The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-12

4. Increasing arm length Circum-
navigating her waist line.
s. Walking exercise-Pacing the
floor with the baby.
WHEN some men start in the coal bus
mess the railway company finds 1t
necessary to increase It's detective
force.
IF any one says that justice is slow
hereabouts swat him over the cocanut
The case of the old town of Tolleston
VS.. the Pennsylvania railroad is called
for this week. Now, as Toileston town
went up the corporate fue some two
years ago. all we can do is to strew
some flowers DER her grave.
ARE your hands chapped and are
you passing the druggist had earned
quarters for bottles OF rosewater and
glycerine?
1T used to be that the old fashioned
house wife having finished her washing
on Monday afternoon brought the
clothes into dry and sprinkled them
right after supper. Now days at 2 she
comes in from a Serosis club luncheon,
fixes up, starts out for a musical, re-
turns for dinner. and then spends the
evening at bridge whist.
OUR OWN BAEDEKER's GUIDE.
A GARY NICKEL SHOw-"Good- bye
fresh air." is the usual salutation of
tourists they hand their ticket 70 the
as they pass into Broadway theatre.
No extra charge is made for the allur-
ing odor of garlic with which the
house is perfuned. once some East
Chicago tourists, having seated them
selves in their seats, began to be
afraid lest they be overcome. However,
upon recalling some of the official
scandals up there they voted that they
could stand for almost any kind df
doors, so the show went on. Ventila-
tion is not considered so important as
assimilation by the benevolent pro-
prietors. SO sometimes you find your
self seated between real patch"
darby and a garlic loving Bulgarian
While the air is never changed from
the outside 1t is much la1erated and
kept in motion at the inside by the
machinist at the piano. Wild west
films are the favorites- of the manage
ment, the patrons choice not being
taken in consideration. To return to
the ventilation. The health board never
enforces ventilating rules as the lack
OF ventilation enables struggling young
does to buy gasoline for their little
Brush runabouts We don't want you
to inter from this that patrons get fun
of bacteria. No. but now and then they
catch bad colds. Some reckless germs
once strayed into a Gary theatre, but
they asphyxiated on the spot.
OUR collection OF misnomers The
country sausage" you get in the res
taurants.
JOLIET NEWS says that the labor
/ er's life in the steel plant is a para
disc when compared with what it was
| 80 years ago. Let's see wages have
gone up from $1.50 to sI.65. Therefore
Is cents is the 'steerned News idea OF
| paradise. Fifteen cents judiciously ex-
pended at the Binzenhof will make you
feel like you are in paradise.
| AN exchange speaks OF a case of old
| fashioned rheumatism. Well, there are
oid-fashlcned remedies, aren't there?
ANOTHER BIG PLANT FOR CALU-
MET headlines in THE TIMES on FRI
day night. The foreman of the compos-
ing room will please see to 1t that these
lines are kept vitalized. Wen use them
soon again.
EVER out on a country road on q
| winter day and listened to the hun
| hum OF the telephone wires and poles