The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-02
Phone 262 Phone

IpiN or luDlltallOu Mo.>DA1 Phone 262 Phone They say il hurts q Jew to give up money Worse than that. IL killed poor Rosenthal.
 That Worker of Wonders that can't get out of jail in Chicago brings to mind a local case where the wonder of workers is in a similar position.
 Thaw spent a million and failed to prove to the satisfaction of the courts that he was sane. The spend ing of the money the way he spent II proves him insane. Lawrence mill owners plant dy namite," and they wanted to lay he blame on the employees. The wages the employees receive would not let them blow" themselves. you can bet on that
 A fellow Is in the hospital being treated for a blow that never lan9 ed on the man he aimed it at. It broke a window. and broke a tendon and probably broke the anger of the man who delivered it.
 Solomon Luna. the wealthiest bank CT in the state of New Mexico. fell into sheep-dppng vat and was drowned. We wonder if one of the big circuses Outside will buy his body and advertise it as The Dip of Death"
 Telegraph reports from Seattle say that Potter. the noted sculptor. who passed away in Seattle the other day. was living with a woman not his wife We hope that the wo- man was not as cold as stone to the poor fellow.
 Premier Borden. of Canada told the Suffragettes of Canada that he could not introduce a measure in the Canadian parliament giving votes to women. Hurrah for Borden! He had the nerve to face 'em. Just think of such bravery A true pa trot indeed.
 Cleveland now conducts munici pal dance hall. The cost of the floor privileges is three cents. The Funny Hug" and Texas Tommy" are barred What would such place mean to Fairbanks? What if the clock of time should go back? Oh, horrors
 President Wheeler, of the Univer. slty of California says that the nex. Nobel prize should go to Emperor Wilhelm. whose greatest ambition is for peace and not for war. Yet he commands the largest standing army in the world. The emperor must think mighty little of their ability.
 Dr David Starr Jordan thinks that all men and women will have to be scientifically mated before this poor weak world can reach it's zenith. For tunately you cannot find the mate of some people, and so the world will be relieved of the miniature editions of some of the bores who trouble.
 We wonder if the Biblical expres sion holds good in this case. The first shall be last, and the last shall be first" says the Bible. Mrs. Rodg- ers.- the wife of the former presiden: of the Standard Oil company. who died there three years ago, just passed away in New York. If her husband hasn't got all the oil boiled out of him it may be true.
 The deeper the. probe goes into the New York police department the more rottenness is exposed, The reason is this: In New York politics and the police force are toe closely allied. Any man who makes his living from politics Is bound to contaminate even New York po- liceman. Now don't be so anxious to go to Juneau. It'll get you sure. ly.
 Ty Cobb demands as much for his services every year as the combined salaries of the twenty-four legisla. tors who will sit in the Alaska con gross. Of course Ty doesn't get mileage on the bases he steals. and we hope the Alaskan congressman won't get mileage to make any base steals. Still Ty gets his auto and our senators and representatives have to furnish their own dogs.