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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Bad for Her Child,

81 see that your husband is taking one OF your
neighbors children as q caddy when he goes on
the golf links"
Yes"
But why doesn't your son go with him!
Doesn't he like to carry his fathers clubs?"
Eyes, but put a stop to it when | found out
what terrible language my husband uses when he
foozles. | made him get another boy or drop the
game"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

Here's consolation for the marria
man: When the suffragettes gal
their point, and an election doesl'
go his way, he can blame it on ia
wife.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Indian Rulers Shrewd Idea Which
Taxed the Ingenuity of the First
of Experts.

Some years ago a famous firm of
British lockmakers received an order
that taxed all the ingenuity of their
experts. 1t being point of honor
with the firm that no order, however
rselessly ingenious, shall battle the in
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
A Special Favor.

Customer want a ton of coal
Dealer-Yes. sir. What size?
Customer-Well, if it's not asklrl
too much, I'd like to have 2,oH
pound ton.-Brooklyn Life.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Paw for Extra Care.

Chicks Matched in June, July and
August begin laying in February and
March, and lay enough the first sea-
son to pay for the extra care.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

OMAN has emancipated herself in
the tropical isles of the Pacific.
Once she did all the drudgery. now
she makes leis of flowers for the
men to wear about their heads
while they do the hard work nee
essary TO support the family AT
best the Polynesian woman will
only work with her husband, but
never for him, The beautiful re-
suits of her industry of long ago
in the South Seas. when man was
master. are almost things Of the
past. to be found nowadays as price
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Explained.

Ascum-TeIl me, which is proper? Would you
say, at is possible for two to five on $40 week
or ION $40 weellly?"
Wise-WeI I'd say: 1T is possible for two to
live on $40 a week weakly."-Cathohc standard
and Times.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

A man thinks a girl is perfectpH
proper who refuses to kiss him-Oe
cause he can't think of any other res
son why she should refuse.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Warning Of.

Impecunious Nobleman-Sir l understand you
have a peerless daughter
Old Moneybags-Yes and you might as well I'M
derstand first as last, that she is going to stay
peerless as far as you fortune hunters are con-
cerned.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Law Little Prue,

Sue--Wouldn't you just like to be as happy as
a lark?
Prue-No, indeed. Think of the time they have
to get up--Lippncott's
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

1t always makes good What3 Carrie.
Tea, the Natural Laxative. composed eltIs!
OF pure, wholesome and healthgiying helOs
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
A Roland for Al oliver.

"Mr. Stint l want to marry your daughter"
Would you promise me, sir, to support ner
in the way to which she has been accus-
tomed@
ooh. no, sir wouldn't be that mean to her.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

A man is judged by the compap
he keeps, and by the cigars he glVa
away.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Young Orchards.

Examine the young orchard trees
for injuries by mice or rabbits.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
AS the Romans Do,

How long did it take you to ~
Rome?" About twice as long as i
took Rome to do us."-Life.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
Compensation

Compensation.
Tailor-The last suit made for you was
little tight. so l am making this one loose.
give every one square deal--Pele Mele
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

When a mans conscience troup1
him he thinks he has indigestion
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
A Matter of Names.

What is the difference betWeel
pomme de terre and potato?" ADO"
two dollars. Harvard Lampoon.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05
For SUMMER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the 5osv remedy-ss.
matter what causes them-whether from ~
heat, sitting in draughts, feverish conduICs
etc. lOc., 25c. and 5Oc. per bottle at medl'l"
stores.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

not yet quite come in Fiji when al the POPULATION
may sit with hands folded, waiting for the eno'
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-07-05

