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The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
GOOD STUFF" A Confirmed Coffee Drnker Takes to
 Postun.

A housewife was recently surprised when cook served Postum instead of coffee. She says:
 For the last five or six years I have been troubled with nervousness, in- digestion and heart trouble. couldn't get any benefit from the doctors med icine so finally he ordered me to stop drinking coffee, which l did.
 T drank hot water while taking the doctors medicine, with some improve ment, then went back to coffee with the same old trouble as before.
 "A new servant girl told me about Postum--said her folks used it and liked it in place of coffee. We got a package but I told her l did not be- lieve my husband would like it, as he was great coffee drinker.
 "To my surprise he called for a third cup, said it was good stuff and wanted to know what it was. We have used Postum ever since and both feel better than we have in years.
 My husband used to have bad spells with his stomach and would be SICK three or four days, during which time he could not eat or drink any. thing. But since he gave up coffee and took to Postum, he has had no more trouble, and we now fully be- heve it was all caused by coffee.
 T have not had any return of my former troubles since drinking Pos tum, and feel better and can do more work than in the last ten years We tell everyone about it-some say they tried it and did not like it. tell them it makes all the difference as to how it's made. It should be made accord ing to directions-ehen it is delicious" {"
 Name given by Postum Co.,. Battle Creek, Mich. Read the book. "The Road to Melville" in pkgs. There's @ reason"
 Ever read the above letter. A new one appears from time to tire. They are genuine, true. and full of human interest. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Somewhere he lives-perhaps across the
 street. And knows not how to him approaches
 fate On patient, unrelenting steady feet That have the pace to find him soon or
 late. Somewhere he is-it may be you or me! (ut doubtless fate will not be so un-
 kind And neither you nor I that day shall be The unsuspecting man whom fate will
 fnd). Somewhere this man goes to his daily
 work,
 He keeps his little round of hours and
 tasks, Undreanins what the futures fog and
 mirk
 With cryptic. mystic silence this day
 masks. He little knows what is for him in store; Today he mayhap smiles or huns a
 song Or lounges idly in some friendly door And mods to all the friends who pass
 along. And still the finger points unto him new. Though neither you nor I, nor anyone May see the hand full-leveled at his
 brow.
 May realize the deed that shall be
 done. Ah. what a binding maze is this our life. Wherein we neither know by sight nor
 speech Which Of us shal go on in peace or strife, Which enc of us fate's iron hand shall
 reach! It is but a turning of the road Today into tomorrow leaps so soon The gaudv chaplet changes to a goad, The storm breaks in the dreaming hush of noon; The song ends in a breathless. broken
 strain. The vision fades into a melting mist We are the toys that chance views with
 disdain. That fate filings wheresoever she may
 list. And SO for him, unknown, we heave a sigh Though praying that if it be one of us We may persuade stern fate to pass by And rot, forsooth. to overwhelm us thus. Somewhere. all unsuspecting. lives the
 man Who little dreams that it is fates de-
 cree That he shall be, within a few years
 span, Made a ice-presidential nominee!
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
h23SlISS fSHP fSs hAI:a SHEs s2Es kSl EHa
SAW NO CAUSE FOR WORRY
Small Boy Pretty We'll Satisfied That the Future Was Not Likely to
 Be a Hard One.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer says:

The Cleveland Plain Dealer says: A Lakewood woman was recently reading to her little boy the story of young lad whose father was taken ill and died, after which he set him. self diligently to work to support him. self and mother. When she had fin ished the story she said:
 Dear Billy, if your papa were to die would you work to support your dear mammal"
 'Naw!" said Billy, unexpectedly.
 But why not?"
 "Ain't we got a good house to live in?"
 Yes, dearie-but we can't eat the house, you know"
 "Ain't there lot O stuff in the pan try"
 Yes, but that won't last forever"
 It'll last till you git another hus- band, won't it? You're a pretty good locker, ma!'
 Mamma gave up right there.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Explains the Undertaker's Crouch.

Who is that fellow sitting bumped up and muttering to himself out there on the horse block?"
 "Aw, that's Ezra Toombs, the under taker," replied the landlord of the Skeedee tavern. Hes feeling sore over the way his business has been going of late You see, the doctor gave Judge Feebles two weeks to live. tsat was six weeks ago, and the judge is up and around now and figgerin' on marvin again. Every time Ezra meets the doctor he asks him, How about it, hey?' and they have row. And now he's sittin out there watch ing tramp painter gliding the weath- CT vane of the church across the street. Ezra says, by Heck, he's about ready to move away, things is so dead here. Kansas City Star
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Absorbed.

