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The Washington times., 1912-12-31
GOVERNOR WILSON'S CREED.

There 10 nothing novel in tho FIRST In.
stallment Of Governor Wilson's articles
on The New Freedom. To say that
Governor Wilson has presented It az 4
scheme of new philosophy would %
trite. But It IL interesting % coming
from the President Elect Of q restored
Democracy because-save for its man.
ner and Its phrasing-it might have been
written by Colofel Roosevelt or 6ena-
tor Beveridge. In its point CT view. In
deed. The New Freedom IL strikingly
similar to very recent article by BeT-
tridge entitled The Future OF the Pro-
grcssive Party. It Is strlkingly similar.
also. to that Ossawatonee speech Of
Colonel Roosevelt in which he defined
what he called The New Nationalisn'.
II Is strik.ngly similar In Its philosophy.
to 60 further back, to two Of the art
icles which appeared twenty gears ago
In :he famous and trenchant Fabian Es-
says. There Is nothing In 1t that either
Roosevelt or Bevcridge wouh dissent
from. It might. without Inconsistency.
be reIuL!isiied forthwith as contrihL-
ton L, the propaganda Of the Progress
sive movement. It comes into sharp
conflict with Governor wilson's reputed
campaign dictum that 'the history Of
freedom is the history of the limitations
Of the power OF Government" but Gov
ernor Wilson said. In effect. long ago
that q too rigid consistency was the
weakness Of small minds and he has q
serene way OF fitting his philosophy to
the facts, instead OF trying to force TIE
facts to III his philosophy. that has dis-
tinEuished the mind Of statesmanship In
every age.
Discussing the attitude Of the courts
to legislation on modern Industrial prob.
iems Governor Wilson becomes re-
sponsibie. for the time being. for this
temperate expression Of Progressive
sentiment
When l hear Judges reason upon the
exist between workmen and their employer.
. generation ago ] wonder u they nave not
opened their eyes 70 the modern wor,d; S ;d.s, lou
viii have their eyes open even y the law
which they administer hasn't awakened.
Later on. in dealing IN a brief way
with those complex questions OF modern
industrialism and modern capitalism
and the inadequacy Of our present leg
islative recognition OF them as wide
spread and subtle factors in contempo-
rary life, Governor Wilson gets within .
hairsbreadth of the Federal regulation
advocated in the Ossawatomee speech
by It's statement
This dealing Of great bodies Of men With
other bodies OF men 10 q matter OF public
scrutiny and should be . matter OF public
regulation.
After which this reflection from The
New Freedom Is not tncongruous. al
though II may shock conservative Demo-
Gratis and conservative Republicans a.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

ony. laslncss. fear,
jealousy. envy. re.
, e n ge. extrava-
;ance. OF lasiness
she says:
THE la1iness OF
The modern woman
Ia due to several
causes and doesn't
seem like laziness
at all. 4 woman
Is laSy when she
does nothing. no
matter how sner.
geticaliy she does
A. MI
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s!l|2k9
Mr.. JARR FOUNDERS OUT OF
HIS ELEMENT.

.aE sumptuous apartments Of Mrs.
Clara Mudiidge-s Smiths wealthy
husband. In the Highcosta Arms
on Connecticut avenue. were bril-
liant with electric lights shining
through colored and cut glass globes
on the ugliest art objects that money
could buy.
Mrs. Clara Mudridge-smith received
the guests. assisted by a very fat Ger
man baroness whose terms were $500
night.
OF the fair young matron's guests all
were very wealthy and stupid except
very few Of the friends Of her spinster-
hood. who. while they may have been
stupid. were not At all wealthy.
Rangle. who. a. Mr.. Jar and Mr.. Ran.
gle darkly suspected. had something
on the lady OF the apartments.
Hence Mrs. Jarr and Mrs. Kangie kept
to themselves during the reception and
b!tinsly commented on the taste Of The the
guests and the abject henpeckery un-
der which Mrs. Clara Mudridge.Smlth's .
elderly husband suffered.
Buffers Aecsnt
Preserved In Brandy
That gentleman. q tyrant uowh toWh'
where Mr.. Jarr labored with other wage
slaves for him, had stood out for one
thing, and that was that a most re-
markably intellectual though eccentric
person he had recently met-Mr.
Michael Angelo Dinkston-should be In
vited.
As the guests arrived one by one they
were announced by butler who had
for years preserved his English accent
in his employers best brandy.
Newcomers were ushered up to where
Mrs. Clara Mudridge-smith and the
baroness Grabheimer stood. Mrs. Mud
ridges Smith said
How sweet OF you to comet
The guest said:
"I wouldn't miss your charming af.
fairs for the world!'
The baroness spoke In high German
the formula Of welcome. according tc
the Court Of Saxony. where she had
been q lady:in-waiting before those
DIRE adful scandals. don't you know! II
was also whispered at every affair the
baroness graced, (when her terms were
met With that the baroness was writ
ing q book. Secret Memoirs OF tht
Court OF Saxony." Their compilation
was delayed. however. owing to the
fact that the baroness had not YET
learned to write.
A rival German baroness. who also
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

