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Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
CYNICISMS.

After all it's the bread winner who
really takes the cake.
The man who is gaining\ ground
should never be dissatisfied with his
lot
The average girl has a good many
false alarms before she meets her
fate.
A fellow shouldn't sit in hammock
with a fat girl unless he knows the
ropes.
A man frequently pins his faith to
a star, only to discover that it is
FREELY.
The man who is as stubborn as a
mule always puts his best foot back
ward.
A burned child breads the fire, but
the moth and the flame still seem to
get together.
Many a man is more interested in
his family tree than in the preserva-
tion Of the forests.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
HOMEMADE PHILOSOPHY

Generally the towns that are not on
the map are on the bum.
The man who waits to laugh last
sometimes doesn't laugh at all.
Running into debt makes a man
sweat just as badly as any other run
Tell everybody there is a chance for
them to win, unless you want them to
fail.
Robinson Crusoe needed no court or
law-nobody wanted to rob him of his
landed possessions.
If it wasn't for injuring the shoddy
clothes business I would pray God to
clothe the poor in feathers.
Special privileges are contrary to
our national constitution. Those who
ask for them are preaching treason.
The man with more children than
ne can educate should be charged with
stufing the political field with ignOr'
ance.
If I go to heaven and do not get an
equal portion of the things given
away, I'll still imagine myself on
earth.
The poor play at politics and get
the joke on themselves-the rich work
at politics and get the profits for their
labor.
There is not a single soul 1 wish
to take advantage of, therefore I join
no organization which does not in
clude the whole race.
The time is coming when evange-
lists will preach every family into
home on earth, as a preliminary to
preaching them into heaven when they
die.
Stop painting the beauties of heav-
en-, and try to help establish some
thing nearly like it on earth, so the
people can see that such a dream is
possible.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
Syrup KuchIeln.

Melt two scant cupfuls lard and add
to it two cupfuls molasses, one tea
spoonful each of cloves and cinnamon,
one-half teaspoonful salt, a teaspoon
full soda dissolved in little hot water,
one well-beaten egg and sifted -four,
adding the flour little at time un-
til the dough is thick enough to roll
out Cut in fancy shapes and bake in
a moderate oven.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
Wants s2o.ooo For Kidney.

Placing a value of $4,000 on one o.
his kidneys, Bernard Rack has en-
tered suit against a Pittsburgh, Pa.
physician, charging that after an ope"
alton Rack, who had been injured
failed to &c well, and a second Oper
alton developed a cut running cross
wise on the kidney. The doctor i.
charged with treating the plaintiff inn
property.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
saItlnn the Almonds.

Beat two tablespoonfuls of butter
in a chafing dish, add one cupful of
blanched and dried almonds. Stir un-
til evenly colored. Drain and sprin-
kle with fine salt. To blanch the al
monds, drop them into cold water,
bring slowly to boiling point, then
strain and remove the brown skins.
Dry and use.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
conoressman and Reporter Fight.

Representative Thomas, Of Ken
lucky, and Joseph Amin, a reporter
engaged in a fight in a corridor o
the house office building in Washing
ton over a newspaper story which
Thomas declared was inaccurate and
misrepresented him. Annin's frien Is
separated the two men before much
damage was done.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
curried Rabbit.

Fry two cottontails a golden brown
IN olive oil; season with salt and add
to meat one chopped apple and small
onion; cover with boiling water;
sprinkle a teaspoon of curry powder
over top, covee tightly and simmer
three-quarters of an hour. Serve with
border of boiled rice. Wild pigeons
may be cooked in the same way.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
Ironing HandkerehIefs.

To make haudkerchiefs that have
been washed look like new put a very
thin starch in them after washing
Just a suspicion of starch-and after
they are dry, dampen slightly and let
lie for half an hour. Place them on
the ironing board with the embroid-
cred side down, if they are en-
broidered, and over them put an old
thin piece of muslin. Press with a
hot iron, fold and press-always un-
der the muslin. This keeps them from
getting yellow and makes them look
exactly like new.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07
DUCHESS OF CGaGaVCAT Ill
Wife Of canada's Governor General to
Be Operated On.


