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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-30

HIS DISCHARGE, oRoEA o.
NOTICE THEREON.
In the matter OF Douglas B. McLear.
bankrupt
No. 1890, In Bankruptcy.
District OF indiana. -: !.
On this 18th day Of January, A. D.,
1912, on reading the petition OF the,
bankrupt fol his discharge,
1t is ordered by the court, that 4
hearing be had upon the same ON the
7th day Of March. A. D., 1917, before
said court, at indianapolis. In sid
District. at nine O'Clock in the fore
noon. and that notice thereof be pub
lished twice in the Richmond Palla-.
dunn and Sun-Telegram. q Newspaper
printed in said district. and that all.
known creditors and other persons In
interest may appear at the said time
and place and show cause, II any they
have, why the prayer Of the said pefi-
toner should not be granted
And it il further ordered by the
Court, that the Clerk shall send BY
maf1 to all known creditors copies Of
said petition and this order. addressed
to them at their places Of residence
as stated.
Witness, the Honorable Albert B.
Anderson
Judge of said Court. and the seal
thereof at indianapolis. in said Dis
trict, on the 18th day of January, 4. D.
1919
IsEALI NOBLE C.BUTLER.
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MILTON, IND.

MILTON, Ind, Jan. 30.-Mr. and
Mira. Frank Benninger spent Sunday
afternoon with MIR. and Mrs. Albert
Sarver.
Miss Ruby Kellam gave beautiful
NJ. Il. Sunday school Sunday morning.
Her singing 10 greatly appreciated.
The Friends meeting closed Sun
day night. There was a large congre-
cation In attendance. The series from
beginning to close has been attended
with much interest. The Rev. Mile
lAwhsad. evangelist. accompanied by
her singer. Miss shener. 80 from MIL
ton to Sabina, Ohio.
Miss Nora Campbell had ~ her re-
cent allday gusstsp Mrs. Tobias Muir
ray. Mrs. Frank Murray and son. Of
Richmond.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. J. Cornell were en-
tertained ~ guests, Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. VIII Seffron, near Dublin.
Miss Selene Hale. Of Dublin spent
Sunday ~ the guest Of MIR. and Mrs.
Albert Newman. Miss Hale returned
home Sunday evening"
was the guest Of his mother. Mrs. E.
b. Newman. He was also at evening
dinner with Mr.. and Mrs. O. l.. Beeson,
Sunday. MIR. Newman came ON bust.
ness and returned Monday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lycurgus Beeson en-
teftained ut dinner Sunday. Mr.. and
Mrs. A. J. Hart, NJ. D., Beeson and
Miss Tiny Moore.
Mrs. Ruby Atkinson Morgan. of In
dianapolis was the guest OF her grand
mother. Mrs. Elisabeth Atkinson. yes
terday. Mrs. Morgan 10 the daughter
Of Newman Atkinson, who at one
time lived in Centerviile.
The Cary club will meet with Mrs.
lycurgus Beeson Thursday afternoon.
The club meeting was changed from
Mrs. Ferris. wi
The Rev. c. II. Pinnick reports ex-
cellent services ut Doddridge Chapel.
Notwithstanding the stormy day.
Alvin Threewits, who was recently
severely burned at the time Of the e.
plosion Of . coal oil stove and burning
OF hts tool shed. II again able to get
out. He was In attendance at church
at Doddridge Chapel Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Burgess Of
lIoddrf4es. entertained the Rev. ana
Mfs. Pinnick and . son and daughter
Of lsaac Spahr. ut dinner Sunday.
The Rev. Mile Lawhead delivered
fine sermon ut Friends church Sun.
day from the theme "On This Rock I
VIII Build Ny Church" The sermon
10 eoDoeaAlly sp0ksn of.
I ~. - llra. Emsr LoWry hayo q
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Awed BY 1 Reporter.

