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STPRENE COJJRT OF THE DTSTRICT OF
ADMINISTRATOR This is to give notice that the
subscriber, Of the District Of Columbia, has OBJ
n the Probate OF the
iambia. deceased All persons having claims
hibit the same, with the vouchers thereof legal
IL authenticated TO the Subscriber on or before
they may by law be excluded from ali benefit
Of said estate Given under nv hand this 18th
d aaSs Of Februar 1912 MICHAEL MAHANn1
TASNER. Register Of Wills for the District Of
Columbia. Clerk Of the Probate Court. OSCAR
-aos-2 e..S..-.: -:
c. r. WILSON AND r. 7: STRICKLAND. At.
Of Columbia. Holding Special Term as a Dis
trict Court.-No. 1000. District Docket.-ln re
and part. Of lot. 70 and in square south q
e67. In the city of Washingtos. District Of Co
ambia for the msovemeat Of the Ap sa tia
Columbia. IN the acts of Congress approved
as s" 1915 lss Stat: T.. pt p ese,. and reSrn:
AIRY p, 1911 tSe STAT. L.. ri. !. ?. $50. each
act pa4 ans Of
sp s. ,s ssd 5hs Sta. act Of IS es.ps4 S
An act to facilitate the prosecution OF works
for the Of Tyt and
Of the United states on I the 18th day Of Feeru:
airy. 1912 through Clarence R; Wilson; esquire,
land. esquire. special assistant to the Attorney
General. seeking condemnation Of said lots l,
2 IL. II. b. a. Is and all that part or portion
northern line OF said lot with the western build
ing line Of Water street: thence westerly 60
feet, more or less. to a point ON the said bound
line Of 10, TO- THENCE south Is feet to the
feet, more or less. to the intersection Of said
south boundary line with the western building
building line Of Water As street ss feet
to the place Of beginning; and also all that
portion Of lot three 81 describes as beginning
at the southwest corner Of said lot thence north
or less, to a point thence easferly 1880 feet.
more or less, 10 a point on the easterly hound.
arr line of said lot thence southerly SO feet to
BOUNDARY lines OF said lot. thence westerly to
the point of beginning" bounded ON the north
by lot O and that DortIon OF lots 10 and not
south by South W street and on the west by LIST
street. west and all lying south Of South v
street and each and every parcel Of ground
living and being In the lots and portions OF lots
this 2ist day Of February 1912 ordered that
Col William FItzhugh. William Fttxhurh, Eliza.
beth Pearson. John Nicholson EIizsbeth Nichol.
| son. Mary Susan Nicholson Hugh r. Pritchard.
A. Keyser Henry HIN Carroll. William Ingle,
Samuel Blcdeett Clauiius r. Jewell Pattie w.
Jewell, Jane Victoria Jewell william l.nssell,
mick, John Hoye, Frederick Chaplin Jewell, VIII.
| liam B. TurpIn and stanton c. PeelIe, executors
| OF Claudius Il. Jewell deceased; Motley Young
Barry. wife Of James D. Barry: Julisnna Il.
Barry. wife Of Edmund Barry: Bennett Neale,
James Neale. William Neal Henry A. Neaie.
Il m ~
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DANCING.

