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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
The Usual Way.

these congressman are just the
same about one thing as another,
complained the constituent.
"How is that?" we asked.
"Well, kept trying to get the post
office here, but finally had to accept
a package of pumpkin seeds, and wher
had planted them they turned Out
to be peas"
After arriving at an understanding
of the relative proportions of what he
got and what he thought he received
and what he originally wanted. 1t wai
not SO hard to understand him.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
A Puzzler.

Mrs. Gaddy-There are some distinc-
lions in life which are very puzzling
: to me.
Professor Pundit-Like what. for in
stance?
Mrs. Gaddy-When you write every
thing bad and mean in mans life
in book for everybody to read, 1t is
biography, but when you Just tell the
same things to a few people on a
front porch, it's gossip.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
my grandfather's."

my grandfather's."
And his name was?"
"Why-why, Mr. Keith, actually |
do not know. 1t may seem strange,
but-but cannot even tell the names
of my parents; cannot remember
either my father or mother Oh, do
not know why should tell you all
this! Who are you, really? Why dc
you ask me such Questions?"
He leaned forward. touched by the
woman's emotion.
Miss Maclaire," he said gravely. Il
am not prying into your life needless
! ly, but am endeavoring to serve you
as we'll as others. Hawley may in
| deed possess papers of great value
but If so they were not found by &C
cident, but stolen from the body of q
murdered man. These papers may
possibly refer to you, but If SO Haw
| ley himself does not believe 1.-THE
has simply chosen you to impersonate
the right party because of your phys
ical resemblance"
Resemblance to whom?"
ITO young woman, Miss Hope.
But how do you know this? Why
should you be interested? Are you 9
detectiveP"
mo, | am not detective, but
cannot explain to you my interest.
am trying to serve you. to keep yor
from being drawn into plot"
Rather to keep me from learning
the truth, Mr.. Jack Keith" she burst
forth. rising to her feet Indignantly
You are here trying to prejudice me
against Mr.. Hawley. He is your enc
my, and you have come to me stab
bling him in the back for revenge
That is your interest Well, am 20
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
Cannot Cast tho Future.

A man may presume to know much
of what is passing, but he dare not
predict what part of the passing show
shall disappear. as fashion does. in
time. 1t must follow, as no man can
pretend to place his finger unerringly
on Just that particular part, then no
man can begin to tell Just what man
or woman living today will be reveret
In time to come.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
ShreWd.

An economical young man who was
much bored by the requests of tickle
young ladies to return their photos,
decided upon desperate measures to
put stop to the unnecessary expendi-
ture of time and postage.
He announced his intention of start
ing a Venus collection to contain the
pictures of the 100 most beautiful
women in the world. and now the girls
never ask for their pictures.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
The Wise Bride.

Yes, the girls gave the bride Q
commiseration shower"
What in the world Is that?"
why, they all told her how sorry
they were she was going to marry
such man as the coming bride,
groom"
THAT must have hurt her feelings"
mo, 1t didn't, She knew there
wasn't a girl there who wouldn't have
given her eyes to get him!"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
When the Eco Is Laid.

Patience-The hen never counts
her chickens before they are Matched.
Patrice-But you must remember
she does a whole lot of cackling.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
Knew HIs Man,

Gibbs--I called yesterday to Dor
row ten dollars. but you were not In
Dibbs--Yes was. l was In ten dol
lara.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inHamma,
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle,
Adv.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27

There's many slip 'twixt the ak
and the chip.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
Resinol clears
away pirnples

DATHE your face for several
minutes with hot water and
Resinol Soap and very gen.
thy apply a little Resinol Oint-
ment. In a few moments wash
off again with more Resinol Soap
and hot water, finishing with a
dash of cold water to close the
pores.
Do this once or twice a day,
always using Resinol Soap for toilet
and bath and see how quickly
pimples and blackheads vanish, and
your skin becomes clean, clear and
velvety.
Resinol is also most effective for
itching skin troubles.
Your druggist sells Resinol Soap (25c)
and Ointment (50c), or mailed on receipt
of price. Resinol Chemical Company,
Baltimore, Md.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27
And He Was.

