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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13
eerioua Omission

The new nilliouaire's banquet table
was spread, and the guests about to be
summoned. Are you cure there are no
reporters present. anNiouzlv asked the
hest of the brt2e7 1--WE made certain of
II, sir" 'HTha3 go out and get a few"
reiptned the hnst.--Csnadian Courier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

The great factory was closing down.
The hum of the who~GE stopped, and
slowly the men drffted away.
lizard times struck yeh?' asked the
observer.
Nav"
What's the reason you're quitting.
them"
Didn't YOU hear the 8 O'Clock whistle,
you chump?" replied the Waterman. and
the pesinist wandered on--Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

Desk Sergeant-What did you put
that fortune taller out Of business for?
Police I1EpectoT-She's e hurnbug
tried to ind out from her what had be-
come Of the diamond pin lost the other
Day and she gave me the wrong steer
CHICAGO Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13
lmpoaeIhla

EFT vas surprising that an apparently
healthy fellow like Bizman should faint
dead away so unexpectedly"
Not very. Yen see he had Just
boarded car for home at O'Clock in the
evening and found q vacant seat
Kansas City Times
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

well. thank heaven" he raid sp-
preaching a sad-looking man who sat
bsc ok In dark corner. that's over
with what is?'' rive dsnce5 with
the hostess Bave you gone through
with II yerT' NO. don't need TO.
I'm the host."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

Say, pop. what's q church7S "a
church, my sor, is s place where women
sit behind s $50 hat and try TO convince
themselves tSst Thou shalt not covet'
= not IN the Ten Commandments
Philadelphia Record
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

First Ole Park LOungerI wonder
what's bsccFzs 81 the old fellow who
Used to slvsrs occupy tAis bench7
S@cond pitts (acidlyD-He died yes
ts-tIay, ard. what's more. he left this
bench 20 uze-Puos
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

English Tourist Tin Bloody 0ulch
bo-sIl-Ssy the way. cid top. L. the
grizzly bear common around hereI
Lsn5lo-d-Cssd to "a but It's extinct
now. Why. even Three Fingered Ike
won't allow II In his dance hal!-PuclC.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

lasted just one hour. While the action
takes does not necessarily preclude
further negotiations should the miners
subsequently decide upon, a modihca-
ton of their demands, 1t heightens the
prospects Of a strike. None Of the
operators at the conference cared to
talk for publication, but several Of
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

she-In a way, getting married IS like
usiug the telephone
He-How so?
She-One doesn't always get the party
one wants.-Boston Transcript
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

Jonah entered the whale "Tf7is IL
the original water wagon" he exclaimed
Herewith none wondered that be re-
mained aboard only three days.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13
A nInIo-n&

Cook-Why didn't you come last Mon
day for yer dinner?
Beggar-Why, I heard that you were
washing and your mistress was doing
ths cooAing-EHegenda BLaettsx.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13
PIG IRON AGAIN
Being SHIPPED
NINE CARLOADS SENT OUT FROM
REssEMER FOR EXPORTING
THROUGH HERE FOR VIENNA.

Pig iron shipments which. at one
time formed one of the chief items of
export from Pensacola, have been re-
sumed, according to the following
special from Bessemer to the Birming-
ham Age Herald:
Nine carloads of pig iron from the
Robertstown furnace OF the Tennessee
company left Bessemer yesterday over
the Louisville & Nashville railroad
for Pensacola, Fla. where It viii be
transferred to a vessel and taken to
its destination, which Is Vienna, Aus
tria- This is the second shipment Of
a large order to so over the Louisville
& Nashville. =
Eighteen cars OF pig iron from the
Rohertstown furnace Will be shipped
from Bessemer over the Seaboard Air
Line to Savannah, Ca. tomorrow. The
destination of this pig iron "a also
Vienna. At Savannah the iron will
be transferred to the vessel that win
take IL to it's foreign destination This
is the second shipment Of On order OF
1900 tons to go to Vienna"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13
A Cheerful Hlnk.

