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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-06-18
HolIand,a FIowsrs.

The Dutch are a nation Of flower
lovers, skilled gardeners and inventive
farmers. On. canal boats, on floating
river houses, around farmhouses, In
humble village and great city one finds
flowers, flowers, flowers. Some one
has said that Hollands iIlustrious con-
querors have been her engineers and
her florists. Through this flower cul-
ture has come her wealth. for this has
been one Of her chief industries
Magazine Flowers.
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ReDartee.

At dinner party at which severa
distinguished medical men. including
Sir William Gull. were present th'
conversation happened to turn upor
the subject of Guackery, and Sir vii
liam expressed his conviction that {
certain amount Of it was essential Il
success In practice, adding, ut is Al
example Of the old saying. Populu,
vult decipi-'people like to be de
ceived.'" "Quite So" said the hos,
Now, can any one present give al
English equivalent to that?" Moth
ing easier" remarked a we'll know
Manchester physician. 1.-THE publ,
likes to be gulIed." London Mail
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Fishes and Memory.

The fact that fishes will return time
after time to bite at the hook by which
they have been caught is often cited
as proof that fish have no memories
But Yves Delage, the great French hi
ologist, has been making some expri
ments which seem to prove the con
trary- He says that fish return to the
hook because their greediness is great.
er than the influence of their memory
II you place bright red disk upon a
hook the fishes viii cease to take IL
after being caught seven or eight times
If you change the color of the disk the
fish will return indefinitely. The red
disk made an impression on the fsh's
memory-slowly. it is true-and when
it recognized the danger signal it avoid.
ed it.-New York World
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First Come. First Served.

A woman was in New York ele-
vator which also had some men pas
sengers.
Ninth" said one of the men after
the car was fairly started
sixth said the woman.
The car sped by the sixth floor and
was halted at the ninth.
On the way back the woman asked:
why didn't you stop at the sixth
floor? The sixth floor is lower than
the ninth"
Il know that" said the elevator boy.
But the man said ninth first Ladies'
Home Journal
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Eniama of oravitation.

Gravitation is one Of natures eng
mas. The great Newton himself did
not pretend to know what gravitation
is. He only knew that it existed, and
he was able to prove how it acted. but
what it was in and of itself he never
knew. Gravitation is a law Of ma
ture or a force acting in accordance
with law Of nature. and that is all
that the wisest man is able to say
about it-unIess he is prepared to talk
nonsense. II is like electricity. We
know perfectly well what electricity
does, but what electricity itself is
battles the profoundest of scientists and
philosophers.-Ne York American.
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Cure For His pyspspsx.

Hogan-Phwat makes ye swally all
your dinner in two minutes, Grogan ?
Are yez atm on a bet?
Grogan-It's for the good av me dys-
pepsy, Moike. Sure the docther tould
me to rist an hour after atm, and how
else am OF goin' to git the hour of rist
in onless OF ate loike the mischief
Exchange
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$50 you were successful In your eff
forts to break your uncle's will in
which he left you only $20,OO0?''
eyes, won out easily"
"And how much did you finally
getY'
"After paying the lawyers l took
down $780, "-Detroit Free Press.
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coaIino the Sun.

Coal!ng the sun is an expression used
by physicists TO indicate the necessity
of renewing the stock of motive power
exactly analogous to coaling a vessel
for an ocean journey. Many maintain
that this is done by the incessant show
ers Of meteorites which rain in upon II
from celestial space. Thus it is that
the suns energy is continually kept up
and its fires are fed. Atom after atom
In the continuous collisions of matter
Is changed into vapor and adds its
quota of energy to the great central
storehouse-in fact. GOALS the sum
Exchange
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Up to Date.
Up 10 Uat0.
"They re very up to date"

''They re very up to date"
"That SOP
Yes. Her daughter is to be married
soon, and she has sent out invitations
that read this way: Mr.. and Mrs. Hen
ry Wattersby Brown request your pres
ence at the first wedding Of their
daughter Jane "-Detroit Free Press
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Iikaa Mir.eia

