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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-11

is AN UNLUcKY NUMBER
Glass Co,-Maude Mccarthy,
1854 w. Jackson blvd. Mote the
number of letters in their names,
the number of letters in the name
of the firm he works for and the
total of the numbers in her home
address,
Lyle E. Merriell, 1920 w. Chi
cago ave.-Isabelle ]. Hunt, SOB
IS, Oakley blvd. (Note the num-
Der of letters in both their
names.
Chas. L. Merriell, 1920 Chicago
ave.-Evelyn Mae Berg. 1908 Po-
tomac ave. Mote the number of
letters in both names and add. the
numbers in her address,:
The Notary Public finally
agreed to sign the queer agree
ment and he nearly tainted when
he counted the letters in his own
name-Walter Mathews, 843 w.
Ohio street. %
The four couples have decided
to be married Wednesday, Nov.
10, at Crown Point, Ind. Mote
the number of letters in the place
chosen.) They will then all go on
a honeymoon, in an auto truck,
passing through Crown Point,
Elkhart, Lafayette, indianapolis,
Evansville; Louisville, Cincinnati,
Columbus, Dayton, Cleveland,
Sadusky, Toledo and South Bend.
(That's Is cities with total of
113 letters. They all will be
married by Rev. w. E. Naughton,
of ErOuyYi Paint (4Iofe +be ,,,3,1,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-11

UTS KIBoSH ON Is AS AN UNLUcKY
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

DR.. E J. Brown was up from
Stanford, Wednesday.
DR.. M. Pennington was called
t. Big Hill country Tuesday to see
Mrs Linda RAIDER who is danger
ously i'll.
Misses Harry May and Francis
James, ofRichmond, are the attrac-
tive guests of Miss Blanch Craw-
ford, during the fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carter Mcdowell
of East Bernstadt, visited Mrs.
McDowell's parents Mr.. and Mrs.
S. S. Daily, here last week.
DR.. Laswell is at Brush Greek to
s=e his mother who continues
very i'll. This is the fourth tri p
the doctor has made from Kings
Mountain within last two months.
DR.. Monroe Pennington, Sout'c
Eastern Kentucky's noted medical
practitioner was here and at other
points in the county Saturday
last. He will be here to attend
the first three Gays of Mt. Vernon
Fair to meet old friends.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The w. ]. Sparks Co., has
finished installing The second
crusher plant at Sparks Quarry.
The latest crushers are the most
powerful machines that the
company has installed. With all
their added machinery and the in.
creased output of the various plants
which are being run night and day
it is impossible to supply the de.
mand for ballast, concrete stone
and sand.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Hoagland Hippodrome to be
seen at the Brodhead Fair is a
very extensive show this season
carrying its own special train, and
some twenty horses, chariots
equipments most up 10 date. The
best riders in the country will be
with them, and their attractions
will be great.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

DR.. w. F. Garter very promis.
ing young physician of Brodhead
claims the honor of receiving from
Supt. E. E. Snyder OF the L. & n.
z. r. Co., an appointment as the
Companies surgeon at that place.
Knowing the z. R. Company has
none but the best. it speaks very
high of the Doctor to be recogn zed
as their surgeon. We are glad to
see the doctor make good in his
chosen profession. as we under
staud he has an excellent practice
and no doubt that the R. R.
Company made a most excellani
choice. in selecting a man to
hapdle the interest OF the companr
in and around Brodhead.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02
Fred Owens piloted the old

Fred Owens piloted the old
Rambler auto to Crab Qrchrrd a
few days since for Lancaster
parties who bad purchased the
M chine from the owner at this
place. 1t took Fred 1e hours to
make the 70 miles. 1t is claimed
he passed through Crab Orchard
Ga three wheels, engine working
OF one side, muller gone making
q noise that could be heard three
miles; many horses left town and
citizens took themselves to storm
cellars thin king cyclone was on
tap. Fred says it was tough
enough without exaggerating the
case, but would have taken !,
through il he bad had to hitch
himself to the machine and drag it
IN.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

