The Marshall republican., 1912-06-07
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pretag a Rabsahl's the other day
= big darby was heard to say
he vas not afraid of most sickness,
NJ vas powerful afraid OF this
mai meningitis
AGollyl Miss Is'beln said the
I'D darkey TO the young lady OF
ne house the morning after her
rpmmg-out ball, "you sho' did
spok sweet last night. MY! q
hardly knowed you. Dey wasn't a
shng about you dat looked nat
rheIr
Til Bits: May-Girls. what do
me papers mean when they talk
about the scat Of w,r? Eta-1
don't know any more than I do
shst a standing army IL for. Belle
How ignorant you are, dears.
The seat OF war Is for the standing
army to ait on when IL gets tired.
Miss Elizabeth Boulware, who
has been teaching at Heba, Idaho
returned home Sunday evening.
Miss jamie Boulware, who Is sup
srintendent at Mitchellville. Iowa,
also returned this week. Both are
visiting their parents, Rev. and
NrN T. II. Boulwarc, of Eastwood
Venue.
Now. what's the use worryin ?
worry weakens the mind. II does
No good. The mental energy vast
ed In worrying will pay better In
working. ITS worry more than
xurk that wears and weakcns.
worry In like a rank weed, the
more tia watered the more IL
groxs A mind open TO bright
usxions Ia seldom troubled with
dark forbodings evay on thc
sunny side. The dark side IL al
sxys crowded. You'll be jostled
md Knocked there.
Gtourist In rural Scotlond took
refuge for the night In the cottage !
~ an old woman. He asked her
n wake him up early In the morn
iAg warning her that he was quite
dr~f. "Upon waiting much later
ehsn the appointed hour" says the
Cknc snnati Commercial Tribune. "he
uuund that the old woman with
adct regard for the prophecies,
Ard slipped under the door n slip
- paper upon which was written
Sir it's haif-past 81
The Wichita Eagle tells this one
En- an office man who was discuss
ng the Titantic disaster with a man
gho had dropped In. II was about
sspsing time for the office, and the
seenographhers were leaving ayes,
Htook nerve said the office man,
sse hand their wives into the life
basts and tell the goodbye
ae~rieI'" "oh-goodbyep said the
prctty s~tenographer, who had Just
heard the last expression OF the
sonversation, and had moi seen the
siztor In the next room. Needless
M say, there was enough embar-
ssAing to 60 round.
A young boy got n Job with a
ncotch farmer once. "Youm sleep
n the barn." the farmer said "and
IN expect you out in the field
s<ery morning at four o'clock"
-AiI right, sir" said the boy. But
&C first morning the boy overslep
= little and II was half past -four
when he reached the field. The
fzrmer, leaning on his hoe, gave
Ain q black look. "Wke e have We
Asen all the forenoon9" he growled
Saccess: The teacher was
demonstrating the powerful cor
pc&ive effects OF intoxicating bev-
snges upon a stomach's lining.
The class looked on with horror.
phen she poured some ninety five
pEr cent alcohol on IN egg, there
~ causing II to shrivel and coagu-
ante. The demonstration was pleas
"a TO observe the interest display
"a by the ~janitor who had come
d for the waste basket. II was
sell known that he had need of
aneh warning. "Ma'am' he asked
1pmidly, "wud you mind telling me
Ahere you buy your liker?n
That's a very knowing animal of
-wxu1re aatd N u~enflaman Al tha
Keeper of al eiep hant. @very,n
uns the cold reply. "He performs
TRANCE tricks and antics, does hep
gueriei the gentleman. "~Surpris-
~ reported the keeper. "We've
1saght him to put money in the
COX you see up there. Try him
nth half N crownn Tha penfle-