davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
Emphatic.

speaking Of etiquette. did you send
the dollar for those advertised instiuc-
tons on What to do at tableY"
YES"
"And what did you get?"
"A slip with one word printed on II:
Eat! "-Boston Transcript.
Never can tell when you'll mash a
hnger or suffer n cut, bruise, burn or
seald. Be prepared. DR.. Thomas
Eclectrie Oil instantly relieves the pain
cures the wound.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

C. a. Glossner, "a Ontario ST.. Roch.
ester. N. Y, has recovered from A Iour
and severe attack OF kidney troubl,s
his cure being due to Foley KIdrey
Pills a iter detailing his case, he SAVE:
Il am only sorry did not learn soone,
OF Foley Kidney Pills In a few day's
time my backache completely left me
Snd felt greatly improved. NV kid
neys became stronger, dizzy spells lett
me and | was no longer annoyed al
nirht. feel lOl per cert better since
using Foley Kidney Pills. b. II.
Gorrell
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
Uncle Ezra SAYS

1t don't take more'D a gill NV effort to
GIT folks into peck OF trouble and a
little neglect of constipation, bilIou.ness.
Indigestion or other liver arrangement
VIII do tue same. II ailing. take DIR
hlng's New Life Pills for quick results.
Easy. safe. sure, and only % cents at
b. II. Gorrell's.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

sAEEIERBoRo SCHOOL, ATTENDED BY THE
MAYOR WHEN BOY.
ca. He also entertained them with 81
description of the district school. "a
little board schOolhouse as innocent Of
paint now as it was then" which he
and some OF his hearers attended.
1t was hard place." he said. 1T
was hard school. We worked hard
and we ate little, and we did not al
ways have enough to eat either. The
recollections Of those days will always
abide with me. not only the hardships
or them, but the joys Of them too-the
Joy OF living and the joy Of working
and the knowledge Of the great men
who lived there. My father was the
friend and great admirer for many
years of Roscoe Conkling. l shall new
er forget the first time / saw him.
went to Utica with my father-it was
great event in my life to visit Utica
anu we went to the courthouse.
where Conkling was pleading suit
against the New York Central railroad
lie was the picture of beautiful Young
manhood. for he was then approaching
middle life-the handsOmest man |
thought then and think tonight made
by the Almighty since he made Adam.
1t was beautiful TO look at him and
hear him speak and see the poise of
his body and the grace of his manner
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
What We Never Forget

according to science, are the things as
sociated with our early home life, such
as Bucklen's Arnica Salve, that mother
or grandmother used to cue our burns.
boils, scalds, sores, skin eruptions,
cuts, sprains or bruises. Forty years
OF cures prove its merit. UnrIyaled for
giles, corns or cold sores. Only 25
cents at b. II. Gorrell's.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
To Mothers in this Town

Children who are delicate, feverish
and cross will get immediate relief
from Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
children. They cleanse tho stomach.
act on the liver. and are recommended
Tor complaining children A pleasant
remedy for worms. At all Drug gists,
Snc. Sampl, FREE. Address, A. s.
Olnsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

X q. Collins. postmaster, Barnegat,
n. J., was troubled with a severe la
grippe cough. He says: 81 would be
connFletely exhausted after each lit of
violent coughing. l bought "A bottl. of
toley's oney and Tar Com2oud and
before had taken it all the coughing
spells had entirely ceased. 1t cant be
beat. 3. Ii. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
iimburqer.

Contrary To the popular belief. lin.
burger cheese is no longer imported
into the United States. Lest some
persons may be misled into express
sions OF JOY over this fact. it Is neces-
sary to state that American mapufac-
turers are making "A better grade OF
this cheese ut 80 small cost as to
drive their foreign competitors out of
the field.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
Backache Almost Unbear,bl.

Is an almost certain result OF kidney
trouble. ID. Toomey, sos 4. Olive 81
Bioo,nington, H., SAYS: Il suffered
WIN oscksche and pains In my kidneys
wnicn were almost UNDESIRABLE. gave
toiey hidney Pills a good trial and
they done wondeLs for me Toda~
can do hard days work and not is,l
the effects" Il. HI. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
Companions.

