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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-01-16

s84e-Boy's Russian Suit with Kniek-
erboekers. A Comfortable and
The state herald., 1912-11-22

safely within. II was about that time
that the entire ncighborhoods forsook
their beds and began the turning In OF
riot calls for the police. Patrolman
Charles Tickey. As brave man as
ever wore n star. responded TO tho
call, Calamity he advanced toward
the woodshed. Less calamity but In
the superlatiyo speed. he suddenly be.
gan retreat. Three times Patrolman
Hickey bit the dust The creature re-.
BponsIble once bit his leg and once
rammed horn through the trouser
leg OF his uniform. Then. with final
"ba.a.aa" OF triumph. II turned and
gamboled on. Patrolman Tlekoy sat
up slowly and watched II disappear.
"a goat" he mumbled through his
chattering teeth: only n goat-a
blamed Angora goat"
Then he reEained HIS feet. passed
his hand languidly over the most Wi.
nerablc point in his rear, and walked
to the wood shed
"Yo kin come out nowl" ho shouted
through the cracks: "yo kin come out
The damages did"
The state herald., 1912-11-22
RIOT CALL CAUSED
BY CURIOUS GOAT
SIumber of Tired Man Is Broken
When Angora Goes on a
Rampage.
NEIGHBoRs IN PANIC
Thought He Heard Demons Laugh,
Which Was Followed by Such
Shock That Whole World Seemed
to Tremblc-Patrolman Flees.

Chicago.-With his bare feet hang
ing over the railing of his rear porch
at 1900 West Twenty-second street.
early the other morning, John Boland
slept. Suddenly the cool breeze that
filtered through the texture Of his pa
jamas was tempered with a warmer
breath, concentrated on John Bolands
throat. Hairs, pliable but stilf. fol-
lowed the warmer breeze, and sudden
ly interpolated into the mans pleasant
dream an inquisitive devil. who quite
gently seemed to be prying out his
thorax with the official pitchfork
John Boland went on with his
deserted his front. But of sudden
from behind there came the demons
laugh. Followed such shock that
the whole world trembled. John Bo-
land awoke. He found himself hur-
tling through the clear night air at
express train speed. while In his rear
came still the fearful laugh. now elon-
gated into prolonged "ba-a-a."
The shock of his landing complete
ly awakened the man. Smarting and
sore. Boland turned stiffiy and looked
over his shoulder Through the vague
night light he saw the devil. 1t was
white and had four legs. but its as
sortment of horns seemed to be nor
NAL. The thing let out another laugh,
which mingled with Boland's screams
for help. The devil was charging for
ward in a second attack. Boland
rushed for the woodshed in the rear
of the yard. Twice during the dash
he was overtaken and helped forward
on his way. Twice he changed his
screams of fear TO those of pain.
Before third attack he had gained
the woodshed and locked himself
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Calumet Ends Dad Luck.

Remember when you were younEster.
what n trial baking day vast II Mother
was lucky, everything went nnoly-hui u
she had bad luck" her cakes and her
pies and her bread were failures. Her
success In baking seemed TO depend al
most altogether on luck"
Nowadays there's no such thing an
baking luck" ~ least, not in the kitch-
ems OF the up-to date cooks. Simply bo-
cause Calumet Baking Powder has smash
ed that old time idea. II has made bAk-
Ing sure Of success. II has made mex
perienced cooks nble 10 bake perfectly.
and day after day Il IL saving hundreds
OF dollars worth OF time and materials by
doing away with costly failures.
Calumet Baking Powder IL the purest
baking powder mnde-nnd guaranteed not
only 10 BE pure. but 20 stay pure In tho
CAN and In the BAKING. Calumet has
twice been officially Judged the BEST
baking powder made-reooiyinK tho high
est awards at the Worlds Pure Food Es-
positions In Chicago dtJD and in Paris
iigi2l. Adv.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
RASH WAS MASS OF SPOTS

