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Practice Males Perfect.

6 ,DLEEGED 10 yor." said d.lgran,lyd
~ looisir, negro who had edged his va,
into the ofi.sc .. prumi7eut AikAnss,
ai.arus., "aai wants 10 .t iiro'Cc 'Gn null
vie IN Ne grounds dal ale has ,i3ue Sesa hcvin'
,haEs q: ire Cor he las. several ycais'
"Ahl Nd ave any g., tie mssil,s s..e.nly
injured 'ou,''
"star No. .sh. Soc =, ,ior nsne o.
d,r rErt-u. at; N'o' .; - oes, fuay
It'll a. sad siorp ,Bn'les. a.d skiilc'S aad n
'Saaional cat pr jog. or sclp,.' is;airsr. Arl
dcJ ahin' none ~ IN ~ me-; .aai H. rSi!i vi.
Dr; 81! ell dis S.t Ysarts.r'. sVEs o aeso days
,'ie eSr!ra ~ ~ 20 lie w.! ~ Ca; eorft and
brst nn heajr' Womcn Hom4 Cos. ,auioa.
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A Pocket
Encyclopedia
Copyr lght. iai2 bv The I're,s plv... ,ing Ca
lThc New iors Evening World

lInc WOW Aork Evening World
5s6-whot -. the moot 5riu,aa:
planetf
537-How ,uerc TIC continents and
oceans tovmed'
5Ss---HoW mach Of the edrth's sur.
face is land aud ho0 much ;DGter?
5S9-What is meant by "ias;trde"
ard "lon0itudc:"
J50-What is the tcct1ht Of cubic
foot Of 0oldf
vTHEsE questions will be answered
Monday. Here are replies 10
4 Wednesdays:
63l what causes bowlegyedness?l--
4 c4iid's bones are soft. Tho body's
weight sometimes makes the leg bones
curve.
$50 Cwhs& Il distiilat.onO-It is the
changing OF liquid to vapor and then
changing It back again to liquid.
$50 (Why are most of the bones hoi-
lowO-To combine strength and light
ness.
5sa tHow may an alcohol lamp wick be
made to yield an almost coloriess
me?)-By doubling & and lighting the
| doubled part.
US (what are the most important uses
! for common saltD-As q part OF IN.
die, and for freezinx miHtures and FOL
purposes VI manufacture
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T h e P a pers S ay
BY JOHN L. Hob6.'e.

MAN leaving Wall street cffocked
BY thieves" When q mon IS taking hts
Icare Of Wall street he 10 poor picking
for the consssox vosiety Of thieves.
"Yormo man goes through college
on 50 cents q s0eek." lone million DOL
lars spent on Thaw." The college mon
must realise hoto worthless he dppeors
IN the eyes Of this golden soor'd.
"Playpyt0hs accused Of stealing
idea for play" TO avoid being thus
accused, the playwright should haze
followed the present Day custom ond
w,itten HE play rAhout an idea.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-13
Deep-Sea Hospitality.

A N RS BLANC ,ss wv.as q tea patty on her
ltl ySeh.. Ta c'fnir Tor -onc g.rs1a Wa
dragging dna,fugr. Tht guests 'nlxei
" nothing Int ''c weather gad evea Ia tia Ia.
'h,rc woaii come ms. death,s licences. i'iicr.
~ Us. P.enc lnsirs her lsjance. 81. h,xriiy
sghns. her nntherin law. VII, sa b.. J" ,aa law
RAIL- and with a meaning cry the dear I'D lsdy
VEN hesdf'rein1s. ovsyloa.G. NJ cclfse shs wa
f"sond. bn. sfte-vard Mr.. Ian. took Ma.
Elane privately to task. Row cun.s, ycu arc -
no said. TO kroci ,nrtler halo III, WAGER ilks
that. i'r, sftsid si,e won: care - ,.it ". sgsin
IN burr. YOU really slould &c mo-. careful e
'SoT, GcorG,." sai airs. Blsnl. "bs .easonabie.
had 10 10 sonelA.Dg. | Simply ..al g.. Didn't
yoa see how our rai-y w,h d:a!s!nss" ITO A.
g,nau..
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fNcFiV NO hseVs
ested In tire proc
ess of BUYING.
There arc those
W n O SI0LL--they
are the shop-folk.
This IL the trying
time Of the year
for dllem.
What are you
d y Ing to ward
making their bur-
dens hghterf
Said one youns
saieswoman " h .
has strength and
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had to COME OFF from my account
OF sales which, In the summing up. In
reality. marks me rs salcswoman.
in other words. we have to suffer FOR
ril,e human nature and ragar.es OF some
people, At any other season we might
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our credit. and We don't mind the time
IL people are finally SUITED.
"Bu. what do YOU think? To-day
EVERYTHING she bought from my de-
partment came back. had spent all
any time and now this whole amount
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@LAN to bring Jobs dnd idle
"H men together. This 10 CT
u octIy phat manv idle men
sish to dpoid.
Turkeys wil be higher" Turkeys
more plentiful than usual" The sup
ply u so large the dealers must raise
the price to pay the eztro cost OF
handling.
"Put more clothes on actresses, Sc.
Louis authorities demand" II this
referred to some of the Nee York
dancers, the word more" could b.
almost sapcrfM0us.
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The Days Good Stories