tightenin 8 struck the residence
of Dr.. NJ, Pennington at Bertha one
day last week. Mrs. Pennington
who vas at work with a sewing
machine was severely shocked and
Frustrated for some hours, but
has re covered.
Fair week.
A Gala time.
Second only to Xmas week.
Attractions for the grown ups,
good N usic. fun for the children,
Lay aside the cares OF harvest,
domestic duties. come in and join
the throng of merry makers. Have
a good time, 1t only comes once a
year, put your cares behind you
for the once and enjoy yourself
to the limit. The managers have
spared neither time, trouble norex
pense to make the show worth
your while. Come in and encour-
age them by your presence. Be on
hands and see the splendid new
and up-to-date fair grounds. upon
which they will give exhibitions
ANNUALLY.
Many visitors are here, from
far and near. from neighboring
counties and from neighboring
states, all bent on renewing old
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02
RauRd trip from Lebanon juno

RauRd trip tom Lebanon juno
ton KY. Richmond Ky. Greens.
burg, KY, Jelli.e, Tenn, Middles-
boro, KY. and intermediate sta.
tions to Mt. Vernon, KY. Aug. 7
8 and 9th, limited to Aug. II, at
one fare plus 25 cents minimum
so cents. On account of COUNTY
fair Mt. Vernon, KY. Coach will
be on local freight train, north from
Cor bin, to Mt. Vernon and on To-
cal train south from Mt. Vernon
to Corbin, during the fair and pas
seugers will be carried in these
coaches. Train due to arrive from
corbin 900 a. m. leaves for Corbin
a.oe p m.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Prof. J. o. Gill will make
balloon ascension each day of the
Mt. Vernon, doing the triple
parachute acti using three para
chutes in each descent at a
time, cutting aloose three times
It's big attraction.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Cuts and bruises may be healed
10 about third the time re-
quired by the usual treatment BY
applying Chamberlain's Linimenr.
1t is an antiseptic aud causes such
injuries,to heal without maturatiou
This liniment also relieves sore
ness of the muscles and rheumatic
pains. For sale by Chas. G. Davis
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

ANY one desiring to make a
flight in the "Air Ship" during
the Brodhead Fair. will please
write the Secretary, He will carry
one passenger each fight if de-,
sired. Now Is your chance for a
free ride to the clouds.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

If you cannot 60 to both Fairs,
Brod head says you better come
there for there will never
be an "Air ship" in ROckcestle
county again.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Construction on r. A. Welsh's
new dwelling under charge of the
veteran builder Neal Paprett
assisted by Fred Hayes. s. S.
Daley and Sanders Fish, is
progressing nicely. Dee Ramsey
is dong the brick work.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Dare Devil Oliver, the Champion
High Diver. who will dive from
a tower Io4 feet in the air each
day at the MT. VERNON FAIB
is ip town and if there are any
doubling Tbomases" they may
see him any TING at the Hotel
or on the streets with the high
diving dog U-no.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02
Sheriff,
Rockcastle County
7. II. M.

The Ro> kcastle county's teachers
institute. has been in session this
week. While we have been unable
to attend any OF the sessions YET
we hear it from all sides. that the
meeting under the instruction of
Prot. Sharon, has been both pleas
ant and profitable,
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Dare Devil Oliver. the high
diver with his diving dog U-no
arrived Yesterday and will! have
everything in readiness to do their
daring acts daily on the Mt. Yer
non fair grounds from a hundred
foot tower,
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The Signal man will be on hands
all three days of the Mt. Vernon
and Brodhead fairs, and if you have
that past due subscription ready to
pay him, please don't forget to
bring the doll ar with you.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Harrodsburg KY. July 80 1919.
Chas. c. Davis, Mt. Vernon, KY.
l will ship six or seven horses Sat-
urday, to Mt. Vernon.
w, M. HUGHES.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

An abundance of fine sparkling
SHADY Spring" drinking water,
with ice will be furnished all at
Mt. Vernon Fair grounds, drawn
from covered vessels through
faucets with plenty of individual
drinking cups for those who forget
to bring theirs along.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Remember the Local carries
passengers from Corbiu and all
intermediate points to the MT
VERNON each day. Notice
printed schedule in these columns
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Abe Coleman another horse man
from the Blue Grass, with nice
string, will be here for the Mt.
Vernon Fair, next week.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Round trip l ouisville, $40
Aug. 1917 and 18th. limited Aug.
Goth. On account of Federation
of Catholic societies and Catholic
editors.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

