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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-05-31

Liv havde hidtil veret en- eneste streng Selvfor-
~negtelse. | nogle faa Dage hayde han tankt sig,
at Pligt og Lyst laa i samme Refining. NJ stod
Diet f~rygtelige Sp6gelse at den FOrtr@d, han maa-
ske kunde gore Bonamy, Vejen for ham. Han
yidste, at der var ct evigt Helyede. Hvis nu han
skulde vere Skyld at Mark styrtede ned i At
grunden, og dette blew ham tilgivet, Wide det saa
dog like vare forferdeligt EN- Evighed igennem at
tmnke paa at have veret Aarsag til ct Menneskes
endelese TANNER.
FugIesangen, Rosenbuskene, de ~syngende Gr@s-
hopper og hele Sommerdagens fredelige Musk,
Bakkernes Skonhed og den dejige Flod, alt syn
ties ham at tilhore en- anden Verden. Han var som
en- Skoledreng, der har haft Ferie. M skulde han
tilbage til sine Prygl, og Verden var slet like for
n9jelig mere.
Da han saa OPP, stod Twonnet ner we'd ham.
bet lystige Pigebarn havde antaget Diet sely samme
Udtryk, som var karakteristisk for Hr. Highbury.
Gift Dem aldrig med nogen Methodist, be-
gyndte hun, idet hun efterlignede Kirkebetjentens
Stemme. Gift Dem aldrig med nogen syngende,
raabende Skomagerdatter. Gift Dem med min
Broderdatter Karoline, for hun er god og stille
og ="
Efterligningen var mesterlig, men den skur-
rede imod Hr. Wittakers nuverende Sjelstilstand.
Han var grebet af Forbayselse we'd den pludselige
Aabenbaring af den rigtige virkelige Twonnet.
Men han var ~bekymret og han beh9vede frost og
like Adspredelse.
IA, Twonnet', raabte han lidenskabeligt, idet
han pludselig rakte HRnderne I'D og greb hendes,
,,g9r ingen Lojer. Jeg er syg. Jeg har baaret
mig gait ad. Tenk, hvad Fortred jeg maaske
har gjort Hr. Bonamy."
MARK Bonamyl Blese med ham, sagde
Twonnet; men hun sagde like mere. Prestens
i Fortrolighed, havde r6rt we'd hendes Hjerte. Hun
f6lte after den gamle f~rygtelige Smerte af Kerlig-
he'd og Skinsyge. Hun lengtes efter at troste den
code, bedr9vede Mand. Hyorfor skulde hun tale
Roxys Sag? ALE Mennesker elskede Roxy -
men hvem holdt af TwonnetY
Presten slap ~pludselig hendes Hander og gik
ind paa sit Verelse. Men al Sp9gen var flyttet fra
Twonnets Hjerte. Hun gik gennem Laagen I'D j
Haven ned mellem Solberbuskene, saa langt hun
kunde komme. Der satte hun sig paa en- lille
Bpnk under ct Kvedetre og gred. Hun, som var
saa sterk, at hun havde ~paataget sig at hjelpe
andre, var nu svag. Vennens Stemme, der bad
hende ON Hielp, havde gjort hende h~jelpelos,
fordi hun var en- Kvinde. Og saa meget som hun
end forskrede sig selv, at hun aldrig nogen Sinde
Wide gifte sig med en- alvorlig, h~9jtidelig streng
Prmst, saa sagde hendes Hjerte noget andet, som
hun mn Tankerne saa hans taarefulde DINE vendt
op imod hendes og hgrte ham kalde sig saa ivrig
we'd Navn.
Derpaa blev hun argerlig og sagde: ,Hvorfor
beder han mig hjelpe sig med sine Karestehistori-
err? bet vii jeg like vide noget af."
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-05-31
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s. Sfon Nielien, 5orretninesfsrer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

