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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1912-09-27
FIRM FOUNDATION.
Nothing Can Undermine Il in Jasper.

People are sometimes slow to
recognize true merit, and they
cannot be blamed, for so many
have been humbugged in the
past The experience of hun
dreds of Jasper residents, ex-
pressed publicly through news
papers and other sources places
Doan's Kidney Pills on a firm
foundation here.
Alois F. Pfeffer Mil ST.. Jas
per, Ind says: ''Doan's Kidney
Pills worked wonders in my case
and | am grateful for the relief
they brought. | was in poor
health and my back ached most
of the time. At night | could
not lie in one position for any
length of time and sharp twinges
IdarUed through me when | at
tempted to stoop. The secre-
tions from my kidneys caused
me nc end of annoyance. l Of
ten had headaches and dizzy
spells and a tired. languid feeling
|clung to me Nothing | took
seemed to benefit me. The sup
erior worth of Doan's Kidney
Pills was proven when they cur
ed me. Two boxes restored me
to good health"
For sale by all dealers. Price
30 cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buf.
falO, New York, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's--
and take no other.
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Democratic State Ticket.

Governor-SAMUEL VI. RALSTON,
Lebanon.
Lieutenant Cow. P. O'NFILL.
Mishawakwa.
Secretsry of State-LEW G. ELLING-
HAM, Decatur.
Auditor-W. 0. O'BRIEN. lawrence
burg.
Treasurer-W II. VOLLMER, Vim
cennes.
Attorney General-TnOMAs w.
H0NAN, Seymour.
Superinterdent of Public Instrvctior
CHARLES A. GREArHOUsE, Indi.
annapolis.
Statisticau -THOMASW. BROLLEY
North Vernon.
Reporier Of the Supreme Court
PHILIP HOERCHER, Tell City.
udge f the Supreme Coutt First
District JOHN w. SPENCER, Evans
vile.
JndQe Of the Supreme Court. Fourth
Distr ct-RICHARD X. ERWIN, Fort
Wayne.
Judge of the Appellate Court. First
Distrct-JOSEPH II. SHEA, Seymour.
Fer Joint Representative Dubois K Pike
County.
ROBERr KEMP.
For Prosecu ing Attorney.
HARRY W. CARPENTER.
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AMERICAN IN LONDON.

Mrs Miller Graham, who is now
one Of the wealthy hostesses OF
Growenor street, will take the place
Of Mrs. Keppel, who was such a
great favorite Of King Edward. She
Ia tho widow OF a California million
aire and one Of her ball novelties
was a huge watermelon which vaa
rolled into the middle Of Tho room
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1912-09-27
Pol III HAWAII.
This Peculiar Food Is to the Native as
Brocd IS to Us.

Brosd Is to Us.
What bread is to the American OF
European poi IS to the native Ha-
waiian. 10 meal is complete with
out it, and fer tie great majority
of the natives it forms the princi-
pal article of diet. While they prob
ably could at the present time live
without this accustomed dish, the
time once was, before the advent of
the whites to the islands and the in
PRODUCTION of new foods, that life
without It would at least have been
precarious.
Poi is made from the tuberous
root oftae~taro plant, species of
the caladium family, of which the
well known elephant ear plant is
also a member. The tuber, which
averages in size that of a large
sweet potato, is baked and after
ward pounded up with water until a
smooth white paste is obtained
much resembling a wheat tlow
paste, except that the color is !
pale pink or purple, depenoon
upon the variety Of taro used. Thi
paste is allowed to slightly ferment
or sour, when it is ready for -
In olden times each family preparet
its own poi, the work being done by
the men, as in fact were most other
cooking operations. At the present
time poi factories in which machin-
cry grinds the taro and mixes it on
large scale have largely supplant-
ed the old hand method. The Chi
nosc Of The territory have come to
be the leading manufacturers OF the
product. 80
Many OF the white residents OF
the islands cdt poi 20 almost the ex-
tent as the natives, but the taste ~
largely acquired, and strangers scl
dom care for il. Poi has a 'higl
food value, and, since il forme,., ~
principal article OF diet of tho o.
llawoiians. somc persons have cred
tied il with the splendid physical
development Of the race,
Poi was always eutcn from wood.
en- bowls, or c0lNbashoa, and was
conveyed to the mouth by the fin
gers, one, two or three being en-
ploycd, accordmg 20 the consistency
of the food, which also establishes
designation OF one, two or three
finger poi. White poi eaters now
usually employ n fork or spoon in
lieu of fingers, although it is still
common even in the highest fami-
lies 10 give native dinners or luaus,
at which knives and forks are ta-
boocd and fingers only used. There
is as much etiqnette among the Ha-
waiians in eating with the fingers -
with modern table implements, ana
the graceful motion by which n por-
tion of poi is twisted upon the fin
gers and transferred 70 the mouth
would not shock the sensibilities OF
the most refined. An invitation TO
a real luau, at which poi, baked pig.
fish baked in leaves and cocoanut in
various forms form tho principal
part of the menu, is something that
Is always looked forward TO by every
visitor TO Hawaii and alr'r ys pleas
.antly remembered afterward.
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/ Il Am wei"
writes Mrs. L. R. Barker,
of Bud, KY, and can do
all my housework. For
g years | suffered with such
pains, | could scarcely
stand on my feet. After
81 three different doctors had
failed to help me, ! gave
u Cardui a trial. Now, Ifeel
! like a new woman"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1912-09-27

