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Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-25

Listen for the big crash. which is
likely to come at any moment now
When even the gravcdiggers threat
en- TO strike death takes on new
terrors.
Statesman rim" Woodruff appears
to lave yanEed = picturesque rest
ont Of the Taft column
Beef at IS a hundrcdweight on the
hoof is as powerful an argument for
vegetarianism as has yet been adj
yanced.
isn't any paper going to be enter.
prising enough to get Roosevelt and
TAFT TO report the Baltimore cGlyen.
ton for it.
The scramble for tickets 10 the
Chicago convention was apparently
based on the expectation of seeing
the greatest show on earth"
The revivil of The Amazons" in
London Is not presumed to have been
suggested by recent window smash
ing taetics of British sufrragists.
II football is the test of a college
education, the way they play polo at
West Point throws light on the eff
cheney OF the military academy cur
riculum.
The more one sees of hears OF
some southern DELEGATES the more
one wonders why there Should be
such a scramble for them in cam
paign of issues"
Putting down rebellion in Cuba
by proclamation is rhetorical eX-
ercise that may amuse President Co
mez, but it frightens no insurgents in.
10 surrendering.
If the American athletes sent to
Stockholm DO all that is expected of
them thew will carry OF first honors
But in any event they are certain
to make it memorable contest ior
any other nation that may win
4 member of the Milwaukee Phy
sicians' association, denouncing kiss
ing As being insanitary. says il
would be more decent and l.as dan
gerous TO rub noses. Why not b'
absolutely safe by standing tweht!
feet apart and making motions,
Pictures of Kermit show tina, h,
is the possessor of an incipiert mus
tache 1t will be necessary. however
Tor him TO wait about fifteen year
to become a candidate for the pres
dency-ii the present constitution !
to remain in force.
An AMIGOS correspondent wlshs
TO know whether a lady who is sen
by her constituents to nations
convention should be referred 10 2
delegates or a delegatrix. Wh
not make a bid for the Gernisn vot
by calling her delegatessen?
THE SHOOTING
OF mURoERERs.
Convicted Inurderers in Nevada ma
choose whether they shall be hange
or shot. The law, which became G
fective last January. was applied
the case of Andrew Mircovich. n
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-25

II football is the test of a college
education. the way they play polo at
West Point throws light on the eff
cheney OF the military academy cur
riculum.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-25

The scramble for tickets TO the
Chicago convention was apparently
based on the expectation of seeing
the greatest show on earth
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
Cascarets Insure
Inside Cleanliness
The millions Of Cascarct users never
have Headache, Constipation, Bil-
i0usness or Sick Stomach.

It is more necessary that you keep
your Bowels, Liver and Stomach
clean. pure and fresh than II Is to
keep the sewers and drainage of a
large city free from obstruction.
Are you keeping clean inside with
Cascarets-or merely forcing a pas
sageway every few days with salts,
cathartic pills or castor oil? This is
important
Cascarets Immediately cleanse and
regulate the stomach remove the
sour, undigesled and fcrmenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry out Of the
system the decOmpoBed waste matter
and poison in the intestines and
bowels.
No odds how badly and upset you
feel, a Cascaret tonight will straight
en- you ont by morning. They work
while you sleep. A l0-cent box from
your druggist will keep your entire
family feeling good for months, Don't
forget the children-thcir little in
sides need a good, gentle cleansing
too.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
Dinner TO BOOM
|. COMMERCE bldg.

Plans for the Commercial build
ing dinner" that will be given at the
Commercial Club on the evening of
March 22 are progressing rapidly, and
1t is going to be lively occasion.
The dinner is called for the pur-
pose of booming the erection OF u
building Jointly by the Chamber OF
Commerce. Merchants Association,
Commercial club, Stock Exchange,
etc. and to crystalline sentiment in
favor Of early erection of the much
needed edincc. The affair will be Civ
en- AT the regular dinner hour and
there will be number Of speeches
from prominent men.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
KEEFE SCORES IMMIGRATION
BUSINESS IN REPORT TO NAGEL

