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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13

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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13

dollars each Pasadena is called the
Angel City of beautiful homes. and
grounds. One day we took what IS
called a Trolley Balloon trip Of one
hundred miles. We Travelled twenty
eight miles, along the Pacific coast
and visited eight cities and ten plea
sure resorts along the ocean. The
first place OF interest is the large
aqueduet for Los Angeles water sup
ply The water is carried in mains
from a mountain north of the city
two hundred and forty miles and cost
twenty three million dollars to COM
plete it,. We passed through south
ern California oil fields that pro
dlsce seventy Smillioni barrels of oil
every year. We visited the soldiers
hocre AT Sawtelaa. The grounds con-
tain seven hundred acres and are
filled with beautiful flowers and fol-
y;,c,,e. There are rooms for! thirty
five hundred soldiers. About twenty
eight hundred are there at present.
1t is a very beautiful place for the
remaining days of their life. We
passed the Pacific Electric Power
House, avery large plant. This
company controls over one Thousand
miles of trolley system and burns
eighteen hundred barrels of oil
daily. At Moonstone beach we gath
cred some very fine moonstones. At
Venice we rode on the miniature, rail
road and in the Scenic railroad these
:wo attractions are said to be the
largest of the kind in the United
States. All these resorts on the
peaches. are on the same order as
White; City Chicago but are not
equal Of White City. At Ocean
Beach great number were in the
ocean bathing. This; is one OF the
many places where they go I'M the
ocean every day in the year.. The
wireless station is near here. The
towers are three hundred feet high.
To get in a certain air current mes
ages are sent from here to all
PARTS CT the globe. We had a pleas
ant trip and saw many interesting
sights during. the day. On the 22nd
lay OF February went to the Iowa
picnic. Papers claim about # sixty
thousand at the grounds that day. !
,ound forty one persons from Della
ware county that knew and the
lay was one of rejoicing among the
Iowa people. The latest arrival !
saw was. Hon. R. w. Thrill, who
came to Pasadena only the day be-
fore.
You can tell our friends we are
all we'll as usual and enjoying this
beautiful climate. Not a day since
we came in October but what we
have had sunshine and the past
month has; been like summer. Nearly
very day it has been 70 to IS above
zero. For fear may weary your
patience, l will close for this time.
Your friend,
A. H. Blake.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
sBURG.

Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. "Opens made
ai,brief visit TO the Key City during
the week.
New babies arrived at the Fret
Hartbecke and Charles Lands home
IN March 6.
William Adams was caller al
Dyersville Saturday and Sunday.
s. w. Klaus was over from Earl
Vile Thursday interviewing bill
friends, !: IA
"A caucus was held Saturday even
ing to- nominate the town Officers
and school directors. The nominal
lions were made as follows, viz
Mayor Cyrus Craig; treasurer, P.
D. Peck; assessor, John Strader;
,ouncilmen, H. J.. Kphlman, F. "A
$Noote, Aug. Gorkow, "A. l.. Lands
md J. r. Grimes The city election
VIVA be held: M arch Is.
VI DR.. NJ. E. Dittmer and Wilbur
Phelps were nominated to succeed
themselves as memhers OF the school
BOARD and w. s. shaffer to fill va
cancy caused by the removal ct H.
w. Putz. .,5t
d Lou Mcmahon is wearing Ids new
title OF .'papa" wth becoming dig
nifty. a. little daughter was born In
to his home March 8. Long live
the little Miss. II
DR.. Billingstey OF .Des Moines 3oc-
oupied the pulpit at the M. E..
church Sunday morning and evening,
speaking at jefferson in the after
noon. He is treasurer Of the lows
Methodist hospital. Our people were
much Interested to hear Of the.
grand work being done there and wer
glad to lend helping hand in a
financial way.
Mrs. E. B. Sawyer, Maurice and
Merle, drove over from their farm
home near Earlville Friday, visiting
1T the James Knee home until Sun
day. r.
John Lane and Miss Bessie Doer
Ire receiving the congratulations ct
friends on their recent marriage.
Long may they live and happy may
they be. .i3s. I.
The Twentieth Century N Review
club elected Officers as follows at
heir annual meeting last Tuesday,
1iz:-President. Mrs. Lou Bush;
ice president. Mrs. Rose strader;;;s
secretary, Mrs. Matte, Walker.
The program committee, Mrs. Emnns.
Grimes, Mrs. Mary Wilson. and Mrs.
Rose .Strader The social committee,
Mrs, Margaret Smith. Mrs. Laura
Prentice and Mrs. Inez Craig. Great
Britain will be the: study for neXt
year. The Bay View course will be
followed. ~ -, <-:~ ~ u;
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
DELAWARE..

