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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29


"a True StoryD
james cried little Phil drawing
out the word with a plainttvs rising
infection In his voice. 20 ia mes But
~hatll four cents buy
IL was the day before mamma :
birthday, and dear, plump, Jolly little
Phil wanted to get her a present. but
what could he get with only four cents I?
Pills papa was away and Phil and
his brothers felt they must do all they
could 10 make mammals hiEt hdsS a
happy one for. her by each giving her
I'll tell you what said James and
after whispering together most mystic
Tiously, they started of down town
with smiling faces. the four precious
pennies carried tightly clasped in
rniis chubby little fist.
After a time they came back radiant
ly happy Phil very much excited and
saying over and over W here sail 7
hide II" oh, where s'all | keep iter
AT last he ran TO his mamma. with
bis sweet face all smiles, and. holding
up q big cigar box. asked what's in
II, mamma You tant dess cause It's
such big box
Mamma guessed; but. no matter what
she guessed PHI and his brothers al
ways burst out laughing Phil exclalm-
Ing continually. You tant dess.
never"
After a while Phil became anxious
again. and insisted upon hiding the
many places II might be put: and,
dnaily. Phil decided that way under
the bed. mamma touldnt weRch 1t
The next morning. when Phil was
in the midst Of being dressed. he sud
denly remembered the precious box;
and. slipping away from mamma he
ran to the bed pumped himself down
upon the foor, and wrigglsd his little
fat body out of sight. And a moment
later came a plaintivs wall % James.
de mans cheated me- Dey's only one.
dey's only o-B-e"
The brothers ran 10 him. fun OF ex-
element and laughter crying Lets.
see Hew,s he cheated You W hat has
ne given your"
One little leg and then the other
came wrfggling out from under the bed,
Phil crying. OH OH as the boys.
pulling and laughing. helped him out.
Then scrambiing to his feet, and show
ing the mysterious present TO James.
ne cried again Hes cheated me!
Deys only one"
Why. mo-" cried James They're
only stuck, Don't YOU see"
"Oh, go dey is" exclaimed Phi
happy smile broke over his anxious
face; and. running to mamma. who sat
quietly waiting. he said in his most
satisfied way
"Deys licked togedder. mamma; but
deys WEAKLY two" And there in his
little hand lay two--What' Why.
postage stamps, to put letters 10
papa-Anne Maxwell. in Youths Com
panion.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Episcopal. Roman cathefic ana Greek
Catholic Churches

Rev. George II. Cornish, LIZ D.,
who died on August gath. was one
OF the best known ministers Of Ca
madam Mcthodism. He was born
In Exeter England, in 1874, and en-
tered the ministry in 1853, He had
been the official statistician Of Ca
madam Methodism since 1856. and
prepared two Volumes OF the Cyclic
red!a OF Mathodisaa In Canada. He
was a member Of nix general CON
fsrenc~e
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

still serves them in this capacity
He came to this field about seven
years ago. During this time the
has grown from $40 to
$50 and the Sunday-school from 375
10 s93. Including the cradle roll
and home department, the Sunday
school now has an enrolment of
over 1,200. In the meantime, con-
tributions have increased from S.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Ben and Herbert objected TO his
going. They could not bother with a
little boy this time. they said they
were going to work hard and pick up
lots OF lead, because Mr.. Johnson had
\ fine new lot OF Jackknives in his
showcase. Guy Phillips. however, said
TO let him go Guy was older than
either OF the other boys. and they
usually did as he suggested,
For 1t doesn't make any difference
II Bobby In only seven years old" he
declared He's no tagtatl. and you all
know It"
Therefore IT happened that Bobby.
radtantly happy. was allowed to trudge
along with the big boys, He had two
empty salt sacks In his pocket
The boys want through the pasture
and up the HILL and then across the
swamp, and up another little hill, cana-s
ing at last to the three big targets
standing In q row. The military COM
pany Of the TOWN had had rine prac-
tics there the day before and the
ground around the tArgets was covered
with old bullets Mr.. johnson. who had
the hardware store. bought the bullets
~ old lead. More than one boy had
a pair of skates that he had earned In
this way Just now they were all
ambitious to have new jaekknives
This morning they were SO busy talk
inG about the kind they were going
70 ret that they did mot work very fast
u wA4 MOI, TOO, 30 svNry ffttte while
they would ut down In the shade Of
the tArgsta 70 Sest ad-nount M s&str
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

600 during the first year OF this
pastorate TO over $4,000 given the
past year.
The present building is erected
mainly for Sundsy-school purposes
and is a model for this purpose. All
the departments are graded. and
each department has one or more
pianos All the rooms are thrown
together for opening exercises.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Richmond and Chesapeake Bay Ran.
way Company.
SCHEDULE OF ELECTRIC TRAINS
EFFECTIVE MAY 30. 1919.

