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Report of the cond ition of the NogaIes Building & Loan
 Association

At NCgales, Arizona, at the close of business
 Sept. 1, 1912.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
DANDRUFF COVERED SCALP

1902 Cass St., st. Louis MOTOR
five years l suffered with itching of my
body and scalp. My trouble began with
q rash on my lower limbs which was
very annoying and my scalp was lit
orally covered with dandruff. My hair
used to come out by the handfuls and
the itching of my body and scalp was
terrible. | had used almost all the
skin remedies on the market with no
results, when wrote for little Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and it gave
me instant relief. Within one months
use of the Cuticura Soap and Ointment
l was entirely cured. l cannot discover
one strand of my hair coming out and
l have not lost minute of sleep
since using the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment, which entirely cured me of
itching Of my body and scalp in it's
worst form. l also find the Cuticura
Soap a benefit in shaving" (Signed)
Charles judith, Dec. s, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

would cure me also. | am losing
flesh rapidly and the doctors say l
have every symptom of Brights dis
ease of the kidneys. If you think l
would be benefited by Peruna | will
certainly try some as the doctors have
practically given me up, the same as
they did him."
In reply | wish to say, first, that l
never make any promises as to what
Peruna will cure. No physician can
make positive statements of that sort.
l can say this much, however, if l
were in your place l should certainly
give Peruna a trial. l know of no
other remedy that would be so likely
to be of use to you in your present
condition as Peruna. Take a table
spoonful before each meal and at bed
time. Continue this for two or three
weeks and then if there is anything
you wish to ask me further write me
and I will give your letter prompt at
tention.
If | find that the Peruna is not
helping you l will be perfectly, frank
and tell you so, for | would not have
you take Peruna unless it was really
helping you. But it has rescued SO
many cases of kidney disease that
am quite confident you will find 1t eX-
actly suited to your case.
Kidney disease begins with catarrh
of the kidneys. Peruna is a catarrh
remedy. Unless the destruction of the
kidneys is already too great Peruna
relieves the catarrh and the cause Of
the kidney disease is removed,
/ shall anXiously await a report Of
your case. Remember, all letters are
sacredly confidential. never use any
ones name or address without his
written consent. My correspondence
is, absolutely private.
JPe-ru-na, Man-a-in and La-cu-pia
manufactured by the Pe-ru-na COM
pany, Columbus, Ohio. Sold at all
drug stores.
SPECIAL NOTICE:-Many persons inquire
for The Old-time Peruna. They want the
Peruna that their Fathers and Mothers used
TO take. The old Peruna is now called Ka-
tarno. If your druggist or dealer does not
keel 1t for sale write the Katarno Company,
Columbus, Ohio, and they will tell you all
about 1t.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
puts Job In Second Place.

A Humboldt rancher returned from
a years trip through the east to find
that one-time neighbor of his, a
man noted for his perfect patience,
had been having a siege of bad luck.
Upon hearing the news he imme-
diately sought out the neighbor to
condole with him.
We'll, john" he said, after greet,
ings had been exchanged, Il hear you
lost all Of your timber through the
forest fires"
The other man nodded.
And they say that the river cut
off your best bottom land; that your
hogs all died of cholera; that your
wife and children had been sick, and
that they have now foreclosed the
mortgage on your other place."
John nodded again. Eyes, It's all
true" he said, looking about him at
what had once been his prosperous
farm, "all true. Why, sometimes get
almost discouraged, Ladies' Home
Journal.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
NEITHER HAYsEED NOR ANGEL
But There Need Be Little Question
That Young Lady Had Much
Ingenuity.

Across the line on the Kansas side
where the study of agriculture Is
compulsory, one of the high school
girls took home her monthly report
card and proudly announced:
81 took the highest grade In the
class In history, English literature
and German"
That's all very WE'LL" replied her
father, critically examining the card
but how about this grade In agricul'
ture?"
"Oh, WE'LL" explained the daughter
I'm no hayseed!"
A little farther down department
grade, not altogether satisfactory, ap'
peared.
"And how do you account for this
grade in department." he inquired.
I'm no bloomin' angel, either,
she replied-Kansas City Star.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
No Broken Parts.

