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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

The TrayeIer-When does the last
train leave for Pottersfield? The Ac-
curate Station Agent-Can't say. We
got a fifty-year franchise and expect
to keep trains running that long.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

Mfke-Phwat are ye lookin' for?
Mrs Mike-Nothing.
Mike-Then yen find it in the jug
where the whiskey was.-Sketch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

The Girl-Everybody said you would
spend your last cent for an auto.
Percy Ladd-If you'll tell me where
can get an auto for my last cent I'll
have you out riding tomorrow.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

McFee-I feel like a pugilist this
McFoo-Before or after?-Judge.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

Husband (studying his wife's &C
counts)-There are several items you
haven't entered here. Doing up the
furniture, your hairdresser. dentist,
trip to the sea, for instance Wife
Oh, those all come under Repairs
Fliegende Batter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

In how many states can women
make their wiIls?"
I'm most of EN- they came with it
ready made "-Baltimore American.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

is laid in the general offices of a big
railorad company which operates be-
tween New York and Chicago.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03
New Method
Laundry.
Phone 1875.
15-17 West Romano.

making the quotations So cents. the
highest price paid for oil in four years.
$1.75 Children's Shoes,
Patent Tip Button, Gun
Metal Butchers, S1.32. Meyer
Shoe Company.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03
Around the Clock. q

Around the Clock"
The attraction at the opera house
on Thursday, January 4, will be the
famous comedians and pantomimists,
Ritchie's London Comedy Company,
who will be remembered for their
remarkably clever Interpretation of
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-03

braces the names of many metropoli-
tan favorites, among whom are Mile.
Florence Weber, Madame Cara
Crendelli, Miss Blanche Latell, Billy
Wood, Fayles Hilton, Edith Booth,
Viola Garrick, Juan Cardo Edward
Beck, Sid Braham, George Burke
Scott, John Horn, Silvio Will, Billy
West, Dan Morrison, Walter P.
Hearne, Willard Reynolds and r. j.
Mulligan.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

your sleeplessness. try these exercises
after you have gone 10 bed:
EXERCISES FOR INSOMNIA.
Lie fiat on the bed Grasp the top oi
the bedstead with hands and stretch tn,
body, trying TO touch the foot OF the bed
with the toes Now try to drag yourself
upward. having the body quite limp, and
exercising the arms only. Relax com
pietely after each movement Inhait
while you pull yourself up exhale when
you let go.
Breathe rythmlcaiiy; that Is, ooun,
while you breathe and while you hold
the breath and exhale Il again. Breathe
as deeply as you can, counting seven
very slowly. Retain the breath for the
same number. and exhale also to seven
counts. Repeat this until you begin 10
feel drowsy.
Most people should sleep on the left
side, but II 10 even better 10 sleep flat
on the back without any pillow at all,
or q very small one. The windows should
always be open.
So many people have asked me for GER
tain special exercises that viii give
those desired most today. particularly
the first two are good for overcoming
insomnia, as well as for other purposes.
EXERCISE FOR STRENGTHENING
THE DIGESTIVE ORGANS.
Lit fiat on the back, preferably on the
floor, but the bed will do. Support the
weight of the body on the shoulders and
heels. Exercise the body and lift II up,
bringing the trunk as far away from the
ground as possible. Hold this position
as long as you can without strain. then
relax, and repeat II several times.
EXERCISE FOR STRENGTHENING
THE SHOULDERS
Lie Tat on the bed. Put the weight Of
the body on the head and hips. lifting up
the chest as high as possible while con-
tracing the muscles OF the back. This
raises the shoulders several inches from
the bed. Hold this position for a few
moments before relaxing. and then rest
before repeating II.
EXERCISE FOR DEVELOPING THE
CALF OF THE LEG.
Where the body generally Is undevel-
oped II is naturally useless to expect 70
develop the calf OF the leg without I'M
dertaking general exercises for the I'M
provement Of the figure. This especial
exercise for the leg. however. Is excel
lent. and can be done at almost any
time. sit upright Place the feet to-
gether and raise the heel until only the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

