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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
HOW THEYVOTED
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WASHINGTON, ID. O., July
] q NAeeiS O. ewtNG-

WASHINGTON, ID. O., July
13.-Against LOrimer - As
hurst, Bacon, Borah, Bourne,
Briggs, Bristow, Brown, Bry-,
an, Burton, Chamberlain,
Clapp, Clarke of Arkansas,
Crawford, CuIlom, Cummins,
Curtis, Dixon, Fall, Gardner,
Gore, Gronna, Hitchcock,
johnson, Kenyon, Kern, La
Toilette, Len, Lodge, Martsn,
MARITIME, Myers, Nelson, New
lands, O'GOrman, Overman,
Page, Poindexter, Pomerene,
Rayner, Reed, Root, Sanders,
Shively, Simmons, Smith of
9 Arizona, Smith of Georgia,
Smith of Michigan, Smith of
South Carolina, Stone, Suth-
erland, Swanson, Townsend,
Watson, Williams, Works.
For Lorimer - Bailey,
Bradley, Brandegee, Burn
ham, Catrton, Clark of
Wyoming, Crane, DilIing-
ham, Fletcher, Foster, Gall
Ihger, Gamble, Guggenheim,
{, Johnston, Jones, Lippitt, Nc.
Cumber, Oliver, Paynter,
Penrose, Perkins, Richard
son, Smith of Maryland,
Smoot, Stephenson, Thorn
ton, Tillman, Wetmore.
OF the senator's voting
against Lorimer 81 were re-
publscans and 28S democrats.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
Attend Convention

Between so and 70 delegates
from the Central Improvement
league will leave Tacoma Monday
morning for Seattle to attend the
Fourth Annual convention of the
Western Federation of Improve
ment Clubs, which includes the
five coast states.
The sessions will last-two days
and Govnor Teats of Tacoma will
speak Monday evening on Gov.
eminent Methods as Applied to
the Construction of the Panama
Canal"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
Long Battle Ended

An old fight between stock
holders of the Goodale Phono-
graph company was ended yester-
day and suits said to aggregate
S.. 900 were dismissed when
the stockholders patched up their
differences. Goodale invented
sort of photograph several years
ago and after the company was
formed declared the others were
trying to force him out.
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FRANKLIN'S ATTORNEY
MAY NOT TESTIFY

ton given him by Franklin was
privileged.
The cross examination OF
Franklin, to which the defense
pointed, revealed that Johnson Is
willing to testify that Franklin,
before his confession to bribery,
came to him and requested that
he see Assistant District Attorney
Ford and offer, If given the aid
of the district attorneys office
and 80 days time to turn up, the
dark, mysterious man." who had
passed the money.
Tell Franklin not to come TO
me with any story like that. OAR
row Is the man / want-not any
dark complexioned stranger"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
GOMEZ IS PROVISIONAL
PRESIDENT OF MEXICO
FOR THE THIRD TIME
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SAN ANTONIO, Tex, July 10.
Emilio Vasquez Gomez is await
ing Official notification that. for
the third time he has been chosen
provisional president of the re-
public of Mexico. Advices reach
ing here today declare General
Orozco has finally been prevailed
upon to agree to the naming of
Gomez. 1t is stated, however, that
he will not accept unless he has
every assistance from Orozco and
the other rebel chiefs that his
word as president will be accepted
as final.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
BORAKS OPPONENT
WlIHDRAWS NAME

BOISE, Ida, July 13.-Sena-
tor w. e. Borah, it appears to-
day, may have no opponent listed
on the official ballot in his cam
paign for reelection to the SEN
ate. Secretary of State Clifford
SO far has not complied with the
request of George w. TannahilI,
democratic nominee for United
States senator, that his name be
placed on the official list of can
didates.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
SOUTHERN MEN
WILL FORM
SOCIETY

