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Cont Mfbetaling paa ct $4,000
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Di1trift i ct. Saul, 6D6 fr Ben
beie 8ro i Merbe6en al BEN oanife
Strife, oil leg mootage 2ano, 2ot=
ter eller en- lille 8a1tif til Ell &eroi
al $1,000, &e1ten paa maaneolig
Mfbetaling. @enpeno 0em til s,
q. Mleganber, 515 Court 8locf, ct.
Saul, Minn.
30. .. Mcalp, forben 8illetogent
Il ct. saul 9epot, iom forlpan6t
SEN Ste Sanuar ito1tleoen og li6en
far peret efterlpgt paa @rnno al en-
angiDelig ltnoerbalance al $4,000
/ bans &egnifaber, blep Sors6ag a11=
bolot i United 5tates 6i6elitp &
Guaranty @omponps &ontor / Min=
neapolis al Deteftip @lealon og
blep efter nogle Sinners Spbol6 |
6engllet / minneapolis bra9t till
boge til ct. SAUL.
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en- 17=oarig Dreng, bleb 6r9bt for
leoen often paa 2erington og Sc
minarp Mbes., ioet ban foripgte. at
fiere me6 en- 8ranopogn, iom fom
ira Ell @resbran6 paa 8ostaI Mbe.
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foripgte at hoppe op paa Si6erne
|af Granddaughter, men ingen al benz
iaa bnor6an l1lpften tilite6te 111ge
&et5enecfer. Sc bgrte ct Sfrig og
opoage6e, at ian laa paa @a6en.
Da oe naae6e fen til bom, bar ban
bp6.
So @nbstjeneiter, begee i Del
engelife Sprog, bill blipe afbol6t
@olgabo @irfen fgritfommen6e
Sgn6ag peo Sc iebpanlige Gi6er,
&l. 1890 Iorm. og &I. $50 Mften.
Ser bill bIibe &onfirmotion % Ml=
tergong / Sorbin6elie me6 Morgen=
guostieneiten. 6glgen0e &rogram
bill blibe f1lgt:
Hymn:-All Hail the Power of Je.
sus' Name. Invocation and Psalm
Hymn:-My faith looks up to Thee
| Scripture Reading. Hymn:-I sur.
render ALI. Sermon:-The Right
Choice. Announcements and Offer.
ing. Choir:-Give Of Your Best to the
| Master. Catechization Of Candidates.
Choir:-Saying Yes to Jesus. Con
! firmatiOn and Communion. Hymn
Blest be the Tie that Binds. Bene.
| diction.
st Mbiteri1m opflaret. Set blep
Sreoag @%ftermi66ag go0tgiort, at
bet Sig, iom blep funoet / @analen
obenfor Safe Nbalen, er at CHARLES
Danlepp, pelfien6t / ct. 8aul Tom
Gfpiperings= og @l9oesban0ler.
@ro6er at G.. S. DunleDp, SSn6eba-
Der at &otteforrening / ct. Saul
og Minneapolis, og Setter at Sobn
Dmnlebp, ti6ligere MeoIem al ct.
Saul 8aiebalI Club. Mon6en bar
jberet borte ii6en ti6Iig i OCTOBER,
% hons Gpripin0en blep nn1neI0t
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17be @faj oil &or6menoenes
Sangforening arrangere en- flor
Tolfefelt paa Mo5art Sail. st iiel=
sent og paftert Mumer oil piltnof
blipe set uleperoe" norife Stag, be-
itaaenoe al ca. 100 Barn. bi1ienoe
ST riomlingen meo ga, Ri elifer".
Secret ielp iamt u,Gapitol @itp Or
cbe1tro" pil un0erbol0e me0 Gang
og Muiif.
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st. PAUL.

est. Pam Nd1ande'' removed to Room
9O1 Court Block.
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M}aiur Matbprit p11 Hbilippiner

