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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-28
Episcopal,

ST. MARKS CATHEDRAL. First
south. near Second East street.-The Rt.
Rev Franklin S. SpaldinG. ID. D.. bishop,
the Very Rev. Samuel r.. Collsday, dean,
the Rev, Donald *. Johnston. canon,
sunday. January IS. fourth after E2pl-
phahy; $50 a. m., holy communion; e;45
A M, Sunday school: II Il. M, morning
prayer. ante communion and address on
the apportionment by j. b Scholeficld:
p. M, East Side Primary Sunda,
school at Mrs. kisers. l60 South Thir-
toenth East street: . p. M. choral even :
Ing PRAYER and address by the dean. S p,
m, at Rowland Hall chapel. shortened
evening prayer and address by Canon
Johnston.
ST. PAULS CHURCH. Main and
Fourth South streets.-Services Sunday
as follows. Holy communion at 10 a. IN. !:
morning prayer and sermon by the rec
tor at II o'clock. The subject OF the SER
mon is Combination. Evening PRAYER
and address at o'clock. Subject, The
Saloon Evil" All seats are free and ev-
erybody is welcome
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PRESBYTERIAN
Baptist.

1MMANUEL BAPTIST CHURCH
Fourth East and Second South streets
Louis s. Bowerman. minister; Mrs NJ,
v. Rogers church visitor Preaching
services at II a. m. and 1:50 d. m,
Morning subject. 1.-THE Logos Manifcstfng
the Unseen God" Evening subject nth
In the series. '"rhe Young Man and His
Problems" Gamblers and Gambling, 70
Fine gospel music. Bible scnoo at 12:2o
y. m; u. Ben Brown. superintendent,
E. II. Stacy. secretary Of the Y. NJ c. a
for Indiana. will address the Agoga class
OF Young Peoples meeting at s:15 r. m
Midwcek prayer and social service Wed
nesday evening at o'clock, You are
very cordially invited to all OF these serv-
ices.
RIO GRANDE BAPTIST CHAPEL.
second South, near Ninth West-B T.
Bronson, minister In charge: Miss Dres-
SCI, missionary: Mrs, Clecg Bible school
superintendent. Today will be one of yin q.
usual Interest Note The services and
try TO attend every one. Bible school al
10 clock. Morning Worship at II O'Clock.
Ordinance OF baptism will be admits
tered to several candidates. Junior B, Y,
r. L. at $3.50. At 1:30 Mrs, r, T. Shepard
VIII give the address Special meetings
close sunday night. We invite YOU 10
our services.
SWEDISH BAPTIST CHURCH ss7
south state atrcet-John A Lludberg
minister Sunday school at 1890 M
preaching service at 7:sO q. M Eyenjns =
topic, THE Trial of Abraham MIDI
week prayer meeting Thursday evening
AZ O'Clock All who understan the
Swedish language arc cordially invited.
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Births.

Theodore P. Rcddington. Judge Mercy
hospital. girl
Charles v Harmon. Judge Mercy hos
pital, boy.
Ernest -. Hammond. Judge Mercy hos
pital. girl
Hebcr {. Jarmon. Judge Mercy hos
pital. boy.
John l., Anderson, lsi South Second
East street. boy,
John Wojshlagcr. 11io wenboreu ave-
nue., boy.
wnlsrd T. Mitchell. - West Eighth
South street. boy.
Christian r Henrickson, $50 West
First North street. boy.
Carl william Broeker S5s West Third
j. NJ. Hamilton, 33s West Third North
street, girl.
George A. Smith. SSs West Third North
street girl.
Paul l.. Brown. Judge Mercy hospital,
boy.
Frederick c. Groendyck. 3Sl Express
avenue. boy
Carl A. Olsen. f5S North Main street.
girl.
Lorenzo Snyder. 755 West North Tenn
pie street. boy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-28
How to Keep Your Hair
Free rom Dandruff
A Delightful and Refreshing
Hair Dressing

