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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-05-20
THE SOCIETY WHIRL" TO-
MORROW NIGHT At BROOKS

Great preparations are helng
maze for the production ot rbe
Society Whul Tuesday night. at
tho q.efa house. with cast OF
Twelve and chorus of twenty Miss
remmou viii present one of tue
most lauahaae and entertaining
comedies ever seen in Guthrie.
Special pormissiou has been Sc
cured from Nhitmarll aud Lous. of
Ne0 ork 70 use the following
songs Canoeing For ToU
Bright Ewes. Dream Girl, 81 Like
40 Have Flock OF Men Around
Nc, T one Little Girl Loves Ne.
SbadoW and When We Were
Olec Rows and Girls
The o'oists are Mabc. Jacobson.
TIE sa hlaiheN's Warren Coleman
and Cecil GrIssell Tho chorus is
.cnposed Of the following: Kate
iad De.ma Nilllkan Ethel Douglas.
Marjorie Boles Lucille Burk. Vera
j. OLSON Bertha Beland. Oleia
tishoa Harry Matchctt Bin Hamu-
ou Pat Murphy. VIII Moon. Serene
)uriu2 Perry Norvcu John Nissley.
fordon Gauo. Phil Trabaud
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-05-20
THE TRUE TEST

Tried IN Guthrie Has stood the Test
The hardest test s BE test OF tme
and noau's Kidney Pilg have stood
it well in Guthrie Kidney sufferers
can hardly ask for stronger proof
than the following
J, Sturgeon. 1912 W. Cleveland
Ave, GHthrie. Okla says Several
months ago my back began so ache
and sometime : wa hardly able TO
walk home from work The muscles
OF my loins seemed 10 contract and
whenever J stopped Iuifelike pains
dsrted through my kidneys The hid
ney secreti0bE we've Fc9utv and pain
ful in passage and toubloi me az
night Seeing Doaus Kidney Pills
endorsed 10 our local 1apeJ Gol p
box from The Corner dru2 store aud
began their use The FIRST few doses
helped me and il Was nor long brt"re
my trouble disappeared Several of
my fellow worKmcn have taken
DoaB's Kidney Pills and hHve been
cured OF kidney compliant Estate
lnent given January %, 1906
Endorsement
On June II, 1910. Mr Sturgeon .
.aid. II have bad no need oi BID +
lcy medicine since | used boan's kd- i
,ay pills iu 1906. My former endorse .
neuf of this remedy stil holds good 4
Far sale by all dealers Price 80
ems Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo
<ew York. sole agents for the United
states.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
ske nc other.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
GOAL
Fresh mined hard
Coal is what we have
for you
HOLMES & HALLOWELL co.
Seven Corners Phone 401
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TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN.

ST. Paul, Mimi, Feb. 8, 1912.
have been informed by the ten
ants in the places on Harrington ave-
nue. decided by me to my four chill
dren, that a Mr.. Brown had been
there and informed them that he
(Brown) had been appointed guardian
for the children and they were warned
not to pay any rent ito me or nay
agent authorized by me, that he had
appointed as agent Rev. Mr.. Strong,
and, one claimed that Mr. Brown was
appointed guardian by Mr.. Strong.
Who ever appointed the other is i'm
material to me.
wish to state there is no guardian
appointed, but if there is one needed,
I am perfectly willing to suggest one,
but under no circumstances will sug-
gest either of the two above men
toned, as understand Mr.. Brown, the
self-appointed guardian, proposed to
shape the moral destiny and his agent,
the financial destiny, of my children.
l have informed the tenants that un-
less they receive a personal instruc-
ton from Mrs. Minor, who to pay the
rent to, they should pay it to the form
err agent, and there is no one that has
any say, or has any jurisdiction what
ever over the children or their prop
erty, except their mother and father.
l wish all parties concerned would
take warning and govern themselves
accordingly.
Respectfully yours,
r. c.. MINOR,
All Central Av.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
"THE GOOSE GIRL"
The Next Attraction at the Grand
Opera House.

