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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-12

hhph bht Ell 10 dlc
D Ut as for that, the boys Of the
IL Mask and Wig were pretty
new, too. And when ] say they
were fresh, / don't mean what
You mean; ] mean they were not
stale, were bubbling over with
health, with fun and with keen de-
light in everything. There was
nothing mushy about "Miss Helen
OF Troy, written for the club,
which has been giving annual shows
Of the sort in Philadelphia for
twenty-seycn years, and has not
acted IN New York in two decades,
by Edwin NJ. Lavino, with music
by Charles Gilpin, both graduates
OF the Z. of p. Its scene was
Reno and its action always on the
whoop-hurrah. Indeed. more than
one of the Broadway managers and
professional critics assem- bled for
the first performance predicted a
regular production next season.
The Helen in the case is the dash
ing daughter Of a millionaire and
the Troy is the Pennsylvania town.
Helen (played by man who made
her truly beautiful and more de-
ceptivc as To sex than the nous
tachioed girl bandits in "Tags and
Tattcrs, - though happily he made
no attempt to treble the good tones
of his admirable baritone), was be
loved of numerous young men, in
cluding an ambitious librettist who
lourneyed TO Reno in order to in
terest prima donna, resident there
for divorce purposes. Unfortuu-
atcly. he interested her so much
she wanted to marry him. Further
more, Helen IS mother almost mar
ried her to French count. who
turned out to be the husband the
singer was at the moment trying
to drop legally. For as one of the
characters remarked: "The town
motto of Reno is separation with
out representation >,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-12

W 10 give Belasco credit for
4 Inc vigorous yerisimilltude
,a,. scene, which observes com
5,yta'pS Tor us with au accuracy
aTonfss that tickles us in the
,ue metropolitan hotel lobby
N The Woman, is not TO
nns Sliss Bradley S work, With
~, gentle. healthy sympathy
L..yno a sensitive aud intimate
.'sope OF our nation OF self
men and women, the author.
guided our fingers 10 the
" vital American nerve.
49,, more quiveriug story
70 rs through tho press than
y .ne wealthy senator or
~ lug. o. captain of finance,
,b,ss.' ,s'a'ed far above us and tri.
X, on the mountain OF mon
~ .n vsn enterprise and labor
-; ,I;assed, seeks TO set aside
|,,uSs Sss ,t Who struggled with him
mo ;, me years Of toil7 Who
Gtps,;ns nss not observed q simi,
XIm phoe pe nearer home?
As ,.s. ,seicy takes us to a city
M, n ~ Therc everything is
h dav, oo! beyond the formula.
n. lV, Daniel s. and Mary
Dunu n'uu'ctt ns ~ trorrigan and En-
ln ,ss married thirty wears.
Va uesamc his wife, Dan
n fab, dorado, 1t has been a
M Dsn;S.yI SIt a. the end Of thirty
"a suddaSn,, sdS, 5. becomes-some.
AassN sNasuly--a os very rich man,
''ais. b;a''i9p b;m o. more or less in.
iu,uhIan n' He deserts the old
q mans. home, building a
sss 1ens'on eo,, on in the city: he
,lh: he 1I;..aatously with men Of
,stiiorr listens cordially to the
q lis a., y, running for Cover,
,tsngesI sI'ats; Z; But Mary has
dmdeaa homcly. faithful
q with e, who has trndsed ~
.y iieps frnn fn through all the
w tbe ostoa,thc oa, thc Colorado cab
blsft 'ts steps become '.drHEe, strides
an uuaSnas nSf 5 lady she would
i Who r, i'sSs1sa; ! Sapp!;e.t, timi% aH5 lit, Fl,
,,Is.'ious anI "est kitchen. but il
.sSqoom. 'sa s, Inadequate in a
r''"' il. SS bot "H5sf tSs ii1tit IF il
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-12
. ROBABLY "Die Flcdermaus, -

