The central record., 1912-03-15
HOGWALLOW DOINGS
(HOGwALLOw KENTUCKIAN.)

(HOGWALLOw KENTUCKIAN.)
lobe Mosely says rabbits will never
amount to anything as long as they
change locations so often.
Dock Hooks, during his leisure mo-
ments yesterday, was wondering what
Daniel Boone done for chewing tobacco.
Sidney Hooks has traded a calf for
a cider mill, and until the apple sea-
son opens he will use it to crack hicko-
ry nuts.
The Mail Carrier came in during the
snow storm Wednesday. He looked
considerably older, his whiskers being
white with snow.
Fib Smith is confined in jail at Tick
vile. He has bought himself bottle
of patent medicine, and hopes to be
able to be out in few days.
Washington's birthday was observ-
ed at the Postoffice Thursday by every
body telling the truth. The day pass
ed off quietly with very few words. .
Since he has read an article about
what terrible things flies are Tobe
Mosley has decided not to let a one
come on his premises next summer.
Wash Hooks has discovered a new
sink hole on his farm. He will furnish
it with chair and use it as a hiding
place from insurance agents and Of
ficers.
The Editor of the Tickville Tidings
has ordered lot of commas and per-
DDS, as good many of his subscrib-
ers object to reading all the whole pa
per without stopping.
Gimlet Creek was out of its banks
yesterday, and covered a considerable
portion of Poke Eazley's farm. Some
damage will be the result, and he will
bring suit if he can find out who is to
blame.
Sim Finder went to hear the Hog
Ford preacher last Sunday. Sim is a
strong Methodist but thought he would
go over to see if the Baptists had found
any new arguments as to why their
religion was the best.
Raj Barlow has ordered himself a
derby from Chicago. 1t is expected to
arrive at Tickville tomorrow, and will
be brought in by the Mail Carrier on
his next trip. Until the new one ar
rives Raj will continue to wear his old
one.
Slim Pickens has secured the job of
putting wood in the furnace at the
saw mill on upper Gander Creek.
Nothing but fire wood is sawed there
and Slim says it keeps him busy put
ting it in the furnace as fast as it is
sawed.
Frisbie Hancock took down his long,
range musket the other morning and
fired at random. After passing through
the Wild Onion school house the bullet
was stopped in the road two miles be-
yond Bye Straw by the Deputy Con-
stable.
Miss Hostetter Hooks has gone to
the Dog Hill Grave Yard to get sat
mosphere" for serious article she is
preparing to write for George WASH
ington. 1t will be read to the Wild
Onion school children. She will read
it aloud.
The Postmaster has warned Cricket
Hooks that the government Is kicking
on account of his moving from one
place to another so much, and causing
his mail to be forwared. They say
they lose several cents on every letter
written by Cricket.
The Excelsior Fiddling Band con-
tinues to persecute its enimes by
serenading them from ambush. Yes
terday Raj Barlow was seen cultiva-
ting the acquaintance of Isaac He'll
wanger's dawy. Raz is leader of the
band and makes friends wherever he
goes-with the dogs.
The photographer that has set up
for business at Bounding Billows took
picture of the Two Twins of the
Calf Ribs neighborhood Tuesday morn
ing. To save money the Twins had
only one of themselves made instruct
ing their friends to merely look at it
twice when they wanted to see both of
them.
Sidney Hooks told it at the black
smith shop yesterday that Poke Eas-
lev had told him that his wife had