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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23
VOTE FOR TAFT.

To Meet Grand Matron-Mrs. AL
bert Snyder, matron of the local
Star chapter. accompanied
by Mrs. A. Wise and Miss Addie
Goodrich, members of the chapter,
left yesterday morning for Corpus
Christi. Mrs. Laura Seaman, grand
matron of the order in Texas, visited
the Corpus Christi chapter last
night and the ladies named went for
the purpose of meeting her.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23
Now read Want Ads column.

It's the emergencies we are always
prepared for that never arise.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Injured Boy Improving Alvio
Duenes, the little four year old boy
who suffered a broken leg when a
wagon passed over him Wednesday
morning, is doing nicely, according
to DR.. Stell. The accident happened
at 18th and Van Buren, streets.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

DO YOU WANT to buy a first class,
paying confectionery stand and
ice cream parlor. The present
owner is engaged in other bust
ness and will accept a cash down
payment, balance in payments to
suit buyer. Enquire j. A. R.
Herald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

$1,000 Fancy Leather Rockers,
$40; $3.50 Rockers, $3.50; $500
Parlor Tables, $685.; zoe and Csc
Mating. II lie; $500 Bullets,
$23.5O. Slaughter Sale Walker
Bros.-Hancock Co.'S stocks.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Lawn Party-The ladies Of the
Altar Society of the Catholic church
will give a lawn party Monday even
ing from 6 to 10 o'clock, at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. A. Celaya on St.
Francis street. Ice cream and cake
will be esrved. 1928
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Speak a good word for your town,
I'D swat the knockers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Ranch House Party-Misses Una,
Sara and Amelia Young left yester-
day with several girl friends for the
Young ranch in Hidalgo county,
where they will enjoy the delights
of country life for several days. The
guests of the Misses Young are
Misses Petra and Lucille Champion,
Jeanette Armstrong, Laura Celaya
and Lucie Tate.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Everybody's reading 'em The
new summe fiction at the Valley
Book Store.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

A Baby Girl-A very welcome ad-
dition to the home of Attorney and
Mrs. Amos Rich is a little daughter,
born Wednesday night.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Big, High Closet, 6 hole Ranges,
$500 pattern, now $4,000, COM
plete with reservoir. Walker Bros
Hancock Cos Big Sale. F.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

The Herald calls attention to the
Walker Bros-Hancook Cos ad in to-
days issue. The big sale has been
the most successful one of its kind
e held in Brownsville. Great
numbers of people have availed
themselves Of the sacrificing reduc-
tions on the high grade stock car
ried by this popular firm and adj
vertised in the Herald. There are
still two days in which 10 choose
from the excellent bargains offered
at the big store. Tomorrow will be
your last chance as the great sale
will close Saturday night
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Work Resumed-C. W. Winstedt
is completing the erection of his two
story apartment house at list and
Levee streets. The building Is OF
brick veneer construction and will
be a modern family apartment
house.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

An Investment - Not an Expense
The many things your Office needs.
You can find them at the Valley
Book Store.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Judge S. p. Silver Of Mercedes was
a visitor in Brownsville for a short
time yesterday.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-08-23

Mrs. Ruiloba and daughter, Miss
Isabel, returned to their home in
Monterrey Thursday, after spending
several days here visiting Mrs
Ruiloba's daughter, who is a nun il
the Convent OF the Order of the In.
carnate Word.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28

M.mphis. Tenn Mrs. Emma u.
Lonn-y. of this place. s4ys: II SUI
fered misery for nearly eight years,
bur since taking Csrdui. | am much
sttorger. ard | haven't missed a
single meal. hardly know how to
express my gratitude" Doh't wor-
~ about your symptoms-Cardui
doesn't treat them. What YOU need
is strength. Cardui helps you to
get il. Take Csrdui, because other
tcnics and medicines do not contain
it, peculiar and successful iugredi-
ents. imported especially for its
manufacture. Half a century of
success has stamped Cardui with
the seal Of public approval. During
this time Cardui has benz fitted a
million women. Why not you? Try
it. today.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
COZ ZOO FRIVOLOUS FoR HIM
General Viewers story Of the Farmer
Who Did Not Read Ncws-
papers Any More

