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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
The Other Half.

Some f%ellers. the SNUG an sleek
ones
breaches loud the gospel of grace;
They points TO us poor an weak ones
An they sneers at the human race,
Strangers they are at the bread lines,
To the rag-tags an zero blasts,
But we read their words in headlines
As we SILVER between u fasts.
But that's a poor compensation
For the things hat we might have
done,
What need of a dispensation
For the battles We might have
won?
Them chaps with the big fur collars,
With their cars and their clubs an
friends,
How easy they take the dollars
That the might of the dollar sends
Ever stand froZe on a efdtlh
In the two A. NJ. or about,
One eent in your pocket waitin'
TIL the city editions out?
To tramp with your body achin'
On a hunt for a chance to live?
To hear with a soul nigh breakin'
That there wasn't no job to give?
Ii amt that the world amt CROWN
The way that il ought to grow;
It's us that amt quite a-knowin',
All the things that we ought to
know.
It's us that's got somethin' laekin'
That breaks us before we can start,
| Robs us in sorrer an sackin'
An sucks out the pride from the
heart.
Twice in a while we come creepin'
From corner OF alley an park;
When most of the city is sleepin'
We cry for our lives in the dark.
When the cold winds whistle sky
ways;
When the red sun SINNERS an
stews;
Your brothers drop in the byways
An you read their names in the
news.
Percy Shaw.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
DafydiIs.

If the bell tolled that the ladder
rung would the orange peel?
When the professor broke the test
tube did the glass retort; no, but the
tube rose.
If the gas stove blew up would the
kitchen sink?
If the eat-nip the hoar-hound
would the SNOWFALL? No, but the
lockwood.
When the garage blew up did the
electric light?
If the kindling gave out would the
mutton chop?
Did you ever hear the collar band?
When you are in a hurry in the
morning is the cuff link the missing
link?
If a railroad train ran over a COW
would the beef suet2
II the eowslip would the milk
shake?
Hans. ole. If all de sweets ran a
race would de sugar beet?"
Ole. 'Ha, ha Val, Hans, you
shall tell me If de coffee bean home
would de tea leaf?'
If the Tribune knocked the new
city government would the city
pound?
Z II the badger hurt would the por-
Observation-Disclosures
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
c. NOTICES
APPLICATION NJ. 22s4.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the state of Nevada

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of December, 1911, in ac-
cordance with Section 25, Chapter
NXXI. Of the Statutes of 1909. one
James Doutre of Aurum, County of
White Pine, State of Nevada, made APP
plieation to the State Engineer of Ne
vada for permission to appropriate the
public waters of the State of Nevada.
Such appropriation is 10 be made from
Summit Well. at points from corner
post on utah-Nevada State Line,
marked as follows; on the North by
two notches on the south by four
notehes, on the east 'U.G.c.." and
the west IN the Summit Well bears
;. A deg. % min. 20 sec, w, $3.50
feet. by means of pumps and troughs
and 4 cubic feet per econd Is to be
conveyed to points at the well. as
above described. by means of troughs
and there used for watering sheep.
Water not to be returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY.
= State Engineer.
(First Publication January II. 1922
CLast Publication February 4, 1929
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Danger Ahead.

Edmund Lamy, the skating cham
pion. said the other day at Saranac
Lake:
Skating on thin ice is very. very,
dangerous. | heard two sisters
daughters of an aged millionaire
widower-talking the other day
about II.
Did you hear about poor pas
heroism?' the first sister said. That
beautiful young chorus girl. Tottie
Tights. broke through the ice this
morning and pa plunged In and res
cued her
THE second sister bit her lip.
We'll, she said. How dreadful
Now we'll have 10 rescue pa
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21

Opie Read, the big, genial novel
list. storyteller and ever popular en-
tertainer, was at a Caautauqua out
west last summer, where after his
lecture, he met a fellow platformist
and invited him to have a smoke.
Come, H said Read, get
your pipe and let's get comfortable"
No, thank you, Mr.. Read, | don't
smoke
What. don't smoke," exclaimed
Opie.
No declared the other, Il
smoke, chew, drink, nor swear.
Great Caesar, man." cried Read,
I'm doin one of those things all the
Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
An Old Bachelors Lament.

