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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02

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CONGREGATION bcs bl. Sffi5iums.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02

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FLORIDA INDI
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02
Katbclifebe INDIAN River Kolcnip

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02

it bier tenc @cfobr Dor Srodenbeit, Dor S6nccitirn,en
llnb gegeI @interfdlte. @
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3 oocr. Ct. Eall. $56.25; Nlbcrt Sea. Wint., $50.
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-02

sern Sic sfl. tpaS 6err g. 9. grnoo, Ser iit "a Sobreu in 9faa6
mn eini9c 0ciIcn Don unren 2dnbereieu entferut, .anidiig III. Su idgeu ;
A 16hrr Grfnbruuo
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

The scorpion that is placed in the
center OF a ring of Goals does net COM
NIT suicide by singing himself to
death, as has been claimed. In lands
where the scorpion abouAds 1t is q
regular pastime among countrymen to
ring a scorpion with fire and watch
him commit. as Is believed, the happy
despatch Nevertheless, the scorpion
has the last laugh, as 1t were.
The scorpion, though an nhabitant
OF torrid regions, is so delicately or
ganized that very slight increase
above the normal temperature pro-
duces q condition in him analogous to
a fainting ct. Driven desperate by
the heat, he lashes his tail wildly,
giving the Impression that he is plung-
ing his sting into his own bodyA Then
he falls motionless. As presumably
dead scorpion has no further interest
for the spectators, he IA usually left
where he has fallen, and. after the
fire has died down, he RECEIVERS and
crawls away.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
BLIND MANS SIGHT RESTORED
Piece OF Cornea From Dead Animal,
Transplanted, ls Hailed as TrI-
umph Of Surgery.

The French Academy OF Sciences an
nounces the success of an operation
on blind man, performed seven
months ago and watched carefully
ever since.
A. workman had an eye burned by
quicklime, so that the cornea had be-
come opaque. 1t has long been the
dream of scientists to transplant the
cornea from animals TO man, but 80 far
this has been tried without success.
This transparent cornea Ia one OF
the most delicate parts OF the human
organism. Very soon after death, or
after the removal of the eye from a
living person, for that matter, 1t be-
comes Opaque and begins to break up,
But M. Magitot has found way to
preserve its transparency. In the case
In question 1t had been kept a week
before a piece Of 1t was fitted into the
depression made by removing a quar-
ter-inch square section OF the cornea
of the blind mans eye.
Now, after seven months observa-
tion by the surgeon, the eye is pro-
nounced well, and he can see with 1t
--dimlv 1t Is true. but still he sees.
Such Ounce Of Cook.
Philander G. Knox. secretary OF
state. Is a particular man about the
food he eats. In fact, II the dishes 40
not suit him exactly his appetite
fades away to nothing. One day In
New York, being in hurry, he rush
ed into a cheap restaurant and or
dered roast beef. To his intense dis
gust he found that the beef was not
good and Immediately proceeded &c
enunciate q well-developed roar.
To the proprietor, who hurried up
/ Mr.. Knox exclaimed:
what do you mean by serving
spoiled beef?"
'It's that bone-headed cook Of
mine" said the proprietor i told hin
to cut OFF that spoiled part before ht
served the beef"
/ Whereupon Mr.. Knox lost his appe
tite for q week. Popular Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
WARD OF GOVERNMENT
LONG AND ARouous SERVICE OF
MULE RECOGNIZED.
II Has Been Said That Republics Were
Ever Ungratefui, but This Incl.
dent Seems to Dsprove
the Statement.


Almost thirty years ago, so the ar
chives Of the war department dis
close. Lieutenant W. A. kobbe OF the
Third artillery, who was stationed at
Mount Vernon barracks, Alabama, re-
ported to the war department that
there was at that post white mule
named Mexique, which had been for
many years In the service OF the Unit
ed States. but which had at last been
ordered sold. The officers OF the post,
Lieutenant kohbe said, desired per-
mission to purchase the animal and
keep and care for 1t at their own ex-
pense.
Major F. l.. Guenther Of the Second
artillery. to whom the petition was
referred, reported that the mule In
question was originally left at Key
West barracks In 1s48 by portion Of
the army returning from Mexico at
the close OF the war with that coun-
try. He added:
During the time thpt served at
Key West, from 1875 to 1880, the mule
did not miss a days work from any
cause. He Ia very old and has been
worn out by his long service In the
quartermaster's department. II there
Is any way to provide for him, should
be glad to have 1t done, as the ex-
pense to the government would be
little or nothing"
The petition went through the regu-
lar channels until 1t reached the quar-
termaster general, who Endorsed II as
follows:
ITO promote the sentiment OF kind
ness toward animals that are SO inti-
mately connected with military men,
It is recommended In this special case
that this mule be kept In the depart
ment and left to the care OF those
whose kindly feelings are so deeply
enlisted in his behalf"
General Sherman submitted the case
to the secretary Of war, with the fol.
lowing report:
Il have seen the mule, and whether
true or not, the soldiers believe 1t was
left at Fig Spring. where Mount Yer
non barracks now are, at the time Gen
eral Jackson's army eneamped there,
about 1S19-1s20. Tradition says that
1t was once sorrel, but now 1t Is
white from age. The quartermaster's
department will be chargeable with
ingratitude IL the mule is sold, or the
care OF maintenance Of 1t thrown on
the charitable officers OF the post. /
advise that 1T be kept In the depart
ment, fed and maintained until death.
l think the mule was at Fort Morgan,
Mobile Point, when / was there In
1912"
The secretary OF war thereupon
made the following order:
Let this mule be kept and well
cared for as long as he lives"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
EVERY MOVE CREATES SOUND
Scientific Fact Not Known to ALI
Aeuteness Of Hearing Among the
Lower Animals.

