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The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19
MARKET REPORTS.

This report is corrected every day,
and is the price paid to the Producer.
The grain report is the same as that
received daily by the Farmers Union.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

so EXTENSIVELY ADVERTISED
In THE MAGAZINES, UNUSUALLY
PRETTY COLORINGS AND ALL
PRICED AT THE REGULAR MAG
AZINE PRICES.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

WANTED-POSITION AS COOK IN
private family. No washing. Ref
erences. Address %" care Star
Mirror. 43-5
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

FOR RENT-Seven-room modern
house, close in. See Mason Corn
wall. Phone 121R 44tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

FOR SALE OR TRADE-A COM
plete acetelyne lighting system with
about 800 feet of pipe. Everything
in first class condition. inquire at
Hotel Idaho. Att
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

FOR SALE-FANCY WAGNER AND
Jonathan apples. Buy a box and
send home to your folks and at the
same time boost Moscow. R. W.
Stafford. 44-5
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

FOR SALEAHOUSEHOL GOODS,
Inquire of Mrs. L. A. Torsen, 213
Main street. 44tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

Yes, we have some trees dug and.
are ready to fill orders. Home Muir
sery sos North Washington. 45-8pd
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

WE TAKE JUST AS MUCH PLEAS
URE IN THE SUCCESS OF OUR
NEIGHBOURS, AS IN OUR OWN
WHEN THEY DO WELL-WE'VE
ALWAYS FOUND THAT OTHERS
ALSO ARE DOING WELL. GOOD,
CLEAN, HONEST COMPETITION
ALWAYS HELPS A TOWN.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-19

I'LL EXCLUSIVE
III Agents
II DAVID 6
||CLASSIFIED ADS.
REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE-160 ACRES MILES N
E. of MOSCOW, with level road or
water grade to town. 80 acres IL
cultivation, 80 in good timber, al
|
barn good family orchard. Good well
and running water. Can sell, If ta-
| ken soon, at $4,000 per acre, and give
! the best of terms. MOrgareidge
Woody, & Co. 21tf
MISCELLANEOUS
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
good to eat go to Francis cafe. TT
PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS FOR
all kinds of buildings. A. G. Harold.
Moscow, Main and Sdstreets loft
ROOMS AT THE IDAHO HOTEL,
$500 per week and up. Also house
keeping rooms. Meals family style
Room and board, $500 per week 69tf
WANTED-A HOME FOR A BRIGHT,
attractive girl of five years of age.
ENQUIRE of Probate Judge. 40tf
WANTED - EXPERIENCED CEDAR
makers to work in the woods at Bo-
will, Idaho, making Cedar Prices
paid, piling one cent per foot, poles
seven-inch thirty foot and larger
one cent a foot, split posts cent and
a quarter each Steady work, fine
timber. E. T. Chaplin Co., Bovill,
Idaho. 36-47
ROOMS TO RENT = FURNISHED
rooms for housekeeping to rent to
adults. 1874 Almond street. Phone
26O-R. 43tf
WANTED AS COOK IN
private family. No washing. Ref
erences. Address %" care Star
Mirror. 43-5
FOR RENT-Seven-ro modern
house, close in. See Mason Corn
wall. Phone 121R. 44tf
FOR SALE OR TRADE-A COM
plete acetelyne lighting system with
about 800 feet of pipe Everything
in first class condition. inquire at
Hotel Idaho. 43tf
FOR SALE-FANCY WAGNER AND
Jonathan apples. Buy box and
send home to your folks and at the
same time boost Moscow. R. w.
Stafford. 44-5
TRADE A GOOD
farm for oMscow city property. G. E.
7 Averill, 926 E. B street, Moscow. 44tf |
AND TEAMS TO
work. Enquire of Mrs. Sam Curtis,
corner Polk and B streets. 44tfj
FOR LE+HOUSEHOLD GOODS,
Inquire of Mrs L. A. Torsen, 213
Main street. 44tf
Yes, we have some trees dug and !
are ready to fill orders. Home Muir |
sery. sos North Washington. 45-8pd
Hold Public Sale.
On Thursday, Nov 81, G. A. Lewis
md c. L. Kenoyer, owners, will sell5
our good horses, two COWS and farm ]
Implements and household furniture
It public auction at their place one
nile northeast of Moscow, near thed
I'D frai grounds. D. w. Barclay is
luctioneer.
F. Mitchell and VIM. Dunlap re-
urned today from trip of several
,xvo ~ Noo,,r <1,AIono and vicinity
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03

