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agents Uantsb

AGENTS. SELL ALIENS PoRTABLE
bath apparatus; So commission ON
each sale. Call BELL BROWN
aARDW +aRD cos store, 1907 IVES,
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AS directed by decree OF the Cir-
cult Court OF Dinwidd!e county, en-
tered at It's December term, 1911, in
the suit of Meade c. EdmunGs vs.. y. @,
Edmunds ct ais. the Undersigned spe-3
cial commissioner Will sell by public
auction, In front of tho Bank OK Din
widdie. at Nick enney. Va. on
MONDAY. MARCH II, 1912.
mt Il o'clock NJ.
% All OF the standing timber six
inches and upward in diameter on a
certain tract OF land containing s1s5
acres, situate about one mile from Me-
Kenney.
1t is estimated that there are about
timber, about 10000 railroad ties, and
a considerable quantity OF gum aud
cedar on said tract The purchases
Will be given three ySars TO cut and
remove said timber and the usual
privileges of ingress and egress and
right of locating sawm!lls. lumbort
yards, etc. ii
TERMS; Cash n
(2) Said tract OF land containing $751;
acres, known as the ]. F.. Edmundat
home tract, fronting on tho Mil Road
In said county and adjoining the lands9
of DR.. X r. Wilkinson, q. B. WsiisE
Zehmer and others. together with the
dwelling house. outhuildnSs AID tent
ants house thereon. 58ls
TERMS: ORe-third cash; balance frsf
ono and two years. evidenced by nc8o,.I
table notes. with interest from da,el
j. VI. TOWNSEND. n
Special Commissioner! u III
RENNIE RlITTERWoRTIf. Sss
AuctioEaes. ai
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Real estate fpr ri
WEST END ,L-oTS. NEAR TIE REsER.
So!r lake ana right at car line. To
Doh,t iall to get the description and
avail yourself of money-making
proposition \. ". BOWIE < son.
EXCEPTIONAL BARGAIN. Mo =
farm of So clio acres, situated one
mile from the thriving town OF
Orange, in the herat or The fertile
Piedmont section OF Virginia. Being
on macadam road makes It Is
minutes from tho railroad station,
high school. churches. business
centre OF tn" county, etc The house
has eight rooms, and Is new, with
water bathroom, etc. The barn.
stable and other outbuildings are
in good condition. SiNty-siX apple
trees insure an abundance OF fruit.
81 6-i0 acres in cultivation; 81 acres
in woods OF good young timber. Soil
red, and gray Price, $3.50. $1,000
cash. For further information APP
ply p. o. Box 1926. Orange. Va.
MODEL MODERN FARM OF ADJUSTS
acres. OF which l06 acres are cleared
and have been for four years under
scientific development; located in
Green Mountain sect OF Abe
marie, two miles from Warren Sta
ton. on c. e. O. Ry.: modern SIN
room residence. with bath room, fur
mace. etc Full equipment of out
buildings, all built two years ago
An ideal country home combi ned
With good farm OF moderate size.
Address "OWNER,'' care Postmaster.
Warren +. o., Va.
WANTED For CASH CUSTOMER,
$4,000 Or So. 500 brick investment Let
us have Your house. y. W. BOWIE
FOR SALE OR TRADE. loo ACRE
farm. In connection with brick store
l.sst1 -
outbuildings. Price. $2.70O. OR will
sell store and 10 acres for $500, or
10 acres of land, store and all build
ings for $3.50. Farm 5 miles from
and TWO railroads. Address o. Il.
DUBOIS. Fruitland. Maryland.
SPLENDID RESTAURANT AND
small hotel business in this young
seaport city: finest stand in the city:
regular and profitable business !:
In connection; only $4,000. Furni-
turc, fixtures and good will Sacri-
feed on account OF owners health
City just % years old. $4,000 people
here. Average growth 1000 annual
~. soAIMERVILl.s TRUST co,
INC, Newport News. Va.
SUBURBAN ACREAGE FROM FIRST
hands. and ripe for subdivision, can
be bought ut a price to ensure rich
profits from N w. BOWIE & SON.
y SPLENDID COWARD1N AVENUE
home. large lot; chenp. L. L.. care
Times Dispatch.
BEAUTIFUL TEN ROOM RESIDENCE,
AZ acres fine land, adjoining village
grand opportunity for physician; a
bargain. II $40, care Times Dispatch.
GRACE STREET CORNER. NEAR
Henry, at an extremely low figure to
make quick sale. Can DO easily con-
verted into desirable apartments N
w. BOWIE & SON.
e5 ACRES NEAR CITY: ONE MILE
from car line; only 500 per acre: buy
now. Fl 34S, caro- Times-Dispatch,
RGom5 lNanteh
'TWo YOUNG MEN DESIRE Fun-
nished room with refined Jewish
family. State particulars. I'll 313
care Times Dispatch,
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.TIat6 .Epr Krnt

