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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
PANAMA CANAL TO
Be READY FOR USE
NEXT AUTUMN
Navy Department Officially
Announces Date Of Expected
Completion of Waterway
Between Oceans.
Iuy Leased Wire to I,,rnlnE Herald

ivy Leased WIRE Z" Evening Herald
Washington, Sept 80 pb, Pas
uUrn' canal i- tu hr upcu,t To- trgi
iir u the nIl coli 1919 This state
mgrf was Wbdrhy officials al tho navy
department With au announcement
that the Atlantic fleet viii hr Tcndoz-
Npusvd Ht Colon this winter before
the water is turned in
The uHEN.s estimate D. based on a.
htcst report from the army Cngi-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
SHIPPING AT PENSACOLA
DAMAGED BY HURRICANE

Pensacola. rlu. Sept g. 4 tor
rifle storm that swept the Pensacola
water front last night jid thousands
of dollars worth OF damage Co ship
ing The United States revenue cut
ter ryurnsc was wrecked, and other
tanned velocity Of scyVuty-touI
miles am hour before the auouomvtrI
ut th, weather bureau was blown
uaWN.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
RECEPTION FOR
MRS. BLACK
Grand Worthy Matron of the
Order of Eastern Star TO Be
Guest of Honor This Even
ing,

Mrs Anna Is BLACK. gruud worthy
matrun ui tho order of the Eastern
star who is u Albuquerque from
silver city, viii be- rendered rcCcp-
lion This evening 900 the Masonic Tenn
pile, following meeting OF AdHh
Chapter So The reception viii
be- for all members of the Eastern
star
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
NIGHT SCHOOL

Sew classes .eBinuing boz EHslncss
-frnnfrtuhA and civil service luIl'
'dul instruction 900 any special sub.
I.'ia dgsirCd Special course boo touch
trpNrtiug English preparation, d,
ItrlWru' fur those deficient 200 tht
common branches.
office open G4A and evening
ALHIQl EEQIE BUSINESS col.
LEGE
Tho Special school bv Specialists.
Pictures uHd illustrated songs pr.
Uhcum tonight and tomorrow,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
NOTICE

The oiphcum Ihratrr VIII rrupcu
tonight With nrW picturt~ and ,uugs
show starts ut '3O
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
JUST RECEIVED

TINE ASSORTMENT Oi FOREIGN
NOOl.EN~ N All. TuE LATEST
MEANES AND COlOHINGS.
L. c. GIELITZ
10 N. T, Armijo Building,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
THERE'S LONG LINE

of appetizlug articles that comes from
our oven daily-uli pure, sweet whole
z, nae and tempting From loayes OF
ordinary Rrcld down to tho richie Z
Cake, hero Be- your place 10 buy 10
your permanent satisfaction. Evers
ingredient used Boa tho mixing aud
baking Us carefully scutiuilcd before
being used 30 that We ere In "a posi-
ton to positively guarantee the purity
OF everything we onur 10 our patrons.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14
Sturdy School
Shoes for Bows
and Girls

We have assembled here the best children's
shoes that can be obtained from the most
celebrated makers.
Every pair embodies the most skillful work
manship, the most serviceable materials
and the nobbiest lasts. An individuality
about our juvenile shoes not TO be found
elsewhere.
No matter how hard the children are Oh
their footwear we can fit them perfectly
with long wearing shoes at most reason
able price.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14

.. Sew -. . /. N.r'o", '.arn' a"a
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-14

illustrated songs cor
aud tomorrow,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
rvr4AYrn Business Office Main IL.
PHulNkN Circulation Dept. Main IL.
4 AAOASAS Editorial Dept. Main 794.
OFFICE-776-77S COMMERCE ST.
WHAT IS THE "CUTEST"
SAYING YOU EVER HEARD?

