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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
TIE GOAT.

whenever 0OyJUlu8 8OSS WIOu6
with things the writer's write
And some one comes from some
where with an indicated fight,
When outraged indignation pulls a
little Calling pop
Announcing bis intention of just
cleaning out the shop.
You'll always hear the editor-that
10, it's usually so
Consign the absent printer to some
quarter down below.
He wrote 1t thus. he made 1t 80
that 10 his little song:
II was the dash.blamed printer who
went and set the story wrong!
The printer!-rest his troubled
soluble IL the constant note;
The toiling. moiling artisan-he 10
the willing goat!
No odds what first stupidity set ev-
erything awry.
It WAS the printer did it-twas a
case OF printers pi!
His Singers picked the fatal type or
struck the erring key
II anybody made break. the prin.
ter. 1t was he!
Back in the rafting. grinding room,
over the molten lead
1t was some little devil in the prin-
ter's added head!
Baltimore Sun.
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Daf1deriifle
Stops Falling Hair and
Destroys Dandruf
Makes the Hair Grow Long, Heavy
and Luxurlant and We Can
Quickly Prove It
If You Wish to Double the Beauty a
Your Hair a. Once, Just Get a Is
Cent Bottle and Try This

Surely try a Danderine Haiv Cleanse if you wish
to Immediately double the beauty of your hair with
little trouble and at cost not worth MENTIONING
just mosten cloth with little Danderine and
draw it carefully through your hair, taking one
small strand at time, this will cleanse the hair Of
dust, dirt or any excessive oil-1n few moments
you will be amazed. Your hair will be wavy,
fluffy and abundant and possess an incompatible
softness, lustre and luxuriance, the beauty and
simmer of true hair health.
Besides identifying the hair, one application q
Danderine dissolves every particle of Dandrua;
cleanses purihes and nvigorates the scalp, forever
stopping itching and falling hair.
Danderine is to the hair what fresh shower: of
rain and sunshine are to vegetation. 1t goes right
to the roots, nvigorates and strengthens them It's
celebrating, stimulating and lifeproducing proper
ties cause the hair to grow abundanty long, strong
and beautiful. 1t at once mparts sparkling bril-
liancy and velvety softness to the hair, and few
weeks use will cause new hair to sprout all over
the scalp. Use it every day for a short time after
which or three times a week will be sufficient
to complete whatever growth you desire.
You can surely have pretty, soft, lustrous hair,
and lots of it, if you will just get Is cent bottle of
Knowltons Danderine from any drug store toilet
-e- and try it as directed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
eoe-SLEp PARTIES.

A number Of bob-sled parties have
been given within the past few days.
Among these affairs was the one given
Saturday evening when several young
women enjoyed q. ride about the city.
Later they went to the home of Miss
Clara Frauman in South Seventh
street where a luncheon was served.
The remainder of the evening was
spent with music and dancing. The
guests were Miss Cora Frauman, Miss
Minnie Boes, Miss Bertha Bacholz.
Miss Alma Keen, Miss Rosie Keen,
Miss Flora Sturm. Miss Oda Sturm.
Miss Louisa Erik. Miss Anna Blickwe-
del. Miss Anna Rockers. Miss Martha
Wishmeyer. Miss Matte Behring, Miss
Clara Kehlenbrink. Miss Bertha Baum
gartner. Miss Minnie Ahaus and Miss
Clara Bode.
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case OF Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY. & CO.. Toledo. @.
We, the undersigned. have known
F. ]. Cheney for the last Is years. and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken inter
nally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price Is cents
per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
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FALLING C0c0ANUTS.
Dew Makes Most Of Thorn Drop From
the Trees at Night.

Dew Makes Most Of Thorn Drop From
the Trees at Night.
I'll the tropics when the cocoanut is
wanted for planting" said an importer
Of the fruit, 1.-The nuts are picked up
when they fall from the tree where
they have hung for about fourteen
months in ripening. 1t Is a fact not
generally known that a majority of
the nuts drop at night. which probably
accounts for the small loss OF life by
cocoanuts falling upon the heads Of
the natives.
1.-THE action Of the heavy dew at
night loosens the seal with which na-
ture has provided the nut and allows
it to fall. The nuts wanted for plant
ing are either gathered into heaps or
placed under sheds. where they are
allowed to sprout before planting in
order that good. healthy nuts may be
selected. thus avoiding the possibility
of planting blind nuts that will not
sprout. in which case much time would
be lost in starting the cocoanut walks.
as the orchards are called. When holes
are dug, about three feet deep and
twenty feet apart. the nut is carefully
placed therein and covered with about
q foot Of soil. The hole is filed as the
sprout grows until the latter reaches
the surface. then it is left to. itself. re-
quiring NO further attention. Should
the place where the cocoanut is planted
be any great distance from the sea
shore quantity of salt Is placed in
the hole. The plant will grow in lux.
uriance. however but a short distance
from the shore. nearness to salt water
being absolutely essential to its vel.
re"-Washington Herald.
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TOTALS FOR YEAR