Among the presents lately showered
upon = Marylsad bride vas one that
was the git Of an elderly lady Of the
neiShooraood with wnoTn the bride and
groom were prime favorftes-
Some years ego the dear old soul sccu-
rlulsJed a supply Of ar5board notices.
which shs worked and had framed and
on which she never failed to draw with
the greatest freedom as occasion arose.
In cheerful reds ana blues, suspended
BY q cord Of the same coIors over the
table IT which the other presents were
grouped, hung the motto:
Tight on: dEhx ever."--WomGn's
Home Communion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

why do 20 many men write books
telling how TO get richT'
Because they need the money, ]
reckon. Houston Post
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

New York, March 11.-A fat rejec-
ton of all their demands will be the
answer the representatives of the
miners will get from the anthracite
coal operators at the conference to De
held in this city on March IS. This
action was decided upon at confer
ence OF the operators here which
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13
WOULD SUSPEND
DUTY ON POTATOES
Senator Watson, Of West Virgins,
Asks Senate Finance Committee FOR
Suspension Because Of Crop Short
BY Associated Press.

Washington, March 12.---Senator
Watson, OF West Virginia, urged the
senate finance committee today to NuB-
pend the rs per cent duty on potatoes
by an amendment to the steel bin. He
wanted the suspension TO continue un-
TIA Sept. 1. because Of the present crop
shortage. There was no action
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

Didn't Need Them
Gruff Customer Cooking up from the
menu card)-Have you brainSf
Timid Waitress (confused)-No, sir,
That's the reason I'm working here
Judge.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13

w. r. Robinson, under
taker and enbalmer, Al E.
Chase, Phone 10. If
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-13
Outlines Case of
Government Against Trust

tcontinusd From PAGE One,
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
DELIGHT GUARANTEED
" You Are Not Delighted With Rcxall
Tooth Paste--Your Money Back.

The most popular tooth preparation
We have IL Rcxall Tooth Paste. Al
most every day some pleased GUS
toner has something good 4, say
about It. 1t delights It's users. and II
VIII delight YOU when you use #. We
guarantee that 1t will. II 1t docs not
your money back. IF YOU dont like
it-if you are not pleased aud de-
lighted with 1t We want yor Ia tell
us so, and get back the money you
paid for 1t.
Rcxall Tooth Paste meets every re-
quircnent Of the most particular and
cNacting person. Containing antisep-
tic properties, II not only clcanses the
teeth and mouth. but leaves them
pure and free from the germs of de-
cay. II cools and comforts the mouth.
II makes the breath fragrant 1t is
ms near the perfect dentrficc "a the
chemists skill and the purcst, most
carefully selected ingredients can
make IT. You will re delighted. Lot
us prove II. Just use It, and If YOU
are nof-your money back. Price, %
cents Sold In this community only
Mt our store. The Rexall store. Mis-
soula Drug Co,
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
MRS. MARSHALL SAYS
SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH

Mrs. Pearl r. Marshall. county
superintendent of schools. announced
last night that she il not a candidate
for reelection AND that she will not
seek again the nomination. II am
induced to make this announcement at
this time" said Mrs. Marshall to a
Missonlian reporter. "by the fact that
many persons have asked me recently
for statement of my position.
greatly appreciate the friendship and
loyal support which the people of Mis-
sonla county have repeatedly given me
and ! shall always cherish the pleasan t
memories of the terms of office which
have had the honor to serve here.
have endeavored 10 conduct the office
and its affairs so that the schools OF
the county might reach the highest
state Of efficiency possible. In this
endeavor ! have received cordial sup
port and | appreciate 1t all. Until
my term expires | shall seek to con :
tinne the policy which have followed
But ! shall not ask for another term
and | shall be obliged to you II you
will make the statement for me-"
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
GL|DDEN TOURISTS
INVITED HERE
MlSSOUlA ORGANIZATIONS ASK
AUToMo6lLiSTS TO COME
TO GARDEN CITY.

Acting under the advice OF West
gard, the American Automobile asso-
citation pathfinder. the several organ
lzatlons In Missoula Interested In good
roads and everything connected with
them, have sent an invitation to A. G..
Batchelder, chairman Of the executive
committee of the organization In New
York, cordially requesting him to use
his Influence toward extending the
1913 Glidden tour through Mssoula to
Spokane. The last time the tour ex-
tended westward II was ended at
Helena. This year another tour will
be made and the residents of western
Montana are anxious to have the
tourists pass through this section of
the country. 1t Is thought likely that
the tourists will go to the coast, In
which case the Mlssoua invitation
will probably be accepted. The Mis-
soula Chamber OF Commerce. the Mis-
soula County Automobile association
and the Western Montana Association
OF Commercial Clubs have mailed
their petitions to New York. The In
vitations outline the advantages of a
tour through western Montana and of
visit to the Garden city. II the
tourists expect to lengthen their tour
It will mean a lot for Missoula and
Missoula people, for several hundred
people. as rule. make the trip and
will learn by direct observation just
what this country has to offer
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
WELL KNOWN COAL
FIRM MOVES
WESTERN MONTANA COAL COM.
PANY CHANGES LOCATION OF
ITS BUSINESS OFFICE.

