The Pensacola journal., 1912-11-14
ON THE SPUR OF
THE MOMENT.

: THE MOMENT. -
= ~ Roy X. aoulton.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ods 20 Oar Falss Teeth.
Our set ~ false teeth is q Prize.
We're able noN 70 Fletchsrlxe.
And wa are no. confined % aoup.
We % things nov We cnuldu't 90
Before. We can Be hiting too
When 20 saruassic TAX we stocp.
II asn't no fun % - and at
Down 20 hanquet not a h.t
When you have no way fer 90 chaw.
u makes q fsilar Jealous. quite.
To sse the other feusrz bite
TIE io,aiousest you ever saw.
our new false teeth make quffe a hlt
With rs There's not a Doubt ~ a.
They're very handy things % own.
We tska 'em out viii greatest sase
And wear 'em Just when We durnod
please.
Quite fond q them we've really
grown.
They are a very pretfy sixht:
When they are in the glass az night
] love 20 sit and watch EN- shine
They have a warui place in my heart
teli you what III never part
With them there shiny teeth %
nsas.
n almost moves a mar 20 tears
When he's been wummin' u sow vears
To know he's found q frlend a. lazt.
That he Kin up and BE- quite rash
And order STEAK instid q hash
And thas his cruel DAYS are past
Answers.
Lutte You can keen your husband
a. home by putting his trousers In the
furnace
Householder You say chlaksrs are
scaroe. Tut Tut Wait until the
next musical comedy strikes town aad
you VIII see plenty of them
Anxious. You can avoid buying 30
much cold hy spending your winters
IN Florida You're perfectly welcome.
TIE Scientists.
The SCIENTISTS those good ola souls.
are worrying once more
They're making new discoveries %
microbes By the score
They've lately been examining the
thousand dollar blnG
Whioh more around from hard -
hand and rest in many tiils
They say that All the bills % that
denomination reek
With deadly Eerms % which they are
almost afraid % speak
They claim the man who handles one
IL mostly apt 20 de.
And many millions may be killed. they
tell us with a sigh.
The scientists have scared az atlm
quite frequently % late.
But this time they have got On wrong.
We cannot help bat state
| That most % us WI never have the
slightest fear Or quaim.
In spite % this discovery. wen nearly
al stay calm
I They've started some weird theories
and pulled some iunny stunts
hut on this Thousand dollar stun
they've fallen down for once.
81 course the bills may have the mikes
exactly 81 they say.
I But they viii never kifl on any of our
friends that way.
Fr1ra ths Hieksyeiils clarion.
Rssffrew Binks. our talented and
versatile station agent AZ the raiirud
depot. said a lot % fcllers Eot next a.
/ wood ups on the stock markes hy tap
/ PING the telegraph wires. Hank
/ Tumnas climbed = pole next day aud
tapped on q wire for an hour with
he iackknife. but he didn't get no in-
I formation Hank says Zen ia liar.
Miss Amy prlnwlo has Not a Gates
Aiar4 from the huthcuso and expects
% trim t % Tor a bunnit IN the near
I future
glrner Ionea says BE- would IKE tn
/ own a good hot house bocause a feller
could stay On t an the year aroun1
and Keep nice and warm FOR nothing
since Doc Hanks has had the
u-umps his whiskers ~ too small ani
/ dont "a his face.
Hickeyvins Is xoinE 90 have a new
brick oold storage buildinH and they
/ viii prohlhiy have 10 build y out ~
/ lee cream % make it cold enough.
r. Erhert Peavey ssys polka dots
IL az the - down ~ the city. ~
1 srnxy. a fener that has so the small
pox az measles must be right IN style.
Miss panry Perkins wished a wart
/ OF her thumb bg a E,psy fortune teller
| lasf week. but the fortune teller made
. mistake and wished % On % The end
81 Panry's n - Ola Nan purdy says
I he Wueasea be win have wart wished
/ Written mn FaceS-