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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24
BETTER THAN sPANK1NG.

Spanking does not cure children Of
bed-wetting. There Is a Constitutional
cause for this trouble. Mrs. NJ. Sum-
ners Box W, Notre Dame. Ind, will
send free to any mother her successful
home treatment, with full instructions
Send no money. but write her today If
your children trouble you in this way,
Don't blame the child, the chances are
1t can't help 1t. This treatment also
cures adults and aged people troubled
With urine difficulties by day or night
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

8 DR. Hatfeld goes marching on to
victory and It, will be big one.
HatAeideis. a. winner. The regulars
are for him. SO are the Bull Msese
and as West Virginia is not a Dem
ocratic state there is no chance for
the Democratic state ticket under
the sciFcumstanees, as already related.
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circumstances

thqse circumstances. DemocFaie
county candidates win hope IN, vain
tor election At che hands Of Repub-
Hcans and Progressiyes
y is mot strange that the Demo-
CRATIC candidates are begging for
votes under such circumstances as
they already fear the handwriting
on the wall?
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Some Democratic newspapers are
trying very hard to make something
out OF the report in the Wiley
Hughes contest that will iniure DR..
H, ID. Hatfield in his campaign for
governor. They forget the fact that
the Democratic House of Repre-
sentatives exonerated DR.. Hatfield
from the charges intimated in its
committees report when it voted
against'sW petition to turn
Hughes out and seat Wiley. If the
charges we're at all grave. the House
would not have voted to let Hughes
keep his seat. The Houses action
indicates @Dr. Hatfield in what
part he may have had with the
election sofj Hughes. ~
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

J Walter H, Page, in the September.
words sWofk7 tells some home
truths about the hookworm and, the
havoc that it brings.
THE hookworm lis an intestinal
s.parasite-a worm about one-third OF
an inch long when it is. grown.
When of microscopic size it. enters
the body most often through the
skin of the feet because the feet
come in contact with it in polluted
soil, The female worm in the body
gives forth an lncredibie number o;
eggs, which hatch when deposited on
the soil, and while yet invisible to,
the eye enter the feet. Thence they
make a long journey through the
body till they reach the small intes-
tines to which they cling and give
forth a poison, which produces the
disease, and lay more eggs and thus
repeat the endless round of their,
parasitical life. AS many as $500
worms have been expelled from a
single person; they have. been known
to live In a person for ten years.;
and they are So prolific. that a large
part of the Inhabited soil Of the
earth between thirty-six degrees
north forth. latitlde, and thirty degrees
south is polluted with them. erI
s The hopeful. thing about the dis
ease is that contrary to the preva--
lent opinion. the cure Is almost as
's;itnftfass'aso tae Aps4utlons lThls,., eAal
cept in extreme cases, is made by al
dose or two of thymol, following and
followed by epson salts. The thy
mol expels the worms.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

ASH CHAPEL METHODIST EP1s-
CoPAL. Broad Oaks. the Rev. Paul l.
Flanagan, PASTOR 1000 a, M. class
meeting, James G.. Ashley, leader
II a. M, sermon by the pastor. p. m.
Sunday school, Scott Riley superln-
tendent. $50 p. M, Epworth League
meeting. 1880 p. M. sermon by the
Rev c. N. Arnsburg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24
SER VICES
AT THE vAR1 OBS CHURCHES

ST. AHARK,s LUTHERAN Church
Park avenue. near Main street, the
Rev. William L. Heuser. pastor. Res
idence 947 West Pike street Sunday
school, 10 a. m. Morning service II
a m. Sermon, topic: The Disciples
knowledge of His Savior" Evening
service O'Clock. Sermon, topic:
-"Little But WISE"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24
The CANDIDATE



QBrom. tho Washington starr.
Talk TO him tenderiy. Treat him
with care.
Pack Up his suit case and hand him
his fare.
Give him a book full OF speeches TO
r qnote: 'i.iF5, 42af
Putt i'm some dlannel: to bind up his
Throat. as -. le
Bring forth the IMMINENT. Heal up
the twist
Voters win leave In his hand-shaklng
wrist
Listen politely and don't let him see
You're Wondering what your ap=
pointment win be.
Many are watching his march in the
fray.
Who look for advantage If things go
his way.
He must toll and stand guard DER your
hopes and your fears.
And you think you've done well IL you
g ! give him three cheers!
so. .faHa.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

Dr. Charles E. HOgg. dean of the
daw college at the state university,
was visitor here Saturday.
L. M. Davis, manager of the Fair,
mont West vlrginian and publisher
Of the Fairmont Free Press, stopped
in the city few hours Saturday
morning on his way to Parkersburg.
(, Taylor Ward was here Saturday
from Peel Tree. m
&c, N. Durbin, of Grafton, is here ON
a business visit.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

