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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-24

Il Reno long ago. I'm not q BAN dit
sorry"
Harry laughed again. for when the
general became excited 1t was MS
habit to get his words twisted, ssme'
times with ludicrous eject.
The general regarded Harrys
amusement with calm disapproval.
MY boy" ne said. dropping his
hand on Harry's shoulder. let me give
YOU one bit OF good advice-not Legal.
When you marry for the third time
But | haven't married my nrst
vet" Harry protested.
You will. however. And when you
marry for the third time. don't marry
a Young, beautiful woman"
"Don't?
NO. Don't. Half the time she's
have you making a fam dool q your
self"
Having delivered himself OF this
sage observation, the general stalked
10 the door, turned and bade Harry
farewell. and started out, to bump
against a woe-begone person, who was
coming in at the same moment.
II beg your pardon. humbly :!
exclaimed the newcomer. IN q tn'n'
high. weepy voice. :.
.Br.r.r.r!" grumbled the general
brushing by him.
The newcomer glided in. His long
dank hair hung down to his collar, MS
white, thin hands plucked with melan'
choly grace at the roycroft tie he was
wearing, and his eyes. which were
set deep In his head. cleaned weirdly'
Alas" he said, 1T is YOU
You're a good guesser, Primmer
Harry said, grasping his hand. I'm
glad YOU could come to see us"
Socrates Primmer. distant cousin
Of Lucy, and school teacher who
considered himself a poet, had ac
cepted Harrys off.hand invitation Il
come and visit him at the same time
as Lucy and her father were to come
Harry had not dreamed that Primme'
would come, for he knew Primme'
had long considered himself suito'
for the hand of the demure Quakeress
Nevertheless, here he was. and In tn<
hand that was not adjusting his neck
tie was held a large hatbox, labeled
mile. Daphne"
make Yourself at home, old chap
Harry said. What's that! Your bag
gage?"
This" Primmer sighed, indicatin
the hatbox. This Is a present
bought for Lucy. | happened to Sc
It in the window Of a store near herr
and I purchased II and had II sent {
this address. It just came, 80 I van
: to put It away and later give It t
her with my own hands. Alas, m
poor, poor Lucy"
J "Why-what's happened! What
50 sad about Lucy?"
! "She-she-oh, my poor, poo
> Lucy" Primmer walled. going slov
! ~ from the room.
] well, wouldn't that bumb you!
Harry soliloQuized. Cousin Socratt
!. 10 evidently allowing his blighted q
y fections to act on his lachrym'
!. glands. Now. looking about the rool
expect I'd better send Venus q
the ballet girls to the attic for . muc
" needed rest"
He was just about to take the ball
. girl picture from the wall. when
was startled by an angry argument
D the hallway. One voice was that Of
{ woman, another that Of the butte
and the. third the broken accents
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-24

Q country road. Something happened.
the machine skidded. with tho usual
result.
When Harry came to bic senses hs
was lying on an old-fashioned hair
sofa, In an old.fashioned Quaker
Aome-but he thought he was In
heaven.
Above him bent . Quaker damsel.
demurely beautiful and distractingly
calm. She was bathing his brow With
. cloth wrung out Of cold water to
which some camphor had been added.
DO thee feel better!" she asked. In
the softest Of tones.
1T depends" he managed to Say.
III you're going to stop this because
I'm better, I'm going to have . re.
lapse"
Then into the room came a stalwart
old Quaker.
HAS the young man recovered,
Lucy" he asked.
YES. father" she said. Harry sal
up, with an effort.
Il don't know how to thank you
sir" he said. 1T was lucky that
went into the ditch right In front o.
your house"
With the word lucky" he looked
meaningly at Lucy, but that self-pos
sessed maiden did not seem to catcf
his double meaning.
The result OF the accident Is no
hard to guess. Harry found himsel
50 bumped and bruised that 1t took
fortnight for him to be well enough 4
return to his home. And In that fort
night he and Lucy became 90 we'll az
quainted that It then became necea
sary for him to run up TO see her
. mere matter Of . hundred miles
once every week. And nov he ha'
induced her father to bring her to visi
him and his sister.
He reviewed In his mind the event
q the days since the accidsat Plea
ant thoughts. those. for . young mai
They take his mind OF The immediat
surroundings, however.
Automatically he whirled aroun
sAotAsr corner-then began dom
things with the brake. but too late.
Twenty yards before him approache
anotAer auto. In It cat . couple q
livieus to their danger. There ~
smAsh and . crash, q shrek aa1
yell. And then the three people pickle
themselves up.
The man In the other auto leape
to his feet arst ana shook his ast
ct Harry. The Lady gathered her hsi
into . coil again and exclaimed:
Ny hat. Ny beautiful hat"
Harry followed the direction Of he
glance. and saw the object Of her IL
~. A handsome hat Of yello,
straw. adorned With large red flower
was hoDelessly entanglsd In the stse
iAG eeaf Of his maehjne.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-24

