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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
JUST A LITTLE TOO HASTY
Mr.. NewIywed Resented What He
Considered Impertlnenee, but the
Joke Was on Him.

They we're on their wedding tour,
and imagined that every civility Civ
en- them related to their new condi-
ton of servitude.
Having stopped at a way station,
the bridegroom was approached by
the station agent, who asked:
"Are you going to take the next
train7"
ITS none OF your business" re-
torted the bridegroom, Indignantly, as
he guided the bride up the platform,
where they condoled with each other
over the impertinence Of some Of the
natives.
Onward came the train, its vapor
curling from afar. 1t was the last to
their destination that day--an express.
Nearer and nearer It came at full
speed; then in a moment 1t whizzed
past and was gone.
why in thunder didn't that train
stopl" yelled the bridegroom.
Cos you said 'twarn't none Of my
bizness. has to signal II that trains
to stop"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Seal and Velvet.

Some Of the most beautiful OF the
seal coats this year are trimmed with
velvet, and not always black at that,
for dull green's and emeralds, all OF
the browns, the rich, deep reds. and,
where very real dash is liked. sev.
eral Of the blues. are introduced with
real telling effect. 1t goes almost with
out saying that coats Of this type are
much more dressy than those of all
fur, although not necessarily any less
appropriate for day as well as even
ing wear. The fabrics. naturally, per
NIT of more variety ID the matter Of
draping, etc, although rs matter Of
fact, the pelts themselves skillfully
treated as they are nowadays, are
hardly less pliable than many mate,
rails.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Want Sunday shaves.

Des Moines.-The organization OF
what A. NJ. Hubbell calls the Million
Dollar Tonsorial club" was announced
here, simultaneously with the filing of
a petition with the city council asking
that it be allowed to operate. The
purpose of the club is to provide
the means by which its members may
have their boards removed by real
tonsorial artists on Sunday morning,
without danger of breaking a law.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

1t was common knowledge that at
twelve o'clock noon the wealthy brew
er called In all the poor men in the
neighborhood who warmed themselves
over store and factory gratings and
made them small presents of food.
clothing or money. The brewery graf
ings alone possessed no occupants.
"We don't dare stand there on &C
count of the fumes, said one unfortu.
nate who had been requested to va
cate the trunkmaker's grating. "He
won't give to anybody who smells
berry"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Made We'll After Doctors Gave "
Hone.

Made We'll After Doctors Gave "
Hope.
Mrs. +. M. Hli, iS8 w. 10 S., Water
loo, Iowa. GAYS, Il enjoyed the hest Of
health until the winter of 1905 when 7
was seized with kidney trouble gmda.
ally grew worse until / was devoid Of al
energy and ambition There was q sting
ing pain through ms kidneys. followed -
dull grinding ache across my loins. The
whites of my eyes changed color and The
eycballs bulgod My hands pulled and my
feet became 80 swollen / could not wear
my shoes. The kidney seofeliuna caused
grcat pain and also annoyance by their too
frequent passage. l got 80 ] could not eat,
lost weight and was gradually growing
weaker and weaker, when my father ad
yised noan's Kidney Pills. obtaiAed -
much be sit from the vcfy inst that
continued end by the end Of the first week
the haclaohos and headaches bad dieap-
peared. / grew steadily better, and was
NJ last completely cured Deans Kidney
Pills saved my life when was 20 sick that
/ did not care whether ! lived or died
The doctors az well as myself had given up
hope Of my ever getting well. / am -
grateful that / cannot recommend Doan'p
Kidney Pills too highly"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
WOMEN and HEALTH.

Women are beginning 10 realize
more fully tina. good health Is not TO
be found IN the use Of cosmetics and
face powders. The appearance Of
health may follow facial treatment,
but health itself lies much deeper than
the surface.
Most important 20 the health OF ev.
cry woman Is regularity Of the bowels
and digestive organs. The weary
eyes, bad breath, frequent headaches,
pimples and general air Of lassltude,
Is In most every case due 10 c0nsti-
patton OF indigestion, or both. There
are various remedies prescribed for
this condition, but the easiest, most
pleasant and certainly effective, Is
a combination of simple laxative
herbs with pepsin known 20 druggists
as DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. This
simple remedy Is far preferable to
harsh salts and eathartics and violent
purgatiye waters that disturb the
whole system without affording more
than temporary relief.
Or. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is a
tonic laxative. mild in its action,
pleasant to the taste and positive in
its effect, strengthening the muscles
Of stomach and bowels so that after
a short time these organs regain the
power TO perform their natural func-
lions without assistance.
DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin Is sold
by druggists everywhere in SOC and
s1.0O bottles If you have never tried
It, write for a sample Il DR.. w. B
Caldwell. 201 Washington st., Monti
cello, Ill; he viii gladly send trial
bottle without any expense to you
| whatever.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

