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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-22
MISFIT
EMPLOYMENT
IS ADVOCATED
,NLY ONE MAN m rEN FITS HIs
zoe EXPERTS sAY--VocATIoN.
Al GUIDANCE URGED As TIE
REMUuY--s4oULo START EVEN
~ KINDERGARTEN.
W y .. Porter. Secretary Emasn0
society,"

uH r. y. Porter. Secretary Emcsncy
Society,"
Vocation guidance and scientific
string are tha Complementary sub
IecH ~ two oonferencea which the
Ef1riencr aociefY viii hcid this mnnth
~ thn 90fh end 10th. The first ~
heas. whtch uul consider ne various
wtndardn fnr uiEing up men. vii meet
I'D New Tork The second r. % -
heid On Boston with the co-operation
af ~. Meyer bloomfield and the local
Vocation Bureau Mr.. Portera article
H not oniy timely but redecta the
point ~ view of rrowinR number of
our tarEesf employers, quite a nun
Ter - whom are meluhern ~ the ~
cheney aocietyD
Don't expect - Hnd m strikes the
greatest industrial waste a. wff bs
found In Ire wronN employment %
uer out o. ten men probably oniy
enc lIia tlse Job that ha ouEht % be
hnuE. and out 81 Ten jobs probably
oH. one iH filled hy he man who
nHrHt 90 30 engaged fdr ST."
Uf an the statements made before
fhr last Conservation C5nwreEa az In
polls this one left perhaps the
strongest single Impression unon the
fH.H.suds % deieRatss who had gath
eI f1 consider re saving ~ vital
rr.IUrrr1. EVcrv one felt that the
nIsin unsupported statement needed
H1 statistical evidence to give De-
ucIFhE Common experience testified
tn HH substantial correctness
Some Men Not FN
% course. there are jobs that are
rot ht for any man. They are not
careerH=fhev ere FenthlnE tnfernos
And there are men who are az certain
~ not lt for any Sob. such JOBS and
uH1ch men ure hinge uus0ived public
urohlemg in themselves but an even
EF.Ifrf problem eonfronts society be-
cause iu nine cases out ~ ten. ths ne
man and tho Hf iub Do not meet
To Erapple successfully with the
celcafg and perpiexlnE taak of the a.
ssumFnt % work uiu require in-
creased effort along several lines Voc
gIUuuaI guidance iH perhaps tire most
important Genuine expert advice t0
young Ur prospective waao earners az
O. lHe work f0r which they are fitted
Is "a social need % the Ercatesf value
lu response 60 recognized need. a sCi-
fnrr is developing for tho discernmsni
~ LATENT talent. Tho mon rnwaNnd iu
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-22

"Fafher. We need we lmne curtains
FOR the parlor."
Um"
Also a Kinenoard ana q dining
room rus"
why 40 you tell men thisT-
7 want you 20 dsie what you
want for a Christmas pseut"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-22

Heartburn is a.vmpton % indires
ton. Take a des ~ HERBrNn in
such cases. The pin disappears In
stantly The hovAs operate speedily
and you feel nne, korous and cheer
full Price SOC. 80 hy all drug
rists. CAdvb
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-22

oniy yesterday CD~remher eol tho
Emcienry Society. which includes
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-22

sometimeE a man doesn't end me
CHS JOB he.ansa b cannot aIord d
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
Or. WILEY HAS QUIT
GOVERNMENT FOOD EXPERT
QUITS HIS POST AS Gov
EMINENT CHEMIST.
PUBLIC HEALTH BUREAU
Capital Surprised BY Report Of Resig-
nation-Doctor to Devote Rest
of Life Working for New
Department.

Washington. ID. CIR Harvey
". Wiley, chief of the United States
bureau of chemistry. handed his resig-
son. and announced that he would de-
vote the rest of his life to urging the
creation OF a national health depart
ment. entirely separate from any other
branch of the government service.
DIR. Wiley said he had several offers
under consideration. One is from a
lecture bureau, and others are of an
editorial and commercial nature. He
declared positively that he would not
enter business. Already he has agreed
TO deliver a series of lectures in Kan
sas and Colorado and at various points
In the east.
Asked whether he would be a candi-
date for head of the proposed federal
health department for which he an
nounced he was going to work. he de-
clared that he would not be, that he
had held all the government positions
he cared to fill
President Taft sent kilograms broad
cast to the heads of universities and
colleges throughout the country. ask
ing them TO recommend a successor
to Or. Wiley. The president said he
hoped in this way to get a consensus
of opinion as TO the best and most
available chemist.
Despite the fact that rumors had
been current for several weeks that
the governments pure food expert was
about to leave the service, the actual
news of DR. Wiley's resignation came
as big surprise to official Washing.
ton.
II is known that Wiley for long
time had been unhappy in his connec
ton with the department of agricul
ture. II is rumored that his action
was taken because Secretary of Agri
culture Wilson refused to dismiss DIR
+. l.. Dunlap, associate chemist
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
What 10 In q Manner

