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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
'lll:::TIht: REMEDY
I: :..:..:BARktys The HAIR
Giyes Color. :. Lustre to Faded and
. Gray. Hair-Dandruf Quick
;. .'ly Removed.

: For generations Sage and Sulphug
have been used for hair and SCALP
troubles. Almost everyone know
the value of ouch a combination fog
keeping their hair good even color
for euriag dandruff, itching scalE
Sad failing hairs and for promotina
the growth Of thes hair Years age
the only .way.'to. get.a Hair Tonic 81
this kind was to make 1t in the home
which was troublesome and not al
ways satisfactory. Nowadays. al
most. any up.to.date druggist car
supply his 'patrsns with a ready-to-
guse. product. skiilfully prepared II
perfectly equipped laboratories.
Ali ideal preparation of this sort
lis. Nysth's Sage and Sulphur Hail
Remedy. in which Sage and Sui
|phur are combined with other. val
liable remedies for scalp troubles am
thin, weak. hair that is losing it,
color .or coming out. Astes usint
IthiB remedy for a few.aayss you wi!
notice the color gradually coming
back, your scalp will feel better. sh
dandruff will soon be gone. and ii
| less than months time there vii
be a wonderful diqerencs in you
I hair.
Don't neglect your hair if it !
full Of dandruff, losing its color o
coming out. Get fifty cent bottl
lcf Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur fror
your druggist, and see what a fe'
| days treatment will do for you. A.
druggists sell 1t, under guarantee
that the money will be refunded
the remedy Is not exactly as repre-
scented. Agents Henckell's Dru
lStore.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

A. u. 1912. ans sesssaea . aiia. ss
the said city % s:s,iS. ne H.: ssu,
OF Six Thousaass zAsfe llrndrsi
seyenty-iye (s6.ssss eollsss fsyxds
sole purpose Of esysAS - tyepsspal
81 the. first tfeee beA9S a6a ths. H.
terest on all bonss % - lssasd 81
payment for the smasssaes:s9 1t a
city Hall and Jas2 tcl22lns, said
special lax being pmsi3e4 5es "a
Section Of Ordinapee 10. :Ss 81
said City of Cairo, Apaesse4 S1sr 81.
A. D. 1912. and the e:sy ssA4 u
said City OF Cairo is esseSf ssscsss,,
to deliver certified scAr .ss tits
ordinance to the county essSt at. tie
said County of Alexanasrs
Section g. That tAss: .osa,aanes
shall take effect and be in force fsons
ana after its passage and sspeSas.
Adopted December 2s.'.A:.D. s1sl..
Apptoyed December 26.'A:D. i9!c.
GEORGE PARSONS. Mayor.
Attest: RGBT. AZ RACE lhR,
city. CLERK:
Published in The Cairo Bulletin
December rs, 1a12..Adyt..
i2.:s.1:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
FOR REAL VAUDEVILLE
THE NMMEL THEATEB
SAFE REMEDY ENDS
eA!ARRA. MB[R|tS
Elves Instant Relief. Cures and Pre-:
vents Catarrh and Cold in
the Head.

The quickest. best and safest way
@ cure catarrh or cold in the head
bv using remedy that Will
touch the spot" and do its work
uqickly without leaving any bad et-
fects. Ely's Cream Ba m, which Is
applied to the noatrils or rubbed or
the throat or chest gets right at the
root of the trouble and insanity re
lieves even the worst case of catarrh
or co d. A few minutes after applied
YOU can feel a loosening up In the
head. the pain and soreness are
zone, the sense OF taste, smell and
hearing come hack. and you feel like
different person.
Ely's Cream Balm eleanses, hea
and strengthens the infiamed mem
branes, takes away that stuffed up
feeling and duh pain in the head
relieves the throat soreness and
stops the nasty discharge which i;
the cause of the disgusting hawking
splitting, blowing of the nose, ant
foul breath, Hay fever victims who
are made miserable by fits of sneez
ing, coughing and wheeling get in
slant and permanent re ief BY this
use OF this simple remedy.
Don't suffer another minute. Ely
Cream Balm will relieve you i'm
mediately, and so cent bottle wi
more than likely work q complies
cure. All druggists sell lt.--Advt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Goats Used as Fire Preven,ers.