This is the time of year when the
totals are cast up for the preceding
twelve months. One of the grimmest
but most important of these records
is the count of suicides. The figures
are not of an official nature, having
been obtained by the Chicago Record
Herald, and as the source of its in
formation was largely the important
newspapers of the country, the number
given necessarily is lower than the
true total. Yet the facts are of much
value.
The count of the Record-Herald
shaws 1922 cases of self-destruction.
How many more there were can only
be conjectured. Even this partial list
is a most melancholy one. But sig
nificant feature of the record is the
fact that more than twice as many
men as women took their own lives.
Yet women are subjected much more
than men to the kind of troubles
which bring on the dependency that
leads to suicide. And they have more
time to brood over them than men,
They are also virtually cut off from
some of the common methods adopt
ed by men to deaden their sorrows.
The reason for the difference in
suicides is not far to seek. The per-
petuation of the race primarily rests
with its women. And nature has i'm.
planted in them, as in the females OF
all animals. tenacious hold upon
life. The female will survive priva
ton and wounds that kill the male
even though she is weaker, as rule
and smaller, physically. The preserv
alton of human life is an instinct es
pecially strong in women. The death
of friends and acquaintances makes
deeper impression upon them than
upon men. Often has it been said
that a woman reads the death and
marriage announcements in news
paper before anything else.
The suicide record shows that the
instinct for the preservation of the
race is still strong in women, even
though there are many who believe
it has been dulled somewhat in re
spect to the natural craving for child
rem.
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Sore Throat Prudence.

No family medicine chest is well stocked
without bottle Of TONSlLlNE, for you
don't know what moment it may be needed
to cure suddenly developed case Of Sore
Throat. Don't take unnecessary chances,
because Sore Throat seems little ailment.
It may be Tonsilitis, Quinsy, Group OF
Diphtheria tomorrow. Cure the Sore
Throat by taking TONSlLlNE, tho one,
exclusive throat remedy, and pre- ~
vent these dreaded diseases. III
One dose of TONSlLlNE will
give relief, and very few doses will
cure. It is the stitch in time. III
Is cents and 50 cents. Hospital
Size &l.O0. All Druggists. q
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
MAGAZINE CLUB.

Mrs. Samuel Gaar entertained the
members Of the Magazine club Mon
day afternoon at her home in North
Thirteenth street. Mrs. William Rooney
and Mrs. Erie Reynolds were the
readers for the afternoon. Mrs. John
Lontz gave the current events. Miss
Lillian Taggart, of Indianapolis, was a
guest Of the club. Mrs. Charles Slifer
will entertain the club Monday after
noon of next week at her home in
North Eighth street.
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INTERESTING EVENT.

Interest is being manifested here in
the appearance of the Victorian Sere-
naders at the First Methodist church
Friday evening, January the twenty
sixth under the auspices OF the Four
Leaf Glover Glass. taught by Mr.. J.
f. Parry. The following concerning
the organization is of interest:
The Victorian Serenaders will please
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
Ziem and His Models.

When In Venice Ziem. the artist, find
ing that the native women disliked
posing for artists. hired a shop and
stocked it with trinkets and cheap jew
elry. While his agent bargained with
the customers Ziem. hidden away in
the back Of his shop. made sketches,
not caring what his stock was sold for
provided only the hagsling over it &C.
cupied plenty of time.
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TO ENTERTAIN SOCIETY,".

The Ladies' Aid society OF the Grace
Methodist church will be entertained
Friday afternoon at the home Of Mrs.
Henning. 2O5 North Eighth street. All
the ladies Of the church are invited
to attend. The hours will be from two
thirty until Ave O'Clock. A program
will be given. Refreshments will be
served.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
he Thirteenth annual

been received by members in this
city:
The Thirteenth annual
banquet OF the
Indiana Republican Editorial
Association
will be held at the
Claypool Hotel. indianapolis
Thursday. January Twentyfifth
seven o'clock p. m.
Nineteen Twelve
Senator Norris Brown Of Nebraska.
will be the speaker. This is an infor.
NAL affair and Republicans are invited
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
A HEALTHY.
HAPPY OLD AGE