AWeo 0y Hep0f1ef.
Mr.. ]. P. Morgan never did have any
liberation for newspaper interviewers.
One young reporter did not know this.
There had been an important business
meeting. and when the reporter way
laid the banker the latter was in an
even more irritable mood than usual
what decision was come to at the
meetfngT asked the reporter.
Mr.. Morgan turned on him sharply.
Don't you know I'm never interview.
ed?" he roared
well. this time you're going to be"
was the calm reply.
Mr.. Morgan held his breath in amaze
!nent- Then he sasped and whispered
toftiy. MY boy. II somebody doesn't
till you you'll be a great man some
.c-."
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A Candid Eriand.

Rev. Ulysses G. b Pierce, chaplain
of the United States senate and Pres
ident Taft's pastor at Washington
Unitarian church, told group Of SEN
ators a few days ago Of q letter he
had received the previous morning
from a strong Methodist friend Of his.
The letter read:
Dear Doctor-Yesterday morning
while on the way to services In my
own church was overtaken by the
heavy rain we had. As did not
have an umbrella with me and was
near your church. went in, and for
the first time listened to one Of your
sermons on the tenets Of the Unitarian
faith. Next Sunday am going to
carry an umbralla- Even
ing Post
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The Civic League of Atlanta, Ca. has
that the women Of the city pay taxes
on more than SIG, coo. 600 worth Of
property. Because of this the league
asks for the women of Atlanta munici-
Pal suffrage. @.-...
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A csli.

A Call.
The Playwright-Ah.t the audience II
calling for the author.
The House Manager-I hear 'em. but
you can get out through the alley, and
III hold 'em back while you beat it
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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CERTIFICATE RE-ExTENotNG
CHARTER.

TREASURY DEPARTMENT.
Office OF Comptroller Of the Currency.
Warrington, d. c., Jan. -, 1912.
Whereas, by satisfactory evidence
presented to the undersigned. 1t has
been made to appear that The SEC
OND NATIONAL BANK OF RICH
MOND." located In the CITY OF
RICHMOND in the COUNTY OF
WAYNE and STATE OF INDIANA. has
complied with all the provisions OF
the Act Of Congress ito enable Ma
tional Banking Associations to extend
their corporate existence, and Tor 9th.
er purposes" approved July u. 1883.
as amended by the Act. approved
April IL. 1902:
NOW. THEREFORE. /, THOMAS.
p. KANE. DEPUTY AND ACTING
Comptroller OF the Currency. do here
by certify that The SECOND MA
TIoNAL BANK OF RICHMOND" To-
Gated in the CITY OF RICHMOND III
the COUNTY Of WAYNE and STATE
OF INDIANA. is authorized to have
succession for the period specified In
it's amended articles OF association.
namely, until close Of business on
JANUARY ~. 1899.
IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF wit
ness my hand and Seal Of office this
TWENTY-FOURTHd day Of JANUARY.
1919. Up. Kane,
tSeaD Deputy and Acting Comptrol-
Ter OF the Currency.
Charter M 1Q2S EcvfSnairn NJ, fARa
Jan 27-1m0
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Division Of Labor,

0SVISi0U OF I&00Ts
There were points Of resemblance
between Mrs. Hammond and the lilies
Of the field. She had married q young
man who had a good salary, but she
herself had never earned a penny In
her life, nor had she been blessed with
well to do parents.
I'VE have joint account in the Ms
tiOnal Fountain bank" she announced
to one Of her friends when she had
been married a few months. 1T IL
such fun to pay bills by check"
What do you mean by a joint ac-
count?" asked the ineredulous friend.
do you put in equal sums?'
"Oh. don't put in any," said Mrs.
Hammond. "Will puts it in. and /
draw 1t out"
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CompariMns,

