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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
g9N'l MAIE 10 EAT
Had Severe stomach TrouBle-Is All
Right Now.

Experts declare that much Of the
dyspepsia and loss of appetite so com
mon-in this country is due to the use
of preservatives in foods. But much
more likely it is on account OF hasty
and careless habits of eating.
Our delicious cod liver and iron
preparation without oil, vinol. has re-
stored appetite and digeytien to thou-
sands Of peopleywho had 'despaired of
ever being able to enjoy1a meal again.
Fred. oberlander, of schnectady,
n. Y, says u had stomach trouble
for two years and they were years of
terrible suffering. ! did not want to
eat and what l did eat gave me pain.
Ny health ran down too. Since 1 have
used Vinol my stomach troubue has
vanished, eat heartily, and never felt
better in my life"
If You are rundown and weak, can
not eat or digest Your food, you need
Yinol. 1t Will do you great good. You
can have your. money back II 'vinoi
does not do all We claim. stone &
Mercer. druggists. Clarlaourg, w. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
No More
Constipation
--WtlEE!
IT'S Ne For Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry of thousands
since DR.. Edwards produced Olive
Tablets, the substitute for calomel.
DR.. Edwards, practicing physician
Tor IL years and Calomel's old-tlme
enemy, discovered the formula for
Olive Tablets while treating patients
for chronic constipation and torpid
livers.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel, but healing, sooth-
ing laxative.
No gripping is the keynote" fthese
little sugar-coated tablets.
They cause the bowels and liver to
act normal, They never force them
TO unnatural action.
1t Is easy to compel bowel and
liver activity for time with calomel
and nasty, sickening, gripping castor
oil, but the after effects are danger
Gus, and the real cause OF the trouble
is often not even touched.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are so
easy to take that children do not re-
gard them as medicine" at all.
They never grippe.
II you have dark brown mouth"
now and then--a bad breat-a dull,
tired feeling-si'k headache-torpid
liver and constipated, you'll find
quick, sure and only pleasant results
from one or two little Olive. Tablets
at bedtime. They're perfectly harm
less
Thousands take one every night
just to keep right. Try them.
Every little Olive Tablet has
movement all It's own"
All druggists sell DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets in convenient pocket
packages. at 10c and Csc.
Made by the Olive Tablet CO., Of
Portsmouth, O., or Columbus, 0. (641
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
THE BEST PEOPLE

Clarksbnrg SItlzens Canuot Doubt It.
D6an's kidney .Pilla9weret used
they cured.
The story was told 70 clarksburg
residents.
Time has strengthened the evidence.
Has proven the cure permanent.
The testimony Is home testimony
The proof convincing.
1tEcan be Investigated " clarksburg
residents. q
Mrs. j. w. Harden, 23IsJacIsdu, ST.,
Clarkslburg, w. Va, says& Twas in
poor health for years and 1 now be-
lieve that my kidneys were the cause
of all my suffering. Il had dun.
bearing-down pain across, my Ioihs ana
at times was in SUCH had shape that
I could hardly get about. The kid
ney secretions bothered me, my head
,ached and my ankles swened. In the
morning when got up there were
puffy sspots beneath my eyes. Soon
after l began taking Doan's Kidney
Pills which were procured at the City
Drug Store, feel better and today I
am enjoying good health. This rem
edy should be given the entire credit
for my great improvement" Estate
ment given July s. 1900. ~
Reimbursement.
Mrs. Harden was interviewed on
November u, 1910, and she added to
the above: Il take pleasure in con
/ firming;al said about Doans Kidney
pills when | puFolicly endorsed them
some years ago. l still take this rem
edy and it keeps my kidneys in good
working order"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
ggBI { BAB g8ID
ID d ana
End CsFipps Misery III
Few Hours.

