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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-12
EASY AND SAFE
WAY 10 Cure COLDS
Don't Neglect a Cold. Ely's Cream
Balm Will Stop It in the
Sneezing Stage.


\ cold generally attacks the weak
ST part. affecting the eyes and ears
III some and producing nasal catarrn
aud throat troubles in others. 4 cold
Is due to an Inflammation of the
,.,cmbrane lining the air passages,
and may be promptly cured with Il
little Ely's Cream Balm. which i'm.
nediately relieves the Inflammation
nd all the distressing symptoms.
-uch as sneezing. coughing, running
- the nose and eyes. hoarseness,
ere throat. fever and headache. One
I. ason why this pure. antiseptic
Balm acts SO quickly is because it is
applied directly 10 the tender sore
surfaces.
Even in severe. chronic cases Of
catarrh. Ely's Cream Balm never
fails to quickly and effectually check
the poisonous discharge which clogs
the head and throat. causing the dis
susting hawking. splitting and blow
ing of the nose. This remedy no.
only drives out the disease. but heals
and strengthens the weakened men,
branes. thus ending catarrh.
Catarrh is filthy. disgusting dis
ease. Don't put up with it another
day. Get a 80 cent bottle of Ely's
Cream Balm from your druggist and
see how quickly you will be relieved.
Ii is perfectly harmless.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-12

"Pa, what does it mean when 1t
says a man has arrived at years OF
discretion" 1T means, Johnnie, that
he's too young to die and too old to
have any fun"-Judge
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Dickens Care for His Guests.

II Dickens was particular regarding
the equipment of his own bedroom he
was equally careful for the comfort
Of his guests. Charles Dolby. In
"Charles Dickens IN Knew Him."
says of the bedrooms at Gad's Hill:
Each Of these rooms contained the
most comfortable of beds, sofa, an
easy chair. cane-bottomed chairs-in
which Mr.. Dickens himself had a great
belief, always preferring to use ono
himself-a large-sized writing table,
profusely supplied with paper and en-
velopes Of every conceivable size and
description. and an almost daily
change Of new quill pens. There was
2 miniature library Of books in each
room. comfortable fire in winter,
with a shining copper kettle in each
fireplace; and. on a side table, cups,
saucers, tea caddy, teapot, sugar and
milk"
A popularity Of the household. adds
Mr.. Dolby. WIS the fact that. except
Mt table. no servant was ever seen
about.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Ah.TIsh-Ool

The only attention we pay to a
sneeze at the present day Is to endeav.
or to get rid Of the chill which causes
It. but n sneeze in the days of old
Greece was matter of great concern
and import.
There was then a god Of sneezing,
and great undertakings would even be
abandoned II man sneezed at an in
appropriate moment, the act being
looked upon as the oracle of the god.
A sneeze between midnight and
noon was looked upon as fortunate
sign, but between moon and midnight
1t betokened great misfortune. To
Bneeze to your right was lucky; to the
left unlucky. Two or four sneezes were
lucky, one or three very unlucky, and
any undertaking in hand should, II
possible, be Abandoned: more than
four sneezes did not count.
There is saying in many parts OF
England today, "Once wish, twice
kiss, three times letter, four times
something better" II people sneezed
together it was good sign. particular
" II they happened to be discussing
business.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
His Dreams Como True.

A number of interesting stories are
told of +. f. Nicola Pittsburg's most
dazzling operator. by Isaac F. Marcos
son in his article. 1.-THE Millionaire
Yield of Pittsburg," in Munsey. One
of them deals with the erection of his
famous hostelry. says the writer.
about IL years ago Nicola built a
million-dollar hotel in an out-of-thc-
way corn-field. People thought he was
insane. Now he has reared about 1t
q whole civic center, which includes a
memorial hall. an armory, and fine
clubs, and will in time embrace the
new University Of Pittsburg. 1t was
MIR. Nicola who vivified a string of de-
crepit railroad properties, and sold
them to George J. Gould as the nu-
cleus of the Pittsburg division of the
Wabash system. He is dreamer Of
lndomitable will. and he has seen
some Of his big dreams come true"
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
WILL BE DEADLY FOE.
GERMAN GLAZING He CAN MAKE
.-.-.- AIRsHIP INvIelBLE.
Proposed Terror 10 TO 30 40 Large 40
the steamer olympic and Able 70
Defy tho Telescope at the
Distance Of q Mile.

