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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30

Lyndon, Ky."I have been taking
LydiaE E. Pinkham s Vegetable Compound
for headaches, neuralgia pains, backachet
nervousness and q general run down con-
dition of the system, and am entirely re-
lieved of these troubles. | recommend
your remedies to my friends and give
you permission to publish what write.
Mrs. HI. Won RoDEN, Lyndon, KY.
When a woman like Mrs. Won Roden
Is generous enough to write such a let
tar as the above for publication, she
should at least be given credit for a
sincere desire to help other suffering
women.
If you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a.
woman and held In strict confidence
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30

-. ~sAH G0h
hope as Ihad Eoneso long. There was a marked
change the second day, and so on until was
entirely cured. The Cuticura Soap we have
always kept in our home, and we decided
after that lesson that Il Is q cheap soap in
price M the very best in quality. NY hus-
band viii use no other soap In his shaving mug.
"I have always used Cuticura Soap and no
other for my baby, and he has never had o
sore Of any kind. He does not even chafe as
most babies do. I feel that It Is all owing
70 CuticIra Soap for he is fine and healthy.
and when i've months old won q prize In a
baby contest. II makes my heart ache to go
into so many homes and see q sweet faced
baby with the whole top Of its head = solid
mass Of souri,, caused by the use Of poor soap.
I always recommend Cuticura, and nine
times out Of ten the next time ] see the mother
she says Obi I am so glad you told me OF
CuticurA.," Sigued) Mrs. @. A. Selby.
Redoudo Beach, Cal, Jan. Is, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are for sale
throughout the world, but to those who
have suffered much, lost hope and are with
out faith in any treatment, g liberal sample
OF each together With gap. booklet on the
care andltreatmeDt Of the skin and scalp will
be mailed free, on application. Address Pot
ter Drug l. Chem. Corp, Dept. 24A, Boston,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30

The eruption began with
itching under the skin. It
spread fast from between
the fingers around the nails
and all over the whole
hands. / got a pair Of
rubber gloves In order TO
wash dishes. Then IL
spread all over the left side
OF my chest. A fine doctor
treated the trouble two
weeks, but did me no good.
I cried might and day.
Then I decided to try
Cuticura Soap and ONT
.~A k..A -.tkLA,tN r,.tVzh
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30

By %correctin the calendar China
misses a new year this time, but it is
happy in having a new birthday.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30

only come from deep and abiding con-.
viction. We demand such leadership
and we demand in the leaders the deep
conviction which alone can give such
leadership: for thus only will there be
response t. the appeal which m
direct from the heart of the people to
the mind and will of the statesman.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30
ALMOST FRANTIC WITH
ECZEMA ON HANDS
Began with Itching. Spread Fast.
Fingers Fairly BIed. Cried Night
and Day. Tried Cuticura Soapand
Ointment and Was Entirely Cured.

ssEighs years ego I got eczema all over
my hands. Ny fingers fairly bled and IL
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30
Welfare Of the Farmer
Discussed BY Roosevelt
Former President and Once NORTH. Dakota Ranchman Talked
on the Condition Of Country Lfe--DiscuSsed it
From Every Side

Continued from Page TWO.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-30

XIX - 49, E AH
1T is strange but true that we car
at the moment best learn our lesson
in this matter of rural progress from
the farmers of ireland and of great
countries on the European mainland.
For instance, Ireland depends, as does
Denmark, upon agriculture. During
recent years the government has been
fundamentally changing the whole ag
ricuitural economy of Ireland by help
ing the tenants to become owners. Al
body of Irish reforrners. who have done
fine work in the rural problem, saw
over twenty years ago that this boon
to the Irish farmers would not help
them to survive the worldwide com
petition in the British markets unless
they revolutionized their husbandry
and their business and also recognized
their social lite. They found, ais many
NLE 49, 49, 49, AL
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

Most every town that you may
know
Has other towns to jeer at,
For Gotham says Chicago's slow,
Chicago loves to sneer at
Milwaukee's way; Milwaukee
smiles
At Oshkosh folks and faces,
And Oshkosh ridicules the styles
In various smaller places.
Detroit on Kokomo looks down
: And Boston hoets at 'sPhillie,"
New Orleans jests at Frisco town,
Which laughs at Oakland
sshrilly.
Each city has O little joke,
It's bon mot, coarse or brainy,
For even Pittsburg, full of smoke,
Foxes fun at Allegheny.
And SO IL goes clear down the
way
With smiling Yankee JUNCTION,
The village calls the hamlet Jay
The hamlet boots the junction,
And you may look both far and
near
And you'1l discover no town
So small or slow that II won't jeer
Its neighbor as q Joe town.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

