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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-02
PROGRESS OF
CIRCUIT COURT
IS SATISFACTORY
EAIY CASES DISPOSED OF, AMI
GRAND JURY WILL FINISH
LAEORS TODAY.

Barlow, Nov. 2.--The case Of State
vs Gibson Carter, grand larceny,
vert to the jury at o'clock Thurs
day afternoon. After deliberatina
for about one hour the jury returned
a verdict of not guilty.
At a night session thursday evening
the jury was secured Tor the trial OF
the case Of Solomon W. Haworth vs.
G.. G. Regan. and the evidence was
ali introduced. The case was argued
tn the jury at 3 o'clock yesterday
morning, J. W. Brady for the plain
tiff and Wilson and Swearingen
and II. X. Oliphant for the defend
ant. The parties to the suit live IN
Fort Meade. c. G. Resan is we'll
known physician of that town and
the plaintiff is suing him for dam
as,os ia the sum Of $500 for as
sanlt nj battcr], aro~ias cut of a
Dis !.l in tAe uo2t9s's oil 9
sous .-.@a 400.
lg9y is i-~Ang fine
-ta 4.a., ,l.oi.,a A.Nn
.5. ...,~l-,l, .dt il - ,4oN].
t.-, .y.s.- IL III o,Ao.s nave been
lo.u3 .sJ ,.! So, le --a- .el
teDs. ~ saaa.4c.. TIC s.a4d Ilry
eitt ~ .-.ots .Ad AZ
.oe4a ,ai5 Uyc1.
t.. esS ~.,li caac@
wG9 OH laa cl .v..-.L-y in the
Circuit Court, these icing Solomon
W. Hawarth VS.. c. G. Regan and
Elmer l.. CINE vs.. sarah IL. Nelson
and in both cases the verdict was for
the defendant The first Of these
cases was begun the day before, the
plaintiff suing the defendant for $5.-
coo damages for assault and bat
terry. The jury was of the opinion
that the chastisemcnt given the
plaintiff by the defendant was justi-
able.
In the second suit the plaintiff, Ell
mer E. Cline, sued the defendant,
Sarah II. Nelson, both Of Auburn
daic, for damages in the sum of SlO.-
0o0, for alleged libe.ous and SANDER
GUS remarks made by the defendant
in reference to the plaintilf. The
plpintiff was represented by Tucker
G. Tucker and the defendant by j. X.
Ciipnant. after . few minutes de-
liberation the jury returned YER
dit for tie alcniant.
Judge Whitney hiss only two
Vcol.a u 81. 10 this county = during
Ills IS 44.d -
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49,. ~4l
Fl9a sse oa...-, @-1 IN
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be 4 se.al ct e.s-, ei'.1
cas- lase 81 .led ,e. Of court,
among Id as25 settled yesterday
out CT court .oge the lolr Elooi
roocr !, o-oa=.-sopf oeo;nst varjolIs
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-02

APPEAL II ThTG2 TTtT-
TFS' C0NTE7-PT CASES.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-02

DIAL r. I'm St 17rkT1
Gil AND Il. C. PIER c-.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
P ARCElS POST
FIRST OF YEAR

Washington. September l4.-The
new parcels post recently author
lied by law will be put IN operation
promptly Oh the FIRST OF the year
This wac the announcement OF Post
iunsteg-Gouergl Hitchcock following
his conference with fifteen OF the su-
perintendents OF the railway mail SER
vice. who We're called to Washington
from the various divisions OF the
country 70 discuss plans for handling
parcels post packages on the railway
postal cars
Tie postmaster general has con
strued the law as making tho system
applicable to star routes as we'll as
rural mail routes thus benehtting
large portion OF the rural popula
ton
The opening Of the system in Alaska
Will be deferred until the service IS
lnauguratei In tho United States. 1t
Will however. be put into operation
between this country and the Philip
pines. Hawaii and Porto Rico Janu-
AIRY J.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

Conn. was elected commanderin-chief
of the Grand Army OF the Republic at
the closing session OF the enoampment
here yesterday Selection or the next
meeting place Of the veterans was left
TO the executive council Other officers
chosen were Senior vice-commander.
Henry Il Osborn. Los Angeles. junior
Vice commander. Amcricus Wheadon.
Louisville Ky. chaplain. George Ed
ward Lovejoy lawrence Mass. med
teal director. DR. w J. Whitaker,
Dallas. TEX; quartermaster-g general
Colonel 4. d Stowitz Buffalo. N Y;
adjutant general Henry J. Seeley.
Hartford. Conn.
Mrs Geralding r Frlsbie. OF san
Mateo. Cal. was named president of
the Woman's RELIEF Corps, while Mrs.
Ella : Jones, OF Pittsburgh was
chosen president Of the Ladies' OF the
C. y r. The Daughters of Veterans
elected Miss Nina Littloheid OF Cam
bridge. Mass president Tho National
its officers for another year
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
BRYAN OPENS HIS
CAMP A|GN IN WEST
Denounce Both Taft and Roose-
welt as Unworthy Of
Election.