81 was to come on the stage stealth
lily, and say Hist" explained the
iedgling actor.
and
"And 7 said it, and I was" he
nournfully concluded.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-09-27

TLeAANG1e,e>G1
The Washington times., 1912-11-15
P'RESDENT.ELECTTO
ATTEND DINNER Of
/ PRINCETON CLASS
Woodrow Wilson Will Make
First Public Appearance
Since Victory Tonight.

PRINCETON. N. j.. Nov. 15.-Pres1-
oent-elect Wilson was scheduled to
make his first appearance In New York
since his election when he arranged to
go to that city this afternoon to at
tend the banquet OF his class. Prince
ton, '79, tonight at the University Club.
The governor violated his early to
oed' rule last night in order to pack
his grips for his vacation. After leav-
Ing here today he did not expect to
return until the middle OF December.
He planned to spend the night in New
York city.
With Mrs. Wilson. the Misses Jessie
and Eleanor Wilson. his stenographer.
Charles Sven and Mrs. Sven, and two
servants, he will leave New York Sat-
urday 'ur a months rest
President-el Wilson didn't get much
sleep last night, as he stayed up until
! o'clock this morning packing his
trunks for his vacation trip. which be-
gins tomorrow.
Many OF the governors old friends
came to town with the crowd that Is
coming in on all trains for the Yale
Princeton football game tomorrow.
Cleveland II. Dodge, OF New York, and
Peter ]. Hamilton, of Mobile. Ala.
both classmates OF the governor. and
Henry B. Thompson. a university trus-
tee, called.
The Washington times., 1912-11-15
JOHNSON IS FREE
IN $4,000 BAIL
Mother and Real Estate Man
Sureties For Colored
Pugilist.

CHICAGO. Nov. 15.-After a weeks
sojourn behind the bars. Jack Johnson.
heavyweight champion. was released
from the Cook county jail.
When Federal Judge Carpenter con-
vened court, Attorney w. G. Anderson.
for the colored man, presented the
names Of Matthew S. Baldwin, a Chi
cago real estate man. and Mrs. Tiny
johnson. the prisoners mother. as
surety for the $4,000 bail demanded by
Judge Lands.
Assistant United States District At
torney Parkin declared the new bond
to be sa tisfactory, and Judge Carpenter
Immediately ordered Johnson's release.
Parkins declared he would ask no fur
ther bond from the pugilist on the later
indictments returned, charging violation
Of the Mann white slave act.
The Washington times., 1912-11-15
Washington .agles
To Conduct Dan-

Washington Asrie. No. 125, Fraternal
Order of Eagles, will hold It's monthly
informal dance at Eagles Hall. Tuesday
night.
Thursday night. December 5. will DC
election night. officers for 1913 being
named.
attending the bazaar now being given
by Alva Aeric in Alexandria. 1t closes
November 23
The Washington times., 1912-11-15
Friedlander Br0S.' Removal
Sale Now in Full Swing
Entire Stock Must Be Closed
Out in a Few Weeks. The
Greatest Sacrifice Ever
Known Of Mems and
Young Mems Winter Cloth
ing. Prices Cut Squarely
In Half.