A new occupation has been created at
the New York College Of Physicisns
and surgeons-bresthing II pays q
salary. too. But It 10 NOT true that
the breathers got their preliminary
training for this arduous labor by hold
Ing down certain jobs In our own fair
city. While we think OF II, both Houses
Of Congress will NEE. on Thursday
1 o'clock. We believe.
We're Surprised That II Did, At That.
@. 8. X: There's q sign down on
Ninth street proclaiming "ORAL SUR
GEON." Must use sharp words and
cutting remarks. don't you think ?
(Honest. don't expect this to get by.)
G. g.
However. we unhesitatingly hand II
to the author Of the foregoing. His let.
ter was addressed to '"The Washington
Times. care Of q. 9. X"
They play a queer game. the garment
workers. One strike. and they're out
Mr.. McCombs left for New York yes.
terday on the, . o'clock train, Which
Is eminently httinE. Mr.. McCombs and
the o'clock train being members Of
the same club.
You Know Mr.. Fosters Address.
@. 9. K: Could all this inquiry into
the value Of the Southern Building be
termed a Southern exposure?
CHEVY CHASE.
Mr.. Taft played bridge on the wa,
North. T. R. plays auction--new count
too. Be . Progressive.
tonight. SIS: Musicale; Y. M. C. A
irving Berlin guest Of honor.
Regardless Of its being old stun. we,
like to get on something about no
having anything to do until next yen.
But we have.
Well. what HAS been the greates
achievement of 1912?
Aw. 60 on!
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AT EIGHT DOLLARS A THROW.
Ard nowhere could the hungry dils-
Nowhere could men b served;
On every table was the sign:
"RESER

After extensive research We are able
to announce With positiveness that the
saddest thing In the world 10 the com.
edy attempted BY q vaudeville quartet.
This 10 no haphasard guess. believe Us.
Some Of the best years Of our life have
been spent listening to and watching
qusrtets-if they weren't years they
,eemed like it-and WE KNOW,
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THIS& THAT
NEW YEARS.


AZ twelve this sp'ning-as has been
The cuSf0m t0r some IeW ySoNs-
A. fnsivs. amid fhs bldSs and din.
So"sss W" seWSs'
a.. .
NY "''"S~S' ',
] HetthSr nate nor t0ve q.
NJ ,.nSin,.nfs are- "Lsf 4 eon,s.
M. 80.
-. .,.,. l.,..S., a.. ,o,S
'"e ' "~'
ana merry ouncb OF yeUeTS;
The ,vild and s6syvssesnf crowd:
"rs. s.u"
s ''"s''
wv -
ana ye" ana Gss e@C"s"-
And dnyhoW. I haven't been
y..,x.S
wnat no! Another holiday! A holi.
day. you remember. 10 day on wh'ch
ws nave nothing to 90 oot WHO 'ne
column.
~ no" u."'s .,: - -.
nroh,h,t,nr v.h,c,s. from .harpshoot.
Ing mud over . distance greater than
nifty feet
The Washington times., 1912-12-31
What Laziness Means,
BY Sophie Irene Loeb.

q RS. MILDRED MANLEY EAs-
WI TON. lecturer and writer. has
VI pointed out the seven sins Of
woman In this order: Glut-
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

Only 81 per cent Of the country's
newspapers. we observe with regret
ren the story Of pitcher Marty O'TooIe's
marriage under the head Of Signed
for Life"
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Well. what HAS been the greatest
achievement Of 1912?
The Washington times., 1912-12-31
CLEVER BRoHIDIoMs,

ESPECIAL Tor t0day.)
Last day Of leap year. Hurry up
girls"
80 long. See you next year"
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

Regardless Of its being old stun. we'd
like to get on something about not
having anything to do until next year.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

