The Alaska citizen., 1912-10-21

! Dan Callahan says that he can't .affori to 20 to Juneau this year sNeither can lot more. Dan Foh de sake ob hahmony Jedge Erwin has promised To vote for the } Independentless candidate. Thomas A. McGowan.
 Ruby blossomed forth some time ago with an independent candidate for the legislature n the person of Pete Gypsom
 "Tantalizing Tommy" says that the people won't vote for John Con na, and they surely wouldn't vote for Rodcn. the attorney for the Gugecn- helms. Horrors. no' Nor will they vote for the attorney for the North ern Commercial company for any thing but personal reasons
 Falcon Joslin doesn't want gov , ernment operated railroad in this territory He cant tell Us why though. Well. here's the reason. ; He wants to unload the white cle- phant of the Guggs on poor Uncle sammy. The Copper RiFcr railroad has been a frost because the Guggs 2 couldn't gohhle up all the coal and : copper in the territory. Joslin wants to help them break even. oh. you corporation spirit!
 One of the strangest sights in the world is the look of sublime happi- : hess that comes over he face of Near Boss" Davidson when anyone says that Wilson is certain of cleo tion. Oh. no. Davidson. didn't CT. einecr that.
 Tom is a bully good fellow and OF fis personality alone the lndcpcndcntless candidate for senator will poll lot of votes. But when it comes to pol itical argument or sound reasoning Oh. my,
 If you run indeaendently. you'll elect Socialist" some one said to Mr. McGown
 Well. suppose l do" said the tan talking one. T can talk to those fellows" You can talk 10 Us Tom. but not politics.
 No, there Is no truth in the state ment that Bion A. Dodge is going 10 run independently. The reason is good and sufficient why he won't. You have got to get a few votes jus for the sake of political etiquette.
 Gen'lmen, An would lak to call yoh attention to de fact dat de jedge nah good friend de gen'lman from Alahahmah. declined. sah, on dis last huntin trip ob his to shoot cider COW oh a bull. De reason. eon'lmel am hery, bery plain to dose ob us who know the circumstances. De jedge feahed dat if he killed any ami nal at all, he would disturb de hah- mony ob de great family oh our fourlegged friends. Oh you harmon ious judge
 Our good friend, Thomas McGoWan says that he has 10 go to Juneau in March, anyway, as his business for the Northern Commercial company will demand his presence there, SC why should not the government which has much more money than the corporation ever had, pay the expenses of the candidate for sen ator? But. the point is this, if the government paid Toms expenses would it be case of govern ment ownership that we hear so much about from the Socialist party?
 
 The latest medley of popular songs that have heard around town is this Has Anybody Here Seen Oh You Beautiful Doll Kelly In Jungle Land? 9"
 No. that wasn't a ticket for a fourth party that Fred Martin had That was a Chinese bill of fare from the Chop Suey joint.
 This is the Alaska Citizen, Hur- ia. Don't get lost. it's not called Little Folks" But still it is full of stuff that was rot born until it appeared
 R. s. Mcdonald ought to be a success on this hunting trip. Me" was bull in the Northwest Terri tory, so he knows how a bull will act if shot, or even half shot as far as that goes.
 The Blend" in the Panama Valley Socialist must have been mellowed by ten years repose in Alaska.
 I notice that Litsey runs cattle
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