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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-08-11
the Gdudy FO0tn1en Turned Back into Rats the Crystal
supper broken, and Prince Charming off After "a
DQnce1lhe End of Beautiful KentuckH Bellies R0n1ce

G al fairy tales true to life? Could
'sck climb the beanstalk TODAY?
Gould wolf really gobble I'D some
( BED Riding Hood? Could Cinderella
PIE ball In her pumpkin coach, lose her
upper and marry the prince? And, If
ipned him, could she live happily ever
@e fairy tale says that she did?
4 ~ Hodem Cinderellas the most interest
AfA Edward R. Thomas, who was
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-08-11

maids at her beck and call, diamonds, pearls.
rubies in her jewel chest, practically unlim-
tied wealth at her command Jouett just as
pretty, just as fascinating, remains in Louis
Vile to keep house on $50 month. Thus
endeth the second chapter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-08-11

up few looSa threads. Hzgg2255R$sSse&
Mrs. Thomas married
the wealth to crafty Mt8E&$&SESS
her social ambitions &aSsf
Throughout h apters @aS 4asSS 4laassSIs
I. and Ill we find her giSSsft &Ns
moving swiftly from H4S
one pinnacle to another ID
She achieves Newport M
with great rapidity
MT. Thomas all this
Time Is moving Just as S8&8&
rapidly in other ways He VSRdESS
exceeds the speed limit
In his financial career 1E&6
and comes a cropDer 10y
He loses some of his
millions. He has to retrench Ava +h,s
happens at about the time that no s,o.shas
MS legs in motor accident. u "a en,.sh
up all around. for his domestic career sIso
ends at about this time. CjnderelIa en1,
her world made Of sawdust and sshes ber
pumpkin coach disappears, her wbite.rat
horses scamper away her prince follows
strange soddesses. And she finds berselr
almost at the place she was when she mar.
rled her Prince Charming. Chapter Nv ,s
indeed full OF tragedy. but what of chapter v?
Divorce for Cinderella;
Diamonds for Sister
Here In the Summer of Nineteen. n.Twelye
we find Jouett, the one-time poor sister Iiy.
Ing in the lap Of luxury. Her every wish Ia
gratifed. She offered to rent Sister Linds's
Newport house for the Summer but Sister
Linda refused That would have been turn.
Ing the knife In the wound And so Sistsr
Jouett goes West In her private car but prom
Ises TO return next Winter and display her
pearls and diamonds at the opera Il shall
nave my own box next season." says the once
poor sister. Il am having a wonderful tiara
designed. 1t will be far handsomer than
anything ever in the Diamond Horse
Shoe"
And Sister Linda sighs and thinks of her
too few years Of glorious, intoxicating pleni-
tude
Sister Linda no longer possesses yachts,
tiaras, motors galore but she has something
she never thought of in those spendthrift days.
She has brand new divorce decree. She is
no longer the wife Of the one.time multi.
millionaire He is free, and 80 is she. Sucn
q sad ending for even modern Cinderella!
But does it not seem that most of our mod.
ern fairy tales wind up with divorce decree?
They married and lived happily ever after,
No! They marry and live unhappily until
such time as the law will permit them TO
part,
But what of tickle Mr. Thomas and the
sprightly lady who threw Cinderella's Coach
off it's track? The sprightly lady Is Theo-
dora Gerard. better known as Teddy" of
Paris and New York, She is named In Gin
derella's bill of complaint and is very famous
because she originated one form of the
curious vampire Dance" which was known.
too. back In fairy times.
Alas for Prince Charming! He follows her
to Monte Carlo and there she won't have any
thing more to do with him. Mr.. Thomas
say the dispatches. Is hiding his mortfca-
lion and identity behind an immense. newly
acquired red moustache!
Perhaps 1t was just like that back In the
LINES when tho first Cinderella lived.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
Habits Of the Democracy.

Arthur l. Vorys. a regular and opti.
mistic Republican,, was voIcng his
opinion that in the next election tho
Democrats would repeat their many
former experiences and bury their
hopes at the polls 1t reminded him
of the experience OF the middle aged
woman who went into shop. aud, with
out hesitation. made straight for the
cape counter The girl who handled
this funeral material was extremely
affahle
We have large stock OF grapes"
she explained Let me show you some
new French goods. very popular at
this time for every kind of mourning,
aud designed 10 express every degree
Of grief II YOU will hell me for whom
you are in mourning, can fix you out
in exactly the right thing"
Husband replied the customer
briefly.
In that case" said the girl, gra.
ciously, i can tell you Just what"
Young lady interrupted the older
woman angrly. you needn't bother
yourself This Is the fourth husband
I've buried and know all about il. ~.
The Popular Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
Size and strenath.