A call has been issued to all
natives of the Sunny South to
meet at the offices of Edward r..
Masternson. candidate for con-
gress on the democratic ticket.
35 Fidelity building, Tuesday aft
ernoon at $3.50 o'clock to form a
Southern club. The call is sign
ed by over two score of some of
the most prominent people in Ia
coma and the club promises 10
be one of the largest and most IN
fluential In the city.
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Gomez last experiences as a
revolutionary president ended in
three days.
After being summoned to Juarez
to assume office he was compelled
to flee the country in haste when
Orozco suddenly renounced him
and declared for his secretary as
president.
1t is stated here today that a
federal warrant for the arrest of
General Orozco has been issued, on
a charge of murder. OroZco is
held responsible for the killing of
Leroy Fountain, an American gun
ner.
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piled. the secretary to the
president
This is true story. II you don't
believe Il. ask George Bruce Cor
telyou, William Loeb, jr., Charles
Norton or Charles ID. Hilles.
They'll confirm 1t with enthusi-
asm. They know.
The latest and most successful
goat is Hiiles, and this very
goat thing explains why he has
been selected chairman OF the ma
tionai committee and given the
responsibility of getting President
Taft reelected. They knew they
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
FRANS|OLI FOUND TO
Be INELIGIBLE

In the port commission scheme
j. R. Thompson will be substi-
tuted for P. ]. Fransioli as port
commissioner from the second
district. It is held that Fransioli
while having.a country home near
American lake still is not a legal
resident of that district, SO
Thompson will be certified as a
candidate. Mr.. Thompson Is
with the Pacific Realty company
and lives near Steilacoom.
A mass meeting was held at
Puyallup last night to boost the
port commission idea with New
ton Peer as the principal speaker.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
Introducing to Your Notice the Real
American Goat---Chas. D. Hills

Once upon a time there was
little oriental kingdom where the
people kept a communistic goat,
which was used by everybody for
getting even with the world for
any old sort of misfortune.
If man broke his arm, he beat
the goat. II chiefs wife was a
scold, he beat the goat. If rains
ruined the crops. they beat the
goat. If husband died, the
widow beat the goat.
One day q stranger, observing
the strange performance, asked
what It meant.
1.-THE goat Is the symbol of mis-
fortune" replied native. when
anything goes wrong, We beat
him."
Whats the goats name7"
I'VE call him." the native re-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
Big Suit To
Begin Soon

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PORTLAND, Ore, July 49,
That the long contemplated suits
of the government for the recov-
cry Of oil lands in California VAL
ued at millions of dollars will be
filed In Los Angeles early next
week is decided today as the re-
suit of conference here between
B. D.Townsend, special attorney
for the department OF Justice, and
A. l. Mccormick, United States
district attorney for the southern
district of California.
The Southern Pacific railroad
will be the principal defendant.
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Los ANGELES, Cal, July Is.
When adjournment until Mon
day morning was yesterday taken
in the trial of Clarence Darrow
for bribery, discussion was IN
progress regarding the right OF
Attorney Johnson, former counsel
for Bert H. Fanklin, to testify re-
gardins information given him
by Franklin concerning dark,
mysterious stranger who Frank
lin claims slipped into his hands
$4,000 to be used for purposes or
bribery.
The prosecution in combating
this right points out that john
ON was Franklin's attorney at
he time and that any informa-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
SPECTATORS DAMAGED

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PORTLAND, July 13.-Guns
from miniature battleship in the
Elks parade set fire to the. decor
ations of downtown building.
The principal damage was done to
spectators on the sidewalk below,
who were literally doused with
water by woman who put out the
blaze.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
Gets Fortune

MILWAUKEE,, July 49,
Charged with vagrancy and about
to receive sentence in municipal
court here, Mrs. Courtenay
Weathersby of New Orleans, La,
was notified that she had beer
made heir to $4,000 and an in
terest In three plantations in
Louisiana.
Through her attorney the
charge was dismissed by the court
and Mrs. Weathersby planned to
start at once for New Orleans to
claim the legacy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
GLASS EYES PINCHED
BY COPPER UNCLE SAM

William Taft's department OF
justice may be unable to convict
the beef barons, or bust the
Standard Oil octopus, or dissolve
the wallpaper trust, but glass
eyes are different. Glass eyes
can't spot the loopholes in the
law.
In the district federal court at
Chicago a suit entitled United
States versus 265 glass eyes, has
been filed by District Attorney
Wilkerson.
The glass eyes got themselves
muggled into the country 1t Is
alleged. II the glass eyes allow
themselves to be convicted they
will be sold to such folks as have
hankerings after glass eyes and
the price.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
In l92Oto 20 to School

