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The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
The New and the Old.

Governor Foss of Massachusetts
tells Of well known divine who was
visiting q state prison when he came
across prisoner whose features were
familiar to him.
what brought you here. my poor
fellow?" he asked.
"You married me to q new woman
q little whole ago. sir" the prisoner
replied, with sigh.
"Ah, see." said the parson, "and
she was domineering and extravagant.
and she drove you to desperate
courses, eh?"
"No." said the prisoner. "my old
woman turned up"
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DlsFIauREo WITH causrs

"soms time ago I was taken VITA
eczema from the top Of my head to
my waist. II began with scales ON my
body. suffered untold itching and
burning, and could not sleep. was
greatly disngured with scales and
crusts. Ny ears looked - II they had
been most cut OF with . rasor. and
my neck was perfectly raw. ! suffered
untold agony and pain. I tried two
doctors who said I had eczema in it,
fullest stage. and that It could not
be cured. I then tried other rem
edies to no avail. At last. tried . sst
Of the genuine Cuticura Remedies,
which cured me Of eczema when all
else had failed, therefore cannot
praise them too highly.
II suffered with eczema about ten
months. but am now entirely cured.
and I believe Cuticura Remedies are
the best skin cure there H." (signed)
Miss Matte J. shaffer. r. Ed. !, Box
.. Dancy. Miss, Oct. a, 1910.
II had suffered from eczema about
-FOUR yeAr1 when bolls began to break
out on different parts OF my body. It
started with . fne red rash. NY
back was affected FIRST. when It also
spread over my face. The itching was
almost unbsarabie at times. I tried
different soaps and salves. but nothing
seened to help me until began to
use the Cuticura Soap and Ointment
One box Of them cured me entirely. I
recommended them to my sister for
her baby who was troubled with tooth
eczema, and they completely cured her
baby" (signed) Mrs. F. L. Marber.
ger. Drehersville. Pa. Sept 8. 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint.
ment are sold everywhere. . sample
Of each. with s2-page book. will be
mailed free on application to "Cuti-
curas" Dept. L, Boston.
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dwell in cities where formerly the Matabele had hi
hut. Farms will flourish where stood the primeva
forest with its animal life
1t may take hundreds of years before this shal
be accomplished. Then mighty hand will call
halt and progress is at its end. Civilization vii
have killed itself.
As the physician gives stimluants to his dyin
patient to prolong life, will silence to the he'll
Of the exhausted ground, until it becomes utterly
productive. Progress is dead
Migration of nations, wars, a. of old, will be tn
the rule, the stronger surviving. race vii
inhabit new earth, which will resemble the old on
only in its outlines
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
GENERAL OFFICE ISSUES ciRcu.
LARS TO PREVENT sRoW.
SEATING.
TAYLOR Bill PASSED
MEASURE GRANTING EXTENSION
or TIME TO ENrRvMeN De.
FORE PRECEDENT.
Western Newspaper Union New. Service.


Washington.-Relief from unwar.
ranted activities by special agents Of
the General Land Office is promised
In new circular of instructions soon
to be issued. For q long time many
entrymen on lands Withdrawn as coal
lands have been complaining that af.
ter being induced to sign agreements
for limited patents. with the under
standing thot patents would issue
without delay. have been informed
that their patents would not issue un-
I'll the land had been examined. The
injustice and absurdity of this prac-
tice prompted Representative Mondell.
author of the law under which set
tiers may secure patent to the sur
face Of coal lands. to protest to the
commissioner Of the General Land
Office.
1t was charged that special agents
were in many cases using browbeat-
ing and even coercive methods to Sc
cure the signatures of settlers to
agreements to take limited patents.
The commissioner agreed to issue
new circular. warning special agents
that this practice must cease, and
that when they have informed the
settler Of his rights In the matter
their duty ends.
Senator Guggenheim secured the
passage in the Senate Of the Taylor
bill. which recently passed the House,
granting an extension Of time to des-
ert land entrymen in Larimer and
Weld counties.
The bill passed without amendment
and will now go to the President for
signature. It grants an extension Of
not more than three years time to
any entryman in the counties named,
who can show that he has been un.
able to make reclamation of his en-
try because OF unavoidable delay in
the construction of irrigation works
to convey water to the land.
Representative George Curry of
New Mexico says the new state will
have its senators elected and on their
way to Washington within ten days
after the balloting begins, March 20.
and predicts that there will not be any
situation like that in Colorado.
The candidates in the order of their
strength, Mr.. Curry says, are:
Solomon Luna. Judge A. B. Fall, For
mer Delegate Andrews, Gov. Mills and
Former Delegate Thomas Catron.
The President appointed William H.
Pope federal Judge for New Mexico,
and 8. B. Davis. Jr.. United States
marshal for that state, to succeed c.
M. Foraker. who did not desire re-
appointment.
The following appointments of Colo
rado postmasters were made:
Ellen e Potter. Castle Rock; Fan.
ME Pearl. Aguilar; Frank E. Baker.
Fort Morgan. Frank F. Tuttle was re-
appointed postmaster at Thermopolis,
Wyo.
A favorable report was made by the
Senate judiciary committee on the bill
proposing to change theplace of hold
ing the United States Court in west
ern Colorado. from Montrose to Grand
Junction. The bill has the indorse-
ment of the attorney general.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
coulon Defeats Forbes.

