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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-06-07
CABLOIDs

Brisbane-The women Of Queens
land have petitioned the homo sscrs-
tary to establish special police
courts for women and girls. 80 that
they may not BE- subjected to the
publicity Of the present criminal
tribunals.
Berlin-The side-show freaks o..
Germany have formed . union TO pro-
tect themselves against interruptions
managers. The bearded lady. the liv-
ing skeleton. the woman-bsar and the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-06-07

Friends OF Mrs. Earl Walker viii
be pleased to learn that she Ia recov.
ering from her recent attack OF peute
indigestion. and will soon be ahie to
return TO her home near Biy Mrs.
Tom Garrett. who remained In the
city TO care for Mrs. Walker. an.
nounces that Mr.. Walker will he here
Saturday 10 take them home.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-06-07
Wilson Isc~sinx Well

Frank Wilson. who was so badi,
injured In an automobile acciden,
last Sunday. Is getting along quite
nicely. He rested well last night. aud
this morning Is feeling much i'm.
proved He Is able To turn over In
bed. but rs his body was so badly
bruised. IL will be many weeks yet BE-.
fore he will be able TO leave his bed
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-06-07
, REAL ESTATE rRANsvERs I

The following realty transfers.
contracts. deeds. mortgages. etc. re-
Gently died with the county clerk.
are furnished by the City and County
Abstract company:
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-06-07

FOR RENT-Four-room house mod. /.
ern; toilet. bath. electric ilsht:
completely furnished. r. p. Smith
Realty company. 7-;i
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-06-07

See the Miller Photo Cos pictures
OF the Rodeo before you buy. 3-st
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-06

ylsltaba todaS las licndas doudc ha.
cia numerosas compras y conycr~a-
ba famiiarmente con los comercian.
tes; pero siempre de inc6gnito.
La curiosidad pamsiense no saba
donde encontrarle.
Preclsamente por este. undo a las
aventuras que de el Sc referian. la
curiOsidad de Paris lego al delirio.
Los priyilegiados que habian visto
al Car, trazaban de 81 este retrato.
Alto, bien tornado, moreno, un POGO
delgado y ojos yiyos. \ yeces un
movlmlento neryioso convulsivo
descomponia repentinamentc su ros.
tro. Atribuiase este al veneno que
el caballerizo Zoubow habiale dado
en- su infancia. Cuando deseaba NOS
trarse agradable a alguien, su fso-
nomia volviase graciosa encarta-
dora. Pero va Sc sabe el precio de
las gracias de los animales feroces
I'll ser que mas 6xito ha logrado en-
Paris es el oso del Jardfn de Plan.
tas, por su buen humor. Para los
parisienses de aquel tempo, un Car
moscovlta era un animal mas extra
no, mas fantastico y mas inverosi
mil que un oso verde un mono azul
Gonna como un ogro, al decir de
Verton, repOstero del Rey, a quien
Sc habia encargado de su mesa
Hacia por dia cuatro comidas con
siderablemente copiosas, y en- cada
una de elias bebia dos botellas de
vino y una de licor con los postres
FL Duque de Antin, este prop(si-
to, afirmaba que era ell hombre mas
capaz' de su siglo. Ell dia en- que
este mismo Duque lie llev6 a su cas-.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-06
2216
PAUL FEvAL

