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The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
Says That 99 Per Cent of Even Intelligent People Do Not Know What Socialism Is---Too Many
 Noisy People in the Party Who Don't
 Know What They Are Talking About

Why to you not make poo' ir understand that in place of coming to me with all these deep question: UntiI the first principles of your pro pagaada are understood the pubio Mil not know how to judge ot it. fl the state k to own the larG and all property and all means ot pro duction. anu run everybody and are ever body. instead of al propert' beinz divided up into bits and each one given his bi,, make prCpie un- derstand that But let me tell you that even many educated people do Lot understand it.
 A few years ago one of the hea k of one Of our colleges here went to Europe, and went to Sweden, end had luncheon with the king of Saet en. Then he had an interyie" iH oIe of our newspapers sayin" now he luuchcd with the king of Sweden. and hat an intelligent man the King of Sweden was and how he discussed Socialism with the kinA of sweden. and how the king ot sweden said, What an absurditH this Socia)istic idea is to divide all opsrty up into little bits and give each one his bit why a child would be born in the next second and he would have no bit
 And this head of college gave this saving of the king of sweden IS ore Of the marks of his i,'elli gencc He was of the same opin ! ion as the king of Sweden, that this vas he Socialist propaaanda and that it was absurd,
 2 Of course everybody thinks it is absurd. l am not saving that the king of Sweden ever said any srei thing. ! understand he is q highA educated gentleman But t!ie col . Iege professor said that the king ui l sweden said so. Or at all events this i newspaper said that this collegr l professor said that the King of Sae den said so. Maybe the king ot 1 sweden never said anything of the | kind doubt that he did.
 IS IT WORKABLE?
 The propaganda of Socialism t to mass everything under the state . in the way that l have stated. That i may not he SO absurd as the cthei
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
But is it workable?

thing. But is it workable?
 If the state owned and controlled everything and We were all employ. ed by the state. and all paid so mu n a day. and all competition and emul- atiou vas abolished. have a notion that all of us would be doing as lit tle in a day as possible We would have no reason to try to do much. If We all did as little as possible in days work, the total product of so- eiety would rapidly diminish. and the result would he scarcity and poverty.
 WOULD PRODUCE POVERTY.
 Prosperity is the highest produc ton the community is capable of consistent with the physical. moral and mental health of it's members accompanied by a just distribution of the total product among the pro ducers. In place of Socialism brin-, ing a greater production and pros perif- it would produce a lesser pro. duc,ion and poverty.
 You know that to have pros perity We must have a product oi industry large enough to give pros perIty, namely, to give people the necessaries and luxuries of life. Ii everybody be put on a level and all competition abolished. think the total product would 90 down steadily and poverty. not to say lack of re finements and luxuries. What dc you think about it?
 WHERE FIND HONEST MEN?
 You come here to put u lot o questiCns to me about Socialism. think you ought to go away ana explain what Socialism is. so that people may understand It. Who would run your SociallstIc govern ment' Where would you get compc tent and honest men?
 We have trouble now to run gov ernment hy doing as few things q, possible. Do you think you coul, get honest and competent officials to run your Socialistic government Where would they come from?
 "Would the human understanding and capacity be any larger ther than now? Would people be anS better than they are now? Woul@ you have no drunkards and lazy
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
GOT YOUR $34.26?
 U. 5. HAS 3 BILLION

WASHINGTON, Aug. l. The American government began the new fiscal year with $3,640, ,407, ,621, of which all but 1868 ,G21 ,00S is in cir, culation and the balance held in the treasury vaults. This volume of real money breaks all records, so far as the treasury statements S show, for the winding up of the ifs cal year, and it beats year ago by sS4 4,5OO,000.
 The treasury officials, estimating that the population has grown to 95,656, ,OOO up to last Monday. say that a pro-rata distribution of this money would give each person $34.26, or 6 cents more than year ago.
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
Sarcine Omelet.