EFFECTIVE MAY 80, 1919.
Leave Richmond Laurel and Hroed streg1
b.6; o5 A, NJ, *7.io A. NJ. bs:lo A. NJ. e:l0 z. H
'"lo;i0 A. NJ, lilo A. NJ. 1;i0P r. NJ. 1:iO l.. F.
s*i0.fo A. NJ, lilo 4. NJ, 1.I0 r. NJ. 9;l0 r.. vs.
$40 2, NJ. b4;i0 P. NJ, $50 r. NJ, 90 ~
'lo P. M bslo 7. ~, 10:I. p. NJ, 1lAx l@
Leave Ashland. England and Map1a r6
.6:55 A. NJ, b.700 A. n, 500 A. NJ. koAs nv
1000 A. NJ, '.t1.o0 4. n, 100 n, ssia1
900 p. n. SEQ p. NJ. 400 r. NJ. bSAo 4. A
p NJ. 7n0P, NJ. 500 r NJ. be 90 p. r.. M ~
Daily except Sunday. "a!
'sSunday only. sssa 3
hi .nryiaa bxrwAse
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

pev Theodore Fl Wilson, 81 am
s-ssss Mass. has accepted a call 70
me pastorate Of the CONSIDERATIONS ga, e1
cnurrh AZ Stow hogan. ana VIZ ca
1er upon his work the first SUNDAY /"
october.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Norfolk and Western Raiiw,y.

ONLY ALL-RAII LINE TO NORFOLK. sss
Schedule IA effect August !, 1919.
Leave Byrd Street Station. Rishnn6n n
ioF Norfolk bs 10 A, NJ. g 90 A. NJ, a1A0 n N~5
= iaP NJ bT;35 p NJ q sTA
For Lynehhurg and the West: se:i5 4. ~ So!
A. NJ, a3oo P. NJ, $40 P, NJ N sS
Arrive Richmond trop MMl
alice A. NJ. bill AS A. NJ, 's3aP NJ blosw II IEs3
'ii:30 P, NJ. From the West 40 A. n -
P. NJ. b. 40 p NJ. .s:os P NJ, >9o0P.N I'M
DAILY. sDaiiy ex. sunday. 9zYlN
bSundsy only ssSSasS
". BEvILI. G. H. B00IWX&
G A Roanoke. ID. p A. RSehsan2 q;
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Chesapsaksand Ohio Railway.

Chesapeaksand Ohio Railway.
80 A.-fccsi-D aiis-Newport Ssws.
SIS A-Locai-Daiiy-C hal iottesviiIe En-. 80
Thurmond
800 Express Daily--Norfoik. Old re1n4.
1890 A.-Locaf-D siiy--lehbg.. Lex. G. ror11
IL 90 Neon-Es prs-s-D ailg--Sorfok, Old Ruia1S
ais P Express Daily-(in-L' vile
400 P.-Express- Daily-Norfolk. n: NsWo.
500 P,--Locst -Daiiy-S. News. Old Poin4.
SIS p~locsi-Ex. snn.-~Oordonsviiie.
SIS p.-IocaiEx sun.-fynchburg.
'e4e PI.imitedD Daily Cincinnati, Chia6nos
III 10 p.Express-D aiIy--Cincinnati Ly5nas
'sleepers tParlor Cars f%
TRAINS ARRIVE RIcHMoND-Losal -
Fast Es., sc ,l.o 4 r. ~, 20 o P NJ rh,sssA
from West 500 M s;s5 A. H., and 71o i. TS
Through: $40 A. NJ, fI:ss A. ~. and 10 n -
James River Line; $50 A. NJ, $40 r. II.
'-Daiiy except Sunday xH
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Rev. paul $. f'hafeH, Of HilnGham,
Mass, has accepted the call or the
Unitarian church AT Augusta, and WIZ
begin his service there Sunday, sep
temhar I'D
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

or the So, .sn Japanese In taiiior-
nia only e.5f4 are Christians. OF the
s.ass japanese living in san FRAN
cisco. $40 are Christians.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Rev, George Jackson, formerly of
Toronto. has been elected to the Legal
Hundred Of the British Wesleyan
church. ..s '.*
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

