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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
The Grafters Are Sorry.

OF course the big gralters of the
Pacific Northwest are sorry that
Judge Hanford had to resign; but
they are very glad that his decision
did not resign with him Kansas
City Times.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
Those Seven Little Governors.

The seven eo;'~~,-.,'.''.o h"oua'
out Roosevelt shoui1 .ja, WIN MIN.
Hadley has desertct Roosevelt, and
is trying to find i,'or with the
Taft crowd, When tho election is
over and Taft is the third man in
the presidential contest, Hadley
will be the deadeSt political duck in
Missouri. Howell County Ga
Zette.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
And Smoot Fell on His Neck.

The senate purged itself of the
Lorimer stigma, and Smoot fell on
Lor!mers neck and wept, remem-
bering the hard shedding for him
self in breaking into that body, be-
cause of certain Mormon proclivi-
ties. Atchison County Mail.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
ones Mr.. Davenport draws" Day.

export was sitting close by. so the
Senator couldn't help but smile, al
though it is not on record that he
relished the portrait of himself
which Davenport had made famil-
lar to millions of Americans all
over the country.-American Re-
view of Reviews.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
Waiting for Band to Play.

Every Democratic paper that we
know of has hoisted the names of
Democracy's standard bearers, but
a number of our valued Republican
exchanges evidently have no can
didate for president and vice presi-
dent, at least any candidate they
can be proud of. At any rate they
do not mention them. They are
waiting for the band to start up an
other tune before jumping into the
band wagon. Albany Ledger.
Don't Want Him With Democrats.
Teddy says he is out of the Re-
publican party for keeps. We do
not blame Teddy as he knows inside
workings of that party better than
any other man. But see here,
Teddy, there is not the fraction OF
an inch for you in the Democratic
party. We want the honest sup
port of all good men, but we are
not needing any dynamite boats
They are certainly to dangerous. ~
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
What the Missouri
Editors Are Saying

And All These Accomplishment.
Taft a Grand - Stand Patter;
Roosevelt. Patt Grand Stander.
Bethany Democrat
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
But Net the Fatal Thirteen.

There are thirteen letters in
Woodrow Wilson's name. The
number thirteen has been vindi-
Gated. - BOonville Advertiser.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
Does Book Farming Pay?

There isn't anything to this
book farming" said an old horny
handed farmer in Henry county to
his son who had just returned from
taking the Short Course" at the
Agricultural College at Columbia a
couple of years ago. We'll, there
may not be, father, but all ask
you to do is to let me plant 20
acres of corn this year and handle
it as want to; in the meantime
we'll handle yours in the old way if
you think that's best" With a good
deal of reluctance the old gentle
man agreed to the arrangement. In
the fall of 1910 the son averaged is
bushels more to the acre on his 20
acres than the old gentleman did on
his and from that day to this he
has been friend of the Agricultu-
raj College. The Missouri Farmer.
j. c. Ensor and wife, of Monroe
City. spent fair week with Mr.. and
Mrs. R. E. Hardwick Mr.. Ensor, in
point of service, is the oldest rural
mail carrier in Monroe county, havl
ing been continuously on the job for
ten years. During this time he has
travelled $4,000 miles, a distance
equal to three journeys around the
world. Anyway you take Ensor, he
is credit to the service, Appeal.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
Only Teethodore Knows Them.

Col. Roosevelt says his views of
the tariff are well knOwn.' Well
known 70 whom Roosevelt? -
Boonville Advertiser.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
Let It BE Another Forty.

Gov. Hadley, the only Republican
governor of Missouri in forty years,
is making arrangements to move to
Kansas City. When he vacates the
gubernatorial chair and a Demo-
crat takes his place let it be forty
years more until the state has an
other Republican governor.-Al-
bany Ledger.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-08-15
Gould Not Be More Ridiculous.

The Republican national plat
form adopted at Chicago says the
trusts should be curbed; and that
the tariff needs revising downward.
In the light of the past record of
the Taft-ROOSevelt party could any
thing more ridiculous have have
been said? Macon TimeS-Demo-
crat.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
NATURES WARNING
Annapolis People Must Recognize
and Heed il.

