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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16

inter Der neien Hegel aud oa5 Rcd)!,
Mrbeiter iummariid) 81 entlaiien, Die
auBer ben 9ienitihinoen gemobnbeits.
m1Big triufen, ODER Shanflofale ire.
qucntieren. SSn einem gegleiti6rei.
ben M i6re Mitglieoer miro betont,
nnlI oielclbe SbltbmaBregel nid)t nur
bon Den 9ubuen i'm 2noc eiligeiilbrt
iporoen lit, ionoern alldJ bon oem IN
Bluntto pom MISUNDERSTANDING in
Sobrifcn uno @erfit6tten am meite.
iten iorteeidrittcnen 26uoern euro.
pas.
Ger gcndunte gcrbuno uermubrt
lid oagesen, oaB Die geplante nene
Tceel bon ocn @lruid)e eiltgegeber
luoroen lit, ole pcrioulidle Sreibeit oes
Mrbeiters ein5uidrGnfcn ODER Der
Semperen5 . 8ropuganoa 8oridnb 5n
%leiltcn; nitts wcitcr iei bca6iidtigt.
iagt mon, als ttnTGlle 81 ucrbiiten.
%.llntcr allen oieien llmitdnben",
ld)liebt oos 9ealcitihrcibcn. .id)eint
es Yilid)t Der Subrifmten 81 iein, ibre
Trbciter nit eroBercr Sorgfdlt aus.
Sliuhen. nid)t ipeitrr Miiifos 81 lnit'
len nit m%ongelbaitcn Ir6eitern aller
s(rt u,b nidt miinidenmertbeIrb eiter
ACKNOWLEDGMENT. Iobalo 2eiltc ais iold)e
erfannt morocn iinb. Sn bieiem gu
i%ammcnbang lei oarauf bingclpieien,
bob Die moberne, proftilde8 lpd,ologie
cs flar bcmonitriert Fat. Bob Der benz
@cmuB bon bcrouidcnoen @ctronfen
crgcbcnc Irbeitcr mcit cher nnfollclt
allsgeiest lit unb pcit leid)tcr unlalle
p%crnriadt, ols Der 81 allen 3eitetr
uiid)ternc Mrbeiter."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
9ie 3abl 0reisebu.

.Sat idon einnlal iemanO an einem
Glide seieiien, al Dem brei3cbn Ser.
ionen iaben?" fraete Der Serr i'm
ltlitermantel. = So, eripioerte Der
Serr nit benz itoloen Sdmurrbart.-
nSaben gie bemerft, oaB elm ltneliid
barauf folete?" 80 ia, elm I'm.
gliid fir ben sroBten Ebeil Der an.
meienoen Yerionen." - ,Starb elmer
bon ibnen2" .Rein, oapon meiB
ih nid)ts." ,@aren niht gerllg
gBwaren ba?" fraste Der Serr nit
Der breiten Stumpfnaie. yWer
iprift bon GBmaren2 Ga iporcn
~iiberbanpt feline GBmoren." - sag.
ten sic nidt, lie iaben an eineT
Gid, an Dem brei5ebn Ecrionen ia.
BENZ" - nSa. bas iaete if cine
@ldubiger . GeriammIung i'm 9ureau
oes Suiti5rotbs arauie. IS luaren
5iuolf. Sd mar Scr o~rei5e6nte."
IS entitonO cine lange Gnuie, INTO
oorl iraetc Scr Monn nit 0en lad
ortigen @einflcioern: yg8ieio mlWot
oaS 3uiammcntrcfien ungIiidiidl
pcnn id frogen oorf?" Seine
bon ibnen befam audi nur eincn Gent
pom mir"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Wcsen Mfogolarnnf ,uabrenb Ser
Mrbeit.