California forest fire fighters have
hit on a practical idea to prevent the
spread Of con1agrations. In their
primeval forests when a fire has once
started it Is liable to devastate enor-
nous tracts Of country, and SO the
fire fighters make huge clearings-o or
breaks, as they are locally termed =
en- the possible line OF fires These
breaks. which are fifty feet wide or so
according to the height OF the forests
are, however, rapidly filled with new
vegetation, and so to keep it from de
stroying the usefulness OF the fire
breaks, thousands of goats are being
pastured free OF charge by the gov
eminent In order to keep down the
growth of weeds and brush Goats
will perform this service while pick
ing up a living, thus saving tht
forest service much money every
year. which would otherwise go e
gangs OF men armed with hoes ahC
other weed extermihators. Such small
growths are serious men ce in cas-,
of forest fires, as during the dry sea
son they will carry the flames RICH
across the barrier designed to checl
them, and then no one knows wha
will happen.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

Hone is a beautiful and romantic
fever with which most men are
plentifully supplied
Hone springs eternal in the human
breast and runs without meter rates
or stop clocks It ID the cheapest
thing In the world and is the most
useful and also the most Improbable
of human qualities.
Hope keeps a man working after
all his friends declare that his bus
mess can never pull through.
Hone made Cyrus Field regular
nuisance about the Atlantic cable
until it was finally laid after four
failures.
Hope keeps an old maid agreeable,
a wife patient and husband ex-
trayagant
Hope sustains fainting sailors on
desert islands and keeps the grand
stand filed after the home team Is
nine runs behind.
Hope accounts for the great sale
OF canteloupss and the phenomenal
increase In gold mines.
Hope heads of many divorces but
produces Just as many.
Hope makes perpetual political
candidates. 1t salso essstains the
people while. they are elgeting alder-
men. legislators and congressman.
Hope has made crushed nations
rise aud asIa4oys fa3!. crushed. to
earth II is the ehief sSseaaanSe OF
inventors ana che naia composition
of fishermen. o. makes s;eS scomi
endurable. glosaYes :.:ssh sa6 sSsteiss
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Exclamation of 30. K.r

Here is the origin of the expression
20. k" according to Ado Hunnips OF
Leavenworth, Kan, veteran OF the
Civil war:
Among the supplies that the war
department used to buy" AIR. Hunnius
says, were crackers made by the old
orrins-Kendall Cracker company in
Chicago. The boxes IN which these
crackers came were marked o. X. We
were always eager to get hold OF
these o. X crackers. because they
were always sure to be good, while
many other brands were likely to be
spoiled or worthy. And gradually O
X. came to be synonym among the
soldiers for something that was above
par"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
when the attention Of The Bul
,etin i called to amy misstatemens
4 fact 81 to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections VII
AhAarfully be made.
4 Curb on. the Four DIS.

!. WIND Attorney .seneraS wicker
sham i trying his littie hes. 10 pu'
4 curb on the isasts, lhis:yiss y. seek
ing to. curb. womans soasa-. Ne
tween ourselves. 4, @oiu,i Be wss.''
TO let. 'Ge;osisi DO j: II. task j. 81
, easier.'.. =. =. J.
y. Not that mis-, E.csassas.: ':.''
n n n..the:rifhs:. iii.is ::snl9. ilat 'Ae ~
iora;. (which: .s're .iis.'. i.isi seeded
arr. alway.::. the. ;hard.:.sr.:io 'nrn.;
. about. ). shes. is A,lsa. y teach pep'
'pls MOTTO 'ss.bsrss 90: rather: y
be as .l.ttIs isins..a - po.leie,. IT,
most bslIilans:. aaa:.'or :ssaaa she.:
ever iived,.. me- !. MIST: losabis. I'll,
most maigns.fe: ii: p;ose =. les; Of !!
bore, some.tisis o shsr.. But Mrs.
wickershsm issgoi.s 10 !ry..to eim''
nate ali .the sosiehtienal' and an
necessary b6;r;sdos;; she RAM. s., :,
The talkisg. boya Il. ne sosst. she Y
esntsrins aI''.i.r sasrsi... = iiaaen.
Ing MN Of her.. 80. =.
TO snAs' END - ~: Arassst foni
sasioys apssasions. -. CONVERSATION
sAe. vosAd las.. the .sistisls.Cn sh'
iaAle s,.d cas .oss ,Ae.sosr ems: q
. sask t,sssss;e. y asscsassu1p.s Aouica
. tbs lna aress. yhs ,.ssse. -
dos sssy sisa or So !. fecitals,
The sssead eliraiaase: the fshy,. !,
MISTER Sow eve sshs. is,.eaA oar
sorebears, ne mater. Snow. slistin
gsisaed they 'yeses ans. third ri
.gsoyes Briyget- and AT .aer ..wofk
The fosrta pats the::dfessnasess 1t
the taiforneaa oct 6Ss..the tuening
:. these Il a;aush :sood sense i
THE tha4: il the mes. " eRarge:a
tao Nobel fsnd mad noe decided i.
give no.. iease: prize: .ihis gear v
vsald name MIS-. wiekessasa 70
tue hqno, at.ooase..; :Her :srssts Ger
tainly will male :as.:::: peaess IA
peace pf mina; that. passsa' al,.nndei
standing: 49, =. 80
Those whs have been issiiAsed a
most to the Gga,ias point " hasif
drawing room. turned Into . eiiri
vhere PATENTS semea aspecis u
filatee on their. Ills with painful
plainness, or nursery. a kitchen
or a dressmaking establishment, vii
hail these changes. They will d.
light at a chance to air their ow
views on subjects which have some
thing of education or uplift or goo
honest laughter in them or they vi
enjoy the greater opportunity
listen to others talking on kindre
interesting topics
Mrs. Wiekersham doesn't preten
to say what shall be discussed, Sh
only points out the uartet oqf sui
jects which experience, the worl
over. has proved boring beyond ca
cnlation.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Virtue In the "Rpt..

