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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23
Crime.

Fittlnu Crime.
Hell know who egged you on TO
thie.
6hs-Who egged ne ONT
HsEThat old hen. q
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23

Even ! honely man II apt TO boast
~ how The women run after him.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23

A woman can't feed a man SO much
tahy that it will spoil his appetite for
r.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23
Case Of Mistaken Identity.

President Taft was out for his aft
noe walk in Washington one day
when a 1axen-haired little girl ran out,
in front Of him. held up her finger.
and exclaimed, In a shril1 voice:
II know who you are!"
The president, thinking it not at all
unusual that she should possess this
information, but willing to crafty her.
asked:
We'll, who am II"
"Aw," she said teasingly, you're
Humpty Dumpty."-Popular Maya
zine.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23

Job Not Satisfactory.
I'm a self-made man." said the
proud Individual.
"Well. you are an right except as to
your head" commented the listener.
"How's that?"
THE part you talk with is too big
for the part you think with"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23

sDid you fool anybody"
Yep. I fooled myself into thinkin'
I could fool pa!"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01
Makes New Rules
for International
Motor Boat Races

PARIS, Nov. 30.-TnH International
Sporting club, of Monaco. has drawn
up the regulations tor the 1919 meet
ing to he held from April 18th to lath.
The rules for the automobile boats
hare not been changed. but the regu-
lations adopted for the hydroaero-
planes are much more severe than
those in force this years meeting.
which was the first for water aero
planea.
Water asroplanes will have 10 start
from the water and alight on 1t by
the work Of those on board only. They
win have to carry two persons. seat
ed Gao pounds Of ballast may re-
place tho pasaengerl and must also
carry an anchor (minimum weight
fourteen poundsl, thirty meters Of
chain or cable, buoy fastened to the
cable. = compensated compass and .
registering altitude barometer. also
q wireless telegraph outlit 20 placed
that the passenger can work II. or a
case Of MY ponds weight to repre-
sent Il. The entrance Tee a 500.
which will IA refunded 70 Ill startera;
4 must b received BY February -.
1919.
The elimination tests. which NUM-
Der III, viii begin on April tth And
continue until April nth. They sres
4. Tho hydroseroniane being ~ III
water. with the motor stopped. the
pilot with the aid o. tbs pAssengsr
a - hAs 0neA mUat e1aat - maotos
W11AqNf toMeh MT ~ NM 80
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01

cover more than a hundred yards on
the water.
O. Altitude. Leaving the water TIL I
hydroaeropiane must rise to heigir
of 500 meters t1,64o feet). in les
than thirty minutes.
3. Planning flight. Starting from thu
water, q planning flight with motoE'
stopped, must be made from a hetgE.
of 100 meters t32s feet). ss
1. The apparatus must be brought
by the ompetitioner under ioadfr
mast from which il must he suspenGs
ed In such way that 1t can be raise (
from the water and lowered to A.
again.
s. The apparatus must be taken in
tow by boat for a hundred meterTs
8. The apparatus must make II
tour of the automobile boat cours
(nearly four miles), without Quittinx.
the water.
The Monaco Grand Prix will be III
served ter these hydroaeroplanAsl
which have satisfied these conditions
Ii will be competed Tor on two day.
April 18th. running from Monaco M
San Reno, Beaulieu and back tn
Monaco, about atty miles with COM
pulsory stops at San Reno and Beask.
lieu. s
For these completing this test thera
will be a second race OF over 1Q@
miles in the Bay Of Monaco ovAr
six-mile circuit, with two computeors|
stops on the water. The prfxfA
amount TO s10.a0e. divided $5.0q8S
$4,000, $1,ao0. si.ooo and $500
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01

excited, never loses hin head. He can
run just A. fast with the ball - with.
sasseA OF such strength that he can
keen on, like Ted Coy. with an array
OF tacklerA ciingsng to him. His mo-
tive power 10 augmsntsA ~ the fact
that he charges lower than any back
In football He II , man os whale.
bone whose anatomy 10 impsrvtcus r.
injury; I human torpedo that plows
~ way through all soTta Of opposi.
ton. A. = runner In broken nsl0
Thorpe IL In 4 class all BY himaek'
He plans his runs with amAxing y.
teilisence and fools the tAcklers ~
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01
PROMOTER HOCLEY 4
GETS OUT OF Jan

