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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03
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immunity any
the time said immediately operative
be- leas a S asf the dae of sd OTder therein which shan
every public
that the officers responsible may be Identified
shall become effective the person or PUBLIC Utility affected thereby shall
during which such default continues be recovered action OF debt
or Of ties imposed law upon such public
COLD STORAGE OF FOODS.
during which foods be legally kept
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this body refuses goods
branded ss
into Ne jersey from another state the shipment can
from must a be sanRd T the date on which was first stored the state
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THE TRUTH ABOUT THE 1911 ELECTION IN NEW JERSEY.
out every hundred people IN tss ' S E S
the m election sTge aSg OF h Ds2Fs WILSON S h a
d9fs rom every stanPat Cartoon
a Of the P PsHs 5a.rn S9 the 'qlSy
everything in The nature eScusator explanation;
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Therefore he was enabled TO- elect Repue house; majority
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Nothing doing yet in the matter Of
figures as a basis for the hope that
Governor Wilson can lead the national
democracy to a victory. The Tampa
Times, The Pensacola Journal and the
Miami Metropolis and Senator Nathan
P. Bryan tell us that he is the logical
candidaDe but none of them seem will
ing to hazard a suggestions as to
where the electoral votes are to come
from. The Telegraph, in it's quest for
knowledge, has been begging for this
information for the past three weeks.
-Starke Telegraph Where do you
expect the electoral votes to come
from? They will come from those
people in those states who are tired
of Republican misrule-and that means
a majority of the people of this coun-
try. With Wilson as the candidate
you need have no fear of a repetition
of the Parker fiasco of eight years ago.
With Harmon as the candidate, repre-
senting the same reactionary policies
that Parker represented, you can ex-
pect the same kind of a result that
your candidate produced them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

much about has it's basis in this
theory. The assumption by man
that his wife is not the proper or
competent guardian Of her own honor,
and that he has a right on proof or
suspicion to slay her and somebody
else as he would slay an ailing sheep
of his flock and a sheep killing dog is
founded on that word my"
A Russian transplanted in Pennsyl-
vania is not alone in being unable to
comprehend that the pronoun my
may indicate relation instead Of pos
session.
Many an other wise intelligent Amer
lean also fails to realize that my
wife, like my country and my
friend" is a phrase implying not pro-
prietorship but privilege and obliga-
ton.
The courts of the land are con-
gesred with divorce cases largely be-
cause we will not understand that
the marriage contract is an agreement
to give, not to exact.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

genius to labor saving devices that
render more easy the various depart
ments of production that have become
fixed upon man. But woman's work
still remains and must ever remain
much the same endless round of labor
by hand and brain.
No machine can do her work-no
no; her work requires a heart in it.
Her work is to make the home a haven
of rest this side of heaven. Her work
is to implant and nurture the seeds Of
manhood and womanhood in the souls
of her children that fruits may be
borne long after she has gone.
Should woman work?
Well, when she ceases to work civil
ization will shrivel and disappear like
a sheet of tissue in a flame.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03
OemoraIizing Effect.

Demoralizins Effect.
We are afraid that "Rube" ball
game at Pensacola last summer is
having a bad effect. The 'Rubes' went
over and licked The Journal good and
plenty and some few of EN- have
showed more or less signs of bumptu-
BUSINESS ever since-especially since
the political campaign opened. -Four
have already announced for legislative
honors, and goodness knows where the
thing will stop. Even we had thought
some Of going "at large" after Claude s
goat but Albert Williamson butted
IL, and as they are both from the same
town thought we'd let 'em fight it out
while Ed O'Brien did some skirmish-
ing in their territory. These four
-Rubes," however, are playing Judging
expect to be on the ball team at the
April LIST massacre and have a voice
also in the candidates convention. We
respectfully withdraw our ambitions
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03
JUST FOR FUN.
Kindly Advice.

Kindly Advice.
A colored man was brought before 4
police judge charged with stealing
chickens. He pleaded guilty. and re-
ceived sentence, when the judge asked
him how it was he managed to lift
those chickens right under the window
of the owners house when there was
a dog in the yard.
Hit wouldn't be of no uses judge"
said the man, ito try TO 'splain dis
thing to you at all. Eff you was to try
ii you like as not would get your hide
full o. shot, an get no chicken, nuther
Eff YOU want to engage in any ras-
cality, judge, yo' better stick TO de
bench, whar yo' am familiar. lions
Advocate.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

taken in. we will begin a two or three
days practice for the game with The
Journals. Then, again, we may not
take any practice. Wonder If The
Journals are sincere ?-Cottondale
News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

The Louisville Courier Journal is
trying to suppress the silk stocking
craze. Marse Henry is putting his
hand where it hasn't any business.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03
Date Not Significant.

