davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
WASHINGTON "U" GOES
DOWN BEFORE ILLINOIS

CHAMPAIGN ILL.,, Oct 1.-THE uni-
versity of Illinois defeated Washington
university of st. Louis. 1S to 0. illinois
scored III the first period when Dillon
Washington took the aggressive in the
second period, when Illinois was forced
10 fight for its life ou It's own flve-yard
line no less than four times. In the third
period illinois bTaoed as CAPTAIN VOL
sion went Ter for tho touchdown Tho
rest OF tho game WAS an sven battle
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

MIR. BUsINEsSMAN-

Merchants, professional men, clerks,
accountants, chauffeurs, stenographers,
department managers, business special.
lists can obtain new opportunities
greater efficiency by the daily study of
THE WANT ADS.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
CORNELL WINS GAME;
PLAYING is RAGGED

ITHACA. n. Y. Oct 12-CorneIr won
its second game Of football this eeason
today, defeating the University OF New
York. II to a. Cornell showed some Inn
provement but the playing or tho eleven
wes ragged In the first half. In which
the Now York collegians scored. taking
the ball from their own 30-yerd line to
the goal on forward passes
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
HOTELS AND RooM1Nc HOUSES

--~-~------>--~------J~.---- - =. 1o
H1ooo-"S ROOMS, hot AND COLD RUN
nlnS water ia each. steam heat
phths modern and up TO tins min !
ute. me loc., rent about $3.50 per
room, heat furnished free: extra
wen rurnlshed-S1000 cash down.
r,9lanco can be paid out OF house.
hls ~ genuine bargain and a
,.-oo line money makor
"'V'-Positlyely the best bargain ever
%tered in hotel. IS rooms and
baths' hot and cold water. toilets
ana all the modern appointments.
beautifully furnished in Stlckleys
iumcd oak mission style turnl-
ture Bundar carpets: absolutely
clean. The location insures the
pest patronage. Very low rent, OK :
"a long lease Heat and hot wa :
ter free. 4 substantial cash pay
mcnt Will put the right party in
possession The balance out of the
house. \ rigid Inrestigat tion in
Fited. No triflers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
Nevada Wins at Rugby

RENO. Oct. 12.-rhe University Of Ne
vada Rugby team defeated the Bar
barlans OF San Francisco by a. score OF
- to 8. The Barbarians scored a try
In the first half and In tho second half
Nevada added ten TO their score
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
DIED..

MARTIN-At SG3 South Tenth East
streot, October t.. 1912. or cancer.
Marchia Emma Martin. wife of Abe
Martin. aged a. years, born In Salt Lake
City. daughter of Mr., and Mrs. John
Whiting. Notice of funeral later,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
CARD OF THANKS

----~--~~--,>~~---~-s
WE DESIRE TO EXPRESS OUR AP-
probation OF The Kindness shown to us
ond the tribute paid to the memory OF
Eddie White by his many friends in this
eitr,-Mr, and Mrs r. NJ, White and
Sons. hl630
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
To Reach Women

Women readers of The Tribune Wants include thousands
who are alert and ready to take advantage every onnor
tunty.
Inc hosts OF business women in offices and fac
tories look to The Tribune Wants to provide them stead
profitable employment
The domestic workers--cooks maids Mattresses and
other helpers OF the househodkecp close track Of the
Wants
housewives use the Wants in securing the better grade
OF servants and IN accomplishing many business deals
such as turning dlsused household goods into cash or m
changing them for necessary articles Of home
Use The Tribune wants in CARRYING your rnessaou 80
women who arc alive to opportunity.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

thought meant TO foul out to Keep
from running.
But the boneheadedest play I ever
made was down south one spring. We
we're In Birmingham. The weather
had hsan cold and rainy all Though
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
CHINA DECORATING

MISS BERTHA WAGENER S STUDIO,
II East Third South China suitable
for gifts and prizes. Class and private
lessons, cosy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
FUNERAL DIRECTORS


EBER w. HALL UNDERTAKEN AND
emoalmer, 165 SO. West Temple. Phone
600 d3
e. @. O'DONNEIL, UNDERTAKER
and cnbaliner. has moved TO new loca-
tiou, 225-227 South West Temple street.
Realty bldg. Phone $50 o22o9
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
NOTICE.

I VIII not be responsible for any debts
contracted by my wife, Mrs. Lille Schef-
fer. (Sigued) WILLIAM SCHEFTLJIR
hI31S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
DUCK SHOOTING.

