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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-02-02

We are authorized to announce Mr..
E. B. Ray as a candidate for the NOmi-
nation of Assessor of Garrard County,
subject to the action of the democratic
party.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-02-02

We are authorized to announce J. B.
Collier as candidate for the nomina-
ton for assessor of Garrard county,
subject to the action of the democratic
Marty
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-02-02

Rates For Political Announcements
For Precinct and City Offices IS 500
For County Offices $500. 1000
For State and District Offices. -. 1900
For Calls. per line. -. ..... 10
For Cards, per line - -. 10
For all publications in the inter-
est of individuals or express
sion of individual views, per
line 81. ............. 10
Obituaries, per line ........... %
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-02-02

The following Honor Roll is submitted
for your consideration:
FIRST GRADE.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-02-02

+ IKST URADE.
Mars SwinebrOad, Paul Morrow, Lii
ian Boyle, Jno. w. finder, Eugenia
Dunlap.
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
POLO TOURNAMENT
OPENS TOMORROW
Army Teams to Compete for First
Time-Winners 60 to Philadel-
phia and Narragansett.

Beginning tomorrow there will be held
in Washington the first army polo tourna-
ment in the history of the United States
military service. Teams made up OF off,
GERS from the Eleventh Cavalry, West
Point; Sixth Field Artillery. Fort Myer;
Fifth Field Artillery, and an additional
team made up from officers stationed In
Washington, will compete daily from to-
morrow evening to July 10. At the con-
clusion of the tournament the winning
team will meet the team Of the First
City Troop of Philadelphia. one of the
Oldest volunteer military organizations in
the country. and made up of young men
of Philadelphia's most exclusive set.
The winning team will also go to Mar
ragansett Pier to compete in the polo
tournament to take place there from
July 20 to August o. In this tournament
there will be a number of foreign en-
tries. as well as a great many teams from
all parts of the United States.
The. participation of army officers in
polo is being encouraged by the War
Department as much as possible. As
there are no funds available for this
purpose. however, the officers on the sew
eral teams are obliged to provide their
own ponies and pay all the expenses
All the games will be played on the polo
field IN Potomac Park south OF the White
House.
1t is believed by the military euthori-
ties that polo will prove an excellent
garded as most excellent sport for the
officers. requiring perfect horsemenship
and physical condition. and as a means OF
stimulating interest in breeding horses,
the neglect of which is being felt by the
cavalry arm OF the service.
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Washington Highlands-E. Baker Evans ct NJ. tr
Joseph r. Costinett, lots and Il, block II
SO.
Fourteenth and Onc-hah Street Northeast be
tween q and d Streets-JoSeph r. Costinett "a
ux. to John P. stuckert. lots Is to lcs. squar,
1854, So
65 b Street Northeast-Ernest r. Hunting ct ux
to Mary z. Woods. lot Is, square &c. 80
Tennessee Avenue Northeast, between and ID
streets-reresa N. Saul to Harry A. Kite, lots
50 to 6. square l031, SO.
T II Street Southwest-Jotn W. Bransom ct ny
to Geraldine NJ Piper lot a. square 5s4 SO
County-Elesaretgard Cemetery Association %
trustees Of Hebrew Young Mems Lodge, No,
173, Independent Order Of Birth Sholom, parcel
rs, over II, SO.
SIG Fourth Street Northeast-William B. Chisholm
ct ux. to Alice c. Lawson, north half Of lot
H5 square 77g, SO.
2i5 Brightwood Avenue-Annie @. Jones to Har.
net L. Moore. part lot Il, block L. Bingham.
So
1857 L Street Southeast-James R. Ketner tn
Corinne T. waring. lots 81 and 30. square lois,
So
l212 Eighteenth Street Northwest-John wana-
maker ct ux- to James II. Gore, lot s., square
10. SO
gil Massachusetts, Avenue Northeast-Mary b.
Friedman ct a. to Emma l. Benner lot .s,
square $50, so.
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
SOLDIERS HELD FOR THEFT.
Charged with Stealing Pin, Mus,
Face Grand Jury.

