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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
WALKING Canes.

From the time when man wandered
through the painless forests bearing
on his shoulder a murderOus bludgeOn
with which to strike down his enemies
the cane has never entirely gone Udt Ef
fashion. The modern exquisite would
feel as much at sea without il as did
the beau OF whom Steele's Taller
spoke in 1909. when it said that the
cane had become as Indispensable as
any other Of his limbs" and that with
the knocking OF II upon his shoe.
leaning one leg upon il or whistling
upon with his mouth he does not know
how he should be good company with
ont it" 1t may be fattering 10 the
vanity Of such a one 10 know that the
grotesGue and arabesque heads that he
delights in displaying on his walking
stick are lineal descendants Of the
carved baton that the fools and jest
ers Of the middle ages welded.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
SAGE:TEA WILL
tDARKEN The HAIR
Restore Faded and Gray Hair
to Natural Color-Dandruff!
quickly RemovedAf

There Is nothing new about the idea of
using Sage for restoring the color of the
hair. Our grandmothers kept their hair
dark, glossy and abundant by the use of
simple ''Sage Tea" Whenever their
hair fell out or took on a dull, faded or
streaked appearance, they made brew
Of Sage leaves, and applied it to their
hair with wonderfully beneficial effect
Nowadays we don't have to resort to
the old-time tiresome method of gather
ing the herbs and making the tea This
is done by skillful chemists better than
we could do it ourselves; and all we
have to do is to call for the ready-made
product, Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy, containing Sage in the
proper strength, with the addition Of
Sulphur, another old-time scalp remedy.
This preparation gives youthful color
and beauty to the hair, and is one Of
the best remedies you can use for dan
druff, dry, feverish, itching scalp, and
falling hair. Get a fifty cent bottle
from your druggist today, and you will
be surprised at the quick results. All
druggists sell it, under guarantee that
the money will be refunded if the
remedy is not exactly as represented.
Special agents. Harper House phar-
macy, 18th St. and End Ave.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
WESTERN LEAGTE
RESULTS YESTERDAY.

THREE-EYE LEAGUE.
Dubuque, ); Peoria, 6.
Davenport. s; Quincy s.
Springfield Bloomington, rain.
DecaturDanville, rain.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Chicago, 3; st. Louis. 1.
Detroit. S: Cleveland. 4.
Washington, ); Philadelphia. 4.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Philadelphia, /; Chicago, ..
New York, .; Pittsburgh, I.
Brooklyn, 8; St Louis, 6.
Boston, 4 Cincinnati 8.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Toledo. 0; Columbus, 4
Milwaukee, G; Minneapolis. 5 III in
ningsD.
Observation-Disclosures, rain.
CENTRAL ASSOCIATION.
Keokuk. 6; Muscatine. Z.
Kewanee, Z; Monmouth, 6 Q1 in
ningsD.
Galesburg, >: Burlington, Z.
Hannibal. 3; Ouumwa, 2.
WESTERN LEAGUE.
Denver. !; Topeka. 0.
ST. Joseph, ! Sioux City, 0.
Lincoln, 4 Wichita. /.
Omaha, 0; Des Moines, 6.
CENTRAL LEAGUE.
South Bend, 5; Wheeling. 4.
Springfield, y; Erie. I.
Akron. >; Youngstown. 4.
Grand Rapids, 3: Dayton. 0.
Terre Haute ): GAINESVILLE, 8.
Fort Wayne, >; Canton, l.
UNITED STATES LEAGUE.
Richmond, ); Pittsburgh, l.
Chicago, 16; Cincinnati. 3.
WISCONSINILLINOIS LEAGUE.
Racine. = Rockford. ;.
Wausau, >; Oshkosh, 3.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

Roman lamps were Of many sizes,
but most Of them very closely resem-
bled what is at present denomiuafed a
sauce or gravy boat At one end there
was a ring. through which the finger
was passed when the light was carried.
The body OF the vessel was FLIED with
oil. and at the other end there was Il
small tube through which d rag WICK
was passed When this WAS lighted
the Anoke and odOr Of the rancid Eat
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
Poison Killed Professor.

