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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-11-22
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MISUNDERSTANDING M6roer perbaitet.
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3u Columbus bingerIdjtet.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-11-22

MuslQn0.Seltgrapb
Die UafenaiQIlanOs : Beoln'
0ungen,
Die pon oem 2safRanfaaten
gefteM wnroen,
BON Der Earfei als unanuebnl.
bar auriidsemieien.
81
Der aampf ,piro iofort nieber auT
Der sanoen 2inie entbrennen.
Eeitere 8eridte iiber bic Grsusltbatsn
per Serben.
>1
10000 siirten finb aus Wton1lnl
entfommen.
- 49,
Gin gefedt spifden einem tiiriAdgl
Ereuaer unb bulsartIhsn EaiIOs
nenbooten.
gtumdniens ssoroerungeH BET Der po'
litifhsn Reueintbeilung Der Sas=
tanbolHiniel.
Wsebr als 100 MenidsnlebeH bat oe'
Srtan auf Samaica ssforoert.
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3pei frana0iiIte 4pIatlssr perun
eliidt.
Die aranibeit pes ruiliidsH Apron
folsers,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-11-22
NE sedIenbure's s}erfai'
iung5 moth.

Ser Iangiuierige aanrpf nm Die
medlenbrgiid)e gerfaiinng lit iuie-
berum in elm nelles Staoillm getreten.
9ie @robbersoee BON Wtedlenbnrg-
Sd,nerin unb Dtedlenburg-S -Streiis
babcn lpieDernm perlonlid) 5li Der fir
lire Sdnoer bodluid,tigen 6rage Stel-
lung genoHnten.
0sahben. rpie Hiralih oemeloet, SIC
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
More Like Him,

70 asst ME bout Mis- Johnsing an
her hnsban' las, week, Miss LOU. said
Matilda, looking up from her ironing,
'sAh seen Mis- Johnsing on de street
las night an she says dey gone TO
boa'din' Her hushan been out %
wo'k fossde las six monts an dey
|cayn' ford to keep house no mo-,
All t'ink it mighty foolish cos dey's
sto'in dere furniture an 1t cos'es dem
fifty cents mont to keepit in de sto'
house, an Sef dey dom pay it ebe'y
mont de money keep a-growin' an
a-growin' an a-bur-owin'' into dere bank
count, jes' like a eatin' cancer. All
toll Mis- Johnsing dat an All say wy
don she put her husban, to wo'k He
right able body man. Hitch de reins
to de mule, All say, an don yo'
Wo'k 20 finger nails to de quick TO
dat niggah. But she say he can fin
no wo'k he like. dough he out all day
an. somet.m's till II o'clock at night
a-lookin's All reckon he don like nc
we'k he can fin. dat's w'ot's de mat
tah."
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Esther Mas Alarmed.

Esther, q fye-year old daughter Of
North, side parents. heard much about
the dangers OF diphtheria, and was
eager to observe every preeaution to
keep from coming into contact with
It. that she and her two brothers
might not catch 1t"
One day she insisted on going to
the grocery on the corner to spend
her penny. and was warned by her
kmother not to stop and play with any
children she might meet on the way
After having been gone oniy4a few
minutes. she rushed into the house
much excited, enchanting as she en-.
tered
Mamma. you must keep 'ose boys
away from Mr.. AS house. cause they
have diphtheria and have a sign
up.
Her mother said: '1s that so? What
does the sign say?s
III. says for ssa-less said Esthef
Indianapolis News 3.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08

or THE, AGE OF CHlvALRY
Fat Victim Of, Cupid Bashfully Ae-
knowIedges Real Reason for His
Act Of Heroism.

3. E II
The smallest boy had broken
through the Ice and the fat boy was
crawling to his rescue.
Come back, Fatty the other boys
shrieked You'll bust it all in. an
sden youse,H both be drowned r.
But the fat boy, fat on his stom.
ach and spread out to his widest ex:
tent. ignored these warning cries and
steadily crept toward the black hole
and Tommy's clinging fingers.
Once the ice made a cracking sound
and the watchers yelled with dismay,
But the fat boy did not halt. Nearer
and nearer he came, and finally his
out-stretched hands caught those cling,
ing fingers and drew the small boy, lit
tie by little, onto the firmer ice and
so to safety. .
what did youse do It fer, Fatty r
one Of the boys tearfu1ly remonstrat.
ed.
law" replied the hero. Il knew
what / lost in weight I made up In
Wilderness, seer
4 Then his face softened.
b Besides" he bashfully said. TIN
sweet on Tommy's sister!"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
lust a lILTTLE 100 laAsTY
Mr.. Newlywesa Resented What IL Con
sideredt Ifnpertinenee. but the
Joke Was on Him.


