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The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The man who talks the loudest this month is the.man in whose thermometer the mercury sinks the lowest There are no zero thermometers. however, this side of Nashville.
 H-s.- The names of Bryan and Roosevelt have been placed on the Nebraska official bal lot. and those extremely modest men will have to stand the publicity involved.
 
 The Senate Investigating committee will have the hardihood to report that stephen sons S1O7,OO0 was wasted-that it did not influence single legislator.
 -------s---- In19 years Edison says horses will have disappeared from Chicago. He should in all kindness have allowed the horses an other year.
  A new association of the large colleges of the south is to be formed. The uni verslty and Auburn will no doubt be asked to join it | Texas should be requested to either keep it's cold waves or else send them in an- other direction. Dixieland has had enough of them. | 1 Tie old gallery gods now go to moving picture shows, and the theatres have no adequate critics present at each perform anee.
  President Suns inauguration is said to have been dignihed and impressive. The Orient takes the new departure seriously. The marriage of Lillian Russell will tie the score between her and Nat Goodwin, four to four in the tenth inning
  Of the 26 presidents IA have been renomi- mated, and nine elected. One in three has drawn a second term. --s.------ The surface of the earth is titing. Some attribute the change to Roosevelt and some to LaFolette. The fellow who empted the cash box in lunch wagon is to be indicted for larceny a la carte.
  The I<londike wants more reindeer and more yaks, both of which are at home in polar weather. | 1 The weather is none too cold for the lady who got new set of furs on Christ mas Day.
  | Porch climbing and porch sleeping are both discouraged by the prevailing weather
 Rhode Island leads the list when 1t comes to percentages of foreign born pop ulatlon.
 The snows of yesteryear are lying seven feet deep all along the Rocky mountains.
  The walters say that if tips are to go decent wages must be ushered in.
 
 The warm seats in the street cars are soon filled at the present time.
  This is seed time and harvest to the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The Senate Investigating committee will have the hardihood to report that stephen sons S107,OOO was wasted-that it did not influence single legislator!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10
GABY,s sHEKELs.

After q brief sojourn in this country, during which she appeared on the stage for IS weeks at salary of lS40O0 week., Gaby Delys will sail this month for home, accompanied by the substantial sum Of S50,o00. She claims to have cleared that much and she probably tells the truth. If Manuel were on friendly terms with Gaby, as the former king of Portugal is said to have been at one tine about now would be the psychological moment to solicit loan by cable.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

TAKING A MEAN ADVANTAGE. Notice that hollow-cheeked dyspepticI over there having lunch of milk and crackers?"
 'Yes. Poor devil!'' Lets sit down by him and order mince pie, just to see him shudder.'
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The names of Bryan and Roosevelt have been placed on the Nebraska official bal lot. and those extremely modest men will have to stand the publicity involved.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Of the 26 presidents IA have been renomi- mated, and nine elected. One in three has drawn a second term.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10
OH, HYMENi

The groom Is a successful physician ot Henrietta, young gentleman of splen.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10
HIS TURN.

The married man at Christmas time Is handed out his share; His wife keeps smuggling LID so close She shoVes him off his chair
 Houston Post. But afterward when he comes home, All lit up like a torch, She gives him Hail Columbia" And shoves him off the porch.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Texas should be requested to either keep it's cold waves or else send them in an- other direction. Dixieland has had enough nf thern
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

did worth and brilliant promise, for he is endowed by birth and training with all those noble impulses in winsome traits that adorn true manhood The bride is lady of wondrous fascination and re- linarkable attractiveness, for with man. ners as enchanting ais inc wand of siren and a- disopsitioh4as sweet as the odors of flowers and spirits as joyous IS the c2roliings of birds and mind as bril- liant as those glittering tresses that adorn the brow ef winter. and with heart as pure as dewdrops trembling in coronet of violets. she will make the home of her husband d paradise of enehantment like the lovely home of her girlhood where the heaven-toned harp of marriage, with its chords of love and devotion and fond endearments sent forth the sweetest strains Of felicity that ever thrilled the senses win the rhythmic pulsings of ee- stauc rapture. re.-Charlotte (ky) chrons icle. 7+st
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

