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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Reporters Blunders.

Addressing a London audience, L1ea
gweedmouth. in reviewing the Mar
suis Of Salisbury's foreign policy,
quoted Bismarck's famous description
4 the marquis, "A lath painted to look
Ike iron" Perhaps 1t was Lord Tweed
mouths enunciation that caused the
mistake. Anyhow. the reporter wrote
hat Lord Tweedmouth went on to
riticise the foreign policy Of the gov
'rnInent and described the Marquis Of
Salisbury as a lark painted to look like
4 lion.
Mr.. Chamberlain was the victim. on
mother occasion of a somewhat anus
ng error of a similar order. He had
alluded to the Figaro of Beaumarchais,
put the last word was transformed
when it appeared in print into Bon
Marche."
When. again, Lord Salisbury quoted
Lord MOrley's famous phrase, mana
cles and Manitoba" in which he
summed up what appeared then to be
the Unionist policy for Ireland. the ex-
preston came out in print as mana
cles and men at the bar."-Pearson's.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
HANDSOME GARAGE
TO BE BUILT 500
John J. Young Will Erect Up-te
Date Building for the Use {
Young & Elzea.

Among the many notable improve
ments which this fruitful year o
1912 will give TO Brownsville is
large and handsome building fer /;
garage, which will be cree ed b.
John j.. Young on Levee street be
tween 18th and 18th streets. TT
garage will be occupied by the fir
OF Young & Elzea, who lately pur
chased the automobile busine
formerly conducted by w. II. Pute
gnat.
The building is to be a moderl
steel and concrete construction
50x12O feet, and it will be Of the
latest approved style of garage arch
itecture. II will have two entrances
one on each side Of a large display
window. One feature of the build
ing will be the absence of pos S. In
stead of these, there will be stee.
suspension girders.
p. X. Magruder. a San Antonio
architect, prepared the plans for the
building.
Angus young, the senior member
of the firm of Young & Elzea, re-
Gently returned from a trip Of six
weeks to northern cites, where he
visited a number Of automobile fac
tories and large garages in order -
obtain ideas for the proposed build
ing.
The enterprise will represent a
considerable investment, no expense
being withheld in order that the
building may be of the 0 modern
kind. Work will begin as soon q.
she necessary material arrives.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Feminine Mind.

They lived in a little town adjacent
TO Pittsburgh. Hubby was trying to
jolly wiley along and make her forget
that she wanted a new suit
"NOw." said he. the town commit
tee is offering a prize for the prettiest
lawn"
What is that to me?"
why don't you enter the contest?'
You know | haven't had a lawn in
five years. | haven't even a gingham
that is fit to year"
Moral.-You can't take their minds
off the subject of dress.-Pittsburgh
Post
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Want Re-Survev for Canal

Bay City, Tex, Aug. 5.-The
Commercial Club of this city has
a:ked the federal government engi-
neers to begin at once on the re
survey of the Colorado river with a
view of giving Bay City connection
with the micronesia canal. This
work was recently authorized by
congress. Boats will SOon be placed
in commission on the completed por-
ton of the canal between Corpus
Christi and Galveston.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
PERSONALS ! !
~.

Miss Eleanor Parks, the daughter
or Mrs. j. l.. Landrum, who has
been studying at the normal school
in San Antonio, arrived at the
Landrum plantation, FL Cipres, Sat
urday to spend the remainder of the
vacation. She was accompanied by
Miss Nina Prior, daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. f. NJ. Prior Of San Antonio.
who will spend some time visiting
the Misses Landrum and Parks at
FL Cipres.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Caesars Appearance.

julius Caesar was a thin man. tall
and with a very wrinkled. seamy
countenance. His forehead was broad
and full Of wrinkles. His eyes were
not large. but described as exceedingly
bright and quick. His lose WIS Of
more than usual size and his chin full
and prominent He walked with n
slight. scholarly stoop In his shoulders.
His ears stood out well from his head.
and his hair was always cut close.
Early in life be became bald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Heart and Lunqs.

The action of the heart, lungs and di
gestive system is involuntary. for the
reason that it is Indispensable To life
and must be carried ID under al cir
cumstances. If a mar had TO think Of
his heart or had to remember that he
must breathe or that his food must di
gest he would have no time 10 do any
thing else, and If by chance he should
forget to keep his heart going or his
lungs in operation he would fall dead
on the spot.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Pigs Consolation.