Isn't she some girl, moush! Harry
cried to Pigeon. with his arms around
his sister. Have to keep my eyes on
Won. from now on, young lady!
You're getting to be too big ana
pretty"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-24

Triumphant Automobile.
A Nanaymk woman found chunk
az rubber, q piece Of automobile tire.
IN q sausage. In every way the auto
mobile 10 supplanting the horse.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-24
CHAPTER u.

Harry laughed sarcastically. ana IN
the midst Of his laugh Carolyn dasAe1
into the roem. A jolly, romping girl
lust at the sse when . girl doesn't
know whether to kesp On being . gin
or TO consider herself . woman. che
PAUSED fee . moment 1t sight q
Pieeoo, then lest her fornslity and
raa to HAIRY to greet hin. -
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-24
ITO be continued.)


Rigys-"Singular. isn't It, tAAe
nefther q your stenographers wants .
vacation this year?" Gritys-"No:
ne easily explained. I recently took
. eood-looking young man into the
once and neither Of the girls is will.
Ing to 70 away and leave the field "a
the other e."-Roseleaf.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-24

The GeFmaa into whose auto Harry
Ia smashed.
~0fOat guns" he exclai0o4.
They've trailed me down."
lnto ~ room rushed he Daa1.
'Ysa!" 10th cried.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26
ROOSEVELT MANAGERS SAY LEADER GAN WIN # He
sUCCEEDsN Carrying GREAT STATEOF new YORK

or Democratic In table or party
claims there is good reason to coun:
it for Roosevelt. Progressives of Mon
tana vigorously protest that they will
carry that State. There is a chance,
possibly remote, that the Progress
ives will carry Nevada. =. Tennessee
will likely be for Wilson, although
East Tennessee is strong for Roose-
welt. The Democrats seem to have
the better of it in West Virginia.
Of the Column claimed for Roose-
welt there is no doubt as to Calffor-
MIA, Idaho and Illinois, There is
some as to Indiana. The recent poll
of the New York Herald, hostile to
the Progressives, conceded that ex-
Senator Beverage, Progressive can
ed, but claimed the State against
Roosevelt. Progressive leaders say,
however, that Indiana will certainly
respond, as will her neighoors, I'LL
nois and Michigan.
Further, the sensible estimate is
that if Beverage wins Roosevelt also
will. The claim of Massachusetts Is
hotly protested by the W1isonrtes.
There is no reason to believe Roose-
welt will not win the State as he did
at the Presidential primary. His
strength there has improved since
then as a matter of fact. There Is no
question as to Michigan, Minnesota
ana Nebraska.
Teddy Votes to Spare.
From this distance it hardly ap-
pears reasonable that Wilson and
Taft cannot carry their home States
Of New Jersey and Ohio. Yet East
ern Progressive leaders declare New
Jersey to be absolutely theirs, and
assert that the recent peliticai up
heaval in Ohio has all been to the
overwhelming advantage of Progress
iyism. Roosevelt will undoubtedly
sweep Pennsylvania as he did last
June. La Follette's detection will not
prevent a Progressive triumph in
Wisconsin, Governor McGovern and
many other leaders are strong for
Roosevelt.
Roosevelt and Wilson and possibly
Taft will win some of the votes from
the doubtful column. In the table
Roosevelt could lose any one OF Ohio,
New Jersey or Indiana and win. If
his gains are Of any consequence
from the doubtful column he could
afford to lose two Of them. If his ac-
QUESTIONS are as great as some o.
his enthusiastic friends assert they
will be, he could stand to lose all
three of them. However, New York
seems 10 be essential
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26

1t is very clear that what looked
like an impossible situation for
Roosevelt and Johnson few weeks
ago has now turned to one of at least
good prospect. The positive assur-
ance that Roosevelt will carry New
Jersey against Wilson is most signifi-
cant. That tends to justify the claims
that are made in behalf of New York.
The success of Roosevelt at the pri-
maries in Massachusetts last spring
also tends to justify the reports that
there is an excellent prospect for the
Progressive ticket in New England.
Nevada Progressive. s@< >.-
It looks as If the old standards OF
political estimate will not hold in the
present campaign. For example, con-
ditions in Nevada have indicated that
there was no chance there whatever
for the Progressive ticket. State
Chairmen Daniel A. Ryan asked three
men who made trips into separate re-
gions of the Sagebrush State to make
diligent inquiry. He told them he
wanted the facts, no matter. whom
they favored, for he did not wish TO
De mlSieQ. All three OIL these men
returned with the information that
everywhere men were talking Roose-
welt as their choice Ali three believe
that the Progressives will sweep the
State.
Chance in Doubtful States.
Of the doubtful column there is a
very good chance that Colorado will
so for Roosevelt. There are encour-
aging signs in Delaware and Connec-
ticut. Louisiana is really a strong Re
publican State, but the race question
has kept ii in the solid south" 1t
has recently been shaken UP by a
successful reform movement, which
represents a completely new order OF
things. Maine is either Progressive
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26

