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The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11
INDUSTRIAL LEAGUE,
Final StfndinU.
kkUGATUCK FIVE WILL
PLAY HERE WEDNESDAY

The st. Joseph's. who will be known
as the Blue Ribbons in the future
will play the strong Naugatuck five
at Eagles hall Wednesday night.
Morrison, who made a hit with the
crowd last week by his sensational
shots, will be at center for the To-
Gals. and Bob Hoffman will also be
in the line up. The Columbias and
Edgewoods will play for the Junior
championship of the city and the Nut
meg and Bridgeport girls will clash
in the first of the series for the girls
championship. After the games there
will be dancing for which Speidel's
orchestra will furnish the music The
line up for the main contest:
Blue Ribbons Naugatuck
Leavy, Hurley Ashmore
Right Forward
Hoffman Caine
Left Forward
Morrison O'Laughlin
Center
F. Langhammer Pagan
Right Guard
w. LAnghammer Mccarthy
Left Guard
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0UTF|ELDER CARROLL CAN'T
BE FOUND BY BRIDGEPORT
Troy Club Will Send Another Man If PLAYER
Traded For RueII Fails To Report

ment, today. For a time Bergen was
the catching sensation of the Nation
al league although he was never a
wonder with the bat.
Charlottesville, Va, March 11-Their
first real practice Of the training sea-
son was held bv the Washington Ma
tionals, today ,on Lambeth Field.
Twenty-eight were in the squad, only
three being absent The "vets" ar
rived. Sunday. Germany" schafer is
due. today, but Jack knight will re.
main at Columbia university until the
gong rings.
1t looks as If Abe Attell has STRUCK
the long lane that has no turning.
He got it again Saturday night in
San Francisco when Tommy Murphy
bout. Murphy had the better of it
all the way. Attell will have to fall
back upon his old stunt of fighting
the easy marks now. 1t looks as if
he couldn't give the top notchers a
good argument any more.
Gus Gardella, the former Spring
field third baseman. has been turned
over to Mobile Of the Southern AS
ISOLATION by the New York Giants.
Gardella has been laid UP with a bad
leg since he Joined the Giants camp
at Marlin and he hasn't been able t.
do himself justice.
Manager Tom Connery Of the Hart
ford club is laid up with an attack
of the grip at his home In st. Louis.
He expected to go to Hot Springs
with his hess. Owner Jim Clarkin of
the Senators, but may have to call
the trip off.
Pat Donahue, a veteran catcher
who has seen service with the Phil
adelphia Athletics and the Boston
Red Sox. has been bought by New
Haven from Toledo of the American
association. He finished third among
the catchers last year with a fielding
average of 1884 but his batting aver
age looks like a last years bathing
suit. 1t is .159.
Pitcher Fanwell. another one Of the
was farmed to Davenport. Ia, of
the Three I league by Toledo last
season. He won six and lost five for
Davenport.
The Giants managed to get in two
good games at Dallas and Fort Worth
yesterday. The Giant Regulars beat
Dallas by to with Tesreau, Max
we'll and Pierce twirling and the Giant
Colts lost to Fort Worth by to 1.
Munsell, Fullenweider and Terrell
worked for the Colts. Steven Jacob
son. the outfield recruit, stole home
with the Giants only run.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11

PROPOSALS FOR STREET SPHINX.
LING


Proposals will be received by the
Director of Public Works until Thurs
day, March IA, 1912. at II o'clock a.
m. for sprinkling all of the streets of
the city shown and specified on list
in office of said Director of Public
Works about "a miles in all, for
period of eight months, that is from
April 1st, 1912 to December list, 1912
Water and the use of hydrants to be
furnished by the city.
Proposals will specify the rate per
1ineal foot of streets and will specify
rates for trolley streets and for nom
trolley streets separately for said
period of eight months.
A certified check for $4,000 pay
able to Treasurer Of City Of Bridge
port, Conn, to accompany bid as a
guarantee Of good faith to enter into
a contract if bid is accepted.
The Director reserves the right to
reject any and all proposals.
J. A. COURTADE,
Director of Pubic Works,
Room 16, City Hall,
S IL Sc Bridgeport, Conn.
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Bridgeport Shooters
Tied With Portland
c. W. Van Stone of This City
Makes Fine individual
Score

