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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

and clinging are everywhere ad.
mired and exploited Only the un-
starched lingerie materials are used
or else silks, satins and woods n
much softness and lightness.
Behold a frivolity of this especial
sort in our illustration. the hybrid
thing between nightdress and slip-on
and which may be distinctly either OF
both az the same time. For the night
gown made in this style is often OF
some colored cotton, figured striped
dotted or plain the wrapper in the
same materials will only be distin'
guished from il by a specially deer
hem. or by some slight trimming OF
the skirt edge. This model then Is
useful for both garments foI
the skirt has quite a proper fullness
as we'll as the nightgown plainness
and with pointed or square neck II
will do for all the intimate little sum
mer wrappers and fiXy nighties in
lingerie amterials. At the same time
made with higher neck and with long
er flowing sleeves, the design is admlr
able for the convalescing mother
who needs something loose and yet
protective. Cashmere, flannel and al
batross are proper wrapper materials
for the present season, and with any
one Of these ribbon bands. torchon
laces and such simple stitchery as
faggotting and French knots go beau.
tifully.
Concerning all of these AFFAIRS. or
any others for house use, hand finish
gives a much more dainty look than If
the entire garment were made by
hand. There is endless latitude, too,
in the choice of ribbons and with
the right matching of a color a very
smart look can be obtained with cheap
lowered ribbons, or those with striped
borders. Worn with any color under
the sun black velvet and satin rib
bons are forever stylish.
MARY DEAN.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
NOT so VERY PREC0CI0US
Simple Explanation Of Facts That Had
Made Young Father Green
With Jealousy.

II was a wet day, and in conse-
quence the guests had to stay indoors,
The young couple started TO talk OF
their baby.
MY baby has Just cut his first
tooth" said the father proudly.
"lndeed?" said the other. We'll,
mine cut his long ago"
"Our baby" said the first, 'is just
beginning TO talk"
ours" said the second, cannot
only talk. but read"
Knows his letters already. does
he?" said the first. with note OF
jealousy in his voice.
"Oh, yes, indeed" said the other.
And can figure like an expert ac-
countant"
Really" said the first. Then he
must be older than mine. How old Is
your baby?"
Mother" said the second. address
ing his wife, how old is Willie?"
Nineteen said mother.-Judge
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
LOST s5 POUNDS.
Made Well by Curing the Weakened
Kidneys.

Adelbert +. Perkins, No. So Mechanic
Street. Danielson, Conn. says: "The pain
and weakness in my back was simply ag-
oniEine | often thought | would break
in two. Then began TO pass gravel, and
only those who have had this trouble can
understand what | went through. Every
time passed stone, il would tear its way
through my kidneys until | thought I
would die. For three years my kidneys
were SO tender | could not lie down with
out a pillow being placed beneath my
hack. Coupled with what | have told you.
| had terrible headaches and dizzy spells
which almost drove me crazy. | ran down
in weight until | was only shadow of my
former self. having lost over thirty.fve
pounds Sick weak. and discouraged, l
resolved 60 give Doau's Kidney Pills a
trial. | improved from the first and at
the end of seven weeks, ! was cured, cured
90 stay cured. which is proven by my
being free from the disease for nearly
three years"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
Was TESTING the Baby.

Little Phil Warriner, OF Addison
road, was detected in the act of pull.
ing out the baby's hair despite her
frantic protest.
Il just wanted 20 see" he said in
explanation. whether she was cold
storage baby. Teacher told US that's
the way you can tell chicken. II The
feathers come out easily the chicken
has been in cold storage"
Needless 10 say, Phil is doing pen.
ance.-New York Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
FOR FAIR LADYS JEWELRl
Just Give Her Box That Has Been
Taught to Know Its Own
Mistress.
MARY DEAN.