There is a dance in cur old town
that's very new and brisk;
The women's clubs would frown it
down as being very risque;
But the boys and girls alike have got
this raging craze for fair,
And when the lights are turned real
low they love that Grizzly
Bear.
The Turkey Trot is on the tide o:
popular favor now,
And our duennas cant decide just
what they should allow;
They say it is a nugging bee, this
odd, peculiar motion,
And Madam Grundy has decreed IT'S
much against her notion.
Bill Jones-the darned old rogue
he dances to perfection
The Turkey Trot, the Bunny Hug
and every such CONNECTION;
He dances with the girls we love;
their hearts are all a-futter;
And all we prudes can do or say Is
just to stand and mutter.
And Bill-he had no end of fun at
the Eta Bita Pies,
Where all the girls they hollered
more" and slighted us old
guys.
And so. you see. we hate this dance,
so brazen and SO bold;
The reason is We get no chance as in
the days of old.
The girls all like to hug the boys that
are not old and worn,
And we old chaps must get our joys
from dances now forlorn.
We're reckoned in the whirl no more
of heel and toe and squeeze,
For we were boys so long ago that
we no longer please.
Sacramento Bee.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
4 papal Bull.

The Rev. Clarence S. Cole, the &C.
clesiastic historian of Wheeling, said
at a recent session of the Wheeling
Historical society:
There is a lot OF talk about an
American pope. But those who ex-
pect to see Il pope here in America are
as ignorant of papal affairs as Sin
cox.
"Sincox was presented to Pope
Plus in Rome last year. AS he bow
ed low before the venerable digni-
tary, Sincox murmured
81 am proud to meet your reyer-
ence. / knew your father, the late
pope"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Good Reading for Sunday

the customer replied. Chicken pie?
Why, there's not a piece of chicken
in 1t, and never was
Oats right, boss-dey amt no
chicken in it."
Then why do you call it chicken
pie2 ! never heard of such a thing"
Oats all right, boss. Dey don't
have to be no chicken in a chicken
pie. Dey amt no dog in a dog bis
cult. is dey?"-Everybody's Maya.
game.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21

send up a distress signal. The rock
ct was already lit and about TO as
cend, when a solemn-faced passenger
stepped up.
"Gap'n," said he, I'D be the last
man ON earth TO cast a damper OH
any mans patriotism; but seems to
me this here's no time for celebratin'
an settin off of fire works Chris
tian Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
APPLICATION NO. 2c7s.
Notice of Application for Permission To
Appropriate the Public Waters Of
the state of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of December. 1911, In accor-
dance with Section 20. Chapter XXI.
of the Statutes of 1909. one Harry Bews
OF Schellbourne. County of White Pine,
and state of Nevada. made application
to the State Engineer OF Nevada for
permission to appropriate the public
waters OF the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from
Grass Valley Spring at points from a
mountain peak which bears n. Al deg.
O3 min. w, 40,610 feet, from cor. TIPS.
20 and Fl N. II. SO and 10 f., NJ. ID. b.
4 M, spring bears s. 81 deg. Sc min.
w. 1890 feet on unsurveyed land. by
means OF reservoir, and 0.3 cubic feet
per second is to be conveyed To points
Immediately below said springs by
means OF natural channel to said res
ervoir and there used for stock water
ing purposes. Water not to be re-
turned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
state Engineer.
(First Publication December II. 1919
(Last Publication January IA, 1919
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Argument From Analogy.

A hungry customer seated him.
self at a table In a quick-lunch res
taurant and ordered a chicken pie.
When 1t arrived he raised the lid and
sat gazing at the contents ~intently
Tor a while. Finally he called to the
waiter.
LOOK here, Sam, ne said; what
did l order?"
Chicken pie. sah."
And what have you brought
me?"
Chicken pie. sah."
Chicken pie. you black rascal!''
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Iifelike Imitation.