Nfaior @atborit pm &bilippincr=
ne. Muior 6. 6. Natborit al 8bi=
lippinerne anfom oen 90e Mpril til
ct. Hal1l ODER Gan 6rancisco og
er @inlt bos Der. og Mrs. 90. 81.
@ecfman, 1852 6orrineton Mpenue.
Maior Matborlt LOS Jig bperpe
iom Menig / &ompagni 80" al ct.
Saul og .reilte til &bilippinerne
me6 set 13oe &egiment be0 Sen
lpanlfe &rigs ll0bru0. Otter fin
Eienelte / set fripillige &egtme11t
ilutteoe ban Jig til &olitiforpiet og
bar abanceret burtig. Sans Milt=
%teritation er San 6er11on0o, Hro=
binien Ga Union, georore 2115o11.
uSeg tror life, at Ser nogenltn0e
/ &er6en bar bnret en- &oloni, iom1
bar giort %iaaoonne pi%or.noerlige
6remifri0t iom Milippinerne," it's
talte Mnior Notborlt til uYioneer
&reis". Ser er mango Mmerifa=
mere, iom tror, at Sc 6orenc0e Gta<
ter bbert Mar pier uo ltore 8enge=
hummer til 8erne, me6ens 6oftum
er, at Sen enelte 8epilgning berfra
for 9er11e goar til 2gnning al Sc
Sol6oter, iom gjgr Gjeneite Ser.
&enge til 9ernes 5orpoltning og
til Observation-Disclosures relies /
,Nbtlippinerne. 9ernes 811oget bar
THOR 21,00O,000 Eeios, omfring
$1O,50O,000.
IS Yropinlen Ga Union bar Ser
for 10 9lar iiben $50 Gleper / Go
ler11e, og mt er ser 10000 engellf=
talen6e 8grr. Ser er mango Silt
pinolprere, Der allie pirfer UNDER
bpibe 2ereres Spipn."
Mf Sc in6fp6te Gpejoere far Ma-
ior @atborit facet set beolte Sn0-
trDf. Ser er albrig Tbipl orn Sc
res EroTab, og Sc er finite 5oloa=
ter.
Maior &atborit bill legge &ejen
tilbage til Bbilippinerne ON 2o11=
oon og @tocfbolm, bpor ban pil
operbere Sc olpmpiife 2ege> og reiie
ODER Sen tronsiibiriife 8ane.
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We'd Kjpb e1ler Reparation At
Uhrc besgg den velkjendte Juve-
Ter Simon Nelson, 2o9 E. 9TH ST.,
st. Paul.
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Mnbre,p Stulpcitao, en- al ct.
@anls p%elfien0te Moromano, 0poe
Sirsoog Morgen al 2ungebetgn=
6elie og begrapeoes / Gorsoags ira
fit &iem, 406 Maple Street, bpor
&altor g.. &. &eque al Sen norif
'5pnooe bol0er 2igtalen.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1912-04-12

@mitap .. Dlipn blep i 9iitrifts-
retten tilfienot $500 Sfaoeserltot-
ming fra Senrp S. Sbeparo. ala-
gerert pooltoo, at cit 1ompraoiator,
iom ltoo paa @a0et, falot oper BAN,
ga ban fom forbt.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1912-04-12

9anif Gu. lntb. ct. etepbans Sit.
fe, &igrnet al Orleans og Steoens
9treet, @u6stieneite bber S6n6og
6ormi66og SCI. II. @gnoogsifole
4I. g. 81 81. Nsphnipn Hrp1t.
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Sobn &eterion, Ell Mrbeioer paa
10 @ar, tilitoo iforgaars, at ban
affpreoe Set Gfl10, iom ner bapoe
orebt &enrp @et5mann, en- Solo
nibanoler / 757 Misiisiippi Street,
Girsoog Morgen.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
UPPER BERTHS" FOR HOGS.
Method Of Housing Thorn That Has
Been Found to Produce Good ResuIts.

