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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-09-10

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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
CONCERT TONIGHT.
X. and L. of S. Band at Chesney Park
With Good Program.

he following program will be given by
the knights and Ladies of Security band
at Chesney park tonight:
of OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Waltz-A Dream ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. Powell
Fantasia-On Old Folks at Home Daily
Variations for Clarionet Baritone,
Cornet, Trombone and Tuba.
Serenade-La Paloma ........... Yradier
Two-step-Ragged Ike .............. McFau
PART H.
Cornet solo-Let All Obey. Leach
Baritone solo-Alice, Where Art
1nou? ---...-...-.. .-.....-........... AScher
w altzes-Josefina. .............. Rosas
Patrol-The Blue and the Gray. Daily
Two-step-Oh, You Beautiful Doll
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
LOST THE CHANCE.
Topeka Failed to Provide Place for
BalIoOnists.

The best opportunity Topeka has
had for many years to receive world
wide advertising was lost when the
business men failed to find a starting
point for the balloon Topeka IT. and
when the city commissioners refused
to allow the ascensions at the grounds
in West1awn park. The entries have
closed for the big national elimination
race at Kansas City, and Topeka-one
of the leaders in aerial activity-is
out of it.
All because there was no place Of
fered by the city to make ascensions
and qualify an aide for Pilot Jacobs.
The Western Aero association of this
city owns a balloon and all the equip
ment But no starting place with gas
could be offered them by the city.
The three teams winning in the
Kansas City race will go to Germany
to enter the international fight. With
the experience of Pilot Jacobs of To-
peka there is no reason to believe that
Topeka would be eliminated from the
international races. In this race the
city would be given world wide press
advertising.
Inactivity among the persons who
believe in Topeka lost the opportunity.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
CAGE PARK zoo
Charlie Wolff Promises to Give
Cinnamon Bear.
Another Shipment of Monkeys
Early in August.

A big cinnamon bear of the best Col
orado variety will be given a home in
the Gage park zoo in a few weeks.
Charles Wolff, Jr., a well known To-
peka packer, is the donor. He has
promised o. E. Walker, head of the zco
promotion committee, to have the beaI
delivered to Topeka as soon as it can
be purchased.
This will be the first bear in Topeka's
growing zoo.
O. E. Walker reports today that the
second shipment of monkeys will be
made from New York the first of Aug
ust. Twenty "Javas' will come in this
consignment. It will give the Gage
zoo tribe of 26 of the chatterers.
Mr.. Walker leaves this evening fol-
a trip throughout the Northwest. He
will keep on the lookout for animals
for the Gage zoo. He has taken it upon
himself to obtain animals from all or
the prominent business men in the city
The city will name each gift after the
donor. A number of rare specimens
are expected before the end of Aug
uSt.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
KIENE FOR SHERIFF.

What's that about Kiene? For Sheriff.
you say?
Well that's the best news that I've heard
of today.
He's the prince of good fellows. the best
If you search the world over, until you
go blind.
He's poet, as clever as Aesop, The
He's a pipe organ concert six days III
He's a banquet of sunbeams, a rainbow
of smiles;
A modern 45eau Brummel, whom nothing
beguiles.
Topekas Lord Chesterfield; still more
polite
Than LaunceIot. England's most popular
He's a hunter, and trapper of skill aad
renown,
To whom Daniel Boone would have offer ed
the crown.
He knows all the rabbit tracks left in the
And follows them gaiIy, wherever they &C.
fled look
That sanctified Amundsen, Peary and
Cook.
their track,
They biplane to Green and never come
back.
When Kiene goes fishing. the sun-nsh
and bass,
Sneak out of the river, and hide IN the
grass.
While the song of the catfish goes ring
ing all day;
Goodbye, Mr. Kiene, we're off to Bonn
bay!'
And when Kiene dimes in the hash-house
at noon,
Where hunger and hamburg are strange
ly in tune.
The State-H contingent, sit round
him and chew
Old soup-bones and sausage from Kali
anna zoo,
While honey-dew stories that ooze from
his lips,
Make the walters contented with four
dollar tips
So, am for Kiene, for Sheriff. you see;
Our own Sum- at-Sen, is the sunbeam
for me;
And when the polls open for ballors
next fall,
Wen make it unanimous women and all.
Henry w. Roby, NJ. d.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
TOPEKA CONCERN
National Voting Machine Co.
and Its New Charter.
Is Said to Be ''the
Cash Register of Politics."

