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The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

varied by different navors. browning
the sugar makes a delicious aavoring
for q custard. Melt the sugar after
browning by adding the silk; stir an
az dissolved, then beat IN the eggs
and put to bake IN hot water. A
grating Of nutmeg or vanilla is good
havoring for a baked custard.
Bread %puddings are another type,
and may be varied in flavor by the
addition Of fresh or dried fruit. spices
or chocolate. The foundation for all
such buildings Is the same: a pint Of
milk, two eggs, a cup Of bread cut In
cubes and a half cup Of sugar. Stir
occasionally while cooking, flavor with
chocolate. a square or two. and serve
with cream.
The steamed pudding Is another
type, This may be a simple batter
and fresh fruits may be added IN lay.
ers and steamed II in cups fifteen to
twenty minutes; II in a larger mold
the time for steaming Will be longer.
The sauce for a plain pudding with
fresh fruit is always cream. but when
spice, chocolate and other havors aue
used the following sauce Is better:
Take two eggs. separate the whites
from the yolks, and beat we'll, Add a
fourth Of a cup Of sugar and vanilla
to taste. Serve uncooked. mixing the
whites lightly, not to lose the air beat
en- In.
A dish Of peaches or pears with
bread and butter is a good dessert,
but when one wants to piece out the
can Of peaches and make them serve
more, a dessert called Peach Snow
drift may be served, which may be
served with whipped cream and the
juice Of the peaches. Cook together
a cup Of milk, two tablespoonfuls of
flour; cool and fold In the whites of
four eggs beaten stiff. Pour over
peaches or pears and serve from the
dish.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

Bath Of ssntlmsntalIty.

or John Grier Hibben. the new pres
ident of Princeton, a Peoria man said
the other day:
'Hibben has a very keen intellect.
Hence I'm not surprised at his sue
cess. why. his fine, strong mind, his
hatred Of sentimentality and gush
we're remarkable ven In his %boyhood
here in Peoria.
81 as a hoy. vas rather a gusher my
self. once went to a matinee with
Hibben. The play was n Of Days
a sentimental piece-and IN the second
act / began to blubber Miss Rehan
smoke beautifully her silly. sentimental
lines. and big tears lowed one after
another from my eyes,
why. you're cryingl whispered
Hibben
Well said /, in a play a. sad as
this. L amt ashamed to show a little
feeling
FeelingG Hibben looked at my wet
and teary cheeks. on, he said, feel.
ing is All right. but you don't need 10
wash your face in IT,"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16
OTHER TYPES OF DESSERTS.

The baked fruit pudding Is another
sort of dessert which, when warm.
may be served with whipped cream.
Date Pudding.-Take a cup Of dates
cut in small pieces, a cup of nut
meats (hickory or walnutsl, two eggs
beaten, a half cup of sugar we'll mixed
with a quarter of a cup Of flour, Bake
in a sheet twenty to thirty minutes.
Cut in small squares and serve with
whipped cream. This pudding may be
kept for some time If carefully COW
cred to keep moist, warmed before
serving. It is too good to last for
more than two meals.
The soufle is another type of des-
sert which may be varied in many
ways. Chocolate and fruit juices may
be used for %lavoring. When choco-
late is used in a souffe the sauce to
serve is cream. but p hard sauce OF
half cup of softened butter. a tea
spoon of vanilla and a cup Of pow
dered sugar makes a satisfactory
sauce.
For a plain soufhe the proportions
are a cup Of milk, fruit juice could be
used, a quarter of a cup of sugar, two
eggs and a third Of a cup Of -four.
Cook the -four and milk until thick,
cool and add the beaten yolks and the
sugar; then fold in the beaten whites
and bake in a buttered pan set into
hot water. n chocolate is used, less
Of flour is needed for the thiokening.
The number Of gelatin desserts is
legion and may be nodded, garnished
and served in numberless ways.
Frozen dishes is another type which
never lose their charm, as there are
none that take the place Of the cool
frozen desserts, especially IN warm
weather. Custards are another kind
that is universally liked and they may
be varied by different %seasonings and
favors. The caramel Is perhaps the
greatest ~favorite. The foundation for
all custards is a quart Of milk, four
eggs, a cup Of sugar and favoring.
When half of the sugar is caramelized
for flavor add a little more than half
a cup for sweetening.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16
SOME GOOD SUBSTANTIAL DISHES
FOR THE FARM HOME.

