Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-06-14
Rorah,s sushy Hair.

Senator Boran Of Idaho is one of the
few big men of the convention who can
not be called picturesque, unless his bushy
hair entities him to that description. 1t
Is said his only reason for wearing so
much hair Is to conceal bad scar on
the back of his head. received In an acct
dent in his youth.
Mr.. Borah, like Jonah X KalanianaoIe
Hawaiian delegate. has a round, chubby.
Buster Brown type OF physiognomy His
dignity, however is such that none would
tlanlS OF calling him "Cupids-and that Is
the brown skinned ISLANDERS nickname lin
congress-
Has His Name on SIS Bill.
A southern delegate was much excited
over the appearance OF tall negro at the
Coliseum annex who figured in several
conferences.
Have you a IS bill?" asked friend.
When the currency was produced the
friend called attention to the signature
of the register of the treasury Judson
Lyon.
THAT same DARK person over there is
Judson Lyon, delegate from Georgia."
was the explanation.
Colonel Lyons Bride.
Colonel Lyon of Texas asked Mrs Lyon
to pose for newspaper photographers
She did II with reluctance, and after It
was all over the colonel said softly with
a wink at the reporters: Dear, don't let
those fellows know you are bride"
The colonel and Mrs. Lyon have been
married several years and have one presi-
Dental possibility, but as Mrs. Lyon looks
young the colonel got away with IT, That
is. with the Joke. Mrs. Colonel has not
spoken to him since.
II Ike 10 kid her. you see.'' explained
the colonel, but she knows a joke when
she sees IT, By the way, that girl can
v,aFNy fho nj IL, he
but wouldn't drink one. Along the same
policy she says she will move ont OF any
state that ever goes prohibition. One day
while she was visiting In Colorado she
read in the paper that I was going 10
change my politics She Immediately
wrote me that II did that 1t was up 10
me. but that she and the maid and the
cook and the men on the ranch would
all be 'agin' me. and quietly limited that
the best thing could do was to vote for
Teddy as long ! live. l shall"
Teddy Has Houn' Song.
When the Roosevelt press bureau ar
rived from Washington they brought with
them a new campaign song. which Is
causing a smile even among the Taft dele
cations It is to the tune of Casey
Jones"
Teddy's gotta dawg but he aint no hound.
He's a square jawed bun. and his face Is
round
His legs is short. and he's close to the
ground.
And you bet they amt klckin' Teddy's
dawg around.
CHORUS
Square jawcd bull. and his face is round.
Square tawed bull. and he amt no hound.
Short legged bull, close to the ground.
And you bet they Amt kickln Teddy's
bull around.
The Democratic dawg. the unlucky hound
That the boys have all been kickin'
Is the same old dawg that's been stick
in roun'
ssince old Abe Lincoln came to Washing
ton town.
And now he comes back. the measley
hound.
with his face and his tail still hangin'
The hungry. sly old Top cared hound.
No wonder the boys have been kickin'
round.
Wants Sherman RenomInated.
Former Gov Franklin Murphy ~ New
Jersey took hts seat with the national
committee minus the vice presidential
boom which lie had with him four years
ago. This year Mr.. Murphy Is singing the
praises Of Vice President Sherman for an
other term
Il know that custom is against renomi-
mating = vice president" he said. but
there Is a strong current ln favor OF re-
nominating Vice President Sherman. II
will probably be an eastern man and all
the gossip 1 have heard Las been for
Sherman"
Mr. Murphy added that the ''vice presi-
Dental bee" has ceased 10 buzz In his di.
rectlon