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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18

out OF that saddle and twist your
neck!" said Darlington holly. Muir
rell's face underwent swift change.
You're a bold fellow to force your
way into lovers quarrel" he said
quietly. Carrington's arm dropped at
his side. Perhaps. after all. it was
that.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
Fish Story.

Knicker-A month ago l told lie
on the water
Bocker-WelI?
Knicker-I cut open the fish I
caught to day and found he had swal-
lowed 1t.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
They Draw Interest.

"A kiss" he said after Just having
had one, SIS the most precious thing.
and yet women give them away"
"You are mistaken" she said. I'VE
never give them away, we merely in
vest them."-Fun.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
IN CRITICAL CONDITION.

Spokane, Wash, Woman Endures Ter
ribIe Suffering.
Mrs. ]. A. Schoonmaker, 127 8. Pine
St.. Spokane. Wash, says: Il grew
80 weak could scarcely do my house
work and was often confined to bed.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
In the Spring.

In the spring a young mans fancy lightly
turns from thoughts of love,
For he secs the costly bonnets and knows
what they're fashioned Of,
And he knows about their prices, SO he
murmurs in despair
That he must wait to get married till the
women's heads go bare.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
Couldn't Tame Her.

Attendant-The lion tanner has been
injured, and cannot perform tonight.
Museum Manager-What happened
to him?
Attendant-He tried to discharge
his cook this morning.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
One Good ThIno.

There is one good thing about this
classical music" remarked Mr.. Med
dergrass. you can start or stop
anywhere you want to without spoil
ing tho sense of the piece"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18

The young man who tells a girl
during leap year that he could listen
to her voice all the rest Of his days
takes desperate chances
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
Let Them Go On

Let Them Go On Training.
The woman who thinks she has the
best husband In the world probably
doesn't know any better.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18

Coated tongue, vertigo, constipation ara
all relieved by Garfield Tea.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18

The hot air treatment for financial
Ills Is seldom q curative.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
To Rsetore the AIR.

Mrs. Tggins-Wot' this ere Air
Restorer they advertise 20 much?
Mrs. TeIlem-Why, it must be
something to revive drowned people.
A<A--d1a<1~
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-05-18
NOT THE COFFEE.

Mrs. Feedem Ito new boarder)-
You cannot find any grounds to COM
plain against this coffee
New Boarder-No. ma'am. I was
complaining about the grounds.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-03-23


Secretary Macveaef u dinner n
Washington. was ursins tie need O.
scientific znanclaI lnws Buf let -
make these laws sclsnfizcaIy. 10
said We must Vet n light il -
work In the dark. yen know. Ne win
90 wrong ike young Cornelius Husk.
Cornelius was called one winter morn
ing before swn. and told 70 30 and
harness the mule. The lad Was too
lazy to Hight lantern. and IN the
dark he didn't notice that one ct the
cows was in the stable with the mule
As he tried 70 harness the COW his
father. impatient at the long delay.
shouted from the house; 'Corneys Cor
neys What ye doin's' I can't get the
collar over he mules hsad. the boy
replied. His ears are frozen.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-03-23
DIET AND HEALTH
HINTS
~ d. T. J. ALIEN
Feed Sp~clalast
EXCLUSIVE FRUIT DIET
WON'T DO.

Many writer's on food hold
that Il Is possible to live en-
fruits alone and this conclusion
has become more plausible
since the reduction in standard
tables Of the percentage Of a.
eunaen required in the ration.
Experiments made with an ape.
the animal whose nutrition 10
nearest to mans. now seem 20
Indicate that the fruitarian the
orists' conclusions are incor~
rect-unless fruit be Understood
to Include nuts The monkey
pinned after q time when Il was
confined to fruits exclusively,
but revived when q small
amount Of animal food was add
! ed. Il is now well established
that the average dietary con-
talns too much protein [ con-
tanned largely IN meat, eggs,
fish and eheese), but II Is not
advisable to live on fruits
alone, although II is well estab-
lished that the highest class Of
mental and physical work can
be done on fruits with nuts and
cereals, although such a diet Is
improved by the addition of but
termilk or cottage cheese.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-03-23

lmEors<nS Ocean ~C-oa."
When the herring season is at i'm
height about 5000 miles Of net are
set nightly IL the North sea
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-03-23
Nature Anticipates Art.
BY LIZ. T. J. ALLEN
Food Specialist

