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Flour and Foodstuffs

lCorrected by Iehnessee NH Co.]
 Self-raising flour. s5.75. Nellie King fou.. per barrel. s. Boltea meal. per s5- pound sack. s165. No corn, per bush el. kiln dried, SIC. Pure wheat shorts s34. Pure wheat bran, $3l. c. s. hulls, per ton, $l0 Prime C. s. meal. per ton. $26.5o. c. s. feed meal. per ton. s2 No. 1 timothy hay. per ton. s2S Mixed alfalfa and Johnston grass. s22. Corn chops per lo0-lb. sacks, s1 65. White oats, 6Gc.
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St. Louis Grain

St. Louis, January 19.-Cash wheat: No red, 9s1sc; No. 2 hard, S1 .02m1 II. Cash corn: No. 3. 6ilzo; No. white. 67ihc Cash oats: No. ?, Soc; No. white, 51hc. Wheat futures: May, 99ssc; July 9sc. Corn fu- tures: May, 667sc; July. 66%c. Oats fu- lures: May, 5lc; July 45e.
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Dry Goods

New York. January 19. Trading in cot ton goods is of moderate character in tho primary markets. Traders are moving conseryatively and are applying them selves best on the standard lines. The wool markets. both for foreign and domes- tir are steadier.
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Kansas City Grain

Kansas City, January 19-Cash wheat {: No hard, $i.03@l .Os No. red, sl Cash corn: No. mixed, 6sd6S1zc; No white, 6slsc. Cash oats: No. white. 5llac; No mixed 49n5Olsc. Wheat futures: May. S,00ssnl .00s4 July, 920921sc. Corn futures May, 665s06G%c; July, 66mG63sc
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Weekly Cotton Statistics

Liverpool. January 19.-Following arc the weekly cotton statistics: Imports all kinds, 600 bales; imports American, ll4.- GOO; stock all kinds. 927i000; stock Amer iean, Sl2oo0 American forwardings, 64,oD; total exports. 24,500.
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New Orleans Cotton Futures

New orleans. January 19.-Spot cotton closed firm. Sales, $50; to arrive 620. Re- vsed quotations were as follows: Mid ding. 9ssc; low ordinary, 15-l6e nomi- nal, ordinary, 624e good ordinary, 3-16c; strict ordinary, 9-f6c; low middling, Size: strict low mddling, 9Ac; strict mid ding, 15-16c; good middling, 10 3-16c; strict good midding. 102sc: mlddling fair, 10 1i-l6c; middling fair to fair, Il 1-l6c fair, II 7-1Gc nominal. Receipts, 10,7S9; stock 2GD754
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Poultry and Eggs

Corrected by Garrett A: Hine)
 Hens-35a5oc live, per pound, 14a15c; large flyers. l5c lb medium flyers, l6al7c per lb; small 16q17c per lb. Ducks-3oq4oc each. Guneas. 25c. Boosters. 25c each Geese. 50u6oc. Live turkeys. 17c. Dressed turkeys, 1SQa0c lb Eggs fresh BOG. Country butter. 20Q25c lb. Rabbits, sl6o
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LOCAL QUOTATIONS
Local Cotton
Pig Iron
kIeats
Corrected by 4

(COIrected by ATmour & C0D
 Lard 1iisc; compound, Sisc: D. s. short ribs $l0 D. s. fat backs, 9c; clear bellies. s1050. Ham butts. 12c; Boston butts, 111sc; pork lolns, 13e; spare ribs, He; breakfast bacon. 191k421c. Star Reg. ham, 15c. Star skinned ham, J515c.
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against 1900 last veal. o.-la
 II GOO against 51oo last year. New iorn warehouse deliveries yesterday, hzzs against 6136 last year. Today's speeial santos cable reported fours fifty reis lower at 7sx 650 Sac Paulo receipts l6'Voo against -ooo yesterday. Showery, rainy weather was reported in all districts of Sac Paulo,
 Spot coffee quiet; Rio No. ', lie; Santos No. 4. 153sc Mild quiet; Cordova 1ohsq 1siLc nominal
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Coffee and Sugar