great Horn Of Plenty" The greater
portion Of the new comers will be hard
working, thrifty, honest citizens from
the Middle West. The result Of their
seeking new homes will be watched
with interest by hundreds. who have
remained at home, a little fearful to
make the move themselves until after
they have been able to see what the
pioneers have accomplished. The sue
cess or failure, satisfaction or dissatis-
faction will be heralded. mind you,
among those who remained at home,
and it will have its good or bad effect.
As to whether or not the colonists
are satisfied depends to a great extent
on those among whom they decide to
make their new homes. Those who
have already solved the problems Of
the West, and are successful, by offers
Of friendly suggestions, by hospitality
and by making the new man feel him
self at home, WELD a great influence
over feelings of those who settle among
them. Make the new man feel that you
want him, and you know you do, and
he will be content and prosperous. Of
course a very, very few will come in
with the influx who would not have
been satisfied in the Old Garden of
Eden much less the Modern Paradise.
Their harpngs, however, will not hurt.
They are chronic knockers, and always
make comparisons of whatever part Of
the country they are living similar to
that made by Sheridan, when he
weighed in the balance Texas and the
Neither Regions. They don't believe
what they say themselves, nor, for
which the world should be particularly
grateful, do others.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
THE DISSATISFIED GOLONIST

This sentiment. Zone dissatisfied
and unsuccessful farmer induced to
come to Oregon does more harm than
81 900 and even more spent in advertis-
ing can overcome, as expressed at the
Irrigation congress last week, is per
haps no exaggeration. And the re.
verse, Every colonist. who makes a
success will benefit the state far more
than great sums spent in advertising, {"
is just as true.
4 The col nist's success depends largely
on his own personality and element of
business management and energy.
Still the suggestions of the delegates
at the Irrigation Congress, to instruct
him properly, in order that this ability
may be properly applied is to be highly
commended. Colonists are going to
pour into every part of the state in
great numbers during the next few
weeks. We want them to remain with
US, be satisfied and drink from the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
THE REAL SANS-GENE.
Story of Her Adventurous Career In
the French arnny.

the French Army.
Every one knows The washerwoman
wha was 80 familiar with Napoleon in
yictorien Sardons play "Alme' Sans
Gene hui the real Sans-Gene who
lived at tAat time was "A draeoon in
one OF the great Corsican's armies and
spent twenty years in camps and bar
racks. in campaigns and battles over
Europe In the Musee de l.'Armee IN
Paris there is special case inside
which stands her equestrian statue.
Her real name was Marie Therese
Figueur. and she was born in Bur
gundy IN l714 When ten. at the
end Of the reign Of terror, she enrolled
IN cavalry regiment commanded by
one Of her uncles and soon acquired
the nickname of Sans-Gene.
Nine. Sans-Gene fought in Germany
with the French and Batayian armies.
charged at Hohenlinden. took part in
the siege Of Toulon. was in the Italian.
Spanish aud Austrian campaigns and
fought at Austerlitz and in Russia.
During the hundred days the emperor
conferred the Legion of Honor upon
her, and she charged at Waterloo for
the last time.
With the restoration she left the
army to get married She was then
thirty. In the course of her marital
career Sans-Gene had five horses shot
times in different engagements. She
died in hospital In 1861 London Globe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
vioarIeus Candy.

a group of children were playing In
a gutter A passerby walked slowly.
watching the active preparations OF
'little mother" aged about seven. who
was marshaling her charges into or
der. apparently In preparation for
some urban excursion. Something had
gone wrong. and one small kid was
bowling
"Shut your noise. Tommy Higgins.
and be good this minute"' admonished
the motheret, with a promissory
smack. III you don't stop like | tell
you I'll leave you right here in the
mud gutter You can't go wild us till
yez closes yer noise and be's good
boy. DO you know where we're goin'?
Well, we're goiu in the next block TO
the candy factory to smell the candies
eookin And DO you yer know what
they're maxim today? Well. it's
chocolate creams and pep'mint. New
York Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29


Most persons win guess lions or
tigers are the most dangerous ami
mails 70 train" said an animal trainer.
but they're wrong Give a lion one
good licking and he'll remember It.
He hits back only when his man is
down or has his back turned. but
monkey will fight against any odds.
and you never can tell when he'll bit
back Even a medium small monkey
can strike a blow that will reach
through coat, vest and two shirts.
and be leaves a nasty wound. The
most daring thing ever did was TO
go into a monkey cage and take
baby from It's mother The ordinary
house cat is the most stubborn animal
under training. but the monk is the
most dangerous II you work the larger
kinds. New York sun.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
PYRAMID OF CHEOPS.
It Would Take a Hundred Millions to
Duplicate L Today.

