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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1912-03-27

AnInVitafiOn. T yTs iRy ss. y 81 D r
Sias' Pile Pins single dose will relieve all
inflammation and give 2SC "A hOX.
WELCOME b EASTMAN, Reliable Pharmacist.
SO and 3S Eastern Ave. st. Johnnbury,
Vermont.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1912-03-27
Maine Central
Railroad.
SERVICE IN
EFFECT
JANUARY :, 1912

Through the White Mountains
To Lancaster, Colebrool1, North Con-
way, Boston, Portland Lewiston Ban~
gor, Bar Harbor and st. John.
LEAVING ST. JOHNsBURY.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1912-03-27
WILLIS ID. FITCH, MI. ID.
G. A. PROVOST, Nj. ID.

General Practice. Special attention
given diseases of the stomach and
Kidneys Office hours: So a. m, IL
and Us p. m. Both telephones. $50
Railroad Street. st. Johnsbury, VT.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
SAVED AT THE CRISIS.
Cured After Doctors Gave Up Hope

H. R. Hatch, 2576 Cedar Street, Everett
Washington, says: II doubt if anyone ever
suffered more than did from kidney trou-
bic. endured the greatest agony anyone
can imagine. My back so bad could hard
ly walk. The least jar was or sudden mis-
step caused sharp twinges through my
luins that fairly made me groan. / dreaded
to stoop for ] knew what ! had to snfsr
when l Strengthened. At times the kidney
secretions passed much too freely. while
again there was marked retention, The
secretions were almost ike blood. offensive
in odor and terribly painful in passage. I
treated with several physicians and COD
suited two specialists in Seattle and one in
Tacoma. They all told me l had Bright's
disease and could expect to live only .
short time. Finally l began using Deans
Kidney Pills on friends advice. and TO
my surprise, received prompt relief. ]
continued and was completely cured.
Though Is years of age, / am a. supple
and active as any man in the country"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
THE SAFE LAXATIVE
FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE

Most elderly people are more or
less troubled with chronic, per-
sistent constipation. due largely to
lack of sufficient exercise They ex-
perience difficulty In digesting even
light food. with consequent belching
OF stomach gases. dro~siness after
eating. headache and feeling of lassi.
tude and general discomfort.
Doctors advise against cathartics and
violent purgatives Of every kind, rec.
ommending mild. gentle laxative
tonic. like DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin.
to effect relief without disturbing the
entire system
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin Is the
perfect laxative, easy IN action. GER
tain In effect and, withal. pleasant to
the taste. 1t possesses tonic proper
ties that strengthen the stomach, liver
and bowels and is remedy that has
been for years the great standby In
| thousands Of families, and should be
In every family medicine chest 1t Is
equally as valuable for children as fol
older people.
Druggists everywhere sell Dr. Cald
wells Syrup Pepsin in soc and s1.oC
bottles. If you have never tried II
send your name and address to DR., W
B. Caldwell, 201 Washington St.. Mon
ticello. H., and he will De very glad t
send q sample bottle for trial.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
PlTlFUL SIGHT WITH ECZEMA

"A few days after birth we noticed
an inflamed spot on our baby's hip
which soon began spreading until
baby was completely covered even In
his eyes, ears and scalp. For eight
weeks he was bandaged from head to
foot. He could not have a stitch Of
clothing on. Our regular physician
pronounced it chronic eczema He Is
very able physician and ranks with
the best in this locality, nevertheless,
the disease began spreading until
baby was completely covered. He
was losing flesh SO rapidly that we be.
came alarmed and decided to try Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment.
mot until commenced using Cutl-
cura Soap and Ointment could we tell
what he looked like, as we dared not
wash him, and had been putting one
application after another on him. On
removing the scale from his head the
hair came of. and left him entirely
OoANe wv VIC udfC UCCu ubIIA
.Cuticura Soap and Ointment he has
as much hair as ever. Four weeks
after we began to use the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment he was entirely
cured. / don't believe anyone could
have eczema worse than our baby.
Before We used the Cuticura Rem.
edies we could hardly look at him, he
was such a pitiful sight. He would
I, fuss until would treat him. they
semed to relieve him so much. CUT
cura Soap and Ointment stand by
themselves and the result they quick.
ly and surely bring is their own rec
ommendation." (signed) Mrs. T. B.
Rosser, Mill Hall, Pa. Feb. 20. 1911.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint.
ment are sold by druggists and deal.
ers everywhere, a sample Of each,
with 32-page book, will be mailed free
on application to "Cuticura." Dept.
80 K. Boston.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
VERDICT A FAVORABLE ONE
small Girls Pretty Answer TO Stupid
Question Of InqulsitIve
susybedy.