dear ~. this the fiTs. CLEAN u sIns..rc Tat ~
rtte'cl my aors IN tveriy yors.. 80 IT, B,ti.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-13

TT Is few days before Christnas-
the UNIVERSAL holiday. II 10 the
= one season OF the year where all
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No. 5t"Just for To- Dau."

THIN the past few years there
have been recorded several
instances OF poems of mort.
having been penncd by con-
ytcts whils. IN Tail I.atalv tina
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Chris tmas and the Shop-Folk

Copyright. 1912. by The Pros. Publishing Co.
(ihc Now York Evening worid).
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A prairic
f'-gc!s.

great state had sprung into he two
wonderful growth regarded
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Copyright. 1912. By The preas Pu5ishia: Co.
The New York Worid).
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

D. Craighead. Chas. A. Beerbohm.
The Reorganized Catlin Cana
company. w. Beatty. D. D. Wiley
The Holbrook Irrigation District
j. e. Lewis.
The Rocky Ford Ditch company
q. ]. Cover.
The Amity and Buffalo Creek
Canal companies-W M. Wiley, s.
q. Porter. H. c.. Ogden.
The Fort Bent Canal company
]. w. Ball.
The Lamar Canal company
H. -Gerecke.
The Twin Lakes Land and Water
COMPANY. r. Greene.
The Kessee Ditch company.
The X. Y. Ditch company.
The Hyde Ditch company.
The Graham Ditch company.
All represented by d. B. Novels.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
Legislative District Assembly

An assembly OF delegates repre-
senting the Republican party OF
growers and Baca counties. STATE
of Colorado. is hereby called and
will be held At Lamar. Colorado. on
tuesday. the 9th day OF August.
1912. at 2 O'Clock y. III. OF said
Gay for the purpose Oh voting pur-
suant to law. upon all candidates
Tor the Republican nomination to
the office of Representative OF the
Legislative District OF Prowers and
Baca counties. State Of Colorado.
and for such other business as may
properly come before such assem-
bly,.
The total number of delegates to
said assembly will be Sixteen (16).
aDporti0ned to the respective coun-
Ties - follows, to-wit:
Prowers county, IL.
Baca county. 4.
H. B. AANVILLE.
Chairman.
w. A. MERRILL. Secretary.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
000OoOOOOOOo ooOo ooOo ooOo,
Nstss From Lamar Register Of
TWENTY YEARS AGO
July 80. 1902

The first peoples party conven-
ton was held at the court house
and a county committee selected.
OF the original committee only ].
J. McClung of Granada is still in
Prowers county.
The Bed Rock flume south of La
mar was washed out yesterday.
l. H. Myers purchased the Cecil
residence on Third street from the
First National bank
E. F. Seeberger announced the
sale of his half interest in the La
mar Register to c. d. Ford.
The peoples party state conven-
ton nominated d. H. Waite latter
wards known a. "Bloody Bridles")
for governor.
IA Part of the Wealth of Colo
rado." one of the best early adver-
Using pamphlets printed in Prowers
county was being circulated. w.
Z. Markham was the author and
the Register office the printer. l..
Writ Markham was the distributor.
The elevator OF the Lamar mill
was completed and 20 car loads of
machinery were on the track to
be placed In the mill.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
DEFENSE OF STATES WATER
The ArkaIlsas Valley Ditch Assoc
ciatiOn Adopts Strong Rasolu-
tions to Remedy Past Evils

