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FIRST pub Oct Osisl
NuuGR for Publication
US Land oHiee Sterling Colo
Sept p 1912
Notice is hereby given that Eliza NJ penlarzes
Of iioyoke Col rado who on August 9th 1903 made
II p No osisi Tor " .. asetion etp5nriiwGp m
has hiod notice Of intention To make three year
proof TO establish claim to the land above descrb
ID before county judge at lolyoke Colo on the %.
day OF Nov 1919
Claimsnt names us wltnUrrra
su1row T oconnor Of Holyoko Colo
William iiibhs
Thomas MMoon "
Daniel Ham
WI Pound Rsristr
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TAR about r5a1i McniHf our Do
u simply perfection. Rich, juig
nourithing- the very sscucc Of pool
ness. Fine enough to tempt the palau
Of an cpieure. Our choice nhata ar
not cs 1llcd by anything n wca
ard the strong, thism % mu G heart
Gators alike enjoy hem no. nj vi
said enough to tempt you 10 May od
wsy7
H. NORRIS, Prop.
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Fibpubostt

Fin pub ogtl oiGs5 ori,, nfGip add
Publication nnt.nn
u , Land ouice Sterling Colo
SEPT siais
hut.ss d hereby given that William W roB af
liol}uhu cllp vha on rsh u ips July TO 1919 na.ls
afirinal and aid n y No izl6.0iCli7s1,g fof ~ q
sef l urir aii ~ . sw q soc aitpTurnwt
m has hlsi notice ~ intention tu male H,s ,saf
pfuafon ufirinh lhro lsnf pta1f an add 10
establish tiaim in tho land nla,t dcseriisd tsfors
cuuny iuirv At liulrohp Colo on the "a d., Of ~,
mis
Claimant names ss witnesses
Hoy Maftia nf tloi,oLr rI
uears NoHh
Herman pua
liamss Jeffrey
wtl roaBi llgniator
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10000 death be ncht: SO. 90 weekly
benefit for accident; $1,000 weekly ben
,ht FOR sickness: 81. oOO.OO for loss Of
Ame or cyesight, s. 0O.OO for remcrgoney
relief benefit-Cost $500 per ycar-No
other dues nor as cSsmcnts. Old e.
'abIished eompa hy with 500. .00OOI
aie deposit for he protection OF pol
. holders and TO guarantee the pay
ment OF claims Men and women ,s
ween lS and 60 @,eoptcd. according
occupation Fo' furtber Information
address Dept o, American Registry
Company, Box al. Erie. Pa. ~
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First Publication Nov Is 1912

First Publication Nov l5 1912 Serial osj5l
NutCa fur Publication,
U. S. LAND OFFICE at Sterling. Colorado,
Nov 9. 1872
Notice is hereby given that Union Clevengcr Of
Ford Colorado who, on Aug 81. 1903 made
Il. E. No. Os5Sl, for W y sec p township
IN R 46 w 9Th Principal Meridian. has filed no
ice of intention to make final three year proof. to
establish claim TO the land above described, before
county judge at Holyokc. Colo. on the Is day Of
Dec 1912
The state herald., 1912-11-29

IAN that's new aud true In the new
Denver Times. i5e a month deli red
anywhere"
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H0LY0KE. COLO
FRI: INSURANCE.


