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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Snappy Ace.

The young man breezed into the old
mans library.
II met your daughter" he an
nounced, lat Fifth avenue reception.
want to marry her next Friday aft
ernoon at $3.50. She's willing"
The old man turned to his card
index
(Which daughter" he asked.
IT'S Miss Ethel"
"All right" said the old man.
Make 1t 4:30 and I'll attend the we'd
ding / have an enagegemnt at the
other hour"
It was so ordered. This is a snappy
age.-Pittsburg Post.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
At the End of the Spat.

Hubby-You know, dearest, that you
are my star.
Wifey-Do you mean a sky star or
a stage star?
Hubby-Oh-er-why?
WHEY, because if you mean the lat
ter, l want to tell you that your star
doesn't handle as much money as an
ordinary soubrette.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
o. OF THE PEOPLE

Suffer from HEADACHES, BILIOUS
NESS, CONSTIPATION, DIZZINESS,
COLDS, ETC. BONDS LIVER PILLS
CURE all of these and they keep you
cured. Take one small pill at bed
time and wake up well. All druggists
sell them, or send to US. If you have
never tried this unsurpassed remedy
send to us for a free sample. Bonds
Pharmacy Co., Little Rock, Ark.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
The Two Sexes

Miss Lillian Russell, at a birthday
supper in New York, was congratu,
lated on her unfading beauty and on
her high spirits.
"A woman is as happy, you know
as she looks pretty"
And a man." said her interlocutor
"Oh, a man." she answered, lis as
happy as he feels important"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

ing Of dances in the place altogether.
A deputation of young women waited
on him and demanded that this prohi-
bition should be withdrawn, but the
rabbi remained unyielding.
All the manageable girls of the
place thereupon held a meeting and
resolved unanimously not to wed until
dancing was allowed again. For two
months there were no marriages in
Sochaczow, until at length the rabbi
| gave way.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Rabbi Forced to Yield.

Vienna.-An unusual form Of strike
is reported from Scchaczow, a village
in Russian Poland. The population is
almost exclusively Jewish, and a new
rabbi, who found his congregation too
frivolously inclined, forbade the hold.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

San Francisco.-Sauntering into a
ballroom, A. w. Smenner Of Philadel-
phia danced several times, and then.
with the strains of two-step echoing
in his ear, fired a bullet into his brain,
turning the merry friVolity Of the
dance into a panic.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Turned Out After Starvation Test

Boston.-TuTned from the Carnegie
nutrition laboratory" after going
through a 31-day starvation test, Prof.
Agostino Levanzin staggered into a
newspaper office and begged for food
and shelter. He was to have been paid
$500 for the experiment, but was
turned out penniless.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
WIRE FENCING,

Both welded and wrapped for stock,
pigs, poultry, garden and lawn, all Sizes
a good heavy hog proof 26" fence for 1S1hc
per rod. Send trial order. ROOFING OF
all kinds, galvanized and painted steel
rubber and gravel coated. We have q
good rubber roofing for 75c square, all
complete. Send trial order. Mention this
paper. PidgeCu-I nomas Iron Co., 94-9t
N. I'd St, Memphis, Tenn.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

A splendid and highly recommended
remedy for tired. weak, infamed eyes,
and graduated eyelids, is Paxtine An
tiseptic, at druggists, 25c box or sent
postpaid on receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet Co., Boston, Mass.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

It's easier for a mother to train up
her son in the way he should go than
it is for her to prevent him from 60
ing some other woman's way a few
few years later
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Boy Bread Maker Beats 30 nco.Ed. y

Reno, Nev-The reputation of Co
eds" at the University of Nevada as
bread makers received a severe shock
this week, when boy student, COM
peting with 80 girls, won second place
in a bread-making contest and al
most succeeded in getting first place.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No smarting-Feels
Fine--Acts Quickly, Try IL for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus.
trated Book in each Package. Murine Is
compounded by our Oculists-not a "Patent Med
icine"-but used in successful Physicians Prac-
tce for many years Now dedicated 10 the Pub
lie and sold by Druggists at Csc and Soc per Bottle.
Murine Eye salVe In Aseptio Tubes, 25c and bOc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
No Wlfe's COOKING for Them.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Th paper says
that rarely indeed is wealthy Turk
seen at his wife's dinner table.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak Yes, l under
stand the Turks live a long time.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

A woman can easily win in any
kind of an argument with a man if
she knows just when to turn on the
briny flow.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
A Special Favor.

