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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20
Sslgtblint.
eli X.)

Ter iort9aes, al 0a Jtapoleon /
1909 eiter ct Opbolo / @ien par
oenot tiIbnge til Boris. 5einn0t ban
Jig en- Gag iammen meo a0ifiIli9e
al lin 5ami.ie j Saint-
.Glolto. Otter Aitensmaoen began
man iig no til oct tore 9an06aiin.
Get par prpgtigt @aoneifinspeir,
og man faiteoe Zig ne0 paa @r9s-
.pl9nen, Rapoleon ieIp itrafte ii9
paa Rp99en, ioa lang (eller rettere
fort) ban par. Com ban LA Der,
.itrre0e ban tanfeiulOt op MOO
5tiernerne. 5otaIrt, iom ban par.
bop0e ban en- Slaes mi0oeIaloerlia
8ro poa, at fpnoige Sino / Stierne.
bimIen fun6e Ipie Wenneifers Sfpb-
ner. bpa6 9igteren Carbon en- Of
iine geger inOferer, al nemlia Sci.
ieren iom gngling baD0e pe9et paa
en- nis Stierne en- aiten, on BAN
bar Dos en- anmmerat. og uotalt,
at 0enne bar 3 Sans.
Com Jan 0a M Iigger Der, Tiger
ban: a9pffeI.g Den, Der oaglig fun.
Sc fig9e iaoleOes iorgIss 6enitraft
/ @rasietl Ssieit fan bel fun en-
5aarebpr6e BET. @erne bptte0e ieg
6rone % Scepter for en- 6proeitap."
Pnn 0enne Gale fllgte alminoe-
Zig Wuuterbeo, men Rapoleon ne6.
6leo / fnIot aloor: Seq ipsger ois.
ielia iffel aunoe iea frioilIig opIoe
mellem olle St9r0er ben mig met
tiltolenoe: ieg onlgte 6pr6ens."
DO iea,@ iagoe aongen at Rea.
pei zen gro6er), oDalgte at pnre
8onoolier i geneoig. Ter oiGoe jeg
ina on9lig ougge min IiGe 9oa6
pna aprligbeoens gonoe, ioet jee
npnneoe poo 9asios uogoelige Son.
ge."
uSg ieg," ingOe aoneen al Sol.
lon6 (ogioo en- 9ro0er), .eao pore
8olitibetient / amiter0om. "a nil.
De ieg itille mig pnn ct 8ooebisrne
og ingttoge ollie De andre, 9norleoes
be inobproes reoes og be6es".
aNen iee~, ioeoe aoneen afSpo.
MEN Qigeiaa en- groOer), oblen beIit
Spger. % bnnoe leg min grenne
.Sfoo | Steoet for ct teoiommeligt
Sol"
Seq oerimoo", iaeoe grineesie
gorebeie Zen Ssiter), bible pare
bjertenslpffelig, bDis ies eie6e ct Ill
le @artneri og uforitprret funOe
pleie mine glomiter".
ga, innoelie", uobreo Ropole.
on, ioet ban iprang op, s. bnr ale
Retl Dian mnn tiIiton, bet er ct
tungt 6nnn6parf at reeere, oe at
Ri Renneifer er no'en rigtiee 9or.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

On Sefstet peo auesburs Sc
minar i minneapolis bar / Som.
merierien beisgt De iIeite al ben
norite y6rifirfe"s MeniebeOer /
@~orOoeiten, og Den er M efter at
bape opret paa 5arten / ire Naane-
Der after fommen tilboge til Nin-
neapolis. Sefstettens SefretRr no.
taller i o6lfbl." paa egne og be an
ore Snneeres 8egne oeres Silireos-
be0 oe Acknowledged meo Sen
iDn til 3urens ltofalo.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