y era cierto. Pedro lie Russia.
acompanado del general Tesse y de
treinta guardias de corps. que te-
nian el dificil cargo de guardarle,
acababa de llegar a Palacio La mi
sion de su escolta era extremada-
mente compLcada, porque el Car
Pedro tenia movimientos bruscos
caprichOs repentinos que le arrastra-
ban con frecuencia mas lejos de don
de guerra ir
Viva en- el hotel Lesdigutres. FL
Duquc de Orleans le trataba magni.
hcamente La curiosidad parisien,
deseosa de verle, tuvo que renunciar
a su empenO porque el Soberano ru-
so no lie gustaba que Sc ocupasen de
el. CuandO los curiosos Sc estacio-
naban delante de su hotel, enviaba
al pobre Tesse con orden de cargar
Sobre ellos FL infortunado maris.
cal hubiera preferido hacer diez
campanas que estar a las 6rdcnes
del Emperador russo
FL honor de ser ayudante del Prin-
cipe mOscoyita lie envejeci6 diez amos.
Pedro el Grande estaba en- Paris
para estudiar las costumbres euro
peas. All Regente no lie agradaba la
terrible vista; pero no pudiendo re-
huirla, trat6 de deslumbrar su
huesped con los esplendores de una
hospitalidad magnifca.
Fue un error: el Car detestaba
el lujo All entrar la primera no
che Ell la suntuosa alcoba que Sc lie
habia preparado, mand6 que Sc lie
pusiera una CANA de campana en-
medic de la habitaci6n y Sc acost6
en- ella. Andaba por todas parties,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-06
Ell JOROBADO

yez el posaporte al iorobado. di-
citndole
La cansa = justa Hare 10 que
me- pedis en- memoria lie mi amigo.
81 Ell caballero Lagardtre tiene ne.
cesidad de ayuda
-Monsenor, el caballero Lagar-
dere solo pide una cosa a Vuestra
Alteza.
-JEl que.
Discretion. Una palabra i'm
prudente puede perderlo todo
-Sere mudo.
FL jorobado salud6 proiundamen-
te, dobl6 con cuidado el salyo-con-
ducto, y despu6s de meterlo EN- uno
de los bolsllos, Sc dirigi6 a la puer-
ia.
d Hasta dcntro de dos horas p
dijo el Regente
-Si, MOnsenor.
Ell jOrobado saG6
d Has conseguido 10 que desea-
bas?-le pregunt6 ell viejo conserje
Breant cuando VIC al jorobado.
Este lie di6 un doble luis de orc.
ST; pero ahora quiero yer la
fiesta
II Diablo / Vas a bailar p -ex-
clam6 Br6ant asombrado.
-QuierO, adem5s, otra cosa-pro-
siguio el jorobado que me des la
llave del pabelloncito del jardin.
-5Y que vas a hacer ALI?
Ell jorobado lie di6 otro doble luis
u Themes algdn amorfo? Toma la
llave.
-Quiero, en- fn-anadi6 el hom-
brecillo,-que me lleves al pabellon.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-06
II
Una partida de sacanete.

En- ell jardin, los invitadOs aumen,
taban sin cesar.
En- la plazoleta de la estatua de
Diana, la aglomeraci6n de 6stos era
mas grande, por estar ante las ven
tanas del Regente. Todos querian
averiguar la causa de su estado. No
nos oeuparemos de las intrigas Y
conspiraciones de aquellos tiempcs;
pero 81 diremos que ell Regente es-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-06

eito el paquete que te confa esta
manana.
~ no hay otro doble luis para
la eomisi6n?
Hay dos.
Bravo Ercs una exceleote
persona. Ahora estoy SECURE de
que vas una eta amorosa
-Puede SER contest6 ell joroba-
do sonriendo.
ST yo fuera mujer, te adoraris
a pesar de tn joroba. Themes unos
dobles luises tan relucientes Pc.
70 es precise una invitacion para
entrar en- el baile- anadi6 81 yieio
Breant. -; Los guardias, sin ella
no te dejaran pasarl
-Tengo una replic6 ell ioroba-
do.-Lleva solo el paquete.
En- seguida, EN- seguida 81
que ell corredor, vuelve a la dere-
cha y, cuando llegues al vestibulo.
verds la escalinata que conduce al
Jardin Divi6rtete mucho mucha
suertc
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24
COL. FRENCH OFF
FOR OTHER ISLANDS

