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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

The sparrow may be savory Wand
as the department of agriculture says,
but somehow 1t always puts US in mind
Of an insect.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

An American invited guest to King
Georges garden fell and broke his leg
This is not supposed to be according
to the Hoyle Of court etiquette.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Playing poker in ones own home.
according to New York jurist, is not
a crime. Nevertheless. ones wife is
likely to think SO II the home team
loses.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Americans" says a college profes
sor, ARE oVerworked." Occasionally
a college professor says something
that strikes home.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Although a German savant has IN
vented serum for the hoof and mouth
disease, 1t will not be useful for re-
straining impulsive candidates.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

A wise man in Missouri arises to re-
mark that poetry is a disease. Now
that we come to think Of It, We have
seen some poetry that looked sick.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

The coroners Of Pennsylvania are to
meet. and the people Of that state be.
gin to fear that the object Of the meet
ing will be to stimulate business.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

A scientist has discovered 400 diff
ferent kinds of feas, and sometimes
you think, no doubt, your dog has EN-
all.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

We are soon to find further evil
Aence that the freproof screen iE as
much of reality as the unsuitable
Nhip.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Babies" says a Paris scientist, ARE
covered with germs" So is money, but
nobody shows any fear OF II.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

There are various ways to skin .
cat, but they are few in comparison
with the number Of ways to skin the
public.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Don't bother about having ia
theirs day. Father attends to that
himself every week the club plays al
home.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

There are $4,000 windowless rooms
in New York, which In some respects
is a civilized town.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

OF absent minded men the most not
able is the one who forgot all about
a fishing trip while reading the politi
cal news.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10
His Choice.

This enterprise is a promising one"
'Ts Il? But what I'm lookink for is
a paying proposition"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

The man who claims he caught =
whale with a lasso would have no DIFF.
nculty in being elected to post OF
honor in the Ananias club.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

One hates to think of the backacheS
the farmers are to achieve in harvest
ing the abundant crops this year.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Colt" says a clergyman. "keeps
100000 caddies away from Sunday
school," But think Of the picturesque
vocabulary they acquire.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

II, as scientist tells US, there are
100000 bacteria in a spoonful OF
milk, what Is the population Of milk
wagon7
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

A Philadelphia man died in bar
ber's chair while being shaved, but
we presume the barber went right OF
talking.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

One Of the beauties Of awaiting 10
that there are no icebergs floating in
the sky
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

That pest. the fly, is getting numer.
Gus, and It is time for the householder
to get busy.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Wellesley college students have put
a hbosh on slang. Evidently 1t gets
their goat.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

The period Of the muzzled dog has
arrived. That's mighty tough on the
dogs.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Australia now has a woman on the
bench" That's nothing; so have the
st. Louis Cardinals"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

A sure way 10 become a pesslmist
10 to think about the weather.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

It is the "stepless," not the strap.
less" car that Is coming.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Keep the wedding bells in tune and
there will be no domestic dlscord.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

Wealth does not mean happiness
says a mlllioaire. Neither does pow
erty.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

A woman's idea OF the acme OF
martyrdom Is to wear last years hat.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10

One OF the beauties OF the one-hali
cent piece is that nobody will take the
trouble to counterfeit It.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-07-10
IOWA WOMAN
WELL AGAIN
Freed From Shooting Pains,
Spinal Weakness, Dizziness,
by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

ottumwa, Iowa. For years ! was
almost q constant sufferer from female
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
THE IOWA COUNTY COURT
Proceedings Before Judge Aldro
jerks, County Judge.

Reported by W. II. Thomas Register IN
Probate.
Estate of T.. e Baker final account
and petition for allowance of same.
Estate of William Wallace, hearing
petition for administration.
Estate Of James Stephens, hearing
petition for administration.
Estate Of Sara Roth, hearing for pro
bate of will
Estate of John Trevarrow hearing
petition for probate of will
Estate of Robert Brown hearing
petition for probate of will
Guardianship of Max Brickman,
hearing petition for citation,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
THE COMING SHOE

For spring and summer wear is the
"OXford 1t is not possible to have
cool feet in the same shoes that do ser
vice in winter.
Shoe buyers who want cool feet
should examine our line We have
them for men women and children at
very low prices.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
Joe Mauger Wideawake.

