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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

HaIfinsereu IN the klnnesr
apartments. on Olympic place. was
sold "Wednesday TO Anna NJ
Holmes. Tho seller WA X. NJ.
Fouta.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

9. c. harrington Of Dawson. own.
er OF the steamer vidette, frozen In
the Ice Of the Yukon river. arrived
In Seattle last night
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

waukeaan, ilis.--one more body
was recovered today from the ruins
OF Corn Products company's starch
plant here. which Was destroyed by
an explosion. swelling list 10 IL.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Wenstchee. - Wenstchee Valley
Fruit Growers association has had
a prosperous season. Two-thirds Of
a million dollars already has been
received and diRburned.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Children's Trimmed Bea-
yer Hats in white, black,
blue and brown, special val
ues at 1913.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Fifty baskets Of supplies were
yesterday distributed 10 poor fami
lies BY the University v. W. G. A
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Sale Of season tickets for Phil.
harmonic concerts will begin at 10
o'clock tomofro~ az Eilern.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

No ship II allowed 10 pass through
the Suez canal without a search
ilght Of particular type.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Venice. caI.--Miss Edna FaI-
we'll. an attractive f7.year-old
girl. 10 tho champion turkey
arabber Of Venice. AZ munlc-
lpaI turkey hunt. substituted
for a turkey shoot, she captured
three blrds.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Freiahter Trieelor. Grace q Co..
arrived in port yesterday from Bal
boa. She win load an enormous
cargo for the Panama canal zone.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Let well enough alone, the High Priests said.
Let well enough alone" the rich cried.
Are not our temples splendid in their prde7
Are houses great fields widespread
What II some unkenppt thousands cry for brcadg
Shall we the wisdom of God deride,
Tamper with Institutions Old and Tried
And bring about Anarchy instead?
And 30 they babbled ons~her logic spent
vowng that all well with every breath,
Or shrieking. "Agitatoric Macontenti"
At Him who 20, them from Nazareth.
Let us alone!" they cried, but Jesus went
His way that led to sCalyary--and DEATH
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Remodeilrg Of stimson's Ballard
mill Is about completed IL will be
one OF tho largest on the Coast.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

First Presbyterian choir sings
Mendelaaohn's oratorio. st. Paul. ,
In the church tonight.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Portland, or.--piain John
Smith likes 10 look upon the
tangiefoos when II 10 red. Fear
ing temptation. he hired a tasl
10 bear him TO the Thankseis-
ina meal from his work. Tasi
broke down IN front OF q saloon.
Ne 10 'inside"---of a cell.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Davies a Fehon have chartered
tho British steamer Harlesdon. nov
AZ Valparaiso. to carry coal from
Australia TO the Pacific coast.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

New York.-"chlldren should
have good. sound. practical edo.
cation refinement can come later,
said Mayor 0aynor 10 the school
board.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

portisnd.---speeiai train will take
NJ kader temple. Mystic Shrine, to
Seattle Saturday for the three-day
ceremonial there.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

walia WalIs.--Thc collection last
night at the Mountain View Meth.
odiat church for a maintenance
fund was two cords of wood.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

London. --Aristocratie England Ia
buzxinK with excitement over the
birth OF twins 10 Lady Howard DE
Walden Wednesday They don't
happen often In the titled families
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29
VALIANT COED FRESHMEN UP IN
ARMS AGAINST TYRANT SOP

2S-Barnnrd College, of
having It's class
ado following rules
freshmen must not do
i-Remain seate lunch subway when
sopho IL standing.
2.-W ribbons
al elevators
4-wak n holding hands in the corridors
b.-use the main stairway
with OF the
The freshmen might formed
solid phaanx stairway
blocked
few
d outs gann bblng marshmalows
Miss Carol Ioe1z, chairman freshmen did
the mascot
sophomore chair
about IT, right and
made er
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

terday on Duwamiah av. and spilled
five men. J. Blesini and u. Gnllett
were severely hurt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

The marriage OF Miss liner RIxdon
OF Brighton Beach TO Walter {.
Mckay. general agent OF the Pa
cific Coast Casualty Co, took place
yesterday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29

