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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30

Swedish Telephones and Street Cars
1t is not wise to give all the time in
Stockholm to pleasure. There is much
to be learned there. A marvellous sys-
tenn Of telephones. one owned by the
government and the other by private
company, making it possible for any
one to communicate from anywhere in
the kingdom to anywhere else for
trifmg fee, is we'll worth studying.
Street cars that are never overcrowd-
ed are another surprise You can
stand on the platform If you are so
minded, but if you do you cannot en-
ter the car. There are SO many sit
places and so many stand places, and
when they are all taken you wait for
the next car.-~HarFer's Weekly.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
GHOSTS OF THE DEEP SEA
Phantom Ships That Are Said to
Reappear at Times of
Great Storms.

The number of phantom ships is
legion. Several of the vessels which
were wrecked in close proximity to
the scene of the Titanic disaster are
even said to reappear in the same
spot on certain occasions. The Pack
ct Light is one Of these and the story
runs that whenever a storm is threat
ened ball Of fire energies from the
spot where the ship sank, which
presently forms itself into the shape
OF vessel and then sinks and dis
appears.
King George V. and his brother, the
late duke Of Clarence, when on their
cruise IN the Bacchante from 1879 tc
1882 are stated to have seen the phan-
tom of the Flying Dutchman and the
duke mentioned the fact in his diary
under date of July II, 1881.
a three-masted frigate Is said to
haunt the English channel in the vi.
cinity Of the Over lightship whenever
a gale or snoWstorm is threatened
Hundreds of people have declared thsX
they have seen the apparition and
ASNtO bhC CiIe6 OIL Inc SnOSLIy pas
se1gers. 1t Is sometimes said to be
Inc phantom of the training ship
EGrydice, which went down off the
Isle OF Wight on March "a, 1873, in
yoiVing the loss of about 200 lives.
There are host OF vessels which
have not been heard of since they
sailed, but one of the most marvellous
stories concerns the Marie Celeste,
French passenger sailing ship. She
was sighted by the British ship High
lander on October 4, 1875, and in
reply to the signals gave the answer
AIS we'll" Two days later when
sighted she did not reply. She was
boarded, but not living or dead per-
son was found on board
Everything was in perfect order,
luncheon was laid in the saloon, the
personal belongings Of the passengers
ana crew were intact and a bottle of
medicine was found upright on the
CAPTAINS locker. The log had been
Kept down to the previous day, but
there was no entry to account for the
mysterious disappearance of all on
board Nothing was heard afterward
OF any Of the passengers and crew.
London Standard.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
PREDICT A TARIFF WARFARE.
Many Think United States and Ger
many Will Have Trade StruuoIe.

Berlin, Aug. 27.-No reply has been
received from Washington by the Ger
man government to it's cabled inquiry
concerning the reported decision Of
the United States government to i'm
pose countervailing duty on importa-
tons of wheat and rye -four and split
peas from Germany The German gov
eminent therefore has not announced
its policy in the matter
The action of the United States is
generally regarded here as merely an
other step in a little German-American
tariff war which started with the pa
per pulp duties and was followed by
by German action excluding the Uni
ted States from the benefits of the
Swedish and Japanese treaties under
the most favored nation clause.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Radium.

Among scientists, it is very general
~ conceded that the discovery of radi,
um gave to the world one of its most
interesting and unique riddles. After
all the cranks, as we'll as the geniuses,
had failed to produce a perpetual mo-
ton machine; after all the alchemists,
and their scientific successors, the
chemists, had failed to change any
single chemical element into another,
and the world had settled down to the
belief in the impossibility of achiev-
ing either u these aims, the discov-
cry of the phenomena Of radio activity
seemed to show the fallacy of the con-
clusion in both cases.-Popular Me
2hanics
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Secretary of Navy Ill.