l.N
-,.,.ncs could easily be made which
would .protect the aviator from tne eu.-
ling wind produced by the speed Oh ms
machine. nra a
such glass would instantly iihu =
,ho,,sand useful applications. 1t wou'u
ne INDISPENSABLE for automobile screens,
which are now made Of broad sheets VI
mai brittle. glass. and are often sources
- DANGER. II would take the place OF
ard,nary car windows. which are elso
DANGEROUS TO passengers. being likely 70
hurst into sliyers in case OF accident.
7Iousa windows would also be MADE %
This glass, not only because II Woulo DC
more lasting, but because II eouid DC
shaped into many forms OF beauty ah ~
convenience. A curved glass WINDOW y
row an expensive rarity. with maile-
l.hle glass. which could be bent and nam
snsrsd into any shape desired. such win.
ldnus would be at the disposal Of all ana
/, is easy to see what charming etieets
could be wrought with them.
Ttoofs Of glass, colored. II desired. eoulu
he made which would not be In danger
~ destruction by the first hailstorm' one
could walk over them as safely as over
q roof Of tin or tarred pebbles. a boot
tack. flung by, some excited Householder
awakened at midnight by feline seren-
l.de would not be followed by an expen-
slys crash. Even flat windows made Oh
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13
A Little Maids Moods
Nv wINIFRED BLACK.

ily DOCTOR glancing at the book the little
girl held in her hand.
oh" cried the little girl, ITS the
beautifuIIest book. all about little Cara
She's a German girl, an invalid, but, oh.
so sweet and gentle and sad, and there's
a forlorn Berichstein always misunder-
standing her, and a goath-erd, Peter.
and an Aim Uncle. You really ought to
read Il"
..ITm." said the family doctor. whiriing
the leaves. Il see Fraulein Beriehsteih
Peter seems 70 be a goatherd when you
pronounce him. but what on earth is an
Aim UncleT'
The little sirl told him all about the
Aim Uncle,
An said the family doctor. and
what did you read before this7'
oh" said the little girl. "a lovely
book, The Little Colonel She was a
proud southern beauty. with such a TEN.
per. but so generous and big-souled-"
The little girls mother couldn't stand
II a minute longer. Did the Little Col
onel hate boysT' she asked anxiously.
YES" said the little girl, "she said
they were so rough.
Poor little brother sighed the
mother. "He wondered why you wouldn't
play with him that week"
Exactly" said the family doctor.
shutting his stethoscope. The next time
she S odd see what she's reading"
In a day or 30 the mother called up
the family doctor. Il thought you'd like
10 know" she said. She's reading Al
colt now and she wants to be an old
fashioned girl and wear thick boots and
mittens, and learn to sew and cook. and
have candy pulls instead Of parties"
IAN right" said the family doctor, Il
prescribe a course Of Louise Aleott Keep
her on IL all winter. It's fine hsaith
preventative"
And now the little girls mother doesn't
know whether to be glad she has that
sort OF little girl. or worried.
Which would you be?
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

malleable glass would be infinitely safer
than the present brittle ones The terror
which the schoolboys, initiating the ex
ploits OF the great heroes OF the diamond
inspired In the minds OF housewives woul
be banished forever. No more broke
window panes, no more unneeessar
glaciers bills.
This Is no dream, remember. II
simply a recurrence to a lost art. tt
Encyclopedia Americana states that It
a well-known fact that the ancients pc
sessed the secret Of making malleab.
glass. II has been lost that is all. There
is story which Wendell Phillips used TO
delight in telling in bis celebrated lecture
on The Lost Arts of Roman who in
the time Of Tiberius brought back 20
Rome from some eastern country q glass
cup. beautifully chased, which, TO the
astonishment OF all beholders, he dashed
with all his force upon the pavement.
and. instead OF being broken 1t was
simply dented. He picked II up. and,
with a hammer brought It back into
shape.
III the ume or Pliny there was Drought
to Rome Rlnd OF glass, perfectly trans
parent, that on being suspended for
twenty hours stretched itself out into a
long ribbon. which could then be wound
round the waist.
Why was the process lost? Evidently
because 1t was known only to the dis
coverers OF the method. who could find
no protection in those days when there
we're no patent laws except by keeping
he operations secret. But II II has once
been done II can be done again. In fact,
many efforts have been made to solve
this problem.
In 1893 a man named KauffeId. In In
diana, invented a kind OF malleable glass
which would stand very rough usage,
but more needs TO be done. What is
wanted, and what We shall unquestion-
ably get In time. is malleable glass
that can be made on the largest scale
and that will be as tough as metal. Z
Here is the inventors chance. A great
fortune awaits the lucky diseoverer. and
he will bestow a great boon upon man
kind.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

