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spEcIAI REPRESENTATIVE.

The tax book for the collection of the special assessment upon the real prop etty district No, g. for the purpose oi sewerage. has been placed in my hands. Ali owners Of real property lying n the district are required to pay the assess fnpnt Go me within 90 days from this date. If such payment is not made, .ac- ton will be commenced at the end of that time for the collection Df said as- costs
 Given under my hand this the 18th day nf March. A D ia12
 l T nBRfEN. s-14-2et te1 Central Ave
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! CLASSIFIED 
 ss.-ss.s ...s.....s.- ...s.- one Cent a word Each Insertion. Positively No Ads inserted in This colunh unless Accompanies by fhe Cash Nolhing to be Charged.
WANTED

iee GOOD MEN WANTED To handle
 A. 1. Simmons pneumatic air collar ard back pad. state and county rights
 New offices. 13O Park avenue. fisofe faag 3-g-tf
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SPECIAL ASSESSMENT.
olteetor's office, Improvement Dis

rhe tax books for the collection of the special assessment upon the prop erty in district No. a2 for the purpose of paving have been placed in my hands All owners Of real property lying in the district are required to Sav their assessment to me within thirty days from this date If such payment is not made. action will be com meneed at the end Of that tlmR for the collection of said assessment. and for legal penalties and costs.
 Given under my hand this s3rd day of March. 1912
 3-2l-im SAM J DAVIS. Collector.
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su,nnter Lodge No. tls F. < A. NJ. sonth Hot Springs neaf end Of Ounchits avenue ear line, second and fourth Fri days at 1.30 D. m
 JOHN sR. sEARcy, W. Nj. Robt. Cartney, Secretary.
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foR Asnr.

 FOR RENT Elegant furnished cottages.
 42g Whittinetou Apply 473 Whittlug ton avenue UT phone 5a4. 4-4-tf FOR RENT Furnished modern bunga-
 low ot5 rOoDis and attic t0 permanent tenant Also 3 & { and ] room furnish- ed eottHeps for rent. Call lg6 Terrace stt 0f s5t Wilmington s-3o-ff ROOM AND BOARD Excellent table
 roc Grove street a-l7-tf FOR RENT Nicely furnished three, four
 and five- room cottages all modern e0nleniences hest stAiuehct parl oi tne cits. reasonable rent Apply POT Cedar street. of phone 2s9 s-12-tf .-----------------
 F0R RE$'r Nicely furnished rouins.
 Mrs. ShannatA iS2 Centnal avenue. FoH REN1'--ciean. handsome mousse
 keeping fnonis. $a week up. Cook hnd heat with sas. 22s court street. s-lh-if s0n RENT Boafdlng house. 20 rooms,
 siean heat partly furnished; No. 2 Fuuniain Terrace Arkansas Trust Co.,
 agent I-iS-f
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WE PAY the highest ptlees Tor mems
 and woinen's second-hand clothes, shats hats. etes trunks and suit cases. ssa OUAchitn avenue. Phone 2ill. s-l-f
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WANTED Position aS attendant Co in-
 valid or old kehtienan. at home at travei. hs thoroughly experienced and lpl8hIn mate nuise. fifst-eiasa references Address J. IL James care general dtilsery Hot Springs, Ark. s-s-zt
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Hot Springs Lodge No @. r. & A. M. Masohle 1sInpie. first and third Fridays at $ D. m. ~a
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WANTED Piano piayes must be nble sn read at sieiit anl niay aN poiti-
 af mnsir Apnly Mauasef S II kicss fn 2fs-tf
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EGGS FOR SETTING E. C. Rhode Isl-
 and Reds. famous llotzapple strain. only a few settings for sale. at s2 per lb l5g navlne street. afternOona. 2-2l-u
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EGGS FOR SETTING Rose Comb Rhode Island Red eggs for setting, S2 for l5 eggs Henry J. Lotz, sl247 Central
 2-22-lm
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WANTED Situation ns coiunsniun at-
 sshdant etc hS refined yogns Ger uian at homo ur tiSiNeinn can Hlsn do other duties earnest. trustworthy ate ialhl AdaleaA A Al ihis office. it
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fna REHT--nlceiY furnished Footns and
 sats for touse2eeplaQf all convent.
 ses, gas, running water. electric llahts. nse to the hot water; Iron, naannesia
 hfI&fIt rock Hnd Cor springs. See enUs1 ftnzssA before l1gAflnu4 Take No~sh Ror. dsr rsta 10 aAa Park avenue q O. Sur. cza. s-ai-tf
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FOR i.E--Cypher's s4o o-Azg incubator
 in gool condition A. J. Hnl, Fairdale. R r. D. ?.
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INSTANTANEOUS.
efaaoasHeHoReneseAoHoHel
PLANTS. st4RUneERY. HOSES.

