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Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
Tigers Chew up Wild Cats.

Phe Tigers defeated the Wild Cats
by the score of IA to u, Saturday
afternoon. The feature OF the game
was the batting rallies in the list,
9Th, 9Th and 18th innings, and the
quick-witted little second baseman.
The balls were neatly picked up BIZ
r. FountaiHe,
The lineup is as follows: Catcher
Fountaine, shortstop Aubrey, pitch
ers Shaw, Barry, first base Corcnran,
second base Ferlong, third base Com
nelly, left field Mckenzie, right field
D. DiviRdo, center field Shea. TN
pire Cennell
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
MONEY.

New York, March 16.-Money on call
nominal; no loans. Time loans firm:
90 days 1903 IA per cent and 80 days
1-4@3 IL; six months 1903 "a
Prime mercantile paper 4 to IL
per cent Sterling exchange firm at
4.82.35 Tor G0-day bills, and at 4.S7. 50
for dem and, Commercial bills 4.S3 Ia
Ear silver 5S ia Mexican dollars At.
Government bonds steady. Railroad
bonds irregular
Exchanges, &372. 557. gSs; balances,
s19.351,l76
For the week. Exchanges, $685.
3ds. 1872; balances $50. 172. 9g5.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

The celebration in honor Of the
homecoming Of Johnny Kilbane to
Cleveland, Saturday night. had to be
postponed Kilbane didn't show up.
A mammoth parade of four divisions
with dozens Of brass bands waited for
the new featherweigiht champion, but
he didn't appear, having been held up
in snow6rifts in the west.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
WARREN TEAM LEADS IN
STAFFORD CANDL EPIN LEAGUE.
independents close second-Twe
New Records in the Past Week.
Especial to the Bulletin.)

Stafford Springs, March with
only five weeks more left for the
Stafford Candlepin league the race
is sure to be interesting, the enthusi-
asm waxing warmer each week. The
Warren team is still in the lead by
to two pin margin over the indie
pendents and Rhode Islands who are
tied for second place.
There were two new records hung
up the past week when Mullins rolled
a single of 1876 and the Independents
4S8 for the team string. All other
positions remain unchanged.
League Standing.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
American Bicycle Team Won in Bel
ciun1

Brussels. March 1.-THE American
team composed Of Root and Hill won
the six day bicycle race today. defeat
ing the Belgian team by one length.
Root and Hill covered 1851 7lzilounet-
ers (2,2T0 miles,. Another American
team composed of Collins and Dro-
bach finished third.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
League Standing.
Records.

Records.
High team total-Warren, 1895.
High team string
488.
High three strings-Amnrim tRnode
ISland) 312.
High single string-Mullins CWar-
rem 1856.
High individual average-Tufts I'm
dependents) 80.
Second high average-11uIlins CWar-
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

17.-Sam McVey, the California pugil-
ist and heavyweight champion of Aus
tralia, easily defeated James Barry,
gthe Chicago heavyweight. in 20
round contest here today. McVey got
the decision on points.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
cOnd hIgh aVerage-WuIIl
81.
Averages.
.ret.a pas of lnadars-Thlfts


Averages Of leaders-Tufts 80, Null
Inns 81. Pinney SO, Wilcox SS, DaDot
So, Ampuim SO. Reynolds 8S, Tursch-
man 81, Monti 81, Fonidandel 81.
Games this week are as follows:
Monday-Independ VS.. Johnson.
Tuesday-Cr escents VS.. Manufacture
ers.
Wednesday - Rhode Island VS.,
Clerks.
MISUNDERSTANDING VS.. Warren.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

At PInehurst, n. C.. in final rounds
in the annual country club tennis
championship match Hammett Norton,
pr Nutney, \. J.. defeated Charles H.
Banes or Overlook. Miss Margaret
Elancile Of Motherhood won the wo-
mems singles from Mist Helen Bar
nett Of New Haven.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

Yale's trio Of fencers were defeated
by the Midshipmen AT Annapolis, s
boats to l. The contest was with
fojIs ana the naval academy cadets
showed far superior work in every
respect
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
Newark soocers Defeat Western
Champions,

Newark, n. J.. March 1.-THE 81,
Leo association football team of st,
Louis. champions of the middle west,
was defeated by the West Hudson
team Of local players heret ebay, three
goals TO two.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
Brief State News

