The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-17
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49,
ST. PATRICK's day is still one month I,
away.
HAVE you started to save up for
your spring street and sewer assess
mentse
WELI.well. IL this isn't Saturday night
again. Mother get the wash tub out,
put the tea kettle on and get the Ivory
soap and big turkish towel
SCIENTIST cables from Africa that he
has discovered a new tribe with dog
like faces. Now we know where Dog
Face" Charles comes from
DO you belong to that leisure class"
in Hammond that can now afford to eat
a few sliced tomatoes at luncheon in
these February days?
OUR OWN ARABIAN NIGHTS.
tRevised by the Sporting Editor.)
There were three sisters,
Il would like to be the wife of his
baker" said Fatima. the eldest, as she
lighted another Turkish Trophy. Then
would get all of the cakes and muf-,
fms would want"
II would like to be the wife of his
cook" said La Belle Cairo, as she pick
ed burr from her harem skirt. Il
would get roasts as well as pastry"
For me / would like to be the wife
OF the dentist himself. 1 would not
only get roasts, cakes and mullins. but
I would be able to boss his office. girl
as WELL" sighed Luxor. the youngest
and fairest OF the sisters, as she rubbed
a little dab of Ed Pinaud's Poudre
Violet about the dimples that men long
to kiss.
At that minute the dentist himself
came along. He had heard Luxor.
And her wish was gratifed.
| DEAR RUBE--In monogramming her
dish towels should an engaged girl put
her initials or that of her young mans
on the hem? Oracle.
| Gracie--If you are up-to-date you
would have paper dish cloths and
wouldn't have to be bothering with all
| of this embroidering.
| WE note that the suit of General
| Furniture company VS.. Billieter" is now
| in the Lake superior court. Chances
are that Billieter isn't q Billpayer in
this instance.
1T looks as II the pe-pu1l around here
want Tom Knots to take Tom Mar
shaifs mantle.
II
job, but General Indignation is still
with us.
WILL some one please hand jonqni
to Senator Bowser of the Chestertor
Trib. Homer has rufaed his feeling,
by suggesting that he clip steel new.
only from the court organ.
i SOCIETY NOTES.
The Philharmonic club gave a full
dress ball at the Larkin Soap club thu
other night. Mrs Bud WISER of Rob
ertsdale came in a decoliete princess
and the reception committee threw he
out. Hennery Coldbottie was CARRIED
as Sir John Falstaff. while Mrs. Cold
!, bottle romped around as hoydenisl
girl. Hy Ball was disguised as Alder
man Castleman. Mrs. Hy Ball locke.
pretty as English barmaid. Gu
proofreader was there as Baron vol
Anheuser-Busch of South Chicago. Blu,
WISER. a graduate of the Laporte Bar
} Der college. represented Lothario an
lead the grand march. Goldfish sand
witches, punch and grape juice wer
served at H. Wards orchestra playe
, and the full dress suits were rented b.
the "E. z. Payment" Clothing house.
AUNT HOBART is now trying t
! sport a Commercial club. My, Wha
fashions that Young Miss Gary sets.
MUNCIE has gone crazy over dia
mond shoes. but up here gum shoe
3 continue to be the favorites-
I Hessville maideps have already be
] | gun TO observe Lent. From now on
will be no more bright lights an
gay waltzes. No. dim lights and tn
encireied waist line.
- CAN brutes be reformed? Look at tn
case of our proofreader.
IT'S a rainy day around here whe
we don't land locomotive works sta,
to build a couple of furnaces or figur
on a new smelling plant.
AMONG other things about the onl
q thing around here that doesn't seel
Y to be working overtime is the storl
r Too many bridge parties.
ABOUT time that you We're thinkin
| whether you'll buy nine packages ,
lettuce seed or six of turnips or vic
versa.
: A HOBART TOWNSHIP subscribe
writes to say that it would be nice
2 the Aetna powder mills would delay il
next explosion until next fall. as tt
blast would come handy to shake I'll
ripe apples from the trees.
ell WHY love riffs come: Bridey usin
: hubby's razor to sharpen her pencil.