The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-03-31

here it is. TIL correspondent has on'y been in
England week. so yell have to get over his
prejudice again the arrystocracy:
1t was apparent, says he, whin tn house
met that tn representatives iv that ancyant arry-
stocracy that had made England what it is were
in mood to be thrilled with Faces sildom
seen within TIL precincts iv Saint Stephens assim-
bed firm far and near, fine young pathricyan
faces tanned be healthy outdoor life at tn races
Only their counthry's need cud call these high
netted youths firm tn chase or tn temples v
tn Goddess iv Chance, but tn feen that their
ancyent pregoritive must be blinded again tn
encroachmints iv tn mob aroused in thin tn
spirit which stirred their ANCESTORS at Aggyn-
court an tn siege iv Jerusalem, an many
refined voice that but TIL night befure p'raps had
been softly implorin Lady We're de We're to
kindly pass tn butter in some gilded dinin' room
iv Mayfair was now heerd frantically denaandin'
firm polisnan tn way to TIL house iv commons
Among TIL throng iv inpetchuse representatives
iv Britains proud ordhers ye'er correspondent
noted tn hon'rable Cecil Raleigh Herbert Henry
Juggins- Potts, whose father, once we'll known as
Ezra Potts, TIL cillybrated n1annyfacthrer iv axle
grease, now sits in tn house iv lords as Lord
Montnorency iv Han1mersrlith; tn Hon rabe
Lionel Rookie, author iv tn two spade declara-
ton at auction; tn Hon'rable Evylin St John
Stiggins, on'y son an heir iv Lord Putney an
Chipping Norton; Capt tn Hon'rable Ruthven
links, whose flly ran third in tn Oaks; Wis
count Putner, who invinted tn system f'r batin'
roolette at Monty Carlo, an many others that
tn polis1nan who sthud in front iv yeer CORY
spondint said he had niver run acrost on his beat
Whin TIL prime ninisther enthered tn house
he faced solid phalanx that personiied tn just
feelin iv TIL upper classes again his Unreasonable
attacks on tn estates iv tn realm, an whin he
rose to speak their indignation was voiced in
well bred howl that cud be heerd block away.
There was something very thriin' to tn plain
Americans in tn gall'ry in tn sight iv these
arrystocratick lyninlints hamin' with naughty
anger an in tn sight iv young pathrcyans shak
in their fists at Askith an cryin' out in their
nicely moddylatcd voices: Thraiter? Scum iv
tn earthP 1T him with a brickY Set DOWN.
Throw him outP Shut up yeer MOUTH 'Ye
kilt tn king, ye know ye did!
TIL Hon'rable Cecil Juggins-Potts made his
maiden speech be whistn on two fingers.
Young Stggins, who has gr-reat reputation in
Fashnable circles parlor entertainer, give
an imitation iv dog barkin', while Capt, Rookie
crowed like cock. 1t was in vain that AsSith
thried to stem tn torrent iv arrystocratic rage
In TIL end he had to lave TIL buildin' an was
followed home be throng iv tn flowers iv Brit
ish chvalry cryin': Yah Th' scene was wan
iv tn most dramatic liver witnessed in English
pollyticks, Among those who looked down on
it firm TIL strangers gallery Caleb Wiggins,
tn famous churn manufacturer v Baraboo
whose daughter is Countess iv Upper footing.
AS Anglo-Saxon,' said Mr.. Wiggins. was
greatly thrilled be tn demonstration. All over