The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-12
OXYuONOR PATIENT, MUCH
IMPROVED, is NOW DEAD
Testimonial of the Fake Concern
Which Will Contain No Men
ton of Ultimate Result.
by FINANCE.

There is one less patient to which
the Oxydonor selling force can refer
The credulous. The death of one of
the examples of curative properties
~ Oxydonor occurred within the
past week. II was claimed only a
few weeks ago that she had been
Greatly improved by the Oxydonor
treatment after the doctors had given
up her case as hopeless.
When the Oxydonor salesman first
called my attention to this case the
Oxydenor had been In use for a couple
OF weeks and the Improvement had
been marked, so he said The case
had puzzled the physicians and there
had been some disagreement on it,
The OXydonor salesman. of course,
made no diagnosis, taking an entire
~ unscientific statement of the case
and prescribing Oxydonor with the
wonderful results that | have already
mentioned. The Improvement did not
continue long enough to do the patient
very much good, however.
OF course the testimonial will be
just as good as ever because the fact
of the death will be carefully omitted
when the case Is cited to convince
those who doubt the statements of
An interesting story In connection
with the invention of Oxydonor came
TO my attention the other day and
while cannot vouch for 1t, 1t is really
too good TO keep.
It seems that DR. Sanche, the great
beneiactor to mankind at $50 per
bcnefaction, while walking In his gar
zen, happened to break the top off
AN onion. He was experimenting at
that time on his theories about the
transmission of temperatures and at
mosr heric influences and when, a few
hours later, he returned TO his gar
demand found the onion top wilted In
the hot sun, he determined in a fash
OF intuitive genius that he would try
an experiment with Il.
Carefully tying string around the
onion top which he placed upon the
back fence where the sun was much
hotter than II was on the ground
where this momentous onion top had
been lying, he buried the other end
Of the string in the ground and would
you believe II. after only an hour, the
onion top was completely revived,
fresh and green, as when II was first
snapped of. But for the fact that
wandering cat knocked the apparatus
off the fence before the next observa-
ton il is believed that the onion top
would have grown another green onion
10 take the place OF the one from
which IL had been untimely cut OFF.
Thus was discovered the principle
of the Oxydonor. the principle that
enables suffering humanity TO attach
a piece of nickel-plated gas-pipe filed
with an inert mass, to his ankle by
copper wire and cure itself OF all the
ills TO which mortal flesh is heir!
can hardly wait until spring TO
try this experiment for myself. I do
not like onions, but It should work
fully as well on potatoes or lettuce or
beets and think OF the possibilities.
by this simple experiment. II II IL
only verified in further demonstra.
lions, DR.. Sanche has solved not only
he problems of keeping well, but also
the problem Of the cost of living
which has been so persistently before
lh public.
! am glad TO see that for some rea-
son or other. awakened conscience,
on the part of the INSCRIPTIONS news
rapers, peevishness on the part OF the
OXydonor advertising men who ex.
Pected protection for the fake In the
rews columns of the sheets that have
been receiving so much advertising