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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Two Women Killed.

Wellston, o., Oct. 2S.-Two women
one soon to become mother, were
shot to death early today at Jackson
in what police say was neighborhooc
quarrel over the conduct OF children
James Cochran is held without bal
pending an investigation. According
to police, Cochran, the father of nine
alleged that his children were being
imposed upon. Mrs. Belts and Mrs
Colley are dead.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Counter Claims.

New York, Oct. 2S.-The claims OF
the various campaign managers today
50 far as the state Of New York IS
concerned in exceeded in demand
with election only eight days off, any
of the "six best sellers"
State Chairman William Barnes,
ir., SAYING he had reports from one
third Of the state thai were unusual
ly accurate" declared President Taft
will carry the state by $4,000. IN
support Of this he cited his figures
which gave Taft 10000 upstate and
Governor Wilson only $4,000 pIurali-
tv south of the Harlem river.
At Democratic headquarters state
Chairman George NJ. Palmer had his
figures showing that Wilson "oU4d
carry the state outside of Grea:er
New York by betwnen 10000 and
40 900 and that south of the Harlem
the Democratic candidate YOU'D
more than 1OO,OUO ana very llhciy
more than 10000.
At Bull Moose Headquarters State
Chairman Hotchkiss was equally Ger
tain both of his rivals were wrong.
The careful canvass made by his
county chairman showed, it was sad
that both of the cld parties had loss
very heavily and It was insisted here
that Roosevelt and Johnson would
carry New York by upwards Of 5O,-
OOO." Definite figures were promis"c
Ia week from today.
AS a matter of fact never in the his
tory of the state have the experienced
politicians been so puzzled as at pres
ent. This is due to the enormous 81
lent vote, especially among the farm
ers. All attempts to get a line on
this vote have failed.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Residence Looted.

Cleveland, O., Oct. 28.- Robbers
using an automobile, looted fash
ionable east end residence of $4,000 i'll
Jewels and silverware and today the
police had not found trace Of either
the valuables or robbers. The rob-
bers spurned plateware nut gathered
solid silver and jewels valued at 3d.
goo in the home Of Claude J. Peck.
in another residence, one block dis
lant. the same robbers OBTAINED ST.
900 in loot. Both families were away.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

them that they will do better to hand
over share of the plunder to Franz
Joseph than to force him to fight fer
it, which it is asserted has been plain
ly intimated the Austr:ans will do
unless they get it by peaceful terms.
Constantinople, Oct. 2S.-That a
full tenth of the men in an entire
Turkish army corps were killed in
the Kirk Kalissa fighting, through a
clash by mistake of two detachments
with one another, was admitted here
this afternoon. Officialdom still in
sisted, however, that Kirk Kalissa
was recaptured from the Bulgarians
Cettinje, Oct. 2S.-General Wuko'
titsch, who is leading Montenegro
force from the Montenegrin from
tier through Turkish territory to joir
the servians at Pristina, captured
the town of Rozaj today and expected
to reach Ipek tomorrow. This vii
complete about one-half his march
Thus far he has met with little oppo
Sition.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Would Divorce Business and Politics

Washington, Oct. 28.-Divorce Of
politics from business - big or
little = by an enactment of
corroupt practices acts more strin:
gent than any Of the "modeP'laws now
in effect in several states, will be
the demand urged upon Congress By
the Clapp committee Of the Senate.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Editors EXasDerated.

London, Oct. 28.-British and Euro
pean continental editors were breath
ing vengeance against the Bulgarians
government today because Lieutenant
Wigener, Austrias military attache
and correspondent for the Vienna
Reichpost, is permitted at the front
before Adrianople.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
HOLY Name Night.

The delegates to the Washington
Section Of the Archdiocesan Union of
HOLY Name societies of Baltimore
which will hold its quartely meeting
in Alexandria tonight will after its
meeting attend the Holy Name Ba-
zaar. The Junior Holy Name Band,
for whose benefit the Fair is being
held, will make it's second appearance
during the coming week, date not yet
having been set.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Pov;v,l Services.