]. p. b. Drummonds l. spoken
of for school Trusee, at LivInss
ton. If elected this vii. insure
good schools there.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

NOTICE. will be at the Mt.
Vernon Fair on Thursday Aug. 8,
to buy aged mules from 3 to E
years. Anyone having a good
mule for sale please meet me there
on that day. 7. NJ. CREss.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

LEGAL Freight Train leaving Cor
bin, $40 a. m. will handle coach to
Mt. Vernon Fair. every day, of
faiF, August 7-s and 9th: The
schedule is as follows:
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Round trip Lancanter $I.2o
Aug. II-I2, limited to Aug. I4th.
On account of Colored fair, Ian.
caster KY.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

With bumper crops in field and
orchard. the pushing Of the K. P.
works at Pine Hill, and the
various crushers and quarries
running full tiRe, some of them
double time and everyone busy,
indicates prosperous times in ouf
county
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Round trip, Paris 81 Sc Sep IS
1920 and FL limited I. Sept. :5rd.
On account of Colored Fair. i aris
KY.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Keep your eye turned toward
Brodhead. The Flying machine
man in his trial flight before the
FaiI will no doubt be where he can
be seen from any point in Rock
oocf1o
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

NoTICE:-Lets every body clean
upin front of our property, and
make as good showing as pos
sible during the fair, now please
don't over look this matter.
Yours every body.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Our grounds are now ready, eve
ny thing is complete, for the Big
Mt. Vernon Fair, next week.
Come every BODY.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The usual preaching services, at
the Presbyterian Church, will be
held next Sunday morning and
evening Everybody welcome.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

'0ld Gull" says its possible he
may be foolish bnt be be-dad
sapped if he can be persuaded te
do any high jumping from Dare
Devil divers 100 foot tower ex
sept he is furnished with some
thing like seventy-6ve fat feathe,
beds to land upon
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The Air ship man will arrive at
Brodhead several days before the
Fair, in order to get ready for his
exhiDitit n. any one doubling his
coming will only have to call or
write any acquaintance in Brod-
head or near there before the Fair
begins.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

This will be your last chance to
have Eberhart take your picture
this seaso-, better take advantage
of it while you have the chance.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Bring your family, and make
your Headquarters at Peoples
Bank, during Mt. Vernon Fair.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The Kaypee people at Pine Hill
will be ready to begin shipment
of coal about August Goth.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Every body that has spare room
will please notify Chas. c. Davis
at once, as we are going to have a
large crowd Aug. 7-8 and 9th.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Every body is saying the Air
ship man will doubtless get
killed in one of the many flights
made at the BRODHEAD FAIR.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

One fare plus a quarter to the
Brodhead Fair Aug. Ia to 16
Special coach on local from Corbin
to arrive at o:3O o'clock.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Stock water plenty will be
found on Mt. Vernon Fair grounds
brought there by steam pumps of
w. J. Sparks Co., from Shady
Sprino
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Fitt5 Stables, complete at Mt.
Vernon Fair grounds. Box stalls
we'll bedded and feed in the barns.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Stop at Noe & Davis for soft
drinks, fruits and cold lunches
while going to and from the fair.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Mr.. and Mrs. D. F. Sutton, and
children, of Kansas City, are here
ON a visit to relatives.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The Brodhead Fair will likely
contract with Saxton & frost
famous Band of Lexington to
furnish music for their Fair this
season.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Sowders lunch stand is the place
to get your hot lunch and colo
drinks.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The hotel, boarding houses and
restaurants are preparing to take
care of the crowds next week.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Once there was braggart who
boosted that he feared neither
God or man, but as a matter of
course his wife was a woman.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Noe L. Davis is the place to get
your soft drinks, fresh fruits and
cold lunches.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Plenty of amusements and good
music at Mt. Vernon Fair, Aug. 7,
8 and 9th.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

It's hard for a man with q
grievance to stick to the truth.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