Greenwch.-The evening school at
the Havemeyer school has closed, aft
er being in session 70 nights,
New BrItain.-H is estimated that
there are 500 cases of measles in New
Britain, but emily about fifty of them
have been reported for quarantine,
Hartford.-Mr, and Mrs Charles
Hopkins Clark have gone to Lake
wood, n, J. MIR. Clark has been CEN
fined to the house for a month by a
severe illness,
stamfeFdl-A lecture On sanitation
will be given next Tuesday evening
hefoTe the Seventh and Ninth com
pa.nies, coast artillery cerpa, by Lieut..
7, J. Biggs Of the Medical corps.
Bridgepert.-Fhe BarIgm circus has
begun moving from it's winter quar-
teys in Bridgeport to so to New York,
where the sheW "Opens March 81, This
year the shsW is geing &c the Pacific
coast.
Assg aIsA-=It is sRAsslRoed vt the
e4hbea Of the New Eerk, New Haven &,
Hartford railrRad, that q. L. Wilson ef
this city has been appointed assistant
g8neral passenger agent, vice O. a.
Gail Of BoSten, resigned, VINO baeanla
general PASSENGER and tickst agent aE
ths New York, Yves tGaestar s Boston
"a ilrn4d
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
Licked a Team Of Philadelphia Ansrs,
cans

san Antonio. Texas, March 17.-San
Antmies Texas league club Today de-
feated 2 team Of Philadelphia AsnsF
lean players, 8 to z. Plan kFause and
Coapbs pitched far the visitors.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
Roller Pole Results spHss.
Nedmrgh 7, Poughkeepsis :.
sAruRoAY SPORT EVENTS.

Washington American league team
in lis second practice game of the
season defeated the team OF the Uni
versiry Of Virginia II, to I at Chariot
rCrviIle, Va.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

professional Splinter, in the $50 yards
oath today in IA Is seconds and in
the 200 yards dash in Is seconds. Both
are new worlds records.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

victories. Princeton and North
Georgia university tied for second
place with nine victories and two de-
feats each.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
outpoints tho Worries champion,

Auckland, n. T., March 17.-Arthur
Postte defeated Jack Donaldson Of
South AfrIga, the worlds champion
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

The Massachusetts Agricultural col
lege team won the eastern intercol-
iegiate rife shooting league champion
ship this week by defeating. Prince
ton, Massachusetts won Il straight
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

Chicago, March 15-Hegs: Receipts
200l0; market Ice higher: mixed and
butchers se70@ zee; good heavy, S6.75
@l60; rough heavy S67046.S0; light
S57006.S5; pigs. S49g@650.
Cattle-Receipts: 2.000 head! market
slow and steady; beeves., $500G8.80:
cows and heifers. S230G665; stock
ers and feeders, S410@660; Texans,
S409Q60Q; calves $57G@S25
Sheep 5,000 head. market
strong native, S3.70N $50; western,
s4.25Gs SEQ; lambs. $5.250 75g; western
S5.Tsa7GG
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18
Who have best teeth?
We Americans. Why?

If you say it is due to
Wrigley's Ezzz we will
admit we have helped some.
We want to help more, We'd
like to help you.
This mint leaf CONNECTION
brightens, cleanses and
preserves teeth - partly by
friction - partly by the mint
leaf juice.
Yes, it purifies breath -
sharpens appetite - aids
digestion. But we're talking
of teeth. 1t helps millions of
teeth every minute.
Help yourself your teeth
and enjoy the refreshing juice
of fresh mint leaves.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

McVey Gets Decision on Barry.
Sydney, New South Wales, March
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-18

THERE Is mo- sl+Snrru7sE maAnm a
ESshsrR EeDHaszeE* 4Teg4 aa5EAH Is
hE E skG
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
you CAN'T BEAT THEM

They talk about the real estate
sharps in the East" said the hardware
drummer, but they are in the infant
class beside the Western chaps
Have you had experience" was
asked.
We'll, just a little. A fellow in a
Kansas town got after me to buy four
vacant lots. The price asked was a
thousand dollars. Two new railroads,
four factories, a state orphan asylum
and several other things were to come
there within the next year to boost
their value to three thousand. | kept
answering no, but he hung right to
me, and thinking to squelch him at
one blow offered him two hundred
dollars for the lots"
and he was squelched?'
Lord, man, he accepted the oier
like a flash, and he hardly breathed
till the papers had been signed,
Then you got bargain
1T looked like it, Yes, it looked
like a tremendous bargain. The
papers had not been signed half an
hour when a cyclone blew hotel
from the next county on to my lots
1t was a ffty-room hotel, ana all ready
to receive guests. The register ever
lay open on the desk"
Wonderful"
80 | thought, and I chuckled oyei
the seller Of the lots. offered to sci
back to him for twenty thousand"
"And he-he-"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
NATURAL HISTORY.

