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Evening journal., 1912-04-08
TYPEWRITERS.

,TYPEwRITERs REPAIRED, RENTED.
exchanged. sold cash or timr payments
Ribbons and carbon. TypeSrter supply Co..
pto Market Dai~---ia Phone s26tf
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ROOFERS.
TRANSPORTATION.
PENIS Greye Ferry

Staring Saturday. March % from Fourth
Street Wharf
Leave Wilmington. 900. 100 a. M, 800
500, TOO p. m. Additional trip Satu~iay
III 90 p. m.
Leave PonnsErovc-s. ID a. M, ?. 4, 6
p. m. Additional trip Saturday, 3 p. m.
m22t
Evening journal., 1912-04-08

C,LAzERS WANTED. APPLY BURN
" BROS, 94U Bodine ST., fhhadclpha,
Pa Near Third and Poplar. m39.ti
Evening journal., 1912-04-08

FURNISHED ROOMS FOR HOUSEKEEP
ing and lodging. central location. APP
ply Cos KING 81. fs7-tf
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/ ,RGE. WELL FURNISHED FRONT
- rooms, IA East Seventh. Apply East
Seventh m27-1m
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BEAUTY PARLORS.


MRS. ANNA REED, 22o W. NINTH ST.
- Hair dressing, facial massage, scalp
treatment, mancurng. Work done by ap-
pointmont. Delnarv;a phone 1889. fe-3m
\ fRs CARRIE WRIGHT-1Ol0 WASHING.
w ton ST.. manicurng hair dressing and
electric scalp treatment. facial massage.
shampooing and singeing. Hair work q
specially. ID. & a. Phone 1954-L. m12-6m
MRS. GILBERT W ANDERSON. GABLES
NA Annex. 1901 ratnal. Manicuring,
Electrical Scalp Treatment ana Shampooing
q Specially, Deltaarua phone 2774.
ilS'Sm
MISS FRANCIS V. MULHERIN, s23 MAX
NA kot st. full line of switches snd
transformations. Shampooing, scalp Treat
ment. Face Massage Manicuring, Nibratory
Treatment. Combings neatly made up. d.
q A. Phone 5sSe-A' fls'9m
MRS. NJ. DE WEES KELLY, $40 della.
NA ware Ave. Hair and shell goods Toilet
Requisites. Hair Dressing. Waving. Clip
ping, Scalp treatment. Shampooiug. Facial
Treatment Manicursag. Chiidren's HAIR
Blocked. fS.3m
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS or ALL
Ab descriptions, bought and Sold 10 cent
sheet music and orchestra SELECTIONS. Cata-
logue free on request Repairing a specially.
Bows re-hared. Old coins bought and sold.
Coin catalogue 12 cents p. J.. G.. A. Milano,
2ot West Eighth street, Wilmington, Del
f22-1y
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BUSINESS NOTICE.


9 AVE SOC 10 $i.OO PAIR ON NEW
Spring st:l lcs Of pumps, cclonials and
sr"cs as laiioison IS, 4c3 Madison st.
m-a'im-eod
TT HO3 WANT TO SELL YOUR CLOTHES
call up Isaac Gibbs s3s French 81.
d. A. paonu No. 1895 and he will call
for them. f27-tf
CIONES WRINGERS AND CARPET
- Swespers repaired. Repairs for all
stoves. J. T. SehWklzER. 525 ". Front
81 Both phones. fi7-tf
pESr ROAST DINNER IN THE CITY, 2sc.
~ Sirloin Steakc, the way you like them,
25c Home made pies a specially. Eloven
years m busines must mean satisfactory
service. LOPER'S. 2i5 W. 2nd ST. n7.tf
Evening journal., 1912-04-08

