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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-20

Union, S. c., Dec. IL, 1912.
Dear Old Santa, Please bring me a
bicycle and a camera and whole lot
of films too.
Earnest Clay.
Lille May Gault.
Union, S. c., Dec. 10, 1912.
Dear Santa Claus,
l want you to bring me
nice locket and a pair of over shoes
and all kinds of fruits and all kinds
of nuts.
Your little friend,
Annie Gault.
Union, S. c., Dec. 1912.
Dear Santa Claus,
| am three years old and |
want you to bring me a tricycle. and
little train and nuts of all kinds
and fruits too. Please do not for
get my grandma, and bring her some
of your good old things. This is all
will ask you to bring. me this time.
Your little friend,
L. J. Gault, Jr.
Union, S. &C., Dec. 1912.
My Dear Santa,
| am little girl nine years
old. | want you to bring me nice
locket and a nice doll and all kinds
of fruits and all kinds of nuts too.
This is all | will ask you to bring
me this time.
Your little girl
Lucille Gault.
Union, S. c., Dec. 1912.
Dear Old Santa,
| am little boy eleven
years old. | want you to brine me
an Indian suit and all kinds of fire
works and cap pistol and some caps
to shoot in it. This is all will ask
you to bring me this time.
Your little boy,
Russell Gaut.
Mt. Tabor, S. c., Dec. 16, 1912.
Dear Old Santa,
want you to bring me all
kinds of fruits, also a kicking bill,
drum, horse and sulky. Don't
forget me. | live near Cole
mans Creek. Good bye,
Frank Vanderford.
Union, S. c., Dec. 16, 1912
Dear Santa Claus,
I've been good little girl
at school and at home. Please bring
me all kinds of fruits, doll, piano,
and doll carriage. | live right ON
the road.
Your little friend,
Annie May Hughes
Union, S. c., Dec. 16, 1912.
Dear Santa,
| am little girl eleven years
old and 90 to school and Sunday
school regular
want YOU to bring me all kinds
of fruits, a tea set, a doll, a cradle
and piano. | hope that isn't too
much.
Your little friend,
Veta Hughes.
Adam Shnrp n Dao 1e 1910
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-20
Your little friend,
Ernest Pearson.
Dear Uncle Santa:

Dear Uncle Santa:
| am little girl five years old.
Please don't forget me. | live on my
papa's farm and | want you to bring
me one china doll and wash board.
Some Niger toes, oranges, candy, ap-
pies and some of everything that you
have good, and please don't forget lit
tie sister. She is eight months old
and wants something good.
Am your little friend,
Johnsey May keisler.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-20

Dear Santa Claus:
| want you to como to see
me, and bring large horn, and drum
and an automobile. | want lots of fire
crackers and cannon and gun, and
a long poker. Don't forget the candy.
Yours,
Fletcher Rice, Jr.
p. S.-Bring Hunsie doll and stop
by and bring Brady to see me.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-20

Union, S. c., Dec. IL, 1912.
Dear Old Santa, Please bring me a
bicycle and camera and whole lot
of films too.
Earnest Clay.
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Union, S. c., Dec. 10, 1912

To Mr.. Santa Claus, at North Pole
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-20

Mt Tabor, S. c., Dec. 16, 1912
Dear Old Santa,
| want you to bring me all
kinds of fruits, also kicking bill
a drum, horse and sulky. Don't
forget me. | live near Cole.
mans Creek. Good bye,
Frank Vanderford.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-20

Union, S. c., Dec. 10, 1912.
Dear Santa Claus,
l want you to bring me 8
nice locket and a pair of over shoes
and all kinds of fruits and all kinds
of nuts.
Your little friend,
Appia Cault
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
CANYON COUNTY CORRESPONDENTS

