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Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
Daddy Bedtime
- MI. Snail
OlOIy- Looks *, For Snug
Winter Quarter.

"A 2 EARLY all the leaves were OF the trees. They lay on the ground IN
i they rusled and spun around n a way that delighted Tabby and the
kitten.
"id you ever see a leaf run a racer" asked daddy Of Jack and Evelyn
This morning there was a fine race in the garden.
"A little oak leaf lay beside the wheelbarrow. 1t was a lovely russell
brown, and near 1t vas a pretty yellow maple leaf y
"Come on cried the maple leaf; IH race you down the garden walkF
"Im tired. replied the oak leaf. Il think III resta awhile
"Oh. you're afraid! You know I'll beat you! cried the maple eaf. -
"Next to the maple leaf lay a lively little dogwood leaf.
""Those oaks are regular old foges! barked the dogwood.
"And they quarreIed in such a lively way that they did not notice Master
Snail crawling slowly up and looking for a nice warm place In which to stow
his house for the winter
"Mr. Snail you know. carries his house O. his back. 1t Is a little white
shell cottage. When he weather gets cold he looks for a safe. warn corner
and then closes it or the winter He builds the door himself If a liquid which
comes from his body.
III you lift a stone or a n old decayng log in winter you aeh likely to find
snafs and many other tiny creatures which have crawled under there to keep
warm.
when Mr. Snail saw the pile Of leaves lying 50 still and heard the oak
leaf talking OF resting he said to himself: Here's a fine place for me to settle
for the winter / nj crawl under the leaves. Others will blow over thenL
and III have n snug blanket w me-
$50 he cawled under the leaves and began to seal up his front door, Just
then a whole host OF strange leaves ame racing along in the wind. shrieking:
Run a racer The other leaves Joined them. They ran into the river
Leaves are MOI just made for swimming and when they get well soaked
with water they will go to the bottom If the sream t, live with the frogs and
fishes.
"oh, dear yes; Of course Mr. Snail vas disappointed! He poked his head
say: --
blow away"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
His Presentation Speech.

In Italy in the days when Queen
Margherita was the lovely young bride
Of the then crown prince II little anec'
dote Of her reception In one OF the mn
towns was current alike In society ana
in the press. The little boy who VIA
to present the usual bouquet was thu
son Of n distinguished literary man
and he had been taught a pretty poem
of n few lines In graceful praise OF the
princess. But when the moment came
to recite he stood mutely gazing Mt her
too overcome to speak. After a mo
ment In order TO relieve the situation
tbe princess smiled and held ont hei
hand for the flowers. The little fello"
held back for n moment. then. to the
delight Of the assembly. explained con
fdentially as he gave the flowers to
her.
There were verses. but you are so
beautiful | can't remember them"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
c.nleridae AZ a Taiker.

Coleridge WAS a marvellous talker.
One morning when Ho0kham Frere
also breakfasted with me- Coleridge
talked for three hours without Inter
mission about poetry and 20 admirably
that I wish every word be uttered had
been written down. But sometimes his
hnrangues were quite unlntellig1ble
not only to myself, but to Others.
Wordsworth and l called upon him n
afternoon when he was in q lodging on
Pail Mall. He talked unipterruptedly
for about two hours. during which
Wordsworth listened to him with pro
found attention, every now and then
nodding his head rs II in assent. On
quitting the lodging l said to Words
worth: We'll, for my part. could NOT
make head or tail OF Coleridge's ora
ton. Pray did you understand itF
Not one syllable of It," was Words
worth's reply.-"Famous louise and
Literary Shrines Of London"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
Che That Passed.

She had on thin black silk. with
white ac~centuations OF some sort
loose and wavy In the body n nut
ieroHs In the skirt May be her SHOES
were black and her stockings whlte'
or vice versa, ! couldn't swear which
and she was fairly long and fairly
1.-the, and when she went by she left
a sense Of having passed. We didn't
see her face at all, but we were botb
looking after her as she turned the
corner.
"Do you think" said l. "shs Is a
married lady?'
He considered.
81 would not say that. but she did
not somehow give the impression OF II
consistent spinster. did sheT
Not Just that Impression, pol-Lfe.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
PORK, A WINTER MEAT.

