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The Calumet news., 1912-11-14
Drive Headache Away
With MuSterOIe

A headache remedy without the dan
gers of ."headachc Medicine" lGi
run no risk when you use MUSTER
OLE To relieve that headache an,
miserable feeling from cold or conEcs
ton. And II acts at once! MUSTER
OLE is clean, white ointment mad
with oil of mustard. You rub II oi
the forehead and temples. Better .hai
II mustard plaster and does not blis-
ter. Used only externally. and In ne
way can affect stomach and heart, a
some internal medicines do
Best for Sore Throat, Bronchitis
Group. Stif Neck. Asthma. Neuralgia
Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheumatism
Lumbago. all Pains and Aches of th'
Back or Joints. Sprains, Sore Mus
cles. Bruises. Chllblains, Frosted Feet
Colds of the Chest CIT prevents Pneu-
nonia).
At your druggists in 2jc and 50t
jars. and special large hospital size
fer $3.50.
gist cannot supply you. send 25c
soc To the Musterole Company. Clevc'
land. Ohio. and we will mail you jar
postage prepaid.
Have been helped many times by
Musterole when I have had severe
eadaches."-Mrs +. r. Snyder
BROOKLYN, New York. t34)
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14

YOU will see new haiI-finc and downy
at nrSt-yes hut really new hair
sprout.ng out all over your scalp
Danderinc is, we be!.cva, the only sure
hair grower, destroyer # dlndrun and
cure for itchy scalp and it never falls
10 stop falling hair at once.
If YOU want to prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is, moisten cloth
with little Danderine and carefully
draw il through your hair--taliing one
small strand at time. Your hair "il
he soft, glossy ana beautiful in just
few moments delightful surprise
awaits everyone Uho tries this
lAdNnrf fisn,nnnil
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14
CONCERT AT CHURCH.
ast Anniversary Services at M. E
Church This Evening.


\ concert to be given by the ladies
\id Society of the Hancock NJ. f..
'hurch. un0cr tho direction of Mrs.
Free, who will be assisted by the Por.
tage Lake Glee club. will be given at
the church parlors this evening to
mark the close of tie anniversary
services at the church. a supper and
alle were conducted last evening under
the direction Of the society, which
were successful i'm every way.
The program for this evening Is
rs follows.
Chorls--"Daughter of Zion" Clark.
Vocal solo--'WaltZ Song" Mrs.
Mildred Nichols Harvey.
Ladies chorus-'Oft in the Stillv
Sight." Now in the Month of NAV.
Soldiers Chorus" from
Faust. Portage Lake Glee club.
Piano duet-"Wlliam Tell" Mrs.
Kathryn Bree and Miss Mabel Dock.
Vocal solo" Sunlight" Mrs. W. w.
finch.
Vocal duet waited for the Lord"
rhe Misses Cameron.
Chorus--"I Sing to Thee" Portage
Lake Glee club.
Vocal solo-Miss olive Shields.
Organ and piano solo-Mrs. Bree and
Miss Mabel Dock.
Vocal solo-"Sunsct," VIII Hall.
Chorus-"rhe Lord IL Greet"
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14

:: HANCOCK BREVlTlES.


Mrs. John O'Bricn Of Hibbing is the
guest If her brother. ID. G. Shea in
West Hancock. Mrs. O'Brien came
here from L'Anse whore she visited
her parents for several days.
The anniversary Of Sotkan lodge.
Knights of Kaleva win he celebrated
this evening in the Eauth hall.
Miss Mary Bcaudette and Joseph
GOODMAN will be married Saturday
morning at ST. Joscphs church. Taey
will leave Saturday afternoon for De-
trut To spend their honeymoon.
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14
MANY WATCH STEEPLEJACk

\ large number of curious persons
gathered on the bank corner i'm Han
cock yesterday afternoon and watched
a sieeplelack run new rope through
the pully on the facstaif of the First
National bank building. Contrary t.
general expectations the steeplelack
did not try TO climb the pole itself but
hraccd ladder against il and ATE
securing the ladder by means of ropes,
went up the ladder and passed the rup.
thrcd"h the pulley
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14
MEETING OF MINISTERS.
Association viii Meet in Hancock
Next Monday Evening.

