davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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SuIting Himself.

The modern small boy is painfully
cautious.
Would you like to come to our bon
fire on the 9Th Of November" one was
asked.
Back came an answer worthy of a
cabinet minister: well, II haven't
bonfire of my own, and If my father
doesn't take me to Belle Vue, and IA
I'm not asked to better bonfire, III
be awfully glad to come. ''-Manches
ter Guardian.
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I 1

the Balkan peninsula, anu
few sections of the continent
Of Europe are less well known in the
western world The Balkan war
cloud is familiar enough having APP
peared and re-appeared at intervals
for years past, yet few people know
why there should be trouble in the
Balkans Today we are face to face
with real conflict, the very existence
Of Turkey is at stake, and even Eu-
rope may be engulfed in war. In the
banians But who and what are the
Albanians? Well, Albania Is prov
Ince of Turkey situated to the north
Of Greece, on the eastern shore OF
he Adriatic sea.
1t is probably the least-known re-
gon in the Balkan peninsula. and
compared with the other countries In
that part OF Europe. 1t has been but
little explored by travellers, with the
result that its wild and fearless in
habitants, who number some 100000,
retain, to a large extent. the print
1--WE hauits anu custolhs Vi p'eoho
age.
The country Is extremely mountain
GUS, especially In the north ana
south. There are no railway INES
though several have been projected,
and the development or commerce IS
retarded accordingly. Carriage roads
exist In few instances, but generally
| travellers have still to pass one place
| 10 another by means OF bride paths.
The inhabitants, who are one Of the
mott ancient races In Europe, are d.
vided into two divisions, northern
and southern. known as Ghegs and
rosNs Roth have ever been brilliant
febters defending their mountain
Businesses in the past with remark
able success against all invaders.
Retain or,olna, Customs.
p,,o,ripy their original customs
,na LANGUAGE tho Albanians nresen,
"a diWarance from other races
l., tha p.,k,p neninanla Sir Edw,r
D., In "Trr,,ay and Ito peor,e,
-, ,,torostino aasor,nt,or n, IN.
o. "a tha Tosts ue remorL.
~. 49, choa. ora noted for tbo,
sanoua ,aode refined features an,
,,au,, ,,,h, ooIorod hair. whilst m.
rosLs haye heavier cast NJ features
v,,h darker hair Among botb how
orar 90 heartifuI heads which "a
-. :, o,asoto craooa III,
.otor,,,i, dress NJ tho Cbeys ia
.n,.,oaa. tocIet md breaches eac,
80 e,,iog ~ white materi,, n,
na,,, rasemhIins tweed cloth bra,de,
u,.h h,aor That !, the Tosk. "a m
,ona wnita netticoat known az IN
aas,.ne,la which the Creeks who an
nIou h,s npmber. n, Albanians as 90
stors have taken for the uniform q
~ I,ngs .gnards
IN nor,bern Albania the clan nv,
,.n, stiI, exists and the Cbees ver
oro,v nav taxes The scattered Turl
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The Honest Referee.

"Hit him again! Slug him! Do him
up!" yell the excited spectators OF the
prize fight when the favorite knocks
down his opponent.
Calmly the referee raises his hand
for silence.
When the turmoil has died down he
remarks:
Gentlemen, beg Of you to remem-
her that this is not the United States
senate"
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ut is stated that the problem of pre-
serving and transplanting vital organs
has been solved.)
Since DR.. Patchem fixed me up with my
new set of eyes
My actions have been such as filled my
friends with dumb surprise;
I used to be a modest man, never looked
askance
But now my eyes keep busy with flirt-
ing. roguish glance
And worst Of ALL the brand new brain
he put in Tuesday night
Thinks that that kind of conduct is no
more than what It right!
The heart that DR. Patchem got to take
my old ones place
II one that Widow Johnson always sets
into race;
The widow don't know me at ALL but
when she is around
My latest heart begins to whirl and
thump and beat and pound.
And, hang it all, This brain I've got
thinks 1t shouldn't think,
And then these eyes, as ] have said, just
do their best to wink.
This new right arm-I wonder whose 1t
was a month ago.
Some dashing blade possessed the thing
before me, that / know,
For when my heart begins to whirl, my
eyes begin to wink,
This arm begins to want to hug-and at
such things I shrink!
| But heart and eyes and brain combine
to worry me and tease.
And urge my arm to reach right out and
grab a-hold and squeeze!
Oh, who am I and what am I? Am
myself, or not?
Am l the person that ! was. or am !
what I've got?
J Doc. Patchem put on new nose, aho
since that day find
| Through some mistake or carelessness
it's the hay-fever kind.
I think unless can reform my eyes anc
arm and heart
III have to get myself remade again II
every part.
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MuH,