Sfanoinopiif 8igoom | 1or6ne.
ften. Oct er efter goo 4utoritet no
regnet, at Der er 10000 norife
Gnrmere / Winneiotn, bnis 2ano
err ppro omfring $500, 100000 3
Wortb Dofota eier norffe 5ormere
$3.50, 000.0 900 gpro al 2an6. 3pe
BERTH, bpao Soenffe os Dnnife eier
| bisie to Stater (bpor oisie to til.
iommen life er iaa it9rfe iom Ror6.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

Normonernes 9ere bar, nelten
uoen nogen pioite al Del, i~trioer
o2utb.", ounoet itor uo6reOeIie paa
9apaii. Der er IA mango Ratio.
naIiteter paa gerne, og Den foragte'
Iiee 2ere bar ipreot Jig til aineie-
re, Saponere, Bortugiiere og &us-
iere, iOm arbeioer i Sufterpluntager.
ne. Oct bill blipe ct panifeligt Or
bej0e at iaa Den onoe Sob uorpo-
Oct.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20
Gil gatifie &reos.

Otter aitaIe me6 areositpreIien
ofientliggsr ieg berpeo Regnitabet
ira min Reiie, o. Operifu0et oeles
efter qreoiens 9eitemmeIie Iiee
imellem 9aciiic.are0iens aasie oa
Sfolefasien.
5aofommen Oe0 Oiier:
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

re, at 2pffen ipnes os iaa fern,
meoens Den DOG CT ganife nGr."
Site alt er Sub, Der glimrer.
81 ofte er Oct not liIf9!Oet, OF
+. iuoen / 0en bule 8roue. oer 6olOer
0g0en Sol OGDEN, eaer cen
al 0en8 mango 9~leiebprn.
2pt til en- an0en 9erifers, 9enrp
3. g., oemoo8ful6e alage. 0a Dron-
ningeu % 2orO CLIFFORD boOOe beOt
BAN iorioie iig bort ira SIoget,
i0et Be gap til 8runo, at 9pften
oa Oil0e pore Dem mere beoaogen:
Oct moatte pere BOG ct ioligt 2ip
ut bore fun en- title gonoe-Sproe,
9t iiOoe pao en- 9ei iom ie9 mn Der
% iirI;gt ifare 10 ! Gr9 SoIitiper
90 Serpaa ie, boor0an Rinutter
lg6er,
0por mango al Dem, Der eoar poo
en- Sime.
0Dor mango elmer Ser uOesr en-
Gag,
6pOr mango Go9e Der ~fuIobrinser
9taret,
Soor mango aor en- 2coeti0 om-
ronoer."
ct iaaoont Gin priier ban eIite.
ligt oa font. Ct 9io, Der gennem
ifnlofrie @Ipoer % title Nn0ogt
brinaer oe bpioe 6nar uoen Sum-
mer til Sen LANCE Sepn / @rooens
onbe, roI.ge 9oli9.
Q}en Ou M. 9pierl bporIeoes meO
oig2 9etpnter on. nt on meO al
Din Msie. alt DIT Slpb meo aar ei.
Ter 9lar at Ieeae Niger til aeer,
Collar til Collar, fun inmIer Sono
/ ct Solo!
Com lea iio6er Der % @ifrioer,
er ser en- bite lille 5Iue, ser boil.
Der @fiercits paa Gapiret. Den farer
en- Snes Sfriot frem i raft 6roo,
oerpaa meo ct I9ninart 8naiprine
tilbage peo lloganaspunftet. bpor
6urt.gmorcben paanp ianges an;
ia after oct utroli9t imio:ge Bag
IGu0sbop, irem o. tilbaee, rem %
tilbage - iom on 6enne 9ueIie par
oen egenIige 9eip6ning j 0en bite
Sfo6nings forte Sip.
Gaer maaite er BET life uSen
@runo, ben ifpnoer liz me0 fin Seq
= moaite berer ben til DBgn.
Iueil98ten.
Sea ten0te en- Ninno - m er
ban $50 - Der tnoretteoe fine Ga.
1er ganife iom bin 5lue. De iets
Gage / lleen orbei6e6e ban Den
ipuenOe Tag lSsn0agen) 0rot os
6umleoe ban, aI0eIes ubptpmret for,
buno Der blep Al BAN. noar ben
Stuno fom, "a ban life lRngere
mpeteOe at orbeioe. = 6remao De
iefs Gage, 0erpna ct begefitret Bog.
l~GnOsbop: % q belle er 9ioets
9etponine- LAB os Goe og
oriffe, t6i + MorBen oer oil
Oct iIog til Tor bans 8eOfom-
menoe. On Non6na Rorgen lam
leoe 4oIitiet bans 9roe op pan
@o0en. Ter por en6nu 2iU, men
osen6e Gin. 8ennem Rooneoer loo
ban ben, oagI5g / Serb meO at 90.
5rDgtelige 8eol ianonn TONNE.
bis at opIsies = % ina
N10elie er Qipets getponing! Oct.
te er 10 BET befenote ~epifurPiife
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20
&ejiebreD

