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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
How'd You Like It?

I'd like to live on Easy street for just
a little while:
I'd like to have a cushioned seat and
daily cause to smile:
ia like to have the right to say to
some pale featured clerk:
II guess that III play golf today, but
you stay here and work."
It must be tine, ii seems to me, to
merely boss a Job
And have so much that one can be
we'll hated by the mob.
This thing OF working day by day,
without chance to rest
While others put their tasks away
and journey east and west.
Sometimes becomes kind Of grind,
devoid OF any thrill;
Ones muscles siacken and ones mind
becomes more fahby still;
Il wish that I, from tothng free. had
riches that We're vast
So that the mob might scowl at me
when l rode proudly past.
& should not wish TO always loaf, with
out q single care:
+, The idler il a useless oaf whose out
look Is unfair.
But. Oh, I fancy 'ewould be good to
have things fashioned so
that II / wished to quit I could, and
( pack my things and go,
And it would give me such delight to
see them look with hate
,Who've never tried to earn tho right
to quit their present state.
1 am not yearning to have more than
any man would need;
I'd want a butler at my door, but I'm
opposed to greed:
I'd have an auto and yacht and live
in splendid style;
To trouble I should give no thought,
70 wear a constant smile:
ia let my chest bulge out with pride.
with pride my heart should
sEIoS,
II possessed so much that I'd be
hated by the mob.
Chicago Record Herald.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
Whit Happened to jackson.

"u1S G0dFtSSsSo ~ OSNssO~sss
Mr.. Jackson, superintendent OF the
poorhouse at Portland, Ore. repaint.
ed zinc bath with preparation %
enamel purchased in . local shop,
which was warranted to dry hard.
A couple Of days later he took . hot
bath, and while reclining comfortable
in the water. went to sleep. Waktno
up. he found to his horror that his
hair. back and legs wsrs securely
glued to the bath. He could not reach
the bell: the door was locked. tn
only thing was to shout. The water
was nearly cold BY the time bis crfss
were head. and then the door had to
be broken down. Even aftsf that
1t was q most dinicult and pa1nf1v
piece Of work to pry him loose and
he required Doctors attsntion WIZ
finally liberated. &
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
,,,n.ee...rv Rs..road Fatalities.

.stop. look both ways, listen, and
don't walk along tho tracks" are in.
functions that would. in the light Of
recently published statistics, Material
" reduce the number Of fatalities on
the railroads, II carefully observed
The majority Of the people killed b,
accident are classed as "trespassers.
OF 1896 killed on the railways in
1911. 1884 were trespassers In ten
wears the total number of deaths by
accident was 61.0s3. Of which only
$40 were Of passengers
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
Iona Newspapers
A PROTESTANT POPE:
manson Democrat.

The best thing we have heard In the
present campaign was from 'he np'
of a grain commission man from en-,
caso, one day last week. He was asked
for his opinion OF Roosevelt ana II
seemed a puzzler to him for moment
Finally, stroking his chin ught1u'-
|ly, he replied:
"Well, III tell you: I'd be for loose
Welt but for one thing. I'm afraid II ne
got elected that he'd appoint a protest
ant pope"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
n. onIv. way.

above all else in aeroplane .construc-
ton.
Mr.. Wright was once watching with
critical eye the fight Of very swift.
very cranky aeroplane. when a little
girl said to him:
"'Uncle Wilbur. can you get to heav-
en- in one OF those machines?
"'Not by going up replied the great
airman. but II you have lived q very
good life. you may do SO by coming
down."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
SLEEPY OR DIScOURTEOUS?
rnaa ,Iainas TrihIInel

Mr.. HiIles, the young man in charge
Of the Taft campaign, issued a demand
that the democratic nominee for presi-
dent disclose his views on public Dues
tions on the very day that DR.. wilson
wa. booked to make his address OF ac-
ceptance Of the nomination.
Mr.. Hilles may have intended II as
Joke: possibly he didn't know OF the
scheduled event. otherwise 1t Was an
i'm pertinence.
In any event, he ought to wake up.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
polish woman Barrlstsr

/. Mile. Miropolsky Ia the best known
of the women barristers Of France.
She is Of Polish origin, but was born
in Paris. She took her degree in phil
osophy at the age OF 18, was adj
mitted to the bar i've years ago. and
won her first case before she was
twenty-one Children's courts and the
divorce court she considers AZ suitable
aelds for the woman advocate. and she
has specialized In cases affecting
women. -s-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
aab8ah Phiieeophy.

