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port & Holt liner vasari. taking with

port & Holt liner yasari. taking with
him the orchestra chairs. draperies for
the boxes and new drop curtains for his
new theater at Bragardo. three hours
from Buenos Aires. This Is the city
where he worked for eight years as a me-
chanical engineer before his voice was
discovered.
The woman who is bringing the suit is
Miss Marcelle Hontabat, young French
girl living in New York. who is said to
be very beautiful. Her lawyer, Max
Schenkmann. who has offices at IS Will
liam street. will not disclose her address
or the details Of the suit, but he says
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Applies to Other Buildings.

OF course. the order may appear. at
first blush, to work a hardship on
those clerks whose digestive apparatus
rebels at the cookery of the average
dairy lunch and VINO do not take
kindly to the fried egg sandwich. At
any rate. the amateur chefs and
chefesses of the department are no
longer permitted to concoct appetizins
meals within the sacred, portals of the
big, building at 18th street and Penn
s.ltania avenue. the order appl:ing
also to the Butler and the Winder
bu ,!ings and all other buildings in the
District Of Columbia occupied by the
Tr>. sury Department.
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seven assistants have been in Peru
for several months visiting hitherto
unexplored regions and gathering
data TO shed light on the ancient peo-
pie who inhabited the land Prof.
Gregory Will return with Prof. Bling
ham probably in time TO eat his Christ
mas dinner here
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JOINS PERUVIAN EXPEDITION.
Prof. Gregory Sails to Become Mem
Der of Yale Party.

NEW HAVEN. Conn.,. August ga
Frof. Herbert E. Gregory. head Of The
School Of Geology at Yale. sailed for
Peru to join the Yale Peruvian eApe-
.dition headed by Prof. Hiram Bingham
OF. the university. Prof. Bingham and
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Boy Breaks Leg at Play.

While playing on a vacant lot near LIST
and streets northwest last night about
3 O'Clock John Hurd. fourteen-year-old
negro boy Of co1 o street northwest, fell
and his left leg was broken. Friends took
him to the Homeopathic Hospital.
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that they will all be brought out In the
complaint which will be filed in court
next week. He said that Constantine
was served with the summons in the case
on July % at the Hotel Victoria.
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SUES TENOR FOB 500, 900.
Beautiful French Girl Says Constan-
tino Broke Troth.

NEW YORK, August 22--Florencio
Constantine. the Spanish tenor. who for
nerly sang at the Manhattan and Metro
,oii,an opera houses, and at present a
member OF the Boston Opera Company. Is
DE defendant in a 100000 breach of
promise suit Mr.. Constantine sailed for
3uenos Aires on Tuesday on the Lam
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BANK CASHIER CAUGHT
AFTER TW0-yEAR HUNT
Abilene, kans., Man Arrested
in New York, Charged
With ENLIGHTENMENT.

/ NEW YORK, August 22.-John A F1ack.
until two years ago cashier Of the Abilene
State Bank in Abilene. Kan, was arrested
yesterday afternoon at 18th street and
I'd avenue, charged with the embezzle-
ment of more than $4,000 from the bank
for which he worked The larceny took
place two years ago and the Kansas au-
thorities have been searching for Flack
all over the country.
The arrest was made by John j. Allen,
an agent for the National Surety Com
pany, who was accompanied by A. M.
Birdsell. head of the bonding companys
claim department. Flack, under the
name OF Anderson, has been working for
the Trow Directory Company collecting
names for them. The two bonding COM
pany employees met him outside the Trow
offices.
Hello, Flack.' they greeted him.
'-How's everything with YOU since you
left Abilene?'
It's been a pretty hard world since
then" said Flack. Howe you get me-"
1 He then admitted his identity and said
he was glad to go back to Kansas to face
the music. Allen and Birdsell took
him first to the National Surety Company
offices at 115 Broadway, where he denied
i that the banks loss would amount to
$4,000, and said that it could not be more
i than $4,000.
4 Taken to a Cell.
He was then taken to police head
Il quarters and sent to cell in the Null
berry street station after the-poliee had
verified by telegraph to Abilene that he
was wanted there for grand larceny and
embezzlement.
4 The National Surety Company made it
cashiers job
i j. n. Dolley the Kansas state bank
commissioner. asked us to help" it was
/ said last night in behalf of the company
4 so we put our own detective agency to
i work and found him"
i Old married. ii clerk living at 1872
Talisade avenue. Hobokcn.
Il The loss of the money from the bank
was discovered in September, 1910.
short time after F'Iack and his wife had
Il skipped out of town. While the bank
was going through difficulties on ac-
count of the loss of the money the
president Of the bank died and the bank
went under.
Detectives left Abilene last night for
New York to take Flack back.
i In talking with the National Surety
Company employees yesterday. FIack
who. it is said, was once d probate judge
in Kansas. explained that he had not
gambled or speculated the money away
He had lost the money buying real es-
tate. he said but he resented the use
of the word speculate" He also said
he didn't drink smoke
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buildings is also a detriment to the
general health and well being of those
employed therein. Therefore, to quote
the refrain of an erstwhile popular
ditty, Hear the rattle of the pots and
pans, getting ready for the caravans.
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POMERENE BILL PASSES.
Promotes Uniformity in Insurance of
Bills of Ladiug.