Bridgeport and Portland, Me-, are
still tied for first place in the New
England Rifle League. each having
seven victories and no defeats. There
was only one change in the standing
during the eighth week. The Man.
chester team dropped into a triple
tie for third place. The high individ>
ual score Of the week was 100, made
by Harry Stevens of Portland. A.
B. Durgin Of Portland and G. w. Van
Stone of Bridgeport each scored 80.
The summary of last weeks
matches:
Bridgeport beat Manchester, 931 to
49,
Portland beat Bangor, 921 to SS1.
Boston Revolver won from Middle
sex by default (Boston Revolver's
score SS7.)
Federal Rrange won from Brook
line by default. Federal Ranges
score s7S.)
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ALGOkQuINS BREAK
EVEN WITH UNION LEAGUE
In Sea Side Club Round Robin Tour.
nament T. NJ. Adams Defeats
j. e. Camp.

Local clubmen are taking great i'm
terest in pool and billiards just now.
There is a round robin tournament at
the Seaside club and a series of
matches between the Algonquin club
players and the Union League club
team of New Haven is also in pro-
gress.
At the Seaside club Saturday night,
T. NJ Adams. one of the organiza-
TONS best players, beat J. E. Camp
at billiards by 225 to IS. Adams
highest run was 81.
The third meeting between the AL
eonquins and Union leaguers took
place Saturday night and resulted in
a tie. The local players lost two out
of three contests at billiards hut won
two out Of three at pool. Eaton was
the only one of the AlgonQuins to
win the billiard match. AT pool Hen
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Pinfan Of Teams.
FACTORY LEAGUE.
Team Standing.

High three strings individual, Fftz-
gerald, 346.
High team total, Warner Bros. Co..
1866.
High team three string, Billiard
Machine Tool Co., SIP.
Games This Week.
Tonight-Newspaper vs. War
ner Bros. Co.
Tuesday-Bullard Machine Co. vs..
George c. Batcheller Co.
Wednesday-Coulter & Mckenzie
Machine Co. VS.. Locomobile Co.
Thursday-Graphoph Co. vs.. A.
& b Co.
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BOXING
(SpeciaI from United Press

Especial from United Press.)
New York, March 11-Joe jean
nette and Nat Dewey, negro heavy
weights, clash on Wednesday night
before the Longacre A. A. Dewey
dropped Jeanette for the count of
six in their battle at Chattanooga.
New York, March Thames Coffey,
the Irish White Hope. will get another
chance to show his ability, Friday
night, when he hooks up with Soldier
Kearns, before the new Polo A. c.
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TO BUILD NEW THEATRE.

Peter Dave. proprietor Of the Bijou
theatre on Fairfield avenue. has COM
pleted plans for the erection of a new
theatre near the corner of East Main
street and Barnum avenue, according
to the announcement of Mr.. Dave.
He says that the structure is to be of
concrete. two stories in height, with
10 fire exits and to cost $4,000.
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PROTEST AGAINST BILL.

Of the Hebrew Sick Benefit society in
this city a strong vote of protest was
taken against the passage of the Dill
bingham immigration bill, now before
the United States Senate. Copies of
the protest will be sent to the Con-
necticut delegation in congress.
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WILL ROLL TWO MAN
MATCH FOR 500 BET.

Local bowling fans are considerably
interested In the two man match be-
city and Lathrop and Mccarthy of
Hartford. The first battle will be
staged at the Park City alleys next
Friday night when II games will be
rolled. The following week 10 games
will be played in Hartford. The match
is for 500 a side and the local bowl
ers think they have a good chance to
win the mazuma
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SCORES FROM THE SOUTH
Philadelphia Athletics Barely Beat
San Antonio and New Orleans
Defeats Chicago Cubs.