All kinds Of bedding plants, roses shfubbery, ete. for sale at Johnson avenue ear line For information phone Gis, , rings 3-2l-in
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Hot Springs Chapter No. IT. K A. NJ. meets avery second and fourth mondays
 L. II. BARRY. H. P.
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Ye LITTLE SHOP
PILES CURED IN 6 10 i4 DAYS.

Your drnggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any case of itching, Blind, Bleeding or Prctrnding Plies in to IA days. soc.
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Hot Springs Council No. 2s, R. X s. NJ meets every second Monday after Chap ter E. H. ELLSWORTH. r. l. NJ
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POULTRY,

FOR SALES. c. White Leghorn spring
 hatched outlets. A. J. liill. Fairdale, R. F b. No, !. Gnklawn.
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THOROUGHBRED Light lsranma Eggs
 winter iaying strain, sl.50 per setting Of i5 Mrs Alex Vefhovay, S47 Grove Street. 2-16-Sm
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Nn D

 'aNe s-'VVV' NO. ?.
 Fosr (41 ndloining vacant lots in Oak lawn addition fronting on Henderson 'Senne- sSO0 VIII N6 5uS the four
 Lot, and part Of another being 100 feet hy 3sS feet with one7rpUm house anu bored well l50 feet deep near ostrich Farm on bench of mountain, high up. yet accessible: beautiful mountain view surrounded by natural forest trees witil West Mountain for background. An Ideal place for health at any season by reason ot dense piue growth sa.5o cash VIII buy
 Two vacant lots adjoining Morrison and Bedding addition on Bedding avenue. Water and sewer on street line uf prop erty. Surrounding lots can not be bought for less than $J5U each. For dulck sale ''o0 win buy eo'e eo lofs- t
 one vacant lot on South avenue, ii south Hot Springs. fenced, adjoining res
 NO G.
 Sa acres. unimproyed. about four miles from city Of tiulpha. abont mile from ThOrnLuru station on the Iron Mountain railway about 20 aeres creek bottom. 90 acres virgin timber, running water through the tract. ldenl place for chick wll take this worth twice the sum. Enough saw timber and wood on the unet 10 pay for t
 NO [.
 40-acre tract unimproved; just this side of river on Gardner Fridge road. Best road tn the county divides this tract. Surrounding property well improved Graded railroad through tho place. New taIiruad will need right of wnv over tract Ideal pfong4ty te divide into five and ten 1cre tractA for truck farm, dnirying. etc, Only few'eninutes drive from city. VIII sell the tract for $ll0O. worth $50 per acre. Also three small farms. about four miles from thc city for rent
 C. FLOYD HUFF Owner
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Fssr (4l ndioinlng vacant lots In Oak lawn addition. fronting on Henderson avenue $OdO win buy the four
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Hot Springs Cnmmandery, No. 6, K. T.. meets avery first Monday
 F V '. ELLSWORTH. D. c.
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n - n

Hot Springs Lodge No. 8s0 meets every "Wednesday evening SEQ sharp. second floor Masonic Temple Building Visiting brothers cordially invited.
 s r. McKEEHAN. E. R. Redmond Joyce Secretary.
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EASTERN STAn.

