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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
No Dause 10 Doubt.
A Statement of Facts by Strong
Guarantee.

Statement of Facts by Strong
Guarantee.
We guarantee immediate and posi-
tive relief to all sufferers from con-
stipation. In every case where our
remedy fails to do this we will return
the money paid us for it. That's a
frank statement of facts, and we want
you 10 substantiate them atour risk.
ReXall Orderlies are eaten just like
candy, are particularly prompt and
agreeable in action, may be taken at
any time, day or night; do not cause
diarrhoea, nausea, gripping, excessive
looseness. or other undesirable eff
ects. They have very mild but posi-
tive action upoh the organs with
which they come in contact, appar-
entity acting rs a regulative tonic
upon the relaxed muscular coat of
the bowel, thus overcoming weakness,
and aiding to restore the bowels to
more vigorous and healthy activity.
Rexall Orderlies are indispensable
and ideal for the use of children, old
folks and delicate persons. We cannot
too highly recommend them to all
sufferers from any form of constipa-
ton and its attendant evils. That's
why we back our faith in them with
our promise of money back if they do
not give entire satisfaction. Three
isezs: IL tablest, 10 cents; 36 tab
OF Ok .olt
cents. Remember, you can obtain
Rexall Remedies in Tazewell only at
John Il. Jackson's.
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know on what money is boing saved
and made.
To keep farm machinery In repair ia
no small item. and frequently time lost
In being delayed during Il busy period
whilo waiting for repairs Is the cause
for u still greater loss. Tho time loss
In many cases might DO dono away
with IL moro caro- was oxertod In over
hauling tho machinery during tho win
ter season, whom farm work Is some
what slack. Many farmers make
practice OF making some repairs dur
Ing tho winter. but there is Il greater
majority who never fool that It is
worth while to spend time to do such
work, but believe they will have time
oaou8h in tho spring or before IL is
time to use tho mae2kAa again. Az n
rulc, tho wsrk In not done until the
machine or implement should DO in
the field. which ought not to DO the
case. The repairing. to be done Mt
the least expense and loss of time
should be done in tho winter, or mt
least most OF It. There are some I'M
plements that ono might find dincult
to repair. especially in some OF the
machinery sheds which are found on
farms.
With a good machinery shod and
work shop at one end whore n stovo
could be set up to take tho chill from
the air. this work might be handled
very nicely with little if any discom-
future, even In tho coolest weather.
There will be O great many stormy
days whom little II any work can DO
done out of doors. when tho work In
the shop can be worry satisfactorily
carried on. Where tho repairs cannot
be readily put in the respective places,
cards should be attached to the bro
Ken part and everything put in read
iness for the time when the machine
Is taken from the shed. am now
thinking OF the grain harvester, which
is frequently behind many of the
smaller machines, making It rather
difficult to get at for repairing. In
the case OF the grain and corn har-
vester good plan to follow is to
make note OF such parts as show
severe wear and order these parts for
the coming season.
A want book" and box of ship
ping tags should be part of the
equipment OF the farm Office. In the
book should be made notation Of the
worn or broken part, and with 1t the
letter and number, thus: For the
grain harvester, binder driver dog H.
$780,"
A shipping tag with letter and num-
Der should then be attached to the
part to assist In quickly locating when
repairs are TO be put in place. The
same holds true with reference to
bolts. When housing the machinery
you may not have tho proper bolts on
hand. but the want book" and tags
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
Implement

VIII furnish tho necessary information.
as. "One machine bolt 21s inches by
rs inches" This, with others which,
may be required. may DO purchased in
ono order, which will probably result
In saving of one-half.
While this system may seem at first
thought somewhat cumbersome, o
glunce Mt the suggested sheet will
show that 1t will in the end save time
and money. and ut tho same time dis.
penso with worry and aggravation ut
very busy season Of tho year.
When tho repairs and special bolts
have arrived, take them with mn extra
supply of bolts, nuts and, split cot.
ters and kit of tools, Proceed with
the work as occasion permits. and In
short tlme nll of the homo work, ia
completed. Tho work usually done at
tho village shop should be noted and
tho list left in convenient place 30
That no extra tlme is required In loI
eating 1t and arranging for tho work.
Some farms arc fortunate enough to
have their own shop. and where such
conditions exist 1t Is not necessary to
tako tho plow shares to tho village
for sharpening. but this and many 9th
| or kinds of such work can be done at
home. The largo farms having great
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
Children Cry
FOR FLETchER'S
9 q 8 T q RIA
"Dopers" Active in Washington.