O"PoStoouO~
Miles-That fellow Puffem reminds
me Of a bass drum *krs
Gfles-Hand it to me slowly I'm
troubled with ingrowing nerves.
Miles-He makes q lot Of noise. but
there's nothing In him.
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George Carol Curtis. who has sailed
for five thousand miles along the At
lantic coast alone IN a yawi. making
geological observations. says that he
traveled without companion 30 as to
suffsr no daDturbance In hts work.
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bearing surface is provided with ex-
tra-large calks, and the whole is fas-
tened solidly to the hoof by means
Of hinges and straps.
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WANTED
JORDAN, M'MANUS
& HUNT

JORDAN, M'MANUS
& HUNT
FUNERAL. DIRECTORS
1914 Main. Phone 2l75
WANTEDIClerical or office work OF
any kind by reliable bookkeeper. Can
give good reference. Address Lady"
care Palladium. soft
WANTED-Position By competent
stenographer. Address "Stenograph-
err" care Palladium. 3o-2t
WANTED-A. boy that can drive 4
horse. The boy that lives in Fair
view that called once. or any other
reliable boy. Call ZIG s. 9Th st.
WANTEDIGood steady delivery boy.
Apply Richmond Dry Cleaning Co.,
1924 Main. 30-1t
WANT8D-To buy q perambulator.
Phone 256O. 3O-3t
WANTED|Washings and ironlngs.
116 N. End street. 30-2t
WANTED-Reliable place to DO gem
eral Homework. Call 4o3 North 18th.
3O-2t
WANTEDICorn. Telephone 4077 or
1913. z9-7t
WANTED Crib At once, Steady
work, good wages. Richmond I'm
derwear Co. 29-3t
RAILWAY NAIL CLERKS WANTED
Write for Richmond, Indiana
Spring Examination schedule.
Franklin Institute. Dept s7L, Ro.
chester, N. Y. jan to feb 2
WANTED-Persons who wish their
shoes repaired by reliable men.
Open of evenings. w. r.. Decker. 920
Main o-1mo
HAVE YOU seen the simplest ana
best storm buggy top on the market !
It's the Hissem. Built on your bug
gy for $4,000. 1874 N. 18th st.
Nov.25-8mo
WANTED-If you want mC1ey In
place of your city property. 60
right to Porterfield's Real Estate
office. Kelly block. sth and Main.
1s-tf
500 MEN 20 to ~ years old wanted at
once for Electric Railway Motor
men and Conductors; $50 co 500 a
month; no experience necessary;
flne opportunity; no strike: write
Immediately for application blank
Address opportunity" care of Pal
ladium. 12-tf.
WANTED-AK experienced girl for
Homework at zoos Main. 1S-tf
WE FRAME Pictures, repair baby
cabs, sell Welsbach lamps. nantes,
electric bulbs; we repair most ev-
cry thing. Brown & Iarne:l. 1922
Main. Phone 1896. nov39tf
SEE MOORE & OGBORE for ali
kinds of Insurance, Bonds and
Loans. Real Estate and Rentals.
Room is, I. o. O. F. Bldg. feb2O-tf
WANTED-Men to learn the barber
trade. Here ia an offer that in
cludes tools with tuition. A method
that saves years OF apprenticeship.
Positions waiting in city or co1n-
try shops. Write Moler Barber col
lege, Cincinnati, Ohio. 27-6t
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HORSESHOE FOR USE ON ICE
Emergency Device 10 Provided With
Extra-Larpe calks, Fastened
SoiIdiy to hoof.

The illustration shows a horseshoe
for use in such emergencies as ice or
other very smooth surfaces. The
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-30
FOR SALE