Increase Of population Is not 1eceS-
sarily a good thing OF itself, nor Is q
low birth rate necessarily bad thing.
Increase of population does not even
make any necessary additions to the
national strength. Ht
England would be q stronger nation
than she is today If her population
had not out.run her food supply Many
thoughtful observers believe the same
true OF Germany
Patrons OF the prize ring used to
say that a man weighing 1870 pounds
weighed enough. A man OF that weight
was deemed big enough to encounter
any adversary, and additional weight
was thought az likely 10 be hin
drance r.s hep
The rule may hold good with ma
lions as With men, though to be sure
TO one knows where TO draw the line.
But the nation which is much too big
to feed Itself has taken ON q handi-
cap, to say the least y
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
MAN OF SAVING DISPOSITION
Wives Win Know How to SympathIzs
With the Unfortunate Better
Half of Mr.. Grabali,

Old Graball is mean--really mean.
lie once built house, and nearly gave
himself brain fever deciding which
was better-~a lot OF windows--which
were cheaper. but needed soap and wa.
ter for cleaning-or more bricks for
wall space.
One day he came home and found
that his wife had saved money out Of
his housekeeping allowance. and was
repapermg the dlning.room. And then
he started to rave.
1 don't object to the money being
spent, although new paper Is just ex-
trayagance when the old che has only
been on seven years" he gasped red
and hcarse with rage, but do object
10 the way You have put it on. Oh,
how dare YOU paste it on," he finished,
with vail,
How else could put 1t on?" asked
Mis, GrabalI, in surprise.
How e!se?" he retorted when he
could speak why, tack it on. OF
course! You don't suppose We shall
live In this house for ever. do your"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
-
NO SATISFYING PASS FlEND
Comedian Relates story That Would
Seem to Be Almost the Limit
Even In That Line.

Raymond Hitchcock Is to be credited
with this story, says the New York
correspondent Of the Cincinnati Times
Star. He deserves il, for Of late he
has MIXED cows from the wrong side,
fused with his wife on the deck Of
an ocean liner and been kicked into
the water by motor boat In his hunt
for first page position and something
better than a No 4 headline IAN ord
friend of mine came to me last win
ter" said Hitchcock, land asked me
to get him tickets to the show In which
| was then appearing I would If
could, old chap said, but honestly,
can't get 'em for you. ! have no &C.
count at the box Office, The only way
In which | can get you tickets would
be to pay for them out of my own
pocket.
: Jaw, said he, amy old place will
do. | don't care where | sit. See If
they won't let you have pair for me,
Explain to 'em that I'm an old friend :"
Mr. Hitchcock admittedly lost his
temper. He pulled fiye-dollar bin
out of bis pocket and walked toward
the box office window They had
been standing In the theater lobby
IN prove to YOU" he said, sourly,
that | have been telling the truth. !"
And to the man behind the cash reg
lister: Two seats at dollar and a
half each" And then he handed them
TO the persistent pass CRATER Now"
said he, Il hope you're satisfied"
Yep said the other. ! am, and
my wife win be tickled to death, Rut.
gee, my sister-in.law will be disappoint.
ed because only got two"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
New Bible TRANSACTIONS.

In the Philippines the Ibanag New
Testament has been completed. This
makes an additional language, or dia-
lect, We have co-operated with the
British and Foreign Bible society In
a revision OF the Tagalog New Tesla
ment, which Is eagerly awaited by the
Philippine people
The society has Joined with the
American Baptist Foreign Mission So
ciety in bringing out the Old Tesla
ment In Panayan-the translation OF
theh Rev DR. Lund OF the Baptist mis-.
sion In the Philippines
The Pentateuch in Pampangan and
Cebuan is also completed and ready
for the printer.
The book of Acts has been brought
out. In addition to Marx, Luke and
! John, as the beginning of the Kurdish
Testament.
Revision work is also being carried
forward by similar union committees
in the Wenli and Mandarin In China
and in the Old Testament in Portu
/ guese in Brazil.
| The revision OF the Scriptures In 81
amese has made progress, as also the
revision of the Zulu version In Africa
/ Report of the American Bible So
ciety.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
LAXATIVE FOR OLD
PEOPLE" cAScARETS''
What Glasses Aye to Weak Eyes, Gas.
carets Are to Weak Bowels
l0-cent Box Will truly
Amaze You.

