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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1912-03-02
The Gift of Humor.

had rather be strong, affectionate,
loyal undetermined, than be the best
humorist in the world, yet it the gift
of humor added to these graces Won
have combination that is absolutely
irresistible, because you have a per-
feet sense of proportion that never al
lows emotion to degenerate into gush
or virtue into rigidity; and thus I say
that humor is a kind of divine and
browning grace in q character, be-
cause it means an artistic sense of
proportion, a true and vital tolerance,
a power of infinite forgiveness. - Ar
thur Christopher Benson.
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SIMMONS

SUMMONS.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, HENNEPIN
COUNTY: MUNICIPAL COURT. CITY
John w. Stszemp, Plaintiff,
Karol serwinski. Defendant. ~
The. State. of Minnesota to the abovs
named Defendant:
You are hereby summoned and re-
CURED to answer the complaint Of the
Plaintiff in the above entitled action,
Office Of the clerk Of said court, at the
court house. in the City of Minneapolis,
and State of Minnesota, and to serve
a copy of your answer to the said COM
plant on the subscribers at their Office
in the City Of Minneapolis, in the said
County. of Hennepin,. within ten
days after service of this summons upon
you, exclusive of the day of such service;
and If YOU fail to answer the said COM
plant within the time aforesaid, the
Plaintiff in this action will take judg.
ment against you for the sum Of Forty
and no-100 Dollars $4,000, with inter.
est at the rate of six per cent per AN
mum since the fifth day of July, 1910, to.
gether with Plaintiffs costs and dis
bursements herein.
p4 R9ted III? THoM 2tP & D. Dnd 1911? 4 FLYNN
Plaintiffs Attorneys
900 Security Bank Bldg,
Minneapolis, MINI.
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Frank Posch praying that Letters Of Ad-
ministration on said estate issue to him.
1t Is ordered. That said petition be
heard and that all persons interested in
said matter appear before this Court 9S1t on n
10 o'clock a. M, at the Probate Court IN
the Court House at MINNEAPOLIS, IN said g ID.
as said petition can be, heard. show
cause If any there be- why said petition
' And It Is Further Ordered, That mo-
tice Of such hearing be given by pub r.
three successive weeks prior to said day
Of hearing in the Irish Standard. g
newspaper printed and published ~ SAG SAG
order to all the heirs at-law Of said de-
cedent when their address i s., known or
least fourteen (1D days before the date
Of said, hearing. unless notice ts waived:
Dated at Minneapolis, this 18th day OF
February 1912.
BY the Court:
GEORGE r. SMITH.
Judge Of the Probate Court.
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STrMM0NS

SUMMONS. .....
STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
Dorothea Il. Vick,. Plaintiff,
Against
julius j. Wick, Defendant.
The State of Minnesota to the above
named Defendant:
You are hereby summoned and re-
quired to answer the complaint of the
which has been filed with the clerk Of
said court, and to serve a copy of your
answer to said complaint on the sub
scriber at his office at 1o11 New York
Life Building, in the City of Minneap-
oils. Hennepin County. Minnesota, with
III thirty days of the service Of this. sum-
mons upon you, exclusive of the day of
such service: and if you fail to answer
the said complaint within the time. afore-
said the plaintiff in, this action will apply
to the court for the relief demanded in
said complaint.
Dated February %, 1912.
E. w. RICHTER,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
1011 New York Life Bldg,
Minneapolis, MINI.
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PROBATE NOTICE.

STATE. OF MINNESOTA. COUNTY OF
HENNEPIN. PROBATE COURT.
In the Matter of the Estate Of Christen
Olson. Deceased.
Letters Of administration on the estate
Of Christen Olson. deceased, late Of the
County Of Hennepin and State Of Mime.
sofa, being granted to Harry Olson, Of
said county and state,
1t Is Ordered. That six months be and
the same is hereby. allowed from and
ali persons having claims or demands
against the said deceased are required to
file the same in the Probate Court of
said County Of Hennepin for examination
1t Is Further Ordered. That the first
Tuesday in September. 1912. at 10 O'Clock
a. M. at a general term Of said Probate
Court. to be held at the Court House in
the City Of Minneapolis. In said coun::
u. DO and the same u hereby appointed
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Seumas McManus.

