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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Vote 70 Impeach Archibald.

Washington.-The house judiciary
committee voted to report articles of
impeachment against Judge Robert
w. Archibald of the commerce court,
who has been under investigation for
alleged m~isbehavior in office.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

.Baltimore.-Alton B. Parker. whom
the Democrats nominated for presi-
dent at st. Louis in 1904, was select
ed as temporary chairman Of the Dem
ocratic national convention on the
second ballot in the committee.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Uneasy.

why do you avoid Mrs. Wombat?"
II think she's been talking about
me-"
Nonsense. I'm with her constantly,
and I've never heard her say q word
well, there's NO telling when she'll
begin. She moved into the house we
moved out Of"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Ger. Braaq Is Dead.

Fond du Lac, Wis.-Gen. Edward s.
Bragg, commander of the famous Iron
Brigade in the civil war, died here.
Gen. Bragg had been in feeble health
for a number OF years and was IS
wears old last February.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
L.ixinustone MEDAL 70 Amundse!

New York.-The Royal Scottish
Geographical society Of Great Britain
has decided to award the Livingstone
gold medal to Road Amundsen for
his recent geographical discoveries In
The Antarctic regions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

The Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston,
Mass, will send a large trial box of
Paxtine Antiseptic, a delightful cleans
ing and germicidal toilet preparation,
to any woman, free, upon request.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Outline Repartee.

How" said q lawyer to a witness.
how can you possibly bear such tes-
timony against this mar who you say
is your friend?"
Sir" said the man, "he is my
friend, and I love him, but love
Truth more"
"You should be ashamed" replied
the lawyer, TO turn your back on a
friend for one who is a perfect strang-
or to you"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
EIoin Bank Men indicted.

Chicago.-The federal grand jury
returned indictments against Louis
M. Seaman. cashier Of the Elgin, ILL.,.
National bank, and Merriam s. Joce1
lyn, assistant cashier, charging mis-
appropriation of the banks funds.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Livingstone Medal to Amundsen.

Livingstone MedaI to Amundsen.
New York.-The Royal Scottish Geo
graphical society Of Great Britain has
decided to award the Livingstone gold
medal to ROAD Amundsen for his re-
cent geographical discoveries in the
Antarctic regions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Rnrna 10 Death Under Auto

Hampstead, N. Y.-Arthur Baum
gartner Of Hampstead was burned to
death and six others were injured.
two probably fatally, In a collision be-
tween a high-power touring al and 2
runabout.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Brandt Loses In Court,

Albany, N. Y.-Foulke e. Brandt,
former valet for Mortimer L. Schiffs
lost in the court of appeals. The
court unanimously remanded Brandt
to Clinton prison to serve the re-
mainder OF his sentence Of 80 years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
hIa Choice.

''This enterprise is Q promising
one"
Els 1t? But what I'm looking for is
q paying proposition"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Santiago de Cubas-Fifteen Cuban
soldiers we're reported killed IN battle
WITH 4 detachment from the army Of
the rebel Gen. Antomarchi, between
I'll Caney and ri Cristo. twenty-five
miles from Santiago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

White Plains, N. Y.-Anxious to
help the state Keep Harry x. Thaw
Id Matteawan. Evelyn Nesbit THAI
continued her testimony against b
husband before Justice Keough.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Quits G. & A.

New York.--Announcement was
made here that Theodore P. Shonts
had resigned as president Of the Chi
cago & Alton railroad.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Hardly Suitable,

Settlement Worker-Since meat 10
so high why not s vegetables?
Mrs. Grogan--They don't do q black
eye no good.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Lona Service.

"You say you were in one place for
ten years. Why did you leave?"
II was pardoned by the gov'nor,
mum."-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Arroyo Takes Town of BatopiIas.

