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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DIR. d. r.. CAMPBELL

Physician and Surgeon
Office in Flatiron Building
Office phone 80
Residence phone 6
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14

of July for Cutbank, Mont, where
he has a homestead, Mr.. Clarkson
contemplates opening a general mer-
chandise store in Cutbauk in the
fall Andy Anderson. recently gradu-
ate manager of athletics at the Col
lege, will appear behind the counter
in the Clarkson store
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14

Miss Helen Walters of Colfax,
who is a student at the University of
California, has been visiting friends
in Pullman this week.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14

w. c. Morris, the talented car
toonist of the Spokane Spokesman
Review, was guest at the Alumni
banquet and Harvard dinner and Sc
cured sketches of a number of the
dignitaries present.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14

Misses Melcina and Clara La Fol-
lette will start Sunday for Washing
ton, D. c., to join their parents.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14
DIE. MATTHEW ]. REIsrEL

Successor to ]. Earl Else.
Office, Suite / and 2, Ruply
Block. Main Street. Phone 1917.
Hours / to .. m.
Residence in Hospital, eO6 Tha-
tuna street Phone 162R,
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14

Mrs. c. NJ. Wyman and her
mother, Mrs. Soule, of Colfax, have
been spending Commencement week
with friends in this city.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1912-06-14

Max Hinrichs, whose skull was
fractured June 7 by the kick of a
horse, has been successfully operated
upon and is getting along splendid
ly. At first it was thought that
there was little hope of his recovery
as the fracture was a very bad one.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Reduced Rates via Colorado Midland


Colorado Springs and Manitou. Colo,
August y7-29, 1912. Account Pixies
Peak Region Summer Carnival One
fare for the round trip. Dates OF
sale August n and u, 1919. Final
return limit August 81.
Denver. Colo, September 1871, 1912.
Account Annual Meeting Masonic
Bodies of Colorado. One fare for
the round trip. Dates OF sale
September is, II and 10. Final
return limit September ".
Pueblo, Colo, September 1921, 1912
Account Colorado State Fair. One
fare for the round trip. Dates Of
sale: For the public, September IT,
II, 10 and 10. For exhibitors, Sep
TENDER IA and Is, these tickets to
be issued only on certificates signed
by A. l.. Price. secretary. Final re-
turn limit September %.
For further information call on or
write,
r. f. VlCKERY, General Agent
1852 Main st., Grand Junction, Colo.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Who Will be the Next PRESIDENT
Free Book

We take pleasure In announcing
that any OF our readers can secure
free vest pocket book Of campaign
information by sending q &c stamp,
actual postage, to ID. Swift 4 Co.,
Patent Lawyers, Washington, d. G.
1t contains tables showing which
states each presidential candidate
carried in 1908, the number Of Demo-
Gratis and Republicans elected by
each state to congress In 1908 and
1910, the leading events of the life Of
each president from Washington to
Taft. 1t also gives the population OF
each state according to the census
reports OF 1880, 1900 and 1910, the pop
ulation of about 20 Of the largest
cities In each state, u calendar for
1912 and 1918 and much other useful
information and forty blank pages
for memoranda. It would cost twenty
five cents at book store.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Flytux Mel, Fail

victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles Just like other people, with
like results in loss Of appetite, back
ache, nervousness, headache, and
tired, listless, run down feeling. But
there's no need tn feel like that rs T..
d. PEBBLES Henry, Tenn, proved.
.sSix bottles Of Electric Bitters" he
writes, ibid more to give me new
appetite than all other stomach re-
remsdies ! used" SO they help ev-
erybody. Its folly to suffer when
this great remedy will help you from
the first dose. Try 1t. Only so cents
1t all druggists.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Indian Killed On Track

Near Rochelle, ILL.,, An Indian went
to sleep on q railroad track and was
killed by the fast express. He paid
for his carelessness with his life.
Often Its that way when people me-
lect coughs and cold Don't risk
your life when prompt use of DR..
Kings New Discovery will cure
them and SO prevent a dangerous
throat or lung trouble. at COM
pletely cured me, in short time, OF
n terrible cough that followed sew
ere attack of Grip" writes J. r.
Watts. Floydada, Tex, land / re-
gained Is pounds in weight that l
had lost" Quick, safe, reliable and
guaranteed. 5Oc and 400. Trial
bottle free at all druggists.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Constitution Of the United states