The invention of a jewel case which
growls like big dog for eight hours,
If so much as flickered with a duster,
sounds a mingled blessing Although
It would certainly deter thieves, and
induce unwary members Of that fra
ternity to put It down more hastily
than they took It up, the nerves of the
owner must be considered.
The growing, 1t is true, can be
stopped by opening the hox and set
ting a lever within. but when one
wanted, perhaps, a small brooch, II
would surely make one do without 1t
rather than have the nerve-rackine
experience OF going TO a jewel case
which had to be opened and argued
with before II would stop growing
like a mastiff. for the lever naturally
has TO be inside, or it would defeat its
own purpose.
In hotel, too, life would be most
exciting for the owner OF such a jewel
box, for when she wan-ed TO get her
jewels, the box. promptly fulfilling its
functions, would bring the entire no.
tel staff racing 10 the spot, with an
interested crowd of hotel guests In
their wake.
BY the time this had happened once
or twice before dinner in the evening.
the noise would be so well known.
and the hotel staff would be in such a
bad temper with it, that thieves might
set It going with impunlty, and let II
go while they smashed II open.
The idea, however is very ingenious
and If only the box could be taught &c
know its mistress from a burglar, there
would be nothing left 20 desire.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
CIara's Little Hint.

a certain young curate wanted to
give his lady-love a Christmas pres
ent, but could not make up his mind
what IT should be; so the next time
he called he frankly told her the diff
Guilty under which he was laboring
Want TO make me present."
Clara exclaimed. in well-disgusted as
constituent, why, Charley, you for
get yourself"
The curate took the hint, and Of
fered himself on the spot.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
Reconnoitered.

Mamma was dressing when seven.
year-old Freddy burst into the room
with a loud Boo"
Why, Freddy dear" expostulated
she. you mustn't open my door with
out knocking mightn't have been
dressed at all"
"Oh, this was all right" said Fred
dy, Il looked through the keyhole
first"-Judge
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
No Claim for Reeinroeation

Jack Reeves tells this on Felix Nc.
Carthy, who used TO drive a night
hack before he retired to the presi
dency of a refectory, where the goods
are sold from the wood:
81 didn't see you at Murphys IN.
neral" said an acquaintance to Nc
Carthy. What's the reason you didn't
go?"
why should II" returned Nc
Carthy, somewhat touchily Sure
Murphy niver attended my funeral. -
New York Telegraph.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
New TO II.

They walked up TO the desk OF the
Getty House In Yonkers, both In sus.
piciolusly new clothes. lie took a pen
from the hand OF Clerk Mailing with n
careless. Indifferent air and signed
with flourish II was just his name.
Mailing looked at him in surprise and
waited. Finally he said:
Aren't you going to register her,
too?"
The man answered, "Of course, +"
and with another flourish he added,
"and wife"
Tho bride looked at him reproach-
fully, murmuring "What did you
suppose | hit you I'm the ribs for?"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

First Aviator-How far IL IL TO the
ieKt gasoline reservoir?
Second Aviator-Tvo grsveysrds
nd spiral glide 70 your left. old
nan.--Llfe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
Woman's Way.

"A womans convention. eh? What
do women know about enthusiasm ?
Now at the last national convention
we men cheered our candidates for
an hour"
That's all right" said his wife
We threw kisses al ours for sixty.
seven minutes by the clock"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
Misleading Sneezes.

How did you come on with your
study Of the Russian language?"
Not we'll While ! was trying 10
pronounce a few words our family
physician came along and forced me
to take all kinds of medicine TO break
up a cold"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No oSmartlng--Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try II for Red, weak,
Watery Eyes aud Oranulated Eyeiids. Hue
trated Book In each Package. Murine IL
COMPOUNDED by Our Ocullsts-pot a Patent Med
cine - but used In successful Physlcians' Prac.
ice for many year. Nov dedcafed ~ the Pub
10 and cold By Druggists AZ &c and &C per Botfle
Murine Eye saiye In Aseptie Tubes, Zc ana bOo
Murine Eye Ronedy Co., Chicago
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
Their Limit.

