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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

Mrs. Jennie Carleton of the Hotel
Seville, New York, while crossing
fremont street, rear Park street. Bos-
ton, Wednesday night. walked against
Q large moving auto truck of the New
England Cement e Stone Co, of Nor
wood and was knocked down, the
truck passing over both of the Wom-
ans legs. She was taken to the Relief
hospital, where it was found that she
was suffering from numerous bruises
and abrasions of both limbs.
Described by one who has seen her
as wild as u hawk" breaking
through brush like partridge at sight
of a person, the wild woman of
Bakersville, a small settlement nine
miles from Winsted, Conn, has been
seen again. The unidentified woman
is known to have lived in the woods
for five weeks and perhaps months.
A gift of SIC, 900 is made to Yale Uni
versity in the will of Martha Elem
ing Byers, widow OF Alexander NJ.
Byers, filed for probate, Wednesday,
at Pittsburg, Pa. The money is to be
invested and the income used to main
tain the memorial at New Haven
erected by Mrs. Ryers to her son,
Alexander NJ. Byers, Jr
Announcement was made, Wednes-
day, of an increase in the pay of con-
ductors and motormen of the Dover,
Somersworth & Rochester Street Rail
way by one cent an hour, the advance
becoming effective, Oct. 1. This road
is a subsidiary of the Massachusetts,
Northeastern Street Railway Co.,
which has granted similar Increases
on it's various lines. and the employees
have for some time been expecting
an advance Under the new schedule
the pay will range from q cents an
hour for men employed one year to
% cents for those employed 10 years
and more.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
WANT PROPERTY FOR SELVES.
Charges That Congressman Fish and
Brother are Keeping Fortune.

New York, Sept. 26.-Charges that
Stuyvesant Fish and his brother, for
mer Congressman Hamilton Fish, are
trying to prevent their nephew, Hugh
Northcote, who is in an insane asylum
in England. from enjoying any of the
$4,000 income left by his grandfath-
er, Hamilton Fish, are made in pa
pers filed in the state courts here by
attorneys representing Bernard Rollo'
a London stock broker, who has been
appointed in England, trustee of
Northcotes property.
While Northcote has property in
trust aggregating s1,so0,00o the only
part of it in England is a fund on
which the income is $1,000 a year. Mr..
Rollo requested Hamilton and Stuy-
vesant Fish, as trustees of the estate
here, to send along the American in
come to help pay accumulated debts
but they refused
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
NATIONAL HOME.

Officer of the day. Capt. John Turck.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. j. Fuller left,
Thursday, for a visit to relatives in
Auburn.
The funeral of the late George II.
Burnham will be held from the Home
chapel at 2 p. NJ, Friday, Rev. j. E.
Cochrane officiating.
Moving pictures will be the bill for
tonight, and fine program is assured.
THE French Spy" in three reels. "a
Leap Year Lottery" and Hollow
head, the Magician. Tickets will be
OH sale. 130 to 1 O'Clock.
Frederick r. Ames OF Portsmouth
was the guest. Thursday, of his
father-in-law, Capt. o. F. Glidden,
hospital steward.
Three members left the Branch,
Thursday, on furloughs: Josiah S. Ev-
erett to Cambridge, William McCor-
mas to Troy, and Clark d. Bugbey to
Putnam.
Those reporting from furloughs,
Thursday, were Peter Prock from
Rockland Absalom Baldwin from
Lawrence, and Dennis Conner from
Boston.
George H. Perkins and Michael Nc
Nally, former members, reported,
Thursday, for readmission.
Daniel Cronin, late Navy, John
Burke, late Co. G, 151st N Y. Inf,
George E. Potter, late CO. NJ. 1st Me.
H. A, have been admitted to the
Home.
Charles Kehoe. late Co. E, goth Me.
Inf, has been transferred here from
the Western Branch, and William G..
Kicker, late Sd Maine Battery, from
the Southern Branch. Both were for
mer members
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
Sept. 20, 1912.
Copyright, 1911, by Rev. 7. S. Lin
scott d. ID
REVIEW

