The Hawaiian star., 1912-06-29

division We were glad fo have that
grace Or made us think Ob1I Vp were
going 10 get sum,th.ue especial that
it was wise to- have DO before instead
OF after JoJo's cookiua was likely to
be- favored with Greek roots .ud an.
cieut history llab.uolly Doc .oucoct.
ed with reading specs on and % book
i'm each hand
The innovation BY Brother Jones
rather put us or OUT stride; but under.
the inspiration Of Granny ond Biffy
and the rest of VS. who hao been in
training at home We gradually drew
mp even again until when the first
mouthfuls Of steak had been Fletcher.
lied 80 that they would pass a four
teen and three-quarters collar We
were going otrong.
Granny told his only funny story.
As We helped Brother Jones laugh no.
body would have suspected that we
seniors had heard the story twenty-five
times, juniors seventeen times, sophs
eleven times and freshies already six
times. That WIS our Jap's duty; to
practice his mathematics by keeping
track
Dink started in on a story, but it
had a swear-word in it, and we chok-
ed him off No use sending Brother
Jones 10 the Y NJ. G. A. lecture stage
with swear-word echoing i'm his mind.
Bin tucked his napkin under his chin
to save his tie, and Spuds knife clink-
ed once on his teeth. So We We're at
ease and were comfortable. And
Brother Jones was O. X, too
Pass Brother Jones the bread, 10.
Have some potato, Brother Jones.
Let Jo help you to some meat,
Bro her Jones Nice piece of steak
waiting for you"
Brother Jones wasn't fooled bit by
that lest bluff; he was wise; he'd been
at frat. house before. There never is
any more steak. Or if there is, it's for
hash
Pretty soon we felt out little more
with RENE III as these to make
our gr Granny led.
g." rr at Stanford, SO
fact, Brother
smed not certain
and BiT tried.
certainly did clean 'em
JaI, this season; didn't she
Jones? Must have a great sys.
out there"
q dare say" responded Brother
Jones But l really haven't noticed. -
But how about Whitman Mem
oriaI?" prompted Dink, hopefully
Where is that, may ! ask?' re
sponded Brother Jones.
So Of course he hadn't been here
which was fortunate, inasmuch as
Dink had forgotten the location.
Yes, sir; from Columbia to ITALIA,
hassee Agricultural we made a water
haul, Nothing doing. Humph! But un,
discouraged we continued our well
meaning little repartees, and switched
to Egypt. Granny elucidated on the
pyramids, Biff on mummies, Dink on
| Aatfoot architecture of the human an,
atomy as portrayed by the native art
lists. Sawbones on embalming, I on
| Cook round-trips; We family interested
our guest, but he plainly wa's holding
! in. lest we steal his thunder from him.
That was legitimate, only he could
have trusted his brother Hot Tamale
Taus. Jo-Jo took notes. He learned
lot, this dinner Suddenly
when | was at college began
/ Brother Jones; and we pricked our
ears. But he merely desired to state
that when he was at co lege they
boarded in a club at $1.2O week and
lived we'll, too. Possibly something
about our meal called up this recollec'
ton; but we did not love being re-
minded of the fact.
Following our pleasant social inter
course and pie we adjourned to tooth
picks on the side--mainly on the out
1 side for those who used them mostly
on the inside. Herewith some of the
/ hardened devotees of the noXious
weed Immediately sneaked off to hit
the pipe; Granny grandiloquently
! mr terialized a cigar that looked Ike
1 the kind smoked by PreXy himself IN
the seclusion of his home Granny and
/ PreXy were pals) and offered 1t to
! Brother Jones. Brother Jones declln
/ ed, While we were resuscitatine
I Gran and two freshmen, Biff rushed to
| the front, having produced from the
ice-box. whittier we had eXiled them
his chef d'oeuvre-the Egyptian cigar
cites made on Clark Street, Chicago