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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Most politicians expect plums and
get lemons.
II Ananias were living today he
would have lots OF competition.
A political dark horse is a nightmare
TO the others In the race.
Everything comes 70 him who waits
Including all kinds OF hard luck.
The young man who asks "A girl for
a kiss wastes a lot OF valuable time.
It's awfully hard for an honest man
TO look an outlawed debt in tho face.
Money isn't everything. but nearly
everything worth while represents
money.
Lots of things would go without say
ing II women would give them half n
chance.
When we encounter a man who IS
long on words and short on works We
wonder how much his wife earns By
taking in washing. News.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27
The Man For the Place.

Dignity and seriousness Of conduct
appertain TO courts OF law, but there
arc now and then Judges who give oc-
casicnal reign TO their sense OF humor.
The late Lord Young. OF the Scot
fish bench, was responsible for enliv-
ening many dull case. One of the
most amusing remarks that ever fell
from his lips was the reply TO coun-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

sci who urged on behalf OF a plaintiff
OF somewhat bibulous appearance. MY
client. my lord. is most able man and
holds a very responsible position; he
is manager of some water works"
After "A long look, the Judge an
swered, Eyes, he looks like a man who
could be trusted with any amount OF
Water"-M A. y.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

Chickens breathe S,2Ts cubic feet OF
air In "a hours for every 1000 pounds
OF live weight while men require onlv
2.S33 cubic feet and cattle but assoc.
Hence for poultry ventilation Is a mat
ter OF first Importance.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

Perhaps it's the difference between
a royal duke and a Prince OF Wales,
or. perhaps. it's the difference be-
tween the United States of 1860 and
the United States of l9l2-auyway, the
fact remains that the visit OF the
Duke of Connaught TO this country Is
considerably less of an event than
was that OF his royal brother, Ed
ward VII. fifty-two years ago.
The visit of Albert Edward, then a
roundfaced youth OF 10, was truly
n national affair He came from Can
ada on the invitation of President
buchanan, and his progress through
the country--from New York to Wash
ington and as far west as ST. Louis
was an unbroken succession OF
grand balls, dinners. parades, adj
dresses and fireworks. The young
prince enjoyed himself immensely.
The fiction that he was Baron Rem
frew merely-the title under which
he trayeled-gaye him license to be
what he wanted TO be, boy on a
holiday. He danced with social buds,
made hunting trip west, planted a
tree at Washington's tomb and every
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27
THE AMERICAN EAGLE TO THE PRINCE.


M how's your sove all ne hum?
Twas mighty notion that OF Windsor gates
nd sendn' avis O ted
friend of British Lion;
And guess IT isn't evry day you have chance to
In on a
You'll find the Yankee maybe just tIhe rough
For haven't had of late much do know with kings;
mite Lard
It's apt gents that come across the seas;
be backward Albert you'll before part
holds
| that you'll be TO be most awfuly amazed
To
And mayb be a I
miles Maine the Gulf of Mexo
And that Missouri waite runs down the Western
| a London swell
Wrote about Amerikins love tn tell
For preachin.
We've lots of things to show that Britshern admire
From a Mas is
II
| L o a
| he show Washingtontha celebrated den
|
| | 8 il
little Palmeron through Johnny Rus
they'd hold Brougham really must
a trick he Dallas tother day
will allow quite the
| To a a
let's talk about It, fer it's blamn
Fer all the speful stuclrup servants do
the bird with bolts
seem all
! there's girls,
| Tina tangle a / a
Even allowing he wants TO- to struggle TO get loose
| m
| And she'll
| I'll weum her. like this I've made
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27
The Royal Visit of 1860 When King Edward,
Then Prince of Wales, Was The Nations Guest

where showed the good nature and
urbanity that proved such success
ful part of his kingcraft In after
years.
And Americans were right glad 10
meet the prince, too. Here was
chance TO show that they had forgot
ten ancient wrongs, and. incidentally,
TO show the future king OF England
that their country had done pretty
we'll in shifting for itself. How much
the placid minded boy prince was Inn
pressed with his reception didn't APP
pear, and the chances are he didn't
give much thought to any information
al consequences, but the queen was
pleased and had occasion before very
long 10 show her appreciation. When
"A year later the Trent affair nearly
swept England and America into war,
IL was her hand that stayed 1t, as IL
was hers that continued to direct the
course OF her ministers all through
the Civil war.
The general feeling toward the
young prince was expressed at the
time by Harper's Weekly In the
homely style of the Biglow Papers:
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