First Sweet Thing Oh, hos aw-
fully gono upon her, dear, assure
you. He's been praising her beauty
20 mo for tho last ten minutes, on.
lorging upon her eyes, her complex.
ion, her mouth
Second Sweet Thing-oh, I dom
think ho could possibly do that, dar'
ling.
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The Woman'S Tonic

A woman's health de- =
pends so much upon her 5
delicate organs, that the
least trouble there affects H
her whole system. 1t is
! the little things that count, E
in a woman's life and
health. If you suffer from
any of the aches and :
4 pains, due to womanIy
q weakness, take Cardui at
4 once, and avoid more seri-
Gus troubles. We urge
y you to try it. Begin today.
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MI. Meanly--It's something dreadful
hy wife is always asking me for mon
y. It's money. money. money. oil tho
fme.
SIR Japson.Whs. whatever does shs
q, with all this money!
Mr.. Meanly-Eh7 Oh. don't know
I haven't given her any yot
The Washington times., 1912-11-03
SMALL WORK EXCLUSIVELY
THAYCR
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

PREMIER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH.
N B-FoliOwing schedule figures published
only as informal ion and are not guarantees.
TRAINS LEAVE WARRINGTON
For Atlanta, Montgomery. Mobile. New
Orleans. $50 a. NJ and lo:S y. N daily.
Yer Chattanooga and Memphis via Ashe.
Willie l0:ib p. IN. daily.
Fvr Atlanta, Columbus, birmingham, s;si
L NJ, and 4:35 p. m. daily Dining cars.
For Atlanta. Admission. Talladega, Calera,
nelma, $50 a. III. and 4:35 p. m. daily, ami
iUr Uniontown, Dcmopolis. Meridian. $50 :.
m daily. Dining cara.
'iror ioanoke. Bristol, Knoxville, Chrtta.
nnora. birmingham. Meridian. Vicksbure.
Nv Orleans, lO:lG p. m. daily. Dining cara
Eor Roanoke, Knoxville. Chattanooga, NASH
yiilc Memphis. 4l0 a. IN. daily. Sleeping car
va N. occupied after 1890 p. m. Dining car
ti'ly Inr Ashevllle, $3.50 a. IN. b:55 D. m.. and
MI f, m daily. Dining cars.
,,kTn. Augusta, Savannah. brunswick, Jack.
am lie. and Florida points. 6:65 .. IN. daily
N.rI Tausist car for California daily except Sun.
eI$, E1r psnville QocaD. 1880 a m. daily.
Enr uarrisonburg. $3.50 a. IN. (parlor car,
dary: 3,SS p. m. parlor carl. and t:40 D, m.
"ISa Fer Charlottesville UocaD. 1880 a m. AMI
@'iS For = Warrent3n. 500 a. M; 100 a. m.; ga
N m. daily 9:35 p. IN. (parlor carr. and l:Ss
p H' " L. 5. BROWN. General Agent
The Washington times., 1912-11-03

