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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
On the Job.

Representative Hamilton OF West
Virginia paid tribute to Republican
Leader Mann that Is a gem In its way.
THE gentleman from Illinois," said
Mr.. Hamilton, only eats on Sundays
and never sleeps at all. If he had
been marshal under Napoleon at
Waterloo the battle might have re-
suited differently, because he would
have discovered the absence of Grou.
chy at the proper time and suggested
the absence OF quorum. And, If nee
essary. he would have halted the hosts
OF Wellington by a well-lnterposed de,
mand for the yeas and nays"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
SUBP0EKAES ISSUED
FOR BARROW TRIAL

Los Angeles. Calf, May II -
Forty subpoenaes were issued, today.
for witness to testify for the state
against Attorney Clarence s. Oar
row. former chief counsel of the
Mcnamara brothers, who viii be
placed on trial Monday, May Is, on
the charge of having unlawfully
sought to influence jurors in the
dynamite cases. Twenty witnesses.
it is said, are in California, while
others viii come from Chicago anu
Eastern cities.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
THE HEN
By GEORGE FITCH.
Author OF Eat Good Old Siwash."

Clark INHABITED the speakership and
cae pr sidential boom whieh is a
part of the perquis.tcs thereof
Clark is a large taciturn man
with neat white hair and broad
smooth face. He has curious.
prehensile upper lip with Whith he
cools his chin frequently while emit
tins grape aud canister at the f5c.
and ne also has a supply OF wit
which Is rs hard on tho hide of his
opponent az concentrated I've, He
once had a leaning towards the min
istry, but the only ysatlee Of this
Which remains Is his white string
tie.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

co Tor liam 81
various parts, and finally found that
he was in New York From time t.
time. they were told that he had been
seen over there. and they Went to look
for him, but without success,
Max F1usser. broker, died In New
ark, November %, leaving $4,000, Of
which $4,000 was in cash and $4,000
in second mortgages. Benjamin F1us-
ser IS the administrator OF the estate,
and as he says $4,000 is Joseph's
share, he wants to protect his brother
and put him in some home or institu-
ton where he will be cared for. This
Is the 81 900 that Joseph spurns.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
A Surprlse.

She-John, the plumber you said
you would send here is not all you
thought he was.
He---Great Scott. What's the matter
with him?
She-I don't know, but he had
everything with him he needed for the
work.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
AN EMPERoR's PHILOSOPHY.

III
To be strong in sorrow, not
wishing for that which is I'M
attainable or worthless: content
with each day as it comes. seek
Ing for the good In everything
and enjoying nature and man
kind as 1t is, finding solace in
one happy hour for a thousand
bitter ones and always giving
the best that Is In one, even
though no thanks are received
who learneth that lesson Is hap
py. free and proud, and his life
Will be beautiful one. But
he who mistrusts only wrongs
others and harms himself. II Is
our duty to consider every one
good until the contrary is proved.
The world Is so large, and we
are so small. Everything can
not possibly revolve around our
selves. II something Injuries us
or causes us pain, who knows
but what 1t Is necessary for toe
good Of the whole creation?
The great, wise win Of the al
mighty and omnipotent Creator
manifests itself In everything,
animate or inanimate, in this
world. We petty human beings
lack only the wisdom to compre-
bend It AS everything is, so
should It be In this world, and,
no matter how It is, 1t Is always
good In the eyes of the Creator.
From a Scroll Hanging In En-
peror Williams Workroom.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

James Beauchamp Clark was bora
| in Kentucky in 1856. lie was an
os,.ncst ,,,th ana haa cotton his
49,
"
~ sAo'e' "o'le osAo' '' '''''' '''''' u
cd now 70 stro1 a racer, Al the az ?
OF twenty three he was president OF
Marshall College, West virginia, lie
was the youngest college president
IN captivity and many seAl"' TOOK
occasion 10 say IA aiscHss on ar,
President. Wien }oU arc az oid as !
am you VIII change your mihd ABOUT
tae5e things.
CARR pres'deH'ed successfully I'M
{. NJ h~e moAej eRonAh % nsgih
toe prar'lce oil law "Aea ne emf
grated 70 Missouri ana prepared loF
a S'oFIoG" poltleal career oy ruin
'essly amPot"uns ms name oeioW
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

