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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01

The guests made merry and all the
hAilowe gaie;y predominated dur.
ing the two hours seryins. and many
viewed the parade from the veranSa.
Among the dinners given were the fol.
lowing: Mr.. Marshall. eight guests [.
Mr.. Otte. OF the Court Theater. six:
trew Hall. ten; Geo. W. Lutz. eight
Harry Gee. six. Henry Gundling. six.
Dave Morgan. ave: W. ]. Lutz. two
u. A. Mckee. four: Sen Felskin.
eight: Clark Hamilton. six: MIR. Nor.
throp. six: John J Con!n. two: Mr..
Waterhouse. two. DIR. Conner. seven +:
Walker Allen. seven: Gus Harttung.
six. Walter Cochran. ten. Baird Reed
four: j ID. Shepherd. three: W. w.
Ieldman. two: Mr.. Wolfe. eight; J.
?. Stevenson. four. Eleanor Mcclure.
Tour; Singleton PAUL. four: John
kirkland. four: Elwood Feegler. FIVE.
=. r. johnson. three. Vim. Schwert.
ieger. two. DT. Refer. two: DR.. Hen
men. four. Mr.. Wells. four: r. c. Dire
horst. four: George Phillips. eight :.
Dan =. Ebbert. four: Robert r.
browne, two: T. II. Butcher. two
Fred II. Behrens. four: Henry Russell.
IT. four; George Weaver. six. Other
dinners were given. and the affair was
the event in society on Thursday eve
ming.
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AFTERNOON TEA
AT ECHO POINT
GIVEN BY MRS. PEBBLES rArum
FOR HER SISTER MRS.
ClENDENING.
Halloween Dinner at tho meLur.
Hotel Was Well Attended-
Bridge Party on Island.

The stately chrysantheum prcdom-
mated In the decorations at the Tatum
residence at Echo Point on Thursday
afternoon when Mrs. Phcebles Tatum
was hostess TO her friends as a COM
pliment 10 her sister. Mrs. Edwin
Clendening. Of Kansas City. No. Yell
low was the dainty color scheme and
the autumn blooms In all their beauty
adorned the rooms and wero grouped
I'm a most artistic style. Tho center
table decoration was a huge mound
or the blossoms a guarded by daint-
lily shaded candles. Tall vases were
filled with the handsome blooms and
the NANTES were banked to complete
the effect. The event was one OF tho
most artistic social functions given
in Weddings Elite for some time.
The hours were from ; to and dur
ing tho hours Mrs. Alfred PAUL and
Mrs. Joseph Brady poured the tea
and chocolate. Mrs. Tatum and Mrs.
Clendeuing were assisted by Mrs. ].
X. Greer. Mrs. g. ". FriZell. Mrs. W.
, :. Brady. Mrs. edward Hazlett. Mrs.
Tatum Wore an elegant gown OF blue
charmeussc and Mrs. ClcndenInG was
attired IN n rich white embroidered
chiffon gown. The ladies who as
sisted were prettily gowned. The Of
ternoon tea was the FIRST Of "a series
OF events 10 he given for Mrs. Clend-
cning.
The following were aDorg the
guests who called during the after
noon:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01
This LDiu Stop Your
Cough In a Hurry
save y By Making This CeuEh
syrup az Hone.

This recipe makes 4 pint Of better
eough syrup than You could buy ready
made for $3.50. A few doses USUALLY
conquer the most obstinate cough
tops even whooping cough quickly. Sim.
pie Is II u, no better remedy can be had
- any price.
Mix one pint Of graduated sugar with
= pint OF warm water. and stir for =
minutes Put 2i2 ounces Of Pin.x nifty
cents WORTH IN pint bottle; then add
the sugar syrup. IL has a pleasant
taste and lasts a family a long time.
lake a teaspoonful every one. two or
three hours.
You can feel this take hold Of a cough
IN way that means business. Has a
good tonic effect, braces up the appetite.
and 1. slightly laxative. too. which is
helpful. A handy remedy for hoar~e-
ness. Group. bronchitis. asthma and al
throat and lung troubles.
he effect OF pine on the membranes
IL well known Pinex il the mos, valu-
able concentrated compound Of Norwe-
gan white pine extract. and il rich in
guaiaeOl and all the natural healing
pune elements, Other preparations will
not work in this formula.
This Pinex and Sugar Svrrp re-ire Ia |.
attained great popularity throughout ,le
nited states end Canada. II has often
been initiated. though never successfully.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction. or
money promptly refunded. rnes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex. or will
ct IL for YOU. II not, send 10 IA
Pinex Co.. IT. Wavne. Ind.
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About People
Movements o. individuals 10 and
From the City.

