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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12
Ross E. A. Church.

On next Sunday there will be
services at 800 N. and also at 7:3O
P. NJ. S. S. at 200
Thus far there are four S. S. scholars
seeking for pardon. We hope the
church may be greatly revived. Rev.
Chas. Lang is a good Evangelist and
preacher. You are welcome. o. Me-
hurst.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12
Christian Church Notice.

The pulpit was filed last Sunday by
Rev. Hayson who is connected with
the educational interests at Drake Uni
versity. All enjoyed his sermons.
Meetings next Sunday as follows.
Preaching at II A. NJ. and 1870 P. NJ.
Sunday school at 10 A. NJ. Z. E. at
$3.50 P. M. T. Z. Glendeming, pastor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12
Mt. Zion E. A. Church.

On next Sunday the services will be
as follows: S. S. at 1000 A. NJ.
preaching at HOO A. NJ. and on
account of the revival at Ross there
will be no preaching Sunday evening;
but will arrange for a good Y. r. A.
program. But December % there will
be services at 7;3O. You are welcome.
O. Mehnert.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12

Found, at the Booster Cafe, q full
line of Halls Long Branch Chocolates
in all fiavors, -Adv. 42-tf.
AL of our sewing machines are guar
anteed to do good work. See them at
Laws Implement House. 47e.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12
The Danish Lutheran Church.

Young peoples meeting this evening
at o'clock.
The confirmation class meets Satur,
day morning at 9 o'clock.
Sunday school Sunday morning at
$50.
Services Sunday in the afternoon al
2:30 and in the evening at 100 .
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12

For s e:-Twenty Duroc.Jersey
spring gifts. Six fall yearling gifts.
Pedigrees furnished. Short Horn bulls
and Plymouth Rock ROSTERS also for
sale. Write, phone or call on T. J. Cog
lon, Extra, la. Route /.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12
For Sale.

Hand painted china and fancy work.
Prices reasonable. 400
May NJ. Hunt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12

Small and large rugs of every variety espec-
tally selected for suitable holiday gifts, are
feature of our Xmas offering. We can furnish
a rug to fit any purse at from 81 to- - $40. 90
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-12-12
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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31

the point that the wages Tor one
days work would be the same as
the price OF the goods produced by
an average days work. II coal is
produced and delivered at an aver
age of one days work for each ton
OF coal (more than a liberal allow.
ancc according to government re-
ports , then the average days wage
would be the same as the price OF
one ton OF coal II would make no
difference whether It were figured
at one dollar OF fifty. The cost OF
production would include small
margin from each OF the many in.
dustTies To cover the cost OF gov
ernmcnt supcrintendence Business
from which the trusts draw their
hundreds OF millions would, guess,
pay the salaries OF the government
officers who manage II, together
with other government affairs aud
there need be no other taxes what.
ever
The writer of an anonymous card
wants me to explain the failure OF
socialism as carried ont in a certain
story Now, what do you think OF
that2
Space in the Review is limited,
but | would be only too glad to
discuss the matter ii the write will
call on me. And in the meantime
II the writer cannot read some good
socialist book such as Bellamy's
Looking Backward, Caesar 5
Column, by lgnatius Dounelly aud
explain the failure of our present
form OF government as there pic
turcd
tear the writer OF this card as
well as the writer of the story men,
toned are much like a certain min
lister in this city who has taken
several filings at socialism from the
pulpit, and ON being questioned by
one OF his flock as to just what il
was that he objected to, finally ad-
mittcd that he had read no socialist
literature but had read lots against
it"
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31
Socialist Column


