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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
DIRTY EGGS DECREASE VALUE
Aggscstsu7I papaPsroRe Est;Sseaea
Losa 10 Farmers al S5,ooojSoo
Evsgy feaf.

Whils mszD ere fsv egg producers
who ,taso the BEST OF care Of their
product the average farmer considers
the eggs produced 90 tho farm by
geoaaot and makes very little pro
vision fos their care eside from gath
ezsns rhsm, q barge loss is caused
BY dirty aggR, the number being enur-
monn, and according TO the estimate
OF 6ecreteTy Wilson Of the deDart
ment Of agriculture this money loss
to Ito fazmers IN the United States
amounting to about s5,0o0, 600 annual
~,
This Nngs b very lsrgeS brought
about by not gathering the eggs often
enough In vet weather more dirty
eggs are sound than ct any other time.
Fhfs is oaHsed By the fact that The
hen,s feet ere often covered with mud
or other filth, and tn going On the nest
to lay she ensls The eggs already n
me asSt
An insuGEtsns number Of nests Is
often the canas o. many Of the dirty
eggs found. Eggs are laid on the
ground and Ground tie hay and draw
stacks. and becoming stained, are
classed 40 edfrties." Agstn. when too
many eggs are allowed to remain Ia
nest Some are broken and many OF the
othe7a become smeaTed with brolsan
yolHa This condition is often brought
abogS by allowing the broody hens 10
use tho sams nests with the layers.
On O EARN where one nest to every
four Naao 10 provided and the nests
are haa clean and we'll osdded, It if
found that very ae@ dirty eggs are
prufnced.
Aftsa gafharing chs esgs care
should ha taken not TO put fhem where
they v1Il become heated. oF near odl
onioas OF o<he- vegetables, ee they
readily chsn1b odoca
Although dirty esss may be peTfecS
" fresh, they Invariably sell as 'eeo
dnds," and when but few dirty eggs
are mixed With an otherwise tresh
ciean lot. they materially aeozens
the pEAes oE tha cSsan egg
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Notice Of Election.
State of South Carolina,
roup+r of EJ~oEo11


Whereas, there has been ,fled
with ;he County Board of Educa-
tion of Edgefeld county, State of
South Carolina, a petition of more
than one-third of the resident cleo
tors, and like proportion of the
resident free-holders of the age of
21 years of Parksville School Dis
trict No. 90 in said county and
state asking an elaction in said dis
trict for the purpose of voting on
the question of levJing and collect
ing an additional special tax of one
mill on the dollar of all taxable
property of said district to supple
ment the school fund for said dis
trict.
Now, therefore, under provisions
of Sec. 1908, General School Law
of South Carolina, it is ordered that
w. G. Blackwell, C. Robinson and
w. P. Parks, constituting the regu-
lar board of trustees, do hold An
election at Parksville School House
in county and state aforesaid on
Saturday Sept. 18th, 1919, after
giving notice of time and place
of said election in some newspaper
published in Edgetield county, and
by posting notices thereof in at
least three public places in said
district TWO weeks before cleo
tion.
At this election only such elee-
tors as return real or personal prop
erty for taxation, and who exhibit
their tax receipts and registra-
tion certificates as required in
general elections, shall be allowed
| to vote.
AT said election each elector ia
voring the proposed levy shall cast
ballot containing the word Yes"
written or printed thereon, and
each elector opposed to suoh levy
shall cast a ballot containing the
word Mo- written or printed
thereon. Within ten Gays after
such election if a majority of those
voting shall vote for such levy the
board of trustees shall furnish the
County Auditor with a statement of
the amount 50 levied. TIE polls
shall open at O'Clock a. H., and
close Ut O'Clock p. M. and in all
respects comply with Sec. 1908
Code Of Laws OF South Carolina.
w. w. Fuller,
Edwin H. Folk,
County Bd. Ed.
Sept. II, 1912.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Masters Sale.
State of South Carolina,
County of Edgefeld,
Sept. II, 1912.