The invisible airship has already
been patented by its inventor Baron
Roenne. Baron Roenne is we'll known
in England as an atrship and naval
engineer, SO moro respect must be
paid to his ideas than to those who
try inventing without any technical
knowledge.
Baron Roenne has submitted his
idea to the officials at the Greenwich
Royal Observatory. and they declare
that It Is based on scientific princi-
pies. and most certainly practicable.
They way this remarkable airship ID
made invisible is as follows:
Take white wall and paste white
sheet Of paper on 1t. At distance Of
a few feet you may be able to detect
where the paper leaves OF and the
wall begins. At a hundred yards the
wall looks all wall. You would never
suspect the paper Of being there II
you did not known already. That IL
Baron Roennes idea.
The outside covering of his airship
Is made Of metal, the composition Of
which is a secret. It Is almost 40
strong as steel, yet it only weighs one
fourth as much. No hydrogen can
leak from a vessel made Of 1t, so the
danger Of an airship exploding from
that cause disappears.
It is due to the discovery Of chro.
MUM. in fact, that the invisible air.
ship Is possible. The most important
thing about the metal, as far as Baron
Roenne is concerned. is that 1t pos
sesses very highly polished surface.
This is covered over with q thin
coating OF transparent varnish. Tho
whole surface OF the diriglble. in fact.
acts as mirror, and reflects the same
color az it's surroundings. If the sky
Is dull. 30 is the airship. II the sky
Is blue, 80 is the airship.
The sides of the keel of this new
airship are also rejecting mirrors.
and by an ingenious arrangement Of
them the darker shade reflected from
tho earth Is made lighter. The keel
will taper to point, and thus there
will be no shadow on the bottom of
the airship. In fact, 1t will be like
color of its surroundings. In other
words, 1t will be invisible.
Baron Roenne's new terror of the
skies will be as large as the Olympic
The Olympic, IL 1t could float in the
skies, would easily be detected at
height Of four or five miles. yet
Roenne's dirigible will be absolutely
invisible, even to telescopes, at dis.
lance Of less than q mile!
It is designed to carry 400 passen.
gers, or their equivalent in cargo, and
1t will be fitted with is motors, devel
oping nearly 1000 horse power. Pat
ents have already been taken out in
England.
What this new sky scraper" will
mean in time of war can hardly he
realized. 1t could carry enough am.
munition to utterly wreck any city,
or blow the worlds biggest navy to
pieces.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
A HousefuI Of Reasons,

Shortly after young man married
he entered the ministry. He was on
small salary. but he seemed content
ed and happy.
Some twelve or fifteen years went
by, when a friend met him, well Dress
ed, but not at all clerical.
They shook hands. The minister
said he was doing excellently.
"What church," asked his friend.
"Oh," said the other, mo church
the Wholesale hat business"
"But why did you leave the church?''
the friend inquired solicitously.
For seven reasons" he replied.
"And what were they""
"a wife," he replied, land six chill
dren."
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23

DEAR BOSS. DEAR FATHER, DON'T BE Do
ING THAT"
Swamp Angel. you be listening to me-
There was one night on the trail. one
solemn. grand, white night that there
wasn't ever any other like before OF
since, when the dear boss put his arm
about me and told me that he loved
me, but If you care, angel. if you don't
want it that way. why. amt remem-
bering that anybody else ever did-not
In me whole life"
The angel lifted her head and looked
into the depths Of Freckles' honest
gray eyes, and they met hers unwaVer-
ingly, but the pain in them was pitifui.
do you mean." she demanded. that
you don't remember that brazen.
forward girl told you. when you hadn't
asked her, that she"--the angel choked
on it second. but she gave gulp and
brought it out bravely-'that she loved
you?"
MOP Numbered Freckles. "No!
don't remember anything Of the kind"
But all the song birds of his soul
burst into melody over that one little
clause. when you hadn't asked her.
"But you will" said the angel. "You
may live to be an old. old man, and
then you will"
Il will mott" cried Freckles. GLOW
Gun you think it, angel?"
"You won't even look as IL you re-
member!'
II will mott! persisted Freckles.
It'd rather give it all up now and go
out into eternity alone. without ever
seeing soul of me same blood or me
home or hearing another man call me
BY the name l was born to than to
remember anything that would be hurt.
ing you, angel"
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Model Sermon.

