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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-08-16
Mrs. Roy Holland has returned

Mrs. Roy Holland has returned
from visit to Lexington.
Rain interfered somewhat with
the tent meeting last night.
A. V, Bowles and family will 90
to Big Sandy today to visitrelatiyes.
Mrs. Sue Renfro of Paris is the
guest this week of DIR. and Mrs.
II. b. Travis.
Thurman Wick of Memphis is
here OH q visit to his parties, Mr..
and Mrs. e. G. Wick.
Misses Kate and Rosa Durdin
and Geraldine Arnold are visiting
in Humphreys County.
w. S. Odle and family of Lex
ington have been visiting relatives
at Riverside this week.
Miss Belle Lashlee of Wilmot,
Ark, is visiting her grandparents,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. M. Lashlee.
Miss Inez Bowles of Big Sandy,
who has been-spending few weeks
here with relatives, will return
home today.
Mr.. aud Mrs, S, S. Clayton, Mrs.
l.. MI resson, Mrs Bette Boswell
and Mrs. Mollie Bowles have been
visiting in Nashville.
The system of educational insti-
buttons of the Seventh-day Adven-
lists provided by the denomination
comprises 6l3 primary schools,
with an enrolment of 1893, and
50 colleges and academies, having
an enrolment of 500.
All persons interested the work
and organization of the Camden
Cemetery Association are advised
to file this issue of The Chronicle,
which contains the constitution of
the association, for it will be the
only means of obtaining printed
copy Of the same.
The ice cream supper given at
Chalk Level Saturday evening was
we'll attended. In the cake con,
test, which precipitated a lively
interest, Miss Bertha Stringer was
winner as the prettiest girl and T.
B. Latham the ugliest man. John
Capps took the prize in the dom
key contest.
A. Balm & Go. have ordered the
machinery for making slaves and
will operate it at their saw mill
plant at WHY. They have stave
mill at Eva City, which has been
running on full time and giving
employment to several hands, be-
sides furnishing ready and con-
venient market for those having
suitable timber for sale.
Mrs. Mary Rushing, wife of M
j. Rushing of Wyly, died at 8
o'clock Wednesday morning, OF
pneumonia. She was taken quite
suddenly, and her life had been
despaired of several days before
the final end. Mrs. Rushing was
about.62 years OF age, and was the
mother OF several children, who,
with the husband, have the sympa-
thy of many friends.
The members of Postoak con-
gregation met Friday afternoon
and decided to rebuild the church
recently destroyed. The plan is
to build at once, and donations
will be very acceptable from those
who feel inclined to aid in the
good work. 'Any,member of Post
oak congregation will receive and
report your Donation, and mas
much as they are busy with their
plans, don't wait for them to come
to YOU, but look them up now and
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-08-16
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how large raised the surface the skin And
thew return and will be left MOLES
OFF applied directly to the MOLE WART which, entire
Nv disappears about six days. killing the germ and leaving
the skin smooth and natural.
ATOLESOFF is put up only in One Dollar bottles
Each bottle is neatly packed in plain ease accompanied
bv full directions and contains enough remedy eight
or ten ordinary MOLES WARTS We sell MOLESOFF
under a positive GUARANTEE if it fails remove your
MOLE or WART we will promptly refund the dollar.
a FLORIDA DISTRIBUTING COMPANY,
Z Department DIG Pensacola, Fla
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-08-16

RUBIN y-Tism will cure you.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-08-16

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The evening world., 1912-12-21
Sh-h-! The Roosevelt Door Trap!

