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The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17
LITTLE BALKAN
KINGDOMS SEND
MESSAGES TO US
"We Are Fighting Desperately
and Shedding Our Best
Blood
FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE
Peace Between Christmas and New
Year OF Cannon in CONSTANT
nople at Easter
FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE
CONDITIONS OF THE ALLIES
ti;y the Associated Press. !,

London. Dee. 14.-On the eve OF the
Peace conference tho Associate Press
tas gathered from the representatives
of the Balkan kingdoms and the fore
most Turkish delegate an authorita-
tive declaration Of the terms which
the victorious kingdoms propose to
enforce and the Ottoman views there
Oh. Il ~
Like experienced diplomats. al the
Balkan delegates, in speaking OFF,
cially. adhere to tho watchword
adopted in the first and probably the
last plenary meeting before entering
the conference, that they are lin COM.
plete accord and have established a
perfectly united program to follow"
When they speak with friends. not
fof quotation. their faces light up
Tith their enthusiasm and their faith
is admirable. .y2
Tell the Americans they say.
that we trust in their sympathy and
'loral support as we are fighting deS-
.frately and shedding our best blood
tur the same cause which rendered
thr name OF Washington glorious and
Generated. We are Fisklng all we pos
"css COR our liberty and independ-
t.,ce''
TEL Them" added. in perfect Eng
iish. NJ. Vesnitch, the Servtan Minister
at Paris. who Is a polyglot and learned
professor. that some of the sons OF
the Balkans who became American
citizens are in the ranks at the front
giving proofs OF valor and bravery. or
which Uncle Sam should be as proud
aS We are.
The determination Of the Balkan
states not to allow an ottoman policy
OF procrastinatiOn is significant on &C
count OF the form which it has mani
tested.
The Turks are much mistaken"
said one OF the chief delegates. III
they entertain such an idea Peace
will practically be concluded between
Christi mas and New Years around the
diplomatic table in St. James palace,
or We will impose 1t in ConssartnoDle
at Faster under the range OF our can
non and at the point OF our bayonets
Hut then conditions viii be very dH =
Perent. Now we are satisfied with tne
minimum demands: then we VIII c1-
act the S;,axi,s,un."
The main conditions OF the aihes,
inu!ilds: ,s.S. iulneGi:,t" SURRENDER oi
Sruta.i. Adranni,ic and ian,na, Ia,'
safrisnNS .f "!iic;a Wi,t |'e eFan'eu iu''
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17
MAOERO'S FIRST
CONGRESS ENDS
Few More Than Dozen Meas
ures Enacted
.Nbour lSo Still Pending 1t End #
Three Months Revolutionary
Promises Hardly Fulfilled

Mexico City, Dece IA Win It t"r-
ord OF few more t'lan a dozen meas
ures enacted aud ABOUT on" haudtcd
and eighty still pending, tie .rst con
gress elected under tho Madcro admin
istration, which was expected t. carry
out many revolutionary promises.
closed Its three months session To
night
The more important bills passed in
clude authorization fer = twenty mil
lion pesos tslO. .oon. .ooop loan Is Not
unhoated. and authorization for 4 forty
million pesos bond issue. The budget
also was approved pros idiuG Toy an
increase OF thirteen million pesos
The forty million pesos bond issue
is for the purpose of railroad subsidies
and other public works and for thc
payment Of indcInnities III connection
with the revolution II 1910.
Congress also made a nunbe - al
preparations on account Of war e:
penses One OF the deputies dtclar
IN the chamber that, including Gig
million pesos voted to the Diaz admin
istratiOn, which was still IN the treas
ury when the 5iadero administration
came into power. the pTescn. exc, atlT"
had asked for III, sos, 600 pesos.
which sum with the exception of eight
million pesos. was on account ot war
one Of the early measures enacted
provided for an increase IN tn stia-
ries of tho deputies to douhl" the
amount they now receive The sala :
RES Of supreme court Judges also vera
Increased by ten pesos 4 day. a speciai
taxation bill affecting textile mills was
adopted while the Other measures re-
lated to pensions and contract
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17
JOHNSTON MURDER
STILL A MYSTERY
Farmer Of -Four Oaks Section Was
Standing In Wagon When Shot and
Ran so Yards Before Falling.

