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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
WHEN TINE KIDNEYS FAM
Albuquereue People Have Found
THAT ~ Healtn Quickly Fellows.

Nhuquerguo People Have Found
THAT 10 Healtn Quickly Fellows.
DO you ever feel that you simply
amt 50 any furthor-that you must
have rest from that lame and aching
back-relsof from the constant dead
tired foolng--frcedom from those
slabblng. dartlng pains9 LIKELY your
Kidneys are worn and tired and need
help. The kidneys work night ana
day, removing urls acid from the
blood ana other waste created BY eH-
erciso Of strength and energy. Natnr-
ally a life OF unusual activity doubles
the duties az the kidneys and IN time
the strain tells. Doan's kidney Pills
have brought new strength 90 thou
sands Of bad backs and quick relief
10 weakened kidneys, Let them 90
the some for you.
Charles O'Mailey, Tis Main Ave,
East I.an Vegas. A. NJ, says; "In 1907
( publicly recommended D0an's kid
ney Pills and az this time. can COR
roborata the statement ! then gave In
their praise. have had no further
need OF a kidney medicine, ~ the
cure effected has been permanent"
For sale by an dealers. Price soc.
Foster NilburH Co. Buffalo New
York, sole agents for the United
states.
Remember the name--Doan's-
and take no other. a.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Personally we are always little
suspicious OF the home where the
porch mat has welcome engraved on
1t, and tho man OF the house always
goes in through the back door. --Dallas
News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

It's a lovely little guessing contest
that is going on now in santa Re
over tho senatorial races The in
lamlble system h 10 pick a different
candidate every DAY. You'ii be sure
10 get the winner eventually
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Admiral Peaiy's attention Is re-.
specially called to the fact that
Amundsen permitted four other mem
bers OF his expedition TO accompany
him all the way to the South pole
Los Angeles ExproEa
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Secretary Knox appears to be mis-.
taking the Southern American repub-
lies for ono.night stands.-San An
tonic Light
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Tickets for Esiclle Gray Concert
Co, Elks' opera house, Monday even-
Ing March 18th. ready for disiribu.
tlon 20 employees only BY heads or
departments saturday. the iesh; mis-
cellaneous departments, baggage Of
flee. House open 10 the public S:25,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

How many an ahsent-minded man
his Old shotgun has cursed,
on finding that ID loading II he ram
med the wad in flrst.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

The Political Lid is on.
Teddy had a little hat
And threw II in the ring
When the people called; now he's all
balled
Up with the goldarn thing
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Now that they have found the
south pole what viii they DO with
the peeky thingg--Phoenix Gazette.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Lots hope mat the Kansas snow
this winter means an absence oi
grasshoppers ana drought next SUM
mer.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Colonel Roosevelt discharged juror.
can now sympathize with John d
Rockefeller who recently lost his SOB
as president OF the standard on com.
pany.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

When Violette gon Velvoteen found
stage life was a myth,
She lost some shape and color, and
became plain Maggie smith
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Champ Ciark's DAVIS seems 20 be
doing very nicely thank you
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

That unscrambled standard oil egg
Is making a noise like a spring
chicken.-San Antonio Light.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Free sugar on. well. We always
have that nround election day.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
In Other Sancfnms