La Junta. July 31.-A called
meeting of the Arkansas Valley
Ditch association met at. the court
house at 10 a. m. and remained In
session practically the whole day.
Many matters vital to the irriga-
ton interests of the valley were
discussed at length.
One of the most important things
coming before the association was
the matter Of committing the state
of Colorado to the defense of its
waters through the political par
ties of the state. 1t was decided
that this question would be pre-
scented to the state assemblies of
both the Democratic and Republi-
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
PiazmAng the Theft

In q statement from Oyster Bay
sent out with the approval of Mr..
Roosevelt. there u disclosed the
plot Of the Third Termers with
brutal frankness. 1t says:
Independent tickets In every
state except ak. In which It N be-
lieved the Republican organizations
can be taken over bodily.
"A clean break from both of the
old parties. the Republicans organ
izations. which 1t is expected to
capture. to be used as an integral
portion Of the new party
Reduced to plain language. the
purpose Of the Third Term party
Is this: Wherever 1t does not con-
troll the organization. 1t purposes to
run a third ticket in order to dis
rupt and defeat the Republican or
ganization.
Where 1t does control, as in Kan
sas. 1t purposes to capture bodily
in other words. to steal the Re-
publican organization and to
transfer it to the new party"
We do not know in the history
OF politics that there has ever
been more plainly announced
theft than this. Where they can
not steal they propose to wreck
and where they have the Organic.
ton they propose to take it away
from the rank and file of the Re.
publican party. and the Republican
candidates, and transfer it to tn,
Roosevelt party.
And this 10 the crowd who hay,
as their slogan, Thou halt NO
steal."-Colorado Springs Telegraph
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
First Annual Report Of the Lamar
General Hospital Association

The Lamar General Hospital As
ISOLATION was incorporated May IL.
1911, with five women as board
of managers.
The advisory board has as its
members some of the best conserva-
tive business men of Lamar. They
are Mayor C. M. Lee. C. c. Good
ale. L. Writ Markham. H. B. Man.
vile. G. J. Garvin. w. c. KGould.
Chas. Maxwell. w. ]. Johnston. ].
p. O'Malley.
The active members from July g..
1911. to July 8. 1912. were Mrs.
G. J. Garvin. Mrs. Wheelock. Mrs.
]. NJ. Williams. Mrs. A.. N. Par
IRISH. Mrs. J. T. Lawless. Mrs. J..
o. Stream. Mrs. Fred Kelsey. Mrs.
C. C. Huddleston. Mrs. E. G. Hen
kins. Mrs. A. p. Henry. Mrs. ]. F.
Curry. Miss Madge Creaghe. Miss
Maybelle Mears. Miss Josie Silver.
The financial standing OF the
association for the year ended July
9, 1912, Is a. follows:
Received
1911.
July 70. Dues paid 80. 49,. 81 OO
Aug. Is. Proceeds of refresh
ment stand fair grounds .... dS2 o.
Aug. %. Proceeds sale of tags los 80
Cash donation 49,. 49,. :. w
Sept. Is. Proceeds OF concert
by Miss Bennett -. 80. 20 Sc
Sept. 81. Proceeds serving
punch At dance IS
Mch. II. Processes minstrs,
Apr. d3. Proceeds easter dinner 11s Ga
Refund report fee $50. wv
ss22.sz
Aug. rs. Expense refreshment
Oct Is. Fee for surety bonds 5 w
Punch supplies for dance 4,
/ Feb. % Record books -. .... I &C
"a. report fee 80. -. w
Mch. .. Expense Of minstrel
Apr. II. Expense Easter dinner Is 70
July 16. Balance cash on hand. 40 O.
ss22 81
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
Frightful POlsr Wind

blow with terrific force at the far
north and play havoc with the
skin. causing red. rough or sore
chapped hands and lips. that need
Bucklen's Arpica Salve to heal them
1t makes the skin soft and smooth.
Unrivaled for cold-sores. also ul-
cors. burns. boils. sores. bruises,
cuts and piles. Only 36c at N. N.
McLean's. the Old Reliable Drug
gist
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

