El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-22
: ABACHELOR'S DIARY
They Have a Spat and He Is Really Angry.
By MAX

| over, sat beside me, and the madden I
got, the more she smiled.
I felt, when I mad completely ex-
hausted myself, that had made a fool
Of myself and that she was positively
enjoying it, and that made me still
madden.
You viii take your choice right
now. I said, in a white heat ct is
either than man or me. I won't have
you playing fast and loose with me
any longer"
Then she got mad.
Il viii take Dribbles." she said, look
ing at me with the coolest glitter in
( her eyes He, at least IS a gentle
man"
Great heavens. to have any one say
that to me- I Just gasped- If she
had been a man, I believe I might
have chOked her
But L just gripped the sides Of my
couch hard, and said Very we'll"
Then I rang the bell for Forbes, and
when he came I said, as calmly as If
this scene had been an everyday oc-
currence, Please call a carriage for
Miss Wright. and put her in it."
I turned my face to the wall then
and refused to look at her though she
! remained there at least 10 minutes
waiting for the carriage to come.
Just before Forbes came back. I felt
her hand stealing in mine and in an
other minute her arms were around nv
neck But I refused to pay any heed,
and though she kissed me and called
me precious, Jealous old goose I
never opened my eyes, or let her know
that I heard her.
Couldn't Forgive.
I couldn't forgive her, Diary. If she
had cared for me, she would have been
with me, instead Of driving around with
Dribbles- She whispered how much she
loved me, and that she was sorry and
would / please forgive her, but 1 lay
there like stone image, and, when
Z Forbes announced the carriage she
arose, and left the room without an
other word.
She called me up after she got home
I but refused to go to the telephone
and she called again this morning. but
/ couldn't have gone If I would, for
my temper and the heartache brought
on a fever, and I have spent the dav
in bed.
The doctor wanted to know. what 7
. mad been doing to get in such ner-
Vous state and I was as cross with him
as I was with Josephine.
RMS morning received a letter from
her by special delivery. I will haste If
here, Diary, so that the lesson to be-
ware of women viii not lack a sfneIa
I feature to make ii emphatic
Darling MaX-You are unirst
but love you all the more because
OF IL 1 know II originates in vour
great love for me ooh, indeedD and
NCu-N --D- nav e EDu changed q mar
ticle- I wanted TO tell YOU vester-
day how I happened to ride in Mr..
DrlDDless car, but you wouldn't let
me, You great big bearl
The distance IS too far for me 70
walk (Mary Platter lives twice as
far and she walked it,, and I can't
ride in the street cars. because the
men stare at me So couldn't af
ford a carriage. and so Mr.. Drfbbles
took me in his car. You know how
love automobiles. darling. but
am willing to give them up forever
If you say So
Il am sure 7 wouldn't have bad
luck if I tried to run one again
but 7 won't think of such a thing
viii ride I'm the street car. and let
the impudent men step on nv toes
and jistle me, and try to flirt and
make remarks about my looks. for
they dc. Max. but I viii endure il
all without a word
IF it is your pleasure that 7 be
treated i'm that way. ] viii be con-
tent 7 Will be content with anv-
thing If you wiz only love me