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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
CONSTIPATION and CaEarrh

For many years Ipave bsen wrest.
ling with the problen of furnisb;ne
the public an interna catarrh remedv
Peruna has been tie remedy thai
have devised and it has certainly re-
lIeved many thousandpeople, yes hun
dreds of thousands ofpeople, of chron.
ic catarrh. -
Constipation was m chief difficulty
in treating these casSA l often fell
that it would be bettr IL a laxatiyaS
element were added q Peruna,
feared to do SO. howevr, first because
of the number of catrshal patients
who needed no laxatiI, and second
was afraid of makingsuch a radical
change in a remedy ut was already
doing so well. Thus twas that con.
tinued to prescribe WI the Peruna a
bottle of Manalin to tBe who needed
a laxative. At last, Under circum-
stances explained in n booklet, / was
constrained to add + laxative ele-
ment to Peruna. This Institutes what
is now known as theevised Peruna
Now those who ia Peruna will
first, find themselve promptly re. =
lieved of their constition. Second
the catarrh will gratlly disappear
And once the catarrh cured the con.
stipation leaves permfntly. Then IN
you follow the advicgiven in INV
book. you will never be to take pills
any more. CathartiCand laxatives
you can ignore. You'll be perma-
nently relieved of botyour catarrh
and the constipation.
Pe-ru-na, Man-a-linnd La-cu-pia
manufactured by thee-ru-na Com
pany, Columbus, Obi Sold at ali
drug stores.
SPECIAL NOTICE-Maoersons inouire
for The Old-time PerunaThey want the
Peruna that their Fathersi Mothers usaS
to take. The old Perunanow called Ka-
tarno. If your druggist iealer does not
keep it for sale write the arno Companv
Columbus, Ohio, and theyl tell you ali
about 1t.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11

Kidney Pills the swelling disappear
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sew
eral months later he wrote: I have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
lied. Correspond with Rev. E. Hes
lop about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills. soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Adv
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
More sehooIboowIers.

THE Salic law isn't you must
take everything withrain of salt"
Julius Caesar wsenowned for
his great strength. Hrew a bridge
across the Rhine"
THE zodiac is the of the sky,
where lions, goats aIher animals
go after they are DEF
THE Pharisees wpeople who
liked to show off tgoodness by
praying to synonyms
"An abstract nop something
you can't see when we looking at
it,"
"Algebraical symboe used when
you do not know wha are talking
about. ."-Westminstelette.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
Business for Father.

The small daughter of a practicing
physician. who evidently has an eye
to business. told her mother. in no un-
certain terms, that she must call at
once on their new neighbor.
"And why must I call on her?" ask
ed the mother, amused at the child's
positiveness.
well. in the first place." explained
the little lady. they've got three of
the scrawniest kids, and the mother
herself don't look very strong"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11

You are constipated. You have TAX
en- laxatives great many years. You
have tried to select a diet that would
keep your bowels regular. In this you
have failed and were obliged to go
back to your laxatives again. This,
say, has been going on many, years.
You also have a slight catarrh in the
head and throat. You never imagined
that the catarrh had anything to do
with the constipation. Suppose were
to tell you that as long as you have
that catarrh you will never get better
of your constipation. Would you be-
lieve me? Well, whether you would
believe me or not it is the truth.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
SPARKS FAMILY HAPPENINGS
THE KID EATS PAINTERS PIE,
BY EDWARD B. CLARK
BY EDWARD 3. CLARK

Tommy, just out of a paroxysm
turned his head and caught sight oi
the empty dinner pail. Painters pies
good" he murmured.
Mrs. Sparks sank into a chair laugh
ing and crying Historically. A grin
appeared on Mr.. Sparks face. The
doctor and the druggist looked dis
gusted. Mr.. Sparks gave the painter
dollar. Go to a restaurant and get
square meal" he said.
Henry" said Mrs Sparks, still in
struggle between two emotions
what shall we do with that boy?"
Well" answered Henry as he sur
veyed Tommy and his surroundings
Il think from the cleaning these two
professional gentlemen have Just Civ.
en- him. that IL we could turn him in.
side out he'd make good advertise
ment for some brand of soap"
The Sparks Old Soldier JanItor.
Eliza" said Mr.. Sparks on the
night of the day that they moved into
their new fiat, this apartment life is
worse than one of Dante's circles. I'll
make just one more move before
l die, and that will be into house
in suburb. Here we are Just moved,
everything topsy-turvy and no girl. or
course. the latest acquisition from the
employment bureau had to leave us
Just to throw all the burden of the
packing up and the unpacking on us.
Then again the janitors of all flats are
devils. I'll bet the one in this build
ing will prove to be worse than any
of the others. and even a man accus-
toned TO using strong language can't
say anything stronger than that. Just
look at this muss, will you. and no
one to help us fix up
Just then the front doorbell rang.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
New China nex.