the Copper Country Ministerial asso-
citation viii he held next Monday ever
Ing in the First Conversational church
OF Hancock. The pastors Will ne en-
tc"tancd at supper at the parsonage,
and wives of the pastors having agreed
serving the meal.
Nm extended program will be At
tempted at this meeting, one or two
papers will he read ana a social dis
cussion will follow. II is thought that
the majority of the members of tho
association will be present.
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14
REWARD OLD OFFICERS.

Mrs. j. r. Bcttcns. retiring past
worthy natron, ana Thomas T. Ing
ram, retirin" past worthy patron, Of
the Hancock chapter EASTERN Star.
were presented with rcmcmhrarres al
the last meeting Of the chapter as
tokens of the appreciation with which
their efforts arc viewed by the mem
hers of the society.
Mrs. Bettens was presented with a
necklace and Mr. Ingram with sticl
pin. These are the first past officers
&c retire.
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14
is OLD LEAGUE PLAYER.

Guy Crandall. advance agent for
the Fortune Hunter which plays H.
Hancock on the evening Of Novembes
noon arranging for the appearance Of
the company here. Mr.. Crardall has
left for Duluth. whore he is well known
having lived there in 1898, when hc
Glcd the dual roles of sporting editor
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14

of the Duluth Horald and Superior
Telceram and also played on the Du-
luth professional baseball team, it be.
ing the custom those days to get a
player n ioh and give him SO much
extra for playing with The team.
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14
FIRE ON SCOTT STREET.

The residence of ~ Condor on scott
of unknown origin Yesterday after
noon. The Hancock department re-
sponded promptly and sucn had the
flames under control. The damage was
not NprN rrnnI
The Calumet news., 1912-11-14

Dr. T. r. Friedmann of Berlin. claimi
to cure consumption by injecting liv-
ing tubcrcle bacill which have been
rendered benevolent.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

OF approximately 81 900 900. The use
OF the split log drag has become popu'
lar in Texas during the past few
months and $50 are reported in use
In the State AZ the present time com
pared with CSC At this time last year.
The latest report OF tho Department
OF Commerce and Labor shows that
Texas had approximately l2S,s7l
miles OF public highways, including Inn
proved and unimproycd. and only
$3.50 miles or per cent are in an i'm.
proved condition, while the State OF
Rhode Island has a. per cent OF her
total highway mileage improved and
the average for Continental United
States Ia sM per cent
In Texas We have onehalf nile OF
highway 10 each square milo OF terri
tory while the State Of Connecticut
has ~ miles per square mile OF area.
In order 70 acquire the road mileage
per area OF tho State Of Connecticut
Texas will have 10 construct le3.i6e
miles OF new highways There are 70
persons 10 every mile OF public road
in Texas and IN Massachusetts
tho average Is 1875 persons per mile ~
road
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

ment in favor of plaintiff for
amount OF interest. principal.
attorneys fee and cost.
Bonner Phelps Co. w Simeon
/ O'Neal, suit on account. Dis
missed on motion and at cost of
plaintiff.
X. A. Barclay vs. +. d. Skin
ner. suit on note. Continued by
agreement OF parties.
CRIMINAL CASES
State of Texas Va Maude De-
Bardeleben. assault. Dismissed
on motion Of County Attorney.
The state Of Texas VS. G.. 5.
DeBardeleben, assault. Dis
missed on motion Of County At
tOrney.
The state Of Texas VS. Maude
DeBardeleben. assault Verdict
Of jury. not guilty and defend
ent dismissed.
The State OF Texas Va Maude
DeBardelehen, assault. Verdict
OF jury, guilty of simple assault
and fined S25. 90, judgment ac-
cordingly
The State of Texas vs. Mrs De
Bardeleben. assault, Jury found
her guilty OF simple assault.
Fine $500 and judgment ac-
cordingly.
The State of Texas VS. Mrs. G..
S. DeBardeleben. assault. Jury
disagreed and discharged and
case continued.
The State Of Texas VS. |. b.
Broyles. practicing medicine
without filing certificate or d.
ploma. Found guilty by jury
and fined $4,000 and one hour in
Jail.
The State of Texas vs X. M.
Moore. aggravated assault.
Continued on application of
State.
The State of Texas vs Minnie
Crawford. aggravated assault.
Verdict of jury. not guilty.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

