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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10

deeds morally not one whit worse than
what was done by the members Of ene
national committee who unseated the
two properly elected delegates In th!e
Ninth district OF Alabama and suosti-
tuted for them men who have no more
right to vote in the national conven-
ton than q repeater has to vote u N
election.
Favor Unlawful Delegates.
"The majority Of the committeeman
thus voted to seat In the republican
convention men who have no shadow
of right to represent any portion OF the
republican party anywhere. and VINO
have no more right to vote in that con-
yention than any other two outsides.
None Of these committeeman came
from the republican states OF Illinois,
Kansas, Missouri, New Jersey, NORTH
Dakota, Ohio. Oregon. Pennsylvania
and West Virginia Every one OK these
nine national committeeman has oeeo
repudiated by his home voters. NOT
one of them vii succeed himself on the
national committee. Each OF them
represents a state which at the recent
primaries has declared overwhelming
iy against Mr.. Taft
THE nine states in the aggregate
have 500 delegates in the convention, OF
which a.s are for Roosevelt and only
thirty four for Taft. The nine commit.
teemen are for Taft, the delegates from
their states are eight to one against
him.
Appeals to Republicans.
81, is in view OF these facts and OF
what these facts foreshadow that
wish to make my appeal TO the eope.
Judgment OF all men who believe tnae
the usefulness of the republican parry
has not ended. Every man VINO WISHES
to see the republican party continue "
exist should at once protes. asanse
those who are deliberately proceeo1ns
to wreck it.
"The leaders speak as II they were
the regular republicans. l don con
cede that theft is test OF regularly.
The republican party is not In coihills
sion. nor has it appointed as 10
ceiyers the nine repudiateo coh.iii'..
men have mentioned, nor theiI
colleagues who have in similar 1asnic !
been repudiated by the popular so'e " =.
the republicans of their states. MOI
,he question now at issue one as 10 luz
ne,sona1 preference Of any republican
for any particular man lot
,or the doctrines which that man en-
Overthrow Public Judgment.
"The ouestion is merely whether Tue
deliberately expressed judgment OF ths
great majority OF the rank ana me y.
the republican party is to be no less
deliberately nullifed by the very 'ne"
whose leadership has just been repuu'-
a,ed nv this same majority.
! "A nomination obtained by the woes
If delegates saeted in utter denance "a
Irs,ice as these two Alabama oeiesa,es
have lust been seated. would be worm
less to the man obtaining u. anu
would he indignantly repudiated by the
party as a whole.
Apparently, certain national com
mi,,eemen. and certain OF the bosses
,yno from, :he outside influenced 'he
na.ional committe. have yet 10 iearn
q, the rank and file Of the republican
M nv must be treated as the masters
and not the servants Of their repre-
.en,atiyes. The republican party car
MT continue to exist undess Its Official
act;on is determined by the expression
~ the sober and deliberate judgment
~ the majority Of the party
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10
CHICAGO Produce.

Chicago June ~.
Rnttery-Steady; creamer!es, ga
Is: diaries, 20d24.
EKgs-Steady: receipts, -l'se':
mark. cases included. 1917 a 1917; ordi-
nary firsts, Is: frsts. ia
Cheese-Steady: daisies, 1e:4 q ls1< !:
twins. 12H ais: young Americas, 1874
m14: long horns. 124 @13A.
Poultry-Steady: turkeys. y: chick
ems, 1919: springs. 3.oo@ 500 per dozen,
Ciover-146 20.
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New York Produce.

New York, June TO.
Butter-Slighty frner: receipts.
$500 tubs: creamery specials. extras,
PA a IS; extra frsts. 26ie az: extra
seconds. 25R G2e: state dairy finest,
26,s a 81: good TO prime. 24d 20: COM
mon to fair. 22G2s.
CheeSe-Firm.
Eess-steady: receipts, 24.lss cases:
fresh gathered selected extras. q II q
%: frsts, 7e1s q 2o-,: seconds. liz q
Is: western gathered white. 2lG2e.
Poultry-Alive. steady; fowls, 14G
IS: turkeys, 13@ %.
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GA; No. 4. Ss@703s; no grade. 500
SS1s; No. 2 yellow, 75@76h: No. yell
low. 74@74s; No. 4 yellow. 70@71; No.
. white, S2@sels; No. 8 white. THO
50: No. 4 white. 70@72.
Oats-No. =, "a; No. 3. say; No. 4.
52ls: No. 2 white. $50 655%: No.
white. 54ls q 50: No. white. 52@53k;
standard, 55 @55h.
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Peoria Cash Grain Close.