Date Not Significant.
The Pensacola Journal baseball team
has challenged the Rube editors for q
game on AI-Fools day. Would 1t be
rubbing it in to say the day was vel
chosen Lake City Index.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

The Pensacola Journal is wrestling
hard with the electorate Of West Flor
Ida trying to get them to pay their
poll tax. Thank goodness, we have
this task off our hands in Alabama
Montgomery Advertiser. And of all
jobs we ever tackled, this one is the
hardest
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03
Journal-Rube Ball Game.

for not joining in the melee. 1t would
hardly be fair to The Journal boys to
pit such experts against them
Panama City Pilot.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Cleveland viii Command
The nomination of Larkin Cleveland
to manage the Rube Editors in their
BAH game with The Journal nuts Is
hereby seconded. Go TO II. LaTkln!-
COttOndala News
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

The Game Will Tell.
The Calhoun Democrat Panama !,
Citv pilot ST Andrews Buoy and
Gracevine Advertiser won't be al
lowed to dodge the ball game this
year. II will take all the Rube edi-
tors to satisfy the Journals appetite:
-Pensacola Journal. The Pilots ball
tcssers are professionals, and In conse-
quence have never taken part In the
amateur games in which The Journal
force have played such an inglorious
Part. Possibly the other papers men
tened could edvanAa tbs ssns reason
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

When McRae entered state politics
Park TramamelPs monopoly on the
good looks was broken.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Jail sentences should occur to the
minds of judges occasionally.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

A man who can figure the world
owes him a living around the first of
the month is considerable of an OPP
timiSt
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

An idle brain is the DEVILS work
shop accounts for the colonel casting
his hat into the ring.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

With you've Got to Quit Kickin'
My Dawg Aroun'" as a battle cry the
Democrats should receive strong sup
port from the lovers of poodle dogs.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

You cannot pay your poll taxes to-
day, but tomorrow is the best day Iof
all to attend to it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Cannot Pensacola people get together
to make the Deep Water City a sum-
mer resort?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Man nearly always calls a lawn
mower out of it's name.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Tourists who linger in Pensacola are
the fortunate ones always.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Amt IL Awful
-Four 'Rube" editors Of West Florida
are endeavoring TO break into the state
capital Now what in the world has
Tallahassee and the balance Of the
state ever done 70 those fellows?-
ChipIey Verdict
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

This is the season when the bees are
gathering from the wild flowers the
honey which makes West Florida
famous the world over.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

If labor is life some persons have
never lived.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Don't expect your humor to take
with a hungry man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

in favor OF some more homely Knight
OF the Faber' who would not other
wise have the ghost OF a show.-Chip-
ley Verdict.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Brown eyed beauties are the real
| things of beauty and joys forever.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Columbia boys should not be CEN
sured for becoming ball players-those
Columbia biscuit have to be put 20
some use YOU know
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Fit and Ready.
The RUDE editors are in fine trim to
rap on The Journals ding dong April
1st-Holmes County Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Acts of many a fool are exused be.
cause friend suggests he's a genius.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Moclingbirds chant in the treetops
while the storks bring their offerings
! to the homes of Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

p9s s ss s elected s New az
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both What ss ss sss. ~
PROMISES CANDIDATE WILSON MADE
that he eed d of News e Ge4ps @ % said
e e Of New 1 the 5sr R be S sd the principal needs of
employers liability that should be fair and jus. to
law providing
E .Hs s%H Ii. f sss COS. 'gT::s s :sn.
HOW GOVERNOR WILSON'S PERFORMANCE SQUARED WITH
had t bs % @ 6 Ss @ s Rr s 1 s
I sss =; d: s s is's s:s ss .Ss.,n
Osborn: bill commission.
thThs James BILL regulating the
.hrosSa1 ts Ms S .t ' cities
sevsnthAn providing for
. :;::: i;:: : Fl. ,.'. :.. ,'o proper an.
allowing attorney general par+io
T~fthAbOtion Of register all
providing for the regulation
m re:SIu.on for the acquisition
Delaware
WHAT THESE LAWS ARE D0se FOR THE PEOPLE OF
ELECTION
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the money esme
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moneys ae ss s hS Ba sR n se6 Ho@nso furnished any
candidate does hot file oeR b sh9nsRs wp the period re-
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be Gag po ss 5 s1as S sss sums
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

