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The evening world., 1912-04-06
Simple Life Makes You Last

II Judge from that that you were
reared in he country?" I asked.
You bet I was" he replied enthusiast
ticslly. And that's where ] got the
strength that has kept me going SO Ions
as an athlete. -,
why, do you know" he went on, y!
used to have to do a double amount OF
The evening world., 1912-04-06

HE KTDDIEs ARE sHoOrfN0 AAHBLES IN tn srees and that's the
Sure< sign thte ever happened that the good old summertime 10 with H.
So cheer up, Let Is all waltz to TN goo old anthem of Nanhatah-
softly, professor ttE M
East sids VEST ids ali around ne town. r
The hs play rnG-aIossy, london Bridge - farA' down.
Boys aa Ghs togsthss, N ne Mamie 1oxks
All. tut thin was tho happy days. BILL ole pal We. that IL to say. l. don't
the pity because. IL you will lake II from me- here we're few who could
batc me. H
An what's more I hope we'll have a rest from all outside htbuiauons sd
vstahons for . while. An so thrust that Roosevelt viii shut up. that Car
mody Will bouie up that Gam will cork u .. that Brandt will dry u and serve
some moro years or &c. out Of his mans meas 4 tt ~
Oec. bt its great to think how you are gong to nash your glad clothes on
the Avenya non all The swell euys. md Ill BE- there. Bin. to show 'em Nth
stn from IrelanGs greatest county. Msyoi
The evening world., 1912-04-06

ARTERY Boatman Bill Qulgley's
n oat has been stolen. This has
been an annual event for nine
years. What BIZ thinks OF the police
isn't much better than what he thinks
OF the thieves who steal his boat. lie
isn't a bit backward about telling any
body he meets how he feels. When his
scquaintances have all escaped his
clutch on their coat lapels, he button
holes strangers. who stand aghast at
his torrentlal bllly-goat bleat and then
tear themselves away and run as from a
wlldman.
For Blll. he Is "A strong talker'
lie had chained his boat up after
doing some work about the British
tramp Tranby at Pier No. x yesterday
and had gone home to breakfast. lie
returned to iind that thieves had chop
ped out OF a spllo the staple to which he
had chained the boat.
breakfast Is getting too expensive
for me-" Hin says. That's when l el-
ways get robbed. That boat was worth
$50, n you can buy a helluva lot OF
breakfast for u hundred and hfty
bucks"
DEAR WURRA WURRA-What do
YOU think OF Mrs. Or. W!ley's sug-
gestion that husbands should be COM
PEELED to pay their wives "A salary?
In my case the old lady meets mo
Fridays with a iiatiron. and II I'm a
quarter short she slips me the Hat
iron. IL | was only able to split my
salary or even cop out . quarter VI 1t
The evening world., 1912-04-06

= WHERE'S A REAL AMERICAN who combines orsns with ooumeD -
and lives of all places on earth. in Paterson. New Jsarssy. vAsSq04
= mo the following communication: !,
7 propose to aecta apartments In PatsTson to which only iarss fsumwJ
will be admitted. Il
"No dogs will be permitted. 10y
pet poodhes take In place OF babies II
"Inscad Of To Rent No Children allowed ssns. the notices that va ~
placed on my apartments will read. To Rent TO Large Families only ~
dogs allowed" -
SO the line Is at last drawn between children and dogs! Why ehouA 001
he necessity for such a line? why in ne shame Of Mike should L b drawn IN
Paterson when the people In Greater New York. wherein I voss sry an esGn-
lEy and frequently. reaze the difference between children an candnssf nut
there It is-from Paterson tn Sleeps CITY.
Do % know that when leave home in the morning with q cheer on ny
lip and a hope In m heart I get sore when meet a dog tackled ototh h string
Of som big boob sIxfooter who looks m In h eye In n shamcfaced way while
dog doesn't dare look al all?
The dog has arense of his own shame
The evening world., 1912-04-06
Plenty of Action To-Day
on SchOOLbOH Diamonds

practice. but Ids team Is dn good con-
dition to play Curtis to-day. .
Newtown High. the winners Of the
The evening world., 1912-04-06
Jake