n. y, june PA bunch OF
ackters and press agints was set
tin around in the fryers' club,
cussin the hot wether, when in
come raymun hitchcock
he dident say a word to no.
boldly, he went over and Laid
down on a sofy, and he called a
bellboy, and he sed
boy, bring me segar
all the luther fryers that was
pipin him off turned pail and
looked at one anmther
they all knowed that raymund
hitchcock don't smoke, and they
feared sumthing had gone rong
with his noodle
wot shall we do with the poor
boob, whispers jujlyan citing to
gorge cohen
better not do nuthing, ansers
cohen, he mite get vilent and bite
sumboddy, suppose the heat has
afeckted his branes
so they all stood watchin, and
the boy come back with the segar,
and he give it to hitchcock
raymund he took 1t, and he
looked at 1t, and he smelled of it,
and he holered to the boy, bring
mesa match
the boy brung him match,
and raymund he lifted the segar,
and he puffed away at 1t till 1t
was about IA gone. and then he
dropped it on the flore, and he
groned terrible, and put his hands
on his stummick, and asked
would sumboddy please bring hin,
some water
as he seemed to be harmless,
the uther guys gathered around
and give him drink, and asked
him what was his idea, was he
payin a bet, or trying to commit
suaside, or just plain crazey
as soon as raymund got over
the idea that he was going to die
he ses, fellers, ime up agenst 1t
my wife she has got a hole
oreherd of rose bushes up at our
place in the country, and she ses
the only way to keep the bugs
from killing them is for me to
kill the bugs wit tobacker
smoke
beleave me. he means, | don't
wonder the buggs dies, they aint
the only things that tobacker
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
He Owns 200, 600 Acres
And Looks Like Bryan

One of the delegates to the re-
cent Northwestern Development
Congress held In Seattle. was Col.
"Bilis Hanley of Central Oregon.
He looks like William Jennings
Bryan; but that's the least ina
portant thing about the colonel.
The most important thing is that
he is a FARMER.
The colonel is estimated to
own 100000 acres in Central
Oregon. ESTIMATED" is used
conservatively. You know to a
fraction of an inch the dimen-
sions of the lot ON which your
house stands. The colonel has
to estimate his farm.
Item; Col. ''Bill" cuts 10000
tons of hay every year.
The funny thing about the col
onel is that he is poet. l don't
mean he writes verses. Imagine
poet knowing all about manure.
fertilizer, alternate crops, soils,
intensive culture and market
prices! The colonel is that kind
of a poet.
"The farmer sees big" said
Col. "Bill." The city man sees
small. When you ask a real es-
tate man in the city if times are
good. he tells You how many SUI
burban lots he has sold in the
past month. That is seeing small.
II learned to see big on a
mountain. I was above the tim
Der line. The world was be-
meath me--the timber, for build
ing houses; beyond, grazing land,
where sheep and cattle were feed
ing; farther away, farms; and
far, far away the cities. I saw
all life from that mountain.
1T is natural instinct to herd.
Cattle live in herds, birds in
flocks, fish in schools and men in
cities. But with men the in
stinct is wrongfully directed.
Your cities are too big; they
grow too fast.
at makes me tired to hear city
men boast of the size, in popula-
ton of their cities. How are you
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
THE MONEY GETTER

He never romps the children on his knees
It's all the same to him If skies gray
To him shady oak Is just tree,
holiday is just a wasted day.
He doesn't know a thing of laughing streams,
On fishing trips he's ne'er been known to go,
He builds castle in his dreams.
But people say he gets the money. though.
He seldom spends an evening with his books.
He's never read the masters of the past;
He only knows two speeds-the slow and fast.
And by choice he always takes the last
The finer shades of manhood reach him not,
The sweeter depths of life he doesn't know;
He seems to have secret sacred spot,
But people say he gets the money though.
He cannot talk Of music of art
He never gave a rose bush care;
His life is spent forever the mart
Where only cries of commerce fill the air.
But he talk of dollars with will.
His eyes grow bright IL you but mention gold,
IT'S true he fills his money bags, but STILL
I'd rather keep my day dreams and grow old.
Detroit Free Press
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

going to inventory, by people,
the worth of a city? A man is
worth the difference between
what he produces and what he de-
stroys. III he destroys more than
he produces, he is dead weight,
q loss, a lump. To say that there
are in Seattle 100000 persons
may mean much and ID may mean
nothing.
.You have too many useless
men in the cities. The real es-
tate man is a parasite. The out
of-work is a dead loss.
mans mania for crowding
has produced two slums--one at
the bottom and one at the top.
In the bottom slums folks don't
get enough to eat. In the top
slum folks have more money than
they can spend, money they
didn't earn. l feel as sorry for
the folks in one as for the folks
in the other. / wish they could
see this world as l have seen 1t
from the top of q mountain"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
1hp9vni@oNaDe>

smoke will kill
wot am to do, oh wot am |
to do, he means
all the luther fryers snuck
away and left him alone. in his
mozzery, the single ones was
snickerin and the marrid ones
was wishin they could offer him
some cheerin words, but they
dident know none to ofiDr him
jOhny
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
A SAFE INVESTMENT

