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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

seeds for distribution. and they are
almost gone. Ths seems TO Indicate
that people are lntofested in garden
ing, ana forelolls good supply Of
garden sass for the coming season. II
Il fashion 20 derido the congress
sional seed distribution and II really
ls a nonsonaloal proposition. II would
be much bottof not to spend tho
peoples money for this purpose, and
let them select seeds to their liking.
hut congress VIII not let 90 Of II,
and since the money Is spent II Is
the part Of wisdom 10 use the seeds
ana get as much good from them as
possible. As n rule the seeds are
good and OF good varieties We have
tested them IN former years and
found this 20 be the case"
our private opinion Is. after read
lng the above. that the editor 90 the
News IN trying to conceal a seed testi-
monial for Georges benefit under the
cloak Of dlsapproval of the PROPOSE
ton. However II the seeds don't
grow. the editor mayhap may find
himself IN q parlous situation.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

every person injured tn the grand
stand commits suicide.
O q .
THERE ARE some caustic critics
who affirm without reservation that
a large, toothy person az oyster Bay,
y. ". caught senator LaFollette In
swimming and stole all his clothes
except his pompadour Recent de-
velopments Ia North Dakot2 would
Indicate that Bob got another outfit
as goyd as the first
y = g
II wOMAN's suffrage really wants
10 win, send out the women VIII have
the natural weapons II bevy of
young and pretty girls would 60 10
and jolly up the Parliament they
ought to be able to got anything the
want, Elderly ladies with halchets
were never yet known to do more
thar create n riot.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

Riding the waves IS great
AQUATIC pastime on our considerable
rivers and lakes. The wavCs are
produced by steamboats, or vessels,
as they are called a smaller boat
driven on these agitatiOns OF the
wagery surface Is treated 10 q rock
ing motion which il very exhilirat-
Ing II one dlsassoclates the expert
encc from the peril incurred. For
should the tiny craft become upset
or overturned, one could easily be-
come drowned, or even wet
ann reminded Of a very deplorable
Incident in which small youth
named Obadia Oglosmith figured
Young Oglesmth essayed TO ride the
waves
We now see him IN The wake OF the
steamship.
Too bad that be Is IN a flat-fottom-
ed johnhoat and 40 help Is near that
can 0e deserted With the human eye.
THE END
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
HOW TO DO IT.

An exchange Is iamenting the al
legged fact that the great American
tourist who starts out periodically TO
"'see America First" becomes dis
couraged early on bis tour because
OF the conflicting freak laws which he
encounters as nc passes from one
commonwealth into another. II ISL
alleged that in Alabama he gets
soaked ~ he fails 70 tip the porter
and IN Mississippi he Is liable to
fine OF S1O0 II he does tip the porter!
In some states, II Is said. he is mem
accd with heavy fine II he lights n
cigarette and in others may go to the
iusgado If he carries flask; IN Ken
lucky he Is viewed with suspicion II
ne does not drink. and in Kansas he
may be hanged II he does: In one
state he Is Obliged TO drink from a
common drinking cup az the cooler
and Ia another he is put into the
cooler n he does as "A result OF which
he Is forced TO make himself cup
out Of an envelope and pours most
OF the ice water down inside his un-
dershirt. There " crying need. II Is
claimed. for uniform set OF laws
that will be the same from New York
10 Frisco.
This Is exaggerating ana misrepre-
sentlng the situation. II Is this null
tiplicity Of laws which adds the spice
Of variety to transcontinental travel.
Anyhow, the easy solution is to get
in an automobile with your own little
bottle under lock and key, with your
case OF cigarettes snugly slowed away
under tho toolbox
You won't need am drinking cup
bat taay kneei on.the green grass aus
Stake yssr thirst from one Of the
sparkling springs along the roadside;
in the depths OF the tall timber you
may guzzle 10 your hearts content
and smoke until the landscape Is 90.
scared by the haze; you are your own
porter and need not tip yourself; and
you may forget about freak legisla-
ton as you sit in Joyous contempla-
ton OF the fascinating New Mexico
landscape. resting on your journey
over the historic Santa re irai
through the Land of Sunshine TO sh'
Pacific.
This editor ought 20 get up 20 date
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
HOW ABOUT a crEAN-uPq

