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CAIOMEL MUST
HURT YOUR LIVER
Every Time You Take This Powerful
Drug Wou Are in Danger-Take
Dcdson's Liver Tone Instead.

Calomel is made from mercury. and
while mercury has many uses. it is
a dangerous thing to swallow. If cal
omel stays in the system very lnog Il
salivates. Even when works natu.
rally, its aftereffects are often bad,
Ed C. Bruce has a liver medicine
called blossoms Livevr-Tone which is
positively guaranteed to take the
place of calomel 1t stimulates the
liver just enough to start it work
ing, and does not make you sicker
than eyer-as calomel often does.
Dodsons LAverTone won't force you to
stop eating or working after taking
it. t is as beneficial for children
as for adults.
Try bottle today under Bruces
You know this store is
reliable
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Shocking Sounds

in the earth are sometimes heard be-
fore terrible earthquake, that warn
Of he coming peril. Natures warn
ings are kind. That dull pain or
ache in the back warns you the kid
neys need attention if you would es-
cape those dangerous maladies, Dror
sy, Diabetes or Bright's disease. Take
Electric Bitters at once and see back
ache f,y and all your best feelings re-
turn. My son received great beEe-
fit from their use for kidney and blad-
der trouble" writes Peter Bondy of
South lockwood, Mich. 1t is certainly
great kidney medicine" Try it SOC
ut Roses Drug store.
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l.. &c t.
SPECIE NOTICE.

-Ssf-S wv I'VE.
Gentlemen: l think IT is nothing but
right to drop line or so to tell 20
what wonderful things "Pep-a-mo for
Indigestion has done for me. For
more than ten years l have suffere
untold agony from indigestion and it
kin folks. J would bloat up and al
most smother. The last two years it
gave me heart trouble. Now, thanks
to Pep-amo am a we'll man. gaining
flesh and strength every day, feel
good, too. l am a working man, with
family, so you see how must feel
about regaining my health. God bless
the good work you are doing and give
you untold success. Gratefully,
w. p. NORTON.
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Two hundred pairs Of Mems goo
knockabout pants. from $1.19 10 $1.ss
genuine bargains, at Sig Levison's
1929 Bay street.
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The place to buy your BREAD
CAKES. PIES and ROLLS, and every
thing made in strictly first-class
bakery. Phone 374. FABER'S TWO
STEAM BAKERIES, 1880 and 1914
street.
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This is fine weather to take kodae
pictures. We are the right people to
develop and print your films. Up-to-
Date Photograph Co.
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etc H.
TWO HANDSOME COTTAGES
FOR SALE ON EASY TERMS
We have for sale two pretty cot
taJes right south of the corner of
Union and l. streets.
New and built of the very best
material. Investigate.
Terms: $500 or $500 cash, balance
SIS per month.
These houses are Of colonial
architecture, have reception halls,
and each has two piazzas.
FOR SALE.
Good paying business; will net
$500 every % days with small CAP
ita; reason for selling, moving to
South America.
ARTHUR LEAVN & E. G. LAIRD.
SEE US.
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Fresh country eggs. lowest market
price. at C. II. TAYLOR'S, corner o
Wolfe and G street. Phone 1856.
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VEOLINiSTE OF GREAT TALENT
COMES HERE MONDAY MIGHT

Miss Josephine Gerwing, violin viz
tuoso with the Metropolitan Concert
company, was born in Cologne-on
the Rhine, Germany, "a years ago. She
is a violinste of extraordinary ability
and IS considered by such famous pro-
fessOrs as Joachim, Max Bruch and
others as the greatest young woman
violiniste living Miss Gerwing has a
broad style and a splendid technique
and plays with much freedom and
perfect intonation. Professor Max
Bruch has often accompanied her on
the piano, rendering his own compo-
sitions. Miss Gerwing with the other
artists Of the company, should be re-
ceivad in Brunswick by our music
loving people, by filling the oAra
house to its fullest capacity.
Seats on sale Saturday. Prices, &c,
&c. 075c and $t.Oo. Tickets put aside
will be sold If not called for before ;
O'Clock on day of performance.
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Glover Hill Butter, 45c per pound
WALKER GRO. CO, Phone PIT.
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Just received a fne lot of fires
country eggs At SIC per dozen. Wright
& Gowen.
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KODAK work promptly attended to
by UP-TO-DATE PHOTOGRAPH
COMPANY.
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NOTICE,