WASHINGTON, u. c. - Scoring i'm
migration as a menace to the Amer
lean standard" of living and wages,
and faying In bitter terms the organ
izations and Affiliations that for self
sh motives promote schemes to Sc
cure distribution OF aliens, for pure
" selfish motives" Commissioner Gen
cral of immigration Daniel Kecfe. In
an official report to Secretary Nagcl,
today declares in substance that inn
migration to America has dcgenerat-
ed into a corporate business and that
the immigration problem" was long
since beyond control.
Commissioner General KCcfe. former
officer Of the American Federation oI
Labor. and appointed because OF his
knowledge of labor conditions, gives
what might he termed a warning 70
the American people, In his views
which have lost all optimism from
close study.
The Commissioner General can see
little II any measure of success for ths
organizations which are struggling
WIN tue proDiem ol pl''lhS the lInmi'
grant "whcrc he is needed" and pre-
venting his settling In colonies in the
large cities and centcrs OF industry
ito which places most immigrants Of
today wish to 60
Assails Organization.
In paying his respects to these or
ganizations, the Commissioner Gener
nj says: Some of these organiza
tons arc purely of a business nature
Others arc. or pretend to he, patriotic
or philanthropic in their purposes
Still others combine two or all three
Of these features. In their actual ant
avowed purposes, they range all the
way from combinations Of tickle
agents, money lenders, and laboI
agencies worl;ing to q large extent FOL
the benefit Of the steamship compa
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
MISS PARKER
VS.. ST. PATRICK

According to the arranged program,
ST. Patrick has got to divide the hon
ors Of the day this year with Miss
Thclma r. * Parker. ut Waimca, for
on that day Miss Parker will have ar
rived ut her majority, and II would
seem that all Hawaii is Interested in
the event, and Is going to make its
interest manifest. as from all parts of
the Territory friends are gathering 20
celebrate. \ big delegation of Homo
lulu folk lcft Tuesday for the Big Is
land. From Kohula, Kona and Kau
other clans will go.
As the seventeenth of March, Miss
Parkcrs birthday, falls on u Sunday
this year, the celebration will start
Saturday. Those in charge say that
It's duration Is indefinite
Fully 500 guests are expected to AT o
tend the celebration. There viii he,
of course. luau of an exceedingly
elaborate nature There also will be
dancing, for Ernest Eaal and his sing
crs and players have been engaged tn
furnish music.
There has also been some talk Of
horscraCing during the celebration,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14

someone else VIC will become more
manly and more kingly.
Preparation.
The main thing in preparing for II
movement like the present Is to have
a deep, earnest desire. Paul had this
desire when he desired TO become all
things to some men. for he knew that
men.
knowledge Of the Bible.
Unless the people working In the
movement have knowledge of the
bible then they will be placed at "A
disadvantage. When doing the per-
sonal work during the coming two
weeks II will lie productive of better
results II the Eiblc Is known, for then
some of the wonderful speeches ant
| sayings can be quoted to those who
are In doubt.
Power Of Holy Spirit.
The power Of the Holy Spirit Is one
OF the most important things to he
considered. If the people are to de-
pend on their organization only thcr
they must fail unlcgs they can get tho
help OF tho Lord with them. III ";
fail to pray that tho Holy Spirit Ol
! God descend on us In our great wor.
we shall fail and ii will be because
/ none of us have pleaded with God I,
make us blessed ana to bless others
God does not want to make you bless.
| ed only: lie wants you to help 9th
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
CLOSE MATCHES IN
LADIES' GOLF PLAY

THAT tire" "f the four matches play
ed to date in the ladies' golf tourna-
mont nov IN progress Mt the Country
cub, have gone to extra holes for
decision, shows that the handicapping
has been unusually well done,
Yesterday afternoon Miss Wilhcl-
miu@ Tcuuc% playing from scratch,
was beaten by Miss IIartwcU CD, /
~ IN 10 holes, after AN exciting match
TUESDAY Miss Cooke co beat Miss
Kennedy go, / up.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
INDIV|DUALISM
IS KEY note
Rev. r. E. Smith Tells Need
For Use of Personal
Work.

