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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
Not So Bad.

81 don't see how you can find life
worth living in such small town"
ooh, it's not so bad. We probably
have Just as many scandals here as
there are In your neighborhood."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

| ton at that time. The rather intend
ed to marry the mother of his OF
spring, but went to the Civil war and
when he was mustered out he found
she had died during his absence.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

Tell It not in Gath, but there are
church members who look too happy
at a horse race and too solemn In
prayer meeting.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
WhY7

George, don't you think now that
your salary has been raised, we can
have an automobile?"
ooh, l suppose we can have one, If
we wish, but why be so common?"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
Corrected.

isn't that lady attenuated in
form?"
"Do you think SO? Now, I'd call
her real thin"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

latter all, It isn't always those
with the loudest voices that have the
best things to say said the little
brown hen"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

A great majority Of summer Ills are
due to Malaria in suppressed form. Las
situde and headaches are but two symp-
toms. OXIDINE eradicates the Malaria
germ and tones up the entire system.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
Out Of Reach.

Townley-How's the new cook get
ting on?
Subbubs--I don't know. She didn't
leave her address.-Boston Tran
script. ,.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

To prevent Malaria is far better than
to cure 1t. In malarial countries take a
dose Of OXIDINE regularly once each week
and save yourself from Chills and Fever and
other malarial troubles.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
Ruslneas PractFce

THE new actor in this company
certainly knows how to act on peo-
Plies feelings with fine touches"
yes; he used to be a dentist"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

II your appetite is not what it should be
perhaps Malaria is developing. 1t affects
the whole system. 0XIDINE will clear
away the germs, rid you Of Malaria ana gem
orally improve your condition.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

The kind of reform most needed is
the kind that will not go a thousand
miles away from home to begin work.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

Courtship is less expensive than
marriage, according to the figures on
gas bills.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
Iawver-If Won wish to eel off with

Lawyer-If you wish to get off with
the minimum punishment, I'd advise
you to confess everything and throw
yourself on the mercy Of the court.
Accused-But If I don't confess?
Lawyer-Oh! in that case you will
very likely be acquitted for want Of
evidence.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

It is sometimes a good plan to be
sure the other fellow Is right-then
follow in his footsteps
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup for Children
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tiOn, anays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
Their Place.

"Where are marital rods in pickle
kept?"
81 should suggest in family Jars"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28
10 DRIVE OUT MALARIA

AND BUILD UF IHW SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TA5TELkSs
CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t is simply Quinne and Iron in tasteless
form, and the most enectual form. For grown
people and children, 50 cents,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-08-28

w. N. u, MEMPHIS, NO. sa-ts12.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
JUST TRY A ten CENT
BOX OF CASCARETS
Insurcs you for months against u Sick
Headache, Blliousness, Constipa.
ton or u Bad Stomach.

Put aside-just once-the Salts,
Cathartlc pills, Castor Oil or purga"
tive waters which merely force 4
passageway through the bowels, but
do not thoroughly cleanse, freshen
and purify these drainage or alimen-
tary organs, and have no effect what
ever upon the liver ana stomach.
Keep your inside organs pure and
fresh with Case lrets. which thor ugh
~ cleanse the STOMACH. remove the
undigestcd, SOur and fermenting food
and foul gases, take the excess bile
from the liver and carry out of the
system all the deGomposed waste mat
ter and poisons in the intestines and
bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-neyer grippe, sick
en- and cost only 10 cents II box from
your druggist. Millions of men aud
women take "A Casclret now AMI then
ana never have Headache. Bilious
ness, coated tongue, Indigestion, Sour
Stomach or Constipatcd bowels Cas-
carets belong in every household.
Children just love to take them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
YIRGINIAN
Welcomed