Il Is always the place OF the woman
to show the first signs of recognition
and think It would be only polite for
you TO introduce yourself TO the boy
as his next door neighbor and speak
when you meet him on the street
Then It would be his place to call
upon you after that.
Napkins are placed a BIT to the
left of the plate, and the fruit spoon
may be placed across the top Of the
plate or at the right hand side. wit
the cereal spoon.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
LIobbY Of WeaIthy EnnIIshman

The earl OF MountEdgoumbe, who
viii be entertaining many parties at
Mount Edgcumbe during the next few
months. would have been able 10 make
a living as an architect If he had been
born in less exalted sphere. lie de-
votes some Of bis spare moments
evolving fascinating toy palaces. each
a study Of It's kind. perfect In every
detail One he had lighted with cleo
tricity. These Aladdin palaces are
sometimes passed on TO lucky ehil
dren Of his aequalntanee.-LondoJ
Sketch.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Ready Tor AnxthIna.

A popular neighbor had just passed
o the great beyond in a rural Penn
sylvania community and the under
taker stood at the door of the home,
when he heard the following remarks
by the minister:
Mine brethren und sisters, Joe
Thomas he ISIS dead. Maybe Joe Thorn
as he go to heaven up no know, und
maybe Joe Thomas he go to hell
down / no know, but, mine brethren
und sisters, we must be brebared to
meet him"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Saws Mating Is a soIsno.

Champaign, Il.--"The day is com
ing when young men and women shall
be taught the science and art of mat
ing. This viii be the summit Of the
new education" said DR.. B. o. Ayles-
worth, former president of Colorado
Agricultural college. in an address be-
fore the Illinois corn growers and
stockmen's convention aud house
&eepers' conference.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Plans for a PAW.

We are planning on giving a party
for about eight couples OF young peo
pie. and would like to have you tell
us some new way to entertain them
We do not wish TO play cards OF
dance.
Thanking you in advance for YOU
kindness. "CHUMS."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
He OUGHT to Get II.

ION what grounds do you seek a.
vorce from your wife1P asked the law
yer.
simply because Of a pun replied
the long suffering husband. You SEQ.
she's sculptress. and It gets on my
nerves to hear her remark twenty
times . day, Win you love me when I
moldY"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

"Heigho!" sighed Mrs. Stoutly. You
used to sit with your arm around my
waist, John. but you never do it any
more"
I'm sorry. DEAR" replied Stoutly.
but there are some things that are
beyond my reach."-Harper's Weekly.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting--Feels
Fine--Acts Quickly Try Il for Red, Weak
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package. Murine Is
compounded by our Oculists-not "Patent Med
lcine" but used In successful Physicians Puc-
tice for many years. Now dedicated 70 the Pub
lie and sold BY Druggists at Csc and bOc per Bottle
Murine Eye SalYe In Aseptic Tubes, go and soc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

butler takes the card and announces
your name as you enter the drawing
room You speak to your hostess and
guests you may happen to know. then
partake Of refreshments and depart
with OF without saying adieu 10 fR
hostess and receiving party.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Laborers' waoes FIxed.

The president of the Prussian gov
eminent district of Frankfurt has
fixed the wages of ordinary day la.
borers in the city Of Frankfurt and
suburbs as follows: Male adults, 1913
cents; female adults. 60 cents; youth
ful males, IS cents; youthful females.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Reply to "AnxIous.p

Kindly publish in your valuable col
umn II It is the girls place 20 recog
nize a young man she has not met,
who lives in the next house, II she has
10 meet him on the street every day.
VIII you also tell me where the
napkin and fruit spoon are TO b.
placed on the table?
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

AS long as you do not play cards or
dance do not see much left besides
guessing contests, music or charades
Perhaps some of the schemes outlined
in today's department may help you,
as they are for the special occasions
that this month brings.
MADAME MERRI
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

Exquisite in design.
The gems look airy.
They seem TO have no support.
They are lacy and supple in effect.
Jewels need not be wholly expen-
sive.
Some semi-precious ones are lovely
set this way.
It's the thin dainty silver or plat
mum setting which does the work.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Felt Rather Eat.