: We want one or two companions of
Intelligence. probity and sense to wear
out life with. persons by whom we
can measure ourselves and who shall
hold us fast to good sense and virtue.
Emerson.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
A Housewarmino.

Il want dress to put on around the
house.. said the lady in the depart
ment store.
How large is Your house. madam"
inquired the fresh clerk.-Atlanta Con
stitutiOn.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
How Cold Causes kidney pi,e,s.

Partly by driving blood from the
surface and congestine the kIdneys.
and partly by throwing too much work
upon them. Foley Kidney Pills strength
en the kidneys, give tone to the urinary
organs and restore the uorrr al action
OF the bladder. They are tonic In act =
lon, quick in results. Try them. y. II.
Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

The ''Child's Welfare" Enforcement has
challenged the attention of thoughtful
people everywhere. Mothers are nat
ural supporters, and will find in Foley's
II oney and Tar Compound a most valu
able aid. Coughs end coles that un-
checked lead TO Group. bronchitis aud
pneumonia yield quickly to the healing
md soothing qualities of Foley's HONEY
and Tar Compound. b. II. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
Called.

asked the audience to lend me
their ears" said the verbose speaker.
but in three-Quarters Of an hour they
were DOING"
see." replied the financier. '-They
called the loan" gton Star
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
The Servant Problem.

what has been the greatest diff
Guilty with which you have had TO con
tend Mrs. Kinder. in your struggle
with the serrant girl problem?"
Preventing the good ones getting
married"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
A Revised Order.

Real Estate Agent-Good morning.
sir. What can do FOR you? William.
bring the gentleman u cigar. DO you
want to buy lot? Caller - No; !
want to sell one. Agent - William.
never mind the cigar.-Boston Tran
script.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

Constipation causes headache. nau-
sea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita-
tion; Drastic physics grippe, sicken
weaken the bowels, and don't cure
DoaI 3 RegGle's act gently and cure
constipation. % cents. ASK your drug
gist.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
Volcanic GIas. M;r-or,

Ancient people polished obsidium
commonly known as volcanic glass
and used 1t rs mirror. The woman
that owned a mirror In olden times
was considered belonging to the no.
btlity or the vulgar rich.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
An Execution

do you believe" asked young Dude.
leigh, who is only five feet tall. that
brevity is the soul of wit?''
Not in your case" replied Miss BIZ
hngton in tone redolent with acri-
mony
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
More TO the Purpose.

Crawford-I see there Is a discus,
sion as to the best place for a woman
10 Keep her money without losing It.
BRADSHAW - What women need no
taught is how to keep their money
without spending it.-Judge.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER Ann cpun .

MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has hcer
nse1 LOT over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS ~
MOimEkS Tor their CHILDREN W,ti!'R
IL. hlNC, Will PERFECT SUCCESS m
IoItES the ClIILD, SOFTENS the GINS
hI-I.AfS oil PAIN; CURES WIND COZ n, a,j
Is the besI remedy fer DIsRRHCsA II "a az
soiutely harmless dc zure and = foe go
winsiows soothing syrup" and take ne ctheS
Glnd. Twenty five cents bottle,
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
His Point of Vie>y

Mother Ito Willy. who has been In
mischlef'-iou ought to be ashamed
Of yourself,
Willy-Well. won't do It again. but
being ashamed won't do any good
Fllegende Batter.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
A Queer Town.

who is the Nestor of the bar here?
II don't believe we have one. I've
never heard of any such thing here
sbouts.''
What! No NestOr OF the barr Say.
what kind OF n town is this Y'-Chicago
Record Herald.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
No Chance.

