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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

In this age of research and experiment, all nature
is ransacked by the scientc and hap
pines Science has indeed made giant strides
IN the past century and among the-by no means
least Observation-Disclosures in medicine Is that %
Therapion which been used with great success In
French and that Is worthy the attention
of those who suffer from kidney, bladder nervous
piles &c. there Is doubt. In fact seems evident
from the big stir created amongst specialists, that
those questionable remedies that were formerly the
sole reliance of medical men, 1t Is OF course impos.
sible to tell sufferers all should like to tell them
in this short article but those who would IKE 70
know more about this remedy that has effected SO
many-we might almost say, miraculous cures,
should send addressed envelope for FREE book TO
London, Eng and decide for themselves whether the
New French Remedy "THERAPION"N No. !, No.
in vain during life of misery, suffering, i'll health
and unhappness. Therapionis soldby druggists "
mail N.00. Eougera Co., 30 Beekman St., New York.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
On Land and Sea,

Circumstances alter cases even in
human nature"
YES Take Jorkins, for instance.
He's one of those grandiose Chester
fields who would give up his seat in
lifeboat to a woman, and then make
an attempt to lead the saloon orches-
ira in Nearer, My God, to Thee as the
ship sinks"
IT see. On land, Jorkins Is the fell
low at o'clock who horns through
the women and children and gets a
window seat in his homebound street
car"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
The Whole Truth.

"Algernon, am 1 the first woman
YOU have ever loved?"
mot exactly. I was in love with
nv teacher at 10 and with a circus
rider at 70. But you are the first girl
I have ever asked to marry me, my
dear"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
What Difference Did It Make.

Walking behind some colored girls,
homeward bound from school, in a
Missouri town once upon time, a
visitor overheard the following I'M
blushing and gigglins, rich-voiced and
sparkling eyed assertion of individu-
atty from one of them: 'Yeh, she
KEEP me in, but l dom know inny mo-
bout Caesar now n l did befo' han.
An eff she KEEP me in twel Gabriel
blows his horn | wudden know an l
wudden care. What diffunce it make
to me whut OF man Caesar done away
yandeh befo' de waw!"-Evening Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Profitable Peach Tree.

It. is claimed that the most profitable
life of the peach tree Is from four to
eight years. From a peach census
taken in Orange county. New York, it
seems that thorough cultivation is
more essential than either pruning or
spraying.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Sure Thinq.

at is just as easy to be an optimist
as a pessimist."
go on with your wisdom"
"The pessimist growls because rain
prevents the ball game. The optimist
smiles as he thinks of all those dou-
ble-headers coming"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

A splendid and highly recommended
remedy for tired, weak, inflamed eyes,
and graduated eyelids, is Paxtine An
tiseptic, at druggists, 25c box or sent
postpaid on receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet Co, Boston, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Evil Result of Poverty.

There is no doubt whatever that
noverty murders the spiritual lives Of
the people; and we may as we'll get
rid of our religious cant about it
Rev. Thomas Phillips.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
One Way to Make Country Level.

One Way to Make Country Level.
The Newly WEEDS were driving
along a very hilly road in Northern
Missouri.
"Such horrid hills!" she exclaim-
ed. Il think there are entirely too
many of them"
Either that" replied the man, cor
there are only half enough"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

When the dust of business SO fills
your room that it threatens to choke
you, sprinkle it with the water Of
prayer, and then you can clean it OFT
with comfort and expedition.-James
Stalker
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Wanted Iono Funeral Procession.

A man named Rossi, who has just
died at Turin, provided in his Will that
two cigars and a glass of wine should
be offered to any man who followed
the funeral procession.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

"Just look at the specially OF the
baby-she's no more-hanging to the
galloping horses neck by his hair as
they go around" Eyes; it is literally
an act of mite and name"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus
compounded by our Oculsts-nQt a "Patent Med
icine"-but used in successful Physicians Prac-
lie and sold by Druggists at Csc end Soc per Bottle
Murine Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes, 2Sc and 300
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
II Checked Raby,s pysentery

last summer after everything else failed.
We found Kopp's Baby's Friend an ex-
cellent remedy during teething and for
bowel troubles, writes Mrs. R. B. Des
Ermia, Jerome, Mich. Sold by druggists,
1Oc., 25c. and &c., or sent direct by
Kopp's Baby's Friend Co., York, Pa,
Free sample sent on request.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Not Always.

zone reaps what one sows."
ALLOW me to differ with you"
"How so?"
when one sows wild oats one gen.
orally reaps a crop of lemons"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Those who are quite satisfied sit
still and do nothing; those who are
not quite satisfied are the sole bene'
factors of the wcrld.-Landor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

