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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-07-28
The Woraan's Page Of The Tmnes-Dispatch
The Sort Of Husband They
Want

ind notions chronicled in magazines
rnd papers theAc cAyE. = sh0rt while
uao | fauud the most cnScinmting CON
test going on in IL daily paper. In
which a prize OF several dollars was
TO DC awarded to the woman who nd
Nanced the best and most original
ice4s concernlnS the iGeal husband.
GcaVen drtend us from the men that
hundreds OF the women not only want
CT, put wrote about.
He must be Kind to mo. He must
never be cross OF i'll tempered. lie
must can5lder my every wish. He
must not touch intoXicants OF any
kind He must teli ire evcrything."
And SO they ran on along the siliest
ino5t absurd Of lines and distances.
making themselves perfectly ridiculous
all tho while. one woman al the end
OF prosy little bit about never com
planning or the fool and always dust
ing the parlors before breakfast. says
above all he must have an apprecia-
lion Tor a good truo wife" The world
80 egoism IN the remarki DO you
know what those women really wanted
because am sure that l do not The
way tina. they Expressed IT, they want
"a nice old lady man, and they want
al 10 be tho big potato in the house
ola. and the husband. ne ideal. II you
please, must be q Kind dun dronc
who picked up everything, had no
thought about buttons and alto cheer
fui!y OF rope pie when II was placed
before MIN. Last Of all ho MUST adore
lh vie, and now on taiH wide earth
could a man adore q woman who do
sired such a man 1t Id oui.e bevond
lly Ken
Funny nov woman always wants
fhe man 10 tell her eN.ryth!nE." and
Nhefe would 1t be after he mad told
lalf OF then7 rhoy consume pounds
Ga.
rtout tho Ideal husband. and so far
a you arc able 30 reason tho unhannyI
man is sim ~ large ana very llahie
SO feualr SO ANA they resll. woyi5
nor have ss Il gracious rift tho sort Of
man thai inc, white about and moon
bout ana dream about The biz ~
10 ps b hard go get round He must
to ana think aud wan, and DO lust
what seom. TO III into our own moods
go we write and nInk and rnake.be-
lisve. put wher me time comes YOU
lang up 'h' deal like an old hat
When 'nf ldeal i- wcll hung and far
c4t of rescn ana thought you settle
quite conicntc1iy down Win the sort OF
man mat pitches tou down the stairs
whtn 49, hoefateak is tough ana
htowls orer potatoes fvnen he wanted
tvtenc Aol have always spoken OF
the sense m h4mor as tho language
az ne tribe Ia SOFT ~ affeatlonate
belief tNnt The vouderiIl ideal VIII
Par - ana fpcak IL But lie does not
'n dcar mo uo'
iie laughs when yor don't want him
t laugh sud he never laughs when
Wait Eir 10 laugh ana rher. As
heir for BE- Won STICK .ou nnger IN
iAe chaptsr ~ yorr isvori,e passage
Hd eoA' go 'he best ballad. only TO
lr ana did mot even hear what You
feia aheAi London Bridge ana Banquo
't the feast Vas id-lls and realities
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
Her Idea of Honor.

Mrs. Percy V Pennypacker. the new
president Of the General Federation al
Women's Clubs. said in San Francis,n
of the 'new woman
My type of new woman has high
sense Of honor, manly sense of honor
She isn't like certain old fashioned
type Of woman who does dishonora bic
things without the least notion of their
being so.
"A woman Of this type was playing
bridge. Her partner passed the make
to her. and she made it diamonds. but
her hand. on being put down. was found
TO contain only two small diamonds
"'What ON earth induced you to 20
diamonds on such hand as that her
partner asked
Its your fault she answered petu-
iantly. Why did you twiddle your
diamond ring? Washington Star.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
why THE CRADLE
WAS NECESSARY.
Youth, Not Age, the Reason For
Tender Treatment.

William Dean Howells. the novelist.
said at a dinner:
After all. the American aristocrat is
very young. isn't he? Only a genera
ton or so ago he was peddling clocks
or hoeing corn. Ell? The American arts
tocrat makes me smile.
He reminds me, rather. of the bot
tie of burgundy at the half dollar ia
BILE d'hote.
Two men. you know. were dining
at this table d'hote. and. to round out
their dinner. they ordered a bottle of
burgundy. IT came. like all wines that
throw off Il sediment, lying on its side
in Il wicker basket. or cradle.
The first man said as the waiter
carefully filed their glasses:
why is this wine served in era
die, do you know
The second man took sip of the
burgundy, shuddered and answered:
Because il is so Young Detroit
Free. Press.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
STYLE SCHEMES
FOR NEW COATS.
Almost Anything That Is A.
trdCtiVe Seems Fashionable.

