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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26

Washington, -. g.. Jan. 26.-Whon
Louis -. Brandeis OF Boston appear
ed before yne house judiciary com
mittee today 20 discuss the Icproot
amendment to the sherman anti-trusi
law, which would read in'c the stat
ute the "rulo OF reason" and would
make unlawful restraint of trade
through patent rights. counsel for the
United shoe Machinery company OBJ
icct,d and asked for iostponcmont
The company has been sued by tho
government as trust largely be-
cause of its control of patented ma
chincry. Tho committee decided 10
hear Mr. Brandeis with the UNDER
standing that nothing 1rciudicial 20
the defendant company would be per-
mittcd.
Ia the merger OF the Tennessee
Coal and Iron company with the
United states Steel corporation Mr..
Hrandois said he thought Presid"1t
Roosevelt might hayo heen "inade-
quMely advised"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
DUKE IS DELIGHTED
WITH HIS VISIT TO
UNITED STATES
Royal Party to Return to Ot-
tawa After Having Taken
Glimpse of New York and
Washington Society.

~ nNNMAaa ANNAAM ~ - AfeAaEu AtFHi
New York. jan. 26 The duke Of
Connaught came back g. New York
this morning from his visit to Prcsi-
dent TAFT In Washington The duke
was delighted with his reception at
the national capital being especially
pleased with the democratic simple
ity which marked the ccremonials at
the white house and at the home of
British Ambassador Bryce
The royal visitor reached this city
early and in time for his early morn
Ing walk. which ho has taken daily
since the Vice rogal part, reached
here from Canada last Monday.
The royal guests of Ambassador
and Mrs. WhitclHw Reid conclude
their visit 20 New York today and
plan 90 return to ottawa tonight. The
duke. the duchess uf Connuught aud
Princess Patricia their daughter.
plan to spend their final day here
sightseeing
Accompanied by Ambassador Reid
the duke paid visit this afternoon
to the magnificent marble structure
which houses the appellate division
Of the supreme court. Leaving there
he visited several Fifth avenue art
galleries
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
CHECKBOOKS HELD
TO Be MATERIAL
EVIDENCE
Financial Accounts Of ]. ].
Mcnamara Are to Be In
oluded in Federal Dyna-
hitting Investigation.

tny EveninG Heraie a. r. beaasa Wfrel
indianapolis, Ind. Jan. 26.--At-
tempts 10 withhold J. J. McNamara's
check books from the government r
Investigation OF the dynamite conspir-
acy were blocked by Federal Judge
Anderson today in an order directing
Lee NJ. Rappaport. an attorney. 70
appear at once before the federal
grand jury and turn over the evidence
required.
As counsel for Mcnamara, Kappa
port claimed that whatever check
books. stubs and cancelled checks Me
Namara had given him were priyi-
legged communications and could not
be demanded as evidence. Rappaport
had been ordered to appear before the
grand jury but he resisted by "a mo-
tion 90 uunsh the subpoena.
District Attorney Charles w Miller
argued that the grand jury wanted
the check books 90 find out what Nc
Nan.aru did with the $1,000 month
allowed him.
THAT money was paid him as an
official OF the union" said Mr. Mil
Ter. 1T was expended TO transport
dynamite and nliToglycerin about the
country and 60 pay the expenses Of
mon who blew up places"
judge Anderson ruled that the
check books were as material as a
revolver or "a knife with which muir
der had been committed ana must be
produced.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26

