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Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
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fhe wife Of . leading minister n
. New jersey town wss sitting sa
~ porch Of the manse when maa
With . grip in his hand started 10
some up the steps.
spotting him ct once for . book
asent or . peddler, she said firmly:
sNothing today"
"Hsve You saer" queried IL
stranger.
Fearing thst IN sflirmstive -
ever might Iced to further convex
setion, in which the salesman would
try TO demon he improvements
nsds in Il since had pur-
chased her. listers wife an
sversd short.,. No."
Shaking his head, the man retreat.
- down The stePs, repeating this
se.tencs several times: Hasn't "a
90, deesat want sae."
Ths nan's manner end tone Of
vsios awakened the woman's curios-
ity; 20 very soon she went over to
Q neighbors house, where she had
seen the man stop, and asked:
what was that man who was here
. few minutes ago selling?"
To her astonishment and chagria,
the neighbor replied "Bibles. Lip
pincott's.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
SuunnD

S0o
se.te Of Colorado. IS.
l|OuBty of Gunnisoo,
10 the County Coart.
ID. =. Mctilsshsn.
Daniel kirk wood. James Diehm, SUMMONS
end the Unknown Heirs of
". c. woodol, Decessed
TIE People 81 the State 81 Colorado,
70 Daniel kirk wood, james q. Di.hm, sad the
Usknown Beirs of ". c. Woodol, Deceased,
the defendaBts abs,ve named, GREETING.
Nou ere beveby required 10 appear In an
TINA brought against you by the above named
El.is.ih' IN the 'esa,y sy ooar, Of Gn.ni.cn 90
ess@pla int therein within twenty days after the
seryice hereof, if served within this County;
tioe. within thirty days after the service hereof
enclusive 81 the day of service; or Judgment by
asfsalt will be taken against you according 20
the prayer OF the comI liant; and u q copy ~
the com plant In the above entitled action he
not served With this su lannon's, or II the service
kescOf be made out Of this state, then ten days
edditional to the time herein before spec ified
S0r appearance and answer will he allowed
ssfose the taking Of Judgment BY default ss
The said action is brought that the defen-
dants may be required to set forth the nature
u their claims in and TO the following describ-
I'd real state situate in the County Of tiuuni-
soa aud state of Colorado, to-wit:
A. usdiyided five twent y-fourths t5-24l inter
- in the West half 81 the Southwest quarter
Y a
Bsathwest quarter tNEia Of SWh), and the
sOuthesst qHarter of the Northwest quarter
tBkis of NW4l of Section Nineteen (ig), Town
ship Fifty (s0) North, Of Range One ~ East Of
the New Mexico ?. N. containing Iis.s4 acres,
sshject 10 the right Of way Of the Denver and
lilo Grande Railway Company, and that by a
JUAwment and Decree of this Court all adverse
elaine of defendants therein he determined
sd that II be sdjadxed and deereed that de-
esedsnts have not, and Of them, any
rkght, title or interest whatever in To said
premises, and that they he forever estopped
fvs,m asserting any claim thereto, and that the
title a plaintiff To said premises be declared
leGsl and valid, and plaintiff prsys for such
other relief as may appear just including costs
u s1it, as will more fully appear from the
cO0plaiut In ss id action To which reference il
here made, and copy Of which is bereunto
attached.
And you are hereby notified that il you fail
70 appear and to answer the said complaint
abpse required. the said plaintiff will cause
ye1F default 70 he entered herein and then
pruceed to judgment against you prayed for
IN said complaint.
6ivsa under my hand and the Seal Of said
Ce1rt at Gunnison, in said County. this 9Th day
q yune A. ID 1912.
SEAL Gro HETHERIS6roN,
Judge and Acting Clerk.
Firvt pub. June !. last pub. July ). 1912.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
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Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
eoae,eM SCHOOL oeMr,srav.

School dentistry appears to have
reached its highest development in
Sweden, where the teeth of all pupils
are under constant supervision. The
dental surgeries, of which there are
about thirty, are open each day, and
ct these special institutions the
school childsen are served for small
fees-the plan Of moderate charges
having been found more satisfactory
than free services. In Germany,
With twelve times a. many inhabi-
tants, the complete dental surgeries
for children are said to number about
oos hundred.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
MAD FORTY oAvs' Aesr.