Mrs. R: G.. Winch Of = Hopkinton
spent the latter part Of last week
with Mrs: C. Fear and family. :"
Ray Glew of Epwcrth spent over
Sunday with his parents, Nj. ssand
Mrs Oscar Glewi.. - y ',,=e
Leon Mack OF Earlvi1le spent sun
lay with home folks.
Minnie Nieman spent the latter
part OF Last week with her friend,
Ruth Coates.
Miss Esther Ortherg OF Coggon Dis
spending three weeks vacation with
her parents 4
Miss Della Willard spent over Sum
lay with relatives in Delhi.
Miss Ruth Raster is working at
the Henry Rath home.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. p. Coates and fam
lily spent Sunday with relatives in
Delhi.
The friends and schoolmates of
Miss Gornson are glad to- see her
about again after a two weeks i'll
ness. ~ /
Mrs. Matte Williams OF Ncr:h
Stonington, Conn, who came to help
celebrate her paren's 50th wedding
anniversary, which was last Satur-
day, March 2, returned home Satur.
day, March 9.
Mice, A1ioo Clou e-ant o,,or C,,rx5o,,
with her parents
1.-THE Old Maid" play given in the
hall Friday night was well attend
ed.
Mrs. William ami George Long,
Mrs. J. B. Enos and Mrs. Catherine
BlaisdeI OF Manchester, Mrs. Lizzie
Holbert OF Primghor, Iowa, and Miss
Annie Meader Of Waterloo spent
. 70. I
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
. \ ,
4. EARlvtLLE.

T...Is
is advertised and those in:. cha -,
..av the crowd az this station va.
y; .,na - the iarxpaat ID noe. antih,,s,
,,st II = ,nn1, * o.,t -, mn, !,
ing those from town .manV times II,
i've ~ E,ar,v,,la Tba.. ~. a,r.e wer.
..oo.1. and ~. doubt "a ,,v;na ,,,,n - \,
.eivf more. > = antF,,o,n-s;n az f,,t,,ra
Miss Anna Ed, va ! Man,,he,s,t .,
&c., =. ST. =" " -. =
Mrs Chas Kav ~ F,nu,o - ~
fine At ha horne - ~. :, :. 80 :.
Mrs Van Anda +
B Mrs Franz ro,a ~ 49,, !, ).
y town sat,,,rda,v,.
Mrs Dick Broue,.s,E . -, 50 :.
Manchester wera sbonnina = .an :,
saturday =
Mrs b Pierce use . wotan,oo 20 :,
;anpa,. rr,aau b $3.50 p"''
Married Of nn,h,,nro, 1,,,,o
March < Miss Co.., poh,ns $500
Rnhert sohaa - =, s4 an
1a,.shter - NJ 80 ~ =, .ne
.Rohinson ,iv,ne 60, . a -
the groom. is . SIN, ~ NJ 49, NJ, ~
49,. g., - atia WITS WI .
raised - na,.u,o.o e =
i LANCE circle ~ fr;onds , s ~. 80. :
wa,, - 80. . ' - "teu ...e -
will 20 to ho,,sekaen;na ~ .ues
near Gnt Edee = Noatn -,
shin
AT the schoo, o,act,on ,,o,, - =. !, (
.ol,cwin;o d,ra,to,.. - ~
f WOOD and, 8 u, r,a,sa -, :, !,
:, I.axson for traos,;;,,o- M :,
The ladies ~ ~ ~ -
y,..:;eet This veal Witt 49, -, -
,challer for tho;r, ;n,onth,,, ao,,.,,,. =
4 Mr. an. Mrs .Mo,o,ah - .. y.
va sb;n,sto, - 49,. :, - >'l'' Z
home ~ O. ~
Among those Who ,,stanod 80
larry lectures were NJ 80 NJ,
leo. White ~ nelh; To n.a D., =. :,
John swinhnrna - na,h; -
Miss Jennie Mer ;ds. 80 ro,os,,,,.
. . . .I g s 70 Ht x s.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13

John Kelley. who has been spend
ing the past two years in California,
arrived dn Edgewood Saturday morn
ing for an indefinite stay.
Relatives here have received word
Of the death OF Mrs. R. G. Hitchcock
last Wednesday. Death was due TO-
old age Besides her aged husband,
she leaves a family OF grown chill
dren Short funeral services
were held here Thursday and the re-
mains were taken to Manchester for
burial Sympathy is extended the
bereaved relatives.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
EDGEwooD.

