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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
VOGUE for Fur Trimming.

The Dry Goods Economist makes
the statement that this season eur
lreigns supreme. In some form or
other it is used on practically all
styles of suits, wraps, gowns AID
blouses. Street dresses have skirt
bands and narrow finishing strips in
the collar, cuffs and vest. Afternoon
and evening dresses show touches of
fur in the skirt trimmings, on the
draperies and as finish to waists
Fox, skunk, ermine, mole mink.
caracul and seal are the favoritS furS
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
Was Fun to Choose.

A number of drivers of racing cars
who were in Louisville to participate
in the motor races were present at q
luncheon in honor of one of the lead
ing contestants, who told several au-
tomobile stories.
But my best story" said the racer,
"is about a taxicab chauffeur. This
man was discharged for reckless driv-
ing and so became motorman on
trolley car.
"As he was grumbling over his fall
en- fortunes friend said:
"Oh, what's the matter with you?
Can't you run over people just as
much as ever?'
EYES, the ex-chauffeur replied, but
formerly I could pick, and choose.
Pray always; but don't let go Of
H. .oTO
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
Bridal Petticoat.'

The bride or the girl who wishes
something pretty and inexpensive
may make for herself a dainty petit
coat. Choosing white satin as the
foundation, she has simply to sew
unon it from the height of the knee
a flounce of lace slightly frilled on,
but only slightly, SO that the pattern
may be seen. The petticoat looks
exquisite when there is chosen for
the, frill a net applique with seal
sloped design that recalls broderie an
-glaiSa1oln net. $685.,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
ASKS KISS, ENDS HER LIFE

Miss Ada WEIGH of 22O6 Olive street.
ST. Louis. accosted stranger on the
street in Pascogula, Miss, saying: II
have been nlistreatcd by the world,
and now before | die | want to feel
for once in my life the touch of hui
man kindness. Please kiss me-" The
man kissed her. Then she drank poi
son and died instantly.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
HORSE OMNIBUS AS CURI0

In London, as in other cities. tho
automobile is displacing the horse to
such an extent that horse-drawn We
hicles are becoming very scsrce. Not
long ago hanson cab was placed
in the London museum at Kensington
palace, and now. in anticipation OF
it's becoming a forgotten curiosity. a
horse omnibus Of the "knife-board"
pattern. dating from the seventies,
has been placed in the same museum.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
MAN HAD SEVEN SPLEENS

An autopsy performed by DR.. A. W
Foertmeyer on the body of Frank
Heley, who died at the city hospital of
Cincinnati. revealed that Heley had
seven distinct spleens. In an ordinary
body only one is found. The mans
heart was found on the right side OF
the body instead of on the left.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
ONLY 25,oO0,O0O YEARS OLD

Perfectly formed fossils of the trilo-
bite species, the highest animals of
the Cambrian formation, declared by
palaeontologists to be more than 25,-
100000 years old, have been unearthed
in British Columbia.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28
TIRED BLOOD
LOWERS VITALITY

Copyright 1919 by the Tonitives Coz
Nutriment and Oxygen absorbed by
the blood from the food we eat, and
the air we breathe feeding the living
cells, produces vitality. When the
blood is tired, it fails to provide these
elements in sufficient quantities, and
we suffer from Lack of Strength, Lack
Of Endurance, Broken Down Constitu-
ton, Worried or Depressed State OF
Mind, etc. In order to maintain vital
A%nAIETTUr~ ity the blood
SbNIHAEEN should be rich
4es1rI,,IE ss3t ma s1as ,or1 with nutriment
ne i!N1D o-oUD and red with oxy'
gen. A treatment of Tonitives is the
surest method of accomplishing these
results, Use. per box of dealers or by
mail. The Tonitives Co., Buffalo. n. Y.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28

Their Use.
why do ships have needle guns?'
ITO thread their way with, stupid"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28

Daisy-By the way, Frank, that's {
lovely waistcoat you have. New, ISM
it?
Frank-No.
Daisy-Strange; never saw it be
fore.
Frank-That's because my brothel
never called on you.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28

Pray always; but don't let go Of
the plowhandles
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-11-28

ity the blood
should be rich
with nutriment
and red with oxy'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
rIIE cANNEi.Y.


