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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

We have It from chiropodlst that
corns cause crime. but even murder Ia
justified when stranger steps on
ones pet corn
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21
ZpzZvo NE cA7MP OL7TZT

HEN you 60 into the
woods or mountains to
camp for your vacation
you must have a com
plete cooking outfit. dry
provisions, and plenty
Of fish and game. which
some member OF the
party will furnish daily.
Bad cooking has spoiled
many a vacation in camp
and caused many a back
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Autumn styles for men decree a
waist line. But in some cases a sur
veying expert will have to be en-
ployed to find 1t.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Like the filling OF a sandwich. the
occasional cool day Is the most ap-
preciated part
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

BY the simple expedient Of keeping
the thermometer in the icebox you
can rob the heated term of some OF
its terrors.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Philadelphia will start a war on
mosquitoes-and they do disturb
sleep. that's a fact.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Avocation Is feeting. but vacation
money can give it many points and
still win.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

The textile fabric men complain
that the narrow skirts are running
them So does father.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

A coat OF tan is not always the sign
Of a returning vacationist; 1t may be
the badge of the bayfield,.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Humanity has been too much sub
fued even TO swat the fly.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

among mosquitoes for safe and sane
vacations
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

The summer girl wears heart on
her sleeve-but It's not her own.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

The theory that everybody is bit
OF in hot weather is borne out by
many eccentricities OF the day.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Everybody is giving hot-weather ad-
vice. The public is on the qui vive to
see the one man who takes 1t.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

II there is anything that makes a
man hot 1t is advice on how TO keep
cool
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Mexico is having earthquakes. II
ought to be used to all sorts OF dis.
turbances by this time.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

When aviators stop flying circus
fashion they will stop dying.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Just now home is az hot as you
make it.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

Still, for popularity the summer re
sort prospectus gathers first place.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-09-21

A coat is as superfiuous In summer
Es a straw hat would be in winter.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

ment after regiment has gone before to answer the last roll call of their old chiefs who wait on the other side, and these await the same sum mons.
 Each year the faded ranks grow thinner, and every successive Memor. ial Day finds fewer here to join in tine tribute that the living pay to the dead. For every thousand that fell on the battlefield other thousands have lived to enjoy the blessings of peace and a reunited country. and dying left names as honored as those of theiI comrades who sleep in the unmarked graves of tho Wilderness or in the trenches of Chiekamauga.
 In war and in peace the citizen soldier of the North and the South won equal victories. War came to them as a duty. not as a profession, and they fought it through and con 1uered peace without sacrificing one of the institutions of liberty in whose name it was fought
 This will remain truer monument to the men who fought on either side in that great struggle than any erected on any field CT over any grave.
 Caesar turned his legions against Rome. Napoleon celebrated his vic tories over foreign foes by overthrow. ing the French government But Nc. Cleylan. on simple written order Of half a dozen words signed by Abraham Lincoln. laid down the command of one hundred thousand men. and Lee, when embittered counselors urged a continuance or the South's struggle in Texas, cast his lot with the people of Virginia and died educating the youth in the arts of peace
 This is the real lesson of Memorial Day, taught by these bent old men who march, not with arms in their hands, but flowers to lay on their soldier comrades graves. Their trlb, ute is not alone to the soldiers whose sacrifices were made in a great Civil War but to the patriots who proved their loyalty and devotion in peace as well
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
THIS DATE IN HISTORY"

May LE. iG60-Yonarchy rC established in Eng land. Rith Charles H. on the throne 1790-Gen. Israel Putnam. famous soldier of the revolution, died in Brookline, c. Born in Salem. Mass. Jan. [. 171S. SEA British force attacked Sack etts Harbor. at the east end of Lake Ontario. Is 23-Jobn Phillips. first mayor of Boston, died. Born Nov. 26, ITO.
 1833-William J. Duane of Penusyl- vania became secretary of the treasury in the cabinet Of Pres. idents Jackson. lSi3-Wiseonsin, aduitted to the Union as the thirtieth state. 1SG6-Gen. Winfield Scott died al West Point. N. Y. Born near Petersburg, Va, June l3. 'l7S6 Monument to Washington and Lafayette dedicated in Phiia delphia. lS90-Equestrian statue of Gen Rob ert 2 Lee unveiled in Rich mond, Va.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
ROAD MAP MAKERS
 ARE WITHOUT A CAR

