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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
'HENPECKs"w WILL
ATTEND SHUBERT
OPENING MONDAY
Conan and Harris Bring Back
Fortune Hunter to
the Newark.
PROCTOR'S PROGRAM FULL
OF DRAMATIC FEATURES
Orpheum, Empire, Court and
Washington Also Present
Fine Bills.

Lew Fields returns to this city for
the first time in many seasons next
Monday night, when he will open the
new Shubert Theatre In one of his
newest and brightest spectacular must
cal pieces, 1.-The Henpecks," which
only recently completed a run Of ex-
actly twenty-seven weeks at the Broad
way Theatre, New York.
Nh. Fields has the role of a hem
pecked farmer, who flies from. his rural
home to New York to escape from his
wife, and who returns to his Did trade
or barber. 1t is a part which he in
vest" with the JUNCTION and comic gusto
which long ago placed him at the head
of the broad fun-makers on the Amer
lean stage.
Tie spectacular cen shown include
a View Of 4 barnyard at dawn, with
Realism carried to unusual lengths. To
create atmosphere a carload of domes-
tie animals ard fowls are carried with
the company. and the spectacle af-
forded by the presence on the stage of
pigs. sheep, geese, hens, roosters and
dogs is something unique in musical
Shows.
The original New York company will
be seer here. 1t contains such widely
known entertainers as Miss Blossom
Seeiey. Miss Elizabeth Brice, Miss
Jessie 9usley, Miss Louise Carver.
charles King. Vernon Castle. Charles
Mitchell. Tom Murray and Joseph
karo. -
The chorus, which is unusually large,
has been personally drilled under the
Wstchfu! eye OF Ned Wayburn.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
WASHINGTON THEATRE TO
HAVE INTERESTING PROGRAM

Beginning next Monday an exceed.
ingly interesting vaudeville bill will be
introduced at this popular vaudeville
playhouse. For the first half the fol-
lowing will be presented: Barrett
Scanlon, In a comedy acrobatic act;
Quin and Quin, song and dance artists;
the Roys, In a comedy skit; Robert
Conley, comedian. The feature Of the
bill is Alder Herman and company, in
an interesting playlet, "At the Mouth
of the Crater" Margaret Ferguson,
prima donna.
The complete bill changes on Thurs
day, with six new acts Of equal in
terest.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
III. M. S. pINAFORE" COMING.

Members of the older musical socie-
ties and clubs of this city who recall
the tremendous vogue of Gilbert &
Sullivan's master work, III. NJ. S.
Pinafore," more than thirty years ago,
are looking forward with keen delight
to the all-star cast revival which is to
be disclosed at the Shubert the week
beginning January Is. Fay Templeton,
DeWolf Hopper, Eugene Cowles, Viola
Gillette, George MacFarlane, William
r. Carleton INT Alice Brady and a
large chorus and orchestra will taxi
part In the forthcoming revival at the
Shubert.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
MIDNIGHT MAIDENS" TO MAKE
FUN FUNNIER AT THE GAYETY.

Monday matinee at the Gayety 1.-The
y light Maidens'' will present an en-
l.. : new class of burlesque. "On
Their Honeymoon" and "The Village
Fire Brigade will be the vehicles used
to introduce some very clever perform
ers. including Miss Margie Hilton, Miss
Lillian Franklin, Miss Fanny Ray
mond. Miss Julia Thurston, Charles
Reded, Danny simmons. Ward and
Raymond. 1.-THE Irish-American Trio"
Reed and Hilton n Mamie Irwin. A
genuine 81 Broadway musical comedy
will best describe the merits of "On
Their Honeymoon" with a laugh to
every line, splendid musical numbers,
gorgeous scenic display and a more
than ordinarily pretty chorus, present
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
PLANS WIDE THOROUGHFARE
TO RELIEVE CONGESTION.

A committee of the Fourth Ward I'm
provement Association will appear be-
fore the Board ff Works at its next
the relief of the congestion at the -Four
Corners by building a wide thorough
fare extending from Central avenue
and Broad street through Park place
and thence ~diagonally to the plaza At
Market and Ferry streets.
The meeting vas held yesterday az
ternoon and the plan was decided on
after a good deal of discussion. Robert
A. Osborne suggested it.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
TWO BIG BILLS WILL BE
PRESENTED AT THE COURT.