During the progress of the morning
bath of few months old infant a lit
tie neighbor girl came into the room
carrying doll and stood watching
the operation for some time. The lit
tie girls doll was much the worse for
hard usage, being minus an arm and
a leg. Finally she said to the mother
of the child:
How long have you had your
baby?"
The child was informed, and, look.
ing from her doll to the baby, she
said:
my, but you have kept it nice
National Monthly.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Summer Rrans.

when women come home from the
summer resorts" said the Observant
Person, "they are always telling about
how many wealthy men they rejected
l suppose it is on the same principle
as the men, who are continually
boasting about how many big fish got
away from them"
Perhaps" commented the individ-
ual with the ingrown crouch, "but
the men do not always fish for suck
ers."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Accepts the Rebuke.

A resident of an English city has
made himself a marked man by in
sisting on saying "nought' instead OF
20" when he calls a telephone num-
Der having ciphers in it. The tele-
phone operator usually corrects him
when he says three double nought
by saying Three double O." The
other night he called up central and
said, Hello" and the girl replied;
"Hell-nought" He accepted meekly
the quiet rebuke. Springfield Re.
publican.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Enoland's Motto.

"Dieu ct Mon Droit''-"God and My
Right''-the royal motto of England
was the parole of the day given by
Richard l. Che of the Lion HearD to
his army at the battle of Gisors, in
France, on the Goth of September
1898, when the French army was sig
nally defeated. Dieu ct Mon Droi'
appears to have been first assumed as
8 motto by Henry VI, 1422-1462. Sem
per Idem-"Always the Same'-was
one of the notices of Queen Eliza
beth; also adopted by Queens Mary
and Anne.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Sorrows of the Reformer.

81 reckon" unused Mr.. Meddergrass
that about the most energetic re-
former we ever had here was old Bill
Duddles. l remember oncet when he
tried to cure Hi Milligan of smokin by
givin' him a job drivin a gasoline
wagon"
Did it cure him." asked Mr.. Fa'
doogus.
Blamed if I know He stopped
smokin' right short, though. Y see
they never found nothin after tn ex'
plosion but one wagon tire an piece
O. His vest"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
His Turn Next.

Little Boy (who has just seen his
mother dismiss the servant for staying
away from home the previous night
five or six hours without leave):-
Mamma, wasn't it very wrong in Mary
to stay out so late?
Mamma (ndignatly)-Yes, Char
lie, and very impudent, too, she was.
But won't keep such a person in my
house.
Little Boy-When are you going to
dismiss papa?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

Mary had a little lamb;
Its fleece was white as snow
The circumstances were not quite
What they were long ago.
Then Mary was poor young maid
And lambs were very cheap
(Since then you know how meat has RI
By speedy bound and leap).
The olden Mary went to school
And took the lamb along,
For lambs those days were only pets
They bought them for a song.
The modern Mary viewed her lamb
Much as bank account;
She knew it would be valued at
A very large amount.
Because she had the little lamb
She was a famous girl;
The other ladies followed her
In hat and dress and curl.
The papers pictured her each day
And rather wildly guessed
At what might be the total worth
p OF the lamb she possessed.
She sold the LAMP as chops and such,
Then bought a railroad line,
A country place a city house,
And jewels fair and fine.
She went ABROAD and met duke
A duchess now is she
And is restoring castles old,
AS happy as can be.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Clever Idea of Collector.

Here is a rare specimen Of business
humor received the other day by a
London firm. 1t ran:
"Our cashier fell unconscious at his
desk this morning. Up to this time
four p. m, we have been unable to
get a word out of him except your
names. May we say to him, with a
view to his immediate recovery, that
we have your check, as we think that
is what is on his mind?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

At a mass meeting recently In a
nearby town an old and foremost citi-
zen who clings to the sartorial style
of years ago, was called upon for his
views on the subject in discussion. He
made brief speech, and as he was
compelled to hurry back to his office.
he turned to the seat next to his, on
which he had deposited his silk hat,
lust In time to see a woman flatten
1t completely by sitting on 1t.
Ever polite, his feelings were never
theless stirred, and the best he could
think of to say under the circum-
stances was:
I'll hope you have not injured
yourself, madam. kansas City Star.
Occasionally patient swears by his
dootor b,,t mora Oftnn at him
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
No Time to shatter Dreams.