gives you a look like a tragedy Queen
land won't speak for hours. She really
must be coming down with something;
there is no other explanation
And the family doctor questioned. asd
diagnosed and thought. and he could not
find q thing wrong with the little girl.
In e few days he met the mothey
again. How is daughter" he said.
The mothers face elouded. Il was just
coming to see you about her" she said.
shes different again. but worse. She
doesn't eat, says she can't relish her
food, and wants sausage and goats milk
and queer thing she calls Hansenpfeffer-
and she thinks I'm a cruel parent be-
cause ! simply won't let her drink cof-
fee"
How ix the temper said the family
doctor.
"oh.', said the mother. that's the
worst Of all. she's perfect angel now.
You can't get her mad TO save your
life. She Is patient and sad and for
giving. She has headache. she says. and
backache, and the other DAY when
sent her upstairs she sat on the top step
and painted Ike one far gone In some
sort Of hung trouble, but she would in
sist on going just the same"
The family doctor looked very grave
srll be over today" he said. and he
went over and made the little girl put
cut her tongue. and he thumped her on
the back and he listened at her Chest.
and az the time the little girl smiled
patiently. and looled. oh. 50 sad and
wise and wistfal.
..what are you reading said the fam
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13
BY ANNETTE KELLERMANN.

] must have eight hours OF sound sleep
every night IL want to keep In perfect
physical condition.
Many q woman has come to me COM
planning Of her bad health. and when
sifted her troubles down she was merely
suffering from these things-too little
sleep and too much food
"oh. but It's impossible for me TO 10
70. bed early, and when l do l can't
sleep. I'm used TO staying up late"
This is the kind OF thing get for an
answer when ] suggest going TO bed at
q reasonable hour. Then my lady goes
away thinking that l can't know very
much about health since | recommend
such simple things as fresh air. sleep
and exercise.
What she would really like me TO give
her Is some very expensive magic drug
that would make her radiantly and quite
impossibly beautiful after one trial
People won't believe that health Is TO
be gained by simple means Most people
would rather be operated on and have
their appendix removed than exercise
self control and common sense about
eating. or use their Will power and ex-
ercise the sluggish organs OF the body.
As for sleep. probably because IL is the
most simple and natural OF natures re-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

act toward an ego
tlst that Is clearly
waiting for her 10
get into the 'kneel-
ing position before
he delgns to ask
her to marry himg'
What should n
girl do under such
circumstances? My
advice TO her
~ to get up
off her knees and
simply beat u
away from a man
who is to egotis-
teal that even
when he's in love
he Is thinking moro
about himself than
he IL about woman.
There may be,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13
Not an Angel.

OF the United States tariff in the Cana
dian parliament. an opposition member
characterized the attitude Of the govern
ment on the question as "a sight that
would make angels weep and teekasses
laugh"
Hon. Frank Oliver. who was then min
lister Of the interior. replied, with his
usual deliberate calmness:
Il have observed that the honorable
gentleman has been one Of those who
laughed. Judge
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

8 70 VS. stronger
every day.
1, Is flexible
ma,ieable glass that
Is wanted.
With such glass
a. small curved
screen that wouid
not be broken oy
Ithe wind or by an
accidental b 10 W.
and not presenting
a surface largo
enough to inter-
fere with the pro-
gress OF an aero
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

ckbeEoor RoosgY WAS on S,s
NAT 70 me- poo EhpopuM
EaeN Ne S0UAfsDEHEo H,S
NaftNe5 At kELLs poot.
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yWMND Ac1ko5S me ALMosr
LFaEG 6opy oepWx N4eMAt,cS
re I7E0 w pVcks DOME
peREp ms tsAcp5 AcaoiS
KS NAP Afp nt9 LE MA
Hop NAM ooek MoMeLEp
.nME7Mt16' EooNeY LER4sD
o@RJuT as DVcE cHfapD.
n Us. GRANT, FILLED me
pRDipsHr7AL cAAie WELL
Old wv. EHMoeE:
, HIDE me cAeos JEHRy
tERe GOMEZ me WIFE
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

