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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30

raises. And have occasionally a gal
lon of cream 90 sell.
Any housewife having all her work
10 do hcsid q raising chickens ana
working ln the garden wants 10 save
time She can do go hy buying an
OH stove. II yDu cannot buy an ex-
pensIyc one buy cheap one, got
enc for '2.ti, Il is giving excellent
satisfaction.
folks 10 Keep thom ot home, Have
music I'm the home nuy an organ n
ylu cannot get new one, buy a
,acund-hnud one, In our immediate
ne rhhorhood nearly everyone has an
organ. Thcy have boon bought all
.ho way from 81 10 SIS. Now ! re-
ccrly purchased one for IS, and the
enjoyment ! get ont Of n is not 10 bo
compared with dollars and cents.
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MIR. 4. L. STOLL.


Prices very reasonable. Your bag
gage taken care Of with duplicate
checks
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LIV VESTOCK

KANSAS CITY, July 29.-Cattle-
Receipts $4,000. including 1900 south
erns; market steady to 1Oc higher. top
s9.75; COWS weak: dressed beef and
export steers Ss.OO@9.75 fair to good
S6.75Q 500: western steers S53bG
$50: stockers S42507.35; southern
steers sA5OGG.35; southern cows
$350G $50; native cows $4,000 ESQ;
native heifers s425Ts5O; bulls $400
G5.50; calves t4.50dS.25.
Hogs-Receipts 5000; market 10c
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30

NEW ORLEANS July 2S.--Spot
cotton-tSoady unchanged; middllng
IL &c; sales on the spot 20 bales, re-
ceipts i7S stock 36,199.
Futures-Closcd steady points up
to points down. compared with Sat
urday's close. July 13.58c: August
l3.4Sc; September 1870; October
1920 December 1920; January
1920; March 1880; May 13.49c.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30

Two eggs, two cups Of thicl, cream.
two cups of sugar. two teaspoonfuls
boxing powder, two teaspoons Of lem
or extract one half teaspoon Of salt
ono small teaspoon Of soda and as
much n0ur as you can stir In with a
fn0on. Roll out thin and bake In very
hot oven. Before sending 10 over
sprinkle with sugar
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30
Chicago Cash.

CHICAGO, July 29.-Cash: Wheat
No. 2 red 99c @Sl.OO1a No. 2 hard
97% @99Ac No. l northern S1.O6 a
1,12; No. northern sl.04U l.09; 10.
spring $1.00@1.09 velvet chafl
$1O0@l.0S; durum $1,000 Loo.
Corn-No. 2 1871 a 74c; No. 2 white
76Q76Ac; No. yellow 74h Q74 u c.
Oats-No. Q new 42@43c; No. 2
white, old b0Q53hc; No. 2 white,
new 4604S1ac; standard, old 81 q 52c;
standard, new 45 Acc.
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lower; bulk of sales SLSOW 500; heavy
S775W7 1856 packers and butchers
SGSOW sos; lights $IS5q 500 pigs
$o.UUbe6.Sb.
Sheep-Receipts 5000; market
steady Zoe higher; lambs $5.50m 3j'
yearlngs $4.25@ 500; wethers $3.50 u
4.25; ewes $3.5OW4.lO; atV,kcts t-.oU
a 500.
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CHICAGO, July 20. Butter
Steady; creameries 23m25c ; dairies
81 a. 24c.
Eggs-Steady; receipts 10,22t cases;
at mark. cases included IS Y M16 re;
ordinary firsts 16 iac firsts 1Sc.
Cheese--Steady; Daisies 15h a
15hc; Twins IAN a 15c; Young
Americas 15x@151Ac; Long Horns
15A d1bhc.
Potatoes-Easy; receipts 60 cars;
Illinois s5G 70c; Kansas Missouri 10
680c; Minnesota 77m7Sc.
Poultry-Alive, weak; turkeys &c;
chickens 13c; springs 166t 1Sc.
Veal-Strong; ga
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30

KANSAS CITY, July 29.-Cash:
Wheat--No. 2 hard S70 92c; No. 2 red
90 u 497c.
Corn--No. mixed 76Q761kc; No.
2 white 79MS0c.
No. white 44c; No. mixed SO
M 3Sp
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New York Range of Prices.
NEW YORK, July 29.-Cotton IA


NEW YORK. July 29.-spot cot
ton-Closed firm, Is points higher;
middllng uplands 134Oc; mlddlng
gulf 1S.G5c; sales 1,200 bales
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PROVISIONS.