FOR SALE roll Appleton Husker
and cutter. Phone 5116I. 24-7t
FOR SALE-Two diamond glass cut
ters. Enterprise meat clipper, let
tor copying press, old German Bible,
violin. heating stove, show cases and
coal oil tank. l set encyclopedias.
1 combination book case and writ
ing desk. II North eth st. I'll
FOR sALE-A storm Duggy-a bar
gain. los N. 4th st. SIT
FOR 8ALE-1 SinkeT :. Davis steam
Engine 15112; hand Forge; four
wheeled hand truck: 4 lot OF large
vAlves:A number of who'd and metal
pulleys: A lot Of hangers and shaft
ing; J. large 12in. rubber belt. 81 It.
longi SO #. 7hin. rubber belt. Geo.
w. Davis Carriage Co. 1S-tf
FOR SALE|$1.6O shirts for 500;
800 shirts for 75c; Soc shirts for
S8c. at Wooley's. 3-tf
FOR SALE good driving ponies.
broke single or double. Phone 3211.
24-7t
FOR SALE-Brown Leghorn hens.
Call % b, Boston. 23-St
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FOUND

4 weeks ago, a iady's
brown kid walking glove for RICH,
hand. Call Palladium. s7-3t
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Mail will be kept for 80 DAYS only.
All mail not called for within that
time will be cast out.
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FOR SALE-Continued



room house ON North 18th street.
for a small chicken farm. Must be
close in.
: acre place. fair buildings. for city
home -
100 acres, fine farm. will take part
pay in city property. Splendid terms
on the balance. H.
good houses on North 10th street.
for farm.
8 room house on North 9TH street,
for smaller house.
A $4,5oe modern home for farm OF
the same value.
Nice home on College Ave. for =
small farm.
TELL US WHAT you WANT TO
TRADE FOR. IN CITY PROPERTY
AND FARMS.
FUNK & MILLER
Real Estate Loans. lasaranc-. We
can sell your property, no difference
where located. Our motto, ~ Square
Deal to Both Buyer and Selier."
u, r. FUNK & J. H. MILLER
Second National Bank Building.
Prone 216e.
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FOR SALE-Hammond typewriter
good condition. Cail Kennedy Jew
elery Store, 526 Main. 29-2t
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FOR SALE-Cheap, IL sold at once:
Fifteen Barred Plymouth Rock hens.
P. L. Ross, 80 S. END street. Rich
mond, Indiana. 27-3t
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Nice flat aOS Main: 5
rooms. bath electric lights: no chill.
dren. VIM. J. Hiatt, Hittle Blk.
29-tf
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
HER EVENING TO BLuNpER
Fate. Evidently Was Determined to Be
UnkInd to Fair Dlner Making
Conversation.

"Can you tell me-" remarked fair
lady of her partner at the supper table.
"who that exceedingly ugly man isf
I mean the one sitting opposite your"
The gentleman smiled sardonioally.
"oh. he's my brotherl" came the
reply.
The lady went scarlet. and her con-
fusion was almost painful.
"Oh. I'm SO sorryI" she suffered.
apologizing profusely. "You see. did
not notice the resemblance between
you"
A moment later she turned to her
neighbor on her left, who happened to
be woman.
do you see that handsome fellow
over there, twisting his mustache?"
she asked. Hes been watching me.
and making eyes at me all the evening.
Who is he?"
The other woman turned scornfully
and angrily upon her.
"Oh, he's only my husbandl" came
the biting reply.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
DETECTIVE MALLon,s STORY.

THE dastardly treatment which
the thieves" said Detective Nallon,
who did the work at Baldwin's man
sion in Englewood gave the family
caused great excitement. and the To-
cal police were paralyzed and did not
know which way to turn. Mr.. Bald
win lived part of the time in New
York, and was a broker in Wall
street. He requested US to give him
aid in running down the thieves. and
offered $4,000 reward for their cap
ture. The case was given to me the
second day after the robbery, and
went carefully over the ground.
Everything had been turned upside
down by the local police, in the hunt
for something which might lead to
the identity of the men.
'I found the family in a terrible
condition. and Miss Alice Baldwin al
most crazy over the loss of her dog,
which defended her so gallantly, and
was buried in the finest part of the
lawn. The others were all suffering
from concussion of the brain from a
terrible blow on the head. The only
member of the family who could give
any clue, which was of any value was
Miss Alice, who slept through all the
early part OF the confusion and was
awakened by the growing of the dog.
The light was burning in her room.
and she saw heavy built man stand
ing beside her bed. She called the
dog. who was lying at the foot of the
bed. and set him on the thief. In the
struggle the dog tore the mask of,
and she saw the burglar was q negro.
"She said that she had seen the
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
The Weak Boom.