BEAUTIFUL rugs woven freIn old CARPETS.
Workmanship the best; satisfaction guar
anteed. WASHINGTON RUG WEAVING
CO.. s3l 9Th st n W. Main +s2e
ALBERT kAHLERT & CO..
improved Rug Weaving and Carpet Cleaning
ks2 Maryland ave S W. ph. " s03S
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FOR lighthouses,
Unfurnished.
VIM. II. SAUNDERS & CO..
Southern building. so7 10th ST. n. ".
uNFURNIsHED HOUSES

iGl2 II. !. ave-, Il4OJ Belmont. 81.
l2r. b..........StGG G1I b, .,...,....,....s32.bO
Iowa circle. I5r 203t list, 7r. b..... $3.50
and bath ..... TO- n0lNs Col. rd.. So. $50
ei0 NJ NV, CRIB 60. OOIgsD Sth sr. BE-. 2j.b0
3al2 Highlands av % Thomas. 6r.b $3.50
Or. ............ 51.50l 1900 2sth, Sr. b.. $50
ll2e Lamont, Tor. b i25OIib Gresham st..
SH NJ, Vr. b...... to50l sr. b........ go. $50
1851 Church, ,lor, b. Sos,liii 18th ne. 6rb. 2o.5)
1876 Newton. Orb &c. JQllsi7 3bth st., Or. u.s.
l3tJ Otis pl., sr.b SOD 10 Morton st.sr.. 1850
1866 Newton, Sr. S650 40 Morse ne. 6r. 1850
u N. Y. nv, orb. 3b 5VIGC0 Florence ne, sr
S6Co iith Gr. b.. G2 sol b. ................ 1870
1872 Spring ri, CRIB 32 30 SO 26th St, 5r. 1880
Isl9 X Sc. Or. b.. l5JO
si7 eth Ut. tr..... $50
APARTMENTS.
l1B st.. Or. and b. So 90
Two-FAMILY FLATS.
lGfS irving, 5r. and $50 20
lt?3 New Jersey ave-, 5r. and b........... $3.50
s!ls u st., CT. and b........................A lao
ibJe n. Capitol st., Or and b.............. 5000
I3S Otlc1nn st., 6f snJ t................ nN
Hos l. o.. g.. E and b...u............... 80
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FLOOR OILS

c. I. HUNTERS SANITARY DUST-KIL.L-
ING FLOOR or. contains Olium and wax
Keeps tho noors clean and bright and gives
them a polished finish. Good for your FUR
niture. Try II, Zoe gal. deliN cred. Used by
the u. S. Govt and over &, 100 families Ior tho
last IS years. ll3 Pa. ave. y. W. NJ 545s
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FOR SAlE-MISCElLANEOUS
REMOVAL SALE

We Move To Our New Building
December |.
EVERY PIANO MUST BE SOLD.
WORLDS GREATEST PIANOS.
We Are Offering Them at Prices
TO SELL.
Special Prices in Upright Pianos: !:
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CARPET CLEANING

ALBERT KAHLERT & CO..
Improved Steam Carpet Cleapsrs
90 Maryland ave, ), W. Phone Main :0sA
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CHEsApEAKE a OHIO LINES.

AIS n. IN. dally-Sleepers to Louisville. Gin
cinnsti indianapolis. and st. Louis
s:3S .. NJ. daily-Pullman to Cincinnati and
Chicago.
ilI0 y. m. daily--S1eepers to Va Hot
Spring. Cincinnati. and Louisville. Cincln-
natl sleeper open for occupancy 10 D. IN.
Offices. SIS Pa. ave. 1870 y 81 and Uaios
STATEN.
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RAIN & AUTO-COAT MAKERS

|. CHASER 4 co. makes max a.o ,ssn.ra; saaran;
rain and auto couts fer ladies and gentlemen;
alters and repairs all kinds OF rubber gar
mCHto and articles Phi. Main :e2G 9.s Eye
II. ". W.
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WORKINGMAN'S WANTS

WORKINGMEN- since. We must have cua-
toners who must get full value for the
cash spent, there's II very large stock slightly
used suits and ovcrcnats from 81 to 81 that
will save u bunch Of m"n.; ono price.
JI'STH'S OLD STAND. 6l9 D.
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WINDOW CLEANING

HOW About DIRTY WINDOWS:
INV white Help. Moderate Prices
LEON L. CAHOOE. Acme Window CleanIna
Co. s2 @ St n " Phone n. .lSs
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NATIONAL LOAN AND
INVESTMENT CO..

