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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

OF this honor, and possibly
because he deemed that suf-
iicient respect had not been
shown to one OF such noted
ancestry. he did not emil
CRATE to the United States.
However, before the inter.
view was closed. he deposit
ed with the American consul
certified genealogical chart
on which the following APP
pears;
Baron de Washington ia
a direct descendant Of the
ancient and honorable Wash
ington family OF England, the
earliest emigrant to Holland
being James Washington,
one Of the four brothers OF
Stuart sympat h ! . Q 3
Charles y. James came to
Holland In 1860, his two
brothers emigrated to Vir.
ginia, and the third brother
remained in England, where
he was serving as n divine
This remarkable bit OF
genealogical history gives the
earliest and most authentic
record OF the Dutch and Ger.
man Washingtons. OF which
there are many and OF whom
the church records abound In
entries OF marriages, births
and deaths. Further inyestl.
CATION brings to light the
fact that this earliest Dutch
emlgrRnt, James, was mar
rled In the English church
OF Rotterdam, all OF which
tends to corroborato that he
was OF English training
Baron do Washington was
born in 1888. and his brother
Max married the Duchess OF
Oldenburg and in this way
became connected with one
OF the Oldest sovereign fam
HES OF Europe. Tho House
OF Oldenburg is tho prime
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

OF hera.dlC invesiiga'
tlOn.
Later the estate
known rs Nessyngton
was spelled and en-.
tered officially as IVES
slngton, the proprlctors
assuming the same
name. Then Il was re-
corded as Washington,
aud a natural change Of
tho owners name In
accordance with that
Of his land followed.
The proprictors became
known as William,
John. Lawrence. Rob
ert and Nicholas De
washington. Finally
the hcraldlc shields
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

ed the statement as cor.
rect. The English poet
was misled by his foryld
fancy. for the Hcralds'
College at London, the
highest authority on
British hcraldry. writes
as follows: "A Washing
ton shield with stars and
stripes tpales) has never
been OF record" 1t
Is altogether probable
that 1'uppor, as well
as others. was deceived
by tho shape OF tho
"muilets These spurs,
as worn by the knights
Of old, we're round in
form, resembling mod,
ern cog-wheels some.
what, and their brIstIiag
points possibly suggest.
ed tho stars" OF which
Topper spoke.
Hundreds OF writer's
have also announced
that the crest on Gen
eral George Washing,
toms coast -of.arms is an
eagle, and that this fam.
lily emblem was the foun'
dalton OF the suggestion
that the eagle be the EN-.
blem of the American re,
public. While the crest
may appear like an
eagle, the facts are that
the heraldic grant Of
arms TO this Washing
ton branch present a ra'
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

colony OF Virginia was
his birthplace, but the true name
OF his male ancestors was not Wash
ington. This may seem n sweeping
statement In the light OF generally &C
cepted history, but careful research
has established beyond doubt that
the ancient founder OF the family from
which came the Father Of our Country
was named William De Hertburn. The
key to this apparent paradox lies In
the fact that In common with many
noblemen and monarchs OF Europe,
the first president possessed an estate
name and real, or family name, the
latter being known as tho paronymic.
or paternal name.
The frst Washingtons we're OF
French, and not English, origin. and
were numbered among the powerful
knights of tho northern portion OF
France. When tho Duke OF Normandy
conceived the ambition OF becoming
King OF England no called to his aid
the Catholics of France, and among
those who responded to his appeal was
an ancestor OF George Washington.
The duke gathered his soldiers about
him and announced that by right and
promise he deserved and intended to
Pbe the new King Of England. Hts spir-
tied address had the desired effect
and the knights and their yassals
thronged to the standard until there
was soon gathered under the leader.
ship OF William. Duke Of Normandy
the greatest army France had ever
mustered, ready for the field and
thlrsting for the glories Of conquest
Among the many banners thrown to
the breeze appeared the shield OF the
multi great.grandfather OF our own
George Washington, His name was
William de Hertburn. The 10000 fol
lowers OF the duke set sail In 5000
vessels OF war for the English coast
and landed without OPPOSITION, because
OF the English King Harold's conflic'
with the NorweElaus In another par
of his invaded domains On October
IA, 1866, the rival armies mot, and Of
the field OF Hastings took place one o.
tho most terrific battles IN the historl
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

preme. A decline In their
fortunes then appears to
have taken place, for IN
1920, the year the PHI
grims set sail for Amer.
lea, the Washingtons
were practically driven
from the Sulgrave estate
to TAKE up residence at
Brighton with minor ma.
nors and holdings. The
loss OF the hundreds OF
acres OF rich meadows
and harvest fields was
in n measure counter
acted by the marriage Of
"A Sir William Washing.
ton 20 a sister OF George
Vllliars, Duke Of Buck
ingham. This union
brought about new al.
liances and affiliations
which made Washing.
tons possible In Amer.
lea. and ultimately led
to the rearing Of George
Washington to be the
military leader OF the
colonies and eventually
our first chief executive.
This marriage brought
the Washington family
into direct domestic so.
cial and court relation
ship with the prominent
and powerful favorlte Of
the then reigning mon.
arch. and political cir
cumstance destined the
Washlngtons to espouse
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

