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Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17

ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER
 It is very seldom that you see a white man doin' whitewashin or 8 oolored man driving coal wagon.
 When any feller thinks be is the only one in this world who has got any troubles. he needs only to drop into a house where folks are getting ready for a party and found father and seven daughters who haven't a thing to wear"
 Some men are born foolish. others acquire foolishness and still others have foolishness thrust upon them, but there is no excuse for a feler deliberately going into a store and buying one of those dinky little hats with a feather stuck up on the side.
 President Taft says that If more people don't take mp farming there is going to be a famine in this country and no body looks for a famine with more apprehension than he does.
 IL isn't proper for anybody except ing a vaudeville performer to wear a dress suit in the afternoon. A vaude- vile performer can wear anything or nCthinE
 Every time Hank Tums goes fishing he stops on his way home at the meat market and has the butcher throw a nice trout at him. Then he can say he caught it.
 Outside of pianists who cant play the most numerous thing in this coCn. try is the author who has never had anything published.
 Some People Whom We All Love.
 The gink who smokes a cigarette h telephone booth.
 The giddy young gum chewer who raves about the hero while the game is fn progress.
 The gabby individual who has seen the New Orleans mardi gras and cant forget it.
 The sweet critic who cant play Home Sweet Home" on the piaHa with one finger.
 The literary expert who cant write.
 The man who comes along with 0 Joe. Miller masterpiece and says: Heres the new one l heard yester- day"
 The lodge brother who wants 10 make all the speeches.
 The man who calls you by your first name when he has known you only two minutes. <.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17
POLITICS AND POLITICIANS

Utah republicans will meet iu Pro yO May 15 10 elect delegates to the national convention.
 Henry L. Stimson, secretary Of war, is suggested by his friends for second place on the republican national ticket
 Lewis C. Spooner, member Of the Minnesota legislature. has announced his candidacy for the republican nom nation for governor.
 The county unit system is the dis tinguishing feature of the presidential primary law that has been adopted by the state of Maryland.
 Senator La Toilette Of Wisconsin. republican presidential aspirant, is planning a speecbmahng tour of the Pacific coast at the end of April
 A special election will be held in the first congressional district Of Pennsylvania on April 24 to elect successor to the late Representative Bingham.
 A J Montague, former goevTnor of Virginia, is a candidate for congress from the Third Virginia district, tue seat now held by Captain John Lamb.
 Thomas L, Lewis, former presideul of 3 UnitedfMiIfe Workers of America is seeking the republican tdhsr essiog al nomination in the SixteSnth Ohio dis.rict fs
 Five names Of candidates for presF dent will appearo the official Rrtmary ballot of New Jersey to be voted for next month. They lare President Taft, Champ Clark, Theodore Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson aAa Robert M. La Toilette.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17
THE OBSTACLE.

s''G S0S NSGGs In the spring the young mans fancy
 lightly turns to thoughts Of love; To fine five room apartment for his
 chosen turtle dove. In a swell apartment building that is
 strictly uD-to-date. With electric elevators and 6 cozy
 corner grate;
 To patent fireless cooker and a
 handsome touring car. To a sweet domestic drama in which
 she would be the star Oh. the cheerful cozy evenings by a
 Pocahontas fire, And the confidential chats of which
 man would never tire. Oh, the charming little dinners with
 the partner of his life, In his five room apartment with his dainty little wife It is a dream that is worth dreaming and it would be very nice, There is just one thing preventing it
 he hasn't got the price.
 CAUGHT ON THE FLY
 Woodrow Wilson has a brother who has been in the newspaper business many years. Perhaps the brother is the one in tho family who is entitl cd to the presidency.
 If Hon James Ham Lewis ever wishes to remove himself absolutely from the political Armament he can easily do so by getting shaved.
 A nursery firm in the east is adver- tisiug for grafters. A want ad in the Washington papers should bring re- suits.
 EX-senator Dick will lead the Taft forces in Ohio, but where he win lead them remains to be seen.
 The Daughters of the Mexican Re volution should be about the largest organization in the world.
 One good thing about the presi- dental campaign, is that it crowds schedule K on the front page
 Some favorite songs are beginning to wonder whose favorites they are. A report says more actors go into bankruptcy than do members Of any other profession. Well look how often they get married.
 A New York paper says that there are many well-preseryed men in the city. Yes and there are others who aIe pieEled.
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Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17
THE PUBLICITY
BILL