During the cold winter months our
warm, and pork, then, has its innings.
Little pigs from four to six weeks old
are the piece de resistance for many
e%picures.
Pork, containing such a large per
cent. of fat. is a valuable food for
body heat, though 1t Is hard of diges-
ton.
Pork Chops.-Pork chops, when well
cooked, are a most popular meat, but
dried and tasteless, as they are more
than often served, most unsatisfac-
tory.
Place the chops in the frying pan
with lust enough water to cove the
bottom Of the pan; parboil uncovered
until the water has ev~aporated, then
the chops will quickly brown. Sea-
son and serve a juicy chop well done
without being cooked to a crisp.
Cored, unpeeled apples fried In the
remaining fat, sprinkled with a little
sugar to give them a color, make a
nice garnish for the platter OF pork
chops.
Harbecued Ham-Soak thin slices
of ham an hour In lrkewarm water;
drain, wipe and cook. in a hot frying
pan, until slightly Drowned. Remove
to the platter and add to the fat in the
par three tahlespoonfuls OF vinegar
mixed with a ~teaspoonful OF mustard,
halt a teaspoon Of sugar and a few
dashes of paprika. When thoroughly
hot pour over the ham and serve.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
HUMOROUS QUIPS
The New A 3 c.

A was an author, who thought OF q pun.
B was the barber, who thought it was fun
C was the cook who was wailing for
wages.
And D was pure drivel for two hundred
pages.
e, electrician who planned out the show.
F was a friend, who was sure 1T would go.
G was the goal of dramatic intent.
And II hack mpos at ninety per cent.
j was insanity, making a book
OF J-that's the ~joke-that had paid on
the cook.
K was the managers kinsman, who said
That for Love of the hack he would have
the play read.
M was the manager, skilled in the arts.
N were the nymphs hat he picked for
their parts.
o was the opportune opening night,
p the press agent, who knew h to
write.
Q was the query of "Why did he do itY'
r the rNply. "Well, he doesn't sit through
it."
8 was the sidewalk brigade in a thrcng.
r was the usual topical song.
u was the usher who sneers at your
haste.
v was the varlet whose clothes hurt your
taste,
And w waltz, which must Colts the
style.
X was the x for two seats On the aisle.
Y is yourself who bought tickets today,
And z Is the zan who goes to the play.
Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
Sirens and Sponpes.

The origin OF the sirens. whose voices
charmed men to their death. has been
fnncifully attributed to n species OF
great sponge that grows In the eyre
MAN gulf. Sponge fishing is the chief
industry Of the Tripolitan and Iuni'
sian coasts. Through n golden mist
that rises when the sun Is setting the
giant ong are seer like nymphs
seated in the depths Of the clear water
Exchange.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
No Matter,

"What are you doing. dear?' asked
the little girls mother as b paused
to look at ome very strange mark
the child was making on a piece Of
paper.
I'm writing a letter to Lille Smith,
was the answer.
but. my dear" laughed the mother.
''you don't know how to write"
"Oh. that doesn't matter, mother!
Lille doesn't know how to read
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
How She Knew,

Mrs shopper How do you like my
new oriental rugf Mrs. Hopper 'sean-
ming the rug critieally,-Are you sure II
is oriental? Mrs. Shopper-Sure. Why
| stood by just as 1t WAS being finished
by n Turk. or an Armenian. or a Per
sian-I cont know whicb-St. Louis
Post Dis patch.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20

The littie giri's ~undergasnsu4 tAsa b
eaite plain at the FROM Is always a pretty
one for wear beneath dainty dresssa
This one Is made in princesse ssyte 10
front but with a full skirt at the back,
1t can be trimmed with q frili Of
embroidery or with one of laoe or with
A frill of the material trimmed with lace.
The front is made in three portions so
that it is shapely and smooth fitting, but
the back of the petticoat 10 straight and
gathered at its upper edge. On the figure.
the neck and armhole edges are finished
with lace banding and frills but a scalloped
edge is always pretty and dainty.
For the s year size, the petticoat viii
require IA yards of material So or Is
yards "A inches wide with 2 yards Of
edging and 81 yards Of insertion.
The pattern of the slip 1913 is cut in
sizes for little girls from q to 8 years Of
age. 1t will be mailed to any address
by the Fashion Department Of this
cspey. on receipt Of ten cents
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
-M~~~<N
Perfect Eli.