Mr.. McCombs left for New York yes.
terday on the. . o'clock train, Which
Is eminently htting. Mr.. Mccombs and
the 8 o'clock train being members Of
the same club.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

Mr.. Taft played bridge on the way
North. T. r. plays auction--new count.
too. Be q Progressive.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

tonight, Sis: Musicale; Y. M. c. A.
irving Berlin guest Of honor.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

" G.s.K.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

They play queer game. the garment
workers. One strike. and they're out!
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

You Know Mr.. Fosters Address.
@. 9. X: Could all this inquiry into
the value Of the Southern Building be
termed a Southern exposure?
CHEVY CHASE,
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

However, we unhssitatinGly hand It
to the author Of the foregoing. His let
ter was addressed to ''The Washington
Times. care Of q. 9. K"
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

But we have.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

wnat no! Another holiday! A holi.
day. you remember. 10 . day on which
We have nothing to do but write the
column.
The Washington times., 1912-12-31

The new TRAFFIC regulations are In.
complete. They should contain clause
prohibiting vehicles from sharpshoot.
ing mud over . distance greater than
nfty feet,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-04-29

portant elements in the final yield
than any ordinary fluctuations in acre
age.
Monetary conditions are generally
favorable to the stock market, loana-
BILE funds being abundant and cheap.
Any decided increase in business &C.
hvity would. of course, lesson the sup
ply available for market purposes.
Our bank reserves are low, but do not
really represent our actual financial
strength, because our credits abroad
have been greatly strengthened by ia
there are still large sums of American
money loaned in Europe which can be
utilized when needed on this side.
The coal strike has been practically
settled without any serious disturb
ance. There is reason TO hope that
the engineers strike will also yield to
reason and sober second-thought. All
things considered, there is basis for
taking a cheerful view of the situation
in the long run. The market has had
a very considerable RISE especially in
some stocks, and increasing realiZa.
tons are in order. The more rapid
the advance, the more certainly must
reactions be expected. A break of a
few points is really desirable from the
technical point of view. since it would
give the market a needed test, bring
in a new buying element and stimu
late general activity. The possibility
of political chills or unfavorable crop
developments cannot be ignored In
the long run, however, the market
promises to reach still higher level
and in this will probably be assisted
by anticipation of the usual spring ad
vance which, according to tradition
starts: when the sap begins to rise.
Henry Clews.
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Tho Baby's Pen.

In such q device a mother may place
her little one. with its toys. and the
child will be quite content for hours at
a time. while the mother is saved wor-
~ and anxiety by knowing that her
baby is safe.
Have you ever noticed an older per-
son walking on the street pulling a
child along by the arm? Have you
stopped to remark on the way in which
the little arm is held. so high that the
child's whole weight is resting on the
shoulder muscle which connects the
arm to it? Or perhaps you are one Of
the groups who help children along in
that way. If you are just stop TO think
Of what you are doing.
The strain put on that young muscle.
much more tender than is your own
arm. for instance. is enough to cause
the muscle to give way. No child
should be hurried along. He knows
Just how fast he can walk. and IL Is
only harmful to force or to drag him.
Lifting him by the arm or arms in such
a way might result in permanent in
jury.
Here is another suggestion to save
the young muscles from OVERRIDING: A
child should never be allowed to lift or
to carry anything which he cannot raise
with the greatest ease. Such straining
has been known to result in injury that
undermined the health for lifetime.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-04-29
NELSON'S GOODNESS.


A Dangerous Fire Aboard His Ship
Didn't Excite. the Admiral.
Two or three days before the battle
Of Trafalgar a boy on the Victory care
lessly set fire to bottle Of ether. The
result was that the flames extended TO
some sails and also to a part of the
ship. There was a general confusion
running with buckets and what not
and. to make matters worse. the fire
was becoming dangerous, as it was
rapidly extending TO the powder maya
zine.
During the hubbub Lord Nelson was
in the chief cabin writing dispatches.
His Iordship heard the noise-he could
not do otherwise-and so in Il loud
voice he called out:
What's all that noise about:"
The boatswain answered:
MY lord. the loblolly boys set fire
to an empty bottle and it's set fire TO
the ship"
OH said Nelson. That's all, is il?
I thought the enemy had boarded us
and taken us all prisoners. You and
loblolly must put 1t out and take care
we're not blown up. But pray make
as little noise about Ii as you can or l
can't go on with my dispatches" And
with these words Nelson went to his
desk and continued his writing with
the greatest GOODNESS.
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FLORIDA CONTEST
tNational News Association,