Progress:yes in West Virginia,
recognize the fact that William H.
Thompsonris not even an admirer Of
Colonel Roosevelt and they are not
going to. betfooled into voting Tor
him.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

UNITED BRETHREN CHURCH.
Northview the Rev. H. R. Hess.
pastor-1O:OO a. M, Sunday school.
II a. m, class meeting. 1880 p. M,
preaching. Wednesday evening pray.
er meeting at 1890.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
corner Pike and Chestnut streets, w.
N. Long, minister. $3.50 "a. m.,' Bible
school,. E. G. Long, superintendent.
1900 n, M, sermon by the pastor
on Labor That Is Not IN Vain"
$40 p. M. Christian Ehdeavor. No
evening service.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

DUFF sTRDET UNITED RRETH-
Rem CHURCH, stealey Heights, the
Rev b. R: Hess, Sunday
school $3.50 a. M. I. F. Lawman, sup
erintendents- Rreaehing 1890, Am.
Christian Ehdeavor setvicsS7 100 p.s M
Prayer4meeang as7 %: p..m.. AvedneS5
80 q - 49, - 9
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TRINITY METHODIST EP1sco.
PAL oHURCH colored. Ben street
the Rev. ]. H. Jenkins. pastor. $500
a. M. class meeting, 1890 a. M,
Sunday school. 11aOoe a. M. sermon
by the pastor on Meditation" 700
p M Ep@orth LeaEse.5 500 p. M,
sermon by the pastor.
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SATURDAY, OCTOBER AZ. 1912.

( To be overthankiul for one favor
Is in effect to lay out for another
n. CUMBERLAND.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24
CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET.

CHICAGO, Aug, 24.-september
wheat closed s4%; corn 721E; oats
S2%.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

Dysentery is always serious and often
dangerous disease, but ii can be cured.
Chamberlain's Cole, Cholera and Disrrhoea
Remedy has cured it even when malignant
and epidemic. For sale hy all dealers,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

Are you a Democrat? If so,
you should have a copy of Great
Leaders and National Issues } OF
.9t2.", Clip coupon on page 2, !,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

CHRIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
corner Sixth ana Main street, tho
Rev. c.. B. Mitchell, rector. 9:45
a. m, Sunday school in parish house.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

METHODIST PROTESTANT Chapel
corner Sycamore and Locust streets,
the Rev. L E. oldaker, pastor. $50
p M. meeting of'the teachers train
Ing class. No evening service.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
corner Second ana Main streets. II.
T. MecEeIiand, pastor. sS45 a. M.
Sunday school and mems Bible
class. E.tla
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24
last of the fine robes

Remaining quantities $500 and
$1G.50 Imported English Eye!et En-
broidered Robes sufficient material
with insertion TO make dress, $500.
!. $1,000 and $500 fancy Partisan
Novelty Batiste Robes-very elaborate
colord eInbEotdefy on White-suE.
lcient material for making o dress,
$1,000. >f'n.. sfis: @''
$500 Hand Embroidered Irish Linen
Waists-S1!59SF II
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

Are you a Prohlbitfonist? If 50,
you should have a copy of Great
Leaders and National gssues OF
19T2." Clip coupon on page 2.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-24

oHRIsTuAN soIDNoE SOCIETY.
room 9O1 Con building. Services
500 p. m. Testimonial meeting We'd
nesday at p. m,
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THE ioENTRAL PRBsbYTER1AN
CHURCH,. the Rev. E, q. GAMING on,
pastor. Sunday school at .: 40, Al m.
the Rev. L. E. :1ldaker, pastor. 700
Owing to- the absence of the, pastor.
there will be no preaching tomorrow
and none until further notice,
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FIRST METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH, corner Of Pike and second
streets, o. Dale King, D. D, minister
8 a. M, class meeting, NJ S. Riley,
leader. $40 a. m. Sunday school,
Raymond Maxwell. superintendent
1O:45, sermon by the }Rev.iC. N. Arms
burg. Z p. m, Epworth League de-
yotional service. with Miss Bertha
Bland leader No evening service.
A cordial invitation As extended to all
the services, a., ,,.ai
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH,. corner
West Pike and Sixth street,, the. Rev
W, c. Taylor pastor. $3.50. a. m,
Sunday school, 2:SO p. M, B.. Y, p.
U. Juniors. $3.50 3. M, B. y: n y.
Seniors. sf - y
ST. PAUEs M. E. CHURCH, South.
corner Main and Chestnut streets
Felix X. Strive, pastor. s:45 a. m,
Sunday school, Leonidas Johnson. SUI
perintendent, 1O:45 a. M. sermon by
the pastor on Precious Promises of
God, followed by communion service.
6:L5 p. M. Epworth League devotion
al SERVICE. S p. M. sermon by the pas
tor on God speaking by His SON."
A cordial invitation to visitors and
strangers, to worship with; us.
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CATHOLIC CHURCH, corner East
l>lke and Elk streets, the Rev. P. H.
McDermott, rector, assisted by the
Revs. Joseph Gormley and ]. ]. Ken
nedy. 1870 a. M. 800 al M, and
1880 q. m.slew mass. -loio4 r
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
PLAYING BOTH SIDES

