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Evening journal., 1912-02-08

AT least the tailor who tried to
demonstrate the innovation in avia-
ton suits from the Eiffel tower must
be accorded admiration for his cour-
age in trying it first himself. To our
knowledge, it is the first instance that
tailor has had the temerity to wear
a novelty of his own creation.
If the sartorial architects were
first compelled to exhibit their tri-
jumps on their own frames, we are
of the opinion that there would not
be that display Of bc-buttoned, slant
pocketed peg-topped masculinity which
now provides exercises for the risi-
bilities Of the philosophical observer.
Not-heml-that we pose as phil
osopher, at all. Bless us, mol But
this space has got to be filed some
how.
Speaking Of nothing In particular
recently, we said that we had not as
yet been proposed to. We most in
dignantly deny that we are fishing
but just in case any of the ioyforevers
in our radius should, in some unex-
plainable way, get the impression that
we are willing to be proposed TO- we
desire to enunciate one restriction:
We shall most positively retire to the
cellar upon the advent of any suf-
fragist or suffragists. We free and
frankly confess that we like to be
boss.
We have learned wisdom from the
following sad case;
There was young maxwell, call
him young
Said rather than marry, he'd sooner be
hung
But a suffraeette noted him,
Quickly out-voted him.
He's now nority-Suungi
The regular tri-monthly liberation
Of Mexico from tyranny seems about
due to take place
At last we have something on our
esteemed but contemporary,
the New York Maill In the issue of
February 3. they've got what we take
to be joke, they have. The caption
is Around The World Here's the
rest:
Cyclist Can you tell me how far
am from Birmingham?
Native: About 5000 miles.
Cyclist: Ridiculousl
Native: / mean If you keep on the
way you are going. If you turn
around aud so back, it's only about a
mile.
We imagine the man who concocted
that must have had geography In
his childhood days which had large
shall we say. hunks-torn out of it
II we had the value of the, free
advertising which the company man.
ufacturing dictagraphs has received
in the last three months we would
build us "a little shack of three hun.
dred rooms and commence buying
motor cars.
Mr. McDevitt again. This time he
says he will trade his nomination fol
Representative for the means to live
like millionaire for month anc
transportation to the coast Why stoI
there Mr.. McDevitt?
Perlins-(by the bye. Perkins Il
our perfectly irresponsible friend
the secret is OUT well Perkins says
he has cat for which he would no
take eight million dollars. Gauss
why? asks Perkins. "Cause nobod!
will give it," See what we have t.
put up with.
n. S. won Innes.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

The Sound Sleep of Good Health
Is not for those suffering from kidney
ailments and Irregularities. The
prompt use of Foley Kidney Pills will
dispel backache and rheumatism, heal
and strengthen sore, weak and ailing
kidneys. restore normal action, and
with it health and strength Mrs. M. h.
SALISBURY, Sterling. Ill, says: Il suf-
fered great pain in my back and kid
nays. could not sleep at night, and
could not raise my hands over my
head. But two bottles of Foley Kidney
Pills cured me-"
n. B. Danforth, Market and I'd SITS,
Wilmington, Del.-Adv.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

Foley Kidney Pills will cure any
case of kidney or bladder trouble not
beyond the reach of medicine. No medi-
cine can do more.
n B. Danforth, Market and I'd SITS,
Wilmington, Del.-Adv.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

Most, everybody will find something
of interest in the Wants. It's a good
plan to keep in close touch with them
and call upon them in supplying the
things that are most essential in busi-
ness and the home-Adv.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

If all taxes we're raised through an income tax
II is safe TO say that governments would spend for
war and other purposes not nearly so much as they
do at present
Evening journal., 1912-02-08
EDITORIAL OPINION

daughter happy and solve some of ths
social evils that now give many
community much to worry over.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08
DOCTORS
GAVE Her UP
Mrs. Stuart Finally Saved By
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound-Her
Story Interesting.

