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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

Kreamer. at Los Ant-.,es, June 8, 1916
went at the rate of 81 miles per hour.
Horse, running Salvador. at New
York, covered mile on August %,
1890, at the rate of 37.S miles an
hour.
Motor boat-Dixie VI, owned by
Commodore Durham, 1922 miles an
hour.
Bicycle, unpaced-P. O'Hehir. at
Salt Lake City, July IL. 1911, at the
rate of 33 miles an hour.
I Pacing--Dan Patch, paced by a
runner, Minneapolis, Mimi, Sept. s.
1906, at the rate of 31.3 miles an hour.
Trotting Lou Dillon. unpaced, at
Memphis, Tenn, Oct. 1905, at the
rate of 3O.S miles an hour.
Roller Clarence Hamilton,
Chicago, 1908, on bank track at
the rate of 24.5 miles an hour
| Man running John Paul Jones,
Cornell, May q, 1911, ran one mile at
the rate of 1912 miles an hour
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
SUDDEN DEATH
Of CAPT. MCCOY
Was Taken in the Red Cross Ambu-
lance to a Hospital
Yesterday After
noon.
DIED SOON AFTERWARDS
Was a Native of Ireland, an Old SOL
dier and Was Eishty-six
Years of
Age.
DIED SOON AFTERWARDS
Was Native of ireland, an Old Sol
der and Was Eiahty.six

Capt. Charles Mccoy, who has
been resident of Keokuk for the
past twenty-five years, at least. was
taken to ST. Joseph's hospital yester-
day afternoon in the Red Gross am
bulance from his boarding place at
the Commercial hotel, and survived
but short time after arriving there.
He was well known is Keokuk and
had much pride in his military ca
reer.
He was born in County Sligo, Ire
land, and was eighty-six years Of
age. He was a soldier in the war OF
the rebellion and drew pension of
twenty-five dollars per month.
Captain Mccoy is survived by sew
eral relatives in Keokuk. among
whom are two nieces, Mrs. Mary Con
roy OF 722 South Second street and
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

AGENTS everywhere can make mon
ey, spare time, distributing Post
Cards advertising our Chewing Gum.
No canvassing. Liberal terms. Year
ly contract. Weekly settlements. Send
seven two-cent stamps for supply
Post Cards, Instructions and Contract
Spearmint Company, 1777 Broadway
IA, New York.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

March, 1901.
Aeroplane-Jules yedrines, in Paris
Jan 10, 1912, drove his monoplane at
a speed of 1854 miles per hour.
Motorcycles De Roscer, at
Los Angeles, Calf, on Feb. Z, 1911,
reached speed of 500 miles an
hour.
Bicycle, motor-paced Raymond
Duer rode a mile at the rate OF $50
an hour at Los Angeles, June 81.
1908.
Bicycle Acknowledgements George
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
LITTLE CHILD
TAKEN AWAY
Seven Year Old Daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank j. Ewers Died This
Morning From
Dphtheria.
WAS BRIGHT LITTLE GIRL
Parents Have the Sympathy of All in
the Great Grief Which Has
Come to Their Happy
Home.

Little Louise Ewers, the bright,
pretty daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
Frank j. Ewers, of No. 500 Bank ST.,
died this morning at 1910 o'clock af-
ter being sick with diphtheria since
Tuesday and the blow is indeed sad
one to the bereaved parents.
The child was taken sick on Tues
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

Miss winnifred Mccoy, residing at
the same street number; also by a
granddaughter and several grand
nieces, son and daughters of Mrs.
Conroy.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
Distress Whistle.