A college professor noted for his concentration of thought, returned home from a scientific meeting one night. still pondering deeply upon the subject that had been discussed. As he entered his room he heard noise bed
 Is there someone there?" he asked, absently.
 No, professor" answered the in truder, who knew his peculiarities.
 That's strange" muttered the pro- lessor q was almost sure I heard someone under the bed"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
DaddY's Whack-Whack.

On the occasion of her last visit to certain Baltimore household young matron of that city found little friend in tears.
 Whats the matter with little Ma rie?" she asked. endeavoring to con sole the weeping child
 Daddy has just given me whack- whack," the youngster replied between sobs.
 "Thoughtless daddy" exclaimed the young woman, repressing smile And where did he whackwhack little Marie?"
 "On the back of my tummy," was the answer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Man of CanacitN-

What do you think of this?" asks the man with the newspaper. Here is an item stating that Julius Kess- Ter of Chicago now holds 30,000 bar rels of Kentucky whisky"
 Why" answered the man without the newspaper, T think that Julius will be trying to hold all the head ache medicine he can buy one of these bright and balmy mornings"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Reason Was Plain

My husband has deserted me and I want a warrant" announced the large lady.
 What reason did he give for de serting you?" asked the prosecutor
 q don't want any lip from you. I want warrant. don't know what reason he had"
 T think I understand his reason" said the official feebly, as he proceed ed to draw up warrant.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
His Point of Xantane.

The mayor of a small town was try ing a negro for abusing his wife. She claimed he got drunk and tried to beat her and she hit him.
 The mayor turned to their little girl and asked
 Girl, was your father under the influence of whisky when yd UT mother hit him?''
 "No, sah! He was under the kitchen table," she very quickly replied Mack's National Monthly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
An InterrIotion.

"Canst thou then draw out le- viathan with hook?" said the pas tor, in sonorous tones
 Well" exclaimed Old Man Fisher, who had been mapping in a rear seat. you ought to have seen the 15-pound net"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Call to Arms,

Bang" went the rifles at the ma neuvers.
 "Oo-oo," screamed the pretty girl a nice, decorous, surprised little scream. She stepped backward into the surprised arms of young man "Oh." said she, blushing, q was fright. ened by the rifles. I beg your par don."
 Not at all," said the young man Let's go over and watch the artil- lery."
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Engl9i Jew torpedo boat destroy CTS will be given names from Shakes peare and Scott So, in the near flu ture. we may expect to see The Mer ry Wives of Windsor engaging in battle, accompanied by The Two Gen tlemen of Verona" "The Lady of the Lake" and The Antiquary" The war correspondent of the future prob 7bly will be chosen from among the book reviewers
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Wise Younq Man.

That was a very wise Cambridge student of whom the London story tellers were talking some time ago One of his college friends finding him self without funds, went to this Sol omon of students to borrow He found him in bed. Seizing him by the shoul der, he shook him.
 T say" he said, "are you asleep?'
 Why do you ask?" queried the other, sleepily.
 "I want to borrow a sovereign"
 Yes" said the other, turning over and closing his eyes I'm asleep"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
How He Suffered.

Does your husband suffer much with the felon on his finger?" ask ed of the wife of the deaf and dumb man
 Indeed" she answered he is oft en perfectly speeches. from the pain"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Don't Take Cal0mei Bonds Pills Are Better.
They do not sicken or grine-

They do not sicken or gripe.
 They do not tear you to pieces"
 They do not leave you constipated. They are small, mild, effective Why waste time and money on unknown and expensive purgatives?
 Just take one Bonds Pill at bed time for that headache, biliousness, torpid liver, etc, and wake up we'll! All Druggists, 25c. or send to Bonds Pharmacy Co.,, Little Rock, Ark.
 A free sample on request. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Submits TamelY.

"Is Scriblet what you would call a struggling author?"
 ''No indeed. When an editor puts him out he doesn't offer the slightest resistance"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
A Woman's Way,

What sort of woman is she?'
 Why, she's the sort of woman that finds delight in reading all the stuff that's printed about the new babies of the idle rich
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
No Such Aspersion.