Senator Borah was talking about a
disgruntled political opponent.
His attitude" said the eloquent
senator, reminds me of young lady
at the seashore.
Discussing this young lady and a
Chicago millionaire, girl remarked:
"'She says he's not very good
catch. after all
Another girl, tossing her head. then
made the comment:
"'She says that, does shef Then
he must have dropped her."
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HIa Disclaimer.

NO." said the American father
there is nothing in the rumor that
my daughter is engaged to the
Crown Prince of Furrinland."
Here he assumes pose OF con-
scious pride, and resumes:
But she could have a Crown Prince
II she wanted one My fortune Is now
at such figure that at the prevail
ing market rates l could give her Ii
Dukes, 20 Lords, 10 Earls or or
binary Princes. Thus you may see
that the acquisition Of a Crown Prince
would not entail painful economy upon
me-"
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A Civil Answer.

do many strangers settle here
landlord?"
They all settle, an them without
no more baggage than you got settles
In advance"
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HeredIty.

She-Sometimes you appear really
manly and sometimes you are effemi-
nate. How do you account for 1t?
He-I suppose it is hereditary. Half
of my ancestors were men and the
other half men!-Tit-Bits.
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Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inf,amma-
tion, alla pain cures " Ind collie 25c bottle Adj,
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The neighbors had all spoken nicely
Of Eve until the fatal day when she
went to the seaside.
Then 1t was that the sea serpent
came ashore and handed her bath
ing suit.
Since then
Well, 1t is an old story now.
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Chance.

81 always embrace an opporS
tunity."
But, then, you must be careful you
are not hugging delusion."
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Our friend tells US of hearing the
new cantatrice in her operate selec-
lion at the recital
"And what" we ask. was the bur
den of her song?
Here his face grows hard. as II Wild
otter memory.
Listening to IT," he rasps.
nh -
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1t may be all right for man to have
a past, If II will only stay past.
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To love a woman is human; to keep
on telling her SO is superhuman.-
Houston Post.
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Providing.
rs It really easy taking candy from
q baby?"
Not II the baby takes the place"
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Society,".

Mrs. Wayupp-No wonder look
worried, my dear. My husband has
just gone out, and If he is discovered
it will probably cost us our social po-
gitioI.
Mrs. Blase-Goodness Where Is
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A man can have short legs and still
carry his head high.
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DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. sugarcoated,
tiny granules. Easy to take as candy. Adv.
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Mrs. Wayupp-He has gone out in
cog. to pay bill-Puck.
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A Bit Candid.

First Tripper latter lengthy survey
of second ditto)-You as got hugly
face, 'asn't you. mate?
Second Tripper-Corn't do muffin
abaht it.
First Tripper-You might ave
stopped at 'ome.-Punch (London).
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why do you call the popular game
poker?"
Because it stirs things up"
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IVY

ARDLY any other portion Of
the universe has been the sub
ject of more war talk than
the Balkan peninsula, and
fo,,, .za4;.,u - Tho continent
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-12-17
DR.. MARY WALKER
OPPOSES JASE ADDAMS

CHICAGO, December 7.-''T am in
Chicago to deliver Few lectures. l
want to get in otuch with that eie-
ment of your philosophical men and
women in Chicago who are opposed to
the principles and propaganda of Miss
Jane Adams. The things she stands
for | oppose, and l want TO show her
up"
This was the statement of Doctor
Mary Walker, who as just arrived in
Chicago.
81 take the stand where do in OPP
posing Miss Addams b. 'ause of her at
titude in the recent national cam
paign, " said Doctor Walker. "I refer
to her taking the stump in favor of
Theodore Roosevelt. | guess every.
body knows just how little think OF
Roosevelt.
"I am at a losN to understand how q
woman of so much reputed common
sense could go out and openly supp ri
Theodore Roosevelt, unless she was Q
Grass seeker of popularity and pub
LEFTY"
Jane Addams, when informed of the
new attack said: 81 don Il mind IL
just keep on with my work"
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TO RUSH TROOPS
To OAHU IN
JANUARY
Twenty-Fifth Regiment, to Come
in Full Force, Composed
of Negroes.
COAST ARTILLERY COMING
All Garrisons Here 10 Be Kept
at War Strength - No
Word Here.
COAST ARTILLERY COMING
By George G. Hill.