Intending Passenger. How long
does the next train stop at this
placer"
Station Master. -Four minutes.
From two to two to two two.
Intending Passenger, docking
up Beg pardon; was that you
just footed or the ?"-Boston
Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
The Stampede.


The lightning tossed its tangled
boughs
And great winds blew about;
At midnight all the cattle rose
And took to sudden rout.
And. whirled in seething floods of
rain,
We followed in their wake,
While ebbed and surged the driving
storm
Like waves which lift and break.
Mad was the night and mac the
flight;
We prayed beneath our breath
For, mid that sea of tossing horns.
Beneath those hoofs, lay death.
Then in the same mysterious way
They ceased as they began
And down our backs the trickling
drops
In ceaseless rivulets ran.
AS round and round the heard we
rode
For hours on hours of rain,
And sang them songs of lusty cheer
Lest they should rise again!
Kansas City Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
The Week i'm School.

Mondays Adenoidal Day
Bring bandages and salve;
For Doctor Jones will cut away
The adenoids you have.
No doubt you will be overjoyed,
When Doctor Jones is through,
To know no fretful adenoid
Again will trouble you.
Thursdays Anitoxin Day
OF that please make a note;
For Doctor Brown will cut away
The tonsils from each throat.
Bring cotton, lint and vaseline.
This class meets sharp at ten,
And tonsils will be shipped off
Nor trouble you again.
Wednesday is Appendix Day
For Glasses A and b;
When Doctor Smith will cut away
This sup%erfuity.
Please don't forget the day, as said
The classes meet at ten.
Bring needles and spool of thread
TO sew you up again.
Thursdays Antitoxin Day
So kindly be prepared;
Bring gauze and %antiseptic spray.
All right arms will be barred.
Or left arms if you SO elect.
For Doctor Puncture will inject
The serum sharp at two.
Fridays Vaccination Day
For fall and winter terms;
Those who have fresh scars will stay
For a%ntityphoid germs
Half a billions the amount.
Glasses meet at four.
Doctor Green will make the count
Doctor Gray will pour.
Saturdays Reaction Day
Thermometers at three;
Bring stethoscopes-and Doctor Gray
Will make b~lood-eounts, to see
How science triumphs Ger disease
How a|ntitoxins rule.
Now mark the weekly program,
please,
And don't be late for school.
Saturday Evening Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
4 Eorcpful STYLE.

Il found out the farmer We are
boardin with pens a stray article now
and then"
You don't say, What are his
CHIEF s%ubjects?"
Wandering pigs. of course."-
Baltimore American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Seeing Il Believing.

You can't add different things to-
gether," said the school teacher. IF
you add a sheep and a COW together,
il does not make two sheep or two
COWS" A little boy, the son of a
milkman. held up his hand and said:
That may do with sheep and COWS;
but. if you add a quart of water. it
makes Two quarts of milk. I've seen
it tried.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Futile Worry.

John d. Rockefeller, Jr., at a re-
cent dinner. said of success:
Success depends a good deal on
the recognition of values. The sue
cessful man knows what is import
ant and what is unimportant. lie
doesn't Waste time over trifes.
That, he knows, would be as silly as
the Tarrytown girls course.
"A Tarrytown girl, after reading a
letter from her nance, said pettish-
ly.
- do wish Joe would learn to
write more clearly. | can't tell from
this postscript whether he is sending
10000 or 100000 kisses
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Difficult Altei natives.

What | want to see, said the
economist, lis a system which will
compel these big enterprises to get
out and fight each other to a finish"
In other words, your idea is that
the only way to prevent collision is
to arrange a collision. Washing
ton Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Oyerdid.

Doctor. You admit that ! cured
you of insomnia, then why don't you
pay my bill?"
Patient. Sorry, doe, but | sleep
so soundly now that my wife goes
through my pockets nights and takes
every cent.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
His Caution.