The new Chines'lars of the
Chinese republic arets of much
curiosity among theyes. They
carry English on the Sc side and
Chinese on the reverth the pic
ture of DIR. Sun Vat founder of
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11

ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
tion. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that it was
difficult to move.
After using 8
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
A cLEReYMAN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and puffed. He had heart futter-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
Bunkoed,

Griggs - How about that piece of
land you bought down on the cape?
Anything come up on it?
Briggs-Yes. the tides.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11

The faith that inspires is the trust
which comes from our time-trusted
frfends-W, S. Royston
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
\ Mixed MetaF

You didn't really that you
were bored?"
NO; l hope l am todrilled."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
lmportsnt fo,era

Examine carefully bottle of
CASTORlA, a safe ancemedy for
infants and children.see that 1t
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
Enough to y

"Oh, papa!" exclaihe young
girl, that pretty plaid setting
on the piano is dead"
We'll, don't wondls all the
father said.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11

Never do anything dng the
rectitude of which you, doubt.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
RS SPARKS sat in the

RS. SPARKS sat in the
window of the little
fat. csr,ing. Tommy
Sparks, aged four. had
been allowed to go
alone to play in the
greet yard that lies
between the apart
m.nt building and the
swell private resi-
dence which faces the
drive. Mr.. Sparks was
at his office. and all
the young Sparkses,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11

The Agent-rd like to sell you a
farmers almanac.
The Rube-Land's sake. mister,
bought one in 1905 thet amt wore
out yet.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
Compliment

Compliment
What would you ca a man
to steal all my ideas?'
Petty larceny"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
JUDGING A YEAR.

epubrhes today high affairs
of the chief impressions be
personal vision the con
impartial spirit comparison between things
in work those which belong to an
little of the spirit which surveys mankind from
Thus President Taft sees
achievements
Eucharist congress
the
Italy while Bryce the Ambassador
committing should Likewise Ernst Haecke
depths 1911 cannot find
anything the world David starr Jordan gets
points which show towards peace
excluding kill and French authority on finance
really catholic point of view though
o. the national politicians pretends to do So
Has mountain top and note the
s. o the surrounding
the mounting events of
be without perspective No
Columbus from Caz crucial
the No
Of Corsica to France two
until
of Wttenbeg tackled his thesis to the door
Washington refused billet
noteworthy by that fact but no
engine took shape in the brain
Stephenson the brain of Morse and the
vital than ontem
poary
mighty works recalled as Illuminating 9
the birth
thought
will the avaanches of the future
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

son. Not till then did the pain stop.
wonder what kind of a new pest
has come to town?
CHARLES BARRON believe that
the track events and field day for the
benefit of Duke Kahanamoku Jr., to
take place tomorrow, will be a great
success and well worth attending from
sporting standpoint. the fleet OIL
GERS and crew have given every as
sistance toward making the affair as
good as anything of the kind ever pull
ed off in Honolulu The track talent
is about as good as could be obtained
and the baseball teams which will
struggle for the championship of the
islands are the two fastest mines here.
! hope hat the pub'ic will rise nobly
to the occasion and give the Duke
fund a handsome boost along.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