Step into his well stocked jewelry
store and see what J. ]. Mauger is to
be credited with in the way of enter
prise. Those elegant new wall cases,
18x10 feet, together with other minor
improvements aid materially in display
ing goods TO better advantage and as a
naturai consequence render the store
still more inviting. Good for you, Joe.
Here's our pat on the back.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
Miss Norman Takes the Veil.

At the convent OF St. Francis Assist,
st. Francis, this state, on the feast of
of Pentecost, the 26th inst, twenty
young ladies received the veil, and
were clothed in the habit of the Fran
ciscan Sisters. Among them was Miss
jeanette Norman of this city.
The ceremonies accompanying the
solemn entrance of these young ladies'
into religion and the more perfect SER
vice of God were most impressive.
An exception was made in the com
munity this year in receiving two deaf
mute postulants as the rule of religious
orders excludes those deprived of any
of their sense faculties. BY special
dispensation permission WAS obtained
TO receive two of Gods silent children
on probation who have proved entirely
worthy of the privilege extended them.
1t is worthy of note that these two
young ladies' are the only deaf-mute
Sisters in the United States. Both
Sisters were educated at the st. John s
Institute for deaf mutes, conducted by
the Franciscan Sisters, where they will
probably devote their lives to the
furthering of the noble work among
the deaf
Miss Norman will hereafter be known
as Sister Mary Carissima.
Those attending the ceremonies from
this city were Sister Carissima $ par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Norman, and
brother Leo and her grandmother, Mrs.
Catherine Kemmerling.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
Dray, Baggage e Express
COMPANY.

Having purchased what was formerly
the Robt. James dray and express line
and coal business, we desire that the
public know we are fully prepared to
accommodate promptly anyone wanting
service in our line.
Baggage handled carefully. All calls
promptly attended to. We are also
equipped for heavy hauling.
Hard, soft and blacksmith coal on
hand at all times. Orders filed on
short notice. N. H. LINDEN,
23tf J. P. KIEFFER, JR.
The Mineral PIT Dray & Coal Co.
Office Phone IS, under Hotel Royal
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30

The F. F. 20 club gave leap year
party in the Parish Hall on Friday eve
ming last. At about seven-thirty a pic
mic supper was served to the club mem
bers and their escorts at which all were
plentifully supplied with good leafs. "
The remainder Of the evening was
spent in dancing, the leap year idea
being carried on throughout the entire
evening.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30

Commencing Sunday, June End, the
Mineral Point & Northern r. r. will
put into effect the following one-train
schedule
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
For Sale.

Two small dwellings on one lot. Will
sell both together or separate. Has
two cisterns and good we'll Will be
sold cheap if sold soon.
j. B. REYNOLDS.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
Age and the Grave.

James Kennedy, aged $50 years, died
at the home of his daughter, Mrs. John
Finklemeyer, a few miles northeast Of
this city, Saturday morning, the 18th,
and was buried Monday in st. Paul s
cemetery, this city, Rev. l. p. O'Reilly
conducting the services.
Three daughters survive Mrs. John
Finklemeyer, Mrs. John Schill, Mrs.
John Sullivan and one son, John
Kennedy.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
SITS for S2.15.

The Mineral Point Tribune and the
Good Housekeeping Magazine for 81. Is.
Both publications should be in every
household. This Magazine is specially
meritorious, containing interesting and
elavating matter suitable for every
member of the home.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30

Prescription for eczema and absolutely
guarantee that it win take away the
tteh the Instant YOU apply it.
.If YOU are suffering from any form OF
skin trouble we would like TO have YOU
come 20 our store, for we have had the
aEgrcy OF this remedy for so many
years that we can tell you all about
DID, Prescription and how q cures
ccaema Tn fact. we are so sure of what
ODD VIII do for you that we will be
glad 90 let you have 81 bottle on our
guarantee that jt viii cost you nothing
unless YOU hud that 70 does the work.
For that matter a trial bottle for Csc
ought 90 ho enough To- absolutely prove
the merits OF tho remedy.
Drup Into our store anyway ana we
VIII tell you all about this great remedy
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
FOR SALE