Yuu win distinctly feel your cold
breaking and all the Grippe symptoms
leaving after taking the very frst
dose.
Il is q positive fact that Papes Coid
Compound. taken every two hours, uu-
til three consecutive doses are taken,
VIII end the Grippe and break up the
most severe cold, either In the head,
chest, back, stomach or limbs.
It promptly relieves the most mis-
cradle headache, dullness, head and
nose stuffed up. feyenshaess, areex-
Ing, sore throat, running of the nose.
mucous catarrhal discharges. sore
ness, stiffness and rheumatic twinRes.
Pages Cold Compound is the result
Of three years research at cost OF
more than fifty thousand dollars and
contains no quintne. which we have
conclosively demonstrated is not es-
feetive in the treatment Of colds Or
grippe,
Take this harmless compound as d.
rected, with the knowledge that there
Is no other medicine. made anywhere
else in the world. which will cure your
cold or end grippe misery as promptly
and without any other assistance or
bad after-effects as 25-cent package
% Pape's Cold Compound, which any
druggist in the world can supply.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15

accept the nomination for governor,
some such fellows as John Holt, Of
Huntington, Wiley Beall. of the
northern panhandle, or Col. Tierney.
of the extreme southern section,
might get busy with a little boomle5,
Colonel McGraw's absolute refusal
to permit his name to be used in con-
uection with the gubernatorial nomt-
nation strengthens the belief that he
will go after the seat of Senator Wat
son if it should happen that the leg
islat,ire elected this fall has ma
jority on the Democratic side, Re-
gardIess Of his defeat, the Graftonian
is stronger in his party today than he
was the day before the date fixed by
law for the election of the United
States senator's, when many of the
Legislators disregarded the wishes Of
those who elected them and voted
against their old leader and for the
coal baron, possessing. an unlimited
purse, .sgs
While the local Democratic leaders
are counted for Governor Harmon, of
Ohio, there is no indication that they
viii continue to support him. one Of
the prime factors in changing the
plans is the appearance of George !.
Neal, OF Huntington, as supporter
OF Harmon. The local bunch have
no use for men who will mot obey
and approve their ideas. Neal did
not think McGraw should have dag
ger stuck into him and he voted to
continue him as the national commit
/ teeman from West Virginia. That
was especially displeasing to Senator
Chiffon, and 1t will certainly be a
cold day, when they will permit
themselves to be found marching
along with George l. Neal working
for the election Of the same NOMINEES.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
MSS GRQPP DEAD
At Bridgeport AS the Result
of An Affection Known
as Dropsy. ~

Mrs. Al c. Crop died in her home
at Bridgeport Sunday evening at 6
o'clock. Dropsy was the cause of her
death. She was between As and so
years Of age and very estimable
woman. The husband survives. He
is a member OF the board of education
OF Simpson district. Mrs. Francis j.
Fesler, Of Grasselli, a daughter, also
survives. The funeral win be held
in the home Tuesday and the inter
ment will be at the old brick church
burial ground near Bridgeport.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
DEEDS FILED
In the OFRce of the Clerk
Of the County to Be
Recorded.

Colonial Building and Realty
Company to Harriet NJ. Eye, 2 lots,
Clark district.
Bavis4Hornor Company to ID. B
Westfall, lot, GrasselH.
Charles L, Craig to Fred B. and
Addie I. White, 3 acres, SO perch,
Simpson district.
John A. Sandy to Roy G. FOuty,
5.4s acres, sardis district.
Frederick L. swiger to Roy G..
EQUITY, 5y4s acres, Sardis district /.
selestie Wilson to w. n. Nc.
Cloud, / lot, Coal district
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
FOR DYSPEPSIA
You Risk No Money II You Try This
Remedy.

We want every one troubled with
Indigestion and dyspepsia to come to
our store and obtain box OF Rexaii
Dyspepsia Tablets. They contain Bis
UNDERSTANDABLE and Pepsln carefully
combined so as to develop their great
est power to overcome digestive dis
turbances. eREHH
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets are very
pleasant to take. They tend to soothe
the irritable, weak stomach, to
strengthen and invlgorate the diges-
tive organs, to relieve nausea and in
digestion, thus promoting nutrition
and bringing about feeling Of com
fort.
If you give Rexail Dyspepsia Tab
lets reasonable trial we will return
your money If you are not satisfied
with the result, Three sizes, rs cents,
so cents. and $500. Remember, you
can obtain Rexaii Remedies only at
our store-The Rexall Store. sturm
& Wilson, $40 West Main st.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
GIVES QUICK ACTION

f. G. Bland. druggist, reports that
A SINGLE DOSE Of simple buck
thorn bark, glycerine, etc, as COM
pounded in Adler-i-ka, the new Ger
man appendicitis remedy, relieves.
constipation or gas in the stomach
almost INSTANTLY. ~ GtiRiR. 4;
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
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NContlnued from page ,one.l
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15

The got-to-sell-it owner of a ca,
of piece of machinery, some fix
lures or appliances, a leasehoId, a
store, a safe-or Of anything of value
will make 1t worth your while
Csometfmes richly so) to read and
answer his For sale" ad.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
Standing of Teams.
Play at Mt. Glare.

