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Waggley's
Little Joke
II Sounded Funny the Day Be-
fore Christmas, but Not So
Funny the Day After.
BY WILL S. GIDLEY

- HRISTMAS not being more
than fourteen rods off and
~ rapidly coming in this direc-
ton, it is incumbent on every
body to get hustle on and attend to
his holiday shopping without further
delay.
"Procrastination gathers no moss"
DR. words to that effect, and the woman
who postpones her Christmas pur-
shases until the last minute usually
emerges from the final, free for ali
scramble wild eyed, shivering nerv-
BUS wreck and feeling as II she didn't
care two pins whether she ever saw
another Christmas again or not
Moral.-But why waste time point
ing it out?
One thing it may be we'll to men
ton, however, and that is Christmas
gift to have the real Christmasy fla
yor should be selected with due care
as to it's appropriateness. Don't give
doctor treatise on Mental Heal
ing, or the Folly of Using Drugs In
Disease;" don't send young married
couple a set of boxing gloves; don't
give a Joke book to a suffragette; don't
send a free correspondence course In
dancing to a man with wooden leg.
Have your present fit the person for
whom 1t is intended. Give rein to your
fancy, II you will, In picking out your
holiday gifts, but not to your sense OF
humor 1t doesn't pay to exercise
your wit at fellows expense when
you are comforting Christmas pres
ent on him. A joke is well enough in
Its place, but not at time like this.
especially II it has a sarcastic twist
to It.
Take the case of John W. Waggley,
for instance. You would never guess
it from his name, but Waggley was a
bank president. Well, while laying In
his supply of Christmas gifts for his
staff of employees one season a bril-
liantly facetious idea, q sort of inspira-
ton, so to speak, suddenly Illuminated
the recesses of his intellect, and,
chuckling softly to himself, he sailed
forth to a department store and pur-
chased handsome valise for the cash
Ter of the institution over which he
presided and had it left on his desk
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TT AVE you ever played "tele-
r. grams?" 1t is a game for a
crowd of young or old, or
both. Not a very deep or In
tricate game, nor yet particularly ele-
waiting one, but, nevertheless, full of
jolly, mirth provoking qualities and
just the thing for your holiday party.
To carry out the idea properly slips
of yellow paper should be handed to
each participant and pencils provided
for them. Each one is to write thirteen
different letters at the top of their slip
that is, any thirteen from the alpha
betical twenty-six, but without repeti-
ton.
For instance, one might write B, G.,
K, L, NJ, T, e, W, G, S, 81, o, R.
Another A, B, @, D, e, F, G, H, l, ],
K, L, NJ, and so on.
The slips are then to be passed
along to right hand neighbors, who
must make an understandable telegram
of thirteen words, using the characters
at the top of the slips handed them
thoroughly illustrate. take the first ex-
ample given above. Here is a speci.
men telegram" from it:
Better go Kingston late Monday.
Try express Willie candy soldier. Hope
orders rushing"
Note the fragmentary sentences, such
as are generally employed In corre-
spondence of this sort. The possible
ties for good humored fun in the COM
piling of kilograms" among a crowd
of friends are endless. But, of course,
they cannot be satisfactorily illustrated
in public print. AS in any similar
game, care should be exercised in not
becoming dangerously personal.
At first glance the second example
of letters as given above the first thir-
teen in our alphabet might seem to be
difficult of extension. But such Is not
the case in the wide latitude of sense
land nonsense) allowable in the game.
For instance, here is only one way out
of the thousands in which it can be
quickly written:
"Any bright colored dress excellent
for Granville's hop. Ikey joins kisses.
Loving mother"
Upon completion the kilograms" are
gathered up in basket and read aloud,
either by a disinterested party or some
body selected from among the players
themselves.
The only way to appreciate the game
of telegram" is to try it.
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Radium Christmas Gifts.

