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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-10
DR. WILEY ROASTS SUPERIORS
ASHE Resigns; He MAS GAGGED"

Dr. Wiloy's Office that numerous WON.
ou walked up four long flights OF
Malrs.
Accuses Colleagues Of Plot.
In statement In the evening Dr.
Wiley relates that in an effort to r..
.slriCl the operations of the pur" food
law further than they had already
done" his colleagues in the Depart.
mont Of Agriculture plotted through
false charges to separate him iOrcibly
from the public service, aud he was
Iunly saved by the timely Intervention
Of the President. Dr. Wiley adds:
"Ar'rr the President and Il commit.
tee of Congress- had completely exon.
Grated mo, | naturally expected th"t
rhus" who had made th"s" falls"
charges would no longer be in posi-.
ton which would make n REPETITION ol
such action possible. am still LETT
to come into daily contact with the
men who secretly plotted my d"struC.
ton"
"ror ths last tw"n'y-nin" years
have oudcavurcd to discharge thCs"
duties according to the dictates OF my
conscience. III" knowlcdg" AT my com
,mand and the obligation Of my oath.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-10

NEW YORK. y Y, Mar 81 Th"
juror. In the trial of III" Sugar Tru.,
uanuuirs. Indicted for CON piracy, re-
ported disagreement at l.@" ".rl"rk
this m"ruur after ha> ing been out
for - hour. aud H. minutes JudH"
Hand asked:
"GrurIrm,u du YOU think y"m can
agrrc"'
w" or" absolutely certain that W"
can not" replied Foreman Inl'h
"Nuu ur" DISCHARGED from Ia" case"
remarked Judge Hand, who then lett
the bench
Wnr jurors stood seven for aruuittal
and tive for conviction
Jurors willing to- discuss IN" cns"
said rl,lr failure I" agree wns du" to
the statute Of limitations Tia" majority
h'li,Hmg that even II there had br"u
20 conspiracy which some were not
willing IT, admit except fer tn" SAX" of
argument tho guN,rumrut was barred
f. um taking action
IN their opinion there was evidence
tunt III" CON. piracy had continued h".
,uud III" tina, when the alleged acts
were uulIuW'd
Every other point raised 10y the de.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-10

WASHINGTON. D. c., March H..
with one last blast against his sup".
rora in office, who he declares d"lih"r-
arcly mulZlcd him 80 that he could
not cmrcrually warn the pc0pl"
AGAINST poisonous and polluted foods
which plainly violate the law and
which, with official sanction, are sold
everywhere in the United States. DR..
Harvey Wiloy sent In his resignation
and retired from the Bureau Of Chrm
iatry today.
Il il rumorcd tonight that h" will
/, come associate editor of Good
housekeeping Magazine. II Is under
stood that he will remain in Washing.
ton. where he will have a laboratory
Of hiss own aud win be able to pursue
his work rs he secs tit.
Dr. Wiley will also devote his vast
energy toward the creation Of Il Ma
tional Board Of Health, over which he
hopes a Cabinet officer viii preside
lie will continue his work upon the
lcC'ur" platform.
Seeking for His Successor.
Following n meeting Of the Cabinet
today, tol"grams were sent to all IN"
leading technical colleges and umiN"r
stiles in the United States urging
them to make suggestions AS to II sue
crssor to Dr. Wiley il the Iur"au Of
Chemistry.
Plainly iuhilant Al the RESIGNATION
of this noted expert Secretary WIZ
son Of the Department Of Aga CuliWn
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-04-10
WOMEN ARE EXCLUDED
FROM NEW PULITZER
JOURNALISM SCHOOL

NEW YORK, March Ia. Women
will not be- admitted to til" Pulitzer
school Of journalism ut Columbia Uni
yursily when 1t opens for students in
September next This was III" an
nouucum"nt that was mad" at Column
hia University office. TIL" ruling that
women urrt b" excluded was made
by tn" advisory board Of tn" school,
which Is headed by Whir"law Reid.
The committee" discussed til" PROPOSE
ton as to whether women should b"
admitted for some tim" at its last
meeting, aud finally decided that tn"
courses be open to men only.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
LOWRY RED" IS
ALL THE RAGE
FASHION SET BY ATLANTA
BANKER CATCHES ON
FOR WINTER.