New Orleans. March 1.-THE first
exhibition baseball game of the sea-
son here ended yesterday in to
victory by the New Orleans (South-
ern league) team over the Chicago
National youngsters, who are here
Tor spring training.
Houston. Tex. March 1.-THE game
between the Houston (Texas League)
club and Chicago American team
was called at the END of the 10th inn
ing on account Of darkness with the
score a tie at 3 to g.
San Antonio, Tex, March 11-With
Cy Morgan, Krause and Houck pitch
ing the Philadelphia Americans bare
ly won from the San Antonio CTexas
League) team, to s.
Waco, Tex, March 1.-THE Waco
(Texas League) team was unable to
bat in a game with a team of Chi
cago American players and lost II to
Galveston, Tex, March 1.-THE Sec
ond section of the Chicago American
lea que team again defeated the Gal.
weston (Texas league) team yesterday
IL to 0.
Austin, Tex, March 1.-THE Austin
CTexas league) team defeated the
Philadelphia American second team
yesterday. 2 to l.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11

Schedule For This Week
Bangor vs.. Taunton.
Boston Revolver vs. Portland.
Bridgeport VS.. Middlesex.
Brookline VS.. Manchester.
Federal Range VS.. Deering.
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Later there will be more
and detailed news that YOU
cannot afford TO miss. Watch!
THE ROWLAND DRY GOODS co.

ry Osborne defeated Bowers of New
Haven by 100 to SO while David Og.
borne beat Smith by 100 to q. The
play off will be decided some time
this week if possible,
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News for
WISE men.

A new clothing store is coming to town.
1t will be in ways than one-totally unlike
any hereabouts.
It is to be located the ground floor Of the former
Taylor building with entrances direct from Cannon street
and from the main Rowland store.
In it, mems clothing will be sold in the same way
dry goods-at fair profit
to be valued and worthy part Of this and big
ger store.
We going right out to get lot of mems business
Men will buy dependable good-lookng clothes, clothes
Of real quality here for less than they've been buying
them.
It will be the regular thing to sell clothing at less
than usual price in this sort of clothing store for
We shall be satisfied with small profit Sometimes
shall not expect any profit at ALL
AS matter Of fact, there will be times when shall
sell things for less than pay That will be of
ways of advertising way of getting big business
from in short time
Some great good times coming for who buy
clothing!
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11
League Records,

League RecOfdS.
High team single, Wonders, 512.
High three strings, Clintons, 1473.
High single, Chase, 144.
High three strings, Grindrod, 344.
Total Pinfau of Teams.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11
HOW COLD CAUSES
KIDNEY DISEeASB

Partly by driving blood from the
surface and congestfng the kicney1,
and partly by throwing too much
work upon them. Foley Kidney Fills
strengthen the kidneys, give toHa to-
the urinary organs and restore the
normal action Of tho bladder. They
are tonic In action, quick in results.
TRY them. L. r. Curtis. II SIS
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11

Wants, To Rent, For Sale,
&C., 1 cent a word in Farmer
Want Column.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11

No matter what you want
try the Farmer Want Col.
unn.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1912-03-11

Pitcher Fanwell. another one Of the
stars New Haven bought from Toledo
was farmed to Davenport. Ia, Of
the Three I league by Toledo last
season. He won six and lost five fol
Davenport,
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Lost.

His forehead knitted with lines of
grief, the man is on his knees.
Lost! LOST" he means.
Trembling, the others stand about
him, waiting his next words. They
have offered him what little consola-
ton, what little aid, is in their power.
But what do words avail when a
strong man Is struggling with the
binding realization of his fears?"
Lost! LOST" he walls, beating
his hands and his forehead upon the
floor.
Realizing that he has reached the
crisis in his life in which mundane
interference is useless, the others
wait, wonderingly. The man straight
ems up, and rises to his feet, the light
of new determination in his eyes,
the glow of a new resolution on his
countenance.
81 can't find that collar BUTTON" he
says. "Wonder If there's another one
in the house"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05
ALMOST FRANTIC WITH
ITCHING ECZEMA

Eight years ago / got eczema all
over my hands. My fingers fairly bled
and 1t itched until 1t almost drove me
frantic. The eruption began with
itching under the skin. 1t spread fast
from between the fingers around the
nails and all over the whole hands. l
got pair Of rubber gloves in order to
wash dishes. Then 1t spread all over
the left side of my chest. A fine doc
tor treated the trouble two weeks, but
did me no good | cried night and
day. Then | decided to try Cuticura
Soap and Ointment but without much
hope as had gone so long. There
was marked change the second day,
and so on until l was entirely cured.
The Cuticura Soap We have always
kept in our home, and we decided
after that lesson that it is a cheap
soap in price and the very best in
quality. My husband will use no other
soap in his shaving mug" (Signed)
Mrs. G. A. Selby, Redonda Beach,
Cal, Jan. Is, 1911. Although Cuticura
Soap and Ointment are sold by drug
gists and dealers everywhere, sam.
pie of each, with 32-page book, will
be mailed free on application to
"Cuticura," Dept. "a X, Boston.
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Ha Guessed WRONG.