THOMPSON ELDG.. 100 iGTH ST. N, W.
Bet. O 81. \ n. y Ave. Opp. Treasury Dept.
l.
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BIRDS AND ANIMALS

CANARIIS. PARROTS, DOGS. RABBITS
GUINEA PIGS, GOLDFISH SCHMIDS )
BIRD STORE. 'l2 18th st. ". W.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

First $500 ofIer buys furnished Broom house
near 9Th and X SITS. y. W. All rooms nlled
Rent only $40.
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See US for other bargains.
BOOTH BUS. BROKERS, 10Th and q y. W.
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HORSES AND VEHICLES

FOR SALE-Two able work horses cheap,
having no use for them. Apply 18th" and
IS. n. w. =.
wagon; cheap. Rear 7is 10Th 81. 4. L.
GOOD VIRGINIA HORSES FOR SALE
cHEAP-AlsU for hiring purposes. reason
rblo prices. NORMAN CORBlS. 3ll Mo. av.
GANTz has 10 carloads OF runabouts. sur
reys. and spring wagons. VIII sell them
regardless OF cost. 1906 ID St ". W.
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NOTICE TO LADIES

ii. HARRIS. Ladies' Tailor,
10 18th st. n. W.
Tho }l.O0 Skirt House has removed from
eos 18th st. to 7l9 Ilth OF. N. W., with q full
limo OF tho most advanced styles In suits and
dresses at remarkably low figures. Misses'
suits. S25 up. Estimate suits. $35 up. Fitted
skirts, 1850: all styles. T.
SHAMPOOING, facial message and scalp
treatment; switches. psyChcs. Second floor
MRS LAURA, ALMON. 72j lith. Ph. NJ. Az.
l.
vlAvI SCIENCE OF HEALTH: natural.
non-surgical. cloth-bouni 4C0-paSe bo1k
free. Apply by mail. gl6 Colorado Building.
Free lectuis for women Wednesdays st ?:so.
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TYPEWRITER LETTERS
VACUUM CLEANERS
DRESS SUITS F0R HIRE
UPHOLSTERlNG

PARIOR RSUITS-Uphoistering In tapcstry. 50.
. IOrlInes icllnisheI: goods called. delivered
free. Acme uph. Co. 81 II st. y. W -
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MONEY FOR SALARIFD PEOPLE
and others upon their own names cheap
Tates; easy payments; confidential
% H. TOLMAN. X, bOi-533 18th st. n. w.
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AN UNADULTERATED
THANKSGIVING DlNAED's.
"a FIR sLYvERs; presented hiu,~el

"a FIR SLYVERS presented himself
EMs al the krLuhr home a. MI
iva past o'clGt K in the afteGI0on
Of THANKSGIVING day sGA bun
gEy thai While he. sat IN the frOnr rOD.n
alid taIteu bii, hCiy To his esteeU4esi Hn>t
BIZ felt IT wou,d he un. by tue uioai
Ia rOic self restraint that he %ouid II,
frain from eapins at the brish. gildrd
cage that swung in the wiGdOW and
swallowing the canary bird. feather,
and all. without salt or pepper
This savage III titude Of Mr.. SlyVcg~
was due to lp fact that he had go.p'
into rigorous training for the turkey
barbecue at Mr. Eranke's.
You come from out of doors,~ OBJ
served Mr. Kranke. probably rode on
the street cars great carriers of dis.
ease, street cars. But never mind.
Sit here for awhile. The atmosphere
is we'll filed with formic sldehyde,
which | am vaporizing over the lamp
and any disease germs you may hap
! pen to have about you will be de
,stroyed."
MIS' hIduhe anu uei uduShleI Sltueu
in softly and shook hands with Mr.
Slyvers in the same enthusiastic man
ner in which they might be expected
to pick up a deceased catfish by the
tail.
Don't be afraid to eat heartily
said Mr.. Kranke genially you'll no
get typhoid fever by eating these oys
ters. as | know you fear although yor
were too well bred to say so. Thes'
/ oysters are not taken from ocean wa
ter filed with germs from the cities
In fact, they are not oysters at all
They are made from oyster plant
raised on my fathers farm down il
the country"
Next came the soup. No deadly hin
: Of ptomaine poisoning lurked in thu
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THANKSGIVING IN THE
HOUSE NEXT DOOR.
"FTN HINK." said the minister's lit
tie wife, "of eating eggs for
u Thanksgiving dinnerl"


