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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
The Rev. Irl R. Hicks 1913 Almanac.

The Rev. Irl r. Hicks Almanac for
1918 is now ready. 1t is the most
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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
Books Close Nov. q.

The Treasurer book of the Emer-
gency Hospital closes next Wednesday
November %, and all persons who de-
sire to be registered in the membership
of the Annapolis Emergency Hospital
Association, by the payment of 81
annually which entities them to a
vote for the Board of Managers, are
requested to send in their names and
the accompanying $500 before next
Wednesday. The Treasurer, Mrs.
Feldmeyer will be glad to receive any
names, but must close her accounts
next Wednesday in order to balance her
books for the annual meeting on Mon
day Dec. 2.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22

One thinks Of all New England as
settled early, but in reality all Of that
half of Maine lying east Of the Penob-
scot river is newer than the Ohio
valley. The first permanent English
settler anywhere in that section was
Joshua Treat. who established himself
in 1853 about where Stockton Springs
now is. In 1863 there was not an
English settler above Bangor. Even
as recently as a century ago, so the
census of 1910 shows. nine-tenths Of
the population of Maine was west Of
the Penobscot river.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
Dance Of P. O. S. Of A.

On Thanksgiving evening a dance
will be given by Washington Camp No.
So, Patriotic Order Sons of America
at the City Assembly Rooms. A splen-
did program of music has been ar
ranged.
The committee consists of the follow
ing: G. c. Hartman, chairman, w. H.
T. Brown, Treasurer, Henry Miller,
Clinton Dean, Norman Gardiner, Aug
ustus Wavson. An enjoyable evening
is promised all patrons.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
InsuIted Him.

Mrs. Highupp-"J John, was never
so angry in my life as this afternoon.
when that lecturer at our club delib-
erately insuited you" Mr.. Highupp-
'Tnsulted me-" Mrs. Highupp-'Yes;
he referred to the railroad Of which
you are president as a common car
rier"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22

asHow foolish you women are" said
Mr.. Nagg to his better half. You
don't catch men doing such things as
Joining Don't Worry clubs" "Of
course not" snapped Mrs. Nagg.
Men couldn't give up the pleasure OF
worrying their wives.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
Beware Of Ointments for catarrh That
Contain Mercury.

Beware OF UIntments for Catarfh That
Contain Mercury.
as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles
should never be used except on pre-
scriptions from reputable physicians,
as the damage they will do is ten fold
to the good you can possibly derive from
them. Halls Catarrh Cure manu-
featured by F. j. Cheney & Co Toledo,
o.. contains no mercury, and is taken
internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the svs-
tenn. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure
be sure you get the genuine. 1t is
taken internally and made in Toledo,
Ohio, by F. ] Cheney & Co. Testimo-
malls free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 75s. per
bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for eonsti-
patton.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22

The United States cruisers Tennes-
see and Montana arrived at Gibraltar
yesterday afternoon. They are coal
ing preparatory to proceeding to Turk
ish waters for the protection of Ameri-
can citizens in the Ottoman empire.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
Fair Colder.

wAsHrSeroS. Nov - ii5o A. M.
For Maryland Fair; cooler tonight
Saturday fair.
w. l.. MOORE.
Cnief OF Weather Bureau.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
NOVEMBER. p. 1919.
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subscribers 20 the Eventnx UaDs1ai
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alease report the same 20 this Office ana We
vii sndeavOr TO remedy khe same,
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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22
XXTHEN You Buy
w a New Suit or
Overcoat-

You want it to look good
to yourself and friends.
To be in style,
To fit well.
To wear well.
These things mean salts
faction and that's all any
one can get. That's what
you will get if you buy your
Suit or Overcoat here. And
you'll get this complete sat-
isfaction here for the least
money that will buy equally
good clothing anywhere.
Snappy styles for young fel-
lows. Conservative styles
for conservative men.
Prices Start at 81. SO and advance
gradually to $22.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1912-11-22

Trespass notice printed on muslin
or on paper for sale at this Office.
Now is the time to post trespass
notices when gunners with dog and
gun are won't to trespass on private
property. Buy q trespass notice at
The Capital Office.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Close Rs,st,onsn,p.

The Duke of Aorfolk once gave a
great dinner party to u number Of his
neighbors The duke was at the head
Of the table. and man seated near
him called ont to one of his neighbors
at the other end Of the table:
"Mr Howard. will you drink glass
OF wine with me: There was a con.
nectioD between our families"
with great deal Of pleasure" re-
piled Mr. Howard. though don't
know exactly what the connection Is,
but in this county there have been sew
eral marriages between neighbors."
why. sir" resumed the gentleman.
your ancestor. Lord William Howard.
hung up twenty-three out of twenty
seven Of my family. and you must own
that was tie Kansas City Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
MASONIC ELECTION.