Friday evening while the firemen
were still throwing water on the ruins,
the distress whistle Of the cereal
works sounded and an alarm was
sent in from there. The department
responded and had little trouble in
quenching the small blaze in the feed
house, caused by an overheated con-
veyer box.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

AGENTS sell our new Quick
work hand power vacuum cleaner.
We want 10 agents All each county
but first want one special crew man
ager that we can give rock-bottom
factory prices. The Quickwork sells
for $3.50; does the work Of the high
priced machines-big profits to the
right man. Write for particulars.
O'Neill-James Co., 337 w. Madison So.
Chicago, III.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

LAMP-200 hours of light for cent.
Makes and burns its own gas from
kerosene oil, which is vaporiged by a
glass bulb burner. Scientific wonder
of the world. Lamps used where peo-
pie have electric lights. Makes it
possible to sell every household
Lamp made entirely of brass. Riches
awaiting you. Rush s1.50. Com
plete lamp will be sent, charges paid.
We guarantee lamp as above stated
or your money returned. Town, coun-
ty and state agents wanted. Lamp a
whirlwind seller. Pat. U. S. A. and
foreign countries. New Process Mfg.
Co., Lamp Room 2, Salina, Kansas.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
FASTER THAN
SCARED RABBIT
Continued from page 81

nave not been recognized by the
athletic organizations covering the
sport named.
Automobile Robert Burman, at
Daytona. Fla. on April %. 1911, drove
at the rate Of 142 miles per hour.
l'ocomotive---A Plant system loco,
motive attained speed of 100 miles
an hour near Jacksonville, Fla, in
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FARM FOR sALE-My home farm,
consisting of three-quarter sections
of good black level corn land with
two sets Of improvements. located four
miles west of Ferris, Hancock, Ill,
four miles to the boulevard along the
lake and eight miles to the greatest
water power in the world. For furth-
er information call on or address J..
Outhier, Hamilton. Ill.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
TO DEALERS in farming nipple

TO DEALERS in farming nipple.
ments, hardware, electrical goods,
plumbers and gasoline light agents
We have profitable proposition for
resident county agents. The profits
from this average $12 per sale, with
extra profit monthly From every re.
order that comes to us you get your
profit. The article is the white light
gas generator which sells to the
householder and farmer for $50 COM
plete (The nearest competitive ar
ticle to this sells from $3.50 up). WRITE.
today for full particulars Exper,
ence in this line unnecessary since
the generator is SO simple. An i'm
mediate reply with full particulars
about yourself will bring this infor-
nation to you by return mail-free
507 Fifth Ave. White Light Co, New
York
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
No Site Selected.

Whether the present site will be
used for the new building has not been
determined 1t may be that the order
will erect it's new building on some
other site, disposing of the present
location to other parties if they are as
sured that the site will be used for a
large building. But for several days
to come nothing definite can be stat
ed excepting that Masonry in Keokuk
will be provided with new home as
soon as possible and that Keokuk will
not be the loser by Friday mornings
fire.
The Masons have not secured quar-
tiers yet for their meetings but have
several locations in view. In all prob
abilities the knights of Pythias lodge
rooms will be used.
All day long Saturday there were
crowds standing about the ruins of the
building, gazing at the ice covereu
wreck. Last night there were many
visitors and also on Friday night
Ropes have been stretched about the
building to keep the people from dan
gers way and the rear wall has been
propped up in order to keep 1t from
| falling.
There will be big crowd of sight
seers at the ruins today
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FOR SALE Eight thousand Is the
January price on the Horn man
sion, Sixth and Timea. Steam heat,
river view, three wonderful lots,
Have customer who will buy one-half
for investment, with reliable party.
See us for half or all of this truly
great bargain. Sutlive Brothers, 312
Main.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
The Want Column

SACRAMENTO VALLEY, CALIFOR.
nia-Literature will be sent to any
one interested in the wonderful Sac
ramento valley-the richest valley in
the world. Unlimited opportunities.
Thousands of acres available at right
prices. The place for man wanting
a home in the finest climate on earth.
Write to a public organization that
gives reliable information. Manager,
Sacramento Valley Development As
ISOLATION, Sacramento. California.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
ICY CAVERN IS
Still ABLAZE
Fire Broke Out Again Last Evening
at six O'Clock in the Ruins
Of the Masonic
Building.
IT WILL BE REBUILT
New Temple VIII be Erected 40 a
Home for Members Of the Ma
sonic Fraternity Of
keokuk.
IT WILL BE REBUILT