'The late Gen. james b. Weaver
said a Des Moines Populist, chad a
just faith in the American farmer.
He believed that from the farmer
the republics regeneration would
come.
"He once condemned the carica-
turist's farmer-a type purely imag-
mary, that he hit off wildly with an
anecdote.
ga farmer of this type, said
General Weaver, was seated on a
barrel, whiting a stick, when a
traveller stopped and said:
swell, sir, what do you think of
Christian Science?'
"tHain't heard nothin' on it, the
farmer answered.
"sWell, wellp said the traveller,
and he resumed:
"fWith which side do your SYM
psthies lie in the Turko-Italian
war;
"Didn't know there wuz no war;
muttered the farmer.
"The traveller then tried him on
another tack:
'sDo you consider the Wright BIZ
plane inferior to the foreign mono
plane for swift, safe AyingY
" ESfur's | know said the farmer,
the world hain't seen no flynn yit.'
"'Why, man. exclaimed the tray-
eler, don't you ever read the news
'ST useter,' said the farmer, with
out lifting his eyes from his whit
Ting. 4 useter; but ten OF leven
years ago l stopped it. They got
too frivolous fur me. Since then l
been readin' book. detroit Free
Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
EASY JOB.

The promoter, to the applicant
eyes, l advertised for a doorman.
You are pretty broad across the
chest, aren't you?''
The applicant, swelling up: Gun
usually broad, sir"
"Just stand in the doorway, please.
All, yes, you fill the opening, don't
you? 1 think you are just the man
L want"
can what are my duties, sir?"
''Why, you are to ill the doorway
that's all. There are some foolish
persons who may drop around and
try to shoot me, or hit me with
bomb-and you are to fill the door
way, that's ALL"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
WIRELESS in THE DESERT.

One of the chief difficulties in
flying by aeroplane over the desert,
that of guidance, bids fair to be
greatly lessened, if not entirely obyi-
ated, by recent discovery of Sig.
Marconi. The inventor, upon his re-
turn from a professional visit of OBJ
servation to Tripoli, announced that
in sending wireless messages across
the desert no poles or masts are
needed. 1t is only necessary to lay
the wires along the sand for a short
distance in the direction in which
the message is to be sent, and the
apparatus performs its functions as
perfectly as usual, if not better than
before. This is due to the complete
dryness and nonconductivity of the
sand.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
WHY SOME MEN co INSANE
Kansas City Lawyer Tells Of the Alb
solute HelpIessness Of HIs
New stenoorapher.

"Say," inquired prominent lawyer
Of several companions the other day
according to the Kansas City Jour.
nal, edo you know that the training
Of stenographers is one of the pro
fessional mans most tedious tasks
Why, you no more than get them
acquainted with the way to handle
your clients than they make trouble
for you by giving your wife the
wrong answer.
"Upon entering my office a few
days ago / heard my new steno-the
other one left to get married-say :
No; he has not been to the Office
yet this morning. | learned she had
been talking to a person had an
appointment with at 900 a. M,
and / had neglected to reach the Of
fee until 9:15 o'clock.
Getaways tell them l have just
stepped out | told her. Never
again let them know l failed to
reach the office on time
"The other night | found my wife
peeved when l reached home. You
have deceived me- she said. You
told me you were going to be out of
the city last night and that your
train would not reach Kansas City
until ten o'clock this morning. A
few minutes after train time l called
the office, and when | asked your
stenographer if you were there she
said: ooh, yes; he was here at the
usual time thu morning, but just
stepped OUT
"And, believe me-" added the law
yer, in conclusion, IT had one great
time convincing my wife that l real
ly had been out of the city,"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
AFRICAN MRS. MALAPRoP.

A colored woman in one of our
courts lately, testifying in case she
had brought of assault and battery,
declared that she had an "ulcer on
nah tonsilitis, an jedge," she con-
tinued, "if yo' look on the side OBJ
NAH haid yo' kin see the resemblance
whar he done hit me-"
"Who is this man you say struck
your" asked the judge. "What doe.
he do?"
'Why, jedge," she replied, 'h
wuks in one OBJ dem beer rascalities ?
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
WHEN sMITTY LEFT PARK ROW.