Children's Trimmed Felt
Hats in black, navy-blue,
brown and cardinal, special
values at S2.45.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-29
YOU'LL FIND 1T HERE
News of the Day Condensed for Busy People

terday on Duwamlah av. and spilled
five men. J. Bieslni and Il. Gallett
were severely hurt.
The marriage OF Miss liner RIxdon
OF Brighton Beach 10 Walter c.
Mckay. general agent OF the Pa.
cific Coast Casualty Co, took place
yesterday.
New York.-"chlldren should
have good. sound. practical cdu'
cation refinement can come later"
said Mayor 0aynor 10 the school
board.
Walia Walls.--The collection last
night at the Mountain View Meth.
odiat church for maintenance
fund was two cords OF wood.
Venice, Cai.--Miss Edna FaI-
we'll, an attractive f7.year-old
girl. 10 tho champion turkey
grabber Of Venice. At a munlc-
ipaI turkey hunt. substituted
for turkey shoot, she captured
three birds.
London. ---Aristocratie England 10
buzxinR with excitement over the
birth OF twins 10 Lady Howard DE
Walden Wednesday They don't
happen often In the titled families.
portisnd.---Speeiai train will take
III kader temple. Mystic Shrine, TO
Seattle Saturday for the three-day
ceremonial there.
waukeoan, ilis.--one more body
was recovered today from the ruins
of Corn Products company's starch
plant here, which VAS destroyed by
an explosion. swelling list 10 IL.
Wenatchee. - Wenaschee Valley
Fruit Growers association has had
a prosperous season. Two-thirds OF
a million dollars already has been
received and disburSed.
North Yaklma.---Wets and drys Of
this city will lock horns In the state
supreme court over whether or not
there shall be local option cleo
ton next month.
Steamer Rupert CITY, Marine
Transportation Company, arrived In
port last nigh, from British coium-
bla ports.
Tacoma.--trriyai IN port here
Yesterday OF the steamer Fokoku
Marm initiates the beginning OF
bunlners here OF the Nippon Trad
Ing Company.
Victoria. - Capt. TAFT OF Van
couvor win command the steamer
Krcmtel. formerly fishery protection
arhooner, which 10 being over
hauled here
Portland. ors---Joo Christoff, Ia
borer. could not stand for hin wifes
$3.50. ~.ft.A I. st,knm ~ farharker's
The evening world., 1912-03-15
GIRL IMMIGRANT MISSING.

Miss Kate Murphy. a pretty Irish girl.
twenty years old. who arrived on the
Baltic Sunday. is reported missing by
her uncle. Thomas Mcclure of Sandy
Hook. He went to the Baltic expecting
to meet her as a second cabin passenger.
but found that. contrary to the advice
Of her people, she had taken steerage
passage. He went to Ellis Island and
could not find her. the girls friends say.
nor ave her sisters in Waterbury,
Conn. heard from her.
Assistant Commissioner OF Imm!gra-
ton Byron II. Uhl last night said ne
knew nothing about the case. Miss Muir.
ply had nearly 800 In cash.
The evening world., 1912-03-15
HOTEL ACCUSING,
HARD LUCK STORY
SENDS HER FREE
But Pittston Discredits Har.
rowing Tale of Woman Held
Here as Hotel Beat.

When Mrs. Catherine Ware was
arraigned In Special Sessions yesterday.
oharsed on her " plea Of guilty with
having tried to beat the Hotel Knick-
ss0ocker out Of her bill. her attorney
TOLD such a tragic story that sentence
va suspended, 1t being shown that her
Dill had been paid. On entering court
q was heavily yelled. She refused
TO make any statement. saying her law
yer would do all the talking for her.
THE real name Of my CLIENT said
the lawyer. lis Mrs. Hessler, and she
comes from one Of the finest families in
Pittston. Pa. She has considerable
money In her " right. but recently
she met with an experience that has
caused her great mental suffering.
Less than six weeks ago she married
. man much younger tina herself In
Washington. After three weeks Mrs.
Hessler was deserted by her husband.
who took with him cash and securities
belonging to her valued at $4,000.
Mrs. 1fessler still has a checking
account at the Astor Trust Company
and q deposit with the North River
Savings Bank.
The action Of the husband has
brought upon Mrs. Hessler q nervous
collapse. She had no idea Of becoming
q hotel beat and she has never been In
trouble before. She now has q ticket
to her home town. and II the Court will
exercise clemenoy she will return there
tonight. II she is permitted to Join her
family there Is no doubt that in time
she will recover from the mental
strain"
When sentence was suspended she left
the court at once.
A despatch from Pittston states
hat no Mrs. Catherine Hessler or Mrs.
i~iessler was known there; nor was any
woman known in Pittston who an
swers the description of the woman
arrested here. No Pittston Is
known to have had a recent romantic
marriage in Washington and to have
been deserted by her husband after he
had robbed her Of $4,000.
The evening world., 1912-03-15