~UT OF an At least moderate ex-
4 experience in pubic life. Thso-
~ dore Roosevelt. ~ contributing
editor, has learned an once routine
which insurss the least possible loss Of
time in listening to those who call
upon him in business hours.
Mr.. Roosevelt has devised . trap
which holds them al harmless.
AZ the visitor gets of the elevator At
the Outlook floor he sees before him
q door lettsrsd:
OFFICE OF THEODORE RoosE-
WELT.
He goes to It as a rat going to
chunk Of cheese In a wire trap.
Once inside he finds himself in
small rallied of space In a great room
which is obviously anything but the
once Of T. r. He stands hewi!dered
for a moment. But before he can back
out a demure young woman. one Of a
hundred working over typswriters or
subscription Lists on tho other side OF
the rail comes forward and innocent'y
asks for whom he Is looking.
Just a moment" she says. when told
The evening world., 1912-12-21

A Savage and his manager Dan Nor
gan hoped of the train at Clevland. they
were mot by Matt Hinkei the Cievelani
promoter. Taking Morgan TO one side.
Hinksi began talking like this: Now
We know. Dan. this fellow Savage 10
going 10 quit to DAILY. but for tho Lords
sake keep him going for OF rounds
and stve the crowd run for their
money will your"
Morgan promised ne would make Saw
aGs stick a. long a. possible. When
Savage and DAILY began boxing. the New
Yorker quickly found out ne could nail
DAILY nine times out of ten. with
straight left and 1t the same time easily
avoid his opponents heavy swings.
In the ninth round poor DAILY was
badly bsa ten and didn't have a look In.
Matt Hinkel picked his way TO Saw
ages corner and looked at Morgan
Quixxically. He isn't taking any
'Brodies' tonight" Morgan slipped him.
1--WE used q new kind OF dope on him 20
last ten round4.' Savage lasted all
right and won In a gallon.
Now the Clevelanders think they were
handed phoney advance stun on Saw
ages quitting propensities He's one OF
them bottled up good things that Nor
gan sprung on US" said Hinkel after
wards He's no Hopper at all and
can beat any Of them"
The evening world., 1912-12-21

az NOW again: don't ct your
drift" said Bert Lsslis. the
~ King of Slang whsn ne was
asked Why the English language u dis
worted into slang.
why does the distortion occurf II
there specific need of the expressions
you use. orr asked the reporter.
mix on the ferryboat tah. Come
aoross. come across" chided the King Of
Slang.
well. what 10 slang and whyr'
'tOh. now I make you. 6ianCs the
CAB of the push. Can't make yourself
hap without 1t. Got TO use ~" said
Leslie. ADD up your regular talk.
where DO 70 get7 You're three hEurss
In the wrong column. Throw away the
ledger. SlanEs the day book. Get .
ticket for the msrry-go-round. grab the
brass ring and ride on. ride on. The
EnSlish language 10 TO blame for slang.
You meet yourself coming back. Slang
drops on at the curve and boards she
car ahead.
Your regular talks limring along
on sympathy sticks. Take Shakespeare.
He says IN Richard the Third 'You
Creese' whom he means . fellow 10
all to tho punk. and even Hawlet
swsars by his 'pickers stsalers,' mean
The evening world., 1912-12-21
"Sau Back to the Ouen q q u
% O If You Are Half Done ".--Beyf Leslie

nut nos . panama. Honest. tbs ding
ding wagon will set EN- all some day
and take EN- where they play with the
daisies.
But the inherent purity Of speech"
sugsssted the interviewer. Can tho
MARBLE. Pocke THE noise. Reversed
You're In high gear. Put on the chains
o. you'll skid. Your tongue Will get ar
rested for speeding. Under the carpet
with the rest of the DUST" said the
Slang Master. ''Slang's around because
the boys need II. They say I'm . lob
Qowbrow). They say me brow's so VOW
that whom wrinkle my forehead I
knock my hat of. I never get q mash
note or make . hit with the ladies,
but. believe me, the real crowd falls
hard for my line. Why. ! can't use
my stun more than . couple OF weeks
because Il travels before me. IT'S
needed. and they take to II faster than
they DO to jokes. I've got to keep
shiniins up now stun oil the time. Next
| week I % up 20 Rochester with my
sketch. They'll have part OF my stun
on the street before I get there. I used
to havc rain again. don't get your
pattsr, now use the snow and drift
thing. and soon I'll have to find an.
othsr.~
The evening world., 1912-12-21

