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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Will Freeman Hero.

VIII Freeman. n prominent and
successful business maj of MaXbass,
is in tn" city on business. He says
n" has escheWcd politics for business
ana finds his present occupation more
remunerative AS Well us less sleep
breaking.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Henry Ferris. Hadar. Net

Henry Ferris. Hadar. Nebr., is the
father OF ten children and for the
past 90 years has used Folev's Honey
and Tar Compound with the best of
results. He tells us: II think Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound is the best
cough medicine in the world for I
have used it for the past 20 wears
and a recommend it to anyone
needing a cough medicine" McGrath's
Pharmacy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Fixing Up Cemetery.

a force of men started work today
making the improvements in Calvary
cemetery. a large number of trees
will he set out. a hedge will be plant
cd and the walks and d~riveways
eicd.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Fred Lyon. travelling passenger
gen Of the Rock island, is spending
tho day in the city calling on his
friends and attending to business mat
tiers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Plans Trim to Europe.

j. l.. Rather was a business caller
in the city today from England. He
is as optimistic as the other farmers
OF the section and is planning Il trip
to Europe after harvesting this years
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

The -Adler-i-ka book. telling how
YOU can EASILY guard against APP
prndiritis, and how you can relieve
constipation or gas ON the stomach
INSTANTLY, is offered free this
Meck by JOhn IL. NOld.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

iT. : f.. I%1aityard was n speaker
~ ~''r"okst"n last evening. where he
concluded a series of meetings hein"
: III by tia" Methodists of that city.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Mrs. VIM. A. Allen. Chacon. New
Mexico. had SO severe a cough that
it nearly choked her to death. Mr..
Allen says: We tried many things
without helping her when by good
luck 7 got a bottle of Folev's Honey
md Tar Compound. 1t helped her
1T once and finally cured her. 1t is
he hest medicine we ever used" Nc
;rath's Pharmacy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
%l1vER !:!; fro" STICK
~ by "Stick ~ Himself
TUT: TUT: OH. HUSH.

We're blue. For several days there has been a
haze of limpid waters. ripping brooks, pond lilies,
ing over the desk. and now tina, the spell is on. the
Minnesota season opens. and through this haze of ans-
ler's dream We read With fearful eye. the following
from the pen of some joyful scribe on the Pioneer
Press:
brook trout are happy today. They will be seen with
an old tin can and a garden fork. digging for worms
in the back ward, or. With a stick and a sack. attempt
ing to catch some frogs for bait. Tho old na, ho,tomed
boat has been painted and will be launched in the lake
early this morning. Also the bamboo rod will be rig-
seo up Win us 'heh line with an old cork for a
"hobher." The season Tor all hook and hnc fishing.
except for bass. opens today. and pike. perch. crappies.
muscalong" and all of tho other lax" fish. except the
bass may he caught. Tho bass season will open May 90.
"A,tho"sh the small boy is not generally 'onvers-
ant with tho laws of the land, he will see his father
overhauling his tackle. and he is apt to go ou, and en-,
that willow pole he picked ont early in IN" spring and
Join in the sport. Cases of "hookey' are about due tn
begin. for with the fishing season open and the warm
weather coming on the banks of the small lakes and
America to cast out it's throw line"
Will someone please wipe our brow"
The telephone girls of Noun, tlrmen. Mich.
threaten to strike because the Instruments they arc
compelled to use are causing rorns TO form in their
ears. We have hoard of people getting corns from long
sittings in barber chairs. also heav heard of rorns form
ing nj noses constantly thrust into o,ber ncnulo.s b,si-
ness. but corns on the rars-of girls-is a new ,"par-
ture.
There is an old saving. Don't carry a Joke too far
,or No" may nave 10 carry ~ oa'k' "A rMo driver
known as "liunsrN" Hogan was put up as q Joke in Il
CHiEdEh ulSlTlFl INC won III 1efnoCfatlc CONGRESSIONAL
nomination by a majority of $4,000. Will they con-
tinue by eleCtinG HIM?
Grantland Rice in tho Pittsburgh Times. j. T..
Morgan WAS IS seasons old The other dav. but no one
has accused him vet of losing his speed. control. bat
ting eye and general ground covering ability. Not SO
as YOU could notice il.
y" Bricks. PCasr.-lnasn1lch AS tn" Forum is Civ
Ing bibles away With subscriptions, how would il be.
Kernel, To suggest a display line
BIBLES WITH ~APOCRYPHA?
"
Cut en- noWn.-Therc is trouble in Central high
school i'm Minneapolis because the lockers are too small
tor the big hats worn by the lassir ideals. MAY the
saints help tn" school board.
TWO mon We're arrested by Officer Brick i'm 81.
Paul. We attended an Irish reception ono after
noon whore eNerai Wer" met by the same agent.
Did anybody hang Il MaN basket on your door knob
last night" Huh?
Owing to their twirlins of curves back and forth.
which would h" q better term for Fill and Tel-fat-
terry or spattery"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Al Home.