I'd RORABLY "Die Flcdermaus, >"
Il in the original possesses a
clearer. fuller and more reasonable
plot; it hardly could have lived
through three decades with moth
ing more than we get here, How
over. the second act ia, muaically,
the bost: and the last is uproari.
ously funny because Of an irrelc-
want scene. played very comically
by Jack Hazard and, especially.
Frank Harrington. The rising Of
the curtain on dark stage discov-
crs the lone turnkey at about dawn
staggering about tbe warden s of
flee, waiting for bim. He has been
sitting up al night. consoling him
self with whisky. By the time his
chief arrives be can stand up only
with the greatest difficulty, But
that official has spent his night at
the masked ball, and turns up with
= bun Of only slightly less dimeu'
sions than his subordinate So we
have the ludicrous spectacle Of two
men with the blind staggcrs TRYING
10 conceal their condition from
each other. and fancylng they do
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-12
no you rccolloct "Die Fielder

N O you rccollect 'Die Fielder
~ maus?' It is not much
sung, except in German, nowadays,
though IT retained It's universal
popularity many years after Its
original production in 1873. And
YOU know the waltz, though you
may not know YOU know it, Every
one who has wnltzcd, does waltz,
or ever hopes to waltz, must know
the haunting rythms of 'Die
Flcdermaus. Miss Scheff, rather
oddly, has chosen the secondary
female role, assigning the part to
Hazel Cox, who sings and acts 1T
adequately, though with little dis
tinction, The character is that of
countess whose husband, for some
minor miSdemeanor, must go to
iail for eight days. The night Of
his departure her lover, whose
voice exercises an hypnotic in
tluence over her, comes TO dine.
making himself at home in the
husband s smoking Jacket. But the
count is not going TO prison until
morning, having slipped away TO
spend the evening at masked
ball. SO the impatient officers OF
tho law, mistakiup the lover for
the unfamiliar husband, hustle him
of despite his protests. There Gin
this version, anyway the plot ends
aud the entertainment begins!
The second act gets everybody to
the ball. somehow or other, and is
melodious with enough Strauss mu-
sic TO make one wish for more. Is
there really so little to the score'
And if so. why not add to itf |
am not asking for turkeytrot in
terpolatiou; but for something bor
rowed from other Strauss operas
Indeed. why not let Miss Scbeff
sing "The Beautiful Blue Dan,
uhe' itself? As it is, she has only
ono solo,
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w.uanr for many prosper
], ~ r~ou.6s this season, but wh'fn 81 Is
:, closed for the summer, - ossas ~ S
's,t tbe first Of the piayhouses
'NSsa.,d w ~ no its entrance FOR the
q ss'li lsaupily, a trial Of the future.
.sr ..rpss its wooden wall is
s IN largest lettering, an an,
nn.a, nn,ant of the date and play
:. sss antumnal reopenina: Sep
Nv, NJ II, "The Governor g
= !, be- Alice NJ. Bradley.
IA the young woman s first
~. but inasmuch as ! have ha1
y. h some of her unpublished
- - and have found it interesting,
.,iuI With literary facility and
s,.atistic with human under
l.Sisr and as it has been many
..r sluec David Belasco pro
- ANYTHING unworthy of atten-
8 | felt impatient to sec the
- Mere simultaneously with
A fsslinr the recollection came
"a ibpt Mr.. Bclasco. who moves
~ in all his enterprises, was
rai1r the drama on that very
IN IN Pbilsdelphis, for a few
al performances. So onto
d, m for the city of brotherly love
Futr'
ALgER much at variance with
I'M tAe taste of the times, Mr., BE
ips vans TO realize that the most
<,lhr pIsys al present are those
iaIps With everyday Americans,
ira face TO face With problem
-5,s.stic, moral, political, flnan-
h!-lEit might credibly confront
,s M ne. at any time and pre-
ntd al rs crisis in Surroundings
