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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-02-02
THE MORRIS TRIBUNE
]. C. MORRISON.
Editor and Publisher.

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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-02-02
,ualified resident voters, he shall

qualified resident voters, he shall
entitled to ballot in any precinct in
the state. The judges of election
will retain this certificate, record it
on a separate book provided for that
purpose and mail copy of it to the
precinct from which it was issued.
The bill was passed primarily in
favor of railroad trainmen and travel
ing statesmen. whose work kept them
away from home on election day. -
Browns Valley Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-02-02

The most clever politician is the
man who gets the most votes.
The best political platform is the
platform that catches the multitude.
The best issue is the issue that has
in it the power to enlist voters in its
defense.
The only real political problem is
the problem of getting in and staying
in after you get there.
A political friend is man who
knows you intimately and still thinks
so much of you that he would rather
lie about you than take any chances
on telling what he knows.
Political headquarters is a room
maintained by a candidate and his
friends for the purpose of furnishing
a loafing place for bunch of liars.
A campaign fund is money paid by
different people from different motives
for different purposes.
A politician is man who has made
success at hiding his true self.
A political machine is a continuance
that needs a whole lot of "oiling."
A candidate is poor, unfortunate
sucker who goes up and down the
country buying numbers on quilts and
church raffles, kissing babies and
making a supreme-democratic en-
bIem of himself at every turn.
A representative is man who
thinks himself entitled to get what
he wants.
A senator is man who knows that
it is folly moi to want what you get.
A campaign promise is a joke that
everybody knows how to take except
printers, preachers and prohibitionists.
A political pledge is one of those
fOllies of youth that no experienced
politician is likely to commit.
Politics is or are-but nobody
knows which.
An incumbent is a man who won
the last campaign and is worrying
about how he can do it again.
I A primary election is an institution
established for the purpose of testing
the "come back" qualities of candi.
dates.
"The people" is generic tern
employed by politicians and news
paper men for the purpose of making
chit" with the masses.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-02-02
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 4 1912

How about the West Central Min
neasota Development League? Let's
get together and get it going. United
action will make it a success. and if
it is success we'll worth while it
will mean thousands of dollars to this
section of the country. VAL
ley Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-02-02
An Anxious Query.

A certain New York restaurant has
become famous for its high prices. At
the entrance man just leaving, hay
ing paid his bill, was recently over
heard to ask the waiter, 81 say. do you
charge anything for going outY"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-02-02
Saving the country is getting ones
own party into power.

Saving the country is getting one
own party into power.
The conservation of natural re-
sources is something you do not dare
to admit that you know nothing about,
its like reading Shakespeare, you do
it because you know "culture" de-
mands lt-not because you like the
stuff.
The tariff is a red rag that the re-
publicans and the democrats have
taken turns at shaking in the face of
the people-and like the Spanish bull
the people have become very excited
every time they have seen the rag.
A progressive is republican who
not only does not want the democrats
to hold office but objects to the cold
ring" of his own party continuing
wants the office himself, of course.
A Jefferson democrat" is figure
of speech-much in evidence at ban
quet tables.
The interests" is something that
everybody cusses and nobody knows.
Ed. Smith is a successful politician
who is "saving the country"-saving
it for himself.
A political obligation is nom
negotiable instrument against which
the statute of limitations runs as soon
as the maker gets into Office.
The "initiat!ve" is an opportunity
for the people to get kicked by
mule: referendum" is chance for
the mule to bray over the kick.
The recall is beautiful thing in
theory and like gasoline engine will
give no trouble until you want to use
it.
A convention is a gathering of a
thousand men of whom four or five
do the real work and nine hundred
and twenty-five merely shout amen.
A caucus is something held in the
dark, between two politicians.
A pull is something that lands the
job for the fellow who least deserves
it.
A man who has "done great deal
for his party" is generally man who
is either a fool. knave or sucker.
A "has- been" is human counter
part of North Western locomotive
the only difference being that the To-
connective is still busy while the ''has-
been" has gone to the junk pile.
You are under no obligation to ac-
cept these definitions as literally true.
You are not even under obligation to
accept them at all.
We do not even claim to have made
any attempt to cover the subject.
The whole thing is merely ''random
shot"-half shot some will no doubt
think.
We could write book along this
line but we don't dare to spring it all
at once-besdes we haven't money
enough to buy the calf-skin for the
cover.
A book like that should be bound
in calf-calf inside and out. Mime
ota Mascot.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
YOUR SOUR, Classy UPSET STOMACH
VILE FEEL FINE IN FIVE MINUTES