FURNISHED by L. G. Clay. grain mer
chant. "a East Main. Phone $50
Peoria. June TO-
Corn-No. 2 yellow. &c; No. yellow.
TAX @T5as No. yellow. 691e: No. 8
mixed, !2ik: No. 4 mixed. sa1s; sample
grade. 62,e Gs4.
Oat=Cnchanged No. white. 54z
standard. SAG; No. white, SAG sag:
No. white, 53ta.
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Exidenee, q pl,positien.

The love of moral beauty, and that
retention of the spirit of youth which
IL implied by the indulgence OF
poetical taste. are evidences OF eooa
disposition in any man, and argue well
for the largeness Of his mind In other
respects.-Leigh Hunt
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10
ps..es,ns sborteomInss.

pstsetlns Shortcomings.
DO you wish to ind out persons
weak points? Note the failings he has
the quickest eye for In others. They
nav not be the very failings he is him
self conscious Of. but they Will be their
nextdoor leighbors. No man keeps
such Z jealous lookout - rival
!. C. and A. W. Hare.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10
INJURED eY AuroMosiLE.

Aged Man Seriously Hurt ~ cedas
Rapids Car.
Special to Times-Republican.
Des Moines, June 10. F. Nichols.
aged II. was struck, knocked down and
seriously injured by an automobile be-
longing to the Cedar Rapids Antomo-
bile Company last night His rt9ht
arYa vas nearly cnt of and h. Wae
badly bruised about the head and body.
The automobile started at once Ter
Cedar Rapids.
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MIoht Have Known r.

A New Yorker suffering from stom'
ach trouble was put under an 4-ray
and learned that he had swallowed his
false teeth. The chump might have
known it from the craving pain u
his stomach.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10
The Money Market.

New York. June i0.-Prime nercah-
tile paper. a04: bankers bills. 4.s4.75
for sixty day bills, and 4s720 for de-
mand: money on call. steady: ruling
rate. ga: closing bic. 81. offered at
ga: time loans. steady: SO days. 3 per
cert: 80 DAYS. 8 per cent
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Kansas City Grain Close.
Kansas City Illns

'-IIN
wheat-Closed: July. 1.01s.: No.
hard. lo7i. CLIP.
Corn-Closed: No. mixed IS.
Oar-Closed, July, 1915 q 1885: No
2 white, SIS a 551s
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CHICAGO Grain Close.

Chicago, June II.
wheat-No. red. 1,11A a1.111s; No.
red. 1.os9111A: No. hard. l.i51
lily; No. hard, l.os q 1.io1s.
corn-No. 2 7411 6751z: No. white,
1s@seA; No. yellow. 73a. q 762: No.
8, TAX 375; No. white. 1sie q -: No
8 yellow, 75@75z.
oat-No. 2, 55x 1854: no. white.
b44 @55A: standard, 5595e.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10
SUPREME COURT ADJoURNs.

u;,h..t Jud;eial Tribunal Closes Term
Leaving Big casss Undecided.
wash4nrfon. June 10.-The supreme
court today adjourned until October.
,a.y wing undecided the hard coal trust
c.se the uuion Pacific merger case,
and the state rate gases.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10
CHICAGO Potato Market.

Chicago, June 1o.-Poratoes. firm:
receipts, old IS cars: new. > cars.
-, 100 lis
g.. .1.5oG1.6o
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Peoria Corn.

Peoria. June 10
CorR-No. 5 yellow, Az d:5Z.
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ST. Louis Livestock.

