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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
oEATH'e HARVEST.
Mrs. Mary z. seax.

MRS. Mary e. Seay died at the hom,
Oh NJ. M. Butts on South High stree,
Thursday night at IL o'clock. afte,
an illness of considerable duration
caused By cancer Of the stomach
Mrs. seny was "A years, 4 months
and rs days old, and had been a mem.
Der of thu Baptist church for forty
four years. She celebrated her gold
en- wedding In August, 1905, her hus.
band having died since that date
Mrs. Seay was born md reared In
DaYiess county, Indiana. Moved to
Kansas in 1884, and then to Iron
City eighteen years ago. She is sur
vived by the following children: Mrs.
Anna M. Mckay, Lawrenceburg; Mrs.
J. E. Tell Piedras Negras, Mexico;
John P. seay, Alhambra, Calf; and
Frank R. seay, of Columbia.
The remains will be shipped to Iron
City Saturday morning, leaving on the
$3.50 train, Services will be conduct
Ell at the Baptist church in Iron CITY
by Rev. w. R. Beckett, and burial
at Mt. Nebo Saturday afternoon
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
NEW COMMITTEE
WILL MEET SOON
CONGRESSIONAL BODY WILL Be
ORGANIZED WITHIN NEXT
THIRTY DAYS.

Under the resolution adopted by
the recent congressional convention
at Franklin, the democratic congress
sional committee will meet within
tn next thirty days on the call of
Chairman Haynes, of the convention,
for the purpose of organization and
to arrange for the congressional cam
paign. The first important business
will be the election of a chairman.
1t is generally believed that R. H.
Crockett, of Williamson county.
whose eloquent speech placed Mr..
Padgett in nomination, will be the
chairman Of the committee.
The new committee will serve un-
til the November election at which
time their successors will be elected
In general primary, one member
from each county Of the district. This
will put the seventh district in line
with the other districts of the state.
where the members Of the congress
sional committee are separate ana
distinct from the county chairmen.
Under the plan to be followed hero
after in this district and which II
the plan in other districts Of the
state. the congressional committee IL
not embroiled with local and faction
al divisions in the several counties.
The following is the complete ana
roll Of the new committee:
Houston county, g. p. Atchison:
Wayne county, T. 8. Hughes: Dick
soL county Graham Edgerton: Lewis
county, H. N. Mann; Hickman county,
D. T. Bates; Maury county, Jas. c.
VOORHEES,; Humphreys county, v. A.
Rushing: Giles county. 10 D. Wood
ard, Williamson county, R. H. Crock
stt. Lawrence county. John F. Nor
-iscn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
FINE SAMPLE OF
NEW DAT GRASS
CAPT. MERoNEY Is GREAT BE.
LEVER IN 1T FOR HAY AND
PASTURAGH ALSO.

Capt. Jno. n. Meroney, Of Darks
Mill, one of the most progressive
farmers of the county, brought to
Tie Herald Office this morning a SAM
pleJf the new meadow oat grass. a
forage crop recommended by expert
ments of the department of agricul-
ture. The department sent Capt. Me-
roney few seed and he planted
about half an acre which he will cut
forseed and next year plant more.
The seed are sown in the early fall,
make good grazing all winter and
good hay in the spring. The sample
brought to Columbia is over five feet
high
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
Miss Lucy Whitaker.

Miss Lucy Whitaker, daughter OF
MI and Mrs. Thomas Whitaker, died
at her home at Summertown Tuesday
For several years her health had
been poor, but recently she had been
improving and her death came as a
great shock to the family. She was a
young lady of many attractive quail
ties member of the Baptist church
and was buried at Summertown Wed.
nesday. She was the granddaughter
OF Mrs. Lucy Holt, of Culleoka, where
she was reared.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
EXHIBITS TREND
TO LIFE TENURE
FITZGERALD UNCoVERS AN OLD
MEMORANDUM OF RoosE.
VELT'S