Kidney ills come mysteriOusly.
But nature always warns you.
Notice the kidney secretions.
See If the color is unhealthy
If there are settings and sediment,
Passages frequent, scanty, painful
It's time to use Doan's Kidney Pills,
To ward off serious diseases.
Doan's have done great work in An
napolis.
John w. Tucker, West Annapolis,
Md, says; Since / publicly endorsed
Doan's Kidney Pills in 1909, have rec
commended them to other people and all
who have used them on my advice,
have been greatly benefited. ] suf-
fered from kidney complaint for years,
the passages of the kidney secretions
were irregular and distressing and my
back was weak and painful, botnering
me especially when | attempted to
stoop. My supply of Doan's Kidney
Pills was obtained at Greens Drug
Store and they lived up to every claim
made for them, driving away my trou-
BILE"
For sale by ali dealers. Price, so
cents. Foster-Milburn CO., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember the name-Doan's
and take no other.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
Moneys Part in Marriage.

Scores Of persons lose their chances
of being happily married through maxi
ing an unnecessary obstacle of money.
The Importance Of it is often exagger-
ated. Many a man hesitates to pro
pose to girl because Of his small in.
come. Very often much misery, mis-
understanding and tangled lives result
from the silence. More unfortunate
love affairs are the result Of what has
not been said than Of spoken words.
When a man has a small sure In
come, and prospect Of increase,
there Is no legitimate reason for his
not speaking of his love; no reason.
for that matter, to prevent marriage.
People are so desperately afraid,
though, Of beginning married life In
a small way. They fear the sacrifices
which they will be called upon to
make-of the criticism to which they
will be subjected. Many years Of hap
piness are lost in this way. It is such
a mistake for young people to want to
start marriage in the state that their
parents are ending it.
To delay marriage until q comfort.
able" income is available is to prove
something lacking in the love.-An,
swers, London.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
COSTLY 3-CENT PIECE
PITTs5URe MERCHANT HAS ONE
THAT COST HIM SIS.
Tells CT the Time He Bet With A.
fable Stranger in Kansas City
Keepsake From Young Mans
GRANDMOTHER.


See that three-cent piecef" said
John NJ. Gardner, q retired Pittsburg
merchant. who formerly lived near
Kansas City. He was at the Union
depot the other morning on his way
10 visit friends in Wichita, says the
Kansas City Star. THAT coin cost me
$40 right here in front OF this depot,
and 1 would not take hundred for It.
Twenty years ago this month I
was waiting for q train here. Along
came g stranger, with a smile, and
held out his hand. He said he knew
me. but ! convinced him he didn't, and
after he apologized. we went to get
q drink When we came out we saw q
young man directly IN front OF US pull
out handkerchief, and as he did so
something fell from his pocket. The
stranger, who We viii call Bud, called
my attention. to It. He picked up the
article, which proved TO be q heavy
piece Of cardboard folded several
times and tied with pink ribbon. Bud
united the paper and inside was a
three-cent piece, the very one you see
here. Bud told me 10 put It IN my
pocket and tie the paper again with
out the coin inside. We thought. We
would have some fun. We went over
10 the depot and found the fellow.
Lost anything. Stranger asked
Bud.
:" Not that know Of was the re-
ply.
We insisted on him searching. Sud
denly he looked up with dlsappolnt-
ment written all over his face.
Yes, boys, lost a piece Of paper
tied up with ribbon, have you fellows
seen it?'
as this It?' I asked holding out
the paper.
He made grab for 1t. Bud asked
him what he had inside the paper. The
fellow said 1t was keepsake. a
three-cent piece which his grand.
mother had given him. Bud nudged
me and laughed.
You mean to say you carry a
three-cent piece in that paper?' said
Bud. Bud then offered to bet there
was not any coin in that paper. They
bet $40. Bud did not have any more
to bet, he said. Then thought I saw
q chance to make some easy money.
so l bet the fellow $40. He raised me
$40, and we argued back and forth un-
I'll had SIS up. 1 knew I couldn't
lose as I had that three-cent piece
right in my pocket. Then the fell
low took the paper and, without unity
ing it, tore 1t In two. When I saw
a three-cent piece come out OF that
paper. I was madden than a hornet.
Bud was holding stakes.
Several years after / learned that
these two were working that game as
regular business. Now, every time
some one approaches me with a
scheme / don't know much about.
reach into my pocket and rub this
three-cent piece, just as matter of
precaution, you know"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
The Quickest, Simplest
Cough Cure
Easily and cheapIy Made at
Home. Saves You 81.

