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The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
A Good scheme.

The aggressive young man elbowed his
way into the Private Office
Il have a great scheme.p he asserted.
Ito boom your headache remedy"
what is it, grunted the manufac-
turer,
Give away sheet music with your card
printed on il, all the popular songs OF the
DAY"
What's so great about that scheIne?"
why. man. cont YOU see? You are
not only advertising the remedy, but ere
ating a demand for IL as we'll"
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
MARsE HEERY's BIRCH.

From the Baitimorc Ame-iean.
Col watterson should have known
there are no more Tlldens.
From the Philadelphia Record.
watterson says that Col. Harvey was
touched or the magazine. How appro-
priatel
Fruu, the New Yurs Tubune.
Yet Col. watterson will probably admit
that the one thing which the Demo-
cratic party really needs is a competent
''schoolmaster."
Frum the New York Telegrsrh.
II 1 were in the arena Of politics, or
in most Of the other arenas. there are
many men I'd rather have drop me than
''Marse Henry Watterson.
From the Philadelphia North American.
Wilson is a schoolmaster. shouts
Henry watterson. quite so! And he
used the good old-fashioned method in
teaching the Tory little boys their lesson.
From the Bsitinors Sun
II Gov. Wilson is an migrate, that re-
fleets upon him as a man. II he cannot
dissolve an alliance without making an
enemy or several eneUlleSs IndN Is re-
Election upon his qualifications as a
statesman.
Ffum the PhilAdslrhia Tross
Democratic colonies and governors are
getting mixed up In way that promises
to make the Presidential campaign rather
more than ordinarily interesting. II Is
so pathetic, however, that few are in
spired TO laugh.
From the New York Sun.
Was Col. Henry Watterson birched too
oft and pltiiessly in his green. unknow-
ing youth? Where and how did he ac-
curnulate the bitterness which has Just
found vent In his dreadful attack on
schooimasters?
Prom the NeuArk Star.
Col watterson's high character as a
public man. his long and distinguished
service to the Democratic party. and his
reputation for open candor, all give
weight TO his words. which hardly re-
quirc further comment.
From the New York Evening Post
In such a matter as tho wilson-HarVey
affair. everything turns on the exact
facts OF what took place. Col Waiter
4
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

great care and containing 50 many pro-
visions that command approval should
be based upon foundation Of legis-
Iative confusion and injustice.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
With the Players.

The most recent addition 70 the mzna-
seriai ranks Of the theaters IN Washing
ton Is william }. sheehy. Of New York,
who is now guiding the destiny OF the
Imperial Theatsr. He 'inausurated the
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
CRASHING

.Ths plays the hing
So poets sing.
But let US bido a wee.
The plays al riehf.
Brt it's eood-niEht-
Without the ro5alty.
PHILIP HIcHBoRN.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
WISH

Tunka I drtest.
Bm, ob. to east ny lamps
upon aftuInk
Of foreign postaEF stnmrsi
Ed KNEBSsI.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
cola wenther JournaII.m.

Grom the FIunkviile Palladium
Cold,
Wish our wood was cut
K Coolest January since ISs2
Absalom Bopp Thursdayed with us last
week
coonskins and cordwood taken for sub
scriptions.
Hog guessing az Peieg walton's next
Friday.
Town hall tonight Ten Nights In a
,Barroom." by an all-star local cast.
81 Perkins was seen recently pricing
patent hair restorers at Roots drug
store. Ffe. 81.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

George Conn and Ned Holmcs
driffed into olT ofice yesterday.
GoorEe INTRODUCED his friend as rvp-
rrsenti1g the greatest emotional
actress in history. but we haven't
found out yet who she is. The more
fool We.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

Rev. Zcd II. Corp has written a
letter TO JudEe De Lacy asking him
10 CEASE advocating him as rrohibi-
ton candidate for the next Com
uliSsionership vacancy.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

Among thoSe who did not attend
the skating carnival was Col Bob
Montague. who explained that 70
use ier for such purposes IS sac
rilegi0uS
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with DC u.nnI Rrault.

Frum The cievrlAnd Leader
Bryan opposed Baltimore as the place
for the Democrats national convention.
With the usual result
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

B. n. Warner's six O'clock Club
yesterday sent an imitation to the
chairman Of the committee on ar
rangements asking him TO attend
tonight
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
DAILY FASHION HINT,

pout let the cat deep On yOsr
FRANK L PEcKHAM.
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writer's Point OF View.