It's awfully hard for an honest ma
TO look an outlawed debt in tho face.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

Most politicians expect plums ar
get lemons.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

Everything comes TO him who wal
Including all kinds OF hard luck.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

The young man who asks "A girl 70
a kiss wastes a lot OF valuable time.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-27

Gov Osborn bowed Of the Of justice and refused
70 Judge the angle the created by the sen
who carried Gazier to his downfall he could
have taken it.
Acting solely the side of just plain humanity
the adversely that worthy Of
alteration under critical circumstances.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18
CARUSO GOT
HIS REVENGE
BECAUSE OF HIS ARREST IN THE
MONKEY HOUSE IN CENTRAL
PARK, FIVE YEARS Aoc-cA-
RUSSO IS NOW HAPPY.
speelss TO Ths Journal.

New York. Feb. 17.-Enrico Caruso,
the worlds greatest tenor and demi-
god Of music lovers. has had his re-
venge at last. Patrick J. Cain, the
unsympathetic policeman, who FIVE
years ago arrested him Ior patting a
strange woman on the back in the
monkey house in Central Park. was
this week retired on a pension. There
fore, the singer Is happy. Ever since
the unpleasant episode, which for
time seriously interferred with his
popularity, Caruso has fguratively
been looking for an opportunity to
straighten out accounts with the blue
coat, who, before q big crowd in the
city's principal recreation center, led
him away to the police station with
no more ceremony than II he were an
ordinary malefactor Seward Baker,
the city magistrate before whom Cain
arraigned him at the time and who
fined the tenor SO for his indiscre
ton, is dead. Cain complained that
friends Of the operate favorite tried
to get something on him." but he
was ever on the alert and contrived
to keep out Of trouble. despite the
frequent threats made to him that he
would 'be broke"
Ever since the incident, Carugo has
given the monkey house q wide berth
Every time he thinks of his experience
there, ne says II S1VeS MIN the snuu-
ders.
Me lay my hands on a strange
woman-bah!'' he exclaims. "How
ridiculousl'' With which his friends,
OF course agree. Cain was retired on
his application, and will henceforth
receive a pension of $50 a year as long
as he lives. This is about third
the amount said to be received by
Caruso for each performance he sings.
The friends of the policeman say that
when he arrested the tenor upon the
complaint of the woman, he did not
know the Identity of the alleged Of
fender, so that he could have no per-
sonal malice in what he did. Com
plants from women visitors to the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18
Phone 100 for taxi. eve
never sleep" Southern Taxi
Co
GRACEVILLE.
Special to The Journal.


GraceviIle, Feb. 17.--AEiss Farrfs. OF
Chipley. is visiting her sister. Miss
Bessie Farris.
Jack and the Baked Bean Stalk. +"
q musical drama. was given Thurs :
day night at the school house audi
forum, under the direction of Misses
Farris and Mack. There was a large
crowd and each one pronounced the
program q perfect success.
Mr.. John Grace, of Montgomery, has
moved his family here. We are glad
to welcome them.
The Rock Club met Thursday with
Mrs Brown Williams. She proved a
charming hostess, and served dainty
salad course. The next meeting will
be with Miss Elizabeth Mack.
Our volunteer fire department re-
sponded promptly to a fire at the
residence of Walter Williams and b.
good work saved the house from total
destruction. The damage to the
house and furniture amounted to 81
900, partially insured.
The first lyceum number was given
Friday night at the auditorium Hale
was the entertainer and his inper-
sonations We're greatly enjoyed.
MIR. Lee White, of Graceville, and
Mrs Carrie Barden, of Mona, were
married here last Sunday by Judge
D. NJ. Wade
Mrs. D. NJ. Wade left Thursday for
Atlanta TO buy her spring millinery.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18

