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The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07
pisaraeefuI Pronosition.

9lSSTaCeTul FTopoSltlons
The majority Of the committee in
vestigating the purchase Of his seat in
the senate by Lorimer has agreed 70
report generating him. There is no
occasion for comment. A more dis
graceful prostitution of the privileges
and powers of the upper house was
never made, a meaner crime was never
more completely established and fixed
upon a man. A more outrageous sale
and delivery Of democratic Legislators
was never dreamed Of than that which
marked the election of Lorimer. The
democratic party is stained and
smirChed by it's share in the Infamous
transa ction, and it viii take years OF
persistent decency to redeem II in pub
lie opinion.-Tampa Times.
A Needed Law.
We would be glad to sec the next
Florida legislature enact a law com
pelling newspapers to carry at The
head of their editorial column the name
of its owner or owners. New York has
such a law and under it the readers
Of a paper, would know who was talk
ing to Them For instance when you
turned to the editorial page Of the
Times Union you would find the
legend: Owned by the Florida East
Coast Railway. the Seaboard Air Line
Railway" and you would know that
it was run not as a disseminator Of
news but as a political asset OF
Floridas three leading railway sys
tems.-Lake City Index.
Let the People Rule.
There can be no real democracy In
a government like ours. Elect a man
TO office and there Is no way OF com
pelIing him to keep his promises. or
elect him without promises and he IS
commissioned to work for whom he
pIeases. You pay him to work with
the idea that he is your servant, but
he becomes boss and ignores your de-
mands. You cannot dismiss him or
stop his pay. The big rich wine him
and dine him, flatter him and promise
him promotion. They get what they
want. You get nothing. They get laws
I'm their interest. You get laws against
yours.
Add the initiative. referendum and
recall to our form Of government and
it becomes a real democracy. You at
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

Mr.. Blank-Do you realize how
much money you have spent the last
month?
Mrs. Blank-Why, haven't spent a
cent; / had everything charged
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

The Birmingham Ledger saws it is
going to insist that the voting pre-
cincts be reduced in size until the
votes can be counted by bedtime on
long ballots and in an hour or so on
short ones.
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The fellow who asks that girls dress
sensibly must admit they dress pleas
ingly.
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Not caring to ask a foolish question,
but do you think 1t will rain before
they get back from church today?
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

We are willing to predict that in
about twenty-five days Easter will be
remembered by the men quite as much
as 1t is today.
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Common sense applied even spar
lngly will bring wealth and content
ment.
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The Tampa Tribune does not believe
the West Florida editors are as ugly
as their pictures indicate, but we must
say that the one of Bill Mapoles fat
ters him hevond description
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To the editor who wants to know
when a chorus girl begins to lose her
beauty We must tell him that it occurs
before YOU see them.
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The Rubes are telling their readers
what fine time they had when The
Journal administered the thrashing
terrible.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

The Mobile ball club is with us to-
day-may they visit us often and get
beat frequently.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

An optinist is one who can see
peaceful times in Mexico during our
lifetime
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

Almost afraid to tell true fishing
stories about what is done every day
in this favored land for fear of being
put into the waiting list of the Ana
Mas club.
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Roosevelt is charged with trea achery.
says the Washington correspondent 20
the Houston Post. 1t appears that the
colonel has been able TO have most
anything he wanted charged to him.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

We just wonder if Teddy's mama IS
proud of him.
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Escambia. county is in the midst of
a political campaign and a sixty thou
sand dollar lawsuit.
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Man always has a peculiar express
sion when he sneezes.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

Speaking Of painful jokes, an April
fool one killed a St Louis girl.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

One of the jokes of the season is
Wtckersham pretending to be thinking
about other things than politics at this
time of the year.
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Consolidated Taxi Co.
Phone 786. Open day and
night.
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The Geneva Reaper writes about the
carnival of crime, but it probably has
the dope mixed and refers to a recent
street carnival as being a crime.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

Easter Sunday is a day for rejoicing
in Pensacola.
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Brother Weather Man is giving US
some choice offerings these days, but
not enough to make anyone write
EOetrY about him
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

The Jacksonville Times-ITnfon calls
Secretary Wilson a "barnacle'' and for
once The Journal and the Times Union
can agree.
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Should Support Him.
What Albert Says.

