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Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
2NIX AUCTION HOUSE

PHOENIX AUCTION HOUSE - Sales every Saturday at 1 D. m. Farm and live stock sales a spe- cialty. and we get the high cash prices. w. w. Hutchison. W. H. Patrick, clerk S27 w Washington. Overland 1895 If
 HAVING DISPOSED of my resi- dence, I shall offer, at auction, on Thursday June ?, 1912. at 1:30 P. NJ, the following articles: 1 solid oak din
 ing table. 6 oak chairs, dressers, 1 book case, l buffet, hallstand. 1 Will . ton velvet rug, 10X14, 3 crux rugs, : rockers, 10 chairs 1 sanitary couch, 1 extension table, shirtwaist boxes. 1 zinc covered kitchen table, 7 cots, 1 electric fan, 3 trunks. tools and tool box, ] lawnmower, i 9-fOot stepladder, l sewing machine, l music box, ? tables. 1 chiffonier, l typewriter, and stand. l book shelf dishes, 1 gas plate, brass preserving kettle garden tools, 1 wheelbarrow, dozen laying hens, 1 mirror kitchen utensils, jelly glasses. garden hose, l complete set century dictionary, up-to date and l crokinole board. l.. N Jesunofsky, owner 1219 NO. central Ave. ATlZOnd RuCllOn & Development Co, B W. Getsinger, AuctiOneer. If
 AUCTION SALE-Of high grade furniture at 1150 F. Washington St, Tuesday, June p, p. m. sharp. Brass beds, springs, mattresses, sideboar1, dining table, kitchen tables, 12 dining and kitchen chairs, wood and coal range, refrigerator, cCmmodes, kit chen cabinet, rockers. fine iressers, Indian curios, heating stove, dishes, cooking utensils, dozen laying hens, other things too numerous to mention. Bring anything to this sale you want sold. Frank s. Burgess. owner. c. c. McMurtry, auctioneer. w w. Dean. clerk tt
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
For Sale-Houses

BUY NOW. New Broom house and lot. $550 00 house and lot. ... $375.O0 4 Room house and lot. ... $700. .00 Small payment down. brick, good. shade, lawn and roses, with six large lots, in northeast part of city-owner must sell-price, for ten days $3b0V.O0
 FRED JACOBS, Basement Phoenix National Bank.
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Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

FOR SALE OR RENT-By owner: In Los Olives, one and one-half story bungalow, facing east, on Indian School car line; 6 large rooms and bath; ample porches, large basement; downstairs finished in quartered oak; lot S5x300, with ' acres of pasture adjoining. Dr. John A. Lentz, corner First Ave and Adams. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

FOR SALE-Modern six-room brick cottage. Fine corner lot on Indian school car line. Lots of shade, beauti- full lawn and hedge. Barn and nice chicken pen s360O. Reasonable terms
 See owner 924 N. 3rd street. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
SMELLING & SON. AUCTIONEERS

Sells live stock. Sells furniture. Sells wagons, harness. Sell everything, cor. First and Monroe streets. Phone 1870 Overland We have the crowd, and get the prices. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
Announcements
Special Notices

NOTICE-See the new 1912 Excelsior Motor cycles. The perfect motor. Belt or chain drive. Pioneer Cycle Co., 132 No. 1St Ave. If
 VAPOR BATHS-Vibrator and mag netic treatments. Apartment 5. Ho1- land House. Cor. 1st Ave. and Van Bu- ren St, Phone Overland 1883.
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
For Sale-Miscellaneous

FOR SALE-Household furniture. 139 North Twelfth Ave. Overland 2131.
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Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

FOR SALE-Fine Chickering piano cheap; see it and make offer. 2016 W. Jefferson
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
Wanted-Help Male