00mOU puNyOSp"Js
"You can be . great hero" said the
campaign adviser, .by standing aside
and letting someone else have the Of
ace you wanted" I Yes" replied the
enereetic candidats. but the other
fellow viii ret all the medals and ap-
plause. what's the use OF being IN
anonymous hero9"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
THE INDEPENDENT JUDICIARY.

[Sioux City Tr1bune.J
Mr.. Taft. Mr. Barnes and others are
terribly wrought up over the attack OF
demagoeues IKE Theodore Roosevelt,
woodrow Wilson, William Jennings
BRYAN and others upon the independ-
ence of the judiciary AS matter OF
.incsrity and truth, these so-called
demasorues are fighting for the indie
nendence OF the Judiciary functions
that II has usurped in the name OF the
people and as their first friend AND
guardian. No other judiciary In the
Civilized world undertakes to act az
ars. friend and guardian Of the rights
~ the people and the sole and final in
terpreters of the popular will.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
An ,n.pirino Model.

Little Johnnie, having in his posses
sion a couple Of bantam hens. which
laid very small eggs. suddenly htt on g
plan. Going the next morning to the
fowl-run, Johnnie's father was sur
prfsed to find an ostrich egg tied 70 one
OF the beams, and above 1t card: with
the words:
Keep your eye on this and do yonr
best
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

Of the modern city
are 90 arranged a.
to need but little
wood, when com
pared with the
other material
which goes into
their construction
Steel cars are to-
day the type which
is likely to prevail
The time Will
come when wood
will play q far
less part in the
construction OF or
binary PRIV .
houses than It did
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

AS rheumatism Is due to an excess OF
uric acid in the system, the only sens
ible, rational treatment is one that re-
moves this poison. That's what Hoi-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea does.
That's why it cures for good. MCBRIDE
4 Will
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
FRONT AND BACK DOORS.

The one mistake every city and town
makes Is the front door appearance
payed main streets. clean and neat
and leaving back streets leading out
of the city disgrace and shame
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

the various means Of preservation
which have been adopted.
The whole matter shows how the
railroads are being constantly called
upon to solve new problems and how
successful they are In finding ways out
Of difficult situations. It also goes to
show that II men will only keep on ex'
psrimeuting and hoping they will find
a way out OF many seemingly impos.
sible situation.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

"Advices from Des Moines intimate
that Professor Holden has not YET Ell
tireiy abandoned the s!!!iiH.ec!Hs nope
that he may be the next governor Oh
Iowa" SAYS the Sioux City Journa' =
The question now under discussion Is
whether he can travel into the stare
house via the bull moose trail.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

1.-THE best thing in Roosevelts plat
form is the short ballot. EVeryhoos
ought to be for that" says the BUY
linston Hawkeye.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

Observing that Auditor bleah'.
states that In the far west ne neai
very little Bull Nose talk. the Les
Noines News suggests: PronaolF' DC
ing a candidate on the republican tich
ct in Iowa he would prefer 10 heai
less of it at home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09
ADD TO LIFE OF TIES
VARIOUS Preventative TREAT
MENTs THAT WORK WELL
Neither .MstaL Nor Concrete Being
Found Effective - q Substitute
for Wood, tbs Railroads. .aF
Had TO % Something.