JANE
Crosman.l
sincerd
man FROM
Canarsic,|
and Al
good and
gcneroud
friend td|
all whd
went down
to the seal
In boats.|
II dead.I
Crosman|
lived With
a married.
sister, and
had been
employed
a. night
Waterman
on tho hgI
" boat
Stanley
Howard
On march,
n hA fel1N
betwecn0
tho boatI
and the
The evening world., 1912-04-06

kept his good nature and showed -
while no acted "a mate on maay nshinS
boats. He was famous for his dry Wit.
Not very long ago a IL
Canarsis inquired Of Jake. - a. cd
resident, a. to the qualifications Of .
certain George for the Job {: night
w~atchman.
Does ne drlnkf'' inquired the Dros-
employer.
II have known the man for thirty
years." md Jake ~impressiveiy. .Ahd to
my certain knowledge he has only been
what you might call drunk oncs.tn that
time. ! can't say more"
The stranger walked away we'll salts.
Ned. When no was out OF hearing jake
ah quietly:
THAT was true. every word oftt. ne
nrst time I ever saw George 6runk Waa
thirty years ago. whom I hrst met atns
Ile has been drunk ever Ance." \
The evening world., 1912-04-06

I'd join the Hurrah Boys OF Joyville.
Im for this salary stun to wives up
as high As u per cent, but not the
full Limit. Yours Ia adversely,
AN ENFORCED PRovIDER.
Flatbush.
You Poor Glnk-You don't know when
you're well on. In your case you gfss
up because you lack spine. You've fallen
into "a rut, hut any day you're liable to
suffer a sudden rush OF courage n as
sert your rights.
IL YOU don wake up you'll have to
pay double the legal nxed rate of wife
wages to our wife before she will con
slider that she has received any wages.
The first lump was her rights. The sec
opd. lump was her wages Having
achieved both pcrcenta ges she'll sit
to come across with sone moro ara
she will call It a present.
Well. Mr.. Enforced Powder. when you
have paid over your wlfe's rights. then
the really wages and then the overtime.
a blind man ought 10 he able TO ne
through your "a envelope,
1attiing the Skeleton.
W. p. Mclaughlin. the "wurra
Wurra" OF The Evening World. :
once played a h nat cornet In the
Total Abstinence League Sand OF
Westport, County Mao, Ireland.
From to-day's Morning Telegraph.
Wrong, AZ usual. II wasn't = cornet-
II was a clarinet.
Forgive me! I'll never do It agaan-
In u total abstinence band
The evening world., 1912-04-06

Rum W@e scored BY nethw ude in the third inning of he Evening World pu.shp pic
tue baseball game bdW@n III "NaHonas', ana he "Ameicans" The scOe is nW tie
% FoNowing are HI solutions f the puzzles for thu inning. UhchW eep printed yes.
tedv:
First hail. NaH0nasa at at:-SAngR to LETT steaa second out at RMt base o. balls, hi
fans attempted double steal cSheh"G put On al home.
Second hail. Americans al bat:-Trpe to Jeff. he uaks foul 0t, I'M drive to FIRST
caught popup to The box. ThveeO t
End Of inning.
Nationals Runs o. hits II errors o. left N bae.L
Americana Runs o. hits. Il ev0vL o. left Of baeI
To-day are published puzzle ct~es fv he fourth inning. an you "dope it out?
The solution Of to- days pictures MN bp ubHahed Monday. Keep a record If each inning
compare vor results whh the official box score hch wW b. published at the close OF
the game.
The Attn play In the Gyt inning of the sams ws q bunt to left.
The evening world., 1912-04-06

Here's Q man In trouble. an61Ao ~
q this way-he's from Brooklyns
wURRA WURRA-ln poker ASoenD
the pot. Two stay. A. oy mistate.
disoards one Of his openers. He clA1nD
no An pick up As other epen9
again because the dealer had ~
dealt any cards 70 those ~ls0aoO,tD
draw. Can he do sof
Kindly answer and obaGe. ~
RUDOLPH JOHNSON
Warren stresk. Brooklyn. ,
answer you. Rudy. Rudy. 6oGnu
us the blessed and holy saisoa % xAu11
You ought to get locked ~ for atboUond
Q man 70 change ME drew q ~ 49,
game Of poker. .sLlN
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03
asbenboon, Is. gaob. aonoeus