A Chicago man who hardly knew
one tune from another made the mis-
take OF taking a knowing woman to a
concert at Orchestra hall. The Sc
lections were apparently familiar to
him. but when the wedding March"
Of Mendelssohn was being played he
began to evince some interest
That sounds familiar" he said. Il
am not strong on these classical
is it?"
That" gravely replied the woman,
"is the 'Maiden's Prayer"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
Agricultural Bill Is Passed.

The second filibuster within four
days preceded the passage OF the
agricultural appropriation bill in the
house. The measure. which carried
approximately sl5.s00.00o. was delay.
ed in its final legislative stage in
the house by Minority Leader Mann.
He led a bitter fight against it in an
effort to obtain added appropriations
for the national forests and TO elimi.
Fate those voted for drainage Dur.
poses. In both his contentious the
Republican leader lost. The bill now
goes to the senate.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
Cigar Maker Arrested.

Minneapolis, March 20.-Michael
McGuirk, owner of the cigar factory
which was recently damaged by an
alleged incendiary fire. was arraigned
before United States Commissioner
Samuel Whaley in st. Paul on a
charge Of having falsified the report
MADE TO officials of the internal rev.
enue department with regard to the
number Of cigars manufactured b
him. McGuirk's arrest by the govern.
ment followed the investigation OF
the alleged incendiary fire in tn,
building In which he had his factory
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
No Wonder She Blushed.

Two of the University of Pennsyl-
vania track runners passed a learned
and preoccupied professor showing .
young woman visitor through the
Gardens"
With dainty SILVER. the girl re-
marked:
It's dreadfully cold--isn't ito be
without stockings?"
The professors mind turned for q
moment from contemplation OF the
fourth dimension.
Then why did you leave them or"
he asked.-Lippincott's Magazine.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
6 MEN FALL SIX STORIES
Winnipeg Workers Injured, One Per-
haps Fatally.

Regina, Sask. - Six men were
injured. one OF them perhaps fatally
as a result OF m accident on the new
Leader newspaper building here. The
men were going 20 work on the sixth
story Of the building and were being
taken up by steam hoist. The ca
BILE Of the hoist broke and all were
precipitated 20 the ground. The in
1ured are all Srtck,ayers,
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
II Drop of Blood

Or Q little water from the human system when
thoroughly tested by the chief chemist at DR..
Pieree's lnvslds' Hotel Buffalo, N. Y, tells the
story Of impoverished blood-nervous exhaustion
or some kidney trouble. Such examinations are
made without cost and is only . small part Of the
work Of the staff Of physicians and surgeons under
the direction of DR.. r. v. Pierce sivinS the best
medical sdvice possible without cost to those
who wish to write and make full statement Of
symptoms. An imitation Of natures method Of
restoring waste Of tissue and impoverishment Of
the blood and nervous force Is used when you
take alternative and klyceric extract Of roots,
without the use Of alcohol, such %
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A New Jersey woman Is suing for
damages because after . surgical
operation a pair OF forceps was sewed
up inside her. She is lucky not 10
have the price of the instrument
charged against its loss in her Din.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A prominent; dentist informs us tina,
false teeth are more sanitary than real
ones. but the man who knocks out his
Fellow mans teeth is not necessarily
looked upon as a philant aropist.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A near scientist tells US that when
ever a man tells a lie his big toe
wiggles. There must be some enthu-
siastic weighing on the bathing
beaches in summer.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
Final Recourse.

DO you want to get a hearing in
this court?" shouted the magistrate.
Sure. sir" replied the very deaf
defendant.
Then" yelled the magistrate, with
q last mighty effort, you will have to
60 to a specialist"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Though a Minnesota man caught a
ton Of fish with his hands. others have
made greater catches with their imag.
nations.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A Boston highbrow tells US that If
he had created the world he would
have made every woman beautiful.
And what would the beauty doctor do
then. poor thingf
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A Connecticut bank has gone to the
vail because its books had not been
balanced for forty years. II seems.
therefore. that the balancing OF bank
books Is important, after all.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Don't boast. even II you did have
eggs for breakfast The man to
whom you feel SO superior may have
had butter on his johnnycake.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

The death Of Lord Lister. who dis
covered antiseptic surgery and has
saved the lives Of thousands. recalls
the fact that he was not placed in the
list Of the twenty greatest.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Automatic starters may be all right
for automobiles, but they would never
do to set a political campaign in mo
ton
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