A convict In the Auburn. N. Y, pris-
on who has 13 years yet to serve,
asked the warden for a time table. In
reply to the warden's question as to
why he wanted it, he said that he
might be able to identify the trains
as they pass through the station, and
know what train to take when his time
Is up.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
PRESIDENT SIGNS
INCREASED PENSION
BILL AT MIDNIGHT

Washington, May 12-Ths Presi-
dent tonight signed an increas d
pension bill passed lr the House
and Senate. The measure was signed
and became a law lust before mid
night at The White House.
The bill, as finally agreed TO- car
rtos an increase Of $4,000. 600 Tor
pensions during the fest year Of it's
operation During the first three
years the increased pay will aver
age $4,000.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Didn't Need II.

Redd--Do you believe in this Gus.
tom of breaking a bottle OF champagne
over the bow Of new ship?
Greene certainly do. 1t brings
good luck to the ship.
We'll, know Of one vessel where
they never broke any wine over her
bow and she made a very successful
voyage"
Name the vessel, please?"
"The Ark"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Natural Curiosity

man who was rescued from
drowning at a seacoast resort las,
summer, as soon as he recovered his
senses, turned round and stared hard
at the ocean"
What he do that for?"
He had swallowed so much of II
ne wanted to see If there was any
iaft."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Wanted to Be AeJpfuI

Elderly Bachelor-Mrs. Burnside.
will you marry me?
Attractive Widow--Mr. Wackford.
are you forgetting that l have six chill.
dren?
Elderly Bachelor-Not at all I
want to help you train up those young
sters-darn 'em.--Chicago Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

"A dinner at SIS plate ought to
be fairly good eating"
That would depend chiefly on the
relative values OF the plate and the
food
"Yes?"
Your true gourmand would rather
eat S24 worth of fancy food off a 81
plate than TO eat 81 worth OF ordinary
food Oft a $2t plate"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
EItnaIln of L.annuann.

I'm going to ride at the country"
said a Frenchman, whose English was
not very perfect, to a friend
You should say ride I'm the coun.
try" remarked the friend
AAh! yes--very good" responded
the Frenchman, "and when come
back will knock In your door"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
WelI.Chosen Words.

The Rev. r. ]. Campbell, at a fare
well luncheon in New York, said Of
a famous bishop who had married a
tremendously rich widow:
4 suppose he proposed to her In
appropriate and well-chosen terms. |
suppose he said;
Dear madam, will you exchange
the widows mite for the miterr"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

What sort Of man Is Jipson?"
Impossible, fear"
What do you mean by that?"
Well he's the kind of man who
would make an ideal admiral In tho
Swiss navy"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Knew CHICAGO.

Going to get out here and stretch
your legs?" asked the travelling man
OF his companion as the train stopped.
What place is it?' inquired the
other.
Chicago"
mo, | had one leg stretched here
once!"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

The international Baseball league
composed of American and Cana
dian teams, might play a world s
series at the end of the season to
determine the question of annexa-
ton.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Turned Her Gold Into Nuooe,.

Nine. Couly OF RomortIn, France,
who had concealed $500 Ia gold in her
kitchen CRATE during brief absence,
forgot all about 1t on her return, and
III fire which converted her whole
fortune into q gold nugget.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
A Modern Game.

They We're playing house. I'll be
the cook" said the older sister.
Yes, that's just like you!" cried
the others. you always want to boss
the whole show, just like our cook
does. Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
From Small Beginnings.

Men who have made their fortunes
are not those who have had five thou.
sand dollars given them to start with,
but started fair and with a well-earn-
ed dollar or two.--Grace Greenwood.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average number OF complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin, printed daily
and Sunday during the year
of 1sl1............... 2277
Average number Of complete
and perfect copies of The
Cairo Bulletin, printed dur
ing the month Of March,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

No less than seven men are to be
elected president in November, ac-
cording to the press agents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

Aviator by the name of Fish flew
fs0 miles over the water. Again.
what's In a name?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

when the attention Of The bull.
stiz ID called to any misstatement
= fast or to any error concerning
my man or thing, corrections viii
sheerfully be made.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

The campaign of 1912 will not 20
down as one notorious for its lack of
personalities.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

Mrs. Towne-So Hiram Sharps girl
Effie has become music teacher.
Hepzibah-Yes; we call her Eff
Sharp.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

Delegates, like frankfurters.
should be got while hot.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Didn't ApprecIate n.

