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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18

Norman White, who is again in the
political ring-this time as a Bull
Moose--is telling story to tighten up
his tariff opinions. Here is the story:
A new baby arrived at house. A
little girl had been the pet of the
family Every one made much of her,
but when there was new baby she
felt rather neglected.
How are you. Mary?" visitor ask
ed of her one afternoon.
ooh, Pm all right" she said. "excep
that think there Is too much competi.
lion in this world. Mass
Sun.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Cooperative Experiments.

The soils and crop department Of
Purdue Is carrying on cooperative
crop experiments with various farm
ers throughout the state on methods
of seeding oats and oats fertilization.
The department is also cooperating
with about twenty-five members of the
State Gamers association in series
of tomato fertilization experiments.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Wild Ones.

Charles Crafty. the noted sculptor.
was talking at his summer home at
Folly Grove. near Gloucester. about the
qaint humor of the Gloucester fish,
ermen.
I'm Gloucester one day" he said. "as
idled among the shipping. an old salt
began to narrate his experiences to
me.
'Wunst, he said, L was ship
WRECKED in the South sea. and thar
come across a tribe of wild women
without tongues
Wild women without tonguesl
said /. Goodness How could they
talk?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Proud Of His Longevity.

M. Joseph Madarsy. aged ninety
eight, and the oldest member Of par
lament in the world, wishes 1t to be
known that he is not thinking Of re-
signing his seat in the Hungarian
reichstag. as his political enemies re
port. He declares in an interview
that he means to sit until he is hun
dred at least, and after that to live
until he becomes the Oldest man in
the world. In order to make sure OF
this, he carries constantly with him
a list of all the accredited centena
rians living, and marks them OF as
they die.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
A Pen and Ink shakespesr..

Woodrow Wilson. on a recent visit
to Atlantic City, referred good humor-
edly to his rather illegible handwrit-
ing.
but my hand is nothing" he said,
ito that of Horace Greeley.
Poor Greeley once quoted from
Shakespeare in leading article, lis
true, It's pity. and pity tbs, tbs true
This appeared the next day:
"'Tis two, It's fifty. It's fifty, It's
ffty-two'"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
obiiging.

A young man who had never testi-
fed before was called before the court
as a witness in a certain case. He
was somewhat fustered over the at
tention that was being paid him, and
mumbled his words so that the young
woman stenographer could not hear
them distinctly. He was told to speak
plainly and to turn toward the stenog-
rapher.
Speak to the stenographer." said
the prosecutor.
At that the young man arose spd
with a deep bow to the lady said
How do you do?"-Satire.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
comnensstion.

A fairly prominent local pugilist was
injured several months ago In an au-
tomobile accident and had three ribs
broken. Fully recovered, he was dis
cussing the incident recently with
friends.
Il got 500 out of the auto owner y
he said. Had to give the lawyer half
and 1t cost SIS for doctors bills, but |
made them pay 500 for the thing. any
how"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Don't Take CaIomel
Bonds Pills Are Better
pv do NOT sicken or gripe.

They do not sicken or gripe.
They do not "tear you to pieces"
They do not leave you constipated.
They are small, mild. effective. Why
waste time and money on unknown
and expensive purgatives?
Just take one Bonds PHI at bed
time for that headache. biliousness.
torpid liver, etc., and wake up well!
All Druggists. Csc. or send to Bonds
Pharmacy Co., Little Rock. Ark.
A free sample on request. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
American Tools Preferred.

A favorite sport in New Zealand, as
also in Australia and Tasmania, is com.
petition in wood chopping and saving:
and in these contests, which attract a
great deal Of interest, the champion
ships are always won through the use
of American tools. In fact. the expert
woodsman working for prize would
never think Of using any other kind Of
tools.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Move for Change in time.

The French ministry of public works
is endeavoring to have the govern
ment adopt the system Of reckoning
time on railways by the use Of the
hours from 1 TO "a, instead Of IL noon
to II midnight. This system has al
ready been adopted by many CONT
mental railways and has been in OPP
sration for years on the Canadian Pa
cinc railway.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Flavor Of Honey.