Brazos Union Lodge No. 129, A. F. &
A. NJ, elected officers for the ensuing
year last night, as follows:
DIR. A. L. Mondrick, worshipful mas
ter.
7. A. Adams, senior warden.
49, Blackman. junior warden.
DR.. r. M. Raysor. secretary.
R. w. Howell. treasurer.
NJ r.. Phillips, tiler.
The other officers are appointive,
and will be named later.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Riaht TO the Point.

To do even the most humble work
worthlly and well something more than
blind mechanical service must he
given A young mistress once asked
her took abour certain. recipe. lust
how much -four do you put In. Nary"
Law. mum. you don't follow any rule.
you Just use your jedgmentr' Bur
suppose you don't have any judg
menty returned the puzzled mistress.
Then don cook" was the reply. SUI
cinct and to he point
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Our Funny Bono.

The funny bone or crazy" bone
as 1t Is commonly called. is In reality
no bone at all. but nerve. and It's pc
culiar name. Of facetious origin. Is u
pun on the word "humerus." the cylin
drical bone which runs from the shout
der to the elbow. the ulnar nerve pass
ing around It. The nerve Is here super
ficial and therefore comparatively I'M
protected. so that 1t may be easily
compressed. and then u blow upon II
causes a strange tingling sensation in
the course of its distribution, which is
felt as far away as the little finger
The humerus has been the occasion
of humor in others. for Locker wittily
writes In An Old Muff." published
about 1740:
He cannot be complete in aught
Who Is not humorously prone.
A man without merry thought
Can hardly have a funny bone.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Young Men Wanted

To qualify for railway telegraph serv
Ice. Can't supply demand on us for
operators Railroads have their wires
running in school, and doing all posi-
BILE to assist us in training young men
for their service. Situation sure. Elk
penses low. Address Dallas Telegraph
College, Dallas, Texas
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Stead and kina Leopold.

Mr.. W. T. Stead counted among the
most trying experiences of~his life an
interview he had with King Leopold
of Belgium at the time when Gordon
was shut up in Khartum. He went to
Brussels and obtained special inter
view with the king IN order to pro.
pose that he should move on behalf
Of Gordon and claim the Sudan as his
reward Leopold answered that he
would ont accept the Sudan IL 1t were
Offered to him on silver salver."
but Mr. Stead urged his point. and
they debated the matter In strenuous
fashion for over an hour
HE was exceedingly angry" said
Mr.. Stead. land ragged and fnmed In
such a fashion that ! felt more than
once 1t would have given him great
satisfaction to have drawn his sword
and thrust it through the vitals of his
English visitor II was try.
Ing ordeal for me- ! was glad to learn
after that Leopold also felt the strain"
Meeting VI. de Laveleye twho had In
troduced Mr.. Stead, some months after
ward az Spa. the king referred to the
Interview. Stead he exclaimed. "lf
was terrible How that man made me
Chronicle
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
The CAPTAIN Had TO Decide,

Etiquette on the great liners has its
difficulties. TO judge from the following
letter: THE question Of precedence
makes morgue Of tbe first dinner on
hoard. when few foreign titles hap
pen to let their cerulean blood boil over
into the soup. On recent voyage the
commander was told by the chief stew
ard that there were two Austrian
ladies' of title on board One was an
elderly baroness: the other was higher
in rank. but quite young Both were
determined to SIT on the right OF the
skipper Driven TO despair. he said. I
will let the ladies settle the matter for
themselves. and won't go down till
dinner is half over We had reached
the cheese when the unhappy com.
mander crept warily to his seat. Both
ladies were still standing frigidly be
hind his empty chair He had to do
something. so he gave the younger war
rior the seat Of honor. while the van
pushed baroness looked chain light
ming at the enemy London Opinion
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
MORGAN GIVES NEGRO
SCHOOL $25, 900 IN CASH.
IBy Associated Press. /

Nashville. Tenn, May 29.-Presi
dent George A. Gates of Fisk Univer
sity, a local negro institution, an
nounces the receipt of letter from
j. Pierpont Morgan subscribing $25,
900 to the school, the purpose being to
assist in getting a 100000 donation
from the general educational board.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
LOOKING For Trouble.