lily, but l tell them Of my good friend,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and that there will be no back
ache and bearing down pains for them If
they will take it as / have. am scarcely
ever without it in the house.
II will say also that / think there is
no better medicine to be found for young
girls. My eldest daughter has taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for painful periods and Irregular
ity, and it has helped her.
81 am always ready and willing to
speak q good word for Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. / tell every
one meet that I owe my health and
happiness to your wonderful medicine. "
Mrs. ]. G. JOHNSON, Scottyille, Mich,
R.F.D.3. sS ..-.>.rs IT,. ...-~s....
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and herbs,
contains no narcotics or harmful drugs,
and today holds the record Of being the
most successful remedy for woman's illT
known
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26
Win Then Get More Than 800
Votes in the Electoral :.
COLLEGE

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Oct. To-
If Roosevelt and Johnson win the As
electoral votes of New York, they
viii be elected President and Vice
President of the United States. If
!. they can carry the Empire State they
will have possibly 300, or even more
votes, in the electoral college. Two
hundred and sixty-six is the majority
necessary.
As the campaign approaches the
close. hopes of Progressive success
are mounting higher and higher. The
reports from Eastern States, emanat-
ing from a great variety or sources,
continue to be increasingly encourag-
Ing. At the State headquarters here
the. Progressive leaders have been
slow to accept the good news, be-
cause it seemed like too good news.
This attitude has applied particularly
to New York.
New York Swings to T. r.
The word from the Empire State
has become so emphatic in it's assur-
ances, however, that a completely
changed view has been taken. 1t is
explained in the dispatches that the
large manufacturing population is 60
Ing over in a body to the Progressive
party. The definite proposals of the
Progressive platform to correct labor
expressions and its demands for So
cial and Industrial justice are having
great appeal. Furthermore, the
nomination of Oscar Straus for Gov
ernor has given a great impetus 10
the new party, among other things
solidifying the ard-Tammany senti-
ment in its support.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26
OIL WELL

The No. 4 we'll of the Honolulu Oil
Company on section IA, 1924, which
at one time produced $500 barrels q
day and then sanded up, is again on
the producing list. 1t is reported to
be flowing 1000 barrels daily. The
gravity of the oil is said to be 90
Examiner, Oct. Is. -ss. go. =. ri.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26
MOTHER OF
:. LARGE FAMILY
Tells How She Keeps Her
Health - Happiness For
Those Who Take
Her Advice.
Scottville, Mich. -" / want TO tell You
how much good Lydia E. Pinkham' s Veg

etaDteCoH1pounQA ana
Sanative Wash have
done me. ] live on q
mandhaveworked
very hard. l. am
fertylfve years old,
and am the mother
of thirteen children.
Many people think
it strange that I am
not broken dow n
with hard work and
the care of nv FAM
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26

OF it, for one dose of .Chsmberlains
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
win allay the pain. Try Il once and
be convinced. For sale by all dealers.
Benson. Smith & Co., Ltd, agents for
Hawaii 60
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-10-26
PAIN IN THR STOMACH.

It is most annoying. as we'll as dis
agreeable, to be troubled with pains
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11