Corrected by Franklin, Stiles X Franklin.
 Coffee: Arbuckles, s24 30 per 100 lbs; Luzsnne, 27c ID. Sugar: Standard gran ulater. Sc ID.
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Bolds
tlfnent
Wa.snInpton

WdsHIHRton, Il- n = n T ginning of bus s4las tion of the Unite sfafse Ina 0,.r.. Working balanc, ia irsssn,. s61.313,5S4; in banEs and p.F# treasury s35,067,71 ta5ai I general fund, s120,5f # os54r ceipts yesterday vel sf2Feef ordinary disbursement or deficit to date this fiscal as against s7,619,S10 las ar exclude Panama canal al transactions
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QSl25; Oranges, Florida, s2.50; Cranber-
 ries, per box. s2.75a3 per Dbl, sli. Grape fruit Florida $450 box.
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All Steel Cars

Why not take seaboard s:3o a. n., arrive Atlanta 1905 D. m.. Washington 10:35 a. m.. New York 4:40 p. m. Phone Bell 2s82 for reservations.
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Money or

New York. Januar, rall steady, 2a24 per and closing bid per easy: SO days. 2Am2B D, s. 21am2$4 eens cent; pri1 Utrea1tl1s per cent; llnH asafIns actual bu aass uaaArfel for 60 da, fi4s and f.UA eommerci t s4 Mexican pl il 6x12, rail ull e4iE afFaHa
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eign spinners 4,057,000 against 3.19f.- 900 last year, and 3,009,000 the year before.
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New York Cotton Futures

New York, January 19.-The fol- lowing statistics on the movement of cotton for the week ending Friday January 10. were compiled by the New York cotton exchanges:
 Weekly Movement
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 .a,t gnu 4c pece1Bisr .a ~xz rsfs If liaeas - /
 Tf tnne .Hfs as teasH sa

V ''7 Alla1 ;uggested Dy kno,,.-- ea of Nls
 /f7s, 1lS.tg Burlington joint 9nitsd ez steel 5s were in demand al sales, par value, FaHaMa advanced IS per
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Must Have Had Money.

Having learned that his friend had
just married, Jacob decided to pay
him a visit. When he arrived at his
friends house and saw the bride he
was terribly shocked.
why, Joseph" he said, speaking in
a whisper, for the bride was sitting
near by. 'she is not at all good look
ing"
NO." answered Joseph.
"And she has a glass eye"
YES" answered Joseph meekly.
Joseph" whispered Jacob again,
"she has no teeth"
"She will get a set next week"
"She is almost bald too" added ia
cob, still whispering.
You may speak louder, Jacob" said
his friend, 5"she is deaf too"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
THRTY-TWO DEAD
IN TWO CYCLONES
ILLINOIS AND INDIANA SWEPT
BY TWIsTERs THAT INJURED
MANY PERSONS.
SCHOOL HOUSE BLOWN AWAY
Death List at Bush, is, at WiIllsviIIe 5
and Morocco (lnd.) 9, According
to REPOSITORY Injured
Taken to Murphysboro.

