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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-17
Please Read These Two Letters.

The following Mrs Orle Rock will prove how unws
II for women submit dangers surgical operation wben
may avoided by taking Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound
She in hospital and home suffering
Then after all that suffering Lydia Pink
hams Vegetable Compound restored her health
uEPE HER OWN STATEMENT.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-17
Witness Interviewed
About His Testimony.

the Titanic
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
DAVENPORT DIPPY
ON DUBS' SWITCH
PRODIGAL TOWN DESPERATE IN
EFFORTS TO INDUCE TRANS
FERRAL OF HUSTLERS.
AFTER CONSPIRACY OF 1911
Expect Rock Island to Take Three-Eye
Team?-Sentinert Seems to Be
All the Other Way.

Desperate is Davenport in its effort
to induce Dubuque baseball bosses to
deliver their Three-Eye franchise over
into the realm of Rock Island, for not
only is Dubuque's own team suffering
from the lack of loyalty of Hustler
fans but every team in the league is
being forced TO do a little digging in
order TO meet railroad fares to and
from the up-river Iowa town. In fact,
the sole topic of conversation over in
Davenport centers around the posi-
bilities of bringing those second divi-
sion HustIers down to the Island City,
boost the leagues chances of postpon-
ing that little swan song which is
gradually swelling in volume.
But while the burg across the creek
raves about the possibilities of get
ting Rock Island back into the fold
through the conspiracy in the fall OF
1911 and into which Davenport en-
tered, Rock Island sits quietly by and
watches with no more than passing
interest the troublous times which are
bobbing into view on the horizon of
the lampless circuit.
NO INTEREST HERE.
Rock Island interest in the league
is absolutely nil Having Travelled thrs
far without noticing any great vacuum
in the sports Of the day, the city is
well content to sit by and await the
fall of the Three-Eye, SO certain to
come before many more moons, and
then, in due course of time perhaps,
to be right in the nucleus of an en-
tirely new league.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
COMPARE WILLIS
WITH MARQUARO
Big Side Wheel Wiggler, For
merly of Three Eye Fame,
Picked as a Conner.
JUMP BALL LIKE RUBE'S
Has the Speed and Good Control for
Left Handler, Is WLdi-~ Work.
er and Is Biz.

You all recollect big Joe Willis
who used 20 lop them over the plate
for Decatur and Springfield in past
seasons Of Three Eye conflict? Well, a
correspondent 70 the Sporting News
says that he IL a second Rube Mar
guard. The wise ones have seen the
big side wheel wiggler show some
mighty brilliant flashes of form dur
ing his big league career under Roger
Bresnahan Of the St Louis Cardinals
and they insist that Joe will set the
big circuit affre when he rounds down
into steady form. Joe, after having
been tutored by Dick Kinsella and
Dick Smith, was disposed OF by the
former Three-Eye maRnate TO the ST.
Louis Browns. He was turned back
into the minor squad after a brief
trial, but later went up again. Now
he is apparently there 10 stay, for
anyone who can be compared with the
mighty Marquard sure must have the
goods up his sleeve.
HAS MARQUARD JUMPER.
Willis always was a willing worker
and they say that that quality in him.
together with his great speed will
land him among the top notchers. He
has n Jump bail that resembles some
what that of the record breaking Mar.
guard and for a left handler, he has
mighty good control.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
.2:22 TROT TO Be
A CRACKERJRCK
Six Horses Entered in Big Har-
ness Event of Tomorrow's
Turf Matinee.
TWO PACING RACES, TOO
Derby Race to Settle Personal Con-
troversy and Another for
Other Horses.

Six entries in the 2:22 trot for the
races tomorrow afternoon at the Expo
sition half mile track attest the popu-
larity Of that event in the program of
the afternoon and assure the turf fol-
lowers of a mighty fine race in that
number of the program. The fast
horses which have competed during
the previous meets are entered again
as are some other fast trotters. The
and some intense interest in the race.
In addition there are two pacing num-
bers in which nine horses in all are
entered. Then there are the two Der
bies, one of which is to settle a per-
sonal controversy between some lower
county horse owners, and the other,
a regular running race under the au-
spices of the Tri-City Driving club.
TRACK FIRST CLASS.
That the track will be in first class
condition is the statement of race
promoters. The recent rains have
! packed it so that it is as solid and
even as can be. Should 1t rain till
tomorrow morning and then be burned
for few hours by the sun, the track
would still be fast. The promoters
! look for the largest crowd of the sea-
son, and In fact, unless the record is
greatly augmented, the club will close
up its races for this season at least.
THE ENTRIES.
The entries for tomorrow's matinee
are as follows:
2:22 TROT.
lola West-T. c. Histed, New Bos-
ton.
Day HIS. Hoffbauer, Buffalo.
Judge Horker-F. McCullom, Rock
Island.
Red Clarence-A. Moosman, Moline.
Honors Princess-C. & r. Stable,
Moline.
Electia Gratton-A. Brady, Rock
Island.
2:35 PACE.
Josephine Hal-N. Warren, Hamp-
ton.
La Myerita-E. A Soub, Rock Is
land.
Alice Gintes-C. G. R. Stable, Moline.
! Jack BIS. Hoffbauer, Buffalo.
Pearl K.-N. Diessen, Rock Island.
FPS PACE.
Iris Rose-Ed Grier, Aledo.
Major Dahmus-N. Mier, Rock Is
land.
Lady B.-F. Johnson, Annawan.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

