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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
JOURNAL ENTRIES

A popular man has to work over
time to keep that way.
4 4
No wonder some babies cry all the
louder when some people sing TO
them.
Lifelike photographs of themselves
wouldn't make much of a hit with
most people.
Everybody is anxious for a new deal
IN hopes that he'll get little the best
of it.
Nothing is more ludicrous than to
near a man attempt to explain some
thing he knows nothing about,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
ON THE SPUR
OF THE MOMENT
By ROY K. MOULTON

The Subject Eternal.
= hey harp upon il every day
And have for decades past,
OF all the campaign arguments,
1t is the first and last.
1t hangs around like Banquo's ghost
And won't be scared away.
1t is the thing they argue most
Throughout the entire fray.
Nobody understands it well
And most folks not at all,
But still 1t is the subject on
which all the speakers bawl.
They've fought it out for years and years
They argued day and night;
But still 1T doesn't seem as though
They'll ever fix it right.
They're at it once again this year,
They will forget it never,
or men may come and men may go,
But the tariff goes on forever.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
EAKSAS COMMENT

-D- 80 iHOANTMENT FOR HAYWOOD
W. WIilla l d. Haywood cannot conn
Ri1in OF the manner of his arrest n,
~ I'm In sunday He was treated with
- nlI ene consideration the officers of the
with Sar possloiy give him, probably
49,, Adr more consideration tbar he
would have accorded oro 20 man a., ~
Gu capitalists" Instead - Ine -
mn rutnlessly and clannipo- tI'. S.-sss
go N; uank dungeon as soon as 49,,
4 -. MN within their inrisdIotto,s
,,,,...t.iI OF the law permitted hin,
until in g.. Itperty for several hours.
1ncn III hact they were certst,, -. -
quite nnished up the little nri,ia ~ ne Ia nau
less tnat mad brought bi,lo ~. .. Dus
CA-usetIs' the same being The so,,-..-s :.
apooA eXhortation to ma ,,o-s,,,.,
On general strike becansa tba
without triaI 70 deliver up to them
eLout tr1al two men who 60 -.
Suseu OF murder. This Chez. - a.
ms say must have grate5 49,, - ilss
opoH nay WOODS nerves. but an ,.a,,.
60. VI MS arrest must hav. 49, e.
rraba more displeasing. He vss ar
: +aet ~ ninety and whirled away IN
TAXI which must have -. ' ~ -
one since he mistook 81 60 Boou
anu being arraigned was nro,I-Is., ~, ~
go on 1900 bond. Havvvooot50 ply re-
vas given precisely the sanoa IA sioIs'
atlon accorded the presiden. ~ -
- Ss, w ooien company vvbe,, .bot
man. like the head of the I1 ILL IL
was arrested on a conspirac,, 49, W.
IN connection with the I.awreyco la saas,s -
II must be great disappointn,s,I. -
nay Wooo not to be able to noe -.
martyr denied the boons Of libort,. as
Tree speech in a free counfr, a."
ways is disappointment to q r,a ~ az
OF the l. w. w. when he runs aSaiDet
pubic refutation of his lie sbo,,t .lss
lrnpossio1lity of obtaining a se, -
deal from the police and the co,,o,t
But sorrow should weigh doubi,, vs. -,
haywood because, when bs1sd ,..tn 81
court, he had just finished +iraSo
against those NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. r.
Press. oie rree
SUBJECTS FOR THE GUuIOTINE
You may steal cheat. burpIarI-o
commit murder or other fendisb crime
ana all you need to do to get ont is
70 get few witnesses and ernerts -
testlIy that at about the critical 49,
Inenl OF your diabolical existence vo,,
were acting queerly. all of which nnSt
Dc admitted, and you were not resnon-
slple. We propose the guillotfne ~, an
VINO take this babyway of ESCAPING inst
punishment for exhibitions Of Of brn,ai
NY and depravity.-Independ Re
porter. h@s-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
Word Curiosifies.

