Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1912-05-24
THEM DIM|CRATS
Do HARMONlzE
ALADINE RUBIN Is AMUSED AT
THE RECENT DEMOCRATIC
LOVE FEAST

Wayback. Idaho May 23, 1912.
deer mister edyter.
all the blud letten is not between
teddy and bill, not by lot. perha-
ps YOU have discovered that theare
was dimmicrat powwOw al good
ing The other day and there was
sum irish delegates from killarney
and cork and donnoghedee and the
four great divisions of erin were
represented by McMahOn from ul-
ster, ana huggins from connought,
and bothwell from munster and
stevenson from lienster, and there
was a real Observation-Disclosures fair
affair. The gooding herald has been
sucken milk from bothwell's COW
and fatlened on ii until Dothwell's
sheilalah was about to descend on
the goodlng county division nursing
bottle then the delegate at large
helped himself to a big gurgle
from Hinpessey' XXX which fired
the irish blud of the aforesaid
delegate and theere was an ex-
change of compliments akin to a
kilkenney wake over the dead.
like the donegal fair there had
not been a fite and it Is now ten
o'clock so with the dimicrats at
gooding there must be an irish
bud Ietten to make the cOnVenshln
a complete success.
bOthwell from munster had IN
strucshins from the cOnstabulary
who constituted the political power
of his division of the emerald lie,
land they had come from Galway
on the north to galley head on
the SOUTH to arm him with their
wants not to let the county divi-
sion COW eat all the pasture OF |
their liven and there was steven
son from lienster who was instruc-
ted from Carlingford-LOugh on the
north to Carnsore-pOint on the
south to git the things divided up
and hence the difference and
hence the combat and hence the
scrap like unto a donegal fair.
stevenson landed first and so
sudden was the contact that both
well dropped his shellalah and
stevenson refused to strike a man
unarmed and bothwell refused to
become armed again, hence the
cessation of hostilities and the re-
sumo of the dimmicrat love feast.
stevenson put his arms about the
neck of his vanquished foeman
encouraging him to believe that he
ought to have a medal for bravery
and he wood endorse him for pro-
motion, thereby gitten him out of {
the country. the irish are great on
so there was the chance
fer banishen bothwell to Boise in
another capacity. and there are .
several ways of gOen to Boise, ste
has not indicated which s
kind of escort he would suggest {
for fiten jim.
it was site fit fer the gods to t
see stevenson pouren oil and wine 1
On bothwelrs proboscis while the S
1and played that beautiful french c
ballad "Oro pro nobis", so suitable
'or the solemn occasion.
its funnys you cant think of
iimmicrat convenshin without cou- l
)lin it with a scrap.
Jim says the next time he meets {
tevenson he will pull his football v
iose guard on him and dare him to T.
lit it.
a special invoice Of irish linen
landkerchiefs viii be imported by
delegate Mcmahon from ulster who
gill hand them over to the prose- ?
utor to catch the elaret in, they
re great claret catchers. 4
well the conVenshin has passed Il
nto history and will only be rem e
mbered in the days to come when .
i'm marches on a dimmocrat pro- $
ession with his transparency read
n. YOU have not licked any body y
hat know Of. "
youres truely
AlIDINE RUBIN. y