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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
REMEDY FOR HEARTBURN
BY a Physician.

Heartburn is one OF the signals
which the stomach gives that 1t has
been overloaded or supplied with some
food material which cannot be digest
ed The sensible person who believes
In prevention rather than cure heeds
this first warning and seeks a simple
remedy at once
A corrective which will bring almost
Immediate relief. is composed of the
Following mixture Juice OF one orange,
water. and lump OF sugar to flavor; and
In proportion to the acidity of the
orange. about half a teaspoonful OF
baking soda. Dissolve the sugar in
the water. add the orange juice. Then
put In the Soda Stir and drink while
effervescing.
Take the mixture half an hour be-
fore breakfast for three or four days
In succession.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
SOCIAL and
PERSONAL

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. whitney Beals AMI
nily, who spent the summer In the
hite Mountains, have returned to
Dir home In Walkerville.
Miss Jessie Hendrie was the hos-
Is of a luncheon. Tuesday, In the
bman's Indoor club.
o.
Mrs. Russell A. Alger and children
We returned from visit with Mrs.
gers father, Deeming Jarves, In
hard, France.
Joseph Seton Stanley. of New
exico, is the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs.
mes l.. Cummins, No. 80 Hazel
Iod-aye.
Clan Campbell. No. 206, Order OF
ottfsh Clans. will give the first in
rmal dancing party of the season.
lday evening, Sept. q, In Dufflelc
III.
MRS. Charles Howard Mcmahon, OF
IL Lake City, Utah. is the guest OF
sister. Mrs. Percy 8. Mcmahon,
}. 607t Second-ave., having come to
ktroit from French Lick Springs.
d.. where she was present at az
|ecutive board meeting OF the Ma
bnai Federation OF women's clubs,
which she holds the position OF
ditor. Mrs. Mcmahon will be re-
embered In Detroit for her brilliant
lks on equal suffrage during visit
IRE last year.
%
Members OF the Detroit Institute OF
kience will take trip TO Bloomfield
Ills, Sunday. Sept. %, specimen hunt
z. The regular fortnightly meeting
kil be held in the Museum OF Art,
onday evening, when A. w. Andrews
~ give an informal talk on In
At an informal dinner held Monday
yening, in the Elliott-Taylor-W oolfen-
en cafe. of about rs men and women
Iterested in social service work. In
|etroit, a permanent Organization was
rmed to be known as the Social Ser
| ce club, and the following officers
hosen: President. Howard L. Udell,
kcretary of the Associated Charities;
] e-president. Miss Maude Van
|yckle, secretary OF the Society for
he Study and Prevention OF Tuber-
Ilosis; secretary, Miss Mathilde
frueger, of Harper Hospital Training
thool: treasurer, Byres II. Gitchell,
ecretary Detroit Board OF Commerce.
The club will meet once a month, at
|h informal supper. and discuss so
bal problems.
O.
A number OF women prominent In
hual suffrage work in different parts
Il the country, who are now In De
toit, were invited to be present in a
|ublic mass meeting, Tuesday after
Don, in the Century building, and
everal interesting addresses were
iven by them on various phases or
Mirage especially as pertaining to
tactics Among those to
peak were Miss Maude Younger. Mrs.
fairy Ringrose, Mrs. Charles Fl. Nc
iahon, and the Rev. Ida Hultin.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
Bill Was Game.

Bill had beon attending a banquet
Of his lodge. II was early when he
got home-very early-along about
$50 a. m. He didn't know now. in
thunder he could explain IL to Mrs.
Bill So he took of his shoes and tip
toed very carefully.
But Mrs. Bill heard him. What time
did you get home last night?" she
asked sleeplly. About twelve" he
answered hurriedly.
What are you getting up so early
for?" asked Mrs. Bill.
Bill was all In for sleep, but he
arose to the occasion. my tooth IL
aching like fury and I'm going over
to the drug store to get something for
It," he said, putting on his shoes again
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
BY BILLIE BURKE.

