The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-16
AYH.AWKER JOTS

The aviator certainly lives high, re-
marks the Ottawa Republic. Trouble
| is, he doesn't live long.
Sartorial note in the Toronto Re-
| publican: There is a man in Toronto
who still wears a shirt that has g. fried
| front and is split in the back.
The chinch bugs that attempt to
| eat up this years corn crop in Frank
| lin county are likely, says the Ottawa
Herald, to die of acute indigestion
brought on by excessive over-eating.
Ever notice how, muses. the Village
Deacon of the Osborne Farmer, as
soon as a deadbeat gets into you for
| a few dollars. he begins trading with
cash?
A two year old Cummings girl, re-
| lates the Osborne Farmer, saw a bot
tie of salad dressing for the first lime
and observed it attentively for few
minutes and thought or the severe
colds and treatm ents of last winter,
then remarked, Mamma, put some of
that on my neck.
According to the Toronto Repuh,i-
can there is a young lady in its town
she sings divinely, but few people
know it. Also there is another young
lady who sings and flats every note
above middle c, and everybody in town
knows it. Nor is this phenomenon
peculiar to Toronto.
A case of a Daniel come to juds-
ment comes from Ottawa, notes the
Wyandotte Chief. Judge Kerr found
it necessary to fine man found guilty
of assault. The testim ony showed the
man had licked the fellow who made
disparaging remarks about his wife.
The Judge fixed the penalty at one
cent and then RENTED the fine.
A hen is not supposed to have much
an egg she cackles forth the fact. A
rooster hasn't got a lotfof intellect to
show, but none the less most ROSTERS
have good sense enough to crow. But
nature could devise, will often stop
and hesitate before he'll ADVERTISE
fHolyrood Banner.
Down in Dickinson county there are
two young men-twin brothers-whoI
look so much alike that no one can
tell them apart. One is a Republi-
can and the other Democrat Ine
Republican is a candidate for county
surveyor and the Democrats are tax
ing of running MS twin P PT1.ner
CITY engineer, but both do the work
and probably split the salary. II you
can't find one the other Will DO just
as well. One of them wears glasses
and the other doesn't, but nobody
knows which one. They are both hne
Young fellow and which ever is elected
the other will be his deputy. If one
is elected chances are that the county
to the other.-Osborne Farmer.
Beauty hints from the Atcnison
Globes own Lillian Russell: Most
women are better looking tnan
their elbows, which may not be saying
much FOR them. Geraldine: Tan
is g, fashionable sumner color. and
there is no reason why you shoulo
wish to remove it. But, II you insist,
get a lob down town and take some
os the vacation burden off Father. :.
NJ B. s.: Yes, you VIII hno canoeing
q bealt1ful exercise if you are a good
swimmer. otherwise it is well to
leave instructions and princess
fasbion and no home or couture in
Tested with them can claim to be
strictly modern. Etnyl: I Ilts
exercise you mention will undoupteoy
improve your figure, and may save the
mice of a ten dollar corset.
Slender figures are still fashionable:
and may be obtained to some extent
bv reducing the rations and the cost
of living.