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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
WHO MRITEsTHE JoKEs1
Principally the Professional Funny
Man, Which Explains Their
Sad Quality.

How are the jokes made? The
runny bone of the American people
demands a thousand new pleasant
ries every day. The doctors say that
our diaphragms must be ticklde or
we will die. How can any body sit
down and deliberately make up jokes
that viii tickle u.s.?
= The main source of newspaper
jokes is the professional funny man.
The funny man works in various
ways. A crude beginner at the joke
tlade usually opens the dictionary
at random and begins to look for
words to make puns on. He to
the word horse. That reminds him
of horse sense" So he fromes the
following little Johnny and Teacher
anecdote:
Johnny said the teacher, write
a sentence using the words horse
sense. Johnny wrote: lone night pa
forgot to lock the stable and he has
mt seen his horse sense"
This joke is duly PUBLISHED in the
funny column of the metropolitan
paper. A pegazine writer seeing the
story in a country paper, thinks it
Original and exclusive. He steals it
and sells it to a weekly magazine
.of National circulation. From this
magazine London editors grab the
little jest and it is now afloat on the
wide ocean of English language and
it probably will outline the man who
wrote it.
Most OF the anecdotes that fill the
funny columns never hapepned in
real life. They are the brain child
rem of third jester who dotes
on anecdotes. There is a pun, right
there. The professional funny mar
would ponder that a minute, then
perhaps produce a ryhme like this:
Artie choke on artichekes
And writhes about in pain,
But Auntie dotes on antidotes,
And soon he's we'll again.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
A SIS STRAW-NEXT SPRING
Dream of Average Man Suffers An
nual Dissolution.

"One by one my dreams dissolved, 4
said the man Of moderate means,
Let me give you an example.
For years / have been accustomed
to wear a certain respectable make of
straw hat. a hat not u%nsightly in APP
pearance that costs me so a hat; but
at the same time | have always cher
ished a desire to wear a certain hat
Of another make that costs So, and
every year I have to say to myself
that next year | would surely be
able to buy one.
Then when next year came around
I'd find my pocket book in the same
condition as before and once more
I'D content myself with my regular
81 straw.
$50 it has been now for many
years; but last year things did seem
10 be tightening up somewhat and |
thought l was going to have my IS
straw this year sure.
do you know what happened this
year? Why, when this year came
around I found that l couldn't stand
even a 81 hat.
Il looked the situation in the face
for a while and when l found /
couldn't make it blink | took my last
YEARS 81 straw around to tho clean
er and had H. cleaned for g quar-
| ter and that's what I'm wearing now.
but worse things might happen
to a man and I've by no means given
up my dream OF a s. straw hat. ]
now have no doubt that ! shall get
it next year, but ! am happy in the
| belief that if | shouldn't get then !
lshall some time."-New York Sun.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
Loss of Memories.

From the New York Herald.
The attention of the medical eX
perts should be called to the remark
ably poor memories by some of our
prominent citizens.
Within a few weeks, Mr.. Rookie
Teller, testifying in the Waters-Pierce
suit, seemed to know less than the
average man does o. the mountains
of the noon. Mr.. Andrew Carnegie,
voluble as a third term candidate,
gave another steel committee as
much information as would a Little
Neck clam It high tide. DR.. Daniel
Ried impressed as one suffering from
aphasia, and only Yesterday when the
money trust" Investigators called
upon Mr.. George w Ely for inform
alton as to the affairs of the New
York Stock Exchange of which he
has long been secretary, they "a up
against a blank wall.
Really, this situation is alarming
It calls for medIcaI aid. II the med
ical world cannot aid, perhaps the
inventors will be supplying a men
tai cleaner.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
UP TO THE CALLER

The Corpus Christi Caller
claims that Nueces County has
better roads than Cameron Coul-
ty, and better, in fact, than al
most any other county in South
Texas west of Victoria and south
of BeXas. The Herald cannot
epeak for any except Cameron
and Hidalgo Counties. 1t does
at believe that Nueces County
las better ro1 h than either, or
even half the extent of good
roads which each of these pro-
gressive lower Rio Grande coun-
ties possesses. We challenge the
Caller to produce the proof
Brownsville Herald.
There now, the bluff is called anC
the Caller will have to shell dowr
the proof. Our idea is from the wa!
the Herald talks that it will have tt
be shown something, Therefore it i
up to the Caller to load itG good reads
)n its automobile and hike dCw1
10 Decentralization Herald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
ANCIENT HISTORY FOR NEWS

