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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-11

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A. ORDINANCE
Ertitied A. urdinanra rsiattna % ahs
equipn1nnt ard operation 81 autonno.
bii@a, motorcycles Hna siuiiiar vehici@a.
Ha or nrf1iun1 HT fna Mayor and Cuun-
CO 20 ere city ~ rFrsaroia
M@CfiHn a. That Ar hNaA D. mmlHwfui
fnr any person. Hrr nf roruurnflnu 90
zee uppn the streets. MeFH or puhltn
ways e uhe cftg nnY mufnmohie. motor :
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wANTED-PoSITIoN.

IS hNTr -WrunE annn Vim rurfniafH
FiHwirH nufnf wishes unsffirr wffh Sod
n'IufaNFn cher Fn0tnwrauh Boa a.
ChHfarr Ala Ffer
A FTNfsIEu BOOK KEEPER ~ ionn en-
rrrffnrH wiU Hrrrnf a permanent poet
HHr W.fn a nrw reTuiFinE expert aa-1uuf=
lNM Personal references ca nen 20 nf-
fairs whom yea kueu EtoN 81. Psusa4
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MUSICAL

PROP GII.FIIL-AN SCOTT. PIANO
sNEHiA ISL TRAINS ThhC RS
FOR TffE FNNNNNH E.EE-HfNFs
Fhf M nod asQ West garden pru-
HHrn'n Phone r9T nnFfH
WILLIAM pAcIlHAM Mus nar can
rrC11n mend uuNH using NiH rnHInaH
e. ta@ehnr 90 NumnE piariafH. rhnnn ~
- HinEinK. urEan snd riaH1 eaauua
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HARBOR AND
MARINE NEWS


entieds
British schooner charic@v0ln for
Kingston.
British steamship Manchurta for
Lewhorn and Genoa.
Norwegian bark Elida for Mo a.
Janerio
Arrived.
British steamship steathssk. tgfA
stenhopa Trinidad 10 Gulf Tranest
Co.
Cleared
Norwegian bark nritta. iiki, fefunen.
for nuenos AYrcs with ateee0 q.
lumber.
Cleared fror &C. Ardre~a
British steamship Mnnrhuria. 1873,
Bennett Cor LeEhoFn with rae oee = r.
aavn timber. $4,000 n. lumber. Or
Genoa with i.ott. 900 n sawn tinhrf
$4,000 . a. lumber. tta tons buuksr
coal
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MONEY ToLoAN.

MONEY luanst On RAJ estate % psrsonaf
legal rate r. Interest HALL a 90 saG.
= 3nwerumsnt street Phone tisa tsen
MONTY iaared On diamonds anf hfrt
est RAIL a co. IfN n Oavernr..rt
afrnrf Ehuna ff6a 49,
sAlsAklts ~ waEea rurrhhHad. fkarrf
ftarrurfa KALI a CO ffaA ~ 49,
ernwerf Htrnef rhrna ffFf assr
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LEGAL NOTICE.


CREW NOTICE
- Neither the Captain. owners
MMA nor rnmHinmera - the steam
@N shin orb win ~ response
49, he fnr hfhfa contracted hy
- ere crew 20 nnif vessel
WANHuwfu,
QUIZ TRANSIT CO. Captain.
fnmmfnwra
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AHNW NOTICE.
- Neither the Captain. nwmrra
%& nor conaiNneea - the steam.
n ship 'Tda." viii ~ reapnnsi-
IA - he fnr debts contracted hF
the crew ~ said vessel
JOSH CIffRApOZEE
ovf.v TRANSIT Co. Captain.
Tnwrfrnnn
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VESSELS NJ PORT.


