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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
GENERAL ITEMS OF THE WEEK.

The West side Young Mems Christian
Association Yesterday established new
mark by reaching total membership Vi
six thousand. The six thousandth '''he'
was issued to ]. :. Summers, n AusTalla'
who has charge Of the popular Gymnasuc
dancing classes These members all pay
from So to SIS a year, according 10 PRIV
ueges desired. The association starteu III
1896 and has had a rapid growth our
a., tine last seven years. In spite OF the
cot tbat there are three buildings, valued
a. q $50, 600. many OF the departments
are oyercrowded. This is especially true
~ the physical department, when mas
lorI,ers I'm every available space.
The Rev. Charles Inglis, OF London IS
conducting a two weeks meeting In
F,vangel Mission Hall, closing on NoFem-
her 10.
In the Ascension Baptist Church the In
st,uatlon OF the pastor the Rev. Charles
Uulman Fountain, will be held "ednes-
dov evening at S o'clock. Addresses VIII
bo made bv the Rev. Or. Edward Judson'
pastor OF the Judson Memorial Bapust
church. the Rev. DR.. Philip b. strong
rastor Of the First Baptist Church, Plain
Geld. n J.; the Rev. Or. G. G. Johnson
pastor OF the Alexander Avenue Bapus'
Church, The Bronx; the Rev George
Douglas pastor OF the First Baptist
Church, Flushing, Long Island ana the
Pev Charles c. Cook, OF Glen Ridge,
y. J.
The Rev. W. John Murray, speaker nj
the First Church OF the Healing Christ
will take for his subject tomorrow
Light
Tomorrow morning at II o'clock Dr.
Felix Adler will resume his addresses al
the meeting house OF the Society Tor Ethi-
cal Culture. He will speak for seven con-
secutiye Sundays The subject OF his first
address will be New Moral Forces IN
American Politics; an outlook on the
Future"
"Practising Success" is the subject Mary
FtherIdge Chaplin will speak on In the
Berkeley Theatre tomorrow morning. She
will point out several principles every one
seeking success can take advantage or
She will also indicate the relation between
religion and success.
The subject OF the lesson-sermon IN the
Christian Science churches tomorrow VIII
be Everlasting Punishment
Last Sunday was by far the best OF
all Sundays so far this fall at Labor rem
pie. Tomorrow afternoon at O'CLOCK
Hamilton Holt, editor OF The lnde-
pendent" will deliver his lecture on
peace" This is series OF four lectures
which Mr.. Holt will give each Sunday
a fternoon I'm November.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

The West End Collegiate Church mas
arranged a series OF special musical ser
vices for Sunday afternoons in Noyein-
ber The pastor. the Rev. DIR. Henry
Vice a brief sermon on n topic suggested
by the musical programme.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

At Metropolitan Temple DR.. Sanford
Culver Hearn will preach at 1915 a. IN.
and p. m. His evening topic will be
Conscience.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
Useful Household Tips

This department will ray for household tips
n found available for IT. purpose, Address
Useful Household Tips Department" New
York Tribune. No. i5A Nassau street.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
SOCIETY OF FRIENDS.

SERVICES, Christs Mission, 33l West BIN.
Afternoon, $50, Rev. MANUEL FERRANs
DO ID d. Director and Pastor
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

At the Collegiate Church OF st. Nicholas
tho Rev. Malcolm James Macleod, Hl"-
lister, will preach morning and evening
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

The new pastor OF st. Andrews Metho-
dist Episcopal Church Ghe Rev. DIR. Wal
lace II. Finch, will preach his first SER
mon to his new congregation Tomorrow
morning. The remarkable successes Of
DR.. Finch in the ten years Of his ministry
lead the members OF his new flock to build
great hopes on his advent and service
among them. Tomorrow will also be cele-
brated as Rally Sunday throughout the
departments of the church.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

Or. NJ. b. Chapman, of Flushing. Long
Island. will preach tomorrow morning in
st. Paurs Methodist Church. In the even
ing the Rev. F. Ernest Johnson will preach
on THE Concealments OF God"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

tomorrow morning on "The Coming
Christian Unity"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
North Water Gap, Penn.