bic Compound has done more for me than
all the doctors. I feel it my duty to tell
you these facts. My heart is full Of
gratitude to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege'
table Compound for my health. Mrs.
HARRIET E. WAMPLER, 524 S. Ransom
Street, Ottumwa, Iowa.
Consider Well This Advice.
No woman suffering from any form
of female troubles should lose hope un.
til she has given Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound fair trial.
This famous remedy, the medicinal in.
gradients of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for nearly
forty years proved to be a most valua-
BILE tonic and invigorator of the fe-
male organism. Women everywhere
bear willing testimony to the wonderful
virtue of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.
If YOU want special advice write to
lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (c0nti.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
woman and held in strict confidence
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03
Mail Carriers Will Fly.

This is an age of great discoveries.
Progress rides on the air. Soon we
may see Uncle Sans mail carriers
fving in all directions, transporting
mail. People take wonderful interest
in q discovery that benefits them.
That's why DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Coughs, Colds and other throat and
lung diseases is the most popular med
icine in America. 1T cure me of q
dreadful cough," writes Mrs. J. F.
Davis, Stckney Corner, Me-,
latter doctors treatment and all other
remedies had failed" Excellent for
coughs, colds or any bronchial atfec-
tlon. Price soc and S1.O0 Trial bot
tie free at Kaufman Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03
The Little Gate.

Only little gate between us aad the
green,
Only little door between US and
the air;
Yet we're it miles away it still would
be as near
For those who are bound and chain
ed to trouble and to care:
Only little gate, and that the gate OF
toll,
Between the blue June sky and these
our things to do;
And yet they were just as near II they
were a thousand miles,
When only the thoughts are ours and
dreams that won't come true.
Only little gate between some heart
and mine,
Waiting for fate to swing wide open
on it's hasp;
And yet it were all the same if the
walls were mountain high,
And when we seek the summit we
faint and fall and gasp.
Only little gate between us and that
gift
Of life as free as life and love as loYe
should be;
But, oh, what a sunderink space, and
mountains wall to lift,
And ever the dream as far as the
farthest rim of sea!
Baltimore Sun.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03
State of Ohio, city Of Toledo, es
Tucas County.

State of Ohio, city of Toledo, ss
Lucas County,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath thathe
is senior partner Of the firm of F. j.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the
City If Toledo, County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use of
HALLS CATARRH CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9Th day Of De-
cember, A. D. 1886.
(Seal) A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halps Catarrh Cure is taken inter.
nally and acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constl-
patton.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03
Obituary..

Mrs. Sallie K. Shirley was born No
vember Goth, 1874, and departed this
life on the evening of May 30th, 1912,
being 81 years, months and 10 days
old. She was the daughter Of Mr. and
Mrs. Elijah Carten, both of whom pre-
ceded her to the spirit land. She was
the mother of nine children, six Of
whom are living.
She joined the Baptist church in
early life and remained a faithful
member until death.
She was kind wife and loving
mother. She was a general favorite
among all who had the pleasure Of
knowing her. Her death was very
sudden and unexpected, she being sick
only short while, and we are sadly
grieved by her death. No longer can
we hear her soft and welcome foot
steps around our family fireside. She
has left q vacant chair in our home
and family circle, a stiffness that is al
most unbearable; but amid all there
still remains the sweet assurance that
my dear wife has merely passed from
this life into the great beyond to be
forever with the blessed Savior.
I THANK the neighbors and friends
for the many kindness shown me dur
ing short illness of my departed wife.
Husband.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03
iowa WOMAN
WELL AGAIN
Freed From Shooting Pains,
Spinal Weakness, Dizziness,
by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Ottumwa, Iowa.-"For years I was
almost a constant sufferer from female

trouble in all its
dre adful FORMS;
shooting pains all
over my body, sick
headache, spinal
weakness, dizziness,
depress sion, and
everything that was
horrid. l tried many
doctors in different
parts Of the United
States, but Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