Hot Springs Chapter No. 6s, c. E. s. Masonic Temple, third Monday al S.
 MISS MAUD SPIVEY. W. Nj. Mrs. ] k Demby. Secretary.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
LOCAL AUTOISTS
viii Aid in Formation Of Proposed
New Trail Across the
Country

That local autoists will lend ever
possible aid towards the fOrma ion OF
the proposed National Old Trails
Ocean to Ocean Highway Association
Is evident from the enthusiasm dis
played by members Of the local as,o-
citation who were approached yester-
day by Rert Smith. who Is one OF ,hc
party making the ocean 10 ocean tour
for the purpose of awakening interest
In the big proposition. Mr. Smith
stated las evening that he had talked
with local owners and all were heart.
ily In favor OF joining the national
organization and forming n state asso
citation In West Virginia
No immediate steps will be- taken
20 organize This state az the present
time until after definite plans have
been made 90 form the national ar
eani2ation The plans will DO Discus.
ID a. Tho biz banquet 20 Do hold ir
The Waldorf Astoria in Now YORK.. FOL
loVlnE he arrival of Tho ocean fn
ocean party An orEauler will De-
sent into this state o. vol ae others
Just 40 loon as prtfir mar, plane can
D." mapped out Tho party is meeting
with great success. and Nr Smith
atef that fhe number 90 member
already run lu trfn thousands
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09

~ y Ha..a. - P.rx~rxesrx. ~as
here asf niEht calling q frien1s
Ny an1 NJ. Iohn Htnk. q Tri.1rs
phiA. have III for ~ treat lAke. %
sperd several dsys
Dan e. p HoEE and 500 Rob~-s ,~ft
YESTERDAY uorrf,< for their hors@ IN
aorE2ntoSr. after an ertended auto
nobiie trip
Miss Edish sAE.. o. R~,h~-a. -
sPendinE q fe~ DAYS a. ne ruesf OF
her SISTER. Ars- RalstOo Byrsm. Of this
cify.
Mrs Silas Uilon. % the East End.
= visiting relatives In ST ClairsviIle.
Ohio
Miss Ruth Holloway has returned
from an extended visit with friends
and relatives In Massillou. O.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Davidson. o, the
Island. left yesterday for Armstrong
Mills. O.. 20 spend a visit with rela-
tives.
Mrs. =. J. Boswell has departed for
her home in Cambridge. o. after a
visit with friends in this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Cameron of
Pittsburgh. are recent arrivals al the
Sratford.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. n. Sweeney are
visiting relatives in Washington. PA.
this week
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
About People
Movements Of individuals to and
From the City.

Fred Friedrich has returned home
aftere short "trip down the river.
David Levi. of this city. spent the
day in Moundsville. calling on friends
John Shippman. OF Braddock. Pa.
was IN the city yesterday. attending
To matters of business.
W. F. COlmar and bride returned
home. after spending a few weeks in
the East, visiting.
Benjamin Levi. OF this city. moved
TO Bellaire. whore he has opened a
first class grocery
w. n. Nader. Of this city. is IN
Pittsburgh, in the interest Of his firm.
Charles Caldwell. Of this CITY. Is
in Marietta, Cd-ttng upon business.
r. ). Peters. OF this city, has re
turned home after spending a few
days In Marietta
W. =. Wamsley. Of Parkershurg. f.
In the city. attending the VI. W. Of A.
encampment
Misses Helen and Dorothy Holden.
or tho Island. arc spending a few
weeks in Parkersburg as tho guests
OF relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Chester. Of
East Liverpool. have returned home
after spending "A few days in this city
with friends.
Mrs Frank Mcdonnell and daurh-
ter. Cecilia. OF Chicago. NJ. arc the
quests Of Mrs J. v Gavin. on south
Eon street.
Mr- Harry Wallace. Of Clark street.
left yesterday for Canton 10 spend a
week with relatives.
7. z. Rine. Of Now Martinsville
was In town yesterday. on business.
a. +. Wilmoth. Of Elkins. spent
Monday here. on a business trim
Mr. and Mrs. William Moses. OF Lit.
tleion. are visiting Wheeling friends
and relatives
Mr. and Mrs 4 + Finley. ~ Beth.
any. are The guests % RELATIVES her.
Mrs. p. 5 Easton. ~ Warrington
spent Monday with friends IN Wheel
INK
NJ and Mrs W # vodIin ~
C.arkshurg. are visiting relatives In
Wheeling
Ernest Pinncii ~ Ciartrhurr. is In
,ogn on a brief business trip.
j. VI Harley. % Fairnont ir IN the
city m business
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
NEWS BRIEFS


