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Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Of course you remember how the thoughtful people of the United States shuddered when Bryan first became a candidate for president And you also remember what the voters did for Bryan in 1896. and then again re- peated themselves twice. The Amcri- can people have met several serious problems and they can meet others. It is not likely that the entire nation has gone daffy," nor even a majority of the people.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

is, it is destructive and in no sense constructive. Mir Bryan. through his influence over his followers, can very readily ruin an enemy; but he does not seem able to render any material assistance to a friend.
 As is we'll understood, Bryan is fa- vorable to the candidacy of Gov. Will son. Next to himself, he would prob ably rather see the nomination go to the New Jersey man than to any democrat who is under serious con- sideraton. But there is one thing in which MT. Bryan is more inter- ested than in the success of Wilson. That is the defeat of Judson Harmon. In the primary, as is well known, he did everything within his power against the Ohio man.
 And right here is the place where the quality of the Bryan influence is in evidence. The sage of Lincoln, if reports so far received are to be credited. did succeed in lining up the democrats pretty well against liar mon But when it came to solidify ing them for Wilson, that seems to have been another question. In the places where the Commoner's intlu- cnce is strongest the heaviest vote was cast for Champ Clark Of Mis- souri
 In Mir Bryan's own precinct in the city of Lincoln MT. Harmon got only two votes. But that did not avail Wilson anything. who was beaten by Clark. Incidentally, it may be men toned that fifty-scven republican votes were cast in that precinct 10 thirty seven democratic votes. So it all goes to prove that Mir.
 Bryans influence is purely of q nega- tive character. It is destructive and not constructive. He can tear down but he cannot build. People will go in crowds to listen to his speeches but they will not vote for him or for his candidates. He once declared he would vote for populist rather than for Grover Cleveland for the ,prcsi- dency and presumably he is in the same state of mind yet And in view of that fact it is just d little interest ing to speculate on what Mir. Bryan is likely to do if the democrats should nominate for president a man of whom he cannot approve.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Theodore Roosevelt because he has proved by his splendid accomplish ments of the past his devotion to the cause of human rights, and because they know Aim to be above all d. fearless, strong, patriotic and cfE- cicnt citizen, endowed with common- sense. d spIondidly trained mind and strong spirit of justice; a man re- markably equipped by experience and training to wisely lead the people of this nation and to secure such pro- ercssivo administration of the affairs of the government as shall give us without delay, industrial justice cou- pied with prosperity
 "Throughout Arizona vigorous Roosevelt clubs have been formed The tremendous advantage both from a material and political standpoint to Arizona of the election of Theo- dore Roosevelt, is now apparent and thousands of determined men in this state are united in his support
 The people of Arizona will not stand for boss dictation; the great majority of them. irrespective of pol itics. believe in the progressive prin- Ciples for which Theodore Roosevelt stands. They demand in no uncertain tones popular vote in which to eN- press their presidential preferncc: that this vote will result in an over Whclming demand for Theodore Roosevelt there is now no question, and if every friend of good govern ,ment does his duty the nomination of Theodore Roosevelt at the Chicago convention next June is, I believe, q certainty
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Word came from Switzerland on Sunday that during d balloon flight there the pilot and one of his pas sengers were thrown out. The third man. who knew nothing whatever re- specting air navigation, kept on and he and the balloon disappeared in the clouds. If he ever gets back he may have a great story to tell Alone in balloon is not exactly cheerful place for the man who does not un- derstand the game.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

A British magazine writer declares that all Americans are not eXtraNa- gant. Certainly not There are plenty Americans who never have the chance to be extravagant. They do not know what it means Yet lots of them are philosophical enough to be happy. Those who can cultivate the habit of only wanting what they can get will save lot of fretting.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21
WHEN A WOMAN's AN OPTIMtST

The woman who believes she can make d man think her drug store complexion is the real thing may be expected to believe the man is tell ing the truth when he says she is the only one he ever loved.-Chicago Record Herald.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21
REFERRED TO DR. WILEY.