Smitty is a character in Park Row,
New York. He was born on Man.
haitian island and, until the last hol.
idays, he had never been outside the
confines of Greater New York.
Then he went to spend Christmas
with a cousin over in New Jersey.
When he returned one of his friends
asked him what he thought of the
country at large.
81 don't care fur it," said Smitty
''Dat Joisey is sure a funny place
Why, all de towns over there is goI
different names p'-Saturday Eve
ming Post.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
HER PROSPECTUS.

Promoters Little Daughter
Mamma, l think they'll send us a
baby now that we've moved over on
this new street.
Mamma-How so, dear?
Promoters Little Daughter
Well, I've prospected the territory,
and they've struck babies on all sides
of us.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28

Pippins-Dippins says be remem-
bers when snow was four feet deep
around here.
Sippins-That's nothing. I've
seen snow around here over my
head.
Pippins-Come off? When was
that?
Sippins When it was on the roof.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28

'"That man you sent to congrec
hasn't yet had a chance to speak az
show off what he knows"
"Goshl !" exclaimed Farmer Cor
tossel. ''That Teller always We
lucky"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
A FINE Line OF COPY
RlGRTED ART CALENDARS.

The plans for your advertising campaign
this year should by all means include a hand
eome Art Advertising Calendar for 1913.
We have secured the exclusive agency for
the Copyrighted Calendars produced by the
A. M. Collins Mfg. Co., of Philadelphia.
This is one of the largest and most SUBJ
stantial Calendar houses in the United
States, and the quality Of their line is SUI,
perior to that of any ever shown in this
section.
This line will be handled exclusively by
US in Christian and Trigg. counties. 1t in
cudes great number and variety of SUBJ
jects in full color, as well as some hand
colored pictures of exceptional beauty.
The samples for 1913 will be in our hands
shortly, and we shall be glad to show them
to you ar an early date. MAKE NO PLANS
FOR YOUR 1918 CALENDAR UNTIL YOU
SEE THIS EXTRAORDINARY LINE.
HOPKINSvILLE KENTUCKIAN.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
QUITE FUTILE.

Gle is a man who is always reac
10 offer a suggestion"
but no one ever acts on his 81
sestions, SO they really do no harm,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
|. & n .
Time Card No. ia
effective Sunday April 80. 1911

effective Sunday April 30. 1911
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
'czxs. SC. &N o. Lin. 11:56 D. o
eSs. 5l--St. L. Express 5:S5 D. q
No. 95.--Dixie Flyer, 9:O1 a. m
Es. 55-Hopkinsville Ac. 7:05 q. %
$50. 53-St. l.. Fast Mail 5:2S a. %
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
40. SC. & St. L. Linn, 5:25 q. n
No. 52-St. LOUIS Express, 9:59 q. %
No. S4.-Dixie Flyer, 6:27 D. m
NO. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. S:55 D. m
NO. 54-St. L. Fast Mail, 1920 D. ID
Nos 95 end "a will make Nos. 90
and 91's stops except "a will not stop
af Warrington and No. 95 will
not stop at Warrington or Empire
Sc. 81 and 81 connect At St. Louis and oth,r
psluts w,1t.
40. 81 connects at Guthrie Tor Memphis lin
/. stats as far south as Erin and sOr LOulsvi
CgaciunAti and ths Ezs..
e., - and SIS make direct conn at Gu,
&c for Louisville, Cincinnati and ali pol't
asrs aed east thereof No. 50 and SIS slso Cor
acct Tor Memphis and wav points.
o. % runs through 70 Chicago and viii noi
Erg passengers to point South Of Evansville
~ % through slespers 20 Aulanta, MscB
SAckson vile, St. Augustine an Tampa, Fla
a. 40 Pullman sleeDers to New orieans Cen
iEsrts at Guthrie for points East and West.
w. not carry ocai passengers for potts Forrl
sssa z1vll,s rer
J c. H0OE. A9t.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
THE SUITABLE.

''What kind of a pet dog would
vou recommend to buy for a sport
ne man."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
C. o. WRIGHT j. C. JOHNSON
Wright&JOhnSon
REAL ESTATE AND,LOANS.
Special Attention Given Farm
Properties.
Off.ce Corner Ninth & Main Streets
HOPKINSvILLE, KY.