around. II they do not care for hterA-
ture. they may look at the pretty girls
at the desks and observe that many
Of them wear bright bandanna ONCE
aprons and are literally decorated with
moose heads.
In the fulness of time. Just . few
minutes before his lunch hour. there
Is n sharp. firm step on the marble
floor outside. the door swings wide and
frames T. r. Before the first man at
the right can get out Of his chair the
Colonel has him by the hand:
80 glad to see you-oh. yes. yes, yes.
Yes. That was fine In Flatbush. Most
remarkable. / can never tell you how
much I was pleased" He makes a
surprised. joyful leap at the next man.
You old woodchuck. what brings you
out Of your hole?" shouts r. II. There
- whispering. The Flatbush man
stands on one leg for a moment and
then fades out into the hall.
Certainly II Is all wrong. Certainly
NOT" exclaims T. II. to the second
man. There Is more whispering. the
second man mods with a grin. lie. too.
goes out. but he doesn't go down the
The evening world., 1912-12-21

get something good. have lots Of
ideas for play, but can't write Q
play. That fur costume In my idea.
saw so many tiger or leopard furs IN
the shops and on the streets that II &C.
Cured to me II might be funny to bur
lesQue them. So l bought . large rug
and made the suit from It. Here It TO-"
she said. bringing out the wonderful
creation and putting It on.
Yes, I made 1t myself" she proudly
repeated. II cut up the rug and then
let II run wild over the coat 1t was
useless to try to get any one to carry out
my suggestions I usually get up my
own costumea made every stitch Of
the clothes wore in 'Tilly's Nightmare
even the Paris gowns"
lust how she could make Paris gowns
was more than ] could understand. but
she made the humorous statement In AL
seriousness.
"rve made doll In the same kind OF
furs for q charity bazaar" she added.
land I'm going over there This after
noon 20 leave . utte money. The funny
mart OF a charity bazaar With actors
and actresses a. drawing cards u that
the poor actors and actresses spend all
the money while the other people STAND
around looking at them. Well. IN 80
over and do my share" she laughed
clapping on her hat.
When we reached the street she halted
suddenly and remarked:
Lets see, where 10 the Waldorf
why it's way down on the Bowery now.
,sn't a.? How things ohangel The other
day l saw a street car with poor OLD
horses pulling It along and said to
myself, And those things used to run
over peoplev Would you believe itf'
And with this she plunged into taxi
cah
The evening world., 1912-12-21
Dinner Prices, New Years Eue.

cents win be alike under the ban.
Al tina Ritx-Csrlton the price Of the
a6tsr-dinner supper will be $50 q cover
but less expensive dripks than wine
will be served In any quantity.
The demand for the New Years reser-
vations at Rector's has been % great
that the orchestra has been psrchsd on
vtiits, making room for several more
tables. By other expedasnts the seating
The evening world., 1912-12-21
But.
Res,ssn, bsri
No
Horn. footing
Inside.

|THosE downsrodden sAmar,'.n'
who live . precarious. hand-to-
4 mouth. bankruptcy-verging exist
ence ~ days OF the year-the hotel
keepers and restaurateurs Of view
York-perked up . little to-day when
tho report went the rounds that every
table and chair and footstool available
New Years night had been contracted
for.
II Ia going to be, according to the
almost enthusiastic assurances given to
a Right Here In New York observer
whether or not they sing hymns out on
the sidewalk and without regard to the
thirteen" threat In the infant years
mona ker-the most successful occasion
of the sort the city ever has seen. con-
sldered. Of course. from a purely hnan-
cial standpoint.
To get into the restaurant OF one OF
the big hotels or into a White Light
lobster palace. and to be able to prove
It afterward. will be just as good as
| a Bradstreet rating. for the only places
that will cater to poor mems trade on
this spenders' night will be the hotels
of the Mills group. Salvation Army
headquarters and the white-tiled. open
ll-night Cafes des Enfsnts,
| For instance. II you are able to prove
to the policemen guarding the entrances
70 Shanleys that you have reserved a
| table, are able to make a similar I'M
preston on tho maitre d'hotel and
have the price left after Christmas
spruggtng you can sit down for 81. Be-
sides your seat you get something to
eat. When the last course has passed
into history you may drink. talk and
sing. At midnight you may yell-bui
the boy at the door will have not onl,
your coat and hat. but you horn and
whistle and rattler and whatsoever
other noisemaksrs you may have
brought along. Celery. however. vii
be provided for the boisterous
If Il happened TO be the Hotel Knick
erbocksr you selected as the scene o.
your jollifcatop. II would cost you only
IS TO eat But after that It would besii
TO be expensive. for one must buy win,
or thirst. Plebe!an beer and even tn
rare mixed drinks which come at .
The evening world., 1912-12-21