Two houses on one lot Two cisterns
and a good well Will sell altogether
or separate at very low price.
A new four-room cottage and / acre
land. Can be purchased for ST $50 if
taken soon
Two houses on Brewery street and
one large, nine-roomed dwelling near
zinc works. win be sold cheap
James Tamblyn offers an undivided
one-half interest of all of the property
formerly owned by Isaac Tambyn
WIN be sold at bargain all together
or each piece separate.
large, ten-roomed dwelling, near
residence of j. z Harris. Arranged
for two tenants. Is offered for low
price Also a small business place on
High street
Parties wanting 20 buy. sell or rent city or
surrounding country property please call ON
!. B. REYNOLDS.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
J. B. REYNOLDS
Real Estate Agency

Property will be listed and advertised for
sale free III charge in this column unless sale
is made " sale is made only the usual com
mission viii be charged
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
Who Owns the Library ?

You do. 1t is for you and your fam
lily, syour friends and your neighbors.
Every taxpayer is helping to support it
and is entitled to its advantages when
you pay for ticket to a lecture or play
do not fail to attend aud get the value
Of your money do you How about
your money invested in the lbrary2
RECENT NEW BOOKS.
Horsemeu of the plains Altsheler
Childreu's books
Frank Brown sea apprentice +. r.
Bullen
Netzu. the little japanese boy Helen
Campbell
Jack in the Rockies George Bird
Grinnell
The Merryweathers l., z. Richards,
Kristy's surprise party O, 7. Miller.
Page story book Thomas N. Page
Longshore boys W. O. Standard.
In Gives command Herbert Straug.
Patty at home Carolyn Wells.
In the reign Of Queen Dick Caroline
Wells.
Bold Robin and his forest ranges Car
oline Brown
Aladdin Lang
Snow queen Lang
Book of plays for little actors-E. L..
Johnson.
Heroes every child should know H. w,
Mabie.
NEW BOOKS IN RENT COLLECTION.
Polly of the hospital staff Emma C..
Dowd
Through the posgern gate Florence L.
Barclay
The man who was good Leonard
Merrick
III we purify our blood, keep our
bowels regular we are most certain 70
keep off dangerous spring diseases. I
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea is the
leading blood purifier and bowel regu-
lator. cleanses the system Of all impur
tiles. 35c.. Tea or Tabs. &C. l.. lvey.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
Seed Corn and lnslage.

Red Cob lnslage and Long Fellow
Flint seed corn for sale lnslage for
filling sios and the flint Tor replanting
JNo, C. MARTIN & Co.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
House for Rent.

Five rooms with summer kitchen,
Closely located to business center. En-
quire of N. TreweeE
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1912-05-30
- AND -
MARTIN

This store is the home Of Hart, Schaf-
finer & Marx Clothes and Shoes for
men who care
The evening world., 1912-07-13
VESSEL WRECKED
ONROMER SHOALS;
CREW IS RESCUED
Schooner, All Sails Set, Lost
Sailors Picked Up by Out
bound Tug.

A large three-masted schooner ran
aground off Romer Shoals during the
heavy fog early to-day and sank almost
Immediately. The six members OF her
crew were rescued from a small boat
by q passing outgoing tug. The schoon-
er's name Is unknown.
The schooner. a vessel OF 400 tons.
was lacking in against the wind. She
was carrying full canvas and was maxi
ing good time when her keel touched
bottom. The outline OF the sailing ship
was barely discernible from Sandy
Hook. as the fog was Just beginning t.
lift. The schooner's captain made a
frantic effort to put about and slip OF,
the shoals. but his craft had grounded
solidly.
Five minutes later II was evident sh,
had received serious injuries, for sh,
began to dip at the bow. The crew
Immediately went over the side in Z
small boat Ten minutes later ther,
was nothing showing above the water
but the schooner's poop deck.
An ocean-going tug, bound cut, wit
messed the schooner's mishap an,
turned toward her. She had no diff
Guilty In picking up the crew. Afte
making her rescue the tug continued
on her way without making a report.
The evening world., 1912-07-13

