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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
Habla Lopez Landron
DEFENSA Y RETO

nn llamamiento a su buen sentido de
lmparclaidad. invite por medic de su
publication los adversarios de la In
dependencia economical politia del
pals ventllar Y debatir los puntos
fundamentales concretos de nuestra
doctrlna de nuestras maximas en- los
salones del AteneO. Ell alguna Escuela
publlca, en- algun Casino. en- eualuuier
centro de moderation Y de cutura. a
dohde acudlre presuroso, Ell cualquier
momento que Sc me lame. como Ell mas
modesto Y oscuro tai vez de los hom
bres de la Association Civica Puertorri
quena, para que Juzgue la conciencia
publlca, y 81 tambien puede juzqar
acaso, que Juzgue entonces con la de-
0lda information de indispensable CO.
noclmlentO de causa mlestro ganoso Y
deSconocldo adversariO \. Quintero
Velis. 81 no tuviera imbuida en- mi AL
ma una idea muy mezquina de 10 que
son los temas Y cuestiones puramente
personales, que el espiritu de partido
tanto utiliza para poner en- menena a
muchos de los mejores hombres del
pals, abandonaria la elevada V sere-
ma region de las ideas para descender
la arena de las impurezas politicas a
hacer las mas depIorabIes recordacio.
nes
Asl pues, sin perjuicio de 10 que mis-
companeros de la Association acuerden
yo por mn parte me apresto disponoo
esperar las 6rdenes vuestras de
Vuestros amigos todos los republcanos.
para que me averg0nc6is de mis- errores
para que tengais EN- pGblico esa alta
gloria, y para que, en fin, persuadido
yo, lngrese tai vez profundamente con.
Vencldo en- Ell Seno de vuestros estrechoS
angustiosos lfmites de opinion DO
doctrina.
Mlentras fanto, esperendo vuestraS
ordenes, SOY de I'd. de sns correlicio.
narios muy atentamente
), $. y amigo,
Rafael Lopez Landron.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
Sobre la cuarentena
Ell Dr. Lippitt no Sc opone la declara
cion de San Juan, puerto limpio

A prop0sito de nuestro editorial de
aver publicado bajo ell rubro de "En
que quedamos Sc nos infOrma que ell
Director de Sandal no ha querido re-
ferirse al punto concrete del levanta
miento de la cuarentena en- sus aprecio-
clones Y concentrates al articulo noveno
de la Convention Sanitaria Interna-
clonal que formaron parte de la carta
que en- noviembre treinta dirigio al Pre-
sidente de la 'Liga de Propietarios
El aludido parrafo que inspire nues-
tro artlculo dice asi: Este pals no
sera declarado libre de la infection de
la peste mientras todos los edifcios no
Sc hayan puesto a prueba de ratas''
Sc nos ha afrmado que ese parrafo
no qulso tener otro alcance que ell de
expresar la posibilidad de que ocurra
otro brote de la infection bub6nica
mientras los edificios de la isla no Sc
encuentren a prueba de ratas.
Con gustO publlcamoS eStas manlfeS-
taciones de la Direction de Sanidad, que
nos prOpOrciona conSignar que no hav
antimonia entire 10 sustancial de la ear
ia del DR.. Creel-y la satisfaction de
que aun es una esperanza para los inte
reses mercantiles de la isla de Puerto
Rico,-y la actitud pensamiento que
ell Director de Sanidad expone en- su
contestaci6n a la "Liga de Propieta-
rios
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
FL artlculo del
senor Larrinaga


En- el presente numero publicamos
ell segundo articulo del Sr. Larrinaga
dirigido los productores de cafe. En-
dicho artfculo invita- ell Sr. Larrinaga
los interesados para que no falten a
la Junta que ha de celebrarse en- Ponce
ell domingo proximo. Ell Sr. Larrinaga
ha sido ell defensor constante de la in
dustria cafeteria Sus trabajos en- el
Congreso en- Washington son bien co
nocidos y apreciados en- ell pals.
Creemos que nuestros agncultores
de cafe no deben faltar ell domingo
pr6ximo a La iunta en- Ponce.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
San Juan, p. r.. Die. 4. 1912
Sr Director del
BOLETIN MERC'ANTIL
San Juan. p. r.
Muy senior mio y amigo:

