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The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11

in Cuba smoking their pipes
and talking Of home. They
were all young. and several Of them
left swcetlcartS behind them. The
conversation turned upon what action
these swcethcarts might take with re-
gard TO Il lover who went back to them
minus :l arm. a leg. an eye or Any
other member.
..Eilly.'' said Sergeant Tom Evans to
Corporal McGee. what do you think
Jnunnline would do if you went back
to her with all your front teeth knock
Ell out by IA Mauser bullet or II you'd
have to sport a wax nose:
II don't know" replied McGee
~tlloughtfully. at the same time taking
several quick puffs on his pipe.
.lf were one of 0 fellows pur-
sued Evans. "who have girls waiting
for YOU I'd 90 home disfi@ured just for
Il test
How would YOU do that asked
MrGcc. evidently Interested in the
proposition.
ooh. easy enough. \ green patch
over an eye or II leg doubled up with
the knee in Il wooden pc. would do
the business. Beggars practice those
things every day
Evans and NTcGee We're cousins. and
rs soon as they We're alone together
the latter said:
from. I've Il mind to try what you
said about mutilation OF Jaqueline
when I return
'Good for you. You'll know then
whether she's a true, noble girl or sim
plv looking ont for a fellow to give her
Il home.
SO il was arranged that when they
returned Evans should go to Miss
Thatcher and announce the melnn-
cholv news that her lover had lost his
left arm in battle and carry a release
from her enlargement OF the part OF
her tiance. If she desired to see him
he was to 90 to her with his left arm
twisted in the small of his back. an
empty sleeve and a military cape
thrown over his shoulders.
We'll, the war ended-all wars enc
some time-and the cousins went home
SAFE jllu S't!liJ' t''
message and came back with the vel
come information that Jaquelinc woul'
love Billy Just as we'll without tn
arm as with it. wen more.
"'iood.' exclaimed Billy enthusias
tically. Il knew she was true blue
There's no use o of keeping this up
III go to her with We arms
and make her 50 mad she'll cas-
YOU off. You'll have to play the on
armed soldier till after you're mar
ried or at least the invitations are out
But since you were to be married a.
o as you reached home that won
NATTER
Now. there is this about men-ir
any serious matter connected with :
woman they will stand by one another
even to the most nefarious lie. But il
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Feel Blue? Look These Deer
COLLEGE No Place For Him.

Are YOU going to send your son tG
college, Mr.. "enks:"
NO: he's always at his books. takes
no interest in sport of any kind. and
rs he will never do anything on a
football team l don't see any use in
wasting the money."-Baltimore Amer.
lean.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Inconvenient

"a >hortSi4hteI lover j. aWtully Dor
ing. Each time Leopold wants to kiss
ne he stands in front of mc a quarter
of an hour polishing his -lass"S."-fli-
ucnur Batter.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Kills the BUGS.

Every one is familiar with the little
striped cucumber bug. Many remedies
have been tried and failed. Try taking
ordinary fertilizer from the cow stable.
make Il liquid of il and spread it on
and among the vines. 1t not only de
Stroy> The pest, but promotes the
GROWTH of the vines.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Easier Said Than Done.

Did YOU succeed in getting that
manager to enGage YOU"
"IeS. He is going to let me play the
part Of a walking g"ntleman."
well, you cal walk all right, so
You'll merely have To learn the other
part. JUDGES Library.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
One ADVANTAGES,

The Skeptic-Do y,u really think that
an army of women would be better
than one o. men?
The Suftragette-Much better. There
wouldn't be any old g pension list.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Reason For His Prejudice.

Ethereal Crralure-So You hate our
sen. Your life has probably never
been Touched by 4 woman
Practical Onc-Nope. maan bat my
Mncktliunk was Ouce.-.JUI1t.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Kidney Worms IN Swine.

For kidney Wo;m> in hogs take II
Tablespoonful of spirits of turlcntinc
and nut il in the shop aud Get them to
drink it. Onn dose VIII cure hille
times out of ten.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Unlucky For the Thirteenth.

DO you think lis nnIncky 10 have
thirteen at :; tlllp:
Not ii thc thirteenth is paying for
the uinntr.'-Ind@e
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Emancipated.