Somebody's been trying to stump pr. Wiley, I see" said Hanks, ''by asking for definition of hash.'
 That oughtn't to stump anybody" said Blithers. Hash is nothing but recurrence at subsequent meal of the conglomerate remnants of pre- vious repast"-Harper -Wcekiy
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Governor Wilson took d fresh start in Pennsylvania, but Clark got few delegates without making any effort In the meantime Harper's Weekly continues to forget that a man by the name of Wilson is hunting for delegates. There are quite q few ob- servers who continue to advise the democrats to keep their eyes toward Underwood It is even intimated that the uninstructed delegates from New York to the Baltimore convention might stand for the Alabama man.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Down in North Carolina the much discussed question is whether, after a man has attempted to cut his wife's throat-as bas been declared by the grand jury-the couple have the right to consider the incident as purely per sonal and not the business of anybody else. There are some features of the ethics of married life that need elab- oration
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Kaiser Wilhelm is said to be angry because his third son, aged twenty three years. insists upon loving d pretty actress. Who can blame the boy? He must be Wearied when he comes into contact with the usual run of women picked out by royal parents for ers-inlaw The marriage system among royal Folk does not suggest personal satisfaction
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21
STOCKS.

AmaIgamated, S3H; Smelling, SIS: Atchison, 10SH; St Paul, 11ols; New York Central 119h; Pennsylvania 12424; Reading, 1641s; Sou,hern Pa cific. 112&; Union Pacific, 171M Steel, 70A; do preferred, 1121a. Sn- yer, J93s
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

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 r. !. CHENEY & CO.,, Toledo. 0 Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
 Take Hall's Family PIls for constipation.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

A Philadelphia man has discovered a way to live on one dollar week. Thus is solved the problem how to
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Penguin eggs, imported for epicures of New York as delicacies, have been excluded by the customs authorities. probably as indelieacies
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21
BOSTON COPPER MARKET.

CIhe following report Of the Bos- ton copper market is furnished eX- for The Republican by Lo- gan anl RrNan 1 .ns Ananlos
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Entered at the postOffice at Phoe- nix. Arizona, as mail matter of the second class.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21
M METALS.

NEW YORK, April 2O.-AH metals ere quiet and unchanged.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Politicians who watch the trend of events about the White House state that with the last two months Presi- dent Taft has been more liberal ia his invitations to the executive man sion. But there is still a great ded of hurt pride among republican lead CTS of counties of the different states
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Subscribers not receiving The Re
 publican before a. m. cal us by phone and immdiate delivery will be made bv the 4l4 Messenger Service.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Office, Corner Second and Adams sts
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

In May the Great Northern will open the Midland, it's new line from the international boundary to Winni- peg. Man. providing d through route from the Twin Cities to that point.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

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Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

The Charleston & Western Caro- lima has a new agency at Cincinnati
Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

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Arizona republican., 1912-04-21
THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN

Published by THE ARIZONA PUBLISHING co. The Only Paper in Arizona Published Every Day in the Year. s. W. HIGLEY, President and Manager. CHARLES A. STAUFFER, Business Manager. CHAS. c. CUTCHSHAW,
 Editor.
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 City Editor.
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Arizona republican., 1912-04-21

Address all communications to THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN. Phoenix,
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Two Tales of the South.

Thomas r. Shipp, in a political
speech this season, told a story about
a colored man he once encountered In
front OF busted" bank down south.
whats the matter. uncle?" asked
Shipp. "Did you have some money in
that bank?"
Every bit had in the world. $40."
the colored man replied. 1T makes
me feel awful bad to lose it,
You should take the matter calm
ly." said Shipp. did you never hear
of bank bursting before?"
"Yes," said the uncle, with emphasis
''But this one done busted right in my
face"
At the same meeting. where Her.
bert Knox Smith, United States COM
missioner of corporations, addressed
the Indianapolis Trade association.
Mr. Smith told a story of the South.
A Northern man made visit to the
plantation of southern colonel, he
said, and was almost devoured the fret
night by mosquitoes. The next morn
ing the northern man asked the col
ored butler about the mosquito plague
Don't the mosquitoes bother the col
onel?" he asked.
Not much, sah," the butler replied.
"The fust part of the night the colonel
am too drunk to feel the mosquitoes,
and de last part of the night they is
too drunk to bother him.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
soLACE IN HIS MISFORTUNE
Entombed Miner Had at Least One
Pleasant Thought After TWO
Days Of Suffering.