Little Elois-What is the mind, Elmer?
Little Elmer-The mind is somethin
that turns round and round in your head
and make up stories.
Little Lola's mother was so hoarse one
morning that she could scarcely speak
Mamma" said Lola, I'm sorry you've
got such a sore voice"
Small Carrie was visiting in the country
and while on a tour of investigation she
came across a potato vine on which
there were number of bugs.
Grandma" she said upon her return to
the house, there's a lot of flies over by
the barn with striped blazers on"
Small Harold complained of having a
fever, and persuaded his mother to let bin
stay at home from school. Later he asked
permission to go out and play.
why, I thought you had a fever, Har-
old?' she said in reply.
$50 have, mamma" he explained.
but it's the baseball fever-"-ChicaSo
News
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
HOME NEWS WHILE AWAY.

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away from home during the summer
may have the paper mailed regularly
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ten cents a week or thirty cents a
month fby rail only. Address
changed as often as desired. While
out OF town the State Journal VIII be
tn you like a deily letter from home.
Advance payment is requested ON
these short time subscriptions. to save
bookkeeping expenses.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

Now comes the suggestion that
black-birds can be exterminated by
eating them in pie. Not so long ago a
similar suggestion was made to rid
the country of sparrows. But the
people did not take o the latter sug-
gestion with much enthusiasm, nor
are they likely to do so in respect to
the blackbirds
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

General Nogis method of showing
his grief over the death of his en-
peror was no more peculiar than the
will be left behind He bequeathed his
body to a medical college with the
proviso that his hair, teeth and nails
be formally inferred in a grave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

by lightning. The agricultural depart
ment declares that no tree is immune
from lightning But how does this
profound determination assist any one
in these United States on his way, or
tend to reduce the cost of living.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

If you are not becoming interested
by this time in the forthcoming ball
games for the championship of the
United States and the world, consult
physician. There is something the
matter with Won
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

That prediction of the weather bu-
reau that the midsummer weather has
gone to stay seems to be a most
reasonable one for this time of the
year. Nor would the weather bureau
be taking much of chance if it pre-
dicted some cold wether for the mid
winter season
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
FULL LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

The State Journal IL q member of the
Associated Press and receives the full day
telegraph report of that great news or
sanitation for the exclusive afternoon
publication in Topeka
The news is received in The State Jour-
TOEa-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

In order to help along the universal
peace movement, the French have in
vented new armor plate which will
lender a battleship less vulnerable to
shell fire, and mark a new epoch in
naval shin building
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
Caught on the Fly.

Mr.. Sherman would like to have the
public pay a little attention to him Well,
the public is paying just as little atten
ton to him as possible.
The River Nile is said to be a million
years old. 1t is almost old enough to be
added to J. Pierpont Morgan's collection
of antiques.
This would be a great season for con-
gressmen and senators to go abroad for
their health, returning about November 1.
One consoling thought is that the Old
time campaign glee club is gradually
grower scarcer and scarcer.
lie score to date: Nat Goodwin 4;
Lillian Russell 4.
The only great publication in this coun
try that Is taking no sides in the pres1-
dental fight is the Congressional Record.
Gondolas propelled by motors are being
used in Venice. One advantage is that Il
motor does not smoke cigarettes
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
DAFFYDuS
BIT U. NOALL-

When a saloonkeeper dies do they
pass around the bier?
(Throw him in the river. He's the
guy that put the rib in ribbon.)
Is Fleeing the public a skin dis
ease?
Ct heard different
In an animal romance on the plains
does the antelope?
Chem is harsh words, Neu.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

Great news for the universal peace
enthusiasts of a certain type. Experts
in the premises declare that the
United States must materially increase
its navy if it is going to- be in a posi-
ton to defend properly the Panama
canal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

Birds of feather flock together. John
L Sullivan has taken the stump to
whoop it up for Colonel Roosevelt.
Neither does old John drink anything
nowadays that is stronger than milk
and water.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

Nor is it at all likely that the rank
and file of the people in this country
will worry much over the scrap that
Is on because the railroads charge
more to haul champagne from the east
to the west than they do from the
west to the east
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
IFrom the New York Press.1

The devil was right on his job when he
founded the institution of cooks.
Knowing that you are old seems to take
more sense than anybody not young has
The only heavy money bags are when
you are carrying them for somebody else
man can never understand why It
takes money to run house just the way
it does an automobile.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