La Cruz, Mex.-Gen. Huerta has re-
ceived d report from Col. Arroyo stat
ing he had taken the town of Batopi-
las, 80 miles due west of here and an
important pass in the mountain.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Eyes, that is true; but, thank
goodness, to unmake them we have
to 60 only as far as Reno"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Just one cup of Garfield Tea taken before
gently and thoroughly of ell impurities.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Relieves and cures itching, torturing dis
eases of the skin and mucous membrane
A superior Pile Cure. rs and 80 cents, by
drupeists. For free sample write to ]. ".
Cole q Co., Black River Falls, wis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Children who have been brought
up as pets may never get over being
disagreeable. a
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

X Society forgives a man II he breaks
the Ten Commandments, but never II
he goes broke himself.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Makes a Difference.

What is this?"
"As you see, it is a badge demand
ing votes for women"
"You wearing such a badge"
Eyes, l." e
But you always told me you could
never see any reason for women's sui
frage."
Yves; but | didn't know it was go
ing to became a rather stylish fad"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

When you are expecting an oppcr-
tunity 1t is sure to miss the boat. Il
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Neoro Bandits XIII Policeman.

Negro Bandits XIII Policeman.
Memphis, Tenn. M. Taylor, po-
liceman, was killed in q pistol battle
with three negroes, street car bandits.
Twenty suspects are under arrest.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Years ago Garfield Tea was introduced
and since Its appearance has won hearty OPP
proyal because it does what Is claimed for 1t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
Harmon to Remain at Home During
Convention.

Columbus, OFT was announced at
the governors office that Gov. Harr
mon would not attend the Democratic
national convention at Baltimore. He
will remain In Columbus at his execu-
tive offices.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

LEWIS Single Binder Be cigar; so rich
in quality that, most smokers prefer them
to loo cigars.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

81 say, how is that new baby over
to your house?"
TITS a bowling success"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Some philanthropist should offer a
reward for a college that doesn't need
the money.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27
WILLING q DYE.

Ella-Are you afraid to die?
Stella-Not II | feel that the color
a. hacnyniop 10 me AZ
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Garfield Tea, the Natsrsl Laxative Is made
entirely Of carefully selected pure herbs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

It's difficult for the average man to
understand why some women are jeal-
Gus of their husbands,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

Chinner-I had to laugh at the ball
game today. 1t always makes me
laugh when anybody's caught nap
ping.
Miss Wearyone-Really? Then I'm
afraid you'll be laughing at me in a
few minutes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-06-27

The man who sings his own praise
seldom gets an encore.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16

TASTE ID ycur mou|1 sour ewes burn.
lori skin is yellow with dirk rings
under Your eyes: Your HIS are
narehed SO wonder you feel usly,
mean and5iii tempered our system
Is 5uli Of bic not pFoneris passed OIL,
and what you need IS d cleaning up
Inside. Don't continue being d bill
ious nuisance to Yourself and THOSE
who love YOU, and don't resort to
harsh physics that irFitate and iniure.
Remember that every disorder Of the
stomach. liver and intestines can be
quickly cured by morning with gen.
tie, thorough CascRrets they work
while you sleep. A 31O-cent box rom
yoar idtugglst win Keep YOU anu DE
entire family feeling good for months.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
Eashlon HInta.

Surah silk and soft-hnlshed taffela
are again meeting with popular Ia
vor These silks have unusual wear.
ing qualities, and are at the same time
light in weight and particularly adapt
able to Che seasons styles, Silk serge
is also popular fabric, while vol!es
aud henrietta cloth are much in cvi-
denee for semi-dressy one.piece gowns.
Printed chiffon combined with soft
messalines are used for some of the
handsome new models of distinctly
dressy type. Brilliant colors and lin.
usually rich bejeweled trimmings will
be quite the vogue throughout the en-
tire winter. Dull, burnt shades and
quiet effects have apparently had their
day, and no gown is considered quite
perfect without at least an overdrap-
cry or an underlay Of some one OF the
gorgeous strong colors associated with
the coronation festivities.-Harper's
Bazaar.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
ALWAYS HAVE PROOF
OF YOUR STATEMENTS.
Official Figures Should Be Submitted
In Order to Avoid All Chance
Of Argument.

