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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
EGGS

u GGS are laid by hens for the pur-
pose of producing chickens. But
most eggs are side-tracked and are
made to produce omelets, ham and
and dramatic criticism.
An egg is composed of four parts
the shell, the yolk, the white and the
price. The shell is very fragile. like one
Of the ten commandments, and can be
broken without an effort. The volk and
the white form the interior. and unless
treated with care, are likely to mingIe
together and spread over the landscape
from horizon to horizon. The price is the
biggest part OF the egg, and its greatest
protection The price alone has saved
millions Of innocent young eggs from
being boiled and eaten.
Eggs are very delicate and spoil as
quickly as new story. When an egg
spells, 1t puts its whole heart into the
performance. One can tell a spoiled cog
as lar as 1t can be seen, and with ones
eyes shut at that, if the wind is in the
right direction Spoiled egges are as un-
popular as gold bricks and other swim
dies, and when a man has purchased
boiled egg IN restaurant. and has dis
sected IL with a spoon, only to find that
1t was contemporary with Nero, and is
Just as unsavory as the latter's repu-
tation, he finds it very difficult to learn
to love that restaurant again. J. Pier
pont Morgan has observed that it is i'm
possible to unscramble eggs, which Is
true And 1t IS equally true that if some
genus We're to invent a way of restOr-
ing the youth of a last years egg, he
would not need to scramble up corpora
tons in order to become disgraoefully
rich.
There was time when this country I
was so crude and simple that everyone I
ate fresh eggs in summer, and went 1
without in winter. Nowadays, however. 4
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

G e1s1, Of Life" CD Representative
They are. IN sense. simpler than
.ue Essays, and those who care to
~ discussions on such themes as
" OIA' culture, Books, etc, will find
lem lem worth not only one reading, but
II
IN urst reading Emerson's works
G 1l Inl1ks ne is forever trying to nut
- . eetest meaning in the fewest
eoLus- mis- is true. And because he
sS ms ne leaves the readers mind
10 study over the suggestion he
o-. tls- he never explains or elabo-
- 9S, put Keeps on throwing in or
~ me surprising hint after another.
- 1-e END Of one of his sentences
~ must stop and wait and think it
II reminds you Of travelling by
an tnat stops at every station
ana allows you to get out and spend
"-lis looking about. OF course
you get a much broader idea of the
stlllIy mat way than if you went
- oue ~ express and slept in a
lower berth all night.
~. 20 cah readily tell If the sentences
81 TINS writer reach you. Here are a
Few me first one is simple tut
those VINO want something for notS-
ing WIZ not care for it.
every man is a consumer and
ought 70 be producer"
If Emerson can make US get out Of
the tram when we read the next one
it may benefit us:
The practical question is: How
The next quotation might make
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

Some society women are known by
what they waste their affection on
A woman falls in love gracefully, but
a man usually stumbies into it
And the love Of money is also the root
Of much matrimony-
You need expect no quarter from the
footpad until you give up your last
cent
The mcderu woman gets next to the
latest wrinkle with a massage ma
chine.
What has become Of the old fash
tened man whose word was as good as
his bond2
Don't waste time trying TO XIII two
birds with one stone Stones are more
plentiful than birds
A woman is afraid OF a man, a man
Is afraid OF q woman. a woman is afraid
OF mouse-and there you are.
A girl who takes advantage Of Leap
Year should also remember that the
prophecies demand that she ask the
consent OF her young mans father.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
Ell PASO HERALD
EDIT ORIAL AND
M ZINE PAGE
[ JSc V,r7s Denatured Poem


rakea nds ant and of which will
all kindso Of h
the delve the ground
to aborw wi soil toll,
to round eabtagehead
andcuc 1mb e ma
will
green
fake that all the harvest he will viii be ripping n OF
and blows her fairy the luscious soil he digs and plants
old pmeval when the sprngne makes
Copyright 1872 by George Matthews Adams L0aa&Da4
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

business methods have led men to buy
up all the fresh eggs in summer and
store them in refrigerated sareophagii
until winter, when they have acquired a
rich, russell flavor, and can be sold by
troy weight. Those-whic cannot be sold
in winter are held over sold the next
summer. These eggs are not explosive.
but little else that is good can be said
of them. Thus we are now compelled
to eat venerable and decrepit eggs both
summer and winter, and the taste of
fresh eggs is gradually being forgotten
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