A correspondent, churchman,
somewhat moved by paragraph re-.
garding sleeping in church, wrote that
he has no particular objection to the
congregation going to sleep, when 1t
has an excuse for doing so. "But."
he writes, II want to ask you what
you think Of this: I attend a church
where the assistant sleeps during the
sermon. and a few Sundays ago he
had the nerve to tell the rector 1t
was the finest sermon he had ever
heard him (the rector) preach. when
he had been sleeping through it,"
This is certainly very shocking. We
submit, however, that it the assistant
slept calmly through the sermon he
could do no less than compliment 1t.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
WOMEN FOLLOW THE HOUNDS
In No Country 10 tho Sport 60 Wolf
Beloved by Women 40 Il 10
In ireland.

Hunting absorbs keen sportswomen
In Ireland, and It 10 seldom that frost
drives the Irish follower to hounds
from the countryside. Irish women are
renowned for their fearless prowess
In the hunting field, where the terrible
obstacles to be negotiated call for
nerves Of steel, and 1t 10 neck or moth.
Ing in the distressful country, says the
London Daily Graphic.
The fearsome stone walls, some
times overgrown with turf and mask
Ing brook, appal all but the stout
est hearts, and even the most hard
ened sportswoman is known to quail
at tho commencement of the hunt
Ing season, experiencing the sensa-
ton OF the heart in the mouth when
lied upon to face the stiff going.
She finds her nerve returning, how
ever, after a day or so in the saddle.
The late empress of Austria used
to hunt regularly in Ireland, where
her reckless and brilliant horseman-
ship is still spoken of. With the
late Bay Middleton to give her lead,
she was always In the first fight and
stuck at nothing. The famous happy
go-lucky hospitality that marks the
Irish temperament is exemplitied in
matters sporting. and open house is
kept by those having accommoda-
ton in good hunting district.
The Irish colleen will dance all
night at hunt ball and turn up at q
distant meet as fresh as paint with
out going to bed at all. full OF life
and spirit, with wit and repartee bub-
ling like font. The Irish country
brings out all the dare devil Irish
nature. and there is little searching
Tor gaps or gates when the blood of
Irish horse and rider Is up.
Ireland is not overrepresented in
the matter Of hunting, and Irish
packs are not by any means numer-
GUS, and may be reckoned to number
q couple of dozen. Some only possess
| quite n restricted number of couples,
and but few hunt four or Ave days a
week. though an occasional by-day
may bring the total up. The Meath
hunts five days a week and is one of
the famous hunts of the United King
dom, and the County Galway. the
Blazers, has four days week.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
eIddy's elundsr.

Mrs. Howard Hinckle has recently
had remarkable experience with
new Irish girl:
"Biddy." said she, one evening, I'VE
must have some sausages for tea this
evening. l expect company"
Eyes, ma'am."
Tea time arrived. and with 1t, the
company; the table was spread, the
tea was simmering. but no sausage ap.
peared.
where are the sausages. Biddy?"
Inquired Mrs. Hinckle.
"And sure they're In the tay-pot,
ma'am!' Didn't you tell me we must
have 'em for tay7"
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
CHAPTER XIV.
RINGS AND A FEATHER.


Tl HE angei's tear stained face
flashed into dazzling beauty.
I'LL "Oh. Freckles. forgive me!''
~ she cried. 1--WE been through
so much that I'm scarcely myself or
wouldn't be here bothering you when
you should be sleeping. OF course you
couldn't. You're too good a knight to
remember a thing like that. Or course
you are! And when you don't remem-
Der, why, then it's the same as If 1t
never happened. Oh. Freckles. I'm so
glad: I'm so happy! It's dear OF yon
to not remember. Freckles: perfectly
dear! It's no wonder | love you so.
The wonder would be IL l did not.
should like to know how I'm ever 60
ing to make you understand how much
love your
Pillow and all. she caught him to
her breast. and then she was gone.
Freckles lay dazed with astonish.
ment. At last his batting eyes rolled
about the room, searching for some
thing approaching the human to
which be- could appeal. and. falling on
his mothers portrait. be set it up be-
fore him.
"For the love of life! Me little
MOTHER he panied. did you hear
that! Did you bear it: Tell me, an
l living or am l dead and all heaven
come true this minute: Did you hear
it? You are only pictured face, and
of course yon can't talk. but the soul
of you must be somewhere. and sure
~ in this hour you are near enough
to be hearing. Tell me. did you near
that! can't ever be telling a living
soul; but, darling little mother, that
gave your life for mine. can always
be talking OF 1t to you! Every day
We'll talk 1t over ana try to under
stand the miracle OF 1t. Tell me, are
all women like thaty We're you like
me Swamp Angel: 1t you were then
I'm understanding why me father fol-
lowed across the ocean and went into
the fire after you.
Freckles' voice trailed of. his eyes
dropped shut. ana his head rolled back
from sheer exhaustion. Later In the
day he insisted on seeing Lord ana
Lady O'MOre. but he tainted before
the look OF his own face on that of
another man.
The next morning the man of at
fairs. with heart flied with misgiv.
ings. undertook the interview on
which FreckIes insisted His fears
were without cause Freckles was
the soul OF honor ana simplicity.
"Have they been telling you what's
come to me?" he asked without even
waiting for greeting.
"Yes." said the angels father.
"Do you think you have the very
worst OF 1t clear to your understand
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
AZ 4 Man 10 Known,