BY BILLIE BURKE.
The first word-Every girl hopes to
marry.
- No matter how seriously girl may
| regard her life work out In the world,
| back I'm her brain there Is always the
idea that she will some day marry
and settle down at home. With this
ambition, one would think that every
girl would in some way prepare ner-
self for the duties Of wife. Sne
should know-how to take care or a
home and children.
Few girls can expect upon marry
ling to 60 to home as good as tnat
they are leaving. They must Degih
with little and help the man tney
marry, as did their mothers Deiore
them.
No we'll woman, young or old, mas
right TO marry in ignorance OF ner
duty as a wife and becoming wite'
she should be ashamed to live IN
|-jdleness.
A millionaire who had recently
broken of an engagement OF MS
daughter with a poor man, SAID tne
other day: mo young man snoulo
aak a girl to marry her II he Is not
able to give her as good home and
az many Injuries as she Is leaving
behind"
A father who think this and teach
In Il TO his daughter Is preparing
for her a life OF tragedy, for wnetner
she marries or remains single, a girl
who has been living on her fathers
generosity and expects to live upon
her husbands is sure to he as unhap-
py as her atrophied brain VIII allow
her TO be-. ,---------.,-. -
I confess have little sympathy Tor
sthe idle girl and great respect and
regard for the girl who knows how
to do something well. This, ! sup
pose. comes because 1t has taken
such hard work for me to arrive,
and because know that every set
back (and have mad many mas
broadened my character. reinforced
Lfmy will power and made me aitoeeth
| er more capable.
There Is no more sense In teaching
| y6k daughters that idleness Is honor
able than there IL in teaching IL &C
| youS sons, and am sure that tns
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

Der of different juices In II. IL IL Is
white goods. pour hot water through
the cloth where IL Is stained and then
dry in sun, Afterwards wash In usual
manner. II II Is colored goods, better
send to n cleaner II the dress Is val
liable. (3). The large pillow mum
made in one fur and edged with an
other will be good style 90. Tan
shoes are a fashionable summer wear.
For winter II will be best TO wear
black shoes. co. Two tones OF one
color are very fashionable. Browns
blues and grays are good.
Dear Miss Grey-Will you kindly
tell me II II Is proper for girl to
wear mourning for her hance?-Broken
Heart
Ain the event OF the death OF
woman's bethrothed a little while be-
fore the date OF marriage, IL is proper
for her to wear black for short time,
or full mourning for a year.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
[ @ Ky q
Grf,IaGrey

Dear Miss Grey-O. How may l
take the stain out Of pink messaline7
ca. also want TO remove fruit punch
from a dress? CD What style OF NUTS
Will be worn this winter? Cd Are
tan shoes more fashionable than black?
60. What are the leading colors for
fall MARIAN.
AID. Rub carefully with Full
er's earth IL this will not do. try
ether (2). Fruit punch is a difficult
stain to remove as II may have num-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

str. Frank E. Kfrby, week a.yr a
n m. Put-in-Bay and Sandusky. sun
day trip among the islands. soc round
trip. leaving at a m
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

Simple Sally had good laugh
over your letter. / cannot think you
are the least bit simple. Instead, !
am sure you are q very clever girl
who has planned out her life work IN
the most sensible fashion, I wish
more girls could At themselves for
the great business they all expect to
follow and learn to become proficient
homekeepers, good wives and moth.
ers, even before a beau has arrived
upon the horizon" You will have a
sweetheart. my dear. all in good
time, and he will appreciate what he
has found when he makes you his
wife
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
oUT-oF-ToWN VISITORS

This should interest you. Your
rail tickets reading between
Detroit and Buffalo, accepted
for transportation OH D. & C.
Line steamers. Enjoy the de-
lights of a Lake Trip before
going home.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

This semi-tailored suit is excellent afternoon
apparel because Of its clever little dressup touches
The material, suited for fall wear. is fine. dark
blue broadcloth but 1t may be made up in less
expensive material with equally good effect.
The tunic is sashed to show underskirt Of
blue and white striped broadcloth. And this
terial is also used part of the collar.
Variety OF style Is given the coat in loose
fronts held by soft silk sash. The back is fitted
in long, slender lines The scheme OF blue and
white is pretily carried out coat and skirt with
the small white porcelain buttons ooped with white
cord
The coat is heavily stitched by machine, this
stitching forming-as in many Paris garments this
season-an effective pattern the material.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
Billie Burke Says:

fortunes and make a home. No part
nership can be successful where one
does all the work. The man must not
always be the worker and the woman
the drone.
Just one last word-The girl who
would not make sacrifices for the
man she loves is not worthy the holy
name of wife.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