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open IN o'oel " .''o" '', ~ ~" .. ~ =.
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aest'nv " tn,s very s..o :. ~. W.
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As 10 "o" AI'o"n' '''o.o ~ =. 80
s'ats oepst'nea. W. 0s ~ ~ AZ
oec'ast'o" o' A''ueps". "a
omc'ai ana epttessu u"0u'.eu', ~
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aeleea upon. l" Tue .a1o VI .uo I'll ~.
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n"a' ene'o'sa'e"'' WIN VIC ''s"-'1'0'
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As '.ius p'eso' 'eu, ~ oo'''ess w. -, 80 ~.
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III 'ne o'u '"s",o'eu o'H.u ".
century aso' anu '''o 'ui'Ous e ~. H..
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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

A vast amount Of i'll health il due
to impaired digestion. When the
stomach fails to perform Its function
properly the whole system becomes
deranged. A few doses of Chamber
lains's Tablets is all you need. They
will strengthen your digestion, in
vigorate your liver, and regulate your
bowels, entirely doing away with
that miserable feeling due to faulty
digestion. Try it. Many others have
been permanently cured = why not
you? For sale by all dealers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Black King

The l.. n. BOner horse will stand
for the ensuing season rs fol-
lows
Mondays and Tuedays at the
Gillis ranch, lower White river.
Thursdays and Fridays at the
old Boner ranch, Powell Park.
Saturdays and Sundays at
Meeker.
1880 to insure; $500 u season.
q. f. Johnson Manager,
Meeker p. o.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
The Trial of a Traveller

" am a travelling salesman"
writes f. F.. Youngs, f. Berkshire,
VT, land" was often troubled with
constipation and indigestion till be-
gan to use DIR. Kings New Life Pills,
which 1 have found an excellent re-
medy." For all stomach, liver or
kidney troubles they are unequaled.
Only rs cents at all druggists.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Are Ever ut War

There are two things everlasting
ly at war, joy and piles. But Buck
lens Arnica Salve will Danish piles
In any form. 1t soon subdues the
Irritation, Inflammation or
1t gives comfort, invites
joy. Greatest healer Of burns, bOils,
ulcers. cuts. bruises, eczema, scalds,
pimples, skin eruptions. Only Is cts
at all Druggists.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

"Were all medicines ~ meritorious
as Chamberlain's Collie, Cholers and
Diarrhoea Remedy the world would
be much better of and the percent
age Of suffering greatly decreased"
writes Lindsay Scott, Of Temple,
Ind. For sale by all dealers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

Mr.. w. s. Gunsalus, farmer liv-
ing near Fleming Pa, says he used
Chamberlain Collie, Cholsra and
Diarrhoea Remedy In his family for
fourteen years. and that he hiss found
1t to be an excellent remedy, and
takes pleasure in recommending 1t.
For sale by all dealers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Teddy

The young Hambletonian stallion.
now owned by G. II. Wallace, will be
handled by II. NJ. Suttles this season.
Teddy is very handsome animal
and has Il track record of 2:24; $40
to insure. 37tf
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

One OF the most common ailments
that hard working people sre sfiict-
ed with Is lame back. Apply Chsn'-
berlain's Liniment twice day and
massage the parts thoroughly at each
application, and you will get quick
relief. For sale by all dealers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Will cure your cold
BROMO.FERRlN
while you sleep.

II was cured of Diarrhoea by one
dose of Chamberlain Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy" writes M. K.
Gebbardt, OrIole, Pa. There is
nothing better. For sale by all deal
ers.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
For Sale---Fine Ranch

On Stra wberry; known Is the Nc
Kimpson ranch. $50 acres patented
land. Good water. Good range. Part
under cultivation. A big bargain.
Inquire or write L. N. Boner, Meeker.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

BOYS wanted to sell our Sunday
papers; liberal Inducements to
Write to: Manager Circu-
lation, The Denver Time, Denver,
Colorado.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

F. M. Jones u now agent for the
Edison Phonogrsph Co. Photographs
and Records for sale. Phonographs
t15 tot86. m-4
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

Galvanized chimneys, any size
made to order, by A. e. Lytle.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Money to Loan.

