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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Money in Catherine Gum

A gum hunter gathered 1900
pounds of spruce gum the last sum
mer in the Adirondack mountains.
The most he ever secured in a sim
gle day was 80 pounds. His profits
may be estimated when it is known
that any druggist will gladly pay
$3.50 a pound for the gurA
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Ideal Temperature Of Room.

An ideal room temperature for the
sedentary is that between Sc and 20
degrees Below these temperatures the
heat regulating apparatus of the body
finds it necessary to close up the
peripheral vessels more or less, in
ternal congestion slowly begins and
the conditions for cold are secured.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
1T SEEMED EASIER.

1T is great deal easier to end
trouble than to start it," wisely OBJ
served the boarder with the eye
glasses.
Huh" snorted Mr.. Sourdrop. '1s
that so? Seems to me it's easier to
buy marriage license than to get
divorce"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Arranuinn Flowers,

When arranging cut flowers in a
bowl, pour tableglassful of water in
to the bowl. Put most of the flowers
into the glass. This makes a graceful
bunch, and is especially practical when
blooms are scarce.--Suburban Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

These were the
words of a man
of affairs, one
who had attained
the highest posi-
ton within reach.
and that not by
b e r e d ty or
chance, but by the
force of his quail,
ties; yet withal a
man very human,
a man who knew
the depths of sin
as we'll as the
heights of init
p,ato communion
lit o. ord
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
He Ouoht to Get 1t.

"On what grounds do you seek di-
vorce from your wife?" asked the law
yer.
Simply because of a pun" replied
the long suffering husband you see
she's a sculptress, and it gets on my
nerves to hear her remark twenty
times a day, Will you love me when |
mold?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Reluctant Criticism,

Augustus, DEAR" said the girl. ten
derby, pushing him from her as the
moonlight flooded the bay window
where they were standing. 81 think
that you had better try some other
hair dye; your mustache tastes like
turpentine."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
On TO Her lob

Mrs Colin Gabble-Do you ever per-
NIT your husband to have his own
way?
Mrs. Strongmind-Oh, yes occasion
ally. He is sure to make a fool of
himself, and that makes him easier to
manage next time"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Can't Get Away From Them.

'The proof of the pudding is in the
eating; you can't get away from
that says an advertisement. And
the Manhattan Mercury adds: There
are lot more equally trite bits of
wisdom that it seems impossible to
get away from. kansas City Star
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Consider This

| went to church to worship and !
found a truth; l took it home with
me. took it to my office, it was with
me wherever | went and in all that
week | was not afraid, was not
ashamed.-The Universalist Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Nothjnu Serious,

MADE any mistakes in the new year
as YETI"
well, I'm still writing it 1911"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

A curious freak on the part OF
wasps was recently discovered IN
Maryland The wasps were noticed
going in and out Of lock that secured
a workshop door. The owner of the
shop had the lock removed to satisfy
his curiosity about the doings of the
busy workers. He found a nest in
side. The cells were made of mud
and were full of larvae. There were
several dead wasps inside the lock.
AS the lock was in daily use, the
wasps could not have had a peaceful
home.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
The Best Gift,

The best gift is the one that shows
thought-an appreciation of what will
be pleasing and useful to the recipi-
ent-that is what counts for value, not
the price in money.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
His Economy.

What is your idea of economy"
asked one statesman
Making everybody except my con-
btituents get along with as little
money as possible" replied the other
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Consistency.

II suppose you always say exactly
what you Think" 81 try to-" replied
Senator Sorghum; "but 1 also try to
avoid thinking anything it would not
be expedient for me to say"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Look for
the signature of e. w. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. Csc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

No Cause for Complaint.
The man who prepares for the rainy
day is never disappointed if the rainy
day fails to come.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Carried Their Own Spoons.

The cry is now for the individual
drinking cup. In Queen Elizabeth's
time every guest at a banquet brought
his own spoon with him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. Easy to take.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
New Invention for Coin Purse.

Keeping the flap closed by a rub
Der cord, Washington inventor
claims to have devised a coin purse
that is safer than the usual forms.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
UnQaIlant Man,

It is rather an ungallant man who
advocates women's suffrage on the
theory that it will not make any real
difference.-Washin Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
china's Iron Ore DEPOSITS,

China hes the greatest deposits of
Mig to export pig iron.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
q
The Drawback.

81 fold mine hands and stand and
wait and know mine own shall come to
me-unless a copper catches on and
pinches me for vagrancy. "-HoustoD
Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Great Value of cocoanut,

The cocoanut is not only valuable
as source of food and drink in trop-
ical countries, but is also the best of
all trees for shade
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces in1amma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Never.

If all women were beautiful and
mans wife would never insist on TAX
ing him out to spend the evening any.
where.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No smarting-Feels
Ffne-Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package Murine is
compounded by Oculists-not a "Patent Med
icine"-but used in SUCCESSFUL Physicians PIac-
JIG and sold BY Druggists at Csc and Soc per Bottle.
Murine Bye Salve In Aseptic Tubes, sc and Soc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

When people begin to say to a
woman, How young you are look
ing" it's a sign she is getting old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

We know now why the chicken
crossed the road. because we found
the egg.-Charleston News and Court
er.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
For coins and GRIP

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re-
feves the aching and feverishness-curest the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquid-effects Immediately. 1oc., 25c., and Soc.
At drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
This AGE of Nerves.