State of South Carolina,
County of Edgefeld,
Court of Common Pleas.
8. L. Jones in his own right, and
as administrator of w. L. Jones,
decd, Plaintiff Againss--M
rion Hill Jones, William L. Jones
and Benjamin JONES' = Defendents.
Pursuant to the decree in this
cause, will offer for sale, at public
outcry to the highest bidder, bafore
the court house, town of Edgeheld,
on salesday in October 1913, the
same being the 7th day Of said
month, between tn" egci hours of
sale, the following described realty
10 wit:
All that lot and parcel Of land.
with The livery stable and improve
ments thereon, situate in the town
of Eageh4ld, and said County and
State, containing about one-fourth
of one acre. and bounded on the
north by Alley Street. which sepa-
rates it from the brick bailding OF
D. a. Tompkins and Earnest Gary;
on the east by the Street which sops-
rates it from the livery stable lot
of w. G. Tompkins; on the south
by property OF Miss Glace Tomp-
kins; and on the west by property
of the Edseticid NJ ercantile Com
pany, and the law office lot of w.
Fl. Folk, deceased.
Terms of Sale Cash: If the terms
of sale are not complied with with
in two hours after the sale, or If
satisfactory assurance to the Mas
Ter that the terms of the sale will
be complied with, then the Master
will resell the said property on abe
same day, or the next succeeding
day as he may be directed by the
Plaintiffs Attorneys, and without
any advertisement or order OF the
court.
S. NJ. Smith,
Master Z. G. S. G.
Sept. 9th, 1912.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
CITATION.
The State of South Carolina,
County of Edeefeld.

County of Edgefeld.
By ". T. kinnaird, Probate Judge.
Whereas, T. c. Hammond made
suit to me, to grant unto him Let
tiers of Administration of the es-
tate of and effects of J. Edward
Hammond.
These Are Therefore to cite and
admonish all and singular the kin
dred and Creditors of the said j..
Edward Hammond deceased, that
they be and appear before me, in
the Court of Probate, to be held at
Edgefeld e. H., S. c., on Septem-
Der 97th next, after publication
thereof, at II o'clock in the fore
noon, to show cause, if any they
have, why the said Administers
tion should not be granted.
Given under my Hand, this 18th
day of Sept. A. D., 1912.
W. T. Kinnaird, J P E G.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Administrators Notice.

All parties holding claims against
the estate Of VIM. II. Borlware,
decd, And ell parties who are IN
debted to said estate are hereby re-
quested to present the same duly
attested, and make all payments to
Judge ". T. Kinnaird, Judge Pro,
bate for the County Of Edgeield
South Carolina.
Mrs. Amelia Houston,
Administratrix.
Aug. 80, 1919.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
No. S66.

This is prescription prepared espe-
cially for Chills and Fever. Five or
six doses will break any case of Chills
and Fever, and if taken then as tonic
the Fever will not return. 1t acts on
the liver better than Calomel and does
not gripe or sicken. 25c.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
RECORD NEST IS PRACTICAL
Devaoo HscfsD Automatically and AucDs'
eseAy, identifying EeoA Egg es
a ks Laid By HezA

TIE vadee%a6e pozftrymem who
are trying 30 increase their profits BY
systematic breeding and selection VIII
certainly welcome the new reading
nests which are nov placed upon the
nrarfsa Coo tto HJSA ttupa These nests
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
EYE TALK NO. 4
DETAILS

The difference between q peni-
itentiary and a palace is largely a
matter of detail.
Both nre designed for human hab-
itation and serve equally well TO
protect the inmates from the ele-
ments.
But one is vastly more comfort
able place of abode than the other.
SO IT IS WITH GLASSES
Crudely fitted glasses MAY help
your vision, but great care in every
detail of adjustment is essential to
safety and comfort.
YOUR EYES ARE WORTH A
CORRECTLY FITTED PAIR
OF GLASSES.
GEO. F. MINIS,
0ptician, Edgefield, S. c
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
FOR SALE.

My farm one mile below Red
Hill, adjoining lands of o. j..
Holmes, Mrs. T. Z. Miller and 9th
ers; fve-room dwelling and three
tenant houses. Apply TO
- Mrs. a. 3. Prince,
Sept. l6. Cold Spring, S. G.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
No. 6S6 For ChiIls and Fever.

This is a prescription prepared es-
pecially for Chills and Fever. Five or
six doses will break any case Of Chills
and Fever, and if taken then as a ton
ic the Fover will not return. 1t acts
Oh the liver better than Calomel and
does not gripe or sicken. Csc.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Large Purchases.