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ache
Allied with bile indigestb the
Snms Il
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
AMERICAN MAKES
CHINESE GIRL WHO
SAVED HIM HIS WIFE

NEW YORK, Oct IA romance
as extraordinary AS that Of Captain
John smith Of colonial times and his
Indian princess came to light here to-
day with the arrival Of Mr. and Mrs
William Dromberge~, OF Philadelphia
on a trans Atlantic liner from Havre.
They are on the last lap Of their wed-
ding journey. which has taken them
around the world. MS. Dromberger is
fuH-blooded Chinese During the
Boxer uprising Mr. DromDerger was in
China. was captured by the Boxers and
sentenced to be beheaded on the day
of his execution his present wife res
cued him. Later she was sent to his
home IN Philadelphia and educated as
an American girl She then married
the man she saved.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
GOOD SHOW BOOKED
EOR YRlC MEXT WEEK

The Can Of the Heart" opens at the
Lyric theater next Monday. October IA,
for one week. one Of the most conspic-
nous Of the entirely new dramatic offer
ings OF the current season is The Call
of the Heart, which, as the title indi-
Gates is story Of love and devotion.
But in the hands Of Leta Vance a
Southern writer Of exceeding grace. as
well as forcefu diction. this world old
tale takes on a brilliant luster under a
treatment which is decidedly novel If q
Bit daring times. Without trying to
point a moral THE Can OF the Heart"
has a MESA e-perhaps a lesson-for
every father, mother, daughter, brother
and sweetheart. It shows how the vault
ing ambitions Of parents often utterly
ruin the lives Of scores Of people aside
from the contracting parties to an unholy
marriage for money-and again, 1T clearly
indicates that the rule of love is wSest-
and that perhaps love would mate more
couples If the young people were left to
their own selection OF a life partner.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
STOTESBURY, DREXEL
BANK HEAD, ASSISTED
1904 q. o. P. CAMPAIGN

WASHINGTON, Oct. 11.-Before the
senate committee investigating cam
paign funds today E T Stotesbury,
head of DrexeI & Co. bankers, of Phil
adelphia, testified that he collected
$165, 1850 for the Republican cam
paign in 1904. He declared that he was
active in obtaining funds through the
entire district in Pennsylvania east Of
Pittsburg.
Can you tell the amount Of subscriP-
tons turned over to the national COM
mittee?" asked Senator Clapp.
u turned practically all of this
amount over to the committee"
DO YOU know of any other contribu-
tions in 1902"
Il do not"
The committee adjourned at noon
until Monday, after hearing several
Witnesses
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
TREE, IN FALLING, CRUSHES
EBERT FARMER TO DEATH

HARTWELL, GA, Oct IL Ellie Bur
den. prominent Ebert county farmer
was found dead in the woods near. his
home on the line Of Hart and Ebert
counties He had gone to the woods to
fell some dead trees Failing to return
home at a late hour in the night a search
was made by members of his family and
his lifeless body was found crushed un-
der the weight of a heavy tree
Apparently tree which he had cut in
falling, struck another dead tree and
broke, a section falling on Mr.. Burden
He was IS years old and unmarried
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
YEARS VACATION EVERY
7 YEARS TO PROFESSORS

WiLLIAMSTOWN. MASS, oct. IL
Williams college professors will here
seven years, with full pay Funds for
carrying out this arrangement are pro-
vided from the income Of gift by
Francis Lynde Stetson, of New York
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
ATLANTA GEORGIAN awe news FRIDAY. OCTOBER H. e.
MAKES LIFE CAST OF
GOVERNOR WILSON
ON SPEEDING TRAIN