Steamships
Etsathesk. British. gbTh stanhop@.
Trinidad % Gulf Transit CO
renay Lodge. Jar. ssTA. Ergitsh.
Tampa % Gulf Transit Co.
Fmiln ~ Orrhy. ~. 1s1h. Muchia. -
Lucia o. Gulf Transit CO.
ITyltonia. Br, iits. smith % Iohn A.
Merritt a co.
Msrnk. 1877. Wiser. ROTTERDAM ~ y.
A. Quina Export Co.
ia. span. iieo. Chirapaxu. Pert
Tampa ~ nuif Transit Co.
Monkshaven. ~. 5000. Msiburn. ias
paimaa - order
Fsstis-.fn. az. Hbe7. t4oyd. Mobile ~
Irss a. Merritt O.
shIpa
Cessna. Nor. IVA -- Naasa n
order.
Blanca Nor. 1917. wsutnnAyk. No
Ianerio - ordsr
Paaauals Lauro. - Naplam to NJ
A. Quina EEport %
soheo~srs.
Tafa. Am. stt. Borden. Mobile 20
Luke A niaE
John Franois Am. faG vessel.
Ponoa. y. n. % John A. Merritt a CO.
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Children take BALLARDe HoRE-
HOUND SYRUP wiilingiy because a
tastes nice. There isn't q better RENE
ey Anywhere for chiidren'm c0amhs.
hoarssness and bronchitis Ira = good
medicine and easy % take Prlon aGa
soc ana tl0o per bottle Sold ~ al
druggists JAW
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PERSONAL.

MANfCrRrVci.- Hsir aressing ard shan
rnninH Electric dryer mmA AZ oonven-
ierrea Lafiaa VIII hnvs every attention.
Miss Mahrf Henry 1ff Hfr1nf BufflnE
faHnr
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MISCELLANEOUS.
sos REWARD

Enr fhe arrest anf conviction ~ any
raffV ~ parties caught rnufffaftnr o. fe-
Tafr haHorfatfnr ~ TIE fafr EruunHa nf
karfrian rark tnferstata raIr Aaaorfa-
tiun. ffrnTfrn
ERCHANTg rRANEFEn CO. Thnr
"a Thurawns Prwn mcfirifs err ktnna -
rrrving ana hauHnE rarnfturs pachsa
fnf anfrnFuf FfafrituFn Efnrea uerrF
phone so n~uot pnona Te1 stiunatf
rENTs AND TAHpAurrrss: 81 sfs..
fnr MaAH nud rwwt CnTrmMu1nna nca 90
ncited A ~ Mrfsoa a CO Manufar-
turrr1 eefts toss auafh Psiafux phsss
ira aafs6
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Pearl Furniture Co.
FOR SALE.
FoR sAIA,-cov ans car Appiy lils
North IA Avenue. lloectt
FoR sAIE-rress, saruss' Pianist Eigh
Frneh ard an kinfa ~ Fruit ard Orua-
mental Tres Pafranise home industry
Write Or natalowue. RenancoM SEED a
Nursery CO fsnraco'A. Pa. iosso
FOR RAEE-FTne. rood io.NfnH. conhl-
nation 4 EEV ana saddle hcrae. Seven
Arrivi FtuarF nssnTa. Phones y ~
FARM FoR sALE-ai-a nnss fron
80 asrss With God wirs fence. s-rosri
house. fe~p well rumr. HGnolire engine
are 2 600 Fnli0r tank. water - BAN and
house. bearinn p.can trees and lo,s =
~ once. part o.sh brt terms q T
Davis ani = TarFaFonra street fsnoT
FOR aAf.n-Era-s - Fsrrtrs w-ar~h~rss
frfH - MerHhn rAfae tmhrm frr Htstrfhuffnm
phons 1sia corner chase ana Al1snis
NtreNtA AaAA
RApcocK pva0rrs ~ ssoes,. pfkins
House ara Roof Paints Etc "Fuwder-
nalnt" Pn'rt vltscet on Hsrrinr-H..-
Grssr,sar Nssisssl Bs-El' Bunsisr.
ron sArp-0r. drawer Natonsi 49,
-sr'stef = Al c7neitioni 80 'uieu
'nst Applv Gees senov
F0R sALE-Vs- VARS - n.esmpis
fsc0 sf-~srn ~ county surveyor 2
~ R0v - prrssoa'a.
rIFE Ioup~At pAwAMA CANAL a.
-.ssseais sv 80 rrssSsar.f esss . srs ssns
t r. vouv friends ~ ~ hces stoves ~
= this s-es
non sArr-Vi-s ~ sssvs 49, trsus-
uiuNs frorn kfin- frfed humber ff - a
ICED ff ~ ~-rf stsarns Lhr q EErort
So. fhenH lll1
FoR sAIE-fas iaaas wcss-cak ans
pine Z. A. nuhuisaon. Phons ISL
Noetfrn
nnR sAt.E-ons s-rss.-ns.r au,n. isie
model 81 EnnH rrrFfffnm rr VII trmha
'or rsai sstats. Bos see isec'
FOR sAtr-ous iarW. hsy hars. s.v.n
vcars ~ and nsrfscfiv s0und Wiu
work anv whfrs 49, - haY aara. IN
sada'sr saa srivsr Asr,y ysss : Rssra'
wv
ao1d ravinr hoarfsrs: esntrany iorssed
rnrr hnaNh reason fnr NensnK Address
NJ T n. care Journal iinovim'
YOUR PIANO car 30 -rass NE nsw m
tnn@. touch 49, inaha ~ eur fhrea 81
PET piano huiias- ant cass fnashsrs.
- grlc ,.,. y, go! 20 a., e., - b =; ssle
roR SALE foot oahln launoh. an
r0rur'rfe Cheap nnN So eeeefws
HOTELS.
SUNNY Rank cub Houss. tso stosi.s
f1r rent canring parties. Eood fsh-
inE ard huntinN. ducks atc. F0r parfir-
uiars arr'y = walter WHITE Sc s Pais-
bsrk cius aaSss. Can camp wsi,5 sl.' % sl'a'
hnNas
NV MERCHANTS 4oTFr-Furop..,
Rooms ~ TIE week ore psr.on. u 81:
to- persons. tsfo Running watsT h
every rooms FREE hath. hal and hotel ~er-
MOTEL Fr4oRfnA- nar 70 aavfsa ne
uuhffr Rave moved MS once urNfufra
vhers 7 vi Pc r.eaE-f - meet ny oli
frfrrfa nnf make rHw rmea Rnoua fn
cents 20 ft8 NJ ramn prsn ne
1aiT commercial grieef hotel a. TIE sitg
i1novim
PARK HoTEL-rirst-eiass ICONS. Bad
~ ILL. ~ MAN MN#NNAa rates mW
week Centrally 'nrateh 100 wasf nov
eminent street W T. Gilmore. Proc
tserttf
HOTEL CuWFonT. WIorfFatown. 81 "a
Gambia Pay nnaH Hahfnn kamff~T
hathinH an1 Hna table A clean place frr
tfHtN EEaN.a Yer tHlnN re- HnH amrN
tarY. Rates O. az hav Weskfv sxas-iaI
rats o. 50 Ade-ssa A " Hares.. pnrs
- aauM
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STR AwEn- SATURDAY. rnur hesH ~ ~af
fiaanna 80 rlrw one fn~k brown rrp
wffh bill ore vr7lTa heifsT str suof on
Fhouifar one hrfnFia hester Rswarf Cos
InfnrrFsaftnn or return o. n frwharn
n@aF raffnr rnFnnrsas ffaeraI'
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-11