Drug makers and druggists agents
appeared before the pure food board
in Washington and asked for permits
sion in certain cases to take the skull
and cross bones sign off bottles con-
tanning poisonous preparations. With
the Deaths head label off the bottle,
the druggists might do more business.
Imagine the chagrin of the dopers
when IN the midst of their argument
in walked DR.. Harvey w. Wiley, who
resigned from the public service be-
cause his opposition to- the doping of
foods was not in sympathy with the
Taft administra ton. When DR.. Wiley
alluded to the petitioners as
"dopers'', it looked like free for
all fight. When objection was made
to the use of the epithet. "dopers, +"
DR.. Wiley consented to Withdraw that
term if he could substitute "manu-
facturers of poison" in its place. The
poison manufacturers angrily demand
ed to know whom DIR. w Hey repre-
scented anyway, and he replied: lone
American citizen, and expect to be
here often"
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or requirements will naturally requiroi
moro machinery. so that tho ono I'M
charge of the machinery should mott
lose sight of tho fact that n largo sup,
ply of common repairs is better than
to DO out half of tho time, thus caus-l
Ing unnecessary delays In the farm
operations.
Tho stock OF duplicate parts to be-
ordered should be for sickle sections,
for mowers and binders, also sickle
heads and pitmans for the mowers.
ltivots, wearing plates. ledger plates.
guards, etc. or any such list as seems
necessary TO prepare for Tho neces-
sary farm machines. Any ono who is
at all Interested In farm machinery
should be able to devise some plan
which would greatly facilitate the
handling and repairing of tho farm ma
chinery.
To insure tho greatest efficiency
OF pillow, cultivators and all such i'm
plemcnts, 1t is n good plan to cover.
the face of tho moldboards and SHOW
els with good grade OF heavy ma
chino oil or fair grade of hard oil.
This treatment will keep the wearing
surfaces FREQ from rust, SO that tho
extra work of securing these imple-
ments In the spring Will be done away
with. To get the greatest returns for
money invested In farm implements
ono must have rs few delays as pos
sible.
In keeping before you the first cost
and repairs OF the different farm i'm
plements, n few cards as hore shown
Will be OF great help. In this way you
can quickly find how much your wag-
on, mowor, or any implement has cost
since 1t was purchased. The deprecia-
tion can also be more quickly calcu-
lated, and in many ways this will as
sist in determining the gross earnings
OF tho farm each year. This card sys-
tom might be carried still further by
| adding to 1t double column at the
right, the extra column showing the
amount Of work or the value Of the
work done with each implement. This
Is shown on card describing gang
pillow.
Tho scheme described here is not
entirely new, as some farmers are
using methods which in some ways
are similar, but tho card system and
day book are much handler and more
economical.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
Farms For Sale

a IoS acre farm of very pro-
ductive land for sale at Falls
Mills. 1t is in fine state OF Gull
tivation about 10 acres i'll timber
and balance mostly in grass.
Good 8 rooms dwelling house
fine orchard, good barn and other
out buildings too good tenant
houses. The place is watered
by spring and branches and a
good well at the house. Price
and terms reasonable, for par
ticulars call on or write,
T. E. TABOR, Newburn Va.
Pulaski Co. 1922 6 mo,
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He Proxnd IA.

Down Fresno why lived a man who
was quite attentive to woman who
had lovely young daughter, says the
San Francisco Chronicle. His fire.
quent calls at tho home Of the two
were 80 noticeable that the neighbors
began to speculate. One day the wo-
man spoke to her sutton thus: Tho
neighbors say that you are courtfag
me for my money"
Foolish chatter" he countered, with
a laugh. Don't pay any attention to
such idle gossip. To prove that am
not. i suggest that you deed all of
your property to your daughter"
Tfas the woman did and the next
day the man eloped with the lovely
young daughter.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
MUSIC RUsKIN HATED.
Some Wagner Compositions Filled Him
With Blind Fury.