ST. Louis June lA--Ca ttle-Estimat-
ed receipts for TO-DAY. 1900; market
opened steady.
Native beef steers ........ s.75as.15
Cows and heifers ....... 3snGs.e5
s,ockers and feeders ...... :.15ds.15
Hogs-Estimated receipts for TO-DAY.
pigs and lights 5.5oa7.7o
Mixe6 and butchers ..... 75oa7. 80
Good heavies .... 7.7od7.s0
Sheep-Estin,ated receipts for today.
S s:n mu,,ons ....... 4ooa575
;Iar,l,s - So01ee5
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typewriter fer TIVE.
To enable two persons to uSe u
same typewriter table has been pat
ented in which there y turntsoie
10 hold the machine.
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R.nos Of Prices.

The following range Of prices IL
furnished by Ware & Leland, member
=. chicago Board OF Trade. rooms
isnd ., fremont block.
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Daily Theusl,t.

self-reverence. self-knowledga ~
ssontrol. these three alone lead Life -
sovereign power-Tsnnysoa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10
LOCAL LIVESTOCK MARKET.

Prices Paid for Cattle. Hogs and shess
on Local Market.
.farsnalltcwn prices on livestock
were quoted by Britain & Co. today as
follows:
CATTLE
Good fat COWS and heifers-s.5o2
as.
Premium hogs, over lso-7oo.
Good packers. SO.
Hogs, 125 to iso-s.5o.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10

Corn-No. 2, IS: No 8, 741e: No. ?
yellow. 1919; No. 8 yellow. 75A; No. ?
white. s1Hs: No. 3 white, so.
Oats-No. 2, 52ls ass: No. 8, SEA
52A: No , white. So: No. white, 81
n 5Aia
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Z p I eui. Goa Grain Close.

q. lsuis Cash Grain Close.
tY161Shed By l. 6. Clay. grain mer-
clsanE, - East Main. Phone Ssh
~ Louis, June 10.
yt6ea4 No red, 1.126113h; No
-. fooM Gill; No. 4 red. 1.05@1.0s:
~ hard. i.0S0L14A; No. ; hard,
gs1 66dk uf.f4; No. hard. fo5@10sh
- f.ns5l--sgc 4 344 a7sH No. ). 72iz
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kan.a. City Cash Grain Close

MINUS VIty VSsH 0's'H S'0Ss'
FURNISHED by L. G. Clay, grain me.-
chant, 81 East Main. Phone $50
Kansas City. June 10.
wheat-No. hard. 1.071s 6l.12: No.
8 hard, los @1.11: No. hard, 1.O24
los; No. red, 1.1oG LII: No. red,
No. red. 1.05 G1.07 nomi-
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'Aaiansapeiis Cash Grain Close.
fEurnished by L. G. Clay. grain mer-
chant. "a East Main. Phone $50
Minneapolis. June 10.
wheAt-No. hard 1.15h: No. nor
thssn.. 1.14x: to arrive. 1.15ss LIS y :
no. 2 u6rthern. to arrive 1.13h @1.13hs:
No. 8. f.11AQI11h: No. / durum. to
srftve, 1919 Log; No. yellow. 729
40: o arrive, 70.
cern-No. 4, ss9ss: No. 3 white.
d SIN: - srTfve, 51h.
onAU--No. 3, 1871 q son.
lnrioy~
kyeee0s3k.
2960-31k: to arrive.
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Representative Hog Sales.
Chicago, June 10.
Representative Cattle s.'.s.

Below are given few of the repre-
cattle sales for today:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-10

Live mutton supply was fairy gem
erous bur quality was poor and prices
held about steady.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-23