There is sufficient variety provided
in the program of vaudeville special
ties at the Court Theatre for the first
half of next week TO please even the
most f%astidious of vaudevtlians. The
bill will be headed by Willard Hutch
inson and Company. in an original
comedy playlet which he has labeled
"A Leap Year Leap" h4~second place
on the program will be found Mr.. Nor
ris and Miss Beasley. who will present
a. melange of singing. dancing and
rapid-fre comedy. william Robinson,
who is billed as THE Man with the
Musical Mouth" presents an act that
IL above the ordinary single speciality.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
GIRL FIGHTS SHERIFF;
is TAKEN TO PRISON.

NEW York. Jan. 6.-Miss Rose
Jordan, Of Roekdale. Conn, a Berk-
shire village. was ordered to pay costs
of 1854 in Great Darlington yesterday
for having assaulted Deputy Sheriff
TruesdeIl. The deputy visited the farm
of Miss Jordan's father with an execu-
tion In a civil action. He seized some
livestock and WAS in the act Of driv-
ing lows from the place when Miss
Jordan drove the cattle back. The
sheriff interfered and the farmers
daughter attacked and clawed him.
Truesdell, however, got the cows and
caused the arrest of the girl.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
A NOTRE DAME LADY'S APPEAL

To all knowing sufferers of rheu-
nlatism. whether muscular or of the
: joints, sciatica, lumbagos, backache,
pains in the kidneys or neuralgia
pains, to write to her for a home
treatment which has repeatedly cured
duty to send 1t TO all sufferers FREE.
You cure yourself at home. as thou
sands will testify-no change of cli-
d msre e pein bgani hgSeess arIc sc J9is fro simple PIE
blood, loosens the stiffened joints, pu-
rifles the blood, and brightens the eyes,
giving elasticity and tone to the whole
system. II the above interests you.
for proof address Mrs. NJ. Summers.
box r. Eotrc Dame. Ind.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
WILL GIVE LECTURE ON
AUTHOR OF "CHANTECLER.'

Admirers of Edmond Rostand. French
poet and author of "Chantecler' anu
other comedies, will have the pleasure
of listening to an interesting lecture on
the writer next Thursday afternoon.
Professor Louis Delalnarre, secretary
of the Federation of the French ALI
ance In the United States and Canada,
will take Rostand as his subject at the
mex meeting of the Alliance Franchise.
The lecture will be in the Public LII
brary.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
HE 10, SHE 40; WHAT'S
THE ODDS? THEY ELOPE,

WINSTED, Conn, Jan. 6,-Ivins
Mott, who is 10 years old, was very
proud last night because he has ac-
quired a wife and a farm. His bride,
Mrs. Nellie Beers, a Divorce, was 40
years cd last June.
1t was an elopement, only the brides
aged father being let into the secret.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
MARGARET ANGLIN TO PLAY HERE.

Margaret Anglin, one of the fore
most actresses, is announced to appear
at the Newark Theatre on Monday.
January IS. for one week in q new play,
entitled Green Stockings" by A. f.
W. Mason.
Miss Anglin has just closed a sue
cessful engagement in New York city.
extending over three months.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06

ing for the first time on the burlesque
stage a Pullman sleeping car, fully
equipped, seemingly running at full
speed across the Rocky mountains.
January Is, THE Big Banner Show"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06

FALLING WIRE BLOCKS CARS.
\ falling feed-wire tied up traffic
on the Orange tolley line from the
Roseville barr to the end of the line
in West Orange for more than an hour
last night.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-01-06
CELEBRATES HER 1o5TH BIRTHDAY.

STAMFORD, Conn, Jan. 6.-Mrs.
Marie Grieka Is celebrating her 105th
birthday at her home here. She has
outliyer all her family, including her
husband and sixteen children, and is
still far from feeble.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
IMMEDIATE EFFECT
OF GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY
IS SOON REALIZED

According to my experience / do
not consider there is anything to
equal DR.. kilmer's Swamp-Root for
kidney affection. Twice it relieved
me when | was completely helpless.
The last time l was travelling in
Texas when my kidneys became af-
fected, and for ten days l suffered
excruciating pain, accompanied with
severe chills. Several years previous
having been relieved of similar at
tack, l naturally sought relief as
before, from Swamp-Root.
After using four of the large size
bottles, / was completely restored
and went on my way rejoicing and
praislng DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
This was three years ago and have
had TO indication IF the return of
the affliction.
Yours very truly,
j. C. SMITH, JR.,
108 johnson st. jackson, Tenn.
State of Tennessee County of
Madison SIS.
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this 18th day Of July, 1909,
p. c. STOVALL
Notary Pubic.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
JUNCTION CITY