One buckskin mare 8 years old
with bald face and three white feet.
weight 1000 lbs. branded e on
left hip.
One bay mare z years old, with
star in forehead, weight 1850.
One bay mare years old. with
star in forehead, weight HOO.
One bay mare years old. with
star in forehead. weight 1000.
Liberal reward for their return
or Information leading to their
recovery.
T. E. MAHAN. Hasty. Colo.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
Notice

Having retired from the man.
agement of the The Lamar Seed
Co., all parties knowing them
selves Indebted to me are request
ed to call at my office. the old M.
Strain office. and settle their &C.
counts at once.
Very truly.
r. H. KELSEY.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
Lost

A heavy silver watch, open face,
IS Jewel Waltham movement. Prob
ably lost between Lamar and Wiley.
Suitable reward for return Of same
to A. L. BEAVERS.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

BOYS WANTED sell our Sun
day papers; liberal inducements to
hustlers. Write to Manager Circu-
ton. The Denver Times. Denver,
Colorado.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

Received
General fund by apportion-
ment ....SIto oz
Special tax for school pur-
poses GIS w
From all other sources 80. go. IS "A
Paid
For teachers salaries ....- 80. $40 %
For fuel. rent. insurance and all
current expenses .... ........ ZAP 68
Overdraft -. go. -. go. ~ SC 40
Dy cFfof 80
For rebate taxes and fees . 10 6s
Balance in hand of County
Treasurer to credit of dis
trict June 80, 1912:
special fund go. =. 2O3 IS
w. S. STRAIN,
Secretary School Dist No "a.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

l will resume my practice in
Lamar on Monday. August 20. 1912.
and after that date can be found,
at my office overd the New York
Store.
E. E. BARTELT, M. D.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

l have Colorado Springs and La
mar property to exchange for ir-
rigated land in the vicinity of
Lamar. II interested see me at
Room 1. Cooper Building. Lamar.
D. q. COOPER.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31
STATEMENT

Statement OF Receipts and Disburse-
ments of School Funds on account Of
Dist No. "a, County of Prowers. for
the year ending June 80, 1912:
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

w. S. STRAIN,
Secretary School Dist. No. "a.
The Lamar register., 1912-07-31

interests was considered important
in view of the fact that there 10
strong desire for efficient irriga-
ton legislation and for a concert
ed action of all irrigation inter-
ests against the encroachments of
outside states.
1t was decided to send invitations
to other ditch associations of the
state inviting them to Join with
the Arkansas Valley Ditch associa-
ton in an organization to be known
as the State Federation of ditch
associations.
The following ditch companies
and their representatives were
present:
The Fort Lyon Canal company
d. B. Novels. Frank Kreybill, Carl
Burke.
The Bessemer Canal company-P.
NJ. Keen.
The Excelsior Ditch company,
W. Beatty.
The Oxford Farmers Ditch COM
pany-T. ]. Barnard.
The Rocky Ford Highline Ca
nal company-G. M. Hall. J. W.
Edgar. Alex Yant.
The Otero Irrigation District.
The evening world., 1912-05-17
Mr.. Jarr Learns Why So Many
DISCOVERIES Are Married Men

