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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-05
BORN.

SHORT-To Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence A,
Short, a daughter.
JENKINS-In Honolulu. at the Ma
ternity Home, August 3, 1912. to Mr..
and Mrs. Christian F. jenkins, a
daughter.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-05

Bergstrom Music Co. Music and mu-
steal instruments. 1020-1021 Fort
st 5277
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

institution and it has been the mean:
of greatly advancing the farmer. Be
fore the days of the Farmers Ilsti-
tute most farming was done with
the hands and feet Now brains are
doing all the hard work, thanks 10
the hearty enthusiasm displayed at
the institute meetings
: The farmers in the vicinity of
Cairo, including those of Missouri
and Kentucky are presented with a
golden opportunity to climb into the
band wagon and see how the insti-
tute plan works The institute will
meet in Cairo next week and If YOU
have any agricultural inclinations
you had better be among those pres
ent. No matter how we'll posted in
farming you may be, you will learn
new at this meeting.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
STOMACH STAsvERS
EAT ANYTHING NOW
No Indigestion, Dyspepsia or Sour.
Classy, Upset Stomach for "Pape's
Diapepsin" Users.

Every year regularly more than a
million stomach sufferers in the Tn
tied States, England and Canada take
Pape's Diapepsin, and realize not on
" immediate, but lasting relief.
This harmless preparation will
digest anything you eat and over
come sour, Rassy or out-of-order
stomach five minutes afterwards,
II your meals don't fit comfortably,
or what you eat lies like lump Of
lead in your stomach, or If you
have heartburn, that is a sign of In
digestion.
Get from your pharmacist a fifty
cent case of Pape's Dapepsn and take
a dose just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour risings, no belching
OF undigested food mixed with acid
no stomach gas or heartburn, full
ness Of heavy feeling in the stomach.
nausea, debilitating headaches, dizzi-
ness Or intestinal grfping This Will
all go, and, besides, there will be no
sour food left ever in the stomach
to poison your breath with nauseous
odors
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure
for out-of order stomachs, because It
takes hold of your food and digests 1t
just the same as If your stomach
wasn't there
Relief in five misrtes from all
stomach misery is waiting for you at
any drug store.
These large fifty-ccnt cases con-
tain more than sufficient to thor
oughly cure almost any case of dys-
pepsia, indigestion or any other
stomach disorder ~-Adyt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
MOUNDS

Miss Inez O'sullivan. of Mound
City, was in Mounds Gil business Fri
lay morning,
number of our ;cachers Went to
Carboodale Friday morning to visit
the public schools at that place
Miss May Hawkins, of Mound
City, was here visiting the schools
Friday afternoon
Sam Blum has returned from a
business trip to St. Louis.
Mrs, Sylvester Clanton was shop
ping in Mound City Friday morning.
Mrs. Ell Hartman, who has been
confined to her he'd f,r some time, Is
reported better at this writing.
Mrs. Frank Moss and daughter,
Miss Regina. are visiting relatives in
Ashley.
Miss Norma ClantoH, was in Cairo
On business Friday afternoon.
Mrs j. Richardson, who fell and
broke her arm abont three weeks
ago, is getting on very nicely.
Misses Rose O'Sullivan and Doris
Derr. of Mound city, visited In
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
DURAN QUEER FRUIT
GROWS IN THE ORIENT AND HAS
HORRIBLE SMELL.
ii Taates Like Rich Cutlery Cue.
tafd Favored Win A!monds--
Large as Mau's Head and Gov
cred Win Sharp Spines.

