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The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
HARD TO DROP
But Many Drop II.

A young CalY. wife talks about
coffee:
ct was hard to drop Mocha and
nerves were so shattered that | was
a nervous wreck and of course that
means all kinds of ills.
AT first | thought bicycle riding
caused it and | gave 1t up, but my con-
dition remained unchanged. did not
want to acknowledge coffee caused the
.rouble for | was very fond of 1t.
About that time a friend came to
tive with us, and | noticed that after
he had been with us a week he would
not drink his coffee any more. | asked
aim the reason. He replied. i have
not had headache since | left off
drinking coffee, some months ago till
last week, when began again, here at
your table. | don't see how anyone
can like coffee, anyway after drink
Ing Postum!
II said nothing, but at once ordered
package OF Postum. That was five
months ago, and We have drank no
when we had company, and the result
each time was that my husband could
not sleep, but lay awake and tossed
and talked half the night. We were
convinced that coffee caused his suf-
tering, SO we returned TO Postum, con-
vnced that the coffee was an enemy,
instead of friend. and he is troubled
90 more by insomnia.
81 myself have gained pounds In
weight, and my nerves have ceased to
culver. 1t seems SO easy now to quit
the Old coffee that caused our aches
and ills and take up Postum Name
given by Postum Co. Battle Greek,
Mich.
Read the little book, "The Road to
Melville" in pkgs. There's reason"
Ever read the above letterf A new
ohe appears from time TO time. They
IRE IRE genuine, true, and full of human
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
No Wonder She Blushcd.

Two of the University OF Pennsyl-
vana track runners passed learned
and preoccupied professor showing a
young woman visitor through the
Gardens"
With a dainty SILVER, the girl re
marked:
It's dreadfully cold-isn't ito be
without stockings?"
The professors mind turned for a
moment from contemplation of the
fourth dimension.
Then why did you leave them off p
he asked.-Lippineott Magazine.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Passes Bad Check: Is Arrested.

New Orleans Walter I, Val'ette, n
local man, who has been doing rail-
road work. stopping in small place
on Exchange alley and lberyille street
was arrested for obtaining money by
false pretenses. In december last he
cave a worthless check on a Detroit
bank TO Manager Kenney, of the Hotel
Nonteleone, and obtained SIS en- the
qaper. which called for $I5. The
prisoner says he obtained the cheek
from man named Neaer. in WHO'S"
.ayor it was ara"''
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Not-That Kind.
always is

at would save lot of trouble" said
a newspaper man the other day to
Representative Slayden of Texas, aft
er the Democratic caucus on the
Henry resolution to investigate the
money trust" "if you would allow us
to attend the caucus"
ION the contrary" replied Mr.. Stay
den, with twinkle in his eye, Il
thought 1t would make lot of
trouble"
Well, can't you give me an in
terview on 1t, now that the fight is
over?"
NO" answered Mr.. Slayden, at
would be against my principles. Il
never kiss and tell"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
DON'T SUFFER-!

To those who suffer from BILIOUS
NESS, CONSTIPATION, HEAD
ACHES, DIZZINESS, or any MALA-
RIAL TROUBLE, we confidently rec
ommend BONDS LIVER PILLS. One
small pill at bed time relieves these
troubles Immediately. Bonds Pills
are Small, Mild and Effective. They
are not a cure all'' nor are they SO
advertised Try one pill tonight and
be convinced. Sold by all druggists.
# yoa have never tried these ideal
pills. send to us for free sample.
Bonds Pharmacy Co. Little Rock,
Ark
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Chicago man who hardly knew
ore t4ue from another made the mis-
take Ct taking knowing woman TO a
concert at Orchestra hail The Sc
lections were apparently unfamiliar to
him. but when the Wedding March
Of Meudelssohn was being played he
began 10 eyince some interest.
That sounds familiar, he said y
am not strong on these classical
things, but that's a good one What
Is it,
That" grayely replied the woman
"is the Maiden's Prayer
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
These Paroled Ones.

