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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1912-06-06

Miss Jessie Beaton returned to her
school work in Passumpsic Saturday
after few weeks vacation spent at
her home on Cabot Plains.
Mrs. Jack Ralston OF Plainfeld visit.
ed her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Beaton
recently.
Mrs. Chairman of Barre was guest
Of Mrs. L. G, Fisher over Sunday.
A daughter was born to Mr. and Mrs.
Elmer Labree May 20, granddaughter OF
C. d. Foster
Rev d. Il. billiard has closed his pas.
torate with the Congregational church
here and viii move his family to Rindge,
\ H., where he has charge May
peace and prosperity 60 with them.
y. II. 0sgood has vacated the tene-
ment in A. A. Hopkins house and moved
into the house recently purchased of f.
d. Waldo at the north end of Main
street.
Mrs. Eta Carnes of Barre is spend
ing a few days with her sister, Mrs. NJ.
+. Wells.
Mrs. i. Go Burnham Of Burlington
has been guest of j. A. harrington
several days.
DR. M. ID. Warren received news Of the
birth of a granddaughter at the home
of Mr. and Mrs Ralph Marsh in Wal.
lingford, Conn, recently.
Miss Marjorie Messer Of Greensboro
visited Miss Pauline Burbank over Sun
day.
Rev. Mr.. Fiske of Montpelier occupied
the pulpit OF the Congregational church
last Sunday.
Mr.. Gill Of st. Johnsbury, sales
man for sporting goods, was in town
Monday.
Christine Lyford, the only daughter-of
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Lyford, is seriously
i'll with bronchial pneumonia.
Miss Pansy Smith returned to her
work in Boston Monday, after spend
ing a few days at her old home
Union services will be held in the
NJ 4. church next Sunday, when Rev.
/. G. Ranney will deliver the bacca-
laureate sermon to the students of Cabot
high school.
Mrs. Fred Wales was thrown from
a wagon recently, and quite badly
bruised, by the horse starting before
the last holdback was unhitehed. They
were out riding and were to take their
lunch in the wagon, from which Mrs.
Wales had not alighted. The bride be-
ing removed, there was not much chance
to stop the runaway.
Francis Hoyt of Plainfield who is in
poor health. is stopping with his sister,
Mrs. NJ. S. Haines.
AT called meeting Of the Congrega
tional church last Tuesday, the pruden-
tial committee We're authorized to pur-
chase Mrs. NJ. r. Wells residence for
a parsonage and to sell the one now
used, near b. G. Rogers. A ministerial
was chosen of S. B. Blodgett,
A. M. Hodgdon, Leon Haines. Mrs. Ger
trude Wells and Mrs. l.. C. Fisher.
Mrs. Sue Hoyt is guest at Moses
Haines.
w. b. Lance has returned home from
his soiourn in the West.
Mrs. Selden Smith and children are at
Cary Smiths.
Rev. and Mrs. +. L. Currier of Dan
vile were in town Tuesday after some
Of their household goods.
The Sunday Memorial service was held
at the NJ. f. church, the audience room
being well filled. The members of @.
A. X. and w. r. G. attended in body.
A fine patriotic sermon was delivered by
Rev. l. A. Ranney, assisted by Rev.
D. L. billiard. Good music was rem
iered by the choir.
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Red PHARMACY, 100 No. Main st,Barre. VI.
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THE
DUB

