Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-12-14
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By Roy K. Moulton
DIR BEAUTY CREAM.

OUR BEAUTY CREAM.
Our new and celebrated Beauty
Cream is still receiving fine indorse-
lnents from some of tie best pc rle
Following are few that filter. d in
through our voluminous mail yester-
day:
Dear Sir: May heaven bless you.
ne Beauty Cream is such a success
that my husband stood OH the back
platform of the street car and PAID
my fare yesterday when | srliied at
him. He thought 1 was some strange
Edy.--Mrs. f. g."
Dear Sir: Your Beauty Cream is
certainly marvel. vas walking
down the street yesterday with my
1o-year. old daughte and vaudeville
man wanted us TO go ON and do a
sister act.-Mrs B. T. p"
Dear Sir: Since I have been u.s.
ing your Beauty Cream even my hus-
bands mother has been obliged to
admit that I am a good-looking
woman. That is nothing short Of r
rciracle.-Mrs. L. D."
FROM THE HICNEYVILLE CLARION.
Honesty may or may not be the
best policy, but a feller never has a
chance to find out in this man S
town. William Tibbitts now sells ice
cream sody water in his grocery
store. 1t is something brand new,
NJ aIf eClacg or II
the other day, don't think much Of it,
as 1t is most all wind and too hard to
Swaller.
T. Egbert Peavy expects job in
the theatrical business as leading
man with Doc Hanks Marsh Root
Patent Medicine Show, and T. Eg-
bert will probably be a matinee idol
and one of the brightest stars in the
ferment. He will be supported by
u capable company. His mother had
did 1t so far T. Egbert is disciple
OF Edwin Booth or Ballington Booth,
: don't recall which, and will do the
legitimate on parallel bars in the
n,aiA pshow and will double in brass
Iln. d juice harp in the orchester.
IL Teined here last Thursday. 1t
also rained Tuesday Saturday
Wednesdax; Monday and Friday. On
Sunday It cleared up for Ansei
Hodges funeral, and quite a pleasant
time was had.
Grandma Perkins still fingers on.
Guess she thinks we don't need that
type we haVe got tied up in the reso-
lutions Of respect passed by the
Ladies' Aid three weeks ago.
Deacon PTingle says all the excel
sior has disappeared out of his hoss
collars and he Gays it to rats, and we
guess he is right, for his daughter,
Miss Amy, has made several now
excelsior rats lately. Miss Lutte Bib
bins, our accomplished musicaner and
singer, wants her pa to let her take
technique. But old man Bibbins
says all the rest of the family have
always taken Hanks's Family Tea,
and what's good enough for the rest
of the family is good enough for her,
and he don't believe much in these
new-fangled medicines anyhow.
1t is an old saying that there is nc
fool like an old fool. Uncle Ezra
Harkins went down to The city on
the last excursion and was fooled by
a sllcker. Ezra was looking for
some bulbs TO plant in his garden,
\ Teller sold him an electric hult
and Ez brought it home and set it in
the garden out back of the house Tic
says he expects to raise an electric
light plant.
l,, fbn ianAGTG
five Of the olive branches have thf
uneasels, our mother-in-law has gol
tho jumpin' neuralgia, our society
editor is laid up with the appendi-
citis, our devil has the mumps, oui
pressman has the delirium tremens
and Ye Editor isn't feeling very vel
himself.