Its about time to poke the people
OF Albuquerque up a little abou, a
spring cleanup" said a prominent
woman who il a member of the civic
Improvement society. this morning. A
word TO tho wise is amply sufficient
Tho Herald can call 60 mind without
batting an eye dozen vacant lots m
thiokly settled parts of the city which
are gracefully adorned with a varied
collection OF tln cans. passe garbage.
tumble weeds and general rubbish,
which could be cleaned up and made
60 look attractive with few hours
work There IL no better time to
make a cleanup resolution than right
now. before the summer season Is
upon us; and tho city viii be CONS
pleteiy metamorphosed In weeks
time II every citizen will take this
admonition home 10 himself and start
out on still hunt for old rags and
bottles A little team work In every
bhock-especlaily among the owners
of vacant lots who try 10 hide be-
hind their vacancy--wlll hiring about
a wonderful transformation.
Don't forget. moreover, that advice
we gave you a few days ago about
planting some flowers and vegetables
The seeds cost little or nothing and
you will find them the best invest.
ment that you ever tackled.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
THE SILVER CITY WAY.

II Albuquerque doesn't look alive
the fame OF the Albuquerque way
may be eclipsed by the silver City
way" now coming into prominence asl
a result OF the determined campaign
inaugurnted rs the business men and
boosters Of that thriving town. silver
city citizens sre now az work solicit
ing-and securing .generoas sub
acriptions wherewith 20 conduct an
effective and widespread advertising
campaign for silver City.
silver Clty's matchless climate.
recognized by the government In its
huge expenditures on the Fort Bay
ard sanitarium. ie the point upon
which the boosting campaign Is being
chiefly focused; but It is also the in
tentlon OF the boosters 20 see that the
public learns more about the vas,
extent or the mineral resources OF
the Grant county district. II IL the
plan 10 inform the people az large
that silver City has tributary TO u
one OF the largest copper producing
mines IN the United states and that
her ore shipments reach total that
a enormous. With her. mines and
her climate silver City ought 20 have
things an her own way. n she keeps
pers,stentIy nj this publicity business
The silver city Independent says:
1T is pleasing TO note that there
exists In silver city a demand Tor
houses. furnished and unfurnlshed'
ana for rooms, which the supply Is
stretched ia meet Il is an indication
of prosperity which Is attributable %
tho widening fame OF our climate
The Business Mems association Is tax
ing the matter up with view OF see
ing that an the wants Of inquirer'
for these commodities are met TheS
are making Il their business through
the secretary to bring the interested
parties together. TO prospective
builders they arr in position 70 HaS
that the demand for houses Is hkes
10 be greater Ia the futufe tnNh
present or IN the past, for the reason
that an aggressive campaign OF adVer'
Using Sc shortly 20 DE entered upon
which cannot fail 10 very largely ia
crease the number of people seekin'
tho benefits Of this climate More
over. Il Is not proposed TO advances
the claims Of silver city as a win'ei
resort. but q is proposed 10 demon
strnte that silver city possesses 'h'
greatest au-the-year climate in 'h'
worle. Thus Silver city VIII secnr
.hose who intend 20 seek the adyant
ages OF climate al all times Of 'h'
yoar and also those who viii sta
until they have reaped those advanl
ages"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
WALT MASON AND
FARRELL OF SANTA FE
IN BATTLE OF JINGLES

Writing about the high cost of Nv
ing. Walt Mason lately turned out
the following bit Of Jingle.
"a stately squash grew on VINE
that hung upon fence, and u was
larFc and smooth and fine, and soid
for seven cents. The buyer pui II ~
"a crate ana shipped II Oft 90 town.
the railway charged ton cents Tor
freight. and got the money down
Then divers Kinds OF middlemen
passed that old squash along ana
each one got rako-off then, Ia which
they saw no Wr1ng. The jobbor 10
the grocer sold that squash one nn-
tumn day, ana Il was Scared ana
bruised ana Did and tending 90 decay.
The farmer man who raised that
squash 90 town came on his wheel
at dinner dime be- said 'Hsosh' Ill
have good square meaiN 30 20 {"
restaurant he spcd. and ate some
squash on ico. and then h. stood upon
his head when he was told the price
Your price On squashcs makes PM.
hotr ne cried your gnmo ~ bunk
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
MAKES WORK EASIER.
Albuquerque People Are Pleased to
Learn How IL il Done.

