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The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03
Sour Grapes2
ONLY ANOTHER CASE OF "souR
sss GRAPES"

+ ONLi ANo - HEN CAoE VI SOtR
WI GRAPES"
Ye editor of Professional Ethics"
on the morning "Bullcon,' land
his 'coachers'3, Judging from this
mornings spasm, are more in need
Of medical attention than anyone we
can think Of just at present. 1t
will therefore pay them to read The
Citizens Health Column" with
great care. 1t Is understood that
THE Eamous "fTolland doctor want
ed to conduct a like feature for the
rAierning Morgue." but the manage
ment could not afford to pay the
price he demanded
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03
Slo.N but Sire.

You say you are racing those aero.
planists WHO are flying across the con.
tinent?'
That's what | said."
But how does it happen that you
ere on foot9"
I'm walkin'. That's how it hap
pens that | am so far ahead OF them
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

The cold storage hen has made
biddy jealous. Hence, the egg
famine,
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

Orange SoulHe Posi- and alice eight
oranges. put III layers ia siasg dish
VITA sugar between anl let stand sey-
era ucGrs Maize soft. rich austard
and pour over fIe oranges Spread
over with q rjch.EoriuEue.
Cheese SuuGle Cook together a Ia
blespuonfuI each Of butter and -four,
the latter heaIiHg Pour upon them a
cnpful Of stH,dug Hdlk and stir until
smooth Set aside until almost cool,
then stir the saucp gradually into four
eggs, beaten light and whip III d cup
fUl Of grated cheese Season with salt
AMI cayenne pepper and pour into a
deep @rcused pudliog dish Bate IN a
s;eady oven uuti light ana brown and
serve ut once
Vanilla Soutile Melt an ounce Of
butter in a saucepan, stir in a table
spoonful Of -four and a half pint OF
milk Boil until ihirE paste Is form
ed Take OF The sDoge and let cool 4
l.ttlc Stir in aa ounce of grauulated
sugar and q teaSioonfuI &c yanilm aa-
vorinc Thcu beat III Jho yoiks of thlee
c@sss one 81 time WHIP tl.r Whites
Of four eggs to >tl.r frotli and fold
them in lightly am qGlykly po3r The
| m%,ture into Il Better mo,N Vail,
slmuld be about Iwo-tIirds n,lcd Gov
.er with tie tog NJ win buttatru raptT
AID steam for half an h9ur
4
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

l,ia you hold parasol over his
lo1or yesterday? If you didn't you
lfc sure to see some cold weather
during the next SIX weeks
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

Kut-Kut- ka-Da-Kut would make
! good college yell for the henpecks
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

Ground Hog day will come back in
twelve days If you don't believe
it ask some one else.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

B-r-r-r-r-r-r-r. The Ground Hog
saw his shadow.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

We heard somebody speak Of this
weather yesterday.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

The foregoing editorial t?l APP
peared IN yesterdays issue Of the
Evening Sanitarium, technically
known AN the Evening Citizen. We
\ renrpdnce I'LL ~ that j. majority AZ
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

4 western Judge has fined 2
Fouoa woman sf,700 because she
Won't talk This Is certainly a
ease Of penalizing virtue
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

When the attention OF The Bull
ietin ia called to any misstatement
OF fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections viii
cheerfully be made.)
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03
EieIninn the Poor.

"IIave you no friends to help your
Il have some kind friends, but they
bunch their gifts. get five turkeys
Thanksgiving and nothing during the
rest of the year"
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

The above Is a correct statement
of The Cairo Bulletin for the year
1911
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
pnairnrc NFannc.nr-
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03
Business Manager

Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 18th day Of January, 1919.
LEO J. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

If You fail to receive your
paper by Z a. m, on week
days and s a. m, on Sundaya
telephone to The Bulletin Of
fee, No. 66, either phone and
one viii be sent to YOU by
special messenger.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

The Cardinal hosod clans are com
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