OF those little ponies. have often
been tempted to approach such driver
and ask him 10 get out OF the wagon
and allow the pony to ride. Another
plea to inhumsn drivers: ] ask them
not to lash the poor horse that happens
TO stumble on the streets. from the fact
that the pavemsnts are many times IN
very poor condition. Human beings
very often stumble on detective side.
walks. What would they think 70 some
one dashed them whenever they stun.
biedf Then. let the same rule appl,
TO both man and his best friend. tn,
horse. THERESA PAINE
Albany, y. Y.
An Auto Grievance.
To the Editor Of Tue Evsnips World
! would like to suggest q million
dollar prize. and ~ ] had the money
would chssrfully do so. for know
the priss would never be claimed. II
offer such a prize for . statement o
any actual ana practical bensft whiel
automobiles have caused to the human
race that can compensate for the deaf
damages. fright and general nhsanc
and annoyance they have caused Il
city and country alike. our city street
used to be reasonably safe. Our quis
country roads were = delight. Ho,
about n now. WIKI the hcnkaAG, -
essk Of gasoline. the rsoik1sss ayevssl
che accidents 10 humans snA beasoD
! ~ once rsaA. '.An AstouDete1e = q
insult 10 every one sxcsp1 ~ oVnr."
GAxNh
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y>gal Asa Society, $40 Brsaawsy.
Ts the Btiso Of Tho Ewuins word
Ny brother met with an accident three
years ego and put the case IN the hands
Of q lawyer. II never was called to
trial. Five months ago my brother died.
] told the lawyer and 10 said the case
would be dropped. Where can ! ap-
ply for legal advice In the matter. free
ar at a nominal cost' MRs. Z.
Adopted Jsiy q sissea Later.
20 The Eiif0s Of The Evsnins World;
There Is . dispute as to the date on
which the Declaration OF independence
was signed. VIII you sstt!e III
+. BERNZoTT.
The Declaration OF Independence rs'
adopted July 4. iI5G. It was not signed
then, but later. There was no set time
fer the signing. Some of the delegates
amxed their signatures the following
month. some later: and one or two are
ssid TO have signed It during the mex
y~ar. To say the Declaration wal
slgnei on July e. 10 very common
mistake. That date merely marks IT.
adoption by Congress.
A Plea for the stumbling HOrss.
10 the Editor Of Tbs Esspins World
! read with Interest the letter signed
c. l.. X. In regard to little ponies draw
Rag grownup. heavy people. which
sssms unsortuna&s for tie little pony
bet IL not n uncommon sight whsrsvsI
ths ponies are owned. = 10 inhumer
81 at The sanp time rf11culous Or I
I 49, a1DGoa = ~ 0Doos1 bsonna -
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to keep company with his old Company
ana her.
'Oh. he does svsrythine." said Mrs.
Jar. and now q cup Of fresh tea,
pleased"
Gertrude was now a Wiling slave
She rushed 10 the culinary department
OF the Jar manage and in an incredibly
short Uaos Of time returned with a
SCANNING hot DUP Of tea, just Of the
strength she know Mrs. Jar preferred.
Tell mo more about the Gypsy. num-"
requested tho eager Gertrude. Does he
charge much for a good fortune? Some
OF these Gypsy women that come around
won't tell you good fortune for . quar-
ter any more. IT'S the high cost Of Nv
Ing. I suppose. used to get splendid
fortunes for twenty-five cents. But now
they won't tell you . thing for quar-
Ter. except . dark woman Is crossing
your path and you are going on q Jour-
nsy over water. A dollar 10 the vary
least ths oypsies win take now 20 tell
you anything you want to know. What
does this ons charge. mumf"
TN ten you after dinner" replied
Mr.. Jarr. And that reminds me. Ger
truds. I wish you'd make u beaten bis
cults for dinner. and be careful not to
burn the steak. and would like II you'd
clean ont the ice boz and scald II. and
ecrub the paint work In the kitchen. and
clean the silver, won't your
Sure. mum. Tn got At the biscuits
from here and DO you take the Fort
Lee ferryr'
After dinner after dinnsrr' replied
Nrs. JaFr.
The eager 0rtruds ruahed away and
soon they could hear lher hard at work
and singing like q lark
Now I'll have some comfort and sat
isfaction out OF that girl for while.
anyway.s said Mrs. Jarr Wont you
have q cup OF tea?"
IT wifi NOTv said Mr.. Jar. Tea
Bah! A straw-colored liquid that turns
dark when it's left standing. A decoc-
Ton Of weeds, made partly paiatabie,
believe, by adding NIX and cream TO h
Tea! The stun that makes women
VINO are addicted to It quarrelsoms and
fault-fndlng. Steady drinking OF THU
nsfarious concoction inspires its victims
with the desire to get clothes, hats ant
1ewe!ry such as Is worn by wives o.
wealthy men!
"Tea excites the imag!natlons o
women and causes them to imagine the,
detect the odor OF spirits on their nus
bands breaths. and It also makes then
bsNevs they behold blond hairs on tn,
ispsls OF thsir husbands coats
1T rouses dormant memories, rev.ve
! old ouarrsis and ausments new ones. l
causes women In the clutch Of the habi
: Of drinking Il TO pluck each other In tn
unlicensed resorts where II 10 vende
and say, SEQ that wom6n over there
. I know her before her husband left he,
. Yes. SITE got the divorce, but kno,
o what ] Eaowv
Mo. Nidam," added Mr.. Jar. putin
9 On Ais hat = vim NOT touch tea r,
4 su1ns - - oas's .fos . Slsss Of bee
4 ~ - .thas shsSrs but 6css~'t kr
tseor
!. $4,000, r.
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More for the Money.

