The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-02-17
WITH THE TRAVELLERS

E@ A4 @ A $780,
lips. For instance:
There's Secord Henderson, q travel,
ing salesman of renown and repute
standing as straight as a silver poplar
ne towers above his fellows, his glist.
ening eye ever on the watch for tho
Zoe. Orders are his speciality, and tht
right woman could give hen to him
at her own sweet pleasure. The WON
IN who gets this good scout will moi
have to buy her furniture on the in,
stallment plan.
Then there's Charles Bacon OF the
Patterson Dental Supply Co. It9
nothing less than a sin that he's been
allowed to run around loose all these
Years. OR Walter Wetz of the Ma
tional Cash Register Goa good catch
for any hook and always willing to
nibble.
Now there's DOC Green. He don't
claim to be SO allgfred good-looking
and is not over-exacting. Any time
one goes around this popular dentists
office, Doc can be heard singing "Any
little girl that's a nice little girl is the
right little girl for me-
You girls who like the quiet, honey
kind of fellow should at once call Earle
u. Fleming. We offer along with him
a binding guarantee that he will be
just as advertised. He's slightly bald,
but that is caused by hard thinking
n not by age. Then there's Charlie
Rogers, a real merchant on old Broad
way, who, though not now spoken for,
may be at any time, and haste is urged.
You 1912 model girl, listen to this!
Heres a real value: Clarence Rey-
nolds, manager of the Ford interests
in this part of the world. Mere words.
won't begin to describe him.
He's a man without the blues,
And who never kills the booze;
A laugh as pure as an angels sigh;
A love as true as the sun on high.
It's a real shame to pull this one
on him, but poetry goes with him, and
as our regular private poet is away
this is the best that can be done for
him. Suffice it to say that none but
pure in heart will ever get him.
The only stipulation that M. ]. Full
lerton, with the L. c. Smith Type
writer Co., makes is that she must
not wear hobbies, bustles, harems MOI
sheaths." Fullerton has a laugh that
just naturally oozes through to the
soul of You; is just %, is really and
truly "on the carpet SO make haste.
The only ladies' man Yves got, ex-
.cept Ray Warner, is Ben Scott. He.
has some Of the most enhancing eyes
you girls have ever looked into and
has a disposition as sweet as the
honey and the ~honeycomb. He's an.
expert firemaker and a fine cook and
can give some of the SWEETEST little
parties you ever attended.
And Joe Fields-bless his old hearti
Just sweet SO and never kissed.
Though worth the price, he'd be hard
to catch, as he's been v~accinated.
To look at the face of Sec. G. p.
Slime of the commercial club is TO
want him. He wears an ingrown smile
that won't rub off. He's getting Just
a little bit old, but won't admit it;
has a dainty little curl over each tenn
pie that fits just the daintiest fingers
Only one little bald spot is showing
and plenty of the hirsuite stuff re-
mains to be pulled out if he does not
stay in the straight and narrow, but
this he'll do.
Perhaps you are an outdoor girl.
Yes? Well, here's hoping that you
meet Bronard, the coffee salesman.
who has just made the purchase of
a fine sixty-cylinder which il entirely
too roomy for himself alone. a nice,
quiet clean fellow.
DO you like auburn hair? Then
there iS PilIy nopnaTIov ITI. 1SzI-
denote plenty of rich red blood. His
bright, sparkling eyes, his dimpled
chin and altogether lively figure
make him of especial attraction.
Do you prefer the man of the
fragrant cigar? Then by all means
you should meet Davis, the insurance
man, for he uses only the best. Take
a friend along, for with him you'll
always find Jimmy Cane, another in
surance magnate, who's hardly a bach
elor as he's still young enough to be
easily led by the wife who takes him
early in charge. This pair are about
the right g and you can't miss them
for they're always wearing a smile.
And from this list the names of
Harry Carpenter and Add Leech can
not be omitted any more than can
those of Sam Stern andd w. p. Porter
field, that other wel-known pair. All
Of them eligible bachelors-everyone.
Add shows a tendency towards plump
ness, it is true, EN- bon point is shown
to good advantage by the cut of his
To be sure Port the drug
gist, displays traces of badness, but
he would wear a wig if asked to.
He's somewhere between 2S and As
years old and likes the comforts of
.omesticity, a glowing Preside with
kitten lying on the hearthstone. The
girl who gets him will be going some.
With such a list as this. even in
Seth Richardson and agricul-
turally-inclined Secretary Cooper, who
wants better farms, does not the av-
reader feel that there is some
evidently lacking about the girls Of
if they do not seize such a
wealth of opportunities. Wedding an
nouncements must be looked for in the
ten months, else the girls of
Fargo will certainly be considered be-
hind the times.i
TRAVELLER IN POLITICS.
Joe Purcell Becomes Candidate for
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