Mr.. White. Il understand, Smath-
ers, that your church is about to go
into court to sue certain d%eliquent
worshippers for pew rent
Brudder Smatners. "Yassah;
on'y | doesn't call folks dat won't
pay de Lawd der honest 'debtenness
wuhchippahs."
Mr.. White. What do you call
them?"
Brudder Smathers. Mem mind
sab. Mem mind what | call 'em. |
called one of 'em what | called him
dis mawnin'. an he kicked me in de
head wild a roek,"-National Month
ly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Breaks the Ice.

The bold drummer had just kissed
the Boston maid.
"Oh, sir. she cried. in a Mortified
tone, mo man ever kisser me before
Well" rejoined the b. d., Il sup
pose somebody had to break the ice"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Not Time for Goodheys.

Young Lady. Guard, will I have
time to say good by to my friends?"
Guard. Afraid not, miss. This
train leaves in two hours and a
half."-Saered Heart Review.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21

Church. 4 hear they're thinking
of getting an %aeroplane for the police
department.
Gotham. What, More fly cops?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Talking Ii Over.

"Why did you shoot at me?"
Took you for a deer"
Didn't you see my bright red
coat. Does a deer wear a bright red
mo ! thought ii seemed rather
odd as l hot."-Washington Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
4 Parallel Case,

Here's an recount of a fellow who
took two years to make a toothpick."
Some overdrawn, eh?"
"Oh, / don't know. ! know of a
mother who took five years to make
a match. louisville Courier
Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
A Slight misunderstanding.

Night was coming on, the storm
was increasing and some of the deck
fittings had already been swept over
board, when the captain decided to
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21

Mrs. Crimsonbeak. This paper
SAYS thai blind men outnumber blind
women two 10 me.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak. That's before
they are married, ! suppose.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
One of the Perils of Divorce.

How do you like your new papa,
little girl?" asked the neighbor.
Not very well" was the reply. Il
told ma yesterday that | could have
picked out a better one myself"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Pretty Big.

My new hat is pretty big"
= thought so, too. but when | got
the bill for il it made your hat look
like the head of a PIN
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
Nothing Wasted i'm the New Process

Nothing WASTED In The New Process.
Yes, we paper-bagged the turkey
at our boarding house."
"Well?"
1T came on the table four times
and the fifth time we ate the bag"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
The spider aud the Advertiser.

When Mark Twain in his early
days was editor of a Missouri pa
per a superstitious subscriber wrote
to him saying that he had found a
spider in his paper and asked if it
was a sign of good or bad luck.
The humorist wrote his answer
and printed it: old Subscriber
Finding a spider in your paper is
neither good nor bad luck. The spid-
er was merely looking e your pa
per to see which merchants is not ad-
yertising. so he will know where the
other spiders have got their webs
up. "-Exchange.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
PUBLIC LAND AND MINING
CASES.

If you are interested in any contest
or any matter before the Interior De-
partment, write to Clark & Wright,
registered land lawyers, oo2 F Street
N. w. Opposite Cenl Land Office,
Washington, D.. c. Free information
about contests and where to obta..
scrip, locatable-upon public lanes.
without residence or cultivation.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-01-21
$3.50 Mines and Companies
Fully Revised

The new edition of the Copper Hand
book is a dozen books in one. coverin
all phases of the copper industry of tn
entire world. 1t is used as the
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-03-23
oNE-TALENT PEOPLE.