Revival services are being continued
in the Trinity Methodist Episcopal
church. Rev. G. A. Luttrell Will be
assisted each night this week by visit
ing ministers.
Services last night were conducted
bv Rev G. E. Williams, Of Falls
Chrrcb while the Rev. Mr.. Luttrell
occupied Mr.. Williams pulpit.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Fire in Theatre.

Nashville, Tenn, Oct. 26.-Fire in
the Vendome Theatre, here today
started a panic in the apartments
above, but fircmen quieted the people
in the flats and rescued ali unkutt.
The fire was confined to the theatre.
The damage was small.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Died From Her Injuries.

Jane Morton, an aged woman, was
terribly burned by her clothing tax
ing fire from the kitchen stove at her
home in the southwestern section OF
the city, several days ago. She died
Saturday night at the Alexandria
HOSPITAL from her injuries.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
POLICE COURT
(Justice II. B. Cation, Presiding.)

The following cases were disposed
of this morning:
Daniel Harris, colored, charged
with disorderly conduct was dismiss
ed.
Joe King, colored, charged with car
rying concealed weapons, was fined
$4,000.
Cooney Hansborough. charged with
vagrancy, was given two hours in
which to leave for Culpepes.
Fannie Kimball, charged with as
saulting Katharine Bright, was dis
missed, complainants failing to ap-
pear.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Roosevelt Out.

Oyster Bay, N. Y, Oct. 2S.-For
the second time since his return from
Chicago, Colonel Roosevelt today ven
tured out doors. He found, that
while he is gaining strength, ne IS
far weaker than he had expected,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
DIED.

Died-At the Alexandria Hospital,
on Sunday, October 27, at g a. NJ,
Mrs. Sarah A, wife of James K. Reel
The funeral services will take place
from her residence, Co; cameron ST,
Wednesday, October S0th, at 3 p. m
Friends and relatives invited to at
tend.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

HARPS O N MENACE.
President Repeats Worn-Out Falla-
cies of Republican Party Bringing
About Prosperity.

Washington, Oct. 2s.--Just as
though he enjoyed being back on the
job again, President Taft today pun
ged into a mass of accumulated bus:-
ness and tried to forget his two
months vacation at Beverly and the
Myopia golf links. The Executive
signallized the last week of his re-
election campaign by issuing a sharp
attack on the Democratic party for
making an issue of tariff for revenue
only. Wilson's success, he declared,
would be just as great menace to
American posperity as was Clev2-
lands election in 1892, when "capital
and industry took alarm, enterprise
became paralyzed and business disor-
ganized.
"Our Democratic friends profess 70
discover cause for amusement the al
legged claims of Republicans of credit
for this years abundan. crop ''the
President continued" The credit
that Republicans claim with the ex-
perience of so years to sustain it is
that the Republican policy of protec-
ton for America industry maintains
the best market in the world-the
home market-for THE farmer to sell
his crops in, while foreign markets
have been invaded and gained for
both farmer and manufacturer to &
degree never even distantly approached
under Democratic administration y
The President says that Democratic
policy now is jast The same as it was
in 1892 and that he would not suspect
them of any attempt not to live up to
their places as regards tariff revision.
He says the Democrats propose to e
peal the Payne tariff law with a con-
sequent disturbance to "properouS
business"
"The choice for the voter is not oh
scurc," he says, "on the contrary, it
is as plain and clear an issue as ever
was presented in our political history,
it is between actual assured prosper
ity, active Industries, good wages, a
fourishing home market, and rapidly
growing farm trade, on the one hand,
and the depresson of business, parafy-
sis of industry, loss Of employment
for wage earners and general demor-
alization of trade at home and abroad,
on the other hard. The American
people have more than once surprised
those who thought the people were
being successfully fooled and l be-
lieve that a similar surprise awaits
our opponents on the coming fifth CT
November"
The President put in busy day.
Scores of officials and friends came to
greet him and talk over things. From
now until election the President en-
poets to issue occasional campaign
statements. 1t was indicated today
that he would make his appeal for
votes, in these statements particularly
on the prosperity issue.
It was noted today that the paint
ing of Colonel Roosevelt still hung IN
conspicuous place on the wall of the
Presidents private Offices, just whe~e
Fhe might see it every time he looked
up.
The Executive was anxious today to
clean UP the more pressing business,
because he plans to make several il
tie flying trips during the week. To-
morrow at noon he leaves for New
York to attend the launching of the
battleship New York.
VIII Make Two Speeches.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