They were on their wedding tour,
and imagined that every ciyility Civ
en- them related to their new condition
Of servitutfe.
Having stopped at a way station, the
bridegroom was approached by the
station agent. who askedt Z
Are you going TO take the next
train 2. - s
It's none of your business" re.
torted the bridegroom, Indignantly. as
he guided the bride up the platform
where they condoled with each other
oyerlthe inpertinence OF some Of the
natives.
! Onward came the train. It's vapor
curling from afar 1T was the last to
tLeir destination that day--an express
Nearer and nearer II came at full
speed; then in moment It Whizzed
past and was gone.
why in thunder didn't that train
stop!" yelled the bridegroom.
Cos you said ftwarn't none of my
bizness has to signal if that trains
to stop
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
EEEunAR lffB EFFECTS
Of GRIP THIS YEAR.


Doctors IN AM parts Of the country
have been Kept busy with the epidemic
Vol grip which has visited so many
homes. The symptoms Of grip this
year are very distressing alid< leave
the system IN q run down condition,
particularly the kidneys which seem
70 suffer most, as every victim COM
plains Of lame back and urinary trDu-
hiea which should not be neglected, as,
these danger signals often lead to
more serious sickness, such az dread
cd Bright,s Disease. Local druggists
report q large sale ON DR.. KfIHer's
Swamp Root which so many people
ray soon heals and strengthens the
Kidneys after an attack OF grip.
Swamp Root is great Kidney, liver
and bladder remedy, and, being an
herbal compound, has gentle healing
eject on the kidneys, which is almost
Immediately noticed by those who try
It. Or, Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N.
y, offer to send q sample bottle of,
ewamp-Ro free BY mail. to. every
sufferer who requests it. Al trial will
convince any one who may be in need
OF It. Regular size bottles so cts. and
800. For sale at all druggists. Be
sure to mention this paper.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
] Ia FoELETTE GOES VILE.
Senator's Reflections On American
Press At Publishers Dinner
Denounced.

q ~ +.
Philadelphia No more dramatic.
incident has ever occurred at form
al Philadelphia dinner than the tragic
speech OF United States Senator Rob
ert M. La Toilette. which reached its
sad anti-climax early Saturday morn
ing
After he had delivered his rambling
philippic Of 2 hours and 10 minutes
against all the newspapers of America
and most of the magazines, at the
dinner Of the Periodical Publishers
Association OF America, in the Bellea
vue-S tratford, he sank into his chair
beside Toastmaster Don C. Seitz,
business manager of the New York
World. When Mr.. Seitz blisteringly
described the La Toilette utterances
as wicked, foolish and untruthful'
the Senator's head dropped into his
hands.
He talked disconnectedly with sew
eral friends when the long dinner
came to an end, a quarter Of an hour
later, and then went to the suite oc-
cupied jointly by himself and his
private secretary, re Hannah
He refused to 60 to bed and sat on
sofa moodily silent. After a time
he complained, according to hotel at
PENDANTS, Of Illness, and then was at
tackled by violent nausea. Mr.. Hannah
and friends did what they could to
relieve HIS sufferings. He appeared
- L.
Indifferent to his surroundings. s {
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
chlld,s Reasoning.

Il can't tell you anything about my
grandpa. said solemn little Eustace.
questioned by happier comrade as to
his more recent ancestor, L. because /
never had any All my grandparents
died before ! was born III
..Rut you had grandparents inst the
same. dear" interpolated listening
adult. The fact that they died before
You were born doesn't alter the fact
that they were your grandparents. :
But If our father and mothers had
died beforet We were born they
wouldn't have been our, fathers and
mothers, would they9'. the wondering
child questioned 50 don't see how
what you say can Be true. ~
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
3 Mrs. BROWN Where did Mrs. Close
wad ofor her new suit7.
4 Mrs. Jones' Through her husbands
pockets.
Both Wrong.

a ludicrous story is told Of an Ed,
Inburg bailie. whose studies in natu.
raj history seems to have been limit
ed. The following case came before
him one day:
"A man who kept a ferret having to
90 into the country. left the cage with
the ferret in charge Of neighbor till
he should return. The neighbor In
cautiously opened the cage door. and
the ferret escaped. The owner was
very angry, and brought claim
against him for damages.
The following was the decision Of
the learned bailie: Mae doot.n he
said to the nefghbor;: nae doot We
was wrang to open the cage door
but" he added, turning to the owner
we was wrang too. What for did We
no clip the brute's wings?" e
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Ia E8[LEIEE
PHYSICAL wreck
TACTlEss SPEECH KISSED
Kissed and Hoofsd FOR DenounelAs,
American Press n Ramb-
ling speech Before
Ppbilshers.


