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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-02-20
zByszKo WINS IN STRAIGHT FALLS.

BOSTON. Feb. 2~0.-Zbyszko defeat
ed Henry Ordeman, of Minneapolis,
Mimi, in a hard wrestling match here
last night, winning two straight falls,
the first In 46 minutes n 10 seconds
and the lei in 16 minutes 45 seconds.
DIR. Roller defeated Karla, the Hindu,
in two straight falls.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-02-20
Ty COBB IN DRAW.

BALTIMORE. Md. Feb. 2O.-Ty
Cobb and Tommy o,Dare, both Phila-
delphia featherweights, fought a fast
fifteen-round draw here last night be-
fore the Bridge Athletic Club.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-02-20

Administered BY an ExPERiENcED Eu- EN-
ropean physician for the moderate fee Of CIV
At my office or in the patients home. All dis
eases OF men scientifically treated, including
nervous debility. Special diseases quickly
cured. No detention from business. Consulta-
EUROPEAN DOCTOR, 1915 E. 18TH ST,
near 9TH av.. New York city. Hours 0 Z. n.
70 10 .. m. Sundays Q 10 4.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-02-20

Ray Hatfield will fight Young Evans
In the semt-final bout at Browns to-
night.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
Saw Point Of Resemblance.

Rev. Denis O'Donaghue, whom
every one in Indianapolis knows and
loves, and who is now bishop Of the
diocese of Louisville, is as fond of
telling a joke on himself as he is Of
springing one on some one else
The bishop is nearly bald and when
he is travelling and desires to remove
his headgear he usually pulls on a silk
skull cap. The bishops friends tell Of
a little train incident that happened
to him while travelling between Indian
apolis and Chicago.
Just behind the bishop sat travel
ing man who appeared to be deeply
interested in his reverence. However,
he did not speak to the bishop until
the train began to slow up at a small
station. The traveller was to alight at
this station. Gathering his grips he
started for the door. Then he turned
back and stopped at Bishop ODonag-
hue's seat
Pardon me-" he said, with an anx-
ious countenance, "but aren't you Bill
Nye?"
Bishop O'Donaghue, who was al
ways an admirer of the famous humor-
list. thought the joke was too good to
keep and promptly told it on himself.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
PHYSICIAN SAID ECZEMA
CAME FROM TEETHING

when my little girl was about eight
months old, she was taken with very
Irritating breaking out, which camo on
her face, neck and back. When she
first came down with it, it came In
little watery-like testers under her
eyes. and on her chin, then after few
days 1t would dry down in scaly, white
scabs. In the daytime she was quite
worrysome and would dig and scratch
her face nearly all the time.
u consulted our physician and
found she was suffering from eczema,
which he said came from her teething.
I used the ointment he gave me and
without any relief at all. Then
wrote for book on Cuticura, and pur-
chased some Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment at the drug store. l did as
found directions in the Cuticura Book
let. and when she was one year old
she was entirely cured. Now she Is
three years and four months, and she
has never been troubled with eczema
since shS was cured by the CUT
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
(Signed) Mrs. Freeman Craver, 81
Lewis ST.. Syracuse, N. Y, May
1911. Although Cuticura Soap ant
Ointment are sold everywhere, a sam
pie Of EACH with 32-page book, viii
be mailed free on application to CUT
cura," Dept. L, Boston
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
New Workers. DESIGN Accepted.

The Perry Memorial commission
has approved the design of j. ii. Fried
lander of New York for permanent
memorial at Put-in-Bay, O., to COM
memorate the centennial of Perry's
victory at Lake Erie, which will be
celebrated in 1913. Mr. F'riedlander
received highest honors in a competi-
ton in which fifty-four designs were
received. and the award carries with
1t a contract to supervise the erec-
ton of the memorial, upon which
$500, 900 will be expended. The memo
rial will be in the form Of a Doric
column, 800 feet high, with a spec
tators' gallery and light at the top.
1t will stand on a plaza, at one end OF
which will be a historical museum,
while at the other end will be erected
building to symbolic the 100 years
Of peace which have prevailed be
tween the United States and England
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
Not That Kind.

ut would save lot of trouble" said
newspaper man the other day to
Representative Siayden of Texas, aft
er the Democratic caucus on the
Henry resolution to investigate the
money trust" ''if you would allow us
to attend the caucus"
ION the contrary" replied Mr.. Stay
den. with a twinkle in his eye, 81
thought 1t would make a lot OF
trouble"
We'll, can't you give me an in
terview on it, now that the fight is
over?"
NO" answered Mr.. Slayden, 81
never kiss and tell"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
WELCOME THE "GRAD"
SWEET COllECIANS PROMISE 90.
MEsTlC REVOLUTION.
New Method Of DISTINGUISHING May Be
Only the Beginning of Better Things
Vast Field for Her lnqenu-
ity 10 Before Her.

