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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21
TIMELY BITS OF SPORT
Giants Will Be Home on Friday
to Tackle the Cubs.
WESTERN TRIP D0LEFUL
charley Murphy Eas Reason to
Respect Players with the
Tail End Clubs.

60 much has been written and said
.,o,t the Giants and their slump that it
arms unnecessary to continue the mourn
al subject. They will be home on Fri
Az and then no doubt the outlook for
onother National League pennant will
-. an a more rosy color. Their present
,,,.,sior os the Western cities in the Cir
,,.i, mas been in striking contrast to their
srs, trip in the enemy's country. when
,rsy practically rode rOughshod over all
orrosi-.on and lost only two games of
,birteen played. To date it has been quite
IN. reverse this time. Up to yesterday
tbsy had won only four games and lost
.icbt. There is much consolation. how
ever in the fact that the Philies, who,
bv the way. are beginning to live up to
The promise held out during their spring
raining trip. checked the winning streak
n the Chicago Cubs. who were beginning
N look dangerous. Frank Chance has
started making predictions that the Cubs
will win the pennant, and no doubt he is
sincere. but II looks as If he was taking
words out Of Charley Murphys publicity
hook
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21

The following is quoted from Sports
man" in THE Boston Globe:
"They say George Wright once played
through a season Of baseball without MAX
ing a wild throw That was in the old
days As an example OF modern perfec-
ton in fielding Ed Konetchy's alleged rec
ord Of playing without an error for the
season UP TO his ffty-third game stands
out conspicuously as one OF the features
Of the year in baseball. The big St. Louis
Cardinal is a great mark to throw at"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21

TWO-Uase hIts-NerkC8, BlUIe VI, CptdhtII
Wagner. Three-base hits--Cailahan, Lord
Home run-Stahl. Sacrifice hits-Eallahah'
Gardner stolen bases-Stahl, Carrigan, Weaver
Left on bases-Boston. :; Chicago. 3. first
base on bals-On Hall. 6: off Walsh, 4 H.t
bv pitched ball-Rath. Struck out-By Hall, Z;
Connolly and Hart. 1ime-2:0o.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21

The Giants left Pittsburgh last night
for Cincinnati, where they will wind up
their disastrous trip. Four regular games
are scheduled, beginning to-day. and TO
doubt one postponed game. at least, will
be played. Un.ess advantage is taken of
an open date on Thursday the team will
travel home on that day, so that the play
ers may get a good nights rest in their
own beds before girding up their loins
for another series with the Chicago Cubs
at the Polo Grounds on Friday. Banging
around IN sleeping cars with the mercury
trying to bubble out of the top of the tube
Is not conducive 10 good ball playing.
once the players settle down at home and
take up their regular morning practice a
distinctive improvement can he looked for.
The Cubs win be here for four or i've
games and they will he followed next
week BY the Cincinnati Reds. The Pirates
and the Cardinals will then visit the Polo
Grounds in order.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21

Stolen basfs-Perry, Drake I4J' ~. ~,
base hits-Schmidt, W. zimmerman tZl. "a
XIII Shean. Thfee-basc hit-Ekton. sscilnSe
bits-W Zimmerman. schmidt. Atz Double
p,ay-Elston TO Lsthers. struck out-by GOV,
inston, none; by Bailey. 2; by GaskiIl; l., fiIs'
q of Gaskil g. Wild pitch-Gaskill. Hlt oy
pitcher-By Covington ,Gaskill, Estoh' shi!Ip.
80. AsAss-proyidence. IL; NeWaTk: =: I'm
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21

champion Of Great Britain, will sail for
home on Tuesday for much needed rest
and vacation. He is coming back In the
fall, however as he Is loud in praise OF
his fair treatment by the boxing fans"
here.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21

Richmond County earned victory In
the association series at West New
Brighton, the losers being the Staten ISL
and. eleven. Oscar and Evan Torville
batted In fine style for the winners, and
f. c. Taylor added n, making victory
possible. For Staten Island. c. II. Clarke
was top scorer In well played innings
Of 80 A. @. Laurie did the best bowling
Of the day. capturing wickets for ID
runs. The totals were: staten Island, ~,
Richmond County, IA
The score follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21
BROOKLYN.