1t is Of course we'll known that
when the great litterateur and philoso-
phar, Ruskin. disliked any one or any
thing he did not hesitate to say so in
the most forcible language the occasion
might require. 1t is doubtful, however,
IL any denunciation Ruskin ever PEN
ned or uttered equaled his outburst
over some of Wagners music, which.
according to Mr.. Il. Il. Cook In 1.-THE
Life of Ruskin," filed him with blind
fury. Thus to Mrs. Burne-Jones:
"Of all the bette, clumsy. laundering.
BICYCLING. baboon blooded stun l ever
saw OH human stage that thing last
night rThe Meistersinger) beat, as far
as the story and the acting went, and
of all the affected, sapless, soulless, be-
ginningless. endless. topless. bottom
less. topsyturvlest. tuneless, scrannel
piplest tongs and boniest doggerel of
sounds l ever endured the deadliness
of, that eternity of nothing was the
deadliest. as far as the sound went.
- AS for the Lied never made
out where 1t began or where 1t ended
except by the fellows coming off the
horse block"
What on amazing prodigy. by the
way, Rusliln was! He recited the One
Hundred and Nineteenth Psalm before
he was three, at seven he had written
a work entitled "Harry and Lucy Con.
Guided. Printed and Composed by q
Little Boy and Also Drawn" at eight
he had turned Scott's monastery" into
400 lines OF verse. ard at eleven he
wrote 1000 lines called tho "Iteriad,
describing tour In the lakes.-Pear
sons Weekly.
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Saved by HIS Wife.

She's wise woman who knows Just
what to do when her husbands life is
in danger, but Mrs. II. j. Flint, brain
tree, VT, Is OF that kind. :'She insisted
on my using DIR. Kings New Discov-
cry" writes Mr.. F., "for dreadful
cough, when was So weak my friends
all thought I had only short time to
live, and 1t completely cured me-" A
quick cure for cougs and colds. it's the
most safe and reliable medicine for
many thsoat and lung troubles
bronchitis, Group, whooping cough,
quinsy, tonsilitis, hemhorraGcs. A
trial will convince you zoe and Sl.O0,
Guaranteed by joni Il jackson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
Brought To Light
farewell People Receiving the
Full Benefit.

There have been many cases Ike the
following In Iazcwell Everyone re.
lates the experience of people We know
These plain, straightforward statement
will do mucS toward relieving the
suffering OF thousands. Such testimony
will be read with interest by many
people.
Mrs. Nj. Rigney, Tazewell, Va, says:
IL am glad to confirm the public state
ment gave in 1907 in which recon-.
menGed Doan's Kidney Pills. During
the twenty-five years that l suffered
from my kidneys so many remedies
failed to check the trouble that L be-
came discouraged, thinking nothing
could reach my complaint. am firm
ly convinced that there is one prepara-
ton effective enough TO cure kidney
trouble and that is Doau's Kidney
Pills. My trouble came on by spells
and the greatest distress was caused
by dull, dragging ache between my
shoulders. AT times was almost help
less and 1t was impossible for me to
get any rest. The kidney secretions
were also source OF annoyance and
showed that my kidneys We're mt fault,
and when l heard about Doan's Kid
ney Pills 1 got n supply ut Jackson's
drug store amp after taking them, 1
felt like different woman. This rem
edy relieved my pains and aches and
helped me in every way"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50c.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. n. Y
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the Doan's-and
take no other.
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rc'rexScSoITD
Schedule Effective
June II, 1911
Lv. Tazewell for Norton,