Elmo, Mo. .-"I think your Vegetable
Compound is wonderful for it has helped
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

bill. has been introduced into the New Jersey
Legislature providing for juvenile court in sec
ond class counties, the establishing Of detention
homes and the appointment of guardians for delin-
ouent children The bill, if enacted into law, would
cost Mercer county in which Trenton is located
$4,000 a year. The measure provides for the ap-
pointment of a Judge at a salary of $4,000 a year
and the Judge would name probation officers. There
is objection in Trenton TO the proposed law chiefly
because Of the expense. The office OF judge would
be a fine plum at a salary OF $4,000 year out
nerhans Trenton could follow the Wilmington
plan-get a Judge who will serve without pay.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

true. And they did more: They made this realm
of fancy our very own, and God bless us, every
one, for the JOY of knowing it.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

II is said that the tariff will be the issue during
the next campaign a rather dull and dry suoJeot
with which to arouse the enthusiasm of the voters
How can the interest in the tariff be expected to
eompete with the interest in baseball
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

Tomorrow Mr.. Edwards will tell OF
"a Romance of the Law"
Evening journal., 1912-02-08
GUNPsWDER AND KID

AT least the tailor who tried TO
demonstrate the innovation in avia-
ton suits from the Eiffel tower must
be accorded admiration for his cour-
age in trying it first himself To our
knowledge, it is the first instance that
a tailor has had the temerity to wear
a novelty of his own creation.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

Perkns-(by the bye. Perkins is
our perfectly irresponsible friend
the secret is OUT well, Perkins says
he has a cat for which he would not
take eight million dollars. Cause
why? asks Perkins. "Cause nobody
will give it," See what we have to
put up with.
r. S. won lnnes.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

Mr. McDevitt again. This time he
says he will trade his nomination for
Representative for the means to live
like millionaire for month and
transportation to the coast Why stop
there, MI McDevitt?
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

If the sartorial architects were
first compelled to exhibit their tri-
jumps on their own frames, we are
of the opinion that there would not
be that display Of be-buttoned, slant
pocketed peg-topped masculinity which
now provides exercises for the risi-
bilities OF the philosophical observer.
Evening journal., 1912-02-08

Not-heml-that we pose as phil
osopher, at all. Bless us, mol But
this space has got to be filed some
how.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
INDORSE COTTON
 TARIFF REDUCTION
Cotton Manufacturers Are Warned to Consider the
 Child Labor Problem

washington. April 1.-The American Cotton Manufacturers association today went on record in favor of reduction of all these schedules shown by the cot ton tariff board to be excessive. The tariff board was ndorsed in minor part The proposal to prohibit trading in cot ion futures was condemned as an in fury to the cotton business. An appeal was made to the New York Cotton ex- change directors for more frequent re- visions of its contract prices to do better Justice to the southern cotton interests
 Resolutions presented by J. D. Hammett of Anderson, s. C., and report on cot ton exchanges, made by Louis w. Parker of Greenvlle, 8. C., called specific atten- ton to the contract prices of the New York Cotton exchange, which it was claimed were often much less than the value of the cotton.
 The convention adopted resolutions ask ing the New York exchange to revise the differences between contract and spot cot ton every three months instead of twice per year as at present.
 Senators and representatives from states were dsIttdDlt iO LIE SNi~ gestions offered. Following are the of flcers elected: President, w. Az Erwin, West Durham, N. C.; vice president, Stu art w Kramer, Charlotte, N C.; secre- fary, C. B. Bryant, Charlotte, N. C., re- elected.
 The convention adjourned without se- iecting meeting place for next year but invitations were received from New Orleans and Memphis, Tenn.
 feature of the convention was a re- port by W. J. Thackston of Greenville, s. C., upon "Eugenics." MT. Thackston declared the cotton mill owners of the country ultimately would have to give careful consideration to the reports that children are treated as goods and chattels in the manufacturing plants of the world.
 Tn this country the employment of child labor has been for the past few years the most constant source of both benevolent and malevolent attack upon the cotton manufacturers" said mr Thackston. Tt has furnished even this great government a chance to exploit the shortcomings of few"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
RETURNED BECAUSE
 SHE WAS HOMESICK