Bowl,ns-A Evelyn. for p; sarieant. a
FOR 30: Blades. o for %; Franklin. I for y;
Briggs, for IS: II. Poyer. for Is; j. Foyer
none for 2.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-21

Totals. ~ iolSHlSsi Totals.....1sl'H74
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10

An amusing story, taken from BODIES
book ON Goethe, appears in Paris
contemporary. In August, 1918. Goe-
the went to Carlsbad for the cure. and
placed himself under the care Of DR..
Rehbein. One morning when he rose
he requested Charles, his domestic. to
place a bottle of red wine and glass
In each Of the two windows In the
room.
Then the poet walked round and
round the apartment, stopping ct each
window to drink q glass Of wine.
When he had nearly emptied the bot
ties the doctor arrived. AL" said
Goethe, you are come. Do you know
1t Is my birthday" NO." said the
doctor. 1T 10 not your birthday. II
falls tomorrow"
Only the production Of the almanac
could convince Goethe that he was .
day out in his reckoning. When no
discovered his mistake he gave vent
to = strong expression which Scott
puts in tho mouth Of Capt. Manly
Ewart. and. after . long pause. turn
ing to the doctor. said: Then have
got drunk for nothing"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
If You Want to Drive, Come Here

am now running a FIRST CLASS
LIVERY in Woodstock with my hotel
| can furnish you teams you will en-
Joy driving. Good horses and lice
EQUIPMENT NOTHING CHEAP LOOKING
about any outfit which leaves my
stable. Prices reasonable and God
service.
J. w. HOFFMAN
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
FLOOD CLAIMS LIVES
Many Believed to Have Perished
in Louisiana,

New Orleans, May 6.-F1ood
conditions due to the heavy rains
last night, are more threatening
in Louisiana.
It is admitted that many per-
sons have persisted as the food
waters rushed upon their homes.
Reports of loss life were received
at several concentration camps.
Hundreds of persons are ma
rooned and are in imminent dan.
ger.
1t looks as if the elements are
against u.s. This statement,
made late only by Major Kerr, Ct
the Louisiana State Board of En-
gineers. sums up the principal
chapter of the story of the des-
perate fight that is being waged
day and night to save Louisiana
remaining leyees from the rava.
ges of the Mississippi river.
The situation continues threat
ening, but there were no reports
today of breaks in the Mississip-
pi levees and the engineers who
are directing the army of thous-
ands of laborers id the hard fight
again expressed hope of victory.
Hard rains fell last night and
this morning all along the river,
as far as Torras, and showers
continued throughout the day,
Negroes refused to work in the
rain unless furnished a generous
supply Of whiskey and even Their
they could do very little.
The levees still were holding al
Baton Rogue and the people who
have made such an heroic igh1
there against greta odds fee
more encouraged.
Water from the TorraS crevas
Sc reached Morganza and it is {
foot deep in some streets of thu
town. This water is slowly back
ing up against the land side O
the big Morganza levees.
The levee On the west side o
the Atchafalaya river at Elba
five miles north of Melville
sloughed off and water was flow
ing over freely for some time
The people who remined in tina
section were panic stricken.
The levee at Elba, FIVE mile
north of Melville, in St. Landr
Parish, broke and turning loos
the flood waters of that swolel
stream upon a rush territor
south of Elba and west along tn
| Texas and Pacific Railway.
Along the bayou des Glaise
1.-THE situatinued to become NOR
alarming and at Simmesport
where this stream empties int
the Athcafalaya river, the peopl
are fighting hard to prevent
break in the levees protecting
1.-The towns.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10

InexpllcabIe.
Il can't understand It," sadly 70.
marked the theatrical manager, after
he had again studied the figures which
showed that his loss amounted to $45.-
1881.
What do you refer to-" asked his
general publicity man.
The failure Of Naughty Nettie.' "
1T seems to me the thing can be ex-
planned very simply. The music didn't
amount to anything, and the book was
nothing but the stupidest kind Of
trash"
Il know all that, but confound II. !
brought It over from Europe, didn't IT,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
Mean Comment,

"My wife made a man Of me-"
you needn't tell 1t. Anybody can
See 1t was homemade job"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
ALosr MOTION.

madam Presidentl" cried q club
member.
The president raped sharply.
The member will rise when she
addresses the chair"
Madam President"
The president raped still louder.
"The member must arise when she
addresses the chair"
There was despairing wall from
the second row.
Il can't rise. Madam President, my
hObble Is too Tight"
I'VE will now take up unfinished
business" said the unmoved presi-
dent.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
An Extan.Ix. pro.ss.