There is one queer thing about fish
stories"
What is that?"
Fishermen, in telling OF their
catches, never seem able 10 draw the
line"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
lmnortant 20 Mothers
a Pioneer.

why was Jonah thrown over
board?"
I'm not sure, but I've always
thought he was the first man 10 rock
a boat"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

You will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly
You think you are catching cold. Don't
wait until you know IT, Take dose of
Hamlins Wizard Ol and you just can't
catch cold
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

And sometimes the girls father for
bids a young man the house. when
Il wasn't the house he wanted.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
Guarding the Money.

why was be guarded by the 20
lice?"
They we're afraid somebody else
would get his money"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

illness, bloating and other results of kidney
disease.
The following case is typical Of the cures
effected hy Doan's Kidney Pills. Grateful
testimony is the best evidence.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

A silly man In easily convinced that
he possesses more wisdom In one day
than the late Mr. Solomon did in all
HIS ycgrg
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
MAKING DAINTY BITS
WOMAN WITH TASTE AND SKILL
TO BE ENVIED.
Quite Clever Thing to Know How to
Add Touches Which Produce
What is Generally Called
"coquettish House Effects"

Happy the woman who knows the
art of the needle, if she also has
taste, and ardently desires those mys-
terious evolutions OF dress known TO
the newspaper advertisement as
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

about five inches below II. In the
center Of each bow and studded along
the ribbon were square buttons OF
steel
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

Blessed is the season which en-.
ges the whole world in a conspiracy
1 love!-Hamllton Wright Mabis.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

A few weeks OF matrimonial train.
ing will enable a man 70 predict brain
storms In advance.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

Hrs vsnsiov's Soothing Syrup for Children
tsething. sOftsns the gums. reduces innamna
ton. alLays pain, cures wind cOlic, 2Jc bottle
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12
a Friend 2

81 saw a friend OF yours the other
day"
Did you? Who was he2"
"Pufington He was telling us
how he picked you out Of the gutter
and set you on your feet"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

'Jost-A golden hour. set 20 60 d.
amond minutes. There IL no reward.
for IL 10 gone orever."-Beeoher.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

pIIFs CURED IN q TO tDhYs
Your druggist will refund money II PA/D OiNI-
nEST fails ~ cure any case - Itching, BlDd
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-01-12

This Is a suitable style for cash
mere or any fine wooden material;
the pattern is Magyar. open In front
to show a vest Of fancy silk; the low
er part OF material fronts is cut ir
scallops each side. which are con
nected by straps Of silk and SILK
covered buttons. The collar and deeI
cuHs are OF the fancy silk bound
With material; a deep waist-band
satin Is worn.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-07-13
PENSIONS.

Congressman Galloway of Tex
AZ in a recent speech in the House
Of Representatives. quoted al
length a lot of figures and facts
relating 10 the pensions that Tn
Gle Sam il today paying. These
figures are most interesting in
that they show to what almost nn-
bounded limits the custom Of
awarding pensions has grown.
Mr.. Galloway argued that the
custom Of paying pensions, rs en-
ployed in this country. "%snpports
in ,dleness thousands who should
be engaged in creative employ
m"nt. They would be better off
il forced TO rely on their own Of
forts, and would add to the
worlds wealth instead of absorb
ing substances they never created y
The speaker then gave u very ex-
tended statement of the figures
which appear in pension reports
down to June Both 1911, from
Which we quote a few:
The National Government wae
paying pensions to the amount Of
! 81 O,l,Gl" 60 to $500 pensioners
IN ms state The State of Ohio
leads the list with SG,l74 pension.
- who receive fifteen and a hal
million dollars annually. Penn
sylvanla plays a close second
with S5,512 pensioners, drawing
annually S14,64G,G4O Oh.
This country army of pensioners
y represented in the figures, $50,
IT. Adding to this figure those
now out Of the country the enroll
ment reaches the very respectable
number of S92,O9S, who are annu.
ally costing the national treasury
$3.50, $40 ,2S7.41.
Since 1866 This nation has paid
out in cons. quence of pensions
81, 254, SIG, l47 g..
The speaker concluded his pre-
%stntation with the following ratI..
Or s'gnitic ant language:
elf it has come to this, that the
giving of pensions is to purchase
votes; votes in the pension Iii ].
tricts of this country that deter.
mine elections, National as well az
State, what must be the cOnsp.
Iuence when that condition is IN.
derstood and appreciated by the
millions of yeomanry who each
year pay their taxes and have
heretofore bitnnially marched over
the hills to deposit an honest. IN
selfish ballot in the hope that this
Government would do even hand
Ell Justice to all' Applause. p
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-07-13
"POMt' FROM 1858.

