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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-08

LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE WANTED
In each town 10 sell underwear. sweat
ers and neckties direct from our ia ctory
to wearer; permanent business, liberal
terms, big profits every article qua ran
teed. steadfast Mills Dept. A. Cohoes.
N Y. g1002
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77IiRL FOR GENERAL, HOUsEWORK.
snan family; good wages No. q
Bransford apt. ooas
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I &EoUT SEPT. Is. GENERAL HELP
- Tor an English family; can sleep out II
pes'red Apply at 27a 10th avenue.
IN, CLOSE
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If GOOD MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN
wants good home and fair salary, write
r. O, box 1889. Furnish references and
Nnoress g1o62
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|1Nc HwANTED-A coon COOK. REFER
Temple p5o
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! INEXPERIENCED GIRL GENERAL
i; AZ houseworl, small family 80 7th East.
$500
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GIRL WANTED F0p
81 s,rsx General houseworj5 small family "a 7th
|V'- --@c' 81 oS7
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TAILOR MADE CoRSETS

SPIRELLA CORSET; GUARANTEED.
Mrs, Shorten. 8St E 9Th SO. Hyiand
l7a7, sSlIS
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fIADIES. Make SHIELDS AT HOME,
L. $40 per 100, Work sent prepaid to re-
moSI2able women. Particulars for stamped
1eddressed envelope Eureka Co, Dept
~ B4. Kalamazoo Mich gese
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4 MOD. ROOMS. SLEEPING PORCH.
SIS. z mod. rooms sleeping porch. $40
Clean. close in. 81 Ounce ST. E1065
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@TOUNG LADY CLERK FOR TOII,rr
goods and candy departments state
z,eSperience and previous employers Adj
'-fress o.. Tribune. g11S7
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s-RooM MODERN HOUSE NEAR o. s.
L. depot. 6-room modern house $50 SO.
w. Temple. S25. Call 25l W. 1st n. Wa
satch 4o91-W. g1064
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NICELY FURNISHED ROOM IN MOD
ern home for or 2 gentlemen. 800
East 4th SO. Wasatch 46osNJ. f342s
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5-RooM MODERN HOUSE, REAR l5s
W. @th SO. Inquire g.. Mcdonald
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NEAT, CLEAN 3-ROOM MOD. COT
tage, Inquire $40 SO. 7th East st.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-08

'FiRL FoR GENERAL IoUsrwORK,
>.amsno cnilorer. good wages; Fl Canning
g1I49
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0ofOUNG LADY FOR LIGHT HOUSE
~ keaoins Inquire y. =. NJ. Carpet Dent.
~ We H Russell f490
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STORAGE, MOVING, PACKING,
SHIPPING
WALLPAPER CLEANING

WANTED-wALL PAPER TO CLEAN;
prompt and reasonable. Phone Hyiand
I051-W. sSfi
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HOME PAPER CLEANING co. BEST
work; experienced men: prices right.
Office. Duval's paper store dSi7S
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OVER 200 PER CENT PROFIT. NEW
patented article never before on the
market; sells like wildtire; every man or
woman buys; no competition. big de-
mnnd; write for free sample. The Wilson
Mfg. Co., Factory 40. Lancaster. Ohio
gt015
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7-ROoM MODERN HOUSE. GOOD CON
dition: $50. 1873 NJ ST. Wasatch 1896,
op-
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uW.ANTED-A GOOD GIRL FOR LIGHT
nrl housekeeoine, one who undeTsta nds
.stome cooking; short hours: by family Of
TWO. Apply Oxford ants, No .. g1155
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NO GRADUATE OF HENAGER'S
Business College Is out OF employment.
It pays to attend school that places It's
graduates. Day and night sessions
g122s
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r rFIRL. OF WOMAN TO CARE FOR TWO
small children. Call Mrs Sawyer II
BHnsford epts. Vasatch 62o4 gsss
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12-RooM HOUSE. LARGE STORE
room, laundry; nice surroundings and
big yard. 5TI South Main gSg1
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n EXPERIENCED SALESLADTES IN ALL
~ denartments. Apply this morninr
~ Walkers rs75
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5-ROOM MODERN BRICK. ALSO ONE
large furnished room. with bath. for one
or two gentlemen. Inquire $50 East 10th
South. gll43
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FOR RENT
FOB RENT HOUSES UNruRN1srED
| TUTTLE BROTHERS COMPANY,
| In9 MAIN STREET.