86befibdbtt, 10. gtoD. 6otigeits
8iIlo | Sfogen. 9s. Noi. songen
bar i'll. en- garcel al S6noedtronO
poo 28,560 9DaOrotmeter, of 2l0ls.
brltler Q}ooS &uobera, en- Boroel
inmmeiteOs puo $3.50 aoa0rotmeter
81 al Operingenier Soltermarn Ell
9arcel poo 10000 aoooratnreter, l.
aft 1920 9Duorotmeter.
Dc nbe ltnoerbanoSban6e. 4re.
berne me0 Observation-Disclosures y6be.
tis" er MI i~fripes Der II. 9ob., of.
illtte0e uneo ct ieroeIeS ~tilfre0Sltil-
Iertoe Reinltot 8oo6en pI | nGite
llge bBire aommnnoo for meo gre.
mierIsitnoit 8on6e iom 0bef at ipo-
goo | observation-disclosures .5fotillen.
ltnoeroonOsbodoen nSoofruen",
Der 6Dg9es pao OrIogspprftet, er
mi fin 5uloenoelie iaa npr. at Brs.
oerne me0 6en piI finne p~oabe9pft-
0es / npite llge.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03
0ronninaens @eiIe. fSro ouOmia.


Hurt tele9roferes: Drowning aler-
mt0rine nnfonl i Morges BERTH for
at oeIta9e i0sitioelig6eoerne / Nm.
Looming of Carbohydrates png.
lite Ssns 9dob. 9arnets 6oO0ere
er Song 66riition al OamHarf. Ser.
tugen og 9eutllain0en al @unnber.
lnt1o, 8rins Vtorimili am al 8o0en,
Irpeitorbertu9en al Mectlerburg.
Strelit3, gnteitorbertiigiroe @no1tn.
tia, @nfeitorbertllainOe 06nrie, aei.
ierinoe Qforio 8eooorowno. al H1t8.
lqn0, BrinieSie Seinriob ben 3S. al
&elie o9 grinieSie Olga al 9raitn-
cbpeie.2iinebiir9
3 Den epIone Cal" poa SIottet
fanOt i @iterlni0Oogen Doaben al
5torbertlgparrets pngite Ssn Steo.
Barnet if Roonet G6riitian 9lt0.
mig. Otter 0ooben mootog Stor.
bertllqporret De 5iliteoeprrenoes
9pfsnifninger.
StOr 6icnoomsinls. st aonior.
tiitm, Der repr9ientereS oeo Gerel.
Gererfirnoet 2(llg. 2unn & 60, bor
Il 0isie Gage 9ernem Operretsio9-
fsrer 5rits Ortmdm fBbt 10 Glen.
0omme pao 9iterbro t asben6opn
al Oct Glasienife 6iOeifUmmis for
CT iomlet aobeilun al /, 1896
SIR.
6leftrieitct pna Ssluno. 9oa ct
@ts0e i Sepoisfior6 OnsSog Sen Is.
9aoo. oe0toges 6et at onIngge ct
@leftricitetsbprf Der / 9pen. AnIp.
get itol bp99es neite CONNER
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03
nor en- @enneifeoIoer iioen, os Bar
net lepeOe fun foo 8oae.

nor en- MenneifeoI0er iiOen, og Bar.
net lepeOe fun foo Gage.
st Min6c. Der Il. 9eop. bearo-
ueOes ira 5ribopns airfe / apben-
6apn fbp. 8orgmeiter / 4ibe .. Is.
Short.
SiOite Sang, ie9 ia Dam % tol-
te meo 6um, ifriner 9oitor Gbr.
S6renien / Str. 0QbI.1. par mOer
ret eienOomnelige 5orbolo. Get FAM
pei opre ct aorst0 fi0en, at ieg en-
0og poo @orniions airfegaar0 lag
Be M9rfe til TO Mprpo, Der too ior.
an n. 9. Glouiens @ronitstte. %
ieg fom npumere, fao ieg, at ben
enc al oem, oen, Ser boo bsit, bar
Short.
9su oeo @lt0s %trofoite Strios-
manos @rop - oct er nit iioite
Ofinoe ON ben go1nIe 9%orgmeiter.
Oct er tommen frem for mig M
"a ban ielp er lo9t / @rooen. Oct
berer til sc Minoer. Tom mon 9l9.
Der fig oeO at beDare.
g5reliens Ser" / aarbns. g6reI-
lens Scr" o9ter ifla. SILL. Bit" /
8egpnOeIien al December MooreO
at oobne en- M girfiombeo / gtnr.
6us, i6et ser i S9rens 2ofoIer poo
3erregooe bill blioe o~rronaeret gro-
lis 9eipisrina al iotti9e 8srn un-
ser oen ifoIepIiotige al0er. Dan
bndber at funile boIoe geipisnin.
gen gooenOe til Mtioten eIer Slut.
uirgen Of @orts.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03
@eniahebsraabene % apinberne.

