The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-04-28
Seats OF the
Naughty
Being the Gloomy Story of
a Travelling Snowman
By O. HENRY
Copyright, 1901. by the Mcclure
company.
Copyright. 1857. by the Mcclure
company.

have found out our Bombay of the
west. and few be their trails that do
not lead down Broadway on their jour-
ney for to admire and for to see.
If chance should ever lead you near
a hotel that transiently shelters some
one Of these splendid touring grandees.
/ counsel you to seek Lucullus Polk
among the republican tuft hunters that
besiege it's entrances.
l first saw Mr. Polk coming down
the steps of the hotel at which sojourn-
ed his highness the gaekwar of Baro-
da. most enlightened of the Mahratta
princes, who of late ate bread and salt
in our metropolis of the occident.
Lucullus moved rapidly as though
propelled by some potent moral force
that imminently threatened to become
physical. Behind him closely follow
ed the impetus-a hotel detective.
Safe on the sidewalk, Lucullus Polk
turned and shook freckled fist at the
caravansary, and, to my joy, he began
to breathe deep invective in strange
words:
Rides In howdahs, does her" he
cried loudly and sneeringly. rides
on elephants in howdahs and calls
himself prince! Kings-yah! Comes
over here and talks horse till you
would think he was a president and
then goes home and rides in a private
dining room strapped on to an e;e-
plant"
l murmured a few words of sympa,
thy.
"The last one I sold,' continued the
displeased one. was to that three
horse tailed Turkish pasta that came
over a year ago. Five hundred dollars
he paid for it, easy"
As soon as Lucullus Polk got cool
enough l picked him up. and with no
greater effort than you would employ
in persuading a drowning man to
clutch Il straw. inveigleu him into
accompanying me to cool corner in a
dim cafe.
And it came to pass that men sery
ants set before US brewage, and Lucul-
lus Polk spake unto me. relating the
wherefores of his beieaguering the
antechambers of the princes of the
earth.
ibid you ever hear Of the S. A. and
A. P. railroad in Texas? Well, that
don't stand for Samaritan Actors Aid
Philanthropy. ] was dewn that way
managing summer bunch Of the gum
and syntax chewers that play the
!idlewild parks In the western ham,
lets. OF course we went to pieces
when the soubrette ran away with a
prominent barber Of Beeville. ! don't
know what became of the rest Of the
company. believe there were some
salaries due. and the last saw Of the
troupe was when told them that 43
cents was all the treasury contained.
say never saw any Of them after
that, but heard them for about twen-
ty minutes. / didn't have time to look
back. But after dark I came out Of
the woods and struck the 8. A. and
A. P. agent for means Of Transports
tion. He at once extended to me the
courtesies Of the entire railroad. kind
~ warning me, however. not to get
aboard any Of the rolling stock.
about 10 the next morning steps
off the ties into village that calls
itself Atascosa City. bought thirty
cent breakfast and a ten cent cigar
and stood on Main street jingling the
three pennies in my pocket-dead
broke
"All of sudden. while 1 was stand
ing on the edge Of the wooden side
walk, down out of the sky falls two
fine gold watches into the middle of
the street. One hits chunk Of mud
and sticks. The other falls hard and
files open. making fine drizzle of lit
tie springs and screws and wheels. |
looks up for a balloon Or an airship:
but. not seeing any. steps off the
sidewalk to investigate.
But hear couple OF yells and see
two men running up the street Ia leath-
er overalls and high heeied boots and
cartwheel hats. One man Is six or
eight feet high. with open plumbed
joints and heartbroken cast of coun-
tenance. He picks up the watch that
has stuck in the mud The other man.
who is little. with pink hair and white
eyes. goes for the empty case and says.
i win Then the elevated pessimist
goes down under his leather leg hol-
sters and hands handful of twenty
dollar gold pieces to his albino friend.
1.-The little man hustles away with a
kind of Swiss movement toward jew
elry store The heartbroken person
Stops over and takes telescope view
of my haberdashery.
g 'Them's mighty slick outfit of ha. !
biliments you hare got on. Mr.. Man.
says he. 1'll bet boss you never ac-
quired the right. title and interest in
and to them clothes in Atascosa City
why. no. says |. being ready
enough to exchange personalities with
this moneyed monument of malancho-
". i had this suit tailored from a spe-
cial line of coatericks. vestures and
paintings In ST. Louis. Would you
mind putting me saile.' says I. 'on this
watch throwing confesty