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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28
SMOKE Up.

The next time your wife protests
about your euddy pipe. its smell, It's
ashes on her pet pas.or carpet etc.
etc. just look superior and tell her to
guess again. We men think We smoke
because we like It and there's an end
but US not 50, no, not by a jugfull
We are simply fulfilling the demands
Of our race, our climate. and our char
acter
You don't believe It? Then listen to
N. WattglIle. French scientist, and
collector Of pipes. He has collected
SO long and smoked so much that he
has evolved a regular philosophy Of
the pipe, as follows:
]. The activity Of the race is in
proportion to the length Of the stem
Of the pipe.
2. The shorter the pipe, the more
laborlous the nation.
g. The longer the pipe, the lazier
the race.
4. The more frs5al the nation the
smaller the pipe.
8. A large pipe is the sure sign o.
waatefil and sensual nation.
s. The mind Of the race may be
deduced exactly from its way Of smok
ing.
z. Tel me what you smoke ana
win tell yen what you are.
Personally. being a hard-working
saving cuss. we smoke shortStem
med, small-bowled pipe, don't you2-
Lawion Constitution. Democrat.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Roosevelt going 10 and returning
from Chicago reminds one Of the story
of the negro who caught big catfish
and left It strung on a forked twig
IN a shallow pool while ne went TO
sleep. Another negro came by with
very small catfish, and carefully
swappea IT for the big one When
the fisherman aWoke and saw The lit.
ne nah on the string he was non
pulsed. No explanation being ap
parent, he finally took II up, saying
sorrowfuliy Tbs Is nah catfish, pnt
qoiIy, now he's achRunkl 2" CONNER
cial Appeal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

When a shameful plot exists between
liver and bowels TO cause distress by
refusing to act, take pr. Kings New
Life Pills, and end such abuse Of your
system They gently compel right ac-
ton Of stomach, liver and bowels, and
restore your health and an good feel
ings. 25 cents at Brown & Co.'S. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28
Famous stage Beauties

look with horor on skin Eruptlons
Blotches, Sores or pimples. they
don't have them, nor VIII any one.
who uses Bucklen's Arnica Salve. II
glorlfles the face. Eczema or Salt
Raenm vanish before It, It cures sore
lips. chapel hands, chilblains; heals
burns. cuts and bruises Unequaled
80. ..t4.. s4.4.. or .a.t.. AZ rro,..n A.
tuf Hlhen5 N1ff % 11'ttn - Aff""h -
Co.'S. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28
when cIay pIpes were popuIar.

Justin Mccarthy went to London in
1852 and found clay pipes in fashion.
1T was thought quite the right thing
for a man Of fashion to appear in tho
broad day with a clay pipe in his
mouth" he wrote Many a young
man stuck a clay pipe In bis mouth
and pretended to be q real gentle
mar" #~ F
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28


According % the different boosters
OF Roosevelt the following things VIII
be the result Of his election as pres
ident: The railroads viii get higher
freight rates. she shippers VIII get
lower ones. the trusts viii not be dis
lurbed. the independents will have
things their own way, men OF plg bus
inana win be taken care q. every cor
poraslon official Hlll be put N JAIL
5tNrlgg rates vill not De- disturbed and
ihe cost ii goods wlll be lowered. II
there II anything ihnt anybody wants
IL A.e A4le i mention ll.-EhaWnct
News lSefala.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Is It not the deepest bitterest cry
Of many a nobody cares for
me2" There are hosts Of men and
women realty to give in, who could go
bravely on in life's wind and rain, II
somewhere a little bit Of love awaited
for them to keep the heart warm
Let us not bsgrudge to give this
precious blt.-Mark Guy Pearse.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Eacn age OF our fiyes has It's Joys.
Old people should be hapy, and they
win be if Chamberlalns Tablets are
taken to strengthen the digestion and
keep the bowels regular These tab
lets are mild and gentle IN their action
and especially suitable for people Of
middle age and older For sale by all
dealers. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

'Dolng t. doing e, doing It now
TO Wall street is Billy Bryan. After
putting through that resolution last
night, the Commoner can certainly
feel that he mas eYened up the score
that was registered against him waen
Parker was elected. He has put the
Democratic party unequlvocally on
record against the "plutes."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Fred w Lehman, Democratic, so-
licitor general IN the department Of
justice, has rendered his resignation.
He couldn't stomach the company any
longer, we suppose.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Bmy knocked old Uncle Trusty"
down and made him take bis medi-
cine and act like It tasted good to
him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

At Muskogee they are carrying on a
crusade against the park "spooners."
However. this is one Of the evils un-
der the sun that doesn't bother Chick
aaha folks
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

10 spite Of al the political hubbub
the crops just keep growing to beat
the band Oklahoma crops are strict
~ progressive" this year.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