special train was run from Shewai.
tong to Samshui CChina). The driver
OF that train was an Englishman
named Battersby, the conductor an
American named Maitland, and |, an
Australian, was one of the guests. The
three Of us are now working for the
Hilo Railroad Company
MAJOR ARCHIBALD CAMPBELL.
U. S. A, Adjutant General of the De,
partment of Hawaii -- This office
knows nothing about the receipt of
plans to build seven-regiment post
at Leilehua. The morning paper did
not get its information from us. Gen
eral Macomb went to Leilehua TODAY
unotficially with Admiral Switzerland.
JOHN WALKER did not make
the remarks attributed to me in yes
terday's Star for publication If one
section of the Scottish Thistle Club
want to have a dance they have a
perfect right TO. On the other hand,
if another section want to cling to the
time-honOred smoker, why they have
a perfect right so to do That's all
there is about it.
SECRETARY THOMSON, of the
Honolulu Scottish Thistle Club-The
arrangements for the annual Burns
celebration are now completed. While
it does not take the form of the old
time smoker, the entertainment prom
ises an evening of Scottish song and
music which will be a pleasing and
lasting memory to all who are privil,
eyed to attend.
JUDGE "COPPER" think some
thing ought to be done to put a stop
to the taking of photographs that are
sent out from Hawaii. They are doing
us a great deal of harm in the states.
Wit hall the natural beauties of Ha-
wall 1t should not be necessary for
anybody to fake pictures of the
islands, One has lately gone out
which makes Kilauea small hill
with yellow fringe of fire round its
base
DANIEL LOGAN-While on the car
this morning drab-colored insect
about the size of a hempseed lighted
on the knuckle of a finger and stuck
there like a burr / brushed it off,
after showing it to w. G. Ashley
beside ne, but it left the pain of
sting which rapidly increased. There
was a white speck left by the insect
probably an egg, which | cut out
with my penknife, at the same time
scraping the place to remove the poi
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

LITTLE INTERVIEWS
ls5s5Es.sssaszE2

JUDGE EDINGS-After all, Bryan
may be the Democratic candidate.
c. S. JUDD-The forest reserve near
Waianae will be fenced so as to pre-
vent cattle destroying the trees.
EDITOR AFFONSO-Murray esta
exonerado-innocente como consid-
era lei. Timoteo He 'nandes ainda
continue mcrto-eis difference
c. J. McCARTHY-The harbor COM
missioners have been trying to give
the Hilo railroad a fair deal, but the
railroad doesn't seem to be satisfied.
II always wants more. r.u
J. w, BAINS-We are having par
ticularly fine weather in Hilo. Hilo
in January is certainly great. The
mornings are crisp the days are warm
and the nights are cool.
A TOURIST-The BONNIE moving
pictures of the volcano are excellent.
The seething sea of molten lava is a
wonderful sight, and the film should
be shown all over the world
SHERIFF HENRl-If we followed
up all the reports of the whereabouts
of John Lua and Chun Duck Soon as
reported from various sources it would
be necessary to cover the greater part
of this island Both men will be TAX
en- before very long.
ARCHITECT LYDECKER - Curtis
j. Lyons is seventy eight years old
and has been on his back since he
was seventy, yet he reads all the Ho-
nolulu dailies and takes as lively an
interest in public affairs as he did
when he was in the thick of them.
CHIPS CHARLOCE-The board of
examiners will not know the inspec-
tors who appear to take the examin-
alton on Wednesday next If it were
otherwise, it would be, perhaps, easy
for an examiner, who knew a particu.
lar mans weakness, to make him fail.
JUDGE COOPER-Everybody calls
Hawaii the Crossroads of the Pacific.
but Hawaii is nearly 900 miles out of
the way of being the real crossroads.
Palmyra island is the actual Cross
roads of the Pacific. That is where
the four great circle routes intersect.
DIR. HOWARD think that the peo-
pie in charge of the roadwork in Ma
unakea street should be made to dis
play a red flag every time a blast is
exploded. 1t is not enough that they
wave their hands and seeks safety in
flight. the flags should be displayed
on all occasions.
J. W. BAINS-On June /, 1904, a
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
Walt Mason
The Poet Philosopher

know who always seeks work. wealth to earn,
and bitter tears roll down his cheeks spun
simply cannot understand why he's again;
UNIlMELI there comfort
INDUSTRY When sizzling days gone, howl
ing billiards. blow he around o the lawn,
which is knee-dep 81 snow" cries when
August days hot he flies there
On week days he will bask when
bath he oils his elbows and his knees he
The shingles let in the wet but still he stands aoof until there's
and then, bet he roof This man. who repre-
class always shy of dough- and his declining days he'll pass
where the pauper If you would gather
fortng amounts quit training with the trg lads and do the
that counts.
Copyright WALT MASON
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

