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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-06-08
HALF A ROUND ENDS BUSH
Knocked Out by McDermott in
Bout at Greensboro Club.


dleweight champion, knocked out George
Bush in less than half a round OF boxing
at the Greensboro Athletic Club last night
McDermott never gave his man q minutes
rest. and soon had him in a bad way
Bush swung a right hand for the head. but
McDermott stepped in quickly and shot
short hook 10 the Jaw that finished the bat
tie for good and all.
Sam Wallach is determined TO keep Leach
Cross I'm the limelight. even II he has TO
spend two cents for a stamp. not counting
the stationery. In letter 10 the sporting
editor Of The Tribune Sam says: Leach
knows full well that in Jack Redmond he
Is meeting a tough proposition and he will
be in perfect condition when he steps into
the ring Of the Twentieth Century Athletic
Club on Tuesday night. Leach fully ex-
pects TO do what no other fighter ever did
bcfore-not even Ad Wolgast-knock Red
mond out II is not impossible, for Leach
showed in his fight with Brown that he
still has that knockout punch In his right.
lack Britton and some OF the others are
bowling because Leach won't fight them.
Let some club show Us some real money
and VIII DON. Leach mas ndu 10 UBnt
his way I'D from the bottom. and now that
he is at the top he Is certainly entitled TO
the benefits Of his position
There Will be plenty Of action at the ST.
Nicholas Athletic Club tonight, when
Tommy Houck, the sensational Phila-
deIphia featherweight will cross gloves
with young Kelley in ten rounds. Houck
has made some OF the greatest fights ever
s,or I'm this city or elsewhere and Is known
as one Of the gamest little boys that ever
nut on a glove. Kelley is a clever lad,
NOT much OF a puncher. but fast as a.
streak.
Fortv-two rounds of boxing will be seen
AT the Fairmont A. {. OF The Bronx to-
night The main bout will be between Lee
Barret and Young" Hickey. while the
other attraction will be ten rounds be-
tween steve Kennedy and Young" Mayo.
"youne' Wagner will face Willie Jones
~ Drooklyn. In ten-round contest al the
Rovale Athletic Club of Brooklyn The
other bouts of the night will be as follows.
Nike Malta VS. Marty Brooks, at Browns
gymnasium: all star show at the Sharkey
ciub ALI star show at the Gowanus CIuh
ana two ten-round bouts at the Olympic
Llun " 6h4AsAs A=a=<=-s.aa.srzss.->,->
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-06-08
NJ WITT CLINTON FACULTY WINS

The faculty baseball teams OF the DE
witt Clinton High School and the High
school Of Commerce played their annual
game at Manhattan oval yesterday. The
ba.t.ill ;rstriIctors were defeated by a score
20 10 ~ 8 The game ended in the seventh
inning - a., ,e,, -, 49, pa
S3ic1,rath and Hull. the Commerce pitchers;
Itcht errors on poor judgment Of ground
lis assisted the Clinton instructors IN
antSe 1aS and 3orsch, the former New
III University twirler led the heavy
loi H1,iry brigade with a home run each.
TIE score by innings follows:
-, Wit CIinton..2 0 liz II 2
c Ce .......5 0 0 0 l IS 5
pa,teries-De Witt Clinton, Perry, Gorsch
ond Parmelee; Commerce, McGrath, HUI
ond Hante.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-06-08
SINGLES
prTTr AnFIpHIA

PHILADELPHIA. METROPOLITAN.
yra G r Fox, Miss @. NJ. Bishop,
Huntington VALLEY Brooklawn ........ {
Mrs IS H. Filter, Mrs. l.. Wlmpfheimer.
Merton ............ l Deal go: -.
Mrs n n Rarlow Mrs. V. VI. Earle,
Merton ........1 Englewood ........
Mira q r. Wander Mrs. n. =. Rogers.
beck Phila. Cricket Baltusrol ....:;::.
Miss F. McNeeley, MIS-: W. }. Faitn' ,
Merton ............ 1 . "Ihagyl ..'' .....'
Mic = c Grtscom, Mrs Florian KruG,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-06-08
De witt Clinton. 2 IL
powDo1N WINS A LONG GAME.