A woman has such an imagination shS
can think her husband is Of distinguished
appearance II he doesn't look like 4 sau-
sage.
man Is a lot more suspicioes Of soma
body that stops him in the street TO esk
who tries to sell him q gold brick -Ssx
York Presa
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13
FREE LEGAL ADVICE

To the woman who wrote last week
asking that an article be written 10 At
her particular case. II seems as II the
most practical thing you can do is to
seek expert legal aid II viii b. simple
for you to gain legal advice. There is a
Legal Aid department IN connection with
the Associated Charities. room ss. City
hall. corner Eighteenth and Farnam
streets whose business 1t Is To give aid
In just such cases as yosrA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

appetite. and she
goes to sleep the
minute her head
touches The pillow
and never stgs TIL
morning. but she is
so uncertain in her
temper.
she has always
been the best ma
tured little thing in
the world, de-
lighted 10 be alive.
but now she sits in
corners and sulks.
She walks with her
head thrown back
and her chin In the
air. and IL You say
| a word 10 her khe
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

that they exist. pointed out before that
The free swimming baths are open In
the evening Many people don't realize
that libraries contain amusing books as
well as learned ones. and are scared off
The children, with their perfect uncon-
seriousness and their natural curiosity
have the right attitude. / remember on
the day that the New York library was
opened. and thousands Of people drtfted
through in an awe-struck way, the child
ren. without more ado. found the rooms
allotted to them. settled themselves com
fortably In window seats and at the little
tables. and spent the day with picture
books and stories. Just as IL they had
been there for years.
A child is so busy finding out things
that life Is never monotonous except
when il is cOoped up By unthlnking
grown people.
All this doesn't seem 10 have anything
10 do with insomnia, but IL has. Monot-
ony breeds insomnia: 50 does bad air:
50 do stimulants; so does worry. Some
Of these things you can change. Where
you can't lind and cure The cause Of
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

.swhat in the world is the matter with
our little girl7" asked,a friend OF mine OF
the family doctor not so long ago.
"she's so queer. No. she is not III
exactly: she has a good color and fine
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

A correspondent writes:
'I have just read your article on the
winning Attitude am interested In
the subject for personal reasons and
should like to know how n woman should
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

and doubtless are many worse mon
than the self-conccitsd man. but there's
nobody elsa on earth that makes such an
lnsufferable husband. In preference,
marry the gambler, the drunkard' the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13
Glass that Would Bend and Not Break
] Would Be Great Boon to Mankind.
BY GARRETT p. sERvIss.

Reading Of the sufferings of aviators
from the freezing wind when high in the
\ air on cold day. am reminded of an
I Invention Tor which the world has long
beer. waiting, and the necessity for which
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

speENs OF pAyeeau.i ONCE
KNOCKED \ HOMER. ATE Some
BACON. GOT A LTrE WHITTIER
DNArt fosNERLT MET ARAnEk
koNGeEuoM Nto A6oysp
AlLntETAuGuyI Arp ALJc
GAVE ME lc3-eu-n4 booe
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60 NO LEfAl ACE 50 HE'D
xtAkRtEAaes At ERS
LAAN5 usna A buNvoH HS
RSoefTE SkEUH EAM WERE
pE RG MoRTuEs ONE al6t+T
Ne SCI " An YELLED.
lrTiE HAH HEA J7oHE Is
t+E<lv How MvCa DOES me
coUNTS GALWAY
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13

| m Az iN5yRUcIoa MA
TAHh6 RiNk NOW
SoksE Jo6 JuftN. T1Er
N TAA~ ySNGp tp me-
06CE CLEAN OFT ne
M6or[ neh iN8P
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13
pkkEh5, HoWnT. BVeh5
The Right Road to Health

storatives. We abuse It as much as We
can and take just enough TO keep us
going.
! believe that two-thlrds Of the slim
ulants used are for the purpose of cheat
ing ones self OF the rightfui amount Of
sleep.
Tea. coffee, liquor and drugs are taken
TO keep people awake, and much OF the
drinking which goes on at night Is re-
sorted to at first by men and women in
order 10 stimulate the tired and worn
out nerves which crave sleep. while their
misguided owners think. they want to
keep up with the crowd.
After the nerves have been accus-
toned TO the stimulus Of excitement,
liquors or highly spiced foods. they begin
TO crave II, and then II is really impos-
slbie for the person to go to sleep at an
early hour. Such -eopie claim 10 be suf-.
terers from insomnia
and. indeed, they are. 49,
though one might say <8f*I
II was their own "A
fault ~
Other people suffer
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-13
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TWAS MIDNIGHT on DE o e6AA
ntERE CAME a TEpplrtC
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FA NkE Cuts GRAS1
WHAT Dos SLL0U5 no.
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MASTAH.
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NEW YORK COTTON.