Ne. $50 Gust paroled)-W'y, Tur-
lie, on are you? Wots doin' in d
biz"
His Old Pal - Hullo, Chicken!
Stake. WoGs il biz Nothin'
much Deees a feler invented a
,aalt door dat's five year ahead Of d
times
No 7s.S40-Gee, dats bad,
The Pal-An Skinny Moss has in
vented Il jimmy OATS five years ahead
Of HdW door.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Summer Wear.

Patrick worked for a VIGOROUSLY
sngy boss and lost no chance TO
let tie fact be known. Once a wag-
gsh friend, wishing to twit him, re
marked
pat. ] hear your boss just gave
,ou brand new suit OF clothes"
no. said Pat, only part.rt OF C.
suit
what part?"
THE sleeves iv the vest"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
lumbaao. Rheumatism and chIlhIalns

There is nothing that gives so quick
benefit as Hunts Lightning Oil. The
very minute it is rubbed on the Inn
provement is noticed. For over thirty
vars this Liniment has been aeknowl'
;1lged to be the best for these troubles.
Every druggist will recommend 1t.
Price 25c and soc per Bottle.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
LESSON FOR MARCH "a.
FEASTiNG AND FASTING.

LESSON TENT-Mark 2:l3-22
GOLDEN TENT came not 10 call
the righteous, but sinners. Marx Pr.
Levi Matthew, who calls himself by
the opprobrioua title Of the publican"
represents that class of grating pa.
tf.pfs MO jiifJuEh all AGES have ex.
e@fiiaed the seven cardinal points Of
q politician, w, the two leaves ana
i've fishes Men who will weep over
sentimental patriotism and serve the
opPfeseor for profit Better still. how.
ever, Matthew Is a type Of conversion
in tAat he left all and followed Jesus
30 weeping, but rather great rejoicing
for he made a feast, no record Of
great conviction, though he had
enough to act at once upon Jesus
invitation. It was a brief. sudden
call. but what vast results were in
NolyCd First a demonstration upon
his part. secondly a demonstration
upon the part Of Jesus, and lastly
record Of the life of the Master that
has been termed the most important
book ever written. Chronologically
this lesson follows that of last Sunday.
In Luke's account we are told of the
feast Matthew prepared that he might
entertain Jesus. Some believe that
Jesus began his work by trying to win
tie Jews through teaching in their
synaeogues and that, receiving him
the circle of the scribes ana the phari
sees. BE that as it may. We know
they murmured greatly that this rabbi
should eonsort with publicans and
with sinners.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
a Quarter Century

Before the public Over Five Million Free
Samples gwen away each year. The CON
stant and increasing sales from samples
proves the genuine merit of Aliens Foot
Ease, the antiseptc powder to be shaken
into the shoes for Tired, Aching, Swollen
Tender feet. Sample free. Address, Allen
s. Olmsted, lie Roy, \. y.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smartng-Feels
Ftne-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and GRADUATED Eyelids. Illus
trated Book In each Package. Murine is
compounded by our oculists-not Patent Med
ieine'-but used in successful Physicians Pac-
tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub
lie and sold by Druggists at Csc and 60c per Bottle
Murine Eye Salve In Asepttc Tubes Csc and b0c
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Curative AGENT.

DO you think an ice cold plunge is
good for people,"
We'll" replied the indolent person,
81 fell in while skating and must ad-
nit that the fright cured me of hic-
coughs"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
,TWist Satan and the Sea.

Doctor-You are in pretty bad
shape. You must stop going to those
cheap restaurants.
Patient-But. doctor, the prices at
the other places would make me still
sicker.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

very successful remedy for pelvic
,starrb is hot douches of Paxtine An
.ieeptic. at druggists, 25c a box or sent
ySosipaid on receipt of price by The
psyton Toilet, Co, Boston, Mass.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

In every action, reflect upon the
end, and in your undertaking 1t con
slider why you do it.--Jeremy Taylor
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Education does not mean teaching
people to know what they do not
know; it means teaching them to be
have as they do not behave-Ruskin,
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
They Should.

