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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
Anything May Happen.

.sWhat are you smiling at"
ST see here a report that child
was born with q full set Of teeth. !"
.sWeH?'
"How do such impossible reports
get abroad q
aYAo not be too incredulous. Strange
things happen. Seems to me that /
have heard q report that Boston
child was once born with eyeglasses"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
Flirting With Fame.

.sWhy do you Insist on nibbling
around that hook?" said the wise fish.
"You know the danger.
yves" replied the little fellow; but
we all have q certain appetite for
glory. / am willing to take a chance
for the sake Of being described to that
mans friends as the big fish that got
away"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
Didn't Live Long.
Day and night
He sought fresh air;
That's his grave
In the corner there.
a BIT Radical.

at seems to me that Mrs. Waggson
Il inclined to 90 too far in her de-
mand for woman's rights
"she does seem bit radical
81 heard say, the other day, that
she would never be satisfied until the
word patriot had become obsolete
and .matriot, had taken its place.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07

He also claims that his novel machine
renders aviation absolutely safe. An
Ingenious pneumatic system aids THE
aviator in controlling the steering OF
the machine and manipulating the va
raons nlanes with which it is equipped.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
Very Careful.

q understand she plays q very care
full game Of bridge.
Careful is the word. Just good
enough to keep her husband interest
ed. and not quite good enough to beat
him. =
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
AVIATION ABSOLUTELY SAFE
Inventor or New Machine Claims De
vice Affords Complete Protec-
ton From Elements.

The inventor of this aeroplane
claims that he has been able to devise
J. flying machine which will afford COM
plete protection from the elements for
both the navigator and his passengers.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
z - 7l-57 go 7 ~ = - - -
Well Satisfied.

Differs Buncom Is A. self MAIDS
man, isn't he
Writer'S Yes. What made you think
SO?
Differs He seems to be SO well sat.
isfied with the job.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07

.Mrs. Stoughtone says she always
sleeps on her front porch.
Does she? prefer my right
side"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
a New Industry.

"Now that SO many automobiles are
nassing your house" said the visitor,
II should think you would keep your
hens shut up.
.sWhat!'' said the farmer. And cut
off my greatest income ?"-Judge's LIZ
brary.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
Not He.

who thinks the world al rigas
When FISH begin to bite,
Will never Yex his heart
About the money mart
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
AN EYE ON THE MAIN CHANGE,

and what, my dear boy" asked
the minister, do you intend 70 DO
when you grow up?
"a farmer, SIR.
Every good indeed to supply the
natural food good. 's
And your" turning to the second.
Please, sir, schoolmaster.
Even better. Filling the mind OF
the rising generation with mental
food-yes, even better
& And your" turning 70 the third
Fl "A preacher, sir. /"
THE best of all, my dear little boy:
for filing the soul with spiritual food
is far worthier than either filling the
mind or body. And why do you Wtsh
to become minister ?"
Cos we always have duck Tor din
ner when the parson comes. replied
the boy.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
rock roo Much.

IA very delefuI case, alias
He hoped to 'scape from pain
And SO he took some laughing gas
8 But never smiled again.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07

Il She-Do you notice that Lord De
Broke calls Miss Milyuns, to whom
he's engaged, My subby e
5 He Yes; i suppose he means Sub
treasury S.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07

THE CRIMINAL Tells
How He Planned the
Deed and Sought to Close
. Every Avenue of KrloWl-
edge Leading to His Guilt.
The Detective Shows How
Futile These Efforts Were and
How the Old Adage, Murder
Will Out, Always Holds Coco"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
waist
;heOh Bellies a sf1fr1
d preferenca.

He-But she wears coat Of tan,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-09-07
rur gowERY MURDER MYSTERY

He Bowery is still one OF the
show places in New York
City's artificial wickedness,
Visitors to the metropolis
parade in fear and trem-
bling it's busy sidewalks
where they imagine that ev-
cry stone is stained with
Evening journal., 1912-12-13
NEWS FROM
COLLEGE TOWN

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
NEWARK, Del. Dec 13-At a
meeting OF the Ushors Union OF the
Newark NJ r. Church tonight the
subject "Womankind in Revolt will
be discussed
The Historical Department OF Della
ware College has added 10 the college
library the large two volume Rand
McNally atlas Of the world II being
the 1912 edition.
Professor A. r. Grantham, will at
tend the National Corn SHOW to be
held az Columbia, S. c., on January
% and will read a paper Professor
Grantham is also preparing paper
TO be published in the proceedings Of
the Amcricn Association of Agrono
mists on "Tillering as a factor In de-
termining desirable factors in winter
wheat"
The women Of St. Thomas Episco-
pal Church cleared S45 on a bazar
recently held I'm the parish house.
Newark Grange at a meeting TO be
held next Monday night will elect
officers for the ensuing year
Mrs NJ. Jane Murray won blue
ribbon with her pen of White PeSin
ducks at the Grand Central Palace
Show, New York, last week
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred A. Curtis en-
tertained a card party last evening
Evening journal., 1912-12-13
Wound TAX LINGERIE.