THE age Of miracles has gone" de.
clared The cynic
mo, 1t hasn't" said the woman. "My
husband told me this morning that be
noticed was wearing last seasons
hat and gave me money to buy a new
Baltimore American,
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did you tell the landlord what an
awful leak there was in the roof?'
Eyes, told him."
What did he say?"
HE said he'd fix the roof as soon as
YOU pay the rent you owe"
did he? / guess it amt much Of a
leak. "-CleveIand Plain Dealer.
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I'm glad to make your acquaintance,
major. l hope you'll pardon the ques-
ton. but is your marriage with my d.
vorced wife happyY
"Oh. very! | don't understand how
you courd separate from so charming
a woman. Don't you want to take her
back T"-Pittsburgh Press
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Inevitable,

"Why, she used to be a theatrica
star, but since she has grown fat shes
just an ordinary actress"
Nothing strange about that. ANY
astronomer will tell you that as star
increase in magnitude they decrease IL
brightness Chicago Tribune.
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LITTLE nrona Of Mat.r

ibid they make you recite LITTLE
Drops Of Water when you were a
childr'
YES" replied Colonel Stillwell. "And
It didn't stop there. When / grew W
they tried to insist on my adopting
them as a beverage" = Washington
Star
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Not An.

Thomas" said the mother severely,
"some one has taken a big piece of
gingerbread out Of the pantry"
Tommy blushed guiltily.
"Oh, Thomas" she exclaimed. 81
didn't think it was in you"
1T amt ALL" replied Tommy. Part
of it's in Elsie National Monthly.
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Hsr lJItimatur.

my dear, would you have time t
sew a button on for me before you gof'
1--WE told you before, Alfred, JANE
will do it for you Please remember
you married typewriter, not sew
ang machine."-San Francisco Chroni
Gle.
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Glass nistinotiar.

ibid ye see as Jim got ten years
penal for stealing that 'oss?'
Serve i'm right too. Why didn't
e buy the 'oss and not pay for i'm like
any other gentleman. London Sketch.
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Hadn't Heard Of Any Other.

Bjones-Don't you think a laxative
woman is more popular with the men
than any other kind? Henpeckke-
What other kind is there ?-PhiladeI-
phia Record.
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unkind.

Ella-Live and learn. Stella-If you
had been learning all the time you
have been living you would make a
sixteen volume encyclopedia look like
pocket dictionary.-New York Press.
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The a..t wax

Choose always the way that seems
the best. however rough it may be.
Custom will soon render it easy and
greeable.-Pythagora
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Tho MsntaI Railroad.

PATIENT cannot concentrate, doc
tor My train of thought keeps jump
ing the track Doctor-Ah, a nervous
wreck Puck
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Manager-CouId you do the landlord
In 1.-THE Lady of Lyons?" Actor
Well, should think so. I've done q
good many .-Londop Taller.
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THAT girl I've been goIn' to see
amt got no sense of humor."
"Didn't she laugh when You prcpos-
ed Houston Post.
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Mandatorv

Ethel-I'm awfully sorry. but can't
come to the party tonight. as | have a
date. Gladys-Can't you break It?
Ethel-Not this one. dear. It's man
date.-Lippincott's.
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Admit tina Wrnnn.

A man should never be ashamed to
own he has been in the wrong. 1t is
but saying in other words that he is
wiser today than yesterday.
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Never suffer your courage to expend
itself in fierceness. your resolution in
obstinacy, your wisdom in cunning nor
-"''- nofiAnce in snllenness and despair.
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If you cannot be free, h as free Ne
you can.-Emerson.
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The absent are like children-helpless
to defend themselves Reade
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5cnoouie IN erect 6.4U q. M, Marcn 18Th, l1l2.
Subject to change.
LEAVE BRISTOL FOR BURLINGTON.
DAILY except Saturdays and Sundays
$40. 800 90O 1000. 1910, Ills M, 1890 l30 29O,
$50. 40, $50, $40 p. m.
SArURDAYs-640 500, 900, IO.0O lO.40. II Is, a.
M, 1880, 1.30, go, 300, $40, 40, 500. 64O 640
40, p. m.
suNDAYs-s2O, 800, 1000 lO.4O Ills, a. m,
1880 l.3O, go, 500, $40, 40, 500, $40, 640 7SO
pam
LEAVE BURLINGTON FOR BRISTOL.
DAILY except Saturdays and Sundays
$50. $50, $780, 1920, l1OO ll30. m, LOO ZOO 500
400. 500. $50, $50, p. m.
SATURDAYs-6.5O,S $50, $50, 1920. ll.OO, lI.sO, a.
M, LOO, 200, 240, $40, 400, 40 $40. $50, $50
7.3O, p. m.
sUNpAYs-sSo, $50. 1910, IL 90, 1l.so, q. M,
Loo. 200, 24O 80, 400, 40, So $780, $50, 7.4O
p. m.
NOTES-READ CAREFULLY
On Decoration Day the trips will be the
same as Saturday time table.
The boat for the performances In the A udi-
tor1nm will leave Bristol at TAO p. M, return
ing will leave Burlington twenty minutes
after the performances. No trips will be made
without there are 80 passengers.
No trips guaranteed in foggy weather.
WILLIAM DORON
Secretary, Treasurer and General Manager
Cali Independent Telephone Burlington, NJ
j., via Keystone, Nos. l89-D or lO4-D Bristol
and 257-D Burlington.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
CALLS BENSEL DICTATOR
George Clinton Criticises Canal
Terminal Action.