DHy parents used to threaten TO
,eat some sense into my head.
Those idle threats that parents
,eyer carry out should be discouraged
n every way possible"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
DR.. Pierce'S Golden Medical Discovery
Guess What,

Tom-Yes. Miss Roxley and l are
strangers now I've been asked not
to call there again
Jack-l'll bet old Roxley had hand
in that
Tom-Well-er not a hand exactly
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

virtue may be its own reward, but
. award isn't always legal tender
;, the corner grocery.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

wait till tomorrow, but you are go
ing to be noble thing, do it now.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

n. piercc's Pleasant Pellets first put
M u yeors ago. They regulate and invig-
rp ~ stomach. liver and bowels. Sugar.
yv,afed tiny granuies.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

The young man who marries an
heiress may not have to wait 30 years
in order to celebrate his golden we'd
ding
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
..ne women are passing fair--and
- others cannot pass.

corrective for Indigestion and regu.
.,ap Of the system, no remedy y can excel IN
ht ,.r and efficiency Garfield Tea.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
The Reason for II.

THAT candidate certainly has a
skillful way of working on peoples
feelings"
But then, you know he's dentist"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Smile on wash day. That's when you use
Red Cross Ball Blue. Clothes winter thar
snow. All grocers.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

A sermon is either based on a text
or q pretext.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
q Diplomat.

mont ask girl for kiss IN.
less
"unless you want one?"
no unless you don't"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Usually man Is q poor Judge of
his own Importance.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Red Cross Ball Blue much better. goes
farther than liquid blue, Get from any
grocer.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
don, ailays pain. cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Probably No Exception.

Zones has invented an airship."
Then It's bound to be a success"
"Why 500"
"All his other schemes have gone
nm "
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

When the Millennium comes Garfield Tea
aud Holy Church will not be longer needed
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

this arr willing to give millions Of frrr ,s.rs
ages take all the risk. Sold by sirsloxtsax
for Is cents vial. For free package address
Prot. Munyon, 53rd IsIierssn Sta Philau.,S,ia Pa
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Every one Is liable to a bilious attack. BE
foIearmed with package of Garfield Tea
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Bad luck is often but another name
for poor management.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

Some men try to avoid paying as
they go because they don't expect to
come back
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Up to the Minute.

well, she has succeeded In doing
the latest thing, anyhow"
What's that?"
'Eloped with her fathers aviator"
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

The man who makes hay when the
sun shines doesn't have to borrow his
neighbours umbrella when il rains.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Came 20 Call Sinners.

Jesus hears of their complaint and
his reply is a fine bit of irony and
sarcasm. They that are whole have
no need of a physician but they that
are sick. You self righteous Phari-
secs. Why do you complain if you are
al right and these be all wrong. why
then not let me minister to those that
need me- Al the same time Jesus
utters one of his greatest and most
comforting sayings, Il came not to call
the righteous but sinners.
Jesus chooses one Of their own So
Cia outcasts 20 write the only dis
tinctly Hebrew account of his life; one
Who had been faithful as a business
man to be leader and historian;
one willing to renouuce all, say fare
we'll TO ambition and follow him.
Following this, the disciples of John
the EaI-ist and of the Pharisees are
fasting and they observe that the dis
ciplcs OF Jesus are not so engaged.
They came TO Jesus with the question
and his reply is perfectly logical
one. W ~ SllONlA AuNf ltAoN' hAAA ~
with them ," do you fast at your
weddings while the bridegroom is pres
ent?" The day is 10 come, however,
when he is to be taken away, then
there sxall be times for fasting.
Jesus has Toasted with many pub
licanslicans, when the bridegroom
returns he will sit down with many
publicans and sinners in glory whom
he has associated with in order that
he might save them. Are We follow
Ing his example? If so. let us be sure
we do II from the same motive. The
disciples OF John did the right thing
to bring their perplexties TO Jesus.
He answers their question as we have
seen and we are now in the day he
mentions when there is place for
fasting. Jesus teaches us in his ref
erence 10 the wine bottles Geather
sacks which could bear but one
stretching process due to fermenta-
ton of the wine), that we are to be
new creatures in him and must leave
the old life and habits. We are not
10 make pdttHN Olh VI llAIo uSM bOS-
pei and the old law
His Work That of Physician.
There are two difficulties thus pre-
scented IN this lesson; first. that Je-
sus should hold fellowship with those
properly not of his circle or social
standing for he was a rabbi or teach
CT, and. secondly, that he did not nor
did his disciples observe fasting. Je-
sus admits the character of the com
pany he kept. but his reply was, ~
came for this purpose to call not tt ,
righteous but the unrighteous," His
work was to be that of Physician.
He assumes that his authority is not
of man but OF God, and that this min
istry is to bring joy. Jesus had emp
tied himself that he might come and
when he was TO leave there it would
be time enough for his disciples TO
fast. Jesus was not merely one who
came to teach system of ethics
little higher than the prophets. Je-
sus is more than a good man or even
a holy man: he Is the Great Physician,
uble to heal both body and soul,
Saviour.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