@ic @ddicr ltno au5ciscr berid,.
dei. bat Die Ohio Manufacturers
alfn ibren iiber Sen aar,en Stoot
oerbreiteten MiteIieoern einen @or.
'ldlag fir cine RcseI sur gntl6eiouna
,~i.llferoreitet, Der gemaB grbeiter in
Nlenlten oieier @iteIieoer aebalten
leln milroen, binfort ip1brcno ser Or.
oelfsjelt lid iopobl oes @enuiies bon
aitobol- lno maI5boItigen @etrdnfen.
dOle oes 9eirfs bon 2ofaIen fir Den
gerfalf lold)er 8etrdnfe sl entbaIten.
Us lpilr0e Dies aIio oasielbe 8erbot
leln, fueldles bon Den giienbabn. uno
Srollegbabn 2inien in Ohio uno an.
oeten Staaten idlon Dor SSabren elm.
9c.fllprt lporoen lit, nno fir oosielbe
iolro bon Der Manufacturers g(iocia.
non allgefubrt, Der BON Den @abnen
gtttelio 9emodlt woroen lit: SoB I'm.
lalle I'M 9ienitc in Der Hegel Dem Sc.
hllB BON berauid)enocn @etr1nfen an.
SlltrciOcn iino.
Slc 6abrifuntcn @crcinialnua Der.
tpcllt %oarnlfy ooB Ourd) ueriddrfte
S~oftpflid1t @eicbgcbung Sen 'Su6ri.
d9iliell cilt ipeit er6Bcrcr Sbeil Der
Serantlportlidfeit iiir ltuidlle in ser
oabrlt ooer @crfitGttc aufgcbiiroet
tooroel 1T, oils lie triibcr si trogen
palien; ooB Gin ansgeocbntercr Sduib
ge9eIl lold)e llnidlIc oaber Elm @ebot
Syt Sorlldlt gcporbcn lit nro bab, oa
elfdl tuilIenidaitlide ltntcriudnng
lell9cltcllt iporocn, oab sic llnfdlle
,nel'tenS Dem @enub Don 6erauiden.
osn @etrnnfen all5ufreiocn iinb, in
gt''cr Nclbc oicicm @cl,uB 3il i~telterii
j., 9ecr Die Manufacturers Iiiocia.
'P' aebt nod ueiter; JIG reierpiert ii&
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Rniiiidte Gonesem.

Gin Sberforlter aus Maiuren er.
bdlt 9eil6 bon cinem ruiiiiden Sol.
legett. Bel Der Tohrt bi,rd ben @ol6
befumoert Der Nuiic Die MGdtigfeil
Der StGmme: pSolhe ifonen 81lime,
miiiien Sic aber reid ieinl" = 9a.
raitf Der 8rellBe: uaber. Serr Sol.
Iege, bas 9ebort bod nid,t mir, font
bern Dem Stoote." - 0arauf Der
&niIe nit idloucm gugensminfern:
,.&ennen mir, fcnnen mir"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16

Iui Dem tripolitcniihen &riegs'
IdaupIos in ser N0bc oeS Don ben
itoIieniiden Sruppen bcieBten IirBor,
muroe micOer Elm foitharcr antitcll'
fund 9enladt. g3 banbclt lid I'm
einen fait CARS intaftcn flcincn roni'
iden 9elnpel. Ser o6llig perifiittet
lag. Gorin 6efano iit ouber mebre'
rem Sfeletten cine Jrcbe Menee BON
Miin,en aus ser 3eit oes &aiiers
Geptimns Scperlts Ionie cine sln5abl
gmpboren unb anberes @erdtb.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
TOIaen arofer Mibiafeit.

nSn, ia, meine Serren, zines
gbcnos finn id TO- ermiioet nod
Snnie, baB id,, idom boIb I'M Sdloie.
meincn Stutcn i'll oas Sett leate rnb
mid, in Den @crucbrid1ranf %ltellte, all.
mo i6 aidl Die son5c 0aft lteben
bIieb!" .8fanb's, aIau6,s
ldon! Mud idt fam einmol tobtmiioc
nod) Snnlc mo lit meiner 3erltrellt.
belt legte id) oaS brennenoe 2id)t ins
Bett nlS biicS midi Iel6er aus!" !
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Gnsfamos grofit in srippii.

