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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
sHERMAN's WORD,

"rostc"-thr well-knoun rcporter-who raw
hides in the tolls of the Times. says, it's just this way:
When Sherman delivered his famous remark
He aptly described TO us war.
But the word will apply her" most any old day
In the news room at quarter to four.
IT'S a case VI "Hey, Kid. pull a proof on tina, galley
NO YOU think us a weekly We rum
Get a move on. now rustic. rush the string to the Office
OR III bounce this stick off % your hun.
With the editor fu.sing. tho foreman cussing,
With ye srrihcs looking on anxious eyed.
For fear that some story in which they most glory
Gets thrown TO the he'll box" or pied"
It's a case of a hig baNling out from the office
Cant You cut out tina, burned overtime ?"
And Shernan's pc, word comes in mighty handy
Wore sorry that hero it wont rhyme.
Won folks that read over tho sheet every evening
May think "a reporters job play:
And while hos Il smiling. and oftimc. bccuilins
Some follow to help him draw pay.
For when the old town is AS dead as an oyster
And news is as scarce as hens tccth.
lie Keeps mp the smile and Jus, rls,lcs the harder
Though he's russinI like 1Sh"rman) beneath.
S" slip lis a ZIP when there's troubl. ahrewinc
And help MS !" fill up III. sheet.
And VOL d" our dulnfoundcst and keep on :, smiling
Whenever W" meet on the street.
filt there's lust ono opinion We like To get rid of.
IT'S something we'd like much to tell.
when III" city and people keep mum as an oyster
inns nsMstaper lii" is snr"-''.e''s sN"--wha, is Mr..
'',' ''"AS N'ih. ' Ihfuh y III, Wy. bFn
Fa'"'s tho biggest Joker unhung. :. Texas convict
won a pardon on the strength of a beautiful poem he
contributed 10 the prison paper. Now i, appears that
ne st"l" III" poem from its author. who is serving time
IN ohio. Now who will dare to say there is no such
thing MS poetic injustice Pioneer Press.
Apropos of tho announcement, Of another prjze fight
on July 4, tho Duluth Herald rises To cxrlair: Great
Scott. Who said the safe and sane idea was spread-
ing"
While tho refusal of the ballot to women hy tho
courts in several states may no consistent with Laws vet
does IL not SAVIOR of the dark ages. and remind MS that
We arc not as Yet out of the shadow of that period.
Paris has a fear that the champion thieves +re
IRVING to sell Mt. j. Pierpont Morgan that swiped Mona
Lisa, says Phil Thomas. What If, u. what if dozens
OF American millionaire picture hugs. in mvsterious
DARK. double-lockcd rooms to which only they have ar-
cess. already have hung "originals' of that purloined
masterpiece.
Guess from tho display in the millinery store vim
d"Ws OF tn" FORK, someone spilled the rainhnw' all
right. all right. Gee! hu, those creations in he,drear
are stunning.
The Lidserwo"d Monitor tolls OF a boy who raised
the Monitor mar tells what was raised.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
senator in Town.

Fresh Flowers
'"n Floral company.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Encouragement for Our Sons

Now that tn" turkey trot is to- he barred out Of
Washington. the Chicago Record -EIcrald opines, it is
probable that some other things which arc inimical to
tn" interests of the people and destructive of moral
standards Will he permitted TO maintain headquarters
in that city.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
EAST GRAND FORKS
MAKE PERSONAL INSPECTION.
Creamery Mcn OF State Interested in
Dairy GOn1if1Onc

A'0AA SOuulU4UInSs- -. sea.
In response to a circular sent ont
btN state Dairy Commissioner Wink
1er. hfty-four Minnesota buttermakers
nave agreed to personally inspect the
diaries Of their patrons to learn IF
tho sanitary condition.
Two hundred and t%wenty.four
creamery operators will bring their
establishments full up to standard
requirements. One farmer, writing
from Byron. Mimi. deviated from the
question of sanitary measures noug
to say:
II vas born on a dairy farm I'D in
the mountains. in voss. Norway. 1887.
Rode on all di railroads in di world
except a short pece in England).
Came on steamer Bunker Hill to Chi
cago and lived dar in Chicago 1914
and 1885. when Chicago river was
running east. Now it runs vest. n
G. dat Yankee trick again. Please
SEND stamp next time YOU write"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

President Ira Remsen, Of the Johns
Hopkins University, has rendered his
resignation as president Of the univer.
sity at a meeting Of IT, Board Of Trus.
tees held at Mccoy Hall The resigna.
ton will be accep Mt another meet.
ing Of the Board. but. 1t is expected that
DR.. Remsen will remain as professor
of chemistry. which position he has
held since the establishment Of the
chair.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Ohio In line.