\ tonmonplsce and. indeed, un.
rrsiou.y familiar, AS 10 give cx-
|fnriipary poiguancy and realism
\ he dramatic issue,
0idE enough. the late James A.
fint with whom, In san Fran
ist. Mr.. Belasto WAS intimately
ixdsied, when both were ardent
Ink ambitious novices. was the
'li suthor 10 evolve this very
Htire type Of drama, though Den
[ M Thompson, Charles X. iloyt
~ Edward Harrignn helped mate
1llr 10 the movement. their ef-
40, however. being more scatter
nlstd and superficial than My.
ens'G In "Thc Music Master,
y fharles Klein, "Thc Easiest
ht' by Eugene Walter and
lh' Woman, by William c. de
lIk, Mr. Holasco. as producer,
H'ubuted three notable Instances
ihf native supernatiye drama,
r3 10 "Thc Governor 5 Lady he
" lurncl the tricl; again. ! have
heItstloD whatsoever in pre-.
''png an all-scason run for 1t
~ New York ,ces il. The pure.
pictorial novelty Of the last
vonld OF itself alone, carry
y Of much less interest and vi
NY. And mere We must appor-
= rore praise to Bclasco than TO
y tuhor.
ms Bradley calls hor drama a
Pay In three acts and an epi-
~ We're 1t not for the gen
Bclasco that "cpilogue'
'l nafe hecu nothing more than
ucal windinc.up act that SO
" sn'lclimayes four-aci drs-
bal liz suddenly ushcrs MS into
rlid' restaurant The quick
| LIZ emporium simply lives before
y eIettcrs. huStles. roars. The
,res'es shrick their fantastic
sr 10 shrill and nasal tones:
ash register rattIes and bangs
~ the clattcr Of thick dishes:
PICKS and sinknrs are cooked
Se our eyes, and the aroma Of
aW lloats across the footligbts
sHr uostrils.
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I'D OSSlBbi cGged on TO a taste
for travel and adventure by
my desperate dash to Philadelphia,
determined the next night to pen
citrate darkest Brooklyn, and there
see FRITZ Schcff in 1.-The Bat. - A
bat in Brooklyn certainly seems an
anomaly! However, | really had
soupder reason than that or than
the good one of travelling TO the
pole. if necessary, to get glimpse
Of the ever delightful Shifty
FRITZ. When, nearly a decade ago,
she deserted grand opera, she an
noupced an early translation of the
Richard Gcnee libretto. Then, the
other morning. | learned that while
New York will get the Johann
STRAUSS opera next season, it will
be in Gladys unGer s version called
Nightbirds, and bow current In
London; and the English company
will come over to present it. so
across the Brooklyn bridge I am
bled, with what the Immortal Will.
liam calls "all convenient speed.
And a glimpse Of FRITZ Scheff re-
warded ME.
Is there anyone on the stage to-
daY with quite the chic9 Is there
anyone with the piquancy? Is
there anyone who so happily com.
hines The cafe chautant sparkle Of
an Anna Held with the smartuess
and refinement OF a Marie Temp
cst' If there is, |, for one, have
never seen her.
7 wish | might be Lady Duff
Gordon long enough to describe her
gowns; but even then, I could only
tell YOU what she wore, not the
way she wore it, In the ballroom
scene. an unadorned. tight ftting
black silk dress. shot with sun
burst rays of rhincstoues, set OFF
her superb figure TO perfection.
There were no sleeves. and low
cut bodice. slightly built mp in the
front with band of white tulle.
revealed practically her entire bare
back TO the waist. A tall, volumi
nous, black aisrettc shot UP from
her mass Of dark hair. And the
only dash Of color was a huge pink
fan of ostrich feathers, which she
handled with the most graceful
lauguor imaginable. For the last
act Fritz added rose du Barry
cloak. lined and edged with soft,
gray fur; and . huge, black picture
hat. Quite the smartcst costume
have pNcr seen in lgi1t
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-12
/ ,,,ds Belasco S Latest
IChe Governor s Lady
p,,v of Alice M. Bradley Has Its Premier in
Philadelphia; Will Go to the Metropolis
in September.
By Eanderheyden Fyles
in September.