@cnn 5,pei lid Itreiten, ballt freitt
Iid Der Critic. Oieies olte Sprlf'
mort trifit b%eion0crS bel poiitllfett
SGnoeln bGufig Su. bci oenen Der
lohenoe 9ritte iaIt INNER gnglaro
lit. Mud) bel Dem .fiibuen" Sano.
itreid), melder Stalien IN Sen 8eiis
bon Sripoli brinaep iotl. lit es Sobn
Bill. Der 5itr aroBten Tcrblllfflng
Stoliens bic id,onIte HeIime aus Dem
IiiBen Sitden Der &Drenaifo poripeg
fir Iid) 6ernils nilnmt. Die gan5e
Miidre fat iiir alle onoeren anBer
S,tulien uno Die Tiirfei cine red)t
nmiiiante Seitc.
Die Stalientr batten, iobalb lie Die
4iiltenorte III ibrer @elualt ia1en, mie
befonnt, Die Sffmpotinn oes gelamten
Sripoli nnb Der &prenaifa crflart
Die Yiorte batte bogegen proteltien
nit Der pollfommen rehtsbeitdnoiger
9cgriinoung, bnB oieic Sffnpations'
crfldrung 10 longc nihtig lei, als
Stolien lid nidt in Den Belts hes &c.
ialnten bon ibu ais offupiert erflar.
ten @ebictes geicBt babe, uto Der
8rieg becnoet ici. Seine Der @roB.
mGd)te bat Die Offllpotion a%nerfannt.
@,m bate gnelono BON ieber fir
Ieappten fem Nigenmerf mlf Die
midtiec 9ll6t bon Sollm in Der &p.
rcnoifa nit Dem onSll geboriaen aii.
Itenitrid bon. 200 Weileu Muss
oebnung oerid)tet. Gie Iiirfei botte
biShcr 3ll oieiem @ltnid feline Stel'
hung gcnonlmcll, crfldrte nun aber
nit eincm iibcrarS geidiften oiplo'
motiid)cn Sdad)5ltae, bieie 9lld)t on
Nc9pptcn anglicoern Sll pollen.
&on Sciten Der engliiden 8egier.
lilta lieet nod feline @rflarllng oa5u
Dor, ober cs lit natiirlid) fem 3mei.
icl. Dob Die anglo +. Ggpptiifen Iuto'
ritGten ooS @cihenf nit SrGlben an
nehnlen merben. Ter Safeu bon
Solun lit nddit aleranoria ser bette
an bieicun SbeiI ser Mittelmecrfiiite.
@r lit ollS9e5cihnet aeidiist mo bis
an so cngliid)e Sub tiet ionit Elm
bcroorrogeuo gutter Slottcn . Stis'
plnft, ben england iid)erlid ME pie.
Der ans Den Singern loiIen miro.
St Ion lit Die onf1nglide Ser.
bIiiifirng Dem bcareiiliden Corn &C.
midcn. 9clrn nid)t allen p%erliert
Stalicn oieIen alls9e5eifncten Safen,
ionbern Der ndditgelcgene &illtenplas
Sobruf, Ser in italiciiidem geiis
bleibt, miro onrd) oie eu9lilde Nad)'
boridoit in Solnm ebenialls tbatidd.
lid mertblos. IuBeroem a6er muB
Stolien Dor Der goli5en @elt oieien
8organg als cine nlpraliide Sbrfeige
betradten. Die anglo.aspptiide gu.
itimmung 5ii oieier Geiiion zines
Sbeiles Der &prenaifa oilr6 Sen Sui.
ton benefit, bob England Oie italieni.
ide 3ripoli Sffupation niht an
erfennt uno natiirlid alld bel Der
neiteren 2oiung bes aoniliftes api'
id)en StaIien luno Der Siirfei Die tiir'
fiiden Sntcreiien idiisen miro.
9enn cine Sano pGift Die anoere.
limo penn Stolien tbatiadlih gan5
Sripoli crit militGriid beieben uno
beboupten ioll, bepor er Dos Hedt ge'
minnt, es alif ser 2anOforte aIs ito
lieniiden 9ciis 81 be5eid)ner, 10 be-
0eutet bas eillelt iaDrclangen 3ampt
Dem sic itoIicniiden SinanSen id)lper'
lid geipahien icin pcrocn. Iilb Die
SpffnrnDen rnt0 9eItrebungen Der
itolieniidcn geiiirporter eS1er Mb.
feGr bonn 7rci6unbc lnO oes Sin.
ihluiics oil Die Glttcnte eorbioIc emf
pfonaen bon Gnglono cinen bartcn
ober tuoflpcroientcn Sdlag.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Der riidiidtspuIle sdnherianae.

