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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
HEPBURN
DIES AT WASHINGTON
Idaho Senator. After Serving in Upper
House for Nine Years, Succumbs
to Heart Trouble.
Washington. D. c., Oct 18.-UnlteC
-fo+ae seDafor Weldon BrintOn HeV

Washington D c., oct 1S.-United
States senator Weldon BrintOn Hey
burn, of Idaho. died at his apartments
here last night after lingering III
ness. He was go years old and nad
been in the senate nine years
a cOmDlica ton of diseases 1nFOlV-
ing the heart and kidneys caused In5
senator's death. He had not been vel
since last March, when he collapsed
after delivering a speech IN the sen
ate on the arbitration treaties, IN spite
of the doctors warning that the eIIorL
might cost him mis- life
Several weeks ago the senator ana
Mrs. Hepburn made preparations Tor
a trip west Another relapse followed
Death came suddenly rev minutes
before eight o'clock
Senator Hepburn for years had been
a conspicuous figure in the senate he
called the placing OF Lees statue IN
the capitol an insult to the nation ana
engaged in acrimonious DEBATES Win
southern senators
conservation ideas and many OF MS
speeches on the Development OF the
west. in which he was keenly inter-
ested, were devoted to arguments
against the former presidents poilcleS-
Fought Free SiIVerites.
Boise Idaho, Oct 1S--Au Idaho IS
mourning the death OF senator hey
burn. who has been a prominent figure
in the history OF the state since 1888
He was one Of the most influential
factors in the state constitutional con-
ventiOn.
It was due to his attitude that the Re
publican parry or Idaho was nelQ TO-
Eether in 1896 instead Of its Org9nl-
"a ton being surrendered 10 the tree
silver coalition.
Governor HawIey is campaigning in
the interior of the state and coulc nos
be reached last night Senator Hey
burns home is in Wallace, where his
bCdy probably viii be buried
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
HIGGINS ARRESTS
SELF FOR SPEEDING
Judges Automobile Struck Buggy Oe-
eupied by Mrs. Roe and She was
Thrown to the Pavement.

E. F. Higgins. associate justice Of the
eighth court Of civil appeals, is dock
eted at the police station on a charge
Of reckless driving Of an automobile.
Mrs. W. G. Roe, whose buggy the judges
machine struck while it was at the in
tersectiOn OF Kansas and Montana
streets Thursd..y night at $3.50 o'clock. is
confined to her home, 2601 Boulevard.
suffering from severe injuries sustained
about her head Judge Higgins, fol-
lowing the accident went to the police
station Thursday night He was re-
leased on his personal recOsnizance-
The buggy in which Mrs Roe was
riding was proceeding north on Kansas
street, and the automobile was going
west on Montana street At Kansas
street, judge Higgins turned his auto
mobile south and struck the rear wheel
of the buggy OvertuTning it and throw
ing Mrs Roe to the pavement The
horse became frightened and ran away.
After the accident Mrs Roe was
taken to the home OF Dr.. II. L Hin. SIC
North Kansas street Her husband and
DR.. W L Brown were notified An ex-
animation disclosed the fact that her
skull was not fractured as at first be-
lfeved
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
DENVER MAN PLUNGES
FROM SEVENTH STORY
Body Is Found on Second Floor of Sky
Seraper; Police Says 1t Was
Suicidal Leap.

Denver. Colo. Otc 1S.-The body of
a man. identified by papers in his peck
ct as Lester B. Bridaham, until re-
Gently member Of a large wholesale
drug firm here. was found early today
on the second floor of the Colorado
building. The man evidently had fall
len from the seventh floor. but wheth-
er by accident OF intent has not been
determined
Investigation by the police strength
ened the suicide theory Early today
Mrs. Bridaham telephOned c. W.
Knowles. an uncle. that her husband
had secretly left their apartments
Bridahaul. it appears, gained en-
knowledge Of the janitOr or elevator
pilot and went to the seventh floor
A window on this floor, directly above
where the body was found, had been
OreDed and fresh shoe prints were
found on the sill.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

The owners of a certain farm had
butter and eggs brought them daily by
the daughter of the farmer A trained
nurse had a case at the owners home.
One day, the farmers wife and daugh-
ter were discussing this, when the little
boy, who had been listening, saids
Rita. if I go with you tomorrow viii
YOU show me the trained nurse2' The
girl said she would. and the next day
he accompanied her The nurse came
into the kitchen. said a few words to
him. and went out. He ran home at
once and arrived breathless. Mother
he cried. "the trained nurse is nothing
but a girlr'-Harper' Bazaar.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
TRIPLE TRAGEDY REVEALED
ON FARM IN ALBERTA

