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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
seo,ooo,ooo ART COLLECTION.
Owned by J. Pierpont Morgan and Ne
Keeps on Buying.

New York. Jan. 15.--With the report
that ]. Pierpont Morgan paid $4,000,
600 instead of s1,OO0.O0O for the Hoent-
schei collection of Gothic works and
enamels. art critics begun hgurine
how much he has spent on art treas
ures. and today fixed the sum at $50,
900. .OO0
IL was estimated that Morgan's col
lection in his London house cost him
$40. 10000 that his New York art
treasures are worth an equal sum, that
the portraits and objects he has loaned
as art exhibits would bring SiO,OoO.O0o
and that he has given away art objects
worth slo.O0O.OOo.
Morgan's collection of imperial jew
els is said to be the most elaborate IN
the world. while he is also reported to
be the possessor Of the greatest pri-
vate collection of paintings in exist
cnce.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
ACCUSE PASTOR
OF GIRLS DEATH
MINISTER IN CHARGE OF MISSION
WORN. EAST TENNESSEE
FACES SERIOUS
CHARGE.

Pittsburg. Pa, Jan. IA warrant
was issued today for the arrest OF Rev
DR. w. ID. Mcfarland. former head OF
the academy department of the Pitts
burg high school, but now in charge OF
the United Presbyterian church mis-
sions IN east Tennessee. Elsie Dodds
Coe. formerly his secretary. died last
Friday In hospital from the effect of
an operation. II Is alleged Mcfarland
Is responsible.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
ITALY TO FIGHT
AUSTRIA NEXT?
so DECLARES AUSTRIAN cLERi.
CAL LEADER, WHOSE RE-
MARKS CAUSE BIG
SENSATION.

Vienna, Jan. IA sensation has
been caused i'm political circles here
by the recent speeches delivered by
Baron Fuchs. clerical leader, who de-
clared italy Is arming against Aus
tria. ana when the war In Tripoli is
over the King OF Italy must either
fight Austria or go into exile. Fuchs
also insisted the relations between
Austria and Germany are weakening
as the result of Austria's failure tc
support her ally during the Moroccan
crisis.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
mo MONEY PAID:
NONE PROMISED
LoRIMER DECLARES EVERY DEM.
ocRAT WHO VOTED FOR HIM
DID so FOR PERSONAL
FRIENDSHIP.

Washington. Jan. Ex-senator Lori
mer continued before the investigating
committee today his story of the mo-
tives which caused ffty-three Demo-
Gratis TO break the deadlock and vote
for him for senator
He repeated his declaration that
every man who voted for him did SO
for personal friendship to break the
deadlock, or TO beat former Senator
Hopkins. and that no one was paid any
money or promised anything of value
to vote for him.
Lorimer and Kern had sharp tilt
when Kern asked Lorimer IL the voters
of Illinois had been for him and If
they were not responsible In the end.
"Of course they are responsible, but
voters are human beings" said Lori
ner. Kern said he did not know that
they always are"
Voters Human Beings"
Kern asked II the voters OF Illinois
had been for Lorimer.
1T would be egotistical for me to
say" replied Lorimer.
The voters were responsible i'm the
end. weren't they?"
"Oh. the voters-the voters. That's
the way men talk when they get up in
the clouds-always the voters. OF
course they're responsible. but the vot-
ers are human beings"
II don't know that they always
are" suggested Kern.
That may be the way IL strikes you.
but my friends-the men who befriend-
ell me-have a good deal of influence
as far as Tn concerned. Such men
often get me to favor men who have
been personally antagonistic to me,
but ! don't think I'm owned hody and
soul by the men who Influenced me
I'm Just a human being, so-.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
use BAYONETS
ON THE STRIKERS
MILITIA. CALLED TO ouELL MOB
AT LAWRENCE, MASS, is
COMPELLED TO USE
FORCE.

Lawrence, Mass. Jan. 1.-two com
panles OF militia were called out today
TO assist the police in quellins the riot
ing mill strikers. Several strikers were
arrested. Thirty thousand hands are
out.
During the riot the mob broke the
windows Of the Pacific mills and SIX
operatives inside were slightly hurt'
The mob. refusing TO disperse, the sol
diers charged with fixed bayonets. but
no one was seriously hurt. Battery q
light artillery. unlimbered it's guns and
the crowd abandoned the streets. Re
Enforcement of police arrived from
Boston and other cities.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
JUBILEE SINGERS TONIGHT.
The Tennesseans to Entertain at the
Calumet Theater.