Chicago Pork, Lard and Ribs.
CHICAGO, July 29.-Cash: Pork
Mess, $1S.12h a 1850
Lard--ln tierces, $10.67k.
Short Ribs--Loose, $10.62h.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30

If anyone not having good place
to keep milk would buy a separator
she would have a purer cream to use.
We had only one COW and we never
could in summer make enough butter
for our use, but after getting a sep
arator we find we have plenty OF
cream and butter also have a purer
cream than when 1t stands and
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30
Personal.

LADIES 81. 900 REWARD; POSI-
lively guarantee my great success
full Monthly remedy; safely re-
lieves some of the longest. most OBJ
stinate. abnormal cases In three to
five days; no harm. pain or inter-
ference with work. mall $3.50. Doubls
Strength s2.oo. DR.. d. w. southing-
ton Remedy Co Kansas City. Mo-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30

GALVESTON, July 29-Spot cotton
frm; middl'ng 13kc; net and gross
receipts 1887 bales; sales IS; stock
24.217; continent 4,374; coastwiso
$40.
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GRAIN.
Grain Firm and Higher.

CHICAGO. July 29.-Conceded pos
sibility Of greater black rust damage
than previously estimated put the
wheat market today on the up grade.
Closing prices were firm at * a y to
u c net advance. Corn scored a gain
OF u TO u a &c and oats rise Of
u to &c. The finish in provisions
varied from 2lkc lower to an advance
Of 7kc.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30
Wanted gents.
Situation Wanted.
For Sale-MlSceIlaneouS

FOR SALE-HOTEL AND CAFE,
doing a good business; low rent.
long lease, old stand, well located.
good farming country, manufacturing
town, $500 population; no triflers
Address Bill Bailey, owner, Humboldt,
Kan
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PRODUCE


KANSAS CITY, July 29.-Butter-
Creamery 24c; firsts 22c; seconds zoe;
packing stock 20m20kc.
Eggs-Extras 19c; firsts lie; sec
onds 13c.
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For Rent-iiouses


ron RENT, FURNISHED OF IN
furnished. My residence on 7l6
South ElWood This house IL mod.
efn IN evrTy respect Eight rooms,
together with two-roomed house on
rear which makes ten rooms. East
honi with attic and basement spien-
dld Well OF soft water Possession
given August /, Apply az residence,
Or al - West First street, Phono
2OsO or 1893, w, O. Farmer. owner.
BEFORE RENTING A HOUSE SIZE
our list OF houses Tor rent We have
the house you want II not we will get
it for YOU. Phone 1864, O'Brlen
Real Estate CO. room World Bldg.
FOk RENT-MODERN NEWLY
decorated broom bungalow, close
In, Phone Black s27,
FOR RENT ROOMS FURNISHED
modern cottage. 5O2 N. Denver.
FOR RENT-7-ROOM HOUSE, PAN
try bath, shade pavement good
neighborhood Can III $. ElWood.
NINE ROOM MODERN FURNISHED
house, close In, GIL s. Cheyenne
ave, Phone sos,
FOR RENT -5-ROOM HOUSE, MOD
ern. 1919 Carson ave. Enquire at
9l2 $, Boulder.
FOR RENT-5-ROOM MODERN
cottage, furnished 9O5 South Gin
cinnau, Phone 2227.
FURNISHED NINE-ROOM HOUSE
and bath, modern, "s' Box 97S.
Phone Red 1850,
FOR RENT; TWO GOOD MODERN
cottages, well located. Phone 296,
3. T.. Pettus
FOR RENT, LARGE BARN WITH
hay loft ais =. Detroit.
FlVE-ROOM MODERN HOUSE
completely furnished, close in, barn
and chicken house. Phone 1888 or
2392.
FOR RENT: EIGHT-ROOM BRICK
house, 33 r., 18th st. south front,
coolest house IN town. A snap. S35
per month. D. e, Rose d Co, Room
III Bliss Bldg,
FOR RENT; THREE-ROOM HOUSE.
clooe in, Phone AZ.
FOR RENT--NEW 7-ROOM HOUSE,
modern. Can 80 $. Boston, Phone
2l22.
N~-~-~0-~~-o~oO~oO-N~--~-~
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ClsgsAlleGl