DANCING.
PROF. WYNDHAM, sic 18th N.W.-CLASS.
1880: advanced class, $3.50 every Tues, Thurs.
& Sat. ewes. teaches all dances: private lessons
any hour: lessons, Soc: 6 for $3.50. Pm. M.567e.
ASSEMBLY DANCES. WED. AND SAT. EWES.
Natl Rides Armory: two orchestras; continu-
Gus dancing. $50 to L. Davisons Academy,
TO 9th NV; lessons any hour; class and dance
Tues. ewes: Boston taught. Phone NJ. 1854.
LEWIS HALL. 1902 18th ST. NV. FOR EN-.
Accommodations North 564.
GLOvER'S. 613 22nd ST. N.W.-PRI. LESSONS.
Soc. Waltz and 2-step gnar. in lessons. Class
and dance Tues. Thurs, Sat. eyes,. 2Sc. Fine
ballroom: rent. So. Orchestra. Phone w. 1lcS.
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IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE DIS
trict of Columbia.-In re estate Of Cornelius P.
Clark deceased Standardization No. 1905
This cause being referred to the auditor to as
certain and report the debts, the deficiency of
personal assets and the real estate necessary to
be sold for the payment Of said debts, notice Is
hereby given that will proceed with the refer
ence ON Monday. March %. 1912, at pm. at
the auditors rooms in the L. s. courthouse,
Washington. D. c., when all persons having
claims against said estate are notified to present
the same. with the proof thereof. Lofts A.
DENT. Auditor. ]. ". GLENNAN, Attorney.
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Henry c. Karr, JeWeler.
TEMPORARY LOCATION. 1434 ". Y. AVE.
NOW OFFERING SPECIAL REDUCTIONS IN
Fine Watches and Gold Jewelry
PREVIOUS TO REMOVAL TO PERMANENT
pRovEMENTS ARE SOMPLETED.
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IN THE SUPREME COUNT OF The DIS
trict of Columbia.-In the matter of the estate
Of Lucinda Smith, Observation-Disclosures No.
to ascertain and report the debts. the deficiency
Of personal assets and the real estate necessary
to he sold for the payment Of said debts, notice
is hereby given that l will proceed with the
reference Monday. March 25. 1912. at IL
o'clock am. mt the auditors rooms in the L. S.
court house, Washington, ID. c.. when all persons
having claims against said estate are notified to
present the same. with the proof thereof LOUIS
A. DENT. Auditor. ]. w. GLENNAN, Attorney.
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Its Not Amateurs,
Butt Experts, u Want.

WHO KNOW HOW AND STAND. READY
WITH SKILLED wORKMEN to make thorough
repairs and then apply our FAMOUS GRAF
TONIC PAINT, which protects today on II, 600
ROOFS in Washington. Why not yours?
Grafton & Som, Inc, P q. etn NJ n'T sao.
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HAVE YOUR HAND READ BY Mr.. DAOUD.
the well known scientific palmist. Readings.
one dollar. Phone North 1880. Studio. lGc2
q st. NV. Hours. IL an to ! pm.
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LEGAL NOTICES.

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF
Columbia. Holding Probate Court.-No. 1888,
AdmindstrationaTh h Is to give notice that the the
tained from the Probate Court Of the District OF
Columbia letters of administration c. I. a. on
trict OF Columbia. deceased. All persons having
claims against the deceased are hereby warned to
to the on
they may by law be excluded from ali benefit Of
81 1917 ny
Columbian bldg. GSeaiJ Attest: JAMES TAN
iumbia, Clerk Of the Probate Court. ROBERT
f. MCNAMARA, Attorney. mh14-1aw,3t
SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF CO.
lumbia. Holding Probate Court-Estate Of Mary
tion.-Docket 45.-Application having been made
herein for probate of the last will and testament of
said estate by the Washington Loan and Trust
Company the executor named therein, II is or
%n this s9y Of caroline ap s3 tnai
Monday, the ed day Of fr April, AID: isi2 at 10
should not he granted. Let notice hereof be pub
lished in the Washington Law Reporter and
HeeRs before the return day herein mentoned
the first publication to be not les than , thirty
s sa before ase said JAMES d. SMER Of
Wills for the District Of Columbia. Clerk Of the
Probate Court JOHN D. LARNER, Attorney.
mh14-1aw.3t
SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF
Columbia. Holding Probate Court.-No. ISIS.
Administrat ion.-This is to give notice that the
subscriber. Of the District Of Columbia, has OBJ.
tanned from the Probate Court of the District
OF Columbia letters of administration ON the es.
tate of Howard p. Feast. late Of the Distict OF
Columbia. deceased. All persons having claims
against the deceased are hereby warned TO ex-
galIy authenticated to the subscriber or be-
fore the 18th day Of March, A. D., 1918; other.
wise they may by law be excluded from all
18th day Of March, 1912. ANNIE SYKES
FEAST, care WOLF & COHEN. 700 18th ST..
Washington, D. c. (Seal) Attest: JAMES
TANNER, Register of Wills for the District Of
Columbia, Clerk of the Probate Court. MiER
COHEN Attorney mh14-1Aw,3t
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Ano her H!ppodroms 7riumrb.