We have Just unloaded
One solid car Of chairs,
One solid car of furniture,
One solid car of Hackney wagons
One solid car of Hackney bag.
gies, and are now ready to supply
you with everything in these lines.
Ramsey g. Jones.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
fiE, Gutna on &ee&

tying each egy With The hen thaE Sfd
Il. They were invented By two p1ao-
tical poultryMen who realize The great
value Of individual records, butt lihe
other busy po1lltrymsn, has'a DO time
to watch trap meets
Tho nest do1iSned by the faTsItors,
for one puTpose-eo maize the keep
ing OF tndi1tana; records e. si-npAo and
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Re, 'keaAse 'Resa

easy tsR. THIS ef7oge was d onmDte
and unique success They are IN no
sense a trap ns&s end the hm ss at
Neey 90 leave ag VIII
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
c.,r.,;, Do, s.,.a,,.ri

Fountain Pen Ina 'Yen1ent
Small panes OF g!ass'aare set INTO
the side Of 4 new fountain pen So the
quantity Of lux it holds can be seen
readily.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16

Don't forget our advertisers.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16

Mrs. William A. Allen. Chacon. Nov
Mexico, had so severe a cough t",I
it nearly choked her to death. MIR.
Allen says; I'VE tried many things
without helping her when by good
luck 90, bottle OF Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound 1t helped her
AZ once and finally cured
the best medicine we ever used.
Co Operative Drug company.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16

A. M. Mason, farming near Canaan,
Me-, VAS badly crippled with sciatic
rheumatism due he says to uric acid
III his blood. Foley Kidney Pills en-.
tirely cured me and also removed
numerous black spots that were con-
tinually before my eyes Foley Kid.
ney Pills are a uric acid solvent and
are effective for the various forms OF
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Drug Co.,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16

What we need is cheap ice"
Yes; we already have plenty of
cheap skates. Louisville Courier.
Journal.
He-Does your father object to my
staying so late?
She-No; he says II serves me right
for being in when you call.-Boston
Transcript
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16
MORMON STORYTO
Be TOLD BY FILM
Molten Picture to Cost $4,000 viii
Contain History In Ora.
matte Form.

Salt Lake City, July Hilary A.
Kelly, president and general manage
OF the EllaIe Motion Picture company
OF Los Angeles, which proposes to
stage remarkable picture story in
and about this city to be entitled
hundred Years of Mcrmonism," arril
ed in Salt Lake yesterday and was II
conference during the afternoon W.
the Mormon church officials.
The film will tell the story OF Nor.
monism from its inception to the pres.
ent day. Forty of the most prominent
actors in the motion picture bushes
viii be brought here TO take the roles
of leading characters in the great his
torical drama, and more than 300 10
cal men, women and children viii be
employed to fill lesser parts.
President Joseph +. Smith and
er officials Of the church may consen
to appear before the camera in tn,
latter stage of the production, whici
will pertain to contemporaneous
events in the church.
viii Have Approval.
After the conference with the Nor.
mon authorities yesterday, Mr.. Kelly
said the entire film would have the
sanction Of the church before 1t
put into circulation.
Mr.. Kelly will begin Immediately the
extensive preparations necessary
making the finn. He will defer the
actual use of the picture taking ma.
chine until the latter part of the month
or the first of August, in order to take
advantage Of the clearer atmospher'
that prevails in this vicinity at that
period.
Scores of oxen, mules, old.timt
prairie wagons and other parapherna
liza necessary to the realism of the
film are now being negotiated for. Cor
tracts already have been made with
JGc actors for the leading roles.
Story to Be Complete.
The story will begin with the find
ing of the golden plates in the Hill
Cumorah as recorded in the early ira
ditions of the church. II will show
the original founder of the church, 10.
seph Smith, from his boyhood unit.
the hour of his death at the hands Of
a mob in a Missouri pail 1t will trace
the growth of the church from its II
fancy to the powerful organization II
! is today, including the epochal exodus
/ from civilization the long tramp across
the plains and the founding Of a new
/ empire beyond the Rocky mountains,
It will deal with the missionary phase,
the incidents of pioneer life, the tur.
moil of territorial days concluding
with an unbiased presentation of &C,
tual conditions as they exist today.
To Cost $4,000.
When completed the film will have
cost about $4,000 Five e9 ..c
work now on the scenario. tn
men who have made thorough study
OF Mormon history, and are possessed
Of accurate data concerning facts ant
romantic incidents thereof.
The scenes will be staged for the
most part in the mountains near
city, presumably in Emigration can
yon.
A. M. Mason, farming near Canaan
Me-, VAS badly crippled with sciatiC
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16
Musing Of a Motorist.