A six legged calf was aboard the
steamer Three Rivers of the Balti-
more line, which reached here this
morning. The animal was placed
aboard the steamer at Kinsale and
will be taken to the Laurel, Md,
fair for exhibition.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

Bishop D. J. O'Connell, of Richmond.
will confirm a large CLASS at ST.
Mary's Church Sunday November 81.
included in the laws will be children
and adults.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

A bazaar at the Young Mems So
dality Lyceum Hall, under the aus
pices of the Holy Name Society Of
st. Mary's Catholic Church, will be
continued each night this week.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

The schooner Maggie Marsh, from
the lower river with lumber to Alex
andria dealers, has arrived.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
Married.

Monroe NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 2s, 1872,
at / D. m, John Wallace Monroe and
Celeste Gertrude Milburn.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28
LOCAL BREVITIES.

The regular meeting of the Alexan-
dria Lodge of Elks VIII be held to-
night at o'clock.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

Mary Frances Eveien-Ryan has sold
to Anthoney Brenner a frame house
and lot on the north side of Oronoco
street, between Columbus and Alfred.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-28

Norfolk Oysters fried at KammeFs
Cafe. -.-s....::
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
Domestic Dialogues.
BY Alma Woodward

shins Co. tThc New York World.
Mrs. q. risIng !ndignantly)-IIow
dare YOU? eat with him at lunch.
Willie begins 20 lose hs sppe'ite)
Mr. G.--And you've seen him do that
before and haven't corrected him?
Mrs. G. 0ndulgently)-Iic likes 10
pretend rs IN applc-hc doesn't like
potatoes.
Mr.. G.-Sec? There you go again,
What right has a child got 10 IKE or
dislike certain foods? lie should he
brought up to eat everything that's
put before him. That's the way was
brought up. Yes, sir!
Willie Csweetly)-An' yuh got a punk
stomach now, amt yuh, ra7
Mr. G. at white heaU--William. leave
the table,
Mrs, Con. Papa! we're going to
have apple pie and Willie loves I. So
Mr.. q. ignoring the plea)-William,
leave the table!
tFre minute. later Mn Green ,nugsles Willie
piece Of pie)
Willie Whispering Say. Ma. dldn' Pa
say u YOU tor him wuz bad during
the day he'd make me eat dinner IN the
kitchen?
Mrs. @. Csadly)-kes. dear; he did.
Willie-Say. Ma, do me a favor? Tell
Pa bin a regular devil every nigh,
when he comes home. will yuh. Ma?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07