WANTED-Man that understands picking fruit. Hall Bros. al
 WANTED-A man with newspaper experience willing to invest $500 in splendid proposition, sure money mak- CT, semi-newspaper work. Must be permanent man with wife who can do newspaper work preferred. Write Box 661 Republican office, Phoenix. If
 THE RAINBOW Emp. Agency is NOT tha ONLY reliable agency but we get results. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
For Rent-Furnished
 Houses

FOR RENT-5 room nicely furnished house, shade, 907 No. 2nd St Key 1st house south. Phone Con Red 9132. ak THREE-Furnished rooms, screen porch, gas, bath, toilet. electric lights. telephone, water, $1550 S09 So Mon- tezuma Ave, between Ed and 4th Ave.
 ak FOR RENT--5-room brick, fur nished, modern. $22.50; Groom brick, modern, furnished, $20; close in See T. M. Burroughs, 14 w Adams. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

FOR SALE-Nice three-room cot tage, good shade, 1 block to Grand Ave. car line. Price $S50. See Johnston at Costleys, r W. Adams If
 BARGAIN: BARGAIN: BARGAIN For sale: modern brick house with good shade in northwest part of town, this house can be sold at a bargain with practically no payment down, make me an offer if your money is limited, but do it quick, Groom. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
Wanted Help Female

WILL GIVE GOOD HOME to young girl in exchange for light housework. 33O North Fifth Ave. uk
 GIRL--For light housework. Phone Overland Ranch 15 ak
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

TO LOAN on good realty security the sums of $5000, s25OO. s1600. $500 WERNER, 130 North Center st. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24
Money to Loan

MONEY TO LOAN-In amounts to suit on improved real estate. E. A Marshall. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

PLUMS. PLUMS, PLUMS-2k cents at the ranch. Overland Phone Ranch 732 Hall Bros. Ranch. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

MONEY TO LOAN at low rates on improved city property, or for build- ing, on easy terms or repayment. E. E. Pascoe. Phoenix. no N. Center.
 If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

CHOICE LOTS-For sale in Monte- zuma Place, best sanitary conditions outside of city for homes, city water, electric lights. See owner. H. R. Pat rick, 1890 E. Adams If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

Two-one acre tracts, with four-room house on each tract. s1100 each. s200 down. Balance $20 per month at per cent interest. Just the place for chicken ranch and home. See Henry, Is N lst Ave. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

FOR SALE-4 choice lots on Brill car line. s450.00 each $25.00 cash and $10 a month will sell together or sep erately, H. c. Thomas, R. E. and Inv. Co.,, fl w. Adams St. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

We do printing-cards-let ter heads-envelopes-c etc. Arizona Republican. both phones. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

1908 " ADAMS ST-S-room house, ? baths. See Burroughs owner. 14 w Adams St. If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

APRICOTS SC h.; plums, vegetables. Apricots last of season. Phoenix Fruit and Produce Co.,, 119 w. Jefferson st.
 ak
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

WHITE MOUNTAIN ICE CREAM REEZERS-Herrick refrigerators and water coolers of all sizes. Talbot &
 Hubbard Inc If
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

FOR SALE-Six-room well built frame with screened sleeping porch, modern in every respect, lot 100x235. Fine location in Evergreen. Ariz. Auc- tion & Dev. Co., 20 E. Adams. if
Arizona republican., 1912-06-24

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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
THOROUGH PROBE OF POLICE
ESCAPE OF BANK ROBBERS
AROUSE COUNCIL.
Civil Service Commission 20 Hear
Charges Against Lieut..
Burns.

