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New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
RISK LIVES TO SAVE MAN
But Painter, Shocked by Test
Current in Midair, May Die.

Five hundred residents OF New Rocheile
watched the rescue Of Nicholas Calif,
voun9 painter. who was shocked yesterday
by the current in a high tension wire On
the New York. Westchester & Boston
Railroad near Webster and Madeleine ave-
nues.
DIR. Paul B. Fitzgerald. police surgeon
NJ New Rochelle, and Thomas Goochila' an
enrn,ove Of the new railroad, climbed the
steel upright through a mass OF heaViiy
charged wires to reach Calf, and for
nearly two hours. steadied the injured man
on narrow crosstree and gave him stim-
ulants until the power was shut on ana
ropes were brought and he was lowered
to the ground.
Calf was painting the steel upright anu
ar O'Clock Strengthened up to ught
cigarette before climbing down. His head
came in contact with wire said to be car
rving II 900 volts Flames shot from MS
head and he fell senseless. doubled over the
crossrtee. on which he had been standing
He was taken to the New Rochelle HOS
pital. where 1t was said his chances ior
recovery were small.
The current was turned into wires yes
terday to test the motors or the trdlhs'
which are to begin running early in May
calf is the railroads first victim.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
ROUND UP FOUR IN FENCE
By Clever Trick, Police Get Loot Of
Many Recent Robberies

-Four alleged crooks were rounded up in
an East 10th street house by detectives
yesterday morning, and Joined the burglar,
George Burke, who was run out Of No 4iO
East 56th street. on Monday afternoon by
Marie Rohn. a schoolgirl. She chased her
man into the arms Of a detective.
Detectives Remy. Wickman and Flynn, OF
the Morrisania station. got Burke TO dis
close the names of the other four. They
got two persons TO represent themselves as
having been robbed Of heirlooms, and TO
ask Burke If he knew anything of them.
Finally, the prisoner gave them a letter ad-
dressed TO one of the men in the East 10th
street house. The detectives took the ad-
dress and arrested Dominick Mauro, Sam
uel Accolina, Michael Caporale and Charles
Silver, three Of whom said they were bar
bers.
The detectives say they found loot from
various Harlem and Bronx robberies in the
house, and also plenty of opium and CO.
caine. The prisoners were arraigned In the
Morrisania court before Magistrate Kerno-
chan. Burke on a burglary charge, and the
other four charged with receiving stolen
goods They were each held in 2,5D bail
pending examination.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
CITY CLUBS SUBWAY FIGURES
Again Asks Board of Estimate 70 Con
slider Them Carefully.

Fearful that the memorandum that they
sent to the Board of Estimate and Appor-
tionment some days ago. stating what they
considered would be the cost to the city Of
accepting the proposition of the INTERIOR
oush Rapid Transit Company for the ex-
tension Of its subway system. might be
overlooked. the City Club. through Charles
r. Strong, its president, sent yesterday
another communication.
In this letter MIR. Strong says the club
thinks their figures should receive most
careful consideration, but they DO not want
to he understood as opposing the acceptance
Of the offer Now that the best terms and
conditions are known" says Mr. Strong,
the question arises as TO whether the
price demanded for a unified one-fare sys-
TEN Is one which the city can afford to pay
and which il ought TO pay
We have always recognized that there IL
force in the view entertained by many that
the general welfare will be so greatly pro-
NOTED by the acceptance of the offer that
the public authorities will be justified in
imposing upon the city the financial losses
that seem likely to follow"
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
MAYOR LAYS FIRST STONE
Compares Coming Sailors Home
with Clubs of the Wealthy.
300 ATTEND THE CEREMONY
DR.. Van Dyke, Among Many
Speakers, Makes Touching
Reference to Titanic.

