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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29
PLAINFIELD.


Carroll Lamb of East Calais was il
town Tuesday.
II. S. Parks Of Barre was in towi
| Friday on business.
Mrs. c. d. Perry visited relatives il
Montpelier part of last week
Mrs. Theron Perry visited relatives il
Montpelier few days last week.
Mrs. o, L. Martin and little daughte
are visiting relatives in Montpelier.
! Mrs. Joseph Wark of Hardwick recent
~ visited Mr. and Mrs. Frank Worthen
Luther Town of Barre visited his sis
ter, Mrs. Laura Lyford, Monday of thi,
week.
Mrs Arthur Emery ofeLyndonyille re
Gently visited her sister, Mrs Albrds
Martyr.
/ Mrs. Elsie Woodcock spent Tuesday IN
Marshfeld with her sister, Mrs. Frank
Bohonon.
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Prescott are soon
to move into the Vincent tenement on
Mill street.
David Patterson and his sister, Mrs
Fri Whiteomb, recently visited their sis
ter in New York City.
Mr. and Mrs Herman Dodge and son
Of West Somerville, Mass, are the guests
Of Mrs. Elsie Woodcock.
Mr. and Mrs. William Stratton OF
Montpelier spent Washngtons birthday
with MIR. and Mrs. f. +. Leavitt
Miss Florence Clark went to Wash
ington Monday for few days visit
with her mother Mrs. Flora Clark.
Mrs. George King was in East Calais
Saturday to attend the funeral of the
infant daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Mernt
Hawkins.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Worthcn were N
St Johnsbury Sunday OF last week to
attend the funeral OF their niece, Miss
Ruth Gleason.
B. II. Townsend, A. n Flood and f. r..
Bartlett were in Montpelier last week
to attend the annual meeting Of the
rural delivery men.
Mrs George Bodies wishes to thank
her friends who have remembered her
during her sickness and also those who
kindly contributed towards the comfort
box
Wallace Bartlett and son. Wayne have
gone to Long Beach. Cal, for visit
Mrs. Bartlett is spending the winter at
this place with her brother, DIR. Arthur
Pike.
A high-class musical entertainment
will be given at the opera house in the
near future. Those who enjoy fine mu-
sic both vocal and instrumental. will
watch for later announcements.
F. J. Nutting has received the $40 cup
which was recently awarded him at St
Adams for the largest number Of points
on Buff Plymouth Rocks exhibited at he
various poultry shows during the past
three years.
The masquerade promenade given by
the improvement society of this town
was well attended Saturday evening.
About fifty people were in costume.
Very good music was furnished by the
Plainfield orchestra. The prizes for best
costumes were given to Miss Ruth St
Cyr and Tony Bonazzi. Mrs Grace Dix
and Glen. Batchelder were given prizes
for the most ridiculous costumes. The
ladies OF the society netted $25 from
this entertainment
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29
TALK OF THE TOWN

/. X. Williams of Boston was among
the business visitors in the city to-
day.
Miss Mabel Smith Of Wiley street
began working to-day, for George Homer
OF Trow hill.
George Carpenter OF Winooski was in
the city Yesterday on business trip,
returning home this morning.
Prof. Wheaton chooses a Blasius &
Sons piano for his studio in the Aid
rich block ana had one placed there
to day.
Mrs. Frank c. Turner of South Main
street returned this afternoon from Nor.
risville, where she was called to attend
the funeral OF a relative.
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THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY %, 1912.
Weather Forecast.

Fair tonight and Friday; moderate
northwesterly winds.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29

v A stated conclave Of st. Al
~. demar commandery, No. IL,
lkA~-LIl X. T.. will be held Thursday
III WI evening at 700. The red
IE31N cross degree win be conferred.
: IZAe4eAS Per order f. G.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29

FOR SALE-0ne OF the best known pair Of
work horses In the country; weight about 5000
pounds. Would sell harness, extra good set of
sleds and good wagon fchoioe out of three)
dump carr with low front wheels. All this
property is in extra good condition. Price
right for / have no further use for them
Apply to j. j. Dashner, Washington, VT.
2o6t6.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29

TO RENT-A seven room cottage, centrally
locatedi all modern. Spring water. No chill
dren. Rent $500 per month. Apply at the
Barre Real Estate Agency Wood Block. Geo
l.. Morris, Manager se6tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29
TOO LATE TO BE CLASSIFIED

WANTED-A first class sll-sround mach inc
polisher, Steady job to the right mar. L. A.
Bugbse 4 Co. 29jtf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29
TALK OF THE TOWN

F. Cassani OF Hardwick is spending a
few days with friends in the city.
Better service brings new faces to
Miers' sanitary barber shop every day.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-02-29
Card of Thanks.