The tendency Of modern civiliza-
ton has been to transfer the burden
of breadwinning from the muscles to
the nerves.-EXchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

four or five days at a
time every month,
and so weak l could
hardly walk. l had
cramps, b OK a h e
and headache, an d
was so nervous and
weak that | dreaded
to see anyone or
have anyone move in
the room. The doc
tors gave me medi-
cine to ease me at
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Seek to Profit by Errors.

Seek 70 Pront py ErrorS.
"The least error should humble, but
we should never permit even the
greatest to discourage us.'-Bishop
Potter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Rjqht In Her Line.

HiSht IN f1eF Linc.
Gillet-The people in the fat above
us are constantly fighting.
Perry-Doesn't your wife object?
Gillet-No. She likes to have fuss
made over her.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

1t is the easiest thing in the world
for a man to believe as ne hopes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT.
MENT fails to cure any case Of Itching, Blind
Bleeding or ProrrudinG Piles in TO Ia days. Soc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

ITCH, ITCH relieved in 50 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. AT Druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
An Improvement.

Dobbs-I suppose you are self
made man.
built my stomach to correspond with
my appetite.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Nor a Brass Band,

Booth-What is the difference be-
tween charity and philanthropy?
Rube-Charity doesn't hire press
agent.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

for HFADACHHHFc CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
It's iquid-pleasant to take-acts immedi
etely. Try it. 10c., 25c.. and so cents at drug
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

The mind has more room in it than
most people think. If you would but
furnish the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Loves Youno Dream.

Full many a gem of purest ray serene
Is on the truthful maiden's finger
placed.
And she admires its glitter and it's sheen,
Though all the while she wonders if It's
paste.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

If a leap year girl has money to
burn it isn't difficult for her to find a
young man willing to furnish a match
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

The man who is satisfied with him
self never worries on account Of his
neighbours estimate of him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

Most men would rather give. their
wives credit for what they do than
to give them money
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Harry-Where do you propose to go
A Possibility.

He's gone to that meeting, full OF
fire."
Then he had better be careful or
they will put him out
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Man S Appeal
to Himself
By Rev. J. H. Ralston, Secre-
tary Correspondence Depart
ment, Moody Bible Institute,
Chicago

TEXT.--My SOUL wait thou only upon
Cod for my expectation is from Him.
Is g.: 5.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
SEVEN YEARS
OF MISERY
How Mrs. Bethune was Re-
stored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.

Sfkeston, Mo. "For seven years l
suffered everything. l was in bed for
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Accuracy and Honesty

Accuracy is the twin brother of
honesty; inaGcuracy of dishonesty"
&C. Simmons
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Important Ocean Crop

When the herring season is at its
height about 5000 miles of net are
set nightly in the North sea.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Numerical Ioojc,

What makes you think ones Is on
his feet again in the factory"
81 noticed he had so many hands"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

The man who can trust the Lord
when there is no bloom on the fig
rec is q hard man to di courage.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

Eventually every woman discovers
that her mirror isn't what it once
was
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
SS -Rmembe So
GSE> DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS $#SE
An Interruption.


Gerald-With that end in view
Geraldine-Stop looking at my feet.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

He did not swear a single swear.
The cusswords did not come,
He uttered not a word Of care
For he vas deaf and dumb
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

In Praise Of FrueaIity.
Men Rnow not how great revenue
erugality IS Cicero.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Quck-Witted Youth.

Am l the first girl you ever kiss
ed?" she asked, just after he had
given her the excuse for so asking
Yes. indeed" was the diplomatic
reply. "All the others were young
women"
The obvious recognition of her
youthful appearance banished all pos
sible jealousy, of course.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Odd Nest.

T11eS~H1 qeNI
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
Not So Remarkable.

He slipped on banana peel,
While running for a car
His neck reposed upon his heel,
He got an awful jar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

If we had more men in the pulpits
of the Methodist church who would
get out on the baseball bleachers once
in a while and do a little jaw exer-
cising, We would have more men in
the church, The church today wants
big, strong, brawny men in the pull
pits. The time has come when men.
not women. should support the church
Bishop w A Quayle, Episcopalian.
Kalamazoo, Mich.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
To DRIVE OUT MALARIA
IN IT GVe

AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELE SS
CHILL TONIC You know what you taking
Tho formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t is smpl Quinne and Iron in O tasteless
form, and the most efectual form For grown
people and children. 50 cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16
There Is No Opium
Pixies ToOthache DroDa
Cure in One Minute

Browns Bronchial Troches
An old and reliable Cough Remedy. No opiates
Sample free JOHN I. BRowN Son, Boston, Mass.
p3'lig S3:IN e y s'' &c ;.: &C. s
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

w. N. w., BALTIMORE, NO. e-1s12.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-02-16