No % less han lAaH lbc'
Mo rtserye the lght W revise Anl
classify OIL ads
heturn wrong replies,
Ihrert,ue 2 Als yuy seldom fail
Money relnt.fed on uaused inscf'
Mons,
funded
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: 'MlgdldOM
Room Kirkpatrick Bldg. Phone S64
R@WWElaEl4l Houses

For sale on easy payments. l have
them in size from to AZ rooms. WIN
sell you one for small payment down
and balance on easy monthly pay
ments. Buy one from me and save
real estate mans commission. For l
lease furnished and sell them far
cheaper than you can lease and fur
nlsh them. For particulars call room
80 Central Hotel.
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TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

PIKE COUNTY. ARKANSAS, OF
fcrs money-maklng opportunities
now Find out particulars quick,
Cheap hand and other things To-day
ot Room 49, Alexander rullding for
interview Graham nurnham.
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WILL EXCHANGE PAINTING OR
paper hanging foR furniture or dry
goods or anything good as part pay,
"19," World
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FOR RENT: SMALL GARAGE, 1925
South Main,
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RaOes

one ccnf a wurd each issue
lnOue Jour Ad 70 luuu, hoaI
eTfdt is good " YOU own lelepH1he,
classification not EuAranleed A'Es'
Z 800 .. m,
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WANTED: YOUNG MAN TO RUN ON
trains, Apply Fred Harvey, Frisco
depot.
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WORLW WANT AIDS

Advertisements viii be accepted IN
The Tulsa Daily World on the fol-
lowing conditions ONlli
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-30

FOR sALE-NICKLE COFFEE AMI
tea potp S5c; Nickle tea kettles 50c.
.2l1 East It'd ST.
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To Trade.

FOR R.TRADE-HOTEL OF IA ROOMS
with bath, in twon of three thous-
and population in this state. Is on
Main street and between two Ry. de-
pots VIII take Tulsa property, i'm
proved or unmproved, is clear Of in
cumberances. Perfect title. w. A.
Reynolds Phone 2s12. East 3rd
street.
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tinction Of being the first women TO
gaze over the great city, the sur
rounding country and ocean, It was
necessary for the girls to ascend
thirty-nine floors on workmen's make
shift elevators, after which they had
to climb the remaining sixteen floors
by means of slender ladders.
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Phone 2533 for quick Service.
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Live Stock.

FOR SALE: A GOOD BIG FINE
driving horse. a good phaeton and
harness. Phone DR.. p. II. Maygin-
mes.
FOR SALE: THREE Y EAR OLD
Jersey COW, giving milk. j. r. Han
non, East 18th, near Orcutt park.
FOR SALE: GOOD FRESH YOUNG
Jersey COW and heifer calf. A bar
gain. Phone Red 1910.
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WANTED: 100 GALLONS OF GOOD
sweet milk daily. Radix Water Co
ITO Il. Second st.
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
rhe Perverse Husband.

John Collier, the secretary of New York's Board of Moving Picture Cen sors, said the other day;
 0It's no good getting up objectiona- bIe picture plays. We never pass them. In fact. we turn them down so invariably that it seems to me the composers of such plays are ani- mated by a spirit of perversity. They remind me of old Uncle Jethro Husk-
 ~TJncle Jethro sat fishing on the hank of a tiny rivulet. when a stran- ger stopped beside him and said;
 "Ts 1t possible that there are any fish in such a small stream as thatY 1" No. there ain't none.' Uncle Jeth- TO grunted.
 "'But you're fishing?'
 "'Yep,' said Uncle Jeth.
 "eWhat, then, is your ob1ectT
 "sMy object said Uncle Jeth. Is to sbow my wife I ain't got no time to sift the ashes.'"
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
A WEALTHY MOTHER
BEEKs HER LOST DAUGHTER NOW
 WIDOW OF A NEGRO.
Girl Became infatuated With coIored Man, Whom She Afterward Mar rled-Wis Dlsinherited by
 Millionaire Grandfather.