The Fisher Real Estate
Agency.
aTNH uENw c0II wCTuna"
pNnNM rWf
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-11

NV MERCHANTS FnTEr~-E urugann
Rooms ~ the week Ore pwrmum. 81 o..
fwn persons. o. no Running water ~
every room free % "a. heti and hotel wer-
fica aimn
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WANTED aha to hais iu talrv Avph
" AFuras hioets west ~ Fsuish
asmafrrr fasrfws
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HOTELS.

SUNNY Rank cub Houne tuo stnriss
f1r rent Camring PARTIES. Ennd Hsf-
inK ard huntinN DUCKS. etc For partir~
ulHrH apply 81 walter white fae rnla=
Bark club House. camp Walton. Pa
rnwHa
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
Graceful East Indians.

Describing the women of India, a
writer says: Even the most withered
toil-worn bag has a dignity of carriage
and a grace Of motion that the west.
ern woman might envy. The 'sari' is
draped in an easy flowing style and
adjusted as it slips back with grace.
full turn of the silver bangled arm,
the skinny legs move rythmically, and
the small feet fall with a silent and
pantherlike tread. 1t is the beauty
Of natural and untrammeled motion,
and says much in favor OF the abolt
ton of the corset, for the Indian wo
men retain their uprightness and sup
pIeness of figure till bowed with age.
THE commonest type is the coolie
woman, who undertakes all sorts OF
rough work, carrying heavy burdens
on her head, and she is, perhaps, the
least attractive, for her workaday
garments are usually faded and dirty;
yet, even among this poor class OF
burden bearers, We see many with
handsome straight features and supple
well proportional figures.
mo matter how poor their gar
ments, jewelry of some sort is worn;
necklaces of gold or beads, colored
glass or silver bangles and heavy sill
yer anklets."
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
HAD NOTHING MORE TO SAY
How the Lady's Complaints Were ST.
fenced by the Fluent Dairy
Wagon Driver.

