The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-04-05
Yellow Jacket Singers.


Prunes and hot air never built
nation or elected q man to office.
Everybody who amt crazy hold up
his right hand.
Ye Of little faith just keep your eye
on Kernel Kern and his whiskers.
A pretty girl knows she Is bcauti-
fu-but an ugly girl understands
that she is passably fair.
IL Jud Harmon wins hands down.
Bill Bryan will spike his guns hands
up.
Whenever you see a Socialist you
will find that he has in him, either
a hook work or the devil.
The Demmys learned their statcs-
manship in a boiler factory. At least
they make a noise like 1t.
out In Nebraska Jim Dalhman Is
still making arrangements for Bry-
ans funeral.
We do not care who writes the
songs of the country just so the black
berry crop isn't a failure.
Who is going to hold the babies
while the women hold the offices!
Please don't all answer at once.
Blessed are they when asked to
spell. spell briefly. for they shall be
asked to spell again.
The angle-worm is the latest dance.
BY its use the dear girls hope to catch
suckers
II Is said that the sight Of red
shirt will make hens lay eggs. THIS
being true. there should be no short
age of hen fruit among the Democrats
In some of the Red Shirt districts OF
the South.
Tho horseshoe was once the EN-
blem Of good luck. But the man VINO
was kicked in the center of gravity
Inv n fractious mule and received the
imprint of the shoe on his quiverihe
flesh. writes us confidentially that
there was no good luck about 1t. %.
The drunkard has a hard time OF
II with open bars, but when ne IL
forced to go up against the mail or
der embalming fluid, made In the
night and sold without a label, he
gets a dose into his stomach which
takes the plating off the first 60
round.
II Won desire to see better days
brother. for heavens sake select men
for every trust who are anchored to
the everlasting policies that have made
the Republican party the champion
of the world. You can't gather fiss
from thistles nor make thoroughbred'
ont of bronchoes and jackasses.
Talk about incompetency. why
one-half of the crowd that Is trying
to make our National laws ought &c
be blowing corn back at home, ano
the other half in the penitentiar!
making gimlet handles. Then let the
people elect plain set Of Abe Lin
coin Republicans to go to Washing
ton and take care of the country.
| The next thing to giving chile
a razor to play with. Is electing thu
| Democrats to the management OF thu
country. Both acts are rash foolish
ness. The child is liable to cut IT.
own throat, and the Denis are aimos
sure to sever the arteries of com
merce and bleed the country to dealt
as they did in the days of Grover.
| line man Will a VI Se1sA va $3.50 49,
would curl railroad iron at forty pa
ces; who sent his Last dollar for
mail order of whiskey; who whips
his wife and insults his children
that kind of man will tell you con
fidentally that the country Is goins
to the deminition bow-wows. But
is the man and not the country tina
is moving.
Say, Mr.. Democrat II you are go
ing to elect your man for the Presi
dency this year. what In the name o.
common sense makes you want u
take SO much stock In bowling asains
Roosevelt for? What difference doe
It make whether 1t IL Tart or Teddy?
Lookout for meteors and monstros
tiles across the heavens. The Jap
anese are actually proposing to com
Clriotion R,rAdhtaf an,