"Justice is blind" bit she see
more than she takes official notice 8
PUT something by for q rainy das
but don't let that lead YOU to fore
the pleasant weather of the moment.
Tile world owes you a living" b.
it's just as well to go out and collec
the debt.
"Old friends are best" but eyer
once In while a new one turns UP q
to make into an old one.
Make friends but don't expet
friends to make you.
''Man proposes" but, often enousI
the baby disposes.
~The way of the traasgressor
hard" but his wife's is harder.
Opportunity knocks once at ever
door," but if you're knocking at g
same instant you're not likely TO hea
the lady.--Lippincott's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Seats for Cabinet Members.

While 1t Is not probable that con
gress will jump at the suggestion or
President Taft that members OF the
cabinet be given seat in congress,
but no vote, as q trout would snap
up a fly. the idea has merit. This
business of congress touches the
work Of the various departments.
and If cabinet members were per
mftted TO appear in the house and
senate, speak in defense of their de
partments. and be open to interroga
ton. there is strong likelihood thai
legislation would be- passed mor'
understandingly.
what Mr.. Taft describes as clos
notion term will understood II
the mechanical world, occurs Ii
congress because the branches enac
legislation without being in full
possession of the facts. It is Oh
yious Ii the members of the cabine
were present we should have fact
enough to please all the gradgrind
In congress.
The plan is sort of coordination
of activities, species of getting to
gether, that ought to result in pub
lie benefit. The scheme would per
nit d strong cabinet member to in
fluence congress and prove IN
worth of his ideas, while veal
brother would soon be appraised q
his real value. A meer amendmen
to Observation-Disclosures
to The rules would suffice 10 mans
urate the experiment.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
MRS. i!aHBR0W SPEAKS OUT
Nef. LITTLE Dissertation on Music ID
- 'SSm4thino "a Be Read and
O. 81. Epfoyed.

Eyes. yss. sudeea: simply adore
nusie." Mrs. Wood B. Highbrow
t:asped her hands. with enthusiasm,
eSeu 1sow IA beloved Shakespeare
says " snHsic be the food OF love. play
an:-.he 'dsesn'S say on what. but I'm
sure be mes1t she pianS-..and he adds,
The man chat hath no mrsic In hing.
self o. Is no. moved By canfict 81
sweet Sounds. Is as foy trees and
stratasems.: he snsls!' slow txue lie
Is: and sac earss might be said Of a
conan. $50:
.ch.. reS. G~.aso;yn Is very music
u. she stIf'es at the conservatory.
thefe. IL such an ar Of er.suse About
such al Institution. yos fac~. Wood
wantsd. her to- take. LESSONS a. nome
until she II. ,ilder.. and oftsted 20
nleFe the piano inso'our own Canserva.
tory. as we have to keep .it.heateds
anyway. for the plants.
Poor Wood! he is so practicaf-a
segulGY pomme. 6e-terre! He thinks
thar what with pianolas and victrolas
and Eiolass there Is so much music
tGspe3 out by machinery nowadays
sSat IL hardly pays to do 1t by hand.
arySays Perhaps he is not altogether
wsong-unless one has talent. and
Gwe1dolyn certainly has!
/. sYou should hear her play Ru.
Sens Melody in Fl Then she can rat
sfe off any cantata that John Sebas.
elan Cabot ever wrote-or was /,
Wolffang Armageddon Mozart? | de
clare, always get those antique com
posers mixed Wen, at any rate. II
was the wonderful organist who, Il
he couldn't reach all the notes he
wanted with his fingers, used his nose
to help out.
| Yes. yes. indeed Gwendolyn II
80 talented that her teacher says
when she grows up she is sure to b
dilettantei"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
ORDINANCE NO. 2s7.

