Devils Lake weekly world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1911-1914, 1912-10-18

| brave SOlJer III De. cOurt vlekOuSlu re-
giment, an ay want W tn halp me put
dat big steefr Willie Taft out Of my chair
in de vite House. fAy want tn be boss
on .desi har yob cyan. Put yur team In
de stabel an kom Wit me-;
hnute he say well, ay tal yu, Teddy,
ay not ban true planting my skorn yet,
an besaides dat, ay tenk Taft ban purity
guide man tn luke efter d yob an % dat
awl dose no want vurli kan git $yob.'
Teddy he say rs you going bak ion
me-? an Knute he say, NO it ban de
odder vey. Yu is going bak on me an de
rest of de republicans
Den Teddy getting purity mad an he
say tn Knute, 'Yu is a no guide sonof-
ergun. Ay don't laik w or never did. Yu
always ban howard in army an yust
try to hide behaind de nag. Ay vii fix
w. Ay vii go tn Minapelis an git YIN
Peterson tn run egent yu for de senat.
He vii beet yu tn frassel.' So Teddy
vent tn Minapelis an got Vim tn run
egenst Knute Nelson but Nelson beeted
him over tventy-fore tousan votes in de
primary lekshun."
| Halvor he say. "vel, vel, is dat so?'
An ay say shure teng."
| Halvor he say Vel, vel, vel, ay skal
not vote for Roosevelt eff dat ban vat
he du."
Den ay say, '.Meybe y, laik to vote
for vilson?'
Halvor he say, "Who ban vilson?" Ay
say, Wilson ban de demokrat kandidat
for president
Halvor say, mo, tank w. Some poll
tikkers foaled me tn vote for demokrat
president 1892. Dey falling me, dat ay
git free silver. plenti monni an everi-
teng free. Vas. vat ay ban reising on
de farm ban purity near free. Ay getting
40 cents bushel for my veat, dollars
for guide big steer, SEEKS sents pound for
de smear and ay hev to dig hole in
groun tn put egs in tn keep dem from
from reising stink on De farm No, yu
burn yur fenger vons an yu keep evey
from de stove. But Roosevelt say he
must be president tn keep dis kuntry
from going tn hal. Vat w tank bout
dat?" 656 sS ~ ffs Ne Z
Den ay say, "Halvor, yust luke at yur
farm an see how mutsh Of it ban gone
to hal vile Taft ban president
Halvor say. mot enniteng. Az got
NOR beeldings. NOR horses an qvarter
, sekshun NOR land den az had befaar."
Den ay say, "vot Is de use for yu
Etu-" Shut op." say Halvor. "Ay no
; yust no tn vote for for president, Ay
CESS ay ban sleeping
: Den We lifting our pipes an smoking a
vile ven Halvor LUX op an say, "But no
, is w going, to vote for for governor
t diy ear, Erik :" An ay say, ''Ay ban
? going II vote for Hanna" Halvor say,
s' ss SAY: :ss no mn n,s ss,
4 Halvor?" an Halvo say Dat is vom-
t man issent it," mo, of kors not" ay
say. VEL he say, dat is a vom-
4 mans name" Ay say, Hanna, dat ban
Y his last name, his first name ban Louis
a "Val,' Halvor say Dat is yust as bad,
n tu.'
i Den ay say, dat ban defrent His
: first name is Louis alreit but dey kol
. him Looee. Eff he ban in old kuntry his
n name ban Lars" Ay tai him Hanna
ban guide luking Teller an dat he vas in
, de safe legislator and ban in kongress
r and meking guide hard fite for de tire
Y year homestead law, ensofort
Y Den Halvor say, GAY see de Buffalo
}, Bull Mus nomenated som man named
8 Krogen Or Kreegan for governor but dat
r he living som odder phase tn long befaar
t he kom har so dat he kant be governor
of Nord Dakota. Den dey put op dat
g Fargo man Sweet som ban mayor. Ay
}. reed in de pepper he giving dividen tu
e taks-payers. Vot yu tenk bout him?"
Den ay say, "Halvor, du yu want me
:, tn tai yu som NOR bout yure trashine
$ krew an dat yak pot blofY game?" Ar
o -Halvor say, "Gudeness me ay tank aS
}. hear huff bout dat now. But vat VI
r. tenk bout Oskar IIelstrom?''
n An ay say, .'Vel,i de boys in de PAM
u tenshury want him tn stay dere and b.
n manager of de baseball team bekaa
7, van he goes tn de ball game den de,
o kan sneak out an forgit to kom bak
:, Cskar he ban guido shot tn. Kople tre'
nlont3 nGo som Of dc l.o1vilxts got GU
IS &c OsAar vas tn a ban game. Oska
u he .tne it ou- cstcr . vile an h. yts
lie se:'ins his revolver al he starting on
s. hunting. lie saw som pore dar.l vat h
tot ought tn be konvikt an he shottiH
" him in dc lag. Ie not ban de konvik
r. etdl. but it amt mex ,nut:hs diie"ors. a
CESS he vos noting but Il .:islas enn
Ec% Ay don't trnls &c mead enni l1ra
= ST or baseball manager fur @uvcrno.
lla'ror. an bcsaidcs nc ban out plus
= siG for wilson for president"
On, gudeness me-, say IIalvor 3D.,
u ban noN for me. Vel ay. tank ay bette
IN go hoam. Say, vie ay tink Of it." say
ilalVor. has Lars Hanna ban livn
ne in Nord Dakota long noff tn be gu,
ernor?"
= va lay skal say o, Halvor." say a,
We HE koning har bout turty year ago a
ne living on farm an graking Wit oks
III ems an meking pan kakes an everiten
" of dat kind, yust laik yu an me he
ban DUNG. Yassir he ban alreit."
le Halvor say, wal, ay ban glad tn n
dat he no someteng bout farming A
ay cay, "shure teng he du."
''val, by yimminy" say Halvor. "a
. got tn git op bout for ek.ok an ay v
hat tn 60 hoam an go tn bed. Gud
, mite, Erik"
An ay say, "Gude note, E4alvor" a
no ay go tn bed tn, feeling purity guide.
Ill Yures trulli, ERIK c. Larson.