Fault-finding may be met in any one
of several ways. The method en-
ployed by the dairymen of whom the
Rehoboth Herald tells would not serve
with some people; but apparently it
served with the lady at No. rs
He had been told on starting out
on the route that No. IS was inclined
to find fault but that she was a good
customer, and he was on no account
to be rude to her.
Those eggs you left here yester-
day were stale!" grunted Mrs. IS, on
the dairyman's second visit
Those eggs" responded the dairy
man, blandly, was laid half an hour
before you had 'em, by special quick
laying birds imported from the Moody
Yomps isles, ma'am, and they came
down to this very house by marconi-
gram, so you should have 'em fresh.
A bit Of twangy flavor they may have,
but you can rest assured, ma'am, they
weren't stale"
Mrs. rs gasped.
well, the milk didn't seem as good
as usual yesterday, either" she pur-
sued.
We'll the boss will be cut up when
he hears that" continued the dairy
man. He sent down to Attorney a.
purpose for COW that eats nothing
but peaches and pineapples. Never
mind the expense, sezee. This COW
we shall keep a-purpose for the lady
at rs, and mind it sleeps on a feath.
er bed at night he sez, and don't
forget the eider-down quilt and the
bed socks Was there anything
wrong with the butter, ma'am?"
But Mrs. rs shook her head, speech
less.-Youth's Companion.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
ALL AUTHORS ARE TALKATIVE
If You Know One, Be TactfuI and Let
Him Converse About His
Work.

I know nothing about really great
authors, but | think / speak for a
large number of the followers of the
trade when | say that they like to
talk about their work one great rea-
son being that writing is a lonely pro-
fession. If you write, as a rule you
must do it by yourself; or if you do
attempt it in company you or the
company will be sorry Therefore,
when the writing is done, and a sym
pathetic listener offers, the writer Is
glad to wipe out some of the lonely
hours with little conversation.
So, if you know an author, don't be
too breathless about his calling; treat
him like human being Let him talk
a little, and do not be shocked if he
manages to keep the tears back when
he tells you about his last short
story. Only, be tactful,
Do not say, as an eager acquaint-
ance once said to me: "Oh. I do think
it is so interesting to write. 1t must
be just fascinating when your manu-
scripts come back" | discovered af-
terward that she meant proofs in
stead of manuscripts, but the mistake
OF just that single word made me.
who am usually so garrulous about
my trade. feel for the time being that
l really did not care ever to speak
of it again. So l repeat, let the poor
author talk, but be tactful.-Atlantic
Monthly.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
R. |. S. IN THE ACKNOWLEDGES
Stevenson, While Fighting Off Dis,
ease There, Seemed Indifferent
to the Laws of Health.

Robert Louis Stevenson. for so wise
a man, seems to have been singularIy
unaware of, or Indifferent to. the laws
of health but that, too, may have
been part of his wisdom. He spent
the winter of 1887 in the Adirondacks
struggling against the disease which
was not to subdue him for seven
years. He lived in little cottage that
was much overheated and from which
all ventilation was carefully excluded
The smoke of his incessant cigarettes
Obscured the atmosphere and perhaps
helped to drive away the visitors who
came to gaze upon him as one gazes
at a lion in a den. Fashionable call,
ers were specially unwelcome and
Stevenson once remarked according
to an account in the Medical Record,
that sit isn't the great unwashed
which ] dread, but the great washed"
But whoever else was unwelcome
there was always a greeting for Rich
ard Mansfield. 1t is an impressive, al
most a tremendous picture, that of the
clouded room fitfully lit by the flames
of the log fire and Stevenson huddled
close to the warmth while Mansfield
at the other end of the rooom gave his
weird impersonation of DR.. Jekyll
and Mr.. Hyde 1t must have been like
God looking upon his handiwork and
finding it good.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
NHY NEIGHBORS FALL OUT
Here Are Some of the Remarks That
Often Start the CIothesIne
Quarres.

