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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29
LIFE


spent more than a year in its com pilation. s4
LIFE
Why all ahis toll for triumphs hourg-Young
lAes short summer-man is but a fower-Dr johnson
by turns we catch the fatal breath and die Pope.
The cradle and the tomb alas! how nigh Prior.
10 be IL better far, than be.-Sewell -,
lhougn all man s life may seem tragedy;-Spenser.
But hight cares speak when nigh y gre dumb-Danie
Inc bottom Is but shallow when comeSr Walter Raleigh
my rate Is the common fate OF al;-LongfelOw
Unmlngled joys here man be fal-Southwell
Nature to each alots his proper ere;-Congreve
fortune makes folly her peculiar care-Churchil.
custom does not reason Observation-Disclosures.
ana throw cruel sunshine foo.-Armsrong
Lave Well; how long short nit to heaven-Milton.
They who forgive shall be forgiven-Bailey.
SIN may be claspd close its face French
Vile intercourse where virtue has place-Somervile
Then keep each passion down. owever dear-Thompson
Thou pendulrm betwixt smile and tear.-Byron.
Her sensual let fahless Pleasure lay--Smoett
VIII craft and skill to ruin and betray;-Crabbe. ~
Soar not too high fall, but cp -Massinger
We masters grow of all that despse-Cowley
Oh then, renounee that impious eesteem ;-Beattie.
Riches have wings and gradeur is dream-Cowper
Think not ambi wise because It's braveSr Wm Dayenan
The paths of glory lead but to tn grave.-Gray.
What is ambitiOni Ts gorO cheat,-Wlis
Only destructive to the brave great.-Addison
What's all the guady glitter of crown?-Dryden
The to bliss lies not bed of DOWN.. Quarles
How long live not years but actions tell Watkins
That lives twice who lives the first life welHerrick
Make then, while God your fend-Wm Mason
Whom Christians worship, yet comprehend.-Hil
The trust that's guard yourself be jusDana
For live we how we may, yet die mustShakespeare
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29
Prohibition Election Osllsd IN
This County

In accordance with the election
laws, q prohibition election cannot
be held sooner than two years af-
ter the last election was called.
This time restriction u not rec
ognized, however, ~ the people
in recommending Hunts Light
ming Oil for Neursag;a. Rheuma-
tism, Headaches, etc. For thirty
odd years It has been acknowl-
edged to be the best. Sold every
whore il Soc and 25c bottles.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29
Fell From scafolding.

Oklahoma, Cit, Okla: Oscar A.
Anderson Of 2401 South Walker
street feel from a scaffold, and
though considerably sprained and
bruised, is able to be about. He
says Hunt s Lightning Oil took all
the soreness away. All dealers
sell in 25c and Soc bottles.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29
U;s Z &o

We wish to state in a. plain and
vigorous way as words can ex-
press It that Hunt 3 Cure will pos
itively, quickly and permanently
cure any form Of Itching Skin dis
ease known. One box is guarah~
teed to cure. One applicat:on
affords relief.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29

A bill appropriating $5,OO0,0O0
for the cOnstruc ton Of state high
ways, was signed by Gov. Foss
ut Baton Rouge, recently. The
bill provides that not more than
81 900, 900 shall be spent in any
year between 1912 and 1917.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29

uiar. A friend ad-
vised me to t ak g
Lydia E. Pinkham's 8
V e G e t a Bile Com
pound, and before l
had taken the whole
of two bottles 9 |
found relief. l am
only sixteen years
old, but l have bet
ter health than for
two or three years.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29

Take HERBINE for all disturb
ances in the bowels. It purifes
the bowel channels, promo. es reg
ular movements and makes you
feel bright, vigorous and cheerful.
Price Soc. Sold by Estorge Drug
Co.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29
A UN1QU E POEM.

The following remarkable literary mosaic each limo
be ns taken from wekno English American author
whose name instance given The author said to have
spent more than year in its pilation -; /
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1912-06-29
MEMBERSHIP OF CHURCHES.