Willie-Wonder what all the ami.
mails did during those forty days in
the ark?
Tommy-Oh, they just lay around
and scratched their selves, I guess.
Willie - Scratched theirselveA
ncthin'! What'd they scratch foe
~hen there was only two AessP
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
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asua0s.
Cskis asuissd -. - y -
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aAsssGA she hssA Glssci.e . =
osals.s s.sA shss Z ws . csaas-
mest i@usd By Sgwsse KaA =
housv township for Harry nsAA.
Thsakiag that his vi-is~ vss .
washable. Collins inquIs~d sh<ss
Hshs wss.
'1ln Hsha.r replied the nsn.
sfes ~e. Squire ka.h didn't have
. ceRstsble handy. - he gave -
the commitment and told me -
come down here myself. He ksews
me pretty well and wasn't afraid -
trust me"
The squire hives about sistecu
miles from the county seat. The
complaint sgains, Hahn was lodged
by q veung wenan. who charged
that he was untrussworthv in keep
ing pledges; just the opposite of the
squire's idea Of the man.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
SvfsCE or FINAL sErrLExESr

First pub June !. last pub. July ). 1912.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05

NO1fCE Of FINAL sETTLE0kNI
In the Matter Of the Estate of George J.
smith. Decreased.
MsnAsy the 18th day sf July A D., 1872.
being s.ne Of the regular days Of the June
1erm 0f the County Court a Gunnison touiaty.
IN the State of Colorado, I. Lee Lehman.
Enecutor of said estate, will appear before
the Sod9e II said Court, present my final set
tleOsnt such Executor and pray the ap-
proval Of the same. and will then apply he
disehorxed such Executor. At which
ttDe and place any person IN interest may sp-
rear and present objections to the same II any
ti-ese he.
Dated At Gsnnison Colorado, June :, 1872
LEE LEHMAN. Executor
81 TIE estate Of George j. smith, Deceased.
Firse pub june II last pub July L. 1872.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
TOO MUcss o. ~.

z uDdefstand that Jimsoa = Q
yv.Ag man Of sreat promise"
'He %. That . Why - = bGaG
Uo1 foe hG1neh Of
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
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- spasssrd- hss ~ could - -
. essd start to his story. A sssa
- hs would get his mouth fs~ -
sngsa the b~r,~.r seusd have . frcuA
sasslv Of lssher ready. tesel would
he Pssesd over the felssss Ease. g
The rszer would jass srsze his chsn
ed h. would ie eempslied to desist.
Al isst the eysrst'ea wss complete
ID. the bsri e was applying the hair
oll- and the talkative sae began:
"fhcse cold davs are nothing. In
II nos. ~hv, IT wss % cold"
"Nextw yelled the tonsorisl ar
tist, sad the chap wss hustled out of
Tie chair.
"These's . lot Lie hin,' said the
hsshsr sfter the old-yosng fellow
Asd left. Each one i ready TO tell
ves Of the coldest day in his ezperi-
n0, snd somehow or other it slvsys
AapPsas to be away back IN ssCA-
anA-such q year.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
NouseNolo TALK.

Husband-A fool and his money
are soon parted.
Wife, haven't noticed any of
the fool shout YOU for some Tina
judge.
Gunnison news-champion., 1912-07-05
49, q 49, dcaD

Once h County fveassp-r. 6ssoissa Osusty
OolorsAo June 24th. ISl2
Noties is hsrcby sivss that ! vin ssAuuo at
my ONCE in 6unsisSa. Guaaisos CouaAs, all
Warrants uuushsssd ss folloVs:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
AFTERSSYEARS
WIFE TELLS OF
J MISSING HUBBY
KENuErr soUARE FARwER LEFT
HOME AND NEVER WAS HEARD
FRon-sHE is TO DIVIDE rHE
EsTATE.

wrsf chester %. Dec 1-Mra
Emmn Wahaan. 80 Philadelphia. ap-
uearrd ia court here to-day. asfinn %
ha made fba administrator af hrf hua-
hand'n estate In order that ahe might
dispose Hf property hr.l nF hrf bus
band. aHa disappeared thirty three
years nHH
Mra mana1n bad sept hor secret for
hE fhe years. and nfrH mniahnnfH Bee
neved fhaf hfr husband bad died ycars
aEo.
ThiriF-tHree years aro last month
william fH WoHHHu. a prosperous
farmer neaf Kenneth square. wha also
0Hndu.fe1 Store Iu philadeiphia
marksf hifched un aia best team and
STARTED Or fhe cts ulth e load of gro
duce Tire nest daY hiH wifa sent biz
nVerroHf PSI a messenger. bat AZ came
hark ana wHh BE- word that Wonaon
bad noe arrived at tho market and
r0th.nH was knaan af him.
AZ he bad ~ bad habits ne wife
waited nat.ently hut days grew into
months and then wears. and Htiu ne
word came Mrs Hohson lived Cor
years un fhe farm and removed ta
Philadelphia. where she resides a few
sears HEn hui che b DESTROYS 0f dis
posing ~ Der property in tho Interest
nf Der four children. now rrowr "a
manhood iakIng advantage of the law
to have her husband legally declared
dead
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