The well-drained garden is an early
garden.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15
Why Fret7

| In the November American Magazine
appears the following:
Are the trains too slow for you
Caesar, with all OF his court, never 'ex.
ceeded the speed limit.
Are your wages too small? In En-
rope people are content with making d
living.
Are the lights too dim? David
wrote his psalms by the light Of a
smoky torch.
Are you ugly2 Cleopatra, though
homely, bewitched two emperors.
Are You cold The soldiers of Val
ley Forge walked barefoot on the Ice
and snow.
Are you hungry The children Of India
are starving for want Of crust Of
bread.
"Are You tiredg Why fret about IL
Jacob was tired when he dreamed OF the
angels Of Heaven
Are you sick2 Suppose You had
lived two thousand years ago when sick
ness was fatal
Are you poorf The Sasiear Of Men
was not wealthy.
Cheer up Praise God that you live
in the midst Of his blessings!
"Why frety"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15

i London, Nov. l5.--The House of Com
mons yesterday afternoon adjourned till
Monday, acting ON suggestion which IL
! believed to have been emanated from
King George himself. The proposal was
made by the speaker, who intimated
| that it would be advisable "for the
House to take further time to consider
the points at issue" between the two
factions in regard to the home rule meas
ure. A graceful apology from Donald
Mcneil, the Unionist member WAC
hurled the book at Winston Churchill,
| first lord of the admiralty, during the
disturbance, helped to cool the atmos.
phere yesterday.
Winston Churchill accepted the olive
branch with equal heartincss. The speak
err of the House of Commons, in his
remarks suggesting that the members
take period for reflection. emphasized
the undesirability OF Parliament depart
ing from its established presidents. He
said he could not help thinking that
some solution of the difficulty might be
found which would be acceptable to all
parties and would be more in accordance
with the precedents which had governed
the House and would not set up new
precedent. Premier Asquith and Andrew
Bonar Law the leader of the Unionists,
both welcomed the speakers interposl-
ton which the Unionists claim as
victory for their contention.
The Times parliamentary oerrespon-
dent says that the Unionist leaders, art
er the adjournment of the House, held
private conference and decided that
unless the government should find par
liamentarv and constitutional way out
of the difficulty created by its defeat
on the home rule amendment. the OPP
position would refuse to permit con-
tinuanee of the proceedings of the House
OF Commons. 1t was stated that the
Unionist leaders had the warmest sup
port of their followers in this policy and |
in their determination TO prevent debate
on the premier's motion to rescind Sir |
Frederick Ranhury's amendment.
The House Of Commons. the popular |
house of the mother Of parliaments,r /
was the scene Wednesday night Of q |
riot over Asquiths proposal TO rescind |
the action Of Monday. The Unionists
refused to permit the debate. and the
speaker was forced to adjourn the scs.
sion on account Of the disorder. This
il an extremely rare necessity. and the
situation is considered as critical one. I
The Unionist action Is made IN an eff
fort to force the government To resign.
The uproar far exceeded that which
stified Premier Asquith's speech when he
introduced the home rule bill, and has
not been equalled since the free fight
over Gladstonc's first home rule meas
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15

the various layers break the light into
colors, which change, OF course, accord
ing to the position of the stone.
The iridescence of nacre, or mother-of-
pearl, is also matter of form and not
actual color. In fact, all 'changeablep
colors are more or less the result OF
form even when there is augmentation
beneath. such as in certain ribbed silks.
When the sunlight bears directly upon
finely ribbed metal. as file, there is
the same play of colors.
In the case OF the mother-of pearl an
interesting experiment Las been made.
An impression Of the pearl was taken
upon pure white wax. 1t was then
found that the apparently smooth sur
face of the pearl had still sufficient ir-
Irregularities to impress upon the wax a
surface that resulted in similar color
manifestation. Harper's Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15