This recipe makes a pint Of cough
syrup-enough to last a family a long
time. You couldn't buy as much or as
good cough syrup for $3.50.
Simple as it is, it gives almost instant
relief and usually stops the most obsti-
nate cough in "A hours. This is partly
due TO the fact that it is slightly laxa-
tive, stimulates the appetite and has an
excellent tonic effect. 1t is pleasant to
take-children like it. An excellent rem
edy, too, for whooping cough, Group, sore
lungs, asthma, throat troubles, etc.
Mix one pint of granulated sugar with
u pint of warm water, and stir for 2
minutes. Put 215 ounces of Pinex fifty
cents WORTHY in pint bottle, and add
the Sugar Syrup. It keeps perfectly.
Take a teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
Pine is one of the Oldest and best
known remedial agents for the throat
membranes. Pinex is the most valuable
concentrated compound OF Norway white
pine extract, and is rich in guaiacol and
all the other natural healing elements.
Other preparations will not work in this
formula.
The prompt results from this recipe
have endeared it to thousands Of house.
wives in the United States and Canada,
which explains why the plan has been
Initiated often, but never successfully.
A guaranty Of absolute satisfaction, or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex, OF viii
get II for YOU. If not, send to The
Ptnex Co., TT. Wayne, Ind.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
SALADS FOR THE WINTER
Cook Should Save Cold Vegetables to
Use IN Italian and Russian
Combinations.

The salad has now come to have SO
important a place on the luncheon
or dinner table that the housekeeper
whose weekly resources are not elias
tic Is sorely wondering what to do in
this direction. For the present there
is a valuable sandy in the tomato,
which is one OF the few things avail.
able at even less than normal rates,
and celery is beginning to arrive. But
she will have to enlarge her views as
TO what is admissible for winter sal
ads. Also she must IMPRESS upon her
cook to keep every bit of cold
vegetables to incorporate into the
various combinations designated Ital.
ian, Russian, or a Ia jardiniere. If she
is wise she viii learn how to make
a potato salad. which involves more
art than is often imagined, and she
win realize that this invaluable tuber
can be used also with beetroot and eel
cry when served with a well-prepared
dressing.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

There is more CataFTh IN tins section
Of the country than all other diseases
put together. and until the last few
years was suppose % be incurRble.
For great many years doctors pro.
uounced ID local disease snd prescib.
ed local remedies, and by constantly
failing % cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has
proved cataTrh to be q constitutional
disease and Therefore requires consitu.
tlOuai treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by f. ]. Cheney
q Co., Toledo. Ohio, Is the only con-
stitutional cure on the market. IT is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops
to q teaspOonful. 1t acts directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure,
send for circulars aud testimonials.
Address: f. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druggists. Use.
Take Hall Family Pill for constIpa-
ton
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
ChoW-ChoW.

Boil one-fourth peck OF string beans
and one quart of lima beans until
tender. Drain off all the water and
add to them six chopped peppers, one
small cucumber or a part of large
one cut up, one-quarter pound mustard
seed, one.half gallon vinegar, two
pounds sugar, two ounces tumeric,
one quart small onions and one table.
spoonful of salt. Boil for an hour. At
the end of q half hour add corn cut
from six ears that have been boiled
for FIVE minutes and one-fourth pound
mustard wet with a little vinegar.
Boil for the remaining half hour, pour
into alright Jars and seal while hot
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
GOOD HINTS ABOUT PASTRY
Hands, Utensils and Ingredients
Should All Be Kept Cold or Pastry
Becomes Heavy.