an another wuz Democrat an the
third was a Bull Mooser. wux in a
happy position. wuz. What they
wuxnt calm each other over my head
wuzn't nothin' to nobody. An ] could
see my finlsh comm towards me on
rollers. when all Nv a sudden got
bright idea-I told EN- the number wuz
busy"
We'll, who would you vote for II you
had q vote?" inquired sinserly.>
II don't want to vote, understand?
I think . suffragette In . little bit NV
nothin' dwindled down to a point; but
if l wuE man ia vote fer buster.
I'm stuck on those big fellers what are
always ready with their fists"
Haven't you got another conquest up
your sleeve. anywhere l asked as
carelessly as possible.
Another one?" Constance looked her
wrath. We'll, say You don't suppose
that that there blue list l give yuh Is
The whole NV the hearts I've sma shed.
90 yuh' Great guns. IL couldn't "a
| raked IN more burning affections than
what I told yuh about ia go down In
the cellar an swaller gas tube, got
a barrel more!"
And the next one vas" led on from
the terrible outburst.
"The next one wuz the Dub" sh.
said slowly. Just q plain, everyda
lAuh. Nth his hair Dartsd In tbs mtddlA
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gets q big enough percentage to over
como the approximately 100000 free
and unterrified Democrats who have
been voting for Bryan. Wilson will be
elected. defy any wall-eyed lightning
calculator to disprove these statements.
III Sulssr holds the Democratic vote
and Straus and Hedges split the Re-
publican vote SulSer will be elected.
Hut II sulzer loses enough Democratic
votes to Straus and Hedges loses only
a small percentage Of tho Republican
votes to the Bull Moose. Hedges wall
b elected. Straus can be elected II
he gets enough Republican and Demo
cratic votes to overcome the Democratic
vote that will 30 to sulzer. And there
Sop are.
whats that? You don't know any
moro about Il now than when You first
asked me? Maybe not, but nobody can
come to me next Wednesday and tell
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either Taft. Roosevelt or Wilson will
BE- elected President: and either Sui
Ser, Straus or Hedges win be elected
Governor Of the state of New York.
TITS all as simple as a weather chart.
Take the Presidency. for instance. Ev-
srybody knows that the Republican
party e split and that a considerable
percentage OF the Republican vote is
going to Roosevelt. Now. II Roosc-
welt gets enough OF percentage OF
the Republican votes and can swipe
about a million Democratic votes. ana
II Wilson doesn't get any Republican
votes, Roosevelt will he elected
ION the other hand, II Roosevelt gets
only . small percentage Of the Re
publican votes and . large percentage
Of the Democratic votes. and Wilson
falls to get any Republican votes at
all. Taft will be elected. You can't
get away from this with en- airrhip.
A. for Wilson, II only he can hold
the Democratic vote, and the Rspubh-
can vote splits between Roosevelt and
Taft, and neither Taft nor Roosevelt
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WAS 1T NECESSARY?

lS State has permitted few specaces more diur,coful ~
a, OF prisoner convicted Of murder and under sentence
of DEATH taking what perhaps his last journey 10 The r
demned cell at Sing Sing followed by machine. ,
grinding out ecords Of his every turn Was there no
70 stop this outrage OF common decenya refuse to bevr
Inc ponce IN charge OF the transfer should he to anror
for gross and shocking negligence New York had do . ~ w.
ppey % prize6ht pictures What shall we saw Of "B.ck,, IN
ms way to Sing sng The police have stopped The maxine
." ne'e pcures hey had to mesh the cameras II such Aims
ior exhibition public opinion authority should
make an example Of those responsible N'
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NO SATlSFACTlON-NO PAY!