That the churches should take les
son from the business houses and
realize the Importance of individual
ism in spreading theg great Message
to the world Is the opinion .of Rev. X.
l.. Smith as expressed at meeting
held in the Thee. II. Davies Memorial
Hall last night In connection with the
Christian Extension movement. AS a
specific instance Mr.. Smith referred
to the use of commercial travellers
who take the people individually and
tell them of their goods. If the
church workers would go about
among the people and talk to each one
greater results would be brought
about.
During the course of bright,
breezy talk Mr.. Smith spoke of the
inspirational feature of personal work.
AS soon as the soul has emerged
through the various stages and comes
into the Christian life God sends II on
mission to someone else" he told
and preach the Gospel Is the com
mand we are given. The same master
who summons us 10 a HE OF peace
| also summons us to wage warfare
| against sin at all times. In other
words, soul-winnlng Is the great WORK
/ to which God calls MS all. Christ re-
buked those VINO said he should NOT
go amongst the sinners ana as an an
swer lie had .said, Ihey that are whoio
need not Il physician nut they that are
SICK. Also lie had said' FOLLOW me
and ! VIII make you TO become hsherf
OF men.
Inc speaker theh ihstahccd inc par
abe OF inc hihety-h'he Sheep tia'
were saie ana inc one 'hat was miss
ing, Tor when the shepherd looked al
night, ana SAID that IL was one OF th'
greatest ms seeking OF Souls ah'
the bringing OF them 10 Jesus ChrIs
IL the Keynote Oh inc Hospel ana
inc ceh'rai point VI ''e ,hr'S'-eoi'''ns
All successful men nave USED u u
their work and nave made IL thci
standard.
MOVIES Tor WORK.
heierf'ns 10 'hc 'uo'i'es io' perSo"
al work MI Smi'h sa'd inc hrst 'h'h'
ne would po'ht OUT was 'hat u wa
theif duty beca"Se Cnr's' hHn sad 50
Ll't up h'ho eyes ana LOOK II tn
iields are not ripe Tor 'ne harvest
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14

Bulletin Want Ads will lind II.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
RECEPTION AT
CENTRAL UNION

There will he u reception rendered
this evening to Mr., aud Mrs. Della
porto In the parlorH OF Central Union
Church, The Dclaportes arc mission
aries who are spending a few weeks
In Hawaii. There will be u pleasing
program for the reception, containing
musical features by some Of the best
musicians of the city. Mr.. ned But
Ter will sing. All friends of the
church are cordially invited TO at,
tend.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
COLDS CAUSE HEADACHE

LAXATIVE BRoMo-QUININE, re-
moves the cause, Used the world over
to cure a cold in one day. L. W.
GROVES signature ON each box. Mads
b,
RARIS MEDICINE CO. Saint Louia v, 3. q
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
RELIEF FUND NEARS
NINE THOUSAND MARK

The Chinese famine relief fund,
raised so far from tho local people.
amounts to $S7iiio, according to the
executive committee which has charge
Of the fund Among those who con-
.tributcd are the teachers aud pupils
of the Kauluwcla and Royal Schools.
Following is the list of contribu-
tors.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
BORN.

.AKAu--In liilo, March ., 1912, to Mr.,
and Mrs. George II, Akau, a son.
DAVIES 49, At Craigside, Honolulu.
March Il 1879, to Mr.. and Mrs,
Give Davies, son.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14
DIED.

HOLLAND-In New York City, Feb
81, 1912, Edward f., beloved hus-
band Of Elizabeth Allcn, and broth
or az Joseph W. Holland and Mrs
j. J, Carey
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14

An epidemic of dueling prevails in
Paris. In an encounter between Leon
Daudct and Pierre MOrtlcr Journal
lists, the latter was wounded.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-14

Sinai Temple, after being under n
praCcst or dcycIopmcn, Tor 81 years,
has been completed in Chicago at Il
cost of $500, 600.
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
woRLn,s WAR DEBT.

"The war debt or the world fnr oor-
ro,yed money, practically all used for
war purposes, amounts 20 nearly $2f'-
900, 600. .OOO." sayF President Jordan OF
Leland Stanford University, in the
Worlds Work. This suui is expressed
in the Endless Caravan of ciphers.
which carries no meaning 20 the a"er-
age taxpayer, until he feels it's pressure
in the rising cost of living, and IN MS
own difficulties i'm making both ends
meet. The interest charges Of the
world on it's ratioral bonded deot are
about s1.5OOOOO,O 600 ye't' ana about
s2.5O0,O00 are expended yearly on
standing armies and on battleships. lf
we were TO sell cut the entire holding
of the United states, capitalize the re-
turns and put The whole sum at inter-
est at 4 per cent il would just about
keep up the military expenses of the
world in time Of peace.
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
THE oRAsPINe SALT.