Card of Thanks.
We wish 20 extend our heartfelt
thanks to relatives, friends and neigh
bors who so kindly assisted during the
illness and at the death of our beloved
one; also for the floral tributes which
were most beautiful We also wish to
thank the employees of the F. d. Ladd
Co. for generous contribution.
Forrest A. Cram and daughter
Mrs. Alex. Murray,
Mr.. and Mrs. n. J.. Murray,
Christine Murray.
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01

down her back, she will come to
you and candidly and frankly con-
fess that you have made a jackass
outof yourself. If at any time
you should suspicion that she was
wrong in her opinion, keep it to
yourself. IF you demonstrate with
her she will gradually convince
you with shovels, skillets, brooms
and other forcible arguments that
she is right.
After she has choked you until
you feel that your Adams apple
has been fractured, your past life
comes up before you in a great
COB, and you see the glittering
panorama Of the sweet ultimately
approaching, you will begin to
realize that she knew more about
your business than you thought
she did.
Young man, there is. nothing on
earth like married life if you can
stand it and you should go to the
market, pick out an old maid and
try some experiments in that line.
Old maids are cheap and you can
buy them most anywhere for two
cents a dozen. One WILDE all you
will need. # YOU survive the
shock, you will be under lasting
and pig-iron obligations to me for
the advice I have SO cheerfully
given.
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01

not easily bankrupt; thinketh on
evil.
Rejoiceth in iniquity, but re-
joiceth not in the truth.
Beateth all things, bereaveth all
things, covetethall things, enslav-.
eth all things.
Profit never faileth.
Whether there be properties
they shall fail; whether there be
tariffs they shall cease; whether
there be boodlers they Shall van
ish away.
We now own part and claim the
rest. But when the millennium
shall come, that which we have
shall be taken away.
When / was man / spake as a
man, / understood as a man, I
thought as a man; but when / be-
came a brute I put away manly
things.
We now 60 in sleeps clothing,
but then naked and bare.
! We are now known partially,
but then we shall be known even
as we know.
And now remaineth rent, inter
est and profit theseth three; but the
greatest of these is profit.
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01
Another Sermon on Marriage.

Every young man should have
a sweetheart; there is nothing so
elevating or congenial as the socie-
ty of a refined young lady; when
you fall down and skin your nose,
or when some fellow, in a play
full sort Of way, makes a cash
nine feet long over your eye, with
a brickbat, go to your sweetheart
and tell her your troubles. She
will gladly tell you what to do and
if she is made out'of the right kind
of raw-hide material, she will as
sist you to kill your antagonist by
beating him to death with her
tongue.
After you have>known her two
or three days then you can mar
ry her. There is nothing SO ad-
visable as a sweet, loving wife.
AS she becomes more and more
acquainted with you she will adj
wise you more frequently. It
won't bea great while until she
will lay aside her own work any
old time to advise you. She will
approach you in her sweet girlish
way and hurl large chunks of
advice at you.s
With her amiable disposition
and oleomargarine hair hanging
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01
SOUTHERN FARMS.

If you own farm anywhere in the
South and will sell it cheaply, we can
put you'in touch with home-seeker
who will buy it from you direct.
If you are a home-seeker and want
to buy farm cheaply anywhere in
the South, we can put you in touch
with an owner.Who will sell you ex-
actly what you want direct. We will
pay your railroad or boat fare to any
Southern farm you purchase through
us. Write us to-day, telling us your
wants.
Southern Homeseekers' Bureau.
Box ll8, WilkesbOro, N. C.
ct gives me pleasure to state that
I am personally acquainted with the
head of the above concern, and know
him to be strictly all right. ] am sure
he will carry out in good faith any
agreement he enters into.-J. i.
Pearson, Editor Fool-Killer.)
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01
THE BAYONET