few INSCRIPTIONS owners ever foole'
him to any profitable extent. One da,
At Saratoga, couple OF years ago
somebody asked John r.. Madden Wis
chance his Lady Bedford had IN .
handicap that day. Madden went Int
. deep discussion on the winning chance.
OF any horse on which vosburx put 3
pounds. which was Lady Dedford's
weight.
That man voaburg II = wonder
said Madden. HE isn't puttinG - pound.
on Q good horse Play his dope. II h.
puts - p0unAs On . horse you can DE-
pend on n that II y . good horse. !,
wish NJ. voseur6 found Il nScsssar,
TO put ~ o. ~ pounds on every ose o.
my horssa Then ia set $4,000 . piec'
Tor them"
LaAy Bedford didn't win this ~sY..-...s
The evening world., 1912-12-21
He Was The Boss.
LDETlMAN BOWLING

A LDEIIMAN BOWLING was OBJ
n jecting to a ruling OF the chair at
a recent session OF the Board OF
Aldermen. AS usual. he objected siren
uousy.
"Oh. come. let w be fair. Aldermen"
said President Kline. who was
presiding In the temporary absence OF
President John Purroy Mitchell.
Did you say u.s. " shouted the Tam
many leader. You rHnind ma. Mr..
President, Of a friend OF mine who ran
a store. One day new clerk came 10
him and said:
81 think we're going to have some
rain
Were going to have some rain?
cried my friend. What dye mean.
we're going to have some rain? Looky
here. young fellow. I'm the boss OF thi,
shop and when II rains | have II. you
don't Who took you into the hrmT"
The evening world., 1912-12-21

HEYR'E telling . good story at
tho Yale Club shout George
Foster Sanford, the famous foot
ball coach. Having occasion to meet
Tom Thorpe one day and hearing his
old friend was coaching Fordham. San-
ford volunteered his ser1css Tommy
Thorpe was one Of the greatest foot
ball players Columbia ever turned out.
but gladly welcomed tho aid of the
Yale star. who has the reputation Of
picking good men IN two minutes.
True to his word. Sanford journeyed
up to Fordham. I've only . couple OF
minutes. Tommy. but I'll look over that
team OF yours" exclaimed the great
coach In the way Of greeting. walking
The evening world., 1912-12-21
When Savage Didn't "DiUe. .

When Jim Savage
tho local heavy
weight went TO
Cleveland last wesk
to night Dan Daley
the Newcastle. Pa.
giant. his reputa-
ton for doing a
BrodIe when me
going IL thickest
had prereded him
The evening world., 1912-12-21

Five years McGlnnis was literally
rolling In money; no had string OF
good horses and was n most successful
bettor. Now he is satisfied IL he can
make both ends meet.
McGlnniss rise IN the old days was
meteoric. lie got his real star: when
he paid 800 for Tribes I'M at an auction
sale Of the Sanford horses. 500 was a
lot OF money to McGlnnls then. but he
took a chance. Tribes I'm had been a
The evening world., 1912-12-21
"Chicken, for Me-" Says Handicapped Vostusp
W. 9. vOSBURC

v. 9. vOSBURG.
Official handicap
per In the good
old racing days,
sees little hope
for the revival Of
radn6 In New
York. Mr.. vos-
burg 10 now .
chicken fancier
ind tries 70 set -
The evening world., 1912-12-21
A Friend of His Honor the Mayor.

