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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

With the hundreds OF Ietters OF
appreciation that are reaching the
Suiphurro offices Ia the Northern
Bank building, one feature impress
cs itself on an Observers mind.
SuIphurro Il actually proving !
boon to humanity. Men and wom-
en- from FAR and near continue To
write letters 10 Mf. Stewart. The
way In which mail orders for Sui.
phurro come In nom al over wash.
ington. Oregon. British Columbia.
even California and the Eastern
states. proves how widely the news
has spread. Clippings from the
newspapers. showing what cures
Sulphurro has wrought. have been
mailed out by the hundreds from
Seattle residents to friends all over
the country.
Relief After Fifteen Year..
Complain OF an ailment to any OF
your friends. and Suiphnrro Il i'm
mediately suggested. One Of the
best known publicity agents In g.
xftic. man whose articles are read
by thousands daily, one OF the "A
Club boosters, said yesterday that
for the first time In fifteen years
he was free from aches and pains.
thanks to Suiphurro. He had been
a great sufferer from rheumatism.
especially In the feet
I'm feeling like fighting cock
he declared.
One OF the makeup" men in .
large down town composing room
suffered so severely from imflam-
matory rheumatism last year that
he almost went mad from pain.
III thought had to 20 through
that experience again." he said the
other day, ''rd rather quit this life
right here. But don't think there's
any danger. Mr.. Stewart several
months ago gave me some Of his
Liquid Sulphur preparation, and al
most before knew 1t my pains
were gone. II is truly wonderful
remedy. and for the rest OF my life
| will be grateful to its dIscoverer.
For Asthma and Sore Throat.
MY wife has been q great suf
ferer, too: but her trouble was
asthma. Sulphurro drove that away
In short order. l never knew such
q remedy for throat troubles. Sore
throat and tonsiIitis 1t will cure
over night. We have used Il re-
peatedly for such troubles by gar
Cling 1t In hot water, and placing .
ISulphurro soaked flannel cloth
about the neck"
Mr.. Stewart is daily giving his
personal attention to the making az
Sulphurro. He promised the public
that the bottles on sale In the drug
stores would be as carefully pro
pared and as good In every par
ticular as were those he gave away
all last year at his own home, when
nearly 400 persons visited his house
In one day for his discovery. He
Is charging the facilities In his
laboratory as rapidly as possible
in order to meet the tremendous de-
lmand. Two carloads OF bottles were
delayed In arriving. but temporary
relief was gained by q special ship
ment by express from San Fran
lcisco.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

and all were positive In their state
ments ~ 10 the beneficial results
obtained
J. 4. Yerkex. manager OF the bar
tell drug stores. authorizes the fol-
lowing statement:
Up to Madeiu-SeattIe Standard.
The sale OF Sulphurro with us
has been very large. and from testi-
moninIs we have seen II surely
seems to have merit. In fact, II ap-
pcars to have all the best points
that a Made-in-Seattie' product
should have"
THE demand for Sulphurro IL
breaking all records" said the man
ager Of the Quaker drug stores. 1T
Is proving to be wonder. especially
when one considers that 1t has Just
boon introduced. The few persons
whom we hare had time TO talk
with are loud In their praise OF the
merits OF Sulphurro.''
The manager OF one OF the most
heavily patronked of the down
town drug stores said:
Il never knew such a success as
Sulphurro People fairly besiege
us to learn It's merits and to buy II.
We have not before. 10 my knowl-
edge. had anything like the demand
that there Nv for Suiphurro doubt
II even Mr.. Stewart and his asso-
ciates realize what a wonderful
preparation they have.
But the most cheering part Of II
In that the stories OF cures wrought
by Sulphurro were not exaggerated.
In fact. we can know of only one
case cured where there probably
are ten cures that never come to
our attention or to the attention OF
the public. have taken occasion
10 talk with many who are buying
new supplies OF Sulphurro. and they
all tell the same story of rheuma.
tism. goitrc, diabetes. dropsy. skin
ailments. blood affections. stomach
trouble--.all improving or cured. de-
pending on the length OF time they
have been taking the medicine.
Glad Suiphurro 10 on Market.
THE great majority. too. are
pleased that Mr.. Stewart has put
his discovery on the market, for
they felt Il was a great imposition
upon him to be called upon to donate
thousands OF dollars worth OF II 10
persons he had perhaps never seen
beforehand yet they actually need
ed the medicine"
These statements show how Sui
phurro is taking hold. yet It is inter
esting to look back a brief period
at the skepticism with which many
OF the druggists met Mr.. Stewards
announcement that he intended to
make Sulphurro to sell to the pub
lie.
"You have hard row to hoe
when you try to place something
new like that before the public"
said one. Wen take some OF II on
CONSIGNMENT said most OF them,
but we won't buy It direct"
Within two or three days after
Sulphurro was actually on the mar
ket there was no more talk of con-
signment. Send us More, More,
More" was the chorus. Now both
Mr.. Stewart and the druggists are
pleased.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