A new association of the large colleges of the south is to be formed. The uni- versity and Auburn will no doubt be asked fn join IL
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

No communication will be published without it's authors name. Rejected manuscript will not be returned unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10
ANOTHER's OFF

He made a resolution
 On January first, But soon succumbed. By drink benumbed.
 A victim of his thirst.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

President Suns inauguration is said to have been dlgnified and impressive. The Orient takes the new departure seriously.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Rhode Island leads the list when 1t comes to percentages of foreign born pop ulatlon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The surface of the earth is tilting. Some attribute the change to Roosevelt and some to LaFollette.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The marriage of Lillian Russell will tie the score between her and Nat Goodwin, four to four in the tenth inning.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Paris. according to some of the mana gers. The Bal Tabarin, the Moulin Rouge, the Rat Mort, Maxims have been represented in quite a score of what-the- people-want shows recently. Heroines have been 'queens'' of one redlight cafe or another. ladies of high degree tempors sriy Associated with habtues, or school girls out for a lark in Montmartrel Drunkenness has been made to serve the ends of comedy and lewd dances have furnished the proverbial mice young peri sonI with entertainment of a sshocklng 1 Kind and bored and disguste1 a propor4 ton of more worldly seekers for amused ment quite respectable in numerica strength. Many of the musical comedies of this type have been tuneless and tonei less, pointless and without much advan1 tage over the circus ring in the matter of comedy. Some of them have disoovf cred capable composers of music and writers of 'books" and lyrics figuring as idealizers of the underworld of Paris which, in req! life, is very little different
 from that of any other city in the west err, hemisphere. It's most insistent ana
 persistent notes are the clinlx of casE and the vacuous laughter of the intoxi
 cated tourists whose money makes Max
 inns go, and likewise a majority of thu other internationally known Paris cafe
 where followers of "the man fror
 Cooks" pay two prices for champagnf divide it with cappers for the establish ment and think that they are ''seelni life" in a gay metropolis. ;
 It would be interesting to knoS whether a singing comedian" whose lai bors are interrupted, possibly ended, bi illness. ruminates upon the various chan acters she has portrayed and feels glaf that some of them at least have contrib
 uted to light entertainment, somethin.l which the public remembers more kindl than it does the faithful portrayals ( drunken cocottes in midnight scenes dives whose interiors are displayed fo no higher purpose tha nto amuse tn empty minded and the prurient E
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The fellow who emptied the cash box in a lunch wagon is to be indicted for larceny a la carte.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Z E. Morgan. ". G. Wharton and George McMasters are the only author ized travelling representatives Of The Age-Herald in it's circulation depart ment
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Tie old gallery gods now go to moving picture shows, and the theatres have no adequate critics present at each perform
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The <londike wants more reindeer and more yaks, both of which are at home in polar weather.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The snows of yesteryear are lying seven feet deep all along the Rocky mountains
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The walters say that if tips are to go decent wages must be ushered in.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The warm seats in the street cars are soon filled at the present time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The weather is none too cold for the lady who got a new set of furs on Christ mas Day
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Porch climbing and porch sleeping are both discouraged by the prevailing weather.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

This is seed time and harvest to the plumber.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The man who talks the loudest this month is the.man in whose thermometer the mercury sinks the lowest There are no zero thermometers, however, this side of Nashville.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, bostoffice as second-class matter under Bet of Congress March 8, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-10

The death of Antony Is not a single doom; fin the name lay A moiety of the world.
 Antony and Cleopatra.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
WISCONSIN BUTTER WINNER
Badger Product Gains Silver Trophy
in Contest With Iowa, Illinois,
Minnesota and Michigan.