DENVER. Oct IA remarkable life
was modelled by Compart Philemon. a
noted sculptor of Denver. while riding
on speeding train from Colorado
Springs to Denver
The taking of one cast, true in every
detail on a moving railroad train is
considered an exceptional feat. The
mold will be completed in few days
and Philemon will then take a life
size statue of the Democratic leader,
Philemon at one time made mask
Of the late Queen Victoria in London.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
NEW YORK MARKET
Is 100 YEARS OLD

NEW YORK, Oct. Washington
market. one Of the venerable institu-
tions of the city, has begun a celebra-
ton of its 100th birthday. The 100
merchants doing business there had
covered the old market building with
decorations for the occasion and had
prepared deliberately for the reception
of Mayor Gaynor and other notable
guests. Before 1912, when the place
was christened Washington market, in
honor of George Washington it was
known as Bear market, because in the
old days bear meat was offered for sale
there.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
AT THE THEATERS
GRAND HAS sEEN CROWDED
ALL DURING THE WE

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7 he Grand has been crowded all the
week, and IN crowding the Grand it
means that people would be turned away
from almost any other local house.
Vaudeville has never been so popular
as right now. and with the shows get
ing better every week the permanent
reservation list indicates that the thea
targoers are making sure that they will
have reservations as the season goes
along
The bill this week is pleasing II has
attracted big attendance, and for next
week there is to he a bill that promises
10 make seat buying more active than
they have been this season
The headline feature will be the famous
Valerie Bergere and her own company
presenting His japanese Wife play
let conceded to be the vaudeville classic
the famous Marina brothers, direct from
successes for thirty eight weeks at, the
New York Hippodrome viii be another
feature, and the first big comedy star
of the season, Joe Jackson, viii be in
troduced in Atlanta for the first time.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
ELEVATED TRAINS CRASH:
$50 PASSENGERS IN PANIC

NEW YORK oct 11-Twelye per
sons were injured and $50 others fought
with each other in panic today when
A Ninth avenue and Sixth avenue ele-
waited train crashed at the West one
hundred and fourth street station Slip
perry rails caused by rain are believed
to have caused the accident one Of the
injured viii die.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
Men: We're Ready!

Have you solved that suit problem?
DO you fall and winter suit that is guaranteed
from the first stitch the last button?
Come in and let show you the models. We
have both extreme and conservative styles-you can
find just what you the price you want to pay
Complete assortments from $12 to $50. Cash or con-
venent terms
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
BIG AUDIENCES AT LYRIC
SEE nWAY DOWN EAST"

Way Down East, which has been at
tracing the usual large crowds TO the
Lyric This week Will complete its engage
ment with the two performances tOmOr-
row afternoon and night or the play
there can be no extended comment. as
it is already well knoWn TO local thea
tergoers. and the attendance during the
week proves its popularity The storm
effect, the choir singers Rube Whipple
and the boislerous III Holer charm just
as of yOre
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-11
BIG SCHOOL OF BLUEFISH
CARRIES SEINE TO SEA

NEW YORK, oct l1-An unusually
large school or buefish broke seine
placed along the ocean front az Long Cove
from its moorings, and carried IL some
distance to sea before fishermen could
succeed in interfering
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27

A shipment of 814S doors was re-
Gently made from North Bend to Los
Angeles.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
NEWSPAPER MAN
LOST IN THE TULES

klamath Falls, Or, Aug. 27-Mah-
Ion Dolman, one of the editors Of the
Northwestern, and Roster Mlkele, ad-
vertising solicitor for that paper, are
lost in the maze of channels among
the tule swamps of Lower klamath
Lake. They started In a gasoline
launch Sunday morning and not re-
turning when expected, Samuel Evans
publisher of the paper, and Vance
Hutchins, city editor, secured another
launch and the services of Ray Telford
who is the best posted man here on
the channels in the tules, and started
in search
They have not reported finding
them. Yesterday afternoon the search
ing party telephoned from Midland
that no trace Of the missing men had
been found, but that smoke among
the tules might be from a fire built by
them to guide the rescuing party.
The water lanes in that region often
end in blind pockets and inexporienc-
ed men are easily lost If they are not
found tonight parties will go to Wild
Horse Butte, near the lake tomorrow
morning and sweep the region with
field glasses.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27