gray mouse, like the worm. Will
turn. Dan S political advisers work
on him snbtily and. finally, direct
". to rid himself of his incopven-
lent wife, The first proposition
that she divorce him simply stuns
her. But when it becomes com
mapd all the smoldering fire in her
soul flares up. In sustained out
burst of infuriated indignation
Mary paints a picture Of their
starved beginnings and OF their
wears Of mutual strife and depriva-
tiops that bows Daniel in shame.
Outraged, hurt. defiant, she leaves
him TO his miserable luxury and
ambitions. But they meet again at
Childs g. And there, across o plate
Of bot-cakes. they realize how
much more they are to each other
than all the power, dicnlties and
houors that the world can give.
And we leave the old folk reunit-
cd. happy in Arcadia in a bean
orVl
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his men capture three lovely girls,
masauerading as strolling min,
strels. When the Emperor of Aus.
tria captures the runaway and
would punish him. the most be-
witching of the girls reveals her
royal identity: she is. Of course.
the princess in the case | sup
pose the story is always new
know the girls are,
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Pointed Parauraphs.

Matrimony may be loves under
tnker.
Cheap advice is apt to be dear II
you act upon 1t.
Give 4 man half n chance and he
will uncover small Crouch.
There arc no tomorrows on the cal
endar of the man who does things.
Women have few bad habits be-
cause Of their funny ideas of what fun
is.
Women are apt TO turn up their
noses Mt things they can't under
stand.
A mans chief aim in life should be
to refrain from shooting off his
mouth.
It's all right to have n temper, but
It should never be used for cross pur-
poses.
Every wife thinks it's up to her to
act as her husbands guardian for the
purpose of keeping him from making
a bigger fool of himself than he natu-
rally is.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
The Mans the Man.


"The mans the man." my Barney
Says .
An Barney's newly married.
Hes the wan that knows the ways
The burdens should be carried.
Let the woman wear the grace
An pleasin' pranks o. beauty,
Yet be mindful of her place
An of her wifely duty:
By the crown within my hat,
The chief of all our riches.
I'll be king o. this an that,
An sure I'll wear the breeches:
Yes. an need be. can teach
The Spanish way o. walkin'i"
There's my Barney's manful speech
/ listen to him talkin'.
1.-THE mans the mani" my Barney
says,
An faith, my thoughts are Carried
Back TO wellremembered days
When I was newly married;
An there's wan that's lookin' down
Upon this house this minute,
Knows who was 1t wore the crown
The while herself was in IT,
Dull was, but plain as day
'Tis now I'm seeing through II,
How she let he have her way,
An sure I never knew IT:
Puffed wild pride as | could be
An struttin' round an squawkin',
MANS the mani" sez I an she
She listened to me talkin'.
IT. A DAILY.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
Vegetable Fiber for Shoes.

A Haverhill' tMass.) shoeman has
obtained patents giving him the right
to make vamps and tops of vegetable
fiber which he has invented and per-
fected to be used in the manufacture
of shoes. A few cases of shoes have
been made Of this material, which ap-
pears to be good substitute for
leather. The fiber is said to be par
ticularly adaptable for warm weather
wear because, being of woven ma
terial. air can penetrate the vamp and
top The inventor also claims that a
shoe made of this material is water
proof.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-10-11
Joke on His clerical Brother.

Two brothers named Chalmers. one
a minister and the other physician.
lived together in a western town. one
day a man called at the house and
asked for Mr.. Chalmers. The physi-
clan, who answered the door, replied:
Il am he"
You've changed considerably since
last heard you preach said the
man, who appeared greatly aston
ished.
''Oh, it's my brother you want to
see; he breaches and l practice"