and that he was in New Mexico just
at this time only on legal business
connected with his private practice.
James r. Garfield, secretary of the
interior under Theodore Roosevelt, a
leader among the progressive Repub-
licans OF Ohio and now engaged IN law
practice at Mentor, Ohio. arrived In
Albuquerque this morning from III
Paso
Mr.. Garfield left home three weeks
ago and declares that he has been on
a trip for clients ana that he has no
political irons in the fire in either
Texas or New Mexico.
"Of course, YOU understand we
have been having an interesting time
back there in Ohio said MIR Garfield
with one of those happy smiles Tor
which the former secretary Is noted,
There Is no secret about our position
In Ohio We are united for LaFollette,
Roosevelt. Cummins or any other pro-
gressiye Republican who will get into
the race. In preference TO the re-nom-
ination OF Mr. Taft. That Is quite
plainly understood In Ohio and we
are making no bones about it
Il have Just come from Mexico
where / have been on a business trip
you know We don't elect any dele
gates from Mexico, 80 | DO not have -
prove an alibil business there rs re-
suming normal condition and / be-
llcve that Mexico VIII prosper ! met
President Madero lie impressed me
as a sincere, hard working and able
gentleman and ! Jclieve he will sue
coed In getting DDS policies into eff
feet without much greater difficulties
than he already bias had.
You haven't told us anything from
Sycamore Hill," Nu Garfield was told.
NO. / bear no message from Saga
more hn Il has Ieen my experience
that the sage of Sycamore Hill Is fully
capable of talku- Tor himself and
that when he has anything 10 say, he
generally SAYS So Moreover. { nave
found that those who assume 10 speak
for Sycamore Hil usually find that
the sage himself vii do what talking
he deems necessarf
Mr. Garfield said that he ,Ss Out
of touch with the political situation
because ne had been In Mexico and
had not been informed Of recent de-
yelopments lle declared positively
that he was NOT 200 New Mexico ON
political mission bH that ne was here
on legal matters .0r a client Mr..
Garfield evinced considerable lnteres;
In matters relatiug 20 the political slt-
uatiOn IN New Mexico, however and
asked humber of luoatinns concern
ing recent deyolorments.
II am here sinply in my capacity
as an attorney" said Mr.. Garfield
when I got into M Paso, was bee
set by the newspapermen there and
asked about politics and political ai-
fairs. told the boys there. as / say
here. that ann simply an attorney IN
this part of the country on business
and that / have uo other interest in
politics here. other than any private
citizen"
Mr. GARFIELD spent o couple Of hours
this morning with Frank W Clancy
attorney general Both 49,. Garfield
and Mr.. CLANCY stated that the mter-
view was purely 100 regard 10 legal
matters and not political IN any way
Al the Alyarado hotel where M
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
LUMBER ASSOCIATION
CONVENTION ADJOURNS
(By EVENING Herald A. A.. Leased wire,

Kansas city Mo. Jan. 20 With
the election OF officers ana tho choice
Of a meeting place for nest year the
principal business before a. the final
convention of the southwestern Lum-
ber association began here
The morning session was given ever
10 further discussion OF the uRht
upon mail order houses. the parcels
post, the so-cblled producer direct
Co the consumer" and "obliteration OF
the middloman' movements. which,
tho speakers said tend 90 concentrate
the lumber business in the hands OF
big corporations
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
BORAH CRITICIzES
HELL HOLES" OF
THE j. S. STEEL
CORPORATION
No Man Who Has Taken Oath
Of office Can Ignore Exist
ing Labor Conditions Says
Senator.
TRUST FAILS TO PAY
ITS MEN ADEQUATELY
tRy IlvsnlsE IlersIa :. b LsassA wIrsl


Washington, -. c., Jan. 26.--The
"Hch Holes OF the United states
steel corporation came up for discus
sion at hearing today before the
senate committee on education and
labor In the house bill which would
impose an cight-hour labor restric-
tion ON all government contract work.
Chairman BOrah OF the committee,
said some Industries had gone 50 far
as To need federal attention.
From the reports OF tae depart
ment OF commerce and labor on the
steel industry, said the senator. 1t
Is shown that the steel corporation
IL paying millions OF dollars in div
idends and yet has ia its Hell Holes
men who work twelve hours a day.
seven days Ia the week and others
Woo work from rs to "a hours IN one
shirt No mpn who has taken an
oath of Office can ignore this"
General Counsel james a. Emery
of the National Association OF Man
ufacturers, declared that manufactur-
Crs generally objected to being made
the "vicarious victim of abuses In
one industry"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
EPIDEMIC IN SIAM.
ny EveninE Herald A. y. LEASED Ws~~t

Now York. r. r Jan. 25.-Iho
Presbyterian board OF foreign mis-
sions has received further cable ad-
vices regarding the epidemic AMONG
the Laos people Of northern Sian.
The cable reads
Conditions are alarming and the
epidemic Is siill spreading Funds are
very low"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
MILLIONAIRE COLONY
rs EXCITED BY FIRE


New York. ~ Y, Jan, 26.-Fire
this morning routed the members Of
the family of Paul A. SOrg, the mill
lionaire tobacco man, from their
apartment In East sad street ana
caused much excitement Ia the mill
hongirc colony ia the neighborhood.
Mrs. SorR and her husband awak-
enod other members of the family
and with their eight servants, fled TO
tho streets. The nrr was confined TO
the suite. which was badly damaged
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
"oAeV" REPORTED MARRIED.
gBv EVeulBE Hepstd a. v. Seaara Wire