The following is the proceed
ings of the County Court up un-
I'll Wednesday morning.
(. A. Pierce VS. l.. A. Tinker
suit on note Dismissed at cost
of Plaintiff.
James McC1rd Co. VS. $. G.
Scott ct al. suit on note. Com
tinued for service.
c. c. HAYS ct al. VS. Robinson
Bros. et al. suit on note. Con-
tinued by agreement of both
parties.
FIRST National Bank of Lub-
book VS. b. h. Fuller, suit on
note. Continued for service.
A. +. Lichty VS. G. f. Lock.
hart, suit on debt. Continued
by agreement.
j. j. Reynolds VS. Geo. Nc
Pherson. punishment. Judg-
ment in favor of plaintiff against
garnishee, Geo. Mcpherson, for
the sum of S279. %. and all costs
in the garnishment proceedings.
J. j. Reynolds VS. Percy Spen-
Ger. garnishment. Judgment
dismissing, garnishee, Percy
Spencer. at the cost OF Plaintiff.
w. O. Tubbs VS. M. S. Acuff,
garnishment. Continued by
agreement of parties without
prejudice.
Laura A. Tucker VS. Theodore
Summers. suit on notes. Judg-
ment bv default in favor Of
plaintiff against defendant for
principal. interest, attorneys fee
and cost Of suit.
Theodore Summers VS. j. X.
Marlin ct al. collection of note
and foreclosure. Dismissed on
motion and at cost of plaintiff.
Lubbock State Bank VS. w. ID.
Mayfeld and c. Il. Locke. Dis
missed on motion and at cost Of
Plaintiff.
Rankin Lyle VS. W. A. Turner.
collection of note. Continued on
agreement Of parties.
w. 5. Posey vs. +. b. Penney
et al. collection of note. Judg.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

J. n Kemp, a prosperous
stockfarmer. who lives seven
miles northeast Of town. was
pleasant caller at our office this
week and while here gave us
little hog history which we think
worth repeating. Mr.. Kemp
says that on Nov. /, 1911 he pur-
chased one SOW and on Nov. 18th
shebecame the mother of ten pigs.
Oct. 18th. 1912, he sold the en-
tire bunch for the sum Of Sl6S. rs
How is this for making money?
From one sow and a little feed
land we have more feed in this
county than any other county
in the statel he has made a very
nice little piece of money. We
believe that If our farmers would
spend a little more time in rails
ing hogs, that their bank account
would be much larger. The
country around Lubbock Is es-
pecially adapted for growing
peanuts as well as the many
other feed stuifs. and peanuts is
one Of the best fattening feeds for
hogs. horses or cows that is
grown today in this great state
Of ours.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

An organized effort is now under
way In the following counties creating
sentiment In favor of bond issues and
elections will probably be called some
time this year:
Andrews. Bastrop. Bowie, Brazoria.
Calhoun. Camp. Comanche, Concho.
Denton, Erath. Gonzales. Gregg. Hall.
Hamilton. Harris. Harrison. Hemphill.
Hiil. jefferson. Jim Wells. Johnson.
Mclennan. Navarro, Nueces. Pccos.
Potter. Runnels. Rusk. Throckmorton.
Trinity. Webb. Wichita and Wilson.
The association Ia keeping close tab
on road building In each county aud
reports received from county judges.
commissioners and the secretaries Of
the various commercial organizations
throughout the state show that III
counties are now engaged In improv'
ana or buildins highways and approxt
mAicly 800 miles OF new roads have
boon built ~ Tar this year at n oost
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

w. J. Duncan. who is connect
ed with Robinson Bros. realty
company. returned Tuesday from
combined business and pleasure
trip to Amarillo.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

