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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-01-29

"A boar hog is half the herd 1.-THE better half) why
not get a fine thoroughbred half herd aud improve
your scrub stock.
ANY way in some way get in the game" Of
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-01-29

! want to get them out Of my system, and the Ia
Of the Royal family Of the 'House of Duroc" obje
further association with them.
If You just want one or two to raise for pri
consumption, these will do and are cheap.
The Press., 1912-03-20
Curious Names.

Curious Christian names are occa-
sionally to be encountered among the
gypsies. Mrs. Brightwen, the natural
list, tells in her autobiography of a
gypsy woman she once met named
Trinity Smith, who had a family of
daughters named respectively Levise,
Centina, Cinnaminti, Cinderella and
Siberenia. These were rather out of
the way Names" writes Mrs. Bright
wen, "but l was still more puzzled as
to what could be the origin of a little
girl being called LeYiathan. asked
the father one day how he came to
give his child such a name. His reply
was: Well. We see, it were the name
Of the big ship 1.-THE Great Eastern was
first called the Leviathan), and l
thought it was a pretty name and
would name my next boy after it; but,
however, it coined gal. and thought
it didn't matter, so she were named
So Pail Mall Gazette.
The Press., 1912-03-20
MOROCCO CITY.
Magnificent In It's Site and In Its His
toric Ruins.

Magnificent In Its Site and In lts His
torie Ruins.
Morocco city, the capital of the
dom. Is a far more interesting city
than Fec. Alphabetically its mOnu-
ments, including the famous Kutubia
tower, the counterpart of the Giralda
In Seville; the famous mosque of Mu-
ley Abdallah and a hundred other ruin
ed or semiruined edifices surviving
from the days when the city had 700,-
900 Inhabitants and was one of the
great capitals of Islam, are the most
considerable and magnificent in Mo-
rocco. Equally beautiful is the site of
this city In the upper valley of the
Tenesift river. surrounded in a half
circle by the great wall Of the grand
Atlas mountains, whose snowclad
peaks are seen beyond a foreground of
large farms and fertile fields.
A city far less given over to war,
with a population less ferocious, less
fanatical than that of Fee or Mekinez,
Morocco city has been much more fire.
quently visited by Europeans than its
northern rivals. Geographically Mo-
rocco city is the real gateway to the
Sahara. BY the Glawi pass one road
climbs over the Atlas mountains to
Tablet. and the caravan route cOntin
ues to Timbuktu. A second road de-
sends to the Draa, crossing the Atlas
chain. while third leads to Tarudant
and the Sus country. Close cOmmuni-
cation with the south has left it's mark
upon the people, who are darker and
show more patiently the infusion of
African blood than the Berbers and
Arabs OF the north.-LondOn Stand
ard
The Press., 1912-03-20
THE LOST sPECrAcLES.
What Happened When the Old Gentle.
man Tried to Find Them.

What Happened When the Old Gentle
man Tried to Find Them.
A man from up state" who was In
New York city on business was taken
by a nephew whom he was visiting to
dine at a Broadway restaurant the
evening OF his arrival. The next day
he said to the younger man:
where Is that restaurant we dined
at last night2 l left my gold specta-
eles there. I'm pretty sure. I've got
another pair with me. but 1 don't want
TO lose the others.''
''Tll stop in and get them for you on
my way down town." replied the neph-
CIV.
BE went to the restaurant, explained
the circumstances and received pair
OF gold trimmed spectacles that had
been left on table the previous even
ing. On his return home in the after
noon he handed them to his uncle.
Where in thunder did you get
thosef" inquired the elder man. 81
was going down Broadway today and
recognized the place we dined at-at
least / thought / did. Anyway went
in and asked If l left my spectacles
last night, and they gave me this pair"
He produced another pair of gold rim
med spectacles.
Upon the uncle describing the restau-
rant whence he had retrieved the glass;
es the nephew assured him it was sew
erai blocks from the one they had pat
ronized the day before. While the two
were discussing the situation the post
man delivered a package for the I'M
Gle. It contained a pair of gold rim
med spectacles, with a note from his
wife saying that she had found them
on his writing desk at home and was
sending them to New York in the
event that he might need them.-New
York Herald.
The Press., 1912-03-20
GanAral Imitation.