S11h Washington ST., Salt Lake
City. Utah-"I was first alarmed by
an Itchy feeling all over my arms and
q rash Of tiny spots came out. The
rash was mass Of spots like measles
and developed into running sores. The
itching was terrible and / would
scratch something awful. l tried a
treatment but It availed not. l then
decided to try Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. After the first application
the itching stopped wonderfully. The
cure which followed was a marvel to
me for l thought never would get
better. This was three years ago and
! have as clear skin as any one may
wish. Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured me entirely" tSigned) Miss
Kate NJ. Dobson, Mar. IS, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. l., Boston" !"
Adv.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
JUST WHAT THEY EXPECTED
Committee Made No Mistake When
They Looked for Almost InevIt-
able Comment.

A committee of investigating scien-
lists approached a lady.
Madam" said Professor Prewins.
the spokesman, Offering her magnif-
cent chrysanthemum of rare and love
ly hue. Madam, permit me to pre-
sent this flower to you as a token of
our high regard
She clasped the splendid blossom in
her lily white hand.
Breathlessly the committee waited
her reply.
How beautiful It is,' she answered.
What an exquisite shade of purple!
should love to have a dress of that
color"
Doctor Prewins nodded knowingly
to the committee. as If to say. II told
you 3d."
The committee winked to the pro-
fessor and whispered, You win."
The state herald., 1912-11-22
FLY HOLDS UP TEXAS TRAIN
swlms In Por,er's Coffee. Starts q
Row, and Damage Suits VIII
Ensue.

Waco. Ter-one ny. the other night
delayed n passenger train. caused tho
arrest Of Pullman porter and the
Ayowcd Intentions Of at least six pas.
nengora 10 sue tho railroad company
for damages. A Houthbound train due
In Waco al y. m found the Pullman
car. which Il nightly picks up here.
locked, the porter missing and angry
passengers eaeoratlnE tho company,
A hurried investigation showed that
the porter an hour before had asked
for cup OF coffee at n nearby rnsisu'
rant. had found ny In II. had start.
cd row with the proprietor and had
been locked up for disturbing tho
peace. leaving hla car neglected.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
A PENALTY OF AGE

The tendency Of advancing years to
restrict activity and exercise is re-
sponsible for the constipated condition
Of most elderly people. The wear of
years impairs the action of the bow
els and the digestive organs are more
sensitive to the demands upon them
and rebel more quickly. Cathartics
and purgatives are violent and dras-
tic in their action and should not be
used to correct constipation. A mild,
yet positively effective remedy, and
one that is recommended by physi-
clans as well as by thousands who
have used 1t, is the compound of SIM
pie laxative herbs with pepsin pre-
scribed by DR.. w. B. Caldwell over
thirty years ago and now sold by drug
gists everywhere under the name Of
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. Dr..
Caldwell wants everyone troubled with
constipation to try Syrup Pepsln and
will send trial bottle. free of charge.
to all who write for 1t. Address DR..
w. B. Caldwell, 2O3 West ST., Monti-
cello, III. Adv.
The state herald., 1912-11-22

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. feel very grateful that
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter II you wish. |
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge OF Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER. Cimarron. Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills. soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co,
Buffalo. N. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music OF National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dlshe8 All 3 sent free.
Adv
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Farms for Children.

Perhaps the smallest farms In the
world. each four by eight feet. have
been devised by Mrs. Henry Parsons
for the International Chlldrens School
Farm league. and demonstrated in
New York. Each child becomes owner
OF his dimlnutiye farm. in which he
works. grows and harvests seven dif'
ferent kinds OF vegetables, and these
are borne by him In triumph TO his
family. About each farm 10 an is-lnoh
path. which he keeps In order: under
his instructor II becomes tiny OBJ
jeot lesson In good roads.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Her Name Was No. Polly Ticks.