menagerie that welI-dressed men who
frequented the various houses there
were in the habit of insulting them
had been sent to the police, and at
the time of Carusos call there de-
tectives We're on the lookout for the
men. The mystery as to the identity
of the woman who caused the arrest
of the singer has never been cleared
up. She gave a fictitious name and
address when making her complaint
against him, and on learning the name
Of the prisoner became so alarmed
over the ensuing notoriety that she
never. appeared in court to press the
case, leaving the policeman to stand
the brunt of the row provoked.
Il only did what / thought was my
duty said the policeman this week
on refring. Il hold no Crude against
Caruso and never did. In arresting
him 1 acted as every policeman would
have had to do under like oircum-
stances. If he has a grievance against
me- it's up to him, not me-
No news received by him in a long
time so cheered the tenor more than
that announcing the stepping down Of
Cain, whom he held to be unduly Of
fcious.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18
MILTON, CANDIDATE r
GOVERNOR.

OON EhNOh.
Feeling that the people can
moro intelligently select their
next Governor after campaign
in which each of the candidates
faces the fring-line, than they
could after so-called "gum-shoe"
or ''soft pedal" campaign, and
having been in the thick of the
fight so often, | have determined
to force an aggressive or defensive
stand on the issues that must again
be settled in the coming primary
election.
This gubernatorial campaign,
like those that have gone before
it under the primary system, will
be one in which a choice of can
didates must be based upon the
candidates past political record
and his present attitude toward
pubic questions and measures
that affect the whole people.
And should it so happen that
more than one candidate advo-
Gates the same principles, that
candidate whose record demon
strates his loyalty to and belief in
those principles, should be Sc
lected.
A man who aspires to the high
Office of Chief Executive of a peo-
pie must at least pretend to have
some knowledge of the Science of
Government; and since questions
of Governmental policy have di-
vided our people into opposing
factions, it is not only the priv
lege, but the right, of those who
seek the adherence and support Of
the people, to take sides upon these
questions and to advise the public
Of the position they have chosen
to occupy.
This declaration contains moth
ing new. Ever since the found
ing of this Republic, when men
were given the right to think, to
choose, and to express a choice as
to what Governmental policies
should be pursued and what rep
resentatives should be selected to
administer that Government, OPP
posing theories have created con-
troversies, and champions of each
theory have been sought and
found.
Today, in the state of Florida,
we are confronted with the issue
that must be decided over in each
succeeding election, the problem
our fathers before us and every
liberty-loving people have had to
solve continually, as to whether
Government shall be directed in
he interests of all the people or
n the interests of the few who
have special privileges to foster
md protect. 1t Is the price of lib
rty that the people shall be vigi-
ant to determine who shall adj
mister public Office. For by this
ecision Is determined the issue:
SHALL THE GOVERNMENT
SERVE THE INTERESTS OF
lie PEOPLE OK THE PEG
LIE OF THE INTERESTS"
1t was to find relief from the
ontrol of politics by Special In
erests that the primary election
vstem was devised and adopted;
and though it is not yet perfect
apoA, II Is the most effectual
he people have so far been able
0 find. But even this has not
aabled US to entirely control the
rivilege seeking class, for the
primary is open to all, and THE
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18

woodrow Wilson Is a Democrat In
social contact as well as a Democrat
in political principle. He is as ap-
proa enable as the late William r. Nor
rison, and free off-han'" his story
tells. His style is open. simple, terse,
direct, virile. His sincerity Is mani
fest IN every word. take the liberty
OF inserting what one of the sl1rewdest
observers of the newspaper press says
of understandable B. Morton, Of the
Nashville Banner:
Wilson'S capacity for looking after
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18