Miss TAYLOR. supervisor Of music IN
The ~ flairstllle schools. spent yes
terdhf visiting the local high and
public schools ~ this city
Secretary A. r. sinks. Of the As
@-ociated Charities. will leave today
i0r Charleston. 20 confer with state
officials ~ the Rcd cross Society re-
-arding tho sale ~ christmas stamps
Harry crow is exported 20 return
This morning from chicago. whore ha
has been spending "a few DAYS On
business
Attorney o. A. Nofte is spending n
Few days in Charicston on business
capt %. =. Pope. ~ Parkersburg.
nas returned after "a short visit iu
Wheeling
Julian J. Sweeney is transactinr
business in Huntington
louis u. Gruhh. BE- in Huntington
loo interests ~ the government dam.
Miss NriIir Cline. ~ Grafton. fe
visiting her sisf'r-in-iaw. Mrs A. Y.
cline. Ir
Sir and N.ra O.. % McCarty and SON
Auetiu. were recent Visitors of re-
IHfites in - CI1irst iIie.
u. A. fflrrr was Hf fn. fUcnrorhae-
.eft in Iarkorshurg yesterday.
g. IS. Thnmss was Iu Park~rsburg
"ftrrdHy REGISTERED at the Charccf-
ior.
o. ~. M.E0f wac nf The Monroe
loo Parker Uure Yesterday
frank flaraEtn wHe the guest ~
relatives iu Tarksrehurc Tuesday
rs % scott was Hf the Neweu in
rlffshurrh Yesterday.
Mrs s O. U.t1re Is ftoruinr 90
Tho Grcrotlc in Sew York
hlr tnl Mrs %. o. Marshall 1re
-.r stored of thr Hotel Astor Dol Sew
York
D. IS. Howe was business visitor
.r Marietta Tuesday
Wilson vas at fhe Wononrahcia
In littehurlh YESTERDAY
AF' -nd Ars> T-ls. HaE - .hage a.
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Tho IiailoWcen dinner given af tho
McIure Hotel on Thursdly ri.ht vas
q decided success Manager Careu
bauer arranged csnry detail fo have
or present have the best over time
Nl tho seasons dcncaciaa we're
alrtrl ON fhe menu. and ODE mdy or
cHcstr1 rendered special pr0rram
Promptly 4f DO O'Clock fno corps OF
otter. az fr. Mcclure wrre Sept bust
nrd rfwHirri .o uufil after frIduI-nf
Tho 'rur d.r.rE room woe decorated
'pfff.I. u sold Hrf black Long
rr'd 'rfawnra urre hume from fhr
o..re .u fho cnnfc. a. ucl sf ti1.r
uu t.e Sides of fIs Collins Long
rrt and gold ffrc1wsrf were sus
p.tf.d from the tI window ells.
sad liz eject was entirely pleasing
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01

The bridge tea to be given bv th.
Fort Henry Char.,s OF daughters OF
The Revolution. is attracting no little
attention aud The ladies lu Cnarge arc
making elaborate arrangements for "a
largo attendance Handsome prize.
VIII De- awarded and the committed
10 charge il- composod Of Mcsdamps
Prank LcMofnc ilupp. J. q HofIoway.
'IiuOrd S.Olea. vii NicOf -nrrfoa
Miukcmeilcr. FIRED Parks. Craw lord
Booth. Charles Tower Donald Eoor.
Misses Alice Mcliwaiuo. Nina Annie
E7te. Caroline llupp. Angelina Body.
Frances Jordan.
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Miss Mary Baucs entertained a. her
home in North Wheeling last evening
and the following were hor guests
Misses Teresa Bauer. Josephine Beth.
Lfhcl Jones. Mae Schanor. Wilma
kurnnr. Violet Floto. Vic Henry. Eliz-
abcth schaGer. Mary Habcraeld. Alma
Lydick. Mary Koru. Le'ia Graham.
Mary Strobol and Hannah fiaborhold:
Messrs Frank Link. Howard Rogers.
Hrnzil kroncnweth Howard -chaGcr.
VIII Nc-hitf. Edward Scharcr. Irwin
OLeary Edwin McCarfy. Paul Moore.
Harris LydIck. Lee Rush and Frank
Beth.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01
"wednesday Weddinn.