Among the passengers booked for
Hilo on the Mauna Kea on Tuesday
we're Colonel George French and Ma
jor j. Willis. Colonel French reach
ed Honolulu April l6. being sent from
Chicago to hold special meetings and
report on all the Salvation Army work
In these Islands. Those who had the
pleasure OF hearing Colonel French
speak In the M. II. church last Sun
day morning were greatly impressed
with his ability az a forceful and elo-
quent speaker. The discourse In Cen
trail Union church that same evening
was thought by many to be even bet
ter than the one they had listened
to In the morning. and II is certain
that those who attended the meet,
ing, where Colonel French spoke, In
the Army hall on Saturday evening
were greatly helped, for at the end
OF the meeting goodly number OF
people were seeking conversion. All
are sure the colonel's visit to the Is
lands will result in much good being
done. and urge all who can to Improve
every opportunity of hearing him
speak.
Colonel French is now on tour of
the other islands,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24
FOR THE STOMACH
Here's an Oiier You should Not Over.
look.

Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets remedy
stomach troubles by aiding nature to
supply the elements the absence ol
which in the gastric juices causes in,
digestion aud dyspepsia. They aid
the stomach to digest food and to
quickly convert It into rich red blood
and material necessary for overcom.
ing natural body waste.
Carry package of Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets In your vest pocket. or keep
them In your room. Take one after
each heavy meal and prove our asser.
ton that indigestion will not bother
you.
We know what Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets are and what they will do. We
guarantee them to relieve Indigestion
and dyspepsia. II they fail we will re.
fund your money. Three sizes: 25
cents. so cents. and s1.OO. Remember
you can obtain Rexall Remedies only
at our store = The ReXall Store. Ben.
SON, Smith g. Co, Ltd, Fort and Hotel
streets, Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24
j. 5. EXPERTS
To HELP HAWAII
in PEST Fight
BY C. S. ALBERT.

Especial Bulletin Correspondence
WASHINGTON. u. c.. April "a
An immediate and vigorous crusade
for the extermination Of the Medter.
ranean fly In the Hawaiian Islands 10
now assured. -
The Senate Committee on Agricul.
ture has approved the provision in the
agricultural appropriation bill as pass.
ed BY the House allowing $4,000 for
war upon the ny. II took an advance
step by making the funds Immediately
available. This means that whenever
the President approves this money bill
:he sum will be instantly at the dispo
sition of those in charge Of It's distri
button. Otherwise. no portion Of the
amount could be expended until July
I. 1919, the beginning Of the next fiscal
year.
II was also decided by the Senate
committee that no part of the money
should be utilized for any purpose on
the Atlantic Coast. II was desired by
the California delegation in Congress
TO have the inspection Of lemons from
Sicily and all Mediterranean ports OK.
amined at points of arrival.
II is proposed to expend the s35 900
In sending an expert from the Bureau
Of Entomology to Hawaii, where he
will study the habits Of the Mediter
ranean fly. Another expert will 20 TO
Australia and seek parasite which
will prey upon the fly and destroy It,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24
Fighting BEET
SUGAR PESTS

WASHINGTON. d. c., Apr. I2-Ev-
cry year there is an increase in the
number of beet sugar factories. with
a corresponding increase In acreage
grown to sugar beets in the United
States. OF this acreage as per cent
Ia divided among three States-Colo-
RADIO. California and Michigan. The
estimated value of the sugar beet
crop, or the beet sugar product. for
1910 Is s50,O00,000 This value would
undoubtedly have been higher II at
mospheric conditions. combined with
insect attack, had not reduced II. As
suming the very conservative esti-
mate Of 10 per cent loss due to in
sect damage, the injury by insects
results In loss to the grower and
factories of 100000 Assuming %
loss of 20 per cent, which is author
itatively estimated for table beets and
other root crops, we suffer an an
nual loss OF si0.000,00O from insect
ravages.
Different insects are the primary
pests In different regions. For exam
pie, In Southern California wirewormB
nv thi'ht WV hioNN f'f'ns
In Utah, Idaho and Colorado the curly
beet aphis Is a most destructive pest:
In some seasons the beet army worm
causes great losses; In the moU east
ern bcet.growing States, from Michi
gan to Kansas, Grasshoppors are very
Obstructive; In the north, white grubs
are troublesome; and southwark, flea
beetles and blister beetles do great
damage. Cut worms are injurious
practically everywhere and In some
seasons are much more destructive
than In others. Damage due TO cut
worms during the years 1910 and 1871,
to sugar beets and truck crops, reach
ed into the hundreds of Thousands Of
dollars. In their occurrence In sugar
beet fields cutworms have been sue,
cessfully treated by experts of the Bu
reau of Entomology by the applica
ton of poisoned bats.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24

