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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

A young lady of ten was discussing
her future with her mother.
Yes, mommie." she said, 81 shall
get married and l shall have four chill
dren."
That will be nice!" commented the
mother.
mol" continued the young lady
after a minute or two of deep thought.
] might marry bachelor! saturday
Evening Post.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
HAVING Fun.

The brilliant wit of the Bar looked
at the moon-faced farm laborer and
winked at his friends and whispered.
Nov well have some fun"
"Have you been married." he be-
gan.
"Ye-e-es" stamnered the laborer.
"once"
Whom did you marry?"
"A w-w-woman, sir"
Come, my good man, of course 1t
was a woman. Did you ever hear of
any one marrying q MANI"
"Ye-e-es. sir: my sister did"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

The four-year-old had taken his re
proof in a gratifying spirit, had ad'
mitted his fault, and sued sweetly for
pardon. Encouraged by his receptive
attitude, his mother ventured to add
a few general ethical truths; but with
the first hint of transition from the
concrete to the abstract mild re
sentiment dawned in his eye.
Mother" he demanded, respectful
" but firmly, when is this con
versation going to stop!-Harper'
Bazaar.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

dren than the milk OF the COW The
amount OF milk yielded by the goat is
from one to two quarts when it first
comes in. The taste of the milk Of the
goat is indistinguishable from that of
the COW, only 1t is a little sweeter.
Goats afford great sport for children.
Lewiston Journal.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Auto Suggestion.

To show how unconsciously mans
business may be in his mind at all
times. took a financial operator to a
fancier's to select a dog. and what
kind Of dog do you think he asked
for at once?"
What kind?"
"A water dog Said he had heard
it was a good stock proposition"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Had Notlced II.

Mr. Ricilfello-Isn't Miss De Mure
pretty when she bushes?
Miss Beauties. 1 noticed It the
other day. 1t was the first time ever
saw her face color"
Indeed! What was she blushing
over?"
"Over a plate Of hot soup"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Omissions Of Histnrx

Gutenberg had invented printing.
How else" be said, could the
average congressman ever get his
speeches out of his system!"
For in the olden days the minutes
Of the meeting contained nothing but
the actual proceedings.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
A Quarter Century,

Before the public. Ove~ Five Million Free
Samples given away each year. The con
slant and increasing sales from samples
proves the genuine merit Of Aliens Foot :
Ease, the antiseptic powder to be shaken
into the shoes for Tired, Aching, Swollen
Tender feet. Sample free. Address, Allen
S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

To remove nicotine from the teeth.
disinfect the mouth and purify the
breath. after smoking, Paxtine is a
boon to all At druggists. 25c a box
or sent postpaid on receipt of price by
The Paxton Toilet Co, Boston, Mass.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Improyino Lettuce.

Some gardeners greatly improve
their lettuce, Swiss chard and spin
ach by growing them under a canopy
of cheese cloth, held about five feet
above the ground by stakes or light
frame.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

MOST BEAUTIFUL, BEST IMPROVED FARM
In this state; ia a. in Walworth Co., Wis. all
for breeding stock; be seen TO be appre.; will
sac; for partic. ad. PIERCE, Box $40 Chicago
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
A Root-Chopper.

serted firmly in the chopper and fast
ened with screws. The edges of the
chopper should be very sharp and the
blade should be strong enough not to
bend under vigorous chopping.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Stone Remover.

raked by moving the tool moderately,
and in handling vegetables-potatoes
ard small garden truck--it will re-
move the soil from them nicely. The
handle may be short or long. as one
prefers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

The man who says be would be will
ng to die for girl during the court
hip stunt may after marriage wish
se had.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
SAVING stens.

Gibson-But the house is over a
mile from the station, you admit.
Agent-Yes. but the rooms are so
small you will only have to walk the
baby eight feet from his little crib
Harper's Bazaar.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
No BLIGHT There.

First Editor see that there is a
chestnut tree hight.
Second Editor-Don't worry; we are
getting chestnuts by every mail.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
An Ananias.

&c. W. Smith says he loves 10 live
In the suburbs in winter"
"Humphl And the rascal was born
on Washington's birthday and named
after him, too."-Judge.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
DEVICE FOR RAKlNG STONES
Homemade Affair of Strong No. 9
Wire, Will Be Found Quite Con-
venient implement.

An implement that win be found
very handy about the farm is home
made affair, made of strong No. wire
In working stones, they are easily
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Cabbage Easy to start.

Cabbage is one of the easiest vege-
tables 20 start from seed and TO
transplant. and TO be made TO grow
in the garden or field.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Inc Situation.

What is the matter?
Bocker-The cook has divorced us
and wants alimony. -Harper's Bazaar.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Literal.