Miss Thressa Hell and Mr. William
GrOb were marrined al ST. AlphOnsus
church "Wednesday morning Rev
Father Severn officiating The bride
wore white silk and carried a white
iXOry prayer book The church was
well hlled with relatives and friends
OF the young people and following tho
ceremony a wedding breakfast was
served at the home OF the bride. The
bride Is well known young lady OF
a responsible position with the Spears
Avle co.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01

Miss Minnie Nichalaus entertained
the members of the r. A. l.. club on
wednesday evening at Edgwood. Tho
following were her guests: Misses
Emma Ncuhart. Beatrice Whitchouac.
Miss GdnO, Tillie Nichalaus. Evei. "a
Thomas. Ruth Holloway. Ruby Memo
laus, Mrs. Margaret Neill Messers.
Robert Powell Robert RAY. George
Neill Herbert Reilly. Harry Day. Geo.
Bowman. Gus DIETRICH.
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For the Misses StIfet

The following is a clipping from the
Pittsburgh Dispatch which will be of
interest 10 the members OF society in
Wheeling. Mrs. Demmler was for
merry Miss sue Stiiel. daughter OF
Nj. and Mrs. Louis Stifel. OF East
Wheeling:
Mrs. Frank c. Demmler. OF Maple
avenue, EdgewOod. will entertain this
afternoon at The Heath" In honor OF
Mrs. Arthur Amsler and Mrs. Ber.
tram Handloser. two recent brides OF
TINS city; Miss Marie Stifel, Miss
Laura Stifel and Miss Alberta Stifel.
of Wheeling, W. Va.
Assisting Mrs. Demmler will be
Mrs. Alton Brown. Miss Eleanor
Demm!er and Miss Anna Demmler
The colors will be yellow and white.
using ferns and chrysanthemums
Mrs. Demmler and the honor guests
are to wear yellow chrysanthemums
and the aids white ones. About TWEEN.
~ tables will be In play. Those play.
Ing bridge are 10 be in the rose room.
and the five hundred tables will be in
the library"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01
crnK AppI.s

TO .H terf r0uwou practice when r-r-
pairing apples f1r baking ~ take our fr.
core hy cutting 600 flr way through rt.
.Ienr and nle1rrr with when u...
0rsnIrre are fIIrd viii more ar leo. .r
.f Grain nlf 90 f.c bottom and bake .r
Pro- f"n DISH Wien rho r~atv The iaff.-
way d. I"f tn fut quite through tho
n.. SOM emf ~ f.a rpule Tho rur4r
"iii f.fr rfrmsHfc ffa frrIf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01
DeIiahtfuI Surprise.

Mr.. Wood Salter. OF near Dallas,
was rendered a very delightful sur
prise Saturday evening IN honor OF
his iitty-fourth birthday. lie received
many useful presents and everyone in
attendance enjoyed the evening i'm
mensely. At "a seasonable hour re-
Treatments were served. Euchre was
the main diversion OF the eveninE.
Those present were:
Messrs and Mesdames Chas. Strick-
lin, jim Harsh. Albert Richey, Sam
Holmes, Dorsey Sricklin. robert
White. Oliver Moss, Dolph Fisher, Earl
Johnson, Jeff lIillick, WilI Nichols and
Mir. and Ms Bane.
Messrs. Blaine Fisher. Earl Patter-
son, Brint Ollie. Paul buchanan and
Ralph buchanan
Misses Sylvia Buchanan. Florence
Rhoads. Mary TONNES. Carrie Salter.
Halle Nichols. Doilie Saltsr. and Nora
Harsh.
Those from a distance were Ebb
Salter. wife and son Raymond. OF Fair
mont; Mrs. Edna Ryan, OF Mounds
vile; NJ. and Mrs. Kheinie Christ. or
Wheeling.
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turned home after a visit with the la.
teTs sister. Mrs. Grant Rees. OF Cam
ernn.
Mrs. Herman q. johnson. 81 Elkins.
- IN the city attending the funeral 81
nor brother. Edward ~ Harness. who
died suddenly Of heart failure.
John Bennett and H. " Reppettg
wcre registered A. thu Gassaway In
Elkins Yesterday
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Returned From Tour.