Tho report OF zir. G., II. Green a.
che Commercial club meeting last
night was one which ahould be very
encouraging TO every clllaen WIN
aspirca to see the agricultural deyel-
opment Of this valley under way on
a progressive basis. The present
status Of the cannery project demons
sirates what can be- done by Reeping
ovcrlastingly AZ Il in the face OF in
difference and actual opposition. Mr..
Green says thet although the acre.
ago secured Is small. even after SO
long campaign Of agitation. the
cannery project has got on It's feet:
the start has been made; II must so
ahead ana a new ana important and
salanbic industry FOR shis city and the
valley ls now cersaln. An of which
is osatter for congratalation and lsn-
presaes On us stiIl more forcIbly the
fact that the only way to win IL by
persistent. undiseouraged stlcR-to.it-
lveness when we consider the soil
survey. the assured drainage came
paign. the creamery. the paving and
she steadily increasing practical In
tcrcst IN getting better roads, there
Is really after all nothing hut OPP
timism in the outlook for the man
who II working for mere farma and
a greater city Every little thing ac'
complished furnishes that much more
solid a foundation for the work q
come; and Albuquerque IL gestinl
along
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28


Ce, some Of the RETURN post cards
from the Immigration bureau ana
help 70 tell the world about the state
IN which you 1--WE The pulling powcf
81 this little device ls wonderful and
every card ssn. out may mean
useful citizen and emplre-b builder for
New Mexico The bureau has re-
ceiyed a new lmppiy Of tho cards. ac-
cordlng 10 an announcement made
IN the bulletin this week. and they
should be IN the hands Of every busl-
ness man.
This little card carries a printed
description Of New Mexico. a place
FOR tho names OF five Or aix persons
who would like information and ne.
era,urc about New Mexico. The card
is self-addressed 20 the bureau az
Immigration and ali the recipient has
20 do y 20 stamp and mail. slnca
this return post card system was first
Inaueurnted IN June. 1911. nearly
SO. 900 cards have been circulated
and 10000 nemes Of people who
would otherwise not have learned
about New Mexico have been fur
niahed with literature and written d
letter urging careful investigation Of
opportunities Not few Of those
Written have already invested and
the bureau IL in correspondence with
many more. some o. whom will To-
cate in the sunshine state
To ask Cor a supply Of these cards
and insert one In each letter soing
out Of the state IL the leaas any New
Mexican can DO 70 boost. The cost
- absolutely nothing and tho results
may be great
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

salt WIN remove srease spots from
The tor OF stove.
AN electrically propelled steam ore
engine r. German novelty.
A single New York hotel fnds use
for more than 5000 electric motors.
About $50 meteor vans win be- nd.
ded u the postal service equipment
Of parin.
North Carolina last year produced
almost a. much 'noid a. all the other
eastern states combined.
Denmark BY law forbids the eGie or
expectation % butter containing more
than i6 per cent Water.
A small metal match box whlclt
clamps On the stem Of q pipe a a re-
Gently patented aOveity FOR Smokers.
An International exposition Of book
making and ita allied arts ASIA sciences
will be held IN Germany Ia 1914.
A moving picture camera can oe
operated On horseback By using a re-
Gently invented attachment for ths
purpose.
a French inventor has placed a
rubber roller In cigarette paper
holder TO push o,ls single sheet al a
time
An Illinois man has Invented a
metal tray 10 be attached 10 a broom
20 catch the dust which the latter
collects.
Tho Brazilian government Is con-
.sldering the construction Of a new
port Cor naval PURPOSES AZ a cost os
$50, ZOO. 600.
A document nia that two Oregon
men have patented permits the tn
speetlon Of both sides OF any paper
that Il contains.
A Norwegian expedition VIII study
the natives. flora and fauna or almost
unknown regions or northern and CEN
trial Asia.
Two cubic feet 81 water. falling six
feet, viii produce one horsepower OF
energy In the most modern electrical
machinery.
Horses are used to mig tho clay by
treating Il in many Argentine briea.
yards instead Of employing mere ex-
pensive machinery.
IN the number OF telephones in pro-
portion 10 population, Iowa, Nehras-
ka. Washington. Nevada ami Cailgor-
MIA lead the other states.
Masts used by the British army for
anchoring dirigible balloons carry at
their tops cones into which the noses
Of the balloons nj.
The first electrically driven steam
FIRE engine IN the United states has
been added TO the equipmens OF tho
New York ERE department.
Aspeed exceeding TWO miles a MIN
ute has heen made BY cars on a short
herman electric railroad built by army
Officers for experimenting.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
THE BRIDGR.