some rogues laugh. though later on
they might not laugh so heartily:
his character"
Sometimes he gets down to concrete
facts and directions thus:
The way to learn German is 70
read the same dozen pages over and
over dozen times till yOu know
every word and particle in them. and
can pronounce and repeat them by
heart"
Here is another concrete fact;
Go with mean people and you think
life is mean"
In another mood he reaches cut and
seems to tap You on the head as if TO
wake you up;
"A man is a god in disguise, playing
the fool"
when the eyes say one thing and
the tongue another, a wise man relies
on the language Of the first" which
means that while the tongue is lying
the eyes speak the truth.
"A little integrity is better than any
career" or better be humb and hon
est than a great artist in getting other
peoples money while their eyes are
shut.
II you can read Emerson he will be
a schoolmaster TO you. Don't be inn
patient with him. He viii chastise
you. II YOU are honest he viii show
you that you have a wealth of char
acter. II you tell truths with the eyes
and not with your words he viii
shame YOU If you feel that the top
of your head is inactive. to read him
viii start all the wheels going.
And, after all, when an author can
do these things for US IL must be
worth while to try him. Too many
authors comfort us. tickle us with a
perfumed feather Here is one who
makes you stand up and take what is
coming.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
One-Sentence Philosophy
QUAKER NEDITATIONs.
CPhiIadelphia Reeord)

philadelphia Record)
Dignity IS a good ballast, but sand
is better.
Unless the average man Is overes-
Jimated he feels that he is not appre-
The fact that money cannot buy hap
plness doesn't make anyone crave pow
A fool and his money may be soon
give out
It's the people who are never IN a
late TO mend
Every poor man feels that he should
So s-sS a Ilch man pointers on how to
II you ask man how he is and he
says u can't complain his wife may
tel another story.
Ine man who knows most about
geoIosg IS seldom the one who accumu-
some people won't believe. heaven ex-
lists until they get a souvenir post
card from there.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
NEW TRIAL DENIED IN

AAa-A AA-ALr NV OE4LE ALHNAlNM
Los Angeles. Calf. March 6-De-
spite allegations that he had been in
uuenced BY his wife in his decision,
Judge church Of Fresno has denied a
new trial OF the divorce action or
Hazel n Heating against Edward
keating- son OF the late Andrew. ".
keating, once known as the nitrate
king Of Chilli"
The defence IS planning to take the
action to a higher tribunal.
When judge Church granted Mrs
Heating a decree Of s55 600 alimony
several months ago, the defence moved
for another trial on the ground that
Mrs Church had Influenced the judge
on behalf OF Mrs. Heating.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
Turning Back Mexico Clock

~
had
= orOzOs loyalty MaderO
employ
surprise
pressed Of supporters friends
forgotten that Oo against
days Juarez anybody knows
he has been entirely m 1lade in his acts if not always in thought But it
probably fully Ado
revOluon approved
afang regime retaining
many opposed gradually
believe Madero really ye the Of the
people frOmc oppressive
interesting shaking among
various rebel leaders There several characters them and
popular
o
te common enemy ms mas been true OF al Pohuc generals all leaders OF pop
revolt ambitious military of all
leaders have been dependent popular favor for their
Campo purpose
Gen orozoO ont Of chihuahua with his staff visit the Of the uare1
appears dispatches finally
gates
city The people Chihuahua al classes are reported have accepted the
sTv v f5I to oT and the new srisnos ss nov to h. If
the popular belief being that oTOz do for the state what
Madero has far failed do.
President BaderO has been late vev late in inauginq defensive and az
gTssvs In datory
faulty situation
but he has put off the adopting of vigorous measures until the movement against
grown exceedingly formidable many troops
against
probable permanently
army may gov
ement
throughout northern of the republic resistance the federals
revolutionary al unlikely
would the setting independent republic of the north
nestang regular conquest
4 unity and territorial integrity.
But ali these considerations are Importance to Americans compared
with the POrtentOus proclamation president Taft and its immediate widespread
costly of
Of Americans including most OF the women and children IN outlying sections have
refugees
probably most Of these people that they have had
bend special danger but that they have come out IN direct response to the pTes
dents warning through advising all
States The notice IN many cases complied with IN an hour two with no
pack protect,
f1u-h
rniiO
millions
left behind practically without Of protection defence conservation
press against expect
vii looked after
against it
Perhaps motive behind the presidents proclamation than
appears among among
reports expectation not
many dollars
energetic generous investors created widespread
ing unrest and dirst that viii take long time dsps
chihuahua making considerable
progress
past spring
mere nov.
repued many veks-O il
revolutionary
governor governor
of New Mexico he
you your OF grass
few days and you'll lose whole in growth
Cuas troubles are 81 Paso gain these days. most of the rebels have
gone away from this section at least for the time being
being repaired BY the city just
government people built the
been needing attention for a long time
You could satisfy fight
making tight
Judge Sloan is pretty safe fight
much as the Pope night amounted to-
One-Sentence Philosophy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