ana Of "a e. ran. s.Hs Pc write s0o~ on The bosom
"IIl bet you 10 to you've got Il ali
oalled up." sneered Mr.. Jar. TT goes:
How some were slain In vars
The King Of Denmark, he dies in
Hamburg. He amt never been In any
battle" said Gus.
Il remember all about him." said Mr..
slavinsky. For Shakespeare, what II
the use OF ~ Ny little ley can recite
It whole lot. But Shidney. my boy
what 10 q loafer. what spends all his
money on dude clothes and gives moth
Ing TO his mommer. he is an actor init
singing and moving pictures, and he
says Shakespeare 10 . dead one"
Just the same. you don't 500 any.
thing N the newspaper to-day iiloe what
shakespeare wrote before the Battle OF
Waterloo" said Gus soiemniy. In the
newspapers these days there amt any.
thing like what Shakespeare used to
write IN the old timesv'
well. % long AZ you are not hghtinG
about Taft and Roosevelt. don't care"
interposed Mr.. Jarr. ',But, speaking
about the late King Of Denmark re-.
minds me that he IL the nlustrious Dor
sonags to whom Dr.. Cook FIRST confided
the full details OF his achievement Of the
North Pole"
Il wonder whore DR.. Cook 10 now ?"
| unused Gus. II know q Teller what
used to 1--we In Brooklyn what used to
take milk from DR.. Cook whom DR..
Cook was In the milk business, and he
| told me that the coolest mornings in
the winter old Doc Cook he didn't care
II his whiskers froze. So I believe he
got 90 the North Pole"
Queer thing. that glamour Of the Arc
Ito! Yes. and the Antarctic too" sad
MT. Rangle. Look at all those brave
men who risked their lives in the icy
solitudes. the snowy wastesi Braving
starvation and death all for the chimera
OF Furthest North-for Il WAS . chi.
merav'
Gus shook his head.
mo, I wouldn't say that" he said.
Don't cali anybody hard names. As
for me. believe DR.. Cook got 70 the
North Pole. and Peary too. ALSO
Amundsen got to the South Pole. But
know why 80 many fellers went to
discover them North and South Poles.
Many time think should do II too"
What great ambitions sprrred them
on7" aAAed Mr.. Rangis- And what
stirred you to emulate them7"
"we'n talk OF them things later
said Gus. But I want to az You Il
you noticed all them explorer fellers
was married. Well" continued Gus
sometimes when my Lena gets at me
for nothing. then ! would give up my
liquor store and go exploring too. Any.
way. exploring Is a business you CAM
take your wife with you. and you keey
on the Job mitout coming home t.
meals for years at a time"
The evening world., 1912-05-17
U7C6@ m
I,;IlI@f

GGTHEY can give the late King OF
Denmark q grand funeral. but
= that won't bring him back,
said Mr.. Rangls. shaking his head and
speaking with the due soiemnity with
which 90 profound . truth should be
accompanied.
mo. and Il wouldn't bring him back
u he didn't have . grand funeral or II
ae WAS cremated or anything else"
snapped Mr.. Jarr.
Mr.. Jarr wasn't feeling In any very
,miabie mood. lie had been ordered
,W OF his own homo Just q few min
ties before. this odict Of temporary exile
'eing promulgated by his own wife.
And a. he had come into Gus's place
or cheer and comfort he was in no
mood TO listen to platitudes.
1T reminds mo Of Shakespeare's I'm
Mortal lines" began MIR. Rangle.
shakespeare Is a great saloon favor1te
he immortal bard being quoted more
gin mills than In Carnegie iibrar.es.)
"Oh. slush!' said Mr.. Jar impatient
ly. Don't pull anything from Shake
| speare." And he started to sing:
Give us . drink. bartender. BAR
TENDER"
This rtbaldry annoyed Gus All "a.
ioon-keeperv have great respect for
shakespeare. Quoting from the Bard OF
AVON Is an extremely respectable and
The evening world., 1912-05-17


''~s'o Utfh Ohom Il
simply roHt ossmtIdte H. they try
In these Slippery
"cinon0 ane' u Spt to troll the
Wo until opinion
...,s
1 q q . the pho
cobbooe
Divorce toud
obosh
thereby
to broad, patriotic
be effectively.
whether 1 spnsehood
Parsc~y
The evening world., 1912-05-17

his golden head emphaticaliy. II am
always making EN-. Nobody likes prom
Uses better than q do-except those TO
whom make EN-. No one. not even
an Ohio politician, can turn out quite
the sort of a promise can. Promises
are my speciality. devote hours to
'em. For whole evening sometimes
make q promise q m!nute. And can
turn them out quicker than YOU can
want 'em.
In the twini6ling OF an eye. In the
flash OF smile. IN the fall of a tear. In
the rise of a sob. can turn out a rose
tinted. silver-itned. sun-giided, glamour
kissed, swear-by tho sun moon and
STARE I-love-you-til death-us-do part
promise which IL warranted to deceive a
Missouri bachelor. a New York club
man. a Boston professor or . Philadel-
phia lawyer There 10 only one thing
about promises which bothers me-and
that Is keeping 'em. But nobody can
MAKE 'em better than I can"
what conditions do you consider most
favorable In the manufacture OF q
promise'"
| "A sigh. a tear or a smile are always
productive OF a better promise than q
pout, a frown or lecture. The sprins
Is the most favorable season of the
year for promises. though ! can always
turn out really excellent promises In ths
summer.
MY best promises are made in tn,
moonlight. In the moonlight ! AWAY,
believe I am going to KEEP a prom
Sc. and this conviction adds much I,
,he strength and beauty OF a promise
Moonlight 10 the ven which Romano
The evening world., 1912-05-17

