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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

For County Commissioners, District Nc. 4.
Having been urged by many citizens, I
hereby announce myself as a candidate
for County Commissioner, from District
No. 4, subject to the action Of the Demo-
cratic primaries, and II elected promise
to attend to the county's business as I
would my own.
w. C. BARRrnEEAU.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

One reason we don't take much
stock in the statement that dynamite
is being sent all over the country is
that freight porters and baggage mas
tiers are not blown up every day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

If man is arrested for trying tc
buy juror, he would probably be
considered fit subject for the lunatiC
asylum if he bargained for a pound OF
butter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

The every little movement of Madam
Sherry set the minds of Tampa peo-
pie agoin'.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

am candidate for the ofice OF Super
intendent of Public Instruction of Es-
Gambia County. subject to the action OF
the Democratic Primaries The support
Of all Democrats will be appreciated
A s. EDWARDg
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

With the manufacturing and agri-
culture committees of the Commercial
Association working overtime, you
may safely count the chickens before
they are Matched.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

That Democratic caucus which ar
ranged to save the government forty
million dollars annually was too good
to keep secret.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

The encroachment of the people
upon what has heretofore been con-
sidered politicians privileges and
rights does not set well with the poll
ticians in question.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Brown-eyed beauties. mockingbirC
concerts. millions of wild violets and
the gentle rays Of the winter sur
make life one continuous JOY in Pen
sacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

The Tampa Times is very uneasy
about the artesian water of the state
running out. Col. Calhoun does not
want to take any chances on the
chasers running short.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

The man who said there's nothing
new under the sun did not realize how
fast silk stockings wear out.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

It would not be amiss to predict
that the Connecticut couple who lived
together for seventy seven years
without cross words We're dumb.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Dark horses give leading candidates
the dark brown taste.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Colonel Watterson is encroaching
upon the vocabulary of the prominent
citizen of Oyster Bay.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

1--WE don't want any kings and
queens for ourselves" says the Mem
phis News Scimitar. Well, we should
say motifs aces that count.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

San Francisco boasts of having the
most sensational pantaloon party on
record. Well.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

If the latest jokes were the only in
SEPARATIONS to make a fellow smile most
of us would wear the Montgomery
frown.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Women who snore ought to hesitate
before criticising man for anything.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Teddy bears were captured IN large
numbers a few years ago. but no one
seems able to get his goat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

All that has a golden hue is not
gold, nor is it butter
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

The stork is Pensacola's favorite
bird.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Even an angel would fail to please
Henry Watterson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Even a new typewriter can win tbs
affections of hard-hearted men.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Lorimer most likely realizes that
the Investigations of ]. W. Burns.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Business in Pensacola is steadily
becoming better.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

The Columbia State says pictures .
Woodrow Wilson look like Moses.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

County Commissioner, District No. !.
hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner, from District No.
8. subject to the action of the democratic
primaries. J. ID. McCURDY,
Century, Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

And there are some well-meaning
persons who continue to quote Omar
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Florida sunshine is no respecter O.
persons.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02
Young
Mothers

No young woman, In the Joy of
coming motherhood, should neglect
to prepare her system for the phys
ical ordeal she is to undergo. The
health of both she and her coming
child depends largely upon the care
she bestows upon herself during the
waiting months. Mothers Friend
prepares the expectant mothers sys-
tenn for the coming event, and its use
makes her comfortable during all the
term. It works with and for nature,
and by gradually expanding all tis-
sues, muscles and tendons, involved,
and keeping the breasts in good con-
dition, brings the woman to the crisis
in splendid physical condition. The
baby too is more apt to be perfect and
strong where the mother has thus
prepared herself for natures supreme
function. No better advice could be
given a young expectant mother than
that she use Mothers Friend it is =
medicine that has proven its value in
thousands of
i s4issa : s: sais t Mothers
WI Wiz ). I Is r: Friend
ant mothers which contains much
valuable information, and many sug-
gestions of helpful nature.
kRADFlELD REGULATOR CO.. Aa@f4s Go
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

II Adam followed an apple what
would he do for Pensacola peach?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