The city florist was at work YES
terday spraying the shade trees sur.
rounding the city building. Insects
nave been working on the trees Of
late but the treatment yesterday will
cause them 10 shift operations.
"A. r.. Sinks, secretary OF the
wheeling Associated Charities. has re.
turned from Cleveland where he at
tended the sessions OF the National
conference of Charities and C6rrec.
tons. lie was taken i'll at his former
home In Toledo. O.. delaying his re-
turn.
The officials OF the Ohio Valley
Enamel & Stamping Company meet
saturday afternoon to declare the
semEannuai S1s per cent dividend.
The plant has sufficient orders TO
guarantee a successful run throughout
the summer
Friday morning at 10 O'Clock. at
the nor,h door OF the court house.
Auctioneer Curtis Rice will conduct
the sale OF the real estate of Rem x
Carr. bankrupt expressman. The per
sonal property was all disJIUEed Of
some time ago and the real estate will
be sold at auction Friday. July 18th.
The Central Garden club. situated
at the head Of Twenty-second street
now presents a beautiful appearance
as the buildings have been painted and
repaired. The lawn is beautifully cot
of with the trees and fence being
whitewashed and the paths made with
tan bark
Tar lDanner and Henry Hoffman
TWO prominent young mon OF this CITY
leie yesterday for a jaunt TO Parkers.
burg' distance OF % miles. The
boys expect TO reach their destination
Thursday morning. and will spend n
Few weeks at the Sunset fishing camp
on Blennerhassett island.
AT a meeting of the three local
lodges Of the Shield OF Honor Fort
Henry. Zane and Eureka. the matter
.oi holding the social will be voted
upon and arrangements finally com.
pleted for the affair There has been
some contention or n difference as 10
what kind OF an event will be held.
some favoring a boat ride and others
an outing.
his evening at O'Clock in the
First Baptist church Rev. ?. r Rrin-
instool. pastor OF the church. who wac
n delegate representing the church at
the Baraca Philathea convention. held
IN Norfolk. Va. a few weeks ago. will
make an Official report OF the proceed
ines. and full attendance OF the
church membership is desired.
On Thursday. July IS. the NOM
hers NJ 50. Alphonsus male choir will
hold their first annual outing al Mo.
Fart Park. and II Is expected that the
picnic will he largely attended. A
musical program is being arranged.
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Medicine Chest
For Only 25cts
~hts q Nes Car INSTANTLY stss psia
Causes ~ esr-A Scales.
Cgts ara 6ruis-s