SEASONING sOUPs-The addition OF
the juice OF half a lemon and a table
spoonful Of Worcestershire sauce will
make a decided improvement I'm the flavor
Of meat soups Bean soup may also be
improved by lemon juice. A W. 8.
Saratoga, y. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
ST. Cboi1aS'S Church

FIFTH AVE AND SID ST.
Rev. ERNEST NJ STIRES, ID. d., ReotoSsi
s A. NJ, Holy Communion.
IL, Morning Service and Sermon (Rector)t 81
T. Eyensong and Sermon (Rector).
ALL ANGELS CHURCH. West End Ave.
and Slst St, Rev. S. DE LANCEY TOWNsI
SEND, ID. D., Rector.-Holy Communion. 81
A. NJ; Holy Communion and Sermon by the]
Rector IL A. NJ; Choral Eyensong, p. ".
Strangers welcome
ALL SOULS (Anthon MemOria), St, Niohss
olas ave, Hath St., Rev. G. Starkweathsfl
Pratt, rector. Services 3, IL and s.
Church Of The TRANSPORTATION, / T.. 29th.l
GEORGE CLARKE HOUGHTON, Rector
Communions: {, s, 0 o'clock. TOURS
MASS and SERMON (Rector), 1880. CHO-
RAJ ENENSONG (Procession), o'clock.
Services daily at and A. NJ. and P. N.
CHURCH OF THE INCARNATION, Madison
Ave. and Both ST.. Rev H. c. ROBBINS,
Rector--S and 10 A. NJ, Holy Commitment
II \. NJ, Morning Prayer Sermon (Rector):,
Prayer ana Address (Rector).
CHURCH OF THE HEAVENLY REST,
Fifth Ave, above 45th st.
Rev. HERBERT SHIPMAN, Rector
Services IL A. NJ and P. NJ.
DR.. CHARLES LEWIS SLATTERY, Rector.
S: II (Rey. George II. BottOmeD:
4 (Rev. n. B. Groton); CRector).
ST. MATTHEW'S CHURCH, s4th, near Cen
trial Park West Rev. ARTHUR II. JUDGE,
Rector-Seryices S 4. VI. and IL a. NJ Spe-
cial Musical Service p. NJ. Cantata, Song
OF Thanksgiving"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL.

Al the Church OF the Ascension tho
services Sunday will be as follows: Morn
ing service at II a. m, with preaching by
the rector; at p. m. the choral SER
vices viii be resumed for the season.
The Rev. ID. c. Garrett Will preach.
AtSp m, the Public Forum, Inc, VIII
have It's opening meeting and VIII Dc
addressed by j. Hampden Dougherty'
on ',rhe Moral Issues OF the Cam
paign." At p. M. there Will be dis
cussion In the parish house, NO. IL west
nth street, when the different political
parties will be represented.
The rector OF Trinity Parish, the Rev
DR. Manning, will preach In Trinity
Church tomorrow morning. AT the after
noon service at $50 o'clock, the preacher
will be the Right Rev. George II. ). wal
mole. Bishop OF Edinburgh. The Bishop Is
we'll known both as preacher ana
scholar. His writings are widely read
here as well as in Great Britain. Tho
subject Of the morning sermon VIII be tho
"Teaching OF the All Saints Season.
81. Stephens Church In west 0sth
street announces that It's doors are open
daily from Q a. m. to p. m. The Kew
DR.. Nathan a. Seagle IL rector ana the
the Rev. Frederic Greaves. assistant
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
lnrRCM ON THE MESSIAH lUnitahanl.
UNIyERsALIsT.

The Church OF the Divine Paternity,
Central Park West and 18th street.
Rev. FRANK OLIVER HALL -; D.; Pastor,
will preach at IL A. NJ Our Friends In me
otber Room OF Gods House"j and at 4:3o
p II 'The Benefit OF Going to Church
: Cnnfnta: "God. Thou Art Great Spohr.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
UNITARIAN.

The Rev. Thomas r. Slicer VIII preach
tomorrow morning at All Souls Church
on THE Faithless Friends Of Christ.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

Friday. November 10. at sl5 p, m, in
Simpson Methodist Episcopal Church,
Bishop william A. Quayle, OF So Paul,
MINI, will deliver his lecture, Jean VAL
lean"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

Politics and Religion" will be the sub
feet OF the evening sermon tomorrow at
st. James's Methodist Episcopal Church
by the pastor the Rev. DR.. Archey Deca-
tur Ball.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

Tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock a
series Of lectures will commence at Park
Avenue Methodist Episcopal Church. The
pastor Dr. Jameson, says these lectures
are the outcome OF Bible school work, and
grow out OF a desire to help those who
are not identified with the work Of the
church, or who may have little opportu-
nifty to search for light on questions that
are to-day proving r stumbling block to
many. Isaac Franklin Russell, Chief JUS
tice OF the Court of Special Sessions, will
open tho course with lecture on Tho
Child and the New Penology."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
Sir. BARIHoLOMEW,S CHURCH

Madison Avenue corner 44th Street.
The Rev. LEIGHTON PARKS d. D., RectoSsf 4
$3.50 A. NJ. Holy Communion.
IL 100 q. NJ, Preacher, the Rector.
400 p. M.--Preacher. Rev. Charles b. Aokleya
Special Music. organ Recital 5:l5.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
TIE WEST END COLLEGIATE CHURCH,
REFORMED CATHOLIC.