We have adyerted to this subject before, at 6 tirus when we regarded it as a joke (and We still do)-tho proposition to compel the newspapers of the state to burden their columns daily with the lists of stock holders. This was one of the recommendations contained in the governors message but we could hardly conceive that any member of the legislature would take it seriously.
 Yet, bill embodying the governor g idea has been introduced In the sen ate but we trust, not for the sake Of the newspapers, but that the legis'a- ture may not become a subject of der ision, that 1t will go no farther.
 As we have stated before 1t Is un' likely that any newspaper in Arizona would pay any attention to such fool ish law. No doubt any newspaper would make a concession to what ever public curiosity there may be. by printing it's list ot stockholders once, but We do not think thnt any of them would comply with the provision of such an asinine law as mas been pro posed.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17
ALMOST A MIRACLE

One of the most startling changes ever seen in any man, according 70 W. E. HolsClaw, Clarendon, Tex. vas effected years ago in hIs brother. He had such a dreadful cough" Le writes, that all Jur family thought he was going into consumption. brt he began to use Dr. Kings New Dis eoqeryy and vas completely cured by cen bottles. Now te is sound and many years our family has used this wonderful remedy for Coughs and Colds with excellent results" It's quick, safe, reliable and guaranteed Price % cents and S100. Trial bo,- tie free at all druggists.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17
TORTURE CHINESE

FL PASO. April 16---A score of Chinese refugees fromS ParfaL Jimin- ez. Chihuahua and small towns in the military zorc. arrived today They said the rebels tortured those Chi nese who refused to divulge the hid ing place of their savings. They de- ,clared they feared repetition of the massacre at Torreon last year. when 500 Chinese were slain.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17
a ON.THE .SPVRll9 9
 E 2 OF.THE;MOMENT NY by Roy k Moulton. q
ACCORDING TO UNCLE AsNER

Copyright 1911. c. N. Mether.)
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17

complete sob Printing, Book Binding and Ruling Establishment. hsInInc Com psny Work speelsny.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17
< soclETY OF OhNlA IN SESSION

FRESNO. Cal. April 16.-panish songs and old Danish fofx dances will feature the program sof the annual convention of the Society of .Dania oi California and Nevada. which will hold forth in this city during the remaind- er of the week. Today was given over to the reception of the delegates. Who n,,mLered between 300 and 500 aud came rom many points.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-04-17

WASHINGTON. April 1C-CSpecisD Miss Helen Taft, the Misses Meyer and Miss Laura Merriam, are to be among the performers of the amateur circus to be given April 26-27. As already announced, the president and Mrs. Taft will occupy a box on the opening night, while a fashionable audience is assured for each of the performances. The funds are to be devoted to charity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
SIDNEY DALE I2IA PERFECT LADY

On the stage at tho Empress
theatre sidney Dale sweet name
lis one swell skirt ON the stnss.
You understand. sidney IN perieo'
lady. with fine figure, VINO sinks
soprano awcetly. dances gracefuiiy,
and makes love 10 her masculine
partner. Boyle. tendcrly.
OFF the stage. sidney 10 two
listed male person who ehe~s 10
bacoo and takes his whisky neat.
There IL not more eloquent cisSer
In nil vaudeville.
sidney IN 80 s~eetly feminine on
the stage that he IL seized with an
Impulae 10 be nitr9maaculine the
moment he gets off
sidney says the only thing about
his Job he doesn't like Ii the need
10 shave every day. OF course
grease paint will cover up multi
tude OF briatles. but Boyle refuses
10 make love TO his partner I'M
shaven. He says Il tickles.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
Too Much Notorietv

NEW YORK. Nov. THE Hotel
Metropole, out OF which Herman RIO.
senthai was stepping when he was
shot TO death last July, win be clos.
cd today by It's owner, George Con.
sidine
Too much notoricty." said Consi.
dine. has driven away patronage.
! am forced TO close the Metropole
as direct consequence of the Ro-
seminal murder"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

subscribers 20 Tn. Seattle star
VIII confer a favor by notifying
this office nj uuce of any fall"
uisr delivery Of tho paper. %
any attempt 60 Substitutes an
other paper for Tho Seattle
Star. ~ 10 the desire OF th.
ntann4smcnt "a secure the best
service for all, ara complaints
are given courteous and protnpt
sttsngien. ~ your paper frpy
20 arrive rny tight 10
o'clock. kindly phone this . ice
~ oncs Maln $500 AK Tor
The Circulation D~pAFtmssa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
BANK CLEARINCS
BREAK RECORDS

