Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-21
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THAT ga recurs In the senatorial
vote with deadly frequency.
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THAT SANTA FE always was a
naughty burg, anyhow.
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NOW m IS getting 50 they compute
distance as the aeSoplane flies"
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EVIDENTLY the call Of too people
didn't come from North Dakota.
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DON'T FORGET that the secret OF
home prosperity is In home prodac-
ton.
MEANWHILE the COmmoncr celc-
brates his flflyaecond birthday. 1871
will soon guilt having bisthdays.
ANOTHER train hold up, ihis time
I'm Mississippi, nets 100000 why
work, under those oircumatancesg
SEEMS AS ~ We had not heard
much OF one Woodrow Wilson in the
rast few days.
BIG HATS rs church often obscure
the preacher but seldom obstruct our
view OF the collection basket
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CONSIDERABLE politeness has de-
veloped In both parties regarding that
, badly needed business administration.
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PROGRESSIVE r. as Progressive
Does" Is not bad eplgram for such
an unspectacular candidate as Mr.
Taft.
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THAT TEXAS express messenger
seems TO have had no Idea OF the
scrlptural injunction 20 turn the other
lcheek.
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THE BEST definition OF n rich man
Is one who can buy ali the gasoline
he needs and not stint the appropria-
ton Tor the habys milk.
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| A WOMAN'S page tells US that par.
tents should never quarrel before the
lohildren. Why the children should
Quarrel first is not clear
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| WHEN A MAN Is willing TO admit
that he Is wrong Il Is a sign that he
isn't making anything out OF the side
he Is on.
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OUR RANDOM guess Is that when
Roosevelt gets that hat out OF the ring
4 will need TO be cleaned, blocked and
have new band pat on 81.
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4 ROBERT a. Ia Toilette appears to
have quietly nut one over on some
body the teilers are all mem.
bers Of the AnaRiRs club
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/ A DISPATCH from ElgIn. ILL., re-
lports a hen that has laid fifteen.
ounce egg. Evidently the Club or.
ganizer has gotten into the watch
district.
i 1T IS CONCEIVABLE thar some
OF oar legislators from the pictures
que county OF Rio Arf.ba wish they
: had remained IN the shade OF the high
trees
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IT IS All. RIGHT to occasionally
slaughter few Americans but when
Mexico begins carving up Germans
) and Britons. real trouble Is looming
lup right around the corner
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PERCY NOODLES says that al
though he doesn't claim to BE a fas
: tidious drRasor he makes Il a rule not
, 10 wear a dove-colorcd vest after II
1 begins 20 show signs OF nartIallty foT
, tomato ketchup.
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q SENATORIAL FIGHT DOPE" ID
the way the Estancia News heads
it's SANTA re reports. Roosevelt was
, shocked at the game" this ought "a
fairly raraiyze our leading senatorial
candidates.
( MARIE ADELAIDE Theresa Ililda
Anto!nette Wihelmina aud then some
Us the new Archduchess OF i.uxembura
Z She Is young girl. and. when she
! marrles she win have some new
!. name.
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EXPLORER Amundsen says he say
a party OF Japanese ON The lee in tht
: south Polar region, but he doesn
e know where they were going. Maybe
( they were looking for place to open
o restaurant
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JACK LONDON has started on Z
sailing voyage from Baltimore to Sc
,altle, Interesting stories OF the curl
r Gus ways OF the savages IN these two
out OF the way places may b,
lexpected
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A TAFT SAYS Albart Jeremiah Bev
& lorldge. is do nothing" and Roose
4 Welt Is an Iron Man" u Is N,
n iron Men" by the way which hav,
= Just started serious trouble In "a,
{ New Mexico legislature.
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k THERE MUST be some mistak,
{ about all this excitement IN Santa Ne
on the day following the alleged sen.
} satlon IN The legislative bathroom IN,
g New Mex. never even mentioned IN,
: incident
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Z IT. TlFn Nwv man