Mr.. and Mrs. Kenneth Page. nee
Lillian Frohme. have returned from
their wedding tour OF the East. where
they visited New York. Bui'alo, Allan
nc city and other places o! interest.
Mr. and Mrs. PAGE are az home in tho
SingafOOse apartments at MOundsville
and attended the Halloween celebra-
ton here Thursday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01

Tho Nomuns club will meet AZ tho
s. ~ u. Vs. rooms this afternoon 90 g
o'clock and a1 fhr departments Will
Do present AZ members are request
cd f0 attend Those who are not
member may attend by paving ~
GEMS Mrs Relic 1r'ckcr president
OF fro IluusrW ives 90 operative a..
ISOLATION cf Fiff-hurc wiil give Hn
''I'f'.. ing aud instructive talk. The
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01

Fair sunraRette And now. liz snv-
one who hse heard my speech wishes
Co ask question. I shall he happv 10
answer
Masculine voice from rear ~ hahn
-lf sou haven't any other rouuapv
nay ses y0u home this syening7-
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Names Omitted.

The names OF Mr.. and Mrs Max
trone were omitted from the list az
those ~ the fancy dress ball al the
Mercantile club on Wednesday even.
INK. They were masked a. Yama
lama Girls and were among tho most
Interesting OF the evening.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01
osontz Association Luncheon.

quite an elaborate social function
Will take place in Pittsburgh on No
vember o. when the Ogontz Associa-
ton will give It's annual luncheon at
the Pittsburgh Athletic Association.
Miss Mary Virginia Sands, of this
city. is a member OF the association.
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Graham-Rodlrv-

The wedding OF Miss Angelina Bod.
ley and Mr.. +. a. Graham will take
place on Saturday nj the home of
the bride on Sixteenth street. The
groom-to-be is well known and asso-
GATED with his father IN the insur.
ance business. The bride.to-be is an
estlmable young lady.
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Costume Party A ornb.u-

Miss Ethel NestOr and Miss Ethel
Frazier entertained with a thnatre
party mt the Orphcum on Thursday
evening and the thirty-siX GUESTS We're
IN comic costume and were almost as
amusing as the comedians. They cid
various capers which seemed Il part
OF the show.
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Miss Marie Driehorsf entertained on
thursday evening with n Halloween
party. The diversion WA dancing and
various games were euiOved. Refres b.
ments we're served and the following
we're among the guests:
Misses Viola Whiteman. Johanna
Wordacik. Martha stole. bella Obsr.
~, Messrs Earl Danelson. ENWin
Oberly. Victor Templin. Dave Rick.
Miss Emma Wordacik. Wade Morning.
--t,ar. Frank otfermollen. Miss Regina
liOOey. ElWOOd Danclson. Geo land.
crOne. Miss Catherine smith. carl
Miller. Henry Miller. Miss Elizabeth
WOrdOcih. Miss Hannah PhiIips.
thas Schcrwiuski. Robert stole El.
ner Grub. Della. Edward ~ Marie
Irlch0rst Philip MOnahan. Geo Nil
ler. Miss lIllda Mhifeman Miss..,
Jennie. Lucy. Frances and Mary Ku.
ycnski. Miss Anna Wurske. Mrs.
Worske and Mrs. Drichorst.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01
Industrial sev,ino Club