rF\ make
Under Flags" Is
Nj of the brilliant history
Of the
a
the Of
final to-
In
Ippoome
delicate
or fng
At Hppoomes
in a
the BEATS the is
Washington d. C.
brilliant stretches
graceful
lag
them Ike
arden falling a
Of would strike William Jennings dumb Why
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4
Nov u,.ra dn ,.o,, s,,nna.a ,,", ,I,,I.
rasc., ia, pohi,, ,ha e. e., a.. 49,.
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- "' ''' '"''" VI '"~' oe'''e'
That's the place!
H.. N, ,,,-, .>
-. 800, 1919 '"e"o
D.. "~ 49, ~" 'ne "'V"s "a'n'
,r ap w. e'''' "o''' "'u' !"
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pess fsine, inca TO tai. ns viii N. Toe tSs
80 ~"' -. '" ,'a Wv Wv ,o ".
ma vo', ,"r, 1891, pana, NJ 7
80" W" "1'' 'o.''",'' '"'"'
think We have played long enough
guess Freddie'd better come out OF h'o
hiding place and give himself up.
Mr. W. (facetiousiy)--Not on your life!
DO you SInk I'm IA Central ONCE mani
I'm going to GET my quarry! tunder-
tone to mother. Let the dear little kid
have his fun.
Mrs. W.-Isnt that child smart, Papa
Just look ut how long II takes you to
nnd him,
Mr.. W. fcnthu,Is he
doesn't mako a sound. lust walt TN I
Light n elearette--ru yet YOU yet. you
lit,,e tramp.
| r,,,., ,sh,. ,,y,,.,,. ard continue. tn.
.earch.j
Mrs. W. thntingly)-Why don't you
try the hall, Papa? There's Dig DARK
closet out there.
Mr.. W. doudly)-An right. Here l
come! Master Frederick White look
out for Harlock Combs the great de-
tective. the
Father starts In the direction o. ne hall Just
mated and a ANAL Wild torn, With the speed Of
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deal OF uHroo essary waiting. and, there
fore. Of unnecessary uhnappiness. Hope
deferred maketh the heart Sick 1t Is
most unwise to marry on too small an
income, but II the young mans salary
isn't large why should not his wife keep
on earning hers? An ever-!ncreas'ag
number OF young women are wage
earners before marriage; why should
they not continue afterward?
1t seems to me any girl loving a man
should he glad to help him In the way
which would do most toward making
thelr marriage practicable.
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uoh "ank W Poo'
Papa. do you? Poor Pspa's been work.
Ing hard all day downtown and
Freddie teagerly)--Oh. he likes It. Ma;
Pas sport! wouldn't scare him
HARD. Ma.
Mrs W. dndulgently)--Well. all right.
sweetheart, just this once. Where are
you going TO hide. dear7
Freddie with scorD-I'm not goin' to
tell you. Ma. You'd tip him OFF. Say.
It'll be fun. won't II. Ma?
Mrs. W. with doubO-Ye-es. darling.
Fathers key ia heard in the ioek. Freddie
Mother sos, a down ae nc ds ms sEa ,, ss '
Mr.. w. Greeting her)-where's the
boy?
Mrs. W. (winking strenuously)-Why
don't know. Maybe he's gone around
the block for q walk! Let's call him.
tFathcr tumblss aud yoyously wiEsS IN return.
Duo din perfect tempo)-Frcddle'
Freddie.
mo answer, Father and mother In moed
alarm, begin the seuchl
Mr.. w.-Do you suppose he could be
under the dinlng-room table. dear? All
ha! I'll bet that's Just where he Is!
Father gets down on his knees and rpbher
under the table. Mother, in fond appreciation nj
his histTionic attempt atands aside aud beams
Freddie In his dark and sscret spot. throNs al
hystefioal. though silent. htD
Mr.. w. (getting on his feet. with many
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he Day
Good Stories
Worse Yet!

