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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03

Deadman is most anything else. No,
this not slam on any particular
preacher you happen to know.
Old ST says if the wide hats get
much wider he will invent side
draft parasol stick with an elbow
joint. On the other hand if these
little, dinky white canvas cuff pro-
tector things get much smaller, they
will have TO be nailed on and that
might split the block.
DO YOU KNOW: That there are
voters in Trego county VINO do not
take a county paper2 Who do not
read state paper. Who are not
aware there is to be a primary elect
Ion next week. Who cannot name
the president, or the party candidates
Tor president, or scarcely any other
candidates, state, county or tOwnShip2
Well there are few-fortunately
not many, but enough to make local
candidates get out and hustle, and
who can blame them? Also, there are
voters who think if they vote
straight at the primary election they
VIII not be at liberty to mix" their
tickets in November and therefore
they do not want to vote at the
things discovered by some OF our auto
canvaSSers,
The lachrymosal days have come,
the saddest of the year, of many
noses on the bum, and peppers red
and blear. Weep, o weep, my Lady,
Weep, 0 weep all day: the ragweed
now is blooming and farmers making
hay. The sunfiower spreads her pollen !
upon the passing breeze, and mods
and bends and courtSies to every
timely wheeze. The dregs of life are
bitter, Q bitter are the lees, but
cover up the keyboard now, I'm Just
about to k-k-kerche-e-z-e
DICK TAGRAPH
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03

One of the most common, ailments
that hard working people are affiict-
ed with is lame back. Apply Chamb-
erlaln,s Linament twice a day and
massage the parts thoroughly at each
application, and you will get quick
relief. For sale by all dealers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03
5. David Defines

Mr.. and Mrs. David Defines
moved to Barton county last Thurs
day, he is going to rent his father-in-
laws farm down there. We hope to
see David and his family come back
again.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03

For Sale or Trade House and lot,
will take some horses and cattle on
part payment. Inquire at this office.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03
Weather Report

Maximum and minimum tempera-
ture according to the government
thermometer at Wa-Keeney for the
week ending Wednesday noon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03

The rainfall for July was less than
two inches, only a little more than
half the average for the month
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03
Spring Wall
Papering

The best time IN the whole
year to paper is now. It's
the season for overhaul1ng and
cleaning up.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03
See Our New Stock of
Wall Paper Today

Just the patterns you want
for any room you wish to
paper. Designs and coloring
are unusually attractive this
year and we have the pick of
most desirable produced.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03
MARGARET SwIGGETT

If the Democratic presidential
electors should declare their. inten-
tion to vote for Taft, would it be
''damphoolishness'' for Democrats to
try to GUST the aforesaid electors of
the ticket?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03
DICTAGRAmS

They do say the Reverend Mr..
Deadman is most anything else. No..
this not slam on any particular
preacher you happen to know
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1912-08-03

Correct AbstractsLw. H. swiggett.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
THE FLIRTING PRINCESS.

Harry Bulger. jolly, ioyial. in fact
the same clever comedian pleasantly
remembered here for his artistic i'm
nersonation Of Blue Jay in Henry
w Savage's extravaganza wood
land" will be welcomed back to the
Cairo Opera House THURSDAY, Feb
ruary Sth, when, surrounded by a
coterie Of musical comedy celebrities,
he will lie seen and heard in a
brand new edition of his success
THE Flirting Princess"
In all his varied experience, Bul-
ger has never had a part which it,
ted him to such nicely as SPORTY
Bangs in 1.-THE Flirting Princess"
whihc comes here under the personal
and careful management Of Mort II
Singer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
AT The GEM