The Tennesseans. troupe of colored
jubilee singers will entertain at the
Calumet theater this evening under
the auspices of the Calumet Y. NJ. c. A.
lyceum course. The seat sale has
been very large and II is certain the
entertainment will draw a large crowd.
The company comes to Calumet well
recommended and will undoubtedly
give an excellent concert. Every mem
Der of the company is an entertainer
Of well known ability. The program
will include many Of the popular OLD
plantation songs, Negro melodies and
sentimental numbers.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
LOCAL MEN INTERESTED.

George Hal. and Paul p. Roehm wilt
leave early next month for Alabama
where they are interested in timber
lands. A local company has been form
ed to exploit these lands. and as soon
the timber. The local company's chief
drawback at present is the lack of rail-
road accommodation. This is expected
TO be overcome in the near future.
probably by the building OF a l5-miles
spur by a railroad company operating
through that section.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
NINE. ScHUMANN- HEiNk
TO ASK A DIVORCE FROM
HER HUSBAND, WIN. RAPP

st. Louis. Jan. 15.--Mrs. William
Rapp, known to the music world as
Nine. Sehumann- Heink. declared yes
terday she would soon file suit for di-
vorce from her husband. who is twelve
years her junior. She said she and her
husband separated some time ago. but
denied there had been any ugly quar-
rels." She said she aid not know
where the suit would be filed.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
MOHAWK TEAM TO HouGHToN

The Mohawk hockey team will &c
TO Houghton this evening to meet the
seven from the county seat for the first
time this season. Quite a number OF
Hockey enthusiasts from Calumet and
vicinity will accompany the team and
It is expected the game will be a very
interesting one.
II Is probable that the Calumet and
Mohawk teams will arrange for an
other game to be played this week AT
Mohawk
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
STATE TAX COMMISSION
INCREASES ASSESSMENTS
or MICHIGAN RAILROADS

Lansing. Mich. Jan. 1.-the state
tax commission has completed the
tentative assessment of the public
service corporations OF the state. as
sessed under the advalorem system
The total is y2s9. 100, $50. as compared
with s23G.e05,s50 in 1910. The railroad
companies We're valued at s2i2.7sS. 500,
an Increase OF si.077. 500 over last year.
The Grand Trunk railway was increas-
ed $4,000. making It's total s25.s25 900
while the Michigan Central was in
creased 100000. to $54.s50,OOO
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
VIOLET BUFHLFR
FOUND IN EAST
Missing Chicago Heiress Discov.
cred Working as Nurse
in New York City
JUST WANTED TO SEE WORLD
Says No Man Had Anything to
do With Disappearance
Although Worth 100000 She Does
House Work and Takes Care
Of Sick Woman.

New York. Jan. l5-violet Buehler.
the missing Chicago heiress was ar
rested at First avenue and Seventeen
street this morning and taken to the
police station. She has been working
in the neiehborhood. the police say,
taking care OF "A sick woman.
Miss Buehler admitted her identity
and told the police she came TO New
York month ago with the idea of see
ing the world. She declared no man
had anything to do with her leaving
home. and said she was willing to re-
turn TO Chicago
Miss Buehler said that after her
money began to get low she decided
to get position. and answered a news
paper advertisement for n nurse. She
was employed by Mrs. Anna Brett in
East Seventeen street.
For more than three weeks Miss
Buehler. who is said TO be worth more
than 100000. has been acting as a
nurse for the mother of Mrs. Brett, as
well as doing light domestic work.
Violet Buehler disappeared from her
home in Chicago on Nov 25. and IT was
believed at the time she'd been lSidnap-
ed by fortune hunters or black mail
ers, or had been killed.
"Msn In Case" After All.
The Buehler girl later admitted she
had a friend here named Jack Clune.
restaurant man, formerly of Chica-
go. She said she hoped to merry him
when they saved up enough money.
While Miss Buehler was being taken
10 the ohldrens court, Clune was met
in the corridor. She rushed to him,
and he attempted to kiss her. but was
prevented by a detective.
May Go To Real Mother.
Chicago, Jan. 15.-Violet Buehlcr's
foster mother said today no warrant
will be issued for the girl who was
found I'm New York today. She said she
will go to New York tomorrow. and.
if deemed advisable. surrender Violet
To her real mother.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
MICHIGAN MAN AT HEAD.

