The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-30

sense. Suppose a man is sellin soap.
There is plenty OF frllers in town
which sells soap. and dis they are
paying rent and lisense. | believe the
other TELLER that comes here from
afar and will lee,e soon for the same
place had ought TO pay lisense.
1 We have got TO be careful not to
leeve lOOphOles in the law TO. Now,
there was teller come around 4
yeer or SO ago. and he was sellin
switches, and | guess he sold some
TO. Ii has got SO these days 1t Is
hard to tell when You look at 2
wOman's hair jest which is switch.
and this Teller, he sayed he was sellin
cheeper than anybody here becase he
didn't hat to pay lisense. and l ast
him how that come. and he sayed
he Jest carryed samples. If he car
ried the stuff with him. he would
have to pay lisense. l don't see any
sense in that. do you? Marthy don't
need no switch anyway, becase she
has got one made out of her own
hair which has come out In the last
ten years. but give her solem warm
in then that II she took notion to
buy the hair of some dead Chinee
she should buy it up to Miss Pattons
or MIR. Bates or some such place
a. that.
| am never one to put a straw IN
the way of progress at anytime. Still.
i, hain't nessessary to sell man
bC ok i'm order to save his sole, and
therefor am not in faver of maxim
any exceptions to the ginerel rule
O; charsin lisense to all them as
is selln anything. the same as we 40
10 the permanenet residents which Is
here all yeer and which pays lisense
and rent and faxes and all, and 40
Mates 10 the Woman's Club and be
! longs to the Rord of Trade and taxes
the paper. and etc. ! amt in iaVeI
of maxim eXecpsions in faver OF them
which lives here, however. Gather.
! would be stricter in maxim Il NAV
otay the law which lives here thar
c Otherwise. | have alters let the nam
n OF correcsion fall good deel hevie
9 on Robbie and Clara Louise than OF
Il the nabors' Children which will b
. gOin home pretty soon. SO. ! thlh'
c We had ought to- make our Ow
= preachers abide by the laws OF tn
}, town to. Take it now about cows
C They is a Ordnence that no COW
SHALL run around on the street. Ha
/. we ought to change 1t so as to le
y the COWS which lives here all zee
IL run on the streets? | say no, "
r. had ought to be stricter with thel
at which is here all yeer and the yet
~ after than with them which has Je
er strayed into town for a day or SO.
ne Agin, | am not In faver of bringl
IN ir two preachers to say who sha
or talk on the street. II the may
ed can't tell who had ought to be a
a lowed to talk on the street, may
by the COncil can. Seems to me tn
know as much about it as the preec
1t. ers who have got enough to do an
way without bein bothered over tn
&c Agin. l am alters to be found figf
no in on the side of the City and the
elf men which we have chose to rept
mt sent the City. Hevens knows
&C. amt payin our city offisials enOu
zee to allow us to keep cussin at thu
he for dom this and then cussin
int them the next day for not doin
e.. Even If a mayer or cOnsilm
he makes mistake, we had ought
too work with him in friendly spi
The at correctin it. have got confider
is ir men I have elected to offs in {
lily tC wn, otherwise I would not hs
are elected them And, will alters
ew found tryin to help everyone Of tn
II make a sucsess to the best Of
AN ability. II he fales, it can never
ext sayed it was becase Uncle Hell
ev- went back on him. I stand at
ody megedden, as the sayin Is and /
her alters be found battlin for my
,ol- Ter sitizens and my own town. Am
IL No more at present, becase l hi
. wrote enough.
Your Humble Servent,
UNCLE HENRY