9nin6er, ifriber en- apin0e, Der
tn6ertegner fig u. 9. | Ser. Dgbl."
al 10. Nop., er ben ereOe Sn6ien.
Ger al Qrtiflen meo nppnte Sper.
ifrfft, 8. s., mnionoelig tofnemme.
Iige for bans llotalelier ON oct 90
be, ~trofaIte 4rbeioe, pi | be mango
gor bar eiort iiroen for 4irfe- og
Menigbeo og ben Ststte, ri bar
p6et Somfun6ene meo bore Berge-
goper. Oct er en- flor Opmuntring,
fon bi nof fan trpnge til efter iao
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03

lang 8i0s 8irfiontbeO / oct title,
at 6r. :. nh mener at funne mo.
rennle os 1 q 2 8lo0ier / Wenig.
6e08raa0ene. 8i oil iiffert life mis-.
BRUCE oenne @oumiG06eo % / oltfor
bgi @roo gre os til Serrer oper
bore noturIi9e Serrer, % bet oil
= iom Sr. S. ioa peoo8ogiif be.
merfer - biornge til, at Ri me0
fornpet arbeio8iper og grbeioslpit
fortiptter Dor lille @erning.
Gn en%eitaaenSe Operation. Goo
5e0eieIsitiftelien pua 6igsboipita.
let er Scr iflsge oGbb." for fort
.Gio itoen foretoeet en- eneitaoenoe
Operation. Boo Sttftelien betlon
en- pngre Some. Ser / en- n9r 5rem.
ito ifliI0e fsoe; forleOen romtes bun
pluSielig of en- 8loOprop % oeoe
meIIem Spt6erne poo 2egerne.
Soeraffucbgren bIeo tiIfnIot. og
font 0o0eren bdp0e p9ret ogo ct
aoorter, beilutteOe ban zig til at
foretoge aeiierinit, oe BET Ipffeoes
at bringe Barnet, ct hiI0baaret
8rengebor. til gerOet / Ieoenoe 81.
be, % 9orret leoer enbuu, s 0o.
ee efter Operationen. 8rofesior
Souob er operbepiit ON, at BET oil
.be0bIioe OF Iepe. Oct er fitlOtonmen
friift og Ieoe0Dgtiet og tribes, ioo
oct er en- 9pit, Dor ban lIotoIt, font
bets Ro6er fottiit bar 0s0 femten
@imltter f6r set fom til @erOen.
Ger er fun cen Gang tioIigere fore.
taget fomme Operation berbienme.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03
uniOcriitctets gelfOmit
til Song gbriitian

