The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1912-08-22

It's 4 wonder you folks didn't stir
me up
80 'tis-so it's. We talked of it
many times, but we knowed that if
We put on the tar and feathers you'd
be too alfred lazy to scrape 'em
off, and your wife would have the
job"
That's right She is good, Cyrus"
'None better"
"And that brings me to what
want to ask. She won't have a dol
lar after I'm gone"
"Of course she won't"
She'll have to depend on the kind
ness of the neighbours
she will"
Cyrus, you don't belong to any
church, but you believe in heaven,
don't you?"
Yes, kinder"
You'd like to feel that I was look.
ing down on you and acting as your
guardian angel, wouldn't you?"
IF you are going to keep up your
laziness-"
"But Pm not, Cyrus-I'm going to
hustle. III do all that I can for you
If you'll sign this paper"
What is it?"
Just promise to be kind TO, and
that you will look after, Sarah. We
shall both feel a great deal better if
you will"
The caller looked upon it as a dy-
ino NE tr-bi -;o
ready to go he said:
Il hope you will get hustle on you
up there, jim"
Then three more widowers and one
old bachelor got the word to call,
and in the course of three days the
business was wound up. Then
lawyer was sent for, he signed pa
pers handed over to him. and
great calm fell upon the dying man.
He smiled every few minutes, and
made no understandable explanations
regarding what he had been up to.
A few days later he passed away,
and almost his last words we're:
Sarah if they want to be kind TO
you, let EN- go ahead"
There was kindness from every d.
rectiOn from contributions TO pay
the funeral expenses to groceries and
provisions sent in for the widows
sustenance. After about d month had
elapsed Deacon Harrison received
letter asking him to call at the law
Office of the attorney who had the
dead mans papers. When the good
man came strolling in, only mildly
curious as to why he had been sum-
moned he was greeted with:
"Of course it won't take place for
year, but allow me to congratulate
You in advance
What dye mean?" asked the dea-
con
Your marriage with the Widow
Bushwick,"
Shoe! What ye joking about?"
only this"
The paper he had signed for jim
Bushwick was handed him. Hehad sign
ed without reading, and now behold;
Il not only promise to be kind to
James Bushwick's wife after she be
comes his widow, but to marry her
one year after his death"
''By thunder" exclaimed the dea-
con as he danced around
no better evidence wanted in a
breach-of-promise case" quietly re-
piled the lawyer
She can sue and be hanged"
Better settle for a couple of hun
bred, deacon, and carry off your pa
per. 1t wouldn't sound well to
have people saying that you had
your second wife picked out while
her husband was alive"
The deacon hung off for a week
and then came down. One by one
the others followed suit Each one
was financially we'll able to do so
money contributed by your good
friends, and nothing is to be said
about it." remarked the lawyer to
the widow as he handed her $3.50 of
the thousand
To this day she has no other idea
about it. Now and then some one
says something about Jim Bushwick's
laZiness in Deacon Harrison's hearing,
and he turns and replies:
why, there wasn't lazy bone in
his whole carcass! He made more
clean money in the last two weeks
Of his life than I did in the hull year!
Yes, drat him. he did,"