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 The day was fine and was given over almost entirely to sport Many who did not devote the holiday to tennis or base ball put it in hunting pigeons ana doves
 G O. Bradley, ]. Q. Macdonald and F. J Franklin, were up the San Pedro river few hours Sunday af- ternoon and brought back d large number ol doves and pigeons. They report the game plentiful in that section.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
w. FUNK'S
BIG roc SALE.
Wednesday, March II, 1914.

The undersigned having leased his
farm and intending to devote his en-
tire attention to the selling OF pianos,
organs, and victrolas, will sell at his
residence east Of Needmore, the fol-
lowing valuable property: 3 HEAD
OF HORSES. No. l Gray Mare weigh
ing about 1900 lbs. will work any place
hitched. No. 2 Black Horse, weight
about 1900, safe, gentle, and will work
anywhere. No. 3 is a fine yearling
colt, 5 HEAD OF COWS. One of
these cows is fresh with calf by her
side. The others were fresh last fall.
This is a good bunch OF cows. so
HEAD OF HOGS. 7 OF these are fine
Brood Sows, of which 3 will have pigs
by day of sale; 2, the last OF March;
and 2 in April. l fine Boar. q Head
of Fat Hogs that will range in weight
from 100 to $50 pounds; the remainder
are extra fine shoats and pigs. l
heavy Brown Wagon, good as new;
light Milburn wagon, good as new; i
two-horse spring wagon, l light spring
wagon, set of Yankee harness, set of
light harness, bob sleds, Portland
cutter, 2 good windmills, l ten-hose
lowdown grain drill, new; l eight-hose
Farmers Favorite grain drill, good
as new; Syracuse pillow, 2 horse corn
pillow, spring tooth harrow god as
new, 60 tooth harrow, Simond saw, %
bushels of potatoes, and many other
articles. Sale will take place rain or
shine, Sale begins at ~ o'clock, q.
m. sharp. Credit 8 months.
l. w. FUNK.
j. j. Harris, auctioneer.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26

SALE

OF Home-Raised Percheron Horses
The undersigned will sell at Public
Sale on his farm, two and one-half
miles Southwest of Mercersburg, Pa ,
along the Corner Road the following
described Work Horses and Colts, on
Monday, March 2, 1914
Twenty Head Horses and Colts. No.
l-Gray Mare, 7 years old, lin foal),
weight about l400 pounds, as good a
shape as any body owns: wagon lead
er, barshear leader and works wher-
ever hitched, and is not afraid OF any
thing. No 2-Brown Horse, 8 years
old, wagon leader, barshear leader
and works wherever hitched, fearless
OF nothing, weight about 1900 pounds,
as good a shape a anybody owns,
without any exception. No. 3-Dark
Gray Mare, 4 years old, offside work.
er. This mare is a perfect pattern, T.
P~ercheron, weight 1900. No. Ozark
Gray Mare, 4 years old offside work.
er. tine shape and weight about 400.
No. 5-Brown Horse, 3 years old, OFF,
side worker, fine shape and good
heavy bone, weight 1900. No. 6-Gray
Horse, 3 years old, otfside worker,
weight 1900, plenty of shape and b ne.
NO. bay Horse, 3 years old, good
offside worker, weight 1850: you won't
find another horse like this one In 200,
for bone, shape and style. Nos. s and
9-Are two Gray Horse Colts, 3 years
old, otfside workers, well boned and
shaped. This pair OF horses are close
ly mated, and are the making Of a fine
team, weight about HOO. Nos. 10 and
ll-Are a pair of Dark Gray 3 year
olds, we'll mated, have been hitched.
and worked fine. The making of a
fancy pair of horses. No. Pred
Roam Horse, 3 years old, weight 1850,
a fine worker, the making OF q high
priced horse. No. 13-Dark Gray
Mare, 3 years old, 2-Percheron,
weight about LOO, good shape and
we'll boned. No. I4-Gray Mare, 3
years old, weight about 1850, offside
worker, plenty Of shape and bone. No
l5-Gray Horse, 3 years old, weight
about 100, ofside worker, good shape
No. l6-Bay Horse. 2 years old, we'll
boned and shaped, and is the making
OF a good one. No. 17--Gray Horse
SoiVi q yours Olu' well SNAPPED n
boned, and is the making OF n good
one. Nos. IL 10 and 2O-Are Bay
Horse Colts, 2 years old, well shaped
a d boned. Also TWELVE HEAD OF
GOOD WELL-BRED SHEEP. This sale
should attract the attention OF all
farmers or anyone else who is inter-
ested in good horses. You may not
have an opportunity to attend a sale
like this in 20 years The majority of
these horses | raised myself and never
would keep anything but a good one.
Now don't forget the date MARCH
IND. because this stuff can't help out
make you plenty OF money.
Sale to begin at 1900 O'Clock, when
a credit of II months will be given.
Dinner at ll:30. Everybody invited.
JOHN G. METCALFE.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
Advertisement.
EpwOrth League Social.