How silly our childhood sports
SEEM" said the superior lady, Look
at that boy rolling hoop"
Yes" said Mr.. Chuggings, tho
fully, but some times I'm inclined to
think that rolling a hoop isn't as un.
intellectual and undignified as fooling
with an automobile tire."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16
Vice Versa.

Parson-So your husband is sick.
Maybe he has been throwing himself
too heavily into his work.
Mrs. Casey-Not on yure loife! He's
been throwing his wu-urk too hivily
into him. That's what's the throuble
wild him He's a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16
A Professional Secret.

Landlady-You believe in mustard
plasters doctor?
M. D.-Rather! always order
them for patients who call me out in
the middle OF the night when there
nothing the matter with 'em.-The
Scalpel.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16

81 suffered habituaily from consti.
patton. Doan's Reglets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, so that they
have been regular ever since, "A. e.
Davis, grocer, Sulphur Springs. Tex. .
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16

M. d. Broadman, 573 W. Main St,
Helena, Mont, gives an interesting
account of his improved health thru
the use OF Foley Kidney Pills. Aft
er giving a detail account OF his case,
ne says, Il am almost 70 years ola
and have spent hundreds OF dollars
for medicines, but find that have
received m1re benefit from FOLEY
Kidney pills. than from all other med.
icines. Further particulars sent on re,
quest. For sale by Cooperative
Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16
The Secrets Out.

"oh, mother, why are the men in
the front baldheaded"
They bought their tickets from the
scalpers, my child. Chicago Tribune.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1912-07-16

What did you think OF my gradual,
ing poem?"
ITO be candid my dear, don't think
II hung quite right in the back -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
HOW TO START SWEET PEAS
Advice From a Successful Woman
Grower,

Advice From a Successful Woman
Grower.
my hint is to those who have not
yet grown sweet peas and to those who
have tried, but failed" writes woman
Il have grown them in almost every
conceivable manner advocated both by
professional and amateur alike and
have won numerous first prizes, but
my greatest success was achieved by
plan of my own.
81 collected a number Of strong card
board boxes. and. having cut them to
a uniform depth of about three inches
divided them into equal sections Of
about four inches square. l then filed
all the sections with good soil pressed
we'll down and placed one seed in
each. All were sown in March. The
boxes were then put together in an Or
dinary box frame protected only from
sharp froSts and excessive rains and,
of course. the terrible sparrow.
THE seeds all terminated splendidly.
and the resultant plants grew strong
aud vigorous. Ny peas are so strong
that can lift a plant by it's stem and
tho whole section of soil, having been
thoroughly taken possession Of by its
numerous rootlets. will come away in
tact. This is very advantageous, as
the plants so treated suffer not the
slightest check while being transferred
to their towering quarters which
should take place about April s."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
c.. & o. NOTES

e. w. Grlce whose appointment as
assistant to Fourth Vice President
Caples of the c.. & O. railroad was an
nounced several days ago when the
office of General Manager was declar-
ed vacant, will have supervision over
the general claim agent, superintend-
ent of telegraph, purchasing agent and
superintendent of stores departments.
1t is not likely that the Office of gener
al manager will be filed in the near,
though reports are current to that ef
feet.
BY next Saturday the work of re-
moving the headquarters of Vice Pres
ident Frank M. Whitaker, of the C. &
o. from Cincinnati to Richmond, Va,
will be accomplished. The day follow
ing Mr.. Whitaker, Chief Clerk William
c. Hull and Private Secretary James
Edmonds will leave for Richmond.
The removal of the headquarters does
not mean that Mr.. Whitaker will leave
Cincinnati entirely, as he will spend
about three days a week in that city.
An Office will be secured either on the
ninth or the tenth floor of the Ingalls,
Building for his use, but no definite
arrangements have been made.
General Superintendent ]. Paul Ste
vens, of the Kentucky General and
Chicago Division, will remove his
headquarters from Covington to the
offices that will be vacated in the In
gals Building by the Vice Presidents
Office force. 1t is possible that Engi-
neer Maintenance of Way L. B. Allen
will also be located in these offices.
superintendent F. S. Rockwell, of
the Cincinnati Division, will continue
to make his headquarters in the divis-
ion office building, Fifteenth street
and Madison avenue, Covington.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27