The American.Hawaiia freighter
Nirginian. after an absence from the
port of Honolulu covering several
months, was welcomed back this
morning, and Captain Greene, the pop.
ular master, was greeted by many
! friends among local waterfronters.
The Nirginian received general
ovcrhauling as well as repairs follow
| ing her collision with the British
steamship Strathalbyn, which occur.
/ red in Seattle harbor last December.
Nearly twenty thousand dollars
were spent on the Virginian in max.
! ing her seaworthy again. The Strath.
, albyn was bailey damaged as re-
suit of the impact. The sharp prov
of the American freighter cut into
the Strathalbyn's bow for consider
IablC distance, and when she backed
away an immense amount of wreckagc
dropped overheard, carrying with IL
one of the seamen. The Nirginian
was not so extensively damaged as the
lIritisher. Repairs to- the Strathalbyn
cost $4,000. and a libel suit Is now be.
ing fought between the owners of tho
two vessels.
The Nirginian steamed into the har
Dor this morning. bringing one of the
largest Cargoes in her history. There
are twelve hundred tons dead weight
OF freight transhipped at the lsthmus
from New York steamers. The Nir
ginian also cleaned up the accumula.
ton of merchandise at Seattle and
Tacoma, left there by the Matson
steamers.
On deck there arrived in fine condl
ton four lusty Missouri songsters
commonly called mules-which are
consigned to the Depot Quartermaster
at this port. The crew of the Virgin.
ian has adopted an antelope for the
ships pet and It now has the run Of
the vessel. Captain Greene reports Il
fair trip down from the Sound. The
vessel brought no mail. She is at the
railway wharf, where she will dis
charge nearly five thousand tons of
freight, portion of which will be car.
ricd to Island ports.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
a sCMOOL TEACmER,s GRATITUDE:

Geneva IowaI teaching years ard
have neglected health because busy with
attend myself properly suffered greatly every month
on the verge of nervous breakdown
&" wrote to about condition and took Lydia Pnkhams
Vegetable Compound and the Blood Purifier recommended
These remedies have done wonders and highly
widely recommend them every suffering MINNIE
SHAVER, H. + u. No. l. Geneva, Iowa, Erickson.
COLORADO GIRLS CASE:
MonOse, Co"I was troubled very much with irregular periods
Sometimes months would eapSe suffered headache
weak and nervous could scarcely anything.
both Lydia f. PinkhamS Vegetable
Purifier
q" think remedies the best earth
ankfuncSs for what they have help my
nchbOr When they sick and shall always your
medicines. '-MSs ELLA MCCANDLESs, MontroSe, Col.
Is it not reasonable to suppose that medicine that did
much for these girls will benefit any other girl who is
suffering with the same troubles?
Does it not the only sensible thing give such
medicine at least trial? You may be that it do
you harm, and there lots of proof that it will do
you much good
For 30 years Lydia T. Pinlham's Vegetable G<S>~SSA
Compound has been NV GfE&I
male ills. No sick with ailments M ~" ~S\M
does justice to herself n W
medicine, made II Iy W II
has restored so many suffering health. ~ 4 II
W rite MEDICINECO. ~ " II
CONFIDENTIAL LYNN MASS. W\
Your letter will ,k&S-LNHI
by woman and held in strict confidence. SS2TrMS2SO
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
DIED.

DIED.
tlIDNG-ln Pahaln, Hawaii, March
~ 1872, l.. ChOng. OF heart disease.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
WHITEH0USE TO TRANSFER
HIS PRIVATE INTERESTS

Lou NJ. Whitchouse, who becomes
City Engineer on April II. succeeding
G. II. Gere. will transfer his private
contracting interests before he takes
over the municipal position.
Whitehouse has no city and county
jobs on now. The two contracts on
which he is working at present are
the Richards street wharf and the
Beretania pipeline, both Territorial
contracts
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
DEMOCRATS, THIRD PRECINCT,
FOURTH DISTRICT,

viii meet at MoiliIli at 1880 o'clock p.
m, Friday March 90, tor the purpose
Of nominating delegates to the Terri
tUrHl Convention u
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
FILMS ON SHOW TONIGHT

The titles Of the films to he shown
At the Biiou tonight are "Frolcsome
I'!uris," Jamie rs PhilanthrOpist,"
The Honor Of the Flag" and How
Willie Raised Tobacco"
Those at the Savoy are THE Sky
pilot" The star Spungled Banner"
The Lost Ribbon" Allen Wolrs
End" Love and Cheese" and Mount
Z Etnu In Eruption"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-28
&ShM
Read About These Three Girls. How Sick
They Were and How Their Health
Was Restored by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

Appleton, Wis.," take pleasure in writing yoa
how felt and she said had female trouble and
advised me to use Lydia L. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, as she had taken it herself for the same
trouble with wonderful results. had been sickly
for two years and ovcrworked myself, and had such
bad feelings every month that could hardly walk
for pain. | was very nervous and easily tired out
and could not sleep nights. had dizzy spells, and
Lydia f. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound and it has
h. think it is the best medicine in exstence."-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
handicanpina the BURGLAR.