Hiar Dressing, Manicuring, Massag-
ing, Shampooing Combinss, made over
old switches dyed and made over.
Ladies attendend by appointment.
ELLA MAULDING
1925 STONEWALL ST.
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Brunswick q florida
Steamboat Co.
cUm6er.d and Route
Tou ~hlns
Brunswick, Cumberland
Island s. Fernandina

Close connections with all Trains
and from Brunswick; also S. A. l.. al
Fernandina, Fla.
"A fine view of the CLUB house Al
Jekyl; the nome OF the Carnegies An,
the finest beach on the Atlantic coast
STEAMER EMMELINE.
Summer Schedule 1911.
Leave Brunswick E. E. :. $50 q. m
Arrive Cumberland E. E. 1000 u. m
Arrive Fernandina e. E. :. i.39p.D
RETURNING
Leave Fernandina E. :. 2.S0p N
Arrive Cumberland E. :. $500. II
Arrive Brunswick =. =. .. 1880 D. m
First class passage to Fernan-
dina, Fla. -. -. .... .....t1.50
Round Trip E. E. E. =. E. go. $50
Special Saturday only round
tr1p -. TT
Railroad Mileage Honored.
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Smoke ELEeANTEs, the Cigar o
Fashion.
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Brunswick St. ST.
mons e. Dariien
Line

STEAMER HESSIE
Leave brunswick. =. ... $3.50 an
Arrive St Simon, Ocean
Fler... 80. -. 80 am
Arrive Darien,.. ..... -. 30 pm
Leave Darien..... .. ...2:3O pm.
Leave St. Simon, Ocean
Pier. Sc. -. -. ..... 500 pm
Arrive Brunswick. 80. 6.OOp.m.
STEAM-R ArTAQUIN.
St. Simons Schedule,
SATURDAYS.
Leave Brunswick ...... 500 am.
Leave Brunswick ..... 800 pm.
Leave Ocean Pier ..... 900 am.
Leave Ocean Pier 49,. 400 pm.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Brunswick ...... sec am.
Leave Brunswick ...... 2.30 pm.
Leave Ocean Pier ...1O.30 am.
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ELEGANTES, guaranteed hand
made and pure Havana. Try one.
Sold by all dealers for SC.
NICELY FURNISHED rooms for rem
at 1871 Union street. Phone 3S0-2.
----~-O----~--
Glover Hill Butter, 45c per pound
WALKER GRO. co, Phone PIT.
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30
GRAHAME-WHITE'S WIFE
NARROWLY MISSES DEATH

London. Aug. 2s.-Mr. and Mrs. Claude
Grahsme-White, whose aeroplane we'd
ding recently caused q sensation in Eng
lish society circles, had a series of ad-
ventures to-day which nearly cost them
their lives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grahame-White left
Clackton in a hydro-aeroplane to fly to
South End early in the morning. While
In midair the motor of their aeroplane
missed fire and the machine dropped into
the water eight miles frcm Burnham.
A yacht put out from shore and picked
them up, but as 1t was making shore 1t
ran aground and nearly sank. Finally 1t
was relocated.
Mrs. Grahame-White was Miss Dorothy
Taylor. daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Bertrand Taylor, of 1& Fifth Avenue,
New York. She is a niece of the late
Gov. Roswell P. Flower. They were
married June q at Widford Essex.
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30
ACCIDENTS MAR
AERIAL FLIGHTS
Aviator Stevenson Near Death, Mr..
and Mrs. Grahame- White Have
Narrow Escape.