Madison.--For a third time Wis
consin buttermakers have won the
Creamery Journal silver trophy for
highest scoring butter, and now the
trophy comes permanently in the pos
session of the Wisconsin Butter Max
ers' association. In 1910 the Cream
cry Journal, one of the foremost
dairy publications of the middle west
offered the trophy, a masterpiece of
the eilversmith art, to the dairy
ASSOCIATION showing the highest
score of butter by any member of
any state association, with Iowa,
Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan and In
diana as chief competitors. Wiscon-
sin won the trophy last year when
at the annual meeting at Fond du
Lac with las entries it showed
score of 92.9. The next year at La
Crosse with 175 entries the score was
1921, which was again winner, and
now, with the record made up for
1912, comes the third victory from
the Green Bay meeting, where, with
155 specimens, the score was 93.13,
and SO Wisconsin again shows its
leadership.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
MARKET REPORT.
Milwaukee, March u. 1912.

Niii -ilA vi -
Butter-Creamery. extras, soc;
prints, sic; firsts, 26 @2Sc; seconds,
23@25c; renovated, 25 Q26c; dairy
fancy, 25c.,
CheeseLAmerican, full cream,
Twins, lie; daisies, new, II OF &C.;
Young Americas, II Y 01Sc; long
horns, 19c; Swiss, Is U17l@c.
Eggs-Current receipts fresh as
to quality, 1S@19c; recandled, ex-
tras, 22@23c; seconds, Is % Ice.
Live Pcultry-Fowls, 49, ac; roos-
ters, Sc; springers, Ii &c.
Potatoes-Wisconsi sacked, on
track, 1.0O01.O5.
Hay-No. timothy, 21.oo; clio
yer, 1850; No. l prairie, 1850.
Wheat-No. l northern, 10 q
1.12; No. 2 northern, 100 a
1.1OR; No. northern. 1.O4 q LOT.
Corn-No. 3, yellow, 6712c.
Oats-No. white, 53c; standard,
5324c.
Barley-Wisconsin, 1913; No. 2,
1.29; No. 4, 1.24.
Cattle-Butchers' steers, 5000
SIS; heifers, $40 525; cows,
3.75 5.25; feeders, $500 400:
Calves, 5.25 @700.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers, $50
"a 6.65; fair to best light, 6,25 q
6.45; pigs, 5.00@5.75.
Sheep-Lambs, 5000 600; ewes.
3.0003.75.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

lily, but l tell them of my good friend,
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and that there will be no back
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ever without it in the house.
81 will say also that think there il
no better medicine to be found for young
girls. My eldest daughter has taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for painful periods and Irregular
ity, and it has helped her.
II am always ready and willing to
speak good word for Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. tell every
one | meet that | owe my health and
happiness to your wonderful medicine.
Mrs. ]. G. JOHNSON, Scottville, Mich,
RID. 3.
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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contains no narcotics or harmful drugs,
and today holds the record of being the
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known
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
STUDENTS USE BAD ENGLISH
Majority of University Glasses Badly
Mispronounce Common Words,
Declares Teacher.

Madison-That there is serious
mistake somewhere in the education
of university students when they can
graduate, majoring in English, and
be unable to pronounce correctly
tWenty-eight out of fifty words in
common usage was the assertion OF
Miss G. E. Johnson of the depart
ment of public speaking at Wisconsin
before one of her classes. Miss John
son recently gave quiz to her class
of some forty students, and out of
that number there We're only three
who did satisfactory work Some of
the words which were badly mispro-
nounced were: Alternately, consum-
mate, disputant, harass, indicatory,
Jocund, lyceum, museum, obligatory,
resourse, research, mustache, i'm
pious, contemplate, apropos.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Wisconsin News Briefs.

