Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-09-26
MOTORING BOWLING
FISHING BOATING
LIVE
TIPS
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By BOSCo

By BOSCO
Say Old Top! Wind up and spin
away! Weave that into a yarn il
you an.
mo war with Turkey now" reads
headline in newspaper. Correct! Not
until Thanksgiving Day.
Deckhand on the local ~ferryboat
had to take part of the other after
noon off. He refuses to state the
reason other than it wes due to
misplaced confidence"
Got a poem today about a poultry
farm at Vineland, but | refuse to
print it. Fowl language is barred.
Ha, Ha! ''Rube' Is Here.
Another discovery! l have discov-
cred RUDE" the guy who wants to
know a word that will rhyme with
'%Spodinis.' If any of the readers
of this column can think of one send
it to "Bosco,' car of EVENING
NEWS and 1 will print it to please
"Rube." If you can write a little
verse containing your word so much
the better. If you want your name
published with the verse or word
say so and I will oblge. If you don't
sign your initials. In fact, sign
something don't care what it Is.
Here Is "Rube's" appeal:
DEAR BOSCO: -
l write to say I'm perplexed
And to ask of Live Tippers some aid.
Through years of this rhyming I've
ne'er been SO vexed
Is my light as a rymster to fade?
There's a fellow among us we cannot
guess who,
But each day he writes something
agin us.
| Our opinion I'd write, but / can't
think of words
That will directly rhyme with Spo-
dinis.
Won't someone speak up and make
a suggestion
Just rouse up the brains that Our
Maker put in us.
Can't each of you think of one word,
if not two,
There must be aplenty to rhyme with
Spodinis.
If he keeps this thing up as he
promises TO,
A rep as big books he will win
us,
BY a few minutes work you can save
your good name.
Just send in a word that will rhyme
with %Spodinis.
Come along now each one of you
help me get hunk"
Anything goes but McGuiness
Sit down and write "Rube" I think
my word -
Very nicely will rhyme with Spodinis.
Now BoscO, my thanks for the
space you've allowed
I'm sending this wrapped in a tube,
An envelope won't hold it I'm sorry
to say,
So I'll put it right -b eae-Signed
RUDE"
p. S.
You started my raving though I
told you twas bad,
Ever to aid and abet it
Before / am through I am sure you'll
have had
Plenty of cause to regret 1t.
R.
Here He Is-"Joe-B-Joe."
The Auditorium has again opened
its DOR for the purpose Of furnish
ing recreation and amusement for
the multitude of sport seekers who
have been %anxious1y awaiting during
the long summer months the good
times to be afforded by that popular
resort. Among the characters to be
found there, is Joe, the popular floor
manager, who takes good care that
nothing of the ungentlemanly state
such as hard dancing in the form of
Raging, etc, is carried on. It is
very comical to an outside observer
to see hat wonderful and self con-
scious parsonage trip lightly up to
a couple who have become In the ac-
ton of a Turkey Trot," "Shiver,"
Niger" Snake" or something OF
like order, and inform the transgres-
sors that such will not be tolerated.
Do they stop? Well, l guess they do!
Unless some i'll hammered individual
wishes to take advantage Of the
kindness and generosity of my noble
subject, then o~usting Is the alterna-
tive. Joe doesn't care what you do
or how o dance as long he fails
to detect it and were it not for the
fact of his eye sight being poor I
believe that no one would attempt to
pull off any hard stuff" nj as it is,
no use trying TO stop a regiment.
Give it up Joe, and learn to do it
yourself then I am sure you would
not wish to stop others as you woul
no doubt attempt to train your pu
pills into the ways and means of u
to date dancing. In conclusion /
wish to inform my readers that joe
is the guy that instituted an audi
tor in the Auditorium.
SPODINIS.
"Eabula' On the Scene.