The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-03-11
The Peeved
Bill Clerk

leeroasay erwaaie& his stool into posi-
| don and percAea himself His name
b Tamofhy Hayseed. and he's from
Squash Center. He'd have stayed
there. but the COWS we're always mis-
taking him for something TO eat and
he got bitten mp quite badly
How interesting" remarked the
cashier. "A very odd name. Isn't i.
wei, I won't say that's his sure
enough name" the bill clerk kindly
explained But II ought 10 be- He's
the worst Jay you ever saw He's got
freckIes all over his nose and here's
the Joke:
AT breakfast he asked tie landIady
for another plate Of cakes Honesti
And when she asked him If he would
Mt Ike anything more-sarcastic- you
/ know-he says. 7 believe III have. an
/ other piece Of steak. please Just that
II way. And he'd 5zbbed two pieces
when the dish went around He's
looking for a Job. think we ought
TO make room for him here"
did the old lady throw the coffee
pot At his headz" asked the cashier
she ought TO have" replied the
bin clerk. with a grin 'Its wonder
she didn't"
"she didn't them
~of course, she didn't" said the BIN
clerk
| You don't mean 10 say that he got
his plate Of cakes and his steak de
manded the cashier Surely notz"
~of course. he did" answered the
bin clerk Did you suppose she'd
tel him he'd had all she could afford
to give him? What kind Of Joint
do you think it is"
We'll, well" said the cashier. NC
doubt 1t would be rather remarkable
II the good woman objected 20 supply
ing more food than this rustic per
son paid for"
~oh, l guess he didn't get any more
than he paid for. II you come 70 that,
said the bill clerk
The strange thing vas that the
young man should ask fer What he
wanted them queried the cashier
is that It, johnny
IF you knew the old lady, you'd
think II was" said the bin clerk
And he got the cakes-ard he
steak" said the cashier He certain
ly must be bloekhead. II he'd
kept still he'd have had the pleasure
of leaving the table hungry. II al
probability.
TITS TO be hoped he viii learn; 4
he doesn't, its hard 10 predict VIA
will become os him
TO begin with, he'll 60 around ask
ing for fob. I suppose. and hel
keep on asking until he gets T. IN
stead Of politely waiting for the jot
TO come 10 him It's quite evideE
that he hasn't any delicacy whatever
Think OF a young man-Eiih fTecklei
OF his nose, tool-ssking busy peopl'
to give him work. Just because Z,
happens TO want Il Shameful"
We'll. II you think it's all right q
put your feet in the trough. you can,
muttered the bill clerk
I'm not sure that il isn't all right
II ron happen 10 be q hog and you
associates are hoggish," said the cash
Ter.
I'm not casting any reflections o.
your boarding house" he continued
u merely want TO call your attentio,
10 the fact that this IS 3 cold. crue
world. Il isn't enough 70 look huE
CRY: you've got 70 boiler for grls
and that in no uncertain tone Il 20
do that its a hundred 70 one TIA
youn get X"
your friend. NJ Timothy Hayseet
is making a pretty good beginning
you ask ne When he gets his 5O'
he'll ask about anything he wants
know and then he'll ask Tor q rails
OF salary"
I That's all the good i would do hi
/ e he worked here" remarked the II
/ / clerk
/ You cant ever until you TT. sal
( the cashier. After hes got most {
4 the knowledge regarding the bus
II ness" he continued. he'll ask for
partnership. and he'll naturally g,
that
In course Of tine he'll ask Il
other members az the firm 70 -eIir
ard they xiii gracefully sktdoo.
J they don't. he'll scoop II a uajo-ir
OF the stock ard kick en- out
Having accoupls sled this. he'll as
the principal firms in the same line
business TO consolidate with him az
allow him 70 direct their dsstinie
and they viii 90 So
Then he will consider that his
custry is entitled 70 a little speci
legislation OF the fostering order al
be viii ask fer il L Re can put I