Ing for the city's executive.
This friend 10 . horse. who always
stands with his front fee, on the side
walk. watching apparently 20 re ''-v.
or. and the way he receives the cares
sing II q pleasure to see. After the
Mayor proceeds. the animal watche
him out Of sight.
The evening world., 1912-12-21

doss he notf And he tells his callers
at the Plaza that American women have
the most beautiful figures In tho world.
Aiso there IL the noble Count Dc
Lastsyris-or rather. alas. there has
been For he married Miss Constance
Warren on Thursday. and she promptly
tfotted him out West on Q honeymoon
hunting trip. 30 he 10 really out Of
the running.
The evening world., 1912-12-21

Lac1ngs. IsnS that lovely enough to
have como out Of Ou!da7 The Siamess
gentleman 10 bs4sfsr. styling himself
Prince Traldes, but he holds the posi-
ton Of Minister to the United states.
Then there 10 tall and good looking
Prince Stanisiaus sSlkowski. oficsr Of
the AuStrisn Imperial Guard. and one
Of the hsirs to q duchy worth $500. 900
. year. He sounds well recommended,
The evening world., 1912-12-21
on the field.

on the Held.
After watching several plays. aanfosd
briskiy trottsd out to the eleven. and.
tapping . husky guard on the shoulder.
ordered him TO the sIdslinss. Mem hs
told big tackle and . hsiGback to ssti
out Of practice. Thea Sanford walled
over to . crowd Of substitutes and -.
isctsd three TO AL the vacandss.
I'm sorry. Tom. I eouldnx DO more
for you to-day. but I'll be NJ to-
morrow" said oandford, isavias the
field.
Couldn't do more. chr szposeuIassd
Thorpe. after he rsgainsd his com
posure. you only threw on my oaetaln
aud two Of the best men today
The evening world., 1912-12-21

Never mind. There are left those
other noble and ennobied French gentle
men. Count d'Aramou and Count dc st.
Maurica There is the musicaiiy en-
titled Count della Gherardesca. There 10
Count Trotti. who stepped gleefuliy from
tho ganSplank OF the Kaiser Augustin
Victoria early In the week--also.
1t goes without saying that we are
very. very glad to see them all. Any
The evening world., 1912-12-21

raisinG various kinds Of fowls ~ he did
In keeping track Of the performances Of
the racers. when his wonderful handi-
capping served ~ an almost infallible
guide for the patrons Of racing through
out the country.
PROBABLY no one ever had Q esttse
line on the horses sban voSbuW and
The evening world., 1912-12-21

one Of Us who gets the chance viii tum
BILE over himself to repeat the Grand old
spanish welcome. MY house 10 yourA
and all II containsv Those Of ~ deaisd
such felicity combine In the fervent wisi
that our noble visitors will do every.
thing they want to do--and never b
done
In a word Whichever you prefer, !:
vive rEmpereur! Hoch der Kaiser !
Banxai! Good luck. gentlemen
The evening world., 1912-12-21

Ts% titiss loose In New York this
week! Count EN-. giris-one-two
4 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
sAghA-nine-teni
-Four Of them ere princesA There's
Prince Albert Radsiwill. staying At the
Gotham. On the Kronprinsessin Cecilie
arrived . French and a sismese prince
ling. The Frenchanan has perfectly
bss-yew-tifii nams-Guy Dc Faucigny-
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siin - yhsh D1tH
from the Southern
racing circuit with
his bread winner.
Sam jackson. and
q rev ordinary
selling piaters.
which he has put
by for the winter
down at Graves
end. Jack says tho
game Is tough
these daya
The evening world., 1912-12-21