CarIstadt Alberta, Oct 1S.-The bod
les Of Mrs. Julia BokOWski and her
two children, aged 9 and 2 years were
found in their home on the farm OF
Mrs. BokOWslzi, % miles north Of here
today. The bodies were lying in a
pool OF blood and the Indications are
that the woman killed the children
with a knife and then stabbed herself
to death
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
MAI. MICAH JENKINS DEAD;
WAS FAMOUS ROUGH RIDER

Charleston. S. C.. oct 1S.-Maj- Mi
cab Jenkins. son Of Gen. Micah Jen-
lzins of the Confederate army, and him
self captain of the famous silk stock
ing troop" of the Rough Riders in the
war with Spain, is dead here, aged IS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

Perfection OH Heaters.
Laurie Hardware Co, sos Mills St Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
AGED COLORADO JUDGE
KILLS WIFE AND SELF

COrtez, Colo, Oct. 1S.-FOrmer county
judge Charles J. Scharnhorst, Il, last
night shot and killed his wife and him
self. After killing the woman, he kissed
his four children goodbye, then tele-
phoned to his attorney, W. F. MOwrey
telling him of his deed. Then he placed
the muZZle of the revolver with which
he had killed his wife, to his own tenn
pie and fired, killing himself instantly
Mrs. Scharnhorst had filed suit for
divorce. charging cruelty.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
Bath Robes So. 95

Bath Robes $685.
Winter bath robes. made of elder
down and fancy robing, satin trim
med with cord girdle. Come in pink,
light blue. dark blue, rose, tan, laven-
der, light and dark gray and red
Attractively priced 90 or
Also, bath robes of fancy robing, IN
light and dark eolors, with cord CIR
die to match; priced at S2.95.
We also offer a wide range of selec-
ton in bath robes at $3.50, $495.
S5.95 and up.
Mem Seed Pearl Bar Pins
We are showing the new seed pearl
bar pins; specially priced En-
at -. ............... QUO
Handkerchiefs 3 For SOC
Novelty colored border embroidered
corner handkerchiefs; En-
special 5 for ...............O OC
SIPS Evening Scdrfs &c
Scarfs in dainty Dresden and Dolly
Warden designs. They are two yards
long. with hemstitched ends Regu-
lar S1.25 values; Weekend Hn
Special ........ ......-....O VIZ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

sFFastIka Lump Coal, 81 Ton.
SouthWe stern Fuel Co. ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
Only one asBROBIO QUTNTNEv

That is LAXATIVE BROAIO QUININE-
Look for the signature of E. ".
GROVE. Cures a Cold in One Day,
Cures Grip in Two Days. 25c.-AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

Floor Brushes and DustIesS MOps.
Laurie Hardware Co, 800 Mills st. Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

The Very Best Alfalfa.
Southwestern Fuel Co Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

Sateen Petiicoats Special Csc
ServiceabIe petticoats Of sateen and
nearsilk, extra well made. Have deep
fancy nounce and dust rUffle. Come
m lavender, navy, brown, rose, red,
royal blue, gray, green and or
black. Special .-..-..-..--- OOO
Outing Flannel Kinonos Csc
Gold weather kimonos, made or
fancy outing flannel, in light and
dark colors, trimmed with sateen to
match. Two styles are shown. One
Is loose with yoke back and front.
The other has gathered back with
belt. Either style is extra or
value at ...-.--.-.--..-O OC
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

The Very Best Alfalfa.
Southwestern Fuel Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18
Leather Hand Bags

SIPS HAND BACS Soc
Goat seal hand bags, the small shapes, lined with
more have long leather handle, regular Sl25 values
Weel-End Special SEC.
$50 HAND BAGS Csc
Goat seal hand bags, large and SMALL several styles to
choose FROM have German silver frame and fitted
with coin purse or vanity set regular values to $780,
Weekend Special 95c-
$3.50 HAND BAGS $I.95
Goat seal hand bags the very newest shapes leather
lined trimmed in gunmetal, German silver or gilt fitted
with mirror pad, pencil and coin. purse worth
regularly $3.50; Week END Special sl95-
HAND BAGS $3.95
Genuine seal hand bags leather lined with gunmetal or
leather covered frame these bags guaranteed to be
real seal; special at 1895.
At 1895 also offer hand bags with ivory vanity fittings
Complete Stock of Sweater Coats
SWEATER COATS Sf95
Atwood fancy knit sweater coats 26ineh length with
roll collar and two pockets in white brown tan, red,
black and navy. Special at sl.95
SWEATER COATS $3.50
Herringbone knit all-woOl sweater coats, full 26nch
length with fancy edge double breasted with semirO
collar pockets and double cuffs; good qua " pearl
buttons Colors red brown tan, gray Oxford blue,
black and white. Special at $3.50.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

