New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-05-11
THE TANK or THE Day.

makers. Endorsed by tho Tailors and Ilaber-
dashers' Association Of London, the galtcr
will he an essential part Of the well dressed
mans apparel in tho coming season. Some
new styles" says fashion article. are
for the young peopl" only, but this old
fashion made new is for men Of all ages.
The men who recall the CATERS popularity
thirty years aso tell us that color made lit
Ito difference AZ that time. but the new
CATERS must harmonic with waistcoat and
with u"cktie. The gaIters and wa!stcoast
must be ~ Identical color and tho tie Of a
contrasting shade. Tho great objection to
the mode comes from the dealers in hosiery.
who say that the sale ~ fancy socks viii
suffer by It's popularity
Comedian Boardcr-t have named this
coffee February, my dear madam.
Stern Laudladv-lndeed. sir! And why?
Comedian Boardor-Becausc II Is 30 cold
Stern Laudlady-What q brilliant young
man thought ~ namlnE # after you.
comedian Boarder-hud why?
Stern Laudlady-BcCause II Is SO long be-
zorro II settles CCalIs Maga2in"
WHEN GUESTS STRIKE.
A happy thought. from walters caught.
Let guests 20 ont on strike
Lot them avoW displ"asur' nov
At things they do not Ike.
First. air their ie against the bill
They're charged and have TO pay.
The tips and tolls to surdry souls
WHO happen In their way.
The stringent laws which give them pause
so matter where they arc;
Tho customs which make very rich
Inn owners near and far.
Ny. what Jolt II guests would bolt;
~ They should show their might;
'Twould queer good game but, just tho
same.
VINO has better right?
I'm not afraid OF woman suffrage said
Little Giuks. My wife H. q militant sUf-
fragcttc. bat mp To date ! am julius Cesar
In my house
II guess you are, Bnhs, | guess you are,
said Nigglcs There Wu't many dcad"r
ones than Julius Cesar IN this world. -
Harpcrs Weekly.
Paris IS ambitious to Guido all other
great cities in the matter OF SAFE street
traffic, and persons who have mechanical
devices or improved systems for lettering
ceya respectful attention at the hands OF
the authorities. SAYS Il letter from that
city. \ number OF persons who are in
tcrcstcd In tho subject gathered few
days ago at a point IN the Boulevard Mont
martro 10 observe a now system. The traffic
had been stopped by a signal and the wait
ing vehicles Of all kinds were just starting.
when littlo girl. pushing n toy carriage
with doll began to cross tho wide space.
Obiyious to tho danger the it'll" one
wheeled her doll leisurely while motors
chuggcd aud horses pranccd. and not until
she was safe on the sidewalk did a vehicle
move The people chcered, but a policeman
took a serious view of the incident and
arrested the nurse through whose inatten-
ton traffic had been held up and life en-
dangered.
How did you come to buy that worth
less mining stock2'
well. you see | thought It was all right
The man who sold II 70 me had mahogany
furniture In his office. tall brass cuspidors
and a swell rug on the foor."-Detroit Free
Press.
A question In subway ethics was discussed
yesterday by group OF men because of the
woman accompanied by girl about twelve
years old boarded a crowded car at 731
street man near the door arose AMI
offered his place To the woman. into which
she pushed the little girl while she re-
malned standing. The man who himself
had left the young" period far behind
agreed that he never would have given up
his place to the young girl, but" he said
what could | do? The fact that the girl
took the place which belonged to her grand
mother showed that the proper respect for
age was lacking, and II always Is in chill
dren who are treated as that one appeared
to be- / could stand il II the old lady
could"
ITS no use" exclaimed Mr. Bllggins de-
jectedly.
whats the trouble"
domestic misunderstanding. told my
wife | wanted her to be suffragetto and
attend NEE tings. She began TO cry and
said / was tired OF her society. Washing
ton star.