or Charles n, mitchell delivered the
address to the summer graduating
class of the Moody Bible institute
Chicago.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The forty fourth annual convention
OF the Maine state Sunday School as
ISOLATION will he held In Auburn ana
Lewiston October 10th, nth and lsth.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The evangelistic committee Of Ne"
York CITY held converts rally meet
Ing In Carnegie hail on September
18th
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

pe,, William Grant Sea man, Pn. ~.
,rns.ssor a. philosophy in DE fsu"
university. has been elected -. pre''>''''''
- nakota wesleyan university
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The Peoples Church. Socialist was
formally organized and is officers
chosen last sunday in Portland. This
Is claimed to be the only organized
Socialistic church in existence. Rev.
Paul III Drake Is pastor.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
THE NOISE.

I'm only a poor little mouse.
live in the wall of your house.
ma'am,
With a fragment of cheese and
very few peas
was having a little carouss.
maam!
No mischief at all intend.
/ hope you will act as my friend,
mann
II my life YOU should take, many
hearts would 1t break.
And the trouble would be with
out end. ma'am,
My wife lives in there in the
crack, ma am'
She's waiting for me to come
back. na'am,
She hoped | might find q bit Of
q rind.
For the children their dinner do
lack. ma'am.
'Tis hard living there in the wall,
ma am
For plaster aud .sssnrlas will pail. !.
ma am.
On the minds OF the young, and
whom specially hung
Az. spon their poor father they'll
fall. ma'Ami
In your eyes ! see mercy. I'm
sure, a'ami
Oh. there's NO need to opsn the
door, ma'am.
I'll slip through the crack. and
I'll never come back.
Oh, III never come hack any
more, ma'am.
Laura r. Richards.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

DR. r. y Van Doreu has retired
erom The associate editorship Of the
standard after eleven years service
in that position
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Anna May came home from the
kindergarten and showed her mother
the things that she had made A
darning basket that was full of stock
ings stood between the two. and upon
this basket Anna May spread her
treasures Mother paused in her mend
ing to look at them.
II like TO do this best" Anna May
said, as she unfolded a pink and green
paper mat woven In basket WORK.
7-''That rs tusf like the work am
doing. said mother
Anna Mays eyes opened wide. Why,
mother. she cried, you're darninRr
Yes, mother agreed. But seef"
She held mended stocking close be
side the woven paper mat. Anna May
could see that the soft thread that
mother used was woven in and out
across the worn place in the stock
ing just as her paper slips were woven.
the tiny black squares showed in
mothers pattern just the pink and
green square showed in the paper mat.
A lovely thought popped into Anna
Mays head She had three brothers
and there was only mother to darn for
them all Mother" she begged. may
/ learn TO darn. And then we could
do weaving together"
That was the beginning of what
Anna May called her new kind of kim
dergarten work, but what mother de-
clared was the best kind of home help
ing-Steila C. Dysart. In Youths Com
panion.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The british and Foreign hioie 80
xfs,,, nrinted 1884 6a5 copies ~ ,he
s,bls ess.sTT Bibles, I.Se4,262 lisa
,,eota. and 4.ss1.SSi smaller PORTIONS
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

In spite Of the proclamation by
the president Of Peru that Protestant
agencies Will not he allowed to go to
the upper Amazon rubber field To be-
ain relief work for the Putumayo In
dams, owing TO an article in the Peru
constitution limiting Christian work
to Catholics. II Is stated that these
agencies will not cease agitation. and
that they expect to ge into the field.
Peru is almost the last South .Ameri-
can republic to restrict religious
liberty.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The first woman. 20 teoonae q .pp as1t
=, @o,nrado springs is Mrs Minute s
WaIa CONGREGATIONAL church
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Rev. Charles Chapman ''FHi l"'A,
n. d.. LID. Bishop o' fona va az
a;ss an August s0th. He was ions a
80 Of the Anglo-Cathohe
narty IN America.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The Boston Federation OF ~ stu
has organized eof''i'sN '1 20, IN
dent work. The ool., =, -. Students
religious touch VIVA a."
-.v.4s- go into Boston
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

bishop Of the Methodist Episco-
nal church reports that during one
month in India 3sS heather affairs
were torn down, and that 5000 non
Christians accepted Christ and We're
haptized.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The Roman Catholic Church in the
United States has entered upoh
campaign against socialism.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

According ~ The United States CEN
sus. the Baptists nf this country in
1920 had II churches for every or
da med minister. In 1905, ; churches
Between 1899 and 1905 the numb of
ministers increased I per cent faster
than the growth of the denomination
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