Do you get a stipend for your weekly work?"
 ''Nothin like that. I git reg'lar pay"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

No doubt many woman's hap piness would bubble over if she could only get thin worrying about how fat she is.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Eaas Are Eucs.

Strutter (who thinks of adopting the stage)-Do you think I could make money on the stage?
 Manager-Y-e-s, yor might, If you are good catch and own an incu- bator.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
nnnnSicfancA

'T shouldn't think such a pronounced prohibitionist as you are would want to make trip to Berlin"
 Why not?"
 Because 1t is always on the Spree. :.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Down to Date

Why do you ring a bell every time you get coin in your cup?"
 q believe in giving the utmost pub licity to all contributions, answered the mendicant with significant smile
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Warninn Note

Johnny-Paw, what does it mean when it says sound the tocsin?''
 Mir Wise-Oh l reckon it's one of these fights about antitoxin.
 IhLeA--G1a-e>GI
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
A Foolish Habit.

'I hear that some people drink gasoline Seems a foolish thing to do"
 "I should say so Why, If a fellow drank gasoline it wouldn't be safe to smoke"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

God has placed the genius of wom- en in their hearts. Dc use the works of this genius are always works of love.-Alphonse De Lamatina.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Many a mans bad luck Is due to the fact that he has neither inherited ability nor acquired industry
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Every time you tell your troubles you are wasting the other fellows time
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Serious One.

What was the last operation tha famous surgeon performed?'
 He cut his wife out of his will.''
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Mrs. Winsow's Soothing Syrup for Children teethng. softens the gums, reduces inhamma- ton, ailays pain. cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
 AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS CHILL TONIC You know what you taking. The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle, form, and the most er"rtual form. For grown people and children, 50 cents. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

The pitcher that goes to the box too often is knocked out.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
BoHLINGERrS COLLEGE l3 2i5 West a Street, Little Rock, Arkansai
L suaI One

Usual One What is the latest thing which Mrs. Cooke has in the way of q pickle?" T guess it is her husband"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
BOHLINGER'S COLLEGE

The Telegraph and Shorthand School Uhere students achieue success. Cur Telegraph department fuiiy four times larger than any similar department in the State. The onEy institution bearing official recognition Of leading Rail roads. OUing 10 the unprecedented deulandfor our GRADUATE cOe wouid urge those contemplating the study Of TELECRAPHT 10 start at o1ce under positiUe GUARANTEE Of a position ds soon as qualified.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Is it blow to spiritualism when a man strikes a happy medium?
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

If you wish beautiful. clear, white clothes. use Red Cross Ball Blue. At all good grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

It is easy for girl to pretend to loyaAa old millionaire and fool him into Thinking it is real.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Most of our comforts grow up be- tween our crosses.-Young.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
INTERNATIONAL, SUNDNSCHOOL
 LESSON
C3y E. o. SELLERS. Director of Evening Department, The Moody Bible Institute, Chlcago)
LESSON FOR OCTOBER 20.
MISSION TO THE GENTlLEs.

LESSON TEXT-Mark 7:24-SO and Mat thew S:5-13
 GOLDEN TEXT-"Him that cometh to me l will in no wise cast out."-JohD 6:37.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

ITCH Relieved in 30 Minutes. Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds Contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

Dinks-Do you believe that animals think?
 Winks-Certainly Doesn't the car hog who takes up all the seat think he owns the car?
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Accounted Fo.

"The piece was very raw" Then it deserved a roasting"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Big Differenc,

Big Difference. Did you have any osculatory enter tainment at your party?" No; only some kissing games"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18
Neaiect and Cruelry.

50 you want divorce?" said the lawyer.
 Yes, replied the woman with tear-stained cheeks. He has been guilty of neglect and cruelty"
 Tn what respects?"
 He neglected to feed the bird while I was away and says the cruelest things he can think of about Fido."
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-10-18

"Oh, dear, officer, was my poor hps- band shot when yOu got him to the station?"
 NO madam; only half shot"
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13
.AOUSEMOV|NG RECORD
MADE BY AMAnIlL0AN

q. w. WHnneham. the well knowa
house-moycr % amarillo. has smash
ed an previous records for long-dis-
talce hotse-moying yesterday wncn
be completed the Journey with a four
roomed cottage taken from a point
one mile from Vega to the northeast
and located Il twenty-one mites north
and east OF Amarillo. This cottage
Is the properly Of p. F.. Boesen. and
is being located on his ranch.
II Is note din connection with this
removal OF the house that the build
irg Is intact, and in as good shape as
when the start was made from near
Vega. Two DAYS and a hail have
been consumed In the removal. and
Two men were engaged in the task.
these being the engineer and IN wat
or aud fuel man.
This feat Of removal Is one of the
most remarkable in the state. 10 tar
as is known Mr. Willingham Is
proud Of this showing, and states that
he claims honors over al others In
this lire in this section OF The state.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13