After being established for nearly a
quarter century at 9th and f streets.
Friedlander Bros. have been forced out
OF their building, and must dispose of
their entire stock of fall and winter
clothing and furnishings at once. This
necessitates a ruthless cutting of prices
on mems suits and overcoats of the
newest style and most reliable quality,
for Friedlander Bros have determined
upon a clean sweep of every garment in
the house.
This mammoth stock, fresh from the
manufacturers hands, Is now being rap
idly distributed at the greatest savings
over known in the history Of Washing
tons clothing selling. No trouble about
renewing the lease on the building was
anticipated and an immense stock OF
clothing and furnishings was ordered
for this season, before word came that
the firm must vacate the building. With
in the Limited time Of few more
weeks II is absolutely necessary that
the entire stock be cleared out, and to
accomplish this quickly and decisively
prices have been marked on every gar
ment in the house that represent only
about one-half the regular selling fig
ures. 1t Is harvest time for knowing
shoppers to obtain their fall and winter
clothing and furnishings at immense
savings
An Immense assortment of correct
styles offered In mems suits and over
coats, including all the smartest and
most up-to-date novelties in fabric and
color. Coupled WIN unnedTd-Ol low
prices, the advantages are too vitality
important to be missed
Note the tremendous bargain possi-
bilities of these items:
Mems JO-inch Black and Gray Over
coats, worth $lO for A,25; mems $500
overcOats for $3.50; mons SIS overcoats
for $50; mems $500 overcoats for
slO5O; mems SO overcOats for $500;
mems $500 overCoats for 80; mems
slO winter suits for $500; mems 81. so
suits for $6.7S, mems $500 suits for $50,
mems $500 suits for SS.75, mems $40
suits for $40. mems SIS suits for $3.50.
mems s. trousers for sl,9S pair. mems
81 and s. trousers for 1915 pair. mems
$35 Fur-lIned OverCoats so at $l9.75, and
finest quality St, Georges Kersey Over
coats, lined with muskrat fur and trim
med with Persian lamb collar, worth
. $1,000, go for $4,000.
Equally as magnetic values are Of
fered in boys clothing, including boys
"a suits for $1.9S, S. suits for seas, and
$500 suits for s2.9S; boys 81 overcoats
FOR 81. .9S. So overcoats for $2.iS. So over
coats for SOS, sand $40 overcoats for
$500. A.
such marvellous values can last but
a short while-better take advantage of
them ut once. -'''
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
Scientist Brings Hope

world tho suffering
OF Prof Paul Ehrchs
his called e0s salvarsan
sufferers with the loathsome
blow Thousands
victims themselves rather than fight against
the ancient men when deepest the
since Pase with drug that required
six hundred long tedious chemical before evolved
Hence Of Its "sns."
the the his patients
short lived The dramatic reported By the tens Of
Immediately injecting into the human blood
turned be willofhe
The sudden the
enough The patients seemed to be at entirely sound and we'll
the clinics
porting after another The medical
realize the lack the finally
admit that while Ehrh terrible
manifested itself
be Enrich was deIuged with complaints
and
But Ehrlch had
ding after chemical
and divorces other
discovery.
"e14, OF
This number
that Prof Enrich carried
eight combinations farther.
Necsayarsan more
effective and injected without
the body
Nearly two hundred patients have been cured Of the
american city by Ehrichs 94
been encountered There indication
scientist has at last supplied anxious world
cure OF blghting alment
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
Song From the Soul

II remained for woman born deaf mute and blind to
teach patience urge make higher OF great CUTS
to escape deadenng imprisonment OF own selfish
senses to permit environment TO dismay no conditions
TO bind us, obstacles TO battle.
Helen Keller, deaf blind has nevertheless found
which her soul communicates with the world about
her, receiving aud giving instruction and inspiration
In spite of her seemingly insuperable disadvantages she
has become highly educated the best OF the word S
has stored her mind with the best learning that science and
literature afford And that learning and the broadening love
and sympShes it strive find expression as the shoot
creeps from seedgem the light And nothing can re-
strain IT,
Born mute she slowly and painfully acquired the power
OF speech Every gained to her than nugget OF
gold She does not use them idly.
And now she has asonshed the savants OF the world by
singing perfect pitch and making speech in English French
and German every word rich appeal to the world Tor hcp Tor
the unfortunate.
who have every advantage praie OF our lack oil
advantages we born perfect conditions. complain OF want
OF chances make good
Helen Keller THE BLIND has more clearly than
have persons who have physical eyes she. THE DEAF
has heard more clearly the peadngs OF the afflicted than have
we who ears she THE MUTE, has spoken more eo-
queny than have who have words TO waste un
accounted
The that is strong be restrained Il knows
no conditions and limits. Though blind. II can Il
will though deaf II hear, il il will though securely bound
silence by congenia burst forth into song
Let who favored take heart.
There is little that is impossible.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