THE members Of the really wished to dis
credit suppress Prof Moore report the public school
York City hey should have known better than TO
throw the window with shes horror and disgust Now
that the President Of the Board Of Aldermen, the Comptroller and
Borough President have the Professors effort false
inaccurate misleading the printing which the
ciy expense Of municipal funds the average
will begin believe it must be worth reading Published
somebody's expense and with infinitely
lite woudc pprsso than they had quietly accepted faced
and discussed It.
President Mitchell Of the Board Aldermen reported
declared that the report contains many reflections the Board
Estimate without proper evidence support them that felt
could send forth with the approval Of the Board Of Estimate
Among these caumnie such statements he method by
which New York administers s schools that Of the parayd
The fiscal authorities of the city hold ths the school
system in oil respects subordinate department Of the city
en In fact the schools have bean annexed almost completely
TO the City Hall they would been the proposed charter had
become the organic law Of the city. The school
system Of New York inbreedng system there fence around
st. Rarely, very rarely teacher discharged" etc. ETC.
In spite Of the cutlery from the Board Prof Moore
report and bes to repeat that there situation
tive control Of the schools New York City illegal
ia0sble 'The work Of snnerng the schools the City
steadily forward perhaps too much to expect Of city off,
ca that they Win accept and print report that convics
Of SIM
Whatever city officials and their SINS the facts
about Prof Moore plain enough Nearly
'ietee School Inquiry Of the Board Of Emata Paul
H. Hanus Of Harvard to direct inquiry into the
duet of New York public schools Prof advised the conn.,
stss to retain Prof Ernest TO investigate the
uo tho Board Of Ddncson and tho loc school boards Prof
Mesre hs apparently followed h trails not wisely we'll"
In the vew Of the city fathers he becomes and his stt
rub Extraordinary the moment he seeks pry the sacred
mysteries Of municipal politics. Engaged merely "crits" he
dare to find ult-and With things that ,nessi
Prof Moore not have stepped outside his field In
any osa judging from specimens the public will derive instruction.
not to say profit from the full results Of his researches Perhaps
hot wholly without bearing the present the fact that
called frod Moore to h department Of pedagogy because
admired The he pitched into the city government Of s Anoe
and forced the city ois to remodel their system
In the plight the Estimate growing
OIL OF $500 for report too horrible to print step from
inc sublime IL the Committee School Inquiry wanted uent
'oo OF whewahny and decorating why did 20 hire the
m0? -
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young man who had bantssed Q yoanS
lady to kick his helmet non as they
parsed in q 'ansOm."
Mr.. Jarr again made book that this
policeman would have red side wills
kers. True enough. he had. Mrs.. Jarr
then said:
You have seen this play beforer'
Lots OF times" said Mr.. Jar.
Eric phys the 'uxaar hofhcsr," said
the lady from England to her COM
panion. "'IrYl show them 'ow to wear
a ls,iniform."
Hell have nothing new" whispered
Mr.. Jsrr to has wife.
who'll have nothing now? returned
that lady.
1.-THE hussar oficer who ID due to mix
UP the complications" replied Mr.. Iarr.
The hysteeacal young woman who has
como in demanding her purse. Wllch
she THINKS young Master Harold robbed
her OF, will hide behind that screen In
the corner when she hears the voice
OF the husaar. for he'll be oomsng to
challenge young Master Harold to =
the mask hail.
Young Master Harold having got In
the wrong cab. For RS all . mistake.
a. we'll nnd in the last act. otter
young masters fiAncee hDds she he's no
reason at all % b jssaous Of her dear
est friend. the young lady IN blue. who
IL engaged to the fire-eating hussar.
There's Eric now. 'Ow we'll he
waikiki remarked the lady from Eng
land.
IT told you sou cried Mr.. Jsrr in q
repressed voice.
'Told mo whatr' asked Mrs. Jar.
That the hussar ofifcer would come
IN with his military coat. or doiman
pinned over his left shoulder. one sieev,
, in front and one behind Some day Z
play viii be produced With . policsma a.
without red whiskers. . comedy shabby
Gentesl character who viii NOT PR
, red bandanna 10 his coattahs. and 4
. hussar omccr. male or female. who vii
, wear the coat of the uniform with boil
, arms through the sleeves. But shal
! never live 70 sec these refornas"
After a chase over ono stage an
:. through doors and behind the screen
the sirl IN blue held . black domino
mask four inches from her nose AM
not q soul on the stage knew her II
this impenetrabie disguise.
Then the curtain went down. an
the souls IN pain in the audiences
especially those who had gotten In TO
nothing, sat crashing their teet
7. through . drsary long nsif hour n tn
sloom Till the curtain went Up agai
on the same scene and all the char
actors In the Same attire.
ITO kill the miscrsant vho bills tfa
. % "A snappy Comedy Of Novel Com
pMcations' 10 tistiaabls homicide. wv
y a pension" uauttsrsd NJ. Jssr.
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Sang Co. tine New I0k Woridl.
He had such soft, gentle ways I
really got mushy about him. an. say.
when l wuz 8oln' with him put the
chloroform cone on all this langw!dgs,
cause he>didn't like It.
He wuz just the sort NV boy TO
marry an have around the houss. be-
cause no wuxn't the kind to nick II yuh
give him lamb stew three times a week
fer dinner. an he'd always brush w
his own ashes. But. say. he wus SUCH
a dub.
1T would "a been all right II could
a been alone with him all the dme,
cause then he wuz just sweet an lovey-
dovey.
But the minute some other fellsrs'S
come around, why. all they had to DO
wuz say the word an he'd jump over or
through anything they help up-s REQ
LAR DUB!
II thought It WIZ a shame to see oil
that gentleness so to waste--(he made
good money, tooD--an' knew II he'd
only buck up q bit when folks wuz
around I'd tie to him fer good. 90
says 10 him one day
Say, Joe. don't yuh never feAl aiks
pastin' Q Teller in the eye when he
throws lot NV hot air into yuh? Why,
yuh seem to lap itup Just like yuh wuz
a bellows!'
An he said:
"'Oh. what's tho use Of getting into
I trouble when II isn't necessary~
Just like that Didn't even say II
! classy like: I should get excdtedr Of
something like that. up-to-date.
so ! seen he wuz hopeless. Wi
thinkin nv the time maybe when he''
be out NV a. job en- the feiierd COM
TO turn on the gas in our nat an joe
say; why. yes. 20 right ahead, mis-
ter" instead Nv knockin' the stuff'n' on
Nv him.
80 I quit. I'd "a had to do all tn
rough euff myself after We wus maj
} ried; an. say, lookin fer Jobs al m
: life handed me enough Nv that.
~ uAnk 70 look forxard - . nese"
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re ~ d]@ }ggS6o5Ov