Albany, July 7-Characterizing State En-
gineer John A. Bensel as a dictator In the
matter OF locating barge canal terminals
George Clinton, Of Buffalo, chairman of
the executive committee OF tho Barge Can
al Conference, which drafted the barge
canal terminal legislation, in a letter 10
Mr. Bensel declares that the State Engt-
neer Is not giving the localities where the
terminals have been located or are 10 be
located sufficient latitude in making sug-
eestions as TO the selection OF sites. Chair
man C1inton's letter and Mr.. Benseis re-
ply were given out to-day.
Mr.. Clinton complains against Mr.. Ben
sells action in refusing, he says, Ito per
nit the people of the various localities al
which canal terminals will DO constructed
TO see your plans after they are pre-
pared and before the Canal Board acts upon
them"
In his reply 10 Mr.. Clinton, Mr.. Bensel
points out that terminals have been located
at Brooklyn, Fort Edward. Ithaca, Herlri-
mer. Mohawk. Albany, Schenectady, Utica
Mechanicville. Lockport and Rome, only
after the heads OF these municipalities and
presidents Of the chambers or commerce
or boards OF trade had approved the sites
named in the plans prepared by the state
Engineer. In addition, the State Engineer
saws hearings at all points were held preVi-
GUS 10 approving the plans. and that citi-
Gems had the fullest opportunity to dis
cuss sites and locations.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
MIX-UP IN WRECK VICTIMS
Girl Supposed To Be Dead APP
pears at Corning, N. Y.

Corning, ~ Y. July THE body Of Miss
Emma Wagner Of Jersey City, n. J., one
Of the forty victims of Thursdays wreck
was identified to-day by her father Miss
Wagner was a stenographer.
Mrs. c. Twins body was positively
identified by her husband, who reached here
from Philadelphia to-day. Mrs. Irwin was
an actress, and was on her way 10 visit
relatives In Chicago. Her husband says
that she should have had $500 on her per-
son. but only $40 was found.
II was learned here to-day that there
was a nlx-up in the previous Identification
Of a girls body as that Of Mabel Laird
five-year-old daughter Of William r Laird
The body was shipped to Hoboken. where
on the opening OF the coffin IL was discov-
cred that the girl was not Mr.. Lara
daughter, but the daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Armstrong, Of Hoboken. both OF whom iost
their lives in the wreck.
An elder brother Of Mabel Laird came
TO Corning and identified the body Whlcn
was thought 10 be that Of Regina Patuozk''
ss that Of Mabel Laird. The former sur
nr,sed those in charge OF the bodies by ap-
nearing to-day and identifying her fathers
body. -
The charred spinal column or paoy
found in the debris late to-day has oeen
tprned over by Coroner Smith TO local
undertaken and the authorities VIII Try 10
Identify the babe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
'KOENIG NOW TO GET BUSY
Coming Back To day to Take Up
Work of Campaign.