Mayor Gaynor laid the cornerstone of the
new twelve story home Of the Seamsn's
Church Institute of New York. at South
street and Coentes Slip, yesterday. After
tapping the stone with his silver troWel
and pronouncing II well laid. the Mayor
spoke briefly to the two or three hundred
persons who witnessed the ceremony. He
said, in part:
A large part Of the ordinary men of the
world hardly know what to do with them
selves when they are not at work. OF NJ
workman is that more true than of the
sailor. The well-to-do people have then
clubs. and by a law OF the state these
clubs are not only open but open to all
sorts of refreshment even on Sunday. as
some of you clubmen present know very
we'll
The ordinary man has no club. He there
fore, perforce-if | may say so-is obliged
to make the liquor saloon his club; and We
very often hear II said that man of means
has his club and his place to refresh him
self even on Sunday. there being no excise
law against clubs on Sunday. That IS a
discrimination which the ordinary man does
not understand. and maybe when you and
come TO think Of II we may not be able
to understand II. either.
! tell you, my friends, tndt all men are
very much alike. Don't natter yourselves
that you know more or that you are above
people in more ordinary walks of life. That
dulge in. We are all alike. If we want TO
do good work in this world we must not
divide ourselves into CoterieS, or what are
sometimes called mutual admiration socie'
ties We want TO broaden ourselves o. ':
wish We could multiply clubs Ike this all
over the city.
A prayer written by the Rev. Dr William
r. Huntington was read by the Right Rev.
Charles S. Burch. Bishop Sufragen Of tho
Episcopal Church In New York. At it,
close reference was made briefly TO the
great sorrow that had come 10 those whose
relatives and friends had pershed at se2.
Bishop Frederick Courtney. now rector of
ST. James's Church. was a speaker. His
subject was THE Sailor The Rev.
Archibald +. Mansfield. superintendent II
the institute. read a list OF the articles
placed in the cornerstone.
The Rev. Dr. Henry van Dyke spoke on
the subject, "The Lahdsmcn's Dependence
Upon Seamen." That. he said was some
thing all could especially feel a this time.
when there had been revealed. as by .
lightning fash the great. awful. unescap-
able perils of the sea"
Edmund L. Baylies. chairman Of tho
building committee. told of the struggle
made by the society to break up the gang
Of East Side boarding house Keepers and
liquor sellers who formerly preyed OIL the
sailor ashore
II Is hoped that tie new building will be
completed within the year. It will have
accommodations for so men. with restau-
rant and reading and recreation rooms.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
CATHOLIC MISSIONS SOCIETY
Cardinal Farley Among the Inccrpora
tors of New Organization.

Cardinal Farley. Justice bowling, OF the
Appellate Division Of the Supreme Court
and other prominent Catholics are the In
corporators of the Catholic Foreign Mis-
slons Society, which yesterday obtained a
certificate OF incorporation in the Supreme
Court.
The petition said that tho purpose OF the
organization was TO enlist tho services OF
ccclesiastcs and laymen ot the Roman
Catholic church 30 teach aud preach as
missionaries their faith In the United
states and other countries. and TO enlist
young men and to teach and train them
for the religious state to act as mission
aries in the United States and other coun-
tries
1t II the further purpose OF the society 10
aid the authorities Of the Roman Catholic
church TO establish and maintain home ana
foreign missions. To this end the society
will also publish books. Tho headquarters
will be at Hawthorne. Wcstchester County.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
Urge UNIVERSAL TRANSFERS
Governor Gives Hearing on Still
well Bill at Albany.
IRv Telegraph 10 The Tribune J