baltimore hotelkeUpers win play
Baltimore American.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Trousdalo has boon recommend
edr for elk hundred dollars ana a
watch. Noble welIa-Fnrgoi
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Can Il be That che senatorial candl-
dates are riding 10 a Failg
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Uncle sam IL backing skin
game" the department OF agriculture
announced today.
Raising skunk skins on exclusive
skunk farms" ~ suggested by the
government In a bulletin boosting the
back 10 the farm" movement. II
says there Is a profit Ia black skunk
skins.
skunk" Is the official name given
~ the department. II eschcws "pole-
cat ana striped kitty" In telling
how TO be a boss skunk farmer. How
% make a most odorous success Of
skunk farming Is explained in detail
IN the official bulletin. II says "an-
tipathy of neighbors" has caused
failure IN raising slxunks IN the past.
Tho department only neglects TO tell
what uniform a skunk farmer should
wear and what ne should do with his
clothes after raising his crop Of
skunks.
skunks ore natural cannibais. the
department experts sGy. So skunk
farmers are advised 10 feed the ami
mais meat. and also green corn, clo-
yer. bread and tomatoes. salt
should not be given the skunks.
Every so skanks should have an
acre Of ground, the department bull
ietiu AYERS. The farm should also be
isolated far from neighbors Wire
Noting should fence the farm and be
buried underground several feet,
with a hang over 'or wire on TOP 20
prevent the animals escaping by dig
ging out or crawling over.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Nobody wants the office Of mayor
on Douglas. Aflsona. what's the
mattor--no pay. OF rccails
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

An income tax Is al risht--but viii
somebody please pint ne TO tho in
come.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

They shot the sherifi. Judge and exc
Attorney IN his turn;
Methinks / hear the bailln speak.
The court viii now adjourn"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

There be signs and porionts that
the press agent OF che latest editions
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Of the Mexican REVOLUTION 81 in dis-
press.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

The governor will be allowed
TO purchase his own shoes;
Such magnanlm.ity 10 him
is no cause for abuse.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Just received big assortment Of
w0men'a white canvas button skoes'
white huckskin shoes white cpuyas
pumps and ties, white bucksltln OK
fords aud strap mndnls az G. Mays
shoe Store. s1i West Central avenue.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

wANTED-cLEAN COTTON RAGS
AT HERALD OFFICE
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Congressman are chuckling with
amusement as they picture a court
scene possible II bill introduced BY
Representative smith CDem., Tex.) is
passed. The bill Is proposed
amendment 70 the Chinese exclusion
act and gives Cinnamon arrested for
being illegally IN fhis country the
right Of a trial by jury. That tho
Cinnamon may give oral testimony
before the jury and also submit de-
positions In defense Of their right 10
remain here also Is provided.
Tho bill provides for a United
States commissioner TO be the Judge,
with a jury similar in sizs 20 that OF
a justice OF the peace.
As an instance q the distance to
which buoys have travelled after be-
ing dislodged from station. inf0rmu-
ton has been received by the bureau
Of lighthouse. department Of conn
merce and labor. that a conical iron
buoy belonging 10 the United States
lighthouse service has been found
about three miles of Cape Clear, Ire
lard. In 1905 n United statos lght-
mousse HaEhltt uNuN Wda ANNNA AiNAA-
ing on MprriaRh strand. county
Glare, Ireland, and a whIstling buoy
belonging OF the coast Of California
was recently picked up by a Light
house tender on Hama, Maui 4. n.
For each MILDLY" graduated al the
United states Naval academy az AM
ap0lls. Uncle sam digs down into his
wallet for Sls.1S5.i4. This Is the per
capita cost Of producing ensigns from
the naval officers factory, according
20 estimates submitted by superin-
tondent Gibbons.
n 81 figured that l50 Is the aver
age number OF graduates each year
from the academy. Cost 81 maintain
ine the school. on basis OF 500 ca
diets, m 1911, was ss,es7,92i
While receiving their education
each mildly" receives $50 per month
IN salary for studying his lessons
hard. The cadets also have three
training ships. costing 100000 gn-
nualiy 10 maint9in, for their realistic
Instruction.
After graduating from tho Annap-
oils school, the young oiiioors receive
$500 year. and congress ~ now
considering increasing this % &l,sVO.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
ONE man Who MAKES ON Big fight

