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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
DEPOSITORS TRY
TO WRECK A BANK

Chicago, April 5.11Several hundred
angry depositors threatened to wreck
a private bank owned by Frank Gug-
lielmi, on Blue Island avenue, today,
unless given their savings. The po-
lice prevented a riot. Guglielmi has
not been seen since Saturday, when
he left a clerk, john Oliver, in charge,
saying he was going to leave the city
a few days, as his wife was dying.
Oliver was unable TO open the vault in
which the books and money were
locked. Guglielmi is being sought BY
| the police.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
MISS MERCY VILIFIED,
DECLARES HER ATTORNEY

Chicago, April 5.-In his closing ad-
dress to the jury, Attorney Jennings,
for Miss Mercy, said: 'Mr. Walker
vilified the girl, charging her with flirt-
ing with you, gentlemen of the jury :.
You know the charge is untrue. All
we want is justice. Miss Mercy was
dismissed from the university to pre-
vent an investigation of the disappear
ance of her aigrets. She was wronged
by this powerful institution and is en-.
titled to damages"
A verdict may be returned today.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
DAWES LARGEST
SHERMAN DONOR
Former Currency Controller
Gives Cash to Help Defeat
Senator Cullom.
ROSENFIELO HELPS ALSO
Rock Islander, in Addition to Direct
ing Campaign, Contributes
$1,000 to Expense.
ROSENFIELD HELPS Also

Washington, April 5.-Charles G.
Dawes, former controller of the cur
rency, contributed s2,5OO of the $3.50
primary campaign funds of Lawrence
Y. Sherman, republican candidate for
United States senator against Sen
ator Cullom, of Illinois, according to a
report filed in the senate today.
Other contributors: Sherman, $2,-
900; w. A. Rosenfield, of Rock Island,
ILL.,, Sherman's campaign manager, ST.
900; James A. Patten, $500; K. l..
Ames, $500; Ebert Eads, $500; Milton
]. Foreman and "a Friend $3.50 each.
Waterloo, Iowa, April 5.-Senator
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Measure Passed by House
FavorabIy Reported to
the Senate.
ALL WORK IS COVERED
Republicans Except La Toilette
Sign Adverse Finding
,on Steel Bill.

Washington, April 5.-The
senate committee ordered a ia
vorable report on the bill lin
iting labor on government work
by private contractors to eight
hours. The bill already has
passed the house.
An adverse report on the
house steel revision bill, signed
by all republican members of
the finance committee, expect
La Toilette, was submitted to
the senate today. It is declar-
ed enactment of the bill would
reduce protection below the
margin of safety and tend to
destroy one of the most import
ant industries of the country.
TO REPEAL MINING LAW.
Under the provisions of bill intro
duced by Senator Smoot today the
"apex mining law" would be repealed.
If enacted. no locator would have the
right to follow any vein, ledge or other
deposit outside the limits of the sur
face boundary of his claim.
FOR VIGOROUS INQUIRY.
| A vigorous investigation of the so
called s'nroney trust and it's ramifica-
tions was forecast today when the
house adopted resolution empower
ing the judiciary committee to employ
every means of probing the situation.
| The resolution gives the committee
powers of a court.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Residents of Cairo, Board
Tugboats to Reach
Railroads.
ISADESOLATE PICTURE
Missouri Victims Found Cling
ing to Trees in Mad Rush
of the Rivers.

Reports this afternoon con-
tinue to point to the develop
ment of an even more serious
flood situation in the lower val
ley than existed at noon today.
The crest of the flood will not
be reached in the St. Louis
Memphis stretch of the Mississ-
ippi for a day or two and, even
in the event of continuous fair
weather, the immense volume
of water now pouring into the
Mississippi from its tributaries
threatens critically high stages
at lower river points. Needing
flood warnings along the lower
river thousands of refugees are
seeking the. highlands.
The death list in the flood
area today reached 18. A fam.
lily of five was drowned neal
Birdspoint, Mo. Two farmers
were reported drowned in the
same neighborhood and a log.
ger in eastern Kentucky lost hi!
life. The property damage to.
day is placed as high as ten mil
lion. There is acute suffering
in many places.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Saved AGED Masons from Fire.

