The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-07-01
EVERYBODY KEEPS
IN GOOD HUMOR
People Do Not Seem to Care for
Little Perplexities at
Baltimore.
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Baltimore. June 3o.-Students of hu-
man nature at the convention have
found all they were looking for here
they have found it on every hand ana
IN every conceivable way In fact so
many elements OF the human kind have
hecn noticoo here that little is left TO
wonder at in this line.
Everybody Polite.
Under ordinary conditions when the
end seat hog" on street car makes
himself nuisance b. crossing n,s
legs ana quietly permitting Incoming
passengers 10 climb over him or find
Il seat the best way they can he comes
in for few friendly words OF advice:
Whcn the crowd steps on your toes or
When sudden shower brings up a
ram and an umbrella labs YOU IN the
IDS you tell the 1abber or the toe
stopper what YOU think about things
In general; when the ovrrworkod wait
or comes at last IN your direction with
I signs OF taking an order to appease
your appetite and some one else gets
ahead and is fed FIRST. the walter is
told something like this: Look here.
waiter l have been here now thirty
seven minutes and want my order
taken now If YOU are going To do il
az all today" But all that went here.
everybody has been in good hunor.
ana no one seemed to care for the lit
'!v perpleNities that come into the
every day life OF man and woman. \
crowd on the street cars did not mat
Ter. stepping ON toes was expected.
ana waiting for restaurant orders to
he nlled--well, il seemed a pleasure
for the other fellow to be served nrst.
showed Pity for Gore.
Towards daylight Friday morning
When the stars were going TO sleep
ana the bright sun was only an hour
away heralding the coming of anoth-
or exciting day many of tha conven-
non Kids were tried out when they
I Whent TO the speaker3' platform TO
add few words OF Endorsement for
1 some of the candidates being nominat-
Cd All night long there had been a
mood OF oratory. some good. some bad
ana some mixture of both. but II
remained for the early morning hours
10 DElns out what may be called the
convention "kids'-the fellows who
are new 10 such work and who want To-
go back home with the local papers
declaring they made zeal big speech
| az the convention. There was no lack
- these. They were there bv the
dozen waiting for the opportunity 10
speak II kindly audience would give
| 'nein chance. Some got started and
some did not. Few were able to say
more than word and the galleries did
the rest In storm Of wild shricks.
cat calls and indcscribable uproar they
invariably left the stand considerably
worse for wear But there was a no
ticeable distinction. When Senator
Gore, the blind man from Oklahoma.
took his stand on two occasions Fri
day he not only received the closest
attention. but received repeated calls
10 go on" He did not make any
brilliant points one way or the other.
or say anything Of particular interest.
hut the fact that he WAS blind called
out the real human side OF the big %.
ooo audience. and they gave him al
hearing better perhaps, than any 9th
or speaker got; during the whole con.
vcntion.
Women Better suckers Than ,ien.
Where are all the men gone asked
ne Of the eaelc-eyed press oorrespon-
dents just before day broke Friday
morning.
Just look up yonder. he said. SEQ
The women are there Just as wide
awake and fun Of life as they were
when the convention met. but where
are the mcn?"
DO YOU think that The men arc go
INK to sit In a hot stuny gallery all
hight without even a nib. when Baltl.
more IS running over with them" sug-
eested newspaper man number two.
We'll. hadn't thought of that"
said number one. but say. there are
lots of women here whose bubbles don't
tank up. how about that" No salts
factory answer was forthcoming. and
IL wac agreed that for downright
sticlStoitiveness the women arc ahead
OF the men.
How Tickets Were Secured
| All kinds OF schemes were rcsorted
70 IN order 10 gaia admission to tho
o"nv"nt'o" Ntea were wiling to do