Bank elesrings for last month
were larger by es.fs<.2s2.s2 than
those for the same month last year.
The total cicarinqs for October.
1879. were sse,ss<.y42.s2 fer ocso-
Der. 1911. they were s5o.7s7. 4s7 20.
cissrings for the fiscal week ending
yesterday were sf2.ao2. 1910. a.
against 81 ,o8o, 27s.is for the same
week OF 1871.
Portland bank cissrinas for oeto-
Der failed 20 reach those for Seat
tie. although the, were higher by
- .ooo. 900 than ever before. Portland
bank eiesrines for the month just
closed were esa. .B2o.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
ACTRESS DEAD

TORONTO. Ont. Nov. Mabel
Harrison. well-known Canadian
actress, who has been suffering
from tuberculosis for some time. il
dead here today.
Miss Harrison was the wife OF Joe
Howard. n musical comedy actor
and producer The two had often
appeared together IN productions.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
GET MORE MONEY

Mum & Bracket. attorneys for
tho trustees IN the bankruptcy case
OF the Western Steel Corporation.
were awarded $4,000 additional 10
the $500 already paid. sutcliffe
Baxter, Lester Turner and Edgar
Ames we're each allowed $4,000 for
services as trustees.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
SENATOR M'CARREN
DIED BANKRUPT

NEW YORK. Nov hepuied
during The iter YEAR, OF hih HE 10
be- worth several millions. the late
Senator Patrick MeCarren. a power
In politics NJ one time. died a bank
rupt, according 10 statement on
file today with Surrogate ketehnm
Ia Brooklyn.
The assets of Mccarren were list
cd at 1923. 900. and his liabilities
$3.50. 900.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
SPOKANE. Nov. III JenseI

SPOKANE, Nov. III. Jensen,
manager of the Lead-Zlnc com.
pany at Metaline Falls, has received
orders TO employ 80 men for the
construction OF q 100000 lead.zinc
concentration. The concentrator
Will be OF concrete and have a
daily capacity OF 200 tons.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
MALEY MEETING

Anna Msley. socialist candidate
for governor, viii oiosc the socialist
campaign In this city Sunday night
with a meeting at Dreamland rink
NJ. +. Giles. candidate for congress
man.at-iarge, will also speak. Both
are forccful. eloquent speakers, and
a big meeting IL expected.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
Her CHERISHED SECRET

Little Jack. aged 8. had accom-.
panied his mother ON a trip TO the
city.
when the conductor came around
20 collect the fares he asked tho
usual question:
How old u the boy"
After being Informed the correct
age. which did not require n fare,
tho conductor passed on 10 the next
person
The lad sat quite still. apparently
ponderIng over something then.
concluding that fall information
had not been given. he called loudly
TO the conductor at the other end
OF the car:
And mothers ss."-Harpers
Weekly.
Miss Maggie Meceown, Of osrr.
tagh. County Armagh. Ireland. Of.
fers $50 TO anyone who Will find
her brother. John MeGeown. John
worked In a lumber camp near Mat.
lock about two years ago.
n. r. Edgar. general manager Of
the Puget Sound Traction. Light A
Power Co, left Seattle yesterday
TO become manager Of the Central
Western division OF the Stone a
Webster interests AZ Boston. He
has been succeeded by A. l..
Kempster.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
NOME GOLD. Sa.5ou. 600

NOME. Nov 1.-The summers
gold output is thought to be about
s3,500,000. II mild weather contln-
ues. dredges and workmen will OPP
crate until December. A very rich
strike has been made at Boulder
creek.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
LAST TRIP FROM NOME

s. $. Victoria has Just left Nome
with AGA passengers, bound for Seat
tie. This Is the last trip to be
made from the far North. About
$500 people will spend the winter
In Nome this year.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
YOU'LL FIND 1T HERE
News Of the Day Condensed for Busy People

w. n. Barnes has enIolned the
city not 10 buy three.ton gasoline
truck from tho olympic Motor Car
co. Barnes contends that his bid
for the contract was $3.50 less than
that OF the Olympic. and that con.
sequently he should have been
awarded II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