The combination of velvet coat an0
satin or cloth skirt is favorite and
is seen over and over again wherever
French models are on view.
This is year of eiecticiSm in coat
lines. Anything that is attractive and
becoming seems permissible. though us
general thing the coats of the inl-
ported costumes are considerably long
er than they have been.
Sometimes they are short or sharply
cut away in the front. but the back is
likely to run down 10 half length M
least. and in many cases it falls much
lower on the skirt. Where cutaway
lines Of a radical sort are unbeconing
it is easy to find il substitute for them.
The coat which falls straight in front
is seen on many of the SmartpSt moo
els. and the coat buttoning down past
the hip curve before the. fronts curve
away is well liked
Then there is the coat which buttons
high with one Or two faStpuingS. *
open across u high waist liuP in FROM
and falls NJ each side of the from in
straight or slightly cut;iway lines
The collar of the dreSSy cOat costume
is Immensely important this fall ann
assumes many odd and unusual forms
forms odd and unusual as applied to
fall coats. that is. Women learned tn
accept some OF the collar vagarie~
during the summer The high. turn
down or standing collar and the rolling
collar more or less low in the front
are the versions most generally accept
ed. but there are good many phases
of these types There are tOo--thougb
this is noted more often IN the frock
than in the CONFERENCE.-The develop
mentS of the large collar showing only,
In the back and associated with a verv
small front collar or with none at all
Coats and skirts contrasting not only
In material bur in color also are mod
ish. but this combination requires ex-
ceedingly clever handling and too many
Of the experiments along this line have
ended in the conspicuous and not par.
ticularly beautiful.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
Humble.

Mr.. Charles Robertson's little
son got thrown off a mule last
week breaking one of his arms.
Miss Ada Foley left Monday
for Lud Low ILL.,, where she will
spend a few months with her
sister. Mrs E. G. Shepherd.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. P. Mckinney
were visiting their daughter,
Mrs. Isaac Wilhorn, of Joppa
last week.
Messrs. Ulyssis and James
Ashbrook, A. T. Wilson made a
business trip to Louisville last
week.
Mr.. Ira and Dalton Foley at
tended the box supper at Clear
Spring Thursday night.
Rev. Ben Vols filled his regu-
lar appointment at New Friend
Ship Sunday.
Several of the boys attended
court of at Jamestown last week
Mr.. Herman Foley drove in
home last Saturday with his
cane mill;he has made 900 gallons
of mOllasses this fall.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
Send YOUR SUBSCRiP.
TON RIGHT AWAY
Cane Valley.

W. E. Hancock the old Texas
scout, returned home last week.
Mrs. S. G. Banks is visiting
her son B.L. Banks at Richmond,
this week.
Hon. Tom Scott, of Coburg, is
visiting his mother in Burkes-
vile this week.
Coy E. Dudgeon has moved to
Lebanon and is in the employee
of the Cumberland Grocery Co.
Mrs. w. J. Conoyer who has
been confned to her bed with
rheumatism for the past month
is able to walk out a little.
C. r. DudgeOn who was raised
here moved with his family to
Louisville last week to make that
place his future home.
Mr.. Dennis Eubank our post
master who has been in the
Hospital in Lebanon for the past
month returned home last We'd
nesday. Young Mr.. Eubank is
gaeatly improved and just a mat
ter of a short time when he will
be entirely well.
Jim Woodrum delivered his
1912 crop of tobacco to Jake
Bault last Thursday.
The stealing of Miss Jane
Hendrickson's tomb stones
last Friday night has put the
little town to wondering what
will next happen. Though so
far this has beat all thievlng we
have ever had.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
Uncle Joe on Utopians.

Uncle Joe Cannon, seated on the
piazza of seaside hotel. condemned a
certain improvident type of social re-
former
They're great borrowers he said.
these chaps who are going to make
the world over again
With a chuckle he added:
'The worst thing about your Tito
plans is that they're all I-O-U-topians
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
IN THE REALM
OF FASHION
A Getaway Suit.

Dark blue cheviot. with a thread of
copper and green running through, was
used for this modish suit The skirt
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
new TALES
that ARE TOLD
Where He Did Battle.