Mr.. W. L. Cosby, Of Knoxville, is
with his parents, MIR. and Mrs. @. 5.
Cosby.
Miss Ruth Tanner, Of Mckinney
is visiting her grandmother, Mrs.
Elizabeth Owens.
Samuel A. Moore left yesterday
for Tampa, Fla, where he will spend
the winter.
Mrs. Linney Mcdonald has been
very i'll with something like appen-
dicitis for several days.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. z. Faulconer Of
Lexington, are guests OF the letter's
sister, Mrs. Z. Is. Sweeney.
Misses Sara and Gertrude Rich
ardson are at Paris, the guests Of
Misses Edith and Mamie Stivers
and Ethel Lair.
Miss Elizabeth Adams, Of Mt.
Vernon stopped over for a day with
Miss Lavina McGraw, en- route to
Cincinnati.
Miss Myrtle Dye Of Hustonville,
was a recent visitor to Mr.. and NJ
A. B. c. Dinwiddie, en- route to Mis-
sissippi.
Mr.. Hal N Logsden, of Louisville,
visited his aunt and sister Mrs. W.
C. Surber and Miss Willie Benton
Logsden during Christmas.
Mrs. J. Henry Hankla and Miss
Lucy Hankla have returned from a
visit to the formers mother, Mrs.
w. A. Brown.
DR.. Will HUM viii move his Of
flee January first to the rooms over
Mr.. Fieidings Burke's store. His
sister, Miss Sue Hmm, of Shelby
City, will keep house for him.
Roy Westerfield is with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. S. II. Wester-
field, in Parksville. Harry Wilson
who recently passed a very credi-
table examination in telegraphy at
Livingston, is holding down his job
in the Shelby City telegraph office.
Mr.. w. c. Surber, the aocommo-
dating merchant, departed from the
usual order of things by having
real live Santa Claus this Christmas
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
wAvN EssURe NEWS

Nos"you hNteoAI
Mrs. Woodie Reynolds, Of Sc
dalia Mo-, was here last week visit
ing relatives and friends.
Mr.. William Leek is rapidly re-
covering from an attack Of pneu-
monia.
Seems rs though the little corner
Of the globe in which we live is in
the grasp of illness. Several new VIC
tins are l. G. Singleton, DIR. M. q.
Bryant, Mrs. Z. w. May and Mr..
Will Ball.
Mr.. George Reynolds is in this
village frequently calling on and aw-
full pretty girl.
Mrs. Talitha Morgan and grand
daughter Marcia are spending sew
eral days with /. c. Singleton and
family.
The many friends of Mrs. l.. G..
GoocE will be pleased to hear that
she is very much improved at this
writing.
Messrs. w. II. and S. III. Gooch
of Somerset were here to see their
best sister Mrs. l.. G.. Gooch.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
KANSAS FARMERS WANT WIVES

Ulysses, Kas, December 3d.
Scarcity Of manageable young
women in Grant county, IS miles
from railroad has caused ali of
tine yonng bachelors of the county TO
form society which will seriously
engage in the business of wife get
ting for its members. When the
plans of the society have been car
ried ont il IS hoped that Grant coun
~ will cease to be a matrimonial
Sahara. Thiry-five good looking
young men, all of them well fixed
and able to support wives, nave or
eanized the Grant County Bachelors
Club for the purpose Of getting into
correspondence with eligible young
women "object matrimony."
A part of the program Of the Club
in getting suitable mates for its
members Il the issuance Of a cata-
logue containing the photographs
aud tine complete descriptions %
each Of fhe bachelors eiviig in de-
iai' ,,ar'i'dnrs IL incoming prorer-
~ and MI qualifications. These are
," > pni over the country adm wo-
ur' 'r mplaiire 'aatilinony are
urged d o-rsspord aud to com
aun'cai' with he usmhers Of the
;iuh.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
saopHEAo LIVE WIRE"
J. Thomas Cherry To Locate Al
Crab Orchard And Open store.

Everyone in Lincoln county and
especially in the East End will re-
joice. to learn that Rockcastle is to
lose one of her five wires" to Lin
coin in the person Of Mr.. j. Thomas
Cherry, Of Brodhead who is making
preparations to move early in the
new year to make his home at Crab
Orchard. Mr.. Cherry has engaged
a store room there and will open up
with an extensive stock Of goods,
For some time Mr.. Cherry contem-
plated coming to Stanford, and much
regret has been expressed that he
did not, for any community needs
such hustling and progressive BUSH
ness men as he, and he would be
quite an acquisition to this city
Mr.. Cherry, however, had purchase
ed a nice piece of property in Crab
Orchard, and decided to locate there
where he will have the advantage
Of being close to his host of friends
over the Rockcastle line.
The Mt. Vernon Signal says of
his leaving Brodhead:
J. Thos. Cherry is closing
out his ctock of goods at Brodhead
Ky, preparatory to moving to Crab
Orchard soon after the first of the
year, where he will re-engage in the
mercantile business. We regret to
know that Mr.. Cherry is going to
leave the county and the loss of
such a man, means much not only
to his immediate community but to
the entire county as well. Our sis
ter town, Of Crab Orhcard is GER
tainly fortunate to be able to ac-
quire such a splendid business man
and high toned gentleman as one of
her citizens.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
PUBLIC SALE!
Having rented my farm | viii Sc
at public auction on