Ithaca, y. Y. Jan. 15.-With the an
nounceinent of the coming OF Professor
Filibert Roth of the University OF
Michigan to Cornell. to be at the head
OF forestry school II Is made known
Cornell eventually win give a degree
In forestry. Heretofore the study has
been an elective branch In the state
college of agriculture.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
MARINE MEN AT DETROIT.

Detroit. Mich, Jan. i5.-Detroit is
to be the center of interest this week
for all vessel owners and marine en-
ployes on the great lakes. During the
week there will be held here the an
nual meeting OF the Lumber Carriers
Association. the Great Lakes Protec-
tive Association. the Lake Carriers
Association. the Shipmasters' Associa-
ton and the licensed Tugmen's Pro-
tective Association.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
TRAGEDY NEAR ADRIAN. MICH.

Adrian. Mich. Jan 15.-Archie Camp
aged thlrty-five Of Lewanee Junction
near mere. yesterday shot and killed
his wife. Julia. aged thirty-four; prob
ably fatally wounded his mother-in-
law, Mrs. Philip Calkins. and then sent
n bullet through hs own brain. He IL
expected to die.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
|. is MARS INHABITED?
Astronomers clsim Canal Visible on
Planet is Growing Larger.

Flagstaff, Ariz.. Jan. 15.-Observa-
tions at the Lowell observatory show
that the Martian canal Titan has dou-
bled since the last presentation of this
region six weeks ago. The canal runs
nearly straight north from the gulf OF
the Tltans across the equator and far
into the northern hemisphere OF the
planet
A perfectly parallel line has now ap-
peared to the east OF il. the distance
separating the twins being somewhat
more than a hundred miles.
This doubling of certain Ahrtian
canals at certain seasons is one OF
the proofs held TO support the theory
that the canals are of artificial con-
struction.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15

of the more extensive organizations
maintained by the postal service and
the freedom from taxation and other
charges to which private corporations
are subject, the government. undoubt-
eily could afford greater facilities AZ
lower rates. than are afforded by the
|companies now conducting the tele-
graph business"
Tslsphons Lines Not Concerned.
II Is not Mr.. Hitchcock's purpose To
recommend the acquisition OF tele-
phone lines. except. possibly. In IN
stances where they are onfated as tel
egraph iiaes aud are an integral part
|of definite telegraph systems.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15

Washington. Ian. l5.-Thirty Amer
lean fishing vessels. with cargoes Of
frozen herring. valued at half a million
dollars. are imprisoned In ice foes off
Newfoundland, Land threatened with
destruction. Revenue cutters have been
ordered TO their assistance.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
eArTLEsHlP TO ECUADOR.

Honolulu. Jan. i5.--The batueship
Maryland has been detached from the
Pacific fleet and has sailed under seal
ed orders. II is rumored the Mary
lands destination is the Galapagos ISL
ands and that her mission has TO do
with reported impending disturbances
at Ecuador.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
PARAGUAY REBELS VICTORIOUS

ASCENSION. Paraguay. Jan. 15.-The
Paraguayan revolutionaries have cap
tured President Rojas and forced him
to resign. The garrison of the city
remained neutral.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
WARNER WEATHER COMING.

Washington, Jan. l5-Relief from the
intense cold which has prevailed in all
portions Of the country during the last
few days Is promised during the COM
ing week
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
FIRE AT FENroN. MICH.

Fenton. Mich. Jan. l5.-Fire early
yesterday damaged the plant of the
new Aetna Cement company To the
extent OF 100000 Two hundred men
are thrown out of employment
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
ICE FLoE BREAK AWAY
AND 1oe FISHERMEN ARE
DROWNED IN CASPIAN SEA.

Astrakan. Russia, Jan. l5.-By the
breakingaway Of an ice foe. 1Oe fisher
men have been driven out to sea in
the neighborhood Of Ganjusceiau. IL
Is believed all have been drowned in
fhe Caspian sea
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
FIRST GOVERNOR OF STATE.

Santa re. ". NJ. Jan. i5.-w. c. Nc
Donald Democrat, was inaugurated
the FIRST governor OF the state of New
Mexico today.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
PASADENA HOTEL IS BURNED.

Pasadena. Calf. Jan. 1.-THE Pasa-
dena hotel. a well known tourist re-
sort. was burned this morning. The
loss Is quarter OF million
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15

Peking. Jan. l5.-Kian Su's Imperial
army. after much fighting. has sue
ceeded in pushing it's way within sixty
miles of Sian Fu. Many towns have
been looted and deserted. The report
of n massacre of 10000 Manchus by
the rebels in the Shen ST district is
confirmed.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
SAFE ROBBERS GET $500.

