Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-17
on HOPELESS WHITE HOPES
Bill Naughton Has Some More to Say
on the Topic.
SOME OF HUMoRs OF THE GAME
Real Comedians who Make Think
ing People Laugh with
Their Efforts mt Being
Serious.
BY W. W. NAuGHToN.

ZONE flashes OF humor. Ike flares OF
hummer lightning, TO relieve the sombre-
nees OF things
The number Of glove contests arranged
Tor waxhingtons birthday, particularly
IN tho west. gave quite a oueensberry
flavor TO the occasion. and ] know ons
mar, al least. who considered that the
conducting Of ring events on the date
canned was something approaching sac.
riiege. lie said as much 10 a number OF
friends with whom he happened to be
oonverz.ng, aud added that the practice
OF pulling off prize fights on national
HOLIDAYS was becoming too common and
osstt 70 be frowned upon
.Yoa're perfectly right" said one OF
gse party whose "strnging' propeusities
are notorious. with boxing matches
being puiled of on every red letter day
On the calendar there is danger OF the
original significance OF some OF our great
holidays being forgotten. DO you know
That / notice a disposition in some quar-
ters 10 associate the Fourth OF July with
she downfall OF seffries rather than with
tnything else. And IL on some future
Fourth Jim Flynn or any other palefaee
acre TO smash Johnson and restore the
ygow.r. ~ fisfie supremaey 70 the white
rarr there 4 no telling what the effect
nnay be- The DAY We celebrate will be
linked with new Importance and new
memories, AMI may he the school text
hooks viii hay,, 10 b. altered 30 as TO
lender them IN 10 date"
sWell. A. nav act become as bad as that,
Al
II national HOLIDAYS fa- glove pastimcs
q bound 10 change too current OF some
Nody.s Thoughts. whoa February y
comes around again IL IS a safe bet that
Johnnie KIIbano VIII be thinking more
sbout what he ala 10 Abe Atter than Of
~rha, Geory. washington did 10 the
cherry ,ree
a.tr xftrii.. lake.
eTalkInr Of hun,or Abe AttelI raised a
laueb-thourh he didn't mean to-when
A. reviled lin Jeffries a few deys hack.
"a was nil because Jerrries would not
Hand sponsor for telegram questioning
shs decision IN The KIlbape- Atteu fight.
xblch Att,ll wrote ana Jeffr,es signed
Without reading.
wpr,or 10 an this. .Jeffrlex and Atteu
Ssd been thicker than Damon and
fSthias Attell uaed Jeffrlen' horne as
@houvh 4, were hls own ana IA sav n
<.ara an alsnra,.a ~ At,e,, In Ieffr,cs
H..,,ng MA. a hr,ns a ,cowi an Inc face
$500 - -.
f..t.l, -, ever On ,bs, fs,low. .s,d Al.
-. ''en on .nAe ,eno" -,u ~
A,m a, Reno md ,,uck a. h,,n ,hrourh
3hick and thIn. MANY a time when he
r.,,n h.cA 81 NJ. carnar ~ xo,,lan,,
tav. "a : chair ~ 4, an n haar,,
Ilaeed on. for him"
3 Abe leaves us m aoubt as IN wh.,hsr
~. ether .ecopa. seeming disaster w.r.
making or with Inc ring furniture. hut
that's mot the worst
erbers Is something about tha, fight
@hich N told would not rebound 10 Jsf.
fftes. credit and ~, hn,f a mind 10 ,sli
"a A,,a,,
This IL what caused the laugh for n
there IL one man m The feh,Ine half
who Il supposed 10 have profl,.a a,r,,s Z
his career by thing, that remain untold | /
Il n Abe Atteu.
Biu pa.Le . Comeai... liz
Billy Papke. too, IL unconnciousIy 4
humorist. When Billy was outrouehe3 / !
~ Frank Mantsi "a a slow frht NJ ,
<seramento. he laid hack I'm his chair :
<nd made no protest over tina aeclx,or !
folng against him. I
There IL something wrong with ma. and !
J am through with boxing" said Bllly. In
'.Papke ought TO have been thrown out