The Donohue and johnson team
of the City duck pin league will
play the Mt. Glare team a game on
the Gore alleys Monday night at 8
o'clock. This is the second game
between these two teams. the first
one going to the Donohue and john
son team.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15

II an DEFICIENT worker is look
ing for job in your office, you'll get
In touch by reading the Telegram
classified ads.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-01-15
NEMsl


following are the indiyiduai
and team averages for >the hrst
week Of the second half Of tae
schedule Of the Clarksburg cry
Duck Pin League: SO
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
FEW EARN LIVING AT TO
chleasoan Tells College That 1880
Americans Are old-Ase
Victims.

Chicago,-You have one chance in
10000 of supporting yourself when
you are three score and ten, accord
ing to information which was impart-
ed to Professor Charles r. Hender-
sons class in sociology at the Uni
versity OF Chicago.
Supt. William c, Graves OF the
James c. King Home for Old Men,
made the statement in lecture on
The Broken Family"
only one man in 10000 is SELF
supporting at the age OF seventy
years, according to the statistics"
said Mr.. Graves. "In the United
States there are approximately 1885,
900 former wage earners. sixty-five
years and older, dependent on public
and private charity, at cost of
$220.000,000 a year. There are about
100000 old people in bene Solent instt
buttons and homes in this country. 1t
costs about $50,oo0.0Oo a year to care
for them.
"Old age seems to be an individual
thing to each person reaching 1t. 1t
is difficult to state that a person is
old at sixty or sixty-five or seventy
or beyond that"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Talk With Shakespeare.

But, Bill" says Shakespeare's
friend, I'll be bodkinized if I see the
sense in that song Ophelia sings, nor
why you put the song in there for her
anyhow"
when you've been in the show
game as long as have" replies
Shakespeare, still bit excited over
the first performance of Hamlet"
you'll know that when the producer
wants song in a. scene, the song
goes in. Besides. this girl that's play
ing ophelia was a hit in musical
comedy, and the manager argued that
the public expected to hear her sing
somewhere in the piece. Let's go
over to the mermaid and buy drinks
for the critics"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
FIND QUEER HOARD
IS LITTLEST BABY OF ALL
Champion Lightweight Babe Of Medt
cal History Is Born In
New York.

New York.-The champion light
weight baby of the entire history of
medical practice, according to New
York physicians, is being carefully
guarded in an incubator at the Lying
In hospital, Second avenue and Sew.
enteenth street, for fear the faint
spark of life 1t possesses may expire
at any moment. Nevertheless, its
chance for existence seems favorable
1t weighs only twenty ounces.
1t owes its present mold on life to
DR.. Charles II. Goldsmith of 1910
Lexington avenue, who, first believ-
ing the little girl born prematurely,
had come into the world dead, later
noticed slight twitch of one of the
eyelids. He then revived the infant
by breathing into its mouth. Mrs.
Mary O'Connor of 1886 Eighth avenue
Is the mother of the child, and at the
time OF its birth was suffering with
whooping cough.
After DR.. Goldsmith had been hur-
riedly summoned to the O'Connor
home he told the parents, after care
dead. The physician was astonished
at the diminutive size of the infant.
An aight-pound baby Is not consid.
cred large one, yet this little new
conner was only one-sixth the weight
of an eight-pound baby.
AS 1t lay on soft material arranged
on a table, the father, hearing the
doctors verdict. started out to find an
undertaken, A few minutes afterwards
the physician noticed a slight move
ment of an eyelid. The father return
ed few minutes later, having ar
ranged for the burial, to find the
physician working to revive the child,
though the appliances usually used in
such cases were lacking and there
was no time to send for them.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
SPIRITUAL GLAND Is FOUND
Noted European Physician Locates
Most Mysterious Organ In HUI.
man Body.