Miners are among the most heroic
people in the world. Danger is always
beside them, and they are schooled to
believe that any time they will come
face to face with death. The result of
this is that they are humorous in their
boldness.
In one OF the mines of Pennsylvania
there was cave-in which Imprisoned
miner named Jack Thornton. The
accident happened on Friday after
noon, and the fellow laborers of the
entombed man set to work at once to
dig him out. 1t was not until Sunday
morning, however. that they reached
his prison chamber, and by this time
they were wondering whether he had
been suffocated or starved to death
One of them stuck his head through
the aperture made by the picks OF
the rescuers and called out:
Jack. are you all right?'
'All right came the reply, and then
after pause: what day is this?"
Sunday exclaimed the friend
"Gee!" exclaimed Jack, I'm glad of
that. That was one Saturday night
when those saloonkeepers didn't get
my wages."-Popular Magazine.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
The Sad one.

The "Prodigal Son. was the sub
ject of the Sunday school lesson. The
teacher was dwelling on the charac-
ter of the elder brother.
But amidst all the rejoicing y said
the teacher, there was one to whom
the preparation of the feast brought
no joy, to whom the prodigars return
brought no happiness, only bitterness;
one who did not approve of the feast
and and had no wish to attend 1t. Now
who can tell me who this was?"
Silence for several minutes, then a
hand raised and small, sympathetic
voice: please, maam, 1t was the fat
ted calf"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Fully AssimiIated.

Ray S. Baker, the author. in an ar
gument on immigration at Lawrence,
cited the marvellous speed wherewith
the immigrant family, be it German or
French or what not, becomes assimi-
lated into the national life.
"An instance of this assimilation oc-
ours to me- he said. 81 know worthy
Neapolitan, one Paoli Cenci, who came
to this country three years ago. Paoli's
little son, Francesca, an American cit
izen of seven, looked up from his
school books, the other evening to ask
"'Say, pa, what year was it you Ital.
fans discovered us in?"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Good BAH.

Aunt Sarah, cook in Richmond
family. took home a dish OF macaroDi
from her mistress table for the edi-
fication of her own family When her
children had been assured that II
was good they proceeded to eat with
great gusto. The next morning Aunt
Sarah discovered two of her on
spring in the yard turning over stones
and soil and scratching vigorously in
the earth.
"Heah. yo' chillun." Called out Aunt
Sarah. what yo' all doin'?"
Yves a-huntin'," was the reply, 10
some mo- of dem macaroni worms
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
The heirloom.

A Pittsburg drummer In a small
town dropped into place to get bite
to eat. The place looked familiar. but
he didn't know the proprietor.
Been running this place long?" In
quired the drummer
NO; just inherited 1t from my IA
ther"
"Ah, yes. knew him. recognize
this old cheese sandwich on the coun-
ter"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Cruel Realism.

John C. Johnson. the famous lawyer
and no less famous art expert, was
talking at dinner in Philadelphia
about some of Sargent's cruelty real
istic portraits.
Sargent once painted Philadelph-
ia woman" Mr.. Johnson said, land
when the work was finished the lady s
coachman called for 1t.
"As the coachman was studying the
portrait Sargent said to him:
How do you like st?'
1.-THE man answered thoughtfully:
Well, sir, you might have made 1t
a little better lookin'. maybe. but If ye
he'd, he'd have spoiled it."
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
GR3R G3R83RRRs ~
THE JOURNEY.