There IL In France, it Is SAID, Il
strong reactionary movement to"ai ="
Roman Catholicism.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The following are some Protestant
atistiGs fer the United States: Church
members, 100000 church adher-
ents. $4,000. Que; SUNDAY school en-.
r-ollnent. 100000; ordained minis
tiers. s2,o00; church organizations.
els, 600. church buildings, 100000;
value OF church property. $500. o0o,-
00o, The Roman Catholics claim all
their adher-ents as members, and they
number. according to th% Catholics
about IA e0o 600 II they should count
their members rs fsrotestantss@ count
their members. there would be only
a little over s 600. GOO Catholics in the
United states.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The Moody Bible institute 81 t,s,s
rswo has invited al ihs eva sa.s
81 the nited states 70 pe s.s.1ero-
al a conference planned Aof
her 1sth-20th.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The United Presbyterian Church
contributed last year $254,ss0 to for
eiep missions. and s144,so2 to home
m Missions. The amount contributed for
All purposes was s2,6i4.s4s. an aver
are per member Of S1S.T5.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The twenty third Eucharistic CON
sv-eas Of the Roman Catholic Church
met in Vienna last week. with an at
tendance that broke all records. ihere
were 10000 strangers present, as com,
pared with 1900 at the MONTREAL
congress last year, and the total mum
her of visitors IL estimated at NV,
900, Every country in Europe was
repreeenteds and there were deie-
gates from the United States SCUM
America and Canada
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The Roman Catholic Church has
formally sanctioned the Boy Scouts
movement. y.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Evangeline Booth. commander of the
salvation Army in America, reached
New York Thursday on her return
from her fathers funeral In London.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Or. william f. Hatcher, VINO hd MAJ.
been for many years one OF the ihoss
prominent men in the ministry OK 'iIe
Southern Baptist Chureh' oiS1
August "a 1919,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

(. Plymouth church. Brookiyn, n, "
Is already arranging 10 celebrate next
wear the centenary OF the birth of
Henry Ward Beecher, its one-time ia
nous preacher
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The worlds record for perfect sun
ss,,-vct,,.,i- attendance is claimed pF
samue, r Winterton. Of the
pantist church al Keyport- y. j., WHO
has completed fifty consecutive yea
Of perfect attendance at that =. serve s,'n-
a, the age Of three he went 70 sun
day- school for the first time ana sun
mai first day he has never nliSseu
session. : lie mas 7.sap alter -
Ma credit. and has received
eight Bibles as REWARDS toi 80
,ar,ty. Mr.. Wintertun sithf.s ana
ga the example set ny hN $50 s,ssr.y,
s',nssv~scbtsot ssenssion for tMr.s'
1890 .,hrea and fifteen CONSECUTIVE
wears. respectively.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

A deputation from the FroteStahs
Episcopal commission on "o, :"
conference on the tsith ahG -.
of the Church of Christ reeei,t'F
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Wednesday bring back hts soul
from the pit, that he may be eniight-
ened with the light OF the living,-Job
So: 80.
The Japanese are very social peo-
pie and it Is wonderful how a little
personal kindness and interest in them
will break down the prejudice against
US and our work. As a rule, the mis-
sionary who goes into a native home
with humility. simplicity, and love
will gain the good will of the whole
household.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

By the will Of the late Mrs. caro-
tine L. Ely, OF Rochester. n III her
ea5 zee residence 10 given ito the bishop
N the diocese to be sold and the pro-
eoo6a doyoted to the fund Tor aged and
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

handsome memorial tablet has
been placed in Position on the wall r,f
81. Sa0iour's church, Bar Harbor. IN,
memory of Dr. Robert Amory. who
was identified with St Savtours from
The earliest days Of the church The
tablet has been fixed 10 the wall in
the south transept Of the church. near
where Dr. Amory usually sat, and
bears the Inscription; To the glory
Of God and the memory Of Robert
Amory. doctor Of medicine, ls4s-
1914" II IS a gift Of his daughter,
Mrs. Augustus Thorndtke
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The World sn Baltimore Mis-
sionsry Exposition will open on ocso-
her 25th, and Will continue urtsrI No
vemher 30th.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