do YOU" asks the minister, prom
Use to take this woman for your wife
to love, honor and obey her, and
aren't you making mistake, sir?'
falters the groom. 81 thought that
part of the ceremony applied to the
bride"
Just as you like" answered the
minister. However, it is better to
agree to do what you will have to do
anyway"
But do not think it is custo-"
ooh. Reverend Spleen" interrupts
the bride, "use the usual form. This
is too romantic an occasion for the
dispelling of fond Illusions"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Literary Waitress.

"Will you have cereal, for your
breakfast?" asks the waitress.
"a serial? No, thank you" replies
the witty guest 81 should prefer
some short stories"
Whereupon she brought him some
lambs tails.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Was Not Guilty.

"Mordecai Judson," roared Colonel
White, who had been aroused in the
middle of the night by suspicious
noise in his poultry house, lis that
you in there, you black thief?'
mo, sah," humbly replied a fright
ened voice. "Ds is muh cousin, Ink
Judson, dat looks SO much like me
and steals everything he kin lay his
doggawn hans on. Abs at home dis
minute, sar. a-sleepin' de sleep O
de jest."-Puck.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Situations Vacant.

The rich bachelor sighed and look
ed fixedly at the beautiful girl
Things with me-" he said, ARE at
skies and sevens. l feel the great
need of a woman in my home-one
who would straighten out my tangled
affairs and make life worth living
once again"
Her soft glance spoke her excite
ment and expectation.
'Yes?" she-Queried, gently.
do you know" he continued, "of
any good, able-bodied woman whom
could get to clean the house?"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
His Fatal Success.

Towne-I hear that Boreum played
the part of court jester in your pri-
vate theatricals. How did he do?
Howson Lott lin disgusU-Oh, he
made a fool of himself, of course, and
everybody laughed at him!
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
An inexpensive Tribute.

I'VE ought to do something for the
baseball team" began the citizen who
is always taking up collections.
The penurious citizen was quick 70,
respond.
Ct recommend that we assemble at
the depot and give 'em three cheers"
was his suggestion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
roc Much Of ! Good rhIna.

Il was very happy said the pro
fessor, when, after years of wooing
she finally said Yes"
But why did you break the en-
gagement so soon after?" asked hill
friend.
Man, 1t was she that dissolved it,
Really" said the friend. How did
that happen?"
1T was due to my accursed absent
mindedness. When, a few days later,
! called at her home, again asked
her to marry me."-Youth's Compan'
ion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
No Scabs.

Blushing Bride-What was that our
friends stuck all over our suit cases,
dearest?
The Groom-Honey, love, that was
a union label.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Can She Do It?

Zoology Professor-Miss Fluff, what
Is natural selection?
Fluff-Natural selection is where a
young lady picks out a fellow with lots
of money and marries him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Obiectlons.

You give up too easily Why don't
you get a grip?"
Its the other way. The grips got
me-"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Understood,

81, sir" says the man with the un-
interested face, came from an old
family. Its traditions and its"
Shake, old chap" interrupts the
other. IL married into one"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
A Sick Man
Writes DR.. Hart
man About
X | d n e y
Disease.

A gentleman
writes me: Il
was greatly in
terested in your
article describ-
ing the Kauff-
man ca e of
serious disease
of the kidneys.
The description
of his case eX-
a C t y outlines
my condition. 1
am sure If Pc
runa cured him
as yOll saw, it
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-ooatcd,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate
stomach. liverand bowels. Do not grippe. Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton allays pain, cures wind collie sc bottle ~
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

Occasionally a couple marries In
haste and live happily ever after
they secure a divorce.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
Brldue Scandal.

Shelf. you should hold hand like
that
To you what make would best APP
pear?
He-Why, if held hand like yours,
l think I'd make it diamonds, dear.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

80 the firms gone under"
"Yes, am sorry to see them going
up"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

Now the farmer is being informed
that the safety Of the country der ,nds
on his vote.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
One Better.