A number Of the most prominent hog
breeders of today are putting concrete
into their piggeries. In the minds of
many, however, concrete is objection
able as a flooring on account of it's be-
ing cold and damp, especially during
the winter months. Maple farm, in
Cook county, ILL.,, has overcome this OBJ
lection in a part Of one Of its houses
by means Of a novel plaza plan which
might be advantageouSly used by MANY
breeders.
One end Of the main piggery is used
for finishing pigs preparatory to ship
mcnt and is divided into pens. each ap-
p~r"Nimatcly ten feet square. On the
south side of each pen is II raised wood
en- platform or upper berth. with an in
rlined walk leading up to it from the
fioor level. This upper berth is about
three feet above the floor. is about four
fect wide and is made of heavy plank
ing. ON the sOuth and north sides.
with the exception Of where the run
way comes up. are ratings two feet
nigh to prevent the pigs from being
pushed through the windows or off the
platform to the floor below.
The pigs soon learn the use Of this
upper berth and enjoy themselves i'm
~lnensely on it. Lying up there during
the cold winter days, basking in the
sunlight which pours through the south
windows. they are comfort eXemplitied.
Country Gentleman.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Horse Notes.

For worms in colts try mixing ex-
siccated sulphate Of iron. sublimed sui
phur and powdered wormseed equally.
Give a heaping tablespoonful every
morning in a wheat bran mash for six
days in succession.
Lack Of exercise, with high feeling.
is the cause Of IS per cent of poor foal
cetters.' said DR.. G. W.. McCampbell.
assistant in animal hushandry at the
Kansas Agricultural college.
A good hoof ointment is composed Of
linseed oil. raw. one-fourth pound:
crude petroleum. o%ne-fourth pound:
neatsfoot oil. one-fourth pound; pine
tar. one-fourth pound. Mix. Apply
every night. Clean out hoof before ap-
plying.
Be careful about feeding horses in
clinod to hoaves too much hay or hay
that is dusty.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04

so called higher classes are de-
creasing. A young man even of
means has many things to deter
him from matrimony and many things
to Induce him to remain single.
housekeeping in style is expensive.
while there are magnificent clubhouses
i'll which a bachelor may spend his
leisure.
At a special gathering Of young la
dies the indisposition of eligible men to
marry was under discussion. Miss
Markham declared hat it was the fault
Of he girls that they did not use the
sex's privilege to snare the bachelors.
Nov. there's Guy Harrison,' she said.
Hes entirely eligible in every respect.
Hes president. vice president and di-
rector Of no end of companies, aud
everything he touches turns to money.
He's thlrty-1ive, well educated, refined
II intellectual. Why hasn't some girl
appropriated him: Men don't think Of
marrying, or if they do they consider
it in the remote future till they are
snaIed.'
Very WE'LL said Miss Boyd. a spin
ster Of thirty; "consider yourself ap-
pointed to snare Mr.. HARRISON"
THANK YOU for the honor conferred
upon me. but | am not inclined to do
all the work myself. l will, however.
join in a round robin with the others
present with a view to accomplishing
the purpose. Let us each write a leap
year letter to Mr.. Harrison proposing
marriage. This will arrest his attention
and force him either to choose one Of
us or appear ungallant."
"Bravo." shouted every girl present.
How delightful. Come; let us begin"
Letters We're written by five young
ladies, each one Of whom signed an as
S'1ned name to her epiStle. Miss Boyd
refralned on the ground that at her
age it would be highly improper to
offer herself. To this the others as
sented. She was surely passe. though
a very attractive woman. She wrote
Mr.. Harrison that she would be pleased
to have him send his reply to her and
call upon her for information nce
inc the writer's. Then all the letters
We're put into the postofice at one
time. that they might be received to-
sether. Miss Boyd promised as soon
as a reply was received to call the can
didates to her house to hear it read:
A week passed. and, not hearing from
their medium. the young ladies became
impatient. Then after consultation
they resolved to 80 to her house and
ask if a reply had not been received.
Miss BOYD received them. somewhat
embarrassed and with a faint color in
her cheeks. She admitted that she had
received a reply and handed it to Miss
Markham to read:
Dear Miss Boyd-1 heartily approve Of
the leap year plan adopted by certain
young ladies, but ~disapprove Of any lady
who was present Sinking her part In II.
l shall withhold my selection until ats
fed that every woman present at the time
the round robin was decided on has sent
in her proposal.
The girls all looked at each other.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Farmers Should Know
THE HUNDRED sUsHEL YIELD