already awarded the fight to Morris.
The principals entered the ring at 10
o'clock. The gloves were too small
for Comiskey, and the $500 people
present waited 40 minutes until
others could be found. Round one
was called. They clinched; Morris
led right and left They clinched,
were again separated and Morris led
right and left again. Comiskey
dropped and took the full count.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
MORE TROUBLE FOR
CLARENCE ROWLAND

Troubles are heaping up on the stall
wart shoulders of Clarence Rowland,
manager and owner of the Dubuque
baseball aggregation, now navigating
the troublous waters of the Three-Eye
league with a broken oar. Sympathy
is due to Clarence right now as the
result OF injuries to Pitcher Ray Be
night, a recruit who arrived from
Austin, Mimi, only yesterday. Due to
an old injury, the recruits knee wob-
bled during practice yesterday and
Benight will be laid up for the rest
Of the season. He has been shipped
back home.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

Bold Reckless Daring and Dextey Of People sehoOed in
Art OF SeIfdefense and Reliance, showing their Native
In the Weapons, Natural ProWes and Careful Training,
60 which have added the fashionable Meadow Brook
Hunt and Field Sports with Hig-junping Horses, Hounds
and Athletes who will appear In Spirited Contests The
Whole Tremendous Exhibition Sweeping Panorama of
from Western Wds to Desert Sands. PIONEER PURSUITS
and PERILS mingled with FAR EASTERN EVENTS and
ATKoSPHERES, transporting the Senses oecident
to the Orient in Single Bound Depicting the Onward
Of Civilization and the Conquest of a Continent,
most familiar in frontier history, Col Cody
BuaO B"persOnaIy present to direct its every detail
and ticket admits 10 all.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
CENTRAL ASSOCIATION.
RESULTS YESTERDAY.
THREE-EYE LEAGUE.

Dubuque, 4 Decatur, 0.
oria-Bloomiugton, rain.
Quincy, 9: Danville, 8.
Davenport, 4; Springfield, I.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Chicago. 4 Boston, 2.
Pittsburgh, 8; Brooklyn, 2.
Cincinnati, 4; Philadelphia, 6.
st. Louis-New York, rain.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Philadelphia, "a; Chicago, o..
Boston, Al; Detroit, 10.
Washington, 2; Cleveland, 1.
New York, 2; st. Louis, 1.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Milwaukee, :; Indianapolis, 2.
Minneapolis Columbus, rain.
Kansas City, 6; Louisville, 3.
st. Paul, g; Toledo, (six innings).
WESTERN LEAGUE.
Omaha. 8; Topeka, 7.
Sioux City, 8; Lincoln, 8.
st. Joseph, Z; Denver, 6.
Des Moines, s; Wichita. 7.
CENTRAL LEAGUE.
Canton, e; Akron, 0.
South Bend, Al; Grand Rapids
So.
Fort Wayne, s: Terre Haute, 1.
Erie, go; GAINESVILLE, 5.
Wheeling, l Youngstown, 0.
Springfield-Da rain.
Wheeling. l; Youngstown, o.
CENTRAL ASSOCIATION.
Hannibal, 2; Monmouth, A Q2 inn
ings).
Kewanee, 4; Ottumwa, 5.
Galesburg, 5 Muscatine, 9.
Keokuk Burlington, rain.
Observation-Disclosures LEAGUE.
Wausau, S; Appleton, 9.
Racine, 2; Rockford, 0.
Green Bay, o; Oshkosh, g
Aurora, 2; Madison, l.
LLINOIS-MISSOURI LEAGUE
Pekin. 9; Champaign, 3.
Streator, 8; Kankakee. Z.
Canton, 8; Lincoln, 4.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
crease the number OF official solicitors
for the organization.
TROT FOR $4,000 PURSE
Helen Stiles and Dudie ArChdale
Matched to Meet at Cleveland.