The Pomerene bill to promote uniform
fly In the Issuance OF bills of lading by
railroads was passed by the Senate yes
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Massive Brass Bed like the cut to
the right. 1t has two-inch pos,s.
square top rods. square brass filters.
satin finish and wide panel of genu-
inc mahogany in both headboard
and footboard.
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Strong and we'll made Brass Bed
like the illustration to the left. 1t
has continuous posts that are two
inches in diameter. ten strong filters.
bright finish and is guaranteed not
to tarniSh.
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Very Heavy Brass Bed like the
cut to the left. 1t has posts that
are two inches in diameter. top rods
two inches in diameter. fourteen
one-inch filters. and choice of bright
or satin finish. The lacquer is guar
anteed not TO tarnish.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-08-22

Pretty styles. dainty color
characterize these dresses; ma
terials are chambray, lawn an
percales: neat stripes
and plain C o Tor e d Nd AE
effects. T. n l a r ge- cO IL UUo
ment price. ...---..
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SUGAR SHIPMENTS

The Sugar Factors Company has
shipped TINS month to date 56,UUO tons
making a total shipped for the year
of 383,U00 tons. Three other cargoes
will leave this month. The Honolulan.
sailing OIL the twenty-fourth OF July,
will take four thousand tons, the Al
askan on the tewnty-eighth will have
cargo Of 1000 tons, and the Hill
ian will take about three thousand
tons. This will make the July snip
ments total $4,000 tons. During the
month of July last year $1,000 tots
were shipped, but the total for the
year 1912 to date exceeds the amount
shipped for the same period OF 1911.
The second half OF the Virginian
cargo arrived July II and was sold at
the basis of 3.5s. This amounted TO
Eut $500 tons. The first half Of the
Virginian's cargo, comprising about
eight thousand tons, arrived June II
and sold at Bits. The cable advising
the Sugar Factors Company Of the ar
rival Of the last half Of the Virginlan
cargo also says: All four refineries
quote basis $40. New business ac-
tive. Accepting ten points less Octob-
err.
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PASSENGERS DEPARTED

Per str. Mauna Kea. for Hilo. via
way ports. July 20.-R. T. Lille. Harry
Melin, Mr.. and Mrs. C. X. Al, Miss G..
Pratt, Mrs. A. Pratt. Miss May Dahl.
Mrs. Harry Dahl. Mrs. Hama, Miss
Hama. r. F.. Wood, E. G. Barrett. Miss
Ilohilda Dias. ]. w. wadman. Miss
Lucas. Antoine. Miss Jean Gooch. Miss
j. Noble. Miss Eta Lee. Rev. f. G..
da Silva, Mrs. A. L. Dickinson, G. b.
Ripley. Mrs. Wright, Miss Fl. Kings.
bury, Ed Dreier. Geo. Frates. Mr. and
Mrs. A. Edwards and son. Geo. Klue-
gel, Mr.. and Mrs H. G. Mohr, Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. L. p. Robinson. Mrs. William
Hatley, Mr.. and Mrs. r. w. Breckons
and child, Mr.. and Mrs. G. Bon and
two children. Mr.. and Mrs. A. r. Gun.
ha. Mrs. Shoemaker ca. Mrs. G. b.
futile and son, Mrs. ". Fl. Nickerson.
Capt. Warren Thomas Hunnum and
wife, Miss German.
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Oahu Railway Time Table
Outward.

