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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-09

school at o. A. G. He has been two
years at Franklin college, New Athens,
Ohio, and three years at the Colorado
Agricultural college, where he OBJ.
tained his degree of bachelor Of
science.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-09

After reading few newspapers one
is led to believe that the New York
police force divides its time between
Olympic games and manslaughter.-
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-09

Some men are bachelors because
they are looking for a woman who
can create a Paris gown out of her
grandmothers wedding dress and the
trimming from her last winters hat.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-09

A vast amount of i'll health is due
to impaired digestion When the stom-
ach fails TO perform its functions
properly the whole system becomes
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-09

Our idea of good natured man is
one who will listen complacently to
stories about his nelghbor's baby.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-09

One of the most common ailments
that hard-worling people are afflict-
ed with is lame back. Apply Cham
berlains' Llniment twice a day and
massage the parts thoroughly at each
application, and you will get quick re-
lief For sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-09

Herausl the fake butter-fat test!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
ing her husband back 10 health
Editor.l
nv iDAH MO. GIBSON

Nv fCRft W ~ 1fD01'"
Ny first thought when ] started
10 write this article was that you
would like 10 know how Mrs. Theo-
dore Roosevelt looks.
Well. I must say that she Ii hard
10 describe. She II slender. but
graceful Of figure. and her natural.
iy curly dark hair puffs all about
her oval face. which In rather pale.
with a skin 80 delicate that it
seems lighted from within when
she smiles.
Her eyes are blue. and her mouth
most sensitive. Il reveals her es-
cry thought almost before she
speaks.
Mrs. Roosevelt In not one Of
those women who take themselves
too seriously. She smiles often
and has a great sense OF humor:
indeed. one OF her fads Ia collect,
ing nonsense rhymes. and she
laughs heartily over many that
have the colonel as their subject.
The progressive candidates wife
" noted for her splendid executive
ability. The dispatches have told
you how nhs brought order In the
coloners room az Mercy hospital
and how she soon established her
own absolute rule where only the
stricken victims impetuous viii
ruled before.
Al Sycamore I'm. Khe In can.
ager In the full sense OF the word
because abe considers ~ the duty
OF a wife and mother 10 be the
homekesper. absolutely.
For hundreds Of years the fore.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
Kissed the Flag

class OF immigrant children were recently graduated
from the Baron de Hirsch school in New YORK where IN
half year they had learned speak well enough to enter
the public schools r.,
During the graduation exercises, when the American nag
was horne past the children little girl pulled up the folds
reverently kissed them The flag meant 10 her nesoo
and safety Tor the refugee an end oppression and the
right TO life liberty and the pursuit OF happiness
This is getting education at its very roots 49,
No other knowledge that can be erammed into child
Immigrant native born valuable to HIM and TO the
community as is the knowledge OF the principles OF good
citizenship and the blessings of sef-government
IL is charged that schools teach everything
under the sun except important thnggood eiti-
zenship
The child cannot be taught early that his first and
sacreiest duty be good citizen, stauneh pillar IN
the temple that shelters mankind in common interest good
order and brotherhood.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

ticles.
Why. for instance. should a mans
marital troubles be dragged into a
political fightg Is IL a fact that
marital troubles unfit him for Of.
fieeg IL this were 40 there would
be many states right now whose
present officials would have 10 get
out OF office. The court IL the
place 10 deal with such subjects
not the papers. or the political
arena. A man cannot defend him.
self against such attacks made In
the last part OF campaign. but sen.
sibie people pay no heed to such
charges. G. n. King. 9sis Union 81.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
LOTS Of BEAUTIFUL, GLOSSY HAIR,
NO DANDRUfF--25 CENT ''DANDERINE'
COMING OUTFIT DRY BRITTLE THIN YOUR SCALP
iTcHEs AND 10 FULL OF pANDRUFF-usE "DANpERlNE"t