The east furnishes in the DURAN
one Of the straAgest OF fruits. Il
has been called the king Of fruits.
az The orange is the queen, bus
there are many who entertain no lik-
ing for it.
There is this difficulty about the
DURAN, its consumption presents the
same obstacle to enjoyment as q
ripe cheese. TO eat DURAN one
must first overcome his sense OF
smell. The odor of the DURAN sug-
gests Limburger cheese, onion sauce,
brown sherry and other incongruitIes.
1t has also been compared to the
smell of limekiln in full operation.
The Malays are excessively fond OF
the fruit, ana those Europeans whose
sense OF smell is not oyerdeiicatc
contend that the DURAN is like rich
Buttery custard favored with I'll.
monds.
A British officer at Penang once
dined a member Of parliament about
TO leave for home, Among other deli
cacies an oyerripe DURAN was placed
upon the table. The guest, on being
pressed to partake OF it, declined,
with this remark:
1T may have been very good last
season, but If you will excuse me.
would rather not venture on it now"
A learned man in the east once
tried to confute an atheist. He babe
him reflect. just as an acorn fell
upon the unbeliever's head, that If
the acorn had been a pumpkin, it
would have cracked his skull,
See, my friend" said the learned
man, the evidence is not only of a
Creator, but OF beneficial Provi-
dence. in the fact that only small
nuts and fruits are permitted to grow
on trees"
The reasoning is contradicted by
facts. The DURHAM is as large as a
mans head. and is covered with
sharp spines 1t grows upon large
tree, somewhat similar to the wal
nut. When ripe ii falls. and If it
should strike any one the chances
arc that it would iniict damage The
natives, knowing the danger of a
blow from falling DURAN, stretch
nets under the trees in populous,
places, so that the fruit may be
caught as it falls.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Pennsylvania Frcd Hunters.


All the sport is not found In angling
for the gamy bass or specified trout.
The frog season is now open and if
there is any sport that requires skill
it is catching frogs, says the Susque-
hanna Transcript
There was a time when the twilight
sol0ists were taken any time during
tie year but since frogs were discoy-
cred to be of benefit to mankind. not
only as a food product but because
they kill embryo mosquitoes, it was de-
cided to have laws protecting them.
The frog season will end Nov 80.
Nets are now being prepared lamps
put in shape, gum boots tested to sec
where a mouse or time has worn holes
through the rubbar, and after dusk,
frog hunters throughout the surronnd-
ing rural district win be. seen vending
their way to the favorite frog pond or
stream.
Those who go for sport spend one
or two nights week in search Of the
greenbacks. and those who make liv-
ing by selling them to restaurants.
cafes, hotels and families rarely miss
a night This is especially the case
at the start of the season.
Veteran frog hunters do not reveal
their fayorite places. There are many
who have been going for years, and
even their closest friends do not know
where they make the large catches.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Peculiar Island Formations.

The Maldive archipelago, lying in
the Indian ocean, several hundred
miles southwest of the southern point
OF Hindustan. is inhabited, but it
rarely sees visitors from the civilized
world These islands, all composed
of coral rock. are no fewer than four
teen thousand in number Few Of
them rise more than seven or eight
feet above the sea level although
they contain cocoanut palms and 9TH
er forms Of vegetation Hundreds and
hundreds Of little islands. ranged
around in circle with narrow and
shallow channels between, form atolls
or rings, having quiet waters within.
Occasionally, in this unique group, an
individual island is found in the form
of ring with smooth lake inclosed
in its coral embrace.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
UTAH
By GEORGE FITCH.
Author of 'At Good Old Siwash 4"

Utah is a large tract OF reformed
desert land located around the
largest collection of brine in the
world and surrounded by more des-
crt on all sides When discovered
il was very lonely and was avoided
by the coyotes because o, its climate
and lack of shade But man has i'm
proved Utah until she blooms with
roses and raises enough grain to feed
herself in spite of the fact that she
exceeded the speed limit for many
years in raising families,
Utah was not intended for human
residence any more than Texas was
hut when the Mornons located thee
IN 1877 they were TOO tired to &C
on, and besides the country had been
getting steadily worse for 500 miles
So they borrowed all the rivers in
the vicinity and turned them onto
the desert. Water a stock and Il
will produce automobiles. private
yachts and Congressional inyestiga
lions Wates a desert and II viii
produce bumper crops In the
spring the Utah farmer chases q
river over his land and in the sum
mer he piles dust over the ground
aud waits for the har~est. Dry
farming is very successful in Utah,
and is not as exasperating as dry
farming in Maine.
Utah is famous for its Mormons
who have built great churches. and
industries. and who work together
in politics better than Tammang
hall Politics in Utah doesn't con
Germ itself with the II e. The Only
issue IS the Mormca vote. and it
takes pretty good bait nowadays t.
catch it.
Utah is also famous for it's great
salt Lake, across which the South
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
The pun Likely 10 BE Converted.


