The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-06-27
AS MR. DOOLEY SEES THE CONVENTION

I people that he'd wanst wurruked rr.
five av his former implyes while he
was railroad man ate a: TIL game
dairy lunch counter with him on sun
dah Afternoon. an he got them all In
IN cohVlntion hall on messenger badges.
| If ye went to New York to-day an
see man there that We thought was
miilyonayre ye'd know he was broke.
Me Cousin Tim says It's more like n
scene firm tn fash'naDle columns Nv
IN pa -apers thin II Dimmycrat con-
Nintion. There's a line ~ private cars
reachih irm BALTIMORE TO Wilmington.
IN pa-apers reports that Mrs Won
Bornberg Is no longer tn socyal queen
she was because Tim Sullivan TURNED
down her application FIR n ticket TO
TN conVintion. FIR months preevyous-
~ unknown min have been goln firm
wan dinner in Fifth .Avnoo to another
an bein licrnized because they were
trinds Nv Nh McManus. An imposter.
! VINO pretinded 10 be firm Chicago an
cousin ~ Bath House Coughlin. was
expelled firm tn clubs because he
'ur-rned out TO be a mimber " an
Nd Brooklyn family. An so firm far
an near tn pampered childher iv
fortune assimbled early In tn week
20 see tn thrick TURNED.
! isn't II cNcit!n', said u queen Nv
fashion TO me Cousin Tim, who is a
| 1illygate an prominent socyally. but
IT'S too bad it's goin' to be over so
quick. Misther Schwartzmeister. tn
charmin' Hoboken leader told me hus
band he cud ordher tn car FIR Wins
dab morning.
1T looked aisy. All they had to
DO was to shove II acrost y good
| lookln candidate. a platform that
.wnd suit tn conservatives. but show
! that tn Dimmycrat party was still
tn refuge av tn down throdden an
oppressed. a wild ,umulchuse cheer,
| an IN Dimmycrat convint'o on iv nine
teen twelve wud pass into histhry.
| Why william Jennings BRYAN
chudve come tearln into this lawn
party an knockin' down tn Chinese
lanterns l don't know. But he did.
! lie wasn't asked still no wan cared
/ whether he come or not. He was an
exploded dimygogUc. He didn't amount
TO anything Wee let him holier till
ne was tired an Thin go on with tn
/ regular proceedin's. So he come al
most unnoticed EXCEPT be tn report
hers tn phottygrafter an siv'ral
/ thousan people who showed their in
/ diff renee to him be thryin' to carry
| him to tn hotel on their shoulders.
| Win he'd been in town IL day tn pol
iytical compassion. as tn pa-apers
! say. tur rncd firm bright rosy red
| to light shade iv green. Whin he'd
been in town two days tn boys were
| beginnin to watch each other to see
| who'd be goin TO look him UP nrst.
They ARE still firm They won't give
! way to him He can make tn plat
form an name tn candydate, If he
| VIII. but they Will not rcccd wan step
further Rather thin let him pay
| tr band they .nl lave tn pa-arty.
Ye can see thin standin on. tn cor
ner discussln' IN situation. why
shud we give way TO this dimmygo-
gucT says they. He has no strength.
There's nawth!n hehin him but his
own sclhshness. Lets fight him to tn
death. Who's that bald-headed man
comm this way? II looks like tn
impostor. Suppose we link arms
an walk away in 4 digniied manner
P'raps ye'd betther let go me arm.
we can walk fasthcr that way Lets
run. Come on. can't wait fr ye.
Its ivry' man IT himself now
An there ar re, He's lookin'
over tn candidates now. They have
to go up to his Office an be examined
f'r their qualifications. On tn wall he
has pitcher iv his ideeI candidate.
It's largo man with an alkaline nose,
n bald head with fringe ~ DIRK hair
aroun' II, stirring tie n a broad smile.
c~ndydate that fits nearest to this
pitcher will get In job SO far no
applicant has made bother av'rage
thin hfty percint. In tn back room tv
his office. whin not examin' tn cnn-
dydates he is sawin away at tn plat
form an sing!n' as he wurrulks. Al
Anight he writes out tn days doin'a an