Atlanta, Nov. 1.-THE recent Low
~ golden wedding was unique in no
respect more than in the fact that
1t brought about revival of the cele
brated Lowry red, in fashionable
styles for men.
Colonel Lowry for half a century
o. more has delighted to wear with
MS gray business suits a particular
ly brilliant and startling shade o.
';yid red fourin hand neektie.
Several enterprising haberdashers
made the golden wedding of the dis
unguished Albanian the occasion for
exploiting that particular shade. and
indications now are that it has come
to stay ali winter.
Lowry reds" dot the street Theg
dart back and forth among throngs
on Peachtree like so many comets.
An audience at the theatre. when
seen through hah shut eyes. looks
like a cross section Of Marietta
street torn up for repairs, with red
lanterns posted every eight feet as
warning signals.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
4ilAREl

when the sour bile, Gagged up waste
and poisonous matter MSe been gent
ly but thoroughly moved on and out
Of your system, without nausea, grip
ing or weakness. Your head will be
clear, comAexion rosy, breath sweet,
stomach regulated; no more constipa-
tion, gases, pains and aches.
1t is simply matter OF keeping
your stomach, liver and bowels clean
and regular Then you will always be
well always look and feel your best.
But get the genuine-the old reli-
a6le. Ask your druggist for Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of SIENNA. Refuse with
contempt, the so-called P6g Syrups
sometimes substituted to fool you
The true genuine, bears the name
California Fig Syrup Company; loo
for this on the label.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
New Method Of VOC /. .eettlna.

iNN" mGAHO0 OF FDIE -SSIktnJ.
Atlanta, Nov. I4.-An Albanian Just
back from Chicago tells OF an abso-
luteiy new method employed by Col
Jim Ham Lewis. former Georgian, TO
get votes He picked out healthy
Cook county voter. ran over him with
his automobile, picked himonp, and
took his vote away with hK
Colonel Lewis told the Albanian
the story himself and it is Just as
true as the coloners whisken are
still pink as they We're when he lived
among the red old hills OF Georgia.
Colonel Lewis, naturally. ran the
man down by accident. turning a
sharp curve But once he had dis
abled him, he was too good a &litl-
clan TO let him escape. He tookNhim
into the auto. rushed him TO drug
store, had him brushed up, bought him
medicine, gave him q drink of brandy
10 brace his nerve; and then finding
that no bones were broken. took
the man home. BY that time, the yo-
ter was more grateful than If Col
Onei Lewis hadn't run over him at
all
4 know you didn't mean to run
into me, he said, and you have
shown yourself a fine gentleman. II
there is ever anything can do for
you, let me know"
Why just vote for me, responded
the colonel handing him a campaign
cpa
That surely WILL promised the
pedestrian as he limped into the
h9sse.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
WAN! IF YOU DON'T FEEL RIGHT
TAKE DELICIOUS SYRUP Of FIGS"
WASTE LoeeED BOWELS AND pEcAYNe FOOD IN
STOMACH CAUSE HEADACHE GAS sAckAcHE SAL
LowNEss 5lLloUsNEss AND INDIGESTION


AA women get bilious, headachy
and simply because they
don't exercise enough. TheS&don't eat
coarse food, or enough fruit and green
vegetables. Those are natures ways
OF keeping the liver and thirty feet
of bowels active; but very few wo-
men employ them. The next best way
is delightful, fruity Syrup of Figs.
Nearly all ills OF women can be
overcome with Syrup Of Figs alone.
There is no need to have sick head
ache, backache, dizziness, stomach
sour and full of gases, bilious spells,
sallowness, coated tongue, bad breath,
bad complexion. nervousness and de-
preston. The surest and safest rem
edy is one or two teaspoonfuls of de-
licious Syrup of Figs. Try this tonight
-you'll feel splendid in the morning
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
NOTICE no cAMnlnArEs-