Bill Jones a Baltimore Notwithstanding
impeachment his
Harpers
familiar conversation, remarked: 81
say, to
York than did
But Bill. have made lot of money here and
want advice have sold almost everything Balt
more and have the cash in pocket want to tell
house have the What would advise
buy for a good safe investment?"
"B-b-buy m-n-m ortgage." replied
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
Observations

the state bankers and the state Christian
Tacoma this week the federation
coma ought to begin to be recognized the conon
FOUR the republican against
The convention recall judges people
eyer the party again.
THE Tacoma school spend her
vacation and the eastern school teacher
he same purpose
TEDDY RO0SEvEITS
kcGoyern brings visions Of battle
WHATEVER happens to know uftbop
presidential primary should
Teddy really think of each other. -
pardonng Pill
carefully pulling Heneys
THE FABLE OF THE ELEPHANT THE LADY
talking 10 lady.
II a o he Elephant am
The biggest the the intelligent
animal -
o. man who makes Won
brighten him to IL late
Yes replied the Lady I'VE them all
the
nhrieked
building
MORAL: There's e1ways something.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

Tacoma ladies are all excited
over the Times free tickets to
the Empress Theater. They are
searching the classified pages
and three ladies each night find
themselves to be the lucky ones.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
THERE WAS A ytEAsoN

ITS all well for preach economy said his Wife
but notice whenever
other
Wen III What suppose you
mIze for,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

most are thoS6 that never quite
reach US.
After wishing Ring" at 500
to 1 won at Latonia race track
everybody in the betting ring was
wishing wishes for another such
chance.
A longshot winner Is q sure
shot loser in the end.
Elm a seIf-made made" said
the proud individual.
"Well, you are all right, except
as to your head" commented the
listener.
"How's that?"
"The part you talk with is too
big for the part you think with. +"
'I wouldn't try to be a fool, "
exclaimed the angry party of the
argument.
''Huh! You don't have to
TRY"
1t is usually the man who
doesn't have to try who tries the
hardest to make fool of him
self.
There's more fun nominating
road supervisor at a township
mass convention than naming a
president at national conyen-
ton.
"Have you noticed how clear
the horizon ISL"
Eyes, just swept it with my
eye."
A Selling Game
With a wild look in his eyes
the man grabbed his green
satchel and rushed through the
street.
A dozen other fellows followed.
Discovered" the wild-eyed
one shouted for the eighty-third
time.
What? When? How? Who?"
gasped the pursuing mob.
"The greatest bargain In
double action, automatic, self-re-
volving collar buttons" shouted
the pursued as he stopped and
opened the green satchel.
But nine determined men
picked him up and firmly busted
the sidewalk with him.
No, Angelina, the two-thirds
rule squabble isn't a continuation
of the third term scrap.
-
Themistokleis Haralampos Pa
palkyriakopoulous applied for nat
uralization papers at Chicago re-
Gently. Theb-etc. III. Papa-etc.
has asked Chicago citizens to sug-
gest good American name with
a slight Grecian flavor to It for
him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24
MsrArYthin5

The troubles that trouble us
most are those that never quite
reach US.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

IN pardoning Oregon fraud fellows Cousin
carefully pulling out gamecock Heneys lovely feather
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

After wishing Ring" at 900
to 1 won at Latonia race track
everybody in the betting ring was
wishing wishes for another such
chance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

A longshot winner Is sure
shot loser in the end.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

No, Angelina, the two-thirds
rule squabble isn't continuation
of the third term scrap.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

."Have you noticed how clear
the horizon is?"
Eyes, just swept it with my
eye"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-24

WHATEVER happens, II is comforting to know
presidential primary should have known w
Teddy really think of each other
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1912-11-17
Game Is Won by Individual
Work of Georgetown
Players.
By BRYAN MORSE.

An analysis OF the play OF the
Georgetown Virginia game reveals
tho fact that Virginia actually out
rushed the Blue and Gray. was more
successful with the forward pass and
with tho exception Of Costello's great
seventy-two-yard run was better In run
ming back punts. The figures show that
the game Itself totally lacked the es-
sentials Of team play on the offense
and was decided by individual effeors
rather than concerted action OF the
bnckhelds.
Georgetown, on the other hand. with
a line which held at crucial times. and
Costeilo's dropkicking ability with his
we'll directed punts. was able to gain
q slight advantage. The game re-
solved itself into a battle OF Individual
effort. with Costello far and away in
the lead over Todd. the Virginia cap
tain.
When II 10 taken into consideration
that both teams were able to gain a
FIRST down by straight rushing but
twice In succession, and that but four
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1912-11-17
ST. JOHNS OBJECTS
. TO JOHNS HOPK rs
CIR. .DUATEATHLETES
Time Is Opportune to De-
mand That Older Men
Be Barred.

