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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
Our Pattern
Department.
Order Patterns by Number.

9osl.s127-A New and Unique Mod
eli. Smart and decidedly effec-
tive: made of French wolfe in a
pretty shade of gray, with pip
ings of green satin, and bands
of embroidery. The Waist Pat
tern 9091 may be developed in
high or low neck style, and
with short bell or close fitting
long sleeve. The fronts are
crossed In surplice effect, so
becoming to most figures. The
separate skirt panels may be
omitted. The Skirt Pattern 9121
IL cut in ) sizes: %, "a, rs, %
and 80 inches waist measure.
The waist In 5 sizes: "a, 36. 3S,
40 and AZ inches bust measure.
1t will require Z "a yards of 40
inch material for the entire cos
tune in a medium size.
This illustration calls for TWO
SEPARATE patterns, which will
be mailed to any address or re-
ceipt of 10 CENTS FOR EACH
in silver or stamps.
9173-A Comfortable School Dress
for Mothers Girl. Girls One
Piece Dress with Long Shout
der, and with Long or Shorter
Sleeve. Plaid wooden was used
for this model in pretty green
and brown tones. Green velvet
forms the decoration on collar,
belt and cuffs. The front is
closed at the side, a good and
practical feature of this model.
The collar may be finished with
deep quaker" back or in
shorter round edge. The pat
tern is cut in 4 sizes: 6, 8, 10
and II years. 1t requires 3 IA
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
MA!LlNj INSTRUCTIONS,

The patterns illustrated on this
page will be mailed to any address On
receipt of 10 cents ~(silver, wrapped in
paper, or stamps) for each pattern.
excepting embroidery patterns, which
viii be sold at prices as given with
description. Write name and address
plainly and be sure 10 state numbers
and sizes OF patterns desired. Re-
member that in these patterns allow.
ance is made for seams. Address.
PATTERN DEPARTMENT.
Catholic Printing Co,
Dubuque. iowa,
Use coupon below.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
Dir lirfrrn gndJ Die CLUTTER I
81 bili9en preifeu. !

"a, 26, % and 30 inches waist
measure. 1t requires 8 IA Yards
OF 4O-inch material for the
skirt, and 3 5-S yards for the
tunic for a 24-inch size.
SOFIA Charming Frock. One or
Two-Piece Dress with Shield.
and with Full Length or Shorter
Sleeve; for Misses and Small
women. Blue linen with collar
EN- ~broidered in white dots, and
with bands of white and white
shield for trimming was used
for this model. The waist has a,
pretty sailor collar that extends
to the waistline; the closing of
waist and skirt is made in the
centre front. The pattern is cut
in D sizes: IA, II, is, II and 10
years. 1t requires 4 1-2 yards
of 4i-inch material for the II.
year size.
loSo-Iowel End. Intended for
Wallachian embroidery. and
buttOnhole stitch for the edges.
Perforated pattern. Use
Transfer pattern Toe
ls33-Scarfs and Doilies. Scarf,
lSx4S; doilies. 8 1-2xS IL
inches. An exceptionally pretty
floral design. suitable for solid
or eyelet embroidery.
Stamped on linen. Use
Perforated pattern of 1-2. Use
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
inches bust measure. 1t re-
quires 2 is yards of 44-inch
material for the 36-inch size.

sS42-A Neat School FrOck for
Mothers Girl. Girls Dress with
Side Closing. The practical fea-
ture of this model is the con-
venient. comfortable closing al
the side, which will enable the
little Miss to help herself in her
dressing and avoid the catching
of braids and curls in button
holes down the back. The
design has deep tucks over the
shoulders and a straight plated
skirt. The sleeve is of the
bishop style with straight band
cuff. The pattern is cut in 4
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

line may be held in place by a
belt or ribbon, If the shirring is
not desired. The pattern is cut
in 6 sizes: 30. "a. Sc, SO. 40 and
~ inches bust measure. 1t re-
quires 4 Ia yards of 36-inch
material for the 3S-inch size.
New and Desirable Model.
Ladies' Mannish Shirt Waist
with Deep Armseye, and Yoke
Facing that may be omitted.
Scotch flannel in pretty gray
tones was used for this model.
which is finished with deep
armseye and long shoulder. The
design is suitable for all shifting
materials. The pattern is cut in
6 sizes: 81, &c, 3S, 40, ~ and A.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

