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Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
SILENT TRAILS.

 The trails are silent since you went
 away. It's lonely here, and ev'rything looks
 strange; The once blue skies hev turned to ash
 en gray. And seem to blot the sunshine from
 the range. miss the silvery jingle of your spur. l heard when yoa was ridin' at my
 side, And when think of you sudden blur Gits in my eyes and blinds me as
 ride. The manzanita berries aint more red Than was the roses bloomin iD
 your cheek, And when Id watch you lopin of
 ahead. The thoughts I'd think-but didn't
 dare to speak, And when l step to cinch my saddle
 tight, l listen fer your voice to call to me. And when I'm ridin' round the herd at
 night Your sweet face in the jeweled skies
 l see. It want like this before you crossed
 my trail I rode the lonely range. and didn't
 mind The solitude of canyon, knoll or swale. Er deep arroyo that left behind, didn't sense the glory of the hills You pointed out to me when first
 you came, But now my heart pulsates and thrills When mountain breezes whisper low
 your name. The naggin' of the boys is harsh; it
 jars And grates upon me when they're in
 my sight; look to see you at the corral bars, But no ones there when I ride up
 at night cross the mesa. where the sweet per
 fume Of wild flowers that you love so
 fills the air, But all their brightness cant drive off
 the gloom And it is just because you are not
 there. The night birds call comes to me
 through the dark; The fiickerin' camp fire throws fit
 ful glare, And off across the range the coyotes
 bark Goes echoin' weirdly on the mid
 night air; hear the bedded cattle by the stream Stir when the grim night riders paSa
 their view; And then drowse. and doze away, and dream; And, dreamin', ride the trails ag'iu with you. -E. A. Brininstool in the Popular Magazine.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
Eastern Markets
 Yesterday

BOSTON, Feb, 1.-The local list showed no change worthy of men tion. The demand for stocks was very scattered with equally small offerings. There was no change in prices and the local traders are wait. ing for further developments in the metal situation and the political sit uation. We think the copper list is cheap and that we shall see material ly high prices before we have any re- action.
 Paine Webber and Co. Curbs dull without material change Total sales New York, S7.3O0.
 CI OSINH OlIOTATIONS Eeb 17
Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
@ c e CURES -. -. os BLOOD POISON

blood of The wills outbreak of ucerated mouth and tht spoch falling ha and ulcers, No other contagious blood S. S. blood and steadily ard surely drives particle of the incu perfectly the blood and leaves this vital fluid rich and healthy before the destructive o contagious circulation quickly the bkod gradually the symptoms disappear the health improve the Sin bemsheS the heal when has cense the of @ poison contagious blood poison greatest all blood purifiers tested proven years this disease with suggestions for home and anyru medical advice free to all who write
 TIFF SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,, ATLANTA, GA.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18

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Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
NOTICE TO ODD FELLOWS.

Al odd Fellows are asked to meet st odd Fellows Hall on Sunday after noon al 1:30 10 attend the funeral of late brother John Kershaw.
 ". C. JOHNSON, \. c.
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Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
PROF. SHAW HERE

Prof. Shaw. of New York City. is now engaged as a pianist at City o' Bisbee saloon on 0. K. street. from i.5V to 10 pm, B Caretto, prop.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
MINERS ATTENTION! 4

All miners are requested 10 attend the funeral of Jack kershaw at Odd Fellows Hall, Sunday, Feb. 18th, and also to form in line of march.
 SAM WARNE.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
THE ARIZONA AND NEW MEXICO RAILROAD co.
 PASSENGER SERVICE