S-RM. MOD. BR.. 1876 9TH EAST. $4,000
S-rm. mod, br., 1853 End avenue. $500
8-rm. mod. br., 203 5th East. 1000
1-rn. mod. br., SO "D" street. ..... $500
Arm. fr., SCI W. 18th South ...... $50
7-rm. adobe, 252 y. let So. ........ $500
5-rm. mod. br., 2ls Iowa ave., 1900
o-rm. mod. br., sol Z. 7thl So...... 100
8-rm. mod. br., 817 e list So....,.. 30. 90
10-rm. mod. br, 4S ard East. $3.50
5-rIn. mod. br, 8 Concord Place. 1000
6-rm. mod. hr., 331 &C. St.... 1000
1rm, mod. br, 33 Church St.. 5000
HOUSTON REAL ESTATE INV. CO,
351 Main. Phones 81.
We Write Fire Insurance.
VIII Go On Your Bond. S1067
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SnGIRT4 FOR LIGHT EOUSEwoRK TO
rsr[ rsT[ 70 homo nights. Apply 1854, 9th
Z. ia I'VE. g4Sa
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SALESMAN TO SELL OUR SPRING
line OF dry goods specialties and white
goods to retailers. Desirable side line.
Good commission, r, c, Rollrnann & Co.,
Phia. g6
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NEW GROOM TERRACE. FURNACE
heat; SEQ 273o South 9TH East g12i2
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10-ROOM, i49 STH EAST, BATH,
toilet, electric light: $3.50. Lincp, 2
Continental bldg, gi260
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Girl. FOR GENERAL,
: nouSe"ork: good wages; Inquire 50 81
g1150
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NEEDED EVERY
where; earn 500 weekly; profession
taught by mail, diplomas write for free
booklet tells how, Prof, Frazier LIZ D.,
l01 West d2nd St, New York. g997
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4-ROOM BUNGALOW, WILL. RENT
cheap TO right party. Call az 622 How
ard ave. gt0SI
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GlefRL FOR GENERAL. HOUsEwoRK:
oa no objection Ia school GIRL II or Is,
20 washing. Applv 3o6 So eth e 5000
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8 ROOMS. PART OF HOUSE. MODERN
convenences; $40 per month. 1884
Alameda ave. g1263
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FOUR BROOM HOUSE, S44 so. 2ND
East; inquire Phone Wasatch 2tSb-W
g1as
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FIvE-RooM BRICK. STRICTLY MOD
ern. not water heat; SIS e. 5th So st
e3459
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6-ROOM MODERN BRICK, CLOSE IN
gas. MCGEE furnace, nice basement
yard. etc. Inquire Young's cafe. gI2T3
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WANTED-AM11TTo YOUNG MEN
to become travelling statesmen and earn
while they learn. Write for particulars
Bradstreet system. Rochester, N Y piofi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-08

NEARLY NEW 5-RooM TWO o-STORY
house with sleeping. porch. furnace
laundry and modern throughout, at 40
18th East. Key at 46S next door. Call
Wasatch 3942 or Hyland 346&-M g1os5
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A DESIRABLE 7-ROoM HOUSE, 500
5th ave. $50
7-room modern brick, 122 East End
South. $40
Z rooms at Ss1 East South Temple;
very nice place and rent only s25
broom fat, newly papered, 5i3 4th
East; Will make terms OF rent reasona BILE
to right party
BETTILYON HOMIE BUILDERS co,
10-12 East 3rd South
Phone Wssatch 2030 gf156
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week. dyeing. cleaning and repairing
ostrich feathers. Easy with our COM
plete outfit and instructions. Write to-
day. Madame Regina, Champlain Bldg.
Chicago. gl000
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WANTED
WANTED-FEMALE HELP