Mayor Gaynor at Washington mar
ket. where the Housewives league oi
New York had come TO do their mar
keting as a protest against the high
prices of the shops, said with a smile
20 n group OF elegant protestants:
You women are wise to make this
protest. You must show the provision
lcalers that IL won't do To be too pig
sish. Show them that piggishness like
that of Captain Salt Is not the touch
stone of success.
Captain Salt once behaved with
considerable heroism in a collision al
sea, and his company wished to pre-
sent him with gold watch. Accord
ingly Salt was invited To board meet :
ing, and there. in a luxurious room on
the thirteenth story of a skyscraper
amid a throng Of millionaires with
white side vhiskers. n superb gold
watch was duly presented to the ma
riner in neat speech.
And how did Captain salt receive
that beautiful watch? He took 1t In
his big. red hand frowned and said:
Where's the chain that goes with
;to'p
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
PAGE THREE

direct adequate returns. an exhibit
worth more than s2.5OOOOO at st.
Louis resulting In sales OF only $780,
600.
on the other hand, the commission
considers that the Payne tariff. which
at present bars entirely the export OF
many German products TO the United
States and renders their display at
San Francisco useless. will from now
on probably undergo process OF re-
vision downward. giving German ex-
hibitors some chance OF returns from
their exhibits Furthermore. the COM
mission holds that the fields of busi-
ness activity TO be opened up by the
Inauguration Of the Panama Canal.
not only on the Pacific coast OF tho
United States but also in Central and
South America Canada and even east
Asia, are so great that German bust
nessmen may well seize the oppor-
tunty Of coming in contact with the
visitors expected in San Francisco
from these countries.
The permanent commission has as
yet reached no decision. but there Is
good ground 20 expect that the last
considerations will result in a favor
able reply TO the American invitation.
How great representation and
whether a general one, embraces all
aspects of German business and man.
ufacturing life. will be made, depends
largely on the attitude taken by the
ticularly by the emperor on his return.
His ma5esty's influence Is confidently
expected TO be thrown into the scale
for a thoroughly adequate and repre-
sentative display.
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
To Repress the Poles.

The government. despite a series OF
nat failures i'm it's repressive measures
against the Poles. has by no means
lost courage and il is now asking the
Reichstag for an appropriation OF
$25, ,000, 900 to be used in keeping lands
new owned by Germans out of the
hands Of the Poles. Several million
dollars has heretofore been used IN
the effort but without appreciable
effect. for in the five years from 1906
Ia 1911 more than 100000 acres OF
land in East Prussia, Pomerania and
Silesia passed from German into Pol
ish ownership. A similar danger. but
Of less Importance, is conceived 70
threaten the Germans in Northern
Schleswig, where the Danes are slow
" getting hold of land despite the
fact that majority OF them are de-
MED the privilege or citizenship by
Germany.
The fund asked by the government
is TO he administered by a special
commission, which will buy threaten
ed farm properties and either lease or
sell them 20 German citizens on easy
terms. These contracts Of sale are 10
contain clauses providing for heavy
money penalty in case the lands are
sold 10 Poles. making such sale out
of the question.
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
A KILLING JOKE.

Mayor Gaynor. at DINER in New
York. praised the humor of w. ID.
Howells.
"Mr. Howells humor Is always
xind," he said. 1--WE Americans are
perhaps too prone to ctTiel humor-if'
indeed. cruelty can be dignified with
such n name.
but when | think of our typical
American humor, with it's cruel flavor
{ always remember the fireman's prdc
IDEAL joke.
1.-The funniest thing about that
there fire. the fireman chuckled, was
our joke on Mike. Mike stood on the
roof OF the burning building waving
his arms and yelling down for help
and we yelled to him, Jump. Mike
lump! Wen catch you in the nett
And Mike jumped, and--ha, ha, hal
we didn't have no nett"
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
1T MAKES THEM TALK.

Another fact against intemperance.
said Or. II. Legion Rraye, the noted
psychologist. I'm n recent lecture In
Memphis-"another fact against in
temperance is the way 1t makes men
talk.
II was walking down the street the
other afternoon when u shabby man
iccosted me.
Guess YOU don't know me. DR..
Braye-hicg he said
"'No." said /. coldly, 4 don't know
YOU.
We'll he continued, laying his
paw on my shoulder. I'm your wash
womans husband. that's who | am
"'Are YOU? said. ard l shook off
his too familiar paw. 'Are you. In
ieed7'
Eyes. | am said he. frowning.
You see, doc. you don't know every
thing.
mo? said /. What don't ! know?
"'Wcll.' he said, with a leer. YOU
don't know, for instance, that I've got
on one of your new pink suits of
spring underwear-hic.'"
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
HANCOCK BREvITlEs