The following the member ship of the several churches
United States:
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
PROPER CARE OF KITCHEN
Small Things Well Worth Remember.
lng-Easy Method of Removing
MlIdew Stains.

Always empty the water out of the
kettle after using 1t and rinse 1t thor
oughly before filling with fresh water.
This prevents the thick white sedi-
ment from forming at the bottom of
the kettle that so soon cakes the side
of the kettle If not rinsed
The omelet pan must never be
washed or scratched In any way and
should be used only for omelets. When
done with, rub well inside and out
with pieces of soft paper till clean.
Then rub with dry cloth. If any
pieces Of eggs have stuck to it, put
in tiny piece Of dripping and allow
this to get hot over the fire. The
pieces can be removed without any
trouble
Mildew stains can very often be re-
moved quite successfully in the fol-
lowing way: Mix small quantity of
soft soap with the same proportion of
powdered starch and salt and the juice
of lemon. Apply this mixture to
both sides of the stain with a small
brush, and, If possible, let the article
lie on the grass all day and night I'M
til the stains have quite disappeared
Then wash it in the usual way.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Linht Bread.

Tire or four medium size potatoes,
peel and boil, when boiled mash fane;
put in two gallon Jar with p1tato wa
ter; put in one handful of salt, one
cupful of sugar; stir good; pour in as
much water as needed, but not too
cold or too hot. If a Geld night, wrap
up good with old cloaks or blankets to
keep warm. Then in morning take out
quart of yeast for next settings; then
stir in -four enough to make a good
paste. Set in warm place to rise, but
not too much. Then put in large
bread pan with lots of flour with one
handful Of salt, one handful of lard;
stir together until hard dough; put in
jar; let rise till light; put in pans !;
rise again, put in oven, let bake one
hour 35 minutes with medium fire.
Take out, empty ON clean cloth, grease
with butter or lard. 1t makes pretty
good bread.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
SOMETHING NEW IN JAMS
Rhubarb, When Properly Prepared, Is
One Of the Most Deli
cious Made.

To every pound of rhubarb allow
one pound of loaf sugar and the rind
Of half lemon. Wash and wipe the
rhubarb perfectly dry; take off the
string or peel, and weigh the rhubarb,
putting it into the preserving pan
with the sugar. Mince the thin yell
low rind very finely. all to the rhubarb,
and place all over the fire. Stir un-
til the sugar is dissolved, then cook
steadily till done, keeping it we'll skim
med. Stir it occasionally with wood
en- or silver spoon (do not use iron or
tiny. Pour it into scalding preserve
jars or pots, and seal or cover with
paper wet with white of egg. While
the rhubarb is young and tender it
will cook in from three-quarters to ode
hour, reckoning from the time" the
whole starts to simmer equally. Old
rhubarb requires from one and one
fourth to ore and one-half hours.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Strawberry pumpIinas.

Mix together pint of -four, a half
teaspoonful of salt and one teaspoon
full and a half Of baking powder, then
rub in two heaping tablespoonful of
butter. Mix to soft dough with milk
and roll out half an inch thick. Cut in
rounds the size of a saucer; on each
lay six or eight berries. Draw the
edges together in creased pan and
steam for twenty-five minutes. Stand
in the oven a moment to dry the tops
slightly, then serve with a hard sauce
into which has been beaten as many
pulped berries as can be added with
out curdling the mixture.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Clothes and the Man.

A colporteur in South Carolina,
walking many miles through mud, ac-
costed a passerby and suggested the
purchase of the Bible. He was re-
fused. The next day, says the Record
Of Christian Work, after nights rest
and cleanup, he set up his stand in
town and had the pleasure of selling
Bible to the very man who had re-
fused to purchase the day before. II
met muddy man yesterday with
Bibles" said he, who looked like a
Methodist tramp. When l buys a BIZ
BILE buys it from Baptist gentle
man."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
WENT o AK ON THE SHELVES
,<aina Insult to His Beloved Books
Was More Than the Professor
Could Stand.