II Is very difficult to make some per-
sons believe that nothing can move
without making a sound, although 1t
may seem to be absolute silence to
them Everything that moves dis
turbs the air around It and sets up
kind OF wave motion that spreads
through the atmosphere In all direc-
tions. When these wave motions are
strong enough a sound Is heard. That
nothing is heard is no evidence that
there Is no sound, for other living
things may hear what men cannot.
The motion that is started In the
air when anything vibrates or moves
suddenly has often been compared TO
the motion Of the surface of still wa.
ter when We drop pebble into a
pond. But there is this great differ
ence. The eye can see the wave made
by the smallest glass bead you can
find, but the ear is not nearly so SEN
sitiVe, and unless the waves are pref
ty high In the atmosphere the human
ear cannot detect them as sound.
The lower animals and birds have
much better ears than human beings.
A dog will prick up its ears at the
sound of it's masters voice, or faint
whistle, when 1t Ia an astonishing dis
lance off. A man in Baltimore put his
head out of the window and called his
dog Jack, which he thought was chas-
ing cats In the grounds OF the blind
asylum opposite.
The dog was sitting on the steps OF
friends house with the mans daugh-
ter, nearly half mile away, and in
| stantly jumped up and tore off home.
! II had heard that call.
/ A deer has been known to look up
at the sound OF footstep that was
still half a mile away in the woods.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
YOUR LIVER
Too Many People Take Headache
Powders When a Liver
Tonic Is Needed.
Try Olive Tablets-the Substitute
for Calomel

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are the
one Substitute for dangerous calomel
They do all of calomel's work with
out any of its bad after effects.
There is no necessity, when you
take Olive Tablets, of following them
up with nasty, gripping salts or cas-
tor oil, as you should after taking
cahmeI. 4
Olive Tablets do not contain caIo-
mel or any other metallic drugs;
they are a purely vegetable compound
mixed with olive oil, sugar-coated
easy TO take, and never grippe or cause
weakness
Thousands of people take one every
might at bedtime just to prevent dis
order of the liver, constipation, bad
breath, pimples, headache and cot.
Olive Tablets are made Of pure
vegetable compounds mixed with
olive oil
Or. Edwards calomel's old enemy,
discovered the formula for Olive Tab
| let's after seventeen years OF prac-
tice among patients afflicted with
liver and bowel troubles.
Try them for q week. Take one
on retiring nightly,
Every little Olive Tablet has a
movement of its own"
10c and 25c a box.
The Olive Tablet Company OF Col
umbus. Ohio. Or. r. Nj. Edwards
President. ~.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
Hurt OF Unklnd WoFde.

Unklnd words are sharper than
Ewords. II you cut your finger there
Ia but temporary pain. II your heart
Ia hurt with sarcasm or brutal speech
the suffering continues as long rs your
memory is working. Since We all
know the agony of injured feelings It
certainly behooves all OF US to be
sparing with singing conversation.
As one grows wiser and older one
pays little heed to what others say.
unkind things then apparently don't
have the power to hurt The older,
wiser ones iust twirl their thumbs and
smile. It is a great relief when ono
gets to that point OF perfect tranquil
lily.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
Ireland's Big Cavern,

A Frenchman made the first CON-
plete exploration Of one OF the largest
caverns In the world. that at Mitchels-
town, Ireland The explorer was Mar
tel, who is also famous for his dis
coveries in the caverns OF France.
The Mitchelstown cavern is formed in
limestone, and Ia remarkable for the
number and extent of its connected
passages, which, when plotted on q
chart resemble the streets Of city.
The length Of the cave is about a mile
and quarter, and II contains some
animal inhabitants, including q spe,
cies OF spider, which are peculiar TO
II and have their entire existence
within its recesses.-The Sunday Mag.
azine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

j. A. Shanks, Lewisburg, Ind, en-
joyed visit from hts grand-chil-
dren. Both had severe colds and
coughed lat night The medicine
prescribed failed to stop this cough
ing SO Mr.. Shanks took the matter
into his own hands and says: Il got
bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound and after few doses they
went to sleep and slept throughout
the night without coughing"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

