Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-12-08
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{ 10 you remember, motner, asked
young Mrs. Aibsugh. that before
was married used to hope that when
got q husband he would be 8 whole
souled, hospi,able mani"
Yes. remember" was the smiling
answer. and wondered then IL you
realized Just what # means to have
a man IN the family who issues invi.
tstions to everybody all the time"
II realize It now. anyway" said the
daughter. Why. mother, Jimmie Is
absolutely the most Unfortunately hos
pitable person ] ever saw. He seems
to want everyone he knows to have
q meal In our fat"
TITS because he's no proud Of his
little home, suppose" returned her
mother.
well. I'm afraid he wasn't very
proud OF 1t last Sunday. But III have
TO tell you about II. -r o..
Saturday night we had the Fishes
you know they are the people in
the apartment beneath us-to dinner,
and as they had entertained US so
nicely when we first moved in OF
course I wanted TO give them a spread,
so We had four-course dinner. Just
after dinner Thora got a telephone
message that her brother-in-law had
had an accident. so without washing
a single dish she left for South Chi
csgo to help her sister take care Of
him.
When we got up Sunday morning
there were 80 many soiled dishes
could hardly get breakfast. ! COM
planned to Jimmie that Il would take
me all day to wash those dishes.
'NonsenseI' he said. Wen 20 to
church and dine downtown and then
tonight, when We have taken OF our
Sunday clothes, we'll do the dishes
together in no time
THAT sounded pleasant to me and
turned my back on my disorderly fat
with q delightful runaway sense Of
freedom.
while We were IN the restaurant
rain began 10 fall IN torrents, so we
fingered over our dessert and coffee
= long time. Finally the storm sub
sided and we went home. Imagine
ny astonishment when Jimmie IN
locked our fat aud beheld his cous-
ms that hardly know at all-Robert
Albaugh and his wife-sitting IN our
psrlor dressed in Jimmle's lounging
robe and my kimonoi
Why, hello!' cried Jimmie. 'We'ns
mighty glad to see you
Tim afraid We came a little early,
said Mrs. RoOert as shook hands
With her. You see. We have taken
some liberties
mot at ALL We are delighted.
bubbled Jimmie. This is great. But
how. did you ever get inf'
We'll said Robert, when we
found you weren't at home we thought
we'd take q ride in. the park, as this
is the first time we've had our car
blocks when that cioudburst came and
we got drenched. We were too wet
10 20 anywhere that we couldn't make
ourselves at home IN, so we ran back
here and I climbed the FIRE escape 70
your kitchen window. The man who
lives under you rushed out and threat
ened 20 have me arrested. told
him not to bother ne'
And told him who we were.
added Mrs. Robert. and begged him
not TO stop Bob, a. We were expected
| TO tea
'swhen she said that just looked
AZ Jimmie. but Jimmie vss busy as
suring Robert that II didn't in the
least matter that he had cut our new
/ window screen in order TO get in. "a
my precious husband nsyer noticed
ny accusing glance. But when got
him alone for a minute said. James
AIbsugh. you invited yeur cousins q
tea and nsver told mel
81 forgot all about IT, he answered
bur you can get up some little taine
for supper. can't your"
well. what did you say TO thstT
asked her mother. s..t.
~ Il said OF course 7, !couid and
pitched in. while Jimmie talked 10 his
guests washed enough dishes &c
set the table and made hot biscuits
and coffee and made salad Of the
cold chicken that was left from the
night before. Inside Of an hour theJ
were all eating.
Il was pretty hot and nurried. but
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