There's something new under the
sun, after all" remarked the troubled
tourist. Here's woman college grad
uate who says the college woman can
devise new methods of washing the
dishes.
eff that's the case, then she's got
the helpful husband beaten a mile,
for up to the time of this new discov-
cry he has had the record for new
methods of dish-washing by the SIM
pie expedient Of turning the hose on
them. 1t was a quick and fairly eff
cacious way of disposing of whole
tubful of dishes at one fell swoop
and babe fair to revolutionize house
keeping methods. 1t was invented, l
think, by a man whose wife left him
to tend the fiat while she took a two
weeks vacation. Now, however, If the
college woman is out inventing new
DISTINGUISHING methods, mere man will
have to sidestep. His occupations
gone. / don't know what these new
dish-washing methods may be, but
my advice to bachelors is to put in
their applications at once to all senior
classes in women's colleges and try
to get a wife and a new DISTINGUISHING
method at one and the same time.
AS dish juggler the sweet girl
graduate ought to lead the world.
1T seems to me that the college
woman of today is going in the do
nestle field. 1t looks like a soft
thing for her husband. He won't have
to settle a single dispute All he'll
settle will be the bills. The high cost
of living needn't worry him in the
least. Let his college wife settle that
All he'll have to do is to worry If he
is laid up and can't attend to his
| job. She'll go down to the office and
settle the business for him. She'll
probably settle the blonde stenog-
rapher first, and attend to the details
later.
l see that UP in York state a mail
carrier was unable to deliver his let
tiers and his wife went out and cover
ed his district for him. There you
have 1t. That's just what the new
DISTINGUISHING college graduate wife is
going to do-because she can settle
everything.
''If she has any doubt along about
election time that he isn't going tc
vote the right way, she can promptly
lock him up and go out and vote fol
him. If she thinks he's not up to his
usual form at cards she can keep hin
at home and go take his place at the
club Saturday night
IF there's to be any sitting up with
a sick friend she can do it for him
and spare him the long visit. l paint
ed this happy future to cynical bach
elor friend of mine and the only com
ment l could get him to make wa.
Wake up, you're In Boston "-Hous
ton Press.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
HARD TO DROP
But Many Drop Ii.

A young Calf. wife talks about
coffee:
1T was hard to drop Mocha and
Java and give Postum a trial. but my
nerves were so shattered that l was
a nervous wreck and of course that
means all kinds of ills.
''At first | thought bicycle riding
caused 1t and l gave it up, but my con-
Gition remained unchanged. / did not
want to acknowledge coffee caused the
trouble for l was very fond of it.
About that time a friend came TO
live with us, and l noticed that after
lie had been with us a week he would
not drink his coffee any more. | asked
him the reason. He replied, I have
not had a headache since / left off
drinking coffee, some months ago, till
last week, when began again, here at
your table. l don't see how anyone
can like coffee, anyway, after drink
ing Postum
II said nothing, but at once ordered
a packag of Postum. That was five
months ago, and we have drank no
coffee since, except on two occasions
when we had company, and the result
each time was that my husband could
not sleep, but lay awake and tossed
and talked half the night. We were
convinced that coffee caused his SUI.
fering, so we returned to Postum. con-
WINGED that the coffee was an enemy
instead of a friend, and he is troubled
no more by insomnia.
81, myself, have gained pounds in
weight, and my nerves have ceased to
culver. 1t seems so easy now to quit
the old coffee that caused our aches
and ills and take up Postum" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek
, Mich.
Read the little book, 1.-The Road to
, Wellville," in pkgs. There's a reason
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
Interest.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
Couldn't Fool Him.

"Sir," faltered the office boy; kin
/ git off to go an see the hockey game
this afternoon.
The boss looked at him sharply.
Then he brought his fist down hard on
the desk
mol" he shouted, decisively. you
kids try to fool me. You ask to get
off to see hockey game, and the first
thing we know you are sneaking away
Mo- You stay right here and workl"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
Naturally,

Robert, at the age Of twelve, was
much puzzled over one question in
his examination paper on civics. 1t
ran, IF the president, vice-president,
and all the members of the cabinet
should die, who would officiate?" Rack
Ing his brain in vain to remember the
order of succession, happy thought
came to him, and he wrote
THE undertakes" -Woman's Home
Companion.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
A Quarter Century

Before the public. Over Five Million Free
Samples given away each year. The con-
slant and increasing sales from samples
proves the genuine merit of Aliens Foot 3.
Ease, the antiseptic powder to be shaken
into the shoes for Tired, Aching, Swollen
Tender feet. Sample free. Address, Allen
s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
As II Sounded to Him.