During the late campaign an Illinois
candidate for the legislature was driv-
ing through the country. seeking votes
among the farmers. when he met a
young man in farmers garb. walking
by the roadside.
Having in mind prospective vote.
he stopped his horse. and saluting him
in a familiar manner. inquired:
Are you paying any attention to
politics nowadays?"
The young man stopped, looked at
him suspiciously, and drawled out:
mo, stranger; that don't happen to
be my gals name; but ef 1t was,
wouldn't think It was any OF your
burned business"
This ended the interview as well as
the prospect.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
HOW GIRLS
May AVOID
PERIODIC PAINS
The Experience of Two Girla
Here Related For The
Benefit of Others.

Rochester, N. Y.-"I have daugh-
ter l3 years old who has always been
very healthy until recently when shs
complained of dizziness and cramps every
month, SO bad that would have to keep
her home from school and put her to bed
to get relief.
After giving her only two bottles Of
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound she is nov enjoying the best Of
health. ! cannot praise your Compound
too highly. l want every good mother
to read what your medicine has done for
my child. Mrs. RICHARD N. DUNHAM,
3l1 Exchange St, Rochester, NY.
Stoutsville, Ohio. -"I suffered from
headaches, backache and was very irreg-
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Not Needed.

While a travelling man was waiting
for an opportunity to show his sam.
pies to merchant in little back
woods town in Missouri. customer
came in and bought couple of night.
shirts. Afterwards a long. lank lum.
herman. with his trousers stuffed in
his boots, said to the merchant:
What was them ere that feller
bot7'
Might shirts. Can sell you one or
two?"
"Naup. reckon not" said the Mis-.
sourlan; Il don't set around much o.
nights.
The state herald., 1912-11-22

thanks for what Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for me.
/ had taken other medicines but did not
find relief. Miss CORA B. FosNAUGH,
Stoutsville, Ohio, RED, No. !.
Hundreds Of such letters from moth
ers expressing their gratitude for what
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has accomplished for their daugh-
ters have been received by the Lydia z.
Pinkham Medicine Company, Lynn. Mass.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Shop Talk.

The Inventor was talking to himself.
what with my heatless iisht. my
loaklesa fixtures. my invisible aahean
and my disappearing bed. have made
the life OF the urbanlto well worth the
living"
'Wrongl" corrected the down.
weighted Benedict. You have yet TO
perfect the footloss meter and the
vanishing gas blll"-Judge.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
hla su.plolon. Arou,,d.

Leeturer-All statistics prove that
the blonde woman ia more dlnioult TO
get along with than the brunette.
Astonished Man In the Audience
(stnrting upl-Are you certain OF the
faotI
Locturer-it In fact,
Astoninhed Man-Thon believe my
wito'a black hair In dyed.
The state herald., 1912-11-22

Manager-Yes, the old farmer was
a little skeptical about our wild man
really being wild. but satisfied him.
Fat Man-You did? How?
Manager-Why. ! told him the wild
man was bigamist who once had 16
wives.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
nlnnrrnt klna-

''i'vo got a chicken for you IL"
SSH Como over hero whero my
wife can't hear you. Now. what's her
nhmof-
This Ia a chicken your wife ordered
Tor your Sunday dinner"
The state herald., 1912-11-22

my breath was
short and | had
chills and back
ache. / took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return OF the
palpitations. Am
now SO years old,
able to do lots OF
manual labor, am
The state herald., 1912-11-22
n,an In Lunn.

New York Pour year old Nollla
CONNER ID dead Of pneumonia deyel,
oped from bean Ia her right lung
The child drew Il 10 while playing
with n bean short
The state herald., 1912-11-22

ular. A friend ad-
vised me to TAX 9
Lydia E. Pinkham's
v e & e table Com
pound, and before l
had taken the whole
Of two bottles I
found relief. l am
only sixteen years
old, but l have bet
ter health than for
two or three years.
/ cannot pxDrpaa nv
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Gstremen.

ought these two articles TO 80 un-
der tho same hoadinE1'
mo. they are not on tho same foot.
Ing"
The state herald., 1912-11-22

Red Gross nss Blue makes the lsundres-
happy. inakss clothes whittier than snow.
All rood Eroerfs. ADV.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Rraln Ean.