Want ads In the Bulletin hiring
you rich returns.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24
RUSSELL SAGE
F0UNOATl0NER COMING

A member of the Russell Sage Foun.
dalton, Miss Frances Blascoer, Is to
visit Hawaii for the purpose OF look
ing into tho conditions and living cir,
cumsta nces of women and girls who
must earn their own living.
Upon her arrival In Honolulu Miss
Blascocr will have her headquarters
at Kaiulani Home. She Is also intend.
ing to found vocation bureau for
women and girls, which she plans to
make big factor in assisting them
to find congenial employment.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24
ADMEN'S
LUNCHEON

George Brown, manager Of the Re.
cal Shoe Company. Is to be the prin.
cipal speaker. at the Adnicn's lunch.
con tomorrow at noon In tho Union
Grill. His subject will be, Practical
Problems of the Local Advertiser" A
full attendance is requested as de.
cision is to be made as to the future
meeting.place Of the Ad Club. f.. NJ.
Cheatham Ia to make a report In re.
gard to new meeting.place he has
been investigating.
Members of the club received this
week their first subscription copies Of
The Voice, the official publication Of
the Associated Advertising Clubs Of
America.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24
MILK and CREAM

We deliver fresh MIX and Cream
twice daily to all parts of the city
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Phone 1886 T. q, Box 23O
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-24

has the best Home Made Bread.
German Prctscls and Coffee Cake. Be
sure and ring up 2l24.
1929 FoRT STREET
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-19
CITY NEWS.

Use Gate City want ad when
you want results.
Several Keokuk religious workers
were in Warsaw Sunday evening TAX
ing part in the Men and Religion For
ward Movement meetings.
Carlton Van Sittert, who has been
i'll for several weeks at the parental
home on Franklin street, is improving.
knights and Ladies OF Security,
Keokuk council No. 1899, will meet
in regular session at o'clock at A.
10. U. w. hall Monday evening. a
large attendance is desired.
The debris around the Masonic
Temple is being removed today and
the walks on Main and Fourth will be
available in a short time which will be
good news to the merchants in that
section.
Regular meeting Keokuk Council
No. $40 tonight at 8 o'clock, Hawkes.
hall, Eighth and Main. Visiting breth-
rem fraternally invited to attend. G..
NJ. vogler, regent; ]. I. Annable, sec
rotary.
Work was resumed this morning
on the Elks building. The cold wealth
er put stop to the progress of the
building. 1t Is believed that there
will be no furthtr Interruptions and
that the building will be ready for
dedication on schedule time.
The city commissioners spent
some time this morning discussing
the new system for Main street illumi-
nation which was submitted to the
merchants Saturday, and was outlined
quite fully In Sunday mornings Gate
City. 1t was stated that there was
| nothing definite to give out.
| Judge William Logan left this
morning for Biloxi, Mississippi, where
he expects to remain for several weeks
in the hope that the southern location
will relieve him from very severe
attack of rheumatism. He will be &C
companied all the way by Thos. Ora
ham, assistant cashier of the State
Central Savings bank. and as far as
st. Louis by w. N. Sage. That his
complete recovery will be speedy is
the wish of this entire community.
William Haga was arraigned In
the superior court this morning
charged with stealing check for
$1,000 from William Angel. Haga
told the judge there was nothing to
the charge and explained that he
was an agent for Angel and had
been given the check to cash. The
information was filed by Marshal
Schevers. Haga entered a plea Of
not guilty and demanded an immedi
ate hearing. His bond was fixed al
$3.50.
Mr.. Mike Scheinlaber OF Nauvoo
died Saturday evening at o'clock
The funeral will take place tomorrow
at II o'clock from the family home
Deceased leaves three daughters ant
two sons. Mrs. Katherine LAUDER
sheimer OF this city is a sister Of de
ceased and was with her brother q
the time of his death. Charles Lauh
ersheimer, Ed Laubersheimer, Lonni
. Laubersheimer and John Laubersheim
err all of Keokuk, will attend tn
funeral, deceased being an uncle. MI
Scheinlaber was one of the we'll know
. farmers of Hancock county. He hat
been an invalid for many years ant
while unable to actively take part il
the community activities he was high
lily respected and esteemed.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-19