Denver. Colorado. September IA.
William J. Bryan tonight opened his
campaign in the West in behalf OF
Woodrow Wilson ana the Democratic
national ticket. He denounced both
President TAFT and Theodore Roosevelt
as unworthy OF election TO the pres,-
dency
Mr. Bryan spoke vigorously against
the third term
1T would open door which no
man might DC able to close" he de-
clared
Nj Bryan's argument against TAFT
was that he is not in harmony With
the progressive spirit OF the day.
He already has been repudin,ed h., a
majority OF his own party" he ss,a
so thar ne cannot hope to poll more
than onc-third OF the vote OF the
country II that large a proportions"
The speaker disputed Roosevelta
right to the leadership OF the pro
sresstve movement.
The Democratic party was nghting
for all the national reform measures
when Mr. Roosevelt was opposinr
them ne declared
"Roosevelt's position on the trus.
question and on tho third term ara
dangerous to the country"
He dwelt on Rooseveits attjtuds IN
the trusts and his relation to George
W. Perkins and the United States
Steel Corporation.
In advocating the election Of Mr..
Wilson. Mr.. BRYAN commended 4ha
Democratic platform as representing
all the reforms for which the peoplo
are ready.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
BABY RELIANCE Il,
WINS GREAT RACE
Last Five Miles Made in
Record Breaking
: Time.
Isneelai % rhe rImea.plsnatch. |

l9ptcidI 10 Inc Times dispatch.
Buffalo \ y. September l4.-Cheer-
ed by 10000 people that lined the
river banks Baby Reliance H.. won tho
thirty-nve mile race fcr the interna-
uonal powerhpat championship of the
Great Lakes THIS afternoon. beating all
eontendera ia easy fashion. The last
I'VE miles were made in record break
ins tine. the little wilatd doing the
distance la nve minutes and twenty
SECONDS. Tho boat fairly ieaped
through the rushing waters of Niagara
River aus IL passed the finishing limo.
The big surprise of the afternoon was
the showing of tine Neptune. Of Dc
uoit The BABY Relianco Ill. got on
second In tne lead. but on the second
lap. ~ AN excellent burst of speed.
ihe Neptune overhauled the BABY Reli-
anco ILL., and at The finish Of second
lap was about nifty yards ahead. Fin
isA.
First BABY Reliance. New York
City Time. $500.
Second. Neptune. Detroit; Mich Time.
<s:8s
Third Baby Reliance Ill. New York
City Time. 5o.ls.
Fourth, 81 Ii. .. Sew York Time.
ts'is
Heiois toronto. ont. Withdrew. en-
Fi1e trouble.
Thelma. cleveland Ohio. withdrew.
eneine trouble
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

what maliciously that Lofts reluctance
TO visit America Is due TO the fact that
he is a small man In stature and fears
that his personal appearance viii dis
count the ideas people may have form
cd OF the author from reading his books
Lott is wonderfully vain lie has a
horror of old age and seeks to- at
tenuate its .ravages almost like AN
actress. even to tho extent of using
e makeup He is afraid of American
comment on this peculiarly. and he is
liable TO refuse to embark for New
York at the last minute.
Lott. who is a native officer and
whose real name is Julien Viaud. was
in New York years ago when he was
a midshipman. but he takes no account
OF that visit as he was not then famous.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
ANSWER ON MONDAY
Coal Operators md Miners Consider
proposition 90 Arhitrnfe.