Perhaps the bitterest moment in the
| life of a lover of books is when he
| finds that his treasures are valued by
no one but himself. The late Prof.
! Churton Collins once tried to weed
out his books, after he had become
convinced that either the surplus or
their owner would have to move out
of the library.
The wedding was painful process,
but at last the secondhand book-deal-
er was invited to name his price for
the uprooted weeds" They're no
good to me-" was the disconcerting re-
ply.
What, none of them" ~
mo, not one"
Some one suggested that as the
books had to go, the dealer had bet
ter have them for nothing. 1t was a
bitter moment for Mr. Collins. but
finally he assented. The man then re-
marked:
"Thatn be half a dollar"
What DO you mean? What for?"
exclaimed the victim in a restrained
tone of voice.
ITO take them away" said the man
That was too much for Mr.. Collins.
The dealer was driven forth with OBJ
jurgations, after which, with sigh of
relief, the owner replaced the books
upon his shelves.-Youth's Companion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
BURNING ITCH WAS CURED

IT deem 1t my duty to tell about a
cure that the Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment have made on myself. My trou-
BILE began in splotches breaking out
right in the edge of my hair on the
forehead, and spread over the front
part of the top of my head from ear to
ear, and over my ears which caused a
most fearful burning itch, or eczema.
For three years had this terrible
breaking out on my forehead and
scalp. tried our family doctor and
he failed to cure 1t. Then l tried the
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and used
Of a complete cure. Cuticura Soap
and Ointment should have the credit
due, and l have advised a lot of peo-
pie to use them" (Signed) c. D.
Harrington, Creek, N. c., Jan. rs, 1911.
Itching scaIp-Halr Fell Out.
II will say that have been suffer
ing with an itching on my scalp for
the past few years My hair fell out
in spots all over my head. My scalp
started to trouble me with sores, then
the sores healed up, and crusts
formed on the top. Then the hair fell
out and left me three bald spots the
shape Of half dollar. / went to more
than one doctor, but could not get any
relief, so started to use the Cuticura
Remedies. / tried one bar of Cuticura
Soap and some Cuticura Ointment,
and felt relieved right away. Now the
bald spots have disappeared, and my
hair has grown, thanks to the Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment. / highly
recommend the Cuticura Remedies to
all that are suffering with scalp trou-
ble." (Signed) Samuel Stern, 236
Floyd st., Brooklyn, N. Y, Feb. Z,
1911. Although Cuticura Soap and
Ointment are sold by druggists and
dealers everywhere, sample Of each.
with 32-page book, will be mailed
free on application to "Cuticura."
Dept L, Boston.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Four Dollars for a cake Of soap

Soap has never been considered an
extravaganza, but now that notion
may change, since the new French
imported soaps are costing from two
to three and four dollars a cake. They
are, however deliciously scented, and
one may take pardonable pleasure in
using such toilet article. Each cake
comes in little box, and Is satin
covered; they are quite suitable item
for the travelling bag of the bride for
which the most exquisite tribes are
always sought out
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Pineapple Pudding.

Place in a saucepan to melt three
ounces Of butter. When melted add
three ounces of -four and one pint Of
milk. Bring to the boil. stirring all
the time. Take off the fire and add
three ounces of sugar, the yolks of
two eggs and pineapple juice. Put IN
a pie dish the contents of smill tin
of pineapple chunks; then pour the
mixture over and put in the oven to
set. Beat the whites of the eggs to a
stiff froth and spread over the pud-
ding; then return to the oven for a
few minutes until a nice brown color
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
The First Consideration.

At st. Andrews some years ago an
old farmer and his plowman were
carting sand from the seashore. They
were behind the target on the rife
range, but hidden by a bank Of sand
from a party of volunteers, who were
then on foot, at practice. A stray bull
let struck the plowman on the leg,
and he Immediately dropped. exclaim-
ing: I'm shot!"
Without more ado the farmer
scrambled up the bank and, waving
his hand to the volunteers, shouted:
Hey, lads, stop that, will We?
You've shot man, and it MIGHT haze
"en the horse! "--London Tit-Bits.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Only One Fault to Find.