The amarillo Daily Nowe
Gentlemen win you kindly pub
.ish tho following
u has been stated through mis-
understanding or malice that
have made charges connecting Ger
tain aldermen with graft. 90 is only
far % Those gentlemen and 10 my.
sell 10 sag cmphaticallv that I do
not Know OF any misconduct Of any
nature. that any aldermen Of the pas,
two wears have been guilty Of: and
that positively have not over made
anv charges against any OF them
either publicly or privately.
Tho character Of those who have
mifqtoicd me, lead me To believe
that they were sincere in their state
meat and therefore misunderstood
ny remarks Respectfully.
JEAN BROWNE.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13
PANHANDLE PRESS MEN
HOLD MEETING TODAY

) NJ Smith. aciirg president %
the Panhandle Press Association. an I
editor % tho Pampa News. vas In
Amralllo Yesterday enroute % Nc
Lean where he will preside al he
seml-annlal mectiur ~ the press
workers ~ the district Notable
amo-y 'he cthor visitors Of the Tress
Association membership was Miss ID
NAY Farrell. editor OF the Glazier
Review other visitors were here
during the dav. an leaving on the
early evening Rock Island train for
tho GRAY county metropolis
Another party compose' Of Iudec
d. 81 Proslcr. Sam Vauehn. J. J..
Topc and Mr. Nosely OF Dallas LETT
this mornirs early for the meetir-
in an automobile n IS expected tnat
without accident or incident ia' auto
plriy vI,. reach Mclean about o
O'Clock 10 rho Ircr0on The ANA
rillo pa~fy expects % return tQ.,lho
Gy thig afternoon or oy00iu/
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13

Continued from PAGE one.
Tranco-Prrss lan war broke out She
hurried "a StrassLura and pluncec
headlong into the work Of nursins
tho wounded soldiers. She proceeded
later 70 Paris and rendered assist
ance in relieving the distress alter
the fall Of Commrne Her work
abroad did not 90 unrecoenized. In
addition 10 rewards OF a more sub
stantiaI character she received num-
erous medals and decorations from
the sovereigns Of the old World.
For several years after her return
10 America she urged upon the Gov
eminent the confirmation Of the Red
Cross treaty by the United states
During the years 1877 and 1873 she
spent most OF her time al pansville'
y Y. waiting for the authorities 10
act. In 1881 she took the matter np
with President Garfield. Secretary
OF state blaine gave his approval TO
the action proposed. and or May 81
1881. meeting was held in Wash
ington which resulted in the forma-
ton of the American Association OF
the Red Cross. Miss BARTON was
chosen first president OF tho society
aud this position she continued to
hold until adyancine years obliged
her TO relinuuish active work in 1908.
Under her personal direction the Red
Cross performed many works OF re-
lief in this and other countries II
aided in relieving the suffering due
10 the Michigan forest Tres. the
Mississippi and Ohio river Gods, the
Mississippi and Louisiana hurricane
AMI other catastrophos Then fol-
lowed her work IN the Texas famine.
the Mount Vernon tornado and the
Yellow fever epidemic iD florida.
More recent was the work in connec-
ton with the Johnstown 'lood the
Russian famine. the Sea Islands hur.
ricane and the Armenian 'roubles
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13

q twentv-vock vaudeville tour Of the
United States next season.
William Allen Whites novel en-
titled. \ Certain Rich Man" is 10
be- put on the stage for next season.
Margaret MAYO. author OF Baby
Mine is at present writing a play
which Is to be ready for production
next season.
Julia Sanderson and Donald Brian
will be starred during the next sea
son by Charles Frohman in new ma
steal comedies
Wish Wynne. the English singer,
who made highly favorable impress
sion in this country, Is 10 have an
other American tour.
Soon after the close OF her tour
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13
CALLS WILSON CLUB
MEET MONDAY NIGHT