Billie's ann bought him some
nice, new white duck pants. The
first time they were washed they
shrupk.
Billie wen out to play. In five min
utes he was back with his plaintive
wall
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
EAPT HND
J HOWE BAIKS
a ny "A "a PLB "a pa p -
A Christmas ~Near-Tragedy

NJ tn, !. important 1ssl s saynt W. ~ n' wi,as n ~ who Ws usually saM ferssishtsd.
~ had still much to do Therefore. Mrs Williams wa au' 10'"'N
She war a commuter. and like all good commuters bad con to o
with a larse.ized travelling bag in which to carry nsr pn stnmss Of MI u
urban delivery: u,r.n. .r II. ~
shopped fast and furiou,ly and the crowds had been dense and the ess heavy
B., But ), with ,, .ss =, s.a .st.,es , he x snossn s .'s had a. soashs Minnie, WI" who was Just
coming ut this winter. = 'o'ay tan For Ter sister, "a a n ~ ace oon sa
we're safe and secure among the other packages In the bag At this thought
she srsaths 3D., . Deep deep sigh Of relief sasz; nn q h p o0ea She sH hs i found ss q S.a ua
,ewered hair ornamsntf for Alice Ahoe'ther, al she thought over 10 sssM *
her her most important purchases until tho last sh. fsK .. had don. we'll
been n nd men .as y, .t s :. s shi IT. sisnI* Now .airt~.,,st. va, . HOBBY with Mr..
William. sa' vsts III. them .onn: '' nss,o autumn II =. s. "a :. s.i, 1s' ts.:
.hirw.lst.. she inrounhrry psusA. Y ought % "a stop 70 look At shirt.
! ra sst. . n'n much = to Do. ~ home esas:@' B. I'm n.1.. T. .s ' he did ID .ss,.
III. vast. W. tn. most v.nA~fo, s.r..,n: 81: had .s .~a. s'vs,
broiaery. ~A material At tho price 81. ~ her hs % u. ssr while Sd:
i s,sna's a ssssa Other. tutssr On ssosass1 her. %. * init. szassd. "a
sn.n' se.s.. .. .n;z A4 - then ssn; r.: = Mn n; ~ a. sss s.,..t CO. ss s.n, , -; ,.s'"'
She nav to where she had left It
TranusaHy, ss booked. Almost h,senaal -. qo~tp1sa .s-peov,>
But II. .s-A 70 - t.s.1; No NO. ~ had =. ~ 49,.
man had ..t ii t. u. Lost a.A 1ousd- Tho s.ss:.a vs A..s,es up but b:
Found T~ 1'S s.s h.rrt.a : ~ hr4,z... dark srn~ It To .sers. Wan. .sods
the asca s" s,n. md = rg' 1T g 1% . : : 1 sid a. ns s.se'1 a.. !. -. a@' '"' ~ '''
n. "A ' ss,9s~ w ". . = ,1.. ,1l es' s,ss.sa. R'- :sa,:, n ie''' The "'''@''
Put n appealing i'd in the paper. and maybe tho thief viii r'taTa then."
So q. a iorbn hope. Mrs Williams finally decided to put ~ - h
and tAa So tssrtzn1 went home
TIE ext afternoon, so :. . hit. title nervous woman Appeared NJ n" door,
Il have a bag exactly like that" explained the woman. and I had ~
down town With me yesterday. Before rent into Blank. metz my a.ushts.
so nearly a hopeless imbecne from shopping. that I couldn't remember whethes
/ / s sS ' tsa f sssn, m ea ss ss my ao< s' n::S', s or 20. . ps = or esa9 y IN '' '~'
1T really does agreed Mrs wnn.mA What With losing m, bag
.wsl i win sen = wv said the other :. n. turned TO- e.
gd he bag and shed tears upon Its unresponstve leather, side
Ia~A~ A~J
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
zIGkVEGMEN
2asEHG7ABINET

FL IA OW little II costs, If we give 1t a
EAsA E@l thought,
To make happy some heart each day,
Just one kind word, or q tender smile,
AS we 60 on our daily way.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-20
HEALTH HINT FOR TO-DAY.
Chiidrsn,a lrinhina-

Tea and coffee Should not b
given to n child under seven. and
the Longer the delay the better.
A good cocoa Is often enjoyed.
Milk and water pnd diluted on.
densed milk may also be given
aud. very cautiously plain soda
water. 1t should never be for
gotten that milk is q food and
not q drink and that plenty q
water nushes the kidneys There
In no reason why \ healthy cht,d
should not drink wtssn u tesh
thirty -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