She was pretty little tot, and ev-
erybody who knew her took pleasure
In pausing to ask her some kind OF
question, merely to show an interest
and for the pleasure of hearing the
musical cadence of her voice. Some
OF the questions were what might be
termed leading, but for all she invari.
ably had some kind Of an answer.
Among these latter inquiries was one
from an Intrusive busybody who was
Old enough to know better. but who
belonged to class of persons who
never learn. Knowing that the little
girl had only recently become the pos.
SCISSOR OF young and attractive step.
mother, with curiosity Unborn she
asked her very frankly:
We'll, Pollykins, how do you like
your stepmother?"
The child raised her blue eyes grave.
ly. and with her face glowing with
happiness. replied:
"Oh. very much. indeed, Mrs SIKH.
lington. We At very nicely, consider.
ing that she got us ready made
Judge.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

There are two ways to tell whether you
have weak kidneys.
The first is through the pains in the back
and other outward signs. The second is
by examination of the kidney secretions.
That is why physicians make such a
careful examination when you apply for
insurance, and if there is any sign of kid
ney trouble you are surely rejected.
Kidney disease is so dangerous that 1t
10 bad mistake to overlook or neglect it,
and if pain in the back, recurring head
aches, or fretfui, nervous, tired condition
makes you suspect some kidney trouble,
take the trouble to watch the kidney secre-
tons. Look for any Of the following
signs:
~. More Or lee s TRAN three snd ons half
Too dark or too pale color.
Pssssees too frequent. profuse, or much
gedueed. or scaidtns and painful.
Sandy. 6rftty or cloudy settlints.
Pat or efly-foskins lsysr which ssthers
or Q te1ly.Iike thickenins.
Stunning Of the linen or bad odor.
Temporary changes may occur for time
from things eaten, bit il the changed ap-
pearance continues, your kidneys are out
Of order and need help. Neglect may prove
serious.
Deans Kidney Pills correct and regu-
late tho kidney secretions, stimulate and
heal sick kidneys, and thereby drive away
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
viii Not Reduce ACREAGE.

Corpus Christi, Tex.-At the recent
meeting of the farmers institute 1t
was pointed out that there would be
no reduction of acreage in cotton in
Nueces county this year on account
of the new land being planted. Even
though all the farmers planting cotton
last year would decide not to plant
this year, there would still be great.
er acreage cultivated in cotton in this
section this year than there was last
year on account of the fact that the
new land acreage is considerably
greater than the entire amount plant
ed in cotton here last year.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
LEAKAGE THAT CAN BE EASILY
STOPPED.

How many people who read this article.
realize the weighty influence OF one little
necessity of life-baking powder-on the
cost of living.
Yet it is a leakage that can easily be
stopped IL the housewife will only pay
little more attention to the choice of her
baking powder. Some think there Is
economy in buying the cheap Big Can"
Baking Powders. These Baking Powders
are not always uniform, and sometimes
produce failures In the baking. and the
result is that more Is lost In one or two
spilled bakings than you spend on bak-
ing powder In the whole year. The cheap
"Big Can" Baking Powders should be
avoided.
On the other hand. many housewives
feel that baking powder Is OF no value
unless they pay 50 cents pound for 1t
the price charged for the high priced
i'Trust" brands. This Is a mistake. as
the best baking powder that can be made
can he sold for Csc. per pound. II the man
ufacturer is satisfied with reasonable
profit. There is one brand on the market
that meets these requirements. IT is
CALUMET BAKING POWDER. recon-
mended by leading physicians and chem.
lists: used in millions of homes: and
given the Highest Award at the Worlds
Pure Food Exposition.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Farmers Beginning to PIow.

