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The evening world., 1912-11-27

The bells were toliins midnight
On q cold Thanksgiving Eve.
While IN . darksome kitchen
1T seems hard to beiievs)
Sat q father. mother. vhildren.
With faces thin and drawn.
The coal basket was empty
Their last trinket was In pawn.
Tomorrow II Thanks giving"
Said the father with q sigh.
"But how can we be thankful
As In better days gone byy'
'Cheer up. Dad" said the mother.
Az she smoothed his calloused head.
There are better days a-coming.
There La Justice In this land"
Bending DER tho kitchen table
Where a Sunday World was sprssA
Tue Eray-haired uSan. the father.
Benixnly bowed his head.
Then. worn with care and worry.
The old man fell asleep
And dreamed that he was happy
And no more should he weep.
He dreamed OF work a-plcnty
For father. daughter. son.
OF cosy. warm apartments.
or business battles won;
OF houses. lots and screAge
To be bought for . sonEi
OF Lessons. autos. auctions
And Of workers-what . throng!
But hark' the bells are toliing>-
ThanksstvinEs ushered In:
Tue old man starts and 'wakens-
Ais gone that might have been
But hold! there's spread before him
World Want Page OF Ads.
The evening world., 1912-11-27
Restful Sleep

Restful sleep 10 absolutely essential
to health. II you do not sleep we'll.
something u wrong. Loss Of sleep Is
one Of natures unfsiling warnings that
you are taxing your strength beyond
your capacity. Take heed in time. Re-
pair your health before your condition
becomes q nervous breakdown.
The evening world., 1912-11-27

The TONIC sTIMUCANT

has brought peaceful, rcstful sleep
to thousands. II will tone up the
stomach and give you appetite. I'm
proves your digestion and assists in
eliminating the poisonous waste from the
system. Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey
enriches the blood. invigorates the Or
gans, prevents waste Of tissue and soothcs
the nerves: inducing natural. recupers-
tive sleep.
he sure to get Duify's. which has
The evening world., 1912-11-27
Have true reason for
Thanksgiving

by knowing that your most
precious possession-your eye:
Sights either right or righted
by right eyeglasses.
Have one Of our Oculists
Registered physician) examine
your eyes (gatis). hyou need
eyeglasses he will prescribe the
proper glasses - the Harris
highly skilled - factory" or
ganization will fill his pre-
scription-and You will know
eyeglass satisfaction.
Harris Glasses cost 81 or more
The evening world., 1912-11-27

the case Of Riddeii. schiin was sem
fenced to a term In Sing Sing not
longer than four years and ten months
and not shorter than two years and ave
months.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
NOTICE ruR PUBLICATION
(Not Coal Laudsl

(Not Coal Louhsl
Department OF the Interior. United
States Land Onice at Lakevlow.
Oregon. November II. 1911.
Notice Is hereby given that Charles
4 Wordcn. whose rostoaicc address
Is klamath Falls, Oregon, did. on the
ian day OF October, 1911. nlo In
this ofl.e sworn statement and nppll-
cation, No, Oj055, TO purchase the
So SW a. See. 10. NJ NWh, Sec.
i5, twp. 81 S, range 10 r., William.
cite meridian. and the timber there.
on, under the provisions OF the act
known as the q 4 OF June 3, iSTS, and
acts amCudatory, known a. the Tim.
ber and Stone Law" at such value as
might be lNcd by NppTalsomcnt and
that, pursuant 20 such application,
the land and timber Ihcrcon have
been appraised at u total of sI2O. the
timber estimated az $4,000 board
fcot az 81 rCr NJ. and the land At $50:
that said applicant will otIcr nnal
proof In support Of his application
aud sworn statement on the 18th day
oi January, 1919. before c. Il. Dc
Lap, county clerk OF klamath county.
NJ klamath Falls, Oregon.
Any person Is At liberty TO protest
This purchase before entry, or initiate
a contest at any time before patent
issues, by GlIng a c,rroboratcd aai.
iayit In this oiicc. alleging fact,
Which would defeat the rntry.
A. W. ORION.
li-l6-l-lSh Register.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20

hereby announce myself a candi.
date lug 'hc nomination for sheriff
on tho U,puhlIcan ticket. subject
to The viii ~ tho voters nt the prl.
mary election 20 DO held on April
10. 1919. c. c. LOW.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
For Coroner

hereby announce mya II q candidate
for the Democratic domination for
Coroner, subject 20 Tie will Of the
voters at the primary election TO be
held on April 10. 1919. EARL
WHITLOCk.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
GIVING OUT

