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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-24
e. E. W. Lislltner.

Camille Flamnarion. French as.
ard man Of letters h,,r,o-.
Isl. social lion ana ,nvsfic is y;l, ;r-
vi,ing the .mmuni,ion ~ his enemies
ny Tho making o: hooks. albei. he mas
nearly reached III. allotted 40. or
man IN the flesh, which is ,hree score
and ten wears. 4 few. v.are AGO ~
pear.d i;s .'Thn Nys,ar;as Of psvobtc
Fore" and quite recently TIE ~
known" tine jat1cr dealing wis ~.
possibility Of discover:ne ,ha n,;gin
Of life. tho ~7esnin- a. - +ba so,i &c
A separate en1i,v' holdiop ,ha, 10
rhcnorena which make Via ,eia-
graph. Telephone. wireless .e,eer,nb,.
toiopat?,v and s~pjritu.j;sr a,nnr
s-ra,ed facts win INC dn,..,o,man,.
a. -adi,f,, .ra al -
same psychic dvnar,;cs which is ,e.s-
Ing s,er t,. s.en Va ;n.i,,a.a aca,aa,
ancc win ,h. nrjrai tn-o. ,,.hhioL =
the ,naEnr an6 ranat.r ~ n.ariaE
and an iha, Is +, hem NV''A
Years ago an A,nerica, m.,.z;,.
published as a ser;.i ia .5 ~ nnns rnrs
The Erd nr Mo via >; =. W :
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rhou-h rr71ch nor sofa,o .md
orhcr nrod,,c-ions rs larr,srar 49,
la AS i'm nsynb;o ava 80"
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,crjal. ,bn fancv ~ ron ha;r.
hichss, order. ..rba rnd o W.. W.
Wo-ld' vas even more +aarso, 49,
The s.nnnd rlond ~. - - :, t.e-'
viss. nrohahlv onr ,,ns, a,,,a 80
popylar An1.rjcar u.ri..r az ~
mical topics. a s,or.. r.h;ch ha ~. o &c.
bee, ended as q serial :n n,a ~ ~,
cneaper of tie Aner;aan ~
The Kernel Of tho lates, nos.,.,a,n ~
Fla r;o, is 49, III ..n,t7 "
nov facing the great princ;nla mada
evident by ,ha ona,s,iop az ~ ,a1
which T have ,nsn,iarna 80 -
have made noss;hIe rsr -
coverjes, and ina, We arc =, - u..
Of exploration ~ ,he u,knna.n
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-24

SATURDAY FEE. -. -'l9.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-24
For President
THEODORE RoO>FN EFT.

For Delegates to National
Republican Convention
Vote For All TEN
J. II. WORST. Fargo.
&. {. GREGG Az. Fargo.
HENRY VALE. Devil" LAKE.
" CuRISJltNSO<. Towner
ToRGER .IN<ESS, Mtnoe"nukan.
J.. r. HYDE. Valley fHy.
u. j.. JJNDE. stanley.
NICHOLAS HAYES, Willisf"n.
ALFRED WHITE. Dtckins"n.
John W. SCOTT. Gflby.
For Presidential Electors
Vote For All Fi,et
ROGER 4LLIN. Park River.
A.. 6. CRANE. Jsmesfovp
~. VI. RREEN. W'olfOrd.
L.. 4. T0STENIN. Msndnn.
=. ". FERRIS, Medora.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-02-24
JOHN ~D...-L,NRs&N
HOWARD s. CANE

JOSEPH ooIUo4 pL pceNA7H dN4 D.-lWRssN Ho~ARo s SANE.
The first caring before Richard L. Hand commissioner appointed by Governor in New York INQUIRE
Int thee @ of FmH E. Brandt the former Nto Of banker Mortimer l. Ahn who was sentenced hH years
for the theft o to shkphs was stormy session. D clancy l cmeI for Nj S6 and Ho~dS Can
raj CNnoy and the District Attorney because Of the immunity it might ad nnh rom prosecution in ay rn
piracy action that night nnw Attorney NMu maintains that BnU based his meal for ENHp dem~yr
Iynrs tory to tn Governor concerning Mrs smr oned the witnesses was Police Lkmhnsnt wddndy
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
From Another Point of View
President SUMS term in

President little than
a Pekn
Wilson beyond doubt do they
kno o Wood?
playing hockey
like
old times
Clark is the for the Michigan Dem
ocr rally around
didn't
evenk now VIII married
of which $50;
caught that simply made
in reading the
William it. ueave it to William Aldenl Why not
the FreeP thought of that?
president have his chopped
might
China progressing at clip
troubled
William Alden Smiths unfang of concia
Roo
Welt: platform-al or and jobs for ALL
De
ties
made a dead heat
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
"NoeopY."