Sioux City. Ia. Jan. 1.-THE safe Of
the orpheum theater was blown open
today. Twelve hundred dollars were
stolen.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
THOMAS sHEvLlN is DEAD.

Pasadena. Cal. Jan. l5.-Thomas
Shevlin. OF Minneapolis. millionaire
umberman. is dead.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-01-15
CHINESE HONOR DR.. SUN.

Annoy, Jan. 15.-Chipa today eele-
brated as public holiday in honor OF
the inauguration Of President Sun.
Ms...er. of IN mn Qeoorted.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
Everlast Yeast

yeast that is always ready, in hot
weather or cold; In town or on the
farm. may be had. II at each baking ia
saved a small quantity OF the bread
sponge. before any salt has been used;
TO this must be added about one-half
the same amount OF sugar for a pre-.
sentative. have used the same yeast
In this way for two and one-haf years
now. and 1t is as good as ever. Freez-
Ing does not harm No salt should be-
used. II In warm weather 1t seems to
be without life. try it with little
Hour and water. and 1t will be all
right This makes the finest possible
oread.-Home Department, National
Magazine.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
Almost A Miracle

One of the most startling changes
ever seen In any man, according to W.
b. Holsclaw, Clarendon, Tex, was eff
fecteG years sgp in his brother. "He
had such dreadful cougE." he wr ties.
"that all our family thought he was
going into consumption, but he bega N
10 use Or. Kings New Discovery. and
was completely cured by ten bottles.
Now he Is sound and we'll aud weighs
2lS pounds. For many years our fam
lily has used this wonderful remedy for
Coughs and Colds with excellent re
suits" It's quick, safe, reliable and
guaranteed. Price 90 cents and S1.OO.
Trial bottle free at b. II. Gorrelrs.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
A FrIcassee OF Veal.

Cut two pounds of lean veal into
small cubes. blanch In sailed water,
and put into a casserole. Add enough
good white sauce to cover the meat.
season with salt, pepper, a CRATE of
nutmeg, and three slices of lemon.
Peel six or eight mushrooms. add
them to the contents OF the casserole,
cover. and cook slowly in the oven for
40 minutes, stirring now and then,
and adding when the meat is quite
tender tablespoonful Of cream. Re-
move the lemon peel before serving.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
FEASTlNa KINGS AND QUEENS
ParIslsns Find That Their Hospitality
Has Cost Many Millions
OF Dollars.

Il Is learned from an oficial report
Just fled what 1t coste to entertain
kings and queens. The expression
treated royalty" will now have a def
mite meaning for Parisians.
Figures show that 1t cost this city
omething more than three million
dollars to be host for the Gar Of Rus
sia on his memorable visit which
marked the French-Russian alliance.
but only $4,000 was spent to give the
king Of Sweden a good time while in
Paris.
Three times that amount was dis
bursed to entertain King Alfonso on
the visit when an anarchist threw a
bomb at him.
The king OF Portugal was compare
lively a cheap guest, costing only
about $4,000.
On the king of Norway s6S,000 was
expended. on the king OF Italy $4,000
and on the late king OF Denmark $780,
900.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
BONES OF ANCIENT GIANT
Amazing Discovery In Oregon 10 Of
Great interest to Anthro-
biologists

The discovery OF the bones OF a hui
man giant at Ellensburg is one OF the
most interesting anthropological finds.
made In the northwest, according to
l.. l.. Sharp. chief of the general land
office. Il just returned from Eliens-
burg" said he. where l had opportu-
nifty to view the bones unearthed. The
skull. jawbone, thigh and other parts
Of the largest skeleton indicated a
man to my mind OF at least eight feet
high A man of his stature and massive
frame would weigh fully 800 pounds.
at least. The head Is one OF the most
remarkable l ever have studied among
prehistoric skulls. 1t is massive, with
enormous brain space. While the fore
head slopes down somewhat, not av-
eraging the abrupt eminence of our
present race, the width between the
ears and the deep, wellrounded space
at the back of the head are convinc-
Ing testimony of high intelligence for
a primitive man. The cheekbones
are not high, like those OF the In
dian, nor has the head any resem-
blance to the Indian skull. l am con-
WINGED that this skull is of q prehis-
toric man who was one of a remark
able race of. people who inhabited this
part of America some time prior to
the Indian control
The bones were uncovered fully 20
feet beneath the surface. There is
the usual gravel formation on top.
then the conglomerate, a stratum of
shale, and In a bed of concrete gravel
beneath the shale were the bones OF
the giant and of smaller person.
The shale would Indicate tremendous
age. perhaps more than 100000
years. for the deposit in which the
skeleton was found. But this l deem
impossiblep. and presume that the
bones were put beneath the shale by
means of a tunnel perhaps, or some
other system of interment. l cannot
think 1t possible that human being
OF the advanced stage indicated by
this great skull could have existed at
the period when the shale was
formed. (Ore.) Telegram.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
Frozen Peach PraIIna