I've got a fireless cooker in my
house"
That's nothing. I've got smoke
less husband In mine"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08
at the Prison.

what are you in for, my poor fell
low"
I'm afraid it's for keeps"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASrELESS
CHILL TONIC YOu know what You arc taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing IL is simply Ouinine and Iron tasteless
form, q nd the must errrtual form. FOR grown
people and children 50 cents. Adv.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

Contrary Causes.
"Why did links break up housekeep-
ing?"
Because his wife broke down"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

NeN4D-6Ia&>NH
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-11-08

Occasionally a patient swears by his
doctor but more often at him.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-05-24
REPORT OF EXAMINERS.

Pursuant to your commission to examine
into the public necessity and convenience
for opening, widening. relocating and adopt
ing of an old roadway leading from the
Brookeville pike to Forest Glen Station and
determining the probable cost thereof, we
submit the road is necessary and the
county surveyor has been instructed to file
plat for a'rOadway 80 feet wide over and
along the present travelled roadway We
assessed the damages to AUDITING property
owners at one cent and the benefits at one
cent. The cost of this commission is SIS.
EUGENE JONES,
GEORGE F. BONIFANT,
MERRILL d. KNIGHT,
Examiners.
Ordered this i4th day of May, A. d.
1912, by the County Commissioners of
Montgomery County that the report of the
examiners in the above entitled cause be
and the same is hereby directed to be pub
lished in at least two newspapers in said
county. giving notice to all persons inter
ested therein that the said board of COM
missioners will meet on the 5th day of
June. A. d. 1912. for the purpose Of hearing
objections to the adoption and ratification
of said report.
By order of the board
JOSEPH 7. WHITE, President,
BERRY E. CLARK, Clerk.
may 24-td
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-05-24
Delegates To The National Con-
ventiOn.

The Democratic State Convention which
met at the Academy Of Music, Baltimore,
on Thursday Of last week was harmonious
in every particular.
The following delegates to the National
Convention, each with half vote. were
named at the State Convention:
At large-Senator John Walter Smith,
Worcester county.
Senator Isidor Rayner, Baltimore.
Joshua W. Miles, Somerset county.
John j. Mahon, Baltimore city.
Mayor Preston, Baltimore city.
Arthur p. German, Howard county.
Congressman J. F. C. Talbot. Baltimore
county.
Jasper N. Wilson, Allegany county.
First Congressional District-J. Harry
Covineton, Talbot county.
Emerson C. Harrington, Dorchester county.
Thomas j. Heating, Queen Annes county.
Emerson r. Crothers, Cecil county.
Second District-Frank A. Furst, Balti-
more city.
Charles H. Dickey Baltimore county.
John S. Young, Hartford county.
Guy W. Steele. Carroll county.
Third Districts. Davies Warfield, Balti-
more city.
S. S. Field, Baltimore city.
William F. OConnor, Baltimore city.
Robert j. Padgett, Baltimore city.
Fourth District--Alonzo L. Miles, Baiti-
more city.
Max Ways. Baltimore city.
Daniel j. Loden, Baltimore city.
John S. Kelly. Baltimore city.
Fifth District DIR. George Wells, Anne
Arundel county.
Aquilla T. Robertson, Prince Georges
county.
DIR. Walter B. Dent, st. Mary's county.
Senator Edward NJ Hammond. Howard
county.
Sixth District-Emory C. Coblentz, Fred
erick county.
Gilmor S. Hamill, Garrett county.
Arthur Peter, Montgomery county.
j. Augustine Mason, Washington county.
The following Presidential electors were
nominated;
At large-James 7. Truitt, Wicomico
county. and Robert E. Lee, Baltimore city.
First District-Albert w. Sisk, Caroline
county.
Second-Dr. Frank Shaw. Carroll county
Third-Wm. Shepard Bryan, of Baltimore.
Fourth James Trippe. Baltimore city.
Fifth-Dr. Louis c. Carrico, of Charles
Sixth-Col. E. Austin Baughman. Of
Frederick.
Mr.. Preston B. Ray was member of
the committee on credentials. Mr.. Robert
B. Peter served on the committee on reso-
buttons.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-05-24
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE is hereby given that the sub
scriber has obtained from the Orphans
Court Of Montgomery county. Md, letters
testamentary on the personal estate of
ELIZABETH E. TYSON,
late of said county. deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit the same, with
the vouchers thereof to the subscriber, on
or before the 2lst day of November, 1912
otherwise they may, by law. be excluded
from all benefit of said estate. All per-
sons indebted to said estate are requested
to make immediate payment. Given under
our hands this 2lst day of May, 1912.
SAFE DEPOSIT AND TRUST CO.,
IS South street, Baltic. Md,
may 24-4t Executors
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-05-24
ORDER Of PUBLICATION.
Matte Marmion, Plaintiff,
VS..
William G. Marmion. Defendant.
In the Circuit Court for Montgomery county
No. 1928 Equity.

