The evening world., 1912-10-03
|R|DE ON A BOTTLE
DF HOT WATER SITS,
DISQUALIFICATION
be Keeps 1t Hot Till the Evil
Gplnits-Dog-Gone En-
Are Cone
UBBY'S MAD? o, BOSH!
6xty-Year Bride Made Him Do
be Wash; Kicks to Judge, and
She Answers, squash"
UBBY'S MAD? o, BOSH!


- and worth $4,000 and who lives at
J. 1924 Webster avenue. sat on a hot
Atsr bottle In the Morrisania Court to-
y while her husband. John Fsbish Sill
fsvard. grandson Of q Swedish count.
pa the Magistrate the troubled story
their married life.
He had to marry, said the grandson
Tie count. In order to have his fare
~ from Princes Bay. Staten Island.
ck 70 his home In the Bronx. other
20 he would have had to walk. The
d day amer his marriage he had to
. weeks wash In the hume OF the
bride. and then she bought him .
OF livery and made him play coach
y On the box OF her cute little surrey.
frs. suvsrsvard became so excited,
ring the recital Of her husbands
Drteal woes Mat she sent the hot
~ bottle three times to . neighbour
y barber shop 10 be renewed. She
nfosssd 70 the Court that she had to
on the bot water bottle to keep the
"a and evil spirits within her from
Drins together.
~ TRIED TO DODGE BRIDE IN
VAIN.
As elderly bride Of Q few months
psarsd to answer . summons served
her 81 her husband's bshsst He had
|ern that when he trtsd 70 r,n away
N biz vile. . week ago. and live
aswhsrs whore there would Be no
IKE waning. she had locked up All
his clothes except what he stood IN.
- wanted was 70 set his remain
wardrobe
gfA oilvsssvsrd came into court wear.
heavy niue glasses like the dead
heD ef . ship and With . Scottish elan
water bottle bag claspsd 70 her
Dem Hardly had she taken her seat
ben she whiapsred to . court at.
AAaet ana passsd him the pain KILLER
y uptosd cut to the barber shop and
DAsa ~ ssApsarsd the autumnai bride
6ghsd sootsnssdiy and sat on the rain
NV eoieesA hAs. -.
~ was this way. your Honor" began
- aaissrabis 0l1vsrsvsrd. who u abou,
twenty ysars his wife's junior. Il used
p wovA In Q raj estate of1ios On White
Plains road In tie Bronx and this wom-
Da came to buy some real estate. sh.
Daid she was worth $4,000
II went out Win her 20 snow her
real estate several timer. and she
seemed to b. very-how shall I put II,
JuAss7-vsry soft. One day, took
my nfe - doing thaf weeks wash, she
paid the way down. After we had
iooksd At the property she told me !
would have - marry her. or she
wouldn't pay my way back; further
more. she would bring q breach of
Dromiss suit"
Mr.. Silvsrsvard raised her blue
glasses, Slarsd st her husband. NUT
Sesaa "Boshr and sent the hot water
bsG out TO the barber shop aEsin.
soET BUSY" eAlo HIS HOT.
WATER BRIDE.
~ wAst could dor continued ST.
harvard. u promised to marry her and
~ went bach to CITY Hall. Manhattan
ehs paid Alderman Smith s. TO marry
q ana ~ went back to her house on
Webster avenue.
tho very next morning she pinned ar
apron On me and led me out 10 the
laundry. A weeks wash was In the
evbs. chs pointed to It and said:
Get to work"
sJudgs, never worked 20 hard n
my Mfe DOING that weeks wash, she
standing over me all the time.
Then, tho next day, she took mt
aown;to get measured for a suit OF iiv'
Hry. She hah bought q surrey and 4
AsrsA and she said I was to be heI
goodman. What could do, Judge
Sndsr those o:rcum.taaSss7 ! got tn
)vary and I drove her"
MED her blue sig-lainps and favoret
ASs husband with . frown.
'tOA, Aquashr' she murmured an<
suited on her hot water bag.
Then the third day. Judge" conttn
Oad the plant OF the Counts grandson.
~ told me lot Of bosh about nov
che was possessed Of good and ev!
0pisits. She said II she ever went to
cabaret show the good and evil spirit
would ret TO fighting and she would b
= great agony.
0A0ARsr SHOWS ARE BAD FoF
SPIRITS.
.WSu, lodge, we tried n. We wen
- q cabaret chow ana wncn we so
6ck to the house, she piled hot waite
49, aN about herself and yelled an,
Greansd Until the neighbors threw ope!
Shsss windows and began to ask VIA
NsA9 ~ matter"
's1AAs's right. osbaret shows alway
hoNo thst sffeet," Mrs. Silversyar'
Dtpe1, n Q hne mezxotint contralto an,
- seat the hot water bag once NOR,
- ~ baT'bsr shop to be renewed.
~ what could do. Judge? Wash
~ - Monday. driving her out AZ M
Goodman every day and good and evi
0yoBteo oil the time, | JUST had 10 rIl
oVNy. Your Honor, and then she woul,
~ stvs me my clothes"
s0fow about those spirits, madame.
4ueth the Magistrate.
well, Ms unfortunately true that
IN possessed ~ snrts." she aHsw ere |
ee<1ng her bllo goggles to hur tn
Qfasistrate a savage glance, I've 50
EN- nov ana tha.s the reason why
~ssNe 20 sit on a hot-water bottle q
Ssop 'em quiet. But as for slversvard
Wncs been 10 Egypt ard India. beside
Gtatsn Island. hr can come and get hi
eeothss, II he never darkens my doc
s0sin."
= 3 was ordered.