A Oar o. san Cur4 Ointment costa
Tut = cents. and II II Doesn't do ev-
crythfng this newspaper article says
y viii do. Chas- r. Goetre & Cos. 81
T~elfth street or VIII Menksmel-
ler's. 332s Eor street. Will give you
your money back
II cures bleeding. itching and PRO
truding piles: II cures and heals
chronic. running and fever sores. no
matter how stubborn or hopeless n
Is an sntiseptic ointment that begins
to draw out all poison the minute II
Is applied.
It's the finest remedy ever com
pounded for boiis. carbuncles. ulcers.
eczema. salt rheum. letter, chilblsins.
chapped hands OF face. Price. only
20 and so cts. a jar. For the baby.
for rough. tender skin and 20 quick
" acquire a fine complexion. use San
Cura Soap (25 centsl. Thompson
Medical Co. Titusville. Pa
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
SOCIETY


In connection Sith IN hand coaoe-r
rhich - 20 - siven ThurSday even
ing a. ne Agate sports club. On the
Island. the kings Daughters a. TIE
seoond United Presbyterian church
WI give a Lawn fete Tor The benent
Of the soctesy- Cake. candies and ice
cram vii b on sale. and q large
attendance Il expected, a. the tickets
for the concert have met with ready
sale
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
AZ Home Reception.

Mrs. Charles J. Beekman will en-.
terrain with an informal at home AZ
Woodlswn this evening. In honor OF
Miss Fannie Schlessinger. Mrs. Her.
man WsllerSiein. Mr.. and Mrs. Morris
Schlessnger and Mrs. Charles ]. Beck
man will be in the receiving line.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
Bridal Shower.

Miss Eva Weitzel entertained
number of friends last evening at her
home In the North End. with a bridal
shower in honor OF Miss Josephine
Bierkkortte.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
Announce Enhancement

The engagement of Miss Retta
Maude Wilson. OF Bethesda. O.. to Mr..
John F. Cooper. of Beaver. Pa. has
been announced. The wedding will
occur in the near future.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
Installed OHicerr

Officers we're installed by Zane
lodge. No. l. ladies' auxiliary of the
Shield or Honor. last night A number
OF candidates were initiated.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09

Thomas. Jr.. both Of Wheeling Two
sisters. Miss lSsbelle. living at home
ana Ms NJ. +. McFeeley. Of Wheel
ing also survive.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
Moose Entertainment To.nIob,

The Wheeling Moose Club will en-
tereain its members and friends with
a euchre this evening at their rooms
in the Egerter building.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
Sunday School ExcursIon

The First English Lutheran Sunday
school will hold a moonlight excursion
aboard the steamer Liber1y Thursday
night.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09

Another delightful supper was held
Last evening by the Campfire girls at
the home OF Miss Emily Sheppard. 422
North Front street.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-07-09
Dinner Dance.

A dinner dance will be held At the
Country club "Wednesday evening.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-09-12
this DATE IN HISTORY"
september II.

September II.
17G9-The Allies under the Duke Of
Marlborough and Prince Eugene
defeated the French at Malpla-
quet.
Starssa and Stripes first car
ried into battle at the battle OF
the Brandywine.
1789-Alexander Hamilton became
secretary of the treasury in the
cabinet of President Washing
ton
IS14-Fleet on Lake Champlain under
Commodore McDOnough de
feated the British UNDER Com.
modore Downie.
ISAIAH of President Harrison's cab
met. except Daniel Webster
secretary OF state, resigned be
cause of the veto of the Fiscal
Corporation bill
1S51-SylyestsT Graham, whose name
was given to anbolted wheat
four. died in NORTHAMPTON
Mass Born In Suhield, Conn.
in 1894 SO.
lSS3-Seati of government for Dako
Ia territory removed from Yank
II ton to Bismarck.
l91I-The, republic Of Portugal wa
- recognized by the leading Euro
pean nations.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-09-12
) O.TKE .SPVRIl9
9 OF.THEMOMENT.
% by Roy .Moulton. q
y Roy k.Moulton.