Showalter, half brother, own a har-
ness and repair shop at that place.
The Wilson place has been sold
and the new owners are making ex-
tensive improvements at present.
They are building large barn.
Miss Lottie Wilson from Nampa
spent Sunday at F. L. Weymouth's.
John Clemens accompanied his faith
err to Franklin Sunday morning.
Alta and Ethel Staley spent Sun
day with Dorothy Kinney.
Mrs. Shaffer and son, from the Col
den Gate addition spent Sunday at
Mr.. Richardson's.
Paul Laryic is visiting at Mr.. Nc
Clenahan's.
Clifford Baker. from the Deer Flat,
spent Sunday at the Richardson home.
Miss Jennie Gosnel spent Sunday
with home folks near Lone Tree.
Mr.. L. Mesler from Dixie, spent
Friday with his sister. Mrs, Rich
ardson.
Mrs. Frank Browning has been very
i'll the past week, but is some better
at present.
Orville Miller and Anna Browning
spent Sunday afternoon and evening
at the Shaffer home.
F. E. Parke made business trip to
Nampa early Thursday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs, c. I. Faris from Deer
Flat, spent Saturday night and Sun
day with home folks.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. Weymouth
spent Saturday evening in Caldwell
Nellie Browning has returned home
after weeks visit at the Lake home
near Middleton.
| Edna Shupe visited at Mrs Dickens
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jordan and little son
are sojourning in the hills.
Mr.. Bolts was considerable bruised
by horse last week.
| Helen Maus and Helen Hart, sister
and neice of Ada Maus are visiting
at the Maus home.
Mona and Veda Fowler attended the
picnic of the Mormon church near
Nampa last week.
Rose Parkes has returned home
from the mountains. She reports a
good time.
Haying is again the order of the day
in this neighborhood.
| Vivian Within is planning on TAX
ing trip to the hills in the near
future.
Some of the young people spent
Tuesday evening at Mr.. Ira Miller's
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
LAKE VIEW NOTES

Mrs. Robbins and son, George,
were viscitors at J. E. Badley's Fri
day afternoon.
Mrs. Clarence Kollenburn returned
home this week from visit with her
sister in Boise and friends in Nampa
Cap. Rankin's daughters were visit
ing him this week.
The regular Grange meeting was
held Thursday evening. A good at.
tendance was reported.
Mrs. Robbins and daughter, Carrie
were shopping in Caldwell Wednes-
day.
Messrs. John and Rob Clemens
were callers at Mr.. Newman's home
Thursday evening.
Herbert Newman spent Sunday with
his parents and sisters.
Rev. D. A. Clemens and wife took
dinner at Newman's Saturday.
Hugh Travis was a Caldwell visitor
Sunday.
Mr.. Robbins has purchased D. A
Clemens ranch here. He is wei
pleased with the country. We arr
glad to welcome them to this commu
nifty.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09

The Misses Margaret Rose. Bess
Harper and Lorena Greenfield re-
turned home last week form Boise
where they had been attending school
Miss Ethel McAdam of Lake Lowell
visited with Miss Davis Sunday.
Little Ina Rose has recovered from
her recent illness.
The Christian Endeavor society will
give an ice craem social at the school
house Tuesday evening, August 18th
All are welcome.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. F. Rees visited will
their daughter Mrs. l. Lee of Cald
well. Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. C. Creenfild visitet
in Caldwell Sunday.
? Rev. B. r. Clay will preach at th'
school house next Sunday at ll:l!
o'clock.
Miss Augusta vasold returned
home Tuesday after several days Wis
] II in Kuna.
Farmers are busy with the hayini
again after being delayed by the rains
Miss Julia Clark leads Christian
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
CANYON COUNTY NOTES
FROM ALBION