Little Willie had been present M =.
christening or baby cousin and had
taken great interest in the ceremony.
a rev days later he had to be vacci-
mated. and when the operation was
over be inquired of the doctor, whats
my name nowf'.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
A Cold, La Grippe, Then Pneumoni

is GOO often the fatal sequence, and
coughs that hang on weaken the svs-
tenn and lower the vital resistance. Fo-
Iey's Honey and Tar Compound is a
reliable medicine that stops the cough
prom pity by healing the cause; soothes
the iniiamed air passages, and checks
Inc colo. Keep always on hand. Re-
iuse substitutes. b. III. GorreIl.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
Nothing Dull About IL

Its funny the way poets speak of
dull care isn't ItT'
why. what's funny about that?"
well. every care l ever had was
most awfully sharp" - Philadelphia
Ledger
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
.EYzErTzk115

and the beauty of his rhetoric. He
was one of the most eloquent men !
nave ever listened TO. and with it he
mad profound intellect.
we had hard struggle up there
IA the country, but IL did us no harm.
we worked hard all the year around.
1Ne planned and We reapeG. we moved
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

1T Is really an odd thing that coun-
terfeiters are ever caught"
"Why so?
Because the detectives are so often
on the trail of false cent"-Ralti-
more American.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20
To Break in New Shoes ALWAYS Use

Aliens Foot.Ease, the antiseptic DOW
der. 1t prevents tightness and blister
ing. relieves bunions, Swollen, Sweat
ing, Tender feet. AT druggists. 25e
Sample nailed FREE. Address. A :
Olmsred, lie Roy, N. Y.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

then with people in office who were
GOING wrong aHi Spoliating the public
treasury. have kept that I'd ever
SINCE with the Only difference that I
am now in Il position 10 do it more eff
lecuvely. And in that sense Of being
a med'Hor expect to continue To med.
die as long rs l liye."-
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

Had dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite, and what / did eat
distressed me terribly. Burdock Blood
bitters cured me u. H. Walker.
Sunbury, Ohm
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

Don't let the baby suffer 4, ON eczema
sore or any Itching of the skin. Doan' -
ointment gives Instant relief, cures
quickly. Perfectly safe for Children
All druggists sell 1t. %"
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

I the annual banquet OF the Sons
"a Of Oneida in New York city.
1A Of which organization he is
president, Mayor William ].
Gaynor talked feelingly Of his boyhood
DAYS on the farm where he was born.
at 'place"-he declined TO dignity II
by speaking Of it as a village-called
SkeeterbOrO," eleven miles from TIT.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-20

what l have been doing continuously
Tor over thirty years. / came to Brook
Iyn as a boy and at once began TO
NEEDLE, they said. in other people's
business because | interfered now ana
The Washington times., 1912-04-10
GOOD ROADS MEN !
LAUD RESOLUTION
FOR INVESTIGATION
Urge Passage of Underwood
Measure at Hearing
Today.

Urging favorable report on the I'm
derwood Joint resolution TO appoint
committee of Congress to investigate
the building of post roads in the United
States, score or more of good roads
advocates appeared today before the
Rules Committee of the House.
The proposed committee will also in
vestigate the improvement construction
and maintenance of such public high
ways and the cost thereof and shall
make recommendation to Congress as
to the advisability OF granting national
aid to the building and maintenance Of
post roads and national highways.
The principal argument today was
made by Charles Thaddeus Terry,
chairman of the legislative board Of the
American Automobile Association, who
called attention to the fact that there
were now before Congress at least fifty
good roads bills providing for fifty diff
ferent methods of obtaining Federal aid.
THE Underwood proposition" he claim
ed. solves the matter by providing a
definite course Of action" Mr.. Terry
said the Improvement of the highways
would help in solving the labor problem
and would tend to increase the educa-
tional facilities in the rural sections
Brief arguments faVoring the reso-
luton were made by Robert p. Hooper,
president of the American Automobile
Association; George &. Diehl chair
man of the good roads bureau OF that
organization; Logan Waller Page, di-
rector of the office of public roads; for
The Washington times., 1912-04-10
EIGHT SURVIVORS OF
TURNER'S RIFLES TO.
MEET AT BANQUET
Famous Bodyguard of Presi-
dent Lincoln Will
Dine.

