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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1912-01-17
Sad Mistake.

"And you mistook her for another
young lady, Ell? Nothing in that to
get mad about" II mistook her for
piano lamp"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1912-01-17
P. 0. S. A.

washington Camp, No. IA, Patriotic
order Sons of America.
"ee'S every Monday at 8 p. M, in
quincy Building. All members urged
@''eAu G. L. WILLIAMS,
REESE. President.
Recording Secretary.
washington Camp, No. "a, P. o. S.
A. meets every Monday night in
49, vi T. Hall at 8 o'clock. Visiting
'O'ners cordially invited to attend.
W, T. WEEKLY, President.
L. D. McMATH, Secretary.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1912-01-17

The man who doesn't work just for
money mighty seldom does any work.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1912-01-17
CENTRAL or GEORGIA
RAILWAY,
Current Schedules Corrected to Date
Trains Arrive.

Ere m Savannah, Augusta,
Atlanta and Macon :. .."7O0:p m
From Lockhart, Dothan, AL
bany, Troy and Montgy *10:35 IN
Trom Lockhart, Dothan, Al
bany, Troy and Montgy 2:O5 p IN
From Atlanta and Macon ..*2:15 p M
From Augusta, Savannah
Atlanta and Macon. $3.50 N
From Columbus and inter-
mediate points ........*11:45 N
From Columbus and inter
mediate points :. ....!!11;30 m
rom Columbus and inter-
mediate points .!12:O1 p N
ON Albany and Jackson
Vile =. .. 49,. .. 1855 a. m
From Albany :. 6:40 a m
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1912-01-17
F. & A. NJ.
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR,

,,a Nrr-Hn7gs DeMoLAY COM
NIKE MANDERY, No. 5.
S5s @ssssaAaA K. t. meets every Sd
E Wednesday night al
T%E52 700 p. N. Al Wis
AIM iting Knights are cor
olslly invited.
- B. HOWARD, E. y
a o. MILLER, Recorder.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
REPUBLICANS TO MEET.
Eighth District Congressional Com
mittee TO Meet Here on August
26th.

Harry B. Quinn, chairman of the
city republican committee, received
a notice yesterday from H. a. Sa-
ger, of Herndon, Va, secretary of
the Eighth Congressional District
republican committee announcing
that meeting Of the committee
would be held in Alexandria on Aug
ust 26th at noon. The Elks' Audi
forum on Prince street has been Sc
cured for the meeting place.
1t is stated that the object of the
meeting is to take up the unfinished
business which was not disposed OF
when the committee met here last
spring and selected delegates to the
National Convention which met IN
Chicago. Among the matters to be
considered is the selection OF a
candidate for Congress to oppose
Hon. Charles C. Carlin, member OF
the House. from this district who
has received the nomination from
the democratic party. 1t is not be-
lieved that the Republicans will de-
eide to place opposition in the field
against Mr.. Carlin, as it is unlVer-
SALLY conceded that there is no
chance of defeating the present rep
resentative.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
BAPTIST ASSOCIATION
Fifty.Seventh Annual Sermon o.
Baptist Churches of North
ern Virginia

The Potomac Baptist Association,
composed of the Baptist Churches of
Northern Virginia, will hold its 57th
annual session this year with the
Broad Run Baptist Church, Eau
quier county, commencing next
Wednesday morning at 10 o'clock
The present officers of the associa-
ton are Moderator, George W. Pop
kins, Waxpool; Clerk, James R
Mansfield, Alexandria; Assistant
Clerk; Robert A. Hutchinson, Ma
nassas; and Treasurer, G. Harris
Field, The Plains.
The delegates from the Baptist
Churches of this city, and those de-
string to attend the association
meeting will leave here on next
Wednesday over the Southern Rail
way on the $3.50 a. m. train and &c
to Haymarket, where conveyances
will be in waiting to convey the del
egates to the church.
The association will be in session
for three days.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
MOOSE HERD AUGMENTED.