Charged with stealing a $50 diamond
pin from Martin J. Battle. a watchman
at the Treasury Department. William
Welsh and Michael Stout. both of the
Third Field Artillery, stationed at Fort
Myer. yesterday were held under ySUC
bond each in Police Court for action OF
the grand jury. They pleaded not
guilty.
On the night of July 4, Battle invited
the two soldiers to his rooms at 1917
Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest. They
had missed their last car. and decided
TO sleep a few hours at the domIcile or
their hospitable friend. The following
morning Battle missed his pin, and re-
ported the fact TO the police, who FOUND
II in the possession OF Welsh. The SOL
der said that Stout had given II 10
him.
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
PICTURE BY MATTHEWS,
Local Artist Wants to Sell Canvas
to Government for $1,000.

government Of an oil painting. II by 1e
feet. representing Gen. U. S. Grant and
Gen. Robert E. Lee shaking hands after
the surrender at AppomattoX, was in
troduced in the House yesterday by Rep
resentative Charles Bartlett of Georgia.
The measure calls for an appropriation
Of 5000. 1t was referred to the Commit
tee on Library.
The painting has been offered to the
government by William B. Matthews, a
local attorney. The work was done by
George E. Matthews, a local artist, who
is brother OF the lawyer. There are
at present several hundred other meas
ures dealing with the purchase of pic
lures which have not yet been acted
upon
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
Would Purchase Monticello.

Mrs. Martin W. Littleton. wife of the
New York member OF Congress, will ap-
pear before the Senate Committee on Ii
braries to-day in advocacy OF the Dill
approprtating money for the purchase
by the government OF Monticello. the
former estate OF Thomas jefferson. The
estate is now the property OF Renre-
sentative Levy OF New York. Mr.. Levy
has signified his willingness TO sell the
property TO the government.
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
Files Divorce Suif.

Mary F. Crown yesterday filed a su,r
for absolute divorce from Chester v.
Crown. alleging misconduct. ana naming
a correspondent PIaIntin AYERS maj
her husband was kind and anecuonate..
for the first two years after their mar
rage in 1902. but after that became
cruel in his treatment OF her
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
LOCAL MENTION,
EXCURSIONS TODAY,

Steamer Charles Manchester for Mount Vernon
leaves Seventh Street Wharf at 10 a. m. and $50
p m daily. except Sunday. For Marshall Hall daily
and Sunday. 10 q. m. 80 and 80 p. m.
Steamer ST. Johns leaves Seventh Street Wharf
8 a. m for Colonial Beach, Tuesday.
Norfolk and Washington Steamboat Company's
steamers from foot Of Seventh Street for Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk daily at As p m.
Cars from Fifteenth Street and New York Avenue
every quarter hour for main entrance Zoo Park and
Chevy Chase.
To Great Fars-washingtou and Old Dominion
Railroad cans every few minutes from Thirty-sixth
and NJ Streets.
To Chesapeake Beach-Daily trains Of Chesapeake
Beach Railway leave s:p 1880, and IL 80 a. m. I:
80, $50. and ;:i5 2. m.
To Mount yernon-washineton-vi Virginia Railvay
cas every hour on the hour from 10 q m to D. m
Station, Twelfth Street and Pennsylvania Avenue
Nursing virer. sensation to-day. Virginia Theater
One Trial Makes ssTop-Noch, Bread
family favorite. Made by Meinbere-a
guarantee of excellence. Any grocer's.
The nrtlI~rv R,,sineza and Cixil Ssrr;o~s rr,--..
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
Named Deputy Grand Master.

Louis s. Gottleib, OF this city, has been
appointed deputy grand master vr the
Independent Order of Birth Abraham
by Judge Leon Sanders. the grand mas
ter. The former installed the orr1cers or
the National Capital and District OF Co
lumbia lodges Sunday evening.
The Washington herald., 1912-07-09
Hoboes should Walk, Say. Judge.