ure. The ministers were tainted will
epithets like traitors" apes"
Sir William Bull, unionist for Ham
nersmith, was ordered from the foo
for repeatedly calling Mr.. Asquith z
traitor" After adjournment the Union
lists doubled up programs and threw
them across the floor ut the prime min
lister. Winston Spencer Churchill, first
lord of the admiralty. was hit with q
heavy book hurled from the camp ol
the enemy. A fight appeared imminent
until win Crooks, the Labor member
poured oil on the troubled waters by
starting the singing OF "Auld Lang
| Syne."
When the session began there were
| packed benches. The premior's follow
crs gave him great chez, on his en-.
| trance and demonstrated that they We're
present in force by defeating II motion
TO adjourn early in the proceedings by q
vote of 1927 to els. The substance Of
Mr.. Asquith's motion was that the Ban
bury amendment be rescinded, "notwith.
standing anything in any standing order
of the House." and that the order of
the House in respect to the home rule
bin take effect as though Mondays pro-
ccedings had not taken place.
The effect Of this would be practically
to begin again the consideration Of the
bill at the clause where the Banbury
amendment was offered. Andrew Bonar
Law, leader OF the opposition, had the
floor quickly and inquired whether there
was any precedent for the governments
course and whether IL would not de-
stroy all safeguards for regularity in
the House of Commons proceedings.
Amid loud opposition cheers, the speak
er replied that he could find no precedent
for resembling decision of the House
arrived at during the passage of bill.
Whether it would destroy the safe
guard was a matter on which every
member must form his own judgment.
There was long discussion on TIE par
liamentary points, and then Mr., Asquith
arose and said that no notice had been
given of the amendment offered by Sir
Frederick Banbury and that its discus
sion was brief. He doubted If the mem
bers on either side had appreciated its
1t would reduce the $50.
100000 which it was proposed to trans
fer TO the Irish government to Sl2,500,-
OOn.
IF the decision come TO Monday re-
mains unconsidered,' said the premier
grayely, "or, on reconsideration, Is found
to be the deliberate judgment Of the
House, it would be impossible for the
government to proceed with the bill.
There are two reasons for this. In the
FIRST place, mortal blow would have
been struck. Mr.. Bonar Law-Has
been. FAT the financial arrangements Of
the BILL Next, | strongly hold that
\ bill passing this House should receive
upon all substantial and vital points the
issents Of the majority Of the House.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15
The opaPs colors.

The opal has no color in the sense of
pigmentation. To break open an opal
in order to observe its hues would be the
equivalent to killing the goose that laid
the golden eggs. Neither golden eggs
nor rainbow hues would be founc,
Opal consists of hydrated silica. 1t is
not uniform in texture. Ii the word
surface may be used for interior con.
ditions. it might be said that the opalne
silica Is IN the form oi surfaces and lay
ers that lie compactly against one anoth-
Or. These layers refract the light at
various angles, giving for the colored
flashes in the same way that pure
crystal prism refracts the colors of the
spectrum. Technically speaking, these
layers of silica are said TO possess a
different index Of rcfraction from that
OF the natrix As the opal is moved,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15
PLINY's COUNTRY HOMES.
The Famous Roman Loved the Luxu.
rious Life Of His Day.

rious Life Of His Day.
/ Piiny gives US a minute and loving
| picture of his country homes-of Como,
| where he was born and which be loved
with the tenderness of Cowper:
/ Scenes that soothed
And charmed me young. no longer young.
find
Still soothing and of power to charm me
still;
Of his elaborate and splendid villas In
Tuscany and at Laurentum. which he
describes with detail OF singular In
terest TO the antiquarian, halls. baths.
libraries. porticoes. sitting rooms for
the day and for the night, for COM
pany, for privacy; chambers looking
out upon the wide prospect. sea or
stars. chambers hidden and secluded.
where no noise of busy people comes,
no murmur of the waves, no tumult of
the storm, nor glare of lightning-nay.
IL you wish, not even the light of day.
when the shutters are closed" trim
gardens, with flowers and fruit and
shade. and over the whole dwelling
gladstone vines. creeping from roof to
roof up to the highest peak of all.
They knew what luxury was. those
wealthy Romans, and Pliny was by
no means one of the wealthiest
We hear not only OF Pliny's abodes.
but of his friends and he was a man
TO have many OF them. The most
august was the Emperor Trajap him.
self, and collection of letters sur
wives exchanged between the two
when Pliny was governor Of the prov
inces of BIthynia and Pontica. The
most interesting of these deal with
the treatment of the Christians and
show the attitude OF humane and
kindly Roman gentleman toward those
who. be felt. must be punished. not
because they held outlsndish beliefs.
but because the refused TO recognize
the supreme control of the civil au-
fhority.-Gamaliel Bradford. Jr.. In
Yale Review.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15
His Own Words.