According ~ an English tx
change one ~ the Three largest
tfr assurance companies IN The
world t+snei 4 volume in 1853 in.
~tttfetf aWhat the Public Ought "a
Know shout Llfa Assurance, by a
lady IAr book contains many
interesting facts and figures re-
ld#aE fhr company, and regard
ia- filE assurance IN general. hnt
.ffia specially noteworthy, because
tf Hntrratrs that ono bad some
e%tusf knowledge Of life assnr
tnrr even III those early days.
Ai tllr end Of the book the follow
lna yHi w printed, but wheth
er HIN bafiya II the author or not.
We afn not told.
iii WON tod removed papa TO heaven.
Sntt tua WAS left To strive Tor seven,
Nlta scare enough for hnria, fees,
a ttnEtting Was poor pas dfscasel
4Ron4h fun If gittt, we'd no despair:
it.sa 0n4 poke 50 kind and fair;
aH# grandpa atfa that he, for one.
Nau#a think, aud see What could be
a.ra.
Gr VI Fe Wilttam, and on, auut,
EfafatH N you'd come to want
tiMt mothers brothers talked the
a great deal kinder than the rest.
Thy +alA THAR home they'd take III
4l5
A1i@ nett rooms were few and small
NJ Il PROMISES from uncle Page,
Fa tn n ua forward. when Of age
They then went hnme-hut stop,
mfss,
they gave I'll, every u Il kiss:
AND =aIi, BE good. and mind mama,
6ft1 Ws WfFf hC to you papa
@a much fn aged were they 1T home
i]rf many weeks they could not come
@Htti hey + card tnama had found
IA Wflilfe is five hundred Iourd,
Mf5ea snlas insurance office pad,
@3 t4a Gatl2ntucta i gantetl trade:
And then they came-it seemed sc
tnnns
ir heg mama To lend them money
Iat ma said. No, 1t YOU are poo
A i liz viii your lives assure;
Anal then The office tour best friend
Ia von 4 l1Hle cash will lend,
And also when your lives shall end,
Will comfort 70 your orphans seud.'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-07-13
Childre~Cry
FOR AE12AER's
cAs@R!A
TYPEWRITER FOR SALE.

And one wishing to buy a new No.
- bennington typewriter, visible
writing, equipped with all modern
attachments. in perfect condition.
should enquire at the Iberian Office.
This machine was purchased, new.
last October, and has rendered q sery-
ice OF only about 60 days. 1t is a bar
gain and will not stay long. Speak
quick If you want it.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-07-13
CYClOpEDIA OF
APPLIED ELECTRICITY,
REVISED

REVISED EDITION
4 ~iE large, handsome volumes
| bound ia half red American Nor
oeco, Gold stamped; 5000 pages,
hA ~ INCHES, $500 illustrations.
full raga plates, diagrams, etc.
hundreds &c. valuable tables and
.fHHlasi carefully cross-indexeti
tef lu4k, egg TterlAfe.
asi homo dlliy course for tho Stu
ifaf, Electrical Engineer, Eleciri-
clan, Railway Or Power Station En-
gIaeef. Iincman, Telephone ar
Telegraph Engineer, and fol any
one who Is.engaged in work which
hflngs him in contact with Eleetrj-
Aal Wsr. % who, is interested IN
Ills great subject.
Ibis set Of books cost their own
eF S3b. They may be seen at Mil
Iafd's NeNa Depot. They are al
most newt. neither soiled q
marked. The set will be sold to a
quick cash buyer for the sum Of
S1A.a6. Don't wait till they arc
gone. then make up your mind that
you would like to have them.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-07-13

mn nh negro was passing th
.fal i FIX dar- ago, wien anothe
negro Yeltea aut5from behind I'll
1t1s aud ~lqp'ted what time i
7faf HI was. iie oih ne5tn tnoke'
la anf relfnt "It dont make III
tifEffetnea ~ Ynr. IigEnt. VITA
lHe II III; 5aH afu't Eaino ia
where Ez y
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-07-13