Did you take the fast train west?"
NO; / left that for the engineer to
baltimore American.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

Kill the Flies Now and Prevent
disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER will do It.
Kills thousands. Lasts al season. IS cents
zach at dealers or six sent prepaid for 81 90.
Il. SOMERS, $50 De KAIb Az, BrcckIyn, NY !.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
Murders II.

Hewitt-He never speaks correctly
Jewett-No; he is a regular slaugh-
ter house of the English language.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
The Runco Game.

You cant fool all the people all
the time"
You don't need to: if you can fool
half of the people some of the time
you can make a good living
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

When the nervous nan reaches the
top, he is apt to LOOK around for the
fire escapes.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

Don't make shipwreck Of your health when
course of Garfield Tea can cure you of
Indigestion.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
seething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain. cures winj collie, CSC bottle.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

A p4re, mild and potent laxative, Garfield
Tea All druggists.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

Didn't Want Him to Laugh.
Hewitt-You would make a donkey
laugh.
Jewett-Cut out your hilarity
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

No, Cordelia. the grass widow is
anything but green.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

On the road to success 1t isn't every
nan who knows when to change cars
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

If woman'e Judgment is bad she
trusts her intui' N.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14
:. Ell. WASH

"a EN-. WASH
n INGTON and
u h is stan
Numbered up,
through the broil-
ing summer heat,
to the stricken bat
tlefield Of M O n
mouth. News had
reached the COM
mander in chief
4Lo@ HE 4r,,cta0
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

A T E N-YEAR-
"a old English
- schoolboy in
1858 watch
ed a gorgeous pro-
cession of robed
judges march past
his fathers door.
He walked j n t o
the house with the
announcement that
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

Before retiring. a cup of Garfield Tea
For good digestion and continued good
health.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

Many man is kept busy during his
spare time in explaining things to his
wife.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

don't you want to see themf
Peep into other peoples new homes and get
the latest ideas for your 0zon decorating. Oui
book tells about the FREE Color Plans oui
expert designers will send you for any rooms
you wish to decorate. You viii be glad to
Lr,n,r. about
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-05-14

Tell your troubles. and your friends
will see to it that you have plenty to
tell.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

The Metropolitan Tunnel that
has its portal near the junction
of Trail and Clear Greeks is
now in a distance of $500 feet. 1t
will have to be driven some 600
feet in order to cut the Metropoli-
tan vein. The tunnel is draining
the shaft aud at present the sur
face of the water is approximately
225 feet below the collar. The
flow of water coming out Of the
tunnel would also indicate that it
is also draining other properties.
The work is being done under the
SUPPLEMENTARY of the veteran
mining man, Thomas Coppard.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03
600 oooooo oooo 90 oococo oooooo ooooooooo
Help the Reunion Committee by
Lis ing Your Rooms

> The is drawing apace when our people Will De
nish accommodations tor those who VIII attend
the Elk State going tax the city to its
limit to furnish the large crowd that will be here
therefore of the people to set aside such
rooms a. can be possibly This all the people and
simply the order Every room IN the city that
is available will be needed Mr. H. A. Elliott chairman of
the Hotel and committee 1t his desire
having spare report to him at the eares
possible date giving number of people that
The mails bringing III
acquisitions He wants to make assignments
possible and hence soclts the people to report
promptly drug Don't delay but do this {
at once. 1t matters whether have
10 spare report By unity of cooperation in this
libealy i'll p1cing rooms at his disposal the
crowd can be cared for and highest credit of
the CITY to visitors that they will away
pasne our hospitality List your and amount of
commoda ton YOU furnish early date The Re-
union will Sept. and 1f There about
thirty lodges and each will be represented by
large deleg ton Lodge will special tram be-
ginning IS people and band On its here 1t
pick members from various towns such as Grand
Junction Genwood and Intermediate points Pueblo Wasen
burg and Colorado Springs will form large nucleus for
other speca train accompanied by bands
Fort Collins Longmont will be largely represented and
Q will bring band Boulder From Cripple Greek
fifty will be here twenty OF them coming in automobiles
and the remainder by train Leadve Greeley Fort Morgan
Sterling other to mention Will turn
ont their grst of we'll met The number that
will come from beyond estimate conjecture.
The members will by automobiles we'll by
While there only thirty lodges there scarcely
town that has not members OF one OF these
lodges people thus form idea of the work that
nil; h. required to accommodate all these visitors
500 10000 oooo oooo GO 100000 % oo GO DOC
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Shipments from the lease on the
Gladstone by the Superior Leasing
company were made this week. Re-
turns from the sampler, showed the
values of carload lot to be 1872 ozs.
in gold, 6.1O ozs.' IN silver and 2.lO
percent in copper, making about $40.0o
per ton ore. The company will ship a
carload a week. 1t is also shipping on
an average of car of mill dirt every
other day that averages $500 per ton.
The ore is being taken from the lev
ell at depth of about rs feet. The
mill dirt shows signs Of becoming a
smelling grade and if so it is Of such a
large vein as to make it very profitable
Those interested in the proposition are
we'll pleased over the present showing.
The work is being done under the su-
peryision of F. w. Davis, one of the
company.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