Washington. Senator Robert N. La
Toilette, candidate for the Presidency.
has broken down and win have to
take acomplete rest for weeks if not
for months.
The Senator has eancelied his
speaking engagements. Tor the next
two weeks.
4 The Senator arrived In Washington
Saturday from Philadelphia. He went
to Providence Hospital, where his
daughter. Mary La Toilette, was oper@
ated upon during the day for throat
trouble
The hospital authorities would not
say whether the Senator was there
or not At his home the same secrecy
was noticeable.
For some time Mr.. La Fo1lette's
friends have seen that he was on the
verge of a collapse and urged him to
quit work until he could regain his
health, strength and nerves. But Mr.
La Toilette insisted in going on:
The first intimation the public had
of Mr.. La Follettess serious condition
was Friday night at Philadelphia,
where he spoke to the publishers, de-
nounced the newspapers.N and was hiss
ed and hooted down. The speech
that Mr.. La Toilette was to have de-
slivered at Philadelphia was carefully
prepared and rehearsed here; it re-.
quired 37minutes to deliver it Mr.. La
Toilette was in such condition
physically and mentally when he
arose to speak at Philadelphia it took
him two hours to complete his speech.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Got Back al Critic.

Il was walking up Sixth avenue in
New York." says Capt. F. ]. Archi-
bald. accompanied by James Nielsen
OF Sweden, who was over here on q
visit. There is big Swedish employ
ment agency up there about Fortieth
street, and the sign Is spelled in Swed-
ish fashion:
Heipj wanted.
Il asked Nielsen what in the world
that extra r was doing at the end OF
the word, especially as. even in SWeds
ish. It Is not pronounced.
Il oh. it is just there. / suppose.
said Nielsen.
But now that you don't pronounce
the letter why don't you people drop
II altogether? It looks SO silly to nave
a letter there you don't pronounce.
Well said Nielsen. i suppose we
keep 1t there for the same reason
you hang on to the "p" In pneu-
,moniaL New York Herald.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Mexican Bandits Raid J Mine.

Tucspn ATix. Information that
Mexican bandits entered the once Of
Sarah Plta Nine ID the Affair district
Of Sonora last Monday night ana after
binding and gsesing four men. sscaps
"a with sold bullion valued 81. &1z zoe,
vas brought here by Fred Moore.
owner 81 the mine James Campbell
con * the mine manager. sss com
Dellsd to open me vault, sitter which
an 81 the prisoners we're knsckea
soneeless The bandits started Is
ward the American line.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
NURSE TELLS OF SKIN CURES

I II have seen the Cuticura Remedies
used with best results during the past
twenty years. In my work as a nurse.
many skin disease cases came under
my observation, and in every Instance,
i always recommended the Cuticura
Remedies as they always gave entire
satisfaction. One case In particular
was that Of lady friend of mine who.
when child, was aff1icted with ec-
zema which covered her face and
hands entirely, breaking out at inter-
walls with seyerer torture. She could
not go to school as the Disagreement
looked terrible. told her to get at
once a set Of the Cuticura Remedies.
After the use Of only one set she was
perfectly we'll
"A grown lady friend was afflicted
+ with salt rheum In one Of her thumbs
and she was cured blythe Cuticura
Remedies. Still another lady had dry
salt rheum IN both palms Of her hands
every fall of the year. They used to
be SO painful she could scarcely wet
her hands until she began to use the
Cuticnra Remedies which cured her.
have also seen them cure children
Of ringworr The chiidren's faces
! would be all circles and rings around
the cheeks, and the neck, and after
treatment with Cutieura Soap and
Ointment. they were completely cured.
MY husband had rheumatism on his
arm and used the Cuttcura Ointment.
1t made his arm as timber ana nice,
whereas It was quite stiff before I
began to apply the Ointment.
Last May had an ingrowing toe
nail which was very painful. as the
side of the nail was edgfng right down
in the side of my toe. i cut the nail
out Of the cavity 1t made, and of
course applied the Cuticura Ointment
! to the part affected 1t soothed 1t and
In Tess than ten nights 1t was all
healed through constant use Of the
Ointment. Ten days ago, had my
left hand aud wrist burned with boil
T Ing lard, and Cuticura Ointment has
completely cured them have just
recommended the Cuticura Remedies
i to another friend. and she Is recover
ing nicely. win gladly furnish the
names of the people referred to above
| II anybody doubts what / say
| (Signed) Mrs. Margaret Henderson, IT
| Highland Ave, Maiden, Mass, Oct. 1,
1910. Although Cuticura Soap and
Ointment are sold by druggists and
dealers everywhere. a sample Of each.
with 32-page book. viii be mailed free
on application to 4cuticura,r Dept 4.
Boston.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Brewers Rule