INTERESTS" always have their
candidates. Only the people, by
their ballots, cen eliminate these
Special Interests" from control
of our politics, and in order to do
this they must be informed as TO
the position Of candidates in the
fight,
There is law of self-protection
governing all human conduct, and
by that law it can be positively
asserted that:
THE SPECIAL INTERESTS
ALWAYS SUPPORT THAT
CANDIDATE WHO rs EITHER
WEAK ENOUGH TO BE CON
TROLLED BY THEM, OR
WHO BY CHOICE Is AFFIL-
lated WITH THEM.
IF man has, In the past years
of his political life, been affiliated
with the Special Interests and has
actively supported their known
candidates, then / say to the pro
gressive, fighting Democrats Of
Florida that it is only reasonable
70 believe that he viii continue
his chosen course, and WELD for
the benefit Of his friends, the
"Eelf-Seeking Interests" the pow
er you would place In his banda
Again, if q man has failed 70
stand out openly and fight Special
Privilege In the days when such
q course meant almost certain de-
feat /; II he has lodged the firing
line and been content 20 merely
''favor" the right governmental
principles, then / say 10 those
Democrats who have fought tho
battles of the masses and won,
that SUCH A MAN Is NOT
YOUR KIND.
In the final test Of a candidate,
political platforms count for Gttle
The vital question Is: Has be
been a consistent advocate, an un-
firing and loyal champion of the
interests of the whole peoplef
Has he given active, fighting sup
port to the peoples champions and
measures? Or has he opposed
them? Or has he been on both
sides? Or has he been content 70
sit idly by and merely favor themf
Or has he been so mindful of hia
own political fortunes that he
feared to align himself with either
side of this great controversy?
In submitting my candidacy b
the people of Florida it gives ms
very great satisfaction to be able
to say to them that during all the
years of my manhood, In every
campaign, I have been In the
thick of the fight for those gov
ernmental policies and principles
which have n very recent years
gained enough converts, includ-
ing some of the candidates for
Governor, 70 make the Peoples
fight victorious
It behooves the people Of this
state to choose their representa-
tives with great care and caution
The office of Governor is a very
powerful one. In it you need a
man whose loyalty to the masses
can not be questioned; who has
fixed beliefs about government
and who by fighting for those be-
iefs has been weighed In the
balance and not found wanting.
Who among the candidates is
such man is the great question
for the people to decide in the ap-
preaching primaries.
W II Mi TON
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18
Meet me at Smith-Roney
Drug Co. 'Where Qua1ity
Counts" Our delivery sys.
tenn unequalled.

Lady-Couldn't you possibly have
saved your friend who was capturt
by the cannibals? African Traveller
Unfortunately not. When I arrive
he was already scratched off tn
menu.-Boston Transcript.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18
Subscribe for The Journal

''She went crazy over bridge
Sad, very sad" "Oh, no great harm
done. Her family placed her in a
fashionable sanitarium, and she's play
ing q better game than ever now
Washington Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18

ECZEMA LIQUID

A clear, white liquid for cleansing,
purifying and healing skin and scalp
diseases. Stops itching instantly and
cures eczema permanently. A few
days after using it the disease begins
to disappear. Price 81 a bottle For
sale in Pensacola by The Crystal
Pharmacy and Balkcom Drug Co.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18
Meet me at Smith Roney
Drug Co. Where Quality
Counts. Our delivery sys-
tenn unequalled.

hrs Peck-Reaily, we never know
That's true. There's the fellow I won
you away from. He hasn't spoken to
me since.-Boston Transcript.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-18

"Why all those contortions - "Oh, ]
with l had an idea for a poem
What do you want to put an idea
into q poem for ?"-Lou1sville Courier
Journal.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24
FEATURES OF PRESENT
IDAHO PRIMARY LAW

| arrangement of the names on the bal
| lot Where there are two or more
candidates of the same Office the
names will be placed on the ballot al
alphabetically on ballot No. 1; on bal
lot No. 2 the first name on the list
will be placed at the bottom of the
list and the next name will appear at
the top; No. 3, will be changed so that
the next name on the list will appear
at the top; SO if there are four candi-
dates for one office each name will
appear at the head of the list every
fourth ballot.
The question has been asked re-
garding the vote for county commits
sioners, as to whether each commits
sioner district elects their own com
or whether the entire vote
of the county is to be counted for
each commissioner. There has been
no change in the law in this respect
All voters of the county vote for the
various commissioners and the nomi-
nee having the highest vote of the
county for this district will be elect
ed.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24
ASKS FOR DIVORCE
NUMBER TWO

SAN FRANCISCO, July 24.-Believ-
ing that United States supreme court
decision has invalidated the divorce
decree which her husband. Pedar S.
Bruguiere secured in Rome in 1904,
Mrs. Maryon S. Bruguiere, although
she since has married and divorced
Stewart Benning, has filed suit here
for a second divorce from Bruguiere.
The Bruguieres are members of San
Francisco's and New York's smart set
and are extremely wealthy.
In her petition Mrs. Bruguiere al
legged that her husband had failed to
provide for her three years and asks
for $3.50 a month for herself and child.
Mrs. Bruguiere declared that Bru-
guiere's six months residence in Rome
was not legally established because he
lived part of the time in San Fran
cisco. She also alleges that for a
time she considered the decree binding
and in July, 1909, married Benning.
This marriage was annulled in New
York in March, 1910.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24
$4,000 MINER
PREFERS STEERAGE

