New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-05-19

HS HERE is no easier business III Inc
world than selling a gold brick 70
u the government You are met WIN
p smile and In three DAYS at the outside
you get your money
There arc no questions asked. You may
look like the driver Of hOrsecar, but IL
yoS can deliver the goods--to do so IL is
merely necessary that YOU push them on 10
3 counter-the government will give you
GO ST an ounce for all the gold bricks you
can corral.
Pine street is now competing with Wall
Street in the purchase and sale of gold
bricks. It is believed that the superior
quality of the Pine street product VIII
eventually make Wall Street take second
place. Wall street may not like this but
Well Street may as well be as graceful
about il as IL can. It has its bears ana
bulls still but Pine street grows increas-
insly lustrous with the bullion.
Bullion after all. is what the bears and
bulls are after. And they have TO trot
around to Pine street for 1t.
When the time comes that the rest OF
the public decides to go to Pine street 1or
all its gold bricks, Wall Street. 1t 10 be-
lieved. will move into cheaper quarters.
In the Pine street gold brick mart one
thing is noticeable right away Turning on
a stream of superheated conversation, I'M
less you have the raw product for goid
bar with you at the time, is waste OF
effort. II gets you nothing and nowhere
except outside. If II is raining, as 1t often
is in the spring, il is disagreeable outside
The government buys no blue sky or per-
petual motion machines. Talk, unaccom-
panied by at least 500 worth Of the real
stuff, is regarded as so cheap at the new
gold refinery. as containing so much base
to lapse into the technical, that even the
doorman, with all his natural and profes"
SIGNAL courtesy. can scarce suppress yawn'
Years Of experience with persons who
sell gold bricks have taught the doorman
that those persons who do have the goods
so 10 sneak. rarely rhapsodize at the re-
frery.
NO CHANCE FOR CHATTER.
Ssshay. II YOU will into the new gold re-
fiery that has been established at the
United States Assay Office, No. Fl Fine
street with only bright. compelling chatter
and test it for yourself. You viii annex
experience, nothing more
But If you really have a gold brick to
sell or have come with cash to buy one
that's different You are received with
Southern hospitality. 1t is not only an easy
and profitsbl business. but extremely pleas
ant. From the doorman 10 the superlntend-
ent YOU arc made TO feel that your pa
ternal government likes you. believes III
ven. and wants you TO succeed,
ron decide to give M other enthusissms
and deal exclusively In gold bricks. Your
prohts realized in from one TO three DAYS :
only honest modest and cordial men TO deal
with while turning them Pine street with
In easy distance Of the subway and surface
cars 10 transport you 10 Tifanys or the
theatre.
II beats poultry for happy. hopeful per
spective.
The fad is sure to grow. In fact, II -
growing daily The gold refinery. which
has only recently been established here. rs
now in operation. It is prepared to rehne
ALI the gold that is brought to ii. IT Is
estimated that this amount will soon reach
80 ooo. 900 or $4,000, 900 month. and that
the assay office in New York City viii be
the largest natural gold refinery III the
world.