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New Ulm review., 1912-11-13

Tragic and Romantic Epis odes N
It's Historic Career.
DEADLY BATTLE. WITH a MOB.


The Bloody climax Ia tha Atten, ntaa
aid ~ IL. i ord core,on Is ;o+.r... e
E;....;.l : -. - S. 49, ..:,., s.
80
s -. - : =
No other banking institution has 80
romantic history as that pertaining
To tha Rank IF england tho 5..n1d I.a,7,.
- ,rhra., J, o,5,a st,,ao+,
- = -. .
80 :. .ne ,p'ouy Ep.svsles - .nes nis-
Wy - 'ne panh y tnat emDIaced u
tue Story OF Cnarles waiter Godfrey
one OF Its early partners In the bank.
It appears that Godfrey while crossing
the channel in the midst of terrif,c
storm and Iaden with fco on = dra Pc
for +ho old - ry;,,,,, xu,,l,o,,,, ~, q. J.
.. o,..s-. 80
80, '. t'.us 1sa1u. : ans. .nS
iorees yes u LOUIS Aiv., lnslsted upon MS
rlgnt 70 dellver the warrant var Tor the
money lnto the nanus OF the KING, then.
Y 5tne trencnes under NOT nre: AS ne
nanded the document 20 the King. say
ing. II response % Wliilam's groWi OF
renonstrance, m !. tnen, more ex-,,
posed 10 danger than your majesty X
9 ca cannon non pail swept away MS mead
NOT So very many years ago there
STOOD over the massive fireplace IN the
dlrectors room OF the bank three rusty
speclhehs oI the Old Brown bess to-.
eeinnef WI hum mper 81 ros'' s g. y
SNAPPED bullets z, s iese relAls was en-
f.,otiieu 6 i'icture oI the heNoVeuper9night
IL Iloo Wllen the mon OF sGordon riot
ers marcned down from NeWgate. set
ting nre to every Catholic chapel on
the way and advancing with force OF
1900 upon the bank itself.
The clerks, armed with muskets.
were unproVided with shot. Before
them lay rows Of leaden inkstands.
suggesting the possibilities OF new
use. In less than half an hour the Ink
stands had been melted and turned
into bullets. The muskets We're load
ed. At every window or the bank
stood two marksmen, their guns train
ed on the mob below. Yet the rioters
came on until they were within ten
yaxds OF the bank gates. Then snarp
and clear above the frtghtfui din rose
the order to hre, and from the WIN
dows poured deadly volley. When
the smoke finally cleared away 250
lay dead or dying In the open space
now covered by the esplanade OF the
Royal Exchange. The attacking army
wavered, stopped. broke line and fed.
and the Gordon riots were at an end.
During the first part OF the reign OF
George II. 1t was the practice OF all
banks to give receipt IN payment OF
Ia deposit. the receipts being passed
i from hand to hand and serving the
same purpose as the check OF today.
At that time Childs' bank. private
concern. which had the backing OF q
great part Of the English nobility. ex-
hibited such signs OF future greatness
that the Bank OF England became <.s''ll' !.
greatly alarmed. especially N view VI
the fact that the ''Old Ladys no'es
were at discount OF ~ per cent. ~ ~
little by little. through tne!r agents. e J.
the managers OF the Bank OF Hns'anu :
bought up every receipt bearing lie M
Chtlds signature. allowing tue co''ec-
New Ulm review., 1912-11-13
Il Was Alive.

There are in the Book Monthly some
Memories Of Mark Twain, chiefly in
London. by his cousin, Katherine Clem-
ems. One Of the stories told is con-
nected with visit the humorist paid
to Nine. Tussaud's. While in the ia
nous show he stood a long while in
contemplate Of an especially clever
piece Of waxwork. He felt a sudden
stab Of pain in his side and, turning
quickly, found himself face to face
with dumfounded British matron,
with her parasol still pointed toward
him Oh, Lor', it's aliVe!" she ex-
claimed and beat a hasty retreat.
New Ulm review., 1912-11-13