Charleston. w Va September H.
Both tho coal operators and miners
tonight notified Governor Glasscocll
that they VIII deliver to him their
answcr a noon Monday as 10 whether
they VIII accept a proposition present
ed to thom by him to-day to bring
nbout the settlement of tho strike
in the Kanawha coal fields by the
was pay day in tho coal fields. no
serious trouble had heen reported Np
to late hour. The proposition pro-
sented TO tho miners and operators
ny tho Governor in brief is az fol-
lows:
Tho men shall return to work at
once upon the same terms that ex-
listed when they went on strike. the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
unr NnrrnM Encnne-

WashlngI0n Septemher li.-Iieu-
tenant Geiger. flvins in Curtiss
hydroplane. late this afternoon mar
rpwly escaped drowning in the Pcto-
mac River when his engine stopped at
& height Of $50 feet and he feu into inc
water a ducking Tor the army
aviator and the machine was the total
damage A fleet OF motor boats went
70 Gelsers rescue. He was fastened
IN the machine ana was almost IN
conscious when hauled out of tho sink
Ing nydroplane, whose pontoons were
WaterloGEed
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
Primary IN henderson.

fs7eci4i 10 The Times Dlspa.ch]
Henderson, y c. September IA pr,-
mary was held today to- county and leg
reeu received from all the townships except
two glYe II =. Powell the Incumbent. tss
votes Tor recorder. r. j southeriand MS
opponent 81 The precincts not heard from
SO claimed ~ the friends Of Switzerland.
Both candidates are abreast IN the race FOR
the LEGISLATURE. Seven precincts give c
Tank.rly 81 votes; I J Young. $50
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
Merger I, pred,cted

Washington. September IA mer-
ger OF all public service corporations in
the District Of Columbia. under n re-
Gently granted charter to a virginia
corporation. was predicted to-day. IN
published report. W. r. Hibbs. Ciar-
ence f. Norment George King and
Charles J. Bell were said TO be leaders
in the plan to unite the street railway.
gas and electric companies under a
single general control.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

milwaukee,. WIS september lf-The arSt
triai srtn- On the wauUafosa course before
rho Vanderbilt rroErsm VIII 20 taken to
morrow Az eN'fa force or workers had
competed the tack Tonight. and announce
nlout was made that ;hc automobile race
drivers VIII oe permitted to try cut their
machines early sunday morning.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

guard system shall be abandoned ana
all guns shall he turned over 10 Ad-
iutant-General Elliott. who will give
receipt therefor. The operators
and miners ara to select an arbitra-
tor TO represent each sido and tho
two named by them shall select q
third. II the two fail to agree. tho
third is to be chosen BY the Governor
OF an adjoining state or b. tho secrs.
tary OF Labor and Commerce
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

Two of these models the s4-4o FORE-DOOR ROADSTER
and the a4-4o 5-PASSENGER FORE-DOOR TOURING CAR
have lls-1NCH WHEEL-BAsE. while the other four
models the 44-5o DEMI-T ONNEAU the PASSENGER
FoRE.DooR TOURING CAR, the 44-0o BATTLEsHIP
ROADSTER and the 1880 LIMOUSINE, built upon
INCH WHEELBASE chassis.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
nucsI.N POLICE SLAIN
Col. LupsioT shot Down while WIZ
wife md Daughter

y ,i Lohuon' SeptemPer li.-Colonol
;j.pan on, uehn OF The Russian po-
waiting for n street car TO-DAY Win
his wife ond daughter-in-law at pvati.
Eorsk. Ciscaucasia. accor np to dis
patch received here by nows agency
from st Petersburg
Tho ssassn escaped
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
LOTT USES A MAKEUP
He Is Wonderfully Win and Ia Afraid
of Ame ric nm lrnn, n,cnt

London. September 1.-THE cloak or7
mystery which has been thrown nout|
the visit of Pierre Lott to New York
anuses certain circles here where the
little weaknesses at tho great prose
artist are known. They declare sone-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
HEAD OF G. A. R.

Judge Beers Elected COMMANDMENTS
Cbief-Iils Associate Officers.
Los Angeles. Cal. September IL
judge Alfred B. Beers. OF Bridgeport
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

- \ marriage license was issued IN
- IShlnston Yesterday to Vitro PanoIi
toni ana Mary Boss. OF Richmond.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

housings of which designed form
usses of great strength and gdiy Tien
imported Schafer annuar Bearings; oil Sprngs;
large Artillery Wheels made of selected hickory Special Ses;
heavy duty Forgngs double heat
side Control Twelvenc Uphoseng "a painting operations
bodies.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15
Special Excursion to Florida
Via
ATLANTIC COAST LINE.