Poor Diekoy has nervous prostra.
ton"
what caused ~"
''iio designed nil the menu cards
for his cousins pink tea"
The state herald., 1912-11-22
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

took about G boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which l had suffered for years.
had dizzy spells. my eyes puifed.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS

II you feel "out of sorts"-"run down. or got tho
blues suffer from kidney bladder, ,ncry ous iseasek
chronic weaknesses, ulcers Kin cruptions p sc
write for my FREE book. Il Is tho mos Instructive
medical book ever written. Ittells NIL about thess
French hemedy dy.THERAPION" No. /, Eo.z, No.B
and you can decide for remedy for
your nilnent Don't send cent Its absolutely
fREk. No follow up circulars. Dr.LeCiercMed.
Co.. Havcrstocx Rd. Hampstead, L~.sss, kAs-
The state herald., 1912-11-22

You can always ret a 10, for YOU
monsy n you patronlfe real eatat'
dealer.
The state herald., 1912-11-22

Mrs. winsio-'s Soothing Syrup for Children
tseihinT. softons the gums. reduce. innAmm.-
lion. Aliaya pain cures ~lad collie, 10 bottle IN
The state herald., 1912-11-22
oseuIatory Nerve,

The Maid-Biiiy Brown says have
Tho prettlort mouth In tho world,
The Man-pid haf 10 put mine up
against Il any day English Magazine.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
is half the herd.

do well in cold storage.
the garden In the fall. II possi-
increases the acreage with
fease Of taxes.
b hay 10 a very good feed for
~ COW. and corn silage Is also
great advantage in the poultry
: IL the quick returns on the
hent.
corn meal for the skim milk
b good substitute for the more
I've oil meal.
easy for one man, with a lit
b during the brooding season.
= 1000 chickens.
Iouble the amount of milk per
ID cut the cost Of milk produc-
two-build a silo.
production OF green ducks is
to be a large business, espe-
3n the eastern states.
Pom a well-nourished dam and
thy strain of animals, the pigs
need attention at farrowing
should not as a rule be turned
bore corn at one time than
An eat up clean In two or three
runing the orchard of diseased
and twigs. the pruning shears
be sterilized before and after
foperation.
. ought to have all the corn
fcan properly digest II they are
y pushed along and put quickly
the market.
care of the teats should al.
be observed by the mixer. and
they get hard and rough should
pinted with vaselIne.
e spent In cleaning up an or
In the fall OF the year will be
rewarded with better and
er fruit the next season.
little pig. Just like growing
needs sunshine. In both cases
Inns to be n sort OF tonic that
the best development possible.
rh the lame eve and see II she
In the first stages OF foot rot.
like II from here. though Il
BE- that her hoof only needs trim.
len you see the sheer nibbling at
sides take good look at them.
is something wrong See II you
ind something wrong. See II
PANT fnd some ticks.
ID silos. grow less acres OF corn
)tilize the whole crop in It's best
and grow alfalfa on the corn
Pge saved for cheap. palatable.
grown balancer for corn.
ve n light poultry house. admit.
4 plenty OF fresh air without pro
ps direct drafts Of air. The
p OF most diseases cannot live In
air or very strong light.
yield OF IL tons OF silage may
D be obtained from one acre OF
Allowing 30 pounds OF silage as
ply ration. one acre OF corn will
sh four cows with nilnsc for 200
bright. Intelligent man. good
pgcr and n close observer will
more than HIS wages In the
pnt OF work he will accomplish.
In maintaining tho condition OF
)eam.
p value OF rape or any non.legu.
Pus crop for green manure will
(nd very materially upon the mo.
Picai condition OF the soil and tho
lion Of crops which Ia prac,iced
J the land.
house 20 accommodate n single
does not need grea, deal Of
|ils,ion, although there should be
Psh 10 keep the air In good condi,
but where a doEen or more hogs
Kept In the same house perfeo,
llntion Ia necessary.
, fntten poultry for market. 70.
'c from tho yards and place. with
oyercrowdlns. In a coop which
hld be provided with n canvas
hr to draw down and keep tho In.
los In darkness. DO not feed for
~ sir hours after placing In tho
D. and then food all thay will
The state herald., 1912-11-22