Moore--Gadski In concert.
Mcsfopoli,an---''0 officer ess."
sesttle--The Seattle Stock Co.
In Mrs. WixgA OF the Cab.
baEa Patch"
Aihsmbrs - Photopiays and
vaudeville.
orphsum--vaudeviiie.
Empress Vaudeville.
panisees Vaudeville.
Grand Vaudeville ana motion
pictures.
cismmcr--Ph otopisys ana vau.
deyllie.
Melbourne Photoplays and vau-
deyllle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

= King county 1919 tss sssts-
= ments win be mailed Feb. 1. 4
= aud. II paid by March 10. q I
4 5.per cent discount will be al. 4
. lowed. Thia plan was lnaii-
4 tuted BY County Treasurer w. 4
4 ". Hanna. and has proved a 4
4 timeNsyer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

All Eiks and their families will
be entertained Tuesday evening al
the Elks' lodge. In the Alaska build
ing, where election returns viii De
received by wire.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

University v. N. C. A. lssusd %
day the first special edition Of the
daily this year. Archi. Major
and a corps OF assistants viii hssn
charge OF a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

Waving feceIvcd . teIe9rsphie 80
quest from Sheriff Flyers Of i4n.
coin. Neb. for the apprehension Of
oliver NJ. Wilson for deserving hix
family. Deputy Sheriff J W. Hscks
made the desired arrest Wilson
will be taken hack 10 Lincoln to
answer the charge
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

Native Daughters Of Washington
will hold business meeting tonight
In Rodmen's hall. iss5 Fourth ay.
All members are requested TO be
present.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

Frank zeror. 4 blacksmith. vus
severely injured last night In fall
Ing from Northern Pacific freisht
train about 20 miles south Of the
city.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-01

Faculty members Of arts and se'-
ence college OF the university are
deciding today upon a petition TO
be- presented to President Kane. ash
INK for establishment Of new col
lego OF science 20 be headed by a
dean OF science
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24

pretty college romance involving
Miss Alice Stewart, of Athens, and the
engagement ring that had been his
mothers. is the latest exploit of which
E. Hilliard Spalding, of Atlanta, has
become the hero
Young Spalding son Of the late Eu
gene c. Spalding, of this city. is the
University of Georgia law gradua te
who nearly missed getting his diploma
last week because he rushed chum in
his automobile from Athens to Atlanta
on his commencement day in order that
the other lad might catch a train in
time to reach his mother, burned in a
FIRE at Waycross.
Yesterday in the same automobile he
brought Miss Stewart and other friends
on a visit to this city. Miss Stewart
is wearing the ring with which was
plighted the troth of Mr.. Spalding' s
mother nearly a quarter century ago.
A College WooIne.
Mr.. Spalding met Miss Stewart when
he first went to the University OF Geor-
gta five years ago. Miss Stewart,
daughter of Professor Joseph s Stew
art. of the university, was very young
then, but she was the toast of the col
leKe and Mr. Spalding didn't need to
be told that she was the sweetest girl
In Athens"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24

He plugged along through college
and Miss Stewart watched his career
with an interest which Mr.. Spalding
never permitted her to keep impersonal.
Just before he came to graduate he
hurried up to Atlanta in his automo-
bile. took from his store OF family
treasures the plain gold ring that had
been his mothers engagement ring and
hurried back to Athens
He told Miss Stewart that he had
formed a law partnership with Profess
sor Abbot Nix and that they were
coming to Atlanta to make their for
tunes in the law, and he asked her If
she could find it in her heart to give
him permanent inspiration in his life's
work
No engagement has been announced,
but Miss Stewart is wearing the ring
that was Mr.. Spalding's mothers. Yes
terday. with several other folk from
Athens, Miss Stewart and Mr.. Spalding
came to Atlanta in the automobile that
has played so constantly in Mr.. Spald-
ings recent chain of exploits
That same automobile is going to
make the honeymoon journey and it's
owner admits that in spite of the
fact that they are making faster auto
mobiles and automobiles handsomer to
look upon, he's never going to sell it.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
COLLARLESS CONSUL
OFFICIALLY CRITICISED

SANTIAGO. June "a That he went
about the streets without collar be-
cause he said, Santiago was an I'M
civilized place was one of the informal
charges made today by the government
today against French Consul Bryos
In addition to this unconventional at
tire. Bryos was charged with backing
the revolutionists. and it was asserted
that he was the author of the procla
nation by one of the negro rebels.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
DIVORCED HIM BECAUSE
HE JUMPED ON THE FLAG

