Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-24

.ional magnates were here e the
Sabbath, and all agreed that now is
he time to buy the cream separator
Or the spreader, whichever
Jou desire. Jack Watson and Carl
Jefferson agreed 10 the same thing,
md for once there was absolute har.
nony among the hardest workers in
he state OF North Dakota.
Clarence Crockard and wife have
come back from Minot, where Mr..
crockard went jim-jam-jemming. They
anne back in Sam H. Clark's cherry
automobile, and made the trip in a
hurry. II is whispered that Mr.. Crock
lrd decreased the dog tax all along
he line in his trip down, but the re-
ort has reached nothing more than
/ whisper.
Jack Erode is here. That is the
loise you heard. The big noise. Jack
S. He is from Dickinson, and helped
q make that city famous. He did as
much to paint the name of the town
a box car letters across the CONT
,ent as Senator Simpson or Dakota
Dan. Mr.. Brodie is a handsome
gentleman, tractable and is the
kind you like. This week he is
aclined to be for Roosevelt for pres
dent, but the verdict OF the jury has
lot been reached. 1t is said that Mr..
,rodie,, who. by the way, sells coal
md mines it, too, votes just about as
Bob Myers wants him to. In other
ways Mr.. Brodie Is a hundre 1-tOn
brig.
Peter Schantz, the handsome hotel
a Of Mandan, dropped over this
morning to get a breath Of city air
Ind to meet with friends. Mr..
Schantz runs a good hotel, the klon-
like, but he makes the most Of his
money from a fine farm down a
flasher, where the fertilizer comes
With frequent regularity.
p. B. Wickham, the aggressive
county divisionist Of Morton county,
bound to make the Elgin rally Sat
,rday a big success. Mr.. Wickham
,as sent for Sam Clark, the champion
heavyweight word jugg!er of the
Mouse river fats and the Missouri
river bottoms, to come down and hand
hem a few with embroidery on. But
Mr.. Clark, who is always wanting his
loose supper, has just returned from
canada, where he shot and killed
hree hundred and seventy-nine and a
lalf ducks, and the rest Of the time
he is putting In o n Jim Jam Jelns SO
that 1t will be out on time. However,
there will be a good rally at Elgin
Saturday and there will be q good
issue Of jim Jam Jems next week.
General Poole starts tomorrow for
Jamestown, where he will take charge
If the political situation and iron out
Al Of it's wrinkles before election day.
General Poole Is Still a young man,
I very young man, but he has a lot
II gray hair jusD because he has
thrown himself into the breach at
li~fferent times and adjusted the pO-
'tical situation az it needed adjust
ing.
Ray Andrews, the Eeach lawyer, is
here, wearing some Of the earmarks
If a Moosevelt love feast, but Offering
he proof that there was nothing ma.
ignant in the whole affair. Mr.. An.
trews has a black eye and three brok-
en- ribs as . result Of recklessly TALL.
ing down stairs on the night that his
office and library burned at Beach.
4 it had been Sinkler he would have
'anded on his feet. But Andrews just
had 20 land on his head. 1t Is taking
Ray some time to get his library, but
he has a pretty good bunch Of law
stored up where nothing hut a ball
bat could get it away from him.
Captain Martineson Of the police
force has driven that boil away and Is
now able to take his meals sitting
down and doesn't insist upon meeting
he practical Joker face to face. 'Ev-
cry time a man has q bon he insists
that that is the worst boil that any
man ever had" said Captain MARITIME.
son. III 1t is on his nose he doesn't
dare to sneeze. II 1T Is on his knee
he wants to walk backwards. II it Is
on the back OF his meek he doesn't
dare to look surprised, but when a