ihAbAl T. Ahhll4 A-lNf lfl-f AZ - ALOAh
T.. "A.
Fine oak bedroom suits 20 heavy ensm-
eled beds, o fine brass bods 20 felt mat
tresscs. sideboards and buffefs pedestal ex
tension table 3 dozen solid quartcred oak
dining chairs, with genuine leather slip seats
handsome 5-piece parlor suits mahogany
frames, ] silk plush 3-p;ece parlor suit, H.
brary mission suit, leather couchcs, large
Turkish rockers, davenports with box
compartments, mahogany and oak dressers
and chihoniers, gas ranges library tables
in oak and mahogany hall racks, fancy
parlor rockers and tables, 20 refrigerators
and ice boxes, 100 porch rockers, 2 differ
ent styles, SO now pictures in best subjects.
so dozen window shades. folding bcdn
etc, etc.
RUGsi RUGsl
IS rugs. Of the best quality snd by the
hest makers Administers, Wiltons. Nclvcis,
Brussels and Tapestry. 500 yards Of tho
best lmoleum, 30 rolls Of the best China
and Japanese Matiings in an tho latest col
orinrs and designs. Come and attend
grand auction sale. and get some real bar
gains in first class furniture Everything
must be sold for the highest bid as tho
above goods have been consigned TO be sold
al this sale regardless Of cost.
Al goods delivered free.
Sale starts az O'clock sharp.
STIDHAM & son, Aucts.
.as.IO.11.
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CONTRACTORS & BUILDERS.
VACUUM CLEANER.

7 EFT Us DEMONSTRATES THE DOMES-
II TIC JR. Vacuum Cleaner IN your home.
Sells for S9.g5. Sole selling agents for the
Richmond suction Cleaners. Prices SSj,
ss5. sos and NJ. q. Avery Sell, 6O3 Dels.
ware avenue. -. a A. Phone 4224-A., VII
mngtor. Del mi-tf
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PERSONAL.

xKyRrrE FOR THE WONDERFUL BOON
w Of matrimony, entitled, How Kate
fastened the Wedding Sent FREE. Ad-
dress r. o. Box 249. Wilmington, Del.
iiO.u
7 ADIEs-Si, ,0C0 REWARD, 1 POSlTIV b.
l. ly guarantee my great successful
Monthly remedy; safely relieves some of
the longest, most obstinate, abnormal cases
in three TO hve days, no haru PAIN or in
reference with work; malt $3.50. Double
Strength $500. DR.. e. X. Southineton
Remedy Co.. Kansas City. Mo. m0-tf
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Real Estate Notices. Rooms for Rent Wants. Sales Proposals. Opportunities
ROOMS FOR RENT.

Az ADVERTISEMENT III THE
r. EVENING JOURNAL rs AN
ADNERTiSEMENT IN THE HOME.
THE EVENING JOURNAL IS
READ IN MORE HOMES EVERY
DAY THAN ArY OTHER DELLA.
WARE wSPAlikR.
Evening journal., 1912-04-08

= UBLIC SALE OF FURNITURE. RUGS
AND SUMMER GOODS WILL BIZ
SOLD AT STIDHAM SONS AUCTION
STORE. III EAST FOURTH STREET. on
FRIDAY, APRIL 18th, 1912, at 1 O'CLOCK
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HELP WANTED.
AGENTS WANTED.


XKTANTED--WATCH AND JEWELRY RE
w pairing Also oyo fitting. Store open
evenings until O. clock. Saturday evenings
St. ff4.H
A NYBODy CAN EARN GOOD MONEY
"a by selling our $3.50 fountain pens which
arc skillfully made from tho best materials
and sold ON an unconditional guarantee OF
absolute satisfaction. Send 81 for sample.
John Wodicka, 33i East 55th St., New YORK
City. a2.2w
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REGISTERS NOTICE.
r,sTATE on GEORGE !. sFEER