Chief Clerk Ito office boy)-Why on
earth don't you laugh when the boss
tells Il joke?
Office Boy-I don't have to; I quit or
Saturday.-Satirc.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11
Protection,

Judge-The witness says you took al
his clothes.
rriSoner-Ncs but covered him
with my rcyo'Fer'
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-11

TT ALF n dozen United States sol
diprS were sitting III n circle
in Cuba smoking their pipes
and talking Of home. They
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
THE SAVOY.

The Savoy cant be beat for good show this week. It has the best pro gram that has ever been in Phoenix.
 In After Years" made by the Lubin company
 A Buck Town Romance,' by the Kalem company.
 "Radgrune," made by the c. G. P. C. company
 The Clue" made by the Essanay company
 They will also show The Last Rites of the Maine" This picture is the best ever shown in Phoenix. After several years under the waters of Havana harbor, this picture will show her in several different views also the sinking of the famous old battle ship tO it's last resting place, the burial procession of the last victims of the ill-fated vessel and also a last loving and reverent look at the bat tleship whose destruction caused the war with Spain. Those who did not see the picture last night come to- night Tonight will be your last chance to see this wonderful picture
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
EMATlCAL ABILITIES OF
 BOYS AND GIRLS.

The relative mathematical abilities of boys and girls is among the sub jects taken up in a monograph just issued by the United States bureau of education The monograph is en- titled Mathematics in. the Public and Private Secondary Schools of the United States" and considers the ability of the boys and girls as shown only in the type of school indicated by the title
 Tt seems to be the general opinion that the average boy shows more abil- ity in mathematics than the average girl, but also thtt he does not work so faithfully" says the monograph Tn a mixed class this greater ability of the boy and the greater faithful ness of the girl react most advan- tageously on each other.
 Another fact that is noted is this: Tn elementary algebra the girl does as good work as the boy; in geometry not nearly so good. In ad- Vanced algebra and trigOnometry the boy shows an ability which is far ahead of the girl. Yet, we are free to confess that his greater nItural ability is often oUtcIassed by the steady patient endeavor of the girl. Perhaps it would be safer to say that the girl does not show as great an ability as the boy, even though she may have it."
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
nontinr that of the Jews.

menting that of the Jews
 The Jewish development claims to have brought charity to an end and to have put in its place business meth ods Improvement is making in farms. in common shops, in the scale of wages of labOrers. and even in the founding of q health bureau and an agriculture experiment station. Last of all there is forming a publicity department sim liar to that maintained by California fruit growers.
 New efforts are making at this time to induce Jews of America. and es- pecially ol some crowded cities, to emigrate to Palestine and there help to create a political state. Not much headway is making from here, but from Russia and Germany many Jews are going. The Turkish constitution has remoevd some old restrictions, and the new blood furnished by the Zionist recruits has so developed possibilities that hardly a foot in modern Palestine can be said to be barren.
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
ADJUSTMENTS
THE COLISEUM.

The show at the Coliseum this week has two attractions from the big cir cults and they are certainly great. The performance lst night was one continuous round of hand clapping and the heartiest ha-has. Orr and Norman open the bill and rattle the Slat in a way that prove them real mat artists Adde and Coulter are simply immense, their jokes are re freshingly original. and their railroad song is the one best bet. The song encore with which they finally finish, tells the audience to send in their addresses. and the ditty will be for
 Warded and they can sing it them selves. and is a fitting finale to one of the best acts ever seen on the vaudeville stage in Phoenix. The Sum mers are as clever as their prede- Cessors on the bill and that is say
 ing some Their songs and stories are new and funny, their makeup is excellent and the lady is just q bit cutter than anything you have seen since you fell in love with your first sweetheart MT. Summers crams more fun into five minutes than Artemus
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
THE EMPRESS.