A very young gentleman. after hear.
ing some vigorous language from bis
father. called up his grandmother on
the telephone and warned her. "You
better come down to our house and So
about the words your son has bee'
using - Exchange
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30

great benefit to growing crops. There
was considerable wind, but so far no
serious damage has been reported
Some trees and fences were blown
down in town. and a small barn on
Mr. Wilcox's place near villa Maria
was twisted around
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30

your hall ~, he way TO the top door
where she catches rats You'd better
be careful and not step on her. as that
Is the only thing that makes her cross
1T wouldn't be very serious II I did
make cat cross" was the laughing
response. But the host shook his head
III don't know much about CATS" he
said. Our Susie is boa constructor
She's ms gentle as n baby unless you
step on her Sometimes she takes n
short cut through this room. so don't
be surprised II you see her Goo
night" New York Press
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
What Susia Was.

The Mexican was showing his newly
arrived New York guest to room,
and after the usual courtesies he
paused on the threshold 10 say: by
the way. we always turn Susie loose
for the night and she will pass through
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
An Invitation.

whats the difference between .
haunted house aud handsome man
about to kiss you?' asked she coyly.
II give it up he murmured. growing
Interested.
why. you can let haunted
house "--Trinrrton Flyer
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Mother.

Most OF All the other beautiful things
In life come u, lwos and threes. by
dozens ard hundrn,S Plenty of roses,
stars. sunsets rainhOws. brothers and
sisters. aunts and COUSINS hut only
one mother IN all the wide world
Kate Douglas Wiggin
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Hardly Fair.

(which Is your favorite among the
plays of Shakespeare. Mr. Henpeck"
THE Tanning OF the Shrew.'"
"Isnt do Won think yon ought TO per.
NIT your persons feeling to get the
better of Your judgment 10 such n
natter" Chicago Record Herald
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Depraved.

what Is your idea OF classical
music"
"Well." replied Mr.. Cumrox. Il
don't profess to know much about H..
But /, always seems to me that when
a mar writes classical music lie simply
takes a tune and sees how much nv
can muss II up" Washington Star
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
His PIeasurss.

Lateiywe ~GueSs I'll run out for q
shave and hair cut Mrs l.atelywed-
Oh. darling Won PROMISED never 70
lesve me I.aIel,w'.d But, dearest. :
aust have some pleasure
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Not This side Of Eden.

VIII moi the world ever produce =
great artist In the form OF tailor VIII,
can make clothes TO harmonic With
the pocketbook p Nashville Banner
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
THE RAIN GENERAL.

As far as The Eagle has been able
10 learn today, the rain of last night
was general over the county and state.
1t was badly needed and will be of
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30

Lost-Gold watch without second
hand or big hand and crystal, with
John Deere fob. Return to Eagle
office.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
Notice, Carpenters!

With every 5O.cent purchase of mer.
cfandise ! will give you a nice pres.
ent. Call and see me. John NJ Sebesta
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
En;oYsd Moving.

Weeks once knew man who real
~ enjoyed moving Seeks. don't br
iieve il Weeks-lt's a fact. You see
he lived In a houseboat.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-05-30
A Fair Opportunity.

Tasso. being told that he had a fail
opportunity Of takiii. advantage OF a
very bitter enemy. replied. I wish not
TO plumber him. but there are things
which ! wish to take from him-mrl
his honor OF his life. bnl his male,
and III will"
Well spoken-a noble taking from
an enemy. his malice ana i'll viii
How IL that done: Love L. the potent
weapon Heap Goals Of fire on hi
head Exchange
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
WILL MARRY HEALTHY ONLY
Chicago Pastors Indorse Plan to
Have Doctors Certificate.

Dean Summers suggestion that
ministers demand a health certificate
as well as q marriage license nom
those wishing to he married was -
proved yesterday BY 200 Protestant
clergymen in n meeting OF the fed
Grated churches OF this city.
While no set OF rules was pro-
rosed for the various churches. a
resolution was adopted unanimously
urging pastors to direct their ener-
gies toward creating public opinion
tina shall indorse the plan proposed
by Dean Sumner.
While some may urge that the
state should take the first step I'm
demanding a health certificate" said
Dean Sumner. " Ianswer that for 40
years Michigan has had a law that
provides that a minister who mar
ries a person who is a victom OF Q n
tagious disease shall be fined $1,000
and sent to jail.
THE law has lever been enforced.
II will no be enforced until the
ministers take the initiative In the
desired reform Chicago Dispatch
10 New York Times.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
FRENCH CARTOONIST ROW.
We Haven't Such Here, is Legend
Under Picture.

