New-York tribune., 1912-01-13
THE TiLK or THE ny.

'Thov do things IN strange way IN Rus
eia savr letter In tho "Russische Kor-
rcerondeuz' from a correspondent in War
saw behind closed doors sixty-sevon
members ~ tho Polish Socialist party were
tried After session Of ten DAYS IT be-
came known that ten or tho accused mon
woro dismissed. twenty-five of tho remain
iug HNv-scvcn were sentenced 10 deporta-
ilou and prison sentences were pronounced
against tho remaining thirty-tvo accused
Socialists I'm terms ranging from seventeen
wears to two years eight months In All
20 wears of prison service wer" dealt out.
IN say nothing 81 tho twenty-five unfortu-
mates who were dcportcd And all this be-
hind closed doors
Ncwrich-IIow far back docs my family
Gencalogist-That's for YOU to decide.
Wen go a. far back as you wish to pay
FOR, sir.-Judgc.
At the opera house the other evening
H., auditors seated IN popular priced
mart of tho house watched with amuse-
mont tho disintcrcstcd attention paid 10
tho opcra by certain woman who sat
with friend who obviously wished to
listen 10 the music. Tn" watchers saw IN"
womaus lips moving while the orchestra
flooded tho auditorium with sound. And
then. Just as lull In the music came
their amusement was increased when they
heard her say shrIlly. But put onions in
mine"
Mrs Womba, proceeded 20 use some YER"
plain language.
Mr.. NOmbat objected.
Amt what I say true demanded Mrs
Yet, but woman. bo more diplomatic
You talk as n you were abrOgating
treaty. Washington Herald.
When the late Or Alois Donnhauser was
AT the head Of the United States Weather
Bureau in New York. about thirty years
ago. II was located on the roof OF the
ItouitabIe Building and was one Of the no.
table downtown show places. To reach the
weather Office on Sundays one had to walk,
as no elevators were operated on that day
one Sunday q friend called on the weather
man. and after a short visit started for
the street. but soon returned, and, painting
with excitement and tho effort To gain the
roof quickly Informed Donnhauscr that
tho building was burning. Then get out
as soon as you can he said, and pushed
tho man toward the little staircase which
led from tho office And how about you?'
the man asked excitedlv "Tll stay and SOC
what happens" he said calmly. The man,
thoroughly frightened. hurried down and
was relieved to find plumbers irspot on
the third floor the cause Of his alarm.
and thon," SO Dr. Donnhauser used 10
tell the story, tho man came flying back
again 10 reassurc me and 10 take needed
rest from his ,Ncrtions.'
40" said tho disconsolate GIL: II an
sure AIcernon does not love me His mind
is not on me az II should be-
How do you know
- pIavcd bridge at tho same table with
him and hc could remember what the trump
was all the time. Washington star.
reading club composed Of women VIII
celebrate the one hundredth birthday Of
Rerthold Auertach on February % with a
fancy costume reception Al tho homo of
tho vicc-president Tho invitation. I'm the
form Of = letter, SAYS that there Will he
no reading and no debate. but tho mem
hors are requested 70 appear IN costumes
rcprcaontirg characters In the works Of the
great writer. The Dorf Geschichton,' 'Das
Landhaus am Rhcin.' 'Andrcas Hofer.
'Auf der H8he' and others which we have
read will furnish ample material. AS to
the men you must designate what tho man
whom you invite shall wear for II Will he
a leap year party, which viii not end untn
the leap year day begins"
Time is money" quoted tho Wise Guy
Possibly" replied tho Simple Mug, but
n isn't always an easy matter to effect the
exchange. Philadelphia Record.