Washington, May 29.-What die
Theodore Roosevelt mean when he
said more than eight years ago that
offices would be permanent during
my lifetime?" Did he then believe
that the office of President of the
United States would continue to be
under his control until his death?
These are questions that curious
members Of Congress are asking
each other tonight since Representa-
tive John J. Fitzgerald ofNew York
City, a democrat, read into the Con-
gresional Record a document discov-
cred in the musty files of the House
Appropriations Committee, Of which
Mr.. Fitzgerald il Chairman.
A little more than eight years ago
Mr.. Roosevelt, then President, got
into . controversy with Congress
over the remodeling Of the White
House. and the building Of "tempora-
~ executive onices." These ofices
are the same now occupied by Pres.
ident Taft When this CONTROVERSY
was ut it, height President Roose-
velt sent to. the House Appropria-
tiors@ Committee architect a memo
randum containing this sentence:
Provision for temporary quarters
Tor executive ofnces is comparatively
annie mater"
The word Temporary" is under.
scored in pencil, and in what ap-
pears to be the handwriting Of Mr..
Roosevelt, also in pencil, on the mar
gin Of the paper there appears this
,otica:
"(To be permanent during my life
mc.--T.R.)
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
J. T. Goodrum,

After an illness of considerable du
ration J. T. Goodrum died at Pillows
lnfirnary this morning, at which
place he had been during the past
month or more. Mr.. Goodrum was an
OLD Confederate soldier and a mem.
beI CT the Bivouac and Camp of this
city. He is survived by one brother,
W. j. Goodrum and four sons w. A.
Goodrum, Memphis, M. W. Goodrum,
Ottenwa, Tenn; Edward Goodrum.
Albany, Ca; Frank A. Loodrum, Nc
Gains. Services Thursday at Nc
Gains church at II a. M, conducted
by Rev. Blades, pastor of the Cum.
berland Presbyterian church. The
following will please act as pail bear.
ers: A. o. P. Nicholson, J. H. Fus-
sell, J. W. B Thomas, Jasper Horn,
Tom Hillard, J. J. Elan
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
VERDICT LARGER
THAN BEFORE
JURY IN cocKRELL VS.. CUM
6ERLAND TELEPHONE CO.
FINDS FOR PLAINTIFF.

The jury in the case of ]. G. Cock
rell vs. the Cumberland Telephone &
Telegraph Co. returned verdict this
morning for the plaintiff, and In a
larger sum, 1856. The verdict at a
former term Of the court was for
$500 and was set aside by the court.
There viii likely be an effort to have
this verdict set aside aiso.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
THE SICK.

Mrs. John L. Nelson, of Culleoka
who has been quite sick for several
days, Is slowly improving.
Mrs. Fayette Wilkes, Of Culleoka,
is rapidly recovering from Injuries
which she received few days ago.
Mrs. John L. Nelson, Of Culleoka,
continues to improve.
The numerous friends of Mrs. John
Fraser will be gratifed to know that
she is rapidly recovering from the Of.
fects Of her recent accident. She Is
able to be mp and about the place.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
FIRST PEACHES
OF THE SPRING

v. NJ. Buchnau, for the past sever.
al years the first Maury countian to
produce home grown peaches, is still
maintaining his record. He brought
to The Herald ONCE this morning a
dozen or more peaches of variety
he said we're propagated by the late
John w. Frierson. The peaches are
of spelncid variety ana are we'll de-
velopcd for this early season. Mr..
Buchnau says that by Aext Saturday
the tree will be almost full ripe.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
DR.. L. v. SubIett,

After several months suffering from
malignant sarcoma at the home of his
uncle, DR.. A. o, Kennedy, on South
Garden street, DR.. L. V. Sublett died
this morning. Deceased was about
1lfty five years of age and had for the
past thirty years practiced medicine
in and around Center Star and Rally
Hill. DIR. Sublett was an unmarried
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
CONNER AKIN
GOES TO PRINCETON
IS ATTENDING MEETING OF THE
ALUMNI ASSOCIATION OF
THE UNIVERSITY.

Conner Akin, our street commits
sioner and city engineer, has gone to
Princeton, N. j., to attend a reunion
of the alumni association of Prince
ton University, of which institution
Mr.. Akin Ia a graduate.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
SUNDAY SCHOOL
TO HAVE PICNIC
ST. PETERS PUPILS WILL GO TO
THE DoDsoN PLACE ON oeiL.
VIE LANE.

Sunday school pupils of st. Peters
Episcopal church will have their an.
nual picnic on Saturday at the bod.
son place on the ogilvie lane. They
are requested to meet at the Sunday
school room promptly at . O'Clock.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
Clemens Bush Osborne.

