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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07

BALTIMORE, Md, Feb. G.-Rob-
ert B. Ways foreign freight agent Of
the Baltimore and Ohia railroad. and
widely known as an expert on rail-
road subjects, died at his home here
today from the effects of stroke Of
paralysis. lie was so years old.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07

MONTERREY, Calf, Feb. G.-The
transport sherman departed today
with 25O recruits and the eighth in
fantry assigned to duty in the Phil
ippines.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07

To the Citizens of Tulsa:
l hereby announce myself as a cam
didate for the office of Mayor, sub.
iect TO the approval of the Republican
party, and the choice Of the voters at
the April election.
Respectfully,
c. O. FRYE.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07

For Commissioner, District No. ..
hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of City Commissioner
from District Number ,, subject to the
action of the Republican primary,
March 10, 1912.
X. T.. SIMMONS.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07
WITH THE POLITICIANS

An eyes in the third district will be
turned on Wagner today when StaIe
Chairman Jim Harris will hold a
meeting with the congressional COM
mitteemen to take up the legality If
the call for the third district conyen-
ton.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07
YESTERDAY WAS AN IDEAL DAY
II Was Not Too Hot or Too Cold
With or Without Your
OverCOat.

Yesterday was what many persons
too cold nor too hot. Oyerciats
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07

TO the Citizens of Tulsa:
| hereby announce myself as "A can
ddnte for the Office of Commissions
cs of the Second Ward, subject to the
approval of the Democratic party
and the choice of the voters at the
April election.
Respectfully,
j. B. WILSON.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07

The following solution Of wha;
promises to be perplcXing problem
has been suggested to the World:
The reelection Of Colonel Roosevelt
to the vice presidency would not low
er the standard or impair the bril-
liancy Of his citizenship, but would
add dignity and raise the standard
Of that Office to the proper level. His
personality as president of the senate
would have a sterilizing effect on
that august body and draw it closer
to the American people. If Okla
homa is to be represented by Haskell
in the u. $. Senate, let us dare to
hope that he win not venture closer
than the senate cloak room.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07

when is victory a defeat and
when is defeat victory? That is
the qeustion the Galbreath and Brady
supporters We're asking each other
last night.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-02-07
) POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

9so.os.oo.goo9oYo.oa0Y9o.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-03-23

B,oussa'd: Mrs. j. A. Viatol
Mrs " X. Paradis: Mrs ). +.
Hale; Mrs. j. - Walsh: Mrs.
Sarah Barnard; X. Billings, Eliza.
beth DtN aIcourt: Mrs. Walter Z
Carstens; Mrs j. Broussald.
| 1t was moved by Mr. Renoudet
seconded by Mr., Southwrli and
carried that The matter OF pur
chase of oyster shells to be placed
on the streets be laid over for
further consideration.
Mr.. Girard called the attention
OF the Council 10 the condition of
the Bayou bridge and recommend
ed that 1t be repaired and placed
III proper condltion-The Streets
4 Bridge Committee were il,
sirncfed to aScei tain what repairs
were necessary and to report the
matter TO the Council.
Mr. Girard also called attention
10 the condition TO the Banks of
the Bayou Teehe at the boat turn
hole; the turning Of boats at this
point striking HE bulkheads pla.
ca by the New Iberia and North
ern i x and also causing the
East Bank Of the Bayou to cave
II, thereby causing damage to the
bayou bank and the street along
sad froni-The Mayor was re
4nesfed to secure estimates of the
cost OF work of placing balkhead$;
on the East bank of the Bayou,
ana that he take up with the New
Iberia and Northern Railroad
Company the matter of the condi.
ton Of The bnlkhcads placed by
them on the West bank.
The condition of the canal
along Madison street was discuss
ed, and it was reported that the
New Iberia and Northern Rail.
road was not engaged in boxing
! this canal
1t was moved 10y Mr.. Renoudet
seconded 10y MIR. Glrard and car
rled by the following Yea and
Nay vote, Yea, Messrs. Renou.
Diet, Girard, Erath, Rlbbeck
Iralnor, South we'll, Mignes and
LaSsaIlr, Nay none, That the
Mayor be authorized to negotiate
loan on the best terms possible
ia tue sum of .3465. 90, for the
purpose OF paying the note held
by the School Board, and that he
negotiate IA note of the CITY for
SAID sum, to be carried on the bnd
get OF 1913. Also that The Mayor
be authorized TO furnish a more in
the sum Of $4,000 90 in favor of
the iberia School Board IN settle.
ment OF the appropriations carried
on the budgets of 1911 and 1919
"A ie1ter was received and read
from the Mayor i'll regard to the
cost OF preliminary survey for
'he installation Of "a sewerage Ms.
TEN, together with several es;i.
mates from Civil Engineers for
SAID work.
" men 1t was moved by Mr.
Rehondef, seconded by Mr., Girard
ana carried thas this matter be re-
TERED to The special meeting TO be
held on Monday for consideration.
The Toli, wing applications were
received fci positions on the City
police force, ia conformity with
resolution of the Board annonnc
ing the election of police officers
For Chief of Police Mr.. Romn-
aid MFuez beng the only appli
cant, it was moved by Mr.. Renou.
Diet, seconded by Mr.. Girard an d
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-03-23
New Iberia, La, March 10, 1912