Albany. April 16-The hearing on the
Stnwell- Goldberg bill TO put in immediate
effect the order of the Public Service
Commission restoring universal transfers
In New York city before Governor DIX
this afternoon brought TO Albany repre-
sentatives of New York business, labor
and civic organization TO speak for the
measure A delegation Of railway corpo-
ration attorneys appeared against 1t.
After listening to their arguments for
nearly three hours Governor Dix said that
he would reserve action on the measure
FOR a day or so
James l.. QuaCkenbush, representing the
New York Railways Company in oppos-
ing the measure told the Governor that
81 he did not sign it he could assure him
that there would be no further certiorari
proceedings TO review the commission
order. lie said he had enough confidence
I'm the commissions constructive ability
10 believe that It would then put into ef-
feet an order that would relieve the peo-
ple of the city and at the same time not
bring about such hardship to the rail
roads. He expressed the opinion that the
commission could order the giving OF
transfers at the more important points,
but not make an pHiilbuo oiH'' '''N'A'''
all the transfer points in the city.
Assembl.s,'ar Goldberg, I'm reply to this
statement, declared that under his bill
such a plan could be worked out by the
commission. and also that several at
tempts had been made TO bring the rail-
roads to such an arrangement. hut that
they had always failed to do anything.
Speaking on this same proposition, oliver
e. Semple. associate counsel Of the Pub
lie Service Commission, refuted the charge
of the railway Law yers that the Public
Service Commission has held up the court
review of the commissions order. lie
laid the responsibility to the railroads
themselves.
Joseph o. Hammitt representing the
Citizens Union, declared that the bill
ought TO be approved. because it would
establish the principle that the Legislat-
ure has the right TO make regulations in
rate cases after such cases have been
thoroughly sifted by the commission.
Leslie Graf, for the Retail Drygoods
Association: Lewis NJ. Hart. for the Cen
tral Mercantile Association, and many
others also spoke for the bill.
Besides Mr.. Quackenbush, the bill was
opposed by William ID. Guthrie, counsel
for the Third Avenue Railroad Company.
and Frank Bowles for the Second Ave-
nue. Railroad Company.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
THE WEATHER REPORT.

Official Record and FOrecnst.-Washingto ton,
April 1G.--The lake storm has passed 10 the
Canadian maritime provinces while that over
Texas has moved to the lower Mississippi VAL
ley These disturbances caused a continuation
Of unsettled weather over much OF the coun-
try east OF the Rocky Mountains. with local
rains in the Atlantic and Gulf states. Tennes-
see. Kentucky, Arkansas and Missouri. There
also were scattered showers in the Rocky
Mountains and plateau regions There were
heavy local rains and thunderstorms In the
Gulf states The temperature remains con-
siderably above the seasonal average through
out the Atlantic and east Gulf states. Tennes-
see and the Ohio Valley. and the temperatures
above 90 degrees were reported from parts OF
Florida. Abnormally low temperatures con-
tinue over the plains states, the Rocky Noun
tain region. the upper Mississippi Valley and
the region Of the Great Lakes.
The indications are that the weather viii
continue unsettled. with showers Wednesday
In the Ohio Valley. Tennessee and the east
Gulf states, and In the Atlantic states from
Virginia south to Florida. Showers are also
probable Thursday In the south Atlantic states.
In other parts OF the country the weather VIII
be generally fair Wednesday and Thursday
Cooler weather VIII overspread the middle
Atlantic and north Atlantic states ana the
Ohio Valley Wednesday, while over the ROCKY
Mountains and plains states the upper Mlssis-
sippi Valley and the upper lake region the
temperature will rise Wednesday and Thurs
day.
There has been no material change In the food
situation In the lower Mississippi River. The
Ouachita River at Camden, Ark, Will fall only
stage Of "a feet is indicated at Monroe La. by
nIIh 20 Stages Tuesday were as follows
Kansas City. % feet ST. Louis, 2sI; Cairo,
32: Memphis. ~ ! Helena. 53.S; Arkansas CITY
%; GreenvilIe. 43.3: vieksburg. 5o6; Natchsz,
5i.4; Baton Rouge. 500; Donaldsonville. BIS
New Orleans, 20
Warnings have been issued for the Black
Warrior River at Tuscaloosa, Ala, and add
tonal warnings for the rivers OF the central and
southeastern Mississippi.
The winds along the New Enslard Coast viii
hc moderate north: middle Atlcnttc Coast, mod
eiste variable. becomins north and northeast;
hOGth Atlanlle Coast. light 70 moderate south.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
KILLED BY POISON FUMES
Insect Exterminator Found Death
in Vacant Flat.

While trying tn eXterminate insects I'm
a vacant apartment In the Nathan Hale
apartments. No 45i Fort Washington
avenue. last night. John Massern. twenty
eight years old. address unknown. was
found dead on the floor Of the apartment
by Henry w. Peters, Il tenant. Or. Gins
ley. of No 700 West 1S0th street. said
the man had been overcome by the fumes
of the acids.
Massern was employed by m eTtermi-
mating company. short time before he
was found dead he had started TO sprinkle
the acid. Peters and a policeman he had
called were nearly overcome The body
was removed to the West 1921 street sta
tion.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
THE UTAH NOT BADLY HURT.