nGa. 5rit, marilm iBt ln oenn
nidt?" 18e Subbe is mir 5u bceB,
Srou Weelternl" - ,9los G biBhcn,
Snnge. oa luerbe ie foItl"-os Md nee,
WeelterlL, oas mad ib MIDI - i'd
fennte Der Subte Stoob in ibr
eena'ges Ooae Moien;"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
MnsreSc.

9rGiioent: o8or Dem ltnteril.
btmgSri6ter bobeu sic Den 8orinIl
ganj .anoerS oargeiteilt." In1aflaa.
ter: a3as FAINT lnir auf 8eri6ren
berubenl"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Orr l6fIide Refrnt.

aeytnont 0uabrrn6 Ser Snitr,,f.
ttonsitunoe): .SGrmibt. ipcr iino
Geine oirefteli 8ol 1eicstcn 2" Ie.
fruit S6miot: vSerr Major Strcder,
Serr Sauptmann MadS, Serr Sber.
l%elltnant 8ellner mo Sbre Ne.
nigfeit, Serr 2eutnant."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
@oriidtis.

91dermeiiter (oent BON cil,an gte.
gal Elm 9rob oitf Den &opf fGHt. CT.
idredt}: aGob &ettet:. S6 aatte it)
bleiben f0flncu . bon jett a6 ,rerhe
i9 oas 9rot aber fleiner baden"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Sin Diplomat.

@euacpablter 9iirsermeiiter: .gie,
Serr 2ebrer, / bait a gitt'! @enn
am naditen Sonntag @'meinoeiitrua
is, laiien g Sbna bod a. bibI i6im.
pien bon mir, oamit Der Mpsldab
9leid an Reipeft frieet - oltf a.
babe San fommt 3 mir net an"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Sin praftiidlcs MGSrf.

S%reunbin: nalio Der Sdrrierle
bat Dir etiuas ms Boeiiealb,tm ge.
idrieben2" .gtd ia, elm rei5enoes
@eoidt i'd Dab's gleib am uid)iten
Gag fir fiinf Marf on cine Iprtlde
3eitihriit perfauft!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Ibiuciienb.

Safer (oent bos 5obnden cine
idledJtc 3eninr 6rin9D: Gas lit ia
Elm gall5 mNerablcS 3euenis. Sd
peroe lid baiiir mai iest eeb0rig
olrdpriigelll." Sobnden: ,9oter,
Der Sebrer bat geiagt, upriigeln niist
bel mir nidts"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
SrrbcS Sdifial.

81: Ser @crr ga nrodt bod) I'M.
tler elm 9rieSgrdmigcS @eiidtl" g.:
p8etn @ltroer; Der NernlIte bot lie.
ben Sod)ter. !. oie inn gleidenl"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16

Srnnlpf.

grofciiorseattin Gid NIT eiHer an.
oeren 5anfeno): No.. mnb mas Mliere
Wdn1er anbetrifft, ilber ben meini.
gen itebt cine babe Seite mebr i'm
8onueriationslerifon. oils iiber Sen
Sbrigen!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
@ipfcl Der 9eideibcn6eit.