FIRE INSURANCE.
Insure with US against Fire, Liz
nins and lorna 80. We have
agency of Nine Of the best and
est companies:
Hartford Fire Insurance
Aetna Fire Ips surancs col
phenix lnsura nee CO.
Liverpool, Lon don anel CID
Ins, CO,
QUEEN INSURANCE l}1., or AntRIGl
NIAGARA FIRE laSURARGE co.
COMMERCIAL UNION ASSURANCE C,'
GERMAN AMERICAN INSURANCE c.
Low Rates Greatest Si
Wcreprescnt the United STAT
Fidelity and Guaranty COMPS
and can furnish any llud Of Sure
sORD.
Az CRoNK, Agent,
Phillips County State Bank
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First publication oet4 O5s9s
Publication nutiCH
VI Land Office Sterling Colo
Sept "a 1912
Notice is hereby given that John Newbanks of
Hoyoke Colorado who on May 1908 made HID E
No O599s for c u sec 10 tip 5nr i6 w m has
filed uotce of intention to make three year proof
10 establish claim to the land above pescrbed be-
fore county Judge at Hoyoke Colo on the 26 day of
Nov 1912
Claimant names witnesses
Charles l. Bennett of Ford Colo
Roland NJ Bennett
William J Bennett
John II Gerstenslager Holyoke Cole
WI Pound Register
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First pub Nov o3IG7
Notice for Publication
U Land Office Sterling Colo
Oct % 1912
Notice is hereby given that George II Sarver Of
Holyoke Colo who April 20 1906 made Hid Z Ne
S2ls-o37g7 for ne Y sec tp pGnr+6w6 m has
filed notice Of intention to make final Eve year
proof to establish claim to thc land above descrb
cd before county judge al HolyoRe Colo on the 9,h
day Of Dec 1872
Claimant name as witnesses
John Warren Of lIolyokc Col,
Carl C Shuler
John Hamilton
William NJ Crowncr
Wu Pound Re-istoi
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First publication oets Serial osssi
Nuuu for Publication
U IS Land omec Sterling Colo
Sept % 1912
Notice Is hereby given that Erncst n Hall
Of llolyole Colorado who on Sept is 1893 made HE
No o5ssl for sw y sec tp o north
r % We m has alcd notice Of intention to make
final three year pruof TO establish claim to the land
above described before eler. Of the district court
At IIolyoke Colorado on the 18th day Of Nov 1912
Claimant names N witnesses
Ira Shaw II Iiolyoke Colo
William II kelsey
Frank Henson
Theron Shaw
W II Pound Register
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Boys wanted to sell our Sunday pa
pcrs; liberal inducements to hustlers.
Write to: Manager Circulation,
The Denver Times,
Denver, Colorado.
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o. u. Sholes. 'N'
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First pub Oct is serial 05si
Nutiue fur Publication
US Land Office Sterling Colo
October 1912
Notice is hereby given that Roy Darling Goddard
of Holyoke Colorado who Aug is 1905 made
Hid E No O5Sl for "a sec Is tp N
range Is W m has filed notice of intention to
make final five year proof to establish claim to
the land above described before county judge at
Holyoke Colo on the II day of Dec 1912
Claimant names as witnesses
Franl; N Austin Of Holyoke Colo
George W utesler
Edward L Kenney
Henry Hagemann
W II Pound Register
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Open For Business.