what Albert Says.
Albert Williamson. in his speeches
over the state, is making some pretty
salty charges against two Of his OPP
pOnents, Claude L'Engle and ]. Ed.
O'Brien. We wonder why these gen
tlemen do not camp on Mr.. William
sons trail and call him down if these
charges are untrue. Mr.. Williamson
cannot be charged with unfairness in
attacking the reSOrds of these Candi-
dates in their absence. because he has
a standing challenge to them to meet
him on the stump anywhere and any
time. We do not know whether Or
not these gentlemen have been paid
lobbyists for corporate interests. We
only know that Mr.. Williamson saws
this is the case, very plainly and spe-
citically, and unless pretty emphatic
denial is forthcoming, the people will
believe the charges are true.-Lake-
land News.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

President Taft is the best man for
the place" Dr. Wiley is reported to
have said. But we must remind Doc
that he is not a candidate for the
slaughter house and does not come
under the head Of pure or impure
foods
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It's fact that the brown eyed beau
ties prefer April to June weddings.
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The colonel continues to lose and
they say he's gaining and Wilson con-
tinues to get the delegates and some
papers say he hasn't a chance.
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Taft has the Vermont delegation to
the convention. and. it is rumored,
should he be the nominee, there are
several men up there who have voted
the Republican ticket before.
The Pensacola journal., 1912-04-07

Mary Garden in Paris" says a
headline. Truth of the matter is you
can hear of Mary being everywhere
except in clothing, but the weather's
getting warm again so what's the use.
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Anger not restrained is often
punched in the face.
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Please Explain.

To the Pensacola News, greeting:
In view Of the demonstration now be-
ing cooked up I'm New Jersey relative
to Governor Wilson'S lifelong democ-
racy, kindly explain how it happened
he was good enough democrat to be
nominated and elected governor OF his
state. After a man has been nomi-
mated and elected governor it seems to
US that the incident applies the statute
Of limitations to all inquiries about his
orthodoxy and regularity. - Tampa
Times.
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S25,0 900 TO LEND.
on Improved City Real Es-
tate in amounts from $500
up. Escanbia Realty Co.
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Williamson at Work.


Albert NJ. Williamson. the able editor
of The Jacksonville Floridian, is living
in the woods and sleeping al the same
place in the interest Of his candidacy
fGl Congressman at Large. He was
the last man to enter the race, but re-
ports indicate that he has seen more
individual voters than all the other
candidates combined and to become
acquainted with Albert is to form n
good opinion of him. He has a big
territory to conduct a gllm-shoe cam
paign over, but if he manages to see
enough people in the sticks" some
other candidate is at least going to
he compelled to run the second heat
with A. NJ. Williamson i'm the race
And the other fellow will find him i'm
fine fettle, fit and ready, not the least
bit "winded." for the race Of his life
Gainesville Sun.
Should Support Him.
DR.. Lincoln Hulley. president Of John
B. Stetson University, DeLand, is q
candidate for delegate-at-large to the
National Democratic Convention. 1t is
understood that President Huney is
personally favorable to Woodrow Will
son, but that should not be a reason
why voters who prefer other Presi-
Dental candidates should not support
this big Drained. eloquent and scholar
ly gentleman for delegate. The Florida
delegation will support the candidate
who has the largest presidential pre-
ference vote in the primary. Florida
will be honOred by having DIR. Lincoln
Hulley among its delegates to the big
onventiOn.-Palatke News
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Comment on State Politics and Politicians

men this country has known in Con-
gresS began their careers at as young
a period. Mr.. Wilson belongs TO what
is known as the Progressive Element
Of his party, but is not an unreasonable
extremist. He could he depended on
for safe and sane legislation. He is
very popular. and commands the re-
spect Of all people. AS United states
Deputy Attorney and now as state
District Attorney, he has displayed
marked ability for one OF his years.
There are already many prominent
men in the district arrayed on the
side Of his candidacy, and he will make
more friends every day Of the cam
paign.-Tallahassee True Democrat.
Best Joke of Season.
The best joke Of the campaign came
to light yesterday. In a small sheet
printed for campaign purposes in Ybor
City, entitled "El Aeroplano," devoted
to write-ups Of candidates, appears an
article about State School Superinten-
dent Holloway, in which the state
ment appears, in elegant Spanish:
Prof. Holloway is the only educator
who can compare to Booker Washing
tom 1t seems 10 be up to Prof. Hol-
loway to whip the editor or sue for
libel.-Tampa Tribune.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-07
THIS CHICKEN HAS
ONE LEG TO SPARE
Kaysville Man Possesses
Rooster With Claim to
Unique Distinction.

