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Co. Thu New Yogk Evening worid.)
Waters. IT'S q Satisfying Little Ofd
Thought to Remember that you were
Unafraid while tho Typhoon RaSedl
Some OF Us Never Get at the Facts
about Ourselves until Hard Luck
ADULTS the AccountI
The Pace that Kills has an Occasional
Victim, but the Pace that Spills Gets
them in proves!
When we Succeed in Conquering Our
selves. we Find that there 10 No
Further Fighting to be Done!
The Invertebrates EXCUSE: Il Didn't
Mean TO DO IT,"
The Fresh Chance vanil, res the Min
ute We Begin TO Squirm!
The Sorriest Spectacle We Know Any
thing About Is that Of Q Man Throwing
'yrShls Hands when he Only lima gines
he's Under the Cunt
There's Such a Thing a. Getting into
Unison with the Universal Chord!
Conscience is the Checker that Keeps
us from Holding out on Ourselves,
" NJ
cuses: 'Thoughuessness!"
Generally tho Man who Boasts Of his
"Frankness" goes about the Tning with
Downright and Needless Brutality!
We Hear = TO. about the AEcesslons
to the In-I3ad Club. but No Mention IL
Made OF the Withdrawals Therefrom'
II the bad Penny Can and Does
come Back" there's No Reason why
the Good One Cont
While We Entertain a Tremendous
Admiration for the Man VINO is Able TO
stop smoking. Somehow We cant Get
Away from the Idea that the Coot IS
Deacient Ia Imagination
Considerable Experience wish Victims
OF the Artistic Temperament" causes
rs 10 Believe that Old Nick has Il
Good Deal to do with the D!stillatIon
Thereof
There's no Particular Reason why he
DAY OF Reckoning should be- sI'h q
Gr!sly Affair--but II It Ans Got 10 be
That, We Hereby Cancel the Date
There's Lot Of Luck and Labor
in Landslide, but Euery Nan can
Elect HimseIt Nth Just on; Vote!
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as Conrcnicnt Phrase for Plan
Loafin0!
The Easiest Thing some OF us do is 10
Gloss Matters over for Ourselves and
Put II Corrugated Surface on Them 70.
Other Folks,
Time IIeals--but he Needs More than
o Minute.
It's Remarkable how Easily the Man
at War with Himself can Pick a Quar-
rel with the World In Generals
It's Agreeable to have Others Think
Well of us--hut II they Don't. their
Judgment isn't Final!
When you Glide into the Smooth
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ugly, dirty building that contains New
York's General Post-Onice.
It's queer looking place 70 me-
said Uncle Henry. at reminds me OF
Smith County Jail tonly it's bigger,
moro than a post-office. Why don't the
postmaster keep a store and make some
money on the side? How much more
comfortable it would be with some
cracker boxes around. and a stove for
to draw up to in cold weather!
Look at all the people what comes
IN here In a day. Why, the postmaster
could sell ten dollars worth OF plug to-
bacco and five dollars worth of pepper
mint iozenges every day. l reckon. The
molasscs and coal oil alone would make
the postmaster rich. Ces. SIR
There's too much mail comes here
explained Mrs. Jarr. The postmaster
wouldn't have time to keep store too
Maybe you're right" said Crclo
Henry. Maybe he don't get time to
heft the mail packages and wonder
what's IN 'em, let alone reading the
printed matter on the corner OF business
envelopes and saying. 'Neighbor Jones
them sharks of lawyers down at the
county seats Is certainly hot after You
to make n settlement OF that note you
signed. thinking 1t was a contract to de-
liver you free of cost a bushcl OF Alaska
Giant seed corn ....t 90, ,...
After inquiring at the general delivery
window and being directed to various
departments Mrs. Jarr and Uncle
Henry were at last ushered into walt
Ing room, where, after long time, a
dapper young man came out and de-
sired them to state their business.
'NIy mails been held up" said Uncle
Henry. "And it's being held up right
along. I wrote to the postmaster ana
got a letter to come on and see him
about H."
WAS 1t letters TO miniDs stock
svindlers or green goods men, asked
the secretary. you know there arc
fraud orders against many such peopi"
and we hold up their mail and notify
their correspondents"
mo. SIR" said Uncle Henry firmly.
IT cut my eye teeth on them things
long ago. But my complaint Is tha'
three times I've written to my nephew
here asking him to send me money, ana
I marked every one of them letters In
Haste and the way train from Thun-
derstruck with the United States mail
and them In Haste letters in II never
hurried a bit, but got to Paw Paw an
hour late every time, as usual.
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Lamenting the
II u r d en- doesn't
Tighten 1t!
Far from Run
ming Away from
Temptation, Some
Of us get out .
s Q ar CHI Warrant
for u.
"B l d. ng our
Time" is Not In
frcUHpDfIu HSpA
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(Copyushs, 1919. by the Outing r,hlihins OIL
SYNOPSIS or PRECEDING CHArTERs.