Chicago.-Followirg the suicide of her husband, who killed himself to give her the freedom she desired, Mrs. Grant Shopman, once pretty and a society favorite of Elburn, who mar ried a negro barber under a storm of protest, is wandering the streets of Chicago, an outcast.
 The girl Is the daughter of MT and Mrs. Clarence Green, wealthy Elburn farmers, and a granddaughter Of Jacob Gorham, a St. Charles million aire.
 The husband killed himself by drinking carbolic acid at Oakley sta tion on the Oak Park Elevated rail road, the other evening. Before kill ing himself Shopman telephoned to a friend, telling him his white wife tired of him and that he wanted to free her
 In marrying the girl severed all so- cial and family ties, with the excep- ton of her mother. Miss Green met the negro several years ago when she was nurse at the Chicago hospital, where Shopman was employed as ele- vator operator. At the time she was rumored to be engaged to a prom inent young man of Elburn.
 At El5urn she was regarded as one of the belles of the village. One eve ming she went to party with the El- burn man, after which she returned to Chicago. Three days later her par ents received word of her elopement with Shopman. The girl never re- turned to her home.
 Jacob Gorham, the grandfather, inn mediately disinherited her from shar- ing in his fortune. and in publishing his biography in the town record the girls father made no mention of her. although he spoke of his son.
 So soon as the mother heard of the death of her daughters husband she became anxious for the welfare of her child.
 If she would only come home she would find a welcome" said Mrs. Green. T don't know where my daughter is. She never wrote after she left, but she will always find a home here if she wants to come"
 The words of the grandfather were different He said that he would have nothing more to do with his grand child.
 q don't know where she is and l don't want anything to do with her." he said.
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
Hard to Realize.

The variety of ways in which a giv- en number of articles may be placed has often created much surprise. A mathematician once set himself to the task of calculating the number of different ways in which the fifty-two cards of pack could be distributed among four players, thirteen to each, taking every possible combination. It would be useless to present the an- swer here in long row of figures. for no one can realize what such a nu- merical array really means. but the following illustration can be readily grasped:
 If the entire population of the earth. say one thousand millions of persons, were to deal the cards continually. day and night. for one hundred mill lions of years. at the rate of deal by each person a minute, they would not have exhausted the one hundred thousandth part of the number of es- sentially different ways in which 1t is possible that the cards can be so dis tributed.
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
THESE WOMEN CARD SHARPs
Priest Overheard Conversation in New York Street Car and Trapped
 Church Euchre Players.

New York-Six women "card sharps," who are believed to have had a long and successful career as prize winners at big euchre and other card parties, given under the auspices of church societies in New York city, have been caught operating in Brook lyn by three priests.
 Those familiar with the facts de- clare the women have engaged in their work as professional gamblers for two years and have carried away with them prizes in cash and other articles valued at several thousand dollars. They might have gone on with their scheme indefinitely. but for the fact that priest overheard a con- versation on a street car between two of the women and laid a trap for them.
 In the street car conversation over heard by the priest, one of the women told how she had marked the cards at church euchre party, and thus won the first prize, which was set of sill yer valued at $50.
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
FUNERAL WOULD COST MORE
Reason Why Farmer Agreed to Pay Big Fee to Elderly Physician
 With Established Record.

A medico tells of two physicians in a certain town, the one elderly. with a long record of cures, the other young, with his record still to make. The older doctor, 1t appears, was inclined to surrender some of his night work to the younger man.
 One bitter night in winter the vet eran was aroused by two farmers from a hamlet eight miles away. the wife of one of whom was seriously i'll. The doctor at once referred them to his young colleague; but they refused the latter's services.
 Very we'll" replied the doctor, thinking to put convincing argument before them, "in that case nay fee is two guineas, payable now"
 Whereupon there ensued a remon' strance on the part of the farmers; but the doctor was obdurate. Finally one of the men asked the other:
 Well. what do you think l ought to dor"
 q think you'd better pay him the two guineas," said the other. "The fu- neral would cost you more e-"-Tit-Bits
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
MAY ExPEL WITCHES
Government Is After Workers Of Magic Who Fatten on creduIity
 of the Peasants.