LOS ANGELES, Dec 13-War has
been declared by County Assessor Ed
w. Hopkins and it involves milady's
lingerie Mr. Hopkins believes that
the revenue of Los Angeles County
would be increased many thousands
of dollars annually if taxes we're
7evled on woman's wearing apparel
Before the revenue can be in
icreased,' Mr. Hopkins says. "it is
necessary TO find marble hearted de-
puties who finch not even before a
corset and who gaze OF silk hose and
pink paiamas without a culver" He
vows that next voar. whom ASSESS
monts are made. he VIII find the nee
cssary marble hearted deputies,
Evening journal., 1912-12-13
PREACHERS AND WOMAN
AS LOS ANGELES cops

Wilmington had as a visitor re-
Gently Mrs. Anna s. Wells. a police
woman of Los Angeles. California
who is to return on December IL to
make an address at the New Century
Club. Now word comes from the
California city that six clergymen
have ben put on the rolls of the Po-
lice Department as special officers.
They wear stars and are empowered
to make arrests, their special duties
being the endorsements OF the juven-
lie laws and the regulation of dance
halls.
The minister-policemen are mem
bers OF the Juvenile Protection
League. They have been commits
stoned not only 10 safeguard the
young and prevent the exploitation
Of girls, but TO arrest and prosecute
parents who neglect their children
Evening journal., 1912-12-13

NEW YORK, Dec. 13.-The state
factory commission, which is holding
sessions in interior towns this week
will return to New York Monday to
resume the inquiry into the conditions
OF child labor here At previous
meetings shocking conditions have
been revealed by the inspectors. Miss
Mary c. Dreier is the only woman
member of the commission. She has
personally investigated many places
in which women and children are em-
ploycd The inspectors shown in the
picture are, from left to right, Miss
Maud Miner, Miss Elizabeth C. Wat
son Mrs. Joseph Goldmark. Miss
Dreier and Miss Pauline Goldmark.
Advancement for many lines in
the Wants-Adv
Evening journal., 1912-12-13
GARTERS EXPOsE Her sEX.

PITTSBURGH, Dec. 13.-"I enjoy
being man, Il am my own boss,
make my own money and spend it
where ! please and do what / please,
with no one to scold and nag me-"
said pretty Catherine Morris at the
Central station today after her sex
had been discovered by detectives
who had arrested her while she was
intently examining beiewelled garters
in a downtown department store.
The girl, who is but nineteen. said
that for the last three years she had
worked on several mans jobs in
Philadelphia. Scranton, Chicago and
Gary, Ind, yet her sex had never been
suspected.
Evening journal., 1912-12-13
A Present Free with Every
ChiId'S Suit or OvercOaI Pur-
chased From Now on
Until Christmas

that will astonish you.
childrens Refers all sizes, blue gray brown or red
from $500 to $500.
overcoats from the little fellows up to the young
mems Sizes $3.50 to $1,000
large line of chidrens Suits of every description priced
from $500 TO $7.OO
We give coupons all purchases Beautiful gifts given
away free We have displayed in Second ST. window
premiums We give present $50 worth
of coupons others require SOO
We agents for Kupperheimer Clothes All our Winter
Suits and overeoats go make for Spring
line SIS, $50 s22 SIS Suits Overcoats at $3.50
Evening journal., 1912-12-13

Advancement for many lines in
HE Wants.--Ady.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
CONSERVATION OF CITY WATER SUPPLY.