HEIR defense ID an agsrsvation Of their
crime" said senator La Toilette Of .
corrupt political Clique. ''The, defense
reuinds ne Of the T.. ID. 3. line.
"a man at p. d. 8. station demanded q
ticket from Bucyrs 10 Celina. but, on hearing
the price. baked.
WHAT n snortsd. 'rifsesn cents from
Bueyrn TO Cellns! Why the troilsys1i take me
for hvsr'
Yea I know that SAID he tckst agent.
but you must remember. SIR that the troJles
run from Bucyrn TO Celina y only twenty min.
utes. whereas. by our railroad It makas An so
minute rde 20 after all. you. see, you arc
not getting . bad bargain. Nv arlington Star.
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tSA TOW that We are homo after that
long walk" began Mrs. Jarr,
"ali want 10 . sood. frsnA
cup Of tea. And. my sracious!'
Whats the matter nowT' asked Mr..
Jar. as he observed HE mate throw
herself into . onair and clasp her hands
together In great agitation ~ abe ut
tered the words, And, my graciousv'
ITO think Of my being % stupid. TO
think never thought Of II" Mrs. Jarr
replied.
stupid about whatf Not thinking
about whstf" saAd Mr.. Jarr.
ITO be In . Gypsy camp and TO Be
with Mikel. the Romany Kins, and a
real Dealer In Destinies. and then FOR
GET TO have my fortune told!"
Yes. I know" replied Mr.. Jarr. II
may die and you may marry again.
Maybe you'n pick rch guy next time, u
Now you shouldn't talk that wayr'
expostuiAtsd Mrs. Jars. 'Doa't bsstA h
talk unpleasant things. At least give
me . chance to sst . fresh oup Of tsa
Gertrude! 0ertruds''
When ths Jasvv light-runntng domsatir
appeared II the call and began to noe
suiioliy at Mira Jars request for . fress
cup OF tea. that lady put vim and alac
rity into the reluctant servitor by add
Ing.
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Idle Thoughts Of
An Inee nue.
By Alma woodward


isidns Co. The New YORK worid).
And they write plays and books about
It ana call It "seiling yourself and
bloodcurdling things like that. And al
ways the heroine ends up by falling on
the floor. a heap Of heaving chiffon.
and beats her breast and tears her haiv
and cries.
II HAVE PAIDw
When all the time It was the other
fellow who was doing the real Smelling
out! But now that I'm not so unsophis-
ticated a. to believe all tho things see
and hear, came to the conclusion that
It's q great deal easier to spend an un.
happy life II you've got something
, tangible to spend It With. than It 10 to
be both unhappy and broke.
thought that, until I Witnessed Z
vivid demonstration OF II.
Madeline Hunt was railroaded into {
marriage with an old millionaire by hsI
mother, principally because her fathe'
wouldn't pay the old lady's bridgi
debts. 1t seemed a shame at the time
parentiy beautiful. Her akin and eye
were Just as glowing a. bsby's ant
her body 20 full OF strength and grace
After her marriage she had . dinsren
car for every day in the week ana nsve
appeared In the same hat twtoe-and he
Jewels were wonderful
took dinner with her . short tim
ago. Her husband eat opposite an
kittenishly lodged the floral csntr
piece, trying TO get a glimpse OF he
face. wonder whether what ne say
pleased him?
MAdeiine's face has become an almos
inanamate thing. with uosthing ant
bitterness shining through Its lifelsss
hess. Her slender. pretty nnSers SCENE
actually burning with the white nam
Of the diamonds on them and IN
thought came TO mo that she'd IKE
close them tightly around his thro'
: until he should stop taking any mol
breaths.
1 I looked at him. His skin hsd con-
Q loose from his flesh and plested abo'
4 his features. Tho daxy!ing teeth b
ldsnsist maAs for him seemed a. inco'
, s,uovs % would - electric uyhth
el syvlsa h ~ yuins g feapsA q
}. vAa 10 sarssseA NJ ~ ssnss sesak'
,IA rsesylisai 3aAi
1nnA Z - > q
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Mixed Metaphor.