Clemens Bush Osborne, a well
known travelling man. died at the
home Of his sister. Mrs. Bette jaime
In Nashville Sunday morning after an
illness Of two days. Mr.. Osborne was
Sc years Of age and was we'll known
In Columbia, having Travelled out Of
this city for the International Har.
vester Company for a considerable
length Of time. Recently he !, went
with the Hopkinsville Wagon Works,
which firm he was with at the time Of
his death. He was here only a few
days since and his friends remarked
on ,hls general appearance Of good
health. He is survived by his wife
two sons, Arthur and Estil Osborne.
both Of California, and two daughters
Mise Elizabeth Osborne, of Murfrees.
boro, and Mrs. Mamie Arnold, of Or.
egon.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
STATE SUNDAY
SCHOOL MEETING

On the program of the Tennessee
Sunday school convention, which
meets in Memphis for Q three days
session on Tuesday, the 18th, ". A.
Dale, president Of the haury county
association, ID dovn tos Q numbsf.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07

We have some special low prices
on new and up-to-date Buggies, Sur
reys and Phaetons. See our stock
before buying. Street, Martin &
Vaughan Co. II
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07

velanda wore brilliantly lighted with
lanterns and an abundance of flowers
fol med the decorations and sent
tneil fragrance into every part Of
the splendid home.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07

Hygeno, the great disinfectant for
sheep, hogs and cattle. Keeps them
free of vermin. Street Martin &
Vaughan Co. u
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07

Walter A. Wood Mowers, Binders,
Hay Rakes and Tedders are built
stronger and of better material than
others. We sell them to you for less
money than the trust machines.
Street, Martin & Vaughan Co. 1t
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
Mrs. Mary Holder.

Mrs. Mary Holder, an aged and
highly respected resident of the
Broadview community, died Friday
and was buried at McCains Saturday,
the funeral being conducted by Revs.
Patton ana Cherry. Mrs. Holder was
II years OF age and is survived by
seven children, three girls and four
boys.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07

The largest stock of Lubricating
Oils, Cup Grease, Packing, Hose
and Betting in the city, see us If you
would use the best oils and save
money. Street, Martin & Vaughan
Co. It
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
Girls Bridge Club.

Girls Bridge Club.
Miss Minnie Fry was the hostess
Of the Girls Bridge Cluo Wednesday
afternoon at her home on West Sew.
enth street After the game a deli
cious lunch course was served. The
next meeting will be held with Miss
Addie Rainey.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
Mrs. w. O Walkers Music Class,

Mrs. w. O Walkers Music Class,
After most successful term the
music class of Mrs. w. o. Walker will
close today. A delightful and well
prepared program had been planned,
but owing to the serious illness of
very near neighbor, the recital has
been postponed. The madals won by
the different classes for the most i'm
provement were given this morning
to tae following young ladies in the
after Christmas class numbering
eight. Little Miss Annie May Biz
kett. was the successful one. With
the six beginners entering in Septem-
bel, Annie May and Bertha williams
tied and drew for the medal, Annie
May being the winner. The class OF
nile that have taken longer than one
year and In which the starr" medal
is the coveted prize. was won by Miss
Tennie Colvert with Miss Edna Ear
ris close second.
Pupils are already enrolling for the
suiamer term, showing the confidence
in this well known and successfur
who knows no defeat in Civ.
Ing instructions in the art of music.
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80
SOCIETY,".
Six O'Clock Dining.

\ Six O'CLOCK DINING.
Miss Bertha Cayce was hostess
Saturday afternoon at six o'clock
dinner in honor Of her guests, Joe
Cayce and Guy Brogden, of Nashville.
man and was highly esteemed by his
many friends and acquaintances. The
funeral services will take place at
the grave Wednesday morning in the
JCornersville cemetery, his old home.
Celebrates Birthday.
One of the most delightful occas-
ions was that of the birthday cele-
bration OF ]. c. Davis, at Lasea on
Monday. Mr.. Davis was seventy
years of age on this date. A most
sumptuous dinner consisting of al
most everything imaginable was
&seryed to the large number of rela-
Hives and guests who were present.
NGreat heaping platters of fried chick
#en, Drowned fish, cakes in abundance,
&piClles in plenty, and many other
*delicacies prepared by the hands of
*those who loved the old man lest,
land most congenial company made
Ia day long to be remembered by
&tnose present. The guests numbered
AN even forty and were, Mr.. and Mrs.
and Mrs. Tom Ring and nine chill
E6ren; Mr.. and Mrs. Evan Jones and
three children; Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin
Ring and two children; Mr. and Mrs.
Tom Davis and three children; Mr..
IND Mrs. Charlie Hardison and Calvin
Davis; Mr.. and Mrs. J. P. Davis and
{bne great granddaughter Lurline
&Hrckaby; Elder N. G. Derryberry;
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Hardison and son;
Mrs. r. J. Derryberry and daughter,
Mrs. Loula Craige and Miss Carrie
Craige; Mr.. and Mrs. M. Craige and
little Miss Aileen, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Davis.
-
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
Hay Ride.