Within ton minutes after an APP
plication OF Danderine you cannot
find single trace OF dandruff or a
loose or falling hair. and your scalp
will not itch, but what will please
you most will be after few weeks
use. when you will actually see new
hair, fine and downy at first--yes--
but really new halr--growing all
over the scalp.
A little Danderinc will immedi-
ately double the beauty OF your
hair. No difference how dull, faded.
brittle and scraggy, just moisten q
cloth with Danderine and carefully
draw II through your hair. taking
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

At THE pAnTAoEs

Harrison Green and Kathryne
Parker are a hit at the Pantases
this week in a song and talk aud
dance act. Though they spring
nothing particularly brilliant or
new. they somehow or other con
trivo TO keep their audience con.
vuleed. The Hamada Japs. wire
walkers and balancers. are good
There are sir Ia the troupe. four
being girls. and the whole six are
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

one small strand al time. The cf.
feet is amazing hair win be
light. fluffy and wavy, and have nm
appearance of abundance--an In.
comparable lustre. softncss and
luxuriance. the beauty and simmer
OF true hair health.
Get 25-cent bottle OF Knowlton's
Danderine from any drug store or
toilet counter, and prove to yourself
tonight--now--that your hair ia as
pretty and soft as nny--that II has
been neglected or injured by care
less treatment - that's all - you
surely can have beautiful hair and
lots OF II II you will Just try little
! Danderine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
At THE oRpHEuM


Lulu Mcconnell and Grant Simp-
son headline good bin at the
Orpheum this week with a real
farce called The Right Girl" II
tells of the experience of young
man who is trying 10 get married.
but who Is bothered by the twin
sister of his Intended Miss Nc
Connell plays the twins. and makes
some mighty quick changes doing
Il. The Nat Nabarro troupe OF
athletes are stars. From the big
gest one down to the little 6-year-
old hoy they're all first class. Miss
Iliilda Hawthorne has yentriloGuist
act that's hard TO beat George IL.
Watt transforms himself into a
human conductor of electricity
shooting strong currents of cleo
tricity through his body. The Ward
brothers are pair of monocled
dudes. Snoozer Is a white bull dog
that Is well trained.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

Any high class opera company
which comes TO Seattle "unaus
piced" by some society musical
club viii draw less. much less,
than a third rate artist presented
by such club.
Tho Sheehan opera company IN
Won Fiosow's Martha" delighted
a fair audience last night Daint,
Gladys Caldwell In tho name part
added one more success TO her
string. and her rendition OF The
Last Rose OF Summer was re.
pcatedly oncored. III Troyatore'
In the bill for tonight and Satur'
day night. The Chimes OF Nor
mandy" Thursday night. Martha
again Friday night and The Love
Tales of Hoffman" Saturday matt
nee.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

bears OF Edith Kermit Ross-
have been people OF mesrs |.
who work for them h,s
used % being waited upon ~
them. until they are past -
and then are pensloned.
Sycamore lin home moss y
service IA performed BIZ 49,.
people who simply adore a. "a
tress- and well they MAJ. !.
Il as careful Of their right 4 \.
her own.
In my recent visit thers I =
my coat upstairs and xhes / -
leaving. Mrs Roosevelt ~ =
quite a matter Of course:
Ethel. 10 up and get Nm q
sons coat"
Ia a moment Miss Ethd
helping me on with the WA h.
a very little incident. but i " !.
70 the simplicity and sintsrs n.
pitality Of the Roosevelt ~.
and the absolute democratic ~ Z.
which prevails among theu.
Roosevelt never epeaks = ~
plain" people nor the Cor Z
people. but you feel when uIl<,
TO her that you and abe - "a.
with all the great human -
Highly educated, she NJ er
while IN the white house. q -
verse with a number Of o.
eign ministers and ambasen1
In their own language On -
which appealed to them moS "a
the plain things Of life sppoei =
her quite as much. While I
In Oyster Bay I was told a ! -
cussion between Mrs. Hoo
and another woman on IL surr
ton Of apple pie and crean ~
the way 10 serve IL
II II were possible. q sixnce -
Mrs. Rooseyelt's menus for 1 w.
would be a lesson In dou~rs
economy. The food vhjeh I
brought 20 her table IL Of ~ =,
choosing and her meals an aIvuu
ordered In reference TO the pero1d
combination OF food vslnea 4
though they must also appenl \
the eye as well as TO palate.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
NOT so HOT.
A WINNER