The democratic county assem-
bly, met in this city last Saturday
and elected delegates to the sew
eral assem- blleS. 1t adjourned
to meet on Saturday, August the
10th to select the nominees for the
county ticket. The Georgetown
steam roller came down thor
oughly oiled and ballasted and did
its work in fine shape until the
orator from Empire. Frank Brady,
threw few handfuls of sand in
the journals when there was
creaking and grinding galore.
Hon. B. j. O'Conn ell presided
after Col. James Humphrey got
through getting the delegates
together aud Mr.. c. l.. Lamb
presided over the secretary's desk
Hon. w. S. Hobbs gave it cut
straight from the shoulder that
he was a candidate for the renom-
ination for County Judge and did
not stutter in doing so. The dele
gates consisted largely, in fact all
most unanimously of Office holders
and office seekers and it took a
pretty big political pie counter to
accommodate all the asprants at
one sitting The resolutions en-
dorsng the Hon. r. l. Regennitter
for the Judge of the district were
unanimously adopted.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Among the tourists who have visited
here none have been more highly
pleased nor had a better time than
Mrs, A. d. Gray and the six young Ia
dies whom she chaperoned. They ar
rived here from Topeka, Kansas about
the middle of June and left on Thursday
Of this week. For a month they oc-
cupied the Ben-Eynon cottage and
the past TITO weeks have been making
their home in the Evans cottage, both
up Soda Creek. The young ladies Of
the party were the Misses Gertrude
Gray, Dorothy Earl, Florence Bowman
Julia F. Brown, Catherine and Mar
euerire Dolan. It was with reluctance
that the party left for their home IS
the visit was one continued round OF
pleasure and sight seeing. In Mrs.
Gray they had most admirable and
care-taking chaperone. She is the
wife Of Mr.. A. D. Gray, cashier Of the
Atcheson. Topeka and Santa Fe rail-
road, She is . prominent writer Tor
papers. notably the Youths Compan-
ion. Outlook, and several daily papers.
While here she collected items relative
to the sights and scenes Of Idaho
Springs and its resources which will be
written for publication.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mr.. G. l.. Lamb, received a
letter from First Lieutenant VIM.
D. McCleave of the Fourth
United States Field Artillery in
forming him that he would be
here on the morning of the eighth
of August to select the camp site
for the artillery company which
will reach here during the same
day and to make all the necessary
arrangements for the accommo-
dation of the company during
their stay and maneuverlng here.
He also requested Mr.. Lamb to
make arrangements to furnish all
the necessary cord wood that will
be used during their encamp-
ment. The Fourth Field Artill-
cry is stationed at Fort ID. A.
Russell, Cheyenne, Wyoming and
this a practice march through the
m untans and return in the valley.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mr.. Edgar D. Payne, Secretary
treasurer and General Manager of
the Bride Mining and Milling
company was in the city on Tues
day to visit the property in the
Idaho Tunnel. The conditions
there are very satisfactory and
promise to bring big reward to
those interested. MI. Payne is
safe and conservative mining man
and every step taken in his min
ing enterprises are carefully
planned and diligently executed.
Every dollar is made to count
to its fullest value in the mine
| workings.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Hon. H. L. Roberts received a
message from his son Judge L.
NJ Roberts on Wednesday stat
ing that he had been nominated
for the Office of County Judge OF
Lewis county, Idaho, on the re-
publican ticket. He has been
serving a part of term by ap-
pointment and this endorsement
of his official work is very gratl-
fying to his friends here. 1t Is
hoped that another telegram Will
be received the day after election
giving the glad tidings of his sue
cessful election by big majority
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

