Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-15

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Lite.
A little rue. little molly,
A little mirth and melancholy,
little fun. "a little folly.
And that is life.
Rochester POST Express,
a little booze, a little sag.
a little more, a. little jag.
a little walk, "a little talk.
And that a. life.
Schenectady Union-Stur.
A little wife. q little hat.
4 little puff. little rat,
a little bill that knocks you fiat.
Aud that b. life.
springfield Union.
a little smile. little tear
a little woe. "a little cheer.
A little finish drawing near.
And that is NE.
-Blrmlngham Agc-Horaid.
A little bee up In tho bonnet;
a nomination with sugar on 90.
Licked at the polls and broke dog
But such Is life.
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THE MAN HIGHER up b. often dis
covered 90 be low down wretch.
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CHAIRMAN Hlllcs. who claims 3St
votes FOR TAM In the electoral college.
doesn't want much
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YOU WANT to get your glad hand
/ oiled az and ready for business when
I those three state conventions bust
loose In Albuquerque next month.
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WOODROW WILSON'S acceptance
speech didn't set the world on fire.
but on" fire bug is perhaps enough.
anyhow.
WHAT WE THINE ~ tho way
both sides have conducted themselves
In that barrow trial is too caioric to
print.
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SAVING A QUARTER Of % million
on $1,000 salary is going some. but
probably we shall lind that some
other guardians of The peace In Go
than have done t.ttpr than Becker.
a PRISONER boz Jail aS Cgnunca
stabbed seven guards and nearly
/ made complete getaway before no
was ovcrpoWcrod. Those Mexican
guards ought Co wear chair mail.
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SO MANY WOMEN arc running
Tor office out in California that tho
situation. from masculine View
point, is fast becoming really alarm
ing
WE JUST THINK Mrs. Roosevelt
ought To have say about the way
that llirtattuus husband uf hers 8
Carrying ON with Jane Addams
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WHEN HE goes So FAR as To- veto
bin providing Tor his oven salary
the county shcrlns in Sew Mexico
VIII mou, ufully agree that Tau has
gone oven Governor Mcdonald One
better.
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\ LUNATtC. Il Is said. may have
murdered that Denver music toucncr.
Tho best way Go handle lunnuc ~
that kind rs with a large culibpr six
shoptcr, one of those Kind that shoots
Ave minutes before you can stop a.
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WE HAD ALMOST lost sight of tho
Andniss club, but here comes some
frash fish Benjamin b Odcll. VOL
come Co our happy thrung. Ben.
Don't forget Go show your card at tho
door.
ANOTHER virginia Allen has been
sentenced 90 eighteen years iu the
pententiary W, hope IL ls % good
stout penitcntiary or they may bt
again looking iur "a new Judge in that
district.
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uNCLE sAM viii bold Mcxlro
stcrnly Co account for every jack
! rabbit that CROSSES the line ana eats
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matter like the DRAWN pnd quarter
| ms of American citizens is not deem
| ed worthy Of official notice.
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IT ~ SUGGESTED that boz view
ui the fact that most OF New Jersey s.
population is Boa New York in the
! daytime, Governor Wilson ought 10
by able Co dp most at the governing
evenings and sundays, while he is
resting.
| KANSAS cry .s getting to bo a
| dead town. a recent newspaper pub
| lishcd Ia that municipality SAWS that
| the burglars have begun laying uu ON
| Sundays and lhrt last sunday there
simply WASH thiug doing.
I MRS SARAH WILSON of Fan
! wood, n. j., aunt ot Governor Wilson.
Is ~ years Of age, but says she a.
| poets Co visit her very often in tho
! White House Maybe SO, bat we
are ready 60 vagor she viii ucycr
make pics like those Aunt Della Tor
! reg used go make.
O.
Glance, nt life.
We've the trI graph wireless
Tho church that BE- rpircicss,
The guH that is firclcss
! Yet these W., desire less
Than roads which are mirolcss.
Than hobups who're tirclcsa,
4 Campaigns ibat are hairless
Ana statesmen who're hirclrss.