Roads are said to be in good cond:.
:,tion for this time OF the year but
/ judging from the spring like weather
that we are having they will not re
main such very long sleds are
being used by everyone in this vi
fcinity and number are still do.ne.
considerable hauling.
Il A bright baby girl gladdens the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Louie ,Woolr
ridge since Saturday, March 2. Con-
gratulatious are extended the fond
parents. T., -. s.,
Mr.. and Mrs Fred Everett and
daughter Florence of Strawberry
Point were calling en- relatives at
this place Friday. i. H., 4,
Harry Sherwood returned to Mitch
ell, South Dakota, last week after
an extended visit with relatives :. at
this place.
Mr. and Mrs. Flascher and Mrs.
"A Awald Schultz spent Friday at the
Gus Flascher home.
Miss Jennie Peet, who is teaching
. at Nevada, Iowa, is spending her
vacation with home folks.
Mr.. andM rs. ]. o. Sevey are en-
joying a visit from their SON, C..
Sevey, and his daughter Burnadine.
Mr.. Irmscher of Colesburg tran
sacted business here Friday.
Mrs. Martha Garrison was called
to Fayeette Thursday morning by the
illness Of relative.
Chas- Todd, who has been living
/ on the Joe Sharp farm for the past
year, left for his home in Minnesota
last, week. The best wishes OF their
many friends will follow them to
, their new home.
Mrs. J. B. Nelson is enjoying a
visit from her daughter Dot of Du-
buque. Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Alcorn are
the proud parents Of a baby girl
born Friday, March 8. Congratula-
tons are extended the proud par
ents.
Henry Anton of Strawberry Point
enert Tuesday at the Mic. Budden
home.
Miss Ruth Fischer is suffering
with a broken arm. she having had
the misfortune OF falling while skat-
ing in the opera house.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
.FREAKIsH BANK BILLS
IS Different
ON THE TWO SIDES.
About Dozen Such Are in Exlstencei
1 Due to Mistake Made In Print.
lng-How Error. Is
+ Passed.

If one had a bill with the print of
the ten-dollar denomination on the
face and the five-dollar on the back.
should he average the two and con-
slider the bill to be- worth $3.50? This
is not an impossible problem, for.
says a treasury official, there are sew
eral such freak" bills scattered
through the country. One of them
came to the sub-treasury at New York
not so long ago. 1t had the imprint
of the twenty-dollar note on one side
and of the ten on the other. But, as
the face showed the figure twenty, $40
was the legal, value of the bill. Occa-
sionally these freak bills slip through
the bureau Of engraving and printing.
despite careful scrutiny by three or
four sets OF inspectors. In most cases
they have been national bank. notes.
which, like regular treasury notes,
are printed at the bureau in Washing.
ton. The face value is always recog-
nized when the freaks" come to be
cashed at any branch Of the treasury.
The imprint on the back has no law;
ful status Whatever. ~ &ae
The notes are printed in sheets at
the bureau. Usually there will be one
twenty and two tens on Sheet. They
are printed on one side at time 50
1T can. be seen that the printer, In
turning over the sheet; might get It
upside down, and thus put ten-dollar
back on stwenty-dollar note, or a
twenty on the back of one Of the
tens. In the bureau are employees
who are supposed to examine all the
bills carefully, but occasionally they
neglect to scrutinize both sides as
carefully as they should; and so the
money j goes out into circulation,
When errors are discovered, the mis:
printed sheet is laid aside to be de.
stroyed. It cannot be torn up at once,
for every sheet has to be accounted
for. After good. deal Of red tape It
is ground into pulp.
Most of the freak bills which have
been issued in the past have found
their way back to the treasury, there
to be destroyed. 1t is thought that
less than dozen are now scattered
about, most of them in the hands Of
curio hunters. No. effort to collect
them has been made by the govern
ment, for the treasury department
does not consider the circulation O.
the few notes matter of any conse
quence, inasmuch as there is no doub'
about the values, as indicated on the
face.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
A. II. BLAKE WRITES.
Pasadena, California,
p March 5th. 1912,

