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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-13

Senator &nra ~ SENATOR ktnknn
might ftHlf % lIorl'ntg nefR fellow,
I'd h3 Eht ktaIt'0tul lhat HEN43of NNlt
ley "a Texas HnuIo. IN H.afH eFopt.
Ina1e the t|0eIha Npeprh IH f4fiuera
ntH&If 3a|If speech I4 01I14It ~
INfkmtf a. thN larl TRIAL WAS AN4sA-
I|NnNi IA had A4tn BefIo1a''N nrfers
Stood that he NoNla net HI'AA4 a. this
||tut'
etealef f3e,MAI AniaheA ia speech
f7nfIIf ni|aF 1898 II nj. &o8 eHHf@f
nIxnA tanN me floor ~ faaV some
|.|HEFI,4 f3af3|n4 ACnatoE 4ef|tlff'a
I.EfHa A. eNHqeHqIun. n WuE IaE1'rnitsI
IhHt = VoIH #ould ~ taken 1pon
n4Iaf A annpus lhkl ~
H4N|4 tole 81 fANDoFl ~ f0IlNaf. uA
sHa 1tar t4anfct on tna tfHrf eiae'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-13

nldefetlUn ~ she second report IN tina
Senate was a4laYpd from woak Is
week. % allow plm 10 appear In hln
own defense. lie haa been constantly
n hl4 piore n the senate. however.
slace the Tins Tor vote was ilxod.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-13

Ht'pIn1n f.ann. untlnuaf oumHsIt.
IAtnsn fnr ibe nenHhlIean nnrlr IA
Sew &t4I4n. GAS I1N Ipf Nav h6ih.
where NJ war nlINnn d meeting "
f.|e 8{ifHaf tt|HlH'I't& ~ 5HIt fFIk
tI4 tet'INE 81 ~ fhn nufHpa1 ~
nNIlI0|aH N4f4U1ld1 plans WnIlo NJ
3.le *6fk lii Luna will aiIenH a 4
NNAnttt NJ |utQfieni kua|aAg8 mat
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-13

plstuFes ehansea dalIy q ne Or
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-13

a. hs..ln2 tsl.a 4 n. l.saesu '|,s,
lasisi JaI4 - Aeoorolns q M
i.ofshHeeh neenpaper paIs. HpsH
has fastsYet tp,l9elltn note from
.'neisnt hn4 4Faare pointing Qua W.
principal ~ IfietntfIonni law wh'tA
oH'iEsa spaln - Fenpeei she fspaplie
~ tina feNaaue&a aud 10 fHfoff4
rt1iIaiIfy "a The Frontier
senior Arenslo Va9eoneellqf the
F0ri1Ta1e rr7ufinf nH4 ~ lnteeYit
Today with N|4 A1Ihm 4onfv Hff4r
tHHe, British uiHIaIft az Portugal ~
lNN eonrea ~ ~hirh ~ utSl4al14
arkinaf spain ptfnIlllp4 ARMED foF,
ItEneae rDfalisiN 80 encamp on
tnaHlsh TERRITORY.
Wholesale arrests 81 fcYallsl cen.
Nr'l AYE been lIfeciot 90 Htit
Iaa ln a. brownies 81 tHfrnW4e4rA
AHouI eitFrh nlIian " ih1 iitffHHttt
or Lsnttn Hhcsf the rebels nae rti
me teletfenh ~iFe~ and mad pt4nnta
80 Hrf1e thc batteries u ihe ttf'tsss
~ 1faIuE
the plot failed owing ~ the ~,
nubiiean tFugIa having discuFFFtd n
NIpre 81 gums and dynamite and 9
Nnnnlliy ~ women'E -dlYidca ohNtH
with Whth fouNsrIfatuf bed kHttHN
20 - dI4HlIiae ihtEnselfeH.
FufsheI 1ltordeAra nfe fcnnffrU
from CnAiinbfA. Abont eighteen miles
N0uih ~ Lisbon on me Atihutlr
coast where royall1t s9mpathlaer4 AZ
lbckrd inc Dfmecfatlc club.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-13