All prospective candidates to be
voted for at the whit primary cleo
tion to be held in the city of Bruins
wick. Ca, on the 18th day Of No
vember, 1912, either as candidate for
mayor or aldermen of said city, shall
on or before the hour of 10 a. m. of
Thursday November IA, 1912, request
in writing Tor cause the same to be
done) the secretary Of the city exec
utive committee to enter their names
as such candidates on the official bal
lot TO be voted at said primary cleo
ton.
Each candidate for mayor must ac-
company his request with the sum Of
fifteen ($15.O0), and each candidate
f.r alderman the sum of ten dollars
$4,000 to defray election expenses
This under resolution adopted by
the executive committee at its meet
ing held on October 16, 1912
r. D. Aiken, Chairman.
BY A. M. Ross, Secretary.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
TESTED AND PROVEN.
There is q Heap of soace in Being
Ahle to Depend Upon a Well
Earned Reputatic

Earned Reputstio
For mC4>as News leaders have
seen the nstant expression of praise
for Doan's Kidney Pills. ana read
about the god work they have done in
this locality What other remedy
ever produced such convincing proof
of merit?
Mrs. R. Gam, 4O5 G. St., Brunswick,
Ga, says "Daon's Kidney Pills
proved of great benefit to my son and
consider them tEe best kidney rem
dey on the market After his salts
factory experience with this ~emedy
I gave a statement for publication in
its praise and now confirm all then
said
My son was afflicted with weak
kidneys and was caused a great de
# annoyance. He complained of back
ache and pains in his kidneys and felt
miserable in every way, l had heard
SO much about Doan's Kidney Pills
being good for these troubles that
procured a hax at the Atlanta Drug
Co, and had him use them. They
helped HIM at once and before long
the backache and pains became a
thing of the past He is now in good
heath and his kidneys are normal" !"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agets for the United
State
Remember the name--Doan sand
take no other.-1
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
! SPECIAL NoTlcE.

Brunswick, Ga, Nov. 2, 1912
Public notice is hereby given that
the last half of city taxes for the
year 1912 is due and payable on or
before the 30th day OF Novemh-r
1912, and that / have been directed
20 close the tax digest on that date
All city taxes unpaid at the close {
business on November 80 will be
placed in execution. Save additional
costs and interest by paying now at
room No. 8. City Hall.
w. q. Fain,
1880 City Treasurer.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
It's For
Stubborn
Cases

thoroughly. Stufed. bloated, about-to
burst feeling and belching vanish.
Pains in stomach disappear. Heart
palpitation. shortness Of breath, ner-
vous feeling and other symptoms are
quickly relieved by the action of Root
Juice Compound upon the digestive
system. 1t works as surely and as
quickly in the severest cases.
3Ir. n. p Seay, 10 E. Pavilion St,
Atlanta, Ca, says: My wife was
practically an invalid for four years
and after trying several doctors and
actually using one hundred and forty
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Atlanta Nov. IA Whether it is
high and low justice" as the old
phrase goes. or high and low comedy,
that Judge Broyles hands down from
the recorders court bench, is a ques-
tioR that local attorneys are coming
to ask more and more often.
Phey Invariably get more or less
than justice. No man, white or black
who goes before the recorder, can be
assured that he will escape by re-
ceiFing merely The judicial guilty
OF not guilty. merely b. being
freed, or u5 beng boGnd over.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
ATLANTA, BIRMINGHAM d
ATLANTIC D. <.

Departure cf Trains sr.n RrIas..ts
For Atlanta 7:30 am. 6-25 d
For I rmingham 6:25 n
For Jacksonville 4.5v pm.
For Savannah and East $50 az
For Savannah and East S:55 pm
Passengers from Brunswick can Sc
-u-~ Parios Cars on day trains and
sleepers on night trains for Atlanta
st Nlchctts. ca
w. II. LEAHY, G. P. CANNON.
Gen. Fass. Agt. Ticket Agt
Atlanta. Ga. S-usvViek Ga
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
You'll Enjoy Hearty Appetite and
Good Things to Eat Without q
Thought of Suffering Afterward.

