The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-10-05
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4AzaRs
GETTING SO enete down east now
that the steemed New YORK Herald re-
fers 70 everybody as Mister
EVEN If She isn't So a girl thinks
that She is sumner when the photo
grapher sticks her picture IN his out
side show ease.
TO teach men and boys housekeep-
Ing. Headline Another one of these
Internal IDEAS of the lady loose muSers.
Now how you like 70 be cooking a
BOT Of cauliAower while your wife is
out listening % the coionel2
FROM CINE to time We will have
occasion to refer a. Congressman Sui
ger who has been nominated hy the
Democrats for governor of New York
This IS Hnal notice TO our proofreader
not 10 pass IL as settler because therein
be serne fzzing il he does.
"FoUND-Lead pencil ii my chicken
coop owner may have same by calling
on Ezra Shock. 5 miles north Of Hunt
/ ington. Huntington Press. Must have
! been quite shock TO Ezra. Looks like
some newspaperman has been night
proving
GREAT HEAVENS. Now charge you
| ten cents extra for bread and butter
at New York hotels Young men GO
lag on honeymoons VIII have TO seek
out cheaper towns
THE pope's private physician dead
| Headline And every now and then one
OF these does die although they are
| always saying that their exalted pa
fient won't live more than month.
NO doubt Mexico looks with dubious
eyes on any intervention on our part
after reading the Lawrence riot dis
patches.
GOVERNOR Of North Carolina was in
Gary yesterday As he is a prohib our
special correspondent Hennery cold
bottle was unable to learn from him
What tire Governor of South Carolina
said
WHY bctaer use with the details of a
racket over ii southwestern Europe
when we have Balkan war of our
OWN on our hands Al West Hammond?
THEN again the Balkan war scare
Is periodic affair and there is a
chance that IT got jealous OF the space
taat West hammond was getting.
Ills 10 laugh during this warm
weather wien one thinks of the grasp
ing coal me.-
THE telephone hears a lot or secrets
bat unlike woman it never tells any
Of them.
NOTE that Judge Johannes Kopelke
the crown Point Latin savant was al
the woodrow watson gathering vester-
day The judge lent the occasion that
classical eclat which Is rs highly neces-
sary whenever the Tom knots phil
oiogists are about.
AFTER many months Of considera-
ton r NJ, Who IS newly married
writes that that thing which is better
tran a well washed face before break
fast IS OF read that r r. was unable
70 make speech yesterday
SOMEBODY at 9s3 Holman street
Hammond. advertises III THE TIMES for
a nice capable girl for Homework
II We knew OF any nice girl who knew
anything about homework we would
ask Ter 10 come with as to the nearest
preacher.
IT was kind Of Alderman Tim EnEIe-
hart not TO have taken too much Of a
front seat at the Woodrow Wilson
speeehfest in Gary yesterday. Big Tfu
! keeping in the BACKGROUND enabled the
pe-puM TO got slant at Woodrow.
+ SOME time ago we wrote that blessed
arr She deaf these DAYS Continually
hearing the words .liar," liar" liar
confirms this statement
AND also. The Gary Democratic pa
g rade yesterday was enhanced consider
ably by the presence of BattIeaxe cas-
aeman CARRIED in an Indiana Harboi
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