the cutest saying You ever heard rom chhdF
Eyerybody's is saying bright Things
s their fond parents believe
clevert Iatwe a might smile
ebestCh Saying the Times this next week
81 OO the Saying need not be org
nal justs o find sunny smile in it.
attach ana address
the Joke editor of the Tacoma Times
A girl of three and little
Helen of about felens brother name
Heen-Ruth you know what brothers name Is
IL (for that was his nckname)
Heen--No it's not
Ruth-Well if not Bunny then it must be Rabbit.
MS.
Parkland Wash.
MY little boy had Just washing his hands.
dirt around his wrist
washing he looked into my race saying
why, mamma, it had to stop somewhere ,u,u
'' MRS. w. L. MERRITT.
Zenith, WASH
ing watching eagerly When he
spilled the floor Our little
girl up Banch going to give
some your parts went and all ruined out
- MRS. w. A. JAMES.
$500 South
RESUMED NECESSARY
punishment seated
told to stay there After time ne was heard
his mammal
want to be, anyhow? I'll be good
today tomorrow can set me up here AGAIN I'm eo
now ~ EN-.
Virginia night was putting my little 3year-od
to bed nights when he finished his
PRAYER he said to him, Bobby
what makes you always that?
answered: l want to tell God where IVe mamma
2016 South
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
Editorial PAGE Of 5Che Cacoma Clues
MRS. CLEVEL AND'S SECOND MARRIAGE


unofficial
fessor Preston o Wells college
highly she respected
by of this
she the most intimately loved Daughter of the Republic
much White
House life 1t covered period when SANDER aminaton and gossip
the assaid which
possible which failed hurt the fine nature OF the beau
tiul bride, in spite of her exalted
a splendid of
White House
But all the
figure of the American
people
We shall all blessings when she marries again The status
doubt well
wards One of those penalties excused for sumsng has been
dignfied
change marital condition And Mrs Cleveland fine mature mat
will
with her larger the happiness of marriage of
love.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
LUNACY AND LIVING

There a decided increase lunacy
And direct connection between this and modern modes e
British that there
England Wales
the the cities,
swelling the the the factory population cnc
held be the chief
dpress general vitality Of
nations and the entire health level.
Life today different from what century,
the population
country engaged agriculture touch with the SOIL leading
life Now large proportion of the population is in factory
house OF desk.
that thrive without
deuion
grown beautifully the
conditions
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

This story slipped in on Monday
night before election just as the
ban was being placed on campaign
and kindred topics. 1t is toe
long to wait until next year, so 1t
must be told quickly.
One of the electorate, a young
man who was afforded his first
chance to save the country Tues
day, made a prediction call on
a girl. The young man consumed
much time discussing the out
come of the election, and his
share in it. -
The young lady evidenced little
interest in matters, observing
she didn't care much just as long
as the country was saved until
the next Thursday, when she was
to go to party.
ooh, dear" she said in bored
common-pleas-judgey sort of a
way. politics is so tiresome and
so common. Papa and l were
passing a meeting Saturday night,
and we looked in. And do you
know l didn't see an intelligent
face in the whole crowd.
The young man smiled wanly.
"My brother and father were
at the meeting" he confessed
quietly.
oh" the young lady fastened
to explain. II meant roughly
speaking"
Yes, pretty doggone roughly,
should say" the young man de-
clared as he started for the hall.
The best place to find white
hopes, hospital attendants say, is
in the operating room, among
patients just going under the an
esthetic.
AS a sort OF soothing antidote
for the pugnacious ambitions stir
red up by the drugs, young Ia
cont doctor has a little speech he
repeats.
You're doing fine now" he as
sures the patient fighting his way
to sleep. Doing fine. Not NOV
ing a muscle"
The other day a six-foot boiler
maker came to the hospital for an
operation. They began admins
tering the anesthetic, and the Doc
began his course in confidence.
But the patient was unable to
agree with him.
In his subconsciousness he
grabbed a case of Instruments and
sent them crashing through the
window. Then he started to clean
up the room. Six attendants
fought valiantly, and in five min
utes succeeded In getting him
back to the operating table. When
he was once more established and
the noise had died down, Doc
voice could be heard.
doing fine" he was still plac-
idly repeating. mot moving a
muscle"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
Tacoma Bertillon Expert
Tells How Man Is Watched