While he has progressed considerably in his views on
recall OF the judiciary since his attempt Arizona IRON
that policy Col Roosevelt still has much 10 learn on that
subject before he catches up with the people
Zach community has right try the experiment Tor
ITSELF saws the colonel which shows that he has at least got
rs far as Harmon who thinks the recall bad tor the
Ohio constitutions but likely enough good thing 70 Try ON
justices OF the peace in townships
Recall OF the judiciary Theodore IS mainly aimed at led
ea Judges the Judges who not selected by the people,
largely the OF party necessities or a
vanages the judges who appointed Tor ie and hence arc
irresponsible the appointing power, as wen as an
others the Judges whom may be carried provided ono SIDE
10 controversies money enough fee lawyers almost
every important issue matter IN what community of court
Il originated 49,.
There is one kind of recall" declares the colonel in
which very earnestly believe and the immediate adoption
OF which urge When Judge decides constitutional ques-
tion when he decides what the people whole can OF cam
not do people should right to recall that decision
II Mr. Roosevelt win study this declaration OF his he will see
he favor recall Of the United States
This in the Standard and Tobacco trust
clearly read the law which the people through
congress- said should be law Those United States
judges declared what the people could not do
making Of law Moreover they made law and as the
himself puts became she irresponsible masters OF
lhe people Every poor who engages litigation. every
working whose liberty rights attacked by
porao that the federal judiciary selected through
partixanisn irresponsible unreachab is Of the
people And OF the the United States
preme
Your Community experiment idea colonel simply
trying the dog There's wasting time the
dog The people know how ii affects the dog. What win
do to the irresponsible masters OF the people, eoione
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
DR.. Wiey's First Food Article for The STAR.
Readers: RAW Meat Doesn't Make Ca:

has shown msthods OF strict econ
omy for producing definite results.
The o. that draws the p'ow re-
qu'fss : different DIET from the or
that V sstssnso Tor the eutchsr, ana
The same 10 true Of other domes-
ticstsd animals that are used for
zoos s1e also are kept for other
purpesee Ths man VINO would
ICES h's race horse - generously
- ~ ~euso the orsu sn'msis IN the
ssese woute certainly lose sysry
rsce ~ when ne Vas snfsrco' Ire
principie. sherssore' o. speels' 1000
soe special purposes - osI'nneiy 60
ssoiteneo'
Wnee msy - sale fnen on the
fesotno o. mani the subject o.
man sesosno mas not received ~
any mssns the ssssn'on wn'ch mas
eeen gwen 20 me Seso'na {"
aonsee<sessee sn'ms'& MAR nss
oeen rem u"s s"msmcs'sh Ano -
ss'I' rec . ransom. ~ sensfshy
ses ~ ~ csn 81 ane WIS. y
sssws g ms 1000 pn"osopny' pos
70 cses "es =" >" essss ~ ""ss
re sneo'o nsse.
ne msn cnehksa 20 some SEQ
entery proscssson. 70 c&''ea, nor re-
qn'un9 ec.ise pnysIch efefciss. TOT
'ns.sees. tne n'sfsfy msns minister.
2! se"yes. snou'o H. TON me "a
PIE nnnssy' On tns otnef nhnn. the
physician 10 ecise pfecues may
eat more heartily because his pro
fessaon. especially u no be coun'
try physician. oftsn requires con
sidegeble and continual exercise.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
Men From. ()geraus

Could make q Of dirty raxssd ovaas and
Gunl depufabc shirt Well that's
ssn Deso Cs and they're hAvns mshy good success 70 far
ths Southland
- wife,
few
under
-
rm these the established
1So0ecre pnehlo about
fu charge Of the which houses about 30
- brush planting trees WORKING r. the nursery cleaning stables and
In the evenings ae they have cleaned the
cleanliness
- 50
young
a4son The what them and
0nr1 The The the
~ being ar rapidly than the city could have afforded
wing herself dollars IN iAikeep for these started the
- Of that time be with fair suit Of clothes his back IS
Mn to give him upward push
~ Ii making from oversis.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11

AN ELECTRIC scubbng machine capable
or
scrub lady And dsrned II they won't haven't
MACHINE OF amusement Will
v1 together the
- the slots intended
burning 2ooooooooo tons Of
ocai
noNcoMsusrIsLE picture recently perfected
= sad to be a complete
Latest lamp An
free
Wonder II will prevent
M
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11

= which 4 issds. Wits q.
, !, ~. ,.'...l animal 4 20. y
''gh.eo'nbatise. 1crks ~.
y a meat 1Isf ~. 2 ~
w., 40, so.csllsd fIxhllsS ~
me human ANNA.
ii'asmuch - 6 -,
ks'a al o. his fool 3
me effort 10 sacrf6 = a
Very little humae
famed directly n
self for bis own
y no longer Z ia
SION but merely {
y, NE same may y ~ Fl
Inc vast majority r
cat meat and fIsk
ucles as they - - H.
potatoes. - M
IN tomosveWfs 49,,
N.'' tell whist ~ c111l
what nousishIao -
FOODS are neceooory r. ~
Of the body~-Go(oi,.i
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11

Laws Intellectual makeshs because hey attempt to
widely expected conform the
- Of regulations"
Well Helen what remedy Offer Would raise the
wouldn't
henf Would the standard the would have
~ Or would establish sliding OF justicef In tho
60 and considering tho present ATTACKS on the character Of the law
cf determine
IT'S pretty problem you've Helen
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11