New York, ~ Y, Jan. 26.-The the
atrlcal colony Is aroused today over
b cablegram Just received from Lon
don signed "Gahy" containing the
statement that Gaby Deslys. the
French actress. had married Harry
Pilcer. an American dancer. Pilcer
and Gaby Deslys recently left here
for theatrical engagement in Eu-
rODe
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
MIsNEV AND HENDRICKS
INV EVeutng Werala 4. " tsesaea tgtrel

Los Angeles, Calf, Jan. 2G-E. 4.
Misner and ". !. Hendricks members
of thc local strike committee took
the witness stand to-day In the trial 81
Bert ~ Connors and denied that they
had any knowledge Of the consplr-
acy 90 blow up tho county hall oe
records The statement that they
knew OF tho alleged conspiracy was
made In court by }. Mansell Parks.
county detective,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
UNFORTUNATE MAN
NARROWLY ESCAPES
CRUCIFIXION
FanatiCal Women in Russian
Poland Attempt to Prove
Theory By Hanging "sa-
vior" on Gross
(By EvsRinE Herald =. y. Leased wIrsl

VIZ FaNNhA8a A'AaAN - 1NAANNN NNANNA
Ludz Russian Poland, Jan 26.-
The timely arrival of the police to-
day Just prevented band Of fanatic
al women from crucifying a man
whom they had adopted as their SAY
tor"
new sect was recently formed by
women of the Morayian community
They selected man named Kow-
lush whom they worshipped as their
savior They urged him 90 allow him-
self 10 bee crucified So as to enable
them % prove the truth of their ten
cts hy his resurrection.
Kowlaski's faith wavcrod, however
ana ne stronuously opposed the car
rying out OF the suggestion 90 cruelty
him Ultimately thirty determined
women took hls house by storm and
were proceeding with his immolatiou
when the police appeared and put a
stop to the sacrifice.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
TODAY IN CONGRESS
(ny Evening msrats =. y. LEASED wIrsl
SEN ATE.

Washington. Jan. 26.-Nut ln
session: meets 2 b. M. Monday.
HOUSE.
Met nt noon
Debate begun on the steel tar
m revision bill,
General debate viii close to-
morrow The bill may he passed
bate tomorrow afternoon.
samuel untcrmcyer OF New
YORK testified before tho rule
committee regarding the domina-
ton OF the countrv's money power
by four groups OF hnunclers.
Louis d. Hrandeis. of Boston,
discussed pending antitrust bills
at hearing before the judiciary
committee
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
James R. Garfield Here
Today Says Roosevelt Is
Capable of Doing Talking

Garfield Is stopping, he was greeted Dy
number of his New Mexico friends.
The presence OF Mr. Garfield in
Now Mexico az this time gave rise
TO the usual report that a Roosevelt
boom was 10 be launched here by
progressive Republicans and admirers
OF the Rough Rider
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
ALVA ADAMS AND WIFE
no SAIL FOR JAMAICA
(uy Wventnn Herald a. n. LEASED Wirel

New NOrk, Jan. .b.-FOrmVr NoN-
ernor Alva Adams of Colorado, with
his wife. will said tomorrow for Ja-
malcn where q Is hoped Mrs Adams
viii recover from severe attack Of
pneumonia from which she has been
suffering for nearly three weeks Mrs.
Adams was taken ill early In the
month az Washington.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
SURPRISED IN Texas.

Dallas, Texas. Jan. 2G.--lnusmuch
as san Antonio b. farther from the
principal meningitis outbreak than
Hot springs. Ark. surprise was exc
pressed at Mr. Fogers tender of his
training quarters la Arkansas 10 the
Philadelphia Americans.
The meningitis outbreak has been
confined almost exclusively TO north
ern Texas.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26

New York Jan. rs Governor
Glascock of virginia took luncheon
today with Colonel Roosevelt. and u
was reported that he would ask tho
colonel lf hc would accept the nomi-
nation Tor president. Governor Glas-
cock it was further said. would ask
Tor @ definite answer.
Before thc luncheon Colonel Roose-
Welt was asked
"It Is reported that Governor Glas-
cock T. the bearer of note signed
by several other governors asking
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
MAY NOT
DO TRAINING IN
TEXAS THIS YEAR
Meningitis Epidemic May
Cause Comic Mack and His
World Bcaters to Keep
Away From Lone Star State
tBy Evening Easrsid a. p. Leased wirsD

