The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-06-18

The Two Bms-Rin Pickett-do We know Rille-
has become motorcycle cop" to President Taft. He is
thoroughly convinced IT the value of the motorcycle
for patroling modern cities. This may he true for COW
ering long distances in short time, but the speed of the
machine does not permit the rider to he in one spot long
enoush u" se - eo'ns on-no"eNer, 'nasn"rh as
a cop is not supposed to see or know what's doing
the machine may be all right at that. Bill Pickett is "on
the force" at Beverly, Mass and the presidents home
is on his heat. A newspaper account ventures the
startling information that Hill p. was on that beat last
year while the Fill T. was there-and further that in
going up and down past Bill It's summer home Bill F.
used up 5000 miles of heat--a wonderful record for a
polceman-even in 2 lifetime.
Just at this iunrture Of this Junk Thought. the
question arises in our cerebral cer"hellum-or ante
that Fill I. could stand for the eternal popping of Bill
P:s so-dcvil. which VIC would imagine TO he worse than
T. RS tom-tom with the big stick-in keeping Bill T.
awake. Rll 2. has ridden the two-wheeler long enough
to get the bug is fun of "enthusia' and now refers
to his pedestrian brethren as pavement nounders"
The IN" Eills are mutual admirers and assist each
other What they can in holding their iobs-seems if.
ST Faul paper. evidently is intended ~ impress the
public with the tact that Hoffman was not a Justice of
the peace" was not intoxicated, nor did not fine himself
FOR such ofense. Listen:
Oklahoma city. Okla. June 15.--H. w.
Hoffman. editor of the News at Seminole.
okla. denies the story that he fined himself for
being intoNirated. Hoffman is not a Justice of
the peace. and he denies that he vas intoXi-
Gated.
The whole story is a fabrication from be-
ginning to end" Hoffman said.
Il vas not a justice of the peace. was not
intoxicated and there was never any such
Transaction"
Hoffman has lived al Seminole A number
Of Years. is editor and owner of the Seminole
County News and is Well known i'm that section
OF the state. He is anxious To have it under
stood that he was not intoxicated, was not a
Justice Of the peace and never fined himself.
Caddic> Sore.-There is trouble down east. Whether
il Was " Cobb or who-anyhow somebody started the
idea among the caddies that link strikes would be novel
as profitable. They made a boiler" for a raise.
asking for 3oc per round instead of CSC which they
we're getting. The sports have the natter under adj
Nisement while asitators We're sent to the various clubs
and unions MAY be organized, 1t isn't right for those
caddies to lift that extra nickel out of the pockets of
the poor milionaires.
speaking ot Cha~rrS.-The Manchester Union in
forms Senator MARITIME. who boosts Jersey apple-jack.
that there is no chaser in the world like New IIanp.
shire water. Wonder if that editor ever tried the
HunNadi kind.
i. r. says. YOU can't nail jelly to the ual"-
which reminds us that We have seen il there as tight
as if it We're nailed.
An exchange remarks that Australia has n woman
on the bench now. We saw tn. same thing in River
side park recently.