For the busy farmers wife who has
much work and many mouths to feed
dishes which may be prepared with the
least outlay Of time and money are well
coined by her. When q large family
OF hungry men and boys are to be fed
there is no dish more filling and
~lwASio5ome than:
Potato Pot.-This is an English dish
and a great favorite across the water.
Put equal parts of round steak and
fresh lean pork, cut in serving pieces.
into a frying pan and brown; dredge
with -four and cover with boiling
water and simmer for an hour; add
an onion, a carrot, and turn all into
a baking dish, cover with Quartered
potatoes, add water and bake until
the potatoes are brown. The amount
Of meat and vegetables used depends
on the size Of the family.
Another dish which is new to Amer
ica is;
Sausage With Puddlns-Take SUN.
Client pork sausage for the family to
be served, place in a baking pan and
GQuh III luC oven uulA the AhL uaH uGeu
we'll tried out; drain off all but two or
three tablespoonfuls of the fat and
pour over the sausage.
Yorkshire Puddlng-Take two cup
fuls Of milk and add gradually to two
we'll beaten eggs. Mix with a cup OF
flour and a %teaspoonful Of salt. Pour
over the sausages and bake. II the
sausages are cooked In a serving dish
1t may be carried to the table and
served from II. This is a good dish
to piece out with. when unexpected
company arrives.
Potato Doughnuta-Cream three Ia
blespoonfuls of butter, add three
fourths Of a cup Of sugar and the
yolks of three eggs beaten, then stir
in a cup Of freshly mashed potato and
a fourth Of a cup of milk. Add two
and a half cups Of flour. three tea
spoonfuls Of baking powder, half a
teaspoon Of salt and ground mace and
a fourth of a t%easpoonful Of nutmeg.
Roll out and fry in deep fat
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16
.125,OO0 AMERICANS GO
TO CANADA IN 1911.
THE YEAR 1912 WILL SHOW a
GREAT INCREASE.

In a report Of the House COMMITTEES
(Washington) appears the following;
Canada offers a t~hree-year home
stead upon good land, easily reclaimed
and cultivated. with elk months leave
Of absence each year and most lenient
regulations"
All Of which is true and It Is now
the part Of the careful reader to con-
slider the opportunities that exist in
Western Canada which. in addition to
the above, are attractive features.
The evidence Of these is found in the
letters contributed by some Of the
settlers. For instance: A former Min
nesotan, writing from Warner, South
ern Alberta. speaks Of that district,
but what he says, applies generally to
all OF Southern Alberta. He says.
Il have g six crops, four Of them
were first class, one Of them q very
good crop, and the other a poor crop.
Government statistics for the last If
teen years show that this country has
averaged about fifteen OF sixteen
inches OF moisture. In 1910 there was
only seven inches, and in 1911 twenty
two inches. The 1909 crop was about
as good as / have seen In this coun-
try and we had about twelve inches Of
moisture, so that I am thoroughly con-
vinced that with normal conditions,
that is, from twelve to fifteen inches
Of moisture, and with the natural in
crease OF population and immigration.
that Southern Alberta will be one OF
the very best mixed farming districts
in the world. We have good soil, good
water, and a good climate, and alto
gether just as desirable a country to
live in as Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, or
Wisconsin" 81
Hundreds ofletters are on file from
former American settlers, which give
good reasons why the Western Can
ada lands are being settled so rapidly.
Full particulars can be had Of any Ca
madam Government Agent, who will
furnish literature and give low rate
certificates. Excursions are being run
daily.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

A young IN who presides over
one of the kindergarten schools Of
Cambridge appeared at her desk re-
Gently attired in a new close-htting
skirt. With no thought other than
the conducting Of her regular routine
work, the teacher went about her du-
ties. She noticed, however, that one
Of her charges was paying little at
tention to his work, but following her
with his eyes wherever she CHANGED to
go. Approaching the little fellow
with the intention Of ascertaining the
trouble, she said: well, Tommy"
Before she could go any further the
youngster shook his boyish head and
said: Say, teacher. that's a classy
skirt you've got on!"-Boston Post.
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Invading the Enemy's country.