Fish Pie. One pound and half of cooked
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09

Read the Citizen.
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
Use Hot w ater,

Use Hot Water,
 If you wish to iron an article inn mediately after sprinkling it, try dampening It with boiling hot Wa ter. RCll it tightly for moment or two, shake it out and iron it with d hot iron.
 Applying Scalp Lotions.
 When applying a lotion of aly kind to the scalp, try using medi- cine drOpper. This can be run un- der the hair and save the hair from becoming greasy and oily. Vaselin can be applied in this way or with a stiff brush by mixing with a little witch hazel.
 To Keep Salt from Cakine.
 A few grains of rice placed in the salt shaker will keep the salt from caking.
 Making Over Comforts.
 A good and useful way for making over comforts that have become fad ed and soiled is to make covers of silkoline as you would for quilt Tack through with contrastin9 shades of zephyr at regular inter vals, either bind the edges with solid sateen or turn under and fin ish in usual way of quilts.
 Beautiful comforts can be made in this way, at very low cost and the trouble isn't very much.
 zee. Mailing Papers.
 The next time you send newspa- pers or magazines by mail. if they have to be rolled. try the following plan. Lay a heavy thread length wise of the paper. with a short end hanging out. just before you paste the wrapper, and see if the recipient will not thank you when she finds how easily the paper is opened. Pulling the exposed end of the thread tears the entire length of the wrap per-
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
A REVELATION.

"Ah, sir, we do enjoy your ser mons," remarked an old lady to a new curate. They are so jnstruc- tive. We never knew what sin was until you came to the parish.''
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
AIM OF SOCIALISM.
Dinner M emu.

Dinner Menu.
 Serve first grape fruit; then soup; then a fish course of salmon with IIollandaise sauce. and cicID bcrs with French dressing; then an en- tree of pastry cups filled with cream ed sweetbreads; then roast beef, po- tatoes, French peas; a course of birds and Romaine or tomato salad with mayonnaise; and dessert o1 ices or ice cream and cake. Fruit and bOnbons are passed last. and coffee is served in the parlor Have what wines and cordials you wish.
 Peach Mousse
 To each cupful of fresh or canned peaches allow a heapins teaspoonful of gelatine Just cover the gela- tine with cold water and place over steam to dissolve, then strain injo the peach pulp. Sweeten well and add tablespoonful of lemon juice and little strawberry sirup. Smear the lining of a fancy mold well with melted gelatine, pour in the mouss '. pack well, and freeze six hours.
 Chocolate Nut Pudding.
 One cupful of chopped nuts. one cupful of soft breadcrumbs, two cup fuls of scalded milk. one half tea spoonful of salt. two eggs. three fourths cupful of sugar. juice and grated rind of one lemon, two squares of chocolate, one tablespoon ful of cream, some whipped cream. Mix the breadcrumbs with the scalded milk, then add the nuts, salt, well-beaten yolks of the eggs. sugar. strained lemon juice and grated rind, melted chocolate, stiffly beat, en whites of the eggs. and cream, Mix carefully, pour into a well-but- tered mold and bake in a moderate oven for half an hour. Serve with whipped and sweetened cream.
 A Supper Dish.
 Butter thin slices of brown El cad sprinkle lightly with Worcestshire sauce. cover with a generous layer of grated American cheese, season with salt and paprika, and bake in a hot over until the cheese is melt, ed Serve a poached egg on top of each piece.
 Sardine OmeIet.
 Skin and bone six sardines: melt very little butter in a clean fry ing pan and fry them lightly for one minute. Prepare an ontelet and cook it in the ordinary way and when sufficiently set to be a hot oven until the cheese is melt the center. season with pepper and salt, fold over and serve immedi ately. Scatter few bits of fine ly chopped parsley over the omele' and put some sprigs around the dish
 Fish Pie.
 One pound and a half of cooked
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
TOO MANY NOISY PEOPLE.

and of the wonders and Ins sstcries of the Northland which he has visit JCurnal-World.
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
MAYOR GAYNOR GIVES FRANK ADVICE TO SOCIALISTS