Milton Robinson and wife Of
Plains, are visiting the formers
father and mother. Mr.. and
MIS-. ID. Robinson.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

j. +. Stephens. manager Of the
Stephens x Co.. dry goods store.
made business trip TO Dallas
returning Tuesday.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

Sam Moore, Of Slide. spent
Wednesday in the city.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

1otu sssssss $500 F-i'' A'-NN
Robertson County leads in road and
bridge bonds issued having held four
successful elections. issuing bonds TO
tho amount OF $500 900. and Fort Bend
County comes second with three cleo
tions voting bonds aggregating $685.
00O while Live Oak County Is the 9th
er extreme with a bond Issue OF only
$1,000. Bastrop. Lamar and Ellis
Counties have each held two success.
ful bond elections and have issued
bonds this year 10 the amount OF $780,
900; s24O0 and sl7b. 900 respectively.
Road Laws Should Be Amended.
The road law requiring twothirds
majority OF votes cast 10 authorize
bond issue imposes upon the progress
I've citizens n tremendous campaign
OF education which frequently exhausu
the energies and resources OF the pub
lio.spirited citizens before they can
convince two-thirds OF the voters
Fourteen bond elections we're won on
a majority basis. but lost on two
thirds requirement The defeated bond
issues total Si.s02.500. An effort s
being mado in an these counties 70 call
another election for road bond iseues
Elections have been defeated In "a
-. 81
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1912-10-31

Petitions for good road bonds aggre-
eating 100000 have bean filed and the
date set for election by the Commits
sloners Court In the following coun-
ties
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

When first the danSelions came
And settled on my lawn
l welcomed them with great ac-
claim
For then I wasn't "on."
l thought them very pretty flow
ers
(And that of course Is true)
1 used to look at them for hours
When they were far and few.
But when they came to go TO seed
/ learned this fact-alas--
The dandelion Is weed
Which raises Ned with grass
And when I'd dug three thousand
out
With long and bitter toll,
Three times that lot began to
sprout
Within the turfy soil.
No matter how I fought, they
gained
With energy serene,
Until at last my lawn remained
Without one bit of green;
The dandelions grew apace
And forced the grass to yield
And when they went to seed, the
place
Looked like cotton field.
But have made deep-laid plot
By which to get ahead.
Next year I'll AXE my little lot
A DANDELION bed;
I'll fight the GRASS-beyond a
doubt
1t will come marching on,
And choke the dandelions out
And / shall have 1awnl
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29
BY the Junior Office Bow

we amt got none too mulch
clothesline, but would rather
hang the clothes out on the Tense
than disappoint the yung lady
but archy was real romantfck,
he couldn't see 1t that way at all
not having no idea who rote
him the letter, he had CRATE
hunch, he rote 8 letters to diff
ferent gerls that he thot II mite
have been, and he sent them all
archy hadent never ritten no
love letters befoar, but he had
read sum in books and in ac-
cunts of breech of promise trials,
and he certenly did turn ON the
hot air
one of his letters was to a
yung lady that lived near by.
witch he thot mite of got stuck
on him without him knowing It
but she hadent, and when
archy's letter come, she showed
1t to her big bruther, about the
size of 3 archys and then sum
the big bruther went over 10
archy's house and 1t took archy's
pa and ma and the hired gerl and
cop to save archy's life
now archy don't hardly dare to
go to the grosery for fear sum of
the uther yung ladys he rote to
has got big bruthers also
and all becos some skirt want
ed to have sum fun, leave IL to
the fare sex to make trubbel, It's
their dish johny +
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