but | Immediately got from
Mr.. Stewart ten-cnnce bottle
u Liquid Sulphur tSulphurro). TO
give II trial. At first I didn't
like II and took only one or two
drops Of II. Then ! went back to
my old medicines.
These did me no more good
than before. suffered great
pain. my joints were stiff and I
was q wreck.
Then my daughter urged me
TO try Snlphurro again. declaring
sne was convinced It would cure
me II ! would follow directions.
40 many others had profited by
Its use.
= went back TO Sulphurro and
Increased the dose slightly. In
seven days was perfectly well.
Not an ache or 4 pain was left,
and my rheumatism had dIsap-
peared entirely. All the effects
OF the shingles went with t."
Mr.. Main urges all his ailinx
friends to try Sulphurro. In the
sincere belief that II ID q true
benefactor OF mankind. He viii
BE- Glad TO relate his experiences
personally to any one wishing to
hear them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29
How Many Women
Keep Young

A woman may be- old nj 10 and
young at 80.
Tho youth OF our women IL more
lasting than II was a generation
arc. because they are becoming &C.
quainted with simple physiological
laws. When the first aging marks
appear wrinkles. bagEy checks.
neck and chin--they realize that
the cause II iooscning Of the skin
and softanins OF the tissue under.
meath. You know the cause must
be removed. Instead OF laying on
pantea. send TO the drug store for
an ounce Of saxolite and half pint
OF witch hazel. mix them and battle
face. neck and hands In the solu-
tton. fon know this tightena the
skin. nolidifics tho tissue. induces
a healthy circulation. Treat causes
rather than effects. Use reason
and stay young .--Advt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

Marvellous Medicine Celebrates today
First Anniversary of Appear
anCe in Seattle
READ THIS INTERVIEW!

bslden Main. In charge OF the
shipping department Of the Ernst
Bros. hardware store, ut the cor
ner OF Sixth avenue and pike
street. IL one OF the most enthu.
sisstic indorsers OF ''sulphurro.
To IL he owes tho fact that he
n stronger and better today than
he has boon for years. Said Mr..
Main:
For the last six years I have
been suffering from rheumatism.
his became particularly violent
not long ago aud was accompa.
MED BY . case Of shingles. the
nervous disease that Il 10 ex-
cruciatinEiy painful and so often
fatal. Was In bed IL days. and
most Of the time was under the
influence OF opiatcs. not being
able TO stand the pain.
Riding on an Alki Point car
one day fell Into conversation
with a stranger.
What you need. said he, Is
Mr. stewards Liquid Sulphur
Preparation
Never heard OF stewart or
his medicine. ! replied
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

glad. 10 make your baby
clothes 70 the case Of wealthy woman who her
for iayetta without
hut sho half the Of
and bring who
buy much beautiful
who insisted
=
he that al the hAbys clothes fluffy
ufues and fooish useless
for comfort and remember a, the fines, that
chased Or yoa love prompts you % MAKE the requisites
ctquiriey boautfu a.
How each should
Of time and money that
abe has diapers bands
shirts flannel and cochct blanket
M and sx cmhc skirts for plain ipswi,h adds
oual little dSlntier for Rpccn
onr cashmere ssek. sso tnoncs o. With son.
wardrobe and, With Yin
nake Too clothes ooahH
b the optnioa Of MOTHER.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