The following students are enroll
ed from Canyon County: Kate Boyd,
Payette; Cleara Campbell, Parma
Lulu Rumbaugh, Payette; Anna L.
Sherman, Parma; Bernice Smith,
Nampa; Verna Smell. Emmett; May
Woods. Caldwell. Other counties are
Bear Lake. 2; Bingham, S; Bonneville,
3; Ada, 4; Blaine. 2; Bannock. 3;
Boise, 1; Cassia, II; Custer, 2; FIRE.
mont. IL; Lincoln, Is; Oneida. 2;
Twin Falls, Is; Washington. 2, out Of
state 10.
The two glee clubs and mixed cho-
rus are doing some very fine work.
The faculty basket ball team de,
feated the students team. 1921 in their
first game.
The idea OF getting credits from q
permanent institution for summer
school work is proving very attactive
Many student has done sufficient
summer school work to most of tn.
credits necessary for a normal schoo
diploma. If tht work had been properl,
directed, and yet she has nothing per
manent to show for it.
The six weeks students will clos
their work Wednesday. August Fl
They have already done two Satur
days work to make up for the exami
nation days. The seven students viii
finish their work on Friday, Angus
so. and will have taken five Saturday
work to make a weeks time.
There will be a. vacation of on
week after the summer term close.
The fall term opens Tuesday Septem
Der 10. 1912.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
DIZZY AND VICINITY.

The Rev Dilla and wife are hold
ing campmeeting in Noah Palmer's
grove and next Sabbath there will be
an all days meeting, with basket
dinner at noon. Everyone is cordially
invited to come.
Mrs. Alta Mumford is in Caldwell
this week having dental work done.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Powell were dinner
guests at Mr.. and Mrs. Bartche's Sun
day.
The Misses McCuier have gone to
the moutains.
Mrs. H. Moore visited her daughter,
Mrs. Snodgrass Sunday.
Miss Mesler of Caldwell, is spend
ing the week at the home of her un-
Gle, L. Mesler.
w. York's friends will be glad tc
know he will be able to come home in
few days.
Mrs. Newland and her sister made q
weeks end visit at J. D. Rowland's.
Mrs. Ingram and son visited at Mr.
Weeks Sunday.
T Miss Sadie Paynter of Caldwell
visited Mabel and Archie Moreland
Saturday and Sunday. returning home
Monday.
Anna Vail spent Friday with Mrs
Tngraham.
Mrs. Auspatch and son were Cald
well visitors Monday.
Everybody Is busy stacking hay.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09

Waldo Weeks is plastering in Cald-
we'll.
Artie Hudson, the genial dispenser
of Watkins goods, made our neigh
borhood lately and left a supply of
bottles and packages, also a liberal
supply of hot air.
The rain last week delayed haying
but every one is busy now.
The ice cream social last Friday
evening was success, even if the
weather was failure.
c. o. Myer went to Parma to play
for the dance Friday night.
Mrs. Davis, Mrs. Parsons and Miss
Myrtle Parsons were Our delegates to
Caldwell, Traders Day.
Fred Grebe returned Thursday from
a trip to Silver City and other points.
Mr.. Hamer, who has been sick for
some months, was recently moved to
his sons home near Council.
Jno. Camp of Boise, visited with his
brother, George. the first of the week.
Harry Root has purchased a new
team, harness and buggy. Harry will
cut dash for sure now.
Henry Hammond has finished rails
ing the Pacific Hotel in Caldwell.
Mrs. Geo. Fenwick is suffering from
complication of diseases. We hope
for speedy recovery.
Joe McGlarghin of Arena Valley,
is helping c. L. Weeks.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09

sense told them must eventuate in
simply a personality. The simple truth
that this long tour through many
states and conversations with many
men and many types OF men has i'm
pressed me, is that by the time of the
November election comes there will
be much thinking going on and it
is not at all an unlikely thing that the
president will be reelected. Wilson's
nomination was we'll received but it
is true that it was coupled with much
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
FRANKLIN ITEMS