In the barn ward Of j. W. Buchanan
eral side kick. - Please note tho word
literal. otherwise the impression might
be gained that the monarch Of the hen
roost had chosen some discrcdited way
farer 80 chum. This would be untrue
in .act and possibility. Though chanti-
cleer figures daily in Romeo and Juliet
tableaux, no one ever caught him play
ing either lead or secondary part in a
vaudeville, Damon and Pythias sketch.
He may grow sentimental toward the
fairer members OF his harem. but never
maudlin with the fellows Of his set.
The ''side kick in this instance is
= third leg, emerging from the bird S
body Just behind the regular left limb.
II is fully developed and ordinary in ap-
pearance. bat the rooster chooses TO re-
gard IL as a luxury, never permitting it
70 he saddled with any OF the mcnfal
tasks belonging TO regular foot aud
leg. For instance, when he dusts his
resplendant coat, he uscs the third foot
10 silt the fine dirt through his feathers
--drclming the while, no doubt, that be
is being served by a faithful valet.
Occasionally, in lonesome moments. he
can be seen 10 reach round and. grasp
ing the foot with bis bill indulge in a
hearty up and down movement, not un
like 3 political handshake. The rooster
is OF Rhode Island Red parentagc.
Uniquely enough, the extra foot is pos
sessed Of five toes, like the fingers Of a
hand. The Dorking. an English fowl,
is the only branch Of the chicken fam.
ilv that has regularly five toes
Mr.. Buchanan saws that he has re-
fused an offer Of $3.50 for the bird.
He has NOT determined vet Just what he
will do with il. 1t is remarkably healthy
and large for its age, being only cock
crel. months old.
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SE ROM time immemorial before
Il the tower of Babel reared its
crest into the clouds, or the Sphinx
gazed out upon tho desert waste. WON.
an has pressed her own suit and Of
fcred her hand in marriage to man,
declares Miss Cathrine Countiss. the
Colonial star, who has this week stirred
up 20 much discussion among local play
goers by her characterization of the
Marie Louise Novsin in thc Bernstein
drama, The Thief. - at the Colonial.
In his play, Bernstein advances the
situation OF woman so desperately in
love with her husband that she steals
thousands Of dollars from their friends
in order that she may array herself in
the feminine iincrlcS she knows be is
50 fond of seeing on women. The great
develops this theory TO such
a stage in 1.-THE Thief that the i'm
preston Is constantly before his audi
euccs that the balance Of love In the
Noysin household was largely on the
wife : side, and this has occasioped
more and more comment among play
eoers this week as the engagement of
The Thief at the Colonial pro-
crosses.
The women of the audiences are
loath 10 admit the truth of the Bern
stein situation, and Miss Countiss has
received so many letters condemnipg
the situations Of the play as unreal in
comparison with actual life that she
gave out this statement after Wcdnes.
day nights performance of 1.-The
Thief
/ believe Bernstein was right in
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-07