OF ..g..9ong)

VI.
9lfl bpem Der M baooe oGret en-
5pnbo. Sooleoes omtrent tenfte
Iieg, Ga ieg reiite 8ennem gsoro.
aaliforniens Gale % iaa nlIe DIS.
ie belize 9umlebaoer. Sumlen
itaaes life iom biemme, meo bsie
Stoger, men Der titles Better /
RGffe, % Snore trGtfes meIIem
8oiterne, ioo Sumleronferne fan 10
be benoo Dem, o9 Der oannes pao
Den RoaOe iom 9pitbuie, Der Oef.
fer belle @arfer, % Der bPnger ben
Oeilige 5umle ia itor og Ips, 90
man fan iiOoe Der ION ct 2pitbus
og orifte gan0 og ln9te til SumIen,
uoen at oct gaar til Sope0et.
Ser ooIes ogioa en- Rpngoe6rugt
men Oct fan fife 6amle op meo
5resno County, BOG er Der foa til
@eng9lo 6ru9tiorter, Der gror be-
ore Der emo / 5resno 60, ioaiom
9Gbler. 8prer, Spe0ifebIommer etc.
Reiien gennem Ror0-anIifornien
90 Oregon elf igennem nahlrifenne
Gane, boor 9~Iantep9fiten filter, olt
eiter iom man er beit oppe eQer /
0alene. 9on0et i 8aIene er meget
frugtbart, og iornoen 5ruetnul,
6umleaoI og aimin0eIig 4aerOprf.
ming er Der oaiaa tor 0snieaul.
Giterbaan6en ON D tommer op
/ 9iergene, fommer Ri after inc i
Storitopen. 0nlen in9orer in6 o9
6liper oDbere, % giergiioerne or
tIpote meo prpgtig 5prreifoo, Ell.
Ter mpo blon0et Sfop, ~bpori6lanot
man bDppigt Ter 9aurbprtrGet, iom
orager Opmprfiombe6en peo fine
itipe alinIenoc 9Ia6e og rem rsoe
Bari, iom ifraIler al os lo0er
Greet itifte auIsr. Oct er mnoifc
life oct cgentlige 2aurbprtrG. men
oet fables iaole6es 6eru6e.
81 nprme os op imo0 Mount
Sbaito, og ct Steo bar oi froolet
op, iaa Ri fer ganeiporet unoer os
ire @nnee, % paa bet i~teileite tiger
Sporet 1000 SOB pon y eneeIife
9iil. ge0 Sbnita Sprines itnno.
ier Ri og inor 5i6 til, at ale fan
fomme no oe image paa Nineral.
panOet. Ser / oisie title roliee On.
oiueIicr or Der mango, iom tlIbrin.
ger Sommeren ior at bpile 90 itprfe
oeres neobrn6te 4erpeipitem, %
man Ter oisie imao SommcrboIiger
title irem gennem Sfooen opoO
9iergiiOerne.
5 Qimepis fsrer oi meo DIT.
Sbaita i Sigte. 0eo Sfperne paa
line Sful0re bRper ben i'm ineoGtte
5sie maieit9tiif / 9eiret oe ifuer
itolt neO paa fine Om9ipel ier. Der
er noset ioa orilagtiet oeO bette
8ierg, tbi mart fer oct no, iom
ON ri itprer lige in6 / oct, og iaa
meO ct er oct upf, iaa buffer oct op
paa SiOen al os, % bet ier no,
JON ON oct er langt borte, og ct
gieblit efter bar oi oct pna Den an
ben SIDE. Otter Ioaleoes at bape
le9et Gagiat meO 0et, iom SunOen
meo lin egne Sale, itprer Ri bort
fra bet oe tiger 5orpeI, men fsr pi
oeo Of Oct, itaor gierget Der igen,
og ri farer lige in6e imo0 Sneori-
oerne. @n6elig Ipffes oct os al Hip.
pc bort ira oct. oo M 9aor oct mart
raft neOao, tbi for IA RiI faIoer
Sporet 200 6oo pr. gil. III at be.
epnoe meO er egnen soc oe golo.
Store Strafnineer Iieger iom tsrre
@r9smorter, Der ! 5roitano Ter no,
iom ON De err operitreet meo @so.
ming, men efterbnonOen Tom man
fommer nPrmere til, icr man, at bet
er aompeiten, Tom Col oe geir bar
brunei.
8i er MI in6e | Oregon, og grab.
pis gIioer ri IND bet oprfeOe 9anb
meO S9b oe 5ruet og SumIe. Nen
M er bet Sengetio, os | Worgen
az. A er Di eugene.
8eiret bon6e fenoeligt foranoret
IT, N; So NJ nooaAo ff,toona Ron
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

