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sIaughter.
goKernmehl

Truly there are tongues In trees,
books In the running brooks. sermons
in stone, ana good. III eYerythings'
II there, Is anything for which we are
indebted to the blatant demagogues
of tho period who declare they are
advocating alleged reforms not for
thetr. own benefit Heaven forbid.z
but for the sake Of increasing the
sum OF human happiness. It is "a
sight 10 shake the, midriff OF despair
with laughter; an unwilling appli-
catIon OF a world-old prescription
FOR various Ills and unhealthy moods,
We, should be grateful to them for
the laughter they provoke. This OLD
world Is sober enough anyway and we
want alItthel laughter we can get.
cit Is a good thing to laugh, at any.
rate" said Dryden. and Il q stray
can tickle man, It is an INSTRUMENT
OF happiness Holman, "a noted
German philosopher, said laughter
brings out-a mans hSppier netpre
and Shows on what sort lef stun he 81
, ready 1nadey's ..I.aughing cteerfnls
ness. said Richter, .throwg the light
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ol am paths of HES 7nr
srrrt celebrated Irish humcrist'
ea|a. i am persuaded that every
iiue = mani smiles. but more So when
he larz1s. ii adds something TO this.
IRA enent OF life"
There are OF course, many dinerfn
izinGs az laughter. not ali Of which IS
mirthful. The whole gamut OF the
humau r4ssions is tratersed By the
Iaurh. There is the sardonic laugh.
an 'nsipcere. derisive. Ecornfuliy and
bitterly srcastic utterance Of grea
utility now popularity known as the
ehorsc~ laugh. 1t is Of great service
in properly rebuking hamfatters,
make believe 5okcsters. interruptions
politicians. social climbers ana other
perscus who at times come into the
undesifa9le class. Il may be only a
smile, when Il is a deadly feminine
Weapon such as Homer said was
-from the heart fell. sardonie
smile Akin 10 Il Is the acoiIing
AbderIan laugh Then we have the
Homeric laugh. such as among the
olgmpian gods rose 'Irrepressilole
II the sight Of Vulcan hohhling
around the spacious hall We have
the silly laugh and the school girl
giggIe the hollow laugh and the
laugh Of desrair. the hit med laugh
ana the excessive laugh: and Others
too numerous too nentton
Wiiiiam Pitt the elder Lord of
Chat ham n q letter to his nephew.
Thonas Pitt, rote & IS rare 20
see In any one q sratefuI latglis 4 is.
general - betteI 70 smile than laugh
ont, especiaIIy 10 contract a habit Of
Laughing at small or no Jokes Some
lines would BE atfec on, or
worse. mere moroseIie ss moi 10 laugh.
hear. when me truly rillieniouyi
circumstance of an ineideflt. or The
true pIeasantry aud wit Of thing
cali for and Jus thy it, but the trick
OF iaughing trfyolonsly is by al
means to be avoided ris1 inepto. res
ineptior. nuIla est e
wherefore, we may conclude that
there Is only one worthy kind of
la1ghterZtfle true, hearty laughter.
the Kind that muse dow from Joy
Gus heart. the kind that we should
develop. cuItivating Il does not mean
the continual utterance Of 9 ghastly
examination. nor studied and sysls-
tematic effort to emit guftaws eyery1
time the voice, IS used. CulsiVating
Ii is nothfne more nor less than CYL
tiyatins charact striving TO i've
BET err55 ana to md the pleasures that
NE ahoTda where they are unseeG:
and unsupported.
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Picture
. tlle BiIou Iaeater OF the
Baltimore Convention
IS Shown Today.

= - : *
, The Bijod motion picture house with
the big $500 mirror screen is today
showing Pathe weekly, No: 3. This
reel shows, the Democr tic national
Convention sat Baltimore. Quite a
number OF local men VIII he interested
in this picture To-day viii pc your
only opportunfty TO see II a wore
10. the wise IS spifici lent. ere are
twelye other interes ling pictures on
this reel, which take you 10 every
quarter. OF the globe where anything
OF interest is happening: The RiJou
Is showing two other reels, one an
interesting Edison comedy, and hne
Vitagraph western picture. Nothing
funny, but clean, clear, sharp and
snappy pictures. When you see:them
ON the screen you sit right up and
get interested. Nothing but the best
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From the stress Democratic news
papers are placing on tho home life
Of 1irs Narsheii, wife Of the gov
ernor of Indiana Ia this campaign,
some persons infer that those news
papers believe she and not her hus-
band IS running for vice president
IL they keep up thai line OF tank much
longer. The public viii be Inclined to
bsHeYe fhat ME- Marshall s mere
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ley. IS eucef of her sister. Nrs
Hlliam Bartlett
1Irs John Moore and little son.
william. have returned from shinns-
ton. where they visited ar. 1Ioore'a
sister Mrs. Seymour Lowe.
Mr.. and MIS-. George Camp and
little SOM Walter. are visiting reia-
tives in Ohio
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COTTON
Icontinued 1rom &c tbrsel