kBy feuerAl wireless IelegrApn.)
WASHINGTON, December 15.-(Spe-
cial to The Advertiser)-T initial
step toward guarding Pearl Harbor,
Hawaii, on a permanent footing will
take place in January, when the regu-
lar army transport leaving San Fran
cisco will take to Honolulu six com
panies of Coast Artillery and the entire
Twenty fifth Regiment of United States
Infantry, the latter being the complete
organization now stationed at Fort
Lawton and Fort George Wright, Wash
ington.
The army garnsons on Oahu are
soon to be increased to 10000 men,
composed of permanent garrison of
six regiments of infantry, regiment of
cavalry and a regiment and battalion
of field artillery, in addition to the reg.
ular companies of coast artillery to man
the big guns at the defenses and forts.
The cavalry will act as the "eyes "
of the defenders in Americas Pacific
canal base, while the infantry and the
artillery will be depended upon to pre-
vent the landing of troops for any at
tack upon Honolulu or Pearl Harbor.
1t was at first estimated that an army
of 10000 would be necessary, but by
reducing the area of operations it was
found that the garrison of 10000 can
be depended upon to hold the Hawaiian
bases and dockyards.
The war department has approved a
confidential report submitted by the
board of officers which recently con.
vened in Hawaii. This board consisted
of Brig. Gen. NJ. NJ. Macomb, depart
ment commander; Lieut.. Col. John Il,
Morrison, Twenty-frst Infantry; Major
General Blakely, Coast Artillery, and
Capt. Edward s. Walton, detached from
the infantry to the quartermaster de.
partment.
The garrisons in Honolulu, at Pearl
Harbor and at Schofeld Barracks, will
be maintained at permanent war
strength. This will reduce the cavalry
and infantry at home stations to 10000
men and the troops in the Philippines
will be maintained as at present.
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LONDON, December 15.-(Special to
The Advertiser Every preparation
has been completed for the conference
between the plenipotentiaries of the
Balkan Allies and those from Turkey
in st. James Palace here, beginning to-
morrow. Ex-Premier Stojan Novako-
witch, of Servia, it is understood, will
preside at the opening of the confer
ence, but that he will be permanent
chairman is still undecided.
While the basis of the terms to be
demanded by the Allies are known in
a general way, and assertions made by
the Turkish diplomats have been given
publicity, the real and final demands
have not been made public and probably
will be held confidential until settle
ment is reached or failure is confessed
Special dispatches from Athens
Greece, on the eve of the peace confer
ence, show that warlike proceedings are
continuing in Epirus, where severa
clashes between Grecian and Turkish
troops are reported.
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NICK LONGWORTH
EXPLAINS DEFEAT

WASHINGTON, December 3.-Repre-
sentative Nicholas Longworth called at
the White House today to assure the
President that although there will be a
Democrat in congress from the Long
worth district in Cincinnati, all is once
more peace in the Longworth family.
Mr.. Longworth said that Mrs. Long
worth, who as all the world knows was
Miss Alice Roosevelt, took a cool thou
sand dollars out of the Longworth fam
lily treasury and bestowed it upon the
Bull Moose party as a free gift.
While this was going on, Mrs. Long
worth, the congressman mother, was.
expressing an opinion of Mr.. Long
worth 5 fatherin law which was more
foreible than complimentary. In his eff
forts 10 keep on speaking terms with
both branches of the family, LongworthI
got so nervous that he forgot how to
campaign and IN consequence he lost
his district
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Merchants Planning Celebration
Down Town Everybody
Will Be Invited.
MUSIC, MASKS AND LAUGHTER
Christmas Eve Stunts to Be Cut
Out and a Proper Big Time
Substituted.