It Would Take Hundred Millions to
Duplicate II Today.
One of the most familiar questions
asked by personally conducted" tour
lists visiting Egypt and the great pyra-
mid built by CheOps is, 81 wonder how
much it cost TO build itY' A building
contractor with head for figures and
building estimates has estimated that
the CheopS pyramid could not be dupIi-
Gated today for less than $100,000,000
With modern machinery and the EN-
poyment of 10000 stonecutters, haul
ers, quarrymen. masons and laborers
a duplicate of the pyramid could be
erected in two years.
II has been calculated that the work
really required the services of 100000
men for thirty years The Cheops
pyramid occupies a space of 12A acres
and is 746 feet high and contains 49,
315,000 cubic yards of stone and gran
ite. The material alone represents an
item of $3G,O000O0, while the labor
would increase this about by S72,000,-
600 To this must be added $3000,000
for tools. transportation and similar
items. The pyramid is built on solid
rock 100 feet deep, and to build foun-
dation of this character would add to
the cost to the extent of making the
total of $lO0000,O0 New York World.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
POOR PACK RUNORS.

The recent reports TO the effect that
Portland hucksters and fruit merchants
have been making the purchase Of Gull
apples here and selling them as fancy
product, and the reports seem well
founded, should lead TO hasty prosecu-
tions. 1t is natural that great many
Of the lower grade apples should find
their way into local and neighboring
markets. But this fruit should be sold
as eull product and not labeled to sp-
pear as fancy grades. A large Glen
telle in these neighboring markets
demands the choicest product. When
they call for extra fancy HOOD River
apples, the law as to packing and the
Hood River reputation as to pack
should be so stringently maintained
that the lower grade apples could not
be palmed Off on the buyer.
1t would be pretty kettle Of fish, if
such indiscriminate use Of brands were
allowed in our most favored foreign
markets. 1t would take but a short
time for serious damage to be done to
the reputation Of the local honesty for
pack. Because Portland is a neighbor-
ing city, some one has said, "Oh well,
what's the difference, the people there
know what we have here, that our
extra fancy aplpes are the finest in the
world" However. this idea, that any
old thing is good enough for Portland,
because it is neighboring market,
should be "swatted." " and "swatted" "
hard. 1t may be all right to sell the
lower grade apples there, but don't try
to sell them as fancy grades.
Professor Lawrence says that the
merchants alone are not to blame, but
that numerous local growers have been
skimming close to the thin edge with
their pack. Indeed, he intimates that
packs have been found that no Hood
River man should be proud Of Such
a state of affairs is lamentable Al.
though their actions might injure the
Hood River community, the hucksters
might be expected, because of the
profit to themselves, to change the
brands. However, a grower, when he
lowers the standard Of the pack and
spoils its reputation. does himself
an injury.
Suppose an eastern man comes west
with the intention of looking up Hood
River property. He will in all prob
ability reach Portland before he comes
to Hood River. If he is really inter
ested in Hood River apple land, he will |
more than likely go down ON the street
mong the apple and fruit markets and |
ask to be shown some of Hood Rivers
product. The merchant shows him one
IF these poor packs. What are his
natural conclusionsY Why it will take
A good bit of argument to show him
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
THE SCHOOL FAIR.

BY their hearty cooperation and the
subscription Of merchandise and cash
to be used as premiums. the merchants,
business men and bankers Of the coun-
ty have made It possible to hold a sue
cessful school fair here in September.
As 10 whether or not the fair will be
Of the greatest benefit is now left to
the teachers Of the different county
schools and the children themselves.
The teachers should create among their
pupils an interest that will arouse en-
thusiasm.
Although a good premium list is
offered, unless the children take a
pride in the work Of producing their
exhibits and vie with all earnestness,
the fair will fall fiat. As the month
Of September approaches, the en-
thusasm should reach such a warm
point that the exhibits Of the school
fair should be the central topic of con-
versation among the boys and girls,
and no doubt it will. BY August we
expect to see the family's youngest
eager to show every visitor his garden,
his chickens, or the apples that he is
watching ripen and making ready to
pack. and he will tell you that he is
going to be miles ahead of that neigh
boring lad
The mere holding Of the school fairs
may appear insignificant. Yet they
will create new feeling of the young
er country generations toward the soil
and the actual producers of the state,
IN coming years, will be increased.
The young men will remain on the
farm instead of seeking professional
careers OF the work of city businesses.
The State Bankers Association has
faith in the movement and is backing
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
Mildly censnrinn Him.