A curious interference on the part
OF the honey bee in our economical
questions has occurred in the tobacco
growing sections of the country. They
gather nectar from the tobacco bios
SONS, and some of the 'apiarists COM
plain that the honey is favored in a
way that is neither delightful nor
wholesome.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Crushed Bone Fertilizers.

Crushed bone is valuable fertilizer
for fruit trees and may be used to ad-
vantage whenever 1t may be secured
at a reasonable price. An application
of 400 to 500 pounds Of bonemeal per
acre win prove helpful on silt and clay
soils.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
4 WosDERFuL DIsc0VERY.

IN hi ag9 o. research and experiment, All naturo
r. ransacked b. the ne nsp
pi re< sfyf man Science indeed made
IA tbN pest century, ard among the--by no mean1
l-ast inpostant-disc0 cries 10 medicine Il that 81
Th~r plOn. which has used with great success In
Efeneh Hos pils and tnat Il IL worthy the attention
OF .hfsso no su1er from kidney. bladder nervous
dssea chfonic weaknesses, ulcers skin cru pon1s
piles kr. tao-c IL doubt In fact itseems or
frirn the n,g stir created amongst Specialists that
these Questionable remedies that were formerly tho
sole reliance medical men u u OF csurse iupos-
sible TO tell snurrsrs all should like TO tell them
In this short artcie, but those who would IKE "
know more about this remedy that ms effected 70
should send addressed envelope for FREE book %
DIR. let ierc Med Co.. Hnverstock Road. Hampstead.
New french ke-gedy ..THGRAptoN"No No. l. No
or No. Is what they require and have been see uH
in vain during lie OF misery, suffering. 81 b alta
and IN happiness Therapion l8eold BY druggists %
mall lloo. fougera Co. - Deeknar 81. New Ye-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
rhs EdueatlonaI STEP ladder,

We know what kindergarten is for;
it is to educate children for the pri-
mary grades.
We know what the primary grades
are for; they are to educate children
for the grammar grades.
We know what the grammar grades
are for; they are to educate children
for high school.
We know what the high school is
for; it is to educate children for col.
lege.
But what does college at you forf-
Life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Neiuhborly CO. Operation.

Salt pork and soggy potatoes are a
poor diet for midsummer. XIII hog
divide with the neighbors. and each
in turn provide fresh meat. Live OF
the garden as much as possible, worry
less. and add to your health and
length Of days.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
XIII the Fever Tick.

Down with the Texas fever tick
down to the Gulf There is not room
for good cattle and the tick in ths
south. so the latter mus. go. Let ev
erybody help.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Poor Smith.

"You look as if you'd been in a
fight, Smith"
mo. I've Just been initiated into a
society"
What society,"?
my mother-in-law's."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
YOUNG Wife
SAVED FROM
HOSPITAL
Tells How Sick She Was And
What Saved Her From
An Operation.
Upper Sandusky, Ohio. ar Three years
ago i was married and went to house

keeping. l was not
fe cling we'll and
could hardly drag
myself along. had
such tired feelings,
my back ached, my
sides ached, / had
bladder trouble aw-
fully bad, and / could
noteator sleep. Ihad
headaches, too, and
became almosta ner-
yous wreck. Nv doc
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Minor Bookkeeping Item

A small item was overlooked in the
bookkeeping department OF the United
states navy. 1t was the charge for
guns installed on the battleships Flor
ida and Utah. The item was for the
trffiing sum of $1.sOO.00O.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Its own.

why do they call II Labor dayf"
inquired the mystified foreigner.
ITS labor's day on" explained the
native.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Get Rid of Scrub Bull.

Turn the scrub bull into bologna ant
fill his place with a sire that will ad,
dollars to the value OF the her,
through his '-rogeny.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18

IL YOU wish beautiful. clear, white
clothes. use Red Cross Ball Blue. At I'll
rood erocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
COLD BrooDED AND

ChIrs: Rev. James Reed. Gainesville. Tex. wrote:
" have usad YOUR Cheat ham Chill Tonic In my
family ana can recommend u 20 everyone affected
1sfh fhtlls and Fever. IL cured when various
M her remedies failed Price Soc. Sold and guar
Snieed By Nj dealers. A. b. Rchards Medicine Co,
sherman, Texas Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18

Some people would rather make an
effective appearance than a good
appearance.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Hard to Manage.