II woDd have been very agreeable
To our Republican friends to see a
split at Baltimore but they are doom
ed 10 disappointment.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

A little bird WHO says he tells no
lies whispered that some good things
are in store for Chickasha IN the near
future. We believe he IS right about
q
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

BY the time the Democrats get
through there won't De enough PRO
gessiylsm lett foF the Colonel % wad
popgun with Roosevelt won't have
any platform except = want the job,
and he cant cut much Ice on that
issue.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

It may be definitely stated that the
platform Of the Bwano Tumbo party
viii not contain any declaration
against third-termism.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Anyway, the Colonel viii furnish us
all the arguments We need to beat bis
former friend Will
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

The man who has the habit Of at-
tending strictly to his own affairs
avoids lots Of trouble, that the busy
body picks up along the way.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Defeated il many q hard-fought
battle. he IS atill The Peerless, and you
can't get around that
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28
S%+% %%%@s @s%4~SSS =
> REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. .
= Compiled by the Grady County =
, Abstract Company, 1903
= North Third Street, 2


George Burkett and wife to Dr. c.
p Parker 6-22-l2, s27OO; s " sW Sc;
SIC SIC; s X NE Sc; NE NE 1916.
Dr. C. e. Parker to George Burkett,
G.22l2. $3.50; lot la, block AZ. Tuttle.
Okla.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

The club women are still denounc
Ing the comic supplements and pef
haps they are right about it but we
would bs sorry 10 lose our friend, the
Captain and the Katzeniammer Kids.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Bulletin from Baltimore: People
are winning Uncle Trusty" knock.
ed clean over the ropes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Any erroneous character standing reputation
person. maemsnt which appear
viii be gladly corrected brought
0 management
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Forget 1.-THE bit Of scandal that
you heard It will do nobody any good
to repeat It and Il may bring shame
to somebody.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

One Republican whispered to his
neighbor over the back yard fence
that he was going to follow Teddy but
he didn't do so for publication.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28
q poN,T eAagn

Folks say I'm crazy
But don't CARE don't care
| mouth and fume like a crazy man,
] rant and roar ike no one can.
| hand out lots Of foolish bluff,
But since the People like my stuff
don't care.
l shout and cuss in swelling notes,
But what care | II get the votes?
I've pulled my nat from out the ring
SO | can talk through the darned old
thing
Just make a note when ! throw fit
And see if the crowd doesn't fall for
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

So don't care.
Pm strong on personalities,
I'm long on generalities,
I'll talk for the People any day.
And as for interests-they must pay.
! may be crazy but I'm not quite daft,
With Perkins behind me-where is
Taft?
So don't care.
Exchange
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

THE epoches in our life are not in
the visible facts Of our choice calling,
our marriage, our acquisition Of an
office, and the like, but in a silent
thought by the wayside as we walk
Emerson.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Questioned as to why he didn't take
off his coat and roll up his sleeves,
one Of the county candidates replied,
It's cool up where I am flying" How
ever a fan from a high altitude is
sometimes fatal
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

Can you figure out how long it has
been since chiekasha had sensa.
tional crime? It makes dull work for
the reporter but we are glad We live
IN q community where there are SO
few bad people
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

It's about time Tor the Fourth Of
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

One year, delivered By carrier---s4.Sl
gix months, delivered by carrier 2.4l
Three months. delivered BY carrier 1.2l
One month, delivered bY carrier AZ
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-28

**4*4s*+*e%t %tN'
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13
PROGRAM FOR THE six DAYS
THAT BEGIN TODAY OF GREAT
IMPORTANCE.
COMMITTEES TO REPORT
Revision Of Iron and Steel Schedule,
Inquiry Into Archibald Charges, Fur.
Protection Treaty, Limiting Prssi.
dents Term and Agricultural and
Eight. Hours Bills Work Ahead.