<kTHE worst cass Of Q MIXED metaphor
known" said a tacher Of English at
the University Of Pennsylvania. was
thu output II sir Ellis Ashmesd Bartlett who
belonged TO Philadelphia family. Hir Ellis
onoa wrote 10 the London Times
The concert Of the pow@s In China b a
mere deuxivs screen. agreeable In sound very
tickling to the ignorant ear. calculated to draw
tho cheers az the groundlinas. but which really
serves only "a Q blind TO ourselves. a. . cover
for ministerial insction. - . sounding board 70
tll our foes Of our plans. end q . lever whore
With thsy are enabled 10 checkmats our policy
Imagine" ended ths instractor-".masine
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A Repressed Patriot,

II HI late Psezch ouisns q Bosen -
elected rrsaidsnk d ths Land LsaCD ssd
vb1tsd Ireland soon anervasd - ~
Saturday Dvsnins PosG
A barber b Dublin vas dhswinS IN
YOU'RE Mr.. Collins. I'm thfnkin'." ~ re
barber RESPECTFULLY.
We'll. thtn." dsclaimsd ths bsrbs nouSidkdrs
his razor. II want 10 tan 70 that WV tuAuey
thousand hsavs sons Of ould Ireland resdy 10 ~
at . mom.nti call and throw on shs cunsd yoss
Of Englandr'
Collins preserved . discrsse a1sncs unkA b vss
shaved. A h putting On his coIlaF - saAsd |:
Why don't you nssi'
An" replied the bsrbs. "a usA sn-
ehtabulary wun'e II uor'
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myself, never took much
N notice. 1t seemed to me that
III marriage was . thing that
49, had to be, q little while after
ones frocks were heightened and onss
hair was stuffed full Of hairpins. In
stead of hanging comfortably and natu-
rally down one's back.
But now that I AM q candidate I've
noticed-and. oh. dear. what I've no.
ticed isn't bit encouraging! I wonder
whether tie only the people around me
who are - terribly mixed up with the
wrong partnsrsf 1t doesn't seem natu-
raj, somehow. that EVERYBODY should
have picked out the person NOT m
tended for than. And Pet. after careful
Investigation. I md that that's true. ex-
Dept for the couples who haven't been
married long enough to have shed their
company manners'
or course, when ! marry. it's coins
TO be different unless I'm swsmped By
terrible opposition.
At nrst I thought I'd marry for love
wild lovs-ths thing that people WHIT
have never loved call infatuatton. Bu'
Bess Barton married for that. My good
ness. I remember she used 20 be %
Grassy about Tom that when the,
iunched togsther the wsiter'd TAXI
away the dishes Just ss he had brought
| them.
| Shed have srtichokes and scallop
Newburg and everything right undo
her nose and never even notice them
And there she'd sit incoming at Ton
like she was hypnotizsd.
Well. Bess and Tom have been married
two years now and tho other day whel
was downtown with her she met hin
accidently on tho street ana besge
his pardon tor asking him where h
was going 10 dine that might.
Then. when saw how infatuatio
failed. ia thought ia marry Just 70
friendship. paiship. you know.
But Joan Davis triad u hrst. An
now her husbands out IN Reno booaui
Joan, finding she couldn't DO witho'
smotion. Imported soms'
%, whsa ma Sevs And fsssnam
both Turned sus unsueoeeeeul 1eundatte,
sSer tssa wesA. ! ~ easa uDsa mese
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