May be promoted by those who
gently cleanse the system. now and
then. when in need Of a laxative
remedy, by taking a desertspoonful
Of the ever refreshing. Wholesome
and truly beneficial Syrup Of Fig,
and Elixir Of SIENNA. which is the
only family laxative generally APP
proved by the most eminent ply
sicians, because it act. in a natural.
Strengthening way and warm. and
tones up the internal organs without
weakening them. tits equally bench
hcial for the very young and the mid
die aged. q. It Is always Efficient and
free from al harmful ingredients. To
get its beneficial effects il is always
necessary to buy the genuine. bear
ing The name Of The Company
California Fig Syrup Co.-plamly
prinhedon the frootofeverypsckase,
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CELEBRATED ANNIVERSARY.
Mr. and Mrs Walter Snaveley were
given surprise last evening at their
home in South Fourth street by num-
Der of their friends who came with
wellfilled baskets. The affair was
planned to celebrate their third we'd
ding anniversary. The evening was
spent playing eucher There were
guests present to AL six tables. The IA
vors were given to Mr.. John Tillman,
Mr. Clarence Rockhill and Mrs. Wal
ter Snaveley After the game and late
In the evening q supper was served.
The party was composed of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harry Hook. Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Youngflesh. Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Lichten-
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RECTAL Al GENNEIT.

One Of the affairs of the winter will
be the Polk-McGibeny recital at the
Gennett on the twenty-fifth for benefit
of the Associated Charities. AS this is
one of the most beneficent of the
city's charitable institutions and as
there are many more calls than usual
on it's resources this season, no doubt
the ticket sale, which IS already large.
will be unusual.
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At The Murray
At Coliseum.
1.-THE Confession"

The Confession" an attraction that
was a tremendous success at the Bijou
Theater, New York City the past the
atrical season will be seen at the Gen
nett theater Saturday afternoon and
night. The drawing powers of this
great play are said to be extraordi-
nary, and the characters are portray
ed by a superb company of Metropoli-
tan players.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
MEETS WEDNESDAY

Mrs. Geo. II. Knollenberg will be
hostess for meeting of the Domestic
Science Association Wednesday after
noon at her home in South Fourth
street. All members are invited to at
tend Mr. William Dudley Foulke will
give the principal address for the at
ternOOn.
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OF INTEREST.

The following item was cleaned
from the Dayton Journal:
Among the well-known Richmond,
Ind. people who will 60 around the
world on the Cleveland" in February
are Mrs. Jennie Carr Leeds. Mrs.
Hittle and Mrs. w. w. Gaar.
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GIVEN SURPRISE.

Mrs. Albert Williams. formerly Mrs.
Hastings. was given q surprise Mon
day afternoon by a number Of her
friends who called at her new home,
434 South Thirteenth street and gave
her housewarming. The afternoon
was spent In 4 pleasant social manner
and refreshments were served. The
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
PARTY At oENNErr.

MIR. and Mrs. Clarence Gennett, Mr..
Harry Gennett and Miss Rose Gennett
formed a box party at the Gennett
theater last evening to see Martha"
as presented by the Aborn Grand Op-
era Company.
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fels, Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Townsend,
Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Teeple, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Kirk, Mr.. and Mrs. Clar-
ence Rockhill. Mr.. and Mrs. John Till
man, Mr.. and Mrs. Simon Beck, Mr..
and Mrs. Clifford Hayworth and Mr.
and Mrs. Harry Hebble.
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TlCkNoR CLUB.

The Ticknor club members met Mon
day afternoon with Mrs. Leonard Lem
on at her home in South Eleventh
street. The reading of Shakespeare's
Henry the Seventh was continued
Mrs. James Carr gave the current ev-
ents. Mrs. d. l.. Mather will be host
ess for the meeting next Monday after
noon.
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The Cooks at the Feast.

An Englishman and Welshman dis
putting in whose country was the best
living. the Welshman said. There is
such noble housekeeping in Wales that
l have known above dozen cooks en-
ployed at one wedding dinner"
aye" answered the Englishman
that was because every man toasted
his own cheese.
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USE ALIENS FooT-EASE,

The Ant.septic powder 10 be hAkon INTO tnd snoeA
II you want rest aud comfort for tired, aching,
swo len eweatinx feet, usc Ailcns Foot Ease. Re-
heves corns and bunioas Of all pain and prevents
bstsrs sore and callaus spo,s. oast the thing Tor
Dancing Parties, Patent Leather Shoes, and TOT
dscovery Of the ago Tryit today. Sold everywhere.
ssc:s. Don't accept any Substitute. Far FREE trial
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II your children are subject to at
tacks OF Group, watch for the first
symptom, hOarseness. Give Chamber
lains Cough Remedy as soon as the
child becomes hoarse and the attack
may be varded off. For sale by all
dealers.
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TO GIVE SUPPER.

The Second English Lutheran
will give an oyster and bean supper
Wednesday evening from five until
eighth o'clock. The public is cordially
invited to attend.
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VISITED HERE,

Mrs. J. Bennett Gordon, of Indians
polls, has been visiting her mother
Mrs. Mary Landwer at her home in
South Eleventh street Mr.. Gordon has
been in the East for short period.
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PARTY At CLUB.