The Mayor and Board of Trus
tees met this day PURSUANT to
Call with Mayor J. S. Power in
the Char and the foilowiug mem
bers present to-wi: NJ t-srs. Rem
o"det, Erath, Tralnor, Mignes,
Ribbeck, Girard and Southwtn
Absent, Mr. L#ssaIle.
The object of the meeting was
then read, which is as follow S.
Nv Iberia, La, March Is, 1912.
To the Members of the Board of
Trustees Of the City of New
Iberia, La
Gentlemen:-YOur are hereby
notified that there will be Call
meeting Of the Mayor and Board
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-03-23

A proposal for HE paving of 4
portion Of Main street in front Of
The Magnolia school a distance of
40 feet, AT Il cost to the City of
1898 40, was received from the
Chatam Construction Company,
aud read, and after discussion
was on motion Of Mr.. Rcnoudet,
seconded by Mr.. Girard ami car-
ried, referred to speclal meeting
OF the Council TO be called on
Monday the 18th.
The following communication
was received and read and order
ed spread on the minutes on mo
siOn of Mr.. South we'll, seconded
by Mr. Erath aud carried:
New Iberia, La, Feb. 10, 1912.
TO Hon. Mayor q Members of
City Council, New iberia, La.
Gentlemen Il Friends
The Ladies' of the Unsec'arian
Aid Society requests me to thank
yonr honorable body for your
generous donation Of One huI-
bred Dollars, which assisted so
largely III our hoar Of need.
With such assistance to pIOpa
gate Dnr work OlC!,aIity We feel
greatly encouraged aud s:imuiat.
ed to continue IN its fuliilmenf.
Thanking you, ! beg to remain.
Yours very respectfully,
MARY Il. HANLEY, Cor. Secy.
a repnrt was received and read
from Y. l.. GuIIfOnX, e. f. in re-
gard 10 the work done by him in
establishing the levels along MAN
street. Tor the construction of the
tracks Of the S. w. Traction &
Power Company.
1t was moved by Mr.. Tralnor,
seconded 10y Mr.. South we'll and
carried that the Mayor be author
lied and instructed 10 notify the
Southwestern Traction and Power
Company, to fill in the streets
where they are not level with
their tracks as per the franchise
granted them; and that if the said
work is not done, that same will
be undertaken by the City at the
expense Of the said S w. Trac-
ton and Power Company.
A petition was received frcm
iberia Lodge No. 80. knights OF
Pythias asking for the remission
Of taxes assessed on the City rolls
against them-When it was NOV
ed by Mr.. Glrard. seconded by
MIR. RenOudet and carried that i,
be laid over for further cOnsidera-
ton.
A request was made for the re-
fund OF taxes paid by Mrs Nav
! Sheard on property on upper
Main street, and The amount was
ordered refunded if the said prop
erty he found To be out de of the
corporate limits, on motion made
hy Mr.. Rtnoadet, seconded by
Hr. LassalIe aud carried.
The following communication
Was received and ordered spread
on the minutes Oh motion of Mr..
Southwell, seconded by Mr.. Rem.
ondet and carried.
New Iberia, La, Feb. II, 1912.
70 the Honorable Mayo & Board
Of Trustees of New Iberia.
Gentlemen
Having acquired a knowledge Of
the uDsanitary condition Of the
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-03-23