Gladys Within 10 visiting in Boise
this week. the guest Of her friend Mrs
Reynolds. So
Ora Schmalhorst spent Thursda,
and Friday with Mae White.
Mary Mcclellan is visiting neal
Boise at the Laryic home. y
Mr.. Ttchmere, accompanied by hi!
sister and brother-in-law ATTENDED
church service at Franklin Sunda,
morning. They are recently from
Ohio and have purchased property Il
this valley.
Maud Allen spent Sunday aftel
church, with Mona Fowler.
Mr.. Shupe IL building commodiou'
four-room house on his forty acres
We have not learned who will rent
Tor the coming year.
Lettie Weymouth and Ora Schmal
horst were shopping in Caldwell Sat
urday afternoon.
Mr.. aCantwell attended church =
Franklin Sunday morning.
Mrs. H. B., Gibbons is on the sic
list this week.
Mr.. William Perchsnce 10 talkinl
medical treatment Of DR.. Johnson i
Caldwell. S.
Mr.. Parkes and family were Sunda
dinner guests OF Mr.. o. V. Jacobs.
James Evans left Monday mofpinI
tor Roseberry. Idaho. He and NJ
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09

interrogation, and just what the Viii
son strength is nobody can just at
this moment say. I do not believe the
nation is going to burn down the
house to put on a single or that fam
atheism calling itself advanced demo-
cracy is going to overthrow the judg-
ment and experience of the nation"
All this from my acquaintance re-
minds me again of the Fremont cam
paign when Lincoln had been nomi
mated for reelection in 1864.
OBSERVER.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
next Sunday evening.

Deer Flat
Sunday School gave the following
program after the regular lesson last
Sunday:
Song Onward Christian Soldiers
Reading-"The Thief on the Cross,
Mrs. Traughber.
RELATIONSHIPS in Heaven" Mrs
Willie.
Duet-"Whispering Hope" Mrs
Faris and Mrs. Davis.
Bible Reading, F. B. Faris.
Reading-"Death of Absalom," J. NJ
Traughber.
Reading, Carl Willie.
Solo-"Somewhere, Sometime" Mrs
Willie.
The young people will give a pro-
gram August 18th.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
HoMEDALE ITEMS

The Homedale Commercial club
now have 1000 circulars ready for dis
tribution. The circulars are excep-
tionally well planned and very pleas
ing in appearance L. B. Yader, Sec
rotary of the club has charge of the
distribution.
Mr.. Peters. as principal. and Miss
Mercer for the primary grades are the
teachers for the ensuing school term.
B, Heath made business trip to
Payette Wednesday. Guy Joradn had
charge of the ferry during his alb
sence.
Several heavy showers have fallen
during the last week. Succor creek was
near high water mark. The bitches
are full and the farmers are busy irri-
eating.
Mrs. L. B. Cowan is home after
spending several weeks in Portland
visiting relatives.
R. D. Jesse went to Boise Wednes-
day to- visit relatives there. He will
return shortly and look over property
here with view toward investing.
]. S. Flesher has purchased land OF
R. A. Mcdowell and is erecting neat
cottage which he will soon be occu-
plying.
J. P. Woods bungalow is especially
pleasing in design and nearing COM
pletion.
Lewis Smith went to Roswell bench
Friday. The rain irrigated for him
and he returned home Monday.
w. H. Schenck is cutting his oats
Some of which are six feet high.
Mr.. Lamoreaux, who is doing the
cooking at the ellis Construction
Co.'S camp made a business trip tc
Nampa Ferry and Caldwell on Thurs.
day.
Willard Robinson spent Sunday al
the Lewis Smith home. Mrs. Robin.
son returned with him to Roswell
Sunday evening.
w. H. Schenck made trip to Cald.
we'll Thursday.
Rev. B. F. Clay conducted religion:
services here Sunday morning ane
Rev. Irwin Sunday evening. (. B
Yader has given the use of his Office
for the services.
Charles McCoard was in Caldwell
the last of the week attending to bus
mess affairs of the Gem Irrigation
District.
William Cowan is doing team worl
for the ellis Construction Co.
Some of the farmers have thei,
second cutting of hay in the stacl
while others are just beginning to Gu
Roy Myler is home again. Mrs
Myler is still at the Caldwell hospita
and is gaining slowly but steadily
Mrs. Holton will remain with her fo
some time yet.
vOtCS WCtC East III
primary election. Not half of tn,
number registered voted.
Martin Shenofeld was in the cit,
on business Monday.
L. B. Yader has the carpenters bus.
remodeling his Office.
w. H. Jesse made trip to Wilde
Saturday.
r. A. Mcdowell and J. S. Fleshe
went to Caldwell Wednesday, return
ing Thursday with loads Of lumber.
A social dance will be given at tn
Gilman hotel Friday evening, Angus
9th.
Mrs. Moore from the. DR.. Becl
ranch was in town Monday.
Charles Parson returned from Cald
we'll Sunday.
L. B. Cowan is a nominee for stat
auditor on the Prohibition ticket.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-09
His Reply.