Medill Mccormick was talking In
Washington about one of many feeble
booms.
"That boom is as feeble" he said
"as feeble as-well, I can only illus
trate it's feebleness by means of a
story.
"a drummer was waiting at Nola
Chucky for a Southern cannonball lin.
tied. The train crawled in at last.
nine hours late-a ramshackle, cls.t.
tering thing, as ridiculous as an o'd.
fashioned high-wheeled bicycle.
''The drummer got aboard. There
seemed to be only one other passenger
The locomotive hooted. the bell
changed, the wheels spun round, and
steam hissed, but the train failed to
move. Then there were more boots.
more puffs and Kisses and still the
train didn't bulge. Finally. after a
third vain effort, the engineer got
down and shouted to the passengers,
whose heads stuck anxiously out Of
their respective windows:
Say. I'll have to ask you two gents
to climb off till get her started"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
A Parable.

Frederick w. Taylor, of scientific
management fame. said the other day
In Philadelphia:
1.-TWO men stood watching a steam
shovel work. With clatter and roar
the shovel bit into the steep bank.
closed on carload of earth and dump
It on a waiting freight thain.
1T drives me wild,' said the first
oniooker, "to see that monster taking
bread out of good mems mouths. Look
at it. Why. it's filling up those Tat
cars faster than hundren men with
picks and shoyels could do It,
But the other onlooker shook mis-
head and answered.:
"'See here. mister. II 1t would be
better to employ a hundred men with
picks and shovels on this job, wouldn
It be better STILL by your way of thing
ing. to employ a thousand men with
forks and tablespOons?"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
WHITE PIMPLEs ON HEAD

Ransom, In.-"The trouble started
on our baby when he was only about
two weeks old. Started like little
white pimples, looked like an old scab
Of blood and matter. His whole head
was covered for few months, then 1t
went to his ear, shoulders, and his
whole body. It seemed to come out
thick and sticky on his head. while
on the other parts OF his body 1t was
more like water coming out of the
skin. He would scratch until the erup-
ton would be all covered with blood
and gradually spread. The least little
stir or rub would cause the sores to
bleed. spread and itch. Never had q
full nights sleep. restless all night.
"The sores were horrid to look at.
It lasted until he was about two and a
half years old. Then we saw an co.
zema advertisement in the paper to
use -. but It did no good. Then
we used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment. We put the Cuticura oint.
ment on thick at bed time and put q
tight hood on 80 he could not scratch
tho sores. Then we washed It clean
with Cuticura Soap and warm water
twice a day. and he was completely
cured" (Signed) Mrs. z. F. Sulzber.
ger. Dec. 80. 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Losing a King.

One of the naval officers tells of an
ircident that occurred when an Ameri-
can war vessel was lying at anchor In
an European port. on which occasi IN
1t was visited by a monarch and his
suite.
One of the members of the suite, re-
splendent in gold lace and decorations.
with big sword at his side and sport
ing a huge mustache. was exploring
the ship. and. being ignorant of things
rautical, had leaned against the main
hatch wind-sail. mistaking 1t for a
mast. OF what ensued the officer OF
the deck was Informed by the boat
swain's mate. who had seen the catas-
trophe and who broke the news of 1t
thus:
you'll excuse me, sir. but / think
one of them kings has fell down the
main hatch, SIR
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
II Was Not His Lead.