tnaiIy necessary b protect Tie cot
ton. The requirenen of the con-
tract, he says. should certainly be
identical with tie allowance estab-
Ifshed by tho rules under an actual
test
There would be great saying.
the report ay II the cotton could
be comp seq # the gin Under
the present practIce the stapIe -
pressed at he gin and later com
pressed to greater density Ct mum
erous etabI shn1ents sea- tered over
the cotton belt. Comp ing 1t me
gin he gays Wo1id eneoun ter the op-
position from the owners Of com
presses because Il wonld destroy
their business urthermore, be
adds. it would BE iihprac teal at this
time because IL wonId reuire Q cap
ital outlay 81 at least 500. 100000
10 equip gins with compresses Ney-
ertheless. he believes, this Is an III
Innate deal condI tion 10 which tie
cotton trade must l0plS forward.
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colonel Roosevelt seems - think
that he can blun All the poole ssIne
or the time and come OF tnslfrsopie
ali the time but the fact can
bIdn but very few Of TIE pep ltsStCany
Of TIE time as is shown by s1ich-
nan prinlaries
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WHY do not the Democratic news
papers say something good about
William r. Thompson. the Democratic
nominee for governor. It 1t because
there Is nothing good 70 say?
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NOTICE

NOTICE
TO whom & may concerns
Notice 3 Hereby given tliltt the
uRldersisned Andrew Moore. residing
In the town or Shinnstons Iarrison
county. West Virginia. VIII on the
18th day OF September 9t2, the
court house On sifid county, make aFT5
plirafi6n to tne Circuit Court Of said
Harrison county for estate heense
TO carry revolver.
NY occupation IS that Of speeiAi
1poiicemaas for the Fairlnont and
Clarlsbupg Traction conparly, llas:-
ing been appointed such speciaf pos
Ice oficer by the Governor Of the
state Of West virginia SIN accord
ance with the pfovtsiep OF Section
81 Of CHARTER 145 Of the Code Of
West Virginia.
Ss. ANIDtF5ICW MOORE.
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The Democratic state ticket is even
weaker now than when it was nomir
mated and 1t was then about as much
OF wealtling as anyone could ind
s ia tourinE tle country.
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me Exponent agrees With the
haieston Gazette. another Demo
cratic wspaper. that DR.. a. D..
Hatfield. Repuhlicans Acandldate Cor
governor: Is a bra!ny man. The adj
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Ernest swiger. bookkeeper at the
Waldo hotel. and his father A. G..
swiEer. Of Dola. have returned from
a trip OF two weeks. They visited
Baltimore. Boston. Buffalo and New
york. they went By boat from Bal
timore to Boston and from Buffalo
to New York.
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NgN Il sJGCEEDl


During the. last few years. condt7
t4en IS al iiT2s Is lt,Ssih ess. even pre-
fessIpnai life, have changed so COM
IietaIS tii8t feseFy MIN IS waking up
TO he fsgce ,ttidt IN order stQ win sue
cess he must specialize and learn TO
do some one thing and do 81 well.
SOFT is with any article that is sold
to. the. people. II must have genuine
merit or no amount OF advertisir =
win ,.saintain the demand for the ar
ticie; Fs.sN
For many years we have wltSsaea
with much interest the remarkable
record maintained by Or. Kilmer
SWANS Root. the great = Kidney, Yer
and Biaddef Remedy. From the VERY
begipTti nG< the proprietprs hag
much confidence in & that they iuvtt-
I'd every one TO test IT. free OF cost be-
fore pure asing.
!, Vt ~ "A .aphYsician.s fpresert ptten n
fTheysbaVe on, tiie thousapds OF ieL-
ters ,received from forms 81 tter efs
who arr ne W Rjoying good , eaith =
a result of its use.
However. II yop wish ttF.st e cry
Sample sBottre. andres u2fTF st-tl -
Co Eingharntont n. ", a4td Hletatle y
ff,ls paf eT Ttieg WI gladly for rct
q sanip1e Bottie 10y. - s.9Sspl1te7
,iisT sizes ser sale st al drtEe=
IL It'd S-cslts and cue jar
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BoarlIs 81 HeaIiil.