tNillir /. r,ulrntly al otbng soup. Mr. Grr-u
pNts down hsfsicon sad glaresl
lHV1Tu r. q. 0oudly)--Stop making
kvW that noise
In AN Mrs. G. (mildly)--Who'
Mr.. @. - william. Great
guns. can't you even hear
him? No wonder you don't teach that
child t. eat properly,
While Griumphantly)--I amt eatin'.
"a. I'm dilnkin'!
NJ G. Cras'lbly)-Don't you dare TO
correct ne. young mani
Mrs. q. ,softly)-But you ARE cup
posed to drink soup, aren'; you, Henry?
Mr. c. Urapped)-I don't give IA
snap of my fingers what you're SUP
POSED 10 do.
Mrs c. (luIetly)-Whats provoked
you. Henry? never knew you to be
90 particular before.
Mr.. G.--Plrticuar. madam? Well. let
re tell YOU that SOME ONE S got to
take hand In the training OF this
child, DO you think Ia take him out
10 dinner anywhere7 No, sir! ia be
mortified to death to have any OF MY
friends see him eat. He eats like a
like a
Mrs. q. dntcrrupting)-IAke q small
boy who's hungry.
During tho discussion the maid rmoves me
s0rip aud hrinrs on the next course, Mr.. ''recn
rar,,s ,irously. Mrs. Green cuts Willies meat >
Mr.. G.-Why arc you cutting his
meat? He's big enough to cut his own
meat. What do you want 10 do' Max"
a REGULAR mollycodd'c out OF him?
Mrs q. (resentfully)- j. can't cut I
small enough. He's getting his second
teeth and It hurts him 10 chew.
mir. Green spluttsrs and books feociou', while
begins TO eat nervousy.l
Mrs. @. (gently)-Don't put SO much
butter on such a little piece OF potato,
Willie dear,
Mr.. q. (qulchy)-Why not why
shouldn't he eat all the butter he
wants?
Mrs. G.-Because good butter Is very
expensive Just now and have trouble
enough as It Is TO make my table al
! lowance do.
Mr.. G. without moments hes!ta-
ton)-Well. then we'll economic on
! something else. We won't go TO the
theatre any more! Butter Is good for
the child. He ought to eat It. | don't
complain OF WHAT he eats--it's ths
' WAY he eats Il! Look at him Look
at him. biting, actually BITING
pieces off OF that potato he's got on his
fork! Now. whom did he ever see dc
that? Who eats with him a, lunch
when I'm not hsrs1
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07

thing O. THE Nov fosh World.
But there's never the Least Particle OF
Fun In II.
Another Perfectly Good Time to Be-
como Reflective 10 when We can't Just
Remember some OF the Things we said
tho Night Before
Some OF us Keep little Wet Blanket
called ''Sels-Doubt" which We are For
ever throwing over opportunity.
To be Discouraged is a Renee liable
Misfortune, but to Discourage Others
10 Crime!
Mans Mental Palate TO he Described By
tho Women Folk as "ChawminE" he's
Slipping!
We've never yet Met Up With a Man
with u Deep Dlmplo In his chin who
didn't Despise Il and Decline to Act 70
to Il.
The Time 10 Let OW another LiHh
IS mhen you're Working Oucytimc
rDing 10 COnrincc Yourself mat
you're Doing your nest
The Prize that's Easily Captured
wears It's Excelsior" INSIDE!
lf YOU MUST use the Llneligh', save
It for your Triumphs and Keep your
Troubles Dark!
The Boss frankly Acknowledge that
he's About Through with tho Employee
who Permits himself to DO Put on the
Defensive.
Attributlng Il 10 "IIcredlty" Seeds
Clutches more than any Excuse sc
know OF
Yesterday we Met tho Chronic Ounce
at tho Little Old Red schoolhouse that
We Attended-and he was On HIS way
to spend tho Winter on tho Nile
The Only Cure for Bumptiousne's Is
Bumps.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
The Poor Trout.

A WE'LL. KNOWN Irish AnRer-nstlralist IS In
"a trouble lie 10 an authority an trout.
trout Fl hing. Iout diseases. and all things
"ttouty." The other day somebody sent him as
fin. brown trout as re had ever seen.
II was duly admired cooked. eaten and voted
very good.
But the naturalist !, upse, somewhat cone@n-
ing . letter he has recently received from the
man who sent him the fsh. The letter reads as
follows
Dear SRI sent you few days ago large
brown trout will you kindly ohlige by having same
examined and analyzed and Jet me know as soon
as possible what 1t died fromt"-Sporting Times.
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Amenities.