Only line operating three daily trsins.
From Richmond TO Jacksonville, $3.50,
Tampa, S1i.50. Return limit on or bs.
fore September oath. Apply to ticksS
agents Tor full information.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

THE MOTORS, of the latest CONTINENTAL, long stroke
have enclosed valves and other desirable feures
the $40 4nch bore 5-inch stroke. while those
of the 44-5c Az in. bore 51l in stroke
THE TIREs-GOoDYEA NORM CUT-arc mounted
BOOTH DEMOUNTABLE RIMS-the models being
equipped with s4in Ain tires. while the 45o models have
se+n 411in with the exception of Battleshp Roadster
which is fitted with s5-in. K AZ in all around
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-15

EQUIPMENT includes black enamel nickel trimmed
trio Headlights electric Side and Tail Lamps Tung
globes; very complete ELECTRIC LIGHTING SYSTEM
WITH DYNAMO; large capacity Lighting Battery
Auxiliary Light; Dash Light spitdosf Ignition System;
specially designed sefcontaned Electric
mountable Rims Horn; complete Tools Repair Out
fit; lack; Tire Tool Foot Rest
The Battleshp addition an extra equacr
Of two and tire trunk.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07

Carolina, shouts his defiance of the
organic law of our people as he hurls
forth his encouragement of lynching
and mob rule. This fellow, In order.
to frame a cheap boast of his charae-
teristics as bully and thug-"cold-
blooded fighter" drove the ladies from
his presence by the brutality of his
words. This blatant defender of his
policy of swapping the pardon of
criminals for votes, at the same time
advocates the public slaughter of un-
convicted suspects.
If the governors, as a body, do not
adopt appropriate resolutions touch
ing the case of this outlaw, we predict
that the public will find means of
voicing its disgust with the annual
conference. If there is no recall of
such brazen, malicious mar-plots, is
there no impeachment of officials who
brag about violating their oaths OF
office?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07
The BIatherskite Executive.

After reading some of the express
sions by members of the "House of
Governors" now in session at Rich
mond, Va, one might almost be for
given for hoping that the governor OF
his own state may preserve a sensi-
BILE and discreet silence. But the rev.
elation of the real type of man South
Carolina is electing and re-electing is
not likely to invoke admiration for the
intelligence or character of the people
of the Palmetto state. The utterances
of this man before the gathering OF
distinguished man were of the plug
ugly order. the blatherskite of an ir-
responsible ward healer or bum. He
respects neither the men with whom
he was invited as an equal, the funda-
mental principles. maxims or laws
prescribed for the guidance of the ma
tion. nor the presence OF the wives
and daughters of the state executives
Of the country.
Governor Cole l., Blease of South
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07
The Letter of WeIl-known Progress
sives,


In another column We publish
letter signed by three men known IL
every corner of Maine. Their honor,
intelligence, and loyalty to Progressive
principles can hardly be questioned by
the most arrogant partisan.
Hon. Charles s. Hiehborn has held
a high place in the respect and es-
TEEN of Maine pc )i,le for many years,
and his espousal Of the Progressive
cause was an dnquestioned source of
strength and guarantee of integrity.
That he opposes, in the new partys
infancy, any action bound to stand
against it as reprehensible is char
acteristic of him and the honorable
course he has pursued in political and
business life. His position is clear.
his motive the Square Deal" and his
action for the best interests of his
party, we have NOT the slightest doubt.
Precisely the same may be said of
Hon. Athill f. Irving and Rev. Henry
Il. Dunnack. Their names stand in
Maine as synonyms of purity in poll
itics. as we'll as in civic and religious
life. viii they be assailed by a news
paper as owned or controlled by ma
licious political interests, because they
have dared voice their convictions?
That has been the fate of others who
have refused to follow the lead of the
organ of insinuation and utilization.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07
Saturday, December 7, 1912.

"Can an angleworm Think is one
of the mon,entous questions now agi-
tating Harvard College. 1t matters
not so much, perhaps, whether certain
young men who spend four years there
preparing for society are able to re-
member the minor value of fundamen-
falls. if it can be discovered that fish
worm has a memory. The fate of mil
lions of human beings yet unborn
hang upon the result of this investi-
CATION No more gray cells should be
wasted upon white slavery, the tariff,
modern finance or moral uplift until
the solution is reached. II an angle
worm has memory the millennium is
easily reached.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07
Logic Is Logic.