Put the yolks OF five eggs into n
granite saucepan. Beat them until
light and foamy, then add three table
spoonfuls of thick sugar strip and cook
over the water only until the mixture
coats the back Of the spoon; then
turn 1t into a chilled bowl and beat
until 1t is light. Add two tablespoon
fuis of praline powder. one piut of
cream that has been beaten solid and
Just enough thick peach strip to ia
Vor Ia very little will be required)
turn 1t into a ring mold with a water
tight cover and bury in ice and rock
salt for four hours. Serve unmolded
on platter with the center filled with
sliced peaches that have been busted
with powdered sugar.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
Left Her Money to BeIIboys.

1t is going to be pretty dificult to
get many OF the bellboys Of the hotels
10 go on strike II folks keep on dying
and leaving them fortunes. Just be-
cause they were prompt with the Ice
water
The latest instance Of the kind
came to light last month. when the
will OF Hanah Dwight Green was Of
fered for probate in Albany. N. Y. and
1t was found that she had left all her
estate save some personal effects and
jewelry to three bellboys.
These boys were Edwin J. Greene
wood, of Littleton. n. H; George
Hadenburg Of Providence. and Frank
Donegan OF Boston. who were en-
ployed In the hotels where Mrs.
Greene stopped. There is to be d.
vided among them the proceeds OF IL
shares OF New York and New Haven
stock. 10 shares of United Steel pre-
ferred. and a promissory note for 49,
<S1.-Steward.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
Queues and Hair Supply.

Consul General Anderson. stationed
st Hongkong. has recently taken pains
TO correct the widespread impression
that the growing tendency on the part
OF Cinnamon to dispense with their
queues will have the effect of making
false hair cheap. 1t appears that the
queues when cut are never sold, but
are always preserved for burial with
the owner. Mr.. Anderson says that
this is an absolute rule throughout
South China. as well as in all other
parts Of the country from which he
has been able to secure information
on the subject
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02

The great highway OF the commerce
Of the future win be the Pacific ocean.
Mighty capitalists throughout the
world are putting their heads together
to erect the most colossal system for
wireless telegraphy In the world. The
system contemplates the linking to
gether Of all points along the western
coast or America from Boring sea to
the Straits OF Magellan. and spanning
the isles of the ocean, to link with this
chain the whole easterly shore of
Asia. running on down to the Straits
Settlements. The contemplated sys-
tenn will cost in the aggregate many
millions OF dollars.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
Good Qualities.

He alone is worthy of respect who
knows what is of use to himself and
others. and who labors to control his
selfwill- Each man has his own for
tune in his hands; as the artist has a
piece OF rude matter. which he is to
fashion to a certain shape But the
art OF living rightly is like all arts;
the capacity alone is born with us;
1t must be learned. and practiced with
lncessant care.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
The Danger After Grin

Lies often in "a rundown system
Weakness, nervousness, lack Of appeti-
te, energy and AIR billion. with disorder.
ed liver AMI kidneys cften follow an at
tack of this wretched disease. The
greatest need then is Electric Bitters
the glorious tonic, blood purifier and
regulator OF stomach liver and Kidneys
Thousands have proved that they won.
derfully strengthen the nerves, builC
up the system AMI restore to health
and good spirits after an attack O.
Grip. II suffering try them. Only 81
cents. Sold and perfect satisfaction
guaranteed by b. H. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-10-02
Something Of . cur,o.i.v.

Ruthie accompanied her mamma to
prayer service. and during the service
the hymn. Gross and Crown" the
6rst line OF which reads. The conse-
Grated cross I'll bear" etc. was sung
with much fervor by the congrega-
ton. when Ruthie considerably upset
her mothers gravity by whispering
excttedly: Mamma. what does a
cross-eyed bear look like?"