Don't talk to me of masculine
chivalry. There is no other ami
NAL that prostitutes its female for
profit as does the human brute.
No other beast practices the profit
system. Imagine one man alone on
that island saying that there is not
enough employment for all of his
members. If the rest of the body
had a system by which they could
take profit from the labor Of the
feet, returning them only enough
nourishment to sustain them while
constantly employed, then there
would be times when the rest of
the body having stored up all Of
the nourishment possible would
cease all effort and the feet would
be out of job and suffering for
nourishment.
This is exactly what takes place
in our present system of conduct
ing industries for profit, and it is
the only way by which anyone was
ever out OF employment when they
wanted it. Profit accumulates in
the form of goods. The capitalists
have the money to buy, but does
not want the goods The capitalist
has the money to buy, but does
not want the goods, and the laborer
is suffering for the goods he has
himself produced, but has not the
money to buy. But If each man
received for his work the same as
as the value of the goods he
produced, then the supply
and demand would always exactly
balance. And it would not make
a particle of difference if millions
more people, up to the capacity OF
the earth to support, should be
resurrected to life and appear look
ing for jobs. Each ones want
would constitute demand ident.
cal with his labor supply.
The editor grasps the idea of the
great saving by cooperative meth
ods and fears that we will make life
so easy that some one will starvc
for want OF something TO do. Our
present method OF life is just such an
Irish joke as that. But in the co.
operative commonwealth II we find
that three hours per day produces
all we want IL will be no cause for
worry,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31

"If those (socialisD ministers
preach nothing but material fc.
ligion." Who said they preach
nothing elsc3 Because socialism
makes no claim as a spiritual reli.
gion is no reason why a socialist
minister cannot be as spiritually
minded in the pulpit as a republi.
can whose politics is certainly not
spiritual
Surely there must be something
more to religion than simply pre-
venting anyone from getting any
money unless he earns Il with his
own hands" " Certainly there is
something morel But there cannot
possibly be anything less. Religion
must cover the whole field of NOR
ality aud spirituality, bat anyone
who thinks he is endowed with
spirituality and yet insists upon
his right To take the products of an.
other mans labor while earning
nothing with his own hands OF
brain Is total stranger to the splr
il OF Christ. "Mau cannot live by
bread alone" but he must have
bread and must have II FIRST, iof
you cannot preach spirituality into
a man who is starving.
To guarantee To each the full so
cial value of his labor is the only
square deal for rich OF poor, And
will level society upward To civil
zation impossible TO even the rich
while he exploits the poor.
Give me neither poverty nor
riches lest / be full and
deny Thee and say; Who is the
LordF Or lest | be poor and steal
aud take the name OF God in vain. "
Prov, NNN:S-9,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31

For soreness of the muscles wheth-
er induced by violent exercise or
injury, Chamberlain's Liniment is
excellent, This liniment is also
highly esteemed for the relief il
affords in cases OF rheumatism, Sold
hN all dealers.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31

How many would beCom,
wealthy even at ten dollars pei
day ?" None, we hope. Sc,
Proverbs xxx above quoted but the
aggregate wealth would be Just as
great, and iar more useful in the
millions OF homes than if piled up
in a few, And collectively an
would be rich in the joint possession
of that capital which would make
possible the large returns for work,
The joint possession of all the
means OF life, the labor saving ma
chinery, etc, would guarantee ev-
cry reasonable luxury for a very
few hours daily work, but no oue
could be rich enough to live from
the labor of others, because none SO
poor as to be compelled to serve
for less than an equal service in re.
turn.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.

In order to insure a change Of ad
Vertissment the copy for such change
should reach this office not later than
Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please
remember this and save the printer
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31

We are too stupid to see the point
in the editor funny business about
wages, and we fear he has not seen
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31

The editor becomes quite tech
nical as to starvation, and seems
perfectly satisfied that millions
merely so hungry, so they don I
perish " But the death rate is
many times greater among these
classes than among those who are
even fairly well fed and cloth
ed, And il may be even bet
ter that they do perish than that
they should live as many OF their
fellows o,and to tll insane asylums,
prisons and brothels.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-05-31

collective ownership of the
means OF production such as lands
Mr., Editor, The patch OF ground
your home stands on is not usually
spoken of as Glands" and certainly
not as a means OF production, even
If il does have on it a row OF peas
and a few wormy Tadishes
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
JUST A LITTLE TOO HASTY
Mr.. Newlywed Resented What He
Considered inpertlnence, but tho
Jokn Was on Him.

