New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-06-27
THESE, HELP DELEGATES
TO FORGET THE HEAT

big Wilson button pushed right into the
group Of three.
You arc wrong Wilson'S the man" he
said. Give US Wilson. and well carry
PENNSYLVANIA"
"ne is a fine man" said Mr.. Stanley edg-
Ing away.
Are you delegate" asked the stranger.
II happened 10 get elected" said Stanley.
Now. tell you" continued the rustic
stranger growing confidential. You fel-
lows ore for Clark. but II you'll line up for
Wilson you can get job under him. VIII
you help him."
II would like Job with the government
very much indeed" said Mr.. Stanley, with
his most courtly Kentucky bow. II am just
poor ordinary cuss. and II would certainly
be big thing for me II could land Job
under President Wilson"
You can do IT. you can do IT," said the
stranger Nominate him and you can
get IT." Then he moved OH.
Mr. Stanley. whose name and picture have
been in all the newspapers during the steel
trust chase. IL wondering II there Is any
such thing az fame.
W nv = t1IsAbI II ~ %
Thomas Darlington. formerly Health Com
missioner OF New York City. who now oc-
cupies the ornamental position OF Grond
sachem OF Tammany. is much interested
In having a pure food and drugs and inn
proved quarantine plank in the platform.
IT'S all right for the platform 20 discuss
abstract issues like the initiative and
referendum. tariff and the courts" said he.
but I think we ought to pay a little more
attention to matters like the conservation
Of health which affects every person I'm the
land"
ESCAPED CUVILLIER's TALK.-The
suffragists who have been assigned TO labor
with the platform committee will never
know what they missed I'm escaping as
they did to-day. the defiant shafts OF elo-
quence which Louie" Cuviller. the long
distance talker OF the New York State AS
sembly, was prepared 20 hurl at them.
Cuvller got word that the suffragist work
ers were 10 hold "A long session with the
committee on resolutions. He harbors A
grudge against the women ballot seekers
because OF the mercess campaign they
have waged against him I'm his district so
he issued forth to do battle Unfortunately
for him, Cuvilller found II fno opportunity
20 take nap. He awoke. and some heart
less wretch told him the suffragists had
been and gone.
Observation-Disclosures nloaned
tuvillier III enc gasp. Then he departed to
seek iced consolation
PESSlMlSM TO THE EXTREME.-
Uncle Josephus Daniels Of North Carolina
Is posing here as professional pessimist
lie was discussing convention prospects to-
day With & group Of friends when ne mace
the prediction that there would be 40 noni-
nation for many ballots
DO you really believe the convention will
last over friday" he was asked
SOlemniy h replied.
We'll. have sent home for my winter
clothes"
Pesslmism could so no further for the
proper raiment for to-day was nnen-and
mighty little OF that.
DON'T KNOW THEIR SAlNTS.-Vhen
Baltimore decorated tho great armory for
the Democratic convention II did hand
some and artistic Job, but Il laid pitfalls
for unsophistcated Democratic statesmen
which were no part Of the programme.
For instance, prominent among the flags
and bunting arc the pictures 81 Washington
and Jackson, Jefferson and others. each
surrounded by some patriotic text from the
writings OF the man depicted Yesterday
Colonel Bryan, a. wsS told In The Tribune.
took as his text the quotation from Jackson
and referred TO II as the declaration Of the
Sage OF Monticello. To-day senator Gore
undertook TO refer TO these pictures and
texts. but got them hopelessly confused. in
dicating Nashlngtons picture az that OF
Jefferson OF course. it was compa rativeiy
easy for the blind orator Ia make this mis-
take but II was nevertheless significant. for
Il is fact that large number OF the loyal
Democrats who enter the hall are hopelessly
confused as TO the identity OF these pa
tron saints Of Democracy" 10 use Senator
Cores expression
BELL. PbEASES TAMMANY, Though
Theodore a. Bell did not get much OF a