Young Fred was on his way to his
grandmother home. The train reach
ed small station.
"BunkLr Hill" shouted the brake
man, putting his head in at the door
Bunker Hill!"
Mamma, mammal" demanded
Fred. What has she done that they
treat her that way?"
What way, my child?" inquired his
mother.
why" explained Fred, didn't the
conductor say Bump her heels?'"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
Exact Copy of Wrapper
The UqIy Brute.

See that measuring worm crawl
ing up my skirt?" cried Mrs. Bjenks.
That's a sign I'm going to have a
new Dress
well. let him make it for you,"
growled Mr. Bjenks. And while he's
about 1t, have him send hookworm
to do you up the back. I'm tired Of
the job"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
SUMMING 1t Up

WAS the charity ball a success?"
"Oh, yes, indeed. They say the
gowns must have cost half million
at least"
And how much was raised for
charity?"
why, nearly 500. Wasn't that
nne?"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first pu
up 40 years ago. They regulate and invig
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

Education does not mean teaching
people to know what they do not
know; it means teaching them to be-
have as they do not behave.-Ruskin
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

The young man who marries an
heiress may not have to wait 80 years
in order to celebrate his golden we'd
ding.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
When Your EYES Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak
Watery Eyes and GRADUATED Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package. Murine is
compounded by our Oculsts-not n "Pntent Med
icine"-but used In successful Physicians Prac-
tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub
lie and sold by Druggists at 25c and bOc per Bottle.
Murine Eye Salve Ia Aseptc Tubes, 25c and t0c.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
Up to the Minute,

well, she has succeeded In doing
the latest thing, anyhow"
whats that?"
"Eloped with her fathers aviator"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

II you intend to do a mean thing
wait tn tomorrow; but If you are 60
ing to noble thing, do 1t now.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

A very successful remedy for pelvic
catarrh is hot douches Of PAxtinO An
tiseptic. at druggists. 25c box or sent
postpaid on receipt Of price by The
Paxton Toilet. Co., Boston. Mass.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

In every action, reflect upon the
end, and In your undertaking it con-
slider why you do it.-Jeremy Taylor.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

Some men try to avoid paying ~
they 30 because they don't expect t.
come back.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

knows his duty he tries to stAvO Il
of by seeking advice.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

sun shines doesn't have to borrow
his neighbours umbrella when 1t rains.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

As a corrective for Indigestion and = rcgu-
lator of the system, no remedy can excel In
purity and efficiency Garfield Tea
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

A woman seldom eats If there is
anything else FOR her to do.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

Some women are passing fair-and
some others cannot pass.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

Some people love to tell the truth
when they think 1t will hurt
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma.
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

A long life ana merry one may be ex-
pected by those who use Garfield Tea, the
natural herb regulator. For sale at all drug
stores,
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

When tho Millennium comes Garfield TaA
and Holy Church will NOT b longer needed
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

Virtue may be It's own reward, but
the reward isn't always legal tender
at the corner grocery.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

"Pink Eye" Is Epidemic in the Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03
A Diplomat

Don't ASH girl for a kiss un
less"
Unless you want oneT'
mo, unless you don't"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-05-03

'Twixt Satan and the Sea.
Doctor-You are In pretty bad
shape You must stop going to those
cheap restaurants.
Patient--But, doctor, the prices At
tho other places would make me sttu
sickness
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-31
ADJUSTMENTS
Imperial Theater to Open With
"Florodora."

ElOIOOOI6.
The Imperial Theater will open tomor-
row night with the promise of a produc-
ton Of the "Florodora" musical comedy.
From theatrical standpoint the event
is regarded as noteworthy. The new
management of the theater announces
that 1t changed its policy from straight
dramatic stock to musical comedy stock
because of the situation that confronted
it when the plans of the other theaters
for the summer were announced. Those
who have followed the plans Of Lew
Morton. the producer. predict for the
edy stock company, with Miss Helen
Byron. Miss Maud Williams, Miss Edna
Reming. Franker Woods. James NOEL
herne. Dan Moyles and twenty of the
Broadway chorus men and none but
Broadway productions. Is relied upon, Mr..
Morton states, to attract to the new 9th
street playhouse classes and crowds that
no other kind of entertainment will draw.
Mr.. Morton has selected "Florodora"
as his opening vehicle. it is declared. be-
cause it gives all of his principals a
chance to appear to advantage without
any one or two outshining the others.
Much is predicted for the chorus. based
upon its work at the rehearsals, and the
famous double sextet will be made a
special feature. Mr.. Morton promises a
massive production to set off the story
of THE Isle of Florodara," and 1t is
declared the costuming will creditably
reflect the designers art. The seats sold
already for the opening performance
insures large audience.
The policy Of the management will be
nightly performances with Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday matinees. The
prices will be %. a5 and 80 cents at
night, and % and 80 cents in the after
noon. Sunday concerts of high class
will be given. reserved seats being sold
for them in advance
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-31
MANY FOREIGN CYCLERs
Will Compete at Newark Velodrome
This Summer.