! erary clubs and bridge parties and
was never home to get supper. He
also refused TO wash the dishes regu-
larry. The defendant was discharged
by the court.
Mr.. Percsval " Smith, a charming
young gentleman clad in the latest
attire and a new spring hat, and
much admired by all of the feminine
attaches OF the court, appeared
charged with shoplifting. When
searched BY the man attendant at the
Jail several yards of valuable lace had
been found concealed in the young
gentleman's corset. The young man
put up a pitiful plea, claiming that
he had been deserted by his wife
several months before and had been
obliged to pick up a living as best
be could He was dismissed with a
warning and left the court weeping.
Jane Perkins and Mary BilkiDs
were arranged for vote buying and
We're bound over to the higher court,
although the husbands pleaded for
their release, claiming the children
at home were crying for bread.
Samantha Jordan and Lucy Perkins
were fined S25 and costs each tor
rao.ng their automobiles In a public
thoroughfare. They were arrested by
motorcop Sarah Bascomb.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-09-12
EDITORIAL COMMENT
= %<~%~<> = Z"
INTERVENTION
ARIZONA Republican,

| (Arizona Republican,
The indications are that there will
be intervention in Mexico, notwith-
standing the deprecatory attitude OF
the president who takes the position
that Intervention must be the last re-
sort.
II is plain now that the Mexican
| government will not be able quickly
/ to restore order. Handicapped, as the
rebels have been by their inability to
procure ammunition and funds, it has
taken the government months to make
I Roadway against them in the north
and when at last it succeeded in
/ breaking Up their armies in the state
of Chihuahua and scattered them. that
meant only the beginning of a
guerrilla warfare which would last for
years, resulting in the complete de
/ struction of the extensive American
| interests in all parts of Mexico.
| The trouble is not so much along
/ the border. The raiding of American
ranches could be easily stopped. The
/ Mexican federal forces no doubt could
clear the entire northern zone from
the Gulf of Mexico TO the Gulf of
I California of rebels. but II could not
conquer them nor could there be any
guaranty that they would not again
overrun the country, once the federal
troops were withdrawn.
| While eXpending its energies
| against the rebels in the north, the
whole southern part of the republic
( has been left at the mercy Of the
| Zapatistas and other bands who have
! advanced almost to the gates of the
national capital. If the government
were 10 turn upon Zapata to crush him
the revolution in the north would be
l quickly reorganized. Mexico must be
/ pacifed from without. The world
looks to this country to accomplish IT,.
The United States is properly held
responsible for the safety of foreign
ers in Mexico.
As the president has stated, inter
ventiOn will mean war and a long and
an expensive war, but delay will not
make the period Of the struggle any
shorter nor VII it make the war less
expensive. We viii be opposed there
not only by the various rebel factions,
but by the government as well. In
PREVENTION will mean to Mexico. ma
tional humiliation which must find
, expression in desperate resistance.
There will he opposition and trait
ors on this side of the line. The
policy Of intervention will be attacked
by democratic and progressive leaders
who would see in a war with Mexico
campaign material for President Taft
That there viii be such opposition
was made manifest last spring in the
, midst of the preconyention campaign
though il turned out that it had no
been seriously considered by the pres
. ident. II was viciously charged by tbs
progressive papers that the presideni
was contemplating Intervention boti
= for protection Of the investments o
1.-THE interests" We shall hear similai
charges again in the event that war il
decided upon.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-09-12
THE SUMNER RESORT.


Same old beach,
Same old peach
With the same old winsome smile
Same old stare,
Same hot air
And the same flirtatious style.
Same old view,
Nothing new.
Same old skeeters there to sting.
Same old sand,
Same old band,
Same cash register to ring.
Same old drones,
Chaperones,
Sitting in the rocking chairs.
Same old walks,
Same old talks,
Same old spooning on the stairs.
Same canned food,
Boiled and stewed,
Same transparent slice of meat.
Same old girls,
Same old curls,
Same old slot. machine to beat.
Same old junk,
Same old bunk,
Same old stunt and nothing more.
Same price list.
Same bridge whist,
Same old never-ending bore.
MORAL: Stay at home and raise dill
pickles in the kitchen garden.