Mary Garden. the song bird. has
created a perfect furore among the
fair ones of Paris with a Thoroughly
novel hat of the felt variety. And no
wonder! 1t is said to present the ap-
pearance of a cross between the head
gear of a Spanish priest and that of
a French mail coach driver. Pre-
sumably, all the women, the world
over, who are clever at such things
know exactly just what the hat looks
Hike
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

w. A. Munson, "A years cd. of Mound
City. this state, by entering the state
university this fall as student. is at
least modest enough to put into theory
the practice thta one is never too old
to learn
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

All of the experts who have looked
into the matter seem to be getting
around to the idea that improper food
and drink, developed in pastures by
climatic conditions are responsible for
the fatal horse malady has has been
working out in Kansas and other
states. And improper food and drink
is responsible for most of the ills 10
which human flesh is heir
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

With so much free space for opera
ton, it does seem that collisions in
the air are accidents that could easily
be avoided by aviators with the ex-
ercise of just a little care.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

After an exhaustive investigation the
federal department of agriculture IS
iii a position to deny the contention
OF the ancient philosophers that GER
tain kinds of trees, like the aspen,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

That French aviator who scared in
the air to a height of 1882 feet, also
failed to take advantage OF his oppor-
tunity to execute a record breaking
fall
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19

The National Association estimates
that there should be one such school
for every $4,000 population. especially
in cities.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
FROM OTHER PENS

HOME RULE FOR ALI, BRITAIN.
Home rule for Ireland alone is not
the ultimate goal towards which tine
present British government is striving.
On the contrary, Irish home rule Will
be merely the .orerunner of an slsI.-
crate federal system which will male
nome rule general throughout the
United Kingdom This is ac-
cording to Winston Churchill,
VINO has elaborated the oft-re-
peated proposal that there shail be
local parliaments for England, Scot
land and Wales. as well as Ireland,
and has worked out plan which he
conf1ded to political audience the
other day Not four local parliaments,
out ten or twelve, is Mr.. Churchilis
plan for providing real self-goveTn-
ment for all parts Of the British Isles.
For this purpose he would divide Eng
land into legislative districts giving
one parliament to the London metro
politan area, another to Yorkshire, a
third to Lancashire, a fourth to the
Midland counties, and so on. OPPOSE
ton to the Churchill plan, which
seems to be the ministerial plan. ma
terialized as soon as it had been
preached. That was to be expected
from the Unionist party, and the Union
ist press, which is already referring to
the scheme as a step back to the days
of the heptarchy." Undoubtedly there
will be many other Englishmen not
prominently identified with the polit.-
cal opposition at Westminster who VIII
also oppose so sweeping a change. Be
tween advocates and opponents once
the question gets started, II IS ll&e.y
to arouse the nation as it has seldom
been aroused before. Americans VIII
follow the discussion with close atten-
ton. Americans believe thoroughly ln
the federal system, which they know
has been a success in this country. IL
is also succeeding in Canada and Aug
traIia. purely British colonies, which
are furnishing plenty of object les
sons for the mother country.-Cincin-
natl Tim -Sfaw.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
According to uncle Abner.

NANCOA0AA-&S W kAUaCEs
There are a lot of political experts who
can't make a Twin at it or anything else
A new silk dress attracts a lot of re- :
marks from all the women In any town
under 5000.
1t seems as though the Declaration OF
independence should have>be signed at
Every time hardened bachelor bats an
eye in the direction of any eligible WON
an the gossips kin all hear wedding bells
ringing in the distance
Every Teller at the resort had proposed
70 MISS Pansy Tibbitts exceptin' one, and
she is waiting to land him so she kin
come home with a batting average of
Some young women are born foolish and
others go out riding in canoes with moon
eyed Romeos.
hero gifts along all right until some
pody name scent seegar after him. Then
it is all off.
The most foriorn critter I know of is a
lot to buy an oatmobiIe and then hasn't
got enough money to run it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
GOOD BTsINEss.