Muy senor mio amigo:
Heme complacido leyendo las cartas
que balo una tirma, desconocida para
ml dlrige al Editor del peri0dico poll
tlco Ell Tempo, cierto mentor que
nos ha salido al paso a constituirse Dor
81 solo en- Juez sentenciador. no digo
va de nuestros principles de doctrina V
maXimas de conducta. que son perfec-
tamente definidas claras Ell favor de
la independence economical polftica
del pals, de que seguramente no tiene la
menor information, sino que NADIA me-
nos que de las respectivas personalida-
DIES que forman la Association Civica
Puertcrmquena Como ciudadanos que
entramos actuar EN- la vida p1blica
nos pcrtenecemos en- verdad a la opi-
mon general de maestro pueblo: pero
clio no Quiere decir que havamos de
acatar III reconocer titulos nj mereci,
mlentoS algunos EN- quienquiera que
guste de salirnos al encuentro para
otorgarnos 0 negarnos patentes de ho-
nores que no habemos menester nj de
nadle Jamas s0licitaramos.
Empero, esa inveterada costumbre de
NAL gusto, ese feo vicio de eiercer Ia
critica frivola de las personals en- vez
de la critica solida de las ideas nos
trae a mano como de peras la OCCASION
hsonJera de dar ell primer eiemplo de
-clvlsmo de cultura ante la faz de TO-
do ell pals, razonando exponiendo
nuestfa conducta, exponiendo V razo.
nando nuestras ideas, para que vengan
a enmendar nuestrOs yerros. 81 vinie-
ren, d corregir nuestros extravios. 81
acertaren corregirlos. todos aouellos
que Sc consideren capaces de prestar-
nos servicio tan 1til y relevante
Perd6neme I'd. pues que, hacienda
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05

mentos interesados. Nadie ha de venir
auXiliarnos. pero somos bastante fuer-
tes para defendernos V debemos hacer-
TO- Tenemos elemplos de nuestros ad-
versarios Uno de los mas poderosos
es la Association Nacional de Tostado-
res de cafe. Esta sencillisma opera
ci0n que Ell su forma rudimentaria en-
nuestros campoS Sc reduce un tiesto
de caldero va inutil para otros usOs y
un palito, es objeto en- los EStadOs Uni
dos de una de las asociaciones mas po-
derosas del mercado de New York y es
a la vez uno de nuestros mas poderosos
adverse rios. Justamente en- los actua-
les momentos Sc halla reunida en- New
York celebrando la segunda session
annual de las COnvenciones que invaria
blemente celebra Sc halla al presente
reunida en- los regios salones del Hotel
Astor {los mas lujosos de aquella gran
metr0poli) para defender su negoclo.
Fl presdente, Mr. Hermenn Sielcken,
uno de los mas inteligentes ricos CO.
merciantes de New York. acaba de ga
mar los EstadOs l'nidoS una gran ba-
talla en- defenSa de los intereSeS que lie
estan encOmendados Las COrtes de
Justicia pOr sentencla recIente lie or
ia 70 a
tidad de cafe que tiene acaparado para
sostcner el precio. Mr. Sielcken Sc ne
GO a cumplir la Orden recurrio su
sindicatO. Este acudio al gobierno del
Brazil. ell cual Sc ha dirigido al de los
Estados Unidos por la via diplomatica,
diciendo a este que presente las condi-
clones bajo las cuales Sc podria arreglar
ell asunto FL Brazil. pOr razones que
serfa largo traer aqui, tiene la sarten
Dor ell mango, V el gobierno de los Es
tados Unidos sus tribunales tendran
que resignarse a una transaction que
acknowledgements trazara Mr.. Slelcken.
Todo este no es obra sino de la Aso-
ciaci6n. de la cooperation cientffica de
todos los elementos que tienen un inte-
res comnn De ellos debemos tomar
eiemplo los puertorriquenos.
FL domingo proximo, s del corrente,
esta convocada Ell Ponce la Junta Ge-
neral de la Directiva de la Asoclaclon
de Cafeteros. Ali aguardamos a nues-
tros amigos que no falte uno solo, a
Ia convocatoria hecha por la Preslden-
cia. su Comite Directive, que tan ha-
hi patri6ticamente Sc viene ocupando
de nuestra industria cafeteria. hay
aAlntos importantes que tratar, nay
orientaciones one trazar. IS necesano|
oue las resoluciones que ALI Sc tomen
tenoan tcda la fuerza moral toda la
cooperaci0n materia! cue Ia tctaldad
de sus asociados solamente puede I'M
nartirles. Nuestgos amigos nNnca nan
desoido nuestra voz ore aunque desau-
torizada. es desinteresada Y sincera.
ALI los esperamos,
Tuiio Larrinaga.
San Juan. Diciembre de 1912.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
NOTAS HIPTCAS