WOe. 9cjud)e: uSbre neue 9onne
lit rei5eno!" Mi6e. 2enoire: ,Sa,
un0 rieiio bcideioenl 9enfen Sic
lid: Sic ou3t nidt einmal ben
Suno!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Nlebr fann man mirflid nidt psrlan.
ncu.

God)itebcnoe orieinelie Ir5eige 1T
elmer oicl aeleienen G%bcmniser ga.
ges5eituna rntnonnnel: "Sriid &c.
fdloiiene hinge >5iibner treffen heutc
gin, nad) aufgans Der Sogo aud, Sa.
len billiait. SonmtogsiGgern 6rilse
@emiinid,tcS Oirctt bis ms 6elo. u.
s., @ietgoiic.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
5ioele Katbsoer StiIblathcn

1bSNN <tAtpS<Sk ~btCiiRitiSit
itellt Die 6rmff. 3tg. 8uiammen.
sic idreibt:
.sId)tet geltart auf Die 8orte oes
2ebrerS" 10 lautet bGufig cine DAB.
nung an Sic ainocr. GieIe nrerfen
aber 5iliueilen idJ6rfer auf. als er
Den 2eGrern ielblt lieb lit. 1afiir
fonnen folgcnoe Gtilbliitlcn 5eligen,
Die bon elmer ufebr drfmcrfiumen"
S6illerihar zines SrmfhIrter @pm.
naiiumS geianmeft mtroen. ~Nel.
DIE Irbeit mdr es~, 70 ifyrei6t uns
Der Ginfenber, fife nrter Der gant
- nit Siilfe Der Stcuograpbie -
nnf5mrotiereu, babel oem 8opf gera.
beams arf Den 2ebrer su ridlten unS
feline Miene 81 ber5iebeu, uenH fol.
genoe idyone 9inge ner catbeora"
porgetragen Durben::
otto III. mnBte cs nod erfeben,
bob allie feline BlGne ideiterten, Dab
lid Hom BON ne,rem emporte mo
Dob dllein bic trerrn SadJfen feline
2eid)e retteten nno mitten ourt sas
aufitGnoiihe 9nnb hiuburd) mad
DeutldlGr6 6rurbten-~
Gin dnoerer fuar eir g0otier, Der
Den 5ebnten @ogen pollmrdd)te.A {So.
pbofles' ~gleftra Beers 1857
.Na6 Der SdJlad)t BEL Gattnae lag
bon iebem Homer Der atrbere Wann
foot ont 0ooen.~
9ie @ried)en sogen fidt 5uriid, po.
BET iid) ieoer in feline Stabt ger.
ftrette.~ (Serooot XII, 2t9.)
.sd,moIlen sic bod licber aui
neinc @ortc uno nid)t auf anbere
0nmmbeitcn od)ten!"
.Mebr fam man nift tbun, ola
Sbnen Die @bidriit outs gutterbrot
ibmieren!"
.@ir boben es bier nit elmer Sci.
Din unb omar in bieiem 5qlle nit eli.
ner meiblidlen Selbin 5u tbrn."
49,. oarartf murbe er auf elm lang.
idbrises aranfenbett seporfen."
.9u bit oas aino oes gaters, Der
bid eebar."
Die Spmbole Ser 8otter bGneten
iie in ben Sainen ebcnIo auf ais Of
iie Die @otter ielbit waren."
.Sn ser Sraenb lernt bas atnt
Ieidter Die i'm Iltcr."
ltnb elm WainBer Ibonnent De;
gTattes iebt bie 9liitbenIeie bes 8lat
tes mie folat fort;
nMarius nno iein Sobn itarhcr
finbcrlos."
.GaIius" lift Elm Sdritt, ser mil
beiben 6iiBcn sentad,t Miro"
o@eitern babe iG eil,en Nluiiab &C.
IeIen, burh oen i6 6elebrt miiroe. baf
Die SoienL pcldlc mir tro9en, crit ols
Dem Sabre 1900 itommcn."
,Wiinta bon gornbclm" bat feline
@anIefiibden,"
SD mill Sbnen cinmoI obnc icbt
lleberleguna meine @eoanfen Iasen.'
,9ie 91urne, nit benen Napoleor
feline Seeritrabeu 5t ilanfieren pileg'
te, itammen nod oits Der 3eit, in be,
iie gepflon5t puroen."
@enn sic bier lllir mitidreiben
mas ib Sbnen iage, Damn lit flar, oal
Der gr6bte llniirn berousfommt.
,Die Slapen ii6erflutbeten gam
eerduidlos, io5uiaaen auf 8antof
feln, Die belttifen 2Gnber," .~&@
1 n. =.
uals Siberius auf ieinem neliel1
Chrome marin seporoen mar, 5eiste
er Die &ebrieite."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Sffen.