Boards q Health
i efeat deal has been raid recently
about national Department OF
health. The logic Of this 50 APP
parent to need no defensive afgii7
litent But much as strong federal
sbdfead or health Is required and
earnestly a. we must strive for It's
accolnp l9shnient says DR. Rupert
Blue, Surgeon seneral Of the United
States Public Health Service. n q
recent. number Of T ne Jotrnal OF the.
American edfSai ssocfation, the
grea problem lies IN the improve
laeni % tn state ana local health
genefe, in the extension Of theft
pow and the increase Of ttieir ape5
proprfa atoms
The key 70 the solution Of the prob=
lem lies IN education, the simuitan=
cons education OF both the leaders
and the led The great universities
are now providing for the training.
of competent health officers and
various public spirited medica1 bodies
are acting in cooperation With the
sanitary authorities as teachers OF the
adult public No law can be effec=
lively enforced which is not in ac7
cord with public sentiment This has.
been concIusiye1y Sdemonstr ated in
recent years in the various campaigns
for the suppression Of epidemic dis
ease in this country The common
schools now teach elementary hy5551
giene; the colleges supplement this
earlier ion with more adj
gauced oei tory courses. and these
labors VIII carry ms q long way to-
ward the sa5iitary ideal The sreaping
OF this harvest is ans affar. Of the
III ure: the ifarlediate and Giving need
Is the episr esInent lef the scppe of the
state boards OF Many of these
are already dosng work Of q high
Standard OF excel Hence. but in some
states they are merely skeleton orr
zahizattons d little power and
'siissll ppr6pfIations Tor the task
which confronts them.
Next to- shfghiy trained oficials. the
most tnnpprtant thing In a tate health
lion - an eftcient! labora
tories cost money. Ishe guard
l4p of the public health is an OBJ
IN OF such great Importance
fe personnel Of the sanitary de-
front should be the most highly
e5itnef d men ayai1abigs and they
isb diIidE Re paid accordingly. There
d s sehp the past a policy of par
simony IS this regard=-in fact, in all
health sappgcprtatfon matters which
has ssFiously impeded sanitary pro-
gres This IS most short-sighted
Every dollar spent on health boards
sh6pl abe gafded as an investment
md n5t an reuse, and be It said to.
the credit these boards THAI they,
lare sun swit1s d smaller wastage s3of
funds tlfansapy. other inst SUTTON Of. the
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WHEN A LAXATIVE IS
NEEDED AsCARETS
Sails Calonae and Cathartic.
Pills Act on Bowels as
Pepper Acts on
oStFflS.



Tak c,asearet toni gl1t ana
ouEhis cleanse ylour liver Stqn aela
ma F3oweIs. and yuu VIII surelS FEEL
great 81 naorning You men aud
women who have headpehe, coated
tonEue cent sleep are bill9p Us. 1e1s
VoTis and upset. bothered with q iciS.
tifsor red stpInach - haze
Gle ana rel al worn on.
Are yon Keeping your bowel lean
With Gascarets merely forci1g g
pa sa esesyay, eTery few days With
ats ca fsfrtIc Pills or castor OILY
This s mportant
Cascaret fnlmed lrely cleanse ana
7reEnIslte IN tomagc remove the
sour. thdIe ted and ferllen ting food
and ferIs ase take the excess bile
sfrom the liver and Try OF the con-
stipased tesa Ter and potsoI
from thel teeti mes md bow
Remennberi q .ascaret tonight VI
strat gnten Yep cut by rnorFtns a
to-csnt tox rom your a lggist lIlea rs
heafthy bowel action; a clear head
ana eheerfd illness for nollthss Dent
forget the chfldfen
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s { T q, Ecbo.

An Evening Echo.
& We are ever in doubt what TO do,
St Is a good rule to ask Ourselves
what We shall wish on the morrow
that We had done. JoHN LUBBOCK.
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MISS Mary Seger. who Visited the
Misses Bartlett. has returned to- her
home in RittsP 15 . d
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Thorn r. Kobieeard. OF Weston,
visited the city Monday and Tues
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VIII cult che I3ijoU patrons Friday
it shows sCiindereIla This + the
second time for this picture but on
the screen Il viii he dffterent Just
a little diKerent Is the motto ana AL
for a nickel
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Congr stnan list. District
GEoRGR a. IzAuGHLN. :
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Congres slnan- II arge:
HOWARD SUTHERLAND.
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GEORGE RoFFI1nEBARGE :
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Iudges supreme oaurt
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aEORGD 81. WHITH,
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.COSGRRss:

y q LONG.
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AudItor.
JOHN g pARsT.