Former District Attorney John }.
Sullivan was the principal speaker at
a reunion of old soldiers few years
ago. He had all of his wonderful com
mand of pathos and eloquence in full
working order that day, and as he con
cluded his Grafton tears glistened in
the eyes of many of the veterans. One
Of the old boys in blue came up to
Mr.. Sullivan and said:
Your description of the scenes on
the field of carnage during a fight was
beautiful You must have been In the
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
The -Apron Drapery.

The apron is very popular as dress
trimming. and quaint example of it
Is made Of embroidery or lace. which
looks particularly well on silk frocg
or even upon one made of linen. A
black velvet belt should be added with
dat bow or one of the crush kind
with donkey ear loops as a completion.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
Novel Lingerie Blouse.

To the long list Of attractive lingerie
blouses a smart new model has been
added made Of fine lingerie material.
with collar and cuffs of heavy linen.
The collar is Of the Robespierre pat
tern. which leaves Y shaped opening
in front. finished off with a soft frili
Of lace. The sleeves are long. with a
linen turnback cuff.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
New Sleeves.

Unlined, of the most transparent fab
ric and fitting close to the arm, are the
newest sleeves Sometimes the nous
quetaire glove effect is selected, but
there are many Of the long. transpar-
ent sleeves that haze no fullness be-
low the elbow and only little above
The length Is almost absurd. for of
ten the hand Is az much covered as
though mitts were worn. the sleeve
reaching the fingers.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
Tongue OFF the Ball."

George Stanley. the Yale golf cham
pion. was rebuking ON the New Haven
links profane freshman.
"Oaths won't improve your play.
iaid Mr.. Stanley. "Profane golfers
like you ought to paste In their caps
the motto:
Keep your tongue OF the ball and
your eye on it,"
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06
Craycraft.

/ y
are very busy sowing wheat and
making sorghum.
Mr.. G. l.. Blair and wife, of
this place, spent last Sunday at
MIR. John Blair of Ozark.
Mr.. Horace Young and sister,
Miss Dora, spent Sunday at Mr..
S. H. Murrell's.
Mrs. Eliza Order has gone to
Louisville to visit her daughters,
Mrs. France Bernard. and Mrs.
Lille Moore.
Miss Lena Murrell was visiting
Miss Mabel Murrell Wednesday
night.
Miss Beatrice and Pinkie
Breeding were visiting Miss
Boanie Neal of Neatsburg last
Saturday night.
Mr.. A. M, Roy who was strick-
en- with paralysis a few days ago
is no better.
Mr., S. /. Blair and son, Avery,
have returned from Louisville
where they have been visiting
relatives.
Mr.. Curtis Absher was home
from the L. w. T. S. last Satur.
day until Monday.
Mrs. S. H. Murrell is improv-
ing at this writing.
MIR. Porter and Nathan Muir
rell returned to their home in
Champaign. Ill.,, last Tuesday
after being in on a visit to see
their sick mother, Mrs. S. Fl.
Murrell.
Several from this community
attended the entertainment at
Shiloh last Saturday night.
The box supper at Oak Grove
was a success last Thursday
night.
Mr.. j. N. Murrell and niece,
Miss Emma Murrell, attended
quarterly meeting at Mt Carmel
last Thursday.
The Oak Grove school is pro-
crossing nicely under the
management of Robert Bailey.
Bro. Allen, the pastor of Clear
Spring church, was in this COM
munity last week.
The Sunday School at Clear
Spring is progressing nicely with
Mr.. Jim Combest as Supt.
Misses Vernetta and Jennie
Harvey have returned from a
visit to their sister, Mrs. Cora
Christmas, of Ella.
Mr.. E. o. Hayes, of Hatcher,
is visiting his parents Mr.. Johnnie
Hayes of this place.
Mr.. Evert Moore and sister,
Nelerine, visited at Mr.. Sam
Pierce last Sunday.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06

THRILLING EXPERIENCE 2"
thick Of a battle some time. Where
did you have your most thrilling ex-
perienceT'
"At Warren" replied Colonel Sulli-
van.
"At Warren! Why, 1 never knew
there was any fighting there"
Probably not,'' replied Colonel Sui
Ivan. "but if you had been behind the
bat for Warren the day we beat
Youngstown to o you would have
known you were in a fight and a
mighty warm one. too" and the colo
mel extended his gnarled and twisted
fingers to prove his asserton.-Cleve
land Leader.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1912-11-06

