The Greeley tribune., 1912-05-30

Entered a. second-class matter.
the postomce at Greeley CoaSISoo' W
der the Act Of March ). 1879.
lMl@R COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION
Yes, it's pretty safe now I
change 'em.
Don't forget that now is the tim
to wage war ON the flies.
We navn't noticed any Of those 8
cents suffragette hats In Greele
yet. ,.
The people OF Ault have tn
right idea. The whole town wen
fishing the otlser day.
Moonlight nights during com
mencement week ought to make the
marriage business boom for . while.
The race between Teddy and Taft
now is q good deal like having the
visiting team tie .Ae score In the
ninth.
Well, everybody isn't busted. A
Weld county ranch was sold f0S
$75,OOO yesterday and We bought .
new neCkt1e.
1t is safe to take thirst with you
to the cemetery tomorrow, but don't
take fancy one. as ice water will
the only thing on tap.
The real reason why the west did |
not stampede for Woodrow Wilson !
has been discovered. He has two
dress suits, and no dog.
A. Greeley bride was presented
an 80 acre farm by her uncIe. II
we had any uncles like thst-weu,
something might happeA.
Now that J. Max Clark has solved
:the grass problem, tho deakeBs In
lawn mowers ought to present him
with handsome testinonjAI.
1ust remember tomorrow t1hH
zen never have put yow aut0 ~
better use than giving u ride to tfss ,
bQye OF the C. A. II. and their WiveS.-
Chief Of Police Camp might tAk0r {
OF the presence Of $50 {
artillerymen In Greeley to get even
with all the boOtleggers in the I
county.
The weather may be had, the !
crops poor, times hard and bOdls
reside upon our necks, but the swooe
uAaa graduate - tho same dea, tAang
whatever happens.
1t is again time to agitate the
safe and sane Fourth Of July. The
attention OF Mexico should he called
in time to prevent any reckless DIS
charge Of firearms.
Philip b. Stewart Of Colorado
Springs has come out for progrcs-
sive republican candidate for pOver-
nor. Wonder II Eis friend Teedy
didn't give him the tip?
This is the time Of year when tue
doctor recommends . trip to the
coast while you are wondering II
-you can make your last summers
underwear last this season.
Win the vast sea of knowledRo
being loosed 1t tho various cOalcosA
now the country ought to be abse n
staggcr along fairly we'll until after
IL is sgv0A Aext November.
Another petition has made IT. -
!pearance I'M Denver and soon viii
reach Weld county. Theso b naaA-
ing .Nlee.tsyh& out tho initiative a1A
Gxefefesiid3unaafter tOu oAco get ~
Expert xovesnmeu3 stnGisttciAns
1mve AGmed out thA& tho cost a
living increased about ton per conf
last year, but they needn't worry
for most of us don't have to b told
Windsor Is peouA u the fact tha'
every dog In tBwn has paid . y
csnse. YA1payers are requested Il
note this honesty on tho part o
sti1e dogs when making out Thea
sncfei1uleS.
An Evans man tried to max
peace bctween two fighters and va
badly mauled in the operation. W
will gamble that such fellow neve
edited a newspapers for he woul
have known better.
The Denver papers are beGinntH
to row already over the Last elect30
The Times accuses senator Paf1e
son Of ho9ging things, but who
the world will ever believe . char
like that against tie senator?
The French people oversubscrib
a bond issue of 9O5, ,OOO, 900 fan
81 times, or in round figures dug
10 billion francs, about 5 balli'
dollars, from their jeans. 1t loo
as thought one J. Pierpont Morg
had been overlooking . trining b