Ly. TaZewell for Norton,
$40 am 800 pm
Lv. Tazewell for Blueficld,
1890 a m $3.50 pm
From Blueileld East bound.
9.15 m for Roanoke, lynchburg,
Norfolk and all points on ShOnsndoah
division, Pullman sleeper and cafe car
to Roanoke. Pullman to Norfolk
Parlor car Roanoke and Richmond.
Sleeper Roanoke and New York,
Dining Car.
7.20 m daily for East RaifoId
Roanoke and intermediate stations.
$50 p IN daily for Roanoke, Lynch.
burg and intermediate stations and the
Shenandoah Valley. Pullman sleeper
Gary to New York
923 p M for Roanoke, Lynchburg
Richmond, Norfolk. Pullman sleeper
to Norfolk, and Roanoke to Richmond
wEsTBoUND.
$40 m for Kenova, Portsmouth
Columbus, st. Louis and the west
Pullman sleeper to Columbus
cafe car.
$40 p m for Kenova, Portsmouth
Cincinnati, Columbus, w est, Northwest
Pullman sleeper toCincinnati, Columbus
cafe car to Williamson.
IL 80 a m. for Williamson and In.
termediate staff ons.
1.55 for WEIGH and intermediat,
stations. Pullman Sleeper cafe cars
Write for Rates, Maps. Time Table
Descriptive pamphlets to any station
Agent, or to W. B. Bsvill General Pas
senger Agent, w. G. Saunders, Asst
Gen'l. Passenger Agent. Roanoke. Va
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
When Butter Wns Scarce.

Butter. which is almost Indispensable
nowadays. WAS almost unknown to the
ancients. Herodotus is tho earliest
writer to mention It The Spartans
used butter. but as an ointment, and
Plutarch tells how the wife of Deioto-
rous once received visit from Spar
tan lady whose presence was intoler-
able because she was smeared with
butter. The Greeks learned Of butter
from the Scythians, and the Germans
showed the Romans how 1t was made.
The Romans. however. did not use 1t
for food. but for amounting their bodies.
st Louis Globe Democrat.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
State OF Ohio. city of Toledo.
I.tlcaa CntInty (bS.

Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that no ia
g.; Co., doing business in the city OF To-
ledo, County and State Aforesaid, and
thnt said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ey-
cry case of Cetarrh that cannot be cured
by the use OF HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence. this 9Th day of December.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the System. Send for
testimonials. free. -
f. J. CHENEY g CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, TIC.
Take Halls Family Plila for constipation.
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All Doing the Same.

What ia he SO angry at you for?"
81 haven't the slightest idea. We met
on the street and we were talking just
as friendly as could be when all Of a
sudden he fiared up and tried to lick
me-"
And what were you talking aboutf'
ooh, just ordinary small talk. I re-
member he said, I always kiss my
wife three or four times every day."
And what did you sayf"
Il said. I know at least dozen
men who do the same and then he
had fit."-Houston Post
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05

of the fast express means serious
trouble ahead If not removed, SO does
loss of appetite. 1t means lack of vi
tally, loss of strength and nerve
weakness. II appetite fails take Elec-
trio bitters quickly to overcome the
the cause by toning up the stomach
and curing the indigestion. Michael
Hessheimer of Lincoln, Neb., had beer
sick over three years, hut six bottles
of Electric bitters put him right on his
feet again. They have helped thous-
ands. They give pure blood, strong
nerves, good dlge4tIon. On zoe nj
JaCkson's drug store.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
NAVAL MICKNAMEs.
Old as tho hills, Used In All Countries
and Never Alter.

and Never Alter.
In the American and English nayies.
as well as In the merchant marines.
are found nicknames that have been
In use since before men dreamed that
there was land on the other side of
the western ocean. Tradition, most
inilexible of all rules. governs them,
and they never alter, whether the ship
clears from the Golden Gate or from
London docks. Some of the nicknames
are Of obvious origips others seem to
gain force by their apparent lack of
reason.
For instance. why should all men
named Wright be called "Shlner?'
Clark is invariably "Nobby," Green is
Jimmy" and q White is a KNOCK
err" "Spud" Murphy explains itself,
as does DUSTY" Miller Lofty" and
Shorty" do not need to present cards
TO their mates when they sign on,
and it is not worth while for tue bru.
nette sailor to resent 1t when n friend
ly chap halls him as Niger" lie
.an't whip the entire crew, one after
he other.
The rigid forms Of the quarterback
do not hold during the watch below,
and the captain is the Skipper" and
the first lieutenant is Familiarity "Jim.
my the One" On fighting ships the
gunnery lieutenant is "Gunnery jack
or. more briefly, Gums" the tor.
pedo lieutenant Torpedo Jack" OF
Sparks" and the navigating officer
THE Navy"
Even landlubber would know that
Tommy Pipes" was the boatswain
Chips" the carpenter. Jimmy Bungs'
the cooper and Sails the sailmaker
New York Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
The Love that BIights.