Hubby-You could make me very
happy IL you would only exert yourself
a little
wife-But you told me when | &C.
cepted you that I'D made you the hap
piest man on earth. How can ] i'm.
prove on Boston Transcript
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15

Said Edith 70 her doll. There. don't
answer me back. You mustn't he saucy
no matter how hateful am. You must
remember am your mother
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15

in delightful blend. 1t supplies the
spicy finishing touch that adds SO much
to dishes That would otherwise be COM
monplacc and uninviting. That's what
you get in
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15
Cascara Tablets
Five Grains

This is the regular Chocolate. Coated
SCR. tablet so popular with many
people as laxative. Positive in its
action and easy to take. Bottle of
100 tablets, regular price SOC, our
price 25c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15

We have a complete stock OF La
dies Combs in variety of sizes and
weights, including Partisan Ivory.
See them.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-11-15

Especially recommended for sallow-
complexioned and pale people. Will
improve the appetite and impart
strength and tone to the entire sys.
tenn. They supply the body with
those elements which the diseased
conditions indicate are most wanting.
EXTRA SPECIAL PRICE, 25c for
100 pills.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02
LOCAL HAPPENINGS

Supervisor w. G. Dickinson re- turned from Los Angeles Monday morning.
 Remember tomorrow is the last day you can get the boy an all wool suit for S2. so. Rabbit Bros.
 George Lumpkin who is brak- ing out of Winslow, was visiting friends in Flagstaff few days this week.
 MT. C. ]. Rabbit, who has been with his family in Los Angeles for severial weeks, returned Monday.
 Henry Bubenheim, the rotund cook who can cook, eat and speak in German, returned Monday from McCarthy's, N. M.
 Watch for our advertisement in next weeks paper. There'll be something doing in the CD depart ment. - Rabbit Bros.
 Supervisor Jesse Gregg left Monday evening for Los Angeles to secure special treatment for stomach trouble. He has been suffering for long time and hopes for relief from specialists.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

Jack Witherow has been given charge of the Santa Fe pumping plant at Bellemont and took charge the first of the month.
 ]. w McCormac was here over Sunday He lett Monday for Williams and Grand Canyon to continue his real estate operations.
 Mir. and Mrs. T. E. Pollock left Tuesday evening for Phoenix. MT. Pollock will visit his banking interests at Duglas before return ing.
 Judge E. M. Doe left Monday for Prescott to close up the federal court work and will sign his name several hundred times in closing up the records.
 R. w. Lescher, the Phoenix architect, was in Flagstaff last week with plans for the new Nor mai dining room which will be built this spring.
 Tomorrow night will mark the closing of the clearance sale that has been going on in the clothing and furnishing departments at Rabbit Bros. Bear in mind this will be your last chance to pur- chase at these reduced prices.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

Peter Michelbach is throughly we'll pleased because of the ar rival of a brand new baby girl at his house last Friday. She will speak German when she gets older.
 Judge w. H. Welsh of Gold roads who has been sojourning in the city for several days, has al- most come to the conclusion that if it was not for Goldroads he would locate here and become an associate Justice with Judge J. O. Harrington.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

Sedentary habits, lack of out door exercise, insufficient mastifi- cation of food, constipation, a torpid liver, worry and anxiety, are the most common causes of stomach troubles. Correct your habits and take Chamberlain's s Stomach and Liver Tablets and you will soon be well again. For sale by all dealers.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

