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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Epiqram.

THAT wasn't bad epigram on the
magistrates part" said the somewhat
educated tramp, who had been con-
victed for vagrancy.
What did he say?" asked the
tramp's pal.
Seven days" came the reply.
THAT amt no epigram. is it,
I'm sure it is. | asked a parson
once what an epigram was, and he
says. It's a short sentence that
sounds light. but gives you plenty TO
think about"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Scarce az HEM Teeth.

Mr.. Crimsonbeak-That bachelor
friend Of mine is looking for a partner
for his joys and sorrows.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Well, 1t seems
to me he's a long time about 1t.
YES; you see he's looking for a ST.
lent partner"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

] v. PIPER and F. H. HILLMAN,
kited States Department of Agricul-
nd
|nmon vetch Is nearly always
= In rotation. Continuous crop
10 vetch for seed production usu-
Eesults in reduced yields after
! three years, according to Ore
Experience. The effects of cut
BE crop for hay seem to be far
marked, but, nevertheless, con.
y cropping to vetch is unneces-
and undesirable.
Oregon and Washington common
b usually grown after spring
osts. 1t is advantageously used
rotation with potatoes or corn.
|tbe region about Augusta. Ga,
nost famous vetch-growing sec
b the south, the crop Is mostly
IN rotation with Johnson grass,
eing especially true on valley
Fhere the Johnson grass volun-
vetch, commonly mixed with
y other small grain, Is usually
4 In October on well-prepared
Ind harvested by the middle of
After the vetch crop Is remov-
y Johnson grass. more or less
with other grasses, begins to
! and commonly yields two hay
~ during the season.
IRE Johnson grass does not per-
|Dtly occupy the land 1t is not ad-
- to SOW 1t. as 1t is extremely
II TO eradicate. In this case va
6slmmer crops can be grown in
|Dolation. such as sorghum, cow
sorghum and cowpeas, soy
Y peanuts, etc.
mon vetch is not well adapted
Shnng with cotton unless used
N % q green manure. The vetch
u be harvested soon enough to
" the early planting of cotton.
when the seed Is sown between
Iows Of cotton.
|mmon vetch is somewhat in
y to persist when once grown,
ally where the winters are mild.
nulsg are known Of its reseeding
J h pastures for FIVE yearS. In
atsd fields It volunteers readily,
b especially Objectionable in
eheat crop owing to the difficul-
! separating the vetch seed from
heat. There Is no danger Of vol
vetch unless a seed crop Is
or at least some of the seed al
to ripen. In such cases, to
solunteer vetch. the best plan
How with a crop Of vetch and
4 hay. pasturing the stubble.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
0N00eV TREATED. Give quick 10
DWVsSs lief. usually remove swell
y ling and short breath in q few DAYS and
entire relief In l5-46 days, trial treatment
2EJ:EI REMEDY
III Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Uss NJ
W in time. Sold BY Drugeists- n
FOR 3C!ld;I1 AND 3JI:E5
Hopeless.

Hopeless.
who wrote that story about Roose-
velt's return to the Outlook Officer
asked the managing editor.
BILLY Pennington" replied the city
editor. 81 thought it was a pretty
good story"
1T was more than that. 1t was a
remarkable story. think We ought
to raise Pennington's salary. He
didn't wind up by saying: The
colonel then plunged into mass of
correspondence
I'm sorry to have to tell you that
he did l blue-penciled that part of
it"
"Oh, pshaw! Well never be able
to make anything of that fellow"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Qualified.

WAS your son one of the popular
boys at college?"
Eyes, indeed. He was elected cheer
leader three times"
"And what is he going to do now?"
He is considering a fine offer to
call carriages for leading catering
firm"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Why Girls Poatpone

Nell-Isnt Alice soon going to
marry Jack?
Belle-I don't know. She says she
hates to give up the dollar and a half
shows for the ten-cent moving pic
lures.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Pressed Corn eeef-coId.

Soak over night II very salt. but II
beef 10 young and properly corned.
this IL not necessary. Pour over II
cold water enough to cover 1t well.
after washing on the salt The rule
for boiling meats Is Is minutes to a
pound. but corned beef should be
placed on q part of the stove or range
where 1t will simmer. not boil. uninter-
ruptedly from four to six hours. ae-
cording to size of the piece; remove
from liquor. then place in q tin: put
sufficient weight on top to press the
parts closely together; set where 1t
will become cold. This gives q firm.
solid piece to cut into slices. garnish
with sprigs OF parsley or celery and
serve with fancy pickles or French
mustard. A brisket or plate piece Is
the best. removing bones when done.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
important Part.