FOR Rent. FLAT OF FIVE ROOMS.
bath and other conveniences, at I'll
York Street Barton Heights, fur
uIshnd Or unfurniS ID ed.
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By j. -. Carneal l. Son.
Real Estate Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE
OF
NO. 1l3 EAST LEIGH STREET

By virtue of a certain deed OF trust,
dated April G. 1910. recorded in the
clerks office. Richmond Chancery
Court. in D. b. 206-D. page SI3, de-
fault having been made in the pay
ment OF portion OF the debt secured
thereby. End having been required by
the beneficiary therein so to do. 1 viii,
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Two SECONDHAND rUNABOUTS,
one top buggy and several wagons
all IN good repair and painted. These
East Cary Street
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Bparbii1G'

MASON FRANoAfsE, III - NORTH
Eighth Street, Richmond, Va. Louis
Chevalier, Prop. date chef Palace
Hotel. San Francisco. and chef Met
ropolitan Club. Washington, D. CD.
catering and preparing for priyate
dinners a specially; French table
dlhote dinner daily, $3.50 TO 9 p. Al
76c.; lunch daily. 1880 4. NJ. to /
2. NJ, Soc; meals also served a Ia
carte. For private dinners, etc
cooks will be furnished at residences
II desired Elegant rooms, newly
furnished. Phone Madison 10sS
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@eetings

THERE WILL BE a MEETING; OF
Colonial Camp. No. 555, The order
Hail TUESDAY EVENING, March ).
at o'clock. All members are
urged to be present to meet Supreme
Secretary Arthur T.. Bouton, of Rox-
bury. n. Y.
r. l. JENNINGS,
Secretary
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Cost AMI jfpuna

AosI. a $50 NOTE. EITHER on THE
seventeenth Street car on on
MAIN street. between Seventeenth
MlICtllILL. l5l2 East Main.
STRAYED, I'ROM MY RESI6E,E5.E;
~ Porter street, south Richmond
my collie dog. White, with two large
orange spots on mis- back Answers
.- " we name of Sandy. Reward.
LosI' BETWEEN l15 NORTH NOR
RS ana COCO Grove Avenue, chiid's
silver, chateiaIne purse. Return TO
lI2 North Morris and receive reward.
LOST. NIGHT OF TETRAZZINI CON
cert shell pin; smoke and salmon
PRINT coioring. Old style gold set
Office.
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-Four Frame Dwellings
223, us, 227 and
229S.Laurel Street

