The Glenwood post., 1912-09-07
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
A. J. DICKSON, Editor and Proprietor
THINGS WE THINK
Things Others Think, and What We
Think of the Things Others Think

Tor that is question.
Over in England the suffragettes
have taken to throwing bombs. Over
here they throw buncombe.
The trouble with most people that
want to see things reformed is that
they leave it all to the public officials.
1t would be interesting to know what
kind of collie medicine Adam and Eve
used after eating the green apples.
A love that builds the morning fires
is of about the right temperature to
suit any bride.
OF course there may be no connec-
tion or significance, but we often
think it peculiar coincidence that SO
many men who wear chin whiskers
have wives who insist on buying their
neckties for them.
To keep the dust off your merchau-
disc, use printers ink-then it will no.
be on your shelves long enough to
gather dust.
We may think that we live in the
most progressive age in history, but
our ancestors managed to get ahead of
us.
\ boy at home is worth two running
the streets.
A college education harms no one
VINO is willing to learn something af-
forwards
Public sentiment can raise a man to
the highest pinnacle of fame in day
and east him off his high perch in
second.
Wives shouldn't expect their hubbies
to be very sociable of an evening after
they have been to foot ball game and
hollered their heads off
The married man who gets caught
sewing on his own buttons feels smal!
enough to slip through the needles eye
without greasing the sides or removing
the thread
\ person who sacrifices himself to
leave the fruits of his toll to posterity,
is making two mistakes He is NOT
getting the cnjoymeuts of life that h.
is entitled to and would appreciate and
is giving taem to those not entitled to
them and who cannot fully appreciate
them.
An apostle of pain e,, dentistry now
accompanies h.s lin with an amos
a thetic
The mm WHO succeeds is the on,
who directs the one cs of those WHO
car t -uccced by themselves.
Virgil: Envy IKE fame, bIaeEea-
that which is abpsr +. aud wh'ch it can
not reach
Au ts.aa rs. s1.-s- of a lrima dor
ma wish hug -5rlj. g na % 900 aer. Won.
der If she ued IL f,r h,bge:
fyol'Ia lo.l- g.. fa- troual.. inbort.
sour money V.sa ta.re ar, dozea
other rrats'- ovHeetirg SOME Of it.
If you are planning on doing some,
thing mean irss rnt it, off until tnmor.
row. you know tono row never comes
Wondor If tEe fsIow WHO to.J hos
best aiI that she was the apple of his
eye found ont thar ta,-. sau'r auy
core?
The young man r rouag womlu with
pleasant happy a.o gt- on the pay
roll twice as ofte. as the sour-faccI
one.
The way some New York women ara
having ther bust pictures taken, tbey
certainly look as if they were in the
social swim.
\ man J., .uot %. bnl as his wife
thinks he was before he came under
her influence, nor haf as good as sho
thinks she has made him.
We are not So much different from
our forefathers who burned witches a.
the stake. We skin politicians at thu
poll and roast 'em to a fare-you well
When you see a man going down hill
don t put stumbling blocks in his road
and then try to make folks believe you
are endeayoring to head him off.
California man l02 years of age
defends the use of tobacco and says
he has always chewed and smoked
He'll find that he can't keep up sucI
habits much longer.
No one will ever be able to make the
precious metals out of the baser ones
and literary treasures will never orig
mate in the mind devoted to base and
sordid thoughts.
down east dairyman is trying the
experiment of having his cows MIXED
to the Accompaniment of a phonograph
It's funny that the pure food depart.
ment allows such goin son.
Two friends met o. the street. One
Mva1 fha okhnv ll0 The erediknr p.