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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
Work for a Dull Day.

II is better to wash windows on q
dull day or at a time when the sun
does not shine directly on them. First
OF all. take a painters brush and dust
the windows with It. inside and out:
then wash the woodwork inside before
touching the glass at all. For b win
dow washing itself use warm water.
adding n tablespoonful OF kerosene oil
to a pail Of water. Dry with a soft
cloth that leaves no lint and polish
carefully with tissue paper.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
MICHIGAN Enthusiast.

LANSING. Mich, Feb. 25.-"The
statement OF Theodore Roosevelt rings
true. II is Just like him." said Gov.
ernor Chase s. Osborn in a signed
statement tonight.
Tie enlisted in the public service
as soon as he left Harvard. His state
ment today is in line with his entire
life work for the people.
Consequently. when such n call
was made upon him TO become n can.
didate for president as was never be-
Tore made upon any citizen OF the
United States. he does not shrink. His
candidacy means nothing 10 him. I,
means everything 10 the people"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
FOUR TOTS KILLED
Perish N Tragedies. Of Unusual
Nature. On Sunday : n
P~hifadetphfa.

PHILADELPHIA. Feh. cr-Three
year old benjamin Wrinkle was run
over nr' killed to-day when lac tod
died On front ~ trolley car. near his
h"m" a. Second and BaFg streets
IEr,' lahi"s. ca,n aE-d two months
were r'-' arriI'ufis Killed her" too
Itt '.,'.it N".rE. &C. 1913 %assal
street and Hnstnra ~Srha-fser. 90 girI
N1.fh Chadwick street were smofh-
cred wlrf members ~ their families
f.'iri .f.r ftriu ir 'r.lr sleep ror-
'f' 90. 7H.r. - 1914 Aid.r street.
wua ff.. f. death F.l her ...ft
rc Do o.. rm o. .gara from ta,
st...
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
REST DAY

Today b. rest day for 'nc members
OF the Sunday party and there Will be-
no services At tho tabernacle me
members will rest ~ FOR tho strenuous
work Of IN" week 20 follow ana th"ra
Is no aet program 20 follow Most 81
the time viii be spent in their room-
az the hotel or sightseeing about mo
city and SURROUNDINGS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
Bass Comments.

CONCORD. y. H.. Feb. 25.-Gov-
n Robert p. Bass. when he learned
or ex-President R%oosevclt's answer 10
the letter OF himself and six other
governors. said:
Mr.. Roosevelt's answer TO the gov-
ernors' letter makes the situation
clear. II is now the duty OF the party
leaders TO support the man whom the
majority OF the voters OF the party
believe will carry into effect the prin-
ciples they favor. This can only be
done by giving the voters an oppor.
tunity directly TO express their choice
before the convention"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
STABBING
Ends Christening at pvuesIeve
Miners Home sunday Even
ing: Victim May Live.

Sunday evening about s O'Clock a
christening az the home OF a foreigner
named Solvich was broken up when
a boaTder. known as Frank Cosnnon-
lie. drew a knife and stabbed the head
OF the family over the heart. The vic
tim was attended by DR.. Forsythe.
The assailant escaped.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26

making - much more effective than
In other Ways
On % the features taken up vas
The plan FOR the formation OF Bible
classes. With the object In view o.
reaching a great many working girls
The work OF Miss SAKE in this city will
be Of great value 20 many Sunday
school teachers. as she has special
methods OF teaching by charts and
maps.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
GOVERNORS
COMMENT
On the Announcement OF the Csndi-
dacy OF Roosevelt for the
Presidency.

TOPEKA. kas.. Feb. Ex-Governor
W. X. Stubbs tonight declared that
Roosevelt's letter OF acceptance is
positive. patriotic and thoroughly
Rooseveltian.
"If Roosevelt is nominated" the
governor said. he will receive practi.
cally the solid Republican vote as we'll
as n heavy Democratic vote in Kan
sas."
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26

on YOUR mailing iis; durins your rush
Z am Yours.
pAS ? I'LL
Huntington. " Va. Feb ..
? : ! hope when Billy 20
Huntington We a have and will have
a paper equal 10 the occasion.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
BLESS The CITY COUNCIL"
tcoaeAs.d from ri.v,s,s rar.)