Columbus. Ohio, April 1.-THE
constitutional convention has adopt
ed a proposal providing for the d.
rect nomination of United States SEN
ators by the voters. The proposal
which was in the form Of an amend
ment introduced today does not make
1t mandatory for the legislature to
elect the popular choice.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
MAY ACCEPT

Washington. April 17.-Major Gen
eral Arthur Murray, at present com
handing the western division. 1t is
reported. has been called to Wash
ington to consider an offer Of the
important post Of assistant chief OF
staff Of the army, soon to be vacated
by the transfer Of Major General
Carter to either New York or Chi
CagO.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

The ladies' Of Plymouth Guild arc
meeting this afternoon in bi-weekly
session. At 6 o'clock the tables will
be spread for a church-family sup.
per. A brief devotional service will
conclude III social hour. The men
OF the congregation and the Young
people are all invited.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Ernie Kent in California,

Ernie Kent. formerly Of Grand
Forks. is in Sierra Madre. Cal. where
he is making his home at the present
time. Mr.. Kent. who became i'll
about a year ago, IL in about the
same condition. the looked for inn
provement in his health not having
been attained as yet. His wife and
mother are with him,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Will Remain in Indiana.

w. p. Wolf, who has been connect
I'D with the local office Of the Ford
Motor company since it was installed
here. has rendered his resignation.
Mr.. Wolf left for Marion. Ind, by the
very serious illness and death OF his
father. and will remain in that city
to attend to business affairs and the
Strengthening up Of the estate.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Back From Hot Springs.

MIR. and Mrs. Fl. w. Sims have re-
turned from Hot Springs. Ark. where
they have been spending the past
month for h benefit of the %latter's
health. Mrs. Sims returned greatly
improved. On the return trip. MIR.
and Mrs. Sims stopped in st. Louis,
Chicago and Minneapolis to visit with
friends.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
TaIked About tl,e Bows.

DR.. a. J. Ladd Of the state uniyer.
sity addressed the meeting Of the
Methodist Brotherhood Tuesda,
night upon the subject. "The Devel.
opment Of the Boy" The speake,
placed emphasis upon the Importance
Of the boys's early instruction. de.
claring that the school teacher had
much to do with the moulding of the
youths career.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
d yVeII AIor,

According to Peter and John sulu-
city on Tuesday. the farmers in that
vicinity have gotten we'll along in
seeding. and will soon have that wori
completed. They are very pleaseS
with the weather and other conditions
this spring. SV"e
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
More Sprinr Sprune.

The, naturalists of the city state
that the buds on the trees in the city
have begun to open. One OF the afore
said students Of "treeology' rhapodiz-
ed thusly this morning:
Just lake a valid through the
woods or the parks. the robins and
the blue birds. the blue jays and all
the ~feathered tribe will let you know
tbs spring. The trees are budding,
the grass has turned green and tho
very feel of the air is different. Get
out and enjoy It and don't let trouble
trouble you
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Issued yacauon Order

Street Commissioner NJ. Durick to.
day issued ar order to the NJ. Rune.
~ company to remove the various
machines and other private property
Ninth street. There have been
a number of complaints made of late
on the way in which the machinery
companies are alleged to be makine
use of the streets as machine shops
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

When a medicine must he given to
Young children it should be pleasant
to take. Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy is made from loaf sugar, and the
roots used in its preparation give it a
flavor similar to maple syrup. making
it pleasant to take. 1t has no sIperioT
for colds. Group and whooping cough,
For sale by all dealers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Hold Nccktic Party

1ndenendent Scandinav ian
Workinsmen's association will hold a
ncrktie party at Odd Fellows hall.
Tuesday, April is. at . o'clock. La
dies will bring necktjes. Members re-
CURED to meet at 1:45 sharp. Re-
frcshments will he served and a good
tune is assured. Everybody welcome.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
IRIS VESSEL, OFT

Duluth. Mimi. April 1.-THE
steamer Easton today broke out
through heavy ice at the canal en-
trance and went east along the north
shore. She will make Two Harbors
today. and will endeavor to reach
Grand Marais with food.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Another Fine COMFORT

The choir Of Zion's Lutheran
church will give another of their
popular sacred concerts Friday night.
The choir has given two concerts
within tho past year and a half that
were highly appreciated. The choir
will he assisted by a number of the
leading musicians of " city.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Today's advertisement of your ia
vorite store" may announce tina,
special sale" which YOU have waited
for.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Had q BUSY Scs.,or

were arraigned before .T,,d..
Rasmussen on Tuesday mornino 49,
afternoon for reasons Of various sorts
Two couple were given until TO-DAY 70
cave town under penalty Of fines md
imprisonment; two men were nm Sor
drunkenness and were released on ION.
dition that they dust: and q Local
man was sent to the county jail for
twenty nays Tor habitual drunkennes.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
TRoJ1BI,ED CONsCIENrE.