Hallettsville, Textile last few
days of dry weather have helped the
wood famine here. Farmers have
heen hauling wood to town and re-
ceiving extra prices therefor. the
winters supply had run in many faml'
lies. Although the roads have drled'
it is still difficult to get wood, De
cause of the fact that farmers are De-
ginning to pillow and will not leave
their farms.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Homeless Case.

"De trouble wild me and muh wife"
admitted old Brother Campers, "am
dat whilst we gree most o de time,
we don't gree at de same time. kin
gree bout anything, and she kin gree
bout anything, but we KANT gree
wild each udder bout it. When I'm
willing to gree wild her she won't
gree wild me, and when she is ready
to gree wild me I've changed muh
mind and KANT gree wild her. We kin
bofe gree separate. but we kaina
gree togedder on de same thing al
de same time. and de mo- we tries dc
wuss we git" Puck.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
cornered.

Lord Guilford tells story of q
young lady's resources at bazaar.
Business was in full swing when a
young man strolled around the vari-
GUS stalls, with no intention Of pur-
chasing anything AS he passed a
large, beautifully decorated stall the
young lady sellers detained him.
Won't you buy cigarette holder.
sir?" she asked. mo. thank you. |
don't smoke" was the curt reply. "Or
pen wiper worked with my own
hands?" Il don't write Then do
have this nice box Of chocolates" Il
don't eat sweets" The young lady's
patience was exhausted. "Sir," she
said grimiy, will you buy this box
Of soap?"
The young man paid up.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
74.o7o Bales at Temple.

Temple, Textile report OF the
special census agent for Bell county
shows that up to December Is, 1911,
a total of 74,O70 bales Of cotton had
been ginned In the county by fifty
seven gins, as compared with total
crop of Sc, 1893 bales in 1910, thus show
ing an increase of nearly 10000 bales,
with the season several months long
er. 1t is predicted that the entire
crop will reach 10000 bales in the
county.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
New TO II,

They walked up to the desk OF the
Getty House In Yonkers. both in sus.
piciously new clothes. He took pen
from the hand Of Clerk Mailing with a
careless, Indifferent air and signed
with flourish. It was Just his name.
Mailing looked at him in surprise and
waited. Finally he said:
Aren't you going to register her
too?"
The man answered. "Of course,
and with another flourish he added
"and wife"
The bride looked at him reproach
fully, murmuring. What did yoI
suppose l hit you in the ribs fort"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Mllk ANALYSIS.

Austin, Tex.--Of seventy-six sam
ples of milk taken from dairy delivery
wagons in San Antonio this week by
members of the State food and drug
department, sixteen have been founa
by analysis to be adulterated-tnir-
teen samples were of watered milk
three samples were of skinned milk
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Rebuild Industrial Plant.

Houston, Tex.-R. l.. Hudgins, gen.
eral manager of the Industrial Cotton
Oil Company, whose plant was totally
destroyed by fire on Saturday, states
that the mill will be rebuilt on a
larger and better scale. A new oil
mill will be constructed ON the site
of the old one, and reinforced con.
crete will probably be used. Mr.. Hud'
gins estimates the, loss at $75O,O00'
and states that $50 men were thrown
out of employment by the loss of the
plant.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Enoineerjnu in Montana.

Henry |. Mcdaniel, ex-City Engineer
of Atlanta, now in charge of Govern
ment engineering in Montana, says
that he contracted a terrible cough
which no physician could relieve, but
was cured by Taylor's Cherokee Rem.
edy of Sweet Gum and Mullen. For
all Colds, Whooping Cough, etc.
At druggists, Is, SOC. and $1.00 q
bottle.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Crouch to Washington.

Captain Crouch goes to Washington
is accredited representative OF the as.
ISOLATION. where he will present the
facts of the situation to Senators Cul.
berson and Bailey, and will appear be.
fore TN. tariff committees Of both
branches of congress in behalf Of
these industries. He will urge that
sufficient protection be given wool
and mohair to make the business
profitable enough to justify continue
ton of sheep and goat raising and
greatly stimulate interest and invest.
ment in Texas flocks.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Rin iron Traffic In Germany.