IN pursuance of a plan I have had
in mind for some time" announced
Pastor Goodsole at the close Of his
sermon. 81 have rented a small room
in an apartment house in a fashion
able neighborhood and expect to open
a mission Sunday school there on the
first Sunday in May. I don't know,
brethren, where the children who at
tend It are to come from If, indeed,
any children attend It at all, but it will
be there all summer, and may be re-
garded either as an opportunity or as
a %reproach. We viii now sing our
closing hymn"
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oMELgrs lN Ill &c.

The process Of folding an omelet Is
solved when cooked a la paper bag.
as tho bag Is well creased and the egg
mixture poured IN and the bag laid on
the rack; IN Eve minutes lower the
heat a little and cook fifteen minutes.
ANY variation may be made, adding
chopped chicken, ham. parsley or
fruits, az desired. When the omelet
Is cooked in a paper bag It is well to
carry II, bag and all, on a platter to
the table, and serve from the bag.
A Plain omeiet.-Beat very light
three eggs, separating the yolks from
the whites. Add to the yolks a Ia
b%lespoon Of flour. Melt a teaspoonful
OF baking powder and a quarter OF a
teaspoon Of salt. Melt a tablespoonful
Of butter in a pint of milk; beat It
gradually into the yolks. The milk
must be hot; then fold in the stiffy-
beaten whites Of the eggs. Pour into
a buttered bag and bake fifteen min
utes.
Chicken omelet.-When preparing
the omelet and using chicken. add a
little more -four to the eggs, then just
before putting into the bag fold In a
cupful Of minced chicken. seasoned
with onion Juice or celery. For ham
Omelet leave out half the amount Of
-four. and If the ham Is salt. ali Of
the salt Water may be used instead
Of milk, adding more butter. Grind
the ham and season to taste with a
pinch Of sugar. Put the ham in be-
fore folding in the whites. Mix and
cook fifteen minutes in a well-buttered
bag In a hot oven at first.
Spanish omeIet-Chop very fine
nj stalk Of celery, a green pepper
scalded in boiling water, one small
onion, one large tomato, salt, pepper
and a dash Of Worcestershire sauce.
Mix well and cook until tender in a
little butter. Make a six-egg ONE ct
Tor this amount Of seasoning, and cook
as above.
An Omelet is a dish that may be
served at any meal, and is especially
good for breakfast and luncheon dish.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

The Marquis of Queensberry, apro-
pos Of the long sentence of Foulke e.
Brandt, said at a dinner in New York;
1T reminds me OF an incident in
London. A certain peer drove in a
taxicab to Westminster and, when he
got out. gave the driver a very small
tip.
The driver mistook him for a mem
Der Of the house Of commons and
snarled:
~ hope o get trned our next
election and don't never get in again!'
Don't worry, my friend said the
peer. as he set off for the house of
lords. Don't worry-Tm in for life, %
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

A lady who was anxious to obtain a
good general servant applied at an
intelligence office and was assured by
the proprietor that she had just the
qsII psuoq-MBI V ans o. UosI9d
woman some fifty years Of age came
forward.
We'll" said the lady, after a short
conversation, 81 would be very glad
to engage you, but"
But what, pray?"
well, you see l wanted n who is
who is rather younger"
AN indadeW exclaimed the woman,
folding her arms and glaring indig-
nantly, ITS a pity the good Lord
didn't make me in the yare to suit
your convenience"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

Brown saw a man drop twenty
stories the other day, and II was a
caution the way he swore.
Greensboro after dropping TWEEN
ty stories?
Brownies. They were in a mag
azine he had Just bought, and he
dropped 1t in the mud.-Judge.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16
a STUDY OF DESSERTS.

There are about seven types Of des.
aerts and all varieties come under
one Of the types BY changing the
flavor one may have a variety Of des-
serts with little study IN preparation.
Monotony Is the n bugbear Of every
cook. If a certain kind Of pudding Is
served once a month, there win never
be an occasion 70 tire Of the same
ness.
A custard is n type which may be
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

mother" teased a little boy OF Eve.
docs God know everything that I'm
going to do before I do it?"
Eyes. dear, everything" she said.
We'll. does he know that I'm go
Ing upstairs In a minute and put on
my paiamas and say my prayers and
get into bed2"
Yes, dear, he knows everything"
We'll. tonight he's going to get
fooled, for I'm not going to say my
prayers."-St Louis Republic.
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MarkswomanshIp.