The Next Attraction at the Grand
Opera House.
Hrold MacGrath's we'll known rom
ance, "The Goose Girl" adapted by
Geo. D. Baker, is to be the current
attraction at the Grand for the week
starting with matinee next Sunday,
and including a special matinees Lin
coins birthday
This delightful story has been clev-
erly handled for the stage by Mr..
Baker. n his dramatization he has
succeeded in conveying to the boards,
the romantic atmosphere, the cupe1c
characters, the scintillating dialogue
and the delightful scenes and situa-
tions SO ably constructed by MI. Me-
Grath
The management of The Goose
Girl" company, in Offering this play
to theatergoers, have borne in mind
the necessity Of surroundings. In
this respect, they have endeavored to
cast the play as near like the types
and characters created by MI Mac
Grath. That they have succeeded in
Their efforts has been attested by the
praise of the public and critics where
ever the play has been witnessed. In
furthering their scheme, they offer d
scenic production unrivalled as to
elaborateness by any dramatic Organi-
cation on tour. Play, cast and produc-
ton are said to be more than ordinary,
which augurs we'll for the forthcoming
engagement at the Grand
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
Routed Bear With Broom.

A huge mountain bear which
haunts the Catskill mountains is no
longer an object of terror in the neigh
borhOod OF De Wittville, ~. Y. Its
bluffing days are over--for it was put
to flight the other morning by an
angry housewife welding broom
stick. Mrs. Si!as Meisner left sew
eral pans Of milk on the kitchen table
while she went to the upper part OF
the house. She heard a tin pan fall
and hurrying downstairs she found
the bear tapping up milk from the
floor. AS she entered, she expected
the brute to attack her, but after sur
veying her Bruin went on tapping up
milk. Looking around for a weapon,
she seized an old broomstick and be-
gan to belabor the bear over the head.
Mr.. Bear stopped his meal of milk.
looked around surprised and then
promptly turned tail and fed
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
MRS. SARAH A. ANDERSON.
A Devoted Mother Gone to Her Eter
nal Reward.

nal Reward.
The many friends of Mrs Sarah A.
Anderson, late of 1852 Sherburne ave-
hue, were shocked to hear of her
death last Monday, which occurred at
the home of her son, Mr.. Moses A.
Johnson, of 479 Thomas street.
While she had been sick several
months, her relatives did not realize
that the end was so near.
Mrs. Adkenson was born in Muir
freesboro, Tenn, Feb. Is, 1843. She
moved to St. Paul with her husband
and family in October, 1888, and has
resided here ever since.
She was formerly member of St.
James A. M. E. church, but some, time
ago joined the Seventh Day Advent
lists, where she remained until ner
death. She was a consistent Chris
tian, devoted wife and loving mother.
She leaves a husband, two sons,
Moses A. Johnson, of this city, and w.
T. johnson, of Chicago; two daugh-
ters, Mesdames Nettie Cunningham, of
Minneapolis, and Matte r. Hicks, of
St. Paul; thirteen grand children, two
great grand children and a host of
friends to mourn their loss.
Her funeral services were held at
the residence of her son, Mr.. Moses
A. Johnson, 479 Thomas street, on
Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock.
The funeral was largely attended,
Rev. Kuehl, her pastor, officiating.
There was an abundance of beautiful
floral tributes.
The pail bearers were: Messrs.
Samuel Hatcher, John #. Lawrence,
George B. Lowe, VIM. M. Turner,
Henry Johnson and Lincoln Overalls.
Interment at Oakland cemetery.
May she rest in peace.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

-
Miss Pearl Duncan, the trained
nurse from Chicago, has located in the
city and may be found at All w. Cen
tral aV.
Messrs. II. b. Rogers and George
Moore are the two new tonsorial ar
lists at the Commercial barber shop, "a
e. 9Th St.
PIANO INSTRUCTION. instruction
given on the piano at the residences OF
patrons, or al SIS W. Central Ave.
Prof. w. A. Weir.
MIR. P. E. Reid returned Monday
from q trip to Chicago, where he went
to look after his business place there,
the "St. Paul Inn
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms with
or without the privilege of light
housekeeping. No. .313 Rice Street.
Plvae N. w. Cedar $3.50.
,llisE wait for the grand Masquerade
S4@al at Pilgrim Baptist church
Wednesday, evening, Feb. Il tValen-
taAA Day.. Admission, 10 cents.
The price Of oleomargarine will
now soar, as it has been declared
more wholesome than ordinary butter
by Health Commissioner Lancaster.
There seems to be no opposition to
the candidacy of Mayor Keller for a
second term, and there should be
none, as he certainly has made good.
Mr.. James Black and Miss w. A.
Sn;fer of= ST. Louis were united in
marriage at the parsonage. by Rev.
II. P. Jones on Friday evening of last
week.
SPIRELLA CORSET, Cora E. An
derson corsetier. Any lady wishing
to be properly corsetted call or ad'
dress 365 Aurora Ave. Tel. N. W.
Dale 1345. ~.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
CARD OF THANKS.