Little Willie (who has an inquiring
mind)-"Papa, are all men really
born free and equal?"
Mr.. Hennypeck-"Yes, but a good
many Of them marry."-Woman's
Home Companion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10
Mr. Inouye hss now bid upon . meth.

Mr.. Inouye has now hit upon a meth
I'd Of strengthening the elasticity and
strength of the fabric, and at the
same time greatly facilitating the
spinning into thread. One more bene-
fit from this process will be hat man
ufacturers will be able to obtain 10
per cen more produce than by the
old-fashioned way.
Furthermore, the new substance has
an antigerm and anticorrodlng effect.
and will not injure the hands OF oper-
atiyes. Some time ago an American
Is reported to have discovered a chem
ical compound which would preserve
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10

Are these things brought hero TOT
breeding purposes?" asked the fnspeo-
tor.
mo" said Bowles. They are
French oysters, called 'marennes
vertes,' for eating purposes. There
are about two hundred Frenchmen in
this town who want to eat these oYs-
tiers tonight with their New Years
dinner. I've got 200 dozen of them
and three taxicabs are ready to taxa
them to tho restaurants"
At 7:25 p. M, when the taxicabs
had gone north with the oysters Mr..
Bowles went into a booth and talked
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10
JAPANESE SILK IS REVIVED
chemical Process Has Been DIscoy-
cred That Strengthens the Fabric
and Facilitates Spinning.

According to the North China Daily
News the ladies of America and Eu
rope are to have the restoration Of tn.
popular Japanese silk fabrics in large
supply and greater beauty than eve
before. 1t is claimed that an expert
connected with the Full Spinning cont
psny has discovered a chemical proc.
sss which will be q great boon to the
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10

rants. and merely smiled wnen, for
the thirty-ffth time, q chef asked
about "the oyster"
please, La Lorraine. where is he
with the oyster?" said the impatient
chef.
"She is still down the bay" said
Bowles. 81 think she will be here be-
fore six"
What is it the diners will do II the
oysters do not Gomez"
When the chefs called up again Mr..
Bowles had not time to answer. He
was busy with the customs officials ar
ranging for the release of the oysters,
which were in sacks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10
Not the Right Kind.

II thought you said young Jasssre
was q eowardY In our automobile aot
oident, we found he Was full OF grit
"Humohl I'd like to know where
he got 1t so suddenly" -
II suppose from the ditch we teit
into"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10
spinners and also to the admirers Of

spinners and also to the admirers Of
japanese silk.
While Japanese sericulture was YET
in a primitive condition no chemical
was used to soften the cocoo before
IL was spun into thread. Later the
spinner succeeded In getting out a
thin, soaplike substance, which full
filed the iong-felt want with some
success; but the difficulty was that 1t
weakened the fabric and ooh away
has been steadily losing the popularity
IT once enjoyed and its market has
from time to time been encroached
upon by the italian product
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10

TO rn> rnree cnen II ono~
th.nts that came simultaneously o'.'
m. vtr. were too p~rotuss and mus
died to permit of tranalauonTN
York Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10
OYSTERS RODE IN TAXICABS
They Were From France n New
York Frenchmen Craved Them
for Dinner.