One morning Miss Lucy Halcomb
the most fastidious house1eeper in
Bushby, who was reported to have
washed an unfortunate grandnephew
into a decline, opened her front door,
having heard strange noises ON the
piazza. There stood tramp, his shoes
caked with mud, which he was scrap
ing off with a knife and kicking off by
alternate applications of his heels on
her doormat.
What are you doingT demanded
Miss Lucy Indignantly.
'DOing!" echoed the tramp. II was
starting round to the kitchen to ask
the young lady saw hanging out your
clothes if she'd hand me bite of
breakfast. Then l thought / didn't
make very good appearance, and |
was about to go on to the next house
when l saw this mat with the invita-
ton. Please use this mat right on it,
so l stepped up here. In about five
minutes more I'll look well enough so ]
can go round to the kitchen"
'Wellr' said Miss Lucy. "Welly'
and then she closed the door,
The Press., 1912-03-20
It's So Easy to
End Catarrh.

Go to Anders Jacobsen's and say 1
want HYOMEI outfit take it home
open the box-pour few drops of
HYOMEI from the bottle into the
little hard rubber inhaler r. breathe
it for five minutes and note the re-
freshing relief breathe it four or five
times a day for few days and catarrh
and all it's disgusting symptoms will
gradually disappear.
HYOMEI contains no opium, CO.
caine or other harmful drug and is
sold on money back plan for catarrh,
asthma, Group, colds, coughs and
catarrhal deafness. Complete outfit,
800 extra bottles, if needed, so
cents at Anders Jacobsen's and drug
gists everywhere. Simple instructions
for use in every package you can't
fail to Danish catarrh if you follow
instructions.
The Press., 1912-03-20
Monsoon.
The farm of Peter Checie has been
sold at auction to d. NJ. Moulton.

The farm of Peter Checie has been
sold at auction to D. M. Moulton.
George Leonard, who has been
working at Barre, has returned to
town and taken a position with the
Ellis Ricketts, Co.
Rev. N. G. Carey, who has been
curate at st. Patrick's church for the
past two years, has been changed to
the Sacred Heart church at Spring
field. Rev. James Donahue of West
Stockbridge will take Rev. Mr..
Carey's place at st. Patrick's church:
The annual meeting of the Quaboag
Country club was held Wednesday
evening at the Bungalow Shop. Off
GERS were elected as follows: Presi-
dent, r. H. Cushman; vice-president,
L. J. Brainerd; governors for three
years, G. H. Seymour, F. A. Smith,
G. c.. Flynt; secretary, F. A. Smith !;
treasurer, G. H. Seymour.
Fred P. Rindge has bought of Mrs.
Ralph Clifford the home place ON
North Main street. Mr.. Rindge will
make additions and improvements i'll
the property, and when completed in
tends to have one of the incest sani-
tary COW stables in this section. He
has 30 acres of frst-class moving and
pasture land, near North Monsoon, di-
rectly on the car line, and the two
I1O1o no L
farm. Mr.. and Mrs Clifford have
large place at Pigeon Cove, on the
North Shore, and will in all prob
ability go there for the present.
Mrs. William Charles, 66, died at
her home on Green street Wednesday
night at $40 of cancer. She had
been in poor health for about a year
and her condition had been bad since
Christmas. Mrs. Charles, who was
Miss Ellie f. Gross, was born in En-
field, December 16, 1845. She was
married to Mr.. Charles in Palmer in
1866 and since that time had lived in
Monson. She was a member of the
Methodist Episcopal church and the
ladies' benevolent society. Her hus-
band survives her, but she has no
other near relatives. The funeral
was held at her late home Friday af-
ternoon at 2 O'Clock. Rev. F. w. Nc
Cornell, pastor of the Methodist
church, conducted the services. Blu
rial was in the No. cemetery.
Thomas Faulkner, Sc years old,
died at A. so O'Clock Thursday after
noon i'll the Mercy hospital, where for
ten days he had been undergoing treat
ment for illness with which he was
Frustrated three weeks ago. Mr.
Faulkner was born i'll Ireland, coming
to this country when he was 16 years
old. He settled first in Mystic,
Conn. where he learned the trade of
stone cutter. Thirty-six years ago he
came to Monsoon and for 35 years he
was employed at his trade by the W.
N. Flynt Granite company. He leaves
widow and four sons, James of
Revere and Edward F., Thomas j.
and Claud j., all of Monsoon. A sis
ter, Mrs. Mary Bohn, lives in New
Haven. The funeral was held from
St. Patrick's church at 8. 30 Saturday
morning.
The Press., 1912-03-20