Damage to the battleship Utah through
being struck by the steamer Condor while
at anchor off Tompkinsvlle Monday after
noon turns out TO be much less serious
than was at first reported. The battleship
went to the navy yard yesterday and was
tied up at the river wall OF the Cob
Dock, where the routine work OF the ship
was carried on without interruption. 1t will
not be necessary TO put her into drydock
as the damaged port bow plates can be
fixed while she is afioat, and she is reported
10 be as sound as ever under water.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
WATCHING LINERS FOR D0RR
Police Fear Man Accused OF
Marsh Murder May Flee Country.

Lynn. Mass, April IS. - Chief of Police
Thomas NJ Burckes expressed the opinion
to-day that William A. Dorr. of Stockton
CAL for whom a warrant was issued yes
terday. charging him with the murder OF
George f. Marsh is in Boston. The two
inspectors sent to Maine to investigate pos
sible. clcws TO his whereabouts returned to-
Gay, and one Of them was sent TO Boston
10 watch outgoing steamers. Another In
spcctor is In New York City on similar
mission.
The police to-day recovered the robe
which. II is said. was aScd by Dorr in the
automobile which he had while in Lynn
and which he abandoned in Boston. They
will have a chemical analysis made to de-
torminc whether certain spots on the robe
are Of blood The robe was located among
others I'm Boston garage. near which
Dorr left his machine when he disappeared
a week ago.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
PROTEST AT SUNDAY MOVIES"

Resolutions protesting against opening
moving picture shows on Sunday and al
lowing pedlers and pushcarts to block the
streets on that day were passed Monday
evening by the Southern Manhattan Dis
trict of the New York City Christian En-
deavor Union. which held that the Sunday
laws were being violated in these respects.
The southern district represents twenty
five churches south Of 34th street. Some of
the speakers said that the street confusion
on the last four Sundays was the worst
ever known. Copies Of the resolutions were
sent TO the Mayor and the Police Commits
sioner
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
TRANSPACIFIC MAILS.

Destination and steamer. Close In ~. Y. p. NJ.
Japan, Corea, China (via Seattle)-
Kamakura Maru fundamentally 1s, $50
Hawaii Japan. Corea, China, Philip
Maru .............................A Apr 10. $3.50
VancOuverJ-Moneagle '''.. 'i'.'.... Apr. 2e $50
Tahiti, Marquesas, Cook Islands
New Zealand, Australia (yia San
Francisco ~Manuka ..............Apr %. $50
Japan. Corea. China (via Tacoma)-
Chicago Maru Apr. 26 $3.50
Hawaii, Japan, Cores. China, Phil
sia ....,...............'...,.......Apr Apr 20. $50
FrSncscOc~u S Transport. ...,.. May 1. $50
Hawaii. FIJI Islands. Samoan Isl
ands. New Zealand, Australia (yia
Victoria)-Marama ............... May 10. $50
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
BURGLAR GETS LONG SENTENCE

George Diorio, convicted I'm General SEES
sions yesterday OF burglary I'm the first dc
gree was sentenced to from twenty to
thirty years by Judge Mulqueen. Mrs.
Louisa Castoria. Of No 342 East 18th
street, the principal witness called by
James OMalley. Assistant District Attor-
ney, said Diorio entered her home on Feb
ruary IS and when she woke up, threatened
her with razor. She got her revolver and
fired three times at him. The shots Drought
policemen Dorio r. thirty-hve years OLD.
He lived al No. 2Gl East 1l3th street.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
SEEKS NEW TRIAL

Mineola, Long Island, April 16.-Justice
Van Siclen reserved decision to-day in the
case of Benjamin E. Valentine. the former
Brooklyn lawyer, who made application for
a new trial. Valentine was convicted in
1906 OF forging the name OF his wife to a
deed and sentenced to Sing Sing Prison
David f. Carvalho, the handwriting expert,
the chief witness for the state, has now
made an affidavit that IL he had seen GER
tain signatures of Mrs. Valentine made
some years ago he would have testified
differently at the trial
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
p. Ct. EMPLOYEES TO ENTERTAIN

Park & Tilford Employees Mutual Benefit
Association will hold its annual entertain
ment and reception at Terrace Garden. 5sth
street and Third avenue. Manhattan. on
Thursday evening, April Is. President ]. +.
Ross. Vice President j. T.. Liekauf, Treas
urcr G.. 5. MAY and Secretary III. j. Bailey
are on the entertainment committee, Of
which G. Burgess is chairman.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
STEAMERS AT FOREIGN PORTE
ARRIVED.