plaits over the front and back
give breadth to the figure. The
sleeve is neatly finished with a
band cuff. The sailor collar is
jaunty. The pattern is cut in 4
sizes: 4, s, 8 and 10 years. 1t
requires 2 7-S yards of 44-inch
material for the Swear size.
317O-A Dainty Garment for the
Hour of Rest. Ladies' Dressing
or House Sack. White cotton
crepe with landings of blue and
white embroidery vas used for
this design. The design is fin
ished with a side closing and
deep shoulder plaits. The sleeve
is cut in one with the body pOr-
tons. The fullness at the waist
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

sizes: 6, s, 10 and IL years. 1t
requires 3 l-2 yards of 36-inch
material for the l0-year size.
s199-A Stylish Tunic Skirt. Ladies'
Tunic with Six Gore Skirt
Foundation, with or without
Circular FlOunce. This design
holds several practical features.
The skirt foundation may be
finished with or without the
%HOunce, and the tunic may be
worn over any skirt. Silk.
cashmere. wolfe. marquisette
and similar fabrics. combina-
tons of materials. wash fab
RIGS and wash silks are all ap-
prOpriate for this model. The
pattern is cut in } sizes: %,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19
yards of 36-inch material for
the Swear size.

the Swear size.
570-Sofa Pillow Top. This por-
trays an effective and desirable
pattern. A grape design for de-
velopment in outline embroi.
derry. Size 1Sx1S.
Stamped on art cloth ...... 40e
Perforated pattern. ...... Csc
Transfer pattern. 10c
9024-A Neat and Practical Froek.
Girls One-Piece Dress with
Body and Sleeve in One, and
with Sailor Collar. A very COM
Portable and pleasing dress is
here shown, suitable for any of
the materials now in vogue. The
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-03-19

Gin Antro9 nui NuibebunS oce
Seiuitcu> @eiepes lit bon pSy GciGSs
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
Fliqht Of a Honey Bee.

George S. Demuth, now with the
United States department of agricul
ture, but until recently at: the head
OF the apiary department in the Office
of the. state entomologist, tells in the
forthcoming annual report of the
apiary department, ofsproof. he has Of
the great speed attained by honey
bees in their flight. Mr.. Demuth was
shipping some bees from Terre Haute
to Indianapolis in special traction
car, when a few of the bees escaped
from the boxes in which they We're be.
ing transported. ~----. r
"When the bees escaped" said Mr..
Demuth, II watched their, behavior
and was surprised to find they had no
difficulty in flying out at the open cal
door and flying: ahead of the moving
car: The car was. going at the rate OF
35 or 40 miles an hour. In my: opin.
ion, the flight sof u honey bee must
exceed the speed Of the average rail
way train.'' HI 81 a..
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
MAKE WIGS OF SPUN GLASS
Natural Hair Becoming Scarce, Deal.
ers in Artificial Product Are
Driven to Extremities.

No one outside the artificial hair
business knows the difficulty that
merchants in hair-goods have expert
enced in getting material of sufficient
quality-especially in braids-at any
thing like the prices which most peo-
pie are willing to pay. Many coun-
tries, indeed, place such restrictions
on wig-makers, owing to hygienic rea-
sons, that natural hair is becoming
more and more rare.
In certain parts of France the ex-
pedient was resOrted to of making
wigs from certain fibrinous plants;
especially was this done with those
which have served to furnish mate
rial for rugs and blankets. BY split
ting the fibers very fine and treating
them chemically, it was possible to
make artificial hair, but the labor in
volved the asking of prices that
were almost prohibitive. Moreover,
complaints were made that the substi-
tute was not satisfactory. Horsehair
vision and Frightening, but the imita-
tion, except for the very poor class of
trade, signally failed. Now, thanks to
series of experiments, it has been
found possible to utilize spun crystal
for the purpose, reducing it to any
shade which may be desired and to
any degree of finenes. Indeed, the
resemblance to human hair is said to
be all but absolute. The new product
has the advantage, moreover, of
weighing very little, and "hair" made
Of glass presents an appearance of
luster and is, above all, thoroughly
hygienic.-Harper's Weekly.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
IS ALWAYS SOME CELEBRITY
Nobody Ever Recalls. That in Previous
Incarnation He Was Hum
81 BILE Person.