Kenosha, Wis.-Johnny Coulon, ban
tamweight champion Of the world.
knocked out Harry Forbes, the former
champion. in the third round OF a
scheduled ten-round fight. The end
came when the round was two minutes
and thirty-four seconds old. a right
swing to the Jaw and counter to the
stomach doing the work.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
Lest!

s"Well, Tommie." said the Joyous
Slithers. "you must congratulate me.
I am going to marry your sister"
20! thunder!" growled Tommie.
'Why, Tommie." protested slith.
ers, don't you like met"
"Oh, yes; like you well enough"
said Tommie. .'but bet Mabel pound
of candy you wouldn't be fool enough
to ask her. and she bet you would"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
Ybe AIssIeetful Geek.

At Sunday dinner the other day .
little fellow was picking the drum
sticks Of Q chicken and swallowed one
Of the tenAonA. After much difficult.
" It was removed from his throat.
when he looked ed and said:
HOh, mamma. 1t wasn't the chickAr
biddy's fault; 1t was because cook for
rot to take of its garters."
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Poor Tommy.

F.. 4 E.
Tommy had been spanked by Miss
Manners, his first grade teacher. but
his next teacher had not reached the
point where she felt she could do jus
tice to him in spite Of all his naughti-
ness.
"send him to me when you want
him spanked" said Miss Manners one
morning. after her colleague had 70
lated his many misdemeanors.
About IL o'clock Tommy appeared Il
Miss Manners door. She dropped her
book, grasped him firmly by the hand,
letd him to the dressing room, turned
HIM over her knee and administered
punishment.
When she had finished she said.
Nov. Tommy. what have you to
say?".
please, miss. my teacher wants the
scissors" was the unexpected reply.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
Man
Living
From
Hand
to Mouth
By FRANK CRANE

the explorer of wds the enterprises
brothers and companions of alarms.
The settled and wahr portions of civilization full
email dried spder souls who have retired settled They
fatal to life of kind and particularly young life hence
Of the youth emigrate.
They west The west than the because the
settled and the west unsettled In the old religions old
tos families full of rats and fever
In the west is fresh air.
One king be great
job Another that he king wrong Take
mans right and you assassina his character
It better morally to be gambler than endowed
I not" Carl Hly "for the needs luxury that
to be had, but for daily bread"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
Government After Lands.

Reno. Nev.-Special agents of the
United States Land Office in Denver
are conducting hearings here, seeking
to recover for the government from
the Southern Pacific and Central Pa
cific railroads. mineral lands valued
at $35,000.000. The charge is made
that the lands were secured through
illegal patents.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

People are inclined to complain good
deal over the precariousness of life. We
hate to live from hand to mouth. Yet it
is precisely from this element Of our earthly
career that our noblest qualities come.
Endow man so fliat he never has to
worry about money, remove him from all
temptations, insure him against ever falling
ill and his soul will shrivel up like bean.
The strong, free, sweet souls are those
who every day are stepping out into the
dark.
ALI that manly charm which plays like
q IL. i
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
one On the Tsaehsr.

Now in order to subtract" the
teacher explained. things have aIways
to be Of the same denomination. For
instance, We couldn't take three ap
pies from four pears. nor six horses
from nine dogs"
"SAy, teacher" . little lad excitedly
interrupted. you can take four quarts
OF milk from three COWS"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
Youthful WIsdosn.

