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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

Mrs. Anne Peevler of Harrods-
burg. Ky.
Then his great-grandmothers
are Mrs. Elizabeth Peevler and
Mrs. Angelina Peevler of Harrods-
burg and Mrs. Mary johnson and
Mrs. Kittie Hawkins of Lawrence
burg.
Now then, comes perfectly
good Observation-Disclosures. in
the person of Mrs. Lucretia Whit
tinghill of Lebanon Junction. An
o t b er Observation-Disclosures
died last year.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

men, and they all say they
love me dearly, and all have
asked me to marry them.
have come to ask your advice
which one to accept. One
seems to think lots of me,
and the other two are dread
fully jealous. What shall 1
do? YOUTHFUL.
Al advise you to drop al
three and go to work at something
that will keep you busy from
in the morning until 6 at night
and make you so tired that yol
will have no time for fooling will
men until you are old enough, Of
have sense enough to spell word
of two syllables.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

Grey; Please advise my sorrow.
a widow of a daughter old My hus-
band died years L in moderate
o with a 20 old, who is not
wealthy keep together with the nten-
though he did but week he Disappeared and as he
Is regular his habits thought something had happened
Finally found this notes "iood-be, sweetheart am gone
tried explain that better off without but
could hear nothing but crying going without tell
L hope a good husband, deserve Il
don't feel Justified OBTAINING cannot support
Forget sweetheart"
know about where he is. 1 can't him to
marry promised, what 1 with him? Please
this n / explain
situation well, keep fooling
other U. r. b.
Awhile 1t is cowardly for a and leave
the situation with
and with him. and take part of the blame shout
people, majority think,
law marrag convince themselves that there are
obstacles their while they would
think and consult who the law
the subjects that boerng would do this
thing position that practically all Of these
The the best
the number violation brings its
absolutely nothing
child of which he the father Judge the
sincere he be suffering from melan
that he has been unable provide would advise
that him. have absolutely nothing to do him
1t is Just as cheap to live married as single.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31
DO YOU KNOW.

That kerosene will soften boots
and shoes that have been harden
ed by water, and makes them as
pliable as new.
Silk stockings will wear twice
as long if washed out in cold wa
ter each time after wearing. The
cold water does not fade them as
warm water does.
Clotheslines may be washed by
winding them on a long board
then scrubbing them with brush
This prevents them from tangline
and makes them easy to wind
once they are dry.
A teaspoonful of spirits of tur-
pentine added to two gallons oil
warm water will restore the bright
ness to carpets that are dulled
with dust. After sweeping the car
pet thoroughly, wiring cloth out
of the water and wipe the surface
of the carpet, first against the
grain and then with it.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31
THE FIRST LANTERN, AND UMBRELLA

Miss all of letters and enjoy them.
Oh the where adj
girls a ranch. 1 have lived
and hou brother.
washing be
enjoy 1 city girls
nearly always very lonesome.
Miss Grey, you tell me when, where, and by whom
umbrella made? And send
a reChe? MARY ANNE
impossible tell the origin
o umbrellas
princes among
from the a
derivation thorn material from which
The early had sides of horn tale bladder oiled
fury. the 9Th century they superseded
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

Is She a Citizen?
Dear Miss Grey: Please
let me know IL 1 can vote.
i married "a foreigner, and he
has not got his naturalization
papers out yet. L am an
American. Am barred
from voting? IGNORANT.
A.-Yes, until he takes out
his papers.
She Needs Hard Work.
Dear Miss Grey: VIII you
please tell me what to do. I
am in love with three young
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

Adolph William Russell Haw-
kins of Franfort, KY, is probably
the most "grandmothered" boy in
the union. He has seven of them!
Adolph has two everyday grand
mothers, Mrs. Susan Mary Haw-
kins of Lawrenceburg, KY, and
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

SHE WON'T MARRY HIM
Dear Miss Grey: 1 am a
young man of German de-
scent, and 50 years old. 1 am
a bookkeeper I'm a well-known
business house, and have
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

Some people are SO anxious to
see the sun come up that they
stay out all night.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31
The Younger Sister.