Dr. Julia Sears, head of the New
Thought School," says: There are
enough people on the planet todayiwho
remember one or moro Of their eincar-
nations to make it a certainty that re,
incarnation is positive fact
All right, doctor; we'll add this to
our list OF positive facts, which is al
ready become somewhat unWieldly.
Still, there is Z question: which has,been
puzzling us good while, and we now
make bold to ask: Why is 1t that,
among all those people who remem-
Der one. or moresofi their aincarnations,
not ono can remember being an shod
carrier, an undertakeFs assistant, or
an office boy in a-soap factory? There
Is strong tendency to run toward
royal families, court musicians, and
philosophers. Two or three persons
can distinctly remember having, been
Joan of Arc, and the number of rein
carnated Napoleons and Louis Four
teenths is growing all the time. But
the man we are anxious to meet is
the chap who can remember with
pleasure his incarnation as the
brawny white wings" who pushed tn
scoop around the arena of the Roman
Coliseum after the show was over and
the animals retired, or the employe Of
the Imperial Health Department
whose duty twas to descend into the
Cloaca Maximas when itygot clogged.
Another New Thought which comes
at this moment is in connection with
the statement of DR., Sears that she
was the Italian singer Marsina 400
years ago, was bitterly discontented,
and now she longs to sing and cannot.
There's matter for rumination in this.
We shall hurry away now to tell the
young woman in the apartment ad-
joining ours that the reason she longs
to sing, or thinks sheHcan sing, and
cannot, is because she had a. sweet
pipe several hundred years ago and
didn't make the most of it.-Puck.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
Coffnjese Funeral.

The Bacchanalian funeral IN Italy,
which took half day to reach tho
burial place, is very like what Dean
Ramsay tells Of bygone Scotland.
There was the old maiden lady OF
strathspey< who bade her grandnephew
see that as much whisky was used at
her funeral as had been used at her
baptism. The churchyard was ten
miles from her, home; it was q short
November day; and night was closing
In when the funeral procession ar
rived. sBut .whaur's Miss Ketty?" ask.
ed the grave digger, and being an
swered, I'm her coffin, to be. sure" he
still missed the conin. The party, dur
Ing q halt at wayside inn, had rested
It on a dyke, and forgotten It when
they resumed their way; and tho in
terment had to be postponed until the
next day. s..-~ .-.. ..
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
RATHER CRUDE AND BOLD
Bethel Preacher Gives Congregation
= OF Shellbacks Startling Descrip-
tion Of Bad Place.

Il knew the late Clark Russell
well,'' said a. Philadelphia shipping re-
porter. "The unhappy man, racked
with rheumatism, lay for many years
on his back as helpless. as newborn
babe That, perhaps, was how he
came to leave 100000. He couldn't
spend any of his money, you see
Authors make less than is sup:
posed. Clark Russell was once talk
Ing to me about authors earnings. He
said that publishers exaggerated the
earnings so as to get more people to
write for them.
He said that the millionaire pub
Usher, in order to draw authors on,
painted the prosperity of the success
full writer with. the bold, crude exag-
geration wherewith the preacher in
the mariners bethel painted the hor-
rors of the bad place
A bethel preacher, he explained,
was describing the bad place to con-
gregation of shellbacks.
shipmates,,, he said, you've seen
the molten iron come running out Of
the furnace, haven't your Il comes
put white hot, sizzling ana hissink
-
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26

she will go to the Twin Cities to Wis
tt friends. She expects that Harold
and Marion White will spend their
Easter vacations in the Twin Git
les
Miss Donna 4Lycan will leave for
Brainerd Saturday morning to be the
guest of Mrs. Howard lngersoll over
Sunday. Miss Lycan will then so to
the Twin Cities where she will visit
friends for week. Wilbur Lycan
expects to go to Minneapolis Friday
night.
Mrs. w. A. Mcdonald will take or
ders for angels food and devils food
cakes from now until Easter, The
proceeds OF this will go to the benefit
of the Episcopal church. Each men,
Der of the church will endeavOr to
raise money, certain sum being.
needed by Easter. "
o. J. Weekly and Son of Gully,
Minn., have some fine bargains in
this community. If you are looking
for home you should call on him
before you decide to buy. Land of
heavy clay soil at SO per acre and
up. Both timber and prairie. Call
at 1907 Beltrami Ave. Bemidji; MINI.
Mrs. Sarah Roberts is expected to
return to Bemidji Sunday morning
after having spent the past winter
in the Twin Cities Two weeks ago
Mrs. Roberts joined her daughter,
Miss Ivis, at Northfield where she is
attending the Carlton college, and
they will return home together. Miss
Roberts will be here during her Eas-
ter vacation.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
T.. So r. <zzzs..s S. 4 81
spEcIAL-FOReTHE CHILDREN.

