The searchlight., 1912-01-12

pronounce Delhi, but 1t gill do no
harm for you to look 1t up.
Several Cincinnati school girls have
proved that they can live on seven
cents a day. But will they?
Another Austrian archduke dropA
his title. All. II some Americans
were only allowed to pick them up!
Almost any many can live to be 100
years old If he can dodge the butcher.
the baker and the candlestick maker.
Boston preacher has quit the pull
pit to go into the coal business Con-
tinuing to make II hot for the sinner!
The stealing Of pictures from French
art galleries continues Dealers In pic
ture post cards should take warn
Ing.
That the Fflipinos are capable Of
high degree Of civilization is indicat-
ed by the interest they take In base
ball.
Before the women get on an equal
footing with the men" they will have
to come down from their French
heels.
Andrew Carnegie says that 325 a
week Is enough to get married on.
Andy wants to die poor. but not
alone
With a reform league Of some kind
meeting every week this country
should be saved. provided 1t requires
saving.
The beauty doctors are prescribing |
two carrots a day for the complexion: |
which looks to us like the high cost |
of color.
Suit for $4,000 damages growing |
out Of events started by kicking a cat |
shows how terribly that animal can
come back.
A health expert tells us that candy
Is an aid to beauty. Likewise 1t IL
an aid to young men who are paying
attention to beauty.
Tailors are planning a system to be
paid regularly like the butchers and
bakers. Still, there is no such thing
as custom-made bread.
". al q
are on the verge of starvation. but We
have not noticed that the car Is los
Ing his appetite over It.
An old church In Minneapolis has
been turned into a laundry. which. &c.
cording to the old adage. is Just one
removed from godliness.
II people would only wear concrete
hold-up man would have to turn to
some lighter occupation.
A scientist claims that he has dis.
covered a way to obtain gold from
the baser metals, but there Is nothing
new In the goldbrick game.
The Indiana citizen who was given
eight years for stealing chickens prob
ably would have been given life II he
had been caught stealing fresh eggs.
An exchange tells us that great
many Japanese women are pearl div.
ers. Evidently the Japanese dairy
lunch foundries believe In employing
women.
A historian tells us that Sappho
. was woman OF good repute. but II IL
safe bet that some scandaious
things were said about her In Greek
sowing circles.
New York Jury upheld the defendant
In Q breach OF promise suit brought
by q "kissiess" girl. II Is not neces-
sary to marry an iceberg even II one
promises to do 1t.
sudden shock will sometimes
change the color OF the eyes. accord.
Ing to a London highbrow. II depends
on the force Of the blow whether the
eye Is turned black. blue or green.
Girls In q Los Angeles high school
are taking q course in matrimony Yet
Il 10 more than likely that scientific
methods will be discarded when II
comes to the critical point. and the
courting will be done In the same old
way.
A Boston man. writing to Q New
York paper on the subject Of football.
says the country should not tolerate
% dull and stupid . performance"
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