Hsh EAsteLll E4a
Rad with 'he people you would 10, put
much store On them
Mr. Sunday then took up several %
w" commandments separately lie
ola not mince words or hesitate 20
speak most plainly lust What be
the Commandments meant 20
convey becoming so enthusiastic in
d'hning some of tho delicate Com.
msndments that he asked Mr. Gin 20
hand him "A chair that his voice might
reach the people "afar back Give
me n chair quickly. Gili: I must reach
those people afar back there said
ne.
No Other Gods.
The first Commandment saws:
rho shalt have no other gods before
Me. Money IL the god OF the people
or this twentieth century. II has been
n curse: II has caused men to murder.
women TO give mp their virtue: II
causes graft. crime. destruction and
everything: II is driving thousands OF
people TO he'll every day. Money has
caused lying. gambling. murder, theft
and everything that is wrong. Men
cut down their wives and children's
income that they might have more
hAtAtN- iOu WHO love your money
god might as well go TO a bank and
get n 500 bill. frame IL and bow
down 10 il for your god. for that's Just
what you are doing hen you are run
ming after money. But. at last. after
YOU have bought all things there will
be something YOU
Can't Buy With Money
tho saving OF your soul. loud ap-
plause.)
Just rs soon rs you have taken
YOUR stand for the Lord and society
knows ypI won't be invited IN any
more OF their functions when YOU can
Zoo n YOU can drink the other person
Under the table Before Mrs. Sunday
md ! took up the fight for the Lord
"" went out into society. but the
homes We visited ~ wears ago are
now closed 10 us. n you become a
Christian you must be vilifed by n lot
~ low down NUTS in society. zap
plause)
- gentleman whom visited some
time ago in Washington took me
through
His Fine New Home.
We entered a large room without nil.
lar or post. with n smooth floor. What
do O think OF his ROOM he asked
Is l. a picture gallery - 7 asked NO
said he. 4 am ashamed 10 say is but
q ballroom. ! did not want 10 have
9 In my home. but my wife and daugh.
ters were going in Washington so.
Ciety and I had 70 build II in my
home. ! don't want H. he said. I hate
g. Society ruined his home and he
went down 20 tho grave a heart-broken
man. That's money. the god some OF
NOu arc WOrshipinC
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-26
TAFT REFUSES


THAT Dis name Do not used. u was
th's
% know tia: vc'rc right and I am
confident shat $50 Will be- succ.ssfII "
u h17 only been ln The last fort.
r'rh' VIA. President TAFT has been
wiling 'o admit fo his closest friends
'hlt Do believed Colonel Roosevelt
". To- enter 'I" race against him f0r
'.' OBJ nation o. iF doubted whether
.H 'n f'. .'-. wir.'" hc V4a fl.lv cna
O. mood '..' lrf arrn.H,r~'rt ,lu.-g
'r"'. a- f...H... H- would Dol. With
pH F SIRIUS attached
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
New Enterprise

Chas. N. McNulty of this city, in
addition to his stock and alfalfa en-
terprise, will engage in the real es-
tate business and auctioneering. He
will have his office in the room on
Main street with Prof. Richardson. :.
Mr.. McNulty has some good bar
gains, trading propositions and mer-
chandise listed and for sale or ex-
change. For full particulars about
these see him or send for one OF his
lists. He also is open to list engage
ments as auctioneer. Mr.. McNulty
has had much experience in agricul-
ture and in handling farm produce,
horses. cattle. sheep. hogs. farm ma
chincry, hardware. automobiles and
furniture. In al lthis he has gained
valuable appreciation of values. He
is a graduate of the Missouri Auction
school and is ably qualified to get the
best prices for his patrons. Cal up.
on him or write him as to dates. This
is business that is needed here and
establishes another enterprise in Ord,
way
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23

