Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16
ONLY "A FEW MORE WEEKS.


Y ne pIlue is one OF the beautiful n
accomplished younger society women
of our city. The groom is a prominent
glue merchant of Oskaloosa, la.
The presents are numerous and cost
ly.
The double ring service was used
n the bride entered to the beautiful
strains of "~Lohengrin," carrying a huge
poquet OF brides roses n wearing a
diamond necklace and a bridal veil.
The newly married couple left the
mousse amid a shower of rice and old
shoes for an extended wedding journey
through the east. visiting Peavey June
tlon. Owosso and other points and will
be at home after June 3. at the resi-
OF the brides parents.
DOESN'T THIS SOUND NATURALo
Class motto: Tonight we lay the
cornerstone
Presentation of diplomas.
Salutatory: 1.-The Women of To-
day"
Miss Beatrice Josephine Hipp.
Song.
Grafton: Beyond the Alps Lies
Italy"
Mr.. T. rockingham Butts.
Essay: Work and Wiz
MISS Anastasia Saphronia PEBBLES.
Grafton: "How to Run the Govern
melt,'
Mr. Tobias William Sphinx.
selection by mandolin orchestra.
oratlon: Julius Cesar"
Mr.. j. Percival Dinkey.
Essay; Look Up, Lift Up"
Miss III. Pansy Tibbits.
Grafton: The Future of Our Coun
Mr.; Wilberforce Archibald Binks.
Naledlctory: The Mistakes of SOL
Mr.. Emerson Longfellow Kidd.
A JOB WORTH WHILE.
They a that every little bow
T1as got the chance some day to be-
The president of this great land,
And that job certainly looks good
to me.
1 never used to think I'd care
To be the president bekuz
From what I'd heard it seemed to me
The hardest job that ever was.
But read sumpin' yesterday
ihat changer my mind about the
thing.
I'm going to be the president
l grow up. OF bust, by jung,
You see the papers say, bekuz
He is a man of such great fame,
He gets a silver annyul pass
10 every big league baseball game.
The DAYS.
The melancholy days are here.
The saddest days of all the wear.
Housecleaning time is drawing near.
Oh. amt 1t awful, Mabel?
When father eats his humble fare
Here. there and almost everywhere.
Without recourse to any chair.
Or e'en to any table.
When all of our folks fume and fret.
And discord is the one best bet.
And short replies are all you get
To n sort of question.
When father Uses language dr,1de
And gulps his food in ann rude,
And does not see that it is chewed.
And ruins his digestion.
the air is charged with dynamite.
And all the fates do hold a spite
And seem to want to start a fight
With neither sense nor meaning.
There's no joy in the old home nest.
When father cannot find his vest,
In married life the supreme test
comes with the spring housekeeping.
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THE MOWER.
Breathes there a man with soul SO
Who never to himself hath said:
Tomorrow / arise at dawn
TIC NOW the lawn"
Yells there a cat, whose piercing
scream
Disturbeth not this poor mans dream
And till midnight keeps him awake
For loves sweet sake.
Ticks there a clock whose prompt
alarm
Though faithful. does not lose its
charm
To him whose slumters it would stem
At 4 a. m.?
Sleeps there a wife, ~ any chance
Who knows where he can find the
pants
That last a he was wont to use
And hts old shoes?
Lives there a man who ever found
His lawn mower till he'd hunted 'round
The neighborhood about an hour,
With temper sour?