The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-07-09
III e A R I'D
BY
X u b E

WITH street cars running around her
court house it won't be long until the
Crown Pointers are referring to the
square as the loop.
A good deal of the romance of mar
ried life gets withered late on Satur-
day night, when a tired mother has to
put three kids into the bathtub to give
them scrubbing.
THAT hesitation about Woodrow re-
signing the governorship to splash out
for the White House is no doubt due to
the old proverb that hen in the mitt
is, worth pair in the bullrushes.
"PITTsBURG IN THE THROEs OF
REAL MORAL wAyE.'-Headline No
doubt 1t is the tail-end of that little
typhoon that suddenly swept over Gary
a few months ago.
ALL that is necessary now to line
up Tom O'Connen's vote is for some
one of the faithful TO discover that
Tommy Marshall is direct descendant
of the Hon. Brian Boru.
TEDDY B.-As far as we know. in
case he is elected. Berghon will be de-
clared the official beverage Of the vice
presidency.
WHAT'S become of the old fashioned
town woman who used to buy green
tomatoes and place them on the window
sill TO redden?
MANY titewad would buy an auto
weren't for the fact that he is scared
to death that some of his neighbors
might ask him for a ride.
THE village (Hegewisch) smithy is
busy shooting Brother Louis boss, the
red wagon is all dolied up. and it won't
be long until our subscription legate
is out jollying the farmers and part
ing them from enough of the green to
keep the paper coming for another
twelve month
NOTICE by THE TINES classified col
umns that the makers of Andrew. a
new liquid concentrated beer, a spoon
full of which in water makes a pint of
Bud, want agents. Hennery Coldbottie
has sent for three barrels of the stuff
as a sample. If It's all right Hennery
will give an order for some of it.
IN other words. T. r. is an imitator
of Vulcan now that he is trying to
make some bolts.
AMONG other little bothers is the
, couple who takes profound pains to
celebrate the first monthly anniversary
of their wedding
JOHN .. was rs yesterday and up to
| the time we went to press nobody at
Whiting was grateful enough to send
/ him a little present.
| A SOCIALIST is always for dividing
| the wealth or the country until some
| forgotten relative leaves him five
thousand or SO.
| THE mayor of Boston got sick from
| eating something at Baltimore on the
| last day of the convention. Good peo-
pie of Gary ought to thank the Lord
| that hizzener. the Hon. Tom Knots
essayed TO come home One day sooner
| AMONG other pleasant occupations at
| this time of the year is that of the
merchant who is getting in his winter
/ furs, caps and overcoats and who
spends an hour each day checking them
up.
IT wouldn't be bad idea If the South
Shore interurban would hang out few
signs on it's station platforms reading
| Women and Children First"
IN other words. it's a good thing
| that when the Titanic" went down
that a lot of South Shore male passen-
gers weren't on the Passenger list in
stead of the good sports that were.
| HIGHLAND girls are getting sc
economical that they set out tubs tc
gather in rain water for a bath. as ii
is a great soap saver.
SEE that Jim Sherman is to take the
| rest cure. Now whoever heard of q
vice president doing anything that
| would require a rest? Must be SONS
mistake.
HEAR tell that lot of those canny
Lowell farmers will go to Chicago mex
| week to see about getting the hay
] privileges for the bull moose eonven'
ton.