They were en- their wedding tour
and imagined that every ciyillty Civ
en- them related to their new condi-
ton OF servitude.
Having stopped nj n way station.
the bridegroom was approached by
the station agent. who asked:
Are you going TO take the next
train?"
It's mono of your business" re
torted the bridegroom. Indignantly. as
ne guided the bride up the platform.
where they condolcd with each other
over the impertineEce Of some OF the
natives
Onward came the train. It's vapor
curling from afar II was the last TO
their destination that day-an express,
Nearer and nearer II came at full
speed: then in n morcnt II whizzed
past and was gone.
Why in thunder didn't that train
stop" yelled the bridegroom.
Cos you said 'twarn't none OF my
bizness. has TO signal II that trains
10 stop
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
TASTY GERMAN DINNER
MENU THAT EVEN AN AMERICAN
WILL ENJOY.
Wholesome and Appetizlng Dishes OF
the FatherIand Are Easily Pre-
pared and Worth the Trouble
for Variety They Afford.

Noodle soup-Take a nice piece OF
short rib and shin bone and cook
slowly for about two hours. Then
strain. Then take three eggs. one and
n half cups of -four and make "A stiff
dough. Work II we'll until the dough
is very smooth. then roll out very thin
and let dry medium. Cut In long
strips and fold; then cut very fine
some parsley. add a few dashes OF
nutmeg TO soup. Now the noodles are
added and all is TO be boiled 10 min
utes. then served.
Bread Dumplings some stale
white bread and cut In small squares.
then pour over them half cup OF
very hot drippings and stir; then COW
er and let stand for a while so that
the bread softens. Beat four eggs
lightly. add salt and nutmeg and about
one cup OF bread crumbs mot cracker
crumbs. Stir thoroughly and make
water and let boil 90 minutes. Then
serve with meat gravy. They will be
very light and delicious.
Sauerkrsut-Take as much sauer-
kraut as wished and IL too sour put in
collander and let little cold water
run through II. Put in pot with
little water. add caraway seeds and
let cook slowly until soft. Then CRATE
raw potato and mix with n little
-four. then beat quickly into sauer.
kraut Pour about two tablespoons OF
grease from the pork roast over this.
This will be n dish that even an Amer
lean will enjoy.
Pork Roast-Take a nice roast or
pork from the end OF the loin. wash
well. then rub salt and pepper in and
let stand a while before roasting Cut
half Of an onion and n small piece OF
garlic and two leaves of fresh sage.
not ground, into IT, Then add some
water, enough for gravy Roast slow.
ly and haste often. Serve on well
heated plates.
Mashed Potatoes-Take the best po-
tatoes. peel and boil. then strain and
mash them. Add butter and salt and
beat with a spoon TO a cream.
Coffee Cake-Two cups -four with
one yeast cake dissolved in lukewarm
milk Put in warm place to raise.
Melt a half pound OF butter cup OF
sugar and beat to cream; add two
eggs. a half teaspoon cinnamon. half
teaspoon lemon flavoring and little
salt. Add 10 raised dough and beat
we'll. Then place in pan with a little
sugar. cinnamon and small pieces OF
butter over 1t. Let II raise once be-
fore baking.
coffee-Take as much coffee as
needed. place in a sack and pour boil
ing water over 1t slowly. This takes
the bitter taste away. Let stand on
hack OF hot stove. Serve with cream.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Child's Reasoning.

II can't tell you anything about my
grandpa" said solemn little Eustace,
questioned by happier comrade as to
his more recent ancestor. because I
never had any. All my grandparents
died before was born"
But. you had grandparents just the
same, dear" interpolated listening
adult. The fact that they died before
you were born doesn't alter the fact
that they were your grandparents"
But II our fathers and mothers had
died before We were born they
wouldn't have been our fathers and
mothers, would they?" the wondering
child questioned. so don't see how
what you say can be true"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Worth KNOWING.