The National Voting Machine com
pany at 706 Jackson street, a charter
for which was recently issued, is strict
ly a Topeka concern. The machine,
which is considered the height of per-
lection by experts who have examined
it, has been perfected in Topeka, ana
patented by resident of this city
More over, the mechanics at the factory
are Topeka men, and the stock is own
ed almost entirely by TOpekans.
The authorized capitalization of the
company is 100000. OF this amount
100000 is common stock and $780,
900 preferred stock. The management
of the new company has employed
James Chappelle of Kansas City, Mo,
former proprietor of the Copeland
hotel to sell the stock.
According to the officials of the COM
pany there will be no promotion"
stock, nor stock given to prominent
men in the state for their influence:
Each purchaser of preferred stock Will
receive a bonus of so per cent In COM
mon stock. Every stockholder in the
company has paid cash for his shares
except the patentee, who was given
stock for his patents.
The company, formerly known as
the Kansas Voting Machine company,
has spent four years standardizing
and perfecting the machine. The con-
Germ will continue to manufacture ma
chimes under the Paynter patent.
1t has been said that the voting ma
chine is the cash register of politics,
the adding machine of elections. 1t Is
predicted that there should be a great
field for the sale CT d perfected ma
chine, such been patented by the
local company. 1t enables the voter to
count his own vote, which makes it
impossible for a careless clerk or
dishonest judge to beat him out of it.
1t is a square deal" in every sense
of the expression
officers of the National Voting Ma
chine company are: President, George
w. Crane; vice president, W. H. Ken
ger; secretary. M. G. Holman; treas
urer and manager, Charles w. Hull:
other directors, Arthur Capper, A. A.
Rodgers, ]. r. Burrow, ]. w. Robin
son and A. o. Rosser.
Following are the stockholders:
DR.. j. G. McClintock, ]. R. Burrow,
H. G. Larimer, Chas. w. Hull, NJ c.
Holman, DR.. S. G. Stewart, D. ]. Hatha-
way, James Reed, Geo. w. Crane, DR..
w. A. Coston, F. p. MacLennan, Arthur
Capper. w. W. Mills, johnson & Beck,
Crosby Bros, H. A. Auerbach. E. Z.
Ames, C. s. Elliott. F. NJ. Bonebrake.
a. A. Rodgers, J. w. Robinson, Robert
Stone. Emahizer & Spielman. w. H.
Kempter, ]. P. Paynter estate, all of
Topeka, and Otis L. Benton, Oberlin,
Kan, H. P. Douglas. Oberlin, Kan, w.
A. Reeder. Ashland, Ore, John Q.
Royce Denver. Col.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
HE BEAT HIS WIFE.
And Now Charles Hecht Is in the
County Jail.

Friday night Charles Hecht, who
resides north of the city on Central
avenue, succeeded in beating up his
wife and leaving her i'll a more or
less serious condition. DR.. j. H.
Rinehart was called at the time of
the accident and stated today that
the woman had received severe blows
about the head and face, also numer-
Gus injuries in the lower limbs, but
will recover.
Saturday Hecht was arrested on a
state charge of assault, and will ap-
pear July % for trial. being put in
the county jail for safe keeping in
the meantime. Hecht is known to the
police officers as a bad man and
dangerous character, having been i'm
plicated in a burglary which took
place at the Keith building about two
years ago, the case now pending in
the district court.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
Dreyfuss May Buy schalk.

P1ttsburg, Pa, July 22-Barney
Dreyfuss, president of the Pirates, may
buy Ray Schalk. star catcher of the
Milwaukee American Association club
who is being highly touted. Scout
Billy Murray of the Pirates has looked
the youngster over and has been much
impressed with him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-07-22
To jail for stealing Auto Tires.

Cleveland Murphy plead guilty in
the court of Topeka this morning to
the charge of burglary and larceny.
He was given so days and costs, which
amount to about 80 days imprison-
ment. Murphy recently broke into the
White Auto Tire and Vulcanizing com
pany and stole some automobile tires,
worth about 50 in money.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28