Philadelphia, Jan. 26-- Because Of
the prevalence of meningitis Ia
Texas aud the possibility OF the Phil
adeiphia Americans having to avoid
that state in their spring practice.
Horace Fogol, president OF the Phila-
delphla Nationals here. has offered
the world champions the use uf the
grounds leased by his club al Hot
Springs. Ark Connie Mack man
agor Of the Americans Ia inyestigat-
ing conditions In Texas and u he de-
cldes not 10 go there he will consider
President Fogols offer
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
JoHNNY THoMPsoN LosEs.

sydney Australia, Ian 2G.-'Cy-
clone Johnny Thompson, the Amer
lean mlddleweight pueilisi. VAS easily
oulpointed today by Dave Smith, the
Australian mlddlewelght pugillst and
former champion, In twenty round
contest at the stadium here.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26

Chicago. Jan. 2G. Governor Stuhbs
of Kansas ana Governor Hndley Of
Missouri today Joined Governor Os-
born OF Michigan and Ex-Governor
Fort of New Jersey in accepting mcm-
bcrships in the Roosevelt national
committee.
Governor stubhs dropped into the
committee headquarters here today 90
announce his Willingness 60 accept "a
membership.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26

Phoenix Aria, Jan. 2G--1osoph
Kibhoy, former territorial governor,
ANA Dwight a. Heard. tHo leaders of
the progressive wing of tho Bcpuhli-
can party ln the new state. launched
Be- Roosevelt club today Members of
1he club are plodged to "use all hon
orahle means" Go secure the nomina-
tiou of ihc former president
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
an AnvANcEs AoAlN.

Independence. kan, Jan. 2G-An
advance OF 2 cents IN the price OF
mid continent crude oil 70 90 cents
barrel was announced today by the
Prairie oil aud Gas company.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
EARTHQUAKE WAS DISASTROUS
(By UveniRG Herald 4. y. Leassd wsreD

Athens. Ureece, jan. Eb.-Ihe earih-
quake which occurred yesterday in the
lunian Islands was more disastrous
than at hrst reported Ia Cephalonla
several villages were destroyed and
eight persons we're killed A number
.of further shocks have been felt to-
-dnN.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
SCHUBERT THEATER IN
SALT LAKE DAMAGED
tRy IvsaIne neraIa 4. p. i.sasea WIrsl

salt Lake city. Utah. Jan. ga
Three nremeu were injured early to-
day while fighting a fire that dam
aged the Schubert theater 20 the eN-
tent of &6o.00O and for time threat
oned the business section OF the city.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
no INvEsTrGATE MONEY TRUST

Washington, y. c.. Jan. 26.-The
house committee on rules today re-
sumed its hearing on the Linborgh
resolution FOR "a special inquiry into
the money trust" with Samuel Un-
termyer OF New York AS a witness.
Mr. Untermeyer said he did not ap-
pear ag sponsor or champion OF the
Linbtrgh resolution but he was salts
fed congress could not legislate intel
ligently With regard 90 trust or none
tary systems until the question on
concentration Of the money power"
Was thoroughly understood.
For that reason, he said, he favored
the proposed Investigation, provided Il
was conducted ln conservative,
systematic. paiustaSing, non-partlsan
spirit with the sole object of exposing
the Weaknesses aud abuses of the sss-
tenn and ~ the basis for constructive
legislation"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
InngMnrth CnIl. nn IND.

Washington, u a., Jan &C. -Nieh-
elias LougW 1rth, who recently return
ga from Visit with his fathcF-in-law,
Colonel Roosevelt was @ white house
caller today. MIR Longworth would
not Say whether hc talked politics
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
COLORADO Will SELECT
PANAMA EXPOSITION SITE
tby Evenfnn nerula 4. a. lsaasa ANtr~t

Denver. Colo, Jan eG.-rhe Colo-
radio legislative committee left today
f.r san Francisco 90 select site for
the Ppnama- Pacific exposition state
building.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
. e0o eAe SS y
WEATHER FORECAST.

Denver, Colo San 26.-Colo-
RADIO tonight generally tair, gool-
or in north central portion Sat
urday generally fair
New Mexico tonight and SAT-
urday iair Not much change IA I
temperature
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-26
Declaring That Ke Had No
Message From the Sage Of
Sycamore Hill, Famous Son
Of Famous Man is in City.
PERSONAL BUSINESS IS
REASON FOR HIS COMING
Former Secretary Of Interior
Declares That He is Looking
After Legal Work and Not
Political Booms.