his trusy typewriter and evolving the
to Beat Johnson" which boosted his
salary from 5000 to $1,000 per week.
Wen. Corbett couldn't get In the spot
light with either johnson or Flynn In
this way, so after u little heavy think
ing he conceives the scheme of Calling
johnson coward and. fakcr. and
getting called liar In return with
sworn afidavits to that effect Result:
much desirable publicity for Mr.. Cor
bctt.
Every day the question. "Who was
the greatest fighter the ring has
known" pops up In some quarter and
pretty nearly every fan Is ready with
a different answer IT'S not go hard
however, to find the answer to tho
question. Who's the clcvcrest man
that ever became prizeflghter p"
Judged by the standard of clcverncss
as man, outside as well as inside the
ropes, it's safe to say that Jim COR
hctt has them all going.
gentleman Jim" was great boxer
In his prime. and he proved himself n
clever man In every way. before. dur
ing and after the time that he reached
the crest Of his pugilstiC career. Not
that he was especially successful at
corncrinE all the coin In sight when
the money was coming easy, for there
have been plenty of scrappcrs who have
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
MAN
FOR CLEAN SPORT
Football Captain Won't Accept
Money and Scholarship
Offered Him.

PRINCETON. n. J.-"Eddie" Hart,
captain of PrinCcton's champion foot :
ball team, will not allow hero wor-
shipping" alumni to dig down In their
pockets for the purpose of filling his
purse Just because he Is football hero.
Fo" the sake Of this principle Hart
today returned several hundred dollars
worth of checks sent him by Prince
ton alumni and declared he didn't care
to make money out Of his position In
football. lie also gave up a chance to
win n scholarship.
Hart had agreed to a magazine prop
Osition which called for him sending
letters to alumni in which he asked
them to subscribe tn the publication
and which would probably have Melted
him u few thousand dollars and a
scholarship. So popular Is Hart among
the alumni that for a week he has
been fairly swamped with replies. each
containing check for "A subscription
Of one or more years. After the first
batch of letters was received and Hart
was many dollars richer he thought II
unfair to the alumni. and sent out let =
tiers through the college publication
apologizing and returned the money.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
CUBANS PLAY
SWIFT BALL
May Figure In Worlds Cham
pionship Soon Says Faith
er OF Cuban Baseball"

Frank Bancroft, business manager
OF the Cincinnati Reds, who acted in
the same capacity for the Giants on
their Cuban trip this winter, II cnthu-
siastic over the prospects of baseball
In Cuba Bancroft has been watching
the progress of the game since 1879,
when he took the first professional
team to the Pearl of the Antilles. In
a recent interview he predicts that the
worlds championship games will event
ualiy be played In Havana. The Gu
bans call Bancroft the Father Of Base
ball In Cuba"
NO person on earth can appreciate
the growth of baseball In Cuba more
than can" said Bancroft. "Thc ad-
vancemcnt of the game since | came
here in 1879 with the Hop Bittcrs' II
simply astonishing. while ] may not
live to see II. ! predict that II will not
he many years before the worlds cham
pionship will he played between the
champions of America, cuba and ia
pan and other foreign countries where
baseball Ii getting "A firm hold
The cuhans are certainly quick to
pick up the fine points Of the game, and
when hear American players going
back home after being beaten down here
and giving all kinds Of excuses, laying
the blame on the climate. etc. II makes
me laugh While the American play
crs may not he used to the climate. and
II II to u certain extent a handicap. tho
, cold fact remains that the Cubans are
good bah players and win on their
merits.
American scouts In looking for tai
ent viii keep In touch with the coming
young Cuban players, and ! predict that
many more will he grabbed up 10y tho
league teams In future years.
1 cuba Is very fortunate in having
such a man ms Senior Jiminez to handle
| Baseball aairs. and the support that Is
given him by the sporting writer's can
not he beaten IN any city In America.
while the sport " kept as clean az 1,
now Is 10y the support Of the press, the
public and the players, baseball Is Ger.
tain to grow until II II equal to tn,
game In any country"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
FINDS FOREIGN WORDS
IN HIS TAX BLANK