IT'S pretty hard 10 attend 20 dutieS
With n constantly aching back
with annoying urinary disorders.
Doans kidney Pulls have made
work easier,
So thousands have gratefully testi-
fed They're for bad backs.
They're for weak kidneys.
Albuquerque people greatly recon-
mend Donn's.
d. l.. Brown. AIS West Gold ave-
nue., albuquerque, New Mexico, says:
ION and on for three or four years
while al work there was a dun,
heavy ache through my loins. ] often
felt sharp twlngea whom / attempted
10 stoop and more than once ] was
unable TO straighten. Reading about
Doan's kidney Pils. / procured box
and / soon noticed a NJ. 'ked Improve
ment. DoRus kidney Pills removed
my pains and aches and also restored
my kidneys 20 n normal condition"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster iiburn Co. Rumalo,
New York. sole agents for tho United
States.
Remember the name-Doan'a-- and
take no other. 20
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
rIIEsr SEEDS.

while moi at an satisfied with the
government practice Of FURNISHING
seeds to congressman 60 make them
solid with their constituents, the eai-
TOR of the Esiancia Ncws takes u
philosophlcaily and says that ne'ns
a. ihe seeds have came, the best way
out of the dilemma is 90 go ahead
ana plant them. This b wise deei-
sion and we trust IA viii be- followed
Tho News says
eve received this morning from
Congressman Curry a sach or garden
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
TADC In the Solar
JADO PIerns...

NUMBER 81 our citizens had 10 be
dug out this morning.
q = 9
1T BLEW the electricity off the
trolley wires.
JUST TO SPICE things up a little,
won't Mr.. Baoa tell us what Mr..
Catron really said?
. . 9
WE UNDERSTOOD Mr.. Catron TO
say that II is a characteristic and pee
culiarly Infamous falsehood
WHY THIS prejudice against the
Mother Hubbard Doesn't it always
keep woman at home?
Q q .
NO, AGNES. a politician doesn't AL
WAYS graduate from primary into
the first grade.
o Q o
MARCH AND the Colonel came IN
like lion. Don't know how they'll
80 out.
. . O
GLAD THOSE south polar eXplor-
ers didn't start kicking each others
sicdge dogs around.
q . q
WE WERE pleased on arising this
morning Ia find most OF the town
still stationary
o O o
LOsT--Two-sT brick building
In last nights storm. Believed to
have landed in the Rio Puerco.
9 . 9
THE HEN having smashed the Egs
Trust, the American Eagle will have
to 10 back 10 the rear roost, along
with the Dove of Peace.
q . .
A BALTIMORE newspaper has dis
cerned ''slgns OF spring" Ought 90
come % The southwest where we have
the real article.
. . Q
| OUR IDEA Of a rich man Is one
| who can wear "a soc shirt without
wanting 10 hide o. with his top clothes
and necktie.
! CERTAIN PHASES of the cam
paign lead one 20 believe that dos
shows ought TO be popular this sea-
son.
Q . O
TT STRIKES us as cruel 10 cut out
the applause" from the Congrcssi IN
al Record That's AN lot of them
get
HIRAM JOHNSON Indignantly de-
mics he Is a candidate for vice presi.
dent we don't know WHIST maliciou'
person could have started that ator'
on him.
OF COURSE II Is AN right FOR 9
condemned criminal 10 eat hearty
breakfast on the morning of his exc
eution He doesn't give dams
whether Il Is digestible or not
9 . .
LAURA JEAN Lb0ey says vivid
ows want coms 2nlonship." Laur'
Jean has her wires crossed. Wldo"
do not lack for companionahip, bu
wives frequently do.
o o .
! THE LAS VEGAS Optic indignant
IS arises 90 state that the Alhuqucrqu'
preachers better reform their owl
town instead OF Las Vegas. Doesn
the optic know that charity begin
"a homer
o . .
| FOOTWORK.
Her pa was not boxer. bat Whei
Willo asked her hand
The footwork that the old maj
showed WAS something simpi
grand.
q . q
AN ALBANY legislator objects q
provisions 60 protect spectators "
auto races on the ground that inc
dont have 10 $50 90 the races W.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