Burglaries in private houses in VI
emma are rare. because the doors are
locked from 10 O'Clock at night to 6 In
the morning by order Of the police. AID
mission and exit between those hours
are given by the house porter. who re
ceives a fee for unlocking the door
and is bound to report to the police
the doings and mode Of life Of all the
inhabitants of the house. This system
Of lock money is tiresome, but In VI
emma, al at Naples. where II also ex'
lists, 1t obliges burglars and other Grim
inals to operate during the daylight
and diminishes their chances Of III
cess. The landlords tried q few years
ago the system Of giving the key OF
the house door to tenants. but the ma
Jority Of the keys have been with
dra wn.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
N%APOLE0N'S DESTINY.
Summed Up In Four Notices Bona
parte Learned at School.

Summed Up In Four Notices Bona
parte Learned at School.
In 1874 Bonaparte, then fifteen years
old. arrived ut the military school OF
Paris from Brienne, being one of four
under the conduct of a minim priest.
He mounted l73 steps. carrying his
small valise. and reached. i'm the attic.
the barrack chamber he was to occupy
This chamber had two beds and a
small window opening on the great
yard Of the school. The young prede-
cessors Of ~Bonaparte had bescra wled
the whitewashed walls with charcoal.
and the newcomer could read In this
little cell these four inscriptions. which
we ourselves read there years ago:
An epaulet is very long to win
De Montgivray.
The finest day In life is that OF a bat
tle.-Vicomte de Tinteniac.
Life is but a prolonged lie.-Le Che
Waller Adolphe Delmas.
The end of all Is six feet Of earth.
lie Comte de la Villette.
With the trifing substitution Of the
word empire" for ~''epaulet'' these four
sentences contain the whole destiny of
B%onaparte and formed a kind of
"Mene, Tekel. Upharsin." written in
advance upon that wall.-Victor Hugo.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
In Paint.

"Turpentine and benzine." says a de,
Dartment of agriculture bulletin. ARE
very ~iniammable, and special precau-
tons should be taken not to bring
paint containing these substances near
any light or open fire. Many pig
ments are poisonous, and the work
nan should be particularly careful to
remove all paint stains from the skin
and not under n circumstances al.
low any of II to get into his mouth.
A man should not eat In the ga me
clothes in which he has been painting
and before eating should not only
change his clothes. but wash all paint
stains from his skin. 1t is not advis-
able to use turpentine or benzine In
removing paint stains from the hands.
but by oiling thoroughly with linseed
oil or in fact with any fatty oil and
then thoroughly washing with soap
the paint may be removed, provided
it has not been allowed to dry too
Thoroughly on the hands"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
PLAYING CARDS.
An Interesting Study From Historic
and Pictorial Viewpoints.


Quite apart from their use in vari-
ous games. playing cards are an inter
esting study from historic and pie.
toriai points Of view. Take first their
numerical arrangement-52 cards. 3G1
pips or dots and 10 tricks. representing
the weeks and days in the year and the
lunar months.
There are four suits. representing
tour classes OF people as they were di.
yided at the time the pack of cards
we now use was devised by the French.
The spades" stood for pikemen or sol.
diers, the clubs for clover. typifying
farmers; the diamonds for building
tiles. representing artisans. and the
hearts for choirmen or ecc~lesiastics.
The kings and queens" at that
time were more or less correct likeness
OF certain royal and noble personages.
Even In our modern packs it is said
that II Of the queens is a convention
allied portrait OF Elizabeth of York
who was engaged to the dauphin OF
France.
The "knaves' were then the kings
testers, and even these cards may be
portraits. All the court cards. in fact.
retain their sixteenth century charac.
teriStics. Cards are among the few
things that have not changed with the
centuries. Brooklyn Eagle.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
Wonders Of Modern Drama.