The paper that prints what it thinks,
and is not afraid to think as it pleas
es. It is sharp at both ends and
sticky in the middle. It catches 'em
on both sides and in the middle too.
An electric shock in every lin for
fools, thieves and rascals. i25c a year.
months 15c. FLETCHER O. BAX-
LEY, Chief Point Grinder, Clanton,
Alabama.
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01
ADVERTISEMENTS.
THE ONE WOMAN MASON

Biography of Mrs. Catherine Babing-
ton, the only Woman Mason in the
world, and how she became a Blue
Lodge Mason. By j. P. Babington.
An intensely thrilling story. Price 25.
cents, by mail, postpaid. Address:
). P. Darlington, Taylorsville, N. G.
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01

sack, looks cross-eyed at the
mole on my lip, and says:
"Oh, you've got a bad case of
Extemporanimus Obstrepidoodle
Damfno. Drink a gallon of this
medicine every fifteen minutes
till you either die or get we'll.
Ten dollars, please
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01
THE BIG PISTOL

The Famous Rascal Killer of the age.
Every shot hits the center of the black
ness of all social and political sins and
shams. Every chamber loaded with fire
and birthstone, and shot off monthly for
15c a year. THE BIG PISTOL, Campton,
Kentucky.
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01

The subscriptions
but with YOU and send Il
club of five cents
The FooKler creating
the army of
nov. .
THE FOOIrKILLER, NORAVIAN FALLS, N. c.
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01

Delivered to Federal Judges, Law
yers, Railroad Kings, Mine Owners,
and all Captains of Industry.
Dear Old Pals:
/ amproud of the opportunity
of addressing you this evening! L
am here to represent Beelzebub,
therefore / will speak as he
speaks.
Verify ! say unto thee, / am a
god of profit, interest and rents.
Therefore if thou loanest a dog to
a widow, charge her usury, and if
thy brother be out of bread, loan
him bushel'of corn and demand
two in return; and if thou lettest
his misfortune trouble thee thou
art not worthy to be my disciple.
Do others before they do you.
Let him that stole steal more,
that he may have to lend upon
-usury.
1fa man smite thee on the cheek
shoot him with shotgun.
Give not to him that asketh,
and to him that would borrow of
thee, say no.
Hate your enemies and Skin
your neighbors.
Covet earnestly great gains.
Yet / show thee more excellent
way.
Though | speak with the tongue
| of Joe Cannon or Bryan, and have
not profit, I am become as sound
ing brass or tinkling cymbal.
And though ] have the gift Of
property, and understand all mis-
chief, and have all knowledge SC
that I could build railroads, ano
have not profit, / am nothin<
And though / exercise all my
| wits to skin the poor, and though
| / give their bodies to be burned
and have not profit, it ayaileth me
nothing.
Profit lasteth long and is fine
profit dwindleth not; worketh no1
itself and is not pulled up.
Doth not bereave itself un
necessarily; leayeth not his oWn;i'
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01
A SERMON TO THE DOCTORS

Hello, Doc! / know you are a
clever old humbug, and / can't
help but like you, but the object
of this sermon is to find out what
you are good for.
Set down your colored water
and bread pills on that-thar stump
and let's talk awhile.
You look like sensible man,
and maybe you know a right.
smart, but what can you do?
That's the question.
You pretend like you can just
almost raise the dead with one.
mighty shake of your drotted
little pill-box, and here you go
galloping over the country, pour
ing sick people full Of slop and
collecting big fees, and when one
happens to- get we'll anyhow, you
swell out your well-fed belly and
exclaim: Behold what I did
with my little pill box!''
And the worst Of it is that so
many of the people believe you.
They just think if they can get
tanked up on about six gallons of
your Doodlebug Draps they will
soon be able to pick up a bull by
the tail and throw him over the
barn.
Poor pitiful plugs! They don't
know any better, / reckon. But
you diked up doctor doinses-
you know better. You know that
nine tenths of your belly-wash
amt worth the rain water and
poke-berries it takes to make it.
You know if you was half dead
you would fight a circle saw be-
fore you would take your own
medicine. =
But this drug-doping devilment
is a fine full tit for you pill-pouch
parasites, and of course you won't
turn loose till you are choked
loose.
It's a puzzle to me the way you
fellers operate, anyhow. Other
people don't get pay for doing a
piece of work unless they do it.
When | pay the grocer for sack
of -four | expect to get the flour.
When | hire a man to build a
house or dig we'll, I expect him
to do the work otherwise he
gets no pay.
But you doctor fellers must
have pay for looking wise and
making blind, staggering guess
at something. Hit or miss, it's
all the same price. Funny bust
ness | call it.
Suppose I wade in mud pud-
die and get the hookies, or eat
too many cabbages for dinner
and have q main ACROSS tho small
The fool-killer., 1912-07-01
AN GRAFTON.