I never see you eat corn on the
cob
No. l always avoid laborious food"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Kid STUFF.

Mother-Now, Willie, wash your
wrists and neck as well as your
hsrde and ace
wfllie-who's comm Z dinnerf
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18

A man must draw the liue some
where. but the chances are he will get
on the other side of IL later
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
Increase Of Dairying.

Dairying is becoming more and
more the backbone of the country
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18

II you would get up in the world
you might patronize roof garden.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18

The man who shoots at random
never hits the target
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
On the Honeymoon.

She Edward, don't look at the
scenery all the time. Look at me now
and then.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-18
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
A standpatter.

Color more goods brighter and faster coors than any
I've any garment without ripping apart. Write fol
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
SUMMONS
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
STATE OF WASHINGTON, FOR
CHEHALIS COUNTY

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
STATE OF WASHINGTON, FOR
CHEHALIS COUNTY.
Finch Investment Company. corpor.
alton, plaintiff, VS.. Fred Taylor and
Ella F. Taylor, husband and wife,
Mrs. Edward B. Lowe, Junior. Fred
Hills and w. j. Patterson. defend
ants.
THE STATE OF WASHINGTON
TO THE SAID DEFENDANTS FRED
TAYLOR AND ELLA F. TAYLOR,
HUSBAND AND WIFE:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within sixty 600 days after the
date of the first publication of this
summons, to-wit: within sixty 600
days after the LIST day of January,
1912, and defend the above entitled
action in the above entitled court and
answer the complaint of the plaintiff
and serve copy of your answer upon
the undersigned attorneys for plain.
tiff at their office below stated; and
in case of your failure so to do, judg-
ment will be rendered against you &C.
cording to the demand of the com
plant, which has been filed with the
clerk of said court.
The object of this action, being in
the nature of creditors suit in equity,
is to cause the following described
lands, viz: Lots l, 2, and s, in Block
1, and Lots l, 2, 3, 4. 5 and in Block
2, all of Dole's Addition to Aberdeen
to be applied and sold to and for the
satisfaction of that certain judgment
made and entered in the above en-
titled court on the Gath day of De-
cember, 1910 against Fred Taylor and
in favor of the plaintiff herein Finch
Investment Company, for the sum of
Five Thousand Five Hundred Dollars
($5, 500.0O), with costs, in which action
Fred Taylor was plaintiff and the
Finch Investment company, corpora
ton, Ferro Concrete Construction
Company, a corporation, and Interna-
tional Life Insurance Company, cor
poration were defendants; which
lands on the said Oath day of De-
cember, 1910, and subsequent thereto,
were held in the name of Ella F. Tay'
lor, and to have the court adjudge
that the judgment hereinabove re
ferred to was the community judg-
ment and for the community debt of
Fred Taylor and Ella F. Taylor, hus-
band and wife, and to have the court
adjudge and decree that the lands
hereinabove described were the COM
munity property of the said Fred Tay-
lor and Ella F. Taylor and that the
Judgment aforesaid is lien upon the
said property; and this action is to
foreclose the said lien, sell the said
lands and apply the proceeds thereof
or so much thereof as is necessary,
to the satisfaction and payment of the
judgment aforesaid.
BONER & BONER,
| Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Portoffice Address: 314-316 Finch
Building, Aberdeen, Chehalis County,
Washington.
Date of first publication, Jan. /,
1912.
Date of last publication, Feb. 4.
1912
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
|W62fETGHEN)
WHEN MAKING PIES