Raar qrisrns qsupenbtr ns til SOIt, Der
sperterer Elabet. enteu for at ,sbs SOS benz
sasr ior at Foa G%plpsuina ON BET upertsrsbe,
bsbts % aitib omtals, at Or 'aa apertis'es
uieHtet bette 9lob. Get ri nqrs til Gems
abis Nptte.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

9 9iifeIbs az rlrsesln1asfetebsr psb
RpbtaesIisn bs0ss nan tlaes til bet febIiss
1ofprisn. Stalbe bet life hiGlps. bebes
mon bsnpsnbs 10 ii agerifersn"s
1ontor.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20
0oerftu6.. S 5000

Get er meb inoerIig @I9oe oe
1of til Serren, ieg fer tiIboge pao
oenne Reiie, Og iee ienoer berpeo
min 3af til prpite6rsorene oo til
Renigbe6erne, iom orone6e alt ioo
pei for MIC, og iee bnnber, al Rel.
zen ei beIler ifaI booe ppret u0en
Srugt.
G6ers ! ariito
q. g. Cana.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

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Entered at Blair Postof6ce as second
class matter.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-09-20

RD0elie er Qioets getponing! Oct.
ta er 10 oct betenote epifur9iife
SoDe6oogme. Nen rigtignof er bets
anoenoelie og 6oritaoelie lige
iaa foritellig ira ben oprinOeliee,
Rnt ira Dag. 5lo ira gono.
@pifur, Der fsotes pno Zen
.SOmos (341 I. ar) inp 4lar Ell.
ter gIntos 8so, fsrte meO fine d.
oct met afboI6enoe og iimpIe
9eoneo. Rpoelie er oct bsjeite go.
De, iagoe ban, me0ens iomtioig en-
Snoitrift ouer Snognneen til bans
!9ope, bOor ban un0eroiite line
Diiciple, life lopeOe iterre elf.
emo gpgbrs6 meo 8ano til.
Nen iaa bar Gftertioen 10
giort bam blooig llret pe6 at ior.
binoe ienere 9ioers rnfiinereOe Sp9l.
gen og Bolen meo bans Hapn2 So,
ubetingetl
SCR BAN:
nPoar ni flyer, at RD6elie er
8etponine oe 8~eitemmeIie,
mener ri oermeO life ben uoioq.
oenOes os gellpitnineens RpoeIie,
Tom .noele Of 1lpi6enbe6 eqer Dno.
fab p%noitaar, men 2egemets 5ribeo
fra Smerte oe Siplens 6ribeo fra
9engitelie. Obi bet er life itnoige
ltOiD9peIier, Drill, liant apin6eiel.
ifob, eaer iialone Setter, Der oan.
ner ct IDffeliet 2ip, men aoru
ODerpeielie, Der iseer Of uberun6e,
bpao Der bsr ppfees og iorfaites.
og Tom bortioeer ollie Siernefpinb,
Der berger Sin6et."
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
RIBBON FOR THE THROAT
Color Relief Most Effective in Com.
bination With SomberHued
Street Suit.