Bloomington, H., June l9-Cyanide
OF potassium in large quantity was
found yesterday in the stomach Of DR..
Harold Wheatstone tombstone, Indi-
ana's big Eight" representative, who
died on a MonOn train while returning
home from Indianapolis. The poison
was found after the family had de.
cided to hold an autopsy. The report
is in the hands of the coroner.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

OF police. He is Rev P. A. Rudolph,
pastor of the Free Methodist church
He was given a two weeks trial and
so satisfactory was his work that yes
terday he was regularly appointed. He
receives $35 a month, for which he
also fills the Office of street commits
sioner. In spite of his public duties
he still finds time to look after the
spiritual welfare of his flock.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
BOYLE SCOUTING
FOR BIG LEAGUE
Is Hitched Up to Contract With
a City in the National
Circuit.
IS NEED FOR WIGGLERS
Glad Waterloo Is Out Of Three-Eye-
Talks of Organization Which
Would 1--we Forever.

Frank Boyle, who used % manage
the Waterloo Three-Eye league team,
was local visitor yesterday, not as
one who IS Interested in promoting a
baseball league, though but as q tTay-
eler OF the minor league circuits in
search OF recruits for one OF the clubs
o. the national league circuit. Frank
Vas across the creek yesterday pik!Eg
of the efforts Of the ProdigaI players,
and today he will be back on the job,
in case Il doesn't rain, 70 watch one
4. Franklyn Johnson, pitcher extra
ordinary, wiggle the ball over the
plate. Though Frank IS sleuthing for
q big league club, he does not make
ostentatous display OF any contract,
n Ia Dick Kinsella, and even refuses
20 divulge the name Of the club for
which he is scouting. Suffice II % say
that Frank knows the game, and can
pick out a likely youngster with a
chance 20 make good In the big
leagues.
HUNTS FOR PITCHERS.
Like all other scouts today. Boyle
g. looking for pellet waters. for the
club for which he is scouting like
most OF the others. is crying its
needs for pitchers Tha, is why he Is
going To put his glims on b. r. John
son. In explaining the apparent de-
hciency OF the pitchers this year,
Boyle says that II looks az though the
weather has gotten into the wings
OF the fingers and knocked them ont
or temporary commission Al any
rate. there is great dcarfh Of pitch,
'rs, and the youursJcr who has the
goods. IS confronted with the Uppor-
tunity OF a life time
DISASTROUS YEAR.
Naturally Franks conversation drift
ed 10 the subject Of ThrecEye base.
ball He said. Its the best thing in
the world for Rock Island and Water.
loo that they are out of baseball this
year, for Il is the worst session in the
history OF the national pastime IN the
minor leagues. Poor weather has put
crimp In many an e&chequer and
here IL is already past the middle
OF June. Then too. IL is a presiden.
tlal year and baseball. like anything
else suffers financially. Waterloo is
Elad 70 be out OF the race. and
should think Rock Island would offer
fscf a few congratulations
LEAGUE TO LIVE FOREVER.
81 am not predicting anything Tor
the ThreeEye, for / might be a poor
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

prognosticator, but there is one little
circuit l have in mind that would live
forever. II would be so composed as
10 have minimum OF mileage for an
eight-city circuit and towns that would
draw well. 1t includes, Rock Island,
Davenport, Moline. Waterloo. Cedar
Rapids, Clinton, Rockford and Du-
buuue."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
Same Thing.

what Is den?"
a den. my son. is a place where
Wild beasts make their homes
NO. ] mean a den in man 5 hoESe. d"
Eddie" interJected the uSs her. your
fathers definition applies 10 that also. "
>-LoRdon Express.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

reports 10 be circulated by disgruntled
persons who had asked for and been
refused complimentary tickets.
San Francisco. June 19-Abe Attell
and Tommy Murphy have been match
ed 40 fight 20 rounds at DAILY City July
/. They are to enter the ring at 1873
pounds.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

Green Bay, 9; Appleton, 0.
Aurora, /; Madison, 0.
uLLINOIS-MISSOURI LEAGUE.
Lincoln. 5; Kankakee, I'll in
nings).
Pekin. 0; Canton. C..
Champaign-Streat rain,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
What He Won't Tell.

docs you husband tell you every
thinGF
Yes everything except how much
pocket money ne spends himself every
week detroit Free Press
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

did your husband Der Try bis baud
at sustained hctiNng'
Did he? For at least ten years he's
been trying to make NE believe be
likes my cooking "-ChicaGO Tribune
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

Las Vegas. y. NJ. June 19-Promo,
ter Jack Curley has discredited the re,
port that Governor Mcdonald was 90,
ing 10 make an effort to prevent rhe
Flynn-Johnson fight here July 4 Cur.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

4-OEGecsl Brown, OF the Cl--4sC
Cubs. has been Ching the zane
from the ach thus far this year.
be is e warm weather pitcher and
Will probably get Into the game very
soon. He finished in sixth place in
last years National league pitching
averages. The Cubs hope he'll stop
AarqlaEd, OF the Giza; when they
CLASH
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
Preacher Chief of Police