ond Parmelee Commerce, McGrath, Hu
and Hante.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
FOR REAL VAUDEVILLE
THE KIMNEL THEATER
FORMER CAIRO GIRL DIES
AFTER YEARS ILLNESS

Miss Minnie Blanchard. formerly
Of Cairo, died Friday at Fort Worth.
Tex where she had gone four
months ago for her health. which
has been poor TOR the past yesr.
The remains were shipped to Cob
den, tile home Of her parents, DR..
and Mrs J, A. blanchard. 1t is ex.
rcCted the body will arrive Monday
with interment the following day.
IN addition to her parents. the de-
ceased Is survived by ten brothers.
Joe and Ernest. Of Cairo, Ross. Of
81. Louis, Arch, Of Poplar Bluff.
Charles. of Colorado Springs. John.
Roy and RAYMOND, OF Golden.
Frank. who was with the deceased
IN Dallas, ard VIII, whose residence
is unknown.
The. deceased was employed for
several years at the Grand Leader
and lases at the stohe of George T.
Carnes.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
STERN JUSTICE
IN LOWER COURT
Judge Dewey Disposes of Many
Minor Cases Here
Saturday.

Judge Dewey, in the county court
Saturday morning. disposed o. the
following eases
BUS Turner, assault with deadly
weapons. entered plea Of guilty and
was sentenced to I'VE DAYS In Jail.
Turner assaulted Frank shoat, Jr.
John Brown, larceny, pleaded
eniitv and was sentenced 70 five days
in jail and to pay a fine OF $25 and
costs. He stole bicycle from Paul
DeBaun.
IFenry JACKSON. larceny. sentenced
10 10 days in Jail and 10 pay a me
OF So and costs. lie stole two au-
tomobile tires from William fergu-
son.
j. i. Montgomery, obtaining
money under false pretenses, sen
fenced to 50 days in Jail and to pa
a fine Of $50 and costs. &c passed
cheek Tor $40 on George Oils, tn
ionic street restauratear-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
UNIQUE WAGER
WONBYALDERhAN
FROM PADUCAH
Pat Lapy Wins Bet By Coming to
Cairo Thus Breaking Dead
lock IN Council.

Cairo serYed as the back streteh
saturday. far unique wager for
Alderman Pat Lally OF Padueah who
was on the winning end NOW over
NJ the Kentucky city the general
coaneil composed OF twenty mem
berseight aldermen and q dozen
eounci,suen is hopeless y deadloeAed
over the election Of minor city oIi-
cials. Owing to an election acct
aant of some sort there are only
eight Democrats in the bunch aan
Mr. Lally Is abont the mainest one Ct
the roossers. Opposed to che eight
ara twelve Republicans. bl:t whore
the hitch comes Is that only ten .ot
them are Progressive Gnes, the. q her
two belonging 10 the co'psc end u
me split IN that party.
TAc tWd heretofore hay.
strung with the Democrats fAps
equally halancing the power The
two cid Inc a. @. P's arg w iins
for the. Democrats TO have mos: q
| me ofsieega but are besging for tive
Of them. market master and cts
physician. Tina and agan Mayer
Haze!ip ha: called tl,e genera. eoga
ia together but every ballot iaI:s.
the hrach deidloekcd. The onI.
chance ii FER memae' 10 tfcnne
In OF leave the city. ma thai :
hat lea up IL 'ha waa.r made ~
..fr. iai!y. a Republic" .:is''
dared him 10 eayc PaiHsah a.H ~
democrat took the dare ai:.. :n:''m'
tup 4. roi, as wager. Ia :Itr,'i
isanok.d away .soln raau.aa. .;s.'
day morn;n., tanning TO, ta.'o. 80
! went back homo las. night ~!
Hong distance phone from him =
The Bn.letin betoga m;du.eit s'a,-i
ithat he. get back before Mayo: H,.,
lin got next 10 his absence and scu;.
call an extra session of the s"aac''
When asked how he 80: away iran
Paducah. Mr.. i.ally said why Gis
guised myself as western Ksn!.ck
Republican" How was THAI dc:.
he was asked and his answer was =
simply BACKED my iac', and dress:
a. a negro preacher. 70 That IS aacu
the ON y real Republicans erre'
1.-THE ten eouneilmen that wc'ye q
/ over there"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29

