New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-08-04

,bc.ni has a east in the left eve, and fiat nose and
cychr,v, that grow together"
~Ah saw" blazeS out Swiftly. you'll kid yourself to
death some day, YOU Will Maybe YOU think | make a
s,r...I,v OF freak lady friends Huh, Would YOU be-
lev, picture en-? And with that he dashcS into the
gym tshin out his locker key as he goes, and comes
back in a minute with photo that he displays trum-
infant ANY croSS-cved mutt about that he demands
Arl saw, when some OF these South Brooklyn queens
o, themselves up fancy they do show fairly well on
card even when the job is done in bum thrce-doar
studio Name appears to be quite a oSSy young party
with her hair done up like Billie BurkcS all puS and
r;r,, and she's gain COY and sentimental at bunch
Of artificial roses that she holds in one hand About
ha,.-past eighteen. maybe nineteen | should nudge
Mamie waSa SLIM sassy wlSp OF girl that ought TO
~. inst gcttin through high school, but who PROB ~
never made even a start. She's learned how to droop
her ev,ds though and the pose she'd struck before the
camera was more or less easy and graceful
We'll. Well" says |, starin at the picture. Il take
.N back Swiftly SO this is the future Mrs Gallagher
~rhats another funny crack amt it," comes back
Sui.,v But suppose it was Ell; Would be dom
AMI there gets it batted straight at mel swiftly,
saw. I. ~Il have to duck Its my humble opinion that
Their. amt one man in ten who's got enough 70
r out runnin' mate for himself let alone gvin tips
H. others SO | pass Blaze ahead, and il anyone has
their fingers crossed on YOU, it won't be me-
"Huhi" saws he Much obliged for nothin!" and
with that he takes final glance into the mirror, sets
the fatbrmmed bonnet little more over one ear, and
heads for the subway.
7 EXPECT. too. | could be heap more useful than
irwin 70 steer SwiftyS summer romanCcs. For this
wa nj the first Great Scott, no. He has EN- reg lar
as the season comes round, and gen rally they turn out
about the same wav,-thrce weeks when he's all
Uttered I'D over some little frizzc-harcd charmcr and
then grand smash after which he'll be as grouchy as
a .e lct-otiice clerk with an ingrowin disposition.
You'd most think he'd get wise TO himself after few
,mbles like that Why, here he is, gcttn on into the
.inrtics and with a map him that never was orna-
mental TO say the least and yet when he hunts up
partner for chowdcr party excursion, or Concy Island
blow. its always some fluffy young thing that's only
s,rngn him along. ike not Just for the sake OF
.easin' some Charlie boy other But every fifteenth
@. Iune Swiftly seems to have lapse Of mem y, and
its the same thing over again.
And while We don't pass another word on the subject
Of Name | could tell by the symptoms dunn the next
ten DAYS or so that She still kecpn him guessln
swiftly goes around in sort Of dreamy. moony state
and gets touchy and fetful when he's reused out OF IT.
Besides that he takes Shawn twice day and ne keeps
them new yellow shoes CLOSED up like copper boilers
-uspiciOncd too that he was inveSn reg lar IN cut
flowers and eighty-ccnt chocolates and thinks J. "o"ii
IT, nv boy YOU keep that up long enough and some OF
these fine DAYS You'll get hooked,
Course knew could bear up under It, eTen ne
did, and didn't expect 70 lose any sleep ~ weight In