LONDON, Nov. a0.-4Ernest TotN
Heetey, the famous finaueier. wa1 "a
ieased from prison today. after tWesS
months imprisonment fur 0htata1
stx checks for tie.000 each I'm
Lor1i Tweeddaie. the yoanx H0eh1
engineer, with intent % defr4u1.
The case arose out Of = tranoe1
cpncarning the purch1ae "A
ThorreyhaIy eatate. H0oley
represented 1t the Tins ~ tll
that there were ~ n10kt1n
other charges aEa4lsst TN
Hooley has not hsen n GoM
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01


red hlassd bravs,y nader the glare Of
The saA-
The caAe<s Gatss.
Swinging along behind tho band
came company after company Of the
aAval cadets Ia their black dress uni
FERNS, with gold tFamminga Every
oeldea pennant IN his hand,
The battallea drew up In front Of
The nosth atand. and ~ the color bear
oRs aa4 color guard mounted into their
SEATS With th6 TIVE biz blue standards
| - tn aaadeWys tn cadets followed
thAm IN double Als. and filled in the
vacant ssats until the whole north
stsad waa great saantins tier Of
hlack and golA
Thsn came the Array behind the
Army band. the msmbsr1 Of which
over their blue unifcrms. contrasting
oddly with tn lsng light gray uni
terms ~ the young soldiers.
A. the cadets pAiAded past the
stands in company front formation. the
Navy section shouted 1 golden nare,
ana the saiiors cheered their rivals.
Who took possession Of the south
stand.
! The Muls and IN 0eat.
Then the yell leaders VINO had re-
strained themselves w I supreme ef-
tort Aprirg the tI4naAetion Of these
eoiemn proceedinGn broke out. and
incited thar respective foilowinxs tc
Noises. Tho old Army mula was led
Ia ana received = warm welcome.
1 The NAVY bad e0nAe comparatively
new stun IN the WY oe eonGA
Al l;Se tha Mary players tr0ttsd on
i n 1Ald, and hFck1 Int tAraA eepa.
rate squads Tor prAGtteA whilA theii
rQet@ra ecAred . GJNatt14.
Tho Army mula wAe tfotted around
~ 6eld W = pair ce cadets. 4
hlSnket v6Ieh enyejoped the veteran
llissoHriaa bore The lsgSnA: XII the
a l:Sa, ths Army squad rushs<
| n aAA ~ centsf of turynpil shifted 4
| ~ north stand. The Navy go@t VA
| ~ "a. al buA6le4 up II the An
napolA eeloSe. and hla friends raw
MIN y cheer. whleh ~ received u
ruminativs pileucN ThA report Of tn
ssst's ssssA - s'ssaly much =
"a Nsu ysil les6sss ia ! nsu
=. .';;;'S 81 :: sc; !;
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01

lodging ability. Baker II in q class all
by himaeis. Flynn 10 much the green
est OF the great trio He has q lot to
learn. but next year should be real
VOLT When he learns the secret OF
running low when carrying the ball,
Flynn should prove second Thorpe.
Brickley right now IN the most fin
ished player Of the three and doubt
less also the most finished kicker. He
10 y little Jim Jeffries and irrestsistt-
Bile on attack. He II tough as whale-
bone and can stand all sorts Of pun
ishment.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01
FUTURE ADMIRAL BROWN,
o|ceEsT NAVAL OFFICER
eceasiausA ersm S,rst Pas>,

