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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15
SYNOPSIS.

A foolish young tenderfoot becomes
fascinated with the bold. artful wife Of q
drunken prospector in western mining
TOW Town h,z They prepare to efops IN bling
maudlin husband. He is shot by the
wife, but the chivalrous boy pins a
note to the body, taking the crime
railroad station the woman's horse
falls exhausted; the youth puts her
on his own and follows hanging to the
stirrup strap. Seeing he Is an impedi-
ment. the woman thrusts her escort into
snow drift and rides on. Half-frozen
he stumbes into the railroad station just
as the train bears the wom@ away:
Gormly, is a multi millionaire in New
York. He meets Eleanor Haldane, a
beautiful and wealthy settlement WORKER
and co-operates with her in her work:
Gor1nly becomes owner Of steamship
line and finds himself frustrated IN pier
and track extension plans by grating al
dermen, backed by the. Gotham Iractlon
company. An automobile accident prlnss
the HaIdanes to his country home. Gorme
ly announces that; he will be mayor OF
New York and redeem the. city from cor
ruption. The political declaration o. nc
merchant prince produced a tremenoo Gus
sensation. The whole machinery OF tne
city's detective force is to be used to al, dlg
up something damaging to Gormly Inc Inc
to the merchant candidate. under pres
sure divides and the campaign wakes
warm. resolution is introduced grant
ing a gratuitous renewal Of the tractlon
franchise. Gormly offers ten million dol-
lars for the franchise. Miss Haldane con
graduates Gormly on what she terms a
new Declaration OF Independence. AND ne
makes an unexpected declaration OF io ves
He is shocked by the confirmation or ms
suspicious that her father is the head
and backbone of the notorious traction
company which he is attempting to over
throw Young Haldane discovers ms
fathers connection with the Gotham
Traction company, and is incensed In
an interview between Gormly and Hal
dane the latter practically offers his
withdraw, Gormly refuses. In an inter-
view with Gornly Miss Faldane learns
Of her fathers baseness though Gormiy
vainly tries to hide it. Members OF the
Ring find the woman for whose sake
Gornly declared himself a murderer ana
decide to force him to withdraw under
threat of prosecution.
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you've got to withdraw from this
campaign now, tonight"
And how do you propose that
should withdraw"
"Set down there and write that for
business reasons you've concluded to
withdraw from the campaign; that
you advise your friends to vote for
Pete Warren. the best mayor New
York ever had; that you're convinced
that you were wrong In the charges
you've made; that investigation has
showed you that the Gotham Freight
Traction company is all right and that
the Sachem society is equally honor
to put it, / give you the substance
Fancy it up in your own language.
You can sling words good and plenty
as has been proved in this campaign.
That's all you got to do
"And if I do this" asked Gormly,
what do l get?"
You'll get silence as to your do
ings twenty-five years ago."
Would you mind telling me what
my doings were twenty-five years
ago."
Certainly not" said the chief. mo
reason for concealment between you
and me, that can see. You ran away
with a miners wife out at Camp Kill
Devil, Wyo., in the midst of howlin'
blizzard With the wife you took the
mans pile, product of his hard-work-
in. toilsome life for worthless wom-
an and you. And before you left, you
put a bullet into the mans breast.
There's three counts against you;
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

lily, but I tell them of my good friend,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and that there will be no back
ache and bearing down pains for them if
they will take it as have. am scarcely
ever without it in the house.
ct will say also that think there is
no better medicine to be found for young
girls. My eldest daughter has taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for painful periods and irregular
ity, and it has helped her.
81 am always ready and willing to
speak a good word for Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. tell every
one meet that I owe my health and
happiness to your wonderful medicine. ="
Mrs. J. G. JOHNSON, Scottville, Mich.
RID. 8.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and herbs,
contains no narcotics or harmful drugs,
and today holds the record of being the
most successful remedy for woman's ills
known.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