Chicago. Observation-Disclosures police
department is facing the greatest up
heaval in its history as result of
the scandal growing out Of the recent
escape Of two Canadian bank robbers
from Lieutenant Burns. in q Wabash
avenue saloon.
The mass OF contradictory state.
ments made by police officials and wit
nesses who were present when the al.
legged bank robbers beat Lieutenant
Burns into Inconsistencies and fed.
has aroused the aldermen and it is re.
ported that at the next meeting of
the city council a resolution will be
introduced providing for the appoint
ment Of special committee to make
q far-reaching inquiry into the police
department.
The charges filed by Chief of Police
McWeeny against Captain Mahoney
and Lieut.. Burns for allowing the al.
legged bandits to escape will be heard
by the civil service commission We'd
nesday. The plan is to make the
council Investigation of the police sep.
arate and distinct.
Mayor Harrison is out Of the city
on his vacation. but he has received
lengthy report of the scandal and
his friends say he will be in favor of
the aldermanic police Investigation.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

0 | |
4 FRANC E,s vvt4EA IN rao DUcTlots n
| ESTIMATED AT sah .s7ss.. 200 ~
ID sUsHEIs. a2Sss s II
CANADA NEXT IN GRAIN
lsss 2ps. oss,ooo HushsIa Of wheat-
international Institute %
q AarIculture Renders
4. ,s5; 3: 81 &. Report. Il w Al

Washington. Sept. 25.--C Crops gener.
ally throughout the world this year are
bumper. This is shown by figures In
cablegram received by the depart.
ment Of agriculture from the tnter-
national Institute Of Agriculture at
Rome. Italy. giving the preliminary es-
Inmates OF the acreage production OF
wheat. rye. harley. oats and corn.
1t Is estimated that the production
will be as follows: .i15 /.
Wheat.
France. 35.s74.OoO bushels: Ro,i.
mania, a5,4l7.000; Canada. BOG. 033. 900
bushels. Total production In the fol.
lowing named countries, 5000, 0OO. O00
or g. per cent more than last years
productions: Prussia. Belgium. Bull
garia. Denmark. Spain, Great Britain,
Hungary, Italy. Luxembourg, Switzer-
land. France. Norway. Netherlands.
Roumania. Russia, India. Japan, Egypt
Tunis. Canada and the United States.
Rye.
France. 51.432.000 bushels: Neither
lands, 16.322.0O0: total production n
the following named countries. 1,588.-
100000 bushels. or H.. per cent more
than last years productions: Prussia,
Belgium. Bulgaria. Denmark, Spain.
France. Hungary, Italy. Luxembourg.
Norway, Netherlands, Roumania, Rus.
STA. Switzerland, Canada and the Unit,
ed States. ~.
Barley.
Roumania, 22.428.OOO bushels; Can.
ada, 46.498,000 buShels. Total produc.
ton in the following named countries,
1,174.000.000 bushels. or 81 per cent
more than last year: Prussia. Belgium
Bulgaria. Denmark. Spain. Great Brit
ain. Hungary. Italy. Luxembourg, Swift
zerland. Norway, Netherlands, Rou.
mania. Russia, Japan. Egypt. Tunis,
Canada and the United States.
Cats.
Roumania, 21.525, 1000 bushels; Can
ada. 400,5O2,0OO bushels. Total pro-
duction in the following named coun-
tries. 1904 100000 bushels, or 17s per
cent more than last year: Prussia.
Belgium. Bulgaria. Denmark. Spain,
Great Britain, Hungary. italy. Luxem-
burg. switzerland, Norway, Neither
lands Ronmania. Russia. Japan. Alger.
Ia. Tunis. Canada and the United
States.
Corn.
Roumania. 1866, 900 bushels. To.
tai production in the following named
countries. s.616,0OO.O00 bushels. or II
per cent more than last year. Hun.
gary (not including Croatia and Sla-
vonfca). Bulgaria. Spain. Italy, Ro,,-
mania. Russia, Switzerland. United
mania. Russia. Switzerland. United
States. Japan and Egypt. Rice: Italy.
24.495.0OO bushels; Japan. s86.027.000
bushels. Flaxseed: Canada. 3.l44.000
bushels. Wine: Italy. 954 1896 900 i'm.
perial gallons; wine. mnsty. Spain,
3o7.966.0oO. Silk Cocoons: Japan.
35l,7lS.O0O pounds. &.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
AVIATOR IS KILLED.
Falls 80 Feet at Shenandoah, Iowa,
and Is Crushed.