| A mule and a motorcycle figured in
news story yesterday There are
several combinations of asses and
motorcycles about town which are due
to furnish copy before long.
600
All that Bishop street needs is ex-
tension and a cathedral
600
Although Soldier Bowley took a hack
at the corner the other night he is
charged with larceny and not mali
cious injury
600
An American citizen advertises for
a position as manager or interpreter
on a plantation. The gentleman states
that he speaks Japanese, French, Ko-
rean and English fiuently. He neg
lects to state, however, if he is a mem
Der of the Thistle Club or writes
shorthand.
600
The man who isn't in business for
his health is more often than not re-
markably healthy, particularly inan.
cially.
600
Oh, the weather that we're having
is beautiful and rare; it hasn't rained
bucket since the starting of the
year. On the mainland they've had
billiards. and the other zero joys, while
here the suns been shining in a way
that never clogs. A fellow said the
other day to Gods cline he was go
ing; l guess he'll bless that blooming
cline when once it gets to showing,
Hawaii's flowers and rainbows deck
each day of the year; if the good Lord
has one special cline, I'll bet that it's
right here.
00c
To Sir c. de c.:
So you'll ride another season, Claude,
For the old cerise and white;
Is there something in the stable, sir,
Shows signs of being 'right?'
Though Beecher's Brooks at sixty
three,
OF other days a dream,
You still can win on Nacton Heath,
Where the mist-hid plover scream.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

The Burns dance will be held at the
headquarters of the Kilohana Art
League. That's a safe distance from
town, anyway.
600
1t is reported that the Scottish This
tie Clubs subscription to Punch will
be discontinued on account of the
delineations of inebriated Scotchmen
which occasionally grace its classic
pages.
1t is learned on good authority that
there is no truth in the rumor that
the Scottish Thistle Club will change
its headquarters from the Young Hotel
to the Y. NJ. c. A.
600
The Pueblo Fireman may be said
to beat his opponents to Flynnders.
600
Matters coastwise and Hen Wise are
Honolulu people just now.
% o u
The fleet men declare that Sailor"
Crabbe is lobster.
BOO
Joy-ride gasoline is unexcelled for
the machinery of the
divorce mill.
. o o
Twins have been born to Mr.. and
Mrs. X. c. Doc of School street.
Local paper
Doc has certainly done his dooty by
his country.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
The Persons Of the Play.
Fergus Champion ...............
DEMOCRATIC SLATE.

Editor Star: Permit me to offer a
Democratic suggestion:
Sheriff-W p. Jarrett.
Deputy Sheriff-Chas, H. Rose.
Treasurer-C. j. Mccarthy.
AuditOr-Manley Hopkins.
County Clerk-Chas. H. Baker.
MayOr-Joseph Fern.
Supervisors-W. H.. Mcclellan, Les
ter Petrie, c. J. Campbell, H. II.
Plemer, J. w. Waldron, f. II. f. VOL.
ter, A. J. Wintz.
! know 'em all and they are good
men and good Democrats, which
amounts to the same thing.
Yours,
THOMAS JEFFERSON.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
The King of Italy.
ROME, December 80.

The King of Italy like the Pope interviews statements
o 0 country ne
o he
/ 0
o
OF L.
estm
o
asg troops n
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
James Bryce, the British Ambassador.

WASHINGTON, December
The
he
o he
bass nrealz a the
Spain
In OF
industry; nd her S
of the
alreadys to flow ON he
In
will
"The Riddle
A., 30.
able question but the truth is
car be o
ERNEST
WASHINGTON December 20.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
The Five Greatest s~ i.
Achievements Of 1911.
From President Taft.