A few years ago, when radium was
newly discovered wonder, it was a
fad of society women in London and
some other cities to give tiny bits Of
the metal as Christmas presents.
These cost from $40 to $50, although
the speck of radium was hardly large
enough to be seen with the naked eye.
1t was mounted in a spinthariscope,
which Is a cross between a microscope
and kaleidoscope. Seen through this,
the tiny point of radium shot out
flashes Of constantly varying light,
like miniature fireworks.
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PAD AND PENCIL GAMES.

Grand total 49,,
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An After Dirse.

Broke, broke. broke.
OF my hard earned bones" oh. geei
But It brings some relief to utter
The thoughts that occur to me-
Oh, well for the beautiful gifts
As they rest in a fair arrayi
Oh, we'll for the haunting thought
That intrudes. Does the whole thing payf
And the giving still goes on
As II has in the years gone by.
But the last of the merry holidays
Brings again the same old cry:
Broke, broke, broke!
Not a single cent. oh, geei
And the dough that spent for the Christ
mas gifts
WIN never come back to me-
-Judga
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the day before Christmas, when the
presents were being passed around,
adorned with tag plainly labeled In
big black letters, ''Theopolus ]. Peters,
Boodleyille, Canada"
1t was a fine joke. Everybody roared
over 1t, the cashier among the rest.
But 1t was noticed that there was
thoughtful, faraway look on Peters
face the rest of the day.
The morning after Christmas the hui
morous Mr.. Waggley was astonished,
not to say shocked, at finding his
trusted cashier missing, together with
a goodly share of the portable funds Of
the bank, and later in the day he re-
ceived another mild jolt in the shape
of a special delivery letter from his
erstwhile employee. running as follows:
On train en- route for Canada.
Christmas Eve.
Dear Mr. Waggiey-Thanks for sugges-
ton and satchel. Hadn't thought of such
a thing until you put It into my head.
Now that am safely of with snug little
fortune. sufficient for life competency IL
tudiciousiy handled. you can't imagine
how grateful am for the hint
In investing the funds Of which I IND
myself Cby promptly accepting and acting
on your kindly suggestion) so fortunately
and Unexpectedly possessed l shall en-
deavor to follow out the precepts thor
oughly impressed upon my mind during
my years OF association with you and do
so conservatively and wisely.
With many thanks for all that you have
done for me in times past and especially
for your final thoughtful Christmas gift
and its accompanying hint upon which.
relying on your wisdom and judgment,
have acted. remain ever your grateful
debtor. THEOPOLUS J. PETERS
Ever your grateful debtor" repeat
ed Waggley, with a grim smile, as he
finished reading the letter. Guess
that's right This appears to be the
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TO BUY THE
IIUV CHRISTMAS GIFTS.

The wise shopper will keep last
years list SO that he or she may
know what was given before and
avoid Implications. Another good
method is to jot down In little book
any chance hints from friends as to
what they want If this plan Is fol-
lowed throughout the year presents
can be bought lntelligently that will
really be appreciated.
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81 want to thank you from the bot
tom of my heart" wrote c. B. RAIDER,
of Lewisburg, w. Va, for the won
derful benefit 1 got from Electric Bit
tiers, in curing me of both severe
case of stomach trouble and of rheu-
matism, from which I had been an al
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most helpless sufferer for ten years.
1t suited my case as though made
just for me-" For dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, and to rid the system of kid
ney poisons that cause rheumatism.
Electric Bitters have no equal. Try
them. Every bottle is guaranteed to
satisfy. Only so cents at all druggists.
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Christmas In France.