The Epworth League Of the M.
E. church will hold a Social at
the home of Miss Nellie Hays,
Friday evening, February 9th,
at 7:30. The following literary
program will be rendered, after
which refreshments will be serv-
ed. Admission Is cts. Proceeds
for benefit of church.
Piano Solo-Mary Wilkinson.
Reading-Mary Stouteagle.
Vocal Duet (comic.
Reading Mrs. Roger.
Solo-Dorothy Hamil.
Musical, Romance and Marriage.
One Act Comedy Obstinacy.
CAST OF CHARACTERS.
George and Lizzie-(negro SER
vants) Percy Mentzer and Mel
lie Hays.
Robert Austin and Grace Austin
-(newly weds) Robert Hamil
and Amy Lodge.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kent-(Mrs. Aus
tins parents (Wilmer Hays and
Mrs. C. B. Stevens.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
Walnut Grove Camp Meeting.

The Walnut Grove Campmeet-
ing Association will meet Satur-
day April a, in the Bethel at Wal
nut Grove at 2 p. m. At that
time all privileges will be sold.
All persons who desire to bid are
requested to be present. Bids
may be sent up until April l, to
the General Manager, Rev. F.
w. Mcclure, Saxton, Pa. Camp
will open this year August IA
Evangelist Cyrus S. Nonemaker
of Altoona has been secured to
hold the evangelistic services of
the camp. He will hold his first
service August the 18th and will
hold every night Of camp and
both Sunday afternoons. Great
things are expected from these
services.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
WELLER'S SALE.
Wednesday, March 4, 1914.

The undersigned intending to Quit
farming, will sell at his residence on
the Mack Kendall farm, 81 miles south
of McConnellsburg, 8 HEAD OF
HORSES, No. l, N"Topsy," black
mare, 8 years old, weight 1900, seven
Fights ~Percheron, good single line
leader. fearless, and will work any
where hitched. No. 2, Fannie" bay
mare, 8 years old, weight 1900, good
singleline leader, fearless, and will
work wherever hitched. No. 3, . Dol
~" brown mare, 8 years old, weight
1915, good off side worker, fearless,
good single driver. These mares are
all in foal to Brookside Castro, a fine
Roam Percheron Horse belonging to
the Burnt Cabins Horse Company.
No 4, Billy" bay horse 4 years old,
weight 1900, good offside worker and
good single driver. No. 8, "Nig,"
black horse 4 years old, weight 1850,
good oifside worker and will make a
good leader and single driver, fear
less No. 8, "Dick. bay horse Is
years old, weight 1900, good single
line leader, will work anywhere, good
single driver, safe for man, woman or
child. No. I, black mare colt 1 year
old, l5-l6 Percheron, will make 1880.
10. mare. No. s, black mare colt l
year old, will make a l600-pounder.
No. 8, brown horse colt a year old,
will make a horse weighing 100 lbs.
and a fine driver. l3 HEAD OF CAT.
TIE, 3 OF which will be fresh by day
OF sale, or close springers; 2, will be
fresh In April, and 2 will come in
next fall. ! fat COW, ard 3 good young
bulls. 5BROOD SOWS, / of which
VIII have pigs by day Of sale; |, the
last OF March, and the other three, in
April. FARMING IMPLEMENTS.
2 f~our-horse wagons 3 inch
tread, Mccormick binder, I #. cut,
good as new. | Mccormick mower
Oft. cut, good as new-used only two
seasons. | Mccormick horserake, O.
IT,, good as new. Osborne hay tedder
used but one season, l check-row corn
planter, | Superior grain drill, good
as new, drilled only 100 acres, 2 sets
OF 2O.ft haycarriers, 2 wagon boxes,
z spike harrows, spring tooth harrow,
2 sets OF breechbands, 2 sets of lead
harness, saddle, lines, collars, bril-
dies, hay by the ton, fodder by the
bundle, and potatoes by the bushel.
8 Syracuse plows-l, No, 30, 2, No.
20, 3 corn plows, | bobsled. These
implements and machinery are all in
first class condition and practically
good as new. Portland cutter the one
Noah had Ia his ark and many other
articles. Sale begins at 10 o'clock,
credit l year, j. j. Harris, auctioneer.
g. b. WELLER
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
PUBLIC SA e.
Tuesday, March 10, 1914.