~ -oBERr HENRI. the artist ". talking at
X a dinner in New York about the over
~ finished and binal work Of painting OF me
'.s-. a.aton. the English Bougtrcau. met
y,t,rer," sail Mr.. Hear. "one day In ficcadilS.
fAe! ty, men saurtered though the Burlington
Arsde talking ar. -.
.'pu, lny dfar whistler sald Leighton. you
,..,, volrr work 70 rough 80 sketchyl My dear
sWhstlrr, why do you never fnishf
-whi,tler screwed Lis glass into his eve and
'"'uy dear Leighton no sii why do you
~e, beZni' Was -iugton Star.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
9zNA POCKET c. =,
(Z@9W@G@@gIDOzM

SUNG w. Niho NV iTh Wofhl.
water IN a river than In the oceanD-
The specific gravity OF salt water Is
greater than that OF fresh. Thus the
vessels huh does not sink so deeply
into II. For Ike reason, II Is easier for
a swimmer to keep ahoat In salt water
than in fresh.
3sS HIow much more would a man
weigh on the sun than on the earthO-
\ man Weighing 2l7 pounds on earth
would weigh more than three tons
were he on the sun, for the force OF
gravity on the suns surface Is twenty
eight times greater than the gravity on
the earth.
$50 UiOw I'D the word thin Bile" orig
natcO-Thimbles were originally worn
on the thumb. From this and from their
shape they were knpHn as thumb
bells" "Th!mble" IS corruption Of
thumb bell"
80 What causes mistsO-Mlsts are
caused by currents OF air from the
water that come In contact with colder
land sNrrentA
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07

gins to Believe the liarpies' Doctrine
that Happiness Is WHO the Wlsp
he's Through.
The Most Paid Word IL PERHAPS"
and the Meanest is Maybe"
Postponing the Problem Is only Roll
ing the Misery out a Little Thinner.
Fighting with your Back to the
Wall" IL a Sonorous Sounding Phrase
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07

"Theres nothing the matter with
me-" said the Average Girl. In surprise.
What made you think there was?'
why. naturally thought from
your kimono and your hair that you did
not feel to dress"
The On, laughed. rs that all? I
scarcely ever dress until lunch time
unless / m going somewhere"
You don't mean to tell me that you
have the NERVE TO go down TO break
fast In that get-up?'
The Girl nodded.
Job couldn't have been In 1t for pa
thence with your family" remarked the
Woman with disapproval In her glance.
II verify believe that my husband would
get = divorce q should be rash enough
to pour his coffee any morning, dressed
like that"
Don't you ever wear q kmono""
Not unless I'm feeling TOO Ill to
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
AS Soon as Possible.

nNDDY DOLhS bought watch from the lo';l
. - i,Kfytr With GUARANTEES 70 kecp Il 10
~ 0rirr for Twelve months. according 10 = Lon
-.ash exchange ADoI. SIX months hi,tr fAdIy
.tbot Il hacE boc1use q hal s.o9Gel
i~|.y'rl seem 70 have had an s'ddent VITA H.
- small one, sur enough. dr. About two
Months ago was feeding The pig and It fsl into
the trough, 49,.
'"sere your honor ! brought II as son a.
NeouIf we only kilei this pig yesterday
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07


S9I-Why does sprinkling make
streets coOlerf
Sewing are hco plumb lines
nrrPr absolutely pdrdlicP
Jg3-Why do clouds sink earth
card IN rdinB ueofhcrf
s9i-Why docs sugar men sooner
IN hot wdter than in cod udlcrP
39J-Why are natural eaters
nerer Wholly puref
-HESE questions will be answered
"Wednesday. Here are replies to
fridays:
3S whats the difference between an
atom and a molecule?l-The smallcs:
particle OF matter Is called "mole-
cute" when this mo,cculc Is divided
its substance is changed into clemens
which compose 1t. These are called
atoms"
~ (why does q vessel draw more
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07