She was a poor little city girl who
had spent all her life in a boardin2
house where they have chicken every
Sunday, ana It always fell TO her lot
to get a drumstick All the five long
years of her long little life she hal
been having drumsticks, so that was
as far as her knowledge OF the anat
omy of a fowl extended.
Last week she was taken to the
country for the first time, and saw
some real, live chickens. But she
was haunted by the memory of myri
ads of drumsticls. She couldn't un.
derstand Turning to her father she
exclaimed
Papa, | didn't know chickens only
had two legs!"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10

EXPEcTINe 100 MUcH

MY friends" said the falur with
the kidney cure, as he sold the last
bottle, 81 have not deceived you.
This remedy will certainly work won.
ders with the kidneys, but don't ex-
pcct to cure a dozen other ailments.
That's the trouble with all Of us-we
expect too much Who nominated
Mr. Taft?"
Roosevelt" shouted half a dozen
voices.
Did he say he was a great states.
man?'
"He did,"
and an eminent iurist?"
Yes"
and that he was for the peoplc?"
Yes!
And that we should have an hon
est administration?
"Yes!"
And did he say that the country
couldn't be left in safer hands?"
He did"
4 Yes, my dear friends, he said all
that and more, and now that ne
wants to get back to the White
House what's he expecting Mr. Taft
to say of him?"
"The same thngs!"
And is he saying them?"
Not a burned world"
There It is, and there it is. That's
an illustration of expecting too much.
Don't do it. Go ahead expecting this
remedy to help what say it will but
if you have st Vitus' dance wait for the
next faliir to come along with a cure"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
JUST A SHORT ONE.

81 had business to take me up into
Vermont a year ago" said the Boston
man, land ! was just ready to return
when it began showing and the roads
were fence-deep and not horse
could break his way to the railroad.
was at the village inn, and there
had to stay for two weeks OF
course l fretted and fumed, but it did
no good and rather astonished the in.
habitants One afternoon, when was
hugging the red-hot stove and using
bad English an old fellow came in1o
the barroom and said:
Stranger, something seems to all
ye. What is it,"
81 am held up here by the cold and
snow when ! ought to be in Boston, %
l replied.
"Why, there hain't above four feet
of snow he replied.
But it's II below" | said.
"Shoo! My children have skassly
got their winter shoes on yet. Don't
talk about the cold until you see it 30
below"
Does it get that cold?"
"He beckoned me out on the yer.
anda and pointed to a cross on one
of the posts, with the figures AS cut
below it,"
"Well?" | queriod.
That cross marks the greatest
depth of snow last winter and the IS
is where the thermometer stood on
the coolest day."
You don't mean it,"
"And we called it a short winter
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
THAT DEAR OLD LEGEND.

Oh, grounding old, and plenty bold,
Came out of his hole one day;
The snow lay deep in drift and heap
And the winter winds did play.
To his delight the sun shone bright,
He almost thought twas June;
And he felt so gay that pranks did
play
And grunted merry tune.
With grinning mouth and back to
south,
A shadow he saw on the snow;
That shadow was his, and full of biz
For the legend old you know
He gave a squeal and grief did feel
And into his hole he fled,
He'd got the tip that winter'd rip
Till the cold would freeze him dead
JOE KERR.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10

at that"
Yes, sir, it didn't begin till Oct-o
Der, and it was about all over by the
first of May Very short, sir--very
short. This winter begun in Septem-
Der, and we are reckoning to do our
spring blowing along about the first
of July That's the beauty about our
climate-she don't run to dandelions
and 'skeeters!"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10

ure. had opened a hotel without a
license. That meant a fine Of $500.
There was an unlicensed bar in the
hotel. That meant fine of one thou
sand There We're unlicensed pool ia
bles, faro layout and four barrels OF
whisky in the cellar, and the fines
would have been enormous"
"Wel?"
We'll, the real estate man agreed
to keep mum if would deed the prop.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10

erty back to him for nothing and pay
him $50 to boot, and | gladly did It
and got out of town. An Eastern
dealer would have at least offered me
cigar at parting, but this son Of the
wild and woolly even asked me to give
him ONE"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
ONE OF THE MYSTERIES.