waynesburg. Pa, Aug. 2s.-Aviator Jo-
seph Stevenson. of Pittsburs, fell while
making flight in a bipiane this after
noon at the Waynesburg fair grounds.
and was badly injured. Six thousand
persons saw Stevenson's plunge from a
height Of over one hundred feet when
his engine went dead. His biplane
crashed into the fence at the western
end of the race track, balanced sec
ond, and then plunged down an embank-
ment with stevenson in the wrecked ma
chine.
Stevenson was taken to the waynes-
burg Hospital. where the physicians
stated he was in a critical condition
Stevenson only recently came from
Mineola, Long Island, where he had
been flying.
Aviator Chalmers Hurt.
Dover. England, Aug. .. = Aviator
Chalmers. one OF the best known OF the
British flyers. was badly injured here
to-day, and his biplane was wrecked
when motor trouble caused his machine
to fall eighty feet to earth during a
flight.
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30
RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
PREMIER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH.

PREMIER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH.
n. B.-Foowing schedule hsures published only 4,
information and not guaranteed
TRAINS LEAVE WASHINGTON.
For Atlanta. Montgomery. Mobile. New Orleans.
80 l. m. and lo:i5 p m. daily. Dining carS
Fer Chattsnooga and Memphis via Asheyille, 4:ic
p. m. and 1910 p daily.
For Atlanta. Admission. birmingham. s:8 q and
as p. N. daily. Dining
For Atlanta. Admission, Talladeca. Calera. Selma.
SO q. and is p. m. daily. and for Upicntcvn.
Demopois. Meridian s!oo a N. daily Dining cars.
For Roanoke. Bristol Knoxville. Chattanoosa.
birmingham, Meridian. vkkSburr. New Orleans.
1910 p m. daily. Dining
For Roanoke, Knoxville. Chsttanoog,, Nashville.
Memphis. i:lo q. n. daily. Steering car may be
occupied after 100 p Dining
For Asheyille. $50 = n SIS .. n. and lo:is p n
daily. Dining cars.
For Columbia. Summerville. Charleston. Aiken.
Augusta. Savannah. Brunswick Jscksourille. and
Florida points So p. m. daily. Dining car.
Tourist for California Monday Wednesday,
Thursday. Friday. and Saturday. ~ p N
For Dsnville Local. % a m Daily.
For H,risnnburg. $50 q n. daily trarior carl
s;5 =. N. ipsrinr carl. snd 40 p. N. week days.
For Charlottesville uocaI. 10 a. m. and 10
p. m. daily.
For wsrrenton. s:5a a. m. II % 9. m. 80 p n.
daily: y p m trarlor carl ard As q. m. week
days L. s. BROWN. General Agent.
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30

TINNING AND HEAT1NG.
ROOF REPAIRING. GUTTERING. SCOUTING;
low rates GEO. Z. COX, S1s st. nv. n. Sel
KNOwLRsyS2s3 n st nv. Wsst q. Rod spair.
ing guttering. and spoutins. Get cur sstimatea
Jobbing and repairing guaranteed-
@. NJ YEATMAN. TINROOFING. REPAIRING.
&c prices right. sth 4 Nd Ave. ~. Phone N. -.
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30
Eastern Shore
Direct Rapid Transit
Service

Via AMmap0IlS
For Claiborne, St Michaers, Royal Oak.
Easton. and all points on B. c. q A.
r. r. to Ocean City leave w. B. & A.
Station, Evans Building
500 A. n. Daily. except Sunday.
a:e P. n. Daily. except SUNDAY.
los A. NJ. Sunday.
and Oxford Leave W. B. & A. Sta.
don. Evans Building
4:s P. NJ. Daily. except Saturday and
Sunday
Los p N. Saturday and Sunday.
For return timetable call at W. b. q
4. r.. r. ONCE.
NORFOLK & WESTERN RWY.
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT AUG. H. lga
Leave Washington. New Union Station.
sDa. m. Daily-An points Norfolk and Western.
1910 p m. Daily-Roanoke Bristol Winston
Salem, Knoxville. Chattanooea Nashville New
$40 a. m.-For Bristol. Knoxville Chattanooga
Nashville. and Memphis Washington Memphis
SLEEPER open at 10 D. m.
For Norfok-Leave 40 q. m: arrive Norfolk
II 20 a. m. daily. Leave 10l noon; srrivs Nor
folk SD y. m. daily except Sunday. Leave f21f
noon: arrive Norfolk 80 p 10. Sunday only).
Psrlor cars. ~
$40 p m Daiiy-Beryyire. Luray. EIkton-
Trains from the Southwest arrive SIS q. n. 1870
.. m, and i2ls q. m. daily.
AL Information Fourteenth Street and New, YORK
Avenue Bond Building.
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30
CHESAPEAKE BEACH RAILWAY.