Unlimited money to loan on farm
security. Low interest. For partic-
ulars apply to F. e. Sheridan. (t)
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
For Sale

81Lscre REIMBURSEMENT; four-wire
fence; we'll, and house. Inquire -
this once.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Wind Mills

See the new Star wind mill, sold
by A. e. Lyle. These mills are per-
fectIy self-governing; automatically
themselves out of gear;
ad justed to any velocity Of wind.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

One third of on hsmmocks At
Shephard's Hardware store.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

One third of on hsmmocks n
Hardware store.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17
Will cure your cold
BROMO.FHNRfN
while you sleep.
For Sale or Trade

100 acres relinquishment with Inn
provements, mile southeast Of Blu
ford cheap. Call at or address this
office.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

DR.. Taylor. dentist, Meeker.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

DR.. R. H. Taylor. dentist, Mesksr.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-08-17

Bee supplies at the lumber yard. tt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-21

VIII Provide Great Fun ali
the Barnu9n and Bailey
Circas

T4rotn ant tba 30 80 ~ E,,,,,, ,,Ia,,t,
-, Z, - &, q, a.
= - ~ 1.s.s . = :
soon van come z llS. ps s1sa q gay
est wags on EARTH u yfrege hat.
pain's not worth he ieaf;, that
.e!oom,s halluel1 IN 4 stol in,sae * ihe
gosnel az zoos I.e,s ana S;;sShteI
ali creation 900 3k5nlss. 3istes -
their song sB8Eg III tbsit fr,,;tyT, "a
care You've 5r1n N I, a., =! IaSoE
60 long ~ alisS6ssst. ~ q Tx tbars5 This
world was never 5,eaIi+ ~ gtowns
or core Or NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. listen a.
this thronr az to&1sl i,Ebev,lI +sacb
Won 10 he tollv 4 y Il I, r.
Dancing. nranc,ng III HAN come
routing Ire ar1,ssy, n I'M 4S,1g clnm !.
CANAAN eare.gree.l Nc ia lad mount.
Ell on bis grotasso,, q "a ,sar,ear4
mad-eao cav ala}4ssTsn M \ \, fry !, nm
his donkey Maud s314ts and ,iasfars
fooia ana wass sor.. an foot and
aome IN smiles. $3.50, 10 55,,rthe.
onsse,, chnmns colonel cnt-,ns o1a
Dan stumps. Merry, 2rtrqw. sunny I,
Jim. Hanpv lack and Teasing Tim
oi8 linn crow, l and ssIs,non stnnla,
GRAVY chris and5snannv nf,nn,e.
efdd5ysesads from e,ss,.ywbere. an III
ecamnss 81 earth Az. there t
Laug6. You eropcSes, monea and
.nrudes iaupb' Won Sninsssrs ana
E,you dt,desg Fat fhen1lsold vonr s;gs s
land roar az yn,t, naysr did beSoTe
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-21

now's the time for Joy and fun Too
much work, the wise men say, makes
folks dull who should be gay. Come
on, mother, get your hat: lock the
door, put ont the cas, Take your
children by thehand; Did King MirthI
g in thgyland. 5He'n regale you for
agday ina most delightful way
The fountain OF clean amusement
viii flow beneath the canvassof the
Barnum and Bailey circus in clarks-
burg on Enthusiastically 11sx s. ..ls.:
The fifty clowns, with the circus
have reduced the profession OF max
ing people laugh to a fine art. The
long program of thrilling and dan
gerous acts is relieved by the drol-
lest of comedy. There are testers
aud comedians with the show from
every country on earth. They have
made kings laugh. They are the orr
iginators of all things funny.
The performance in the main tent
is introduced this year by mighty
spectacle of Cleopatra" the great
est dramatic production IN the his
tory of alnusements in.'America. 1t
IS produced on q stage bigger than
a hundred ordinary theaters and with
% cast of 1850 characters "a big
chorus, ballet Of $50 dancing girls,
and 700 horses, The stage is equip
ped with trainload OF speGlaIi seem
erY. -.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-21