The very worst cases
are actually relieved
in a few moments
time. Sufferers say
they have never
known anything to
act so quickly and
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

The boys appetite is often the
source of amazement If you would
have such an appetite take Chamber
lain's Tablets They not only create
a healthy appetite, but strengthen the
stomach and enable it to do its work
naturally" For sale by all dealers
-----<s,------
Full Tine Of Fancy and Family Gro
ceries. Prompt delivery Phone 1s9.
A pure Havana Cigar for be. Tr
he Elegantes and hs convince
----C--
Fresh Vegetables and Fruits in sea
son at DBVoFS.
---------CS---~----@
An artistic picture Of your dear
ones is joy forever make that
kind. C. {. WHITE.
N. S. KNIGHT & co.'s coal burns
to ashes. No clinekrs left. Phone
44S.
Fresh Macaroni, New Cheese and
Butter at DEV0E'S.
Nice line fruits and vegetables al
wa~s on hand Phone 5S7, J. c.
Prooker.
--~fs--~~s-~ ------
New Georgia Syrup, soc per gal
lon. Phone fs9, Evelyn Mercantile Co.
Fresh Cranberries at DEVICES.
%
New Georgia Syrup, soc per gal
lon. Phone tse, Evelyn Mercantile Co.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Admiral Togo will please you It's
very popular Sc cigar. Brunswic
Smoker Mfg. Co.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
HT BEATS ME HON.
zEmo STOPS ITCHING =
No Wonder Zemo is Guaranteed TO
Stop Itching and Does II.

No Wonder Zemo is Guaranteed to
Stop Itching and Does II.
A few apI pIlications OF Zemo. the re-
markable new remedy for skin affnc-
tions and away 20 the terrible itching
and pain of 4 ma and eczema sores.
pimples. bio ickly heat, rash
1t gives reifea kntly to any irri-
tated, inflamed orS~&w skin. Its ohot
ing effect is almost heavenly ZEMO
is a liquid You apply it in moment.
Il sinks right in and its work begins.
It cannot be equaled by anything in
this world for sunhurn. teddened
skin. Use it on thq dren for
priekly heat, on any Is. bites or
st AIO is absolutely safe.
On $dn absolutely disappears after
using zEMO.
It will. cost you only 25 cents to
try ZEMO first and prove 1t.
ZEMOsis sold in 25-cent and $IO0
bottles kor sent direct on receipt of
price, by e. w. Rose Medicine Co.
St Louis, Mo The 81 bottle contains
six times as much as the 25-cent bot
tie.
Sold and guaranteed in Brunswick
by the Andrews Drug Store.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
Proposals Manteer-M~,

PROPOSALS WanteEeTa
Il -
Bids viii be received
mittee on public works Of
of Brunswick, Ca. for u
the material and lake
work Of grading
paved sidewalks
between Bay and eets. WIN
is" hexagon tile, moIO4elic cement
or vitrifed brick, according to the
2ans and specifications on file in
ne office of the city engineer. There
swill be approximately 1900 lineal feet
OF A. K 49, cement curb, 1900 lineaI
feet aofs g. 8" cement curb, 270
iine eet OF A. Is" cement curb,
zeal feet of 3" s" cement
1lineal feet of 4" IS" gran
s8curB Aand 1400 square yards of
paving.
Bids must be sealed and addressed
TO the committee on public works and
H.ust be received before IL a. m. No
ycmber 20, 1912, and accompanied by
a certified check for $4,000, PAYABLE
to w. 3. Fain, city treasurer, Witch
viii be returned to the unsucces Itul
bidder. The city reserves the right
to reject any and all bids.
J. L. ZachrY
II 20 City Engineer
Brunswick. Ca, Nov. 10, 1912.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Jones Little Dairy Sausage just ar,
rived at KEANY'S. Phone 365.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

It's about time you had that pic
ture made you have been talking
a cut so long. Sec me.
G. &. WHITE.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Service counts aiways'' ant It's
habit with US. Try it and see AN.
DREwS DRUG STORE
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Try our new brand La Rexana ci-
gar. Brunswick Smoker Mfg. Co.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Just IN. Jones Little Dairy Sausage
Pest in the Would THOS. KEANY.
hone 3G5
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