monia. Mrs. Sales who before nar
was Miss Josephine Cole
man, has many friends in Cairo a8
before her marriage she mace sew
eral visits to her sister ana her Uncle
James co eman OF West Eleventh
street. She is survived by her hus-
band, her daughter Maria, mother
uur brothers and three sisters
Funeral services were held Thurs
Gay morning, at immaculate Con-
ception church. conducted by Rev
Father Walters. who after High
Reuiemq Mass delivered an eloquent
sermou. A large concourse al
friends in carriages accompanied
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
SUES FOR DIVORCE.

fronton. O.. Dee. 2S.-Mrs. Lillian
Crawford Brom ey has filed suit at
Huntington. w. Va, for divorce
rom sam Bromley theatrical man.
The salt shortens a romance begun
when Bromley saved his present
wise's life by stopainv her runaway
hernes. at the risk OF his own life.
They lived together but IA few
months The petition makes stata-
toy tAa-sEs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29

Thousands of women owe their
yepthful appearance 10 NewbFo's
.nefpicide No matter what may be
her age, a woman with n nice head
Of hair. hair that IS soft. glossy aad
fluffy. always LOOKS younger than
she is.
lterpieide makes the hair beaud-
full With that sheen and shimnler
which IS SO attractive and always in
dseates healthy. natural growth. II
keeps the scalp free from dandrufi
aFd the hair from falling out.
There are remedies said TO be
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
WOMAN NEVER LOOKS
BETTER THAN HER HAIR

"test rs good. bat rierpieido Is the
enuine original germ destroyer
Newbro's Herpicide IN soc and
$500 sizes IS sold by eli dealers vim
guarantee it to do all that is aim
ed Il you are not satisfied your
money will be refunded.
Recommended and app ications
made by the best BARRIERS and hair
tiressers.
Send 10e in postage for sample
and booklet to The Herpicide CO.,
Dept. r, Detroit. Mich.
Paul G. Schulz & sons, Special
Agents. -Advt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
JEALOUS BoY KILLS GIRL.

EHnlurk, Mass, Dee 2S.--As
Clara Le May. "a years old, was en-
terjue the Cords cotton mill To-Day
sAa was shot and killed by Charles
Adams IS years old The boy then
shot himself, inflicting injuries from
which nc died later The police say
the shooting was due to Jealousy.
The mil operatives were SO dis
turbnd by the shooting that the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
CHIEF MACK GETS ANOTHER

Chief William McCullon. Of the
kuitawa. Ky police DEPARTMENT.
who returned home Thursday from
visit in Cairo. killed 4 negro at Kat
ava the EeSt night The negro,
whose name is unknown, attempted
to shoot up the little Kentucky
town McCnllom, who is crack
shot, beat tie negro 10 the pun and
only used one cartridge. The negro.
"a few hours before being killed, had
shot sp ffe'ioaia. Ky, n village near
Knit va.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
River Forecast.

I NIVII 1VAWNN<Ne'
The Ohio. from the mouth .. she
wabash 10 above .Paducah. WI! Iaii
slowly Tor sesera! days; at. Paaucah.
vii begin 10 fall during INC aeA. -
hots-s: al. cairo. veil rise very l.s.tr
dlring the neiy - hours. IN" Ten
nessee. from Z aseaoe 20 '!lH,s'
Inc Watash. 1t Nj s'aysre! and shc
Mississippi. iron, he!oS: So Eosia =
sbope cairo. will not c.snss 'lis'N
. for 'sexe:al days. LGs with falling
.tenacacics.
iH.. n. llOSsLEE.
Z. Qsi,ia!:: Tc.;..ssy.is IN Char:,. !.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.