There ire three elements in
crop production which can be
controlled to a large extent by
man-seed, soil fertility and cul-
tivatiOn. The sun and showers
cannot be controlled, but nature
usually does her part better
than man.
There r approximately $500
hills Of corn on an acr. if the
corn is planted three and one
half feet each way. SO two one
pound ears to the hill will make
100 bushels Of corn to the acre.
Just two moderate ears to the
hill.
The first essential to the 100
Dtshel yield is good seed. seed
that is in the habit of making
big yields. Then be certain Of
the terminating power. Buy
your seed on the cob unless YOU
hay, full confidence in the party
YOU + buying of.-Farm and
Fireside.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Good. Hard Cow Sense.

cows because YOU happen to read of
SOME II who has made a record Of
500 pounds Of butter fat in a single
year, If four'of Your cows are max
ing that amount YOU are doing we'll
under average farm conditions. The
Of butter fat in a year is n "hoarder"
and should be made into Hamburger"
for Il city brothers. It is not good
business to exchange $50 worth Of feed
for $40 worth of butter fat and throw
In q lot Of hard work for good meas
ure. -lowa Homestead.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
having exceptionally good feet for such
a heavy type of horse.

having exceptionally good feet for such
Il heavy type of horse.
These horses. which ORIGINATED at La
Ierche. France, have become one Of
the foremost breeds OF draft horses in
the world and are being used with
great success in all parts Of the Unit
ed States. particularly in the west.
where the requirements are for lar"a
and powerful horses. Other countries
are also extensive users of the Perche-
ron. and in France the annual horse
fair. at which the best stations and
mares are disposed of. attract breeders
from all parts of the globe. says the
New York Times,
TIL" Americans do not. as a rule. buy
tho expensive prize winning stock. hut
seek the lest for general breeding IT.
poses, while the prize winners are usu-
ally shipped to the Argentine. The
general price paid for the offerings at
the Paris horse sale by the American
buyer Is $4,000. and he invariably
makes his selections before the judg-
Ing Is done. buying the horses for
breeding purposes rather than for
their ability in the show ring. \ good
type ct Forrheron before the judging
will bring about $1,000, but if Success
ful in winning a prize could not be
bought for less than $1,000.
Every year this fair is attended by n
number Of American dealers of the
west who import the stations and
mares for the breeding Of the perche-
ron IN America. This is due to the fact
that the United States does not possess
sufficient good sireS. Even with all its
advantage in numbers and in close
breeding 1t is not casy in France to
obtain n surplus Of stations. as on an
average not one-third Of those produced
are considered good enough for the
stud. but are disposed OF for genera,
purposes. What are lacking in Amerjca
are size and bone. this weakness being
due to the multitude Of weak sires.
The American farmer and breeder
has not adhered to type. He breeds to
the Percheron and then crosses back TO
the road horse. while in France The
breeding is absolutely to type The
American impOrtatiOns from France
are weakest in the fact that the stall
lions imported heavily outnumhcr the
mares. and there is a great shortage
OF good mares in the country.
IT ts also stated of the American
mares that they are not producing the
number of foAlS which existed y few
years ago and that only one mare in
three produces Il colt. Experiments are
now being conducted with a large mum.
Der Of barren or semi barren mares in
the central states in an effort to ascer-
tain the reason of the failure to pro
du'e. The theory is germ infection.
and 1t is this failing TO produce. added
to the failure to breed from pure type.
which stimulates and srstains the CON
timed foreign importationS.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
OF Necessity.