That was some game last Sunday
believe me, not b'levc muh. The
total OF twenty-five hits made by the
two teams showed that they were
there with the stick, but the Ordways
had all the best OF the look-in. There
is no use talking. Ordway is playing
great ball these days. We took the
lead early in the game and consist
emily kept it until the finish. Fowler
did good work with the stick, but
failed to bunch their hits. thereby los
ing the game, and it was n one, two,
three times and out for the Apostles
OF the Water Cart. a.
Doc Freeman seems to be get
ting back into. his old form and is
putting up a great article with the
bat. Kctchum is in his old batting
clothes and is big acquisition to
the team. He has been sorely miss
cd this season.
The score of last Sundays game
f1u1
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23

Whereas. the laudable. natural de-
sircs of the people OF each of the
towns of Sugar City. on the one hand.
and of Ordwav on the other, to have
the county seat of Crowley county.
Colorado, permanently located, each
at their own town. have necessarily
put them into a position of rivalry;
Whereas, such rivalry is entirely
justifablc and creditable to each, SO
long as the contest engendercd is car
ried on and conducted in an honor
able way, along legitimate lines, but
Whereas, activities of the people of
each. perhaps through zeal in criti-
cism of the workers and sympathizers
OF the other, have. given rise to GER
tain harsh structures OF both sides,
from both, the alleged grounds of
which ought not to be and probably
are not true, and should they remain
unchallengcd, inevitably will rebound
to the material injury of both COM
munities; therefore be it
Resolved. that the Chamber of
Comemrce of Ordway, Colo, acting
for all those honorable, straightfor-
ward, fair dealing people who favor
Ordway in such contest, hereby ten
dcrs to the Chamber of Commerce,
of Sugar City, Colo, the invitation,
that it select and designate such per-
sons as it may choose, in any desired
number, to come into the town of
Ordway, or go into any territory of
the county which they may sec. fit,
and make a thorough, house to house
canvass and poll of all the voters
found therein, qualified to vote on the
question of the location of said coun-
ty seat.
That this Chamber, and each of its
members, will use every reasonable
endeavor and we hereby request and
urge all people interested with us on
that question to see that NO obstacle
shall be dcsigncdly interposcd to pre-
vent such canvass and poll being
thorough and as accurate as the per-
sons making it may obtain.
That, believing the real. resident
people of Sugar City to be up to
the average of honest intention and
possessed of the spirit of fair dealing,
this Chamber confidently awaits the
action OF the Chamber of Commerce
there, representing them, extending
to it like invitation to similar ac-
ton in that town and its vicinity, and
expects to receive advice of the same
on or before one week from this date.
Adopted August goth, 1912.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Prisoner Bites Marshal

While attempting to remove a piece
of wire from the tail of hound last
week, Marshal Worker was badly
bitten on the left wrist. AS the dog
had no tag he concluded to exercise
his authority as chief dog killer after
the accident and nut the canine out
of the way of mischievous boys who
were responsible for its wearing this
torturing attachment several weeks,
during which time it had chewcd
most Of the tail away trying to free
itself. Anyone guilty of such an act
would not hesitate to curse his grand
mother,
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23

Farewell Party

A most delightful time was had by
all who attended the party given at
the Henry Immcl home Monday eve
nine>in honor of Miss Minnie Immel
and Henry Avery. who have been Wis
iting here for several weeks. but de-
parted for their home in Enid, Okla,
Wednesday noon. The party, which
was in the nature. of farewell gath
ering, was given on the beautiful
lawn at the Immel home and the re-
freshments, consisting OF fruit salad
and cake, were served at tables on
the lawn.
The young ladies who enjoyed this
function were: Matilda Helms. Rose
Nuffer, Maye Helms, Cora Cockcrel
Vada Mundell, Rose Pantlc, Jessie
Waugh. Nellie Kerstcn, Kate Pantlc,
Bertha Waugh. Ida Vite, Helen Nuf-
fer. Lizzie and Mayc Immel, Mrs.
E. E. Hosler, Mrs. Ulta Helms. Mrs
J. Helms were also present.
The gentlemen were: John Bauer
Paul Nuffer, Charles Helms, Merle
Roberts. Arthur Helms. Jake Pantlc,
John Pantle. Alfred Zinn, Will For.
cher, Ed Rates. George Brauser
Fred Vite. Carl Pantle. Otto Segal
Boyd Mundell. Fred Forchcr, Lloyd
Mundcll, Otis Bollackcr, Marion AK.
tell, Master Arlic Helms and Rev.
P. G. Nuffcr.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Nor with the New Era

