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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-01-06

E0R SATE-ouantity Of furniture. china.
ware gas stove piano, antiques, etc.
can at 1902 East Gadsden street, or phone
285 decStt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

AIr, Oliver Blat manager Of thl
Yves Virginia Specially CO.. Of lQi
Market street. underwent an opera
ton 1t Cook hospital yesterday HE
is dong wen at this ttme,
Mis- Seile Mckinley. Of Weston
has been the guest Of her sister Mrs.
BOYD L, Nutter, for several days,
Mrs. w ". WEIGH, OF Morgantowr,
is the guest OF Miss Gall staggers on
,Plerpopt avenue. Mrs WEIGH was
formerly Miss Lucille Gregg.
Mrs. Frank Sapp and LITTLE daughter
are, the guests of friends in Morgan
town. ~ ~ ~ b
Or. Clyde Neil has been III for the
past two days at his homo on Chest
nut street
Roy A. Tough, Of Morgantown
parsed tlrough,the city yesterday en-
route to Parkersburg to attend the
Wholesale Grocers' association.
Mrs. Edward Kenna and little son
passed through here yesterday on
route to Morgantown where they are
the guests of Mrs. Blaine Elkins,
Mr.. and Mrs. Arlington B. Dent,
whose marriage was a recent event in
Columbus o., are expected to arrive
here this evening to visit the formers
parents, Mr., and Mrs. +! F. Dent on
East Park avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

crnor's proclamation sets forth the
mission OF the day as follows:
A Proclamation by the Governor;
Whenever We forget our mother VIC
will forget our best friend and the ono
TO whom We owe most. What the Ma.
ton is today is what our mothers
have made 1t. Liberty, religious free.
dom and the happy home life are all
products Of our mothers love and
teachings. The man who rorgcts his
mother will forget God, home and ia,
tive land. I
| believe that one OF Che most beau,
tlful and sacred customs OF recent
years is that of setting apart a day
10 be known and observed as Mothers
Gay-a day. which brings to ones
mind raNl heart the memory and love
Of the best mother in the world,
ones, own.
Believing that this custom should
be perpetuated and that one day IN
each year should be deyoted TO pay.
ing homage to our mothers,
|. William 3. Glasscock, Governor
Of the State Of West Virginia, do here.
by set apart SUNDAY, MAY 18th.
1912, to be observed by all OF the
churches as Mothers Day, and re,
quest that on that day all persons at
tend divine worship and wear white
flower as an emblem OF her purity
faithfulness and love.
In testimony whereof have here;
unto signed by name and caused the
Less Seal ofsthe State TO be affixed.
Done 1t the Capitol Ia stie city Of, !:
gharlestopS this twenty.second day OIL.
April iii Tho yea, of our Lord, Ono
s. q r ~ y ~ b u
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

D I4tsl' q X 4 - e -
For twenty years Ruberold Roofing
has been the standard roofing OF the
world, and for eighteen years has been
sold by F. P. Kelley Lumber Co. In
all that time the sales have Increased
each year. until this year Judging from
sales already made. bids fair to be
the banner year for Ruberold in Ma.
rlon county. Time OF course Is the
only real test Of roofing, and there are
roofs now I'M good state Of repaid In
this county that we're applied sixteen
and eighteen years ago. Z Y
There are many imitation roofings
on the markell, but only one genuine
Ruberoid, for which We arc the sole
agents "a this county.
Try Il and you viii iikeit q
I Ftp. KELLEY LUMBER co,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26
stanton.eray

stanton-Gray.
Invitations have been received III
this city to the marriage Of Miss
Georgana Gray to Mr.. Edmund c. Stan
ton which event will be solemnIzed on
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

tho 18TH of May at Greenwich, Conn
Miss Gray is we'll known in this Clty
and Is a granddaughter OF DIR. AMI
Mrs, Karl Martin, the former for
mer resident of this city. She has
been guest at the home OF DR.. Mar
TINS sister, the late Miss Ann Martin
on a number of occasions and had
made many friends in the city. The
wedding invitation reads:
DR.. and Mrs. Kari Elliott Martin
request the honour Of your presence
at the marriage of their granddaughter
Georgana Mygatt Gray
to 81
Mr., Edmund CORTLAND Stanton
OH the evening OF Wednesday, the
;. fifteenth Of May
pt eight o'clock
Christ Church
Greenwich, Conn. "
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26
Governor's Day.