Mrs. Peck-Really, we never know
who our best friends are.
Peck--Thats true. There's the fell
low I won you away from. He hasn't
spoken to me since.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

Who is to instruct the unin-
structed delegates?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

The above is a correct statement
of The Cairo Bulletin for the year
and the month of March, 1912.
E. A, DALEY,
Gent Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this 18th day of April, 1912.
LEO. J, KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

Clark has remained perfectly
plain citizen all his years and has
successfully avoided riches, spreck-
led vests, large stylish words, and
Republicanism in all its varied and
insidious forms. He is now nearer
the presidency than any Missouran
has been since the days of Thomas
Benton and is about the only resi-
dent of the state who isn't excited
about it.,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

Cabman (from the SOUTH --Ahu
carry yo' anywhah To- TO bits, mistah.
Cholly (who Is broke) What Pm
looking for is four bites, don't you
know.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Feeble Pullera

We have n great abundance now
OF overrated stars;
Some draw about as well, methInks
AS cabbage leaf cigars.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13
Annenable,

I'VE had a scare on Sunday about
the blue law"
What was it?"
MY wife went to get some pre.
serves for supper, and found they had
been working"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-13

Copyright 1912 by Gorge Mathew Adams1
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
bUNGER WILL MAKE
THINGS HUM IN
THIS CITY
Conservation Expert of Men
and Religion Movement
Comes Saturday

Rev. w. II. Bunger of Dayton, o..
conservation expert of the commit
tee of 81" of the Men and Religion
Forward Movement. is expected to ar
rive in Grand Forks Saturday night
and for three days following his IT.
rival in the city will be busily engage
cd in holding special meetings and
talking owe plans for the series of
Men and Religion services to be held
here next month. Rev. Bunger is
really advance agent for the movement
and his coming to Grand Forks is
awaited with considerable interest by
those who will work in connection
with the meetings soon to take place
in Grand Forks. The committee of
81" of which Rev. Burger is onser-
walton expert is of New York.
At $3.50 o'clock Sunday afternoon.
Rev. Bunger will address n mems
mass meeting at the Methodist church.
Monday he will meet the executive
committee of the COMMITTEE of 1901
and the ministers of the city. At this
meeting plans for the coming Men and
Religion rally will be discussed. Tues
day the visitor will most likely meet
the entire membership Of the COM
mittce of 1O0."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
Want NEEDLEWORK MARKET
State Federation of Womcn's Clubs
Taking Steps to Make Industrial
Exhibit Here a Feature.

A new venture in the work of the
North Dakota Federation of Women's
clubs is announced by the executive
committee who are quite determined
to find a market for much of the fan
cy needlework that is done by the
women Of the state. This committee
hopes to make the industrial exhibit
ton n Of the biggest features at the
annual convention to be held in this
city next October and Immediately
will appoint committees to search out
the expert workers of the state and
ccure samples of their work for dis
play at that time.
This exhibit will be largely in the
hands of the arts and crafts commits
tee of which Mrs. H. c.. Mccartney of
Cakes is chairman and Mrs. Frank
Griffin of the Entire Nous club of this
city a member. The other members
are Mrs. H. B. Eggers. Jr., of Graf
ton. Mrs. G. H. HOLSTER of Fargo and
Mrs. Albert Hallenberg of Fargo.
The exhibit at the convention in
Devils Lake last fall was splendid and
attracted SO much complimentary
comment that the executive commits
tee believes that its growth should be
encouraged. The idea of finding a
market for the arts should prove a
great stimulus to the women of state
to begin work early on such articles
as they wish to display.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
SALVATION ARMY IS
HAVING A BIG
REVIVAL
Evangelist Draws the City's
Prominent Residents to
the Barracks