The average country newspaper
man is about the easiest proposition
that was ever pushed over the dump.
Here's the proof. All the campaign
committees, state and national, want
publicity. They all realize the value
of the country newspaper. Instead of
dealing with them direct, they go to
the boiler plate houses and pay them
large sums of money. Then the plate
houses offer the boiler plate to the
newspapers free of charge. The poll
ticians get the publicity, the plate
trust gets the money and the news
papers get what the boy shot at. 1t
don't go in the Call shop.-Long-
mont Call.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Olney.Springs
Again onDeck

Mrs. Nickols spent Monday in Pu.
eblo.
Lewis Farris left for their home
in St. Louis Friday.
Miss Pearl Wall spent several days
in Fowler this week.
E. A. Shaffer and daughter, Edna
were Pueblo visitors Saturday.
Mrs. Tom Taylor OF Canon City is
visiting at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
E. E. Curtis.
Mrs. Frank Montgomery and child
rem of Denver are visiting in the
Cowden home.
Mrs. o. L. Griswold entertained
the King Center Ladies Aid society
Thursday afternoon.
Miss Alice Hancn returned home
Friday from California after having
spent a very pleasant vacation.
Mrs. Hayes has been quite sick the
past week but at this writing is re-
ported much better.
The sacred concert given at the
church last evening was we'll attend
ed and enjoyed by all. Much credit
is due Mrs. McKeeby for her help
and the interest she takes in making
these concerts success.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Cowden, Mrs.
Ira Gilbert, Mrs Cora Griggs. George
Minyard, Dr. Farris, Willie Sterling,
Terrill Griswold, Joe Summerfaltcr
and Miss Jessie Steele were fishing
at Windmill lake Sunday. They re-
port splendid time.
Several friends gathered at the
beautiful home of Mr.. and Mrs. J. H.
Cowden Wednesday evening to spend
a few pleasant hours with Mrs. Par
ker Young of Albuquerque, N. NJ.
The evening was spent in the playing
of games and listening to music. both
vocal and instrumental. After dain-
ty lunch the guests bade Mrs. Young
adieu and expressed hope for an
other early visit of the charming lady
to Olney Springs.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Decorative Advertising

AS means of advertising their ad-
vantages. cities throughout Colorado
are planning for unique and large
representation in the decorated auto
mobile parade which is to be the
opening event of the Pixies Peak re-
gion summer carnival and Indian
shan kive. 1t is planned to make
this parade the greatest convocation
of power machines ever brought to-
gether in this country. 1t is to be
held on Tuesday morning, August 27.
In the parade last year Oklahoma
took first prize with 72 machines in
line, Texas and Kansas were close
seconds. Missouri, Iowa, Illinois,
Nebraska, Arkansas, and Louisiana
also were represented. Summer Wis
itors who have brought their autos
are organizing to participate and dec
orate The Texas women are COM
bining to decorate one car, hoping tr
receive the prize for the best deco
rated machine; while the majority of
the cars will merely carry the state
banner in the parade.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Local and Personal
Gossip Of Ordway
Meet me at the melon pile.