Grand Rapids, Mich. July 49,
Helen Stiles and Dude Archdale
were matched for $4,000 a side for
a race to be trotted at the Cleveland
Grand circuit meeting. This match
grows out of the race for the Alcyron
purse here Tuesday, When Helen
Stiles won after Dude Archdale had
taken the first two heats.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
CARL MORRIS WINS BY K. 0.
Oklahoma's Original White HOpa
Puts COmiskey Away.

Sapulpa. Okla. July l3.-Carl
Morris, Oklahomas original White
hope knocked out Con Comiskey Of
Chicago early in the first round of
what was 10 have been a 15-roind
20 here Thursday last night. Adju-
tant General Canton, who was pres
ent at the command Ct Governor
Cruce to see that the fight was not
n bloody affair" then stepped into
the ring, but Referee RUDE Ferns had
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
PRIZE FIGHT ON A LINER
Passengers Raise Purse for Bout Be
tween Negro and Irishman.

Boston, July 3.-Passengers on
board the White Star Line steamer
Cymric which arrived yesterday from
Liverpool and Queenstown, enjoyed
a prize fight at sea last Tuesday. The
fighters were Edward Meffun, a west
coast of Africa negro, and John Nc
Laughlin of Dundalk. Ireland. Both
men are welterweights and are semi
professionals. A substantial purse
was raised among the men in the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

HZ2HE Greatest Exhibition of all time way
Novel, Features introduced with Unusual Scenic Effects
The Towering Tops OF Canvas Painted to Represent
Mountain Peaks and Landscapes, Creating impress
sion OF Great Valley In which Historical Performance
gen while the observer sits under the Shadow OF the Slipping
Hills, viewing the Scenes and Incidents of EARLY PIONEER
DAYS with all sieir THRILLING EPISODES World
Acts New Ideas and New Attractions typical OF the WILD
that lie between the Orient ard Cccdent, with Representative
Aboriginal Races Remote Countries and atiore Characters
CrOwding into Gigantic Arena all that human
can conceive in the Of Rational Amusement Ed;Ica
tona Value. Thus giving performance peculiar itself
Full OF Dang Originality and SpeiIbndng Interest, with
EVerchsngIns Scenes Acts and People from Every Cline and
Country covering the Sports Pastmes Pursuits and Peculiar
tiles OF all NstIOnaIities well the Military Maneuves
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

cabin and ring was pitched on the
steerage deck. The referee and time
keeper were cabin passengers, while
the seconds were friends of the con-
testants in the steerage.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
CORBETT'S TRAINER DEAD
Man Who Made Champion Succumbs
i'm New York.

New York, July l3.-Walter Wat
son, one of the best known boxing
Instructors in this country, is dead
at his home here, aged 60 years.
Watson came to this country from
London 2 years ago and took
charge Of the Olympic Athletic CLUB
OF san Francisco. His chief accom-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

When the stomach fails to perform
its functions. the bowels become de-
ranged the liver and the kidneys con-
gested, causing numerous diseases. The
stomach and liver must be restored to
a healthy condition, and Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets can be de-
pended upon to do it. Easy to take
and most effective. Sold by all drug
gists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
WOLGAST'S HAND BROKEN
Three Fractures Suffered in Battle
With Rivers

Los Angeles, July lad VOL
CASTS left hand was broken in three
places during his battle with Joe
Rivers at Vernon July 4. This was
shown by an X-ray examination which
the champion underwent yesterday.
Wolgast's hand had panied him con-
siderably since the fight. The Roent-
gen rays exposed three fractures.
two of which are said to be serious.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

plishment as a boxing instructor was
in training James j. Corbett.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

TWO EXHIBITIONS PAnY-2 tneadzHs
by rprO Canvas
o GssHa s,.ss Ces. GsHs
Drug Co Store corner Second Ave and 18th ST.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13

Minneapolis-The Poster Advertis-
ing association, holding its 22nd an
nual convention, decided not to in
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-13
LEAGUE.

indianapolis ....... 33 81 1867
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15

Any mainsprings that | put in
watches while in Oakley that break
or any other work that fails to give
satisfaction will be replaced free of
charge if sent to me at Burley.
! will also make to Oakley people
discounts on Watches and Jewelry
Adv. F. P. Shy, Jeweler
Representative David A. Taylor
was visiting in Oakley Wednesday
and Thursday of this week.
If you have anything to sell try a
Want Ad.
Every man admires an attractive woman
one with beautiful complexlon-but there
are many women who do not know the secret
of securing it-Midredina Cream Is many q
woman's secret for Identifying the complex
ion and giving the skin fresh, clear velvety
texture
MILDREDINA SPECIALITY CO.,
Boston. Mass
Advertisement.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15
Old Fashioned Dance.

