Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-12-27
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AW BY Rax .Moulton.

our idec OF the height OF enjoyment
is 70 be a passenger and to DC asked
to set out and twist the tail OF Il bulky
automobile for IL half AN hour in the
boiling sun.
The greatest sign OF old age is fer a
feiier III admit that he don't take no
l~,lerest IN II circus.
There neve: seems to be amy pos
siiIe chance Of eivilizing Il Teller VIII"
has a: ~lassion %: pigs hooks and
saaelk raut.
Elmer Jones says ii he u all thu
money he has spent for engagement
rings he could now be the owner of a
iDrtv candle power snort wagon Ell
MGR has had more engagements That
diGn't take than any Teller in this
country outside of a vaudeville per-
former.
A comfortable person tn have around
is the one who is always Dragging
about what he has done for YOU.
II. EEhert Peavey says he doesn't be-
lieve in fairies any mere. He did be-
lievc in one olce but her husband gav..
him Il thrashing that cured him for
ever.
l sec another American airess has
married Il foreign luke who has got n
ccronet. hut she will have to like music
pretty well to get along with him II he
pays on the dang thing very much.
The earkecp at the Golden Nugget
is getting rich selling crooked handled
umbrellas that he finds hangin on the
front of the mahogany when he shuts
ur every night. Last night lie found
10 and hopes the rain holds out long
enough for him to buy a saloon of his
own.
Tho sayin' that little pitchers have
Tx ears is true ,iedsin' by the pic
lures OF EN- we see every day or the
SPOT mage
An indianny Teller has been made
minister to a fucrin' country. The
trouble about bcin' a minister to a
filrrin country is the danger of run
min up agin' the cannibals.
When a teller Uses violet ink he is
either i'm Inv or runnin' a fake gold
mine scheme.
siIce t:ud Hicks got that l0-cent hair
cut down to the city he can screw his
hat on SO thc inc can't blow it off.
They are making umbrellas in Japan
81 cilSaply nowadays that they are not
worth stealing.
American crackers are now being
consumed in large quantities in Abyss
sinia. Soda crackers. by The way. not
iirecrackcrs.
One half of the world doesn't know
how the other half gets its automo-
lilies.
The president Of the Ohio State mi
vcrsity sa VS. conversation is a lost art.
Huh. He shouid attend a suffraget
meeting.
Luke Purl,y has written a song and
sold il to q publisher. He says there
is going to be a lot of money in 1t and
maybe there will be-for the publisher.
Every man thinks his wife is goin'
tn 4 lot of unnecessary trouble when
she cleans house.
Mrs. William Tibbitts has got a black
silk dress that she has worn 81 years
on all social o. occasions. The kind they
lM,y nnw last about 81 days.
* statesman is IL politician who gets
Into the cabinet.
There Ia only ono thing more ulin-
tcresting than Il cold pancake and that
Is q love Letter written on a type
writer.
This world is fun of wise guys who
can't make good.
1t is getting so the drug stores keep
everything excepting automobiles.
Some fsllsrs are 81 fond OF travel
that trey get jobs as street car con-
There is only one automobile in the
world and that Is owned by the feller
yosl happen to be talking to.
\ Teller Who spend his money for
foncchoard advertising IS the am
kind OF u feller who hires a 81 man
ali u $40 job and wonders why he
doesn't get results.
The loss has gone out Of style and
SO has the boss sense
Everything goes In vaudeville and
Nsometines even tho audience does.
There Amt Teller In this world who
hasn't At some time IN his career
longed to be the snare drummer in an
opIy house orcnester.
COMMENTED.
Lot others crow excited Ger the grave
altalrt OF. state.
And spend their time IN politics n let