A number of questions having been submitted to the mayor. he read them and said as follows.
 What is the use of asking me all these deep questions about So cialism2 Do you not know that es per cent of even intelligent peo- plc do not know what Socialism is Suppose turn the tables on you and ask you what Socialism is? Nov you see you have a hard joh to an swer me.
 WHAT IS SOCIALISM?
 Most people think that the So cialistc idea or propaganda is to divide all the property up into little bits and give each one his little bit That is what they thiak Socialism is. What Is tine usp Of talking about Socialism before .ou make people understand what it is?
 "They do not even know what your red flag means Nearly every one that meet thinks it means that you want to shed the red blood of everybody who is not a Socialist. Why do you got make them under stand what the meaning of your r"i flag is?
 The trouble with you people is that you want to force things town the mental throats of people. anu very often you don't know yourselves what you are driving al Some of the Socialist teachers are altogether too arbitrary They are too Vio lent They want to make people 20 their way by force. They use angry words They denounce every body They had better cult that and teach the A B c of their pro paganda so that we may see what 1t is.
 DIVIDING UP THE CITY.
 Now let me see. Your propaganda is not that you want 10 divide all property up into little bits ana si,s each one his bit It is th Very reverse of that
 The idea for instance. of diviI ing all the land in this city ur into -.o00.ooo hits. and then giving cal one his bit. What would vol dc with your bit? Build skvscrapel on it? The Socialistic aim ant propaaanda is the very reverse of al this.
 AIM OF SOCIALISM.
 Instead of dividing property IT and giving each one his bit, it is that all property and means and ir plements of production be masse in one unit and put in charge 9 the state or government. The gov crnment would own and run every thing. and We would all he empIoy"s of the government.
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09
Timely Hints for the Housewife

fish, two onions, one pint of milk one ounce of butter, one ounce oi flour, chopped parsley. salt, cayenne two harl.boiled eggs, pastry.
 Firs. fry two tablespoonfuls Cf minced onion in a tablespoonful ot butter ill cooked, then add the four and lastly the hi k. Season all with salt, cayenne pepper and cEopped parsley. Free the fish from the skin and bone. grease a pie dish set in layer of fish, then some sliced egg. and so on till the dish IS full. Pour over the sauce, which should be cold. Cover the pie with paste and bake.
 Egg Fritters.
 Four eggs. pastry. egg and bread rumbs, seasonings. frying fat.
 Boil the eggs for four minutes and half, carefully remove the shells. and enclose them in some pastry rolled out very thin. Brus over with beaten egg, roll in bread crumbs, season with pepper and salt and fry in deep fat. Serve with or without gravy.
 Baked Savory Rice.
 Four tablespoonfuls of rice, one or tWo tablespOonfuis of thick tomato sauce, one ounce and half of but ter, pepper and salt
 Put the rice into plenty of boil ing water with a little salt, and boil till tender. Drain it and leave it in the pan at the side of the fire to dry a little. Now add tn, tomato sauce, enough to make Il red but not wet, the butter cut ir small pieces. pepper and salt tC taste. Lightly grease a cake pan put in the rice. and bake for ar hour. Turn out and serve very hot
 Appetizing Tomatoes. Make a batter with flour, milk and eggs. and let it stand while tn, tomatoes are being prepared. PoIl boiling water over them and rcmove the skin, and take little of thf pulp from the center of each. MiN | the breadcrumbs, butter (oiledl | pulp, herbs and seasoning in a bowl adding a little milk if necessary Stuff the tomatoes with this ant stand on a well-greased pudding pan pour the batter over, and bake in { 1 good oven for three quarters of a. hour. Cut into neat squares ant serve very hot Hand grated cheese with this dish if liked.
 Gelatine Hint.
 To make gelatine harden quickly use only half the boiling water call ed for. When the gelatine is dis solved and the other ingredient: added mix in the rest of the water cold. and in a few minutes. instead of a half hour. the jelly will be coi; enough to put in the refrigerator.
The Alaska citizen., 1912-09-09