WHEN MAKING PIES.
THE popularity of pie in America is
very great. and deservedly. for
the American housekeeper knows
how to turn out good pies. Persons
who have partaken of the heavy pastry
Of Europe can appreciate this.
A Cheap Pie.
Apple Pie.-Good old apple pie. the
favorite Of so many households. may
be made according to this recipe. which
is recommended by country house.
wife:
Wash. pare and slice six apples:
brush pie pan with tablespoonful OF
butter and put the sliced apples in.
Sift cup of -four. teaspoonful Of
baking powder and salt into a bowl:
add tablespoonful OF lard and rub
very lightly: add two tablespoonful OF
milk. just enough to hold togatte-
Roll out thick enough to cover the ap-
pies.
Brush the top with little cold milk
and bake in moderate oven thirty
minutes. or until the apples are tender
Take from oven with knife, loosen
sides and turn out ON Il deep plate.
crust side down. That brings the APP
Piles up Sprinkle with sugar dust with
little cinnamon or nutmeg. Serve
with cream or milk.
When Fruit Is Scarce.
Pumpkin Custard Pie.--For persons
who find the ordinary pumpkin pie too
heavy the pumpkin custard is de
licious substitute. 1t may be made as
follows:
Pare. cut into pieces and cook pump
kin to make one pint. Put pieces of
pumpkin into a kettle. add one-hali
cupful of water. cover the kettle and
allow the pumpkin to steam until ten
evaporate Drain in II colander and
press the dry pumpkin through
Beat three eggs without separating
Add the milk. then the pumpkin u
half teacurful of sugar. teaspoon
fui of Cinnamon ami Il teaspooniul of
ginger. Make the puff paste as in an
ordinary custard pie. Place in II deep
pie pan which has been we'll creased
and add the custard. Bake and serve
hot
Cocoanut Pie.-lf the trouble of graf
ing the cocoanut is shirked by the
housewife shredded and prepared CO
coanut may he purchased Of amy gro
Ger.
Put two even table>ro0n!ulS of graf
ed cocoanut into Il pint of milk. Add
three even tablespooufulS of sugar. the
yolks of two we'll beaten eggs and two
even tablespoonfuls of cornstarch
stirred to a paste with Il little cold
milk
Add butter the size of walnut and
cook until thickened and smooth. Line
a pie plate with crust. prick in several
places and bake in hot oven. FIJI the
crust with the cocoanut and spread
with meringue made from the whites
Of the eggs beaten to stiff froth with
two tablespoonfuls Of sugar.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
No. 1141.
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF FIN.
Al ACCOUNT AND PETITION

No. 7747.
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF FIN.
Al ACCOUNT AND PETITION
FOR DISTRIBUTION
In the Superior Court of the State
of Washington, for Chehalis COun-
ty.
In the Matter of the Estate of Adolf
plus V. Summerville, Deceased.
NOTICE is hereby given that Thorn
as R. Wade, Executor of the last will
and testament of Adolphus V. Sum-
merville, deceased, has rendered and
presented for settlement to, and filed
in the Superior Court of Chehalis
county, state of Washington. his Final
Account and Petition for Distribution
as such Executor, and that Saturday,
the 9th day of January, 1912, at 1870
o'clock P. NJ, at the court room of our
said Superior Court, in the City of
Montesano, in said Chehalis County,
has been appointed by our said Su-
perior Court for the settlement of the
said Account and hearing of said Pc
tition for Distribution, at which time
and place any person interested in
said estate may appear and file his
exceptions in writing to the said Final
Account and Petition for Distribution,
and contest the same.
Witness, the Hon. Ben Sheeks.
Judge of the said Superior Court, and
the seal of said Court affixed this
Both day of December, 1911.
| LUROY HERMAN,
County Clerk and Clerk of the Super
ior Court.
BY w. C. BIRDWELL,
Deputy.
First publication January 4, 1912
Last publication, January IS, 1912.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
TRITTERS are small cakes Of bat
ter containing slice of fruit or