A telephone will be installed in
secretary's Office Mt. Vernon
Fair.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

It will be big surprise when
you first look upon Mt. Vernon
Fair grounds, to see how we'll
everything is arranged throughout
the premises.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Penny Pictures 2s for IS cents
at Eberharts Studio Fair week
only.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Some men ale great deal more
successful in concealing their
yellow streak than others.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Fish's is the place to get your
new Shirts, Collars, Neckwear and
in tact every thing to wear TO the
fairs.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

j, Fish is selling more good
clothes than ever before. There
must be a reason.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

NoTIcE:- To tax PAYERS, your
tax for 1912 are due. Please call
and settle at once. and sa- e cost.
The penalty will be added as the
law directs.
J. Il. NIcELEY,
Sheriff,
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Call at Peoples Bank, on 20 r
way to the Mt. Vernon Fair, anu
g.t souvenir.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The Woman's Club will have a
test tent at the Mi. Vernon Fair
grounds, for the comfort of the
ladies attending the fair.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

The price of irish potatoes here
has dropped from 81. per bushel
to 5octs. and everybody can now
have Eaters.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

There will be a first class merry
go-round at both fairs.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02
p E r. s ON AL

Jess and John Fish were in Brod,
head Tuesday evening.
Miss Ruth Mullins is visiting in
Lebanon Jet. this week
Mrs. Julia Azbill of Winchester
is the guest of Mrs. Ann Fish.
Miss Susie Thompson leaves to-
day for a visit to friends in Louis
vile.
Russell Brown of Stanford, is
spending a few days with relatives
here.
Lovick Thompson was here
Yesterday from London on bust
ness.
Luther Mullins is here from
Lebanon Jet, ready for the Mt.
Vernon Fair.
Miss Alice Ward, of Livingston,
is the attractive guest of Miss
Myrtle Bryant.
Cecil Weiderhoe will leave Sun
day for a visit with relatives in
Pennsylvania.
Mrs. John Cress was here Sun
day from Preachersville visiting
her sister Mrs. HAT.
Miss Jessamine Cook is here
from Somerset the guest OF her
aunt, Ms. G. NJ. Ballard.
Joe c. Baldwin representing the
State Dept. of Agriculture was
here during the Institute
Frank Mullins was down from
London Tuesday and says he eX-
poets to attend the Mt. Vernon
Fair.
Mrs. Oats and daughter, Edith
and sons, James and Kenneth, are
visiting DR.. and Mrs. w. T.
Francis.
Dee Bryant. L. & n. conductor
says he intend. to take a rest and
bring his family to the Mt Yer
non Fair.
Col. John Miller says Lancastel
AID Garrard county will be wei
represented at the MI. VERNON
FAIR next week.
Pres Chas. C.. Davis ard w. H
Fish we're in Berea yesterday al
tending the fair and boosting tn
Mt. Vernon Fair.
Mrs. BeuIah, King, of Norman
Okla. and sister, Miss Mary Eller
Wallin. were here during the we e.
with Mrs. @. F. Wallin.
Lloyd Maret is with homefolk
for few days from Livingston
where he has been working a
extra operator tor past two week:
Misses Anne Tate, Virginia
Davis. Rsaeche Crawford an
Messrs. W. II. Miller, w. H. Fis
and Vic Tate were ia Brodhea
Sunday.
Mrs. z E. Thompson AND
daughter, Mrs. Lille Homes. wer
here FROM Grab Orchard Spring
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Wn
POyuter.
Fred Mullins says nearly ever
man, woman and child arOuu
, Mullins Station and even over
Jackson county are coming to ii
Mt. Vernon Fair.
Earnest Thompson jarhesd1 b.
declined the offer of a lucrati,
position with a Kansas City. Nc
crusher COMPANY and will continl
wish the Sparks Co.
Miss Martha Sparks has returl
ed from a visit to her aunt, Mr.
B. J Bethurum of Somerset, 81
was accompanied by Misses Lei
Mcclure and Amelia Cook.
Fullen Francisco the Brodhe,
hotel man who has the dining roo
privilege at both fairs will be ,
the Mt. Vernon fair grounds Mo
day morning completing arrana
ments.
Mrs. Ellie n Hiatt epent a part
the week with her sister Mrs. Ores
Mrs. Hiatt will as soon as
business is wound up, 60 to Ii
with Ter father. Mr.. ]. j. Smi,
aid Mrs. Retta HAT: will live wi
her grand daughter, Mrs. Har
Bowman.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Come every day 10 the MT
VERNON FAIR. Bring the
children.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Arrive Mt, Vernon 600 a. m.
Gar leaves Mt. Vernon, a.oe p. N.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Eat and play pool with Sowdel
next door to Fish's on Main ST.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Ebertart the Picture man is in
town tor the fair.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