Judge Pugh. in Police court yesterday,
expressed the opinion that young hoboes
should be talented pedestrians, and
should not attempt to travel by rail-,
when Robert Soper, nineteen years old,
was arraigned for vagrancy Tne boy
had been arrested as he emerged from
a box car IN the Benning freight yarus
He told the court that he came from
Baltimore, was in search OF work, and
that he would gladly return to the
Maryland city If 1t were the wish OF the
court.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
DONNELLY TOWNSHIP

Miss Ellen Anderson. who is at
tending the normal at Morris. spent
Sunday at home.
Henry, Mary and Ida Sperr and
Allie, George and Anna Olson spent
Sunday evening at Ganschaw's.
Quite number of young folks
visited at Gregerson's Sunday even.
ing.
Grandma Meyer. who has been
visiting at Gerber's. returned home
Sunday.
Miss Agnes Anderson, of Alex
andria, is visiting relatives and old
time friends here.
VIM. T. Nelson visited Dist. No.
AZ last Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Benson. of Herman.
Mr.. and Mrs. Goodhue, Mrs. and Mrs.
Albers and her mother visited at
Sperr's Sunday.
Henry Blees moved Wednesday from
the Falkin farm on his new home
which he purchased from MIR. Bergren.
The K Olson family are busy NOV
ing their goods to their new place
near Herman.
Miss Ida Sperr helped Mrs. Nordahl
cook for the threshers this week.
Cyrus Ortman spent Saturday and
Sunday at his home in Morris.
William Nelson, who has been
visiting relatives and friends here for
some time, returned to his home in
Fergus Falls last Tuesday after noon.
After short visit with his parents
and friends there. he will leave for
Pueblo. Col, where he is engaged as
teacher in one of the schools.
MIR. Goodhue called at Sperr' S
Monday.
Mrs. Hellebust and daughters
Amanda and Minnie attended Sunday
school and church at M. L. Strand S
last Sunday.
Harry Anderson left last Monday.
for Morris, where he will attend the
agricultural school.
The G. E. Anderson family visited
at A. Kings Sunday.
A six o'clock dinner was served
last Sunday at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. N. Erdahl to few invited
guests. Those present were Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Erdahl. Mr.. and Mrs. S. T.
Erdahl, Mr.. and Mrs. Gregerson and
also Mr.. and Mrs. C. K. Weltzin. a.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18

the usual way and are subject to the
ordinary fluctuations of the stock ex-
change. Until the organization of the
societies it was almost impossible to
borrow money in Denmark, no matter
what security was given, for there
was scarcely any gold and silver in
the country and most of the trading
was done in actual commodities. The
credit societies remedieds this condi-
ton and the people who had money
to loan were no longer afraid to part
with it. MARION s. NoRELIUS.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
ROOSEVELT VISITS DULUTH
Progressive Candidate Given Enthusi
astic Reception. ...

Progressive Candidate Given Enthusi-
astic Reception.
Duluth and the country about the
Head of the Lakes gave Theodore
Roosevelt the most remarkable dem
onstration it ever accorded any can
didate for the presidency.
In three addresses made in Superior
and Duluth the colonel drove home
the Progressive doctrine before $4,000
people. AS many more, unable to gain
entrance to the halls where he spoke,
crowded the streets and shouted;
Teddy; we want Teddy.
The colonel in both speeches in Du-
luth urged his followers to support
the Progressive state ticket and prom
ised that if any man. elected on the
Progressive ticket failed to keep his
campaign pledges that he would hunt
him out Of public life"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
FOREST AREA is INCREASED
President Issues Proclamation Affect.
ing Superior Reserve,

