Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-12

Mein Leiber Ad0lpn:-DeTe lss ho'
more as a hundred things What l can
write you aboudt this time when
write. Efferything here now ISIS poll
tics. Fisher und Knox. Der people
like Mr.. Fisher more better as When
he canned first. He seems to be get
ting hold of things better; seems 10
be of the idea as how somebody ISIS
telling the truth as veil as der high
er ups. Der investigation looks as
iff idt might be at der stage where DER
Secretary might say, Perhaps / don't
think you vas guilty, but don't you DO
idt again.
Politics vas so hot down. here,
Adolph. by der fellers What ISIS run
ming second handed-you know mean
dose fellers What didn't got nomlna-
ton outside off der own vote, und vas
going to try und beat all off der reg
ular nominated fellers. Dey vas so
thick here dot they had to put two
und three hats in one ring, und some
off dem haff put dere coats IN der
ring also. 49,. III 81. ......~.
A Teller don't get any rest from der
politics. When go home at night
don't get some rest. In der same
place where / lift We haff got four dill
ferent kinds off Republicans und three
different kinds off Democrats not
counting the fellers What ISIS in favor
off der Bull Moose. ~. .5
Veil, Adolph, no matter if We ISIS
way oudt here in der middle off der
Baeific ocean, you bet as how We don't
get lonesome, NIT der presidential
election, baseball, football, Thanksgiv-
ing, der high cost off high lifting,
prospective scrap NIT Mexico as few
things to keep us awake. j.. II.
But, after all, there ISIS nothing
What a new president can do dot will
keep us from having a goot time und
| being better citizens if We will only
not make der cop on der corner mad
by going by too fast und not blowing
| der horn.
When you vas here, Adolph, Homo
| lulu vas a quviet place to Tiff in but
now dere ISIS no rest for anybody, not
! efen in der efening. Life is shust one
darned moofing picture show after
another You shust get the habit und
you can't get away from idt. On top
off all off dot der people haff COM
menced to imbort dot funny kind off
! furniture-dot false alarm kind. In
der front parlor off der house where
| lift iss a nice table what | set down
! side off der other night Idt looked
shust so innocent as nothing, but !
guess pressed button some place,
und idt commenced to play Caruso
nit sQuawking What near busted my
drum What ISIS in my ear. Der clock
vas der same. When | looked at idt
| too hardt once idt commenced to play
! a banjo solo. Dere ISIS lots off dem
kindt off things here in town und a
Teller ISIS afraid to sit down. What ]
am going to do?
| | read IN der papers as how some
| doctor, What ISIS a Frenchman, says
as how We are all crazy, und | think
as how he ISIS aboudt right. Of course
idt all depends on shust where yoU
shtand when you look at dis qvestior
off all der people being crazy. Some
time a Teller comes along und says
as how he can do something better
as anybody else. Ven. ii he has go
a lot off fellers to back him up he
ISIS all right, but iff he ISIS alone unG
got no backing den he ISIS crazy.
Lots off times We hear off a feliel
What gets his postol Oudt und shoot!
another Teller dead und kills him
Veil he iss crazy if he has got enough
money TO proof idt.
Sure, We iss crazy, AdOlph. Dom
We go right ahead mitout der service:
of a superintendent off public works
All OF our neighbOrs think as how
We go down town to work all day 81
as We car go to der moOfing picture!
all off der etning. If We vas no
dippy, Adolph, We would wear sof
collars here in Honolulu.
Ofccurse desc crazy business shows
up more in some people as in others
Dere ISIS der Teller What joins effer.
lodge What is going if he can get in
und his size und age is only VIA
keeps him from joining der BO,
Scouts am crazy myself. Adolph
only | didn't know iGt until l ven
20 make something to eat from den
instructions in der paper What i
headed tried recipes After avhil
don't try no more off dem "triet
recipes" unless idt says who trie,
EN-, und What luck dey hadt,