In of
falling suggestion of Chief Thurs
the installation
spnkmg and the flushing of
timely of fresh being important problem
fronting the
being hand for the purposes mentioned
established
of The
FIRE regarded satisfactory
many besides
of exhausing supply in time of drought
installing the
supplementary system, laying the pipes constituting practically the arg
estp o the expenditure
and peculiar
of
solids
flushing
purify, and mosquitoes
breed in them.
English for
fresh has been remarkable One report says
which prnked with
greater This is
pinkng with forty
cent o that when fresh is used.
protection that
noteworthy The plan followed in
waterfront
supplementary
greater pressure speed
IN
hydants sufficient
without the engine, fight fire the lest
buildings
Chief meet the mer
thought by which the problem easily be solved
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
SEPTEMBER
ALrkEp sTnpMAN nARTwE1L.

highest ideals and the Of his convictions was
community well the forty years Judge Hart
manof sterling unqeionabe shown
in buked the and political ansgres
bloody battlefield lie the right
Wher
clean living honesty in
Judge
wen,n line
The Advertiser knows that it has lost
engaged its uphill
fights physical Honolulu entrenched
privilege graft assault make the
by letters of
official duties
the
lmeg of publicity
Third Missouri 1861
the of of brgadergeneral
gained repeated gaantry his of Massa
Republic Hawaii these Islands his adopted
associate justice
and found he found
wanting
while that she
dproftod $50 weIlby he OF dead
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
oRAToRY RUN MAD.

doubt fitting oaOry
to power i
roll
dfd rhythm be sublime poetca When smonides
more of a Thermopae
Thei glorious their their tomb altar;
neither aconng Time shall make DIM he uttered words
that suitable the
these What need
bribery of
Los Angeles rhetorical
historical Francis Visount Adams, he asked
his parallel between the Benedict Arnold be
delightful
the gift of talk But the dgufed surroundings of justice
being calculated
uselesy the
Again, take the A. o.
ley in congress at Washington in which he attacked George w Perkins and
Roosevelt
pltercd rocytodors the most pathetic aud helpless
hatiment Of PROSTATE newmad lord
orphans bearing the ot father among silent dead
"l robbed the widow her slender patrmoy uatei the h
eruub from te rmche fingers of helpless childhood In ON the oatsom
tu'es who aid IT, Tho prison by skin
having picked the pockets of shoad o the ana benefit of the Rpu
hean party"
Hers specimen OF @pop displaying fashion speaking wa
ssae great surprise IN lhat comparatively po, chamber There pa
Ia he rleeel tmand uuIbe quito purple uapsa
hs 'hoee mou ~ Nr Stanley ho while e lealeue, he hHus
house h boon 90 restrict ses,hf 40 dup hunrr
SCENT ihe attempts 90 nHol would
b suu pessop m high sounding sage lrha tests hs uop
afelfRbn ~ ihe former celebrations
iNhar heRepi Ae fouuH ii api srp,
A's'fq ~ spi Ha' '# len " uf} wslp 90 yDle a hm
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
Rrau1Arrp DANCE HALLS.

HALLS.
gonhoes OF Of
regulating conducting
public halls Honolulu slipped
which held the building ordinance until such times the friends of the
y attorney could rush anp enements through Chinatown
simply mslad police until
been held but at any rate it has disappeared from view after having been
police being
lost
should public in
aions the preeno pass away
the baane places
made every possible way the joints There
are such in Honolulu
city Cleveland Ohio recently opened municipal
There particularly Honolulu
particularly good why she should The could be made
faning could be easily regulated and could be made of break
the disputable danha of the In
Cleveland plan, the current number of The Outlook
Last general attention called the reform Cleveland the
pubic dance halls AS in many 0 the Cleveland dance halls had been found
be unsantary unventlated without
iti1ens tbe ot, y d on i ny l +hat h,i a
should be the
dance hall should be licensed until this ordinance add
departments
license could be revoked that the DANCES should
1890 the
eighteen should
any of parent or natural guardian During the time that has since elapsed
considerable number of halls closed failure
licensed persist
liquor sold in most of the dance halls Sometimes third of the
be influence liquor
in Certainly turn an otherwise
healthful delightful opportunity
continue the opinion of for the city itself institute properly
controlled municipal halls low together with
culary and excellent th
girls who have improperly the existing
the of school audoiums throughout the
cent dnceOg Dances toolto the school houses in direct
The Cleveland
boards
objection brought hardly
buildings While this discussion,
Fortunately
ordinance the Cleveland city councils the made by
order, followed the having the
The result that last week the Cleveland naugurated municipal
hall in Edgewatr Park The tremendous No
thousand threeent sold the
Edgwater Park particularly well located the Lake Erie
SIDE the other congested manufacturing and
Whisky
this hall certainly suggestive of
things The led by Mayor and Mrs Baker,
followed by their children and by the officials of the munich
shelter houses pavion for similar
Thus handling the
dancehal problem While differ how municipality ought
the the experiment Of
s interesting one.''
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
THIRD JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, TER
RIToRY OF HAWAII. AT CHAM
BERS-IN PROBATE.
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE
OF LEE CHoNG, DECEASED. OR
DER OF NOTICE OF HEARING Pc
Triton FOR ADMINISTRATIONS.