fered in what they termed an army
conspiracy against Lieut.. Frank
Bloom. son of the Hebrew postmaster
at Fort Meyer, today declared they
will demand square deal from Presi-
dent Taft If necessary for the young
Hebrew, reported held for court mar
tial at Fort d. A. Russell, Wyo. Bloom
is alleged to have assaulted serg-
cant for alleged failure to salute
properly.
Today the war department announc-
ed 1t would not interfere with the
western division officers in handling
Blooms case but would await an Of
! fetal report President Peyser of the
B'nai Birth society and other prom
tinent Hebrews, including members OF
congress-, today declared that they
will see fair play is accorded Bloom.
When Bloom was a private at Fort
Meyer and passed an examination for
promotion to be a lieutenant, Colonel
Gerard, commandant, disapproved his
promotion because of his race and
prominent Hebrews caused President
TAFT to order Blooms re-examination
and reprimanded Colonel Gerard.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-19
PERSONALS.


j. E. Wheatley has gone to Hot
Springs to remain four weeks.
j. c. Calhoun OF Keosauqua was
transacting business in the city this
morning.
G. H. Kelley Of Burlin ton is in the
city.
Miss Charlotte Brackelberg return
ed from Chicago Sunday morning.
Miss Sadie Talley Is visiting
friends in Memphis.
Miss Mary Vandendol will return
this evening from short visit in Han
nibal and Quincy.
Messrs. Thomas McManus and
Thomas Joyce have returned from a
business trip to Chicago.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-19
Varying Qualities Of the Sexes.

Woman sees deep; man sees far.
To the man the world is his heart; to
the woman the heart IL her world
Christian Dietrich Grabbe.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1912-10-18
Dual Iemperament.

It seems to me that the chief stress
of my life has arisen from the civil
war OF two tendencies-the artistic
and the practical.
Ny artistic self and I lie under the
pine tree in the back yard, staring
blankly and gloriously into the blue:
we purr and bask and begin to see
vision-when up bounces my practical
self, fetches US slap on the ears and
cries; up! Up! The stockings are to
darn, the pickles are to brew. and
there's company coming to support!
Or again, my practical self and l
are being happy over trimming a hat
or refreshing a sorrowful chair with
q glad garment OF black paint. We
pin and tie, or mix and slap with a
swinging brush-stroke. when my artis-
tic half peers in at US, and smiles
cynically. Folly" he says, in the
scornful music Of his heaven-haunted
voice. What earthly treasure you
prepare for moth and rust! The hat
Is a cheap vanity; the chair will
molder in the garrett: and here am l
with q song to sing, and vision OF
strong angels to body forth. Come
away! Come away!"-Atlantic.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1912-10-18
Iowa State Bystanoe.'
BYsTANDER PUB. CO. Publishers.
pss MolNEs. IoWA
MARATHON RACE UP MOUNTAIN
Remarkable Test Of Phys'cai endur'
anes That Had Rather . hu-
4 morous Ending.