The Van Horn Art Studio is again O.
pen for business after my summer va.
cation ]. II. Van Horn.
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First publication Oct is Serial 0isl2
Nuttua;fur Public atiun,
U S Land Office Sterling Colo
Sept % 1912
Notice is ereby Aiven that William E Morris of
Amherst Colorado who on June is 1907 made II f
No $3.50 Oisl2 for Sc u sec "a tps mr.
4s p m has filed notice of intention to make
final five year proof to establish claim to the land
above described before clerk of the district court
at Holyoke Colo on the 25.day of Nov 1912
Claimant names as witnesses
William d Gebhart all Of Hoyokc Colo
Charles Wilson
Edward U Butterfcld
Scott Evans
VII Pound Register
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First pub Oct Ol87S
Publication nutica
US Land Office sterlinI. Colo
Sept q 1879
Notice is hereby given that Felix d Spells Of
Ford Colorado who on October 25 1875 made II Z
No ol37s fcF 5 " u sec 10 tp 5nr46wGp m has
hled notice Of intention to make three year proof
to establish claim 20 the land above described be-
fore United States Commissioner at Yuma Colo On
the 29 day Of Nov 1879
Claimant names as witnesses
Loandcr Graham O. Ford Colo
fssac Elwood
Chester Bowden
Samuel 5 Lett
vi Pound. RcRistor
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ili'' ru'.i'at.1n u'' Dr. f nINHu UlIs aI
.N4riEE FOR EuHICRTllN
uH taHl uIuaiHtsi.ur Caa
oua His
Nolrg 10 husi1 Hru tidt taHHHal .. NaraHsIIui
laHa colo uHH a1 juno aIfUl Haf o. iaIH...i.
aIis.nsi taHaafraiHu4 Na .H, asrIai Ul.a H..
ali'HaHsi taHs. trai r.fG ssfai N4 U.. a.,
uf'g.Hal HH %, aas o. siIHaaairr' .r.r HrHtD5
~ eg b has a.eI na.I1a af .r.sHUH iu faarr n,.
ieifaa Hiis'H.IiiEHIIa riaf ar aIHtaHaiIr
pT1af a. establish r...H f1 fHaIlHd sisl.s 10.
s,ntsi ilsiafr tE rnm..f.Hlr 4t ,...r., a..
aa ihr adtf Hf uar HH
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l.ut pub Nov p O7g.,
Notice for Publication.
7 s Land oiiec sterling Colo
Nov II 1912
Notice 10 hereby given that Charles II Harris Of
hoyokv Colo who on June 1903 made md = Ne
u'ss Tor no q, sec istpsnrUw6pm has 6Ioi
notice 81 Intention 20 make thrc year proof TO e.
ubifh ciaim - the land above described bcfor,
county Judge at molyole Colo on the = dog Of De,
1919
Claimant names as witnesses
John Warren uoI,,t. Col,
} Byron PsrJicu
Ells Sheridan
c Arthur Guernsey
Wu Pound. Regittsr
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First pub Nov s O27Os
Notice for Publication
U Land Office Sterling Colo
Oct 25 1912
Notice Is hereby giyensthat George W Uteslcr OF
nolyoko Colo who on April l2 1908 made nd L Nc
oS7os for lot lof the NV y see tp Snr4s " G pm
has fled notice of intention to make final five year
proof to establish claim to the land above describ-
cd before county judge at Hoyoke Colo ou the 18th
day of Dec 1872
claimant names as Witnesses
Roy Goddard u Hoyoke colo
Frank Austin
William Heller
Edward L Kenney
Wa Pound Register
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RI.r'S DYSPe9 SE!l i g8gaE. E'''SS s
Cure laalccation ana A.e4az - Ilcebl Os

First pub NOV Ob3bo or Os2.6 ad
NuhGR fur Publication,
U S Land Office Sterling Colo
Oct % 1912
Notice is hereby given that Eugene NJ Walthall of
Wray Colo who on Mar 10 1909 made Hid E add
duly 26 1909 No OtS5s-Os225 for MS ne q sea ne y
ne u sell see so additional s'a swh sec 90
el4 Sc y see 10 tp 4nr4l W Of the c m has
filed notice of intention to make three year proof
to establish claim to the land above described be-
fore county judge at Wray Colorado ON the 9Th
day of Dec 1912
Claimant names as witnesses
Lemon d Brown Of Wray Colo
Charles Kellar
Earl RCams
Henry RlHedman
w Il Pound. RegisLer
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tirai rub ug. pa Serial UiE
Notice LOB Publication.
Us Land uHra at ator.rr CaB
ErHI E iHs
N1tirg I= hereby sft,1t1st slra.l A Ul., o..
tluIlulH ,Ha Wb4 ur Ilg. Do Irg nsHr tt
No "f.i'.sIih Hatiiglar aa a,s 90 mtui
1--WE o. m iaa hlsl MOTTO, of IutuHan to msl,
hnal thiea 'saT prvaftH Jsaai.h claim ta u.s
land Above d'aFHHsl bsiefs county judge st lis..
latr t'iin ou ihs r dsY sf Eat lBie
Claimant nome. a. aita--a
Charles lsIisf eff ur--H. -.
Coon, D. Wtr Z"
Oscar IHauuuH
AhHra CaHH.b
MurpaHi. usds.a
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First pub Nov 037O5
Notice for Publication =
u S Land Office Sterling colo
Oei % 1912
Notice is hereby given that Felix Mutchie Or
Holyoke colo who on April Do 1906 made nd No
OJ7o5-3li7 for Sc q see 70 tps r 50 W 9Th m has
nled notice Of intention to make final Eve year
proof TO establiah claim to tho land above iescrb-
cd before county Judge at Holyokc colo on he 18th
day Of Dee lgl2
claimant names a- wincsse1
Munsou hit af nulyokc colo
charles L Robinson Paoli
Davidson Mcdonald
J. Gust Richardson uoylke e.
W Ia Pound Rerirt.r
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Baptist Church