ANNAPOLIS. Nov. Il. - Sentiment
among the alumni Of 81. Johns as well
as the student body. is strongly In
favor Of demanding that ohns Hop
kins eliminate It's graduate students
from further athletic contests against
the local coleg 4anS. and now that 81.
Johns has landed a victory over the
varsity team, It Is likely tnat the de-
mand may be made. Although st.
Johns stands well ahead on he series
extending over twenty years. 1t mas
lost the three consecutive annual con-
tests previous to this year, and II was
felt that the demand should no; be
made following a defeat. Now that 81.
Johns has won again II Is believed that
the demand can he met with proprlety.
The position Of st Johns IL that HOP
kins should CONFORM to the rules Whlch
now govern nearly every institution OF
learning and Confne membership OF It's
team to undergraduates. 1t Is claimed
that as a general rule Hopkins brings
old players from the medical school and
other post graduate departments In or
der to defeat st. Johns The local col
leRe feels that It Is now in position to
demand restrictions
Every student and friend of st. John )
IL overjoyed on account of the victory
OF yesterday over its traditional rival
and every effort will he made to clinch
the State Champ.onship by victories
over University OF Mary land and WASH
ington College, the only remaining
games.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1912-11-17
GR0SNER'S SELLING
OF KUPPENHE|MER
SUITS AND O'COATS
SHOW STEADY GAIN
Maintaining High Standard of
Quality and Excellence
At Low Prices

The fact that Grosner has swung the
bulk Of the mems clothing business IN
Washington to his store. and the fact
that each successive season he Is sell
ing more kuppenheimcr. clothes IS
proof positive that these garments have
won h@h favor among the careful
dressers OF this city
The little label scwcd in the o'lar
of each KuppCnhclmCr suit an owe. co 4
has become an assurance of correct
style, pleasing TT and long period OF
satisfactory service. In fact, this label
Is an absolute guide to many men who
want to get good looking clothes thu
will hold their shape and araCtcr until
completely worn out. They know hat
they are getting Il maximum clothes
value when they buy a kuppenheimer
garment
80 Il ,ubt there is large number of
men in this town who have heard the
Clothes spoken Of so much Il tn y lie
under the impression that these clothes
are correspondinglv high in price. If
these men only knew that KuppCn-
hCimpr suits and OVerCOatS can be pur-
chased at Grosner's for as low az so.
there would be good manv more
pleased men added to tho long lis of
Grosner's patrons, There's more fit,
more style, more satisfaction in one
Of these suits at SIG 80 than the average
buyer Is able to get for So %.
Another thing that maxi $ the buying
II Grosner's Kuppcnheimer clothes a
safe proposition Is the fact that "a
with each and every suit and oV"rCoat
that goes out of his store. Every pur-
chaser must get sat sta tor, service
from each suit or overCOat. II the ser
Ice Is not satisfactory new suit Is
called for by the guarantee.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1912-11-17
RACES ARE CLOSE
FOR LEADERSHIP IN
BOWLING LEAGUES
Many Eyes Looking Forward
to Tournament at
Toledo.
BY KIRK c. MILLER.

The week Of November IL was a
lively one in Washington's duckpin
and tenpin leagues. many changes In
team leadership having taken place
over the previous week. Both with
the large and small pins the bowl
ers are reaching their mid-season
form and from now until the last
set Is rolled the race for lead po-
sltion will be a desperate one.
Every active bowler of the city has
his eye on the averages and standings
Of his fellow bowlers. and each is
looking forward to the trial matches,
which together with the seasons aver
Washington to the big Toledo tourna-
ment. which will be held in the very
early spring.
Among the most interesting con-
tests tests now occupying the atten-
the individual tournament which 10 in
progress at the Palace alleys. Harry
krause, proprietor OF that place has
been tenpin champion Of the District
for six or eight years. and has be-
G9me weary OF supporting the crown.
When the tournament was insugu-
rated he gave the above az his rea-
son for not entering. However, 1t
seems that the honors are to re-.
main in the family. for Lon Krause
Is one Of the leaders OF the race. and
is said to stand a healthy chance Of
pocketing his brothers title. c. Nil.
Ter and w. Miller are also contend
ers.
In the Carroll Council League tonior-
row night the Genoas and Columbias
are scheduled to meet. These teams
are first and third, respectively, in that
circuit. and a close battle Is inevitable