For Waianae. Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-s9:15 a. m, 1920 o. m.
For rearl City. Eva Mill and Way
Stations-f7:S0 u. m, s9:!5 a. m.
s11:30 a. M, s2:15 p. NJ, 1920 D. IN,
f5:15 p. M. 1880 p. M, t11:15 p. m
For Wsaiawa and Leilehua-st0:2 20
a. M, '5:l5 p. M. 1880 r. NJ, f11:15
p. m.
Inward.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua anc Waianae-s8. SO q. m, s5:31
p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-f7:4h a. m, 1886 a. M,
'11:02 e. m. 40 p. m, '4:26 p. M,
1871 D. n. $3.50 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa and
Leilehua-9:15 a. m, f1:40 p. M,
1871 p. m, t10:i0 p. m.
'"he Haleiwa Limited, a two-hour
train (ouly first class tickets hon.
oredI. leaves Honolulu every Sunday
at 1886 a. m; returning, arrives Il
Honolulu at 1910 p. m. The Limited
stops only at Pearl City and Waianat
outward. and Waianae, Waipahu anC
Pearl City inward.
'Daily. tSunday Excepted tSun
day Only.
G. p. DENISON, r. G. SMITH,
Superintendent. g. p. A
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s VESSELS 10 DEPART
Monday, July e.

Monday, July e.
San Francisco, Siberia, P. n. 8. 8.
p. m.
Kauai ports-Noeau. stmr. p. n.
Tuesday, July -.
Maui. Mol0kai and Lanai ports
Mikahala, stmfs p. n.
Kauai ports Kinan, stmr., 5 ?. u.
& Wednesday, July ~.
San Francisco Honolulan, n. n 8.
s.. 10 q. m.
Hilo, via way ports-Mauna Ksa.
stmr., 10 q. m.
Thursday, July g.
Kauai pOrts-W. @. Hall. stmr.. )
p. m.
Friday, July a..
Hawaii via Maui ports laudine.
atmr., p. m.
Saturday, July a..
San Francisco - Sierra, O. s. s., 10
Hongkong via Japan DQrts-Psrsia.
Hiio direct-Mauna Kea. stnr.
p. m.
Kauai ports--Noeau, gtmf., p. N.
Tuesday, July 30.
Kona and Kau pOrts-Kilauea, stmr.
noon.
Maui, Molokai and Lanai ports
Mikahala, stmr., 5 p. m.
San Francisco-C China, P. NJ. 8. s.
Kauai ports-Kinau. stmr., b. N.
Wednesday, July 81.
Hilo via way ports-Mauna Kea,
stmr., 10 a. m.
Thursday. August 1.
Hongkong via Japan ports-KOrea,
P. M. 8. 8.
Kauai ports-w. G. Hall. stmr.. S
p. m.
Friday, August 2.
Hawaii via Maui ports Claudina
stmr., 5 p. m.
Saturday, August 3.
Hilo direct Mauna Kea. stmr., p.
m.
Sunday, August 4.
San FRANCISCO Thomas, U. 8. A. T
Monday, August 5.
Sydney via Pago Page Ventura. Q.
Kauai ports Noeau, stmr.. p. %.
Tuesday, August 8.
San Francisco Lurline. N. y. 8. 3.
"Wednesday, August Z.
San Francisco anehuria, 2. d. ,.
Friday, August 3,
Hongkong via Japan ports -Shinyo
Maru, Jap stmr.
San Francisco SonOma, Q. ,. :.
Tuesday, August =.
Manila via Guam Transport
San Francisco Chiyo Maru, Jap
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MOVEMENTS OF
MAIL STEAMERS
VEssELs no ARRIVE