Peter Pan says there are fairies.
Seumas McManus, the Irish author,
says there are, too. Admirers of Peter
and Mr.. McManus say both are au-
thorlties on this question.
The famous writer addressed the
Denver Teachers Association Monday
afternoon on Irish Story-Telling," and
said that every being, whether ami
mate or inanimate, natural or SUPER
natural, had a beginning with the
fairies. The address was as delight
full as one of Mr.. McManus' own Irish
fairy tales.
The author is making a tour of the
country. He left yesterday for Texas.
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the said Probate Court will examine and
adjust said claims and demands.
And 1t Is Further Ordered, That no.
tice of such hearing be given to all
creditors and persons interested in said
estate by forthwith publishing. this or
der once in each week, for three sue
cessive weeks, in The Irish STANDARD, 9
newspaper printed and published in said
Dated at Minneapolis. this 18th day Of
February, 1912.
BY the Court: ,.
GEORGE r. SMITH,
Judge of the Probate Court.
JAMES MAMMALIAN and DANIEL F
FOLEY,
Attorneys for Administrator.
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Unveii Columbus Memorial June 8.

The date for unwilling the Columbus
Memorial which is in process of con-
struction in Washington, D. c., has
been set for June 8. 1912. The MEM
through the efforts of the knights of
Columbus will be erected directly in
front Of the main entrance Of the
Union station. Knights Of Columbus
from all parts Of the United States
and Canada will gather to participate
in the unwilling ceremonies, and the
occasion will be a most memorable
one.
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Professionals of Ulster and make il

Professionals of Ulster and make it
clear to them that what they fear may
happen cannot possibly come to pass
so recklessly and lightly made, not a
word has been used on the present oc-
casion that cannot be exactly matched
by what was said about all these three
events. but the world has moved on.
The Protestant faith holds it's own
high place mistaken in the hearts of
men, and the prosperity of Belfast has
grown from generation to generation.
The gloomy prophecies have failed.
cooled off into shrewd and sensible
behavior.
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PROBATE NOTICE.

PROBATE NOTICE.
STATE OF MINNESOTA. COUNTY OF
HENNEPIN. IN PROBATE COURT.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Simon
O'Malley, Decedent.
chaales s'e oMailey. ' praying aaE that Letters
Edward O'Malley.
heard and that all persons interested IN
said matter appear before this Court on
Monday, the l1th day OF March, 1SIS. at
10 q. M, at the Probate Court In. the
Court House at Minneapolis. In SAID
County and then, or as soon thereafter
as said petition can be heard. show
cause, If any there be; why said petition
should not be granted.
And 1t Is Further Ordered, That no
tice Of such hearing be given by pub
fishing this order once In each week Tor
three successive weeks prior to said day
Of hearing in the Irish Standard, g
newspaper printed and published in said
County. and by mailing a copy Of this
order to all the heirs-at-law Of said de-
cedent when their address is known or
can be ascertained by due diligence at
least fourteen (14) days before the date
Of said hearing, unless notice Is waived:
Dated at Minneapolis, this 18th day Of
February, 1912.
BY the Court:
GEORGE r. SMITH,
Judge of the Probate Court.
G. A. GALLAGHER,
Attorney for Petitioner.
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Tho Ride Gallery. God.

Where" asked the female suffrage
orator, would man be today were it
not for woman?"
She paused moment and looked
around the hall.
Il repeat" she, said. where would
man be today if it We're not. for wo-
man?"
He'd be in the Garden of Eden eat
ing Strawberries" answered a. voice
from the gallery.-Tit-Bits.
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Youngest oraanjst.

The youngest church organist in tho
world is probably Lucien Lieval, a
French boy of ten years, who sings
and accompanies the High Mass in his
parish church at st. Priest Ia Fueille.
His skill is remarkable;
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Can Not Say Too Much in Its Favor. 1.
149 Euclid Ave-,