It's easier for a mother to train up
her son in the way he should go than
1t is for her to prevent him from go
ing some other woman's way few
years later.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

II man isn't sufficiently original
to manufacture his own lies he should
stick to the truth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Health All Important.
1t Is more sensible to pay serious
attention to the health of the nation
than to sing patriotic songs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

A man thinks a girl is perfectly
proper who refuses to kiss him-be
cause he can't think of any other rea-
son why she should refuse.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

A woman can easily win in any
kind of an argument with man if
she knows just when to turn on the
briny flow.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Here's consolation for the married
man: When the suffragettes gain
their point, and an election doesn't
go his way, he can blame it on his
wife.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
When Talk Beats a Book.

A book agents great disadvantage
lies in the fact that he so seldom Is
able to stock up with publication
which reads as Interestingly as he
can talk about 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
No Wife,s COOKING for Then

NO WIfes COOKING TOT Hem'
Mrs. Crimsonbeak--This paper says
that rarely indeed Is a wealthy Turk
seen at his wifes dinner table.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak = Yes, T under
stand the Turks live long time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
a Matter of Names.

What is the difference between
pomme de terre and potato?" About
two llars."-Harvard Lampoon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

gy. If he is worked on a treadmill
for a while daily when he is too full
of energy his actions will moderate
considerably.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
AS the Romans Do,

How long did it take you to do
Romeo" About twice as long as it
took Rome to do us."-Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Garfield Tea, laxative Of superior quail
tty For those suffering with constipation.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Pertaining to War.

Have you ever noticed how easy it
is to confuse the two words martial
and marital, when one sees them in
print?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

If some people have any good In
them they evidently keep it bottled up
pretty tight.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

A man is judged by the company
he keeps, and by the cigars he gives
away.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Quality quantity something to con-
slider in purchasing remedy for constipa-
ton or as q laxative. How about Garfield Tea
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Many a man hides his wife's coffin
with roses, who never gave her a five
dollar bill to do as she pleased with.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
For srr,rMER uEaDACuEs


Hicks CAPUDINE is the BEST remedy-no
matter what causes them-whether from the
heat, sitting in draughts, feverish condition,
etc. 10c., 25c. and 5Oc. per bottle at medicine
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

If chosen men had never been alone
no great thing ever had been dream
ed or done--James Russell Lowell.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

1t always makes good! What' Garfield
Tea, the Natural Laxative, composed entirely
Of pure, wholesome and healthgiying herbs
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Mohan~
mechanism
By Edward A. Marshall,
Director Of Missionary Course Of Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago

TEXT-Beware of false prophets, which
come to you in Sleeps clothing, but in
wardly they are ravening wolves.-Matt
Tbs.
The study of comparative religions
Is becoming more and more popular
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP The SYSTEM
oH rs TN ia Tou T5a you aEns
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1T Is simply Qunne and Iron in a tasteless
form, and the most efectual FORM For grown
people and children, 90 cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

When a mans conscience troubles
him he thinks he has indigestion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
A Special Favor.

Customer want ton of COAL
Dealer-Yes, sir. What size?
Customer-Well, If it's not asking
too much, I'd like to have a 1000
pound ton.-Brooklyn Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
noEs y,,UR HEAD aCHE,

Try Hicks. CAPUDINE. It's Hquid-pleas-
ant to take-effects immediate-good to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back If not satisfied. l0c., Csc. and
&c. at medicine stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
Comment Unnecessary.

Comment Unnecessary.
Saxon-Its a fine morning, Sandy.
(Sandy grunts).
Saxon-I said it was fine morning,
Sandy.
Sandy-Verra weel, vera, weel. I
dinua want tae argue!-London Opin-
ion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Marking chicks or young turkeys
with a poultry pounch does no harm.
and the fowls will always show the
mark.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Ground oats, green clover hay, and
sweet skim-milk make a good ration
for lambs after they are twenty-one
days old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

A mule authority says: There is
nothing that walks that will beat an
old jennet as a money maker"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

placed anywhere, AZ
tracts and kills all
dies. Neat, clean or.
namental, convenient,
cheap. Lasts all
season. M ade OF
metal, can'tspill or tip
over; will not soil or
.lnjure any tn ing.
Guaranteed effective
Sold by deetSs9 on
6 sent prepaid for 81.
Ava, Brooklyn. n. =.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Failure is always spoiled by sue
SesS
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Be careful not to overwork the brood
mare when she is nursing promising
colt, for overheating Of her has bad
effect on the milk
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Let us use more of our own dairy
products at home. They are the best
that can be produced.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
No Real Roads in the Kongo.