A tape loop on the apron band Is
convenience and will save the apron
from being torn II hung on a hook.
Sew the loop on the wrong" side OF
the band.
Remember when frying fish that II
the fat in which II Is fried Is not
quite boiling the fish will be greasy.
sodden and unwholesome. Never put
In the fish till blue smoke Is rising
from the fat.
The next time you wish 10 beat tho
yolk and white OF an egg separately
try this plan: Break the egg. leaving
the yolk in the half she'll. Beat the
white stiff. then drop in the yolk and
beat together. II Is not only done
better. but you save washing an extra
dish and losing a large proportion OF
the egg yolk that sticks to dish and
egg beater.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
HOUSEWORK IS A HEAVY BURDEN

The woman who "kccps house" has
enough to do when she is in good. sound
health. but il she is weak. tired oil the
time, and suffering from morn to night
with an aching back. housc-work becomes
heavy burden.
Many women who were afflicted in this
way say that Doan's Kidney Pills have
made lie easier for them.
Women are subject to kidney disease.
The clothing they wear. the work they do.
the worry and strain of bearing and rear
ing children. the lack of proper exercise;
all tend To it,
Bachache. bearing down pains. headache,
dry spells. faintncss. fits of blues" and
other troubles often thought to bc peculiar
20 the sex. are found frequently in kidney
disease. When any one Of these Ills APP
wears. together with n discol I'D condi.
ton OF the kidney sccrctions. wr.h passages
too frequent. scanty or burning, just make
M your mind tina, your kidneys are weak,
and bc quirk TO help them.
Deans Kidney Pills have helped great
many veal: women through tho trying
times when kidney disease means so much
added misery They do not disturb the
stomach or bowels and contain no poison
Gus dangerous nor habit forming drugs.
Doan's are harmless for children too.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Open
Muffier
Motor
Fiend
Is Disliked
by G. q. HaAil ION, Presidesf Of
federstles Of Americas notsrty clists

courtesy gntman conduct and bending energy these
directions
The objects of the Federation of American Motorcycs
and promote the general interests of
nooyn; protect and defend the rights of mOorcsts;
facilitate touring the good roads and 10
sport motorcycle racing and other competitions
which motorcycles engage.
We know that association promote the general interests
ocng only through law Observance courtesy and realization
rights of others. These ends striving to attain.
motorcycle vehicle has place for itself pleasure
well business has But if we have will
respected hold dgnifed well useful position in this motor
driven
dislike the open muller "fend" ordaand does the Fedora
of American Motocycs believe there only place for
speeding and that carefully constructed track
rider alone takes chances. And through the regulation
restriction supervision the Federation of American Moorycts
those aTer reduced to a minimum.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Care of Lamps.

When the burners become dark and
dirty put them in lye water and boil
until the black will rub on; then
moisten salt with vinegar and rub
thoroughly. Then take dry piece or
wool cloth and polish. Take the old
wicks that have been in use quite a
while and boil them in a strong suds
and rub and rinse in several waters,
then soak In vinegar and hang out and
dry and when you put all together
and light you will have as brilliant
light as II all were new.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
The following case 10 typical of ,bs ]
effected by Doan's Kidney Pills. e.
testimony is the best evidence.
DRIVEN ALMOST CRAZY
A Terrible Tale Of Kidney suf.,

Mrs. II. w. Heagy. 1915 l. ST.. nd
field, Cal, says: MY kidney trouble "
in the fall Of 1907. used remedy 4
remedy prescribed by physicians but y
lief came and ! was in despair. o.
count of the numbness and grating !.
ton ! could not lie down comfortable
some nights was not in bed half an /,
l became so nervous and restless h,
knew what to do. Hot waves came
me like fash and / became so div
I staggered. / had feeling rs il |,
was gravel in my bladder. the kidnev
cretions acting too freely ut times. \
again they were very scant and ac,
panied by terrible pain. cannot dec
the suffering endured for over two :,
Finally | began using Doan's Kidncy
and while j did not notice much r, "A
a week or so. | continued persistent
when / had taken eight boxes VI,
ing fine. The numbness and smart n,
ally left, the kidney secretions h.,
clear and natural and my health mpr
one hundred percent. Doan's Kidn,y
cured me at time when il seemed
l would GO crazy and ! never can cII
my gratitude"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
WOMEN AND HEALTH.