Governor William =, Glasscock has
issued a proclamation for the annual
observance OF Mothers Day which
falls on Sunday, May 18th. The OBJ.
Seraace OF Mothers Day was inAu.
guiated at the insHgation OF Miss
Apus Jarvis, OF Grafton, and has now
69S6as q Sat oiai event Tie Coy.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26
REPoRr oE. It, .coNpIrloN.

| hGFOhI Vfl5I,ttE GEIyplI Jun
or tie Peoples National Bank al Fair.
Imont in:tie state Of West Va, at this
close Of business April tsth, 1912.
Resources.
Loans and discounts s. sGST. 1856
oyerdraftsS secured and AZ.
unsecured 49,. 10000
u.iS. bonds TO secure cir.
culation .,,....t 49,. soO,OO0.OOt
Premiums on U. S. bonds 1,S4375
bonds, securities, etc.. 41,74515-
Banking house, furniture
and fixtures e5Ooo.oQ
Tme from. National Banks
tnot reserve agentsl.., 2S33.1iI
due from State and Prl.
rate Banks aud Bank
ers, Trust Companies,
aud Savings Banks. 8. 1916
Due from Approved Re.
serve Agents ~. ..... $3,lst.s7
Checks and other cash
items 49,. ...,...... G,s1S.1S
Notes OF ether National
Banks 'fii,sss,ogI
fractional paper 'dCur.
|odreney. % NlckGls sand
Gents lg ,l i.i y 4ys!' 1872 2t4.1SI
Lawful Money alsscryc in
Bank, viz: .ftli'ia
specie ....s...:s8S, $1,000
l,egalstender Qotes $4,000 4L42O6O
Redemption fund with u.
s. Treasurer Is per cent Y
Of icirculatlonj. &c.. :, III ' 100000
Total ~. 4 I, IS. !, 81 l1O,092.76
Liabilities.
Capital stock paid in... 20G000.o0I
Surplus fund !. !. 49,. 27,00O.OO
Undivided Profits, less OK.
penses and ita7es baid. 9,9l4g1
National BaNk Notes out.
s9sadihg ~. s'. soO,oOo.oo
Banks 800. ...s..s. s.2o7.so
Dlyidendstunpald Z. .a..a " $3.50
Individual, deposits subs
1ect;to check ~. ..ssSS SOC, 6f0.36
post ........... ...,.,s sss,12e.Go
Certified checks ......, 300,
Cashiers checks outstahd.
ing n. q. 4S7oit
bills payable, Including
certificates Of deposit
for money borrowed =. 25,000.OO
.TotaI ,,.,,,, ,..,..2.. .si110,Oss7GE
STATE or WEST, VIRGINIA,
County OF Marion, SIS:
i. j. NJ. Brownfield, Cashier Of the
iBovenamsd bank, do solemnly swear
that the above statement Is true to
Inc best OF my knowledge and belief. ]
J. M;DRoWNFIELD, Cashier
Subscribed and sworn to,before me
this 18th day Of April, 1912.
w. D. .HAUGHT,
Notary.Public. I
Correct-rAttest:
GEO. E., AMOS,
W. S. RAYMOND.
H. j. HARTLEY,
Directors.
Hi9l
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26
A DIVISION lE lELEGATES
TAFT GETS 20 AND ROOSEVELT 1s
TO THE HUNTINGTON coNvEN-
TON,