Dear Miss Grey: am .
girl 10. Is 1t proper for my
sister IS to give my large E
sized photograph to my boy
friend without my permits
sion? Is 1t proper for two
boy friends to take my chum
and myself to a class play?
Is 1t right to stand OH the
porch Just before leaving
your friend, and is kissing
over the fence allowable?
SWEET SIXTEEN.
Alt is certainly not RICH
for your little sister to give you,
photograph away without you
permission, nor right for you t,
without your mothers permission
If you are the kind Of girl VIII,
kisses over the fence II 10 no
proper for you to 60 anywher,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

with boy friend, without your
mother with you. If you were
real sensible girl, a nice crowd of
you young people could go to the
class play, and nothing be wrong
about it, but don't fool yourself
that people don't know when you
are silly, and another thing, my
dear, they blame your parents for
it. That isn't fair, is 1t, to bring
blame on them?
Dear Miss Grey: In what
years did the st. Louis fair
open? Also can you give me
the date that Stokes shot Jim
Fish i'm New York? O. A.
A.-The st. Louis Fair opened
In 1904. The other date / can
not exactly, but it was about
1876.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-01-31

Hemp q 1t is pretty,
should popularity scrubbed with
water when soied and blocks again easily into shape
handsome spring hat in this straw lie of white
a upturned brim which
This facing within inch and half the edge of the
this hemp a o
together
TIE The s
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
The WEATHER
CONDITIONS

The .ow pressure area. N!.h center
over North Csr,.:aa. covers ,he Allan.
&c states th.- u.yrE!-s extending
westward over the ohio AKA T.,D..-
SEE Valleys and attended by cloudy
snf shover, weather The ra...a. %.
'ao ohio valley 49, re.sd nearly one
hal inch
TIE pr-s-gfes are relatively hi.h
and The weather FAR and cooler fr0n,
ih- Texas coast northWard % the up
per Lake..
hisn press az" area q great -x-
t-it covers IT. northern portions ~
the country west = th- lp.r y.Li.,.
Fair and cooler weather 4. irtlrt.,.i
Tor this section touisht and 80
weather with moderate teulperatur..
l'rfIay
i'tsl 1atA Highest t-ur.-sttir..
>"stefdaN. . degrees lowest las
-iSHt - desrv-s. rainfall! 90.
The ohio vii probably ris. slightly
~ me district during tl.- u.xt 20
hours d g,t.
Sr,u.i .'.r.ct"r.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
WELLSBURG
ENTERTAINED

A.r aud Mrs Chris Ndb,-.-, enter.
.hc Py'h.aH Slste-s 80 th..r
w. 900 the Fourth ward W.dur-I,.
evening. Harry irbu-a-f and Miss
i.-.N' N'II'- iIuyrc several -.I"r. ions
acted 'u tile role nf vocal -oloI-t 4
Ht" Hf'-ruUr-c luncheon ua. served
L'Hr fu' clos uf tho evening
rose present Her- lI-. N..r.l
W"p5. Mrs Eliza Richmond. Mrs Geo.
P0s'lcttvHif. Nr. Jra,-,r At.,,r.,.
Mr and Mrs Hush Dram Mrs Susie
John on. Mrs Timothy stiles. VII. r.
= Robinson a. brilliant Mr. " d.
haTnee. Mrs james IIlUIr. and tIr
and Nrs. Scot of Wei -iu-l Sir.
Iiams. Mrs y Robinson SIR. O-,s- d.
smith Mrs. Anna -',.su.. vi.. Mat
~I"Ifur. W, I.ur. Smith SIR.
Eleanor Jou'- ~ FoIilusl.r
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

William g. Crane is 10 D.. ID. next
important star az f.r Court theatre
MHth ic appears Their. tomorrow a.d
saturday afternoon au! utrlt in his
!,,c.-t undertaking The senator
Keeps House lt is il pin. o. DE
yre-eit with it- .crues located no
Wash. nEtoa. D. g.. ami ttc star VII
appear IN the cracrnial role of "a q.
=. senator
Joseph Brooks i- directing tEr
ran" tour tbs season and has mar.
pea 'N- au unusually important series
OF caEa -Dments because Thee period
marks The fifteenth anniversary OF Mr.
ran" debut upon ID" American
stage Mr. BROOKS began bis notable
'"'a'i''ai career ae traucs frs (
manager and their business and per
s'nai dfi1n-A.p has been so pleas
"Hi since that o. !. % labor al love
i.r him Co Uag"rtab. 10 look afrar
.H' i"uit lfuaiH.ts details uf % trans
CON mental 'ogr for tLe star 600 these
busy times
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
WHEAT

'tiDAGD N.,. 5-Rrii.f that f. t.,..
stock ut sprils wheat wpllt De. a.,
"dni h'Fr before tho close OF rari-
cation lad a. hrerish cI,-.t ur tods.'s
market The latest prices were. down
= t' - net corn showed q decline.
%! "- '" ;. 70 --, from last night and
o"i- q Joss OF e. sixteenth To- a quarter
ln provisions ta.r.. WAS 81 advance,
o. cents tu o. cents.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
OHIO RIVER x WESTERN
Raj WAY.