Il am afraid those militant suffra-
gettes are going to give us serious
trouble" said one London policeman.
They mean business"
'Why do you think SOP" inquired
the other.
"A lot OF them have quit giving pa
rades and making speeches and are
practIcing with quoits and h~aseballs.'
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16
What is Castoria.

NASTORIA is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, ParegodG Drops end
Soothing Syups tits pleasant 1t contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance It's age its guarantee 1t destroys Worms and alays
Fewrshness For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief
Of Constipation, FamlencH Wind CoiG all Teethng Troubles and DiaHhaa. It
regulates the Stomach and Bowels, assmlates the Food, giving healthy and
natural sleep. The Chldrens Panacea-The Mothers Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been in use for over
80 years, has borne the signature Of Chas. e. Fletcher and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy Allow no one to deceive you in this
All COntafas, limitations and "Jut-as-good" are but Experiments that Me with
and endanger the health Of Infants and ~ChIden-EperenOea against Experiment.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16
Use Allen,s Foot Ease

The antiseptic powder to be shaken into
the shoes for tired, tender, smarting, ach-
ing, swollen feet, 1t makes your feet feel
easy and makes walking a Delight, Sold
everywhere. 25e. For free trial package,
address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

Great Scott. Maria. that's a daring
dressi"
ITS a fancy costume
well. if We're you, / would stick
a little closer 10 fact Judge.
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It doesn't seem right than a woman
should have two ears for hearing
gossip and only one tongue for re-
peating II.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

A young widow has one important
advantage over the inexperienced
maid-she a act as her own chap
eron
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

o REST content with results
achieved Is the first sign OF
business decay. Wisdom will never let
us stand with any man or men on an un-
friendly footing. Emerson.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

my wife can make a tart reply"
MY wife al do better than that.
she can make a pie speak for itself
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

Nothing 1olts an egotist like the re-
fusal OF people to pay any attention to
him.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

Ambition Is a good thing, but don't
ny higher than you can roost.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

Wisdom is knowing to. do next
Skill is knowing how to do It, and Vir-
tue Is doing It. David Starr Jordan.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-16

ONCEN TRATE all your
thoughts upon the work n
hand. The SUMS fnys do not burn until
The secret Of success IL constancy Of
purpose.
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III - -,

ELCOME is that visitor who
appreciates the value OF an
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Altonether Too Late Now.

Colormore goods brighter and faster colors thi
dye any garment without ripping apart. W
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-01-05

A Richmond darby CHANGED to meet.
on the street friend who complain
ed Of much misty" Indeed. the at
licted one was in despair. SO tucker
cred out was he.
Wot seems to be de matter r asked
the first negro.
"Jim." Sid the other with moan
and gesture indicating the portion
Of his anatomy that was giving him 80
much trouble. Use got sech awful
pains in NAH back heah!"
Jim assumed an air Of great solem-
nifty and wisdom. In dat case. said
he. ~dere's only one thing TO 70 to do.
Jes' 20 put yo'sef in de hands O. dat
Doctah Blank. hears dat he's de
finest bakteriologist in de whole souf. !"
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How lie FOUND out.

'.Mr. Chairman. shouted one OF the;
delegates TO the convention. q move
that the nominating speeches be Inn
tied to one minute each a
Second the notion yelled 4 dozen
others
storm OF protest arose. but the
chairman put the motion.
1t was lost by d vote Of AZ 10 40.
Il merely wished to ind out. Mr..
Chairman, : explained the delegate
who had made the motion. "how many
ambitious orators there are in this
convention. There are forty-seven."
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TIED DOWN.
20 Years' slavery How She Cot Frse.
dom.