>.i. Pasadena, California,
March 9Th, 1912.
Editor Democrat
I. thought i would : give you a de-
scription of the city of Pasadena,
that we CALI home during this vim
ter This city contains eleven
square miles and one street has five
miles ct pepper trees filled with
small red. berries at the present time.
There are fifty six churches an6
the Y. NJ. G. A. building is the bes'.
OF the kind ever saw. 1t has a
membership of nearly twelve hum
dred. It has three parks, the finest
one being Central Park opposite
Hotel Green, one Of the best hotels
on the coast where the rates are Sc
to SIS per day. In this park we
have three band concerts every week,
where we can hear very fine music.
Near the city are the Busche Gar
dens owned by the millionaire brew
er, Adolph Busehe of St. Louis. It
contains eighty one acres and he
employs forty five gardeners and
costs seven thousand dollars per
month to beautify the grounds. I
never before visited such a beauti-
full place. A great variety of foil
age and many lovely flowers all in
bloom and the grass was so green
and soft as velvet. These grounds
are open to the public every day
from 8 a. m. to p. m. and it is
great feast for the tourist to visit
them. One SAY we rode Through
Orange Grove, the millionaire street,
past the residences of such men as
Proctor Gamble, Mr.. Goodyear, John
A. Rockefeller, Montgomery Ward,
Bob Burdette, Chas. Gates son and
many others just as nice. There
are seventy three milaionaires in
this city. Their grounds are kept up
by experienced gardeners and the
flowers and evergreens are very
beautiful. The e1ectroliers for light
ing this street are solid bronze and
cost two hundred and thirty four
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
purse With Money In ! Cod.

"A, housekseper at Queenstown. Ire
land. constabulary barracks while
cleaning Goldfish about 80 pounds In
weight discovered inside the fish a
purse containing a number Of silver
coins Of the reign Of Queen Victoria
The purse was of leather. S ~ bound
and in good preservation. It also cen &C
tanned some inscribed paper. which
was reduced almost to pulp
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
= SQUAD and Quail.

Many prefer squad TO quail be-
cause the meat is not SO dry. and If
always sure 10 be tender. The chief
advantage. however, is in the fact thar
when you eat squad it isn't necessary
to pause several times while picking
out bunch of bird shot from your
sore teeth Wellington (Kan.) News
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
NORTH 3MAhcHEsT

Mr.. Coc}king's family are moved
and settled I'm their new home re-
Gently purchased Of A. J.tBruce. &
The City Charity Circle meets
this week Thursday with, Mesdames
Mary and Minnie Skinner. Z,
Mrs. Eliza Connell entertained the
;urent Event club Friday. Mrs.
.Conneln is planning to move to Onei-
da with her son Will, who recently
lost his wife. Miss Myrtle will ac-
company her mother.
Mrs. Julia Evans is nursing at the
Putnam home. Mrs. Putnam has
been confined to her bed for sever
al days.
RI Mr.. Raus lis NJ with an attack OF
l,mbago. Mrs. Raus is sick with
La grippe. tx ii. It5i |. !:Si
Mrs. Brady is slowly q recovering
from a long severe Illness.
Is Mrs. John Hindal IL ON Tie mend.
MI. and Mrs: Joe Davis. spent
last Wednesday In Strawberry Point.
Mrs. Charles Johnson is getting
around from a severe Illness. : :.
Grandma sttaub, k;faking her turr
with lagrippe patients ri. 81
The neighborsl and friends; of 4 Mr.
and Mrs. Farley gave Mr.. Farley a
birthday surprise last week Saturday
E,var-vhn dv s1ra an ondnua hi AZ time AIR
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Retort pIscourteous.

An EEglishman and Weishman
disputing in whose country was the
best living. the Welshman said:
There is such noble housekeeping IN
Wales that | have known above
dozen cooks employed at one wed.
ding dinner" e:'Ay." answered the
Englishman, that was because every
man toasted his own cheese
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13

Thursday at the home OF Mr.. and
Mrs j.. NJ. Kingsley
c. .Zirtzman DO on the sick list.
Mrs. Chas. Angel spent Saturday
with her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. U. G. Chadeayne and
children returned to their home in
Ossining, N. Y, Thursday.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
piscourao,no prooress.

You're not doing as well in your
mathematics as you ought to be. John
w. said Mrs. Lapsling; lat your age
our cousin Horace was half wa.
through differential calipers."
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
ar,z,I,,n. E.oer Tor News.

erazlIians Easerlfor News.
TraEelers In Brazil remark that no
only in Rio de Janeiro. but In the lars
er cities throughout the republic. the,
public awaits the daily news budget
with an eagerness no less pronounced
than is the case in the United States
and on the continent Of Europe.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Covered the Ground.

A man who was dunned by a book
seller for book delivered some time
before, returned the bill with this
written on it: II never ordered this
book. If did, you did not send it
II I got it, paid for it. If didn't
I won't"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
sword Undecided n plank.

....f 0WCTO lVOeoOeu N FIdNks 5.'
Embedded in the heart of q plank
Of wood taken from a railway station
at Oakley. Fifeshire, says the Londor
Standard. there has been found 2
sword measuring over two feet long
The plank had been in use for al
least fifteen years.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Democratic State Convention.