81. LOulS.-InlrJy-tWO persons are
known to be dead, half a score are SO
severely injured they may die, and
$50 others hurt in two tornadoes that
swept over southern Illinois, in one
instance, and across northern Illinois
into Indiana in the other.
Fifteen were killed at Bush, ILL.,, five
at Willisville, names not obtainable,
three at Reddick, ILL.,, and nine at
Morocco, Ind.
Others may be found beneath the
wreckage of what was Bush, every
building being demolished. Forty in
jured from this town alone were
brought into Murphysboro, where the
storm severely injured three.
Some of the dead are:
Biggs, Mrs. Henry, Murphysboro.
Conn, Miss, Morocco, Ind.
Hanger, Bruce, Morocco, Ind.
Hammel, Modde, Morocco, Ind.
Hulse, Nelson, Reddick, ILL.,, crushed
under his home when it was blown
down.
Hulse, Mrs. Nelson.
Daughter Of Mrs. Hulse.
King, Mrs. George, and two daugh-
tiers, Murphysboro,
Rice, Mrs. Charles, Morocco, Ind.
Four young children of Mrs. Rice.
Rice, Frank, a married son.
Rice, Mrs. Frank.
Smart, Miss Cassie, Morocco, Ind.
Infant sister of Miss Smart.
Those injured SO seriously they may
lie are:
Two children in the family of Mel
son Hulse, of Reddick, III.
Smart, Charles, father of the Smart
girls, who were killed at Morocco,
Ind.
Rice, Charles, head of the Rice fam
lily at the same place, which was
wiped out.
Wilderback, VIM, Murphysboro, Ill,
Wilderback, Mrs.
Black, Henry, Grant Park, III.
Vanderberg, Grant Park.
Five-yearold son of MI. Wander
beck.
Rascher, Carl, Grant Park.
st. Aupin, Napoleon, Grant Park.
All of the south and east part Of
Grant Park, ILL.,, was destroyed. Si1
persons were SO severely injured az
70 require medical attention. A Ger
man church was demolished, the
Ehler buildings front was blown in
and the Curtis Brick company's yard
vas denuded of buildings.
Two sections reported tornadoes al
he same time. Most damage, appar
entity, was done by that which ap
peared from Coal City, ILL.,, and SWEEP
east. The other wrought its devasta
ton east Of st. Louis, in and aboui
Murphysboro, ILL.,, in Jackson county.
Wauponsee, a small village neal
Coal City, ILL.,, was reported wiped out
but no communication could be ha(
with the region to verify the rumor.
Near Dwight, ILL.,, the Dooley schoo
vas blown down and farm building
IN a radius OF four or v miles Wer'
demolished by the high winds. Scores
sf persons in the surrounding countr.
appealed to the telephone operator a
Dwight for aid before telephone ser
nee was stopped by destroyed electro
Inns.
Telephone and telegraph companie
uttered severely and farmers al
through the Kankakee region an
over into Indiana lost buildings an
hundreds of head of stock.
At Mason two farm houses were dc
stroyed, many unroofed and stoc,
Killed.
l Coal City escaped with damages t
wires and chimneys, while at Ailee1
near by. there were several building
wrecked.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
LoaicaI Millinery.

People say there is no reason, no
logic, in Easter millinery. What a
falsehood."
The speaker was George AIDE. He
continued (the occasion was al after
theater supper In Chicago:
Hats, whether Easter or otherwise
are full Of logic, of reason. A lit
tie boy said to his father one day:
whats a wide-awake hat, pa?
THAT father logically and reason
ably replied:
"a ~wide-awake hat, my son, is, Of
course, one without a nap"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
French Aviator Is Killed.

Paris.-While cruising in a military
aeroplane near yerdune, Lieut.. Della
vile A.vray of the army ayiation corps
lost control of his machine. 1t cap
sized and he was thrown out and
killed instantly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Nurses to Meet in coIoane.

London.-The ministry of foreign
affairs at Berlin has declared itself
willing to ~acquaint those foreign gov
ernments concerned, that, in response
TO the invitation of the German
Nurses association, the International
council of nurses will meet at Cologne
IN August and hold a congress and
exhibition there.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Rejects Ryan Land Entries.

Juneau, A,aska.-The Juneau land
office has notified the claimants OF
the three so-called Dick Ryan land
claims on Controller Bay, Alaska, that
their filings have been rejected. These
are the claims that led to the famous
congressional inquiry last October in
which the forged dick to Dick" letter
figured. M
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
nIke h nxnamIted.

Hammond, Ind.-sheriff Thomas
Grant and posse are hunting dyna-
miters who blew up a section Of the
Williams dixie on the Kankakcc river
near the Chicago, Indiana & Southern
railroad bridge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Mary Madden, Actress, pIes.

New York, N. Y. Mary Madden,
an old-time actress, is dead at her
home here, after a long illness. She
was an English woman and an aunt
OF Mrs. Fiske, OF whose company she
had been a member for many years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
MAYOR and PoIlee cited

Leavenworth, Kan.lThe mayor,
chief Of police and half the police force
here we're summoned to appear before
the supreme court for violating an
injunction prohibiting Leavenworth
from fining Joint keepers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Chicago's police force lately deyel-
oped the fact that 1t had a member
who INDUCED the eccentricity OF al.
ways paying for his drinks and cigars,
He was permitted to resign. as such
rnprofcssional conduct ID not likely
70 spread.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
order pardanelIes Mines removed.