No, Alonzo, the girl isn't necessarily
an angel because she is high flyer
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUISINE.a
That s LAXATIVE BROMO QTlNINE. Look FOR
the signature of +. W, GKON 4. | sed the World
over 10 Cure Cold in one lay. &c,
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA -

Take tho Old STANDARD GhONEs TASTEIEss
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing II Is supply Nulnine AID Iron in tasteless
form, and the mos efcctual form. For grown
people AID children, cents.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
INTERNATIONAL
SUN[NySCIDDO[
LESSON

tBy E. O. SELLERS, Director Of Even.
ing Department Tie Moady Bible In
stttute Of ChicagoJ
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22
Same Thinu.

0dTTTt TTITTg'
Il hear that firms going under.
Yes. they're going VI.
The Nevada County picayune. (Prescott, Ark.) 190?-current, 1912-03-22

LESSON TENT-Mark 2l3-22
GOLDEN TENT came not 10 call
the righteous, but sinners Marx 2I7.
University Missourian., 1912-01-19
ONLY Is BAR EXAMS NOW
One Hundred and Fifty-nine Took

One Hundred and Fifty-nine Took
State Tests on - Lay Subjects.
A. H. Rigsby, one of the seniors in
the School of Law who returned
from Jefferson City yesterday morn
ing. said that a new system of giving
the state bar examinations had been
adopted. Fifteen examinations COW
ering twenty-fOur subjects are now
given. while formerly an examination
was given for each subject. One
hundred and fifty-nine took the ex-
aminations. OF these about thirty
We're students and six were former
students of the University. One girl,
from st. Louis University, stood the
examinations.
The names of those who passed
the entire examination will be pub
lished in the ST. Louis and Kansas
City papers next week. Those who
passed only part of the subject will
be notified
University Missourian., 1912-01-19
Entrance ExaminatiOns-M Yea
1911.12.

Entrance ExaminatiOns-Nlid Year
19f1.12.
The regular mid year entrance ex-
aminatiOns of this University will be
held in Room A Academic Hall on
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
of examination week, January 81,
February 1. 2, 1912, according to
the following schedule:
Wednesday, January 81, 1,--English,
$40; Algebra and Arithmetic, 10
12; Music, 12-1; Plane and Solid
Geometry and TrigonOmetry, "a;
Greek, 4-6; Physical Geography .4-6 !;
Commercial Geography, 2-3.
Thursday, February /. History,
Sill; Civil Government, HIP; Do
mestic Science, Ill; Manual Train
ing, Ill; Latin, "a; Chemistry.
4-6: Agriculture, 4-6.
Friday. February 2, Physics, $40;
General Biology and Zoology, 1912;
Botany, 1912; Drawing. pa; Econ
omics, 2-3; Bookkeeping and Com
mercial Correspondence, "a; French
and Spanish, 3-6; German, SO; Ply
siOlOgy, 4-6.
No other entrance examinations
will be given except for serious
cause, and then only by special ac-
ton of the Chief Examiner For any
such repeated examinations a fee of
s1.O0 is required for each student by
action of the Board of CuratOrs.
Any Student who has a conflict
with one of the regular mid year
University examinations should re-
port that fact Immediately to the
Chief Examiner. and in no case la
ter than January %. No account
can be taken of reports of conflicts
made late. unless the delay be shown
to be unavoidable.
f. r. HEDRICK,
Chief Examiner.
University Missourian., 1912-01-19
WARE THE PEsKY MOSQUITO
Doctor Calvert Tells How Malaria
Germs Are Carried About.