Customer want ton Of coal.
Dealer-Yes, sir. What size?
Customer-Well, if it's not asking
too much, I'd like to have a 1000
pound ton.-Brooklyn Life.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Not Alwnva-

"One reaps what one sows."
ALLOW me to differ with you"
How so?"
when one sows wild oats one gen,
orally reaps a crop of lemons"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
1000 Burn Neuro In Texas

Tyler, Tex.-Two thousand persons
participated in the lynching of Dan
Davis, a negro, who was burned to
death at stake in a street this week
after he had confessed to an attack
on Miss Carrie Johnson a week ago.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Health All Important.

It is more sensible to pay serious
attention to the health of the nation
than to sing patriotic songs.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Pleasant Feature of Winter.

There is this cheerful fact about
winter: Nobody makes any money by
starting a report that the crops have
been ruined.-St. Louis Times.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

The things are not half so i'll with
me and you as they might have been
is half owing to the number who
lived faithfully a hidden life and rest
in unvisited tombs.-George Eliot.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

Quality quantity is something to con-
slider in purchasing a remedy for constipa-
ton or as laxative. How about Garfield Tear
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

If some people have any good in
them they evidently keep it bottled up
pretty tight.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

The man who mas something to sell
is always an optimist.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

If man isn't sufficiently original
to manufacture his own lies he should
stick to the truth.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

And many a sober young man turns
out to be a gay old boy.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c a bottle
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

Every time a girl sees a handsome
young man she wonders whose sweet
heart he is.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
nnnts pnoks WIth Roomerano.

st. Joseph, Mo.-Vernon Tantlinger,
a nimrod, uses a boomerang instead Of
a shotgun when he hunts ducks. He
recently bagged eight birds with
twelve throws.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

Men may be born modest, but wom-
en- have to acquire all they get.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

When a mans conscience troubles
him he thinks he has indigestion.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTEL ESs
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing II is simply Quinine and Iron in asteless
form, and the most etfe1tual form For grown
people and children 20 cents.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
OF Course Not.
80 is mine" boosted Henry.

Jimmy said: MY pa is a church
member"
80 is NINE" boosted Henry.
"He amt neither. My pa says your
pa don't come to church, and even
when he does he doesn't put nothing
in the collection box"
Huh! My pa is an honorary mem
Der, and honorary members don't haf-
ter chip in"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

First LaWyer-HOW often was MI.
Millions married?
Second Lawyer-Can't tell you. The
notices of contests over the estate
have only Just begun to come in.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

Garfield Tea, a laxative Of superior quail
Ity! For those suffering with constipation.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

placed anywhere. -
tracts and killa All
hisa. Neat, clean or
nAmental, convenient
cheap. Laata ali
season. MAdo OF
metal, can tspin or tip
overE will not soil o.
injure anything.
Guaranteed effective
Sold by dealers ~
. sent prepaid for d.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

Garfield Tea purifes the blood and clears
the complexion. Drink before retiring.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17

The gossip of today may be the su
perstition Of tomorrow.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
Exact Copy of Wrapper.


A woman laughs when she can and
weeps when she will.-PToveTb.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-17
DAISY FLYK KILLER

HAROLD SONERS. $50 D'EalS Ave. Bfooiiya. n. Z
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

MinOt has secured the mid. summer convention of
the North Dakota Press association. There was
some rivalry among the cities OF the state to
which should have the pleasure and we might
the honor of entertaining the members OF the
ciation at the next meeting. The boys had all heard
pleasure of visiting Minou and is needless to say
they were among best boosters The others
wanted to realize fond anticipation 1t is up
to Minot to make good with the press boys, and she
will. The members Of the North Dakota press de-
serve a great deal of consideration, Go where you
will, you will not find better lot of boosters than
the North Dakota editors. Naturally each one
claims to live in the best little city, the earth
We admire them for feeling as they do. While
they are not at all slow in recognizing the import
ance Of their own immediate localities, they
ever willing to give credit to other cities where
credit is due Minot will soon have an opportunity
CT getting good deal of favorable advertising not
only throughout the state, but throughout other
states where the North Dakota papers circulate. We
are not blind the possibilities Of entertaining
the press boys of the state. Minot will welcome
them, not so much however, with view Of getting
back more than she gives, but because Of the fact
that for two days it will have a chance enter
tain the Invest most optimistic, the most unselfsh
lot of good fellows in the entire state Will we
make good? Just plan on attending the summer
meeting and see
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01
SOMETHING ABOUT SEED CORN.