NEW YORK, July 13.-If Mrs.
Theodore Roosevelt, 1r., has her
way, her daughter, Miss Grace
Roosevelt, who is ten months sew
teen days old, will attend school
where her mother received in
struction.
Mrs. Roosevelt, who was Miss
Eleanor Butler Alexander, has
filed an application with Miss
Spence, who has day and board
ing school at No. 80 West Fifty
ninth st.. for her daughter to en-
ter school In 1920.
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needed the most patient, most re-
sistent goat in history for the
job--so they grabbed Hilles.
Hiiles Is As. with an able-bod-
led wife, beautiful daughter in
her late teens and two husky
boys. He's got a nice, amiable,
pleasant face. free from wrin-
kles. on account of his golden
rule days. but his graying-brown
hair makes him just about look
his age. He's a quiet fellow.
good-natured. democratic and
kindly disposed. with a lot of re-
serve force for use when needed.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
$4,000 PEOPLE ARE
STARVING IN LONDON

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LONDON, July 13.-The White
Cross league. formed to relieve
the families of striking transport
workers. estimated today that
100000 women and children are
starving in London. Funds are
being collected on street corners
to aid them.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13

According to a complaint filed
against Chris Sund yesterday art
ernoon In Justice Graham's court
by M. J. Burke, q chauffeur, three
men narrowly escaped death on
the night Of July 4, when, Burke
alleges. Sund and companion
refused to pay for an auto ride
and then attacked him while the
machine was running at a fair
speed. The auto slid down a
steep embankment and narrowly
missed turning turtle. Sund Is
charged with assault.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
SUGGESTIONS TO HrGHsRows

The daily papers tell of the
finding in Arizona of the REM
nants of a prehistoric snake, sew
eral million years old. It is sup
posed to be the first animal that
ever inhabited our land.
1t has been mounted and
placed In the Chicago university
museum. The scientists have
given 1t name, the "ophiaco-
dom"
Why can't these scientists give
decent, respectable names to
these remains OF antiquity? The
idea of giving this snake name
which one can't even pronounce,
not to mention being unable 70
tell its meaning.
Why not call 1t Mary or John
depending on the sex) and let it
go at thatf
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
Many Tacomans to,
Attend Convention

Tacoma will send big delega-
ton to Seattle next Monday 20
the annual convention of the
state improvement clubs. Govnor
Teats is on the program for his
Panama canal speech at the gen
eral convention and local men ex-
pect to take prominent part In
the proceedings.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
LONGS DEAD BODY FOUND

PORTLAND. July 13.-The
body of Thomas r. Long of Cen
tralia was found yesterday in Co
lumbia slough, near Portland.
Long was on his way from Califor-
MIA to Centralia about two weeks
ago, when he disappeared. Mrs.
Long has been carrying on a
search for him ever since.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
GOODBY MIR. HORSE
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SAN FRANCISCO, July 10
This city's fire horses are plunged
in gloom. Five of them, the pick
of the bunch, raced huge motor
fire engine as test, and were
beaten to a FRAGILE. mo more
horses for this department." says
the fire chief.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
Wants Commercial Club
To Handle The Matter

Requesting that the city Of Ia
coma be allowed two polling
places in each ward for the port
com mission election, declaring
that but one polling place could
not handle the voters, commit
tee headed by T. Fl. Martin and
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13

Ernest Lister, vice president Of
the Commercial club, including
William Nelson, Of the improve
ment clubs, and w. ]. Thompson
of the city advisory board, appear
ed before the county commission
ers this morning. 1t Is expected
that the request will be granted.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
REAL WAR DANCE

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LOS ANGELES, July ia
real war dance by Indian en-
ployes of motion picture COM
pany startled the suburbs last
night. The occasion was the sud-
den death of a Wild West show
buffalo, which was cooked and de-
voured. The celebration lasted
all night.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
COME AGAIN, PLEASE
- UIrstoJ Dracc TAasad Wirt