President Taft has issued a procla-
nation adding 3S0,555 acres of land to
the Superior national forest in the
northeast section of Minnesota. BY the
same act he eliminated 14,455 acres
from the forest as untitled for forestry
purposes. These changes raise the
total area of this forest from 91O, 900
acres to 1,276,100.
The Superior national forest lies In
the northeastern corner Of Minnesota,
between Lake Superior and the Cana
dian line. At present it contains little
lumber OF merchantable size, prac.
tlcaIly all of the original stand having
been removed or destroyed by fire be-
lore the national forest was created.
The government is holding and pro-
tecting the land for the sake of the
future yield of timber, which it will
produce under scientific forestry
methods.
The land eliminated from the forest
and that added to it is situated in
Lake, Cook and ST Louis counties.
Inc forest extends over the Vermillion
range, reaching to the border line be.
tween the United States and Canada,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
DO R ADO

A. W. suess spent Sunday at his
home.
The Flakker family spent Sunday at
Larson's.
Art Pelo spent Thursday and Friday
at the Suess home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willis were Herman
callers Wednesday.
Mr.. Bronkow was Herman caller
on Thursday.
Johnnie Richard called at Suess'
Sunday.
Willie Suess called atJoe Sanford s
Friday. ...
Mrs. Reenis is visiting her daugh.
ter Mrs. Larson.
Ollie Bruins and wife visited at Ed
sons Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Larson visited at c..
D. Halls Sunday evening.
Mr.. Bayer is visiting at the Jim
Cook home.
Mrs. Willis visited at Suess' Tues
day.
Ollie Bruins has moved on the farm
just vacated by the Brown family.
E. II. Bruins has been on the sick
list the past week. l.... ~
Mrs. Suess returned to her home
last Thursday after spending the past
week at the Pelo home.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
DONNELLY HAPPENINGS

DR.. and Mrs. Whittemore went to
Glenwood Saturday, returning Tues
day.
j. C. Phifer and Tom Mclaughlin
were Morris callers Saturday.
Mrs. J. C. Manning and daughter
Ethel and son Jean were Morris callers
Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. j. Phifer and Mrs.
Lester Hills and daughter autoed to
the C. B. Kloos farm Sunday.
Rev. Woodcock returned Monday
from Litchfeld.
Miss Carrie Fritz returned Satur-
day from Morris. Little Mary Fritz
accompanied her home for visit over
Sunday.
Miss Jacobson went to Herman Sat-
urday.
Mr. Taisey and son A. H. Taisey
and wife, of Eastern Canada, arrived
Tuesday for visit with relatives and
friends.
F. ]. Mclaughlin, J. C. Manning.
MIR. Taisey and son A. H. Taisey
went fishing in Red Rock Lake Tues
day.
Mrs. J. G. Whittemore entertained
the Puritan Art Circle Thursday af-
ternOon.
Mrs. Lartch was a Morris caller
Tuesday.
Riley Hills was a Herman caller
Tuesday.
There will be services in the Pres.
byterian church Sunday evening as
usual.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
BRYAN TOURS MINNESOTA
Makes Fourteen Speeches in Trip
Across the State.

WakeS FouFteen SpeecheS IN Trip
Across the State.
In fourteen speeches scattered across
the map of Minnesota William J. Bryan
poked fun at President Taft and. Colo
Del Roosevelt without Partially, as
sorting that on fundamentals Taft and
Roosevelt are agreed, laughed at the
Chicago ! Republican convention and
gave his personal guarantee of the fit
ness of Governor Wilson for the presi-
dency.
His fourteenth and last address was
delivered in the St. Paul Auditorium
and the cOmmOner, Immediately after,
boarded a train for Mason City, Ia. A
crowd numbering 1000 ignored the
rain and gave Mr.. Bryan his most en-
thusiastic reception of his Minnesota
tour. when he spoke in the Auditorium.
In both ST. Paul and Minneapolis
the commoner pointed out that Pres
ident Taft is not factor in the race.
At the Auditorium he apologized for
deVoting SO much of his time to an
attack upon the president.
About Governor Wilson, Mr.. Bryan
had not. a great deal to say. His ref
erence to the Democratic nominee in
his st. Paul address occupied scarcely
three minutes of talk that lasted
more than an hour. He recommended
the, New Jersey governor to the people
as fit for progressive. leadership, de-
clared that he had proved his worth
as executive of the former corpora
ten ridden state" and that he. had
showed his fighting qualities when he
whipped Murphy and brought about
the nomination of Mr. Sulzer for gov
ernor of New York"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
NORTH PEPPERTON