Keep the hoe sharpened.
| A check rein 10 cruelty.
Soy beans are rich in protein.
Spread the farm manure In winter
Tall weeds should be moved and
burned
Selling the fertility Of the soil is
a poor way to get rich.
1t is important that some grain bs
fed pigs intended for the market.
Storm windows should take the
place Of wire screens on the house.
After your crop is made the prob
lem is how to sell It to the best advan-
tage. -e.
The department Of agriculture says
that rats 90 an annual damage of
100000. 900.
Feeding chicks when too young and
too much at time are fruitful sources
of bowel trouble.
While you are at II, why not get
on the track CT some better stock
than you have ever kept!
The young trees should be banked
with earth. which will keep water
from settling about them.
Gardens should be cleared from
all remains OF the seasons crops and
prepared for the next year.
The heifer bred too early always
remains stunted In growth and her
milk flow is shortened for all time.
II you'll save little seed corn
earlier In the season. you'll save a
little money later In the season.
The leaves Of trees that Gan be
gathered in any quantity during win
ter and spring are very valuable.
The best compost heap is the ma
nure of horses. cattle. sheep. hogs.
and fowls. All such should be saved.
The cow-testing movement, being
an organized effort for Improvement,
is conducive to better community
spirit.
For the amount OF money invested
in the poultry business. It pays a
larger profit than any other farm
specially.
Silage is very nearly as cheap as
pasture and In composition is prac-
tically the same. pound for pound. as
timothy pasture.
Plow the garden this fall and see
how II goes TO be able to work the
soil which. In the early spring. had
this fall plowing.
| a
n heavy coat OF wool he will be able
to endure cold rains and sleep with
out warm shelter.
The yards and sleeping quarters
must be kept dry and clean. as i'm.
pure air and dampness are two things
that n sheep cannot endure.
A profitable crop cannot be grown
on land deficient In humus. which is
the same thing as rotted sod or rot
ted manure. with fertilizer alone.
A part OF the poultry on the farm is
that coyey OF quail you have observed
in the back fields somewhere, and a
little attention to those small fowls is
worth while.
II II not bad practice to treat the
wheat seed to liquid spraying OF
one pound OF formRldehyde In forty
gallons OF water. It will prevent the
smut damage.
Il h' Ahe'N VI Aht
dairyman is TO Increase the amount
OF manurinl substances and apply
hem where they are most needful by
/ the growing crops.
There is one big advantage In SOW.
Ing the winter wheat late and that is
you stand good chance to escape
the Hcssian ny. which does 80 much
damage 10 the wheat fields.
In feeding the cows do not give
them moro than they can use readily.
Any feed that In left In tho hangers
after the cows are through will nat.
urally represent certain amount OF
waste.
brood sowp should have a quiet.
warm. dry place where their littera
The state herald., 1912-11-22

Sometimes burglar leaves little to
be desired.
The state herald., 1912-11-22
Important 70 Motnsrn

Examine carefully every bottle OF
cABToRiA. a nafo and sure remedy for
lnfanta and children. and SEQ that II
The state herald., 1912-11-22
rauiyooaI.

Thrifty HABITS arc your friends"
Yes, ! suppose n man nowadays Ia
known by tho bank accounts he
teepp,"
The state herald., 1912-11-22
HIs Authority.

Il thought you told me that man
was golden.mouthed speaker"
well, had It from his dentist"
The state herald., 1912-11-22
scst ssseIlss lbs
WHY Wooer.