The Struggle Discourages Many n Git.
izen Of Klamath Falls
Around all day with an aching
back;
Can't rest at night;
Enough to make any one give
out"
Doan's Kidney Pills have given re-
moved life to thousands.
They are for kidney baekache.
For other kidney Ills.
Here is convincing proof Of thelr
worth:
NJ. Powell. 2G3 Oak street. As.-
land, Oregon, says: Il sggsf a
great deal from kldney tr..l.s art
backache and sOmc.lmea { mud
hardly get around. Oa g.. ~ a rHc
morning was stiG and -saa 41t ia.
kidney secretlous saa1. ua .,r
their irregularIty &. .amala as
soon as | commelest aU1l .amIr
Kidney Pills ! la-a179 ana aha
now in good heal.t uI na 5gaur,
Kidney Pills .sra agra-r Hnwevor
but more e. 5FsTmrEru ran au,-
thing elsss aV48 umai lunu
Doans K.+-eg r.tt Gr no substitute
could BE- "a Ffrfiya ,g lay
F'' sals 37 an taaars PNea 50
cents F>errMa5um Co.., sural6
Ns" ft'| ao.s az ~ 'ar the Calesa
Stale
ts.afa.aer ths aau6a-DD DDaa'E-and
axe 20 ather. i
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20

hcrob, announce my self a candidate
Tor thp . mugntir nomination fBr
sheriff of klamath county, subject
to the viii ut tho yut % At the pri.
mary election to Dc held April 10.
1919. CHESTER AVERY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
LIST on INHERITED INDIAN
LANDS FOR SALE

Department OF the interior. United
States Indian Service
The following tracts Of Indian lands
with the name OF the owner. descrip-
ton. and appraisal price. situated on
the klamath Indian Reservation. ore.
gnu, are onCrci Tor salo under the
act OF COZ grcss. approved March /.
1907. The lands were listed S,ptem.
Der 2. 1911, and bids for their pur.
chase VIII be opened February 10.
1912. The terms Of the sale are cash.
James George ct al sWit Sec. %.
34-S: sGiO.
Fred Hendricks. sEH Sec. 1890
.; $500,
John Nelson. swh sEH. SEA
SWh Sec. II. and NWH NEH. NE
z NWh. Sec. ii-3i-7; $3.50.
Buth John, SwE NET. Eis NV
z. Sec, 10; swh swA. Sec. ~.
35-9; 1920.
Joseph Parazoco ct al, VIZ Eh
Sec. li-3O-9; $1,000.
Emma Goodman ct nj pn swu
sh NEh. Sec. I1.2I.e. a. ooo "
Emma Ccokman ct al. SEA See. 3.
3l-S; $500.
Emma Goodman q, sI ywu o.
Il-3l-8; $500.
The following nsrc.,, v.,e t.,.,
August 2l. 1911 and bid. IN g.
opened January a2 Is12.
Emma CDoFurr =, Al on ,-p.
See. iO-3i-s ana az sgu a
3l-g; 1900.
Emma c-..---- ,., gy,
S C. 2a-.1.- s,rra
Dora p 4
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w a- r.,-. u sgr s,
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
For Assessor

| hsrcby announce myself candidate
Tor the nomination for Assessor OF
klamath county on the Democratic
ticket, subject to the viii ot tho.
people at the primary election to
hc held on Aprl ~. 1919. J. =.
LEE.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
GRASP rHE OPrORTu NIFTY