M. Cruppi, as minister of justice, is hard at work attempting to crush the practice of sorcery in France This seems a curious necessity in the twentieth century, but it is a very real necessity for all that. French people. like all Latins. are very super stitious, and although most people in the towns laugh at the thought read CTS and the rest of the tribe even while they go to consult them, the wise woman. the witch and workers of magic. black and white, exist in the country and practice their arts with impunity to their own satisfac- tion and occasionally to that of their victims
 A case in a village in Normandy may be recalled, a short while ago, where an old woman died of fright because she had been "bewitched." !" She had refused to give or sell the witch some eggs because she wanted them herself The witch made signs at her and told her she was stricken dumb. The old woman proved con- clusively till the witch went away that she was not dumb just yet at all events. but that evening she scalded her tongue badly with her soup; it swelled a little, and she could not speak distinctly. This frightened her so (she was woman of 80 and illit- erate) that she took to her bed. had stroke of paralysis and died a few days afterward
 At Morlaix last week a worker of white magic killed a girl of IS as surely as though he had shot her through the head. She suffered from bronchitis. To cure her the wizard" ordered her to go barefoot to the cemetery, collect some earth from a newly-made grave. strip herself com pletely, and after finding a spider to walk home with the grave earth in one hand and the spider in the oth- CT. She was then to bury them out side her garden gate and to cut her finger nails and toe nails with a pair of rusty scissors before she re-enter- ed the house. The girl followed the prescription carefully, and, being i'll before she followed 1t, she not un- naturally caught another cold and died.-Paris Letter to the London Express.
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
Spare the Doves.

The turtle doves are great feeders on the seeds of weeds, and do much to protect growing crops from harm through the ravages of those weeds on the seeds of which they feed. The government biological survey, in con ducting it's investigation to determine the economic value of these birds. found in the stomachs of three turtle doves 23,1OO hawkweed seeds. with the seeds of several other kinds of weeds which have caused the farmer inconvenience and expense during a larger portion of the crop growing season. These birds are much more effective as weed exterminating force than an army of men with hoes and weeders. because the best that man can do is to keep the weeds in checks to a certain extent, while the seed devoured by the bird is de stroyed and prevented from taking root. It is estimated that the natural increase of these birds, if they were allowed to multiply without interrup- tion. would save the American farmer at least $500. 100000 a year.
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
Radium Rreezes for eout.

Radium-laden breezes are the very latest things in the treatment of gout. One of the papers read at the German Medical congress, which has just been held at Wiesbaden. was on the appli- cation of radium in the aerial state. Radium "'emanatoria" have been es- tabIished in Berlin and at Bad Hom- burg. and now Ems is to have one. A special apparatus from which radium is transported in a current of fresh, cool air, is fixed in a room, and the patients have merely to sit in the room and talk or read; the radium in solution in the air does the rest, and affects the blood through the lungs. This treatment is especially recom- mended for all gouty ailments. Dur ing the last hot summer it has afford ed to gouty subjects something more than an amelioration-amoun al- most to a pleasing compensation for their aches and pains
The Holbrook news., 1912-01-19
MRS. BROWNS PREFERENCE
Favors Man Who Goes Out With Pale to One Fastened for Life to
 Dirigible Balloon.

Iris a strange thing" said Mrs Brown to her neighbor, Mrs. Henry, ito see a slip of a woman like Mrs Smith turning a big fat creature like her husband round and round her lit tie finger"
 Tt Is so," agreed Mrs. Henry.
 And so she's proud of himI She'd better not show her pride to me any more," said Mrs. Brown. Not since she took 1t upon herself to make re- marks about Brown"
 'Tndeed?"
 He has his faults, my husband. but I'll take no criticism from Mary SmithI A week ago. in her own kitchen, says she, What your husband needs is the restraining hand, Mrs. Brown. He's out too much with his friends
 Mrs. Smith, says. I'd rather be married to a man that goes out with his pals manlike than be fastened for life to a. dirigible balloonI"