New Georgia Syrup at C. II. TAY-
LoR's. Phone 1856.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Prtwrose's Empire Smoker has not
5Qua,
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

yellow Yam Potatoes, CSC per bu.
hone 1s9, Evelyn Mercantile Co.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
Brunswick q florida
Steamboat Co.
Cumberland Route
STEAMER EMMELINE

nsnnswlsk TO Cumberland Island and
Fernandna, Fla.
Arrive Jekyl Island. .....9 $3.50 am
Arrive Cumberland. $3.50. .1O:45 an
Arrive Fernandina ...... 1880 am
Returning;
Leave Fernandina ..... 2:30 pm
Arrive Cumberland .......5:15 pm
Arrive Jekyl .6:45 pm
Arrive Brunswick .......7:30 pm
DON'T Miss This Trip-Fine view
Club House and Home Of millionaire
5ekyl Island
DUNGENESS-Ho of the Carneg
es-CUMBERI4AND.
j. B. WRIGH, Mgr.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
WILL STOP YOUR INDIGESTION QUICKLY

bottles Of different medicines with
out results, tried Root Juice. Two
bottles worked wonders for her Ny
wife gained in strength, has a splen-
did appetite. sleeps well and feels
better than in four years"
This is just a sample 70 what it is
doing for hundreds. It is just a hint
Of what it will surely do for you. It
is more than relief for the distress
you suffer. It builds up a weakened
stomach, acts mildly on the liver. the
blood and the kidneys. 1t not only
corrects indigestion quickly and puts
a keen edge on the appetite, but it
also acts as blood and system ton
ic. It will make a wonderful differ
ence in your condition in a week.
Get bottle right today See how
quickly you begin to feel better. Be
sure you get Roo
Juice Compound. Ed Just
C. Bruce. druggist Give II
has it. or any good One Weeks
druggist can get it Trial
for you. -t
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
STEAMER HESslE.
6runsWick &c Darlen. Ga

Take this picturesque route and SO
The first settlement In Georgia at
Frederica-the old fort and cannon
nsed by oglethorpe. u q. WRiGHT
Manager.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
St. Slmons | rans1t
company
SATURDAY
Steamer 9eagate

steamer Seagate
S1S
Lea se Brunswick ......... 500 am
Leeave Brunswick ... 800 n
Returning
Leave Ocean Pier ... 900 am
Leave Ocean Pier ........ 400 pm
SUNDAY
Leave Brunswick ........, $3.50 am
Leave Brunswick .......... 2:30 pm
Returning
Leeave Ocean Pier ...... 10:30 am
Leave Ocean Pier ........ 4.30 pm.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

New Georgia Syrup at c. r. TAY-
LoR'S. Phone 1856.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Tones Little Parry Sausage has no
equal Good &. breakfast, dinner and
supper Phone SOS. THOS. KEANY.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

For Stove and House Wood, caN
on \. S. KNIGHT & co. Phone 44s
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15
ExcuRsIo RATES
ATLANTIC COAST LINE.

ATLANTIC COAST LINE.
The Standard Railroad of the South
Atlanta National Commercial Gas
Association Dec. 2-6, 1912.
Atlanta, Ga.-Southern Appalachian
Good Roads Association. Nov. 20-2I,
1919.
Columbia, .C.-Fifth National
Corn Exposition. Jan. 27, Feb. 9th.
1913. (Side trip excursion fares to
points in South Carolina, including
Augusta. Ga)
Jacksonville, Fla southern Medt-
cad Association. Nov 9, 1912
Moultrie. Ga.-7Georgia Baptist
Convention. Nov. 10, 1912.
Washington, d. C-United Dau
ters Confederacy. Nov. 1916, 1911
For information as to rates, sched
ules. etc. Write nearest ticket age
L. p. Green, {. North,
TRAY. Pass, Agt, AsstGen. Pass. .Agt. (
Thomasville, Ga. Savannah, GAY
To9ss' Little pa:ry Sausage has no
equal. Good &. breakfast, dinner and
supper Phone SOS, THOS. KEANY.
For Stove and House Wood, caN
on n. S. KNIGHT & co Phone 44S.
New Georgia Syrup at c. Il. TAY-
LoR'S. Phone 1856.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Full Tine Of Fancy and Family Gro
ceries. Prompt delivery. Phone 1se
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