had the sign Temple Bar gilded on the
doors OF the little house in Temple
street. 1t may have been way back
In the days when ''ye ungodly Dutch"
according to the ancient records. sailed
into the harbor of the good Congrega-
tlonal settlement and polluted its good
Congregational morals with their rum.
But then came Mrs. Morlarty and the
beginning of the Mory's tradition. she
liked Yale students. She did not care
for the business Of the people OF the
town. She fed her young patrons eggs
on toast. whether scrambled or poached.
Welsh rabbits ana golden bucks and
sardines. She served them ale in little
brown Toby pitchers, from which the
amber stun was poured into slender.
thin glasses.
Persons of authority In college life
because they were seniors. ana notwitn-
standing the fact that they were Out
twenty or twenty-five years old-told
Mrs. Moriarty that she should exclude
freshmen az trivial pests. She did. 1t
was suggested to her that the big round
table in the middle of her front room
was a At place for members OF the
Senior class and for them only. She ap-
proved.
All afternoon and all night until MD
night Mrs. Morlarty. with shawl about
her shoulders In winter and her ample
throat generously barred to the cooling
breezes In summer. sat In the corner OF
| the tap room, where she could watch
nearly every table In the house. see
that service was prompt and the con.
| duct OF her guests decorous. She knit
ted continuously. Did one laugh toe
| loudly or raise his voice too high In the
| telling of a tale not At for the proprie-
ties, she raped on the side OF the door
with her knitting needles. And there
was no more unseemly conduct-unti
| the next time.
THEN EDDIE OAKLEY BECAME
HOST OF TEMPLE BAR.
| Mrs. Moriarty was gathered to hei
fathers. Eddie Oakley, the Quietest
most tactful and quickest moving o.
her helpers, became the host Of Tempt,
Bar. to which the name ''Mory's" ciung
Eddie was human marvel. Did
careless youths tongue become sud
denly Embossed so that he babbed 70,
an hour or more OF inconsequent moth
ings, while his friends jeered and a
last left him. Eddie would stand behlnt
his chair with a non-commltal smile un
til the patient became slumbrous ant
The evening world., 1912-07-13
OAKLEY'S RECIPE FOR
MORY'S WELSH RABBIT.

Take as much cheese as you want
for your rabbit and either CRATE 1t.
slice 1t or break It, whichever Is
easiest: but don't let any grocer tell
you that a sharp cheese IL best for
rabbit Maybe somebody told him
that. but he doesn't know. I like
fresh cheese. Put II In a saucepan
or anything else that's clean and
pour in about two tablespoons OF
beer to keep II from burning on the
bottom. Let II melt very slowly and
put in a few drops more beer. but
about half as much as you think
IL necessary until II 10 like cream.
Meanwhile make toast a quarter
OF an inch thick, with the crust
pared of. Drop a piece Of toast on
q hot plate. pour enough rabbit over
II to cover II; put another on top.
Just like a sandwich. and be sure
to have a waiter who can run all the
way from the kitchen 10 the table.
Mustard? Pepper? salt7 Why no.
mr. At least my customers never
complain about not having them.
Paprika7 Cayenne? Worcester
shire saucer This IL Connecticut;
this 10 not Borneo. sir.
The evening world., 1912-07-13
BAILEY BLAMES
DEMOCRATS FOR
NATIONS UNREST
Senator, Who Is to Retire, Says
His Party Men Exaggerate
Existing Evils. ,