Alex Stevenson of Detroit is spend
irg a few days in the copper country
Mrs. r. II. Banks of Escanaba is
visiting at the home OF her mother
Mrs. Thomas Smart on Water street
The Hancock baseball team plays
the Hubbell team in the first regular
scheduled game for the season tomor-
row at Hubbell. The opening of the
season was postponed from last Sun
day, an exhibition game taking the
place of the scheduled match.
Local alumni of the Hancock Fin
nish college are arranging for an ex-
cursion and picnic to the White City
in July. A committee Is now engaged
IN making the arrangements.
Senator w. Frank James yesterday
received copies of the petition of John
@. Ross, lieutenant governor of Michl-
gan. for denomination and was also
Informed by Mr.. Ross that he con-
templates visiting copperdom in July
or August.
Karl f. Gates, for some time past
local representative Of the Interna-
ticnal Correspondence schools, has
been appointed district manager
of the Northwestern Mutual Life
Insurance company. with Houghtor
and Baraga counties as his territory.
a party consisting Of 9. u. Han
chette. George II Nichols. John ID
Crawford. Andrew Bran and II. u
Brock leave this afternoon in an auto
mobile, for fishing trip after graylinI
to the clay banks on the Otter River.
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
TORCH LAKE
BASEBALL TOMORROW.
Hancock and Hubbell to Battle on the
Caledonia Diamond.

Hancock and Hubbell to Battle on the
Caledonia Diamond.
The opening of the Copper Country
league will take place on the Hubbell
diamond at Caledonia park tomorrow
afternoon when the Hancock nine will
be here TO cross bats with the Hub
bell team. The game will start at 3
o'clock and it is predicted the contest
will be well worth seeing. The local
players are I'm fine fettle for the fray
and are determined to put up a fast
game. Charlie Anderson, outfielder for
the Double-H team last year. has been
signed by Manager Slattery OF the To-
Gals and he Is considered a good man.
both I'm the garden and with the will
low The entire team is in good con-
dition and there will be hundreds OF
fans who will turn out to see the
sport.
The fine new grandstand with -
seating capacity of over eight hundred
will be completed for the game. The
grounds will be well rolled down again
tomorrow, putting them in first-class
condition.
The TamaraclS Mills juniors will
play the Hustlers on the Lake Linden
town diamond. The game will start
at . o'clock.
The Leaders also have n contest to-
morrow afternoon but they will go 20
Calumet to meet the yellow Jacket
team
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01

REMARKABLE MISSES.



Here are tle names Of the Misses
who are described by their character
istics:
The Miss whose company nobody
wants is misfortune.
The Miss who is always making
blunders Is mistake
The Misses who are OF a jealous
temper are misglve and mistrust.
The Miss who occasions great
many quarrels is misunderstanding.
The Miss who Is a bad dressmakor r.
is mlsflt
The Miss who is disobdient and dis
orderly is mlsrule.
The Misses who can never find a
thing when they want il are mislay
and misplace.
The Misses that are great story tell
ers are misinform, misrepresent and
misreport.
The Miss that is awkward ana rude
$ misbehaVe.
The two Misses. that travellers
should avoid are mlsguide and mis-
lead.
The Miss that is very extravagant
S misspend.
The Miss that will ruin any man as
mismanagement
The Miss that should never attempt
10 translate is mininterpret.
The Miss that should never repea,
anything she reads or hears is mis-
1uote.
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
TORCH LAKE BREvIrlEs.

Henry and Herman ITinkman. ol
Tamarack City. have returned from
Arkansas where they spent the past
three weeks visiting their parents.
The Hubbell band will give tie frs
public open air concert from the
band stand In the village this even
ing. The concert will start about
7:30.
Miss Margaret Ryan of Calumet and
Miss Helen Dwyer of Hancock have
returned to their homes after spend
ing couple of days as guests of Miss
Agnes Slattery of Hubbcll.
This evening the junior class of tn,
Lake Linden high school will hold Z
hop in the city haa. The seniors viii
bc guests of honor and II is expected
the hall will be well filled. A c. a. IA
orchestra will furnish the music.
Robert Middlemiss is III and his
condition Is considered critical.
The Calumet news., 1912-06-01
REST FOR THE EYES.

Everybody should give his eyes a
days holiday at least once a month
In the present age we experience far
more eye strain owing to increasing
reading habits and multitudes of glar-
ing lights than our forcfathers did. and
we suffer more from heaeachos.
Therefore give your eyes a holiday
rs frequently as possible. Give them o
days absolute rest. and the relief the
next day will be most refreshing.
When taking an eye holiday a room
whit green wall paper is a good place
TO rest In II one cannot get TO the coun
try among natures green fields and
woods. Green rests the eyes more than
any other color.