Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

fkhA ANt DIX ENiRkGt
But we sufmise
He'll see his chance
TO advertise.
Houston Post.
THESE are the days when every
separate and individual breoxelat has
q Significance peculiarly its own
--fo-
PROVISION ought 10 be made to
admit some Of those Thaw case law
Sefs into the asylum.
o.
NOTHING was lacking Elbert
Hubbard was also az the Chicago
conventiou--in the press gallery.
o.
THE only way for the Kansas
city women 50 get even Is to smoke
too, also.
o.
THINK or the hilarity among the
wildebeeHies and the gemsboks IN
the African jungles.
@
1T HAS BEEN ascertained on good
authority that when Roosevelt was
a boy ne Insisted that all his boots
have brass toes ana red leather tops.
o.
MOST on us wouldn't care to IiR-
ten TO tfe report OF any dictagraph
thss might have had hidden IN the
CoIonel's rsom.
O.
THE HEN DAVIS strawberry IL
said 60 be- on the eastern markets.
JEFF Davis lemons are sttii produced
in Arkansaw.
SANTA FE regards tho reports OF
the national conventions with chcsty
indifference. Doesn't the legislature
meet again IN january?
D
BoRAH may be the man who put
the y" In Idaho, bat Theodore
Is the man who put the ~. s." In the
name Of this glorious country Of ours,
%
VIE PAUSE 20 state that beside
some Of those Chicago liars Or. Cook
looks like the original apostle o.
veracity.
o.
ANY JUNK dealers looking for
bargains should call around and get
prices ON Discarded presidential light
ning rods.
AND II they do elect a Democrat
we are confronted with the horrify-
Ing prospect OF having two live vice
presidents running around loose at
the Ae-sa time.
90
THE FTLIpTNOs viii be too dis
couraged 10 try any more warfare
when the delegates get back 10 the
islands and tell them about what
happened ia Chicago.
--ck--
FROM THE FACT that Lillian
Rusaclhs f'beauty secrets continue
TO appear 81 the newspapers. we In
fer that the fair bride intends 10
eabn her own spending money.
90
THAT EXTREMELY business-ilke
and determined AIR OF Messra. sellers
and stortz ~ sufficient warning to
ms prospeel TO make him cough up
for the fair and do u cheerfully.
%
NEW HATS and nice summer trips
are cOufid@ntiy ana eagerly expected
BY the wives ~ All unlnstructed dele.
gates when they return 90 tire bosom
Of their conatituenss, as II were.
10
1T WAS NOT 80 bad We are In
formed that you could get a very fair
breakfast IN Chieago for nine dollars
and the price "a baltimore Is said
90 be even lower
B.
THE BUSY season Is rapidly app
preaching when the called Jade will
Vince. skunNs viii be skinned and
other Journalistic political amenities
viii be lndulged in,
o.
Not tooth WAS broke,
Not an Cyo-NlaEs cracked
As the Colonel, az ArmageddOn.
Rallied his Rough
Riders tough,
With their larlats and beddln'.
o.
Rat MASTERsON is another
nvcnsing angel who has Joined the
forces Of the Colonel at Armagcddon.
and the Houston Post Is 81 the opin-
ION that Bat has done s0Isie tail old
battling for the Lord during his ca-
reer
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TWO aliigators that escaped from
an Fast g. Louis roo have returned
home Ia somewhat bedraFgled
state. IL they got into the Misslssip-
pi u ~ wonder they ever found
thcir way out
Teething babies always have n hard
time of Il when this procesa occurs
Ga hot weather. They NOT only have
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