An ENt0noIVe PROCESS.
Suppose should say reached the
north POLE" said one explorer; what
thenf"
You must produce proofs, II you
can" replied tho other.
And thenr
you must have the proofs verified.
After that you must have the vertical
tons corroborated and have the cor
roboration authenticated"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
nisnnovlon MaxIr.s

DIsprovins Maxlms.
"She had chicken at one end of the
table and canvasback duck at the
other"
Which shows there is no economy
In making both ends meat"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Premier Carrier Of the South
Schedule between Washington, Alex
andria. Woodstock and Harrisonburg
In Effect February 5, 1912.
N. B.-Folloxing schedule figures
published only as Information and
are not guaranteed.

WESTBOUND-from Woodstock.
No. lz5-Mixed-Except Sunday
7:O1 a. m. Local for Harrisonburg
Arrive Harrisonburg 1918.
No. 49-Daii y-1:l0 p. m. Loca
for Harrisonburg. Arrive Harrison
burg 2:55 p. m.
No. I3-Except Sunday-7:29 p. m
Limited for Harrisopburg, stopping
at Edinburg. Mt. Jackson, New Mar.
ket and Broadway. Arrive Harrison
burg 900 D. m. Buffet Parlor Car.
No. 2I7-Except Sunday-S:42 p. m
Local for Harrisonburg. Arrive
arrisonburg 1925 p. m.
EASTBOUND-from Woodstock.
No l4-Except Sunday-S:00 a. m.
Limited for Alexandria and Washing
ton. Arrive Washington 11:55 a. m
Buffet Parlor Car.
No. Is -Daily-4:26 p. IN. Local
for Alexandria and Washington.
Arrive Washington $40 p. m.
No. 216-Except Sunday $40 .. m.
Local from Harrisonburg to Stras-
burg. Arrive Strasburg S:45 p. m.
Nos. - and IA connects at Manas-
SdS Win NOS. III anu Il W anu ITOu
Warrenton.
No. IA connects at Manassas with
Main Line Fast Mail Train No. 43 for
principal point South.
Trains 2l7 and Is in connection with
Main Line Train No. 10 between
Orar ge and Manassas affords good
service from Richmond via c. & o.
Railway and Gordonsville.
Z. Fl. CoAPMAN, Vice-President and
GeneI al Manager.
S. Il. HARDWICK, Passenger Traffic
Manager.
H. F. CARY, General Passenger Agt.
L. S. BROWN, General Agent, Wash
ington, D. G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
Tonic
Alternative

What is a "tonic"? A
medicine that increases the
strength or the tone of the
whole system. What is an
Alternative? A medicine
that alters or changes I'M
healthy action to healthy
action. Name the best tonic
and Alternative? Ayers Sar-
saparilla, the only Sarsapa-
rillaentirely fromalcohol.
Ask your doctor about it.
Bilious attacks, sick-headaches, indiges
ton, constipation, dizzy spells these
are some OF the results Of an inactiv,
liver. Ask your doctor If he endorse,
Ayers Pills in these cases. The dos,
Is small, one pill At bedtime.
Made by the J. C. AVER CO.. Lowell. Mass.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
Woodstock Bakery

Try our Ere sh Cinnamon Buns
Cream Puffs and Dough Nuts.
The finest Ginger Bread in the Val
ley, only 5 cents and cookies of all
kinds at the Woodstock Bakery.
March 29-1mo
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
Awkward.
Absolutely Pure


Il am pleased to meet you again"
he said.
Thank you," replied the lady, who
had once been his wife.
How are the children?"
What children"
"Ours"
I'VE never had any"
"Oh. beg your pardon. It was very
stupid Of me. I mistook you for some
one elsa"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1912-05-10
SHENANDOAH HERALD
ADVHRrIsINg R4rHm

ADVERTISING RHTHfo
Advertisements will be inserted
at One Dollar per square of ten
lines or less, for the first insertion
and SO cents for each subsequent
insertion.
~Quarterly or yearly adver
tisements by contract.
@Unless the number of inser.
tions Is marked upon the manu-
script, advertisements WILDE pub.
lished until forbidden and charged
&C o dinghy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

One OF the things that's the with America just
is watered stock Consider for Just what il
Waterd stock represents the demand Of the capitalist for
Interest nothngon purely fictitious capital Almost every
body thinks right that the investor should fair
his actual and honest But great many peo
pie believe that the country permanently stand the abuse
OF labor the deterioration in quality OF product and the
mendousy high cost Of living involved the effort pay dy
bends capital that exists only in the minds OF organizing
financers Of the ]. r. Morgan type.
To ILLUSTRATED
Value OF tobacco plant S500O00 stock and bonds is
sued against it, SIS 0000c0 recently raised S2000Oo0
Ship trust properties. 100000; stocks and bonds.
ElOo0OO0
Steel stock and bonds sl436722 35a least four
fifths water"
And goes through long list Of monopoIistc corpor-
atoms The game make these false values real by
ing dividends OF watered stock II you
do it, you disturb business but you do let EN- do YOU
crush the aboer the producer OF material and the
Suppose tried "watered labor for awhle-tat Sup
labor demanded four days pay for every day il
workedwhat would these watered promoters and ogan-
say?
Why they would say it Outrage, robbery, rank
injustice etc.
And they would be quite right
AND that the council refuses stop rooster from
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