In his day Adam was really a great
man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-02

Did anyone mention Marse Henry !?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
Saw Auto on Fire

We have read about automobiles
catching afre, but it has never been
our fortune or misfortune to witness
one on fire until Monday evening
when such an occurance took place
on main street. Mr.. Kinsella, the
gentleman from Wyoming, ILL.,. who
is a guest at the Dewey home south
east of town was in town with his
family and Mrs. Dewey and just be-
fore starting for home he refilled the
gasoline tank. and in doing so spilled
. little which ran down on the frame
Of the auto and to the ground. It is
supposed that someone who was look
inc ON at the proceedings Lit his pipe
and being close to the machine. the
ras caught fire. There was flash
and flames were soon spreading to
the body of the car. Fire extinguish-
ers were brought into ! and the
flamessoon squelshed. Only thespill-
@
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
GET MORE HOLSTEINS
Manager Colombo Brings A
Carload Of Cattle From
New York

R. D. Colombo, manager Of the
Redwood Stock Farm. arrived here
from New York last week with a
car load Of pure bred Holstelns.
w. H. Gold secured a bunch of the
best bred animals obtainable near
Syracuse. N. Y, the leading center
for the past 80 years of the Holstein
breed.
Nearly every animal is from an
officially tested COW and sired by
noted animals of heavy milking
strain. Mr.. Gold says that while in
the East with Mr.. Colombo a state
ment was received that a Holstein
COW had produced Al lbs. of butter
in week, surprising all former re-
cords. That COW will probably sell
for SIS, 0OO.to $4,000, while the ow-
ner perhaps can buy good calf for
$500 to $500.
Mr.. Gold says IS cows are being
MIXED during July on the Sears
Gold farm. and their milk sheets
show an output of over $4,000 lbs.
of milk each month from 80 cows,
most of which freshened last fall
and winter. The warm skim milk
20 %oJ ~ log e,yo,.;v, ~ v,;rrr NJ Goll
insists that it is not difficult for a
farmer to get returns amounting to
$3.50 year and upward from the
milking offspring of a Holstein COW.
They recently have made a mum
Der of sales to farmers near Mime
apolis where the finest herds in the
state are located. whose prices ap.
parently are too high for the aver,
age farmer.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23

Mrs. E. McClintock accompanied
her mother, Mrs. III. d. Everett to
Renville county Sunday where they
will visit with Chas. McClintock, a
brother of the former. for week.
Miss Margaret Thomas of Seattle,
who formerly taught in the public
schools here. is visiting at the home
of Mrs. II. N. Bell. Miss Thomas is
now teaching in the Seattle. She will
be here for couple of weeks.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
REDWOOD LEADS
IN ALL GRAINS
Fourteen Other Counties Fail
To Make So Good A
Showing
HARVEST NOW ON IN EARNEST
Corn Stands Five Feet High
And Promises Unusually
Big Yield

Redwood county has got it on all
Of 'em.
This is as it should be.
Of course there are a great many
other good counties in this state but
most of them border on Redwood.
Best Grain Right Here
The automobile tour Of last week
passed through fifteen counties. No
where did the travellers find grain
looking so well as here at home.
No where did they see such splen-
did farm buildings. such beautiful
fields and such general and positive
evidence of prosperity asin Redwood
county.
Best are Those Near Home
Brown and Renville counties can't
complain but they border on Redwood
and the best part of Renville is the
part closest to Redwood.
The party passed through Brown,
Blue Earth, Waseca, Freedom, Now
er, Steele. Rice, Dakota, Ramsey,
Hennepin, Carver, Sibley, and Rem
vile. Conditions were far from be-
ing the best ever in Freeborn, Now
er, Steele and Rice. In most Of
those counties there was too much
early grain and the grain was solate
in getting into the ground that ithas
not matured. They will have a good
deal more than half a crop but MOTH
ing like the record breaker promised
for Redwood.
Harvest Hands are Busy
Harvest is on in earnest. Most of
the rye is in the shock, barley is be-
ing cut rapidly, and wheat and oats
are out Of the way.
From all parts of the county come
identical reports. "The best ever"
A little of the heaviest grain has gone
down but there are few acres of this.
Corn Promises Well
Corn is going ahead at a great
rate. 1t is now oyer five feet high
and some fields are. tasseled out.
There is every reason to believe that
Redwood county will gather another
of her exceptionally big corn crops,
the kind that has made her famous.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
c. K. ODEKIRk
IN AUTO WRECK