In many lines substitutes are being
found for wood. The great buildings
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

high weeds along the road edsS IN
| cans. ashes and rubbish OF svery fe9rTS
blocking progress and actually scbtA-
polling teams to drive around thew.
Paved main streets are a step In the
right direction. but no. town or city can
win the real trophy in street making
until the back streets are graded UP
and equal at least. the best country
highways. $500
Keep the front door clean, but not
at the expense Of the back door. The
good housekeeper don't sweep the dust
and dirt under the bed.
TWO KINDS OF CITIZENS.
Jefferson Bee.l
Then comes the sticker. We have
goodly bunch OF generous souls who
always dig down" ana rake UP the
funds for something to henefit Jeffer-
son. They are men who receive little
or no direct benefit from such shows
their hearts. They come across with
heavy contributions. and bid the col
lectors success and God speed.
Then we strike the bunch who re-
ceive the most direct benefit from the
CTOWuS WHY VIII DC NsIe.i 4 ASH !. !" e
heart have given and given and CIV
en- and given, and I've got to stop some
time and now is the brrr bllzzzz -Zizz.
ETC. and the devil knows what else has
! happened that hasn't been square
poorly managed and wrong, besides not
! being right, and other Things
! We have heard this old song till we
are sick of it. Everyone Of those fell
lows think. or pretend to think. that
they have been the only givers in the
| town. the only ones who have shelled
out for this, that. or the other thing
, when the poor misguided mortals don't
, seem to know that everybody else. as a
general thing. has turned exactly the
! same trick. and has been turning 1t al
these housekeeping of course, few
! who never pretend to give. and who
| have about as much patriotism and
public spirit as q tubercular germ IN
| the lung Of common fiea.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

The Des Moines Tribune says t'e
movement to establish home Tor the
blind recalls the fact that the great
state Of Iowa not many years ago to"h
an institution which blind sun nav
money invested TO furnish a luxurious'
steam heated winter resort Tor druHh-
ards Why not the re-estahhshment os
the state itself Of an industrial nome
FOR the blind TO right the wrong oohe
the victims Of the saddest misfof1u
which befafs human kind?' the IT'D
une suggests.
The Perry Chief defends Taft thus:
"A tainted nomination Is no "ors'
than a campa gin conducted with talnt-
ed steel trust funds"
"All intoxicating liquors. are poison
says the Mason City Times. some
brands get a man little sooner '""''
others. that's all the difference.
Some OF the rank old standpatters
are having lot OF fun WIN w
roosevelt, supporters in Calhoun coun-
ty. but they Will not feel so iunns
when the votes are counted this 1ail.
says the Manson Democrat. me tr'i.
party people are not saying mucn, pu'
they are just itching for the poi's 10
open"
"It cost three dollars to see the eu'
Moose in action in the convention ! o.,
can see the best vaudeville 1or ~
cents" complains the Dubuque le'e-
gra phi Herald.
The Brighton Enterprise suggests
when a candidate says he Will WORE
; To have taxes reduced. test his SINGER,
ity by asking him If he Is In favor o.
| reducing the salary he seeks. Taxes g
mostly to pay big salaries,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

"All intoxicating liquors are poison
saws the Mason City Times. sorne
brands get man little sooner 'nah
others. that's all the difference
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-08-09

The Perry Chief defends Taft thus,
"A tainted nomination is no worse
than a campo gin conducted with ta1nt-
ed steel trust funds.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
May
HAVE FATAL
TERMINATION

fight which may have fatal end
ing took place last night at 3s14 Beech
street Indiana Harbor, when Anton
GabIowsk and Stanley Durkowski beat
up Apollo Budzinsli and joe the lat
ter's brother Joe Budzinski was stab
bed in the back and is in rather a ser1-
Gus condition. Apollo was not serious
1y hurt, his injuries being confined TO
cuts and scratches. of n minor nature.
Gabowski and Durkowski were ar
rested by O0icer Lazarlcx and Rybscls.
There are two charges standing
against the prisoners, one Of assault
with intent to XIII preferred by the
man who stabbed. ana the other as
sault and battery preferred by Apollo
Budzinski The hearing on the last
named charge viii be heard today by
Judge George IRELAND while the hear
ing on the more serious charge may not
come up for several days as the victim
Of the stahbing is not I'm condition to
appear as a witness against his assail-
ants.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31

