The Greeley tribune., 1912-08-15

oh well, figure 1t out yourself
II Teddy comes to Greeley ON his
Colorndo tour We stand ready TO
take back anything he may object
to In the back files OF the paper.
Jack johnson has come out OF re-
tirement, and IL In runsOred that ne
~ going to be the bull moose candle
date for president south OF the
Mason and Dixon line.
Red Darnell and two barrels OF
beer were arrested yesterday. Mar.
shal Camp says he really captured
three barrels OF beer. but one of
them was inside OF Red.
Our contemporary announces that
It will not boost any candidates un-
less they pay space rates, whach
frank confession has confirmed our
suspicious for some time back.
OF course everybody knows that
the Tribune has . large circulation
but who ever thought that they
would clip out articles and stick
them In the congressional record:
The govesnment crop reporter
says that the Colorado crops mean
ei35 for each inhabitant. II he
doesn't mind we would like to have
ours and our wife's share right
away.
Pueblo is Dragging about being
the second hottest place In the Unit.
ed States, but along ab0ut O'Clock
yesterday afternoon We felt disposed
to insist that Greeley held frst
place.
A Keota minister has answered
his brother In Grand Junction who
roasted the old maids. 1t IL mp 10
Helen Could now to write = letter
Of comn,endat3On and give Weld
county some innOceat boosting.
A Keota minister has 1t figured
ont that six kisses . day will keep .
wife, but he d0esn't say how to d.
vide them among the butcher, the
grocer, the laundry boy and other
guys that bust In wanting real
money.
Hudson is five years old and Is
some li,sty municipal infant and ex-
poets To double its population next
year. 1t may be that the close
proximity of the Bootleg reservoir
Is one Of the population attracting
features.
We want 70 servo warning q
congress right now that II they are
going to crib some Of the best
stories out Of tho Tribune they viii
have to pay for them We never
swipe anything out Of the coagFes.
siOnal record.
Now the w0nder0usly gifted sage
Of Eighth avenue b warning the
people again. He has MS fired and
H. E. Churchill IL now editor Of the
Tribune. Anyhow, the new editor
wont rattle around in any chair We
have around the Office.
The republicans are bowling that
!. free sugar will ruin the beet indlus-
try in Colorado, bat the farmeFs Of
Weld county who have been pledg.
ing Land for additional factories
OUTSIDE OF THE TRUST do not
seem to be alarmed.
Tho honorab2e judge Of the hoa-
Orabae district court in tho h0nor-
able city Of Denver has reinitted the
honorable fine Of the honorable
Robert ". 8peer, also his honorable
Jail sentencc. HOnoeably kissed and
made up, ~ 1t Were.
The audacious Greeaey Tribune
inquiries for to know just where
George Carlson stands politically,
George Is standing with reluctant
feet where regulars and insurgents
meet, As the poet might have said,
but didln't.-Fort Collins Review.
The most illuminating argument
of the campaign so far has come
, from our bilious contemporary, In
the absence OF anything to base his
! pleading on he prays that all will
vote for Taft SO that the crops will
be saved. Still, he may he thinking
Of rebate crops for the trusts.
Editors certainly are coming Ia
the front. Editor Roosevelt WA
!. just nominated for president, Edito,
Bryan backed Wall street Oh the
boards, Editor Keatinx Of Puetls
was nominated for congress-, Editos
Lekenby was named for auditor,
, Editor Speef was fined . thousand
. dollars, Editor BOnfils was handed
] Ave times that bunch and the Trff,
] une editor has just been elected t1
. an exalted position In the Ancient
and Honorable Order Of Benedicts.
John Moody, editor Of Mootly'a
magazine. and perhaps the creates,
financial authority in this country
. has prepared tho following tabis
q which shows how the trusts havt