Toronto. Canada, Jan. IS, 1909.
had suffered with stomach and nerve
troubles for years until I was advised
to use Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic. 1t
did me more good than any medicine
ever used and l cannot say too much in
its favor. Mrs. Davis.
From Cole Harbor. Nova Scotia, Cam
ada, Mr.. James David writes January %.
1909: I used Pastor Koenigs Nerve
Tonic for a girl IA years old who had
dizzy spells and fits for about IL or IL
years. After taking. one bottle Of the
Tonic her head is quite we'll and she has
not had fit since.
Raymond, Mimi. September. -. 1909.
have used Pastor Koenig's Nerve
Tonic for heart and nerve troubles and
the Tonic cannot be beat also in case Of
sleeplessness this remedy acts most won
derful. Adolph Jobe.
fnTF A Valuable Book on Ner.
fkRS vous Diseases and a Sample
Hill bottle to any address. Poor pa.
tients also get the medicine free
Prepared by the REV. FATHER KoENIG, Of Fort
Wayne, Ind, since 1875, and now by the
KoENI0 MED. CO., Chicago, III.
100 Lake Street.
Sold by Druggists at 81 per Bottle. for IS
Large Size. $l.75; 6 Bottles for So.
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She is gracious and hospitable, CIV
ing of what she has with good will.
and never attempts to entertain in a
way she cannot afford. Indeed, she
Is just simple, wholesome girl, care
full of other peoples feelings, and al
ways has a ready fund of sympathy
for those in trouble.
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An INDIGNANT Protestant

Robert Gibson. prominent Irish
gentleman writes as follows to the
Irish independent:
Sir Permit me to remind the
Orange Protestants Of Ulster that they
are only small minority CT the Pro-
testants Of Ireland. and that many of
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1912-03-02
He Had a Rea son.

sF1gg-Don't you wish you could live
your life over again?
Fogg-Well, / should say not. I've
got a twenty-year endowment policy
maturing this month. ="
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A Clever Politician.

On the morning of election farmer
came to Hiram Morse's blacksmith
shop to have his horse shod. Putty
busy this mornin', Bill?" inquired
Morse. as he raked the embers to-
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1912-03-02
Life.
Life.
Life is a burden. bear it;

Life is a burden, bear 1t;
Life is a duty, dare it;
Life is a thorn crown. wear it.
Though it break your heart in twain.
Though the burden crush you down.
Close your lips and hide the pain; i,
First the cross and then the crown.
Father Ryan.
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PRORATE NnTIcI

PROBATE NOTICE.
STATE OF MINNESOTA. COUNTY OF
HENNEPIN. IN PROBATE COURT.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Rosa
on recsiving and flins the petition Of
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No great good comes without look
ing after it.-Danish.
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that their property and their liberty
will be assailed. and that their faith
will be prosecuted and oppressed. We
are sure those fears are groundless,
They have been proved groundless at
other times. Exactly the same fears
were expressed in Ulster in 1929 about
Catholic emancipation, in 1886 about
the extension Of the franchise, and,
above all, i'll 1869 about the Disestab-
hshment of the Irish Church, each of
these changes, the wisdom of which
no one now disputes, was declared in
Ulster by these same gentlemen who
are SO positive today, to be a fatal
disaster which would ruin the pros
perity Of Belfast, which would destroy
the last bulwark against Rome, and
which would compose the downfall of
the Protestant religion. We heard
the same violent language, the same
threats Of armed rebellion that history
will repeat herself again. Ladies and
gentlemen, the genuine alarms of an
industrious population deserve and will
receive the earnest and respectful at
Ttention Of his Majesty's Government.
sWeHshall' labor to reassure them that
I 4 is the duty of all who care about the
Cause Of Ireland, labor to assure the
III
The Pleasantville press., 1912-07-03
BOROUGH COUNCIL APPOINTS
DELINQUENT TAX COLLECTOR

Borough Council met Monday eve
ming, present Mayor Adams, Council
men Ryon, McAnney, Zentmayer,
Leeds and Conover, and Clerk An
drews.
A petition of a number of citizens
on Cambria and Somerset avenues
asking the installation of two lights
was received and referred to lighting
committee.
Mr.. Leeds, Of the committee, recon-
mended that the fire plugs on Reading
avenue and Decatur avenue be accept
led by the Borough. Adopted.
Mr.. McAnney, for the Street Com
mittee, reported that no action be TAX
en- in regard to the opening up of
Oakland avenue So ordered.
Mr.. Ryon advocated the appoint
ment of delinquent tax collector, to
close up the accounts for 1906, 1907,
1908, 1909 and 1910.- Council agreed
with Mr.. Ryon. Whereupon, Mr.. Ry-
on moved that a Collector be appoint
ed, and Thomas B. Wootton was nam
ed for the position. There are about
$4,000 for these years uncollected.
An amendment to the ordinance fix
ing water rates was read and referred
to the Solicitor
The matter of shower bath at the
new fire house and approach to the
fire house was referred back to the
property committee with power to act.
Resolutions were passed authorizing
the borrowing of $1,000 in anticipa-
tion of money to be received from the
sale of fire house bonds.
r. P. Thompson presented for ap-
proval two plans-"Mt. Pleasant
tract and Lorraine avenue-in order
that same may be filed in the Clerk S
office, as required by law passed at
the last session Of the Legislature.
SO ordered.
The new Collector, Webster Price,
and the former Collector. William z.
Adams, asked that an auditor be NAM
ed to go over the books of the former
Collector in order that they might be
turned over to his successor. Mr.. Ry-
on moved that the finance committee
be empowered to employ an expert
accountant for the purpose. Carried.
The Pleasantville press., 1912-07-03
WAR ON SUNDAY PICTURES.