Harold" says the young wife, III
you were to become a Mormon, and
were allowed to have six wives, who
would you pick out for the other
five?"
Why" Harold muses., Il should Sc
lect five duplicates of you, my dear"
Instead of approaching his gallan-
try, as he had expected, she bursts
into tears with:
And when we were engaged you
vowed / was the only girl on earth,
that there never was nor could be
anyone like mel"
Harold exerts himself to soothe
her, and finally says:
"You know wouldn't be Mormon
anyway. darling"
With a fresh outburst OF tears the
grief-stricken wife exclaims:
"Ahi You mean that IL there were
any others like me you wouldn't mar
ry themi You brute! I'm going home
to mamma"
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The Backteriologlst.

A Richmond darby CHANGED to meet
OH the street friend who complained
of much misty" Indeed, the af-
flicted one was in despair, SO tucker
ed out" was he.
"Wot seems to be de matter?" asked
the first negro.
"Jim," said the other with a moan
and a gesture indicating the portion
of his anatomy that was giving him 30
much trouble, Use got sech awful
pains in nah back heah!"
Jim assumed an air of great solem-
nifty and wisdom. In dat case" said
he, "dere's only one thing TO you to do.
Jes' yo' put yo'se'f in de hands O. dat
Doctah Blank. I hears dat he's de
finest backteriologist in de whole souf. i"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

DIR. ID. Ii. Baker asserts that common
salt is a cure for what is often termed
''shrewishness" in women.
The wife of Henry Peck possessed a most
unpleasant habit.
She seemed to think he was tame and
gentle as a rabbit,
And she would criticse his acts, likewise
his lack of action,
And scold poor Henry-Peck until he Dor
dered on distraction.
She was not what one ought to term a
grabbed wife, or cross
Twas simply that she wished 1t under
stood that she was boss.
Now Henry Peck with great delight learn
ed that the salt we sprinkle
Upon our food would make her voice as
sweet as bells that tinkle,
Would make her lose her ruling ways,
her dominant demeanor,
And thus insure a household life much
gladder and serener.
So when she next upraded him for some
misstep or fault
He seized the cellar and he shook upon
her head some salt.
Poor Henry Peck Immediately his wife
became quite flustered
The speech she used was hotter than the
hottest brand of mustard
Was sharper than white vinegar and
singing red pepper
And Henry thanked his lucky stars ne
was a speedy stopper,
For out he fled pursued by her and by
rolling pin,
And though he then apologized, she would
not let him in.
Then Henry Peck sat down and thought
and long he cogitated;
He solved the problem finally, and then
arose elated
And FASTENED to a wholesale house where
salt was sold by acres,
For he saw that this remedy should not
be flung from shakers.
And when next time his wife began to let
her temper run,
He pulled a valve above her head-and
down there came ton!
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. Z 9 o. .
Is THE Ma ME
~0F TIE BEST MEOiCINE
/for COUG HIS q COLDS
Jones Admitted Il.

Jones and Brown argued as they al
ways did when they had time enough.
They had dined together, and as Jones
lived ut a distance and 1t was very
late Brown offered to put him up for
the night.
On the way home they fell to dis
cussing the strategy of the Civil war
as indicated by the campaigns of Lee
and Grant. The topic was elastic
enough to keep them going for half
an hour, and reached its height as
they neared the Brown house.
Then Brown lost his temper
Jones'" said he, 'if you don't admit
that Grant was a greater general than
Lee, you can't sleep here"
1t was then two o'clock in the morn
ing, and Jones was eight miles from
home.-Chicago Post.
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Ycuna, but Oh, Myl

The lawyer was sitting at his desk,
absorbed in the preparation OF brief.
So bent was he on his work that he
did not hear the door as 1t was push
ed gently open, nor see the curly head
that was thrust into his Office. A lit
tie sob attracted his notice, and turn
ing, he saw a face that was streaked
with tears, and told plainly that his
feelings had been hurt.
well, my little man, did you want
to see me?"
Are you a lawyer"
Yes. What Is 1t you want?"
II want" and there was resolute
ring in his voice-"I want a divorce
from my papa and mammal"
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mary,s Little Postscript.