Boone, Iowa, April 5.-Fire destroy
ed the Eastern Star Masonic home,
Iowa's home for aged Masons and
Eastern Stars, yesterday afternoon.
Sixteen residents were rescued with
difficulty and brought TO hospitals and
Masonic homes in this city. The home
was situated outside Boone and be-
by a spark from the chimney. The
loss was $4,000. Grand officers will
arrive today to take up plans for re-
building.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
ROOSEVELT NEAR
WRECK IN SOUTH

Clarksburg, W. Va, April s.
When the Roosevelt train stopped at
a water tank west of here last night
the engineer noticed loosened rails.
An investigation showed that one of
the driving wheels OF freight loco
motive had left the rail and gone
two miles on the ground outside the
rail. The wheel had slipped on the
head of the spikes. Roosevelt was
delayed two hours.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Kills Woman and Himself.

Detroit, April 5.-Miss Helen Mar
shall, an employe of Woodward ave
nue. shoe store. was shot and killed
last night by james Rasasco. VINO then
turned the weapon upon himself and
ended his own life. The shooting oc-
CURED on Woodward avenue, in full
view OF numerous pedestrians. Miss
Marshall came to Detroit about 10
months ago from Brantford, Ont.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Wealthy Men As Jurors.

New York, April 5.--A coroner's
jury Of wealthy prominent men,
headed by George W. Perkins, the fl
nancier, was selected today to sit at
an inquest into the death of J. Harry
Lavelle, who was shot and killed
March q by BENJAMIN Jackson, who
is charged with the shooting. The
jury includes George B. Cortelyou, a
former cabinet member.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
NEW W0RL DIS RECORD FOR
NIGHT TORPEDO FIRING

Pensacola, Fla, April 5.--A new
worlds record for night torpedo-firing
was made here last night by the Unit
ed States destroyers Trappe and Mon
aghan. Every torpedo sent from the
tubes of these vessels struck the bulls
eye target. The entire group of five
vessels made an average of 20 percent
of hits, which is above the average for
even daylight firing under favorable
conditions.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Denies KILLING Or. knabe.

Portsmouth, \. H., April Seth
Nichols merely imagined he murdered
DR.. Helen Knabe at Indianapolis last
October, according to his admission
yesterday He said he had been labor
ing under great mental strain, due to
the death of his wife. This accounted
for the confession" he had made.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Launch Torpedo Boat DESTROYER.

Philadelphia, April 5.-The United
States torpedo boat destroyer Jarvis
was launched yesterday from the yard
of the New York Shipbuilding COM
pany in Camden, n. ]. Its contract
calls for a speed of 291a knots an hour
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
FIDDLING BOB TAYLOR
AT REST IN KNOXVILLE

Knoxville, Tenn, April 5.-"Fid-
ding Bob, Senator Robert Love Tay-
lor, was buried in Old Gray cemetery
here today. Services were held in the
city's auditorium. Business was sus-
pended in Knoxville during the cere-
monies. Hundreds of persons made
long drives over the mountains in all
sorts of conveyances to come here for
the funeral
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
ROCK ISLAND ROAD IN
WAR ON THE LOAN SHARKS

Kansas City, Mo, April 5.-The
Rock Island railroad has officially de-
clared war upon loan sharks" In
stead of frowning upon an employee
who is in the grasp of money lenders.
the legal department has been given
instructions to use every effort to pro-
tect employees.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
CRAzED, SHOOTS
TWO; KILLS SELF

Chicago, April 5.-Morris Fischman,
believed crazed because of worry over
financial trouble, today shot and prob
ably fatally wounded his brother-in-
law, Alexander Striker, 80, shot and
wounded Mrs. Frances Ginter, As, pa
tron, and then killed himself in his
tailoring establishment on Milwaukee
avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Fire Wrecks University BuiIdinq.

Kansas City, Mo, April 5.-Ward
Hall. largest dormitory of Western
university, an industrial school for ne
groes at Quindaro, Kan, seven miles
northwest of here, was destroyed by
fire last night with loss of $5O,000
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Trains Runs Through Another.

Mason City, Iowa, April 5.-Passen-
ger train No. 80 on the Milwaukee
and St. Paul cut in two an extra
freight train on the Minneapolis and
St Louis yesterday, wrecking one en-
gine and derailing several cars. No
one was injured seriously.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
VICE PRESIDENT Ii is
SILL ALIVE, Is REPORT

Shanghai, China, April 5.-Dr. Sun,
ex-provisional president, will leave for
WI Chang tomorrow to visit Gen Ii
Yuen Heng. vice president of the re-
public. The despatch disposes of the
report from Tientsin yesterday stat
ing that General Ii Yuen has been
assassinated.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
pes Moines Carpenters Win.