When we are I'm trouble, who comes
along just at the right time?
Nobody"
He's peculiar and funny cuss, this
Nobody" His hat Is the kind that
Nobody would wear and his coat
one that Nobody" could have any use
COR. and his cane Is just the kind that
Nobody" would choose. And strip
him OF his clothes, there Is Nobody
there.
We receive a perfect food Of In.
quiries about Nobody" from Con-
slant Reader and Vlrtas and Pro Bono
publico. but they are questions that
Nobody" could fully answer Tho
best we can do Is to make q try at IL.
Q-Who is he?
Ans.--Nobody in particular.
Q.-Where does he live?
Ans.-Nowhere.
Q.-What does he eatf
Ans.-Nothing.
Q.-Has he any brains?
Ans.-Thats something he keeps
under his hat.
Q.-Is he dissatisfied?
Ans.-On the contrary. Nobody" ID
satisfied.
To go ahead and tell you every
thing we know about him will not take
long. He is a mysterious member o!
society and somewhat OF a nuisance
1t is he who stole the jam. who struck
Bill Patterson, who has seen Kelly
and who understands what the wild
waves are saying.
He is also good deal of a martyr
for iu ha Whn Uanaral1v han0A.
| for the many atrocious murderers that
are committed. Well, we can't be
very sorry for him since the evidence
always puts the blame strongly upon
him. Still he has virtues. He and
George Washington always told the
truth. He never made a mistake, does
his duty always, pays his taxes will
ingly and is always helpful. To throw
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
THE DUTY OF ORGANIZED LABOR

Far more serious effect the future Oh
nniou labor than the of the Detro
under arrest with dynamite conspiracy or whether they
Get hail charge of District Attorney Charles W Miller In
Indianapolis Of the Bridge and Structural ronwkers mao
fun knowledge operations Of the McNamaras and Mechanical
disposition at the meeting this week Of the Detroit fed
according the reports Of that meeting TO cruse inc
court for fixing Murphy and wahme the indicted Detroit
unionists at $1,000.
The sentiment meeting however that the men ee
serve punishment guilty suggests endiness that the
local this sentiment Its conde
or Of the cases the individuals involved and onhne its at
non to the big question finds union labor general
trial. -,
II the charge of the attorney the president OF the Inter
national Association of Structural and Bridge Workers Frank
RYAN and the executive about and
e reign Of terror worked by the Mcsng and others IN
~ the sooner the Labor EPELs the structural
Detroit Federation Of Labor
The national body altogether slow taking action
re Of the McNamara confessions story of McManga
II would have and satisfying to those who be-
ev unonm and who have stuck by and defended
had the barring gigantic conspiracy against property from the
American Federation of Labor
In which suggestion conviction the rank and
fle among the representatives Of unionism in this city
without sympathy the public the OF organized labor can
succeed.
To pu sympathy organized labor must hst retain the
and public which organized labor will NOT be
able do mpathes and all possible aid to the gov
eminent getting about the structural and bridge WORK
e union bringing punishment the heads of the guilty
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

Its progress that which we call civili-
Zation, 1t has, consciously or no,
adopted as the basis OF civilization
the principle and law OF universal har-
mony
Society exists subject to law and
order. Sound morals are an essential
factor Of that law and order. Legal
maj rage and fidelity TO the ob1ga-
tons OF the marriage covenant are as
necessary TO the working.out OF the
life problem OF civilized man IN the
aggregate as two times two are
four" is to the working-cut of any
problem in mathematics.
The man who says Il defy conven-
tion'-in other words. Il am inde-
pendent of law and order"-is
short.sighted being, truly. He wants
the protection of the policeman on
the beat. doesn't he? He Is ready to
go to law" " he thinks himself
wronged In some way. He wants to
walk about orderly streets, and ride
in safe railway trains. and live a pro-
.tected, harmony-governed life-but he
will defy convention" when 1t con-
flicts with his prejudices or his pas
sions,
A pretty world he would have TO
live in, il all his fellow beings also
"dcfied convention" in their sexual re-
lations, and in such other ways as
might please them!
Humanity moves along, and as II
does it's problems il says. as 1t mas
learned to say, two times two Is
four"
Now and then come these poor
aouIs who find nrinciDle ia standing
in the way OF selfishness. AS they
seek TO work out their problem, they
cry Two times two may be four, Tor
the rest OF the world, but for us two
times two shall be Ave!
God help them There is nothing
to prevent a man, or woman from
standing at a blackboard and cover
| ing il with two times two Is fve.'
But there is no place In Infinite truth
for error. and il Is self-eliminated. II
destroys itself, and with itself. quite
often, the mortal who sought TO sub
stitutc It for two times two Is four.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
Two Times Two Is Not Five