Iei2y' a. the Gem, VIII be pic OF
Patae8 weekly, showing all OF the
Iates' topics some OF WAlth are at
Mohtehh-beilaF' France a bridge
across river coilap3es under the
Weight or an express and the entire
train Is submerged Rescue worh
progresses out slo"'f' despite heroic
eFofts. len BODIES nave been recoy-
cred 80 FAR
indian Head, Maryland, Admiral
Cohlol the thliean navy witnesses
th2 armor-piate tests at tAe ''oFefi'-
meAl PROVING Grouno9' MeiDcurhe
AastF' society turns OUT at me
morse sho" 70 see we OpStaela cop~
test. hanmSclalehWeH' Germany,
Inc 'hNreh OF our Father is
dealcated ID the presence or MS
hi9hhesS' Prlhce august william OF
Prussia. brooklyn ~ y A ST.
9oo'oVo hre IN the Williamsburg sec
ton hofeSslI1Ies caiilh& II COM
panles OF Ilre apparatus from Hrook-
'yn ana Manhattan one hundred
tam''ies are driven out OF the forest
.ot tonements into the rain
Naletta' Malta the soldiers in the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

asks an allowance Of $5 a week, and
he on the other hand, insists that
.rl. more opulent wife ought to be
compelled to allow him 81 week.
IN support of his plea the hus-
bands attorney lays down the propo-
-itjon that "a woman can live nicely
on SIS q week" though that sum is
entirely too small for a man"
az man needs" says the lawyer,
"a little change in his pocket for
cigars and current expenses, A
woman needs only her board and
clothing. and she can get both on
SIS a week. The husband does not
demand all his wife's earnings, al
though | think in law he is entitled
to them. He Is very generous and
is willing to let her keep SIS a week
for herself"
In this little calculation the law
ver has overlooked the wife's need
Of change for ice cream, matinee
tickets and the mysterious things
for which all husbands know wives
use money.
But the main question is this;
rnee man reilly need change In
Lis rocrct for clears and current ex-
no,soe when it Is his wife's money!
Would it not he better for a man
chr is too worthless to earn his own
,,yirr IN cut out the cigars and con-
ane hie current expenses to his ec-
tral earnings?
There NAV he some legal ground
for the claim that a hard working
wifo owes her husband a living, but
f. ran hardly be successfully con-
tended either in law or common
7oree that she owes him cigars and
ctarrc 70 Jingle IN his pocket
PIT alee' such is the sort Of hns-
band who most commonly demands
Injuries aud, again. alas! such is
tie sort NJ wife who most commonly
indulges him News-Seinitar
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
Tlo Steel Bili--Why Not Wool First

~ ctoo, p;l,--yybr 7Jo4 WAL Eirst :
nmong tae schedules thar ought
to Ia revised downward as soon as
oossl1lo is undoubtedly. the iron
and steel schedule Of the Aldrich
taif mia Democratic majority in
VII national ,.osss proposes Il en-
Lark a once on 4 revision Of this
hed,la ara tbe bin prepared bv
Mr Underwood and his aids Is de-
c,arca 10 NJ 4 moderate and reason
AMI measnle ma reductions
frora 80 % "a bah cent--lower the
3ye,ac, roto IN irnr and steel i'm
grts rgor aho.t rs nor cent to about
fo~ apt THO irss in revenue Is
ae.faatce II I4ss fhan / million on
TIA bfs,s n 1871 imnortatlons
The bin should be carefully
died ard fairly debated in Con-
ross Ii IL certain to pass the
i-ooga. in The senate II viii perhaps
he emerded here aud there at the
demand Of Republican progressiyes
whose votes viii bo needed
Without tas+ilv oasslng on the
features and oualities Of the bill
tso orcstion which win occur TO
most "ultimats consumers is Why
IT,, o,,a s+oat ersto what Noe no
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
FLOWER OF THE
RANCH A GOOD PLAY.

Whenever it is announced that
one Of the Howard musical comedies
IL coming attraction, there Is more
or less local comment for the theater
roers fully realize that it will be a
treat from n musical standpoint.
Mr.. Howard Is without doubt becom-
Ing the greatest musical writer Of
the age. In the past two or three
years he has written the music to
no less than a dozen of our most
successful l',Tht operas, 1.-THE Time,
the Place and She Girl" "The Flirt-
ING Princess" Miss Nobody from
Starland," THE Goddess of Lib
r?ty.' THE Prince of Tonight, "
THE Golden Girl" "The Sweetest
Girl in Paris" 'The Girl | Love =
and his latest. the LaSalle theater
s.ccess, Love and Politics"
THE Flower of the Ranch" had
its city rim and has made a COM
rlete coast tour. and will be one q
the special attractions at the Cairo
opera ,hous1 Monday night, Jan,
9th. The entire city productioH,
exactly as produced in New Ynrk
and Chicago. viii he rarrind, mud q
splendid company Of musical comedy
artists viii be engaged for the coas;
trip.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
TIE l5.EE.II2, Ff1CIyE GIz.l..
Advises (1entlcma!l.