til Song Gbriitian
omtrent felgenoe:
8oo ltnioeriitetets 8egne bringer
ieg Deres Noietet en- 9rb6Oig Sill.
len % 8eIfomit iofn Dor of0soe Gon.
ges Ssn % giterfdger, men tiaige
iom ~ofoOemiif Berger.
&on9en ct bleoen mootaget meo
gooe gmter og megen Einio. Mootte
BEN Stemningsbslge, Der pna en- ioo
griben0e Moooe u0lsite Jig al Cor.
gen oe0 Song 6re0erifs OSo, oeO-
bIipe at boIoe Jig, o9ioo bois Oon-
mart IfuIoe fontme / oorifeIige 6or.
BOLD.
@io 2eres MfnieitqtS H~eserines-
tio maa bIioe Ios % lpffeIig FOR
Oct 5oIf, 6ois aonge De er faGOet
til at oprel
Og meoens Soft after iotte fig,
tog 09nIoien4aoarteten" fat poa
a~ontotens 2. Gel.
Bitter belteg Reftor nl SoIentoIen
og boIOt / 5eI9e beo0ounOen Stff
ct OiOenifobeIi9t 5oreoras.
9rofesior 8u6I fremOrog en-
&9fte Sref Of bort llnaoeritets
Siitorie, i6et ban gap en- SfiIOring
.of ltOoifIin9sga19en i StuOiet al
Sc iemitiife 5pro9.
Oct fatolife ltniperiitet fen0te in-
tet til ct ioooont Stuoilm, men
meO Geformationen fom Snnien for
at fOnune tlboge til oct oprinOelige
i 9riiten0omnen, og bertiI bsrte
9en6ito6 boo0e til Se6raiif %
aromeiff. adereoe / 5Iutningen al
Gbriition IS Regerino opretteOes en-
99reItoI / Sebroiif.
Get oar iom ct Sielpefas for
oct teologifte Stuohum, at Stu0iet
of Sebroiif o~prin0elig oreoes, og
ioaIe6es bIeb set oe6 at bore
Ienee.
Ser nqre6es i oct t6. o. II.
aarbun0reoe ober6rebne 5oreitiain.
der ON BET bebroiife Sprods 9Gl0e
og 8~etp6nin9. s 1873 tr9fier Ri
ben fsrite fiIoloeiif uo6nnneoe Mon0
iom Brofegior / Se6rofif, og for
sorigt fif 0e iemitiife Stt6ier / ae-
benbopn oct Is. aorbunOreOe BE.
tpOning ierIi9 9en1em en- efspeoi-
tion til SD0.4robien, befoitet al
Song 6reocrif g. ; 1888 og 1916
opreteoes npe 9roiesioroter i orien-
tulife Sprog, % / 1830-40 Optoe
man Stltoierne al 5r0iif.
Grofesior gn6l pi[0e til Slut
foitflaa. at oct er oabenbart at Geo.
logien bar baft en- meget itor 5n6.
flpOelie poa ltooifl a1oen al De iemi-
tiIte Stu6ier. ll6en Seologiens Sn.
teresie 6erfor par oct iitfett gnoet
meget longiommere
0ernGft mootte man bore Timber.
iitetet ~tafnen1lig for Ben Ststte, oct
bop0e nOet 0enne @ren nf Sen oiOen.
ifa6elige 5orifnine.
Bort ltninerfitet fun6e me6 gGre
ie tiIbnge ober Dem, Der babOe rsgtet
0isie Stl1oier.
Zen nDe 9eftors groflamerimg.
Brofesior gubl benpiiite m. $. T..
geeibenbe0erne BET forIsbne aar
til 5eitffriftet, men oilOe BOG min. |
6es Frofesior 5ri6ericio. Sans 0so
for fort Si6 ii0en betgo Sobet al en-
0pgtig 8i6enifobsmono, en- goo aol.
lego oe en- fin Garafter
Oerpna fuIgte Broflmeringen al
De 20 nbe 8oftorer. ll66eling at
2 @ul6me6oiler, og ioo opergnp Ref-
tor Eegnet poa lin garoigbeo, Den |
gpOOne Reftorfp6e. til i'm Otter |
mnr6, Brofesior Sector Sungerfen.
Soften ilutte6e me6 3antatens
iiOite Del, 9. 6. 3ieliens fenote
Seorelanosian1: Bort Stem, on
Oonfte Sor0".
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03
aniOerTtetets aursfeit % MinOefcit.
On fmuf 6eitioetiabeo.