Agnes Repplier has written book in praise OF the cat
There criticism in for Tabby but Miss Repper N
common with unmarried adies--if the tradition be well
foundcd--is fond Of
And eloquent criticism the book comes the
word OF niane paralysis has been found
Springfield Mass and that the must be studied
the possible OF this deadly and mysterious disease
quite possible that the will be found not only
but far IRON harmless II thereby get rid OF nante
paralysis easily spare cats.
Cats have been suspected OF acting carriers Of scarlet
dphthera Passing they do secretly from house
TO house they open TO all sorts of suspicious.
Rats carry the fcas which infect people with bubonic
plague So do ground squirrels and other wild rodents
1t is from these animals alone that threatened by
the BLACK Death"bubonic pague-whch. is menacng
from both shores in every ship that lands.
The Rocky Mountain spotted fever. which has been
fought By the r. Public Health Service for years and
Of which DR. McCntc died the other day amartyr his work
is communicated beings by the wood ticks by which
rodents infested.
There TO be to let the cat off scot free
until il shown be free from ticks And the
Rocky Mountain spotted fever is almost bad disease
bubonic plague.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
HOW GERTRUDE DIES ROCKIES TURNED DOWN A CINCY
MILLIONAIRE AND AN INDIAN RAJAH FOR THE STAGE

Gertrude des Roches has the
Partisan accent az II 10 spoken In
Cincinnati. Her shouldershrup, 90
reminiscent Of the bouievards, was
acquired In Chicago.
she lived In Cincinnati. That
fact In Itself 10 enough 20 rouse the
sympathy Of the strong men Of
Cleveland or ST. Louis. a cineln.
natl man loved her. A Chicago
man wanted 70 book her for the
vaudeville circuits.
"Chooaol" said tho Cincinnati
man. offering wealth. social posi-.
tlon and a mans lifelong devotion.
"Choosol" said the Chicago man.
offering fame. tho entertainments OF
tho stage. and a million dollars a
week.
Gertrude DIES ROchca. whose real
nAmeA we'll. We DO not say II Is
Mary Sullivan. but II isn't Gertrude
doa Hochea=-neaitnted She loved
the Cincinnati man. but the stage
called.
DO not Judge her harahly. She
chose tho stage. And the Cineln.
natl man married the rich widow
N a brewer.
oerfrude's Partisan accent and
shouldcr.shrvg won her Instant
recognition. An bndian ralah--~c
failed 20 catch the acntleman's
nauns. but we are sure " wac not
the sultan Of s~st--vlslilnu Nen
York. was 90 enchanted wisf1 her
beauty, and especially her dazzling.
flashing teeth, that. when she de.
olined 70 join his hsrem, he pre-
scented her with his faverite anklef,
% FURNISHED gold 20 match Ger.
,ruoc's Furnished gold hair and set
With a famous old emerald, and the
Nov York World gave her a full.
page write-vg In the magazine sec
tion.
There was nothing for the yaude-
vile managers 10 do then bat raise
her wages from one 10 two million
dollars a week
Gertrude IL really very pretty
Girl. and a remarkably clever one.
too. Sho IL with the Incubator
Girls nj the Empress theatre this
week. She Esghs when she thinks
81 the Cincinnati man. bat there IN
solaca in two million a week. We
like Gertrude. We would like her
n she called herself Mary sullivan.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
pur LIFE ABOVE GLORY

chunag fishing a Prince Of Chu
him charge OF tho Administration Of
Gnu
chuang turning his head said:
the th
would th rather be dead and have tie remains vcncatcd
be alive az wagxing tail In l5c mndT
replied officials.
bcgDne" chuanE T. WAC
mu
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
Eggplant Big as Melon

DINUBA. Aug. 2s-Gcorge W
Oatcrhout OF this district has
brought 90 the Chamber OF Com
merce rooms perfect eggplant.
which weighs over three pounds.
The vegetable Is about the sizo
OF an ordinary melon.
IL will be prooessed and given q
place in tho exhibit rooms.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
Crazy Twins Weigh 700