@HE celebration of Christmas va
ries in different countries and
even in different parts Of the
same country. OF old days IL
was different in France and England.
More recently the French are adopting
the American and English Santa Claus
and are even introducing the mistletoe.
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sort of Joke that comes home to roost.
Mighty good thing I had my laugh be-
forehand."
And without another word John w.
Waggley, banker, turned to his private
cash ledger and jotted down the fol-
lowing items:
Debit by
One bag bought Dec "a for The
opolus ]. Peters. cashier......... AS
Stuffing for same as per d. phool
hint Of mine. .....,................. $4,000
Grand total x9,s649s
Credit by
Fun got out of alleged joke...... $O.05
One lesson In the school of expe-
Renee 19,364e
Grand total SIS, 3649 S
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LOCAL and GENERAL
For a hack rinq I'd 1907.


{ Black and white rneck and C"rdu,
roy Hats, DiCkersOn :. - ;. Perez
tdnia.
Wanted-Two more passengers for
around the island at $500. Lewis
Stables and Garage. Tel. PA.
Mrs. Martha Blatt, nee Noss. is now
OF the firm Macgregor & Blatt, High
Glass Milliners. Fort nr. Pauahl 81.
Foundations We can save you from
buying new hats, by having The old
ones cleaned by The Expert lIutterS.
Pineapple SODA and Hires Root Beer
excellent summer drinkS-are bot
tied by the Consolidated Soda Works
Thone 2l7l.
Two soldiers Khaki coats and caps
(artilleryD were found on the W'aia-
lac road this morning, They are adj
yertised elsewhere.
Ask your friends to show you what
they got for their Green Stamps. And
always ask for them when you buy.
They're free.
The Metropolitan Meat Market was
disappointed by the nOn-arrival Of fish
from Australia Excellent meat takes
the place of it. Phone 3443.
Rapid tuition given in Music. Violin
Mandolin, Guitar and Banjo ny Prof.
L. A. de Graca. New and easy meth
cd. Terms moderate Address 10
Beretania avenue. Phone 3f43.
Horses to arrive, "A; work, driving,
hack and saddle; also some fine large
brood mares. Due on the 18th of Oct
per S. S. Virginian. Tel. 1909 or call
at % Kukui St. Club Stables, Ltd.
Aloha Chapter. Daughters of the
American Revolution, are invited to
attend the flag-raising exercises at
the Liliuokalani school, Kaimuki, Fri
day. Oct. II. at Las p. m.
Every child writing letter to Santa
Claus, addressing it to WALL, NIGH
OILS COMPANY, HONOLULU, giving
their Post Office address, will be re-
membered at Christmas time. Don't
forget.
The regular meeting of the Hawaii
Promotion Committee will be held at
the rooms of the Merchants associa-
ton, Young hotel building, tomorrow
afternoon at $3.50 o'clock
From Maine to California, Till
mans canned fruits and vegetables
are recognized by epicures as the
equal of the fresh from the garden
article. Sold in Honolulu only at the
Goeas Grocery, Sachs building.
The Holo Ala E invites all mali
hinis to a tramp up Tantalus on Sat
urday afternoon All members and
their friends are requested to meet at
the end of the Manoa car line at 100
o'clock.
In the window of Thos. G. Thrum
can be seen sample of the akee, a
fruit common in the West Indies, and
used there as an article of food dur
ing the season. This fruit was grown
by Gerrit Wilder, Punahou
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-10
PEARL HARBOR LINE
WILL BE FASTENED

After the annual meeting and cleo
ton of officers of the Pearl Harbor
Traction company, reported in yes
terday's Star-Bulletin, President L.
Tenney Peck lost no time in getting
things going. AS mentioned yesterday
and previously, the necessary con-
tract between the company and the
superintendent of public works had
been long in allegiance Mr.. Peck took
this matter up first and after a con-
ference of two hours with Governor
Frear came away with the document
in his pocket
The governor had made few
notifications of the instrument, and
it will now be submitted to the di-
rectors of the company for accept
ance. Mr.. Peck said this morning
that a meeting of the directors would
be held within day or two, adding,
I'VE want to get to work on construc-
ton as soon as possible"
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HAWAIIAN MUSICIANS
BUSY IN CALIFORNIA