DR. F. @. GILMORE,
IL DENTIST,
1910 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. O.
OyF1cE Hours: a. N. to o. NJ, an from
3to D. m,
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03

During the summer months mothers
of young children should watch for
any unnatural looseness of the bowels.
When given prompt attention at this
time serious trouble may be avoided.
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy can always be de-
pended upon. For sale by all dealers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03

For Great Britaln's obsolete cruiser
Retribution, built in 1889, at cost OF
$780,, 900, the sum of $4,000 was re-
Gently realized by auction at Ports
mouth.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03

Cables of human hair are now made
in Antwerp. They are very durable
and have q further advantage that
they do not stretch under strain.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03

Buy it now. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is al
most certain to be needed before the
summer is over. Buy it now and be
prepared for such all emergency. For
sale by all dealers.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03

Francois not only Of all countries in
the world the largest consumer, pro.
ducer, and exporter of wine, but also,
oddly enough, the largest importer.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03
SInIllile.

"Shmile, und the world shmiles nit
you;
Laugh, und the world will roar.
Howl, und the world will leaf you,
Und nefer come back any more.
For ell of US couldn't been handsome,
Nor ell of US year fine clothee;
But shmile vas not extensive"
Eagles have been noticed flying at a
height of 900 feet, and storks and
buzzards at 1000 feet. A lark will rise
to the same height, and SO will crows.
AS rule, however, birds do not fly at
a greater height than 1000 feet.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-07-03

No matter how other interests suf-
fer, they never allow their delegates
to be kicked around.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
Frenchman Processes to Be Able t.
Cure rheumatism With Series
of Tappings.

''Hast thou no hammer for build
ing?" Carlyle somewhere Indignantly
asks a great sceptic, Voltaire, be-
lieve. A doctor or healer in Paris
has hammer for curing rheumatism,
and seems to be making fortune
with 1t. The rush of patients to get
hammered by him is stupendous. The
house in which he has his consulting
fiat is completely Blocked and the
queue often stretches downstairs right
out into the street The police have
to take special measures. as in the
case of a benefit at a theater. The
landlord is now seeking an injunction
to have his too popular tenant eject
ed. The house has become uninhabit-
able for all the other tenants. The
staircase is impossible. and the lift Is
monopolized by the patients. These
are described as a motley crowd, BE-
:. nging to all classes of society" The
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

The Title of Countess
copyright. 1911. by Associated Literary Press.)
By LAWRENCE ALFRED CLAY

When a man is jolly bachelor of
thirty when he belongs to three or
four clubs-when he is liberal with
his money and is Familiarity called
Fred by every one, how is any one
going to take him seriouSly?' 1t
can't be done. He can not get credit
for being more than half in earnest.
Such a man was Fred Nevins, and
now and then he found it embarrass-
ing not to be credited with serious
ness.
When he dropped in to see the
widow Dareforth one afternoon and
offer her his hand and heart, it was
rather embarrassing to receive the
reply:
tits matter you just happened
to think Of"
Pom my soul, but have loved you
for-for--"
For thirty long seconds!"
For whole year,"
Poor man! How you must have
thrashed around nightsl"
'But won't you believe me?"
mo, sir. Even If did, I should
say no."
"But what's the trouble?"
"Mr Nevins, married one lah-de-
dab man, and don't want another
If marry again, it won't be sissy
You've got money and you've got
brains, and you are throwing them
both away. You are a nonentity out
side your circle"
"Oh, it's that I'm not in profess
sion or working at trader" he
queried.
"Just that. Just idling your time
away Just being sissy of man.
You may find some women to marry
you, but sha'n't credit her with
good sense"
by George! but don't amount to
much, do II" laughed Fred. Come to
think of it, 1 ought to seek a job at
something"
And be told that you couldn't
earn ten dollars week."
"Perhapsl Say. now, I'm going to
be different. I'm going to make
new start. Let's see what | can go
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
U. S. AMBASSADOR RESIGNS