ESTATE OF GEORGE I. sPEER
II DECEASED.
Notira is hereby given that Letters les
tamcntary upon tho Estate Of George T. Spes1l
late Of Wilmington Hundred deceased were
tulv granted unto Security Trust and Safe
Deposit Co on tho 26th day Of March, A
ID 1912 and all persons indebted 20 the said
deceased are requested 70 make payment TO
the Executor without delay. and an persons
having demands agpinst tho deceased arc
required to exhibit and present the same
duiv probated 20 the said Executor on or
before the 26th day Of March a. D. 1913,
or abide by the lew IN this behalf
SECURITY TRUST AND SAFE DEPOSIT
CO. Executor
address Security Trust and Safe Deposit
Co. wilmington. Del m2F-et-eod
--sTATE OF VINCENT o. HILL.
T. DECEASED.
So,ice is hereby given that Letters Tes.
tamentary upon the Estate Of Vincent q
1TlI late Of Blackbird Hundred. deceased,
t,-ere duly granted unto Susan r. Hill and
t4oster J. Hill on the second day of April
II 1912 and sll persons indebted 10 she
"a deceased are requested 20 make pay
ment 20 the Executives without delay. and
an persons having demands against the Dc
~eased are required 10 exhibit and present
,he same duly probated 10 the said Execu.
lrices on or before the Second day of April
A. d. 1913, or abide by the law in this
behalf. 49,
HESTER HILL.
Executives.
Address Thomas Davis. Esq. or William
y lyman, Esq, Attorneys st--l'aw. Whining
ION. Del. az eteod
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PUBLIC SALE.

PUBLIC SALE an SIN.
81 CLAIR & KLAIR'S BA-
-~ zAAR az kennett square.
EII ~ Monday, April 2, 1912. az
S4S r~~~l1 1910 p. M. 90 head OF
NH good business horses.
AlEfS[A heifors and bulls 1
car fresh COWS. extra fine.
Sent here 60 be sold commission, and
you will buy them a. your own price.
SINCLAIR & KLAIB
a0,s kenncit Square. "a.
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HELP WANTED--FEMALE.


XATANTED--A COMPETENT WHITE COOK.
W Must have reference. Apply
aprs %. 1000 Park Place.
WANTED GOOD RELIABLE WOMAN
W for housowork in tho country. Apply
q. A. Lippincott. 3t2 Market 81. at-im
XXyANTED-6OOD RELIABLE WHITE
w woman for housework in tho country.
Apply q. A. Lippincoit 3l2 Market st.
a1-1m
SITUATION WANTED-MALE.
YOUNG MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS
caro- Of team desires position as driver IN
the city Address G. Il journal Office.
a3-6t
NVANTED-MIDDLg.AGEO MAN WANTS
W work as gardener or helper, honest. rc-
liable and good worker Charles Dunham,
caro- James Harris, % Little Ave. aa.Ot
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HAT RENOvATING.

HAT RENOvATING.
summer is coming and you will want 10
wear your Straw OF Panama Hat Wo vol
clean your old one and make Il look like
new at very small cost. Adso felt hats
cleaned by expert hattcrs. Repairing aud
rcnvoating. AN work guaranteed
NEW YORK HAT CO.
mlsemo. 2I7eMarh,t 81.
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SUSAN r. HILL.
HESTER J HILL.

Address Thomas Davis. Esq. or William
] Lyman, Esq, Attorneys at--Law Whining
Ion. Del. az eteod
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REMOVING.

DR. WALTER o. STACK, DENTIST, HAS
- removed temporarily 10 905 West St.
until June 25th. after that date will be 10.
Gated permanently at 0l5 Delaware Ave.
m27 Ina
MAX PODoIsKY & son HAVE REMoY.
W ed from No g East 2nd ST. to 115 Mar
bet and have been experienced since 1857 ia
hat and cap manufacturing. Have now
opened our new store at 115 Market ST.
Wholesale and retail orders will be given
prompt attention. m6-eod-2m
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
ITALY AND TURKEY
TO HEED UNCLE SAM
BeIIigerents Ready to Listen to Peace
Overtures Made By United States

BeIligerents Ready to Listen to Peace
Overtures Made By United States
Ohiasso. Switzerland, September 10
All the great European powers have ex.
ercised their good officesin trying to ar
range an understanding between Italy
and Turkey on a basis which could be
made the foundation for official peace
negotiations. Both Italy and Turkey.
it is understood, however. have de.
clared that they would welcome the
good offices of the United States rather
than those of any other nation, Amer
ioa being the only country which is en-.
tirely disinterested.
Indeed, perhaps the most important
service already done to the warning
nations has been through the unofficial
initiative OF Thomas ]. O'Brien aud
william w. Rockhill, the American
ambassadors. respectively. at Rome and
Oonstantinople.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
PUBLISHED SATURDAYS
OCOan-tO tO-OCean Auto Road