New York, June 10.-The cotton market showed considerable strength and closed very steady at net ad- vance of r to 19 points.
 The opening was steady at an ad- vance of to points on better cables than expected, reports of more active spot demand in Liverpool and appre- hensions of unsettled weather. The advance carries prices into new high ground for the movement and while slight recessions occurred from time to time the best level of the day was reached in the late trading when Octo- Der contracts sold at 11.5S or about f points above Fridays high figures. Closing prices were at practically best of the day. Leading spot interests continued buyers of near months here against sales of new crop deliveries and July was relatively firm at the close.
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ROCK ISLAND TIME CARD.
Trains Depart.

Trains Depart.
 12.30 ?. m. daily, New York and Chi cago. Oklahoma and California 7:25 D. m. daily Little Rock, Memphis Limited, connects at Memphis for all points
 5:so p. m. daily, except Sunday, Nal vern local
 7:oo a. m. daily except Sunday, Nal vern local.
 .55 a. m. daily, Little Rock local All trains arrIve and depart from Ben ton street station, opposite the postoffiee.
 Trains Arrive.
 f0.S5 a. m daily. from Memphis, Lit tie Rock and Oklahoma
 s'i5 a. m. daily. except Sunday, Mal- vern local.
 5:55 ?. m. daily. from New York and all points east.
 740 D. m. daily. from Little Rock Oklahoma and points east
 S'l5 ?. m, except Sunday, from Nal vern
 No. 4s the l:s0 D. m train. haa through steel sleepers to Chicago and Kansas City, parlor car to Memphis ape dining car from Little Rock, an steel coaches Co Memphis Direct connection at Little Rock to Oklahoma, California and all points west. Connect at Mem phis for all points Quickest time to New York City without extra fare.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-06-11

the Cuticura Remedies I used the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment also the Resol- vent, for about four months, and they completely cured me of eczema. have had no return of the disease since. l never had a good nights rest after the skin eruption first broke out till l commenced using the Cuticura Soap and Ointment. had only used them a few days before l could see they were beginning to heal. and the terrible itching was gone.
 Those that lived in the house at the time know how l suffered. and how the Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured me. I never take a bath without using the Cuticura Soap, and l do not believe there are better remedies for any skin disease than the Cuticura Soap and Ointment" (Signed) Miss Sarah Calkins. Waukegan, H.. Mar. Is, 1911.
 Cuticura Soap and Ointment are for sale throughout the world but to those who have suffered much, lost hope and are with out faith in any treatment, liberal sample of each together with 32-p. booklet on the care and treatment of the skin and scalp will be mailed free, on application. Address Pot. ter Drug Chem. Corp. Dept. 5A, Boston.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-06-11
FOR THE MEDICAL PROFESSION


 Place St. Winifred Hospital, San Francisco.
 Case-Chronic Parenchymatous Ne phritis involving broken compensation, complete Anasarca and Uremic Con vulsions.
 Patient-Frank H. Winter, United States Deputy Marshal of Honolulu
 PrOgnosis-According to the text books, hopeless The best Honolulu physicians had failed and the condi- tion Of the patient ct the end of twn years fight for life was so extreme that it was predicted that he woul not live to get to this city.
 The physician who was called in was Dr. L. C. Mendel, who put the patient on Fulton's Renal Compounr and aided it with active measures to sustain the heart and promote the eliminations with tonic treatment that skilled physicians understand.
 To the intense surprise of the Homo lulu physicians the patient was return ed the fifth month in good health.
 A late letter reports continued good health.
 The fact that a slight addition to the orthodox treatment with which it in nowise conflicts, now permits recov cries in cases that the text books de clare hopeless ought to interest every physician in this country.
 We serve notice on the whole world that chronic Bright's Disease and Ne phritis are now curable in a great majority of cases.
 And we have the proofs
 Is there any higher duty than saving human lives.
 Sorrells Drug Co.