Observation-Disclosures that
he has discovered and partly CLASH
fed the function of the pineal gland the
most mysterious organ of the human
body, and heretofore believed funo-
tionless, was made by Professor l..
Won Frank Hochwart. the noted
European neurologist, in a lecture be-
fore a clinic of students at the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania hospital Pro-
fessor Hochwart said he had found the
organ to be Immediately related to
the passions. He also limited that II
anything may ever be learned regard
ing the origin of what is commonly
known as spiritual impulse the mys.
terry surrounding the pineal gIand will
be entirely cleared away.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Interesting Discovery in an Old
Texas House.
Dagger, Crimson With Blood Rust OF
Centuries, and Ancient Spanish
Pieces Of Eight Found
In Old Pot.

San Antonio, Texas.-Stiii crimson
with the blood rust of centuries, a
dagger was found in the walls of an
adobe building In San Antonio. and In
another part of the house was found
IA copper pot containing pieces OF
eight. II Ia regarded as the most
historical production which Texas has
yielded In many years and the coins
have been sent to Tiffany in New
York for valuation.
Charles Arnaud and Gus Loeloff. his
proLher.tn-law. were tearing down an
ancient structure, used in bygone days
as fandango hail. when their picks
came in contact with something that
rang differently from the flint rock
which composed part of the walls
They took their pocket knives and
scraped away the mortar and discov-
cred what resembled teapot,
Extracting this vessel from it's coat.
ing, they dug a flint rock from Its
opening, where the lid should have
been. At first spider webs obscured
their view, but after wiping these
away they could see dimly that there
was something at the bottom of the
pot. It proved to be eight Spanish
coins. covered with dust How the
dust got there 1t is impossible to say,
as the large opening of the teapot was
closed and the spout was so small
that only few drops at time could
have been poured from 1t. And In ad.
dition tho hole was inclosed in the
solid wall
Local scientists will tackle the prob,
lem of how the spiders entered the
pot-whether they were In It before
the wall was closed. or whether they
crept through SONS inhnitesimal crack
ahd thence into the spout of the pot.
Quien sabe?
The dagger has pearl handle,
carved by hand. carrying a feathery
design on one side and on the other
shield and leaves. At one end 1t
has a guard almost as large as those
OF the swords used by the crusaders,
bearing a has relief of a VOLTS head.
AT the other end 1t has a similar orna,
ment, the head of some animal which
has not yet been identified.
The blade is seven inches long,
sharp on one side and thick on the
other Its point is yet in fine shape
and could do deadly work. 1t has pc.
culiar red stains, believed to have
been caused by blood. This weapon
was found near the top of the wall,
hidden by mortar, and 1t is thought 1t
was tossed there for the purpose of
concealment.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
MUCH SPEEDIER THAN CABLE
Young Frenehman lnvents System Of
Wireless That VIII Revolution
tze Present Methods.

Paris.--Julian Bethenod, a young
French scientist, employed by the gov.
eminent at the Eiffel tower post, has
invented a new system of wireless
telegraphy which, it is predicted. will
revolutionize existing methods.
1t is reported that he has found a
way to dispense with the spark, thus
simplifying wireless telegraphy so
that instead of using. as at present, an
alternator, transformer, self-induction
coil, condenser, oscillator and anten-
nae, only the first and last of these
are necessary.
This new machine eliminates in
reference, 1t is claimed, and trans.
mits and receives much faster than
the present submarine cables. having
capacity of 200 words a minute.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
RARE BLACK WOLF KILLED
the Presence Of Others
In the Vicinity.

Chico, Cal.-William Lewis OF Para.
disc, near here, claims the distinction
Of killing the first black wolf ever
encountered in this portion of the
itate. He met the animal late at
night on the main road leading into
Paradise and was especially attracted
by its glazing eyes and bowling.
Its fur is of the finest texture and
the animal itself was apparently
young. indicating that there was a
family of the species located in the
thick forests of the Paradise Magalis
section.
Many barnyard robberies of late are
now laid to the door of the unusua
animal that more or less inhabits tbs
mountainous regions of cold climate!
as in Canada and the far north.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01