proposes 90 dupncate the farm which
wes Elven 20 the "Bia Brothers" last
yer This farm. with its seventeen
room hnuae. IN near Trenton. NJ =.
Two lnrgo sites ars understnnd e.
D. under construction Tor tho home.
enc ln West Chester ana the ether
en- Long Island. AIRS. Vanderbilt Vas
IN ire childrens court today with
Mrs ~ " Evans. who is tn charge
~ thn Investigation. sac refused CD
talk about her plans. she has re-
rtricted the work 90 Protestant Nirla
only. while che has never given =
reason for this. 10 iS believed - ~
Cue % the fact that the Catholic and
Jewish girls who GENE before the
court ere already provided for
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
GIVES S5OO.OOO
TO BIG SISTERS
NRs. WILLIAM X. VANDERBILT
EXTENDS AID TO GIRLS TURN.
60 OVER BY coURrs-ro MAKE
TIE WORK PERMANENT.

New York. Dec. AT the annual
meeting % the Big Sisters" % be
held tomorrow 81 g. understood that
Mrs. William \. Vanderbilt. the found
er ~ the movement. VIII endow the
organisation with fsoo.oeo % make Sc
work permanent IN addition. VIII
announce that she has already given
$50 eco Tor a home On which Eiris
turned over ~ the court may be
cared FOR.
This news cof-es from one ~ Mrs.
Vhnderhilts friends who II herself
Ereatlv interested IN the work ~ the
orGaniEafi ton No details 90 the trust
fund endowment have been settled yet.
but they viii 30 taken up a. soon az
the building r. under construction. n
is understood that Mra Vanderbilt
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

ard David Men n. Of West Folut
~ n
n was the event % the social sea
fou ~ Norwich House. Shield statirr
On the Pennsylvania. and ~ the COO
ciuaion ~ the services DR. sweenet
said. MARY. ! rive uato you a new
man May ne always shield Won"
There was not smile and nr
Sweeney was a. embarrassed ~ ths
siudicd silence that ne Immediately
teri tha house
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

ur welfare viii thereby bs best rub.
served bills az exceptions may -
used on appeals taken a. is nov ~
may be- provided ~ hw ar authorized
rules - court. Causes adiudiratcd
~ referees may 80 appealed a. are
similar causes thaf are adiudicated b.
court or Judge.
See g. Unless otherwise specially
provided - statute. until different
rules o. procedure upon the suhicci
are adopted ~ the supreme court af
Florida. the provisions hereof and the
provisions and principles - EXISTING
statutes ~ authorised rules - court
that are not inconsistent herewith
shall he applicable 90 judicial pro
cecdiuTa IN the courts ~ this site.
era where no method - procedure h
Afforded BY statute or ~ authorised
rules % court. the court. Judge. 90
other tribunal % oaicer having author
SIS therein. shall. Oh equity causes
make such order OF take such action
~ urnceedinra a. the circumstances
and equity may require when this
act shall take effect tha pleadinrs and
procedure thereafter in causes then
pendinE shall conform hereto e. near
n a. may ~ practicable and Jest o.
az may 30 ordered ~ the Judge ~
The trial court or provided by rules
fhat may he prescribed b. the SUI
IRENE court
See e. This act shall take erect
October ist 1878.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