Mamma, had the incest dream"
said little Mary, age six, Just after
waking in the morning.
what was it," mamma asked.
why, dreamt was a young lady"
the child explained.
THAT felt pretty good, didn't it?"
the mother remarked.
Yes" was the reply. But felt
rather fat"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

Lumbauo, rheumatism and chllblains
There is nothing that gives so quick
benefit as Hunts Lightning Oil. The
very minute it is rubbed on the Inn
provement is noticed. For over thirty
years this Liniment has been aeknowl-
edged to be the best for these troubles.
Every druggist win recommend it.
Price csc and soc per Bottle.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
His Economy,

What is your idea of economy?"
Lsked one statesman.
Making everybody except my con-
stituents get along with as little
money as possible" replied the other
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

l can and will help you most gladly.
An AT Home" is not at all formida.
BILE and you will have no trouble II
yon go. arrive between the hours men,
toned. remove your heavy outside
wrap. retaining hat, fur neckpiece,
nun and gloves. Street suits with
pretty waists or one-piece gowns are
worn. Light refreshments are served.
Cards are left on the tray. which is
placed conveniently, or handed to the
servant at the door, who has a tray for
the purpose. At very formal AFFAIRS
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
RIoht in Her Line.

Gillet-The people in the fiat above
US are constantly fighting.
Perry-Doesn't your wife object?
Gillet-No. She likes to have fuss
made over her.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softena the gums, reduces lnfiamrna
ton, aIays pain. cures wind collie, 25c a Eottle
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

Woman has led the world since it
began. She took the leading part in
the first drama, Man and the Ser
pent Paul Blouet.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
The Effect Of Sleeping In Cars

ne EIcCt OF oIccpIHH VI OaFa
Is the contracting of cold, which often
results seriously to the lungs. Never
neglect a cold, but take in time Tay.
lor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullein-nature's great cough
medicine. For all throat and lung
troubles, Whooping Cough, etc.
At druggists, 25c.. soc. and s1.OO a
bottle.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
peep.sea Version.

Tommy Cod-What is It they call a
pesslmist, pa?
Pa Coda pessimist, my son, is a
fish who thinks there is hook in eV-
cry worm!-Puck.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
After a Fashion.

Church Member-Does your father
always practice what he breaches?
Minister'S Son-Yessum; before a
mirror.-Cornell Widow.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
TO DRIVE ogT MAI MAEA 4 n. .ru,

Take the Old Standard GROVES T--sTELESs
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula Ia plainly printed on every bottle
showing IL Is simply Qulnine and Iron in tasteless
form, and the most efeetual form. For grown
people and children. 20 cents.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. Easy to take.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
YOUNG Amerlca,a Replv.

"Why did Shylock want pound Of
flesh2"
Il suppose he knew that the price
of meat was going up"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

When a man has occasion to APP
pear before a police magistrate he is
apt to forget his own name.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
Erorn Ice countrx nIrI,.v

wonder II you couldn't help US. as
you have helped others. We are
country girls and not acquainted with
social life In the city.
We have invitations to an AT
Home" We would like to know what
10 expected of us to do. and what is
an at Home" and the object?
Do we remove our wraps? Is Il a
dress affair? And do they serve re-
freshments? We do not want to APP
pear ignorant
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

Push some men forward and they
will go back on you.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

1t is the easiest thing in the world
for a man to believe as he hopes.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

1t takes a genius to play the fool
and make 1t pay.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

ITCH, ITCH relieved In 30 minutes BY
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. At Druggists,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

PILES CURED IN 8 TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money IL PAk0 ONT
MEHT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in TO IA days. Soc.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14
A Variety Of Queries.

VIII you please answer these ques-
tons for me? win appreciate It very
much.
Is It customary for n young man to
meet a girls parents the first time ne
calls on herr
How Is the best way 10 treat a man
that has gotten too familiar with a
girl7
How must girl act to make boys
like herr
am twenty-one and weigh no
pounds. DO you think I'm the right
weight for my age? w. w. w.
II is customary and polite for a man
TO meet the parents OF a girl on the
occasion OF his flrsr call. II a girl
he's permitted a man to be familiar
Il is her duty 10 stop Il and tell MIN
why. II he does not respond TO her
request and behave himself as a gen
tleman should she must cut his ac-
quaintanee entirely. The only safe
rule is hands on and then there are
no heart aches or regrets
An amiable. thoughtful girl is more
than apt TO have friends among both
girls and boys. Your weight depends
largely upon your height would
rather be too slender than too stout.
l should Judge you are just about
right.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

Riches do not make a man happy;
It is what he gets out of them.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

