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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
THE ARSON CASE CONTINUED

The case against Messrs. Sey-
mour and Aiken, charged with hav-
ing set fire to their own store build
ing at Fort Mccoy some weeks ago,
came up for trial Thursday. The at
torneys for the young men asked for
a continuance on the ground that their
witnesses were not present, and to go
to trial without them would prove
very prejudicial to their cause. The
court overruled that excuse, because
there had been ample time to have
had them subjoenaed. Then the at
torney filed an affidavit from a physi-
clan that he was physically incapaci-
tated fror- continuing the case, as he
could not speak above a whisper, as
he was suffering from the effects of a
very malignant cold. That objection
was also overruled, the court holding
that it was unfortunate but not a le-
gal valid objection. AS the case was
called it was discovered that the state
witnesses, although told when the
time for the trial had been set, had
not been subpoenaed, and hence were
not present, so the cnse was COMPEL
ed to be continued. The day set for
the trial has not yet been announced.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

There are some men born to do the
shouting and to do which they are al
ways anxious to occupy front seats on
the band wagon. They can shout just
as readily for one man as another
but they are always shouting for the
fellow they think is in the lead. When
the other fellow" shows signs of
getting there" they are just as much
at home shouting for him as if they
had been doing it all along.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Mr.. w. w. Harriss has let the con-
tract for the erection of pretty new
residence on his beautiful property
adjoining the Ocala Country Club
which is to replace his home destroy
ed by fire on Christmas eve. Messrs.
McIver & MacKay will build MI. 1ar-
riss' home and work on it will be COM
menced at an early date. The resi-
dence will be erected little furtner
hack from the road at the top OF a
small hill. which is an exceedingly
attractive location.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Rev. Telfair F. Hendon, for several
years pastor of the riverside Baptlst
church, but now settled in Mariana,
Fla. as the spiritual head OF the First
Baptist church of that city, is in jack
sonville today, on his way to Ocala'
where he will attend as delegate the
State Baptist Convention. While IN
the city Mr.. Hendon will be entertain
ed at the home of A. M. Dixon, in
Riverside. Mr.. Dixon is deacon IN
the Riverside church, and warm
friend of the former pastor'-Moh-
days Metropolis.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
SCHEDULE OF ADJUSTMENTS AT
THE TEMPLE THIS SEASON

Manager Bennett has revised his
list of the attractions which will be
at the Temple this autumn and win
ter:
January
25th-Graustauk.
30th-Blue Mouse.
February
1st-Black Patti.
2nd-Madame Sherry.
9th and 10th-Hemstelt Company.
12th-Ignomar
13th-Lion and the Mouse.
14th-Coburn's Ministries.
Millionaire Tramp
22nd-Buster Brown.
27th-Welsh Choir.
March
7th-Paul Gillmore-Himself.
19th-Paid in Full
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
HEARD IN OCALA
Bad Backs Made Strong-Kidney Ills
Corrected

Bad Backs Made Strong-kidney Ills
Corrected
All over Ocala you hear it. Doan's
Kidney Pills are keeping up the good
work. curing weak kidneys, driving
away backache, correcting urinary
ills. Ocala people are telling about it
telling of bad backs made sound
again. You can believe the testimony
of your own townspeople. They tell
it for the benefit of you who are SUI
fering. If your back aches, ii you feel
lame. sore and miserable, if the kid
neys act too frequently, or passages
are painful, scanty and off color, use
Doan's Kidney Pills, the remedy that
has helped so many of your friends
and neighbors. Follow this Ocala
citizens advice and give Doan's
chance to do the same for you.
Sterling Hooper, barber, Orange
avenue, Ocala, Fla, says: Il have no
hesitation in recommending Doans
Kidney Pills. Off and on have taken
this remedy for backache and other
troubles, caused by weak kidneys, and
I have been greatly benefited. l got
Doan's Kidney Pills from Tydings &
Co.'s drug store and l do not hesitate
one minute in recommending them.
For sale by all dealers. Price, SOC.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, n. T.,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

We agree with the Times-Union
when it says that mo one will dissent
from ranking Mr. Bryan first among
living orators. We assign him this
place and we doubt whether any man
ever lived who had better control
than he of audiences of any kind from
the rabble to the most intelligent.
For Mr.. Bryan speaks to all men in
way that none can fail to under
stand. His ideas are so clear in his
own mind and his mastery of Ian
guage SO perfect that he is under
stood by all alike"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