On yesterday the Republicans OF
Harrison county elected delegates TO
the Republican State convention az
Huntington on May 16, and to the
First Congressional district conven.
ton at New MartInsville on May Is.
There was no contest of any kind,
the list Of delegates being agreed up
ion in advance by the Taft and Roose-
yelt forces.
i Those elected as delegates were:
.s.StsTos laeW MaftinsylEle -
| sSttJafk district John 9. Brooks, Dr:
4 81 iS Macon. Dr., G. W itermanJ Or.
| E$shter, James 7. conn6llI s.. W.
Bowman, John G; Williams and Thosi
SFtiggiRs. P'
Seiay distrtctAPortere. fSitzhuGh, NJ,
| 10. Moore and Ord; II. Rinehart ~
Coal district-M G. ,Sperry, u E.
Law, Al X. Thorn, Homer W. VIII
liams, Charles I,jPatt0n, Marcellus
McClung and P, ]: Lyden.
Eagle distriCt-B, II. Williams, w.
l.. Cunningham and G. T. HarDert.
Elk district-Goorge Ross.
Grant district-D. W. Cork.
Sardis distrlct-Henry a. Swlgcr,
James Ogden aud Emory +. S, Ros-
ers, tI 49,
simpson dlstrlct--F. B. DavIsson
and. Robert w. Mccorl.
Tenmile. distrlct-W. f. Leonard, Il.
], Ehret and NJ. V, Hurst.
Union district-N. D. Terrell and
\ Writ w. Post.
To Huntington
Clark districtFv. u: Highland, Fl.
lW. flarmer, F. Ba Hayilakcr, P. H
Koblegard, John n. Flanagan, A. L.
Lohm, Charles ". Nfoers and Frank
shuttleSofth. Elsl VI
Clay district-Leslie HawkGr, An
dred Moore and Robert bsFinlayson.
CoalSdtstriet7V \ Cartwright N,
G. SperfyS Hurry H Curtin, Dr. John
b. Smith, j. NJ. Crouch, John B.
SIrother and Thomas. L. Jones.
Eagle dlstrict-DE L<tSOy G.
l.. Fortney and R, g. Robinson.
Elk dlstrietfLt8t. Shuttleworth.
Grant dtstl3e FL. y. DAVIDSON. p
Sardis asTlcsS ,Heaf Bennett, F..
L. Robinson and Lloyd Tirasher.
Simpson distElct7Sampel s. Far
is and EdRinsT. 5Eala1s
Tcnmile district Clyde Bailey, W,
a, Meredith and George II, Trainer.
Union district-W. J. Law and Geo.
w. Sturm.
TAFT will have 90 and Roosevelt 10
delegates to the Huntington cOnven.
ton from the county. At the New
Martinsville convention Taft will have
IS delegates from the county aud 10
will DO for Roosevelt. ~
------------
To Sntder's Furniture Store 10 save
money.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

Thousand Nine Hundred and TN6lf6
and Of the state the fcrty-nlnlh.
YIN. Es Ct sSCOClS
81 die Governor;
STUART il REED
seeretars q stats.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

|. Mrs Glenn Greer aud children. 10
and Mary, will leave soon for Terra
Alta, Where they will reside. Mr.. Greer
has been I'm buslfcss near Terra Alta
for SOME time. VIZ +
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26
YOUNG Ladies' Aid society

There will be a business meeting
OF the Young Ladies' Aid Society Of
the NJ. p. Temple this evening at eight
O'clock.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

To snider's Furniture store to save
money.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26

Senator q. ", Watson and Col, Jefe
hi. Wheelwrlght arrtyed here this
aboard a private car ana VIII
spend Sunday at Fairmotit Farms K
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26
ms q 4 AILLER lIll
FlHST WARD WOMAN SuccuM as'
10 ILLNESS FRoM coMpLleA-
ION Of DISEASE rs

+ Mrs. Iloyie a. Miller, widow ot
James p. sIilief. died last night a. s
O'Clock At her home ON Water street,
after an Illness from 4 compllcat ION
Of diseases. Deceased formerly re
sided in Taylor. counts hut tor several
years had resided here with her son,
Russell Miller, aa ,employe Of tie Con,
solldated Coal company.
Funeral serylees;s1il be held on SAT
urday morning and the remains WIN b
taken to Grafton on the afternoon
train where interment wiz DO made.
Undertaken At1sgTaye and Sons aFe IN
charge. y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-04-26
Returned from Weston

Mrs. H. G. Stoctzer, Mrs, ]. w
barnes, Mrs. W. S. Mayors returned
last evening from Weston, where they
ATTENDED the melting of the Women'S
Society of the Presbytery. Mrs. NJ. l.
Sturm, who was a delegate remained
in Weston for several days. Mrs. w
IS. John. of Morgantown, accompanied
the party here and was the guest OF
her sister. Mrs, Ira L. Smith, until this
afternoon, when she returned home.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
Wanted to Know the cuIprIt.

The following story was told recent
ly by Austin Haines to a party Of
friends he entertained at luncheon:
down in little Florida town two
negro families live in shanties about
a stones throw apart. They obtain
their drinking water from a shallow
open we'll located midway between the
two houses. A fence which separates
the two yards is built up to the well
on both sides. Every evening after
her days work is done, 1t Is the Gus
tom of one of the negro mammies to
pick up buckets and go to the well for
water. One day the owner of the
property moved the fence back about
ten feet from where 1t originally stood.
That evening when Eliza started out
with her pail she fixed her eye on the
fence and made straight for it. Walk
ing hurriedly along the beaten path,
she plunged into the shallow well with
a splash. Her screams brought i'm
mediate assistance, and as she climb
ed out and spled the fence ten feet
away she Indignantly exclaimed:
Now, who done moved dat well?'
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
snappy Ace.