Newest in neckwcar and designed
to give color relief to a Sombcr-huod
street suit is a quartcr-inch wide strap
of French green. old blue saffron or
sol!erino velvet ribbon which gees
round the throat outside of and along
side the base of the stock and Is hook.
Joined beneath Il bow This bow con
sists OF two short loops ard ends OF
the colored velvet and depending from
it are two three-nch-long ends of lrss
crochet insertion of the same width
as the ribbon and these ends. IN tar.
arc tirpcd with squares OF the Ns'frt
ribbon decorated with Irish crocHf'
roses. \ second collar band vi culafI
vclvc. ribbon Of inch width has tNn
lorg looms and ends elaborated. ar.
rordinr to the shade pf the velvet.
with sweet peas. rosehG1s or vio'e'
made OF silk. and third ncckpiccr,
which is tied whenever adjusted. con
sists of long strip Of black velvet
ribbon. decorated al both ends with
rolorcd flowers created in infinitcsimal
ribbon work.
The touch of black which the French
dressmakers are SO prone to put upon
evening frocks and gowns. may be
added by means of a band of half-inch.
wide black velvet ribbon. which flats
closely about the throat and is Joined
under a long oblong buckle or silver
or gold set with rhinestones or pearls.
Or the black velvet band may be
thickly sewn with these near" pre-
cious beads arranged in conventional
design like the Green key border of
the fieur de lis mural pattern.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
Lutheran Church.

Lutheran Church.
Rev. II. j. Matthias, Pastor.
Sunday school 1000 a. m.
Preaching service 1900 a. m, and
700 n. NJ, second and fourth Sun
days.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10

Judge WraG9, justice OF the Pedce.
"Why, man. suppose you want 10 call
a doctor in Il hurry
Never needed one in IA hurry. Al
ways had lots of time
"lut you surely want to call up
people over at lIighdale now and
them
NO, can't say as do. Don't know
but three or four men over there. and
they don't amount to shucks.'
Three days passed and the agent
who had made the last and best offer
was in despair lie could have Of
fcrcd the Judge graft. but he feared
to do IT, 1t had been tried by other
men and brought them Il bad turning.
down.
I'm the name of heaven. man. what
is it you want" he finally asked as
he determined on last effort.
Nothing tail, noighbor," he calmly
replied.
"iiut I've offered to give you a tel
ephoEc out-and-out for two years
YES, but there's such Il thing as
legal contracts"
What do you mean
Il never take another mans word.
even on the weather. SLACK and
whites the thing. When You've got
an agreement on paper folks is bound
10 stand 10y it,
"llut I'm ready 10 make Il legal
agreement, and the company will back
me. Write out whatever seems good
to Won
We'll. that's talking to the point"
replied the Judge, and the agent was
asked TO call the next day.
The man was only too glad 10 do
so. lie found an agreement that not
only gave the judge the constant use
of "a telephone for two years, with all
repairs 10 be made with prOmptness
and without expense TO him. but it
was stated that he had the first call
on the wire. and that he was not to
be cut in on. Day or night the wire
was to be at his command.
Ii was cast-iron contract, but such
was the rivalry between the compa-
mics that it was duly signed. 1t was
figured that the Judge would use the
thing as a plaything for awhile and
then drop it, as nearly all other peo-
pie do. There was a wide veranda
in front of his house, and he fixed
up chair and table and made
things so he could rock back and
forth and talk into the receiver at the
same time. No railroad president
had a more comfortable inglenook.
The telephone company soon had
twenty-five subscribers. and was In
communication with all the country.
Then it was that Judge Wragg was
heard from. Up to this time he had
simply tested his voice. Now he en-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
WIDOWS BY
WIRE
By CLAUDINE SlSSON