On reading and filing the petition of
Lee Ong of Honolulu, alleging that Lee
Chong Of Pahnla, Hawaii, died intestRte
at Pahala, Hawaii, on the 2Sth day of
March, AID, 1912, leaving property
within the jurisdiction Of this court
necessary to be administered upon aud
PRAYING that letters Of administration
he issued to said Lee Ongi
II Is ordered that Thursday, the 2dth
iay of september AID, lDla, NJ 10
o clock am be and Is hereby appoint,
ed for hearing said petition in the
courtroom OF this court Ia the court
house 40 kninu. al which time and
place an persons concerned may appear
and show cause if ans they have why
aabi petition should NOT ho granted, and
that notice uf tins order shall Boz pub
llshrd nurp Ia Wppk fOr three WfrrssYe
IWprh in thr Hawaiian Gazette . ntws
paper printed Ant puhllshrl m Homo
lluu. County ~ nahn
Dated al haiug Auguft io lnl9
lhlgnpi
l0ilR AlnfRr MArrlfWMA y
iNiHe W lhe 'lruli ruuu oi lhp lhU
| iiUnli
Nlepi
iagdl JANIS Akn
lrlk ilfp'f fnufi NJ ihp Third liIfuil
ailN Avg 800 hpr - lo ~,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
AUTO CAUGHT BY
RAPID TRANSIT CARS

1t is bad enough when an automobile
of the cruiser class tries to put one
rapid transit car out of the running,
but when it comes to hitting two rapid
transit ears at once, going in opposite
directions, anyone has a right to SUI
pose that the chauffeur is OVERRIDING
things There is wreck on King
street, just Eva of the Nuuanu street
bridge, which this morning bears testi-
mOny to this fact 1t once was Ford
automobile, number 26l, down on the
list as the property of H. Shipley. 1t
continued to be an automobile up to
twenty minutes to nine last night, when
il was suddenly reduced to scrap iron,
with the accent on the "scrap' That
none of the several occupants of the
ear, all young men, was mangled and
killed, is wonder. There was every
excuse for calling out the coroner eN-
cept the corpses,
At the hour and minute mentioned,
! King street ear 81 was. proceeding Ka-
/ lihiward and Liliha and Emma ear la
4 was coming into town. The autOmo
bile was running alongside the KIM
street ear and in the same direction
II occurred to the chauffeur that he
could save a second by cutting IA
ahead of the King street ear aud saw
turning oui for the Emma street ear
aud he did, Unfortunately his secon'
turned out TO be in favor of the w
rapid transit cars and they came Il
gether ON the automobile like bi
, pair OF nippers They were scratched n
ID bit bat the automobile was serunche
4 20 flinders
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
DEMOCRATS OF NINTH
ELECT DELEGATES

Delegates to the Democratic county
convention and the district convention
were elected Friday night in the ninth
of the fourth. There was no contest
and the ticket went through without a
hitch The delegates were: VIM. IL.
Mcclellan, David Kamauohn, Abraham
Opunui Charles Barron (Soapbox), W..
s. Edings, Martin Christensen, Joel
Philipo, Sam Liftee, Jr., John Huihui,
Edward b. Friel, q. X. Macfarlane,
Harry A. Juen, Akoni Ahai, A. V.
Gear, stephen Gumpfer, j. j. Smiddy,
Ava Wilson, Adam Ahai.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
HUNDREDS PAY THEIR
RESPECTS TO QUEEN
Continued from Page One

Marion Smith, Alice Plimpton, Effie
Riley, Mary Seawall, Frances Wiley,
Gertrude McCorriston, Ruth Hiley,
Clara Wilson, Sue Eubank, Elinor Cas-
tie, Lillian Moody, Jessie C. Shaw, Ruth
Shaw, Emma Dillingham;; Messrs. N. b.
Emerson, H. F. Wichman, w. A.
Bowen, w. Spencer Bowen, C. IL.
Brown, A. Burrey, q &. Guild, L. Ten
ney-Peck, DR.. and Mrs. S. d. Barnes,
W. r. Harrington, Chas. a. Cottrill,
James Rath, Rose Davidson. Miss Eta
Lee, Miss Hannah MeCorriston, Miss
Maria X. Piltz, Miss Margaret Wynck
Miss Susan Frear, Miss Jane NJ, Waite
Miss Martha McChesney, Miss Lillian
! McChesney and Miss Hina G. Bicknell
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
JAlLBlRD CLEANED
OUT WHOLE HOTEL

