The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-06-15
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More Trouble Over "Jukc" Observation-Disclosures
Is trouble at the %neighbors' again. The row anne
up over the Marlboroughs and there is likely to be
a few slam parties" given in the royol circles of Eng
land as a result. The efforts Of wel-meaning friends
to bring the quarrelins couple together. have been
OF no avail, and the gap between the Amefican-horn
duchess and the English husband has been growing
wider and wider. The sympathies of Queen Alex.
have always been with the American girl in this case.
though it had to he expressed on the q. t. on account
of a hard and fast rule made by Ed. when he
was king. that divorced or separated couples be ex-
cuded from the royal circle. This put the kihosh on
Mrs. Marlhorough's society career for the royalty can't
go to her house any more nor she can't go to theirn.
Too had, too, for she has such a nice house. 1t has
always been understood that the sympathies of Queen
Mary were with the duchess. but from what the
neiEhhors say and the way 1t has been looking in that
neishhorhood lately, @. MS sympathies have taken a
flop in the other direction. and are now centered on
the heart broken arstocrat who lives in lonely bore
dom at Rlenheim. They say he is awful lonely. too.
as he can't visit with any of the neishbors because he
lost his job.
Now let us tell you where this act Of Mary in taxi
ing to the Juke has raised 30 much trouble in the
neishborhood. You see it divides the older and
Younger generations of the English royal family into
two camps. and it has been done by Win Churchill. a
cousin Of the Juke. Win and Mary got after George
and he couldn't say mo" and finally they LEI down
the bars so the Juke could have a nihhle at the beau
tiful green grass in the royal pasture again. The navy
had a blowout at weymouth-or some other mouth
and Win asked his cousin. the luke. to come and take
it In and of course the Juke went. Win got out the
yacht Enchantress and arranged for a hg feed, and
Invited George and Mary and they all partook Of "tur-
key and"-with the luke right there at the table.
Hully gee. hut YOU should have seen Queen Alex.
when she heard it. She went straight up. tor do you
know she never knew a thing about the party till she
read it i'm the papers the next morning. The neigh
hors have not got through talking about it yet. g. A.
is now going to get oven by giving a party right back
and is going to invite the duchess to il too. and it is
a safe guess that that will make things go some.
Everybody is wondering what Ed. would say II he was
there. Guess those people have AS many troubles as
we pore folks.
OH. Husl.-Our eye Just fell upon this resort-ad:
Located beside beautiful so-and So
Lake: gamv fish. plenty of boats and bait.
tackle. guides. etc. Home cooking:
abundance Of home grown vegetables:
fresh milk: butter; eggs and meat; log
cabin cottages Rates. etc"
Now. wouldn't that drive a man away from bust
mess?
There are over $4,000 patent medicines on sale in
Canada and four-ffths Of them are NOT patented.
The government does not know where to begin the
row with tho manufacturers to make them get within
the pure food act. Send for our own DR.. Wiley.
A New York hoy died from eating frankfurter and
a real mean exchange suggests that he couldn't get
the Pasteur treatment quick enough.
Every day is Friday in New York with the house
wife beating the beef trust to it by ordering fish.