Madison.-For the first time since
its establishment two years ago there
are no rabies patients taking the
treatment for the prevention of by
prophobia at the state hygienic lab
eratory at the university. A total
of 213 persons bitten by mad dogs
have been treated at the laboratory.
Each patient is given the Pasteur
treatment at cost by the university.
which is about S25. As a charge of
approximately $100 is made for the
treatment at any of the private Pas
teur Institutes. each patient was
saved SIS, and the total sum saved
the 2l3 citizens of the state who
have taken the treatment since the
establishment of the laboratory is
$15,975.
Richland Center.--While hauling
wood from the top Of high bluff.
east of this city, Arthur Fish drove
near the brink of an old stone quarry
and team and load went over the
edge, killing both horses and smash
ing the sled to splinters. Fish saved
himself from falling by catching a
.ree.
Marinette.-Arthur Kruger has
filed suit for $4,000 damages against
Fl. Hartwig, charging Islander. II is
asserted that Hartwig charged Krue-
ger with the burning of Hartwig's
single mill. Kruger also owns q
single mill, and intense rivalry ex-
listed between the two.
Madison.-An unknown man. aged
about 80, was found dead in freight
car in the Northwestern yards with
his throat cut and a razor in bis
hand.
Green Bay.--A strong suffrage
league has been formed for Brown
county with headquarters in this city.
The president is Mrs. Herbert Knox
treasurer, Mrs. G. Barkhausen; sec
rotary, Mrs. Rex McCreery; vice
pres'i dents. the Mines j. T. Pbillips.
f. T. Blesch, X. Il. Mlnehan.
Madison. 1.-THE season of electrical
storms being close at hand. Fire Mar
shat purtell has issued a warning adj
gising property owners to place light
ning rods on buildings. The records
show that from 1905 to 1912 there
were los lightning losses on
churches.
Sparta, john Phonish, under SEN
.nnce for attempted murder. and
John Crowley, under sentence for
forgery. broke jail here and escaped
The two men opened three locks with
teys they had made out of wood.
Neenah. - Neenah- Menasha have
Oeen stirred by the proposed plan
20 build an interurban line along the
.ast shore OF Lake Winnebago he.
ween the Twin cities and Fond du
ac.
Deerfield Lara ID. Rekye. aged
~ the oldest Norwegian emigrant
In Wisconsin, Is dead His widoy
ano three daughters survive
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
FAIR PREMIUMS TO SCHOOLS
Board of Agriculture Sends Out List
Calling At IGNITION to Cash
Prizes for Pupils.

Madison.-Secretary ]. c. Mac
kenzie of the state board of agri-
culture has begun sending out prem
ium lists for the educational depart
ment for the state fair. Copies are
sent to all county and city super
intendents as well as school prnci-
pals, together with letter calling
attention to the wide range of school
work covered and the fact that the
cash awards are of sufficient import
ance to make them worth while to
the children.
Premiums are offered in nine
classes covering all varieties OF
schools and all grades. Altogether
more than 1000 is offered in cash
for exhibits in the department.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Mixed the Orders.

, local doctor once sent his man
with box of pills 10 patient, and a
hamper containing six live pullets to
be left at the house Of a friend. Tn
luckily the messenger bungled over
his errand, and took the hamper to
the patient and the pills to his mas
ter'S friend Imagine the consterna-
ton of the patient on receiving along
with the fowls the following prescrip-
ton:
Two OF these to be swallowed
every half hour"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
NO BOARD RULE AT MI NASHA
Proposition to Establish Commission
Form Of Government SHOWED
Under" b. Big Majority.

Menasha. - Commission govern
ment was slugged, wallopcd, smitten,
annihilated, at the special election
here, the vote against the commission
government being 6SS, while only SO
votes were registered in favor of the
plan. This represents about one
third OF the voting strength Of the
city. Although Appleton, seven
miles distant, has for some time past
given Menasha an example of the
practical operation Of the commission
form of government, Menasha did not
take kindly to the idea.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
coun.crfeiter Gets stlH Sentence.

William Fink, a Brooklyn, ~ Y, dealer
In drugs. was sentenced by the New York
Court OF SneCial Sessions, to imprisun-
ment in the penitentiary at hard labor,
for four months. The charge was coun-
terfeiting the trademark for Carter's Lit
tie Liver Pills, in violation of the penal
law.
The Carter Medicine Company detected
the counterfeit before any quantity OF the
spurious goods had been placed upon the
market. In sentencing Fink, Judge Deuel.
laid special stress upon the injury done to
the public when remedy so well known
as Carters Little Liver Pills is counter
feited and put on the market. He i'm
posed the sentence not only az the prop
or punishment of Fink himself but In or
der to deter others from the commission
of like frauds IN the future.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Fail to Reach a Verdict.

