Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-26

| Sees not some buob
Who rocks frail canoe.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Count that day lost
which sees no auto load
Fteered by some idilt
or a mountain road.
--Birmingham AEe-Iierald.
Count that day lost.
which. passing from the scene.
Secs no foolish housewife
Consumed in gasoline.
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NEXT THE GuLL Moose cocktail
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JUDGE HANFORD Of Seattle Oc-
casionnlly anored between drinks.
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THERE SEEMS 10 be- magic IN
thnt name ~ Joe Pntohen.
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IN AnTllA knocked out chauf-
fcur In one rounu. which iH going
some even for q Black Hope.
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THE WATER MELONa are begin
ning Ia make their nppearance-and
you can't beat New Mexico water
melon even In Georgia.
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NOW ~ THE time for all good
men ana true Ia come across with
uniaintcd and respectable campaign
contributions.
TRANsC oNTINENTAL freight
rates are going 10 be showed up We
a sssaf nj.
surdly low for anything.
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UNCLE SAM lost half n dozen of
b idrrific efiga cement 81 Newport
on paper
THE VIRGINIA mounlaineerH who
would rnther 10 Ia hell than 40 10
JAN may have an opportunity to do
both.
THE STATE of Tabasco In re-
stored "a peace; but they continue 10
have "A hot time. Pass the horse
radish. please.
LORINER says he will quit the
political arena. TO most Of us "
looks az n the political arena had
quit LorimeT.
THE TURKS have ordered the
Mohammedan deputies Co dissolve
The chemistry Of these orlentais r.
too much for us.
o.
TWENTY MILLIONS Of square
miles In this world remain 10 he ok
plored. some Of the unexplored dis
iricts are In Asia. Africa, south Amer
lean. Arkansas and sandoval county.
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1T COST trlflo over $1,000 "a
discover America Judging from tht
lamity hnwlerA. We wonder II u was
worth n
LATEST REPORTs from wood
row Wilson are 20 the effect that he
Il RESTING easier. having got fuliy Q
third Of the speech Of acceptance oui
Of his system Bulletins from the
Taft bedside are not encouraging.
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| SENATOR BEVERID0E will bs
1.-THE official keynoter az Chicago
land he can keynote with tho best OF
them except when Il comes 20 In
lspecting conditions In New Mexico, OF
calling down our legal luminar'eS.
A RARITY.
The honest man In office h
Thc fellow who can laugh
And go his way BY night and day
And fear no dlciaErauh.
judo Mortimer Lewis
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1.-THE college profa say u ln hign tim
For the flies 10 set ready for dl'
time.
The housekeeperr OuRhteT
Oct ready 60 slaughter
lThe pasts who f0ranthoF la fls time
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A TEXAS paper has an editoria
ON ways and means OF "reEulasinl
polialuas campaigning In that state
We would respectfully suggest tina
there arr some thinga that you can
regulale,
CALIFORNIA hes plan TO stoI
prise fights BY eendlng all the ~
poriera 20 iail. what good woul
lihnt "a. aalde from assuring sAe i
lportors three square meals a Gas, q
long "a the moving picture men weF
lallnwed 60 run "a larger
n you are a housewife you came
reasonably hope 20 BE hpRlthy o
beautiful by washing dlnheR SWEEP
llnR nn6 doing hougowoFk ~ oay, an
: orauilng into bed dead Tired AZ nigh
. lYou must get oni Into the open a
and annIisht. n 8eu a. this ever
l1Ay shd keep your aiomnch an
IhnwAsn Ia mnGd order BY lAkin
Chamherlnlnu TAhlGln when needos
Iyou should nooome both healthy an
n boauiigul iloF aala ~ ~ druggia'l
Eno aweIs1af lugnoat4 ana cabs I
ana rIl4 ara "a Tgimbla'M alo Mort
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