Des Moines, April 5.-The strike of
900 union carpenters was ended last
night when the master builders agreed
to grant increase in wages of 5 cents
an hour.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Court Orders Bank SUE.

Terre Haute, Ind, April 81. c.
Kolsem, receiver of the American State
bank, was instructed by the court 10
bring suit against members OF the
board of directors for $3.50 alleged
to have been lost because of embezzle-
ment by President W. H. Taber and
through bad loans due to neglect of
duty by directors
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
POLICE FIRE
ON STRIKERS
Workers at Passaic Re-
fuse 10 Obey Order
to Disperse.
WOMEN AM ONG INJURED
Organizer Addresses Crowd and
Declares Against 0beying
Injunction.

Passaic, N J., April 5.-A fight be-
tween several hundred striking silk
mill operatives, including 100 women
and 40 deputy sheriffs and policemen,
occurred at Garside today.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
LOUISIANA SLAYER OF IL
TO BE TRIED NEXT WEEK

Lafayette, La, April 5.-The trial
OF Clementine Barnabet, the negress
who admits killing II members of her
race, in order, as she explains, that
they might gain immortality, Is to be-
gin here next week. The grand jury
found several indictments against her.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Arrested for 100000 Forqeries.

Bridgeport, Conn, April 5.-Stanley
Gienik was arrested here on a bench
warrant issued in New York city
charging him with forgery aggregating
more than 100000. Gienik gives his
age as %.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
ROBERT RAMSDEN LOSES
LIFE IN A BRICK PLANT

Aledo, Ill, April 5.-Robert Rams
den, aged 81, was killed by an earth
slide in the clay pit at the Burling
ton Brick company's plant, near this
city, yenterday.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Criminal Prosecution by
the Federal Government
is Now Proposed.
INVESTIGATION IS ON
Officials After Boards Doing
Business at Chicago and
Elgin.

Chicago, April 5.-Criminal prosecl-
ton by the federal government against
the Chicago butter and egg board and
the Elgin board Of trade was reported
today as the aim of the investigation
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
RennelI-EuIscher-

Harry Bennell and Miss May Full
scher were married at the court house
in Rock Island March % at p. m.
Judge r. w. Olmsted performed the
ceremony.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Governor Aycock FaIIs Dead.

Birmingham, April 5.-While speak
ing at local theatre last night, for
mer Governor Charles B. Aycock OF
North Carolina fell dead.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05

desperate fight can prevent the rising
flood from breaking through the levee.
Should the crevasse occur, the entire
st. Francis basin would be inundated.
Loss of life and property would be
great. An army of men is working day
and night to protect weak places. The
local militia company has been placed
on duty.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
vermllya Testimony All In.

Chicago, April 5.-Testimony in the
trial Of Mrs. Vermilya, charged with
the murder Of Richard Smith, ended
today. The closing argument of the
counsel has begun.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05

Washington.-The supreme court of
the United States took the Kentucky
case under advisement after long ar
guments. The case involves the valid
ity Of rates on distillery supplies from
Ohio river points to 16 inland cities.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Priest Drops Dead at Altar.

Cleveland, April 5.-Rev. Detmann
Boniface, II years old, dropped dead
of heart disease at the altar in the
Franciscan monastery during a ser
vice here yesterday.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05

Ames, Iowa, April 5.-Dr. Raymond
A Pearson, of New York, has accepted
the presidency of the Iowa State Col
lege of Agriculture.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05

Cummins today won the delegation to
the Chicago convention in the Third
district convention here on the 62nd
ballot Franklin county's delegation
went over to the progressive side,
breaking a deadlock.
The delegates, c. B. Santee and O.
H. Morton, announced themselves for
Cummins, first, last and all the time.
They are uninstructed.
SMITH DEFEATS SMITH.
Lacrosse, Wis, April 5.-August
Smith defeated August Smith for may
or of Vidoqua, Wis, Tuesday. The
official count was completed today.
Both Smiths are leading citizens of
the town, one a merchant and the
other principal of the high school. The
merchant, who was recorded as August
Smith, the elder, was chosen mayor
by 161 majority. The candidates are
not related.
LA TOILETTE IN NEBRASKA.
Plattsmouth, Neb., April 5.-La
Toilette arrived this morning on a
six-day tour of Nebraska. In a die.
tated statement he declared "a great
awakening for the restoration of the
government through the people them.
selves has come out of the middlewest
and has begun to take hold strongly
/ in the east"
TWO DELEGATIONS.
Detroit, April 5.-Two delega
tions will represent Wayne county a
the state convention at Bay Cit,
April IL. At the county convention
today the Taft men in regular con
vention elected a solid delegation
The Roosevelt men called a separat,
convention and took similar action.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05