Smithheld. Dec. 14-The identity
Of the party or parties who shot and
killed Thomas "Clapt'' johnson,
well-to-do farmer of the Four Oaks
section OF Johnston county. while
working on his farm Wednesday, re-
mains unknown. The verdict reach
ed by the coroner's jury was that the
deceased came to his death by
wounds made by shots from a pistol,
rifle or gun in the hands Of a party
or parties unknown to the jury. The
investigation by the jury removed all
doubt that Johnson was murdered.
Evidence developed that Mr. John
son was standing In his wagon when
the first shot was fired at him, and
that he jumped from the wagon and
ran about 80 yards before he fell.
He went to the field after load Of
corn and. when the mules returned
home with the empty wagon. his
son Albert. thinking they had merely
run off and left him, decided to take
them back to him. On hts way back
to the field he saw blood splatched
in the wagon and became alarmed.
On reaching the field ne Joined his
father lying near a clump OF trees,
dead.
The coroner at Smithfeld was noti-
fed at once and an examination was
held Wednesday night. which show
ed beyond doubt that he was mur-
dered. It became eyide..t that Mr..
Johnson was standing in the wagon
when the first shots were fired and
that the jumped from there and ran
about thirty yards before he fell.
It is thought that two men did the
shooting, because there were two
sizes OF shot, number four and buck
shot. found iH the body. His back
was riddled with shot. and one large
shot went entirely through one side
Of his head.
Two men who heard the shooting
! say that the reports were about one
! minute apart.
Mr.. Johnson was between fifty-fiEe
and sixty years old; q ~ood citizen
and all his neighbors are shocked
| and surprised at his untimeiy death
! It is rumored that he knew of ar
| illicit still and that the owners feared
| he would give information hgains'
! them. This is only rumor, how
| ever. and no real clue to the mur'
| derers has as yet been found.
| The following is the coroner:
jury:
Charles Woodall, Sheppard John
! sn. Joseph Parker. Henry Sanders
| Rance Johnson and cephaS Johnson
| Mr.. Thomas G.. Johnson Is a cousiI
OF the young man, Alton Johnson
whose mysterious death in Raleisl
boarding house, caused so much ex
| element
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17
FRANK DREW MANAGER
CAROLINA FOOTBALL TEAM
Assistant Manager r. G. Roushall,
Raleigh-J. II. Williams. OF Faison,
Vicc-President Association

Especial 10 News and Observero
Chapel HN, Dec. 14-At the annual
meeting Of the University Athletic as
ISOLATION Cor the election Of officers for
the football, season Of 1919. held this
afternoon, Frank Drew. Of Live Oak,
Florida, was elected manager Of the
1918 foot bail squad The assistant
managers ara T. G. Eoushail. Of Raj
eigh, and y. r. Patty, OF Tuilahonla.
Tenn For eice-pTesident OF the Ath-
letic association next year |. Z vii
iiau.s, cf Faison. was chosen
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17

Just before the collection was tak@n
up ono Sunday morning. negro t-!er-
gyuan announced that he regretted
to state that certain brother
had forgotten TO lock the door O: hsa
chicken house the night before. and
rs a result in the morning he found
that most Of IN" fowls had disappear
ed
4 doan' want to be puSsona' bred
r'n" he added, but hub my spi-
cions rs to who stole dem chickens.
/ also have reason FOR b'iieriu' DAT
If am right in dose g picions LAt p.s-
son won't put any none, - j. l'lsia
hich will now be Dassei.
The result was .tnc roi!cs ton. not
a single member OF the congregation
feigning sleep. After II va rouNt@d
the old parsDn came forward
Now. bradr'n' he scii. II doan'
want your dinners u =" spnilt by
wondering where dat hrudier ,Iye*
Who doan lock N his chickens al
night Dat brudder cuan exist. NAH
friends lie was q parable gotten up
10 purpose Of finances. .-tTou. Nor
Iuan h Macas Eatiouai Monthly.
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17
FIRST DAMAGE SUIT VS..
SEABOARD FILED BY NEGRO
Adn,inistratrtx OF Negro Porter Asks
For $1,000 For His Dezatll-NegrO
Dttd In Raleigh.