 Carl Graf and Miss Gray were again the big hit at the Empress. When time has polished them and fitted them to the act q trifIe closer they will be among the top ones on the big circuits of the east. The oth- ec vaudeville features were good and the pictures of Joliet prison Were very interesting. Next week a fine aggregation of musical performers, in cuding swell lot of ballet dancers. called The Founders" will appear at the Empress.
 By popular request Dorothy Gray added a single turn consisting of two ballads with violin obligato. Both Were rendered in an artistic. finished man her and elicited a loud round of ap- plause. This act served to displace the animal circus, which the manage ment withdrew out of consideration for the feelings of the women and children and irrespective of the ef- feet on the receipts of the house. It was apparent to all on Monday night that the poor dumb creatures suffered intensely, locked as they were in the mechanical contriVances which were used Tonight Governor Hunt and members of the legislature will be present and some special stunts" will be sprung
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29

have inaugurated the "&1, ,0o0 a coun- ty' movement to which Julius Rosen- Wald has contributed a million dol lars. the board has been laying it's plans to capture one of those dona- tions from Maricopa l. is planned tp have certain amount raised To- cally and with the contributed sum hire an expert adviser on agriculture to help the new settlers in the val ley, many of whom are amateur agri- culturists or at least unacquainted with farming conditions in this strange land
 As d further boost for the farmers, the board has decided to issue a booklet on crop planting, compiled by students of the special phases of the subject in the irrigated west The book will give the dates for planting and those for maturing of everything raisable here from al- monds to asparagus and from peas to pumpkins.
 It is with full realization that tho
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
ID BEAUT|FY
 COUNTRYSIDE
Rural Affairs Committee of Trade Board to Start
 Clean Up Movement.
ISSUE DATE BOOKLET
 ON CROP PLANTING

The committee on rural affairs of
 the board of trade met yesterday to
 discuss the years work before them. While none of the members are farmers, they are all of that class of up to date business men who are in close touch with matters affecting
 the prosperity of such a community as this
 The subject of the conference yes terday was the improvement of ap- pcarances in the farms and methods of maintaining attractive roadsides. The idea of keeping neat roads and farms is heartily concurred in b. the committee who believe nothing
 so impresses visitors and prospective settlers as does a neat country side. with well kept smooth roads and
 lanes
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
SCIENCE CLASS
 NEW QUARTERS
New Lab Building Christ ened With Successful "Chemistry Feed" Work of Science Students Will Be Practical.

with the completion of the new high school plant the laboratory in the basement of the old building will be abandoned for the perfectly appointed work rooms in the new science hall The chemistry class celebrated this glad ana sad removal with a most en- joyahle chemistry feed" in the old laboratory yesterday
 This was the last experiment of the year and the cakes and candies furn- i-hed by the girls were worthy fruits of scientific investigation. The pro gram which followed the feast was as much enjoyed as the dainties them selves The following were the speak erc
 Charles Lorraine. Toastmaster
 To the chemistry girls, Tom
 To the chemistry boys BeryI Martin
 3. The poetry of chemistry. Victor Rennenato
 4 The cute side of chemistry. Ethel Stabier
 5. Chemistry in the new buildings, Prof C. D. Jones.
 G. "Reminiscences of Chemistry Nova Pierce.
 Farewell to chemistry. Geroil Robinson.
 s. Scientific education, Prof \. K. Stabler.
 Practical and interesting as is the pr, paraticn of tasty food, there are other things of as great practical val ue which actually belong to the chem i-trv cpurse Besides schooling the students thoroughly in scientific theory with illustrative experiments, Prof. Jones provides each year a number of decidedly practical experiments.
 The chemistry stujcnt learns what lt is tha. makes water hard He knows how Go soften different kinds of hard water and he understands definitely th, chemical reaction which takes place in the softenng process
 He understands what it is that makes soap soap. and not paste He makes -1ap in the laboratory and stuiies its action with hard and distilled osofD water
 He makes baking powder and he un- 6,rstands exactly how it raises bread. Six different brands of baking powder were dtl.tINLt-I III lIlt isili'l dt''IN ItliT spring.
 He manufactures alcohol in small quantities as an eNpcriment-he could probably operate moonshine still if he were SO minded.
 IT, determines the per cent of butter fat in various samples of milk and analyzcs these samples for the other rutriants He tests milk for adulte.- rants T. the milk contains al drop of formalin Cwater solution of formalde- hyde) L.: the gallon he can detect it with absolute accuracy The boric acid test is also made. Scores of samples of milk have been tested in this way in the laboratory
 Prof. Jones believes that science is to Tive by" not simply to think about and so the chemistry course has been broadene5 to include many things not ordinarily treated in high school class ce
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29