I called upon a maiden fair;
We talked Of love, We talked OF art
She broke the word she gave 10 me.
And then she nearly broke my heart.
I could forgive her all these things,
And could have blessed my lucky stars.
But when she leaned against my breast
She broke two 20-cent cigars
-Yonllers Statesman
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

tFrom Judges Library.l
Give me a kissis pleads the sutton
OF the lovely daughter OF the eminent
philanthropist
Il viii" she replies thOughtfully,
"on condition that you raise three more
within five minutes"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

to such an extent that they may even
tually be reserved entirely for rebuttal
purposes in political arguments under
the delpsion that they are not good to
Copyright, 1912, by George Mathew
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

Ez Pash is preparin' a bin fer tn Isgis-
Iature requirin' all males O. votin' age T.
say nominated instead o. anominatea.
Professor Tansey says he's noticed an
other thing-a loafer allus carries an
account book.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

! In Large Buildings
Expensive.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
VeSf P0ckef ESSaYS
By George Fitch

Author Of at Good Old siVVash.'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
Warming Against Violence.

Philadelphia, Pa. April ia
warning against using any violence
and a plea for united front was
addressed 10 the anthracite miners
today by tho subcommittee Of the
United Alnc Workers OF America.
representing the anthracite miners in
their negotiations aud better work
Ing conditions.
After cougratulating The workers
upon their unanimous response T."
the suspension order April |. and tho
peaceful manner IN which they con-
Quoted themselves. the committee
said:
Among large bodies Of men when
they have suspended work there arc
always those who may he melted tn
commit some overt act. Many tunes
it is inspired by our enemies because
by so doing they can dscrcdit our
movements. aud If possible. defeat
Us in our efforts TO secure right aud
justice. Against such we wish to
warn every anthracite mine worker.
Beware of any who counsel violence
III any form; conduct yourselves i'll
Il digniiicd manner or abiding nau-
nor. relying solely upon the Justice
of our claim and upon legitimate
honorable. orderly methods, by which
we will eventually win"
II was the subcommittee origin
al intention to adjourn today's scss-
sion at noon. The operators desiring
TO attend the funeral Of Walter La
thrup. of Wilkesbarrc, Supcriutend-
ent of the Lehigh Coal and Naviga-
tion Company. secured permission to
continue today's sessions until late In
the day when adjournment will be
taken until Tuesday.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
BRYAN A STRONG POSSIBILITY

Harry w. Walker, who has just re-
turned to New York from a political
tri which took him far into the south
west of Texas, said to a newspaper
representative:
"Bryan will be nominated for the
venLion. No! He is not a candidate.
IL he were all the active candidates for
the nomination would be fighting him.
The Tact that he is not candidate
will make him the nominee of the
Baltimore Convention. Wilson has
lost out through his soft pedal meth
dds or campaigning. Harmon won't
have even tho full support of his own
state. Champ Clark's record in Con-
gross would defeat him if he got the
nomination. Underwood has little
strength with the masses, even in the
South"
Both the great parties Of the I'm
tied States seem to be saddlcd with
heavy weights. Roosevelt is on the
rampage, and the above reference to
tho Nebraskan is ominouS, from The
fact that it the expression of Il man
whu was for long time Bryau'S pol
iticat manager in New York. 1t is
difficult TO keep the peerless" one in
The political graveyard.
Walker, however, suggests The old
story Ut a man who raised his hat
when he found himself standing in
front Of Il statue Of Jupiter in {:
museum. Upon being asked why he
showed such courtesy to block of
marble, he replied that heather myth
ology might become popular again in
tho world, and in such an event he
would have q friend OH Mount Ohm
puS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
HIS TROUBLE
NOT OF HEART
Real Facts In Regard To F, r.
Euffman's Illness. Relief OBJ
tanned By Curing His
Stomach Ailments.