there, sooner or later. It will be an
ugly. or at least, wretched story. 1t
ALWAYS is.
Why?
Because two times two lie not five,
and never will be.
All these people have proudly and
va,ngloriously 'dehed convention"
They have declared they will live
their own lives" regardless of "the
world"
convention" "The world" >These
they say they def. And what do they
really defy--or seek to defy? Law and
order.
They are going to "live their own
lives" regardless Of law-aHa- order
This universe is governed by a
fixed principle OF eternal and infinite
harmony. That principle Is expressed
i'm every exact science. II governs
the science of mathematics. Because
of the unvaryingness OF that principle,
two times two Is four-always four.
Never three, never five.
AS the human race has developed in
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

In New York a man and a woman
committed suicide together. The wo-
man had deserted her husband tor
this man, lived with him, and married
him after her husband got a divorce
IN Newark, N j., a man has Deen
sentenced 10 death for poisoning MS
wife in order TO be free to marry MS
stenographer The latter threatens
to lill herself in case the man Is
executed
In Chicago a man left his wife, ana
a woman husband recently
live in open guilt together. This ac-
ton was defended by the man, In
long newspaper statement.
The wife of a well-known author Is
living ina hut in the 5ackwoods OF
New Jersey with gentleman VINO
claims to be poet, and who, the lazy
AYERS, is her 'soul-mate.
The first-named couple have finish,
ed their story. so far as this worid
goes. The second pair are In fair
wav 70. Regarding the others, watch
the newspapers. Fhe finish will be
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

enough to be distinctly heard. He Is
the only individual who loves some
people. but the goldfish. Yea, he can
even safely trust human nature. oh.
he Is accomplished, too, is Nobody"
He can catch old birds with chaff apd
make a purse OF sow's ear. mot
that he needs purse, because he can
get along without money! He can
decide when doctors disagree, he com.
prehends eternity. and is immortal
And we almost forgot-he believes
Taft will be reelected.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
Brides Love of a Clay Pipe

Rather than give up smoking her
cherished clay pipe, an Irish bride
named Johanna Wood has left the
worfhouse at Fayershans Vent Her
husband, who was also an inmate OF
the workhouse, has left with her.
with, careless disregard OF the
fact that they were both practically
destitute, the man and woman, whose
ages are respectively 81 and 40, were
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

married Dec. IL. The honeymoon was
spent at the workhouse
Mrs. Wood" stated one OF the
workhouse officials, seemed to find
her greatest source of pleasure In to-.
bacco. She smoked a clay pipe and
would not have parted with it for any.
thing. On being taxed with smoking
in the workhouse she said: i cannot
do without my pipe; L have. smoked
since | was a little girl She was
told that she must either give up
smoking or leave the workhouse She
elected to take the latter course and
left with her husband. London Mail.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
BY c. w. oovIer.


A is for Aldrich.
Whose financial schemes
Aim TO get money
From everyman's jeans.
B is for Bryan,
Who's not In the race.
But he may turn UP yet
In the very first place.
C il for Cannon
And long slim cigars,
And cuss words and speeches,
But not church bazars.
DIS for Dalzell,
OF Carnegie's court,
Who spends his time holding
The standpatters' fort.
E Is for easy
and big gobs Of tears;
We send men to congress,
Then kick for two years.
F Is for Fairbanks
And famous cocktail,
And a nature so frigid
'Twould freeze up. a whale
G is for Guggenhefm.
OF Alaska coal fame;
Western folks SILVER
When they hear his mama
II is for Hearst,
A modest young thing.
AT running the nation
He'd Hike to be king.
''l' is for Teddy.
In whom as" abound
The me. him and II
On political ground.
is for Johnson,
Who halls from the west.
As the golden states ruler
He's one OF the pest.
X is for Kern,
With whiskers to smoker
He's from Indiana
And can't see q joke.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
A Budding Politician.

what makes you think the LADY is
going to be a great politician asked
the young mother, anxiousiy.
II tell YOU" answered The young
father, confidently; che can say more
things that sound well and mean moth
ing at all than any kid ever saw
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
Who's Who In The Comics
ny FRED scHAEFER.

a little more light on the latter state
ment, what you leave for Everybody
To do Nobody" does.
Some eccentric qualities he also
has. He believes DR.. Cook really dis
covered the North Pole. He Is the
only person who will admit that OPP
portunity knocked at his door louc
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
I'VE WOULD LIKE TO BE THE JUDGE
There is a man
Did we say a MAN!