NOT
candidate In
his and IN
while a he
and without saying who be lind out
- " - - w.
Did hear that this inquired after some
Yea. replied The butcher. 7
what do o.
"Pshnwf" aad the
that hundred mcs trying soupbonos
The candidate concealed identity-Kanaas Clfs scar
THE READY DEFINITION
is n arctic
"A bace place they dispense sof, drinks
Illinois - - - ~
CHEERFUL.
iandady fehowng room)-And a cheerful view
Gentleman docking It's n cemetery
Ianday-Yes. comfortns viii n. wb.,
you out to think that no thera-puneh. - = -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
PRACTICAL

b so you want 20 inieFea,
! yourself in politicay
; well" replied the energetic
! woman, Il kind o. thought
: maybe that II could tend 20
! the politics for the family.
} John would lind time 10 stay
; home aud put up sono shelves
\ ln the pantry ---washington
\ Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

when was boy, said the
man Who IL mildly bosntful. = was
coamldered one OF the best baseball
players ln our township.
What position did you play
ANY position NJ all Our aide
always stood a fine chance Of win
uipg. You see. | went AZ the game
automatically and made i positive
IN understood that any umpire who
decided against me wosiid have 70
fIght Washington star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
shr KNEW

She What an atrocious nechtie'
Why. | wouldn't trust you 10 ne
lSct anything on earth. | never
knew a man with 30 little taste.
lie tchucklinKl You forget that
I selected you. my dear.
She THAT was something you
couldn't hclp.--cloyeiand Plain
Dealer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
AT THE EMPRESS

= : = = :" >" = = = = = = = - = - -
Acrobats come and 20, week In
and week out. mt the vaudeville
theatres. until often audiences
grow weary of them. but this week
there's troupe at the Empress
that's worth going TO see. The
Three Spa Brothers do eadto-head
balancing that is wonderful. One
of them climbs a ladder with the
other balanced on his head, then
goes down and ascends again with
the other balanced from his head by
only one hand. The rest of the
show is mainly of the variety
known as MISUNDERSTANDING. with
some mighty good destroyers work.
ing. There are two acts, Van and
Carrie Avery, and George Garden
and Kathryn Chalonler, that are
rivals for honors of leading de-
stroyers. Apparently the contest
between the two acts was draw.
---~---as---------------------
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
JOSH WISE
SAYS.

- 9 eie ysport
will soon be bill.
Cd by the Iyceum
course for iss star
attraction. Prof.
q. c. Whecxer.
who will lecture
on that vital hu-
man topic, Jokes
. Have Read Prof.
Whecxer comes
heraided as the
Laughing ttyona
Of the Shcrt.taik
Circuit. and a rare
treat 10 In store"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

why didn't you arrest that man
when | denounced him as a pick
p0cketg~ demanded the lrafo cit
lien.
Il thought II VAS Just a little po-
ilticnl discussion" explained the
policeman. Piitnburg Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

first class performer. Beni,
Leonard In little but oh ny" 8.
calls herself the Kid in Konsfy.
and the comedy she funs q
ought TO be spelled with Z T.
Whitncy's operate dolls are NJ
good.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

THE standpat gangs fight
in this state reminds one OF
stories about the political
fights OF about IS years ago,
when candidates and follow
ers accused each other OF
every known crime. smashed
windows and noses and made
language and gore How with
utmost freedom.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

Virtue Is It's own reward" quot.
cd the wise guy.
mo wonder a man hates 10 be
known az 4 good thing" replied the
Almple mug. Philadelphia Record.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
HUNGRY ron IT

LIANT wlndlelgh the most pub.
LEFTY hungry citizen you ever mctf
~Iunt about. Why. do you know.
his fAsorlte hymn IL I'm Glad
There'n a Mention In the Skies. -
JnaEa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

got to be married this year OF
she loses fortune Of $4,000
She wants husband under
80. "a home man with a low.
ing disposition"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
THE WRONG MAN.