The value of the news service pub
lished in some Texas weeklies is il
Illustrated in the following item which
appeared in one of The Herald's
weekly exchanges dated July s.:
Brownsville General flood
conditions in the Rio Grande
valley have remained unchang-
el for the past forty-eight hours
as clear weather has prevailed in
the district for the past thirty
six hours. The crest of the flood
waters it is believed has been
reached.
There was a rise in the Rio Grande
about two weeks before this item was
published, but at the date named the
river had been down to normal for
some time and the flood was a
thing Of the past.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
How It Goes.

"Well, George" said the president
of the company to old George, how
goes it?"
Fair to middlin' sir" George an
ewered and he continued to curry
comb a bay horse. ME an this here
hoss," George said suddenly, has
worked for your firm sixteen years
well, WE'LL" said the president
thinking a little guiltily of George
81 salary. And I suppose you are
both pretty highly valued, George
eh?'
Him." said George. both Of Us
was took sick last week. and they got
a doctor for the boss, but they just
locked my pay.'-Woman's Home
Companion.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

pest.
The entire population consisting
of 1000 men, women, and children,
took up the crusade. Cellars were
fumigated, rubbish heaps cleared of
cans and receptacles for stagnant wa
ter and pools We're sprayed with
Kerosene. So we'll was the campaign
carried out that after his careful ex-
animation of Ridley Park was of
animation Of Ridley Park and its sur-
roundings DR.. Surface was of the
opinion that Ridley Park would en-
joy a summer Of peace and quiet tor
mentor. xp
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

Daily-Published every morning
except Sunday, by mail postpaid to
any point in the United States, Mex
leo or Cuba or delivered by carrier
to any part of the city, West
Brownsville, Texas, or Matamoros,
Mexico, one year $500; six months
$500; one month SO cents.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

It is estimated that it will cast
from four to five million dollars to
organize the proposed third party and
conduct the Roosevelt campaign for
the presidency. The question is, is
the desire of the s~o-called progress
sive republicans to elect the
third term candidate strong enough
to inducn them to put up that
amount?
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

President Madero very appropriate
Iy contemplates general amnesty
for the rebels in Mexico. Considering
that he himself was so recently in
the same category. and that at one
time or aother during the past thir-
ty-five or forty years. almost all of
Mexico's population has been in re-
bellion against the established gov
eminent. Yes, President Madero can
afford to forgive and forget.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

The gain of nearly fifteen hundred
in the enrolment of children Of
school age in Cameron county is a
fact to be noted with pleasure. Let
us. not forget, however, that with
the increased enrolment comes the
increased burden of caring properly
Nl453 new papifs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
Easily Proved.

Lady (to small boy who is fish
ing)-I wonder what your father
would say if he caught you fishing
ion Sunday?
Boy don't know. You had bet
ter ask him. That's him a little far
Their up the stream.-Lippincotts.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

1t would be a shame to worry Con-
gresham Garner too much with the
affairs of Brownsville. He has been
pretty loyal to us so far. Yet we
do hope he will keep an eye on the
division of the Fort Brown reserva-
ton and see that Brownsville's al
lotment is the part that we ought to
have.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
Mr.. Hills enters upon the duty O

Mr.. Hills enters upon the duty OF
managing the Taft campaign with
a degree of outward cheerfulnes that
commends him to US as a man OF
some courage. 1.-THE country" he re-
marks. 'has confidence in the party,
its cause, and its candidates" We
will hear from the country on the
subject later, but just now we are
admiring Mr.. Hillis-the beautiful
nerve of him.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

Col. Roosevelt finds the republi-
can platform a very defective instru-
ment now. Nevertheless, he was not
only willing but extremely eager to
acpt the nomination on that very
same platform. 1t was formulated be-
fore the nomination was made.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
The Vantage Point.