Miss Huldah Heuer visited with
Media Bell Wednesday afternoon.
R. E. Booth was DonneIly caller
last week one day.
Martha Dudiwitz called on Mabel
Eddy Monday.
The Edward girls called on Huldah
HeCer Thursday evening. -.
H. B. Heuer was a2Donnelly caller
one day last week.
Johnnie Edwards transacted BUSH
ness in Morris Thursday.
Edw. Herberger and family and
Mr.. and Mrs. Bell and daughter Media
visited at ]. Edwards Sunday.
Roy Heuer and Arthur Edwards
were Donnelly visitors Sunday even
ing.
c. C. Voter was Morris caller
Monday. ~
Donnelly one day this week.
Chris Klineivisited out west Sunday.
Johnnie and Arthur Edwards. Otto
Wojahn and Charley Heuer visited at
r.. B. Heuer's Sunday. e.
Gerda. Walter, Emil and Beda
Bengtson and Nellie Edwards visited
at ]. Bells Sunday evening.
There must be some attraction"
down the line Allie seems to come
"earlier" every day.
M. B. Lord visited on Bells and
Brasker's Tuesday.
Harry Schinzel called at Voter s
Tuesday morning.
Julia and Marie Dreis called at
Heuer's Tuesday evening.
Miss Media Bell visited with Huldah
Heuer Thursday.
Charley and Rodney Eddy called at
Edwards Sunday.
Robert Bell visited at Heuer's
Tuesday noon. Ask him about the
fine ride.
Miss Anna Kline visited at Neu-
dicks Monday afternoon.
Miss Elsie Peterson is helping Mrs.
Neudick cook for threshers this
week and last.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
Greeks Leave Minneapolis.

With. cheers from friends and a
blessing from the pastor of St.
Mary's Greek church, sixty Greek re-
serves left Minneapolis in response to
a call from their government, issued
Oct. Z. Following the Greek custom
the men kissed their kinsmen fare
well and as the Great Northern train
for Chicago pulled out of the station,
hundreds of Greeks cheered their de-
parting countrymen, wishing them
Godspeed and success in the prospect
i've conflict with the Turks.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
Parliament.


The name parliament" is derived
from the French word "parler," to
speak. The word was originally writ
ten ''parlement." as in French, and,
although the. spelling, has gradually
changed. the pronunciation remains
the same. The earliest mention of the
word parliament in the English stat
tutes is III the preamble to the statute
Ct Westminster in 1872 For the origin
Of the institution itself we must go
back +" Anglo-Saxon times. when it
fonrShed as the witenagemot. In the
reign Of Henry III parliament was
formally separated into the two houses
Of lords and commons. and the deliber
atoms were conducted In separate
chambers
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
SOCIALIST WRIT is OUASHED
supreme Court Holds Labor Party Can.
not Go on Ticket

Inc state supreme court quashed
the writ of mandamus asked by tha
Soclailst Labor party to compel the
placing Of the name of the party's can.
dldate for governor, c. W. Brandborg,
on the state ticket for the November
election. The writ had been directed
against Secretary of State Schmahl.
who refused to place the name on the
ticket on the ground that Brandborg
had failed by fifty-one votes at the
primary election to receive 10 per cent
OF the total vote Of his party at the
last preceding general election. The
court sustained schmahl, thus uphold
ing the constitutionality OF the state
wide primary act.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
GET A HOME FROM
UNCLE SAM.
Free Government Land. How 70
Get It. The Land. The New
Three Year Homestead and
r. Other Public Land Laws.