How many times have you been
sure that you were right n an argu-
ment, but had no way OF proving your
contention? One man claimed tha;
the battlesllip Maine was blown up in
Havana harbor in the year 1898. An
other man disputed this and said he
knew it was in 1899 because that was
the year Of the Spanish-AmerIcan war.
The first man was correct. as he
could easily prove by the Standard
Atlas. Both of these events occurred
In the year 1898.
The West virginlan's Atlas sets
forth all of this Information in such
way that one may get 1t at a glance.
AS is shown by these tables and charts
of universal history. many important
events occurred in the year 1888, 1t
was the year OF the great naval vic
tories in Manila Bay aud Santiago;
the Dreyfus affair, that agitated Off
cial circles In France, came out in that
year; 1t was the year Of the annexa.
ton of Hawaii; other events of world
interest are all shown In the Standard
Atlas, not only the events of recent
years such as are given in almanecs,
but of all time so far as It is'recorded,
somewhere upwards of ten thousand
years.
Is not this a book that will prove
your statements? 1t ends all chances
OF argument. 1t is complete in every
detail
For short time only sou can get
this wonderful book through The
West ylrgInian. Turn to the display
announcement on another page OF this
issue aud find It explained therein.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
eR0e q and TRIe0I
p cTIoNs FOR Waxing sERgs
IcEsBLE sIEEPiNc SOCKS
Comfort o. Ire Smaller Members
q the AousshoId Especially
served by These Useful
hIttie ArtlcIea.
About three-ounce folr.ply wool and

4 7 i b y + u 3. u
About three-ounce fohr.piy wool and
. bone hook. about No. 49,
Work So chain stitches, turn.
Row LA treble in the.foarth from
hook and in each Of the other 49
stitches 81 trebles in all, the turning
chain counting as one treble.
Rows and 3.-', turn with 2 chain.
q treble in back thread OF each stitch
OF previous row. Repeat from
Row 4.--Work a tricot loop through
the back thread OF each stitch Of
previous rGS. work back as usual.
Seventeen more rows Of plain tri-
K Do not break of. but with a fresh
piece Of wool work plain trlcot across
the II middle stitches
Seventeen more rows upon this.
Decrease each Of the next two rows
by taking two stitches together on
each side the toe
Work off all the - stitches like
double crochet. then work single
crochet or chain stitch into the end
stitch Of each row back to the long
rows. Cast of the wool, and secure
on the wrong side OF the work.
Recommence from where the wool
was left and work a double crochet
into each stitch right round to the
other end of the long row, : turn
with one chain, and work a double
crochet into the back thread OF each
stitch Of the previous row, back to
the starting point, repeat from TIL
there are Ave ribs. Decrease each OF
the next four rows (tEo RIBS by
taking two stitches together twice on
each side of the toe. place the two
sides OF the foot together, and join
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16

E. I. laughlinl
llied 81 ilis home a airmollt, WI
VIZ January q. igI2I rom injuries
receffed oR Jsnaafg u. Willie le and
sllis sct aere liff3ue d purip ron i
we'll Having raised the pump some
ne feet from The Wsli and fastened II,
3he was drilling a hole ID the pipe
when the fastening gave way, letting
the pump toket6ef with seSeral feet
Of pipe drop when some part Of the
pump struck lin on the foFohead;t
iraeturlng the skull and otherwise
bruiabis the head and face. After be.
ing Ghrt lie walked with some assist
ance 10 his home. a distance OF as,
Yards telling his wife as he entered
the room that he feared he was ia.
tally hurt after which hebecame IN.
conscious and remained in that condi,
ton until relieved By death. The son
Of DR.. j. W. Laughlin, oil Deer Park,
Nd. Was born In Waynesburg, Pa,
September. 1861, being at the time OF
Ills death IN the 51st year Of his age,
AT one year OF age he was taken into
the home OF his grandfather, Robert
Laughlin, late OF Spraggs. Pa where
lie grew to manhood. Being OF a gem
ial and afrabie disposition to become
acquainted with him was to become
his friend always looking on the sunny
side Of life. He always had a smile
and a Kind word for all The love and
esteem IN which he was held in his
home town was well attested to by
the many who visited him in his last
illness, the floral tributes that crown
cd his casket and the large coneourse
that attended his funeral. A beauti-
ful song service was conducted at his
late home on January is, after which |
the remains were takerto the N. E.
church at Barnstown, where an i'm
presslye funeral service wxas. conduct,
ed by his pastor. AT the close Of this
service all that was mortal OF r. L.
Laughlln was borne by tender hands
by sorrowing relatives
and friends to Woodlawn cemetery at
Fairmont, W. Va. where they were
aid to wait the call OF the just De
.eased was member Of the N. Il.
;hurch with which he had been iden-
.ified for number Of years. He leaves
% mourn his demise wife who wcs
/ daughter of the late John l., Delaney
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16