The Rev Robert Kean
smiled down into her wistful eyes.
1T is strange her husband mused.
"that somebody hasn't Invited us to
dinner"
"well, of course they don't dream
how hard up we are" Mrs. kean MUIR
INJURED. "and each one thinks the other
has asked u.s.
In the days that followed no one
would have imagined that the mind Of
the trim and smiling little minister's
wife was constantly distracted by the
problem of feeding four hungry people
on few dollars
II can't have turkey" said little Mrs.
Kean stoutly. land that settles it."
But It was harder to deny the kid
dies"
mo. dears,' the little mother said,
1--WE can't have a feast this year But
we are going to be thankful just the
same"
The children looked at her seriously.
II don't see anything to be thankful
for" said Dudley, the big boy of
he doesn't give us a turkey
"Oh, my dearv' was his mothers
shocked reproof. But little Marion
piped up, I'm just going to be thank.
full and thankful and thankful and ask
the Lord to send us the turkey any
how"
Mrs. Kean told her husband of the
,1r,ponate uD0or 1oo ba 81
''they don't understand the blessednesS
of giving"
"There are some older people who
don't understand" said her husband
wearily. Look at our neighbor mex
door. Never a penny does he give fol
the poor, and he has riches that b,
can't count"
But the old gentleman across the wa!
was not worrying about the opinion O.
his neighbors.
Mary" he said to his cook the nigh
before Thanksgiving, cook me an OLE
fashioned dinner tomorrow, turkey an,
all the fixings."
But fate had decreed that no tur
key and fixings should be served in tn
uOuSt Vi Iue It'll Olu IL
Thanksgiving morning he suffered al
attack of gout that kept him tied t
his bed, with strict orders from tn,
doctor as to diet. No orders, however
having been given the cook, she pro
ceeded to cook the dinner.
The aroma of it came up the stairwa,
and tickled the nostrils of the rich oil,
gentleman.
"Just my luck" he grumbled, mo
to be able to eat It," and he sat up II
bed to ring his little bell and to orde
all the doors shut to keep out the tan
, talizing smell
The movement brought his eyes on
, level with the window and he looke
, straight across into the dining room o
the minister's little fat
Listlessly his eyes rested on tn
group; then suddenly he leaned fol
ward and scanned the table. In iron
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of the Rev. Bobbie was deep dish
from which he was serving spoonfus
of some yellow substance
"By the gods" murmured the old
man, its eggs-scrambled eggs-and
on Thanksgiving Why in the name Of
all that's appetizing don't they have
turkey?"
He rang his bell sharply. "Send the
cook" was his peremptory order, and
when the cook came he asked:
rs dinner ready?"
Yes, sir"
cry bit of it,"
A few minutes later a procession
filed into the parsons fat
Its from the gentleman across the
way" the cook explained tactfully as
she stood in the hall. HE is i'll, and
there is no one to eat the dinner, and
he thought you wouldn't mind"
There was really never such din
ner The turkey was delicious, the
pies perfect, and the little Keans brim-
med over with happiness. But there
was a deeper happiness than the mere
10y of good eating in the heart of the
Rev. Bobbie when, after call next
door, he came home to his wife.
81 have found good neighbor," he
said. ian old gentleman with a crusty
manner and heart of gold, and that's
the best of my Thanksgiving, sweet
heart Temple Bailey in Omaha
World Herald
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soup Mr. Kranke said so himself. II
had been strained five times through {
filter
What Kind of soup do you think il
is?" asked Mr.. Kranke, smiling at hi
guest
"Baled hay" were the words on tn,
tip of Mr. Slyvers' tongue, but he
checked them and said. why, mulliga
tawny, isn't itY
Ar kranke frowned as If to ind
cate that If he ever knew of mulliga
tawny running around in his kitchen
he would catch it in steel trap anG
cut its tail off close up behind its ears
NO" he replied; this soup is mad
of four herbs that grow down on oul
farm"
The maid then reappeared. bearing Il
great brown juicy turkey on an i'm
mense platter Mr. Slyvers wanted t.
throw both arms around the turkey
and lay his head on its shoulder an1
wr"r for sheer joy. but he contained
niiH pl! with IN effort and waited fol
Al ..iHr " to carve
& u,S t3,l of taking up the carving
knife Alr kranke waited until the
maid came III with a little tray OH
whph We're three or four test tubes
M %lyvers looked at the test tubes
:uH hen his eyes rested fondly and
V-retfully on the turkey as he whis
pered softly, "Goodby, Mr. Turkey"
The butcher sent us this turkey
Yesterday" said Mr. Kranke. land. fol
lowing my usual custom. | took small
bits of it and put them in these va
rious solutions for Investigation
"Ha," said Mr. Kranke as he exam
med the first tube, las / suspected
Mr., Slyvers. can you believe me when
| say | also find orthohydroxy ben
zoic acid has been put on this turkey
We'll" said Mr.. Slyvers nervously
that's all right. THAT is to say, you
know. | like orthohydraulic acid Yes
at home we used to have it on the ia
BILE all the time. OF course some pee
pie like chutney sauce best, but r.
why. Mr.. Slyvers,' said Mr.
Kranke. "you don't understand.
could not permit a guest at my table
TO eat poison Take the turkey away
Maggie, at once"
AS the turkey went out the dool
Mrs. Kranke said she was sorry sht
could offer her guest nothing to drink
because the test she had made that
morning showed large percentage
If chicory in the coffee and that she
hi d sent the milk into exile because il
was suspected of harboring formalde
hyde In its clothes.
1t was late in the afternoon. and the
white garbed student In the bacteria
logical laboratory at the medical col
lege was getting ready to lock up and
go home when Mr., Slyvers in a highly
demoralized condition burst in.
Hey. barshen'err shouted Mr. Sly
vers make me, germ cocktail an
PM a bashillus in it."-Chicago Trib
une,
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The new Lexington Avenue subway
In New York City is to be 10 miles
long. Eight of the 10 miles are now
under active construction the total
cost Of the work on these eight miles
alone will be $35, 900, 600
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Lack of Tact.
"Why did you jilt PercyP"