Record breaking crops" says r. g
Dun & co.'s financial agency IN its week
ly report. record breaking production or
iron. steel copper and other products
have created a conviction that the a1-
vance toward complete restoration OF m
dustriaI and mercantile prosperity -
sure and permanent. The principal OBJ
stacles to that advance are not alsputss
over economic theories, but shortages IN
money in labor and in transportation
facilities" In other words, politics even
in the height OF the campaign IS not IN
terfering with active business operations
in the Slightest degree. The only things
that keep business from being more acn|e
even than il is are lack Of money ia *
of labor and lack of transportation tacil-
ties But a year ago at TINS uule t -
country had as much money, as Inucn "a
Dor and as ample transportation Iacilltle9
as II has now. What this comes TO- mere
fore. is that the revival of Industry Is ;"
complete that il taxes the nauon r.
sources to meet its demands And ~ Ina, tnat
since 1906. what does Il spel?-Duiutn
Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
Canpaign Scandals

Roosevelt wore side whiskers when he
attended Harvard. ~
Hi Johnson used to play a mandolin
in a college glee club
Tom Marshall once voted for a RenI1h
ncan for coroner
Big Built Aft used to eat peppermint
drops in church.
Woodrow Wilson is very fond of pickled
tripe for breakfast.
Sunny Jim Sherman once read a copy
of the London Times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-19
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
DISPENSE WITH GLITTER,
GERMAN DEMOCRATS CRY
Social Party In kais.r's Territory Are
Making Vigorous Campaign 10 In.
crease Membership Ia Rcichsiag
Next Friday
United Press Service

United Press Service
BERLIN, Jan. l0.-"Away with gilt
tering uniforms In the army and
navy" This Is the slogan OF the social
democrats who are making a yigor-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
RAILROAD HELPS FARMERS
To GROW BARLTY As FOoD

SDcoial to Tho Herald
PORTLAND. Jan. l0.--The South
crn Pacific traffic department will en-
courage farmers In the Willamette
valley and Western Oregon to grow
barley az feed for dairy stock and
to fatten hogs and cattle.
To farmers who will plant an acre
or two cxperimeatally, the railroa I
company offers TO supply the seed.
Tho agricultural college recon
aends barley rs a stock feed. belley-
ing that when grown extensively Il
will become as valuable for that pug.
pose here as corn Is In the Middle
Wcst.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
This IS NOtAfire Sale

Pat '.c whore We need money, aud
need 10 soil about $500 worth Of
GOODS slightly damaged by the wealth
90 OF thc past two wpks.
Som. goods at Hfty cents on the
dollar.
Such as sweet potatoes at Two cents
per pound; Squash ~ one cont and a
half.
Bananas at i5c aud 25c per dozen
Celery at SC per bunch.
Lots Of things In proportion.
Ana while you read our prices re-
mcmbcr that We are agents for Fort
klamath fresh creamery butter at
7jc per roll.
Strictly first class.
Yours for business and service,
9-2t THE FULTON MARKET
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
A NNO UNC EMENT

The WHITE PELICAN ORCHES-
IRA wishes to annOucc to the
pleasure seeking public that this
organization will give SOCIAL.
DANCES every Saturday night In
Houston's Opera House for the
remainder. Of the season. Next
Saturday night after the perform
ance OF the Raymond Teal Com
pany the initial dance will be
given. flusic by six piece orchestra
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
SrIrE FENCES OF TREES
LATEST Ar CROWN CITY
Folks Who Have suffered by Neigh.
Tors Planting blue Gums Tryiny
Ia Get city Ia Take Action WI IL.
strict Their Use

UHitcd Press Service
PASADENA Calf. Jan. To- Blue
gum trees are the latest thIng-.n spite
fences here. and the "spltcd' have
asked Park superintendent Albrccht
To do something that will compel the
people next door" from keeping the
long. lean. hungry-looking" trees on
the property lines.
Albrecht asks that an ordinance be
passed preventing anyone from plant
ing these trees in such a manner as tO
interfere with nelghboring lots.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
EDITORS GO To ROUNDUP
IN BODY, Is PLAN MAKING
oregon Scribblcrs Who Convent In
Portland Next Fail May he Taken
In Special Train to Great Western
Couclaye for Two Days