An audience representative of
Grand Forks best citizenship listened
to the Salvation Army's international
revivalist. Colonel Brengle, at the
army hall Wednesday night. The
place was filed to the doors, man.
persons being forced to stand.
In the audience were a number of
pastors. students of Wesley college
and the state university inc several
leading society ONE
The cvaneeiist talked on the sub
ject. Love That Gave and Why"
When he had concluded speaking, six
persons stepped forward and declared
for Christ.
The afternoon meeting conducted
by Colonel Brengle was also largely
attended. At this time twelve persons
came forward and asked to be helped
in leading better lives.
righteousness That Saves" will
be the topic on which the evangelist
will speak at the Salvation Army hall
at S o'clock tonight. In his meeting
at 3 O'Clock this afternoon he added
a patriotic touch to his remarks and
paid a loving tribute to the life of
George Washington. whose birthday
anniversary is being celebrated the
country over today.
On Sunday afternoon and night the
noted r%evivalist will speak at the
Unique theater. when special music
will be featured.
Captain Phil Gerringer Of Crook
ston, has arrived to participate in the
special meetings in Grand Forks.
Captain Ellis of Devils Lake is ex-
pected to arrive either this afternoon
or Friday.
In connection with the revival
meetings in Grand Forks, 1t is inter-
esting to know that last year Saliva
ton Army workers spent $685. hours
in visiting prisoners. In that time 49,
1913 prisoners prayed with and
advised. One thousand. TOUR hundred
and twelve prisoners were assisted on
discharge and situations were found
for 229.
There are nineteen slum posts of
the Salvation Army in the United
States. The last annual report of the
work of the army in the United States
showed that in the twelve months
1859 sick cases we're visited in the
slums. Twenty-three thousand. eight
hundred and fifty-nine families were
visited. Persons to the number of
5000 were assisted temporarily In
the slum work of. the s~alvationists.
Meals were supplied to 1852 persons.
There are eight nurseries maintained
by the Salvation Army in the slums
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
OBSERVING DAY IN
GRAND FORKS
QUIETLY
Public Offices Closed on Ac.
count of Washington's
Birthday

Washington's birthday anniversary
is being observed in Grand Forks to-
day quietly. but periodically just the
same. The public schools are closed;
also the city and county Offices.
Many Of the business houses are
showing the national colors in window
public buildings, business blocks and
some private residences.
The big flag belonging to the city
hall which was lost on Lincoln's BIRTH
day and had to be replaced at tho top
Of the long f1agpole by a smaller and
less attractive flag. was unearthed in
a vault in the city building a few
days ago and was to have been hoist
ed carly this morning. When an at
however, it was discovered that the
pulley was caught and tangled up in
the rope. AS a consequence no flag
futtered from the city hall in tho city
in honor of George Washington today.
A number of social affairs are maxi
ing tho day bright for many. The
theater crowd will no doubt be out
IN force tonight.
For sport lovers the day is provid.
ing no little interest and excitement
in the annual basketball game be-
tween the University Of North Dakota
and the Fargo agricultural college
teams. Tho game is being played at
the university this afternoon. The
"aggies' arc here strong. This morn
ing the visiting college men made
things lively in hotel Hobbies. A num-
Der of fair goods accompanied the
players from the gate city"
Considerable interest is also being
evinCrd here today in the results OF
the squared circle events in Los An.
geles and San Francisco, where Abe
Attell and Johnny Kilbane and Frank
Klaus and Sailor Petrosky are boxing,
respectively.
The sun is paying its tribute to the
country's first president today by
smiling warmly and continuously. The
weather is ideal for this time Of the
year and persons who can enjoy tho
holiday have been out on the streets
in large numbers this afternoon.
' Motoring has also come in for its
share Of attention today. and man.
cars loaded with merry citizens have
Whfsknd about <ou.o
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
PEMB|NA ROAD MEN
WILL MEET NEXT
WEDNESDAY
Conference Called at Cava-
"lier-May Be Changed in
Cass County

