The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18
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102 South Palafox.

lO2 South Palafox
."can you give US song about
Champ Clark? ''
Il am afraid he might not like these
old folk songs Of mine"
What is your politics. -
Has Il. r announced his candi-
dacy ?"
Not yet, but soon.''
Then don't know what am
But you are a candidate for MEM
bership?'
Il am not a candidate, but if an
overwhelming majority think am the
only man for the job. l will take it,
The tuneful opera Of robin Hood"
was the vehicle for the presentation
of number of prominent progress
sives. Most Of them had sought the
bosky shades of Sherwood Forest for
the sake of Its tall timber, hence they
fell easily into Robins merry crew.
There was Little John (Jim) Gar
field and 'sWill Scarlet La Toilette"
and ''Friar Pinchot." and good Dame
Marketing" besides Robin Hood. who,
Introducing himself as an outlaw. sang
But Outlaws Now You See, Are
Men Of Wealth and Rank and Pedi-
gTee." There was a loud blast from
q bugle in the forest depths, and it
1 AuuOuACEOs i s
That's Bob La. Toilette" Cvery
faint hlast.1 That's Cummins.n (Gen-
eral nix-up OF disccrds.) Henry
| Watterson is in conference with
Woodrow Wilson"
That tuneful air, "oId Gross Bow"
was given strange twist. as follows:
4 statesman who dwelt on the Out
Was DAFT with his old Zig st,ck
A dove of peace lit on his window
ledge,
He hit it an awful lick.
He stopped awhile, and to sigh be-
They heard him both near and far.
u you wait for the office to seek the
The office says. stay where you
are
Dame Marketing declared she had
been deceived by all parties, and ex-
pressed her indignation at the high
cost of living, to the tune of oh
Promise Me-"
You promised me that one day could
buy
A steak without a mortgage on the
You said. with Dr. w1leys help. you'd
try
To shield the family stomach from
all harm;
And yet when take out my pocket
book each day,
And see how all my old mans coin
has slipped away,
| shed another tear drop as say:
You promised me; you promised
/ me-"
The Court Of Honor met in open
session before the guests ito settle
| all questions requiring arbitration,
sanitation and Illumination and was
ready to report. Here were some Of
the questions and the courts answers:
Have you looked into this dispute
over universal arbitration
We have"
Everybody favors II, I SUPPOSE"
Everybody but the United States
senate
What is your decision in the dis
pute between Judson Harmon and Mr..
Bryan2'
'Mr Bryan win allow Mr.. Harmon
to remain in the race on one condi-
ticn."
what is that!''
| THE condition that Mr.. Harmon re-
| fuses to withdraw
Have you settled the row between
Oscar Underwood and Mr.. Bryan
4
on copyright. He had no business
to try to organize an Ananias club"
| The court also decided that the
| only difference between La Toilette
| and Cummins was In the fact that,
There is only one center of the
stage" The august tribunal came to
| grief when asked what IL had TO say
| about the rumoPed struggle between
/ Taft and Roosevelt. Each member
threw up his hands, and walked out
II without saying anything, and when
the Press Agent" Ian essential fea-
i ture of the courtl was appealed to. he
exclaimed, in great surprise: Me? I've
got nothing to say. started IL.
It Remained for the Democratic Pres
i6ential Steepiechase" shZit to bring out
the candidates IN fun force A book
maker appeared with his blackboard
sheet writer and other apparatus. and
announced the entries as follows:
Here is woodrow W.. sired by Jim
II Smith and damned by Henry Waiter
son, breezed out well on his last trial.
going fast under a hard pull
Next Is Judson H, an old cam
paigner. begot by Grover c., a famous
stake horse. and damned by W. ].
Bryan.
Here are Tom Marshall and j. w
Kern, entered by the Tom Taggart
stable from the banks OF the Wabash,
H and coupled in the betting.
Next is Champ and Gov. Folk, en-
tered by the SHOW Me- stables. The
Governor has Just been kicked In the
paddock by Champ. coupled In the bet
II ting with him, and LAYERS can let their