The young man breezed into the old
mans library.
II met your daughter" he an
nounced, "at Fifth avenue reception.
want to marry her next Friday aft
ernoon at $3.50. She's willing"
The old man turned to his card
index
(which daughter?" he asked.
"It's Miss Ethel"
"All right" said the old man.
Make 1t 4:3O and I'll attend the we'd
ding. have an engagement at the
other hour"
1t was ordered. This is a snappy
age.-Pittsburg Post.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

"CircumstaA 5es alter cases even in
human nature"
Eyes. Take Jorkins, for instance.
He's one of those grandiose Chester
fields who would give up his seat in
a lifeboat to woman, and then make
an attempt to lead the saloon orches-
ira in Nearer, My God, to Thee as the
ship sinks"
Il see. On land, Jorl1ins is the fell
low at o'clock who horns through
the women and children and gets a
window seat in his homebound street
car"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
a W0NDERFUL DISC0VERY.

In this of research and experiment, all nature
is ransacked by the comfortand hap
pinessof man. Science has indeed made giant strides
In the past century, and among the-by no means
least ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS in medicine Is that of
Therapion which has been used with great success in
French Hos pitfalls and that IL is worthy the attention
Of those who suffer from kidney, bladder, nervous
diseases chronic weaknesses, ulcers, skin eruptOns,
piles &C. there is doubt In fact itseems evident
from the big stir created amongst specialists that
THERAPION is destined to cast into oblivion all
those questionable remedies that were formerly the
sole reliance of medical men. IT is of course lmpos
sble to tell sufferers all should like to tell them
in this short article but those who would like TO
know more about this remedy that has effected
uany-we might almost say, miraculous cures,
should send addressed envelope for FREE book to
DR.. lie Clerc Med. Co., Haverstock Road, Hampstead,
London, Eng and decide for themselves whether tho
New French Remedy "TIERA PION" No. l. No.
or No is what they Fequir and have been seeking
in vain during life of misery, suffering, i'll h. nlth
and unhappiness. Therapon is soldby druggists or
mail Sl.0O Fougera Co., 80 Beekman St., New ofk.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
RenovatIna Ostrich Feathers.

II your white ostrich feathers are
valuable the safest plan for you to
follow will be to place them in the
hands of professional dyer to have
them cleaned, and recolored accord
ing to your desire. Dye chemicals are
difficult for an amateur to handle sue
4cessfully, and expensive articles, such
as fine ostrich feathers. might easily
be ruined In the process of attempt
ed renovation. The dyer win also
recurl for you as necessary and re-
suits will be really satisfactory.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
The Two Sexes.

Miss Lillian Russell, at birthday
supper in New York, was congratu-
lated on her unfading beauty and on
her high spirits.
Miss Russell, laughing gaily, re-
piled:
"A woman is as happy, you know.
as she looks pretty"
And a mann" said her interlocutor,
"Oh, a man." she answered, ''is as
happy as he feels important"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
Solid Ivory.

Eyes," confessed Mr. Dorkins, ut
serves me right. l engaged the man
to move cur goods, and forgot to ask
him how much he was going to charge
me for the job. If ever l do such
a thing again, Maria, you can have
my head for a football"
ut would be good deal more profit
able, john" said Mrs. Dorkins, ito
cut 1t up into billiard balls. Chicago
Tribune.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
Channels Rae Enouah Tor Two.

An upper grade teacher in one Of
the Kansas City schools was cleaning
the blackboard with large piece of
channels.
my, but you use a large chamois!"
laughingly remarked another teacher
Eyes, and it's large enough for two.
Use 1t whenever you need It,"
"Oh, you don't think / have that
much cheek?"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
Impractical on tho Face Of Il.