AAsrssAesss. wssh s1srins deputies
ateut the psece hunting for what shrsds
Of property he has left In New York
ana elsewhere. From Q stack of white
chips transformed into several thousand
dollars in one nights sitting at faro
bank In Canield's gambling house In
New York, II Is said. he ran the stake
into the millions. operating on the Stock
Exchange.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
WILL ARRANGE
FOR FUNERAL OF
YOUNG NEPHEW
UNDERSTOOD THAT REMAINS OF
WILLIAM FITZGERALD WILL
BE SHIPPED TO UTAH

T. +. NJ. Fitzgerald, foreman at
the Belmont Mining company, de-
parted for Reno this morning, where
he will make arrangements for the
burial of his nephew. William Fitz-
gerald, who succumbed Monday while
being taken to Reno hospital. The
young man was recovering from a
pneumonia attack when he was re-
moved from the local hospital and
sent to Reno He died aboard the
train while nearing Sparks.
The parents of the deceased have
been notified and it is probable that
the body will be taken to Utah for
interment Mr.. Fitzgerald was re-
quested by the parents to make all
necessary arrangements, and his de-
parture for Reno this morning was
for that purpose.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
NOTICE TO Erks

Lodge funeral services over the
remains OF our late brother. Puddy
Grimes. will be held at Elks hall to
night at 1880 p. m. All Elks are re-
quested TO be present Friends in
vited
LOWELL DANIELS. secty.
o23t1
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
LEDGE OF PURE GOLD
FOUND AT MIDAS

Arthur Primeaux. the merchant at
Gold Circle, came to town this morn
ing and brings the report that the
Eastern Star mine recently opened
up small ledge of what is consider
ed the richest ore ever found in
that district. worth many thousands
OF dollars per ton says the Elko
Free Press. At first sight it looks
almost like pure gold and the ex.
citement is intense. In fact, the
miners on the property, believing
that some of the values should re-
vert to them, asked an increase in
pay from $3.50 per day to 81, and
when the owners refused, the men
went out in body
The rich seam is over two inches
wide, and gives every indication that
il is permanent. The property chang
ed hands last Saturday, J. l.. Pelton,
of National, taking possession. 1t is
not possible that the strike will ex-
tend to the other properties, and as
soon as the men get over the excite
ment work will be resumed.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23

If it's of exceptional value at the
price. it's sure to be advertised in
the Bonanza. else the merchant would
be hopelessly unprogressive.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
oickERsoN MAY BUY
NEVADA STATE JOURNAL

ID. s Dickerson is in the city and
u Is reported he is negotiating for
the control of the Reno Journal The
price asked for the paper is $4,000.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
ERSONALS
COmings and Goings of Local
People and Others.

X. FRED BROWN Of the brokerage
firm of Ralston and Brown. and whe
win enter in business for himself
after the first of the month. left
this morning for San Francisco where
he will spend several days attending
to business.
JAMES MORRIS, who recently
disposed Of the Tonopah Miner after
having successfully edited that pa
per for the last nine years. left for
San Francisco this morning. He
was accompanied by Mrs. Morris
and daughter, Lonetta-
HARRY EPSTINE, the local brok.
er, was an outgoing passenger on
this mornings north bound train with
San Francisco as his destination. Mr..
Epstine will spend several days on
the coast attending to business mat
tiers.
GEORGE DRYSDALE and Joe Ker-
nan, after having spent the last
few days in this city, left this morn
ing for their homes at Virginia City.
BEN ROTHOLTZ of Rotholtz
brothers, left this morning for San
Francisco, where he will spend sew
eral weeks selecting a complete line
of toys and holiday wares for his
establishment.
ED COLLINS, postmaster at Gold.
field. came over from the southern
city on the north bound train this
morning.
SENATOR F. G. NEwLANDs, who
has been i'll for the last few days
suffering from a cold, departed this
morning for Reno.
DR.. p. J. MCDONNELL, who has
been in attendance upon Sheriff Ed
Malley at Goldfield for the last few
days, returned from the southern
city this morning.
L. A. BLAKESLEE of Reno. who is
interested in the Cash Boy Mining
company and other mining proper
ties in this section, came down from
the north this morning He returns
TO Reno in the morning.
MRS. MALLEY, mother of Sheriff
Malley, accompanied by Frank NAL
ley, left for Goldfield this morning
to be with her son.
IRVING MACDONALD left for
Goldfield this morning where he will
spend day or two on business.
MISS MARGARET LYLE, the
Miners hospital nurse who accom-
panied William Fitzgerald to Reno,
returned from the north this morn
ing.
c. f. BLAKER, the Manhattan
freighting magnate, after spending
yesterday in Tonopah attending to
business affairs, departed this morn
ing aboard a Consolidated Auto com
pany car for his home region.
WILLIAM FORMAN, the local at
torney, was a Manhattan passenger
this morning aboard the Consolidated
car.
W. L. ANDREWS, C. E. Andrews.
George Bopp, F. Armstrong and Geo.
Southworth were Manhattan passen-
gers this morning in the CONSOLIDATE
ed Auto company machine.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
STEVE CLARK IS
LAGRIPPE PATIENT
At HOSPITAL
PRESIDENT OF LOCAL MINERS,
UNION is TAKEN I'LL LATE
YESTERDAY