We desire to thank the many
friends who so kindly assisted us dur
ing the illness and at the death of our
wife and mother, and especially the
members of Queen of Sheba Chapter,
o. E. S., Benevolent Association, Self
Culture Club, Seventh Day Adventist
church, Hotel st. Paul employees, Mes.
danes Virginia Taylor, jeff Luckey,
w. H. Porter, Samuel Williams
stephen Harris, train crew Of the
Pioneer Limited" c., M. & ST. p
railway, and Mr.. Henry G.. Johnson
for their beautiful floral tributes.
w. J. Anderson,
VIM. Z. Johnson,
Moses A. johnson,
Nettie Cunningham,
Matte r. Hicks.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Phillip Tai
bert. on Monday of last week, a son.
Mr.. G. B. Lazzenbery has been dis
charged from the hospital and is now
atshome.
Mrs. w. R. Hardy has gone to Ober-
lin, Ohio, her former home, to attend
banquet to be given by the college
alumni to President Fl. c. King next
Tuesday.
The Leap Year party given by the
One More Effort Club at ST. James
church last Tuesday evening, was
splendid affair in every way, and was
largely attended.
THE LINDELL HOTEL, VIM. Roy
and T. S. Williams, proprs., 133-137
East Ninth Street. Conveniently To-
Gated. First Glass in every particular
Reasonable rates. Tel N. w. Cedar
S149. -N ....
FOR SALE-Six room house with
bath, all modern except heat. Furni-
ture also for sale. Apply to Carl D.
Pickett, 317k Wabasha street. Must
be sold at once, will make agreeable
terms
You can get nice home-cooked meals
at the Gopher Cafe, No. 461 Robert
street. Meals to order at all hours.
Regular dinner from 1870 to 1880
o'clock, % cents. Mrs. Nora Young,
proprietor
You need not go hungry. Just 90
to the st. louis Kitchen and get
meals like mother used to cook. Good,
substantial home-cooked meals at rea-
sonable prices. Regular meals or
meals to order.
VOCAL AND PIANO LESSONS
given by Mrs. Addie Crawford Minor
at her residence AL w. Central ave-
only. Hours for instruction arranged
rue. to suit patrons. Tel. Dale 1892.
Terms reasonable.
The Commercial Barber Shop, No. "a
East Fifth street, has added new
feature in the person of Mrs. H. e.
Johnson, expert manicurist. The Com
mercial is bound to be up-to-date no
matter what it costs
Anyone wishing to purchase fine
Tuxedo suit for a low price is re-
quested to call at THE APPEAL Of
flee for further particulars. Size AZ,
for a man about 5 feet 6 inches in
height. This is a snap.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

Mrs. Grimes, at Crispus Attacks
Home, is thought to be losing her
mind. MM@
Mrs Addie aWfOrdMinOr and
children are now residing at 1872 Car
roll street.
If you believe in reciprocity patron
ize the business houses that are adj
vertised in THE APPEAL.
Next Wednesday is ST. Valentine
Day; look out for valentines; see the
valentine ads on first page.
FOR RENT-Three-room fiat for
rent, first floor, 1872 West Central ave-
nue.. Apply on the premises.
Mr. George Wills was installed as
superintendent of Pilgrim Baptist
Sunday school last Sunday.
Bishop Clay fell down the stairs at
3l7 Wabasha street and broke his leg
and is now at the City hospital
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

Some of the people to whom THE
APPEAL is as regularly sent as it is
issued-and that is every Saturday.
act as though they are under neither
legal nor moral obligations to pay for
it.; when, as a matter of fact, they
are under both. There is no law com.
polling any one to receive THE AP-
PEAL, but there is law to compel any
one to pay for it who receives it, upon
the principle of law that one must
pay for anything he receives. Order
ing paper discontinued does not pay
any amount that may be due and un-
paid, and the publisher has the right
to continue to send. his paper until
Whatever may be due for it is fully
paid: then an order to discontinue
must be obeyed. 1t is hoped that
every one who reads this, that is in
debted to the paper, will bring or send
to the office the amount due. Every
one who receives THE APPEAL is
expected to pay for it.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
Splinter Off the Coronation Chair

Dean auckland when at Westmin-
ster used to tell curious story of a
brown paper parcel which he received
one day by post. !, After many wrap.
pings had been unfolded he found
small black splinter of oak about an
inch and half long. The writer of
the unsigned note accompanying the
parcel said that when he was a boy,
many years before, he had Clipped the
splinter off the coronation chair. AS
age advanced, his conscience grew
troublesome. and he asked the dean
to be kind enough to restore the splin.
ter to it's place.-Pal] Mali Gazette,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN.