The mayor of a small town was
trying a negro for abusing his wife.
She claimed he got drunk and tried
to beat her and she bit him.
Girl, was your father under the
influence of whisky when your moth
er hit him."
mo, sab! He wus under the kit
chen table," she very quickly re-
plied.-From National Monthly.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
THURSDAY, JULY 11,1912.

The Herald is authorized to an
nounce c. G. HALLMARK as a can
didate for the Office of County School
Superintendent, subject to the ac-
ton of the Democratic primaries,
July 81, 1912.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

The theory that prohibitionists
should try to gst a few votes outside
of the churches, as stated by Mr..
Hendrickson Of Maryland, is emin-
emily wise. The difficulty appears to
lie DIN carrying out the idea.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11
After the Convention.

we can { De humorous JOuay,
We cannot strike a funny note;
Our intellect is full of hay.
And frogs are croaking in our
throat.
And that is why we rise to say:
We can't be humorous today
Baltimore. Sun.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

The Mormon colonists in Sonora
are naturally anxious to avoid IN
tributing to General Orozco's mill
s.tary chest. Nevertheless the general
y a good collector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

That resignation petition would go
through all right if everybody could
get somebody else to sign it.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

Advice for hestitating republicans:
When in doubt, vote for Woodrow
Wilson.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

Entered at the Postofice at Browns
vile Texas, as Second Glass Mail
Matter.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

The progressive faction of the
Lone Star State republicans will re-
main on the fence after the coming
Chicago cPnvention.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

We have recently installed in our Cleaning and Pressing department a
Hoffman Steam Pressing Machine" --.
In pressing cloths with this machine. live dry steam is brought. in d.
rect contact, with the material, the garment IS pressed uniformly. set
and sternized at one operation. Searching is utterly impossible.
This process is more sanitary than the old method and the work Is bet
ter. Our operators are skllful and our prices are slightly lower than, for
msrly. - r- "..-.. 1 .- H
Coat and pants, steamed and pressed $50. te&f-~ -
Coat and pants, cleaned and pressed $1OO. - @.t
Skirts, steamed and pressed $50. up.
Other garments in proportion. @%E 9JN -
TRY US PHONE No l
THE MODEL LAUNDRY.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

A woman's brainstorm is always
accompanied by a heavy rain of tears.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-11

The Wilson band wagon is the
popular conveyance.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

There has been some agitation for
a skating rink in town this winter
Some parties have suggested that
the ball ground be used for this pur-
pose. It would be capital idea and
would do away with the danger Of
any one breaking through the Ice as
has been recorded in the past.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
DRIVES OFF A TERROR.

The chief executioner of death in
the winter and spring months ! lie
pneumonia Its advance agents are
colds and grip. In any attack by
one Of these maladies no time
should be lost in taking the best
medicine obtainable to drive it off.
Countless thousands have found this
to be DR.. Kings New Discovery.
my husband believes it has kept
him from having pneumonia three
or four times" writes Mrs. George
w. Place, Rawsonville. VT, "and for
colds and Group We have never
found it's equal" Guaranteed for
all bronchial affections. Price so cts
and $1.0O. Trial bottle free at all
druggists.
It is downright difficult. for some
men to live an upright life now
adays.
There can be no doubling the pa
triotism of the Greek who would ra-
ther fight at home than hold sit
uation at good wages in AmeHica.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Father Harold, one OF the Pas
stonist missionaries who helped to
conduct the weeks mission at St.
Charles church, left for Eureka Mon
day morning and is now conducting
a mission there. He will later go to
Libby.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Quite a number OF Whitefish peo-
pie went to Kalispell Monday morn
ing to attend court. Most of them
had been subpoened to testify in
the Burton murder case.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
MASONS ATTENTION.