Honda .hmuus iailhlm Wilh "a
long police freold walked inlu room
ln a Japanese huipl lAsl nlghl pnl eans
pi an Immense fiulteT about tbs pleln.
ises' quietly taking possession While
scare nf Japanese iirW about lnph
ing 500 ppllWmpn Motorcycle nhfel
Ahpp wac found ani dulY eAplngui
ihp adNuiuTer llnpia got aNaA bat
nee caught aaam after 4 leng fhaaf
lp he paltessinn Naa lpNpd = euAi tiplpp
fipm AnolhH place
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03
MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM.

Stiff neck, lame back. lumbago, pains
in the side and chest, all indicate mus
cular rheumatism, There is no more
satisfactory remedy for trouble of this
kind than a free application of Cham
berlain s Pain Balm, massaged well
into the skin. Many severe cases that
have defed all other treatment have
yielded to the soothing effect of this
liniment For sale by all dealers, Ben
son, Smith & Co., Ltd, agents for Ha-
waii
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03

inNd } JANIS AMI
Z lrlh iiIWir tauli NJ chs fhui ,ueuii
ailp Avg 800 ssr - %, lf
The Hawaiian gazette., 1912-09-03

These formed school Oratory
still to be occasion when
a
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-10-01
CLEARS MEANING OF
THE NEW STATUTE
Wickersham Explains Newspaper Law
Just Adopted-What Circulation
Includes.

Washington, Sept. 26.-Attorney
General Wickersham today sent to
Postmaster General Hitchcock a writ
ten opinion on certain phases of the
new federal law requiring daily and
weekly newspaper and some other
publications to present to the postmas-
ter general semi-annual sworn state
ments of circulation, ownership OF their
stocks and bonds and other informa-
ton under penalty Of denial Of the use
Of the mails. ,
The attorney general upholds the
postmaster generals construction that
it is immaterial whether subscriptions
are individual or in bulk and that
the provision Of the law covers the
number Of copies of a publication dis
tributed to certain paid subscribers
by any means The attorney general
does not touch upon the constitution
alitv of the law which is part Of the
postoffice appropriation bill enacted at
the last session Of congress.
Mr. Understands opinion, prepared
at the direction Of President Taft,
does not touch upon the constitution
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-10-01

of the senate; that the names OF W. 4.
Tanner, S. S. Timer, T. o. Fowler and
J. NJ. Bowden were on this list and that
their appointments as magistrates for
the county of Spartanburg were sub
mitted to the senate at the session OF
1912 for confirmation.
THAT this deponent's information
later was that the senate had declined
to confirm the appointments of these
four persons. Alex Rowland.
Sworn to before me this 18th day
of September, 1912.
(signed) walter L. Mishoe, L. S.,
Notary Public for South Carolina"
Copy.
Marion, S. c., Sept. 18, 1912.
"His Excellency C. L. Blease, Gov
ernor of the State of South Carolina,
Columbia, S. C.-Sir: Your letter of
the 18th inst has just been received. l
regret very much the erroneous state
nnent in the opinion written by nee
that you had not submitted the ap-
pointment of magistrates to the senate
at it's session in II, having taken
as thought the lost pains to verify
the statement of facts, the mistake is
a great surprise No doubt the state
ment was based on the uncontroverted
allegations of the original complaint
lin the Bowden case, which you will
find set out in full in the opinion OF
Associate Justice Watts, as typical OF
all the cases, one of the allegations
being thai the appointments had not
been submitted to the senate. And l
failed to notice that there was an
amendment of one of the complaints
: alleging the submission of the ap-
pointments and the refusal of the SEN
ate to confirm. I can only say that /
regret exceedingly the mistake which
is entirely mine, that the opinion Will
be corrected, and that the clerk will
be instructed to give the correction
publicity as soon as an order for the
correction, which I am sending to the
chief justice, can be signed by him.
Fortunately the error does not affect
the md cement of the court.
Very respectfully,
(Signed) &c. A. woods.