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Imperial Valley press., 1912-07-26
BIG SURPRISE TO MANY
in Ell CENTRIC

Local people are surprised at the
QUICK results received from simple
buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc, as
mixed in Adler-ika, the German ap-
pendicitis remedy. j. e. Davis states
that this simple remedy antisepticizes
the digestive system and draws off the
impurities so thoroughly that A SIN
GLE DOSE relieves sour stomach, gas
on the stomach and constipation IN
STANTLY. j. E. Davis, Druggist
Imperial Valley press., 1912-07-26
ACACIA REAL ESTATE

A list of fine, deep, sandy, soil, the
kind that holds moisture. Improved
farms and partly improved Relin-
quishments at forced prices. Address
o. N. MILLER, Agent, Ell Centro, Cal,
or see me on Acacia ranch, Az miles
southeast of FL Centre.
Imperial Valley press., 1912-07-26
12 C

Piston Gas Saver cuts gasoline bill
from 20 to 40 per cent, which is the
same as buying gasoline at low cost.
Ten days free trial. $500 installed
HALLIWELL CO.. 4OS w. Pico, Los
Angeles
Imperial Valley press., 1912-07-26
this ballot, return it to the Inspector
of Election and obtain another.

= y \ \ Il = \ + y
= Shall the city of
y Ell Centre incur a
= bonded debt in the
y sum of forty thou
y sand dollars ($40,-
s. 000.0O) for the pur-
II pose of acquiring.
= constructing an d
completing a GER
. tain revenue pro-
" ducing municipal
y Improvement, to-
. wit: An extension
y of the municipal
y water works and
y water system of
* said city, for the
y purpose of fur
* nishing and supply
. ing water to the
= City of Ell Centro,
Il and the inhabitants
y thereof, including
* for such purpose
- the acquisition of
= of lands, water
y rights, capt. t a |
: stock in other cor
y stock in other cor
= porations, rights of
' way, and the con
= StructlOn or acque-
= ducts, bitches, ca
y nails, serv irs
$ distributing VS.
y TEN, pumping and
* publication plants,
= and other works
= necessary therefor?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Don't Mistake the Cause.
Many Richmond People Have Kidney
Trouble And Do Not Know II.

Many Richmond People Have Kidney
Trouble And Do Not Know 1t.
Do you have backache?
Are you tired and worn out?
Feel dizzy, nervous and depressed?
Are the kidney secretions irregular?
Highly colored; contain sediment?
Likely your kidneys are at fault.
Weak kidneys give warnings of dis
tress.
Heed the warning; don't delay
Use tested kidney remedy.
Mrs. Townsend, 728 n. Thirteenth
ST., Richmond, Ind, says: while l
never used Doan's Kidney Pills my
self, | can recommend them in return
for the benefit they have brought in
our family. One of us suffered great
deal from disordered kidneys and
pains in the back. Finally this person
used Doans Kidney Pills and soon re-
ceived relief"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.
Y, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doans-and
take no other.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
THE DOCTORS RIDE.


And Why. After Awhile. He Had the
Car All to Himself.
A doctor. according to the story. saw
late one night a tine automobile halted
outside a cemetery. he hid behind
tree. for be suspected that body snatch
ers were at work. and. sure enough. In
a few minutes he saw two ugly charac-
tiers stagger from the cemetery carry
ing a body. They placed 1t upright In
the automobile rs though it were alive.
propping it securely In the back seat.
and then they hurried back TO the
cemetery to fill the violated grave
again. The doctor in their absence lift
ed the body out of the automobile. hid
it under a hedge and took its place
himself
Soon the scoundrels returned. One
seated himself at the wheel. and the
other fixed himself in the back seat be
side the body. SO as to support ii. Then,
in the darkness. they glided of. After
awhile the man in the rear seat said in
a rather awed tone. This body seems
mighty warm for u corpse" The chauf'
feur reached back his hand and touch
ed it. Don't ii. thought" he muttered
between perplexity and fear. Then the
corpse. In deep. sepulchrai tones. ex
claimed: Warm? OF course I'm warm
And If you had been where I've beer
for the last two days you'd be warm
too"
With loud yells OF horror the body
snatchers Ieaped from the automobile
and fed. The doctor seized the vince
and drove it home. He has 1t, they
say, still.-Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Some Famous Ounces.

Literary history is crowded with in
stances Of torpid and embarrassing
boyhood- Gibbon was pronounced
''dreadfuIly dull" and the utmost that
was predicted Of Hume In his youth
was that ''he might possibly become a
steady merchant" Adam Clarke. after
ward SO deeply skilled in oriental Ian
guages and antiquities. was pronounc-
ed by his father to be "a Grievous
Ounce" and Of Boileau. who became n
model for Pope. il was said that he
was n youth Of little understanding.
DRYDEN was n great numskull." who
went through a course OF education
at Westminster. but the stimulating
properties OF DR.. Busby's classical
ferrule were thrown away upon the
drone who was TO be known as 'Glori-
Gus John London Standard
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
An Old Friend.