Daily
 South Bound North Bound 7:35 a. m. Lv Clifton ar. 4:03 p. ID. S:i5 a. m. Lv Guthrie Lv 5;30 ?. m. 800 a. m. Lv Duncan I.v z:56 D. m 1O:23 a. m. Lv Lordsburg Ly l;3S p. ID ll:30 a. m. AT IIschita ~ 12:10 ?. m. South bound train connects with Southern Pacific west bound train No. 1, leaving Lordsburg 16:57 a. m, Mountain Time.
 South bound train connects with Fl Paso & Southwestern east bound train for Fl Psso. leaving Hachita al 1l.59 a. m., Mountain Time. and with west bound train for Douglas and Bisbee, leaving Hachita al 11:59 a h., Mountain Time.
 A T. THOMSON, Traffic Manager, Clifton Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-02-18
General Contents of WHISPERS New Illustrated DICTIONARY

ArraneemcD;s Of Words in Sentences. Agricultural FrodIcIs of the
 U. $.
 Anthracite Production. Armies of the World Coal Production of Jhe U. :. Coal Production of the World Coffee EXpOrtation of the
 World.
 Common English Christian
 Names.
 Comparative Wealth of
 World.
 Comparative Wealth Of the
 '. $.
 Corn Product of tie World. Cotton Product Of the U. $. Cotton Product of the World Equivalent Projection Map. Exports Of the World. Gold Money of the World. Gold Product of the World. imports of the World. Language Of Gems. Navies of the World. Oats Product Of tle World. Pig Iron Product of the
 World.
 Population Of States and
 Counties.
 Principles or Grammar. Punctuation Marks anI
 Meanings.
 Silver Money of the World. Silver Product of the World Simplifed Spelling Rules Simpified New Words
 Adopted
 Steel Product Of the World. Sugar Product of the World Tea EXportation Of the
 World.
 The Ant of Correct Spelling. Tobacco Product of the r. s. Tobacco Product of tnc
 World
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
JUDGE sANsoRo FAvoRs
 rHs RELEASE OF AoA@s
psrsie Nay be Secured Soon Fer Ecrrer Cashier ia .. S. Assay oFHee in Seattle. Hss Served Six Wears.
fBv Alaska News Bureaa9

SEATTLE. wash. Feb. 2a--Follow- ns the efforts being made to secure the release on parole of former Cash is~ Adams of the Government Assay O5llce. who was convicted about six years ago of the theft of thousands of dollars worth Of gold dust which ,eas entrusted to his Osre while in charge of the Rooaa office. the approval cE Federal Judge J. n. Hanford was secured today for his release.
 This approval Is looked upon by hsen5s of Adams as signal victory for him and R Is thoazAt that follow ing this favorahle action on the nsrt of the Judge who heard the case and pronounced sentence. that a parole win be given Adams socn
 Adams who was sentenced to serve Gen wears 3a McNeas Island peuiten- ea-y has served six years of his term.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
GOLD ROBBERY
 CLEARED UP
sAsREr eoNFEssEs TO
 AuMsolpT MYSTERY
S7.oco of Niseies Alssks 5VFior is ReeoVs-e5 by Corfessior ot One of Criminals. Detectives Esfeet te eecc,e- Sss. GOO.
.Rr A3ssEa Nsas Ra7esal

SAIEN. ore. Feb. -S-The uys- Jsry s~a1dlas the HumboAe Cod Bc1ety. vaioa took rlace Aug ieih. .s-a uasa sod bricks to thh valae cL SgEll1 were s Zen foou dle pu0-
 s llIce eu tle Syoaler Ha.abo'iL
 t sse- leaving T-7sce BdPery lead HeHz substituted feF the goI. Is
 n be uatalie8 }y tac r7-5ess,a made he0e yesteo1sy by rs-ts ra-~- oHc ot the so,J iAieves es5 pas J,sys.se5 i1 Portland on the eas-5, os ha,taE stolen go& ca his revs- era vss seste-cel to a. toog Hssu sa sre ne0Hensia-y
 R1ret mafc his cpufessiCB ;o Gov e-cr west. AS tae oes1s og the coa 5sssa S-aet ct the missing ba,8sa was found se-fe8 o- a farm near He,c. ec,,a-tss Co Es~e-s faihe-5p- Hv u s h,re5 chat the reaairier rr tfc H-rs- au1ranz -o ssaeoo ssl l, D. r--tal E7 the we,5s rear SrgH'e rf He rr~c-ct
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
COL. ROOSEVELT
 WILL RUN
AGREES TO ACCEPT
 NOMINATION IF TENosREo
Former President Declares he VIII Await Preference Expressed by ei9 Convention. Hoped That People Might Express Desires Through Primary.
fRr Alaska News Rurean.l