A remarkable monument 81 Ameri-
can henevolenee has just been dedi.
Gated in Paris, the 50 called a. Royal
Palace" Of the McAll mission. on the
Rue Pierre Levee, The building con-
tains two meeting halls for public ser
vice But its particularly striking
feature is p very commodioas proVi-
sion FOR social work 81 the sort which
Christian associations do in Ameri-
can cities Hitherto the McAll mis-
sion has confined its labors To evan
gelistic preaching. The new building
includes in the center large covered
court. which is TO be used for gym
nasium. It will be opened to the pub
lie in October
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The NIL Of the late Bishop Charles
Chapman Grafton. OF the Protestant
Episcopal Church. listed his property
at $1,000. He had given $500. 900 to
his church during his episcopate.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Last years returns Indicate that the
congregational church throughout the
world gained Ills IN membership, put
lost $4,000 Sunday school scholars
The total church membership is now
l,47s,s60, with 1.5s3,Isa sunday school
scholars.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The Third International Prohibition
Conference Will he held IN Milan, Italy.
September &2-2s. 1913.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The EucharsstIc congress was for
melly opened in St stephens Cart1s=
dral, Vienna. on September 18th.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The famous mosque of Santa So
Phta. built hy Iustinien In the sixth
century, was considerably damaged.
IL is thought by the recent earthouaka
III F.ur0rean Turkey. r-----.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

General Bramweil Booth has issued
an appeal for $780, 900 with which to
erect, equip and maintain new
training college for Salvation ARMY
officers as a memorial TO his father.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Or. John r. Mott will at an early
late set out on his trip around the
world 10 Investigate the different mis-
lonary agencies OF the world
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

infirm clergymen OF the diocese OF
Western New York.
A few days ago on his fiftieth birth
day anniversary Mr.. Julius Rosen-
valid. Hebrew, of Chicago, made
gifts aggregating 1857, 500. OF this
amount. $3.50. 900 was given to the
[ University Of Chicago, and like
amount 10 Hebrew charities in Chi
cago.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

The executive committee of the
Presbyterian Church. at a
In Nashville. Tenn, last
week, accepted and appointed num-
Der of missionaries 10 foreign fields.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

From the Christian Guardian we
learn that In the Saskatchewan and
Alberta conferences there are one
hundred helds not supplied with
preachers
The Keota news., 1912-04-26
A Bad Name.

Mayor Brand Whitlock of Toledo,
who recently refused a five-hundred-
dollar increase in salary, was talking
about a certain trust mngnate.
He's got a bad name," said the
mayor-novelist. Hence he can't get
square deal. He's got as bad name
for lawsuit as Dodgin had for man
ager.
"Dodgin was the new manager Of
biscuit concern. There was work
man at the concern who liked to sneak
off to shed at about three in the af-
ternoon and smoke a pipe and look
over the afternoon paper for half an
hour or SO. Well, one day as the work
man sat reading and smoking in the
shed Dodgin appeared.
"'Who are your Dodgin asked stern
ly, frowning at the idle workman.
1.-The workman frowned back.
"'Huh, who are you?' he said.
"I am Dodgin, the new manager
was the reply.
"At this the workman smiled
$50 am L. he said heartily. Come
in and have a smoke.'"
The Keota news., 1912-04-26
Pointed Paragraphs.

Anyway, the topper never frowns
when asked to smile,
Look out for the cars-even IL you
are on the right track.
A kiss in haste may be worth two at
leisure-and it may not.
Set others good example by CIV
ing yourself square deal.
When monopolists can't buy what
they want they simply take it.
woman is more careful Of her
complexion II she purchased 1t.
A girl hasn't much faith in prayer II
she continues to have freckles.
Most men are willing to forgive and
forget-if the price is satisfactory.
Every cloud may have silver lin
ing, but it's always on the other side
And the matrimonial game is apt to
begin with cut glass and end with
broken china.
If G. Washington was never asked
by fond mother what he thought of
her cute baby, then it may be true
that he never told lie.
A little tip will often cure q waiter
of deafness.
man can enjoy reading mother.
in-law joke-if he is a bachelor.
The building Of spite fence is an
iasult your neighbors can't overlook.
The Keota news., 1912-04-26
Useful Agent for Show.

AL G. Field, the minstrel man. has
another story which he is telling.
He says that not long ago an attache
of his show was sent out in an Iowa
town to give some handbills. or her
aids. to boys for distribution. The
man found only one boy willing to
work. He didn't deem 1t necessary
to explain to the boy that the bills
we're to be distributed about town.
He took 1t for granted that the boy
knew. The youngster took the print
ed slips of paper and the man gave
him a quarter and left. Half an hour
later the Snowman chanced to pass
along the street and saw the boy
standing on the sidewalk.
Whats the matter?" asked tho
man.
The boy gave couple of final sobs
and, wiping his eyes on his sleeve,
saia:
"A man fist come along an took
one of my bills"