"A great mob Of pe9,ar on learning
that nHtefAI foYaiiHt c0napirut1If
HAD bctn arrested "a ficilas and we're
hrlu4 conveyed % Lisbon invaded
the railroad station this nficruuon
bent on lfnchIng the rebel The pa
i|re altered the ruuie ~ the pfltpH-
cIN And tnpt avoided ylolence.
The polIr1 arc cNofclalnE she strict
cfi surveillance over The Residences 81
nofnoha nfUmineni IN society who are
auNper(ed ~ lmonarchltt inclinatlpnhl
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-13

Hear mat music Al The orphellu.
tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
SLO0P CAPTAIN MISSING.
Lee Taylor Disappears After Selling
Oysters and Receiving Money

Where Capt. Lee Taylor, master of the
little sloop Willie d. Mealem, which ar
rived here Sunday night from the east
ern shore of Virginia with oysters can
be his friends are anxious to ascertain.
The vessel is at the 18th street wharf.
but nothing has been seen of her master
since Monday night, when. having dis
posed or his oysters, he went uptown.
and according to reports was seen in a
pennsylvania avenue moving picture
show. The fact that Capt. Taylor was
missing was brought to the attention of
the police authorities yesterday, and the
harbor police will be requested to take
charge OF the vessel.
George Tyler. father-in-law of the
missing man. who came here with him
aboard the Mealem. and~who was left
without funds. was taken aboard the
schooner G.. III. Bunker, and left here yes
terday for his home, Guilford, Accomac
county, Va, where the wife and four
young children of Taylor reside The
friends of Taylor fear he has met with
foul play, as he had a considerable sum
of money with him when he left the
oyster wharf Monday night.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
BUOYS AND SPARS REPLACED.
Lighthouse Tenders Holly and Maple
Also Delivering Stores.

To replace Hunting Creek flats buoy.
near Jones point. below Alexandria, the
lighthouse service steamer Maple came
up the river Wednesday, and after COM
plotting the work sailed at once for Tan
Gier sound, Va, to supply the light sta
tons there with necessary stores The
Maple hast just completed a supply cruise
to the lights ON the Potomac.
The lighthouse tender Holly is on the
Carolina sounds delivering supplies to the
lighthouses marking shoals in those wa
terways. Early in the week she was at
Roanoke Island and is expected to COM
plete he-work this week. She will then
return to Portsmouth, Va, preparatory
to supply service on Chesapeake bay.
Inspector Rutland calls attention to re-
cent changes in buoyage in a notice sent
out from his office, at Baltimore as fol-
lows:
Virginia: Chesapeake bay, main chan
mel to Baltimore-Thirty- five-foot chan
mel gas buoy No. Z, found extinguished.
was relighted. Elizabeth river, southern
branch-South Oyster Rock buoy, II, spar.
found out of position, was replaced.
Maryland: Potomac river-Hunting
Creek flats buoy, So, spar, reported drag
ged out of position, was replaced.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
IHAPPY, LAUGHING
CHILD SHORTLY:
If. cross, feverish, bilious and
sick let Syrup of Figs"
clean it's little waste
clogged bowels.