NEW YORK, Feb. 26-Replying to the demands made upon him by the people of the United states amongst whom are seven Governors Of states, Theo. Roosevelt today gave out his decision as to the possibility Of his becoming a candidate for the presi. 8ency next fall
 Roosevelt in his answer. says that he win accept the nomination if lt is tendered to him. He stated that be would adhere to this decision until th Republican Convention has expressed jts preference.
 Speaking of the candidates in Che Held for the nomination Roosevelt de- clared that he had hoped that the people would have been given an op- portunity o express their preference for a presidential candidate throu n the direct primary method.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
MAN LEAPS FROM
 STATUE OF LIBERTY.

NEW YORK. iHeb. i7-Haying risk ed hss life many tines In climbing ih nagpoles of the singer, Pulitzer and othe~ hlrh bmiainzs "steepIejack' taw real name l. R Law. parachut- ed from the arm Of the statue Of Lib ertv this afternoon before a select crowd and a moving picture machine
 wlth special permit Law vent ep in the statue of Liberty. ascend inc to the arm The wi,1d was rsth. ar brisk. and fearing he would drop into the icy waters of the bay he eated a favorable mll He left the arm cf Miss Liberty and gave the parachute a ierk. He fell five feet before it opened. Then he fell slow lv and gracefully to the ground. His 'ausipu was not without a little force, bR he jumped to his feet and de- clared he could do the stunt again G need be. only ho would prefer the sumner time whOu he could fall into sbe water and swim to Manhattan.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
ARCTIC BROS. CELEBRATE
 THRTEEHTH ANNIVERSARY.
Camp sksswsy No. Enter a'ns 2co Guests. orstory And Refreshments Flow Unchecked Until After Mid- night.

The signal for an evening of gooi fun and convtviality was given Sat ariay evening at the Smoker given 5y Camp sksgway to celebrate the 18th Anniversary of the founding of .ho Arctic Brotherhood by rousIng selection by the Battalion Band rom the Sixteenth infantry. stationed at Fort wm. Fl. Seward.
 The guests of the local A. B's numbering a large delegation of one hundred from Camp Haines and Fort Seward. and about the same number from this city. were arranged at three long tables stretched the length of the Hail with the exception of the Band which reigned supreme in the gallery and seized each Iun tn the speech making to bleak forth into strains of martial music.
 While the guests regaled them selses with the bountifui supply of luncheon and refreshments which are characteristic of sll occasions ot this kind. oratory under tho guiianee of the fluent flow of Toastmaster wm Britt poured forth from many of the prominent guests from Haines  and Fort Seward. ably assisted by onr local speech makers.
 Amongst the speakers of the eveas Inp were Arctic Chiefs odell Of camp Halnes. and sipprelie Of the Mother Camp. Lieut.. O E. Miehaells. Judse u. 3. T.eFeyre. Judge stout. Mayor Jas. McQuinn of iiaines. Nay CT Tanner. Steve Rasan, Dr. sbad. Tuck F1aharty and Johnnie Greshei
 Prof Tony Dotero, accompanied by prof. Reed on the piano. gave an in- teresting display of his proves on the violin. playing that instrument with his clay pipe. a match and sev, ersI other articles, playing a jauntV afr with the aid Of but one string and flaishing with his favorite imi- iailon of the mOcking bad.
 "sHppery,9 far-tamed for his eel ike personality and agility. gave a clever exhibition and showed all pres ent just how to escape from fegu- Iaiion straight jacket guaranteed to Told a man captive. He performed this feat upon a table in piain view Of the guests. that they might know how to duplicate the feat if ever they found themselves In similar position.
 At midnight Taps were played and the guests from Haines and Seward took their departure on the Peterson. The locai guests dispersing in due time.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
ARKANSAS E
 TORNADO SWEPT
17 PEOPLE MEET DEATH
 IN TERRIBLE STORM
Many Killed And Scores Injured by Destruction of Homss by winc.- Assistance Retarded by Weather
tBy Alaska News Bureau.J

