The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-04


crowd. If he says, it's fine day. and
We say. IT amt he's apt to think he's
still on the bench an hand We
punch. Whin a man gets what Hogan
calls tn joodicyal timper it means
he's cross all tn time. SO p'rhaps l
wuddent haul thin back to publick
life. But I'd pretind | was goin' to.
Ivry wanst in while I'd give thin
dark look as much as to say; An
III get We, too, me good fellow If we
don't brace up An I'm tn boy that
can do it, An afther a while whin
! said How dye dor to him he
might say somethin' more ianyal thin
Thirty DAYS.
"Ye see, tbs this way, We mind lit
the Levy that was ilicted judge, He
was tn iunyor mimber iv tn firm Nv
/ lawyers that done all tn lagal wur-
ruk in tn common council FIR Gar
rity, tn big contractor. | guess he
wasn't much good to tn office, so Per-
| kins, his boss, made a judge Nv him.
| He was a pleasant man durin' tn cam
| paign, an there was a frind Nv mine
that wint crazy about him. His name
was Dougherty Dougherty cuddent
say too much about his frind Judge
/ Levy. He begun calm him Judge two
months befure tn Fiction. There's a
man that'll make a mark FIR himsit
says he. He's got tn fine constitu-
tional mind, he says, An pleasant
man an frind iv tn poor and down
throdden,' he says. Well, Dougherty
ilicted him, or anyhow thought he
did. an tn Judge leaped upon tn
bench. guess he made a good
Judge. Whin he stint a man down tn
road FIR forty or fifty years he al
wavs give him such a dhressin down
that tn pris'ner was glad to get away
where he'd be safe. His interpreta-
tons iv tn Constitution was grand.
It's funny about tn Constitution. II
reads plain, but no wan can undher-
stand it without an interpreter. This
here frind iv Doughertys thranslated
tn oil Constitution into Yiddish. low
German, Fr-rinch Rooshyan an arly
English.
Anyhow it was Dougherty's good
luck to have a case befure him. If
liver go into coort tn polish have tc
take me in in chains I'm a gr-reat
reader, an, as Hogan says, family
arity with decisions breeds contimp
iv coort. But Dougherty didn't know
an whin he'd stepped into a hole il
tn hure at tn facthry an broke hi
leg he got lawyer an sued Flanni
gan, tn owner. TIL lawyer toll
Dougherty that tn Taste Flanniga
wud have to do to square himsilf wa
to give him tn facthry an pair
goold crutches to hop to an fr' m hi
autymobill on. Dougherty got IS
proud over this here sudden flood
wealth that there was no talkin' t
him. If We asst him what he was DOH
he wud say, Lookin' afther me Law
suit as much as to say, 'Runnin' m
bank
well, sir, tn case come to thrill
an Dougherty wint to tn coorthous'
He thought his old frind seemed nea
= sighted, FIR whin Dougherty thried
= wave his handkerchief at him h
| honor motioned to tn coort atten
ant. Durin' tn examination this
nivolent monarch dhrew pitchers c
a pa-aper, but he showed two or thrt
times that he REMEMBERED Doughert
be sayin, Speak up, me man. or A
l. swer tn question or I'll lock We VI
Fin'lly whin all tn Evidence was
tn Judge motioned tn coort polismS
to throw Dougherty out, an tn
spoke as follows: This here ca
started Dougherty again Flanniga
but it's now me again congress, a
give tn verdick FIR mysilf, an if
, had Congress here I'd sind it to il
FIR passin' a law in favor iv this he
polthroon. I've half a mind now
ordher me bailiff to pinch tn Hou
of Representatives, tn Sinnit, an
President that signed tn law an ?
thin in tn basteel. TIL CONSTITUTE
says they had a right to- says Douf
j erty's lawyer. Eighty days FIR CT
timpt iv coort, says his honor.
: tn Constitution says so it niN
M meant it. What did the CONSTITUTE
say? l don't know, but undher
decision Nv Lord Justice Poke in
Eighth Elizabeth, man in Dough
tvs job was tn same as a horse
he can't've changed. Who liver heC
iv a horse collictin' damages? 1t "
be conthry to all tn rules Nv law
property says he, Dye mean to I
I'm tn same as a horse?' 81
Dougherty. That is ye'er stat,
says tn coort. Thin says Dough
ty, If I've got a broken leg Flannil
has right to shoot me an I'd
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