When making pastry it should al
ways be made in cool place If pos
sible. The hands, utensils and In.
gradients should all be kept cold or
the pastry becomes heavy. Always
rub in the shortening with the tips OF
the fingers, as they are cooler than the
rest OF the hand. When adding the
water do it slowly and carefully so
as to avoid making the pastry too dry
or too moist. II too dry It will be
chippy and II too wet II will be heavy
and sodden. Handle It as little as pos
slble and use the rolling pin lightly
and as seldom as possible. If baked
In q very hot oven II will expand and
thus become light. II can be made
several hours before 1t IS needed IL left
standing in a cool place.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
DEVILS Food Cake.

Cream a half cupful Of butter, work
in little by little one cupful of sugar
and then the well beaten yolks of two
eggs. Beat In gradually and alternate.
ly one heaping teaspoonful Of baking
powder and a half cupful OF milk.
Then fold in the whites Of two eggs
beaten stiff, and finally two ounces
of melted chocolate and a half tea
spoonful of vanilla. Beat well togeth-
er, put in deep cake pan, bake 40
minutes and, If desired, cover with
frosting when cold.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
Meat Shorteake.

Here IS n nice way to use up left
overs Of cold meat, etc. Chop the
pieces, not too fine, put in stew pan
with some cold gravy; IL you have
none use milk or water, season well
with q generous lump OF butter, salt
and shake of pepper. Thicker with
little -four; simmer unutil the short
cake is ready. This is made like bis.
cult, using a little more butter; divide
In halves and roll about an inch thick;
put in a biscuit pan and spread with
butter, roll the other half and lay
over it; bake in a hot oven; when
done split the cake, lay under half on
hot platter, pour on the meat and
gravy, put on top crust and serve at
once.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
Almost an Accident.

The fussy little gentleman sided up
to the cabman, who was standing de.
iectedly at the bottom of the hill.
And pray, my good fellow" he
purred. what's the matter?"
Matter. sir!" replied the cabby,
urning the straw in his mouth. why.
a gent1eman's 'oss ran away with q
BROOM Never seed anything like It,
sir. Down the i'll he came, with the
reins a-dangling and the sharves spin
tered, and knocks a butchers barrow
into "a china shop!"
Dear mel" muttered the o. NJ.
Yes" continued the cabby. "Then
ne bangs agin carriage-and-pair aud
smashes the hoffsids back wheel an
10 bits Then he hupsets a phae,on
and a gig. and if he hadn't run agin
my old cab and turned it right over,
I'm very much inclined TO think
thered have been haccident, An.
swers
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
Advertised Letters.

Letters advertised at Annapolis Nd.
Post Office January 30, 1912. Persons
calling for advertised letters, should
mention that they were advertised and
give date of advertisement.
Mems List-John Brine, c. w. Free
man, VIM Goodman, Green, Jas.
Heigh, Jas. I. Monroe, L. C. Myers,
Jason 7. Page, Ed. Sohl. Richard
SprigVs. Grover Taylor, L. G. WEIGH,
II. Wells. Lander Young.
Women's List-Mrs. T. L. Beatty,
Rosaler Brown, Rosa Butler, Mrs. Lii
lie Dundy, Miss Maria Galloway, Mrs.
Walter Garner, Miss Bette Garrett,
Itarrietta Hastings, Emma Parker
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
SNAP SHOTS

Bad walking.
"A real taste Of winter.
Rubber goods in demand.
Trolley line badly crippled.
How many times did you fany
There's many a slip these days.
-Coasting parties galore last night.
Certainly some disagreeable nights.
-BIacksmith's busy roughing horses.
-Sneeze, and the world sneezes with
with you.
Most everybody walking in the
street.
Ground hog day comes Friday.
February 2, tomorrow.
Every day we get a little nearer
the blue birds.
Everybody is taking a little water
on the side now.
We haven seen any robins. but
some snow birds and sleighs.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
Sweet Potato Balls.