The regular annual election OF
officers by Whitefish Lodge No.64,
A. F. & A. M. will be held next
Tuesday night, December 10, in Ma
sonic hall. All members are urgently
requested to be present.
BY order Of the w. NJ.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

d. ]. Kingery, who was injured in
a cavern while digging in a sewer
ditch several weeks ago, has recov-
cred sufficiently so that he was
able to return to his home in Kali
iepell Tuesday night. He was suf-
fering with a fractured hip.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

The stork in fitting around Tues.
day night stopped at the home OF
Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Houston where
he left bouncing baby girl
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Every body has them. What? The
mumps. Most of the school children
are effected with the epidemic and
a number of the grown-ups have
a touch also.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

The Elks OF Kalispell and White
fish held memorial services in the
Mcintosh opera house in Kalispell,
Sunday. Several attended from here.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Mrs. Thos. Whitney and children
who have been visiting relatives here
the past few weeks returned last
Saturday to their claim &c miles
southwest Of Poison.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Prof. Harry L. Hayden was in
Kalispell last Friday and Saturday
assisting County Superintendent
Trumper with the teachers examina-
tions.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Ole Sletten, who returned from
st. Paul Monday, says he visited the
Land Show while in that city, and
he states that Montana was just
about the whole thing. Everybody
was talking OF Montana and as a
result of this show. Montana should
have a great many new settlers in
the spring
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Try a loaf Of Listle's Milk Bread
For sale at the Senay Mercantile
company. ADV
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Ole Sletten returned Monday from
a trip to St. Paul where he has been
In the Interests of the Brotherhood
of Locomotive Firemen and Engine
men.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Furnished and un-
furnished houses and rooms. Apply
j. A. Samson, 3O5 Second st.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Santa Claus headquarters at tht
Cash Store.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Len McCauley is working as night
patrolman while George Taylor is
in Kalispell attending court.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Mountain City Lodge. No. 597, B.
R. T.. will give their fifth annual
ball in the Orpheum Building on
January /, 1913. Everyone is invit-
ed.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

II you are troubled with chronis
constipation, the mild and gentle
effect of Chamberlain's Tablets will
make them especially suited in your
case For sale by all dealers.-Adv.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

block As, Whitefish. Address Of
fer to John Gorrien, Hotel Hast
ings, Minneapolis, MINI.
FOR RENT.
FOR RENT-Furnished and un-
furnished houses and rooms. Apply
j. A. Samson, 305 Second St.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
FOR RENT OR SALE-Good store
building on Central avenue across
from Jack Matthews saloon. Make
me an offer. Ed. Donahue 312
Bankers Trust Bldg, Tacoma,
Washington.
MISCELLANEOUS
MANUSCRIPT COVERS and type
writer paper for sale at the Pilot
office.
WANTED-Music scholars, beginners
preferred. Terms so cents per
lesson Apply at POI First St.
'~~~~-~>~~~~~~>~~--~
WANTED-General house work Sat
isfaction guaranteed. Is cents per
hour. Mrs. Eve Amell,214 Second
Street
DRESSMAKING- PARLORS- AP-
ply 526 Second Street.
'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
WANTED-Seven agents. Good wag-
es; will give one county for terri
tory to each agent. Address P.O.
Box 643 Kalispell, Mont.
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Visit the Cash Store before pur-
chasing your Christmas presents.
-.S--
The teachers examinations were
held in Kalspell last Friday and
Saturday. Fourteen teachers were
entered.
IL yVu uAA AAOI p1y yOuI No-AS0 W
fore last Saturday night you will
now have an additional ten per cent
added to them for letting them be-
come delinquent.
-s4--
Mrs. Ida Webber has moved her
stock OF millinery from her home
to 4S3- LIST Ave. E., and a call from
former customers will be apprecia-
ted. ADV
--
H. c. Karow left last evening on
a business trip to the eastern part
OF the state. He was accompanied
by Mrs. Karow and the baby as far
as Cut Bank. They will visit in Con-
rad for short time.
-.-
Mrs. Charles Anderson returned
last week from Soap Lake, WASH,
where she went to be treated for a
severe attack of rheumatism. She
is rid of her rheumatism alright.
but is still a little weak.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
NOTICE LADIES.

Mrs. Green will put on Sale all
millinery at cost to close out for
the season; cost price in red figures
until first of January. Sale opens
Friday, December 6.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Conrad and Lem Yates left last
evening for Mocksville, n c., to at
tend the funeral Of their father.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
DRESSMAKING- PARLORS- AP
ply 526 Second Street.