The first damage suit resulting from
the fatal wreck on the Seaboard re-
Gently. which caused the death of
eight people, has been started by Hat
tie Polk, a6ministratrik of Willie
Polk. the negro porter who died IN st.
Agnes hospital from injuries.
The amount OF damages to he ask
ed in the complaint which has not
been filed. is 5000. The plaintiff.
Hattie Polk. ia represented b. ArsE,is-
tead Jones and son.
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17

Meet Around Banquet Table sn An
nual Session.

Durham. Dec. 14.-Tne Durham:
county medical society met in annual
session around the banquet table last
night and celebrated the close OF the
wear and the installation OF the ias"
oficers for the coming year. who are
60 follows: President, W. x. Hicks,
;ice-president. DR. II. r. Eoddie,;
secretary nr. Foy Robinson
Following the installation cf the ofi'-
GERS and the transaction OF some
other business Of minor ifnt'"rtaE':::s'
a1io12r}l;7cf:t was taken to la@' t."i's-
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17
lT PAYS.

At the urgent request Of the ad-
yertis.ng department We reprint thus
hit of focic from an unknown source:
when duck lays an egg She JUS.
n;.ddies of as If nothing had h1p-
pened.
when 3 hen lays an egg there's q
whale Of i noise.
The hen advertiSes Hence the
demand for hens eggs instead or
ducks cs.s cleveland ram i'ea'-
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17

military honors: the evacuation OF
eastern Europe by Turkey: the ccs-
sion to Greece Of all the Aegean is
ands, including Rhodes and eleven
others which Italy is keeping as a
pledge for Turkish fuitillment Of the
treaty or Lausanne; the annexation of
Crete TO Greece. and the payment Of a
war indemnity and expenses sustained
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17
RAILROAD EXTENSION.

The Scaboard Air Line railroad an
nounces that the Georgetown and
Western railroad, a branch OF the
SeaboarG. has extended its line to
connect with tho North and South
Carolina railroad at Georgetown JUNG
ton S. c.
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17

rnonWealth club. where the Ii1c
Cour5t banquet was served.
Or Foy Robinson acted as toast
master OF the occasion and called or
Dr. K. l.. F'elth. the retiring presi-
cent. lie made a short talk. and So
did the other officers retiring and
those coming in. This IS an annual
banquet with the doctors Of thls city
and 1T was very cnjoyable o..cnsInl.
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17

in
70 get the
We
be
can ebackat
Inaugu lion Departm tment.
you get $50
uwiil
sooner ougetth
it
The farmer and mechanic., 1912-12-17

NEVER MIND THE PINCTJf fFjDN
lie was trying to kiss her.
Don't stop" cried tnc glf,
Th1t.a the Hav etrls .r@ iaie~.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
ILL HEALTH OF JUROR
DELAYSDARROWTRIAI

Los Angeles. Cal, Nay 2A=Further
difficulties were encountered this
morning In the effort to select a 18Th.
S. Darrow. the Chicago lawyer accused
OF jury bribery, J. L Wheat who was
considered as the probable alternate
juror, was excused this morning By
Hutton because OF i'll health Both sides
had expressed a willingness to take
him
Two veniremen from another depart
menr Of the superior court the only
taIesmen available for service. were
disqualified and an adjournment taken
until 2 o'clock to await the arrival OF
more Veniremen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
POWELL ROBERTS Is
AFTER SMUGGLERS