Sept. ~, 1917.
Copyright, 1911, by Rev. 7. S. Lin
scott, d. ID
REVIEW.
Golden Textile words | speak
unto you they are spirit, and they are
life. John vi: 63.
The following questions may be
used as an original lesson or as re-
view of the twelve preceding lessons.
The date and title of each lesson,
where found, Golden Text and one
question from each lesson follow.
July 7. Malignant Unbelief. Mark
iii: 20-35. Golden Text-This is the
condemnation. that light is come into
the world, and men loved darkness
rather than light because their deeds
were evil. John iii: 49,
"a Verses 20-2l-Why did the
relatives of Jesus think he was be-
side himself?
July IA. The Seed In the Four
Kinds of Soil. Mark iv: LEO. Golden
Text-Receive with meekness the en-
grated word. which is able to save
your souls. JAS i: p.
CD Verse 3-ln what respect is the
teaching of religion like the sowing OF
seed?
July 81. The Growth of the King
dom. Mark iv: 1852; Matt. xiii: SO.
Golden Text-Thy kingdom come. Thy
will be done in earth as in heaven.
Matt. vi. 10.
CD Verse 2T-After n minister or
teacher or any other Christian has
sown the gospel seed ought he to be
restful or anxious concerning its
growth, and why?
July 23.-The Wheat and the Tares.
Matt. xiii: 24-30, 36-43. Golden Text
Gather We together first the tares
and bind them in bundles to burn
them, but gather the wheat into my
barn. Matt xiii: 80.
(4) Verses 24-25-What is the diff
ference in the results as between good
seed and bad seed as suggested by
this parable?
Aug. 4.-The Worth of the Kingdom.
Matt xiii: 44-53. Golden Text-Seek
ye first the kingdom of God and his
righteousness, and all these things
shall be added unto you. Matt. vi: 49,
(5) Verse 44-To what pains and
expense ought person be willing tc
go, if necessary, in order to obtain the
salvation of his soul?-(This is one Of
the questions which may be answered
in writing by members of the cIub.)
Aug. ia Troubled Sea and a
Troubled Soul. Mark iv: 35-v; 90
Golden Text--God is our refuge and
strength. very present help in trou-
BILE. Therefore will we not feat
though the earth do change and
though the mountains be moved in the
heart of the seas. Ps. XVI: 1-2.
CD Verse 37-How do you explain
that such a great storm could take
place with Jesus on board?
Aug. 18. The Rulers Daughter.
Mark V: 21-43. Golden TeXt-And he
took the damsel by the hand and said
unto her, Talitha cumi; which is. be-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
SIDN EY.

WEST-B. F. Gasin who has been
passing few days with his grand
daughter. Mrs. Clarence Richardson
returned, Wednesday. to Augusta.
Albert Palmer of Oakland was in
this section. Monday. on business.
Mrs Chas. Wells is confined to her
home by illness.
The school at West Sidney is closed
for one week, owing to the illness of
the teacher, Miss Jessie NJ. Penney.
Mrs. Turner of Augusta is the guest
of Mr.. and Mrs. l.. II. Wyman.
Mrs Potter of Gardiner is stopping
with Mrs. Esther Wyman.
Mrs. CT. r. Nash of Peabody. Mass,
has been the guest or Mrs. Lucy A.
Robinson. Mrs. Nash left, Saturday,
for Manchester Forks, where she will
visit Mrs. Olive Fifleld before return
ing to her home 10
Miss Josie Richards of Augusta has
been passing a few days with her
grandmother, Mrs NJ. H. Butler.
Mrs. Fred Sawyer has returned
from Lewiston, where she visited her
daughter.
H. w. Knowles, South Lewiston.
was at C. II. Lovejoy's. Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Trask of Re-
vere Mass, are here for short time.
Edwin Trask of Augusta was at West
Sidney, Sunday.
Miss Alice Taylor is at her home
for a two-weeks vacation.
Evangelist and Mrs. Perley e. Mil
Ter. Mrs. Ephraim Ballard and Mrs.
Madison Bean attended the Kennebec
Association meeting at Oakland, last
week. Evangelist Miller and Mrs.
Ephraim Ballard were delegates from
the West Sidney Baptist church.
Mrs. Ina NJ Miller supplied the West
Sidney church, last Sunday, and will
supply again, at 230, next Sunday.
Sept. %. Mrs. Miller viii also preach
at the Sidney River road church in
the forenoon.
AT the session of the Sunday school.
last Sunday, birthday offering was
made to the Birthday box. by Mabel
Freeman, the little daughter of Mrs.
Jennie Freeman. The little exercise
was very pretty.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
ACCIDENT FATAL.
Saco Boy Wounded, At Fair, Dies in
TruI Hospital, Biddeford.