u yoUNG Mooney. lightweight, who
some day expected to have
Champion" tackled before his
nave. was scheduled to box Kid Lewis
In a four-round bout at tho Old Long
Acre A. c. on West Twenty-ninth
street. A day or two before the con-
test Mooney went around to all his
friends telling them ne couldn't lose.
The night Of the bout KID Lswis slipped
The evening world., 1912-12-21

elevator. He goes 10 a more secluded
ONCE down the hall somewhere and
awaits n more secluded interview. A
handshake, a slap on the back, two or
three good laughs. one or two deep.
solemnly worded expressions of sym
PATTY and gratitude. the room Is empty.
T. r. goes down the hall and starts OUT
to lunch with the one or two whose
srrands really demand serious atten-
tlou.
The evening world., 1912-12-21

the caller would ike 10 talk minu'e
with Mr.. Roosevelt. She returns soon
and says that Mr.. Roosevelt Is busy
at the moment but win DO glad TO see
you In a minute.
One minute, SIXTY minutes pass
Other victims Of the lure on the door
walk In. stare aroung and go through
the same formula. The callers sit IN
comfortable chairs There are lots
Of bound copies Of the Outlook lying
The evening world., 1912-12-21
Lucky Jack" McCinnis Glad He's Alive.

~ UCKY JACK" M'GrNNfS isn't
Il Lucky Jack" any more. He
- In Just plain Jack now. Mc0in-
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-01-17
lie Lat Her Slaen.

Some years ago Swansea vessel
was caught in terrible gaie The
captain had his wife on board. and
when the wind was still rising be told
her to go down below ana sleep. for
all was we'll. He remained on the
bridge till the mate came up and said:
We've done all we can. Hadn't you
better tell the chaps to get out the
boats?" w. =. s1 ..a
Yes. yes. my lad. if you think so,''
said the captain. who knew the only
choice left was whether to go down
with the ship or in a small boat. which
couldn't live ten seconds in that sea.
The engineers came up with the news
that the fires were all out. Very
we'll, my lads said the captain quiet
ly; save yourselves II you can"
Wont you fetch the wife on deck,
str?" asked one of the men.
NO." was the calm reply; ''let her
sleep. poor old girl. l am going down
to have smoke" And. smoking by
the bedside of his sleeping wife, be
went down with the ship. 49, ~..
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-01-17
Picked Steel.

ITO keep the iron and steel used in
building big ships from rusting.' said
an engineer. lis a matter of supreme
importance. The admiralty is very
particular that every piece shall be
painted the moment it is ready for
building purposes. But the steel plates
form hard black surface, called mill
SCALE in the process Of manufacture
This clings tenaciously to the plate
and If it is covered with paint and
atterward the plate gets damaged
then the scale peels off, taking the
paint with it, and leaving the steel
bare. The plate is then liable to rust
corrosion, serious danger to the ship
1--WE therefore remove every trace OF
scale before painting the steel plate
It is put into bath of dilute hydro
chloric acid for few hours, which
loosens the scale. The plate is ther
brushed with wire brushes and wash
ed with hose. This is what we cal
| picking STEEL '"-London Answers.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1912-01-17
Where Uniformity Saves you Monev

Where uniformity Saves you Money
One great difficulty in baking is
the fact that many baking powders
among them some Of the best
known brands in the market-are
so hastily thrown together that they
are never uniform. Every can differs
in quality or strength, and as a re-
suit the cook is obliged to expert
ment in every baking. And as you
know, experiments in baking are
very costly.
The only way to bake successfully
ist use a baking powder that you
can depend upOn-one that is always
uniform and reliable Then you
can be sure of your bakings, for
this reason alone-miIlions Of house
wives advice Calumet Baking Pow
der.
In buying Calumet Baking Powder
you get a powder that is chemically
caorrect and recommended by lead
ing physicians and chemists. That
vouches for it's wholesome qualities
and as for Calumet's purity, it HAS
THE most convincing evidence back
Of it in the fact that it received the
Highest Award at the Worlds Pure
Food Exposition in Chicago.