Personal memories of Abraham Lin
coin will be revived and war experiences
recalled by the eight survivors of the
old Turner's Rifles, who will be guests
Of honor at the banquet of the Eighth
Battalion to be held on Friday night in
tho Turnhaus at 92S NJ street northwest.
The original Turner Rifles was a com
pany of 325 German citizens cs the Dis
trict of Columbia, who responded TO
the call for troops early in 1861. To
these men was assigned the duty OF act
ing as bodyguard to President Lincoln
and this duty they discharged during
the greater part of the war.
Brought constantly into personal touch
with the great war President. every
member OF the Turner Rifles felt his
influence and carried away some anec-
dote or incident from him. Some OF
these willy be retold at the banquet.
The 32S men who answered the call
of President Lincoln to ilght for their
adopted country have responded cne
by one to the last roll call, until to-
day but eleven of these veterans are
living. Eight OF these survivors will be
present, II Is expected,
The list of these guests will include
President William Reith and Vice Presi-
dent John j. Lerch Ernest Rupert,
Louis Kettler. Rudolph SS.I- .Tnhn Fl,
Seller, Jacob Kerr and Charles Hart
mann. The three whose infirmities will
prevent their attendance are Caspar
RUM, Henry Kuhnf and Philip Dittrich.
The Washington times., 1912-04-10


vituperatlon." he continued. Under
the banner of progression anarchy is
preached In honeyed phrase aud fulsome
fattery.
"a new Richmond recently rushed
upon the political scene and threw his
hat into the ring He would substi-
tute the biased, warped, and iniiamed
opinions of the multitude for the judg-
ment OF those acting in n judicial ca
pacity based on sworn evidence" q
Quoted Criticism. .
The Senator quoted Roosevelt's, ciiti-
cism OF Jones that he supported Lofi-'
mer when his constituents would have
voted against the Illinois Senator.
No proposition" Jones continued,
was ever advanced by the widest an
archist more subversive OF the principle
principal suggestion contained in that
statement"
In effect, the Washington Senator
said Roosevelt would have the COM
mittee. act on biased newspaper re-
THAT was the rule followed by PLATE
nearly 1,900 years ago" he added. This
is the first time In the history of any
civilized people that Pilates rule of
judicial action has the approval of any
man., save those who would cruelty
Jesus, and they despise him for follow
ing 1t.
Ia Colonel Roosevelt had been stand
ing on one side when Plate delivered
Jesus TO the Hebrews, after having eX-
amined into the charges and found no
harm In him but. at the demand of the
people, turned him over to the He
brews for crucifxion, he would have
clapped his hands and exclaimed: Most
righteous, most honorable. most just
judger At least. he would have, II he
had been as progressive AS he Is now.
am charitable enough to believe, how
ever, that he would have been reac-
tionary""
Jones said the people of Washington
would despise him IL they thought he
would vote against Lorimer in the com
mittee because he thought such
course would please them.
Mr.. Jones suggested that maybe the
reason why Roosevelt was not allowed
TO serve on jury recently was that
counsel had knowledge of his pro-
gressive ideas as to the duty of the
Judge and jury to decide a case-not
on ehe law-but In accord with popular
opinion"
He concluded his speech with read
ing of Pilates condemnation of Jesus
This Is the rule of action which
Roosevelt advocates today" he COM
mented And as progressive rule Of
action"
The Washington times., 1912-04-10
Arthur |. Street Talks
On Newspaper Reading

The newspaper should be valuable
source OF information, but the person
who merely reads the head lines of a
paper Is not good American citizen"
said Arthur T. Street, director of the
American Institute OF History, in his
lecture on How to Read Newspa per, q"
at the Y. NJ. c. A. last night.
Mr.. Street said that parents should
talk to children in regard to the whole
some news and should thus educate the
younger generation along higher lines
OF news value. He said that many
lessons could be taught TO the child
from reading newspapers.
Newspapers should be read thorough
w. said Mr.. Street, but a person should
not pick out the sensational stun first.
The Washington times., 1912-04-10
ROOSEVELT TARGET
. Of VICIOUS ATTACK
BY SENATOR JONES
Solon Chafes at Criticism of
His Course in Lorimer
Case.