UT | OuuI VoIiilpood92 NV WIZ
8oner lD0e no ooer Den ellers ida
ftiae BIn0s meQem airfen og Uni
oerltetet, ItrSmmeOe Delta8erne /
tptte Starer til Dor of0enlfabelige
4sitoIes eneite oorlige Set. Oct
oar en- ndIminOelig talrig 6oriom'
ling of bort SANDS og Dor 9ooeO'
ftoos soerite @aHbeosmRn0, lom lam.
Ie0eS.
Der Oor 0tiniitpene, 5ormenoene
FOR 5oifeting og 9on0sting, o0ifil-
Iiqe Neolemner al Gigsoogen, 8ul-
tltsmintlteriets @mbeosmeno. 5or-
men6ene for De f~ollegiole Aetter /
asbenboDn Sieaanos 8iifop og
flere andre geitIige, Ooerpreiioenten
og ANDRE borgerlige % militpre
2origbeosperioner.
pr Repreientanter for ll6Ian0et
ioas Sen nor1fe, ibenife oe oneri-
funife @eian0t. 3prmeit 8%olerito-
len lao uniDeriitetets 2ererioriom.
ling og longs 8pggene Stu6entertie.
@oGeriet bar ooerfpGot at fpin0e-
Iige Silbsrere. Boa SGoget IL
TOM Reftor. 9rofesfor gltbf, iom-
men me0 Den tonmen0e 9eftor, Bro.
iesior SSungerien, og efter Dem oe
foriteaiae 6ofitIteters 0efoner og
7IutteIig 9ongefumilien. repr9ien-
teret of 9s. Nai. 9ongen, 0ronnin-
gen, Brins @ol0emor, grins 9aralo
og griniesie SeIele, 9rins Gut
ftoo og Briniesierne Gbpra og
Dogmnr.
Nens Optoget 6sitiOeIi9 itreo
frem geritem Snlen reflte ale Oe
tiIIteoebRren0e fig. Soo mart Son.
g%efnuilien bob0e toget RIo0s paa
aongetri61tten, beepn0te aantatens
fsrite AfoeIing meo nefslen0e aor
os 8ecitotior. Songportierne no
fsrtes of StuOenteri
fgI Sfueipiaer Sern6orff recherche.
9nntoten, 6bis 9efit ifpI0es 6. 6.
gSielien, 'frepet til 9tuiif of S. g.
6ortmann og 6. S. 6. 9ornemarm,
gior0e Ell go0t Sn0trpf; BEN fpul-
meoe life of 0prff, oe oens Strofer
ON oct at bore Menneffe bar imuf-
fe; ber nogle 2ittier:
at gsre Siplen beroet. men Ell
bdoro,
fBliom og iitter, at Den life teller;
blonf ion @ltOs 9ie. ia bper 5aaO-
ling ipeiler
fit Billed I Sonbittigbeoens 8p6-
Der. -
Gen fsrite Del af aontotpn hut.
teoe meo Colo (Olof 9olbsW og
aor, og 0erpno beiteg gieftor Soler.
itolen for at 6ol6e i'm
Minoctalc Opcr Song 6reOerif VIII.
Unidentified bar snifet. begDn0te
gReftor, at Der pe0 0enne 2eiligbeo
ifuloe lp0e ct WinOeoro ON ben
aonge, 9pis pIaloielig DbO faiteOe
ct mgrft Sfer ODER oct forlsbne aor.
De proteitantiife urtioeriiteter
itoor flor @RGo til aoneerae, iom
ofte meo rig Soan6 ftette0e Dem, og
oenne 5sleIie for aongen er beooret
Oaion, efter at Stoten er traoot /
aongens Steo.
Ser fol fife gibes en- btitoriif
SfiGorine af Song 5re0erif, men
blot erinores ON BET 9iae6e, bi fit
of Gongen oeo bans 8s6.
8i minoe0es oa aongens onrme
og t~rofoite 6erligbeo, bons pligt-
opfploenoe @rbei0e iom Regent;
bans miloe Sin6, bans ferlige og
porrie &ierte oe bans iterfe Sraftg
ill at msoe borme 5sIelier bos an
ore; bons oDbe Weofslelie meo ale
lioen6e.
Men ogfoo bons 8anffeIigbeoer
oe SfuffeIier min6eoes bi. Uaen
froos Sfufielierne bler ban olorig
bitter; ielp ON ANDRE iDigteoe, bite
Snn fig trofoit.
Oct Dor bette 8i1eoe, Der traao-
Re frem pon DOZENS merfe Bag
" 81 ~ n
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03

9Gre bore aona 5re0erif5 0einOel
Sg me0ei1s ale De tliteOeoprenoe
peiite Jig, penote Reftor Jig moo
SONG Gbriltiom % uotaIte iom
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-12-03
spECIELT TILBUD Mr.. 2