The Old Fashioned Ladies of Oak
ley will give an old fashioned Ball at
the Anona Hall Tuesday evening
Nov. 18th. All are invited to come
and have good old fashioned time,
wear their old fashioned clothes and
dance the old fashioned dances. and
partake of old fashioned refresh
ments. SOC per couple, extra Ladies
zoe. All ladies not in old fashioned
attire viii not be permitted upon the
floor until after ii pm. Crane
March at $50. Proceeds to be USED
for Xmas charity.
The Old Fashioned Committee
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15

Messrs. A If Judd and j. A. Arbuckle
of Marshfeld were in town with a
load of onions this week.
W. A. Dahlquist who has been sick
for the last two months is just get
ting around again. He is still very
weak and is unable to do any work.
Field manager Geo. Richie reports
that with the exception of few
small pieces of beets that the crop in
this section is practically out Of the
ground and are being hauled to the
cars as fast as possible.
Miss Eva Boyle Linville of Burley
is visitor to our city this week on
business.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15
BIG SURPRISE TO MANY
In OAKLEY.

Local people are surprised at the
QUICK results received from simple
buckthorn bark, glycerine, ETC., as
mixed in Adler-i-ka, the German rem
edy which became famous by curing
appendicitis. C. Peterson, druggist
states that this simple remedy anti
septicizes the digestive system and
draws off the impurities so thorough
ly that SINGLE DOSE relieves sour
stomach, gas on the stomach and
constipation INSTANTLY.
Advertisement.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15
A Night of Terror.

Few nights are more terrible than
that of mother looking on her child
choking and gasping for breath dur
ing an attack of Group, and nothing
in the house to relieve it. Many mot
hers have passed nights of terror in
this situation. A little forethought
will enable you to avoid all this,
Chamberlain Cough remedy is g
certain cure for Group and has never
been known total, Keepit at hand
For Sale by Colpin Drug Co.
Advertisement
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15

For Rent-16O acres in Section IL,
Township 10, Range 81. Will give
reliable Party the use Of this land
one year for the clearing of same.
also want bid for clearing 20 acres
at once.
Address, Chas. Rayman,
1902 N. Clark st.
DIT Chicago, H.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15

WANT COLUMN.

Wanted to hire teams. Apply at
the Dam.
For Rent-First Class Office Rooms
Rate Reasonable. In the New David
son Building Inquire of DAVIDSON
Bros, Oakley, Idaho.
Fruit for Sale.
Choicest fall and winter Apples for
sale at very attractive prices. Also
some fine pears. See John Adams
Oakley, Idaho. Ms
Plenty of Money to Loan on unen-
numbered irrigated farm lands at 8%
No delay. c. A. Sunderlin, Burley,
Idaho.
One good pony for sale, Inquire of
H. H. Smith, Oakley, Idaho. 90
For Sale.-Ramboulett Bucks.
Inquire of John Garvin, Basin, Idaho.
Lost-One 212 year old red heifer,
with white face, branded - on left
ribs, and one yearling red heifer with
white face branded II OH left ribs,
Finder kindly notify Mrs. c. H. Kin
ney, Oakley, Idaho. 20
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15

Cream IL Is next TO an impossibility. DO try
MildredinA Cream today.
MILDREDINA SPECIALITY Co,
Boston, Mass
Advertisement.
w, G. Davis, superintendent of the
School Building and who is working
in connection with Architect Burton
E. Morse visited the building this
week. He is much pleased with the
work so far as completed, however,
the delay in getting it finished &C
cording to contract is not what he
would like but conditions have been
a little unfavorable for rapid work
oweing to lack of materials and bad
weather.
Mr.. Thos. Hull of Tabor, Canada.
the latter small town near Raymond
Canada, arrived in Oakley Wednes-
day of this week. He met his broth
er John Hull here after which they
both left with their families for Al
! mo, where they will both live togeth-
er on the large ranch Of John Hull.
While in town this week Chester
Harper, who now runs steam laun-
dry at Burley, opened an office here
and has placed Mr.. Dehashmutt in
charge of it The latter will receive
laundry from those desiring work
done in that line and will see that it
| is sent to the laundry and when re-
turned will deliver same to his Gust
omers again.
As stated elsewhere in this issue
they have secured quarters in the
Dahlquist Building.
d. O. Allen went to Almo Wednes
day morning for some household goods
which he left there when he came t.
Oakley last May. He expects to re
turn Saturday.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15
Declare War ON Colds.