Stung by the criticisms that have
been heaped upon him for turning a
somersault in the case of Senator Lori
mer. and going over to the side Of
Lorimer after once .condemning him
and voting against him, Senator Jones
of Washington spoke in the Senate this
afternoon, attacked Colonel Roosevelt,
and went back to the days of Pontius
Plate in order TO find justification for
himself.
The speech was at once a bitter
criticism of Colonel Roosevelt and a
defense OF Jones' course in the Lorimer
case In the course of his speeches re-
Gently, Colonel Roosevelt has been max
Ing II hot for Lorimer and the men
who are upholding him in the Senate
senator Jones has felt the shafts Of
attack and today he sought to get
back at the Colonel,
Speech a Remarkable One.
His speech was a remarkable one In
several respects. Not the least of these
lay in the fact that while many ex-
cuses have in the past been given by
Senators for voting for Lorimer this
is the first time a Senator has solemn
ly tried to draw any lesson out of the
crucifxton of Christ TO apply Il to the
case Of william Lorimer.
Senator Jones pictured the prosperity
of the country, but said that with
everything to make us contented.a we
are discontented,> unhappy, suspicious,
and iftolerant.
I'VE are in a saturnalis of political
The Washington times., 1912-04-10

mer Gov r. E. sloane OF Arizona
'congressmen Steadman OF North Caro-
lima and y. l.. French of Idaho: Fail
con Joslin. vice president of the Pa
cifc Highway Association. and N. =.
Association.
Others present at the hearing includ-
ed a. q. Batchelder, chairman OF the
executive committee OF the American
Automobile Association Congressman
Underwood. clifford Richardson. New
York; J. N. Goodell, New York, and
l.. T. McCleary.
The Washington times., 1912-04-10
Cripple Is Beaten.

WILMINGTON, Del, April 1ot-Ben-
jamin Zaboisky, proprietor of two NOV
ing picture theaters in Market street,
cripple, while on his way home after
midnight was brutally beaten by high
waymen and robbed OF s1OO In cash with
In six squares of the city hall. He did
not come to his senses until early to-
day.
The Washington times., 1912-04-10
Revival This Week.

A revival Is being held this week at
the Peoples Congregational Church, IN
NJ street. near Seventh street northwest.
The pastor. the Rev. Mr.. Arthur Ram
dell Is conducting the services. The
meetings come to close Sunday night.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1912-09-12
Mason & Hall sell it.
THE LEWISTON FAIR.

The 55th annual Maine State fair closed
Sept. 9th at Lewiston with big crowd, though
not SO large as on the day before. The annual
meeting of the Maine State Agricultural Socie-
ty was held in the evening. TT. Callahan of
Lewiston. treasurer. reported that the total re-
ceipts of the society up to that evening were
$19.811.90 and the expenditures 1851 70. He
stated that the bills receivable would bring the
total receipts up to between $50, 500 and $40, $780,
not including the State stipend of $1,000. The
society built new poultry house during the
year at cost of little over $1,000, and he
estimated that they would be able to pay for
this in full and have something left to make
payment on the standing debt of the society.
The receipts of the first two days of the fair
were about $1,000 less than for the correspond
ing days OF last year, but the receipts of We'd
nesday were the largest for single day in
the history of the fair
The election Of officers resulted in the unan
imous choice OF 3. J. Libby Of Oakland, presi-
dent; James L. Lowell of Auburn. secretary; T.
F. Callahan OF Lewiston. treasurer; B, A, Park
er of North Berwick, list district). Frank H.
Wiggin OF Lewiston l2nd district), l.. C. Morse
Of Liberty 18th district) and David w. Camp
bell Of Chsrryfeld 18th district), trustees.