There is a lot of humor, real hui
NOR, to be found on battletields," said
General Nelson \. Miles at q dinner.
Il remember the case Of a retreat
which was really a rout.
"1n this retreat the commanding gem
eral. as he galloped along like the
wind. turned to an aid. who was urg-
ing his horse to the limit. and asked:
Who are our rear guard"
THE aid. without the slightest hest
tation. replied:
"'Those who have the worst horses,
SIR Popular Magazine.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
HARVESTING BEANS.
This Is How a Massachusetts, Man
Brings In His Autumn Crop.

NsO's
Brings In His Autumn Crop.
In Massachusetts beans are raised in
large quantities. They put nitrogen
into the soil before the land goes back
to grass. and at 500 and So a bushel
beans are a profitable crop despite the
rather costly work of t%llrashinc in a
section where grain machinery is
, scarce.
Until lately We did not know how to
harvest beans to the best advantage .
Following the time honored method
described in Un"ie Sans bulletin on
this crop. we pulled the vines in Sep
TENDER when they were judged to be
ripe and stacked them round poles to
cure. If the weather was dry during
that process the results would be fair
~ good. If 1t happened to be wet or
musgy, however, the beans gathered
dampness and widowed, and many
We're spotted. Under these conditions
the crop is hard to pick over after
thraShing. and the rcturns are lower.
When beans are fairly clean we can
sell Il good many of them round home.
Instead of stacking the vines to cure
we now let them stand in the field un-
til they are dead ripe" Last fall
two inches Of snow lay on the crop in
the field before we had weather suit
able to bring it in. 1t was not hurt a
bit. however. When every sign of
green leaves has disappeared we go
into the field early some sunny Octo-
Der morning and pull beans as fast as
possible. putting them in piles. As
long as there is dew on the vines the
ripe beans will not shell and can be
handled quickly and roughly. About
10 o'clock in the morning the sun will
usually have so dried them out that
they begin to shell. and then we stop
pulling, The piles are forked up into
q tight wagon hauled to the barn and
thraShcl. Ey the time the fail strikes
them they ar in first class lhraShinc
condition and come OUT clean and
white Country Gentleman.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
The Surprising Outcome of
The Leap Year Round Robin
By MARY MARSHALL

, MISS BOYD proved equal to the occa-
sion. 1T is evidently a ruse," she
said, Ito gain time. To accommodate
you will take measures to bring him
to a decision by writing a proposal. It
Will be a mere form. MY identity will
be the only one he will know. He will
then plan for further delay by asking
for the names Of the others. But do
not despair: some Of you will bring
him down yet" This view Of the case
satisfied the candidates, and the young
ladies went away. All admitted that a
middle aged man would be sure to
choose, If at all. from among the young
est candidates.
Another week passed without word
from Miss Boyd. The young ladies',
growing impatient, vent again in a
body to her house. Again she received
them with embarrassment and this
time r fused to show a reply she had
received. Attacked front, TANKS and
rear, she at last yielded. The reply was
this:
Dear Miss Boyd--I return certain anon
ymous letters received by me recently,
none of which interests me. Your propo-
sltion will be considered and a reply sent
you later.
There was a blank stare on the faces
Of the candidates. Then Miss Boyd. re-
covering her equanimity, said:
Our plan has failed. It has been
evident from the first that Mr.. Harri-
son is sufficiently adroit to get out Of
the trap without appearing ungallant."
"Ungallant!.' cried one Of the girls.
els it gallant to say to a woman who
proposes that her reply will be sent
later, with a view not to sending it at
all:'
This remark gave the impression
held by the girls, and all took their
departure feeling that the plan had
miscarried. Indeed. each girl, though
her identity was unknown to the snub-
Der, felt that she had been snubbed.
A month passed, and the episode
was nearly forgotten. Occasionally
Miss Boyd would be asked If anything
more had come Of the matter, to which
she invariably replied:
you silly girl! Wasn't It plain to
| YOU that Mr.. Harrison was too smart
for you all:"
But n morning each Of the five re-
iected candidates rushed to the other
four, exclaiming. Have you seer it,"
Eyes. Isn't it shameful?"
Catch me again employing a woman
as a go-between in such an AFFAIR."
The occasion Of this comment was
an item in the society columns Of a
newspaper:
The engagement is announced Of Mr..
Guy D. Harrison to Miss Margaret Boyd.
You are all wrong" said a married
woman to Of the ex-candidates on
hearing the invidious remarks. MAR.
garet Boyd is only Twenty-Five. and
there has v been a time that she
couldn't get almost any bachelor in the
city she wanted"
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
FARMPERCHERONS
This 7 ype of Horse Is Well Liked
In America.
HIGH PRICES FOR STATIONS.
Good Specimens Will Command at
Least $4,000 Each at Annual French
Fair-Failure Of American Mares to