Stnbent: rNa, Serr 3tpirn, ruanr
fries' id) oenn meinen nellen 4n5ug2"
oSobalo Sic ben lebien MnSug
be5ablt baben!" - .gtee, 70 tanse
fam id nid)t lparten!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
@emItglid.

@irtb (eines a,isilugsortes, su eli.
mem Sonrilteu, OILS er ibnr atri 100
Wart heransge9eben bat aber nod
8 @arf feblen): "Run, sic fommen
ia wiebcr nal in Die @egero. ba fon.
men sic lids abboleni"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16
Seine Mnile.

v@oS bat bcnn ser Sunb 81 fir
a &oii'2"- @cnn er fr,lmnic Sar'n
bHtt' m1r's boIt a 0nfcll"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16

8enn sic bier mr. miti6reiben,
mas ib Sbnen iuge, Damn lit flar, oab
Der er5bte llniinn berauSfommt."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-02-16

.9ie 91umc, nit benen NapoIeon
feline SeeritraBeu 81 ilanfieren pileg'
te, itammeil nod oits Ser 3eit, in Der
iie gepflon5t mur0en."
The Holbrook news., 1912-05-31
EI.Ida, shaft of ReaI wIt.

Charles A. Bigelow, the comedian, who died few weeks ago, was made to order for the wags of the old Weber and Fields company, says a Chicago writer He knew 1t, but he couldn't defend himself and was hopped on pretty regularly by Collier, Daley and Fields. Bigelow's appear Rnce led to one of the best impromptu tines ever put over. One show pre- tented him as Spanish grandee who was giving a garden party for his daughter Gillian RusselD. Bigelow's lean calves were in white stockings and his bald head was partly covered with a bull fighters hat, worn ral1ish- U. Fields, looking him over, asked the significance of the attire, and Bigelow replied that he was dressed that way out of compliment to his daughter. All through the rehearsal period Fields fshed for line to fit in here. and it came the opening night when he said: 'T should hate to sec 'ou dressed as an insult"
The Holbrook news., 1912-05-31
It happens o,t.n.

Have you ever tried to take a mes Iage on a telephone when cars are passing with 8 great rumble in the Ttreet outside?
 Can I take the message?"
 Would you kindly tell Jack that his mother is dying -rumble)-when he is through"
 'Ts dying when he is through?"
 MO! She is-(rumble)-to see (rumble)-his work"
 "She is to see his work? All right. " Wait! say his mother is dying o-(rumble)-work."
 Do you want me to tell him that?" '-Yes, please. And also to come Iome as soon as-(rumble)-he Is do- ng."
 Doing what?"
 .'No matter what he is doingi Do rou-(rumble)-that?"
 ''No, don't get that"
 "I say, do you get tnat?"
 "Oh, almost"
 "All right; be sure and tell him" And you proceed to tell Jack that ais mother is dying, but would rather work, so he had better call her up.- Harvard Lampoon.
The Holbrook news., 1912-05-31
NO DINNER FOR BRUTN
VGAR'0 ANTICIPATED FEAST DID
 NOT MATERIALIZE.
GaGIOo Assumed They Had PrIoA' oIalm on Sturgeon, and In the Language of Modern Small
 Boy, "Made Good"