FL Paso now has two Mexican secret
service OFFICES Abraham Molina has
been at the head Of one bureau which
has been watching for ammunition
smugglers along the border for the
past three months. Now Powell Rob
opened an Office in the Roberts Banner
building and has % men working for
him as Mexican secret police. Molina
continues in charge Of a force OF he
smuggling cases.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
REEVES TO PROTEST
AGAINST THE RATES

At the chamber Of commerce di-
rector's meeting Friday afternoon it
was decided to send traffic manager
A W. Reeves 10 Kansas City to an
pear before the interstate commerce
commission and protest against tba
granting Of any blanket rates to the
Chicago mail order houses for the
southwestern territory
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
~ IlIPORTANT DTF,FERENcr

What is the difference between the
aGInlsslon TO dime museum ana ths
admission to Sing Singg''
Don't know Whatq'
'One is ten cents and the ofbe- q.
sentence" -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
SIX INFANTS DIE
IN PITTSBURG

Fittsburg. Pa, Nay 24.-Six deaths Of
infants were reported By the coroner In
the a hours ending at noon today.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

TELEPHONE COMPLAINTS EARLY.
Subscribers falling to get The Her
AID promptly should call At the office
or telephone No. 1880 before $50 p. N
All complaints VIII receive prompt
attention.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
SOLDIER HELD ON
FORGERY CHARGE

Clarence HOWarth. a soldier OF the
Fourth cavalry, was arrested today by
the police on complaint OF the FL Paso
sank ana Trust company and is dock
eted on a charge Of forrerv. III is
stated that he drew two chscks-One
Tor $50, one for S15-Or the funds OF
troop c, Fourth cavalry. and cashed
them and that he later presented an
other check for $50. when he was ar
rested, IL being charged that he was
not authorized TO draw on such funds
and that he signed the name OF the
TO the check
L. g. Ross was arrested by the police
Thursday night on a charge OF vag-
rancy- He is being held for a $500
pond 1t was alleged that Ross had
passed checks at the Owl restaurant
Bristol hotel and Alamo Inn. which the
banks here declined TO pay.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

FOREIGN BUSINESS OFFICES.
The John BUdd Co.. Brunswick
Building, New York; Tribune Building,
Chicago, H. and Chemical Building,
81 Louis 10
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
THE BOY KNFw.

WHAT'S the matter herer' asl-.5
stranger OF a small boy. as he notes. =
large wedding party coming 90 80 4
church on Fifth avenue. VI
NaWtnin' but the tide goin' outs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
DENVER AGAINST
TEXAS CATTLE
Quarantine Order Issued Be
cause Of Report of
Splenic Fever.

Denver, Colo, May 24.-The nenvar
Union Stock Yards has put into sfect
a quarantine against Texas cattle. be-
cause OF an epidemic OF splenic fever
A dipping station has been established
at Fort Worth. il IS reported
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
Announcements
ANTI-RNG DEMOCRATIC TICKET

ANTT-RNG DEMOCRATIC IACAAhf4'
District Judge 84th District
Dan n. jackson
District Judge 41Et District
A. n. WElthaH
Sheriff.
District Attorney.
District clerk,
County CLERK.
Harry Turner.
County Assessor,
County Collector.
V. =. Ware.
County Treasurer,
n. LaROWHkL
Comfy Attorney,
W. H Fryer.
r V. Bowden.
County Surveyor,
A. 8. AiDro-
Legislature.
Charles owen.
Constable.
County Commissioner Precinct One-
Charles II. Esc0tt-
County Commissioner Precinct 1hFse
Julian AlErcou.
County Commissioner Precinct -FOUR
Tom Love.
Justice OF Peace, Prect. No L Flace =
". z. sWeartnEcrs
hereby announce myself as can
dfdate for sheriff OF Fl PasO county
subject to the action Of the Demo
cratic primaries July q, 1917
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
CARRIERsl ~

tomorrow being the Iasf Srfurs.- -.
1 the month 81, The Herald carriers VIII
grssent bills for the month ~ NJ
subscribers sVnl kindly note 80. LAY.
and be ready for the boys. move
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