ENGAGE YOUR HORSES AND RIGS
for duck shooting now. Farmers TX
change. Was. 475S. g3T6i
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
BLOOD POISON REMEDY.

THE CAREY BLOOD POISON REM
edies cure blood poison. eczema, piles OF
long standing, sores, abcesse9, plmples,
deep burns, samples free. $50 South 1st
West. Wasateh t95T-W. e39S2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
LADIES AND GENTS TAILOR

c. W. HULL, 226 CONSTITUTION
building. opposite D. c. NJ. l. Your own
materlaI mace up b154
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
SECONDHAND CLOTHING

l PAY BEST PRICE FOR SECOND
hand goods W. Sllckman, II So. w.
reppla, Wasatoh 461a h1IsQ
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
SAFES AND VAULTS

A COMPLETE LINE OF SAFES AND
vaults always on hand. a few second
hand safes for sale. Write for circular,
Shealy Safe & Vault Co.. Al p. o. place
O2672
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
PATENT ATTORNEYS


TO PATENT INVENTIONS, REGISTER
trade mark or copyright. see ], NJ
ThomaB. agile block. oI2l
SCOTT & CO. ALL COUNTRIES; [;
terms reasonable. 22e27 Judge bldg
,rsn-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
DOG KENNELS

INTERMoUNTAIN KENNEL. co. NO.
L West 18th South; De Frank Kennel
CO.. No. b l1ls 4th ave. Phone ss66-M
g2108
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
BARGAINS IN ROo1trNG HOUSES. :

53-room hotel hot and ccld thinning
water. practically new, VIII turn. hept
iree' low rent, In business center. rooms
always rented; $500 Easy terms or wf1,,
trade for real estate
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

HEADQUARTERS FOR HOTELS AND
LEASES
\. RICHTER. REAL ESTATE.
q" MAIN 81. Phone G4l
hs2f
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

Cigar stands, one sloo. one $3.50 ana
tl5. '"7
Good grocery store. $3.50: one $3.50 ono
invoice about $4,000. Restaurant. 5000
ROSS 9, DAVIS, Hotel Broker.
10. MAIN. Wasatoh 9S39.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

Is TooTs, housekeeping apta. avell|
little place low rent: clears he, $50 and
SIS, only $3.50 Worth $1,000. Fast aide
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

BOARD AND ROOM, So A WEEK.
Rooms. $3.50 up Rcar ia L. Second
| South. b1o2g
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
LOST AND FOUND

O. w, CORNFIELD, SCI
East 2rd South. found 81 In Il sack or
Hu3lers- She agrees with everybody
else that IIusleTa Is tho -four Of flours.
hi657
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

AN ELDERLY LADY LIVING ALONE
would take lady TO board and room,
sos per month. References reouirnd
Phone Hylond 7eT-M. 9G2 Lake ST. hI7i2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
WELDING

WE WELD CAST IRON, ALUMINIUM.
steel or any other metal bring YOUR
broken machines and water Jackets to us
for repairs. Utah Ornamental Iron &
Bronze Works, l55 West South Temple
Wasatch 467S. ry2I50
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
CHIROPRACTORS


CECIL CECIL, THE CHIROPRAC-
tors II sick. try u.s. Get well. Con-
srltation free Room 400. 235 South
Main. h17
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
BANK, BAR AND OFFICE
FIXTURES

BANK, OFFICE, BAR AND STORE
fixtures; special designs submitted on
application: household refrieera tors
carom and pocket billiard IA hes, bowling
alleys aud supplies Brunswick Ba Ike
CoIender Co. $50 TO $50 South 4th West
Phone Wasatch 458. a40s6
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

LoST-ON 8RD AVE. CAR, MONDAY,
parcel containing collar set and lace.
Return to IL and II Main st. Reward.
h1298
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

FIRST T-CLASS BOARD AND ROOM.
reasonable L.iccs. 259 South End West
ST. g2613
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

MODERN PRIVATE APARTMENT
with or without board, for gentlemen.
ol@ 80. flh East, giSl7
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
VETERINARY

DR.. II. J. 1AUMAN-VETERIN
Pet animal practice a speciality. 325
East Third South. HOSPITAL for all anil
mails. Phone Was. JSo5-M. No Con-
cord ct. 325 E. 3rd South. g213O
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
TYPEWRITING SHORTHAND