ven Issuing from golden uuCHI
crown, the crest Of the family. Furth-
ermcse, Washington himself clearly
shows by correspondence with the
Herald's office at London that It was
not an eagle, and the letter Is dated
ten years after tho eagle had become
the emblem Of the republic June 90
1882. His letter was sent from Phil
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

The man who is doing good work is
writing his name on tho memory OF
the world. Stone monuments are only
seen by very few, no odds how high
they may DO built,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

descendant Of the James Washington
who landed in Holland In 1860. He
married a Bayarian lady and held q
certificate OF honorable discharge
showing tina; he had been leutenant
In the Bavarian army. To obtain
commission az officer in the Fedora
army was his wish, but because of the
inability of our consul to assure him
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

tho cause OF the king. rather than the
idol of the Gommons-Oliver Crom.
well. The Washingtons performed
heroic services for the king, but
when Cromwell proved victorious
and seized tho reins of govern
ment. they found England to be
no longer q safe dwelling place.
Prison sentences. exile and death was
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

and French pienN OF 10 "1' "A'F
per, and the modern spelling OF
N.a.shI.n-g-t-o prevailed.
Tho WashinEtons were very prom
inent in the military as well as the
civic phases OF English life. In the
days Of Henry VIII, when that mon
arch was in conflict with tho pope
Of Rome, Lawrence Washington sided
with the king, and the latter coniscat-
ed the monasterles, converts and
churches OF the Roman Catholic
church, giving TO this Washington tho
Sulgraye estate. whore for over n cen
tury the Washington family ruled su.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

Where all men are not allowed a
hand In making the laws that govern
them, they are slaves They must bow
to tho dictates OF other men and have
no redress.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

ruined towns. One hundred thousand
people died in this dehatable strip OF
land, and there, where active hostili-
ties ever reigned. the De Hertburns, or
WessynEtons. were stationed. This rec
ord Of the great family Is absolutely
authentic in every detail. having been
proved by minute research and per.
soual visits 70 the locality whore It's
members were lords OF The sofia
task which embraced fifteen years
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

well as an accurate recOTL
OF the biographical and her
aldic character OF the new
or French proprietors. And
in this last seemingly un'
necessary entry appears the
statement that the brave,
ever reliable knight, Sir
William DE Hertburn, for
military service to VIII.
lam |, be granted with feu-
dal rights and power tho ex'
tensive estate known as
Wessyngton. and henceforth
said Sir knight shall be
known as Sir William de
Washington; but he shall
still be a vsssal OF the Dish.
OF and his heraldic denom
inauon shall continue to be,
Arms: Argent, two bars
gules (red); in chief, three
mullets OF the second. Crest:
A raven with wings endorsed
proper, Issuing out OF a du'
cal corouet or tgold)
As n further demonstra-
ton OF the Importance Of the
De Hertburns, or "Wessyng-
TONS" history furnishes the
information that the estate
in question was under the
command OF the Bishop OF
Durham, and situated In a
locality exposed TO the at
tack Of the Scots Of northern
England. On this border
there was constant warfare,
and the king naturally select
ed the brayest and most
warlike Of hts adherents to
hold lands IN the disputed
district. For nine years this
country between Durham
and York was laid waste,
and for ten years II was
practically n desert, no man
having the courage TO at.
tempt cultivation Of the
blasted fields or inhablt the
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

branch Of tho Holsteln-Gottorp stock,
which has given emperors TO Russia
and Kings TO Denmark, and is prom
inoutly related TO the present King
Of England. George V. And Jacob
Washington Was first lieutenant Of
tho Dutch navy in 1915, this branch
being related to tho wealthy banking
firm, Cornelius l.. Keurenaur of The
Hague. Upwards OF seventy.Hye
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

been able to find which announces The
Washington shield blazoned with
stars and stripes, relates to q public
banquet at Baltimore. Maryland. in
1851, where tho ideas OF an English
poet Martin Tuppcr by name were
voiced, proclaiming that the Amer
lean flag, With It's hcraldlc notions.
was borrowed from the Washington
shield, which possessed stars and
stripes. Ever since this banquet
American authors and orators have
without further investigation, accept
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

It's easier to look wise than Il n
to deliver the goods.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

HE real name OF the
first president OF the
United States was not
Washington. His bap-
tism al name was
George, and he was
born February % In
the year 1882. The old
colony OF Virginia was
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-02-15