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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-03-23

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and W. Wh cl, any @"" b. 5 t of on . oo
a a"as sd t. IT, Ia'1 ,a @ ,s ' 70, %
ton BOOK ~ he Charge shall t ai9N
"a legal 's T1 voter s 1al "'''' " r., s ~
sheri from .ssa,o o"s l"@yd ny tine h%s- t
a ap yG h r d tax 3'r i ' ed by a%
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f'%,". an" ~ enclosed !" '"' r.. ''"'''" 70 ~
Isl: sSS II, t s @ H. .s to s* rho a" 'a
Election shall Ne charge OF me Is' of voters
Board of, Of rrsr s e"rrert and complete io haze
t ra" & hod that t oni po tn< & ~
:" ir s"@ that ana furnished free
& si ,S o r., f e fS a ah' a. h ga. /" 's
;sss S"". S ss. y ... ., ,"s
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s;r"s to S"t as "H"SfS '"s % A.
name Of ofG 'hr cania s''" WON vo an
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hghest Number Of votes in this Counting
rules and g'a of '" a"d ne s @a "
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the o,m tG s ,o 's " s Of h any %s 50 ' Sr
a;.s a" a, % meth 4. 1 ss d,,
royae% preceding. the election
herein provided and in conflict herewith the
sThe Board of Trustees shall pay all the election expenses for
;Ss *s:y Il" s., Of han ' s5:
%S '%a shall ''1s s' large ss n
ana vy s'5o a' Dss per- shan nal" s ay. ; %s On" Hundred
this b aa"1 J a . rTT s a c au u s an
such duties be provided BY ordinance not in conflict
shall Be sss" % a. s :" "ss a. School Directors Of the city
s sT q sea At duty the
s rs s;o " sHs "S at Of their their usual place " meeting and
:; IF; s: :$ 81 :; ; s: S : : "i '*
37.-Each sub a
his
all books the
fine of One Hundred Dollars,
gainst him and his surety before urc
3s.The o
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Dollars!
39.The condition each shall O the
gainst financial loss
e s afi 5os h ] M PARISH SGnH oSt s m
ss be s duty S h OF OF the "d or s s, p a1
this legal tn
OF
an aggregate sum equal 70 the bond herein fixed provided
wand
OF value one fourth above the sumor which thus
Ai bonds shall BE-
fit hereby to
OF the District Judge
bona or bonds shall Toe
upon due proof shown ard contradictorily with part
y to
woke bond bonds
. the office shall BE ipso facto vacated. ~
@ 2Bonds required ~ the
oyees Of their respective departments for the perform
of their
0AH bonds shall be drawn in favor of the Trustee Finance
which shall
Each Of said Trustees shall keep shall
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-03-23

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survey iof The construction at
sewer system beng taEcn uft amo
I the PROPOSAL Of Mt A4NeE N
Kramer u Magnolia, Ma.
Irad, On motions - nj is"Foa.t6.t.
seconded us Nj. t'itata 5ied I'll,
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tend ~ invitation y Atr
; ~ q ln' J. : Appeal 4't'i'
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ny 'tsN lH'l''s' 1'"n " 'tt"'N'.
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) cen III tiiIa eh5
An ordinance Is pIoi4uf.ate lie
extension Of the Boundaries rf fls-
CITY of New Iberia, 1t. ms fkp#
by All ordinance passed IN Ele
slll day Of FtAruaIa. l4g Was
presented by Slr E-nouapr na
read, and on nofl04 II Nh Es.as
DEF. SECONDED tx Mr.. FratnoE VS.
adoptc! by lie following lPa aud
Nay vote. Yea, NtsslS. kahbcee.
Liath, Eenoudrt, Iiait0r aud
Sdiu oiuHtdii's a. az" eitl'
| led was then presented to he
! Naycr for examination a,sI 4ffa,
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AIM ''' W. -, - - = ~ an,
appioN'd ana SI9hed alln me sea-
| of the corporation thereto affixed.
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Wit
! Be il ordained hT the Max Ut
and BOARD of Trustees If thp Cis
80 < IA; Ill,
~ ~" ''''"' ~ ,i'ietS' az
ordinance was passed on lie
S.h day Of February 1912. rN
tana,,,g ,ba hopuJ .,ias a.. .a,d
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| properties, 10 VII
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-03-23