Among the many curious political
phenomena in the results of the re-
cent elections none is more curious
than the fact that in prohibition Maine
the Prohibitionist candidate for Presi-
dent received only 945 votes in COM
parison with about $4,000 polled
against the repeal of the Constitution
al prohibition amendment last year.
One would naturally suppose pro-
hibition would be popular in prohib-
ition State, but the reverse is true in
Maine.
only in Statewide, not in Nation
wide, prohibition, and think that
what is so good for one state
might be very bad for all. New
ertheless, it would seem that the prin-
ciples or conscientious scruples or
prejudices-or whatever it was-that
led them to refuseNto repeal their Con-
stitutional prohibition amendment last
year would have caused them to vote
this year for Mr.. Chafin.-Boston
Globe.
Wrong, as usual! The Globe seems
unable to comprehend that Maine has
a party, other than that led by Mr.
Chain, which stands for prohibition
and law enforcement. That there are
not more followers of the respected
Mr.. Chain in Maine is due to the sim
pie fact that the Republican party of
Maine is a prohibition party, stands
on the right side of the other great
moral questions and is a power to be
reckoned with in the affairs of the
State and nation. And it is true, ALSO
that il there were a few less great
news carriers and public opinion MAX
ers uninfiuenced by the dollars of a
poisonous traffic, that same Republic
can party would be able to place Con-
gress in the same class as the Maine
Legislature which enacted a prohibi-
tory law. Further, they would be
able to prevent the federal government
from violating our State law by inter-
state shipments of booze, the same as
the federal agricultural department
prohibits the interstate shipment of
moth Infested Christmas trees.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07
Editorial Comment
Prosressves Who Stand BY the Pri-
cortland Express-Advertiser)

cortland Express Advertiser
1t is not surprising that thought
full, honest men who, led by their be-
lief in principle, have espoused the
cause of what is called the Progressive
party, should be indignant over the
program of some of their associates
who recommend the desertion of the
primary. IT would be surprising il
such were not the case. The Progress
sive Republicans of Maine, long before
the idea of forming new party &C
CURED to anybody, secured the adop-
ton of the direct primary in this
State, It worked out, on the whole, re-
markedly we'll, and the nominations
made by both parties, were generally
satisfactory, as nearly so as any hui
man instrument could be expected
to be. ssNF
When the Progressive party. so
called, found itself at odds with the
men with whom its members had for
merly associated politically, one of
| its principal foundation stones was
the idea underlying the direct primary
| There was some excuse for men who
did not approve of nominations made
| by convention, TO refuse TO support
/ the OF tIldl GbIIN1hliOii.
! though it was admittedly bad politics
There can be no reasonable excuse for
men who participated in the prima-
ries. or who, by staying away from
the primary, assented to the choice
made by the rest of the people. to re-
| fuse to support the candidate nomi-
mated at the primary. And it would
be peculiarly Inconsistent amounting
! to dishonesty, We're men whose poiiti-
cal faith is founded on the primary
idea, to reject the will of the people.
In another column we publish a
letter which has been sent to the
members of the Legislature, who were
elected as Republicans, by three of
the leading men of the Maine Pro-
gressives This protest from their own
leaders against the outrageous prop
osition that the decision of the pri-
mary should be deserted, does credit
to the honesty and consistency of its
authors. We are convinced that, how
ever attached to the principles of the
new party, certain members of the
Legislature may be, that they will
not consider, for a moment, any pro-
gram which is presented to them. that
is in violation of those principles In
deed, the greater their attachment,
the more certain they are to follow
out the expressed will of the people.
The pealing of the Rockland church
bells at 6 o'clock Wednesday evening
made known to the general public
that the Y. NJ. C. A. campaign for
funds had been a success. The COM
mittees reported 669 contributions
ranging from % cents to s1ee, the to-
tai being S53s7, or s1SS7 in excess of the
amount aimed at. 1t was voted to use
the Thomaston contributions toward
the establishment of a branch in that
town. In the course of congratulatory
speeches at a banquet of the team
workers, David Talbot, one of the
principal contributors, predicted that
the movement for new Y. NJ. c. A.
building would be under way before
the close of another year.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07

ideal detective does not look like a fell
low with sense enough to detect any.
body or anything by the deductive
method. Perhaps that's why he is credi-
ted with being so Observation-Disclosures
Journal.
Must be. We tried little stunt the
other day and didn't meet with Bit
Of success,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07

Nine. Sarah Bernhardt's annual
farewell tour is taking place this
year a little earlier than Buffalo Bits.
Washington Post.
But the Divine Sarah has an
nounced in plainest, terms that "Eet
ees not re farewell tour which make
in re beyootiful Amerique!''
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07
AUGUSTA LODGE DIRECTORY

AUGUSTA LODGE, NO. 141, F. G A.
M Special communication, Tuesday eve
ming, Dec. 10. Work in E. A and F. c
degrees All sojourning companions are
cordially invited to be present.
ALBERT f. FOLSOM, w. NJ.
w. A. JACKSON, Sec.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-12-07

the point of the joke when he hanged
himself-W aterville Sentinel.
= That's stretching it too far.