Yes, I'm going to bring your lawn
mower home tomorrow, sure. The
blamed old rattletrap is no good, any
way"
Ma wants to know if she can bor-
row another cup O. sugar of you to-
day? She's keepin track of all of it,"
Il wish you'd keep your chickens in
your own yard. This is the sixth
time I've planted corn in my garden,
and I'm getting sick of seeing your
hens get it all"
Say, that kid of your wants to quit
his heaving rocks against my barn;
or, by heavens, I'll get after him good
and plenty"
why in thunder don't you keep
your dog at home? He's chased our
cat upon the house three times this
morning. I'll shoot the critter sure il
you don't keep him tied up"
Your boy busted my boys coaster
last night, and I've come over to see
what you propose to do about it,"
Cant you put some kind of a
muzzle on that blamed old rooster you
are harboring? He's the pest of the
neighborhood. Nobody can get a de-
cent nights rest around here"
Yes, l ought to have sent your pa
per right back; but I'll have Johnnie
bring it over in a few minutes. as
soon as 1 read the sports page. Los
Angeles Express.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
CONSCIENCE OF THE SCOTCH
Tourists Who Wanted d Boat Ride
on Sunday Finally Overcame
Sandy's Scrupes.

A couple of tourists staying at a
village which is in close proximity to
a well known Scottish loch had a fancy
one fine Sunday to go for a row on the
loch. They accordingly sailed forth
in search Of the boatman, whom they
met just leaving his house dressed in
his Sunday best and carrying a Bible
under his arm.
I'VE want to go for row." said one
of the tourists.
"Dae We no ken it's the Sawbath?"
answered Sandy; well no get a boat
frae me the day, forbye I'll haze We tae
ken that I am an elder O. the kirk"
yes, yes" expostulated the tour
lists, that's all very well for you, but
We don't require you with us. You
can go to church; we can row our
Selves"
"Ay, ay," said the elder, but jist
think whit the meenister'll say"
Never mind the minister" was
the reply; "he will know nothing about
it. We will pay you we'll"
"Ah, weel," said Sandy, "I'll no let
We the boat, bit I'll tell We whit III
dae. Dae We see yon wee boatie doom
among the rushes? Weel, she's ready
wi the oars inside. Jist We gang
down there an row DOT tae the middle
O. the loch, an I'll come doom tae the
bank an swear at ye; bit never We
mind, We iist row on an I'll call for
the money Monday. Ideas.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
Iactful Renuesf.

Dobbleigh was confirmed borrow
er, and, what was worse, he seldom
returned the borrowed articles. lie
had held on to Whibley's umbrella,
for instance, for nearly year.
And I'm blest if l know how l am
ever going to get it back" said Whib-
ley.
Easy" said Hickenlooper. Call a
messenger and send Dobbleigh this
note"
And he scrubbed off the following:
Dear Dobbleigh: If you can spare it
I'd like to borrow that umbrella OF
mine for couple Of days. Can you
oblige me?"-Harper's Weekly.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
MATERNITY Is A PRIVILEGE
Little Lecture on Marriage and Dl.
Vorce That May Interest Some
Modern Parents.

"Some folks wonder at the miracles
in the Good Book, but God did the big.
gest and most unexplainable thing
when he gave woman the privilege of
being a mother You might marry an.
other man some time, but there's
something you'd never forget, and that
is that Perk is the father of Lucille
and Mary Jane It's somethin that
demands from you lot of forgive.
ness, ifneed be, for whatever he does.
/ don't think there's any divorce that
Gods a-goin to recognize which sepa.
rathes fathers and mothers. He might
overlook their Twin apart from each
other if things went too far cross.
wise, but | doubt if he's goin' to fix
affairs up in heaven after the judg-
ment day by sayin' Mr.. Smith, the
courts down there in the u S. A. says
you amt got no right to call this won,
an your wife and so I'm givin' her
to Mr.. Jones, who married her three
years after she got her decree. He'll
take care of your angel children and
you'll have to go way back and sit
down. / say l don't think he's goin'
to do it that way. '-"Mary James Pa"
in the Novelization by Norman Way.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
Kinu's Watch in Pawn.

A time-honored London tavern, the
Castle, at the corner Of Cowcross
street, facing harrington street, en-
joys the unique distinction of being
also a fully-licensed pledge shop.
Over a door in the bar, which gives
access to the landlords private room,
and thrown into bold relief by the
official document behind it, the his
toric three-sphered symbol is dis
cernible. Anyone may here negotiate
a loan upon his personal belongings
without being under the necessity of
first calling for refreshment.
This strange combination of bust
ness dates from the reign of George
", who, after attending a cock fight
at Hockley-in-the-Hole, applied to the
landlord of the castle for a temporary
accommodation on the security of his
watch and chain.
By royal warrant a few days later
he invested that obliging boniface
with the right of advancing money on
pledges, and from that time down to
the present pawnbroker's license
has been annually granted to the
Castle This hostelry is mentioned
once or twice by Dickens.-Stray
Stories.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
Gray Leayed Plants.