"Why did you jilt Percy"
'He is lacking in tact"
"Why, thought he always said nice
things?"
"He does, but not always the right
things. He was protesting his love yes
ierday when we passed an old woman.
J saw my cue and said;
"'Will you love me when l get old
and look like that womanT
"'Of course will, darlingv he cried.
80 | dismissed him. The idea Of
his consenting to think that l could
ever get to look like that horrid old
thingp'
Women are so particular.-C Cleveland
Plain Dealer
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Daughter-Papa, Harold said son p
sealed proposals came to your CHI
yesterday?
Father-So they did, dear.
Daughter (anxiously)-Were any Of
them for me?-Baltimore American.
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THE colonel has seen lot of war
fare. Has he participated in a great
many engagements ?"
Worse than that he has been mar,
ried four times. ."-Springfield Union.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-28

Jack and have parted forever"
Good gracioI,! What does that
mean?'
means that I'll get five. pound box
of candy in about an hour. Louis
vile Courier Journal.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-28

ne Daub-Ponr Smaro is painting
nothing hui night scenes now.
O'impresSo-How's that?
De Danb-He has only tube of black
paint left kansas City Star.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-28

That which is seen at distance is
most respected.-Tacitus.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-28

Tie swallow is the speed king of
the air, with record of 30 feet a
sc ln1.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-28

Palmistry was practiced by the
ancient Greeks.