No matter what ails your child,
a gentle. thorough laxative phys
ic should always be the first
treatment given,
If your child isn't feeling well;
resting nicely; eating regularly
aud acting naturally ii is a sure
sign that its little stomach, liver
and thirty feet OF bowels are fill
cd with foul. constipated waste
matter and need gentle,
thorough cleansing at once.
When cross. irritable, fevefish.
stomach sour. breath bad or your
little one has stomach ache.
diarrhoea, sore throat, full of
cold. tongue coated; give a tea
spoonful of Syrup of Figs and in
a few hours all the clogged-up
waste. undigested food and sour
bile will gently move on and
out of its little bowels without
nausea. gripping or weakness, and
you will surely have well, hap
by and smiling child again
shortly.
With Syrup of Figs you are
not dragging your children; be-
ing composed entirely of luscious
figs. SIENNA and aromatics, it cam
not be harmful: besides, they
dearly love its delicious fig taste.
Mothers should always keep
Syrup of Figs handy. 1t is the
only stomach. liver and bowel
cleanser and regulator needed
a little given today will save a
sick child tomorrow.
Full directions for children. of
all ages and for grown-ups plain
ly printed on the package.
Ask your druggists for the full
name, Syrup of Figs and Elixir
of SIENNA" prepared by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. This is
the delicious tasting, genuine old
relijple. Refuse anything else
offered.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
Dit would be too dreadful"

Mystified and offended, Blake defended
his statement forcibly. Believe it or
not, as you please, it is true. That night
I'm Sicily he came among the brigands
who held me prisoner They Were talk
ing excitedly. He cried, 'Silenzion in a
voice 1 can never forget. Tonight he
was gambling and he lost heavily. He
was furious. his friends began to chatter
and he cried that word again! l would
know 1t a thousand years hence. 1 saw
it all in fash. I saw other things 1
had failed to grasp-his size, his appear
ance. / tell you he is Belisario Cardi.''
God help met whispered the daughter
of Ferara, crossing herself with uncer-
tain hand. She was staring affrightedly
at Vittoria- God help me!' She kept
CTo be continued tomorrow
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
Pennsylvania
Avenue.
We've Made the SIS Grade of
Suits Still Stronger.

Tomorrow YOU find in this grade twenty-seven differ
and distinct styles 1t only indicates the importance
are giving 1.-THE provision have made really
your the of pattern and fashon-and the
paraeed opportunity you have here popular price Be-
cause eliminate all profits but one-and expend the saw
ing better fabrics and details of making touch the $40
value mark these Suits $r5 They comparable
with any other ST. Suits sold America They lack nothing
of dsncveness and character because they have the bene
fit of perfect tailoring org lnzation. -
Fifteen dollars is grade dignhed by superior
craftsmanship -exclusve-indvdual- characteristic One
of the great grades of great line Well you'll be
surprised; we II guarantee you'll be satisfied.
is only typical of the that
Makes RAIN we'll
We've Rough Chevo Gray and Brown effects
backing regular shoulder; convertible col
slightly and III
All sizes Special value ~AOsVV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
SEEK IMPROVEMENT
- - g.
Northwest Citizens Appeal for
Better Streets.
SUBMIT ESTIMATE OF COST
District Commissioners Asked to Ex-
pend 1929, 500 North of
City Limits.

Expenditure of S2295OO is asked by the
Citizens Northwest Suburban Association
for public Improvement in the territory
north of the city limits and west of Rock
Creek Park to the District line. in esti-
mates submitted to the Commissioners of
the District of Columbia by Charles c..
The Commissioners are asked to incor-
porate this sum in their estimates for
congressional consideration.
The association asks for $751; 800 for
the construction of suburban streets as
follows:
Albemarle street. from :iOth street to
Iinnean avenue. grade and improve. SID
coo: Linnean avenue. from Albemarle
street to Audubon terrace, grade and inn
prove 5000; Audubon terrace. from Lin
mean avenue to Broad Branch road, grade
and improve, 5000: Alhemarle street
from Wisconsin avenue to 42d street
grade and improve. 5000; Chesapeake
street, from Wisconsin avenue to River
road, grade and improve 5000; Daven-
port street from Wisconsin avenue to
Howard street, grade and improve, $1,000:
Davenport street, from Grant road to
Connecticut avenue. grade and improve.
$1,000. Harrison street. from Wisconsin
avenue to Belt road, grade and improve,
5000; Massachusetts avenue. from
Nebraska avenue to Yuma street,
grade and improve. $4,000; Western
avenue, from Massachusetts to Wiscon-
sin avenue grade and improve, $4,000;
Wisconsin avenue from 37th street to
Western avenue or the District line,
widen and improve, 100000.
For the removal of old St AIMS
Church, now used temporarily for a man
ual training. cooking and sewing school
in connection with Tenleytown School,
and for the construction of a six-room
manual training school building on the
same site, $40, 900 is asked.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
COURT ASKED TO SELL DOG,
Necessary to Collect Damages 70,
Bitten Bow. Counsel Contends.