When the dght begins with himself
i mans worth somethipg Browning
New Ulm review., 1912-11-13

Certainly
what was that savage animal that.
attacked me2'
That was razorback.
well. he gave me a close shave
louisville Courte Journal
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
FOR EVERY FAMILY
MEDICINE CHEST

To the head OF every family tho
health of its different members is
most important, and the value Of an
agreeable laxative that is certain in
It's effect Is appreciated One Of the
most popular remedies in tho family
medicine chest Is q combination OF
simple laxative herbs With pepsin that
is known to druggists and physicians
as DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. This
preparation Is mild and gentle In Its
action on the bowels, yet positive in
its effect. A dose of Syrup Pepsin at
night means relief next morning.
while its tonic properties tone UP and
strengthen the muscles OF stomach.
liver and bowels SO that these organs
are able in short time 10 again per-
form their natural functions without
help.
Druggists everywhere sell DR.. Ca!d-
wells Syrup Pepsin ii soc and sl.oo
bottles. II you have never tried this
simple, inexpensive, yet effective
remedy. write to Dr. w. q. Caldwell.
20l Washington St, Monticello, III.
and ask for sample bottle. Or. Ca!d-
we'll will be glad TO send it without
any expense to you whatever.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
EARNING AN HONEST QUARTER
Great Painter, Unrecoanized, Accept
ed Gratuity and Turned Good
Stroke of Business.

Winslow Homer was great painter
who had the unusual good fortune to
have his merit appreciated early In
life But no one ever presumed less
ON wide reputation Affection was
q weakness from which his sense OF
humor saved him
In his biography, lately written by
Mr.. w, II Towns, is printed the story
OF q New York gentleman OF wealth
and artistic tastes who made the jour
Eey 10 Scarhovo, Me. where Homer
had his studio, to make the artists
acquaintance.
On his arrival he found the studio
door locked; the owner vas nowhere
To be seen He wander ed about the
cliffs for a while until he met man
In I. rough old suit OF clothes, rubber
boots, and battered felt hat, who
carried {; iish-polc He accosted the
fisherman thus:
Il say. my man, If you can tell me
Where can find Winslow Homer.
have a quarter Tor you"
Where's your quarter" asked the
fisherman
He handed il over, and was astound-
ed to hear the qui2zical Yankee fisher
man say. Il am Winslow Homer"
The sequel Of this unusual introduc
ton was that Hoyncr took his new &C
qtiaintanco back TO the studio. enter
tanned him, and before he left sold
him picture
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
FLAX GROWING
IS PROFITABLE
WESTERN CANADA FARMERS BE.
COMING RICH IN ITS
PRODUCTION.

SO much has been written regarding
the great amount Of money made out
OF growing wheat In the prairie prov
inces Of Manitoba. Saskatchewan and
Alberta. Western Canada. that many
other products of the farms are over
looked. These provinces will always
grow large areas of wheat-both
spring and winter-and the yields will
continue to be large. and the general
average greater than in any other
portion Of the continent. Twenty, thir-
ty. forty. and as high as fifty bushels
per acre of wheat to the acre-yields
unusual in other parts OF the wheat
growing portions Of the continent
have attracted worldwide attention,
but what Of oats. which yield forty,
fifty and as high as one hundred and
ten bushels per acre and carry OF the
worlds prize. which, by the way. was
also done by wheat raised in Sas-
katchewan during last November at
the New York Land Show. And then.
there is the barley. with it's big yields.
and its excellent samples. Another
money-maker, and big one is fax.
The growing of fax is extensively car
ried on in Western Canada. The
writer has before him circular is
sued by a prominent farmer at saslsa-
tocn. The circular deals with the
treatment ST seed fax. the seeding
and harvesting. and attributes yields
OF less than 20 bushels per acre. to
later seeding. imperfect and illy-pre-
pared seed He sowed twenty-five
pounds OF seed per acre and had a
yield Of twenty-nine bushels per acre.
This will probably dispose Of at $3.50
per acre. Speaking Of proper prepa-
ration of seed and cultivation Of soil
and opportune sowing, in the circular
spoken Of there is cited the case OF
Mr.. White, living fourteen miles
south Of Rosetown. .who had fifteen
acres Of summer fallow year ago
last summer upon which he produced
thirty-three bushels to the acre. when
mary in the district harvested for
want of crop. Now. there can be no
proper reason advanced why such
crop should not have been produced
on all the lands Of the same quality
In the adjacent district. provided they
had been worked and cared for in the
same manner. This year (1911) the
same man had one hundred acres Of
summer fallow, had something over
$500 bushels Of wheat He also had
1900 bushels of oats and 300 bushels
Of fax
There are the cattle, the horses. the
roots and the vegetable products Of
Western Canada farms, all Of which
individually and collectively deserve
special mention, and they are treated
of in the literature sent out on appli-
cation by the Government agents.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
BOURBON COUP D'ETAT
PLANNED TO GET TAFT
DELEGATION In POLK
Quiet Organization Discovered
To Grab" Primaries In
Cummins' Home.