script on aprsal 10 he aled after the
return DAY if Cor good cause shown
ia cannot be- nled oa or before thc
return dar stated n che entry uf APP
peal when an entry ~ appeal ia
du.r fled in fhe once 81 the court
where fhe judgment. decree nF order
appealed from has been rendered or
aie1. fhe clerk. or judge lf there ne
nn ciHrk shall forthwith enter fhc
substance az che entry uf appeal in-
eiudiuE ere cate - the filing ~ fhs
entry - appeal and ere return day.
on the margin ~ TIE record ~ entry
81 the Judgment decree or order ap-
realcd from. and fhe rifrk OF judge
shall forthwith enter ~ endorse the
Substance 20 the entry a appeal en-
ire crininai fudrmeaf decree or order
~ ft has been a.Ened ~ TIE court ar
3udEe and diods aud such entry on
the MARCIA 81 the rec1rd. o. on the
or.Flnal judgment decree or order. n
81 has been signed ana Sled shall give
ere appellate court Jurisdiction or tire
person % the appriees without the
service n citation of other similar
process The entry 20 en- appeal Ca
actions az law shall take the place
~ and be treated AZ 4 wit ~ error.
and the provisions ur law applicable
tu writs of error in au respects NOT
incansisfcnt heeuiih shall apuT Co
appeal to De- presented foF determine
ton before ere return day named Ca
entries ~ appeal in sections AZ nw
The appellate court NAV require en-
the entry of appeal when good cause
therefor o. shown OF when the pub
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
PRIEST MAKES PUN
ON BRlpE's NAME

PittshurE. Pa. Dec. Pa ahionable
society In PittsburK and sswicklcy
valley q smiling AZ the discontinue
~ the Rev. Dr Miles sweeney, pastor
a. 81 James Roman Catholic church.
TT. Sweeney officiated Thursday night
AZ the wedding ~ Miss May Whit
tier Shields daughter q Mrs. Thomaa
Tseet Shields. rH Lieutenant Rich
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08


setting ASIDE pstrssa.
Ser 2e--No Judgment. order or d.
cree shall he SCI aside. 81 reVersed. 81
annuned or new triai 81 rehearinr
he Erantad hv any court a. judicial
afacer 81 tribunal 90 this state in any
cause ~ proceefinE. rlVm OF erin
inaL legal 80 euulfahle. o. the around
of mis-direetlon - the Jury % me
Improper admission of rejection ~ esI-
dencn. or for error aa ~ any matter
nf pieadinE ~ procedure. unless it
sfal BE appear probable from the
record That the error complained 81
has iuiurinusiv affected = substantial
rnht % ths party complaints there
Sec ~ Appellate proceedings in
al eases Oh au tha courts 81 thia
state snail BE- ~ an entry n appeal
to be hled in the cause IN suhsian-
tally the following form after stat
inK the fsrm and title az the cause
The defendant Cor PLAINTIFF takes
au appeal nom ne Judgment (decrss
or orderl. herein rendered. enterared
ur hled un - a. ~. 1al--. 60
the - court, returnah BE ----
A. y. Isl The return dav shall
ne stated dav not leaa taun 90. and
noe more than 60 days from the Ming
~ TIE entry of appeal IN haheas
corpus cases the entry 81 appeal may
he made returnabie iuWanfrr or o. 81
stated day not more than 80 days
from the entry ~ appeal The an
relate court may permit the tram
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

You never will have a bet
ter smoke than the "El Fal-
co" l0-cent Porto Rican
Cigar. Try il. Lewis Bear
Co.. distributors.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
Your Wife'S Christmas

THE TRUE Christmas Spirit making others The
who dfesntIed to looking
for what gifts they
Why make memorable by providing Christmas Present Gill
long she Evehmg that will insev
though here the pleasure personally t
yo loving Orehought which will provide the gift Christmas
b
she wR her
Christmas celebrations
roo of
and take the and eto
whawthh provide the three daily the roof
and hers
Rather Of present to brings
and which
gift that talking abouhe Life Income Policy Of Florida
provides definite fixed yearly for dear policy
this Christmas day. and
payable
something that child hers misunderstanding
the necessities life if all her
early apply for when to
could daughter toof
provision which will her fo
her
Why Omakey mvfk spend
should end thai
nothing that will 10 o happiness a STEP
Florida Life Insurance Co.
Home Office, Jacksonville, Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

upon TIE said cause az action.
settina Anids bstr.aa.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-17
Chris 0ihuS Dead

Christopher c. Oihus died at his
home on South Hayes street We'd
nesday near the noon hour. Mr..
Oihus was a good citizen and will
be greatly missed in this commu-
nifty. He was born in Christiana,
Norway, May 80, rS47. He came
to America in 1867, settling success
sively in Wisconsin, Minnesota and
South Dakota. In 1900 he located
at Silverton, Or, and came to St
Johns the next year. In January,
1879, he married Miss Nettie Lar
son, also a native of Norway, at
Preston, MINI and seven children
were born to them. Five of these
are now living. They are: Chris
tian c. Oihus, Oscar J.. and Lillian
Oihus of ST. Johns; L. M. Oihus of
Vancouver, Wash, and Mrs. M.
Hirsh6eld of Oakland, Cal. Mr..
Oihus has been prominent in city
affairs.
The funeral services will be held
in Blackburn, Chambers & Lowry S
undertaking parlors Sunday after
noon at 2 o clock, under the auspi-
ces of the Order of Owls, of which
he was a member. The sermon
will be delivered by Rev. G.. w.
Nelson.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-17
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT.