81 understand" said Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley, dat dey has invented a
machine fob washin' an ironin'
money"
60 long, man." replied Miss MI
ami Brown. you knows des as well
as does desc white folks ain g'ineter
leave no clothes lines full O. two-dol-
lar bills hangin' out in de yard
Washington Star
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
When Your EYes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids Illus
trated Book in each Package. Murine is
compounded by our Oculists-nQt "Patent Med
icineN-but used In successful Physicians Prao-
tce for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub
lie and sold by Druggists at Csc and 60c per Bottle.
Murine Eye salve In Aseptic Tubes, 2bc and Soc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

A splendid and highly recommended
remedy for tired, weak, inhamed eyes,
and graduated eyelids, is Paxtine An
tiseptic, at druggists, 25c box or sent
postpaid on receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet Co., Boston, Mass.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
rmo-Ena Cake.

One cup sugar, one tablespoon but
ter, one-half cup milk. two eggs
(yolks), two teaspoons baking pow
der, little salt, flavor. scant two cups
-four. If you have been having poor
luck with cake, try above and report
suceess.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

It's easier for mother to train up
her son in the way he should go than
It is for her to prevent him from 60
ing some other woman's way a few
years later.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
silver Polish.

Cream of tartar. two ounces; pre-
pared chalk. two ounces; pulverized
alum. one ounce; water sufficient to
make a paste. Apply with soft cloth.
Allow to dry and polish with dry cloth.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

A woman can easily win in any
kind of an argument with man if
she knows just when to turn on the
briny flow.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
No Wlfe's Cookino for Them,

Mrs. Crlmsonbeak-This paper says
that rarely indeed is a wealthy Turk
seen at his wife's dinner table.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak = Yes, under
stand the Turks live a long time.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
PertainIno To War

Have you ever noticed how easy 1t
is to confuse the two words martial
and marital, when one sees them In
print?
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
A Matter of Names.

What is the difference between
pomme de terre and potato?" about
two dollars. Harvard Lampoon.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

Quality quantity lis something to con-
slider in purchasing a remedy for constipa-
tion or as a laxative. How about Garfield Tea2
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

A Jealous woman enables his
Satanic majesty to take a vacation
now and then.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

Garfield Tea, a laxative Of superior quail
ity For those suffering with constipation.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums reduces inhamma
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, ESQ a bottle
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

Many a man hides his wife's coffin
with roses, who never gave her a five
dollar bill to do as she pleased with.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

Every time a girl sees a handsome
young man she wonders whose sweet
heart he is.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

A woman laughs when she can and
weeps when she will.-Proverb.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

1t always makes good WHAT Garfield
Tea, the Natural Laxative, composed entirely
of pure, wholesome and healthgiYing herbs.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASThL lGSs
CHILL. TONIC. You know what you taking.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
shown II is simply Quinine and Iron in ta8teless
FORM and the most effectual form. For grown
people and children, 90 cents.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

Men may be born modest, but wom-
en- have to acquire all they get.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

A loafer is an animal that feeds on
a workers time.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

When a mans conscience troubles
him he thinks he has Indigestion.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05
Health All Important,

1t is more sensible to pay serious
attention to the health of the nation
than to sing patriotic songs.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

A man thinks girl is perfectly
proper who refuses to kiss him-be-
cause he can't think of any other rea-
son why she should refuse.
L.-I&I An
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-05

First Lawyer-How often was Mr..
Millions married?
Second Lawyer-Can't tell you. The
notices Of contests over the estate
have only just begun to come in.
The Arvada enterprise., 1912-05-16
THRILLING RIDE ON AUTO
Leapins for Life as Machine Suddenly
Starts, Autolst Survives Two
Smash-Ups.

Atlantic City. N. J-Taken on his
guard by the rush Of an automobile
which he had just finished cranking
and with no other alternative than to
climb upon the hood OF the car as 1t
started running amuck on Pacific ave-
nue.. John Worthington, proprietor OF
the Hotel Worthington. Pacinc and
Missouri avenues. had thrilling ex'
perience within short distance OF
that hostelry.
MIR. Worthington had brought his
car to Il halt outside garage located
near his hotel, and after chatting for
few minutes with friend, alighted
for the purpose OF cranking up the
auto for a spin about the city, over
looking the fact that the gear of the
car had been left ln." he turned the
crank for the purpose Of starting the
engine. The next moment the car,
started from the high speed, lurched
forward. almost sweeping Mr. Worth
ingtOu from his feet He clutched
wildly for the hood and as the car
gained speed he climbed partly up the
front axle.
The machine finally hit lamp post
and It's victim was taken to the hos.
pital.