There prisoner the county JAIL held under the federal white
slavery awaiting action of the grand jury the SPECIFIC charge
against induced 19yearold girl to leave her home and
paren in Providence Island this city, through
of when she arrived in Detroit he refused to
marry her and her aside for another woman
The name O. the prisoner is Isadore Rosenberg.
The girl story few days police court where Rosenberg
was having hearing brought him. and this is
Of IT.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
A ProvIdent Maid.

Impecunious Lover-Be mine.
Amanda. and you will be treated like
an angel.
-Maiden-Yes, suppose
so. Nothing TO eat and less TO wear.
No, thank you.-Tit-Bits.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

Ages before the Roman empire. pc.
roleum was used by the Egyptians.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

when he loving
wife declaring he
In HE SO far as to take me
rabbi
and signed
before arrived and AFTER learned
from pocketbook and later learned that he
hadsp
m staying made him give i back to me- - - . -.
liked Tim from ne
he said that ne loved me- and that some day
love letters first few weeks ago was
invitation until the fourth letter arrived
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

Durn ri7Ty proceedings in the case in the United States
oourt THURSDAY collapsed and tainted while the
witness stand
carried from the Rosenberg smiled and laughed
Detroit Michigan who is the true son Of mother
this and fail
such wish the place the judge the when
the time comes to pronounce sentence this fellow
ourselves would let the law take its course but before
letting him get sentence would him
to the girls said to be the Detroit giving him the
privilege Of taking daughters betay small and amending
the Marquis Quenbuy rules to permit Of its being
aHair
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

Relle-I told him never to attempt
TO kiss me again.
Nell--And did he?
Belle-No, he didn't.-Philadelph
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
The Political Alphabet

LIS for LaFollette.
The man Of 'em all;
He's always alert
When common folks call.
NJ is for Morgan,
Whose gold rules the earth
And oft makes president
Squirm In his berth. 4
N is for Nobody.
He's the one guy"
Who can give the horse laugh"
To the high-living cry.
O's for O'Gorman.
A friend Of the stork;
He has thirteen children
And halls from New York.
P is for people
You, him and T.
We vote for reform
But get black eye.
Q IL for Gutter,
You know him. all right,
When YOUR bills in congress
He sinks out OF sight.
r is for Roosevelt,
Clubs and big sticks,
All sorts OF rumors,
And political tricks.
8 Is for Smoot
OF Mormon church clan,
Who represents" Utah
On standpatter plan.
T is for Taft,
And a smile not content,
For he's worried about
The next president
U is for Underwood,
Who always stands pat,
(He.d be liked very we'll
q II It wasn't for that.
v 10 for victory
Which party men see,
Till election day sends them
To obscurity.
WIS for Wilson,
The Peoples bell-ringer.
A Jersey muskeeter,
six-cylinder singer.
X II the mark
You put on your ballot
To show which man suits
Your political palate.
Y is for yell
Which we do mighty quick
When our candidates ballots
Are piling up thick.
rs Just for /.
And the end OF our verse,
And to tell you the truth,
We couldn't do worse.
Lost Control.
Reed-Did you hear about my neigh
Dor losing control of his automobile7-
Greene-No, didn't.
well. he did. The sheriff's got 1t
now.-Yonkers Statesman.
Good Reason.
"Why are you SO sore on that emf
nent millionaire? He has done some
good things"
81 was one OF Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
Arkansas raises one million bales
of cotton, worth $75,000,000.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17

Arkansas raises one million bales
of cotton, worth $75,000,000.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
Good REASON.

''Why are you so sore on that emf
nent millionaire? He has done some
good things"
Il was one of them."-Washington
Herald
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
Lost Control.

Reed--Did you hear about my neigh
Dor losing control of his automobile7
Greene-No, didn't.
well. he did. The sheriff's got It
now.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Detroit times., 1912-02-17
Poor Jacki

Nell-why are you SO angry with
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-11
LOrimer Cannot Give
Much Time To
Islands
BY C. S. ALBERT.