Mrs. William Fender. who has been
a patient at St. Mtchaol'S hospital for
some time. has been removed to her
home in the GotAian block.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Warm supper.

Will he served by the ladies aid uf
the Zion Lutheran church i'll the
church pariors tomorrow evening be-
ginning at $50 y. m.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

LEROY ThAcktr. WatertoWn. :. Oak,
says: II suffered with rheumatism
for over s wears. and it seemed at
times would go crazy witt! pain.
Three bottles of Foley Kidney Pills
cured m; rheumatism and | gladly
recommend them" McGrath's Phar-
macy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
I;nuaIity of Opportunity.

Ii You want to cniny 'eqlality of
opportunity" in luNing. YOU MUST
watch tho ads. That's the price
of thHt kind OF equality.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Don't Want Roadhouse.

Local business men have taken ac-
ton to prevent the rebuilding Of the
structure on the outskirts of the city.
which was burned down a short time
age.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
COnditiOns Never Retter.

T. F.. Brill was a caller In the
city today from Fertile. He states
that while there is considerable plow-
Ing to re done. the conditions for a
record breaking crop were never bet
ter in the Red river valley.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

DR.. j. NJ. Gillette Of the university
left today for Bottineau where he will
,his evening address tins. Bottineau
County Teachers association conven-
ton.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Attended BROTHERS, FtuneraJ.

Mrs. F. .Arneson is spending the
day in Park River where she went
to attend the funeral of her brother.
Gus Weiberg, who succumbed on
Tuesday.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Tho preliminary defamation CON
tests in the eighth grades of the city
Will IL" held tomorrow afternoon.
The date "1 the final contest has no,
as yet been announced.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

For all kinds OF nursery goods call
SSo-@ y. W.. Jri-State. east 269L.
East Grand Forks Nursery, Oscar
Wick. Prop.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
v. y, : Nectjnu.

The Young Peoples society of the
First Lutheran church will meet this
evening in the church parlors. The
program includes "A piano solo by Miss
P%aulson. a vocal due by the Misses
Dahl and Thoreson. a reading by r..
Lilo. and a piano duet by Misses
Lang and Dahl.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Messenger Service.
For reliable messenger service call
1921 either phone.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
n You Want Information


About the f. NJ. +. ask the man
who runs one. Dakota Auto Co.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

We never could understand why a ianitor genera
lN sweeps tho dust against the wind, unless it was
he could enjoy the "romc-back."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

II is hardly probable" that tho ton million dollar
fro i'm the laHaars OF Damascus will reduce the supply
of oriental rugs. rs they make very good ones i'll Com
uecticut. now.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