A small dog with q large bark and
janitor with an itnpcilment in his
speech gave one number at religious
service recently that was not in the
regular order of exercises az an
nounced from the pulpit. Early in the
service, the pup had come into tho
church and iptrenchad itself at the
end of a pew, where it yelped noisy
defiance at the worshippers who
passed. II was not long before the
janitor realized his duty and started
to perform It, The little animal noted
his approach and retreated behind tho
feet Of the occupants Of the pew and
it's Intermittent yelp was turned into
a long roll Of defiance as the janitor
made frantic grabs at it. tl@
The minister gave up the unequal
contest at this point and addressing
the ianitor he said:
''Just leave him alone, brother,
maybe he wants religion"
"TI-Ill g-g-give him all the re-
lig-g-ion he wants if III ever g-get
to him." was The earnest response
and many who had come to worship
remained to laugh.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

Joseph Girsch, iron moulder, has
been ordered not TO go TO work IN
der penalty of being sentenced to the
vorkhouse, This unusual order was
made by Chicago Judge at the in
'tance of Mrs Joseph Girsch, who
omplained that when her husband
works he beats her The beatings
IRE especially severe, she said. on
lays when the hands at the mill are
)aid off. Inasmuch as Joseph is a
Model husband when he is not work
ng TO earn money to buy strong
yhiskey and inasmu"h as Mrs. JOS
ph has enough money to take care
# him, but not enough TO keep him
NJ state OF perpetual intoxication.
ne is satisfied to sanction his LOAF
1g. What Joseph really needs is 4
7ng sentence in the wo~khouse
here he could apply his accomplish
tents to rocks. The fact that he Is
= iron moulder and possessed Of
reat physical strength might have
'fuenced the Judge in making such
ridiculous order. Was the Judge
raid Joseph wonld give him a Beat !
ig? Jack Johnson has number
I open dates. Perhaps he would
,nsent to passing judgment on Joe's
Sc.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

HUMOROUS QU|PS

Mother. ! wish you wouldn't men,
ton dishwashing when George is cali
ing on me-
why not, indeed7" -u
II don't like it. 1t sounds com.
mon"
Common. Ell? We have to eat
don't we9'
"Of course"
And George knows we eat and use
dishes?'
That's very TRUE"
And George also knows that dishes
have to be washed, therefore some.
body has to wash them?"
But, mother"
What now?"
IF you keep on talking about il
George may discover that YOU make
father wipe them, and he may think
the same thing is coming to him IL
he should propose to me"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
The Farmers Institute.

Whenever you find a man whC
lmagines himself to be so proficient
In his work that he Is without equal
you have discovered 24-kara'
Ounce. A mar can be mighty pro
ticient in his work, but there is al
ways some other fellow who can
show him something new--soma
thing he never thought of before.
One reason why physicians an5
other professional men are so sue
cessful can be attributed to the fact
that they meet and exchange knowl
edge. In recent years the tillers q
soil, more Familiarity known as farm
crs. have been getting together and
swapping pointers on how to farm
successfully.
The Farmers Institute is a worthy
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
ANNA

Miss Ina Baker went to Herrin,
r., Thursday to Attend dinner
trty Thursday evening She was
he guest Of her brother, DR. Lester
'aker.
P. G. Willouahby left Thursday for
aringfeld, where he is employed in
ae State Automobile department
r. Wi,loughby has been the guest of
lends and relatives here for four
aeks.
Mrs. Chas. V. Higgins, who is en-
Dyed in the State Hospital at Mt
easant, Iowa, is visiting her par
IS, Nj. and Mrs E. R. Leonard
David s. Lansden, Of Cairo, was in
ana this week He attended cir
It court at Jonesboro a couple of
avs
Twin sons were born to Mr.. and
RS. w. 0. Lacey, north of Anna, last
hurslay. This is the third pair Of
Tins born to this couple besides FIVE
her children.
Alderman Brady is in Champaign
is week attending the annual
9mecoming of the Illinois Uni
rsity His son, Eddie, is student
the school.
Mrs. Harry Piersol is the guest of
n sister. Mrs. Maud Treece, in Free
1rg, Ill.
Mrs. Frank Hartman and daugh-
+, Miss Mildred, ard son, Seeley,
Chicago, have been the guest Of
g family Of A. A. Fasig this week.
ISIS Mildred left Thursday for ST..
>uis, where she will visit friends.
Special revival meetings vii begin
t the First M. +. church next Sun
~ Eyangelists Martin and Ed
ards will hold the meetings.
The Union Academy football team
as unable to get came for Satur-
" and as result have an open date.
Mrs. Louise Kirkmn has returned
ONE from Joplin, Mo-, and will
end the winter with her daughter,
FRS. r. W. Willard.
Two new iron bridges have been
1t in the river road and you can
1w drive to the river without get
ng your new car muddy
The man who was killed by a train
Balloon last Wednesday has been
'entified as William a. Branson, OF
arbOndale, Ill.
The annual thrysanthemum show
Alto Pass this week was the best
icy have ever held There were
ONE very fine plants and sons
empting premiums offered. The
Judges We're, Claude Wisely, florist
trs. Willard Hall and Mrs. Kent. al
Murphysboro, Ill. Mr.. Wisely hai
ne largest greenhouses in any PAR
t Southern Illinois
| TIL Union Fruit Package Co, ha,
urchased the retail fruit packag,
usiness of F. p Anderson. Free
roberts, who has been with Mr.. An
'erson for many y~ars, has been an
ointed manager
| Miss Mary Finch has returne,
ON Elymira and other points /,
| no. where She has been visitin,
'elatives.
Don't forget to see Bob Rich an,
4 ave The Cairo Bulletin hanging o,
4 our door every morning when yol
/ come 70 work, Exclusive Associates
| Press service for Southern Illinois
Get next sundays paper aud Sc
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
New Idea for POLISHING.