Trey Are Sisters ard Break the
Weight Record OF Kentucky
LEXINGTON. Ky. Aug. 39.--Two
os tho largest lunatics aver known
In kentucky were brought 10 the
asylum for the insane here.
Thsy ar~ Lily and Louise Schaig-
man. twin sisters, OF Mayavilie. Ky.
Both became insane al the same
time.
Their aggregate weight Is nearly
100 pounds.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
Honeymoons of Children
Come to End in Court
Youthful Couples Are Separated BY
Judges ard the Marriages
viii BE Dissolved

VIII 8t gtsa0tN'os
BALTIMORE. Nd. Aug zs.--The
shreeday honeymoon OF two boy and
girl couples. whose marriage stirred
court. police aud ministerial circles
here, vas terminated when tho
youthful bridegfooma and one OF the
ahortsklried bride. were brough,
before Judge Williams In the juscn'
iia court
While. BY decision OF the Judge,
tho youthful couples viii be separ.
ased. high court will have 10 be
appealed 20 In order is-sissoiye the
marriages.
The bridegrooms we're Howard ".
Mason. 10. and William Gsbhardt.
IS: the brides were Margaret Ship
10y. Is. and Louisa Barry. ~. YOUNG
Mason. who was wearing long irous-
era for the first time. secured the
marriage licenses undex an assumed
name. giving his age AZ y.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
PLACES TO VISIT

Tell me about Venice"
Coed postcards there"
~ConstantinopleY"
No postcards there"
And Pariag'
Elegant postcards there
Louisville Courier.Journai.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
ON THE OTHER HAND

IT strange to know ,hs American traveller was
when honorable umbrella the hon
raj scissors,
OF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
His offnnsn

What arrested for dcfac-
4 Ing public property"
\ Yes. policeman caught
4 him cutting tho corners. -
4 Woman's Home Companion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

"Firs Quilted IN plant Of IN Bee
leysport Weekly whano. but for
tunateIy IN most valuable part o.
IN equipment WIZ. saved. . large
fiat bed pross rented from a type
supply house"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

Pa. what does Il mean when II
says a man has arrived at years Of
discretion"
IL means. Johnny, that he's too
young 20 die and too old TO have
any fun "--Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

MR. TAFT continues to play golf and as Milton said
trety mediate the thankess Moose-Chcago Trbnne
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

The indian Goes up.

Binga-Thc poor Indian IL no
longer Lo.
Jings--No. Since the Stockholm
athletic test we shall have to call
him Hi.--Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

TO-DAY is the last filing day the progressive ticket
mind-September 7. - - "
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

WE LEARN with amazement that Crooksville Ohio IS
Roosevelt stronghold.-Columbia State.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

started the Same year.
Marvin--is that the colt you got
with your three hundred thousand
tobacco oouponsf he looks old.
Martin--He la. He was born the
year began saving the coupons
fippincott'a Magazine
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

CERTAIN degree Of originality there certainly is in
launching white Progressive party South to the tune
OF John Browns Body"-New York Sun -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

DO you think kissing Ia "a dan
gerous as the doctors sayy'
Well. IL has certainly put an end
70 = good many confirmed bachelors
ut any rate."-~Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
IT pEArs All.

Oldbatch-H does Il seom 70
be blessed With n witef
Lougwcd-t don't know. I'm
merely married.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

1T is reported that Charles G. Gates fhe mui-miIlon
are has his eye on Seattle Jaky Furth better look
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

The Genuine Human Touch.
lis there any real human interest
In this play OF yoursT"
rs thereY There Is real dinner
cooked on the stagcl"--Baltimore
American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29
A Safe Bet,

A Safe Bet.
Shelf fashion makes our
dresses any skimpler ] don't know
what we women will do.
He--I do. You'll wear the dresses.
Boston Transcript.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

SEATTLE postofficc will be closed on Sundavs after
this This is nothing than right There should be one
whole day OF rest for every workngman
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-29

PUTTY GOVERNOR HAY might really draw a crowd
he Illustrated lecture on How to Put the CLAIMS
On, or How to Make Shortages Look Like What They