Nashingtons arc numbered
among the inhabitants OF Hol.
land and Bavaria Hence the
Washingtons, in the farthcst
genealogical tracings, hail
from France We next find
them IN England and then in
Holland and Bavaria.
Regarding the Washington.
ian coat of-arms some odd dis.
coyeries have also como to
light. Quito contrary to our
American belief the Washing
ton shield docs not contain
stars and stripes, notwith
standing that more than a
thousand books and as many
more published articles so pro
claim II The facts are that
the Washington shield con.
tains bars and rnullets (spurs
OF the knights boots The
earliest reference which / have
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Arizona republican., 1912-05-24
S225 Dresses S1.45
S1.5O Middy BIOuses 99C

Popular Middy Blouses made of "Hydegrade" Galatea, either all white or trimmed in contrasting colors.
Arizona republican., 1912-05-24
75C Waists 45C

Dozens of different styles, white and colors in chambray, madras. percale and lawn; including the favorite mannisl. shirts.
Arizona republican., 1912-05-24
S2.OO Dresses 95c

House Dresses that will claim you the very minute you see them-made of fine percale in novelty designs and contrastingly trimmed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10
Let Old Sol Do the Work.

Old Sol appeared from behind the
clouds yesterday in all his warmth
ard splendor. He was received witt
open arms by all of our citizens, ant
his visits was especially gratifying
by those persons who had been
counting on him TO relieve them of
the TASK Of removing snow from
their paYements. Old Sol was faith
full to the lazy citizens and in the
course OF q few hours he had chang
ed "the beautiful" into a mushy
md slippery substance, sometimes
npoet'cally referred to as slush
bile snow is not a stranger TO Cairo
re are citizens who are fright
luy opposed 10 removing 1t fror
heir sidewalks In fact, there are
~re citizens who would rathe
re through snow knee-dea PR
than get busy with the shovel az
. scraper That this cond.Don
~ new one is indicated by tn
act mat the city faLuers created
rdinance some years ago, requirip
ouseholders to clean their pave
.ents With TINS information ir
we take occasion 10 warn 20
even b lore Old Sol can cor
'ete the task Of cleaning your pave
Aent, tho Police Department migh
g remind d OF the old ordinanc
nd hale you before the poll,
magistrate. In this event, you nigh
De nned sum Of suMcieut proper
ions to Ike p sidewalks clean TO
years 10 come.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10
81 goo For Arab New Yer.

Twelve hundred dollars recently
was sent to Gibralter. by Lisber and
Co., TO the relatives of twenty five
Arabs Tho left their homes in Al
goria to take part in the production
Of The Garden oil Allah at the
Century Theatre New York. This Is
not Christmas Gift money but an APP
preparation for the celebration oil the
Mohammedan New Years fell on
December 49, The date fuctuatee
according to the coming of the new
moon
Ever since lhc,r arrival IN New
York the Arabs have beca giving a
weekly dole, out Of their pay enyc-
!opc4 to Sic Mohammed Abdussalar
to sw II the New Years fuad Mo-.
hammcdars Will settle all their debts
on the last day of the old year and
give one per cent OF al their
worldly possessions to the poor. The
visiting Arabs felt Chat they ought
TO give something to the poo~ men
they see in New York bus the priest
could not fcai any obligation to sue
cor Christians when these were SO
many princes Of wealth Of their own
faith here to help them New
Years was ushercd in by them on
the night Of December % with i'm
posing rites and ceremonies.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10

difficult TO know just when to pre-
pare for the ash man. The reck-
less manner in which the collectors
handle receptacles also should be
given attention. As a general rule,
the collector is not careful in his
method of emptying receptaeles Of
their contents, nor is lie too care
full I'm returning them TO their
proper places. As result the
householder sometimes finds his can
on the opposite side OF the street,
Clean streets are absolutely essen
tial TO the growth of any city and
with a few changes in the present
oarbaoe and ashes collection plan,
Coupled with hearty cooperation on
the part of the city officials and
citizens, there is no reason why
Cairo should not join the ranks Of
the "spotless towns 1t should not.
require the visit Of some distin-
guished parsonage. or a convention
TO inspire cleanliness, Cairo should
be clean at all times, not only for
the benefit of our daily visitors, bur
also for the health and comfort Of
citizens.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10