Hempstead L. l., April d.-Floretta whaley Cooke, who eloped from Hemp stead six years ago, when 16 years old with the Rev. Jere K. Cooke. rector of St. Georges Episcopal church, of which August Belmont Is senior war den, returned to the home of her grand mother here yesterday with the state ment that she was homesick for old friends and relatives. Cooke did not accompany her, and she stayed but d short while, then returning to New York, where she joined the excommuni- cated clergyman.
 The former minister and the girl, who renounced her family for his sake, live in San Francisco.
 Whom Cooke and the girl left Hemp stead he deserted his wife, who was a member of a prominent and well-to do family in Hartford, Conn. The elope- ment caused sensation. The former Miss Whaley will soon inherit more than s25.000 from her fathers estate, and upon the death of her grand mother Mrs. Kaziah Whaley of this place, she will receive about s50.OO0 more Cooke has gone into the decor ating business in San. Francisco and prospered a
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
|NVEST|GAT|ONOF
 CHARITY SEEKERS
This Will Be Topic at Next Luncheon of Chamber
 of Commerce

Arrangements have been made for the next luncheon of the advisory council of the Chamber of Commerce next Wednes- day noon at the Gold Lion tea room in the Brown Marx building.
 It was announced yesterday that the topic for discussion at the luncheon would be Necessity for an Investigating Sub scription Committee" or a committee to investigate enterprises seeking charitable aid This would extend to all sorts of subscriptions for public purposes. The speakers at the luncheon will be J. D. Moore and w. M. McGrath and they will thoroughly analyze the question Of the establishment of such committee.
 The luncheon next Wednesday will be the second one of the series arranged by President Sibley. The enthusiasm in these meetings Is intense and a large crowd is always expected at the luncheons.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
VERM|LYA DEFENSE
 WILL BE SUICIDE

Chicago, April 1.-The defense of Mrs. Louise Vermilya, on trial for the alleged murder of Richard T. Smith, is that he committed suicide.
 This developed today for the first time when Russell F. Thompson testified that Smith threatened two months before his death to commit suicide. Thompson ex- hibited a bottle containing chloral, which, he testified he took from Smith.
 Thompson's statement was unexpected by the prosecution. It was admitted af- ter vigorous protest by Assistant State Attorney Burnham.
 The witness also asserted Smith was taking medicine at the time he threatened to end his life. The testimony is re- garded by the defense as valuable. The prosecution has contended smith was taken ill suddenly while rooming at Mrs. Vermiya's home.
 i've something here which will end it al," Thompson quoted Smith as say ing when he exhibited the chloral
 Mrs. Vermilya was the only other wit ness examined today. She denied tho ownership of the pepper box which the state contends she used as a poison recep- tacle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
POWER OFFICIALS
 COMPLIMENT LADY
Wealthy Promoters of Dam Across the Tallapoosa Present TrOwel to
 Mrs. Miller of Dadeville

Dadeville, April -(Special.)-That there is sentiment in business, even among officials in corporations of the magnitude of the Gulf Power company, now engaged in development of the power of the Tallapoosa river, is proven by the receipt of a remembrance from the of- ficials of that company by citizen here, Mrs. A. c. Miller, who has assisted them in various ways locally, mainly in ob- taining the necessary property rights.
 The article in question is a mason's trowel of the usual size, but made of solid silver, beautifully engraved, with ivory handle, with the following inscrip ton on the blade: Presented to Mrs. A. c. Miller, Dadeville. Ala, by MT. James Mitchell of London. England MT. Paul T. Brady of New York and MT. Henry Horne of Macon, Ga, as a recog- hilton of the service she has rendered in development of the water powers of Ala bama in connection with their efforts.
 Mrs. Miller has been invited to use the trowel in laying the first stone in the big dam to be constructed at Cherokee Bluff.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
WILL CANVASS FULL RETURNS
 FROM THE PRIMARY TODAY