JACKSONVILLE. Fla. April 29.-In
the Statewide Democratic primary to-
morrow the voters of Florida will re-
cord their preferences for nominees
for the presidency. for the governor
ship and other State offices, for nomi-
nees for representatives in Congress
and for the legislature and minor Of
fees. The contest for the presiden-
tial Endorsement will be confined to
Woodrow Wilson and Oscar w. Under
wood. Theirs are the only names that
will appear on the ballot. Most inter
est centers in the contest for the gov
ernorship for which there are five as
pirants. They are Cromwell Gibbons.
of Jacksonville. Park NJ. Trammell OF
Lakeland, John w. Watson of Miami.
William II. Milton of Mariana, and E.
NJ. Semple of Key West. Each of the
three present representatives in Con-
gress is candidate for denomination
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Why Children Are Puny
Need More Food-Richer Blood. Bet
ter Appetite.

Need More Food-RIcher Blood. Bet
ter Appetite.
Anxious parents often wonder why
their children are so thin. pale and
nervous and have so little appetite.
Growing children need lots" of food
They use so much energy in play. and
their growing bodies require so much
more, that unless they eat heartily
they are bound TO suffer
A Bloomfield. y. j.. mother. Mrs Z.
W. Cooper. says: My little girl had
bad cold and was run down in health
for six weeks. Then l gave her Vinol
and it was wonderful help. breaking
up her cold quickly and building up
strength besides. / have also found
Vinol an excellent tonic for keeping
up children's strength during whoop-
ing cough"
Our delicious tonic, vinol. is a won
derful appetizer and YOU can see
children improve day by day under its
use. II enriches the blood and builds
up the body. making pale. delicate
children rugged and rosy.
We guarantee Vinol to do this, II il
does not. you get your money back.
Leo II. Fine. Druggist. Richmond, Ind.
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MUST BELIEVE 1T
When Well-known Richmond People
Tell 1t So Plainly.

Tell 1t So Plainly.
When public endorsement is made
by representative citizen of Rich
mond the proof is positive. You must
believe it Read this testimony. Ey-
cry backache sufferer, every man,
woman or child with any kidney trou-
BILE will find profit in the reading.
David Hershey, 316 S. Thirt zenith
St. Richmond, Ind. says: Il was
troubled for some time by kidney COM
plant and the remedies l tried did not
help me. Often | was hardly able to
straighten on account of sharp, cut
ting pains across the small of my back
and the least exertion or any cold |
contracted caused the kidney secre-
tions to pass too frequently. Doan's
Kidney Pills, obtained at A. G. Luken
& Cos Drug Store cured me and at
that time, l publicly recommended
them. l now gladly confirm all then
said, as | still firmly believe that
Doan's Kidney Pills are a splendid
remedy for kidney disorders"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milourn Co. Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
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RingIins's Circus.

Ringiing's Circus.
Ringing Brothers Worlds Greatest
Shows is coming to Richmond on Tues
day, May 7,
Their performance this season be-
gins with an elaborate and costly spec.
tacular production of Joan of Arc
which employees in itself 1000 persons
600 horses and a trainload of special
scenery and stage properties. This
spectacle cost the showmen 100000
1t is an attraction that should draw
immense crowds to the city on show
day, for nothing like it has ever been
seen in this country.
The Ringing circus is twenty-nine
years old this season. The first per
Torrance was given in Baraboo, Wis
consin, on April 5, 1888. The tent was
homemade. The seats were planks
borrowed from lumber yard. The
props" They had but one horse. II
was a very small beginning, but it was
enough to make them sufficient money
to start out the following year with
a bright little show. A few years la
ter they made their first tour with a
railroad show. From then on, in spite
of bitter opposition of rival concerns
the five showmen forged ahead. II
was not very long until their oppon
ents found themselves On the defen
sive side of the game. The Ringlings
had come to stay.
The rest of their history reads like
a miracle. Beginning with nothing
they have built the greatest amuse
ment enterprise in the history of the
world. Their wonderful popularity and
success can be traced principally. to
two things: They were ION the
square" with the people, and they had
the peculiar talents that achieve sue
cess. The name of Ringing is a guar
antee of satisfaction. Their word is
as safe as the figures on Uncle Sans
money.
In it's new dress the circus this year
presents an inspiring picture The
show grounds are city of thousand
wonders. All the great talent of the
world shows itself in the performance
The foreign agents of the show en-
gagged the company with but very few
exceptions. OF the 375 performers
there are not 100 who were ever seen
in America before this season.
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"WOman's Work Is Never
Done"