Below we give a few Of the many
choice bargains on our lists. Proper
~ cheerfully shown at any time.
There is no safer or better invest
ment at this time than to put money
in Christian county farm lands or
Hopkinsvile town lots.
Christian County Farm Lands
NO. /.
261 acres farm Ii miles east of
Thompsonville. splendidly improved,
good house 10 rooms. plenty fruit,
well watered. so acres fine timber,
On good highway. Price $35 per
acre. Great bargain.
NO. 9.
rs acres. nicely improved for small
place. near Tennessee state line,
west of Edgoten. 10 miles from
jlarksville. / mile from pike. cot
rage house. good tobacco barn, good
cistern. plenty of fruit, good neigh
borhoo6. price $4,000.
NO. 8.
50l3 acres, Clarksville pike, IL miles
from town, one of finest farms in
Christian county, splendid improve.
nents, water and timber. $85 per
acre.
NO 5.
$50 acres in three adjoining farms
consolidated. Will sell separately or
as whole for from $50 to $50 per
acre Ga CIarksville pike. with ell
ant country home and all modern
improvements, including two cot
tage residences if divided.
NO. 6.
500 scres 2 miles from town on Can
ton pike, we'll improved and vel
watered, will price SIS as a whole. OF
will divide into three tracts.
NO. 7.
24O acres on. Fairview and Pembroke
bike. 81 miles north of Pembroke
and q miles east of Fairview, &C
acres in timber. $50 an acre.
NO. s.
"a acres. J mile from Clarksvillt
pike, ten miles from town, excellent
improvements of all kinds. graa
chance for an ideal home. $1,000.
u II
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
Town Lots

House and lot East 18th St.. Hop
kinsville, house 6 rooms and two
verandas, concrete walk and steps.
lot 50x135. Price $500.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28

Bungalow on Hopper Court. brand
new, 6 rooms, bath. electric lights.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28
Tennessee Central
Tine Table No. 4 Taking Eftec
J c. HOOE. Ast.

SUNDAY. March 70, 1872
EAST BOUND
No. IL Leave Hopkinsville $50 an
Arrive Nashville. 9:45 II
Ne. Ia Leave Hopkinsville 400 3 4"
Arrive Nashville. ..7:15 o ~
WEST-R JUND,
=. No. II Leave Nashville. -. 1905 y ~
Arrive Hopkinsville 11:20a
mo. Is Leave Nashville ..... 500 p -
Arrive Hopkinsville 8:l5 pr
TT. MORROW. Agent
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28

Cottage on Mcpherson Ave. s. rooms.
lot 57xl75, front and back porches.
new house. Possession Dec 1. Price
$3.50.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-05-28

Cottage on East 18th street. 4 rooms
and two porches, water in kitchen.
Concrete walks and good stable.
Price $l700,
The Calumet news., 1912-07-09

"'' ieiNe carry next week for ST Ann.
ont where she will spend some time.
'ater going to Chicago. where she has
secured a position.
Mrs. Steven James ana son Coou
VINO nave been visiting her daughters
Mrs Josiah Govette and Mrs. Fred
solomon of Centennial. the past two
hohths' has returned to her home -,
sunrise Wyo. While visiting hero
Mrs. James met many old o,m,ain,
""'es from Cornwall. whom she had
not seen for % years.
The Calumet news., 1912-07-09
NEW OFFICERS CHOSEN.
Nh"eek Fire Department Reorganizsd
Presented With Flaa.

The Ahneell ire department ha,
elected officers for the year and Ieor
eanized. The officers follow:
Chief-Charles Beatty.
first assistant chief - Nicholas
| Wey y2ker
Second assistant chief-Fred Kex;a
Tieasurer-John ulds
Observation-Disclosures Kennel.
The department has sixteen men
bers
The department win not go 10 Glad.
stone for the tournament not having
enough money IN the treasury t. pay
all the expenses
The nremen have been presented
with beautiful new silk hag by JOS
eph Bosch Of Lake Linden. The nag
was iir't used bS the department m tl,.
parade on the Fourth 1t is six by eieht
Ieet with a heavy mahogany star and
rold tassels
The Calumet news., 1912-07-09
LOCAL 6REviTiEs.
Observation-Disclosures.