''If you were asked to get ready to
start next Thursday on a long jour
ney. do you think you could do so?"
asked her rich employer. who was a
widower.
"oh I-much would depend upon the
kind of journey It was to be-" she re-
piled.
Il mean pleasant journey-a jour
ney that would last for month or
more"
And should l have company on the
journey?'
We'll, hadn't thought of that. No,
don't believe you would. / should
expect you to go alone
Then l don't believe could get
ready" she said, turning to her type
writer and making four mistakes in
the first line of the letter she had be
gun.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
They Arc overworked Now.

Four.year-old Dick had made an i'm
portant discovery that his hair would
pull out II enough force was exerted.
and was absorbed in proving the fas-
cinating find on his forelock. His sis
ter-aged seyen-noted the proceed
ings with round-eyed horror.
''Dickie! Dickie" she cried, you
mustn't do that,"
"Why?" demanded Dickie. with the
cynicism of childhood.
Because the Bible says that alE
your hairs are numbered-and II you
pull any out you'll make lot OF extra
bookkeeping for the angels"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
No Social Tact.

At q club dance an enthusiastic
member approached a rather dull
member and said to him:
Say. for heavens sake go over and
talk to Miss Fryte. She is sitting all
by herself"
"But-but what shall say to herr"
Tell her how pretty she is"
But she amt pretty"
We'll, then, tell her how ugly the
other girls are. Amt you got no So
cial tactT'
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Mixture of Caution and Econom,

AT the Union depot a few evenings
ago mother who had gone to see her
daughter. miss Of about 18 years,
safely started on journey. was heard
to give the young lady the following
words of advice Just before the train
started: Now. goodby. my dear.
Take good care Of yourself and re-
member not to be too free with strang-
ers on the train. But If nice looking
man should speak to you be polite to
him-he may buy your supper for
you. KANSAS City Star.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
The Mlttsxes that Hurt.

Mayor Turnbull of Canton was talk
ing about a statement made all unco1-
sciously by q Titanic officer that mad
been terrible black eye for the ri
tapic administration.
This statement" he said, reminds
me of the little Canton boy.
Tommy, why are you SO unkind to
your nurse? Why don't you love her?'
his mother once asked him.
Because | dent the infant terri
BILE replied. I just hate her. l could
pinch her cheeks like papa does!'"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
A EeeIIna compIlment.

BILL see a recently invented safe
that will float In case OF shipwreck
is steel cylinder divided into two
compartments, one air tight, the 9TH
er to hold valuables."
Jill-Yes. I notice they're doing
whole lot OF things to make ocean
travel Eafer excepting to invent some
thing that will help fellow hold on
to his meals.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
NothIno More.

What's the matter. old mani"
Had a dream last night. 1t sort OF
left me bewildered''
Had a dream. you say?"
Well, / say 1t was dream. 1t real
ly was SO vivid that might almost
have been awake"
What was it?''
Il thought that ocean liners were
carrying plenty of lifeboats instead of
squash courts and swimming pools"
"Oh, that was a dreaml"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
He Wonders.

rs the deaf and dumb language
distinctive language of its own?"
"Oh. yes"
Il surmised as much. I was Just
wondering II a fellow could talk Rus
sian on his fingers without twisting
them into all kinds of shapes"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Rustic seorn

What We want" said the eloquent
lady. "is higher and more refined
ideals"
"Of course" replied Farmer Corn
tossel wearily. ITS a shame the
way US rough men get out and hus-
tie for corn and potatoes when we
might be slippin' geraniums and train
in crimson ramblers."
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Midsummer Convention Colorado
StockqroWcrs' Association.