at the Hammond theater next Sunday.
matinee and evening. It has created
a furore among theater goers largely
through its immense popularity as a
novel, but the play is said to be even
stronger than the book Mr. Twonaey
has kept strictly to the text and all
the memorable scenes of the story are
faithfully produced In the stage YER
sion. The music and the songs of
.Freckles." which are feature in
themselves. have been composed by the
Niennese musician. Anatol Fricdland.
These songs. which viii not be heard
except in "Freckles." are most beau
tiful and tuneful The play is taxing
the caaeity Of theaters everywhere
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
NOT READY
TILL JAN. |

Not until the first Of the year viii
the Wentworth school the new West
Hammond school building. he ready for
occupancy J. IT. AIcClay. the contrac-
tor. win have the interior work yet Tor
for several weeks and when this is
completed. it viii have to be equipped
and supplied with the necessary fur
niture.
Superintendent peaver said that the
high school which consists of three
classes now. and one more of the grades
VIII occupy the building as soon as It
is ready.
The size OF the building win accom-
modate West hammond for a number
Of years. as not all the rooms VIII have
to be occupied at once
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
Foot Is Fractured.

WhIIe playing with some 0fbor bows
Tuesday Louis Greenberg. 10 years
old. 81 state street, received painful
injury TO his foot when one OF his
playmates jumped on the member,
causing a compound fracture
Yesterday afternoon the injury be-
came so severe that he was removed
TO the Michael Rees hospital in Chi
cago- where an operation was per
formed At first it was thought that
the foot could not be saved, but today
the good news reached Hammond that
the member VIII not have to be ampU-
fatad
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31

point IN such manner to win the confidence of his
sociaes and the esteem Of the taxpayers Of the county
He is staunch believer in progress and improvements
and takes the stand that Lake county is the second
county among Indanas nnety-two counties that she is
entitled to the best there IS The magnificent coun-
ty poorhouse and nfirmary, to the present
administration, is in Mr. Huttons district and much of
the responsibility for its construction falls upon him
Mr. Hutton IS IN favor of good roads and bridges all
Lake county and with his confreres the board takes
the stand that the taxpayers should have the best made
of the county and has been good friend Of both North
and Calumet townships IN the improvements they have
asked and is not at all backward about saying that
the bulk Of the taXabes in the county contributed by
taxpayers in that section they deserve their quota
public expenditures. A vote for Mr. Hutton is a vote
&or progress.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
Celebrate Communion.

Tomorrow being All Saints day. there
VIII be celebration of holy communion
at st. Paufs Episcopal church at go
and o'clock a. "a
In the Catholic church the day Is OBJ
served as a feast day OF obligation
and services as announced last sunday
Will be held IN All the churches
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
Jimmy Has Bad Hand.

Jimmy Clabby the Hammond svar,
who Is being watched by the night fans
of the country as being one of the mid
dleweight champions. is stiu at Mil
waukee. where It is reported he is
nursing a swollen hand. The injury
was first received in Australia when
he fought Dave Smith a twenty-round
draw and since has given him consid-
cradle trouble at times. He is ex-
pected back in Hammond in several
days.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
GENTLEMEN,
TAKE YOUR CHOICE
some Gnry predictions

Nofne tFHFF DFVutCtIonsf
ROOSEN sLT-"Gary had 6, 800
voters registered. OF this mum cr
some $500 to $500 win vote. Roosc-
welt viii carry Gary by Coco. u.
Davidson. chairman of the bull
moose party.
TAFT--sNfr. Taft viii carry Gary.
! will say nothing as to the figures."
II. {. Francis. chairman of the re-
publican party.
WILSoN-"ViIson will win out Ia
Gary. He viii have at least 500
ahead."-P. c. Finerty. democratic
chairman.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31

this afternoon, the home oeIng packed
with sorrowing friends. Beautiful
services We're conducted by the Rev,
Charles Smith of the Episcopal church
and was ia charge Of the Elks ana
Woodmen. The remains We're then
taken to oak Hin cemetery for inter-
ment- Three pail bearers acted from
the Elks and Woodmen. They We're:
Fred Barnett Clarence Jewett. David
johnson. James E. frost Harry Ken
nedy and w. J McAIeer
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
Hammond Theater.