A prospective juror, being qualified
for a murder trial in Illinois, when
asked the customary question, Have
you formed or expressed an opinion as
to the guilt or innocence of the &C
cused?" rejoined promptly: "Sure.
He's as guilty as all get out!' Which
resulted in a ten dollar fine by the out
ragged court and-of course-the dis
qualification Of that talesman.
There was murder case that ended
right in the middle when counsel,
wheedling gently at the jury, remark
ed, "Of course none of you gentlemen
has made up his mind yet as to the
guilt or innocence of this defendant"
Taking advantage of rhetorical
pause, lanky juror arose and replied
positively: well, l have, for one. He
ought to be hungv-Kansas City Star.
The Press., 1912-03-20
THIRTY YEARS AGO.
March 80. 1882.
Items Of local interest taken from the columns
Of The Press, thirty years ago

Adelbert Needham will on Saturday
receive from Canada carload of
horses.
F. w. Preston, who has an auction
store in the old stone block, does quite
a business iii picking up antiques Fl"
DR.. w. E. Holt, who has passed
the winter at dental college in New
York city, has returned and resumed
practice at his office in Rockwell
block.
Peter Smith, a former we'll known
citizen of this village, died in Hol-
yoke this week and was brought here
for burial He formerly had tam
merry i'll this village, and reared here
a large family of children.
Union. Last week Wednesday
night the house of Mr. Williams in
the Rock Meadow district was burned
with total loss of all its contents,
including $50 i'll money belonging to
Mr.. W. ;, and larger sum belonging
to his son George There was a small
insurance in the Holland County Mu-
tual company.
Born. = In Stafford Springs, 9Th,
daughter to Robert Hassler; 10th,
a daughter to George Dolan; 23d, a
daughter to James p. Kennedy.
Married. - In Palmer, 9Th, by S. S.
Taft, Esq, Matthew Henry and Flora
Hamilton, both of Stafford.
In Willintgon, March 22d, by Rev.
E. Cotton, Everett G. Richardson and
Lilly j. Hanover, both of Wellington.
Died. In Orcuttville, Dist, Cor.
della, 81, wife Of Hiram Vinton.
In Wilmington, 22d, Betsey, 81,
widow of Horatio West, formerly of
Stafford
The Press., 1912-03-20
Tia nAlne EInNAaAR

Poets and novelists alike have given
mythical texture and color to the lotus
The elder Dumas spoke of lotus flow
er pure white and with petals as deli
cate as. fine muslin" Nor did the an
clients treat the matter with more
truth. Herodotus spoke Of the lotus
as Of a plant which hal 4tually de-
scended below the surface Of tn wa
ter at sunset to return to view only
with the temperance Of the sun. The
lotus known to modern man goes be-
tow the surface Of the water, like all
nymphaeas, when it's beauty and its
freshness have passed and when the
time has come to ripen its seed pod.
Then by the law of life it closes it's
corolla and goes away from the air
and the sunshine down into the water
to prepare for the future Of its family.
It goes at the time when the sun sets,
but it does not reappear. When it
goes down as all individual it is gone
forever. The petals described by Du-
mas as being ''as white as the SHOWS
Of Himalaya" are not pure white, nor
can anything be called with justice
"as white as the lotus flower" be-
cause a lotus flower may be red or
blue as well as white.-Harper's.
The Press., 1912-03-20

The queen ant has apparently not
had justice done to her by naturalists.
DR.. W. NJ. Wheeler's view is that by
comparison with the queen bee the
queen ant is by far the more admirable
creature. In many important respects
they are Numerically opposite. The
queen bee is. it is pointed out, de-
generate creature, unable to nourish
either herself or her young, to visit
flowers, to build combs or to store
them with honey. With the queen ant
quite the reverse is the case. She is
held to be perfect exemplar and en-
bodiment Of her species, and the work
er ants suffer from incomplete and re-
tarded development. The queen ant is
q very industrious and intelligent
worker. She forms an exceedingly in
teresting subject for study.-LOndOn
Globe
The Press., 1912-03-20