Nature ANTICIPATES Art.
The remains Of that mastodon,"
said the scientist in the museum,
Were found buried in an iceberg"
HIN, responded the man from Chi
cago, that cold storage idea isn't so
new after all :"
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-03-23
Loves Results.

Loves Results.
Love is the sort Of thins that makes
men do the most desperate things
cut their throats and shoot them
selves, and even break out into poe
tryt-Tom Gallon
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
Maui Eack.

Among the numerous natural Gu.
riosities of West Virginia is one in
Lincoln county called the Maui rock
because of its similarity to maui
The base of the rock is about a
thousand feet above sea level and is
made up Of large powders. says an
exchange. The stem of the rock Is
twenty feet high and will average
about seven feet in diameter The
cap. or maui part. is about six feet
thick and is thirty eight feet In cir.
conference. The stem is of a sofi
formation and is fast crumbling away
since the timber has died that was a
great protection from the force of
strong winds. BY mounting the rock
by means OF a ladder TINT is kept
there Il magnificent view of the West
Virginia hills can be obtained Chris.
tan Science Monitor.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
Love Letters Of a Husband.

Dear Jane Arrived here with morn,
ing O X. It's poor looking town. but
business is good. I'll write more next
time Your loving husband, John"
Dear Jane--Got here last night. Train
was three hours late. No news. hut
business Is good Longer letter next
time. Yours as ever John" Dear
Jane Sorry to hear you weren't feel
ing well, Hope you are better by now.
Getting good many orders here No
news but more next time. Lovingly.
john" Dear Jaue--.lust to let you
know FIN all right, though the rheu
matism has been bothering me again
Got here this morning and have done
a lot of business already. Nothing to
write. but III do better next time
With love John. - London Mall.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
A an,,l,rn krnlicant.


When mercy Ais. Caderette required
a letter OF ...troduction to the beneyo-
lent association Jules Duport, proud
Of his ability to express himself in
English. o3ligingly helped her out.
Imagine the bewi!derment OF the Sec
rotary when large. robust lady IN
search of work presented what well
meaning Jules had written:
This is Miss Caderette that in
duce wherewith to everybody. This
lady has been sick for long time and
Is still in bed. she has five children,
MI little and partly dead. and is in
very poor condition. as she have no
money. Her husband went away two
years ago and has not never been
heard of since. This man has rheu.
matism. is Il cripple and cannot help
herself. This lady is his brothers
Girl. Help her and she will he very
comfortable.
As the sick ahed lady could speak
no English. she was unable to explain
why she looked 50 well. but the secre-
tary made her 'verg comfortable
with steady employment in a laundry.
Youth Companion.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27

APPLICATION NO. 1868 NOTICE
of Application fer Permission to
Appropriate the Public Waters of
the State of Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that on the
23rd day of November, 1911, in ac-
cordance with Section %, Chapter
XXI, of the Statutes of 1909, one
Charles Eaton, of Atlanta, County
of Lincoln and State of Nevada,
made application to the State En-
gineer of Nevada for permission to
appropriate the public waters of
the State of Nevada. Such appropri-
alton is to be made from Springs
situated in Silver Park Gulch, Mag.
s. II deg. 80 min W., 1900 it. from
U. S. Min. Mon. No. /, Silver Park
Mining District, Lincoln County Ne
yada, at points at the springs on I'M
surveyed land in T. N. R. 63 E.,
M. D. B. C NJ, at S. II deg. 80
min. w. 1890 it. from U. S. Min.
Mon. No. l, Silver Park Mining Dis
trict, Lincoln County, Nevada. by
means of ditch and -4cubic feet
per second is to be conveyed to
points 1900 feet due south of Min
eral Monument No. /, of Silver Park
Mining Dist, by means of a ditch
and there used for mining, milling
and domestic purposes. Water to
be returned to stream at a point
about 264O TT. below springs, from
point of diversion, on unsurveyed
land in T. s, N. R. IS E., NJ. d. B.
e M, at II deg. 80 min. w. 1890
It, from U. S. Min. Mon. No. /. Sill
yer Park Mining District.
Signed: W. M. KEARNEY.
State Engineer.
Date OF first pub. 1-6; last 2-3, ~.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
A Ouibbler