Thirty hours after the blaze had
started in the Masonic building, re-
sulting in the structure being wreck
ed and loss of $4,000, the blaze was
officially declared out. Saturday
morning the last cloud of smoke curl
ed up out of the ice covered ruins and
the volunteer firemen on duty, rolled
up the hose and went home.
At o'clock last evening, forty hours
after the fire started, there was a
resurrection of the blaze and the de-
partment was called again, there being
a blaze inside the ruins.
Into the icy cavern, line Of hose
was carried and the new blaze was
extinguished During the night
Waterman was on duty to notify the
flremen If the fire started up again.
To the North Pole.
During the day, number of the
force of the Standard Oil Office enter
er what remained of their quarters in
an endeavor to locate the safe and If
possible, get the books out Of it. 1t
was like a search for the north pole,
the men having to chop their way
through solid ice to get to the safe.
The company has leased the Ingersoll
building on North Fourth street for
the present and will occupy that as an
office.
The Masons have arrived at no con-
clusion yet regarding rebuilding ex-
cepting that they will rebuild. At
meeting of the trustees Of the building
association, a committee was appoint
ed to confer with the insurance adj
justers and there was much discus
1 sion among the members regarding the
future, but no definite plans were
made, nor will be for some time. That
the Masons will build new temple, is
certain and that they will build a
modern and up to date building is also
certain. AS soon as the fire loss has
Ibeen settled. the organization will get
busy and erect the new building.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

January clearing sales will re.
ceive largest publicity If advertised
in The Gate City.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

AGENTS sell our modern gaso-
line lighting system; easy to sell;
write today for catalogue and agents
proposition. Swaine Gasoline Light
ing Co., Des Moines, Iowa
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

WANTED Girl, one who can take
charge as housekeeper, desirable
place at best wages. apply to Geo.
Hassall, TOO Grand ave.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

LOST-Tan and white bull dog with
clipped ears and tail, answering to
the name of Rino. Reward. No. 1910
Palean
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

vIAvI-Non-surgical home treatment
Grace NJ. Heller. lock box 266. FIT
Madison, Iowa.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

WANTED Middle age lady to nurse
invalid woman. Call on Bell phone
6S1- Black
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Read The Daily Gate City.
IF you advertise for results use
The Gate City.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FOR SALE-One large hard coal
burner Call at 419 Main.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FOR SALE CHEAP-A Portland
Sleigh, Seymour Stricken, 326 N.
4th.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

siamese Tobacco Cultivation.
The tobacco fields OF Siam embrace
5000 acres.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FOR RENT Modern furnished room.
best location, gentleman only. Bell
phone 23-Red.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FOR SALE-Full size brass bed,
birds eye maple dresser, 31sx1&
feet, nearly new. Address x, this
office.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

Statesmen WANTED Salary and
expenses paid weekly; outfit free;
no experience necessary, but charac-
ter. Reference required F. w. Glen
Sales Manager, Bloomington, Ill.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

SIS WEEKLY and expenses to trust
worthy people to travel and dis
tribute samples for big wholesale
house c. Emery GAL Plymouth, Chi
cago.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FOR SALE-Cutter cheap. 1927 Full
ton street.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FARM FOR SALE-Or will trade for
city property Address l. x L., this
Office.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE Rebuilt typewriters. Will
rent allowing rent to apply on pur-
chase Collier Stationery Co.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
LOST.

LOST-Pair of nose glasses between
/. o. O. F. hall and Fourteenth
and Concert Call 222 red. Reward
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

WANTED -Roomers and boarders
modern home, at 201 N. LIST st.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

FOR SALE-One Beckwith round
oak heater. also pair wagon sleigh
runners. 1902 Palean street.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

WANTED Furnished or unfinished
rooms for light housekeeping. Adj
dress e., this Office.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14
FoK RENT.

A REALLY heated room, with warm
bath room, for rent at 912 Blondeau
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

500 MONTHLY and expenses to
travel and distribu,e samples for
big manufacturer; steady work. S.
Scheffer, Law Bldg, Chicago.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

WANTED-A girl for clerk in fruit
store. 1924 Main st.
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WANTED.