The meeting called last night AZ
the Commercial club 70 consider ways
and means OF restricting communica-
tion across the Rlo Granae with the
farms on the west side Of the river
was one o. the best citizens gather
ings held here for some time. both
IN attendance and interest. II DEM
onstrated fully how important Is the
Rarelas bridge to the prosperity Of
the business men 81 Alhuqueraue.
The movement 10 have the zap IN
the bridge closed and closed inime-
diately Is determined one and we
believe we can assure the farmers
that something win be doing quickly.
II In 20 be expected that ne county
commissioners will recognise the
st.te Of public sentiment and make
every effort TO cooperate practically
and readily with the citizens. The
situation has not been properly
handled and action now cannot be
too prompt.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
4 PANTsLEGGEn.

when the police searched Tom
Dorton, a one-legged man of Dur
ham, s. G., who along with five other
white men were arrested FOR gamb-
ling early one Sunday morning, they
found that the man who had lost his
limb was using The empty trouser
leg az an itinerant bar room The
man has his leg cut OF just below
the hin, ana he had tied the empty
half Of his trousers AZ tho knee, and
above this he had crammed a quart
bostla OF whisky and "a number az
smaller bottles, The police relieved
him Of this burden aud he along with
his companions were placed In the
Guard house 70 await hearing on
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
ORIENTAL nooKwoRMs.


Nearly one-half of the Immigrants
coming 60 this country from the ORR
ent are infected with hookworm. a.
shown hS the recent Investigations
made by the officers 81 the United
States public health and marine hos
pitai service al san Francisco. He
tween September 2s. 1910. and Mo-
vember 30. 1911. out Of 2.255 immi~
grants examined l,O77 were found 10
be infected with some form OF in
testinal parasite. Hindoos showed
tho largest proportion. 90 per cent
being infected seven hundred and
seven Japanese females we're exam
ined. OF which 40I. or 5e.7 per cent,
were Infected. or ninety Japanese
males examined. fifty. or 55.5 per
cent. were infected. Out OF LOOP
Chinese males examined. only six, OF
20 per cent, showed any sign OF in
fectlon. The prevalence OF hook
worm among Japanese women
brought 70 this country Is for the
most part among country girls who
have been working barefooted in the
fields while the Chinese women are
the wives and daughters Of mer-
chants. and are mostly house women
These figures are taken from a paper
BY Or NJ. w Glover, Of the United
states public health and marine hos
pltal service. recently published IN
the Journal OF She American Medical
Association
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
An AMY or POSSIBLE VOTERS

The census office has given out the
statement that there are in the Unit
cd states few short OF $4,000, 600
males over "a years OF age. Some
Of these are 81 foreign birth and not
naturaiixed Some cannot vote on
uccuunt OF change Of residence or in
ebnity 70 meet local conditions at
taohed 70 the right TO vote. on the
other hand. the enumeration was
made two years ago and population
has Increased since then. and. IN sew
Grad states. women viii vote
There has not been anything like
fun vote since the campaign be-
tween Mckinley and Bryan. The
total popular vote IN 1895 was a.
Sl8,2is. In 1900 the vote was only
tritle larger. In 1904, IN spite Of
eight years increase Of population,
she vote was u little less than IN
1896. IN 1905 the vote was tt.sss.-
f42, au increase Of little more than
i,000.000 in twelve years. during
which population had Increased
nearly "a quarter.
The parties have not been puttihs
up candidates eF issuing platforms
that aroused keen and general inter.
esl hence voters have been gettlne
into the bad habit Of avoiding IN,
polls In 1890 Bryan did not gel
quite 80 many votes as In 1895 IN
1894 the Republicans vote was a Iitti,
larger than In 1909. but there was a
drop Of about i.2SO.0 in the Dem.
ocratic vote. probably due ia the bit
Ger attacks upon Judge Parker as d
gold bug" Ia 1898 tho Republican
vote showed a very slight Increase
over four years before; the Demo
cratic vote recovered the loss OF 1894
but Il was not quite so large as the
Democratic vote 81 1895,
Neither party vote Is increasing "a
tho population would Justify. The
Democratic vote has actually de-
creased and the Republican vote IN
1905 waa only haif a mlIlson greater
Than twelve years serlien On th'
basis 81 the vote Of 1896. $4,000, coo
votes ought 20 be cast nexl NoveHs-
por, aud there are no ssnlisuca'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