But the butler did cay There's the
bell! Who can be calling at this hour
and Immediately admitted a bald. red
nosed old man in a shabby frock coat
IN bet $50 against a BUN Moose but.
ton that this party has q red bandanna
handkerchief pinned to the tail OF his
frock coat,' whispered Mr.. Jar.
The character In question turned and
bowed krotesauely to the butler. and
sure enough he HAD q red handker.
chief pinned to the tail Of his coat
How did Mr.. Jarr know?
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Not Real.

an TOW. bcys." sah tho sdhconn.ster. ''vhss
IN 10 thu asis Of the eArthf
Johnny rsissd hk hand prsmptly.
We'll. JOHNNY. hos would you describe III"
The axis 1t The earth" said Johnny. proudly.
Is sn imasinAry line which passes from Quo pole
b. the other, and on which the earth reyolvts. -
"vsy sud-" exclaimed the tesener. Nov.
could ,ou hang clothes on that Linz. Johnnyf"
Yes. SIR" wss tho rsply.
"Indecd'' saad ths examiner. disappointed.
and what sort Of ciothesi'
Imaginary clothes. SIR "--Hsrpsrs Weekly.
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MIR. Jarr, at the Theatre, Tells by
Telepathy What Will Happen Next

It then transpired that the man with
the bandanna handkerchief pinned to
his coattail was a cahman. humbly. at
first. seeking payment for the glass
kicked out Of his vehicle by the young
oman a. who comes to this 'ouse last
night WI the young marster."
1t had been too dark to read the play
bill, but at these words Mr.. Jarr knew
the locale Of the play was In dear old
London.
A little later on a policeman was an
nounced who was looking for the
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Not Easily Disturbed.

6 WTHAT 'pesS TO be scln' on yw,' a
w one Of the innocent bystande~ who
helped TO make w the Kansas City
crowd inouvd old nsd Bins. who had sssi~sd
from feekecE' okis.. q few houn SssusN
What's all this yur pullyhaulin powi"
"A policeman hes arsst.d q fellow for An,
,urbins the Salvation Army" was the reply
Served lin right. I rsckuul But, n tie q
fair question, how does . feller 20 about n d,
disturb tho saivstion Aamyf'--Ksnsss Olky stsr
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Picked Up From Here and There.

.TRE are $500 miles of railroad
within the city limits OF Chi
= caGo
OF all the coal that passes through
New York ten out Of eAShteen tons
comes from Pennsylvania.
London has some beautiful suburbs,
but they are beautiful by accident and
not By design.-London Magazine.
Tue whass streak in tho centre OF
block Of artificial Geo 10 the last part OF
Il to be frosen ana therefore contains
ths wasfsd cir ana athss GAass that were
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Keeping Up With Time.

TIE oaty chap Who bad hired out a ea,n
i fam hand during os- harvest ~ not out.
sbs tn r~gnsd to TIM ocloak POUNDING
on ~ hsdsoom door TIN fin, mor1ans a. psv,np,iy
- - had sntadpatsd. lie hns~ed With TIN p,l
1oss Tor ausrts u an bour past u sppsiu,ui
tiuAs end thsn dzsGDsd himscif oA, and By hall.
past 4 ise We st.snblaa Across In Ge,d whsr,
sAs cid FARM ~ hard .. work.
"rns nsrsAns." 80 the nevunes brtaiy.
Ths old fellow Locked Up souriy
-" 10 sEuatsd; N ws "--Ixppipco,tS.
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VII AtFtt'
the laundry man.
II have given the
subject q good deal
OF Thought and
have talked with
leaders OF all the
parties and have
read all the polls
and prognostica
lions and allega-
lions OF the can
didates and their
mana gers. and ]
have come to the
ennrillaiOn 4 N n 4
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Every one seems
TO DO In 1t fer
blood this year.
Why, the other
day I hree men
come runnin' up to
this here switch
board an al asked
fer the same num-
her, an I only had
one " ire that
wuzn't workin'.
We'll, say, one
WIZ . Taft man
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dissolved In the water before freezing.
Hence the snowy" appearance.
Tho italian Government has under
construction a very high power wireless
station at Brindist, at which point Il Ia
hoped to hold communication with
Tripon and Egypt. ,r,
Nervous and Inexperienced. the hos,
rose hurrledly at the conclusion O. the
SONG. Ladies' and-er-gentiemen." he
began, before Mr., M.-started to-er-
sing. he asked me to apologize for his.
er.-vo!ce. but i omitted to do so-~-
so-l-er AnoloSlss noHy"
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The Days Good Stories

noeor soat' But don't svss own ons,"
NOV, ban they ny yoa psp eli shs tiru.. -
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THE SITUATION.