The following items are from the
Woodland, Cal, Democrat of Sept "a.
Manager Hayes of the Dreamland
las booked the Hawaiian singers for
Colusa and Oroville. He will accom-
pany them to Oroville, where they
will appear on the last three nights
of this week. Mr.. Hayes will give
the patients at the sanitarium an op-
portunity of hearing them Wednes,
Gay.
The popular Hawaiian musicians
who are visiting Woodland this week
have consented to render a musical
program in the Julian restaurant this
evening at the dinner hour, between
$50 and $50. Their concert will nCt
interfere in any way with their the
atrical engagement, and will be in
the nature of a treat to the patrons
of the Julian restaurant, now under
the management of F. NJ. SilVey.
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meteorological formula: The higher
the wind velocity the greater the
downward component of motion
whereby six molecules of oxygen of
two atoms each are changed into three
molecules of ozone of three atoms
each, in which form they enter the
human lungs and drive the physical
and mental engines at the maximum
rate.
This is what the northwest winds
are doing for Canada and most of the
United States. which need fear no
competition from the rest of the world
as long as the winds continue to blow
Professor Moore also accounts for
the successful assimilation by Amer
lea of so many foreigners by this the
DRY, and on its account he predicts
that the North American type will be-
come more and more pronounced in
the future.
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WINDS MAKE VIRILE MEN
American Professor Says Ca
nadianS and Americans Will
Be Supreme

LONDON, England, Sept. l5.-Pro-
fessor Willis Moore, chief of the Unit
ed States weather bureau, declared
recently in London that climatic con-
ditions on the North American CONT
fnent would ultimately produce a race
that in mental and physical energy
will outstrip the nations of the past.
Professor Moore bases his theory on
the fact that the northwest winds of
the American continent, blowing with
great velocity from an extreme alti-
tide of vast electrical potentiality.
creates more ozone in the proper state
for human breathing than in any 9TH
er place in the world.
The continental climate of America
differs from the marine climates Of
Europe in that most of the winds orig
mate over land areas and that they
carry oxygen which is really trans
mitted into ozone by electricity,
whereas the marine winds of the Brit
ish isles and the European continent
are lacking in the means for releas-
ing this virile element. Consequently
Prof Moore maintains that the Amer
lean can no more control that nervous
energy which is his peculiar Charact-
eristic than he can stop his own
breathing.
~ a .,..as,,c, 20 prnfessar Mora race
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SALES.

SALES.
Between Boards-5O McBryde 519,
100 Pioneer 81. 80 Waialua 115, 10
H. C. & S. Co. AZ, 1000 Hilo Elk. 6s,
81.
Session Sales-7O Olaa 6. % Brew
cry 23A.
Latest sugar quotation: All cents,
or S92.2o per ton.
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Williamson & Buttolph
Stock and Bond Brokers
Phone 14ss p. o. Box 53S
- MERCHANT STREET
Honolulu Stock Exchange
Thursday, October !"
NAME OF STOCK.
Asked