Pontiac, H., June l9.-The village Of
Keysport in Clinton county has a reg
uIarly ordained minister as its chief
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

New York. June 19.-The New York
Nationals sold Pitcher Louis DruCke
70 the Toronto club of the Intema-
tional league. Drucke joined the New
York team in 1909 and did star work
in 1910.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

employed We're extremely offensive.
Many Roman poets mention the abom-
Unable effluvium sent out by the lamps
at the feaSts.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19
River Riplets

Because of the blasting being car
ried on in the Improvement of the
Mississippi channel at Rockingham,
Iowa, the United States engineers
office in this city has issued a warning
to all captains OF steamers to hug the
Illinois shore in passing that point, to
avoid any possible danger from flying
rock.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

Milwaukee, June 19.-Eddie McGoor-
y Of Oshkosh. Wis. and Bob Mona of
Milwaukee, two claimants to the mid
dleweight championship, have been
matched 10 meet in a l0round go at
Port Washington. near here, July /. at
Us pounds at 10 O'Clock in the morn
ing
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

The steamer Quincy of the Streckfus
lines, arrived in the city yesterday
enroute from St Louis TO st. Paul. just
"a hours late. The boat reached the
local harbor at 2;3O yesterday after
noon instead of Monday, as provided
for by the schedule. The reason for the
delay was the exceptionally heavy
freight shipments made on the first
! trip, -necessitating long waits at every
port to load and unload cargo. The
Quincy started its season two weeks
late, and during this time the freight
had accumulated in every warehouse
along the river. 1t is expected that
the packet will be able to resume its
usual schedule in a few days, when a
normal state of affairs is reached.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

Winnipeg. Man, June 19.-Jack Dill
lon OF indianapolis defeated knock
out Brown, the Chicago middleweight,
in a fast l2round bout. which Battling
Nelson refereed here Monday night
Dillon did most of the leading and got
in many telling blows TO the face.
New York, June 19.-Jim Stewart,
the New York heavyweight, outfought
Tom Kennedy, also Of this city, in a
l0-round contest at Madison Square
garden Monday night.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

New York. June 19.-Report of new
world. 5 record in rife shooting has
just reached this city from Ayrshire,
Scotland. The record was made by
Sergeant Martin Of the British army.
Firing at 900, 1000 and loo yards, he
made an aggregate of 222 out of a pos
sible 225 points. At 1000 yards Mar
tin scored 10 bull's-eyes in succession.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-19

Chicago. June 19-Frank Gotch,
heavyweight champion wrestler of the
world, Is going to make two appear
ances on the mat in this city within
six days. June % he will wrestle
Charlie Cutler a Commute handicap
az the Sox park, the occasion being
field day for the benefit of the House
Of the Good Shepherd Frank will fill
the wrestling end of the card. The
afternoon Of July he wrestles Joe
Smejkal the Bohemian heavyweight.
at the Coliseum. the affair to be
finish match, best two in three falls.
Springfield H.. June 19-W. R.
Crosby, fifth in high average of the in
terstate association. Won the national
professional championship shoot of
the 18TH grand American handicap in
the opening day Of the meet of the
Illinois Gun club grounds yesterday
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AUTOMOBILES

,-1 ESSENkAY is THE BEST sTrRsr1
TUE FOR WIND IN your tires r. -,
sLs ured OF pumping wind in your tfres
ntVe thern IlIled with Essenkay. No nt1nc
lures lures, no oloW-outs. no rim cuts. A.
lutely guaranteed.
ELMORE AUTO co.
Phone slIa SIS Quinex q.
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Required by tn

CHAS w GIBBS, Secretary.
November 2. 1872
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PATENTS,

J. A. ROsEN. patent ATTORNEY. ~ kan
Eas ave- Topeka. Kan
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UNDERTAKING.

l. Il PENW1I.L, funeral dfrector go
smbalmer. 7. E Jones, Asst Etr-t -i 80
service sez-5l9 Quincy st TeIephone Ia
none q Day and Night
. uneral directors and ernbainere ia -.
sth ave Mrs Robt Steele a9-i.+s1s
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FURRIER.

JOHN PETRzTLEK. the o,,v ,-......s
furrier in Kansas IL w tn. ToDsls e;saA
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AUTO REPAIR SHOPS.