BY Introducing steel balls into a
rumbllng barrel, says the Engineer, it
is possible to polish castings and, in
fact, actually to burnish them to a
very high degree. Since the process
is completely mechanical, it can I'M
doubtedIy be introduced in many
brass foundries with the result of
saving labor costs. 1t appears to be
customary to use enough steel balls
to make up approximately twice the
volume Of the pieces which are rum
bed the size Of the balls ranging
from one.quarter inch down to one.
sixteenth inca in diameter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

Uncle Jack, who was visiting them
for the Christmas holidays from the
west, wished to talk to Elizabeths ia
Their at his office He could not find
the telephone directory, and thus APP
pealed to three-year-old Elizabeth for
information regarding the telephone
number.
Elizabeth, what does mamma ask
for when she talks to daddy at his
officea he inquired.
Elizabeth was wise for her days,
Money" she lisped.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Takinu Mo Chances.

A pittsburg man, visiting in Youngs-
town, had TO drop note to his stenog-
rapher.
What is the proper way to address
young LADY," he asked his host,
Would you say, My Dear Miss Dear
Miss, or WHAT"
Just address her as you would in
the office" advised the friend
"Oh, that would never do" the Wis.,
itor exclaimed; suppose my wife
should get the letter."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16


ern Pacific has bull, the l)ngest
bridge in the world The t. has
handsome mountain bridges, natural
bridges. which are tall enoasl TO
let the SINGER buildins pass rudar
without raising the drav "a LII
eral deposits Of geld ar z.ter. /
has several great mines and nan
be- of railroads IN good working or
der, but not enough to congr't it
with population II has $1,000,
of whom about half pay one-tenta
of their income to the Mormon
church and do nor make as much
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

What advice would you give a man
who said he was afraid he was de-
veloping symptoms Of kleYtomania p
asked the physician.
You ought to send him 10 me
replied the lawyer The manner in
which medical experts are taking
cases that properly belong to the
legal profession is going to cause some
Kind OF an ethical clash, sooner or
later"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
A Warning.