I'll programa para las carreras del
domingo pr6ximo en- Ell Hip6dromo de
Miramar, es el siguiente
la. carrera | 2 milla
Traimi, Guayacan, Miramar. Clayel.
Bandolero, todos con ochenta cinco
libras.
"a. carrera / milla
Chaguito. Luper6n, Tom, con ochen-
ia y cinco libras, Dragon con ochenta.
ga. carrera 1000 metros:
Marino, Two Step. Gitana. con oshen.
ia cinco Ibras; Carmelita con ochen-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
A los productores de cafe

En- nuestro artfculo anterior hicimos
algunas consideraciones tendencies de
mostrar la convenience v aun la nece-
sidad en- que Sc hallan todos los HON
bres de negOcio, agricultores, industria
les, comerciantes, ETC. etc, de seguir
con atenci6n la Marcia de la political
Los progresses de la epoca asi 10 exigen.
Viniendo ahora concretamente al ct
ieto principal de este tfabajO, expon-
dremoS las razones que tenemos para
encarecer la necesidad de que la Aso-
ci6n de productores de cafe Sc ocupe
no solo del estudio del desarrollo de la
production Y su mejoramientO Ell todos
los 6rdenes, sino tambien en- ilustrar a
sus miembros sobre todo aquello que di-
recta lndirectamente Sc relacione con
ella, como 10 es. por ejemplo. la legisla-
ci0n federal.
Fin eStOs momentOs Sc hallan reuni-
dos los cuerpos legislatures. Y hay que
Seguir con gran atenci0n ell desarrollo
de sls trabajos 81 sc toca en- esta Sc
sion algO relative las tarifas adua
neras. hay que apreStarSe a la lucha.
EXisten varias partidas en- la tarifa
arancelaria que directamente afectan Il
nuestra ndustra cafeteria. Much0s
son los articulOs que afectan la subsis-
tencia de nuestra clase proletaria Ell
los diStritOS cafetcros de la isla el
arroz. las habichuelas el bacalao for
man la base principal de la alimenta-
ci0n de aquella clase Y hay que dirigir
nucstros esfuerzos a que Sc rebaJen los
derechOs de Importation en- la isla de
tOdos aquellos articulos cuando sean de
procedencia eXtranJera para tener asi
la competencia v todOs sus beneficiosos
resultados. Ademas, existen algunas
medidas que tambien pueden afectar
directamente al precio de nuestro cafe
ponerlo en- condolences ventajo josas
para luchar con sus rivales del Sur Y
Centre America. EStas medidas son
los derechos retaliatorios que ell parti-
do democratic acepta. Los derechos re
taliatorios son aquellos que Sc imponen
a un articulo que sufre un derecho de
exportaci6n en- ell pals de su proceden-
Ella.
TOdo derecho de eXportaci0n hace.
naturalmente subir ell precio de venta
del articulo por consiguiente afecta
al corsumidor Para impedir que en-
los paises productores Sc impongan es-
tos derechos, los paises consumidores
como los Estados Unidos, ponen a di-
chos articulos un derecho igual de i'm
portaci6n. Inglaterra fue la que esta-
bleci0 este modo de protejer sus con
sumidores. Estos derechos retaliatorios
(countervailing duties fueron los que
salvaron la production del azncar en-
America. De que tenemos que defen-
dernos en- la legislation nacional 10 mis-
mo q. en todo otro terreno. no cabe la
menor duda; y la gran palanca, puede
decirse que la fnica eficaz, es la coopes
raci6n en- todas sus forlnas de los ele-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
EN- SAN JUAN