sFreckles. one Of the most popular
stories of the day, has been drama
tized By Mel Twomey ana under the
direction Of A 6 Delamater "the pro-
Queer Of clean plays. it viii be seen
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE
STANDS FOR PROGRESS
IN LAKE COUNTY AFFAIRS

One Of the strongest can
didates on the republican
county ticket is Levi Hut
ton, Of Winfield township,
who is out for reelection to
the County Commissioners
ship from the center Lake
county district.
Mr.. Hutton has lived in
Lake county practically all
his life and knows the coun-
ty as he knows his 4 b C's.
He has made a splendid rec
ord while Commissioner. and
in company with Messrs.
Schaaf and Brown, has adj
ninistered the affairs Of the
county from an official stand
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
LAKE COUNTY
COURTS AT
A GLANCE

LAKE SUPERIOR COURT. ROOM L.
Judge Virgil :. Refter.
Information.
only special matters tomorrow. after
which the court term ends and a
weeks vacation begins.
LAKE SUPERIOR COURT, ROOM -
Judge Lawrence Becker.
Information.
The court Will take up special mat
ters the rest of this the last week Of
the term.
lake SUPERIOR COURT, ROOM }
Judge Johannes KopeIke.
At Crown Point.
Settings jury Cases.
Fourth Friday. Nov. l.
347-Frantezak. Wawzyn. Illinois
Steel Co.
3t9-Neeker. ]. Frank. " Herman Lenz
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31

Every tobacco dealer to find how
good UNION sCoIT SCRAP is. and
how wei its suits their trade.-Adv.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-31
Funeral of r. n. Martin.

The funeral Of Rufus \. Martin was
held from the family residence Of Ed
ward D. Burns. 237 East state street
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-03
Miss Mckee Entertains.

To honor Miss Edith Hartman. Of
Fairmont. who is the guest OF Miss
NIrglnia Sands. a pretty one O'Clock
luncheon was given yesterday. by
Miss Virginia Mckee. AZ het home on
North Main street.
The affair delightful in all its ap-
pointmcnts and an elaborate course
luncheon was served I'm an exquisite
manner. The houses was tastefuily
decorated. d color scheme Of yellow
and white being carried out. Six small
tables were arranged and iu the cen
ter OF each was placed a bowl OF fra
grant daisies. Hand painted place
cards OF delicate design were used.
Places were laid for
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-03
Lawn Fe,e a, Aquatic Club.

On Thursday evening OF next week.
a lawn fete will be held al the Aquatic
club in connection with the weekly
band concert. The fete will be given
by the members OF the board OF di.
rectors OF the Young Woman's Chris.
ton Association. and promises to be
one OF the most Interesting OF the
series. Refreshments consisting OF
coffee. sandwiches. ice cream home
made cakes and candy. will be served
from $3.50 until IL o'clock. At a meet.
ing OF the directors held yesterday
morning plans were outlined and com
mittees were appointed to complete
details for the affair.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-03
Pretty Lawn par4v

At her home. in L~eatherwood.
Thursday afternoon. Miss Elsie earle
entertained with n pretty lawn party.
Her guests were Misses Marjorie
Burns. Florence Mason. Virginia Stifel
Virginia Flaccus. Elizabeth Kline. En-
cline NJ. MILAN. Elizabeth Burdatts
and Elsie Collingwood.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-03
WEDDING To-Day.

The marriage o. Miss Nellie stul.
lenburEer 20 Mr. Theodore McGM will
occur this evening az $ O'Clock AZ the
home OF n brides mother. Mrs Lii
Ian Stullenburger. OF 703 Burlington
Road. Rev. Mohn Will oriciate and
after the ceremony a wedding supper
will be held. They rill spend a
honeymoon In Atlantic City.