Eight new members of the Loyal
Order of Moose took the obligation
at the first regular meeting OF
Friendship Lodge No. 1916 which
was held last night. 1t was an en-
thusiastic meeting and there was q
large attendance. 1t was decided
to hold regular meetings every FIJI
day night in Sarepta Hall.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
Special Prices
on Hosiery

Ladies Pure Silk Hose, double SOLE
spl,ced heel and garter top; 81 SO
valve Special. ....................."...Sl OF
Ladies Fine Isle Hose double sole
spEiced heel and garter top; Soc value
Special ........................"23r,
Ladies' Pure Silk Boot Hose.i double
sole. splice1 heel and garment top.
Special .......,......... 45c
Ladies Pure Silk Hose. double sole,
splced heel and garter top. $500 value.
Special ...........................Sl 30
Misses Fine Lisle Hose, double, sole,
spliced heel, and garter top; black
white, and tan: Csc value. Special 25c
Misses Fine Ribbed Hose double
sole, spliced heel aud double knee.
Special '..2oc
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
At CHURCHES TOMORROW
Union Services to be Held in First
Baptist Church. Rev. C. R.
Strausburg to Preach

The union services of the various
Protestant churches of Alexandria,
who have joined in the arrangement
will be held tomorrow night in the
First Baptist Church at 8 o'clock.
The sermon will be preached by
Rev. C. A. Strausburg.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL

SOCIAL AND PERSONAL
Interesting News Notes About Peo-
pie of Alexandria Happenings
in Society.
Mrs. E. A. German and children
are at Bluemont.
Mr.. c. j. Deahl, spent Friday in
Fredericksburg.
MIR. Arthur Dawson leaves today
for Providence, R. I.
Miss Roxie Doniphan leaves to-
day for Berryville, Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vance Peele and
daughter, left yesterday for Allan
tic City.
Mrs. C. w. Howell, Miss Lou How
ell and Mr.. Charles S. Howell are at
! Atlantic City.
Miss Dabney, of Charlottesville,
Va. is visiting Miss Darsay Ashton
in Duke street.
Mrs. Agnew Roberts New, of At
lanta, Ga, is visiting her parents
on south Pitt street.
DR.. J. r. Cation, of Accotink, has
been elected president of the Fair
| fax Medical Society.
Mrs. Lydie Snellings and children
have returned home after visit to
relatives in Stafford.
Miss Hilda Pitt, of Baltimore, is
the guest of her uncle, Prof. F. L.
Pitt, near Seminary Hill.
Miss Lila Bitter, of Takoma
Park, Washington, D. c., is visiting
her uncle, Dr.. J. H. Bitter.
Mr.. James Schoeni left this week
for trip to Notre Dame, Indiana,
Atlantic City and Philadelphia.
Mrs. Cassius Lee and Mrs. George
Uhler have been guests this week OF
Col. and Mr.. R. P. Chew, in Charles
town, w. Va
Messrs. Frank NJ. Hamilton and
August Oehlert left this morning
for Quantico where they will spend
the next week.
Mrs. c. W. Nichols and daughter,
Miss Mae Elizabeth, are visiting
Mrs. Nichols parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Gaines, near Leesburg.
Mr.. w. H. Petty has left for OLE
ma, New York, where he is visiting
the Glass Blowers Convention in
which he is delegate.
Capt. J. NJ. Love who has been on
duty with the First Kentucky Reg
iment at Louisville, left last week
to rcioin his regiment in China.
Messrs. Albert and John Johnson
who for the past two years have re-
sided in New Mexico, are visiting
their mother, Mrs. J. T. Johnson, in
north Washington street.
Mrs. Agnew New, resident of
Atlanta, Ga, is visiting her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. John T. Roberts.
Mrs. New will leave for visit to
New York during the next few
days.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
First Presbyterian Church.

First Presbyterian Church.
Sunday School at 200 p. m.
Payne Street Mission.
Sunday School at $3.50 a. m.
Emmanuel Lutheran Church.
Rev. C. F. Brandt, pastor. Services
at II a. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10

The splendid thing about a mans
living in the country is when he has
an excuse for staying in town over
night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10

If a woman's husband always lets
her have her own way, she'll give
him credit for having poor Judg-
ment.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10

A meeting is to be held in the
Surprise Theatre tomorrow night at
8 o'clock by Rev. c. Kelly Hobbs,
pastor of the Second Baptist
Church. This will be the second
meeting in the Surprise Theatre ar
ranged by Mr.. Hobbs. He will
preach tomorrow night on the SUBJ
ject: "What people in Alexandria
are thinking and saying" Tomorrow
morning at II o'clock Mr. Hobbs
will preach in his church on the sub
iect "Give heed to teaching"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
st. Mary's Church.

First mass, a. m. Late mass 10
School $3.50 a. m. Late mass, 1000
a. m. followed by Benediction of the
Blessed Sacrament. Baptism at 400 p.
p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
Grace Church.

Rev. Edgar Carpenter, rector. Sun
day School, $50 a. m. Services at
HOO a. M, 8 p. m. Holy Communion
at 1880 a. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
st. Paul's Church.