line dFives ore0ens nosnshe p ~
army ana .Hsn 49, 80
PAL % tns SAT- na 49,
neee cnAnce tas
toncneown. . 49,. -.
IeFe M s N. -, M
fourth pesieN opened Tns astAek On
both sides vas Quite !seoss. Ano
friendly. whils mother side sAd any
staTtlaAg onsnss: Ihsn ntovh -
wheeled up and tbs pAstine was
quickly sdJustsA II favor u the
Navy.
Admiral Brown tho Onc 1eeeA
But for future Admirai DeswA. the
sniy feAtare Of the 0ocaeioA weaA
mentioned heestQfore In eonAec4tons
with the lemons Our ssvssamsas y
fortunate In the numher o. barftonss
ana bAssos developed N tie saah and
Me q tbs aavy to-day. Thsy vim 40
vss SSs \, - ~ 49, w..s ~ = year. e so.s.
Pvl1s PserlinA.
AsssT the sans the Navy ,ubsiatsl
on ia asid. rhs sailors marched
their 6ars over TIE bar, Thav aid
not tArow their cans across % i ths
cusaom u thar collerne. ehoying
= iivelr 5000 Tor ven taanayers'
noneS. Wkl1e thia yna nctna -. the
yeunsstera roSre9oatin1 he Army 80
hu11is1 up a tSelr sSasd, : psseurs
of ray military aloem.
rama. : oua1Ay-seAoel picnic, o. any
ether kiNd q athletic outing, The
sun shons With hitherto uapuhiishad
brfshtnAna. ltRhttnr nm ouite = NUM-
ber Of spota in PhiisaeiDhia. wAtch
hava ranr maintainHd 4 ateareot
loon. Thn does nce inslads lie
intsrior Of the CITY hall or pss1eGRes
building. however.
There was |. very ambient state q
warm. with net much doing In tie
way ef sephyrs The foetbau fol-
bwtnr has had . strong gtan1 IN With
the WeatAer shark. Al tAie FAN -
every btr xams haS been surrounAed
By many pleasant atmoenheFta con-
aitiena % ssyiag Ne pcs the
veatAar,
rnnassapaaa isg,s.ss~
N. invssson of I tS. 1osts. IN ~. "
without nriax : shct. Aapeadinx on
hsr Aetsi man 70 take vengssaos en-
the invadefA which same Wa done
fcFthvith. aoon aftef syaur4aa chs
uornine. s~perai reatmenta & sroota-
toFa known - the PuanrviynnIa ~
servea marched into eown ~ threw
up . line of tysnehas elon9 0roaA
stratford hotel vhich va ~ hty-
cuaa 81 the innecent 6y-e1aalera.
FFon thia noana ~ snses 100 at
reconnoiterin. n1rtiesL vcI, .unnliSA
WITH ammun ifton n the vav a. t3ekn4s
10 the Gnme, Ana Asavy essusities
were repcrtsd fro. az ytutinr osnS-
rolls.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01

the various yelis In the Navy roper
toire.
One Of these cards just said
Noise" and tho young navigators
proceeded to raise \ great deal of
pure, unadulterated vocal-wen.
noise. The Army did nebly. but they
were outclassed when 1t came to =
matter Of sheer disturbance.
The lineup:
Army Positions. Navy.
Merrillat -. left end -. Ingram
tHoKe) tOvereschl
Wynne ...... left tackle ..... Hall
Isarkin)
weyand -. left guard -. How
fvaughan)
PurneH center Perry
Huston ..... right guard -. Brown
Devore 49,. right tackle .Ralston
tRedman)
Markoe ..... right end -. .Giichrist
Prichard 49,. quarterback ~. .Rodes
Hobbs ...... left haifback Leonard
(Milburn)
BENEDICT ). !. right haifback McReavey
Reyes ....... fuilback -. Harrison
l4amphier)
Referee. w. s. Langford, Trinity
Umpire, Al, Sharpe. Yale. Linesman
Andy Smith. Pennsylvania. Goals
from placement, brown 2. Time oil
periods. hfteen minutes each.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-01


IN saay Iops that carries him over
tie grounA 81 remarkable speed With
out bstraying any undue haste. His
dodginG can bs liksned 70 nothinG bet.
ter than that Of rabbit Close pressed
by ! hound. Thorpe can step In
SANITY. twtst about ana start ihs!Aa-
Arm u 1 wosA u beauty.
nnyo that his color b isos pro-
nounes4 that the avsfA9e Indiaa. jim
Thorpe 70 q typical InAian. He has
the facial cast. high ehsakhoass and
straight. ut black hair. His isgs ars
long, but we'll put mp, - = hss TORE.
Ia stFsat clothes he appAAFs ~ thss
|tTsyhouNA type. but when strtppeA
his unusual physical Aeveicpnnsnt y
strtkingly svtAent. He - - usas =
perfect typs ~ can - found any,
wheSe. Tee, Inn will ~ sofnA man,
Al right. when he svows up.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07
Car Jumps Bridge;
Four Fatally Hurt