Majestic Ranges.
rdWare Co., 500 Mills st. ADV
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

In our $500 line Of corsets we show
models for all figures. At this price
we have C-B a Ia SpiTite, Warmers
and Royal Worcester cOrsets, made OF
batiste and coutil, plain or trimmed.
Special showing VIII be made tomOr-
row Of this line.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-18

Women's long coats made Of black
coating, which looks like broadeloth
and wears Just as well. Two styles
are offered, one with large shawl col
lar of imitation astrakhan, the other
velvet trimmed They fasten with
three large fancy buttons; also trim
med with large buttons down side Of
back. An sizes are offered. These
are nice looking coats and extra
value for $50.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

Of the textile industries of the country.
AS convincing proof Of the truth of
its assertion, the trade paper AYERS
that the big hosiery mills in New Eng
land have given orders for the. con-
struction Of new looms for the produc-
ton of hose in sizes larger than have
ever been placed on the counters for
milady's inspection, criticism and final
purchase.
The new looms, the paper asserts,
are the result Of quiet but urgent
tips" given to the textile mill officials
by the hosiery buyers.
cit Is these buyers, too" adds the
paper, who. of all others. have the
best opportunity of noting the rapid
and marvellous progress being made of
late years toward the development of
the real ideal figure. This is the nat
ural result of our women resorting to
every outdoor sport and athletic ex-
ercise which were for so long enjoyed
only by the other Eek"
Corset manufacturers, II Is said,
have been similarly tipped of" by the
buyers in their line.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22
MATRIMONIAL
AGENT IS FINED
HUGO M. MORRIS, WHO ACHIEVED
NoToRIETY AS PROPRIETOR OF
MATRIMONIAL BUREAU Is CON-
vcTED IN FEDERAL COURT.

Chicago, Sept. 21.-Hugo NJ. Morris,
who achieved considerable notoriety
as proprietor of the "Leaman club"
a matrimonial bureau, today pleaded
guilty before Judge Carpenter in tho
federal court to an indictment Of con-
Quoting fraudulent marriage scheme
and was fined 5000.
Morris, who Is now living in San
Francisco, travelled to Chicago and ar
rived In the morning in order to admit
the charges, which were filed in 1908.
He was indicted June 80, 1908, with
Isadore Myers and was charged with
the conduct Of an extensive matri-
monial bureau, the correspondence of
which, it is charged In the bill, reached
into nearly every state in the union.
Myers pleaded guilty Nov. 16, 1910,
and was fined $500. The advertise
ments of the 4Ieaman club" which
purported to have it's headquarters In
the Industry building in Chicago,
promised to procure a husband for
girls for the small fee of 50 and a
wife for any man for the sum Of IS.
Specimens OF the advertisements re-
cited In the indictment follow:
Gentleman of great wealth, fine ap-
pearance. desires to correspond with
agreeable young lady with an object
Of matrimony. N. Leaman. $50 Indus
try building. Chicago"
Wealthy lady, considered handsome.
desires to marry young or middle-aged
man Of respectable appearance. No
objection to mechanic or one living in
the country. Miss Leaman, department
2S6, Industry building, Chicago"
Among those who were defrauded IN
the scheme, according to the govern
ment, were J. r. Iangrige. Fairfield.
Iowa: Fred A. liable, Hector. MINI,
and Lilo Specs, Indianapolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22
SAYS SATAN IS
A GENTLEMAN
JOHN ARMSTRONG cHALoNER
SAYS, ACCORDING TO A MES
SAGE FROM DECEASED FRIEND,
SATAN IS JEHovAA's PUBLIC
PROSECUTOR.

Washington, Sept. 21-John Arm
strong Chaloner, a member of the
Chaloner family of New York, but who
changed his name and moved to vir-
ginia, where he is legally sane, SAYS
he has received a message from hell
through his deceased friend, Thomas
Jefferson Miller. Chaloner, who lives
at Merry Mills, Va, came to Alexander
to get the message from Miller.
Chaloner says Miller informed him
that hell is more an affair Of the In
tellect, will power and aspiration than
mere combustion" and that the tenn
perature is Of the nature of the tenn
perate zone. Thus, Chaloner quotes
Miller:
In hell. morality is as enthusiastic
ally and scientifically taught as mathe-
matics and physics at any university.
Justice rules, but it is untempered by
mercy
In the opinion OF Miller, according to
the message of Chaloner, Satan Is a
thoroughly misunderstood personality.
Satan Is no enemy Of Jehovah, as is
sin. Satan liz Jehovah's public prose-
cutor. Briefly. Satan is the highest
power in Heaven after the Trinity. He
reigns in hell. but appears In Heaven
as he pleases.
Satan, Miller declares, according to
Chaloner, Is Prince, gentleman, a
hero and noble creature.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22
WILL BAR
A LOVE BRIDE
MEMBERS OF THE ORDER OF
FIFTEEN, A CLUB THAT HOLDS
RACE SUICIDE TENETs, SAY
COUPLE VIOLATED ITS RULES.