Washington. April ia troubled
conscience Of forty-six years dura
ton was appeased today by a contri-
button Of $4,000 70 the conscience
fund" of the federal treasury. The
unidentified remitter lives in Chicago,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

While tho refusal of the ballo, to women hy tho
courts III several states may he consistent with law Vet
does IL not SAVIOR Of the dark ages. and remind MS tina,
we ar" not as yet ont of the shadow of that period.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
FarTMers' Mass Ngcctino.

There will he a armers mass meet.
ing at the o. G. Flatten school house
District 81. on Friday evening. Mat
tiers Of interest to the farmers of the
vicinity vii be talked over and eyery
n is urged to attend.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
HAD AUTOMOBILE sMAsHUF

George Coburn Narrowly Escaped In.
jurieS When Machine Sktldcd
and Hit Telephone Pole.
George Coburn and his Maxwell
runabout figured in a bad smashup
this morning at the ri of Alpine
avenue and Sixth street. In turning
the corner the machine skidded and
crashed against the curbing ending
up by knocking down a telephone
pole.
The driver was uninjured but the
machine Jared not as we'll and was
taken to the Lyons motor hospital 70
have the fractures reduced.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Publicity Nicotine vonirht.

The publicity committee of the
Commercial club is scheduled to meet
at the club tonight to talk over the
campaign, which it is proposed to in
augurate AS soon as sufficient funds
have been secured for the work.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
j. Rapidly Improving.

Mrs. l.. A. Haatvcdt. who was oper-
ated upon at the hospital in Fergus
Fails. Mimi. some time ago is now
rapidly improving and will be able
TO return home in a short time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Home Again.

MIR. n Mrs. II. .. Sorenson and
son. Harold. stopped in Grand Forks
Tuesday en- route to their home at
Langdon. from Duluth. whore Mr..
Sorcnson had been Oh business.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
For That Tired Fcc,;ns
Your %I:.aHnrifn

lake "a Turkish bath, $1.00. 3Og
Nj venue. Anderson e. Moberg
proprietors.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

a business meeting of the Votes
for Women club was held in tho small
council chambers of the city hall on
Tuesday evening. only n few were
in attendance.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Miss Pearl McKechnie will. come
down from Gilby this morning to be
the guest Of Miss Ruby Reiton Of Uni
versity avenue.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Fly the process: hand pow
or and electrical. Call Tri-Sta,e
e1s-M. A. J. Pierce.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
To Saskatchewan.

Wesley Brown. n Of the promi.
men farmers Of the vicinity has gone
10 SASKATCHEWAN. where he will spend
some t'me attending to business az
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Back From St. Paul.

Attorney H. A. Bronson h., ~
turned from st. Paul, where he had
been In connection with Inc water
and light commission fee case. SYtv
attorney Massee also returned this
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Hold Special Meeting.

There will be a special meeting for
Scandinavian At the Salvation army
hall at s O'Clock this evening. \
musical program has been arranged
and every one is invited to he present.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

QUARTER MILLION FIRE.
Santiago. Cuba, April 17.-Fire to-
day in the central business section Of
the city did damage to the extent Of
$3.50. 600.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Returns

Secretary w. Il. Holbein. who was
in h city Yesterday in conference
With President Norman Black regard
ing State Press association matters, re-
turned 10 his home in Lansford this
morning.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
%LDvERS fro" STICK
~ by "Jtjck ~ Himself

Bill Holhein. who prints the Lansford Journal
and charges three bucks for writing his name on the
membership cards of the State Press association. was
i'm town yesterday hanging around. Bill is an old-time
print and can toll more funny stories in a given length
of time than Mark Twain or George AIDE when they
worked overtime. Bll invaded the Silver sanctum, put
his feet upon the desk and smoked and talked over old
times. AS he cleaned his finger nails with a rule he
gave II ont quito positively that while he carried IA
hump back" il must not be construed that he was a
candidate for q foremanship. Bill carried the banner
around over the country until he wore it out, finally
settled down to the "lcgit' and is now busy printing
one of the best va pers in the state. Come again, Bill,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Bangs at Home.
Housc Cleanirc

Attorney Tracy Bangs is at home
from Minneapolis. where he had been
for several weeks.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Rcturns on Tl,nrsd.x

Attorney G. A. r. Finlyson is az.
Pected home on Thursday from s..
Tau where he has appeared before
me- supreme court In two cases this
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
On business Trim.