Steve Clark, president of the To
nopah Miners union, is confined at
the Miners hospital, suffering from
an attack of la grippe. Mr. Clark
was taken i'll yesterday, and while
his conditions is not serious, he will
be unable to attend to his official
duties for several days.
II. A. Harbert, employed at the
West End, was also taken to the
hospital yesterday, suffering from
the same cause. His conditions is
not considered as serious.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
FiREMEN ATTENTION

All members of the Tonopah Vol
unteer Firemen are requested 10
meet at the gymnasium at O'Clock
tomorrow morning for the purpose of
forming an escort and marching
with the remains of our late comrade.
Puddy Grimes, to the depot.
HARRY EPSTINE. President.
o23t1
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23

For quick results try the want ad
columns of the Bonanza.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23

80 49, . .
= NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS .
' Advertisers desiring to change .
' or insert new advertisements, .
y are requested to have copy at .
y this office before IL O'Clock on .
= morning Of day that publica. .
= ton is desired. .
~~e~~>~~~~~~~~~
For quick results try the want ad
columns OF the BONANZA.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23
TEMPERATURE REPORT

Highest temperature yesterday. IS;
year ago. 60 lowest last night. 4s;
a year ago, 43.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23

II you should hear, incidentally,
that your favorite store had he'd an
unadvertised special sale of some
thing you've been wanting to buy,
you'd feel that it had not protected
your nterests-wouldn't you?
Advertise In the Bonanza.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23

The real estate market will be
dull most of the time If you try
to sell property without the help Of
the Bonanza advertising.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23

Don't you think that the store
that's paying for publicity in the b.
nanza, is apt to have a reason for
wanting it-just as the store that is
not advertised may have reasons for
avoiding publicity?
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-10-23

Have you a silent" musical in
strument in your home? Unless it's
anchored there by sentiment. let
"for sale" ad in the Bonanza find
a buyer for It..
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-12
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER,s
CA 8 Il ORA
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF
BONDS RI

Notice is hereby given that the
Board OF Education OF Union lndepend
ont school District, OF Marion county
West Virginia, Will on Monday, March
25, 1912, at the hour OF s o'clock D. NJ
AZ the public school building In the
First ward OF the City Of Fairmont
West Virginia, order at public sale, to
the highest bidder, all Of fifty certain
bonds of the denomination OF $4,000
EACH dater January l, 1912, and pay
able within thifty-four years from
date, and bearing 5 per cent interest
from date, interest payable annually
on the 3lst day Of December; and be
ing the same bonds issued by sail
Union Independent School District by
authority conferred upon the said
Board thereof by q vote OF the quail
fled voters therein taken at a special
election held within said district on
the 18th day of November, 1911.
The terms OF said sale are cash on
day of sale; and all bids must be made
in writing. No bid will be considered
unless the same is unconditional, ana
accompanied with a deposit or cert!'
fled check payable to said Board oil
Education, in an amount equal 70 a
least ten per centum of'the amount Of
the bid.
Bids may be presented to either the
president or secretary Of said Board
ut any time beforeSthe hour Of sale
above mentioned.
Copies Of the bonds and transcript
OF the proceed fngsi of said board and
the holding, OF said election may be
seen at the Home! Savings Bank in
said city OF; Fairmopt, or by applying
to the Undersigned secretary!
Dated this, 9th day of March, 1912
BOARD OF EDUCATION OF UNION
INI1NpFNDENT SCHOOL DISTRICT
'.TBy Hearl j. MeElfresh, President
| aAjCornwell, seeEetary.
Mar. II to Is.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-12
FORESTS ARE BENEFICIAL.