my goodness" she says, with a
pretty scowl Il think a girl would
feel dreadfully foolish if she proposed
to a man.
81 should think so. too" replies the
ditlident youth.
But then | suppose there are some
girls who are just simply compelled to
do the proposing" she sighs.
After au hours consideration Of
that remark he realizes what she
really means Woman's World.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

that Hood River people are not 'foui
fiushers.
Hood River growers. by all means,
should be jealous Of their pack and
maintain its high standard. not only
abroad, but at home and in neighbor-
ing cities.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
WAYS OF the Uyster.

Oysters after they have been brought
away from the sea know by instinct
the exact hour when the tide is ris.
ing and approaching their beds and
50 Of their own accord open their
shells TO receive the food from the
sea as II they were still at home. -
London Telegraph.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Local users of the weed will soon be
enabled to secure the "long green"
near home. A dispatch states that Hu-
sum farmers have made successful ex-
periments with tobacco, and will plant
a goodly amount the coming year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

If the eastern growers continue their
demands, future bills similar to the
Lafean and Sulzer bills will contain
provisions for an apple box as big as
barrel.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
DipIomacy.

Mrs A.-That cook was awful, and
| am glad she's gone. Mrs. B.-Did
you discharge her? Mrs. A.-Oh, no;
| wished to avoid scene, What
did was flatter her so about her cook
ing that she thought she was under
paid and left Boston Transcript
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
II Reminded Him.

- have seen in my journeys several
tribes" said the traveller who vol
unfairly undergo all sorts of self in
tlicted lacerations"
THAT'S nothing" answered Mr. Tut
81 know lot Of people who insist on
shaving themselves" Z"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Did you see any sharks when you
crossed the ocean, Mr. Spifkinsy ask
ed Miss lurling
Yes, replied Spifkins sadly; II
played cards with a couple"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

"Where are you going so fast"
"My wife has just telephoned me
that the baby is asleep, and / am go
ing home to see what it looks like -
Toledo Blade
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Maud hear Jack turned up at your
house again last night Ethel-Yes. aud
got turned down as usual Boston
Transcript
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Self Help.
"What is your theory about self
helpT
"Why. to help yourself if there is
anything in'%sg ht,"- Exchange.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

I'll fortune never crushed that man
whom good fortune deceived not. Ben
IOnson.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
self HaIn.

The Sting Of reproach is the truth
of II
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
MISCELLANEOUS

For Rent-large, conveniently located Of
flee room, in First National Bank Bldg If
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

TYPEWRITERs-For sale or rent on easy
terms. A. W Onthank a3l.tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

For EXchange-S0 acres of fine red shot soil
at Underwood, two mites from Station. on
Columbia River Bluh, acres In one year
trees, IL acres slashed and burned. small
house, tools, etc. VIII trade for unincumbqr
ed Hood River property or interest bearing
paper. Reed a Henderson Inc cl9m22
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
FOR RENT