10 I S&Alii
49, Pa ~ ;i1etS-ih ...tr - 7sssH
&ss anlUlp9 aguuE No.
GaF E1'1ei @asi iai5isf
F.H q bssc.hsf
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
THEATER CLAQUE OF GREECE

The tricks Of theater audiences have
been remarkably similar in all ages.
Alciphron, who wrote of the later At
tic comedy, shows that the claque was
known then, and also young men of
the town who took malicious delight
in Kissing play off the stage. Theo-
phrastus, who died in 2SS B. c.,
sketches among his "characters' the
man of superior taste. whose pride it
was to hiss when everybody else ap-
plauded, and to clap when the rest
were silent: and the annoying person
who would hum or whistle an accom-
paniment 10 every tune that pleased
him. And Aristotle himself refers to
spectators who brought out provisions
during the dull parts of the perform
ance
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
IS HOLY GRAIL IN GENOA?

A large green cup, hexagonal In
shape, which according to popular be-
lief was used by Christ and his apos-
ties at the Last Supper, is treasured
in the Church of st. Lawrence, at
Genoa. Italy. It's history goes much
further back than that event, as 1t is
claimed that 1t was present from the
Queen Of Sheba to King Solomon. 1t
has been in Genoa since 1101. where
it was brought by knight from the
Holy Land after the First Crusade.
For centuries 1t was not touched, al
though many Of the faithful wished
to adorn it with precious stones. This
was due not only to piety but to
fear on the part OF citizens that
should 1t be broken. pilgrims would
cease to visit Genoa. 1t was thought
at one time that it was cut from an
enormous emerald Napoleon took it
with him to Paris. persuaded of it's
high intrinsic worth. Scientists con-
firmed the suspicion that it was made
of glass. and Genoans got 1t back at
pretty much their own figure
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
MOUNT CALVARY RELICS

The Church Of Santa Croce in Rome
is interesting, even to skeptics. 1t is
reputed to have been built by the En-
press Helena. the mother Of the En-
peror Constantine The floor Of the
subterranean chapel was strewn with
earth which she brought from Mount
Calvary. on which Christ was cruel
fed. There are three relics there
which she found on Calvary, and
which have been venerated for CEN
turtles. One is a portion of the cross
on which he died. a second is the in
scription on the cross and third is
one Of the nails which bound his
hands and feet. The authenticity of
these relics. 1t Is said, was revealed to
her in a miracle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
Things Qu&6r mCWiOvS|
WORLDS GREATEST CANDLE

A giant candle. made in Harlem. n.
Y, and destined for St Peters. at
Rome, was blessed before the altar
Of St Biagio by the Pope and Will
burn without drip for six long years.
Standing over II feet high. weighing
over 200 pounds, and costing nearly
$1,000. the candle is made of sweet
smelling heeswax, dipped with 200 dip
pings about a marvellous wick. From
within foot of the top to foot OF
the bottom il is embossed in gold
The centerpiece of cunningly wrought
gold and delicately carved wax, shows
lilies of the valley and a lovely sacred
picture. The manufacturer will not
tell the name OF the person who Or
dered the candle saying:
When one has prayed long and
ceaselessly TO the saints for health he
does not parade his generous attitude.
He lays what he has upon the altar
and goes silently on his way"
St Biagio is the patron saint of
those who suffer from disease OF the
throat. 1t is the tradition that he
miraculously cured little girl of
throat disease While on his way to
martyrdOm in the early days of the
church.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
The PEEVIsH CHILD
NEEDS TREATMENT