The undersigned intending to re-
move from the County will sell at his
residence on the Samuel B. Oyler farm
in Tod township. 81 miles northwest
OF McConnellsburg ) HEAD OF HOR-
SEES. No. |, Brown horse IL years
old. No. 2, Bay mare, I years old.
No. 3, black colt, l year old in April.
IL HEAD OF CATTLE, 0 of which are
fat. 4cows 2 of which will be fresh
by day of sale. good 4.horse Mil
burn wagon 3 inch tread. | wagon
bed, good ice cutter, Champion Now
err, Champion Binder, double Deere
Cornplanter with 80 rods OF chain,
Tongueless Cornplow, 2 Spring Har-
rows, spike ha rro W, shovelplow,
horserake, top-buggy and buggy har-
ness, kunabout, Breast strap, 2hous
ings, double harpoon hayfork, rope
and pulley, 2 sets wheel harness, lead
harness. 4 sets 1ynets, collars, brides
check lines, pillow lines, halters, COW,
log, bu., breast and tongue chains:
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
PUBLIC SALE.
Three Springs, Saturday, March 18th.

M. A. Detwiler will offer at pub.
lie sale on his farm l 4 nile south
west of Three Springs, 6 Cows,
some of which will have calves
by their sides, 10 fat Cattle con-
sistlng of steers and heifers, 2
work horses,2 yearllng Colts, sew.
eral hundred bushels of Corn, 4.
horse Swab wagon, 1 Gram Drill.
At the same time and place he
will offer his property in borough
of Three Springs, opposite the E..
B. II. r K Station: also, a runa-
bout automobile. Sale begins at
10 o'clock. Terms made known
on day of sale. ]. M. Chestnut,
a%uctloneer. 1. A. Weight, clerk.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
Fact.

Evidence that can be verified.
Fact Is what we want.
Opinion is not enough.
Opinions differ.
Here's a McC onnellsburg fact.
You can test 1t.
F. M. Taylor, civil engineer,
Water st McConnellsburg, Pa,
says: 81 suffered from severe
pains IN my back and loins. L
had weak kidneys, the action be-
ing somewhat irregular. I was
advised to use Doan's Kidney
Pills by a friend at Burnt Cabin
who told me how he had been
cured by them. I got a box and
could notice a difference mined
lately. Doan's Kidney Pills gave
me great relief. l always take
them with me when ] go out Of
town because If l catch cold, l
get a slight attack of the trouble.
When this occurs / can always
depend on Doan's Kidney Pills.
| Recommend this remedy when
ever | hear anyone suffering from
back ache or kidney weakness.
/ confirm the endorsement / gave
Doan's Kidney Pills some years
ago.
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask tor a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the
same that Mr.. Taylor had.
Foster Milburn Co., Proprle-
tors, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
A. J. MARTINS
BIG STOCK SALE.
Tuesday, March "a, 1914.