feople who desire to preserve the
hair can gain some valuable informa
tion from the following:
Have yonr own brush and comb a,
home and at hair dressers
Never use brush or comb in publ,
places, they are usually covered will
dandruff germs.
Wash your hair brush once a week
with SOAP and warm water TO which i.
added disnfectant.
Shampoo the hair once a week with
pure soap AMI water
Use PARISIAN SAGE every day
rubbing thoroughly into scalp.
PARTISAN SAGE is guaranteed by
SCf4RAMMJOTNSO DRUGS, HThs
Never substitutors, Five (5) Good
Stores.
stores, to destroy dendrufT germs and
abolish dandruff, or money back.
To stop hair from falling and scalp
from itching, OF money back.
To put life and beauty into dull
faded hair. or money back. Price, so
eents.
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Christian Science.

FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST. SCI.
ENLIST 336 Fast Third South street.
Sunday services II O'Clock a. IN and s
o'clock p. IN Sunday school, e;45 a, m,
me Wednesday evening services arc
held AT S O'clock
SECOND CHURCH OF CHRIST. SCI.
ENLIST. Unity hall. 1913 Second East
street-Sundsy services. II o'clock a. m
Sunday school a,45 4. m Wednesday
evening services o'clock. An are wei
come TO these church services Subject
Sunday sermon. Truth"
free reading rooms in the Scott build
ing, les South Main street. where Chris
tisn Science literature may be obtained.
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All Hallows Note,

At meeting Of the Orchestra and
symphony club with Prof Anton Pcder-
sen ~ was decided TO give a public con
cert in the near future
The Rev. Fr Duclos will address the
Young Mems SodaIty AZ 7.30 tonight, his
subject being The Creator and Crea-
ture."
The Glee club and orchestra will sssis,
the Dramatic club In their entertainment
February 81.
Rsnoyations are being made in the
museum and Rev. FIR. Rosser i'm charge
has announced q public inspection in III.
near future. This museum Ia one OF the
finest In the state and contains many
rare and valuable species
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Conversational. al

corner of Fourth East and First South
streets-Elmer /. Goshen, pastor Morn
inc service at II o'clock.
p II l. L p s CONGREGATIONAL
church. Fifth Soutn and Seventh East
streets.-The Rev p. \. Simpkin. pastor.
services this day st IL and 9.45, with
sermons by the pastor. SUNDAY school at
l2:SO Christian Endeavor at $40. Cor
llal Welcome TO all Morshlpers.
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Presbyterian.
CHURCH,

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
corner of South Temple and c streets-
The Rev. William NJ. Paden. D. D. pas
Tor Morning service at IL o'clock
The Rev. e G, Wittenberger of Ogden
will preach No evening service sun
day school st 1880 p. m. Young
peoples meeting Sunday night al $50
o'ciock Midweek services on "Wednesday
evening. Teachers meeting at 1:30
o'clock. Prayer and conference at S D.
m Everybody cordially invited to all
these services,
WESTMINSTER PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH. corner of Fifth South and
morning worship will be conducted by
Mr.. l<eyworth At T:i5 p. m. regular
evening worship. Sunday school at l2:15
p. m; James Walker. Jr., superintendent
Endeavor chapel Sunday school at 80
p, m. at 6S2 West First North street
Christian Endeavor at 6.45 p. m. Every
body welcome TO all these services
THIRD PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH,
corner OF Eleventh South and Eleventh
East strcets-Frank o, Leonard. pastor,
Morning. service of worship and preaching
at II O'Clock; subject, THE WEAKNESS
Of an Unused Yoke" Sunday school at
l2:l5 p. m. Y, P. s. c. p at $50 D. m.
Evening service OF song at ESQ o'clock;
subject, Pearls Before Swine the first
Of series OF addresses on The striking
sayings or Jesus.
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In a few minutes Mi-o-na
Stomach Tablets will purify a
Tainted, Rancid, Classy Stomach
and Danish distress.