Considering that by far a vast majority of the
readers of the Independent farmers, we do not
think that short discussion of the seed ques-
ton at this time will be out of order prominent
Fargo seed dealer informs that there will not be
half enough home grown seed corn to meet the
demand North Dakota grew plenty of first class
seed corn last year. but owing to the rainy weather
during the fall, 1T did not have opportunity to
dry out we'll. The corn bought by the seed houses
in the fall was tested and very high per cent of
it terminated. However the cob wet and that
which did not dry out thoroly, ruined by the
cold. This seed dealer said that 5000 bushels of
high grade seed corn grown in this state. which he
had bought for seed purposes, has already been
signed to his feed mill. Northern grown seed corn
will be unusually high. In the fall the price quoted
was $2.75 bushel. To-day the price is $3.50 bush
ell and one dealer says it will 60 sky high. OF
course there is always opportunity to secure the
grown further south but the results will prove
very unsatisfactory Southern grown seed can hard
ly be expected to produce crop that will mature
in this state It might do we'll enough for feed
but what the North Dakota farmer wants to look
ahead to is the day when he grow his own seed
Secure your seed corn early and be sure to test it
we'll before planting. 49,
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01
TEN COMMANDMENTS As TO MILK.

TEN COMMANDMENTS As TO MILK.
The following from the Kansas City Health Bul-
etin should be carefully considered and preserved:
Don't buy milk unless are SURE It il clean.
Don't put milk in vessel that has not previous
~ been scaded
Don't keep unbottled milk in the same part Of the
REFRIGERATOR with other eatables Milk absorbs
odors as we'll as germs.
Don't leave milk bottles uncovered.
Don't let milk bottles stand unwashed after use
Don't use any but FRESH milk for the baby
Don't give the baby milk mixtures prescribed
by someone not physician.
Don't use vacuum bottle to keep babys milk
warm. -.."n
Don't heat the milk second time before feeding
it to the baby. r~
Don't moisten the nipple with saliva before put
ting 1t in the baby's mouth.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

You can take it from us that this will be the
last year Of cheap land in North Dakota Fafm
land Of the better quality ought to advance from
IS to SIS an acre this year and once land has i'd
vanced to $50 an acre, It will newer 90 back II
you want to buy farm cheap, buy it now. Don't
wait till it is growing fields of waving grain
you do, you'll pay for the grain and then some.
Land Is not high today as It two years ago,
tut from the present indications the price win not
only come back. but It will beat all fomer records.
This is good time to speculate or to invest. We
are not In the real estate business, have no land
which we care to sell at present prices consequent
", we have no particular interest m handing out
to you this free advice which you can take or not
t,1st az you choose.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

The North Dakota editors have finally decided to
place ban the various free publicity bureaus
that have been demoralizing the advertising hn,s1-
some length at the editorial meeting at Fargo last
week. Not day passes but that there is q request
made Of the newspapers of the state to boost some
institution organization that in itself is run for
Eercenary motives. Our own Uncle Samuel never
fails to collect postage from the publishers yet he
has made no provision whatsoever for paying for
The notices of civil service examinations that many
Of the newspapers have been kind enough to give
Publicity. The local banker expects to pay for ad-
vertsng his institution, yet Uncle Sam expects the
editor of the local newspaper to boost the postal
savings bank free Of charge. The state hail nsur-
fnce company depends upon the local papers to
bring that concern before the people, The North
Dakota state fair sends out hundreds of dollars
worth OF advertising year which it expects to
get printed gratis This is usually accompanied by
q free pass to the big show. The One Hundred
Dollars an Acre club is great movement in the
right direction and we understand that it is backed
by many thousands of dollars Yet we have not
heard Of any instance where it has yet paid news
paper cent for the publicity it has been given.
The secretary, understand gets good salary
The club certainly must expect to pay its legitt
mate debts. We don't presume that It has taken in
to consideration the publicity feature of the bust
ness. And SO it goes The North Dakota editor is
expected to stand behind every development move
Tent Who is going to pay for developing
business? We should use good Judgment but let's
put stop to being worked continually Who is
going to for the for presses, anyway?
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