Robert Bacon, ambassador or the
United States at Paris, has resigned
to ally himself with Harvard uniyer-
sity.
Ambassador Bacon's letter, in which
he announced his resignation to Presl-
dent Taft, was received by the Presl-
dent at Washington few days ago.
Mr.. Bacon especially refrained from
making his retirement public, as he
desired the first announcement to
come from Harvard university, which
recently chose him to be fellow In
place OF Judge Lowell, deceased.
Ambassador Bacon said he wished
his friends to know that there were
no Interior motives for his resignation.
He had been for IL years a member
of the board of overseers and could
not, he said, decline the honor of be-
coming a fellow of Harvard, which he
considered to be the best single infu-
ence for good in America.
Mr.. Bacon added that he welcomed
the opportunity &c identify himself ac-
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
BRIDES MANY REGAL GIFTS

Four million dollars in stocks,
bonds and other securities was given
to Mrs. Oliver Cromwell the other day
by Edward T. Stotesbury, head of
Drexel & Co., bankers, as prelude to
their marriage in the afternoon.
Besides the securities, Mr.. Stotes-
bury gave his bride jewels valued at
q million dollars.
The ceremony was performed at
four o'clock at the home of the bride,
1908 New Hampshire avenue, Wash
ington, d. c. The bishop of Washing
ton, Rt. Rev. Alfred Harding, read the
service in the presence Of small but
distinguished company, which includ-
ed the president of the United States
and Mrs. Taft, Mrs. j. Pierpont Nor
gan and ]. P. Morgan, Jr. Arthur En-
len Newbold of Philadelphia acted as
best man. Mrs. Cromwell was given
in marriage by her elder son, Oliver
Eaton Cromwell, acting in the place
of her father, James HI. Roberts, who
a. ;l1 IN E10rido
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

Honolulu therefore,
revolution both the field and IN the
recognized Dr.
chosen him president honolulu knew
OF thought expected this .
district of Kua on the isanc OF MAUI ~
the Chnese Immigrants W
coming in the earys
in Chinese there
the progressive Chinese
favoring
a he Chinese Of Hawaii
Honolulu
colege ultimately embraced Christianity
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
Open
Mufflez'
Motor
Fiend
is Disliked

courtesy geneman conduct and bending every energy IN these
directions.
the Federation of American Motorcycls to en-
of and to promote the general interests OF
ascertain protect defend the rights of moosts
toug assist in the good roads movement and govern
and administer the of motorcycle racing and other competitions IN
which motorcycles engage.
We can promote the general interests
moorcng through law Observance courtesy and realization
rights others. These ends striving to attain
vehicle has made place for itself In pleasure as
we'll But if have It Will
respected hold dgnfed well useful position this motor
driven
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

into. The detective business is not
bad"
The widow laughed.
"And the headwaiter at a restau-
rant makes fifty dollars week"
She laughed again.
Would you rather see me in one
of those occupations than doing moth
ing?"
Il certainly should. Then I'd
change my mind about your being a
sissy"
Good! You shall change it,"
Meanwhile, drop in occasionally
and renew your proposal can al
ways appreciate a bit of humor."
Great SCOTS! She calls it humor!"
groaned the bachelor as; he left the
house. 81 must have her or die, and
yet she won't see anything but humor
in it!''
Count Luigi called the next day
He had been rather dilatory in get
ting around to it, as he had had con-
siderable trouble in ascertaining the
widows financial standing. When
the report came that she was worth.
about $2,000,OOO he ordered his auto
around and commanded his chauffeur
to break all speed laws.
Count Luigi was an italian count.
He owned castles in Italy. Some
were built on peaks and crags, that
he might hear the wind moan
around the gables; and some were
on the seashore, where the roar of
the mad waters could be heard as a
count sat in his library and smoked
and slipped cocktail
Count Luigi wanted wife, but not
rich one. The poorer she was the
better. She would then appreciate
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
PRESIDENT sun IS A HAWIIAN