being mailed from Empire, near the
scene of the supposed murder, two
from North Bend and one from this
city.
The threats made in anonymous let
ters, however, are having no effect
upon the efforts of the officers, The
endeavor to find who killed Joynor, II
he is dead, are being continued with
all yigor and II is thought that when
the Joynor mystery is cleared away
it will also bring out who killed Jacob
Evans and throw light on the disap-
pearance Of the young man who lived
with Evans. The south Inlet cases
make up one Of the most unusual mys-
teries of the locality and the officers
will do everything in their power to
sift 1t to the bottom.
The Coos Bay Harbor of August %,
adds this to the tale of mystery:
A party of men composed of Archie
Phillips, Victor Wittick and Ted Kis-
sam spent several days dragging the
waters of South Inlet where they were
led to believe the body Of William A.
Joynor had been deposited by un-
known murderers.
Mr.. Phillips states that the bay was
thoroughly dragged and that he has
given up the search. Mr.. Wittick Sc
cured assistance and his put in sever
al days since.
The party has discovered where
Jcynor went to spring to get water,
found the place where two or three
men hid in ambush and shot him,
found tracks leading to the beach and
marks as If made by a man being
dragged by the head and shoulders,
his heels making two irregular trails.
They also found where two sacks Of
cobble stones were dug out of the
sand presumably to load the body
down with
While there are many evidences of
murder that plainly show 1t is quite
impossible for the sheriff to make ar
rests or to proceed unless the body is
found AS it is there is no way to
prove that the man was killed.
The reward has been increased 5000
this week. Governor West authorized
Sheriff Gage to offer this sum which
brings the total now up to $780,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
The September Strand Magazine.

The Strand Magazine for September
contains a recently discovered story
by "oulda," entitled "The Marriage
Plate" This story, we are informed,
was written many years ago but for
some reason or other was never pub
llshed. The manuscript remained in
the hands Of friend who placed II al
the disposal Of the Strand Magazine
1t is a most characteristic story
which exhibits all "Ouida's" we'll.
known powers Of description, and also
the passionate love of animals which
is so often conspicuous in her writ
ings The little story might be a COM
panion to "a Dog Of Flanders" Other
fiction in Che September Strand in
cludes stories by IL. Temple Thurston
Arthur Morrison, Richard Marsh, Bart
Kennedy and other well-bnown writ
ers How Busy Men Work. is an ar
ticle contributed by John d. Rockefel-
Ter, Sir Thomas Upton, John ID. Grim
Minis, Edward Box, Lord Strathcona
and others. A well-illustrated article
on the Metropolitan Museum Of Art
will appeal to all lovers Of pictures.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27

The September Wide World Magazine.
The Wide World for September con-
tains an interesting selection Of sto-
ries gathered from all quarters Of the
globe. Captain A, H. Trapmann re-.
lates his experiences while passing
Through the Forbidden Country.
the hinterland Of Cyrenoica, In north
ern Africa, the stronghold of the mys-
terious Senoussi sect, q region which
not half a dozen white men have tray
ersed. Captain Trapmann went with
an Emir of the sect TO whom he had
rendered Certain services, otherwise
his life would not have been worth an
hours purchase. "The War Dance Of
the Spokanes" is ably described and
illustrated by Clair Hunt OF the U. S.
Indian service. Captain Foran, late
district superintendent of police, Bri-
tish East Africa, write Of ivory-smug-
Cling, and Clifford Halle relates how
Bede Bentley, an Englishman, deliver
ed an automobile to MenelilS, king Of
Abyssinia. 1t is an exciting narrative
for Bentley had to take the car over
hundreds of miles of trackless wilder
ness inhabited by free tribes of saw
age. Numerous other articles dealing
with adventures in every part of the
world appear in this number of a uni
que magazine.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
Honest Advice to
COnSumDliV0S