The kaiser threatens to involve
Germany in war if the socialists gain
any more members of the reichstag.
That declaration will make for social
ism throughout the world. 1t is just
such bull-headedness that brings
about the majority of wars. If the
fellows who shout loudest for wars
were put in the forefront of the bat
ties like the private soldiers are peace
would soon become universal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Florida has not a single mountain,
yet, paradoxical enough, it has many
kinds of minerals. Gold. iron, sui
phur, lime, koalin, fuller's earth, phos-
plate and petroleum have so far been
found. The sinks, the caves, the
springs are many and wonderful.
Many of the springs are used for
health resorts.-Lakeland Telegram
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

We hope that Albert Williamson
will not let his newspaper suspend be-
cause he is running for congress. 1t
seldoms reaches our desk. We can
not do without it anymore than we
can do without Dixie.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

1t is said that Rev. Clarence V. T.
Richeson is in a dying condition. He
is very emaciated and extremely
nervous. He PAGES the floor nearly
all through the day and is restless at
night He is suffering the torments
of the lost. Truly the way of the
'transgressor is hard"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

This year has witnessed the COM
pletion of the Florida East Coast rail-
way from the mainland to Key West
the southernmost piece of land in
the United States. Next year will
witness the completion of the Pana-
ma canal. The next great enterprise
should be the building of ship canal
across Florida.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

We do not see what the republicans
of the country want with more
progressive" republican than Taft.
Hasn't he said that the Payne-Aldrich
bill is the best tariff bill ever enacted
in the United States? Isn't that going
it some?
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

1t is claimed in Washington circles
that the proposition of the postmaster
general for the government to take
over the telegraph lines is quite en-
barrassing to President Taft. He
thinks that the postmaster general
sprung the question on the country at
an inopportune time.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Mr. L. R. Petres of Hopkinsville'
XIV. who has been spending a week
or ten days in Ocala, has gone TO 81
petersburg and Tampa for visit, go
inc from there to Key West and Cuba
ard on returning he will visit seVerai
r,aces on the east coast.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
At His UncIe's.

Nixon-Holding your first wedding
reception, Ell? l suppose you'll get
out all your wedding presents?"
observation-disclosures; not all. We've
lost the tickets on some of them"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Sailors are said to be experts
in tieing knots in ropes but if one
Will read the manner in which Tom
Watson yanked knot in one Ropes
of Volusia county he will find that
Tom Watson can give any sailor
pointers.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Miss Martha E. Hammil OF Troy
A,ohama. has arrived in Ocala to ac-
cent a position as a teacher IN the
oao,o High School. Miss Hammll
comes to ocala with very high recon-
mendations both as a student ana lat
or as a teacher.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
Reflection on choIIy.

Choily ihandling his friends re-
volver gingerly)-'T suppose now n
this should go of while I'm holding n
like this 1t would blow my brains
outf" His Friend--"No. It wouldn't
do that. but It would bore hole clean
through your head"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
CareIess of Him.

Nero fiddled while Rome was burn.
ing"
He ran some risk"
"Of what?"
'-Of warping his violin"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Dr. Len G. Broughton, the famous
Atlanta preacher is reversing the
.ssAr Of things-he has accepted a
cali to Christ Church, London Eng
LAND.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26

Mr.. and Mrs. c. B. Van Deman' VINO
ora well known in this CITY, nave
IAN snending the past few weeks IN
New York City.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
A Football Rush.

did you get any of that bargain
ribbon?"
YES" answered the college girl
proudly. 81 bucked the line for ten
yards
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
Wednesday Afternoon

Convention met at half past two
o'clock with DR.. Nowlin in the chair
President. Carson being busy in the
meeting of the State Board of Mis-
sions.
After a brief season of song and
prayer. Stephen Crockett. pastor of
Phoenix church. of Jacksonville read
the report upon periodicals, and sur
rendered his claim to the floor in be-
half of Pastor Lambert. of Quincy,
who addressed the convention upon
the Importance of sustaining the de-
nominational paper. He was follow
ed by DR.. A. J. Holt, of Kissimmee;
Pastor w. d. TURNKEY, of Fl Meade;
Elder r. T. Caddin, of Lakeland; A
P. Pugh, pastor at Palmetto; Pastor
Patterson, of Eustis; Pastor A. L.
Abercombie, of the Witness; Elder
c. A. Nash, of Tampa; Pastor Frank
w. Cramer, of Orlando. Adjourned
Program for Today
9:30-Trustees Orphans Home.
10:00-Layman's movement and an
open parliment-Frank Bentley.
10:30-Dr. R. J. Willingham, Of
Richmond, Va
2:30-Temperance-Rev. F. C. Ed
wardes.
:OO-Trustees Columbia College.
3:30-Home Missions-Rev. ]. L..
Hampton.
7:15-Devotional service-Rev. Jno.
A. Wray
7:30-Foreign MissIons-F. H. Wat
kins.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
w. L. COLBERT,
Tax Collector, in Account With Ma
rion county-1s11 Levy