Be Operated On.
The Duchess of Connaught, wife Of
the governor general of Canada, King
George VS. uncle. is suffering with an
attack of appendicitis. in Quebec, Can,
and will nave to be taken to the Royal
Victoria hospital in Montreal by spe-
Cial train for an operation.
Dr. A. s. Garrow. a specialist, who
had been brought in haste from Mon
treal, reached Quebec and was driven
Immediately to the Citadel, accompan-
led by two nurses and two officers of
the dukes household.
The duchess was sleeping at the
time and the specialist did not see
her until after daylight. DR.. Garrow's
diagnosis confirmed the earlier fears
as to the nature of her royal high
ness illness.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07

Woman Dies at Age of 1o1 Years.
Miss Jerusha Warren Crosby is deld
in Chaplin, Conn, at the age of 10l
years. She was born at Lisbon, Conn
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07

Running into debt makes a man
sweat just as badly as any other run
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07

The man who waits to laugh last
sometimes doesn't laugh at all.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07

Generally the towns that are not on
the map are on the bum.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07

Tell everybody there is a chance for
them to win, unless you want them to
fail.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07

Robinson Crusoe needed no court or
law-nObody wanted to rob him of his
landed possessions.
Milford chronicle., 1912-06-07

If it wasn't for injuring the shoddy
clothes business I would pray God to
clothe the poor in feathers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
NOTICE OF SPECIAL sTocKHoLC-
ERS' MEETING
OF the American star MInlne Company

Or the American Star Mining Company
Notice is hereby given that a special
meeting OF the stocliholders OF American
star Mining company. a. corporation or
ganzed and existing uloer the laws OF
Office OF tho company, room 413 Dooly,
block. Salt Lake CITY, Utah, on the ith
day OF December. 1912, at tho hour OF
p. m. OF said day.
The purposes for which said meeting
Is 10 be held are as follows.
(a) To elect a board OF directors for
said corporation TO serve until the next
annual meeting of the stockholders and
until such time az their successors are
elected and qualified.
CO. To consider and rstlfy the acts
and proceedings OF the board OF directors
OF said corporation since last annual
StocEholderS' meeting.
Cc) To amend article VI OF the ar
ttcles OF incorporation OF said corpora
ton so as TO provide that meetings OF
the board OF directors OF said corporation
may be held for the transaction OF any
business or the corpora ton al such places
outside OF this state or elsewhere within
the state than at It's principal office, as
the directors may by resolution or by
laws provide.
This meeting Is called By the presiden;
Of this corporation pursuant 10 authority
vested In him by tho articles of incorpor-
alton.
Dated Salt Lake City. Utah. November
81. 1912,
4. N. HoLDAWAY. f,
President
liner Pett. Secretary. ls3717
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
POCATELLO COURT NEWS.
Several Citizens Compelled to Clean Up
by Sanitary Inspector
Special TO The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
POCATELLO. Ida, Nov, 2l,-Peter
Kollis pleaded guilty to conducting as an
unsanitary place the White Star cafe,
and paid $40 and promised to clean up.
Andrew Bend paid the same for deliver
cernable, Eugene Fernando paid a fine
OF $40 for being without fire escape
on his building. He promised to install
them Immediately.
J. Il Perkins has been summoned to
appear in the Justices court here on ac-
count OF an action brought against him
for conducting dirty and unsanitary
inspected and closed yesterday by deputy
sanitary inspectors from Boise. Perkins
pleaded not guilty and has employed an
attorney to defend him. He demands a
jury trial and will fight the case to the
finish,
Judge ]. NJ Stevens is hearing the
case against the county officers in re-
me city, of Pocatello;; Judge EudEe
@ taxpayer here. and called in Judge
Stevens OF Blackfoot to hear the case,
Some argument has been advanced on
both sides on a. demurrer filed by City
Attorney O'Malley against the general
nature Of the case, as it does not. make
Eta Pendry. aged II. and Adellnc
Hansen, aged Is. the two Pocatello girls
committed TO the reform school at st.
Anthony last week for incorrgibiity and
general misconduct, escaped yesterday
from that institution. 1t is said the two
maids escaped from an upstairs window
by the aid Of a rope made from torn up
as Il Is believed the girls are in Po-
a. tpl1o.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22

that tho state would givc all possible
aid in the plan.
The board ordered the resumption Of
work on the Piute project. looking to
the irrigation of $4,000 additional acres
OF land next season. The canal is 70
be strengthened and extended two
miles further through an unreclaimed
section.
Representatives Of the Oasis. Mel.
vile and Deseret projects applied for
permission to undertake the strength
ening Of tho Sewer river dam, point
ing out that by so doing another 50.-
600 acres could be put under water.
Owing TO certain legal issues involved,
the board delayed final action on the
requests.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
CONWAY ASHTON
TALKS TO BANKERS

