The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-10-02
GIRLS ARE CURIOUS,
so ARE SOME BOYS

"There Is some mighty Gurus girls
in the world" said the young man
with the celluloid collar and the ready
made tie, addressing the other young
men at the boarding house table.
rs that an original discovery. or
did somebody tell your" politely in
Quired the young man who sells gas
engines,
Maybe he dreamed It," hazarded
the young man who works in an ar
chitect's office.
NO." explained the young man with
the celluloid collar, as he reached out
and gathered In the last slice Of bread
with one OF his large red hands.
there didn't nobody tell me, an
didn't dream 1t. I amt like some
OF these ducks you meet in boardin'
house. When l go to bed 60 to bed
tired enough to sleep. ! leave all
them dream things for some O. these
ducks that don't work hard enough to
git tired. What I was talkin' about
was girls. An It's Just like ! says
some Of 'em is mighty Gurus. found
1t out for myself"
you found 1t out for yourselfi'
81 certainly did"
Some originality to that discovery,
all right" said the young man who
works in an architects office. address,
Ing the young man who sells gas en-
gines. The latter nodded in hearty
agreement.
Maybe there Is and maybe there
amt but it's true" declared the young
man with the cellulold collar.
"Why don't you get 1t patented?"
II can't. You're joshin' me-"
who, /? Perish the thought. And
you think girls are really curious"
II know It."
"All Of them?"
"Some of 'em is cur'user than 9TH
ers. Of course"
How do you know?"
81 seen one out walkin' in the park
with you last Sunday, an don't think
all OF 'em would 60 out walkin' with
you"
Don't laugh at your own attempts
to be funny. Then you think some
girls are curious because they
wouldn't go out to tho park with met
Thank YOU"
mo. you don't get my idea at all.
meant 1t the other way"
you know a lot about girls. dorft
you? Anybody can see that"
well. don't know such q lot, but
! know some"
Some girls?"
"Yes. some girls. an some about
girls"
Wise mani"
"Oh. amt 80 wise: but It takes
wise girl to fool me any to speak
Of"
Would It be showing undue curios-
ity II l should ask you. for the bene-
fit Of myself and these others whom
your remarkable discovery has
aroused to pitch Of intense excite
ment. what particular incident OF the
present day has caused you to remark
on the curious qualities Of girls2"
81 just happened to think Of 1t, no
ticln' Miss Keyboard as she left tho
table"
as Miss Keyboard one of the curl
GUS ones?"
"She certainly is."
"She never went to the park with
me-"
"An' maybe that amt because you
never asked her to, neither"
ITO avoid argument, l will concede |
that It Is not. In what way does |
Miss Keyboard strike you as being
curlous?"
well, three weeks ago I asked her
to go to the theater with me an she
wouldn't because she had an engage |
ment."
Nothing curious about that"
mo, but listen. Two weeks ago
asked her again to go to the theater
with me. An she wouldn't because
she had headache"
Nothing curious about that"
mo, l know there amt. But tho
other day l asked her to go again.
Persistent youth"
And she didn't have no engage
ment"
MOI"
No, an she didn't have no head.
ache"
"No?"
mo; an still she wouldn't go. Now.
wasn't that curious?"
That was decidedly curious. But
you know so much about girls that 10
should not seem curious to you. ~
gardless Of how It seems to the rest
Of us. You ought to know why she
wouldn't go with you to the theatsr
the last time you asked her"
Il ought to know why?"
That's what said"
Maybe you can tell"