They met in Fifth avenue.
81 hear you have been away to a
mothers congress-"
yes"
Take any part in the proceedings.
or just 90 as a SPECTATOR"
"Oh. took quite prominent part
! was chairwoman. Of the committee
on measles. "-Exchange.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Fried Summer Squash.

Take three of four small and tender
summer squashes-crooknecks are the
best Cut in slices about half an inch
thick, taking out the seeds Boil
them half an hour. or until tender, In
slightly sailed water. When done Try
them in butter a delicate brown.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
a Real Fence.

sN q very important item
q ana should not be skimped.
sou can about them-how
ede. what kind Of wire is
ven buy wisely by choosing
proper construction. right
made of the heaviest wire
lord. Heavy wire carries
more galvapizing In
% its size than light
the cheapest in the end.
wing greater strength.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
setecting Chickens.

~ that farmers are, in some
4 ne country. living along
saeuted by motorists, plow-
s scross the highway. A
ways runs under a car in.
sway from 1t. and the burrows
- drivers of cars to 90 slow.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
The WAY.

Come, my dear. let's travel into
Sunderland"
We'll. mamma. can we travel on
the sleepers?"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

As summer tonic there is no medicine
that quite compares with OXIDINE. II not
only builds up the system but taken reg
nlarly. prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste
less formula at Druggists. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

To prevent Malaria is far better than
to cure it. In malarial countries take a
dose of OXIDINE regularly one each week
and save yourself from Chills and Fever
and other malarial troubles. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Inexpensive Chocolate Cake.

Two eggs. one-half cup butter. one
cup sugar. two cups -four. one cup
milk, two teaspoonful baking powder.
one teaspoonful vanilla Butter and
sugar beaten first. then add mixed
baking powder and -four. Add butter
eggs and milk. Bake 40 minutes.
Put on chocolate icing
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

Regular practicing PHYSICIANS recommend
and prescribe OXIDINE for Malaria. be-
cause it is a proven remedy by years Of ex.
perience. Keep bottle in the medicine
chest and administer at first sign of Chills
and Fever. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

A great majority of summer ills are
due to Malaria in suppressed form. Las
situde and headaches are but two symp-
toms. OXIDlNE eradicates the Malaria
germ and tones I'D the entire system. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Dangerous Remedy.

Give the patient little liquor. why
don't your"
Cant; it would set him crazy. He
has water on the BRAIN
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Erixzled Meat.

Take meat that Is too tough to boil.
put on ice and freeze. Then shave in
small pieces: have a hot griddle or
frying pan, grease and put the meat
in to cook. Turn quickly, then serve
with gravy after adding salt and pep
per.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

A dog may worry cat. but man,
being nobler than dog. worries some
woman.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Banquets.

Pa. who do people have banquets?"
For the purpose Of giving men who
do not get a chance to talk at home
. chance to talk away from home"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

It's easier to persuade a man to
stand alone than it is to induce him
to stand q loan.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
MOTT rUr ron rADIrs

NOT FIT FOR LADIES
Public sentiment should be against II, md We be-
Neve tt IL, there be by ladies should
have TO suner with headaches and neuralgia,
pecially when Hunts Lightning Oil gives such
prompt relief. Is Is simply a question of getting the
ladies 70 try it. All druggists sell Hunts Lightning
OIL In &c and Soc bottleS Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21
Not ALWAYS.

1T is money makes the mare 60"
IF she turns out loser, it is the
mare that makes the money CO."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

WTSIcduTUH SSIOU.
That fellow yonder has a very va
cant look"
yet l know he's full"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure consti-
patton. Constipation is the cause of many
diseases. Cure the cause and you cure the
disease. Easy to take. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infsmma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle IA,
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

Water in bluing is adulteration. Glass and
water makes liquid blue costly. Buy Red
Cross Ball Blue. makes clothes whittier than
snow. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

If your appetite 10 not what it should be
perhaps Malaria is developing. It affects
the whole system. .OXTDINE will clear
away the germs, rid you of Malaria and
generally improve your condition. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

1t takes a romantic woman to ar.
range for the marriage of her children
before they are born.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

OF course, love is blind. but it might
be just as well to remember that the
eyesight of the neighbors is good.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1912-12-21

Don't buy water for bluing. Liquid blue
is almost all water. Buy Red Cross Ball
Blue, the blue that's all blue. Adv.