4 mango f~orske1ige eldre men smukke og uskadte Io-Cent
llehisen, Skriftsprog eler Vers. Per Dusin so Cents. per
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1912-08-09
General Supplies

In our Grocery department you will always
find a stock large, fresh and complete, to
meet all demands We keep things moving
here and there is never any chance for any,
thing to get old or stale. We sell Pride of
Roman flour made at home from home grown
hard wheat; price $1.5O per sack; sugar,
$7.25; canned corn special price per case,
$2.4O; Libby's milk, large size, per case
$3.50; Hills Bros. Mocha coffee soc per h.;
this is the best value ever given in Roman.
Fresh and sweet Royal Compound So for rs
lb. pail; fruit jars, pts. 75c doz., qts. 81 per
doz., half gallons 81 .25 per doz. Fresh veg
etables and fruits from Flathead lake daily
by auto Next week will be the time for
Washington peaches for preserving. Orders
taken in advance at $1.1O per box. ~7'4
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-09
HUMAN VOLCANO DR|VESSLEEP
FARFROMY NJ c. A. DORMIIORf

Somewhere within the confines of
the Y. M. C. IA dormitory. invisible.
but none the less perceptible to the
ear, is an active volcano whose
threatening growls and roars terrify
the dormitory inmates nightly. &C
cording to twenty.four tired but de-
termined youths who spent the great.
er part of last night, stalking the up
per halls in an effort to find the
grumbling. grooming snorer.
1t was Sunday night that his pres
ence was first made felt. Several
heard the warning sounds simultan-
eously, and in a few minutes there
was a grouping of white-robed figures
standing in the middle OF the long
hall and clutching each other for self.
protection. IN
Its a saw-mill," said Wisdom.
mo, ! think that is probably the
Honolulan somewhere OF San Fran
CISCO" said another
But as the sounds grew NOR
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-09

threatening and q slight tremor was
felt by the watchers, both theories
were abandoned and It was decided
that there must be a volcano some
where in the neighborhood.
The tremors grew fewer and far
Their between; the growls became less
insistent and the groans less audible
and finally died away altogether, and
the little group dispersed.
But last night the threatenings be-
came louder and more insistent than
ever before, and with the shock of
the first earthquake, Wisdom jumped
from his bed and arousing about two
dozen Of the inmates. began sys-
tematic hunt for the source of the
threatened eruptions-but without
avail, for nowhere can 1t be located
land twenty-four sleepy-eyed In
mates of the Y. M. G. A. dormintory
are seriously meditatfng moving their
couches to the roof away from all vol
scanic disturbances.
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prepared to return home from the East.
so the young lady was taken under the
Governors wing Her father and Frear
were schoolmates as boys.
Improved in Health.
From his personal appearance the
Eastern trip has been physically ben
eficial one for the Governor. His es-
cape from combining Office work and ex-
posture to the glare OF hot pavements
in the mainland cities have given his
countenance a slightly darker hue. He
says he feels far more fit. that he haa
a good time, did a lot of visiting and
only regrets that the limited time at
his disposal compelled him to make his
visits brief at every point Of interest.
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port Of committee on island associa
tions: reports of special committees;
other business.
l0:30-12 a. m.-Discussion. Evan
gelism as a Recruiting Agency.
Messrs. Hori. Poepoe. Whitaker and
zee Kui.
p m.-Second session OF annual
meeting of Hawaiian Board
$3.50 p. m.Shnday school associ-
alton.
$685. D. m..Christian Endeavor as
sociation.
p.m.-Lawn social with music.
Wednesday, July II.
s:15 a. m-Sunrise prayer meeting,
The Masters Blessing: Luke "a So
So Leaders. Revs W. K. Poai and ID,
Kaai
So a. m-Bible study. The Abiding
Christ: John i4:ls-2s. Separate meet
ings in different languages English. T.
Richards: Hawaiian. Rev. s. W. Ke-
kuewa. japanese. Rev. +. Ban.
$40 a. m.-Election of moderator.
vice moderator and scribe; appoint
ment of place for annual meeting for
1918: appointment OF committee on
'.orogram and on entertainment.
10-H a. m.-Sunday school associa-
ton.
l1-12 a. christian Endeavor as
ISOLATION.
II a m.-song. prayer. benedictiOn.