A meeunr has been called Cor mex
MONDAY ai-ht by Jndec rs. ID. KIM
bFough. temporary chairman OF the
Panhandle Woodrow Wilson club. al
which the ORGANIZATION viii be rer-
fected and plans shaped ior the bro
secu'.on of an aggressive campaign
In tins section iu behalf of Goyerno-
Wilson candidacy for the Democrat
ic pr, Ient'ai nomination
The meeting which was called 10
last Thursday was indefinitely posi-
poned or account ot conflict with the
Ramsey club meeting and q Is urged
that all supporters OF Governor Wit
son De in attendance Monday night
as matters OF Importance will receive
consideration
u is stated hat 90 county pr.
mary De- called. tho call must be is-
sued Cor May 4. with the convention
following on May e. as prescribed by
law. ln sIoN % the ncarness OF thos,
date. e8rIg and aggressive action ID
deemed paramount.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13

In The Runaway" Miss Billie Burke
intends 10 revisit Paris, London and
rural England.
Pauline La Verne, wife Of the Rev
John William JCnes OF Omaha, Neb.,
is a member OF the American Theatre
stock company in that city.
l.. S Sire will produce late in the
season a play by George Bronson
Howard entitled The Law and the
Lawless." Hassard Short will play
the leading role.
The cast for David Belasco's next
production. The Governors Lady, 4"
by Alice Bradley, includes Emmett
Corrigan. Robert McWade. Jr.. MIL
ton stills. Emma Dunn and Gladys
Hanson.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13
BIG CARS COMING FOR
AMARILLO AUTO RACES

The following Telegram from }
Alex Sloan who has In charge tho
fast racing team which was blllel
several weeks arc 20 put on a NEE,
in Amarillo Wednesday. Mr.. p. has
sent the following telegram % san.
y Vaughn:
San lose. Cal. April %. 1919.
sam Z Vaughn. Secretary Tor tho
Panhandle Auto Fair Association.
Amarillo. Texas.
Would rather run racing meet in
Amarillo following the Indiauapolia
dates, but viii ARRANGE 10 hc there
70 suit arrangements you have made
We appreciate YOUR Efforts o. make 90
big success Of this event. and we plil
do our part % assist you. The hi-
ear ls proving "a erelt sensation 81
tho coast country BE sure 20 &c,
sanction aud track license. Have
written YOU.
o. ALIEN SLOAN"
Reply h1s been made 90 Mr. Sloan
and Do uill nov make ha arranea
mont ir such manner as % give 20
amarillo tho fullest opportunity 'o
eet out q larec rathering DO is q .-
clarod hy those who understand -
auto game, that the cars carried 'E
Nr Sloan are purely iH the speeI
class with sensational records and
perhaps undeyeioped possibilities
This Is 90 be one OF the events adj
yeriised by the Amarillo Auto Trades
Excursion that leaves May +. The
auto race will be Of a sensational na-
ture even n no accident nor incident
occurs during the meet Nothing has
been seen In the state like the event
that Is now billed under the man
agemcnt OF Nr. Sloan The auto and
other business men are IN line for the
biz attraction. and Il Is believed thai
an immense crowd OF auto lovers will
gather here 10 witness the meet.
Gladness is expressed among the
auto men that this phase Of the al
traction will not be omitted 70 was
originally planned that this meet
should be feature 70 be advertised
during the auto excursion. but for q
time n seemed doubtful q connec-
ton could be- made The telegram
settles this matter finally. and adj
vertlsing matter viii now DO gotten
ont telling OF the races IN their de-
tails.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13

Dorothea SadlCr Is sUpp0rtirg Fe-
ice Morris and Edmund ReardOn In
In 1890"
David Higgins is now appearing IN
one-act condensation Of his play,
piney Ridge"
Gertrude Elliott will remain un-
der Charles Frohman's management
next season.
Thomas f. Shea Is soon to be pres
ent In vaudeville new sketch called
The Run on the Bank
Mrs. Langtry has arranged to make
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-04-13

Ping Bodie. OF the White ScN, has
lost the best pair OF trousers he
owned and Therefore feels somewhat
sore. also chasrlucd and likewise hu-
inflated. While IN Waco Ping sen.
his trousers 20 a negro tailor and
The "dinge" thinking they needed q
little gasoline, soaked them in Il. and
then applied a hot iron. No more
fine trousers for Pins He now wears
a pair OF pants.