Samuel S. Koenig, president Of the Re
publican County Committee. will return to
this city to-day after spending several
days at his summer home, at Bradley
Beach. He will talk over the local situa-
ton with several OF his lleutenants. and
during the day he will receive reports OF
the exact conditions in the various As
sembly districts.
William Barnes, jr. chairman OF the Re-
publican State Committee, went to Wash
inEton yesterday to talk over the place of
chairman OF the national committee with
President Taft II was said by his friends
that he could have the active control OF
the Taft campaign II he only said the word,
but so far Chairman Barnes has hesitated
to accept. as he IS anxious to roll up a big
majority in this state for the President.
Should he accept the Craftsmanship OF the
national committee It IL likely that he
would be succeeded by either Speaker z.
A. Merritt, jr., or Herbert Parsons
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
GANG ASSAULTS POLICEMAN
Bedford Avenue Officer Stunned IN
Ouelling Brawl.

pa+roInan Frank G. Hayden, attached 70
the Bedford avenue station, is In serious
condition at his home, No. lS9 Guernsey
street. williamsburg, as the result OF try
ting 70 make an arrest during gang night
on Wythe avenue, near North Sth street.
HAYDEN was struck from behind with a
HUNT instrument, receiving q severe con-
cusslon OF the brain and bad scalp wound.
The fight began in a small dance hall and
was carried out TO the sidewalk While
the men were battling the screams OF
women attracted Hayden. When he ar
rived a number Of men ran away and
learning that they had been the cause OF
the fight. he started in pursuit
When Hayden began the chase the gang
was running along Wythe avenue in the
direction OF the railroad freight yards at
North 5th street. As Hayden overhauled
tho fugitives two men ran UP behind him,
and while one struck the policeman with
the hunt instrument the other discharged
two shots at Hayden. who was dazed by
the blow. The police have been Unable TO
obtain any description Of Hayden's assall-
ants.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
UNDERWOOD WAITS ORDERS
Ready to Follow Wilson Into
Thickest of the Fight.

Washington. July IA 'valedlctory ad-
dress" by the Underwood Presidential cam
paign managers was made last night in a
statement by Senator Bankhead, who was
Mr. Underwoods leading campaign man
ager.
Senator Bankhead declared II would have
been crime 10 nominate Mr.. Underwood
for the Vice-Presidency instead OF leaving
him in the House, where the success Of
Governor Wilson's administration will
largely depend upon Mr. Underwood's lead
ership." The statement continues:
Mr. Underwood has no regrets and feels
no resentment. His great heart IS undis-
turbed by the results at Baltimore. Though
his desire vas 70 be nominated, he feels
that under his leadership a great victory
has been won. But his fOndest hope, how
ever, In event he could not win, was that
his candidacy would forever eliminate from
the hearts OF all men whatever OF sectional
feeling there remained
Mr. Underwood Is entirely contented with
the results and will continue 70 devote his
great abilities and qualities OF leadership
to the duties Of the position he holds as
leader OF the national Democracy. He
awaits orders and will follow Governor
Wilson into the thickest Of the eight and
expects a sweeping victory IN November.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
BAPTIsTs GET $4,000
Second Avenue Church VIII Enlarge
It's Polyglot Work.

The Second Avenue Baptist Church, at
10th street, the Rev. DR.. r. F. Y. Fierce
pastor, has secured $1,000, some OF u COM
ing from individuals in distant parts OF
the United States and some from the Bap-
list City Mission Society. The Chinese
Bible School and the Young Mems Five
o'clock Club have also contributed TO the
sum-
With the money important changes are
TO be made IN the church and It's parish
buildings Religious services are now car
ried on there in seven languages
The plans decided upon call for oficss OF
administration, to be put in the upper part
Of the front, on the avenue, an enlarge
ment Of the present auditorium and the
introduction OF chapels into the parish
building on the south, so arranged that
services may go on in different languages
and hymns be sung. and one service not
drown out another one. II Is purposed also
10 provide a gymnasium.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
BUSY WEEK FOR CONGRESS
Archbald's Impeachment Likely
Final Vote on Lorimer.