~ ~
AA The Association Of Amer
! 4ATklAf lean Advertisers has ez-
W1W amined and certified to
the circulation Of this pub
heation. The figures Of circulation
contained IN the Associations re-
port only are guaranteed.
Associates Of American Advertisers
No. 81 Whitehall Bldg. 4. r. City
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
Money TO Loan

Money to Loan
MONEY TO loan on furniture, diamonds.
etc. Mrs. Howell, 22O4 Texas Phi. 2I16.
WHO WILL LOAN you money to build
q home? w. II. Cain. Contractor.
MONEY TO LOAN-WiII make loans on
Box 400. FL Paso.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
Oriental Lucky Stone

-----~-- ->-------~>~~~---~-~~~-
BRINGS LUCK TO POSSESsORs
II You WANT HEALTH. HAPPTVEses
MONEY, PROSPERITY, LOVE
OF any other good things in life nov
Is your golden opportunity. But yo7,
must act promptly as the suDpl, 81
Oriental Lucky Stones is very limited
all the good luck in the world -
send dollar for the stone. Carry n
with you all the time and watch re-
suits you'll never regret il. Address
william Joel p o. Box 536. Ell Paso.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

CALF OHNIA
TO TRADE.
Small farm In best section artasfan
wen, houses barns. sheds. cows. horse.
chickens, turkey, ducks. WAGONS now
ers' rakes IL fact the whole works
necessary fruit ana alfalfa Can trade
$500.
Murphy Land Co.. 2O7 Minis st.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
Musical

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MUSIC LESSONS on violin and all
other instruments 6111k San Antonio.
Auto 1861 c. l. ROSS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
Stocks and Bonds.

Stocks and Bonds.
~~-~------~~~~--~-------~-
FOR SALE-10 shares Of Mexico CITY
bank at par, $50 gold. For informal
ton address A H, box s. Dona Ana
STOCKS We WILL BUY OR SILL.
Texas (Ou) Co (stOcks or bondsl-
-Producers' on co. (stocks or bondsl.
-Amicable Life Insurance Co.
Southland Life Insurance co
Great Southern Life Insurance Co
southwestern surety Insurance co.
Western Casualty and Guaranty co.
Stocks and bonds of value Of All
kinds
VIM. B. King & Co.,
Houston, Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

it-eAAA IKE PACKING.
Your furniture packed on short no.
uce- See Daniels Furniture and Mat
tIess y actpry- 4l- Myrtle. Phone 1925.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

LET YOUR WIFE SELECT THE HOME.
She spends the most time there. One
OF these bungalows viii just suit, 4
rooms. bath. toilet. closets, pantry,
china cabinet. bookcases, mantel, cleo
trio lights, gas, . large porches.. strict
" modern. south front. = block car
and school Price $3.50. S275 cash.
balance to suit
Anderann-EIIIer RenIfv Co
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

ONE NEW IDEA gas range good as
new, one Majestic steel range; house
hold goods too numerous to mention.
Can at 3O29 Tularosa.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

For Sale or Exchange
ron SAIF-Deering binder. used part
Of season. will trade for good horse OF
No. 1 COW. w. A Worley, corner Upson
and Santa Fe.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24
For Sale Miscellaneous

-'-"-"-~-o-@~~-~~-~@-~
steel range: take Fort Bliss car to
Frankfort St. Altura Park, and call
at red brick house.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-05-24

FOR RENT.
room furnished house with large
sleeping porch, Highland Park. near
car line. $3.50.
room furnished house, 14IO E.
Boulevard. $50
room bungalow. new. Rio Grande,
j. ". Mcclure.
40 Mills BUILDING Rau aq54
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1912-05-09
ALL, ALL TAFT LIARS