NtIF 1E-t IVF NIIN III-NF'T7Us
Baptist Church
Sunda School lO:S
Morning worship ll:9
b. Y. z. u. 200 d. n
Evening preaching 800
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at o'clock.
VIM. c Garberscn, Pastor.
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srborihe for the HEm,rDl
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f,fsi ruh urIu ullD
N1tiEU laf Publication
uH tshi unts n atsilIuf Colo
uri iHi-
Soiios shrfvig given that i.sarisr Graham n
faf foioIa.i1 uhl un AHruat ., ipui made Iii /.
80 trI rsiisi Na1iaai fpf Hs4 tsr si tphnr g
90 m has Oiled 19iisa II Intention g. make
Asai Hfr frsf prof ta establish claim in hg
itsil slave dsssfi-'i isfufs q q CaHmi-siansf at
fuHa Coda. ah thu it day uf nre iHia
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W II Pound Register
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25
~ ANIMAL PARTY.

We wef an decidedly curious when
tho Invitation came for ian animal
party" We were sure It would be good
ean and usre not disappointed. when
~ had arrived the hostess handed
aro1nd envelopes. one for each. con
talnlng q pu1xle animal which she had
cut tFom picture books. Squares Of
white paper we're given and q tube OF
paste provided. When the pusxie was
cofDpeeee Il was pasted ON the white
sooDer enA = prise awarded to the one
Who 0ntohod frst. These animals
Neso ~ covered with red paper which
4he h0aea1a pasted o. before cutting
lnt0 pMax1es, 20 all were alike. The
hauAe - the n making the animal
Was w51eten on the white BACKGROUND
'h10 90 Wotc pinned upon the wall.
Qa41Qg 1ey array. The prises were
N1nGy1Glc6 In boxes andfvart0us EfndS
~ ANIMAL candy boxes (nllod).
Nsx4 " hid SQUARE bits . card
bonr1 gtven us with, q toothpick and .
A1)ak chewing guin. We chewed
Il eaeeer pntjl the right consis.ency
8o@w0gE ara then made any anlnlsl
'10Sc1no6osssputtinG e IN tho cardboard
GGLiht A&eo Nondefful creations were
u sahls and We had 10
80 800 49, what. It was vesy
TITE t44T fM.lt - AEFtNs - AEr tftL
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25

before her quests by giving them thia
example OF how clever Henry was aJ
a dinner speaker. Before the week vas
over they'd see a different side o.
Henry than this from ~-horneness.
Hang it all, lsabel.' muttered Henry
shat night when he arrived home, YOU
viii think I'm just trying to duck
away all he time your friends ara
mere. But You know how everything
alWays comes in q lump: Well
"Wcil?"
I've beer made chairman or the en-
~tertaintnent committee for the big din
ner that the X. Y. u. club is going 10
give on N 23d-we hold a meeting
this evening. We're going to get up a
minstrel show and the first rehearsal
has to- be held tomorrow night. 1t will
take mc every spare minute from now
on helping to get up the stuff, and
Henry Wysp. what will they think p"
Well, ! can't get out Of any of these
things" defended Henry. you know
how IL is--tt1ese things only come once
q year and IL I should"
You can't agreed Isabel, despe--
ately. II know being in clubs and such
things help you in lots of ways, but it
10 q perfect shame to have II all hap
pen this week"
AT least. we have Saturday eve
n1ng.' consoied Henry. You know
last Impressions are. after all. what
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25