a now philadelphia cult bias
placed a ban on neeknes. a viii not
prove popular CUT amuns the mnic
population. sartorlally We have no
other means ~ expreseine that ar
tlsdc and coiorful aspiration re-
strained and reprcascd sor many Ren-
eratlons by etyie Of aarmcnt which
as far az symmetry and soul-appeul
is concerned IL about az beautiful aa
the piumaae 81 the Aelredaie teri
fler Let ne retain the uecksie. tina
single spot of eosscous liberty ~
snascitine apparel
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
REFLECTIONS OF A
BACHELOR

IT'S lot easier lying 10 a girl about
how pretty she looks when It's In the
dark
Playing politics h higher deyelop-
ment ~ card playing, bunko, and
panel games,
The family never seems able 90
learn that a man never loses his iem-
per even when he acts that way.
woman would much rather pick
out complexion To match her rib
bons than ribbons 10 match her come
plcxlOn.
From an the preparations man
makes 10 SO fishing two miles away
you'd think he was sterling on a trim
around the world.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
ALL AROUND
THE Horn
BY cynthio Grey


Never use a wooden spoon in mix
ing any food containing onion, nor
chop onions IN a wooden bowl. as
the onion flavor remains in tho wood
and cannot be removed for long
time. Such a spoon viii lmpnrt an
onion flavor 20 other foods.
To luundcr a cotton creme waist
soak for an hour Ia lukenhrm soap
suds. using any good a0ap Then
wash carefully. IS a. moi to stretch.
Shake well and puil lcngthwise. TInng
on q coat hanger aud put in the sun
10 dry. This helps 90 Keep the shape
across the shoulders "a g. hest 20
cover the coat hunger with Turk
ish towel Of clean cloth. 81 Is also
Ia good plan 70 tnck piece of tape
from the neck to the armhole. When
laundered IN this manner, crepe
waists viii retain both their appear
.ancs and their shape
instead Of mailing the outer cloth
on the ironing board with common
lacks, use thumb tacks They are
very convenient "a changing lhe cow
ering, are perfectly smooth and look
mnch neRter.
To take the best care OF iapunnel
trays wash thom IN warm water with
a little soap ana dry them with a soft
cloth. polishing them with a busting
~ dry flour or q drop Of sweet Oh.
Ivory knife handles that have be-
COME biackened may be cleaned by
rubbing them With lemon dipped IN
salt. after which they should be
washed ia cold water and they viii be
quite white again.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

what scientific sanitation has ac-
compiIshea IN tbs Panama canal zone
a. OF COURSE an old story now, but
some really remarkable figures are
contained a the last detained month
~ report from Colonel Cocktails. The
report is for the month Of Aprll. and
Of the is,iQs white employees Of the
canal commission and the Panama
railroad, only three died OF disease.
d death rate OF only 2.75.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
YOU'VE HEARD 1T
BEFORE


strictly Accurate.
william II. Gray, who formerly
held an editorship with a New York
daily. tells this tale OF a young friend
Of his named Jack. also Of the staff.
during the cub days. on the editors
desk was a framed motto saying: he
accurate In all things
One day. when sent out TO cover a
speech. Jack turned In his copy read.
inE with this statement In the lead;
"fhree hundred and nsnety-nine eyes
We're fixed on the speaker"
The editor tore his hair and hailed
the young man before him.
"slF,' he demanded. what In the
name 81 all that's holy did you put
that absolutely foolish statement IN
your story"
Never blinking an eye Jack re-
plied; ''Whyl Air Gray, there was an
cid man in the audience with only
one eye"
Jack IS now an editor himself ia
San Francisco.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
GETTING SPECIFIC.