An ordinance repeating Ordinance
No. 263 of the City of Cairo, Illinois,
entitled IAN ordinance providing for
the issuance by the City of Cairo Of
Seyenty-five Thousand (75,000l
Dollars of bands and interest coupons
thereon to be sold for the purpose of
raising funds for the erection and
equipment Of city hall and Jail
upon the property of the city, In
Block numbered Forty ti0). in the
City of Cairo, Illinois" adopted Feb
ruary 18th. A, d. 1912, and approved
February 18th. A. D. 1912.
Be it Ordained by the City Council
of the City of Cairo, Illinois:
Section |. That Ordinance No
263 of said City of Cairo, entitled
I'm ordinance providing for the is.
suance by the City of Cairo of Seven.
ty-hye Thousand i5COO0) Dollar,
lof bonds and interest coupons there.
lon to be sold for the purpose of rails
ling funds for the erection and equip
ment Of city hall and Jail upon tn,
property of the o.ty, in Block mum
hered Forty t40l, in the City o
Cairo. Illinois. adopted Februar,
18th, A. ID. 1912. and approved Feb
ratary 14th, A. D. 1912, be. and tn
same hereby is repealed.
/ Section 2 That the county clerl
of the County of Alexander, Illinois
be, and he hereby is ordered and di
rected not to extend the special Ia
levied by the said City of Cairo 10
the fiscal year ending December 81
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Making the World Hriahter.

eff / can do anything to make the
world brighter for my fellow men"
said the poet, II shall be satisfied"
Then why don't you quit writing
poetry" his weary wife asked, "and
get up q humorous series in which the
humor is furnished by some one who
hits another over the head with .
club?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
HOPE
By GEORGE FITCH.
Author Of "At Good Old Siwash.'

death, Bul 1t also keeps 4 young
man at the gambling table ing after
he has emptied his pockets aud dis
posed OF his shoes for. q mere song.
We condl not survive without hope
and We can scarcely survive hope it.
self. Without home lnea %oad re-
volt at poverty ami give up the strug-
gle. But without hope men would
be content with comfort and stop
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

Jack-My darling. / want to tell
You something. have deceived you.
am not rich. but utterly penniless.
viii 1t make any difference to your
Ethel--Not the slightest, Jack.
i am so glad. dearest. Are you
quite sure 1t will make no difference
to you?"
quite sure. I can marry old Mr..
Moneybags. STRAY Stories.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

This fascinating little frock Is made
In the popular Emr ire style. which
continues one Of the best-liked styles
for the small girl The garment may
be made with or without tucks. with
high or low neck ard with long or
short sleeves. Lawn dimity, swiss,
challis or China silk will develop the
frock charmingly, sasi
The pattern f5953) is cut In sizes
3, and years. Medium size will
require 81 yards Of q inch goods or
az yards Of material S5 inches wide
and 1a. yards Of ribbon.
TO procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department" Of this paper.
Write name and address plainly, and be
cure to give size and number OF pattern.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
EXCLAIMED al Last.

did you visit the pyramids while
you were In Egypt?"
Yes: and, do you know, ! couldn't
help wondering why they were ever
built"
That's easily answered: they were
built to disprove the old proverb
that there's always room at the top"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

The amateur poets incident com
plain any more that they don't re-
ceiye any attention. There is the
army poet. for instance. who turned
his muse loose on German military
methods
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

A st. Louis man attempted 10
commit suicide because his wife
beat him. Somewhat inconsistent
because he seems to be the kind Of
man who spends most of his time
being beaten in cigar counter dice
games.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
His LonaInn.