Editor Evening Bulletin: Be-
ing fortunate enough to own a small
piece Of country property on the Is
land of Oahu. and also possessed of an
insane desire to pay my taxes. ! APP
piled to the assessors office for blank
tax assessment list. This being the
first piece of property that ever own
ed In Hawaii. of course, | was DESTROYS
of learning all could from the tax
assessment list. and on the second page
In the last paragraph that tells all
about Real Property" ! find the fol-
lowing:
Name OF III and Ahupuaa in which
situated. ."
Now, Mr. Editor. I am an American
citizen, in an American city, under an
American administration where the
American language II universally
spoken. and | can not see that this
Territory has any call on me to so
hunting around to find out what some
foreign words mean that have been
used in the tax assessment list, an
American tax list And, furthermore.
I do not propose to pay any taxes
until the instructions on the tax lists
are printed complete In the language of
the country that Is In power here.
certainly can not intelligently MI out
the tax list with foreign words inter-
spcrsed In the questions to be answered,
and no one can expect It from me.
Imagine California tax assessment
! list that read like this:
Name of and in
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
HULA WILL BE
DANCED TONIGHT


whether or not the hula Is to be
given as an added attraction at the
Kaai concert at the Opera House to
night for the entertainment of the
tourists on the Cleveland is OF little
moment, The average man or woman
in Honolulu cares nothing about II
The idea IL to entertain the tourists
The agitation against the dance has
had the effect OF creating n larger do
mand for tickets A business man. re
Gently returned from a world tour. said
Yesterday, in Speaking of the hula:
at is a mistake TO agitate agains,
Il From the view point of the aver
age tourist the national dance IA one
Of the assets of any country Will,
my wife and I were in strange place.
we made sightseeing visits to place
where such dances are given: Il wa
the rule among tourists rather than
the exception. After dinner at the
hotel In Cairo a party of US and thers
were a number of pure minded ladies
accepted an invitation to 60 TO tn,
coffee house and see the muscle dane
ers go through their gyrations. I dc
not recall an instance of a falling of
In the morals Of any of the party.
believe the same applies here wher
visitors from other parts Of the coun
try come to Hawaii TO see the country
and observe Its customs as they wer,
before Western civilization made t.
inroads."
The engraving herewith Is from
photograph, made for the purpose b,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
HULA Wins OUT
over PICTURES

Bonino's pictures OF the volcano are
NOT to be shown tonight at the Opera
House the hula being given on the
program instead This decision was
arrived at yesterday afternoon when
the Promotion Committee took the
matter up with the picture man.
The meeting was a hot and stormy
session during which time the hula
came in for a bad handling from 30.
nine. The members of the commit.
tee declared unanimously In favor OF
the hula. however and thus the pic.
lures of the famous volcano will not
flicker across the screen tonight.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
YOUNGSTERS ) / !
DEFEAT VETS

The Laeti youngsters cleaned up the
Brunswick Bake bowlers on the Y. NJ.
G. a. alleys last night. kidding" the
old timers out of lot OF pins.
Rietow was high score man for the
Lactis. with n mark OF 1888. while Har-
ris had high average, 1872 Il. Robin
son. an old Honolulu bowler with n
long list Of iaureis. struck u winning
stride. with rs and I72 respectively.
The Bank of Hawaii five and the
Players viii meet at 7:i5 tomorrow
night. Following are last nights
scores:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

CHICAGO, Ill - so you're
Jack Johnson. the champion!
Wen. you can have anything you
want In this court"
This was the statement of
Judge Rooney of the Thirty fifth
street police court when the big
pugilist got up in open court
and asked that the case Of his
brother, accused of perjury. be
continued because the johnson
attorney failed to appear.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
OVERHEARD ON THE
MAPLE BOUlEVAROS

For the losers r. Robinson, the one
time champion Of Honolulu, showed
that he hasn't lost all his form by tax
ing high score. l75, and putting up an
average OF 1862.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24
KAHANAMOKU FUND