Constantinople. The government
has ordered the removal OF mines
from the Dardanelles and navigation
will soon be at the normal condition.
This action was taken because Of the
disclaimer by Italy Of any intention to
force the passage Of the straits.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Administration In.

Camden, Ark.-Mayor Morgan and
the new board Of aldermen have taken
their offices and will at once carry
out campaign pledges 10 clean up tho
city and remove breeding places for
flies and mosquitoes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Vincent Aston Gives $4,000,

New York, N. Y. - Vincent Aston,
son of Col. John Jacob Aston, who
lost his life in the Titanic disaster,
sent to aMyor Gaynor a contribution
OF $4,000 for the destitute survivors
Of the ~ill-starred ship.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
coioneI Leads in Oreoon.

Portland, Ore.-Early returns in the
statewide presidential primary, al
though meager, indicate Col. Roose-
welt has carried the Republican state
primaries by something less than 5000
votes over President Taft.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
T,yo cvcIones II Alabama.

Montgomery, Ala.-Two cyclones
struck this state and n did some
damage Just acrocs the Georgia line.
The wors. was at Shady Grove The
other struck IN Barbour county, Ala.
and Quitman county. Ga.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A lecturer IN philadelphia has been
sdvjsIDg mothers to teach their girls
Sow to firt This is the sort OF the
crist who wants TO paint the lily.
lsaow d duck how to swim and per.
tornl other work illustrative Of The
sor aorsergation Of energy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
rrautman Held for Assault.

Lowell, Mass.-William E. Traut-
man of Chicago, general organizer Of
the Industrial Workers of the World,
was arrested here by a detective from
Lawrence and charged with assault to
commit murder.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Calcutta. india. The latest yer
sion Of the lighting between the chi
iese and Tibetans, which comes from
yangza, is 70 the effec. that Lhass
sesieged and Is burning.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
r.r.ns noInu Down stream.

Nebraska City. Neb-The channel
81 the Missouri has been changed At
Harncy and Peru BY the flood, Pr
cutting i rev channel, the river a
carried away d large amount Of valu
sbie farming land.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Revolt in Fcz Reported.

Tangier, Morocco.-RepoIs IS are cur
rent that the people Ct Fee have risen
in revolt. The Moorish troops are said
to have mutinied and Joined the move
ment. There is no confirmation as
these reports.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

He (triumphantly. reading from a
newspaper) - "%Suffragist speaker
heckled by geese at a county fair"
Ha, ha! Even the geese are against
woman suffrage, my dear!
She Observation-Disclosures be-
cause they are geese.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
sa5.ooo for Anti.socIaIism,

Baltimore, Md. Cardinal Glib
bons, as chancellor Of the Catholic
University, washington, accepted iron
d Western donor, Of Jewish extrac-
ton, 2 5000 to found a chair for
study looking to eradication Of SO
cialism.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Illinois SLAYER Gets Life Term.

Harrisburg, Ill.-Edward Tucker
was convicted Of killing Joe Fraley, a
barber, in Eldorado last February and
given a life sentence in the Chester
penitentiary.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Chicago.-Nicholas Staplas, 70 years
old. shot Floreuce Miller, p, and her
companion, Philip Tenerelli, in the
back Of the head while the two were
walking ii the street together. slap
las and Tenerelli were rivals.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Our damsels wear rings on their I'm
gers and feathers on their shoes. but
there is no danger that they will wear
bells on their toes-not In this eli.
mate
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Sly Drown as Levee Breaks.

Greenville, Miss.-Six lives are
known to have been lost by the break
ing of the Mississippi river levee at
Beulah, Miss. All of the victims were
negroes who lived near the crevasse.
Many more persisted.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Boat overturned. PaIr Saved.