Inc reporter who bad accompanied the special train the
OF hurried the
mad IN sling bandage over his
and his knocked
the locomotive and horrible ruin all about
Can give particulars
reporter. taking out his pocketbook
II haven't heard OF accident replied
figured stffiy. ~ -
IIe o the he raIrond-Fuu
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
QAzlAu AIId1g
HiOCf

AN oLp Foov

Hes way behind the times"
whats the natter
Gle had a chance 10 grab off a
lot OF easy money recently and he
refused II just because he thought
Il wasn't strictly honest. detroit
Frao Press.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
q. 0TheotficAl@
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

Moore--JoRcph Shechan Opera
Co. In III Trosat0re.
Metropoiissr--Dsrk.
scasfie--The Seattle Stock Co,
In ~iirewsterE Millions"
Aihsnabrz - fhoioplAys and
vaudeville.
ofpheur,- Vaudeville.
Empress -~tsnfeviiia.
psntaues Vaudeville
crsnd--vaSderllle ana motion
pictures
Clemmer--fhotobilys and van.
dayiile.
Melbourne Phntopiays and van.
desills.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

NOW irate husband Nat Goodwin OF de
bauchng his wife Mrs Doughty stage Margaret More
land And Doughty isn't filing his suit for advertising pur
poses either Thinks Margarefs affection worth 20
perfectly good Goodwin dollars.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
THE READY DEFINITION
The Editors Mail

Editor Tho Star: Here Is the
question to be decided on Novem.
Der 9Th. next:
lst-To erect at once a $3.50. 900
courthouse on the property OF King
county. at Third and jefferson.
2nd--To vote si.400.0 900 In order
to buy at an unknown - price the
new site proposed by the Boguc
plans final cost $4,000. 000) and
TO start there. after a new regrade.
the erecting Of a courthouse at an
unknown cost.
We, OF Seattle. have paid last
year two times more municipal
taxes than our rival neighbors. We
have graded. regarded. severed.
eemented and lighted the entire
city ten yenrs In advance. We
have advertised Seattle all over the
continent.
What is the matter with the in
vsstors? What IL the matter with
the much-wanted influx of popula-
ton? Where are they? ASK those
kind Bogue people who are 10
willing to teach us. free. how 10 20
more into debt, de luxe" In order
to attract bread winners.
There are more than one million
dollars OF delinquent assessments
In Seattle today. G. A. Clement,
2127 Second av.
Editor The Star: II Is growing
very evident that a great majority
Of the political murders are caused
by the political demagogcry of the
press and by the public speakers
attacks on candidates and office
holders. Such things as TO say
that II Roosevelt were elected he
would proclaim Nmself king will
naturally have bad effect on one
mistreatcd under a monarchical
form OF government or natural
hater of all rulers. And this evil
VIII continue as long as we have
our present system OF electlng Of
ficials. Some different system
should be adopted. The present
one costs too much. there Is too
much money at stake, and those
who furnish the large amount OF
necessary money use extreme
measures TO elect their man. One
OF these methods In through the
press, and they can always find ed.
itors to publish their abusive ar.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
He MAKES A HIT

Are you walking ar0unl =
world on a big bet,~
NO, ma'am.-
Survivor OF the San FFasduu
disaster. no donhfr~
NO. ma'am: I'm Just . ~
tramp"
Come 10 and I'll cook you Z ~
meal. Louisville CourierJourn1l
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

CHANCE for some lonely
bachelor to marry: Miss Z.
X. Radcliffe, Elgin, ILL.,. has
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
A REAL HERO

First Bachelor what's your idea
o. a her0f
Second flachelor--A Mormon
Judge
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
SOUNDS like a tale out o

SOUNDS like a tale out OF
IN old story book: Turkish
sultan sends bag OF millet seed
to culgaria's car, with note
saying his soldiers are as nu-
merous as the seeds. Gar
sends note 10 sultan with bag
OF red peppers, saying that Tor
Turks to stick noses into Bull
garia's affairs is like sticking
EN- into fiery peppers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
WE'RE the biggest be!