The London newspapers are in q
Wordy war over Woodrow Wilson
Part claim ne is free trader. ana
will put the United States on wise
free trade basis. The rest insist that
his election would not make any ma
terial chanle in this country's tariff
policy.
The peculiar part Of this debate IA
that both SIDES prove their contention
from Wilson's own statements. He
says he is a free trader and that the
tariff is responsible for the trusts, and
the high cost Of living. His plat
lorm says that any tariff. other than
Tor revenue, is constitutional
sat, Mr. Wilson also says, ;hc Dem
ocrats are in every sort OF enterprise,
big and little. and that they can't
commit economic murder. without
committing economic suicide" In
other words. to carry cut the Demo-
cratic platform piejGe as to the tar
uf woulo. D. bis opinion result Ia
economic ruin
just what the people Of lhis eo,m-
uy think OF this blowing both hot and
cold. remains 20 Dc s,pn. In Eng
land. ,he press IS evidently puzzled
over it, RuJ il would seem to be
evident, to amy thoughtful voter, That
a party thar is on botl, sides OF what
il calls "thg paramount issue oil a.
national campaign is not 10 be rust
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
Peers and Beers.

The Percy fa.nily-the family Of the
duses OF contemporaries
IN It's archives the Northumberland
Household Bou&." kind of steward $
trurral thW IL chiefly remarkable for
It's account nf Che incredible quantity
81 liquor our ancestors consumed.
Back Ia the middle ages. before III"
prohiL ition movement began. the Earl
ana Countess Of Percy. the "Northum-
berland Household Book' states, drank
with their 2 o'clock breakfast a quart
OF beer and e quart of wine. For din
ucr at 10 O'Clock they drank a gallon
eft beer and two quarts OF wine, al
supper they drank two quarts of beer
anu tNo quarts OF wine. and at a "liv-
cry mc', viii was served in tn
bedroom at in the evening, they
drank a gallon Of beer and "A quart oi
wine. That is to say. provided the
carl and Countess of Percy drank fair
each consumed daily five quarts anG
a pint of beer-say twenty-five glasses
apiece-and six quarts Of Nine-say
thirty glasses apiece, claret size.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
HORSES CHANGE COLOR.


SOME 'i''i'7 9. morse 'i''' al" '.'"e
-''''' 81 inherent '"'o'' a" 'auy ~
'''''e " ITO 'os7es7'o . Sp''"dlu sorfe'
.'"'", l'"nu Oh JUS recovery from y p
''.'.' ''''' '.''t ITS '''i'o h''f E''''
d." incense o'a'".
- ''''F ''''N morse u''i'eo TOT III,
.'-e 'pui7e was fe''h''y ''N'h 49, po'
'"l 10 ''sl''' ana o"',''eu FOR Some
''''''. II ai'ii"''s'> recovered ana was
"' wen as e''i' Lot i's 7i'inu'A ''','
com i...a Oee'iNr an unuau'"S Sr''N-
t'"i i''' 81 N'~i4 iadF w. America
'' i' pos '' +. e"estlul morse went
away 10 d '''' l'i'S s'uo'i ''.' 'H Hei
return l'"i'' '''' the '"''i ,i Hei
MORSE """ 'I'"''-I''S ass 'h. etl-u H.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03

t8ins. The relation between the Bal
kan states and the Porte are strained
seryla, BulEsrla. Montenegro and
Greeoe seem TO be in military pact
II some kind-whether offensive OF de-
fensive remains 10 be disclosed.
Europe probably can restrain the
Balkan states for the time being But
perhaps not all the power OF Europe
can retard The quick dissolution that
seems Affecting TURKEYS rule in her
Ewopt provinces, rho wa with It.
ally is the occasion but tie cause lies
On o. inabiliu % tho loans Turks t.
severn people II many races and
different faiths. Bad as was the old
sutton. he, ike Dias Of Mexico. did
succeed for a long period n years in
somehow. His wasn't good
government, but il was government
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
Spider on PAYROLL.