ter mark; thence westward and fol
lowing SAID Northern. line OF sa4d
property OF Mrs. Leopold Deblane, to
the intersection of North and Jane
streets; thence still westward follow
ing the Northern line OF NoY'h street
on which street the Episcopal Gene
terry is located to the western line OF
the extension of Main street, at it,
most northern point, thence IN II
southern direction 10 the nearesl point
of the Morgan's La. and Texas Rdil-
road; thence down said western
boundary of MorganS La and Texas
Railroad to Anderson street; thence
out Anderson street on the Mort invest
side to a point opposite and interscGt-
ing Robertson street ON the northwest
side of Hopkins street, thence ant
said Hopkins street to point 61t feet
beyond the Southwestern side OF Dale
street, thence in an easterly direction
to row of four live oak trees in the
yard Of Mrs. Hartwell Hart the first "
which stands ninety 800 feet from tire
Northwest SIDE of Iberia street, said
row oftrees being Just six hundred and
fifty 90 feet from the Southwest
side of Dale street, ami taking - tie
residence Of Mrs Iiartwell Iart; from
said line of Oak trees running in b
southerly direction to the southeast
side OF Bank Avenue at point pt six
hundred and fifty 630 feet beyond
the southeast side OF paie street,
thence down the South west side Of
Bank Avenue to CERTAIN tract OF
land l. ing on the southwest Side OF
Bank avenue, starting from the south
west side Of Aug Pascal's property on
Bank avenue running in Il southeast
erly1 direction to the twenty arpent
road, thence along the Southwest side
of the Twenty arpcnt roid, and cross
ing said twenty arpent road, to the
Northwest boundary or line OF Gus
tave Peasants property, and running
parallel with the property Of the Is
tate of &. w. Sentell to the southwest
side Of Morgan's La. and Texas Rail
road tracks; thence along the Southwest
side of said Morgan's La. and Texas
X. X. track. to the uppe: or northern
line OF the property OF Leitmeyer;
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-14
Caught in the Act.
A. F. B.

Big shipments of Irvine and farm
implements will soon be the daily
routine here.
The rope room will be vacated
soon as the machines are to be re-
moved to the new prison.
Limberger and Beau never
fail to get an encore. Both are able
writer's. especially Beau.
Guard Plante now has charge OF
the walters and is fast learning the
ms and outs of the game.
Jim. the coachman. still
carries about with him his smile and
pleasant ways and is making good
Guard Tully was feeling very bad
when he left for his vacation and
we hope the rest will do him much
good.
One thing / personally know is
that Davy is very fond of apples
also that tn Chief is similarly
affected.
Pete. the fine collie of the War.
den's, spends most of7his time locked
up. He has no respect for rules and
will wander off if not closely
watched.
Let the watchword of The Mirror
contributors be from now on: Boosl
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-14
BY THE RIGHT OF WAY
Chuzzlewit

DIR. Woods Hutchinson says that
four hours work day is enough for
anyone. We an'tagree with You Doc.
Some people say that word to
the wise is sufficient. How about the
wise guy that wont give you the
opportunity to say the word?
The exchange" says, that old
people should never parade their sup
erior wisdom, because it may not be
SO Illuminating as they imagine;" but
it fails to mention the younger gem
GRAFTON.
Five thousand dollars damages for
one kiss! This amount was paid
dainty little Chicago girl(?) for an
OSCILLATION that was stolen(?) from
said young lady. The value placed
upon this OSCILLATION leads us to
believe that it must have practically
been soul-kiss. How about it Beau?
You are better versed on this subject
than /. With your many affinities
one of them ought to be able to give
us the desired information.
Chimin Chu Fuh of Nan Seing
Kiaag Su received the first prize in
the junior oratorical contest at the
Lehigh University, recently. We do
not wonder and we are not surprised
at this news. This honored indiyid-
ual no doubt is the only human being
in existence Govt side of China who
is able to pronounce his name with
out first taking a liberal helping of
Quaker OATS or Top Notch"
breakfast food We will all have to
give it to you Chiminy old boy. You
are regular old highlander.
DIR. Simon Flexner, of the Rookie
Teller Institute Of Medical Research,
the scientist who gave the World the
anti-toxin for spinal meningitis, has
discovered an antiodote for infantile
paralysis. Thousands of victims have
died with this disease and the med
ical profession were practically
helpless. If this drug urotroqin,
proves as valuable as the Doctor ex-
poets, the world will owe Doctor
Flexner debt greater than they
will be able to pay in worldly honors.
John d Rockefeller's money has also
made these discoveries possible and
to him no small amount of credit is
due.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-14