A farmer in Kansas says he owns
a pig that has no hind legs. At ny
rate, the animals can get some on
ISOLATION out of the thought that he
eve will play the stellar role in
a ham Observation-Disclosures SENT
mel.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Most important Event.

what do you consider the most i'm
portant event in the history Of iaris?
Well replied the tourist who had
grown weary of distributing tips. so
far as financial prosperity is concern
ed. I should say the discovery of Amer
lea was the making of this town.
Washington Herald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
CAMERON COUNTY
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

District Judge-W. b. Hopkins.
District Attorney-John /. Kleiber
District Clerk-Louis Kowalski.
County Judge-John Bartlett.
County Attorney-E. X. Goodrich.
County Clerk-Joseph Webb.
Sherin-C. T.. Ryan.
Tax Collector-Damaso Lerma.
Tax ASSES sor-George Champion.
County Treasurer-Edsar l.. Hicks
County Surveyor. W. Amthor.
Sup. Pub. In.-E. If. Goodrich.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Good News

Cashier-Haye you heard. sir. that
John Jones is a bankrupt Banker
Well. that's good news We will now
get a little OF what he owes MS. where
as. If he had remained in business. we
never would have got a cent-Flie-
gende Blatter.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06

Lady tengasing n maidl- Was your
last mistress satisfied with you? Maid
Well. mum. she said she was very
pleased when | left.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
An Ecotist.

Tommy Pop. what Is an eGotist?
Tommy Pop-An egotist. my son. is
a man who thinks he can form an i'm
partial opinion of himself--Philadel
phia Record.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06

Many a mans vices have nj frst
been nothing worse than good quail
ties run wild Hare
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-06
Merely . Brother.

Young Lady PLEASE show me some
ueS Clerk A ~gpnEieman's he? Young
Lady-Oh. no: rs for my brother
Flieeendr Rlatter.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13
PHILIP HALL
ON THE COAST

WILLOWS, Cal, Journal, April 26:
The Rev. Charles Young, of San Fran
cisco, formerly of Willows, was here
today accompanied by Philip Hall, of
Honolulu. Mr.. Young Is in the real
estate business and came to this city
to establish a branch office here: Mr..
Hall will be his representative and
has taken office room with Chester
Robinson of South Tehama street for
the present. He is stopping at the
Crawford hotel. Mr.. Hall Is a noted
church singer. He was soloist at the
First Baptist church of Oakland and
in other prominent churches. 1t is
likely that he will be heard in this
city next Sunday at the Christian
church.
Mr.. Young was the Christian pas
tor here when the local church was
built. His real estate plans are now
made public It is believed they
will be very interesting-and bene
nclal-to Glenn county when they are
set in motion.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13
TO MAKE NEXT
FOURTH BIG ONE.

The plans of the local business men
to have an elaborate Fourth OF July
celebration this year, as announced
a few days ago in the Star, are rapid
ly assuming definite shape. Joint
committee of the Merchants Associa-
ton and the Chamber of Commerce,
which has the matter in hand, got
together Friday afternoon and went
over the plans, which It was decided
will require an expenditure Of $4,000
to carry out.
Something will be doing on the
Fourth from early morning, when the
national salute will be fred, until late
at night. The morning will start with
a time-honored parade of antiques and
horribles, followed by water sports in
the harbor At noon a literary pro
gram will be rendered at the Opera
House and in the afternoon miscel-
laneous sports will be held at Kapio-
lani Park. In the evening water
carnival win probably be held on the
harbor
The committee plans to make the
day the most perfect of It's kind in
the history of Honolulu.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13

lost to creative industry, Such COM
putation of the hours and fragments of
days dissipated by New York street
crowds in watching other people labor
would show enough aggregate time
lost to build a subway, Who are the
thousands and tens of thousands of
physically robust persons who pack
the subway trains in the hours when
other people are at their desks or
benches? Who are the other tens of
thousands who gather as II by magic
to watch the street parade or follow
the policeman who has made an arrest,
or who camp for hours at the scene
OF any accident?
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13