E<R1TTERS are small cakes Of bat
ter containing a slice Of fruit or
fruit, vegetables or meat chopped
tine sweetened or seasoned according
to requirements and then fried in boil
ing lard
A fritter batter that will do for any
ingredients may be prepared thus:
Take half cup of milk, the beaten
yolks Of two eggs, tablespoonful Of
olive oil or butter saltspoonful OF
salt and enough -four to make drop
batter. Add the beaten whites of the
eggs when you are ready to use it,
Preparing the Batter.
If making for fruit fritters put about
a teaspoonful of sugar into the batter.
If the fritters are to be of chopped
meat. oysters. clans or fish mix in a
tablespoonful Of lemon juice or vine
gar.
Most vegetables should be boiled TN
til tender before being chopped up fol-
the frtters.
ANY good batter for pancakes ma!
be used in making fritters.
Fritters must be sent to the table as
soon as cooked or they will become
heavy.
Fruit fritters are served with pow
dered sugar dash of cinnamon may
be added
Some Simple Recipes.
Plain F'ritters. - For these take
pint of sweet milk. two beaten eggs. a
quart Of -four. three tablespoonfuls Of
baking powder and salt to taste. Fry
a golden brown in deep fat and serve
with strip. One cupful OF dropped
fruit can be added to the batter if de-
sired
Ginger Fritters.-Put one pint of wa
ter. one tablespoonful Of butter and
one half cupful of sugar into Il sauce
pan and when 1t boils stir in one pint
Of sifted -four. stirring brskly until
smooth. Remove from the fire and
when nearly cold beat in four eggs.
one at a time and beating we'll between
each. then add one cupful of preserved
ginger. chopped fine. Fry brown in
boiling lard and serve with srup and
favored with ginger and lemon juice.
Corn Fritters. These may be made
with canned corn. To one pint of corn
add the well beaten yolks of two eggs,
two teaSpoonfulS of salt, one cupful of
-four and one teaspoonful of baking
powder sifted together and. lastly, the
Stitlly beaten whites of the eggs. Drop
in spoonfuls into deep hot lard and
fry.
Peach Fritters. For these also either
canned or fresh peaches cut in halves
may he used. Dip each half, after
draining thoroughly. into the batter
and fry. or the peaches may be chop
ped and mixed into the ordinary batter
and dropped in spoonfuls into the hot
,il
preparing For the Kettle.
If the ham is to be boiled scrub 1t
we'll and trim away the hard dark
parts.
If the ham is not very fresh it may
safely be soaked for twenty-four hours
before boiling or baking.
A~~~ M~d~~~/
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
Insulted His Legs.

Apropos of knee breec hes CORE
spondent of the London Express quotes
an anecdote from Captain GronoW's
"RecolIections" which puts the whole
case in a nutshell. The baile de fer
rette was always dressed i'll Knee
breeches, with n cooked hat and court
sword. the slender proportions of which
greatly rescmbled those of his legs.
"Do tell me. my dear bailie.' sad
Montrond one day, "have you got three
legs or three swords" Soon after
which, we should imagine, the bailie
went home.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
No Misors In Burma.

When Burman has earned a little
money he immediately proceeds to
ambition to be rich and never hoa I'd:
consequently there are no large land.
owners, and, there being no aristocracy.
the people are as near being on an
equality as possible. Poor people are
quite as rare as rich people, and the
only beggars to lie met with are the
lepcrs, who sit on the steps of the pa
godas. Should Il Burman find himself
III possession of a large sum Of money
ne builds pagoda and possibly
Zayat, or rest house. If any money still!
remains he gives Il theatrical perform.
anco
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
Powerful!

Poverty has always existed There
is no remedy. It can be alleviated.
but not abolished. No matter who
breaches any other doctrine. it is Il
false and not true preachment. 1t
is against the inexorable logic OF all
ages. Statesmen have sought rem
edy and failed; demagogues have Of
fered their quack medicines and they
have been eagerly accepted only to he
finally rejected. one after the other.
Philosophers, students. teachers and
preachers have al! had their say and
all sought their remedies, but poverty
still exists. When there is no more
sin we shall have no more poverty
LeStie's.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
The Work of Sea Animals.

The native stone that underlies Rer
muda is the result of the work of cora.
and other sea creatures through the
countless ages since a volcanic dis.
turbance at the bottom of very deer
sea first sent up, with many subsid'
ences and subsequent upheavals. the
island that for nearly 300 years has
now remained without perceptible
change.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1912-01-25
A 0inlomat.

EYES," said the tramp. who was ex-
planning his method. II always tell the
lady of the house that was injured
on the field"
what tield?" asked the inexperi-
enced beginner.
"Well. If it's a young lady say
football field. and If it's an old lady !
say battlefield. London Tit-Bits.