The Jefferson county democratic ex- ecutive committee will meet at noon today and canvass the returns of the election Monday
 At the present time, while several of the races are exceptionally close, it is not considered probable that any contests will be filed.
 Should it be developed, however, that 400 more votes were east in either of the races than in others, 1t is antici- pated that something in the nature or an official inquiry will be requested.
 Unless surprises are sprung at noon today the following will be announced the nominees:
 For judge of the criminal court, Will liam E. Fort.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
FRENCH EDITOR IS
 AWARDED DAMAGES

New Orleans. April 4.--J. G. DeBaron- celli, editor of The Wasp, was today awarded damages in the sum of s10o by a jury in the United States district court against the estate of Armand Capdeville, editor of The Bee, The editors of these two French publications, after bitter controversy through their editorial col umns in which stinging French epithets were freely used, came to blows on the streets here several months ago, and MT. Capdevile stirred the French colony by issuing a challenge to a duel to his con- temporary. Mr. Baroncelh declined the challenge, but brought suit instead for S20.00l damages.
 After the filing of the suit MT Capde vile died, and the damages granted by the jury were awarded to the editors es- tate.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
L0veHidTl JOsephJ Loeb L0seHidfl JoSeph51 510eb ; 1roueman, Joseph * roeb
 Shade-MakerS

Shade making is not a new industry in this store but making shades on the present large scale distinguishes this store as the most exten- sive shade makers in the South.
 Our stocks have grown to an enormous size and are replete with all colors of Opaques, Hol- lands, etc. We have the exclusive Birmingham agency for "Brenlns Opaque" Shades which are warranted to wear satisfactorily, not to crack or break.
 Our shades are made in sun lighted work rooms and by men who know how.
 We are prepared to make estimates on your shade work and submit our low prices for your consideration. (3rd FlOOr)
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
THE PORTO RICAN DELEGATES
 PROTEST AGAINST FREE SUGAR

Washington, April 4.-Headed by Sec retary of War stimson,. who acted as their spokesman, members of the commits sion appointed by the Porto Riean gov ernment to appear before the Senate france committee to protest against the Houseffree sugar bill were heard by the committee today.
 Stimson testified to the growth of the sugar industry in Porto Rico since Amer ican sovereignty was initiated. He de- clared that the free sugar bill would deal Porto Rico harmful and unjust blow, and pointed out that the industry had thrived through American protection.
 Secretary Stimson told the committee that the free sugar bill would cripple the important coffee industry of the island because 1t could no longer find a market in Cuba.
 Carlos Mccormick and Antonio Alvaide,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05

For judge of the city court, John H. Miller.
 For associate judge of the criminal court, Samuel E. Greene.
 For clerk of the criminal court, ". B. Copeland.
 For tax collector, P. B. Bowers.
 For treasurer, Cleon B. Rogers.
 For coroner, C. L. Spain.
 For members of the board of revenue. Hugh McGeever, R. F. Lovelady, ". J. Cameron. Lawrence Pennington and R. R. Bvens.
 The vote, it is indicated, will be an- nounced at some figure between 13.oo0 and 14,000.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
 MONTGOMERY WANTS BIG DELEGATION

Montgomery, April 4.-(Special.)- The Business Mems league is making q strong effort to have large dele sation of representative business men of the city attend the Southern Com mercial Congress, which meets in Nash vile, Tenn, April S,9 and 1o Alto gether about 60 delegates have been appointed bysrommissioner W. A. Gun ter, Jr and Gov. Emmet ONeal. Those whose have signified their intention of attending the congress are: President E. J. Meyer of the Business Mons leag que. President W, A. Gunter, Jr. of the city commission, Commissioner E. B. Joseph, Bernard Frank, John F. oConnor and J. (. Hass.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05

 representing the Sugar Producers associa- ton of Porto Rico, followed Secretary Stmson.
 MT Mccormick Said the passage of the sugar bill would throw the island into state of pauperism and mean return to the life of misery that existed during the Spanish regime.
 Even when the free sugar bill passed the House." he said, there was a silent panic in the banks of Porto Rico. We are part and parcel of the United States and entitled to American protection
 The witnesses denied that free sugar would mean saving of cents pound to the consumer. They declared that Rus sia now had stored away 100000 tons of sugar and was waiting for the ports of the United States to be opened to dump il upon the American market. They de- clared that would benefit the Sugar trust instead of the consumer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
CHAMBER MEMBERS WILL
 ATTEND THE OPENING GAME

through the Birmingham people will land the prize this year.
 The excursion will start from the Chamber of Commerce building as usual and a number of cars will be ready to transport the crowd to the park. The organization will be known as the Chamber of Commerce Rooting Club" and the intention is to display large amount of good old-time enthusiasm that will cinch the opening game for the Barons.
 A special section has been reserved at the ball park for the members going on the excursion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
KENTUCKY RATE
 CASE COMES UP