Hilo railroad were busy fixing up
houses.
Mr. Filler was out here in his rail
road machine, on official business.
Mr.. Eugene Horner supervisins
principal, was here this week, visiting
the Kapoho school and schools in this
vicinity.
Mr.. VALLEY, passenger conductor,
and wife, and Mr.. Kamaka, brakeman
and his wife, have moved out here.
Born:-To Mr.. and Mrs. R. T. Clark
robust girl. The happy parents are
being congratulated by all.
Mr.. J. Shainwald, principal of the
Kapoho school attended the teachers
meeting in Hilo, Friday.
Mr.. Thompson, of Honolulu, has &C.
cepted a position with Lord-Young G
Co. at the quarry.
Mr.. Green will soon leave for Homo
lulu. He has our best wishes in all
his future undertakings.
South Kona.
The Kamehameha Glee Club, in
charge of Chas. E. King as it's must
cal director, will make a flying trir
to Kohala, some time in June, for 6
series of grand concerts to be given al
| WaimSa and Kohala.
Henry Leslie of Napoopoo, and Miss
Joanna Gaspar were quietly married
Mr.. Leslie is now keeper of the Ma
poopoo landing. Congratulations!
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13
THE MYTHICAL

e. ] Tt " IliSNG
AMERICAN RUSH."
New York World: Arnold Bennett,
in the course of his peregrinations
through the United States, observed
that "the legendary American rush
is a fable" Whether it ever existed
know not" he says, but certainly
saw no trace of it in New York or
Chicago"
II has always been a myth, one OF
the proofs of which may be found in
the long persistence of the idea that
Americans are always in hurry. But
except as respects the home-going
rush in the subway and on the elevat-
ed, there is doubtless no civic popula-
ton in the world which he's such a
superabundance of leisure as New
Workers. There are probably between
the Battery and the Harlem river more
loafers, more people whose congenial
occupation it is to watch others work,
than in London or Paris. A horse
has only to fall down in Broadway and
straightaway a crowd gathers of pro-
portions sufficient to populate city
of the second class, On the analogy
Of myths, that of DeucGlion and the
stones thrown over his shoulder from
which grown men sprang up he's its
daily parallel in New York whenever
: block of marble is raised to IT'S
place in a skyscraper's walls.
Statistlcans occupy themselves
whenever there is a strike with com
Quotations OF the days OF valuable time
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13
LATE BIG ISLAND EVENTS
TOLD IN SHORT PARAGRAPHS
Young Lochinvar Snatches Bride from
Widower---Earthquake Shock Jars
Several Places---Railroad and
Common Road Work Is
Progressing.

KOHALA, May 8. - (The Kohala
Midget: John Perez, of Mahukona,
and Miss All Ian Kim Sing, were
quietly united in holy matrimonay by
Rev. Geo. L. Kopa, last Friday night
Sugar cane prospects for Pololu are
bright, as plans are maturing where
by Multi plantation will take the cane
raised. A road run by steam winch,
or a water-power drum, will be used
to haul cane up.
Some boys fired shot into All LUIS
butcher shop. The bullet was extract
ed from the wood. The boys should
be warned that such shooting is Grim
inal.
George Nahaku fell off the bridge Or
wharf at Mahukona, receiving very
painful bruises. Another case of TAX
ing too much "dago-red."
Mrs. Rodenhurst received a wireless
on Friday, saying that her daughter
Emma is very i'll in Honolulu. She
took the Mauna Kea.
The Japanese baseball team of Niu-
Iii Is beating every team of their size.
They are sending away for a new out
at.
The two masts washed ashore at
Keokea measured seventy and seventy
FIVE feet. They have been since been
cut UP for firewood.
Robert Stevens, for long time a
foreman for Puuhue ranch, recently
employed on the Malieu ranch, has
left his position, and is out for larg-
er salary. Likana, OF Puuhue, took
his place
We understand that Mr.. Andrew
Guild has severed his relations with
Kohala Mill, as engineer.
The beautiful practice of hanging
May baskets was observed to con,
siderable extent in Kohala this year
Quite a number of the smaller girls
made and delivered charming baskets
among whom We mention May Watt
Elizabeth Watt and Patty Achilles.
Hilda Mol1u, the little girl who fell
from the mango tree on Sunday, al
Puaiole Gulch, died suddenly May
at p, M, three days after the acct
dent happened
DR.. Bond now has a red-cross flag
which is swung at the Manse gate
whenever he is inside and wanted al
Hawaii, or vice versa. 1t doesn't NEAR
that we keep a hospital, OF that We
have smallpox.
The contract cane-loaders loaded a
Kohala last Sunday afternoon, anC
some old-fashioned soul might say +
was a Judgment on them that one o
the wagons upset. They waited unit
the sheriff had gone home from
church.
The Halawa Tung Wo society gave
a grand feast to its members on Ma!
5.
Messrs John and Peter Avail, of Ha
lava, accompanied by Sanford Dol'
Blake, of Hapuu, took "joy ride" t
Keokea, on Sunday afternoon,
We learn that the Halawa schoo
girls are doing some neat sewing OF
Friday afternoons, at school, whili
the boys amuse themselves readini
storybooks and looking at pictures.
Arthur Lando is now located at Pun
hue with Mr.. Bluett where he is as
sisting in the construction of the. dltcl
extension.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13
RELIEF FoR suFFERgRs.