Colombo, April l6--Bramley (Br) New York via
Port Said for Singapore and Philippines.
Srez April l6-Fangturm Wer), Calcutta and
Colombo for Boston and New York.
Havre. Arril l5-La Tourainc (rr). New York.
Naples. April 15-Canada (Fr), New York for
Marseilles; l6. America QtaD, Philadelphia
and New York.
Rotterdam, April l5-Ursnum CBrl New York.
Manches April l5-Rion (3r), New York.
Wellington. April 15-Kattenturm Ger, New
York via Cape Town etc
Cape Town. April 16--Lichtenfeis Ger, New
York for Fremantle, etc.
Port said. April i8-Werdenfels Ger. New
York via Algiers for Batavia, etc.
Antwerp April 16. 1905 m-Finland. New
York via Plymouth
SAILED.
Durham April l0-Iserohn Ger from New
York;, Batavia and Samarang. etc
Demerara April il-Korona (Br), New YORK via
ST. Thomas.
York and BarbadosD. ---.
Uavrc April i3-Rochambeau tFrl New YORK.
Para. April .l3-Clement tBD from baroados)'
New YGS
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
FRIDAY APRIL u

Tessel For. Line. closes. sails.
Carmans. Liverpool. Cunard 1880 a m 300 IN
Zulia. Cura Red D....... $50 n m ZOO IN
Bcrnudtan Bermuds Quebec. 300 a m II 90 m
Santa Marta, colon, u + CO.. 80 a IN 1900 IN
Lady Csrrington Montcvidco 1900 m 300 y M
t'omanche Jacksonville Clyde 100 IN
Iampasas Galveston Mallory loo y III
THURSDAY, APRIL is.
g Washington, Bremen. NGI. $50 a m 1000 a IN
Cedric. Liverpool. White star $50 IN II 90 m
MORO Castle, Havana, Ward 900 IN 1900 m
OCeana, Bermuda, Rer-Atl.. $50 m 1900 m
Alemannia, Hayti, H-A..... 100 IN 800 y IN
Ivcran, Argentina, Am Z r. 800 a m 700 a IN
Moltkc Naples, HauL- AM. 1000 "A IN
& 81 Columbus, Savannah. saw. 800 y III
katahdin brunswick clyde. 100 m
FRIDAY. APRIL 10.
Soguranca, Nassau. Ward ..12:O0 m 800 IN
Cfanie Hayti, X w I..... 1890 III 800 IN
Santiago Hayti. Ward. ..... 1900 M
Mohawk, Jacksonville. clyde. -- 100 p M
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17

Huelva, April 15-coleby (Br) drom R0''e''-'.''
New York -, "a Ns~ YoS9;
Rotterdam April l4-Gaileo tbr''
10 Hesperus Ger. New York. >,.,v yoyk,
London. April l6-Winifredian tBr); r);N,sG NcG SS0
Antwerp, April lila Campinc tD"V''
York: Couisden (Br). New YORK: ,,..,, "a.
Colombo APRIL 9-Freienfes CGerD Vn'h al.
cmtta,. Boston and New York D.ri na SSu
danha CRr) from Calcutta Bou,,,5 BosIVn a." Bostss
York: Bechuana (Br) 0rom Caieu''a''
and New York -. N.w YorD,
Barbados. April l2-Bellucia drom % Ns"
Pernambuco and Rio de Janeiro
Liverpool, April 16-Laconia (Brl, bos. .ers oJss)
Gibraltar April 10. 10 m-Prinhessx xn,L
from Genoa and Naples). New io'A'
PASSED.
Lizard. April -Minnehaha d'r). New fo'A
London. -, N.ssrlanden
$, Michaels, April i5-Prins der NyssIss and
,Dutch, New York via west Ina'e
Ventaueia for Havre ana Amsterdam, yis
Gale. April 15-Buffalo eier,' New
cil,raiisr' Airil Io-saranac 'Br). Port ss'a y
"a -res ApriI 16-L.aura (AusU, New f0s
Algiers. Naples. Patras and Iries's
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17