Women are beginning TO realize
more fully that good health is not TO
be found in the use Of cosmetics and
face powders. The appearance OF
health may follow facial treatment,
but health itself lies much deeper than
the surface.
Most important 10 the health OF ev-
cry woman Is regularity Of the bowels
and digestive organs. The weary
eyes. bad breath. frequent headaches.
pimples and general air OF lass!tude.
Is In most every case due TO const-
patton or indigestion. or both. There
are various remedies prescribed for
this condition. but tho easiest, most
pleasant and certainly effective. 10
a combination OF simple laxative
herbs with pepsln known 10 druggists
as DR.. Caldwcll's Syrup Pepsin. This
simple remedy Is far preferable TO
harsh salts and cathartics and violent
purgative waters that disturb the
whole system without affording moro
than temporary relief.
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pcpsln Is n
tonic laxative. mild In its action.
pleasant 10 the taste and positive In
It's effect. strengthening he muscles
OF stomach and bowels so that after
a short time these organs regain the
power 10 perform their natural func-
tons without assistance.
DR.. Caldwel's Syrup Pcpsin Is sold
by druggists everywhere in soc and
sl00 bottles. II you have never tried
II, write for a sample to DR.. w II.
Caldwell POI Washington St, Month
cello. H.; he will gladly send a trial
bottle without any expense 10 you
whatever
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Spice Cake.

A recipe for making spice cake Is
sent in by Sunbeam Of the Buckeye
state. Stir one cup OF butter, two
cups OF graduated sugar and the
yolks of three eggs unit! very light.
Add two teaspoons Of cinnamon, one
of allspice, one of cloves. one-half
teaspoon of ginger, one-half teaspoon
OF nutmeg, one cup Of buttermilk.
one teaspoon Of soda dissolved In ono
third OF cup OF hot water, and three
cups Of -four. To this add the beaten
whites of two eggs. Bake in three
layers and use icing
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Ready for AnYthlnu.

A popular neighbor had just passed
10 the great beyond In rural Penn
sylvania community and the under.
,aker stood at the door. OF the home.
when he heard the following remarks
by the minister:
Mine brethren und sisters. Joe
Thomas he ISIS dead. Maybe Joe Thorn.
as he go to heaven up no know. ind
maybe Joe Thomas he go to hell
down ! no know. but. mine brethren
und sisters. We must be brebared TO
meet him."
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
On a Main Road.

Pottleton drew up at the sac OF the
road and accosted man Z. on
top Of load of hay
IL say. colonel" said he. ARE We on
the right road To ClaypCol Junction.
"Ya-as." said the farmer.
"How's the road. pretty good?"
asked Pottleton.
Fine" said the farmer. We've
been 20 years wearin them ruts
through. Harper's Weekly
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
a Cold Weather Helm.

Heating clothespins we'll IN the oven
before going out in the wind TO hang
out washing prevents much chilling
to the fingers. TWO or three thick.
nesses of dry cotton cloth spread over
the basket OF wet clothes will prevent
them from becoming Interchangeable.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16

The Federation OF American Motor
cyclists stands for the use of the motor
cycle and not for It's abuse.
There is a right way and a wrong way
to do anything and riding a motorcycle
is no exception. We recognize tie fact
that the man afoot has rights as well as
the motorcycles and it is our desire that
each be properly observed.
This federation has no sympathy with
or for the spceder who hurls himself
through the streets or roads imperiling the
life and limb of all who come before him.
1t stands for law and law observance, for
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
On to Her Job.

Mrs. Colin Gabble-Do you eve,
NIT your husband to have his
way?
Mrs. Strongmind-Oh. yes. occa
ally. He is sure TO make a iot
himself, and that makes him cas-,
manage next time"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Glnnerhrnlf

Half cup rno!assc5. is cup sugar n
cup OF shortening, teaspoon Of gin.
ger. little salt, cup ot boiling wa.
ter, teaspoon of soda, 2ts cups Of
-four Lake In q large pan.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-02-16
Useless.

why don't you make up your mind
TO cease permitting your wife TO hen
peck your"
II have made II up half dozen
times. but II doesn't seem 10 do any
good at all. She refuses TO concede
that ! have mind"