mono, entered on the e3d day OF Feb
Tnuary. 1912. N the suit styled "Roselia
and others 1 Will sell at public auc-
ton. on the promises, on
THIS TUESDAY. MARCH 8.
at O'Clock p NJ.
the following property. described In
That lot OF land. with the Improve
Inents thereon. known as Nos. 22a,
20. 221 and 229 South Laurel Strcot
lying. and being in the city OF Rich
mond, Va. on tho eastern side of
Laurel Street. beginning at a point on
the EAST line of Laurel Street ISL feet
north OF the northeast corner of Laurel
and Beverly Streets. extending thence
northwardly along the east line of
Laurel Street. and fronting thereon
running back from said front, within
an alley 20 feet vide"
TERMS: One-third OF the purchase
price to be paid In cash, and the ball
ance In two equal instalments, pay
tlvcly, the deferred payments to be
evidenced by .promissory notes of tho
purchaser, with interest added, and
the title to be retained until the en-
tire purchase money Is paid and n
conveyance ordered by tho court; OF
WILLIAM a. ArONCURB.
Special Commissioner.
certify that tho bond required by
the above decree of the special com
missioner has been duly given.
Given under my hand this 2Sth day
OF February. 1912
clARLBs Q. sAv1LLE.
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PERSONALS

| I HER CENT. 70 ; PER CENT. PER
ALLY AND AT LOWEST RATES
Of, INTEREST THAN OTHER LoSS
OFFICES: OUR HIGHEST RATE Is
3 PER CENT. PR MONTH. KiCH-
m9 sCIR L III. 0tIiCE. S. BACH
BROAD STREET. ESTABLISHES
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SOFA BEANs--GooD STOCK LIMITED
Iuahtity; also black, clay and mixed
peas, For sale BY d. ETHER1DGE
& -; 3i-S5 Commerce street. Nor
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QcIp Caantro, female

WANTED. 4 LADY BooKKEEPER
Tor couple OF weeks; Settled lady
Dispatch
WANTED. AT ONCE 4 GOOD COOK
Apply. with reference, 10 DIR ED
WARD MCGUIRE. III East Grace
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DELICIOUS SMITHFIELD SAUSAGE
now on sale at your grocer's.
ONE SECONDHAND SAFE. GOOD AS
ne>>. Cheap. Address +. O. Box No
l23, klchnlond Va
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I. KATZ. THE LADIES TAILOR.
FORMERLY 200 NORTH FIFTH
STREET. HAS REMOVED TO aGS
NORTH FIFTH STREET, \ FEW
DOORS ABOVE AND Is GIVING
REDUCED PRICES on ALI. SUITS.
DON'T WAIT FOR THE RUSH SEA-
SON. AS HE CAN GIVE YOU BET
TER SERVICE NOW.
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FIRST GLASS ACCOMMODATIONS FOR
permanent, transient and tahia
boarders can be secured with Mrs
HORACE WEXFORD Jones, at 200
q. Franklin Street Gentlemen a sus
cialty.
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COMMISSIONERS SAIL

VALUABLE TRACT OF TIMBER
LAND NEAR MCKINNEY, IN DiNSi
WlDDIE COUNTY, VA. 9s
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5ituatinns ll,anrru, a9aIe

WANTED. POSITION As sTENoG.
rapher by young man with some ex-
perlence; now employed. Address
q 2el, care Times Dispatch.
ia RMIN C - COMPETENT MAN
wishes to manage large farm. or
would develop large tract OF cheap
land for owner. J. 3. STOUDER, els
Central Avenue, Albany. ~ Y.
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VIM. B. Pizzini Co.,
Real Estate Auctioneers

TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE
OF
A DESIRABLE LOT. ST. JOHN,
STREET. BETWEEN FEDERALi
AND COUTTS STREETS
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A REFINED COUPLE or TWO CI;n--
tlemen to board in private family
References exchanged. 2os West
Grace.
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Rfal Cstale fur 81,

HUMAN HAIR BOUGHT AND SOLD
az NUGHES,S. 2uG North Thlrd
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LILLIAN a. ArONCURD.
Special Commissioner.
The alsdlsssl Aysg,sfaa ca
AuSflof.Ezn5
q lS EsA. SY, CAD SIT