10 Dry Bottom TO take charge Of his dad ia.hsr.
Newspaper and ranch, Tho law Is cpsuly deesed
he.ded by ! S,liy named Dsnsssey. fhis zs.o,
cisuon hss robbed llofis's father and made hs
We eHv s, Mo,iii s s,.lvs' e .li ,S " n u
law and orsr. ON his sn,vs, at Dry nossgsp his
tirst act Is TO thrash Bnnlavcy for lnsultins
0sassy. the lave only bcA <vprsssafssi,c. The
two pisdss an Ailianc. againN the corric lntsrv,s
Circs bar ranch. bsavssthed TO hlm By his father.
and Is ther introducei TO his tour cowboys By
that he 10 going 20 stay IN The wOe ssd fShs.
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asm OF tho -FOUR men va
unbounded They assured MIN pro-
faneiy tnat they were win MIN 70 Tue
"hnish"-whstever II might be. After
which Hollis departed to the ronch.
house.
Ia found Mrs. NorNon A ha :. n,>a..
a,t-eacaa vom., - .v..s~..vs, =,
80.
' '"eeo'"s W
ooeseo n'h tor seven See Norson
srinned hugely over M wHs'e smbar.
raised protest.
II haven't 'bossed' HIM" shs told Hol-
liz. while Morton booked on with anuse-
men4. '~hough there have beeu tsnss
when he richly d.serv.a ~" 1n.rs
90. . .n.r,,.1 c,.s - ~. 49,. -.
a.. 1890 :. -. 80
~ nor .ou'
"ne 80 e1S
marital contrOversy. Hollis told them.
II don't care to parade my ignorance.
However" no smiled. with a wink At
Norton. most men need q boss, II for
no other reason than TO tsaoh tf,em chs
yalue of discipline."
.-ry,ar.w .a,d Ar. No-,.. -,v. y.
,r,,,,n,a,, 800. 80. ,.. 80.
A.. - 'o'
'"e wv "'ei' anu wont INTO the hiecheh.
Aft1r partakins or nearly meal
Hollis ana Norton went out on the
porch for q smoke and a talk, and II
was near midnight when Hollis tumb lsd
into bed, distinctly pleased with tho
range boss and his admirable wife. Hs
was asleep within ive minutes.
The sun was streaming into mis- WIN
dow whom he hopped out of bod ths
next morning. refrsshed and e.v.r m
make a trim of inspection owe, hts nroo.
erty. He came down stnIrs ushrv IN
tho hone of beinw ahle 10 .l,n o,,,.,a.
without dtsturbInx anvbodv hu, u,-,,
onen,rs tho .,.,r doo, h. o., ,-Ss
Ia and rhs oIotb ~ ,hs ,.b,. ~ 49,
dining room ALREADY snr.ah s,H to,
food steamsne unon n
Mira Norton vas bus,,,n- .hc,,, eror,
the Ls,cn., % ~. Mr,ng r..
do,,iv the No,snr. 49, ~.
honr. '"'
Az. Marta, .r,,,,r,,, A,... 81.
% n w,sh na "a, a. -, ~.
Tho a.. a., 49, -, ' .'o
,no,,,.n, ...,,, "p. =
VI. To-, 80 ~ III, em M.
,na. IN , nere
cnnc.rr 40 a.. $3.50. W.. .", u -
90 Ia. .,,n., ~. aI.',,' ". -
~. t S.., $50. az eAse' non~ ooc,oed
~ 49,, on NUS 'o''""s'e
W ne :, ,no'e OF a DOSE
- ""s so"" Wv" w" inc ps oas'n
70 loon n,ter tno men she to'd MIN
ronn une "oorway' uon eAIect MN
!" 1911 .or sue n'''e u'ne, Noho vi
70 p'oa ""c" you "Ie rea"y
~, ~ p'o'es' tn"' ~ "ouln "H'
u"u' N"l'oi '''uIh oc'o'o oreah'ast-
nb sn' ,cp'eu WIN sHte that her
huH"'i" "a" a'e.uy o,,uNIas"n' 'su-
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Lopes Him.