Whatever may be said Of the reso-
luton passed by the national Demo-
cratic convention under pressure
from William jennings Bryan, place
ing the Democracy in alignment def
inlteIy against the Morgan financial
Interests. ihe action is In such con-
irast 20 past glittering generallties
by both parties on the subject Of "the
interests that It Is startling. This
Is about the first time great party
has come right down 20 specific and
Individual brass tacKs on the Wall
street proposition. In contrast 10
previous vague pFonouncemenss on
both sides Of the political fence re-
garding good and bad monopolies,
moneyed ctaues that should be
viewed WITH alarm when they don't
behave themselevs. ct cetera the
Bryan resolution brings ~ sp stand
ing and shows more forcibly than
anything else In either national com
ventiou the fact that the campaign
about % open IL to Be unique In
American politics. We are actually
calling the wealthy malefactors by
name right out Ia meeting.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

The consul AZ Halifax. Nova Scotia, .
announces that the lobster season has
been extended ten days 10 that prov
lebsiers IN most American cities. vet,
according so all accounts the species
seesss 10 thrive ~ greatly as though
4 were amply protected az u y in
Halifax.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

(Chicago News)
al the world loves cheerful flatl
terer.
!, double wedding IL one kind Of 4
four-in-hand tie
Many man looks like a statesma Z
who g. not guilty
the man who has something 10 sci
Is always an optimisL
a truthful fisherman always know
where % draw the line.
NO amount Of culture will make d
man stop snoring la his sleep.
Men may 0e born modest, but wos
men have Go acquire all they get.
when a mans conscience troubles
him ne thinks he has indigestion.
Perhaps Lots wife was turned To-
salt because she WIS too peppery.
Jealous woman enables his sa-
,anic majesty 10 take a vacation now
and then.
Every time a glrl sees a handsome
young man size wonders whose sweet4
heart he Is.
IL some people have any good in
them they evidently keep Il bottled IN
pretty tisht
A wOman can easily win IN any
kind ~ an argument with a man u
she knows just when TO turn on the
briny flow.
a man thinks Girl Is perfectly
proper who refuses 60 kiss him--be-
cause he can't think OF any other rea-
son why she should refase.
.--s--s..-.-.--.-.........--
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

means 81 estimating how the three
or four millions who have noi been
voting lately will act The decision
Of the contest iiea with the Demo-
Gratis and Republicans who have been
abscntine themselves from the polls
because they dld not care for their
candidates or sheir respective parties
policies. OF both.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Teething babies always have a hard
time az 4 when this process occurs
In hot weather. They not only have
70 contend with painful gums but the
stomach is dis0fdered. bowels loose
aad the body uncomfortable The
best help YOU can give the little suf-
ferer a. MoGEE's BABY ELIXIR. II
cOrrects sour stomach. cools ana
outlets the bowels and helps digestion.
Price csc ana Soc per bottle. Sold
by all druggists.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Can talk to you a few minutes. =
asked the life Insurance agent.
Yes" replied the superintendent
OF the factory. ~ YOU don't mind
walking about the Building with me.
haven't really the time 20 sit down.
That's all right" said the agent.
"rd rather move around little any
how"
The superintendent led the way
out OF the pattern room, thence into
the woodwop&ers' department stop
ping every moment OF so 10 converse
with some operative, and took 3ila
caller az last into the room where the
huge hammers were Filling the air
with their unearthly din.
Now" he said. yelling into the
ear OF the life insurance man, II am
ready 10 listen to YOU. Go ahead"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
Compliment for Rrldr.

In describing his own wedding
w A. Bntler In "A Retrospect OF
Forty Years" records the remark Of
"a guest. Of which he well says For
genuine quaker wit. this will be
found hard 10 match"
must relate a striking salutatlon
that the bridal couple received from
IS Quaker client Of mine. shrewd.
dry goods merchant. Presented by
an usher. ne surveyed the bride.
whom he had never seen before, ana
thea. with the utmost deliberation,
proceeded TO say;
William. think thy bride has
shown more judgment In her choice
than thee has"
Fortunately. before could turn TO
resent this strange salutation. he con-
tinued ~ follows;
Because Il takes some penetration
to discover thy good qualities. but
hers can be seen az Il glance.r
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

n you have the itch. don't scratch.
II does not euro the trouble end
makes the skin bleed Apply BAL
LARD's SNOW I.INIMENT. Rub u
Ia gently on the affected parts. II
rollayes itching instantly and "a few
applications removes the cause, thus
performing a permanent cure. Price
csc. SOC and 81 per bottle. Sold BY
an druggists.