Berlin.-The. production OF pig IRON
in Germany in the year 1911 amount.
ed to 15,4S3,933 tons, an increase Oh
740,S0S tons. over the total OF the pre-.
ceding year and breaking the RECORD
Of production ser any year.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
HAVE YOU SUSPECTED YOUR KIDNEYS?

backache, rheumatic pain, nervousness dis
illness, bloating and other results Of kidney
disease.
The following case is typical Of the cure,
effected by Doan's Kidney Pills. Gratafuj
testimony is the best evidence.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

You will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly.
You think you are catching cold. Don't
wait until you know it, Take dose Of
Hamlins Wizard Oil and you just can't
catch cold.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Ranges Are fine.

Alpine. Tex.-Another slow, gentle
rain fell all over Bse sster county
Monday, assuring CONT lsnce OF the
nrevoil;no avcallent sea i. All stocl
is in good condition asa Fsnse is Inc
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

When man buys new hat ne
wants one somewhat like the one he
had before--but It's different with q
woman.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
"a
Recipe Free
6saik Kidneys
.,ip.ry and sI Kidney
gssettsehs, stra'n'nS'
s.Iling, ETC.
y, and Back

-,,b;n q week or 80
pits. Stst forever to tn. the
i,Sss Itrai,HSIa a s;;Of~shs cad and
"a b pSI9s ",cSes; the stitches
1900 e.: The growing mus ,.n;
j 4 % ex..sars the eyes; vel
sssSSsl.!;; , s.1lIsal . hort
q s1 .ss "a troubles that
Il you want to
s ~ = you ought to
Many a doc
gs Y g !; Just Cor writing
have Il and VIII
z ai ~ iS: Dr.. A. p.
s 4 by return mail
~ 3 S = viii see when
s. e ssufsins only pure
y III 4 mas great heal
sfinE power. .. ,,o,,
IA better gee what
IN serd you o copy
nj nj cure yourself at
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

Contrary Human Nature.
People seem to find II easier to be
kind than to be genuinely apprec!atiye
of kindness done them.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

Mrs. wfnsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infammar
tion. allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c q bottle.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
Speaking Alrily.

First Aviator-How far Is It to the
next gasoline reservoir
Second Aviator-Two graveyards
and a spiral glide to your left, old
man.-Life.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
sheep AND GOAT RAlstRs
PETITION GOVERNOR TO uRe,
EXTENSION OF BOUNTY LAWS.
Texas Association Wants Mexico. New
Mexico and Arizona Governors
Help In Eradicatins Pests,

Austin, Tex.-A resolution by the
Texas Sheep and Goat Raisers AS.
ISOLATION was presented Monday to
the governor by Captain B. l.. Crouch
of San Antonio, first vice president
Of the association, In effect request.
Ing the executive to use his influence
with the governors OF the States In
Northern Mexico and Of Arizona and
New Mexico to take action toward
extermiDating predatory wild animals
In these States when Texas begins
this work September / next, under
the wolf scalp bounty law of the thir
ty-second legislature.
Obtain Federal Help.
1t was also requested that Governor
Colquitt commHnieat with the federal
secretary of agriculture in the matter
and endeavor to obtain that officials
cooperation in presenting the need
Of determination to the governors OF
these several States. The resolution
in question was adopted by the as.
ISOLATION at its November meeting
after its incorporation,
The governor assured Captain
Crouch he will cooperate with the as,
ISOLATION in every way within his pow.
er, that he is heartily in accord with
its purpose of Kidding West Texas of
wolves, It's own and those that cross
the Rio Grande at seasons when it is
shallow, and with other plans to pro
tect and improve the sheep and goat
industries of the State. He imme.
diately dictated letters to the execu.
tives in question, and said he would
act in any other way that might be
presented. He has been interested in
the plans for wolf determination. and
has previously taken some action In
the matter.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
your druggist Will refund money II PAZ0 ONT.
MENT fails to cure any case OF Itching. Blind,
Bleed lnR OF ProtrudiDg Piles In to IA days. bQo.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

When truth gets busy, fiction Is apt
to feel ashamed of itself.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

II you would be leader you must
set the pace.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