Shenandoah. Iowa.-Aviator Rus
sell Blair of Kansas City. while
making an exhibition flight here was
killed in fall from a height of 30
feet.
Blair had Just made a successful
fight and had landed some distance
from the crowd. When he attempted
to rise from the ground again his
machine struck an air current and
turned over. Blair was pinned under
meath the wreckage and when aid
reached him he was dead. His head
had been crushed under the engine
Of the machine.
Aviators. who are flying in the meet
being given by the Aero club Of ILL.
nois, held a secret meeting and enter
ed into an agreement to refuse to fly
when the condition of the air is dan.
gerous.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
IMPERsoNATEs A WOMAN
Chicago Crowds Thrilled by the Lat.
est Prank.

Chicago. Ill. The tipping ov.
er and rescue of eight spectators in a
launch. and the "pranks'' of an avia-
tor dressed as woman brought Chi
Cages second annual aviation meet
to close.
Great crowds of people near Grant
park on the lake front were startled
to observe what appeared to be a
woman. diving in biplane almost
straight down from an altitude of g.
900 feet and then with her arms of
the levers and her skirts Tutoring
about her face. flying as low as 10
feet over the heads of the specta.
tors.
The woman" was Lincoln Beachey
who disguised himself as mile. Clar.
Ice Lavateur."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
irish / PARTY Revolt
WILL SIGN COVENANT pLEpoiNo5
SELVES NEVER TO SUBMIT
TO NEW GOVERNMENT.
KNOWN AS UN1oN1sTs.
Believed That English Cabinet win
Hesitate Before Enforcing Ac-
y 5te 49, 75s5 800 ~ sal5 y; j.@f
tion.--LiberaIs May
Lose. s#

London. Observation-Disclosures of the
northern counties of Ireland, propose
to register on Sept. % their formal
defiance Of home rule. Gathering in
halls and market places. even in,
churches. the men Of Ulster will sign
a covenant pledging themselves never
to submit to any government from
Dublin which may be imposed upon
the country by the AsQuith. Redmond
home rule bill passed in the house
of commons.
"Ulster day." is the designation
chosen for this remarkable political
sacrament. According to its promot-
ers 1t will prove 4 shell of determine
ton SO solemn and impressive that
the British cabinet will hesitate long
scheme for apartial separation Of Ire.
land from the United Kingdom. But
viewed through spectacles Of another
color the affair is not to be taken
seriously.
Threaten Civil War.
Ulster leaders declare that they
will have civil war before they sub
NIT to separation. Home rulers, how
ever treat these threats with ridicule.
Unionist women have formulated
draft of declaration for members of
their sex to sign and are preparing
demonstration to take place with
those by the men.
The signing Of the covenant may
prove the preclude to a great rebellion,
or it may be a flash in the pan. Two
years ut best must elapse before home
rule can begin to be established. be.
cause the house of lords can hold up
the bill for that time. The present
drift of political feeling indicates that
the Liberal party may 60 out of Office
within that period.
Great political meetings in Belfast
seldom pass without collisions be-
tween Orange men and Hibernians.
VIM. Stone Churchill escaped being
mobbed when he addressed home
rule rally there this summer only
through strong police protection, with
soldiers in reserve.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
BUSINESS IS BEST IN YEARS
HEALTHY CONSERVATION Az,
OURS WELL FOR TRADE.
Each Week Is Bringing a Higher
Price in Iron and
Steel.