NEW YORK. September ga motion
fled here by counsel for Freddie Struck,
a dve-year-old boy who was bitten by a
Notwithstanding bulldog owned by
Frederick Drumm, asks the court to or
der the sale Of the dog to satisfy a
one-thousand-dollar judgment obtained
by the boy.
According to the attorney, Drumm' s
property will not fetch more than $50
unless rae bulldog is included in the bill
Of belongings. II the motion is granted
a receiver will be appointed to sell the
dog.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
-arino." She motioned to Norvin.
II have been seeking our enemy, Bell
ga rio Cardi and-I have found him"

sario Cardi. and-I have found him."
Oliveta cried out in fierce triumph !:
God be praised! He lives. that is enough.
I feared he had cheated u.s."
'Listen!" exclaimed Vittoria, in such a
tone that the peasant girl started. You
don't understand"
II understand nothing except that he
lives. His blood shall wash our blood.
That II what we swore, and have never
forgotten, even though you have. He
shall 60 to meet his dead and his soul
shall be accursed.'' She spoke with the
same hysterical ferocity as when she had
cursed her fathers murderer In the cas-
tello Of Terranova.
'.He calls himself Caesar Marufi, :"
Blake told her.
There was q pause, then she said. SIM
ply. ''That is a lie"
mo, no! saw him that night. l saw
him again tonight"
ut cannot be-"
THAT 10 what have said.''' concurred
Yittoria, with strange eagerness. mo,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
NOTED G.. A. r. MAN DIES.
John H. Savage Carried Stuffed
Goose in Parades.

LOS ANGELES, September c7-John
II. Savage. eighty-one years old. a
veteran of the civil war and a UNIQUE
figure in more than a score Of G.. A. r.
conventions, died Wednesday of pneu-
monia. Savage marched in many c. A.
r. parades at the national reunions, car
rying a stuffed goose. perched on long
pole, with a banner bearing the inscrip-
ton: Everything is lovely and the goose
hangs high
He came to Los Angeles from Cerro
Gordo, Ills.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
ARMY WIDOW KILLS SELF.
Mrs. La Donna Wilson Grieved Over
Lieutenant's Death.

CHICAGO, September 27-Mrs La Dom
ma Wilson, widow Of w. J. Wilson. a.
former lieutenant in the United States
Army, shot herself. probably fatally. at
her home yesterday. Police on the South
Side started an investigation to determine
whether the shooting was accidental.
The shooting occurred shortly after
Mrs. Wilson had breakfast with her ten
year-old son John, who called assistance.
The boys father was stationed at Fort
Sheridan for several years and died near
ly two years ago. His widow Is said to
have grieved deeply since.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27

SIS Figures as a
Strong Grade in
Young Mems Suits.
Knowing what the Young
Men want is the secret of the
popularity OF Saks Clothes with
them. Tuned to the right
Pitch in fashion-genteelly ex-
IRENE; consistently mannish in
character OF model and pattern.
Young Mems Clothes with us
are not merely division of size
but distinction of design
ing-and this SIS grade is espe-
cially attractive-both in Fan
cies and Plain Serges.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
MAKES GOOD HIS BOAST;
LEAVES PRISON BEHIND
Richard Osborne Escapes From
Leavenworth Penitentiary, Full
filing His Threat.