10 DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take tho Old standard GROrES TASTELESS
CHILL TONIC. 70 no what you are taxing
The f,rrarl;. 10 Ilainl, printed o.. 9 cry bottle,
showi IL 10 simply lnlnilc and Iron In tasseIess
form, AMI the most efectual form. For groWp
people and children. 20 cent?
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
n SUCCEED

Isl few years. condi.
Ila d business, even pro-
have changed 80 COM
an nan Is waking up
asl h order to win sue.
/ Gvsciallze and learn to
sslllng and do 1t we'll.
IDA any article that is sold
Il must have genuine
lhuunt Of advertising will
i.nsnd for the article.
IlaFs We have watched
hkrsst the remarkable re.
hAhsa By Dir. Kilmer's
o. great Kidney, Liver
Remedy. From the very
A.FIcpgietors had so much
hitshat they invited every
llss Of cost, before pur-
islln's prescription.
% % dc thousands Of let.
non former sufferers
sAiOying good health as
muse
! yCa wish first to try a
taarssE Dr.. Kilmer Il
Gt NJ =. and mention
Rey yin gladly forward
bottle By mail, abso-
tsr sale at all drug
Nats Ind one-dollar.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

II you can't marry the one you love,
try to love the one you marry.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

Visitor examining picture in dining
room).--Is that picture one Of the old
masters?
Hostess-Yes: that's picture OF
our cook.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

Nothing pleases some people more
than the opportunity to spread bad
news about their neighbors.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

One way to discount a woman's ar
gument is to agree with her.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12

] .saas Pellets first put
hey regulate and invig.
i. aser aad bowels, Sugar
sls
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
b School.
aauoa..
q " sDslls."

ssg 9. sass0E0 QUIN1NE."
a ~ u 9 9 oulNIEE. Look for
+ a l;s si ~ Ussd the Wosla
" Das. 10.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1912-01-12
easndi

alsad Of yours the other
NO vss her"
He was telling US
you out Of the gutter
g scur feet"
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1912-12-19

whether or not their surroundings
are kept absolutely clean. Pigeons
are very dainty birds. They detest
dirty food or water and they dislike
unclean surroundings. Their two
worst enemies are cold and rats.
Therefore, 1t will be seen that their
quarters should be well built so that
they will be warm and dry and yet
have plenty of ventilation and light.
1t is not wise to keep pigeons in or
about a barn because in such locality
they are almost sure to be assailed
by rats. One Of the best ways to keep
the rats out OF a pigeon coop is to sink
one-inctf wire netting into the ground
along the coop foundation. lacking 1t
well up on the sides. This will keep
the rats from burrowing under the
sills or from making holes in the sides
above ground.
Pigeons eat variety Of grains, such
as Canadian peas, cracked corn, and
wheat, German mlllet and hempseed.
They also need finely broken shell, and
ground rock salt and charcoal.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1912-12-19
Puah Sale Of Iled cross seals.

The American Red Cross has al
ready printed over sb.00O.OOO Red
Cross Christmas seals and probably
the edition will number 1OO,OOO.OO0
before the end Of the campaign. II
the anticipations Of the anti-tubercu-
losis workers are realized, no less
than 100000 will be obtained from
the sale of Red Cross seals. Practic-
ally all OF the money remains In the
state or city where the seals are sold,
only a very small percentage Of It h
goInV to pay for the cost Of the print
ing and distributing the seals and for
the expense OF running the campaign.
In case any persons cannot obtain
seals in the community where they
live, they can secure them by writing
to Red Cross Seal Headquarters. 71b
Union Trust Building, Washington. ID.
C. Red Cross seals cost one cent
each and every seal sold Is q bullet In
the fight against tuberculosis.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1912-12-19
Mada.to-ordsr Kind.

my wife is always bringing home
90 much toothpowder." complained q
man the other day to friend.A Its
q waste Of money. AS for me just
take the bathtub cleanser and scrub
my teeth"
The pair were walking down Chest
nut street and his companion stopped
In amazement. What! Doesn't tt
hurt your teeth and gums, tool" he
exclaimed almost in horror.
"No," came back the surprising re-
ply. "You see they're the kind you
buy at the dentists"