Comn1i toner OF Agriculture.
q. WILLIAMS.
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A. a. LILLY.
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secreta Fy OF state:
sF6AteIE. REED. I
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sats senate
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CHARLES ". LYNcH
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Jndgs circuit Court.
RAYMOND MAxW1II
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S1perinteudc don't Of Schools.
= saAwkEY.
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Attorney GenaraI:
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S5E ds7sEaal.
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CrlmlIlal Court Judge.
WlEL 5 NORRIS,
, 1912-02-08
S. { E, Kills Calves

Last Monday morning, as the
). d Il. train from Encampment
was passing thru the ranch of L.
Il. Sterrett, it struck a bunch Of
calves belonging to Hunter, Cas-
teel d Hunter that are being fed
on the ranch, killing one and
wounding two others 30 badly that
they had to be killed. The train
was pushing the snow pillow in
front of it aud as it was quite dark
the car prevented the men from
seeing objects on the track.
, 1912-02-08
Making Ties on Brush creek

E. L. Stewart, who is getting
out ties on Brush creek, was in
town Friday after supplies for
his camp. He has a contract
for 10000 ties, more or less, for
the Carbon Timber Company and
is cutting the ties on private tim
Der land. Mr.. Stewart says Mrs.
Corpenipg is running the board.
ing house while Mr.. Corpening
is cutting ties and is averaging 20
a day, along with other men in the
camp who range all the way from
Is to 30 ties per day. MI. Stew
art says his camp employs nine
men and is moving right along
nicely.
, 1912-02-08

WYoMNe.-Situated on the North Platte River, on the
line of the Saratoga & Encampment Railway, Population, 1000,
Altitude. 6,785 feet. 1t is the site of the Medical Hot Springs, the
waters of which III a sure specific for all blood and skin diseases,
rheumatism, stomach, liver and kidney disorders. Temperature OF
water 1873 degrees. Saratoga is also the center of the finest trout
fishing grounds in the World. Not only the North Platte River
teens with Rainbow, Brook and Salmon trout bat the numerous
tributaries of that stream are alive with fish. Saratoga is the center
of an agricultural country of 100000 acres of the best agricu-
tural land in the west. The soil and climate are adapted to the
growth of alfalfa wheat, oats, barley, all kinds of small fruits and
vegetables. The Saratoga Valley is the finest stock raising country
in the United States. The Sierra Madre range on the west and the
Madeleine Bow range of mountains on the east, are full of copper
gold and silver, which is being developed rapidly. All of the re-
sources of the valley center at Saratoga, which is certain to become
one of the greatest towns of the west. For information address, The
Saratoga Commercial Club, The Saratoga State Bank, or The Sara
toga Sun.
, 1912-02-08
How II Was Done

My! Governor Carey and that Mister Hopkins must have a n awfu
pull at Washington. They've worked awfully hard with the nation
al government since January l 1911 trying to get it to segregate the
land on the Wind River reservation, 81 some of their capitalists could
build the big ditch. You know they couldn't build it without?
And SO last Monday they got tired, Governor Carey and Mister Hopkins
aud they just went down to Washington and says-"Mister Taft and
Mister Fisher" real mean like you know, 1--WE want you to 90 right
down to the War department and segregste three hundred thousand
acres on the Wind River reservation!' Nope never told where thew
were from II anything bout the land, didn't need to. And so, Mis-
ter Taft and Mister Fisher got busy that day and aggregated three
hundred thousand acres. And Governor Carey and Mister Hopkins
jumped right on the train, a soon a ever it backed uL, and came
right out to Wyoming and gave the news to the Cheyenne Leader, SOS
it could get out a special edition and tell the people all about how it
was done!
p Nope Governor Carey and Mister Hopkins never called on
Senator Warren nor Senator Clark nor Congressman Mondel, nor thew
wouldn't let none of these three men from Wyoming know anything
about the three hundred thousand acres until it come out in the Chey-
enne Leader. Nope not them.-Riverton Republican.
, 1912-02-08

Jack Campbell went out to tb.
Campbell Sheep Company's caun.
yesterday sccompaniei by Fred
Holck aud Charles Price,. He said
he was taking the boys out to herd
sheep but as they we're back in town
by 8 O'Clock we don't think he WA.
able to make it stick.
Father Dudley, of Sheridan. who
had been to California with a boIv
for burial, stopped of to see Father
Conrath, of Rawlins. The latter h..
ing at this place Father Dudley cana
on up here and visited with his old
friend and school mate before con.
tinuing his journey home.
Robert A. Day came down Satur.
day to attend the meeting of the Car.
bon County Fair Association and
while here was elected one of the III.
rectors of that institution. Nj. Dav
begins to loom up as a probable can.
didate for County Commissioner on
the republican ticket and he certainly
would make good.
Hans Christensen is certainly a re.
sourceful duck Now Hans has re-.
Gently become provoked with the I'm.
certainty OF the weather and has
mounted his hay baler on runners aud
wheels so that by a simple manipula.
ton he a rise the wheels and lower
the runners whenever he strikes good
slieghing. Consequently he is getting
over any kind of roads and doing his
work which otherwise might stop him
, 1912-02-08