Most old people must give to the
bowels some regular help, else they
suffer from constipation The con-
dition is perfectly natural II is
just as natural as 1t q for old people
TO walk slowly. For age is never so
active as youth The muscles are
less elastic. And the bowels are
muscles
So all old people need Cascarets,
One might as well refuse to aid weak
eyes with glasses as to neglect this
gentle aid TO weak bowels. The
bowels must be kept active This is
important at All ages, but never Sc
much as at fifty
Age is not time for harsh
physics Youth may occasionally
whip the bowels into activity. But
a lash can't be used every day
What the bowels of the old need is &
gentle and natural tonic. One tina,
lean he constantly used without
tharm. The only such tonic is Cas-
icarets and they cost only 10 cents
lper box at any drug store They
work while you sleep Advt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
Rescue AMI Mission Work.

Mrs. NJ. B Gott, of st. Louis, Mo,
who is president Of the Union Mis-
sion Association Hnterdenomina-
tionaD, st. Louis, Mo, will be here
in the interest CT the rescue and mis-
sion work and will speak on that
subject at the first Methodist church
Tuesday evening az 100. She has
q worldwide reputation as a mis-
Isionary and rescue worker and has
been twentv-three years in the work.
Everyone is invited Don't miss It.
| It will be treat Mrs Lenore and
Miss Biunat. who are here in the
interest of the missions work, and
they will assist In the services.
1l-l1
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11

Martin Luther, one Of the world s
greatest insurgents, vas born a poor
German boy with nothing in his
favor but a pair of pioHs parents
He was very bright and was sent TO
he University by friend where he
failed to make y frat or get on the
football team. hut 4bsorbed several
hundred volumes of theology printed
in big black letters and decided 10
become priest.
Luther therenpon retired 10
monastery where h remained sey-
eral wears reading books three feet
square and two feet thick with the
utmost vigor and debating with the
whole order in words averaging nine
syllab,es. He then became priest
and while in WitteuDerg began to
insurge on the subject of the sale of
indulsences One criticism led to
another aud in a short time Luther
had Us propositions on which he was
ready TO seceda from the Catholic
church
These he wrote ont and nailed on
the door OF the castle chapel at Wit
tenbers They were Immediately
answered and for several years Ger
many rang with the rumble and roar
OF tn illogical discussion when in
the German language sounded like
rolling to ton of rocks down circu-
lar stairway
In those DAYS man who criticised
the church was regarded with more
horror than that with which Mr.
Taft regards The criticism nf judges
and there was a graa L sire on the
part Of many to have young Mr..
Luther put Oyer slow fire and done
to delicate brown He was com
mandei 10 come to the Diet OF
W Jrms This would scare almost
Copyright 1912 by &c
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11

type. M
Mrs Blanc was giving a tea party
Dn her yacht The affair. for. some
fsason. was dragging dreadfully.
The guests talked OF nothing but the
keather, and even in this talk there
would come long, deathly silenees.
Suddenly Mrs Rlanc. losing her bal.
ance. Tell heavily against her. mother
in,law who sat beside the low rail.
AND With a moaning cry the dear old
lady went headforemost overheard
OF course she was rescued: but
afterwards Mr. Blanc took Mrs. Blanc
privately 10 task.
How clumsy You were he said.
To knock mother into the water like
that I'm afraid she won't care to
VISIT us again In hurry. You really
should be more careful
Nov, George said Mrs. Blanc,
be reasonable | had to do some
thing | simply had to Didn't you
see how our party was dragging 49,
St Louis Globe Democrat.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
At RISK OF HIS LIFE
REV, DR.. PALMORE VISITED THS
TOMB OF AARON.
Mosque Is Nothing Much to See, but
Religious Fanatlcsm Of the Ma.
tives Makes the Journey One
of Great Danger.