The Sunday moving picture war in
Pleasantville was brought to head
by the arrest of Frank Hubin, propri-
etor of Hubin's Theatre, who has been
operating his theatre on Sunday eve
,nings. He took his arrest good ma
turedly expecting to be fined one dol
lar and costs, but was surprised when
he was confronted with a law increas-
ing the fine
The warrant for his arrest was is
sued by Justice of the-Peace Weeks at
the instance of Councilman j. AL. Nc
Anney, who charged him with selling
tickets and showing pictures on Sun
day, in violation of the vice and i'm
morality act.
When he smilingly pleaded guilty,
Justice Weeks, under an amendment
of the blue laws that Hubin knew
nothing about, fined him SIG and
costs, amounting in all to $3.50. He
said to a reporter after the proceed
ings, that he could not afford to pay
such heavy fines.
The church people declare that they
will fight Sunday operation of moving
picture theatres to a finish.
The Pleasantville press., 1912-07-03
IDLEwOOD.

Mr.. Harvard, of Atlantic City, took
charge of the church services Sunday
afternoon and evening and remained
a guest over night. The coming Sun
day the Rev. Birney S. Hudson, of the
First Baptist Church of Atlantic City,
will preach. Rev. Folsom, Field Sec
retary of New Jersey, will personally
see to it that there is a preacher to
preach each Sunday at the First Bap-
tist Church Of lakewood, which is the
correct title for this church, not "Mc-
Devitt's Church." as the information
is incorrectly given by those who find
lit their duty to explain the matter to
our new neighbors, and who are en-
|phatically invited to attend services
and thus avoid misunderstanding
Truth can always stand the test of in
vestigating-the opposite cannot.
On July A there will be ice cream,
cake, ETC., sold in the church grove.
We expect it will be, as usual, well
patronized, for besides regular Idle
wood ice cream eaters, there are quite
a number of visitors, who have decid-
ed on lakewood as their choice for
pleasant days celebration. Ice cream
always seems to be one Of the big
points in this particular days celebra-
ton, and so there will be nothing
lacking here and all are most cordial
ly invited to be present, at least long
enough to buy some. Good measure
and good cream. 1t will not be sold
in the brick form this time.
Motor cycles are becoming quite the
usual thing for travelling back and
forth to lakewood. When Mr.. VIM.
Rusky got his first one, it was a de-
cided novelty out this way, and most
of US decided it must be an automo-
bile flying along our road, and now
we take it as matter of course along
with the others. Mr.. Rusky's ma
chine, however, still holds prominence
as time schedule Mr.. Fred. Muir
ray, Jr., is another cyclist who passes
through lakewood on his way to and
from his home in Mckee City and
gives very vivid illustration of the
story called, "He is coming, "He is
here, "He has gone"
We have heard that the IL D. m.
train on Wednesday night will stop
at lakewood for the benefit Of those
who wish to attend the circus at At
lantic City.
The Pleasantville press., 1912-07-03
LAWN FETE FOR
BIDE-A-WEE HOME.

Extensive preparations for a Lawn
Fete to be given on the grounds of
the Pleasant Villa, on the evening of
July II, are being made The Eete
will be held in the interest Of the Bide-
a-Wee Home for Incurables, which
has been under considerable expense
in removing from their home at Long
port to their present magnificent
home at Trenton, which was recently
endowed to them. Music and various
amusements will furnish pleasure for
old and young. Among the list of
patronesses are: Mrs. David R. Lake,
Mrs John G. Thomas, Mrs. Samuel
ireland, Mrs. John F. Ryon, Mrs.
Hugh NJ Collins, Mrs. J. B. Westcott,
Mrs. Robert L. Race, Miss Lavinia T.
Risley, Mrs. Charles Collins, Mrs.
Charles Adams, Mrs. Macmillan, Mrs.
Preston Adams, Mrs. John E. Blake,
Mrs. George Adams, Miss Alexcenah
Thomas.
The various committees will be Civ
en- in next weeks Press.
The Pleasantville press., 1912-07-03
SOME REMINDERS.