To make New Year S Eve the big
time for street celebrating, as it is in
New York, San Francisco and hun.
dred other cities, and to discourage the
Honolulu penchant for interrupting
regular business on the night before
Christmas by having a carnival with
out head or tail, the merchants asso.
citation directors held a meeting yes
terday noon to plan big New Year g
Eve general celebration, with lights
and music, confetti and noise, burles.
que and merrimcnt for everyone.
A committee of the association has
been empowered to spend money to
swing the celebration to the last night
of the year and to do whatever they
can to discourage the meaningless
street carnival activity at the time
stockings are being hing up in homes
and Santa Claus is busiest around the
shops. The merchants have realized
for several years that the Christmas
Eve celebrations have sadly interfered
with their legitimate business and bene.
fitted none.
That the people will not be disap'
pointed, the merchants propose to do
their share for New Year 8 Eve by
lighting up and decorating their stores
and office buildings. The Young Hotel
management will illuminate their great
building, and the rathskeller and the
various cafes will give a close imita.
ton of the San Francisco New Year IS
Eve look. There the old year can be
observed in it's last dying moments and
the New Year met with glad acclaim.
The committee will consult with the
military authorities and endeavor to
have two or three military bands
brought into town that night to play
in IKE down town streets, aiding the
Hawaiian band, while all the quintet
clubs will be asked to turn out.
AS this will be the first New Year Is
celebration for the Chinese population
under their new order of things, and
as the japanese here have always cele
brated the haole New Years, the com
mittee will endeavor to get the Chinese
and japanese merchants to aid in the
new movement.
The merchants will call attention tc
the proposed New Year s Eve celebra
tion in their advertising, and the com
mittee will also run advertising notes
from now on until the end of the year
so that the public generally will co
operate and voluntarily change theii
merrvmaking date, and leave Christ
mas Eve open to Christmas business.
The time is short for the committee
to work out elaborate plans this year
hut they promise in succeeding years
to make the celebrations as prominent
as those on the mainland.
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No Orders Received Here.

Lieut.. Col. Archibald Campbell, ad-
iutant general of the department of Ha-
waii, said last night that no word of
the expectant departure of troops from
the mainland for Hawaii next month
had been received at headquarters,
other than the movement of the Fourth
Cavalry to relieve the Fifth.
''It is possible but hardly probable, "
he said, F'for the reason that the Jan.
uary transport will be used in moving
the Fourth Cavalry and there are not
enough lifeboats to equip more trans
ports with the number required by law,
1t will require time, too, for the regi-
ments ordered here to get ready and as
we would have to make extensive prep.
arations here, it is probable that we
would have been notified ere this had
it been planned to start the rtoops NOV.
ing here in January.
Adjutant General Campbell said that
the dispatch to The Advertiser is cor,
rect as bearing out the recommends
tions made by the board which met here
during the summer, and by President
Taft in his message to congress. He
said that the indications were that the
troops necessary to bring the strength
of the army here up to $4,000 mer
would be sent soon, but that he did moi
believe the movement would begir
next month.
The Twenty-fifth Infantry reported
as ordered here is negro regiment
Its headquarters and companies A, B
c and d, are at Fort Lawton, Wash
ington, and companies L, +, G, II, |, X
l. and NJ at Fort George Wright, Wash
| ington.
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months and has prostated him at Dor
chester House since December 3. His
strength suddenly collapsed early to-
day, the exhaustion becoming extreme.
Mrs. Reid and the statesman S daugh-
ter, Mrs. John Ward, were with him
when he breathed his last.
Ogden Mills Reid, editor of the New
York Tribune and the Ambassador g
heir, was eabled for on Friday. He
is aboard the Kronprinzessin Cecilie,
racing across the Atlantic, and will re-
ceive the news by wireless. Mrs. Ward
telephoned the King and Queen, who
sent Sir Harry Leggo, the Queen g
equerry, with personal message Of
coincidence.
The King has sent this message TO
President Taft:
"As your ambassador to this com
try, his loss will be sincerely de-
plored, while personally 1 shall mourn
for an old friend of many years stand
ing, for whom 1 had the greatest re-
gard and respect
Messages have been received from
monarchs and official and personal
friends in all parts of the world.
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fBy Federal wireless Telerrnpb. !,

PARIS, December 15.-(Special to
The Advertiser)-The present where
abouts of Mrs, Mary Barnes, who shot
and wounded Walter Mumm, we'll
known French sportsman. and was her
self wounuec, according to reports, is
still a mystery. The efforts of Paris
detectives to find her and discover how
seriously she was wounded, if at all,
have been unsuccessful.
Walter Mumm, it appears from the
police commissary's report, attacked
the woman during violent quarrel
and kicked her in the face and neck.
Mrs. Barnes departure from her fiat
took place at about nine o. clock on Fri
day morning. Dwellers in the same
apartments, which are situated in the
aristocratic quarters of Avenue du Bois
de Boulogne, were awakened at seven
o clock in the morning by an uproar in
the Barnes apartment.
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.EYESlGHT RESTORED
THR00UGH ACCIDENT