DENVER. COLO. June 24.-Mrs
Florence r. Jackhtch has been granted
divorce from Stephen Jackltch be-
cause her husband tore down and
trampled under his feet little Amer
lean flag which his wife had hung at
half mast in front of the home last
Decoration day.
Mrs Jacklitch's former husband was
an American soldier in the Spanish
American war. Jackltch, according tc
the testimony, violently opposed all pa
triotism shown by his wife
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
WoULD-BE SUICIDE THINKS
or CHILDREN. SAVES SELF

FAYETTEVILLE. n G., June "a.
While he hung e5 feet above Cape Fear
river from the parapet of the Claren
don bridge for premeditated drop
Spivey BuNard remembered his two
children and called for help He told
his rescuers his wife's death six
months ago. had SO darkened his life
that he was determined on self-destruc-
ton until the thought of his children
arrested him too late to save himself
nv his own efforts
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
RAIN ON WAY FROM GULF
Is DUE TO ARRIVE TODAY

Rain, for the first time in more than a
week, is predicted for today In Atlanta
and vicinity. The disturbance in the at
mosphere started on the Gulf and has
moved rapidly in our direction No
marked change in temperature is ex-
pected The short period of dry weather
has been a good thing for the farmers,
according to Forecaster Won Hermann,
and the coming rain also will be bene.
fetal
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24

For your convenience, Want Ads will
be taken over the telephone and bin win
be sent at expiration of al No matter
what you want or have to sell. Georgian
Want Ad will do the work. thus saving
you time and money.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
FIRE FROM CIGARETTE HITS
KENTUCKY TOWN HARD

CARLISLE. KY, June 24-The
stump of cigarette dropped in the
livery stable of James O'Neal. on East
Main street, started a Are which wiped
out an entire block in the business cen
ter Of Carlisle. The loss is estimated
at $4,000
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24

The funeral of Mrs Annie Hamilton,
who died at her residence, % LoVejoy
street Yesterday, will be held at the Ss
cred Heart church tomorrow morning
Irterment VIII be IN Oakland Mrs Ham
iiton was daughter Of the late Patrick
Lynch, one Of Atlantas pioneer citizens.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
VOICE OF MOHAMMED
HEARD, so THEY SAY

SMYRNA. June 24-Wild excitement
which may result in great uprising
has been caused here by the circula-
ton of a Turkish pamphlet announcing
that the guardian of Mohammed's
tomb has heard tine prophets voice
calling upon his followers to wage a
holy war to save Islam.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24

Funeral arrangements OF Herschell
Camp, little son Of Mr. and Mrs l. A
Camp, who died Yesterday, have not been
made The remains are at Poole's cha pei
where It was carried from the home. 36
Ellis street, Yesterday
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
DEATHS AND FUNERALS


Mrs Alice ponahoo. Sc years old,
died at the family residence on the
Howell Min road late today She Is
survived by her husband, II. ? Dons
hoo, and FIVE children. The remains will
be taken to Chambee ca. Sunday for
burial
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
We Have It All But $4,000

The Beautiful HARRIET HAWKES. HOME which is pro-
posed is at this moment at the crisis. Mr. A. K
Hawkes. proposed the donation of the grounds 50
near HapevIle provided the required amount
raised to complete the home according to SpeC
icatiOns by July 6hl0I2 Only few dayStO
complete the subscription and $4,000 is all that is
necessary. Now is the psychological mOment==dOnt
wait but come and be one who will help to eS=
tabliSh one of the most needed institutions in Georgia
who has SufiCency of civic pride to eIpAt-
Ianta do one Of the big things that no other Southern
city has ever done. DENT need any time for cOnSid-
Grafton, for this is thing that is very needu and
absolutely necessary as Christian people care to
lend just little aid to institution tina
will bgn'rOm the outset to elevate the morals and
otherwise lend assistance of our neglected and lEtreaed
young girls Of this era civilization and Christianity.
On July 18th we desire publish full page in The Atlanta
Journal giving full and complete LIST of the people who have
been good enough help complete this great 800
Subscriptions, $1,000 EACH 100000 viii you be ONE2
CAN'T YOUR NAME APPEAR IN THIS LIST Certainly CALHOUN phone
number Main 400 and our office 3S Peters Building
R. HEMPHILI Pres E. H. PEACOCK Sec JOS McCORD Treas