vcry best thiax 10 hecp the nails IN
. healthy cosdltion h The fo,low.
ing: Orange flower water. i.200
psrsa. xiyceriue. fxs psrss. citstc
acid. xs parts (you can Guf The
druggist 70 psoporftoa smaller
quantities). bud - ocnnscttou with
4 muss be used this paste: Almond
meal. 10 parts: powdered orrts
root. 10 parts. hoosy. parts: rUss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29
e NEWS OF SPECIAL INTEREST TO WOMEN READERS zx
ssst+ssAtAttts


~ 4 4
: sHE ASKS ONLY Jusr,cE !
= ! make one moro appeal TO 4
Z anyone who may have seen 4
= the old lady who was thrown 4
= from a car between II and ~ 4
= o'clock Aug. nth. 1911. near 4
: Firth and Madison. She has 4
Z good casa. but lacks wit. 4
I nesses. The sight q one eye 4
= n almost entirely destroyed 4
Z by the effects Of the fall. and 4
: u something II not done with. 4
= In n few days she muat 20 to 4
= the poor house. feel sure 4
= that no one who can help will 4
4 refuse. VIII tho lady who 4
= called mo up on tina subject 4
= communicate with mor 4
= CYNTHIA GREY. 4
AfttAA a 49, ~ 4 ~ 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

isc chiiaren'~ Medium Rsbb~d
Hose. triple knee double heel
and toe. six~s Q x TO 10. 0A
Special the pair 1870. Ut
chiiaren's Heavy Ribbed Hose
extra heavy sole. srisced heel
and toe. Always sold 401a
NJ Csc. Special -s..s.u 936
u acxen pairs stockings. This
lot includes ppmcu'x rnia&e2
boys and chfidren's Hopr. ali
styles. weights and siscs: not
pair In this lot under ekc the
pair. De early Tor your ia
choice. The pair ......., tOO
womcn's Medium weight Wool
Hose. black. Rrays and blue
mixfursH extra heavy soiess
plain and heavy ribbed tops.
fortner price s5c~ 40N
Sprctni .ssssss. ss,s.+.s tOO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29
Year Since Introduced;
Month Before Public
Pharmacist Declares Not in
Thirty Years Experience
Has Such Phenomenal Cry
Been Raised - for Sulphurro
Glad II IL on Market.
~ ?. W. srRANo.

\ sulphurro's anniversary OF IL
\ first appearance In Seattle sees II
\ the great medicinal success OF the
I time.
l Il In doubtful II any remedy was
ever discovered which accomplish
| ed no much benefit for people In 20
l short q period---for II IL Just year
\ ago today since 6ulphurro came
Into being Ms a medicine Ia Seattle.
\ thousands Of persons today are
grateful to II for restoring them TO
|. health and strength. Never was
1 such a propoftionately large number
4 OF cures recorded
h Salphurro IL proving not only =
/ great success at home. where drug
| gists cannot order II fast enough 10
4 meet requirements. but it's use is
spreading throughout the United
\ States. and foreign countries are
\ calling for the remarkable prepare
Il ton. Within the last week new
orders have come from London and
Paris. woman has ordered q bot
tie sent to her In the south OF
France: another consignment Is on
| It's way to Buenos Aires, In the
Il Argentine q bottle has been sent
on the 13.o00-mile journey to
\ Athens. Greece. and 4 Pacific liner
IA carrying some Of MIR. Stewards
II medicine across TO Japan.
H Neither Seattle nor the Pacific
\ coast ever saw such eagerness dis
played for any sort OF medicinal
H preparation. Mr.. Stewart thought
tho demand was remarkably heavy
before he put his Liquid Compound
OF Sulphur on the market. a little
Il less than q month ago. but the won
dcrful curative power OF Sulphurro
has been so we'll demonstrated that
\ the plant Is taxed 10 It's capacity to
turn out the preparation fast
4 enough.
Thousands Of Bottles Daily.
4 Seattle druggists, both whole
sale and retail. declare there never
was a preparation In their history
so much In demand. Frequently
they double and treble their orders
4 before the G. M. G. Stewart Sulphur
Company has time TO make deliver
les. Daily orders for Sulphurro
run into tho thousands of bottles.
Said the manager of the Swift
\ pharmacies yesterday:
II desire to state that during my
entire experience In the drug bust
moss. covering period OF some 30
I years. | can recall no other prepare
| ton that has had the remarkable
sale of Sulphurro.
/ There have been times In our
store when three clerks have been
engaged In wrapping up Sulphurro
for waiting customers. | have talk
cd personally with a number of
these purchasers, many OF whom
have previously tested the remedy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