Hay Ride. ...
Miss Helen Shelton was hostess of
a hay ride Wednesday night in honor
of her attractive house guests, Misses
Glerdon Jean, Robbie Hoots, and
Martha Dean, of Fayetteville. The
party consisted of about twelve
couples and after enjoying the ride
for several hours the party stopped
and the young ladies served a dainty
lunch.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
rcanizatlon Of New Society.

Organization of New Society.
TIE Junior Chorus Choir was or
sani2ed Monday evening in the Sun.
lay school room of the First Metho.
list church. It is composed Of TWEEN
Iy-flve members taken from the larg.
kr classes of the Sunday school.
Quite a pleasant evening was spent
Ind refreshments were served by
Misses Bessie Martin, Naomi Estes
ind Annie May Orr.
The following officers were elected:
Mrs. Chas. Sharp, directress; Miss
Terna Shelley, president; J. B.
|harp, list vice president; Miss An
lie My Orr, End vice president; Jas.
Eooten, treasurer; Miss Mary Cooper
Boyd, secretary. Entertainment COM
biCtee-Miss Annis Joyce, chairman;
Percy Moore, Robert Barrow, Misses
e!le Burns, Naomi Estes, Leah
harp
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
Entertained Bridal Party.

MIR. and Mrs J. M. Gregory and
ISIS Mildred Gregory entertained
be Sloan-Thomas wedding party
fom Fayetteville Monday night, af-
pr the rehearsal. The color scheme
roughout the entertainment was
reen and white, and Mesdames For
ey assisted in receiving.
.-8-
eventh Birthday.
Little Miss Mary Dooley celebrated
el seventh birthday Tuesday after
bon at the home of her parents, Mr.,
hd Mrs. Sid Dooley, on South Main
rect. A score or more of her little
bends gathered to greet her on this
tcasion and they were entertained
the lawn with games, after which
les were served.
nnual Ball at Eppsrson.
The annual ball at Epperson
brings will take place at Epperson
brings Hotel ON the night of June
p, and 1t is understood that . mum.
Pr " Columbia's younger society
will attend. r. B. Murray, man
ker Of the beautiful and famoua ann. !
or resort. has secured for this oc-
sion the splendid orchestra and
ncert company of Louisville, KY,
FADED by the famous lCarrico. Ep- |
rson Springs are located four roles
est of Westmoreland, whfcA h sitn.if
"a on the Louisville & Nashville
hilroad.
ssionary Society Meeting.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-06-07
visionary Society Meeting.

'ssonary Society Meeting.
The Young Peoples Society of the
st Methodist church will meet in
Sunday school room Of the church
llay afternoon at 4 o'clock.
dies and Children to Serve Cream.
he children of the Fairview Bap-
church will serve cream at the
Tue of Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Yancey
'urday afternoon at o'clock. The
pIes Of the church will serve cream
the same place that night.
-
IS Blocker EntertaIns.
MISS Orell Blocker entertained
Vu' nifty friends Tuesday night In
lor OF Misses Denton Jean, Robbie
t0ts and Martha Dean, of Fayette-
IT, who are the attractive guests
MISS Helen Shelton. Rock was
'eu at FIVE tables and at the con-
.'0n OF the games dainty refresh
!" were served. The house ana
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-05-18
Editorial Comment
Change of Name Advised.
(ossipee Valley Herald.)