The annual NEE Eng Of the stock
holders Of the Alexander County
National Bank of cairo, Illinois, viii
be held at the Off &c OF the said bank
In the city OF Cair ?. Illinois. on Tues
day. January "A, 1913, for the cleo
ton Of Board OF Directors and for
the transaction of other business.
Polls will be open from 10 O'Clock a.
m. to 8 D. m. on said day
JAMES II. GALLIGAN,
Cashier.
Cairo, Illinois, De cember II, 1912
Zee. IA, got.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
HELD BY GOVERNMENT.

Charleston. S. G., Dec. 2S.--United
states Commissioner ] Waties War,
ing today held DR. =. G. Besser, who
claims to be an eye, nose and throat
specialist, Of Chicago, for trial in
the Federal Court on the charge Of
Transporting Julia Howard from
Macon, Ga. to Charleston for Inn
moral purposes. The woman was
held as witness. Both provided
bond.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
NOTICE TO rocKHoLDERs.

The annual meeting OF the stock
holders of the Alexander County
Savings Bank of Cairo. Illinois. will
be held at the, Directors room In the
above named bank in the city OF
Cairo. nnno Is. on wednesday,, Jan
uary l, 1913. Mt 1880 o'clock, for the
pu nose Of lecting Board OF Direc-
tors, and SD Oh other business as may
DO brought before said meetiI g.
JAMES II. GALLIGAN, Cas ,hier
Cairo, ILL.,. December /. 1912.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
Rhsarnatl En-, Fnnnral

Mr and Ms T. P. DonoYan and
sch Francis retsrnea Saturday even-
NJ fr5~. S'savaeatoa n. where they
TerN ral'ed Christrsas ese by the
rather sadsea dssssa q Mrs nnno7
vans sste~. ssr ,fns a3bine Sales,
Y So sz..sa .1ss'taI - ns.e,l-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29

the romans to their FINAL resting
place ii the family private burial
grounds
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
FOR REAL VAUDEVILLE
THE KIMMEL THEATER

Turquoise Horsey Stone.
The turquoise is the especial pro-
lection of horsemen and ayerts acei-
dents in general.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29

An advertisement in The Bulletin
brings results
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
| NEWS OF The RIVERS |
ctann Of River.

stage Of river 9.s a rise OF = our
ing the past "a hours
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29

management closed The Rant FOR tho
day.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
FOR nrAS YATDEvnIE--
!; THE u1ARL THEATEE
-5. y
. q . . . . 9 % . . Q Q
WAS IT WORTH 1T.

d. ]. P;erpais Morgan went
) from New York to Washing
j Ton 70 explain TO the Pa!o
D committee that there was no
j Money Trust. lie carried an
D army 1T lawyers and The fees
d said to have been paid were:
d LAWYER Fee.
o Joseph T. Choate $4,000
o Francis l.yndo Stetson 10000
. John G. spooner -. 10000
o William F. sheehan 5000
o De aney Nicoll - 5000
D n. v. Lindabury . 5000
q c. A. Severance $500
. George n. Chase 1900
o G. RI. Backus .2,00o
o Total $500. $500. S62,500
o The lawyers sat around
0 Mr.. Morgan as he testified.
3 Twice during the examine
JiUN MI. AthudHNAy aHuhN.
o Once he told Mr.. Morgan II
o was necessary to furnish the
q Money Trust committee with
D a statement OF the ssh .00e,-
o coo Of deposits by interstate
D corporations in his great pri-
o vaie bank Again Mr.. Linda
. bury suggested the introduce
ton Of NJ Mcrgan's plan for
o naturalization Of the Eqnit
able Life Insurance Company,
D The other lawyers remain
o ed silent throughout the two
0 days.
Q Fer this legal advice" Mr.
Q Morgan paid $500
Q HE CAN AFFORD IT.
0 o 0 o o o o o
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29
CH|LDRERS HOME
CHRISTMAS FUND
lFifty-four Dollars AMI Fifty Cents
to Fund--VeTy Near
to $4,000.