OF H." writes II belong to clue
wrIs and young men and there Is
m ,ung man with whom / am very
r. in love He does not kno" u.
sv sshan I find out II he loves me?'
You must wait until he tells YOU
-, A." writes: II know that a GER
hin young man wants Inc to marry
ln but ] don't love him. although
value his friendship. How can
e Vim the modification of a pro-
al -aich must be refused"
Al you are sure of your ground tell
! n frankly that you think he Is be-
o ming too fond Of you. and suggest
nat he do not see you for a while.
"A. s." writes: MY brother Is en-
sased 10 a young lady. Should ne
hiring her to call upon my mother, or
$ sould my mother pay the first CALI
The former Is the more common pro-
c edure.
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To Find Out.

"w. H." writes: Il am very fond OF
a young man who seems to like me
and pays no attention to other girls.
see him often and he calls at my home
How can find out II he really cares
for me-
The only sure way is to walt for him
to tell you.
IL. G." writes: TO What other. pls .As
may ono. take girl besides balls.
parties and the theatre?"
II she is fond OF music she Will prob
ably enjoy concerts. Then there are all
sorts OF lectures and various places OF
public interest.
N. E." writes: - friend tells me
that should take a young lady box
OF candy every time I call upon her. Is
that necessary?"
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A Jealous Suitor.

IL. NJ" writes: II am in love with
a young man, but We are not engaged,
He Is working his way through coll
lege. and so has very little time to
take me out. Yet no resents II II I go
out with others. Has he a right to act
this way?"
Not unless you haye promised to
marry him.
III. D." writes: "a girl know will
be eighteen very soon. What would be
o suitable birthday present."
Flower, candy or Q book
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Cheer Up, Cuthbert!
by CIasence /. LaI.sn.

Copyright. 1912. by The Pnss I-ublisli
A NfBoDY can Brace Himself
~ against the Kind OF Adversely
that Announces Is Advent,
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plug and CONNECTING cord OF cOokInG
device may be attached to the lamp
socket.
This readily may be obviated by pro-
curing what Is known as current
tap or 'tnmltiple attaching plug" 1t
IL made in several forms and may be
obtained TO suit almost any conditions.
Its function is to supply current TO an
attachable device without removing the
lamp. 1t will be found excellent for
use with portable reading lamps. irons.
coasters, sewing machine motors, wash
ing machines, &c.
Such a plug may be bought in any OF
the electrical supply shops and many
OF the department stores at a cost o,
from as cents to 81
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b etty>V zinc emit
"A dvice to Low eIs

paying attention. and I call on her twice
a week. Is that often enough?
ahns,IJ think 40
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MRS. JARR MVADES
49, UNCLE SANS LAIR.