A macsdam roadway to extend from
New York to San Francisco, O distance
of 3340 miles. and to cost e25. 900. 900
was proposed at banquet Of 800 auto
mobile manufacturers and dealers in
Indianapolis, who subscribed $500, 900
to start the campaign in that State.
The plan 10 to furnish material at .
cost Of about s12. .0Oo. 900 free to the
counties through which the road will
pass. the counties TO pay only the cost
Of construction.
The route is to be selected by COM
mission to be chosen by an organization
OF automobile manufactures and the
road is to be constructed under the
supervision Of Government engineers.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
NEVADA MUST PAY BIG
SON TO UNIVERSITY
Land Grant Fund Not Invested Accord.
ing to Interior Department Rulings

Land Grant Fund Not Invested Accord
ing to Interior Department Rulings
Reno. Nevada, September l3.-Fail-
ure on the part of the State of Nevada
to invest funds received from the sale of
land grants for the benefit of the Uni
versity of Nevada in State or National
bonds bearing at least per cent in.
terest will probably mean that the State
must pay over $780, from other funds
to the University.
In session here to-day the Board of
Regents Of the University were inform.
ed Of ruling of Secretary Of the In.
terror Fisher under date of April l. 1921
which makes it obligatory upon every
State, including California, to secure at
least 5 per cent interest upon the money
provided by the sale OF Government
lands for the University.
The endowment from this source In
Nevada is about 100000 The land
grant was made in 1862. The State
being unable to find per cent securities,
invested in the best 1t could get. but
must now maks up the difference II the
ruling is rigidly enforced. Regent Will
hams was appointed to make careful
investigation at once to confirm the in
formal conclusion reached BY the Board
to-day.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
Senator Massey
Chosen Candidate
Republican Party
From the Carson City, Nevada, News

( In another column we print the an
nouncement card of Hon. w. A. Massey
as the Republican candidate to succeed
himself as the United States Senator
for the State of Nevada. This
is not news to the people of the
State that the Senator is to run for
the office, for the people long ago
decided that he was the man who should
succeed himself. There is not a man
in the State of Nevada who is better
fitted TO ill the position than Senator
Massey, for he is one who has the in.
terests OF Nevada in his heart aud whose
every effort will be for its upbuiliing.
The appointment of Senator Massey
to fill the position made vacant by the
death Of the late lamented Senator
Nixon met with a popular chord in
every heart. aud Democrats and Repub.
licans alike We'd in doing him honor
Upon taking mp the duties of his office
in Washington. he at once made him.
self power and accomplished in few
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

The grand jury Of Churchill County
has refused to indict Judd Terrell on Q
charge of murder. IL will be remem bered
that he killed one man and seriously
wounded another over fight for a min
ing claim at the camp Of Terrell. BY
the refusal Of the grand jury to take ur
the case it practically prevents the trial
on the charge. The jury stated that
there was not evidence to convict.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

Ralph Orocker. a young man employed
in the concentrating plant at Ely, was
pounded to death on line shaft that
caught his jumper while he was working
about the machinery. BY the time the
shafting was stopped the man was strip.
ped of clothing and his head beaten to .
jelly. He was married and leaves o
wife and q son born but few weeks ago.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

q. A. Mccarthy. serving two years in
the Nevada penitentiary for forgery in
Lyon County. was pardoned at a special
session Of the Board of Pardons lasr
week. He is the man who started d
matrimonial agency in prison to secure
wives for ex-convicts
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
Esmeralda Orders Recount