Would Seem to Recommend
Itself to All

A mother who has had great sue
cess in bringing up her little girls on
ae!f-heIp principles says that she mas
always found that playing at being
grown up encourages her children to
tie resourcetul and independent.
TO help them she gives her little
s.ris in their bedrooms miniature fur
niture. The chest of drawers are not
TOO high for the child to reach to the
topmost one, and the little one is
taught to put her clothes away neatly
in them and to play" over the
process.
The washatand is law enough to be
practical Instead OF uainteresting ana
darmingly high, inviting accidents
and causing nervous children not TO
l2e it for fear OF splitting the water,
aud the hanging wardrobe has hooks
that even the shortest Of the six-year.
old possessors can reach. Miniature
furniture OF this kind gives the child
4 sense Of responsibility in the most
delightful manner possible.
1t is essential that a child's bed.
room should be as light and airy as
possible, and II white cnameled suit
Of furniture be given TO .he little girl
OF fastidious tastes she will take a
pleasure in keeping it clean and
should be taught to dust her own lit.
tie belongings and thus to save others
trouble, and to lay the foundation for
future clever housewifery
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10

Q had in all the good hotels where
he fact elary was appreciated that, ii
the comfort and contcntment Of
travellers from the Occident were 10
be considered, coffee must>ba serve
OF always good. and to expect il
outside OF the -patronized hotels.
Even at that, however, the coffee is
There foreigners gather would mean
a disappointment.
"Saki is the great national drink
Of the japanese This is the dis
titled product OF one of the native
plants. and it forms a pretty stiff
drink for those uuaccustomed - It
Saki is served in all the 1earon1ns-
and not in barrooms, where dis
titled liquors in this country usually
arc obtained
Within the past decade the Japa-
nese nave been introduced to beer,
and a considerable amount Of
beverage is consumed annually. The
japanese, however, have not learned
the art Off brewing beer as we ur-
derstand it, but with their wonder.
full capacity to initiate whatever
their alien cousins do doubtless
Japanese brewers soon Will be hav-
ing the cream Of that trade in tn
Orient An unprecedented observer
viii admit that there is about rs
much drunkenness in Japan as
any other country. This is parto.'
larly true in the larg4 cities Not
much whisky is consumed in Japar
although gradually that spirit f.
making its way into the public
drinking places of the Mlkado's
Kingdom
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10
..-..--..a..
living With a Poet,

Signore Gabrielle dAnnunzio hav.
ng returned to Italy the visitors
t a certain little French resort are
epriyed OF his distinguished com.
any For two months they could
cast OF living in the same resort
the famous poet and playwright.
ONE OF them had ever the honor Of
haring the same hotel hotel which
ppreclaled the great master al his
ust value, aud therefore neglected
othing that contributed 10 his glory.
he servants had strict orders to
make no noise before noon. and all
work. was therefore prohibited TN mid.
lay The other guests rose and
'ressed in silence and then stole
oiselessly away to the sea or the
crest, where they were requested to
amain until the hour OF deieuner
Nbout twelve o'clock slgnor d'Annun.
10 would appear at his window, and
that was the sign that he had
eased to sleep, the normal routine
7as resumed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10
Maxim Of Eooks.

II the figures Of The Publishers
Weekly are 10 be takea at their tace
value. Germany leads all ether ma.
tons in The making OF books. Al tho
present rate OF potIioatien the aver
age Of books produced 70 every mil,
lion OF people stands as fellows in the
civilized countries CT the wor.c: Cor.
many. 354. France Sii. Switzerland
33s: Belgium, S31; Italy, 3oa; Sweden
800; Norway, 2G2 Great Britain, lio
Russia, s., United States 81 plt
S.. The seeming reelection upon II
country is removed by the taet thl
while America may rank low l. e.
parison with some other count
the production Of hooks. II OFT
thall when L comes e the read
them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10
A MIST.

A sightseeing visitor recently went
aboard a tramp steamer in San Fran.
cisco harbor, says the Argonaut. Not
ing that the deck hands were Chinese.
she approached one Of them and said
You no speak English the China
man looked bored and answered MOTH.
ing The woman continued. Me go
your country soon. Me learn speak
Chinese, teach little Chinese hoy and
girl. You sayyy missionary? The
hinaman looked al her a minute and
answered Madam, II you are NOT
more successful In mastering our Ian
Euaga than YOU appear to have been
With your own fear that your at
mt 10 enHghten our race will prove
thing but satisfactory Good after.
The Chiuaman sought the
side Of the ship and the woman
otivion She had been ad.
~E Vale g Ga e who was
NJ rss7sa lack TO China.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-10
New WALKING Hat,

There is "a walking hat with
voluminous crown that reminds one
Of the old hats Of Henry VII, ana
again they take on somewhat OF the
lines Of the Directory. The latter are
specially pleasing with Directoira
gown or coat; as both of these are in
favor. it is rather joyful to find a hat
that carries out the epoch.
Trials Of the Mctorist.
Jones--Have you noticed how your
health has improved since you have an
automobile?
Brown --Oh. yes, ! have-a fine appe-
lite now II I only could afford to eat.
Satire.