According to the Encyclopaedia Bri-
tannica. the word "steak" is apparently
derived from Icelandic "steik," used in
the same sense as the English word,
(which meant properly roasted meat,
from steikja, to roast-that is, placed
on a stick or peg of wood before the
fire compare Swedish, sick; Danish,
sick, roast meat)."
The same authority says: "a 'por-
terhouse' steak is choice cut of steak
from the loin, SO named, apparently,
first in New York from a well known
porter house and eating house where
chops, steaks, etc, and porter or stout
were served, at which these steaks
were speciality.
"a steak grilled between two other
steaks, which are not served after the
cooking is finished, is also sometimes
called a 'porterhouse' steak"
Not in these days Of high cost meat
would such a practice as the latter be
very generally followed, however.-zNa-
tiOnal Provisioner.
The Press., 1912-03-20

We have been in business in this town
for some time. and we are looking to
build up trade by always advising our
Iatrons right.
So when we tell you that we have
found the eczema remedy and that we
stand back of it with the manufacturer s
iron clad guarantee, backed by ourselves
you can depend upon it that we give our
advice not in order to sell a few bottles
of medicine to skin sufferers, but be-
cause we know how 1T will help our
business If we help our patrons.
We keep in stock and sell, all the well
known skin remedies. But we will say
this: If you are suffering from any
kind of skin trouble, eczema, psoriasis,
rash or letter, we want you to try full
size bottle of d. ID. d. Prescription.
And. If it does not do the work, this
The Press., 1912-03-20
W. HAHLEI, Gent Passenger Agent,
Trolley Lines
WEEK DAYS.

Lv. Stafford Springs $40 q. m. and ev-
cry hour until 1920 p. m, arriving at
Rockville on the hour. Last car to Hart
ford 1920 p. m.
The Interurban service cars, with a
change at East Hartford. leave Hartford
Tor Stafford Springs at 6.37 a. m and ev-
cry hour until 1887 p. m.
Surface trolley cars leave Rockville for
Hartford at 6.22 =. m. and every hour at
81 until 1922 p. m, and leave Hartford
for Rockville at 7.O7 m and every hour
until 1907 pm. Connects for Stafford at
Rockville.
SUNDAYS.
Lv. Stafford Springs 7.2O q. m. and ev-
cry hour until 12.2O p. N.
The Press., 1912-03-20
Above Market Value.

Lady Customer Cpleasantly)-I hear
you are about to get married. Mr..
Ribs. suppose must congratulate
you. -,-,-.j.:
Mr.. Ribs ((the local butcher, doubt
fulIyl-Well. dunno so much about
congratulations, mum. It's costing
me a pretty penny. can tell you.
Mrs. RibbS as is to be. she wants 'er
trousseau. you know, an then there's
the furnishin'- an the license an the
parsons fees. an then l ave to give
'er an 'er sister a piece of joolery
each. An. wot with one thing an
another-she's 'eavy woman. as you
know. mum. thirteen stun odd
reckon she'll cost me best part o two
and eleven pun before 1 git FER ONE.
london Answers. ,,..-.,; -
The Press., 1912-03-20
"Our Personal Guarantee
10 all Skin Sufferers
EATON DRUG co.
EATON DRUG co.

bottle will cost you nothing. You alone
to Judge.
Again and again we have seen how q
few drops of this simple wash applied
to the skin, takes away the itch, I'M
stantly. And the cures all seem TO be
permanent.
ID. ID. ID. Prescription made by tho
ID. ID. ID. Laboratories of Chicago, In
composed of thymol glycerine, oil OF
wintergreen and other healing, soothing,
just crazy with itch, you viii feel
soothed and cooled, the itch absolutely
washed away the moment you applied
this ID. d. ID.
We have made fast friends OF more
than one family by recommending this
remedy to a skin sufferer here and
there and we want you TO try IL now
on our positive no.pay guarantee.
The Press., 1912-03-20
NOBODY SPARED.