When the name of Roosevelt mentioned at
the banquet given for the newspapermen Of the
state at Fargo last week, there was prolonged APP
rlause. Throughout the state OF North Dakota,
Roosevelt is hailed the Redeemer Of the Repub-
Ecan party. The fact that Taft cannot win is rec
ognized La Follettes admirers believe that with
Roosevelt in the field, the Wisconsin statesman
will have little show. Roosevelt's name will appear
upon the ballot in the North Dakota presidential
primaries, and we predict that he VIII win easily.
Roosevelt has lost but little Of his great popular
ty. We'd like to see the man with tho big stick
in the White House again. even If some insist that
the stick is hollow and not as dangerous it ap-
pears. s#5
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01
In this issue we publish interesting facts
concerning the manner in which the state will test

In this issue we publish some interesting facts
concerning the manner in which the state will test
your cattle for tuberculosis free Of expense to YOU
1t becomes necessary however, for you to agree TO
ealow the state to dispose of all tubercuar cattle
as it sees fit and you will be paid stipulated
price for the same. You may not get as much tor
your cattle as tho you sold them to some butcher,
but YOU will have the satisfaction Of knowing that
YOU have done your share towards stamping out
the most dreaded of all diseases to which the hui
man family IS heir. 1t but few years ago
when it was generally believed that consumption
was hereditary and the child of consumptlVe
mother was looked upon not being long for this
world Fact of the matter was that the child us
ually contracted the disease and died, because or
ignorance of the fundamental facts Now 1t ID
known that child is born with tubercuar
germs in IT'S system. 1t has been proved conciu-
syely that milk from tubercular COWS will readily
transmit tuberculosis to children to adults for
that matter. A few years ago a learned doctor
stated that there difference between the
1ubercular germs of cattle and members Of the hu-
man family It is true that under a microscope
they seem to be somewhat different, but expert
ments have since proved the fact that member
of the human family contract the disease from
a COW or vice In our own state short time
ago tuberculosis was discovered IN horse. Iho
animal was killed and germs found in its lungs.
lump on the body was caused by these germs With
out question the horse had contracted the disease
from man There will never be better time to
begin to stamp out this disease in North Dakota
than right now The laws are such that stock that
cannot stand the test cannot be shipped into tho
state, neither can affected stock be shipped out
II every farmer could only the advfsabillty Of
having his herd tested then II wonld be but short
time before the disease among stock would be
practically wiped out and once It is erad4cated
m our stock It will BE much easier to eradicate in
The human family.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01
20

conditions should remind you that there is one
place where purity, accuracy, dispatch and neat
ness enter into every prescription and drug that
is sold. This is the service you get at store.
The success of our business has been due to our
efficiency. If this service is considered worth 80
much by others, why isn't it worth something to
you? Bear this in mind when there are special
wants that arise Let your dependence rest on
us. Phone us your needs.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

Harper's Weekly is not exactly WHIST you cah
sensitive, but It realizes when It has been kicked
N the face.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

It Is not correct to refer to the Roosevelt ssntt
msnt 40 wave" It seems to b rather deluge.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01
A
Future
Consid

may be able to satisfy the wants
of to-day, but suddenly developed
wants that you may feel in the
future may arise at such times
when you are laboring under great
mental strain or excitement. Such
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

It won't be very long, says an exchange, until
you can tell the number Of candidates for Office By
counting the number Of men In the front pews At
church.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-02-01

Campbell the "dry farmer offers to lecture any
where IN the state for $25 and in addition 100 sub
scriptions for his farm journal Some Of the Ward
county farmers who tried his plan last year think
him dear at half the price. STILL we'll have to ad-
NIT that his idea Is all right We'd rather follow
the teachings Of our own agricultural college how
ever, which has hit upon the right plan Of eonserv-
ing the moisture.
At last the newspaper reporters have succeeded
in getting statement from Roosevelt as to h1s
Intentions He says that he does not intend to 90
abroad. f
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-11-02
Synopsis of Proposed Con-
stitutiOnal Amendments.

The constitutional amendments to
be voted 81 il Louisi; ma at the reg
ular election In November are now
being published for the edification OF
voters. They make very bulky
showing. 1t Is that Louisiana
does not propose to submit forty-two
amend ments to the voters in one
bunch, as Ohio did on Sept. 3. but
our home voters have nearly half as
many, nineteen amendments in all.
making fourteen columns, or about
10000 words-as much as the Consti-
tuition of the United States and the
original Constitution Of Louisiana
that Of 1922 contained together.
The amendments, as we have al
ready noted, lumber nineteen. This
La due largely to the voters. To
change the Constitution 30 as to
put that system in operation called