The little French clock licked. but that was all.
Phil Thomas.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Phil Thomas.
Did lincoln say it?-ldncoln has figured not a lit
tie in this campaign, hu, it remains for the New York
World. as democratic as iconoclastic. to unear,h an en-
clama,ion of tho war president which seems entirely
Irrelevant to both him and the occasion. I'm 1860, ac-
cordins to This authority. Lincoln turned to a friend
and observed: Well. Mcclure. it is something to get
away With . convention two-thirds of which was
apains, nae" If. without mentioning date q T. names,
the question had been asked what president made use
of that expression, how many people v onld have said
il was Lincoln" Mighty few.
simply .AwfuI-"yos, pretty lady" said the dark
eyed gypsy. after she had rolched the hit of silver.
"a handsome young man is desperately in love With
Non. Y"n will have three children, Two boys and a girl
so SEQ in tn" cards"
Yes" said tho pretty lady, that's all right, hut
don't the cards have something to say about q we'd
ding y"
~crcssi,y.-ln view of the fac, that another very
successful failure has been added To his long list. would
it he unkind or even inapropos to suggest that our at
torney general be catalosnod i'm the herd book as
Necessity" Miller-inasmuch as "neccssitY knows no
law"
---
are NOW inhictins capital punishment by dynaui,ing
tho subject.
Thu puluth Herald opincs i, is a question which
cnrir"lcs COL. "atters"n's amiahle mouth With more
Wilson or Theodore Roosevelt.
Puck springs a bright idea thus'y: The traditional
fool and his money arc lucky ever To have got together
in the first place.
Wonder if there is any significance in the name of
the manager of the Chinese base ball team from Homo
lulu. which is Yap.
\ Boston Jokc.-Tn other words, IN" eggs gave off
the odor which all high school hoys known as "I12So4."
To he explicit. tho eggs We're rotten, despite the
euphemism nf the $titulo.
We never could understand why a jani'or general
lN sweeps tho dust against tn" wind, unless it was so
ne could enjoy the "romc-back."
II is hardly probable" that tho ton million dollar
fro i'm the hazHars nf Damascus will reduce the supply
of oriental rugs. rs they make Very good ones i'll Con-
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
SHORTEST STORY.
The krickendorfcrS.

The Observation-Disclosures.
All was quiet in the krickendortNr sitting room.
The little French clock licked, but that was all.
All" exclaimed MIR. Krickendortcr, rafting the
evening paper cxcitcdly. Here We have it. Nobby
spring suits AT Wanabcls. only s35."
That reminds me- remarked Mrs. krirkendorf-
cr' u SAW a lovely hat at Litaburgs TO-DAY, for $3.50.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Boston JOkc-In other words. TN" eggs gave ~
the ndor which all high school boys known as "II2So4.
To no explicit. tho eggs We're rotten. despite IN
ellphemism nf the Stitulc.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Did anybody hang a May haske, on Your door kr
last night? lIuhc
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

No Bricks. F1casr.-lnasrruch AS tn" Forum is Civ
Ing bibles away with subscriptions, how would il be.
Kernel, To sugses, a display line
BIBLES WITH A~POCRYPlIA?
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Cut en- DoWn.-Therc is trouble i'm Central high
school in Minneapolis because the lockers arc too small
Cor the big hats worn by the lassi. ideals. NAV the
saints help tn" school board.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Two mon We're arrested by officer Brick i'm 5
Paul. We attended an Irish reception" ono 3fic
noon whore seNera. Wer, met by the same agent.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Grantland Rice in tho PITTSBURGH Times: j. u.
Morgan WAS IS seasons old the other day. but no one
has accused him Nct of losing his speed. control, bat
ting eye and general ground covering ability. Not so
as You could notice il.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Wonder if there is any significance in the name o
the manager of the Chinese base ball team from Homo
lulu. which is YAp.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Owing to their twirlinc of curves back and forth.
which would h" q better term for Eill and TeI-hat-
terry or spattery"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Mi. krckcndorfer ratified tho paper again.
They advertise other spring suits 1T $l4.15." II
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

There is an old saying. Don't carry a Joke too far
for YOU may have to carry it back" A cab driver
known as "lfunGrN" Hogan WAS put up as a Joke in a
Chicago district and won the democratic congressional
nomination by a ma iority of $4,000. Will they con-
tinue by eleCtinE him?
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Puck springs a hrish. idea thusly: The traditional
fool and his money arc lucky ever tn have got tosethc
in the first place.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Thu Duluth Herald opincs it is a question whicl
cncir"lcS COL. NatterSon's amiahle mouth With NOR
Wilson or Theodore Roosevelt.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