Washington. May IA variety of
Important measures crowd the con-
gressional program this week.
The discussion of the revision oi
the iron und steel schedule of the
tariff law bids fair to occupy most of
the sepate's attention. with IA possi
bllity of the democrats and progress
'slvs republicans getting together and
aoCcing adoption Of the Cummins
compromise bill.
The house investigating committees
viii resume their activities tomorrow.
These inclodc the judiciary commit :
tees Inquiry into the, charges against
Judge Archibald of the commerce
court, and the agricultural committees s
consideration of attacks on federal
uasaat inspection methods.
The proposed act TO give effect to
the treaty between the United States.
Great Britain, Japan and Russia for
the protection of the fur seals and
sea otter In the North Pacific ocean
will be brought up In the senate to-
morrow by Senator Lodge. The house
has passed the b,ll to make it oper-
ative the senate foreign relations
committee agreeing to 1t In modified
form.
The senate Judiciary committee may
favorably report on the proposal to
limit thu tenure of office OF the pres
ident Of the United States.
The subcommittee studying the
question expects to submit: its con-
clusion. The advocates of single
term of probably six years confidently
express the belief that the measure
VIII be reached and reported by the
committee.
II would not affect the present
presidents campaign for II would
mean the submission to the state leg
islatures of proposed amendment To
the constitution.
Under the Works resolution. pend
ing before the committee, the presi
dent and vice president would hold
office for six years, with ineligibility
To IA second term. The committee also
is considering project for advancing
the date of the presidential inaugura :
tion to date soon after election.
Senator clapp of Minnesota, who
heads the elections subcommittee To
Investigate contributions to the presi-
dental campaigns of 1904 and 1908
will not call the committee together
until about May 20. He Is scheduled
to speak I'm the Ohio campaign In the
interest of Colonel Roosevelt.
The agricultural appropriation and
the bill to limit hours Of labor on
government contract work to eight
hours probably will come up in the
senate. while Panama legislation
promises largely to engage the atten-
tion of tho house.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13
BRIDGE
ARE READY
RUNNING OF RAILWAY FROM SAN
FRANCISCO TO OAKLAND
WONDERFUL SCHEME.

San Francisco. May ia map and
plans of the proposed bridge across
San Francisco bay to Oakland, per-
mission to construct which was re-
Gently granted by congress to Allan c.
Rush, have been filed with the board
Of supervisors.
The railway will swing $50 feet above
the water, hung from 10 steel and
concrete piers. constituting eight
arches. The total suspension will bt
1880 feet, In sections 2.230 feet long
The San Francisco approach will take
off from the summit of Telegraph Hill
which has been reserved by the govern
ment for Il light station.
Rush estimates the total cost al
s26.oO0.0 900. The total cost of thu
Brooklyn bridge to date. including re-
modelling for elevated trains and troll
ley tracks. has been about $22,400000;
The Oakland bridge wilf be -four
miles, 720 foot long, of which three
miles, 1000 feet will be over water.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13
DETAILED RETURNS FROM MIN.
NesoTA's PRIMARY SHOW
SWEEPING VICTORY.
LA TOILETTE IS THIRD
Wisconsin Senator, Confident Of Carry
ing Three Districts, Fails to Carry
Even One, and Runs Behind Taft,
Whose Showing 10 Poor-Roos sevelt
Will Have States Delegation.

st. Paul. May 12.--(Special.)- DE
tailed returns from Minnesota's pri-
mary show that Roosevelt swept this
state, La Toilette running third. The
La Toilette organization had counted
confidently on carrying three districts.
but he did not carry one. La Toilette
carried one county out Of IL In the
Sixth district, one county out of 15 In
the Seventh district. one county out of
IL In the Eighth district and three
counties and half each of two coun-
ties out Of II In the Ninth district.
which gave him six complete and two
half counties out OF 81 In the state.
Taft carried two out of 10 counties
In the First district, one out of II coun-
ties In the Second district. two out of
nine counties In the Third district,
out of IL counties in the sixth district,
one out OF IL counties in the Eighth
district. and one-half of one out of IA
counties in the Ninth district. which
gave him seven and one-half counties
out of the 81 in the state.
Roosevelt carried az and one-half
of the 81 counties and has every dis
trict solidly. This means that he will
have the solid delegation Of "a from
Minnesota.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13
METHODIST REPORT
FOR D|0CESES
EPlSCOPACY COMMITTEE AO.
vIsEs FIRST STEP TOWARD
EXECUTIVE CHANGE.

Minneapolis, May i2.-What is con-
sidcrcd by many Mcthodlsts the first
step toward diocesan system I'm the
church Is embodied In the first report
or the Episcopaey committee of the
general conference of the Methodist
Episcopal church The report which
probably Will be presented tomorrow.
requires. II Is said, that the bishops
or the church group the conferences
or the church into four zones and
grants to. the bishops who have Of
flcial residences In those four zones
charge OF the conferences therein con-
tinuously for one guadriennium.
According 10 the report, the resident
bishop shall have charge Of all con
fercnces contiguous to his residence
except when bishop comes 10 pre-
side a an annual conference when the
latter will have charge Of the confer.
cnce for one month before and ON,
month after the session, when the con
ference automatically revcrts to tn.
resident bishop
The committee Oh temporal economy
probably will recommend the cstab.
llshmcnt of n committee consisting cI
-four bishops. three minister's ant
eight laymen 10 handle all funds ordi
narily turned into the boards Tn,
committee also VIII arrange the an
pointmcnt and will have ih charge III,
division to the church boards whc,
collected. thus excluding The boards
from arranging for their own finances
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13
COLONEL CONFIDENT.

