Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-23

went visiting Monday. and Tuesday we
bad' (; last adicu To the SNOW shovel.
the old han clock. on" f"ldin. bed and
Il complete set of Dickens works.
Help. We liaNe nothing lief, but the
dining room furniture and that about
hall belongs to the inStallmcnt house.
THE FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN
THE SPRING.
~CRevampca from The Mikad"' with
apologies 10 Gilbert X SulliNan.)
Flowers that bloom i'm the spring,
ira Ia.
Have never appealed much to me.
For them l do not care - ding.
ira la,
Their lmauties can never sing.
ira la.
Their sentiment j cannot See.
They d" not inspire me,
For they only tire me.
They're one of the cares nf my life.
they're far too extensive
For things 50 expensive.
They bloom I'm the hat OF my Wife.
HINTS no THE LoNELORN.
(Hy Miss Beatrice Sparerib. the. world
famous loNeIornisD.
Dear Miss Srarcrih: Charlie didn't
call me up as usual yesterday and l ann
dcsolated. Ii seems an age since |
have" SAW him. Oh. crewl fate. can il
be that he has sr"wcd cold, It's "A
pipe something has went wrong.=Mar-
guerite.
Ans. Fear not little one. Maybe
they have performed 4 surgical opera
ton ON him and removed his telephone
for nonpaylnent of rent.
Dear Miss Sparerib: Tho postage
stamp ON the last letter l got from
Nil"riana Mas stuck IN c"rnerwise and
upside down. What does that mean i'm
postage stamp languagc:-p-rcy.
Ans. 1t means that she stuck ii on,
i'm the dark while She Was hurrying to
pos, 1T ON a stree, car. Cheer up.
Percy. She will land YOU yet.
Dear Miss Sparerib: My wife TX
poets me To go ont and rob IL hen ruost
:" she a have q feathered hat. What
the dicktn can / d" To keep peace i'm
the family and still retain my self
espec Familias.
Atfs.EThere is only nne thing to do.
Pate. and that is ia rob the hen roost.
lf YOU don't h probably will.
THAT CRUEL. WAR.
Nnlhanhauhauhau. Mexico. May 10
General Paprika. in command of the
federal forces. says if this war is to
continue with !. sort of success. the
american siglltSecrs must StaN off from
the battlefieldS. or at least they must
STOP crowdins the troops and breaking
up ihe formations. 1t is decidedly EN-
barraSsing for IA Mexican soldier to
draw II bead on Il rebel and hit some
man from Purdy Junction. La. who is
ltklhs Il snapshot and, besides. it is
liable to start international complies
tiO:lS.
senior Colorado Maduro. who has the
sightseeing r~ubberneck's automobile
MN Jelgrn fvn "a Il la, q 4 - Il -l
eial accidents. He says several of his
have run into b%arricades and
entertainments and il the soldiers do
not stop tearing up the ground. for
these purposes. he will withhold his
concession money and the war will
nave To stop for lack of funds.
Genera Perfecto OF the rebel army
was shot IS times before breakfast.
IN camera man who did the shooting
says the general stood the ordeal we'll.
Mexico City. May m.-President
Madero is going to resign tomorrow.
He has said so himself.
l-ater-What President Madero ac-
tually lie say was that he was Just as
liable to resign tomorrow as on amy
other day IN the future. Anyhow, in
rs tomorrow never comes. it
doesn't make any difference what he
did say.
President Madcro who is i'm very
ANSOlS hc,''>i. otc tLItee potiluS Oh DeeI-
steak for breakfast and walked 10
miles for Il short constitutional before
luncheon. 1t is umored here that the
president is going to die. He probably
will. Most people do.
There was q terrific battle just out
side Garlic Center last evening. kid"
Comes. the pride of Mexico City,
Knocked out One Round Garcia after
two minutes OF fighting.
THE FAIR FAN, AGAIN.
..Oh. ii was a perfectly lovely game"
said she that evening to "A male friend.
That 500 What was the s%core?"
The score was: Detroit. POI .OO1 ,OO1.
and Cleveland, 40. OO2. OOl.''