"These people obey the letter, per
haps. but they don't obey the spirit
Of the law" The speaker was dis.
cussing certain troublesome and willy
transgressors. He continued: And
they don't even interpret the letter
of the law correctly. They and their
attorneys bubble like the young man
In Pike county.
"a young man and his girl were
strolling in Pike county meadow
when bull dashed upon them.
"'Stay here and protect my retreat
cried the girl. You know, Reggie,
you've often said you'd face death for
nny sake
But Reggie. who had already
sprinted fifty yards, called back over
his shoulder:
"'Do you call that bull deadT"-
New York Press.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27

last week. Jennie will be remem-
bered by many Piocheites as a
nurse in DR.. Stockham's hospital in
1903.
jim Fitzpatrick returned from the
city of Salt Lake Wednesday even
ing.
Miss Lena Johnson and several Pr
oche friends, came down from Pi-
oche on the "speeder" Thursday.
Several homeseekers from st. Pau
were in town on the gath inst, en-
route TO the southern part OF the
county.
Alex. Lloyds friends here were
delighted to hear of his winning the
state wrestling championship of Utah
last week.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
An Eve For Lines.

'The last time was here | saw tina.
same woman" said the man who was
waiting for his eyeglasses to be ad-
iustcd. The optieinn looked across the
room to n little woman III faded black.
Eyes" he said, and if You should
be here three months from today you
wculd see her again. She comes every
three months She is palmist. No
body gives closer attention to the eye+
than the professional palmist. Most
of them wear glasses. and they visit an
opticiln regularly. With every chang
IN their eyes heir glasses are changed
They have to do that to keep track
OF all the fine lines in their clients
hands.
They have keen eyes themselves
those persons who patronize palnllsts
and are apt to pick cut any number
CT little struggling lines and ask what
;ney meiai If the pnlmist can't see
the lines herself she is likely to ge
into trouble - New York Times.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
DEEPEST SLEEP.
I Always Occurs During the First
Hour O. Slunber

Il Always Occurs During the First
Hour o' Slumber.
Yes" said the doctor. "sleep is
,ery puzrling mystery. Nobody knows
what the cause OF it Is. but we do
know thai i, is always accompanied
~ Armenia of the brain. In Other
words, when you sleep the blood
trains away from the head to the
limbs. IF you fell asleep on bal
lnced bed. the moment you dropped
IF the foot Of the bed would begin to
sink. ana he deeper the sleep the
greater the slant.
"'rhat is why hot bath tends to
'leepiuess. 1t brings the blood TO the
skin and SO lessons the supply in the
brain. Curiousiy enough. grea, cold
has the same effect and for the same
reason You know how cold sweiis
md reddens the hands.
Recent experiments have shown
oneusively huw--raie and bloodess
the brain grows in sleep. How?
Well. piece of bone has been remov
ed from the skull of puppy and a
watchglass inserted instead. The mo
nent the puppy under observation
wakes its brain nj onre grows pink
again No: the puppy doesn't seem 10
mind it.
Experiments made by dropping
heavy balls have shown that sleep is
always at its deepest in the first honr
After that unronSs iousness gets SHAH
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
WASHING THE DISHES.
Suggestions to His Brothers by the
Club Woman's Husband.