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SAN JOSE, July 13.-"I have
made a mistake. I rob only the
rich and give the proceeds to the
poor" This was the note left by
philanthropist burglar, who
made a second sneak into hospi-
tai to return IS cents he stole
from a purse.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
KNEW REAL FRENCH
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LOS ANGELES, July 13.--Mis-
spelled French words on q cafe
menu caused modification to
Jules Morafin, who remonstrated
with husky waiter. Jules fought
his way to the street, leaving a
pile of gasping garcons in his
wake. He was repaired at q drug
store,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
TRIED HIS DAM'DEsT

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VANCOUVER, b. c., July ID
John Kelly broke a bowl in a
saloon. He was told to replace 1t.
A few minutes later he was caught
stealing similar bowl in a near
by saloon and was given 80 days
In Jail.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
WANTS LIQUOR BALM
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SAN FRANCISCO, July 10
Negro lawyers are sensitive, and
their feelings cost money, says S.
L. Mash, a chocolate-hued disciple
of Blackstone. Refused a drink
on account of his color, he is suing
for $275 balm.
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WENATCHEE, July 1--we
natchee valley is suffering the tor
ments of the New Jersans. Gnats
infest the valley. One horse was
bitten nearly to death and others
are unable to work In the open,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-13
WHEN DRUGS FArTED

A well known lady Of this
city having taken medical treat
ment for about 80 years. and
gaining temporary relief only,
was cured Of ,habitual consti-
patton and periodical bilious at
lacks in two months by chiro-
practic adjustments and viI5ra-
ton. To any one desiring her
direct testimony. her namo will
be given, Consultation tree.
Main 447S.
Dir NINA A. DERRY
I'll So. X St
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Garden tools and garbage cans.
Ewing's Hardware. I'LL G st. ss
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DAVID LLOYD GEORGE.

FIRST INTERVIEW WoRKI NGMANs INSURANCE. ACT
WHICH BECOMES EFFECT I'VE MONDAY THROUGHOUT
ENGLAND.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1912-09-30
Realty Transfers

PcnnsylvauiA avenue southeast. between
Thirteenth and Fourteenth strscts-wiliiam
H. Harrison OF w. TO Judson Otis Harri-
son. lot 100. square io4b. so.
Alley between Eleventh and Twelfth streets.
South Carolina avenue and q street south
east--winiam r. Miller Of ux. TO Ida N.
Bishop. part original lots II and II. square
sei, go.
West woodridse-oms l. Nigh ct ux. 70
Merrill =. Vaughn. lot Q. square <fsa 90
First Addition to American University Park
--oeIen L. TAFT ct al. trustees TO Quar-
dian inys:tmsnt Company. lots II and "
iM d strsst southeast Charlotte Gray 70
Emma N. Gordon. part lot 4, square ~. 90
in bs.as' Ias w S,srs n e al to Ora n
iiI Twenty ,second street northwsst--Mary 4.
Cedy 70 Henry G. Cryer, lot 10, square n.
30 Henry z. cryer to ida L. Potts same
streets-Middaugh q shannon TO Aiva and
Lola Y. Sole. lot s.. square ss2. $40:
Younss. lots and B. block ~. SO.
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NEW YORK. Sept. SOFT was great
stock market. with Little Steel blasting
the way and making another now high
on this movement
The Street was talking an actual
shortase In steel productive capacity.
a. against partial production . short
time ago. The most skepticai are
now arm in their opinion that q
regular old-time wave OF prosperity has
como upon the United States.
Many Of the traders on the street
we're inclined to take the bear side Of
the situation. on the theory that reac-
ton was due after the general advances
Of last week. but they changed their
minds soon. the opening being the only
evidence OF weakness In the earlier
hours Of trading. When the bears no.
ticed the manner In which Steel was
being absorbed and the strength under
II, they turned from their side to the
other and covered freely.
There were few stocks that aid not
show much strength, but whore the
signs were not favorable to an advance
they were not asgressively turned to-
ward weakness.
London started the selling movement,
dumping about 5000 shares, much Of It
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1912-09-30
LOCAL SECURITIES
AGAIN NEGLECTED..
VALUES UNCHANGED
Only Feature a Little More
Strength In Gas
Shares.