Au'lsEa 0Eu t4t1A<
1t Mrs Blank reception / met n
.entlcman who fulfilled my ideal Of
maa In all but o;2 particular. lie
,ad a coed head, fine physique, per
cert manners, vas most interesting
pei s3nality. ana bore himself with
the distinguished air of gentleman.
Ills linen was Immaculate and his
clothes tapItlesa Ia to cit ana ma
te1lal. But all the plsasaHt first i'm
preston was ruined wien !, discoy-
cred the collar and shoulders Of his
dresso oat coYe.2d with (3os2 hair
and flakes CT dandruff
To me this was an indication Of
personal carelsgsness, not 70 say ur-
cleanliness. wanted to tell him to
got a hottie of Newbro's Herpicide
This remarkable remedy would, in a
short time remove every trace Of
dandruff from his head, stop his hair
from falling a2d prevent him from
becoming bald | don't like bald
headed men; they look cid whether
they are or not.
Dandruff Is caused bv q germ and
Nswh-o's Herpicide kills that germ.
The itching, which is 50 frigbtful
with dGndruff stops almost Instantly.
l1crpicide is the Original Remedy
that destroys danduff There is
nothing in the world JUS like it,
nothino that Is ''just rs good"
One Dollar SITE Bottles are guar
ameed ty oil druggists to give salts
faction
Applications obtstned at the good
barber shops
Send Toe in hostage for q sample
bottle and booklet to The Herpicidc
Co., Dept r., Detroit, Mich
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
Particularly the Ladies.

Not only pleasant and refreshing to
the taste. bu, gently cleansing and sweet
ening to the system. Syrup Of Figs and
Elixir Of SIENNA is particularly adapted
TO ladies and children. and beneficial in
al cases In which wholesome. strength
enins and effective laxative should be
used. 1t is perfectly safe at al bmes and
dispels colds. headaches and the paia
caused by indigestion and constipation so
promptly and effectively that it is the one
pedect family laxative which gives satis-
faction to all and is recommended by
millions Of families who have used Il and
who have personal knowledge Of its ex-
cellence.
Its wonderful popularity. however. has
led unscrupulous dealers to offer imiia-
hons which ACT unsatisfactory. There
fore, when buying. to get It's beneficial
effects, always note the full name Of the
Company California Fig Syrup CO..
plainly printed On the front Of every
package Of The genuine Syrup & Fisf
and Elixir Of SIENNA.
For sale by alliesdins dnscsh Rice
so cenh per botle
II 4--As-~~sx-~s~- --A-~ 90 1''se
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
LAST CHANCE FOR FREE LAND

A reservation of fertile valley land
Is now open In Mexico Homesteads
free Only requirement is TO have
Gye acres of bananas planted within
Ave years An authorized Improves
ment co. will plant the bananas and
market them on shares Your share
should he $500 per acre. Address
the Rio Tonic Land Co., Block 159,
Greenshurgh, Pc. They are distrib-
utors for the T. S. YoH need not go
to Mexico.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
Hard Luck.

Joe--"How are you, old man? Ar
thur-"Got beastly cold. y'know,"
joe" Hard luck. bah love. Been go
ing out In tho cold without your mon
ocle?" Arthur-"No Called on Hem
cry at his house. and that wretchcd
dog Of his persisted in wagging his
tail and creating draught.--.--fs-Ei.x
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