Special TO The Herald
PORTLAND. Jan. l0.--oregon d.
itors will visit the Pendleton Roundup
next fall in body.
The plan is to take the scribcs by
special train from Portland. whore the
annual convention will be held. to
Pendleton for the two final days OF IN
celebration. On the Sunday following
the editors will probably be guess at
Hot Lake.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
HARD ON SCRAppERS VINO
ARE IN aMETEuE CLASS
New Rulph Administration in san
Francisco Declares That I'ugs' MaN.
imum Reward Must he si5 Trophy.
Instead of large Dollars
United Press Service

United Press Service
SAN FRANCISCO. Jan. To- Four
round promoters here will have 70
obey the trophy law under the new
goiph administration, according Ia tu
announcement by Chairman Oscar
Hooks Of the police commission. ua-
der penalty OF revocation Of amateur
bouts.
Some OF the amateurs" have re-
ceiyed "a much as 5000 for their ap-
pCarance. Under the now order NJ
things they are prohibited from rc.
,elyiug anything more than 81
trophy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10

1gs campaign TO increase their mows
nusbip Iu the RcirtstaE at uoNt Frl-
day election.
The social democrats declare that
poug man yaunut AFFORD TO become an
oUytr In The army or navy because o'
Juc great expense cuta,lcd In buying
informs and gold lace. Thry propose
To- PASS law which viii force the
adoption OF plalner uniforms aud toui
to drive society mon out ~ military
life.
The German socialists however orr
not necessarily "antsuilitarlsts
They arc IN favor ot compulsory
military service for 0bly-bodIcd men,
but they would reduce the length 90
service aud rcorganlIo tho national
defense upon democratic fouuda,
t,on and basis
None ~ the parties rested yc,tcr-
day. There were meetings all over
Germany and again tonight High
cost Of living and labor disturbances
are furnishing good campaign ma.
lor.al Tor the socialists, who today
sounded removed warnings that the
government would atte.upt 10 increase
the army and navy, n the coalition uf
iho conservative parties called thc
Black Blue bloc" Is returned 20
powrr
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
DINE RETAINED
BY DIVORCE OMAN
WHEN BROUGHT INTO COURT ON
SUPPLEMENTARY PROCEED
INGS TO PAY JUDGMENT HAD
BY WIFE

Attorney c. c. Brewer for Mrs.
Pearl NJ. Courtney. who secured a d.
vorce some time ago from Samuel l..
Courtney. with the custody OF two
minor children. had Courtney appear
before Judge Henry L. Benson today.
Supplementary proceedings to attach
his property had been Instituted In
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
CHILCOTE 6 RICE
,EAL ESTATE INSURANCE

NTNTi ESTHIE = INSVNNNVE
WE MAKE a SPECIALITY Of close
In property and good farm lands. No
trouble 10 show property. Prompt at.
tention yigen all inquiries. A few
good houses Tor rent. II you want to
buy or sell II will pay you 20 see Us.
Next to American Hotel. Phone GGi
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10

,naul cities, stopping but one nlsh,
l'"ro. however tho pause of three
uIFhta means lcaa expense to tho com.
rauy. ao 81 viii bo the npos. ,llma,
zenith and plnuacl" oi the prlc. llsi
After the show saturday nigh, aud
over, Saturday nisht thereafter. tn
White Pelican orchestra viii give .
dane" NJ the th~atcr.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-01-10
MONKEYS KEEPER SLASHED
By ANGRY BRUTE's FANGs
Giant Simian Attacks Man, Tearing
and shredding His Boldly. Until
Head Custodian Knocks Brute I'm.
conscious With Mace
United Press Service

Los ANGELES. Jan. i0.--His en-
tire body slashed by the fangs OF a
giant monkey. with which he battled
until rescued. Moses Glass. animal
keeper at a local amusement park, lies
ut q hospital here today In serious
condition. his throat furrowed with
half-inch deep gashes. his entire body
torn and shredded.
The animal sprang upon him when
he entered the cage to give II its daily
bath.
Headkeeper Hcndee knocked the
monkey unconscious with q mace.