Stubborn attacks of dysentery which
defy other treatment yield promptly
to Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy It always gives
relief For sale by all dealers. Ben
son. Smith q Co, agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13

Frank May returned from town last
week.
The Austins have moved into the
house vacated by the Aliens, which
was formerly occupied by VIM. May.
The new tennis court at, Hawi will
be opened for business on Saturday.
Enthusiasts are welcome.
]. F. Visher left on the Mauna Kea
He had been at Hawi seven and a
half years as stock overseer, and
leaves Kohala with the best of wishes
from everyone.
The Kohala plantation men who car
ry home donkey-loads and back-loads
of the roadside tree-trimmings, might
be more thoughtful than to pile it up
in the middle of the road.
We understand that prominent Ho
nolulu divine has his eye on Kohala as
summering place, and has made in
quiries about cottage here.
Some samples of genuine maple SUI
gar have made their way to Kohald
this spring. It doesn't need pure
food label, to one who has tapped the
maple trees with an auger, and sat W
nights to boil the sap in kettles.
The Kohala branch of the First
Bank Of Hilo has now been in opera
ton three years To show that 1t is q
growing and flourishing institution; it,
incr ease in commercial deposits in the
last year has been As per cent and in
savings deposits ia per cent. There's
a lot in having the right man at the
head.
Paauhau.
! On Sunday last Mr.. Manuel d.
Coito, interim store manager, had
some friends to lunch to celebrate the
triple event of the anniversary of hi:
wedding day, Mrs. de Coito's birthday
and that of his youngest child-rathel
an unusual coincidence.
Mr.. Grotheer made a start this weel
at work again, after his severe illness
Master Willie Grotheer also is gettinl
all right again, after painful, al
though perhaps not severe, operation
J G. w. McConachie, team luna, in
tends taking a trip home to Scotland
in a month or two, to visit his parent
there. He has arranged to travel witt
Mr.. McGillivray of Hakalau, who be
longs to the same part of the worl,
as himself.
Ernest Smith, who has been her
for the last sixteen months or so, /
leaving us for Hakalau In the i'm
mediate future. His going will leav
the boarding house distinctly dulleI
However our loss is his gain, the new
situation being better and more cor
genial one than he had here.
Eaupahoehoe.
, On May Day, the children of tn
l.allpahoehoe school had lovely tlInt
A pretty May pole was set up in on
of the rooms About dozen childre
braided the national colors around il
OF three candidates, Sarah Mattoo
wac elected to be the May queen an
made a lovely one.
Mrs. w. H. Barringer gave a dc
, lightful farewell party last Saturda
, evening, for Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Hay
selden, who have moved away t
Ookala Mr.. Hayselden has big cor
tract for the railroad at ookal
! gulch.
Cards have been received from 81
ls~hs AEnhai from Yokohama, where
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13
IlS Yokohama Specie Bank
LIMITED.

LIMITED
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
Capital Subscribed ....Ysn 4e,0O0, OeS
Capital Paid Up. so, sos, zoe
Reserved Fund ...... Yen 100000
General banking business transaet,
cd. Savings account for 81 and up
wards.
Fire and burglar proof vaults, with
Safe Deposit Boxes for rent at 81 Per
rear and upwards.
Trunks and cases to be kept On
custody at moderate rates.
Particulars to be applied for.
YU AKAI, Manager.
Honolulu Office, Bethel and Merchant
Streets.
Tel. 1421 and 1894. p. o. Box lea
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-13

1t is rumored that young Mukai is
bringing with him young peach bios
som, to surprise us. If it is true, Oh
you Seichi!
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