II YOU arc constantly distressed after
meals. if YOU bclch gas and have eruc-
tation of sour food, then your stomach
is in a slovenlv condition aud should be
purified and put in good shape at once.
Your food ferments, that's the
trouble with You and with million
other dyspeptics Your stomach ism t
strong enough 70 digest the food You
nut into il,
And so your food sours, yes, some,
times i, rots and forms poisonous
gases. and when IL does leave your
stomach and passes along into the
bowels, il haso' furnished proper
nourishmcnt 10 the blood but il has
left the stomach in filthy condition.
Take M1-ONA Stomach Tablets if
YOU want TO change your filthy stom-
sch into healthy. clean and purified
one.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-28
Philanthropist Dies,

ST. JOSEPH. Mo-. Jan. c7.-Charles
". Noyes, a St Joseph wholesale mer-
chant and phllanthropist. died In Los
Angeles last night Of apoplexy, accord :
Ing 10 a message received here TODAY
He built and endowed the Home for Lit
tie Wanderers here. an institution for
the care and education OF orphaned snd
abandoned children.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-28
Tells How to Promptly Get Rid
of a Severe Cold and Says
Quinine Is Never Effective.

Pape's Cold Compound is the result
of three years research at cost of
more than fifty thousand dollars, and
contains no ouinine, which we have
copclusively demonstrated is not ef-
fsctive in the treatment Of colds or
grippe,
1t is positive fact that a dose of
Pape s Cold Compound. taken every
two hours until three consecutive
doses are taken, will end the grippe and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-28
Christian

CENTRAL. CHRISTIAN CHURCH. cor
ner OF Fourth South and Third East
East Fourth South street Sunday serv-
ices AT II a. m. and 1:45 r. m Morn
ing sermon, THE Hcroism OF Faith -
Night, special service. Bible school. IN
a. m. Christian Endeayor, 6:a5 D. m
PRAYER meeting Wednesday night The
PUBLIC is invited 10 all these services
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Higher Rates Adoptad-

Los ANGELES. Jan. 27-'rhe demur-
rer n the federal indictment charging
OLAF Tveitmoe. Anton Johaunscn H.. A
Clancy and ]. y. Munsey with con-
spiracy 10 dynamite will be argued Feb
ruary IS instead OF next Monday the
date set. Tho change was made today
by agreement between counsel
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Woman Appointed Sheriff.

LEBANON, Jan. 27.--Nrs. Nancy Havs
Williams OF this city WAS today appoint ed
sheriff OF Lacede county by the county
court to serve until A special election
on February II, when a successor 10 her
husband, Sheriff j. Williams who died
last week, VIII be elected. Mrs. Williams
10 believed TO be the only woman sheriff
In Missouri. She entered upon her duties
at once
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-01-28
Methodist Epfscouai

FIRST METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH; Francis Burgettc Short. pas
tor.-Prea aching. 10:45 a. m: subiec,
"Christs Life Expressed In Attitude. Aim
and Action, Sunday school. 12:lS. Clar-
ence 6. Barron superintendent. Epworth
League. $50 p. IN. Preaching, 7:i5 D, m.
Subject. '"fhe Lottery OF Life, or Do
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Test Case Started.

MADISON. Wis. Jan. 27.-Suit was
started today in the Dane county circuit
court against the Chicago. Milwaukee &
St Paul railroad 70 test the constitution :
ality of the Wisconsin upper berth law,
which requires the upper berth In a sleep
ing car TO he closed unless occupied.
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Lutheran,

