The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-05-24

Der OF elections tor this year, and thei
cost. After working 1O4 hours da,
and night, he came in with glowing
face to announce the result of his la.
bors. Just before we received his
report we reminded him all these cleo.
tons wre merely primary in charac.
ter and more were coming. We do
not know when we can print the re-
suit of his findings, as the doctors at
Blackfoot are not very sanguine of
his early recovery.
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Somehow Mr.. Heitman's explana-
tons don't explain very we'll.
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When the Chicago convention is on
and all that hot air is let loose in the
Windy City the farmers of the Middle
West may look out for some corn.
blighting breezes.
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After the city is all cleaned up,
what's the matter with staying clean?
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OF course our street-sprinklers could
shut off the water and not make our
street crossings mass of mud-but
nobody makes any kick, and the dis
play of pretty ankles compensates us
personally.
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Many of the spell binders are very
eloquent, but their oratory would be |
futile if they were trying to get a loan
of $40 from their home bank.
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A six year term for president will |
make slow times for "the boys" while
they wait for their turn in the White
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The presidential candidates thought
hey could court the California women
~ telegraph. but the general history
# the sex shows that the thing has
0 be done in person.
Mr.. Ismay was cheered when he ar
lved in Liverpool, but up to date no
ressure has been brought to bear
n the Carnegie commission to give
i'm hero medal
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The voters are paying down their {
God money for the 1912 model of
olitical machine, as they hate to be
zen out on the road with the 1911
lodel.
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Occasionally people will be seen :
aiding the figures of delegates elect /
to Chicago. but of course they will u
,ver have the significance in history
at attaches to the batting averages v
the leaders in the leagues. +
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Now celebrate Fathers Day by hav- n
g Father take you on a blowout! :.
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Vincent Astor is getting lots of =,
tiers advising him what to do with
money, and his secretary's Sec I.
tary's secretary gets $500 a day for ~
rowing them in the waste basket.
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Senator MARITIME praises apple-jack,
t it would be better to speak of ..
me drink with which the senators g.
not familiar, like cold water. 90
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The anthracite miners speak many 49,
ferent languages. This is one rea- ~
n why they throw bricks, as that "
a form of speech needing no inter- ..
tier. ~
The lawn mower card in the win
W OF one of our local stores saws
boy can run it." What the Old ge
IN is anxiously inquiring about is ma
I'LL he run it,"
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1oout the only way to stop the
xican instruction will be to set ed
free lunch counters for the rebels
tead of firing guns at them. tic
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t you will attend the Chicago con- din
ltion. lay in your brass knuckles! an,
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there is a movement for the abol-
ment of unnecessary noises, but
think how sweet a locomotive
istle or fire alarm sounds to the jud
ow who comes in from herdine mil
ep. of
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Depressed business conditions are 4
orted from the Eastern states. no fro
'bt due to the fact that the base
season is becoming interesting hoe
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he Taft-Roosevelt campaign in "
10 was the bitterest thing that ever knc