Rev. DR.. William p, Palmore of ST.
Louis, who has just completed a tour
Of Europe and the Orient, said that
his most remarkable exploit was q
recent nocturnal expedition at the
risk of his life to the tomb on Mount
Hor, in Arabia Petrea, which Is re.
vered by three religions as the burial
place of Aaron, brother Of Moses, and
FIRST high priest Of the Hebrew theoc-
racy.
Late on the last night Of his stay in
I Petrea DIR. Palmore silently stole out
Of the city, attended by his guide ana
soldiers.
When the little party at last stood
alone on the mountain top and saw
/ the desert sleeping far below they
: found the mosque TO be a ramshackle
building OF white stones rudely piled
together and surmounted by q round
ed dome. The guide without scruple
! applied his stolen key to the lock and
| the door swung open.
II found myself In chapel about
4ox40 feet. Says DR.. Palmore. "Ac-
cordtng to the Moslem custom. 1t con-
! tanned neither seats nor affairs. 1t
was completely bare save that In the
center stood cenotaph, or empty sar-
cophagus, covered by green cloth.
Carved In stone was an inscription In
Hebrew SO nearly obliterated by time
that | could not deciphsr 1t. | ealcu-
lated that the inscription was more
than 1000 years old. There was also
legend carved on the cenotaph In
modern Arabic.
Il had little time TO waste, for |
was confident that II the Arabs In the
valley discovered my departure and
traced me TO the mosque they would
kin me. In one corner discovered a
hole In the floor, revealing flight of
stairs cut In the rock and leading
downward.
Holding my candle aloft, descend
ed the steps and found found myself
In an unhghted cave of no great size.
Like the mosque, 1t was bare and
rude, But across one end were
stretched two chains like sentinels
against .ntruders and behind them
hung a tattered curtain.
Il stepped over the chains and
swept the curtain aside. The sealed
entrance to natural vault was re-
vealed and this vault was the tomb of
Aaron"
There was little time for sacred rev.
erie, for, II day broke before he de-
scended the mountain. his errand
might be detected and avenged by the
Arabs OF the valley, So DIR. Pal
more, after touching the sealed vault
reYerently with his hand, assembled
the stairs, passed through the
mosque and stood again In the open
air
His guide gravely locked the door
and concealed the key once more in
his garments. The party made Its
way safely back to Petra without dis
: coveEy, and within few hours was
miles away on the return trip north
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
4 SURE, QUICK COLD
CURE--AcTS GENTLY
Pape's Cold Compound Cures Colds
and Grips in Few Hours
Contains No auinine.

The most severe cold will be
broken. and all grippe misery ended
after taking a dose of Pape's Cold
Compound every two hours until
three consecutive doses are taken.
You will distinctly feel all the
disagreeable symptoms leaving after
the very first dose.
The most miserable headache
dizziness, head and nose stuffed IN,
teFerishness, sneezine, running of
the nose, sore throat, mucous ca
tarrhal discharges, soreness, stiff.
ness, rheumatism pains and other
distress yanishes.
Take this wonderful compound
as directed, with the knowledge that
there is nothing else in the world
which will cure your cold or END
Grippe misery as prom ntly and with.
out any other assistance or bad af
ter-effects as a 25-ctnt package q,
Pape's Cold Compound, which an,
druggist can supply--contain n,
qninine- belongs in every home
accept no substitute. Tastes nice
acts gently --Advt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
The Engagement Of Mrs. Cleveland

For the gracious lady who was
nearly twenty years 90 the mistress
Of the White House. having entered
its portals as z bride, the American
people have ever cherished the
Warmast feeling of affection and ro-
spect There have neen many popu-
lar 'tiest ladies of he land" from
Martha Washington and Dolly Mad-
son down, but none more popular
than Frances Folsom Cleveland.
The American people were never
more unanimous in verdict than in
this, and the verdict remains until
this day Therefore the congratu-
lations offered to Mrs., Cleveland on
the announcement of her engaga-
meat to Professor Thomas ]. Pres
ton of Wells college are universal.
Not all presidents and not all
presidents wives are popular in the
CITY Of Washington, for there are
social jealousias in the capital as
well as political. but no one ever
Questioned the popularity of Mrs.
Cleveland in Washington or els. =
where, The vogue OF most men and
women suffers eclipse at some time,
or At least there are factions that do
not accept 1t, hut In her case there
has never been the slightest cloud tc
mar the esteem IN which she is held
and .here have been no dissenting
voices.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
FORCED TO LlvEN THINGS UP
lust an Example Of What the Re.
sourceful Hostess VIII Do When
Party Draes.

Miss Charlotte Van Cortlandt Nicoll
recently gave in the surf off Long
Branch bathing tea party, a man
servant wading out with btat.shap,
I'd floating tea table perfectly ap.
pointed. wherefrom Miss Nieoll and
aer friends. In five feet OF water, par
,ook of buttered toast caravan tea,
muitius. scenes and cakes.
Congratulated upon this novel par
". Miss Nicoll. who 10 a sister OF De
Lancey Nicoll, smiled and said:
Il believe in the hostess who is re-
souicetul the hostess OF Mrs D!anc's
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
when the attention Of The Bull
letin il called to any misstatement
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
shesTfully be made
The Vice Presidents.