With open arms Pensacola bids the
railroads come.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

What has become of the old fash
Toned man who wore a standing collar
without n tie?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Hardest work a man has to do is
that which he figures a way to leave
undone.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Railroads claim they get no profit
out of the express business. OF course
not-thats not what they are for.
The express companies are to hold up
the peOple-thought everybody knew
that.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03
Journal Means Revenge

The RUDE editors are too busy TAX
ing in announcement fees to talk much
baseball "a soon as the money is
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

When man loses his sense of humor
he is poor company.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Midsummer night dreams will soon
be with us.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Some people have an idea that max
ing fools of themselves shows origi-
nality, but it's nothing new.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

1t would be a news item of interest
if it can be learned whether MIR.
Gompers's credulity survived it's re-
cent shock
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Lawns of Pensacola are now colored
to the Irishman's delight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

What has become of the old-fash-
Toned school teacher who wore long
tailed linen coat?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Always remember that a drunkard
is so from choice.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

If butting in is having a bully
time" the gentleman should be enjoy
ing himself-Montg Advertiser.
He is at least having a goaty time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

The pride of the sea is the port Of
Pensa cola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

Rather live this far south and cavort
around among the fig trees and rose
bushes than in the north and become
q presidential possibility.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

When that monument of Eve is
really built, what will be the style of
her costume?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

If a fellow found a hard boiled egg
would it be considered hard luck?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

At any rate Adam could not accuse
Eve Of having a past WHEN he met her
-4
The Columbia State thinks the
Chinese wall ought to be purchased
for our Mexican border.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-04-19
ReIigion Forward Meetings,

The meetings held in this city Sat
urday and Sunday evenings 10 con-
nection with the Men and Religion
Forward Movement, were we'll attend
ed and created great interest. The
banquet Saturday evening given for
the boys was eminently successful, in
the introduction of addresses made by
young men. Several Of our local boys
appeared to good advantage. among
these being Emery Worthington aud
Floyd Payne. Master Lloyd MoPher-
rim as president of the Boys OF Honor
Club, gave an address OF welcome TO
the visitors, which was received with
rounds of applause. at the Sunday
evening meeting addresses were de-
liveFed by Prof. ]. s. Landers, super
intendent of the Pendleton schools.
Prof. Asbahr. Claude Hampton and
Chester Fee. Of fhe same schools,
Peter Crockatt, Rev. Lawson and w.
w. Wiley, Of this city.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-04-19
The LeOta Howard Co.

The Leota Howard Co. that comes
to the opera house for two nights com
mencing Friday, April 26. is one of
the strongest and Test organized rep
ertoire companies on the road. being
composed of 10 clever performers and
headed by Miss Leota Howard, lead
ing lady of well known ability, who
has played with some Of the biggest
companies In the country
The opening play, "The Power of
Truth" deals with life among the
Mormons In Utah; the scene being
laid near Salt Lake City. In the part
of Faith Farnum. Miss Howard has a
splendid vehicle for her versatile pow
ers, and makes lsstingimpression on
her audience. The play Is full Of
comedy as we'll as atoundiDg in pathos
and dramatic situations Besides the
dramatic part of the entertainment.
there will be good speeialties between
the acts so there will be no tedious
waits This company carries special
scenery which adds not a little to the
beauty of their productions. No one
can afford to miss the two nights of
real entertainment given by this clev-
er organization. Popular prices.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-04-19