A. j. Martin will sell at public sale
on the G j. Brewer farm, 2miles south
of McConnellsburg, the following val
liable live stock, to wit: II HEAD OF
HORSES AND COLTS, No l Is a
Bay Mare rising IL years old with
foal to an imported Belgian horse;
she is we'll built and sound, and will
work anywhere hitched, fearless OF
steam. first class pillow leader, and
saddle mare, weight l ,45O. No. 2, is
a Gray Mare about l6 years old, we'll
built and sound, will work anywhere
hitched, an excellent pillow leader. No
3 is a Gray Mare about IA years old,
weight about 1900, good leader and
offside worker. This mare is sound
except blind. No. 4 is a Bay Mare 5
years old, good single driver, good
leader and will work, practically, any
where hitched, weight about LOO.
No. 5. is a Gray Mare rising 2 years
old, bred from imported Belgian
horse, we'll built, and will make a
good brood mare. Nos 8 and are a
pair of black horse colts rising 2 years
old, will make a fine team No. is a
Black Mare Colt rising 2 years old,
bred from imported Belgian Horse.
No 8 is a Black Percheron Horse
Colt rising 2 years old, good size,
we'll boned. No. 10 is a Bay Mare
Colt rising one year old, bred from
imported Belgian horse, and is a fine
mare. Nos. IL and IL are Bay and
Gray horse colts rising l year old,
will make good heavy horses. These
colts are all as good boued as any l
have ever seen. 20 HEAD OF CAT
TIE, ten OF which are fine Mich Cows
most of them carrying there second
and third calves, and will be fresh or
close springers by day of sale. Two
are fat cattle, and The rest are Heifers,
2 of which will be fresh or close
springers by day of sale. Most OF
these COWS are with calf to a registered
Guernsey bull. About 20 HEAD OF
SHOATS weighing from 80 to l25
pounds each. Sale will begin at 10
o'clock, sharp, when terms will be
known. j. J. Harris, auction
eer. II. s. Daniels and G. A. Conner
err, clerks.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26

grain cradle, moving scythe, 2 grind
stones, milk can, lard press, handy
cutting box, CORN by the barrel,
RYE, OATS, AND POTATOES by
the bushel; HAY by the ton, 3 cans Of
LARD, 200lbs. of pork, applebutter
and vinegar by the gallon, q few
household goods, such as parlor stove
box stove, writing desk, cupboards,
and many other articles too numerous
to mention. Sale begins at 8 o'clock
sharp. Credit 8 months on all sums
over five dollars. A. l.. While auc-
~tioneer.
DANIEL FIX.
ALSO, at the same time and place,
Samuel B. Oyler will sell the follow
ing: l Horse, ! Cow, Buggy. Spring
wagon, 2 wheelbarrows, Yankee har-
ness, bu ICY harness, collar and pad
Yankee brides, riding saddle and
bxidle, check lines breast strap, gag
rein, lines, halters, fly nets, lead rein,
hinges, so lbs. wire nails, scoop SHOW
ell, bark spud, grain sacks, clover
seed. double-barrel shotgun. revolver
and belt, st %elyards, horseblanket and
robe, buggy pole. single shovelplow,
crowbar, digging iron, 2 mattocks,
pick, hammers, sledges, 3 lumbe r
chains-oue % feet long, 2grabhooks,
l double one, stone drill, spreaders,
but chains, breastchains, open links,
tongue chains, 2 post augers and frame
work bench, meat benches, flour chest
set carpenter tools, Q crosscut saws,
cider and meat barrels, tubs, 400 ches-
nut rails-l4) OF them pointed, 50ches
nut posts, 700 chestnut shingles, 400
~plastering lath, palings, scantlings
and roofing lath, fence wire, 4 pieces
roofing tin, sausage suffer and lard
press, grain cradle, moving scythe,
briar scythe, 4 singletrees, doubletree
forks, rakes, iron kettle, set hay lad
ders, set wood ladders, log sled, pin
sled, knee sled, grindstone, vineP ar,
bedstead, table, doughtray, 5 chairs,
bureau, sink, 2 screen doors, lot tin
ware, crocFs, dishes, knives forks &c.
looking glasses, clock, lamps, a can
Of lard, bacon, pudding, and many
other articles Terms same as above.
SAMUEL B. OYLER.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26

