Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-13
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NOW m pIhz we're twenty years
younger.
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THE SECRETARY Of state IA GER
sainly QUALIFYING for a hero medal
THEY ARE throwing few hata
into the Buil-FlnF 1T santa Fe.
NOW UNCLE JOE has cahnonlzed
Secretary Wilaon.
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THE HUMBLE TOMATO can IL
the advance aeont of prosperity.
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MANY A PRESIDENTIAL boom
develops into = hang.
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THAT FROST Tuesday morning
was a vindication OF the grounding.
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THE NUMBER OF Dawes thatl
win be kicked around Baltimore next
summer bids us pause.
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POLAR BEAR breeding ought 90
supersede the chicken business In that
dear though chilly Kansas
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THE BUNNY HUG and tho turkey
trot are to be superseded by the Mis-
souri, Mule Kick and the Houn Dawg
galiop.
AT TEE RATE Mexico Ia manu-
featuring ex-presidents evidently the
problem OF what 10 do with them
does not worry that country.
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THE BALTIMORE hotelkeepers
are proelaimlng their allegiance 20
the grand old principle Of tariff for
revenue only.
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CUERvO HAS contributed ono
more murder FOR the month OF March
and the Santa re New Mexican had
10 be tnken home IN n hack
THE PLOT THICKENS and tho
problem Is complicated II Roose-
Welt should not be elected there IL not
even a Pole left 70 discover.
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THE AMERICAN Truth Society"
has been organized. The Ananias
Club Is doing business at the same
old club house.
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COLONEL BRYAN's Texas cabbage
farm ls netting him S4O0 an acre.
Which Is more profitable than free
silver.
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DIR. WILEY has gotten so that he
can recognize spurious resignation
rumor without stopping to put Il
under the microscope
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MAYOR GAYNoR says there Is no
crime wave In New York-from
which IL o. deduced that II IL just the
normal inundation.
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THEY SEEM 10 have some well de-
fined ideas and considerable elbow
grease in the ranks OF the Arizona
good roade Soosters.
THAT LOPSIDED appearance Of
some OF our leading candidates Is
caused by too long holding OF the ear
TO the ground.
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a NUMBER OF valuable lives were
doubtless saved by tho fact that there
were no judges appointed In that suf-
fFagetto debate.
THE SESSIONS OF the Lumber
! mems Associations reminds us thai
there IL still quite a lot OF tall tim
Der In the great southwest
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CHAMP CLARK's friends say h'
has the strongest face OF ali the pres
idential candidates. We know whe
has the strongest teeth and th'
atrongest Language. tA
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'I CONGRESSMAN Suiloway. who ad
! yocatcs the abolition OF toothbTushes
, ought to remember that not ever
mans mouth Is big enough 20 use {
vacuum cleaner
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0 THE NEW MEXICO Insane Asy
I lum seems to be In pretty good shape
However. making Il universally popu
lar as "a vacation resort continues t.
Z be an uphill job.
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al A MUSIC pUBLISHER OF this cit
a Uniforms as that only one song out o
/, ninety-fiye prGves popular. COnsid
erinR the average "uOruiar' song, w
: hate TO think what the other ninety
7 foar must be like.
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INVESTIGATION proceedings ha'
for a short time encouraged the fal
2 lacy that the only thirst worth men
J. toning IN the NATIONAL capital was
thirst for moro knowledgo.-W
: linHton star. IL that the only kind O
"A thirst they have in Washington
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THE GOVERNMENT conscience
. fund has received remittance Of I
e dollar and a haif from Texas woman
!, who says she h making this sum GOO
= because she wants 90 80 20 heaven.
, Evidently 81 Peter ~ offering specia
rates on reserved seats.
q TO CHECK CANADA RUSH,
Washington, y. g.. March ta.-T
stop the emigration OF American