TLAMATH FALLS has good
Nv prospect fer securing n federal
building, II the people of this city
do not lose interest aud expect our
rrpr sentativcs In congress TO do Il all
While q bin has been introduced ask
ing for 0u appropriation We cannot
expect our representatives to put up
much OF flght II we, ourselves. show
n lack OF enthusiasm I'm the matter.
We should let our senators and cou-
gressmen know that we mean busi-
ness, and intend to get that federal
building II we have to so TO Washing
ton for 1t. We should do our share
toward securing favorable action by
congress by meeting them part way
and offering free OF cost site on
which to erect a federal building. II
would show that We did not want
something for nothing. and would be
n great help 10 our representatives In
securing recognition of our claim.
We have two commercial organiza-
tlons In the city, and surely both OF
these should be Interested In securing
u government building for klamath
Falls. II these business men would go
TO the county court and secure den
mite assurance Of q site on the court
house block. TO be forwarded TO those
working for us In Washington, we be-
lisve that before the year ends we
would see work commenced on the
erection OF 100000 federal build
ing right In the heart OF the business
section OF the city. Does this appeal
10 you. Mr.. businessman and Proper
iy Owner? II so. get busy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
DECEASED WILLS CHEAP
MAN AMONG HIS EFFECTS
Value OF Same l. $3.50, and Age 900
Scars-iforcsaid l. Pctriilcd, and
His Weight l. Notable Character
istic, Being $50 Poungs


United Press Service
PORTLAND. Jan. 20.--A man val
ued at $3.50. whose age Is Cstimated
To be 1000 years, Is one OF the per-
sonal effects in the inventory filed to-
day In the county court IN the estate
OF William o. Slit.
Little IS known concerning the
man" save that he Is petFlfed aud
weighs $50 pounds.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20

| hereby announce myself q candidate
FOR the Republican nomination for
sheriff OF klamath county, subject
to the will OF the yofors at tho prl.
mary election 90 30 held Aprii 10,
1919. OSCAR l.. CARTER.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
BUDAPEST EATS LESS BEfFs
BECAUSE OF HIGH PRICE
Cost, Attributed to Protective Policy,
L. such That Ncttcr rnid artisans
Can Annrd Il Not Morc Than Once
Weekly


BUDAPEST, Jan. 20 Twenty per
cent less beef aud veal vvro consumed
Ia budapest in 1871 thUn In 1919.
This decrease ia attributed to the
excessive prices resulting rom pro.
lection Eyen the better paid artisans
IN Hungary caun0t AFFORD meat more
than once a week. The p4uryst live
almost outiroly un vegetables.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20

hereby respectfully announce my
self candidate for the republican
nomination for Prosecuting Attor-
ncy for klamath aud Lake coun'
ties. subject to the VIII OF tho vot-
crs at the urinary election to bc
hcld on th6el9th of April, ieia,
u. V. KuYkENnALL.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
KILLS HIS DIVORCED
Wife AND ALSO SELF
United Press Service

United Press Service
RENO, New. Jan. 20.--Bide Noyes,
employed by the Nevada Packing com
pany Ut Reno, murdered his divorced
wife, formerly Mary Ayansino, the
daughter OF a wealthy rancher. and
then killed himself.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
For County treasurer

I hyryh, announce wyslut W chndi'
date Tor the nomination Tor Treas.
urcr ot klamath County on the Re
publican ticket, subject to the will
ot the people at pdmary lection
10 be held on April 70, 1919, JAY
MANNING,
, hereby announce myself as u cand'.
date for tho nomination Tor Treas
urcr VI klamath County ON the
Democratic ticket, subject to the
will VI the people A. primary clcc-
tlnu 70 be held ~ April 10, 1919,
G. II, DAGGETT.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
GrTTEH: BrTTER,. BurrEH,..