WANTED-Seven agents Good wag-
es; will give one county for terri
tory to each agent. Address P.O.
Box 643. KaispeN, Mont.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Try a loaf Of Lietleia Milk Bread.
For sale at the Senay Mercantile
company. ADV.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Mrs. G. L. Stevens and children
spent Thanksgiving week in Kali
ispell
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Demand an abstract when you
buy real estate. Commercial Alb
stract and Title company.-Adv.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
SEVENTH ANNUAL BALL.

The B. of L. F. & E. will give
their seventh annual Christmas ball
on Monday evening, December %.
You are all invited.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Joe Jennings, sales agent for the
Fruitvale Land Company, at Eureka,
left Monday night for Chicago where
he will open up a campaign to edu-
cate some of the land-hungry people
of that city to come to this section
Of Montana.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Watch whitefish spread"
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Thanksgiving day passed off rath-
er quietly in this city. Outside of a
turkey shoot in the morning and a
dance in the evening there was
nothing startling except great deal
Of turkey eating. All the restaurants
and hotels had splendid bill OF
fares for the occasion and nearly
every household had their turkey
and cranberry sauce.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Mayor H. T. Mayfield and sOI
Earl returned Friday from Spokane
where Mr.. Mayfield had; a nasa
operation performed.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

FOR SALE-LCtS II and IS in
block As. Whitefish. Address Of
fer to John Gorrien, Hotel Hast
ings, Minneapolis, MINI.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

H. R. Schneider, agent for Kali
ispell steam laundry.--Adv.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Mrs. c. Hagen spent Thanksgiv-
ing with friends in Kalispell.
Miss Callow of Troy, was the
guest of Mrs. Jos. P. Hamill last
Flexible Coasting Sleds; $3.50
will get you one at Lakeside Gro
Gerry. ADV.
Mrs. E. D. Reinking left for SpO-
kane last week where she will visit
for a few weeks.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Mrs. J. ]. Johns who has been
is slightly improved.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

FOR RENT OR SALE-Good store
building on Central avenue across
from Jack Matthews saloon Make
me an offer. Ed. Donahue 312
Bankers Trust Bldg, Tacoma,
Washington.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

OLD PAPERS TO-, sale at the
Pilot office. 10 cents per bundle.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

FOR SALE-4SO acres stump and
meadow land from to miles
west of city, $40 per acre. Apply
Henry Good, box CAB, Kalispell,
Mont.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Bob Edmonson, the manager OF
the Montana Meat Market, is taking
a weeks vacation and is visiting
with friends in Great Falls.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

WANTED-General house work Sat
isfaction guaranteed Is cents per
hour. Mrs. Eve Amell,214 Second
Street.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Visit the Cash Store before pur
chasing your Christmas presents.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

Emmett Reinking went to Spo-
kane Monday morning.
Andrew Horn spent Thanksgiving
with Mrs. Horn at their claim near
Havre.
--
About ten persons from here are
planning on attending the Masonic
doings in Libby tomorrow night.
-s-
Large stock of holiday goods at
the Cash Store.
Mrs. j. A. Monk received word
last week of the death of her mother
in Whittier, Cal.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

FOR SALE-Two room house fur
nished, cheap for cash or easy
terms. Inquire Martin Narnst.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Light and heavy hors-
es, broken for work. Apply Geo.
Baker, 444 Central ave.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

H. R. Schneider returned last Sat
urday from Helena where he attend
ed the funeral of his brother Arthur,
who died in Seattle from a gun-shot
injury received while out hunting.
-.-
C. w. Pruyn received a message
Thursday announcing the death of
his son in Minneapolis, and he left
for that city at once to be present
at the funeral ceremonies.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

FOR SALE-Typewriter ribbons at
the Pilot office.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

The teachers examinations were
held in KaMspell last Friday and
Saturday. Fourteen teachers were
entered.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05
Coming Events !
FIFTH ANNUAL BALL.

.3..ff$3......$.&..2. !. .3..&..2..&..&..&..&..&
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

II you did not pay your taxes b.
fore last Saturday night you wi
now have an additional ten per Gel
added to them for letting them b.
come delinquent.
The Whitefish pilot., 1912-12-05

WANTED-Music scholars, beginner
preferred. Terms so cents pei
lesson. Apply at 201 First St.