Declaring that he bore no message
from "the sage OF SagGmore hin,
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-05-24

Does II pay to stop your motor car
after an accident and 60 bacHto SEQ
what has happened? Two young mo-
florists on the south side believe IL
does.
With a green chauffeur these two
boys were trying out a new model
touring car. They were sitting in tho
back seat when the greenhorn at the
steering wheel gave II twist and
came within an ace OF hitting an old
man at a crossing. The victim was
30 shocked that he fell to the pave
ment, and crowd gathered In an in
slant.
Looking back, the motorists decided
that things looked bad. but that they
had better go back and see whether
the old party was killed. Finding him
all right, but winded, they took him
for a nice ride around the parks. So
pleasant did they make 1t for him that
when they tok him home to his wife
he introduced them as THE two young
men who saved my life"
They are now thinking OF applying
for Carnegie medals.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-05-24
SAVED BY A SPIDER
Scotland Profted by the Lesson the
Insect Taught TO Its
Monarch.

Scotland has many Legends that the
sheepherders and highland peasants
never get tired repeating. A long time
ago King Bruce ruled over Scotland
before that country became a part OF
England. and he learned a lesson from
a spider that enabled him to succeed
when otherwise he would have failed.
King Bruce had lost many battles.
He was discouraged. He had made
his final effort against his enemies
and failed to vanquish them. Deep In
despair he went to a lonely room in
his castle. Reclining on the couch
and thinking. he happened TO notice
a spider drop from the ceiling on a
single silken cord. He watched the
spider fastinatedly. II now began It's
ascent. II slipped. Time and time
again II tried TO mount. but each time
II failed. The king watched intently.
forgetful OF all else. An hour passed.
Finally the spider succeeded. II was
an inspiration for King Bruce. Why
should he get discouraged, having
tried only few times and failed? He
made one last grand rally against his
enemies and routed them, and from
this incident came the old saying. IF
at first you don't succeed try again"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-05-24
Her Little Ring.

Mary had little ring; twas given
by her beau; and everywhere that
Mary went that ring was sure to go.
She took the ring with her one day.
when she went out to tea, where she
might display 1t to the girls. who num-
bered twenty-three.
And when the girls all saw that
ring, they made a great ado, exclaim.
ing, with one voice: Has 1t at last
got around TO your"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-05-24
FROM THE EDITOR.
He Forgot That He Had a Stomach

Talking OF food. there is probably
no professional man subjected TO a
greater, more wearing mental strain
than the responsible editor Of Q
modern newspaper.
To keep his mental faculties con-
stantly in good working order. the
editor must keep his physical powers
up 90 the highest rate OF efficiency.
Nothing will so quickly upset the
whole system as badly selected food
and a disordered stomach. 1t there
fore follows that he should have
right food. which can be readily as
simulated, and which furnishes true
brain nourishment.
my personal experience In the use
OF Grape-Nuts and Postum" writes
a Philadelphia editor, $50 exactly
agrees with your advertised claim as
TO their merits that any further ex-
position In that direction would seem
TO be superfuous. They have bene-
flied me so much. however, during
the five years that I have used them
that do not feel justified In with
holding my testimony.
General high living with all
that the expression implies as to q
generous table. brought about indi-
gestion, In my case. with restless
ness at night and lassitude In the
morning. accompanied by various
pains and distressing sensations
during working hours.
The doctor diagnosed the conds-
ton as 'catarrh OF the stomach and
prescribed various medicines. which
did me no good. I finally threw
physics to the dogs gave up tea
and coffee and heavy meat dishes.
and adopted Grape-Nuts and Postum
as the chief articles OF my diet.
'T can conscientiously say, and
wish to say II with all the emphasis
possible 10 the English language.
that they have benefited me as med
icines never did, and more than any
other food that ever came on my
table.
MY experience Is that the Grape
Nuts food has steadied and strength
ened both brain and nerves 10 a most
positive degree. How II does IL 7
cannot say. but I know that after
breakfasting on Grape-Nuts food one
actually forgets he has a stomach,
let alone stomach trouble II Is. IN
my opinion. the most beneficial az
well as the most economical food on
the market. and has absolutely no
rival" Name given by Postum Co..
Battle Greek, Mich.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-05-24
Something Just az Good

Barber-Getting pretty thin on top,
sir Ever use our Miracle Hairgrow-
Inc?
The Chair-Oh, no! It wasn't that
that did it.-Judge.