C. b. Hamilton aud Harry Locke. who arc gathering material for an r. lustrated road map of Arizona, are without a mount. the Ford car that has been used by MT. Hamilton for several months having been wrecked by running into q chuck hole in Bak
 eTsyiile. The chuck hole was over a snail culvert. which caved in 4 rear wheel of the auto was torn on in the accident, aud the car was prao. tically demolished. The fixtures were taken from the car. and it was then abandoned. Small boys are now further tearing the machine Co pieces.
 Owing to the dry weather and the constant grind of vehicles over the Bisbee-Warren road. that thorough fare is becoming succession of cbUek -holes7andTpt lt was foFmeyly possible for outoists to go the pmi. of horse power on the road, but now it is impossible to go faster than fir. teen miles per hour, as they have to slow down every few yards on ac- count of the bad places in the road. The dust is seversl inches thick on the road in the Bakersville vicinity
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
RAILWAY BUSINESS FOR MARCH

For Ninety per cent or the steam railway mileage of the United States. the aggregate Of the operating reve nues for March showed an increase of sI2,6Gl .gO2, as compared with March, 1911 Operating expenses showed an increase of Sl2152.S94, and net operating revenue and increase Of sj09,j ,j07.
 This increase in the total of net operating revenue was due solely. to the larger returns incident 10 an in crease in railway mileage. When the returns are measured Dy the average per mile. the JElv proper basis fol comparison, the net operating reV@ nue shows a decrease The average was s3O6 per mile of line for March 1912. and S5u9 for March. 1911. This average for 1911 was twelve and eight.tentbs per cent less than fo. March, 1910
 Railway taxes for March announced to S9,57G,575, or $ii per mile, an in crease of eight per cent over March, 1911.
 These compilations were made by the Bureau of Railway Economies from reports of the railway companies for the month in question: that had been filed with the Interstate Commerce 1 Commission prior to May 16.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
TUCSON PLANS FOR
 G. ,. p. CONVENTION
Meeting Will Be Held in Opera House-Old Pueblo
 Band to Play

TUCSON, May 29.-Arrangements have now about been completed for the republican state convention, which Is 10 meet in Tucson June ; for the selection Of delegates to tho Chicago national convention.
 The committee on arrangements, consisting of J. Nj Ormsby. chair. man: T. K. Richey, John l. Reilly. Allan E. Jaynes, Adolph Ball. Sam Heineman aud John Nets, have about decided to hold the convention in the Tucson opera house. engaging the the entire day.
 It is anticipated that as there will be several contesting delegations the convention will probably run into the night before adjournment.
 With 96 delegates in the cOnvcn ton. it is expected that counting the cOntcsting delegations and those who come here to witness the outcome. the convention will be responsible for bringing 200 people into Tucson from out of town.
 The streets will be decorated with American flags for the convention, and everything possible will be done by the committee for the entertain ment and enjoyment Of the visitors. Letters addressed to the chairman of the county central committee asking that reservations of rooms be made iI advance of the arrival Of the dele. gates will be given prompt attention. The cost of securing the theater for the convention is greater than that of some other halls more distant From the business district, but busi. ness men of the city are nevertheless anxious that the theatcr be sued. The committee states that the hiring of the theater has not yet been fully de termined upon. as it is dependent up on those most interested in raising the entertainment fund.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
AlWOMANCO COBSEP,W01IOEs
Ed>aKW@aoy

Now, wait a minute" he com- handed You ran that needle into your hand while washing window curtains, didn't you?'
 Why. yes," exclaimed the patient. How did you know?'
 'I have half dozen cases like this every spring, explained the doctor. You women sit by window when you sew. It's an easy thing to stick your needle into the curtain when you finish. then forget all about it. The person who washes that curtain has 10 suffer tor it
 Women are altogether too care less with needles and pins he con tinued. They stick 'em around any where l treated a man at one time who had bitten on a pin in his wife s homemade bread. The pin had prob ably been stuck in her dress and had fallen down into the dough when she was kneading it.
 Another woman-a drCssmakcr- had a habit of iaDbing pins into the bosom of her dress. The pins pricked and scratched her skin until finally she had 10 consult me for cure ol the resulting condition.
 Pins and needles are dropped on the floor, where the children get them and put them in their mouths. Then the doctor has to be called. It's CaTelcssness that nine times out of ten makes the troubles in this world"
 Some doctor said the other day ' that houscwOrk will cure nerves. ! Good doctor Nice doctor. Every husband viii pat him on the back. ] And a lot of sensible people will agree
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