Probably nowhere was there greater
surprise felt over the election of Dr.
Sun Vat Sen as the president of the
provincial republic Of China than In
Hawaii, where DR.. Sun was born. So
true is 1t that prophet is not with
out honor save in his own land All dur
ing the years that DR.. Sun has been
arousing his countrymen to longings
for . newer and freer national life
and organizing for 1t the people OF Ha-
wall have looked on him as profess
sional adventurer, careful of his own
safety while exploiting the rising pa
triotism of his compatriots.
From time to time for years past
have come reports Of uprisings in
China, some Of them Of formidable
promise, said to be the result OF his
propaganda. Each report Of the kind
has brought out in some of the Homo
lulu papers sarcastic or satifical para
graphs, describing him as a long
range revolutionist and patriot for
revenue.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
Has Novel Use for Hammer

bind, the lame and the halt, children
in arms. invalids on stretchers, the
aged and infirm walking with crutches,
fill the house all day. All come to
have their ''rheumatics" hammered
out OF them. The doctor taps the all
ing part gently with his instrument.
three times, like an auctioneer, and,
presto! the disease has vanished.
The court has not yet decided
whether the landlord will be justified
in revoking the lease for the fiat on
the ground that his house has been
turned into hospital.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

& young man who married chorus
lady and regretted it is trying to get
the courts to reduce her alimony from
$500 week to 800 It is difficult to
think of anything that would be less
conducive to good cheer than paying
$500 a week alimony.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
Lucky Afterthouoht.

Cinderella had put on the glass
slipper
ITO be in fashion," was her mental
comment, 'the heel ought to be at
least two inches higher"
Suddenly rejecting, however that
persons wearing glass slippers mustn't
kick, she wisely held her tongue: and
all the world is familiar with the rest
Of the story.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

1869 1873
Wheeling, w
u numbered teaching
enrolled
which was then conducted by the college professors Today the
faculty college
building
Moha
well under for the raising of ooooo endowment fund
building
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

pleasant thing.
My husband does not like to go out in the eve
nings, but if want to go dress up the children and
60 Don't ask if you can; tell him nicely you are
going.
Be Independent, but don't show off about it; and
learn to listen to his ideas If you disagree with him.
do not say so unless he asks for your opinion.
Don't tell him every silly thing, what you buy and
what you do unless he asks you Learn that the greatest
secret of happiness is silence. Fatter him, make him
think he is just the thing.
A is very much like child. Be firm and
kind and always lady, and he is yours always.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22
COLLEGE HEAD THREE DECADES

With no particular celebration to
mark the event., the Rev. James u.
Moffat, d. D., LII. D., recently entered
upon the thirty-fourth year of his
presidency Of Washington and Jeffer-
son college, a record for length OF
service and accomplishment which is
equa1ed by few if any of the college
and university presidents of the Unit
ed States. A man widely known for
his learning and for his business abil
ity, a former moderator of the Pres
byterian church and recognized as
one of the most prominent divines of
the Presbyterian denomination, DR.
Moffat has ably kept up the standing
of the famous old school here which
in its more than century of history
has gained wide reputation as
classical institution of the highest
order.
DR.. Moffat was born in New Lisbon,
Ohio. After finishing his preparatory
schooling he entered Washington and
Jefferson, graduating with the class
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

The Federation Of American Motor
cyclists stands for the use of the motor
cycle and not for it's abuse.
There is a ri ht way and wrong way
to do anything and riding motorcycle
is no exception. We recognize the fact
that the man afoot has rights as well as
the motorcyclist and it is our desire that
each be properly observed.
This federation has nc sympathy with
or for the speeder who hurls himself
through the streets or roads imperiling the
life and limb of all who come before him.
II a4a,,dn fo,. lo1rr and lam observance for
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

Strange indeed would be the woman
who was Indifferent with respect to her
husbands prominence among his fellow
men, for his glory or his shame is also her
Joy or sorrow and the world SO views it,
too.
OF course a wife wants her husband to
shine not only in his special gifts, but in
those qualities which are common to all
men.
She would have him brave, honest, pa
tient and kindly, endowed with a fund Of
common sense and the saving grace Of
humor.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

The champion mean thieves have
won the record in a Pennsylvania
town, where they tried to steal the
blankets from a fresh-air school for
tuberculosis children
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-22

A shipload of potatoes has arrived
in New York from Scotland Possibly
the shortage in New York is due to
the number of spuds thrown at the
Irish players.