St Louis.-The alumni of the Uni
versity of Michigan from the middle
vest will meet here April 81. An all
day program has been arranged.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
The Weather

Forecast Till p. NJ. Tomorrow, for
Rock Island. Davenport Moline,
and Vicinity.
Generally fair tonight and Satur-
day, cooler Saturday.
Temperature at a. m. SO. High
est yesterday 20, lowest last night 81.
Velocity of wind at a. N. 10
miles per hour.
Precipitation none.
Relative humidity at z p. N. so,
az a. m. 60.
Stage of water 10.S, a rise of 4
in last "a hours.
J. II. SHERIER, Local Forecaster.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
Peoria Prohibits Saloon Free Lunch.

Peoria, Ill, April 5.-Mayor f. n.
Woodruff yesterday signed the ordi-
nance prohibiting free lunches in city
saloons.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05

Cairo, H., April 5.-The drainage
district this morning presented a des-
olate scene. Lumber from the lum-
Der yards and here and there tops of
houses were seen floating about. Wa
ter went into the eastern part of the
district last night with a rush. The
big subway and the Cairo cross levees
stood firm against the angry rush of
waters in the drainage district. The
only rail connection Cairo has today
is by tug boat to Mound City 10 reach
the Big Four. The Illinois Central
tracks through the drainage district
went out with the flood last night.
The river has fallen One-tenth of a
foot in the last "a hours.
REPORT CAUSES PANIC.
Backing Of water from the Tenth
street drainage pump this morning
threw citizens into panic. The report
spread that the levee which holds the
Ohio river out of Cairo had broken at
Tenth street The report is untrue
The rumor the levee was broken
caused residents TO go to the second
story of the homes and buildings they
are in. Couriers reassured citizens no
break has occurred.
The levees. according to the men pa
trolling them, are firm and the city is
safe
SEVERAL ARE DROWNED.
William Lyon, wife and three chill
dren were drowned between Birds
Point and Wyatt. Mo. An overturned
boat belonging 10 J. :. Cary. a farm
er was found near Wyatt. Il is thought
Cary was drowned. Henry Baker. a
farmer. al Texas Bend, is reported
drowned.
WARNING PLANTERS.
Memphis. April 5.-New breaches
in the levee holding back the Missis-
sippi has added menace 10 the food
situation. Couriers are warning the
planters 70 move out OF the danger
path. From Golden Lake. so mile.
north OF Memphis, TO Hubert, Ark.
conditions today seem particularly
threatening. Star Landing. Ark, /.
in imminent danger. Launches wer,
sent out from Charleston. Mo, e
Birds Mill and Wyatt to rescue resi-
dents OF the two villages, who ar,
reported ciinging to house tops anC
trees.
HICKMAN TENTED CITY.
Hickman. Ky. April 5.-A pictur,
Of utter desolation is presented b!
this flooded town. whether it be tn,
view OF a tented city. which shelter
5000 homeless persons. or an appar
emily limitless waste of muddy wate
that stretches out before them. Tn
climax Of the catastrophe may com
any moment with the breaking of tn
Reel Foot leyee below here. Hun
dreds of men are trying to Strengthen
Il against erosions OF the tide, an
should It go out Unexpectedly it
feared many lives viii be lost. TIL
great river is already washing owe
the top of the leyee at many places
The authorities may ask for the mill
tia TO protect property. Refugee
continue TO arrive in great numbers.
Charlottesville, No, April 5.-Only
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
FALL AT ST. PAUL

Lacrosse, Wis, April 5.-The Mis-
sissippi fell tenth of a foot at st.
Paul the past "a hours, declined three
tenths of foot at La Crosse, and five
tenths at Dubuque, which indicates no
serious immediate danger of flood on
the upper river. The effect of the
present state of the upper river has
not, however, been fully felt at St
Louis, Cairo, Memphis and other
points in the flooded districts. At LIE
Claire, Iowa, today there was a rise of
four-tenths, at Rock Island four-tenths,
Keokuk, six-tenths and at Des Moines
rapids, two-tenths.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
ASTRONOMICAL EVENTS.