'Mees" Mcdowell is an angel. AS
the head of the settlement she
hears all of the troubles, heart
aches, misery and, once in a
while, laughter of many foreign
ers herded together in squalid
tenements. A Slavic mother with
her little children clinging fright
ened to her skirts pitifully weeps
out story of a drunken brute of
a husband. That is Miss McDow-
ellis clue for action. There has
never been human brute to
whom she was afraid to talk and
talk with forced plainness.
She organized the first wom-
ans trade union ever ATTEMPTED
In the stockyards and insisted
upon better working conditions
for the girls and women, and she
attends the meetings of the mems
union, too.
She opened her settlement in a
small storeroom IA years ago.
Soon she expanded to three
rooms over a feed store. Now she
is at the head of $4,000 insti-
tuition, Libraries, assembly halls,
music rooms, gymnasium and
school rooms. physicians, nurses
and teachers.
Once in a while Miss Mellow
ell skdps to another city and talks
to crowds of working girls. Her
favorite address is s'The Helpless
In Industry" 1t is worth any
persons time to hear 1t.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Chicago university has two
settlements, one in the aristo-
cratic region near the university
and the other a few hundred feet
from a square mile of slaughter
houses-the Chicago stock yards.
"One was located among the
'ewells' and the other in the
Smells" explained Miss Mary
Mcdowell, the plump. ioulIy, blue
eyed Seotchwonan, who is the
darling of PaclSingtown.
However, Chicago people are
more apt to refer the Miss Mellow
ell as "the stockyard angel"
And in the stockyard district, to
thousands of Polish and Lithuan-
ian workers and their families
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
The Demons of the Swamn


are mosquitoes. AS they sting
they put deadly malaria germs
in the blood. Then follow the lev
chills and the fires of fever. The
appetite flies and the strength
fails; also malaria often paves
the way for deadly typhoid. But
Electric Bitters kill and cast out
the malaria germs from the
blood; give you fine appetite
and renew your strength. After
long suffering" wrote VIM. Fret
we'll, of Lucama. N. c., three bot
ties drove all the malaria from
my system, and I've had good
health ever SINCE" Best for all
stomach. liver and kidney ills.
soc at Ryner Malstrom Drug Co.,
938 Pacific av.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
A CAREFUL EDITOR.

Conductor Charles Carter, of
the Atlantic Coast line, recently
surprised his friends by stealing
quietly away and marrying
Miss De Leach, their marriage be-
ing a elimination of a romance
begun some years ago before Mr.,
Carriers first marriage.-Ocala
(Fla.) Banner.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
TWAS A CINCH.

"And what is your occupa-
tion?" asked the insurance agent.
I'm a woodsman. During the
hunting season / act as guide"
"I'm sorry, but my company
won't write a policy on your
class"
"Why not? Surely I'm a good
risk"
"My dear sir, you're not a risk;
you're a certainty" - Detroit
Free Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

Rich Banker-So you want to
be my son-in-law?
Suitor-Well, I'm not exactly
keen on that, but as 1 want to
marry your daughter, l suppose
| shall have to take the other job
on, too.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Cleaning 1t.

BAH" exclaimed the socialist.
Money is filthy lucre."
"Well, I've done the best I
could today" replied the man
who dabbles in stocks. eve
cleaned up thousand dollars"
-Lippincott's
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
The Real Creditor

"Biggins says he owes every
thing to his wife"
THAT isn't true" replied
higgins father-in-law. His
wife quit lending him anything
years ago and then he started In
owing me. "-Washington Star.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Eve knew.

At last the world knows why
Eve ate that apple. An apple
grower tells the International
Shippers Association that eating
apples is better for the complex
ion than all the beautifiers in
the drug store.-New York
Tribune.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
SOME KID, Ell,

Isaac F. Marcosson was born
some 30 odd years ago in Louis
vile, Ky, and Immediately after
joined the staff of the Louisville
Times, soon graduating into the
position of city editor.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Washington society is all a-quiver
because Woodrow Wilson has three
manageable daughters. Great Caesar,
what luck! Just think of having three
unmarried manageable daughters and
being elevated to the top notch of
Washington society!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

What was the make of that car whose
owner deliberately ran it into San
sFrancisco bay and then asked for a pile
driver to hammer it in so it would stay?
Now, agents, don't all answer at once.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Few Minors.

