The Elbert County tribune., 1912-10-25
GOOD THING REMOVED
GRAND YOUNG BOOB" OF BROAD
WAY PASSES AWAY.
Death of Irving w. chiIds, Who Spent
Several Fortunes on the Great
White Way" Brings Real
Sorrow to Many.

New York.-There is real sorrow In
the night living colony of Broadway
for the death of Irving w. Childs. VINO
died the other day at the age OF 2s- II
is not the grief which Broadway feels
when bankruptcy or parental inter-
vention. or even death. takes away
good thing" Childs would have been
beloved on Broadway IL he had not
inherited 100000 from his millionaire
father. William Henry Harrison Chiids
of Brooklyn, and even had he not
thrown the money away with potn
hands. With the age of a man ana
his great fortune, he combined
clownish youthfulness, gay reckless
ness, a baby-like faith in adventure.
mystery and romance and an Aladdin
like luck which gave Broadway good
healthy laugh every time he appeared
on the jaded, sensation-weary street.
Young Childs died of pneumonia
He fell an easy prey to the disease be-
cause his search for pleasure and ex-
citement had completely exhausted his
nerves and vitality.
Broadway called Childs-more in af-
lection than In ridicule-the Grand
Young Boob" By which Broadway
meant that anybody could get money
from him at any time and have fun
in doing It,
The youth had a great ambition to
be detective. When the benevolent
sheriff. Hamburger. gave innocent
pleasure to many imaginative million
aires by appointing them his deputies,
Childs was one of the very first in the
line Of applicants. AS soon as he was
appointed he had gold badge studded
with diamonds made at Tiffany's and
a pair of solid gold handouts. The
outfit cost him $4,000 and he displayed
1t on the slightest excuse.
Policemen and detectives, of whom
he knew scores, made harmless spend
ing money by permitting him to make
arrests for them, after they had mark
cd down men for whom they had war
rants. Childs would pay from 500 to
$500 any moment for the privilege of
laying his hand on a criminals shout
der and saying: Il arrest you In the
name of the state of New York" snap
ping the gold handouts over his pris-
oner's wrists.
When no criminal was available 1t
was necessary to resort to indirection
by introducing him to somebody as
"Mr. Irving Childs, formerly of Scot
land Yard and one of our keenest
amateur detectives-does stunts that
make Sherlock Holmes look like a
flour-fiusher'
The new made acquaintance could
always borrow all the money Childs
had about him and he seldom started
the evening with less than $500.
His spendthrift ways would long
ago have broken him had 1t not been
for his luck In speculation. He would
bull or bear the stock market in bro
kers' offices In the uptown hotels with
spectacular success. Wall street was
too far downtown for him to go to the
market. he used to say SO he made 1t
come to him; and 1t did. He usually
determined his trades by the toss of
a coin.
Another under-surface indication of
a system behind Childs' playfulness
was his refusal to sign checks except
inside the doors of bank. He had
running accounts at hundred hotels
and restaurants.
Put my name where fifty people
would have a chance to study my sig
nature and forge it," he said, "and
me a detective! Not on your life!"
So he would have a waiter or a
clerk sign his name for him; every
hfr,, ha
sponsible for his debts.
A woman wearing handsome furs
could borrow any amount OF money
from Childs on two minutes acquain-
tance. This idiosyncracy more than
once caused speculative friends to
dress a waitress or chorus girl in
hired furs and introduce her to the
young man in order to share with her
the price of champagne dinner
The Grand Young Boob's" favorite
indoor sport was giving chop suey
contests. He would frequently take
six, ten or all the members of chorus
to a Chinese restaurant and give a
prize of 800 to the damsel who stow
ed away the greatest quantity of the
stuff
Childs was separated from his wife,
who was Gertrude Westfall of Brook
lyn. They have one child. ChiIds
eloped with his wife. although there
was no opposition to their marriage.
Recently after she obtained a legal
separation he won her back. but lost
her again when he drifted into his old
ways.