The Washington herald., 1912-11-03

CditOpe. hOWHn ABOUT rODDerS, thieves,
burglars. murderers. train robbers and Fiji
Islanders By this time she was doin' tn
two-twenty in six an a half seconds an just
begnnin' TO get her stride.
Help she bawls.
Walt can't your yells at her,
Hel-lup-p-p-p-p" she comes back an be-
gins to do new series OF tn high Gs
Then she gets her second wind. Talk
about your antelopes. She coulda given a
whole fiock OF 'em cards and spades an tn
cutter an then skinned 'em without even
gettin' her hair outa curl Antelope, She
was antegallop. An all tn time she's doin
q tugboat serensde with that whistle O. hers
yelpin' At every step that shes bein mur-
dered. cut 10 pieces. chopped into small
chunks an enrally unused up. All a sud
den II comes to me.
You're batty- uhoops. You're buggy.
You're of in the dome. You're whoopish
Wait q mnyoot. cancha?
Chased by Mob.
No. she wouldn't wait. She lets out an
other wheeoup. an II was . real one. TIL
first thing l knows. tn doors O. fats are
openin' all around me. theirs about million
people springtn' up outa tn ground, there's
sGAtu Ill Shouthn tnIeWin U DFlCkS
me right In tn center Of 1t. Two or three
swarms O. guys tha'd just been iayin back
for tn chance swoops down outa tn trees
or somewhere an begins doin' crochet work
on my face The three hundred an twenty
pound neighborhood fat man rises up outa
tn dark somewhere an lands on my neck an
begins bitin' button holes in II. Somebody
else starts doin a zylophone solo on my left
,,-gsL 81.
right there. Pretty soon they were all standin'
In line wait!n' turns TO walk on my right
eyebrow. while Emaline. just stood there.
hoistin' her hands higher in tn air all tn
time an kinda layin' back for air. then lettin'
1t out quick an sudden:
'' Bust him. Swat him. Roll him in flour
an fry MN medium! TIL wretch, Tn cur,
TIL double deckle edged putty faced. club
footed shrimp. Mash him, Plant him in tn
garden an cover him up; tn dirty mur-
Gerer.'
II amt tried to yell back. I'm ,
peaceable:: respec-'
Soak i'm. BILL says tn fat guy. .He's
talldn' too much
"' Lemme up!' bawl..
Taken to Police Station.
wrap AdSe III kuilHy o6Ch. 90 VIC
won't fall in. wanta skate on hts left eye
somebody tells somebody else. An then Ema-
line screeches again
We'll. when tn wasein comes an they
takes me to tn station an tn surgeon gets
out his sewin' machine an starts stitchin'
sees Emaline still stickin' around sayin'
things under her breath an waitin' for tn
finish Then l starts in to explain things.
shows her just where she was wrong. was
just gettin started when tn captain comes
UP an butts In.
wanta send him intuh court? he asks
Emaline grins.
LET i'm be- she comes back. the poor
boob"
The narrative stopped. while the Junior
clerk looked gioomily at his ledger and then
felt his blackened eye. For few moments
the ONCE b. waited in silence. Then:
What's the rest?"
They amt no rest" answered the Junior
clerk dolsfully. They amt soin' to be no
rest-tin get that guy that told me ouehta
always do my duty by wimmin an see that
they was protected. An believe me- when
that happens-ooofl
Whereupon the saddened person Of the dis
reputable appearance pulled from his pocket
dance program. Eased at It moment. then
with savage jerks: tore It to bits and slammed
II on the floor.