"A man. like watch, is known by
his works." observed the epigram max.
or.
"And by the hours he keeps" added
the wife.
And by the spring in him." said tho
athlete.
"And by his being sometimes fast"
remarked the reformer.
"And by the way his hands go up"
put in the pugilist.
"And by his not always going when
We want him to-" finished the girl
who'd been robbed Of her beauty sleep.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Extending the Doctrine.

Are you aware Of the fact that il
every woman in this country were
married there would be 2,691,S79 men
who would have to get along without
wives, there being that many moro
males than fcnnalcs?"
Gee, no! never knew that. No
wonder our wives treat us as If it
didn't make any difference to them
whether we like their manner or not"
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23

in view. Freckles was using the
MANNED arm that heretofore he had al
ways hidden.
"Oh, Lord. sir. but Tn glad to see
you! burst out Freckles. almost rolling
from the bed as be reached for him.
nm picking the ANGELS ring stone
that me Aunt Alice ordered. It's an
emerald-just me color. Lord O'More
eays. Every color Of the old swamp
is in 1t. . asked angel to have little
shamrock leaf cut on 1t. 30 every time
! saw 1t I'd be thinking of the love.
truth. and valor Of that song she was
teaching me. Amt that beautiful
song?'
Freckles tilted about tray Of unset
stones that would have ransomed sew
erai valuable kings.
II tell you I'm glad to see you, sir,"
thought If You didn't make a profes.
sion of music. and had any inclination
my way, we would stretch the partner
ship one more and take you into the
firm. placing your work with me-"
Freckles lifted anxious and eager
eyes to Mclean.
You told me once on the trail, and
again when we thought / was dying.
that you loved me. Do these things
that have come to me make any diff
ference in any way with your feeling
toward meT''
None" said Mclean. Nothing
could make me love you more. and you
will never do anything that will make
me love you less"
"Glory be to God" burst out
Freckles. when I'm educated enough.
we'll all-the angel and her father.
the Bird Woman. you, and me-will
go together and see me house and me
relations and be taking that trip.
When we get back. we'll add O'More
to the lumber company. and golly. sir.
but we'll make things hum! Good
land. sir! Don't do that! Why. Mr..
Mclean. dear boss. dear father, don't
be doing that! What Is 1ty'
Nothing. nothingw doomed Nc.
Leans deep bass: nothing at allr'
He abruptly turned away and hur.
ried to the window.
This is a mighty fine view." he
said.
"I'll be glad to see Ireland" said
Freckles. "but I amt ever staying
long. All me heart is the angels. and
the Limberlost is calling every minute.
"Me hearts all me Swamp Angels,
and me love Is all hers, and have her
and the swamp so confused in me mind
] never can be separating them, When
I look at her. see blue sky. the sun
rlfting through the leaves and pink and
red flowers. and when look ut the
Limberlost see pink face with blue
eyes. gold hair, and red lips. and. it's
the truth. sir, they're mixed till they're
one to me!
"1'm afraid it will be hurting some,
but have the feeling that can be
making my dear people understand
80 that they will be willing to let me
come back home. Send Lady O'More
to put these flowers God made in the
place of these glasshouse ilegancies
| and please be cutting the string of this
little package the angels sent me-"
AS Freckles held up the package. the
lights of the Limberlost flashed in the
emerald on bis finger. On the cover
was printed: ITO the Limberlost
Guard!' Under it was big, crisp
iridescent black feather.
THE END.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
How Life Appears.

70 Pessimists.
Keep out.
Dangerous.
No smoking.
No admission.
Beware of the dog.
Keep off the grass.
Elevator not running.
Don't feed the animals.
Trespassers will he prosecuted.
Not responsible for hats and coats.
To Optimists.
Come In.
Take one.
No collection.
Admission free.
You are invited.
Strangers welcome.
Ask for free sample.
No trouble to show goods.
Money back II not satisfied.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Brief and Musical.

