The Greeley tribune., 1912-08-29

Daily, by net1 & '''''.'.i year. 5i.5U
Entered a. secono-class matter' -
che postofdce at Greeley. Coloraoo' vi"
der the Act Of March ). 1873.
fEI@ COLORADO EDITORIAL ASS0ClM!eA
After all this time the initiative
.ud ,.fe,endum law is riddled.
Ths, ..hail cannon" seems 10 be
.,,,u, ns uncertain as rain making.
non't forget that you have to ne
registered il you want to vote ~ '"e
primaries.
ANYHOW. il looks like comfOrt-
able winter AHEAD for the sheep anu
cattle.
Yercn,en seem TO find business As
good in Weld county as the "biue
sky" companies.
II would seem that Pickle day
would have no particular signlf'-
canoe for married men.
Fort Lupton is putting one over
on Greeley. 1t is sprinkling its
streets for Tomato day.
A grand jury has been called IN
Denver. Pretty soon there Will be
no safe place left for the graIoers.
Island Grove park is to have
4 slo
vo,nds. Heaven and-other places.
Fort Lupton is going to lave
minstrel show, but since there are
no girls in the east it may not be 50
much.
Why the people can not have a
certain law after they vote for it
overwhelmingly seems to remain
Riddle.
The .old fashioned lady" Is said
to be . thing of the past by students
tf the times. But tlsen we have the
new woman.
After . grand jury was called In
Denver Immediately there WAS
iangle over who would run 1t. Sic
semper incubus.
A punctured tire brought about =
wedding In Greeley, but then thAt
is no argument for running over
broken bottles. |
It would appear that what our
LEGISLATORS need Is more ability In
writing simple English and less
knowledge Of TIE law.
Have any two lawyers agreed yet
on the correct and explicit inter-
probation Of the new primary law -
applied to Weld county:
The political oracle Of the Satur-
day Evening Post says ..it looks like
wilson. Seems like he is trying
to guess with the crowd.
Roosevelt Is going to be at Rocky
Ford ON circus day. Isn't thae rub
bin9 it In = little ON Tire good people
OF the watermelon town?
From the crop reports from all
parts Of the country there will be .
lot Of busted harms II the farmers
have to store their yields.
Teddy complains that the news
papers are not giving him enough
publicity. Well. he still has the
Outlook for better treatment.
A one hundred pound woman put
eight men to flight In Denver Satur-
day. II it had been . hundred men
Nc would not have been surprised.
II crops wcre ~ certain ~ ex.
plOsions following the use Of keFo-
sene in lighting fires the farmer
could laugh IT the rest Of tfse world.
Edgar Allen Poe said that when
men grew rich their ideas grew
rusty. Perhaps that's the real
secret of why editors are kept poor.
A Chicago judge has ruled that 1t
Is all right for young couples to
make love on motorcycles, but most
OF them will still stick to the ham,
mock.
An eastern judge has ruled that
q wife has a right to whip her hus-
bands affinity. There are some ad-
vanta&es in marrying little
woman.
The government has 1t figured
out that the cost Of living Is cheaper
since June 1. Wait till the coal
man takes the place Of the ice man
aud it will soar again.
One Weld county editor an.
nounces that he stands for beets VI
$40 per ton. just to show our good
faith we'll double It and stand fOl
beets at $40 per ton.
just ~ we expected. 1t looks
like Eaton Herald HOgue is going t.