crusade Of education which aims
hat common colds may become un-
rmmon within the nextgeneration'
les been begun by prominent New
ork physicians. Here is the list of
INT which the doctors say will prev
t the annual visitation of the cold.
t"Don't sit in draughty car"
"Don't sleep in hot rooms"
"Don't avoid the fresh air.
Don't stuff yourself at meal times.
7ereating reduces your resistance. "
To which we would add-when you
AXE cold get rid of it as soon as
ossible. To accomplish that you
Fill find Chamberlain Cough Rem
|dy most excellent. Sold by Colpin
brug Co.
Advertisement
Trusumi, photo-artist, last week
Installed in his studio, a large arc
amp which carries 125 volts. He
avs he got some dandy pictures, al
hough taken in the evenings and on
cloudy days. 22
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15

It lward r. Tuttle had his house
|heted last week which he built early
IS year on Poplar Street.
|ideece M. Harper visited the Basin
I'D last Sunday morning in the
Arrest of the Sunday School.
[e IN. H. G. Haight left for Warm
brings on a business trip first Of
Id week.
'st
FeValter Matthews leaves this week
Pm his mission to South Africa. He
\; been in Salt Lake visiting for
s,ile and his mother went down tc
xt him off on his journey.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-11-15

nv lady always admires n perfect com
plexion, and is ever anxious to attain this
end. But without the use OF Mildredina
Cream II is next TO an impossibility. DO try
MildredinA Cream today.
MILDREDINA SPECIALITY Co,
Boston, Mass
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-11-18

the ground I could see the marks
Of his feet where be hae stood while
be pushed and twisted The stick
through the clay. lie replaced the
gun. which would non be az Au sngls
90 BIZ a man IN the chest OF necE. he
stepped back. looking 20 seo n there
was = sign q iurkiug death to siaru
q passerby.
what happened I can only guess.
He may have slipped 90 The ois slaes
But n vas enough that be touched
the thread. and The trigger. oiled and
eased BY Warner iarred OF a. once.
u vas IN . manner suicide"
so that IL the explanation I said.
when be bad ended.
IL Il partly gaess-work. a. course."
Peace told ne. but I think yon vii
Ind that ! an rot far wrong xh~n
Fsntons trial comes on and. 70 save
his NECK. he makes . clean breast 81
his share IN the business"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-11-18

Mayor oaynor of New York sad
recently that az Ions a. rich men we're
permifted 70 drink On their clubs
sunday n was hard 20 stop ire poor
from drinking On aAioonA
Too many of ua" he said. 'tnclins
90 see q dlnerrnce between the rich
drlnker and me poor drinker.
one eveninG AZ 20 O'Clock o. there
ahouts two men were eesn % lurch,
arm IN arm. through the Iron lodge
safes 81 q mansion. They HiEHagged
40 the curved driveway. fen, rolled
down ths siopinE Lawn and finally
came ~ a stop in q I'D % tail and
gorgeous tulips.
who's thai one passerhy asxed
another
THAT'S Gobsa Uoids and his ehauf-
four the other answer
what's the matte with them
Mr. Code hna been dining ana
that blasted chauffeur has ben drink
inF aEain' "--Washinxion star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-11-18

ne householder hsd met soms
friends In The afternoon. says ths
Cleveland Plain Dealer. They we're
vrrv cd friends whom - had nut
seen Tor q year OF more. and he met
Them properly.
FFe atned with rhsni TOO them 90 the
train and then vent home In q taNL
as dear he said o. his wife.
George an Jim an ! wers dicusains
= should say discussing fiallyin SIT
eaten. Ifs VEN intere4tin' suhiect
Friend - mine rave me var map -
waIkT peuinaula an I thought 80
could Isok g. over ar gst ~ b-ar-
rae
De dreu q large sheet 20 paper ron
Hla inner pocket and with much xrav-
.ff spread Il acrusa the library table
- wlfe watching Aim curiousi1
Vow he said. Tess ir - ~ Adri-
aarie-1hat'H ksr e. siahuation" Ne
Unsteady nnrer fraveied Rwosn the
sheet and his unsteady syca followed
n Funniest map 7 ever saw. BE-
said. "Au crossed % an infsriined-
an ius look az those fearful names Z
"TFenry. said his wife vita much
ermness. ~vun must So rlEht 90 BED.
Thafs an OHIO ballot you've sat there
and ycu're holeing q upside duvrn'
Then Hsnrv went o. bed