The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-21

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CHICAGO - Coroner's jury
found Henry Spruck Won Armen-
thai, brother of German baron,
committed suicide by shooting
himself at the close of drunken
spree lin dependency because
Mrs. Frances Rosenblatt refused
to marry him because of his
drunkenness.
VANCOUVER, B. G. - After
taking a patent blood-purifying
medicine in liberal quantities,
William Belislas was overcome
by drowsiness and fell asleep in
the street. He was fined So and
then found someone had taken
his SAP pay check while he slum-
bered.
The Feminine Dig.
The Brother-She's got lovable
eyes, kissable lips, a hugable
shape and hOIdable hands.
His Sister-Yes, and she's got
removable hair, adjustable hips,
colorado brows and a transfer
able complexion.
PORTLAND, Ore.-A patrol
man for one day the honor was
too much for Oscar Rudd. He
celebrated so heavily, according
to the chief of police, that he was
unable to report for duty.
SndI SCS WcTe lllCo against hin.
REDDING, Cal. - Because his
wife went to a dance without
him, George Sergeant, a brake
man, followed, danced with her
and then went home and drank
a glass of bedbug poison. His
troubles are done.
A Complete Schooling.
Fond Mother-Willie, where
did you learn to swear like that?
Young Hopeful-Pa's shaving,
uncle's golf, grandpa's motor and
your parrot.-Lfe.
SAN FRANCISCO-W. D.
Dwyer and his horse were in
stantly killed when the animal
baked on a railroad track. Dwyer
chung to the halter too long.
HANFORD, Cal. - Huns ryl
hens burned the home of r. L.
Wachob and almost cost the lives
of his two little children. Wa
chob dropped some matches and
the hens pecked at them. When
he returned his house was in
ashes. Neighbors saved the
children.
Opera at Home.
Oldtimer-Is your married life
one grand, sweet song?
Newlywed - Well, since our
baby's been born it's been like an
opera, full of grand marches, with
loud calls for the author every
night.-Tit-Bits.
LOS ANGELES-Los Angeles
will have no municipal bullring. |
Mayor Alexander today declined |
the offer of Mexican syndicate
of matadors to stage bullfights |
here, giving the city Five per
cent of the gross"
One Exception.
Patience-They say that misery
loves company.
Patrice-Not always.
"Why?"
ibid you ever have on a pair
Of tight shoes when the parlor
was full of company?''-Yonkers
SANTA ANA, Cal.-Ministers'
baseball team defeated the school
teachers nine by score of IS to
80. Four innings were played.
Two thousand persons saw the
game and paid as many dollars to
charity. Rev. Paul Wright
famed IL pedagogues.
PORTLAND, Ore.-Demanding
an increase in wages from s1.75
to s2.25 a day, $50 laborers en-
ployed by the Portland Railway,
Light &c Power Co. struck here
today. This brings the total of
strikers up to 800.
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