WTlITON LACKAYE. the actor, once made
w diamatiHatipn oi les Missfablr>." LID
had spent much tune hi, work. The
drama'ization ~ the Hugo mssterpirce had been
one Of the dreams ~ his sarly youth. Truly. The
completed drama to the actor as q clald lie
dearly loved Hut when Mr., LackRyc tried TO
interest thestrch capital In the production he
found dearth 81 enthusa.n. Every %. knew that
lackaye had dramatired "Jss Miscrsbles" and II
Was one u the live topcs Of Brosdsay. Oscar
Hammerstein met Iackaye In this particular period
and hs fipt question was.
Wilton. have YOU sot Q manager 10 produce
Lea Miscrabls~f"
And to this Lackays s,rAstically replied:
"A manager to produce ~ I haven't found q
manager that can pronounce N"-kansss CITY
Star.
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novelist who thought he believed what
he wrote. He did not realize his mis-
take until he discovered that the model
was his own long lost daughter. That
made all the difference In the world.
This moment. foreseen almost from
the beginning of the play. counted for
little. One had n curious sense OF an
opportunity missed here. 1t seemed as
though the play had been conceived In
more serious vein and then forced
Into the form OF comedy. Only one
character. that OF the Frenchman.
proved Consistently human and inter-
esting. though heaven knows Bergeret
talked about almost everything under
the sun. including our long suffering
skyscrai ers. But william Courtlelgh
made Bergeret so unfailingiy gay and
likeabie that he never became a bore.
though he came perllously near II when
he launched into a discussion of the diff
ference between nude and the naked
In art.
There was a great deal OF nonsense
about nude study for which the model
had posed. II was hung in the home
OF the artists prospective father-ln-law
behind curtain that the young of the
household were not supposed to draw
aside. The only embarrassing thing
about 1t was that the model had turned
governess and had to live In the house
that her picture adorned. And the
ridiculous part OF Il was that she got
her walking papers az soon "a the dis
cover" was made that she had been
In Tie habit OF earning her living with
out the aid Of clothes. There was q
real row about this when her foster
mother found her partly undressed in
the studio. and stll another when her
stepfather gave the last act violent
turn. The poor artist had an awful
time convincing his visitors that he was
honest.
There was an exhibition OF pictures
that outnumbered the collection seen
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~ ."s 49,. 49,.
ton. brightly. LIKE Ferry nW
mar, on' 'no ireo~s
her.
Marrieu IN June, srinneu tne
SIP. ana hVin mine Ola Iatum rsce'
nam lam Nliey pertessed rensioh' oio ~
i, soiu ner p,noe "
opooner, ."e younscs, Wa.e'. s ~"
away win nus'o ,e"."eu, .no 'osl
nouso ,,., UP az. on' ~
u".,u WIZ ws e,e..u ss
80. ~. - r. pa.a,.
a., a." ~, "" au .s
""
wv. mss nsn. o"'
se. ...rn On .nsir poron. .,
i"e "ah-eyeo ,"'"s'
s, o"rrns.oh' WIN "sper"y. way
rom beenis onee-sey you Io,Ns
cuse me w"hcI,n's IN o,9 I'ena
ot "l'ne- was ~ IT
sumihers-hr ooiusteih' AR. hickess.
Mr'--oh' WHATS yours1 Johnnyh
do-come over mere ana tell me some
more
II don't seem to recollect any BIZ
Summers" she said. thoushtfuliy gar,
ing straight into the Innocent blue eyes
OF the rustic young man. But I know
the Summaries. ali right. I guess there
amt many changes In the old town.
You see any of my folks latelyT'
And then Highsmith played his trump.
The part OF sol. Haytosser'' called for
pathos as well ms comedy. Miss Car
rington should see tina, he could do ths4
as we'll.
Miss Posie." said "Blli Summerec,s.
Twas up to your foikses house list
two or three days ago. No, there amt
many changes to speak Of. The iilac.
bush By the kitchen window Ia over Q
foot higher. and the elm In tho front
yard died and had to be cut down. And
yet u don't seem the same place that ~
used to be- ~
"How's MAJ" asked Miss CarringtoY.
SHE was settin' by the front door,
crocheting IA iamp-mat when saw
her last" said Bill" She's oider'n
she was. Miss Posle. But eyeryth,us
M the house looked i.st tho same.
touch thai Wiley rocker. WilIiar,.'
sovs sho u, ni,', heen movsS .InN.
pns,. i.,,. ana ,ha,.. IN. anron .n.
49,. ,.,t,', ,,d,'. - 80 80. -
a, 49,.
-, ~,
~, 80, ~
'. W."
~" S"" ""s S"'n'n w '"o uoors =
wcn' on Wv 'hIon'c'er Iro'n S.en-
Merry "hu your ma was se.tn rsat
W H. erheu ner u she nhuht petter
move Dack niue. Whhsm' says
she' wheh get sot Gown ana iookips
dowh the ROAD CAM Dear 10 move.
Never a DAY. says she. but what
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gagenent II
greatly TO be
deprecated.
. o m e t m g 8 It
seems unavoidable,
and. of course. II
two persons really
care about each
other they will wait
for happiness to-
gether. rather than
try a poor substi-
tute with some
one else.
But | believe that
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The Model brought out at the Harris Theatre Saturday night
he
his audience with mission
pity that The Model could live
and
relationship with his friend
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wng Hour Since Mr. Thomas discovered
In
may OF
hsue model with
iover he he'd himself in a
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The Brides Bouquet.