SAN st.lllcfseC Mourning ine
loss 81 their baby boz WHO WAS laken
from lem under hear fendlns circuu
stances, Major Albert Truby Of the
army medical corps alia l,ls VIE who
was Miss Elizabeth Downing { Popular
belle Of local satiafs returned 10
BerkIeg YESTERDAY non lie Philip
pines On. tia army Transport Ihonas
With them were Se little girls white
their baby boy is;dsads his Nurse hsy
ing taken the BABY IA her when Size
ccmE5tted suicldeb jumping INTO she
Pacific ocean.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
riME9To Die

When You have yourself persuaded
that this lie is stale and iaded. that
there's nothing worth an effort under
meath tie iroRning SKY, when you've
ieaciled The dire conviction that old
rrntli herseifs a fiction, and that all
Is false and shoddy, then it's up to
you Is die. When the people bore and
hurt you who. believed nshuman virtue,
since gon long ago decided that all
cIrtue q joke when no kind .sor
worthy action brings . glow Of salts
factiotis You've oEsgrown the world
yo1 live In anu It's IN to you to croak.
When at morn yon leave the downy
With d contenance all fi'owny; when
you gloom around your shanty like the
dame ii. Moated Grange, when you
cam Az up d CHEEKY greeting for the
hausffaa5weafy, you are slowly decom-
posing ana it's time you crossed tine
range When good motives you'd deny
us. when YOU ieer at all things Dious,
when your breasts become headquar-
ters for 4 case of doleful dumps, when
Sou 90 your journey stareWin' prophe-
icIes of Ruthless ruin, then j guess
you're one too many, and It's time
You bumped the bumps
sis. y (0a.Smts.c44
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
FRI=...GI.i.kLES
Now Istthe Time to Get Rid of These
- 49, Ilnlv nots.

Now isithe Time to Get Rid of These
Ugly pots,
The woman with tender skin breads
February because II Is sure ID fcover
her face with ugly-freckles. No mat
ter how thick her yeil, the sun and
wind vim surely make her freckle.
Fortunately for her peace of mind,
the recent discovery q a new drug,
othine double strength makes 1t
possible for even those most suscep
.tible to- freckles to keep the skin
clear and white. No matter how
stubborn case Of freckles you have,
the double strength othine will re.
move them, Get an ounce package
from n. D. Christie and Danish the
freekles. Money back II 1t fails.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
Red Robert,s scrappy Son.

Bob Fitzsimmons is preparing aNsur-
prise for boxing fans. He has no in
tention Of coming back" in person,
reports to the contrary nonwithstand-
ing, but he is coming back as the back.
er Of his husky son, Bob Fitzsimmons,
Jr., whom he has been secretly train
ing as a white hope at Ills place at
Dunellen, n. J. Bob .Jr., is only 16
years OF age, but he is s feet tall,
weighs 100 pounds, and is backed by
all the ring craft and generalship that
his father has been able to impart in
long and careful training. He is too
young as yet to begin climbing, but
will be ready when his father says the
word.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
Rich Ribbons.