z It was common knowledge that at
twelve o'clock noon the wealthy brew
er called In all the poor men IN the
ghborhood who warmed themselves
over store and factory gratings and
made them small presents Of food.
clothing or money. The brewery graf
ings alone possessed no occupants.
We don't dare stand there on 40.
count Of the fumes, said one unfortu-
nate who had been requested to Va
cate the trunkmaker's grating. ':Iis
won't give to anybody who smells
berry. :,
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Ready for Anything.

popular neighbor had just passed
TO the great beyond ii rural Penn
sylvania commuoity and the under
taker stoed at the door of the holhe
when he heard the following remarks
by the minister +.
Mine bredren und sisters, Joe
Thomas be iss dead Maybe Joe Thorn.
as he go to heaven up i no know. nnd
maybe Joe Thomas he 60 to he'll
down no know. but mine bredren
Ind sisters. We musO be brebared to
meet him.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
seward Of Merit.

p go on, sab. Go on and blow 70
hawn bout who 70 is and what 20
done!" impatiently said old Brother
Bogus. But femme specify dat I'se de
on'y extinglished citizen O dis town
dat de president o, de railroad-dis
yuh road, right yuh!-paid any ten.
ton to when he went th'oo in his spe-
cial kyah last week. Yassah! | WIZ
yuh when de train passed right on
dis spot !-5and dat ar po.tfy white
man gimme fine see-gyah; flung it
to me out'n de window o. de kyah,
and t wuz lit, tool Puck.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
TIE CARELESS GROCER
Blundered, and Great Good Came Of II,

Al careless grocer left the wrong
package at q Michigan home one day
and thereby brought a great blessing
to the household.
Two years ago was sufferer from
stomach troubles, so acute that the
effort to digest Ordinary food gave me
great pain, and brought on condition
OF such extreme nervousness that
could not be left alone. thought
should certainly become insane. / was
SO reduced ii hash that / was little bet
ter than d living skeleton. The doc
tors failed to give me relief and de-
SPARED OF recovery.
One day our grocerymAn left a
package Of Grape-N Nuts food BY mis-
take. SO tried some for dinner. was
surprised to ind that It satisfied my
appetite and gave me no distress what
ever. The next meal ! ate Of 1t again,
and to be brief, have lived for the
past year almost exclusively On Grape
Nuts. at has proved to be most
healthful and appetizing food, per-
tectly adapted 70 the requirements Of
my system.
Grape Nuts IS not only easily di-
gssted and IAssimilat but I and that
since have been using II I am able
To eat anything else my appetite ian
cIes, without trouble from indiges-
ton The stomach troubie and ner--
Sousness have left me. / have regain
ed my nliu1nneaa and my Views ~
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Hobby o. Wealthy EnqIlshman.

- IIOUUy UIN VNaIlFIy LFIgilS7HItdf1s
y The earl Of Mount Edgcumbe, who
will be entertaining many parties at
Mount Ed gcumbe during the next few
months, would have been able to make
a living as an architect il be had been;
born in less exalted sphere. He de-
votes some Of his spare mofnents
evolving fascinating toy palaces, each
a study of its kind, perfect In every
detail One he had lighted with Selec-
tricity. These Aladdin palaces are
sometimes passed on to lucky chill
dren of his acquaintance. london
Sketch. s555i7sssA I.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08

b conpsetlsst Nomzn.s Awi6I s,sns.>
AIn6

q llfs. Selma doneS. 30 Main n An
fonia, Conn, rtys; n ba11l 70 ni6t I'D
ney fFoqbD about 1893 Al IND tion
of the bladder set N. J. ktd cut .1ir11s
einR BAG pain through lIt io,.'i aud
eid1s and soon got INTO st6te Of weak
ness, ianguor md general depression. Ny
limbs were 60 core and tender could
hardly bear the pressure Of the bed cloth
ing. ] bloated badly and my ankles swell
ed.I noticed continual ringing IN mo
ears and specks fitted before my eyes, Thn
kidney secretions were unnatural and very
irregular At times / fairly screamed With
pain. became so weak and sick, that I
3was put to bed and stayed there three
months under doctors treatments. l grew
worse constantly, and my sfamilg was en-
tirely discouraged. Beginning. with Deans
Kidney Pills, / was surprised at their efS
feet. In less than a week, kidney weak
appeared. In three weeksf was up and
soon resumed my homework, think the
use Of Doaps Kidney Pills saved my life. \
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
srussED TOE; LOSES LEG.
Confederate "vet' Went Through War
Without a Wound. Ez