C. x. Odekirk. formerly Of this
city. was badly hurt in an auto
wreck in st. Paul yesterday.
Mr.. Odekirk, now located in
Minneapolis, was driving on Summit
avenue when his car skidded on the
wet pavement.
The machine was dashed against
the curb and Mr.. 0dekirk was
thrown out. He suffered q frac-
tured rib and a badly bruised hip.
At st. Luke's hospital it was dis
covered that no necessarily fatal in
juries had been received.
MIR. 0dekirk drove press car in
the recent Redwood Sociability tour.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
SIDELI6HTS ON AUTO TOUR

Gus Schildknecht got his chains on
just in time to slide in the ditch the
other side Of Morgan. Helpful
friends assisted and he hit the road
again. Some slider, that Gus.
Dutch Francois did his best to get
struck by lightning the morning the
tour started. A couple oftelephone
poles were struck just ahead of bis
car and Dutch says he would have
been on the spot if it hadn't been
for the muddy roads.
Henry Petrie came home With the
Carnegie medal for bravery. Agirl
was driving a fractions horse and
Henry promptly climbed into the
buggy and did the driving until the
cars were past. Henry will be gal
liant or die trying.
That's il" shouted everyone al
New UIm. 1T" was Hi Clements
about the widest looking elongated
fraction of humanity in captivity.
Oliver Durham says that in strik,
ing another car always aim at the
wheel. Then if there is any damage
done it will be to your car. Gener.
Gus man, that Oliver.
G. L. Bonwell drove the Kisse
press car. As driver Bonwell il
some punkins but he says it's the
car. Anyone can drive the Kissel, !
says the modest Bonnie. Whichmas
be true for barring a puncture and /
blow out his car had notroublewhiIt
Dollif's car hadn't a bit of trouble
The Chalmers came throughscath
less. says Mrs. Francois. She like,
it better than ever and declares i
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23

never missed a pop from start to
finish.
Mrs. G. A. Neufert was victimat-
lied on the trip. Some one started
the story that she had four suit cases,
an oxford, a vanity bag and twelve
inch box of talcum powder along.
Some folks believed the yarn and
now a good many people are busy
trying to decide who the joke is on.
Mrs. j. E. Fischer tried to gather
up few "cute little bridges" as
souvenirs of the trip.
The next time All Jaehnings wants
to demolish a garagehe won'ttackle
the job with his Cole. He says it
costs too much besides its hard on
the language.
Doc. Lyman never stopped for
food or water, we said water, on the
trip but kept on the jump trying to
give every member of the party a
good time. He succeeded.
When visiting ladies use cow bell
to break out tooth it perhaps is
time to make some inquiry into the
general state of health.s
4
The Minneapolis Journal sent its
representative around the entire
trip. The other papers evidently
lock upon Minneapolis as the end OF
the road.
When Oliver Durham goes to the
theater he considers il more essen
tial to take off his tie andcollar than
his cap and he would have had his
coat of IL vigilant usher hadn't
told him he was exceeding the speed
limit.
They do say that Roberts had q
puncture or two.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
LIKE HISTORIC RED SKINS THEY RIDE
DOWN THE MINNESOTA IN A CANOE

