The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-16
Phone 262 Phone


 If We could have made room tof it we'd have put this headline on a certain story that appears iH th,s is sue. The Town Jobber Iob'c..
 A story from Itals s4ss th-t $ boy fell in a lake and was ossted. We know a fellow who didn't fall in lake but got ossificd on the wet stuff
 Top e tn moruin' to ,ho Irish cop who is seeking the beautiful irish hciress. The Mormons can be blamed though. for there sur ;. some class to those Irish cojloons More power 10 them.
 They have Ham,l a taN" il F. 'ane after Richard CroEer How tin" mighty have f4ilcl There wasa tmc when the larecst city in the United States. although not named after him. was his in name Then he was boss of Tammany Hall.
 l. is too bad that the Demo rats returning to New York from Al.u.ie City went into a panic when the boat on which they were grounded. Still that is not as bad as the panic that the Republicans Nill have in Norem Der when their ship is wrecked or the solid rocks of clean aoEeraurat
 Tommy Burns is coming blcH" in so far as stalling is concerned, even though he is through as a fighter. He will not fight Flynn He is too busy to go up against good man Pretty soft if those Cana dians fall for your line Tommy They don't care for that "Hull' im the states.
 There's nothing "YelloW" abou, the president of the republic of China but his skin. He is out for the construction of a railroad that would allow the interior of his country to develop. Seems to us as though he had more sense than those Rho op- pose such a necessity as a railroad to this town.
 Roosevelt is fast losing out. When his old friends the Wall Street brokers are waging four to one that the American Emperor" will not he elected it looks bad for the personal aspirations of the strenuous one. But Theodore cant see it that way. Read little poem by Burns, Teddy. and see yourself as others see you.
 The Socialist is always hOllcring about the eXagGeration and lack of truth in the capitalist press. Read what the New York Call says hap pened here just after Wick beat the "KatZenjammer Kid" so decisively. It's great We congratulate the So cialists on the honesty of their dailies. They never give a false impression. Oh. no.
 It would be pretty hard to smuggle anything through the mails in Alas ka. They may be able to do it in Hawaii. but if, it was anything that would spoil with age, if it were smuggled here during the summer months, it would be ruined long be, fore it got here. If it was alive it would die a natural death from old age while on the way
 Instead of giving all the informa, tion he knows to the district attor, ney to aid that gentleman in ridding New York of crooked officials. Pc, lice Lieutenant Charles Becker re iuStS iO Say dHS tIlHS, ana Has Ills trial delayed so that those who will be exposed may escape the hands of the police. The old saying. There is honor among thieves" was never better exemplfied than it is here.
 The poor Hungarian that blew his lights" can't be blamed It was Friday the thirteenth, and he, hear ing of the Frisco earthquake thought that the end of the world had come Accordingly he decided to beat them to it. He did. But to where we refuse to state. By the way, he sure showed the proper spirit. He had a rint of rye whiskey, but it was unopened Ii he'd taken a swig the chances arc he'd have forgotten his troubles and he'd be here now Prohibitionists please write.