time acquaintance, and having a
good time. Some OF them are ex-1
pecting to see YCU there, do no
d isappoint tkem. Come in, and
bring the children and spend the
dav. There is ample entertain
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02
LOCAL

TWO WEEKS ONLY UNTIL
THE BRODHEAD FAIR.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-08-02

Entered at the Mt Vernon, Ky. Postotlce
as second-class mail matter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-12-01
Makes Home Miserable

What happens at the table when the catarrh-gag comes on (and a man can eat and pull his nose at the same time) we will not mention. What happens after such a meal in the sitting room. or dress ing room. or hallroom or the stairs, any where and everywhere, with a hawk. hawk, hawk can be imagined. What hap pens when the victim almost leans on top of the cuspidor in the presence of the mem bers of the family and hawks and jerks with twisted face, is a subject merely to be mentioned. What happens during the snoring, sleepless hours of the night, with a foul smelling odor waiting about in the closed room, we can easily picture.
 And add to it all the misery of the mis- erabie man himself Is it any wonder that divorce is seized upon as a cure?
 The, Gauss treatment would at once remedy all these horrible phases If left to c. F.. Gauss. Mrs. Rasmussen would have no reason for getting a divorce. These are cases which. though they have their humorous angles. after all make or unnake the happiness of us all. If you have catarrh in any form cut out the coupon below and mail it to c. E. Gauss, 36G6 Main street Marshall Mich, and be cured.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-12-01
Pointed
 Paragraphs

Spare the stamps and spoil the treat ment.
 We believe in telling the truth and say ing time.
 Common sense wins. Write and ask any of Gauss patients.
 Down in the mouth" can apply to the spirit as well as the catarrh.
 Half the unhappiness in the world comes from little innammations. Cure them early.
 All great things arc conceived in Sweat" Gauss worked hard and pro- duced cure that will live atfer him.
 Some would know d great deal more about being able to cure catarrh if they could forget a lot of old ideas they never should have learned.
 The req sons of the strongest always yield to the strongest reasons--common sense Gauss Treatment prevails for the same reason.
 If the catarrh victim would sticl. to the treatment as faithfully as the catarri, stick to him. that disease would probably be as infrequent as the now conquered diphtheria.
 There are some people who instead of making the best use of the chances they have for a cure for always telling of what they might do under happier cir cumstances. Send the coupon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-12-01
Confessions of
 a Catarrh Victim
Some of the Experiences That catarrh
 Forces Upon Its Slaves

l get boiling mad when people tell me I've got catarrh. I've had dozens Of mere acquaintances, and especially one young lady, who have come up and ventured to tell me something flor my own benefit. .'' That expression begins to pail on me flor my own benefit' It seems they all want to tell me the same thing, you ought to take something for your oatarrh; I'll tell you how my cousin got cured. and every doctor used to say he had the worst ease he ever heard about"
 Now when a friend puts his hand on my shoulder I gulp in preparation for catarrh advice. This gulp is not mere throat action, but the swallowing of mucus. Nothing would suit me better than to have the earth open and swat low me up.
 I walk along the street close 10 tine cubstone. When 1 ride on a car 1 stand on the rear platform rather than sit down inside.
 I wish I could talk without having to open my mouth to breathe. I wish that kisses were obsolete. l wish that hand kerchiefs could be turned into sheets. I wish that no chair but mine would be placed at a table. l wish that other people were deaf, blind and without noses.
 I wish that 1 were alone, always alone to hawk and spit when and where ]