Ardent Suitor-'I lay my fortune at
your feet" Fair Lady-"Your fortunoi
| didn't know you had one" Ardent
Suitor-"Well. Il Isn't much OF for
tune. but II will look large beside
those tiny feet,"-Boston Transcript
The state herald., 1912-11-22

While you are at 1t, why not get
on the track CT some better stock
than you have ever kept?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-08-20
It WAS WELL WORTH
THE PRICE CHARGED

LeavcnwOrth kan Aug 20.-Rene
Elliott. AN Atchlson woman, came to
Loaveuworth and after consulting an
attorney aud ending that She could
not collect damages by means OF
suit against J. II Cannaday, or
Iansirg. pf0flred a rawhide and
going 10 Cannadays home admins
tered whipping
on the evening OF July 3, Minnie
Cauuady. ll-yea-old daughter OF
Mrs. Cannady, left home TO 20 TO
bland concert She met the Elliott
woman. who returned to Atchlson.
but the cannaday girl is aid %
have spent the night on the-reaerva-
ton with Il soldier Canuady caused
a warrant to be issued for the sold
fer and the Elliott woman and they
were brought bac 10 Atchison me
next day to answer to an abduction
charge. Both were discharged al
their preliminary. the Cannady girl
,estiiyiug thar she Went OF her own
accord
After thc whipping OF Cannaday'
Mrs Elliott was arrested on a
charge of assault and before JUS
Uce of he peace ar Lansing was
fined .+
WAS worth 81
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-08-20
OWNERS OF CARS ARE
REQUESTED TO AID

The Master Bakers Association Of
Oklahoma will hold its annual con-
yention in Guthrie on Aug 21 and
22 Headquarters will be at the Hotel
lone As this is statewide organi-
cation and is composed of business
mei from all over the state, It IS
desired to make their stay in Guthrie
as pleasant and profitable as possible.
Therefore, will all owners of auto
mobiles who possibly can do so
please signify their willingness to
helm entertain these people by assist
inc in giving them a ride about the
more interesting portions of the city
ON Thursday afternoon at hVe'
August %. All who are willing 10
do this will please phone W. NJ.
Ritzhaut 40. %. as soon as possible.
rs Ne must arrange for this trip ac-
cordine 10 the number Of delegate we
have. Please respond promptly
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-08-20
GIRL GORED To DEATH
BY MAD COW
lB1 AssoeIated Presg.l

Philadelphia. Aug 2G--Miss Dor
othy C.. Bowman, debutante and
one OF the leaders Of the city's
younger social set died in the Jeffer-
son Hospital today from blood pois
cnng. Ire result Of compound
fracture OF the Ieg. Sustained at her
summer home. when she was at
tackled by a COW long regarded rs the
pet OF the family
Miss Bowman. who is the daugh-
ter of B. Frana Bowman. % retired
coai operator was showing some
friends about her fathers estate
when they came across calf thar
VAS standing beside It's mother. The
Young oman led the calf out Of am
enclosure so that her riends might
clress the Young animal and the COW
suddenly became enraged and charg-
ed ner
Miss Bowman was thrown 70 the
ground and in trying % escape strm-
0led over an otsaWctlou and sus-
taned the fracture which resulted
hi her doatu. She was hurried 20
this cIty iu a special train. lntern-
al injuries produced a septic wound.
Blood poisoning developed and Miss
RoWmau lapsed into unconsciousnes
from which She never rallied until
today
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-08-20
CHINESE PIRATES
LOOT AN ISLAAO TOWN

Hong Kong. China Aug. pa
large body Of pirates on the island, OF
Cheung Chow which is used chiefly
as a missionary sanitarium. attacked
the police force. killed Indian police
lcan and two other officers and then
looted the houses OF twenty-seven
hundred inhabitants. The pirates Sc
cured ten thousand dollars from one
pawn shop Pirates kidnapped the
government tax collector European
inhabitants all escaped unhurt