Biddeford Me- Sept, Chichester F.
Graffam, the 12-year-old .saco boy,
wounded at the Grange fair in Saco,
Wednesday afternoon, by a shot from
Il target rifle, died at O'Clock, this
morning, at the Trull hospital in this
city. The bullet penetrated the brain.
Edward y. Schwartz, proprietor of the
shooting gallery and who was holding
the rife at the time of its discharge,
was arrested and arrangements made
for his arraignment on a charge of
manslaughter in the SaCo municipal
court, this afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
kiLLED-oTHERS INJURED.
Railroad Train Derailed-Was Running
Between Chicago and Jackson.

Rome, Ga, Sept. 2G.-Three persons
We're killed. two seriously injured and
between y and Is others slightly hurt,
when Southern Railway passenger
train No IA, running from Chicago to
Jacksonville. Fla, was derailed, at
Plainville II miles north of here, at
$50 o'clock, last night. The dead are;
j. r. Mitchell, Brooklyn, N. Y, and
two unidentified Negroes.
The deraiment 81 believed to have
been caused by spreading rails or the
trucks of one of the coaches dropping.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
Your Questions
Answered.

II you would like to have answered
any particular question each or any
week from THE Suggestive Questions
on the Sunday school Lesson" by Rev.
DR.. Linscott, send in your request to
this office. giving the date of the les
son and the number of the question
you wish answered. You may select
any question except the one indicated
that 1T may be answered in writing
by members of the club" DR.. Lin
scott will answer the questions either
in these columns or by mail through
this office. Don't forget to state what
benefit these Suggestive Questions"
are to you. Give your full name and
address. Send your letters to 1.-THE
Question Editor OF the Kennehec
Journal"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27

Wednesday afternoon, reported the
following indictments: ]. Fred Hough
of Phillips, arson: Albert Aver, alias
Bert Keene, of Salem, larceny: Roland
Fl. Marsh of Pennington, larceny;
Tracy A. Rowe of Wilton, forgery:
Alonzo Reed of Wilton, assault; Mil
ton p. White of Weld, assault and
battery; Harry Rowe, Sheldon Dy-
mant. William Connors. John Doe.
alias Frank Dalgle, all of Rangeley.
driving handcar on NJ. c. r. r.; Ar
thur ID. P. Shepard of Phillips, as
sault and battery; Guida Lovejoy.
alias Guida Searles of Freeman, ac-
cessory to the murder of the wife of
Marshall Taylor after the fact; John
Sabine of Salem, same offense. Two
other indictments We're not made pub
lie. -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
CROWS BEAUTIFUL, HEAVY HAIR
We PROVE IT--25 CENT "DANDERINE"
Destroys falling haceans and lnvgoratss your
scap..DeIighfu dressing.

To be possessed OF a head of heavy,
beautiful hair; soft, lustrous. fluffy,
waVy and free from dandruff is mere
~ matter of using little Danderifie.
1t is easy and inexpensive TO have
nice, soft hair and lots of il. Just
get a % cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine now-all drug stores recon-
mend it-apply a little as directed and
within 10 minutes there will be an
appearance of abundance; freshness,
futfiness and an Incompatible gloss
and lustre and try as you will you
cannot find a trace of dandruff or fall
ing hair: but your real surprise will
be after about two weeks use, wher
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27

oysters from Jamaica Bay are gen
orally sold under the name of Rock
aways." The report says that the
unsanitary condition of the Jamaica
Bay vicinity was set out four years
ago by New York State authorities
but that no steps have been taken to
prevent the sale Of contaminated oys-
tiers or to prevent further pollution
of the bay.
The practice of floating osyters in
polluted waters in Inwood and Inwood
Greek, Long Island, has not been stop
ped, the report says.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
A TONIC FOR GIRLS