WASHINGTON, July Is. - Senator
Bailey Of Texas In a farewell address to
a score OF his colleagues at q private
dinner last night predicted that II con-
dit!ons in tho United States continued
to change as much in the next thirty
years as they had In the last thirty
the country would face a condition par
ailel to that OF the French Revolution.
The full text Of what Mr.. Bailey said
did not become known until later. He
charged that members OF Congress by
their own cowardice were responsible
for condition OF unrest which prevails.
lie virtually charged the Democratic
party with exaggerating the Importance
OF existing evils.
This republic is near a crisis which
Is greater than the wisest men think.
said Senator Bailey. II do not forget
that the French Revolution came while
the Governors were at the theatre and
that they arose from their banquet
tables to come face to face with vio-
lence and bloodshed in the streets OF
Paris.
II do not say the United States Is
facing such n state Of AFFAIRS. but I do
maintain that II within the next thirty
years the country should continue to
change as 1t has in the last thirty wa
will ind ourselves face to face with
such a condition at the end Of thai
time.
You Senators and Representatives
continued Mr.. Bailey, can prevent this
great crisis. and you will do 50 II you
have the courage to 30 out and ten the
public the truth. Every evil which ex'
lists in the country to-day can be cor.
rected without danger to the principlei
, and policies upon which this Republic
was founded and II should be done.
THE impotence of the minority. o.
which / myself have been a member
| has been largely responsible for tn,
state Of mind OF the people of thu
/ United states to-day, for they have
grossly exaggerated the evils Of TIT
country"
The evening world., 1912-07-13
TO MIX A "JUDGE HANFORD"
USE ONION, SAYS WITNESS.
Bartenders Knew the Recipe, He
Asserts in Inquiry Into the :,
Federal Judges Habits. ..ssi

SEATTLE. July 13-Mors witnesseI
testified yesterday before the House Ju.
dietary Subcommittee, which 10 inves.
tigating the record Of Federal District
Judge Cornelius II. Hanford.
One said he had won . wager that IN
any one OF nine saloons the bartenders.
II asked for Judge Hanford Martini
would substitute an onion for the Gus
tomary olive.
After q witness had testified that
Judge Hsnford was an intense pa
trlot." the committee placed IN the
record q copy OF . letter written by
Judge Hanford on Oct co. 1895. to an At.
torney Of Mt. Vernon. WASH. who had
recommended that the Judge appoint .
certain man to once. The letter says In
part:
II will not regard Mr.. Wspplsr (ths
candidate recommended) a. . suitable
person unless / am assured that he 10
not supporter Of the Chicago pattern
or Of the candidates for once who sub.
scribed to its declarations"
The evening world., 1912-07-13
WILL DETERMINE SAFETY
OF WOODEN TRAITOR CARS.
Public Service Commission WIN
Hear Complaints Against Long
Island Railroad.

The Public Service Commission to-day
served upon the Long Island Railroad
Company an order for hearing on July
=. 1919. to determine whether wooden
trailer cars now operated by the road
are unsafe and whether the company
should be required to retire these cars
from operation. Commissioner George
v. y. williams will conduct the hearing.
The matter was brought to the atten-
tlon Of the Commissioner by members
OF the Atlantic Avenue Business Mems
Taxpayers Association OF East New
York and others.
Il 10 suggested that the road be made
10 retire the wooden trailers as fast a.
possible and substitute steel cars. I,
was stated this would cost 81. $4,000
The evening world., 1912-07-13
WALL STREET.

The stock market to-day was again
unsettled. Liquidation continued in a
number OF securities. The result was
that the list pursued an irregular
downward course at the outset. The
selling pressure was heaviest against
St. Paul. Union and Northern Pacific
and Steel a great deal Of interest
was attached to st. Paul. which broke
through par for the hrst time. Much
OF st. Paurs weakness was reflected
IN Northern Pacific. which sold of
briskly on poor crop receipts.
Trading improved perceptibly in
the hnal hour. The initial pressure
was withdrawn and the list recorded
advances that finally gave the market
. somewhat higher appearance at clos.
ing time.
The evening world., 1912-07-13
HERE'S CHANCE FOR A COOK.
Hotel Man VIII Give Her Private
Bath s.a Auto Rides,

UNIoNrowN. Pa. July n-Georgs
T. Tetlow. . wealthy hotel proprietor.
wants . first cass cook for his summer
homo In the mountains back Of this
place. but ne finds they come high. In
fact. he has had 80 much trouble hs
makes the following special inducements
in an advertisement printed 10 . local
Newspaper:
"wanted-woman cook for mountain
homo. Good wages; room with private
bath: private dining room. No laun-
dry work nor milking to do; use Of back
porch and hak acre Of lawn. Lots OF
flowers to look At; OF one afternoon
each week. Seventeen mile auto ride
once . week."
At last accounts he hadn't found her
at that