A Washington dispatch of the
9th contain. the following interest
ing information for the American
people:
The Taft and Roosevelt national
headquarters clashed today over
the Maryland primary result. The
word Gle" was used freely by
Senator Dixon head Of the Roose-
welt committee. Early in the day
the Taft headquarter put out a
statement on the Maryland results
part Of which follows:
More than half of Mr.. Roo
welt entire delegate vote came
from the city and county of Balti-
more where 1t is stated the Roose.
welt managers placed $4,000
among their workers at an early
hour yesterday" .......
Another part. said:
I'm Prince George county, which
definitely decided the contest so
far as present returns indicate,
Roosevelt money in large amounts
was poured into the county.
Large rolls of small bills, &C.
companied by checks to be used if
needed, we're sent out from Wash
inGton on Sunday, at least one
we'll known leader in the district
having voluntarily exhibited such
q roll, in Washington on Sunday
afternoon.
This statement was duly deliver
ed in the Roosevelt headquarters
about noon, the rival organizations
having al amicable arrangement
whereby they exchange daily bull
letins and statements.
Here is Senator Dixon's answer !:
Every one Of these statements is
a deliberate, wiltul lie. Every
man connected with their circula-
ton is a deliberate and wilful
liar. These lies are circulated for
the purpose of, and for the only
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1912-05-09
ALFALFA MAKES
TOBACCO BETTER

A new use is said to have been
found for alfalfa, and as the uses
of an article multiply and price
should increase correspondingly.
1t looks like there are great posi-
bilities ahead for the alfalfa
farmer, and the big alfalfa raisers
of the Lovelock valley and Paradise
valley should share in the benefits.
Press dispatches announre that
five carloads OF alfalfa were ship
ed from Colorado a few days ago
to Virginia to be mixed with
smoking and plug tobacco. 1t is
said that for years tobacco manu-
facturers have been trying to find
something to mix with tobacco
which will not injure the flavor of
1.-THE weed" and that in northern
Colorado alfalfa they have found
just the thing.
The alfalfa gives an aromatic
flavor to the smoke and has the
additional characteristic of counter
acting the odor of tobacco, SO that
one may indulge his appetite with
out having the slightest suspicion
of it to the breath.
1t should be easy tu ship tobacco
to Nevada to be made up for the
smoker and chewers as to ship the
alfalfa to Virginia, and then h We
it shipped hack again. From the
standpoint of health, cleanliness,
economy and from the standpoi mt
of one who lives in an alfalfa
country and desires to see home
industry flourish, the more alfalfa
mixed with the tobacco the better
it should be.
Lovelock should lose no time in
starting an investigation and if it
be true that alfalfa mixed with
tobacco improves the article which
appears to be reasonable, an effort
should be made to secure tobacco
factory 1t is not necessary for
all tobacco factories to be located
in the tobacco-growing districts,
any more than it is for all cigar
factories to be in the same places.
Humboldt Star.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1912-05-09
WAS SOME GRABBER HIMSELF
Old Hebrew Had to Contend With
Greedy "lrishers" but He Got
the Turkey.

when It comes to grabbing for
things, he is there with both hands"
remarked Alderman William O'Mal.
ley, speaking Of certain shrewd mer
:hant. ut reminds me Of q story.
"One Of these good, old fashioned
Hebrews had occasion to attend par.
ty, and, naturally his folks were curl.
ous to find out how he Jared.
There was pile Of FISHERS there,
he said. There was the O'Malleys.
the McCarthys, the McGinnisses. You
never In all your life saw so many
Irishers together at one time except.
Of course, on police force.
land then when they brought In
the dinner, those Irishers showed that
they were the biggest hogs ever. There
was. some fine turkey, and the way
they went for that turkey was scan.
dalous. They stabbed here and they
stabbed there with their knives and
forks, until you couldn't see a thing
Of the turkey except the knives and
forks stabbing at them
"'You poor UNCLE said his little
niece, alphabetically. They must
have been awful hogs. Didn't you get
anything to eatT
"'Surs did, but my hands were all
cut up "-Milwaukee Wisconsin.