ENGLISH LUTHERAN CaURCH.
Holy Trinity. $50 South Fourth East
strect-F. W. Bussard. pastor Chief
service at u a. m. Sunday school al 10
O'Clock. All welcome
SWEDISH LUTHERAN CHURCH, cor
her second South and Fourth East
school AZ 10 cS .So e'oreens pastor Sundsy
Confirmation class. Monday evening, Jan
uaiH %, 6:l5 O'Clock, Meeting OF the
MISSION society At the church parlors
THURSDAY evening, February /. BY inyl-
tation OF Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Olson.
GERMAN LUTHERAN ST, JOHNS
CHURCH. Seventh South and State
strects-WiIliam J, Lankow. pastor sun
DAY school al $3.50 a. M Service At 1890
English service at I:3o p. m. Concordla
meets Tuesday at I:ao p. III.
NORWEGIAN LUTHERAN CHURCH.
400 South Fourth East street-Kr.
hNarnme. pastor; residence. 4o6 South
Fourth East street Morning service, III
O'Clock, Sunday school, 1915 p m
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Congressman Robbed.

DEADWOOD. 5. u. Jan 2T.-Eriends
today discovered that burglars had en-
tered the home OF II. w. Martin and
stolen silverware and other valua blcs
which amounted to hundreds OF dollars
Congressman Martin and his family now
arc in Washington.
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Salt Lake Statistics
Deaths.

Louisa King Spencer. aged IS years,
Brishts disease, l@7 Social Hall avenue,
January 20.
William Powell, aged So years. pueu
mouia, az. Marks hospital. January oi
Erick Holm, aged IS years. tuhercu-
losis, Salt Lake county inflrmary. Janu-
ary 20.
James l.. Cushioubcrry, aged - years.
Tuberculosis. 3 South Third East street
January 20
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Y. NJ O. A

AZ o'clock p. M r, f. stacy, state
secretary OF the y. NJ, G. \. work in In
n!ana' VIII give an address TO men. Mrs
B. f. Cutler will sing This win be a
strong meeting, All men Invited
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Marriage Licenses.

Harry kottich, Fort Douglas. and
Hazel u. Mincer, Salt Lake.
Roy Edward Price and Kathryn RIP
peto. Salt Lake.
Burtt T.. Taylor and Lena Amanda
Newton. Salt Lake.
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Adventists.

TIE SENENTH-DAY ADVENTIST
CHURCH.. corner OF Fifth South and
SlNts Fast streets-Scandnsvia preach
Ing Sunday at r. M hy Pastor ri. Han
sen; subject. The Beast and Its Mark y
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Swedish Mission.

The Rev. \. Saabye will preach
at 7St South Seventh East street sun
day at 1880 a. m, and p. m. He Will
also preach In the Swedish Mission
church in Sandy al 3 o'clock %. m. All
Scandinavians are invited
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Argument Monday.

CHICAGO. Jan. 27.-The proposition
for the revision upward OF the insurance
rates on the Modern Woodmcu OF Amer
lea was adopted al the convention by n
vote OF $50 for higher rates. against 30I
opposing the proposition.
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Sunday Services i'm
Salt Lake Churches
CORDIAL WELCOME TO ALL sERVIOEs EXTENDED TO ALL

1cu Believe in Luck?" Bring your friends
and join with us In the old gospel hymns.
your presence will help us. We will Try
TO help you.
ILIFF' METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
streets.--Ransom p. Nichols. A. NJ. pas
tor The home church OF Methodsm in
salt Lake. 9:45 a. m., Sunday school,
a. ID Mcclure, superintendent. II q. m. I,
preaching, subject. "Why Am a Metho-
dist. 6:15 p: m, Epworth league. T:t5
p: m, preaching. subject. Night Scenes
FROM the Bible-A Night With the
Ismpter. Wednesday p. m, meeting
OF adult class for the study Of religious
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Thief IL Sentenced.