Tacoma has one of the finest
Bertillon equipments in the
country, being inferior to but a
few only because of the smallness
of the room in which 1t is housed.
It's operator is Harry Smith, the
smallest man on the Tacoma po-
lice force, but who, nevertheless,
has more crooks under his thumb
than any other man in the service
here.
How the System Works
The Bertillon system has made
it almost impossible for any crook
with a known record to operate
in any locality for any length Of
time without detection. Primar-
lily the system was introduced for
Identification purposes only, but
of late years has come to be a
means of preventative detection.
For instance, your highwayman
is "mugged" and his measure
ments taken by Harry Smith. The
photo and exact description are
sent to 16 other Bertillon stations
from the Tacoma office and are
placed on record In those places.
When your highwayman shows up
in San Francisco the peculiarities
of his physical makeup are al
ready known to the plain clothes
force of that city and although he
may have changed his name doz-
en- times en- route he will be pick
ed up and ordered out Of town
with little ceremony other than
being told he is not wanted.
The records and descriptions of
$4,000 crooks may be placed In
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
News and Gossip From the
Capital By ellison Gardner

support all progressive measures
and who were accordingly en-
dorsed by the Washington party.
The best comment on the cleo
ton is that of Vice Presidential
andidate Hiram Johnson, who
says:
THE lasting and permanent
victory was won by the progress
sives Tuesday in the capitalization
of great public sentiment
founded upon a moral conception.
That immediate success did not
come to the candidates is of no
consequence. The big thing has
been accomplished. There Is a
new party In the nation that has
come to stay"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
6 @a A T7FEI||6i5!I!lilil'
}@7ay6|l SITYS [51FE.!e:S. E

emily, the two were going to be
married by a city minister. BE
careful of that suitcase, John; 1t
contains my things" said the
young woman as they mounted
the car steps. The suitcase was
brand new.
The two got off at a downtown
corner. AS the car was about to
start, whistle attracted the at
tention of the conductor. Eve
got the wrong suitcase" said the
young man, breathlessly. The
suitcase he was carrying had a
large dent in it. MY suitcase
wasn't all battered up like this"
said the youth. There was no
other suitcase on the car platform.
Better send this one to the Of
flee. The owner will be asking
for it," said the con-" The young
man consented. Later in the day,
the young man went to the claim
office. The suitcase with the big
dent was still unclaimed.
Perhaps we had better open
it," suggested the man in charge
of the office. The case was pried
open. "It contained the brides
things"
Such a "record-breaking" story
deserves to be preserved in the
original. So 1t is offered just as
it was received.
Lights and Shadows:
81 have worked in the drug
business for four years and have
heard many funny tales told, but
the one I heard last night is
record-breaking one. We Just
hired new soda clerk, a boy
about eighteen years old. The
boy never worked in a drug store
before, so it happened one even
ing two gentleman came in and
one of them asked him for a choc-
olate soda, the other onesaying
ditto The boy being puzzled
by the word ditto came up to me
and asked me: Say, how do you
make a ditto?'-A Soda Dis
penser.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
WANT TO AID?

call for 1000 volunteers throughout the state to act as local
the Seals the Washington
sociatn for the Prevention and Relief of Energy enthusiasm
locality qualifications needed
each community will put Washington the front
provide
BEFORE
demands made it by the public
opens continuing until Christmas will be
opportunity the little
provide funds fighting tuberculosis the greatest
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
Terrible War,

Terrible War.
Grocer (who has lately Joined
the militia, practicing in shop)-
Right, left, right, left, four PAGES
to the rear, march, (Falls down
trapdoor into the cellar.)
Grocers Wife (anxiously)-
oh, Jim! Are You hurt?
Grocer (savagely, but with dig
nity)-Go way, woman. What
do you know about war?-Eyery-
body's.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL"

The little cabin in the Nevada woods filled with
shine the the mountain peak peak
i gitterng line giants.
old the fresde reused himself with effort.
called, 'hev the stock Jabez?
Eyes, father, said the stalwart young in miners
shirt 81 waered all them 46 shares pertainn to
the Golden Nugget Bonanza mine"
a good to Jabez," sighed the old
fingers the composition of extra
for the morning papers.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
Financially Foolish.