Under the terms of written agree
ment, signed by Mr.. and Mrs. r. G.
Minor, Monday, February 5th, in the
office of Attorney Stan J. Donnelly,
Mr. Minors attorney. Mr.. Minor deed
ed to his four children, Robert, C1in-
ton, Leahmay and Walter, the proper
ty, 800, 324 and 1926 Harrington avenue.
Mr.. Minor consented to allow Mrs.
Minor custody and care of the chill
dren, and the revenue from rent on
the property for the care and keeping
Of Mrs. Minor and the children, and
valves all rights for any claim against
Mr.. Minor or any property which he
now possesses or hereafter may pos
seSS
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
OREGON AnuIer's uck

The most remarkable fishing story
brought to this city for some time
comes through the reliable authority
OF Ski Meek, a Coburg angler, who
asserts he caught five doubles. That
IS, with several hooks on his line, he
caught two fish at once five times
All were trout and hooked within a
rather short space of time.
They were caught in the Mckenzie
river near Coburg. He used six
foot leader with two flies and baited
spoon hook.-Springheld correspond.
ence Portland Oregonian.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
SAINT PAUL
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1917.

MI. Robert Hatton still continues
quite sick. .a. f.
Do you eat butter and eggs at 80
cents per?
Mr.. N. P. Ruffin has gone to Kan
sas City to reside.
Mr. John Watson of 67S st. Anthony
Ave. is on the sick list.
Mrs. Stephen Maxwell has gone to
South Carolina on visit
The spring politicians are beginning
to file for the various Offices.
Mrs Nora Young has moved her res
taurant to 461 Robert street.
Mrs. Sabra Hilyard, corner Ninth
and Robert streets, is quite sick.
Mesdames James Lynn and John
A. Monamus are visiting in Winona.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

The New York board of health has
declared that three drinks per day is
the limit to keep healthy.
The report from the board goes
farther and explains:
Heart disease and cirrhosis of the
liver are often associated with the
excessive use of stimulants. 1t is
hard to establish any standard for
what is excess, as there is marked
difference in individuals. Many ply.
sicians believe that man is better off
without spirits. Anything above three
ounces of alcohol a day, which is
equivalent to about six Of whisky, or
three drinks, is excessive"
All right, then! Well confine our
self to only three drinks per day.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

Why not patronize the business
houses that invite you to trade with
them through their advertisements in
THE APPEAL? They are helping to
support your paper, show them that
you believe in helping those who. help
you, or your enterprises. Trade with
the people who advertise in THE AP-
PEAL. .
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
To Whom This Nav Concern.

|, the undersigned, have been in
formed that there is a rumor going
around in which it is claimed that
am married. | wish to state that
said rumor is absolutely without
foundation in fact, as I am not now
and have never been married. No
such good fortune has overtaken me-
'~""..- Arthur Winstead.
Phone Cedar SOL. 1876 e. Seventh ST.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
sIxty-Three Degrees Below zero.

The people of the Twin Cities who
have been bemoaning their fate be-
cause they have had to live in the
frigid temperature as low as 81 de-
grees below zero this winter, will feel
a little less like complaining when
they read this-perhaps.
THE APPEAL is just in receipt of a
letter from former Minneapolitan,
DR.. George W. Nelson now resident
of Dawson City, Y. T., bearing date OF
Jan. IA, in which he states: eve
have just ended a week of sixty-three
degrees below zero"
Now, will you quit talking about the
weather here being cold?
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
CHILDREN TEETHING

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years by mil
lions of mothers for their children
while teething, with perfect success.
1t soothes the child, softens the gums,
allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for diarrhea. Sold
by druggists in every part of the
world. Be sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" End take
no other kind. Twenty-Five cents a
bottle.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
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PORTERS' AND WATERS CLUB.

217-319 Wahasha Street St. Paul.
One of~the most pleasant places for
gentlemen to while away leisure
hours is the Porters' and Walters
Club, 317-319 Wabasha street, upstairs.
G. D. Picket and o. D. Charleston, the
general managers will make visitors
welcome. Cafe in connection. Special
rates for theatrical people. Phone
N. W. Cedar 9001.
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The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
COMMERCIAL BARBER SHOP.