REFORMED CHURCH OF HARLEM,
Lenox Av and 1891 81.
Rev. EDGAR THT0N, Jr., ID. d., Minister
will preach IL A, NJ. and p. NJ.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
CHURCH OF ZION AND ST. TIMOTHY

Rector. Rev tSt HENRY sS LUBEcK, D. C. L.
Holy Communion. Observation-Disclosures. "A. Mr.
Morning prayer. .............,..:.. 10 A. NJ
Ken Rs9 Dr. a0i Ku S6S@mInion; A vi
Ey n1s Preacher. Rev J. H. r. sp MI
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02

The Rev. Charles Ingls, OF London Is
conducting two weeks meeting In
Fyangel Mission Hall, closing on No'en-
her -.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
UNITARIAN.

ALL SOULS CUnitarian), Attn Ave, goth 81;
pev THOMAS r. SLICER, Pastor, VIII
preach, taking for his theme, The Unfaith-
fuIness OF Christ's Disciples. communion
foiinws sermon. Services IL A. N. All cor
daily invited
CHURCH OF THE MESSIAH (Unitarian),
Park Avenue and oath Street.
SRobcrt Collyer. D. D., Lit ID.
Ministers iJohn Haynes Holmes.
II A M.-Morning Service, Mr.. Holmes Will
preach. Subject The Moral signincance Oh
n. New politics"; A Prediction Sermon.
' All Are welcome.
TFZOX AVENUE UNITARIAN CHURCH.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-02
University PLACE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Cor OF 10th st. Zone block west from B'way)
GEORGE ALEXANDER, ID. D.; Pastor scr
,icss to-morrow at IL A. NJ. and r. NJ. The
oastor will preach. Wednesday evening SER
,,tce at & o'clock.
The Washington times., 1912-03-07
ENGINEERS OFFICE
ORDERS $125,OOO
REPAIRS TOSTREETS
Work to Begin March IS or
AS Soon AS Weather
Will Permit.

Extensive street repairs. costing ap-
proXimately $l25OOO, were ordered today
by the Engineer Department. The work
will begin March 10, or as soon there
after as weather conditions permit. The
following roadways will be resurfaced:
NJ street northwest, between Eight
eenth street and Florida avenue; esti-
mated cost $1,000.
Eighth street northwest, between s
street and Florida avenue; estimated
cost. $500.
Ninth street northwest. between f and
G streets: estimated cost, 1920.
Tenth street northwest, between X
and NJ streets estimated cost, 400
Eleventh street northwest, between
Pennsylvania avenue and l. street; esti-
mated cost, $500.
Fifteenth street northwest, between
New York avenue and II street; esti-
mated cost, $1,000.
l. street northwest, between Four
teenth and Sixteenth streets; estimated
cost, $4,000
II street northwest between Eight
eenth street and Pennsylvania avenue;
estimated COST $500.
Fourth street northwest, west side, be-
tween 7 and L streets; estimated cost,
$3.50.
New York avenue northeast, between
Norht Capitol and First streets; esti-
mated cost 5000
Pennsylvania avenue northwest, be-
| twee TYenty-first and Twenty-second
streets; estimated COST 600.
South side of Pennsylvania avenue
northwest between Nineteenth and
Twenty-tiTst streets; estimated cost,
s., CO.,
Pennsylvania avenue northwest, 0e-
tween Third and Sixth streets; esti-
mated cost. 1000
O street northwest, between Tenth and
+ Eleventh streets; estimated cost, $500.
North side of New York avenue north
west bet ween Fourteenth and Fifteenth h
streets; estimated cost, $780,
street northwest, between Tenth
and Eleventh streets; estimated cost,
l,4O0.
East Capitol street, between sixth and
Eleventh streets; estimated cost, $l1, 900.
The Washington times., 1912-03-07
PENSIONS FOR TEN
OLD.T|ME FIREMEN
ID STRONGLY OPPOSED
Commissioners Voice Protest
Against Congressman
Kahn's Measure.