SHOWCASES TABLES. WALL CASES,
MIRRORS. MILLINERY. ETC. AT
AUCTION.
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WANTED, COUPLE For LA RXiE
desirable secSnd story front room
Dressing room ana stationery wash
stand attached. zoo East Grnno
Street.
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MY STOCK IN THE RICHMOND IRON
Works Corporation, cheap. a. L.
sICMPF. Bedford City, Va.
I,a.r L.\tT.rII
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for 5alR


for Sale
Two SECOND HAND 2UNABoTTTs
one top buggy and several wagons.
all IN good repair and painted. These
are bargains. a. MEYERS SONS. 1871
East Cary Street.
DELICIOUS SMITHFIELD SAUSAGE
no" on sale at your grocer's.
ONE SECONDHAND SAFE. GOOD AS
me-. Cheap. Address r. o. Box No.
10, Rlchnond. Va.
SOFA BEANS-GooD STOCK: LTMITI;D
Iuahtity; also black, clay and mixed
peas. For sale by d. ETHERlDGE
3. co; Si-3a Commerce street. Nor
Ny ws sTocE 5,d n THE f., RICHMOND IRON
sLGMPF, Bedford City, va.
EAT SMITHFIELD SAUSAGE! EAT
snithfeld sausage! For sale Ut your
grocer's.
WE HAVE NINE TwO-HORE FARM
wagons. Will close them out at cost:
also four top buggics. $3.50: they
$50. worth more. but we need the
room. Surveys. buggies and run
abouts cheap. THOS. II. DUKE &.
CO. 500 Brook Avenue.
SEE OUR LARGE STOCK OF sUsT-
ness wagons. top and open, for every
a. MEYERS SONS. .Ial L, Cary ST..
BOILERS. VARIOUS SIZES: STEAM,
sasolene and kerosene engines, plan
ers. staVe, machinery. edgets. re-
saws. lath mills, lathex betting.
hangers. pulleys and shaftng Con-
dltion guarantee. I. BLUFORD &
CO, 1895 Z. Cary Street.
FOR SALE. SIXTY FEET ON OR
leans street. near Fulton Street, and
ihirty-hye feet on Lewis Street. run
ing back TO Centre Street Apply
1918 Louisiana Street. Fulton.
FOR WAGONS GO TO RICHARDSON
BROS, els Brook Avenue. Painting
repairing and rubber-tire work
Madison !467.
FOR SALE, PHYSICIANS ADJUSTA-
bic office chair; also cnemcled IN
strument table, glass shelves. Bar
gains. Phone Monroe 1901.
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GisreliaueDu6
SHOE REPAIRING.
UPHOLSTERING.

FURNITURE REPAIRED AND POL
ished. mattresses renovated, antiques
bought and sold. LEVY, the Uphol
sterer. 426 West Broad.
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Qrlp ll,a"---. sl5ale

WHITE MEN WANTED FOR WORK
near Richmond Four CARPENTERS ANA
TOUR iron workers accustomed TO
stack work Apply Room 5O4 Mu
,ua! building. $3.50 Tuesday morn
ing. See MIR. STADELMAS
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GONG NJ n RIGHT.

The wisdom of the fair association
iu srcutly increasing Its appropriation
for the agricultural horticultural and
livestock exhibitions has been amply
demonstrated already by the attitude
oi the county newspapers on tho mat.
ter u h not too much 10 say that
enthusiasm for the fair la every
county has been rcdoubIcd by the
Offer of substantial premiums lu place
of merely nominal prizes. aud in
every county they are boosting FOR
the state fair us never before. Prof
Tlnsley. boz charge OF the farm prod
uyts exposition has urged. Goo every
gounty. that the county fair be- made
bigger and better, in order 10 thus
mobilize samples OF the finest prod
ucts 80 that thov will bee ready for
shipment Go tho state fair. and the
county plan is working out splendid
N Tho Herald has noticed especial
E In the county newspapers
in curry Torrance. Roosevelt
Quay and san Juan counties
nm enthusiasm such NJ has never
boon shown before. and the other
counties ar" getting into line rapidly.
The result OF the action OF the state
Wir munagcmont this ycnr is just %
little indication OF what an impetus
can Doe given Co county boosting and
county development by the holding
OF an annual state fair which is fair
in the real SENSE of the tcrm,-u dis
play ot the varied products of every
section ~ great commonwealth. and
not merely circus
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-14
UNCLE SAM GREATEST coal
MINER.