DO you think your father would OBJ
foot II called you Mabelr'
HE might think II q trihe odd. fou
see my first name 10 Nsud"--Chacaso
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Only Hope for the earbered.

~ SEE" said the head polishsi
that Signor scotti, the Italia
1 tenor. says spaghetti makes fat
what do we carer" asked the Iaundr
man. ''But IL Stgnor Scott can Del
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The Weeks Wash
BY Ma,ttn Green.

by Co The Ns~ York wxv.
SSVVyHAT do think Of the that
w election" asked the head election"
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he Conquests
Of Constance
BIZ. Alma woodward
Csw71CHBoARD OP6RA7oR AT THE HOTEL Ackn


cop,i ga,. 1912. by The Pres fau
III know. I'm Just gpin' bug
house with all this election
holler," Connie told me.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-07-12
The Model Laundry

Thoroughly equipped for all kinds
of laundry work and
Up-tO-date In every respect.
Prompt and efficient service guar
anteed. Your patronage solicited.
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EDMONDSON co.
2O3 s. Jersey Street
Notice OF Final Account

la the County Court of the State of ore
gon, in and Tor the County OF Multi
uomah.
In the matter of the estate of James
Hiatt, deceased. Notice of hearing set
tlemen, of final account and petition ior
distribution.
Notice is hereby given that Peter Aut,
zen, administrator OF the estate of James
Hiatt, deceased has rendered and pre-
scented Tor settlement Ia and filed ia the
County Count of the State of Oregon ia
and ior Multnomah county, his 6nal ac-
count as such administrator and petition
for distribution, and that Monday, the
22nd day of July, iqi2, at . O'Clock a, m,
al the court room of said Court, at the
Court House in the city of Portland,
Multnomah county, Oregon, has been
duly appointed hy said court for the set
Element of said final account aud hear
ing ON petition for distribution, AT which
time any person interested in said es-
tate may appear aud file exceptions To
said final account, and contest the same
and said petition.
Date of first publication June 2G, 1912,
last publication July 10, 1912.
PETER AUrZRN,
Administrator OF the estate of
James Hiatt, deceased.
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Proposals for Street Work

Sealed proposals will be received al the
office of the Recorder of the CITY of 81.
Johns until July 23d, 1874, at 5 O'Clock
=. m, Tor the improvement of lyanhoe
street from the southerly line OF
Polk street 10 the northerly line of Ida
street, in the manner provided by or.
dinanee No. iS9, subject 10 the proyis,
ions ofthe charter aud ordinances of the
City of ST. Johns, aud the estimate OF
the city engineer, ON file.
Engineers estimate is y5,642,Ol.
Bids must be strictly in accordance
with printed blanks which will be turn
ished on application At the office of the
Recorder of the City of 81. Johns. And
said improvement must be completed on
OF before % days from date of the last
publication of notice of proposals of said
work.
No proposals OF bids will be considered
unless accompanied by certified check
payable To the order of the Mayor of the
City of ST. Johns, certified by a respon-
sible bank for an amount equal To ten
per cent. OF the aggregate proposal.
The right TO reject any aud all bids is
hereby reserved.
BY order OF the City Council,
4. A. RICE,
Recorder.
Published in the ST. Johns Review ON
July 8, II and 10, 1914.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1912-07-12
A Wish

I'd like to sneak away today
of yonder where the willows sway
And loaf beside a little stream
Where long ago used to dream.
Bare-footed l would like to be-
A pole cut from a hickory tree,
A line of knotted string, and bait
/ dug beyond the garden gate,
I'd like 10 take along, the way
/ did in golden yesterday.
But that a wish I'll never get
It's buried in the past, and yet,
Somehow my rod of split bamboo,
Ny Shakespeare reel and tackle new
And artificial minnows fine,
The splendid silk and linen line
Set me to wishing | could know
Once more the joys of long ago,
The charms of that old fishing hole,
When | had but a hickory pole.
I'm starting out at break of day
To fish out in yonder bay,
With costly tackle, shining bright,
But / shall miss the old delight;
And shall wish that could be
That youngster underneath the tree,
That bare of head, bare.footed lad,
Who only home. made tackle had,
And live my yesterdays again,
Because | used TO catch 'em then.
Detroit Free Press.