THE new bill al tho Empress IL with
Il out question one OF the most eH-
ceieut that the popular vaudeville house
has offered local patrons since its open
ing. Yesterdays matinee and evening
performances, opening the weeks stand.
drew unusually large audiences, and the
various numbers, remarkably we'll di-
yerStied and balanced. from headincr
down. were received with warmth well
deserved.
As the heJdlincr. "a Might on Roof
Garden is entitled TO all that Is claimed
FOR n. Ruby Lusby and Willie Dunlay,
az the stars scquit themselves with a
credit that would nstter many pcrfor-
mcrs Of more assuming rcpute. Both
possess pleasing voices, are attractive
and accomplished. and depict their roles
with that ease and polsc only too often
lacking on the siaGc-
The piece ls q musical comedy tabloid.
IN which dazzling costumes. claborat te
scenery and striking electrical effects are
used tn give color ana realism 10 the set
tinE suggested b. the title. The music
aud lhrcttO are based on tho visit of a
Young Texas girl. "rhc Wildhower" to
New iUrk. accompanied by profcs =
sioual ClIaperou. her meeting with 4
handsome Young Now York society man.
the difficulties of carrying on their court
slip under the eye 81 tie Chapcron and
the usual happy hnalc Ample oppor-
tunlty Tor dancing. multitude Of laughs.
"a bit 10 rich acting and well rendered
musical numbers BE- afforded, and d must
be said that tic COMPANY, one and all,
take advantage thereof with praise
worthy ability.
Jusuita oven. as NTs. WortMngton
the chdperou. Nolc FehncstoCk. as Frau-
-ols. waiter. and Bcsric Ricardo. Bessie
Mack. hiay Clinton. Belle Coma. Billie
IS .lSou and Marie Harrington. as New
York society buds. arc all artists. as are
Harold Vincent. Melville Anderson Dick
T. LEstranzc. john Willard. stanford Law
ton aSd Bcrtum Parry. as society chap<
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the picture he has drawn in the
play Marie Yoysin Was far more
in love with her husband than he
was with her, though he believed
he adored her aud that she was
everything in the world TO him.
But [ believe that every woman
forces her suit with the man she
marries. Woman started to marry
man as far back rs Adam, and hav-
ing met with instant and remarka.
bic success, she has never desistcd.
That man considers woman his in.
ferior both mentally and physically
and that fair woman Is his coveted
prize is the dclusion that cnsuares
him and permits a woman to make
love, propose and marry HIM while
he fondly imagincs that he is pur-
suing her instead Of being pur-
sued.
| have arrived al this conclusion
after discussing tho subject with
many women in all walks Of life
and in all parts OF the country dur
ing my many wears of travel. II
is perfectly true, of course, that
man pops the question in the ma
.iorlty OF cases, but he doesn { do
it until he has been led up TO it in
n circumlocutory manner by the
girl. Train a girl as you will, teach
her all that YOU can of the laws
Of courtship and that she will be
the one sought after. and in the
end the woman in the maid Will
assert the right that is hers, and
choose the man she intends TO mar
rv and before she S finished she
viii have landed him.
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BOOTHS
Ell HYOM Ell
Breathe 1t for Catarrh,
Physicians Prescribe
1t and Pharmacists
Recommend It.
Quickly Clears Stufed-Up Head and
Stops Snufling and Hawking.

In the morning, shortly after You
awake, dear reader, do YOU have to
hawk aud strain 10 get that stubborn
piece OF mucous out of YOUR throat7
Get rid of catarrh now; IT Will grow
worse as you grow older. Ono day OF
breathing pleasant, healing HlOMEl
pronounce it IIigh-o-me), the guaran-
tecd catorrh remedy. viii give YOU
such wonderful relief that YOU viii
wonder why YOU doubted the statement
that Booth s lNOMEI would end the
most aggravating case of catarrh.
4 hard rubber pocket inhaler and n
bottle of HYOMEl and simple instruc-
tions for use is sl.0o. This is called the
HNOMEf outfit. II one bottle does
not hanish Your catarrh, you can get
another for only 30 cents. Thousands
use IL for coughs, cold and Group. Sold
bv Sehra amm.J Johnson, FIVE stores, and
druggists everywhere.
tAdvcttiscmrnD
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ADJUSTMENTS

SALT LAKE THEATER-Valeska
Suratt IN The Kiss Waltz to-
night Tho Rosary" two nights.
beginning Friday with matinee
Saturday.
OEPHEUM THEATER - Advanced
vaudeville. Performances every af-
ternoon and evening.
EMPRESS sullivan Con-
s!dinc vaudeville. Matinee daily at
e.2o Two evening performances.
$50 and 9:l5. New bill opened yes
;erday.
COLONIAL THEATER-"Th Thief
emotional drama. Al the week.
Mstinees Thursday and Saturday.
GARRtCK THEATER-Garrick Stock
company, ia our New Minister"
Performances every evening. Mat
iuec Saturday.
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An are graceful and sing wonderfully