OF Home-Raised Percheron Horses
The undersigned will sell at Public
Sale on his farm, two and one-half
miles Southwest of Mercersburg, Pa ,
along the Corner Road the following
described Work Horses and Colts, on
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
CloSe.Out Sale Of Thorough.

Pen Of Anconas:-Flve hens
and a rooster. Pen of White Or.
plngtons;-Three hens, two pull.
let's, and one cockerel. Kellers-
trass strain. Will divide this pen
II desired. Pen of White Manor
cas;-Four pullets and one cock
erel. Pen Of Brown Leghorns:-
Ten hens one rooster. Pen of
white Leghorns;-Fifty hens and
four ROSTERS. Will sell tn
whites in any number desired.
Address,
S. R. MARTIN,
2 At. Gambler, ONO.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
Notice to Supervisors.

By order of j. w. Hunter,
Deputy Highway Commissioner,
| request the road Supervisors of
the several townships of Fulton
county to meet at the Court
House in Nice onnellsburg, We'd
nesday, March 4th, at 1.30 p. M,
for the purpose of recognizing
the Fulton County Supervisors
Organization.
FRANK RANCK.
President Fulton County Road
Supervisors Association.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26

Philip B. Melius, of Taylor, ac-
companied by his brother Daniel
of Ridgway, Elk county, Pa,
and his brother-in-law, Adam
Kelner, took advantage of the
good shedding last Saturday and
made a trip to McConnellsburg.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
MARKET REPORT.
CORRECTED EVERY WEDNESDAY.

The grain markets are taken from the Cham
persburg daily newspapers. The provision
prices are those that obtain In McConnells-
Durg.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-02-26
There is little difference be-
tween Villa and william.


George A. Harris was away on
a business trip to Lexington, Ken
lucky, last week.
The Irwin Store is the Store to
buy Green Peas SC ID. Peaches
10c lb. Raisins 8clb. Coffee tic
lb. adv.
Reno had an earthquake last
week; but the damage was small
compared with that of the courts
of that place.
The sorriest slave is the man
VIII o-like water-gravi t t
through life along the line of
least resistance.
Protracted meeting began in
the Cedar Grove church last Sat-
urday evening, by the pastor,
Rev. McManiman.
President Wilson recognizes
the newspapers as possessing the
greatest of power. Which way
is your favorite newspaper lead
ing?
We feel sorry for some of the
city people who heard the call
Back to the landl' Perhaps a
few of them may survive long
enough to learn to farm.
The Funny" mans joke that
the government at Washington
is run by water power express
ses truth, poetry, and comfort.
May the mill never run dry.
Feed your hens bone meal;
clover and alfalfa meal, charcoal
and oyster shell and your egg
basket will fill up. Buy it at IT.
wins. adv.
HlDES.-Frank B. Sipes
pays the highest market price
for beef hides at their butcher
shop In McConnellsburg, also
highest price paid for calf SKINS
sheepskins and tallow.
Advertisement.
The 81, 900, 900 said to have
been given by the liquor dealers
to fight the Anti Liquor League
in this State, during the coming
campaign, looks as if they
thought internal combustion
engines, instead of water pow
err" would be best for the coun-
try.
Congress is to probe the ques-
ton of why there are so many
unemployed. An exchange an
swers the question when it says;
"'You may have noticed that
there are three panhandlers at
your back door to one who comes
boldly up to the front door with
a shovel to clear your sidewalk.
We are pleased to notice in the
Public Opinion, Chambersburg,
that Roy C. Cromwell had good
sale at his home in Franklin coun
ty on Tuesday, of last week.
Horses sold as high as $226;
cows, SIS; hogs, S. to So. The
farm implements brought fairly
good prices. His sale amounted
to SO, 060.
One of our esteemed subscrib-
ers informs US that he feels sure
there is a secret organization a.
mong the lazier class of young
men in his community, to live off
the ''old folks" during the win
ter months. These young fell
lows are about the age when they
feel a mustache beginning to
tickle-in other words, the goslin
age when they know three times
as much as the old man ever did
or ever will know.
A number of local farmers re-
ported to this office that they
tested their seed corn last spring
and planted only from such ears
that showed largest percentage
of termination, and that the
small amount Of trouble was re-
paid many times in the good
stand Of corn Some seemingly
good ears are low in terminating
vitality. Test by planting in lit
tie squares in boxes, or by lay
ing between wet cloths kept
warm and moist, night and day.
Number the squares to cores
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23