IL is 8 conceded fact that Doctor Reitman. the temporary affinity of Emma Goldman got a righteous dose oi the prescription he has been com pounding for the country He declares that there should be no law, and that every law enacted is a piece of tyr. any: that men should do just what they want to Go, without restriction and without punishment. The men who smeared him over with tar acted upon the principle that Reitman and Goldman were advocating, and yet the moment the outrage" was per petrated, they SWarmed to the law for protection. In other words the law IS Q re 1isregardcd by me, but must bc obeyed by you. The Goldman Reitman ous6t got what was coming t0 the individual members or rue coin binstion, although it would be far bet ter if they were absolutely ignored Publicity is what they are after and if they can Dot get publicity without tne tar and feathers they will take al three.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
THE ANNUAL MASSACRE

lust about this time each spring, The weather does the same old thing It rises in it's rigid might. And kills the peaches over night. The pessimists arise to howl, And curse the climate good. and
 growl, The outlOok's always mighty bad. And each spring is the worst we've
 had. There's not pear tree or a plum That has not been put on the bum If this thing didn't happen. it Would mot seem like old times a hit The grape 'c-op'sstoted totits sbieriS.. Fifteen or sixteen times q year But still enough of it escapes To keep us well supplied with grapes. The oldest man cannot recall A single gladsome spring when all The fruit buds were not somewhat
 chilled
 And all the summers prospects
 killed
 But following this sad refrain. The fruit crops always born again.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
TREY FOUGHT FOR PEACE.

in a thousand cities today thin
 liues.Sf shitedisd old. men in bloe are
 matching behind their old battleflass. They are all that are left of those mighty hosts that were the armies oi the Potomac. of the Cumberland. of the Tennessee. They are the men Of Gettysburg, Of Antietsm. Nicksburs, sliloh and Lookout Mountain Regl-
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

with him-within reasonable limits
 Too much housework is worse for the nerves than too little. Ask Pater- familias, in houseIleaning time, iS that isn't so. and see if he dares 10 indorse the doctors statement in his wifes hearing.
 Let's be a little easier on the housewife, and see If her nerves don't improve.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30


 FROM HICKEYVILLE CLARION.
 Constable Ezra Bibbins has sworn out a warrant for AnCe Frisby our popular and congenial banker, belius tho latter refuses to put muzzle on the iron dog or his front lawn. The constable says the ordinance provides that all dogs shall be IpuZzled and don't specify whether they shall be fish. flesh, fowl or iron or anything else. Squire PIIrdy upholds the con staDls. and Anse may have to apply for change of menu.
 Hank Tumms says te has been readin' quite bit lately about shirt sleeve diplomacy. but the only kind of a shirtsleeve diplomacy he evef heard of was tryin' to get bis wife 10 let bin eat dinner in 'em.
 Tn very short time now we shall know whether the man who sold us the grass seed is an honest man or short and ugly.
 Hank Tumms' son Willie who went to Chicago. writes home that he Is learning to be a taxidermist. Uncle Ezra Harkins says a taXidermit IS a feller than runs taxicaD, and Hank says he always knowed that kid oI his would manage 10 get himself killed somehow. z, One thing woqderl lat, is what, hap pers to all of the spring poets during the rest of the wear. Miss Pansy Tibbits has accepted lucrative position with the Hickey vile Clarion Miss Tibbits will write the Advice to Mothers column. 1 When they have killed few more people, that war down in Mexico VIII | get to be almost as serious as one Of our own Fourth of July ceaebra' ltjons
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

The man should be above the dol lar" declared ono Of the political leaders But it took more than one Of them 10 elevate LorimCr.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