Attorney e. Conway Ashton talked on
me subject OF "Contracts' before the
Salt Lake chapter OF the American Insii.
tutc Of Banking at it's meeting, at the
Gnmnnrrial club last evening. Mr.. Ash
ion divided his subject into a considcra~
lion OF warrantccs. expressed and I'M
Piled the passing. OF title, the statute OF
frauds and the sale OF goods
Al tho next meeting oi the chapter. TO
he held at the Commercial club Decem
her ., a debate Viii be the feature. the
o,,hIect will be: Resolved. That eff
,inDsy and personality are greater assets
to young men in the. banking business
than financial backing,
w Iss1I Frank Barnes and II. T. Steven
son. and the negative by John Boud Fred
Rirh and Clarence Tingey-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
STATE TO ASSIST IN
IRRIGATION PROJECT
Will Reclaim Sixty Thousand
Acres of Land in Uintaf
County.

State aid to project contemplating
the reclamation Of 10000 acres of
choice bench lands in Uiutah county,
near Myton, was pledged by the state
land board yesterday to the T. a.
Lott Carey Act Project company.
Representatives OF the company APP
peared before the board and explained
that the company proposes to spend
S5O0,000 for reservoir and canal sys"
tenn capable of supplying water to not
less than $4,000 acres. The board
passed upon the project as worthy
and desirable one, and while it did not
promise to purchase the company g
bonds at present, assurance was given
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22

A harmless cure for sick headache,
for biliousness, for sour, gassy, DIS
ordered stomach. for constipation, in
digestion, coated tongue, sallowness,
pimples-take delicious Syrup OF Figs.
For the cause of all these troubles lies
in a torpid liver and sluggish condi-
ton Of your thirty feet of bowels.
A teaspoonful Of Syrup of Figs TO-
light means all poisonous waste mat.
ter, the undigested, fermenting food
and sour bile, gently moved on and out
of your system by morning, without
gripping, nausea or weakness 1t means
q CHEEKY dav tomorrow-many bright
days thereafter.
please don Il think of gentle, effective
Syrup of Figs as q physic. Don Z think
you are drugging yourself, for luscious
figs. SIENNA and aromatics can not IN
iure anyone. :
This remarkable fruit preparation IS
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
namncrat Will Succeed.

BLACkFOOT. Ida, Nov. 2l.--Juoge j.
II. Anderson. who for two years has been
serving Bingham county as probate Judge
al the recent election. has resigned 10
accept q. more lucrative position at Van
couycr, 3. G, 1t is said that his resig
nation was made with the understanding
that the county commissioners appoint a
Republican in his place
The present board Of commissioners. be-
ing Democratic. will proba bly, repudiate
such promise, and appoint w. IL kest
r,er TO succeed Judge Anderson. This
Will give the county d Democrat in the
office unless Judge Anderson returns and
qualities for the new term.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
WOMEN ARE VICTIMS
OF SWINDLlNG GAME

a man whose name Is not known 10
the police ls reported to be swinoling
women residents of salt Lake by calling
al their homes and taking orders for flne
hose. linens and dress goods. and later
failing TO deliver the stock, according
ccntionalIy fine hosiery. dress goods and
linen and offers To take orders on them
AT a ridiculouslY low price. Getting an
order. he sells them shoddy. cheap goods
al a good price promisinE To deliver the
6ne goods later. In order 10 get the
bi-h-Cluss offerings at such low price
most Of the women lie calls upon buy
some Of the inferior goods, Then the
sal"sman falls TO make good by deliver
ing the order he takes for nne apparel.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
FORMER BOISE MAYOR
IS STATE EXECUTIVE
Governor-Elect John IA.
flalneS Has Held Only One
Other Office.
Special to The Tribune.