arrival ana Departure ~ uains =, Hen-
airf
srrfte % fo "a ~. sos A.. $50 ~
laeEfrt.ae 90 fup g1aisk r4ff.
sunday trllrs arr'r 90 PC Or and
fealr. af go
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

WHEELING. w Va Sow . ~
~" f4I.nWlus uUofaftuf.s "a tN, more
a't!'c wheeling zto,as .rs U.--,t.fsf
sAAly tor the tnteliiseucer by Howard
fhzieit & la. I1'At tToser-.
sTOf~Kg ~. .f.-v..-.---az.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
Pefroleurn

Off. CITY Nov trriF bal
.r... fr runs ff-rr. average.
$50 empmarfs fC1I-l rvnrls.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
WARW00D
Isiiaiar op.r,s,sn..

= Irc-e:t t.e-s e. E faor- ta-l. e. .-te-
I--ses IN ~--s;Tf.et;-u here -ls. b..
- ~ VEL ecNa1rr- f0~auI --taI I..
a. srNvs4. roe rtsf1e.le= - cyf.
teii p.r-rt tA.s seas:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
STOCK MARKET HAS NOT
YET RECLAIMED STRENGTH

NEW YORK. Nov. None % the
buoysncy which characterized yester-
days operations In stocks was mani.
Tested today. Trading, while much
under the total Of Wedneeday's ses-
zion. vas moderately large. but its
professional character vas doubtless
source OF disappointment 70 those
VINO had expected that the close OF
we political campaign might siimu-
lat" Investment demand
initial prices showed some material
ra.ns. especially I'm St Paul. tho Cop.
pers and SearsRoebuck In fact. st.
fihl later became the leader In re-
Spect or strength. with marked i'm
provemcnt in the Harrimans aud a
Few minor raIlers. including Missouri
facihc Pressure upon Heading and
steel resulted In general shading OF
prices later. There was further
marked Weakness in Beet Sugar and
sharp break In American Cotton OIL.
because OF the failure OF AN expected
dividend. st. Paul was at its best In
tho fnal hour when the general list
became more irregular.
Much of the restraint shown by this
market was traceable TO foreign con
d.iionH. Londons prices for our
stocks constituted mixture OF gains
and losses, in contrast 10 the previous
day. when many sharp advances were
recorded. Moreover. the tone OF the
Paris and Berlin Bourses was not
entirely hopeful. the Balkan situation
again Obtruding itself
The money market was dul. and
weaker. time rates falling as the de-
mand for call money increased Most
cali loans to-day we're made al : per
cent
Bonds were again firm. with activi.
~ in ST Paul and Atchison issues
Total sales. par value. $2.Sl3.00O
United states bonds were unchanged
on call
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
J. S. Bsohs q Cos crossing Letter.

INV YORK. nov. There vas con
siderable realizing in the market to-day
ttf prices hcld rrinar hatly well through
out - Paul Wa tho strong feature in
W." railroad list and tire talk was nlor,.
rsFiSteut that dividend rate would he
restored To- the old per cent basis.
Tie mn stocks were well supported and
-" Hartman lstpcks were r,.gain4rx
SOME ~ their lost popularity Rit nm.
'rndcfs The Ane"if Cotton OF If-
-. tors after free discussion -. the AZ
ffirs ~ the company decided 70 defer
fe lnrttiOn II dividend On common atoct,
u'tWifhstandinK the feet that the earn
ilS- showed six per cent earned On the
sfurk
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
New York Stock EXCHANGE

WHEELING. W Va. Nov : ~
EHus~ % a-tiv- stocks ou TIE Sew
'rt .t"ct E1ch.tQge. corrected daily BY
J.. NP stem a 90. brokers'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

Baron's Local Stocks.

+-Trarster books rlo-.-i oct IS for
~ cash dividend. payable nov. Sta.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
HAY AND GRAIN
tasa0as ~ c. =. .,.a..,sA . o..