Here is another of the stories told
by the late Senator Robert l.. Taylor
and published by his close friend.
John Trotwood Moore:
An old-time darkey was closing his
sermon one night in Paradise alley,
and Uncle Rastus. who had been play
ing cards the night before, was seat
ed in the amen corner sound asleep.
dreaming of his favorite game. The
old preacher said:
1--WE will now close dis meetin' wild
prayr. an we will ak Bre'r Rastus to
lead"
Uncle Rastus suddenly aroused
himself from his slumber and shout
ed:
"It amt my lead! jes dealt!''
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Not "Trade."

One of the young men attached 20
the American embassy at Berlin tells
a story in Harper's Magazine to Illus
trate that modern advertising can even
cope with the etiquette of courts.
A young American woman wished
TO be presented at the. court of the
king of Saxony. They represented to
her that the king could scarcely re
ceive the daughter of retail bookseller
The young woman cabled home and
told her father of the situation. The
next morning she received his an
swer:
Cant call 1t selling. Practically
giving them away away. See adver'
tisement.''
That solved the difficulty. She was
presented as the daughter of an EN-
iLent philantrophist.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Result Of the Primary.

1t had been q hard day at the polls.
The addition of nearly thousand
women's votes to the poll made the
counting a prolonged proposition.
well, James," said Mrs. Wallicky.
es her husband returned from his
arduous labors as teller, how did
the vote go?"
Nine hundred and two votes for
Bildad. seven hundred and flfty-three
for Slathers. eight recipes for tomato
ketchup, four wash lists and a milli-
ner's bill." said Wallicky. ''It was a
mighty Interesting vote."-Judge.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
What the Addition Of an IS" Did.

What the Addition Of an IS" Did.
please Do Not Pluck the Flowers
without Leave" was the request
placed conspicuously in the garden
Of a residence to which the public oc,
casionally is admitted.
One day a practical Joker added g"
to the last word of the sign. Tho
result was that everybody who visited
the estate for the next few days car
ried away large bouquet of the
flowers. and with the blooms. lots OF
leaves,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
A Formal Flqure.

"a delegate doesn't get chance to
take much more than a perfunciory
part in big convention nowadays.
NO" replied the prominent citizen:
IF he is associated with a successful
candidate he feels like an usher at a
wedding If he isn't he feels like an
honorary pallbearer."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Jolt to Romance,

How about that young doctor! Has
he proposed?"
Not yet. Papa nearly ruined ev-
erything last night"
"How was that?"
Just as the doctor was pleading
for peep at my eyes. papa came In
and asked him to take look at my
tonsils."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Incredible,

incredible.
"Cholly told me solemnly yesterday
that he once had brainstorm."
Pooh. poohi I'd Just as soon be-
lieve that a Jelly fish could have the
backache."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS CONvEN-
TION.

Colorado Springs. August SIS. 1912.
SEE for the round trim. by way Of
.The scenic Line of the World" Tick
ets on sale August Z and 5. Final re-
turn limit, August 0. Tickets at city
Ticket office, 17th and Stout Sts.. or
Onion Jepot. Frank a. Wadlefgh.
GENERAL passenger Agent, Denver. Colo
rado.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Tho Main ThInu,

Wouldn't you die for met" she
murmured.
GLADLY. darling" he answered.
"And would there" she continued.
softly, "be anything left for me after
the undertaker's bill was paidf"-The
Bachelors Casket.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Even Chances.

Anxious Old LADY, say, my good
man, is this boat going up or down?
Deokhand-Well. she's leaky old
tub, mum. so shouldn't wonder II
she's going down. But then, again, her
bilers amt none too good, SO she might
go up.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Bears the

On the ocean of life It is a case of
sink or swim with large portion Of
the floating population.-Philade
Bulletin.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02

Red Cross Bag Blue, much better, goes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
grocer.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Thelr Natural EIement.

Wife-How imprudent you arel
You've only just finished dinner and
now you propose to bathe.
Husband-That's all right, my dear.
I ate nothing but fish.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-08-02
Desirable Spot.

Mother-Johnny. you have been at
the top shelf again.
Johnny-Yes. mother, that's where
you always have the clerks pull things
down from.