The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-08-23

A Canyon county watermelon un
covers multitude of grins.
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Why are the trains late? Take
time to do good job baggage smash
ing!
Only $3,OOO.OO0OO for Astor baby
District nurse should see if the famil,
needs help.
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Mr.. Taft's bear cub has escaped
He'll never get collection of stuffed
animals in the Smithsonian if he keep:
on this way.
One difference between ct, R." anG
DR.. Cook is that the latter lost hi:
following after he was found out
Albany Journal.
Three army aeroplanes demolished
in the maneuvers, and the aviators
have short time to live while they
are being repaired;
There are still some honey old fash
toned women who consider that the
principal issue of the presidential cam
paign is the Pannisr skirt
The trifle that a newspaper costs is
saved hundred times over by those
who use it to follow the news of the
special offerings at the stores.
Barometric disturbances along the
Atlantic coast and in the middle states
region indicate the approach of the
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The highest price ever is being paid
for beef on the Nhoof. The recent
scandals in New York indicate that
police on the hoof come high, too.
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After the war game has been played
over a farmers moving field, it is
hard to convince him that his grass
is only theoretically trampled down.
If there is one time when man can
say lot of nice things about his wife,
it is when she has just finished putting
up lot of fine preserves for the win
ter.
If the correspondent from Arranged
don had sent in regular batch of
items every week, there would not be
so many inquiries as to where this re-
sort is located.
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"'.This party comes from the grass
roots" said Beveridge So did the
other Populist party-in much truer
sense. Now it Is under the sod-Kan-
sas City Journal.
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There is much complaint of sticky
weather in August, but people who
never occupied hammock with a St.
Louis girl havn't any idea of what
can be- -.
Up in Vermont where the spell
binders are striking in for the Septem-
Der election, collection of half
dozen voters is considered a large and
enthusiastic rally.
The Mikado's funeral is not to take
place until September Is. In this
country the heirs do not wait so long
before seeing that the deceased is
buried.
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Former Senator Aldrich saws he has
mad enough of the senate. From pre-
sent indications he need not worry
est he should have to pay Uncle Sam
% let him off from serving.
4
Beans are said to be the best sub
'titute for the high cost of meat. But
1on't expect to get them cheap, with
Uncle Reuben's tires and gasoline to
Day for!
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James Whitcomb Riley made a
quarter of million by his verses, but
he average poet takes his pay in free
copies, and they are blamed hard to
get at that.
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Is Governor Wilson. if elected
PRESIDENT going to say "Me too" to w.
J. Bryan as quickly as he did on the
question of the Parker craftsmanship
It the Baltimore convention?
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You may think a band of Apache
indians is burning alive captive from
some hostile tribe, when the trouble
S merely the question whether ball
vas called Johnny Sevenyearold that
should have been strike.
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It's hard to feel much sympathy for
he woman who growls about the
high price of meat, and then buys
vice as UGH as her mother used to
rave. because it is too much bother
o INK the leavings over into hash.