OKLAHOMA CITY, December o. A
bin Of ilnfoll dipped from q rubber
band by child is deelnred responsible
iQf lhp restoration pf the eyesight Of
hey. g. q, hppeu pastor u local
ehnuh, WHO had been blind fnf twenty.
eight YeHn Tbs mistlse, Hrad N ran
dom hN HfaHdghlla ~ the minister.
hlt lim iu oAe pf tho eyes, aAd 10
plleflata ihs paiu hpi elplhh Nala ~.
rllud thls aleuufd snfefsl dsss ego,
Hnd nAfH "A sac aRpafeuf ihai he
flahl Has bf'nH RESTORED lhe Hppllfa.
fIaHH nfff fantlHHfi
FlafilfHll4 unfmal slfI4n nlufand
teaaf NJ hulfn bffame sadarnis
lIilfa Hhllf fnnaHlinH leFlfHi aulsifa8
a lllHlashaal ohlei d leRi
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THE OLD WAY.

A philanthropic person heard OF 4
negro family that was in destitute cir.
eumstanees. The family consisted of a
son nearing manhood's 3 estate aud two
young children.
The benevolent old gentleman called
TO investigate the matter, and after
listening to the mothers story, gave
her eldest son 81 TO get a ehickrn for
the Thanksgiving dinner, aud took his
departure,
No sooner was he gone than the ne.
gress said 10 the son;
"samho, you done glib mo hat dol
lal, and 20 get dat chicken in he
naiehral way Newark star
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Wireless Confirms.
BEWARE OF COLDS,

Childfen RIe much more likely lQ
contract the contagious dislasps when
they have colds Nh0oping cough
diphtheia, scarlet fever ANA fonsump.
tion are diseases that arc often con
tfaeied when the child has a rold That
Il Nby an medical autl0uiits saY b.
Nafe Of colds foT the quIsE pufe ai
enlds you aill lnd nothing better ttau
NAamleTlaiui 3 Cough kemeBY II fAu
always De depended upan and is plfas
apf una safe - fake faT FHl. - nu
aoa Smith 4 co.. iAal aHenu - ia
aail. AdYefilleafH
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Try Federal wire,ess rslegraph.) }

NEW YORK, December 15.-(Spe-
cial to The Adyertiser) - Under the
leadership of Mrs. Mary Goode, whose
testimony before the aldermanic com
mittee has thrown fear into the police,
keepers of disorderly houses who have
been victims of extortion by the System
met today aud organized TO aid the
investigations,
Mrs. Goode reported that Mrs. o.
II. +, Belmont would aid the women
in the graft hunt. Mrs. Goode visited
Mrs, Belmont yesterday aud from tho
social leader today came assurance
that the union would be given every
assistance,
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NONE WILL Be
JAPAN 8 PREMIER
Hope Exists That Katsura, Who
Once Refused, win Take
0nerouS Position.
lspeeial cable to The Nippu Jiii.l


TOXIC, Japan, December l4.-Baron
Tosuke Hirata, former minister of the
interior, has declined the premiership
proffered him ON behalf of the ''gen-
ros' by Prince Katsura. Since Mar
quis Saionii, the premier and his cabi-
net ministers rendered their resigna-
tions, the "genros have experienced
nothing but failure in their efforts to
form a new ministry. Every states
man who ranks himself as one of
Japan S great men, when approached
by the "genrosn has refused to un-
dertake the difficult task and the pre-
miership remains untitled.
Soon after Baron Hirata voiced his
refusal today, the "genros' hurried
into conference and remained in session
until late in the afternoon without,
however, reaching any particular deci-
sion.
1t is believed here that Prince Tarc
Katsura, who was appointed grand
chamberlain some three months ago
win eventually he called 90 rescue
japan in its present political crisis
A new ministry with Prince Katsuri
at the head, it is believed, viii b,
materiali2ed within a day or two.
Wireless Confirms.
(By Federal wireiess lelegraunl
TOXIC, December H. Especial 4
Tie AdyeuiseD Prince Tnfo Katsur
will, il Is confidently believed, under
take he formation of new ,lapaues
cabinet 20 rake the place of tho SainnJ
ministry, which was recently dissolved