Lambert Kaspers, Chicago attorney,
told the following story, at recent
Y. M. C. A. banquet:
A Kansas farmer, Dane, applied
for naturalization papers. The Judge
asked him: Are you satisfied with
the general conditions of the coun-
tfy?"
Vas" drawled the Dane
Does the government suit your"
queried the judge.
''Yas, vas, only l would like to see
more rain" replied the farmer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Caramel Pie.

One cup dark brown sugar, one heap
ing teaspoon of butter and little wa
ter. Let boil till it hairs. Prepare
thickening as follows: One egg, one
pint of sweet milk, two tablespoons
-four, little more than level; stir egg,
milk and -four together; stir in the
boiling syrup and stir constantly I'M
til it thickens. Have baked crust
same as for lemon pie. Fill baked pie
crust and frost Frosting: Beat the
whites of an egg until stiff; spread on
top of pie, sprinkle with graduated
sugar.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Didn't kn1u What II Was.

Senator Duncan U. Fletcher was
condemning at dinner in Jackson
vile an orange grower who had failed.
THE man failed" he said, through
ignorance. He lays the blame on other
things, but his ignorance alone is at
fault He is as ignorant of orange
farming as the tramp was of industry.
You've heard of that tramp, per-
haps? He wore on his face a sheer Of
derision and scorn.
Work he said Work? What Is
tan herb?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Outline Repartee.

How" said a lawyer to witness,
how can you possibly bear such tes-
timony against this man who you say
is your friend"
Sir" said the man, "he is my
friend, and love him, but love Truth
more"
You should be ashamed" replied
the lawyer, ito turn your back on a
friend for one who is perfect strs e.
er to you
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Above the Laws.

Some men think money can do any
thing. A certain rich man sent for the
doctor, who looked him over and then
pronounced judgment.
You have been living too high"
Maybe l have. There are many
good things in the markets"
No Ievity. You have violated ma
tunes laws"
And you must pay the penalty"
Pay the penalty? Oh, come now,
Doc Can't you get me off on tech
n.cahty or something?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
The Shorter Route

Lady Duff-Gordon, at a luncheon at
Sherry's in New York, told an anec-
dote apropos Of the divorce evil.
1.-TWO girls" she said, were chat
ting over a cocktail and cigarette.
Marriages are made in heaven
said the first girl, and she blew a
cloud of smoke into the air and re-
garded 1t with dreamy eyes.
"The second girl with light laugh
replied
Yes, that is true; but, thank
goodness, to unmake them we have
to go only as far as Reno"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Had Them.

DO you keep motoring accesso.
RESP" asked the man entering the de-
partment store,
"Oh, yes" replied the foorwalker,
with a bow, I'VE keep arnica and
witch, hazel. Drug department, second
allie to the left, please!"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Railroad Puddino.

Half cup of lard and butter melted.
one-half cup of molasses, one cup of
milk, one-half cup raisins, one-half
teaspoon of cloves and cinnamon,
pinch of salt, one teaspoon OF soda,
three cups Of -four. Steam at least
two hours.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

Superior Donahy, aged
forty-seven, a brother of the Jes-
uit order, was drowned in st. Louis
river at Billings park while in bath
ing. A companion who attempted to
save Donahy when the latter was at
tackled by cramps was twice pulled I'M
der and barely escaped with his life.
Before coming here to take charge of
the home for the pastor of the local
parish. Donahy had been connected for
II years with the college in Milwau-
kee, and in Chicago for three years,
out of his 26 years membership in the
brotherhood, Several cousins reside
IN Milwaukee. i IL III -
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Fathers Day.

CABLE see that they celebrated
Mothers Day. Why don't they have a
Fathers Day.
Steve-Father has every Saturday
night, hasn't he7
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
The Village cut-Up.

Charley Billingsby always has
something funny to say, no matter
what happens"
Il know it. He's awful comical."
Il often wonder how he thinks of
the humorous thoughts he has. He's
Just perfectly killing. I never heard
him call an umbrella anything but a
bumbershoo& d"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
His Mistake.