Philadelphia, Pa. Sept. 21--Members
Of the Order of Fifteen, of which Miss
Heluiz Chandler, now Mrs. Carleton
w. Washburne, and her husband, have
been members, are surprised at the
statement from Los Angeles that the
couple have Incorporated IN their an
tenuptial agreement anything on the
subject Of children. Wasnbuere was
a student ar the University OF Chi
cagc. DR.. Charlotte Abbey, of the
Woman's Medical college, said today:
IF the prenuptiai agreement means
what 1t says. Trey have entered into
an obligation so be parents The
Order OF Fifteen was dismetricaIly op-
posed to sGcn a thought. 1t believed
the exact opposite OF this, and the
order was against the birth of any
more childrea into the world.
TT was exactly because o. this prin-
ciple that 1 sef. the order. for I told
them that while believed in thet-
prevent the propagation &C the race
Mr.. and Mrs. Wasabucne surely must
have resigned from the order in Los
Angeles before they entered into their
pact. or they viii be expelled for vio-
lation of the orders doctrines"
Mrs. Julia Davis Chandler, mother
of the bride, said: I'VE are members
of the Order Of the Star OF the East
and we are waiting the arrival of the
worlds great teacher. When he comes
we expect TO be ready for him, and the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22
SAYS BRITISH
RULES REDUCE
SAFETY At SEA
GERMAN EXPERT SHARPLY CRIT
IcIZEs ENGLISH BOARDS PRO-
PosALs ON LIFERcATs.

Bremen, Sept. 21.-The German
Maritime Vocational Association to-
day adopted rules approved by the
association September II to govern
German shipping. with a view to
greater safety at sea. The new regula-
tions apply to shipping in the Atlantic
and the Pacific, and are the outcome of
the Titanic disaster.
All passenger steamships with sew
enty-f1ve or more persons aboard and
all freighters carrying a crew Of sixty
must hereafter he equipped with wire
less of a radius of 100 miles. Oarsmen
must be allotted to the lifeboats. The
present regulations dealing with bulk
heads and the storing of certain cargo
have been amended.
The chairman Of the association
sharply criticised the British board OF
trades proposed safety regulations and
its action in proceeding without re-
gard to other countries. He declared
that the carrying out Of the British
boards proposals regarding the num-
Der and placing of lifeboats would
mean serious reduction in life-saving
possibilities. It also was questionable
he declared, whether the type of boats
prescribed by the board was the right
type.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

It's easier to catch husband than
to uncatch him.
A girl never boosts a new love affair
by boasting Of an old one.
Some men are dumb because their
wives never give them a chance to
talk.
Even the man who is his own worst
enemy is always ready to forgive him
self.
A woman can't feed q man on so
much taffy that it will spoil his ap-
petite for it.
In woman's eye the most attractive
thing about a maid is her ability to
attract him.
When a couple is engaged they
look at each others virtues with mag
nifying glasses which are thrown
aside on their wedding day.-Chicago
News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22
The Enthusiasm and the Sale Of Quaker Herb
Remedies Was Surprising to the People.

The number Of people who are being
cured or greatly benefited by the
Quaker Herb Extract and Oil of Balm
Is far in excess of the expectation of
the Quaker Health Teacher For his
part. experience in the thousands of
different cities and the hundreds of
thousands of people he has seen com
pletely cured by the use of Quaker
Herb Remedies, even though some of
them had tried almost every treatment
they ever heard of. Now you have
some Of these same kind of cures right
here in your own city, and the Health
Teacher has given you the names and
addresses of these people through
your daily papers. If they are not
completely cured they have received
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

number Of different remedies, so-called
catarrh cures, but with no results Mr..
Williams called at the drug store, pro-
cured a treatment of Quaker Herb Ex-
tract and Oil of Balm, and after using
them three weeks called back and told
him that they had received more
benefit from Quaker than all the
remedies they had ever used. They
eat, sleep and feel well, and the bowels
act naturally. Call today at Balk-
CONS Drug Store, IT South Palafox
ST., and ask about the Quaker Rem
edies if you are a sufferer. and see If
1t will cure you. Quaker Cough Syrup,
Csc, for 81 Oil of Balm, Csc, for
81. Quaker White Wonder Soap, 10c.,
3 for 25c. Quaker All-Healing Salve,
loo, for Csc.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