49, - SsN HSbOAyg VIC US0u
~ . business conference I'll send the
theater tickets down to you"
count. Well give 'em such a whirl
Saturday-Il even take the afternoon
off-that the rest of the week will be
forgotten. Many a battle has been
Won at the 18th hour"
Wlth this promise Isabel had to con-
tent herself. Her friends were kept
entertained and busy every instant,
nut instead Of covering up. Henry's
absence. mrs; n remarked that lit
was nice Isabel could go so much in
stead of moping alone a. home as so
many foolish women did"
she doesn't mean to be catty,"
Isabel explained to Henry, when re-
lattng this. And she is genuinely
sorry for me. Alice is really the one
who makes me the most Indignant
she never says a word, but her silence
is 10 times worse than Mary Jones'
frank opinions"
So pressed for time had Henry been
during the entire week up to Friday
night that he had neglected even the
minor attentions. such as flowers.
candy and frequent phone calls that
he had put down on his list. Saturday
morning. about IL o'clock, however. he
candy and a note reminding Isabel to
meet him at 1 o'clock. They would all
go to luncheon. a matinee. have tea
afterward, then a taxi ride, dinner
iAeAS. tucu the tne3t01 ana supper att
erward. That ought to make some
Impression on the Girls from Home, he
argued.
Isabel appeared at the stated hour.
but she was alone.
Where are h other two?" demand
ed Henry.
ION the train" she said bitterly.
Mary Jones had = telegram about >
O'Clock saying her little girl has the
measles. Isn't 1t Just my miserable
luck ?"
Henry gave q great sigh OF relief.
Isabel" he said. you don't know
good luck when you see It. I kept my
appointment here with you. only for
the purpose OF telling you that UNI
fortunately this afternoon and tonight
I've got to attend 4 special meeting
OF h directors OF the University
club"
Henry wysp!" cried Isabel. II fee.
like hitting you over the head with Q
I-CLUB!"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25
amusing. The person determining the
most received q box Of animal crack

ers.
Next the hostess took us into 4 room
she called the .'xoo.'' where we were
given catalogs bearing the names OF
the animals on the list below. The
objects representing these animals
were In cunning little cages made OF
boxes with cords drawn neatly IN 'rows
across the front. Signs were up around
the wallis like these: do not feed the
monkeys" ''Pleass do not tease the
elephant" Beware Of pickpockets."
The little son Of the hostess passed
popcorn and lemonade carried on
tray.
4. Rata lady's hair roll.
:. P0rcupine-a piece Of pork. q nine
stick, a letter u.
& Mink-an ink bottle and letter y.
Z. Wolfe letter = covered with
wool.
8. Chamois-a piece Of channels slin.
{. KID kid glove.
4. Aysna-the letters &. n. n In q
box high above tho door.
3. Badger-a G. a. r. badge and the
letter r..
:. Lynx-piece of chain.
-. Herrin9-a ladysS ring.
II. Perch-a psrch from . birds
FL: auttsray-A a. = butssr Win )
~ nSie.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25

1--WE.
Whose passion was TO recite?
And the basilful kid h could speak
no piece
Unless he succu.nbed to fright
oh. what his become OF the model boy,
Who WAS always the teachers pet?
And where, oh where, is h tough
young nut,
The one we can ne'er forget?
The studious one. so we have been told.
Is driving Il hack these days;
While the fool owns stock In a bank
or two,
And n railroad that always pays.
The orator that we knew so we'll
Is clerk in Il dry goods store;
While The bashfui kid that we knew
has beeu in congress 10 years or
more.
The model boy is behind the bars
For stealing q neighbours COW,
And YOU ask what of the tough young
nut:
oh, he Is a preacher now.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25
EHSYrJ
F9WF%.
wy BY ROY K. MOULTON.
(. L

AT the crowd a large bunch Of The Joe
Milier's Jokes.
1t is his occupation to tickle the folks
70 the gloom in the place is in
tense
And then comes the speaker. o rap
ture. O Joy.
They use the pet phrases You heard
when u boy.
The time-honored gestures they always
employ
The tyrants and despots they gaily de
stroy
And wave the old flag of yore
Their mission among you they freely
relate.
They're with you that night juat to
preserve the state.
They save IL with wind that doth never
abate.
! You save IL by paying 81 n plate.
AS you have done often before.
You wend your way nome by the
dawn's early light.
For our native land you've put up /:
good fight.
OF course. you've got to he somewhat
polite
| And say that the banquet that night
vas All right.
Though II gave you q thr%ee-cornered
pain.
You wish tina you'd had hours OF
sleep that you lack
Your patriotism a grown somewhat
slack,
You're as bad as though you had sat
on Il tack,
You wish that you had your good 81
back
And you mutter: Gee whiz, stung
again"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25
tCopyrislir. 1911, by North American
Svudicate.)