. Children allover the. city have adopt.
ed Checkers as their favorite con
fection. The crispy, tasty bits of good
ness have won their hearts and stom.
achs. They like Checkers" they like
the way this confection is packed-in
triple-sealed, air-tight, dust-proof box
es-alWays kept fresh and clean.
They like the mixture of finest, tender,
est popcorn, the added peanuts and
the coating of pure Louisiana sugar
and molasses.
In every package they find souve
mir, worth nearly cents If bought
separately.
The souvenirs are imported princi
pally from Germany and the other for
eign countries and, owing to the mil.
lions imported, the manufacturers are
enabled to furnish unusual value in a
little gift in addition to the high class
confection with which it is packed. !
But the confection is the thing chill
dren want-and the souvenir comet
as pleasant "extra value "
Don't miss it-yon can't mistake the
red and white checker board box
Ask any storekeeper. .and don't be sat.
isfed till you get '.Checkers"-only
cents.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
ThinIy Covered Rebuke.

Reginald de Koven told at musi-
Gale in Chicago a story in praise of
modesty. "A group Of tourists" he
said, Gin Bonn visited Beethoven's
house. One of the tourists, girl of
twenty or SO, sat down at Beethoven's
piano and played the Moonlight
Sonata none too we'll. Beethoven's
own work, In his own room, on his
own piano! When the girl had fin-
ished she rose and said to the old
caretaker: I suppose lots of famous
musicians have been here and played
on this Instrument Wen, MISS the
caretaker answered. grave]y, Pa
derewskt was here last year and his
friends urged him to play, but he
shook his head and said: No, L am
not worthy"
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
Shelves and Straight Fronts.

"There are a great many things in
this library that if I had my way
would be changed" remarked an az.
grieved-looking woman to a librarian
the other day. "For instance, look at
those lower shelves! They're an out.
rage!" she said stormily, making a
sweeping gesture toward the shelves
In question. do you wear straight
fronts?" she asked with an angry
glare, and then without waiting for a
reply, announced decisively, "Well, l
10; and though I've been wanting
that volume down there for the last
half hour, do you think I'd dare get
1t? No, consider it positively dan
ges GUS to take book off those lower
Shelves
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26
CLEARED up THE MYSTERY
Son Enlightens Mother az to Queer
Remarks After Partners' Names
on Program.

The young mans mother was
Strengthening up his chifronier and she
picked up one Of his dance programs.
This is part of what she read: IL z.nt
1. Two-step. x. ~>
2. Waltz. Miss Brown, pink lady.
3. Two-step, Miss VanSant, blue. IT
4. Waltz K. Il.
5. Two.step. Miss Dusall, red,
black in hair.
6. Waltz. Miss Dawson, old rose,
Z. >Two-step. Miss Barnes gold
locket. .se -
8. Waltz. Miss Mckay. -s.-.E
8: Two-step. Miss Buchannon.
Son. said the mother that even
Ing, what $ are those remarks after
your partners names? Miss, Brown
would not be pleased to know she had
been called the pink lady" ., -...
"Why, mother, that's ll,right.t Lots
of the fellows mark their programs
like that. You see, a fellow, can't al
ways remember a girl when he meets
her for the first time, there are $50
many OF them. So, to avoid embar-
rassment,f he notes some distinguish
Ing mark. Now, Miss Brown wore q
pink dress. The x indicates, Of course,
the girl I accompanied to the, dance.
Miss Dusall wore red dress, but 50
did others, $50 to be sure not to waste
any time hunting her noted that she
had a black band around her hair The
girls with whom am acquainted I
know without, any descriptive notes.
O, it's all right, mother. In that way
we never have to go up to a girl and
ask her If she is observation-disclosures
oils News.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-03-26

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