One of the enthusiastic boosters
of Walsenburg, Mr.. Unfug, was
in the city on Friday to make ar
rangements for headquarters for
the delegation from that city to
the reunion, He says they Will
come in strong mum bers and the
people will find they are a jolly
lot of hosts.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mr.. Charles Burgess and wife
and Mr.. Archibald Rankin and
wife of Nashville, Kansas, arrived
in the city on Tuesday morning
and have been the guests OF Mr..
and Mrs. E. NJ. Moscript. They
own large farms adjoining Mr..
Moscript's fine ranch in that
part of the suntlower state and all
of them are favored with bum
per crop of small grain while the
eorn crop is promising big WELD
They have been joyously enter
tained by Mr.. Moscript.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Sol Nichols, the veteran ranch
man as we'll as veteran OF the
Civil War, is very much pleased
over his crop prospects. He is a
firm believer in "Dry Farming"
in a country where there is plenty
of rain and this is tn at country
this year.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mr.. Frank D. Mann, of Burling-
ton, Colorado, was in the city on
Wednesday. He is the Owner OF
Echo Lake. Several weeks ago
he placed SO. 900 trout fry in the
lake and on the occasion of his
present visit he increased this
number to ITO, 1000. He has had
representatives of the Fish Com
mission of the state up there so as
to get their advice in reference to
making this one of the best and
most attractive resorts for plea
sure and fishing in the state. Dur
ing the next two wears he will
make such Improvements around
Echo Lake as will make it a very
inviting place to spend a few
weeks. With cabins on its shores
in the fine timbers, with a road
made easv of travel and with fine
fishing, his ideas of a place O.
pleasure and rest are first class
aud time will prove that he has
reckoned we'll. Mr.. Mann is one
of the boosting citizens of his city
and when he comes in to this cour
tv to make a home we will add t.
our population a most desirable
resident. No prettier place fol
resort can be found than Ech'
Lake.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mr.. Geo. A. Hummer has been
in the city in consultation with
Dick Staley concerning the large
tonnage of fine ore that he is daily
and weekly shipping to the Com
bination Milling and Leasing
company's mill and he is pleased
over the results he is getting. He
has a lease on a block of ground
in the Capital mine.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Miss Hether Hill arrived home
last week from Las vegas
New M ,xico, where she mas oeen
.,erd,ne the past six months
,.;,h her sister Muriel, having a
most delightful visit and royalty
....,ta;ned. On her way home she
.tonn<sd at several places to visit
with.some friends.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Messrs. ]. w. B. Smith. Royal
R. Graham and w. E. Renshaw
left on Tuesday morning for the
political centers of the various
assem- blies. Mr.. Graham is the
member of the republican state
committee which met in Denver
on Tuesday. The congressional
convention is in session at Pueblo
to-day.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Miss Sadie Atkinson of Topeka
Kansas surprised her sister Mrs.
Will johnson on Monday by her
arrival in the city. She will re-
main here for a couple of weeks.
Recently Mrs. Johnson father
and older sister made an extensive
trip to Ireland.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Among the passengers for Den
y esterday morning were Mr.. A. A
Slower and son, Albert, Allie
Weinberger, John Larson and
daughter. Fred Colon, Joe Meyer
and Jerry Simpson. There was a
circus in Denver but further the
deponent sayeth not
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

In less than fourteen days from
the time the final proofs of death
were mailed to the supreme hive
the Ladies of the Maccabees of
the World paid over to James n.
Ogden $1,000, the amount of the
policy carried by Carrie A. Ogden.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mrs. T. NJ. Puderbaugh has had a
pleasant visit with her brother W. Z.
Kientz and wife They are taking an
extended trip in their automobile.
after doing Estes Park they will pro-
ceed in their machine to Mexico.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mrs, C. w. Rowe, OF Austin,
Texas. arrived in the city THUS
day evening and is the guest OF
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. L. Bush. Mr.
Rowe is one of the solid and big
planters of that state
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Night Marshall Vic Jaenson, and his
son Tuge went to Denver this morning.
The former returned this evening but
the latter will spend Sunday there
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mrs. w. j. Dermody and daugh
ter, Rnth, will be the guests OF
Mrs. j. L. Mallalieu during the
month. Mrs. Dermody resides in
Houston, Texas, and is sister of
Mrs. Malialieu.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

After spending nearly two
weeks in the city, Hon. J. P. A.
Black and wife left on Friday for
their home in Hastings, Nebraska,
They were wonderfully pleased
with their visit here and think
we have one of the best noun
tam resorts that can be found
anywhere. Mr.. Black is thorough
ly competent to pass an opinion
as he has travelled extensively not
only in this country but through
the European countries.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

The republican for the First
Judicial district met in Golden on
Tuesday. The names OF Judge
Charles Mccall of Golden and
Hon. VIM. c. Mathews of Cen
trail City were voted on to be sub
mitted to the primary election for
for the position of Judge and
those of J. W. B. Smith of this
city and Roy H. Blackman OF
Littleton for the position of Dis
trict Attorney for said dis
trict,
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-08-03

Mrs Fred D Wiley entertained a par
ty of 36 at her homo on Friday after
noon t six handed euchre The prizes
were won by Mesdarnes Sarah Plummer
Newt Pike and