From
WASHINGTON December 80
/. new
the prophylacte
mobilization
in Texasfo of typhoid
negotiation general with Britain
the negotiation Of these
whether they finally ratified
treaties with of the
Furopean he be
The progress OF canal
antitrust
Supreme Court Oil Tobacco
H.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

2 The curbing of the House of n Great Britain
q The improvement o
The
the treaties between the Great Britain and between the
united states and France and also indicated
by diplomatic negotiations
and Germany and Great Britain the of war
The practical prevent tvod
fever ~ ''F
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

President Jordan of e land Stanford University
PALO ALTO,
Five of the
The of world
o '
The International Race in
and imperial problems Eight of the modern moral CON
$500 N
The Morgan in
the sole interests people, by money lenders or m
The suppression of the Morocco matter
the international
finance not of
The calling
halt military
the eeded in doing
DAVID
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
Pope Plus Names Two Great Achievements

< Names achievements.
December
that the be quoted formal
whom the
Holmes with
for obtained
comfy
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
COLLEGE CLUB
IN SHAW PLAY

The College Club gave its annual
entertainment last evening at Bishop
Hall, Oahu College, in the form of a
presentation. of Bernard Shaws com
edy, You Never Can Tell" The in
terest of the play itself did much to
insure success, but each part was so
appropriately assigned that it was
felt to carry particularly convincing
impression. There was no character
conspicuously weak and several rose
to heights unusual in an amateur per-
Torrance. Especially was thus true of
Dolly Clandon and Phil Miss Anna
Tucker as Dolly Clandon, and Miss
Miss Pope as Mrs. Clandon, mother of
the irTepressible pair. Mr.. Shaw
(Valentine) and Miss Dillingham;
GLORIA Clandon) carried their more
difficult parts with great success,
while Mr.. MacCaughey, the nervous
over-wrought Fergus Champion, main
tanned his conception of the charac-
ter most consistently from his first
appearance in the dentists office to
the end of the play. Mr.. Robinson
and Mr.. Anderson, as the Bohuns, ia
Their and son, made an interesting con-
trast, while Finch McComas (Mr.
Ricker) provided an excellent target
for Dolly's delightful teasing.
Altogether, the friends of the Col
lege Club may well feel that last
nights play deserves to rank high in
the list of interesting performances
given by the club in the last few
years.
The Persons Of the Play.
Fergus Champion ..,.,.........,..
....,.., Mr.. Vaughan MacCaughey
Bohun, Queens Counselor ........
.................M Mr.. David Anderson
Finch McComas Mr.. Daniel Kicker
The Waiter. &C.. Mr.. Harold Robinson
Valentine ........... Mr.. N. w. Shaw
Philip ClandOn. Mr.. Reginald Carter
Mrs Clandon. ..........M Miss Ida Pope
Gloria Clandon Observation-Disclosures.
.......... Miss Frances Dillingham; |
Dolly ClandOn ...... Miss Anna Tucker
Parlor Maid. Miss Margaret Peterson
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

Yves euyOt Economist Finance in France
PARIS December
whereof humanity NAV he pd
during
The most important financial of Adrch scheme
oil monetary reform and transformation of banks
labor cannot be considered a
Nothing
france or Great Britain both being
AS for international politics
the important
durable constitutional government
The Agadir the mailed fist while
action in Tripoh lacks at
OF artistic achievements see at all
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

WASHINGTON, December
in
should eec
/ aviation 81
impo n
canal
The five of the salient things
which will history
ROBERT E. PEARY
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
Senator WlIIlame Of MIesIesIppI


he movement in China for free government
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20
"Under The Coconut Tree"
by H. N. Ayres.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-01-20

ROBERT f. PEARY.
The Springfield herald., 1912-04-19
MAcARoNI IN WELSH RABBIT
ny Many. the Combination Is consld-
cred Superior to That In
General Use.

A new rabbit mixture for the chat
ing dish contains macaroni; 1t is real
ly fine. Cut the macaroni in inch
length pieces and boil in sailed water
as usual. When tender put 1t in the
chafer with cup of grated cheese to
every cup OF the macaroni. Add two
tablespoons of butter, teaspoon of
salt and half teaspoon each OF pa
prika and pepper. When this is all
hot and creamy and the cheese melted
add three we'll beaten eggs mixed in
cup of rich cream. stir faithfully
until the eggs are set then serve hot
on fresh-made toast.
For a splendid rabbit without ale
use one tablespoon of butter. one pint
cup Of cheese grated. Juice Of one
lemon. seasoning OF salt. pepper. cay
enne and paprika (the exact amount
will depend on the flavor Of the
cheese). the yolk of one egg beaten
and mixed with four tablespoons Of
cream. Mix in the order given and
at the end. just before serving. and a
few drops Of tabasco sauce.