WE'RE the biggest beer producing nation earth and
agricultural department has had put the question
TO what beer up congress Pass il TO that United
States supreme courti
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
LOUIS F. SWIFT OF Chi

LOUIS F. SWIFT OF Chi
cago. in Seattle today. says
Northwest's output OF hogs
should be increased 100 per
cent, because farmers get big
prices for them. We've
noticed that the hog trust
isn't exactly getting poor on
prices 1T charges consumers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

IN EARLY times in New England girl not per
mitted marry until she could make loaf OF bread
it in smooth slices while They let EN- marry
they eat a loaf Of bread.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

THE present exchange OF kind courteses between tn
Tafts and Roosevclts reminds that rot long agooh
well, what's the use? Onward Christian Sodcrsi And
you can't onward, stay where. you arel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

RUINS OF Babylon have given up letter devoted 10
the high cost living Those Babyonians didn't solve tina,
problem and today there is Babylon. Get busyi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

BALTIMORE STAR has got up list OF What Tai,
Has Not Done" and finds only 50 things 70 put in L.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

WHO'S the prohibition nominee for PRESIDENT Quiz
now and no fair calling up the telephone girl to find OF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
NOT ON EXHIBITION

Jimmie had been a naughty boy.
We presume. but there IL q note OF
pathos with the humor OF the con.
yersation he conducted with the M.
tie girl next door GU the day after
his sixth birthday. says the Cicye.
land Plain Dealer.
show me what you got for your
birthday, Jimmie" begged the IT.
tie girl.
Il won't do II" said Jimmie.
"Oh. please. Amt nice TO your
Yep. You're all right"
Then show me what Won got"
Il daresn't--honest. Marg'rct.
daresn't,"
Investigation revealed that the
poor Kid had received nothing but a
spanking.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
Observations

NEPHEW DIAZ is doing things at Vera Cruz that viii
commend him his rich uncle anyhow
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

THE newest white mans hope" Mr.. McCarty There
hope a quiverng all about his anyhow.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

Save money on your druyx
Bartells adj. page 5.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

A tncmber OF the Chicago bar old
this story at lawyers dinner In
Indiana:
"A farmers son in Illinois con.
ccived a desire 10 shine as a legal
light Accordingly he went TO
Springfield. whore he accepted en-.
ployment At a small sum from a
fairly wollknown lawyer. AT the
end OF three days study be re-
turned 10 the farm.
Wen. Bill. how dye like the
law" asked the father.
~ aln't what it's cracked up to
be- responded Bill gioomiiy. Tn
sorry learned II. Chicago Posf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23

Need anything In the drug line
See Bartelrs list. page s. go
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-23
PENNrNG.
EDMUND

TON. president OF the 500
railroad. can be STYLED a real.
tested American citizen. He
could be heir TO the title and
estates Of Lord Muncastcr. in
England, but he says he's
turned down the chance.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-11-21
RASH SPREAD TO ARMS

76S Roach Ave-, Indianapolis, Ind
SAT first I noticed small eruptions on
my face. The trouble began as q rash.
II looked like red pimples. In a few
days they spread to my arms and back.
They itched and burned 10 badly that
I scratched them and OF ours the re-
suit was blood and matter. The erup-
lions festered, broke, opened and dried
up, leaving the skin dry and scaly. !
spent many sleepless nights, my back,
arms and face burning and itching;
sleep was purely and simply out OF
the question. The trouble also caused
Disagreement. My clothing trritated
the breaking out %aN.
'By this time I had used several
weIl-known remedies without success.
The trouble continued. Then / began
to use the sample Of Cuticura Soap
and Ointment. within sever or eight
days I noticed gratifying results. ]
purchased a full-sized cake Of Cuti-
cura Soap and a box Of Cuticura Oint-
ment and In about eighteen or twenty
days my cure was complete" (Slgned)
Miss Katherine McCallister, Apr. IL,
1912. ....
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept L Boston"
Adv.