Mani and Hawaii ports-Cl andine.
sfmT.
Kauai ports-w. G. Hall. stmr.
Thursday. July Is.
Makatea--Prometheu Nor. stmr.
European Politician. Br. stmr.
Friday, July e.
Kona and Kan ports-Kilanea.
stmr.
Saturday. July ~.
San Francisco-Persia. p. NJ. 3. s.
Hilo via way ports-Mauna Kea.
stmr.
Sunday. July q.
Salina Cruz via San Francisco and
Sound pOrts--Arizonan. All. 8. 8.
Kauai ports-Kinau. stmr
Maui. Molokai and Lanai ports
Mikahala. stmr.
Tuesday, July 50.
Hongkong via Japan ports = China.
p. M. s. s.
Tuesday. July so.
Hilo direct-Mauna Kea, stmr.
Wednesday, July 81.
Maui and Hawaii ports-Clandine,
stmr.
San Francisco-Lurline. N. N. s. 8.
Kauai ports--W. g. Hall. stmr.
Monday, August 1.
Manila via Nagasaki-Thomas. q.
S. A. T.
San Francisco -Korea, p. NJ. s. 8.
Saturday, August :.
Hilo via way ports-Mauna Kea.
stmr. rs
Sunday, August (
Maui. Molokai and Lanai porta-MI-
kahala. stmr.
Kauai ports-Klnau. stmr.
ssssssss. Monday, Au0ust 3.
San Francisco Wilhelmina. N. n.
s. s.
Hongkong via Japan ports-Man.
chnria, P. M. 8. 8.
San francisco Ventura. o. 8. 8.
Tuesday, August 8
Hilo direct. Manna Kea. stmr.
Wednesday, August Y.
Kauai ports-W. @. Hall. 6tmr.
Hawaii via Maui ports-C laudins.
Wednesday, August 3.
San Francisco-shiny Maru, Jap
stmr.
sydney via Page Pago- sonoma. o.
is. s.
[aa Saturday, August 20.
Hilo! via way ports--Mauna Kea.
stmr.
Sunday, August n.
/ Maui. Molokai and Lanai ports Nj.
kahala, stmr. 1fn
Kauai ports-K inau. stmr.
Monday, August -.
San Francisco Sherman, U.S.A.T.
L Hohgk0ng via Japan ports ChIyo
Maru. Jap. stmr.
Tuesday, August ~.
San Francisco Honolulan. M.N.8.s.
/ Sydney via Shga--Makura. Class.
Wednesday, August ~
Vancouver and Victoria Mariana.
C.A.fSssS. 1
+ Thursday, August IS.
Central and South American ports
-Buy0 Maru, Jap. stmr.
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PASSENGERS BOOKRD

Per o. s. S. Sierra. for San Fran
cisco, July 27.--Dr. r. w. Anderson
and family, ]. s. Anderson, Mrs. An
derson. Miss d.. Anderson, Miss Edith
S. Bush. John Buckley, Rev. G. =.
Burlingane, Mrs. l.. r. Brodeck. Mr..
Bozzi, T. Chalmers. r. Chalmers. Miss
B. Chalmers. Miss NJ. B. Cassidy, Mrs.
B. .Cochrane. Miss Helen Cochrane,
F. M. Cauberry, Mrs. Cauberry, Miss
]. Decker, Miss A. Dingley, Miss s.
De La Nux, Mrs. DecotO. Miss Helen
Deming, Mrs. @. r. Dunsmore, Miss
Dodson, A. w. Emerson. Mrs. w. X.
Freeman, Miss o. X. Franco, Mrs. G.
A. Grove. Miss e. w. Grippinger, Miss
F. Goldman, Miss G. Hart. G. ]. Hut
chins. Mrs. Hutchins. Miss Doris M.
Hutchins, d. F. Heastand, r. w. Hen
dry, Mrs. M. w. Hen0ry. Miss A. w.
Hendry, Miss E. c. Juth, Miss l..
Klauber, Mrs. E. Kitto, Mrs. w. J..
Kitto. Miss Mabel Kitto, Chris Lewis,
II. ]. Lyman, Mrs. Lyman, H F. Lew
is, Mrs. Lewis, Donald Lewis. Mrs. r.
e. Langton, Mrs. e. w. Morton, Miss
A. Morton, Miss E. Morton. Mrs. T.
Molinelli, E. G. May, Mrs. May and
daughter, J. s. Morrow. e. A. milford,
Miss A. Meter, Miss M. Metzers L,
Mathews, Mrs. Mathews, Miss G. Mel.
son, Miss L. A. Nelson. ]. Olivia. Miss
Olivia, Miss Alice Porter, Master Wy.
man Reynolds, Mrs. G. Ryan, G. w
Ross. F. M. Sammis, Mrs. Sammis
Mr.. Scheelin. Waiter G.. Smith, Miss
E. M. Schmidt, Mrs. Shoemaker, Mrs
E. M. Swift, Mr.. Scharlin. Daniel
Tweedie, George B. Thayer. M. Tsuji
Miss G. M. Voell, @. B. Wyman. Mns
Wyman and son. Miss A. Wilcox, Mr.
F1lcock, Mrs. Wilcox and two chill
dren, Miss e. Wren, Lew Wheeler
Per str. 'Kinau for Kauai ports
July 23.--Mr. and Mrs. NJ. Ianua, Mi
Forrecy, A. Haneberg, E. Clifford Kim
ball, S. C. Wong, e. H. Nagle, Mis-
Alice Al, Miss Emma Al, Geo. Wong
John Pavao, Judge L. A. Dickey, Geo
pang, /. j. Hurd. Mr.. and Mrs. G. A
Rice.
Per stmr. Mikahala, for Maui AM
Molokai ports, July 2S.-Mrs. Paoaka
lani, w. Paoakalani. Jr., E. NJ. Cooke
E. Murphy, Mrs. Mulch.
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TRANSPORT SERVICE

