The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-04-26

General Dealers in
Typhoid Fever, Diphtheria and
Other Infectious Diseases.
Sickness and Death from Our Infections
WarraTtcd 70 ~ Higher than that Of
dny Other Firm In the Same
Line of Business.
Care1esstown, T. W.,
. June x, 1911.
Dear Sir or Madam:
This is to inform you that we will
he at your screen door earlier than
usual this summer, with a choice line
OH summer infections, including
Typhoid Fever, Diphtheria, etc. Spec
ial inducements for babies are offered
I'm co. new line of bacteria, insurlng
long illness and slow death.
/. We desire tO call particular atten-
ton to- an ingidioug variety OF Bovine
Tubercle Bacillus, which we are car
rying TO your milk supply. This
Tubercle Bacillus is warranted TO
produce large tuberculous glands in
your children and slow tuberculosis
of the bowels, which we guarantee 10
be fatal fin 20 per cent. OF the cases
infected.
Our firm finds IL unnecessary 70
call the attention OF our patrons to
Results. We GET them. Look at your
cemeteries filled with the patrons or
your hospitals: the beds are occupied
R%wv svn@ Trad 0fAw MwW
the country has less-many more
than Ito per cent. OF its people sick.
No other Grm can point to 30 many
cases or typhoid or 20 much illness
among babies as we can, az result
OF our methods.
Ny. Every July, August and September
we Increase the sickness and death OF
the babies several hundred per cent;
we cause babies to die by the thOus-
ands Weylaugh at our enemies who
dole out insect powder, which only
gives ug a. good drunk, and fly poison,
which does not materially interfere
with our business. No one can hurt
us until the vault, manure heap, open
garbage pail and dirty yard are WHIP
ed out. Of course, that won't be-
done right away.
Yours for dirt, disease and death,
HOUSE-FLY e co.
TO Madam Careless Housewife,
Mr.. Indifferent Citizen: -Iife)
u. s. We. make speciality or the
careless splitting consumptive who has
no regard for himself Or other people
and sits by a second story window
- 49,
the sidewalk ia towns that will allow
are immune to the tubercle bacillus,
In fact I'VE eat EN- alive" and grow
fat on them. In this instance we car
ry out the adage TO Give and let live"
for when we are done with them and
they pass out in our excretions, tAey
are alive and active, and IL a care
less splitting conSumptiVe ID around
we guarantee that every 1y-speck de-
posted on your ceiling, your table
cloth, your plate, or the piece OF
bread and butter In baby's hand, will
contain these germs OF consumption
and infect fifty per cent. OF those who
swallow them. We also guarantee to
carry millions OF the germs OF con-
sumption on our feet, legs and bodies
and we can make 100000 trips per
day between the spittoon and the din
ing room and kitchen and empty our
load both inside and outside or US
into your milk, butter, syrup or any
thing i'm the way OF food that is left
exposed. @
Who said this careless splitting OF
consumptives should not be allowed?
Bah. That would interfere with the
personal liberty OF both the patient
and ourselves. Let him alone. He
will die before long, but before he
dies we will be able to infect a large
number OF people from his spit. Be
sides, few towns would be 60 foolish
MS to pass ordinances In regard to
consumption; 1t might make people
think they allowed consumptives 70
come into their town. We are in no
danger from this source, certainly not
for long time yet. ---
Yours for the spread OF consumption,
HOUSE-FLY q co. -.
With Apologies to Life.