When a olri 10 only 70 does u
need eoaslno 20 have her eibo" her
way TO the mirror and doll up .
bt7 Does ~
whereforc, It's a pippln OF . Job
TO which Naomi Chlides hss
h,tchsd up. All she has 10 do 10
20 look pretty (which needs no par
tlcular efforts on Naomfs psrl'
and 10 talk sweetIy. and act hhe-
wise.
n ahe does that for 10 minutes
al every performance OF Madam
X" which holds forth nj the Moore
theatre this week. Naomi - en-
titled 10 her full envelope AT the
end % the week And for q girl Oh
10. who mas been ON the profes-
alonal stage only since last septem-
Der. Naomi ~ getting n pretty juicy
meal ticket
You soa. Naomi furnishes the one
sunny scene In Madame X" which.
all thingm considered. is a rather
morbid affair otherwise. Naomi
brings into the play radiant touch
of irsdescent youth. and the charm
OF young girl 10 ccstatic love.
Naomi 10 one Of the exceptions
on the stage. She didn't have TO
run away from home TO become an
actress. And. wonder OF wonders,
her mother encouraged her 20
dream Of hissrlonIc heights from
ohlIohooe days. Naomi was tho
child wonder OF ST. Louis from .
dramatic art standpoint, for many
years. Never a church fair or ben
gift performance where she didn't
oct an inning. And when the 81
Louis worlds fair came along
Naomi eopped the first prize gold
medal for dramatic art In the state
Of Missouri.
when Henry W. Savage placed
her with Madame X" the company
was playing In Montreal Naomi
took the first train out Of New
York. reached the Professionalism
city that night. took In the show.
and the very next night. with but
one rehearsal. she played her pres
ent part.
And she did II kplendldiy. for all
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

Be ye editor preacher lawyer. athlete office holder or
anything the public and would know your SIZE
note what the people think would please you most
Thirtytwo prizes for home runs. hunts, twooagsers
steals of first base and other distinguished services on the d
mond have been offered by Cleveland people to the American
league OF that city familiarity not appropriately called
"the Maps" Break the fence, Joel Slide Ore. sdef
"Fan EN- Gene fan emf cry the Cleveland lovers OF the
game and we'll give you what please YOU And IN the ~
prizes hats three fancy vests two quarts OF old rye
whiskey. quart of champagne 10 gallons OF butterm
shirt pair Of alarm clock and tobacco to
burn Fancy clothes drinks cigars Sure it's human nature
TO size up a fellow by what tickes him
Now, what would predominant should the kind hearted
public hang up prizes for Big Bill Ta Safety pins suspende
buttons golf sticks.
And for Teddy Eyeglasses tooth powder, gun eases,
hats throw in the ring.
For the minister Slippers, bath robes book marks and
maybe food
For the lawyer Paper weights spoons tobacco boxes
and bill heads.
For the doctor Ear muiis bbes rain coats and also bill
heads
For the editor: suit oOhl let ii be lot Of new
subscribers
All hail the pubcs everlasting appreciation of the in
Finite fitness OF thngsl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
The Blessing John Asked

John In small boy. the youngest
o. a ministers family.
IA a punishment for some misde-
meanor al the table. Il was decided
that John must not eat with the
family at the next meal
So his dinner was placed on a
small table at the end o. the dining
room.
When All were seated. the min
lister said:
Now. John. you should ask q
blessing before you eat
This was new duty 10 John.
but he bowed his head and said
revefently.
Our Father In heaven. Thou
prepaFest a table before me In the
presence OF mine enemies. Thanks
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
THEATRICAL NEWS and FEATURES OFTHE WEIY
PRETTY MISS CHILDERS, l9, ONLY HAS TO no-
BE ON STAGE In "MADAME X' 10 MIllirre
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

