The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1912-06-06

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ship cv Nee York one terra Wee
PrcsiSsnt one ssrms Prwssdent OF tAe
United States twtep. an bit aow tooa.
like third time Hat IL BE Aoesn1
/ Eet hit this year. hes good for htt
four years from no~ Taik ahsas
your big men. why Teddy mlts xss
/ run over BY = railroad train an be
cut inso several pieces snd each piece
i would hey more TIC. an political
( honesty than = regiment ov nryan-
F ties. do not believe that Prosidear~
~iii permit the greatest. the bret Dr.
rssion ov the earth TO b. plagued By
that old locust oatni. D~moxraeY~
unless ne get mcaner than we aow
are.
The plain truth. an s~~ hit. is.
that Duncan. Harris an Daniels. an
possibly Richmond Pearson. air fuIi
ov Democratic hook worms. that nsw
an terrible disease which the State
Democratic administration sprung
upon the good people ov thls State
this past spring for the purpose ox
muddyin' the political waters one
more time with q view ov again car.
ryin' the State. The State Health De-
! partment wuE thoroughly drilled In
this months ago an they wux not
| long in findin' the trail oy the hook
worms at just the rite tine. Dispen-
saries so-called wuz soon established
/ TO fite the new pest: an. for once. the
army worm or caterpillar. which wux
nothin' new. had To take second
tplace. Perhaps. such kind Demo-
| cratic aids az Harris. Duncan It. Co.
were requested TO become breedtn'
places for the hookwormH until they
could get n portion ov the public In
noculated. an while make no claims
az 20 expert knowledge In hookworm
| cultivation. I hev no doubt but Har-
| ris, Duncan & Co. air ar suitable for
such a purpose az any Democrats in
the State. II Democracy liz ever
| forced to introduce the cholera into
1 this country, an | believe they are
+ nearly desperate enough now. they
/ will probably use some ov the few
Republican renegades they now con-
+ troll az breedin' places for the ter
rible germs. Yes. French history IL
| repeatin' hitself.
Speakin' ov secret political socie-
| ties, /. g., "Redshirts." ! once amused
myself with a portion ov the gang for
one evenin'. / attended a great po-
/ litical rally at a certin North Caro-
lima town. believe hit wuz In 1894.
At that time the town had a great
reputation on account ov the number
of saloons hit contained an the sire
ov the usual Democratic maiorities
hit gave. But hit finally went prohi-
bition-in name. The occasion wux
a big Democratic rally an a Congress
sionai Convention. went 10 observe
what wuz done an meet some friends
In a business way. The big guns
spoke. an. ov course. whiskey flowed
freely. for prohibition wuz then on
the taxis. Before the day wuz out an
acquaintance oy mine. 4 so-cailed
Democrat, but one who professed TO
eb ~ friend ov mine, warned me PR
yately that there wuz much excite
ment tmuch drinkin'b in the town
that day (anybody could notis thatr
an said that he feared that N at
upon me by the "Redshirts" before
the day wuz over. an advised me 20
be vatehful. even suggested that. Ia
the interest ov peace, hit mite be
well for me 10 take the nrst train out
I at once asked him how many votes
Cleveland got the last time he ran for
President. He told me. Then
said: THAT represents the number
ov Democrats in the United States.
an I guess they are now awi mem
bers ov the Redshirt fraternity. Not
enough" ser I. for my father came
from England an my mother wuz m
Irish woman. The Redshirts will hev
10 grow greater than the present
Democratic vote AZ recorded for
Cleveland before leave this or any
other town until get ready" Dur
in the next hour I walked up an
down the two main streets ov the
town lookin' for "Redshirts" an
showin' my carcass to EN- AZ train