Il wisht was a whole orphan"
"A whole orphan! What do you
mean. child?"
I'm any half orphan an | amt
got no one to play with. II was a
whole orphan I'd have the other half
an We could have some good times"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
arb. Good Lord Made Them ALL"

You doubtless remember the story
of the old lady who deplored the
shooting of craps because, though
she didn't know what they were,
life was probably as dear to them as
to anybody.'--From 1.-THE Business of
Being Woman" by tda NJ. Tarbeli.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

Miss Lafiin-"What has become Of
our friend Mr.. Clay?'' Mr. Rand He
has taken employment In a powder
mill for months.' Miss Lailin How
strange!" air. Rand--"Not at all lie
wished TO break himself Of smoking"
Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28


Humidity is aternl which is coming
into general use, and is often spoken
Of without a definite understanding
Of what it means. Il refers always.
OF course, to the moisture in the at
mosphere. but does not always mean
the same proportion
There is at all times some moisture
In the air. and the amount. expressed
I'll the humser Of grains to the cubic
fcot Of mir is Tho absolute humidity,
tern seldom sad When we speak
Of 1t we usually aean the relative hui
nudity, Which IS The difference be-
tween the amouti 81 moisture In the
air and the amount il could hold at
me present tenabtrarure II it were
saturated
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

Senator Bacon is going TO plant 4
tree in the capitol grounds in Wash
ington. The Bacon tree being pro-
vided, undoubtedly somebody will
come to the front with an egg p ant
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

France Is about to elect presi
dent. And being without an Ananias
Club and Southern postmasters, pos
sibly it will be able to do so If
peace.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

The Woman's Political Unioa
viii have tea parties throughout tn
winter. At least one tea party II
this country resulted in representa-
ton in government.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Emulation,

"Your first name IL June, to 1t, little
girl?'
Eyes. sir: only don't spell It the
way most folks do
How do you spell it?' y
y, U, 8, n
"Why is that, little grip"
do you s'pose I'm goin' to let the
Macs get ahead of me when 1t comes
to spellin name different"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
The.ReaDn.

"A horse is the most Ssh6ssYve and
feeling of animals"
'Tndeed?" =.
yes. II you notice. one vii always
listen to talesof whoa"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

What Is meant BY graft I" ASKED inc
inauiring foreigner.
Graft" said the resident of a
great city. lis system which ulti-
mately results in compelling large
portion of the population to apologize
constantly for not having money, and
the remainder to explain how they
got IT,.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

Some of the educators have de-
terrninea that examinations are ne
good The seiioo boys could havs
told Them that long ago
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

watering stock Society consists OF
a. few positions pursued by vas.
Number OF hopes. Politics is pro-
gressive hope Love is blind hope.
Optimism j. hope without fiywneel
Revenge IS perverted hope. Child
food & "" pei cens hope, but SO Is
srs<,siasias -.
.snsWa;. NGg:ah ssr aope'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

In English. slaughter houses animals
are killed by new and humane
method. The instrument emplorea Is
a spring operatAs pistol that projects
a sharp blade ,ata the animals head.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
The Reason.

THAT Mrs. 8aggs is.sych . tiirt- i
should think her husband Nigh. check
her"
HE might escett iar the fact that
hss ~i!e's & widow
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

The man WIN nwas q eoa9 yard now
WIN have some colt 60 sesrd.
For every bi.4zard blows rim bliss
And old Jack frost's his Sssead.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

Mrs. William Ellis Corey says shf
cant live in America because it's toe
noisy. Then why doesn't Mrs. Co
.rey eease--hut what's the ase
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Most Thoughtful Man.

"He's the most thoughtful man I
know"
.So?"
YES, though he doesn't smoke HIM
self he always carries matches for the
convenience Of those who do"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

! The. hloney assn. certainly is nox
ion. as '.hot''a a. griddle as any he ever
prepared. !.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
There,s j Reason

We do admire a girl with strength. !:
TO turn her back ON style this season:
But when she won't wear d. tightfskirt
We suspect a how-legged reason
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

Cook--T see some novelty genius
has invented a collar button in the
shape of a feminine heart. salt
Hook-Huhi bet that will be hard
er to find than ever. Ah
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Lots Of ,Em Are That Way.

Lots OF EN- Are That Way.
"nave you ever heard him talk?"
Yes, frequently" 89s 4
: 'Is he very deep?' M
.tYou would not imagine 80 to hear
him talk, but you would to see him
drink"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

The people used to call him fast"
But that was years ago:
Now with a cane he hobbles past
The slowest of the slow.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

She--Do you believe inspalrnistrys
He--Yes, to some extent.
sheDo you think the. hands can
indicate. that a man is about to :ac-
quiye wealth? :.
iIe--I. do in the case Of .pickpock-
cts. .ssss.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28

sCopy.ssa. .s,: By asssse Mathew ADAMS I.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-12-28
Silence unreWarded.

The oyster In the stewpan stirred
Attended strictly to his biz
And never said single word
And yet see what his finish is!