The verger of large church, see
ing an old woman In enc OF the seats
reserved for some important persons.
beckoned her to come out But just
at that moment the organ started play.
ing The old woman. never having
been In church containing an organ,
startled him and the congregation by
calling "Ha, man. get somebody
Younger; my dancing days are past"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Two eminent ladies have been
lrred into the deceptive occupation
of compiling for publication a list
Of the twenty greatest women in the
worlds history evidently meaning
the women who have contributed
most to the welfare of the earth. At
any rate, Helen and Cleopatra were
not among the elect. Mrs. William
Taft quite ignored the stage, but
Mrs Robert LaFollette included Ell
len Terry and Mojeska, a fair per
cent. These lists prove nothing, of
course, because the exact standards
of choice were not made clear. Ger
toinly several other actresses are
worthy Of being nlaced beside the
two Mrs La Toilette chose.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

fIolbrook Blinn, our stage has no
better actor, for several seasons
leading man with Mrs. Fiske, and
now in his second starring season in
Tie Boss, in which be does most adj
mirable work.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Tho Tow'cr aviation pictures are
nearing completion, About 500 feet
of subject has been secured on the
recent tgip from Beaumont Texas,
to Lakc Charles, La. II IS eontem-
plated that the release will be made
ea,ly In February by the Champion
Company, along with the Sherlorko
films
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Tho program today at The Bijou
thcater, afternoon and evening, con-
sists Of two reel& Of pictures, I'M
exceptional in qaulity The first is
4 Thanhouser entitled Just a Bad
Kid" This ID a stunning comedy In
Witch the Thauhouser kid appears
in the stellar role. The second reel
is ITALIA drama, 1.-THE Fatal Sonata
Gauping 1t from the favorable press
notices received in the trade papers,
1t will prove to be real treat
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Raymond Hitchcock has purchased
nearly five hundred turkey wish
bones at 20 cents apiece for his
Wishing Room in his country house
in LudingtonYille, Putnam County,
II. Y.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

William f. Hawtrey, Is having a
successful season on tour in Dear
Old Billy, in which he hopes soon to
appear on Broadway
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Business men of Pittsfeld, Mass.
have purchased the Colonial theater
in that city for the purpose OF
bringing good attractions to it.
They have already begun repairing
ard redecorating the house, with the
intention of making it as habitable
fog actors as for audiences. Although
they do not expect to waste money
on the undertaking, they do wish to
make the Colonial as creditable to
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
Fittsf@ld as IRE It's library and
myseufl

It seems that the Independents
grabbing all the stars and leaving
the licensed eompanies high and
dry, To be sure the Licensed fiald
still has Mary Fuller, Florence Tur-
ner. Arthur Johnson and Maurice
Costello, but tho INDEPENDENTS have
mary more, for instance, Mary Tick
ford, King Baggott, MaEll Tn,ln-
nellie, Philip Snalley, Marion Leon
aid, Warren kerigan, Heary Walt
hall and Jane Fearnley. In fact, ]
think the Independent pictures have
improved 10 such degree that they
are now the equal Of the Licensed
pictures,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Minnie Dupree, seen early this
season with Henrietta Crossman In
The Real Thing, later starred brief
ly through New England in The In
discreet Mrs. Tyne.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25
Please Read These Two Letters.
HERE IS HER OWN STATEMENT

Paw Paw Mich" Two years ago I suffered
very severely with displacement Il could not
be On my feet for o long time. My physician
lief and at last sent me to Ann Arbor for an OPP
Grafton. was there four weeks and came home
suffering verse than before. My mother advised
Tle 10 Try Lydia 4. Pinkham's Vegetable Cor
pound, and did. To-day am we'll and strong
and do all my own Homework owe my health
TO Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
advise every woman who is afflicted with any
female complaint to try it, Mrs. ORvILLE Rock,
T. H. No. 8, Paw Paw, Mich.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Tho cor Hany selected to support
FIRTH Scheff in The Night Birds
(pic Fledcrnaus) VIII INCLUDE
George Anderson, JAG, Hazard,
Frank Rashworth, Frank Earring
ton. MilburY Ryder. Morgan Will
tens, Edith Bradford, Hazel Cox,
Edith Brandeis. and J an Laurence.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

Muslin Underwear Sale begins
Thursday Jam rs, SamI White
Dry Goods Company
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-25

A Eow York man who earns $3.50
4 week IS being sued FOR divorce by
his wife. who earrs S12 a week She
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-05-17
Glover Files Answer.