The Lewiston Sun ought to change
its name to the lewiston Moon, as
more fitting the amount of light 1t
sheds. The man who doesn't prae-
tice prohibition on himself isn't fit
for the job of forcing prohibition on
Others says the Moon. 1t is the
same paper that said Maine better
turn over part of her territory to Can
|ada than give Congress the right To
raise war funds by an income tax.
Also the same paper that would not
let the Legislature appropriate a
dollar until first recommended by the
governor and council. The Moon pur-
sues logic so hard that by its dim light
lit cannot see where it is going. As
for mere logic. we can go them one
better. Prohibition says. Thou shall
not sell tipple. According. to the
above recent quotation. If you sell tip
pie you are not fit to prevent others
from selling tippIe. But the Sun has
repeatedly argued that licensed liquor
dealers are the very ones to stop the
unlicensed sale. However, it is an old
story that spirits go to the head, and
logic in rum matters runs up walls
and ceilings and falls fiat like cat in
L. fiji.
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women what Mrs. Pinkham's medicines
have done for me and give you permits
sion to publish this letter for the good of
others. - Mrs. HULDA ERICKSON, SOC
Maysville Avenue, GAINESVILLE, Ohio.
More Proof.
Burlington, Iowa. % For years / suf-
fered a great deal from female troubles.
had awful pains and felt sick nearly all
the time. / saw Lydia E. Pinkham s
Vegetable Compound advertised and
heard that it had helped other suffering
women so | felt sure it would do me
good. Sure enough it did. The first
bottle helped me and now l am a strong
and well woman. would not be with
out it in the house. - Mrs. ANNA HIG-
GINS, 1125 Agency ST., Burlington, Iowa.
There need be no doubt about the
ability of this grand old remedy, made
from the roots and herbs of our fields, to
remedy woman's diseases. We possess
volumes of proof of this fact, enough
to convince the most skeptical. Why
don't you try it?
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noon, when workers may be expected
to become careless through fatigue are
comparatively safe.
The suggestion of the industrial in
surance commissioner of the far north
Pacific state has been discussed with
lumber mill operators and manufactur-
ers. and several plants in Spokane and
other places are planning to give it a
thorough trial in the coming summer
1t would not be an expensive trial for
any business or Industrial concern to
make the experiment. We have no
doubt that the time lost in the 10
minute recesses would be more than
made up by the workmen during the
rest of the day. in reeuperated ener-
GIGS and increased good viii toward
employers.
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here inftosif and began talking to
him. The doctor could not under
stand what the fellow said, but after
a while as the patient continued OPEN
ing his mouth and pointing In there
he decided he knew what was wanted
so motioning to the fellow to follow.
the doctor started for the dentists
room. Still pointing into his mouth
he took the dental chair while the
dentist relieved him of some of his
teeth and then he was permitted to
go. says a Mlwnocket correspondent.
The Polander went home only to
return with a friend who acted as
an interpreter and told the doctor
that his little hoy had a sore throat
and he wanted some medicine for him.
Maine Woods, Phillips.
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Monotony, Not FATIGUE,

The chairman of the Industrial Com
mission of the state of Washington,
after receiving reports of thousands of
cases since the workmen's compensa-
ton law came effective in that state,
is convinced that the chief cause of ac-
cidents to working men is monotony of
task, not fatigue. In the light of this
state officials reports and estimate. a
remedy is suggested in the way of re-
cesses of Is minutes in the forenoon
and in the afternoon. The topic is an
interesting one and worthy of careful
consideration.
Statistics compiled by the Washing
ton state commission covering a period
of months, show that accidents are
most frequent between ten and eleven
o'clock i'll the forenoon and between
three ad four o'clock in the afternoon
1t is also shown that the largest mum
Der of accidents result from automatic
action on the part of workmen, princi
pally because of the monotony. Con
| trary to the general belief, the las
| hours Of the morning and the after.
II
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DAB S.
Treatment That Costs Nothing If II
Fails to Benefit.

Diabetes has long been considered an
tncurable disease and the only hope held
out to patients has been to prolong their
years by abstemious living. newly
discovered plant in Mexico called Dia-
betol herb has been found to be a speci-
fic in the treatment of diabetes, quickly
reducing the specific gravity and sugar,
restoring the weight and building up the
system.
The treatment is very inexpensive;
s1.00 worth of the herb will last two
weeks and will remove the worst symp-
toms in the most aggravated cases. Call
at our store and see the proofs and get
free booklet of diet lists, showing the
proper foods for diabetes. Bowditch,
w eDSter u Co. VS.
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The record is by no means always law
under such status as now exists, bu
it is made up for the purpose of read
ing to people whose votes the Demo
Gratis want in the approaching cam
paign. 1t is fine old game of politica
hocus pocus and the Democrats ar
playing it for all it is worth
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vous and run down.
/ was dizzy and had
numb feelings and
my eyes ached. l
took doctors medi-
rcines but they did
me no good, so l de-
cided to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. | did
so, and now / feel
stronger and better.
I have told other
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Just as soon as the fly is extinct and
the swat-theny campaign has ended,
the fly and baldhead jokesmiths will
go out of business. The terrors of the
bald head will be practically elimi-
atpd