Washington. July congress will begin
a midsummer week OF activity tomorrow.
with final action on the Lorimer election
case pledged in the Senate and probable
impeachment steps in the House against
Judge Robert W. Archibald. OF the Com
merce Court, in connection with the coal
bank deals IN Pennsylvania.
II was declared tonight that the unani-
nous report OF the House Judiciary Com
mittee recommending Archbalds impeach-
ment by the Senate would be adopted by
tho House without protracted debate, as
the Pennsylvania delegation has disclosed
no intention OF opposing K.
The Lorimer vote will DE reached the
middle or latter part OF this week
Il imagine there will be a majority Of
I'VE or six against Senator Lorimer." said
Senator Kern OF Indiana, one 81 tho lead
ers IN the fight against Jorimer's retention
Of his seat 81 have taken no poll. how
ever. and know OF no one else who has
done so"
Senator Dillingham;, OF Vermont. chair
man Of the special Investigating commit
tee whose majority reported in favor OF
Lorimer. was non-commlttRL Some Sena-
tors who will vote for Lorimer conceded
that the vote would be az least close. Mr..
Lorimer has prepared 20 make a ringing
speech IN his own defence toward the last
Senator Dillingham; will conclude his speech
tomorrow in LOrimers defence, while
Senators Fletcher, Of Florida and Jones,
Of Washington. and possibly others, will
supplement. Senators Kenyon. OF Iowa,
- a.
against the Illinois Senator.
The House, under a special rule. Will con-
slider these measures:
The seaman's BILL to abolish the 60
called Involuntary servitude" OF seamen
and encourage the enlistment and train
ing OF boys for the merchant marine
The REORGANIZATION measure, 70
compel tho proper equipment OF all sea-
going ships with wireless telegraphy and
impose rules and regulations governing the
interchange Of messages.
The free ship" bill granting American
register 10 all American owned ships.
wherever built. and which are engaged
I'm foreign trade. u would admit free OF
duty 20 the United States all materials
entering into the construction or repair OF
such vessels.
The House Rules Committee has ar
ranged also 10 give right OF way to bills
10 prohibit gambling IN cotton and TO pro
vide for a Jury trial In contempt OF court
cases.
The beginning Of the end Of the invesd-
CATION into the Florida Everglades drain
age deals, in which the names OF Secre-
tary Wilson OF the Department OF Agrt-
culture and several officials OF his de-
partment figured. probably will be reached
on Wednesday, when the House Commit
tee OF Expenditures in the Department Of
Agriculture viii hear the last witness.
Chairman Moss expects to submit his To
port 10 the House the middle OF the
month.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08
CARS TELESCOPE; a DEAD
Some of the IL Injured Passen-
GERS Robbed After Collision.

Marion. Ind, July T. - -Four persons
were killed and twelve or more seriously
injured in a head-on collision between two
tnterurban cars on the Marion. BlIhton ~
Eastern Traction line in ibis city TINS
afternoon. The dead are william Lcntz, OF
Marion; George Dolgouffee. OF Upland mo
and BENJAMIN c. snvers and Garrett van
Weeldy Of Marion
The collision was between regular car
and one loaded with excursionists bound
for Goldthwaite Park. an amusement re-
sort a half mile eLst of this city, and oc-
Cured on a straight track
The two. cars werc telescoped, the heavy
interurban passing half way through the
lighter park car. The park car was
crowded and contained many women but
only one was seriously hurt.
Shortly after the wreck 1t was reported
that some. OF the injured had been robbed.
One man said he saw a woman robbed OF
her purse. which she said contained slVo'
No cause has been assigned for the acci-
dent.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-08

last night, answering letters in long hand
to number Of his personal friends. He
slept until 10 o'clock this morning, and
after breakfast he and Mrs. Wilson went
TO the First Presbyterian Church at Spring
Lake, where the Rev. DR.. W. a. Halsey. a
classmate Of the Governor preached the
sermon.
During the afternoon George 7. Record
passed the Governors cottage in an auto
mobile. but did not stop to congratulate
him.
Among the Governors callers to-day were
John r. Burton. assistant secretary Of the
Democratic National Committee; Henry
Morgenthau. who brought J. B. Greenhut,
the well known New York drygoods mer-
chant; Joseph Bernstein and Tom Pevee,
who had charge Of the Wilson headquar-
tiers at Washington.
Governor Wilson will entertain the New
Jersey delegates TO the Baltimore conven-
ton at luncheon tomorrow, and there is
expected 20 be a pathetic scene as he and
Jim" Nugent make UP again.