Special BullUti IN Correspondence
WNSIINGTON. y G., Mar "a
tentative decision has been reached to
not in,ruducu the kuu railroad hill at
this session of Congress. Tho reason
is that the opposing factions seem I'M
able to- find any common ground ON
which they can unite in urging tn"
project In addition. It appears i'm
probable that much viii Ice accom-
pltshcd i'm the way of perfected lcris-
nttou for Hawaii before adjournment
Tho House has manifested q DISPOSE
tiuu t. help out in that direction, hut
IT,, Senate seems di~inCliuud to tax"
mp any pending propositions and s"-
riuu~ly consider them.
In Various quarters there Is r"nstd-
rrnhlr criticism Of senator lurimcr'S
attitude as chairman Of the committee
ON Pacific islands and Porto Rico. lie
is - busy defending his title I" seat
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-11
VOLCANO UNDER
PANAMA CANAL?

There has been wild story going
Tia" rounds that the many lundSlidcs
that have happened In connection with
the Panama Canal are trHCcahlr To- u
sumkcn volcano In close proximity to
the canal.
There l. but slight foundation for the
rumor that u slumb"ring volcano rests
under the Panama Canal cmdHngcriug
that great enterprise, according to Dan
st clair, superintendent of cement
construction on the canal. who is now
in Boston
Il can understand how that report
Oriuiuatrd." said Mr.. st. clair. 1T ha.
been known for some tlrnc that Ignite
north Of Culrbru cut has been smoIdrr-
ing. but the engineers are not greatly
concerned about it,
'rhr public may he sure that il any
apprehension existed in governmental
Circles Colonel G.. ". Gucthuls would
have said So
"'rhis Ignite or low grade coal. il
no doubt there in considerable guam
tity. aud one reason why the ongin-
GERS have not put out the lire is he
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-11
HAWAII MATTERS BEFORE
CONGRESS MOVE SLOWLY

in the Senate. looking after the April
primaries in Illinois and managing his
chicago banking interests that hut lit
tie Of his time Is availahl" for taking
up matters pertaining locally to lla-
wait In fact. there be many people
who would not object to another Sen
ator being selected rs chairman Of tn"
committee having charge Of Hawaiian
lngislntinn.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-11
SUCCESSFUL FEMALE FARMER,

Mr.. John rummius % burlington,
Mass, owns ana runs Il farm of NOR"
than four hundred acres ON II she
''dses every year uhout two thousand
hUus about three hundred tons 81 hl'
aud ldrg" crops Of veg, tables. besides
She has II lnrg" herd Of coz, nEd q
,uusidcruh" orchard
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-11
Eva Fourth Class Pos,otfice.

\ notice has been issued 10y the
Postotlicc Department here that Eva,
Hawaii, viii hereafter he fourth
class money order office A commits
sion to that erect has been issued for
Postmaster james - Davidson.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-11


Jones made monkey q Mike when
1t como to science. but he didn't end
any rounds. He'd dance around tn
big fellow and peck at him, but with
no more success than If he'd been "A
fly. Mixed miss tn most Of his leads,
hut every once in whit" he'd land
one. and thatd end that round.
Il have to admit Jones was game.
Tie took some awful punishment. hut
he never whimporcd. In the four
tconth round Mike broke three q tn
Britishcr's ribs. but he kept on grim
MIN. Mike won In the tw"nty-s"vcnth
round by landing his right ham on
Jones jaw. You could have heard tn
crack for mile. Jones wasn't put
out. but he couldn't continue.
"W"Il my hoy. there was some OK
citcmcnt after that"
Did Mike retain the Champion
ship" asked cos.
"Or course not" said Kelly He
kept on lighting tin h" got good
licliiu'. That's what happens to all
who think they can come back. That's
why | want to stick around for u while
to ~" IL IN latest man to throw his
hat into tn ring Is goin' to show that
he's tn exception to tn rule that
worked for sullivan, Corhctt, Jcn and
tn rest
ITS going I" h" good mill, Jimmy.
Hnd may | he there to see"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-11
slogan my HAT IS IN
THE RING" MIKE M'COOL'S

hairy paws that had been picklcd for
weeks
soon they were at it. Prize lightin'
was mans job in those days, Jimmy.
There was no such thing as gloves.
They fought with their bare dukes.
And they had none q this thing q
three minute rounds with one minute
rests \ round was ended when II man
was knocked down Then his seconds
dragged him to tn corner and tried
to bring him around in minute.