From noon today to noon tomorrow
Sun sets $40. rises 5:35. Evening
stars: Mercury. Mars, Saturn. Morn
ing stars: Venus. Jupiter. Good FRI
day.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
RISE WILL CONTINUE.

At all these points the river should
continue to rise several days longer,
while from a week TO two weeks the
flooded points further south will con-
tinue to feel the effect of the upper
river rise and the stage in the flooded
district will decline, if at all, only on
account of a decline in the stage in
the Mississippi tributaries, and not in
the main river.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
FOX is SUBsIDING.

St Charles, Ill, April 5.-Fox river
is subsiding. Danger of a serious flood
is believed passed. Twenty miles
north of here the river is filled with
ice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-05
SEVERAL ARE DROWNED.

William Lyon, wife and three chill
dren were drowned between Birds
Point and Wyatt. Mo. An overturned
boat belonging TO J. 5 Cary. a farm
or. was found near Wyatt. Il is thought
Cary was drowned. Henry Baker, a
farmer. al Texas Bend, is reported
drowned.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-10
The Disobedient Bow.

BY Edith V. Lynn. isS2 North Twenty
fourth. South Omaha, Blue side.
There was q boy named Kenneth. and
his mother was going to take him to
see his aunt. SO she dressed him al up
and told him he eoud 90 out and play
until II was time to go. hut she said he
should not get dirty. So he told her he
would not.
Then he went out and he met his play
mate. Bobhie. who asked Kenneth n he
would so down to the spring with him 70
get some water.
Kenneth said Yes"
So they both went down. and when
they got there they thought they would
play a little while in the water before
they went home. While they were play
Ing Kenneth got his clothes all wet and
dirty. Then he began TO cry. and Bobbie
asked him what was the matter. He said
he had got all wet and dirty aud he could
not go TO his annt's.
go they went homo and Kenneth's
mother gave him q spanking and put him
to bed. And they did not go 20 visit his
Arn, that day.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-10
What Became Of q Poor Girl.

BY Victor Elias. Aged Years. 1905 VIII
liam Street. Omaha. Red Side.
Once upon time there was a poor
little girl named Alice. She was very
poor little girl. Her father was dead
and her mother was old and very sick.
So one day rs she was sitting by her
poor old gray-haired mother she died
How little Alice did cry.
Alice had few cents. 90 she bought
as many flowers as she could for what
she had and went out to sell them.
she sold all but one. and could not sell
this. So she sat down and cried and
cried Soon lady came by and asked
her why she was crying. Alice told her
the story Of what happened and that she
was trying to get q few cents for bread.
The lady felt very sorry for poor
Alice, so she said. Come with me" So
she went. The lady took her to her home
and gave her bis dinner. She asked
her 10 she would not stay with her
Alice said she would and 80 she did. Eve
since Alice Is rich little girl and 10 hay
ins nice time
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-10

itch 90 Is 10 be almost unhesrzble At times.
In this war the sores would spread from one
place to another, back and forth over the
whole Of my upper LIP and chin. and at times
the whole lower part Of my face would be
solid sore This condition continued for four
or ave years. without getting Any better. and
in fact rot worse all the time. so much so that
ms wife became alarmed lest u prove fatal.
FINALLY decided TO try cutirura Rene
dies, which did. taking the Cutionrs Resolve
cut internally. applying the Cuteura ONT
ment 20 the sores. and using Che Csi;icurs Soap
fos q lshing. In very short time began to
nolice Improvements. and continued 10 use
the CuticurA Remedies until vifhin less than
. rear Nas well again. and have not had
recurrence Of the trouble since. which Is over
twenty years. have recommended Cuticura
Remedies TO Others ever since, and have great
faith In them Is remedies for skin diseases"
tsisned) A. @. Brandon, Atsorney-st-Lsv.
January ~, 1911.
outscura Soap and clticuru Ointment are
sold by dealers everywhere Liberal sample
of each mailed free. with as-p. book on skin
and scalp treatment. Address, "Cuticun."
DEBT. r, Boston. Tender-faced men should
shave via casieura Soap shaving Suck.