CINCINNATI, Jan. 6,-Four persons
were fatally injured while another was
seriously hurt here tonight when a South
Bellevue street ear jumped from the
Central bridge, which connects this city
with Newport, Ky. The car landed on
Front street, after turning somersault
In its drop Of fifty-flve feet TO the pave
ment below
The fatally injured are;
Harry Wrestling. Newport Ky con-
dUotor on the car, skull fractured ana
internally injured.
Benton Schroll, secretary OF
the central Bridge company. Newport,
Ky. skull fractured, Internal injuries and
broken bones.
Edward Hapfel. Cincinnati. skull frac-
tured and Commissions OF the body
Harry Finnan Covington, KY. motor
man ON the car, skull fractured and both
legs broken.
Samuel Hollow. Newport. KY, the only
other passenger, sustained scalp wounds
and confused body, hut win recover
Tho car left the track after crossing
the ohio river at a sharp curve IN the
bridge. It was making its first trip OF
the night from the barns IN Newport.
which accounts Tor the small number OF
passengers aboard
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07
NEBRASKA SENATORS LUNCH
WITH TWO OMAHA MEN
CFrom a staff Correspondent

WASHINGTON. Jan. Especial Tele-
gram)-W +. Gurley, who has been In
Washington for several days ON business
with the Interior department left this
afternoon FOR Omaha, Mr.. Gurley Sena-
tor Hitchcock ana Charles A. Saunders
were guests OF Senator Brown az luncheon
today In the senate restaurant
The l65th anniversary Of the birth OF
Alexander Hamilton will he observed In
this city next Thursday by the trustees
OF the Alexander Hamilton National Me-
mortal association. Justice Charles r..
somhes will preside and addresses will be
made by Henry u EsiRbrook OF New
York, formerly OF Omaha: DR. allan Nc
Kane Hamilton Of New York and Samuel
W. Mccall Of Massachusetts. n. W. Col
Inns of Lincoln. assistant attorney general
Is secretary Of the association,
| y. l.. Barnett OF Omaha is Va Washing,
ton visiting relatives and friends.
! on the recommendation of Represents
! tive kinkaid, Dr. g. "a Churchill has
I been appointed pension surgeon az All,
ance, Neb., vice Dr. r. r. Bethlehem
1 resigned.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07
Erb May Acquire
Pere Marquette

NEW YORK. Jan. GA syndicate com
posed Of Newman Erb and associates al
ready In control OF number OF rail-
roads in the west and northwest. IL said
to be negotiating for control OF the Pere
Marquette railroad. j. r. Morgan a.
Co IRE believed to have dominant
voice In that property. although their
holdings are said TO constitute less than
so per cent OF the whole.
Should the Erb syndicate acquire Pere
Marquette II Is said the road will be
turned over TO the Chesapeake a Ohio.
Mr.. Erbs relations with Edwin Hawlcy,
who. with his friends. control Chesa-
peake. are known to be especially close
as was recently shown In the Minneap-
oils q 81. Louis-Iowa Central merger.
II Is pointed out that the Pere Mar
qnette would 1T into the extension plans
OF the Chesapeake s. ohio, particularly
through the latter roads Hooking Valley
branch at Toledo. Control OF Pere Mar
quette would add some 9, 400 miles TO the
Chesapeake & Ohio system.
Various parties to the reported nego-
tlatons declined to discuss the matter
today Morgan y Co. would not
deny that the plan outlined Is under con-
sideratlon, while u representative of the
Jcrb interests declared all rumors pre-,
mature az this time.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07
Get Rid of
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07
Commission Adopts
Another Safeguard
For Monetary Plan

WARRINGTON. Jan. 6-The National
Monetary commission today virtually
agreed upon a provision, which Il is be-
eyed, Will have the effect Of prevent
ing the exercise OF undue influence upon
affairs Of the proposed Rational RESERVE
association by any individual, corporation
% section Of the country This practl-
ally completed the work OF that body
The great fear from the beginning OF
he commissions labors has been that
nc Sa00.00OoO0 reserve which Il Ia pro
osed 20 establish would he controlled by
ONE financial center IL was at first
clieved that this danger had been
arcrtcd by the prohibition OF the trans
er Of stock and by other restrictions
but lately there was the apprehension
hat holding companies or other corpora
lions or oven individuals might gain an
undesirable ascendency through the pur-
chase Of stock in banks comprising the
association.
Representatives Nreeland and Weeks
ana former Representative BOnynge espe-
caily have emphasized this point and at
today's meeting presented q proposition
which proved acceptable. IL would re-
strict the voting rights OF banks Ia cases
IN which individuals or corporations own
stock IN more than one OF them. The
effect OF this provision would be to limit
or prevent voting by banks owned or
partly owned by one stakeholder or one
set Of stockholders. 1t Is In line with
he effort OF the commission to avoid
the possibility OF centralizing the power
to shape the policy of the reserve asso-
citation. IT also is expected to meet tho
criticism that the association might be
controlled by such an Important center
as New York city.
In the hope Of eliminating politics from
the question the bills carrying the Aid.
rich plan into effect win not be pressed
prior TO the presidential election or dur
ing the present session of congress.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07

