The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-04-02
By FINLEY T DUNE

tn, torrent " a~rrystocratic rage In
IN end he had to lave tn buildin' an
was followed home be a throng " tn
MOVERS " British chivalry cryin':
! an. Tn scene was wan iv tn most
dramatic iver witnessed in English
pollytlcks. Among those who looked
down on It firm tn strangers gall
iery was Caleb Virgins, tn famo0N
churn manufacturer iv Baraboo,
whose daughter is Countess iv Upper
roofing AS An Anglo-Saxon.' said
Mr. Virgins, L was greatly thrilled be
IN demonstration. All over tn wur-
ria there is a concerted movement
again our ordher an 1t must be resist
ed Mr.. Virgins reported a slight
Iallln OF in the churn business, but
looked for an Improvement this fall"
1t all about asked Mr..
Eennessy.
i didn't know mesilf till | asked
logan said Mr.. Dooley. He made
II perfectly plain. Says he: Well, to
begin WITH he says, England has a
constitution, but nobody liver took tn
thrOuble to write it down, SO nobody
knows what is at amy minyit an any
thing that happens is lible to change
It firm day to day. In our more
blessed country he says, we have q
written constitution an amy school
BOY can read it an understand it if
ne has been admitted to tn bar an
follows tn decisions iv tn Supreme
coOrt. This here vulnerable docymint
was wrote out be tn fathers il tn re-
pubic Whin tn republic Was in it's
infancy. an its rimedies ARE good fr
teethin. rash, humps an prickly
neat, but " course ye can't find any
thlng IN 1T fr tn govt, pros
tratlon. an tn other aliments " ma
chure manhood, SO whin tn republic
mas a pain IN its stomach tn Supreme
coort says: AT great expense we
nave secured a copy iv tn constitution
frm a collector iv rare docymints an
We find casther-ile wud've been i'm
: ployed by tn founders iv tn nation
But this Wud be Onsuited to tn age il
tn patient an wud remove tn cause
, " tn disease which is part iv tn ma.
ture " republics. We have no doub.
i. that II tn old La-ads that wrote thi:
docymint had lived to our day the,
Wud advise a musthard plaster. Amy.
how that's what we intend to slam on
; Thin tn patient won't know which i:
hurtin him an will be happy, OF
: ought TO be. Holmes j., McKenna J.
! hughes j., and the Taft judges whose
names I've forgot concurrin'."
q But says Hogan. in England
they make up tn constitution as thnA
go along. Undher it tn king is III
: supreme ruler. Ye mustn't free1
that. All power comes firm tn
throne. But tn king don't git a Gin
/, FIR supreemly ruin onless he 81.
. premely rules as tn house IL common
wants him to. AS soon as tn kine
Y reads the ELECTION returns an find,
g out who is tn boss ~ tn house i,
S commons he says to himsilf: There
= a new face in tn cashiers window. I
n is q pleasant face, a kind face. 1t i
r tn face IL a maj that I wud like Il
l. have Fl me adviser. / will iiiNat,
e this humble stranger to an Office i
great dignity. I will make him m,
s prime ministher.' TIL relations i
It tn prime ministher an tn king ar'r
~pecoolyer. TIL king commands tn
/ prime ministher absolutely. on'y h
I mustn't command him to do anythin
lie tn prime Ininisther hasn't asked hin
Is to command him to do. TIL prim
: ministher approaches tn throne o.
e, his knees. 'Sirrah,' say tn king
pushin' him gently away with hi
n foot. what dye want?'
q Il await we're maiesty's com
q mands.' says tn prime ministhel
" Get out says tn king. Il won't
SAYS the prime ministher. Wei
n thin" a tn king. Il haven't ann
= other commands for ye.' we're ma
~ jesty don't know what ye ARE talkir
&c about. [ have a list iv command
~ here that ye'd better be quick abou
:. maxim me obey or | ant hold Il
BOYS amy longer says he, haulil
- a. pa-aper out IL his coat tail poke
~ "Ye needn't read thin to me say
- tn king in an awful voice. Spec
- ca1iff, an proclaim me rile will
&c me realm or we're head shall be FOL
in felt" says he. An tn prime mini!
ht tner has to obey whether he wan
to or not.
hi Thin says Hogan. there ARE Il
ir lords. Whin they don't stand in Wit
ir tn prime ministher they stand b
- tween him an tn constitute.
q THEY'RE like our saint. In livery couI
t. thry like England an ours which
h ruled entirely be tn people, it is nj
cissary to have a body IL intelligel
rs an consecutive men TO see that tn
IN don't entirely rule tn country. D,
no see tn pint? TIL whole idee iv a r
lie public is that the people should ha'