Moore--"Aladame X"
Metropolitan - "Rebecca OF
4unnybrook Farm"
Besttie--shlriey Stock Co. In
"The Lily and the Prince"
coilseum--Ijailey Stock Co. In
shenandoah"
Empress Vaudeville.
Pantaaes--Vaudeville.
orpheum-vaudesilis.
Melbourne - photoplays and
vaudeville.
Grand Vaudeville and motion
pictures.
ciemmer - Photopiays and
vaudeville.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
Observations

YUAN sHlH EN- have
ing another term-chicsso RecordHersld.
ONE
Brysn's hat into the evs.
LIKE msrys little wherever he
goes. but not for the resson-Ne~ World.
.-.,
SCIENTIST declares
Dr. Wiley has been trying all aionscisvesnd Leader
THE Roosevelt Bryan policies They
asking dollar campaign undMemphs
Commercial Appeal
PERHAPS the deep Significance
10 that Champ
cruelty animals paoorm-chlesgo Tribune.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
Piles Cured
at Home

Quick Relief-TriaI Package Mailed
Free 10 All-in Plain Wrapper
Many cases OF Piles have been
cured by trial package OF Pyra-
mid Pile Remedy without further
treatment. When II proves It's value
to you, get more from your drug.
gist, at 30 cents a box, and be sure
you get what you ask for. Simply
clip out free coupon below and mail
today, together with your name ana
address on slip OF paper. Save
yourself from tho surgeons knife
and It's torture, the doctor and his
bills.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

In respect to the memory of the Titanic dead Il would
be entirely fitting for every flag every building IN Sc
attic and every ship port fly at half mast tomorrow
when the Carpatha will be in New York with her burden
awful The world cannot help the victims OF THIS
disasterthe wives and husbands mothers and fathers
friends of the deadbut it can show that its heart
throbs in deepest sympathy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
A HUMOROUS THRUST

The savage chief held n glitter
ing spear near the. captive mis-
sionary.
do you like this2"
His tone was not iacctious, but
the captive was undismayed.
We'll, IL you ask me-"
He glanced at the weapon. tho
propinquity OF which was not
comforting.
1T goes against my stomach"
Unfortunately, however. the cap
tive was In a locality where there
Is no market for humor. and the
end came soon.--Milwaukee Senti.
mel.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
A CORRECTION

we are drifting toward a pa
ternal form Of government said
the economist.
Pardon me II | correct YOU" re.
sponded the suffragette. gently;
ito be accurate you should say a
maternal form OF government" -
Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
All bu, the interest los,

Does your wife play bridge as
much an she used TOT"
~fes." replied Mr.. Fllmgilt. Her
interest ia the game IL about all
that ~e haven't managed TO lose."
Washington Evening Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
M0Sf
SIZE KNEW BETTER

SIZE KNEW De TN
Il tell you" snapped the spare.
austere dame. men put too much
money In their clothes nowadays.'
HUH" calculated the woman
with the faded gown; I've gone
my husbands clothes a
times and | never found
more than n nickel In EN-. CHI
cago Tribune.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

Cink Your eon IL pursuing his
studies At college. liant heg
Dlnk--i guess 10. Hes always
behind. Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

THE soles are all worn off my
shoes. Pa"
"Welif"
We'll. II you'd buy me a pair Of
roller skates could keep right on
wearing tnnMn nhnea"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

WITH the Titanic wreck. presidential campaign and the
opening of the baseball the the candidates for
governor having strenuous time breaking into print
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
HIS EFaR

= simply can't stand the automobile horn"
"fIow's
"A felpw eloped with wife automobile and time
hear horn toot think he's bringing hor Mime
haha.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

was unnecessarily attempting TO
negotiate a loan.
Il know ! did. old man." replied
the ono who was doing the tight
wsd act. but haven't got down
TO my last dollar yet."--Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

what Is the proper thing ior 1
man to do when his wife asks n
for money and he hasn't aay?@
qneTied Viewed.
~oh. there isn't any proper thise
to do in those circumstances, y
piled oldwed. Anything be ~
viii be wrong "-MIlssukee 81
tincl.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
BoBBY,s MEMORY

BOBBYS MEMORY
Vsitor-You remember don't little MANI
bohby-Conrse do You're the brought home las
summer an mad about abe ddn for whol
week-Boaton Transcript
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
HER METHOD

New Cook allus insist on the
missis cooking the dinner the first
night ! arrive.
Mistress--Good heavensl Why?
New Cook--After that anything
tastes good TO the family .-Har.
per's Bazaar.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18
NOT VET

Only couple OF months ago
you said you'd share your last
dollar with me-" said Jones. who
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-18

AND that the council refuses stop rooster from
growing perhaps kind judge will issue restraining
the lord and master Of the barnyard