liked. wnen suadenly she discovered
that she had lost the ring and con-
cluded that she would not marry
Howard until the precious hoop OF
gold was recovered
CHAPTER IT,
The uoighborhood was excited.
old man Childs' COW Venus was
took sick and Il was feared she
would die A veterinary surgeon WAS
hastily summoned TO the Childs farm.
The expert made an examination and
diagnosed the case as a tumor on the
cows side.
An operation was advised.
Must you DO Il, docg" Farmer
Childs In tears asked.
"'rhe only thing that win save her
life"
While The nolghnors anxiously
waited outside the barn door for the
result OF the operation, tho surgeon
removed the tumor and imbedded Ia
Il was the long lost engagement ring.
when the news was broken 60
Ethel she murmured! II see Il all
now. / see IL all, fed the COW with
apple peellhgs out Of my hand when
dad made cider. and Venus swallow
cd the ringi"
CHAPTER III
Howard"
"Ethcll"
They embrace.
CHAPTER ~.
The COW died.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
''DuSt-BlGRket" Your Land and You Will
SdreIy Get Big Crops, Says Modern Farmer

sialked plants, or unless the ground
Is entirely too wet naturally. Killing
merely uncovers damp ground and
gives 1t q chance TO dry out
Bui be sure that the seed bed Ia
mellow. Then so ahead with your
dust blanket
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

A deed executed In 1906, found rec
Gently among old pap0rs in the pos
session of A - KiiOy OF FreeposL
Me-. has just been recorded az mo
Cumberland registry Of deds for MI
Kilhy. The deed conveyed 10 acres
of land la FreepOrt l00 years ago
from James sawyer ia Richard Kiloy,
Of Freepors and ihe price paid was
$3.50.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

Many amendments 10 the state
constitution viii be introduced IN the
legislature This session, Some should
be submitted 10 the people, others for
gotten as soon avs introduced ana
some postponed until the people are
educated up to their use or need
Taos Valley News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

"Oh, Ethcll" ex-
claimed Howard h
Sibold. burying his
face la his hands.
~ VIII XIII me. II
viii XIII met"
How ara ha d
gigon Ethel Gray
Childs an engage
ment ring and the
wedding dag was
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

The supreme court has hello that an
owner Of patent has an unrestricted
upon all articles used In It's
operation. But that. Of course doesn Z
settle It un we hear from the con-
trlbutlng editor as to whether the de-
eislon ought 20 be recalled.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

Mrs. James A. Bailey who died on
Monday last at Hobo Sound, fla
Where she had gone In search on
health. was the widow OF the famous
circus owner. The illness which
proved fatal she is believed 10 have
contracted while travelling with her
late husband on his couniry-Wide
trips. She leaves am estate valued az
1--WE millions
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
Meaning Whom2

An Oregon baby held It's breath los
fifteen minutes and lived. Very few
politicians could do that.-~sG paul
Pioneer Press.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
This Is False.

Monday last was a red letter day
because II brought no news OF a fresh
Mexican revolution Birmingham
AgeIlerald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

As between the terms "manufactur-
ers OF poison and "6opers' those
drug men upon whom were ou,poured
the walls Of the Wiley wrath have
little 10 choose. The people In gem
erai. moreover. rather like TO hear
a man-espociaIly a man like Doctor
Wiley--come out flatfooted and say
what Is on his mind.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

There are $4,000 people 20 the
square mile IN New York, and yet true
D. the exception there
rather than the rule.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

King Georgo Is said TO be real pro-
voked with Premier Asquith ana
Chancellor Lloyd-Georgo over their
inability 20 settle the coal strike Tine
klng probably thinks e Is az easy 70
settle coal strike az to fetch mp
scuttlo of coal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
Easy

The only reason that Rockefeller
and Carnegie are both rich men Is
that they operated In dinefent
spheres. Harrisburg Telegraph.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

wne suffragcttes Ia London Smash
no windows Of shopkoepers that ad-
vertlso ia snffragette papers. All the
world Is kin
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

Those bloody riots AZ Canton
china. very likely had their origin IN
the CORY cloquence of some Canton
flunnel-mouthed orator
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

China, of course, will expect some
thing new under the Sun.-TOledo
Blade.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
BROKEN HEARTED COUPLE
FIND RING IN THE cow
CHATTER /.