M
ishevele
heard" Girl demurey that
hearts, hrou stomach
may be
him attentive h'
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07

our idea OF the
Height OF Hopeful
ness Is to Sit SIN
and Expect Sue
cess to be Solicit
Gus about us!
Trouble can't
Brand his Trade.
mark on the Man
nho Shnns Temp
fdtion,
When n Man In
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
Copyright. 1917. y q. r. PutssuS soss.)
SYNOPSIS or pansEpiNa CHAPTERS.

sYNorslS or PRpCEDfNO CHAPTERs.
tncn Amy during ui,e c,v,l varJ Io,sa ,ivrtrsds
tlnghsn, a southern girl. Gertrpte's becthst
hob Me.', chuuil - Ia the Coniedceus Army
.Icrll. Hobs former guardian, 70 . Cntor,
cfn.Nr Win Z. t,'ea,i, matnei . young ard
his dis~iluis by . fornsr msriaGs, tlst,
uo'ler another name. has sincs snl,stsl,. Vest,
TO a'enc an insult to young Mn. Havcrll, fishta
duel with Edward Thornton, Q CcNfsissats
sscr-, sr,ice man, INs avti var b q its
hririt. the chtf intsrcst c~nterns around The
shenandoah vsey and the south's effJrts 10
hnld the valley AgaLnN che Union forcss.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
A CINCH.

Tommy's Mamma WY arcu't Hou a
good little boy like WHILE BJones?'
Tommy-IIuh' Irs easy enough for
him to be good, He's sick most OF the
umA"-J udge'S Library.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
Naughty!

.xNVTHAT Is the matter. dcars'ti" asked the
w mother Of . small girl who had been
discovered cryiny In the hail.
"Someflng swfals hsppened. in1'her,"
We'll. what Is II. sweetheart
MY d'dollbaby got AWAY from me and brokei
plsts.ia the psatly."-LiYpinsoli'a
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
Z on Can Be Your
Own Beauty Doctor
aptNa
BY Anare dupont

Dppr Cop by rps The N ok
u, in the o
n a
can
ssect
2 well"
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a. lock n
hal fer doe. II max
OF
the nj O
OF
to
o u hem n vatc VINO o'dc
10 -" yo Missy"
m husband. said rt, proudly
well.
holding
TIE thoughtful
the
a o / I
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CHAPTER VII.
CONTINUED,
In the V0lleu.

UARLY In January. is@. Capt,
Ellinghsm wrote 10 his sister
In Richmond: I'VE have only
conjecture a. to our destina.
finn Dan IacL snn kasna hls
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
Cheer Up, CuthbeIt!
BY Clarence L. Cu.en.

Copyright. 1919. By TAs Press Pub
I IABlT never is SO Happy as when
n Relegating its Victims to the
4 Rear!
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07

PUCK up. Polly, Tomorrow Is
|. Ssrother day" quoted her friend. cheer
I Ivy. Lots OF girls and married women
tao. Tor that matter. are just rs care
(lsss, simply because they do not stop
10 think, II is sometimes n little hard
for busy woman with two or three
}, ohiidrcu to keep herself nice looking
when perhaps the raid OF all work has
taken herself off. and the baker forge,s
TO- to deliver the rolls for breakfast, and
sAs is sure tho eggs are stale and
,F Jchrny is bowling because he cut his
q. finger with his fathers razor and the
- baby Is crying, principally because he
'*tfjVcr lets a good opportunity 80 by ami
everything Is top7y turvy.
nut oven in such an awful state of
affairs as this 1t wont take ten minutes
more to brush the hair properly AMI
put on neat house dress than 1t VIII to
Z slop around in frowsy kimono And
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-07
Copyright. 1912. BY tn,
WILLIE EATS!

Scene: TIL. dining room.
Nillir y r',uleutly ali orblnz soup. Mr. Gre
p1is down hAssicon hGd gares