When child sulks drowsHr
trettul, tits usually due IL som. ~, ~ -
disorder of The digestive organs an sn'
niiiu laxative Is Very often all ths, ).
necessary 70 restore chearfp|n0o.
ouoyancy Of spirits.
In cases whore the use If 49,,
enec'1ve Laxative stin!niant is ins.
Gated, many Of The best physicians ava
now prescribing Or Caidwelrs svrnn
Pepsin. This preparation is adroi,,oa
~ the perfect laxative, being m;,a W..
positive IN is action on the hovs,.
and far preferable 10 violent ca.bs,t
les and pulgative waters I, ,s Won.
pleasant TO the taste and is an idea,
remedy TO regulate and strengthen thu
stomach, liver and bowels. Its e,sr
natural action makes il esneciaI,v DO
slraoie In the case OF children. dose
at bedtime being sure TO have tho u.
slTed result next morning, with M a..
tendant unpleasantness or discomfort
Dr Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is sold
oy druggists everywhere in SOC and
Woo bottles. If you have never tried
this splendid remedy. write to DR. ".
b. Caldwell, POI Washington St, Mon
tcello. Ill, for sample. He will he
very glad TO send trial bottle with
out any expense to you whatever.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
FISH FROM THE NORTH SEA

The North sea is Great Britain's
most profitable fishing ground. Last
year the value of the fish landed on
the n ortheast coast was G3,740,614,
over a third Of the total value Of the
fish landed in the whole OF England
and Wales. and 100000 worth more
than was landed in the whole Of Ccot-
land and Ireland combined during the
same year The increase over 1910
was f178,5S4, and, compared with 1891
the total value of fish landed In 1911
showed an increase of nearly G2.OOO,-
900.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
LONG AND SHORT NAMES

Elkhart, Ind, has within It's borders
two men who probably bear the dis
tinction OF having the longest an!
shortest names, respectively, in tho
United States. The first Is the pro.
prietor OF a Greek candy kitchen.
When time permits. his surname ap-
pears thus: Pappatheodorokoko
neutrality-suspicious. In hurry
be signs his name Speros Michaels.
The man with the short name Is Ed
Ek.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
CHINESE WOMEN DOCTORS

Forty young Chinese women are
qualifying for the medical profession
in American universities through the
influence Of Dr. Yamel Kin. the first
woman doctor In China. DR.. Kin. as
the head of the hospital for women in
Tientsin. has also for the last ten years
been training Chinese women for the
nursing profession.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

Emperor William Is introducing fox
hunting in Germany. This may please
England, but it looks like q poor way
to tickle the humble, German tiller
OF the soil, whose crops may be rid
den over
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

AS result Of the riotous demonstra-
tons of the London militant suffra,
gettes, most of the buildings In the
vicinity OF the houses Of parliament
have been fitted with strong wire net
ting over the windows to serve as
protection against the bricks and cob
BILE stones which are the favorite weap.
ons Of the rampaging women.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27
They Must Make Ananias Jea,ous

Oh, we have had Just a delightful
ume at your party. We want YOU to
come and take dinner with us lust BE
soon as YOU can"
Honestly, ] think YOU have got Just
the cutest baby have ever seen"
Gee, ! can sing lot better when
I haven't got a cold"
My husband is just as sweet as he
can be around the house. He never
gets cross and never scolds when din.
ner isn't ready. and is so neat that
piece Of lint on the carpet almost
drives him crazy"
We expect to spend next summer
abroad"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

The Rostonian who tasted thirty
days showed great fortitude but little
civic pride. No true Bostonian would
think of going thirty days without his
beans.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

Any American boy may become
president. But considering that a pre-
convention campaign is necessary
nowadays, probably not so many Of
them want to be.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

American bandits are not as spec
tacular as the Partisan kind. but they
are quite as practical about making
the hauls.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

A New Yorker absorbed II 900 volts
Of electricity and survived. but there
IL reason to believe that his expert
ence was shocking.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

The New York pastor who says he
never has heard Of female angels EVIL
IDENTIFY is not well acquainted with the
theatrical profession.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

Very likely some high-browed scien-
fist of the future will proclaim the
usefulness Of the housefly. but that
need not disturb the present swatting
campaign.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

A man In New Jersey was obliged to
marry to get a $4,000 bequest. But
even that did not stop him from get
ting the money.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

A man out OF work played dead-a
stunt that some men in work are sup
posed to execute on command al
home
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

A Chicago Judge says 1t ought not to
cost more than two dollars a week to-
keep a baby. But babies have
habit OF growing out Of the two dollar
class
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-07-27

The English sparrow would be popu-
lar as food II 1t were not for the
fact that 1t takes several dozen to
make a respectable mouthful.