with an income which meets more
than ordinary expenditures. n man
and woman are living together dis
graced. She has left her children,
and her husband, suicide, has Just
been buried, broken by her loss and
his public dishonor. The man with her
has left his children and his wife,
parted with most of his fortune to
care for these once his charge, left
the company of honorable mon and
lost the respect of honorable women.
Both believe they have done this
for love. She comes of notable line.
For three generations her mentolk
have held place high IN the State
and the nation. He came of those
who share the responsibilities and en-
JOY the advantages of life. They
yielded to overm mastering desire and
believed, as those will who let what
is lowest sway them and destroy what
is highest in every human life, that
unless the love they desired could be
theirs, life were useless and the COM
ing days blank.
They chose the love that blights
Once they separated for season to
learn whether their desire was more
than IA transient wish. The forseken
hu sband, who has ended life, wrestled
in vain with the woman who had
given herself to him in her dawning
years. to bring her back to the home
she had left, but both had let baser
love run riot until its control was no
longer possible and they have ruined
the lives of others and clouded honor
able names.
For a season fulfilled desire will be
enough, but this cup will empty. The
world was not maze for the desires of
men and women but for their duties.
Over their paths there will always be
the shadow of the weak will and the
body untamed. AS his children grow
older and the girls find love in their
path, the hideous specter of mother
dishonored and father faithless will
cloud every joy. If his son reach
honor and the public attent of men,
he will set his lips and know that his
own name is never mentioned without
recalling his fathers disgrace, which
a decree that no industry or zeal OF
his can wholly annul makes his in.
heritance. What is true of him il
also true in far bitterer and more
blighting measure of the woman
Over the two the shadow year by
year will grow deeper. Through eacf
heart will come the increasing know.
ledge that doors are closed all about
that life can never be regained, thai
all the forces Of Heaven and eartt
which make for good to others worl
for punishment to them, and in time
these things will set them apart ant
there will come the knowledge ant
consciousness that those who yield al
the beginning to the passing wisf
and the vagrant impulse, permit look
to pass into word, word to pass int
touch and touch to pass into binding
passion, have builded for themselves
a prison of misery, Of which all tn,
world is tn e jailer. and life the tern
and sentence. philadelphia Press.
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Tho Same holn.

An inexperienced young fellow was
called upon to make speech at ban
quot at which Speaker Cannon was
present. In fact the speaker sat next
to the young man.
Gentlemen" began the young fell
low. my opinion is that the gelerality
Of mankind in general is disposed to
take advantage OF the generality Of
The speaker grabbed the boy by the
arm and. pulling him down to him,
said:
"Sit down. son. You are coming out
of the same hole you went in."-Ex-
change.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05

"My little son had very severe
cold. / was recommended to try
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and be-
fore small bottle was finished he was
as well as ever" whites Mrs. III. Silks,
20 Bowling Street, Sydney, Australia.
This remedy Is for sale by all dealere.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05

You will look while before You find
better medicine for coughs and colds
than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. 1t
not only gives relief-it cures. Try 1t
when you have cough or cold, and
you are certain to be pleased with the
prompt cure which it will effect. For
sale by all dealers
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
Right In His Line.

why don't you have sponge to
moisten your stampsT queried the
man from across the street who had
dropped in to use the lawyers tele-
phone.
Good idea." answered the disciple
of Blackstone. do you want the
job"-Chicago News.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
Fortunes in Faces.

There's often much truth in the
saying, cher face is her fortune" but
it's never said where pimples, skin
eruptions, blotches, or other blemishes
disfigure 1t. Impure blood Is back of
them all, and shows the need of DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They promote
health and beauty. Try them. 25c at
Jackson's.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05
Why He Was Late
"What made you so late?"
al ~, or Spnftboop

"What made you so late?"
al met Smithson."
"Well. that is no reason why you
should be an hour late getting home
20 supper"
~ know, but l asked him how he
was feeling, and he insisted on telling
me about his stomach trouble"
"Did you tell him to take Chamber
lain's Tablets?"
"Sure, that is what he needs" Sold
by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-05

Don't be surprised if you have an
attack of rheumatism this spriug. Just
rub the affected parts freely with
Chamberlain's Liniment and it will
soon disappear. Sold by all dealers.