LITTLE ROCK, Ark, Feb 2s-A terrible tornado stretching over three counties is spreading death and de. yastation in this region today.
 Reports from Lincoln. Jefferson and Arkansas couEties tell of the death of seyCnteen men, women and children and declare that scores have been in- iured due to the demolishins Of many homes by the terrific force of the wind.
 Assistance Is being carried to the stricken districts with as much dis patch as the condition Of the wea'h- CT Will allow.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
N5GcrIA~E SOON FOR
 INTERNATIONAL TsEATY.
lBg AIassa Neus Barea1,l

WASHINGTON. n C. Feb. St- NcgglaUoas soon via besm dor a aev treaty win Bussa % rep3ace the convection og ISsz. recently NarOEatei The ca1ve1rEcu uiu expire at gIe end al tha 9-ose-. year. Preliminary eN- ,aagEss have encouraged the beliel ,aat any feeling slzt may have resalt Cd from t-e deauacauoa CT the old treaty has SO Gar asate5 as to iustr s- eTert. Co replace s. An effort rG b. made Co construct the new treaty So that it shall be a model in r-am5n- of iHteruatOual agreements t5r tae regulation of trade and com ue-cc.
 Tae 0eal 5itGcaity is expected to be eaceaatsred ia drafting a tu5sti. tr3e sor the artcle In tbe el5sting treaty regulating rights Of travel and -esiaeace. which involves the trouble. some passport question.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
GER MANY FEARS
 FRANCE AND ENGLAND.

BERLIN. Feb. 1.-The declaration of tae French naval policy by M Delcasse. French minister of marine, bas created profound impression here. Into the simple declaration that the French ba,tle fleets face the Mediterranean and leave the north arn and Atlantic coast lines to sub marine and torpedo boat protection, German Anglophobes read the assur- ance that the fleet of Great Britain Is ready to defend the ocean Hanks of France against German attack. lt is regarded as the most outspoken pronouncement yet regarding the se- cret pact between France and Grea Britain which followed the entente es tablished by King Edward.
 The armies oi France and the aayies of Britain threaten the Ger man fatherland," hxclaims an evening paper
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
sslool lss CANNED
 FROM ANNAPOLIS.

ANNAPOLIS, Md, Feb. 1{-Fifteeu niasAipmen of the fourth class of the naval academy failed in he semi-annual examinations and were forced to resign.
 The navy department formally ae' ceotei their reslgBations today and tae delinquents left the institution.
 Et Is understood a number Of other miaShipnen have tendered theaT res irnations For Ike reasons, but these have not vet been accepted
 Among those who resigned today ss Roht & T.amotie. Washington
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
uNAIeA WILL SAIL
 NclRrH JULY FIRST
New Revenue Gutter waI Leave East soon. WiH Repers in Juneao Via suez csasl. New vessel sistenship to Bear.
tBy AlasksI News Bureau.)

WASHINGTON, D. c, Feo 2o-- The new revenue cutter Uualsa. wiii. uas launched hut recently at tae Newport News shipyaras. is being finished and wih be ready to sail tor northern wa'iers the first ot Jaay.
 Tue War Department gave orders this morning that the Unalsa be out fitted by the fhHst of July following which she will sail by way of the suez Canal to Jsineau, where she wAi report for duty In conjunction with the revenne cutter Bear. which Is TOW in service near that city
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
MAX eUrFsLT WILL
 UNDERGO OPERATION.

