Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-15
Not Yet but soon.

Not Yet But soon.
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LAND, II Is reported, has been
sighted In southern Illinois.
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EVERY LITTLE war movement
has q meaning OF its own.
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SEE MR.. BuRG-but perhaps You
had better be quick about H.
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GOD DIDN'T build Albright houses.
BY what logic do we breathe IN such
plucesg
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WHEN A GIRL begins to write a
diary Il Is a sign she needs fresh
air.
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SECRETARY KNOX Is coming
home with the dove OF peace intact,
although the cage 10 badly bent.
NEW YORK'S east side has a FAM
rs that forms an orchestra II prob
ably has nelghbors that form an au-
dience.
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THERE Is NOT more than 200
delegates difference Ia the way IRii
and Roosevelt figure up that Chicago
convention.
SEEMS, AFTER all, TO be dispo-
sitlOn to keep up our army and navy
Just for the looks OF the thing, any
how.
What every Singer should Know
Is IN the new hook crop;
Wen buy some copies II It shows
The singers when TO stop.
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THE ATTACK upon that woman
lobbyist al Washington convinces as
that there are lot Of fellows in con-
eress ana Whereabouts who have not
the first Instincts OF O gentleman.
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THOSE RETAIL merchants certain
" ought not TO lack for amusement
II the proposed program Is carried
out. othing Ike doing these things
up brown.
''f'' "s'1f" Egi'1 ta~,
HERE Is q protest Why do writ
ers and artists always las stress upon
the small boys love OF baseball. II
~ 4 rank fiction as compared TO the
adults craze for the game. You VIII
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find the real fan with a three days
growth OF whiskcrs on his face howl
ing IN the bleachers and literally tear
Ing his shirt over a good play. The
cheers Of the small boy are half che
time iron!cai
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A NEW YORK society OF Scotch
men wants all men to adopt kits
Really. it's the only thing left for men
10 wear, now that the women are
adopting trousers.
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AN UNGALLANT brute says hs
Will be glad II the women adopt the
harem skirt because In time II might
lead TO some TO adopt the Eastern
custom OF wearing their faces wrapped
up,
| THOMAS JEFFERSON was 16s
years old on Saturday. The things
which he has been charged with dnr
ing the last 90 Of those years are cal.
cu'aled TO make an friends Of the de-
ceased glad he has gone hence.
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THE STEEL TRUST. Il now ap
lpears. Il one OF the greatest beneiao.
tors outside OF Uncle John Roekefei-
Ter All of which makes as mediate
on the cruel unreasonablenesa OF ths
hoi p0li Il Is too bad that such bene.
factors cannot beneiact without beine
so grossly Misunderstood and abused
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JOHN BULL may have 10 lock M
a few Of his sufiragettes az home, bul
he is not apt 70 be goodhumored Al
the spectacle OF the bnstinado for an
English woman In Mexico, eyeI
though Il may be In accord with th'
humane and enlightened customs o
Ghat charming country.
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IN rs MORE and more O surprise
10 as that Eve was able 10 serve M
the apple for Adam without hdvini
a woman'a magazine show her how q
serve Il In a dainty and appetlzlnl
manner" that would keep him guess
lug at what he was eating.
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You CAN'T ADVERTISE Aibuquel
que any better than by sending on
a bunch of young ladies Ike those O
the University Choral Club. Shouldn'
be a bit surprised u already mum
beT Of masculine admirers from Cal
lup. Winsl0w, HolbrOok, Williams
Flagstaif Ash Fork, Prescott, Needles
barstow and Los Angeles had boel
addoe 10 the population.
awful things as the "iuzzy wuzzy
and "torrapln ndlel"-Phoenix re-
luublfCan