Farmers and stockmen from all
parts Of the state will meet in Glen
wood Springs July 22-24, for big ag-
ricultural convention and for the mid
GUNNER convention OF the Colorado
Stockgrowers' Association and dis.
trict convention of the Farmers
Union.
A rate of one fare for the round trip
to Glenwood Springs has been made
by way of the Denver G. Rio Grande
railroad. Tickets will be on sale July
21 and % from all points Salida and
west and July 20 and 81 from all
points east of Salida.
Full particulars regarding fares
etc., will be cheerfully furnished on
application to local Rio Grande agent
or Frank A. Wadleigh. General Pas
senger Agent, Denver, Colo.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19

Salt Lake City, Utah. will entertain
a great many national conventions dur
ing the year 1912, and in the interest
OF the delegates and tourists who will
visit the Convention City by Americas
Dead Sea, the Denver & Rio Grande
Railroad has just issued a handsome
ly illustrated folder, descriptive of the
noted scenic points along its lines he
tween Denver and Salt Lake City. to
gether with list of hotels, cafes,
theaters, clubs and points of interest
In and around ''The City of Zion" In
the center of the folder is map show
ing the street arrangement and giving
the location OF principal; buildings,
railroad offices. etc. The cover de-
sign is very neat three-color effect.
looking through the giant portals Of
Castle Gate with Salt Lake City by
Great Salt Lake In the background.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
A strateaIst.

'T don't believe Socrates was near
ly as smart man as he got credit
for being" said Mr.. Meekton.
why not?"
''If he had been. he would have or.
ganized suffragette movement and
let Xantippe talk to somebody else"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Conservative Opinion.

This newspaper speaks Of a. girl
whose age turns out to be thirty years.
Do you think she is still a girl at that
ageT
We'll. she may be girl. but there
is no doubt that she is somewhat ma
ture."
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Ready to obIIae.

AT reception in London young
lady. mistaking Marconi for Mascagni.
said: II do wish you'd play me your
lovely Intermezzo.'
With pleasure. madam" answered
Marconi; "htt shall have to play II
on wireless piano"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Seemed Like More.

The Professor-In 40 wasps' nests
there are an average of $4,000 insects.
The Student-Why, professor, dis
turbed Just one nest one day. and I'll
bet there were more than $4,000 In
that onel
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Its Advantaqes.

II think the pillory ought to be re-
vived as punishment for this frenzied
financing"
''Why so?"
because it provided fitting penal
ty In stocks and bonds"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Il surely Would.

Bill-Do you know anything which
will change the color Of the fingers
when they. have become yellow from
cigarette smoking?
Jill-Did you ever try using foun-
tain penf
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19

Mrs. Justwed-Here Is a printed list
of suitable presents for wife to give
her husband on his birthday. Just
mark the ones you would like most
Mr.. Justwed latter reading It'll
think / would be satisfied with any
thing that was not mentioned here.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
ono sllaht Renuest

There is nothing that women can
not do as well as men"
"Of course" assented Mr. Meekton
earnestly. But, Henrietta. do hope
that none of you will insist on pitch
for the homo team in e close game"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Cruelty to Animals.

Manager-We will try the new play
In this town on the dog.
Agent-Youre taking risk.
They've got an active humane society
there.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
The Prospects.

Church-Do you expect to settle
anything on your daughter"
Gotham-Well If she marries that
saphead she's going with It looks as
II she would settle something on me.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Had Her own Name for Them.

Had Her Own Name Tor Them.
fThe Actor suppose you have spe-
cial terms for actors?
Mrs Boardem-Yessir But I'm too
much OF lady to use 'em.-Watch-
dog.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
How He Felt About Il.

Mollie-Why. do roosters crow
whep they wake up early in the morn
ing?
Chollie-Tm sure don't know. I
feel less like growing then than any
other time In the day.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
As In Virginia.

ut must be enjoyable to spend the
summer in the mountains"
mo doubt 1t is. unless you happen
to be wanted by posse"
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Found Out.

He swore his heart was In his work,
His wife did wonder why,
She came and saw his lady clerk.
Then raised a dreadful cry.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19

ks-Automobiling is not likely
to endure as a sport.
Sweet-No; people are already SO
shy that it's more a matter of luck
than skill when anybody is run down
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
A truthful fisherman always knows
where to draw the line.

II your digestion Is a little OIL color o
course Of Garfield Tea win do you good.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Severe Punishment.

A slap on the wrist
Is what he should get,
Who dares to resist
A suffragette,
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-07-19
Contrary ExpressIon.

why are those fellows trying to
freeze me out?"
because they're hot against you"