Dec Moines, Ia, Feb. 21.--lt is posi-
Bile that IA contest will develop In the
Polk county primary to be held next
Friday afternoon and evening for Sc
lection of the delegates to the repub
lican county convention. I. has devel-
oped that the standpattcrs have been
quietly and secretly organizing to make
a sneak on the primary and capture IL
awGy from the friends of Senator Cum
Minis. Now that the facts have got
out II may prevent AN effort to capture
the primary.
No sooner had IL been decided that
the selection should be by primary
than big howl went up from those
who had demanded that return be
had to the old caucus system, which
has not been used here for many years.
When used in other years 1t was pos
sible at times for the county to go
standpat; but under the primary 1t has
always been progressive.
The progressive republicans are now
glad that they have formed an organi-
cation to see that the bitter enemies OF
Senator Cummins do not surreptitlously
take possession of the primary and
send delegations that will oppose any
chance to bring the presidency to Iowa.
The fact that the opponents OF Cum
minis are now organizing shows that II
caucuses had been called it would have
been a fight. II would not have been
any way or by any rules, and the
standpatters would have found 1t easy
TO pack some of them.
1t Is anticipated. OF course, that there
will be q number of the precincts of
the county where the standpatters will
win and that they will send to the
county convention some who will put
up frst class brand of insurgency
against regular republicans. This was
done In 1901 and several times since.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
LAWYER CURED OF ECZEMA

"Thile attending school at Lebanon.
Ohio, in 1859. | became afflicted with
bo.is. which lasted for about two
years, when the aiIliction assumed the
form OF an eczema on my face, the
io1,cr part OF my face being inflamed
most OF the time. There would be
water blisters rise up and open, and
wherever the water would touch 1t
would burn. and cause another one to
rise After the blister would open.
the place would scab over, and would
burn and itch so as to be almost un-
bcarable at times. In this way the
sores would spread from one place to
another, back and forth over the
whole Of my upper lip and chin. and
a. times the whole lower part of my
face would be n solid sore. This con.
dition continued fer -four or five years.
without getting any better. and in fact
get worse ~ the time. so much SO
that my vito became alarmed lest 1t
prove fatal.
During all this time OF bolls and
eczema, | Geetcaod with the hest ply
siciaas Of this part OF the country, but
10 10 avail Finally decided to try
CNlgnra Remedies. which | did. talk
ing The C@ticls.a Eesolvcnt, applying
~ Culieina Ontneut TO the sores.
s;,,i usiRg The Gasyura Soap for wash
.5e. IN 8 Vof5 slscit ti!ae isa3saa 70
,a8jaa Improvement. ard continued to
use t!l@ tiliie;l.i HeiaeGies until WIS
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
But Mamma pidn't.


