Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-03
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Copyright. 1911. by North American Press
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WHY SUFFER FROM HEAT?

W. = ~ 'iNttiS Noyo wv lNplA IL.
For instance:
90 for q long cruise on the ocean i'm
Il steam yacht. Travel up around Lab
rador and Iceland.
Lie in a hammock all day beneath
a spreading apple tree with a tall
pitcher OF lemonade by your side.
Have large electric fans in every
room i'm the house and stand beneath
q cold shower seven or eight hours II
day.
Spend he summer in the extreme
northern part of Canada. where the
only difference between summer and
winter Is that the seighing is poor on
the main streets in the summer.
DO not do my sort of work, but just
lie around in a cool. breezy spot In
your silk pajamas.
Take an automobile trip to Alaska.
1t is generally nice and cool up in that
nc%ighboriood.
Have ii bungalow down by the sea
where cool breeHcs sweep the front
porch. When you get tired of sitting
on the porch. take IL dip in the sea or
cruise down the coast in Il yacht.
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FROM THE HICK EYvILL
CLARION.
Mr.. Jed Frink has inauguratcd an ice
cream parlor i'm connection with his
ho.scshocing and blacksmith shop and
IL now prepared TO serve the frozen
dainty at Nny hour of the night. Mr..
Frink also writes calling cards and has
the agency in this township for a sure
cure for blind %staggers. Mr.. Fink. who
Is also "a Justice. performs wedding
ceremonies.
Mrs. Hank Purdy is saving her but
ter and the money to go to Reno, New.
kIihu Bibbins. II gentlctnanly and
versatile jeWelcr, took Il dollar watch
apart for MIR. Hold Peters one day last
week and has a quart measure full of
works that he has bcen unable to
get back in the case. Elihu says he
doesn't perceive how they can make
q watch like that for II dollar when it
Is worth SIX to take it apart and fix 1t
and try tD put 1t together again.
MT. Elmer Jones who left this viii
'ase last Friday never to return with
out a fortune. has his feet under his
dather's table again. When he tried
10 sell the patent rights for his per-
pctual motion machine upon which he
had been working all winter they dis
covered that 1t had to be wound up
with a key.
There IL u pustal card at the pustof-
flee for unicle Ezra Harkins which ar
rived three week ago inviting him to
his Cousins funeral out in Newbraskey
It 10 not thought now that he can get
there In time. even il he calls for the
pustal card, which at the Present seems
rather doubtful. as he is in Jail over at
the county jail for interfering with a
religious meeting by going to sleep ana
Ihisn9 out,n the gallery at the Hard
Hneil cnOfch g month ago and smash
ing three hats Tor prominent ladies in
our midst.
Mr.. Am. Hiliikcr has inyented ,
morse collar that the horse puts on and
sakes OFT himself without the aid of
human hands. There ia a place to
hook q necktie on in front and Anne
thinks they ought to go like hot cakes.
THE POLICE COURT OFF THE
FUTURE.
Judge Jerusha Brown presided witt,
her usuaI dignity and several cases
were heard at the morning session.
Sarah Ann Jones appeared before
the court charged with beating her
husband. a poor little gentleman who
nppeared as the complaining witness.
that her husband persisted in staying
y every afternoon to attend his lit
clubs and bridge parties and
never home to get supper. He al
70 :. refused to wash the dishes regularly.
Tne defendant was DISCHARGED " the
court. NAe
Mr.. Percival v. Smith. a charming
young gentleman clad in the latest at
tire n q new spring hat, and much
by all Of the Feminine At.
of the court. appeared charsad
WIN shopltfting. When searched nv
the mar attendant at the Jail. several
!aINs OF luabl lace had been found
"o,sIsa'e 1 IN the young gentleman's
Iul plea, claiming that he had been de-
serted by his wife several months Be-.
iore and lad been OBLIGED to pick I'm a
llvlne a. e he could. He Wa dis.
miased with q warning and left NJ
court weeping. 80
.Jane Perkins and Mary Biikins wara.
arranged for vote BUYING ava 49,
bound oyer to the higher court. III
tn0N9h the husbands loaded For th~sr
release. claiming the children ~ hnrns
We're crying for bread.
Jordan and Lucy parkins
w . tlned $zS and costs each Tor racins
esss1 rtonoDile In q public thorough.
rMte. Insy were arrested by n,oforcor
Harah RascOmb.
ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER
There amt no way Of .telIin. iust
now olg 9 woman IL and it's safer not
always feel sort Of suspicion. IN.
u 2 teller who don't take the sliehf-
cci,+,a interest N either baseball or
Amy Tibbs u gettin' to. be quite 4
dude. Hs has got two shirts now-one
on and One In the laundry.
yne main trouble 10. that. when :
1el!er ~ 70 take q rest he don't
feel very tired and when9he T. Iii tired
onk.s !. ne has TO keep right on savin'
A8fellsf that uees pink note paper
z 3niy another living proof that nature
Lem Higgins u - q 0ne hoe. II.
.Dld his farm and bou9ht ~ oef.
mobile and now he hasn't rot enoushs
ln0nNy to RIM a.. -
Hank PuxdysahAsa found So $780,