John ID Cuddihy is expected home
Friday from the east.
Miss Annie Ran. OF Waterloo. ont.
is visiting Calumet friends
w. q. and J. II. Angove are the
guests of friends In Calumet
The Red Jacket council will hold an
adjourned meeting this evening
Austin Raley leaves this week g..
Eagle Harbor TO spend a month
The ghost will walk for the emn,ov
es of the G. a n. mine on saturdo,.
X. e. Rasye and wife have left for
Marquette after a short visit i'm Cain
met.
William Boag, Of CleveIand o. far
merry Of this city. IL visiting relatives
here
Miss Lyle Hosking and Miss Fam
=, lrsthen :. hasAtsu.1si, tst 81, for Detroit where
'hsS wy pe time as the
The Calumet news., 1912-07-09
HARLEY TO PLAY HERE;
NEW BASfMAN SIGNED
CRACK NEGAUNEE ouTFIELpER
IS sleNEo-cANAo!AN PLAY.
Err is COMING.

Manager George HorlSins of the Cal.
umet baseball team announced tin.
afternoon that "Bm" Harley the cracR
Negaunee outfielder. who. II will be
remembered, slammed out home run
On the last visit of the Negaunee team
10 Calumet, has been secured Ia play
with the locals. He win arrive hero
tomorrow. The Negaunee team has
released Harley and player named
knutz, who covered first during the
hfst Few games OF the season. but who
was hurt. Some time ago, Harley
made overtures To join the Calumet.
team and Manager Horkins offered
terms, which Harley accepted as soon
as released
Ahother No" player mas oeen secur-
ed for Calumet in James Allen VINO
arrived here this morning from Sas.
katoon, Western Canada. Allen il q /
second baseman ana last season top
ped all of the second baseman in the
Western Canada league "A Glass &C"
organization. except Johnny Mackin.
VINO IS well known To local plavers
ma fans, For the present. lien win
pay In the outfield for Calumet ex-
'"pt when Kaiser is unable to accom-
ANY the team on iron country trims.
Nlien Is a fast fielder and drst-class
utter ana should strengthen the loeai
ine-up.
no releases have been,announced by
iahaser Horkins and none will be an
Il the new men are given try-outs.
The Calumet news., 1912-07-09
HERE ARRANGING FOR THE
COMING OF "SPRINC MAID"
TREAT PROMISED CALUMET THE.
ATER GoERs EVENING
OF JULY %.

f. A. Bachelder, business manage,
Tor Nerba ~ Lueschers The Sprinu
Maid which will be presented IT IN.
alumet theater MONDAY evening Julv
-, Is IN the city. Mr. Bachefder *
making arrangements for the presen-
lauon of the beautiful production her,
Which viii be one of the most notal,l,.
ever seen AT the local theater. The
company comprises seventy members
1t being the original New York Gas,
IL Includes French prima donna. Dor
"thy MAYNARD, and an English come
dian, Charles McNauehton. The cam
pany has been playing in western can
"aa Tor some time and is now ON the
way back east. II has been doing .
tremendous business
The music of Tho Spring Maid ~
sald To surpass even that of The AIer-
H Widow II overnoWs with seductive
melodies. Each tpnerm number pul-
safes with the dance rhythm that has
marked all Magyar compcsitlons sinco
'he elder strauss set the world waltz
ing WIN his Beautiful Blue Danube"
In ADDITION to it, music THE Spring
Mald has no rival for Joyous coined,
in the leading comedian. charles Nc
NauPhton, American audiences have
thelr hrst opportunity to enjoy tbi,
celebrated English actor at his bcst |
London critics declared his cbar,r- |
'erl|ation In The English "Sprinp
Nlai" company to be absolutely sen
The Calumet news., 1912-07-09
MANY ENJOY BAND CONCERT.

Last nights concert by the {. a IL.
'aiiu' on the lawn adjoining the mine
"'''ce' was very largely attended. Fea-
lures Of the concert were the from.
Done sole of Harry r. King. "Torrea-
u"'' and the duet composed OF
! rehch horn and clarinet. The splen4-
lo program prepared by Director Bar.
hafd was much enjoyed