Little Mabel was always tumbling
down and getting hurt, but as soon as
her mother kissed the bumped fore
head, Mabel would believe it cured
and cease crying. One day she accom-
panied her mother to the Union depot,
and while they were seated in the
crowded waiting room an intoxicated
man entered the door, tripped over q
suitcase, and fell sprawling on the
floor. The attention of every one was
attracted to the incident, and in the
sudden silence following the fall Ma
bel called out:
Don't cry, man. Mamma'll kiss
90. and 'en DOLL be all right. Lip
pincott's Magazine.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
l-sdles, pinlomat

Miss Lillian Rus Ell more beautiful
than ever. was serving tea at the Pro-
tcssionai Woaan' S League bazar At
the WALDORF Astoria. A Meaihe:, of
The Spanish legation passed With two
charming giila and Miss lsussell
said
NO wonder shat young man is 50
popular with the ladies. He is q "a
dies diplomat
How ladies' diplomat" com
pose asked
Well" explained Miss Russ ell. he
is the sort Of chap who always remcm
bors a woman's birthday and forsets
her age"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago, Fob. 2l.-open!ng Cattle Re
cetpts 1900 Market steady to shade hlrh-
er beeves S4fpmS.a3: TEXAS ..teers. 81 20
t.'6; western steers 81 SoaeTov; stockcr-
and feeders. 50 s0@G.lo; cows and heifers
s2tta.i0. caves. s5,lQulI5.
Hogs Receipts +2ufp Market 5@loc
higher; hight. s5,.em5.il4. linked $500,
G.32L.: heavy $,.9565..s, rough si9oI,G 10,
p.ss. A.$jnc.o0; bulk Of salts. S6l5lG.So
Sheep Receipts 2o.qao. Market shap. ur
foc best. others steady native. 50 3oGyl -,
western. s36oN4so; year.itigs si.Sono. i,
lambs native, ss.aQ0e.%5. Western, 81 10u
$50
Closing Cattle Receipts 1900 Mar
ket strong to Joe higher; beeves 1900
S 80: Texas steers. si.5ou5 81; western,
steers. s4.st@f.oo; stoclseis and feeders
&soa6.lo; cows and heifers. s2.ooaS.lo
calves. S55bi1.15
Hogs-.Reeei.ts 600. Market strons
mostly i0c higher; light IS y0uG 80: mixed
So.SI6. SIS: heavy, $G.NGi6 37,a: rough. 81 Cof,
6l0: pigs. s4.S5s6.co; bulk OF sales, $500
$50.
sheep Receipts 5000. Marsct stron:
native, $500 10, western. S3.doQl4. so: year.
lings. s4.soN6.i5: lambs. native. ST. 3YuG 81,
WESTERN $l..SGlt 90
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
THE DOCTOR HABIT
And How She overcame It.

When we'll selected food has helped
the honest physician place his patient
III sturdy health and free from the
doctor habit" it Is q source OF salts
faction to all parties. A Chicago WON
an says:
I'VE have not had q doctor in the
house during all the S years that we
have been using Grape Nuts food. Be-
fore we began, however, We had the
doctor habit. and scarcely a week went
by without call on our physician.
When our youngest boy arrived, S
years ago, ! was very much run down
and nervous, suffering from indiges-
ton and almost continuous headaches.
was not able to attend to my ordinary
domestic duties and was SO nervous
tlat l could scarcely control myself
Under advice | took to Grape-Nuts.
Il am now. and have been ever since
we began to use Grape-Nuts food, able
to do all my own work. The Gyspep-
sia, headaches, nervousness and rheu-
matism which used TO drive me fairly
wild, have entirely disappeared.
My husband il.ds tLat in the night
work in which he is engaged, Grape
Nuts food supplies Lin the most whole
some, strengthen .ng and satisfying
lunch he over took with him.. Nam.
given By Postum Co.. Batt.e Creek
Mich
Read tie iii ); i The Road tt
Wellyi.ie, Ii, t'ere Il reason.
1--we ,o e.. a new
one us,,. II. tine They
are s.ri. 49, " huunND
ente-s,ss
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
SOUTH OMAHA LIVE STOCK,

South Omaha. Feb -Cat.le-Recepts
1850. Market stronger. Native steers, 81. 20
GpI.so; cows and heifers. So .g5m:, is; western
steers, AOa67o 10; Texas steers. s3.75a5:3a.
ners, s.. 60; stocllers and feeders. &, "a
@6:3o: calves. s2.5oQ'.5o: bulls. stays etc,
81. 75m5.35.
er. Heavy, sG10a6.95; mixed SC OOdl.j. 10.
lights, s5.15pG.l5 pigs. Si.aua5.75: bulk of
sales. S5.G,46.l0.
Shcap--Receipts 500. Market stendv
Yearings, As545a5: wethers. s3.7sdl4, Is:
ewes. S3.OON3S5: lambs. SliWl6a
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
HOGS.