A recount of all the ballots Of the
Esmeralda County Primary has been
ordered to determine il q mistake has
been made in the count on Assembly
men, for which there were nine can.
didates.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

small boy bis parents moved from Ohio
to Illinois and there the Senator, when
not busy with his duties on the farm,
attended the public school He loneed
for an education and later was able to
enter Asbury University where he grad
uated with honors. A few years later
he was admitted to the bar at Sullivan,
Indiana, and for a time practiced law at
that place. In 1885 he came westward
to California and settled at San Diego,
California, but not being satisfied he
moved on to Nevada and became resi-.
dent OF Elko County, where he took up
the life Of miner. He brought with
him to the State a fair amount Of money
which was soon sunk in the mines Of the
section and after q hard battle to regain
his wealth from the workings. he again
took up the practice of law. He met
with immediate success as he was q
most capable and painstsking attorney
and soon clients rushed for his assist
ance. In 1892 he was elected q mem
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
Worked the Minister

W. G. Burns, who worked Q check
game on the Elko people, did not stop
there, as he also worked Rev. George
Greenfield for the marriage license fee
and the wedding ring that was used in
the ceremony. The man Of cloth stands
to lose about $40 on the transaction.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
Bsatihc Lodge No. 7, (. Of P,

Meets every Tuesday evening at its Castle
Hall on North Main street, at o'clock.
from October / to March 81. and at 1850
o'clock from April to September 30.
All Brother Knights in good standing are
fraternAlly invited to attend.
DANIEL +. DAVIES. @. @.
Attest: d. K. NosrRosA X. Of r. as
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
$4,000 Death Benefit

Fifteen dollars Weekly Benefit for Acct
dent or Sickness; $1,000 for loss of limb or
eyesight; 500 for Emergency Relief Benefit.
Cost is Sc per year. No other Dues nor AS
sessment. Men and women between ages l6
to 65 are accepted. Reliable company with
100000 State Deposit for the protection Of
Policy holders and to guarantee the payment
Of claims. Write for further information
giving your age, sex and occupation.
Address Dept. AL
AMERICAN REGISTRY COMPANY,
Erie, Pennsylvania.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
Wood For Sale

/ am prepared to deliver A No. l wood in
Eureka at IS 90 per cord. Am also
fitted to take orders for all kinds OF
hauling. Leave orders at the Eureka
Cash store. w. N. CURTO.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
HOSE MAUGHTY, NAUGHTY GIRLS

Lille B. in Baker City Democrat
Il have been reading the criticisms on
women's dress, hence these sobs):
1t is q cruel. crying shame
The way she girls do dress,
In goo goo waists aud stockings.
'Tis o shame-I must confess.
Even Ma Ev the garden
Wore mo lothes than girls of
And our mer spoor old Adam,
Are being stray.
Our men and so innocent
Shed barre jrIny tears
And run and their faces
When poi waist appears.
When eiffs w''y out upon the street,
N their skirts don't touch the floor
Our men run blushine in the house
And quickly slam the door.
The good men from the pulpit
shout: "Girls lead our men astray,
And are 90 bold and wicked
Men dare not cay them nay"
"The girls are swfully wicked"
Say the d. DIS with alarm,
"They would not wear those elbow necks
Unless they meant men harm"
Yes, the ministers are excited,
And say it is . sin
For girls to 60 upon the street.
Unless they're dressed in tin.
Now, girls, if you d not shock the men,
But in their eyes look cute.
Just wear heavy cotton veil
And a . sheet-iron tailor suit.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

It's q wonder more married women do
not lose their minds-considering the
liberslity with which they give their
husbands pieces of it.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

short months what other Senators have
tried for years-made his voice one
listened to and his words of weight.
In the few short months that he was
at the capitol city he was tireless for the
welfare of the State, and upon the most
momentous questions spoke the words
which proved him to be an American of
Americans.
The life history of Senator Massey
has been one Of battles fought and won 4,
and steadily he has climbed the ladder
until he stands again upon the threshold
of one of the greatest offices within the
gift of the people.
Senator Massey was born in Perry
County. Ohio. on the seventh day OF
October, 1856. He came from hardy
stock of pioneers as his grandfather.
Matthew Massey, came from the north
of Ireland as a young man to the State
Of New York and at once became one OF
the stalwarts Of the good old State
When Senator Massey was but a
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

If you would be popular you must be
good forgetter.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21
Diamond Rebekah Lodge No. 8. LOOP.

