The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-03-24

there he can watch wind startin' an run
ahead iv it to tn tillygraft office So to let tn
wurruld know what kind v blast to expect.
1t don't seem reasonable to me, FIR tn way I
figure it out is that all winds firm tn south
pole must be south winds an all winds fr m
tn north pole must be north winds an It's
on'y whin they bump that we get tn other
kind. But may be wrong
another thing that tn Cap done was to
give stately Norwegian names to all tn
scenery he run into. On October fifth he
says, we spied magnificent mountain range
towerin' nanny thousands iv feet to 'rds tn
heavens. This sublime monnymint iv nature
had gone all these years without a name.
made up me mind to give it monnicker that
was worthy iv it, so I called it tn Ole Oleson
range afther frind iv mine in Christyansen.
SO now a Biography iv tn ann-artic regions
Hinnissy will look like map iv Minnesoty
But the biggest thing he done I've saved f'r
tn last. Afther thravlin' thousands iv miles
over ice an snow, climbin' mountains an bat
Tin with tn tempest, he reports that he
took observations with tn theobylite, tn arty-
icyal horizon, tn fryin' pan, an tn Apply
tite an discovered that dog is good to eat
Dogs discovered this about me long ago. but
niver SUSPECTED that whin wan iv these frinds
iv man took me be tn leg 1 cud bite him back
without indigestion. To tell We tn thruth,
aven now that I know, nawthin looks less like
supper to me thin me little Carlo. But I'm
wrong, An r'm now on whin | hear We
whistle FIR Fido | won know whether We re
affietionate on y hungry, an whin I hear ye
say, Down Fido, down., III be afraid to look
''Have We r-read what tn Cap wrote about
his thravels? I'll say this about him that he
may be gr-reat explorer but he's poor
writer. Faith, to r-read his story twas as aisy
to discover tn south pole as though it d been
brought into tn house to him. He made no
more throuble about it thin we wud about
walkin in tn park He disappointed me- If
man IS hero lave him be tn first to say So
How can / get up amy enthusyasm over a fell
low that didn t suffer amy more all the time
he was away thin / wud if 1 kicked off tn
blanket in me sleepY Nawthin' happened to
him at all.
& Il was ordhered south be me doctors, he
says, to escape tn discomforts iv spring in
Norway. In April we enthered tn ann-artic
regions, TIL weather was delightfully."- crisp
an sparklin' with just enough cold to keep
us movin'. TIL timphrachoor niver fell under
four hundherd degrees below zero, TIL skee
ing was injy 'ble an frequent falls v snow
niver more thin sixty or siventy feet deep
made tn sleighn excellent In August we
had brisk weather, but along in October tn
spring came with rush, all nature was
awake, an tn timphrachoor rose to ninety de
grees below zero. We found tn change lit
tie relaxin at first, but be ta1in' off all but
eight pairs iv pants an seventeen layers iv
undherclothes we were comfortable, an we
started on our dash FIR tn pole. 1t was thin
we found out what frind man has in tn dog
Along about November first we noticed that
Towser weary with his labors an we et
him. Good old Carlo wint next. An Oh
Christmas day tn always cheerful Fido. 7 can
not speak too highly of these cherished
frinds ayether he says as common carryers
or he says, billed TIL weather at this time
had a sthrange effect on tn dogs. Whinive,
they tn cook blowin' on tn fire they be
gun to howl, and day whin / attimpted
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