~-~~~~~~~>0~0~~~-~~>~~><>
GATRELL'S UNIQUE SCHOOL OF
shorthand and typewflting 3l3 d. +.
Walker bldg. S@T9l
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
TAILORS


ROSEIJ. THE TAILOR. rs SO. STATE
Suits and overcoats from SIS UP.
zIb8S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

ELEGANTLY FURNISHED ROOMS
strictly modern. with board reasonable.
2i2 u. So Temple. Phone Wasatch
l3a3"J' fl73S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

FOUND-TICKET TO THISTLE JUNO
tton; can haYe same by calling at 632
West 1st South by paying for this ad
l12aI
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
PAINTING AND DECORATING


c. l. WESLEY G. SON. 426 STATE.
Wasatch Sill. Ali work guaranteed.
h24i
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

| PLEASANT SUNNY ROOMS, WITH
good board. In private home. $50 9Th
| East. Was, 3l30-M. hI305
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

| BOARD AND ROOM FOR TWO MEN:
| strictly modern home. 13S West list ~
h122I
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
PATENTS

MODELS BUILT AND PERFECTED.
expert workmanship: satisfaction guar
anteed, F. Nielsen. 81 SO. State. a36S2
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
WHERE TO STOP.

LINCOLN HOUSE. 6S EAST lST so.
$50 rooms. rates Soc, i0c and Soc: mod
ern. baths lie. n133G
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
DETECTIVES,


LANCASTER DETECTIVE AND COL
lection agency. 40l Boston bldg Was
247b. g2977
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
BOARD AND ROOM


NEW TEMPLE Hotel. COMFORT
ablo rooms. hot and cold water, steam
heat good table malntancd terms roa-
sonaole. IL w. No. Temple. cl33S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

HANDSOMELY FURNISHED FRONT
room with board for ono or two gents.
Wasatch i6oS-J, 800 East tth South
ha4
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

MEAT MARKET. ICE BoX AND FIX,- \,
lures. S25 month. Apply 70 y, n;
Thomas g. So, Main. hI''A
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
TAILOR MADE CORSETS

>-~<>>-~"~~~>~-~~~~~~>>~~-
MRS. MANN; GPIRELLA CORSETS
Will not break or rust: guaranteed, iIy-
land 309S-J, $50 East 7th South go45l
MRS. NJ HAYES. SPIRELLA CoRSETS,
one wear guarantee. e60 w 3rd No.
Wasatch 25S0-J. hl02S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
OPTICAL PARL,ORS.

~-~-O0~~~cSC-~>~-~--------
DIR. G NJ PETERSEN. 5S EAST 41'H
South, Was. 2i26-M. Classes pre-
sCribed without the uso OF drops or nox-
ious drugs, h17SG
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

GROCERY AND MARKET IN GOon
location on corner. long established:
will sell at invoice. T-59. Tribune. hliF3
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

SNAP IN CIGAR STAND DOING GOOD
business; fine location; long lease. VS.
satch i23iR. hl'''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
BUTTONS

>-~-r<-S1->>->>-(-s|N~~>~. - -, ny<r1oNr9
DIFFERENT KINDS OF BCT1oNsSS
made at Babbels Ladies' Tailors, S3
w. 3rd So. s''-'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
VACUUM CLEANERS

ALL MAKES FOR SALE OR RENT:
Carpet cleaning done, c. d. Bates Elec-
trc Co. 321 Atlas Was. 272I. e9S3
SANTO FOR SALE OR RENT. CLEAN
Ing. Electric cleaners s37 up. Stewart
Gleeson Co. Sc w. end South. g352S
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
SEWING MACHINES

WE SELL, RENT AND REPAIR ALL
makes. 109 East 2nd So. Wasatch 4TU3
d3416
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

LosT-PIBRCE BICYCLE NO 129o5o,
talion from Lafayette school October
10; s. reward. r. d. Fomoroy. 2tS l.
street. hl5o0
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

| FIRST CLASS BOARD AND ROOM;
reasonable prices d07 So end q. Wa
| satch 3060-M hl567
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
Mondays Louisville Entries.