Wednesday afternoon at two thirty
o'clock an afternoon tea will be given
ut the Country club. The members of
the club are invited to attend. The
guests are asked to bring their needle
work or embroidery.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
MEETING CHANGED.

The Tuesday Bridge club did not
meet this afternoon. The meeting has
been deferred until Thursday after
noon when Miss Rose Gennett will act
as hostess at her home in East Main
street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
VISITED HERE.

Mr.. Ebert s. Snoddy, of Indianapo-
lis, visited with friends here last eve
ming and attended the performance Civ
en- at the Gennett theater last even
ing by the Aborn Opera company.
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MEETS WEDNESDAY.

The Ladies Aid Society of the Unit
ed Brethren church will meet Wednes-
day afternoon with Mrs. Florence Lay
man at her home, All Randolph street
Election of officers will be held at this
time.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16
MEETS WEDNESDAY.

The Penny Club will meet Wednes-
day afternoon with Mrs. Stever at her
home, 314 South Sixth street
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Meta WEDNESDAY.

The Ladies' Aid Society of the Reid
Memorial Presbyterian church will
meet Wednesday afternoon at two
o'clock in the church parlors. Election
of officers will be held at this time. All
members are urged to be present.
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70 FLORIDA.

Mr. and Mrs. L. H. Bunyan left for
Florida to spend the rest of the win
ter.
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guests were members of the Monday
and Thursday afternoon Thimble clubs
of which organizations the hostess is
q member.
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TO ATTEND MEETING

Mr.. Anton Stole has gone to Wash
ington and New York where he will at
tend sessions of the American Meat
Packers Association.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-16

Every age has its problem. by solv-
ng which humanity Is helped forward
Heinrich Heine.
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TO GIVE. LUNCHEON

Honoring Mrs. Willard z. Carr. Mrs
A. D. Gayle will give a luncheon
Thursday at one o'clock at the Coun.
try club.
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The Only Time.

Thomas-Dad, when Is the freedom
II the, city given to man? Dad
When his wife goes to the country for
The summer.-Harper's Bazaar.
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MEETS WEDNESDAY.
CELEBRATED ANNIVERSARY.

The Chester Aid Society will meet
wednesday afternoon in the town hall.
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RECORD OF 4
GREAT MEDICINE
Doctors Could Not Help Mrs.
Templeton -Resained
Health through Lydia E.
Pinkham's Compound.

Hooper, Nebraska. ~ am very elad
70 tell how Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has helped line. For five years
suffered from female troubles 30 was
scarcely able to do my work. Itook doc
tors medicines and used local treatments
but was not helped. had such awful
bearing down pains and my back was 50
weak ! could hardly walk and could not
ride. loftsn had to sit up nights to sleep
and my friends thought I could not live
long. Al my request my husband got
me bottle Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etabls Compound and I commenced to
take Il BY the time I had taken the
seventh bottle my health hsd returned
and ! began doing my washing and was .
well woman. Atone time for three weeks
! did oil the work for eighteen boarders
with no signs of my old trouble return
ing. Many have taken your medicine
after seeing what it did for me. IwouA
not take $1,000 and be where was. You
have my permission to use my name Il
Il win aid anyone. Mrs. SUSIE TEN.
PLEToN, Hooper. Nebraska.
ThePinkham record is q proud and peer.
lees one. Il ID . record Of constant vic.
tory over the obstinate ills Of woman-ills
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AmuSen7entS
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.
At the Gennett.

Jan. I'D. Boone on the Trail
Jan 2O-"The Confession"
Jan. 25.-Polk- McGibeny recital.
Jan. 29.-"The Chocolate Soldier
At The Murray
All Week Vaudeville.
At Coliseum.
Feb. 2S-Symphony orchestra con
cert.
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INVITATION ISSUED.

Invitations reading as follows have
been received by members in this
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-08-24
DOUBLE HEADER TO
END SEASON HERE

Concluding the baseball season in
Pendleton this year will be a double
header tomorrow afternoon at Round
up park between the Pendleton Buck
arooes and the La Grande Pippins.
The extra game will be one of the
postponed games which the two teams
have to play.
In one of the two games, a new
pitcher will be on the mound for the
ocals. He will be none other than
Criger the famous slowball southpaw,
recently released by Tacoma and who
last year was on the twirling staff of
the Los Angeles club. He was sign
ed up yesterday and will arrive from
Tacoma tomorrow morning. Criger
is one of the most mysterious crook
ed pitchers in the business, according
to local fans who have seen him in
action. and is counted upon to BATTLE
the La Granders tomorrow and the
Boise club in two games next week
Owing to the fact that a double
header will be p'ayed tomorrow, the
first game will be called at o'clock