TO
omit recital OF unclean and seusa-
tlonal details in divorce cases
Our public schools ought to teach
lessons in patriotism and personal
sacrifice for the country's good And
while these lessons are being taught.
it ought to be made impossible for a.
president and an eX-president OF the
United States TO give us such a hui
initiating exhibition as we have had
nf late. in which these men have
travelled the country over in a mad
rush after a nomination that common
sense would now deny them both.
For YOU men OF the G.. A. R., there
is another warfare in which you must
enlist. and from which there will be
no discharge until right shall tri-
umph over wrong. He whose banner
Is the cross is calling you men into
his service. His Wide line OF battle
touches all shores and his forces arc
in all lands. His followers are march
ing on TO that great review that shall
mark the end OF strife against evil.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Comrades Make Off.

r noticed some bo>s in the pool last
night. however. who. thought. had not
paid 10 enter. After the accident ] found
tho paddock broken off. | think that II
WAS broken last night. WAS not In the
gymnasium at the time of the accident
or Immediately afterward. but am in
formed that my attendants worked for
some time over the body OF The little boy
in an effort 10 bring him back 70 iite
There were several others with him,
all larger tllsn he. but they managed 10
Sneak away when they saw the fate OF
their comrade. | managed 10 catch one
before hc got away. and he gave mo his
uaino az Joo l3wlnS, and said That he
lived at ~ Depot avenue. He said that
nc and the others came in through The
side door. Another gave tho name of the
Cooper boy, but got aNay before IL could
be found out who he was"
Ross left home with his sister. Vera,
an an errsnd yesterday forenoon aud did
not return with her. The frs; intina
ton that his family had Of his death was
when policeman called at the home 10
break the news
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Remembrance of Unreturned
Soldiers in Impressive
Song and Ceremony.
REV. TALBOT SPEAKS
Declares That Kinship and
Common Sorrow Have
Healed Differences.

Memorial services were held yesterday
at the First Methodist church attended
by all posts and auxiliary organizations
of tho Grand Army of the Republic in
Salt Lake, the Rev. IL. j. Talbot making
tile address
The church was decorated with flags,
there WAS good music by the choir and
male quartette. the house was nlled,
and the veterans sat together In the
front center. A feature was the singing
by the choir OF n memorial composition,
whose wor5s and music were the pro
duction OF N Albert Sherman. Of Max
well Mexican post. the music being lar-
monized and arranged by Tracy Y. Can
non The Rev Nr. Talbots address was
in part as follows, the text being from
Samuel 10:l2 "Bo Of good cheer; let us
play the man for our people
These were tho words OF Joab, COM
mander Of the army OF Israel. TO his
men. As rule. great military com
manders are not great speechmakerss
and Josb, In this respect, placed him
self along with Hannibal. Won Moltke.
Grant and Lee. But what these great
commanders did say when they spoke
was full of significance.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Music Is Inspiring,

The singing aud thn instrumental M
sic wero superb. and were accepted
fine spirit and with apprccIativc demo-
strallons b. the 5000 or more people
llns, the tympanl the bsssoons. the oboe
the flutes and piccolos. tho contra bass
and 'ccllos: and the tromboneB and trtIT
pets gave Interpretation to the creation
description that broadened the mind
conception OF the mighty theme.
All this splendid music driftcd al
rolled out on the air, with just enoui
of mildly fitful breeze to watt II her
there and yonder In weird effect ups
the ear, In II were Initiated the brea'
Ing of darkness and tho slipping
gloomy shades 10 give way To the lio
Of evil was tone pictured I'm sounds
despair-born rage and cursing az TIN
hurtled down. outswept into the yaw,
Ing depths Of hades, whore the favorf
hooks and hauuts OF conquered cha,
We're TO be again sought. Shrieks Of q
belllne hell-Imps, mingled With walls
dying storms. gave place 10 the glorio'
voices OF humanity In alteration of Il
author OF its being. the peans OF Il
swelling into the grand chorus OF %
lected sons and daughters Of God
THE Heavens Are Telling"
And IL was all enjoyed hv children al
youths, men and women In their zeni|
OF life. grandfathers and grandmothe
and tottcrjnE patrlarchs-and even q
babes in arms seemed 80 partake Of II
spirit or great peace and Joy and than
fulness that overhung the throng.
II was an event, and ono whose n,
quent repetition would give 10 mon af
women higher thought and higher air
Tho singers and the people we're HatiI
fled 10 complete contcntment, and MOI
than that the SPONSORS for the affair q!
not pretend to desire.