Whereas: 1t has pleased the AL.
mighty Father to remove from the
living, Sister Melissa Overstreet,
the beloved mother of our brother
and sisters, c. w. Overstreet, Aida
Overstreet. and Mrs. Ola Rodgers,
and
Whereas: While we bow to the
infinite will of Him who doeth all
things well, we do mourn with our
brother and sisters in their great
loss. BE IL, therefore,
Resolved: That Laurelwood Re-
bekah Lodge No. 100, |. o. o. f..
do hereby extend to our beloved
brother and sisters our most heart.
felt sympathy aud love in this their
time Of bereavement, sharing with
them the loss of a most ahectionate,
kind aud loving mother, and Ne it
further
Resolved: That the charter he
draped for 80 days and a copy
OF these resolutions he spread
upon the minutes of the Lodge,
and a copy given to our brother
and sisters aud a copy sent to the
St. Johns Review for publication.
Mary Simmons,
Arminda V. Whitmore, Com.
ETA Beam,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-17
DON'T MIND BIG NOISES.
But Slight Rustlins Sounds Make ci'
RATES. TrerbIe With Fear,

BUT olt0nt' Nustlinp SOUNDS wake vi
RATES. rrenble With Fear.
Among the curious characteristics Of
the giraffe IL its strange indifference
to loud noises rs contrasted with Its
peculiar "scnrlness" with reference TO
slight sounds. Noisy sounds. like that
Of man walking near In hobnailed
boots. the giraffe does not appear TO
notice. but should II be approached by
woman whose skirts give out but
the slightest rustic the sound thereof
causes the giraffe to start up with
prlcked ears and eyes dlstended In
fear.
Otiiclals OF geological institution.
situated near canal, tell OF n curious
Instance of this popularity OF glrnffes
After n terrible explosion OF gunpow.
der on bnrge on the canal the keep.
ers were astonlshed TO observe that
the glruTes took little notice OF the
tremendous blast. They jumped TO
their feet. but almost nc once Icy
down again when they found that
nothing extraordinary had happened
In their Enclosure. But were a keeper
at night to creep along outside that
Enclosure In his stocking feet the queer
beasts would exhibit such terror that
one would Imagine them about 10 dash
themselves IN terror against the fences
Glralfcs fear the lurking foe. and n
big bang scares them hardly at all. To
them the faint. rustling sound IL 10.
Ken Of the greatest danger. In that
respect they are like deer.-New York
prcss.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-17

Senator Roscoe Conkllng was once
addressing the senate In an impasslon.
ed manner and seemed TO direct his
remarks to Senator Thurman. At
length the latter got irritnted.
"Does the senator from New York"
he roared. expect me TO answer him
every time he turns to meg'
For a moment Mr.. Conkling hesltat.
ed. and everybody expected terrific
explosion. Then. with an mir Of ex
quisite courtesy. he replied:
"when | speak Of the law turn to
the senator from Ohio as the Mussu
man turns toward Mecca. turn to
him ns do to the English common
law as the worlds most coplous foun
tain OF human Jurisprudence"
The usually decorous senate broke
into storm OF applause. and the
Thurman eye molstened little. The
two statesmen were the best OF
friends aud greatly enjoyed each 9th.
er's society when "off duty"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-17
A W.,,sr 10 Not n es,,er Man.

A little man In the west Of England
rushed TO the river last summer. swear.
Ing loudly that he would drown him.
self. When he had waded In 10
the depth Of his waist his wife. who
had followed him. seized him by the
hair. and then. ns n local editor dc.
scrlbed II. she led him back till he
reached place where the water was
about two feet deep. where she pulled
him over backward and souscd him
under and pulled his head up again.
Drown yourself down he wenu.
leaving me 60 father the bratsl IAN.
other plungcl Get drunk another
souseD and start for the river! (An.
other dipJ Better use the water In.
stead OF rum! (Another dip aud shake
OF the hcudl I'll Earn ye TO leave me
widow" After sozzllng him 60 her
hearts content she led him out n
wettcr n not n better man and escort.
ed him into the house and closed the
door
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-17
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