To'a. ss-ss $3.50 osaare-.
Pittsburg Stocks.
WHEELING, " "a. Nov =
lhe active PItts8lrrt. stack- co.,.
ini-y ~ A T. As-t-n Co. bark-r-
snl brokers National Exchange Bans
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
Marion Har1and
Says:

III YOU can manage 70 use electricity
in your home, you have the best depur,
housekeeper the genius Of man has eve.
contrived to harness for domestic service
pom my own breakfast table we have
every morning the perfection toast not 10
he achieved by any other process. oolored
lightly crIspand'hot turned.out Wv the halt
dozen slices from the dainty little machine
1ttached by a slender wire 10 the drop light
above. lttoasts while we eat We do M,
have ~ wait"
Good Housekeeping Magazine tor Octoosr.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

Nm Rect SUGAR
w. tn1sf Line
NWHi COPPER
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

fH lines lawns raFlar rxrrsas ssr-
Ui .a ah.r~ertA weiEhluF fn esrsas 81
.f't lFurda rr NJ iarEe bulk viii not
.f .r.rleI Un lHtrenFrr cars
AT. lIN De- faly ~ rpf sunday
We aNlf .t. aH.fTt fuargorcy ahfp-
n erfa 20 ueftIuf vii ls rarfisf %
rsFrrrser cars tftwsen ~ snd G.fF
~
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08
Wheeling Live Stock.

v-h'oiias Liv. stoeS coHmission CO.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

rs iopenHushi Low irrosa
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

60 50 1sL ia'. ia ia Is 8
d' 81 +aA. 80 ss'. % %. .
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-08

Wig iiri .igc Co
WhE Mold & Fdy
- o steel 81 =
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
To Reautlfx Vacant Lots.

Vacant lots will prove more valu-
able from a viewpoint of attractive
ness If nothing else is the idea of
a manager of a San Bernardino (Cal.)
insurance, loan and land company,
who Is making arrangements to set
out thousands of deciduous fruit trees
on the lots owned by the company, in
various parts of the city.
These lots are at present barren in
many respects, and through the plant
ing of the fruit trees the appearance
of the lot will be very much improved.
Not only that, but it is figured that it
will be more attractive to the buyer,
and the results to buyer and company
alike will be much greater.
1t is the plan Of the company to set
the trees out and to have a competent
ho%rticulturist to care for them while
they are adapting themselves to the
soil in which they are planted. From
ten to twelve or more fruit trees will
be planted on each lot.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
Money to Loanon Real Estate
M. B. Cassell & Co Sherbrooke
BAND THE SHADE TREES NOW
State EntomoIosIst Of Indiana Warns
Against tho Deadly Ravases Of
the Red SpIder.

G. H. Baldwin, state entomologlst
of Indiana, says that by taking adj
vantage of the tree situation early
this year, Indianapolis owners Of
shade trees may be able to prevent
much of the annual destruction due
to insects.
"As soon as the earth begins to
warm" Mr.. Baldwin said, 1.-The tree
owner should band his trees with
some sticky material. This will ar
rest the upward movement of the red
spider, n of the worst enemies OF
the shade tree, particularly the elm,
oak, linden and like trees. The
spider hibernates during the winter
in the earth at the roots Of the trees,
and as soon as arr weather sets In
energies and starts up the tree, there
to live all summer. The sticky band
will prevent his early spring Journey.
"Of course there will be some red
spiders in the trees, because of eggs
laid there last summer, but the band.
ing will do a lot toward saving the
trees.
The banding will remain on the
boles of the trees during the summer,
and will be valuable in preventing the
caterpillar, the bag worm moth and
the tussock moth from ascending the
trees and eating the leaves. or course
there are many of these
moths in the trees now, but the band
ing will go a long way toward pre-.
serving the foliage and saving the
trees. BY removing the in
the trees, the moths a virtually be
e%radicated, If the banding is done.
The tussock moth is especially dan
gerous to trees In Indianapolis, be.
cause of the great number of the in.
sects here"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
Busiest Hen In the Country.

While 1t is not possible to state the
exact average production of eggs per
hen in one year 1t is conservatively
estimated in the United States to be
about seventy. BY improved methods
OF breeding, feeding and selection
birds have been found with actual in.
dividual records of 200 to 257 eggs a
year.
Only n hen has been found at Cor
nell that laid as high as PSI eggs in a
year, but this M example Of the de.
gree of perfection to which the breed.
ers' art has attained is valuable for
the pace 1t sets for others to follow
and surpass. The net profit obtained
from the sale Of these 257 eggs
amounted to $5.06.-Christian Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
Pike Once High Priced Fish.

The pike is q fish for which now
there is little demand. Yet Edward l..
who regulated the prices Of different
fish. that his subjects might not be
at the mercy Of the vendors, fixed the
values of pike higher than fresh sal,
mon. and at more than ten times that
OF the best turbot.
Pike are supposed to live longer
than any other fish. in spite Of their
former popularity as food. Gesner re.
lates that in 1897 a pike was caught
IN suabia with a ring attached, in,
scribed Il was first put into this lake
by the hands Of the Governor of the
Universe. Frederick IL, October g.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
f1OME@0
v HELPS
BETTER HOUSING CALLED FOR
Community Can Not BE Made At
tractive Without the Cooperation
Of the Builder.