Father-Why did my little boy send
his papa q letter with only capital
T written on the page when he way
away!
Little Eon-Because I thought you'd
70 around among your friends with it
and say: my boy 10 only four years
old, and Just see the capital letter he
writes!"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
Fixing
Maximum
That Hat
Pin May
Protrude
BY ESTHER c. CAsHIN

such unpleasant duty likely be enforced Budapest
have hit easier The police there
short cut results by proceeding pluck from their places all
unprotected hatpns of whatever length style The pins thus con
Gated do ham and the moral effect their appropriation by the
law certain to greater than occasional court
The with her head loaded
lets and other junk would rather risk than lose the thing that holds
her scalp upholstery together.
They felt that way Budapest where the 1900
pins put an end to this danger and nuisance"
Why can't do hs There when spent
much fancy hatpinshey won't them
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No smarting-yeels
Ene-Acts Quickly. Try Il for Red, weak,
watery Eyes and dranulated Eyellds. Illus.
pompounded By our Ocuiists-pct "ratent Med.
icine". but used IN srscessfui Phy.ieians' Pfse-
ana nSr sod 3 NoM .sa ~ e sne r9b
Murine Bye eslve In Aseptio Tubes, xo and ioe.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

Let this be said Of our enemies.
They'll not give us Christmas pres
ents for which we never did and never
will have any earthly use.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

Why do We make an outcry against the
carrying of concealed weapons and permit
every woman to wear at least two stilettos
in her hat, all ready for business? Think
of what it means to stand in a crowded,
swaying car, with every woman's hat near
you bristling with these dangerous points !
Why can't we adopt better method !?
Let me quote from the Los Angeles Herald !:
can ordinance has been passed by the
board of aldermen fixing half-inch as the
maximum that pin may protrude. :.
But since arrests are necessary corollary
of any effective law, hatpin laws involving
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cros,
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes
At all GOOD rrocers,
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

One thing rarer than a day in Junt
Is woman who has nothing to say,
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

mighty that rolls onward all obstacles 1t before
all that mankind animals and plants and puts their stead what
needed for M support We know how progress the red
the beasts of the forest the thereof before ess march until
they became extinct The thing will of Sberis
OF South America shall be settled and cultivated The original nhabi
tans will disappear The tents of the Lpps and Pgnians will make
for Cities their feeding and hunting grounds farms With
them will vanish those wild animals and plants which their
port.
This must in Africa WELL The original inhabitants will be
driven farther farther until with the help diseases which
accompany progress black The will
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
4 pay M,,ndI
Pax Mundi.
Adam bit into the apple.
1.-THE first peace dinner" he cried.

Constipation cause1 and seriously agra.
Vates many diseases. It is thorouehiv
cured by Dr.. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny suear.
coated granules. :.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

Many self made man merely offers
an explanation that doesn't explain.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
D. :. aAYIE aUCs

ALL know that the nations Of the world beginning to
enter into change of all things political and social
The nations must expand and find territory for their
surplus populations because the countries cannot produce
enough oodsus for their support The ground which for
years has produced hundredod exhausted The nations
seek virgin soil and in doing will come to blows Africa
will be the theater of future conflicts
Civilization, which progress in all things is like
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26
Escaped,

Escaped.
Gillet-So you've just come from
Henpecked's funeral. How did the old
boy look7 Natural?
Perry-No-relieved
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

ONLY ONE "BROMo QUININE.r
That 10 LAXATIVE BROMO QUiNINE, Look for
the signature Of u. w. GROVE. Used the Worid
over . Cure . Cold In One Day. 25c.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CA6TORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

Even II a woman can't afford a new
hat she can criticise her neighbor's,
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

ms. wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma.
t3on, sllays pain. cures wind collie, a6c bottle.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

s,sssss.s ssss' 30 :, &z1zZZZx
In Use For Over so Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

The motto of a grass widow: "once
stung, always shy"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-01-26

accompany progress black will The
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-12-12

ballads their fathers and mothers
sang"
Mr.. Richards is one of Paul La
Londe's chief assistants, and in the
opening spectacle "Minstrelsy Past
and Present renders solos that have
been requested by the patrons of the
AL G. Fields Greater Minstrels.
Tue twenty seventh season Of the
company will be characterized by its
visit to Hilsboro where one perform
ances will be given at Bells Opera
House on Monday, Dec. Is. The Gold
Band, one of the distinct novelties
this season, will give two free con-
certs daily during the engagement
in Hiisboro Every instru ment used
by this organization is finished in
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-12-12
The Al. G. Fields Greater Minstrel.