FARGO. n. D., Jan. IA. j. MURRAY
cony'cted butter thief who Is charged
day TO five years In the state poniton.
uary on the theft charge
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-lIE date OF the launching OF the
first successful lifcboat is
clearly entitled TO rank among
jill the great days OF human
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-12-06
WOMEN SHOULD NEVER
USE HARSH PHYSICS

women are especially susceptibla r.
constipation and their more delicote
organisms rebel at the violence ~
cathartlcs and purgatives. Drastic
medicines like salts, mineral waters
pills and powders may afford femme
rary relief, but their violent action IN
the stomach and bowels tends tn nm.
set the entire system.
A mild laxative is far preferable an6
more effective. The combination Of
simple laxative herbs with pepsin nre-
scnbed by DR.. w. B. Caldwell and
sold In drug stores under the name of
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, is ideal
Tor women, being gentle in action pos
tive in effect and pleasant to the
taste. A spoonful Of Syrup Pepsin AT
night will bring natural relRf next
morning and, used regularly for a
brief period, will SO strengthen and
tone the muscles of the stomach and
bowels that there will be little. if anv
Iurtner need for medicine.
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin can no
procured in any drug store. Your
name and address on a postal to DR..
w B. Caldwell, 203 West ST.. Month.
cello, ILL.,, will bring free trial bot
tie by return mail Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-12-06
MELiSSA'S VOTE is. NOT CAST
FOR Mr.. mIcKSER.

Melissa" exclaimed Mrs. Merri-
wid's maternal maiden aunt Jane,
with some excitement, 81 declare if
they haven't taken down those horrid
billboardsi"
"U-huh," responded Mrs. Merriwid,
yaWning slightly under cover OF her
sAapely little hand; 81 mentioned
them to Alderman Mickser last night"
"And they're not only cleaning the
alley every morning, they're sweeping
it, Aunt Jane continued.
Mrs. Merriwid regarded her rosy
fingernails thoughtfully. Us that alp"
she asked. II had an idea that they
might put down mosaic thing. I'm
rather disappointed in Mr.. Mickser."
mot to speak of the arc light at
the corner and having a policeman
put to patrol our part of the avenue"
Aunt Jane concluded, note Of tri-
umph in her voice.
eff Mr.. Mickser were really devoted,
he'd patrol the avenue in the Silly
watches of the night himself" said
! Mrs. Merriwid. "My heart begins to
tell me that he's only a four-fusher
after all'
well, as I've remarked before, you
are hard to please" said Aunt Jane.
Il should think it would be highly
gratifying to have everything done for
you the moment you express wish.
1t isn't every woman whose admirer,
however devoted, is in a position Of
such power as to enable him to do
such things
THAT is no premeditated falsifica-
| tion," admitted Mrs. Merriwid "You
rang the little bell that time, dearie.
Mr.. Mickser certainly has something
of drag. I believe when he adjusts
his block and tackle to public serv-
Ice corporation and leans his manly
bulk against the windlass, he usually
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-12-06
HAIR CAME OUT IN PUNCHES