Getting things without paying for
them is some mems idea of economy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

A woman laughs when she can and
weeps when she will.-Proverb.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
DAISY FLY KILLER

FOR SALE-110 A. Mr.. SCOTTSVILLE. IN
Fluvanna Co.. Va; So a cult; nice +. h.,
barn, outbldgs. a. orchard, cellar. stock.
machinery, etc. HUM, Box S19. chicago
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12
The gossip Of today may be the su-
perstition of tomorrow.

Garfield Tea purifes the blood and clears
the complexion. Drink before retiring.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Sheep do have one real menace,
however, in the summer. That Is in
ternal parasites.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

The draft horse is one farm por-
duct that bulls and bears cannot cor
ner nor control.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Pasturing grass too soon or too
hard is an expensive way of saving
feed. It costs several times the
amount of feed saved
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Why not a concrete vat in the milk
house this spring? They are reason
ably cheap, eternally durable. and
highly sanitary.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Put bell on some Of the cows If
they run In the woods or a brush
pasture. It will save time and steps
in looking for them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

There isn't much play about dairy
ing, but no other Job pays better for
hard work.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

See that the harness, and especially
the inside of the collars where they
come in contact with living flesh and
blood, are smooth and clean.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Don't let the young turks out until
dew Is off the grass in the morning
If you want turkeys to sell next
Thanksgiving.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Geese, after they get their feathers,
are rarely, If ever, attacked by in
sects, but this will not hold good In
regard to goslings.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Farmers, as rule, pay too little at
horses.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Use only a thoroughbred butter
bred sire for next years crop of
calves.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

The hog house If left open will sup
ply 2 cool place for the pigs to lie in,
and also protect the young from heavy
storms and from the hot sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

A heifer that has long milking
period with her first calf is very apt
TO establish the habit of long periods
If she is well handled
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

It never pays to keep more cattle
ample feed the year round.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Turkeys often get puny and die
when several weeks old, from no 9TH
er cause than lice.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Almost any feed that is high in pro-
tein, such as milk or middlings, and
the like, Is good for sows, pigs and
growing hogs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

Milking with wet hands is one OF
the most undesirable habits that a
man can form
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

The longer a calf is allowed to suck
the COW the harder it will be to make
it drink from a bucket
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

viates breaking and substitutes train
ing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

In the push Of farm work the truck
patches should not be neglected, for
in these little things lie the farmers
living and his success as a farmer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

If thin SOW has more pigs than
she can suckle to advantage, take
part of them away and raise them on
a bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

For the young calf just learning to
eat there is nothing better than
ground oats.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

There are many reliable breeders OF
Holstein cattle whose entire herds av-
erage 10000 pounds of milk per year.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

The main points to make sure about
in buying a separator are durability,
clean skimming, easy washing, and
easy running.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-07-12

BY using little patience calf can
be taught to drink quickly by letting
1t suck the finger held III the milk.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-10-18
GOOD RULES FOR CHILDREN
Think Three Times Before You Speak
and Pronounce All Words Clearly
and Distinctly.

These rules, handed down by some
body's grandmother. are good ones for
our boys and girls to remember.
Always look at the person to whom
you speak. When you are addressed,
look straight at the person who speaks
10 you Do not forget this.
Speak your words plainly; do not
mutter or humble. II words are worth
saying. they are worth pronouncing
distinctly and clearly
Do not say disagreeable things. II
you have nothing pleasant to say. keep
silent
A fourth is-and oh, children, re-
member it all your lives-think three
times before you speak once.
Have you something to do that you
find hard and would prefer not to do?
Then listen to wise old grandmother.
Do the hard thing first and get it over
with. If you have done wrong, &C and
confess it. II your lesson is tough.
master it. If the garden is to be
weeded, weed 1t first and play after
ward. Do first the things you don't
like to do, and then, with clear con
science. try the rest.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-10-18
ENIeMATIcAL CATS.

The cat that rests on the dressing
table is the cat-a-comb
The cat that one finds in the woods
is the cat-a-log.
The cat that makes your mother
run is the cat-a-ma-ran.
The cat that rides horseback is the
cat-a-mount
The cat that suffers great pain is
the cataract.
The cat that wins a prize is the
catastrophe.
The cat that can fly is the cat-bird
The cat that has been in a fight
is the cat-a-gory.
The cat that is under the porch is
the caterpillar.
The cat that is better than a fence
is the cat-er-waul
The cat that is related to everybody
Is the cat-kin.
The cat that is good to eat Is the
catfish.
The cat that is never behind is the
cat-chup.
The cat that ladies like to carry is
the cats-eye.
The cat with bad cold is cat
arrh
The cat with horns is cattle.