Lincoln said: The Lord must have
loved the one-talent people, for he
made SO many of them"
We are too prone to look at talents
as accomplishments, like painting.
singing or being good musician, for
getting that there are talents of far
more lasting quality which are hardly
recognized as such.
A dear little Quaker woman once
made the remark that she would rath-
er have merited this epitaph on her
tomb stone than any she ever knew:
"She was easy to live with" Being
easy to live with is talent worth cul-
tivating and one which is all too
rare.
If our children today might be
taught that to be agreeable and COM
panionable, unselfish and thoughtful
of others are qualities far more valu-
able in life than being able to speak
seven languages.
We need to teach our daughters
that the humble, though exalted. pro-
fession of home-making is more de
sirable than the superficial accom-
plishments which take their time
strength and interest.
The object of the profession OF
homemaking is comprehensive one
to raise the ideals of home making Is
one, to make housekeeping an inspir
ing profession instead of deadenine
drudgery, to make the daily task II
the home entertaining as bridge whist
To make the housekeeper's allow
| ance go as far as possible that the
best things of life may not be lei
out.
To promote the household welfare
and insure domestic tranquility.
To develop in each child all the per
lection of which he is susceptible
mentally, morally and physically.
The profession of home-making i
becoming more and more Difficult
each year, and the young women wh'
expect to enter the profession un
| trained will be the ones who in tn
future will figure in the divorce
courts.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-03-23
Bela.ed information.

Albert Morris Bagley was being con-
graduated at the Waldorf-Astoria In
New York on the success of his "mu-
steal mornings"
Il impute my success" he said, ITO
the fact that engage no talent that 1
don't know thoroughly. In entertain
ment, as in matrimony. knowledge Is
most important"
Then Mr. Bagby smiled and said:
1.-TWO ladies were talking the other
day about the Chinese revolution. The
younger lady said:
Isn't it dreadful in China? A
woman doesn't know her husband till
she marries him.
"The other lady, Divorce, answer
ed bitterly:
"I didn't know my husband till
married him, either. st. Louis
Glote-Democrat.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-03-23
Revised Version.

Senator Bankhead. discussing an
eloquent speech that had been rather
poorly reported, said:
"The report spoiled the speech. IL
was like old Hiram's Earwig's account
of Daniel Webster's last word. Web
ster, you know. as he lay dying, ut
tered the profound and significant
sentence, L still live Well, Hiram
Earwig of Skeeter Beach said to a
visitor from the city:
"'Yawp, life's onsartin. Wot wuz II
that thar New Highlander said-Weo-
ster. | think? Yawp. it wuz General
Dan Webster. He got off good thing
Just afore he died. He riz up in bed
an says, says he:
esq amt dead yit."'"-Baltimore
Sun.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-03-23
Te<k1 M~,es.sN-.
Man Still In the Majority.

f. Dana Durand. discussing In the
Worlds Work immigration in rela-
tion to the census says that among
the foreign-born whites in the United
States in 1910 who had been In this
country less than ten years. there
were 155 males to 100 females. OF all
foreign-Sorn whites combined. the
males numbered 100000 and the fe-
males 5.S21.000. or 129 males to each
100 females: in 1900 the proportion
was III. These figures contrast strik
ingly with the sex distribution OF the
native white population. in which
there was 1903 males per 100 fe
males.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-03-23
TURNED BLIND
ALMOST FELL
Mrs. Hansen Says At First Her Case
Seemed Hopeless, but She
Finally Won Out.

Mobile, Ala.-"For seven years"
says Mrs. Sigurd Hansen, of this
city, II suffered with womanly troub-
les, and, at last, was operated on.
| felt better for a time. but soon
had the same trouble as before.
l had dizzy spells, and would turn
blind and almost fall over. had
pains in my back and side. and wa7
not able to work.
Half the time l could not eat any
breakfast, and always felt weak and
had a headache.
One day, my husband got me a bot
tie of Cardui, and l tried it. felt
better, so l took some more.
Now, am well and feel fine. My
doctor says am looking better than
ever. / have good appetite and sleep
well.
1t is all due to Cardui. l only wish
every suffering woman would try it.
They would soon feel as good as ]
do"
You may be sure, when Cardui will
relieve and cure such serious case
as that of Mrs. Hansen, that it will,
much more quickly and certainly, help
those women who have no serious
symptoms, but are just weak and all
ing.
Are you?
Try it.
~. B.-Wrife to; Ladies' Advisory
Dept. Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Chat.
tanooga, Tenn, for Special Instruc-
lions. md 64-page book, "HOme Treat.
ment for Women" sent I'm plain wrap
Der, ON request.