Suggestions to His Brothers by the
Club Woman's Husband.
Tonight / want to offer my brother
husbandettes a valuable HUT about
dishwashing.
When you do the dishes don't set
the dispan in the bottom of the sink.
as most men do. Sinks may be the
right height for women. but they are
too low for men.
For months | suffered from crick In
the back. aching shoulders, stiff mech
md abdominal cramps. consulted
cur family physician without obtain
Ing relief.
At last. quite by accident, | lit on
the cause of my trouble. 4 pile Of
si1illets and saucepans had been left
In the sink, and ! put the dishpan Oh
them. Then | was not obliged to
bend over so far as usual. and that
day had hardly any lumbago pains
at all.
Since then have rested the dshpan
on couple of bricks placed in the
bottom of the sink. ana wash the
dishes standing almost erect. The
roses nre coming back into my cheeks.
and our whole home is brighter as II
result of my lucky discovery.
am sure that my men readers viii
be saved many miserable hours If they
will follnw my suggestion. The bricks
may be used between times as doGr
shoppers. foot warmers or nutcrackers
Tomorrow evening | will tell YOU
what know about washing granite
ware. Newark News.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
Dated December 1st, 1911.

NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO APP
propriate the Public Waters of the
State of Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that on
the first day of December, 1911, in
accordance with Section 25. CHAPTER
xxx, of the Statutes of 1909. one
M. l.. Lee, of Phoebe, County of Lin.
coin, and State of Nevada, made an
ptcation to the State Engineer of
Nevada for permission to appropri-
ate the public waters Of the State
OK Nevada. Such appropriation is to
be MADE from Meadow Spring, at
points situate on unsurveyed land
at Mag. s. 80 deg. 0 min. E., 81
800 1T. from U. s. M. Nj. No. l.,
Silver Park Mining District, Lin
coin Co., Nevada, by means of ditch
es and one cubic feet per second
is to be conveyed to points Of
use on unsurveyed lands. by means
of bitches and fumes and there u.s.
ed for irrigation. Water not to be
returned to stream.
Signed w. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
IN THE FOURTH JUDICIAL DIS

IN THE FOURTH JUDICIAL DIS
trict Court of the State of Nevada
in and for the County of Lincoln.
In the Matter of the Estate of
David Borland, Deceased. Notice to
Creditors.
Notice is hereby given, that, on the
18th day of November, A. ID. 1911,
the Undersigned, Chas. A. Thompson,
was duly appointed by said Court
as administrator of the estate Of
David Borland, deceased, and that,
on the 2Sth day of November, A. d..
1911, he duly qualified In said Court
as such administrator.
All persons having claims against
the said estate are required to file
the same, with proper vouchers and
statutory affidayits attached, with
the Clerk of said Court within three
months from the date of the first
publication of this notice.
CHAS. A. THOMPSON,
Administrator of the Estate of
David Borland, Deceased.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27

NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO Az
propriate the Public Waters of the
State OF Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that on
the first day of December, 1911, in
accordance with Section rs, Chapter
XXI, of the Statutes of 1909, one
NJ. L. Lee, of Phoebe, County of Lin
coin, and State Of Nevada, made ap-
plication to the State Engineer OF
Nevada for permission to appropri-
ate the public waters of the State
Of Nevada. Such appropriation is to
be made from Bailey Spring, at
at Magpoints situate on unsuryeyed
land at Mag. S. 20 deg. 80 min. e.
l3, 800 it. from U. S. NJ. M. No. l,
Silver Park Mining District, Lin
coin Co.. Nevada, by means OF ditch
es and one cubic feet per second is
to be conveyed to points of use on
unsurveyed lands. by means of ditch
es and fumes and there used for
irritation. Water not to be returned
to stream.
Signed w. NJ KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
Why Rubber Tires Grow Hot.