The heroine of the play had just re-
ceived the telegram from her faithless
lover. Then she tainted, and the cur
tain went down.
Loud applause followed, particularly
in the gallery
Instantly the curtain went up.
The heroine, having miraculously re-
covered. was on her feet. bowling and
smiling
More wonderful still. the faithless
lover stood by her side, also bowling
and smiling, having Travelled a distance
of 2S7 miles in ten seconds In order to
be on hand to acknow ledge the ap-
plause.-Chicago Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
A Great Event in Webster

On April 4 and 8 when the Northern
South Dakota Educators Association
meets for its annual gathering in
/ Wei ster, there will be between four
hundred and six hundred teachers in
our town. 1t thus becomes our pleas.
ure as well as duty to furnish them
with lodging for which they Will glad
lv pay a reasonable price.
The Commercial Club will undertake
to maintain an information bureau at
some down town ''Headquarterers' if
not at the Club rooms, where there
will be a man 10 charge with a com
plete list Of places where these visitors
will take the strangers to the homes
to which they will be directed to go.
The Commercial Club makes a spec,
ial appeal to the housewives of Web
ster, to rlsn how many beds each home
can furnish for this purpose. that the
Committee appointed by the CONNER
10 Slub NOhS'StluE VI " ~
l. S. Comes and Ed. o. Potter will
SOC give everyone who can accomo
date a visiting teacher, a place on this
list.
1t was further decided that a uni
form charge of not more than one dbl
lar per double bed for a night, should
be charged thus making it possible for
a visitor to get lodging for soc per
day. There will be opportunity to
get meals down town at our regular
hotels and restaurants or at the
church organizations who may serve
meals.
The Club has also appointed COM
mittees on reception, decorations and
tickets.
In order to defray the expenses of
the various programs, rents ETC., the
Commercial Club will sell tickets ad-
hitting every one to the famous lee
ture to be given by Prof. Nash of the
Northern Normal School at Aberdeen,
al the popular prices of %, 30 or so
cents, on Wednesday evening April 3.
This lecture is on "The Passion
Play of Oberammergau'' which is Civ
en- by the pc pie of this little village
of Northern Bavaria in Germany, hut
once in ten years and to which Prof.
Nash conducted a party of forty in the
summer of 1910 whe1 it was last given
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14

some time and the physicians tbought
a change of climate might benefit him
He had been keeping company with an
estimable young lady. and true lady
as she was. they were united in mar
rage at his bed side and in a few days
began a journey to Arizona. This was
about three weeks ago. He see ned to
stand the first part of the trip we'll and
seemed mucn better. But after arriv-
ing at their destination in a little
while he began to grow worse and in
a few days passed away. and his sor-
rowing wife began the sad journey
with his remains, arriving home Mon.
day morning.
Mrs Myrtle Sanb)rn took the train
Tuesday night for Waubay for a visit
with Mr. and Mrs A. d. Porter. From
there she intends going to Audover
and Groton to visit friends.
Mrs Frank Kolhoff arrived Tuesday
morning to spend a few days with her
many friends here.
John Geber started with a Car of
household goods for Blooming Prairie,
Mimi, Monday night where he will
make his future home. His family
will follow later on.
Well, owing to press of business we
have been unable to get our Preslden-
tia, Platform ready for this weeks is
sue. But everything seems to be com.
ing our way. A prominent citizen
from away out beyond the Big Muddy
writes. Il wonder your name has not
been mentioned before" Another
writes, eve have three votes in our
family for you and should you fail
this time, if you will be as persistent
as is a certain candidate named Billy
then next time we will have five votes
for you" While we expect to win,
in the meantime our advise is. get
busy, organize clubs in every city,
town, and hamlet and let us roll up a
bigger vote than was aver polled in
this country.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
The Woman Who Owned Niagara.