The President sat in his chair-the Chair
Of Ancient Lit
The Faculty ant all about as they were
wont TO sit;
The Prof 81 Mathematics counted sums
upon his hands,
The Prof OF Deep Dynamics Tipped a
bunch OF rubber bands.
The Prof. Of Social Science rubbed fur
rowed. frowninG brow,
The Prof, Of Mixed Psychology thought
OF the Then and Now.
The President began 10 speak; his voice
was mostly gfoan;
~ cannot understand why we are sitting
here alone.
The term began two weeks ago. and still
within our halls
There are no strident whooplngs and
there are no raucus calls;
The bell f. In the belfry and the desks
are on the floor
There's been no riot such as In the palmy
days OF yorc.
mo husky lads have swaggered as they
loltercd In to class,
No freshmen have been ordered to go out
and eat tho grass,
No new arrivals have been seized and
chained against tree
md forced 10 give their version of How
Why should the place be vacant, and the
camp silent thus7
Why is there no on In the whole big
place but usg''
The man Of mathematics tried to figure
out the prob ..
The man Of Social Science drew deduc-
tions on the mob
And skstched future paper on "The
Slump of Intellect"
The one who taught psychology at once
tried to collect
A lot Of hagy statements on the illness OF
the That
And lonesome waves OF wonder rolled
about them where they sat.
Then spoke the wise professor. he who
taught dynamic force;
Inertia may be traced, as well as mo-
ton, To it's source,
'T'rs given careful study to the absence
Of the yell
That used TO make our campus sound
please excuse newell,
t'ii simply say that here's the only coll
iege In the land
At which the game of football is official
ly banned"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01

Solicitor (endeavoring to discover
clients legal status) But. madam,
how long is it since you heard from
your husband?
Client-Well, yer see, e left me the
day e was married, and truth is,
amt card nothin' of i'm since, nor
wanted; least ways, did ear casual
like that e were dead, but it may be
only is fun.-Punch.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Feature Of His Business.

II thought she was a woman OF
unbreakable WILL" said the gentleman
with the bob-tail coat
And so she was" said the man with
The incandescent whiskers.
Yet. you tell me she is completely
subseryient to her husband" went on
the first gentleman.
We'll. you see. she married law
yeE, and he broke the will"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Hurled into Wolves Cave.

Meeker. Colo.-Julius l.. Roberts,
Rio Blanco correspondent for the As.
ISOLATED Press and several Denver
newspapers, was badly bruised when
thrown from his horse into an aban-
doned wolves cave near here. Rob-
erts was crossing a assured gulch
when the horses feet slipped. He was
catapulted down steep declivity and
saved himself by grasping a shelf
rock about six feet below the surface.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Thinkind IL Over.

Some of the old Egyptians wor-
SHIPPED animals"
WELL" replied Farmer Corntossel,
thoughtfully, "if had hen that laid
the year round or COW that wouldn't
go dry, of course 1 wouldn't worship
'em. But surely would show 'em a
heap of respectful consideration"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
BY Papa's System.

How many quarts in gallon7"
asked the teacher.
six" answered the little son of the
market man.
mo. no. Johnny. Only four"
"Huh. ! guess I've seen 'em sell
enough Strawberries to know"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01

"And do you expect to make FOUR
airlgible balloon company success?"
we ask OF the high-browed inventor.
"Oh. yes" he answers, Il have al
ready filled the spectators full of hot
air and have quite surplus for use
IN my balloon"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
,Iapheth's Idea,

Il hardly know what to do with the
ark after we land" unused Noah.
Why don't you kill those two mos
uuitoes and start a summer hotel?"
asked Japheth.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Her Neat Trick.

when the actress in question Wis
tied that managerial firm to star her
she used a paradoxical argument"
What was it?"
"She brought q hacker to the front"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01

a Misrepresentation.

II like to see Mrs. De Style enter O
room-she has such fine carriage"
LAW, she don't drive 1t into PEG.
ple's houses, does she?"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Natural SUGGESTION.

that's friend Of mine / want you
20 meet, I've just been shouting to
Join US. He's blur SORT"
SIS that why you are calIinf himf"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
More Evidence.

There is nothing so sweet as the
sound of her voice." declared the
young lover
"She seems to think So" put in the
Jealous lady.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01
Superiority.

my wife can make a tart answer"
MY wife can do better than that.
She can make pie speak for itself"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-11-01

Many bewhiskered man has been
known to tell barefaced lies.