THE OBJECT of this suit is to obtain
from the Circuit Court for Montgomery
county decree for a divorce a vinculo
matrimonii for the plaintiff from the de-
PENDANT.
The Bill alleges in substance that the
plaintiff was married to the defendant in
the city of Washington on the End day of
March, A. ID. 1905, by Samuel c. Mills, a
Justice of the Peace in and for said CITY
and District.
2. That the plaintiff is now a resident
OF the State Of Maryland, and in Monteom-
cry county, and has been such resident
for more than two years Immediately pre-
ceding the filing Of this suit and that the
defendant does not reside in said State or
county, but is a resident of the city of
Washington, in the District of Columbia.
y. That the plaintiff and defendant lived
together as man and wife in said city I'M
I'll on or about the 10th day Of April, A..
ID. 1907, when the defendant without any
just cause or reason abandoned and de-
serted the plaintiff, and such desertion and
abandonment are deliberate and final and
have been continuous and uninterrupted
Tor more than three years Immediately pre-
ceding the filing of this suit and the sepa-
AoNiOh VI tiC pdfuCo 10 DeyO0u any rea-
sonable expectation Of a reconciliation.
4. That the plaintiff was always a Kind,
dutiful and loving wife towards said de-
PENDANT.
S, That there was one child born as a
result Of said marriage, namely, George j.
Marmion, aged years, whom the plaintiff
has had in her care and custody always
and asks the court TO pass decree giving
to her the permanent care and custody.
1t is thereupon ordered this 29th day Of
April, A. d. 1912, by the Circuit Court for
Montgomery county that the plaintiff, by
causing copy Of this order to be inserted in
some newspaper published in Montgomery
county, once week in each of four sue
cessive weeks before the 3lst day of May,
1912, giving notice to the said absent de-
PENDANT Of the object and substance Of this
bill, warning him TO appear in this Court
either in person, or by solicitor, on or
before the 2lst day Of June, A. D, 1912,
TO show cause. II any he has, why q de-
cree ought not to be passed as prayed.
JOHN L. BRUNETT, Clerk
Circuit Court for MONTGOMERY county.
True copy-Test:
JOHN L. BRUNETT, Clerk.
JOHN A. GARRETT,
Solicitor for plaintiff.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-05-24
Notice 10 Creditors.

NOTICE is hereby given that the sub
scriber has obtained from the Orphans
Court of Montgomery county, Md, letters
Of administration on the personal estate Of
JAMES C. ORD,
late Of said county, deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit the same. with
the vouchers thereof, to the subscriber, on
or before the 23rd day of October, 1912 !;
otherwise they may, by law. be excluded
from all benefit Of said estate. All per
sons indebted to said estate are requested
to make immediate payment Given under
my hand this 23rd day Of April. 1912.
ANNE M. W. ORD,
apr 26-4t Administrators
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-05-24
Farm For. sale.

Mr.. Joseph H. Clagett has requested us
to offer at private sale his farm of 352 1-2
acres of land, more or less, near Etchison,
Montgomery county, Maryland, across from
the farm Of Ex-County Commissioner VIM
H. Griffith. This farm is in high state of
cultivation, well watered, all cleared except
about 70 acres of wood land. Improved
by nine-room dwelling, new stable hay
barrack, all necessary Outbuildings, and a
good orchard
Terms reasonable and fair Apply to
BOUIC G. BOUIC. Attorneys,
may PAST Rockville, Md.