''Mr Chaloner," he. said, will you
bring your notebook and pencils here
Mr.. Chaloner. this is the chief of po-
lice, Mr.. Connell," he continued, as
the young man entered the room.
PLEASED to know you," said Con-
nell grimly.
will you be seated, Mr. Chaloner,
and take a statement from my dicta-
ton? By the way" he pushed but
ton on the desk, and the door into
the hall opened instantly. with suspi-
cious promptness, it might have been
thought, had any Of the party given it
any attention, "Somes," said Gormly,
'I want you" The servant stepped
into the room. Lock the door,
please, so that l may be sure we are
not interrupted"
NOW" said Gormly, this gentle
man, as you know, is the chief Of po-
lice"
Eyes, SIR said SOmes.
"He has asked me to dictate GER
tain statement to the people of the
city of New York, and I'd like to
have you hear what have to say and
witness all that occurs"
Eyes, SIR
"Are you ready, Mr.. Chaloner?"
"Quite ready, sir"
Tonight at half after eleven
O'clock" began Gormly, "the chief of
police Of the city of New York"
"You needn't bring me into it,"
roared Cornell, sitting up
"Will you have the goodness to be
silent, sir?" cried Gormly II am die
tating this statement, not you.
We'll, you're going to dictate what
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theft, dultery, murder. You'll make a
he'll of a reform mayor, won't you?
How'd the people enjoy that?"
Why are you offering ne anything,
IL you possess this power and are con-
fident as to your information? Why
me out without giving me any chance
to withdraw"
"See here, Gormly, it amt for you
to question! It's for you to do what
you're told. We've decided that this
is the way this scheme is goin' to be
worked, that's all there is to it. If
we have our reasons for not publishin
the stuff, why they're ours; they're
not yours.
Why, man, all I've got to do is to
go down to the district attorney and
swear out warrant to have you ar
rested for murder. We've got our
fingers on the woman you run away
with-and pretty lookin' old bag she
is now, too. She don't want to be
mixed up in it; but we've got hold of
her, and If necessary she'll swear that
you done it. We've located several
people that used to live in Camp Kill
Devil who remember the circum-
stances. One of em said and the
woman corroberates it. that you wrote
an acknowledgment with your own
hand, sayin that you shot up the man,
and you left it in the cabin. Maybe
xxvo ftrry hot oil &c
clear as day. I don't really know
why l stay here talkin' about 1t any
longer, except / rather enjoy SEEM
you squirm."
Have you seen me squirm any yet,
chief?"
mo, not yet; but can imagine how
you're feelin' beneath that iron COM
posure of yours. I've had to deal with
toe many blackguards and criminals
not to know that. Well" the man
threw up his hands, laid down his
cigar and yawned prodjgiously, its
gittin' late. I'll take thai withdrawal
and CO."
Wouldn't 1t be better fer me to
have my secretary here?" said CORN
ly, land dictate what | have to say?
Let him make a number of carbon
copies of it, SO that we could send it
to all the papers,
We'll, if you want to let your sec
rotary in on this game, l don't see
that I've got any objections" said the
chief.
Gcrmly stepped to the door.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15
CHAPTER XVI.

