The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-02-10
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III. seed cat you pokee f1n st Dat story
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jest one-ihird mob fr4te der any uddel
lshlp dat ebber foted2 He ssd dat b
lne6ber hurd Oh dat An nov. ParsaH
youze bin . g0kin fan al dat same ark
and you seem % Be in de- same BOA
wid Rattail (not De ark. ! fears and
you are tryin' 70 mex rs believe dai
de ark an de- food am all fairy tale
/ Nov. let ne say 70 ye Fite here ia d
pressance Oh dis aulence. dat ef y0s
keep on much longer de 5edgment d
d. Lord viii fall upon We. fer ! be
leeges dat ye ar doing de debbils dirtl
work. same az DAT Rat,ail. and da
bofe oh you. ef you don't repent. Nil
sooner nor later ind yourselves in /;
climate hotter dan De trOpicks
Yassir, yassir. dat's de way dat foo
coon sent on. an couldn't stop him
He sed. TOO. dat dar was rumur o
tfadishun dat wen de animiles ven
Inter de- ark dar vas a lettle meezil
lnferdei an higher crittuck DAT kreD
Iup de gang-pIank along Etd De hog
and hiyeuas uBhrknownst to Noah an
: dat vas de way dat de breed wuz sen
down TO kuss de world an der /
laaudder tradishun an dat is dat d
higher crittuck an de inferdel am
cross twlxt de pig an de hiyena, 70
dey seem ter haa DE- grunt Oh de on
: and de grin Oh de udder He sed, too
dat he he'd met Cap White. and d
Cap axed him wat dem three big let
ter ment at De END of de parsuns name
"A. D. f. ] done t0led him didn'
know. an be sed he thot dat il stoo'
lfur "A Dodgasted Fool, ID all prot
berbiIity Isn't dat pretty way fu
dignerfied minister like me to b
lheId up ter reticuie. an By one o5 m
own eIdersg Vile Craps WIZ e
speakin' ole Sister Buzzer sed Amen
an ebbery now an den shouted HalleI
. tuyer, Dey all know believes +
pussonaI liberty. an dat's de way de
takes advantage OBJ de Pastur. Blu
Jest you wate til iecktur on DE Su
standin suIl" I'll show dem thin
er two.
REV. RAsTUs BONEHEAD.
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