THE PLAYMATES
Or YESTERDAY.
oh, where are the
~playmates OF
yesterday,
The fellows we
knew In SCHOOL,
oh. what has be-
come Of the
studious ones,
And where, oh
where. is the
fool?
Oh, what has be-
come of the or
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25
Dipped FROM THE SrREAM

A man aged 81. is walking from San
Francisco To Indiana. 1t is easy to see
why he should want to get out Of San
Francisco. but why should he want to
get into Indiana:
A Harvard professor of music saws
that ~syncoEation ia administration has
no immoral consolation. Trana,ated,
into English this means that rastime
is all to the good.
There is q movement abroad in the
land to abolish the Handmade. This
looks like a plot to put about 80 per
cert Of the politicians U of busi-
ness.
Champ Clark says the next president
will be a democrat and. II he could
right now which democrat.
And if China wants TO be like tho
United States, she will have to i,eEin
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-01-25
HOW TO EAT

the fact tina il is not only very good.
but is very cheap. 1t is somewhat of
a trick to perform the operation of
justification. however, and upon he
receipt of numerous inquiries we de-
cided 10 start a spaghetti symposium
and have called apo some of he
spaghetti experts of this village for
pointers.
L. w. l. writes US as follows: First
grasp the spaghetti firmly about the
neck while ii is still alive and hit it "a
sharp tap on the head with a tack ham,
mer. When it mas ceased Its struggles
wind ii about Il fcrk and it can then be
eaten With neatness and dispatch. n
should not eat more than d half bushel
of spaghetti at one sitting. When
cooking spaghetti put into 1t very
thing YOU can find in the kitchen ex-
cepting the range and the alarm clock"
l.. :. asks: How much would it
cost for enough spaghetti to lace a
corsct?"
(Referred TO the society depart
ment.D
j.. z. r.. ant to know: Does
spaghetti grow on trees. If so, why?
Can spaghetti be used for bait and
how do you get 1T on the hook 2"
Will some OF the brothers kindly
answer?
AS USUAL. -,~
iN' " ''N thAi VIZ WY SAtS
1t was Il most enhancing dream.
Twas in a land of pure delight.
l stood beside q yellow stream
In which flowed pure and sparkling
gold.
Enough sped by ZACH mortal hour.
At least that was what / was told,
To buy an European power.
Some other men stood there with me
And We're as much ~nntranced AS l..
They gazed on it most longingly,
As th;.t Fair stream ran swiftly by.
a ferry came. oh yes. you know,
\ fairy must adorn the tale.
Sac spoke. I1ei. voice was sweet and
IT it were not her charm would fail.
Size said that she am from The elves
And brought some clippers so that we
Might Just dip in and help ourselves
To wealth. folsooth and luxury.
She passed them 'roard. The other men
Dipped in the stream With joyful vim
Brought up the yellow gold and then
sank my dipper to the brim.
AT last" thought l. my fortunes
made.
/ dipped down deep. nut-wait a min
That fairy was q fickle Jade.
My dippcr had no bottom in it.
IN WASHINGTON.
oh. the boys nave met cncc more
In Washington.
There are patriots galore
In Washington.
All the statesmen arc on hand
To preserve the nation grand.
They will fight to beat. the band
In Washington.
All the silver tongues are there
In Washington.
To push out the torrid air
In Washington.
They will serve the country's needs
BY The politicians ~creeds,
In Washington.
They will yell about the trust
In Washington.
They will swell up till they bust
In Washington.
They will wave the starry flag.
They will heoter. worry. nag.
They will bluster. blow and brag,
In Washington.
They will hear their coun,ry's call
In Washington.
| They will bawl ard squall and stall
In Washington.
Though they wind-jam and declaim
Things will go on just the same.
It's a foolish sort OF game,
In Washington.
DIPPED FROM THE STREAM