The scheme finally agreed upon was that of dividing the valley into sections and stimulating efforts to- ward cleanliness by giving prizes to the best kept districts. In this way it is hoped to get the idea of neat ness has it's real cash value" home to the hitherto neglectfm and more or less careless farmer
 The plans of the committee are not definitely settled vet as they have not had time to look into the matter as fully as it deserves. Be sides investigating on their own ac- count. they want suggestions from those interested in the movement.
 In connection with the campaign for clean farms, the board of trade is making d strenuous effort to get the people of the valley in touch with experts in the department of the interior, who are already making inuuiries into the statistics of the alfalfa crop in this region. The fame of valley hay has spread through the big shipments recently made and the agricultural bureau of the interior department is preparing to overlook alfalfa growing with a view to protection and improvement of the crop.
 The board has long been expecting that d closer relationship might be established between the bureau. the reclamation service and the farmers, and with the announcement that the reclamation officials are planning to take crop and acreage census of
 H. +l,. ,,-l, that happy condition of all pulling together is about to come to pass.
 Since the Chicago grain exchanges
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29

prosperity of this city depends upon the success of farming in the valley that the board of trade has taken up the work of boosting along the ef- forts of the rural population. The branch of the boards work that deals with the good farms. good roads and better transportation facilities pro- misses to become the most important of au the activities of that body.
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29
PUSHING PALESTINE AHEAD
Railroad and Trolley Lines, Health Board and Jews Helpinq Things

Board and Jews Helping Things
 Few spots on the earth are develop ing in more modern fashion than is ancient Palestine. Railroads are build ing between principal cities. and troll ley lines will soon connect all of the smaller places of note. English cap ital keen to transport sight seers of the whole Christian world, and pre- pared later to advertise and incr@ase the number of such tourists, is supple
Arizona republican., 1912-05-29

Ward ever got between the covers Of his books.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-07
THESE SIX LETTERS
From New England Women
Prove that Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound Does Restore the Health of Ailing Women.

Prove that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound Does Restore the Health of Ailing Women.
J sn could s and
check them began taking Lydia Pnshsms Vegetable Compound
stopped regularly steadily
vo think who S TGsss vS gd Ss
GEORGE JuDr 500 Fifth Street, Boston,
Letter from Mrs. Julia King, Phoenix, RI
Phoenix Ri worked steady the mill the time
old until had been married and think that caused bad feel
would in days
go Up
JULIA Krse Box ESQ, Phoenix. RI
Letter from Mrs. Eta Donovan, Willimantic, Conn.
vs dns
ton impossible walk stairs without stopping the
II tried three doctors each something different received
s % G s s rpyg GsHs ssa %e 10
to what it would do and by taking bottles Of the and
G fsr DosoV% %msn my natural
Letter from Mrs. Winfield Dana, Augusta, Me.
Augusta Myda Pnkham Vegetable Compound has cured the
fs aV a H II ss sa M snd am
Letter from Mrs. J. A. Thompson, Newport, VT.
Newport VT thank for the great benefit Lydia h a., Pnham
wreck taking always
Newport Center Vermont
Letter from Miss Grace DOdds, Bethlehem, NH.
bethlehem, working sweeping washing
lifting of clothes got all was
last Spring mother Lydia Pip1am vsgs1s Com
pains did viii tell an
Box 1913, Bethlehem NH.
For 80 years Lydia e. Pinshams Vegetable @E~NSSSG
@ has been nth the stan ~
does justice TO herself who will not try this ia. S&
has restored SO many suffering women to health "
GsF tHaR RISHH MAss oT asTies
Inv n UOnaD andl he in 81
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-07
PAPER BAG
COOKING
Great System Perfected by M.
S0yer, Famous London Chef.
MERITS OF PAPER BAG COOKING
REVIEWED.
BY Martha McCulIoch Williams.