NOTICE is hereby given that all
applications for permits to Craze cat
tie, horses and sheep within the HAY
DEN NATIONAL FOREST during
the season of 1912, must be filed in
my Office at Encampment, Wyo., on
or before March 10, 1912. Full infor'
nation in regard to the grazing fees
to be charged and blank forms to be
used in making applications will be
furnished upon request. JAMES
BLACKHALL, Supervisor. 1887
, 1912-02-08
Raps Us Over the Knuckles Some

The Berald raps the Sun over the knuckles because it did not
thank Hon. F. A. Hardsell for his part in getting the u. P. to open
the 5. d E. You're right, Bro. Drury, but we were busy doing Just
what Mr.. Hadsell wanted us to do-thank the q. P. for their work.
and trying to do it well, that We clean forgot MI. Hadsell. he has the
thanks of every one in the town of Saratoga and the valley for his part
in the work-and it was n o small one-and the Sun offers apologies
for it's oversight, OF course we know that the U. P. was to be paid,
but it took considerable influence to get them away from their own
drifts long enough to help us. Thanks, awfuny, Brother Drury.
, 1912-02-08
President TAFT Making Friends Right Along

In spite of the many assertions to the contrary President Taft has
been making friends right along. The general business conditions
of the country would improve at once if the matter of the presidential
election was settled. People as they come to know the president,
know him as a MAJ absolutely honest and without fear Al to his future
prospects No man can accuse him of cowardice. He never
deserts a maj who he thinks is doing what ia right, regardless of the
clamor of the press and the undertaking magaznes.-Niobrara Co.
News.
, 1912-02-08

If you have young children yor nave per-
maps noticed that disorders of the stomach
are their most common ailment. Tc correct
this you will find Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets excellent. They are easy
and pleasant to take, and mild and gentle in
effect. Eor sale by all DEALER.
, 1912-02-08
Gard of Thanks

We wish to extend our heart
felt thanks to the Brother Odd
Fellows and our many kind friends
for their great kindness during
the sickness and recovery of my
wife L. NJ. Dukes, Wife and Boys
, 1912-02-08
The People Don't Want a Third Termer

The Democratic papers and the Progressive organs may find out
when it is too late, that they are pushing the qualifications of I. R. too
strongly for their own good. The people of this country don't want
to do with a third termer and more than that, they are not
going to get one for their next president, Give the Democrats
enough rope and they will surely do the right thing with il, at least
that has been the record of that party-Niobrara Co. News.
, 1912-02-08

Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. Maghee we're in
from North Fork Monday.
5. 6. Hunter went to Rawlins Mon
day morning returning Tuesday.
DIR. Bunten, the dentist came in
from Hanna on the train Sunday.
Dorr I. Keetch was a Saratoga
visitor Saturday from the upper
country.
W, g. Forney returned home
Saturday from a visit TO points ON
the U. P.
, 1912-02-08

Here is a woman who speaks from per-
sonal knowledge and long experience, viz,
Mrs. p ii. Brogan, Of Wilson, Pa, who says,
81 know from experience that Chamberlain
Cough Remedy is far superior to any other.
For Group there is nothing that e1cels it"
For sAle BY all dealera.
, 1912-02-08
That Old Chestnut, Ground Hog Day"

Some day a long suffering public will take the ground hog
myth out to the middle of the Atlantic ocean and dump it
over board.-Chicago Tribune.
A fool and his money are soon parted, but you may bray a 81 in
mortar, yet will he not depart from his folly.
, 1912-02-08

On Feb 22nd the Odd Fellows will
give their big annual dance. Don't
forget the date. Supper at the hall.
, 1912-02-08
Communicated

(Communicated)
An inspiration caused by q foot
race seen in the south side of tho
city Sunday evening.
l wonder why! wonder whyi
A lovely maid will run and cry
Oh -! Oh -!
And now she is two bits shy,
To buy cigars for you and I.
, 1912-02-08
Snake River Seminal Making Good"

M. L. Christensen is making quite a readable paper out OF the
Snake River Seminal. The last issue does credit to his pen and
also compliments 6. A. Deaton of the mechanical department.