NNlN 6Os
WANTED Middle age lady to nurse
invalid woman Call on Bell phone
WANTED-Girl, one who can take
charge as housekeeper, desirable
place at best wages. apply to Geo.
Hassall, TOO Grand ave.
WANTED Roomers and boarders
modern home, at 201 N. LIST st.
WANTED-A girl for clerk in fruit
store. 1924 Main st.
WANTED-Men to sell seeds to
farmers and ornamental stock in
towns. Apply at once. Herrick Seed
Company, Rochester, N. Y.
GIRL WANTED for general house
work; one who can furnish refer.
ences. Mrs. Sutlive. sol Grand Ave
WANTED-A National cash register
Total adding, sale printing. Address
A. J. R., this office
WANTED Furnished or unfinished
rooms for light housekeeping. Adj
dress e., this Office.
WANTED-Night clerk at Lewis res
taurant, "a South Third street.
FOE RENT.
FOR RENT-One furnished room with
bath, light and heat. Gentlman
preferred Bell phone 1880 black. SIT
Concert.
A REALLY heated room, with warm
bath room, for rent at 912 Blondeau
FOR RENT-Modern furnished room,
best location, gentleman only. Bell
phone 23-Red.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

WANTED-Men to sell seeds to
farmers and ornamental stock in
towns. Apply at once. Herrick Seed
Company, Rochester, N. Y.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

WANTED-A National cash register.
Total adding, sale printing. Address
A. J. R., this office
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-01-14

Read The Daily Gate CITY.
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GIRL WANTED for general house
work; one who can furnish refer.
ences. Mrs. Sutlive. sol Grand Ave.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
Easy Lesson In Hygiene

much been published a
food health that
kitchen English information talk by A Mccain of
New York, coaboe with
Statistics show that of 20 million children
millions defective
This largely due to their being fed substances from which the II min
moved from food Chief these II minerals phosphorus
nesium calcium and
andm have
robbed of
white and NICE robbed
destroys the
their milk should be
mand for whole wheat made of whole
MI Mccain makes suggestion that sounds good He would have
children school fed
other polished ganuated
looking things for which people high prices
bad bones bad
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
Another Gard

If Clint Howard fails the
tins district the corporation crowd have another card the pack they
according politicians,
winner and be Just as good from the corporation viewpoint
the old scheme Wesley
the bench
would the state acting until
he to
state probably has
back
out of the OF a
of
of
stand crowd left which with the blind
would be expected o through.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
OFFICE-776.7ys COMMERCE.

The royalties on David Graham
Phillips "Old Wives for New"
were $50; Worth a Woman"
SO; white Magic" $104;
Light Fingered Gentry" $13.
But 1.-THE Grain of Dust" brought
$12, 544.
What has become of the old
fashioned man who used to wax
his mustach?
One good thing about the
weather for the past month is that
you don't hear any talk about tn
crops bein' burned up.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
Poor policy in Miss Warren, New

port society girl, to coax her Count
Lasteyrie into boxing match and
black his eye. He'll have to use the
fire tongs on her, if trouble starts after
marriage.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

There isn't show on the stage
that doesn't advertise a headliner. No
exception to the present session of con-
gress. We've got the Archibald i'm
parchment headlining the bill.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
Man Coughs and Breaks Ribs


After a frightful coughing spell
a man in Neenah, Wis, felt terri
BILE pains in his side and his doc
tor found two ribs had been brok-
en-. What agony DR.. Kings New
Discovery would have saved him.
A few teaspoonsful ends a late
cough while persistent use routs
obstinate coughs, expels stubborn
colds or heals weak, sore lungs.
81 feel sure its a Godsend to hui
manity," writes Mrs. Effie Morton,
Columbia, Mo-, 'for 1 believe l
would have consumption today IL
l had not used this great remedy"
Its guaranteed to satisfy, and you
can get a free trial bottle or So
cent or 500 size at Ryner NAL
strom Drug Co., 938 Pacific av.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
SERIOUS
, SANE ANSWERS TO
) FOOLISH QUESTIONS
J
.N--A\V1