S&XV/ ~ "Ae W S'
- w ""'om" WIN ne 70 .ne
~, o'Aee' s"eu C"e'
or ,.. .. ,. y.,s
NJ. Ia ..r.n, - ,,ann no, ., 81
-, -, %. - $3.50 a. -,
- Ca-.r,s. aoa.n.. 49,, go
.s,.s.. -. -. T.,
g., -, -, ~. -. =. =,
-, .,.. 49,. 49,, ~. 80
.,,s, e., a,a -, ,.o, Al H. doosr,,
c,rs &, vo,, hsve .,ck,a visitor. mr.
,,v other a faicsion in the bonse.
,,.yyell" said Uncle Henry. "vl,.t Won
say NAV be So bu, vou might IA we'll
,,ks n li,,lc halliday once in a while
Th.r.,u ho tus, ~ rucn ,vor,x loft In
ths world after we're dead"
1--WE got some sewing to do to-day.
TO. o., "a ..o ,hs ,hlldre, y,t bsck
:. s.aoo, &, ,,,,o ., r,,,n. ~. .,t "a
"a so,,o tbins. fr,,, tho store "
NJ. a.. IN, a. ~ o,,,,Jr.,
pOssInIy mn my nose our or the door
,,,. r., W., 4, y,,, VAT % 20 "a
- 49,, .,mca f,rn..
a., ,,,y,,i,. >, .,, ,,s,,,os,or
-" ~. 49," 60 u. ro-,ars
"a r,"naors,rncr ,ha v.v rain tina,
,.,s,ec,. with IN. M,r,ir,burr accom-
,oa,,,o, ,ror paw paw" repI,cd
,-..,s IIa,r,.
..w-.,, cor,,,., ,,,,, =, golrv v,,,
"a, ~. -. -, s,ron., .y.n
~. N' 80 .' 49,. -, -
,"e " os'ons ~ CIV w.. " s st ,ISo
imes OF yea W.. . eu 40. y.
o'Ara MuoI'us' .'"" - ,,' 80
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Jealousy.

M. B." writes: II am engaged to
Young man who 10 unreasonably jealous
of the men whom my rather respoh-
slbIe position forces me to meet In n
Abusine.s way. My health and nerves
ARE beginning to suffer from his con-
slant suspicion. What shall doT
You will never have happy moment
10 you marry . person with . jealous
t.anperament advise you to send
min away while there Is time.
~. p" writes. II live about . mile
n>sun the young LADY 70 whom ] en-
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ANY housewives have conf
planned OF the Inconvenience
resulting from the loss OF light
necessitated by removing the
incapdescent lamp so that the
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CHAPTER Nv.
tOonsAnusd.l
AZ the Circle Bar.

HEN Norton told them that
kVN Hollis had already begun the
fight by smuggling Dunisvsy
and Yuma Ed. tho enthusd-
asm Of tho four men Wa
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4 "Dinmer" fOrLdn,p s.

w YHILE a so-called turn down"
M type OF incandescent lamp has
w been on the market for several
years and has admirably fulfilled It's
purpose of providing two degrees Of
light from the same lamp. a demand
has often been expressed for a lamp
that one could regulate to any degree
OF intensity between its full candle
power and no light
To meet this demand a lamp-dlmm!ug
regulator has just made It's appearance.
II Is a very compact and simple device
and is Installed as a part OF the lamp
[ socket. IT Is operated by n pair o.
cords which permit the raising or
lowering of the light very much as a
Gas burner may be regulated, Any kind
CT lamp requiring from six TO sixty
watts may be used. a sixty watt lamp
may be gradually dimmod from full
brilliancy to only one-tenth candle
power. The device FITS any 1amt
socket aud weighs but two ounces,
Cutting Dorm Rates.
|" lie electrical central station
| throughout the country arc using
| = their best efforts to increase tho
use OF electrical cooking devices and
many arc making a special rate foT
| current used exclusively Tor cooklas
and other household purposes.
The principal reason Tor this is that
the use o: household devices adds
greatly to what the central station
men call the day load" which Is al
ways less than the might load"
All central stations strive 20 keep the
consumption OF current by their Gus
toners as nearly even as possible
throughout the twenty-four hours, The
best load" for central station. botl
from engineering and financial con-
siderations. would be perfectly steady
during every hour OF the day and night,
and would call for the generation OF
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Copyright. 1912 by me Pres Publishing CO.
. 80 (Ths New York ESsnisg worid)
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-02-15
A Taxicab M ystery.