Opposition is expressed by the Com
missioners to the bill introduced by
Congressman Kahn OF California to
place on the firemen's pension roll the
names of William ID. Buckler, Gustus
Dunbar, George +. Ward, John s.
Brent, Julius Strobe, Robert w. Wa
ters, James Ralph, Lemuel d. Weeden,
Walter Cox, and James o. Barron, who
served in the Washington Fire Depart
ment under the administration of May
or Sllas ]. Bowen, from 1868 to 1870.
The men were placed on the retired list
before the establishment of pension
fund. The bill provides a pension of
$50 month each. to be paid out of any
funds in the Treasury not otherwise ap-
propriated.
In reporting on. the measure to Con-
gress, the Commissioners say the prin-
ciple upon which the policy of allow
ing pensions to firemen is that the
beneficiaries become eligible to such
gratuity by reason of, injury or infirm-
ity incurred In the line Of duty which
subjects them to discharge for disabil-
ity. In case of death the relief is ex-
tended to their widows, minor children
and dependent widowed mothers.
There is nothing of record before the
Commissioners to show that the pro"
posed beneficiaries of this bill were dis
abled in the line of duty.
Furthermore, If the Commissioners
We're to recommend the precedent which
this bill proposes to set, they could not
consistently refuse to act favorably
upon proposals TO extend pension relief
to any honorably discharged member of
the fire department. no matter how re-
mote their period of service
The Washington times., 1912-03-07
HUBBY SLAPS WIFE
FOR SAYING HEL|ED,,
COURT RULE SOUGHT
Mans Right to Correct
Spouse Will Be Decided
BY Judge.

Just how far a husband can go in
correcting his wife when she calls
him a liar-plain liar" without any
polish on twill be decided by the Dis
trict Supreme Court in the suit of Mary
Z. Douglas against Joseph +. Douglas
Douglas took a layman's view of the
offense and slapped his wifes face
when she applied the Short and ugly
to him. However, a Police Court judge
looked at the slapping from a legal
standpoint and fined Douglas S25.
Now the husband Is involved in a
divorce suit, and his defense for as
saulting his spouse is that she ques-
toned his veracity too rudely by char
acterizing him-a husband-as a pure,
unadulterated, properly branded liar"
with lot of emphasis.
Referring to the incident, Mrs.
Douglas depicts a much more serious
assault than is described by her hus-
band. She claims that he grabbed her
by the threat, threw her against the
furniture, and upper-Cutted with his
right. This alleged brutality, she sub
mts, was ample provocation for her
leaving.
ION said occasion plaintiff called him
a liar and he slapped her in the face"
in regard to the same occurrence.
There he rests his case, and through
Attorney S. d. Truitt will try to in
duce either Chief Justice Clabaugh or
Justice Dan Thew Wright, the latter a
friend of "hen-pecked' husbands, to
side with him on his proposition that
a husband has a perfect right to slap
his wife when she calls him liar.
The Washington times., 1912-03-07
To Ask Instructions on
Direct Elections Bill

The House and Senate confcrces for
the direct elections bill are in a dead
lock and report of their disagreement
will soon be made to both bodies In
structions will be asked by the con-
feTeeS.
The Brstow amendment giving Fed
eral control of Senatorial elections Is
the sticking point. as it has been for
many months An effort will be made
10 get the Senate to Tecedc from this
amendment. 1t is said the Senate is
likely to reCede. Friends of the amend
ment feel sure that eventually some
sort of an agreement can be reached
by the two houses.
The Washington times., 1912-03-07
FreePiIe Remedy

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with your full name and address
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mail, FREE, in plain wrapper.
The Washington times., 1912-03-07
Berger to Preside
AT Lecture Tonight

Congressman Victor Berger will pre-
side at the second of the five lectures
on the Socialist lyceum course, tonight
at S:15 o'clock. in Odd Fellows Hall.
The lecture will be given by Walter ].
Millard, well known as a Socialist
speaker. Millard is a native of Lon
don, England and is popular with the
laboring classes in this country.
The Washington times., 1912-03-07
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-15