COM NJ EkCIAL BARBER SHOP,
No. "a East Fifth street, between
Minnesota and Robert streets. First
class in ever" particular. Mahogany
partitions, French plate mirrors. Hot
and Cold Baths. The only Baths
projected by Sanitation Glass. Ex
pert artists in Whit uniform Hand
some reception and reading room.
Ladies need not hesitate to bring
children to have work done Mes
sengcr service. Phone N. w. Main
333O-J. w. J. Utley & Co.. Proprietors
utley's hair straightener complete $3.50
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
Patriotic Social.

Biddle Circle, No. 80, Ladies of the
G. A. r., will hold open meeting on
the fourth Tuesday Of each month at
8 p. M during the winter, in G.. A. R
hall, old state capitol: Good program
Light refreshments. All cordially in
vited. All are welcome.
G. A. r. Committee.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

Prices on everything seems to be
going up, and the newspaper publish
CT is among the sufferers. The price
for setting type has been advanced
fONE-TE!RD. therefore higher price
must be charged for advertisements
and articles published in the papers.
Don't forget this. -.-..
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

Anyone wish any sheet metal work
done would do we'll to call on Ed
Hinderer & Son. See ad elsewhere
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10

Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Fairfax of Louis
Vile, KY, are the guests of Mrs.
Matthew Johnson: 49,,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
Mrs. leila Reynolds has moved her
dressmaking parlors to 465 sherburne
avenue.

The Postal Savings Bank is open
evenings daily from to 1880, and on
Saturday until 9 o'clock p M
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
3 BIG SNAPS

IF TAKEN AT ONCE.
Groom house on Charles
street between Dale and
st. Adams. All modern,
South facing.
Groom house on Charles
street between Dale and St.
Adams. All modern, North
facing.
Groom house on Rondo street
between harrington and Vir-
ginia. Modern except heat.
All on easy terms.
Apply to Jos. Eurist,
MINNESOTA REALTY CO.,
SIS N. Y. Life Bldg.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1912-02-10
DO NOT FORGET THE GRAND

PRIZE
MASQUERADE
PARTY,
LINCOLN'S
BIRTHDAY,
MONDAY
EVENING,
FEBRUARY
TWELFTH,
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1912-09-14

1t sometimes seems as if the higher
aspirations of u age were steadily
concentrating resources, too, in vast
foundations and huge estates that are
to serve the destitute on the one
hand, and the cause of learning on the
other. A time may come when our
universities and colleges, cooperating
along systematized schemes of edu-
cation, leagued on the one hand with
reseach endowments, libraries and
museums; on the other hand, with
hospitals and other benevolent institu-
tions in the service of humanity, may
rise to some similar position of
power, when they may become to
modern society not only the guardians
of knowledge and the teachers of good
ness, but when they may exercise a
spiritual tutorship, as it were, over
civilization that they may have at
tanned to some such essential unity
of aim and method as did the culture
of the Middle Ages"
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1912-09-14
THE CHILDREN'S 0 u
THE SMALL

"Now, Clarence, remember that I'm
going to tell father, when he comes
home. And he said that the next time
he found that you had been naughty
when mother was away, he'd send you
to bed without any supper"
Clarence, the mischievous, did not
seem impressed. VERY WE'LL" his Sis
ter said, with dignity, Tn going to
tell father. You needn't ask me not
to, for that won't do any good"
In the two hours between four and
six there is time for a good many
changes of heart. When Clarence's
father reached home, the small boy
had been a model for as much as
twenty minutes, and his sister Kitty
thought indulgently, II don't believe
I'll say anything to father about
Clarence's actions. He'd feel dread
fully if he were sent upstairs" And
SO not only was the small boys mis-
conduct passed over, but he naturally
formed the idea that his sisters word
was worth nothing, and when next he
is left under her charge he is pretty
sure to ignore her warnings.
A great many girls are interfering
unfortunately in the matter of the dis
cipline of their small brothers and sis
tiers. Fathers and mothers wise
methods are, to an extent, nullified by
the older sisters lack of wisdom. The
threat to tell Clarence's father on his
return of the little fellows misconduct
is perhaps not the best way to make
Clarence a good boy, but if made, it
should be carried out without failure.
The empty threat is the best way in
the world to teach children disregard
of authority.