Logan, sailed from Honolulu for Ma
Mia, July 13.
Sherman, from Honolulu for San
Francisco, arrived July IL.
Sheridan from Honolulu for San Fran.
cisco, Arrived April Z.
Crook, at San Francisco.
Buford, stationed on Pacific Coast.
Warren, stationed at the Philippines.
Thomas, sailed from Manila for Homo
lulu and San Francisco, July Is.
Supply, sailed from Honolulu for Seat.
tie, June 10.
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NAILS

Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
San Persia, July q.
Victoria Mariana, August IA.
Colonies Makura, Aug. IL. S.
Yokohama-China, July 80.
Mails will depart for the followins
points as follows:
Yokohama-Persia, July q.
Vancouver-Makura, Aug. IL.
Colonies Aug. IA.
San Francisco Siberia, July %.
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TRES REPAIRED.

Honolulu Vulcanizing Works, on Ala
kea ST., is now prepared to make
repairs to any size tire for any We
hicle. Prices reasonable and quick
delivery. ozIl
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island Transfer Co., 229 Merchant Day
phone 1859, night 1891. Splendid
equipment for handling all kinds OF
express and draying. All employees
have had long experience.
5269-3m
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
THAT BALKAN MESS.

George dear. what's all this Balkal
trouble that takes up so much room
In the papers,?
Il don't believe you could under,
stand it. my love- You see, it's large
ly political. and diplomatic, and-and
abstruse'
How is itpolitical. GEORGE"
That's hard to explain
And how is il diploma;ic?'
That's still more complicated
And why abstruse?"
That's the hardest of ali
q thought so, dear. You know
nothing about it And now because
you re a busy man and haven't time
for foreign news, I'm going to explain
the whole Balkan situation to you.
You see, it was at best-.good gracious,
he's asleep
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16

Cyril Scott tells of dinner he once
attended at which Edwin Booth was
the guest Of honor. Mr.. Booth was
called on for a speech.
What shall speak of" he asked.
He was quiet man and hated speech
making.
"Oh, just tell us about the stage;
something about the theater," some
one said.
Booth laughed. "If you want to
know about finance, ask a banker, But
If you want to know anything about
the stage, ask the barber or the hotel
clerk-anyone except an actor"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
The Missina Adjunct

There was very disagreeable wait
at the Muggletons wedding last eve
ming. The bride was in tears, the
bridegroom's collar melted, the pastor
fell asleep in his study and the or.
ganist played, oh, Promise Me,
eleven times"
What in the world was the trou.
ble?"
Why, the moving picture mans
auto struck fire hydrant and his
whole outfit went to smash"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16

YEAST see a new electric fiat-lron
Is made Of reinforced glass 80 that 1t
may be turned on end and used al
lamp If desired"
Crimsonbeak-Might make man
bit nervous to have his wife meet MIN
with that sort of light when he man
ages to reach the front door In the
cold gray hours of dawn.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16

"Muggins has made a pile of money,
and now he's trying to get into society,
but the question OF manners comes up.
Has he got any," queried Bolivar.
"Muggins? Manners? Well, |
should say not" retorted Slithers.
why. that man wouldn't give up his
seat in a dentists chair to a lady. -
Harper's Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
An Explanation.