From the Atlanta Journal.
Poor times for ice cream dealers, but
Rot ones for the man who deals out hot
dogs on a cold corner.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
January 20 I'm History.

On January 20. IGe. Peter the Great
mad his nose frozen.
on January 20. I755. Boswell hooked
Johnson's watch for him.
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QUERIES AND ANSWERS.

7 have a Law partner. Until re-
emily he was sane. Now be has
developed a weakness for story writ
ing. Last week. during the case Of
smith ". The District. Rnent dam
ages alleged 20 have been incnrrcd
b negligence of defendant IN leaving
an open manhole for the plaintiff 70
fan into. he aruse and rad: with
her suni IN her eyes she placed her
white arms around his neck, and"
before the court recovered sufficient
IL To fine him fer oontempt-"What
shah / doS"
SAMUEL sWAYzE-
Cwrite 10 Preston Gibson. He
docs etcrythiug something like This
and Is an expert on the subjeet.
-Ed.l
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
Not a LarEe VoIumc.

A returned diplomat Is writing '"rhe
Decline and Fail OF Seventeen South
American Governments"
why seventeen
well, his publishers refused to con-
slider a volume OF less than 125 pages"
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
Uncle Pennywise saysi

II used TO be that a fellow who gave
away wealth was credited with good
heart; now they claim that he has an
uneasy conscience.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
TRAN on THE TRANsGREss0T

TRAIL or THE TRANsGREss0R.
When Thomas Tankup draws his pay,
He bies an care DEPART
His step Is brisk on Saturday.
And joyous Is HE heart.
At night he gayly h0nieward HES.
With dreams OF coming bliss.
And when they al from dinner rise
Goes
straight
down
town
like this.
Our Thomas buys some flowing bowls
And meets, mayhap. a friend;
A joyous song the latter trolls;
1 He. too. has coin 10 spend.
From place TO place they duly roam,
Few are the spots they miss;
And when our hero starts for home
His
trail
looks
like
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

Ben johnson is raridly gaining
fame for his excellent chairman
shipping.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
Very Foolish.

Last night my wife and myself had
the most Foolish squabble of our married
career"
What was the subject of your dis.
puteg''
had any
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
EVERY SATURDAY.

Our Motto. II you see il in The Biz
Stick. Il isn't necessarily 50.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
Ffum Ire New Y1TE ETening Pos.

Ffum the New N1Tt Evening Post
In such a matter as tho wilson-Harvey
affair. everything turns on the exact
facts OF what took place. Col Waiter
sons statement Is admirable in point OF
expression. but leaves much to be de-
sired In point OF accurate information.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
ONE CENT.
LOCAL NOTES.

James Fixitup Kelly is still in
town-Adyt
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

E. Dana Durand finds crnsusing
no einch these DAYS.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20
Nemesis.

lie follows me ghoulishly
Day after day.
The fellow I foolishly
Promised TO pay.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

htoih WV Wv ietN ltitstslA
II l were in the arena Of politics, or
in most Of the other arenas, there are
many men I'd rather have drop me than
''Marse Henry" Watterson.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

II Gov. Wilson is an migrate. that re-
fleets upon him as man. II he cannot
dissolve an alliance without making an
enemy or several enemies. that Is a re-
hection upon his qualifications as a
statesman.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

From the Philadelphia North American.
Wilson is a schoolmaster. shouts
Henry watterson. quite so! And he
used the good old-fashioned method in
teaching the Tory little boys their lesson.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-20

Fronl the NcW IlFs Inbnne.
Yet Col. watterson viii probably admit
that the one thing which the Demo-
cratic party really needs is competent
.schoolmaster."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
Tale Of Torture In Federal Penlten
tlary In Kansas Is Told by Fugl'
tive Who Surrendered,