Rev. p. P. Phillips, rector. Sunday
School, $3.50 a. m. Services at 11:OO
am. and 8 p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
Second Presbyterian Church.

Rev. J. L. Allison, D. D., pastor.
Sunday School, 9:30 a. m. Services,
II: 100 a. m, 800 p. m, by the pastor.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
CHURCH SERVICES TOMORROW
Christ Church.

Rev. William j. Morton, rector
Sunday School, $50 a. m. Services at
HOO a. m, and Gas p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10

Rev. W. F. Watson, D. D., will
have as his topic tomorrow morning
at II a. M, "The Easter Pilgrims"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
Woodward & zOt11rOp
10th. 18th. and Streets
WASHINGTON. D. g.
WOmen'S White Canvas High
Shoes With Rubber SOles

An excellent shoe for street and general outing
and sporting wear, and especially we'll adapted to the
tennis players USE Made of best quality white
in attractive lace model lines that afford
the utmost comfort correctHt and are generally
pleasing in every respect Finished with hand-sew-
ed hard white rubber sole and low rubber heel.
The assortment promises fitting for nearly
every foot.
$500
Third foor-Tenth
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
ADMINISTRATION NOTICE.

Having qualified as administrators
of the estate of John NJ. Young, all
persons having claims against SAID
estate are requested to present the
same to me, properly verified for pay,
ment, and all persons indebted to sa!u
estate are thereby notified to MAKE
prompt settlement Of the same WI"
me.
MARY E. YOUNG, Adm%v
627 south Alfred.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10

Methodist Protestant Church.
Rev. C. R.. Strausburg, pastor.
Sunday School, $50 a. m. Preaching,
HOO a. m. Junior c. E., 300
D. m. Sr. C. E., tbs p. m. Wedncs-
day prayer meeting at 8 p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10
First BAPTIST Church.

First Baptist Church.
Rev. w. F. Watson, pastor. Sum
day School, $3.50 a. m. Preaching at
II a. m. Union services at p. m.
Second Baptist Church; Rev. c. K.
Hobbs, pastor. Sunday school at $50
a. m. Services II a. m. and 500 p.
m.
Trinity Methodist Episcopal Church.
Sabbath School, $3.50 a. m. Scr
II a. m. by Rev. C. J. Lambert. Ep-
worth League services at It's p m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10

Mrs. Agnew New, a resident of
Atlanta, Ga, is visiting her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. John T. Roberts.
Mrs. New will leave for visit to
New York during the next few
days.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-10

DR.. J. r. Cation, of Accotink, ha
been elected president of the FAN
fax Medical Society.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-09-29
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR SEPTEMBER %. 1912

,..., tow, made me a little curious to know more
u o., the slide they talked about What side?" |
asked OF the cashier
W., didn't YOU hear about IL" asked Stone in
..r,s. Didn't the boy tell YOU;
started TO tell me some foolishnesS about ball
.rl. but, as don't believe in encouraging boy to be
ioafcr | wouldn't listen.
~, was the greatest thing YOU ever saw" spoke up
49,, posd Commissioner why, il saved the game. Ii
I hadn't gone into that base head forward the Corners
,Sna bovs would have won. jim Tcdberry was the
,rors, cut mp man YOU ever saw
"0alvt.+ lid lin Tcdbcrrv have to do with it," |
-, with sudden interest. Tcdbcrry was the member
- NE LEGISLATURE who had refused to give us that iron
TrJgc. and must admit | was still resentiul toward
aWb, explained Stone "Tcdbcrry IS the man who
90, ND the team at Concrsvlc and brought the boys
Ser herr. 20 bca, u.s. That boy OF yours certainly made
.bcr roa, cheap. You ought to have seen Pat hit
''' wouldn't admit it then but deep down in my heart
to,r -o feel q little sorry that had been rough
- H., hav for not coming home to help haul the
,. @ great ball player in that boy Of yours
49,, -..b,.~ added He can run like JaCkrabbit and
cIn STOP any bail that comes near him. But his hit
'' sE,yu ,.. know" ! began with a little feeling of
,r That, was irving my best to hide, 81 was pretty
aa.f runner when ] was a boy wonder II ne takes
.>~i he's ,as. trimming over with the old fighting
Fav..r, interrupted 81 don't know as any Of them
~ mad. mn, TAX. hao,, water when was youngStcr.
w. Lo,, his graniaaddy could outwrcstlc anybody
- The county reckon he comes by 1t pretty natural
H. ,r., r. occurred a. me that | had come down town
f~ y. .-,~ryconb and | went inside the store. But
Lqvrn't time 10 De talking such nonsense with YOU
bows. I observed with a laugh
fool; q long time TO select that CurryComb, as |
ro,'fo- help irving To- catch what they were saying
outside Finally l made the purchase and started for
, r.,. %. have tina, ear ready for next Satur-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-09-29