We await anxiously the time wheL
the little ex-Emperor Pu VI will be
gin making attempts to come back.
They all do It
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

We take on our hat to the pulmotor.
which not only draws suicides back
from the dark shore. but patches up
their lovers Quarrels.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A gun made Of cement is one OF the
latest devices for war purposes. II 10
dangerous to stand either at the muz-
Gle or the breech
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Fashion notes make II easy TO fore
tell that ladies' hats will be high and
pocketbooks retain their usual shape
of flatness.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A New York surgeon says the YER
inform appendix fulfills an important
function. He is. Of course. speaking
from the surgeons standpoint
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

The Massachusetts, man who has
been on the operating table thirty-five
times may be merely trying to estab-
lish q reputation as q cut-up.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Those Manchurian princes do not
make any pretenses to the effect that
they stepped out Of power In order
to devote more time to the uplift.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Golf balls are to be cheaper. But
We cannot paraphrase Marie Antoin-
cite and eat golf balls II We can't
have bread
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

The couple who get married in n.y.
ing machine evidently do not desire
elaborate ceremonies-just a plane
wedding
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Education does not mean teaching
people to know what they do not
know: 1t means teaching them to be-
have as they do not behaye.-Ruskin
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Bad luck is often but another name
for poor management.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Washington, ID. C.-The Demo
cratic free sugar bill passed the
house. 1873 to 1903. It's passage was
helped by "a Republican votes. al
though this was Offset by the defec-
ton of seven Democratic votes against
the bill by members from Louisiana
and Colorado.
At the last moment. Representa-
tive Martin. one of the Colorado men,
bers, blocked an attempt to fix plans
for consideration of the excise tax
bill. which througha taxtion of in
comes is expected to make up the rev.
enue lost by free sugar measure.
Leader Underwood was at no time
embarrassed by the tactics of the op-
position. The bill went through as
originally framed. A score of amend
ments were voted down as fast as
they We're put up.
Representative Mondell of Wyom-
ing. Republican, sought to amend the
measure by making il become effec-
tive only after receipt of a report on
the sugar industry by the tariff board;
Representative Broussard of Louisi-
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

What a pity that the average man
has no place to store away ice Tor
dusty day!
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
Stoo the pain.

The hurt of burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve Is applied. IL heals
druggists. For free sample write 10
J. W. Cole & Co. Black River Falls Wis.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A 27-pound lobster has been caught
At Atlantic City. II was not accom-
panied by a chorus girl
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Nov = society for promoting en-
cheney has been launched. One Of the
ways Of doing IL would be to waste
less time on forming fool organisa,
lions
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

The Palace OF Peace at The Hague
will be completed in July OF next
year. The work Is not being hurried
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Mrs. wfnsiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces infamma
ton. alIays pain. cures wind collie. &c . bottle
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

China invented fireworks a good
many hundred years before 1t had an
independence day TO explode them on.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
SiclL
Women

When shown positive and reliable proof that certain
remedy had cured many of female ills wouldn't any
sensible woman conclude that the remedy would also
benefit her if suffering with the troublef
Here five letters from southern which prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
grss.
anng spells
my Lydia Vegetable Compound
Blood Purifier Whenever suffering want TO tell her what
them"-Mrs ROBERT BLASKESnP Elston Montgomery Co.. Va
LETTER FROM LOUISIANA
Lydia Compound
up the morning feeling TO anything.
have taking Compound and Blood Purifier feel all
BLoNDEAu, l5N Poymnia St., New Orleans La
LETTER FROM FLORIDA.
Wauchua time giving
headache and discomfort
Was; and that was used make me well
would sufferer But started
either feel You friend to all and would rather
remedies than doctoMr MATTE HoDNoT Wau
ehula Florida
LETTER FROM WEST VIRGINIA.
Minburg, W. glad Lydia Pinkhams
table Compound has daughter myself
told dozen. people about and daughter that when
MARY 72 srd st. Martinsburg w. Va
ANOTHER LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
Newport Eve with such pains
and 09ade e to- ht @ &C. Compound and
found relief The medicine strengthened
viii be glad help lis suffering
from female 1929 Hampton Newport
News, Va.
Why don't you try this reliable remedy4
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

"Pink Eye" 10 Epidemic In the Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Doctors saved the life OF New York
man whose neck was broken But he
will still have to live in New York
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Other seeds may be higher this
year, but seeds of kindness will cost
NO more.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

There seems to be 10 kind OF Insect
powder tnat Is fatal to humbugs-
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE-"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO OJSiNINE Iook fo,
the signature Of Z, w. GROVE. Used the World
over 10 Cure . Cold In One Day. &c.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A long life and Q merry one may be ex
pected by those who use Garfield Tea, the
natural herb regulator. For sale at all drug
stores.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