Somehow there exists vast amount Of
skepticism as 10 the possibility OF curing
Consumption. We state none but facts,
and are sincere In what we assert.
lOsis, we should do precisely what we
nsk others TO dO-take Eckman's Altera-
tive promptly aud faithfully. The rea-
son we should DO this and warrant we
have for asking all C0nsumptives t0stake
II, 10 that we have the reports OF many
cures one OF which follOws:-
1919 Susquehanna Ave, Phila., Ph.
"Gentlemen. For two years / was
afflicted with hemOrrhages OF the lungs,
the number tOtnled nearly one hundred.
Our family physician advised another
climate, ms TO remain would probably pc
fatal; however, / remained and In Feb
ruary OF 1902, I was taken with severe
attack OF pneumonia. When | recovered
sufficiently TO walk about the house l was
left With frightful hacking cough,
which no medicine / had taken could
alleviate. ! was again advised 10 go TO
another part " the country. u was at
this time, March. 1902, that / learned Of
cough was gone and / was pronounced
well or cured Since that time ! have
had two slight attacks OF pneumonia
and have resOrted TO no other medicine
TO effect a cure.
~ am NJ present In excellent health and
feel that az long as I can obtain Eek
mans Alternative, / have no fear OF Con-
sumption / cannot speak too highly for
the good II has done"
lslgnedl HOWARD L. KLOTZ.
Eckman's Alternative is effective IN Bron.
chltis, Asthma, Hay Fever; Throat and
Lung Troubles, and IN upbullding the
system. Docs not contain poisons, opiates
or hahit-formlng drugs Ask for booklet
Of cured cases and write 10 Eckman
Laboratory, Philadelphia. Pa, for more evi.
dence For sale by all leading druggists and
J. G. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27

John Smith, a wealthy pioneer Of
Corvallis, died at his home after a
years illness, last Thursday He was
60 years old.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
MEXICANS
SHOOT AT
OUR TROOPS

El Paso, Tex, Aug, 27.-Making
away with 100 head OF cattle obtained
in a raid on the Culberson ranch situ-
ated four miles from the border and
SO miles from Hachita, N NJ, band
Of 25 Mexican rebel raiders exchanged
shot with a troop Of the Third United
States cavalry stationed below Hachi-
ia, according to reports received here
today by Colonel 4, 2. Steever
Colonel Steever announced that ad-
ditlonal troops would be rushed to the
scene Immediately,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
AMERICAN INVENTION
TO IRRIGATE NILE VALLEY
[uNIrrp pnEaa LrAaEp VIM. ]

Cairo, Aug 27.-The British and
Egyptian authorities have had to 90 to
Uncle Sam for help in the work Of ir-
rigatlng the Nile valley. According to
the report of the British consul at
Alexandria, the Shuman sun heat alb
sorber has just been imported from
Philadelphia, and the plant, which has
been successfully tested is being
erected at Meadi, near this city. It
will be used TO pump water from the
Nile to irrlgate the surrounding land
and should It prove satisfactory other
plants will be erected throughout
Egypt and the soudan. Coal and 9TH
er fuels are very expensive In Egypt,
but there Is no charge for the sun
shine Of which there is plenty, so the
experiments with this practical sun
power plant are being followed with
the keenest interest by agriculturIsts
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
Cool Your Skin

and for this there is nothing so good
as that cooling, soothing wash, the d, d.
D. Prescription for eczema.
A 25 cent trial bottle will give you
instant relief.
We have made fast friends Of more
than one family by recommending this
d. d. d. Prescription to a skin sufferer
here and there, and we want you to try
i now on our positive no pay guarap-
tee.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
FANS ARE INTERESTED
IN LABOR DAY FIGHT

San Francisco, Aug. 27-Growing
interest was manifested here today by
fight fans in the Labor day battle be-
tween Jim Flynn, the Pueblo fireman,
and Charlie Miller, a local hope. Both
men are getting down to hard training
and their camps are crowded daily
Flynn, who at first felt disposed to
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-27
]. C. PERRY.

hold Miller cheaply, is said to have
changed and is now taking much
more serious view of the situation. He
feels that defeat at the hands of
comparative novice would forever for
felt his right to consideration as a
top-notcher.