In this final paper on my expert
ences with M. Soyers paper bag cook
cry, 1t may be well to sum up briefly
it's claims and it's performances.
In the claims, item one, economy,
more than vital in the present state
of finance high and low.
Item two, nutrition; things cooked
in paper bags certainly set better
upon the stomach and return more
strength of mind and body than the
same things cooked outside it.
Item three, preventiop-the proven
ton of ptomaine and other obscure
poisons, bred betwixt food and air.
Not the widest microbe of them all
can survive baking in the overland
after the baking the bag is thrown
away.
Item four increase and lettering of
fiavors, which means increase and
lettering Of food itself.
Item five, the making tender Of
tough, hence indigestible fiber, as In
round steak, old fowls and such like
things.
advantage so apparent as to require
no more than bare mention.
Item seven, the browning mercy.
the abolition of scrubbing out pots and
pans.
A fine array truly. But not the
whole tale of benefits. The whole
might be tedious. Any way, in the
little remnant of allotted space. other
things press to be spoken.
Words of caution. for example. In
cooking In paper bags mind, not your
p's and as, but the simple directions
for use. Namely, to grease the bags
well. not to overfll them, to fold
over the open end three times and
fasten the fold with wire clips, to lay
the filled bag always seam side up.
and II by chance 1t breaks, to put 1t
instantly inside another bigger bag,
to filish the cooking.
Buy clips In several sizes. They are
cheap and almost everlasting. Use
them freely in fastening up the bags
they can be pulled of before the
bag is thrown away and used over
and over.
Do not be niggard as regards bags.
Often 1t Is better to use two or three
small ones than q single one of medi-
um or large size.
Coal and wood ranges are not SO
well adapted to paper bag cooking as
gas ranges. Still. bag cooking can be
done with any kind OF heat--ths
knack lies in the regulation of 1t. The
theory OF paper bag cooking Is this;
A cold bag put into a hot stove gets
warm very quickly throughout. and
the paper OF 1t crisps wherever 1t
touches nothing but air. This quick
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-07

heat is essentfal-it vaporlzes the
liquids or the juices inside the bag
and makes a medium for softening
and flavoring the food fiber. But II
the heat is too long continued, it de-
stroys the tensile strength of the bag,
makes it break of itself, and spill its
contents. Hence, the importance of
lowering the heat, and quickly, before
this destruction is accomplished.
There are several ways of doing
this. They may be used in combina-
ton or separately. First, push in the
hampers, then open the oven door,
and set inside upon the oven floor a
oven door ajar for two or three min
utes, with a strip of white paper on
the shelf beside the bag. If the paper
turns pale yellow the heat is suf-
ficiently reduced. If it turns brown
very quickly, set the door wide, take
out the water pan and refill after
emptying, with fresh cold water, then
set again upon the oven floor. Keep
the door ajar until the test paper
merely yellows. Ply that time the
hampers should have done their work
sufficiently. Close the oven door,
leaving inside another strip of clean
white paper. In three minutes look
at tiff it is browning too fast, set
the door again ajar, but If merely yell
lowing let the door stay closed.
This regulation of heat is a vital
part Of the problem, but much less in
tricate than it sounds. A gas range
too hot needs to have half the flame
turned off, and what remains reduc-
ed as low as is safe.
In baking pastry and cake it is es-
sential to make very tiny holes in the
upper side of the bag before they go
in the oven. The holes should be in
the highest part of the bag, but not
very close together.
Things cooked at full head of gas
those which take five to ten minutes
should not be taken up until the gas
Is extinguished, SO as to avoid all risk
of burning the hands. Relighting the
stove means no more than the sacri-
fee of a match-and even half a min
lite of gas flame will pay for many
matches.
There are no rifles in paper bag
cooking, nor in any other method OF
cookery for that matter. Things that
seem too small to count make the diff
ference between success and failure
he q as in the other concerns of life.
AS, for instance, a clip loosely put on
may let liquids run out, making heaps
Of trouble for the cook, filling the
house with i'll doors. and half running
a dish otherwise beyond compare.
These are but examples that might
be infinitely multiplied. They sh I'D
suffice to prove that the paper bag,
In return for Its woodworking, de-
mands good and careful handling.
whose giveth 1t will have her coward.
Copyright. 1911. y the Associated
Literary Press.)
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-07

Do you know that more real danger
turks 10 common cold than in any
other of the minor ailments? The safe
way is to take Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, thoroughly reli able prspa-
ration. and rid your self Of the cold as
quickly as possible. This remedy is for
sale by all dealers.