Two separate telephone companies,
each striving for the business. en-.
tered the village of Milford at the
same time. The inhabitants vel.
coined the agents, but at the same
time saw the opportunity to get cheap
communication with the outside
world. The agent of one company re.
duced rates fourth. but no onS
would sign contract. The second
agent went One-fOurth better, but still
no signers. There were twenty-five
families that wanted telephones. and
half a dozen farmers would follow
suit. but all were waiting for Judge
Wragg!
Judge Wragg was justice Of the
peace, and the big man OF Milford.
What he said went. In this instance.
he advised the people to wait until he
gave the word. The Judge was sixty
years old, but hale and hearty. lie
was widower. and was always talk.
ing of getting married. and folks said
that the reason he didn't marry was
because he considered II too hard
work to ride around the country and
do the preliminary counting.
The telephone agents soon made up
their minds that they must do some
thing special for the Judge to get an
other subscriber. One OF them finally
offered him low rates. and then no
rates at all, but the big man OF the
town thought the matter over for half
a day and then replied:
mo. I guess not. Come to think OF
It, postal cards cost only penny
apiece, and II | want to hold cOmmu.
nication with any one ! can do II
through the postOfIice. A little slow
er. mebbe. but more satisfactory. In
speaking through the telephone one
Is liable to make mistakes, but in
writing it's different. No, guess
don't care for a telephone. hear
they are always getting out OF repair
anyhow"
hut We'll keep EN- In repair al
our own expense" urged the agent
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10

sconcci himself in his General Jack
son hicnoiy rocking chair. lifted the
Receiver. and after consulting the lis,
of widows around the country he had
compiled. he got central and called
up one living twenty miles away. lie
didn't do IL without some effort. how.
ever. Central answered him that the
wire was busy. and he answered cen.
trail with:
You chase that party right OF the
wire. young lady! come first, and
you'll get into trouble II you inter-
fere. Plain. straight legal contract
that when | want the wire l climb
over ALL
He got the wire and he got the
widow. He told the widow who he
was. and that he had some thoughts
Of marrying. She replied that she
hadn't, and called him an old fool be-
sides.
Cant expect to hit EN- first time
trying" he said to himself as he
reached for his list and called up a
second widow.
But there are three parties wait
ing to phone" protested central.
You never mind the three parties,
but attend to me-" he fired back at
her. Il told you only few minutes
ago that had legal contract giving
me first use OF the wire. Call up
AL. She's a widow and may want
to get married. | have no objections
to your listening to the converse
ton"
1t was brief and spicy. The Judge
said he had heard through a tin-ped.
dler that she might be induced to ell
ter the matrimonial state again, and
in reply she exclaimed:
II don't know whether you are a
young fool or an old one, but | do
know that If had m. hands in your
hair I'd make you bald-headed afore
| let co."
Nov. widow-now, widow!' chided
the judge. seems to me to be a
plain, straight question-do you want
TO marry or not?"
no. No. No."
"Oh. all right No harm done.
thought maybe you did. You are only
! number two out Of list of over
thirty, and I'm not bit discouraged.
Central was then called IN to ring
for number three.
81 don't understand this thing at
all" replied the girl in charge. Here
are half a dozen people wanting to
use the wire. and you seem to think i,
belongs to you alone.
And if you don't think so after
reading my contract III eat my hat
That's what got a contract fOr-so
! that | could seem to own the wire
lust tend right to your knitting, sissy
or you'll be looking for another job.
Central tcleph9ncd to headquarters
for instructions. and the contract was
looked up She was told tina, the
| Judge had legal rights which must u,
!
respected. and from nine o'clock ii
+, the morning until seven at night. h,
J was calling up widows. Next day tho
company engaged lawyer to make !;
bluff but IT was promptly called
F., Then the Judge was offered $500 It
cancel the contract. but he shook his
head and began calling up old maids
The bribe was raised to a thousand
dollars, but without avail The com
pany stood to lose every subscribe!
in town. and it was lineman who
finally solved the problem.
EASY as grease" he said. Find :
widow who is willing 10 marry hin
and he'll have no more use for The
telephone"
The man was right, and the judc,
still lives. and is happy with his see
ond wife.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
S. L. A. CLONTS
DEALER IN
Real Estate
CITY AND COUNTRY PROPERTY
SOME FINE BARGAINS.
Office in Clients Building.