Had Detective Burlingame accepted
bet offered by Richard Osborne, declared
to be one of the most daring robbers in
this country, nearly three years ago, he
would have been 81 short today.
Osborne, convicted of robbery, was be-
ing taken from Washington to the peni-
Tertiary at Fort Leavenworth, Kan, in
the fall of 1909, when he offered to
wager SO against 81 with Detective Bur-
lngame that he would escape from the
penitentiary before he had served three
years of his sentence. He has made
good.
Eludes the Guards.
Word was received here last night that
Osborne had made a getaway from the
prison two or three days ago. He had
made several attempts since his incar-
ceration, but had been unsuccessful. Ac-
cording to the information received here
Osborne was captain of one of the base
ball teams of the Convict League in the
penitentiary. and it was during the prog
rcsS OF game that he managed to eS
cape from the institution.
This escape of Osborne from prison
is not his first. the police say While
confined in the Trenton. y. j., peni-
tertiary Osborne was working one day
1eaped and catching hold of Whirling
belt was thrown by it through win
dow and landed outside of the peni-
Tertiary. He was injured, however.
and was captured before he could get
out of the city.
Surprised by the Detective.
Osborne was arrested in Brooklyn,
n Y. by Detective Burlingame at the
point of a revolver. He was sitting in
a box at a theater when the detective
surprised him. knowing the reputation
of the man, the detective had drawn his
revolver before he approached him.
This arrest was made February 10,
1903
It was charged that he entered the
pawnshop of WCs--en Johnson on Penn
sylvanid avenue near 18th street north
west and asked To be shown some rings.
When a tray was placed before him
he grabbed a one-thousand dollar dia-
mond and emerald ring and ran out of
The place. and left the city. His ar
rest followed several weeks later.
Inspector Boardman, chief of = de-
tectives. stated today he had received
no official notice of the escape of Os-
boEle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27

G. III. Anderson Of Lexington, Va, a
bachelor Of arts of Washington and Lee
University, has been appointed principal
of the Onancock, Va. High School. and
will enter upon his duties September 80.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27
Makes Two Points.

In connection with the appeal for sub
urban street Improvement. it is declared,
two points should be considered, the as
sociation says:
First when suburban acreage land is
subdivided and the subdivision becomes a
public record, the land for the wide
streets is donated to the United States,
taking from the original tract from %
to 80 per cent of the land AT once the
assessment for taxes is changed from
acreage value to lot value.
BY this change, practically on paper,
the taxes are speedily and excessively in
creased from 800 to 600 per cent with
out any material change in the character
of the surface of the land itself and with
out a dollar of public funds expended for
municipal improvements, such as the
grading and matchmaking of streets, lay
ing of service sewers, water pipes and
cement sidewalks.
Second, it is we'll known fact that
public improvements must precede private
improvements. In every section of the
suburbs where municipal improvements
have been made, private development
speedily follows, and for every dollar the
public expends the property owner ex-
Ponds from $50 to 800"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-09-27

Boyds. Md, was found dead thursday In
the door of his meathouse by a neiShbor,
Basil Burdette.
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-12-26
HER TERRIBLE DREAM.

Her face is drawn, her eyes are
haggard and sunken, and her express
sion is that of a woman on the verge
of nervous prostration.
"What in the world is wrongT
asks the astonished friend. 81 never
saw anyone look so terribly"
cit is all because of an awful
nightmare l had last night" explains
the sufferer. at simply shattered
my nerves, and, although / know it
was merely a dream, still I cannot
rid myself of its effects; 1 dreamed
I was called upon Unexpectedly to
plan dinner for DIR. Wiley, DR..
Woods Hutchinson and Upton Sim
clair." Life.
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-12-26
AN 20. HENRY" TRAIT.