First Official Member-What
do you think of the new preacher
We tried out yesterday?
Second Official Member
Won't do! We'd never lift the
debt with him on the job. Why,
yesterday, when there were
strangers present, he had them
sing I'm Glad Salvation's Free"
while the collection was being
taken!--Judge
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

WASHINGTON, Nov IA.
Without the support OF any party,
the most independent member of
congress, William Kent of Cali
fornia. has been reelected. Per-
haps a moral might be squeezed
from this.
There are 10 progressives in
the Pennsylvania delegation to
congress. OF this number some
were out-and-out members of the
Washington party 1.-THE progress
sive party In Pennsylvania) while
others were nominaily republic
cans who pledged themselves to
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
'TWOULD BE SHAMEFUL

1t would chistendom should the European lis
the eang the interfere with the Balkan geographical
refomthe driving of the unspeakable Turk
1t religious For the mosm has bruay and merciy
Christian
looked Now the boot the other and anatca Turk
territory which
field of and slaughter. i
Oowar greed would explain the
when the getting punishment which he has well by
medicine is being administered to the Turk.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
Before the city council provides for

any more competition for the city's
power plant it had better determine
definitely just where the $4,000 every
six months is coming from to pay off
the bonds and interest that will fall
due on the construction of the Nisqual-
ly enterprise.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
Violent ReactiOnary.

Violent Reactionary.
Jeshurun had waxed fat.
"You are having too easy a
time" said his physician. "Lop
off some of your useless luxuries
and earn your living by work as
the common people do"
1t was then that he began to
kick.-Chicago Tribune.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

Hairy Smith, BerfiIIOn Operator.
Tacoma's "rouges' gallery" with
out over-taxing its capacity. There
is no way to beat the Bertillon.
Crooks have tried 1t and failed
Once "mugged" never forgotten,
by the Bertillon.
Another story detailing the
manner in which Bertillon meas
urements are taken will appear
later.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
The Viewpoint.

The Viewpoint.
81 suppose" said the city man,
there are some queer characters
around an old village like this"
You'll find good many" ad-
mitted the native, when the big
hotel fills p."-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

A conductor on an Old Town
car tells this. The young couple
got on a crowded car. The man
was carrying suitcase. Appar-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
At last we have discovered a white

hope. It's your own Uncle Sammy and
he has put down Jack johnson for the
count, too.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
With war in the Balkins, with prob

ability of general European war, The
Hague tribunal seems to have taken an
awful tumble in prestige.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
A New Time Table,

A New Time Table,
when does this ferry run,
Uncle?" asked the would-be pas
senger.
"Dis ferry, Marse," said the old
man, "she runs at quarter arter,
half arter, quarter to and at
Lippincott's.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

Yakima man remarks that turkeys
make good pets. The poor birds GER
tainly will meet with awfully un-pet-
fish treatment about three weeks
hence.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

It seems to be easy to discover where
John Turnow was, but no one seems to
be able to discover where John is.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
Well Fixe,

Well Fixed.
Clarence-Why don't you keep
something for a rainy day2
Clara-Don't be silly, dear.
Haven't l the prettiest raincoat
and umbrella you ever saw
Judge.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

} Wilson Leads Roosevelt BY q
Over Two Million g
A table compiled from the 9
latest official, unofficial 9
and estimated returns from 9
all the states, shows the 9
popular vote at Tuesdays g
election MS follows: q 9
Wilson :. .6.398,997l g
Roosevelt .......4,315.S05fS
Taft ............3 ,350,S64 -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

The Totem Pole certainty does keep
his Cor her) complexion real fresh
even in this trying weather-What7
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

Very Enjoyable
81 met Billy Bumstead yester-
day, and he told me he had just
had a very pleasant visit of a
couple of hours with you"
Eyes. He seemed to enjoy the
visit very much. He used the en-
tire time telling me about him
self. Chicago Record-Herald.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