up. Y" writes: What Is the proper
time for the bride to throw her bou-
quet?"
She frequently throws II down from
the stairs, when she goes up to change
to her travelling Gress.
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choose the maid Of honor for my we'd
ding Ought l to select my hanceIs
sister. or may choose one OF my own
ftends?"
Choose whomsoever you wish. Fre-
auently the Oldest sister OF the bride
In maid OF honor. But the brides wishes
are the only ones to be considered in
the matter.
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REDDlE-Say. Ma, when Pa
comes In I'm goin' to hide an
scare him. Huh. Ma?
Mrs. W.-Now. darling, you
don't want TO scare poor
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Her Escort.

"R. B." writes: II received an invi-
tation 10 an affair to be given by
friend OF mine. Each young lady Is
asked 10 bring her escort IL this
proper?"
Perfectly proper. You viii naturally
select come gentleman VINO has enter
tanned you a number OF times.
"a. s." writes: II have been accept
ing attentions from a gentleman four
teen yesrs my senior. lie has a good
position and moves in an excelept
circle. Do you think the difference IN
our ages Will prevent a happy mar
rlage?"
Such a difference frequently means
marital nnhapplness, but your case may
DO An exception.
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J. q.
pIANoNDs" ssa.ss
IF !
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thaf.ct SaH Mr. White. Mn White ,ui Freddie
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~. r." wrttss: u am trytns 70
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B city
VinCent'S
A vice
Long Engagements.

THE long en-
gagement IL
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-20
NORTH DAKOTA SPEAKS.

The returns from North Dakota
make interesting reading and they
indicate that the gentleman who died
and was buried some weeks ago is
still rather lively and has some
friends in at least one state who are
to concede that he is now
safely under the sod.
La Follettes victory over Roosevelt
in Dakota indicates he is going to be
a factor in the republican national
convention after all. Perhaps his Da-
kota followers resented the manner
in which Little Bob's former friends
sought to sheVe him when they took
after the colonel not long since.
Again it may be the pesky democrats
did it as the standpatters claim.
Whatever the explanation may be
one fact seems to stand out very plain
as result of yesterdays primary and
il is that North Dakotans have nc
love for the fat man.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-20