STENOGRAPHERS DESIRING SPEEr
dictation in special lines, legal. auto
mobile. commercial or civil service, Joi
classes, day or evening, at Mrs. Whites
Practical school. 435 Constitution bldg
Wasatch sos, Terms reasonable. Hour.
to suit gl19.
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MOpERN 4-RooM COTTAGE, CLOSE
in; no children. l22 w 4th South.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-08

4. 9. 6 AND S-ROOM MODERN BRICK
houses. Inquire s23 East End South.
Bs7s
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DOUBLE DRUM ELECTRIC HOIST,
from rs TO 100 horsepower, Address
MAJ, Tribune g499
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PAIR DOUBLE HOUSES. THREE
rooms. newly papered; $3.50. 500 West
7th South. g124I
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az GEAPARLE GIRL FOR GENERAL
'R housewort 81 So, 5'h East. vSasstch
eo1f-J g51o
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COTTAGE. Sc F ST, ROOMS, MOD
ern, moderate rent; apply 56i End ave. !
gfolS
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1o-ROOM MODERN HOUSE WITH
barn and chicken coops. $50 East End
So Telephone Hyland 2e7O. gsN
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NEW TRADE BOOSTING SPECIALITY;
commission, hundred dollars weekly
Box TY -&62. Iowa City, Ia f1987
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FREE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. BASE
ment First Congregational church We
get you a position free OF charge. Tele-
phone Wasatch 1929 fsss
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rr.sEslENcEp sTENOGRAPHER
"dnted; apply e2s Mcintyre bldg
Al D11Ia
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:, D-WANTED-CoNPFTEN GIRL FOR
Il general housework Apply No Z Ernerv
Apts p5to
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.AM MWANTED-LADY AGENTS FOR OUR
- famous Knittop petticoats; our many
TAREents make good incomes; experience
UNNECESSARY, selling on sight to every
,s!s9fery. - spelrnan & Co, Chicago, g10o5
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WANTED TO BUY COMBINES IN
good condition and rare shades of hair,
Mrs. Williams, % ". 1st West. apt 3.
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A@szooD PLAIN COOK FOR BREAKFAST
work Apply Shay's Cafeteria. 2i1 So
m-n-dain st g5lS
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WAITRESS FoR
1,,v.n mnch counter Apply Toorlc
'unch counter. Tooeie. Utah e71S
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GIRL TO TEND CANDY STAND AT
Colonial theater, also boy Ii years old
Monday at Atlas building cigar stand.
g1266
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WANTED-MALE HELP

CHOCOLATE DIPPERS WANTED; AF
ply at Sweet Candy company. f184
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|ouNGlRL FOR GENERAL HOUsEwORK:
gs0l
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GROOM HOUSE. NO. I'LL sRp AVE.
for rent Apply No. 225 East South
Temple. Phone wasatch 3ss2-R. f47s
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SLEEPING IN CHURCH.
Restful Pews From the Serious and
Humorous Standpoints.

Restful Pews From the Serious and
Humorous Standpoints.
II is a matter OF common expert
ence that bright lights in q chamber,
church or hail where numerous per-
SONS are gathered have the effect OF
producing drowsiness among certain
members of the congregation or audi
ence. This phenomenon is easily ex-
planned by the current knowledge OF
hypnotism. The drowsiness produced
By the lights is a species Of hypnosis.
1t has been suggested also that lack of
proper ventilation causes toxic quail
ty In the atmosphere to which some
people are especially susceptible. the
result being an irresistible drowsiness.
Sleeping In church has always been
a ready subject for humor. 1t is re
lated that on one occasion when a pro
posal was under discussion to have a
series OF sermons preached on topics
OF the day which were agitating the
public minds Rufus Choate, as Il Nom
Der OF the congregation, protested We
hemently, saying. II seek my pew. as
| seek my bed. for repose.' There is
also an anecdote of an old ScOtchman
who was asked il he knew certain
man In the same neighborhood. Know
him?" be replied. with emphasis.
why. I've sleepit In the same kirk
WI him for forty year" But the ma
Jority of preachers have never been
inclined to take humorous view OF
the matter any more than Dean Swift
philadelphia Press.
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perience.
And If we shall ultimately demon
strate this fixity of our hearts, the Lord
will own US as His children in the First
Resurrection and grant us perfect bod
les on the spirit plane, when 1t will be
possible for US to be absolutely like
Him. That is the glorious condition
for which we are waiting, hoping. pray
Ing, striving And it is within our
reach, for the Lord has not called us
in vain: Faithful is He who hath
called u.s.
So then, dear fellow-Bible students
let us grid up the loins of our minds.
determining that with the Lords help
we will be rich toward God Let Us
think less and less of earthly riches,
and more and more prize the King
dom which the Lord has promised to
His faithful ones All who shall at
tain to ii will be rich in the highest
sense. rich toward God Not only
will they be rich in the possession Of
the highest prize that God has to give
His very best but following the
process and lessons of our Great Teach
er we shall be rich in His character
likeness, rich in experience. rich in
faith, rich in henevolence. rich In all
that IL good and great however poor
we may be in earthly goods. at the
finish of our course.
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ARROGANT EDINBURGH.
And It's Old t1olyroOd Castle, Famous
In Scotch History.