The United states has held urst
"luco among the coal producing rouu.
tries of the world since 1893. whom
this country supplantcd Great Britain.
In 1917 the total worlds production
OF coal amounted TO Approximately,
I3o2.5UU,UnO short toni ~ which
the United states contributed fs6.
2-i,lbA tons, ur ISL per cent. uc-
cording Co the United states geological
survey Ia the twelve years from
1899 Goo 1871 the production OF the
United states hus increased over 300
per cent. from 1893 to 1911 Great
Britain has Increased its output about
80 per cent from IgS.14G.73I To-
3oi52ll9a tons Tho United States
u 1917 produced almost 5O0. 600 600
tons. or SO per cent more than Great
Britain iu l9lii Gcrmany's produc-
ton of coal and Ignite I'm 1899 was
a3,Gio.5oo short tons. u 1871 10 was
25N.223.5G3 tons an Increase of over
li' per cent Tho combined pruduo-
ton Of Great Britain ana Germany tn
1871 was 56g,14L95S short toms.
which exceeded the oulpdt Of the
United states hy only 81. $40 600 tons.
ur 1872 per cent These three roun-
tries. tuitoi states. Great Britain
and GormanN produce more than so
per cent of the worlds total supply
of coal
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RUSSIA AND JNPNN.

Tie report tolcgr1phcl from ST.
rct"rsburg that Russia and Japan
have entered into uu agreement for
Jaiutaactuu 100 the affairs OF Ga, Far
East can bee readily bc believed, Says
tho san Francisco Chronicle. which
goes into the situation as follows.
International friendships are formed
mot like those between individuals. on
grounds ul personal likes and dis-
likes. bat bouous" of the political u-
forests involved
And $50 Eu-siu. while she ma, not
soon forget Noukdcn aud Tsushima
cannot Gain Go SEE, that her projects
in Asia viii bc best turth,r,d Dos
eliminating Japanese opposition lu
the same way Japan. which has
somewhat similar designs upon Man
rhuriI that Rusfiu has tor % long
time he'd upuu Mongolia. has prubu-
hly reached tho conclusion that "a
working agreement with the cars
government would luurc 90 her ud.
vantage
The mani ura,,5 ly IA. t.ru,d
states Boa Is dollar dip,onpr, orig.
mated bf ScDr'tur, HAY and contln-
u,d by sccrrtar, kno, ia sstJ to
have hpstrurd IA, Hus.o.Iau9prso
undcr1andiug THE is quite proha-
ui, Neither pus.I, NOR Jyu,p v,.
willing CO. entertain On. Ku., rr,.
pusul for ID ur.iraIiltttn.. .r tr, A..
rhurmn rsIvptF and Ola, ,,td.u,,
given then of the purp,s. ., tb,
United -t4,.. a., t.t. h.,f.. 49,,
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r,,,.I,s o.. a. 600, $500.
r,.. .n.,,i4 ...,.
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t,,. ,rd,,.,,i..,..... ..., ,,.....,.. on,
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sid, Influences y.t, Nr,n,,l.. ,..,...,I
OFT upou IN, mar. as pyss,,.s ,,r, .rI
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10 your child ls pale and sickly.
picks go tho nose. starts Ice the slccu
ANA grinds tho teeth while sleeping.
70 is % sure sigu of worms. \ remedy
TO- these parasites viii be- found in
CREAM VEUMtFUGE. &c
not only clears out the WORMS. but "a
restores health ana ch,orfulncss
Price 25c per bottle Sold ~ .n
druggists
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-14