Secretary Wilson of the Department
of Agriculture was talking about the
record crops OF 1912.
These wonderful crops" he said.
ARE almost enough to make you be-
lieve the cross-cut saw story.
"A farmer, you know. sent his hired
man to neighbours with a note say
ing:
Friend Smith: VIII you please lend
me your cross cut saw, as wish to
cut a watermelon up so as to get ii
into my dray?'
The neighbor wrote back:
" Friend Jones: I would be glad tc
lend you my saw, but same has just
got stuck in a cantaloure." Wash
ingtcn Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

more benefit than they have ever re-
ceived before. Some were afflicted
with rheumatism, catarrh, kidney,
liver, stomach, blood troubles, indiges-
ton, weak and all run down, nervous,
full of aches and pains; these are the
diseases the Health Teacher claims for
the Quaker Remedies to cure and also
expel all worms and germs from the
system.
A report from Mr.. Hozzie Williams.
Of $50 E. Garden street. He suffered
for years with catarrh in head, hawk
ing and splitting a great deal, breath
bad, nasty taste in mouth, especially
in the morning. bad stomach, very
badly constipated. His wife was af
f1icted very much the same way as her
husband. They both had taken a
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22
Many Driven From Home,

Every year. in many parts of the
country, thousands are driven from
their homes by coughs and lung dis
eases. Friends and business are left
behind for other climates, but this Is
costly and not always sure. A better
way-the way of multitudes---is to use
DR.. Kings New Discovery and cure
yourself at home. Stay right there,
with your friends, and take this safe
medicine. Throat and lung troubles
find quick relief and health returns.
It's help in coughs, colds, grip, Group,
whooping cough and sore lungs make
1t positive blessing. SOC and $1.oo.
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by w.
A. DAlemberte.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

DR.. Lewis White Allen, the Denver
psychologist, was giving an informal
talk on physiology upon the windy.
sea-fronting porch of an Atlantic City
hotel.
Also" he said, st has lately been
found that the human body contains
sulphur"
sulphur" exclaimed girl In a
blue and white blazer. How much
sulphur is there. then, in girls
body?''
"oh," said DR.. Allen, smiling, '-the
amount varies"
"And is that" asked the girl, why
some of US make so much better
matches than others?"-G. Louis
Globe Democrat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

A dry, hacking cough is hard on the
lungs, often causing them TO bleed.
BILLIARDS HOREHOUED SYRUP
is healing balm that quickly re-
pairs damage in the lungs and air
passages. Price CSC, Soc and sLO0 per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22
WOMEN'S FEET
ARE LARGER
TRADE JOURNAL CITES OUTDOOR
LIFE AND ATHLETICS AS REA-
soN-HoslERY BEING MADE
LARGER.
: sports and

athletic exercises have so developed
the American woman of today that she
has bigger legs and feet than her
mothers and her aunts, according to
the American Wool and Cotton Re
porter, of this city, the official organ
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

Mrs. P1umper says she is very anx-
ious to take part in a political cam
paign as a candidate for Office"
HAS she some theories of govern
ment she would like to see given a
triaI?'
None in particular. rather sus-
pect that she thinks running for office
will reduce her weight.-Birmingha
Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

Father, what do you Think Of the
recall?"
We'll, my dear, hardly know
Some people think II is dangerous. But
why do you ask %
Il sent Ferdy away last night and
now I'm sorry."-St Louis Post
Dispatch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

lives we are leading will fit us to re-
ceive him. There is nothing unusual in.
our lives. They are the result of higher
culture, which too few persons under
stand"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

Look ere, Master Halbert. II I was
you / wouldn't cry wen l 'urts myself
You be gettin' too old to cry now"
Well-but-what am I to do, Per-
kins? Am I old enough to swear yet
like you ?"-London Punch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

Proud Father-In the sweet garden
Of our home, sir, my daughter is a
blushing rosebud.
Waggish Visitor-And you, Of course
are the poppy.-Baltimore American.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-22

Young Lady-What is the secret of
your happy life with both your hus-
bands-two such different men?
Old Lady-Why, I guess I wasn't
fussy over trifies- And then let them
have their own way sometimes. They
thought they always did.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.