'The melodi Gus melodies of yester-
day are the songs | like to sing' Jack
Richards declares. He is one of the
soloists with the Al. G Fields Greater
Minstrels, and his rich baritone voice
has endeared himself to thousands
during his tour with the Al. G. Fields
Greater Minstrels. The old sougs al
ways contain a story that is really a
story, and it is mainly on account of
this that like to sing them. Howevt r,
the up.to date lyrics are quite fascin
ating to the stage singer, but as rule
| sing this character of songs because
the audience attracted by the AL G.
Fields Greater Minstrels like TO hear
the tunes of today as well as the
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-12-12
Real Estate Transfers.

John Hiestand to Stanley Holiday,
Liberty tip, 44a, 81.
6. e. Roush to w. II. Vance, Hills.
boro, lot, 81.
John II. Hiestand to Meadow Rot
inson, Liberty tp, 5a, ST.
Van II. White to Eta L. Grice,
Madison tp, 25a, 81.
P.J. Yochum to Martin Haley, Clay
tp, lot, SO ST.
e. G. Buckley to Louis S. Pratt,
Paint tp, 32a, 81.
Joseph W. Free to Frank Depoy,
Greenfield, lot, 81.
Frank Depoy to n. q. Keefer, Green
field, lot, 81.
Louis S Pratt to e. G.. Buckley,
Madison tp, la, 81.
Theodore Miller TO Charles M. Uhl,
Greenfield, lot, 81
Mary G. Fox to w. J. McConnaughey,
Hillsboro, lot, S775
T. B. Evans to r. r. Jones, Fayette
and Highland, counties, 80a, 81.
C. w. Saunders 10 Chas. S. Sonner,
Whiteoak tip, Asa $1,000.
Edward Barnes to Alfred Barnes,
jackson tp "a, $50.
Dunlaw Wakefield to Zimri Carey,
New Vienna, lot, 1862 so.
Allen L. Osburn to Thos. W. Brown,
Whiteoak tip, lot, $3.50.
VIM Mcclure to Samuel Gillespie,
Jackson tip, 49a 1925.
Jas @. Copeland to VIM. Rhoades,
Brushcreek tip, lot, $500.
r. R. Watts to Sarah A. Marshall
tp, 79a, S2376.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-12-12
George Finch" Sold.

George Evans, of Buford, sold his
two year colt George Finch" to
George Castle, of Chicago, last week
for the princely sum of $4,000. This is
only $1OO less than he received for
Tommy Finch" in August 1911. lMr.
Evans, who is good judge of horse
flesh, bred and raised both of these
colts and also bred and raised the dam
and grand dam.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-12-12

Rev. John M. Boyd, of Marietta, has
been the guest of his brother, j. Milton
Boyd, the past week. DR.. Boyd con-
Quoted the services at st. Mary's
Episcopal church, Sunday.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
WHO HAS A SUFFRACE
HAT FOR MRS. yARR?

ffYF you'd seen the wav Clara Mud
ridge-5mith has her suffragette
4 hat trimmed II would make yor
eick!" rema rked Mrs. Jarr when the
family had gathered for character
building land maybe tearing DOWN con-
versation after dinner.
I'm glad l can't see II, a. II would
have the effect OF making me ILL.,"
You know what I mean! wish you
wouldn't pick me up the way you do
every time speak to you" cried Mrs.
Jarr. How can have any control Of
the children when they hear you speak
that way? II is no wonder little Emma
told me to Shut up just this very
day"
Mr.. Jarr came near saying Ibid your"
but. just in time. boys. just In time. he
caught himself and said "Ahem.'
Yes. I punished her good" Mrs. Jarr
went on. but. as I said. they get II
from you"
You were going to tell me about the
SufraEette hat"
1T was one OF the thirty-nine cent
ones that were worn In the Suitra gettc
parade. Just TO show people that WON.
en- weren't extravagant. 1t doesn't look
bad At all. But then, Clara put 81
worth OF tulle on Il and one Of those
papillion. or butterfly, ornaments on It
that are all the rage from Paris
They don't look bad at all when they
are trimmed extensively. and they
make lovely summer hats for the coun-
try. or they can be worn while automo-
bile riding. wish we had an automo-
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
THE WILLING WITNESS.