Aver recibimos la vista de dos anu
COS Y companeros quienes estimamos
mucho: don Pedro de Angels su Sc
norita hija Maria Luisa.
Llegaron aver Y estaran aquf una Sc
mana. yienen en- asuntos hterarios,
como siempre; vendiendo un buen Ii
bro. Sc titula Lira Poncena = es una
colecsi6n Gle poesias, de bellas poesias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05

ta. Indiana con setenta =.
IA carrera l 2 milla,
Beauty la Bruja con cien libras
"a. carrera 1000 metros:
Taboo, Secreto. Valencia con setenta
y clnco hbras, Belleza con sesenta Y
cinco.
6a. carrera ] 2 milla
Fope con noventa libras. Secrctario
con ochenta, Desengano con ochents
cinco.
Ia. carrera | 2 milla
Mouyen en- la media milla. Mulato
Atrevido. con ochenta y cinco libras
clncuenta cinco metros delante.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05

de los poetas que actualmente residen
en- Ponce Una exposition de la cultura
literaria de aquella ciudad, q. es mucha
FL libro esta bien impreso su lee
tura es abundante. Todos debemos
conprarln.
FL BOLETIN saluda carinosamente
a sus buenos amigos, ell senior V la Sc
fiorita de Angels, deseandoles gratas
impresiones en- esta capital, donde tan
to SIC les estima.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
CON VO G A T RIA

Tengo el gusto de participar a todos
los Socios, de esta Association, que Sc
gun prescribe el Titulo Xii Inciso 90.
lie nuestro Reglamento, la Junta Ge-
neral ordinaria, Sc efectuara el dla
lei actual la una J media de sa tarde
j en- los Salones del Centre, San Fran
cisco Is,
Como Ell esta Junta Sc nombrara La
Directlva para el proximo 1913 suplico
la mas puntual asistencia.
Julio Balsa Villamil
Vice-Presidente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-12-05
ASOCIAClON
de Dependencies de Comercio
tINCORPOEAnAl

tINCORPOEAnAi !
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-07-13
SAYS TURKEY TROT" IS
CRIME.

New York, July S.-Rev. Ed
ward F. Karrigan, pastor of st.
Patrick's Church, Long Island
City, one of the largest Roman
Catholic parishes in Greater New
York, caused decided sensation
among his parishioners by devot-
ing his Sunday sermon to a de-
nunciation of some Of the modern
dances, particuary the so-called
turkey trot." Such dances, the
priest declared, are mot only i'm
moral, but criminal. I" He said
that if he were sitting as a mag
istrate and were asked to sent
ence a couple charged with dane
ing the turkey trot," he would
send the young woman to the
Penitentiary for a year, and the
man to the County Jail for three
months.
"The lowest frequenters of the
great white way he added, "are
less immoral than the so-called
respectable young women who
dance these dances.
The sermon came as the result
of an incident at a church festi-
val last week when two of the
parish's prominent young people
were elected for dancing the OBJ
jectionable steps.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-07-13
FAREWELL CONSTIPATION.
The Famous Hot Springs Liver
Buttons Are in Town.