A dyspepsia veteran who writes
from one Of England's charming rural
homes to tell how she won victory IN
her 20 years night. naturally exults In
her triumph over the tea and coffee
habit:
4 feel It duty to tell you. she
says. "how much good Postum has
done me. am grateful. but also de-
sire to let others who may be suffering
as did. know Of the delightful meth-
Cd BY which was relieved.
Il had suffered for 20 years from
dyspepsia, and the giddiness that usu-
ally accompanies that painful ailment,
and which frequently FRUSTRATED me-
! never drank much coffee, and cocoa
and even milk did not agree with my
impaired digestion. so ] used ten, ex-
clusively, till abov year ago, when
I found in q package of Grape-Nuts the
little book, The Road to Wellyille.'
After a careful reading Of the book
let ! was curious TO try Postum and
sent for q package ! enjoyed it from
the first. and at once gave up tea in
Its favor.
II began to feel better very soon.
Ny giddiness left me after the first
few days use Of Postum, and my stom-
ach became stronger so rapidly that 1t
was not long till ! was able Gas still
ami to take milk and many other ar
ticies Of food Of which ] was formerly
compelled to deny m,Sss have
proved the truth cf Sus stassment
that Postum makes ssAod, red blood
Il have become very . - 4 :sisastic over
the merits Of my new table beverage,
and during the past few months. have
conducted Postum propaganda among
my neigkbors which has brought bene.
Ar to many, and shall continue to tell
my friends Of the better way Ia which
] rejoice" Name given by Postum
CO., Battle Creek. Mich.
Read the little book. THE Road to
Wellyille. Ia pkgs. There's q rea.
son.
Nxef read the above 1etteFt A new
IRE Eesuine, true, ana tap et human
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4 VIEW BEAR STORY.
Hunter Says He Knocked Out sruin
With His Fists.

Boulder, Colo.--What is claimed to
be the champion bear story Of the
season was told by William Smith, Of
Syracuse, N. Y, who returned here
after q hunting trip of two weeks in
the mountains. Smith claims to have
killed 250-pound black bear with q
blow Of his fist.
After the bear had killed two yalu-
able dogs with strokes Of his paws,
Smith, according to his story. put on
pair Of brass knuckles and swung
ON the bears Jaw. knocking him out.
Then he said he beat the bear about
the head and spine until he was dead
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aMary,s little Postscript.

Mistress Mary. wasn't that gentle
man asking for me?
The New Maid No, mum, he de-
scribed the lady be wanted to see as
being about 40. and ! told him II could
MT be you.
Mistress Quite right. my dear. And
you shall have an extra afternoon on
tomorrow.
The New Maid Yes, mum! Thankee.
mum! Yes, mum! | told him 1t could
mt be you, as you was about so.
Mistress And while you're taking
your afternoon CT you'd better look
out for d new place!
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Five Years u Sewers Rheunisiism
The cure 6f Henry j Goldatein, X
Barton Street, Boston, Mass. Is another
victory for Hoods Sarsaparilla. This great
where others have utterly failed. Mr.
Goldstein says: II suffered from rheuma-
tisln fixe years, II kept me from business
and reused excruciating pain. Ny knees
Wonld become as stiff as steel. tried
many medicines without relief, then took
Hoods Earaaparilla, soon felt much better,
and now consider myself entirely cured.
I recommend Hoods
Get It today il usual liquid form o.
chocolated tablets called sareataDe.
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AII Very True, but-

Fond Father Yes. Johnny. when
the milcnnium is come the lamb can
lie down with the lion In perfect
safety #
Little Johnny (doubtingly) II s'pose
that's So but I'd rather be the lion.
Just the same
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Her Re,Ieiolna4lnn,.


Papa, she said, II am very angry
with Geraldine
What's Geraldine done? ?. asked her
father.
Why. / told her a secret last sum
mer.'' said the little girl, Indignantly.
and she has just told me she's 60.
ing to tell Il. :
That's very wrong Of Geraldine.
Has she any excuse n
Why. told her 1t was wicked to tell
a secret. and what do you think she
said? She said oh. know. but I've
resigned from that secret?'
Papa, she concluded. earnestly,
you cant resign from secret, can
you?
The mental processes Of children are
past finding out.
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He Don't you like to eat peach
with the skin on
mustach e1 ] think hear mother
calling.
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Maud am told | got my good
looks from my mother.
Ethel wouldn't repeat that II
| were you.
Maud Why not?
Ethel People Will think your moth
er was stingy M