Influenza, as ia believed by the ma
jority of medical men at present, Is
caused by microbe which Is pres
emit In the atmosphere, when the epi-
demic is raging. The surest safeguard
against disease arising from q MI
crobe la to use antiseptics; OF these
carbolic acid and eucalyptus oil have
been found of most use for the proven
lion and cure of influenza The best
way Of using these Is In the form Of q
smelling bottle containing, in addition
TO carbolic and eucalyptus, camphor,
charcoal and ammonia.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
TRAMP KILLED,
PASSENGERS HURT,
IN C. & A. Wreck
Kansas City, Chicago Train Derailed
Near Springfield While
Running Late

Springfield, May 5.--An unident'-
fed youth, who was stealing ride.
was killed, and a number OF passen-
gers were injured at / o'cJock this
afternoon, when passenger train No.
l., on the Chicago a. Alton, running
between Kansas City and Chicago,
went into a ditch eight miles south
west of here The train was rum
ming eight hours late, owing to a
washout near Memo. Mo. None of
the injured will die.
The accident occurred on a straight
stretch of track and the railroad
men are at loss to determine the
cause Of the wreck.
Among those injured are: Mrs. "a.
w. Masse, Bloomington; Mrs. w, e.
Collins. Peoria; L. X. Wilson, Chi
cage; T, NJ MonZon. Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

Fire, last night, destroyed the
coal sheds belonging to Fred D. Nell
lis on Railroad and st. Charles street
Just south of the site of the Big Four
round house How the fire originated
Is not known. The sheds we're par
TALLY insured The damage amounts
to several hundred dollars.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
Use Of Cement Saved Bridges.

At Hamburg there are two bridges
the masonry Of which was threatening
to fan In ruins, being traverSed by
iaEumerable cracks of varying size.
A remarkable process has just been
made use OF to reiuyenate these
bridges. A number of holes were
bored throughout the structure so as
TO give access to the interior and
cement was injected by pumps under
pressure \ Reports on the present CON
dition OF the two bridges are favor
able.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
Peacock Throne of Persia.

The throne, itself, which now graccs
the audience hall of the Persian Sha-
han-Shah, or King of Kings, is
magnificent work Of art, sumptuous in
the extreme. 1t Ia ieweleR platform,
sometimes compared to field bed
about four feet high and five feet by
eight feet In area, resting on six mas
sive legs, with four additional sup
ports, and mounted by double step
A heavy railing. decorated with metal
knobs and finals, emboxes the rug
bedecked seat, and rises at the rear
to form an elevated back, against
which the shah sits In Oriental fash
ion. supported by bolster-cushion
and surrounded by pillows. The rich
incrustations OF jewels, the highly or
nate character Of tho lacquer Work,
and the delicacy of the traceries and
arabesque designs impart to the
throne an exquisiteness OF finish and
beauty that Ia quite Its own. From
Constantinople to Persia, by A. V. W.
Jackson
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
Acquired sfanlhcanees

'sYou disapprove OF my theory" said
the excited agitator. Therefore you
refuse to attach any importance TO
IT, "Of course" replied Senator sor-
Ehum. why should J? The only I'M
pcrtance most unpleasant theories
heve ID what thoughtlees people rush
In and attach to them"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

First excursion of the season on
the Steamer w. w, Sunday, May
IL leave Cairo $50 p m, Mound
City $3.50 p. m, Evening trip, leave
Mound City 1880 p. m, Cairo $3.50
p m. Return Mound City 1900 D..
m, Cairo 1870 p, m. Good orchestra
and dancing. Fare soc"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
Ability Must Be Paid For.

There is an old saying that the gods
sell us all the coed they give us. The
man of the most ability does rot have
IT bestowed upon him without a price
and that price is seIf-control-a thing
"a be worked for lahoriously. but
which obtained Is the first OF faculties,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
PERSONALS.

I'D &C.,
BUSINESS - 7
80 vvh,.o has returned n Fav-
!, a.
t.'V 800
.''s'
80. p.aa,,rh ~ Matrono,is i
-
80
,.aua = pnrs !, parawsl,
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~
= !, c.,n ~ ra.,,rnaa tro.,
-
lesua NV iaa' @seN' AAV0A
eh'caso'
~ 'n's e'As =" $50 - va
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

The post stopped, as the boy rush.
"a up almost GREATNESS. Say" said
the boy, 'your wife says she forgot
10 tell you that II you sell that love
song you ars to fetch q hara home.
m Ell II won't buy ham, praps It'll
hesequal to 4 can o. salmon"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
UnHatterlna.

"phllbrick, never have the slight
est trouble In remembering your
name, think Of Jackpot and I've
got you at once"
What's the connection"
We'll, jackpot suggests bathroom;
bathroom reminds me of bath brick,
and from bath brick to Philbrick the
transition Ia easy"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06
His disappointment.

you say ne was disappointed in
lover"
HE certainly was"
But I thought he married the girl
he loved7"
$50 he did And then he found that
two cannot live as cheaply rs cae."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

To enable a person to keep his face
Immersed in water for several min
utes, as for facial massage, a Wash
lngton man has invented a clip to
close the nostrils and a rubber tube
to admit air through the mouth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-06

Strange as it mas. seem, some medi'
ca1 men have recently taken to rec
ommending the smoky parts of shef-
field, England, for sufferers from
asthma.