go. Henry's" tolerance of anoth.
er's shortcomings was one of his most
human qualities. A college SIT lent
who posed for a time as author Of
80. Henry's" work wrote to him ex.
pressing his remorse, says the New
York Post. The impostor said that
he had begun it as a joke and finally
was unable to extricate himself. The
reply was as follows: "Of course, ]
know it was only prank. Come
down to New York some time and
we'll do the town together. 1t was
generous of you to stand for some
of that stuff"
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-12-26

The youthful writer StrOlled IN
casually.
81 have just finished my nsW
story" he remarked. So we queried,
"What is it calledr
"At the Throat Of tho World |" be
replied. Haggard with horror, We
leaped to our feet.
"At the Throat Of the World r
we gasped. ''What il itP A tale Of
bloody murderY
'Not at all" explained the youth
ful writer, cts merely the autobiOg-
raphy of barber"
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-12-26
AGAIN POSTPONED.

Shem, having been rebuffed sew.
eral times, had become decidedly inn
patient.
Father" he said, "why under the
sun can't we leave the ark now? The
water has subsidedp
'Wet grounds" laconically an
swered Noah.
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-12-26

~Are you walking ssO~nd ~
world on a big betr
mo, ms'am."
Survivor Of the Ban YranGisOs
disaster, no dOubti"
mo, mS'am; Pm Just . plain
tramp"
'"COme in and IN cook yOa . real
meal"
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-12-26
NOT A wvisEcrIoNIsr.

Ned-My fathers a doctor, and
yours is only butcher.
Ted-Well, my father don't cut
'em up till they're dead, anyway
fudge.
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-12-26
.hsduIs at Southport.

&c. & St. A. Railroad
lie arrangements with
Blackwell to run their
inection with the B. c.
you can make prompt
] for any point on the
Orth this boat will OBJ
following schedule.
fiIIVTiIe-a-'SsSo %m,--
nama City 1918 am.
|. Andrew 11:00 am.
Enn Haven 1910 pm.
puthpOrt 1880 pm.
th, the boat will be
4 arrival of train, and
- no delay.
A. ID. CAMPBELL.
| Receiver.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-03
ENSIGN WE'D WHEN NAVY WON.
Bride-EIect Was With Him at PhiIa-
deIphia Football Game.

Ensign Jabez L. Lowell, U. S. N,
attached to the cruiser Baltimore,
now stationed at Norfolk, went to
Philadelphia TO attend the Army
Navy football game a bachelor, but
he returned married man.
As his guest Ensign Lowell brought
with him Mrs. Ella V. Hartwell, of
Norfolk, who had been widow since
last March. Before going to the
game they visited the local marriage
license office and got the license
with the understanding that if the
Navy won the ceremony was to take
place Immediately. If the Army won
it was to be postponed for day or
two.
Following the game the couple
went hunting for a minister and their
friends announced that they had
found one. Ensign Lowell is 26 years
old. His home is in Bangor, Me.
Mrs. Virginia Hartwell who was
married Saturday in Philadelphia tc
Ensign Lowell, is secretary to Mayor
w. R. Mayo, of Norfolk, and she
says she will not give up her job.
Mrs. Lowell declined to confirm OF
deny reports that her marriage was
the result of wager.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-03
OPEN EVENINGS
Seal on Each Sole.

Am using Red Cross Christmas
Seals reiterated a good-natured old
cobbler as he looked up from the
shoe he was repairing to the person
who stood blocking the doorway
of the little shop and who had
asked the question originally 81
don't know of them. What are they
for" he asked.
When told that the little stickers
were being sold all over the United
States to raise money to prevent tn
berculosis, the cobbler became very
much interested.
"Now, / call that a. good cause, "
he drawled. 81 can't afford many
because | don't get very much work
away out here in this end of town, but
you can leave me ten of them.
''No, ! don't write any letters and
don't send any Christmas packages.
There's just me and the old woman
left. / can't use my seals that way,
but I'll tell you how ] can use them.
l will stick seal on the sole of every
shoe tap!'