/ NAME OF STOCK. Bid. Asked
MERCANTILE.
G.. Brew CT L. Co. ........ -. ..-.-i.. 80
SUGAR.
Eva Plantation Co. ..... 2"14 %
Hawaiian Agric. Co. ..... %" ,.'.., .
Haw. Com. & Sug. Co. -. AIS Az
Hawaiian Sugar CO. ..... 90 4'H
Honomu Sugar Co. ...... ..:...... *, 49,. -.
IIonoka2 Sugar co. ...... So oB
Haiku Sugar Co. .........l2i5
Hutchinson Sugar Plant. p
KahukU Plantation Co. ....~.... ....-....
Kekaha Sugar Co. ....... SO $40
KOloa Sugar Co. ......... .. ....-....
McBryde Sugar CO. ... 5I 81
Oahu Sugar CO. ........ 25A 10
Onomea Sugar Co. ..... 57S So
Claa Sugar Co Ltd. .... SIS
Paauhau Sugar Plant. CO. .... 21H
Pacific Sugar Mill ....... ..... I4o
Paia Plantation Co. ...... .,.... rs
PepeekeO Sugar Co. ..... ........ t.........
Pioneer Mill co. ....... 5: 3I4
Waialua Agric Co. ...... II21 40
Wailuku Sugar Co ...... 80. go. .... ....
Waimanalo Sugar Co. -. ......... ........
Wainea Sugar afill Co. :. ...... 225
MISCELLANEOUS.
Inter-Island Steam N Co. 200 .........
Hawaiian Electric, Co. -. as ........
Hon. R. +. & l.. Co.. Pref. so 80. q.
Hon. r. T. & L. Co., Com. 80 ........
Mutual Telephone Co. -. 25A II
Oahu R. & J.. Co. ........ 49,. e. $50
Hilo r. r. Co.. Pfd. ..... I......... go. -.
Hilo r. R. Co., Com. go. o11 so
Hon. B. & M. Co. ...... q 23H
Haw. Irrgtn. Co., Gs ..... ......... Cd.
Hawaiian Pineapple Co.. "a Az
Tanjong Olok r c., pd. up. 80. ....-...
Pahang Rub. Co. ....... ,........ .......-
Hon, B. & M. Co. Ass. .. ......... ......,..
BONDS.
Haw. Ter. AZ (Flre GU >. '''.''.'. ..'.'''..
Haw. Ter. ~ ........... ........ .''..'..'
Haw. Ter. ~ Pub. Imps ...... ......,"
Haw. Ter Az q ......... ........ .........
Haw. Ter. All ......... ........ .......-.
haw. Ter. 311L ......... .......,. 80. &.
Cal. Beet Sug. & Ref. Co. 6 ........ ......-..
Hon. Gas. Co., Ltd, IS. ......... .........
Haw. Com. & Sug. Co. 81 ......-.. ....
Hilo r. r. Co., Issue 1901. 100 ........
Hilo r. r. Co., Con. 6% %. 96A 97A
Honokaa Sugar Co., 6% :. ,........ ........
Hon. f. T. { l.. Co. 81 -. Io7 ...... =.
Kauai Ry. Co. IS. ....... leo .... 80.
Kohala Ditch Co. IS ...... ........ 100
McBryde Sugar Co. IS -. =. 900. =. ......
Mutual Tel. g. 1921 -. 49,.
Oahu r. & L. Co. 5% ..... .... . 1903
Oahu Sugar Co. 81 ... ....... .........
O!aa Sugar Co. 6% ..... ..... o.
Pac. Sug. Mill Co. Is 900. -. &C.,. go. go.
Pioneer Mill Co. 6% ...... ......... .........
Waialua Agric Co. 6 H.. To2
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REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS
Entered of Record Oct. 8. 1912. from
1890 q. m, tO 30 D, m,


Thomas FentOn to Jas F Morgan
Co Ltd =. ................C en-
Caroline Clark to Alice Hanna I'D
Mrs kanekapolei kaeO to { Aka
Harriet f McCracken to Joe : Fer
handles E. =. .................. ID
California Feed Co Ltd by re&r..
E. =. ................ Notice
Bernice P Bishop Est by trS ..Plan
J Campbell Estate ............I Ian
Entered of Record Oct. 10. 1912, from
$3.50 IA. m. TO 1O:30 Il. m.
Margaret T Morgan TO Protestant
Episcopal Church in HaWn ISL
anus -
Cecil Brown TT to Antonio Cabral. ID
Est of W c Lunalilo by trs TO Lu-
clan Machado ct al .............D
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GIRLS PAPER.