sydney Fernald and Allen Swift Of
the Western Montana coal company
have moved the company office to the
Wolf and Ryman block, AT the corner
q! Main and Higgins, where they will
transact their coal business as former
ly. All patrons of the company are
invited to visit the new quarters.
All questions of heat value and the
economic use of the various kinds of
coal for stove, range or furnace Will
be gladly answered by Mr. f'ernali
and Mr.. Swift.
The Western Montana Coal COM
Lany s the exciurivc ngcn. for the
Griginnl Roundup coa'. and il now
presenting its customers with hand
some souvenir sets of G. NJ. RUSSELL \
roundup scenes.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

The foregoing resolution. adopted at
the closing business meeting of the
Methodist conference last evening, con
stitutes the formal official reply Of
that body to an exaggerated article
appearing IN the Missoulas Sentinel In
which II WAS sought To create the i'm
preston that certain casual remarks
made before the conference By James
\. Metcalfc of Glendive, state secre-
tary of the progressive party, had been
the cause of protest ON the part of
some of the ministers
AS matter of fact. the whole Incl
dent has been magnified into undue
Importance by the afternoon paper.
which bases It's comment on an in
tcrvlcw with an alleged minister" :"
whose name, however. was not there
with given.
The foregoing resolution was in
tended as "A direct answer to this
effort to create In Imagination con-
dit'on which did not exist In fact.
since Mr.. Metcalfe's name was con-
nectcd with tho matter, The Mssou-
llan asked him to state Just what oc-
CURED. and he gives the following
for publications:
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

In the merry month Of August, the
Ntrile weather man nncorks his hottest
service and melts us It
SOME he can: the sun g,arcs
WARM from cloudless sky
and glares with force
intense; and when 1t comes to glar-
ing, the August suns immense. the
fan upon the hlcnchcrs is sousing,
dripping wet, hc misses AL the closest
PAYS, his sight Is dimmed with sweat, Z,
the soda fountains siz2le produces
slight relief the balm that lee cream
gives us Is only passing brief; the
golden ow glows golden within the
garden shade; but its yelloWs not as
restful as a yellow lemonade; the wind
from snow capped mountains gets hot
before il strikes; the fat man isn't
happy for It's not the breeze he likes,
and even John McCloskoy with his
disposition mild, becomes affected by
the heat until he's almost Wild; but
~ snmc way or other, We manage to
Keep cool-eXccpt the bid who's conu,-
ing the few days left ere sch ,ol.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

Ed Erickson, tho husky pitcher of the
ogden club. is something of an artist.
though he is as modest
CLEVER about his attainments
ARTIST in this direction as he
is regarding his other
accomplishments. Jack Mccormick IN
showing with pardonable pride a
sketch which Erickson made for him
last night II Is a pretty girls head
and Is executed with remarkable skin.
Jack was dumfnundcd when he dis
covered that Erickson cou Il put curves
on paper that are as clever as the ones
he shoots over the plate He handed
Tie pitcher an envelope lie had In his
pocket and Erickson made upan IL the
pretty sketch which Jack treasures.
He Is proud Of the sketch bni he wishes
wishes had given Erickson some other
piece of paper upon which t. make IT,.
for he handed him u large official en-
yelepe which came to him through the
mail yesterday, addressed Ia Hon.
John i. Mccormick" All day Jack
had been using that address to tam
tallZo President Hugh Campbell of the
Missouln Baseball association and he
had succeeded admirably. The t,rick-
son sketch, however, hides the address
and Jack has lot his bait He can
teas" Hugh no more.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
DEAN TO LINCOLN COUNTY,

NJ. l.. Dean left last night on No. &
for Lincoln county, where. with j. C.
Wood. member of the state board of
horticulture for the Seventh district
he Will conduct n series of horticul-
tural meetings. The meetings will
cover all Lincoln county and, while
they are In progress. the two experts
will inspect the orchards of the sec
tion with view to exterminating any
pests that may have made their ap-
pearancc
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
BOOSTING
STRONGLY
WILBUR RESIGNS.