First rane-Eloven -sixteontha Of e rniIs. me.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

LOST--SILK UMBRELLA WITH MON
ogram r. p X on handle Return to
No. 12 Ozark apis. and receive reward
Phone Hyland 2534R. hiSlq
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

FIRST CLASS BOARD AND ROOM;
best location; gentlemen only. Call
Was. 3t13-J. ll325
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

LOST--ON 3RD AVE. CAR. MONDAY.
parcel containing collar set and lace
Return 10 12 and Is Main ST, Rcws rd
bIEI4
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
CUT FLOWERS

~~~-~~~~--~~-~~~-~-~~~~~
HUDDAET FLORAL CO, So so. MAIN
sc. Phone log. Cut flowers and flu
neral designs. n1622
TIE LEADING FLORIST. w. W. KING.
21t r. Ind So. Phone 81. b291
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
OSTEOPATHY

r
DR.. CLAUDE RIDDLE, OSTEOPATtt
physician and surgeon. suite 40 heerh5 ,
bldg Hours TO o sE9i'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
SAFES REPAIRED

ALSO KEY FITTING AND LOCK WORK
specially. 8, L. Lock Works, Was.
40b3. h10s0
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

FIRST CLASS LOCATION FOR BAR
ber Inquire BrantinG. 6'l So. Ath East, a,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

WTTI, PAY CASH FOR SMALL BUSI,
ness Address S-52 Tribune. hlSst
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

FOR GENTLEMEN NICE FRONT
room, home cooking So week. 225 N.
West Temple. Was 269s-M. hl63G
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

DIR G.. 4. GAMBLE. COS MINTYRE'
bldg. Hours. 10 20 l. ana : 10 /. VA VA
satch b2S1, s--ES
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
MASSAGE
CUSHIONS, UPHoLsTERING


AND SPRINGS RE
paired. Salt Lake Mattress II Mfg.
Co Phone 3299. p1555
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
PERSONAL

ANY GIRL NEEDING FRIENDS WILL
find them at the Salvation Army. Ad-
dress ali communications to Mrs. Adju-
tant Sloatc, 52t East Third South street,
Salt Lake City. n2432
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13

FASHIONABLE DRESSMAKING AND
millinery; women's and children's work
a specially. 226 So 10th East. g3239
DRESSMAKING DONE AT REASONA-
Bile prices, Call a6T West Tth So. Pop
lar Grove car, h15oS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
DRESSMAKING

DRESSMAKINCi; 8 AT I S lr A C T I o n
guaranteed; prices reasonable. Was.
66lB-J. 223 W. 5th South. hS30
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-13
MONUMENTS, TOMBsToNES

1ARGE STOCK TO SELECT FROM. II.
Mckenzie. Display yards. 442 So. State.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-12-19
WOMEN SHOULD NEVER
USE HARSH PHYSICS

Women are especially susceptible to
constipation and their more delicate
organisms rebel at the violence of
cathartics and purgatives. Drastic
medicines like salts, mineral waters,
pills and powders may afford tempo
rary relief, but their violent action on
the stomach and bowels tends to up-
set the entire system
A mild laxative is far preferable and
more effective. The combination of
simple laxative herbs with pepsin pre-
scrlbed by DR.. w. B. Caldwell, and
sold in drug stores under the name of
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, is ideal
for women, being gentle In action, pos
tive in effect and pleasant to the
taste. A spoonful of Syrup Pepsin at
night will bring natural relief next
morning and, used regularly for a
brief period, will SO strengthen and
tone the muscles of the stomach and
bowels that there will be little, If any,
further need for medicine.
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin can be
procured in any drug store. Your
name and address on a postal to DR..
W. B. Caldwell, 2O3 West St., Month
cello, ILL.,, will bring a free trial bot
tie by return mail, Adv.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-12-19
TO TUNNEL UNDER CHANNEL
lons-DeIayed Franco-Enallsh Project
is Once More Being Put
Forward.

A tunnel between England and
France beneath the English channel
was first proposed at the beginning
OF the nineteenth century by Matthew
a French mining engineer, says the
Argonaut. Fifty years later the
scheme was financed, but it was not
until 1867 that it seemed that the
project would be actually attempted
AT that time there were a dozen or
more plans for rail communication
between the two countries. The &C
cepted scheme was that of a tunnel
bored beneath the bed of the channel
The estimated cost of the undertak.
ing was about s10,000,000 Prelimi
nary boring had been made, when the
work was interrupted by the Franco
Prussian war In 1874 the French
and English governments resumed ne,
gotiations concerning the tunnel
leaving the matter in the hands OF a
Joint commission. Failure on the
part Of the English company holding
the contract for the work to receive
sufficient funds resulted in the fail
ure of the enterprise in 1880. Now
the project is receiving some atten
ton, better feeling having been es
tablished between the people OF the