A tough mans idea of being we'll
dressed is to wear a loud necktie.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

lace outlined with gold thread, an0
finished with a waistband of gold tbs
sue. A tiny cluster of gold roses
gives an effective finish to the skirt
On the right is seen another dainty
little dress composed of white satin,
with deep bands of pearl embroidery.
The draped tunic and corsage, OF
white ninon, is also embroidered in
pearls; the extremely low cut corsage
is caught in front with a large pear
ornament.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

a GRACEFUL evening gown Of
black velours, over an I'M
derdress of lace, is shown on
the extreme left The quaint
ly draped corsage is of white
net embroidered in Jet and diamonds.
The swathed turban of purple and
gold tissue, with a purple aigrette, is
finished with dull gold ornament
The party frock shown In the center
Is Of primrose charmeuse. edged with
skunk. The tunic and corsage are OF
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-14

An old and reliable Cough Remedy. No opialea
Sample free JOHN L BRowH Son, Boston. Haas.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-04
TO STOP VOLCANIC ACTION
Scientist Believed He Would BE Able
to Chain Up" the Streams
Of Lava.

In 1867 Sir William Hamilton de.
clared that were he to live long
enough he might solve the problem OF
claiming up the lava streams in vol.
canoes. As II was. after studying the
crater Of an extinct volcano, he fore.
told with exactitude when an eruption
might be expected. II has now been
established by experiment that the
earth grows warmer az the zone OF
volcanic activity is approached. Hence
II is that a German who has made =
great study Of earthquake and vol.
canic phenomena advocates the estab.
fishing Of volcanic stations for Oh.
servation purposes. these to be locat.
ed about the area chosen at certain
distances from each other and con.
nected With wires and a registering
machine. First Of all. the tempera.
ture Of the soil and It's average duct.
uations are TO be exhaustively stud.
led. with a view 10 finding q means
Of dissipatins the energy In the int
FLOR OF the earth. The earth 10 TO be
sounded in the volcanic area and Q
system OF wires and electric batteries
introduced at level which muss
necessarily be very deep. II Il point
ed out that wire system under the
earth connected with one above
would make possible the study OF vol,
can'c action. as 1t is registered stem
BY step on the recorder When mi.
shall be accomplished. attention can
be directed TO diverting the energy
concentrated on a particular point no
fore the volcano has a chance 10 90.
fairly started.
II Is said that the Italian govern.
ment has been approached in the ma,
ter and has considered proposals with
reference 10 a study OF vesuvius
Harper's Weekly.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-04
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
City Officers.

Mayors, l.. A. Clonts.
(Phone 3I0-Red.)
Clerk and Tax Collector. H. L
Swatts
Treasurer and Assessor, A. I
Armistead
Collector of Light AID Water, c
d. Clough.
Marshal, w. Il. Tillis.
Night Waterman, r. l.. Franklin
Municipal Judge. Gen. J. A. Cox
city Attorney. Epps Tucker. Jr
Keeper of Park. Neil Mcleod.
Members of Council Morris G.
Mum. Chairman; W. P. Pillans
Nice-Chairman; Messrs. o. NJ
Eaton, G. +. Southland. r. r. Scip.
per. ". II. Pugh. P. B. Haynes.
The following standing com.
mittees for the year were appointed
Finance and Fire. Messrs. Eaton
Pillans. Haynes.
Light and Water. Messrs. Haynes
Pillans ard Southland
Streets, Messrs. SciDper, South.
ard, Haynes.
Ordinance. Messrs. Southland. Push
and Skipper.
Sanitary, Messrs.. Pugh. Eaton
Skipper.
Public Improvement and Cemetery.
Messrs. Pillans. Eaton, Pugh.
State 0mcers.
Governor-A. W. Gilchrist, Talla.
hassee.
Secretary Of State-H. Clay Craw.
ford, Tallahassee.
Comptroller-w. V. Knott. Italia.
hassee.
Treasurer. c. Luning, Talla.
hassee.
Attorney-Genesal-Park NJ. Tram.
NELL. Tallahassee.
commissioner of Agriculture-w.
A. McRae. Tallahassee
Supt. OF Public Instruction-wm
N. Holloway. Tallahassee.
Railroad Comm.ssioners-R HUI.
son Burr. Chairman; Newton A
butch. Royal c. DUN. ". G. Yon
secretary All communications
should be addressed to Tallahassee
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-04
Find Use for Vast. e,oa...

In Wilmington. Del a Ne. : -.
found for the waste products ~ 49,.
mills which have been accumnia,ins
for years and have been thought
valueless- One factory has dun,nes
over 100000 tons o. residuum fro,, a.
boilers on the neiehboring fats COW.
ering about eight acres. This i No..
10 be treated by a process for ex-rac,
ing the carbon for The marker ana N.
rest will be converted into fertilizer