Tuesday afternoon and evening The
Industrial Sewing club was cnfar.
talnod by SlrS. =. 8. Rose OF Narwood.
az me BrcOkside Inn. Fancy wori, wa ,
the chief diversion OF tho afternoon
aud at o'clock "A delicious chicken
supper was served with covers for
The following Mesdames Il. ). Fair.
II. = jennings. "a. W Fair. Olivia
i.atsford. Thurman KaylOr. Victor
Key nolds, &. G.. McMecheu. 4. J Jen.
Geo. g. McKown and J = Nose A.
q business meeting held in the evening
u was decided TO call the club the In.
dustTial Danes" Mrs. J. :. Rose was
elected president and Mrs g.. G. Nc
Mechen secretary for the coming yea.
Mrs. loose proved a jolly hostes, and
every one had a jolly good time. The
next meeting viii be with Mrs. Ceorgo
q. Mckown at her home in Woodlawn
the third Friday of November
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Father Ethel asa Z not 500 tb4t
young man put tfs arm around YOU u.
D. said Foud-bv last evenings.
tfhrl.Nna. father. but Won gorsf
hrlieF" in nheplutslr universal dIaar-
uHmout do sou g.. Judge
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-11-01

meeting Is under the auspices OF the
iiohe Economics department and
large attendance is expected.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
The Wronu One.

Jones was just putting on his over
coat when he casually remarked to
Mrs, Jones that he would be working
overtime that night, says the Chicago
Journal.
Don't wait for me, dear" he re-
marked. Il may be rather later than
usual But, there, it cannot be helped"
At breakfast next morning he was
stonily silent and the stiffness OF the
room was not even broken by the tick
tick of the clock on the mantelpiece.
Mary, DEAR" remarked Jones pres
emily, there is something the matter
with the clock. wound it up last
night, too
"Oh, no, you didn't" said Mrs
Jones, icily. What you did wind VI
was Teddy's Nusical box, and wher
you came to bed at 8 o'clock this
morning it was playing Home, Swee
Home"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
Men More
Often to Blame
Than Women
Cause
Nv ANNA C. FALL. Attorney. Boston

ITRTNG . general practice of II years my fortune
10 oficiate in goody number of divorce cases suppose
would be foregone conclusion that should men are more
N responsible Of divorce. since, with perhaps
three executions INV divorce clients been But will re-
of my and allow the reader to draw MS o"
conclusions
As the years have passed after has enlisted my sym
paes filled with growing Indignation at seeing young
men marry young girls very shortly begin treat them with such
gross cruelty that death the only alternative 1t would
almost seem had deliberately entered into the marriage
that they might have victim of their own at hand 10
pepeuate their cruete victim tied last 10 e ny the JANUS
Of the aw-"for better worse.
have in mind gentle, sweetaced girl for whom had the
pleasure of obtaining divorce from such monster alter her marriage
years duration And yet in outward seeming the nus
rather noensye looking man. Some months e
meeting the gray haired Judge had granted the divorce he stopped
young lady, remarng 81 don't think IN all
cases tried before remember to have heard
Of such cruelty to a wife
believe that Young men of into the marriage
relation far more lightly than young With the accessories OF
and ordinary youth may pass as an
manly in the of unophstaed young
girl particularly While her their marriage may mean
of home and happiness to him often means
only new experience bring end at will when ne
grows tired of it.
Among young people of slight education have found the above
The wconsed marriages OF the educated ana
refined young men and result in fewer divorces
When the great number OF husbands who have
gone away morning and have forgotten back to Their
families the of time have obtained divorce
ground deseron inclined to that men are more re-
sponsbe for the increase Of divorce than women
passing before in the moving picture OF memory
long wives who night after night year IN ant
year out compelled look the besotted foubreahn
before Them and reflect that they called IL nus
band when whose faces bear the impress
terror npd by husbands drink turned ends pursuing thel
wives and children with ax feel inclined that
are more responsible the increase of divorce than women But then
as said j. in the beginning may ~ls..~o c. Fa<e
be biased in my views M |S
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
Why BACHELOR DIDN'T MARRY
One Incident In His Life Had Made
Deep and Lasting Impression
Remains Single.