Statistics compiled by the Percheron
Society Of America show that 1926
high bred Percheron horses were i'm
ported into this country in 1910. The
P%ercheron blood is very valuable to
farmers Of the United States, and it is
asserted that the Percheron is the only
1000 pound horse that can trot like a
roadster. which qualities make it de-
slrahle Tor farm purposes. 1t is also
tractable, docile and easily broken.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Something to Work For,

INV friend. have you an object in
life|
"IInh|'
"Have you anything to work for"
You bet l have. Got a wife and five
children Herald.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Tho Method.

II see they are now manufacturing
asbestos shingles which will not burn"
said the teacher. "Well, l don't know
ab"ut their not burning" said the boy
ref1ectively. II guess it will depend
on how they are used."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Pillow For Beets In the Fall.

Table beets prefer Il good. friable
soil that is we'll drained. Light soil
produces early crops. although Il clay
loan will produce larger yields. Where
possible plow the land in the fall.
Beets are hardy and can be sown as
early as the land can he voraeu.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
SAVING the Seeds,

Leave some OF the biggest cucum-
beers for seed. When they are yellow
split them open and scrapc the inside
ont, seeds and all. Spread the pulp
out on Il tin and leave il until it dries
out: thel. YOU ran separate the seeds
nicely. The same way with tomato
scul.-Farm Journal.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
How Many June3

How Many Jues1
what did the people do on the ark
to pass the time. mamma"
"Why-why-oh, they dshed. dear"
"But, mamma, they had only two
worms."-St. Paul Pioneer Press,
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
First Aid to the Melancholy
An Awful End,

".Anl you are going to have the hero
and heroine Of your story live happily
forever atter:"
NO. just the opposite"
"Just the opposite: How so?"
I'm going to have them marry one
another. Houston Post.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
A Bad Debt.

The world owes me a living" shout
cd the eNcitable theorist.
"Wcll.' replied the serene citizen,
''you're alive. aren't you:'-Washins-
ton star.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Poor Kid.

Mother-The teacher complains you
have not had a correct lesson for a
month. Why is it?
Son-She always kisses me when I
get them right.-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Out of Luck.

Wife-And please remember. sir.
wasn't anxious to mary you. refus
ed you six times.
Iiub-ies. and then my luck gave
out.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04

The water power Of the United
States at present totals 6,0oO, 900 horse
power.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Cured Her.

Cured Her.
Zones grumbles that his wife can't
take a joke" THAT'S funny. seems to
me-" How so?" She took JONES'
Judge.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04
Don't Give Ice Water.

1t is much cheaper to warm water
for COWS with a tank heater than it is
to make the COW do this work.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-10-04

Obese P%arty-Id give anything to be
rs thin as you are.
Thin Friend-lou can get that way
for 81 a week.
b Party-How. pray?
Thin F'riend-N Move your trunk over
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