Kidney Troubles Attack Stafford
Springs Men and Women, Old anc
Young.
Kidney ills seize young and old.
Come quickly with little warning.
Children suffer in their early years
Can't control the kidney secretions.
Girls are languid, nervous, suffer
pain.
Women worry, can't do daily work.
Men have lame and aching backs
The cure for man, woman or child
Is to cure the cause.-the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for sick
kidneys
Have brought relief to Stafford
Springs people.
Stafford Springs testimony proves
it.
Mrs. William Irons, Furnace avenue,
Stafford Springs, Conn, says: II
can recommend Doan's Kidney Pills
highly, for they have been of great
benefit in our home. A member of our
family was bothered by his back and
kidneys. This trouble continued for
a long time until we fortunately
heard about Doan's Kidney Pills and
procured a supply at the Eaton Drug
Store. This remedy brought prompt
relief and since then there has been
no cauSe for comnlaint ~
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name Doan s and
take no other.
The Press., 1912-03-20

One Of the best known instances OF
churches with streets through them is
that of st. John the Baptist's church
in Bristol. England. The church is sit
uated right over the ancient gateway
into the city on the Avon. and the tow
ering spire. standing high above the
neighboring houses and streets, is re-
markable sight as one surveys it from
the roadway below.
The Press., 1912-03-20
EAn.

whats that racket down thereF'
shouted the old gentleman from the
head Of the stairs.
81 think" promptly replied his
daughter. that it was Bob dropping
hfsfvoice when he proposed to me."-
Detroit Free Press.
The Press., 1912-03-20
INSURANCE MEN

Splendid opportunity offered to handle
our health, accident and natural death
benefit policy, costs 81 per month. This
is form of insurance that appeals to the
masses and is easily sold liberal COM
missions with collecting interest, given
right men. Apply Security, Box 1855,
Boston, Mass.
The Press., 1912-03-20
snuaal and Bark.

Nothing lost here but the squeal,"
declared the pork packer. "Are you as
economical in conducting your bust
ness?" ......
"Just about" answered the visitor.
I'm in the lumber business. We
waste nothing but the bark. Louis
vile Courier-Journal.
The Press., 1912-03-20
One on the Teacher.

willie, you may correct the SEN
tence, Where was atY"
81 don't see anything wrong with it,
ma'am''
You do not?"
mo. ma'am; it's correct sometimes
anyway" ~ y - 'f'o
"Will you give me an instance in
which 1t is used correctly?"
''Yes'm. Where was I at 3 O'Clock
yesterday afternoon Chicago Trib-
une.
The Press., 1912-03-20
Deafness Cannot he Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion OF the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tfonal remedies Deafness IL caused by an In
famed condition of the mucous lining OF the
Eustachian Tube When this tube is infiamed
you have q rumbIing sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when tt is entirely closed. Deafness is
the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restop to its normal
condition, hearing will De destroyed forever
nine cases out or ten are caused by CatarTh,
which is nothing but an inlan.ed condition OF
the mucous surfaces. =,
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
OF Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls EataFrh cure. Send for circu-
lars free. r. j. CHENEY a co Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take HAIRS Family Pills for constipation.
The Press., 1912-03-20

Stops earache In two minutes tooth
ache or pain of burn or scald in five min
utes; hoarseness, one hour; muscleache,
two hours sore throat twelve hours-Dr.
Thomas Eclectic Oil, monarch over pain.
The Press., 1912-03-20

Gladys RoSton And the duke Is so
brave. papa: Why. he declares he 10
tends to heroine an aviator Papa
Hin. He does. eh? Wants to visit hia
castle, I suppose PUCK.
The Press., 1912-03-20

Most disfiguring skin eruptions, scrofu
la, pimples, rashes, etc., are due to i'm
pure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters is q
cIpar sing blood tonic. Makes you clear
eyed, clear Drained, clear. skinned.
The Press., 1912-03-20
Sorethinu New.

your SnnwSInrm made II hit
81 knew IL would, declared the
proud playwright
"ips: they turned II loose In the
drawing room scene" Exchange.
The Press., 1912-03-20
RHEUMATISM

This nerve-racking disease is caused from
impure blood and uric acid poison. External
applications sometimes give temporary re-
lief but won't cure; the sure way to secure
permanentresultsi is to thoroughly eradicate
from the blood all the impurities. Nothing
on earth will drive out the poisons from
your system, keep the bowels, kidneys and
wonderful remedy that has proved its great
merits the past AZ years.
SEVEN BARKS can be had of all druggists,
ut so cents per bottle. Give it a good trial
and watch your rheumatism disappear.
LYMAN BROWN, S. Murray St, New York, NY.
The Press., 1912-03-20
Hep eacra+a

He-Can you keep a secret? She
On one condition. He-What is that Q
She Provided l don't know it
The Press., 1912-03-20

"Have luncheon today?"
"Nope."
Thought saw you going out"
"You did, but | had lunch, not
luncheon. only had Is cents to
spend. "-Exchange.