BY J. w. EAGLIN.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26
~ TOILETTE WOOL
PASSES THE SENATE.
Ten Insurgcnt Republicans Vote
NTH Democrats Against
Standpatters.

Washington, July 26-Ten pro
gres5ire republicans overthrow the
regular republicans in the senate
Late last night and Joined with
democrats i'll passing the La Fol
lette woolen tariff revision bill as
substitute for the democratic
measure framed by the house of
representatives. The LA Toilette
bin was adopted by vote of Al
to 20, less than two hours after
the republican leaders had achiey-
ed what they believed was a vic
tory, when compromise submitted
by Senator Penrose was passed IN
the committee OF the whole.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26
MANk SUES HIS WIFE
FOR PUNCHING BAG
Plaintiff Demands Articles Which
He Claims are His Own.

Baltimore. Md, July Walter
NaJr sue dhis wife. Ann Eta
Mayr yesterday. for half their
household furniture He estimates
in his suit that the goods he seeks
possession oil are worth 81 .ooo
Mayr enumrrates in the st of
three score articles he attached 10
his complaint the following
One punching bag and frame
One oil painting.
Two Royeroft- books.
Set Of Gibbons Rise and Fail
Of Rome
one set books Of Progress OF Art.
One bath rug
One turkish prayer rug
Included in the remainder are
valuable Turkish rugs, mahogany
bedroom. dining room and living
room chars and other furniture.
The plaintiff alleges his wife is
holding the furnishings at the resi-
dence He says the complete fur
nishines Of the home are worth
$1,000. but that the articles he
demands are his own personal prop
ty interest
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26
TX AtiioMA SWEEPS
THE INDIAN TRIBES
Government Expert Finds go et
40 Per Cent of Oklahoma Red
Men Have Disease

tAlesi.r, Ok July TT Or
Daniel " White. United States
dye and iraehoma expert al large
who Is here under the direction of
the department al the interior in
pestigating and treating Indians af-
| flicted with diseases OF The eve.
particularly trachuma today re-
turned 10 Chicago proofs af A bro
chure which he, together WHh Or
Charles + Treiblv= frs. lieutenant
VI r. c Z s. 4. viii shortly rnb-
/ 1h and in these are found many
items Of interest relaIfns Ia III $
disease and it's prevalence apona
the Indians in oklahoma.
The article is professional md
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

In these days or high cost of
living, d medicine that gets man
ap out of bed and able to work IN
fcU DAYS is a valuable and vel
come remedy. John Heath. Michi-
san Bar, Cal. had kidney and blad-
der trouble, vas confined to his
bed. unable to turn without help.
/ commend using Foley Kidney
pills and can truly say was re-
Heyed at once" His example is
worth following.
Curtin Drug Co. North side
Square; Curlin's Pharmacy, West
Side Square. d&w
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TIIt ~\lfDS RECb\ClIED
90 TO CHILDHOOD HONlt,
.goi,u Beai Sn"ed and Wife VIII
Nal. Home in Georgetown.

Wake Ii'ltt III ''''t S'''"h.
For, Worth. Texas. July &c
Mrs Lena Sneed and her hus-
#tu.l. John Beal Sneed, slayer of
Cant. \ G, Boyce, have become
rrconrlIed and Will return TO their
rhsI}aeeH home at Georgetown
sFev.~. to i've. according TO a dis
4zIaA received Thursday from
eI=ua
There in the little Texas city.
= mere HE two played together as
it44eireft. and where they became
college sWeethearts at the South
western University. Sneed and his
4ffr viii take up again the broken
threads Of their domestic life. The
Fast forgotten. these principals in
he most sensational murder case
In ne history Of Tarrant county,
vii live for the future ii their
$50 children.
Mr. aud Mrs. sneed are sad now
10 be II Dallas with Mrs. Sneed $
mother, Mrs. T $. Snyder of Clay
ton, y NJ. visiting ce1atiHes
Since his trial for the killing
ii Bolce last winter, sneed. it is
reported, has heen endeaforins to
Bring bout a reconciliation With his
Nife list week il Is said, Mrs.
5eoad came 10 Fort Worth. She
6e- her husband at a local noel
ii Is sad. and went With him to
Dallas
1t was given out At the hotel
8Hat Mr. Sneed accompanied BY
! John Rlanton, personal friend.
called ii the hotel a lew dogs ago
The hotel manaaement refused to
deny or affirm the report that
Ms sHeed also had been there.
Sueed and his wife have been
separated since November When
placed by her husband IN the Ar
Hnet4a Heights sanj1arium last
NeYember. Mrs. sneed eloped With
Al Boyee. Jr After being trailed
Winnipeg, Canada. she vas
brought hacI, 70 Fort Worth. The
i Killing OF the elder Boyee by Sneed
III tie lobby Of the Metropolitan
aotel followed soon alter
\ hung jury resulted Ia the trial
tia, followed The county attor-
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26
CONFE.SSER FORGEK SAYS
HE POSSESSES FOKTu vt
Quarter Million in Florida Claimed
By Man Held in Oakland.
California, Jail.