Young Wife-Dont be afraid house
work will spoil your complexion, your
figure or your hands. It Is the best
exercise In the world, II one does II
properly, to keep one In condition.
You had, however, better try this
bath powder for washing your hands,
as too much soap might make them
rough and wrinkled. Powdered al.
monds, 1 pound; powdered oatmeal
i pound; powdered CASTLE soap, /
pound; powdered orris root, 2
ounces; powdered pumice stone, 6
ounces; of of bitter almonds. 2
drachms. This Is a delightful powder
to use, instead OF soap, and for the
woman who must wash her hands
often a little rubbed into the hands
will keep them soft and white, n
used In the same way that you use
soap.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18
BOILING Rice,

A dash OF lemon juice added to the
water In which rice Is boiled will
keep the grains separate and will
whiten the cereal.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

Billie Burke's Answers to CORE.
spondents.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

John d.: You are perfectly right In
your view. You are not a member
OF the family and should have received
a personal Invitation.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-18

Business-ln<e Printing. no russ ana
no feathers. The plain, neat kind that
looks right. Times Printing Co., IL
John R.-st. Phi. Main 1893 or City sass.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
HIS SIZE SAVED A STROKE.

William W. Price is one of the big
gest newspaper correspondents in
Washington. His physique is equiv
alent to that of President Taft. The
two frequently compare notes on av-
oirdupois and whenever the president
reduces a few pounds, Price is spur
red to emulation. The president is
an expert golfer. while Price is some
thing of a novice at the game. A
day or two ago some newspaper
friends invited Price out to the Co.
lumbia Country club links and he pro-
ceeded to astonish them by getting
away with some terrific drives.
In driving from the sixteenth tee,
however, Price landed his ball in a
pool of mud and water, where It lay
completely submerged. He viewed
the situation with disgust.
"It is unplayable. You may as well
lose stroke"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
THE INDIAN BROTHERHOOD.

There are great possibilities open
tc the Indian Brotherhood of which
the Umatilla reservation branch is
now duly organized and which made
honorary members of a dozen or
more white men yesterday.
The general purposes of the broth
erhood are to protect the Indians in
their rights apd to advance their well
fare. The Indians need an honest
ard ably conducted organization to
guard their rights. The rights of the
redmen have often been shamefully
imposed upon largely because the In
dams in themselves have been ignor-
ant and helpless.
II the head officials of the Indian
brotherhood are inspired by a sincere
desire to aid their fellow redmen and
are willing to serve them zealously
and without thought of self interest
much may be accomplished. They
might be able to do much for the
Umatillas just now by urging the gov
eminent to proceed with more vigol
and earnestness upon the task of es.
teblishing the rights of the Indian.
to water upon their anotments.
The Brotherhood may also accom-
plish good by encouraging among tn,
Indians, especially among the young
ler members, a spirit of industry AM
a desire TO advance. White men dt
not stand still and do as their grand
fathers did. They are constantly i'm
proving themselves and betterin.
their conditions. The redmen mus
90 the same or perish from the fac
of the earth.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
THE NEW OFFICERS.

Upon the shoulders of President
elect J. F. Robinson and the members
OF the new managing board will soon
devolve the task of handling the pro-
motion and development work in be-
half Of the city. 1t is work of i'm.
portance to Pendleton and to Una
tilla county. How it will be conducted
depends very much upon the presi-
dent and other officials of the club.
The Commercial club is usually just
about what the officers make it. The
membership is always loyal, earnest
and eager to work whenever the
chosen leaders point out something
good that can be done and arrange
the work in such manner that prac-
tical results can be obtained.
The manner in which the presi-
dency Of the club came to Mr.. Rob
inson makes it an honor indeed for
him. He did not seek the place at all
The position sought him and his cleo
tion was due to the fact he is person
ally popular and is known as very
loyal and aggressive worker for the
organization. Older members Of the
club still recall with pride the time
when "Jack" Robinson was secretary
Of the club and made things go.
Therefore they were glad to see him
placed at the head and so were the
young men.
In taking office Mr. Robinson will
follow a popular and aggressive presi-
dent and he will get the benefit Of
much that was done during the past
year The membership is about
double what it was a year ago and the
club has paid secretary-an official
that is very much needed in any live
organization. The fact that the club
has a paid secretary is due to the
good work Of President Smythe who
made that reform one Of the first
things upon his program.
With enthusiastic support from the
membership and with good council
ana aid from the excellent managing
board selected last night Mr.. Robin
son win be able to accomplish a world
OF good for Pendleton. There is al
ways plenty to do.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
THE OLDEST JOKE.