Philadelphia. Relating n tale OF
horrors Of imprisonment IN the federal
prison at Fort Lcaycnworth, Kan, An
drew Tobani. q years old. gave him.
scr up 10 the local police as fugitive
from justice, lie SURRENDERED" nj
Broad street station the other evening,
after the detective department had
been bombardod with number Of tclc.
phone messages instructing tho on
clals to be on the lookout for a man
Of Tobanl's description These mes.
sOgos. II was learned, were sent by
Tobanl himself Upon being slated AZ
the central station the man gave the
name OF William Jackson. under which
he claims TO have enlisted In the
United States army nt Fort Sam Hous.
ton, Texas. as n member OF the Fifth
cavalry.
II was for an oifense committed
while soldier at that post that To-
bani claims he was imprisoned In Fort
Leavenworth. after an unfair trial,
aud he said his reason for asking the
police, by means OF the telephone calls
10 arrest him. was 10 expose the in
dignlties to which no had been sub
jected as a prisoner.
According to Tobani's story, he es'
capped from the prison three months
ago In a swill barrel after serving part
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
Chicago Health Department in
Campaign Of determination.
Decision Follows Publicity Showing
What a Menace and Expense Ro-
dents Are-po Much Harm
and No Good,

Chicago. Sentence OF death was
passed recently ON Chicagos rats.
series OF articles. recently pointed out
what great source OF danger and
loss rats are. and now the city Ia to
be freed from the rodent pests. The
department Of health will take the
role OF modern pied piper In perform
ing the task.
Announcement OF this intention was
made by Commissioner OF Health
George u. Young In the course OF the
few hours he was In the city to aid
the pure milk fight. Conferences In
Washington with federal health ON.
cials concerning the rat peril were In.
terrupted 20 enable him to return TO
Chicago. lie was hurrying back to
continue his investigations In the
east. but he paused long enough TO
discuss the plans for routing the rat
from Chicago.
The danger remote but too great to
be ignored, that the rodents may
spread the bubonlc plague, Is the i'm
mediate cause for the campaign OF ex'
termination that II TO be waged
Tho first step. according to DR.
Young. will be to put the rats OF the
city through an examination for their
health. The docks and wharves. as
the most fertile breeding places for
them, will be visited first According
to the studies made OF the bubonic
plague, It has been present In virulont
farm nmoug tho rata bafOra 81 has
been communicated to human beings
The health department men will
search for evidences OF tho disease
among rats OF all quarters OF the city.
md II any traces OF II are found their
efforts will be concentrated In eN,
terminating the rats In that vicinity.
After concern regarding the plague
has been satisfied, the department will
turn its attention 10 a general ex'
termination, Tho rat population OF
Chicago Is set at about half the mum.
Der OF Inhabitants. and II is consid,
cred that so long as the city is 80
thickly infested with the rodents II is
In danger OF disease.
Relief from the immense property
damage inflicted by the rats each year
will be secondary In the department.
consideration. as its duties are pri.
marily those OF guarding the city's
health II is considered, however, that
this will be an immediate beneft that
will be more generally felt than the
safety It will give from spread OF dis.
case
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
THE WAY OUT
Change OF Food Brought Success and
Happiness.

An ambitious but delicate girl, after
failing to go through school on ac'
count OF nervousness and hysterla,
found in Grape-Nuts the only thing
that seemed to build her up and fur
ui5h her the peace OF health,
From infancy" she says, II have
not been strong. Being ambitious to
learn at any cost finally got to tie
High School. but soon had to abandon
my studies on account Of nervous pros
tration and hysterla.
MY food did not agree with me, |
grew thin and Respondent. ! could not
enjoy the simplest social affair for |
suffered constantly from nervousness
In spite Of all sorts Of medicines.
This wretched condition continued
until | was twenty-five, when became
interested In the letters OF those who
had cases like mine and who were get
ting well by eating Grape'Nuts.
81 had little faith but procured a
box and after the first dish ! eXpe'
rienced n peculiar satisfied feeling
that had never gained from any ordi'
nary food. | slePt and rested better
that night and in few days began TO
grow stronger
Il had new feeling and peace and
restfulness. In a few weeks, to my
great Joy, the headaches and nervous
ness left me and life became bright
and hopeful resumed my studies
and later taught ten months with ease
of course using Grape.Nuts every
day. II is now four years since be
gan to use Grape-Nuts, ! am the mis-
tress OF a happy home. and the old
weakness has never returned" Name
given by the Postum Co.. Battle Greek.
Mich.
There's n reason" Read the little
book, THE Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from lime 10 tiIne. They
are genuine, true, and full OF hunts
interesL
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30

Mrs Sutton advertised for woman
TO do general Homework. aud boo an
svcr colorcd g.l called. auuouuc
Ing that she had come for the posi-
ton
Are you o. good cook" asked Mr5
sutton
80. Indeed don't COOK wpf M,
reply
Are YOU good lDundfcas''
y vouIut do vnahiu' and ironing;
irs too hard ON The hands
'Can YOU sw'cp1 gtkcd Nrs SUIT
ton
no" was the positive answer
'l'm nor strong enough
Well said the lady Of the house
quite cNnsgum'od. may ask yoi
what YOU can do"
4 dusts,' came the placid rcply
Everybody Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30