New York. Aug 1.-THE only gen
uine Adamless Eden in existence lies
behind 4 big stone wall at Thomp-
sons four corners. Beverly. Mass.
There. hidden away from spying
eyes 20.year-old Helen Clay Frick.
only daughter of Henry {. Prick. bank
cr and multimillionaire. is conducting
a summer colony for girls. where there
is no gOssiping. no fibbing no flirting
and no friIls. There 80 young Ewes
from the Back Bay. minus rats and
switches and dressed in gingham
gowns. have romped close TO nature
all summer
II is said that Henry c. Frick can
not bring the QuinCys and Adamses
and Soarses and WinthrOps OF Bever-
ly farms 20 recognize that a fortune
made in the old Salem days OF full
rigged ships Medford rum and slave
trade is no better than one made in
the Pittsburgh trade in coal mines and
steel mills. He stays in a sort OF
perpetual had humor over T. too
"Of course ! should not tell" said
'ia' va 'AtN -'AtEF anu hllFS r z II n y III
simply be wild. but we've had such a
jolly time and the colony IS so sue
cessful that il ought 10 be told
The place Is owned and run by
Miss Prick. The girls came from
Boston and Miss Frick paws all Of the
expenses She ohrisJeued the estate
Iron Rail 10 signify how sJeadfastly
we are going TO keep our resolutions.
We agreed not 10 wear rats or puffs
o. frills Of any kind. never 10 gossip
or tell fibs. and. above all. not to
firt We have gone all summer with
ont speaking 20 man except the pokv
old gardener and the minister. When
strangers pass on the road every girl
is supposed 70 lower her eyes.
Nearly every evening some OF the
bows from Beverly farms drive bv
singing and playing on banjoes. but We
never make a sound We ee, along
very nicely without them.
When men are away. girls never
have any little differences or Jealous.
les. or course some prefer moonlight
walks and spooning and al that I'm;
his way is so much more sensible"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-15

Cleveland. Aug. 14.-Woman's susf-
rage has divided Cleveland's foremost
house against itself Samuel D.
Natner, one of Cleveland's multimil-
lIonaires, is helping finance the Cleve-
land Association Opposed 10 Woman
Suffrage and has announced contribu-
items 10 the state movement. His
daughter is prominent in the work of
the sufragers
i am doing what think Mrs
Ma,her would have me DO il she we're
living now" said the father.
When MIS-. Mather died. a large
portion OF the millions she held in her
own right descended TO her daugh.
Ter. Constance. From other sources
Mss HstFer inherited legacies until
she g nov considered one OF the
veaithiest. Il rot the weal,hiest, OF
Cleveland heiresses.
Miss Msther Is using her own
money 70 help me wonas suffrage
party
She has opened her fathers pala
tial home 10 meetings OF sunragets.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-15
NoEECALL THERE. EITHER

out in Oakland the big suburb Of
ressful either. The mayor and two
commissioners were the targets OF the
socialists and near-sOC,alists and 9th
ers who had grievances against the
municipal administration.
II was charged that these officials
had interfered with the right Of free
speech by their attitude toward meet
ings held by the Industrial Workers
OF the World Also that the city on
olsls had evaded referendum proyi
sions 81 the state law in making Ger
tain leases OF city property and in
granting other privileges
The main attack was based upon
the troubles Of the l. W. ". with the
police. and the socialists had high
hopes ~ throwing the municipal ad-
minlstration out OF Office They failed
completely and Oakland is INDICATED
Of all suspicion Of being under the
domination OF revolutiouists
When the recall doesn't work. when
II only subjects those who invoke II
20 losses and disappointment and
leaves the objects OF their animOsity
more firmly seated in power than be
fore. II speedily loses its charm as a
means OF attacking public officials
Then II falls into disuse and disfavor
II is one thing 20 make new laws and
quite another 20 get out OF them
what those who most ardcntly sup.
port them count upon obtaining
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-15
MARX TwAIN's PROPHECY.

Samuel l. Clemens. afeCtinuately
known 20 America and the world as
Mark Twain, could read the hand
writing OF the wall The Boston Tran
script recalls that two days after the
Inauguration Of President Taft in 1909.
Mark Twain. in an original manuscript
which came 90 light after his death
IN 1911 predicted that Colonel Roose-
welt had the presidential fever and
would run again IN 1912 lie expressed
the profoundest qualification. however.
that under TAFT The nation was 20
have four wears az least OF peace.
Astronomers assure MS" wrote Twain.
that the attraction OF eravitatiou on
the surface OF the sun il IS times as
powerful as is the force a. the Carth's
surface, and that The object which
weighs 2l7 pounds elsev here would
weigh 5000 pounds there For seven
years this country has lain smgrher.
tng under a burden Ike that the in
Fubus representing in the person OF
President Roosevelt the difference be.
tween q, and 5000 Thanks be We
got rid Of this disastrous burden day
before yesterday at last Forever
Probably not Probably for only g
briof breathing spell. wherein. under
Nr. Taft We may hope 70 get back
pome OF our health I'm four wears We
Wsy expect 20 have Mr. Roosevelt sit
SnE on US again with his 2S times the
seigh' Of say other presidential bur
sen that a hostile prov dence could
mpose upon ~ for our sins
Our people have adored this SNOWY
shsrlatan as. perhaps. no imposter OF
ais breed has been adored since the
gold calf. so Il is to be expected that
Ne nation Will want him back again
after he is done hunting wild animals
= Africa. with the safeguards and ad
yerusiug equipment OF a park OF ar
tllory and a brass band"