since the pupii' 0tiAcN
more than so cases OF scarlet fever
and dsphtheia have been reported
m the authorities. Scarlet fever anG
diphtheria have been epidemic y
several parts OF the State and y
some cities conditions have becom'
SO serious that IT was necessary e
close the public schools.
Cairo has escaped the epideml
thus far, thanks to the vigilance Q
the school authorities, but il NOR
precaution is not exercised by par
ents of children i'll with contagiou
diseases, there is constant danger 0
the diseases. which are highly con
tagious. will become widespread
The school authorities eomplal
that the health regulations are nc
observed and 1t is said that step
viii be taken to punish parents VIII
violate the laws. The health law
REQUIRE absolute isolation for pa
tients Ill with contagious ailments
as we'll as those who attend then
In homes where this IN scarlet rfeye
or diphtheria, the patient should
kept in room to which no: othe
members OF the family, excepting tb
member who is acting, as nlirse, ca
gain entrance. If there are othe
children in the family. It is the du'
OF the parents to keep them apaI
from the children of neightbori
Under no circumstances should the
be permitted to attend school
visit other public places.
When there is a sick patient, sui
fering from contagious disease, /
any house. 1t is the duty Of Ii
mother or father to maintain an alb
solute quarantine, Some mothers
strange as it may seem, are not will
ing TO sacrifice their comfort to thi
extent, with the result that the othe
children, who have been exposed &
the sick patient, are permitted to 60
to school, moving picture shows ane
other public places, jeopardizing IN
health of everyone with whom the!
come in contact.
In other cases, the parents are is
norant of the dangers of spreadins
the diseases and this doubtless is du
to earelessness on the part Of the at
tending physician. A mamber oi
the school board declared to Tn;
Bulletin yesterday that some Of til
physicians declined to attempt thf
enforcement OF the health laws Or
the ground that it endangered thai'
practice. This certainly is deolor
able In most cities physicians ar
compelled to report all eontagiouI
cases, under a severe penalty.
The school authorities are makil'
every effort to prevent an epidem
in Cairo, but they are powerles
without the hearty cooperation o
the parents of scholars An epi
demic Of scarlet fever and diphtheri
is hard to handle under any circum
4, stances, but it is comparatively cas-,
to prevent. You can help by main
( tanning strict quarantine In you
home II any member of the famil
( is afflicted with any contagious dis
ease, or by reporting to the healt
authorities any cases that may com
to your attention, particularly case
that have not already been reported
Whether or not Cairo shall hay
an epidemic like other cities depend
almost entirely upon the manner
which the health laws are observet
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
SIZE
His Car.

I've new car that's a beauty"
said Green Runs 50 smoothly you
can't feel it Perfectly noiseless. No
doors And as for speed, il fairly
whizzes You can't see II 80 byt"
My word!' replied Green's English
friend Can't teel IT, can't hear it.
can't see it, cant smell It, say.
how do you know you have an auto,
mobile at al,?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Both Use Them.

Redd-Don't sthink the cost Of
living Is increasing?
Greene-Oh, yes; / used to keep o
horse and now I've got an automo-
bile.
Redd--What's that got to do with
1t?
Greene--Tt costs me more for.shoos.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

Little Girl want to get mitten
II il don't cost too much
Shopkeeper-Oh! YOU mean pair
Of mitteas, don't you my child?"
Little Girl No; only just one-one
that's suitable for a boy that's goin
to propose an be rejected"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Old Running Mates.

"Who is this Damon aud Pythias
hear SO much about? | heard C. good
deal about EN- at the convention
Il think they headed a ticket back
about t840, ventured the other man
gatiotlsly. - Kansas City Journal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

Il understand that a number of wo,
men ahace learned to smoke cigars"
said the frivolous observer.
Il don't believe It," replied Mr..
Meekton. "The kind of cigars women
buy nobody could smoke"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

The pretty frock here given is sim
plicity itself in construction, 1t may
be nicely carried out In white linen
WITH the trimming of blue and white.
This trimming outlines the square cut
neck, bands the short sleeves and
composes the belt The dress closes at
the back, ie in Duchess style and has
separate guimpe.
The pattern (5919l is cut in sizes
6 TO IL years. Medium size will re-
quire 2% yards OF 36 inch material and
" yard of II inch contrasting goods
FOR dress and 17s yards OF q inch ma;
terial or rs yards of SO inch goods
for guimpe
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Eic Own worfie

'Is Rigby man of Culture?"
"Oh, yes indeed You just ought to
hear him say, I'm strong for music
and the drammer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Marriage LicenseS.

Edward Parker. 2G, ana Miss Car
RE Shaw, 20, both OF Cairo.
Jacob G. Steger p. and Miss Ida
NJ. stubbiefeld, -, both OF Cairo
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
NicariniIs penance.

"Haye you given UP any pleasure as
a penance ducing Lent
Certainly I've given up giving my
wife money for matinee tickets"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

Exceeded the speed limit for many
years in raising families
fuss about il as the ordinary man
when he pays $11.43 in taxes.
Utah became state in 1886, at
which time the Mormons agreed to
rarry with moderation and re-
straint Salt Lake City an emo :
nous little city of 1000 people,
is its capital, ana ogden is the only
other settlement visible from fast
train.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
Rinqlnu the Bell,

This rather clever little thought
We captured on the wing,
A pretty girl IS called belle
because she's maid to ring.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16
There Are Some Left.

PA, what's haberdasher?"
"A man who keeps shop that is
patronized by men whose clothes are
not bought by their wives"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-16

when the attention Of The Bull
letin ID called to any misstatement
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections viii
sheerfully be made.)