Following his return this morning from Juneau where be underwent a thorough examination at tho hands Jf Dr. Simpson. bls old medical ad- isor. Max Gutfelt ihe wei known proprietor of the Vienna Bakery in .his city. left on the Jefferson this morning for Tacoma. where he will undergo an operation for appendicitis.
 Mr. Gmfelt has been troubled for some time with what be believed Co be stomach trouble He Vili return ,o the north immediately upon h.s recovery from the effects of the op. ration.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
FATHER rvaNelL LEAVES.

Father TurDell left on the JeffeT- son this morning Tor Haines where he vfi perform the funeral ceremony of Mrs. John Schmidt who died in that city last night. He wfl probably take the Georgia in the morning. going to Juneau and from there to sitka.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
AUDITOR TRAVELS
 OVER THs SUMMIT.

Mir. n. c. Chiene. who for the past week has been making his a1. nual audit of the books Of the White Pass R. R.. accompanied by Mrs Chiene. supt. Hahn. air and Mrs Herman Miller, and W ]. D Leonard left on the train this morning for q rip over the summit
 The party left on the Special Car They win return Wednesday.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
] P4lLADEleNlA WILL
 GUARD usEsvY sELL.
CRy Alaska News Bureaa)

kE9 AiASka News HuttNAe.i
 PHiLAnEbPHTA. Feb, 26-CsC CouDcgmen here today say there Is rtte lRcllAood that the famous Liber tv ben viii be permitted oo leave In. sepeadeuee square. While san Fran. s.scos official request for the relic as aa exhibit at the Panama fair In 1915 has aS yet not been received, it Is a torcEoue conclusion that such a re' luest w1l be denied, as an ordinance xists forbi5ding the removal Of the beu from phisdelphia. Revocation of thts. ordinance ts improbable,
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
KARL ASK BECOMES
 A FOND PAPA.

Cigars and bountifui smiles are aiiaung from the person of Karl Ask today. due to the arrival ln his home Of large brieht-eyej bahy log. The ltte stranger arrived at midnight at tho White Pass Hospital Dr. Gable. the attending physician. re ports both Mrs. Ask and the boy rozressing nicely.
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26

The city Of Ketchikan has bound itself to pay the Citizens Light. Pow CT and water company the sum oi Sioo month for ten years. in con slderatioa of certain improvements to the plant Of the company. The prime 0hiect is better fire protection
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
ELKs DANCE TONIGHT.

Ladies night at the Elks Club will be some what diversified this even ing by a social dance fer those who are not all. for the more strenuous atertainment Of bowling The Hoas committee hope that ali ElSs and .ieir ladies wiH be there
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26

The Jefferson arrived in port this morning at s:2o with a passenger gst of 25, most of whom left immed- ately on the train which awaited the lrrival Of the inside mail The Jeff se7son left at II a. m
The daily Alaskan., 1912-02-26
BERT MKENzlE TAKES VACATION

Mr. Bert Mckenzie was a passen- ger south on the Jefferson this morn ing for the Sound country, where he VII spend a six weeks vacation, etc. He win visit In Seattle. Tacoma and Portland.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
On Pennsylvania Farm.

AfIere is one of the stories, says the
Americus Greeting, from the old mans
row in front Of the barber shop: One
man said back in Pennsylvania they
farmed the land where the hills were
so steep that when they planted pota-
toes one man had to hold them In
furrow while another man covered
them up. When they dug them in the
fall they were simply allowed to roll
to the bottom of the hill before any
attempt was made to pick them up.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
doesn't SHORE, NOT MY SOM
British Heir Not Having Usual Habit
Of tho Family, May
Estate.

my grandfather snored, my IA
ther snored, my mother snored, and
I have always snored. Edward never
snores. He is no son of NINE"
These few lines in the will of Ed
ward Arthur Bentinck Monckton,
Baron Hetherington, have thrown a
huge estate into the probate court of
England and question the legitimacy
of the succeeding heir.
The late baron's nephew claims
succession to the estate under the
will and will also lay claim to the
peerage. The man who for years has
been accepted as the lawful son of
the old lord has entered caveat, al
leging that the will is prima facie
proof of his fathers insanity.
The case is attracting national In
est.-New York Tribune.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
JUST JUDGE.