Of the coat was cutaway. 1t had wide
pointed revers and black velvet collar.
Narrow black silk braid bound all
edges on skirt and coat.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

The Wilson and Marshall cam
paign in Kentucky was formally
opened at Lexington last Thurs
day. 1t is estimated that thirty
thousand Democrats were in at
tendance, and intense enthusi-
asm reigned throughout the
day. The meeting was address
ed by Speaker Champ Clark,
United States Senators Kerr, of
Indiana, and Gore, Oklahoma,
Gov. McCreary, Ollie M. James,
United States Senator elect and
others. 1t was predicted by
some of the speakers that Ken
lucky would give the Democrat
ic ticket one hundred thousand
majority. In the next few
weeks there will be speakings IN
all tn county seats in the State.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

Measured in every way and
judged by every standard, Gov
ernor Wilson completely fills the
bill of a man who should occupy
the high office of President OF
the greatest nation or earth.
capable, scholarly, courageous,
safe and patriotic, he will make
an ideal President whose single
aim will be to obey the constitu'
ton and do the greatest good fol
the greatest number. His ma
jority should be so large that il
will serve lasting notice to the
interests that this is the govern
ment of the people. by the peo'
pie, and not of the people by the
trusts.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

Mr.. Roosevelt has the worst
case of recallism of any man in
America. His late announce
ment that he favors the recall
of President puts him in the
lead of the entire Missionaries. 1t
would seem that he ought to be
content in pursuing a policy to
the ruin of his party and in ad-
Vocating a doctrine that would
destroy the force and effective
ness of judicial decisions, but
not content, and apparently
bordering to anything that
means to get votes, he now an
nounces his willingness to allow
the popular vote of the people to
overthrow the highest officer Of
our country. The president is
not elected by popular vote yet,
for a trifing grievance or for
political prejudice, the Bull
Moose leader is willing to IN
volve the safety Of our govern.
ment in such a dangerous tangle
merely to advance his own poll
tical destiny. For the good he is
indirectly doing for the Demo-
cratic nominees, we can cheerful
ly thank him, and for the des.
truction of the party that has
honored him, above almost any
other American, is matter fol-
him and those of Republican
faith to adjust, but his recailisn
is extreme and dangerous,
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

The editor of the Elizabeth
town News has recently been
over the State, taking in the po-
litical situation. His forecasts
can generally be relied on. The
following is the way he sizes up
the present outlook: The vote
of Kentucky, in the Presidential
election is merely a matter of
majority, as no sane man Ques-
tions the fact of Wilson and Mar.
shall carrying the State. Under
normal conditions there are, 248,.
900 Democratic votes in the
State and 228.000 Republican
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

The Republican National Com
mittee in session in New York
accepted designations of it's mem
berS from Minnesota, Ohio and
Oklahoma; declared vacant the
seats of members from West
Virginia, New Jersey and North
Carolina, and announced that a
new organization will be ar
ranged for California.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

One of the most effective
speeches that has been delivered
by Gov. Wilson during the cam
paign was that at the farmers
picnic at Washington Park, New
Jersey. 1t was especially pre-.
pared for the farmers, who the
Governor showed never occupied
the center of the stage in politics,
and were little considered in
legislation. The farmers have
demanded nc protection, but ev-
erything they buy is protected
by a heavy tariff which in most
cases goes into the pockets of the
trusts instead of helping to pay
the expenses of the Government.
When tariff bills are considered
it is the interests that ask to be
heard. Whoever thought of
the farmers asking to be heard
1T is time" said Governor
Wilson ''for you to break into
your own house and live there.
| want you to exam ne very crit
ically the tenants who have been
occupying it. 1t is a very big
house and very few people have
been living in it, This gooc
advice to the farmers is applica.
BILE to all classes that have re-
ceived little consideration at the
hands of the Republicans.
There seems to be general de-
sire for a house cleaning. and il
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25
Effects of Alcohol.