Having rented my farm | will sell
at public auction on
Thursday January a., 1912,
at my place, one and a half miles
from Crab Orchard on the Mt. YER
non road, beginning ut 10 o'clock,
the following property:
Seven head of horse stock; No. I
driver, six year old, good anywhere !;
one mare in foal to jack years old;
one FLY coming two years old, a
good saddle prospect; two mules,
one aged mare; safe for lady or
children; one good work horse, two
milcb cows, eight ewes, all good
stock, % shoats; about 100 pounds
and good stock, Jersey calves, Que
heifer full stock. self binder IN
sood repair; three turning piows;
two corn drills; one cutting har-
row; two cultivators; one moving
machine in good repair; n lot Of
single plows and double shovel; one
horse power well drilling outfit; a
ser OF blacksmith tools; one tire
shrinker; work bench and other tools
IN this line; two horse wagons and
lot Of harness and pillow gear; bug
~ and harness and two horse pole.
Household and kitchen furniture
I, lot of oak furniture as good as new
dining table and chairs rockers,
'hree small tables. couch. child's bed
srit'ng iesk, Kalamazoo range and
heating stove for wood both as good
new. ''ro cook tah'es. kitchen
nh'nei end safe. dishes and other
hlnes too nnmerous 10 mention.
Terfus made know on day Of sale.
Emil 0leszl.
Crab Orhcsrd. Kentucky.
sam REYNOLDS. Auctionesr. l0l.td
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02

PLENTY " LUMBER On HAND
for all purposes. So II on want to
build house. Q barn. . chicken
coop. dog house or q fence. come
here for the materials. We have
all sorts and sizes in both rough
and finished lumber and II we can
not suit you in kind. quantity. quail
ity and pric&. nobody can.
I. A. ALLEN. Stanford. Kv
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
FALL AND WINTER STYLES.

My new fan and winter sample.
are now ready Tor your Inspection.
They comprise the best on the marke,
+, can suit anyone - to price who had
his clothes made u order. A suit
made to your measure 10 preferable
70 ready made clothes. To have them
made to measure doesn't cost any
more than ready made when quality
and NJ b oonsidered. Come IN and
vt me taks youv measure
n. G. Nuplgv. vhe Practical Tailor
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
Ble XMAS MINER.

Mr.. and Mrs ! 8. Youne. NJ the
Wavneshrre section de'iohtfn''v en-
tertained a numher NJ their friends
ut a BIG Xmas dinner Decemher oh.
In the evening de';phtfu' music was
piven nv Mr. J"~k Mills end I'll
had fine t'-e Those rresert
were. w ard N-s 7 " Hiatt w
nrd Mes. J " rEn" Nr M;te A..
corn and dar"hfn-s Mv-tie Acton.
Mrs. AIMS Rau Wiss Susie Rrtt
Miss Mavv A poo-e w Rem Roore
ard w Ja~t N;'s
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
SOUTH FOR WILSON.

A dispatch from Atlanta, Ca,
says: In the south Woodrow Will
son looms up as a presidential ia
vorite. If the nomination were to
be made to-morrpw, most of the
southern states would be for him as
against anybody else who has been
mentioned. Time is ut least as like
ly to add to his strength as to re-
duce it. In fact, the more Demo-
Gratis ponder upon the situation, the
more they regard him as not only
the most fitting candidate-the best
presidential timber and the surest
winner.
The personal equation-his abili-
ty, character and progressive states
manship-cause the people of the
south to take to him with uncommon
cordiality. So, too, even the facts
that he was born In Virginia, taught
school in one of the Carolinas while
his father was head of religious
institution in the other Carolina, and
that Woodrow Wilson himself prac-
ticed law for time in Atlanta. The
people accept him as one of them
selves in birth and, party, in environ
ment.
The politicians, for the most part
are leaning very strongly toward
Wilson because they are bent upon
carrying the next presidential cleo
ton they believe that if he were the
nominee he would be almost certain
to lead the party to success. These
men, cold-blooded and calculating
as they were, would be against Will
son if they deemed somebody else
stronger-hence the fact that they
are favorable to New Jerseys Cor
ernor is exceedingly significant.
Confidential talks with editors of
great Democratic papers in the south
editors who range from Progress
sive to Tory-show the marked ten
dency of southern hearts and south
ern minds toward Wilson. Progress
sive Democratic editors are for him
because they consider his progress
siveness beyond doubt. Troy Demo-
cratic editors, on the other hand,
view him with favor in spite Of his
progressivensss-purely because of
his prestige and popularity.
If the Judgment of these journal
istic politicians is anything like re-
liable, then Woodrow Wilson is quite
sure Of the delegations from Mary
land, Virginia, North Carolina,
Georgia, Florida and Tennessee; he
is likely to get Mississippi and Ken
lucky. Alabama, which may have a
son in the person Of Con-
gresham Underwood, is expected to
be for Wilson on second choice. and
may be for him on first choice.
which. strange. to say. is
controlled bv "Democrats" who vote
for nrotectives tariff duties. is
doubtful.
OF course some ~ the southern |
states NAV line m For Harmon. but |
NJ prceert W;i~o- ms 10 he req |
'onably sure Of getting the mos
hem. and he is lko'v TO no the sec
md choice of al or nearly all Of
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02

