Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-10-14

FOR PRESIDENT
Hos EWooDROW WILSON.
OF New Jersey.
FoRlVicE-PRESiDENT
Hon 1THoMAs X. MARSHALL.
ofIndiana.
FOR CONGRESS
HoN. FRANK o. SMITH.
81 Calvert County
MONDAY, OCTOBER IA. 1912.
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Where's the man who put the Cap in
Capital?
II you must always say what you
think. cheer up your thoughts.
People are apt to turn up their nose1
at things they can't understand.
There is about to be formed Socie-
ty for First Aid in Seeking Divorce.
It's all right to have a temper, but
il shouldn't { be used for cross purposes.
Picking the winner always looks a
lot easier than il is in more things than
baseball.
The 6rst personal pronoun is getting
lots of exercise these days, and mostly
from one man. Guess who?
There really is political campaign
in progress these days. in Annapolis
even If you can hardly notice it.
Wouldn't il be a good idea how to
send all the one battleshiD statesmen
to New York to look over the ileet.
Many of us are growing more like
the great L. X. every day. He has
an failing throat" so have we. most
of us.
The price of every naval review is
human life. To show off our big navy
comes high. but we must have it at
any cost.
Just because a woman doesn't hap
pen to believe in divorce she shouldn't
make that an excuse for killing her
husband.
IL you want to lind out how lonely an
outcast really is just pretend to be I'M
able to talk baseball during the next !
few days.
Those fine autumn days last week |
were just a bit like the good old |
summer time, but they're mighty fine,
just the same.
Somehow il begins TO look like we |
ought to call il the wild and woody |
east. " The gun men are the busy
boys in this section nowadays.
If the Robespierre dresses and hats |
are to be the proper thing. they'll be |
worn and the men folks will like 'em
whether they admit it or not
The next time Columbus discovers |
America we hope il will not be cele- |
brated on Saturday and the banks and |
postoitice closed the most important |
business day of the week.
Everybody who knows more about
Life Beyond the Grave" now than
they did before Sunday afternon at 8
o'clock, please hold up their hands.
Don all speak at once.
In an interview published in New |
York. Mary Garden. says the western
part Of the United States is more ap-
preciative of grand opera than the
eastern part By heck. we gotta be;
we gotta pay more for it.
Already the accidents have begun in
New York harbor at the great Naval
Review" Yesterday Ensign Butler
lost his life. Every year lives of ma
val officers and seamen must pay, it
seems, for big naval blowout some
where 1t is always the same.
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Animals reports there were $40
dogs lost last year in Manhattan alone.
most of them stolen. dog stealing be- /
ing a profitable and rapidly increasing
business. Which shows that one half
the world has not yet found out how the
other half lives. York Telegram
Let us all keep cool and sweet, be-
cause after the election everybody will /
be happy Democrats because Will
son will have the largest electoral vote
ever given a candidate, theRepublicans
because Teddy didn't get it. the Pro-
gressives delighted" because Taft
was defeated. and the Socialists be-
cause they got as many votes as they
did. The Prohibitionists may have a
crouch, but then they are used TO it. =
Cumberland Times.