Clinton H. Baldwin and Jack Phil
brick are on their way to St. Paul
in canoe.
1t took them three days to reach
New Ulm but they went from there
to Mankato in day. From Manka-
to Mr.. Baldwin wrote The Gazette
the following account of the trip:
1--WE are now in Mankato making
the trip from New Ulm in a day.
covering the distance of about sixty
miles.
"Our trip so far has been entirely
successful, no tip-ovefs or accidents
Of any kind. We have been some
what delayed for two reasons rain,
which was very disagreeable to trav-
ell in. and my inability to get Phil
out mornings for an early start.
well, to begin at the beginning,
we launched our boat at the ford be-
low North Redwood on the morning
of the 18th and at 900 o'clock my
partner, Jack Philbrick, and myself
in a 18-foot old town canoe and were
under way on our 800 mile trip to
st. Paul down the most crooked riv-
er in Minnesota. Speaking of this
river being crooked, it is awful, we
would GO in and out and then back
and sometimes going ten miles to
cover three on land; why, once we
passed a fellow fishing and after GO
ing for an hour around bends and
crooks we passed this same fellow
again and he hadn't moved. | think
we can safely say that as far as New
Ulm we went about 8 miles to one
on land.
I'VE camped the first night about
five miles from Fort Ridgely and
the next morning we started again;
but not until the writer had yelled
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23

himself hoarse. awakening Phil from
a very noisy, but decidedly sound
sleep. 1t started to rain soon after
and kept it up all day and by night
we were soaked through and saw
that it was farm house and fire for
us that night. So toward evening
we began looking for likely look
ing farm house to stay at. We came
near stopping at places two different
times but did not, for no particular
reason, and later on were very glad
we did not as we came to an old saw
mill soon after and on investigating
we found a bed and stove in it just
as though it was ment for us. We
took possession Immediately and soon
were setting beside a red hot fire
drying our clothes.
1T was still raining next morning
so we did not start until 1000 o'clock
and reached New Ulm about 400 in
the afternoon and put up for the
night, making three days to get this
far.
''Mankato, we hardly expected to
reach in a day. The current which
had been rather slow, picked up a
little and we made better time, but
still it was no rapids. BY the way
we shot several rapids on the way
and while not having much conf,
dence in ourselves at first, we now
feel as though we could shoot Mag
ara Falls and possibly even the Red
wood Falls; going over the dam pro
badly will be our pasttime now.
I'VE have made about $50 miles
SO far and we hope going will be bet
ter from now on as the river is moi
so winding as it was and the curren
is better. We leave tonight to con
tinue on our journey to st. Paul.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
MAY VISIT REDWOOD

Says The Gibbon Gazette: Zone
Of the Redwood tourists in thanking
the local club for the entertainment
accorded them made the statement
that Redwood Falls would never Wis
it Gibbon again unless Gibbon first
visits them. The local club is consid-
ering seriously accepting this invita-
ton and plans are being formulated
for two days tour sometime in the
near future which will include q Wis
it to Redwood Falls"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
BENSON AUTOS
COME SATURDAY


Rain stopped the Benson auto tour
which was due to reach Redwood to.
morrow.
DR.. Lyman received message
Monday saying the tour was post
poned from Tuesday to Friday.
This will bring the tourists into
Redwood Saturday. The ladies OF
the Methodist church will serve din.
ner for them in the church basement.
Members of the Redwood Auto club
will take the visitors out to Ramsey
park. 1t is expected that the tour.
lists will be here about two hours.
The committee is urging the citi.
zens to decorate their homes in hon.
or of the visit.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
ROSENDAHL SAYS
HE'S NO GUTTER
Rumor That He will Withdraw
From Sheriff Race Is
Denied
w. R. BARNES MAY GET I'M
Reported That Land Man
Plans to try for SchueIIer's
Job
W. R. BARNES MAY GET IN

Billy Rosendahl is in the sheriff
fight to stick.
ftwas rumored last week that he
would withdraw if M. S. Tolman of
Morgan were the nominee.
This he denies. you can say for
me. said Mr.. Rosendahl, that I
am in this fight to win::..and that I
shall stay by it until the last vote is
cast"
50 that should lay anothers ghost.
Will Barnes File?
Meanwhile it has been persistently
runaored that w. R. Barnes, the
land man. will take a hand in the
sheriff mix-up. Mr.. Barnes refuses
to confirm CIR deny this report.
It is said he will be a candidate by
petition after the primaries but there
are some contending that he will
make his debut as a Republican be-
fore the primaries. He has until
August % to file.
Might Stir Things Up
Mr.. Barnes is well known in the
county and if he should decide to shy
castor or two into the ring it is ex
pected he would make some noise be
fore the big show closed.
Reports a bit more favorableto M
s. Tolman have been coming init
the county seat lately. It is sale
that the east and south sides of tn,
county are strong for him. At an,
rate it is certain that some of the in
Auential politicians OF the count,
are boosting for him.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
TELEPHONES TIED UP
Crossed Wires Put Local Sys.
tenn To The Bad For
Several Hours