MT. and Mrs. Joe Reber left Wednesday for Los Angeles to make their future home. Mir. and Mrs. Reber have made many worm friends during their stay in Flag staff who very much regret their leaving.
 Little Clyde Thompson was somewhat excited last week when he heard the band playing and saw bonfire burning at the court house, and rushed in and said to his father: Say, them democrats are voting again. i"
 Dr. Henry Cooper returned from trip to the numerous sheep camps south Sunday. After a careful inspection of range con ditions Henry is under the impress sion that more rain would be very acceptable to various stockmen.
 A letter TO m Clarance C.. Spaulding says that he is now located in the City of Mexico and is doing the advertising stunt for a local newspaper. Clarence has plenty of ability and will make good even in foreign country. MT. D. H. Telford, president of the Ross-Saskatoon Lumber Co.,. of Waldo B. C., and the D. Fl. & l w. A. Telford Co. of Saskatoon, Sask., has been in the city the past week visiting the various institions and is much interested in the great Southwest.
 1 Mir. H. P. Whitman, live stock agent for The Rodeo of Los Angeles, is in the city this week looking up bucking broncs and wild horses for use in the inter state cowboy contests which will be held in Los Angeles March g to I7th.
 Owing to shortage of water along the line and a prospect of a greater shortage unless there is more snow, the Santa Fe will commence pumping water from O'Neil spring within the next ten days. The extra expense paid by the Santa Fe for water would soon pay for the proposed improve ment's in the Flagstaff water plant.
 l Miss Sylvia Leigh the popular and talented singer at the Majes' tic Theater has arranged to sing next Sunday night My Hero from the Opera, the Chocolate Soldier" Beginning in the neal future Miss Leigh will render or Sunday and Monday nights, sacred songs of classic order. During the week high hlass ballads ana classical selections, will prevail interspersed with the most popu lar variety.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE-Phoenix Homebuild- CTS stock; par value, SI.oo; now selling for $I.I5 per share and earning o.5 per cent interest, paya- ble quarterly. 1 can recommend this as safe, sure and sound in- vestment.' Address L. N. Jesun- ofsky, No. I2ro, North Central Ave, Phoenix, Ariz. jan. .26-st
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE--or rent the property of Mrs. Mary O'Brien, at Belle mont, consisting of houses, lots, and ranch property. Also house and some lots in Flagstaff. For prices and terms apply to owner Flagstaff. A clear title and free of incumbrance. If there are any claims against said property those holding same will please present same at once. Jan. I2-3wks
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

LosT-Ladies open face gold watch, girls face on back, attached to short black cord, between girls dormitory and McGonigal's mill, possibly in mill. Leave at Dor mitory or Sun office for reward.
 Feby. 2-t.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR TRADE-Fine city business lot in Beaumont, Cal; value, $35o. Will trade for Flag lots or good work team, harness and wagon or-what have you1 P. o. box 2I, Flagstaff. feb.2 2-tf
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE Brannagan ranch and cattle. Will sell cattle and lease ranch or sell all. Apply to Mrs. Thos. Brannagan, Bellemont, Ariz., Jan. I2-tf
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE-7-room house, new barn, electricity in both, corrals. 6 lots; cor. Elm and San Francisco Sts. Inquire off M. I. Powers 5o-tf-
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE-White Sewing Ma chimes new, never been used. Rotary Shuttle. Cash or time.
 AUBINEAU BROS. Io-tf.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR Six-room house, lot IooxI5o $2ooo, half down, balance time, or will trade for sheep.
 FRED HENsING.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

STRAYED-Two small pigs. Re- ward paid for return. William Gavin. feb. .2-It
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

Nicely furnished rooms and board, home cooking oply to Mrs. Emblem. 7-tf
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR RENT-7 room house, cor ner San Francisco & Fine St. Apply to ]. E. KING. Feb. 2tf.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE-Lease and improve ments on university section, two miles south. Mrs. Gavin. f2-It
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE: 8 volumes Shakespeare's works half leather. Inquire at Sun. 2tf.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE-New five room bung- allow; electric lights and plumbing. Inquire Sun office. 5-tf
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

WANTED-Pupils on violin. Lessons given every afternoon. V. ]. A Wassel, Box B. If.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FURNISHED RooM FOR RENT Central location. Inquire Sun office. 4-tf
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE baby carriage in good condition. Mrs. V. M. Slipher jI2-tf.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR RENT-four room furnished house. Enquire at The Sun office.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FoR RENT--Six room Bungalow modern; also 3 room. MRS. GAVIN.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

FOR SALE-Upright piano, good
 condition. See David Lewis. 4-tf
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

RooMs, with board if desired at The Anthony. Phone I73. 4I-tf.
The Coconino sun., 1912-02-02

WANTED-Clean cotton rags at The Sun office. /, FURNISHED RooM for light house. keeping. Phone I73. 4-tf