Well! Well! Well; Here's joy
ful news to all who are slaves to
constipation and all the miserable
ailments that 60 with it.
Jos. N. Thibodeaux has at last
secured the agency for Hot
Springs Buttons which are almost
as well patronized by visitors to
Hot Springs as the health-giying
baths. Thousands Of dozens sold
yearly and this is the first year
ever advertised. Nothing 50
good, SO perfect acting or SO sat-
isfying for constipation or stom-
ach, liver and bowel troubles. %
cents a box; you'll be Delight
ed. For sale by Jos. N. Thlbo-
deaux and first class drugs. Hot
Springs Chemical Co. Hot Springs,
Ark.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-07-13
INDUSTRY AND HAPPINESS.

Health is the platform OH
which all happiness must be built,
Good appetite. good digestion,
and good sleep are elements of
health, and industry confers
them. As use polishes metal, SO
labor the faculties, until the body
performs its unimpeded functions
with elastic cheerfulness and
hearty enjoyment. Buoyant spir-
its are an element of happiness,
and activity produces them; but
they fly away from sluggishness.
Mems spirits are like water, which
sparkles when it runs, but stag
mates is still pools, and is mantled
with green, and breeds corrup-
ton and filth. The applause Of
conscience, the self-respect Of
pride, the consciousness Of indie
pendence, a manly joy Of useful.
ness, the concent of every faculty
CT the mind to ones occupation
and their qualification in it.
these constitute a happiness SUI
perior to the fever-fashes of vice
in its brightest moments. After
an experience of ages, which has
taught nothing from this, men
should have learned that satisfac-
ton is not the product Of excess,
OF of Incidence or of riches; but
Of industry, temperance, and use-
fulness. Every village has in
stances which ought to teach
Young men that he who goes asids
from the simplicity Of Nature,
and the purity Of virtue, to wal
low in excuses, carousals, and
srrfeits, at lengeh misses the err
rand Of his life; and, sinking with
shattered body prematurely to a
dishonored grave, mourns that he
mistook exhilaration for satisfac-
ton, and abandoned the very
home Of happiness when he for
sock the labors of useful Indus
try.
The poor man with Industry
is happier than the rich man in
Idleness; for labor makes the one
more manly, and riches humans
the other. The slave Is often
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-07-13
A TEXAS WoND1R.

The Texas w onder cures kidney
and bladder troubles, renewing
gravel cures diabetes, weak and
lame backs, rheumatism, and all
Irregularities Of the kidneys and
bladder in both mon and women
Requisites bladder troubles in chill
dren. II not sold by your drug
gist will be sent by mail on re-
eeipt Of 41.OO. One small bottle
v two months treatment and sell
dom fails to perfect q cure. Send
for testim onials from this and 9TH
or states. DR.. E. w. Hall. 1926
Olive street. st. Louis, Mo. Sold
by Estorge Drug Co. and others
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-07-13

happier than the master, who is
nearer undone by license than his
vassal by toll. Luxurious couch
es-plushy carpets from Oriental
looms-pillows of eider-down-
carriages contrived with cush-
ions and springs to make motion
imperceptible--is the indolent
master OF these as happy as the
slave that wove the carpet, the
Indian who hunted the northern
flock, or the servant who drives
the pampered steeds? Let those
who envy the gay revels of city
idlers, and pine for their mas
querades, their routs, and their
operas, experience for a week the
lassitude of their safety, the un-
arousable tprpor of their life
when not under a fiery stimulus,
their desperate ennui and restless
somnolency; they would gladly
flee from their haunts as from a
land of cursed enchantment. :.
Industry gives character and
credit to the young. The reput-
able portions of society have max
inns of prudence, by which the
young are judged and admitted
to their good opinion. Does he
regard his wordY Is he indus
riousq Is he economicalY Is he
free from immoral habitsY The
answer which young mans con-
duct gives to these questions, set
ties his reception among good
men. Experience has shown
that the other good qualities of
vercality, frugality, and modesty
are apt to be associated with in
dGstry. A prudent man would
scarcely be persuaded that a list
less, lounging fellow would be
economical or trustworthy. An
employer would judge wisely, that
where there was little regard for
time, or for occupation, there
would be as little, upon tempta-
ton, for honesty or verac;ty. Pill
ferings Of the till and robberies
are fit deeds for idle clerks and
lazy apprentices. Industry and
knavery are sometimes found as
sociated but men wonder at it as
at a strange thing. The epithets
of society which betoken its ex-
perience are all in favor of In
dustry. Thus, the terms "a
Woodworking man." IAN indus
trious man, :" a laborious arti-
san,' are employed to mean, an
honest man, q trustworthy man.
| may here, as we'll as any,
where, impart the secret of what
is called good and bad luck.
There are men who bemoan in
the poverty of a wretched old
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-07-13