Ncrcssity.-ln view of the fact that another very
successful failure has been added to his long list. would
it he unkind or even ina propos to suggest that our at
torneN general be cataloSncd i'm the herd book as
Necessity Miller inasmurh as "nercssity knows no
law"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

simply NwfmI.-"Nos. pretty lady" said tho dark
eyed gypsy, after she had l,onchcd the hit of silver.
"a handsome Young man is desperately in love with
vnu. Yon will have three children, Two boys and a girl,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

ONE can always find something new in Faris. They
are NOW inhirtins capital punishment by dynan1iting
tho subject.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-05-15
Dixon Makes Hot Reply.

WASHINGTON, May T. The Taft
and Roosevelt national headquarters
clashed today over the Maryland pri-
mary result. The word Gle" was
used freely by Senator Dixon, head
of the Roosevelt committee. Early in
the day, Taft headquarters put out q
statement on the Maryland results,
part of which was as follows:
"More than half of Roosevelt's
entire delegate vote came from the
city and county of Baltimore, where
1t Is stated the Rooosevelt managers
placed $40, 600 among their workers at
an early hour yesterday"
This statement vas duly delivered
in the Roosevelt headquarters about
noon, the rival organic ations having
ar amicable arrangement whereby
they exchange daily bulletins and
statements, Here ia Senator Dixon's
answer: EVERY one of these state
ments is q deliberate, willful lie.
Every man connected with their cir
cula is q deliberate liar. These
lies are created for the purpose and
the only purpose for which liars al
WAYS lie."
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-05-15
To Develop Northwest.

SEATTLE, May 8.-Seven governors
of northwestern states have issued q
joint proclamation calling a North
western Development congress to be
held in Seattle June 5 to 8. The re-
markable proclama alton was made pub
lie by Gov. NJ. G. Hay OF this state
aud for four days Seattle will be the
capital of the American northwest,
with seven governors and hundreds of
citizens in attendance at the confer
ence.
The conference ia to plan q cam
paign and suggest legislation which
will assist the northwestern states in
more rapid development and to stem
the tide of immigration to Canada.
The fact is set forth by the governors
in the proclamation when they say,
''not realizing the opportunities In
their W country, thousands of
people from the United States, with
hundreds of thousands of dollars in
wealth, have developed farms and
built new homes under q foreign fag."
States which expect to perfect an or
ganization to work for the American
Northwest are Minnesota, North Da.
kota, South Dakota, Montana, Idaho,
Washington and Oregon.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-05-15
Non Coal Land. No O27Oo0.
Notice For Publication.

United States Land Office at Great Falls, Mon
tana, May 3, 1912.
Notice is hereby given that
JAMES DkEklSG,
whose postofice address Is Helena, Montana, has
this Sd day of May, 1912. filed in this office his
application to telect under the provisions OF the
Act of July /, 1858, the following described land:
Beginning at q poi It which is the section corner
between sections Is and ~. township 20 north,
range IL east, and sections l3 and "a, township 70
north, range IL east, which is a granite stone
2Oxl2x6 inches, set Is inches in the ground and
surrounded by a mound of stone; thence north
two miles along the Square Butte Guide meri'
dian, which is the boundary line between town
ship 20 north, range IL east, and township 20
moth, range II east, to corner NO. l; thence west
one-half mile to corner No. 2; thence north one.
half mile to corner No. 8; thence east one-half
mile to corner No. 4; thence south one-half mile
to corner No. l, now known to be the SEA sec
ton l, township 20 north. range IL east, Montana
meridian, containing 1850 acres, unsurveyed
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
lands described, or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land, or for any
other reason, to the disposal to applicant, should
file their afidavits of protest In this office. on or
before the 18th day of June, 1912.
e. L. BARNES, Register.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-05-15
Non Coal Land. No. O27O5l.
Notice For Publication.

