The Hartford republican., 1912-02-09
". va, HUMORIST
HAS HIS SAY
Woman's Rights and the End Of
Mans Are Discussed
By Him.

Edihor Haddox, of the Coal R.rar
Republican, w. Va, thinks that the
following is worth reading and so do
we. So hpsne dit lis:
Here in the mountains of West
Virginia, we have long had glitter-
ing humorist and literary Light who
for some reason has always hid his
light under bushl of a country
newspaper.
This mans name is Ross Cavendish,
real or assumed, common labOrer
of the pick in the coal mines of Fay
ette county and who contributes now
and then ito the FayEfIte county naws-
papers, but who could have a lu
crafive position on any metropolitan
newspapers.
Tha following fine piece of h,rmor
by this wuIitor is taken from the Fay
ette Sum-. II
Over in England ssem to be hav-
ing the davil's own time with .hSsir
women folks. Thay want to vote,
blass you. Want to enter parIlia-
ment. Wan. to sit i'm the house of
lords and upon the British WOOL
sack.
"Batween the women, the socialists
and the spiritualisis, me Lord is haH-
ing a hell of thine.
1T seems to me as then,e lis ever
lastingly one damn thing or another
gnawing at our International vitals
In aruth, it doesn't require much of
a stne.ch of imigrtaion to obtain n
birds eye vdw of mans eterna
life.
AS the Apostle Paul has sa apply
remarked, When We would be good,
we can't Notwithstanding the fact
that the walking has becn bad, y,t
it e-ms TO ME that our women folks
have made pretty good dim IS.
1t appaars that DIT was only yrEl,er-
day or the day before that wCnan
clogged in fig laaves and bear skins,
in company with a member of the
Royal socisty of PshyEic Res arch,
laft the Gardan of Edfn, under cir
cunls.ano S of suspicious character.
To-day We find her cloahed i'm rlhe hob
Bile skirt of commerce, and fIoating |
level with the Alpine heights of
Thought.
I'm THE yaar,s gone man was dis
tdnsnished from woman by ~ his
brain. now only by his ,,,i,r,,.cb.,s ,ir, and
even this lime of d,n.,..aarcaafon bids
fair ITO b., wiped ou,.f f,n ,o,o '" ''
Il m-we fully Understood what the
exact meandns of w1man's nights
to alnd m,J / woke up om' morning
" a-iio liiyEelf inadvertently s,wad
w an bsd tick. 1t was ahen that
: ".ss made to observe man Through
.s big end of a hdlascope, and no.
lice the littleness OF his ways. Man
born of woman is of few days, but
they are sIure long onas.
lit dis said tina. socialism is making
hay right along rain or shfne, and
that spiritualism lis advancing, that
Christian Science is holding it's pwn,
also that the holy rollcrs nue holding
oMsr and over.
Verify theE,a hr,e THE tdmas THAT try
men's souls If the doors of one If
the Ca hol,c Nunntulias would Hwing ,
a little On tits hinges, be,ieve would ,
take the wow, / would rather be {
nun than nothing. 1t would ba much ;
more MANLY. OF course fallow ,
might gt inio the Salvation Army, :
bant Ghey eXpact uheir sp,dlsns TO fght .
the devil ON rolAed oas and Nlioh,g gam 4
breakfast food. Fo1d me on that kind =
OF food and a man might spit i'm my @
face unssemingly tobaooo juice of
high Finance, and would beg his par
don.
Flight THE dsvil, mo sir, hot ON Sail
va.'ion Army food. / joinsd ths Sad =
va1ion Army havanal yaans ago, and .
served till after dinnkr. | was ON
the firing line for two hours with a :,
trombone and bunch of Wdsley's :,
hymns but | Was swopp ID down upon ;,
by hlle en-my and was force.d TO ~ ;,
teat, with great loss of self reap.ct. :,
j joined the army as a pmvata, but ;,
In THE ra1roat, two hours aftorward, a
was at the had of my regiment.
"Of course l don't know what the
end OF man is no be. ALI know is,
that 1t is i'm sight" :
When her child is in danger a wo- o
man will risk her life to protect it. "
No great act of helpism on rsk of
life is necessary to protect a child
Irom Group. Give Chamba'lain's
Cough Remedy and all danger is avoit n
3d. For sale by all druggists. IN "
Cho 10 Ar~actad