1.-THE railroad business is pretty com.
plicated."
YES" replied the travelling man. Il
don't suppose | ever will be able TO
understand why two towns that look
SO close together on . railway map
get so far apart when they come to
measure up the distance with mile
age book. Washington Star
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
A REASON.
THE ONE EXCEPTION.

Parker-I hear that Smeed owes
everybody in the city.
Harper-Don't you believe it; that
report is cruel eXaggeration l was
personally assured by Bangs that
Smeed didn't owe him and never had
owed him a single cent.
Parker-Bangs? Who is Bangs?
Harper-Why, he's the stamp clerk
in the postoffice.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
HE OUGHT 10 GET IT.

On what grounds do you seek a di-
vorce from your wife," asked the
lawyer.
Simply because Of a pun, replied
the long suffering husband. "You
see, she's a sculptress, and it gets on
my nerves to hear her remark TWEEN
ty times a day, Will you love me
when l mold?"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
THE DuLL.wlTTED BARD.

Lear has just observed that it was
sharper than a serpents tooth to have
an migrate child.
In fact, it is as sharp as painless
dentistry" he cried.
Missing the point, Shakespeare re-
fused to put it in.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
LUCKY.

Look at me-" exclaimed the pom.
GUS man. Il came to New York with
exactly $780,"
And you have been successful? p
we ventured to inquire.
Yes" replied the pompous man. 81
still have the hrundred."
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10

willie, you're soaked. Fell into
the pond again, l suppose. Who
pulled you out this timer"
"No-o-o one. egg got out myself
why didn't you call for help?"
81 t-t-tried to but every time did
just took another drink
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
A QUIET HINT.

81 see that you mentioned my name
as that of a possible candidate" said
the politician.
Yes" replied the statesman; II
wanted to give them a quiet hint as
to how much worse they might do If
they don't take Washington
Star
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE.

why do you suppose our ancestors
had those atrocious daguerreotypes
taken?"
81 suppose to prove that they might
have been worse looking than they
really WERE"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
HE THREW.

The Striker was arrested this
morning for intimidating a strike
breaker.
Walking Delegate-What passed be-
tween you?
The Striker-A brick
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
CUTTING HIM SHORT.

Boreleigh - All! good morning,
Crusty. How do I find you this morn
ing?
Crusty-Your finding me this morn
ing is purely accident, I assure you.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
THE IMPORTANT CONSIDERATION

do you like Dogs" asked the own
er of a temperamental terrier.
Scuse me-" replied Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley but my pinion bout dogs
doesn't pear to make much difference,
What | wants to know is how dat dog
feels toward folksy' - Washington
Star.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
RlGHT IN HER LINE.

Gillet-The people in the fat above
us are constantly fighting.
Perry-Doesn't your wife object?
Giuet-No She likes to have a fuss
made over her.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
DISTRIBUTING THE MAIL.

Trust Magnate-Is the morning mail
in?
Secretary-Yes
=. M.-Very well. Credit up the
check, throw the appeals for help into
the waste basket and turn the indict-
ments over to our lawyers to be
quashed.-Puck
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10

ing to the Rocks County Record, said
to his mother the other day: Ma, am
| a descendant of a monkey 81 don't
know" replied the mother, - never
knew any OF your fathers folks" The
father who was listening, went out in
the coal shed and kicked the cat
through the roof-Kansas City Star
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE.

Elijah was being fed by ravens.
THE remarkable fact is that they
return when they haven't beeR
tipped" he cried
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10
FIRST ON THE GROUND.

"Harll! ! hear the fire engines com
ing. We are going to be saved
Eyes, but not yet, That's the NOV
ing picture patrol
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-10

The Preacher--Ah, what's in
name?
The Politician-Everyth is Ia
my wife's name.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-11-14
FARMS! FARMS! FARMS!