SATURDAY finally came, and
~ the farm was in shipshapc
order. The corn was all IN, and
thcg--ss had been cut in the fence
corners. Pat was up bright and
carly, and before breakfast / saw
him out in the yard knocking the
heels off a pairof old shoes and
lacking small squares Of leather to
the soles Of the toes. Though |
had never seen a pair Of running
shoes, | knew instinctiycly what
he was trying to make. | walked
out TO where ne was at work.
what are those leather squares
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29
LA TOILETTE NOT DiTcHED.

There has been in existence a gen.
eral conspiracy all over the east seek
ing to make the people of the coun-
try believe that Senator LaFollette
is out of the race for the nomina-
tion for president. The conspiracy
was pretty largely successful. be-
cause many people believe LaFol-
lette has quit. Senator LaFollette is
not that kind, however. He will go
down fighting, if necessary, but he
will not run up the white flag.
The following extracts of tele
gram sent by Senator LaFollette per-
sonally to North Dakota Republicans
shows where the Wisconsin senator
stands on the subject of laying
down."
"The report that have withdrawn
as candidate is false, and the state
ments regarding my health ard gross
misrepresentation. They are part
of the pressure brought to bear to
force me from the contest, which
willingly undertook at a time when
no one else could be induced to make
the fight.
Il want delegates who are ready
to win, or lose if need be, in the
interest of great cause. Let me
through you assure the voters of
North Dakota that I shall as always
keep faith with them, and shall re-
main candidate steadfast to the
end"
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29
SHE MAY NOT WEAR JEWELRY
Princess Mary Is Fond Of II but Must
Eschew IL Until She Is
Seventeen.

Though Princess Mary is very fond
of jewelry she is not allowed to wear
any ornament except string of per.
fectly matched pearls on state occa-
sions and little gold chain and
locket which contains a piece Of white
heather in the home circle. The
pearls were her mothers gift to her
at the time Of the coronation, and
the locket was presented to her by
the Prince of Wales. who bought 1t
when he was at Cowes for the rS,at.
ia.
Queen Mary has let 1t be understood
that no one is to give Princess Mary
jewelry of any sort till she Is IT, and
before the royal party left for the
Durbar the queen repeated her wishes
on the score.
The princess has confessed to some
Of the ladies of the court that she
does not mind not having rings and
pins and chains, but that she yearns
for long gold earrings set with ru.
bies and diamonds and that when she
is II she hopes set will be given her,
and If not she will buy them herself.
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29
PROTECTION VS.. TARIFF
FOR REVENUE.

Workmen in Germany are protect
ed" by tariff wall like our own
Payne-Aldrich tariff wall. In England
the workers are not so protected"
According to Aldrich, Smoot, Gug-
genheim, ct al, the German workers
ought to have more ideal conditions
than the Britons. But let us see how
much benefit the German really gets
from protection:
Bricklayers in free-trade England
receive 1912 per week and are re-
quired to work but 521s hours. Brick
layers in protected" Germany re-
ceive $3.50 per week and are requir-
ed to work So hours a week.
This is not an isolated case. In
all industries the English worker re-
ceives higher wages than the Ger
mans and work fewer hours.
And this is not all: The cost Of
Germany than in unprotected Eng
land. Where Briton pays $1.2O in
rent a German pays $1.47. Where a
Briton (unprotected, spends $1.2O
on food and fuel a German (protect-
ed, spends $1.41.
The American workingman is being
outrageously tariff-taxed on every
thing he eats, wears or uses on the
theory he is being protected, when
as matter of fact the only thing
that is being protected by the tariff
is the monopolies of the tariff trusts
on the necessaries of life.
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29
JUGGLING THE FIGURES.

Here is business secret: If you
are running your business at big
loss, but wish to make the figures
show a big surplus. simply put off
paying heavy bills until after the re-
ports Of the receipts and expendi-
lures are made up for the year.
This is the system by which Post
master General Hitchcock put the
postoffice on paying basis" ac-
cording to charges made by w. d.
Brown, formerly a government audit,
or. whose expose of the situation is
so obviously true Mr.. Hitchcock has
failed to reply.
Mr.. Grown shows that the alleged
balance Of $219,11s.12 announced at
the close Of the last fiscal year to
the credit of the postoffice depart.
ment in reality does not exist at all,
but instead there is really deficit
of s7,OO0,O0O.
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29
A LITTLE RELIEF.