Previously acknowledged S1,934 So
Saturday donations 49, SIS so
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-29

Ar yoa viii find about rs suits,
~. vaiUes ZIP to $3.50 Materials
TN IN -. serges, wide vale Chevicts
arss ~ aaH Novelty mixtures
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-13
chas. l. PethebrIdge. New York; II.
10. Watkins. Virginia: w. w Taylor,
New York
ARCHIBALD PROBE
WILL Be ENLARGED
Committee Learns Facts Not
Mentioned in the Original
Charges.

Washington, May l2-The investi-
eatlon into charges against Judge
Robert w. Archibald. OF the Commerce
Court by the judiciary Committee of
! The House. Will be prolonged To-day
the committee determined 10 sunmai
many more witnesses The inquiry has
developed circumstances not mentioned
IN the original charges
Certain documents have been turn ID
over TO the committee since the Atto,-
ney-Generai delivered the papers In
his possession. These facts have
caused the COMMITTEE. 10 determine to
probe deeply into the case.
To-day i deputy sergcant-at-arms o.
the House left FOR Scranton and other
places IN Pennsylvania to serve sub
poenas on witnesses whose names were
not disclosed. It is the intention OF
the committee 10 call w ~ May, SUI
per!ntendent Of the Erie Railroads coal
properties, who gave 10 L. j. Williams
and Judge Archibald an option on the
katydid culm bank. as soon as possible.
ana 10 inquire into the allegation thar
Judge Archibald solicited an option on
that property as early as March 81.
1911 several months before he sent
Williams TO May with letter OF IN
PRODUCTION. and finally procured the OPP
ton.
When May was asked Saturday for
the letter OF Introduction that VII
llams had brought to him from Judge
Archibald. lie produced letter the ~
istcncc Of which was not known 10 the
Attorncy-General or the committee. 1t
was dated March 81. and was not thu
letter the committee asked for.
In that letter the Judge mad asked IL
the katydid culm property was for
sale. and If so, what price could the
company fN on II. May turned over
TO the committee other cor, espondence
that is not in the original record.
Witnesses have been subpoenaed to
appear as late as a week from next
Tuesday Tomorrow ". p. Boland,
OF the Marion Coal Company. OF Scrun-
ton who made the original charges
against Judge Archibald, probably Will
be called TO the stand. Before he is
called. however, the committee con-
templates taking the testimony OF
Charles Il. Cottrill. Il clerk for the In
tcrsthte Commerce Commission. who
took the notes on the -'gInal charges
against Judge Archibald wncn w. +.
Boland disclosed them TO Commission
er B. ii. Meyer These notes were
taken to President Tar. and formed
the basis for the Investigation begun
by the Department of Justice last
February.
Among new witnesses summoned Is
G. f. Browncl, general counsel and
first vicc-prcsdcnt of the Erie Rail-
road. According to Edward j. Will
liams Judge Archibald fought Brown
ellis influence in negotiations for the
Katyd'd culm bank option, after Cap
tain May had declined to give the OPP
ton.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-13
On the Spur ofthe Moment
By Roy K. Moulton
Our Hero Contest.

a hero is a man who can support n
wife and nine children on 81 day.
and still cheer the camraign speakers.
+. j. II.
y hero is man who willingly
seeks the society of Il proud father,
who likes to talk about the new baby.
If. w.
hero is man who asks his wife
TO he allowed to go with her TO I,
lecture ON Ibsen and who says after
wards that he had very pleasant
evening. ]. L. III.
y hero is man who can fail over
the cat on the cellar stairs, and then
apologies to the cat tor stepping on
its tail. w. ~
y hero is Il man who STAYS at home
ana takes in washing 30 his wife can
go to her literary clubs. a. j. L.
\ hero is man who sits next to
somebody who has seen the show be-
lore when the company was better.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-13
THE DELICIOUS Sp,,,,ou.