For kent-Clean sunny housekeeping
rooms, reasonable rent. $40 Columbia ST. be.
tween sth and 9th SITS. Phone BPM. f2gm1
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Notice to Cow Owners | have a Jersey bun
thht am standing mt my place three quar-
6ers of mile west OF The Ball Park NJ. j.
Foley. f9gm51
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Holsiein preferred. Must o. part jersey. Il.
n. Grelner Underwood Wash f2sm7
Wanted-To trade house and lot in Port
land for small acreage partly Improved IN
Hood River Valley. Address care oi
Glacier si2s
Wanted-To buy a hervy heck with two
seats aud a top Address W. K. Warner
Route No . f22f2s
Wanted Married man for orchard work.
Must furnish references. Dickerson 4 feek.
Phone 5l5-k t2t2s
wanted-A reliable party wants to rent
place 10 raise straw wberries. 2. o. Box ~,
Phone 33L iZt1
wanted-AlI those who are out of employ
ment, or those who want help 10 call al the
door west Of Mt. Hood Hotel. Phone III VI.
Mrs. Myrtle Morris fSf
NJ Blaser. expert pruner is open TOR engage
ment. best reference. Care Of A. Niehans,
Hood River, Oregon. fslZs
wanted-work pruning orchard. WIN
guarantee work and can give best OF refer
ences Have done work In some OF the best
orchards In the valley. r Lockman, Hood
River, oregon. Phone III. j25m2!
Wanted Upholstering, refnishlng and re
pairing II igh class work al reasonable prices
Phone for estimates. Il. Franz Co. Jllf
Wanted-Position on ranch Understands
care of horses. Had experience at general
farming and have knowledge OF pruning.
Ready for immediate work For further in
formation address, K. L. Mcdowell. 1855 Mil
Waukie ST., Portland, ore.
FOR SALE
For ssle-A few Rhode Island Red hens and
putels- Also q china closet, good range anu
a small wood heater. Phone 265-M. K. NJ.
Dunham, Az May St f2gm7
For sale-l lot 5OxlOO H., in Idlewid addi-
uOn, facing Columbia Street. Price s225.
Terms if desired. F. II. Rix, Troutdale ore
gon. f29m2l
For sale-Good work team and harness.
Team weighs 5000 pounds. Price $50. Phone
2ltX. 2gm7
For sale-Two fine teams-one span nice
geldings, six years old, weight $50, true,
sound, nothing better one span matched
geldings, three years old, just being broke.
New so haGnsss goes with this team. j. }.
Knapp, phone 3232-N. f19
For sale White Orpington eggs for haicG
ing nom AelleTstrass strain. j. j. Knapp
phone BERN. t2gtf
For Sale at BArgain-fully equipped Ap-
person Automobile. Inquire of owner, G. c.
Lennon. Phone ISL E9m7
--------
for sale or Irade-A Jersey COW. VIII eX-
ehahge Tor heavy milking Durham or either
heavy milking COW. Will pay difference in
cash. NJ. j. Foley, phone 2l5. i24m7
- - E,i, ,,,o,p n -
setting loo arr, a. ~ ~ 80, t' - o. Pei
a. q Miller '''' s''o' III nv nS"'e' ,,sI
~ - 4A iiAVis lItt
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Land For Sae-23O acres of land for sale
from $50 per acre up. VIII sell in 20-acre
tracts with part in trees. c. j. Cakins, phone
81 X ingff
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

For Sale-Apple trees, Newtowns, Spitz and
ortley; Si2 per hundred. Philip Kollas, 2
miles , W. OF Odell If
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

For Sale-PDone 2l3-X If you wish to buy
UNITED number of lirst-class Rhode Island
Red pulets or hens
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
WANTED

wanted-Fresh mich COW. Jersey and
holsiein preferred. N ust D. part jersey H.
H. GreIner. Underwood Wash f29ms
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

FOR Sale-High class. purebred Barred
Plymouth Rock cockeres and eggs for hatch
Ing. Also good farm team, which Will be
sold separately Have, too, for sale a good 3
inch Studebaker wagon. tiurst Werterberv
Il. + b. No. 9 Phone Odel IL. Kf2g
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

For Sale Cedar posts. Inquire of Al m
Flint Dee, Oregon. f22f2g
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Wantsd-T0 buy a hervy h1ck with two
seats aud top Address W. K. Warner
Route No D f22ls
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

For Sale-tne Charter Oak range, Ia good
condition, ? iron bed Steads and k!tuiirn iabI-
bargains Inquire of |. D. Parkns Phone
75-M. nf4g
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

For Sale Cheap-Some good NeWtown and
Spitzenburg trees, IL taken before April /.
These are nice stock two-year-0ld trees and
are fine for replacing. order now NJ b.
GILES. Hood River, Ore, y mile east of Bel
mont planer. Phone 20S X m7
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29
FOR SALE

For Sale--1 lot 50xl00 H., in ldlewild addi-
uon, facing Columbia Street. Price S225.
Terms If desired. F. II. Rix, TrOutdale, ore
rnp lFfa1
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-02-29

Wanted Married man for orchard work.
Must furnish references. Dickerson a Peek.
Phone a)5-k f2t29