A short circuit at the local tele-
phone exchange late Thursday
caused a temporary suspension in
phone business.
In some manner two wires became
crossed. which set fire to the board
and mixed things SO hoplessly thatit
was necessary to employ expert tel
ephone men from the city to assist
in repairing the damage.
The men worked all night and sue
ceeded in getting things into shape
so that satisfactory service was re-
sumed the following morning.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
LEE OPPOSES
THIRD PARTY
Long Prairie Candidate Wants
Party Purified Not
Destroyed
STATE ISSUES ARE VITAL
Doesn't Believe National Cam
paiSn Should Overshadow
State Fight

Let the progressives force the
reactionaries out of the republican
party instead of abandoning the
party to them" says William E. Lee.
No third party organization in this
state for VIM. E. Lee, the Long
Prairie candidate for governor.
Mr.. Lee says:
rs it right that the personality of
a candidate for president should be-
come the sole issue in the state?
Would Have Backed Roosevelt
eff therepublican national conven-
ton at Chicago had been properly
organized and truly representative
of the sentiment of the republican
voters Of the country. and if it had
nominated Theodore Roosevelt for
president should have supported
him intellectually.
Not For Taft
Il am a progressive republican
candidate for the nomination of
governor on the republican ticket.
and / am making my campaign in
this state against such men and
methods as prevailed at Chicago. AS
soon as learned the action Of the
Chicago convention, / announced
that ] could not support Mr.. Taft.
Further than this, cannot go; and
/ have no advice to give to anyoneas
to how he shall vote on the presi-
.dency.
BOssism Doomed
eff thepresent divisionin the party
over the presidency had not come
about, the few remaining states
where bossism still exists would have
been redeemed; and, even yet, If we
keep our heads and do not make the
paramount issue" out of the ques-
ton of whom we are to support for
a single office in the nation, we car
win great victory for progressive
republicanism in the state and nation,
Proeressives May Win
Even in the nation, the progress
ssives can control if they see to it that
the right men are sent to congress
and we can save the senate and make
it progressive if we elect the legis'
latures, and if we control congress
we can compel any president toyield
to our demands.
eve. therepublicans of Minnesota
are not responsible for the national
situation and we ought not to take
the responsibility of assisting in any
act that may result in charging and
extending the troubles that have be-
fallen us, and making it more diff
cult to heal the breach.
Must Remain United
cit is far more important that we
remain united in the state and cleo
the right men to the legislature, anc
to the state and local offices, in order
to cleanse the party of bosses anc
political tricksters. and leave it il
the proper condition for continued
vigorous progress in the future"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23

According to James Garner, a
prosperous farmer near this city,
raising hogs is a profitable enter
prise. On Jane Is he had q swine
that weighed approximately 2.1OO
pounds. He fed buttermilk and
corn and on July Is learned they
had gained 1900 pounds. He sold
eight of the bunch Thursday at Z
cents. They weighed AS lbs.
Otto Melges returned from Chica-
go Sunday. He went down with
two cars Of chickens and one of eggs.
Miss Marie Goudy of Cannon
Falls is visiting at the home Of A. P.
Goudy.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-07-23
{. R. EMERSON is BOSS

A. H. Emerson who is to be a can
didate for re election as county at
tornev has appointed E. R. Emerson
as his campaign manager. Those in
Redwood Falls who claim to know
say E. R. Emerson is A. H. Ener-
sons wife. If so it is perfectly nat
ural she should be his campaign man.
ager. Other candidates in the state
have acknowledged their wives as
bosses.