New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-07-17
Baunaas s BIunts
Divorce outfittefs I
~ Nlnesy Usssse, UsA 1suo1A }
Noessy Publk
Justice Of he Peacs

Wellington looked from the crowded
card to the Jealous face. divorce
nntfittara ah7, I don't QUITE get you
we'll. in the foist place"
"The foist place. eh? You're from
New York."
Yes, or1tchinally. How did yor
know It? By my fashionable cloth
ink!'
YES" laughed Wellington. but
you say I need you. How?"
Well, you've got maybe some beg
getch. some trunks-yes1"
Eyes," -fs
wen. in tho foist place. I am On
expressman. I deliver 'em 70 your
address-yes? We're iss it!''
II haven't got any yet"
ALSO I am sddressman. Do you
want 1t . nice hotel?-or . nne house!
-or an ,apartment!-or maybe q
boarding-houGe!- Yes! How long do
you make . residenoer
six months"
mo lonser?" J.
NOt y m10UV0. s .--.. .rS ~. t...
TAKE Q dne house, den. I tot some
bsauties Just waeatsd."g
For q yeerf-no thaaks."
IAN tho leases In Reno run for ok
months only"
well. I'd IKE to hook around IT.
10 first"
"Good. DON'T 1orsse n. You come
out here for six months. You want
maybe q good quick divoece-yes3"
The quickest / can 90" .Ea,h, t
DO you want It conadential3 or
very nice and noisy?" ... j.
What's that?''
I'VE are press agents ana also sup.
press agents. Some nkes 'em one
way. some likes EN- anudder. Web
do you want itI'
"Quick and quiet"
painless divorce IL our specially.
II you pay me On advence deposit
now, I file your claim do minute do
train stops and your own vie don't
know you're divorced" Z"
4 '.r1l think It over" said wellington.
rising with resolution. ~'
Don't forget 10. BaumanA and
Blumen. Satisfaction guaranteed or
your wife refunded. Avoid substi-
toots." And then. seeing that he could
not extract any cash from Little Jim
ME, MI. Baumann descended upon
Mallory, who was just finishing his
shave. Laying hts hand on Mallory's
arm, he began:
"Excoose, pleass. Can I 1t you out
VT a nice divorce?"
"Divorce? - me! - that's good"
laughed Mallory at the vision of it.
Then q sudden idea struck him. 1t
took no great genius to see that Mr..
Baumann was not a clergyman, but
there were other marriers to be had.
"You don't perform marriages, do
you?" he asked.
Mr.. Baumann drew himself up:
who says I don't? Amt . justice
Of the peaces"
Mallory put out his hand In vel
come: then a new anxiety chilled
him. He had q license for Chicago.
but Chicago was far away: do
need license In Nevada"
why shouldn't your" said Mr.. Ban.
mann. Don't al sorts Of things got
10 have . license IN Nevada. saloons.
dogs-" -.
How could I get oaer' Mallory
lsksd %: he went On dressing.
Amt ! got . few Wit me? Do you
'ant to get . nice remazz1age u
,ense1~ -.,..,.. n..- -. |
"Re-marriage!-huh!" hs looked
'ouhd. and, seeing that NO one else
vas near: II haven't taken the nrst
top yet" -.,-~--@..-.,~
Mr.. Baumann Aved his hands In
me another: "A betchelor? All. I eco
'ou want to marry 4 nice divoecee
ady in Rrreno?" ..
"she isn't in Reno and she has
lever been married. either"
This simple statement seemed to
Istound Mr.. Baumann:
"A betcheller marry q maiden!-in
teno!-oi. Of, Of! It hasn't been
one yet. but it might b."
m0AAOIy OOAoU A1u OVCT 0UO . |
wfnge Of distaste disturbed him:
You furnish the license, but-er-ah
is there any chance Of a clergyman
q Christian clergyman-being at the
-.
IVY do you want 1t a cloigymanr
ant do It just as good? Or a nice
at alderman can get your |
Mallory pondered: Il don't think
he'd like anything but clergyman"
"Vell," Baumann confessed, "a lady
) liable to be particular about her
DIST marriage. Anyway sell you do
cense."
"All right"
Mr.. Baumann whipped out port
olio full of documents, and as he
earched them, philosophical: "A
IAN ought always to carry a good mar
iage license. It might be he should
eed it In a hurry" He took a large,
ron seal from his side-pocket and
tamped the paper and then With