nGnn u rus sncunAToa
ror ysu-rhs Ideal Built for th1r
ELEVATE Etxnt eureeeefut seasons
IAiiy Co. Fsos ef hafa ~. Sesssis'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

~ for Morning Glory brown Eycs- ~fIrh
o>oo1r1n cAums~ and all other young people who
~ boen. want n IL right put tho
z1 q ~ dark And the invite the boys to
1l1nnp M mention each boys cscc~t and sign thrn
- lncs with personal hclinx A funny
- - eueuf material from which he val
- 49, Here 4 something 10 mystfy; Get the drug
ocno1t chloride. and dissolve In IN In
- - ~ bic white heart which has ~rit
81 ~ q his dinner partner. and the ones 10
- NM Interesting BIT OF Information about man
- q ~ writing In their hearts which seem blank but
&~ng MI appear VI gently warmed candle Tame
nn{e> " havinx each : name o. lady from
- - ~ u ORIGINAL marble cake. con
(p ~ cake heartshaped n possbic) - brought A.
@|1n uong1~ Little arrows given tho wue<xa on
- ~ nnsses and plunge them into shs Marble
cpA ~ ~ whose the ring
q kmR & Hearts
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

water. pMrts. The amount ~
honey and rose water depends on
ths cpnslstcncy ons wfAhcs tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

lot S-~wom~n'x fine rihbed
and mercerixed Union suits. low
neck. cuff knee and umbrella
style. nicely trimmed With Tor
Choir and linen lace. sold reg
uinr AZ 7kc and 500. Slightly
soiicd from handling. To close
oJt this lot. your A0a
choice. tho garment WV
LOT 1--women's fine ribbed
and mcrccrIxcd Vests. summer
weights. coiorn, white, cream.
pink and blum. Trimmed with
lrish crochet lace and other
dainty lace effects: soc. 7bo
fti.o0 vaiucs. To close out
this lot your AR
picN .....- ..s.......- ~
Ittr a~-women's plain white
and cream summer Vests. Isle
and fnerceriza1 materials, nice
IN trimmed. sold regular at
2bc: 2s dozen In this lot. take
them while they Last 491A
Al ..sss... s.s.s...s..b GSO
lot S-women's fine ribbed
Vests. nicely trimmed. body fit
ting. sold elsewhere at Zoe and
1bc. While Rn
they last ................. ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

DEAR DAUGHTER Every prospective young
mother wants 70 know OF what her bsbys wardrobe
should consst hut most OF them do not ASK
mother about this for The old.fashioned ideas on
baby clothes ala not embrace scientific principles.
However. ~ soon ~ knew your baby was com.
Ing. went about and got the most practical and
uptodate notions on the subject.
Your baby VIII be much more comfortable than
you were. my dear. because ! was ignorant and did
much to be preferred to what was considered beau
tifu few years ago
Nor coming royal hghnena must be made aats-
Ned with her ncw home. and every little garment
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29
CYNTHIA Crey's Letters