Plttsburg. pa, March 2i.--"No.
Howard, IL cannot be- can never bo
yours, until. until
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

The Mexican revolution appears 10
be about 10 begin The curtain Will
20 up soon. All that has happened
has been only the preface. -oTucum'
carl News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

n Is gottlng 50 damp In Quay cOun-
IS that we are almost thinking OF
CRYING out enough but the more
rain and snow we have the better
will be the crops -Tueumcari sun.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
THE STATE PRESS.


r.. r. U. or Il. u. not2-New York
American.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

o. course we do not know how
Jacob felt about Il, bat We imagine
that when he saw the angels running
up and down that heavenly ladder he
might nave mistaken them Tor chorus
girls In musical comedy. - Dallas
Sews.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22
LIved Teo Soon.

We suppose sensitive Engllshmen
always feel Inundated when they
think OF the long line of English
kings who faded into dust without
having been nudgod by John Hays
Hammond. Houston Post.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

u the statistics were available
probably Il would DO found that 81
per cent OF the men who Sc. In TO
feather their nests begin by looking
for easy plckingR Dallas News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

Az ALBANY legislator objects Go
provisions 60 protect spectators az
auto races on the ground that theF
DOM have 10 $50 90 the races We
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-22

FOOTWORK.
Her pa was not boxer, but whet
Willle asked her hand
The fo0tWork that the old maj
showed WAS something simply
grand.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-18
lie IoHNsoN CASE


The federal authorities are
working on. the belief that when
Jack Johnson went to Reno,
NeF., to fight Jefries he took
Belle Schneider with him as his
wife.
This is not so, Johnson took
his real wife to. Reno with him
Eta Duryea-Johnso who paid
the penalty for her marriage to-
the black pugilist by taking her
own life.
The government decided today
to release Lucille Cameron, the
girl who led to Johnson's arrest,
on reduced bail, provided she
promised to leave the city with
her mother.
1t is believed that this means
that, despite the governments
mistake about the Reno trip, the
Belle Schneider case has been
clinched against Johnson.
Johnson damaged his case
Saturday by making a personal
plea to u. S. District Attorney
,WilkerSon to be let off for a fine. /
Wilkerson told him that the
United States was not selling i'm
munity for such ofenses for cash.
La Porte, Ind, Nov. 18.-Ben
Davis, Chicago, and Dick john
son, Michigan City, negroes, have
been arrested on a charge of vio-
latfng the white slave law.
It is charged that the negroes
brought white girls to this city
for immoral purposes from Mich
igan and Illinois.
NGa1ho,1rs,a A,,s&raI;a No, 10
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-18

the negroes, and mllrInurs of
-lynching were heard The. re-
serves dispersed the crowd:
The government may deport
the negroes since race feeling is
very strong here because of the
Jack Johnson affair at Chicago.
A VICTORY, FOR CAR MEN
The street car men won a great
victory today in their fight for
decent living wage.
By a vote of two to one, the
arbitration board ordered the
street car companies to. open their
books to the employees, and prove
their argument that to give
raise of wages would bankrupt
them.
Judges Scanlon and Carter
voted for opening the books.
Harvey B. Fleming, the com
panies' man, of course did not.
ARRESTED FOR FRAUD
George F. Hannaford, a real
estate and insurance man, was ar
rested here today by United
States officers and charged with
fraud.
Hannaford was released on
$1,000 bond to appear for trial at
Cincinnati. He is said to have
been Chicago agent for a COM
pany which offered to sell stock
for newly organized corporations,
accepted part payment for the
sales, and then didn't sell any
stock.
WEATHER FORECAST
Fair tonight and TUESDAY, for