The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-14

Jnose motioned tn coort poisn,an to throy
''e' y out an thin spoke as follows: This
.'efe case started Doughcrty again Flanagan, bur
=. no" nc again congress, an give til yerdick
ineSiit' an II had congress here I'd sind i
20 jan Passin' law in favor iv this here mol.
.hroon I've half mind now 10 ordhcr me-
oailiff to pinch tn house " REPRESENTATIVES. ~
slnit' an tn prisdint that signed tn law an mn,
MIN IN IN bastccl.' TIL constitution saws thev
nau rieht TO- says Doughcrty's lawyer. Eighty
Gays I r contmPt iv coort,' says his honor IL
IN constitution says 50 it niver meant it. What
did the constitution say? don't know IN,
undher tn decision iv Lord Justice Poke in n,
Eighth Elizabeth, man in Dougherty's lob was
IN same as horse an he can't'vc changed. Who
iVer heerd ~ a horse collictin' damages, II wud
DC conhry TO all tn rules iv law an pronertv
says he Dye mean to say I'm tn same as
horse" says Dougherty That is ye'cr status
says the eoort. Thin says Dougherty. iii I've
got broken leg Flanagan has right to shoe.
nc an d betther be goin'. an he broke another
leg on tn stairs but he sued tn county an recoy.
cred damages
Don't think poor man has cb,,.. !,
coort! " coorse he has He has th same cb,,st
mere that he has outside. He has splendid
poor mans chanst Annyhow, he ought to stay
out ~ coort oness he's done son1ethin pleasan.
70 get hiins'i there It's no place fir him or fr
amy man, rich or poor, to go fortune huntin'
An do think tn judges'll liver be recalled,
faitn do not Wud We lave amy wan recall
me If ye was a judge? l see mesilf don Il
Win tn popylace thricd to whistle me back 10
practice law on tn third Aure I'd call tn ba;I;f
over an say: James, get out tn hsudcuff,
Ye can bet that tn first law recallin' tn Judge
VIII DC pronounced Unconstitutional be tn entire
Joodlcyary ~ tn country be risi:,' ,ote an
with three hearty cheers. If was Judge I vud
know that law THROWN me out " lob wa.
unconstitutional at wanst, ex post facto, ex pro
pria vigore, an de juribus non dspytandun,. "a
Hogan says An wudden't have to get tn con
'tItuton out iv tn safe to decide it ayether. Ia
decide it accoordin to me grocery bill.
No, sir, yell live long time befure We iv.r
see judges recalled But it don't do amy harm
o scare thin. It don't do anybody amy harm
Q scare thin wanst in while They've f'reotten
we're outside. Well make noise, an Win they
ay, Ar-re they goin' to haul me out !? we'll veil
Judge, put yeer head out iv tn window. There
IRE people ont here. That's it-people, not law
'ers We don't objick to yeer maxim laws. bu.
lont make thin on'y fr lawyers. Cut out a few
'attherns that will fit us, too We don't wan,
nanny, but we'd like few simple vans that we
an wear to keep off tn cold An if We haven't
lme f'r anything EXCEPT harness that we ARE
ot lddycated enough to put on f'r hiyens sake let
s make some laws Fl Ourselves that PLACES our
ow tastes We don't want laws to wear in coort.
We want thin to wear outside'"
What is this English common law read
bout?" asked Mr.. Hennessy
!" It's tn, law left Ireland to get away firm
aid Mr. Dooey, If it's purscoed me over here
II go to Chiny"
Copyright; 1912 by Finley Potter Dunn.