marveled at and admired was executed upon the
great strip of sheepskin now locked away In the
department of state. Washington.
On August g. 1916 just month after the real
stroke OF independence. this great sheepskin was
unroled in the presence Of the Continental Con-
gress, In independence Hail. With the wording
or the corrected draft II was carefully compared
at the table" This formallty gone through with
1t was spread out upon desk and signed by all
of the members of Congress present. Fifty of
these fathers of the republic signed on that day
Six Of the revered "signers" did not afix their
signatures until later dates. George Wythe OF
Virginia signed about August 81. Richard Henry
Lee. Virginia; El5ridge Gerry Massachusetts, and
Oliver Walcott. Connecticut did not afix their
signatures until some time in September Mat
thew Thornton of New Hampshire did not add his
name until November, and Thomas Mexican OF
Delaware probably did not affx his, the final sig
nature. until FIVE years later, or 1881. Matthew
Thornton. by the way, was not appointed to Con-
gress until November-four months after the
adoption OF the Declaration Other signers who
were not members of Congress on July 2 or 4
but were allowed to sign on August 2, the general
signing day, were Benjamin Rush James Wilson
George Ross. George Clymer and George Taylor
Why two Georgia members did not sign is ex-
planned by Mr.. Michael One of these Rev John
Joachim Zubly OF Savannah, as II be-
came apparent that independence was to be
declared. had fed post haste from Philadelphia to
Georgia with the Intention of apprisng Sir James
Wright. the crown governor of Georgia. OF what
was going on behind the closed doors OF indie
pendence Hall. Zubly's conduct having excited
suspicion, he had been closely watched and one
of his letters to the British governor had been
seized. II appearing beyond doubt that he was
divuiging the secrets OF the executive sessions.
then so zealously planning the stroke for liberty
he had been accused Of his perfdy on the floor
OF the Congress by Samuel Chase. member from
Maryland. Zubly had denied these charges, and
challenged proof. II had been the furnishing OF
this proof that had caused his flight Congress
directed John Houston another Georgia delegate.
to follow Zubly and circumvent his evil purposes.
BY the time both members reached Georgia. how
ever. the crown governor had been deposed by
the people, and had taken refuge In an armed
British vessel lying in Savannah harbor. Thus
Zuby's treachery came to naught. but II cheated
Houston out Of his opportunity to sign the Decla-
ration. and left Georgia with only three instead OF
five signers. Why Houston did not sign with
the other tardy members Ia not discussed In the
history but his name should be as endeared to
the hearts OF Americans as any OF the actual
signers. Zuby. by the way, after being banished
from Georgia. with the loss of half OF his estate
was allowed to return to his pastoral work in
Savannah, which city honors him by allowing
two highways to bear HIS name-Joachim and
Zubly streets.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28
The Sage Of Monticello

NThe Sage OF Monticello Is the nickname that
was applied to Thomas Jefferson for the same
reason and In much the same manner as Danlei
Webster was given the title The Sage of Marsh
field" Jefferson won the title OF sage" for the
many glorious truths he uttered and as Webster
loved every inch OF the ground of the beautiful
Cape Cod village OF Marshfeld, and its calm
scenery he believed gave him just such inspira-
ton as he needed, at Monticello, Jefferson 8
Virginia estate, the great statesman found the
most delightful retreat from his labors and the
essence OF contentment, which inspired him 10
larger, greater and more beneficial things for the
betterment Of his country.
Jefferson born at Shadwell the homestead
of the family, near Charlottesville Va. When
that estate was destroyed by fire In 1870 along
with Its furniture books and his law papers, he
sought out another location which was even more
attractive to him. About two miles from the
Shadwel house hill named by Jefferson
Monticello (ttle mounD. This emnence COM
manded view of surprising beauty, and he chose
this place the site for mansion that should
embody his ideas OF archtecture-an art upon
which he expended much thought and in which
he was more than an amateur After the fire the
building of house upon his little mount"
was pushed rapidly, and in something more than
year section was made ready for occupancy
In 1772 Jefferson married and brought to his
new mansion Martha Shelton childless widow
OF b. In letter written from Paris in 1886 to
Mrs Maria Conway, Jefferson, referring to his
nome' saio ana our own dear monticello,
where has nature spread so rich a mantle under
the eye? Mountains forests. rocks rivers With
what majesty do we there ride above the storms.
How sublime to look down into the workhouse
OF nature, to see her clouds, hail, snow rain,
thunder. all fabricated at feet! And the
glorious sun when rising II out of q distant
water. just gliding the tops Of the mountains and
giving life to all nature"
Jeffersons public life began in 1869. when no
took his seat as a member OF the Virginia house
OF burgesses. He was twenty-six years Of age at
the time. This was only little moro than two
years previous to his occupancy OF Monticello
which he called his home during the remainder
OF his life
Therefore all the great things in the life of
this great American we're centered about this
little mount" and next to the home of Wash
ington at Mount Vernon. the home OF Jefferson at
Monticello, both in the same state, IL one OF the
great American shrines
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28
Above the Laws.