Mash thoroughly four good sized
sweet potatoes, season with salt, pep
per, and butter. If necessary add hot
sweet milk until the mixture is the
right consistency to mold. Make in.
to small balls. Flour lightly and
saute in butter. Serve, placing al.
ternately on dish with meat balls or
meat croquettes.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
To Danish Common Drinking Cup.

DR.. Bowen's bill prohibiting the use
OF common drinking cups on trains.
steamboats, and in public buildings was
reported favorably to the house yester-
day by the Committee on Hygiene and
was advanced to its third reading.
Massachusetts and other States have
similar laws. They are designed to
prevent the spread of disease.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

This smart little coat is double.
breasted and is trimmed with a yoke
facing. In the back there IS a box
pleat which Is stitched fiat TO about
waist depth. The sleeves have lit.
tie fullness at the shoulder and are
finished with a turn back cuff.
Reversible cloth. tweed, storm serge
and cravenette fabrics are suitable
for this coat.
The pattern C55s6) is cut in sizes
2 TO S years. Medium size requires
rs yards OF 50-inch material, with
Is of a yard Of 2finch satin 10 trim
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
TO Pattern DEPARTMENT" OF this paper
Write name and address plainly, and be
sure TO give size and number OF pattern.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
Sore Throat.

You owe it to your family to have q
bottle Of 1ONSILINE ready for instant use
at the first appearance Of Sore Throat.
ToNSlLINE viii cure it. and by curing il
you avoid the danger Of Tonsilitis, Quinsy,
Group, Diphtheria and other dread diseases.
No wonder TONSILINE Is so popular a
Sore Throat Cure. II is made to cure
Sore Throat. When you have Sore Throat
the gateway 10 the body is sick. r
Then you need remedy you can be EsR
sure of--one made especially for 81
curing Sore Throat. Don't delay
TONSILINE i the stitch IN time. III
Is cents and 50 cents. Hospital IA
Size si.00. All Druggists. %
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
New Academy Order.

An order was read out at dinner for
nation yesterday at the Naval Acad-
envy, it is understood. prohibiting the
brigade of midshipnen from entering
a certain tailoring establishment on
MARYLAND Ave.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
Force Of Habit.

IT have to be ready on time. My
husband won't wait a minute on me-"
"He won't?"
no; you see, in his youth he was
81 elevator boy"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

The new skirts are all showing
certain trimming features and in the
model illustrated we have the deep
dounce effect in a novel manner. A
small pleat Is placed at each side
seam and also in the center of the
back.
For skirt of this character such
materials as chiffon, broadcloth, serge.
cheviot, satin and the like are APP
propriate.
The pattern (556S) is cut in sizes
% to so inches waist measure. Me
Eium size requires yards Of 50-inch
material,
To procure this pattern send 10 cents
to Pattern Department" of this paper
Write name and address plainly. and be
sure to give size and number of pattern
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
a Plentiful suffclenox.

Are you going chestnut hunting
this fall?"
Don't have to go 10 all the new
musical comedies"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

" AsHisaros, Feh. /, Ii.s0 A. NJ.
For MISUNDERSTANDING eloudiness
with light snow late tonight or Fridgv
warmer tonight colder Friday afternoon
or night.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01
W. L. MOORE.
Chief Of Weather Bureau
FEBRUARY j. 1919
To suHxe~fbera

~ TIE AmerlcCn Press Association. IS and
q Park Place New Yorx are sole agents for
This paper for all foreign advertising,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

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.a' aFlH- EtGH boUh
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

..... ORB rs NI&CTRS
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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

.- naval Academy gate.
g. Governors Mansion
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

Fgla .... Baltimore daily Including
t..u u .eaviuE ola Point Com
III i .g 5s S @ltb th 5l iigi ri
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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-02-01

-.-.H~r DIRECT TO H EAEI OF
..L. . trU WASHINGTON.