here 10 put your questions under my nose you must permit me to say what like.
 And about your red flag whica have mentioned already, nearly every body you meet thinks your red lag means that you want to take the blood of people, that you wan, war, and 10 kill people.
 Well, now, suppose the fact is you want 10 do away with all vio. fence and bloodshed That is one of your cardinal principles. That is why you adopted red as the color pf your flag instead of green or blue or yellow.
 You adopted the red flag to syn. boIle the red blood which runs through all humanity, and makes them all brothers, and therefore to teach them that they should not use violence against each other and shed each others blood. And ye: people think your red flag means the reverse, that you want to shed blood
 MEANING OF THE RED FLAG.
 Why do you not go and make people understand as simple a thing as the meaning of your red flag What is the use coming here to mp to ask me occult and difficult ques- tions when you are not able to make people understand what your red flag means? Why not tear up all your talking until you make peo- pie know what your red flag means?
 T have no fault to find with any of you. l understand you are good pcaceable citizens, willing to live under our flag. Your object is b. pcaceable means, namely, by voting 10 introduce new principles of econ omy and of government.
 If you can get the majority of the voters to vote your way I have no complaint to make. If you do succeeded in getting the voters of the country 10 change the present sys- tem of things, you will continue right on under our flag, won't you? You have no intention of doing OthCr@ise.
 TOO MANY NOISY PEOPLE.
 But you do not seem to knoN how to make people understand what your intentions are. You have too many noisy people among you. who do not know what they are talking about.
 Now, do not be displeased with me if l talk so plain as this. What is the use of talking in an; other
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-05-03

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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-05-03

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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-05-03
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-05-03
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1912-05-03

EHNaM%fVN
We make a speciality Of
youths suits, chest 80 to 35,
and cut on lines that appeal
to the young chap.
So to $3.50.
A gentleman's haberdash-
cry. Its the hobby little
"fringes'' that lend grace and
fixings to the summer mans
apparel. Nobby Shirts. To
look and feel summary" is
an easy matter for the man
who trades here.
Soft collar Shirts, S1.O0.
Mems spring Hats, newest
innovation in styles and
shapes. Not too early for
your spring Hat. You want
to be booked on the prevail
ing styles, don't you? Of
course, you do, and we want
to show them to you, in a
swell assortment of both soft
and stiff Hats.
Double Eagle Stamps ev-
cry Tuesday.
OCHSNERS
The Place for Good Goods
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-10-01
STOCKS STRONG
AND MOST ACTIVE
Trading IS IN Excess of Shares
Sold on Busiest Days of
Week.; Steel Again Feature
of Market

New York. Sept. 2S.-F'or a week
end today's stock market WAS the
strongest and most active witnessed
in sorne months. Tracing in the first
hour was well ia excess OF 200, 900
shares comparing with the busiest
days OF the week.
l.. S. Steel was again the feature Of
the speculative leaders, opening with
sales Of 400 shares at a moderate
advance. Practically al! other prOmi-
nent issues recorded gains, the most
conspicuous exception being Ameri-
can Smelling, which was noticeably
heavy.
There was d further inquiry for va
rious minor railway issues. including
Missouri Pacific. Western Maryland
and Kansas City southern.
Heavy realizing met the early rise
and the list fell back, some stocks
losing all their gain and more. Colo
RADIO Fuel was under pressure and
selling OF smelling was renewed. This
was followed by another buying move
ment in steel, Amaisamated Copper
and Union Pacific, all Of which scored
best prices Of the year, while large
blocks Of Reading were absorbed st a
substantial advance, On the roads
earning for August
Actual bank loans decreased 800
166, 900 and the actual cash loS was
only $1,455,0OO. Net deposits gained
almost $4,000, 0oe, the whole making
Cor reserve increase Of ~$2,127,0o0.
Bonds, steady; fair volume OF deal.
ings.
Total sales OF stocks for the day
were 3oS.700 shares. including the
following: Atlantic Coast Line, 100:
Chesapeake and Ohio, 5000; Louis
vile and Nashville, 200; Norfolk and
Western, 1,10e; Reading, $500;
Southern, 1,4OO; do. preferred, 800;
Tennessee Copper, 400; Steel, 65,2Ge;
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Chemical, ZOE.
STOCKS.