Rhinelander Following dis
agreement by the jury, Harry l..
Smith, charged with killing his child,
is being held without bonds pend
ing new trial. He Is alleged to
have split the baby's skull with
Ratchet which he threw at a rent col.
lectOr
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

Madison.-The Missouri capitol
commission here to inspect the new
Wisconsin statehouse, learned among
other things that the dome of the
entire sum given the SHOW me" com
mittee to build the Missouri CAPT
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Veteran Conductor Suicides,

Green Bay.---Frank Sweeney, so
years, one Of the best known con
ductors on the Superior division Of
the Northwestern road, committed
suicide here by shooting himself In
the head with a rifle.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Shin Giant Timbers.

Couderay oak and pine
timbers, nothing less than Is inches
square at the top end and up to AZ
feet long, with as much as 400
feet to a stick, are being loaded here
for the English government, which
will use them as ship timbers.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
MOTHER Of
LARGE FAMILY
Tells How She Keeps Her
Health Happiness For
Those Who Take
Her Advice.
Scottville, Sich. -"I want to tell you
how much good Lydia E. Pinkham' Veg

etabieCompounda and
Sanative Wash nave
done me. / live on q
farm andhaveworked
very h ard. / am
forty-f years old,
and am the mother
of thirteen children.
Many people think
it strange that l ana
not broken down
with hard work and
the care of nv FAM
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Former Badger Dies in West.

Santa Monica, Cal Robert a. Ba-
ker, former Chicago and Fond du
Lac banker, a pioneer OF Wisconsin,
who came to this state after his re-
tirement from active business, 10
dead after prolonged illness.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

adison.--NQmlnation papers OF
Frank A Ross, candidate for re-elce,
ton as circuit judge of the Eleventh
district, have been filed with the sec.
rotary of state.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Five Nearly Asphyxiated.

Fond du Lac. MIR. and Mrs Abra-
ham Jarvis and their three children
narrowly escaped death by asphyxia-
tion when their home became filled
with coal gas from a heating stove
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

The woman who cares for clean,
wholesome mouth, and sweet breath,
will find Paxtine Antiseptic JOY for
ever. At druggists, 25c box.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
A Cruel Thrust,

He-Old age has no terrors for me.
She-lt needn't have If it's true
that brainy men live long
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

Som, men make matters worse If
they try to explain.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

Most human maladies arise from wrong
dieting. Garfield Tea gives immediate relief.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Chicago, March II. 1911.

NHlCdSO, WdTtN II, IJIl,
Cattle-Beeves, 5.OOQ8.5O; stock
ers and feeders, 40OQ6.30; COWS
and heifers, 2.2006.70; calves.
5.50@775.
Hogs-Light, 630@655; heavy,
$50 @660; rough, 6.30Q6.40; pigs
4.20@6.35.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14
Minneapolis, March IL, 1912.

Wheat-No. l. hard, 1.0Sa No
l. northern, los 4 No. 9, northern
106 "A; Corn-No. 3, yellow, CSC
Oats-No. 3, white, soc. Rye-No
2, S7Ac.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

If market hogs are your speciality
your aim is of course to produce from
your brood sows as large a number
of strong, healthy pigs as possible
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

It's the contrariness of her sex that
induces woman to agree with man
Just when he doesn't want her to-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BRONO Qulniue Tablets
Druggists refund money II IL fails TO cure. l.. W.
GROW y signature Is on each box. 2Jc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

Offering to bet tnat you are right is
IA poor kird of argument
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

Keep The hogs we'll bedded on cold
nights and provide sufficient shelter
for them SO they will not be inclined
to crowd each other too much.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

unrealized Idyl Of King.
King Arthur had just invented the
round table.
Can you invent bureau that a
mans wife will let him have two
drawers Off" we asked.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-14

Winter dairying provides more care
and better feeding, but il also comes
at a time when it is possible to give
this care and feeding.