/ -F~Nio' W lHC 1llDInc.
BOISE, Ida, Nov. 21.-John NJ IIeines,
governor of idaho, has been a resi-
dene ot this state for twenty years. dur
Ing which period he has been closely
assoclated with the growth OF Boise and
southern Idaho. He was mayor OF Boise
one term, but has held no other political
office
/ Teal estate is the vocation he has fol-
| lowed almost exclusively since coming
TO the state. Accompanied by his pres
cnl business partners Walter T. Pierce
ana = w. Cox, he came from Missouri
10 idaho, These men opened tho first
real estate Office worthy OF the name ju
! Boise when this city was but a small.
Wide-open mining town. the froighting
Station into the Boise basin. They
merged their interests, which consisted
then of good Will. into the firm of w. L..
Pierce & Co, and attempted TO make n
hHlnS by selling real property that no
one appeared particularly anxious about
i.I B9t Mr Halnes and his associates
awake from It's Rip Van Wrinkle trance
and show signs of business activity. they
We're in on the ground floor,
The firm gradually gained footing,
conducting a growing business. until to-
day il IS in nourlshine condition. It's
members arc quite wealthy
In 1907 Mr.. Haines was elected mayor
OF Boise and was chief executive of the
city for two years. lie was defeated at
the next election by ]. T. Pence. a Dem
ocrat, but following Mr.. Pence's term
Mr.. Haincs was rendered the nomination
by the city convention for u second term,
and on the eve of the convention refused
to take IL owing to pressure brought TO
bear upon him by his business associates.
July 30, 1912. Mr. Haines was NOM
mated Republican candidate for COVER
nor, after a four cornered race of un-
usual interest In Idaho politics. Novcm-
ber he was elected governor over James
III. Hawley, Democrat and present chi ef
campaign on a business administration
plank and will be naugurated governor
with the opening OF the new year.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
IF HEADACHY, BILIOUS, CONST|PATED AND
NERVOUS TAKE DELICIOUS SYRUP Of F|GS"
Gently but thoroughly cleans and regulates your dsordered
inactive liver and 80 feet Of bowels without
gripping, + weakness.

q wonderful stomach, liver and bowel
cleanser, regulator and tonic, the safest
and most positive ever devised.
The day Of violent purgatives, such
as calomel, pills, salts and castor oil is
past. They were all wrong. You got
rehef, but at what a costl They acted
by flooding the bowels with fluids. but
these fluids were digestive juices. Syrup
OF Figs embody only harmless laxatives,
which act in a natural way. It does
what right food would do-what eating
lots of fruit and what plenty Of exer,
else will do for the liver, stomach and
bowels.
BE. sure you get the old reliable and
genuine. Ask your druggist for the full
name, sSyrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna," prepared by the California Fie
syrup company. Hand back, with scorn,
any Fig Syrup imitation recommended
as ''Just as good. - Advertisement. J
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
BOY PUTS GIANT CAP
IN STOVE; MANNED
Rendered Temporarily Blind
Brought to Salt Lake Hos
pital for Treatment.
Special TO The Tribune.

SUtCIdI 10 IUe lIIDWnc.
NEPHI, Nov. 21,-Harold Kendall. the
7-ycar-old son OF Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Kendall, met with q very serious and
painful accident Wednesday evening at
the Hawkins restaurant. He and a num-
Der OF his little companions found giant
powder caps and took them home. Not
knowing what they were or the danger
in using them. tho child put one of the
caps In the stove Wednesday evening
about o'clock IT exploded instantly.
Pieces flew into the little fellows face
and body. inflictinS a great many wounds
also blowing Oft the thumb and the first
two fingers OF his left hand.
Besides losing his fingers, he was rem
dercd blind temporarily. Mrs. Kendall
took her little son to a Salt Lake hos
pital this morning. where his eyes Will be
given special attention.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
"Tells the Whole Story

To say that F'oley's Honey and Tar
Compound is best for children and
grown persons and contains no opiates
tells only part Of the tale, The whole
story is that it is the best medicine
for coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis and
other affections Of the throat, chest
and lungs. Stops Ia grippe, coughs and
has a healing and soothing effect. Re
member the name, Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound, and accept no suestl'
tutes. Schramm.J ohnson, Drugs.
ChdvertgamnnD
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
h BROTHERS FOR
||HOOT|NC IN FIGHT
rel Results When Drivers
Wagons Refuse Right
of Way.
+, The Tribune.

hI to The Irlouile'
[oro Nov. 2l.-Sherif George T.
,,sn; 10 Salt Lake today in quest
.dss Nelson and brother, who are
4 IN connection with a shooting af-
4 peasant Grove about R week ago.
4 aid at the sherift's office that the
'r.I.ons shot several times at Charles
4 tow days ago, and threatened TO
/ tbs old man sooner or later. The
c-sw out o, a street collision at
~ Grove when the Nelson's I'm ono
and carlson In another. met in the
and neither would give way for the
IA psss, resulting in quarrel and
/ n The men are residents of Pleas
Essye. but the Nelson brothers LETT
4 afier the trouble and are believed
In salt Lake in hiding.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
Sentences Are Passed,

John Doe Chung, a Chinese. was
fined $50 by Judge j. M. Bowman yester-
day on a charge of Keeping a gambling
house, Sing Lee and Hop We, both Chi
nese were fined $50 each for gambling
Joe Mitchell was found guilty on a
charge OF petty larceny for the alleged
theft of an overcoat and sentenced to
sixty days in the city jail.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
DANIEL KING BURIED.
E7l Services for Aged Resident of
Spanish Fork Are Held.
10 The Tribune.