WaynesvilIe, N. C.-Mr. F. R. Huffman,
of this city, says: ri suffered dreadfuIly
With what thought was heart trouble,
ard tried various medicines in vain.
After Other remedies had failed, Thed'
ford's Black-Draught restored ME to
health. | would not feel safe without
Black Draught in the house. | consider
it worth its weight in gold.
II cured my indigestion, and by this
means was restored to health. can
not express my gratitude for its benefits.
Good health depends on the condition
OF your digestion. Poor digestion ana
good he all, do not 60 together.
Thee ford's Biack-Draught WIZ
thorough cleanse and set in order yoa
digestire system.
. II has done this for others, during ms
past 10 years, and is today the mos'
popular vegetable liver remedy on ma
market. Try if.
Insist on Thcdford's, Prizes 2oe-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
FIVE NEGROES MURDERED

San Antonio, Tex, April 13.-WiI-
liam Burton, his wife, two children,
and Leon Evans, all negroes, were
murdered while asleep in their home
carly yesterday. The head Of each
victim appears to have been crushed
with an AK and butcher knives were
found in all bodies except those OF
the children.
Apparently there is no clue to the
perpetrator Of the crime, but the po-
lice believe that negro fanatic is re-
sponsiblc. The manner in which the
negroes were butchered was in every
way similar to that in which four or
five negro families were recently MUIR
dcred in Louisiana where a negro
woman. her mind affected by dcvot-
ion to a peculiar religious sect, later
acknowledged the crimes.
This woman declared the tenets Of
her faith not only demanded the kill
ing of all those selected for execut-
ion by the sect, but their children as
well, on the ground that with their
parents dead the children would suffer
from many privati0ns.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13

morning she heard shots in the study
and on going there found Henry sit
ting in a chair smoking a cigarette,
with blood streaming from the side OF
his. head and revolver lying on his
knees. She hurried off to fetch the
police, who found Henry in state Of
collapse on the floor and unconscious.
The above brings to mind recent
horrid murders of colored people in
the southern section Of the United
States, by a band Of religious fanatics
who seem to have the same conception
of religion as the East India strang-
lers, who imagine the more people
they put out of the way, the higher
their standing with their goddess.
1t has been suggested that self
styled Messiahs, prophets" and poo
pie who imagine they are inspired
or have intercourse with the deities,
should be taken up in the interest OF
public safety.
Guitteau had for some time dream
cd that he was an inspired man be-
fore he concluded he was commission
ed to take Garfield away in order to
heal a breach in the republican party.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
GREAT BRITAIN AND FRANCE

A series Of Franco-British festivi-
ties, signifying, according to the
French press, another powerful dem
onstration of the vitality of the
friendship between the two countries,
began at Nice yesterday, when an i'm
posing monument was dedicated to
the late Queen Victoria.
The British and French fleets were
anchored in the bay, while 10000
British and French marines and SOL
diers marched through the streets
of the city and we're reviewed by the
Premier Poincare.
Today statue Of the late King Ed
ward was unveiled at Cannes.
The saying, "Tempore mutanter,'
etc, is often in evidence as time goes
on. Could Wellington and Nelson
have emerged from their sarcophagi
in old st. Paul"s crypt, and witnessed
today's procedure, they would have
supposed the millennium had come at
last.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
If You Ever Expect to Buy Home, 1t Will Pay You

consider the character Of
chtcctu workmanship the superb location You will
they the finest Homes Oanablc Alexandria within
Thousand Dollars of the price ask for them.
small cash outlay will make the Of of these
IIcmcsrght excellent residential section just five and half
the Of the City the beautiful residential
where property values steadily advancing
Stop consider the That the for
The best houses built this city al the ask for
them. We have nothing The material and workmanship
in the construction of these houses.
Remember difference buying these Homes
from paying rent Every cent of 10 the landlord
Thousand Dollars of the price will ask for them
another month and the receipt Think This
carefully Be ready month into
these Homes and will be paying of the Indebtedness Home
that you will in few years
There has been steady this residences with
modern the
fort of those desiring buy Homes believe these
fill this want! and ask consider carefully this
and interested and desire these
call Office phone will be glad show
plans and explain The which
houses.
Monroe & Marhury
BOZ King Street Bell Phone IA.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
INSANE MuRDERERS.