Roy II. Wilbur, who has been a
member of the city school board for
many years, has rendered his reslgna
ton, which has been accepted regret q.
lally by his late associates. The
pressure of private business has caused
Mr., Wllbu to take this step lie has
given his best efforts TO the govern
meht of the city schools and his rec .
ORD III office Is one of honest eff
cheney,
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Explanation Refused.

Rev j. w. Whitley of Laurel. official
reporter of the conference. stated at
the opening of last nights session
that the report of yesterdays meet
ing which he had delivered to the Mis-
soula Sentinel had been altered and
distorted. He added that he had de-
manded an explanation at the office
of the Sentinel. but that he had been
Informed that ''it was best that he
be not told who made the alterations"
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

George w. Pomeroy, representing the
company owning the Pomorey mail
catching and delivering
TO SHOW device, Is In the city
US HOW and IL arranging to give
n demonstration of his
machine. Tho device IL an equip
mont for catching and delivering mail
on a moving train. without throwing
the bag upon the ground. II has been
demonstrated before the postal auth
critics i'm Washington. where pcrmis-
slen has been given to equip - cars
In different parts of the country for
the purpose of making practical tests.
MIR Pomerny has come to Missoula for
ono Of these tests Yesterday he had
a conference with Superintendent
l3irdsall Of the Northern Pacific and
arrangements were made for test
ON the Bitter Root branch track, south
of town. AZ soon as an extra mai car
can be brought here and the machn-
erv installed. the test will he made.
1T viii probably bc three weeks be-
fore We demonstrate the device here. "
said Mr. romcroy last night. when
we have things ready We will make
the test a'ong the track outside the
Clty near the street car line 50 that
everybody can see Il our device will
simplify the delivery of railway mai
make II safer ana more reliable"
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
MARRIAGE LICENSES,

Marriage licenses were issued yes
tcrday by the clerk of the court 10
Leonard Jarecki of Stevensville and
Miss Annie Kozakiewicz of Florence,
both Russians, and Fred Harold Madi-
son of Missou'a and Miss Reba La
Londe of DeSmet.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Statement DENIED
BY CONFERENCE
SATURDAYS PROCEEDINGS. PUB.
LisHED IN AFTERNOON PA.
PER, IS REPuDlATED.

since there has gone forth the
impression, AZ presented by one or
the city papers. that the conference
has taken up and discussed political
questions and manifested senti-
mcnt IN support of n certain po-
litical party; be II resolved that. as
conference. we deprecate any
such Impression. and we desire IL
to be understood that we do not
espousc the cause of any political
part"
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

There are several Misspnla people
who saw in Chicago the Alaska pie
tures which are To be
SPLENDID shown nj the Iiarnols
PICTURES for the next three
nights. These pictures
werc taken for the Carnegie museum
aud are wonderfully rea' 'istic, thcy
give q fine insight into tho life of the
Arctic regions Thoy are scientific
IN thelr accuracy of detail i have
never seen any other pictures as fine
as these said one man last night
Who had seen these films In tho east
J enjoyed them immensely aud ! am
going 10 sec them again now that /
haRe tie chance"
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Afternoon Service.
Evening Service.
Sons OF Hermann,

All members of schiller lodge, Sons
al Hermann, are requested to meet nj
30 at + o t. hall, to attend the fl-
neral Of our late brother John Klebe.
l. ". KEPIIAL, Secretary.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Attention. Mooso.

All members OF the l.. O. o. Moose
and visiting brothers are requested to
attend the funeral Of our late brother
John KIebe. at o'clock p. ~, sun
day, at the German Lutheran church.
w. A. LOGAN, Dictator.
II. SUMMERS, Secretary.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Dauahters of Hernann.

All members are requested To attend
ihe funeral of our late brother John
kIebe, At the Lutheran church this
afternoon At O'Clock,
BY ORDER CF PRESIDENT.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
SpL EN- DID
PICTURES

= X sims, representing the Dominion
Stock and Bond corporation WIS In the
city yesterday from
eoos ING Spokane. Mr. Sims is
STRONGLY an enthusiastic believer
in tho northwest ana h,
has the details of this great region
well tahulated for discussion or for
reference lie is ready II back the
northwest against the rest of the
world and he has the documents 10
back ~ his belief. Mr. Sims Was In
terested in what he saw Of Missouri
aud expressed himself In compIimon.
tary terms regarding tha citys growth
aud progress,
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Gard Social.