L. 4. Mc.Allistcr n Ed. Sandlie
left this morning for T.angdnn where
they will spend a few days in the in
tercsts of the International Securities
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

County Commissioned Joseph Dono-
VAN is seeking recollection to the board
of which he is now a member. MIR.
Donovan is from Thompson in the
first district,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Father IL Ill

Father Is III.
state Auditor ID. X. Brightbil was
this week called to his old home in
PENNSYLVANIA by the serious illness Of
his father. Mr.. BriEhtbil1. who was
at Cando. left at once for Pennsyl-
vania.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

While there is some credu,itv q,
this world. nearly everyone ia inclin.
Cd TO suspect fraud. in the msnie
syrup. - 'n@p'9
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Attending Presbytcrv Mee,,re

Rev. c. E.. Coles of the Presbyterian
church Is spending a few days In
Ihief River Falls attending the an
nual meetings of the Adams Pres
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Clinton r. Ferguson of polls.
is spending the week at the home of
his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. p. j. Fer
guson of Chestnut street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

In cases of rheuinatism relief from
pam makes -l""i' ar"! rest possible.
This mag L." obtained b. applying
Chamber!ain's Linimenr. For sale hy
all dealers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

The ladies "f the Presbyterian Aid
society arc holding = meeting at the
church thi: afternoon.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
" Thompson.

.Attornes y. Il. Winsman is attend
Ing Z" professional business at Thomp-
son today.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Our baby cries for Chamnerlain's
Cough Remedy" writes Mrs. T. r.
Nendrick. Rasaca. Ga. 1T is the best
cough remedy on the mraket for
coughs. colds and Group For sale
by all dealers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Have Men m Wo.l,

The paving contractors have q o,,.
OF men busy today. digging omt ~
curb stones and making the nranor.o
tons for getting to work in. IN
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Suppose tn" film manufacturers are busy by this
time making eye witness scenes" of tho sinking of the
Titanic.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

L|mr Sh0uFd"F IS nearIN always due
to r~heu1nat'sm of the muscles, anil
quickly yields to the free application
Of Chamh"rlain's Liniment. For sale
by all dralnrs
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
DIRECT ELECTION

Massachusetts Senate FIavorS Election,
of Senators by People.
Boston. April 1.-THE Massachu-
sets senate today adopted a resolu-
ton favoring the election of United
States senator's ny the people. The
house substituted for an adverse re-
port Of the committee election laws
a bill providing for placing on the
official ballot the names of candidates
for United States senator's.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

TIL" Inland Call. published at Rorc. this state, was
"soused" when it arrived at this office this week, that
is. it Was soaking wet. Must have "swum the Mis-
souri,"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

q N Banking Business.
~. ). Nelson 'is spending a few davs
IN Sowesmont. N. D.. attending to
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
You Want Information
Md Meeting.

About tine r.. NJ. J.. ASS the man
who runs one. Dakota Auto Co.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Messenger Service.
Guest in Civ.

For reliable messenger service cal
32l either phone.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Fireman Amounted.

Ben Foy was today appointed to
take the place as driver for the Fourth
street station in the place of Bernard
Hart.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

With all these flood stories anoat. what has be
come of tho little boy in the story who stuck hi
finger in the hole in the levy and averted a break a
that place.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Hold Important Meeting.

n Daughters of Norway will hold
a regular business meeting this even
ing at s o'clock at the n. P. hall. All
members arc expected to he present.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Fa'"s tho biggest Joker unfrng. \ Texas Vonvict
won a pardon on the strength of a beautiful poem he
contributed To tho prison paper. Now il appears tina,
he sf"i" IN" poem from its author. who is serving time
IN ONO. NOW who VIII dare TO say there is no such
thing rs poetic injustice Pioneer Press.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Constipation brings man: ailmen,:
in its train and is tho primary cause
Of much sickness. Keep your bowels
regular madam. and you will escape
many Of the ailments to which women
arc subject. Constipation Ia a very
simple. thing. but like many simplc
things. 1t may lead to serious consn
quences. Nature often needs a little
assistance and when Chamberlain's
Tablets are given al the first indica-
ton. much distress and suffering may
be avoided. Sold by ali dealers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Choosa tho choicest "ori,;,,+or

A mild. wcet fragrantly cool smoke
for cigar connoisscurs. One dime and
up. Your special shape or size. Su-
SchwarZ d Co. makers. New York.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17

Senator G.. =. Trimioit of W%csthvpe.
arrived in tho city Tuesday night for
a brief stay.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-04-17
Mother Spring g

The first straw hat of the season.
that n n has had the termerity
to wear. on the street at least. was
seen Tuesday evening.