The Gwinnett Journal, published at
LaWrenceville, Ga, asserts that it is
the only newspaper in the United
States which is got out exclusively
by girls. Miss Carrie Gauge operates
a linotype machine and sets up the
paper. Her sister. Miss Eva Gauge,
is foreman of the job office and turns
out the display advertising matter and
the job printing. The young women
get the news, make up the forms, run
the engine and operate the folder and
the mailing machine. They support a
widowed mother and several young
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-10

A San Jose couple were granted an
decree after As years Of
happiness.
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BEST FOR A COLD.

When you have a bad cold you want
the best medicine obtainable so as to
cure it with as little delay as possible
You will make no mistake if you Sc,
lect Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
You are certain to be pleased with
the prompt relief which it affords. 1t
is pleasant to the taste and is en-,
tirely harmless. For sale by all deal.
ers Benson, Smith & Co., Ltd.
agents for Hawaii
The daily sentinel., 1912-07-12
SOME BODY BLOWS FOR ROOSEVELT.

Clinton Howard of Rochester, \. Y the leading pro-
hbuons of the country and temporary chairman of the national
convention of that party session this week Atlantic City, n j.
the keynote speech the delivered body
the political anatomy of Col Roosevelt that will those
temperance people inclined follow after Teddy up take
notice
When asked by in the this question
How about the promised Progressive Roosevelt party Chair
man Howard replied:
I'VE already have whskey parties and do
other From the standpoint of the Prohbonst by his
public and confessed personal habits he the
rable of them all
Posing the thou shalt steal candidate his par
sans preferred President Taf the
he brazeny boasts that he stole the Ismu of Panama from
umbia and let congress debate about it afterward'
IF the Chicago convention played the trick they got
the from him. His title the Panama strip good
stolen Taft credentials the hands of bosade delegates and no
better.
Stealing is stealing, Mr.. Roosevelt When you taught that
the end justified the every thief passport
Heaven
Howard referred by the various bosses the old
party conventions concluding with this sally: "And think
Billy Finn the vceprotector and promoter of PttSbug and
Timothy Woodruff of Brooklyn masqueradg Roosevelt pro
gressves What hope there for America such un
clean hands? Absolutely none"
The daily sentinel., 1912-07-12
CAN VOTE AT
ELECTION DUE
To LEGALITY
Foreigners Wanting to BE Natural
lied Prevented by Statute.-Are
Angry Because Prevents
Suffrage.

Owing to a queer quirk in natural
izatiOn laws, several Grand Junction
people will not be able to vote at the
election this fall. as they had ex-
pected, and District Clerk Primrose
has been receiving complaints daily
from them on account of their pre-
dicament. The naturalization law
provides that no person shall receive
final papers from any court If the
session of that court is not held 30
days prior to a state or national cleo
ton. The October term of the dis
trict court is held here on October I
and the election is on November ;,
making only 2S days intervening
Among the local people effected are
George Baier, Levi Vaughn, Annie
Mackenzie. Frank Ovca and others.
They were to receive their final pa
pers, but will have to wait until the
March term which convenes on
March 3.
Greeks are the most anxious to
take out their first papers and they
are in the majority" said Clerk
Primrose this morning. They out
number all other foreigners in TAX
ing out their first papers and seem
very anxious to be citizens.
The daily sentinel., 1912-07-12
DENVER PAYS LAST
TRIBUTE TO DEAD
ltinel Special Service,

Sentinel Special Service.
Denver, July 12.-The body of
Mrs Sarah Plat Decker, who died in
California, arrived here yesterday,
and, in compliance with the request
of Governor Shafroth, lies in state
in the chancel of st. Johns until
the funeral this afternoon. All Dem
Yer is paying tribute to the once
noted woman. Flags on all city
public buildings are at half mast, as
well as on the state capitol building,
and all offices at the city hall will
remain closed during the services
The Woman's club will also be closed
during the day and the Woman's S
Public Service league, of which the
dead woman was president, and the
Civic Federation will meet in a day
or so to arrange a union memorial
service.