Some men think money can do any
thing. A certain rich man sent for the
doctor who looked him over and then
pronounced judgment.
You have been living too high"
Maybe / have. There are many
good things in the markets"
NO levity. You have violated ma
lures laws"
And you must pay the penalty"
PAY the penalty? oh, come now,
Doc. Can't you get me off on tech
nicality or something's"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28
Didn't Know What lt Was.

Senator Duncan u. Fletcher was
condemning at dinner in Jackson
vile an orange grower who had failed.
"The man failed" he said. through
ignorance. He lays the blame on other
things, but his ignorance alone is at
fault He Is as ignorant of orange
farming as the tramp was of industry.
you've heard of that tramp, per-
haps? He wore on his face sheer OF
derision and scorn.
Work. he said. Work? What 10
it-an herb?"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28
Natural 0uery,

Gen. F. d. Grant. when discussing
military neatness, used often to tell a
story about his father.
my father was talking to General
Sherman in his tent one day." he
would begin, when a third general
entered. brigadier notorious for his
slovenliness. After the brigadier left
my father blew forth cloud of smoke
and said: Sherman. wonder whom
that man gets to wear his shirts the
first week?'"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28

What really did happen July OF that year
of years the final adoption of draft OF the
form OF announcing the fact to the world that
independence had been decreed two days before
Jefferson had written this draft in his Philade
phia apartments consisting of a ready-furnshed
parlor and bedroom in the brick house OF
Hyman Gratz at the southwest corner OF Seventh
and Market streets ION the outskirts Of the city"
The Penn national bank. occupying the site
OF this dwelling is in the very business heart OF
Philadelphia.
Jefferson's disgust at the changes made in his
draft is described by Mr.. Michael. The CONT
mental Congress struck ont the language charg
ing the king with melting Unreasonable insurrec
tons with out felIowcitizens," by promising them
conhscated property; with carrying on the slave
trade and refusing to allow American legislatures
to suppress It. While these and many otner
clauses were being stricken out OF his draft Jei-
ferson sat in his seat without raising his voice IN
defense of his work, Notwithstanding ne
writhed in agony he saw some OF his most
cherished paragraphs and sentences eliminated
from the document" The historian John Adams
otherwise a critic OF the Declaration. complained
that some OF the drafts best parts, particularly
that indictng the king for continuing the slave
trade should not have been stricken out. yet
II will be well to remember" Mr. Michael says.
that Georgia and South Carolina were both car
rying on the slave trade at this time as energet-
ically as they able, and other colonies had
prOhted largely by the trafc. Renee IL was
ridiculous to arraign the king for doing the same
thing"
After very heated discussions OF this form OF
announcing Congress real stroke OF indepen-
dence on July 2-discussion0 which kept Inde-
pendence Hail. Philadelphia. in a whrl OF ex-
element throughout the next two days-this
form of announcement. the Declaration OF 1nde-
pendence was adopted on the night Of July 4. AZ
the close OF that evenings session Charles Thorn
son. secretary of the Continental Congress- went
10 the shop OF John Dunlay. the official printer.
and he'd the corrected draft set up. Copies OF this
first "broadsde print" sent to the assem-
bes conventions and councils Of safety through
out the colonies and to the commanding officers
OF the Continental troops. IL Is probable that II
was OF these printed copies bearing the
names of Hancock and Thomson only. that
George Washington ordered proclaimed at the
head OF the Continental regiments.
But the original Declaration" which all Pill.
grims to Washington formerly gazed upon In
and reverence was not ordered written for more
than two weeks after that long but unjusty hal.
lowed July 4 On July 10 Congress ordered that
the Declaration be fairly engrossed on parch
ment." and that 'the same. when engrossed, be
signed by every member Of Congress-" Some
time within the next two weeks the beautiful pen
work which thousands OF Americans have since
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28
The Lesser Half.

Henpecked Husbands my wife
going out, Dora?
Dora-Yes, sir.
Henpecked Husband-Do you know
IL am going with her?
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28
The vlllaue cut.un

Charley Billingsby always has
something funny to say, no matter
what happens"
81 often wonder how he thinks Of
the humorous thoughts he has. He's
just perfectly killing. l never heard
him call an umbrella anything but q
bumbershoot."
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28
Fathers, Day.

Gabe--I see that they celebrated
Mothers. Day. Why don't they have a
Fathers Day.
Steve-Father has every Saturday
night, hasn't he?
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1912-06-28

Every time the wrong young man
calls on a girl she always says to
some other girl the next day. II
thought he never would go home"