n. y, june 29.-gerIs are al
ways up to sum devilment
there's a yung Teller up In har-
lem pritty near got his block
nocked off, account of sum gerl
trying to play a funny COAX on
him
the boy is archy peters, he is a
nice boy and lives with his folks
and goes to high school, and he
amt never been very strong for
the skirts
the luther day a letter comes
for him. and he opens it, and this
is what Ii sed
IL me to you you wish to bring
send to me a diamond ring
but IL for me there is no hope
send me quick 2 yards of rope
D. s.--if the author of this you
canont CESS
send note to the gerl that you
love best
well, archy he got all excited
about this MYSTERIOUS love letter.
and being a good boy he took it
to his ma
she red it. and she sed, 60 on
down In the seller and cut 2
yards off the clothesline, and IL
You got any idea who sent you
that letter for GOODNESS sake
take the rope to her like she asks
You to
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29
Lawson---He'n Save Us

The Tom Lawson revival is stirring Massachu-
setts and attracting attention in such distant parts
Wall Street. You may not care to absorb all the
stock Tom offers, nor even want to see him break
into the United States senate, but you can't deny
that he is interesting and often educational.
He is telling the old Bay State that there is but
one issue---high cost of living; but duty Of the
hour---to smash it; but statesman who knows
how-Tom Lawson himself. Here is the disease as
he diagnoses it,
Watered stock, the money trust, the stock ex-
change, then paying the fiddler by means of high
priced commodities. He points at your old friend,
j. Pierpont Morgan, the arch fend- of the whole
heart breaking business of coming vacuum into
dividend paying stocks
Yes, and Tom says the very first minute he gets
into the senate he will rise in his place and demand
an investigation that will not investigate just around
the edges but lay bare the whole squirmng mass OF
iniquity. Guaranteed result: Cost of living smashed
without reducing wages or incomes.
Well, old Massachusetts now has direct election
of senators, and if she thinks Tom Lawson as good
q successor Of George T. Hoar as Murray Crane we
shant kick, but just stand off and watch the fur fly
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

NEW YORK, June 29.-"How
to make marriage success ?"
Lillian Russell, honeymooning
alone in her New York flat while
her bridegroom was booming
Teddy at Chicago, leaned back
in her chair and smiled, as she
repeated the question.
!, Making marriage a success, "
she said finally, after much puck
ering of the "fairest brow" just
as If she didn't care bit about
wrinkles, els the easiest thing in
the world-and the hardest! It's
the easiest If you put brains into
II and the hardest If You don't!
"You see, it's perfectly simple
IL you start with the right ideas.
But If you begin knowing that
familiarity can do nothing but
eventually breed contempt, you
will succeed.
| "In other words, a wife must
let husband know her wisely
but not TOO well. She must pre-
serve a little privacy of person
a little mystery about herself.
She must not be an open book
that he who runs may read, for
If she Is, he who reads will run
and will never stop running.
"The happiest couple l ever
knew were an old army colonel
and his wife. And the secret of it
all was the way they conducted
their daily life.
''In the morning the colonel
would send up to his wife's room
to see IL she was ready to re,seive
him. IL she was dressed and look
ing her best, she would send for
him. But IL not, the colonel was
asked TO wait.
"Then they would breakfast
together and after that go for a
walk or drive. They never asked
an accounting of each other, but
took each other on trust. She died
at II and he at 70, and they
never had an unhappy moment.
1.-THE second thing a woman
must remember is that man is
the natural business head of his
establishment. Man likes brains
In his wife, but he doesn't want
her to continually dictate TO him.
Here Is the third rule--that
a woman should always have
outside interests.
'Iet her plan her own dresses
or her own hats, IL she has tall
ent along those lines, and let her
join good social or literary
club.
And last of all, but perhaps
most important of all, wife. to
be truly successful. must keep in
condition.
'.And IL a wife doesn't keep her
looks---the looks that come from
particular grooming and hygienfc
living she's bound to lose out.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