We are SIM hnmmcrlug The butter
market The very best can be had NJ
- cents o roll. full weight. We arc
row al!!5s fCr cash 6nIy. We save
you tho difference In bookkeeping
ana collecting let NJ show you.
Yours for business.
1877 THE FULTON MARKET.
Apples at $3.50 per box: that's &c
per pound. Nothing so good or cheap
az this time OF year.
SUNSET GROCERY.
1871 Tenth and Main.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Prosecuting Attorney

For District Attorney Tor klNn'a'h
aud | nkc counties, oregon, ON tho
Republican t,akct JOHN IRWIN
subject to the prinary nomination
TO be held on April 10. 1917,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-20
OFE Al
CHING. WANG TAO
United Press Service

United Press Service
pEKIN, Jan. 2O,-Thc Fifteenth
American infantry, sac othccrs aud
men, have arrived at Ching Wang
Tao.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
IN THE AUTUMN WOODS.

Oh, the sense of the yellow mountain
 flowers
 And thorny balls. each three in one, The chestnuts throw en eur path in
 showers!
 For. the drop of the woodland fruits
 begun, These early November hours. That crimson the ereePer's leaf across Like a splash of bleed. Intense.
 abrupt, Der shield else gold from rim to nd lay 1t for show on the fairy
 cupped, Elf-needled mat of moss. We two stood there with never a third. But each by each, as each knew The lights we saw and the sounds we
 heard
 The lights and the shades made up a Till the trouble grew and stirred. Oh, the little more, and how much 1t Is! And the little less and what worlds
 away! How a sound shall quicken content to Or breath suspend the blood's best And life De proof of this!
 --Brownir- By the Fireside."
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
FULL ASSOCIATED
 PRESS DISPATCHES
POETRY
NEW VILLAGE BLACKSMITH.

 Under a costly canopy The village blacksmith sits. Before him is a touring car Broken In little bits. And the owner and the chauffeur, teo. Have almoSt lost their wits. The village blacksmith smiles with As he lights his fat cigar, He tells the helpers what to do To straighten up the car. And the owner and the chauffeur, too, Stand humbly where they are. The village blacksmith puffs his weed And smiles smile of cheer, The while his helpers pump the tires And monkey at the gear. And the owner and the chauffeur, too, Stand reverently near. Behind the village blacksmith is The portal of his shop, The shop is very large in size.
 With a tiled roof on top. And the owner and the chauffeur, tee, At 1t were glad to stop. The children, going home from school. ,, Look in at the open door; . They like to see him make hiss bills And hear the owners roar. And the chauffeurs weep as they de- They ne'er paid that before. He goes each morninr to the bank And salts away his cash, A high silk hat and long frock coat Help him to cut dash. But the owner and the chauffeur, toos Their teeth all vainly gnash. The chestnut tree long since has died, The smith does not repine: His humble shop has grown into
 A building big and fine; On a large electric sign. Dublin Evening Telegraph,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
ANNOUNCEMENTS
BREED THEATER
"The Physician of Silver Gulch' the
 Big Western Feature.

One of the "clear as belP' pictures is the feature at the Breed today and carries story that is nothing short of thrilling. A young western physi- clan located in prosperous town, has met with reverses which have reduced him to a point of desperation. so when the physician calls him to attend his sick child while he goes to guard a consignment of gold. he is tempted to rob the bank where it is kept, and the sheriff, not knowing him, fires at him, wounding him in the hand. The phy- sician-robber escapes and again he is called to the bedside of the sheriffs sick child. The mother in ecstasy grasps the doctors wounded hand, and as he yells with pain the sheriff real izes that he has his man. The moth CT, however, pleads with her husband for mercy and the sheriff permits the doctor to go and begin life anew, elsewhere.
 A Ship Boys Grit, another of these celebrated American Pathe productions is a. story enacted by an especially se- lected cast. and the comedy is sup piled by two screaming Vitagraph films, which feature Miss Finch and the famous tBunny."
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
HUMOR OF THE DAY