FOR SALE CHEAP-740 acres Wash
ita bottom land. Over 400 in cul.
tivation; extra fine; $40 acres
Alfalfa Vale Best farm in Car
ter county; rs acres in alfalfa, fine
improvements, an ideal home, best
Of bottom land, fine water; only
miles from Ardmore; 125 acre farm
miles from Ardmore, good houses
and barn. A fine little farm. Near
Fair View school; 216 acre bottom
farm near Chickasaw lake, so acres
cultivation. Other farms and
lands in adjoining counties. Town
lots in Ardmore. must raise
some money right away and will
sell cheap on long time. See me
over First National bank. w. p.
Poland, Ardmore, Okla. 5m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-11-14
Ardmore, Thursday, Nov II, 1912
LET NO MAN PUT AsUNDER

Easy divorces will soon be uno0-
tainable. Reno, the scene Of the fall
OF the white hope" and he mecca for
all the alimony hunters Of America
will soon take her place among the
respectable cities of the continent.
Revised election returns show that
w. D. Jones, the father of the time
lock" divorce law of Nevada, has
been defeated for reelection TO the
seat he has 80 long held in the legis-
lature OF that state. Returns from all
the counties in the western state in
dicate that with the defeat Of Jones.
other adyoca. es OF the easy divorce
have also been defeated.
W. d. Jones is a democrat. He
was also a man with a pull. When
ever the time would roll around for
a member TO be elected to the leg
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-11-14
BISHOP OPPOSES
CHANGING PASTORS
SAYS he WILL NOVE AS FEW
AS osslBLE-DoES NOT FA-
VoR POLICY or CHANGING.

Frederick, Okla, Nov. 18th
Western Oklahoma conference Of tn
Methodist Episcopal church, south
| convened here Wednesday morning
Bishop Edwin d. Mouson, d. d.
presiding. Bishop Mouson is a Tex
an and heads this conference for tn,
firs1 time since his election to the
episcoDacy. The Rev. R S. Satter-
field Of Oklahoma City was elected
secretary and the organization Of
the conference was completed a,
the morning session.
The presiding elders reported the
seven districts of the conference
their reports indicating large gains
for the year in membership and in
finances.
One OF the most interesting events
of the session was the address of
Dr.. W. F. McMlrry, general secre-
tary Of church extension He show
ed that during the past thirty years
since the board Of church extension
has been in operation, five and one
half Methodist churches, south, have
been built every week. The board
has assisted more than half these
churches either by donation or loans.
The loan fund handled by this board
totals nearly a half million dollars.
Bishop Mouson announced that he
is not in favor of moving a pastor
unless it is absolutely necessary,
and did not approre of the policy
of the conference during recent
years in making a large number o:
changes in preachers. Last year
more than three-f -fourths of the
preachers were changed. 1t is ex-
pected that there will be less NOV
ing this year than ever before.
Wednesday afternoon the Rev.
Robert E. Goodrich of St Lukes
church Oklahoma City, preached to
a large congregation. The anniver
sary of the board of missions was
held "Wednesday night. DR.. F. f.
Cook. OF Nashville. Tenn, one Of
the missionary secretaries making
the principal address. The attend
ance at the conference is large, al,
the local hotels and homes being
filled with delegates and visitors.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-11-14
FIalged Train With Shirt.

Tearing his shirt from his back
an Ohio man tagged a train and
saved it from wreck, but II. T.
Alston, Raleigh, n. c., once pre-
vented wreck with Electric Bit
ters. 81 was in a terrible plight
when ! began to use them," he
writes, my stomach, head, back
and kidneys were all badly affected
and my liver was N bad condition,
but four bottles OF Electric Bitters
made me feel like new man." A
trial will convince you of their
matchless merit for any stomach,
liver or kidney trouble. Price so
cents at Ringer Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-11-14
aelek Re.or, Plea,e, yueas.

United States Judge Emory Spec
OF the Southern District Of Georgi;
recently had before his court a typ
ical Georgia mountaineer on
charge OF Illicit dlstilling, says tn,
Philadelphia Record
What's your namc?" demanded
the Judge.
Joshua, Jedge," drawled the pris-
oner.
Joshua, who made the sun stand
still:' shouted the Judge in amuse-
ment at the laconic answer
no, sir, Joshua who made the
moonshine,' answered the quick
witted mountaineer.
And it is needless to say that
Judge Speer made the sentence as
light as he possibly could.