Our Official 1872 page book Free
Government Land" describes every
acre vacant government land in every
county, all states, having public land in
the United States, This book con-
tains township and section platG,
rainfall maps, tables and charts show
ing the amount of rainfall annually
and elevation above sea level by
counties. The New Three Year
Homestead Law, approved June 9Th,
1912. Desert, Timber and Stone.
Coal, Presumption, Scrip, Mining and
Public Sale Government land laws;
tells how and where to get govern
ment land without living on: it,; gives
number Of acres and kind of land
that is open to settlement in each
county; list of U. S. Land .OmoOA,
Application Blanks. United. States Pa
tent, Irrigation Projects Of the United
States, Reclamation Service and maps
showing the location Of each. All
necessary information to procure II
rigated farms, Free Homestead Lands,
. Free Grazing Land, Free Mineral
Land, Free Coal Land, Free Desert
Land, Free Timber and Stone Land,
the Real Estate Tax Laws of each
and every state in the Union a.
given, Area in square miles, Capit@
and Population according to the 1910
census, of each state.
A number of changes have taken
place the past year in the Govern.
ment Land Laws, location Of land Of.
fees, number of acres open to entry
and other changes of interest. All
matter in this book is up to date and
Official, as it has been revised from
publications furnished by the General
Land Office at Washington, d. c.
Think of it; 695,4O1,26 acres Of
vacant government land In the United
States to select from. Get this valV-
able book at once and find out what
Uncle Sam has to offer you in the
way of home. The price of this
book is but fifty cents, sent postpaid
! to anv address.
FOR SALE BY
THE MORRIS TRIBUNE
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18

j. j. j. !. = :. 4 X !. i. !. \ !. j. = !. j.
4 DENMARK. j.
+ !. 4. \ + = 4 j. \ + j. !. !. j. !. !. i.
The successful operation of the
Danish credit societies is attracting
widespread attention and interest and
the latest seeker for information con-
corning these organizations is none
other than President Taft himself. It
is learned on good authority that
President Blem, head of the largest
society and an expert on the Danish
organizations, is preparing a report
for the chief executive of the United
States. At the same time other Amer
leans are interesting themselves in
the societies. DR.. Pearson OF Ohio
university and formerly commissioner
of agriculture of the state of New
York, has visited Copenhagen recently
studying their methods. Perhaps
more interesting still is the fact that
minister to Denmark, is also preDar-
ing a report on the societies for the
American government. The funda-
mental law for the societies was
passed in 1S49, shortly after the adop-
ton of the Danish constitution. The
system is worked on the cooperative
principle. A society of land owners
Is organized with the object of Dor
rowing money jointly. It minis its
own money, according to daily re-
quirements, in the shape of cash
bonds on which interest and install
ments are to be paid with mortgage
security in fixed property under I'M
limited responsibility and with re-
serve fund as an auxiliary support.
During recent years the societies have
even arranged to give loans, which are
exempt from installment payments.
The bonds are put on the market in
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18
Curious Elxlnn Fish.

A species of fishing fish is the himan
SOlophus. 1t also fishes with a line.
throwing out a ramifying tentacle,
whose luminous branches spread out
fanlike, their light giving effect being
IKE that Of fusa
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18

TRAIN GOES THROUGH DRAW
Engineer Killed and Two other Train
men Injured.

Engineer Charles Cramer was killed
and Fireman Frank Weber and Brake
man John Garvin were injured when
an engine and eight cars of stock went
into the Mississippi river through the
drawbridge of the st. Paul Bridge and
Terminal company at South Park, a
suburb of St. Paul. Both Weber
and Garvin. were hurried to ST Jo-
seph's hospital in St. Paul, where the
first examination failed to disclose
fatal injuries, although both are badly
bruised and cut.
Hundreds Of head of cattle, sheep
and hogs were killed.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-10-18

2 She-And to think am the only girF
you ever lovedl He-Yes, dear She
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