And its Old Aoiyr0od Castle, Famous
In Scotch History.
Built over series of ridges and val
legs. it would be impossible to imag-
Inc anything more grandly arrogant
than Edinburgh. Originally the place
consisted only of the huge fortress on
the castle rock, built there by Edwin
of Northumbria, and hence known as
Edwin's Burgh But gradually there
grew mp a long, struggling town,
mile or so In length. that wended along
the rocky saddle backed ridge which
was the only approach to the castle
entrance.
In the twelfth century HOlyrood pal
ace was built at the foot Of this long
street. which has been variously known
In history as 1.-The Royal Mile" and 1.-The
Cockpit Of Scotland" In the vernacu-
lar of the town during the middle ages,
though. it was always referred TO as
the Causeway."
Traditions Of Mary, the LII fRted
queen; Of Rizzio. whose blood, legend
says, still stains the wooden floor Of
the tiny chamber In Hollywood where
he sank beneath the daggers Of his
assassins: of the stern, proud Douglas
Is, whose ambition led them to hope to
usurp the Scottish crown; OF iron John
Knox and Jenny Geddes. who threw
her stool at Dean Hanna tone is sure
Jenny would be suffragette today, and
q militant at that; OF the great Mon
trose.. of Bonny Prince Charley and OF
all the other principal figures in Scotch
history rise up before the visitor
Argonaut
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Your breeding birds have done their
duty, so give those selected for next
season a rest
Let them range at will.
Don't force them for eggs, cut out
corn, the fat former and heat pro-
Queer; feed them food rich in nitro
gen and phosphorus for feather for
mer, so the mott may come and new
plumage grow without draining the
system. Let them gather the four
leaf clover, reyel In alfalfa, catch the
fat grasshopper, pick the juicy apples
In the shady orchard and CLEAN in the
wheat stubbles.
The air. green food, bugs, sunshine.
exercise, rest. will build them up, the
mott will be easy and almost imper-
ceptible. and they will be fit to fur
nish those winter eggs that bring so
much long green
You have no green fields nor shady
orchards for your poultry? Sorry!
Hope you may have some day.
Well, then. copy nature as near as
possible, for without natural methods
fowls gradually weaken and failure
results.
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for them at once. The turkey crop
has shrunk to 100000 per year, with
o5,0OO,O00 to eat them. What a grand
rEsh there will be for the last turkey!
One thousand skunk skins were
bought from trappers in Wyoming
county, Pa, by fur dealer.
The Audubon society is awfully down
on the house cat, but the fair danes
never say a word against the pestif-
erous skunk that robs bird nests and
henroosts. Milady even wears skunk
furs ALASKA sable), and they are just
too lovely for anything.
The crows killed off many partridges
In Pennsylvania during the past severe
winter. It's about time the crows get
1t in the neck. They catch thousands
of chicks, rob the bird nests of eggs
and young; kill many game birds and
destroy the corn Let some society
belle wear crow wings on her hat
That will start the slaughter The
other women will wear them, and
presto, the nasty crow will be no
more.
California is specially strong ON breed
clubs and certainly sets a good ex
ample to many fanciers IN the eastern
states. If you wish to boost your
breed, about the only way to do is to
organize and then boost. This puts the
variety before the public and Of course
makes sales. Yes. advertising pays in
many ways.
That poultry is moving up in other
countries is shown by the last Crystal
palace show. London. There were II.
800 entries and $4,000 was awarded
in prizes The American breeds stood
next to the Orpington, England's ia
vorite, of which there were 91s Gagged
Cracking glass for poultry grit is
bad business. Glass is too sharp for
crop and gizzard, often pierces both.
gets lodged in the mouth, and then
glass Is not good grit anyhow, for II
soon wears smooth. Why feed such
dangerous material when good granite
crystal grit is cheap?
Persian insect powder is made of
japanese chrysanthemum and is very
effective for lice and heas. In buying
ese that it is dry. fresh and unadulter-
kted with -four. When fresh 1t has a
very bitter taste.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-07-16
A woMAN,s SAD MISTAKE.