Concord, N. H.-George w. Glover
OF Lead. S. D., in a document filed in
the Merrimac county superior court,
contends that he has complied with
every lawful condition of the agree
ment whereby his mother, Mrs. Mary
Baker G.. Eddy, created a trust fund
of $125,O00 for the benefit of Glover
and her adopted son, DR.. e. F. Foster
Eddy of Waterbury. VT, and thier fam
lilies. The document is an answer to a
bill in equity, brought last November
by the trustees appointed by Mrs. Ed
dy, seeking to have the court uphold
their action in Withdrawing the $4,000
annual income due Glover and his
family under the agreement on the
ground that Glover is bringing suit to
have the residuary invalid forfeited
the rignt to further payments.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-05-17
A New and Effective Way,

Aberdeen.-Peter E.. Gallagherm,
formerly a switchman on the Milwau-
kee railroad, is giving a new example
of how to forage off the enemy. Gal
lagher, who is a bright energetic fell
low, met with an accident in the local
yards in August of 1910, by which he
lost a leg and was otherwise severely
injured. He was taken to St. Luke
hospital here, and litigation was CON-
menced to recover damages for his
injuries. Attorneys for the railroad
company settled the case out of court,
however, by allowing him a liberal
sum. This week, restored to health
and equipped with an artificial leg to
replace the one lost in the hospital.
and with a considerable sum of money
remaining to him from the railroad
cOmpany's settlement, he announced
his determination to attend a law
school and fit himself for practice at
the bar, with the express intention Of
making a speciality of personal injury
suits against railroads.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-05-17
CAUGHT IN A HOLE
WHILE WORKING IN GRAVE FOR
EYESORE, FARMER SEES ROCK
GAZING IN UPON HIM.
HAPPENINGS OVER
What Is Going On Here and There
That is of Interest to the Read.
ers Throughout South Da-
kota and Vicinity.

Aberdeen.-Mauds Raan, a Roberts
county farmer, is the victim of an un-
usual and very painful accident. A
huge rock on his farm had long been
an eyesore, and he determined to get
rid of it. 1t was too large to remove,
SO he determined to bury it, and in or
der to do SO dug a large hole along
side of it. He had the grave" for the
rock nearly completed, and was at the
bottom of the hole. When he heard
a noise. He was horrified to discover
the edge of the hole was caving in, and
the rock was about to topple over on
top of him. He scrambled for safe
ty. but the rock caught his legs be-
meath it, pinning him fast. Raan yell
ed for help, and in time the farm hand
employed by him heard his cries and
went to the rescue. 1t was only after
strenuous effort that the rock was rails
ed, after an automobile had been
hitched to it, enough so Raan could be
released. Both legs were badly bruis.
ed, put no bones were broken.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-05-17
NATION SAVED BY A SPIDER
Scotland Profited by the Lesson the
Insect Taught to Its
Monarch.

Scotland has many legends that the
sheepherders and highland peasants
never get tired repeating. A long time
ago King Bruce ruled over Scotland
before that country became a part Of
England, and he learned a lesson from
a spider hat enabled him to succeed
when otherwise he would have failed.
King Bruce had lost many battles.
He was discouraged. He had made
his final effort against his enemies
and failed to vanquish them. Deep In
despair he went to a lonely room In
his castle. Reclining on the couch
and thinking, he happened to notice
a spider drop from the ceiling on a
single silken cord. He watched the
spider fascinatingly. 1t now began its
ascent. 1t slipped. Time and time
again 1t tried to mount, but each time
1t failed. The king watched intently.
fOrgetful Of all else. An hour passed.
Finally the spider succeeded. 1t was
an inspiration for King Bruce. Why
should he get discouraged. having
tried only a few times and failed? He
made one last grand rally against his
enemies and routed them, and from
this incident anne the old saying. III
at first you don't succeed try again"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-05-17
Loses by Rivers Ravaqes.

Wakonda.-If the Missouri river
were a corporation or a responsible
individual, julius Charrlin. a Clay
county farmer, would have good
grounds to institute an action against
It for grand larceny. About ten days
ago the high water in the river com.
menced cutting away Charrlin's farm,
and since that time more than fifty
acres have disappeared. Land on
which Charrlin last year raised as
much as ninety bushels of corr to the
acre has been carried away. The land
was worth not less than $3.50 an acre.
A large cottonwood grove which for
years has been a landmark in that
part Of the Missouri valley in Clay
county has disappeared. Numerous
other farmers have lost from ten to
twenty acres Of their farms because Of
the high water.