4 ST. iouisan who has recently re-
turned from the Isthmus of Panama
cells this story of the canal zone, says
The Pcst-Dispatch:
Oae day his wife found large tar
antula H. the bathroom. The creature
was almost as big rs the palm of ones
hand and presented truly terrible as
rect.
The woman fled in terror and hci
husband went in and crushed the bis
spider with the heel of his boot.
ON going down to dinner they en-
countcrrd the proprietor.
we have INST killed "A tremendous
tarDntulI In our room said the Am
olicar
The proprietor started eXcitedly and
his hair,
Great scott hc cried, You should
not have Killed IT,"
WHY not" asked the American.
We Keep them all over the hotel,
be cxpllucd. They catch the fics
and the othci insects. Why. that spider
You killed was on the PAYROLL
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
THINGS MOI DONE BY rAEr.

He never tried 10 muzzle the press.
He never organized an Ananias club
He never compared himself to Lin
coin.
lie never advocated the recall Of
sud es
lie never tried to dictate terms to
the vatican.
lie never had Wall street tainted
money hacker.
lie ncYer told Great Britain how TO
govern Egypt.
lie never Inundated an admiral at
t.r brilliant victory.
he never aroused the enthusiasm OF
hc Harvester trust.
lie never questioned the authority Of
The Supreme court.
lie never said: IF they want the
word they shall have IT,"
he never was accused Of approprilt-
.u. ra himself ideas launched by
Irtal-
ifa peNer mare he'd up 10 a national
Invention and then marched down
asa IN
Hr never thought that association
wi'h himself would turn a corrupt po-
htiehl boss into party leader"
re never tried TO fool all the people
some Of the time. nor some Of the
proplc AL the time. nor oil the people
all tle Baltimore Sun.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
What wellington Feared.

Sir William Allan covered a large
canvas with 4 picture of the Battle
Of Waterloo. which the Duke of Wei
iinston bought, says Tit-Bits. ms
Grace asRed the painter Ia call at the
Horse Guards on a certain day To re
ccive payment. Punctually Sir William
came and the duke began 10 count out
notes for the sum agreed upon. Know
ing how valuable was his time. Allen
said that he would be quite content 10
take the dukes check
His grace went on counting ana
the artist. thinking he had not been
heard. remarked:
1T would save your grace time and
trunblc If you would give me check
on your bankers"
!HitEer arSry 1T benG interrupted IL
his counting or else jocularly with a
touch of the Truth that is sometimes
pokcn in jest. the duke answered:
DO YOU think I would allow Co'itte
(his banker) to know what fool |
have BEEN
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
:. PLAYS AND PLAYERS. =


Cecilia LOTUS will be seen in vau-
deyille again this season.
A Baby Mine company is on tour.
with Walter Jones featured
George Fawcett Is appearing in
"The Great John Canton" in London.
Jesse J.. Lasky is to produce new
comedy called The Trained Nurse
Mile. LYDIA Loupoukowa has joined
The cast of "The Lady of the slipper
Edrar Selwyn Is busy finishing
Roost"
Estralita. a Spanish dancer has just
been engaged for the 'Follies' COM
pany.
Moniusko's opera "Halka' was sung
In Esperanto at Vienna carly last
month.
Louise Rial and Gertrude Berkeley
viii appear in the cast of Little Wom-
en-"
Albert Cowles is the author of "The
yellow Peril" one of the latest vau-
deville plays.
John Philip Sousa's opera "The
Glassblowers' is to be given its first
production in November.
Frederick Perry has been engaged
for the company which will support
Mrs. Fiske IN The Right Road
A new comedy by James Forbes, en-
titled "A Rich Mans Son" will be
produced i'm Atlantic City this month.
Sir Charles Wyndham has determin-
cd permanently to retire as an actor.
but to continue as theatrical man
ager
Wilkie Baird. favorite In the Lon
don music halls, has arranged to
make his debut Ia the United States
in December.
Stella Chateiaine an American
dancer. who recently made a hit in
Paris. has just been engaged for the
lie field Fo,lies.
Frank Pollock has been engaged as
he principal tenor for the perform
ance of Walter Damrosch's comic OPP
era The Dove of Peace"
II Is announced that Minnie Duprec
VIII appear III "a lew pay III JtiudtN
next Until then she Will remain i'm
vaudeville with sketch.
Taylor Holmes is to have the lead
ing part i'm the now comedy Some
where Else" and Harry Davenport has
been aged to take his place in THE
NJ illioh."
Frank Daniels will be a member Of
the Weber and Fields company and
viii have role written into their bur
lcsquc especially for him. Nora Bayes
VIII also be in the company
w. A. Brady is to produce morali-
~ play which has been successful in
i-ondCn. IL Is called "Hindle Wakes"
1t is by Stanley Houghton, "A young
dramatist and will be produced with
the original London cast.
queen Mary of ENGLAND was much
Impressed 10y the London production
OF 'tNnryWCman," and as resdil, It
IS said Arthur Collins. managing di-
rector Of Drury Lanc Thcater will be
knightcd on tho Xmas next birthday
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03

= WIRELESS ON RAILWAYS. :
:.