Strawberries Local, $1@1.15.
0ranges-$2.25. sS.25 and
91-s6.
Rhubarb - Home grown. 70
n.
California Grape Fruit-ss.5o
04.60.
Cbsrries-z5c@s1.o0.
Asparagus = Wash. 1880
$50.
Potafoes-$25 a ton.
Issttucesf.1o . crate; 20 .
6ox. heads
Turnips s1@1.ss . sack.
Beef~-11 012c.
Pork-19K 01eHe
oolsry-s0c . doz-s $3.50 q
crate
Boets Sc sack.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29
M5r AlYthin5
NOW, ALL TOGETHERi

NOW, ALL TOGETHERi
My country, tits of thee,
Sweet land of Tammany,
OF thee sing.
Land of Boss Murphy's pride,
Where Barnes and Taft abide;
From Wall streets putrid hide
Let Freedom spring!
The Muskegon (Mich.) Times
had a convention story about
'Silas w. Fairbanks, former vice
president.
Two Muskegon men saw It,.
One said to the other, "I'll bet
that'd make Joe mad IL he saw
it."
Zoe who?" inquired the 9TH
err ~
"Why, Joseph w. Fairbanks.
You ought to read up on his
tory"
Now, isn't that enough to
make Buttermilk Charley real
peeved?
Edison and most babies think
four hours sleep per night is
enough for any man.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

Tacoma ladies are all excited
over the Times free tickets to
the Empress Theater. They are
searching the classified pages
and three ladies each night find
themselves to be the lucky ones.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29
EXTRACT from President
Observations


THE Moose lodge but Mon
tanara mighty
oriole and the fans
their Sunday dinners.
BILLIE is talking
interesting to to read Biies stories
Tigers in iimesht just presentthe Tacoma
Tammany Tiger.
everything week and hoop
fashio way.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

Onions-$1.10@2.85.
Lemons-s4W5-50.
Carrots-$2 a sack.
Cabbage u % 3hc.
Spinach--9oc-
Chickens-i4 q 22c a lib.
Oysters-s7.50 per sack.
CIams-$1.90 sack.
Crahs--s1.50 Oils dos.
Butter.
Washington creamery-3oc.
Eggs
Washington Ranch-24c.
WHOLESALE PRICES.
Feed
Hay. $1,000 ton: oats, $3a
ton; wheat, s32033; shorts,
1890 ton: bran. 427.60 q ton.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

LILLIAN RUSSEIiL'S DON'TS FOR SUCCESSFUL WIVES
husband know about yourself. Always
a little mystery about
to husbands affairs. brains
bOssism.
housebound and thus perspective
life. Join club do social work something
mental cobwebs.
Don't dissipae You hold your you
night Ioafing
day.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29
NEW l0RK LErTEp x asa

James, L. l.. to Supreme Court
Justice Stapleton. accompanying
Jmnge's application for citizen
ship papers. The latter read:
Dear Justice Stapleton: The
bearer, Mr.. Junge, Is my farm
foreman, and is a very prudent.
intelligent and wise man, though
not glib, to say the least. He is
able to hold his tongue in all the
languages without the least diff
ficulty, which is more than can
be said of most of us in St. James.
"He wants to be made citt-
zen. When he applied for citizen
ship papers before. he was reject
cd for not knowing how many
members compose the national
House of Representatives. could
not help but sympathize with
him, as 1 did not know the num-
Der myself.
Ellis calm German sense and
Judgment, as unerring as the
crack of doom, seem to me far
more important, especially as he
has good German education"
Junge got his papers.
MUSIC HATH CHARMS
FOR TURKEY TROTTERS
A young man who lives in a
hotel In AID st. recently rented a
player-piano and a bunch of rag
time records. The first evening
he had 1t he played 1t joyously
from 8 to 1880. Then his legs
gave out and he quit. Soon there
came knock at his door. A bell
boy stood there.
Please. SIR" he said, 1926.
336, 29S, 40 and 413 want to
know If you won't play some
more. They're all turkey-trot-
TIM"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-06-29

The time is coming when a
voter will shed his party as he
now does a WORKOUT coat.