The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-05
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LOOKS as If some of january has
tapped over into February
BRAVE man: One who can walk
away from the table without tipping
the waiter
SCIENTISTS are now trying to find
out where all of the nackerel have
gone A lot of us would appreciate a
report on where all lost pen knives go
MICHIGAN CITY may have a med
iocre basketball team, and it may be $
bad as Siberia to live in, but despite all
this 1T has s30,000.00O heiress.
PORTER COUNTY folks are getting
hungry for another Gary bribery trial.
Always looking for scandal over around
Valpo. aren't YOU,
GEO. INGENUITY: Cheer up. The
ground hog periods ends two days be-
fore March II.
AMUsEMENTs IN GARY TONIGHT.
Orpheum--yaudeville
Y. NJ. c. A. Reception.
City council-ZBattle Axe Castleman.
INDIANA HARBOR man advertises
| mule for sale in THE TIMES want ad
columns. l. II. is probably getting rid
of all kickers before the big boom sets
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| grounds that she had to shave her hus-
bands neck. Before long some women
will be asking divorces because their
husbands don't act like the husbands
in the Ladies' Home journal
| ONE good thing about the boy scout
| movement is that 1t helps to give good
jobs to lot of college football heroes
who might find 1t difficult to get a job
requiring brains.
| 1T will be a tossup as to which gets
started first The Baldwin plant at
Calumet or the American Loco. at Gary
Gentlemen step up and make your bets.
CABLE dispatches say that King Al
fonso has started to wear side-chops.
A la Mat Boney, Ell?
A STRANGER was elected from the
New York city hall yesterday. We told
you that 1t might go in Gary but Dog
Faces" letters of recommendations
don't go in Gotham
4 If some of the missionary societies
engaged in sending tracts to the Gala
hoopa cannibals weuld shove a few
pennies towards the local poor the can
nibals wouldn't make any protest
A CHINAMAN is going to run for a
council seat out in a Colorado city
1
. Its laurels.
: NOW that THE TINES has printed the
first announcement that the American
Locomotive works Is to build this year
it Will not be surprising IL its "of-
fetal" contemporary gets busy with
denials and writes letters to the com
pany praying for denial
EIGHT hundred dictagraphs are In
| y, irlr -rfa a.
In Gary.
HEADLINES IN South Chicago Calu
met: Convention Downs Roosevelt,
' ''LaFollette Is Down." but don't b,
downhearted.
'Blest Be the Tie that Binds" wa
sung In Gary yesterday. But not at
political caucus. 1t was at the Y NJ
C. A. dedication
A LOT OF others are also featherint
| their nests. Some of the city pavint
: brick contractors who smell the delug
s are preparing for the worst by hooking
onto some Of the county contract
through dummy bidders.
A COUNT has been made and "a
a kinds OF cheese have been found in tn
world Yet their combined smells will
have nothing on the perfume about til
six months hence.
DID YOU GET HIS NAMEf
(Crown Point letter to TIMES.)
When a few weeks ago an ex-sherii
plugged a few beer bottles through
saloon window. not a word from gu
home papers was said" Wonder IL on
Missing Hennery CoIdbottle has bee
down around the hub telling them tina
he is an ex-sherif?
6 SHROvE Tuesday will soon be upo
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