Ak Collector, in Account With Ma
rion county-1s11 Levy
County School Fund
ncoiiected Dec. l, 1911. .$35,479.55
lreasurers receipt. $3.50. 2,166.S9
Balance uncollected. .$33,312.
County Proper Fund
NEGLECTED Dec. 1. 1911. IS 7,602.77
treasurer's receipt. $50. 464.33
Balance uncollected. .....$ 1854
County Road Fund
ncollected Dec. 1. 1911. 1926, 342.53
/Seasurer's receipt. $50. 1,547.7S
A%e uncollected. -. 1928, 794.75
ASaunty Building Fund
Ma, Dec. l, 1911. :. Sic, 2O5.51
N<NSr's receipt. -. s2S.67
N.lcollected. .$14,276.S4
~ Poll Taxes
Miec. 1, 1911....$ 3,077.00
M$ed. =. :. 77.42
ALNlA 5 3,154.42
<S1N receipt. 80. 217.56
N%s,oted. S 2,g36.8s
hub Schools
1911....$ 12,469.1 IA
Pr EeiDt' 1,s90.37
elected. .....$11,11S.77
ID Forfeiture Fund
Dec. 1, 1911. rs 5,06S.51
a RS receipt. ..... 3O9.55
Ee uncollected. ....$ 4,75S.96
Balances. :. :. ..$91 ,33l.2S
eof Florida,
vn County:
,. T. Sistrunk, clerk circuit court,
seby certify that the above is a true
correct statement of the collect
4 account with Marion county and
sub-school districts, as the same
pears upon the books in my office.
Witness my hand and official seal
lis End day of January, 1912.
(Seal.) 5. L. SiSIhoNh,
BY c. e. Conner, d. c.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-01-26
THE BAPTIST STATE CONVENE
TON
Tuesday Nights Session

DR.. r. j. Willingham of Richmond,
Va, the distinguished and beloved
secretary of the Foreign Mission
Board, conducted the devotional exer-
cises, after which the choir of the
Ocala church rendered several eX-
quisite selections, closing with beau
tiful solo by Miss Marguerite Porter.
The convention sermon was preach
ed by Pastor ]. J. Cloar of Gainesville,
to a packed house. He made an
earnest plea for spiritual living, the
preservation of the Sabbath, cooper
ative love, and faithful preaching.
The B. Y. P. U. and Sunday school
report was read by Pastor J. D. Ad-
cock of Tallahassee, followed by the
report of Field Secretary George Hy-
man. Brother Adcock made an earn
est and interesting address, after
which the report was adopted and the
meeting adjourned.
Wednesday Morning
Devotional exercises conducted by
Pastor w. G. Patterson of Eustis
Body called to order at 9:45 o'clock
by President Carson. Report on edu-
cation and seminary was read by Dr.
w. d. Nowlin, of Lakeland. After a
brief and vigorous talk he turned
over his time to DR.. Chas S. Gardner
and P. T. Hale of the Southern Bap-
fist Theological Seminary, Louisville,
KY.
A spontaneous offering of about
$500 was made to the Student Fund
of the seminary.
The report of the trustees of Column
bia College was read by Hon. C. A.
Carson, the president of the conven-
ton, while DR.. A. J. Holt, of Kissim-
NEE, occupied the chair At this juno
ture beautiful solo was rendered by
a student of Columbia College, after
which an interesting discussion of the
college at Lake City followed. The
president of that institution. DR.. Trib-
BILE. made one of his masterful adj
dresses. Then came an exquisitely
sweet quartet by students of Column
bia. DR.. L. B. Warren, the newly ap-
poited financial agent made a short
address, of sinctillating brilliancy
after which report was adopted.
Prof. R. L. Turner, of Inverness.
made the report of committee on
nomination.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
First Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. I. Porter Bennett. Pastor.

1890 "Walking with God" will lie
the subject that the pastor will take
for the morning service. You are in
yited TO worship with US.
ll;45 Sunday School. The Brother.
hood Class invites every man TO their
Session in the Sunday School.
600 Epwnrth League, r. Mcdonald.
Leader
ZOO Preaching service. "Take
Heed what ye hear" will be the
theme that the pastor will axe for the
evening service. Do not fail TO at
tend. The pastor was very much
pleased TO note the two large congre-
CAUTIOUS present last Sunday. lie was
also glad To welcome member.
Remember that this church invites
you 70 BECOME a member. Please
note the change in time for the Ep-
worth League and the evening SER
vice.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
Presbyterian Church Notes
Rev. A. ID. Griesby. Pastor.