Girls who study hard or work hard,
who grow pale and thin, who come
home from school or shop too tired to
do anything even in the way of amuse-
ment--these are the girls who will get
most benefit from course of treatment
with DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People. No medicine ever offered the
public has been such a boon to suffer-
ing women and girls as this tonic
remedy. These pills are not mere
stimulant, giving temporary relief they
build up the body anew by making
rich, red blood that imparts splendid
health, brightness, cheerfulness, energy
and ambition.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills begin their
work Improvement with the first dose.
The first sign of improvement is usually
an increased appetite, the absence OF
distressing symptoms after eating, more
refreshing sleep, better color in face
and lips. These are signs that pure rich
blood is now circulating through the
body and that, with this necessary as
sistance, nature is effecting cure.
Mrs. John BRANDON, OF r. +. ID. No.
s, Harbor Beach, Mich. who was cured
by these pills, says;
81 began to be anRmic, while in
school, for the hard study and confine
ment caused me to become run down.
| suffered from severe headaches and
such dizzy spells that | could hardly
walk. | could not sleep at night and,
although l would get hungry, conld not
eat without distress. My heart flut
tered and there was such pain around
it that | could only take short breaths
or gasps. / was very nervous, lost in
weight and had no color. | was not
confined to bed, but could hardly drag
around.
For two years | tried many doctors
and medicines but without much help.
At last | began to take DIR. Williams
Pink Pills and soon my blood became
rich and pure, my heart strong and |
felt better than in years. | continued
taking the pills and was cured"
There is new strength for tired girls
and women in Dr. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People; they make new blood
that dispels the always tired feeling
and the continual backaches. They
Danish headaches, low spirits, pabita-
ton OF the heart and fits OF nervous.
ness.
Two booklets, Building Up the
Blood" and 'Plain Talks to Women,
will be sent free upon request.
Dr. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists at 80 cents per box; six
boxes, 81 so, or by mail, postpaid, up
on receipt OF price, by the DIR. VIII
liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, n. Y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
Railroad Commissioners Meet.

The State Board of Railroad Com
missioners consisting, of Elmer r
Spofford of Deer Isle,- John A. Jones
of Lewiston and Frank Keizer OF
Roclland, were in session, Thursday
at the State House, for the purpose
OF discussing number of important
matters connected with the depart
ment Nothing was made public OF
the business of the session.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
- OYSTERS UNHEALTHY.
Investigation Shows That "Roek.
aways" Are Unsanitary.

Washington, Sept. 26.-The Depart
ment of Agriculture in its report on
the recent investigation of polluted
conditions of the oyster beds in ia
maica Bay. \. Y. says Jamaica Bay
is zone great basin into which many
millions of gallons of human sewage
are constantly flowing. Doubtless
myriads of typhoid organisms from
this sewage" the report points out,
find the way over portion of the
shell fish grounds through the medi-
UNI of polluted waters"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
IN MEN ORIAM.
Bronze Tablet for Titanic Heroe, Ma
jor Butts.

Nachvil1e Tenn, Sept. ga bronze
tablet To commemorate the noble
life and the heroic DEATH" of Major
Archibald Willingham Butt, U. S. A,
was unveiled in All Saints chapel.
University of the South, at Sewanee,
today. Major Butt was a SeNanee
alumnus and the unwilling ceremonies
We're under the auspices of his frater-
nifty. Delta Tau Delta. Had Major Butt
lived he would have been 46 years old.
today.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
cHAFIN CLOSES CAMPAIGN.
Delivers Address in Which He At
tacks U. S. Supreme Court.

Detroit, Mich, Sept. 26.-Closing the
days campaign in the eastern part of
the state, Eugene w. Chafin. Prohi-
bition candidate for President, deliv-
cred an address here, last night, in
which he attacked the supreme court
of the United States for some of it's
decisions during the last four years.
Speaking of the present national adj
ministration, Mr.. Chain branded it
as the worst whiskey administration
in the history of the country"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27

you will see new hair-fine and dewny
at first-yes-but really new hair
sprouting out all over your scalp
Danderine is, we believe, the only sure
hair grower; destroyer of dandruff and
cure for itchy scalp and it never fails
to stop falling hair ut once.
If you want to prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is moisten a cloth
With little Danderine and carefully
draw. it through your hair-taking one
small strand at time. Your hair will
be soft, glossy and beautiful in just
few moments-a delightful surprise
awaits everyone who tries this.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
HOTELS
WHEN PEACHES

of as excellent quality as those that
arrived in a carload. the other day.
fer the Augusta Fruit Co. are for
sale people should take advantage of
the opportunity offered of procuring
such choice fruit. Just right for pre-
serving. On sale now at both stores,
215 and 294 Water street
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
BLAZE DOES MUCH DAMAGE.
Fire in Pulp Co. Plant at So. Wind
ham Spreads Rapidly.

South Windham. Me-, Sept 26.-Fire
which started in the boiler room of the
spread 10 the storehouse and caused
damage to the stock of between $4,000
and 100000 The fire was extinguished
after hard work by the employees.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
SPARKS FROM MAINE WIRES

Judge Joseph f. F. Connolly of the
superior court, Portland. Wednesday,
sentenced Joseph Landry to Jail for
eight and Thomas Fox for six months,
both having retracted their pleas or
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
New CORPORATIONS.