Il will tell you why | don't marry,
said a confirmed bachelor. 1T is be
cause of one incident in my life which
has made deep and lasting impress
sion on me"
His lady hearers were all attention,
seeming romance.
Il once went to sale Never mind
what | went for or whom | went for.
I went OF course. there was a tre-
mendous crush, and one had to push
to get to counter and shout like fury
to attract attention Well. acct
dentally stepped on lady's skirt and
nearly tripped her up. She turned
quickly, and the scowl on her face
would have made a more timid mar
bolt She was evidently about to ad
dress some fierce remark to me; ther
a change suddenly came over he
| face.
"Oh, beg your pardon she said
sweetly: Il thought you we're my hus
bandn"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
TOTS IDEA OF REFINEMENT
Children of Parents Who Had JUST
Moved Into Neighborhood Were
Owners Of Automobiles.

Little Virginia, seven years old. re-
Gently started TO private school and
is hearing many things about culture
and refinement. Her mother is very
careful about the children with whom
Virginia plays and wishes to know all
about them before intimacy is permit
ted. The other day Virginia had been
playing with some children.
what children?" asked mother
She was told about some new chill
lren that has just moved into the
neighborhood
But" said mother, you know
have told you not to play with emil
dren unless know them and say 1t Is
all right. don't know anything about
these children"
But, mother, they are perfectly cui
tured and refined"
How do you know they are cul
tured and refined?" asked the mother
amused
We'll, they have two automobiles II
that family" replied the small one
with decision.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
The Penalty of PoIiteness.

When James j. Hill is in the humor
he will tell you of particularly po-
lite brakeman in the west, who never
tired of answering the innumerable
questions put to him concerning the
scenic features along his line. Usual
ly the brakeman formed part OF
crew that comprised a conductor who
was something of a crouch.
On one occasion when the polite
brakeman had been for some time ex-
patiating upon the beauties OF nature
as seen from the car window, pas
senger whispered to the conductor:
Can you tell me how the brakeman
lost his forefnger? He seems TO be
nice fellow
Sure, he's a nice fellow assented
the grouchy conductor. what's the
trouble. Why, that fellow is so obllg
ing that he's worn his finger off point
ing out the scenery along the line. -
Judge
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
Young Diplomat.

Teddy, aged 1, often called on his
nearest neighbor, Mrs. Brown, who
petted him good deal and usually
gave him couple of her nice cookies,
and if she happened to forget to pass
them out he sometimes reminded her
of it.
His father learned Of this and
chided him for begging, and told him
he must not do so any more. A day
or two later Teddy came home with
cookie crumbs in evidence.
"Have you been begging cookies
fromi Mrs. Brown again." asked his
father, sternly.
mol" said Teddy. Il didn't bes
for any. just said this house smell!
as if it was full of cookies, but what
that to me- National Monthly.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
SURELY NOT THE REAL THING.
The Lad Had Evidently Caught the
Genuine New York Spirit.

From a city apartment little JACK
was going for the first time to spend
Christmas at his grandfather's farm.
As he ran up the steps OF the old
house his grandmother caught him up
in her arms and put him down rosy
and laughing, before the great log hre
in the living room.
Isn't that fine, Jackie. boy?' she
said. You don't have big log fires
like that in New York, do you
The boy looked with wide-eyed de-
light at the huge logs as they olazed
and cracked in the generous old nre'
place. but he was stanchly loyal TO
his six rooms and bath.
Its nice, grandma, but it's only an
imitation gas log, isn't it? We have
real ones in my house. 2-Iippincott S
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-05
His Claim to Fame.

The crowd stood around in re-
spectful silence, says the Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Whats going on?" inquired
rude stranger from the rufianly
west.
Hush said the New Yorker.
Not so loud. There's a 100000
baby asleep in that house."
The rude stranger stared at the
alatial home. Then he stared at the
'owd.
After which he let out yell that
must have shaken Liberty on heI
down the bay pedestal.
! Up came big policeman.
who are you?" he demanded
Me-" cried the ruffian. why
I'm tn fellow that woke up the 50,
100000 baby!"
And taking the policeman's arm
he gayly strobe away.