The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-06-14
Yellow Jacket Singers.

Better a ride in the band wagon than
in the patrol wagon.
Too had, If they belong TO him, that
Billy didn't copyright his ideas.
Don't worry about the other fellow
how about yourself?
Wonder IL the Baltimore convention
will go daft on prohibition and bank
guarantees.
Talk about contests. why, man, 1t
looks like every delegation was TO be
contested and even then some.
The harvester trust is now under fire.
but the harvester has saved the farri-
er millions Of dollars.
The air ship will soon be perfected and
the coffin trust VII quit declaring div
idends.
The man who waits for the clouds to
roll by very often remains out too late
The goose that lays the golden egg new
err cacklcs as much as the old hen that
lyas the ordinary soft shell.
They say that women will wear urn-
brella covers for dresses next year.
Miss Democracy hasn't yet declared her
views on suffrage-.but she has been
suffering a long time.
Pop, bang fizz and fizzle-that is what
Democracy will do because that is what
Democracy has always done.
The platform writers must look a lit
tie out this time-because the people
are in a mood to demand many things
Make hay while the sun shines and
if the sun doesn't shine make hay any
way-smaybe it won't rain until tomor-
row.
A man with blues should not take Il
dose of reds. And white Ticker has the
same depressing effect thhe morning
after.
North Carolina will have some hair
pulling this fall in the senatorial fight
but what state. dear Pauline, win
nOt HslNe d mar pulling.
Blow your own horn, but don't blow
it louder than you've got the capital
North Dakota has q man with wis
kers IL feet long-another fellow, per-
haps who has been waiting for Bryan
to come in before shaving.
The floods in the South have been ter
rible, but what do people care for floods
in a country where double-headed dele
cations of all sorts blossom out in the
night
Too bad that Old Man Rockefeller
couldn't elect his school superintendent
at Tarrytown. Seems that Old John is
mistaken for fly the way people are
swatting him.
And they tell us that Richerson, the
Boston murderer was waited straight
to Heaven. Won't hell he a lonesome
place if all the diabOlitical murderers
make their way to the Glory Land?
A tad pole. after awhile gets to be a
frOg-and the man at the bottom of
the ladder some day gets on top. Keep
on saving wood-all is not lost yet, no
matter how dark it may look just now.
We will bet a million dollars that the
man who is nominated at Chicago will
be the winner. This million dollars is
carefully tied mp in bundles, and is
clean Confederate money printed for the
occasion.
And so young Mrs. Tillman sues for a
divorce-and this scandal of two years
ago is to be revived. You can't cross a
wild cat and a turtle dove and have
peace-no use to try it.
Look to us like Teddy has the whole
bunch in a basket. The machinery may
try to make things go otherwise. but
if the Chicago convention isn't "a grand
snake dance if they try TO put it over
the Roosevelt cohorts then search us
for a tomahawk-and if we don't wear
one you will find it in the belt of the
contested delegate. We are hare To tell
you Aunt Lucinda, there will he some
thing bidding at Chicago.
1t does not pay to act the rascal Chas.
W. Morse got into trouble and landed
in the penitentiary as result. The
mental anguish expense of This part
of the affair would bankrupt a million
aire. besides it leaks out that he paid
a law firm 100000 TO secure his free
dom. 'Twould have been n blamed sight
cheaper to practical honesty at the
start, and then these scheeming lawyers
would have had to look some other way
for a. aiving.-From the Yellow Jacket.
Moravian Falls, N. C.