Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-26
That Air PustuFice
A. A. Skaes. Talk. About 81 Sinsletree
Hix Holler, Missoory,

Deer Mr.. Editur Of the Saturday News
The die air cast, the Rubby-con air
! crost an Freedom squeeked when
Fuzzy-cuss-co fell. The foot of the
| yoosurper is on our necks, so to speak.
| no more air we to enjoy the rites an
privileges of free an unadulterated
sittiZzinship. One of our deerest an
most important emolumence is goin'
to be TUX from US.
Postmaster ST Singletree has done
give out notice that the Post Office
air goin' to be closed on Sunday!.!
No more will ledge Fanstock be
| able to receive-of a Sunday mornin'
his beloved Globe-Democrat!
No more will Kernel Lyon-him
what runs tn Lawndry be able to re-
lax his tired brain-after tn sermon
with the peroosal Of the stirrin' coly-
ums Of the Polees Gazet.
No more will Squier Baskerville be
able tn akkwaint himself with the
stirrin events of the day-an also Of
the nite--as depicted in the pages OF
the Denved Weekly Post.
No more will Doc Watson be able
to secoor his weekly copies of the
Saturday Blade an theShecago Ledger
without which noble an upliftin peeri-
odicals Sunday afternoon for the doc
tor is a dreery waist.
No more will Senator Southwik's
darter Susie be able to git the post
card what comes fer her every Sun
day mornin reglar frum her Teller
over tn Postum Trot tn let her know
he's we'll an hoppy an hopes she amt
forgot him sence he bid her goodbye
about midnight the mite befoar.
How air Pretty Often fulD Min
naugh a goin to get that cirkelar what
comes onst in while from Looeyville
tellin him if the price up tobakker
hev riz or drapped and if so how much
soft he'll know just how much cabbage
leaves he'll hev tn put in in order tn
reelize 400 per cent profit.
All the above menshuned attrektive
an valyoo5le dockyments as we'll as
many others too numerous an attrac-
tive tn menshun air to reemain in the
pozzeslon and at the disposed Nv 81
Singletree an them good-fer-nothin
clerks Nv hisn til Monday mornin
while tn rest Nv tn community must
git what amusement they kin frum
dog fltes, seven UP, horse cacin an
SIGH. ...--E-
Teller Sittezens--an uthers-I asst
you, is this goin to be stood? Air
we goin tn put our necks under tn
foot NV the triant and asst him-as a
favor---tu bear down hard? Air we
goin tn set quiet on our hind legs
an chew our cud while one NY our
most anshunt an onnerable preroga-
tits is TUX away frum us an not let
out as much as ki-yi in defense NV
our rites? Air that cirkelar an that
postal card an that Poleece Gazet tn
be aloud to molder in the Post Office
or be polluted by the dirty fingers NV
81 Singletree an his crew NV dead
beets? Air we tn be cheeted out NV
our rites as freeborn American sit
tizens? Air we tn be humbled in
the dust, our proud spirits (Schlitz
for mine1 broken, an tn sacred rites
an privileges garanteed to us by th
lconstitushen Tan Bylaws, taken
frum us an scattered tn tn fore Nv
Heyyin or the other phase?
No!M A thoussn times NO!i!
We will arise in our mite, our wflis,
kers an our cowhide boots an demand
that til Post Offs shell be open. We
want that cirkler an that Polese Ga.
yet an that post card an We mean tn
hey EN-
Were paying our good money lords
tn support Nv this we're Post OTIS de.
partment an servis Is what we want
an servis is what were goin tn hey,
Why. twarnt only yeer ago last tatei
holm time tibet til undersigned spent
two cents fer a stamp til mail a letter
tn senatur Doolittle askjn fer q
Agricultural Report an if he sells his
sorgum sweetnin hes q goin to send
anuther fore Ions.
So I say and I say II out loud in
meetin The Post oftis shell be- oper
on Sunday! s q.
An there air the sentimnce Nv:
Yores Trolley,
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