the space of a few hours. Naught
was there to be seen of temples, pal
aces and monuments. The smiling
gardens and vineyards had disappear
ed.
About the year 1775 it's site was dis
covered and its resurrection begun.
Today Pompeii stands forth in the
light of day, but it is only a scattered
skeleton of what was once a bright
and pulsing form. The walls still
stand, her temples, treaters and foun-
tains preserve their ancient form.
The ruts of her patrician chariot
wheels are still deply craven in her
paved streets, but the vengeance of
the volcanoe was complete.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
Bow Ieqoed Men.

Do not revile the bow legged man.
for he plays an important part in the
world. 1t is estimated that 40 per cent
of mankind are bow legged so nu-
merically this class Is entitled to great
respect. Bow legs invariably accom-
pany robust physique. We find them
one of the conspicuous features .of
athletes. Comedians are almost al
ways bow legged. OF the bow legged
geniuses to which humanity points
with pride the most illustrious exam
pies are Caesar, Horace, Napoleon.
Wellington, Schopenhauer and Cavour,
the celebrated Italian statesman.-Lon
don Answers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
TERRIBLE STRAIN
RESULTED NOT hMlSS
a lensir Lady. After Two Weeks
Grinding Labor. Feels
Better Than Ever.

Leaoir, N. C.-"l am not tired at all,
md am stouter than | have ever BEEN"
writes Mrs. Kate Waters, of LenoK, N. c.,
'although l have just finished two
weeks wash. l lay my strength to
Cardui, the won,aa's tonic. have taken
q lot Of it and | can never praise it
enough for what it has done for me. |
can never thank you enough for the ad-
vice yeu gave me, to take Cardui, for
since taking It leok so well and am
stout as mule"
You are urged to take Cardti, that gen.
tie, vegetable tonic. for weak women. Its
use win strengthens and build up your sys
tenn. relieve or prevent headache, back
ache and the ailments Of weak women.
It will surely help you, as ithas helped
thousands Of Others. IN the past 50 years.
n R-E1se 4: LaAies' Advisory Deat, cAasta-
sscses s 49,. e. Ch.st3ncns. Isaa gr zcssaa
80. - e RI ! ,ll.s1 III 11lRen'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
How to Make a Novel Salad.

A delicious and dainty salad-good at
all times-is made by laying a slice Of
canned. Hawaiian pineapple on let
tuce leaf. Heat knife and spread
cream of Neufchatel cheese over the
pineapple: arrange pointed strips of
pimento liae the petals of a poinsettia
over the cheese: heap mayonnaise in
ton
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
Whara Did They Put LIP

Yeast-When they do housekeeping
at home I have the greatest trouble in
finding anything. Crimsonbeak-Me
too. They cleaned house at my place
the other day, and when 1 get home,
do you know 1 couldn't find the key
hole for the longest ume.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
At The Murray.

AZ ne WUrFdys
Tonight college Days" will be pre-
scented again at the Murray Theater
for the last time. This play has been
giving the best of satisfaction, and is
warranted as sure cure for the blues.
Starting Monday matinee The Girl OF
the Golden West" will be presented. A
special scenic production has been
built for this piece. The piece affords
all the members of the company ex-
ceptionally opportunities. This play
enjoyed a long run in the metropolitan
theaters several seasons ago.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
Result of His Joy.

Result of His Joy.
at have here a reprieve for you from
the home secretary" said the governor
Of the prison to the callous murderer.
"Ahr' replied the latter. No moose Is
good news, as the proverb says. Lon
don Answers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
The Difference,

"Who Is the more contented-a man
with million dollars or a man with
six daughters?"
"The man with six daughters The
man with the million wants more"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
OLIVER VISIBLE
TYPEWRITER

For Sale Cheap. Perfect condition
and does splendid writing. Could ship
on approval and trial. Write to
Charles w. Rickart. Rosedale. Kans.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
That's Why.

"You say you conceal nothing from
your wife?"
absolutely nothing"
And why do you not?'
''It is evident that you do not know
my wife."-Houston Post
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-27
No DANCER.

Biobbs-I heard Tightwad boasting
Slobbs-Well. 1 wouldn't be in any hur-
ry TO call out the fire department il l
were you.-Philadelphia Record.