The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-08-05
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| COLORADO man sold his stove so he
could buy circus tickets for his wifi.
and kids. Although national bull moose
convention tickets have wobbled dowr
IN price from $50 to SO, it is hardl,
probable that very many of US will &c
to such extremes.
WITH Col Roosevelt as standard
bearer it will make big changes in
nations politics. Trib. head
line (Maybe.)
IN the meantime what's become OF
that investigation that the Gary Com
mercial club was going to make into
the high cost OF building homes. Apal-
led by the high cost of investiga ton
AFTER having secured a pass from
his wife. Hennery Coldbottle was per
united by her to visit Crown Point for
few hours yesterday No affnities
got on Hennerys trasl.
SEE that tho government is to- get
after the tobacco trust and make it
quit giving premium coupons This will
make it hard on the woman who en-
courages her husband to smoke and
chew in order that she may accumulate
million tags to get a piano.
GARY papers says that big rubber
factory Is to locate near u.s. Story
sounds like it's stretched a little.
MOTION pictures were taken of Mr..
Taft being notified. Maybe Alderman
Tim Englehart is feeling blue because
ne didn't have his inaugural ceremonies
cinematograhed
GETTING SO fastidious up at Rob
ertsdale beach these days that they are
wearing corset bathing suits
NEWSPAPERS are talking a great
deal about the big corn crops. Be COLL
burned If we see any of 1t on our table.
EVEN though this weather makes
you feel kind of sympathetic toward
the poor Ice trust you might remember
that it's fine for the second summer
babies.
THEY certainly build excellent sew
ars in Tolieston, especially In view of
fact that eleven hundred property
owners had their lots sold on account |
Of the high assessments.
THE way these Calumet region |
lilies are growing one hardly knows |
he be after his dead for some |
outlying graveyard may be the site of |
/ big factory ten years hence
THE Missus at our boarding house |
has raised her prices. The way beef
s jumping up we can hardly blame |
Ter. The butcher takes it out on her.
'he takes 1t out on us and you can bet
rour sweet life that from now on we |
vii help to take it out on the beef
rust.
AS far Is the Brothers Knots are
Concerned politically you can no more
then than you can divide
ternity Somebody phase clip this out
nd mail to the Hon. John B. Peter
on's congressional boom secretary.
IF this weather keeps up the way it
oes for another week we will be will
ng to sell our bathing suit at one
hfr1 off
NEW took, "A man in the open" has
g reference TO the statement that
lx-Alderman Castlernan made about
aking his in ten-acre field and the
Use of wig-wag signals instead of
dice work.
EASTERN university is to teach
eronautlcs. As most of our students
earn high living at the colleges the
wing part cought to come in easy.
BERLIN Is to have monographs at
ached to phones which automatically
els one when the phone is out of
roer. Down the county they'd like
nave little monograph that would
ell the 'ruLberers" on the party lines
mind their own business
AGAIN speaking about scientific j,
hings, down east they sell railway
ckets out OF slot machines so folks
ant steal the tickets wouldn't be I,
much use down around yalpo as the l..
atives would steal the machines.
ALMOST feel like singing that old
itty The frost is on the pumpkins {
ellie. DEAR l.,