If your hat should blow off and roll
 Away from you, just let It, Stand where you are. Some willing
 Will chase around and get it.
 Cincinnati Enquirer.
 Toff-You told me that horse was free from faults. Why, it's blind! Dealer-Blind? Well. that's not a fault; that's a cruel misfortune.-San Francisco Chronicle.
 "oh. papa!" exclaimed the young girl, that pretty plant had setting on the piano is dead" Well, I don't wonder" was all the father said Yonkers Statesman.
 "No use locking the stable door after the horse is stolen" T should say that was the very time to lock 1t. They might come back after the automobile" Washington Herald.
 Daughter-Shall I take an umbrella to post this letter, mother? Mother No, stay in the house; 1t isn't fit night for a dog to be out; let your father post the letter.-Tit Bits.
 q always make 1t a practice to let tomorrow take care of itself" That's easy enough, but it's forgetting yester- day that causes trouble for so many of us."-Chicago Record Herald.
 Plague take that grill" My friend. that is the most beautiful girl in this town" That may be. But she ob- structs my view of second base.'- Louisville Courier Journal.
 Society Leader-I should think you would hate to associate with the dem ocrats. They are such a common crowd Briggs-Yes, but I can get away from them occasionally, and you can't from yours.-Life.
 'The next time you spill your coffee on the tablecloth, don't try to hide 1t by setting the cup on 1t. will notice it, anyway, when I clean up" Yes, but am in the office by that time."- Meggendorfer Blaetter.
 My love, I don't want you to do your work when we are married. That's considerate of you" And that brings me to a delicate question. Have you enough money to enable us to keep a hired girl?"-Kansas City Journal.
 Spratts-Miss Elder is much older than I thought. Hunker-lmpossible Spratts-Well. asked her if she had read Esop's Fables, and she said she had read them when they first came out-Home Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
A FEW sEAsHoRE LOTS

Situated in the Town o1 Cnar4estown, R. l., fronting the Atlantic Ocean, on one of the best bathing beaches in the state. These lots are fifty (50) feet frontage on ocean and one hundred fifty Q5o) feet deep. In the rear of these lots there is salt water pond nine miles long, sandy bottom, excel lent boating and fishing. The price of these lots Is two hundred ($200) dol lars. Remember the prices that were paid for lots at Pleasant View four years ago and the prices that are be- ing paid now. These cottage sites that I am offering for only ;20V are on the same ocean. same beach, only a few miles east of Pleasant View. Here is a chance to buy a seashore cottage site at low figure and have 1t increase in value many fold in a year or two. Avail yourselves of this opportunity and don't be among those that will say (after they are all sold) I wish I had bought one. Come and look these lots over and remember If you pur- chase one l pay your expenses for any distance not over 100 miles. Traus- portation from Westerly in auto. h. Vestigate
 WILLIAM A. WILCOX,
 Real Estate Broker,
 No. fl West Broad St., Rooms 1 and 2.
 augSd Westerly R. I.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
Brief State News

BristoI.-The Triumph voting ma chimes will be used in Bristol for the first time at the election on Tuesday Nov. 5.
 Warehouse Point.-The autumn meet ing of the Hartford Archdeaconry was held in St. Johns church, Warehouse Point Thursday.
 West Hartford.-The Hartford Bird Study club will hold field meeting in the West Hartford reservoir district Saturday afternoon.
 Hartford.-It would now seem as if Hartford's greater Hotel Heublein is assured, and that within few months the erection of the $1,500,000 structure will be begun on the present site of the Hotel Heublein, Wells and Gold streets.
 Simsbury-J. B. Mclean, who Is very successful in the growing fruits, re- gently picked a small patch of fall strawberries, nine baskets. Since the first of August when the fruit began ripening, fifty baskets of fruit have been gathered.
 New Britain. - Principal Marcus White of the State Normal school re- ports that new class will leave for the South Manchester Training school in about three weeks, and the division now there will return to complete their normal school training.
 Greenwich.-Mrs. c. w. Post, divorc- ed wife of the Battle Creek millionaire food manufacturer, was found dead in bed Tuesday morning at the apartment of Mrs. Joseph Breckens in Washing ton, D. C., where she had been a guest for several days. Coroner Nevitt de- cided that she died from Bright's dis ease Mrs. Post had been divorced for eight years
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
Always Have A Reason,

Dan Hanna must have been trenen- dously interested to put up $1T7,0 ,000 in the preliminary campaign for the Bu!l Moose. Hanna, like Perkins, is the kind Of citizen that does not give money away for the mere joy of giving--In= dianapolis News,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
what Is Going On Tonight.