Gertie-Angry with him? Why, he
wrote a lovely poem to her.
Rose-Yes, but she never read it
She tore the whole thing up in a fit of
anger. He called it Lines on Mabel's
Face"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

why do you avoid Mrs. Wombat?"
Il think she's been talking about
me-"
Nonsense I'm with her constantly.
and I've never heard her say word"
We'll, there's no telling when she'll
begin She moved into the house We
moved out Of"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
A Prediction.

DO you think Biffels will ever
reach a green old age?"
He surely will, if he lives long
enough and doesn't know more then
than he does now"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
! AEEHRN Preparations 81 outfit advanced.
&kA - B &O PHIPPEN x CO, Racine, Wis.

Children who have been brought
up as pets may never get over being
disagreea6Is =. 49, ~ 3 -
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

GAINESVILLE - John Coughlin, TWEEN
ty-two, resident of Delavan,
Wis. committed suicide here by taking
laudanum in a cheap hotel. He was
afflicted with tuberculosis and it Is
thought that this fact and the knowl'
edge that the disease was incurable
caused him to take his life. He was
accompanied here by his wife, who, ac'
cording to her story, was sent on an
errand and gotten out of the way be-
fore the suicide. 1t was CoughnpI9
third attempt on his life.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Iono servIe.

you say you were in one place for
ten years. Why did you leave?"
Il was pardoned by the gov'nor,
mum."@Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
aotharsome Paint Spots.

There is a simple and effective way
of removing spots of paint from shoes.
Moisten the end of parlor match and
rub 1t on the spots. Then rub on
with dry clotI
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
A chanoed Man

Mrs. Knagg-You were a different
man when ! married you.
Mr.. Knagg-I sincerely hope 80, for
then / was q fool.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

Yet Solomon in all his glory Sesver
were an opera bat that would open
and shut.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Hardly Suitable.

Settlement Worker-Since meat Is
SO high, why not use vegetables?
Mrs. Grogan-They don't do black
eye no good.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
BADGER NEWS
BRIEFLY TOLD

Fort Observation-Disclosures Neosen,
aged twenty-seven, son of John
Neosen of this city, was killed
Instantly at the Gunther Bros. brick
yards. He had charge of the cars
handling the clay to the machines
when a car jumped the track and
rolled down an embankment of 200
feet, carrying Neosen along, crushing
his skull and INJECTING internal in
1urles. Neosen had just returned from
the navy, where he had served four
years
Racine.-Christian Berger, for 40
years an officer of the town of
Waterford, Racine county, who has
issued marriage licenses, acted as
court Judge and appeared as witness
for many persons seeking citizenship
papers, has discovered that he is not
a citizen of the United States. Mr..
Berger thought that his father had
taken out citizenship papers in 1859,
but such was not the case. He made
application for citizenship. The hear
ings of II men for citizenship papers
and for whom Berger was to be a wit
ness, were dismissed. Berger is vet
eran Of the Civil war and has resided
In the county 81 years. .;
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

Years ago Garfield Tea was introduced
and since its appearance has won hearty APP
prevail because it does what is claimed for it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03
Eninmatlc.

Il say, how is that new baby over
to your housed"
Its q bowling success"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

A postal card 20 Garfield Tea Co., Brock.
lyn, h. T., aAkias for sample Will repay you
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

If there was a tar on stupidity the
wise guys woulA al 10 tax dodgers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

II you would discover . woman's
weakness keep quiet and Listen.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

The finger Of destiny is undoubtedly
on the hand of fate
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

Mr. Spat-Now, If you'll just listen
to me-
Mrs. Spat-Oh, you can't convince
me-
Mr. Spat-Probably not; but If we're
going to spend the rest of the
night in argument I want my share of
the time.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-07-03

Florence. - Max. the ffteen-year
old son of General Manager Felix
A. vogel of the Florence Iron Mining
company, was accidentally shot and
killed at Dolgeville, N. 7.