A Marathon, race MP . mountain IN
the Swiss Alps ID . test Of endurance
70 which only the most vigorous
among professional mountaineers
would care to submit themselves.
The first event OF this kind took
place the other day and despite the
obvious difficulties. proved a great
success. The mountain selected was
the Stanserhorn. 6.236 feet above sea
level, and the difference in altitude
to be covered was roughly 400 feet;
the starting point the little town OF
STAINS, being some 800 feet above the
sea.
About 1900 spectators took the
funicular railway up the mountain
side, or made leisurely ascent on
foot to cheer the winner, who proved
to be Karl Hug, young Swiss Alpin-
ist of Alpnach. his time being hour
and minutes. The second arrival
took eight minutes longer and the last
Of the ffty-two competitors f1nished
forty-fve minutes later.
The promoter OF the race was a
wealthy German who had offered
valuable prizes and who rather fam
cied himself for the championship. He
was greeted with sympathetic cheers
when he arrived putting and blowing
at the goal, half an hour after the last
competitor had inocently asked IF
any Of them had been sighted yet"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1912-10-18
Watersheds.

A German cabinetmaker has con.
structed pair of WATERSHEDS, with
the help Of which he walks upon the
water. He has already crossed Lake
Ammer, in Bavaria, 10000 feet wide,
in two hours.
These WATERSHEDS are really two
long, narrow boxes Of pine wood,
squared of at the rear end and shaped
like the bow Of boat in front. To
preserve his balance the traveller
grasps two upright posts. AT the
outer edge of each boat or shoe three
small paddles, shaped like rudders,
are fastened. These move on hinges
and are worked by q sliding mechan'
ism that is operated by the traveller
pushing his feet forward alternately,
somewhat like a boy learning to
skate.
He can travel rapidly and with
safety on smooth water, although the
apparatus is probably not fit for use
in stormy weather. Those who have
tested it assert that it does not tax
the strength as much as rowing
fair-sized boat. The inventor uses bis
WATERSHEDS every day for crossing
the lake and transporting his tools
and a moderate amount of baggage.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1912-10-18
ANONYMOUS Aid for Detective.

1.-THE sleuths in Uncle Sans en-
p,oy get some Of thetS best tips
through anonymous letters" said q
man who was for many years mem
Der Of the secret service. I'm the old
days my speciality was to look after
the makers OF counterfeit money, and
more than once l got clues that led
TO the capture Of dangerous criminals
through a communication which was
either unsigned or signed with some
fictitious name.
Generally the writer's Of these I'M
signed favors are men who have been
connected with the illegitimate prac-
tees, which are revealed by them.
They have been ill-treated by their
principals and the peaching is done
with a view to even up things. Very
often a woman who has been ill-used
or Tilted by violator Of the federal
statutes will do the same informing
act from motives of revenge. The
lawbreaker who tips of his hand to
woman had better be square with her
or else one day when he Is least ex
pecting 1t he will find himself In trou'
ble."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1912-10-18
Experience Unnecessary.

The fashionable practitioner threw
a glance at tho dust-covered road and
rubbed his hands gleefully. His trunk
was packed, his professional attitude
was laid aside, and his carriage was
due, But the assistant who was to
act as administering angel during his
absence did not share his masters
good spirits.
II hope everything will be all right
while you're away, sir" he said, nerv-
ously.
Sure to-sure TO-" replied the
great NJ. D.
Twelve had such little expert
ence," stammered the young man. des-
perately.
Nonsense! You don't need expert
ence with fashionable patients" e.
claimed he who knew their ways,
grabbing his hat. They're as simple
as A, B, c. Find out what they've
been eating and stop it. And ask
them where they're going for their
holidays, and send them somewhere
else!"