{.
Pursuant 10 call OF the National Dem;
ocratic Committee. q delegate conven-
zion Of the democratic party Of Iowa is
saleS E ss in M tns Sy
1T the hour Of ten o'clock a. M. the
purpose OF said assembly, being to pro-
vide representation from this state to
be held at Baltimore on June Is. 1872.
by the election Of four delegates ana
four alternates-at- large and two dele
me eleven congressional districts Of the
state, also for the transaction of such
other business as the convention may
leem necessary and proper.
The ratio of representation Will be one
1eegate from each county and one addi-
ybnal delegate for each 200 votes anc
traction thereof above 100 votes cast 70,
the general election OF 1910. Upon sucl
basis the counties OF Iowa are entitled
to the number of delegates as set forti
below: Jts4 .- -sfs-g5aG Il
Blackhawk.. $50. - ....!!
Buchanan. ....1O
Butler.. ..t..t'.. 500. 80 :.
Delaware. 49,. ..,os &c
R Srn,si.,i1e - = -. &
tiardin. -. 80. 1855. $500.
Wright. $685.. ...Y.., So :. IA. $685.
Inasmuch as there is no provision OF
aW H9 Of deeeates to yhe ssaee
vention. it is ordered that there. shall be,
held in each county convention TO.
selection of such delegates. The time
and place Of holding said county conven.
lions and the manner OF selecting dele.
yates to such county convention
determined by the county committees OF
the respective counties. AZ &
All voters subscribing to the funda-
mental principles OF democracy are In
vited to participate in the selection oil
delegates to this convention.
By order OF the Democratic State Cen.
trail Committee Of Iowa. Done at De-
Moines, January 20. 1912.
Jno. F. Dalton, N. F. Reed.
Secretary. Chairman
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
On. ,nstance In Ais Mind.

She---And you say that you have
always avoided blaming me- I'd nike
to have you mention one instance
he-With pleasure. Remember, right
after we We're married. ate a pie
you baked. and when the doctor
came told him 1t was clans
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
= ----.-,-
Begin to Do Il Today.

Mankind is always happier for hsv.
Ing been happy; So that If you make
them happy now. you make them hap.
py twenty years hence. by the memory
OF it.-Sidney Smith
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT OF: 40

STATE OF IOWA. Delaware County. ss,
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN. That
the undersigned has been duly appoint
Ell and qualified as administrator OF tho
Estate OF Frank Herbeck late O. Delaware
County, Iowa, deceased. All persons
Indebted to said Estate are requested to
make immediate payment. and those
having claims against the same will pre-.
sent them, duly authenticated. to the
undersigned for allowance.
JOHN F. CARR. Administrator.
d tied March sth, 1912. n-o"ks
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
True Devotion

do you love me, darling?" she
asked. Sweetheart, l love every hair
on your, bureau" he reyerently an
swered.--Michigan Gargoyle.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Somebody ought to Tell The,

Somebody Ought to Tell Them.
The trouble With a good many
wives is that they don't know thai
less than one womansin every thou
sand can manage ito look bew1tchin9
In a kimono. h,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13

Then Mr.. knage Felt Better.
Mrs. Knagg-Perhaps you recall, 1t
was on train we first met Mr.
Knagg-Yes. but it's too late now to
sue the company for damages
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
The humorous Sad.

One Of the funniest sad things we
worse for liquor telling his friends
how good he Is 10 his wife.-Detroit
Free Press.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Fine Art of Giuinn

IF one waits to find perfection II
his friend he will probably wait long.
and live and die unfriended at last.
The fine art of living, indeed, is to
draw from each person his BEST.
Lillian Whiting.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Recoun[zed the Advice.

Physician-1 shall have to forbid
you smoking. drinking, playing bill
lizards and keeping late hours.
Patient-Ah! see my wife has
been consulting you
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Her Motive.

Pretty we'll all the big things WON.
en- do are done for men. I believe
Foolish It may be. but suppose it's
human nature. We are made so. ard
must put up with It Robert HicheLs.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Daily 7houoht.

But the mind never unb.nds itself
so agreeably as in the conversation OF
a well-chosen DECENTRALIZATION.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Blind Inference.

Doctor-"Thomas, did Mrs. Pop1oy
get the medicine ! ordered yester.
day." Thomas-"l b'leeve so. sir. |
see all the blinds down this morn.
ing"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-03-13
Horrible 1houoht.

Alleged Humorist-Can you tmag
inc anything worse than a giraffe
with sore throat? Proven One
Sure! A centipede with corns.-Tex
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