and keep on boosting. Let's make
everyone feel proud Of our family
journal.
Ye danber paid a visit to the hos
pitaI recently and after painting
several of the beds, stands, ETC., a
snowy white, were pleased to note
how clean and spotless everything
appeared about the place. Much
credit is due DIR. Newman and his
able assistants for the manner in
which they keep everything spick
and span in their department. As
/ departed / could hear Pat softly
say: God bless our happy home!"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-14
New Prison Notes
By Bingo

Saturday was the banner day for
visitors.
Blonde says man can live on a
side alley and still live on the square.
Supt. Styles and genial Bob Hen
derson are busy men these days.
Everything is finer than silk up
in this neck of the woods.
Rev. Budlong preached an inter-
esting sermon here Sunday. He
has made a decided hit with the
boys.
Supt. Williams was visitor at
this institution on Friday, the 8th.
Judging from the large smile he
wore, one would arrive at the con-
clusion thathe was pleased with the
Irvine plant.
That was a mistake about Jambo
being the local cook. Jumbo, it
turns out, is just plain, ordinary
D1SCul-b nOOtCIs DuO CJtOCl uP . uiu-
DO, the new governor of Arizona
was a biscuit-shooter at one time.
Good things come to him who waits.
Oily says that if that down cast
hobo that st. Croix referred to in
the last issue of The Mirror had
been called bindle stiff instead
of brindle stiff" all would have
been o. X. He claims that jun
gle buzzer7 naturally would get in
dignant. Besides the name prob
ably put him in mind OF certain
brindle bull dogs that he had met in
| his travels.
An inmate recently discharged
from this Institution, upon arriving
at the sanity city, made tracks for
well known cafe. Arriving there
he secured seat and proceeded to
order everything on the menu card
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-14


ways enough and to spare it isn't
at all necessary to swab it up with
your bread. Don't be scared, the
guard will see that you are properly
waited on and You will be given
ample time and every opportunity
to complete your meal properly.
and if you do leave little gravy on
your plate, it won't break their
hearts.
would like to pay some atten-
ton to the man who mixes ham,
cabbage. potatoes, gravy and pud-
ding in one conglomerate mess, and
then pushes it down his throat in
great gobs, but [ have already used
up my space.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-14

A feature of the home talent en-
tertainment to be given at the Aud
itorium in Saltwater. in honor of st.
Patrick's Day, will be an original
song by Matt Shields. the genial
foreman of shop M. entitled: Don't
Speak to Me Again in Here" We
were already aware of the fact that
Mr.. Shields possessed many accom-
plishments above the ordinary, but
the announcement that he was a
composer and vocalist of much abll-
lty, occasioned no little surprise
hereabouts. However, those who
are best acquainted with him, are
confident that he will deliver the
goods" on this occasion, as he has
been in the habit of doing before.
and our only regret is that we are
unable to accept an invitation to the
entertainment.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-14
Rpthernlel

Representative Rothermel of
Pennsylvania, looks very much like
Vice President Sherman, the only
difference being that Sherman is
always smiling and Rothermel looks
like large and imposing funeral.
1T costs Rothermel lot of money
to look like me- said Sherman one
day, in discussing his double, be-
cause vice president is expected to
give one-dollar tips and to live like
lord. Whenever Rothermel goes
to hotel the bell boys think the
vice president is bowed down with
grief, and that it will be an easy
matter to take large sums of money
from him when he is preoccupied by
sorrow. On the other, it is very
economical for me to look like him.
You know, he is a Dutchman, and
whenever / want to treat anybody
/ do what Rothermel does. / take
'em out and give EN- a glass Of
beer. The Popular Magazine.