Sioux City Stock Yards. Sioux city.
Feb. u. p. m.--Hoes estimated at
$500. as against 6.297 Yesterday. II. $50
a week ago and 4.lo4 tho corresponding
day last year.
Hog supplies today fell considerably
under Il week ago aud only a moderate
run ioi a Wednesday, The local trade
opened np strong With the bulk of sales
5@l0c higher and mostly l0c and con-
tinued in this groove most of the ses-
sion. Trading was brisk and buyers
keen conn, titoas for AN classes of Of
ferinss. Trains We're in on pretty good
time and this gave the hos men ar
opport inlty TO sell out the weigh u,
before noon. Quality of tie DAYS Of
ferin@s Mas considered better than for
any day 50 far this week The clos.
MAS dull ANA not quite as good as the
sarl% market TOPS reach Sis while
the big end OF the drove sold ut So. $50
Cos.
Sales covered n sfreai OF s5.75epGla.
npk selling from 30. 'gG.Ga Bulk soli
Yesterday from $5.s5n60o Avera,;
cost handed around $500 as against
S.. g. thu previous day
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
KANSAS CITY LIVE STOCK.

Kansas City. Mo. Feb. q -Cattle-Re-
ceipts 1900. including 800 southerns Mar
kct steady to shade higher native steers
S5.50nSO0: southern steers. s5COdiG %
southern cows and heifers. S3.Oo0i5 o.: ma
TIVE cows and heftrs. :300aG2j; slockers
and feeders. Si.3ont5o: bulls. s4OWis 90;
calves, $4.00q1.25; western steers, 500.
80: western cows, s3.00M525
Hogs--Receipts 1l,0CN Market &c hieh-
er: bulk Of sales, S5.soMd'0; heavy $ ia
Ql6 32k: packers and butchers. S6.U5uG 30;
lights. s.. 7Gn6.l6: pigs. a.50u52a
Sheep-Rccepts 5000. Market strong.
muttons. l3.25@4.50: lambs &.254iG 30; fed
wethcrs and yearlings. s37ou5. 80: fed
ewes e. ,5lLa 90
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
Celtic Arithmetic

Into the general store Of town up
In New York state there recently cane
a big. good natured Irish woman, who
wanted to be weighed. She stepped
on the scales almost as soon AZ abe
had stepped on.
"Shure. these scales 10 NJ gsod!"
was her disguised comment. '-Thsy
only weigh up to wan hundred, an !
weigh something loike wan AMaAred
and nointy pounds"
tbs easily discouraged 70 aee. Mrs.
Casey" said friend. Just step onts
them twict. me dear. and let Mickey
here do the sum for ye."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
MURDER TALE
WILL Be RETOLD WHEN
HARRY HEATH RETURNS.
Young Man Under Life Sen
tence Taken To Valentine
For Examination.

Arcoin. Neb., Feb. 2l.-Harry Heath
Eerving life sentence in the peniten-
tiary for the murder of Charles Sellers
ranchman will be taken to Valentine
Neb., this afternoon to tell the grand
jury. in session there, what he knows
about the crime. Heath. with his
cousin, Kenneth Murphy and two men
named Weed. pleaded guilty to hanging
Sellers and drew life terms in prison.
The public sentiment in Cherry coun-
~ has been inclined to connect Eunics
Murphy. Heaths cousin and the girl
whom Sellers loved, with the crime, and
Heaflls testimony is supposed to be
wanted on this phase of the case.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
Always Leap Year.