Oakland. Cal, July 26.-In a
confession yesterday to the police.
Carl H. Westcott. alias John r.
Stomart who. it is said acknoul-
edges having forged many small
checks, declared he is heir to s25o.-
900 left him by his grandfather and
held in trust in Florida
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

Don't overlook the fact that you
have to vote for chairman of the
county executive committee tomor-
row. We need good progressive
democrat for this position. There
are two names on the ticket. Find
out for whom and for what they
stand and vote accordingly.
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90

Barry Miller does decidedly BET
ter work on the bench than he does
on the stump. He can convict the
gamblers and liquor law violators
almost as fast as Golquitt can
pardon them.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

The Daughters of the Confedera-
cy invite everybody to attend the
social at the home OF F. B. kenner
on College street Friday night. Re-
freshments will be served Free
will offering for the monument
fund
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

Il will do no harm for Ramsey
and Colquitt each to be represented
on the board Of judges and clerks
fomoirow. Let everything. so far
as Ellis county is concerned, be
done far and square.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

Nearly all the Ellis county voters
have expressed themselves n favor
Of Judge Lancaster and Daniel +,
Garrett fer ngressfnefl II large.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26
Standing of Contestants in Dur.
hams 500 Piano Contest

Tho Daily Light wan. aus mean
wonderful opportunities 70 vou
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

A. has always been its custom.
the Daily Light viii give you The
Gle hon return at an Early hour
tomorrow night
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

Entered at the Waxahacie rostofffce a.
Mail Matter ot thr Second Class.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26
CONSTIPATION.
IS Cause and How to Cure it.

Lat too much,
Stomach feels bloa,ed,
All out of sorts,
Don't feel like work to-day. Guess
I've another case Of biliousness.
Take anything"
YES; some pills, but no results; slip
pose IN getting ironclad. Sometime
double the dose, then they physc NE SO
hard IN too weak TO work. Think III
have to try something new
Ever try Prickly Ash Bitters?'
NO, I've heard a good deal about i,
but never tried it"
well, you'll be pleased with the 1e-
suits
The purgatlve action Of Prickly Ash
Bitters not only removes hard impac-
tons, gas and impurities, but it strength
ems the muscular action OF the bowels
which causes them to move regularly.
Prickly Ash Bitters is bowel tome
and regulator in the trucst sense. 1t
promotes daily excavations, establishes
healthy movements and is the best
known remedy for disordered digestion,
fatulence and constipated habit.
d. NJ Backwelder, OF Litchheld, III. says in
the LHehatid Mrs. I am perfectly willing, i'll
fact glad to testify to the value OF Ptckiy Ash
Bitters as a medicine for the kidneys, stomach
and bowels. have used it whenever l needed
anything of the kind for the last fifteen years
and 1t has always given satisfaction.
Get the genuine with the figure
''3'' in red on front label.
Sold by druggists. Price SLIGO.
CURLIN'S TWO DRUG STORES
Special Agents.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

Obituaries. resolutions oil respect cards
OF thanks ali matter not NEWS will be
charged ior 1t he rate 81 cents pei line
Poetry at double price.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-26

Any erroneous reflection upon the
character, standing or reputation oil any
person, firm or corporation that may ap-
pear in the columns OF the Daily Light
Will be glad corrected upOn its being
brought 10 the attention OF the manage
ment.