state had no settled policy IN the matter
some years au appropriation belng made
ana al other times none Tho records
show the following appropriations under
the law passed IN 1881 but which was
repealed ia 1905:
In iSS5, 5000: 1850. $1,000. 1891. $1,000;
1892 $4,000. 1897, $4,000, but this was
vetoed by Governor sheldon. Ia 1900
5000 was appropriated but this was
not sufficient TO pay all the claims on
file. In 1911 $4,000 was appropriated.
smhIIpox az shelton.
Or W. II. Wilson Of the health de-
artment has Just returned from shelton,
whore he found an outbreak OF smallpox
which had temporarily gotten the better
u the local authorities, but which lac
now thinks is well IN hand and the FUR
ther spread will be checked. The pr
mary trouble came from a large numhe.
of people being exposed before any on
knew OF the existence Of the disease auu
later by the disregard By some parties
Of quarantine regulations. This trouble
has been removed, however. d appears
that the disease had It's inception through
a young woman visiting a neighboring
town and contracting the disease. With
out knowing she was afflicted she at
tended several MEETINGS TO prepare for q
Christmas entertainment and also circu-
lated freely among nor associates. Be
fore conditions were recognized large
number had been exposed The disease
prevails IN twenty-elght families, few
OF them IN the country near shelton, and
IN all there are between forty and fifty
cases. some OF them serious. The en-
forcement OF quarantine Is expected "a
stop its spread to additional families.
Nebraska PHys NO TIPS.
Apropos Of the ruling by the Kansas
authorities that the state would not re-
imburse officers for tips when travelling
on state business, Auditor Barton says
that such items have never been included
In expense bills ia this state.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07
Germany Surprised
By Hitchcock's Talk
On Peace Treaties

BERLIN, Jan. 6-Onicial circles here
and the newspapers display great inter
est In the, speech delivered by Senator
Hitchcock Of Nebraska in the senate yes
terday on the arbitration treaties. ABB
straets OF his address have reached Ber-
lin aud these contain what are considered
such rash statements that government Of
ficlals have decided TO wait for fun
report OF his speech before expressing any
opinion.
IL Is emphasized in these circles that II
Senator Hitchcock represented Germany
as opposing ratification OF the arbltra-
ton treaty between Great Britain and
tho United states he Is absolutely incor-
rect. The only reason q similar treaty
has not been negotiated with Germany, II
Is stated, Is that Germany Is waiting q
see the fate Of the British and French
| treaties.
II these are accepted by the United
| states, Germany win be willing and
even anxious to negotiate a similar treaty
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07
President Main to
the Grinnell Alumni

President }, H. T. Main Of Grineil col
lege win be the guest at the banquet
Of the Omaha alumni OF the college this
evening al the Young Mems Christian as
otiation
President Main will address the meet
ing OF the men at the Young Mems Chris
tan association tomorrow afternoon.
The bible classes OF Omaha VIII hold
a rally at the Young Mems Christian as
ISOLATION Tuesday evening, This Will not
only include the classes OF the Young
Mems Christian association, but all the
bible classes OF the city. IL Is expected
that over 30 young men VIII attend. \
banquet will DO given at o'clock. y.
IL. LOOMS. general solicitor OF the Union
Pacific will be one Of the speakers, Hs
win talk on the bible,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-07

A YOUNG girl, fifteen years old, had
an obstinate cough, which half a
bottle OF Peruna caused to disappear.
AS 20 myself, two bottles have con-
WINGED me that Peruna is magnificent
as a tonic.
Before the treatment could not
walk for a quarter of an hour without
experiencing much fatigue. Now 1 can
walk a mile easily.
Through these three cases we desire
to make known to the public the
efficiency OF your remedy.
Hospital ST. John, OF st. Johns.
Province Of Quebec.
A later letter received from the same
institution reads as follows:
Ia FREE weeks ago l wrote to tell
1 you how satisfactory we found
Peruna. We recommend II highly for
colds, coughs, catarrh and neuralgia.
have used il myself as a tonic with
the best results, taken as directed, half
teaspooRful every half hour.