The following corporations have
filed certificates of organization, un-
der the general law, at the depart
ment of State:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27
MRS. CLARA T. SIBlEY.
Prominent Maine and National Club
Worker Dies in Belfast.

Belfast. Me-. Sept. 26-Mrs. Clara
7. Sibley prominent Maine and
National club worker and former Of
ficer of the Maine Federation of Wo-
mems Clubs, died. today, at her home
here. I4xs uN
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-09-27

The value of the total mineral out
put of Alaska in 1911 is estimated at
$40. $40, 600, compared with s16.sS9.67S in
1o10
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SCALP SOLID SCAB
FOR IS MONTHS
Re.inol Soap and Ointment Healed 1t


WASHINGTON, d. C.-"Our little girl
Ruth was afflicted with an eruptive,
burning, itching skin trouble. especially
the scalp, which was a solid eruptive
scab, and continued SO for eighteen
months.
Nothing we could find would relieve
her suffering and embarrassing insight
Illness until we tried Resinol Soap and
Resinol Ointment. This began to re-
lieve at once, and under few weeks
treatment healed all hersores." (Signed)
Mrs. MAMIE l.. TERRY, 14S Hickman
Street, May 6, 1912.
No better proof of the efficacy of
/ Resinol Soap and Ointment could be
offered than such letter from mother
who has tried them with perfect sue
cess. Resinol stops itching instantly
and speedily heals the most distressing
forms of skin and scalp humors, sores,
boils. burns scalds and itching piles.
Invaluable for sunburn. Your druggist
sells them (Resinol Soap. Doc; Oint-
ment, 50c), but if you wish, you may
test them free, Write for generous
samples to Dept. lin, Resinol Chem
ical Co., Baltimore, Md.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-13

worth Kan, since January. and with the
aid of instruments. medical knowledge
and the foot of the men. has been making
experiments. The so-called "nodlhed
shoe" is the result
The new shoe. if il is adopted. will re-
suit in economy, in that the soldier Will
not be required to buy different SHOES Ior
different occasions Now he has to have
a garrison shoe. marching shoe ana
black dress shoe. In the new shoe the
difference will be only in color, black ana
tan.
When the eth Infantry starts on It's
112-mile '.shoe test march. 1t viii be d.
vided into three divisions. One will be
given the regular garrison shoe, the sec
ond the regulation marching shoe and the
third will make the real test of the modi-
fled Shoe" The board of officers will &C.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-13
OPPOSE NEGROES USING NAME.
Objection to Calling Organization
KNIGHTS of Pythias."

Why negroes in Georgia should be pre-
vented from using the name knights OF
Pythias'' as a part of a title to their Or
ganiZation in that state was the basis for
a printed argument submitted yesterday
to the Supreme Court of the United
States on behalf of the white Knights of
Pythias of that state. The court is to
pass on the negroes right shortly.
1t is argued that the white order has
exclusive right to the name knights of
pythias," and that the negroes should use
another name.
'.They may call themselves" suggested
John p Ross of Macon and Hamilton
Dougla 3 of Atlanta, attorneys in the case.
"'Knishts of Jonathan, or knights of
Ham and obtain their charter and con-
tin:Ie in their sood works.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-13

cheney the only basis for promotion
makes the successful passing of the pre-
scribed examinations a legal prerequisite
for foreign service appointments: pro-
vides for appointments to grades instead
of to specified posts and prohibits the
consideration of the political affiliations
of candidates.
The bill is in harmony with the recon-
mendations of the President and of the
Secretary of State, and embodfes the
principles for which the commercial or
CARNATIONS of the country. have been con-
tending for a number of Years
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-13
TEST FOR NEW ARMY SHOE.
Merits of Newly Evolved Modified
Shoe" to Be Observed on March.

Every variety of foot known will be
represented In the march which the 1th
Infantry will take within short time TO
ascertain the advantages of a modified
shoe over the present garrison and march
ing shoes now used by the army.
Owing To the numerous complaints
which came to the War Department from
various parts of the military establish
ment against the present shoes issued to
the army. the Secretary of War appointed
q board to consider the matter. That
board has been sitting at Fort LeAven-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-13
SULZER BILL ENDORSED.
Provides for Placing of Foreign
Service on Merit Basis.

Officials of the Department of State
have given strong Endorsement to the bill
recently introduced in the House by Rep
resentative Sulzer, chairman of the COM
mittee on foreign affairs. designed TO give
Legislative sanction TO the existing cXecu-
in the diplomatic and consular services.
Among other things, the bill makes eff