NEW YORK, July 24.-After deposit
ing $4,000 with the purser of the Bal
tic, Michael Gibney, an old Irish miner
threaded his way through the throng
of fashionably dressed cabin passen-
gers and made for the steerage, where
he will remain until the steamship
reaches Queenstown.
Gibney attracted a lot of attention,
but he was too much occupied with
the bag of twenty dollar gold pieces
and the roll of Bank of England notes
to notice that his shabby attire and
strange appearance were being made
the subject of comment.
There it is $4,000, will you give
me receipt, please" he said TO the
purser.
i've been here all my life except
for the time l was in school," he ex-
planned, "and I've done mining mostly
i'll Alaska That's the money I've
saved, and now I'm going back to Ire
land. l do not know whether l am
70 or 80 years old, and I'm got no
friends. l gave a man 800 in San
Francisco to ship me to New York, and
he sent me by way of the Panama
canal, and I've been month getting
here"
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24
Afraid of Square Deal"

SACRAMENTO, Cal, July 24.-Gov-
ernor Johnson was back in his office
again today after week spent in San
Francisco.
1.-The Taft people are afraid of a
square DEAL" said Johnson. "They
have been crooked in politics so long
that when offered chance to go be-
fore the people and fight it out
squarely, they are afraid. They know
we'll whip them" The governor an
nounced he would leave for Chicago
about August l to attend the progress
sive party convention.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24
Notice for Publication Of Time Ap
pointed for Proving Will, Etc.

In the Probate Court Of the State OF
Idaho, in and for the County OF La
tab.
In the matter of the estate of Oliver
Theodore Rice, deceased.
Pursuant to an order of said Pro
bate Court, made on the 18th day of
July A. D. 1912, notice is hereby given
that Thursday, the LIST day of August,
A. D. 1912, at 1 o'clock P. M. of said
day at the court room Of said Court, at
the Court House in the County Of La
tab, has ben appointed as the time
and place for proving the will of said
oliver Theodore Rice, deceased, and
for hearing the application of Aaron N
Wilkison for the issuance to him of
letters testamentary when and where
any person interested may appear and
contest the same.
Dated July 10, 1912.
WILL F. MORGAREIDGE
5O-9 Probate Judge.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24

mile above the mouth of the Grand,
Ronde, and forming the west bank o
the Snake river fer some two or three
hundred feet. A tunnel driven into
this gigantic mass for a distance oil
$50 feet provides proof conclusive OF
an inexhaustible supply of limestone
and all analyses show the varied ma
terials to be of unsurpassed quality.
The mill will cost about 100000 and
will have a daily capacity of 1900 bar
rels, which will mean that about ST.
100000 annually will be brought in,
instead Of sent away from home.
The plant site provides space for
the construction of another 150C-bar-
rel capacity unit, work upon which
will undoubtedly commence within DC
days after the completion of the mill
now under construction, which will
give the works a daily capacity of
1000 barrels, and an annual output of
81 100000 worth of cement.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24
Remember G. J. McBane.

Star Rebekah lodge held most in
teresting meeting last evening. c.. J.
McBane, who has been member OF
the order for over 40 years, and who
expects to leave for his old boyhood
home in the east in a few days, vas
presented with a beautiful gold han
died umbrella, as token of esteem
by the members of Star Rebekah
Lodge No. Is.
w. H. Heard presented the token
with very appropriate remarks. Re-
freshments were served at the conclu-
sion.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-07-24
Candidate for Commissioner.

hereby announce myself as a can
iidate for the nomination for county
commissioner from the second district
of Latah county on the republican
ticket. l wish to call attention to the
fact that l have made Latah county
my home for over 20 years. am &C
quainted with the needs of the county
and thoroughly acquainted with the
tax problems of the county. If nom
mated and elected l will be your serv
ant for square deal ON all matters.
33tf CLINTON WILSON.