It's leap year every year in papua,
lid an cthnolosist The reason Ism
hal the women are the bosses there
80. quite the contrary. The Nea OF.
5 chat lovemaking is supposed to be
ii.ins beneath the notice of the Pa
ll;:n male.
All women look alike to him 81
ne matrimonial pouIparlers all fa'
the female sex
III a man accepts a girls proposal
&c fact that he is engaged is chalkea
u bis hack l'ut ON the girls back
e sFgagy mcnt is branded with red
N. iron
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
MAN ana HIs happjne.,.

MAN Is the creator OF his own hap
piness: It is the aroma Of life lived
in harmony with high ideals. For
what a man has. he may be dependent
on others: what he is. rests with him
alone What he obtains IN life is but
acquisition; what he attains, Is
growth. Happiness is the sou 3 Joy
In the possession Of the Intangible -
From Self Control. by William George
Jordan.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
M Sane.

"H!h work." rep'icd the demon
steator. aflcr stigsins had inspected
the new car carefully It'll! work?
Why. that's our strong point. Mr.. Stig
gins. This car can climb a tree
-'EIa! hunt" de,nurred Stuggins.
'"rhen | guess I'll look elsewhere. |
never saw a car yet that climbed trees
that 1as any good afterward. liar
per's Weekly
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
Newspaper is TIE Medium.

The Importance OF this whole ques
ion of publicity to the consumer is
rowing on the manufacturer He
ees his competitor or some man In
mother line turning the trick of pub
city and he sits up and thinks. He is
gradually realizing that localized,
rystalized publicity in the home 10
what pays best and that he can only
get that through the newspaper. =
The daily Club.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
WELL KNOWN HOTEL RAzED
FOR OFFICE BUILDING SITE

Fremont, Neb., Feb. 21--The New
York hotel. for many years Frenont's
leading hostclry. will be RACED within
the next few weeks and the lot 1t oc-
cupies at Fifth and Main streets In
the heart OF Fremont's business section.
will give place to a fine three or four
story building to be occupied by the
First National bank and its allied
concerns. including the Fremont Saw
ings bank and the Fremont Trust
company.
f. {. Terry, proprietor Of the New
York hotel. sold the fixtures today and
made arrangements to center his bust
ness In the Terry and Baltimore hotels.
f. r. Quincy, vice president of the
First National bank. and Fred Knapp.
cashier. have secured title to the New
York hotel lot. While the plans for
the new building have not been COM
pleted it is asserted that 1t will cost
between $4,000 and 100000 and will
be the finest structure OF Its kind ever
erected here.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
SIOUX CITY GRAM.

Sioux City. Feb. 2l.-Furnished by the
Interstate Grain Co.. Grain Exchange,
Fifth and Pierce streets.
Wheat-No. ! northern. slo29l.Os: No. 2
northern, sloodlM; No velvet chaff.
Oats-Eo. 3 white, 47c: No. 4 white, ACC.
Corn-No. mixed. 56hc; No yellow.
SIC: No. white. SIC.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak.
Watcry Eyes and Grnnulated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package. Murine il
compounded by our Ocullsts-not "Patent Med
icine"- but used in successful Physicians Pnc-
tco for mnny years. Now dedicated to the Pub
lie and sold by Druggiss at PIC and 5Oc per Bottle.
Murine Eye Salve in Aseptc Tubes, &c and Soc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
Amono the Ancients.

Democritus had just announced the
theory that the visible universe is
merely the result of the fortuitous con-
course of atoms.
Subject. of course" he said. ito
the approval of Mr.. Gompers."
For he did not wish to be drawn
into magazine controversy over 1t.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
Feasibility Explained.

''Isn't your husband getting fear
fully bad dispositions" asked Mrs,
Shortsoot.
No." replied Mrs. Leedoul "He
has read somewhere that brainy men
ere always cranks and he's trying to
let reputation"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-02-22
STYLES In Ailments.

Well. here ] am" announced the
fashionable physician in his breezy
way And now what do you thinf
is the matter with your"
Doctor. hardly know" replied tho
fashionable patient. What is new"