Meet me at the melon pile.
All the best horses in the west at
the Arkansas Valley fair.
Miss Linnic Colycr rctursed Satur-
day from visit of sevrai weeks in
Colorado Springs.
Miss frankie Miller of Pueblo has
been the house guest of the Misses
Deans the past week.
Phil Patrick returned Saturday
from Pueblo, where he has been laid
up for a week or more.
Miss Belle Gallavan has returned
from her visit in Kansas and is again
on duty at Gallavan Bros store.
Franck Hcckcnlivcly is moving in
go the Downcy house on Sherman
avenue. He has been living on the
divide.
Mrs. DR.. J. E: Jeffery and her
father, H. J. Clark, left Wednesday
to spend a month or SO in Kansas
City, Mo.
The finance committee for Crowley
day is out on a campaign for money.
"Evcrybody's doing it" on this stunt.
II you haven't subscribed yet, come
across.
Several autos conveyed number
of local Elks to Rocky Ford Tuesday
evening to witness the limitations OF
H. c. Ticdemann, A. A. Brown and
George Renton.
Mrs. Wenzcl Waller OF Seneca,
Kans., arrived Saturday for visit
with her son, j. N. Waller. She will
be joined later by daughter who
will accompany her to Denver and
Colorado Springs on sightseeing
trip.
J.. A. Fosdick arrived Friday from
Dighton. Kan, to look after business
matters and returned Monday. Ex-
cessive rains ip that section prevent
ed the farmers from harvesting their
wheat at the proper time and they
are due to lose portion of it.
Fred J. Hilvcrt arrived Sunday to
prepare for the heavy cantaloupe
shipments which will begin in anoth-
er week. He has represented s. A.
Gerard & Co. here for the-past three
years, and has made many friends in
and around Ordway, who are always
glad to see him.
H. NJ. Engle of Burlington, Mo-,
passed through Ordway Monday.
Mr.. Engle had the misfortune to lose
his wife while travelling overland Tor
the benefit of her health. She was
afflicted with tuberculosis and died
on August 7, just as they reached
Rocky Ford. Her remains were ta-
ken to the Missouri home for inter-
ment. Mr.. Engle. returned this week
for the auto and is now en- route
home.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Carnival Next Week

The Pixies Peak region will be
host to al the old time cowmen the
last week in August, during the. car
nival and Shan Kive A Cow camp"
has been located in the middle of
town, tents procured, an old time
cook employed and arrangements
made to maintain free "chuck wag-
on" Feed for the horses and grub
for the men has been donated, and
all that the old timers will have to do
is to bring in their horses and kits.
unsaddle and rap on their tin plates
when the cook hesitates.
Thirty or more years ago there was
not fence between Pixies Peak and
the Kansas line, and the region
swarmed with cattle grazing on the
short grass. Many of the fellows
who rode the range were improvi-
dent, and are today not able to at
tend big reunion, but they are want
ed and it will be made easy for them
to come. More than thousand in
vitations have been sent out.
One of the features of the enter
tainment for them will be genuine
cowboy dance, which will be held IN
the open air, with old time fddIers
and callers. 1t will open with TWEEN
ty sets of cowboys and girls riding
through the figures in quadrillc.
A band of IS Ute Indians will look
on ar the merrymakinps Of their an
cient and once dreaded foes.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Local. Tennis
Champs Win

In the deciding contests of the Ar
kansas valley tennis tournament held
here Sunday the honors went to Ord
way for the doubles, r. L. Martin
and Fred Rohl being the victors. The
singles were won by the naval station
at Las Animas. The towns repre-
sented in the tournament were Fow-
Ter, Sugar City, Ordway, Las Animas
and Rocky Ford.
The scores:
Doubles-Rocky Ford, Pearcc, Zit-
owski; U. S. Navy Hospital. w. A.
Mcintyre, T. X. Jay: La Junta de-
faulted; Ordway. Rohl and Martin
Fowler defaulted; U. S. Navy Hos
ptal at Las Animas. bye; Rocky
Ford-Ordway, Ordway won, 6-e, 6-3;
Ordway-U. S. Navy Hospital. Ord
way won, 6-2, CO. IS.
Singles - Rocky Ford Ordway,
Ordway won, IS, 6-I; Fowler-Swink,
Swink defaulted; La Junta-Sugar
City, La Junta won, 60, Ga; Fowler
U. S. Navy Hospital, Navy won. 10.
o-3. 6-3; U. S. Navy Hospital-La
JJunta. U. S. Navy won, 6-I, default
OrdwayU. S. Navy. Navy won three
sets to Ordway's one.
Rocky Ford, Zitowski; Ordway,
George Newton; Fowler, Harry Lew
is: La Junta. Fred Todd; Sugar City,
Harry Abel: U. S. Navy Hospital,
DR.. G. D. Hale.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Decorating the Plaster

