The Greeley tribune., 1912-09-05

Instead OF telling the candidates
how much they may slend uhoes
| the law, the attorney ReneraA ou&h'
tn tell them how to keep IroH''
spending anything.
. II you want to get acq""'ntsS.
with every candidate In Weld county
. All you will have to do Is 70 stand
stiu for a few moments At some
Tomato. Pickle or Biscuit day.
We wish to serve notice that the
fishing season is officially over Tor
ma. Our last and only catch was y
nos, that looks like ripe tomato
.frer the battle At Fort LuptOn.
4 Our contemporary announces tnat
the suaar trust is planning ON buiid-
inp more factories in COiOr'soo.
verify tn, reduction Of the sugar
tariff will b, y terrible blow to that
industry.
Rig Mac has abandoned all hope
of republican victory In Weld
county and has appealed to ms pre-
cinct chairmen to devote their ell
forts to '.save the organization -
Ault Advertiser.
An angel met q London girl At
the gates OF death and sent her back
to life. An angel meets us ire
ouentiy and sends us back to tine
grocery store for something we for.
got.
The city has discovered that the
county has not paid for the graves II
has in Linn Grove cemetery. hui
then the county has been too busy
with the live ones to pay much At
tentiOn to the dead.
The state hoard OF health wants
tive grand Jury to investigate the
roller towels. Looks like cinch
that they could find something.
they get the average towel to exam
inc.
There is obviously mistake In
the dispatch in this mornings pap
ers. concerning man whose NE
was saved by a kitten. That must
have happened in Greeley.-Fort
Collins Review.
The whole corps Of republican
stand pat state candidates attracted
about half as many people to the
Greeley opera house as one lone
democratic candidate for senator
drew. DO you get It:
Bring the old family horse in To
the county fair September 23-S7
and let him drink out OF the brand
new fourteen foot trough that Alder
man Bullock Is going to have built
ut Island Grove park.
A woman armed with two largo |
knives tried to reach President Taft |
While We are dead against his tariA
p<,aicy we do not think much good
can be accomplished with knives.
A meat axe might he better.
The Greeley nature faker has
again broke loose. The same jack
rabbit which = year ago kicked Jim
Gault In the eye receatly held up
street car on Normal hill and sat
right down In tho lap Of = pretty
schoOlma' a'am.-Pierce Record.
It seems to be . terrible crime
for the COMMON people to OCCASION
ally demand what IL their due, whibe
the trusts do their rt,t,bin9 unDoaesst-
/ ed by the marvellous laws and moro
marvellous rulings of the courts.
The only thing in the Bull Moose
rally tfnt the Greeley ReDssbl
approved Of was the suggestion that
. monument be erected in Greeley.
1t heats the hand how cheerful that
paper wakes over dead thinRs.
1t was y sad day for the stand pat
republican candidates who mingled
In the Pickle day celebration At
P1atteville. Everything the speak
erx said was . hot shot for Big Bill
Taft, TIE friend Of the trusts.
Governor Carey Of Wyoming told
the people Of Greeley that the Bull
Moose platform was taken from the
hest things Of the republican and
democratic platforms. He forgot to
say that Bill Ryan formulated
l every good plank they have In their
! platform.
The county fair directors arc en-
phatically denying the humOr thai
Slim Roberts will he allowed to b<
!. first in the lunch line on Potato day
. Thye say that every PrecautiOn will
he taken against running out Oi
grub for everybody.
LOveland II to have an airship a
: their fair and a lot Of people from
Greeley are going over to see II Il
!. will dy. II Is ssjd that some Of OuI
county fair officials are convince
that all they have read about air
ships flying II merely newspaper
q exAggeratfOns.
y BRANCHING OUT
. The Fort Collins Courier has en-