New York. N. Y.-R. G. Dunn and
Cos weekly review of trade says:
All developments of the week con-
firm and strengthen the Improvement
in business activity.
Each week brings a higher price lev.
ell In iron and steel, and the resump-
ton of several merchant furnaces that
have been idle for two years is ex-
pected. Firmness prevails in pig iron
at all leading centers. with substantial
advances noticed in some districts.
Pittsburg reporting sales of Bessemer
at $3.50. Valley production contin-
ues on heavy scale. Yet the output
is apparently inadequate to meet the
demand and crude steel is becoming
scarcer.
Export business in all lines contin.
ues brisk and rails sold for foreign
shipments are bringing higher prices
than home deliveries.
Bradstreet says:
All in all. business, despite this or
that irregularity, is certainly in excess
OF all but the best of previous years,
and the fact that there is no DISPOSE
ton to rush things indicates healthy
conservatism that tends to make the
absence of speculation conspicuous,
and this situation augurs we'll for a
steady trade rather than fitful out.
bursts of activity.
Marked activity is still in evidence
throughout the Northwest. Southwest
and West. The Northwest is probably
more favorably circumstanced in a rel.
alive sense than in any other part Of
the country
Wheat. including flour exports from
the United States and Canada for the
week ending Sept. 10, aggregate, $780,
AT bushels against 4,161,612 bushels
last week and 3,SO8.771 bushels this
week last year.
For the IL weeks ending Sept. 10,
exports are 3S,367,549 bushels against
33.O35,S91 bushels in the corresponding
period last year.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

conservation:sts Have No Politics. {
Indianapolis. Indiana. With at
least one presidential candidate on
the program, all political discussions
will be barred from the sessions Of
the National Conservation congress.
which opens here Oct. 1, and con-
tinues four days. Governor Wood
row Wilson will address the congress
on Oct. 3; Dr.. H. w. Wiley, the pure
food expert; Clifford Pinchot. and
other notables win also speak.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
suffragette is Released.

Dublin. Ireland.-Mrs. Mary Leigh,
the suffragette. has been released
from Mount Joy prison on accouI1k of
i'll health due to her refusal to eat
and having to be fed forcibly. Mrs.
Leigh was sentenced Aug. to five
years Imprisonment, having wounded
John Redmond. leader of the Irish
parliamentary party. with. Ratchet
aimed at Premier Asquith's carriage
during the premier's visit to Dublin.
According to suffragist journal, her
condition was becoming serious.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
STRIKERS UPHELD.
Judge Refuses to GRAFT Writ Restrain.
Ing Pickettno.

Duluth, Sept. 25.-By refusing to
grant writ restraining the striking
street railway men from picketine the
barns OF the street car company,
Judge Homer Il. Dtbell upheld the
right of the strikers to use all peace
able means to dissuads others from
working.
The grievances set forth by the
company were that the defendants had
trespassed on the com pany's property.
had interferred with the operation Of
the cars. threatened the employees and
crippled the service, by. cutting wires
and placing distractions upon the
tracks. 3,. 4; D. n Il .; I'll
Judge Dibell in his findings said:
The evidence shows that there was
much disorder. bnt that the defend.
ants were not the cause thereof (. II
The strike situation throughout Du.
luth and Superior is quiet.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
Rubber Show In New York,

New York, N. Y.-The third in
ternational rubber and allied trades
exposition was formally opened at the
Grand Central palace and will remain
open to visitors till October 3. The
exhibitions represent the products Of
over twenty rubber producing coun-
tries. including the Hawaiian and
Philippine islands, and are valued at
$1.500.000. The chief object of inter-
est to visitors is an exhibit of $50
tons Of raw rubber, which represents
value of $260.OO0.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
Train Robbers Loot $4,000.

Pensacola. Florida. ~ Following
closely series of robberies by high
waymen of railroads in the South, the
westbound Louisville and Nashville
train was robbed Wednesday between
Pensacola and Flomaton. Ala. News
of the robbery has been withheld. It
is reported that $4,000 was stolen
from express packages sent for the
payment of railroad employees.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
vANDERB1LTs HAVE SON.
Child One Of Richest Of All Young
Millionaires.