Schedule Of excursion trains to and from Chesa-
peske Beach effective July G. Isi2 subject to change
without notice.
MONDAYS TO FRIDAYS. INCLUSIVE.
Going-Leare District Line Station, 80 lo:N
II 70 .. m; As SO, and f:5 .. n
Returnng-Leave the Beach. T:5 Z N. In,
'zio. SOS. 500. and Io.n .. n
sATURDAYs
Go,ng-Leave District Line Station, 'sN. lo:n
II 30 a. m; 200. s1o. $50. '5sc. and I.1 D, n.
Returning-Lesve the Beach. S:B Z n; In,
'2lo. sos. 500. 800 and 1910 .. m
SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS.
Goins-Leare District Line Station, IN. p:1
II 80 a. ~. 100 3lo 100 and 7iy d \.
Rsturninr-Lesre the Beach, 100 .. N. In.
Tio, 500. 500. so. snd 10 90 p N
MAKE local stops: running cine IS minutes.
All ether trsins make run IN % minutss.
W. u. JONES. Prssidenf
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO LINES.

31s p. N. daily-Sleepes to Louisville. Cincinnati,
indianapolis. and 81. Louis
SIS p. m. dAily-Pullman to Cincinnati and Chicago
llio = m dsily-sleepers TO Va Hot Sprinss
Cincinnati. and Louisville. Cincinnati sleeper open
for occupancy. 10 p m.
Offices sl3 Pa. Ave. IS1 ST., and Union Station
The Washington herald., 1912-08-30

FOR sALE-oNE BLOCK FROM CONN. AVE. !:
city improvements: 6oxlso; price, sc "a. n; easy
terms r. W. CISSEL. Herald Office
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Mrs. Mary Il. Ewing Of Chicago is
said to be the first woman in this coun-
try to qualify as contracting and
consulting engineer.
Miss Emma NJ. Perkins has been ap-
pointed q member of the board of edu
cation in Cleveland. She is professor
of Latin in the College For Women Of
Western Reserve university.
Professor Emma NJ. Perkins. daugh-
ter of the late Sarah NJ. Perkins. one
of the pioneers of the woman suffrage
movement in Ohio, has been appointed
a member OF the board of education of
Cleveland.
Miss Mabel Rice of Denver is believ-
ed to be the only woman in the United
States who drives a water wagon as n
regular occupation. She has secured a
position driving a sprinkler on the
Denver streets, and her pay is $3.50 a
day. She owns the pair of mules she
drives.
Mrs. J. b. Coryell of San Francisco
is said to have one of the finest collec-
tons of orchids in the world, but that
her collection may be even more excel
lent her husband has engaged a man
to penetrate the Sulu archipelago and
the isles of Borneo and Java to bring
home anything she may not have.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
NEW CHINESE MINISTER
WAS FAMED YALE C0XSWAIN
Chung Nun Vow Was classmato Of
President Tafts Brother.