Whose home is this?" asked a trav-
stranger.
"Mogg's."
"Of what is it built?"
Logs
"Any neighbors near?"
"Frogs."
what is the soil?'
"Bogs."
1.-THE climate?'
"Fogs."
'What do you live on?"
''Hogs."
''How do you catch them?"
Dogs
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
A Practical Application.

The mother of small Washington
boy made him learn the maxim: III
at first you don't succeed, try. try
again." She was astonfshed that
night when she overheard him end his
prayers with this petition: Dear God.
make me a good boy, and IL at first
you don't succeed, try, try again"
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Wise Woman,

Nov for 49," announced the star
gazer. II will furnish you with a
philter which will make your husband
love you to the exclusion Of all 9th.
ers."
II don't think I'll invest" decided
the practical housewife. But If you
have a philter which will make him
bring home some Of his salary on pay.
day Ill allow you percentage on all
sums realized. Courier.
Journal.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Impossible.

Bronson-I understand that he pain.
ed cobwebs on the ceiling SO perfectly
that the housemaid wore herself out
trying to sweep them down.
Johnson-There may have been such
an artist, but there never was such q
housemaid.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
A to Hubby.

Inquiring Friend-I should like to
know your husbands attitude on the
question Of woman suffrage. I sup
pose, though, when it comes to that,
he's up in the air, as the saying is.
Mrs. Leeder-One foot is, anyway:
he's Q kicker.
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23

or you've forgotten
Forgotten whatT' sobbed the an
gel.
Forgotten about the real knight.
ladybird." breathed Freckles softly.
Don't you know that II anything
happened that made his lady sorry a
real knight just simply couldn't be re-
memhering It? Angel. darling little
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
In tho Cause Of Freedom,

In tho Cause Of Freedom.
II told the lawyer wanted an abso-
lutte DIVORCE" said Mrs. Flimgilt.
"And what did he say?"
HE told me he was an old friend Of
my husband and as favor to him no
would take the case"
The Irish standard., 1912-03-23
Nowadays.

Lawyer-Tve just landed that big
corporation law-case for my son.
Friend-Certainly, but he'll be ready
for 1t by the time I've finished the
preliminary work of getting a jury
Puck.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-07-29
ARCHIBALD MAKES
ANSWER TO CHARGES

WASHINGTON Juiv 29 judge
Archibald presented an answer To
the Impeachment charges TODAY hf
admitted the acts charged AGAINST
him but denied be had eerr-ntir
used Judicial influence lie SAYS
every act was innocent and many
were without hope OF persona gain
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-07-29
AEISFMEkTS

This evening AT the Butler az ez-
cellent program Of pictures and
vaudeville VII be shown klgnn
and Howard VERY clean TEAM Of
sOug and dance artists viii open
for week engagement Ihis
team presents a number 81 comedy
sketches and viii always keep LIE
audience il good humor Bonnie
Leonard. 3 very clever comedlenne
will be- heard in some songs and
savings
The pictures for this evening are
The Father This drama shows
how father sinned for the sake
81 his invalid daughter and now the
sweet nature 81 the girl proved ms
! ultimate salvation A Nitagraph
drama entitled The Gamblers. a
society woman takes chance
against yomg dehutante who Is
Z engaged t. man she adm3res. To
Z break the engagement she gets the
Young girl in her power through
a game 81 cards but She Is beaten
~ the end when the man ia the
ease learns her purpose Two good
Bf0graph comedies will De- shown
entitled. "a Dash Through the
/ Clouds. and The New Baby aisC
a good scenic picture entitled 81.
agara FaIls showing many inter
esfing scenes around this wonderful
cataract.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-07-29
CARSON FEARS
Legislature MAY
MOVE CAPITOL
CITIZENS IL MASS MEETING
NAME CANDIDATES FOR THE
ASSEMBLY

Carson vaters. including demo-
erats. republicans and Roosevelt men.
FRIDAY III mass injecting IL Carson
City ano after long discussion
named TWO men To represent them
In the legislature These men VIII
90 on the ticket according 10 pres
emit plans without opposition AND
will have ne opposition n the gen
era1 election The TWO men chosen
were I'd Walsh q democrat, ane Ar
thur MEYERS. "a Roosevelt man.
Carson citizens fear thai Winnie
nucca VIII attempt 10 take the eapi-
TAI this wear. and Tor this reason
want harmony IN QrmshT county
ana want men who WIZ fight
AGAINST ans attempt 20 move me
capital They believe that there
win be- q hard fight en- the Ques-
tion and it was for this reason thai
the mass meeting was held and twf
men chosen to represent the Beopit
without opposition