NEW YORK. March 30-A number OF
foreign bicycle riders will compete at
the Newark velodrome this summer. The
men who are coming are the leading
sprinters in Europe and Australia. The
riders include Ellegaard. the Danish
rider and present worlds champion: Friol
and Durpey. Frenchmen. and former
worlds champions and former champions
OF France: Dupuy. Frenchman and the
present title holder Of France; Comes, one
Of the new maHvels in France: Hourlier,
another Frenchman, and Missouri, the
italian champion. Australia will send its
champion. Walter Granda. Another new
conner from Australia will be Dick Nut
ton. veteran, while Alfred Goullet, who
was here for two seasons and only went
home last fall and celebrated his return
by winning both the Sydney and Mel
bourne six-day races. with Paddy Hehil
as teammate. will return with Hehir
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-31
NEW CLOCKERS' CLUB
Will Be Formed This Season to
Further Athletics on Track.

NEW YORK. March 3O-Track and
field sport for the next season promises
to be enlivened by the advent of q new
checkers club. the plans OF which have
been discussed by the men really in
terested In the welfare of athletics, and
who like to see only genuine records ad-
mitted on the athletic annals. The Junior
Timers Club Is the title under which the
organization Will float its banner, and II
the report Is to be believed man will
have to possess certain qualifications be-
fore he Is eligible for membership. and
all will have to undergo the most search
ing investigation. No man will be con-
sidered except one who has served a
lengthy term in connection with active
athletics In the capacity Of clerk Of the
course Judge at the finish. scorer, in
spector or some one Of the other duties
wherein men acquire some knowledge OF
competition and its vital points.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-31
F0URNIER LOOKS GOOD.
French-C Canadian May Get Regular
Job With Chicago White Sox.

CHICAGO. March 3O.-Jacques Fourier,
a French-Canadian. is a possibility as
first baseman OF the Chicago White Sox.
He was born in lumber camp twenty.
one years ago. is a six-footer and weighs
100 pounds. Fourier has been pounding
the leather with surprising skill. and
Manager Callahan thinks he is a real
find In 1909 Fourier played in Port
land. Ore. Then he went to Sacramento.
and last year he started with the Moose
Jaw team In the Western Canadian
League. Ted Sullivan. the veteran scout.
saw him in q game at Calgary last sum-
mer and recommended him to the Boston
Red Sox. Comiskey took him from Boston
last winter by the waiver route. and is
now congratulating himself. But the sea-
son has not yet begun, and the big
French-Canadian has q hard task before
him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-31
COULD DRAW $40, 900.
VOLS asst Wells Fight Would Be At.
tractive in London.

NEW YORK, March Soft Wolgast
would fight Matt Wells in England we
could draw 10000" says George Nc
Donald, the English champions manager
They are crazy to see a worlds cham
pionship bout on the other side. But. OF
course, Wolgast will not cross the At
lantc. Tommy Murphy wants to meet
Wells at local club. and as the bout
will draw we will accommodate him In
time" Wells is negotiating with Packy
Mcfarland for a battle at Kenosha. Wis.
or South Bend. Ind, for which big
purse may be hung up. II there's a
hitch they will meet at one Of the loca
clubs. Wells also intends to box X. O.
Brown, Cross and Hogan.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-31
NEW COMPETITIONS.
Will Be introduced at London Horse
Show.

NEW YORK. March 30-Several new
competitions will be introduced at the in
ternational horse show at the London
Olympia, June II to %. which will serve
to increase the spectacular effects of the
exhibition. One Of the novelties will be
the polo pony competition. which will be
In on the order of gymkhana- This will
consist Of bending trials. musical chairs
and polo ball competitions. The competi-
ton for the Haute Ecole will be school
of riding frequently seen at continental
exhibitions. One class in this competi-
ton will provide for riding display by
military teams of any nationality, which
will illustrate the methods adopted in the
military riding schools Of various coun-
tries.