New York, Aug. 2S.-Secretary of
the Navy George Won L. Meyer is re-
ported to be i'll on board the dispatch
boat Dolphin, on the way from New
York to Newport.
The secretary arrived at the Brook
Ign navy yard on the Dolphin Monday
Word was sent ashore that Mr.. Never
was not in good health.
L was said at the navy yard that the
nature of the secretary's illness was
not known, but it was not believed to
be serious. Mr.. Meyer was seized with
e. slight attack of typhoid in June and
has not been in full health since.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
EDWARD S. PARKINSON DIES
Federal Court BaIiff and Former
Madison Chief of Police Sue
cunbs After Operation.

Madison.-Edward S. Parkinson,
aged SO, chief of police here in 1896
and bailiff in the United States fed
eral court for the last twelve years,
died at the Mayo hospital, Rochester,
Mimi, following an operation for
cancer. Mr.. Parkinson had been
prominent in public life during the
thirty years he had made his home in
Madison and has held offices of trust.
He was council commander of the
Madison lodge of the Woodmen4 of
the World and was a member of the
Blue lodge of the Masons. Burial
will be in Madison.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Rush of Business,

Hard Worker-Well, Jim, there's a
Job for you at last Boss told me to
tell you to see him at 10 tomorrow,
sharp.
Hard Loafer-Can't go. I've prom
Used to carry the flag in the unemploy
ed procession tomorrow. = London
Opinion.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Woman Meets Tragic Death.

Kenosha.-Mrs. George A. Pugh,
wife of a prominent physician, and
one of the best-known women in the
social life of the city, met almost in
slant death in collision between an
automobile and delivery wagon.
The thill of the wagon came through
the glass wind shield of the automo-
bile and pierced Mrs. Pugh just be-
low the heart. She died soon after.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
100000 GEMS AT BALL.
Vanderbilt Affair Is Most ExtraVagant
Ever Seen in Newport

Ever Seen in Newport.
Newport, R. l., Aug. 26.-The fancy
dress ball which Mr. and Mrs. Cor
nelius Vanderbilt gave at their splen-
did residence Peaudieu, on Friday, will
go down in history as the most extrav-
agant affair of its kind ever seen in
Newport.
It's whole tone and color was of the
effete east; distinctly oriental. The
dance cost $4,000, it is estimated by
the few fashionables here. They es
innate, too, that the women whose
grace and beauty adorned the occasion
wore $10,000,0O0 worth of jewels. Dia-
monds, pearls and rubies glittered
even in the heels and on the buckles
of the golden slippers that encased
the women's twinkling feet
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Teachers to Meet at Eau Claire.

Eau Claire-The annual meeting
of the Association of Northwest Wis
consin Teachers will be held here on
Oct. Is and 10. This association has
come to be one of the biggest in the
state, and it is expected that it will
enroll 1000 members this fall
Among the speakers will be Supt.
Pearse of Milwaukee and State SUI
perintendent G.. P. Cary.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
HUNT PIRATE MOTOR BOAT.
Milwaukee Police Trace Plumber ano
Murder Clues.

Milwaukee, Aug. 27-A pirate motor
boat which, the police say, has been
leaving murder and plundered vessels
in it's trail, is at large on Lake Michi-
gan.
For several days special police
boats have been working Oh the case,
but no arrests have been made The
pirate boat is a small craft of exceed
ingly great speed The members of its
crew make their hauls and get away
SO swiftly that they can't be followed.
1t is said that the pirates have sew
eral rendezvous about the lake, but
that their headquarters are in the
northern part of Wisconsin.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Notnino TO 1t.

The Squirrel Hill blonde and the
GUESSING ethical questions.
Il wonder if girls ever propose?"
Il doubt it"
Then you think there's nothing In
this leap year business?"
Not thing. A man who would let
q girl propose to him would be small
enough to refer her to his father"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
AMERICANS HELD FOR CASH.
Mexican Rebels Carry Away Two Into
Mountains of Sonora.

MEXICAN RebeTs Carry Away TWO INTO
Mountains of Sonora.
FL Paso, Tex, Aug. 27.-An Ameri-
Fan coming from the Dolores mining
district of Sonora brought the informa-
ton that two Americans, whose names
he could not learn, had been overpow-
cred and carried away from the Mula-
tos mines. where they were employed,
and are being held in the Sonora
mountains by the rebels until ran
somed.
The Americans are being slowly
starved to force them to send an W
gent message to the Mulatos company
officials in the United States for $40,-
900 ransom. A rescue party is being
considered at Douglas.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Postnna sters Not Confirmed.