"It's all right to fine me, judge"
laughed Barrowdale, after the pro-
ceedings were over, ''but just the
same you were ahead of me in your
car, and if I was guilty you were
too"
''Ya-as 1 know" said the judge,
with a chuckle. al found myself
guilty and hev jest paid my fine into
the treasury same ez you"
''Bully for you'll" said Barrowdale.
''By the way, do you put these fines
back into the roads?"
mo-" said the judge. ''They go
to the trial jestice in loo O sal'ry."-
Harper's Weekly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
MILK TOO LITTLE USED.

Milk should always be kept on
hand for consumption by the chill
dren. If the child forms the habit
of going to the larder for cup Of
milk, instead of stufing with solid
food every time he is hungry, he will
be a healthier and brighter child,
for he win not suffer from an over
loaded stomach. And if the adult
were less afraid of the milk bottle
and more afraid of the tea and coffee
pot there would be fewer nervous
wrecks, ruined teeth and complex
ions and criss-cros dispositions.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14

No Chance to Hold a Affecting.
Some time ago a Mexican stepped
into Harrington grocery store and
was very wrathy when he discovered
that some other Mexican had been
getting groceries charged to him, re-
lates the Herington Sun. "Why don't
you get his goat?" suggested the gro
Ger. "He got no goat" replied the
MEXICAN che not even got dog"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
A CONSTANT SUFFERER.

'Is your mother a sufragette,
WillieP''
'@Yep, she's always sufferin'. If
it amt with her shoes or her cor
set it's because somebody that owes
her an invitation had a party and
didn't ask her to it."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
SIMILARITY.

Opportunity is like an oil paint
ing"
''How do you make that out?"
eve can't seem to appreciate its
beauty when we stand close to it."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14

BERT LEIGH AS "KID BURNS" IN FoRTYFvE MINUTES FROM
BROADWAY"
Never before in her popular has Miss Hazee Burgess had
part admirably adapted her abilities than that of Mary the
George N brilliantly entertaining
with Minutes From Broadway which Lamore
Hollands Opera House
Quite unique conception story the play itself
which differs radically role
stage past Burgess unlimited range 70
the display her versatile Underlying the quiet effective
comedy lines of this which the audience smile
deep brings verge tears
Miss Godons numbers Mary Grand Old Name and
"c-ong Mary" both of which written
tsc captay rendered
performance Bert Leigh will be the famous of kid
retired przfgher with frst-ca production
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
DOMINATED BY THE DOG.

NO." said Packham, eve never.
have boiled ham at our house any
more"
"Why," said Ascum, 81 thought
you we're very fond of it."
$50 l am, but my wife's dog won't
eat it at all."-Detroit Free Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
ouTWHALINe THE WHALE.

Husband don't believe that
fable about the whale swallowing Jo-
nah.
Wife-Why not? That's nothing
to what you expect me to swallow
sometimes Lippincott's.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
eI.liis - -
IT SOMETIMES HAPPENS

Wise This is certainly a good ci-
gar you've given me, old chapl
Guys-Shucksl I bet I've gone
and given You the wrong one =
Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
PARTIES.

Teacher-What are the two great
est parties we have in this country?
Willie Backrow-Th' Sunday
school picnic and tn Defiance Hose
company clam bake.-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
Home Politics.

"What is this initiative and refer
.ndum?" tits this way. If want
go anywhere, or do anything, /
axe initiative by mentioning it to my
wife. Then she decides whether l
an or not. That's the referendum"
-Courier-Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-12-14
THEIR SPECIES.

'What would you call these inno-
cent-looking swindlers who take in
poor ministers ?"
I'D call them shepherds crooks"