The fund that will he used to send
Duke Kahanamoku and Vincent Ge-
moves to the mainland to try out for
the olympic team Is going along well
morning by Charles Barron as follows:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

Mrs. Hannah McDade, 10, fell thirty
feet to her death at her home at Law
renee, Mass. a piazza railing against
which she was leaning while hanging
clothes on line giving way
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

The National Association OF Retail
Groccrs opposes national parcels post
on the ground that II will drive small
retailers and establish the grip OF tina
mail order houses In small communi-
ties
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

Miss Catherine Norris. 80 years old,
of Lynn. drowned herself In u bathtuh
Al the home of her sister, Mrs J. T.
Barr, at Lowell Mass
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

The Laetis are team that will have
to he reckoned with, especially II they
cut out some OF the rough stun" and
get down to business
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

Although Wilkinson has been run
ming up high scores throughout thu
week In practise. he evidently didn'
save any for this game.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

Captain Franklin says unless his
team shows more class. he will send
to the Coast for IA couple Of cracks.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

The Floral Parade helps HonoIn.
LUIS business. DO you want 10 heIpI
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

The Hui Nalu club members have
been right on the job this week. To
date they have sold nearly $500 worth
and the Duke fund should he consid-
eraby swelled by the time the receipts
are Clipped into the general pot.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

Rietow got high score for the win-
ners with 1888, while Harris got high
average. 1862.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

Place your hand on the pulse OF
IIonoIulu's business world by being
n constant reader Of the Vast Ad
Section Of the Bulletin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

The Laetis had lots Of luck, bu
then. they played to win.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

A hint for Duke Kshanamoku and
Vincent Genovcs: There's distinct
difference between Honolulu and New
York at this time Of year, and the diff
ference isn't altogether In subways and
tall buildings. Feather leis and those
natty white shirts with the interlaced
II. n. aren't being worn much this
season on Broadway. and pneumonia
never yet helped swimmer cut cor
ncrs off worlds records.
A meeting Of the oahu Country Club
members viii he held Saturday even %
ing at $50 to consider the proposition
of making extensive improvements to
the clubhouse. After the meeting ad .
journs, the dinner party will come To
order
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-01-24

Bank Of Hawaii VS.. Players. Thurs
day. 7:45 y. m.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-11-28
LITTLE PRINCESS NAEN
- Now FIFTEEN
The ONLY Daughter Of the i>iu4 aud
Queen oi England.

IT. the December Woman Home
companion appears AN Interesting
recount ol the litl" Princess Mary
of England aho is the onla daugh-
Ter ot Inc KING and queen o. Eng
land She Is now fifteen wears old
She has live brothers. Geor2e, Al
bcr Prince OF Wales. Johu aud
Henry. M cXtraei from Tire arrielc
follows
A The age d tour the little prin-
cess began hef studies first In
ehatge= Of a eoserHoss, and later.
With ber five brothers, under drec-
tIon OF tIr Hansell At eight she
could 81" and knit. and wrote Il
bold, round hand. Il is curious That,
while all the women Of the British
royal family have a clear elegant
chirograpby. the men. even King
George himself. write q boyish. uni
formed hand
Al first as III the case. Of most
girls Who have only brothers III he
family. Princess Mary WAS rather iii-
cllned 10 regret not being born a
boy but she soon learned that she
could emulate her brothers in a
majority Of things. and do some
Others beyond their masculine pow
er. Not only physically, but men
tally, she has managed 10 gain their
boyish respect. not little thing to
master, as any girl with group Of
sturdy brothers well knows The
Prince Of Wales himself once, upon
being asked if he liked the prospect
Of one day being king, answered
frankly. J es' then added with
boyish earnesfness. but all the same
II would be a good thing II | could
turn the job over to Mary She is so
very clever. you see
There is nothing precoeious about
the princess. What she learns she
learns By hard application. AT eight
ste was passsble linguish; at
tYeire ste received the compliments
OF the French ambassador on her
mastery Of his language; German she