II was with difficulty that Lake
Michigan was kept from freezing from
shore to shore this winter.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

A woman seldom eats II there 10
anything else for her to do.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Somebody has said I'VE are what We
cat" We doubt 1t especially when We
eat boiled cabbage and turnips.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

The peach crop promises to be
big enough for cholera morbus pur-
poses.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Some people love to tell the truth
when they think II will hurt.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Usually a man is a poor Judge Of
his own importance.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

II you are poorer than your reia
lions 1t is easy for you to dodge them
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

There never before was a time when
the world had so many ex-potentates.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

FARMS FOR RENT OR SALE ON CROP
payments. ]. MULHALL. Sioux City. Ia
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Some men give a dollar with one
hand and grab two with the other.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

The forty immortals have slid bach
into obscurity. and all is forgiven
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22
Or. HARVEY w. WILEY.
Chief Of Bureau Of Che mistry.

Wiley's antagonist on the pure food
question. II is asserted that only a
week ago Wiley submitted an ultima
tum to Wilson that either Dunlap must
be dismissed or he would resign. Viii
son refused to dismiss Dunlap. Dunlap
refused TO resign, and therefore Wiley
made good his threat. He has been
hampered In the administration of his
Office and harassed by the other Off
Gals. The recent Wiley-Wilson-M Me
Cabe controversy was but an outcrop-
ping of the friction that long has ex-
listed. A house committee that recent.
ly investigated affairs of the depart
ment eomplimented DIR. Wiley in the
highest terms and scored his enemies
In the department. lie entered the
service OF the government as chief
chemist in 1883. serving in that capac-
lily continuously until now.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

Why doesn't an ice foe dow"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-03-22

this am willing to give millions of free pack
ages. j tai oil the risk. Sold by druggistr
for 26 cents tal. For free package address,
Prof. nunyon. 63rd Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia p
Williams news., 1912-04-20
RESOLUTION.

Whereas, The Overland Tele
 phone and Telegra ph Co.,, a corpor-
 atio n, has submitted a proposed
 franchise for rights of way, ease
 ments and privileges. to erect, con
 struct, operate and maintain, in the
 Town of Williams, a telephone ex
 change. particularly stated in said
 proposed franchise, to which refer
 ence is hereby had for particulars
 to the Common Council of said
 town, requesting that the same be
 granted to it in accordance with
 law, as in euch cases made and
 provided; and
 Whereas, Said Common Council is of the opinion that said franchise would be beneficial to the said Town of Williams and the inhabita g thereof, and the community gen erally; it is thsrefore ordered that t said proposed franchise be pub lished for a period of forty days, once each week thereof, consecu lively, in The Williams News, a weekly newspaper published in said Town of Williams; and it is further ordered that this resolution
 be spread upon the minutes of the council proceedings of said town, and said proposed fire nchise be filed among the records of said council proceedings; and it is further or dered that special election of said town be and the same is hereby called and the same be held on the fifth day of March, 1912, and due and legal notice thereof be given and published with said proposed franchise, as in such cases made and provided, and for the purpose
Williams news., 1912-04-20

of submitting the question of the granting of said franchise to the qualified voters of said Town of Williams, and said question of whether or not the same shall be granted to the Overland Telephone rand Telegraph Co.,, a corporation, shall be voted ives" or voted mo" at said election by the qualified voters, as aforesaid.
 Prior to the adoption of the fore going resolution the following amendment was inserted in the franchise ordinances;
 It is provided herein that the Council authorize an election for the adoption of the franchise ordi nance conditionally and contingent, as follows:
 That the Town of Willia ms be connected ard have per manent telephone connections with the City of Phoenix, Ariz., by long distance telephone lines, connected and built and main- tained by the grantee in good and workmanlike manner, the said Overland and Telephone Co.,, a cor poration. or it's assigns, within one year from the granting of this fran chise; and it is provided, that should said conr ections be not made as permanent business proposi ton for the transmission of tele- phone messages continuously and for said purpose as in such cases made and provided. then this fran chise and the granting thereof shall be then and there become null and void and of no effect.
Williams news., 1912-04-20
May Reduce Passenger Fares

The Arizona Corporation com mission gives notice to all railroad companies operating lines of rail- road in Arizona, and to all other parties interested therein, that it will, on Monday, April 22, at 10 o'clock a. m., at Phoenix, take up and consider the matter of passen- ger rates and fares applying be- tween points in Arizona,
 The commission will, it is stated, hear all facts and statements that may be presented pertaining to the matter and will enter such order or orders in the premises as in it's opinion may appear just and proper and as may be considered to all interests concerned.