 Housecleaning time holds various perils for the members or a house hold undergoing the agony. as the tired mother, scolded youngsters, caF pet-beating husband and the stepped on cat can testify; but there Is one danger which so far hasn't been sufh- ciently recognized.
 A woman, holding out swollen hand, consulted a doctor a few days ago.
 whats the trOuble?' asked the physician.
 aI ran needle into my hand, she explained
 I'll tell you how you did it, ds cIared the doctor.
 You couldn't guess in a thousand years" affirmed the woman.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

Norman L. Mack says, in Baltimore, that nothing in the way Of OrganiIa- ton will be done until June l7. How ever. the Baltimore hotel keepers have already done d good deal in the way of organization.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
tLppy IlsHi l5lis OUR IDEAS OF 4 GOOD TIME

 OUR IDEAS OF 4 GOOD TIME Beating the microbes out or carpets. Trying to find a full set of shirt buttons. Hearing your friend talk about his cute yOuGgster. Trying to remove catsup cork with q uutpick Trying 10 find the leak in a shinsle roof
 Tying down a mules tail so he cant sing. Smiling for a photograph without looking idiOtic. Painting q picket fence Waiting outside for your wife to try on shoes. Reading proof on a Russian rlil' road accident
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

The male mosquito, according to sci, ntlsts, never bites. Neither does any other gentleman
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

There's a black sheep in every flock. In the case of Lorimer the wool Of the animal is too long for even two coats of whitewash to make it appear white.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

A famous burlesque actor went vio icntly insane at a theatrical bOgrding house in New York, according to a New York paper Is went at correct? Or should it be driven .. hy2"
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

For years it mas been positively asserted by those who should know that there is ill luck in the number thirteen and they are allowing thir- teen jurors to hear the Darrow trial. Us dollars 10 douGhnuts hell he cleared.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

Anyway, Captain Scott and lis Tel low Antarctic explorers are not hav- ing to go through the presidential campaign.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

An advertisement of an inscctide says Kills all vermin; harmless to a man." Some wives might sprinkle it on their husbands as an acid test
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
THE ARIZONA AND NEW MEXICO RAILROAD co.
 PASSENGER SERVICE

7:3s s m. LV Clifton ar sos D. m SIS a. m. Lv Guthrie LV S:30 D. m 500 Q. ID. Lv Duncan Lv 2:36 ?. n 10:23 a. m. Lv LordsburE Lv 1:33 D. n 1I:3e a. m. AT Hschita i4v 12:I0 D. m. South bound train connects with Southern Pacific west bound train No. l, leaving LordsbuTg i0:57 a. m Mountain Time.
 South bound train connects with 9 Pasc & Southwestern east bounS train for Fl Psso. IesvIng Hschits at Il:5s q n., Mountain rimc. and with vest bound train for Douglas and Bisbee. leaving Hachita at f1:5s .. m., Mountain Time.
 A T. THOMSON. frame Manager, Clifton Arisona
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

Perhaps, after all, Mexicos appetite but but one in thirty years
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

F both Taft and Roosevelt have neen promised enough votes from Gel- egatcs to the republican national con. ventiOn to nominate them there must be a lot Of republican delegates who are trying to break into the Ananlas club.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

We have the new vest pocket ko- dsk in stock-Lowell Drug Co. 998
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

There is no such thing a. q born crook" declared William J Burns. the great detective, in an address to the Kansas bankers meeting at Topeka recently There are young criminals but that is due 10 environment" That's the truth and that's something for you 10 think about ir you care about the future of the state and na. tiOn.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30
W.THE. .SPVRIa9 OF.THE'MOMENT By Roy k. K.Moulton 6|

N. MatheIS For. after the last rites are said, The stubborn thing just won't stay
 dead.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

\ writer on outdoor life declares that camping m the snow in winter is more comfortable than camping in the summer with the flies and mosGui- toes still a few Of us prefer a house with a furnace in the basement
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-30

Tine Des Moincs Registrar and Leader states that the death of George NJ. Shearer, aged 75. was due to acute indignation This is even worse than the woman who had to move away from Phoenix, the climate Icing such that she was threatened with nervous prostitution"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1912-05-30
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