a. M, and DIR. Sharp was called to
attend bis injuries. In addition to
sustaining a broken hip, King received
cash on the cheek which necessitat-
ed several stitches.
Mrs. ". 81. Stamper of Weston,
died at her home in that city Wednes-
dy, morning from paralysis. Funeral
services were held today, interment
taking place in the Weston cemetery.
M. M. Johns came up from his home
at Vancouver, WASH. Monday evening
and will spend some time III the city
on business. Mrs. Johns will join
him in a few days and will visit
friends here.
E. L. Smith and James Sturgis were
| in the city Wednesday from Pendle.
ton. They are selling agents for the
| bolt com bined harvester and have
sold many of these machines through
out the county.
Principal J. S. Landers of the Pen
dleton schools was in the city Sunday
evening. being one of the principal
speakers at the Men and Religion For
ward Movement meeting held in the
Christian church.
John Pierce and Elmer Taylor less
ened the coyote population of UNA
tllla county this week by making a
capture of ten of the pests. The catch
consisted of pups, dug from their den
on the reservation.
Robert Coppook is having substan-
tial improvements made to his resi-
dence property on Third street. The
house has been raised and a brick
foundation constructed. and new
kitchen and porch will be built.
The Athena school team defeated
the Adams school team at base ball
Saturday In a we'll played game BY
the close SCORE of to s. WoIthington,
Cra bill and Wall for Athena and Mc-
Balm and Lieuallen for Adams were
| the batteries.
Lee Hiteman came in from Salt
Lake Wednesday and spent a couple
of days With his parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. FL. Hiteman. Lee is doing
we'll in the Mormon city, heing
manager for the Diamond Rubber
Company there.
Save pain and money. Gold crowns
| SIS and Sc. Bridge work, IS and IS.
Amalgam and silver Filings. SOC. and
$1.00. Painless extraction, 500. Full
set Of teeth. $40. Ohly the hest ma
terial. and work guaranteed. DR..
| Sponogle. Reliable Resident Dentist.
| Ira Mcdonald came in from Walla
Walla Wednesday with one of the
popular little Fords. There are sew
eral Of these machines owned here
and they are giving satisfaction to
their owners. Alexander & Wilson
are the selling agents for this car in
Athena.
The Dreamland program for to-
night and tomorrow night is as fol-
10 VS.: 1.-THE Roundup at Dawn,
or Petticoats and Cows" Kalem.
{, 2.-"A Close CALL" Pathe. S.-"The
Broken Cross" Biograph. Sunday
1.-THE Three Wbiffles." Pathe.
2.-"Aida. Edison. 3-"Boys Will
Be Boys" Kosmik.
Sowing wheat broadcast on Main
street, four mules drawing seeder
ran pell NELL through that thorough
fare "Wednesday morning. Starting
at the railroad tracks at the foot Of
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-04-19

/ Mrs. a. o. Worthington entertained
Mrs. VIM. Benefiel of Weston a cou'
| pie of days tt is week.
| Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Barnes of Wes.
ton were in the city this week. trading
with local merchants.
Ex-Congressman W. r. Ellis was 10
the city Wednesday looking after bis
candidacy interests here.
Misses Marguerite and Neva For
rest were in the city Sunday from
their home south of town.
The primary election is in prog
ress today and indications are that a
large vote is icing polled.
Fix & Radtke's store will remain
open evenings during the course of
the big sale now running there.
Mr.. Oliver Knots and Miss Lydia
Altaugh. we'll known at Pilot Rock
were married at Pendleton Tuesday.
! Mrs. P. A. Worthington of Portland
! was guest at the home of Mr.. sand
Mrs. 81. o. WorthiDgton during the
week.
Miss Norma Smith of Weston, is
employed in the sales department. of
| Fix & Radtke's store during the big
sale.
Attorney s. d. Peterson of Milton,
who is candidate for representative
on the republican ticket. was in the
city Tuesday.
For Sale.-Full flooded Brown
Leghorn, Plymouth Rock. R. l. Red.
turkey and duck eggs at reasonable
prices. Phone 31x3.
Minerva Lee has been granted de-
cree of divorce from Richard Lee, by
Judge Phelps, on the grounds of cruel
and inhuman treatment.
Frank K. Welles delivered an ad-
dress on education at the Christian
church Wednesday evening. His ad-
dress was illustrated with stereopticon
views.
Owen Rusie. the shoe man, has re-
ceived large stock of material and
is now 10 position to make boots and
shoes to the satisfaction of his GUS
toners.
Odd Fellows took chal ge of the
funeral of M. A. Bryson, who suioided
at Weston Thursday of last week.
The funeral was beld at Weston Fri
day afternoon.
Attend the oTatorical and deoIam-
atoIy contest at the Christian church
tonight. The contest will decide who
will represent this district 10 the
county contest
Mrs. l.. Dell will leave Sunday eve.
ming on her contemplated visit to her
aged mother. at her old home in Mis-
souri,. She will probably remain for
couple of months.
Charles Norris left for Portland
Tuesday evening. Mr.. Norris went to
the metropolis with the view Of To-
eating there, should conditions ap
pear favorable to him.
D. a. Sanders has purchased 6
Chalmers automobile from Harve
Mcdonald, the Walla Walla agent
The machine is fine passenger
uar with 36 horse power.
Yes King was taken to hospital a
Pendleton yesterday morning for treat
ment for fractured hip. He fel
from the loft in the Dudley barn a