Don't fail to put up some ounce
honey. Pare and crate five large
ounces. To5one pint of boiling water
add five pounds of sugar. Stir over
the fire until the sugar is dissolved;
add the ounce, and cook twenty min
utes. Turn into glasses. When cold
it has about the color and consistency.
of honey.
See that there is plenty of grape
juice in the fruit closet for winter
and summer use 1t is one Of the most
valuable drinks for the invalid Pre-
pare it by removing the well-washed
grapes from their stems, add water to
just show among the grapes, and
simmer until thoroughly scalded
Drain, and return to the fire and
sugar to taste and put up boiling hot
See that the bottles are well sealed
by dipping them into melted paraffin.
If you have a peck Of small ,beets
in the garden, just can them for win
ter USE Boil and remove the skins,
then put into cans and pour over hot
vinegar that has been sweetened a
little. Seal and keep in dark place.
Change salmon salad by adding
a chopped sour pickle to it or little
ecocoanut, of course unsweetened.
Fresh cocoanuts may. be peeled of
their dark inner skin and ground first
with the coarse knife of the meat
grinder, then put again through the
cutter, using a finer one. This makes
the nut fine enough. when mixed with
sugar and dried slowly in the warm
ing oven, to take the place of the
boughten package variety, and at a
quarter the cost
Use a fiat paint brush two or three
inches wide to dust books. 1t is cas-
lily and quickly used, and does the
work better than cloth.
A small wooden skewer which the
butcher puts though your meat will
make a fine dirt remover Wrap a
cloth around the end and use in the
corners of windows when washing
them, and in all crevices hard to
reach The tidy housewife is known
by the way she keeps the out-of-the-
way places.
Pieces of glass that just fit over
the dresser top and covers the lace
or linen scarf keeps it and the dresser
always dainty, as the glass is SO quick
" cleaned.
The Pleasantville press., 1912-07-03
A WONDERFUL PREPARATION.

A representative of Shepard's insect
|eterminators, who have an exhibit in
the Exhibition Building, Atlantic City,
was. in town yesterday and gave a
demonstration at The Pleasantville
Press office The house fly driver and
insect exterminator is a marvel. To
drive flies it is necessary to leave a
window open and spray in the room,
or if you wish to kill them close the
room tightly. 1t is said to be the only
liquid Driver and Exterminator on the
market. 1t is Disinfectant, Deodo-
rizer and Germicide and is harmless
Ito people. There is no trouble as with
insect powder, as it is volatile and no
trace of dust, etc, left, the vapor kill
ing the flies. 1t is sure death to bed
bugs, reaches, water bugs and ants.
In less than five minutes, for the first
time this summer our office was fly
less
The Pleasantville press., 1912-07-03
BASE BALL.
The Locals win One and DROP One.

The Locals Win One and Drop One.
Saturday, the Lynwood Professional
team of Philadelphia, went down in
defeat at the hands of our fast play
ing bunch by the score of 12-2. Ev-
|erything promised for a good game
but it turned out to be bum. 1t could
be plainly seen that Lynwood could
play ball, on paper at least, yet when
it came to putting it into action on
the field they were at loss.
They scored two runs and that was
all; that was enough These were
the result of loose playing on the part
of the home boys, for five errors show
very big on the score sheet.
Brownie Sanders caused sensa-
tion in the 9th when he stole every
base from 1st clear home. Such per-
formances are rare, and his good play
ing should be encouraged.
Monday the boys went to Ocean
City to buck up against the Collegians
and found them one too many.
Our boys got stage struck in the
early innings and practically handed
the game to their opponents.
If superstition enters a game surely
we have cause to believe in bad luck
in the thirteenth game played on Blue
Monday.
This is the first game our boys have
lost But even in defeat there is
some honor, for Ocean City is COM
posed of the pick of the colleges, and,
besides their superior knowledge of
the game, they play every day under
the guidance of a professional coach.
Should our boys play every day and
have it as means of living, they, too,
could class with such cracker jack
teams as the sea shore resorts have.
Thursday is the 4th of July. Pleas
antville plays Vine{and two. games,
one in the morning and one in the af-
ternoon. We want large crowd to
cheer the boys along.
The cnOrac