- -sx,N,nc OF eovs AND GIRLS
~ the CAUSE OF DIVORCE

go -. an girl Of 10 aud cant content myself
~ verx fond Of the company OF men In fact. think
: ~ n3snds have have been married months,
- hssnsnd h ecod me and has bad habits 10 not
< - a. rof love him any than any other have
- - thmk he > good for Please ad.
~ ~ ~ goes true friend to
<~<~ q Vol viii advise ni.ONnIE
. ~ vcu need occupation and definite object In iife
. - when say Hut whom life u ruled some
-S1ur that tand uthefxl better livinx
" s~ - 6Ircontent makes difference whether life
s~r ~ pantlnEs piece OF that win live and
~ ~rttsa not for fame for the good OF hu
"a s-aS hom< be- abode Of happiness only
s5 SrshenA nor who need rest
W Natr child striving day BY day. 20 give
z5sn - you In contact with You have
&~ 4 - nox rolnx tell you your husband hut
81 - ~ 10 cot ofcutimes not
<sily II regard marriage there s~susion feel
- 2 13rfe fnuIt and husband will up on
q NE txct books al library there born OF
cy heevun earth Now wste the letter prom.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

pxSs Ss3x 49,
Dear Misn Grey: would like
you 10 tell me N child born IN
this country 81 English parents n
= cisixcn and entitled 10 vote. u the
parents are eitissnz. or u they are
not u. n. w.
A.-Every child born In The unis.
- eessee % citizen. and can vute.
unless he svears allegiance 10 some
u<hcr country.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

70 sHE LEGALLY mAaa,Gcr

: . sHE LEoALLY MARRiEpf I
80 80 $1,000
Dear Mas Grey; Please tell me-
u am legally married. MY name
Ia spcii one way In English. and IN
nay nationality another. Was mar
rtcd In tho English way Of spelling
w. WORRIED.
A. Certainly you arr Legally
married. The name II tho came
and not assumed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

tt6tAth ttAtA&t
= CARE o. TIA NAilo =
$500 - tAttAt
Drar Miss crcy: win ron please
toll me recipe for = nail pastel
NJ n. q.
A.--An authority says thar tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29
75c and $1.0O
Undermuslins 30c

skirts, downs. Drawerr, Chem.
isea, Corset Covers and Combi :
nations. one 90a
table fuii ...........s..OOO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

underwear
A lot cf Misses Medium weight
Natural Wool Drawers. steam
shrunk. Only drawers In this
lot. Regular at ssc. Sizes ~ TO
~. only. the 00A
Earmcnt ...s.. ...s..*..00
An anSortmsnt OF noys' Heavy
Fieecsd Shirts Includes the fam
pus Lambsdown brand. also
heavy ssrn ribbed; These Ear-
banding Regular at 4Se
SOC. Special .s.....s..0O
HOSIERY
fsc women's Black Hose. stain
less and seamless. II
900 pairs womsn.s iauss
Isle Hose. In high coiors, lace
and fancy styles. values n
womsn's plain black cotton
Hose. medium weight. double
heel and toe. garter tops. Reg
uiar at f5c. ~
Special at........4... 0V
lf car. rs.nfe Forced aesl ana fe sss
heavy ribbed and garter top,
made by the famous Eastford
Mills, Guaranteed stainless dye;
nothing better al 3sc. 40N
special ..s... ..s....sss ~
Misses and Women's
Muslin Drawers, 15c
Former price re
obiiterated $3.50. ..... uOO
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-07

They were Married according
TO the new Ceremonies devised bv
the Ringllng Brothers. As they
rode away 10 their Future Home.
fhe old Stager leaned back in the
Limousine and said "At last The
Bird has Lit. l am going to put
on the Simple Life for an Inde6-
mite Run. ] have PLAYED the
Hoop-La Game to Standsiill.
so 1t Is me for Haven of Rest "
As soon as they were safely in
their own Apartments, the beau
tIful Bride began to do Flip
tlops and scrcech for JOY.
AT last I have a License TO
cut loosel' she exclaimed. ''For
years ] have hankered and honed
to be Dead Game and back Ex-
citement right off the Boards. but
every time ! pulled a Caper the
stern-faced Mater would be at
Elbow. saving: Nix on the Aero
battles or yon II lose Your Mum
ber.' Now ! m a regular honest
to- goodness Married Woman and
don { recognize any Limit cx-
cept the Skyline. / grabbed YOU
because | knew YOU had been TO
all the Places that keep Open and
could frame up new Jamboree
every day in the Year. | m going
tv plow an S-foot Furrow across
Europe and Dine forevermore al
Swell Joints where famous Show
Girls pass so close TO your Table
that YOU can almost reach out aud
Touch them. I'm going TO Travel
j. months every Year and do all
the Stunts known to the moS
nmbecIlc Globe-Trotters. -
y few Weeks after that, a Hag-
gard Man with tattered Coat
Tails was seen going over the old
familiar Jumps.
MORAL: Those who Marry to
Escape something usually find
Something Else
Copyright 1917 by George Ade)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-07