New York-After going through the
Civil War as an aid on General Lees
staff without receiving a wound, Col.
Beverly Winfred Wrenns lost his left
leg in New York as the result Of toe
stubbed month ago Blood poison
ing developed, and it was found neces-
sary to amputate the limb just below
the thigh. Despite his advanced
years, the Colonel stood the operation
WE'LL, and it is believed that he will
recover.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
d al, 10 Her ..lob

g Mrs. Colin Cable Do you ever per
NIT your husband to have his own
way?
Mrs Strongmind Oh, yes occasion
ally. He is sure to make fool OF
himself, and that makes him easier to
manage next time
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
THOMAS I. GRADY DEAD.
Was Known, AS Tammany's asiiyer
Tonoued Orator"

a New York. State Senator Thomas
F. Grady, widely known in Democratic
councils in State and nation and
Familiarity called The silver-tongued
orator of Tammany Hall, died at his
home here. The Senator, for many
years the Democratic leader in the
State Senate. had been i'll for several
weeks and recently underwent an
operation at q sanatorium.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting- Feels
Fine-Aet Quickly. Try II for Red, Weak.
Watery Eyes and sGranulated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package. Murine is
compounded by our Oculists- mot q aPatent Med
lcinep-- but used In successful Physicians Prac-
tiee for many years. Now dedicated TO the Pub
lie I'd sold BY Druggists ab 25c md Soc per Bottle.
Murine Bye SalVe In Aseptic Tubes sc and Soc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
He OUGHT 70 GET IL.

ION what grounds do you seek q di-
yorce from your wife?" asked the law
yer. # "a
Simply because of pun, : replied
the long suffering husband. .You see,
she's a sculptress, and it"sgets on my
nerves to hear her remark twenty
times day, WIN you love me when !
mold 2 z
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08

| 4s@.J Z u 81 + i Is
sCaradoc Roberts on whom Oxford
recently conferred the degree Of doc
tor Of music for an oratorio. worked at
carpenters bench only q few years
ago
New Zealand has $4,000, 900 sheep.
The enormous growth Of the sheep in
dnstry there is due to the equabls
climate and the fine soil for all kinds
of grass
The United States spends every
year sl1, SOC, 900 for education in art
alone.
An Italian university professor
claims to have found Tadium In or
binary dew.
Professor MCGEE, noted scientist,
figures ffom the present rate Of iii.
crease that ID 200 years from now
our population viii be oyer billion
and the total population Of the world
Will be twenty billion
The Sudan railway extension from
Khartum Is now thrpugh Ell Obeld, the
cApitaI Of Kord tan The formal open.
ing ceremony VIII take place Ia Feb.
r.iary. but the line vas open for traflic
from January
"A railway from the CITY Of Mexico
I to the summit Of Pcpoeakep II. 500
ltteef above sea level Il planned BY
Dr.. s. Pearson and associates Not
only thai. but : trolley Inc from khg
capital 10 Puebil VII Be CONSTITUTED
which VIII b. able % carry bSsses
two and one half hru
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08

rHeighol sighed Mrs. stoutIy You
used to sit With your arm around ny
waist John. but yOu never a. Il my
q sorry. dear, replied HtoptiF,
hut there are some things that ais
beyond my reach. zarb ~ Weet.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
Deep-sea Version,

Tommy Cod What is it they cali a
pessimist, pa?
Pa 2Cod-A pessimist, my son, Is a
fish who thinks there is hook in ey-
cry worm! Puck
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1912-02-08
His economy.

what is your idea Of economy 2"
asked one statesman.
Making everybody except my con-
stisuents get along with as little
money as possible, replied the other
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& DR.. Perce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause Of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you,
cure the disease. Easy to take.
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There are two imperial universities
in Japan. but women are admitted to
neither.
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Alter : Fashion.

Church Member Does yodr father
always practice what heypreaehes?
Minister'S Son Yessum; before "a
mirror Cornell Widow.