When an automobile is running at
nigh speed the rubber tires are rapidly
warmed, and the heat sometimes be.
comes very great, with resultant in
Jury to the rubber The cause of this
accumulation of heat in the tire is
ascribed to the kncading of the rubber
be radlated away. For this reason
manufacturers have found it TO be an
advantage to have metal parts in the
tread. such as the ends of rivets, in
contact with the tire because the metal
being Il good radiator. helps to carry
off the heat of the outer air.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
An Artists Trials.

Brownly- Dauber certainly has his
own troubles
Pinder-- Why. thought he was do.
ing splendidly.
Brownly-H He was until be painted
that last landscape. He painted the
sun in too natural
Pinder-- How could that be?
Brownly Well. 1t dries up the water
In the pond SO fast that he has 10
paint in new water every two or three
days.-New York Times
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27

an November, 1879. writes Marie
,3ushkirtsey. the great day of the
oPera. was nervous all day ! wore a
White muslin june unle twhateyer that
nay hel with Il wide frill at the bot
tom; corsage Marie Stuart and couture
in harmony with the gown. \ very
beautiful affair Every ore admired
Ile About the middle of the perform.
ance the feeling swept over me thAt /
was beautiful to distraction. At the
close | make my way out between tw"
lines of gentlemen who stare them
selves blind, and their verdict is not
an unfavornble one. One feels that
Coming home, Locked at myself in I h
glass, was like i queen. like par
trait that had stepred out Of itS frame
What Il misfortune It is that instead
OF these pen scratches ! cannot draw
my portrait as | was thep-my mar
velous complexion, my golden hair
my eyes black like the night, my
mouth, my fgurer'
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
HIGHLAND CENTRAL
MINING

HIGHLAND CENTRAL MINING
Company. Principal place of bus
mess Sat- Lake City, Utah. Mines
1t Phoebe, Nevada.
NOTICE. There are delinquent up
on the fol!woing described stock on
account of Assessment No. /, lev
led on the 18th day Of December,
1911, the special amounts set OPP
posite the names of the respective
shareholders as follows:
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
A camnosar,s Dream.

The Devils Sonata" was written by
Tartinl, Italian musician. under the in
spiration of a dream. in which the arch
fiend challenged him to trial of skill.
Entranced by the wonderful perform
ance OF his visitor. the dreamer upon
awakening seized his violin and pro-
duced from his general impressions
this celebrated composition.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

IN THE FOURTH JUDICIAL DIS.
trlct Court of the State of Ne.
Vada, In and for Lincoln County.
In the Matter of the Estate Of
Sarah Lee, Deceased.
Notice is hereby. iven that the I'M.
uerslgned was on the 10th day of
November, A. d. 1911, duly appoint.
"a and qualified, by the above en-.
titled Court as Administrator OF
the estate of Sarah Lee, late of
SAID County. deceased. All cred.
itors having claims against said
estate are required to file the same
with proper vouchers and statutary
aIridavits attached. with the Clerk
oI said court within three months
from the date of the first publication
OF this notice.
A. V. LEE,
Administrator
Dated December 1st, 1911.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
The Virtue Of Vanity.

WHAT a hideous place to live in this
world would be If women took it upon
themselves to be too superior for the
use OF the powder puff!London Ma
dame.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
rhouuht RAadinn

can see You apart for a moment"
You mean alone, don't you?"
Exactly; want the loan Of a fiyer."
London Bysta
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
When China Was Good.

During the reigns of Yao and Chun
In 220O b. G. virtue pervaded China
and crime was unknown. while pros
perity abounded.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27
In Plain Words.

Father Ito his daughter whom he
sees Whispering To her mother, Elsie.
how often have told You not to do
that? Speak out If you want anything.
Elsie Wen. father. wanted to know
why the woman near me has such a
red nose. = Fllegende Batter.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-01-27

He who Is most slow In making n
promise Is the most faithful In its per
formance.-Rouss