The Washington herald., 1912-02-18

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appeal to the listening audience. Here
are some OF the lines that were dung
headlong upon the company:
/ suppose woodrow Wilson Is Mr..
Bryan,s FIRST choice for the Democratic
nomination.
No: Wilson is Bryan's SECOND choice.
For heavens sake, there's no stun for
Why. Bryan is his own press agent.
what have you done with that direr-
ence between La Toilette and Cummins? :?
We have decided that the only differ
ence between these eminent statesmen
is that there is only one center Of the
stage.
What was the complaint presented by
the Ananias Club against Col Roosevelt2
siveness. He has elected so many mem-
league.
How about the dispute between Champ
Clark and Joseph w. Folk?
We have decided that the fight viii
enable both gentlemen to raise their
prices for Chautauqua lectures.
How about the row between clifford
Pinchot and Jimmie Garfield and the
The facts in that speak for themselves
They are that both Garfield and Pinchot
lost their Jobs.
What was .he dIficuIty between Col.
Harvey and woodrow Wilson?
The principal dlfficulty seemed to be
that Henry Watterson was present.
Did Thomas F. Ryan really want to
contribute TO the Wilson campaign fund ?
Not unless he was sure Mr.. Wilson
would be elected.
What did you do to settle the differ
ences between the Democratic House
and the tarin board?
recognize the tariff board.
Didn't Congress make the tariff board?
Yes; but not this Congress.
Do you think Col. Roosevelt is a can
didate for a third term?
Not II be can't get It.
Why is Mr.. Hitchcock going to Pan
He is going to establish a parcel post
on the Panama Canal.
Can he do II?
panies In Panama.
What is a good trust7
One that comes across for the cam
How many captains Of industry are
there in this country?
the Federal grand juries are not all In.
In fact. the court Of honor had some
thing to say about everybody and every
thing until II came to the rumored strug-
gle between Mr.. Taft and Col. Roose-
Welt for the Presidential nomination
When that subject was mentioned they
all threw up their hands and left the
room.
Money Trust and other Features.
There was some fun, too. with the
money trust. 1t was chased into the
hall with Bryan and other devil-chasers
in hot pursuit, and. in its extremity,
II ran to Mr.. Underwood for protection.
Then, too, Miss Democracy, in a
sweetIy pretty pink dress, waltzed with
various Presidential candidates while
club soloist sang the music OF The
Beautiful Lady" Other features were
interspersed during the evening.
The speeches, scattered throughout the
dinner, were appropriate. and made
pleasing diversion. Among those who
spoke, besides President Taft. were As
sociate Justice Van Devanter. Ambassador
Bryce. Representative Underwood, Speak
er Clark. Mayor Preston, OF Baltimore,
Col Goethals, and Senator Penrose.
THE MENU.
Canape Nova Scotia
Celery Radishes Olives Salted Nuts
Clear Green Turtle
NIL. Crab & Flakes a..5 an SrSsn MTsbroom,
Florida String Beans Potatoes OBrien
Terrapin Maryland
Gridlron Punch
virginia SQUAD, Roasted
Salad Ia Taft
Mousse Fresh Strawberries
Assorted Cakes Conee
Msof q Sbsndnn imperial Crown Brut
Cigars Cigarettes
ApollInaris
GUESTS.
The Pr,,idsnt Of the Uuitsd States.
The British Ambassador.
Tue German Ambassador.
The Russian Ambassador.
Felix Amus BaltimGe American
Daniel ". Adams. Washington d. C.
Milton Z Anes. Washington, d. Q.
George W. AshWorth, Kensngtou, Nd.
O. AsrinWan Washington. d. q.
Perry Arnold Unitzd Press.
Charles T. Bacon, Boston. MAS
william c. Brown, Representative from West Vir-
Archibald W. Butt. majr, .. s. A.
Charles H. Boynton. New York
A. Blanchard. Washington, d. c.
william s. BeldinE. Philhdelphia, Pa
Frederic Bull. New YORK.
Hugh ". Barr. Washington, d. G.
Mckee Barclay Baltimore Sun.
Perry Belmont Washington. d. G.
Joseph Y. Brattan. Baltimore American.
William H Burnett, Washington. ID. Q.
Richard Bartholdt, Representative from Missouri
Frank y. BsrtsdSls. PsnngiTAnia RailToad
J. R. Y Blakely commander. U. s. n.
H. p BlrcheI New York Tines
George W Boyd Pennsylvania Railroad
Frank II Brfzzs Washington. d. @
Ashmun n. Brown. Washington. d. G.
Fred s. Bullene Kansas City Star
James f. Burke Representative from PennSyiyania.
George A. Beaton, New Jersey.
Edward o. Blum. Brooklyn, y. 7.
~. NJ faaaarG n
Charles F. CaruS. Washington, d. c.
Champ Clark Speaker House a Representatives.
Joseph G. Cannon, Representative from Illinois.
W. Murray Cnnc. Senator from Massachusetts,.
Nolan L. Chew, Washington, ID. G.
Charles f. Choate. Boston, Mas
Howard Carroll. New York.
Frank HuutinEfon ChGppell, New London. Conn.
Walter J. ChTisty, PittSburg GGzettermes.
Austin Colgate. New Jersey
G. @. CornwsIl Washington. d. G.
Albert p. Cummins, Senator from Iowa
Cyrus H K Curtis. Curtis Publishing Company.
Philadelphia
Frank Han Davis. Auditor for Stats Dspartment
Edwin BoileAu DE GraW. Washington, ID. Q.
James J. Donnel. Pittsburg. Pa
Z Dana Dunnd Director Census
Prank z. Dorsznus, Representative from Michigan
Harold De witt Washington, d. @.
jackson Elliott Associated PresG
John J. Farley, Washington, d. O.
Maxwell EFartA Windsor, Vt
George W. FAirchild, Representative from New
York.
Rudolph Forster. assistant Secstap 10 the PresI-
dent.
John ]. Fitzssald. Representative from New York.
Hugh Ronald French. London, England.