Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-09

Away trossl rrp=. tt. s.sd / KNOW,
5lr parting xiii c@ .astsr when
You've comic AID paid me hack that.
.sy-
soPEEN TIME
There ts TIL. .ck~a for To pay rer.s
ncthinI ranch thaI h. 1oa. say,
Ffia language IL Ir1rleaa@-
20 dangerous ~ he rhi. DAY the reia-
r.res al scAY away
Excitement IL Sntense
IT j.. II .rfca- 10 Doubt Of Il. TO eai the
places wh~re thy fit
They cuae IN various .EEes
rlaNea q picture ~EI11l- gate 5r
enerk-rs .~ena Almighty s.zr~-
Ets 70 full % surprfs~~-
fr ~ a czs@ of cg.@s and sree 1n..tI a.
last ~ gets am set
Ard ta4a finds srleg - all w-ung
Ind rhen ha digs coea IN afz .-ans and
Para -osae NAN 10 Aslx cl3=
Md lises 4 glad sweet sna,-
LITTLE HOUSEHOLD INFE
L%FcETIES-
los 80 Yor. s1 a1.e- I know where
Eoa nGr the ecrewdrlver last fall when
oG. took the s.rsen fa~es e1gwa Ma
= helpless creatures z suppose n~x-
i-Frlng you VIII ~ asking me wtl~re
ytfsi ,L.L LIE -sE"-l f!EitEs-
MayFa-- on rF7e sT.l-ars. il vow
wear that hat 10 church ia a 1sap"I-
and =. trip e0wa The river sor aaIa-. I
simply cant stand by and a-@r cr-rrl
All. aacg1t IT.
:. That cut glass o@rryEeN is no plsses-
for yoGr r9ic~ and cooa.eem4 EFer1@r.
you've got 10 CUT out smoking or There
- going 20 BE- ore .aree. I0rs ~n-A4EifuI
divorce IN this farnt1y-
a FEW BRoMIDTc REMARKS
The operation Was slerrsstul- but
he dl~9 from the shock
a friend did enns. and 7 lid rru.-
him. 7 Enst nv friend and mis- custom.
The brave frs ledsttss soor Fad tn.
angry elements under contr-G~
There ars three doctors TN the case
and the patient ta ..ofax A. SssI as
.ou.d BE- expected under th@ cir-uN-
stances
Would o like to have ysasr PACK
hge sent or vii you tzEA ii wfcn you .
,,,': 2 that furnace anyhow
Sorry We sven' got that. madam.
but here Is something Just as good
Sugar in your coffee. sir
Veg. ] Viii call around GONE e1v and
take . out for a rlde-tust az soon
AS 1T warns up a little. Pretty cold
non, you know"
j ~ = !.S 80
To ask u man how much his suit cost.
/. To take d suitcase when going into
"a dry country.
To throw the alarm clock out OF the
window.
TO long for the piece % beefsteak
that has the round bone in it.
To cat miskmelon the old fashioned
wav. like playing a mouth organ.
To eat about three more pancakes
than YOU can stand.
To acquire a sudden headache when
invited To q dress-up dinner party.
To look at the cards on the flowers
at "a funeral.
To speak about the trip YOU took to
Europe.
To walk off with the grip FUN of
hotel stationery.
MEMS FASHION HINTS.
rease in trousers will run north
and south as usual this season.
Panama hat Of worlds fair vintage
can be made to fit the present sea
sons style by placing 1t under a road
roller on some street Improvement Job.
Blue will be II very appropriate col
or this season, especially for ultimate
The socks are very wildly illus
.trated this eeasOn. the color schemes
Gf III two-for-a-qnarter brands being
particularly attractive.
Ny Ship
A rumnr ran thrO' the seaside town,
And came at last to me,
That riding safe inside the bar
Ny ship was home from sea.
Heavy had weighed the weary years
While she outrode the blast.
And ! hurried down thro' the little town
To claim my own at last.
The townsmen laughed at my easerness
Both wealth and fame now could claim.
For thee long had sought.
Upon the quay stood and stared:
Was this the ship for me?
She did not ride the swelling tide
AS when she put to sea.
Her hull was scarcely more than hulk.
Battered by seas accurs'd.
Her sails were torn. her rigging worn.
The storms had done their worst.
Upon the deck the skipper stood,
And gaunt and gray was he.
Tho old and worn / could nave sworn
The skipper o like me-.
What has my ship brought home?" !
S cried.
How much Of wealth and fame?"
Az this ne shook his hOary head.
Hut never a word there came.
For thee there's naught of fame and
gold"
The skipper answered me.
''Rut safe on board liz richer hoard
That I've brought bach from sea"
And tho the man looked gaunt and gray,
He seemed quite free from care.
] wondered what he'd brought me home
Than wealth and fame more rare.
MAY what I've saved from sea- he said.
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