A private soldier once rendered some
slight service to the first Napoleon.
THANK you. captain" said the EN-
peror carelessly.
an what regiment, sire:" was the
instant response of the quick witted
private.
'In my guards" replied the emperor
pleased with the mans ready retort.
This incident, with appropriate vari
ations. also happened to Genghis
Khan, Ivan the Terrible. Attila. Gus
tavus Adolphus, Louis XIV, Charlie
magne Alexander, King Alfred. Xer
xes, Richard the Lion Hearted and
Henry Of Navarro Magazine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
DON'T SCOLD CROSS.
IRRITABLE CHILDREN
See if tongue is coated, stom-
ach sour and bowels
waste-clogged.

Children dearly love to take delic-
ious Syrup of Figs" and nothing else
cleans and regulates their tender little
so promptly and thoroughly.
Children get bilious and constipated
just like grown-ups. Then they get
sick, the tongue is coated, stomach
sour, breath bad; they don't eat or
rest we'll; they become feverish, cross,
irritable and don't want to play. Lis
ten Mothers-for your child's sake
don't force the little one to swallow
nauseating castor oil, violent calomel
or harsh irritants like Cathartic
pills. A teaspoonful of Syrup of Figs
will have your child smiling and happy
again in just few hours. Syrup OF Figs
will gently clean, sweeten and regu
late the stomach, make the liver &C
tive and move on and out of the bow
els all of the constipated matter. the
sour bile, the foul, clogged-up waste
and poisons, without causing cramps
or gripping.
With Syrup of Figs you are not
drugging or injuring your children
Being composed entirely of luscious
figs, SIENNA and aromatics it cannot be
harmful. Full directions for children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the package.
Ask your druggist for the full name
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of SIENNA
prepared by the California Fig Syrup
Co. This is the delicious tasting, genu
inc old reliable. Refuse anything elst
offered.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
HOW TO STAY YOUNG.
Try to Keep . Clean Slate So Far as
Infectious Diseases Go.


Infectious Diseases Go.
There is no way of preventing old
age itself, writes Woods Hutchinson
in Hampton's, save by the rather he
roic remedy of dying early, which is
scarcely worth while for this purpose
alone.
1t is perfectly possible, however. to
prevent most of the limitations and
cripplings, which alone make old age
to be dreaded, by the exercise Of our
intelligence and our determination
Many if not most of the changes we
associate with age. which we have in
mind when we think of growing old.
which in our pompous technical termi-
nology we allude to as "senile degen-
erations," are the result of infectious
diseases and bad hygienic habits.
For Instance, remote at first sight
as the connection may seem, many OF
the disabilities of old age are the re-
suits of those lightly regarded and al
most despised infections called chi.
dren's diseases" and common colds
1t seems ludicrous TO think of a
grandfather who has not fully recov-
cred from the measles or of a grand
mother who is still suffering from the
effects Of whooping cough, but such
long delayed Nemeses as these are OF
painfully frequent occurrence.
A healthy first childhood is the best
assurance of a happy second one. II
Won ..a only cuf3ciaptIy upfortuna q
in your environment in early childhood
and youth you may have q full group
of senile symptoms and die of old age
at forty-five. A large percentage OF
the mass of humanity, both men and
women, do so die before their time.
If you want your child to reach O
healthy. happy, uncrippled old age
guard his cradle and his nursery with
jealous care against the demons of the
little fevers of infancy and childhood
Even the so called dulling of the ole
mans senses is due nine times out Of
ten to ailments of childhood.
The failure of his hearing is due tC
| successive attacks Of uncured or I'm
! treated colds. which spread from his
! throat up to his eustachian tube to the
| drum and the bones Of his middle ear
| The dimming of his eyesight is due tt
that decay of the vitality Of the center
of the crystalline lens which we cal
cataract, a decay caused by the in
lection shocks and overwOrk and I'm
derfeeding strains of life.
Three-quarters Of the cripplings o
the old men or women which chair
them to their chairs or make their OLE
bones torture to them half the nigh
long are not due to any normal or nee
| essary process connected with advanc
| ing years, but to some form of rheu
! matism which is almost invariably al
infection or the result of some form
of infectious disease. Every infec
tious disease that you can cross of
I your vital slate means five NOR
chances on the scale of a hundred TO
a happy and comforta BILE old age. o.
the other hand. all the so called senil
changes may be produced at a pitiful
lv premature period and in actual lif
are so produced with painful frequen
cy by either undertaking or over
work at an early age or by confine
ment in foul air without proper exer
else.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Sousa's Band.