Ice Palace in London, otherwise
known as the Savoy.
Occasionally lie would return
TO his provincial Homo TO raise
the Rents OH the Shop-keepers
ana give out an Interview criti-
clsing the New School Of Poll
tlcians for trifing with Vested
Interests and seeking to disturb
Existing Conditions.
ANY time his Rake-Ofi was re-
duced from so Minute he would
LET out a Howl like Prairie
Wolf and call upon Mortimer,
bis Man, for Sympathy.
After Twenty Years of getting
up at Twilight to throw aside the
PyJamaS and take A Tub and case
himself into the Costume made
famous by John Drew, the Rou-
tine of buying Golden Pheasants
and Special Cuvee Vintages for al
most-Ladies. preserved by Benzo-
ate of Soda and other Chemical
Mysteries. began to lose its Sharp
Zest
In other Words, he was All In.
He was Track Sore and Blasc
and sore as a Crab and full of
Ongway. He had played the whole
String and found there was
nothing to it and now he was
ready to retire to Monastery
and wear a Gunpy-Sack Smok-
ing Jacket and live on Spinach.
lie NdnltlcS or the Night
World had got on his Nerves at
ist. Instead Of sitting s Feet
away from an Imported Orches-
ira al , A. NJ. and taunting his
poor old AIimentary System with
Sea Food, he began to prefer to
take Il l0-Grain Sleeping Powder
and fall back in the Alfalfa.
About Noon the next Day he
would come up for Air, and in Or
der 10 kill the rest Of the Day he
would have TO hunt up Game Of
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-07

ioubt bY addressing the conductor
"Do YOU give transfers'' you ip
ouiro with the politencss exacted by
conductors. 1t is a simple question
and YOU hope for a simple answer
yes or mo- but you don t get it,
You answer truthtullv that You don t
know. and won't know until he secs
fit TO answer your question.
If YOU are man. he tells YOU not
to give him any more CUFF. and there
is a probability that YOU will retire
to the platform and chastisc the con
ductor. or he will remove YOU. II YOU
are woman. he glares d whole ar
senal of swords at you or makes re-
marks about crsuks. He pours forth
chapter of words and Il volume Of
wrath instead of the modest mouosyl.
liable YOU asked. Had YOU got the
mouosyllable You expected, YOU would
have decided whether TO get off AT
Ihirtr-fomrth or Twenty ninth or
Twenty street. Ii YOU are a milk
and watery person instead of a
pepperv one. YOU will in q moment be
telling him the long story Of the three
points at which you might alIght and
why. Unnecessary conversation and
waste of strength that will be needed
in the course Of the long day.
Call up the bureau of information at
a railroad station and ask; "What
time do the trains leave for Laurelton
tomorrow afternoOn?>' Instead OF
reading the list of trains. which are
not numerous, the informer counters
with the question: "What time do
YOU want to go!' and YOU answer,
"That will depend entirely upon when
the trains leave. Will you please tell
me what 7 asked you?' More waste
of conversation aud squandcring of
time because answers are not made
according to the questions that arc
asked
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-07

Auction Bridge with three or four
other equity old Mavericks.
When the Carbons BEGIN 10
burn low in The sputtering Arc
Lights along the Boulevard Of
Pleasure and the Night Wind cuts
like Chisel and the Reveler
tirds his bright crimson Branni-
gan slowly dissolving itself into
Il Hclva Headache, there is but
one thing for a Wise Ike TO do