erecting 100000 high school and
has school facilities unsurpassed by
any town its size in the country The
city has many splendid churches and
regulated saloons. Pendleton was
the first small city in the northwest
10 do street paving and ii is now
preparing to let contracts for miles
OF additional paving. At this time
there is over million dollars worth
OF building or construction work in
progress or contemplated within the
city. The Eastern Oregon branch
hospital now being erected will be
the most modernly arranged ana
equipped establishment of the sort in
existence and will have capacity
when completed of 1900 patients.
Pendleton is the home of Major
Lee Moorhouse and the Cayuse twins,
Also of the champion rifle shot of
the world. This city started many
of the popular football and baseball
stars of the United States and has
more embryo buckaroos than any
other city in the universe.
Lastly. Pendleton is the home of
the Roundup. the greatest exhibition
ever produced out of doors and which
will be held this year the latter part
of September and to which special
trains are to be run from points as
far east as New York city. 1t will
be worth while for Lewiston to come
also ii by that time today's sojourners
have so far rested up us to again feel
the call of the trail.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-20
Peculiar After Effects
Of Grip This Year
Leaves Kidneys in Weakened Condition

Doctors in all parts of the country
have been kept busy with the epidem-
ic of grip which has visited so many
homes. The symptoms of grip this
year are very distressing and leave
the system in a run down condition,
particularly the kidneys which seem
to suffer most, as every victim COM
plains of lame back and urinary trou-
bles which should not be neglected,
as these danger signals often lead tc
more serious sickness. such as dread
ed Brights Disease. Local druggists
report a large sale on DIR. Kilmer's
SwampRoot which so many people
say soon heals and strengthens the
kidneys after an attack of grip.
Swamp Root is a great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy, and, being an
herbal compound, has a gentle healing
effect on the kidneys, which is al
most Immediately noticed by those
who try it. DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hamton, n. Y, offer to send a sam
pie bottle of Swamp Root, free by
mail. to every sufferer who requests
it. A trial will convince any one who
may be in need of it, Regular size
bottles so cents. and $1.00. For sale
at all druggists Be sure to mention
this paper
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-20

Thackery once acted as police re-
ported for the London Diogenes and
performed his work in no perfunctory
way How the future novelist must
have have enjoyed observing and re-
cording this bit of courtroom humor:
Pat Goggarty went all the way
from Manchester to London in order
to thrash Mick Fitzpatrick, which he
did, winding up the performance with
the assistance of an awful horse
shoe" He was detected and brought
before Mr.. Justice Simpleman.
well, sir" began the court. you
came here from Manchester, did you? o.
Your honor has answered correct"
You see the complainant's head; it
was cut by a sharp instrument Do
you know what cut it?"
'Ain't your honor afther sayin' that
a sharp INSTRUMENT did? ?"
II see you mean to equivocate," said
the court, becoming restive. Now
sir, you cut that head; you came here
to cut it. did you not? Now, sir
what motive brought you to London p"
THE locomotive, Yer honor"
"Equivocating again, you scoun
drel!" said the court, waxing warm.
Raising up the horseshoe and holding
it before Pat, he said, do you see
this horseshoe, sir?"
rs it a horseshoe, yer honor?"
Don't you see it is, sir? Are you
blind? Can you not tell at once that
it is a horseshoe?"
"Bedad, no, yer honor"
"No?" angrily.
mo, yer honor; but can yerself
tell?"
"Of course I can, you stupid Irish
man."
"Oh, glory be to goodness, see what
education isl" sololoquized Pat, aloud.
Sure, yer honor, poor, ignorant
creature like mesilf wouldn't know a
horses shoe from a mares. youths
Companion.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-20
ALL GOOD FELLOWS.

That shabby chap with clothes that
gap,
Though now he seems to cad it,
From what they say, one time was 4
Good Fellow When He Had 1t.
That frowsy bum, with scent of rum
Had money and could add it.
He paid his way, but he was
Good Fellow When He Had 1t.
Once that poor wreck could write his
check,
Five figures wouldn't pad it:
He's had his day and he was a
Good Fellow When He Had 1t.