A charge of 25 cents, instead of
$1.32. for the delivery of a 11-pound
package on rural free delivery routes,
is in prospect, as the result of the
action OF Democratic members of the
house committee on postoffices and
postroads in Incorporating in the ap-
preparations bill provisions for ten
tative parcels post system. The COM
mittee members also agreed upon a
general domestic rate of IL cents
and maximum package of II pound.
This is the present international par
GELS post rate.
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29
SUGGESTS GREAT ROAD
FOR AUToMoBILlNG.

The following article from the
Central City Observer is an en-
couraging sign of the development
of a complete system Of roads
through this portion Of the noun
tains. In developing system Of
reads it would seem desirable that
they be constructed to form loops in
such manner that tourists could en-
ter the mountains by one way and
this idea in view it is suggested to
US that Central City should consider
regain the valley by another. With
the route to Boulder and then back
to Denver. 1t would traverse the
beautiful mountain park country from
Lookout mountain through Bergen
park, thence through Idaho Springs
to Central City traversing the gold
mining districts which are the most
noted and most replete in historical
and romantic associations of any por-
tion of the mountains, thence through
the South Boulder basin and down
foot hills city from which a very
perfect road leads back to Denver.
Between Idaho Springs and Central
City a feasible road could be built
through lower Russell Gulch and
around by the Sun and Moon mine.
In this manner Central City would
haze two routes to Denver, one by
way of Idaho Springs, the other
through Boulder each possessing un-
usual attractions. Such loop would
be very popular one day trip for
Denver automobilists.T The road would
also give to Central City, Boulder
and the towns of the north eastern
part of the state, direct entrance to
the continental thoroughfare over
Berthoud pass. - Idaho Springs Ga
zette.
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29

The Rip Van Wrinkle sheet cites as
evidence of failure in the conduct OF
the city government under Demo
cratic control the immense debt"
1t would have the voters forget about
the 100000 that was expended by a
Republican administration for res
ervoir," commonly referred to as a
monument, with interest on this
amount, bringing the total up to
100000. Neither does the Republican
organ mention the fact that when
the city government was turned over
to the control Of the Democrats every
flume had to be rebuilt and the main
pipe line to the reservoir replaced.
The sheet also overlooks the fact
that the revenues of the city dur.
ing the past five years have decreas-
ed $4,000 year due to falling off
in taxes. licenses and water collec-
tions. If the opposition paper can
show where there has been any graft
or where a dollar of the city's mon
ey has been extravagently expend-
ed, then it is liberty to criticize.
Not until then is it justified in i'm.
pairing the city's credit, which it
does in making false statements.
Gilpin observer., 1912-02-29
BABIES ALWAYS IN STYLE
Each One 10 Perfect to its Parcnts
and Perfect Nuisance to
Other Persons.

A baby is q small person about
which there is great diversity Of opin.
ion. This is because every baby is
considered perfect by the parents and
a perfect nuisance by everybody else.
There Is really nothing new about
the baby. Its institution dates back
to the beginning of the world, and at
that time 1t was a garden production.
The garden idea. however. is now OBJ
solete, and for many years the baby
has been grown in the house, with
early transplantings to the sunlight.
Every baby has a good voice. dis
tinct resemblance to some rich rela-
tive, and an afternoon nap. The voice
is heard by everyone, but the resem-
blance is heard chiefly by the rich
relative. The afternoon nan is heard
of everywhere as being necessary to
the baby, but sometimes the nap is
more honored in the breach than in
the observance. After the nap the
baby Is unable to understand why it
should be expected to sleep again at
night. and everyone else is unable to
understand why 1t should want to
stay awake. The baby's decision. how
ever, always carries the day-or, rath-
er. the night.
There are millions Of babies, but
only two kinds-boys and girls. The
boy baby is always the maternal and
paternal selection for the presidential
chair. and the girl baby is expected
to some day become the wife Of a
gentle and loving millionaire who will
do his best to appreciate her.
Later on the presidential nominee
develops strong desire to become a
motorman. and the future millionaire's
wife is seen to blush at the mention
ing Of the plumbers son. The fond
parents sigh gently. In point Of looks,
likewise. babies generally bear strong
resemblance to the well-financed and
unencumbered relatives.
Fashions may come and fashions
may go-but babies will always be in
style.-William Sanford, in Puck.