What is said to be the most ancient
joke is related in one of the Berlin
papyrl of the sixth Egyptian dynasty
about 5000 years anterior to the
Christian era-and is to this effect:
According to the papyrus a certain
scribe who worked in the Temple OF
Thoth occupied apartments where his
neighbors on either side were a cop
persmith aud a carpenter. These
honest artisans were industrious work
men and made such a noise all day
and most of the hight that the poor
scribe was almost driven mad. AT
length BY stroke of craftiness he
buttonholed each neighbor separate
ly and brihed him to change his
lodgings, which they did-with each
other.
This tale has kept the world anus
ed for 5000 years.-London Tit-Bits
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
MISSING TREASURE.

Louis Francis Brown returned the
other day from a trip through New
England, says the New York CORES
pondent of the Cincinnati Times Star.
On this voyage he had number of
interesting adventures. One night.
for example, he was sitting in the box
office of theater in a small New
England town, chatting with the tick
ct seller They were old friends. By
and by a Yankee framed his face in
the ticket window. Hey, mister"
said the caller did you find a
satchel in the opera house after the
show last night?"
The box office man did not know
whether a satchel had been found.
bnt promised to inquire. In the
meantime, ne wished to be told what,
if any, distinguishing marks it pos
sessed, and all dips. spurs and angles
"Aw," said the Yankee, cit was Just
common old Boston bag. You'll see
dozen Of 'em on the street any day.
Likely they were all made by the
same man. 1t had brown cloth sides
and black leather ends and either
one handle or two. / can't tell you
any more about it,"
The box office man promised to
set an inquiry on foot at once and the
Yankee turned away. Then he came
back. He seemed apologize. Il
really wisht you would find that bag"
he said. You see, NAV left the top
set Of her false teeth in it-and she
feels she really ought to wear 'em
when she goes to the church social
| tonight"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
END OF THE BIDDING.

Governor Mann of Virginia, who
possesses a fine stock of Civil War
stories, told the following recently at
a dinner Of the New Jersey society In
the Union league. when the Union
army was bombarding Petersburg a
number of cool headed citizens were
watching an auction sale that was GO
ing on at the corner Of two streets.
Among the objects for sale was an
old fashioned wardrobe, bids for
which had reached the sum OF 1899.
That may seem like an extravagant
price to you, but you must remember
that this occurred during the war,
when prices were high. / know on
one occasion / paid s240 for break
fast. Well, to continue with my
story. the auctioneer receiving nc
higher bid for the wardrobe, cried:
Nine hundred and ninety nine, once
sss, twice; and was about to knock
down the furniture for that sum when
suddenly a Yankee shell crashed
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
A SERVANT, NOT A MASTER.

Public service corporations should
be public servants: not masters. They
are supposed to serve the public not
to rule and the result of the Com
mercial club election last night indi-
Gates the members of that body take
this view. However. the fight was
close and it should be a warning to
those who do not want to see the con-
troll of affairs go too strongly into the
hands of such concerns as the light
and power trust
OF course DIR. Smith had opposition
from other sources than from the
electric camp. If such had not been
the case he would have had an cas-
Ter victory. But the fact that the
most open and active work against
him was handled by DR.. Vincent,
manager for the Pacific Power &
Light company is very significant. 1t
indicates that concern not only has
desire to handle its own end of af-
fairs-the selling end-but it wants
to dip in and handle the buying end
also. 1t has no business on that side
of the fence and should be kept win
i'll its proper territory.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
FAIR EXCHANGE.