Chung Nun Yew, the old Yale cox
swain, who has been appointed minis
ter Of the Chinese republic at Wash
mgton, is perhaps more widely known
n the United States than any other
Chinese who has lived here. From
his student days at Yale, where he
steered the college boat to victory
against Harvard in 1883, up to the
present time he has been extremely
popular in this country and has kept
in close touch with American affairs,
which he studied with close attention
in the years he spent at Washington as
interpreter at the Chinese legation.
Leaving the Hartford public school,
where he made his preliminary studies,
Chung entered Yale in 1883. He was
made coxswain of the Yale crew and
made a notable record.
He devoted much time to scientific
study of the Thames currents and
wind conditions, to such good effect
that Yale won that years contest with
Harvard. He was elected to the Delta
Kappa Epsilon fraternity, the only one
of his race to be so honored. Chung
was called back to China before com
pleting his studies at the university.
He returned to this country some
years later and was interpreter at the
embassy in Washington when DR.. WI
Ting Fang was minister for the first
time and served in a similar capacity
under Wus successors. From Wash
inCton Chung went to the legation at
Madrid and thence to Manila. where he
was Chinese consul general in 1901.
He was also member of the opium
commission
Chung's next visit to the United
States was in 1908, when he came here
as a member of the suit of Tang ShaO
Vi. now the premier Of the Chinese re-
public and one of his warm friends.
At that time there were rumors that
WI Ting Fang, again minister at
Washington, was to be recalled and
that Chung had been chosen to sue
ceed him.
On his return to China Chung en-
gagged in railroad work and gave valu-
able aid to the government in its va
riOus dealings with foreign fnanciers
regarding loans for the purpose of
building railroad communications
Chung is a widower. He has one son,
who has been educated in the United
States.
Among Chung's classmates at Yale
was Horace d. Taft. brother of Presi-
dent Taft.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
FOUND COLD ENDURING PLANT
Discovered Cherries and Apricots
Thriving at 80 Below Zero.

Having discovered during two and
half years travel that a number of
fruits, plants and grasses which will
stand cold equal to that of the Ameri-
can northwest, Frank n. Meyer, eX-
plorer for the department of agricul-
ture, has returned to Washington.
Most Of his time was spent in Russia,
Siberia and central Asia.
Mr.. Meyer found a Siberian bush
cherry which will live in a tempera-
ture nearly 40 degrees below zero. He
came across an apricot which a tenn
perature of 80 degrees below zero will
not kill. Seeds and cuttings of both
fruit plants were sent to this country
They will prove of value, agricultural
experts believe, to farmers in Mime
sofa, the Dakotas, Montana and other
cold northern states. Alfalfa which
will endure much cold and various
kinds Of grain also were found by the
explorer.
During his wanderings in Siberia,
Afghanistan and other central Asian
countries Mr.. Meyer was arrested as a
spy several times. He never was held
long
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
Pert Personals.

Good for King George! He says,
"The queen and I."-BostOn Globe.
General Leonidas Plaza has been
elected president of Ecuador Ger
tainly Plaza will be on the square,
Galveston News.
J. Pierpont Morgan celebrated his
seventy-ffth birthday recently, and
yet he shows no signs Of drifting back
to the minor eagues.-Milwaukee Sen
tinel
DR.. WI Ting Fang has just thought
Of few more questions he would like
to ask and is coming back to the Unit
ed States for his answers, st. Louis
Globe Democrat.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
The Royal Box.

The kaiser has passion for old uni
forms and boots and shoes of antiq.
uity.
The czarina is said to be of frugal
mind and even to be guilty of having
costly hats sent home on approval.
copying them and then sending them
back as unsuitable.
Queen Mary, If she had not been born
in the purple, would have been an able
typist She can tap the keys of her
typewriter as quickly as any profes-
sional. King George is also able to
manipulate a typewriter, though he
doesn't use it to any great extent now
adays.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
Foreign Affairs.

Whether Japan wants to buy real es-
tate on Magdalena bay or not, it's just
as well for her to know that she can't
have it.-Albany Knickerbocker Press.
The Chinese populace is awaking to
the solemn fact that it takes more
than unanimous hair cut to estab-
llsh a republic on a practical basis
Washington Star.
Judging by the current exchange of
amenities between Great Britain and
Germany, they'll be fighting directly
over which one loves the other more
Washington Post.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
FIippant filings.