Highest temperature yesterday "a degrees
Cat y. M: lowest. "a tst 5:15 a. M; aver
age ~; average for corresponding date last
year. "; average for corresponding date la Al
thlTty-threc years, 60
Local forecast: To-day. cloudy Thursda,
probably fair: moderate north winds.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17

east Gulf Coast. moderate variable; west Gulf
Coast, moderate north. Lake Michigan. moderate
north and northeast.
steamers departing Wednesday for European
ports will have moderate variable winds and
overcast weather TO the Grand Banks.
Forecast for Special Localities.-For North
ern New England, fair and cooler to-day. Thurs
day fair; moderate north wines.
For Southern New England, cloudy and cooler
to-day; Thursday probably fair: moderate varia-
BILE winds becoming north.
For Eastern New York. fair In northern and
cloudy in southern portion and cooler to-day
Thursday probably fair; moderate north winds.
For Eastern Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Della
ware and Maryland unsettled and cooler to-day
Thursday cloudy: moderate north winds.
For West Virginia, showers and cooler to-day;
Thursday probably fair.
For Western Pennsylvania and Western New
York. cloudy and cooler to-day; Thursday fair;
moderate nth winds.
For the District OF Columbia, overcast and
cooler. with probably showers to-day: Thursday
cloudy and cool. moderate north winds.
For Virginia. showers and cooler to-day;
Thursday cloudy moderate variable winds be
coming north.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17

Local Official Record.-The following Official
record from the Weather Bureau shows the
changes In the temperature for the last twenty
four hours. In comparison with the correspond
Ing date OF last war.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
WIRELESS REPORTS.
INCOMING STEAMERS.

The Mauritania reported as I.3li miles east OF
sandy Hook at M vestcrda'. Is expected IN
dork sarv FRIDAY morning.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
MARINE INTELLIGENCE
HIGH WATER.

MINIATURE ALMANAC.
-ise. b.I9: SUI set. 641. moon 'ets.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17

Ofhcial observations OF United States weathe
bureaus taken at p. m. yesterday follow:
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
Forecast for Special Localities.-For Mort
Humidity.

A. "a p. 81 p. NJ. 8
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17
Ia Bretagne ..... Havre. April s..
T.tTIrnEnAN ADDrT
OUTGOING STEAMERS
TODAY.

'Brings mail.
New-York tribune., 1912-04-17

Steamers Arapahoe, Charleston and Jackson
Vile: City OF Montgomery Savannah: FL Occi-
dente Galveston: Monroe. Norfolk and Newport
News: J l. Luckenbach, Port Tampa: Butcher
Ger, Hamburg; Kronprinz Wilhelm Ger.
bremen; Ryndam Dutch. Rotterdam; Cevic
(Br), Liverpool; Miramchi CBr). Lisbon; Swat
Br), Calcutta; Delaware Philadelphia.
Douglas Island news., 1912-11-06
Another Reformer

"Yes, I've cut out the slang stuff" {" Nell was telling her latest gentleman friend" Gee, but my talk was gettin' fiercel I'd worked up line of fable material that had George Ade backed off the map and gaspin' for wind, but I've ditched all that now. Iseen itwas up to me to switch onto another track. damned on the emergency brakes one day and says to myself: You mutt, where do you think you'll wind up if you don't slough this rough gulf you've been shovin' across your unprotected friendsP You never will land Johnny boy that's got enough gray matter in bis cupalo to want real, bang-up fIossy lass for his kiddo instead of a skirt that palavers like brain storm with busted ateering gear Any girl can talk like lady, even if she never gets closer to one than to stretch her neck when some swell dame buzzes past in her gas wagon. I says to yours truly, Its time to reformate your grammar, little sister, and you bet your sweet life I've cut the mustard" ."-Satire.