Vaudeville and Moving Pictures al the Auditorium.
 Vaudeville and Photoplays at Davis Theater
 sedgwick Post, No. 1. G. A. R.. meets in Buckingham Memorial
 Republican Rally at Town Hall # Gardner Lodge, No. 46, K. or F.. meets in Pythian Hall.
 Lodge Oscar, No. 30. V. o. of A.. meets In Foresters' Hall.
 Virginia Dare Council. No. 25, D. oi L., meets at 65 Union Street.
 Norwich Stationary Engineers Asso- ciation, No. 6. meets in Bill Block.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
Another Needed Reform,

While Put, Sandies is securing thf passage of his law to prevent ths kill ing of beef stock to young, why would mt it be a good scheme t6 insert t clause to prevent it being killed tse old?-Marf0n Star,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25

Owing. to the destruction of some of the banana plants by disease in Bocras del Toro, Panama, the land has been planted with about 150,000 chocola te trees. The trees are thrifty and denI- onstrate the adaptability of the soil to this product.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25

Catfish have come back to the Mis- souri river and the fishermen are hap py once more Two caught the other day weighed 15O pounds and 137 pounds, respectively. each being about six feet long, and with mouth biz enough to hold a nail keg. Arter the flood of 1903 this large variety disap- peared entirely.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
LEGAL NOTICES.
Certificate a3

0O.
 TO THE BOARD OF COUNTY COM missioners of New London County: hereby apply for fifty dollar druggist license 10 sell spirituous and intoxi- eating liquors. ale. lager beer, Rhine wine and cider to be sold on the pre- sefiption of R pFaetieing physician, and not t6 be drunk on the premises. In quantities het exceeding one gallon. Except other than distilled liquors, and those iii quantities not exceeding five gallons. At Ne, 45-47 Commerce street, Town of Norwich, Dated at Norwich, , this 18th day of October, A. D, 1912. Charles II. 6sssed, Applicant, for The Charles 6sgsed C6.. PrePfieters. We, the undersigned, are electors and tax payeFs, e#RiHg real estate, of the Town of Norwich. and hereby sign and en- d6Fse the foregoing application of The Charles 0seeed Ce; fer a druggists license, and hereby certify that said applicant is suitable person to be licensed pursuant te said application bated at Norwich, this 24th day of October, A. 5. 1912 |. L. Osgood, Will liam H, 0at. Lester GFeeRman. John c AEeFii Howard L. Stanton: I hereby RRFtifF' that the above named signers and eHdsrseFs are eiestsfs and tax payers, owning real estate, iR the Town Of Nafwich: Dated at Norwich, this a4t4 day ef esfebeF. 4: D. 1912: Chss 8, HeisFsek, fs*H Clerk, sst25F
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25

The Chinese are the greatest con- sumers of old newspapers in the world. The official returns of the custom house at Newchwang states that that port alone in 1911 received 1,91S tons of old European newspapers, valued at S72,500
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25

Mining is one of the most important industries of the Nagasaki consular district, and in point of value Of prod ucts and number of men employed ranks next to agriculture. The total value of the minerals produced in this district during 1911 was nearly $2S, o0O 0O0 of which coal formed about VI Der cent.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
Bets Like a Pi$eheF.

We think the Democratic committee is perfectly right iH keeping MF. Bryan in the field, He fields well. It's his base running that isn't good. =H0Hsfeh Pest.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-10-25
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

A dining car that moves regularly out of Boston on the New York Gen. tral lines, says the Transcript, has for it's number SsS. Pronunciation serves to illustrate the unconscious humor which turks in inanimate things.