NOTICE TO MACHINE MEN. auto own
" We do all kinds OF vvaIJfv,s7 - El a.
bronze aluminium, and all kinds Of sfeei
ana cast iron Gas cylinders, Iocors9sf,-.
AZ tIacuoh engine IRE boxes, francs
ana boiler tubes repaired. Work q h-~i--.ls
y guaranteed All kinds OF auto repair
ELMoRE AUTO co.
EhOhe 9l4e- SIS quincy ST
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MACHINE SHOPS.

GUNS repaired and cleaned by exuerfs
H B. Howard Supply Co. rs Kansas
ave
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POOL AND BILLIARD TABLES,

FOX SALE-New ana second hand caror.
and pocket billiard tables and bcvvIin-
alleys. We lead the world IN ebeSp u.s.
lures; easy payments Send for cataiogue
Observation-Disclosures Co. Izza-Ti
Main street. Kansas City No
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FLORISTS.
ATTORNEYS MIAW.

HIRAM c. ROOT, Attorney AZ -
Abstract and Real Estate and T7-oSars
law e Col1mbian BIcs.. Topeka
a 3. QUINTON, attorney at law. On4r.
1856 1Iuivane Bldg Examination 81 -
stracIs and zeal estate titles a specially,
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PATTERN WORKS.

MODELS patterns. experimental vvort,
Weyd turning and mission furniture. Al
A Rulings. 912 Jefferson. Phone an "
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First published in Tohe Topeka State
Journal November 2, 1s12.1
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30
POVERTY DINNERS.
Cheap Meals That Are Served In Some
Berlin Restaurants.

There are many interesting facts re
garding cheap food in various portions
Of the earth. Berlin is said to lead the
civilized word in the way of cheal
restaurants. There are many places
where you may scrurc a meal Of horS,
flesh. bread and coffee for % pfcnnig
which is about cents. In the poorer
parts of the city there are many little
restaurants where YOU can buy meal
for j. pfcnnig, which would be about 3
cents.
In some of these cheap restaurants
there is Il long table, and no chairs are
to be seen. but there are long benches.
Tin spoons are chained to the table,
soup plates are sunk into the table, and
the one who wants to eat meal comes
in and sits down in front of one OF
these plates and lays his 3 cents beside
it. Usually woman is in the kitchen,
and in many of these places the kitchen
Is a part of the restaurant itself. AS
soon as you have laid your money on
the table she trots forward with n
steaming hot kettle Of thick soup, al
though thin soup is sometimes served.
She fills your soup plate with this hot
soup and lays thick slice OF black
bread beside the plate, and your dinner
is complete.
This is certainly cheap meal. There
are many places in all our large cities
where dime will provide quite a gen
erous dinner, sometimes pot roast and
q thick slice Of bread and butter and q
cup Of coffee.-Mary F. Rausch IN
American Thresherman.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30
Ojnino In L Luxembourg.

Though "town patriotism" exists all
over the world. nowhere. perhaps. 10 It
fiercer than in the little grand duchy
Of Luxembourg. The tourist can turn
It to excellent advantage. When he
arrives at the inn Of any little town
he should get into conversation with
the master OF. better still. with the
mistress of the house and mention that
It the last town at which he stayed
the best and cheapest meals he ever
had in his life were served. Madame
will depart to the kitchen determined
to demonstrate to the tourist that he
has never before really had . decently
cooked meal. And by the time for cof-
fee and cigars he will come near to
believing It. The finest cooks In Europe
are women Of Luexbourg.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30
AN ARMED SITTING.
Il Was a Critical Moment In the aroer
Of WsiHo5son.