Meets the Second and Fourth Monday of
each month at the f. & A. M. and I. o. OF,
Hall ct o'clock from September l to April
80. 1911. All sojourning Sisters and Brothers
are cordially invited to visit.
NATHALIA BRossEMER, N. G.
GRACE /. TRAvERs. Secretary.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1912-09-21

Der OF the State Legislature and made
most enviable name for himself.
In 1896 he was elected a member Of
the Supreme Court of the State and
moved to Carson City to make his home.
He served for two years aud then re-
siged the position to take mp the prac-
tice of law again. For a number of
years he practiced law in the State with
his headquarters at Reno aud was
known as one of the most competent
attorneys in the State. Upon the death
of Senator Nixon he was appointed by
Governor Oddie to fill the position.
You may search where you will and
it would be impossible to find q more
competent man to fill the position. He
is believer in the square deal and a
stickler for the rights of one and all.
caring not for their position nor wealth.
He is not a millionaire but plain. blunt
man of the people who il elected will be
tower of strength for the betterment
and welfare of all.-Political Announce
ment.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-01
FIRST ACROSS THE SEA.
BY Frank III. Williams.

Up, up in the air the huge alp
ship rose and above the beating
and throbbing of the engine and
the whir of the gigantic propellers
Robt. Smiley heard the frantic
yells of the great crowd below
him. One fleeting glance he shot
back at the spot from which he
had started, then forward he
surged on his long Journey across
the Atlantic. To~the right, a half
mile distant, on a level with him
flew Charmion, the French cham
pion, in his huge monoplane. 1t
was a race between the two for
the honor of first crossing the sea
IN an airship and silently, to him.
self, Smiley swore that America
should be first.
Presently he was over the sea
and below him steamed the tor
pedo boat assigned by the United
States government to accompany
his in his perilous trip. On the
deck Of the boat he could see the
men gazing up at him and from
them came shouts of encourage
ment.
In time land disappeared and
an Immense loneliness settled
upon Smitley's spirit. Still to his
right he could see Charmion and
below the latter steamed a French
torpedo boat. Powerfully, bird
like the mighty airship swept on
ward and in place of his former
loneliness Smiley was possessed
of great pride that he should be
the first American to essay this
adventure. And to him came the
face of Bertha Wilding. his sweet
heart. This nerved him to an in
tense, set purpose; for he knew
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-01
By the Junior Office Boy

n. ", Oct. 1.---jellusy is ter
rible thing
IL you don't believe it, you
ought to take a look at dock full
Ter
and the worst of it is, the guy
that made him look like he does
dident have no reason to be jellus
of him
witch Is the case, about IL the
time
this guy is Teller by the name
of hayes, who has good lookin
wife, at least he thinks she is
this summer he was away for
a while, and when he gets back
one of his neighbors slips him an
earfullof talk to the. effect that a
dockter had been taking mrs.
hayes out for joy rides in an auto
mr.. hayes he got sore as a
crab, he asked his wife who was
her gent friend, and she told him
none of his business
so after some people passing
by had dragged them apart, he
went out looking for the dock
all he knew was that this dock
was the family pillmaker for a
family by the name of briggs
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-01

near by
SO he went to the briggs house
and there wasent nobody home
evept a little. girl about 10 years
old with busted prop
tell me. my dear, says mr..
hayes, who is your family dockter
oh, dockter fuller, she says, he
fixed up my legg and he done 1t
Just lovely.
so away goes mr.. hayes to dock
fullers office, and he goes in and
he says are you dock fuller
yes, am, says the dock
Diff, BIN, bang, mr.. hayes went
at him, and they mixed 1t in
great shape, mr.. hayes thinking
that he was mauling the recker
ofhis home, and the dock think
inga lunytick had got him
policeman was called and he
took both of them to court, and
then 1t appeared that the little
gerl had made a mistake, dock
fuller wasent their family dock
ter at all, he just happened to
have fixed up her legg
so mr.. hayes apologized to the
dock, and the dock says its all
rite old man, axidnts will happen