When you do not know any othar
way OF getting rid of pest car e.,
fHis is the height OF wisdom to which
inc Department of Agriculture has
reached in its latest attack upon tba
ubiquitous English sparrow. when
sparrows are boned, broiled. bu,tored
ana served on toast they are as fine
as quail says the pamphlet rb,,
IS an insult To both toast and quail
As food s.porrows would be about as
satisfactory as the four-and-twenty
singing biackhirds set before the
King. And when boned, broilea and
hnttered. IT would take at least four.
anu twenty sparrows to add an nm
prGelahie weigh, to the dinner.patl,
me sparrow is an admitted nuts.
'hce' 1t is noisy, filthy ana destruc-
tive 1t drives singing birds ana
other valuable m-destroyers from
the country. Occasionally it IS 3,
service in eating Insects that feed ON
crops but on the whole ii is neither
decorative nor useful. Yet eating Is
too noble an end for its ignoblo
career And as between enduring .,
as an unwelcome guest and putting 81
on the bil-of-fare. most people will,
be content 10 choose the present 81,
rather than ny to those they know
not Of
i wise man has said thar "piras
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-13

Believing that there is Il great field
Tor an organization of its kind in our
midst. We are instituting an Excuse
Cub. The Excuse club will fill n
long felt want, we are very sure. The
ola excuses have been worn away be-
!ohd recognition. The lodge excuse
mas whiskcrs on it three feet long and
must now be laid on the shelf.
Inc sat up with a sick friend cx-
cuse' the fire down town excuse. the
street car delayed excuse ana out
10 lunch with a business friend" ex-
cuse are passe. and the woman who
would believe any of them doesn't live
in this city.
some OF the excuses already SUP
initfed by charter members are quoted
mere to give prospective members n
clear idea of the value OF this great
work:
Locked up all night for speeding
automobile"
Had fit on the street ana had to
be sent to the hospital
Got on train with customer Train
started without warning and we were
taken clear TO Kalamazoo without a,
stop"
"lnterurbcn broke down nrtoon miles
out in the country ana we had to walk
in.
spent half the night trying to raise
bail to get Il lodge brother out of the
police station"
There is considerable talent IN this
city and ii needs only = perfected or
Sahization with set rules and bylaws
TO bring it out. Furthcd details of the
organization will be furnished later.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-13
Increase the aewnrd.

To The Editor OF The Times -Dispatch:
Strive had in Robson county. i'm
mediately after the war, a gang OF
murdercrs. known as the Lowry gang,
that terroriZcd the county and that
dafied arrest. both by State. county
and national authorities. Not until tne
Governor had offered reward Of
$4,000 for the chief and $1,000 for
others of<thc gang did thu terror cease.
In a very short time thereafter all this
parties were either killed or captured.
let your Governor offer $4,000 for
Sldna Allen and 5000 for Edwards.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-13


1t is getting SO nowadays Ii is pretty
hard for man in Il Prince Albert coat
10 convince anybody that he is Il cap
tain of industry.
see by the papers they have got n
Owing Venus down TO the RAPIDS, but
l cont see how that is possible. All
the Venuses | have ever seen haven't
got any arms. ana how in tophet XII.
she swim out after she dives?
Grandpa Bibbins is hopin' that n
wave of crime will strike this com
munity soon. so that he can go to
work at his regular ocSlpation. which
Is settin on the jury.
There is only one worse bore than
the fresh air fiend. and that is the
fellow that wants tho winders and
doors closed all the time.
Perhaps there Is, somewhere in n
remote corner of this world minister
who never wore II Prince Albert coat.
but II so. have never seen him.
Anne Tubbs says about the only way
he Knows of 10 get rick quick is 10
black up and get a job as porter on a
parlor car.
Lafc Purdy. who has been captain OF
Anse Judson's stoheboat for nine sea
sons. has resigned to accept position
as chauffeur of traction engine The
speed craze seems to be getting all
the young men around these parts.