My Dear Professors any of the
correspondence Of Annnias and Sap
phira In existencef MARIA.
No, my dear Maria. but n u wsrs,
it's = cinch II would b found to Be
signed BY both with the convsn-
tionsi "Yours truly"
Dear Prof. Lott--Why Ia the
ocean saltf INQUIRICUS.
Child. u isn't. tie water.
Prof. N. Lott--Can you toll mo {
good way to make disappearing Ink
SCRIBE.
The best way. acrlbs, 10 70 filt Z
fountain pen with u. ten disappear
Into the lining Of your vest.
Dear Prof.---ls Il proper to return
a borrowed umbrella by messen.
gerg-ONE WHO WANTS TO
KNOW.
Sure. Have you got miner
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
Hi0Of
Aghizze

Auto Arsstocracy.
~fie has : Erndge against ths
plain people
ON what scorcy~
Says tbsy wear 10 many rubbess
that u forces up tho price Of Urea :
Louisville Courier Journal.
\ Crest Advsnisos.
"f>onis Edmonda. a little is.ycar-
4 old siri, 10 the champion baker Of
Iowa
Huh, When abe marriss she
will uescr b. bokhcred By hnvips
her husband tell her about the ftne
brad his mother used to make. "---
Youngstown Telegram.
His Preference.
Winkicby Knxed II the new trip.
| lets with fsthsriy pride. but not .
little apprehension In his ere.
nevertheless.
Y What are yoa thinking. deary'
asked Mrs winhieby. softly.
Nothing. dear. nothing he said
'falssrinxiy. only. don't you think
that II would b. wiser for ne here
Iafser 10 baiid up our little family on
tho instailment piaa r. fiarpsr'n
Weekly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11

but. pa" whimpcred Johnny.
mas spanked me already for bein'
sassy to her
Well. I'm going TO waiIop you for
u. too" rctoStcd his father. And
do you know whyr-
Well" said Johnny. resolved TO
get the greatest amount OF satisfac-
tiou out Of hopeless state Of af-
fairs. II guess IFS becox what's sass
for the goose IL sass for tho gander."
Whercupon % laid II on Just =
trffle harder. --iiarpcr's Weekly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11

= Concrete EHnmple-
noddx--AS one grows older there
are certain things In which IL IL dif-
ficult 10 keep up ones interest.
Don't you find Il SGT
Hobbs Er yes. there's the
mortgage on my house. for example.
,---isossou Transcript
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
HER LONELY JOURNEY

all
are Muchwcddc. when
esven."-TitBta.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
A DIPLOMAT

you wombats spccchr
grating
"a
md preserved. II CourierJournal
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
KEEPING COOL

Mrs. peckHenry what would do burglars should break
night
Mr. tvaansIy, inmphl should keep perfectly cool
dear
protnixc-he a ceboxs-I1ppincotta
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11

THE USUAL WAY -
First War Correspondent Any
|ncwH today
Second War Correspondent
Nome whatever.
Frrxt War Correspondent Then
we'd better cable . revolutionary
victory.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
Er1i1el1|
Cafefe


From pro1sccs I, u
light cjoaa, Goo1lr
perisncsd cooko F.
Frssh eggs. bof11r
fruits and voGul1
our own Enlt
our pies AZ ~
In our sanitary E
cut The folIoul1 "a :
our special priee1:
ran rsss - -. 80
- sealed uoel1o
All Kinda of SSns - .'s.s-<
Prime Rib 1o6l -ss'-
80 nsaI ...... ss....
%..ss .s..s<1.s,,
st .ssssss><s.<@---
Ib.csen F1o ssss......<
10y Roast ssss...> ....~
s&3s .s..fss&s4 s1s<.S,
salmon TrVst ..<..-.
Wnitrfi1h s.ss..
tfAsibrf
rFsNhch &*~.&..
string H<Ane 49,
Green Fe4o ..~S.. /. Z W 81
caulifiowef "A
sweat foka(o&a =, z ~
Mashed fotAteeo
FAr.n3ps .*.4&..
Sftwsc Tomatoes
.srfcs! - cyeom ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
IN MISSOURI

BcIevine merchant has this sign on his door:
Come without knocking Go the way-kansas cJ
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
He Was ForoIvlno.

He 10 Of : very forsivins m,
ture."
How do you know"
''Ie says his wife made him what
he IL. but he still seems to love
her. Houston Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
REMEMBERED

Archdsaccn Fisher mot without little vanity In respect 20 his
the subject
which
had before. asked him how he liked
Fshe replied Constable 4 always did like
n..-TftBts.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-11
WHY HE LIKED THEM

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