Kind o'tired an hurried;
Kind o lost his grip;
A feller sat and worried
An watched the minutes slip.
Says. II think I'm gettin'
A deal 1 don't deserve"
He jes' KEEP on a-frettin'
Cause he'd simply lost his nerve,
Like a disappointed kid,
So he did.
Snowbird came a-hoppin'
on the window sill.
Mongst the snowflakes droppin'
From the sky so still,
So he did.
He didn't have no cover,
Nor no cozy place to eat.
But he didn't chirp an hover
In encouragement complete.
He looked mighty bold instid,
SO ne did.
An the feller saw that sparrow
An he ehucked him out some
srumbs
On the window ledge so narrow.
An thought he. That's how lucl
comes"
So he did.
That sparrow sort o'trusted,
Though much forse off than me,
Just present I am busted,
But. the same as him, I'll see
Luck step out from where it's hid.
And he did.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
THE SPENDER.

According to official figures sub
mitted to Mayor Gaynor by the fl
nance department, New York City's
total debt at the beginning of 1912
was $1,037S11,71S, or approximately
S2O.00O,000 more than the public
debt of the United States.
During 1911 the funded debt in
creased $71,432,4s5 of which $4,000
900 represents bonds issues for rapid
transit work and the new water sup
ply system.
These figures show more convinc-
ingly than any other think could, the
enormous magnitude of the great met
ropolitan centers. A city like New
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07

York is a tremendously expensive en-
tity. Like all great cities in the
world, it is extravagantly governed
Most great cities are. Extravaganza
seems to be universal in the manage
ment of cities. Some day, however
cities will be conducted along busi-
ness lines, just as any other great cor
poration is conducted.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
"Never!" said Price.

NtNtT. SdIU IIICt.
He boldly straddled the puddle, took
a mashie from his cadie and poised
himself for a stroke. At that instant
his feet slipped and Price sat down
With great composure he rose again
and remarked:
"An unplayable ball. eh oh,
don't know"
There was Prices ball, balanced
puddle, under the impact of his pres
iGential figure. had vanished in fine
spray over the nearby landscape
Brooklyn Eagle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07

La Toilette intimates that he may
withdraw from the race but wont do
SO unless the colonel comes to the
front and allows the progressives to
look him over again.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07

down on the old wardrobe, smashing
it to smithereens. "GoneI" yelled the
auctioneer Gone to General Grant
for $1,000 philadelphia Record
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
A QUEER COAL NINE.

What is perhaps the most extraor-
dinary coal mine in the world, as
well as the smallest, is situated on a
tiny island in the Japan Sea, near
Nagasaki, and has just sufficient
room upon its surface for the shafts
and the hoisting machinery. The
workings, which are very extensive,
extend in all directions under the
sea.-Wide World.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07
STALWART

CA-AA@ W -A@A~'
. I like TO see thee tread where =
. others pause,
. A pioneer where pioneers are =
. few,
. Fearless and dauntess in a holy =
. cause,
. A man of purpose, eowerless, =
. and true.
. Too long the pulpit and too long 4
. the cross
. Have sought to foil and cru
. city the world;
Q Beneath hates ban and super 4
. stition's dress
. Their tongued anathemas
. curses hurled.
. Thou are a man; a free-born 4
. son of truth.
q And loyal to the cause of 4
y human veal; 4
q Thy faith brooks not a world 4
. of crime and ruth,
= Which only might can end
. and death repeal.
. But with the fervor of the ear
q nest soul,
. BY force of truth and by con-
q viction's creed,
= Thou speakest the words that
= never ceasing roll,
. To yield the harvest of the
. righteous seed.
q Keep up the faith! with never I
. faltering tread,
= Plant thy firm feet in free I
. dom's rock secure;
. There thy full soul, fixed on the I
. stars ahead,
. In nobler luster, endless, 4
. shall endure.
. William Hoffman. I
y . . . . . . = = . . y e . 4
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07

Now that the club election is over
why not use the hammers in fitting
up more suitable quarters?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07

This IS the open season in the north
west for wildcat concerns of all sorts
and there are indications it is time.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07

Only an occasional doctor is tried
for killing a patient
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-07

But remember that most bankers
are thoroughly reliable and honest.