Rather, what is a minor oper-
atom"
"A minor operation, my boy,
is one for which the patient
cheerfully pays the BILL"
And a major operation?"
oh, that's one for which the
bill is settled by the heirs.
Judge.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Intuition,

Two newsies had this CONVEX
sation at Ninth and Chestnut
streets, yesterday afternoon:
DO you know what / t'ink o.
youse?"
No; but IL it's what I think
youse t'ink, dare youse to say
IL. "-Philadelphia Record.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

midas main highways, called
grand trunks" are all 100 feet
wide, macadamized, have stone
culverts and trees on both sides,
completely arching the roads in
most places.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
STRANGER.

She-I never saw Mrs. Haver-
time with that man before. I
must find out who he is.
He-You needn't worry; it's
only her husband. - illustrated
Bits.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Elk Sultan Abdul, called the Damned

does not hear prastrate Turkeys call
ing for him in her extremity, says a
foreign correspondent. But, Alb has
heard so many calling him that per-
haps he's wise in not coming out of his
hole until he recognizes the real turkey
call.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

California suffragettes want woman
in Woodrow Wilson's cabinet. A good
{ I've woman as secretary of agriculture
would be an Improvement, anyhow.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Most Interesting.

eve ought to have a most in
teresting year with our card
club"
THAT SOP"
Eyes, three of last years MEM
bers are suing for divorce. De
troit Free Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Over Sc, 1000 New York wives support

the husbands, declares Mrs. Carrie c.
Gait, the illustrious suffragette. But,
Mrs. Gait, if their wives didn't, their
mothers would have to, wouldn't they?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

There is clock in st. Peters,
burg that has 95 dials. 1t tells
the time of day in 80 cities and
shows the movements of the
planets.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

What has become of the old
fashioned man who used to cal
two eggs for breakfast?
Maybe he's In the poorhouse.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
He Wins

What do you think will final
ly be selected as our national
plant "
well, it's dollars to cents il
will be the mint" -Baltimor
American. ......g
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Oakland baseball man, sentenced to
Oklahoma for his health, took carbolic
acid. Maybe knew Oklahoma health
resorts and wasn't afraid of any others.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
Alfred D. Robinson, famous breeder

of Barred Plymouth Rocks, boldly adj
vertises "No telephones; they're too
much trouble" One business man who
defies the exchange tyrant!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

A Belgian railway manager has
embezzled $4,000, 1000 from his
company. Another of those things
they do better in Europe.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
GAZE

ecung
and cites where
But the important thing about his philosophy that life for all of
young o the limit
Gaze himself object lesson of interest No would him
has platform
philosophy of whole
mental science.
There all of feeling that
feel than the accomplishing The
better what the world has looking Adam
Gaze the final
after Thanksgiving.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Bismuth and nickel steel ex-
pand when cool, instead of con-
tracing like other metals.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

One Tacoma automobile dealer is al
ready advertising an "advance show
ing" of 1914 models of certain car
What you might call progressive!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Probably it takes all kinds of
cities and towns. including Little
Falls, to make a free country.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
KEEP 1T ON THE JOB

Commissioner Nick
going.
But the will probably pumping
would be the
until the
and good long test
From all the of FLOATING twisted joints
they know the old hand
emergency out along the pipe line
Another thing that citizens are interested in that the water be
question that the
citizen is nfused.
In short for the would
should be
emily
big line.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
They're excusing men from jury ser

vice in England because they have con-
scientious objection to the immortality
OF trying women by men under man
made laws.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

The eight railways touching the
anthracite mine district carried
6,665,321 tons of coal in October.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Seattle certainly does lead Tacoma in
some things; take yesterdays earth
quake for instance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
First Advertiser.

First Advertiser.
"Why should | advertiser"
We'll, here's an example:
America wasn't named after CO.
lumbus who discovered 1t; but
after Amerigo Vespucci, who first
advertised it. louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

The United States imports more
tea from Japan than from China.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
They call Cousin Bill Taft's Lotu

club speech his "swan song. Bill
doesn't look it but maybe is he sang
you'd think it swan.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25
QUIPS
HUNTERS Delight.

Bye a baby bunting; daddy's
gone a-hunting. One friend took
daddy for a deer, but he only got
one ear; one friend took him for
a moose; let a charge of buckshot
loose. But the wound was very
light; dads lucky man, all
right.-Washing Herald.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Call me early, mother darlington
I've got to do my Christmas shopping
early.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-25

Maybe it's the Sublime porte" but
it looks like the sublimated.