The Chief of Police Visits Mr.. Gormly.
On the evening of the second day
before the election Cornell, dressed in
DIain clothes and entirely unacconl-
panied, presented himself very late at
night at Gormly's apartment and de-
sired to see him. 1t was Somes who
admitted the official. Gormly's estab-
lishment was simple one, and the
other servants had gone home for the
plight
Somes knew very well who he was,
and while he had some of the English
awe Of the police he had all the ha-
tired of a jealous and devoted partizan
of his master, which he certainly was,
for the enemy. Therefore he re-
quested the functionary to take seat
while he carried the request for an in
terview to the library
Sones entered the library without
knocking, most unusual course for
him He also took occasion to turn
the key of the door behind him. Then
he stood at attention in his respectful
English way. Gormly had looked up
instantly the door was opened, and
had stopped his dictation. He was
greatly surprised at the Wallets en-
trance, and more surprised when he
locked the door; but he realized that
something unusual was up and said
nothing.
BEG pardon, sir" began Somes de-
o1,t
in the hall wants to see you
'Who is it?"
"He didn't give any name, sir, but
I recognized him as the chief of po-
lice
Yes, sir"
What does he want?"
He didn't say, sir"
What was his message?"
Just to tell you that gentleman
that's what he called himself, sir
wanted to see you
Where is he now
81 left him sitting out in the hall,
but / wouldn't be too sure as to where
he is. sir. He seemed to want to come
right in here without permission, and
that's why | locked the door, sir
Il see," answered Gormly, twinkle
Of amusement in his eye. Il wonder
what the chief of police can have to
say to me? Well, suppose I'd better
see him Chaloner, will you go into
the dining room and wait until | call
for you. Tell the chief to come in.
Somes.''
While Chaloner gathered up his
notebooks, pencils, and letters and
withdrew into the dining room across
the hall, somes unlocked the door,
stepped out into the hall and present
~ returned He threw the door OF the
library open in great style, drew him.
self up and announced as if it had
been reigning prince:
The chief of police of the city of
New York;"
''To what" asked Gormly suavely,
lam / indebted for the honor of this
visit at this late hour?"
He glanced at the clock as he
spoke and observed that it was half
after eleven.
1--WE got something to say to you,
Gormly," began Connell bruskly.
81 am not aware of any intimacy
between you and me, Mr.. Connell,
which warrants you in your familiar
mode of address. Address me with
decency and respect, or I'll have you
put out of the housed"
MET" roared Cornell. you'd lay
hands on me, an officer of the law. in
the discharge of his"
Are you come here as an officer of
he law in the discharge Of your duty?
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15
MOTHER OF
LARGE FAMILY
Tells How She Keeps Her
Health - Happiness For
Those Who Take
Her Advice.
Scottville, Mich. eel want to tell you
how much good Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg

etableC Compound and
Sanative Wash have
done me. l live on a
farm andhaveworked
very h ard. / am
forty-five years old,
and am the mother
of thirteen children.
Many people think
it strange that / am
not broken down
with hard work and
the care of nv fam
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15
If You Are a TrifIe Sensitive

About the size of your shoes, you can
wear size smaller by shaking Aliens Foot=
Ease, the antiseptic powder, into them.
just the thing for Dancing Parties and for
Breaking in New Shoes. Sample Free.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

When a woman says she believes
every word her husband tells her, it's
dollars to doughnuts that the honey
moon is still in it's infancy.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15
Stop the Pain.

The hurt Of a burn or cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied 1t heals
quickly and prevents scars. Csc and soc by
druggists. For free sample write to
j. w. Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15
QuaIific ations.

Mrs. Knicker-Why did you engage
that cross-eyed cook?
Mrs. Bocker-Because I don't think
she can see through a keyhole.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

Mrs. wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething softens the gums, reduces inf1amna
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

Making Good.
Sire" eXpOstulated Nero's conf
Dental adviser, what do you propose
to do to rehabilitate this burning city
of Rome so that its inhabitants will
not hold the devastating confiagration
against your"
"Oh, fiddle," retorted Nero.
Which he did.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15
a Cruel Thrust.

He-Old age has no terrors for me.
She-It needn't have if it's true
that brainy men live long.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets
Druggists refund money If it fails to cure. E. w.
GROVES signature is on each box. 25c.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

A married woman's description of
an ideal man seldom fits her husband.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

FARMS FOR RENT OR SALE ON CROP
payments. j. MULHALL. Sioux City, Ia.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

A woman's idea of heaven is place
where every day is bargain day.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

Lapland is great country for small
children.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

Why suffer under the curse of Dyspepsia
when Garfield Tea can remove it?
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-03-15

Some men make matters worse II
they try to explain.
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a atch.

A Match.
THE big prizes in life are few"
$50 are the big winners. baltimore
American.
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Give relief In Bronchitis and Asthma. No opiates.
Sample free. JOHN J. BROWN & SON, Boston, Mass.
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m "A HWE REFA Watson T.. Coleman, Wash
~ M Pr E - ington DC. Booksfree High
EA RUh& ~ est references Best results.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13

Good morning. Jones'"
Good morning, Brown. Any news
today?"
We'll, yes. You know my brother
who works at the bank? Well, he
went to business the other day and
found $1,000 on the counter. And
what do you think he did? Stole the
money and tripped off to Canada And
when the news reached my father Il
nearly broke the old mans heart"
That's funny. You know my broth
er works at a bank, too, and when he
went to business the other morning he
found e1,0O0. And what do you think
he did,"
"What-stole it?"
mo; took it straight to the man.
ayers Office; and when the news reach
ed my father, do you know 1t broke the
old mans eart."-London Tit-Bits.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
A Cash Offer.