There Is a whole lot OF difference In
the price of Guininc now ard 3" years
ego Then II sold for s. and some
times more M ounce New II can be
bought for one terih OF that amount
The s. quinine was taken In syrup.
baked apes. slipper, elm or anything
that would cover up the stuff and part
~ disguise The taste. Madisonvilie
Hustler
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH.

Corner Florida avenue and Bay st.
The Rev. William Dudley NOwlin,
D. d., pastor.
Sunday school 9:45 a. m. II. Z.
Stevens, superintendent.
Preaching Sunday at / a. m. and
1915 p. M.
Weekly prayermeeting Wednesday
evening at 1880.
WOman's Missionary and Aid So
ciety Monday $3.50 p. m.
Baptist Young Peoples Meeting
at 6:l5 p. M.
Regular monthly business meeting
first Wednesday at 1880 p. m.
East Lakeland Mission.
Sunday school at 3 p. m. E. A.
Milton, superintendent. Prayer
meeting Thursday at Z p m.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10

Flat Chest.

The occupation Of q bookkeeper
tends TO bring the head and shoulders
forward and cramp the chest Try to
sit more erect and learn to stand tall.
and stretch the body to its full height.
Many defects of the figure are due TO
bad postures. but by exercise many
defects can he corrected
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
Re.crt Oiscourteous.

An EngIishman ana a Weishman
disputing in whose country was the
best living. The Welshman said:
There Is such noble housekeeping In
Wales that I have known above a
dozen cooks employed at one we'd
ding dinnar." "Ay." answered the
Englishmsn that was because every
man toasted his own cheese"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
CHUkCH CALENDAR.

ooooo 10000 oooe
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
Christian Church.

Christian Church.
Geo. w. Weimer, Pastor.
Sunday school 9:45 q. m.
Communion 10:45 a. m.
Preaching. 1880 a. m.
Y. P. S. c. E. co-operates with
other societies at Cumberland Pres
1yterian church.
Evening sermon, 1880 a. m.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
Guarded Against Dishonesty.

In The city of London at the time Of
King Jlhn every winner was required
70 hang outside his shop an iron YES
eel with pegs marking the different
quantities sold.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10

Catholic Church.
Rev. A. b. Fox, Pastor.
Services are held on second ard
fourth Sundays at 900 a. m.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
Presbyt .rian Church.

Presbyterian Church.
Rev. W. J lalmers, pastor.
Sunday DOL 9:45 a. m.
Morn sermon 1880 m.
Ev e sermon at 700 p. m.
y. p. S. {. E. meets at 6 p. m.
Prayermeeting, Wednesday, 1880.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
NJ. E. Church. South.

|. c. jenkins, Pastor.
Sunday school 9:iJ a. m.
MU.ninS Sermon 800 a. m.
a.. worth League 600 p. N.
Evening service. 1900 y. IN.
Prayer-mecting Wednesday 200
p. m.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
Episcopal Church.

Rev. j. II. Weddell, rector.
Each Sunday excepting only the
third Sunday of each month.
Sunday school every Sunday at
q. N.
Service | 40 a. NJ.
Evening Prayer 800 y. IN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-01-10
Strict Law az to Autos.

According to Danish laws. autopo
bi,es are forbidden 10 pass trolley cars
NJ a rate faster than one mile an hour