A pure Havana Cigar for Ec. Tr
he Elesantes and be- convince
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

Fresh Vegetables and Fruits in sea-
son at DBVOE'S.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

An artistic picture Of your dear
ones is a Joy forever. make that
kind. c. {. WHITE.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

L. p. Green, {. M. North,
TRAY. Pass, Agt., AsstGen. Pass. .Agt.
Thomasville, Ga. Savannah, Ga,
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-15

FOR SALE BY ROBERTS Pot-ataA -.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-02-15

tage-the very one that was originally provided
for President Lincoln and which has since stood
ready for occupancy by any chief executive al
though none of our later presidents have availed
themselves Of the privilege. To be sure, this
summer cottage is not located in the mountains
or at the seashore, but on the contrary is pic
turesquey situated in the environs of Washing
ton. But then we must remember that not nearly
all of Presidents have subscribed to the
theory Of Taft that 1t is, necessary to seek
northern cline for the summer sostice All the
early presidents of the nation who were residents
of Virginia thought that the Old Dominion af-
forded all the requisites of summer resort and
80 recent a president as Grover Cleveland chose
to spend his summers in the suburbs of Washing
ton in cottages which he rented for the purpose.
But to get back to the subject Of the Lincoln
summer home 1t may be explained that this his
toric cottage stands on what is now the grounds
of the National Soldiers Home in the District of
Columbia. This the only country home officially
provided for a president of the United States, was
not however, specially erected for President Lin.
coin. On the contrary, 1t was built in 1910 as
the country home of George Washington Riggs,
one Of the first citizens of Washington and the
founder of house that has transacted the bank
ing business of practically every president of the
nation The vast estate which surrounded this
cosy country home was the tract which now com.
prises the grounds of the National Soldiers Home,
use of the nation were very interesting
When, upon the conclusion of the Mexican war,
Gen. Winfield Scott returned with his victorious
army to the United States he brought among
other spoils Of the sum Of $4,000 in gold
which he had exacted as penalty or indemnity
from Gen. Santa Ana for the action OF the Mexi-
can troops in firing upon a flag of truce General
Scott was soon in quandary what to do with
this money. He offered 1t to congress, but that
body was, for some reason averse to accepting
II. There were good reasons for not attempting
to distribute 1t among the officers and soldiers
Of the army and General Scott did not want to
keep the money himself. although the War De-
partment was quite willing that he should do 30
Finally he solved the problem by personally pur-
chasing the Riggs estate and establishing a Ma
tional Soldiers Home. Congress accepted the
gift and this unique institution has since been
maintained by small tax imposed upon each
soldier Of the regular army.
II was in 1851 that the Riggs cottage. standing
on the browning site of what had developed into
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1912-02-15
DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS TIRED
Young Lady Dispossessed Him
of His Seat.

THAT was adding insult to Injury"
said Representative Mann, the minor
ity leader of the heouse, apropos of a
political squabble 1T reminds me of
young links.
Late one night young Jinks sat IN
crowded trolley car, and, when a
girl he knew got aboard and stood di-
rectly in front of him, he made no
sign. His face hidden by his newspa-
per, he pretended that he didn't know
the girl would like to have his seat"
After awhile she spoke.
GOOD evening, Mr.. links
"'Why, good evening"
1--WE been to the Primrose social
dance
Indeed
Then, after a pause, she added:
It's a wonder Mr.. Jinks, you
wouldn't offer me your seat!
links then got up. He was very
angry. He said, as he hooked himself
to a strap:
"'I thought you wouldn't want it,;
for, as you said you'd been to dance,
| knew you must have been sitting all
the evening"