Mrs. James Turner was in town from
bayfield, overnight.
Nick Jaiatls OF Caracas landed In the
city last night
Colonel and Mrs. Lee o. tho Salvation
army arrive in the city tomorrow at
'ernoon. They VIII conduct sbeeiai sol :
vices Friday. Saturday and Sunday ev-
ening at the local army hall.
Rev. ]. Fred Jenkins, OF the Baptist
church will preach his farewell sermon
Sunday It will be special address 20
his Elk brethren. The music
for the occasion has been arranged by
the lodge in whose honor the services are
to be conducted.
Mrs. C. f. Newton left for her home
Mt Cedar Hill this afternoon.
Mrs. e. f.. Ince OF coyiae.on. Tex.
who has been visiting with her son. Tn
dersheriff Ince. at Cortez came over
last night on her was home. for which
place she departed this morning.
The first large shipment OF cattle
from Montezuma county left the Du-
range yards at an early hour yesterday
morning.
George West and party of asso-
ciates went over to Moptezuma coun-
ty this morning where they will attend
to business matters connected with the
Irrigation project In which they are In
tcrested.
The Women OF woodcraft will give an
ice cream social at their hall tomorrow
evening. A special program has been
prepared Dancing will be concluding
feature Ice cream and cake will be
served during the evening.
]. H. Sullivan. the marshal OF Sill
verton. is making the Southern his head
quarters while enjoying a few days va
cation In n town where the misbehavior
of the residents does not directly concern
him
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

Some of the states found that 1t was
absolutely necessary to consider the To-
cation of candidates under the direct pri-
mary system as well as under the old
convention system. 1t requires hut one
defeat caused by the punching of the
candidates in the large cities to bring
the people of a party to their senses. A
little bitter experience will convince
where argument falls.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

1t appears that the maiorit; Of the
big cities OF the state went for stew
art while the outlying counties favor
I'd Parks. Parks got large portlon of
his vote from the southeastern part Of
the state while the bulk of Stewards s
vote came from FL Paso and Denver
counties. The western slope favored Mr.
Mr.. Stewart. The San Luis valley went
strong for Parks.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

1t Is noticeable that the eastern pa
pers are opposed TO this country taking
and decided steps to prevent Americen
losses In Mexico. OF course, the hilcfi-
cans who are down there are mostly
western people and the oastnra people
are too selfish to wish them eten fair
ness In that country.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

The strike OF stevedores and freight
handlers that recently stopped all traf-
fic at the port of Malaga, Spain, mas
been won by the workmen. The em-
ployers yielded to the union demands re-
garding higher scale OF wages and
more pay for overtime.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

1t Is said that Governor Shafroth had
behind him all the office holding polite
lans of the state. The party patronage
influence went for Shafroth and that
was largely conspicuous in the city OF
Denver
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

Over In Maryland the Republicans re
convened the state convention and re
voked the national electors nominated
before the national convention. Since
that time six OF the electors have de-
clared themselves for Roosevelt The
Roosevelt men did not attend the con-
venticn and claimed that the conven-
tion WAS Illegal.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

Compensation for Industrial accidents
is gradually becovIng an established fact
In the United States as 1t has been for
years In some of the European coun-
tries. Thirteen states in this country
now have compensation laws. all OF them
enacted within the last three years.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

/. The newspapers of southern Colorado
regardless of politics. are commencing
Alva Adams for the clean fight he made
In the senatorial race and the loval sup
port his party gave him in southern
Colorado
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

President Taft was very much pleased
with the results In Maine and accept
ed the opportunity to send by wire his
congratulations to the sovernor-elect.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

The Republicans of Maine worked har-
moniously for the Republican state tick
ct. hut the very next day the progress
sives began the prcparation for state
wide Bull Moose campaign.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

With the recent hot wave sweeping
over the central states it was no doubt
difficult for those people TO believe that
autumn had come.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

c. A. BailreIch. candidate for con-
eress in this district. carried his home
county, Pueblo, by s57 majority.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

Mrs. Pulford had oiurality vote in
San Juan county of i25. The next high
est candidate for that office was Ma
rie V. Donahuse who received but 10
votes.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

w. N. Searcy. the Democratic candi-
date for district Judge. carried his home
county by majority of $50 votes.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-09-16

II now appears that District Attor-
ney Lane has been nominated by the
democrats. IT was Fery cipse iish. be-
tween him and Hrbbari of arch -lela
county.