Washington, d. C.-The presiden-
tial nominations of Wisconsin post
masters that failed of confirmation
during the session are: Robert A.
Mcdonald, Grand Rapids; Fred w.
Kubasta, Merrill; w. A. Jones,
Oconomowoc, and Charles ]. Lin.
quist, Rio.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
u. S, BATTLESHIP DISABLED.
Alabama Unable TO Take Part In Tar
oct Practice by Fleet.

Norfolk, Va, Aug. 27.-The battle
ship Alabama will be unable to take
part in the target practice at Tangier
sound this week, because the big guns
in the forward turret cannot be moved.
The Alabama will be sent to Norfolk
or Philadelphia for repairs. Ships of
tie Atlantic fleet will use a skeleton
mast erected on the hulk Of the old
battleship San Marcos as a target.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Methods of Resuscitation.

The American Medical association
is to make a study Of methods of re
suscitation from electric shocks.
Many eminent physicians and cleo
trical engineers are to cooperate in
the investigation, which it is hoped
will have important practical results
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
BARROW MUST STAND TRIAL.

Court Rejects Motion to Dismiss Balm
Bribery indictment.
Los Angeles. Cal, Aug. 2S.-Tbe mo-
ton of Clare1ce S. Darrow's attorneys
to dismiss the indictment charging the
former CHIEF counsel of the McNama-
1as with the bribery of Robert Balm,
the first juror chosen to try James B.
Mcnamara, was denied on Monday by
presiding Judge Willis of the superior
court.
The attorneys for Mr.. barrow, and
the defendant himself, were obviously
disappointed at the adverse ruling Of
the court.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
ASKS FOR JoHNsoN's RECALL.
California Governor Accused of APP.
proving Improper Legislation.

proving Improper Legislation.
San Francisco, Aug. 28.-A petition
for the recall of Gov. Hiram Johnson
has been put in circulation here by
Alva Udell, an attorney. Udell can
not be found. Investigation failed to
show that he had any powerful sup
port in offering the petition. One Of
the charges made in the petition is
that Governor Johnson approved leg
islation intended to foster land grab
bing by wealthy individuals. Udell
led a demonstration against the re-
lief corporation of San Francisco in
the disorders following the great fire
of 1906.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
GETS WORLDS AUTO RECORD.

Spencer Wishart Sets New Mark for
200 Miles at Columbus.
Columbus, O., Aug. 27.-Sweeping
all records from rs miles on up to 200
miles before him as he went, Spencer
Wishart, driving a 60-horse power
Mercer car to victory, here, in 200
mile race before 10000 persons,
established a new world record for 200
miles on dirt track, fixing it at three
hours, % minutes and Is seconds.
His prize was $1,000 and silver
trophy.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
barrow Must Stand Trial,

Los Angeles, Cal, Aug. 2S.-The mo-
ton Of Clarence S. Darrow's attorneys
to dismiss the indictment charging
him with the bribery Of Robert Balm
was denied by Judge Willis of the SUI
perior court Monday.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
EMPEROR WILLIAM is Ill.
Suffers From Cold and Cancels His
Trip to Saxony.

CasseI, Hesse-Nassau, Aug. 27.-Em-
peror Williams cold apparently is
more severe than at first supposed 1t
is announced that his majesty has
given up his plans to see the army
mareuvers in the province of Saxony
and attend the festivities arranged in
his honor by the Saxon court The
emperor will be represented at these
functions. by Crown Prince Frederick
William The kaiserin is declared to
be i'll also and to have Cancelled her
social engagements.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
LIGHTNING Kills Six.

St. Louis. Aug. 27-Six persons were
killed and eight others seriously in
jured by lightning, which accompanied
a severe electrical storm, here Sunday.
Much property damage also was done
on both sides OF the Mississippi river.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Picnir Train Wreck Kills.