age that luck forever ran agaiuI
| them. One, with a good pru.|
| son, lost his luck In the rid
where he idled away his tin|
a-fishing when he should hr
been in the office. Another viii
& good trade, perpetually bun|
up his luck by his hot tempt
which provoked all his employa|
to leave him. Another, with !
lucrative business, lost his mi
by amazing diligence at ever
thing but his business. AnOtis +
who steadily followed his trad
as steadily followed his boA
Another, who was honest and CO..
slant to his work, erred BY Il
petual misjudgments-he lack
discretion. Hundreds lose the,
luck by indorsing, by sanguiH|
speculat;ons, by trusting fradpI
lent men, and by dishonest gainl
A man never has good luck wh|
has a bad wife. | never knew al
early-rising, Woodworking, pp|
dent man, careful of his earniup|
and strictly honest, who CON
planned of bad luck. A good
character, good habits, and ira|
industry are impregnable to th|
assaults of all the i'll luck thdI
fools ever dreamed Of. But whal
| see a tatterdemalion creeping
cut of groggery late in the fon
noon with his hands stuck mil
his pockets, the rim Of his h
turned up, and the crown knocked
in, | know he has had bad luck
for the worst Of all luck is to VI
a slnggard, a knave, or q tippla |
Industry is a substitute ~
genius. Where one or more ~
ulties exist in the highest state q
development and actiyity-as "
faculty of music in Mozart-lfI
vention in Fulton--ideality
Milton-we call their possessor
genius. But q genius is usualql
understood to be a creature
such rare faculty of mind that
can do anything without laM
According to the popular notla
he learns without study, an
knows without learning. To
elegant without preparation, Y
act without calculation, and pr
found reflection. While ordlnal
men toll for knowledge by rei'
ing, by comparison, and by mlnae
research, a genius is supposed
receive it as the mind receive
dreams. His mind is like . Wv
cathedral, through whose col0'r
windows the sunlight streams
painting the aisles with the varlN
colors Of brilliant pictures.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-07-13
CHIEF OF THE THIRD PARTY.

Like a magic wand, his Big Stick"
Used for turning many trick;
Proved to be mere straw,
When at the Meet he hoped to draw
His opponents friends away,
A grand "stmt" he tri ed to play.
Too late before he detecte
The consequences expected-
This however faxed him not
1t was not long before he got
A party formed, called the Third,
OF which is very sedom heard.
Once terrible noise made
About your African lion raid.
Sand with the "rrusts you raised
For time you praised;
But when the 'Money Panic" ragged,
The peoples hatred for you blazed.
Those were noisy days for you,
Cock of the walk how you crew.
Where there was reallza ton
To create great sensat on
You'd get your gun and make things hum,
Shooting bulls -gett ing political Pulls"
From your mouth forever flows
A compound of ''IIot Air" that stronger grows
There's nothing too big for you to handle
With regards to nothing not scandal;
Upon yourself you d un dertake
To turn oyster into a steak. y
Hail Chief! whom envy bit !, -
Who caused the great :" Republican Split" Il
You re trying to stand the highest cliff,
With outward rappeara nee "bony stiff
A high fall Oh when you tilt. i ~
Then your sepulcher will be built.
Your pet word "Frazze'
Appears only to da zze,
Before your eyes illum mated:
''Some Ones Frazzled" is plainly stated
With all your might use your big Stick,
But it will never turn T he Trick.
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