A striking feature noticed on some
Of the smart lace blouses and hand
some lace gowns is the touch of rich
dark blue velvet ribbos used in several
different ways. Combined with the
blue ribbons are small square or OBJ
long buckles OF brllliants and sap.
phires. The ribbon is arranged to
hold up bit of lace drapery on the
bodice or some lace effect on the
sleeves. The broad ribbon or panel
effect starting4from the walstline in
back shows one of the lovely button
or buckle affairs put slightly to one
side, and the scalloped overdress or
overslArt Of chiffon is frequently
caught together into fat knots OF the
blue velvet, which are themselves held
by buckles.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
AnelI.knbanre.

Abe Attel is keeping the wires busy
telling the gang that he will whip Kill
bane in short order next Thursday at
Los Angeles. 81 don't know how long
I'll let Kilbane stay, but don't forget
to have the family jewels riding on an
Attell victory"
1t is possible that the baimy air OF
Los Angeles may prove the fountain
of youth" to Able, for when he left
New York he appeared to have gone
back. Stop glggling.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
EE!E GHLRTERS
THREE CONCERNS ARE IrlcoR-
RATED UNDER THE LAWS OF
the STATE OF w. VA.

THE STATE OF WA.
CIIAaLI TON, W. Va. Feb. 49,
The following charters have been Is
sued by the Secretary OF State:
Wopdheid Coal Company, of Fair
mont W. va, with chief works to be
located in Marion county, TO mine
coal! Authorized capital, $4,000. In
corpora tors John J.. Lehman, Harry
shaw, E. ii! showalter and Fl. F.
Smith Of Fairmont, and j. F. 6eatty,
otsSianniigt6n, Viva.
Looperr cooperative Coal company
tofSIIarttord, Ark, to mine coal in the
State Of Arkansas. Authorized capital
$4,000 Incorporators; o. t. Looper
ana j. Tglgg, of Midland. Ark, j.
D. Benpight, w 7. Hall, L. .; claborh
and8Dick Garrett! OF Hartford, Ark.
Huntington Tobacco Association, of
Huntington, w Va, tOsregulate the
sale 81 tobacco. Authorized capitaI,
$4,000! Ihcorporators: H. E. Coleman,
ii. q. spilman, G. d. Thornton, Joe
Saunders, KrHkine spilman and ]. c.
Ellis, all Huntingdon +"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
3 r 0 R I s
News ana Gossip
softhe Sporting World.
iBy Mel
tommy sufns Wantt 10 Fluht.

AWlWI ,8HtU9s NaWAN ~ N7NnHes
Tommy Burns, who, at one time was
worlds heavyweight champion by
grace Oh JaHies Jearies, Is going 10
select bis company in the future.
Thomas returned from the antipotes
a few days ago and was Immediately
invited tomingle with Carl Morris for
80 minutes and receive d nice, fat
purse fofhis efforts.
To the flattering offer Burns turned
his tin ear and said "i'ni not a.guin'
10 fight Carl Morris or anybody else
but Jack Johnson or Jim Flynn"
Notwithstanding that Johnson
wrested the title from Burns with the
greatest ease, the latter sees visions
Of a fat bank roll in another meeting
with the madufo titleholder. Tom
my's dope may be all right, but 1t Is
hard 10 figure where he could get any
money II lie clashed with Johnson
again. To get going with Flynn will
be a tough proposition, as James is
bulling the country on his contemplat.
ed affair with Lil-Artha next summer.
II Tommy desires little publicity.
he should challenge JEFF, now that the
latter has blabbed about thinking Of
tothe squared circle. In the
II Tommy desires to add to-
his bapk account. he had better drift
around New York way and tackle Nor.
lis or Al Palzer These bruisers will
Keep lin busy, and 1t will give him a
,hance to also let the boys see how
good be is s
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-16
with single crochet on the wrong
efdA

.- ..I"- y
with single crochet on the wrong
side
Note.-ln working double crochets
on tricot, take the same thread as for
trieot; aud when working along the
second side Of the front, take the tri-
cot thread beneath Fhe single crochet.
JON me leg either by single Gro
Chef or by sewing
~ For the top: u.
ROW Twin the wrong side OF the