Holy Communion will be observed
at the Presbyterian church NEXT Sun
day morning and the pastor looks 10
the members To be present and IL is
expected To receive new members.
SUNDAY school at Has.
Y. +. s. g. e. will hold their peet-
ing al 6:l5. Please note the change
ia time for the next six mouths.
Time of the public service is also
changed from 1870 TO 0q. Instead OF
the usual ORDER Of service the time
Will be devoted 20 musical TO which
everyone is invited. Messrs Jay Hite
and Webster haye kindly promised u
assist also Misses Lorraine and Bessie
Evars sololsts, and many will be glad
70 know that Miss Loqise Loveday
will recite. Don't forget Sunday
evening at 200 not 100.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
Lanway--.Bennett.

A pretty wedding took place We'd
nesday at high noon at the residence
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Lanway when
their daughter. Miss Marcia, became
the wife OF Calvin J. Bennett, son OF
MIR. and Mrs. VIM. Bennett. The
bride was Dire ssed in brown silk and
was assisted by Miss Mae Phillips
and the groom was supported by a
brother OF the bride. Ernest Lanway
The ceremony was performed by Rev.
Il. Porter BENNETT, Methodist Episco-
pal minister. After the ceremony
the guests sat down 10 delicious
wedding dinner. Mr. aud Mrs. Ben
nett viii make their home in Echo
Township. The home was beautifully
decorated with ferns aud flowers.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
SATURDAY. OCTOBER S. 1912.
FINE POINT ABOUT THE LAW
Somewhat Curious Problem Has Been
Raised by the Decision OF
Learned Judge.

Suppose you owned a dog and a
neighbor asked the courts to compel
you to keep 1t from barking and yelp-
ing day and night, interfering With
his business and causing him and his
family loss of sleep, and suppose the
court handed down decree requiring
you to restrain your dog from bark
ing, yelping a d bowling. except In
cases Of burglary or fire. how would
you set about obeying the order?
II you fix 1t So the dog cannot bark
at all and burglars invade your domi-
cile or fire breaks out and the dog
cannot bark, you may be robbed or
murdered In peril by disobeying the
injunction that your restraint OF the
barking, yelping and bowling shall ex-
tend only to those periods when there
Is no burglary or fire. For the order
expressly limits your right TO restrain
any barking. yelping and bowling
aforesaid by those exceptions.
Must you sit up nights and look out
for burglars and fires and be ready to
remove your restraint of the dog s
FOCdllLdllOA WuSn clIHtI VI uOIu az
pear?
Yes, you might get rid Of the dog.
OF course, but there Is nothing said
about that. The law does not prohib-
1t you keeping the dog. All 1t is con-
cerned about IS that you shall not al
low the dog to become nuisance.
You have to place 1t under restraint.
But you can at least congratulate
yourself that, unlike the trusts, you
do not have to worry about what con
stitutes reasonable restraint because
there's not a word about reasonable
ness In the law. All you have to do
is to restrain the animal from bark
ing, yelping and bowling, except In
cases of burglary or fire. The exoep-
| ton may, It is true, seem unreason
able, but the law is made to be obeyed
somehow and it leaves 1t to you to
| find out how.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
BEES AT WORK ALL THE TIME
IN Many Localities There ls Ne
Closed Season for Those In.
defatisable Laborers.

Although bees are apt to turn out
on any sunshiny day, the bulk OF their
work Is done by the first OF Novem-
Der and they have retired for their
winters sleep, The beekeeper must
now put cushions into the tops OF
the hives, taking only what honey he
is sure can be spared by the bees,
and leave them for their Information.
In Florida there is no such work to
do, says a writer in Outing The bees
work all winter, and they have as
good feed in February and March as
they do in'July. The orange orchards
are alive with the honey gatherers,
and their buzzings blend into almost
a roar in March; for that Is when the
orange flowers are open; but it must
be confessed that the honey has a
twang, something like the acidity OF
an orange, and IL does not compare at
all with that made from the bass.
wood.
Besides the orange there are sue.
cessive coverings of legumes OF all
sorts all the year, every one having a
pOSiIlNe HdNOI anu very lCH Vi luSul
giving to honey a familiar flavor. Yet
Florida is natural home OF the bee,
and honey in the southern states will
yet become as familiar product as
cane sugar.
In the Mississippi valley and else
where professional beekeepers carry
their hives to the south to meet the
coming of the flowers early in the
season, turning around toward the
north and carrying them to gather the
later sweets from later Towering APP
pies and berries. In this way, or by
carrying them up and down mountain
sides, the feeding spells on clover or
Eastwood and other trees can be
greatly heightened.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05

