New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-09-15

dr8n and was 10 be found where they
were TO be found. IL was pleasing 10 him
when the 4. =. II. voted to make all the
children of the members nephews and
nieces of the association.
Some one-heaven alone now knows who
Il was-said he had dream lie dreamed
Uncle Judd" was lost. and no one could
find him, because no one knew where the
children were Douglas Malloch. strong
and sturdy as the trees of which he
writes In verse. and with a mind as broad
az his philosophy OF life--which Is as broad
as the wide world-miXed with every little
gathering and big crowd. The muse CT
wit Is his steady companion, tipping bis
tongue with a wonderful humor. His eyes
penetrated a situation and combined with
his vocal organs to treat II ludicrously.
And there was, too, Fred" Schaeter,
OF San Francisco. He doesn't look like
A man who could convulse a country ana
vet when FIRED" was called on TO recite
one OF his connections so lovingly referred
to as amendments to McGuheys Thra
Reader those wearing glasses took them
off and made ready a handkerchief 20
that the tears OF laughter could DC more
easily wiped away.
Duncan w. Smith. who now owns Q
ma uer I'm Rockford. H., mOsied IN ana ou'
among the other visitors. flashing and
spsrkling. When he addressed gamer
ING at a bapuuet Dunk" said great deal
which created laughter without hitting
or,, subject matter. He can talk around
and get further away from a subject thah
any other man in the game
Then, too, Edwin A. oliver was 10 DC
counied in. Many humcrists own auto
mobiles. but Oliver was the only one VINO
wished 70 show his. With Colonel w. j.
hampton he set out from the business
Office of THE Yonkers Statesman
wherein he originated the Conversations
Joke and has since pcrpetrated some
eighty thousand OF them-with the head
lights set due north and the odor OF gaso-
,o,,e 6rifting due south. OF course, they
were late. but their eventual presence
con,nensated for their hardness. They
taunted merrily about, shedding streams
OF sunshine
They were all supposed to be uproar-
iously funny. but the fact was not no
ticeable until one caught sight OF the
watch fob bearing the organizations In
sigma. When this was noted, every one
smiled
That the columns OF the papers have
scintllated this week is wonderful. All
went home with their digestive organs out
OF killer. There was an influx OF pan
ouets. Not a day passed without one;
some days had two. On Monday IT was al
Walkervilie, Of which the rest Of the
world is a suburb. On Tuesday the city
OF Detroit banqueted the grin growers
al Belle Isle, and in the evening, at the
Detroit Club. the humorists were guests
OF Il. d. Stair and Philip II. Mcmillan
OF THE Free Press" the women having
luncheon and visit to the Temple
Theatre.
on Wednesday everybody travelled ~
miles, to Battle Creek, TO see breakfast
food made and to take part in luncheon
and a banquet. Although the special
trains made good time. Detroit was not
regained until o'clock next morning.
Mount Clemens showing the actual bath
taken by C.. Francis Murphy, was visited
via motor boat, by way Of Lake ST. Clair
and the Clinton River. There the bust
ness men OF Mount Clemens gave ban
ouet TO the writer's. on Friday came two
banquets, the first, after delightful
automobile ride. at the country home OF
Mr.. Flanders, as guests Of the Automo-
bile Dealers Association; the second be-
ing the annual banquet OF the club, AZ
the HEADQUARTERS I'm the evening. And
,hen on Saturday, came another eat
fest at the Detroit Motor Boat Club,
under the care OF W. Il. scripps, of THE
p.troif News