A double tragedy WAS brought
about in London yesterday by another
mental brain storm affecting The Rev.
Samuel Henry. tho self-stylcd "Mcs-
siah," who, on February 26, caused a
sensation in the British House Of
Commons by firing several shots from
a revolver at the ceiling Of the lobby.
Henry was discovered yesterday
morning dying in his home with two
revolver bullets in his head, and by
his side lay his wife's dead body, with
the throat cut.
Medical examination seemed to
show that Mrs. Henry had been MUIR
desed. 4 maid said :hat early il the
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
TO THE VOTERS OF THE FIRST
WARD:

| hereby announce my candidacy for
Council from the First Ward and ask
your support and plcdging my best ef-
forts, Tin the future as in the past)
in the interest of the entire city. As
member of the council for a number
of years, have ever striven to pro-
mote the best interest of Alexandria
and am willing to be judged by my
record.
Thanking you in advance for any
assistance rendered, l remain,
Yours truly,
adv, +. G.. SPINKS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13

here. In his brief speeches the COL
onel said:
"Ia New York, as elsewhere, I
have said, Follow New Hampshire
in Political Progress If New tHamp-
shire now goes back it will be bad for
the Progressive movement all over
the country 1t will give heart TO
crooked politicians and crooked buis-
ness
The Col. leaves here at 2:04 for
Concord.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
a CARD.

I respectfully announce myself a
candidate for Mayor of Alexandria,
subject to the decision of the demo
cratic primary to be held on April
%, and promise, if elected, to use my
every endeavor to advance the clty's
welfare. My lifelong interest in
the city anr my thirty years service
in the Common Council is my record
upon which I stand.
HUBERT SNOWDEN.
Adv,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13
Roosevelt In New Hanipslire.

Nashua. " H.. April 13-Euthus-
issfic welcomes greeted Col. Rodse-
volt on his way here from Springfield.
Mass. at 3:3.' a. III. making rear
platform speeches at Worcester. CHI
ton and Aver. Upon reaching here
at 9:2G he made three automobile
speeches before the crowd would
make room for his machine to Pre-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13

Alexandria Construction Corporation
THESE HOUSES WILL BE COMPLETED NEXT MONTH AND
PLACED ON THE MARKET FOR SALE AT THE LOW
EST POSSIBLE PRICE AND ON EASY TERMS
MONROE & MARBURY
The Exclusive Selling Agents
THEY DESIRE TO CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOW
ING ATTRACTIVE FEATURES THESE HOUSES
WILL CONTAIN:
Ninc houses contain and bath
Ono house. rooms and bath
Press Brick Fronts
Water Heat.
Colonial Porchcs in front.
Double porches.
Finest Sanitary Plumbing
Floors Polished.
Gas or Coal Ranges
Large Panres.
Extra Large Closets
Handsome Cabinet Mancs.
Hardwood Finish
Steel Beams
Laundry Trays with Hot and Cold Water.
Fully Equipped Modern Kitchen
Beautiful Tile Bath.
Tcrraccd Yard in front.
Large Yard in
Large Bright Concrete under entire house.
Concrete Sidewalk.
Both Gas and Electric Lighting Attachments
Brick Partition between houses from concrete ouhqa
ion Is inches above roofs.
Front Concrete Steps and Floors TO Base
Cellars.
Arcaway poc, with Drain Connections to
Beautiful Terrace in front Of houses.
Concrete Sidewalk Parking both sides
Galvanized Cornices and Dormcr Window Frames.
Mansard Roof of Slate
Main Roof of Best Tin.
All Rain Spouts connected with mimi
Hood Window front chamber, giving to Balcony Porch
Door from chamber to Balcony Porch.
Walks sidewalk front porch and kitchen 10 back
gate
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13

You will look Il good while before
you find better medicine for coughs
and colds than Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. 1t not only gives rellef-it
cures. Try it when you have Z cough
or cold. and you are certain to be
pleased with the prompt cure it will
effect. For sale By 81! dealers.-Adv.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-04-13

adv.