Oyster Bay. N. ". May To-
Theodore Roosevelt spoke conf
IDENTIFY today Of the outcome Of his
campaign. He said he would make
no predictions as to the result Of
the Chicago convention, but that he
felt encouraged by recent events.
"You would not have believed il
at tho beginning" said Colone
Roosevelt. "ard you may not believe
Il now. but one great advantage I
had to start with was that I was
dragged into this fight and so far
as am personally concerned I am
not excited about il one way or the
other. In 1904 I wanted to win
for myself. | wanted Il to round
out my career This time
ioathed getting into the fight"
Colonel Roosevelt spoke OF the
delegates which he gained recently.
laying emphasis on the result of
the primaries in Minnesota last
week.
81 believe the victory in Mime
sofa is completc,h he said, land
that we will have tho entire dele
cation OF tho state"
A month ago. Roosevelt said,
Congressman Mckinley. Campaign
manager for President Taft, claimed
that the president would be re-
nominated by a4o. but now had re-
duoed this estimate to a majority
Of rs.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13
Start Right

THIS is the first day of the business week Start
the week right by getting your printing right
There one place for that Send your order to The
Missoulian Print Shop and you will get what you want,
get the way you want IT and get it when you want it,
IT you'd rather, you may telephone for Mssouan
man and he will come to get your order. Then you
can explain just what you want without leaving your
office chair. But in one way or the other get your
order to The Missoulian Print Shop Your printing
then, will be something OF which you will be proud.
1t will be just right--you may be sure of that The
men who make it are artists at their business and the
material which Is used in making is the best that
can be procured Then there is the other consider
aon--rhe Missoulian is home institution and it is
entitled to your patronage provided the quality Of its
work is good The quality is guaranteed so there is
no reason why you should not send your order here.
1t is your duty to yourself to get good printing 1t is
your duty to your town to patronze its institutions
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13

hoods promulgated by your paper a.
ono OF the paid agents in the, propa-
ganda printed and circulated in my own
state--with the very paper on which
your faischoods are printed and the ink
with which they have been written, as
am most credbly informed and verify
believe ! can prove beyond and to tho
exclusion Of every reasonable doubt,
paid for with money furnished by tho
AmaIgamated Copper company, its
agents, servants and employees can
not refrain from taking enough Of val
uabls time that possibly should be do.
voted to moro important matters, in
pulling aside the veil Of deceit and
hyprocrisy in which you think you are
hidden and expose you and your papers
present game to tho plain Wow Of tho
people Of Montana.
~ want to say first that you need
not call on The Missoulian to answer
your so-calIed mysteries. | will dis
pose Of them and before tho chapter is
ended ! may also be able to clear up
the mystery that surrounds your pres.
snes in MissouIa at tho present time.
"eefore going farther Il would be
better for you to first clear up the
mystery surrounding your desertion
Of your young wife and two innocent
babies in Choutsau county in, 1904 and
your hsartIess dsssrtion Of them with
out food or clothing except such as
furnished them by charitable neigh.
bors.
"You had next bsttsr clear up the
mystery Of your attempt TO avoid pay.
ing the support and maintenance
money ordered TO b paid to your wifi
and babies by Judge Tattan under thu
proven charges in open court, 'cruslty
and dsssrtion,' Of the wife Of your bosom
and children Of your own flesh ane
blood. and while you are doing this ts
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-05-13
AN OPEN LETTER

Following is tho open letter which
Mr.. Dixon sent from Washington,
April rs, and tho publication Of which
was, as set forth in the statement be-
low, withheld:
Washington, April Ex-senator Dixon
today gave out the following copy Of a
letter written by him to r. r. kilroy,
editor Of the Missoula Sentinel:
"Roossvslt headquarters, Washing
ton, D. c., April Is, 1912.
"Dear Sir:-I have just returned this
morning to Washington from North
csrolina, where ! spoke yesterday with
Colonel Roosevelt at Greensboro.
find on my desk marked copies Of the
Sentinel containing your article en-
titled, Senator Dixon's Fight With
tho AmaIgamated Is a Sham Battle;
your editorial, we Want an ExpIana.
tom your article, Senator Dixon
Wires Ten Thousand to Seattle to Help
RoossveIt;' snd your editorial, I'm
portant, II True, and other articles
written by you in your capacity as the
publicity agent Of tho Amalgamated
Copper company. also notice in your
paper tho article, Charge Dixon With
insulting TAFT prepared, written and
sent out from the Taft headquarters
here in Washington by telegraph ia
your paper and all other newspapers
free OF charge for telegraph tolls.
"Undsr tho pressure incident to my
duties as manager Of the Roosevelt
campaign, It is physically impossible
for me to pay attention to ths false
hoods printed publicly in an owned
controlled and subsidized newspaper
acting under the orders Of the power.
ful special interest in thu vain attsmp,
10 check the overwhelming demand ot
the people for Theodore Roosevelt Il
again assume the leadership Of thi,
nation.