MEMBER OF THE SCRIPTS NORTHWEST
LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS. Telegraphic News
Service of the United Press Association by direct
Leased Wire.
Catered at the postoffice, Tacoma, wash,
second-ciass matter. Published by the Tacoma
Times Pub. Co. Every Evening Except sunday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

With socialist in the legislature
holding the balance of power perhaps
the old party bosses will wish they had
treated this party with more respect
and reported their election returns with
the rest.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
City councilmen are much disturbed

over the slowness Of municipal con-
tractors in finishing work, but never
yet in the history of the city has one of
these contractors been asked to pay
the demurrage provided for in his con-
tract for failure to finish on time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14
JOKES
Not an Outing

Not an Outing
"What is the matter?" demand
ed the Grand Duke.
"Excellency, your cook de-
mands a vacation"
"Give him a knouting," was the
autocratic command. - Kansas
City Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

The name of the patron saint of UNI
brella manufacturers is probably Saint
Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-14

Just while we happen to think of it,;
do your shopping early. (You
may supply the missing word.)
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1912-12-03
Parole Board 10 Upheld.

Parole Board 10 Upheld.
When William Cornwall, . paroled
convict, two weeks ago was placed
on trial in Sioux City the state board
Of parole investigated his case. Corn.
wall was acquitted, but the members
Of the board were convinced that he
was guilty Of the offense charged as
we'll as several other offenses. An
order was sent to the Woodbury. coun.
ty sheriff to take Cornwall to prison.
CORVALLIS attorney fought the order
and tried to get his clients freedom
on writ of habeas corpus.
CORVALLIS defense was that he had
served three years in prison and that
be had been given a determinate sen.
tence Of three years for burglary.
Cornwall was released after he had
served that number of years, but the
board paroled him. He contended
that having served the time given him
he was not under the jurisdiction Of
the parole board
The petition for the writ was heard
before Judge David Mould. The board
Of parole claimed that he was sentenc-
ed after the indeterminate sentence
law became operative and that wheth'
er the judge gave an indeterminate
sentence that law applied. The court
decided against Cornwall.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1912-12-03
Campaign for Permanent Roads.

w. E. Meyer of Des Moines. prom.
lnent good roads booster and director
Of the River-to.River road, has been
named chairman Of legislative COM
mittee which will work for continu-
Gus macadamized road system in
Iowa. The committee was authoriz-
ed by the State Automobile associa-
ton in annual convention at Water
loo. F. j. Tishenbanner of Gilmore
City, active in the cause Of perm
anent roads in Iowa, introduced the
resolution by which the committee
Is instructed to work for legislation
for continuous permanent roads. The
convention was unanimous and en-
thusiastic in favor of working for
permanent highways in the state. Of
fcers Of the association were elected
as follows: President, G. D. French
Of Davenport; first vice-president, L..
J. Dickinson Of Algona; second vice
president, c. N. Wyckoff of Sioux
City: secretary-treasurer, H: Leslie
Smith OF Des Moines.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1912-12-03
Crusade Against Dancing.

Madison. Wis.,, Nov 27-Eccentric
dancing by University of Wisconsin
students has been carried to such an
extreme that a crusade has been de.
clared against it. At the request OF
some unknown person, a police off.
Ger appeared at student dance the
other night and instructed the manage.
ment to stop all Objectionable dances.
It is reported that at party given by
students the orchestra refused to play
longer If the freak dances were con,
tipued,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1912-12-03
Want Road Taken over.

Jasper county citizens have filed q
petition in the federal court asking
that the decree which Judge Smith
Mcpherson is expected to make soon
On the receivership Of the Fort Dodge,
Des Moines & Southern railway, be
Of such nature as to allow the TAX
Ing over of the line by another conn
pany. The men who filed the petition
ire contributors to the building Of the
road They are particularly anxious
about that section Of the road between
Des Moines Junction and Newton.
Their donations ranged from IS to
$500.