1t is the faithful woman in the
home, who does the cooking. sweep
ing, busting, washing and ironing, am
bilious to keep her home as neat as a
pin, and often having two or three
children who require care and atten
ton, who calls for our sympathy. Ov.
erwork is the result. Outraged ma,
ture asserts itself in time and female
troubles appear.
Such women should remember that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound is the exact medicine they need
when their strength is overtaxed and
female weakness and arrangements
make life burden. For nearly forty
years it has been the standard remedy
for such troubles.
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bottle. have now taken three bottles
and am entirely free from the disease.
i was so bad l could not sleep nights
now sleep well, and my kidneys work
perfectly" P. w. Miller, Catawissa,
Pa, November IL, 1911.
rheumatism. lumbago. govt and
chronic neuralgia are all caused by uric
acid in the blood. Get fifty-cent bot
tie of RHEUMA on money back plan
from Leo H. Fihe. druggist, today; the
uric acid will start to leave you tomor-
row, and in a shirt time you will be
free from pain and misery. 1t is guar
hnteed.
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Not the same.


It was in the smoking car, and the
two fat men were talking.
"well. 1 have a good deal Of trouble
with my Kidneys" said the first.
Cant seem to get 'em just right.
How about you?
"Oh, my kidneys are generally all
right; it's liver with me-" said the Sec
ond. Been running wrong all sea-
SON."
Excuse me for butting in," said the
drummer for patent medicine house.
but if you gentlemen will take Peter
kin's Pepper Pellets For Peevish Pa
tents they will relieve you instantly"
whats that got to do with us?" ask
ed the fat men simultaneously. 1--WE
amt sick; we're retail butchers. "-Har-
per's Weekly.
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Meridians Run Due North and South.

Meridians Run Due North and South.
A man following the absolute line
Of the tenth meridian east from the
north to the south pole" would travel
due south and never southeast or
southwest so long as he remained on
the meridian upon which he started.
If on the tenth meridian east, for in
stance, his angular distance from the
meridian of Greenwich does not
change He is ways 10 degrees east
Of that meridian from one pole to the
other. He could only travel southeast
or southwest by departing from that
meridian on one side or the other
New York American.
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TOOK THREE BOTTLES
RHEUMATISM GONE
II Cost Mr.. Miller Just
$3.50 To Drive Out The
Uric Acid, Get Rid OF
rheumatism And Have
His Kidneys Work Per-
fectly.
Il have been a

Il have been a
sufferer from rheu-
matism for six
years. Have tried
different d oc I o RS,
with no relief. /
say your advertise
ment and thought l
would try RHEU-
MA. / was bene-
fitted by the first
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-04-29
MAY NOT INSTRUCT.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo, April
29.--Colorado Democrats lined up
here today for the state convention to
name twelve delegates to the Balti-
more convention. Despite the strong
support given early in the campaign
20 the Harmon boom, the real contest
in the convention promises to be be-
tween Clark and Wilson and between
these two the delegates appear to be
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Perturbation

Don't you want to leave any foot
prints in the sands Of time?"
II don't know" replied Senator Sor-
ghum. There's so much sleuthing 60
Ing on that a man gets shy of thumb
print, a footprint and even of leave to
print ashington Star
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AmuSemenfS
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.

Gennett Theater.
May 2-Field Greater M1nstrels.
May 4th--Mrs. Guy McCabe.
At The Murray
Vaudeville afternoon aud night.
At the Palace.
Latest Motion Pictures.
The Coliseum.
May 23rd and 24th-Richmond May
Music Festival.
LindIey Hall, Earlham.
May 10th-Day Student play.
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Indigestion
Causes Dizziness, Nervousness, Bill
lousness, Sick Headaches and
Sieeptessness,


You know that most of the ailments
named above come from an out or or
der stomach.
When your food reaches the stom-
ach it should digest and furnish nutri-
tious matter to the blood
If it doesn't digest, but lays heavily
on your stomach, it has started to fer
ment.
When it ferments it sets loose in the
stomach poisonous gases which irri-
tate the great pneumogastric nerve
that leads directly from the brain to
the stomach.
That irritation causes heartburn,
dizziness, nightsweats, nervousness,
and other ailments.
MONA is guaranteed to end all
stomach misery, or money back. SO
cents at Leo H. Fihe and druggists ev-
erywhere.