II was during o. sham battle Tho
defenders established themselves boz d
very advantageous position ai tho tor
OF knoll overlooking e s'r"aa Bis
feet wide To make themselves secure
they blew up the bridge hy simply
posting a syn ON Il to that effect
Soon they saw the enemy calmly
crossing the bridge.
Hold on" called out The captain
Of lie dcicndcrs You cant cross Tia
bridge. Cant you SOC rs blown upy'
That's all right" cuolly answered
the sergeant Of the attacking side
We're not crossing the bridge Cam
you see we're gw.mming2"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
One He Didn't Make.

The colony of artists living In 81
Bulolph street. says the Boston TRAY
clcr, are having laugh on man
who has been considerable Of NUS
nnco TO them the past few months
The man pridcs himself on brusquc
ness thht he mistakes Tor vii. The
other night he was introduced 10 u
young sculptor whose fame is rc'tlng
beyond the confines Of Roston
so you are the chap thai makes
mud heads, are you?" asked the witty
man.
"Not an Of them" the sculptor re-
piled quietly.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
Horrors of Prison Told

OF sentence for tho theft Of an auto
matte pistol. which he WINS churpcd
taking from n fellow cavalryman IN
IoNas lie claims that he WAS rail
roNdod and he dld not have time tc
procure adequate counsel to show ihnr
me trial sprnng from a trumpod NJ
charge.
In Fort Leayonvorth. Toblul savs
IN" water cure, the strnlrh'iucFor and
other forms of torture were employee
TO compel the prisoners 10 perform nj
loited tasks. A. last, the man usscr'
"a he gained the acquaintance and
friendship Of the driver OF garbage
wagon which came daily 10 the prison
doors. and between them the plot wac
hatched whereby TObanl escaped In O.
swlll barrel
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
oUrwlrTeo THE ATTORNEY.
sunrase,,e Tells How One Woman
Settled Lawyers BILL

Mrs pankhurst the sunragctte
surprised some OF her friends short
while ago when she related this IT.
tlc incident
"A lady had sued railroad foi
100000 damages aud secured yer
diet. and was paid the full amount
subject to her order Her attorney
didn't get q penny
why that SCENE Ircrclulous." on,
or the party said How did IL hap
Icr7'
SHE found o. way io ou'vit him
what DID she do"
"shc married The lawyer Judge
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
NO unhealed VA Wound.

Veterans ana near veterans we're
lighting ull the old battles over
again In the street car Thrilling cs
capcs aud blood curdlng adventures
had been related hy the dozen when
the turn came to little Old man with
long beard
strnking this adnnmcnt carefully
tho Cd man said
Wen. boys. the war cost mc Just
tHpI leo cold cash didn't want IA
go, 20 paid substitute the money
70 serve for me. DO YOU know that
fellow went nll thruu % the war with
uut rvttIur "a scratch could hay,
done the same thing aud saved M,
money toll YOU, war Is calamity D
Kansas city Journal
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
OPENS WAR ON RATS

Lemon Hin religious services that
Noah built better than the men who
constructed the Titanic. The rain did
not interfere with the services. liay.
ing decided that tho music pavilion
was too damp. Dr. Ely and his congre.
CATION held their service on the piaz'
Ea OF the historic mansion house.
"Noahs ship was constructed nc.
cording to Gods plan. and therefore
perfectly served the purpose OF saving
man and beast for 100 days against
tho worlds greatest food" said DR..
Ely The Titanic was built by sci.
entlfle men. according to the most i'm.
proved plans. to serve the desires OF
those who could pay most. but Il did
not last Ave days on a comparatively
calm sea.
sincerity In religion will not In Il.
self save a man, lie who sdrlnks
poison Instead OF pure water will die.
no matter how sincere he may be. II
mans religion does not save him
from sin II becomes TO him a mere
castle OF lies. Any religion that does
not break the power OF sin Is de
ception, and II In itself sinful"
More than n score Of stalwart work.
crs from Cramps shipyard attended
the service with their families. The
musical features included singing by
the Lemon nm chorus. the male
chorus, under DR. George Conquest
Anthony. and the childrens chorus.
under the leadership OF Charles r..
Allen Prof. Francis II Green al
West Chester was the speaker at tho
evening service
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
The cannIbal. Need Food.