An are graceful and sing wonderfully
well
A number of new musical hits. includ-
ing There's Nothing Like That In
Texas Jimmie Brown "Powdery
Powder Rag and IL Never Was Meant
for You are sprung. and the audiences
after each Performance went away
whiSllns the catchy airs
THE Twin Flats presented by
Katherine klarc and Charles p. Ward.
assisted by Hazel Sherwood and George
Langley, Is a good comedy hit. presenting
A series OF rapid and ludicrous situations
surrounding = hill collector. The entire
company easily suStalns it's reputation as
q leading vaudeville comedy aggrcga-
ton
Chapman and Berude two exceptional
llan to- hand symnastS open the per-
tormsnce with new and surprising fea-
lures In TINS Inc, and do some epuili
brlstlc stunts never witnessed here be-
fore. Their act is novel and genuine In
every sense.
Jura. Reed and ST. John, is an excellent
musical feature, presented on q some
~hat different scale from most acts OF
that class. and all three artists establish
full right TO the title.
Ida Russell and katherine Church, two
magnetic young women. present a musi-
cal character and dance skit that met
with instant approval. The act Is en-
titled Prom Society to the Bowery," :"
and offers fun from start To finish.
Billy Green, Henry McHenry and
bo'neT l1cdl". Ihc Rag Time Trio "
combine their voices, dancing ability and
"A piano 10 prove that they really can
tured New York while appearing there
recently. They are one OF the best dane
Ing and singing comedian trIos thar hn
appeared here.
Pathe's weekly review in motion films
OF current news and happenings closes
an all-star programme and Il is sa 70
1 TO predict that the Empress will do a
| big business so long as such excellent
| bills are Forthcoming
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the parts burnt Ike fire. My limbs got 80
bad that from my ankles TO my knees there
wosn't.a a particle OF skin on them. and the
flesh itseif turned perfectly blue and raw.
continually throwing OF a moisture. and
bad TO keep them wrapped in oiled silk cloth
to keep my underclothes from sticking fast
10 my limbs
II tried n kinds Of ointments. -.
-. and a thousand others. and took
all kinds OF internal medicine but with no
relief. Then | bathed my body with Cuti-
curo Soap and kept " anoiatcd with Cuu-.
cura Ointment and my skin Is nov as smooth
as a hsby's They cured me completely"
tsigned) Harry a. Jones Feb. 10. 1912.
single cake OF Cuticura Soap and box Of
Cuticura Ointment are often sufficient whcu
all else has failed. Cuticura Soap l2Jc.) and
Ointment Cncl are sold by druggists and
dealers ever where Sample Of each mailed
Gee, With 32-p. skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. Z. Boston
ss-Tender-fEced men shoulduse Cuticura
bosD Shaving Snck. &c. SSnuIs lsaa-
fAfVsrtire---an
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TERRIBLE SUFFERER
FROM ECZEMA
Several Years, Legs and Arms
Worst, Parts Burnt Like Fire.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment
Cured Completely, Skin Smooth,

us East St. san Francisco. Cal.-"I
used the CIticura Remedies while in busi-
ness in san Francisco before tho earthquake
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Stenographers.

Important. Ask the Underw God Type
writer Co.. l6 Exchange Place. Phone
Exchange los. Advertisement
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william \. Brady is sending to tho
Salt Lake theater Tor three nights be-
ginning Thursday, November e. and a
Saturday matinee, Bought and Paid
for, by George BrOadhurst. Robert
Stafford. a millionaire who marrics a
telephone girl, and after three months Of
married life comes home drunk and tells
his wife that he has bought and paid
FOR her that II was his money that
brought her 10 him. and that he had the
right 10 force his attentions Sn her And
she stands accused and confessos the
truth of the assertion, but processes a
change OF heart since then. and tells
OF her love for the man she married
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Laughter Is tho wine OF life. and II
can make them laugh--lunOcently and
morrtiy-I have done my duty This is
the philosophy II Annie Kent, whose
merrNmakngs have given her tic soubri- :
quet o. the little jester" She Is at the
Orphcum this week She ls small but
has way with her that inspires hllaritv.
IL Us hard To make some people smile
she -aid. II often have watched some
one poor soul In my audience who seems
dctcruincd not TO give way 10 his feel
ines of mirth. and then aud there / have
determined 10 make him
This is matinee day at the Colonial and
this afternoon Miss CountiSs and the
Colonial company will be seen In The
Thief the Bernstein drama that has
Caugcd so much discussion among the
feminine patrons OF tho house this week
The thief u a woman who steals in
order that she may wear the beautiful
clothes she knows her husband loves 10
see, but cannot afford 20 give her Next
week the Colonial viii go 10 the other OK
trcme In feminine characters and offer
Mrs. Wigs OF tic Cabbage Patch"
The Kiss Waltz VIII give an extra
and fast Performance a. tho Salt Lake
theater tonight. The Lively operct,a
played TO bis crowds al Yesterdays mat