Say, Billy, that was certainly a
fine girl l saw you with last evening.
Are you figuring on marrying her,
old MANI"
Not in a thousand years, Jimmie.
She's too f1ossy."
"How's that?"
why, she wouldn't wear porous
plaster without first running baby
ribbon through the holes"
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
FOWLER.

Summary: Stolen bases: Ordway
2, Fowler I. Double plays: Newton
to Rosson. Struck out: Ordway Q,
Fowler 8. Two-base hits: Debenham,
Freeman 4. Newton 2. Rosson, Nc
Kinlcy. Base on balls: Ordway. S.
Fowler 2. Home runs: Dunsmore.
Hit by pitc he'd bali: Lamereaux. Um-
pire: Gallavan. Time: 2:I5. Attend
ance: $50.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
News from Forder
and Pearl Springs

V. M. Jones was in Ordway We'd
nesday.
Charles Baker was an Ordway Wis
itor Wednesday.
Roy Cline and wife were in Ord
way Wednesday to take the train
east.
Chas. Baker and Frank Mays have
just finished putting up fine crop
of hay.
J. o. Doughty has just completed
fencing forty acres and is plowing
for his next years crop.
Elmer and A. B. Metz have six
ty acre crop of Mexican beans. The
outlook is good for bumper crop.
John Williams and, E. o. PERI
drove to Ordway Tuesday. Mr.. Per
ry is hauling material for his new
house.
We are going to have big gaso-
line plow out here this fall that will
plow sod ground ten inches deep,
amt we. Tom?
Thomas Savage is preparing for
heavy cantaloupe shipments from his
patch and was hauling out crates from
Ordway Wednesday.
J. w. Cline and his son Roy have
fine crop. What you don't know
just wake tip down there in Ordway,
crank up that new Ford and take a
run out this way. The road is good
and crops are better.
Guy Henderson is now living on
the old home ranch and is busy put
ting up wild hay, which is yielding
heavily this year. At his ranch sew
eral miles northwest E. E. Calkins
is busy at similar work.
E. w. Clevrly has just completed
his second cement reservoir. He
plans to build several more for him
self and for others near by. They
measure 3ox3ox6 feet and will hold
$4,000 gallons of water. which he will
pump with gasoline engines. He has
ten acres of fine squash which he is
raising for seed.
Tom Savage has just about COM
pleted his cantaloupe shed and plans
to start shipping within the mex.
week or ten days and expects big re-
suits. John Williams will ship at
the same time. After his crop is off
his hands he will start on a cement
reservoir and new block house. He
also expects to buy about ten head
Of mich cows. What's her name,
John?
eoo.:,1 o..t,:t:4 e -,
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Pure Water Bunch
Got Short End Of It
Apostles of Water Cart Get
Horrible Jolt at Hands of
Locals in Last Game

There is no use of talking
that Ordway bunch of stick ar
lists is sure putting up a great
article of base ball these bright.
golden Colorado summer days.
The batting and fielding aver
ages are all to the good and the
boys are steadily on the job.
when it comes to the pleasant
task of making life miserable
for various opposing teams.
The Ordway new era., 1912-08-23
Good Chasers

An Irishman lost one of his finest
cows and asked Pat, his next door
neighbor, to help him find it. They
started out. After going some dis
tance they came to a sign which
read: "Winchester 30 miles" After
going some distance more they came
to a crossroad with sign that read,
Manchester 90 miles," Pat looked
at his friend and said, "1'll go no far
ther." why" says Mike. "Begor-
ry," said Pat, eff the wind chaster 80
miles, where the devil do you think
the COW is now?"