1t has been said sarcastically that
Everglades building lots are selling at
81 a gallon, but isn't that pretty rea-
sonable for Florida water?-Washing
ton Post.
Circus gas in New York have join
ed the womnn's suffrage movement.
So far rs the bearded lady is concern
ed, we are in favor of giving her a
vote Springfield Union.
Congress has passed a law prohibit
ing the making of certain kinds of
matches to prevent ''phossy jaw" If
there is one thing congress is deter
mined to protect it is jaw.-Washing-
ton Post.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
Political Quips.

By the way, who is running for vice
president t7-Milwaukee News.
We presume the national conventions
will select a vice presidential candi-
date, though no one would suspect 1t
from the present development OF the
campaign.-Boston Traveller.
Again the enemies of the gayety of
nations are proposing to make the term
of the president six years and limit
each incumbent Of the office to sin
gle term Boston Transcript.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
English Etchings.

Five thousand pounds a year is the
salary OF the speaker OF the house OF
commons.
According to the latest census returns,
there are in England 506,563 men Of
ease and leisure who live upon their
means.
The number Of British subjects In
all parts Of the empire rose from 3O3,-
694, 900 In 1881 to 416,31s.O00 in 1911.
The volume Of trade, foreign and in
terimperial, expanded from f9S5. .07S, 600
IN 1896 to II. tic, ,sSS. 900 in 1910.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
Telephone Calls.

The New York telephone call aver
ages a minute and half in length.
The worlds telephone service com
prlses about sO,OOOOOO telephones.
London has 100000 telephones, and
the calls average 1,125,0o0 per day.
Nearly every English town now has
telephone service with France through
the new British channel cable.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
NorwaX,a Wild Animals.

OF the wild animals of Norway
wolves, foxes, minks, weasels, badg-
ers, martens, offers and seal are trap
ped. The beaver is protected the year
round. Bear and deer are shot, not
trapped.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
Finger Printing Babies.

That babies can be finger printed as
accurately as grown people has just
been proved in the babies ward at
Bellevue hospital, New York. All the
features which characterize the adult
finger print-loops, whorls, arches,
ridges, deltas, etc.-are distinct the very
first days Of a baby's life. What's
more. they do not change.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
100000 For Rat Trap.

Benjamin Card, an amateur electri-
clan, who is still in the high school at
Fox Lake, Wis, has been awarded
100000 by the United States govern
ment for rat trap that will solve the
problem Of extermiDating rats on board
warshtnS
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
CAB DRIVER FOR CONGRESS.
Hungry" Hogan Landed Nomination
In Illinois.

Hungry" Hogan, a Chicago cab
driver, got the nomination for con
gressmsn at large on the Democratic
ticket. He was put on as joke and
beat William Il. Williams of Pittsfeld
1900 In Chicago
A humorous Democratic boss named
Gilligan put Hogan on the primary
ticket. Hogan obtained his popularity
by his appetite. 1t is marvellous. He
spent 80 cents for campaign expenses.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17

Benham-We need a reform in our
banking system.
Mrs. Benham-Yes. It's a shame
that a wife can't overdraw her hus-
bands account.-Judge.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17

He said she was his shining light.
They wed and came to town.
Now when she asks for money. why.
He always turns her down
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17

There was a man in Michigan
Who used to wish and wichigan
That spring would come,
So he could bone
And go away and fichigan.
Chicago Chronicle.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17
BRYCE ON WORLD TOUR.
Ambassador Probably Retiring From
Diplomacy For Literary Career.

The British ambassador and Mrs.
Bryce are making a round the world
trip to include visit to Australia and
New Zealand. Mr.. Bryce will visit
these countries with a view of com
pleting his work on the historical and
political features of both.
Although not officially stated in Lon
don or at the state department al
Washington, 1t is believed Mr.. Bryce is
retiring from diplomacy to devote the
remainder of his life to the literary ca
reer interrupted by his appointment
to Washington five years ago.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17

Polly-Miss Yellowleaf says she al
ways tries to get her beauty sleep.
Dolly-Well, all can say Is she
must suffer frightfully from insomnia.
-Woman's Home Companion.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-17

He-So you lost that handsome little
dog you had?
She-Yes, in n railroad accident. |
was saved, but the dog was killed.
He-What a pity! - Boston Tran
script.