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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3, 1912.
Now really did you write it correctly
the FIRST time.
Peace hath her gratis no less re
nowned than those of war
The water wagon is crowded.
Somebody is sure to fall Off.
Mr.. Taft will not hang up his stock
ing until the 18th Of June.
This is leap year. but. dear girls be
sure to look before you leap.
Hank. bark. the dogs do bark, the
Legislators are coming to town.
The trouble with the "holes in the
air. is that the aviators can't sec
them.
That peculiar noise you hear ap.
preaching is the water wagon-it is 6
little slow this time
Did you notice anything strangely
familiar today? The Maryland Legis-
laturc convened.
The conservation of the LaFollette
boom may prove one OF the most inter.
esting of Mr.. Pinchot's studies.
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"Never fear water in any form,
says a beauty writer. Still men have
been killed by a falling icicle.
Some people are now sticking a pin
in themselves for having made foo
resolutions. Serves them right. s
1t is hard to say who is the most
ready to admit his mistakes. Mr..
Taft, or the Chinese Emperor
Kindly observe that the essence OF
the wool tariff schedule is that ancient
formula, Heads. l win; tails YOU
loose
New York is such a large city tha
it is quite possible for Col. Roosevelt
and President Taft to be in town OF
the same day without meeting.
A statsican tells us that 536. COZ
workmen are killed or injured every
year IN this country. What was it
General Sherman said about war?
An expert writer says chat rich girls
make better wives than poor ones.
Perhaps that is the real reason why
they are in more demand.
Murder and Suicide Grow in Bati-
ore " is the double line heading in a
leading afternoon paper. and this is
the city that is bidding for the Demo
cratic National Convention.
a world-trotting goat with an insati
able appetite for cigarettes is visiting
Boston. We do not know of any better
use for cigarettes than to feed them to
the goat. But not the Navy goat.
The pursuit of the ideal if faithfully
followed is never fruitless. To be sure
the ideal may not be reached, but if il
be of lofty character he who tries to
reach it can not fail to be a better
man by reason of that ideal and of the
honest attempt That is made to gain it.
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a Chicago man offered her $50, 600 to
meet some nice friends of his and war
BILE few notes. Chicago's artistic
sense needs uplifting. The two are in
danger of forgetting that other things
than beef command extgavagant prices.
Another pretty American heiress is
to marry a foreign nobleman. This
shows our young American men are too
busy making money to think of other
things-that the real prizes. both in
beauty and millions are being carried
off by the leisure class so despised
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Don't give away your good resolu-
tions keep them. Don't make the
same mistake in 1912 that you made in
1911. The more you laugh in 1912 the
less occasion you will have for signing
in after years. Just consider that 1912
will be the last of your life and get all
the happiness possible out of il. Don't
lose your temper in 1912. You will
need i when the 1912 agents and other