g. @ @ @ @ @ o @ @ o @ @ @ @ o @
Is it safe to cross the bridge
with young man l don't know?
Jessie.
There is always some danger,
but statistics show that there are
fewer deaths at sea than there
are on land.
What are the little tin boxes
back of theater seats for?-Peter.
To rest your feet on.
What book shall l get in order
to learn banjo playIng?-Mildred.
An instruction book probably
would be best.
am % years old, we'll educat-
ed, refined and handsome. A
young man, %, who lives in our
neighborhood, persists in paying
attention to me, though I re-
pulse him time and again. He
sends me flowers, candy and 9TH
er gifts, and is continually invit-
ing me to go auto riding or TO
the theater. He has become a
terrible nuisance. How can 1 get
rid of him?-Mildred
Marry him.
My little girl ate six pounds of
crackers a week ago, and has
had stomach trouble ever since,
due, no doubt, to something IN
the crackers. Can you give me the
name of some good safe crackers?
Mrs. l.. P.
Chief Loomis probably can give
you the name of some good safe
cracker.
Who is the author of the poem,
81 Am Dreaming, Love of Thee?
R. E. d.
The poem of which you speak
was written by Miss Sofie Daven-
port.
Please give a good recipe for
making doughnuts.-L. X.
First make the dough In the
ordinary way. Next make a hole
of the size you prefer and enclose
1t with dough, taking care, how
ever, not to make the hole so
large that there will not be
enough dough to surround 1t.
How can l cure my 36-year-old
boy of biting his finger nails =
Worried Mother.
You might try pulling his teeth.
If that does not stop him, pull his
finger nails
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

A New York man has erected
in front of his place of business
a free shower bath for horses.
Horses do not take kindly to it at
first, but after two or three baths
show a great liking for it.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

An Atlantic liner captain arriv-
ing in New York reports having
seen Is whales. Maybe he did.
But we'd have been suspicious If
he had said giraffes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

Somebody has unearthed a new
white hope, named Oscar. Hur-
rah! It's always fun to see a
man named Oscar licked.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
When Sarah Bernhardt landed in

New York Sunday, she had a puppy
under either arm. And she gets more
advertising out of it than she would
had she landed with press agent I'M
der either arm.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

A Brooklyn man married his
mother-in-law to keep a deathbed
promise to his wife. We don't
know whether or not he loved his
mother-in-law, but he certainly
did love his wife.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

In parts of Kansas country folk
eat the Russian thistle in early
spring and late fall. They like it
as well as spinach or dandelion.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

MEMBER OF THE SCRIPTS NORTHWEST
LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS. TeIegraphic News
Service of the United Press Association by direct
Leased Wire.
Entered n the postoffIce, Tacoma, Wash, ms
second-class matter. Published by the Tncoma
Times Pub. Co. Every Evening Except Sunday
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

The gymnasium in it's modern
form was originated by Eugene
Lamb Richards, a professor of
mathematics at Yale, who died
the other day, aged IA.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

The pancake cap that has been
part of the sailor uniform for
years is to be dropped by Uncle
Sam and his men will wear a more
comfortable cap with visor. The
big collar is also to be discarded.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

Australian fish, cured in imita-
ton of British brands of smoked
fish, are driving the latter from
the markets, prices being much
lower.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

An inventor has created an electri-
cal device for splitting wood. But
they haven't yet got up device that II
lie about the quantity of wood split on
Saturday morning when fishing is
good.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
He Could Afford to Be,

Mr.. Perry was of unusually
large stature and was always out
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

"Stop the waste" is not a bad slo-
gan for the president of the good roads
to start his administration with.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
Did the state school board abolish

UIU IIIG oIcIGG SCIIUUI UUdIU dUUIISU
American history in the high school so
there would be more time for setting
the bones of the crippled football
players?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06

President Kai decides that Chinese
wearing queues may also vote. How
long would the American voter stand
having a president regulate his hair?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-12-06
Paths in life separate sadly, some

dC11s IN 11le Separate Sadly, some-
times. Edna Goodrich is playing in
'"rhe Awakening of Minerva" and
Nat Goodwin is playing in the awak-
ening of a San Diego husband.