The Kentuckian has made specia
clubbing rate with The Memphis
Weekly Commercial Appeal by
which we will furnish both papers
for one year for the very low sub
cription price of 1928. The Com
mercial Appeal is one of the largest
and best papers in the South. and
we hope to receive many new sub.
scriptions on this offer; 1925 cash
for both papers.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Returned Emntv.

"Why had that boy so long to watt
Jane?" asked the mistress of her serv-
ant, who had just taken in a siphon of
soda water.
Please, mum, he waited for the bot
tle," cheerily replied Jane.
Bottle! What bother" queried her
mistress.
IF you please, mum, he asked IL e
could ave a returned empty, SO ask
ed i'm to wait until drawed it all into
a jug, and then l give i'm is bottle
back" was the reassuring reply
Ideas.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Earned Il.

At country school in the Midlands
the head master said: Nov boys, I
will give a penny to the first lad who
can ask me a question which cannot
answer"
Several tried unsuccessfuly until
one boy asked him: please, sir, If
you stood up to your neck in soft mud
and l threw a stone at your head,
would you duck?"
The question remained unanswered.
Ideas.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Delicate Attention.

Mrs. Fitz-Bile-Of course, I know
you do not care for me. Why, you even
forget my birthday.
Fitz-Bile-A bit of delicacy on my
part. l did not fail to remember
that you had come to see the point
where your birthday ought to be for
Sotten.-Tit-Bits.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
A Winner.

boy, take these flowers to Miss
BERTHE Bohoo, room IL"
my, sir, you're the fourth gentle
man wot's sent her flowers today"
What's that? What the deuce?
Who sent the others?"
"Oh, they didn't send any names.
They all said, She'll know where they
come FROM"
well, here, take my card, and tell
her these are from the same one who
sent the other three boxes. "-Tit-Bits.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
All Fixed.

49," said her indulgent father.
young Mr.. Nervey wants to take you
away from me-"
"Oh! yes;'' replied the dear girl,
but he says he'll bring me back after
the wedding journey. He has decided
that we shall beard with you
Catholic Standard and Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
An Expensive Tendency.

"They have a great many holidays
In European countries.
Eyes," replied the statesman, "but
IL we manage to put all the reforms
suggested into practice we will have as
many election days as they have holj'
days"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
His Training.

"Well, boy, what do you know? Can
you write business letter? Can you
do sums?"
please, SIR" said the applicant for
job, I'VE didn't go in very much for
those studies at our school. But I'm
fine on bead-work or clay modelling"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
His DUTY.

"a lawyers first duty" said the stu.
dent, lis to see that justice is done,
isn't it, professor?"
HIN, yes" said the professor
thoughtfully. "And it has been my ex-
perience that the lawyer who does her
the oftenest always gets the largest
fee."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Calendars.

The finest:Rline of samples ever
seen in Hopkinsville. from the Col
Inns Mfg. Co. of Philadelphia. can be
seen at the Kentuckian Office. Come
in and see them. We can please you,
no matter what style you want for
1913.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
HOpkinSyiIle Market
Quotations.
Corrected June l, 1912.
RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.