There is only one Sousa's Band
and John Philip Sousa is its conduc-
tori" This is the slogan of the Sousa
printing this season. There is only one
kind of Sousa concert also, and that
is one in which John Philip Sousa
himself directs his own band. And the
band is the same in the smallest
town visited as in New York or Lon.
don. When Sousa directs his band in
concert here on Sept. 80, at the Gen
nett it will be the same as in New
York concerts later on.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
lines Band,

Nine Van Loon, the famous Dutch
soprano who is to be heard here dur
ing the coming engagement of Innes
New York Orchestral Band at the
Coliseum on October 4, comes with
the reputation of being one of the
worlds big singers. She is a dramatic
soprano with a voice which is said tC
be of phenomenal beauty.
She will be heard in Massanet's
great Aria from Herodiade, III Est
Doux," and in a group of songs Of
which "Wondrous Love-" by the
French woman-compOser, Augusts
Holmes, is the best known.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
The Murray.

The Murray was packed last even
ing for the presentation of the new
BILL the mid-week change having
proved popular with the patrons of
this house.
Gus Suns new aggregation of vau-
deville entertainers under the name of
The Musical Conservatory" present
ed a musical farce which entertained
the audience and which had an imita-
ton of a village band which elected
much laughter. This act is little out
of the ordinary and is one of the sue
cesses of the bill.
Ethel McPhee is an extremely pref
ty girl who sings to the delight of the
masculine audience for she is alluring
to the eye and has a charming So
prano voice. One of the best attrac-
tons the vaudeville has had for a
long time.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Mildly Censurina Him.

"My goodness" she 'says, with a
pretty scOwI. II think a girl would
feel dreadfully foolish if she proposed
to a man.
II should think so, too," replies the
diffident youth.
But then l suppose there are some
girls who are just simply compelled tc
do the proposing" she signs.
After an hours consideration OF
that remark he realizes what she
really means.-Woman's World.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
What He Took.

Judge" said the guilty man. II in
herit this felonious habit. I can't re-
sist it. My father was a CRATER and
my mother a photographer. I can't
help taking things"
Then take seven years at hard Ia
bor." said the judge kindly.-Clere-
land Plain Dealer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Sure Foot Cure
EGO is the Quickest Acting Remedy
for Aching, Burning Feet.

EGO puts the feet in fine shape over
night. No matter how sore or painful,
rub on Eco and misery will vanish,
EGO is a refined ointment and easy
to use; just rub it on your poor ailing
feet, that's all. No fussing around get
ting ready. Sold on money back plan.
ECO never fails TO extract the core
ness from corns, bunions and callous-
es, and for sunburn, chatting, prickly
heat and eczema there is nothing like
it. Jar Csc at Leo H. Fines.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Stated q Fact.

A clergyman highly esteemed for his
many excellent qualities. OF which ora
tory is not one, has recently had placed
in his church by his loving consrega-
ton q new pulpit 1t is fine piece of
work, ornate with carving and artistic
establishment. But the text inscribed
on it. considering the effect OF the good
rector's sermons. might have been morc
happily chosen. He giyeth his below
ed sleep" il runs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
ZEMO FOR DANDRUFF
You viii Be Surprised to See How
Quickly il Disappears.

No more dirty coats from dandruff
heads. Zemo stops dandruff Apply il
any time with tips of fingers. No
smell. no smear. Zemo sinks into the
pores. makes the scalp healthy, makes
the hair fine and glossy.
Zemo is prepared by Z. w Rose Medi-
cine Co. St. Louis, Mo. and is regu-
larry sold by all druggists at 81 per
bottle. But TO enable you to make a
test and prove what it will do for
you, get a ascent trial bottle fully
guaranteed or your money back at
Quigley's Drug Stores.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Weddino Rinos.

According to the ancient ritual. the
husband began by placing the wedding
ring upon the brides thumb and put
ting it successfully on the next two
fingers, pronouncing for each one a
person Of the trinity. with a final
Amen" as the fourth finger was
reached. where the ring remained
New York American.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Stoned La Time.

little Pob's father was fond Of tell
ing bear stories to his little boys. One
evening he was telling thrilling one
about bear chasing little girl and
show he crept nearer and nearer and
nearer At this point Bob caught
his fathers arm, and, with the big
tears falling down his checks, he cried:
"Oh, father. don't tell any more. He
might catch herr'-Detroit Free Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
DipIomacv.

Mrs. A-That cook was awful, and
I am glad she's gone. Mrs. B.-Did
you discharge her? Mrs. A.-Oh, no:
I wished to avoid a scene. What
did was flatter her so about her cook
ing that she thought she was under
paid and left.-Boston Transcript
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Crowns.