W ~ -IHf'N As'1s
H9d Wellington uut commanded tee
Frt-h 30 Waterloo would there tIve
heu auy prisoner at ST. Hctl't
NLn-lcr cog NOT ~om. orr EXISTS ...l.
..'eut To answer This u1nu;ws
Question. % ~tor, told 500 Earl' Dla-
N. e.~ "Secrr History of tn. Court ot
Sia'u' Indicates tlai Napoleon ol.e
tur.e nearer than lr }urv Co. hr.n-
relieved Of his enemy and fnme rOa.
queror
When the Anglo.Sra,l,h army drove
Joseph Bonaparte from VI rid at-
tel'ions were showered upon thc Eu-
l.-. ommaudrr. Lord Wc'liu.,ou. wlo.
however to.k little pains To be cor
dial Ills GOODNESS ANA his fancy g.
have his portrait painted 10y Goya near.
~ caused the future hero of Waterloo
To- lose his life.
For. be it known. the illustriou~
Spanish painter was irascible TO a de
gree. the more so that he was com
plctcly deaf. When the great general
made his appearance in the studio the
painters son interpreted the English.
mans wishes in deaf and dumb Ian
guage to his father.
The artist worked assiduously and
when he thought the portrait far
enough advanced placed IL before the
general. Unfortunately the picture did
not please the commander. who
shrugged his shoulders contemptuous-
ly and said that he would not accept
such caricature as n gift.
The artists son declined to translate
this deprecatory remark. but the artist
had noted the scornful gestures OF the
Englishman. and the son In alarm saw
his father turn his eyes to the loaded
pistols which always lay ready to hand
on the table.
The young mans fear increased
when Wellington rose from his seat
and put on his hat preparatory to de-
parture. Then Goya. enraged at the
officers contemptuous manner. seized
the pistols and the general clapped his
hand to his sword
The scene might have ended in
tragedy had not General Alava as
sured the irate Englishman that the
artist was suffering from sudden men
tai ALTERATION. and young Goya re-
strained his father by force from using
the deadly weapons.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30

Pittsburgh Pirates have spent $4,000
! trying to get first baseman of this
kind.
This may sound fictitious. and some
may believe that one too many ciphers
appears in the first line. but Secretary
William ii. Locke of the Pirates gives
the startling information that, if any
minor league magnate can develop
youth about the equal Of Honey, Chase
or Daubert, President Dreyfuss will
sign the check for $4,000.
So here Is the chance for some minor
, league magnate to acquire small for
tune on one player, as did George Len
non, owner of the st. Paul American
Association club, when he sold Marty
O'Toole for $22,50O.
OF course there are few first sackers
In the class with Honey, Chase or Dau-
bert. and 1t is not necessary that
written guarantee shall accompany the
sale and pure base, but the Pittsburgh
club stands willing to eXpend $4,000
for such u player as the Cardinals,
Yankees and Superbas own.
The subject of paying this fabulous
sum for first baseman was discussed
by Locke, and the why's and where
fores were made very plain by the
shrcwd and smart secretary.
/ Did the Pittsburgh club really pay
500 800 for Marty O"Toole? was asked
of Locke.
Eyes, and IL there are any more
pitchers as good as O'Toole. Dreyfuss
will pay $4,000 and perhaps more"
replied Locke.
During the past few years we have
paid more than S22.5OO for pitching
material and haven't single twirler
out OF the lot to show for our money"
continued Locke. Experimenting Is
costly these days. and to pay a big
price for one who Ia certain to make
good Is the best policy In the long run
"why, since Bransfield was traded
IN 1904 we have spent fortune trying
to get a player to all his shoes, and not
until now do I think we have found
him. He IL Jack Miller"
Two years back Roger Bresnahan
was on the verge Of trading Ed Honey
for three Pirates. but the Dublin Dock
weakened when II came time for com
pieting the deal and called all bets Oh.
Several times since we have tried
10 buy Honey. have offered star play
erx for him. but Bresnahan has 6atly
refused to listen TO trade with Honey
mentioned He's q star. and ] wish
| - h.A him With Konov on 6rat
Pittsburgh would clnch the flag"
The list Of the players and their cost
10 the club are shown In box above
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30

A 0osVeli and Johnson Story.
Boswell once asked johnson II there
were no possible circumstance In which
suicide would be justified.
mo-" was the reply.
"Well," says Boswell. Suppose a
man has been guilty Of q fraud he
was certain would be found out"
"Why. then" says johnson. I'm that
case let him 60 to some country where
he is not known and not to the devil,
where he IS known"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30
His Orders.

Blink (the wholesaler)-Well, how
many orders did you get yesterday?
Gink (the salesman)-I got two orders
in one store. Blink-What were theyf
Gink-One was to get out. and the
other was to stay out.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30
A Standing joke.

Street Railway Magnate-Wno's the
complaint from? Secretary-A humor-
GUS chap. He signs himself "a Patron
of HaH an Hours Standing."-Pitts-
burg Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30

A PRINT SHOP FOR THE Exc
CUTION OF HIGH CLASS BOOK
AND COMMERCIAL WORK
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30
WHAT FIRST SACkERS COST.

Observation-Disclosures.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-05-30
$4,000 FOR A
FIRST BASEMAN
Pittsburgh Club viii Give That
Sum For Star Player.
Ed KONETCAY WOULD DO.

Cardinals Initial Stationer Just Sort OF
Player Manager Clarke Is After,
Club Has Pad Out s4o,5oo In Trying
to Land Good One.