TE "riches in the world on the witness stand
amiaby and voluby o.have nealcd" great things
that nobody the ea-cared 10 hear snd to havee his
examiner putting and pepnga long behind the fashe law
Yet after
Apparently the oil magae has been nnocenty doing during
the dissolution of his Standard Oil Trust
ay what he has been doing for arsevng everything to ubor
dnates that he doesn't know their
pady what he told sign and thanking the powers that
everything is being carried out in exactly "e right spirit!
Mr. Rockefeller fairly begged his examiner and "ak
him mocun the exaperatcd awyereciared himself flcd
up" with the wincsss professions" and "sncerc desires.
All of which might have been oreeen hid anybody expect tho
chst word who holds about the record for long
life Of and keen WITS to climb the witness stand and
bbe forth his and his under powerful compu
the probe the very kind lawyer that he himself
produced and trained?
What's the Of being 'he richest earth if you
handle your brand Of lawyers?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30

mother Of mention" said Mr.. Jarr.
But 7 never heard OF 1t being the
mother OF matrlmony."
well. marriage Is a luxury with some
people I know. It's luxury with that
man Dinks.on." said Mrs. Jarr. He's
never done a stroke OF work since ne
married, and he composes poetry worse
than ever"
ibid he ever do a stroke OF work be-
fore he married." asked Mr.. Jarr.
I'm sure do rot know the pasts OF
your friends and I'd better not Inquire.
replied Mrs. Jarr. shortly. But what
was trying to tell you. only you inter-
rupt me so. Is that II We go any place
this summer II would be nice IL had
one Of those Suffragette hats TO wear
out In the sun. think II looks cute to
see n woman attending to her flowers
@round her summer cottagc-for II We
had a summer cottage I know you
wouldn't attend to a thing.
1T would be just the same II we hal
a vegetable garden. I'd have to attend
to that, too! Well. ] wouldn't mind that
because they are selling bungalow gar
den costumes IN the stores. challies and
other figured prints, all wash faSrics,
rea dy-inade In the old Dolly Warden
styles. that have all come back again.
II had Mrs. Omissions Suffragetts hat
and one OF those Dolly Warden costumes
for light flower or vegetable gardening
we might rent bungalow somewhere,
and the least you could do would be to
stay around and protect me from
cows
You with your Sunragette hat in tho
sun.
And dressed a la Dolly Warden.
While reclined on the .toop with a gun
to keep the cows out Of the gardenr
chanted MIR. Jarr.
Here comes Mrs. Omission now. I'll
ask her for the hat" cried Mrs. Jarr.
rising up as the door bell runs.
When she broke the request to Mrs
Dinkston that lady burst into tears.
angelo. the wretch. wore It when hc
ran of the other day" cried Mrs. Dink-
ston. He sold II to a bootblack for tao
cents as a genuine Panama."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
Interviews With Cupid
Aaihor Of ''1he Journal Of Neglected 4uNdog."

Ey Barbara Blair.


THE really BIG people OF the world"
and stting up among the cushions, Gu
pid stared at us earnestly. ARE those
who without the power to create, LOVE
the poet for his dreams. the artist for
his visions. and the musician for his
song. The poet sings as the woodland
thrush. not because no would, but be-
cause he MUST. And In his song al
ways there will be much that hArts as
well as heals. He is the messenger OF
Truth. And whether he would or not.
he must give her message. Sometimes
he turns away. tries not to hear her
voice. sometimes he is hardly brave
enough for her message. for Truth must
lash as we'll as comfort. He would so
much rather be loved than hated-poor
poet'-but he Is only the mouthpiece
OF Truth or he Is no poet. And that
10 why he IS loved only by those great
enough to feel neither envy for his
gift nor bitterness for the hurt in his
message.
And | tell you.' and Cupid punched
a pillow with pink emphatic nst.
those are the people love. Those are
| the ones for whom ! do the most. Give
ME the man and the woman with
GREAT HEARTS rather than with
great minds. A mind Is much Ike a
fower-bed. You can plant what you
| WILL and with care and thought a
pretty nice sort Of a fiower.bed viii be
the result. But a heart is like q sea-
she'll with the sound OF the sea In It.
which nothing may change"
mo. YOU are wrong, Cupid" said I.
"Often have seen a change of
heart"
$50 have l." smiled Cupid. land par
! t,cularly in that month, June"