An officer OF the French colonial
army brought letter from the chief
OF n group OF missionaries In the
southern islands OF the Pacific not
long ago. which winds up as follows:
Il regret to tell you that our little
company can do little against the "a
natlcism OF these poor wretehcs. More.
over. famine is ravaging the country,
for the harvest has been destroyed
Therefore the dispatch OF more mis-,
sionaries has become urgent Pc
lite Republique.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30

"Golly. but IN tiredl" cSciaimol "a
tall aud thin negro. meeting shG'l
aud stout friend on wahiugHon
street.
What you been doln' To- get usssdg'-
demanded the other
Well explained the thin see.
drawing q deep breath orsz So
brother smiths doy are mcusuuiur de.
house for some new carp-iR Iae
haven't got no yawdsilck. aud - isFsr
exactly Nix feet tail So 60 snBssr
Brother Smith. ~ been alayin' d,'St=
and agettin' up all over dctr aa,Isa
Youths Companion
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
CUPID WON'T ACCEPT NAME
Swain with Too Many syllsblsi
Wants Large Amount Prunsd
on.

St Louis. Mo.-Iouls Kuhleneneel
ken filed petition In the circuit
court asking permission to change hi
name. He asserts that his nancco 70
fuses TO be. inflicted with an unpro
nounceable name
Another reason n that he wants &c
register and vote At the coming cleo
ton, and thinks II would be- easier tC
do this II his name was shorter
A n brief and pronouncoable name
he suggests the last three syllnblef
Of his present one. and IN future he
would be known as Louis Engelken
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
TOWN TO SELL POORHoySs
Brewster, Mass, Hasn't Had ApplI
cant to Enter II In over
Year.

Worcester, Mass-Poverty has be-
come so completely thing OF tn,
past In tho town OF Brewster, Mass
that the authorities ha,, Jlrerfe5 zig
town clerk TO sell the poor farm ant
poor house TO the hlTst bidder
There has not been an applicant foI
place In the institution In more thar
year, It ia said The town has about
100 inhabitants
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
AdvIee WIth . strlnn 10 n.

Two young men Of short irGulInt.
hnce were talking together when
George, the older Of the Two. became
suddenly very confidential
II am much bothered he said 4
can marry wealthy widow whom !
don't love or a poor girl chat do love
intensely, What shall ! do''
Listen 10 your heart ady'scd his
companion and marry the one yuu
love"
You are rlght my friend shall
marry the Girl"
Then can you give me the widow
address? Judge,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
AUTO COWBOYS STIR TOWN
sp,eders Arrested After Using Guns
and Lhrlats In Streets Of
Marshall, Mo.

Marshall. Mo-Four former COW.
boys. tourists from Oklahoma. passed
through Marshall In a touring car NJ
the rate Of sixty miles an hour They
were captured ut Arrow Rock,
eighteen miles east, brought back
and left $50 In the city treasury.
All but their driver amused them
selves roping dogs and chickens on
their way through the city and In the
country they made farmers Mt mp and
take notice with their guns and lari
ats.
The ihrashinE Of wheat was sus
pended until the cowboys were out Of
sight. but no EFFORT was made to In.
ycstigatc further
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
Green Food

Faddist Al. there's another tsdu=.
You know, never eat butchers rusn
Weary Hotel Proprietor M m
madam; Of course not We aiuRsN
get ours At the green grSusr s.---
sketch
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
Her opnortunItN.

Young husband What q 'tiari nIrzs
day could dare anything. face avs
thing on % day Ike lhis'
Wire Come ON down 10 tas nii-
llucrH Flicgcnde Blatlcr
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30

Many n man can't even do his duty
without feeling that he is doing more
than his share.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
SAYS ARK EXCELLED TITANIC
Or. ely, In Sermon to shlpbullders,
Says Noah Was Wiser Than Mod.
ern Marine Engineers.

Philadelphia, Pe.-Rev DR.. James
b. Ely told large audience at the
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30
comparatIve Po,,e,,lon.

Comparative Possession.
Il have an abstract theory"
That's nothing, I've got concrete
cellar"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-30

Snlfdcnial S. all right mtI tigss,
whom % benefits regard IL ts - Hal-
urui habit boo those who pfurtir- 30.