813 E. Second ST, Muncie, Ind.-"My
little girl had bsd breaking out on
the scalp. It was little white Jumps.
The pimples would break out as large
as a common pinhead all over her
head. They would break and run vel
low matter. She suffered nearly year
with itching and burning. 1t was sore
and itched all the time. The matter
that ran from her head was very thick.
did not comb her hair very often, her
head was too sore to comb 1t, and
when I did comb, it came out in
punches. Some nights her head itched
SO bad she could not sleep.
Il tried several different soaps and
ointments, also patent medicine, but
nothing could / get to stop It. / began
using Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment this summer after l sent for
the free samples. l used them and
they did so much good l bought cake
of Cuticura Soap and some Cuticura
Ointment. I washed her head with
Cuticura Soap and rubbed the Cuticura
Ointment in the scalp every two
weeks. A week after l had washed her
head three times you could not tell she
ever had breaking out on her head.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment also made
the hair grow beautifully" (Sgned)
Mrs. Emma Patterson, Dec. %, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv
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fetches something. At the same time,
he has no hooks attached to little
Melissa, auntie dear"
Aunt Jane took up her crochet
work and was silent for a moment or
two. Then she observed that Mr..
Mickser was still comparatively
young.
What effect will that have on the
Knickerbocker company's ice crop
for next season." Queried Mrs. Merri-
wild.
''I don't exactly understand what
you mean" said Aunt Jane, but
mean that there is a brilliant political
career open to him. He may be our
next mayor, and then governor, and
he may be sent to the United States
senate, there's no telling, and even
become president"
81 suppose you open your windows
and air the room thoroughly after
you've been indulging, ard that's why
| never suspected 1t before" said Mrs.
Merriwid. What brand do you smoke,
dearie?"
as there anything to prevent
him?" asked Aunt Jane, defiahtly.
"Some uniformed people might urge
a lack of brains," said Mrs Merriwid,
"but 1t seems to be that intellect isn't
the essential quality, SO Well say
that the brilliant career is open. They
may shut the door when they see him
coming, but he won't be delicate about
kicking it in If anybody objects, he'll
try jolly on them, and, if that
doesn't work, he'll see what sand
bag will do in the way of quieting
them. Pretty soon I'll be looking for
q sinister bulge in his coat pocket,
myself, but he's only in the ioliying
stage as yet"
II think he's. a very good natured.
genial sort of man." said Aunt Jane.
Hes campaigning now, you see,
darling" explained Mrs. Merriwid.
Hes a candidate for Melissa and he's
getting ready for the preferential pri-
mary and would like to have your in
fioo-ence. OF course he's genial. He'd
kiss your baby, If you had one, dearie,
nd you noejn't worry about the tur-
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key at Thanksgiving; he'll attend to
it. All you've got to do is to vote
early and often. You're doing well
now. Just keep it up"
I'm sure I don't care" Aunt Jane
bridled 'You can take him or leave
him. 1t doesn't make any difference
to me-
CT guess it wouldn't do" said Mrs.
Merriwid, redectively. "Of course, if
he were elected, he might attend to
the duties of his office, but the
chances are that he'd neglect them.
And as for that career, it would be
too much of a strain on me. I'd lie
awake nights wondering how long be-
fore they'd investigate him, and it's
getting SO nowadays that no states
man is really safe. Imagine my feel.
ings when l saw him for the first time
in a striped suit. No man as stout as
he is looks well in horizontal stripes"
'T must say I think you're going a
little too far, Melissa, my DEAR" said
Aunt Jane.
Il don't say it would go as far as
that" Mrs Merriwid conceded. But
there would be the public pillory. He's
been IN that several times already,
and the higher he rises the more he'll
have to expose his boot soles to popu-
lar execration, and I'd have to give
up reading newspapers or else have
my tenderest feelings lacerated by
seeing him squeezing taxpayer to
death in the front page cartoon"
''The best of men are maligned,"
said Aunt Jane
''Too, too true!" agreed Mrs. Merri.
wild. "And Mr.. Mickser is far, far
from being the best of men at that,
dearie. There are half a dozen that I
could name that would have him
bleached to a pale, pasty hue in COM
parison. But it's a nice thing to have
those billboards down and I appre,
ciate the clean alley and the arc light
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and the policeman. So as loni as
there is no motion to make the t. .po-
rary organization permanent, we'll let
Mr.. Mickser sit around the parlor
once in while and explain the prin-
ciples of civil government. My motto
is equal rights to all and whatever
special privileges I can get without
committing myself
What do you suppose will happen
if he insists on your committing your
self?' inquired Aunt Jane.
Mrs. Merriwid laid down her
chamois rubber and picked up an or
ange stick. "a landslide" she re-
piled. can avalanche, a steam roller,
bolt from the blue Mr.. Mickser
will be showed under, overwhelmed,
crushed to earth, swamped, knocked
out and finally rejected. He will wan
der out of here with dazed, stricken
expression on his genial face, bab-
bling incoherently of green fields I'm.
til some plying soul takes him home.
But he'll come to the next morning.
auntie"
Come to where?" Inquired Aunt
Jane
TO a conclusion, dearie." said Mrs.
Merriwid. 81 think he'll conclude 7
don't want him.
Copyright. 1872. by ". G. Chapman)