A woman will acknowledge grey
hairs befure she will the years that
bring them.
Sometimes woman's idea Of econ.
omy is TO buy an automobile IN order
to save car fare.
Il. j. Sgndherg, Merchant OF Cop
per City. Mich, says: For "A good
many years we have used Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound in our
family. 1t will quickly cure a cough
or cod aud We consider il safe aud
sure cure. y Hite Drug Company,
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
CHIROPRACTIC

Modern scientific research proves
that approximately ninety five per
cent Of all disturbances Id the human
body follows nerve compression, this
'iDterferes with the transmission OF
life currents from the brain 10 the
various tissues Of the body. For in
stance il anything Is wrong IN the
nasal passage as In the throat or IN
the lungs the heart. the stomach the
liver kidneys and b0wels or 10 fact
any part OF the body you may rest aS-
sured that is due TO an abnormal
quantity OF life current and that the
nerve supplying any one OF these re-
giOns is under pressure at some point
along its course. The most frequent
cause OF nerve compression is misa-
lgnment Of the bones in the spinal
column from between which the
nerves pass as they leave the spinal
cord.
A Chiropractor adjusts the Offend
ing bone to their normal position, re-
lieylng pressure on the nerves allow
ing perfect transmission between the
brain and all parts OF the body and
health will be The result.
JOHN G.. CARLSON.
Chriropractor.
ONCE at corner OF Main and Gar
field Street Rhone 80. Consultation
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
DROBATE ORDER State Of Michigan.
i The probate Count for the County OF ChAr-

PROBATE ORDER State Of Michigan.
l. The Probate Court for the County OF Char
levOiX.
Al II session Of said court. held at the pro-
bate Office In the City of Charlevoix. in said
copnty, ON the 30lh day OF September a. ID
1912
Present: Hon. John NJ. Harris. Judge OF Pro-
bate.
In the matter Of the estate of Marian
ShearCr. deceased
Belle Roy having hled In said court her
fual administration account, and her petition
praying for the alowar ce thereof and for tue
ASSIGNMENT and Distribution OF the residue OF
said estate.
II is ordered that the 2Sth day OF October
A. ID. ::,12 at ten o'clock in the forenoon. eat
said probate Office. be and Is hereby appointed
for examining and allowing said account ana
bearing saio petition:
II Is further ordered, that public notice
thereof be given by puhlica ion of copy OF
this order Tor three successive weeks prev
ious 20 said day of hearing in the ChulevoiT
County Herald. a newspaper printed and cir
culated IN said COUNT!
JOHN NJ. HARRIS,
true COPY Judge of Probate.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05
TO CONSERVATIVES
And All Afflicted With Asthma, Bronchitis,
Catarrh, Grippe or any Lung
or Ihrnaf frnnhla

After suffering for years with severe throat
trouble which ran into Construction, Rev. z. A
Wilson was enyed by following plain rules of he alth
and usine DIR. Churchills prescription. Wishing
TO help all sufferers he wrote. for free di,tribu-
ton. full description of his trouble and the simple
means he used to cure himself.
WILSON'S REMEDY Or. ChsyeAiH.s b,e,-
cr'phon) has been doing its wonderful GOOD work
Tor over 4O years. liz has been tried and proven !,
and is household remedy in many. many homes
70 which 1t has brought health and happiness
Ii you are suffering from any Lune or Throat
trouble whstever do not fail to give this
remedy a trial. Send for Mr.. Wilson's history of
his own remarkable case which will be sent FREE.
together with 81 90 package of the remedy 10 ali
who write Tor it.. Address: Wilson Remedy Co,
Westwood. Nj. U.S.A.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05

We take this means of expressin,
our deepest gratitude To the man!
kind friends and neighbors for thei
assistance. sympathy and man
beautiful floral gifts, at the time 0
our late bereavement.
Mr. and Mrs. l. A. BRINTNALL.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-10-05

Domestic troubles never bother "A
man who let's his wife have her own
way.
It's pity men can't get out OF
tiouble as easily as they Can get out
of work.
It's the easiest thing in the world
for woman to fool man who tries
TO fool her.