Whatever Is best for me. my God will
bring to me,
IF do only wait, and trust. and pray.
What'er seems dark to me, shall end in
light for me;
IT'S but the cleaning. which fore-runs
the daY"
The Washington herald., 1912-06-30

~HE summer season will begin in
earnest tomorrow. It will ind
the populations Of the resorts
somewhat behind their records,
as the two great national conventions
this month have detained not only the
men. but the women from their fsvorite
recreation places. The conventions have
grown TO be such a fad that the great
number ot distinguished women guests
who have been in Chicago and Baltimore
have formed the habit and are keen for
another one on the heels Of the Baltimore
excitement Never has there been
spectacle such as Thursday afternoon and
night in the great armory in Baltimore,
when gayly gowned women, society lead
ers, and members Of the most important
families in this country sat in the gal
leries all night long, witnessing q spec
tacle unprecedented in the history Of the
country. Another unusual feature OF
that days events was the presence OF
the wife OF the President at the con-
vention which will nominate his rival
possibly his successor.
Mrs. Taft enjoyed the FIVE hours she
spent there so much that she went back
after her dinner and had another three
hours OF the fascinating excitement
This is the last Sunday the President
and Mrs Taft will spend in the White
House for four months, and it is a re-
marksbly quiet one. Their children Nare
all absent to-day, Miss Taft and
brother, Robert, being in Cincinnati for
the de Fritsch-Anderson wedding and
Master Charley being again at school
until his parents settle at Beverly.
Another rather striking feature OF
this convention was the presence there
OF number Of well-known Republicans
who had season seats for the conven-
ton and never missed a session. Mrs.
Longworth was, as she always is, one
Of the most picturesque figures. She
was there for every session.
She divided honors with Miss Gene
We've Clark. who became known to every
one in the hall by Thursday afternoon,
and who is being praised on all sides
for her tact, piquance, and cleverness.
She has done nothing to invoke criticism
Of any kind, which is a remarkable thing
for so young a girl, when she is not
under the judicious eye Of either
mother or father.
The Washington herald., 1912-06-30

lar, earring. necklace. and corsage orna-
ments.
Mrs. stotesbury wore a princess court
dress of silver brocade trimmed in Ven
ice lace and her train was gold bro
cade embroidered over silver and fas-
tened at the shoulder back and waist
with diamonds. Her ornaments were tiara
collar, necklace. bracelets, and earrings
OF diamonds.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rudolf Lyons and family
are at Ocean View. Va.
Mr.. Milton King. a graduate Of Prince
ton. is at home with his parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Harry King
Mrs. Max Rich and daughter Fannye
have returned from visit 10 WILSON,
n. c.
Mr.. and Mrs. Redwood Vandergrift
have closed their home in Twenty-tirst
Street and gone to White Sulphur Springs
for the summer. They are occupying
TIE same cottage. adjoining the hotel
that they have for several seasons
Mrs Harriet A. Mcclellan, Of Atlanta,
Ga. will spend the summer in Chevy
Chase. Md. Is Melrose Street. Mrs. Nc
I,elIan is accompanied by her two grand
daughters, Misses Catherine w. and HaF-
riet Lillian Birney-
Col and Mrs. LAdd have closed their
APARTMENT at the Parkwood and gone to
Beach Bluh. Mass
Mrs Watson Freeman Clark and
daughter will leave Washington this
week for Sandwich. Mass. to spend the
summer. Mr.. Clark will join his fam
ily later.
Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd NJ Tillman are
srending a week in Washington, having
mads- the trip from Allentown, Pa. In
their motor car.
Mai. John E MaIlery and Mrs. Nal
lery left Washington yesterday to spend
the summer in the mountains Of West
Virginia
Mrs. James F. Bell. wife OF Capt Bell.
L. s. A, is the guest Of her mother at
her home in Washington. Pa. She will
toin Cant Bell about the middle Of Au-
gust at West Point, where he has been
detailed as one Of the instructors
Mr. and Mrs. W. V. Cox. their daugh-
ter. Miss Hazel Cox. and Mr.. Theodore
Cox have gone to Ann Arbor, where
they will attend the commencement
exercises at the University Of Michigan.
Mr.. Emery Cox graduates in marine
engineering.
Rear Admiral John D Adams. Z. 5.
n. retired. and Mrs. Adams. and Miss
Eduonia Adams have closed their house.
1s9S Connecticut Avenue. and gone North
for the summer months.
DIR. and Mrs. Theodore ". Richards
will remain in the house in Chevy Chase.
which they have taken for the first part
Of the season. until the middle Of Au-
gust. when they will go to one Of the
North Shore resorts for the remainder
Of the season.
Mrs. Edith Kingman Kern has Just
returned from a weeks visit in Balu-
more where she was a daily guest at
the convention.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morton Barlow Mercer
and three children. Of I21s Euclid Street.
are leaving town Tuesday morning for
Atlanta, Ga. to visit relatives and
friends. From Atlanta they will - TO
other points in the State, returning to
Washington the latter part of July.