ii addition to serving as great
source Of woodssupply, the forest ex'
est certain weftknown beneficial in
tIuences to human interests These are
inalences:
Upon the climatic conditions
within theforest, area.
3. Upon the distribution and char
acter OF the water flow.
,9 8 Upon the mechanical condition
and, erosion of the soil under its cover
a Upon the sanitary and esthetlc
conditions OF the people.
The tired city dweller,as we'll as the
tree country man, may find peaceful
rest and happy appreciation of nature
beneath the forests kindly shelter
81 Prof, a. w, Nolan, College Of AS
ficaiture, West Virginia University.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-12
MILK Re WEIR CAM
Be PRE VENTED
Nervous Disease mich Yields
70 sir1ple !. satns1t
Nature My Be- Assitted BY Use q
MIX Tpbe and a Clean
Bicycle Pump

s.
Al spring ii coming and time fos
To- COTS 10 ne Bheil, the. tarmer car
not ali6fd lose the best Gov lie has
ln,liis hefd after be mas wintered hei
and b looislng forward tc'a big aoN
ci miik the coming season. one Sol
The wofs diseases among dairy cattle
and a5diseaae that always takes The
best con. NAB Fever.
Niik exeE is "a nervous disease
WATCH develops In cons from one q
fOnt dass after calylng. Il attacks
mainly heas mixers and animals
ithat line haea well fed and in full flesh
rhe dlseaseis most 'f!eqlsnt In the
lot season, although II may appear al
any lime IN the begt class Of COWS.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-12
ron Mg3i NJ

The frst symptoms SHOW while the
COW Is on her feet unsteady gait, stag
eflls partial loss Of control Of limbs
81 appetite and constipation. In
ole Is four hours, the COW lies down
and loses complete control over both
mot ion and sensation. Although she
may move the head and limbs. she ~
moi conscious OF 1t. Sometimes the
READ viii be dashed against the floor
iiid even break the horns and moi
show any sense Of feeling. Again, the
head will be placed in the flank and
held perfectly still, as seen in the cut
The old saying, IAN ounce OF pre-
xenti6n lie worth pound Of cure" is
tsle In this disease, and, as We know
tie disease appears from one to -four
days after calying, it is best to give
Tie COW a spare diet, keep the bowels
ioose with succulent foods, as cabbage
beets, carrots, etc. A purgatiye Of Ep
som salts would be good. Keep the
cow indoors during the flush Of grass
and feed scant ration of dry food
It'll plenty of water, and there meet
Demo fear Of MIX Fever.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-12
The Sanitary Ace.

We're using sanitary cups when we
:, 80 on the train;
We're never going to lei those mi
crobes feast on rs again.
We boil our drinking water and We
filter it as we'll;
Just when a germ is going to bite is
mighty hard to tell.
We've Knocked out all the roller
towels. The public brush and
comb
Has been placed on the taboo list
wherever you may roam.
The sanitary washrags are the only
kind We'll use.
TO wash with common old hand soap
We stoutly do refuse.
We cannot kiss the babies now, sweet
hearts are also barred.
Dan Cupid under these new rules
finds shedding mighty hard.
Well eat no taffy candy that's dis.
played on public stands,
And some OF us have got SO scareu
Ie've cen stopped Shaking
hands.
All paper money lis taOooed for it
spreads grim disease,
We must stay far away from those
who cough or even sneeze.
W., ,,,uct hove Itdonr slehninp rnnms
and sanitary beds.
And all else that may thought up on
scientific heads.
We've got to be SO careful that II
takes all Of our time
TO keefthe germs from sending US to
some much warmer cline;
But. With. all our new tangled schemes
J = tho busy. germs to foil
Folks seem to keep on shuIfin' off this
sad old mortal COIL
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-12
Observations of Ola CAP. Whipple.

Observations Of Old Cap. Whipple.
Straw votes do not always show
which way the wind blows.
There ought to be special home
for the feeble minded for parents who
give their young Kids alrguns and
send them out in the street.
No matter how much a Teller makes
the cost of living manages TO keep up
with him.
A politician can go through set of
campaign promises faster than a
Swede hired girl can go through a
set of Dresden china dishes
Reformed spelling viii never be
popular in this country, where every
Teller prefers to spell his own way.
There are aelot OF fellers who don't
get ahead because they 'sDend' 81
worth Of time trying to save 9 cents.