Many people can aame the presl-
dents Of the United states, but how
many can name the vice presidents
YET the vice presidency is the see
ond office in the government and
has been held by some of the most
distinguished Americans. Ii you
doubt it, read over this list; John
Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Aaron
Burr, George Clinton. Eibridge
Gerry, Daniel q. Tompkins, John G.
Calhoun, Martin Van Buren,, Rich
ard NJ Johnson, Johr Tyler, George
u. Dallas, Willard Fillmore, William
r. King. John c. Breckenridge
Hannibal Hamlin, Andrew Johnson
Schuyler Colfax, Henry Wilson
William A. Wheeler, Chester A
Arthur, Thomas A. Hendricks, Levi
P. Morton, Adlai E. Ctevenson, Gar
ret A Hobart, Theodore Roosevelt
Charles w Fairbanks and James S
Sherman.
1, There is only one ex-presi6eni
living, but there are four ex-viee
presidents, Morton Stevenson
Roosevelt and Fairbanks Eight
vice presidents have afterward be,
come presidents. Adams, Jefferson
Van Bnren, Tyler, Fillmore, John
son, Arthur and Roosevelt Up. tt
the time Of Sherman six vice presi
dents had died in office, Clinton
ferry, King, Wilson, Hendricks an,
Hobart. sts
PEOPLE who speak slightingly 0
the vice presidency show that the
do nor discriminate or weigh thei
words. Socially the vice presidenc
ranks only second to the presidency
The man chosen for the place mus
have all the qualifications to becom
president and stands one chance /
three az doing so.
It Is true that the vice presiden
doesn have much u do except a.
tend banquets and look dignifiet
but even that may be hard work.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
HUMOROUS QU|Ps

Mrs, Percy V. Pennypacker, the ,,ew
president of the General Federation Of
Woman's Clubs, said in San Francisco
of the new woman:
MY type of new woman has a high
sense Of honor, manly sense of hon.
or. She isn't like certain old.fash.
Toned type of woman who does dis.
honorable things without the least no.
ton OF their being so.
"A woman Of this type was play.
ing bridge. Her partner passed the
make to her, and she made it dia.
monds; but her hand, on being put
down, was found to contain only two
diamonds, both very low cards.
What. on earth induced you to go
diamonds on such a hand as that?
her partner asked
Its your fault she answered net
ulantly. Why did you twiddle your
diamond ring?'"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
To Make Them Smart,

Landlady-Y believe in mustard
plasters. DOCTOR"
M. d. Rather! always orde,
them for patients who call me out in
the middle of the night when there's
nothing the matter with 'em.--The
Sealpei.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
VARYING We.ost of Brain,

The weigh of the bgain5 Of differ
eut nations are, according TO experts
as follows: Scottish, 59oz !, German
400. English, %; French, 4Ts; ~
lus. AIS; Chinese, Az: Pawneas All;
Italians. 469; Hindu, 45 /, Gipsy. as;
Burman, A4.6; Eskimo, 4S.9 Compared
with size OF body, the Eskimos 10 al
heavy as the Seotsmana
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11

The beautiful actress was taking
her morning lounge. The maid en-
tered and approached the presence.
Miss Footlites."
What is it, Lucile?"
"a reporter wants to know If It Is
true that you are engaged to the duke
Of Centerfleld"
"Tell him l don't know the duke
aud give him photo OF myself in
street costume. State that have new
er met the duke and give him a photo
OF myself on horseback State also
that ] wouldn't marry the duke ii |
did know him, and give the reporter
q photo OF myself holding Fido. And
this, above all, Lucille"
Yes. miga."
"Tell him l am welded to my art"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
A Sensitive Nature.

Mr. Bristles says you are not a
polite and considerate man"
Il know it," replied the patient per
son. During rainstorm he tele
phoped to ask me to lend him my un.
brella and oyershoes. and now he
feels sighted because wouldn't bring
them over to his house"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
PONDEROUs PERSONACES
BY GEORGE FITCH.
Author of AT Good Old Siwash. !"

anyone but Luther aid not hinch.
He came aud rartook Of the G4et for
seyerd weeks. Boseo had nothing
on him
Luther was expelled f5m the
church ANA vas cvcammun atei
and all person. We / ,de.I 10
give him food and he Ter or talk
,p0liti $, reIigioa or baseball with
him. But he r2fussd to recede stom
his opinions. Grover Cleveland vas
yaeiliating beside Luther lie or
ganizef church of his own which
still uourishes, and for many years
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-11
ANYTHING May Happen.

what are you shifting att"
Il see here q report that a child
was born with a full set of teeth"
"Well?"
How do such impossible reports
get abroad"
DO not be too incredulous. Strange
things happen. Seems to me that
have heard a report that Boston
child was once born with eyeglasses"