Mr.. Wibbles- What fine dark hair
you have. Miss Knox, My wife. who
is younger than you are. has her hair
quite gray. Miss Knox-Yes. and If
I'd been your wife no doubt my hair
would have been gray too.-Bsston
Transcript
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20

Hungarian folk songs, revealed him.
self a singer of intelligence and
rare skill. His voice, a deep baritone,
is rich and noble in timbre and is re-
freshingly free from all defects of
production. He sings with taste and
refinement of style, phrases like mu-
sician, enunciates admirably, and pos
sesses temperament and charm of
ersonality-Mu America (Solo.
list with Peoples Symphony Orches,
tra.)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Aa Saw IhAm

ibid you see any sharks when you
crossed the ocean, Mr.. Spifkins?" ask
ed Miss Purling.
Yes" replied Spifkins sadly; 81
played cards with couple"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Sanitafium Eame.

First Invalid-You must think you
are somebody, Judging from the way
you talk Second Ditto-I want you
to realize, sir, that I've been fought
over in some Of the best hospitals in
the land.-Puck.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Easily Pleased.

Friend-I suppose it is hard work
pleasing the editors? Poet--Not very.
All one needs do is stop writing.-Town
Topics.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20

Envy always implies conscious In.
feriority wherever it resides.-Piiny.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20

Publish your joys and conceal your
griefs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Gennett Theater

Sept 16-Bernhardt in Camille
motion pictures.
Sept. 30.-Sousa's band.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
A Rusinasa SUGGESTION,

Bobby had worn his mothers pa
tience to the limit.
You are perfect little heathen"
she remarked. giving way at last.
DO you mean it?' demanded Bob
by.
Il do indeed" said his mother.
"Then. say, ma" said Bobby, why
can't l keep that 10 cents week you
gimme for the Sunday school collec-
ton? guess I'm as hard up as any
OF the rest of 'em."-Harper' Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
$22,264.65

KnOllenberg's very large
line of Dress Goods, Suitings
and COatings is now open for
your inspection. 1t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20

you've never had the chance before.
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Wades Golden Nervine is sold in
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
AmuSementS
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.

Murray Theater.
Observation-Disclosures and Night.
Sent. 22-Carl Morris.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Talk About TOnics,
Try This-$1.OO FREE
A Powerful Tonic With Lasting Re-
suits and Without Mineral Drugs!

A very remarkable nerve builder.
something the world has never had
before, a nerve revitalizer without nars
cotics, opiates, or mineral drugs!-
that's what you can get today, now
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Sour Stomach
Gas on Stomach
BlOating

JDtOo1IAt&
Constipation
Quickly Vanish with q Homemade
Remedy
Here is the recipe: Take two tea
spoonfuls of ordinary baking soda,
add two ounces of LOGOS Stomach
Tonic extract and enough water 10
make a pint. Shake it up and you have
a homemade remedy that drives
away all signs of stomach trouble In
jiffy and then builds up the entire
digestive system.
II you are troubled in any way with
your stomach. get busy with this tonic
treatment.
The remedy is easy to prepare; IL
does the business and saves consider
able money.
Get busy with your stomach now.
and save trouble later on.
You buy the LOGOS Stomach Tonic
extract for fifty cents a two ounce bot
tie.
II your druggist does not have IL
, send so cents TO Logos Remedy Com
pany. Fort Wayne. Ind. and receive n
full size package, postpaid.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
YEARLY MEETING
FINANCES GIVEN
In Annual Report OF Treas
urer Charles G. Carpen-
ter, Issued Today.

Charles G. Carpenter, treasurer OF
Indiana Yearly meeting submitted the
following report today:
Assets.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-20
Carl Morris.

Coliseum.
October 4-InneSS band.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-05-21
SIS FOR 100000 DUMMY
His Usual Reward for Signing
Notes for Elliott, Says Nichols.

Horace Nichols. who since the beginning
Of the Union Bank investigation in Brook
Ign has been known az Gilbert Elliott 3
dummy" I'm that. without having cent
to his credit. hc Is said 20 have signed
rotes for more than IA million dollars, APP
peared unexpectedly at the resumption OF
the inquiry yesterday and signihed his will
lingness to testify.
The witness declared he had signed notes
and papers for Elliott whenever the latter
asked him to do So and that he usually
got s. for his services. and sometimes 80.
He said the papers were sometimes signed
I'm Elliotts office. but that in several In
stances they We're sent TO him.
Seemingly Nichols was greatly surprised
when shown a copy Of the minutes Of the
Joralemon Security Company. in which It
appeared that he was the vice-prcsident
He said he did not know he was an officer
OF the company At the request OF Elliott,
he said, he had signed the certificate OF
incorporation Of the Home Bank. but he
did not know that to be an organizer he
must own stock.
A. NJ. DedereT. cashier of the Mechanics
and Traders Bank until after its first
failure. could not identify the mysterious
G.. J. Wilson, whose name appears on
100 notes made during the 1907 panic.