Local securities continue to move
slowly In Q narrowing range.
This condition 10 likely to continue
until the financing Of tho Washington
Railway and Electric and other comps-
niles interested therein has been finally
accomplished and the public thoroughly
understands the purpose Of the entire
scheme. Pending this there are few
buyers and fewer sellers.
A little Gas sold at 80. an Improvement
Of y point. transactions In Railway
and Electric were limited to q few
shares OF the preferred at "a.
Eastern Light and Power showed on
the sales at i22. This was the entire
stock list story.
A small lot Of Gas Sc, brought ITO,
Potomac Consolidated IS i0 and
Steamboat Sc los.
The $4,000 Brightwood e. will DO re-
deemed tomorrow by the Central Trust
Company, Of New York. They have
run twenty years.
Money In rather close but not In es-
pecially good demand In Washington.
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SPECIAL NOTICES
DRUdLEss HEALING.

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Of the BLOOD and NERVO-vITAL FLUIDS
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AGE Of the LUNGS or UTERUS. DISEASES
Of the SPINE. STOMACH. THROAT. EARS.
EYES, and NERVOUS DEBILITY from
oyERwoRK. WORRIES. DISSIPATION or
IT WILL BUILD UP THE WASTED.
sHRUNKEN. or UNDBvELOPED PARTS
OF the BODY and RESTORE NERVE
FORCE. VITALITY and HEALTH to the
NERVES: NERVE cENrDRs. BRAIN.
TISSUES and MUSCLES after ali other
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LADIES this system will CURE YOUR
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from every other source.
MY BOOKLET will give you Information
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PROF. II. N. d. PARKER. io22 9th ct n. ".
This "A II good for FIRST treatment.
TO WHOM 1T MAY coNcERN-Take notice
that the ceruhcats Of sale tor taxes for part
lot l3i, square 1890, washington, ID. c.. en-
a0h day Of March. 1905. issued to J. b.
Miller. has been lost or destroyed; and that
1 save applied TO the Commissioner, ID. C.,
to is0ie to me on the ID day Of October.
1919. q duplicate Of said certificate.
WIN. L. AMBROSE,
9Th and Il SITS. ". w.
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DIRECTORS:

George w. Gray.
William ID. Hoover.
George Howard.
Reginald 8. Huidekoper.
o. II. p. Johnsons
Thomas r. Jones.
Victor Kaufman,
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CHARCoAL-Phons Main sso7
Now 10 the time to order your CHARCOAL
for the winter.
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New York Curb Market.

Furnished to the washington Times
BY Hartman & Co.. New York; q. B.
Chapman. manager local branch. Colo.
RADIO building.
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LOST AND FOUND

FoUND-seven packages. 1 sweater. 1 veil, 1
pole, - umbrellas, ! badge, / watch fob,
ring. yalise. scarf. pins, . boxes.
pair rubSsrs' i Bag, ! buncheS Of keysi
BASKET, 8 hats, 1 suit case, old coin. WASH
INGToN TERMINAL, UNION STATION.
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FLOOR OILS

g. T. HUNTERS SANITARY DUsT-KILL-
ING FLOOR OIL contains olium and wax.
Keeps the floors clean and bright and gives
them q polished fnish. Good for your fur
niture. Try II. SOC gal, delivered. Used by
the u. 8. Govt and over 5000 families for the
last Is years. III Pa ave. N. w. n. 6iss
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dividual instruction in vocal and instrumen-
tai music by expert teacher. Phone M. s2Sa.
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WANTED-SALESMEN

Observation-Disclosures acquainted with
the retail grocery trade TO handle line OF
brooms made by the largest broom manu-.
TO the right party; applicants should give
full particulars regarding themselves as 70
experience. etc. Rox s, Times office.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1912-05-21
NEVER TOO OLD TO KISS
WIFE," ASSERTS JUDGE

Chicago, May 20.-A week from to-
day Frank Gore will appear in the
court of domestic relations to report
whether he still believes he is too old
to kiss his wife. The question was
given Frank to think about when Mrs
Gore, peeved with her husband, who
had ceased to caress her on the
gounds of advanced age, had him ar
rested for disOrderly conduct.
Frank refused to kiss me any
more. He did not seem to love me. /
reproached him, and there was a
row." Mrs. Gore explained to Judge
Goodnow. The judge looked inqufr-
ingly at Gore
Well, your honor" said the hus-
band, Il thought We were getting too
old for that sort of thing"
Never too old" said the judge.
Then he gave them a week to make
up" again.