Boat OVGTtUTNeut FdH odVUu'
New York.-Despite statements by
several eyewitnesses that Lord Como
Duff Gordon and Lady Duff Gordon
were drowned when a life boat over
turned, both we're rescued and both
came safely ashore on the Carpathia.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A Maryland citizen committed sui
eide rather than submit to an opera
ton for appendicitis. Evidently he
preferred an undertaker's bill to a
doctors bill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A Chicago man is being tried for
having married seven women, but
there are those who believe that he
should be examined by a flock OF
alienists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

The Arctic explorer a y dog meat
is delicious. In spite Of which expert
opinion It seems ca%nnibalistic to be
eating mans best friends.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A New York woman sent her con-
gratulations to her divorced husband
when he married again. She should
have sent her regrets to the new wife.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Butter can be made directly from
grass, says a scientific sharp, and per-
haps it can. We have long had apple
butter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

With both poles discovered and
public interest on the wane, 1t looks
as If our professional discoveries may
be forced to go to work.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A dispatch from England tells us
that schoolboys Of Elton are now al
lowed to wear soft shirts. Verify, the
British monarchy is falling to pieces.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A Philadelphia citizen says he lives
on 81 a week, but he does not a
who feeds and clothes him in the
meantime.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Modern court procedure is said to be
a joke, but the Joke is on the poor
wretch who has not enough money to
hire a flock Of lawyers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

In Nyack, which is in New York,
not Tasmania or Saxe-Meiningen, the
best elective Offices are seeking men
to fill them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A preacher man tells us that the
saddest hour of the day comes after
sunset, but our saddest hour comes
when the alarm clock rings.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

1t took a woman to run down New
York's taxicab bandits. Next thing
we know we shall hear Of the Adven
lures of Mrs. Sherlock Holmes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A financier informs us that the man
who earns $19.25 a week Is worth
S25, 900. The only trouble is that some
tinancier has charge of the $25, 900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A Baltimore nan has Just under
gone his twenty-fourth surgical oper-
alton. In one way he is qualified to
be the village cut-up.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A London specialist proposes TO
cure badness by grating hair on the
dome. This will create a demand for
ivory experts.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
to7 Reported Killed In Russian Riot

London.-A Reuter- dispatch from St.
Petersburg states that 107 working
men were killed and 80 wounded by
Russian troops during a riot at IT.
kutsk, in the gold mining district.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

The average baseball fan cares not
a whit about the malefactions of the
baseball trust as long as the home
team wins q pennant.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

An astronomer in that dear Paris
informs US that the earth Is 100000
600 years old. What are a few CT
piers more or less?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A health expert AYERS that standing
on the head will clear the brain, but
too much of 1t is likely to develop d
race of fatheads.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Massachusetts legislators propose
a tax of S. a year IN bachelors and
some Of them claim the freedom is
worth 1t,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

The druggist who boasts that he
has accumulated 175,000 prescriptions
has no statistics to show how many OF
them cured.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Scientists say it is too cold on Mars
to support life. Perhaps, though, the
planet Is like Boston-merely intellec-
tual.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Explorers tell us that there are val
liable coal deposits at the south pole.
not to mention the ice
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

A Missouri man hit his wife with a
pound Of butter. He seemed to think
a soft answer would turn away wrath.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
a Soft

No harmful drugs in Garfield Tea. 1t is COM
posed wholly of simple health-giving herbs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Occasionally the weather man for
gets himself and lets US enjoy a
pleasant day.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

The prodigal son no longer comes
back to share in the fatted calf. He
prefers to wire for q draft.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Some think a Chinese wall should
be built along the Mexican border
and then let them scrap 1t out.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Another blow to the popularity OF
the turkey trot. A Judge in Connecti-
cut rules that 1t is not immoral.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Nothing pleases a woman more than
her inability to show her age.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Boston astronomers have discovered
u star. Second base or short
stop?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

Georgia may yet desire to cast its
vote for Tyrus Cobb.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

The gladdest words Of tongue or
pen are: Fair and warmer" weather
man.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25

The Pulitzer school Of journalism
has refused to admit women. There
will, therefore, be no j~ournalettes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-04-25
Iron County Register
MISSOURI

BY ell .. AXE.
iRoNIoN. MISSOURI