"'''A - MIN
paid ~ atock sL4,ll Gst@ If@#
e,,u ~ ,be dat, ~ H. #,445
N,nora. and maliit4i Nafta0n. #v3s.
hold. q~t1hsrriho for. #tfg0# fN5# 4H##
witb,iraV eharee IN re HEtMf
prescribed lN law.
On All shares h''ffgttt at fl Af
tional security To- l"tt ess} - Atst1
payments shan to lnta11t11i
.il -
holders. 2nd. L. ~ att
m,nt Of interest due lfti #ftt ta
;uet,,lmente ON shafrs pro- fft. +
that the orl.r 81 nnpntttlan H=@
ho changed IT the lt#attffa#r ta#
the Hnard Of Directors
rerreqcnting any eetr teafi
reason Of rayments ut tatlfs $685.
a,,l,t,nno ~ p,nf}te Ba #@ftt.
49,, "a, y,lur If Two hundEJ Hs
a%alIa,a ,,.L ,ru Uh.aet@4 fa
.,alln,,,t .b,r.a" 4LaIt #It# Fa. #ssI.
of payments Of not Iess thu. tH@a#
~ ,'h,s -
M"''' gt,3a ,l.ft..
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49, hs..f ..l
- ~
- 80 f,,,t 3, +.
au,,n, pn,ra ,a~,,. a,,,.
90. 49,, 49,, ~ ~.
ton shall end ON Tho last DAY of
each wear.
t..t 80 T.5tt 4,.t
OF earh wear ne '''httN ~ '41 e5@
soclatlnn sha'l aSt'tlalh w.. tttt
ings q me Ns9o't'tF'' 80 ~. g.
eehing term, - sun - - oIA
,1'Hi neflon. ~" oa' - s''3' t'l't@
ngs they ah'l'
-, ., ~ -, II
80 -, ~ ~,
md, st aside 10 tn" fund tor on
tingent LOSSES such an amount ~
they may Deem best, which inutt
| shall h. invested as directed ~ TIN
| BOARD,
3rtl, INC h'lah'' - ~ - IVY 7
shall be n'elaf''l ~ = 'lNl'' ~ -
the shafeholdefs ~ pro ,'t't"f ~
the NaI'' o. s'oeh - '''f
was declared, and all payments
| made between such DIVIDEND t@tl-
DDS. shall begin ia am dividends
from tho beginning Of tho nrNt
| dividend term.
~ - ,aon,,4n IN
Nv - n = nnt -
- '''' ~
a'''c'p''' - -
Ar div,denla hereafter declared
aIo, Mo ,mended charter. o,f
s',,nnr eb,,.o, ,nl uJoatal,m.nI
eh,r, a. ah,ll be considered and
na,tod 30 c,oh dividends and
uth,,,u,ble in the same manned
80 n,nv;led for The Withdrawal I'll
eash payments o. ihS''''"'''7'
Provided, however, tha' - rel
| CARDS past dlNidenh9' any ~Sh'''t
holder owning running s~ilai'S
Withdrawing after his series haE
been in operation one year snap
receive AZ PROVIDED fof ~ 'h|
charter PRIOR TO these a~lnehonaeh'
OF sucf diVluends' onis 'fh l'T
said shares for each wear that thf
/ have been in existence.
And the amount remaining N I'M
Association on account OF such
~ithdrawals of old stock shalt he
credited to unearned premium &C
count. and the amount standing 70
the credit OF Contingent tnha on
the books of the ASSOCIATION on
January lst, 1909. SHAH ~
credited to sald t,lnh, ana Wni'',
80 ~ 10 poa,d ~ D;rectors for off
aa,t;nn unea,nad nremi,,ms, for
Laan;n. down tho maturity period
~ aa,ii u,,nn;no shares, and for
otho, nn,nnoaa IL connection with
annb ~a,nnninu shares
" u.bnn Ian,n,d ad-
n"a, -, ,,;L M atncls on
''so 80 onn TN. IF one
=. anI,.rs Said pail ~
h"''u''u a ,aLl, - nor.
-. ~. ,,,;ttnn pnmrr IF DttOr-
son u - Nl''..' h,,lys 81 he
N.Y. anu ohis ~"
ms laiu ~ - 90, time Nv
- III an" 49,. nyring thir-
s'i" AsSo.,..io 10 au.,o, upon
uass =, ~ f.cn ,,lua Illus ac-
pasn,en' ~ = w.. m,led 10
.,ae' whom The stock
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1912-07-13
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