The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1912-05-10
LOCAL ANAN|AS CLUB
HOLDS ITS MEETING
R00SEvELT'S ORGANIZATION
GIVEN RECOGNITION.
Pascagoula Humorlst Psrps.
tratss Amusing Minutes OF
Imaginary Session That A.
fords Pleasing Reading.

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excellent ability and vivid Imagina
tion, and tilis fact comes to light ID
the amusing minutes of . meeting
that the imaginary Pascagoula Ana
MAS Club recently held. This meet
Ing Is written up by Fred W. Anes
Jr., In a very entertaining style. and
affords pleasing reading, II not taken
too seriously.
Mr.. Ames' contribution to the page,
Of hunOr Is as fUll0ws:-
The PascagOula Ananias club held
its monthly meeting In their clut
rooms.
After the call of the meeting 10 or
der by the chief stupendu0ur auania.
shark, The roll was called, twenty
seven Ananiases answering ''presrnt.'
The minutes Of the last meeting were
then read and adopted after making
one correction. The statement that
Ananias Red Fish had left In bis
locker half bOttle of Murray Hill
was made to read empty bottle, the
bottle being produced as circumstan.
tial evidence.
The committee appointed to inves.
tigate prevalent rumors reported a
follows. UnnittiKated Ananias Green
Trout repOrtcd that his COMMITTEES
had thoroughly investigated the ru.
NOR concerning the building Of = Via.
duct over the ''inash" In front OF Del.
mas avenue, said, his COMMITTEES
found this runner and the viaduct To
be without foundation.
Ananias CrOaker reported that biz
committee had Investigated the ru.
NOR regarding the dnding Of q "Blind
Tiger" at the river front. Marshal
Gautier being interviewed pronounced
this story rank exaggeration Of facts.
Nothing was found save an empty
beer keR and sardine can.
Ananias Cat Fish said, that the
rumOr stating that invitations had
been issued requesting a limited mum.
Der OF friends present At u blouse
Warming" was erroneous az the
Health Law" does not permit two or
more parties using the same stein at
the same time. The Invitations read
"stay at home"
After the report of the committees,
the club was highly entertained by
an excited debate OF the query: IRE.
solved, That the statement made by
a lady a few weeks ago In Lame that
the woman's clubs were developing
our port, was and is a statement OF
facts" The affirmative won. The
negative protested Is 1t was proven
that I've OF the six judges were mar.
ried men and consequently had = pro-
found respect for their wives clubs.
After the debate Chief Ananias ap
pointed committees TO Investigate the
following rumOrs:
Tbots Udv Nuuuu xotdUu udu OCe0
sold to New York Vaudeville Com.
pany.
Second: That the Pm. P. N. R.R.
intended putting on new cars 10 the
near future.
Third: Tie City Council Was nego.
tiatiDg with a party Ut Hot Air CAPT.
talists aud there is much hope" OF a
yearly steamer from the South Pole
touching our port
Fourth: That Hon. Oscar w. Tn.
derwood would get the Democratic
nomination.
Ananias Founder then read an OK.
tremely interesting and nuchly appre.
ciated paper regarding the history OF
the Pecan Industry In Jackson county
during the palloxuic age, applause
much applause, yells, when the meet.
ing adjourned, unanimously, unex.
pectedly aod preclpitstely with the
drst fall OF the buog starter in the
rear room.