a MIGHTY PERIL FOR US LIES IN MEXlCO' 10 the
warning OF John Barrett, DrecorGenerl Of the Pan
- American Union.
"Just will tomorrow" declares Mr. Bar
se ii" intervene Mexico with any other than Mexos
declaring will begin endless with all Latin America
and forever lose prestige and influence with the countries
the south Of u.s."
After charging remember that Mexos sovereignty just
dear Mr. Barrett insists Better that
American should than that should spend billions
dollars and lose thousands of lives great with friendly
Mighty Brazil Argentine and Chill and every
other country the would If let American
al and Americans into country have the Intervention
Of the United Therefore, let here That would
b. fate"
sensible international justice good
license both approve 1t unfortunate that United States c
ten doing Mexico houd have suffer the political
~ rumpus that country This government should do everything in
pts legitimate power protect their lives and far
Sbe their interests.
On the other hand citizens the United States who forth to
traffic under independent foreign must after ALL make
their estimate and calculate their risks the stability
those Can the United States be expected compel
and maintain and fostering systems Of rule all lands where
Its citizens happen to be engaged In busnessP
Az The warning beware Of hay entangements with Mexico
that the whole country should hear and heed Still
feel that the dizzy round Of sporting events just
political bises keeps the national energies fairly alb
sSsorbed
Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler spoke the other day Of "the
happy effects Of constantly carrying political discussion with the
of the prize and the language Of the unac asylum
Out Of great ills little good spring
Mexico the Colonel and his kind may counter
~airrtants
The evening world., 1912-05-17
Interviews with Cupid
Ey Barbara Blad.
Astho, Of ''zhe lor,nsi Of Neglected 8u0doa."
y Easbasa Biah.

ishins Co. cThs New Yort World.
throws over tho Girls face to hide those
defects to which cold Reality points-a
stern. compelling finger. Through phis
moonlight veil. soft a. . fairy's robe,
light south wind's kiss. with Q sill
YER radiance all tts own, the Girls
face smiles.
Tn. some way . promise 10 very son
stive. They are . bit skittish. promises
are. ignore 'em altogether and they
win eat out OF your hand. Pursue them
and they run. Coax them and they coms
but reluctantly. Talk to tnnm firmly
and they sunk. DEMAND their pres
ence and they throw things.
They have many other pecultas1ties.
They don't like to be reminded Of what
they said last week, last month or last
year. Neither do they care to b &C.
cused OF being the same promises that
went with those other girls tho men
knew-.hose FRUrMPIsH. FHEAKLSH
INANE. TMPOsslBLY AWFUL. IN.
CONCBIvABLY STUPID. WHAT.
DOEsJInE-s SEE IN +HER- GIRMISn!
. They have q strong prediction fol
being believed. Doubt a promise and
while II may redouble Its efforts to wiz
you. II will not seek your society %
often. Refuse absolutely to believe 4
and 81 goes Off in q huff A promis,
likes to have a fuss made over it-no
about II. Smile on II. pat II on tn.
shoulder. tell It what am adorable. won
derful and convincing promise yos
think It 10; how no other promise owe,
offered You just what It does. nor II
quite so charming q way. and Il viii
follow you around and do everything
II can to please you.
'srhere Is one month in the year, how
ever. when oven tho most uncertain
promise may be lured within catching
distance with very little trouble. In tf,i
month. the coolest and haught!est o
damsels. the most teaxing. moclsing
heartless little Jade of a coquette, an
the most jeering, doubling, scoffing oil
Icynic OF a bachelor. may be caught b.
promise Of eternal devotional IN
party of the second part IS sufficient
PERSISTENT"
What month Is that?" asked Nj
Gordon and myself In tho same breath.
II Go Be Continued)