B. L. Bowles is an express agent OF
unusual patience. He spent the last
day of the year cold, but hopeful, on
the French line pier. answering tele-
phone calls from three French restan.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-05-10

SILK; n his Is said to be something
similar In composition to the Japanese
invention.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

Jones-ciiass contes, marked the dawn
Tor Virginia.
Governor Montague VIII not only be
he leader ~ stronger progressi, &c
movement in Virginia but he vii! be
g tower ot strength TO those enlight-
ened Democrats throughout the South
who want better conditions generally.
he viii be a national leader from the
start. oy reason Of his leadership in
great state. and also because his
moral and Intellectual parts viii com
mand that position. HIS appearance
in Congress Will be the sign that Vlr-
sinia is returning TO old standards and
IDEALS ,nat once made it the mother OF
Presidents. the nursery OF statesmen.
Virginia is nearing the end or the gen
Grafton OF paltry peanutry in public al
fairs. II is magnificent old state.
that ettcr three centuries is only now
awakening 10 q true conception OF its
possibilities. \ new and better re-
gine In public affairs yMl mean vas,
good 70 the state in thls impending
era.
Governor Montague's goal no doub,
Is the Senate. He IS young and strong
enough 10 carry the nght that such an
aspiration Involves. and he VIII win
His administration as Governor was n
bright spot IN the story OF soraid
sodcen maladministrati0n His eleva-
ZION 10 the realleadcrship or the States
best thought and aspirations should be
occasion for rejoicing among allfriends
of good governments Baltinore News.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

Jn6la joe Cannon. fnat famous ola
war horse. says rhere is only one thing
ihat worries him. He doesn't know
how to spend the time between mid.
night ana bedtime 1t is very easv II
one only knows how Here are some
OF the things Uncle Joe might do.
Read several chapters OF good
book with gilt covers and flexible
leather cover. which usually reposes
on the parlor table and is pat In all
Of the hotel rooms hy the Gideons.
Play nice Ions game OF solitaire.
Write historical novel
Go on an automobile Joy ride with a
party of cornwall spirits
ST down and eat three or four ord
ers OF lobster a Ia Newburg
But the best place to spend the time
between midnight ana bedtime IS in
bed
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

) oosl OF LIVING CONFERENCE.
Congress is now eonsiaering a meas
are winch carries an appropriation OF
s25.0oo. and provides for the cau!nr
OF an International conference. undor
the ausp.ces Of the Federal govern
ment to consider the causes OF the
,vorld-wlde increase in prices ana cos,
Of living. Chairman Fitzgerald. O. the
Appropriations Committee. is una
,osab.e to the BIN and minority Lead
er Mann is stranee to saw. luke-warm
ia Ills support.
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
According 10 Uncle Abncr.

a patrot is a Teller that yells fer
the Stars and stripes and then lodges
If it wasn't fer the collar buttons
ana dresses that hook up tho back
there would be but very little pro
family heard in the world outside the
livery stables.
: teller that votes a party ticket all
MS HE whether his party IS right or
wrong may be loyal but he is also a
darn fool.
never heerea OF a foiler that wore
one-eyed monologue in his eye suf-
ier'n from concEss!on Of the brain.
II would be uuimpossible.
= minister's l..e is not a path OF
roses when you consider all Of the
poor sunday dinners he is Obliged to
participate in during the course of a
year.
There is quite lot Of difference be-
tween fool ana a durn fool The
latter VIII stay and raise ,ae edge on
q pair Of treya
Every Teller ;hat learns how 10 run
a vacuum cleaner or an electric toast
or thinks he knows enough about ma
chinery to run the Lusltania or the
Twentieth Century Limited.