Country lard. good color and clean
l4c per pound.
Country bacon, lac per pound.
Black-eyed peas. $3.50 per bushel.
Country shoulders. 12c1 per pound
Country hams, zoe per pound.
Irish potatoes. So 90 per bushel.
Northern eating Rural potatoes
81 90 per bushel
Texas eating onions, 1925 pc,
bushel
Red eating onio so Is per bushel
Dried Navy beans. $3.50 pei
bushel
Cabbage. 5 cents Q pound.
Dried Lima beans, 10c per pound.
Country dried apples, 15c per
pound
Daisy cream cheese, 25c Der
pound
Full cream brick cheese, 25c pei
pound
Full cream Limberger cheese, 25t
per pound
Popcorn, dried on ear &c per pound
Fresh Eggs zoe per doz
Choice lots fresh, well-worked
country butter, in pound prints. 30c
FRUITS.
Lemons. 25c per dozen
Navel Oranges, 30c, 40c, per doz
Bananas, Zoe and zoe doz
New York State apples $500 to
80 90 per barrel
Cash Price Paid For Produce.
POULTRY.
Dressed hens, lac per pound
Dressed cocks, 7c per pound
live hens, 1Oc per pound; live cocks
sc pound; live turkeys. i3c pc,
pound
Roofs. HIDES, Wool AND TALLow
Prices paid by wholesale dealers te
butchers and farmers:
Roots-Southern ginseng, S.. rs ID
Golden Seal" yellow root, $I.35 II
Mayapple, 81; pink root, 12c and 1et
Tallow-No. l. 43, No. 2, &c.
Woodbury., IOc to TIC: Clear
Grease, 21c. medium, tub washed
2Sc to 30c; coarse, dingy, tubwashed
18c.
Feathers-Prime white goose. SOC
dark and mixed old goose, I5c to 3Oc
gray mixed, I5c to 20c' white duck
22c to 35c. new.
Hides and Skins-These quotation
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides &c. We quote assorted
lots dry flint, I2c to I4c. $40 bet
ter demand
Dressed geese. lie per pound fol
choice lots, live 81
Fresh country eggs, II cents pei
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c Id.
A good demand exists for spriDl
chickens. and choice lots of fresh
country butter.
HAY AND GRAIN.
Choice timothy hay, $32 90
No. | timothy hay, S35 90
Choice clover hay, $4,000
No. | clover hay, $4,000
Clean. bright straw hay. $500
Alfalfa hay, $32 90
White seed oats, CSC
Black seed oats. CSC
Mixed seed oats, Csc
No. 2 white corn, $l.00.
No. 2 mixed corn, $1.00.
Winter wheat bran, 5000
Cbono C6 IN
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
rhouaht Hubby was Mean.

Society Dame-Oh, doctor, I'm 80
sorely troubled with ennui!
Doctor-H'm! Why don't you inter
est yourself in finding out how the
other half lives?
Society Dame-Graciousl Why, Pm
not looking for a diVorce.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Astonishing.

James. wonder how you can sit
there and look me in the facet"
$50 do /, dear; but it's surprising
what a really bold. brave, reckless bad
man can do."-P. !. l.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
All Funny,

Maude-We had private theatricals
last evening. They went off first rate,
only the folks would laugh in the
wrong place.
Uncle Henry-There is no such
thing, Maude, as laughing in the
wrong place at private theatricals.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Force Of Habit.

4 hear that ex-actor has been ap
pointed a judge. That will never do"
why not?"
"All his previous influences win In
duce him to favor the recall"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
A Different ThInq.

Whom is that pretty young widow
forf"
Il am sure have no idea"
"She Is wearing very deep black"
"oh. that's for her old husband"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Inappropriate.

'Why do you have minor keys in
this military music?"
why not?"
IF 1t is an army march, 1t ought
to be all in major keys"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Culture.

She wears the finest clothes in town,
Her husband has bunch of scads;
On poor folk she looks proudly down
And speaks about ''the lost Pleads"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
A VernaI Law,

Love doth make the whole world dizzy,
Love doth weave the poets rhyme;
Long in spring Dan Cupid's busy
Sooth, he's working overtimel
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13

Hoax-What happened when yot
discharged your cook?
Joax-I can't remember. When I re-
covered consciousness was in the
hospital.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-13
Appropriate suit.

II met a young clerk once in Lon
don who carried consistency to an ex'
reme."
"In what wayr'
For instance. when he had a bank
aoliday he always wore q check salt
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Equally Entitled to sympathy.

"How sad is my lott"
Says the poor little clam;
whether I'm dead or not.
You don't care a cent?"