two countries.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-12-19
WENT AWAY WITH THE BOOTY
Elderly Irish Lady Proved She Was
Quite Capable Of Rising to
the Occasion.

Lord Spencer, when viceroy of Ire
land, used to keep open house, and all
ladies and gentlemen who had attend
ed drawing-rooms or levees had an un-
written right to attend the st. Pat
rick's day ball. Some very queer peo-
pie used to present themselves.
Not contented with eating and drink.
ing all they could, many persons used
to make predatory raids on the tables
and carry off eatables of all sorts. On
one occasion the comptroller saw a
stout elderly lady take a whole fowl
and stuff 1t with considerable deftness
into a somewhat capacious silk and
embroidered bag. He at once went
up to her and, pointing with his finger
at the bag, said:
Madam. won't you take some ham
with that?"
The good lady was not IN the least
abashed but replied:
"Ah, captain, sure it's joker you
are" and stuck to her booty-From
Sir Alfred Turner's Autobiography.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-12-19
MADE HIM SOMEWHAT TIRED
Nose Had Good Excuse for Wishing
to Be Rid Of the Company Of
Sam jackson.

"Twan't all account O. dat yaller
gal, Saliny," explained Nose, talking
with difficulty through the bandages
that swathed his face.
II goes out walking wild her and
along comes dat Sam Jackson, what
she's been keeping company with.
Widout saying word dat man comes
over and busts me in the mouf. No
sooner did l get up dan, baml He
lands on my lef' year and over | goes
again.
After that he hit me in this year
and then in the other one; and
Btomped on me while l was down.
When ! got up and began to run he
followed. kicking me every yuther
step.
Il never got so tired of cullud
man in all my life!"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-12-19
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

In this age Of research and ex experiment. all nature
Iansacked by the comfort and hap
Plness0f man. Science has indeed made giant strides
IN Jne past century, and among the-by no nea MS
least ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS in medicine is that of
french Hospitals and that 1t is worthy the attention
III those who suner from kidney, bladder nervous
Res &C. there is no doubt. In fact It seems evident
uhm Lhe Dig stir created amongst specialists that
uneNAPlON Is destined to cast into oblivion n M
tose questionable remedies that were formerly the
s1e Romance OF medical men. IL Is of course impos-
" tSll sunererS all we should like TO tell them
k INNS hnort article but those who would like TO
.sr more ABOUT this remedy that has effected so
k ~ Seno addressed envelope for FREE book to
~, 10y ierc Med Co. Haverstock Road Hampstead
rev French Remedy "TH ERAPIoN" No. /. No. 3
z. ~, rs what they require and have been seeking
md unhsppiness TherapIon Is sold by drn9gists ~
nAl BLUM Fougera TO-. 70 Beekman St. New York.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-12-19
HAIR CAME OUT IN PUNCHES

S13 e. Second St, Muncie, Ind.-"My
little girl had a bad breaking out on
the scalp. 1t was little white Jumps.
The pimples would break out as large
as common pinhead all over her
head. They would break and run yell
low matter. She suffered nearly a year
with itching and burning. 1t was sore
and itched all the time. The matter
that ran from her head was very thick.
I did not comb her hair very often, her
head was too sore to comb 1t, and
when l did comb, it came out in
punches. Some nights her head itched
80 bad she could not sleep.
Il tried several different soaps and
ointments, also patent medicine, but
nothing could get to stop it. began
using Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment this summer after sent for
the free samples. l used them and
they did so much good bought cake
Of Cuticura Soap and some Cuticura
Ointment l washed her head with
Cuticura Soap and rubbed the Cuticura
Ointment in the scalp every two
weeks. A week after l had washed her
head three times you could not tell she
ever had breaking out on her head.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment also made
the hair grow beautifully" (Signed)
Mrs. Emma Patterson. Dec. %, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
oh nt1k IL %
free, with 32-p, Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston"
Adv.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-12-19
PeriIs of overdeIlcacx.

A bridegroom gave his best man an
envelope.
Hand it to the parson after the
ceremony" he said, but don't do 1t
ostentatiously."
The best man followed instructions
but it seems that he performed his
task too covertly, for the father OF
the bridegroom, after the pair had
departed, believed that an omission
had occurred and quietly pressed a
banknote into the minister's hand
But he also was too secretive about it
and before the party broke up the
brides brother felt called upon to
draw the minister aside and thrust a
$10-bill upon him.