Many efforts have been made to pro-
vide Tor communication between trains
IN motion. The r,iloplano. a device tor
this purpose. WAS recently tested a,
Stratford on Avon, The equipment les
described as Consisting OK IL telephone
IN sound -proof ,elephone box N the
guards van ana connected with cop
per coils mounted in a wooden cast
ing aud suspended bv iron brackets
from The coach.
The telephone currents produced BY
che voice OF the operator create what
Is described as magnetic Gyld This
field ipduoes-oi the wireless principle
an electric current iu 80 metallic
conductor. which IS buried in the earth
| Nv tbc side Of the railway track. and
connected with tclcphonic instruments
nXcd at stations. Telephone CONVEX
cation IS ltus carried on through the
railouhonc just rs through any urdin
airy telephone.
When the first. experiments vert
made with the device there were no
means ~ euiiiEl up unless the opera
tor VAS in ATTENDANCE. This defect
h,s now been overcome, says Consular
and Trade Reports. by the Introduction
of a highly sensitive detector through
the aid of which the electric i'm
pulses received on the train are pick
ed up and 'relayed' into sufficiently
tron. currents e. ring . bell" In
~ no @
up from a moving train.
1t is claimed that with the rail-
ophone guard and signalman can COM
municate with each other. whether, the
train IS in motion or at q stapdStili
for the purpose of traffic regulation In
case Of accidents, or during fogs or
Snowstorrns. and that me ssages can be
sent with ease and accuracy to and
from passengers. The now
detecter has been ADAPTED for auto.
matically stopping a rain without the
intervention of the guard or driver
~ means of the apparatus provided
on the train ard in the signal box. a
| remarkable cycle of operations is car
ried out.
When train enters the main Sec
ton red lamp is lii In the signal
box and simultaneously a bell Is sound
ed Should the siunal man fail to re-
spond to these signals i'm ten seconds
the lever Is pulled automatically into
the danger position, rendering it i'm
possible for the section to admit a
second train while the first Is still
! there. Until the train has left the
secticn the lever remains electrically
| locked.
| Under all ordinary circumstances the
red lamp above mentioned IN autonfa-
tically tAtinguished when the train
enters the clearing section and a
green lamp Is lit The green lamp Is
also eXtlnguishCd when the train I'm.
ally leaves the section. Meanwhile
the train Itself can receive instruc-
tons. In roggy welther. by the al.
dition OF a special fog-Glgnaliug at.
tgchtnent, the trsin can be autorla
tically pulled up.
II Is also claimed that railophone
messages cannot stray to other trains
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
TWO KINDS OF SPOTS.

"And what is 10 be the object OF
our lecture tomorrow night profes-
sor?"
well. my dear young lady. ca
hardly hope IL will have much in
tercst FOR you. shall lecture On Sun
spots
"Oh, but that's Of the greatest in
tcrest to ME. | shall certainly come
frecKles."
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03
An Got the Name.

4 snob was once put up for promi-
nent club where men NEE. nightly Ia
discuss political or billiard questions
Of the hour Unfortunately for him he
was not elected and his wrath MAS
terrible.
ForPetful of English manners and
customs he wrote an indignant letter
To the secretary Of the club, demand
ing the name of the member who
blackballed him.
The secretary's reply was brief:
Dear Sir: His name is Legion
London It'd Bits.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-03

and that the system is not influenced
10y atmospheric disturbances. The
tests which were made at Stratford.
ON Avon included the sending OF mos
Snscs between moving train ana
Stratiofd station, the warning Of "a
moving train by audible signal. sig
mailing to a station from moving
rain, the stopping of train In mo-
ton and the stopping of train after
u had been allowed to enter particu-
lar secticn.
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A CLEAR INDICATION.

Yes. we are going to be married.
Have YOU proposed"
No, not vet"
Then how do you Know she'll have
you?"
why. she's been encouraging me e
save money. instead of buying lowcrs
md theatre tickets"