from the fHlldutlpLld LcuScE.
Just as 1 am beginning to feel that life
happens to reconcile me to existence
said a pretty girl. 1.-The affair Of the
taxicab was about the strangest thing
that ever happened to me. I went calling
In a taxi. The woman / called en- had SO
much to say and took SO much time to
sav II in that the last FIVE minutes Of my
stay I couldn't listen to a word she said
for counting up to myself the rate at
which that taxicab was eating UP my
money.
six dollars and 80 cents I figured
finally. and bottled desperately. Just as
I reached the sidewalk another woman
equally desperate shot out Of the adtoin-
ing apartment house.
Have you engaged this cabr she said.
Il am In q great hurry. ! cannot wait for
"I have had it for an age I said. 7
owe
"'That's all right the woman interrupt.
ed. 4 will pay it,
"a roll Of bills in her hand showed tina,
she was financially equal even to the
demand of a waiting taxicab. The driver
nodded acquiescence in the change OF
passengers. the woman jumped into the
cab, and away they went. For the mex
half hour, I urged my friend to talk. bu,
she could tell me nothing Of the subject In
which 1 wal then vitality interested, the
identity Of the woman next door II wa.
a big apartment house. through whose
doors 100 women pass each day, and prob
ably we never shall find out who tn,
woman was or why she was in such
desperate hurry"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-02-15

enamel cup made by Tiffany, Of New
York, at a cost Of g 1000. Mr.. Kellogg
as the originator and manufacturer OF
Toasted Corn Flakes naturally has q
deep interest in the development Of the
higher grades Of corn, for the COM
pany for which he Is president, the
Kellogg Toasted Corn Flake company,
requires 10000 bushels of corn a day
for the making of its product. The
Kellogg trophy was offered to be
awarded in annual competition for the
best single ear Of corr until won twice
by the same producer. The fact tina
the Kellogg product is made only from
selected white corn, while the winning
ear was Of a pronounced yellow type,
was a peculiar feature.
The Kellogg trophy was won in 1910
at Columbus, Ohio, by r. A. James, of
Charleston, Ill, with a magnificent a
of Reds Yellow Dent, but not so per-
feet an ear as that which originally
won the trophy and which has become
known as 1.-The best ear Of corr ever
grown"
The next award Of this trophy will
be made at the next national corn ex-
position, which will be held In Feb
ruary 1913, at Columbia, g.. c. It Is
planned to make this exposition much
broader in scope than any held In the
past, and consequently q longer time
will be required for preparation. Spe-
cial buildings are being erected for the
exposition, the main building to be
400x167 feet, ground measurements. The
show will last 10 days. The
state Of South Carolina has appropriat-
ed 100000 for the expenses Of the ex-
position and the prospect is that Dixie
will do herself proud" In an effort to
make this exposition the greatest Of its
kind ever held.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-02-15
ADRIAN ANS0N-THE MAN WHO REVOL UTIONIZED
RAFTING