There is a fellow right near by
Who got the chicken fever.
He was so crazy after hens
His wife feared he would leave 'er.
One day she passed a grocery store
And saw big eggs inside.
She bought six dozen Of the same
And quickly homeward hied.
She took the eggs from Bills big hens
And set the store eggs there,
Then giggled giggled, giggled SO
That she fell on chair
'-Those china eggs won't hatchI' she
cried
"Ha, ha! Won't Bill he sold?
He'll quit his crazy chicken stunt
And love me as Of old"
But, say, the eggs she set were ducks,
And Bill caught on to it.
Bill waited for those eggs to hatch
To see her get a fit.
Just sixty little quacks came out.
He took them to the door.
They waddled right into the house
And spread all DER the floor.
"Quack, quackr' came from the parlor;
"Quack!" came from everywhere.
'-Oh. horrors! What's that noise?'
She cried from up the stair.
When she got down the stairway
She dropped all in bunch,
And all those quacks came waddling up
To make of her free lunch.
Those ducks tracked all her porches;
They ate her flower bed
They Quacked around her day and night
Till she was almost dead.
You bet she quit her butting inl
Bill has the inside track
She knows If she says just one word
Bill will yell loud, "Quack, Quack"
C. M BARNITZ.
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HIGH AND LOW CITIES.

And the Differences In Our Attitudes
East and West.
The differences between the eastern
and western elevations in this country
are curiously striking. Colorado has
forty peaks that are more than 1900
feet above sea level. Mount Washing
ton. in New Hampshire and Mount
Mitchell. in North Carolina, the highest
peaks In the Appalachian system north
and south respectively. are considerably
less than half as high as this above the
ocean.
Several transcontinental railway lines
In the west pull their main line trains
over greater elevation than that
reached by the cog railroad up New
Hampshire's above mentioned peak
These western elevations are, of course,
reached gradually.
Most large cities lie low. Chicago is
only about 800 feet above sea level
and Pittsburgh but a hundred feet
higher. Philadelphia ranges from sea
level to q height In its suburbs of some
300 feet. Minneapolis. near the head
Of the Mississippi. has an elevation of
less than 1000 feet, and various parts
Of New Orleans. at the mouth of the
great river. are recorded in the gov
eminent tables as having elevations of
from one foot to fifty feet. st. Louis
lies about halfway between these ter
minal cities.
Montana is away up. with its lead
Ing city perched at the elevation of the
highest peaks of the Adirondack noun.
tains. In Denver there is mark near
the state capitol which is Just one mile
above sea IeveL-New York Sun
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-07-16
FEATHERS AND EoesHELLs.

A lady's blue enameled gold watch
was found in the crop of a turkey
dressed at the Cafe Boulevard. Tenth
street and Second avenue, New York
The turkey was shipped from Vermont
but the watch may belong to some
western belle. for it is whispered that
many western turks are shipped to
Vermont and then are retagged and
shipped and sold In New York for bon
ton bluestocking New England stock.
An investigating committee declares
food passes through as many as five
hands before reaching the New York
consumer and that 80 per cent of the
city consumers dollar goes to the
middleman after the food reaches the
city. The farmer and his city kozens'
by this fleeing method are between
the devil and the deep sea.
When the mayor of Indianapolis put
up seventy-five turkeys to lower the
Rarket price, just 400 buyers grabbed