Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-05-09

when he is By himself. but he is easily
led into mischief"
Miss Minerals face bIazed with in
dignation.
Williams fault indeedi' she an
swered back. There never was
sweeter child than William" for the
lonely woman knew the truth at last
At the thought that her little nephew
might be hurt, long forgotten tender
ness stirred her bosom and she real
lied for the first time how the child
had grown into her life.
The telegram came
They are all right" shouted Mr..
Garner joyously, as he quickly opened
and read the yellow missive, they
went on the excursion and Sam Lamb
is bringing them home on the accom-
mediation 4"
As the major, short, plump, rubi-
cand, jolly, and Miss Minerva, tall,
sallow, angular, solemn, were walking
to the station to meet the train that
was bringing home the runaways, the
elderly lover knew himself to be at
last master of the situation.
The trouble with Billy he began,
adjusting his steps to Miss Minerals
mincing walk.
William" she corrected, family.
The trouble with Billy" repeated
her sutton firmly, sis this: You have
tried to make girl out of a healthy.
high-spirited boy; you have Mt given
him the toys and playthings a boy
should have; you have not even given
the child common love and affection"
He was letting himself go, for he knew
that she needed the lecture, and, won
derful to tell, she was listening meek
~. you have steeled your heart, he
went on, against Billy and against
me. You have about as much idea how
to manage boy as a-as "a" he
hesitated for suitable comparison;
he wanted to say goat" but gallantry
forbade; 'as any other old maid, he
blUrted out, realizing as he did so that
woman had rather be called a goat
than an old maid any time.
The color mounted to Miss Miner
vas face.
uOu L nave " JC an OLL L-GIAs BIG
snapped spunkiIy.
mo; and you are not going to be
one any longer" he answered with de-
cision. 81 tell you what, Miss Minerva,
we are going to make a fine, manly
boy out of that nephew Of yours"
"We?" she echoed family.
yes, we! I said we, didn't II"
child shall have a pony to ride and
everything else that a boy ought to
have. He is full of natural animal
spirits and has to find some outlet for
them; that is the reason he is always
in mischief. Now, I think I under
stand children" He drew himself up
proudly. 1--WE shall be married tomor-
row." he announced, that I may as
sumo at once my part Of the RESPONSE
bility of Billy's rearing"
Miss Minerva looked at him in fut-
tering CONSERVATION.
ooh, no, not tomorrow" she pro-
tested; possibly next year some
time"
Tomorrow" reiterated the major,
his white mustache bristling with de-
termination. Having at last asserted
himself, he was enjoying the situation
immensely and was not going to give
way one inch.
1--WE will be married tomorrow
and"
Next month" she suggested timidly.
Tomorrow, l tell you'll"
Next week" she answered.
Tomorrow! Tomorrow Tomor-
row!" cried the major, happy as
schoolboy.
Next Sunday night after church"
pleaded Miss Minerva.
mo, not next Sunday or Monday Or
Tuesday. We will be married tomor-
row." declared the dictatorial Confed-
crate veteran.
Billy's aunt succumbed.
ooh, Joseph" she said with almost
a shipper, you are SO masterful."
How would you like me for an
uncle?" Miss Minerals afianced asked
Billy a few minutes later.
Fine an dandy" was the answer,
as the child wriggled himself out OF