You may hear him spoken of now a Pop" Charley Hoyt who
pioneered present day farce, wrote a play around him once and called 1t "A
Runaway Colt" That Runaway" a moren nearly descriptive Of Adrian c.
Anson thar thu Pop Of today. Anson hasn't always been a Pop" There
ASH anything patiorchal about Arson in 1876 when the Chicago club,
OF which he was the alert third baseman, O the great championship of
the United States,n or did Adrian suggest the appelauon of & in 1880.
when, a s captain and manager of the Chcagos, he had his team to national
victory again, heading the herd in folding witt a leverage of GIT and
nig secon batting only o George Gore, and scoring 1888 at that. These
things were so pleasing to his soul that he returned his can national
champs in 1881 and 1882 and 1885 and 1886. All these latter whites he ws
playing hstb BASE. BY n sam token he played II with a finer bravery than
ever before had been displayed. Most o. the boys stuck as close to the bases
is buttons o a shirt but "Anse," who played with his head a. well a. with
his hands, told them this a no good way. He gave the infad a rowing
camp stools. He spoke a few well chosen words to the pitcher, saying to
him m If the ball came pitchers way, pitcher vas to stop II, and If a ball
sent thu first baseman out deep pitcher was to hasten to first base and get
himsefs some mention in the box score. These precautions aided the
famous Chicagos in their victories.
But by fan the wisest move for which Arson is to be remembered was
his origination Of h short sassy slap with the bat as opposed to the full
swing Of n would be fence breaker. The manager, captain, first baseman
explained to his mates that a well placed hit, with the bat posiuoned not a s
the cythenan sweeps, tut NOR on the tap-tap order, might, indeed, be
more resultul than any other form O endeavor. The Chicago boys needed
thisad advice, % that they became a power in the land, and wn MANI cham
pionships and are going to have their names and stations printed right out
the newspaper as some easur of 1912 Notifications for last century
attainments,a and here, without mor words, you have them: A. G. Spalding.
president; A. c. Anson, manager, captain and first basel Fred Pfeffer sec
md base; e Williamson, third base; F. e. Burns shortstop; F. s Flint and
Mike Kelly, catchers; j G. GARRISON n :. McCamick, pitchers: A. Dali
rymple, left field; George Gore, centerfeld, and "Bnl" Sunday, right field.
Glass Class
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-02-15
Baseball Captains of Industry
A. G. sPALDING, WHO BROUGHT BUSINESS AND BASE.
BALL TO A HAPPY UNION.
COPYRIGHT eY w. w. AuLIcK)

When you heal menuone the name Of A. G. Spaldng you think
naturally of baseball guides, and catchers masks and league balls, and q
CUISINES nan. That .s " vu re very young. But If you have a memory
that marks ack a couple core Of year you will recall SpaIding as the
nfiest pitcher If his time and al shrewd a player al vr divided the
IRON Of a seasons win on the pennant team. Professional baseball. L.
OF course know, started in 1871, in which year Athletics, of Phnade-
phia, made historyb by beating all and sundry Il h wire. But in 1872
Well 1t was in this second year of the pastne, according to study, rule
n regulation, that the Boston club became National champs of the
United States with Albert G. Spaldng doing the pitching and getting o
record with mark of $780, which a not beaten for ~ years thereafter
except by one man. and that was Albert G. Spalding himself While he was
Other essentials to success. for he heded for .so3 and batted 1913, which,
man In lS7S IN Boston club was the National champ. and in 1874 the
Boston ciup va TIT National champ, m in 1875 it was Just the same.
And a these years spaiding a pitching his team to victory. his per-
cennge being .SSO In 1872 and in the succeeding seasons 1929 III and S9s.
Of IN average OF 74, which is very fair, very fair Next year. Mr.. spald-
lg was a rancher out. HI cast his yes upon the Chicago situation and
had been arranged a g follows:
Manage. A. G. spalding; secretary A. G, spalding: captain. A. G.
Spaiding, pitcher A. G SpaHng; centerfelder, A. G. Spalding.
Ihere We're a ew minor charaCers but to tell you h truth Spalding
tn plot of thu piece. So Of course, the Chicago club "a. the pen
nant winner that year, and the Boston club wasn't Poor Pitcher Spald-
ings average "a only 1873, but Manager Spadings average va 1000.
After while Mr. Spahng cut down his part % that he didn't figure
achVe In the ono, but just hung around to count I'D h house, Of which
there VA quite a lot to count And he pt u baseball appliances and
founded a library and made his million and lived happily yer afer-even
unto this day