The steamboat came splashing along
her course at full speed. and the first
thing the passengers knew had crash
ed head on into the pier
Mercy" cried passenger, as the
bow crashed and the splinters flew. II
wonder what is the matter?"
"Nothin'" said Pat, one OF the deck
hands "Nothin', ma'am-ut looks to
me as If the captain just forgot that
We shtop here. Harper Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
AIoft In the Distance,

II shall take lofty position in dis
cussing public affairs" said the young
man who is learning politics.
That's right, son." replied Senator
Sorghum. Only don't soar so high
into the empyrean that you are like
an airship and the only impression
people get Of you is small spot and
buzz"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
Painfully True.

when he was younger a fortune
teller predicted that a great future
was in store for him"
did the prediction come true?"
Eyes, but we didn't know at the
time how the fortune teller spelled
the word great He's been peering
through a steel grating now for near
ly five years"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
The Electric Coupe.

There is something refined and ela-
giant about an electric coupe"
yes. ] dare say 1t is the most arts
toeratic vehicle we have and it will
probably always be highly RESPECT
able"
''Why do you think 500"
Because lis limitations are such
that 1t will never be a popular vehicle
for an early morning Joy ride"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
Tribute TO American Sailor.

y BY all who know him, 1t is conced-
ed that the American sailor is clean
and thorough athlete. He takes q
deep interest In anything he tackles.
and SO. to make his athletic endeavors
corr ,spond with his otherwise high
standing. he goes in for clean work.
and II he wins he is modest and II he
loses he Is the first to congratulate
the winner.
~ ~
Go to Fred J. Thomas. Jeweler
for ladies fine gold set rings, scarf
pins, childs rings, etc. No. 913
Washington avenue.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
Jane Austen Unpopular.

1t has been pointed out with some
surprise that the late w. s. Gilbert
had strong dislike for Jane Austen,
but a correspondent of the New YORK
Evening Post reminds US that Marx
Twain had q similar antipathy, he
said once that "a library that does not
contain Jane Austen's works ID good
library, even il it hasut another BOOK
In it." aeH
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
sFe A savInc Man.

Uncle William. who wasn't especial
" noted for his generosity, was &C
costed I'm the village post office by
his shrewd little nephew namesake
SAY. uncle, this is my birthday
Can't you give me five cents Con
scious OF the amused gaze OF the on
lockers, Uncle William slowly reached
into his pocket, saying. q did have q
nickel. but" Withdrawing his hand, J
guess | haven't got it now" oh
look again. uncle" said little Willie.
"If you had one you must have 1t yet.
Woman's Home Companion.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
rb. Good Time Comma.

"Algernon," said the poets wife, !
see they have started magazine to
make poetry popular
Yes, love"
DO you think 1t will succeed?"
ut is too early to venture pre-
diction."
Dear, hope it will. How lovely
it Will be when you and can have an
automobile and l will not need to be
ashamed any more when people ask
me what business you are in.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
Her Diagnosis.

Betsey, an old cclored cook, was
moaning around the kitchen one day,
when her mistress asked her II she
was i'll. mo, ma'am, not "zactly,"
said Betsey, "But the fac is, don't
feel ambition nough to git outer my
own way."-Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16

Il suppose" said the disgruntled
young man when the producing man
ager handed back his play, that you
have stolen all my bright ideas"
"Oh, not all OF them" the manager
gravely replied. 81 don't want to get
10 many bright ideas as to be consid-
cred supernatural"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
Low Grade OF knowledge.

did young Charlie Goldie call on
you last night?"
Yes, he calls almost every night"
That sounds serious. What sort of
young man is he-pretty Intelligent"
Intelligent Why, say, he doesn't
know enough to embrace an oppor-
tunity."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-16
WAIenuM Arrival

II don't think we had better lose
any time about calling on our new
neighbors," said Mrs. Maintenance.
WHY" inquired her husband.
Il have watched them unload the
moving van and they have lot OF
things we will want to borrow"