Baltimore, Md. - The birth Of
son to Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Gwynne
Vanderbilt was announced in a cable
gram from Betchworth, Surrey, Eng
land, to Mrs. G.. Hazeltine Basshor of
this city. Mrs. Vanderbilt is the
daughter Of Mrs. Basshor and her for
mer husband, Capt. Isaac E. Emerson.
New York.-The son born to Mr..
and Mrs. Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt
in England. will be one of the richest
OF all the young American million
aires.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
Alleged sneed Helper Taken.

Amarillo. Texas = The very
mysterious assistant of John Beal
Sneed in his concealment for week
at Amarillo, near the scene of the
killing of AL G. Boyce. Jr., was. it is
alleged, B. B. Epping. farmer on the
Sneed farm near Paducah. Texas.
Epping has been arrested. He was
identified by o. ]. Gilvin. from whom
he rented the house here in which
Sneed is alleged to have been con-
cealed, and by !. J. Kendrick. from
whom he purchased the window
shades put in the house the day be-
fore Boyce was killed
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

"Dock YAK" Seen In Watertown.
Watertown, South Dakota.-A real
doc Yak" has hit WATERFOWL. In.
spired by the illustrious comic char.
acter, Thomas Landmark. q harvest
hand, who had just received the wages
of several weeks hard work in the
fields and with threshing machines,
converted his checks into small coin
and bills and proceeded to give. the
city shower of coin.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
Governor Carroll Goes south.

Governor Carroll Goes South.
Des Moinea. Sept Is Gov. B. "
Carroll has started on a two-week's
trip through Colorado. Arkansas, Mis-.
sissippi and Georgia for the purpose
OF studying road building BY prisoners
and the operation of farms IN connec-
ton With prisons. Before leaving here
Governor Carroll said he was making
the trip ID hope that 10 might be sbie
to present TO the NEXT Legislators
plans for changes 10 the Iowa penal
system which 4 nan ported ina eqnaas
Fby. j commi Ion Il
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

A bad-very bad-sign of the timeA
Is that convicts are gaining the sym.
pathic ear Of Justice by writing bad
pathetic ear of Justice by writing bad
Ing public is alarming.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

It has been established that the an.
Client Egyptians had the hookworm
And despite all their wisdom they ap
parently lacked thymol and epson
salts.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
I Gu Pass srs /, I'M + > ,anic.

4 caf Passengers inE Panic.
Chicago. Illinois. One hundred md
nifty passengers on IN Oak Park sle-
yated train fought to escape from u:
car which jumped the tracks III ~.
Jackson boulevard Bird ~ over NJ
Chicago rive. Ton fsst III IN -
hung over tho n 55}s
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27
Fisher 10 Upheld ~ TAFT.

Fisher 10 Upheld BY Taft. 81.
Washington; D. g. - Secretary
Fishers action last January in re.
voking the order 81 former Indian
Commissioners Valentine, barring re-
ligions garb or insignia from Indian
schools, was upheld ~ President
Taft. n. 5fs5 sg3::. ss
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

When Eve dolled up in the new
spring style fig leaf Adam, no doubt,
wrote letter to the newspaper com.
planning about the shocking styles Of
the day.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

After a Brooklyn woman had run
the house thirty-five weeks on $55 her
husband left her, saying that she was
no wife for a poor man. Evidently
she overfed the brute!
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

Philadelphia Judge is at a loss to
decide whether lobster suffers when
It Is boiled, but it Is a we'll known fact
that lobster suffers when hs pays
for one.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

"Pie." says IN exchange, els an en-
preston Of the soul" Yet most Of 10
have been under the impression that
the expressions were due to night.
0are.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

An inventor has completed ma
chine for making cheap cigarettes at
the rate Of IL q minute, and now ali
that Il required 10 q cheap. noncorros
I've machine TO consume them.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-09-27

An English physician says that in
800 years the majority of the people
on earth will be insane. Judging by
the political arguments, lot Of them
won't have to wait that long.