The weather so far has been open and
warm and many of you have not yet
bought your Overcoat. We have them
in almost anything you want. A light
English Slip On" supposed to keep out
wind and water, at SIS. Along Craven
cite overcoat servicable and dressey and
practically dry in blacks and greys So
and 81 inches long at $1,000, $500,
$4,000 and $500 the coat. Top coats
40 to As inches long in tan, grey and
black stylish and dressey as can be at
$4,000 and $500. These are made
by Adler and Son and that means the
best workmanship and material obtain
able. Let us show them to you.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02

st. Peter TO applicant) -"What
was your occupation on sarthr
AppI;cant--"Editor Of . news
paper"
st. Peter--"l3ig circulation Of
coursef"
Applicant-"No, small; smallest
in the country"
st. Peter-"Pick out your harp"
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
Letter to
Dr.. KiImer & Co.,
Binghampton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp Root will Do
For You.

Send to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hamton, y. Y, for a sample bottle.
1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive booklet of valuable
information, telling all about the kid
neys aud bladder. When writing, be
sure and mention the The Stanford
Semi Weekly Interior Journal. Re-
gular fifty cent and one-dollar bot
ties for sale at all drug stores.
The Stanford interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1911-1912, 1912-01-02
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
For County JUDGE.

7. A. Rice announces his candi-
dacy for County Judge of Lincoln
county, subject to the action Of the
democratic party.
N. T. North announces his candi-
dacy for County Judge Of Lincoln
county, subject to the action of the
Democratic party.
Fer JaIlr.
Peyt0n Parrish announces his
candidacy for Jailer Of Lincoln
county, subject to the action Of the
Democratic party.
Georae OeBorde announces his
candidacy for Jailer Of Lincoln coun
ty subject to the action of the demo-
cratic psrtv.
Dink Farmer is a candidate for
jailer of Lincoln county subject to
the action Of the Democratic party.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1912-07-19
Potted Roses.

There was time when Englishmen
could celebrate st. Georges day by
feasting on roses as well as wearing
them. Old cookery books abound In
recipes into which rose leaves enter.
One writer tells how to make pot
ted roses. Il first pound some of the
most fragrant roses in a mortar; then
take the brains of birds and pigs
well boiled and stripped Of every par
ticle of meat. I then add the yolks Of
some eggs, some oil. little cordial,
some pepper and some wine. After
having beaten and mixed it well to-
gether, I place it over slow fire.
When this dish is brought to table the
most delicious fragrance issues forth,
covering the guests with delight"
Every good housewife in the seven
teenth century made rosewater, which
was used for davoring food.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1912-07-19
BOTHERED BY HER PLURALs
Habit of Putting Letter as"
Where Ii Belonged.

The Norwegian waitress who was
learning English had more trouble
with her plurals than with any other
difficulty. 1t seemed impossible for
her to acquire the trick of putting on
the letter IS" at the right time and
leaving it off at others. She would in
variably inquire on seeing a first help
ing disposed of :''Will you have more
lams?" or "Will you eat more chick
ens?" When corrected for this she
would take pains to, ask: 'Will you
have one BEAM" and Twill you eat one
huckleberry?" Finally the constant
explanations Of an overzealous mis-
tress confused her past Strengthening
out. There were guests staying over
the weekend, and Inga took the lady's
order for a soft boiled egg, then the
husbands for another. The girl, after
moments hesitation, walked to the
dumbwaiter and said to the kitchen
below: Zone soft boiled egg for two!"