The Taft Roosevelt quarrel is the
slbject OF a deal Of comment and
%scathing criticism. This phase OF the
Presidential campaign Is made by La
Nation the subject OF a clever car
to- on the front page. II shows
Taft and Roosevelt glaring angrily
at each other and exchanging the
following epithets:
'Sycophant!" "Violater Of the
Constitution" "Forger," 'Ingrate,"
'Tyrant," "Briberi" "Dictator!"
"ObstructiOnist!" Dangerous dema-
gogue!" Mr.. Facing-Both- Ways.
Below the picture il the legend:
AT any rate we haven't this in
France.-Paris Marconigram in New
York Times.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
Custard A La Burbank.

Luther Blrbank the wizard OF
horticulture, is subjected to con-
slant annoyance at home and a94oad
by obtrusiye and inquisitive stfan-
gers. He was walking on the street
In San Francisco recently wheurone
or them seized him by tae Arm.
captured mis- r1ITfaIlt hand and
pumped II vigorously
How are you. Burhnnng How are
your" he inquired effnsively. What
miracle are you working on now :"
"Well-it's a secret replied the
expert. but ] don't mind telling you
I'm grating miIkweed On eggplant
"Yes-yes? What do you expect
to producer
"Custard.f
Saturday Eseping Post
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
Carrying Spare Valve Parts-A Re-
pair Kit Indispensable. .

Ii is always a good plan TO carry
a package of extra valve parts such
as valve insides, valve caps washers
and dust caps, says the Michelin Tire
few cents and are at times invalu-
able. The small rubber tipped valve
inside, which is really the valve pro-
per, sometimes leaks when old. Ii
can. be screwed out readily by in
valve cap and using it like a screw
ldriyer. When the valve inside is re-
moved it is only the work of a mo-
ment to fit a new one.
A leaky tire valve is sometimes
responsible for a fault blamed on a
E"slow puncture". When pumping up
4 tire II the pump handle comes up
of fself after pushing down on the
Initiation stroke a leaky tire valve
mag be looked for. III the motorist
IdEIlce q SPARE set VI waive pdTlS
he Is all right, but not so his less
thoughtful n~eighbor who left his in
the garage!
The motorist early in the season
should provide himself with a good
tire repair kit including a supply
of 4fastic.. a can OF cement of good
EQUALITY. some inner tube patches in
assorted sizes and q blow out or in
side envelope patch. The red inner
tube patches are generally conceded
best. Those of pure para rubber, not
containing fabric. the edges OF which
ARE beyeled are to be recommended.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
See the new Maxwell
Mascotte the Great
American Family Car
The Maxwell Mascotte is a big, stylish, well-built
car for the family man. 1t meets a l~ong-standing
demand for a real family car at less than $1,000.

In its design are embodied the same
mechanical construction and materials -
the same Maxwell qualities that won the
Glidden Tour. This means a dependable
car, efficient at all times.
Maxwell reliability and durability are en-
dorsed by 10000 Maxwell owners. The
New York State records also prove these
qualities 81 per cent of Maxwell cars
registered in 1905 being again registered in
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04

1911, showing seven years continuous
usage.
The Mascotte Is just the c. required by
the family man-and ut a reasonable figure.
1t is unequaled by any other car selling
within 5000 of its price.
This price is the result of great purchas-
ing power, ~unequaled manufacturing facili-
ties and quantity production Of the United
States Motor Company.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
Freight Shipments.

The following car loads of freight
We're received here yesterday:
Seven ears merchandise. one car
lime, and one car sugar.
One car of ice was shipped out.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04

The seventh international dry
farming congress will be held at
ethbridge. Alberta. Canada. In Oc-
Itober.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
Cattle Market.

Associated Press.
Kansas City. Mo-, June 3-Cattle
steady to 10 cents lower; export
steers $50 to $40. Hogs. 10 cents
higher; heavies $3.50 10 1855.
Sneep, steady to % cents lower.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04

There will be no compromise; I
viii name the dark horse: IL will be
me. am the rennhIicsn ne-ts The
IL lave it, "-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04

Since IL was Col. Roosevelt who
made Mr.. Taft president. it may be
natnral after all for the colonel to
feel that he has the right to nnmake
hiszereation.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-06-04
Some Malefactor Wrote This.

The irony of it is that all the
other people who imagine they are
Lincoln are in lunatic asylums.-
Columbia State.