An Oregon bear who wanted e fish dinner felt that his desire was in a fair way to be satisfied when he found a large sturgeon washed up on the bank of the Columbia river. Two eagles had claimed the prize by right of discovery, but the bear at once tried to dispossess them The results of his effort were disappointing to him.
 One of the eagles had flown to her nest with pieces of the fish and the other was picking away at the rem nants when the bear came tearing through the brush. Bruin walked straight up to the feast, but the eagle was not to be scared away. He flap ped his wings and stood on the de- fensive. The bear paused a moment and then rushed at the eagle. The bird eluded him and scared into the air, screaming for his mate. She came Bwooping down from the nest and joined forces in an attack on the bear, which was so busy tearing the stur- geon that he paid no attention to the royal birds until they sank their talons in his flesh.
 The howl of rage which bruin let out then showed that he had been ''both pained and hurt" He reared up on his launches and clawed savagely at the birds, which whirled easily about him. One would make 8 dash at his face and eyes, while the other would hit him in the back of the neck like a bolt from a catapult. For ten minutes or more the bear stood up to the scratch, but by that time he had had scratching enough and began to Ovince signs of wanting to get away.
 As soon as he was on all fours the eagles were upon him, and he had to get on his launches again to use his paws effectively. The blood was streaming down his face and showing in great spots ali over his glossy hide, but the object of the eagles appeared to be to get at his eyes, and he seemed fully aware of it. He was very anxious to get back to the cover of the brush, and the eagles were just as anxious to prevent him. Every time he turned toward the bushes they would plump down on his head and try to sink their talons in his eyes, and drum his ear with their strong pinions.
 It was nearly half an hour from the time the bear came out of the brush before he was able to drag himself back under its friendly cover, and he was the most dilapidated-looking bear imaginable.
 The eagles flew to tree and Smoothed their rufred feathers. Then, ls their young were calling for moro tood, they resumed their work of carv. Ing and serving the sturgeon.
The Holbrook news., 1912-05-31
Her One Wlsh.

Mrs. Gus" Ruhlin. the suffragist. said in a recent address in Brooklyn:
 Another type of woman that op- poses us is the type that marries for money. This is poor type. and an unhappy one.
 q know a young and beautiful wom- an who married an elderly banker for his money. I met her downtown shop ping the other day. She looked wretched.
 Aren't you happy?' said.
 No. I'm not said she. She frown- ed and added, George told me if I married him my every wish would b0 gratifed.'
 "'We1, isn't itr said [ Look at your pearls. your motor cars: your sablesf Isn't your every wish grati- hed?'
 "No.' she said T wish I hadn't married.'
The Holbrook news., 1912-05-31
Rich, But

Wilbur Wright, at a tea in Dayton. was talking about 6 daredevil French drman.
 "Is he very successfulr' a bankers daughter asked.
 MT. Wright smiled his faint, sar ionic smile as he replied:
 "Very successful? Indeed he is very SuccessfulI Why, his false arm is trusted with diamonds, his artificial Ikull is made of platinum-platinum e fourteen times dearer than gold. Fou know-and both his wooden legs lrs gold-mounted and fuIls5eweled"
The Holbrook news., 1912-05-31
Some Mourner.

Down in Georgia a negro, who had his life insured for several hundred dollars. died and left the money to his widow. She immediately bought herself very elaborate mourning out fit
 Showing her purchases to her friend, she was very particular in going into detail as to prices and all incidental particulars. Her friend was very much impressed, and remarked:
 "Them sho is fine cloes, but, befo' Heaven, what is you goin' to do wid all dis black underwent"
 The bereaved one sighed:
 "Chile. when I mourns mourns.- Harper's Magazine.