Mistress-Mary, wasn't that gentle
man asking for me?
The New Maid-No, mum, he de-
scribed the lady he wanted to see as
being about forty, and l told him 1t
couldn't be you.
Mistress-Quite right, my dear. And
you shall have an extra afternoon of
tomorrow.
The New Maid-Yes, mum! Thank
ee, mum! Yes, mum! told him 1t
couldn't be you, as you was about fifty
Mistress-And while you're taking
your afternoon off you'd better look
for q new place!
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Her RESIGNATION.

Papa" she said, 81 am very angry
with Geraldine.
Whats Geraldine done?" asked hire
father.
why, l told her secret last sum-
mer," said the little girl, Indignantly,
and she has just told me she's 60
ing to tell It,"
That's very wrong Of Geraldine,
Has she any excuse?"
why, told her it was wicked to tell
a secret, and what do you think she
said? She said: oh, know, but I've
resigned from the secret
Papa" she concluded, earnestly
you can't resign from a secret, can
your"
The mental processes Of children are
past finding out.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05
Knees Became Stiff
Five Years of Severe Rheumatism

The cure of Henry ]. Goldstein, IA
Barton Street, Boston, Mass, is another
victory for Hoods Sarsaparilla. This great
medicine has succeeded in many. cases
where Others have utterly failed. Mr..
Goldsten says: 81 suffered from Irheuma-
and caused excruciating pain. My knees
would become as stiff as steel. -ried
many medicines without relief, then took
Hoods Sarsaparilla, soon. felt much better,
and now consider myself entirely cured.
/ recommend Hoods"
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05
Other Considerations.

"She Is the most beautiful I have
ever SEEN" enthusiastically says the
young man who is telling his father
about the girl to whom he~has become
engaged while away on his vacation.
"No doubt, my son." replied the IA
Their. But" he adds. looks are not
everything. Mere beauty does not al
WAYS constitute that which maintains
the affections and insures happiness
throughout life. There should be-"
"As to that" interrupts the son,
~sbe has about 6 million in her OVID
name"
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Not Affnltles.

Mistress-And why did you leave
your last place?
Maid-Me and the missis was not
ongenial-Harper's Bazaar
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CREAM OF RYE

For health and energy eat it for
breakfast. Reduces cost of living.
Free Silver spoon in every package.
Ask your grocer for package
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

Work, but don't worry; work is
tonic, worry poison; day of worry
will bring more gray hairs than a
week of work.-Speed.
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important Distinction.

"You can take that ak and get up
an appetite for a little dinner" said
the farmers wife.
Lady" replied Wandering Mike,
what l was applyin' fur was food /;
not physical culture"
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fearful Pair.

I'm the saddest thing there is-the
ghost of lost love-"
Huh! I'm worse than that! I'm
the ghost of a vanished bank &C.
count!"-Puck
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

Sore Throat is no trifing ailment. II
will sometimes carry infection to the en-
tire system through the food you eat.
Hamlins Wizard Oil cures Sore Throat.
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All Very True. But

Fond Father-Yes, Johnny, when
the Millennium is come the lamb can
lie down with the lion in perfect
safety
Little Johnny (doubtingly) s'pose
that's so, but I'd rather be the lion,
Just the same.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma'
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money IL IL fails TO cure. 10. w.
GROVES signature is on each box. Csc.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

Profitable goods are good friends
that we dearly love to part with.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

Lewis Single Binder, extra quality to
bacco, costs more than other Sc cigars.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

1t seems that to make both ends
meet requires no end of money
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

It doesn't take a fisherman to cast
slurs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

Your drnggist Will refund money II PAZ0 ONT
MINT fails 70 cure any case Of Itching, Blind.
bleeding or Pnotruding Piles In 70 IL days. eoc-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

Many mans handshake is less SIN
cere than the wag Of his dogs tail.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05

A woman falls In love gracefully,
but a man usually stumbles into 1t.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-05
Physical Proof.

Mr.. Jims. l saw your double on the
street today"
Impossible. madam. I'm a single
man."