"The housing problem is n Of the
most important aspects of home de.
velopment and good homes are the
keystone of the whole social arch,"
writes Edward T. Hartman, secretary
of the Massachusetts Civic League, in
the annual report of that organization.
Mr.. Hartman discusses the housing
problem in towns, and says in part:
Il want particularly to mention
three aspects of the housing problem;
the aesthetic, the social and the eco
nomic. For many years we have had
in Massachusetts a succession Of
short-lived organizations developed to
improve the appearance of towns.
They have in the main died because
their aim was superficial. Beauty
cannot easily be engrafted upon rot
tenness. People are beginning to Q
that in a town In which every house
is of good design and in which main
tenance work is carefully looked aft
er, there are those elements of art
which when combined make for a
beautiful community.
"The social aspects of the housing
problem r enough, It seems to me,
to aus every n Of us to re-esti-
mate the values Of the items covered
in our efforts for social advance. Bad
homes are responsible for a large per-
centage of the immortality which the
churches are trying to cure; they are
responsible for a large part of the
sickness the hospitals, dispensaries
and nurses r trying to cure, and d.
rectly Or through immortality or sick
ness they are responsible for much Of
the poverty the charities are trying to
cure.
'The economic aspects of the hous-
ing problem are serious. Towns get,
as a rule, that for which they bid.
That Is, If force of circumstances
brings a large number of people to a
town, the quality Of these people will
depend in large measure on the kind
of homes which are offered them. If
the people have to content themselves
with the abandoned dwellings,, out
buildings and similar inferior homes,
they will be Of an inferior type of peo-
pie, because self-respecting people
will not live in such homes.
But when the people coming into
a town are offered attractive homes
on we'll planned streets self-respect-
ing people will come, they will in
crease the taxable value of the town,
they will pay their way through the
schools, the streets and elsewhere,
and they will decrease the per cap.
ita demand for all the remedial insti-
tutions.
ut is not enough to develop good
homes. They must be maintained in
a good condition. There is therefore
a call for an active local healthy au-
thority. To meet its conditions and
needs every town must have a good
law, the efficient enforcement Of
which will give the town what it
needs in the way Of houses, and 1t
must have an active board of health
that will e that houses are always
kept clean and sanitary"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25

Always.
Mr.. Rivers" said one Of the regu.
lar readers Of the Daily Bread. when
an idea for q bright editorial occurs
to you In the middle Of the night do
you get up and make a memorandum
of it,"
NO." answered Rivers. II tuck it
away snugly In one corner Of my
brain and go to sleep again"
Then you take it out next day and
use it,"
mo; 1 always forget it."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
Rapid Growth Of White Pine.

After 2S8 years of white pine cut.
ting, In Massachusetts alone, which by
many Is supposed to be denuded OF
timber, there were 238,000,OOO feet of
white pine alone cut in 1908 govern.
ment fgures). The forest service fur.
Their reports that 1T is not improb.
able that a similar cut can be made
every year in the future from the nat,
ural growth Of white pine in that
STATE"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
Proof Of .oentlev Ancestry.

According to the Revue seientihque
It 10 possible to trace in modern and
quite poor people the marks Of armor'
bearing ancestry. The wearing Of
casques and armor pressing on the
necks and bodies Of generations pro,
duced certain birth.marks which can
DO found today on members Of famil
tes mot In good social position" But
INVESTIGATION has proved thsy are d
contle descent
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
Very Unconventional,

Worry Unconventional.
'Will you be my wife!"
The girl parted this question with
another.
rs this proposal the result OF q bet
or a joke OF q dare?" she inquired.
by no means. l ask you to marry
me because l love you"
1T Is unusual, but. after all, the un.
usual Is the proper caper nowadays
l accept you. Frederick"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
A Woman. Humor.

A Woman's Humor.
Madam" began the man. respect
fully. Il am very hungry. Could you
give me a bit Of something?"
II will call the dog" the woman re-
Piled.
II am hungry enough to eat the
dog" the man said. but I'd rather
have something else"
And womanlike. she went inside
and banged the door.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1912-07-25
Not Satisfied.

WELL" said the Billville neighbor,
Il reckon your John Is satisfied, now
that he's safe in congress-"
mo-" said the old lady. "Just as
as he gifts his shoes polished,
puts on a billed shirt an takes a ride
in a ortermobile he'll wonder why it
didn't occur to him to run for presi.
dent"