A recent investigation showed
that ten in every hundred of the
children of drinking couples in
London were consumptive, while
only two In one hundred of the
children of abstaining couples
were similarly affected. A study
of metal deficiency among school
children showed that out of TO-
600 cases, nearly one-third came
from drinking parents. More
than half of these proved dull in
their School work; whereas,
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

information having reached
Judge Carter, last week, that
some of the grand jurymen were
not doing their full duty, he had
the body brought before him
and gave instructions number 2
in a plain. pointed manner.
We heartily endorse the Judge
in his efforts, acting under the
information before him.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

votes. There is a probability,
owing the fact that the race is
one sided, that the Democrats
will not poll over 225, 900. but
the Republicans will poll much
less per cent of their vote.
There is great disgust among
the Republicans, and there will
be the largest stay-at-home vote
among them in many years. We
think that the maximum vote
polled by both the Taft and
Roosevelt tickets will not exceed
100000. 1t is more likely to be
less than this. 1t is true that
there will be a few Democrats
who will vote the Bull Moose
ticket, but for every Democratic
vote lost in this way there will
be a Republican who will vote
for Wilson.
The question is how will the
Republican vote be divided be-
tween Taft and Roosevelt. Re-
Gently we had opportunity to get
a full and fair expression from
every Congressional district in
the State. In the Third, Ninth
and Tenth Districts Taft will
get more votes than Roosevelt.
In the Second, Seventh and
Eighth Districts there will be
practically a stand-of between
the two. In the other districts
Roosevelt will lead Taft consider
ably, especially in the Eleventh.
1t looks now like Roosevelt will
get 10000 votes and Taft 3d..
600. If these figures are borne
out, and there is no material
change between now and cleo
ton, Wilson will have a plurality
over Roosevelt Of $4,000 and
over Taft of 135, 900 and a ma,
!ority over both of Is, 900.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

The Roosevelt Presidential
electors in Kansas will go on the
ballot in the Independent column
in November by a decision
reached by Progressive leaders.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

will come in November, if every
Democrat does his duty as We
are sure they will do when they
have such an excellent chance to
get possession of the Govern
ment, which the Republicans
have so long mismanaged.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

Congressman Nicholas Long
worth, son-in-law of former
President Roosevelt, stated last
week that he would support the
Republican ticket.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

In the battle between the
Turks and the Arabs and Italians
in Tripoli, the Italians killed
more than 800 of the enemy.
More than 1000 were wounded.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

Gov. Wilson made several
speeches in St Paul and Mime
apolis, in which he reiterated his
opposition to the plank in the
Progressive platform which ia
vors trust control by a commits
sion.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

among tee childred of abstaining
parents only one in ten proved
similrrly deficient.
A physician recently declared
that his Investigations had shown
that of 600 children born of
12O drinking mothers, 335 died
in infancy or were still born,
several were IDIOTS. and four in
every hundred were epileptics.
In examining into the history of
2552 idiots, epilitic, hystericaI of
weakminded children in a French
institute n, it was found that
over Al out Of every 100 of the
children had drinking parents.
Medical Magazine.
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

Jack Johnson's white wife
committed suicide. Che should
have done the act several years
ago
The Adair County news., 1912-09-25

We have received our NEW FALL STOCK and
showing the Largest Stock of General Merchan=
disc shown in Columbia We invite your
inspection
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-08-07

"Then / sentence you to return
to Pittsburgh for 80 days" said
Rooney. "That ought to be pun
ishment enough for you. You get
right out of Chicago, and go to-
Pittsburgh. And don't you come
back inside of month either"
McAuliffe almost wept.
please, Judge, don't make it
Pittsburgh. Not Pittsburgh.
Any place but Pittsburgh"
81 said Pittsburgh, and Pitts
burgh goes" said Rooney. May
be after a month in Pittsburgh
you'll be willing to behave. 1t
will be lesson to you"
ooh, please, judge" groaned
McAuliffe, "can't you make it St.
Louis, or Kansas City, or-any
place bit Pittsburgh"
But Rooney was not to be NOV
ed. He was filled with stern de-
sire to punish McAul1tte ade-
quately for his sins, and no other
punishment than exile to Pitts
burgh seemed to fit the crime,
So McAuliffe left the court,
with tears in his eyes, and sobs in
his throat, condemned to exist in
Pittsburgh for 80 days.
To prevent in the bathtub
attach a piece of rubber hose to
the faucet long enough to reach
to the bottom of the tub. There
will be no noise or scattering of
water.
-O-O
Il Dill ~
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-08-07
PICKS ON PITTSBURGH

PICKS ON PITTSBURGH
Patrick McAuliffe, SIS West
Forty-second place, was arraign-
ed before Municipal Judge Roo
ney on a charge of disorderly con-
duct.
The charge against McAuliffe
was preferred by his daughter,
Julia, 10 years old. She said her
father was a regular riot, and that
last Sunday he beat and abused
her just out of sheer lightness of
heart.
Where do you come 'FRONT.'"
Rooney demanded of McAuliffe.