FOR SALE. / Edison phono-
graph, cabinet and records one
third less than cost. Also Fireless
cooker and Electric reading lamp.
Call at the Mail Office.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
FILIPINO SORROW.

When went down to breakfast the
other morning at my hotel ] found
the attentive and unusually intelli-
gent Filipino waiter who has served
me ever since attached myself 10 the
hostelry sad. His eyes were hleared
with salty tears and he looked down
at the floor to avoid my glance of in
ouiry.
Il am few minutes late,' ! said to
the waiter. And then: you have
been crying What troubles you?"
Again he hurst into tears, and, lean
Ing his head against the wall, sobbed
as if his heart would break
What on earth ails you?" / asked,
rather sympathetically. "Any of your
relatives dead?'
mo, no. senor, not that" and the
waited boohooed again.
"Then out with it, boy!" ex.
claimed, rather impatiently; out with
it,"
"Oh, sencr," he stammered, ''the
pancakes are cold!"
Noble muchacho, that, isn't he?-
Philippine Monthly.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23

Helen's cutting a swath
That's awfully wide;
She's a sweet girl grad,
And a sweet June bride.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
His Standing.

II suppose your boy at college will
be home pretty soo1?"
"Oh, yes, we had letter from him
today. He's awfully proud of his stand
ing"
Somewhere near the head Of his
class, eh?'
"Oh, no, his social standing. He's
seventh on the waiting list for the
Grease and Gristle society! What do
you think of that?"
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Bv Comparison.

II see where Jan Kubelik recently
took home with him bank roll that
is said to have made noise like s14S,.
900. How much noise do you suppose
s14S,OOO makes?''
Il don't know, but I'm sure it would
sound louder to me than four square
blocks of boiler factories
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Surprised,

SURPRISED,
'I wish | knew how to kill time!"
"Why, ! have heard you sing"
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Color Blind.

my wife was suddenly stricken
with color blindness this morning"
Il thought people were born color
blind; didn't know they could be
stricken with it.
My wife was. When she was ma.
king up this morning a breeze came
in through the window and blew hall
of her complexion into her eyes"
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Polished.

Mary-Doesn't Ida keep her hard
wood floors in beautiful condition?
Alice-Perfect! Everyone who goes
there is carried out with a fracture OF
dislccation.-Harrer's Razar.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Notice

Why pay rent? You can buy
houses the same as paying rent
All modern conveniences. Apply
to this office for Information.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
The Kind,

80, father, a little bird told yoc
about my doings?''
YES, one did
Then it must have been jolly lit
HE lark, for I've been having lot OF
them
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Nsver Never, Never.

A woman is never as old as th'
women who are jealous of her thinl
she looks.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Poetic Topics.

'Tis very hard to be q bard.
As everybody knows,
And never praise the nightingale
And never sing the rose.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23
Prosalc Themes

Prosaic Themes.
Behold the brave commercial bard
Who balks at naught, ween.
He blithely trills of breakfast food
And sings the canned sardina.
The Winslow mail., 1912-11-23

The father-What did you think
of Grace's graduation essay7
The Mother-It was lovely Only II
Grace gets into the habit of talking
that way she will never be able to
discharge cook in such a manner as
to be understood