Royal Neighbor camp No 2S54 viii
give card social Monday evening,
August 26, in odd Fellows annex. Re-
freshnents and prices 25e
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

Equitable Life OF N, Y. pays large
yearly dividends reducing net cost. Mrs,
\, d, Warner, agent, Phone 76O black,
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
PROGRAM
FOR TODAY
MUSIC AT METHODIST MEETING
TO BE OF HIGH CLASS
THIS SUNDAY.

/ This is the last day of the Montana
Methodist conference. The services
today will be the most inspiring. the
most impressive of the week. They
will mark the climax of a wonderful
series of meetings. For the services
today Director George A. McAllister
has arranged a special musical pro-
gram. II is as follows:
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

Professor Fischer. violin and piano
lessons. 60a s. <th Rell Kh3 orange.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

position than this. Il would be In
effect a contravcntion of existing state
law.
Il made my statement and took my
scat with the most respectful and
earnest attention. and without single
objection having been raised. Several
Of the ministers followed with re-
marks. and was then asked to re-
read the resolution for tho informa-
tion of some that had not clearly
heard II. Having so read It, started
to add brief statement to my
previous discussion, In which attempt
was clearly out of order, from the
technical and parliamentary viewpoint.
And when Mr.. Ware of Helena objected
to my proceeding with this additional
remark. yielded to the objection
without protest
Unrelated.
II do believe that, inasmuch as
there was very apparent desire on
the part Of the ministers for full in
formation, 1t was an unnecessary re-
sort 10 rules of order when was thus
interrupted but from the viewpoint Of
parlamentarism II was strictly cor
rect. And in no sense can this Incl
dent be connected with my Bull
Moose talk Of the day before.
IF you viii permit me this addi-
tional word. since the whole question
Is necessarily more or less at issue,
desire to say that. during the years
| was member of the republican
party and attended Methodist confer
ences on almost every occasion, I
would never have dreamed of intro
ducing. before such gathering any
suggestion of republican politics. I
would have considered such thing
distinctly out OF order.
But during a recent visit to Mich
igan tas I also told the ministers in
my Thursday talk), heard a Baptist
minister. speaking at union meeting
held Hn the Method st Episcopal church
of Adrian. Mich. preach sermon
which was one of the strongest pro-
gressive party arguments | have yet
listened to. In which he clearly
pointed out the fact that those who
believe In civic righteousness and
public morality must join hand and
heart to forward the progressive move
ment In American politics. And hav-
Ing heard such sermon given. with
general commendation, by Baptist
clergyman. believe I had SPLENDID
precedent for introducing into a
Methodist assemblage remarks for
which I have absolutely no apolopy IN
make. but would give them ten-foid
additional emphasis II that were pos
sble.'
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Morning Service.

Anthcm-,Bord God. We Worship
Thee" fp \. Schneider .z-...-. Choir
Male quaftet-"Onward and Up
ward" Palmer) .....................-..,...
....................,..-. Methodist Male Quartet
Anthem--"N Nearer My God 10 Thee"
(AShfOrd) s@..5............ ....... Choir
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25
Eiks' Cate.

Elks' Cate.
Beginning Saturday, August 10. the
Elks' cafe will be reopened to the
public. Service very best.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

There are several Missn
who saw in Chicago the
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-25

Ed Erickson, tho husky pitcher of the
ogden club, is something of an artist,
The Wrangell sentinel., 1912-08-15
The Mysterious Foehn Wind.

All tourists through the Alpine re gions have heard of the foeln wind the many manifestations of which art most mysterious. Tine SHOW and ice o' the mountains disappear in few hours under its action. and many pei sons experience n sickness of petui lar character while he foehn wind l,' on. In sone parts of the Alps the wood of the hnlSrS iS dried out so thor uughiy that it is like finder. and it tinles when this is nt all prolonged it is necessary to prohibit the use of fires within the houses, While this precnu ton is not usually necessary. it iS quite common to see q fire patrol nnk ing a tuur of tlIe town as an extra pre- caution