fishing q strong government aud In
restoring order the integrity ~ china
will be- seriously threatened Russia
and Japan combined would not be-
In much danger OF having their Far
Eastern policicn intcrfered with by
my other power or powers
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-14
STATE NEWS BRIEFS

state Engineer Frourh bias gor, tu
san miguel county Co confer u1 WHt-
tors relative Co. the triton Lake pro.
lc.l
Ham, Llttr,u has boon arrested at
'lmaTruu by Mounted Policeman
Lambert 0hargrd with dIsposiug of
H"rlFagri pruporr.
The blk annual fiesta at tho patron
saint ui Brlru Is now under VuN "a
mat thriving town and Nill last tho
remainder of the week
Mounted Policeman John Collier is
expected tu return tonight tu santa
Fo from colorado with the person of
.b. T. MrlIIu charged with irregular
ti'- while Cd clerk boz the office OF
,hy state engineer
Little Joscula Gold. tpu-trar-uId
daughter or Louis Gold ui las Vegas.
is ln 20 critical condition as th, result
Of burns received when her dress
caught FIRE ns she was placing %
lighted candle iu q shrine at tlo
Jesuit Fathers, ON th, west side.
Dr. a. N smith. superintendent of
lhr state insane asylum 90 Las Vegas.
has been arkcd uy the asyium board
Z" resign. although 10 ,s said his work
hHs nvvu found sitistartutt. tn
smith has fi'c-N'ar contract with
three wears set to run and 4u far
has mot resigned br William Porter
Mills sud pr D. o. Mueller oI las
Vegas Dr Robert T.. BrHdirN of lluF-
Wen ana Dr o. MpNou off Ia McsH
Hfr applicants for the position Tho
Iuslguutiuus of the steward auu as
sislaut steward ana matrou have ALSO
been requested Daniel stern OF lus
Vegas has been made secretary -trrHH-
urHr OF the new board
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-14

a vast amount 81 100 health ls due
Ip Impaired digestion when the
stomach 8ils Co perform its functions
properly the whole system becomes
dtraugcd. a frW doses of CHAMBER
Hin's Tablets Ia am yuu need Thcy
orato your hvrr aud regulate your
bowels entirely dong away with that
miserable feeling du, 90 faulty digos-
lion Try TO- Many others have been
permanently cured why mot yuU7
For sale Bog am druggists.
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rHE PRIzr FISH STORY.

We have heard ana told some toll
fish stories In our time, but for pure
originality ana audueity. the palm
surely goes 20 the correspondent in
Newton. y. j.. who has told an aston.
ishcd public about the mad pickcrol
which bit the great toe or Fred
Honey of Brooklyn. The Jaws of the
fish, We are told. had Co be- prlcd
open To release the toe. ana the lat
ter Immediately began 20 swell at am
alarming rate ~ last accounts n
was sim swelling and thr head of
the hydrophohla-s,rlckcn pickcrel had
been sent tp the pastcur institute.
We consider this fish story highly
m"ritorious and welcome relief
from tho st"rcotypcd tales OF fifteen
pound trout and tree climbing salmon.
originality in any line of ondcayor
should bee commended. especially in
th" dull season We consider that
the IN paso correspondent may taxi,
some lessons from the man ~ New
ton. g. j.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-14

The Chicago Record Herald editor.
tally snE@ John u Rockefeller is thc
gpuntry's only millionaire. aud that
Andrew Carnegie, i T. Morgan. VIII.
lam E"okrfyllrr Gcurgn 3. Hukor
James -. Duke. James SlHIman.
Henry g. Frnk and W IS Vanderbilt
Hrv iu urdog tho ,uuutry's richest
men Each of them has 3D. Icas,
Sl5o.OOU.0U0
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o.
The Way uf the World
Tho smallest man is made th, goat
when fortune does The ranking.
Tho smallest huy is AWAY sure
y" get the biggest spanking
Cincinnati Enquirer
And thus % 3. from childhood uu.
lutll She close ut ufr.
Iho smallest man Boz always sun,
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