Pembina county's fight over the
route of the Meridian road through
that county will assume new proper.
tions when a meeting is held in Cava-
lier February % to consider the ques-
ton. The call for the meeting has
been issued by tho Pembina county
officers Of the North Dakota division
of tho Meridian road.
There are two routes in Pembina
county that are in controversy, being
the one through the central part of
the county. and the other through the
eastern part. Great interest Is being
taken in the question throughout
Pcmbina county.
The official notice that has been
sent out for tho Pembina county
meeting follows:
IA representative convention Of the
county of Pembina to obtain -cxpres-
Meridian will be held at Cavalier,
Wednesday,. February %. Represent
tation rs follows:
"Townships-Akra 2. Bathgate 2,
Carlisle 4. Crystal 2, Flora 2, Hamil-
ton 3, LaMoure 2. Lodcman 2, Neche
8. Pembina 4. st. Thomas 4. walhalla
3, Advance 2. Beaulieu 2. Cavalier 4,
Drayton .. Gardar 2. Toilette 4. Lin
coln 3. Midland 4, Park .. st. Joseph
4, Thingvalla 2.
"Cities-Canton I. Crystals. Hamil-
ton 2. Pembina z. Walhalla g.. Noun
tain 2, Bowesmont 2, Bathgate 3,
Cavalier Z. Drayton 6. Neche S, st.
Thomas s, Glasston 1. toilette 1.
County commissioners one vote each.
THE chairman Of the board of
each place named Is authorized to
cast the entire vote for his place or
he may delegate this privilege.
This movement means much to
our county. Please give this matter
your attention and he present either
in person or by proxy on February
%.
III. l.. Holmes. vice president, N,
D.. Meridian Road association.
James McCabe. member executive
committee"
May Be Change in South.
Another change in the route
through North Dakota is also con
templated by the Meridian road work.
ers of the south, this change being o.
such a nature as to put the roat
through the central part of Gas.
county, where it is said there ar.
better roads available.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
BALDWIN SAYS GIRL
WAS NOT OUT
Of MIND
Draws Conclusion From the
Facts Adduced in Evidence
in Mostad Trial

Sylvia Mostad vas not insane when
the Is alleged to have killed her baby,
according to the testimony of DR.. l..
3. Baldwin,, called as an expert
Wednesday afternoon, by the state.
The direct examination of DR.. Bald
win was concluded Just before court
adjourned Wednesday afternoon. He
will be recalled to the stand Friday
morning for cross-eXaminatbn.
DR.. Baldwin was formerly at the
head Of the state insane asylum at
jamestown, and is now in hospital
work in Minneapolis. He testified
Wednesday that under the facts as
adduced in the evidence in the case,
he did not believe Syqlvia Mostad was
Insane at the time she is alleged ia
have committed the crime of which
she is charged.
With no progress made in the case
today. it is hardly probable that the
case will e to the jury until some
time next week.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
COMPLETE LIST. OF TOPICS

The program has been completed
for h meeting of the North Dakota
enforcement league which will be
held in this city February IS. Among
the speakers will be w. l.. Stockweli.
Andrew Miller. DR.. J. Grassick, FL. Fl.
Aaler and Governor John Burke, and
the following are the topics that will
be considered:
What should be the attitude Of the
Church to the liquor b~usiness?"
How can we bring the subject Of
total abstinence before the pupils Of
the public SCHOOL,"
The duty of officials regarding law
enforcement"
The duty of the citizen regarding
law enforcement"
DO we need alcoholic liquors as a
medicine?"
Shall We adopt the Kansas plan
and repeal the druggist permit law?"
The Initiative and Referendum"
Should the governor be empower
ed to suspend and remove officers who
are derelict in the discharge of their
duties?"
There will be opportunity for gem
eral discussion of some Of these sub
jects."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-22
SUNDAY TRAVEL IS HEAVY

The Northern Pacific railroad will
place a new time table in effect next
sunday morning, according to in
East Grand Forks this morning.
The important feature of the new
schedule to Grand Forks and the VAL
ley branch is the change Of trains
Nos. 20 and 9s. which now run daily
except Sunday. between Fargo and
Pembina.
According to the new time table
these trains will. beginning noxt sun
DAY. run every day in the week except
Monday. This change is made, it is
said. to accommodate the heavy travel
on Sunday, which is composed large
y OF show people. going and coming
from Fargo and Grand Forks to win.
nipeg. The change will also give the
tralnmen a chance to lay off the day
following strenuous business on the
line. 'e
There is no change in the time Of
arriva! and departure Of trains Nos.
W and SO. only they will run on Sun
a and not on Monday.