Germs Are Carried About.
Beware of the mosquito" said
DR.. w. J. Calvert, in talking of pre-
ventive medicine recently.
Doctor Calvert said that it is the
malarial mosquito that carries ma
larial germs. Unlike the common
variety, it is seldom seen or heard,
working silently and leaving its evi-
dence in the disease it develops. Ex-
posed water in barrels or puddleS
provide propagating grounds and
should not be allowed in the COM
munity. Quinine, the treatment usu-
ally given, says Doctor Calvert,
should be taken between the chills
that accompany malaria and after
ward also for time to prevent a re-
currence of the symptoms.
Pneumonia shows itself by chills,
sharp cutting pains in the side and
a quick rise in temperature. TOnsi-
litis. another disease of the respira-
tory tract, affects the tonsils, as its
name indicates Chronic attacks
render the tonsils valueless and their
removal alone stops the disease No
new treatment is used for colds, the
old remedies, wash for the nose,
vaseline. a hot foot bath and asperin
are effective.
University Missourian., 1912-01-19
TELLS HOW TO GROW ALFALFA
Professor HutchisOn Says 1t Can Be
Success In Missouri,

Professor HutchisOn Says 1t Can Be
Success In Missouri.
alfalfa is coming to be an i'm
pOrtant crop in Missouri. and the
farmers must learn how to grow it, -
said c. B. Hutchison, assistant pro-
fessor of agronomy in the College
of Agriculture, in a recent talk on
Alfalfa Growing in Missouri" He
pointed out how essential it was for
the farmer to know the characteris-
tics and requirements of this plant
before success in growing it could be
hoped for.
THE plant" he continued. lis not
so easily grown and in only one sec
tiOn of Missouri is it well adapted
However, in a few years | believe it
will be successfully grown in practi-
cally every section of the state. 1t
thrives in a deep. loose, rich and we'll
drained soil and is not adapted to
wet bottom lands or uplands lacking
drainage. In Missouri, so far as the
soil is concerned, it thrives best on
the bottom lands. On such soil prac-
tically the only requirement to get a
good stand is to have a well-prepared
seed-bed."
Mr.. Hutchison divided the alfalfa
soil of Missouri into five sections, as
follows: First, the quick bottom
lands along the Missouri and the
Mississippi rivers; second, the river
lands along the creeks and hills with
in the state; third, the rolling 'prai-
rie lands of Northwest Missouri
which are deep. well-drained and
well-supplied with plant food;
fourth, the valley and low-Iying
lands between the hills of the Ozark
region; and fifth. the upland prairie
lands of Northern Missouri. He also
stated that the well-drained bottom
lands seldom needed incubation but
that the upland prairies, as a rule,
not only needed inocualtion but Of
ten times an application of lime to
correct the acidity of the soil. That
on upland soil. unless it was very
rich. an application of manure was
beneficial and sometimes absolutely
essential in order to get a good
stand.
He recommended the growing of
alfalfa on a small scale, the inocula-
tiOn of uplands. when such lands had
never grown alfalfa or sweet clover
before. and shallow cultivation with
the disc or harrow Immediately after
the first cutting in order to keep the
crop as free from weeds as possible.
University Missourian., 1912-01-19
SAYS CHILD NEEDS FIVE MEALS
Mrs. kedZie Jones Would Give Boys
and Girls More Food.


Children don't get enough to eat.
That has long been the opinion OF
the boys and girls themselves, but
now Mrs. Kedzie Jones of the Home
Makers Conference forward with the
statement: I'VE don't give children
enough to eat. We should put in an
extra meal before noon and one in
the afternoon. Five meals a day
would help their growth"
Mrs. Jones also holds decided
views in regard to the food given to
children. I'VE should be careful
how We cook the food for children"
she said, lin order that it be easily
digested. We should choose the
right kind of food. Butter is .
good food and therefore bread and
butter makes the best sandwiches for
"A way to keep children from
buying cheap candy that is injurious
to the health is to let them eat sugar
at home or make candy. 1t is i'm
question of feeding the
concluded Mrs. Jones.
Many children are weak and un-
healthy because of improper food.
Feed them properly and their bodies
will be strong enough to throw on
diseases"