y TO The Tribune
M1sH FORK, Nov. 2i.-Funeral
<& we're held at the Fourth ward
o house at o'clock yesterday for
y King, who died November Is. of
lSe Counselor William Grogegug
RM The ward choir furnished
b A duet was sung by Mrs. Albert
- Ars. Swensen. The invocation
9pnnunced by Augustus Swensen.
|Eeakers were Bishop Marlnus Lar
|Albtrt Swensen, Cornelius S. Green
8rum Christensen. The benedic-
z1s Pronounced by David Williams,
Nny was born AT Madison, County
England. April 10. 1890. He came
-9hBh Fork in 1855. He is surviv ed
|[1teen children, sixty grandchildren
1efta at-grandchildren.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
eaovo MEN SEEK OFFICE.
Asprants Arc Out for State and
n government Jobs,
The Tribune

N 10 The Tribune.
6ro, Nov, 2f.-Besides the minor Of
Il be filled In Utah county, such
|,tcutyshlps and other appointive
4 Provo will furnish n number of
.pts for state and government jobs,
ID Wentz. present county surveyor
a county. Is or VIII be an applicant
a oiilce OF state engineer, and Don
IA secretary of the Republican
4 committee, is making a pull for a
|nhlp In the state engineers office
| 4 sid among the politicians here
/ |iCk E. kartchner, present county
+ & Utah county, is to try for a po-
\ IA the secretary OF states office.
Ia I. Judd, sheriff OF this county,
ding hard fight for the appoint
/ d juvenile judge OF the Fourth
q Hcber c. Hicks, who was also
q Of In connection with juvenile
kIp, has withdrawn from tho race
importing Judd.
4 q Wootten. q member OF the last
lure from this county, is also an
'aut for the Juvenile judgeship 1t
ten previously stated that W. G.
tsa, who was defeated In the last
[n for recorder. was after this job.
\ b Legislator WootteD instead j.
7ptten IS q resident of American
Ri ", C. Wootten is teaching
II Benjamin..
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
FIREMAN KILLED AT
SALT WELLS, WYOMING

TAWLINS. Wyo.. Nov. 2l.-fireman
X, NJ, skinner was scalded to death.
and Head Brakeman Stephenson and
Engineer Tbomse Loclridge were bad
" scalded When the boiler of engine
no. 27o, pulling q Union Pacific east,
bound train, exploded this morning at
salt Wells, east of Rock Springs. The
Injured men were taken to a hospital
at Rock Springs.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
VIII Exhibit Potatoes.
"a The Tribune

&cKFOOT. Ida. Nov. 21.-The
--fral club of Blackfoot, in coop
D With the commercial clubs Of
n and Aberdeen, shipped a car
g choice Idaho rural potatoes to
ND show to be opened Saturday
\ Coliseum at Chicago.
farmers donated the potatoes.
Gre. given free transportation by
6t Line. The management of the
mow will distribute tho potatoes
eaIihg the progress Of the show.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
Sues Land Company.
10 The Tribune.

70 The TrIbune.
5yO. Nov. 21.-Emerettc G. Smith
1menced suit in the Fourth District
hsls against the Morgan -Okelberry
san Sheep company and George T..
suenff OF Utah county. TO recover
.nn OF two building lots In Lehi
snd Tor damages IN the sum OF
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
Open Land TO Entry.

Notice has been posted by ". r. F.
Thompeon. registrar Of the local United
states land office: OF the opening 10
yai,o meridian, on December 81. The
snwnship is located adjacent TO the west
ar, boundary OF Kane county.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22

And In acoordance with law and an
order OF tho board of directors made on
the End day OF October. 1912. so many
necessary will be sold at the principal
office OF the company. No. 322 Atlas
block Salt Lake City. Utah. on the end
day OF December. 1912, at o'clock
p. ~. TO pay the delinquent assessment.
together with tho cost OF advertising and
expense of salo
F. r. HINTZD,
Secretary.
k1s9o
having been appropriated by sneak
thieves, Clark Young OF 305 First ave-
nue. complained OF the loss of the over
coat, whils John w. ilrkens of the Inn
perial hotel reported the loss of the suit
case.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-22
Mortgage Is Filed.

o7gage for $4,000 on the property
1orthcast corner OF Main and Fifth
Ieet from NJ. 3. Lichteustein and
.le, Ernestine Llchtenstein of San
'sseo, TO Lahela Lippman, was flied
ge county recorder yesterday morn
ane purpose Of the mortgage is not