Or. F-arquharSon, eX-M. T., in his
"Recollections' refers amusingly to
his once having said in the house OF
that he owned a mountain.
Claudius Clear in the British Weekly
caps that story. His friend George
Forbes. +. X. s.. who had the chief
part In larnpssing Niagara. tells that
once a Miss Porter was travelling In
Europe. and AT the table d'hote her
neighbor said. ''Oh. II you are an
American ! suppose you have seen M
agara falls" She turned to her In
quirer. and. fixing him with her eyes.
she said. II W them!" That was
an answer indeed. The Porter family
long owned most OF the property about
Niagara Westminster Gazette.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
Butler
ID. E. POTTER, Editor

Sam Anderson has secured a posi-
tion as salesman in the Mercantile
Store.
Chas. Anderson and wife from near
Lily were shopping here Wednesday.
julius Hendrickson made q Business
trip to Sioux City last week.
Our new Postmaster has received
his commission and the office has been
moved to its new quarters in the drug
store.
A large number of ladies, old friends
of Mrs II. E. Ash. gave her a surprise
last Friday afternoon. it being her
birthday. You need not ask if a good
time was had. for ybody who
knows the hostess knows that nothing
but a good time could be had.
Mrs J. NJ. Thornton. an old time
resident here, but now of Waubay,
was here looking after her farm in
terests last Monday.
Little Miss Sylvia Debilzan who was
eight years old last Monday invited in
a goodly number of her little friends
to help celebrate it and all had a Jolly
good time
The Misses Minnie Mott and Ida
Bjerke took tea and spent the evening
with Mrs Myrtle Sannorn.
Otis Davis, a cowboy direct from
Forsyth, Mont. arrived here Tuesday
morning to spend a few days on bust
ness. He reports G. A. Potter as hav-
ing a fine trade and doing we'll.
N. E. Bjerke and Prof. Ahern went
to the Valley Tuesday to attend the
funeral Of Frank Denholm. The case
Of Mr. Denholm Is q very sad one. BE
has been sick with consumption fol
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
Hanse News Items

Math Jandl spent Tuesday in Wau-
bay
John Opitz was a business visitor in
Webster Tuesday.
Michael Janisch ST., of Eden, died at
his home Tuesday morning. Mr..
Janisch was one of the early settlers
in this vicinity and was we'll known
and highly respected by all. The
remains were laid to rest in the Cath
Ollie cemetery at Eden. The deceased
leaves to mourn his loss, a wife, five
sons and five daughters. They have
the heartfelt sympathy of all in their
sad bereavement.
Peter Wachtler went to Webster on
Saturday.
Town meeting for Nutley township
was held in the school house in district
No. 165 Tuesday and the following
officers elected. Supervisor, John p.
Opitz; clerk, Las Bergland; treasurer;
P. B. Carlson; assessor, Ludwig Selle-
void; justice, Ludwig Sellevold; con-
stable, j. Broadway; poundmaster,
Oscar Johnnon; road overseers, e. S.
Moen, Sigvart Moen, Lars Bergland,
Ivar Vevang.
The debating society met in the
Sellevold school house Friday evening.
A crowd of young people met at the
home of Mrs. Vallness Tuesday even
ing. The evening was spent in dane
ing.
Filing Vallness and Filing Stianson,
who have been visiting at the Vallness
home, returned to Huffman Wednes-
day.
Knut Nelson is spending some time
visiting at the home of his sister, Mrs.
Peter I~varson, at Visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Opitz spent Mon
day visiting relatives and friends near
Huffman.
Julius Janisch went to Webster Mon
day. His sister, Mrs. Barney Linster,
went with him, from Webster she will
return to her home lei Lennon.
Mrs. Linster was called to Eden by the
sickness and death of her father.
Huber Weyer went to Waubay Mon.
day after d load of merchandise fol
the Hanse store.
P. B. Carlson spent Monday in Web
ster.
People in the vicinity of Hanse car
not be called slow. These short spring
(?) days pass 50 slowly that some PEG
pie were twenty-four hours ahead Of
time all last week.
srs> -at-< 49,.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-14
Church Notes
CONGREGATIONAL

March, II 1912.
Morning service at HOO. Sermon
topic: The Supremacy of the Spiritual
Life.
Evening service at 7:30. Sermon
topic: A Short Man.
Sunday school I'm. Alexander Ross,
superintendent. .
Bible Class topic: The Mems
Brotherhood Movement.
Everybody is cordially invited to our
services.
Rev. A. u. Baer, pastor.