United States Land Office at Great Falle, Mon
tana, May 3, 1912.
Notice ie hereby given that
JAMES DEERING,
whose postof1ce address is Helena, Montana,
has this Sd day Of May. 1912, fled in this office
the Act Of July l, 1895, the following described
land: Beginning at the section corner between
sections IL and 10, township 20 north, range -
east. and sections 10 and "a, township 20 north.
inches, set Is inches In the ground and sur
rounded BY . mound of stone; thence north one
quarter mile, thence west three-quarters mile to
corner No. l.; thence north one.quarter mile to
corner No 2; thence west three-quarters mile to
corner No. g.; thence north one-half mile to cor
ner No. 1; thence west one:half mile to corner
No. 5; thence south one-half mile to corner No.
8; thence east one-quarter mile to corner No. I;
thence south one-quarter mile to corner No. 8;
thence east one mile to corner No. l, now known
to he ths sWh, section 10, ny SEA,
range II east, containing $40 acres. unsurveyed;
lands described, or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land, or for any
other reason, to the disposal to applicant, should
file their af1dsvits Of protest in this Office, on or
before the 18th day OF June, 1912.
E. L. BARNES, Register.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-05-15
Evidence Against Steel Trust.

NEW YORK, May L. The American
Steel and Wire company, n of the
biggest subsidi aries of the United
States Steel corporation, was a partner
to pool agreements with other manu-
facturers whereby prices on United
States government bids were fixed and
the business divided among the pool
members, according to the testimony
today ia the government suit to dis.
solve the corporation.
The testimony vas given by Samuel
J. Bailey of the Office of E. E. J ack-
son, 'supervisor" of the wire pools
whose members were indicted and fined
q year ago. Bailey remembered being
present at a meeting when 1t was
agreed that the Standard Horseshoe
company was to be paid $3.50, 900 a
month to keep idle its patent machine
for manufacturing horseshoes.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-05-15
Notice Of Contest.

~. United ad, States Lend Office at Lewistown, Mon
To Fred A. Hart. of Fort Benton, Montan a
You are hereby notified that
FRANK GERLACH, JR,
WIG gives Stockett, Montana, as his postoface
his duly corroboratsd application to contest and
secure tue cancellation of your homestead entry
sefia aJ No; eM9s7s, made April q, 1910, for lots Z,
lot ! and SEA NEA section 8. township q north,
san9e ~ east. Montana meridian, and 10 grounds
fof ms contest he alleges that residence has
no portion Of the said land has been cultivated
or improved; that the land is still in Its native
WIZ ana unlmproved state; and that said entry
nae oeen abandoned for more than six months
You are, therefore, further notified that the
said allegations will be taken by this Office ae
entry will be Cancelled hereunder without your
this Office Or on appeal, If you fall to die in this
p DaSiics xita,e Of t tSis Syot d,sys =. after ssox the Se, PouE eth
answer. under oaah, specifically meeting and re-
spending to these allegations of contest, or ii
you faii within that time 10 file In this office due
PROOF that you have served q copy of your answer
on the. said contestant either in person or by reg
Uttered mail. If this service is made by the de-
livery OF a copy. of your answer to the contestant
IN person, proof of such service must be either
the said contestant written acknowledgment of
nis receipt OF the copy, showing the date of it's
receipt, or the affidavit Of the person by whom
the delivery was made stating when and where
the copy was delivered; If made by registered
mail. proof of such service must consist of the
afhdavit OF the person BY, whom the copy was
mailed stating when and the postoflce to which
1t was mailed, and this affidavit must be accom-
panied by the poetmaster's receipt for the letter.
You should state IN your answer the nsme of
the postotlice to which you desire future notices
to be sent to you.
G. L. McKOIN. Register.
Date of first publication April q, 1879
Date of second publication May 4, 1919.
Date of third publication May II, 1912.
Date of fourth publication May IS, 1919.