Washington, April 1.-The supreme court of the United States today took the Kentucky rate case under advisement after long arguments.
 The case involves the validity of rates on distillery supplies from Ohio river points to 16 inland cities. Incidental ly the validity of the McChord act giv- ing to the state railroad commission the power to fix rates, was attacked as un- constitutional.
 The validity of the West Virginia cent passenger law will be argued Mon day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
New Republic

Calcutta, April 4.-Dispatches from Gyangze, Thibet, say the Chinese have established a representative council at Lhasa, the capital of Thibet, and pro- claimed republic. The officials havs cut off their queues and some of them are wearing silk hats and frock coats. The Thibetans oppose the change and are threatening to exterminate the Chinese. Fighting has occurred near Shigates 1S0 miles from Lhasa.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
Resume Practice

Washington. April 4.-Battle practice of the Atlantic fleet will be resumed on Friday when it is expected all the target rafts carried off by the heavy gale will have been recovered.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05

As diversion to the regular Cham Der of Commerce excursions, the com mittee in charge has completed ar engagements for trip to Redwood park for next Thursday afternoon and large representation of members has signified their intention of making the trip.
 The officials of the Southern league offer a trophy for the city having the largest crowd at the opening game of the baseball season and if the plans of the Chamber of Commerce go
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05

lectual, Aesthetic, Emotional and Cul- tural Aims in the Grammar Schools" Mrs Maude E. Truitt, supervisor of music, Mobile city and county schools.
 Election of officers for the ensuing vaar
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05

from the next election? If they knew that their tenure of office depended upon efficient service to be determined by a competent board with the record fully before it? Every county should be guaranteed the services of as competent q man as these counties now possess This cannot be done under our present system for an inefficient man elected at the polls must serve four years. but if elected by the county board could be removed as soon as his inefficiency be- came apparent
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05
v5f1t'eg fsacser, FREE
Beginning Today

To the first hundred of all visiting teachers, pre- sentaton ordinary of identification, will give dur ing the few days free ticket to the Bng gham Avia tion meeting April 5 April 20 and also all bona de teachers sample box of candies xy grade advertise our candy department.
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-05

>Ouuty
 There are now among the county su- perintendents some of our most enthu- siastc and effective school workers -men who are accomplishing things in their counties. meh who are really leading the educational forces under them and inspiring them with their ideals and purposes; men who are i'm proving their teachers through compul- sorry reading courses, consolidating schools, stimulating communities to erect better schoolhous-s. unifying the school work of their counties through an enforced course of study and the grading of the schools.
 These men are accomplishing these thing in spite of our system not through ii. What would they accomplish if they were free to withdraw their attention
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-02-16
What the Copy Boy Wrote.

Representative Dan Anthony. of
Kansas, publisher of the Leavenworth
Times, once had an office boy who
yearned to know how to use type
wTiter-which accomplishment, the
boy figured, would make him a regular
reporter.
Anthony turned an cid broken-down
machine over to him, says the Wash
lngton Herald, and babe him learn TO
run it.
'What'l write?" the boy asked.
Ca, just take some sentence, any
sentence at ALL" Anthony told him.
and see how long it will take you to
fill page with it."
The boy set to work. An hour or
two later Anthony CHANGED to notice
the page on which the lad had been
working. From top to bottom of the
sheet and from margin to margin, the
boy had written One sentence over and
over again until there was scarcely a
white spot visible on the paper The
sentence the boy had selected to prac-
tice with was; who the invent
ed SchoOl?'