Decatur, ILL.,, Aug. 27.-An east-bouno
excursion train over the Cincinnati,
Hamilton & Dayton railway, carrying
200 passengers, was ditched by bro
ken rail near here Sunday One was
killed and many injured.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Youno Girl Badly Burned

Gary, Ind, Aug. 28.-Miss Ethel
Smith, nineteen years old, lies at the
point of death at her home in Cald-
we'll as the result Of burns sustained
Monday while riding double on a mo-
torcvcle with her sweetheart
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Knox Sails for Japan,

Seattle, Aug. 26.-Secretary of State
Knox, Mrs. Knox and Ransford Miller,
chief of the far east division of the de-
partment of state, sailed Friday on the
cruiser Maryland for Japan, where he
will attend the funeral Of the emperor.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Chicago Aup % /

chicago, Aug. Is, lYI2.
Cattle - Beeves, 5.85 01O.6O;
stockers and feeders, 43O@7.4O;
COWS and heifers, 2.75@S.2O; calves,
6.5001O.25.
Hogs-Light, S.30@9.OO; heavy,
S.00@8.85; rough, S.O0@8.2O; pigs,
6.000S.15.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
TheorieS-

81 met Mugs the other day and he
certainly has strong, masterful ideas
about managing women. BY the way,
why is he still in the city,"
His wife won't let him live in the
suburbs any longer"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Five Killed in Train Wreck.

Ell Paso, Tex, Aug. 9z-Three men
were killed and the traffic on the Ell
Paso and Albuquerque line OF the
Santa Fe's system was blocked by
collision Sunday tramp and
track walker were also killed.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Said "Nor Manv Times.

Kate-That Bragson girl asserts
that she has made thousand refusals
Of marriage.
Ethel-That's true. When Gus ask
ed her to be his wife she replied: mo,
a thousand times, no."
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
AGED 70, He Dies on GaIIows.

Nashville, Tenn, Aug. 2S.-George
Rose, seventy years old, was hanged
here Monday. Rose was convicted of
the murder of a neighboring planter,
J. M. Miller, in McMinn county. One
of Roses sons is in prison for murder
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
schwab Robbetl of $4,000.

Loretta, Pa, Aug 27.-While en-
route from New YorR to his summer
home Sunday, Charles III. SchWab.
president Of the bethlehem Steel COM
pany, was robbed of a wallet contain
ing s. ,0VO.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Gunboat Vicksburq DAMAGED.

Washington, Aug. 28.-The gunboat
Vicksburg, scouting off the west coast
of Mexico to watch the revolutionists,
put into Magdalena bay Monday with
a hole punched in her hull by a
broken propeller
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Albanian Massacre Serious.

Vienna, Aug. 27.-Dispatches re
ceived here Sunday tell of the massa-
ere by Albanians of practically al the
Servian population of SienitZa and
Bielopolis, Macedonia. Novibazar Is
threatened and Servians are fleeing.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Mrs. Clarence Msckay Is Injured.

Pittsf1eld, Mass, Aug. 26.--Mrs. Clar-
ence H. Mackay, society leader and
prominent sufragette, was thrown
from her automobile Friday and rem
desed unconscious on Monument noun
tain In the Berkshires.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Gas Engine Is Stolen.

shkosh.-Nicholas Salm, a far
mer, has reported to the police and
the sheriff's Office the theft of a gaso-
line engine which was stolen from a
field where it was used to pump
water
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Senate Confirms Torbet.

Washington, Aug. 26.-The senate
on Friday confirmed the appointment
of Lewis K Torbet as naval officer. at
tached to the customs service at Chi.
cago. The position carries salary of
5000.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Injured in Fight.

Racine.-In an attempt to settle
a saloon row, Ben Hoffman was dam
gerous1y cut about the face and body.
For awhile it was feared the man
would bleed to death.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Postoffices Close Sundays.

Washington, Aug. 2S.-All first and
second-class postofices will be closed
Sundays as result of one provision of
the new postal appropriation bill
passed by congress and signed by
President Taft.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
The M ethO0,

How do you figure on an election ?"
by the usual method of experts"
replied the campaign circulator. 81
make up my mind what answer l want
to get and then construct calculation
which will lead UP to it.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Black Damp Kills -Four.