Next to green, gray is the restfulest
and most satisfactory color to be had
in foliage. We now have so many
hardy plants with gray foliage that we
can choose one for each month of
bloom and color of flower.
Among them are the silvery milfoil,
golddust, the white and purple rock
crNss, the woolly leaved chickweed,
many hardy pinks, Siebolds day lily,
Fischer's horned poppy, lavender cot
ton, woundwort and woolly thyme.
Some of these are decidedly silvery.
Others incline to blue cast which is
most pronounced in the globe thistles
and sea hollies. Such colors are so
unusual in nature that it is easy to
oyerdo them in enthusiastically
Life in America.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
Music as a Municinal Asset.

The deep wave of enthusiasm for
music is in the country; the crest OF
the wave is in the cities. Every me-
tropolis-we have more than one-is
q mammoth conservatory. Six cities
support symphony orchestras of the
first rank. They are Chicago, St.
Louis, Cincinnati, Kansas City, St
Paul, and Minneapolis. A. symphony
orchestra, be it known, is the ne plus
ultra of a music-center To support
such luxury is impossible save with
the help of many well-to-do John
Stones. IL is also impossible without
a solid foundation of music-lovers-
enough to fill the hall nearly every
time. The city that has one has some.
thing that its commercial association
can use with large effect in advertis.
ing literature. For it has come to be
recognized in the west that musical
achievement is a municipal asset. The
boosters" of a city now call atten-
ton to its banks, its newspapers, its
wharves, it's factories-and its SYM
phony Observation-Disclosures Mag
azine.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
In Classic Boston.

Signs seen in Boston, according to
the Transcript: Placard at a moving
picture show: Young children must
have parents" In barber shop win
dow: During alterations patrons will
be shaved in the back" Sign in a
fremont street store: Empty boxes
suitable for Christmas gifts" In a
tailors shop: I'VE dye for others, why
not let us dye for your" In a cloth
ing store: These pants will look bet
ter on your legs than on our hands"
A silversmith has place next door to
a restaurant. The former having put
up a placard "Jewelry of all kinds
plated" The restaurant keeper fol-
lowed with this: oysters and little
neck clans plated"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
Haste to Reimburse.

While carrying a ladder through
the crowded streets OF Philadelphia
the other day big Irishman was so
unfortunate as to break, plate glass
window in a shop. Immediately drop
ping his ladder, the Celt broke into a
run. But he had been seen by the
shopkeeper, who dashed after him and
caught him by the collar.
See here" angrily exclaimed the
shopkeeper when he had regained his
breath, you have brokn my Window"
Sure l have" assented the Celt,
land didn't you see me running home
to get the money to pay for it2"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
Working in the Dark.

Secretary MacVeagh, at a dinner in
Washington, was urging the need of
scientific financial laws.
But let us make these laws scien.
tifically" he said. I'VE must let in the
light. We must work in the light. If
we work in the dark, you know, we
will go wrong-like young Cornelius
Husk.
Cornelius Husk was called one win
ter morning before dawn, and told to
go and harness the mule to the dear
born.
THE lad was too lazy to light Ian.
tern, and in the dark he didn't notice
that one of the COWS was in the stable
with the mule
"As he tried to harness the COW his
father, impatient at the long delay,
shouted from the house:
'Corney! Corney! what We doin'?'
81 can't get the collar over the
mules head the boy replied His
ears are frozen"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-03-01
st. Johns to Celebra

The members of St. Johns d
ton, East Second street, are maxi
araiions, under the direction o|
William Kane, for the celeb
the seventy-6lth anniversary OF I'll
Grafton of St. Iohn's Church on A
The event is expected TO bring
many of the most prominent eli
laity in the State. At the mornin
Bishop O. B. Corrigan, of Baltin
pontifcate, with Father f. P. Nj
Midland, Allegany county. dea
Father F. r. Doory, of ElkriS
deacon. The sermon will be pre-
Father Richard Tierney, Of "
College. At vespers Father "
Fletcher, rector Of the Cathedl
more, will preach, and Father
tor OF ST. Johns, will be maste
) monies.