Linden, Wis, Aug 28.-Four men
were overcome by black damp in the
Frontier Lead and Zinc mine, near
here, Monday, and persisted before it
was known that they were in any
danger
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Pekino People Honor Or. Sun

Picking, Aug. 27-Dr. Sun Vat Sen.
ex-provisional president of China. who
left Shanghai August 10 With the
intention of endeavoring to couciliate
the rival factions, arrived here Sun
day. He was received royalty.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Thirty AIbanians Are Killed.

Constantinople, Turkey, Aug. 26.-
Thirty Albanian insurgents were killed
and twenty wounded in a sharp at
tack on the Turkish seaport Of Duraz-
10 on the Adriatic coast Friday after
noon
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
AS Far as He Would Go.

did her father give them am
money for wedding PRESENT.
mo. He didn't go that far. But he
did promise TO find job for her hus
band after they come back from their
honeymoon trip,
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Annoint Manitowoc Official.

Madison.-Frank Muth Of ManitO-
VOC has been appointed county high
way commissioner for ManitoWoc
county by the state highway commits
sion.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
Die S of LockiaW.

Eau CIaire.-William Quinlan,
years old, who stepped on rusty
nail, died of lockjaw.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-08-30
MINNEAPOLIS, Aug % 1912

-HIIIHedpUIIs' AUS. %, I5IA.
Wheat-No. /, hard, 991ac; No
l, northern, SO &c; No. 2, northern,
96c. Corn-No. 8, yellow, 7715c.
Oats-No. 3, white, SOC. Rye-No
2, CSC. Flax-1.90.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-05-01
ny THE WAY
By HARVEY PARSONS.

L have discovered something, says
Hondo Murphy, that gives me an aw-
full pain, 4 have discovered that al
through the saying that the man who
talks too much gets it in the neck,
is true enough, the man who talks
just three shines too much is left in
the clear, and doesn't get what is COM
ing to him. During the time he re-
manned in public office T. Roosevelt
did more talking for publication than
any four other presidents in the his
tory of the United States and made a
greater number of political bad
breaks, Now, when an opposition edi-
tor reads some particularly atrocfous
piece of his work, it dawnS upon him
that ne remembers that Theodore said
exactly the opposite thing a few years
ago, so he hol1erS to a reporter: GO
to the files and hunt up the exact date
of that time when Roosevelt said the
trusts We're the only things that held
the world together After seven hours
the reporter returns with both eyes
sore, and says: I've read a million
columns of his slush, and I haven't
got to that one yet. Gimme the rest
OF the week and I'll do my best to
find it,
IF there is any moral to it, it must
be, never talk too much-always talk
dangsight too much"
We are pleased to know that friend
walt Mason also views the dandelion
with alarm, but would be more pleased
were he a neighbor whose dandelion
crop might re-seed our yard.
The case of Hon. CULLEN, prize
Edam of the Grizzlies, Tho put over
one of the most VIGOROUSLY uncooked
deals of the season, reminded us that
it is time to start a subscription to
purchase imp. Knapp a pair of specs.
And after the fund is raised, if the
committee sees fit, it may be expended
on a good wheelbarrow load of throw
ing rocks without dissenting vote
from this department..
Having been advised that our contri-
buttons to the art exhibit is suffer-
the subject of the sketch later, we shall
go down to the library this afternoon
with dustpan and whiSk broom, and
remove the remains.
The New York woman who pur-
chased a husband for $500 on consid-
Grafton that he jump the job as soon
suing for a divorce on the grounds of
desertion. She ought to add the charge
that he married her for her. money.
This colyum takes a chance by mix
Ing into Law or Politics,
Because some Legal Light or Pol
1tician may drop in and call
The writer down because he makes
So many, many rank mistakes
In his deductions. So he plays
It safe, and knocks for days and days,
The only thing that has no friend
Who always butts in to defend.
And Hence unterrified and free,
Our slogan shall hereafter be
SWAT THE DANDELION!