Complaints and Complaints.
Hicks see that the big new store
10 to have a Doctors office in 1t.
Wicks-That's nothing. Most ali or
o. them have q complaint department.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-02-03

He considers Inc an onion
His spleen l cannot help,
Wllcr ! stepped upon his bunion.
You should have heard him vein.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
His MODES Of HIGH ORDER


Lord Tankerville. who Is sending
bis son to an American school. said
the other day ii New York:
There are too many Englishnen-
md English boys as well who de-
velop. in the presence Of q lord, .
painful and unnatural modesty. Their
modesty reminds me 81 a village tin
ker.
This tinker had a rather crusty
disposition. and bis pastor said to him
one day:
NY man. you should love your
neighbor as yourself
Yes. sir. said the tinker
But the pastor had In mind a nasty
black eye that the tinker had given
the bricklayer next door. and 50 be
went on:
Do you, though. do you honestly.
love your neighbor as yourseif?'
Y Yes sir; oh. yes. sir. said the
tinker; and he added. but I'm mod
est man, We see, and, to tell the truth.
| amt BIT stuck on myself. SIR =
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
Father Now il Second place.

She was q prim miss of thirteen
who stood before the rector OF we'll
known New York Episcopal church
and looked him sduarely in the eye.
Please repeat that nth command.
ment again. he said. for he was cate.
chising her with regard to her knowi.
edge Of the Scriptures apropos Of the
coming combinations. Honor thy
mother and thy father. that thy days
may be long IN the land which the
Lord thy God giveth thee, was the
response. Honor thy mother and
thy father unused the rector. Who
taught You that?" Mother, was the
response. These are certainly suf-
sfragist days upon which we have fall
en-. remarked the minister Father
used to come first.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
A Tbeater II China.

49, g ~ ~ ) II ~
ing Is perfectly produced, and the lit
tie half shuttle. half run. the express
sion, etc, are all faithfully portrayed.
was lucky ia seeing two distinct
plays with d fresh set Of actors In
each. Some Of the dresses are really
gorgeous, and the makeup is partic,l-
larly good. In the FIRST play we we-e
shown a reproduction OF a real Chi
nese criminal court, In which, at any
trial, in true Oriental fashion. they
torture and punish the prisoner long
before they decide whether or not he
Is guilty, and in the second play two
mighty warriors. twins and rivals for
the same maiden,s hand, fought long
and most realistic duel. first with dag.
gers. then with long swords. and
eventually they INDUCED In q spirit
ed wrestling match, quite acrobatic
in its movements. until one poor Eel.
low whiried madly IN the air, turned
trick somersault and expired doing
a cartwheel. It was really funny, but
the audience took II all quite serious
~. Many OF the women broke down
and wept at the woes the heroine had
to 90 through, while to the European
eye the whole thing was simply luli:
crous.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

ily. but tell them Of my good friend.
Lydia e. Pinlham's Vegetable Com
pound, and that there viii be no back
ache and bearing down pains for them If
they win take II as have. am scarcely
ever without it in the house.
I win say also that think there Is
no better medicine to be found for Young
girls. My eldest daughter has taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for painful periods and Irregular
ity, and il has helped her.
81 am always ready and willing 10
speak q good word for Lydia q. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. tell every
one meet that / owe my health and
happiness to your wonderful medicine. ?
Mrs. J. G. JOHNSON, Scottville, Mich.
RID. s.
Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com
pound, made from nativeroots and herbs.
contains no narcotics or harmful drugs.
and today holds the record Of being ia
most successful remedy for woman ills
known
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
DISTRESSING CASE OF HIVES

x retired one evening and after
sleeping couple Of hours was awak-
ened BY burning sensation all over
the upper part Of my body. 1t was
Just simply terrible and made II inn
possible for mo to sleep the rest OF
that night. so had to sit up ali night
changing my position every couple OF
minutes. AS the hours went by Il
grew worse and soon started to
scratch myself. When daylight ar
rived saw that my body was covered
with large red marks about an inch
or two apart. Ny face was also az
fected. went to see doctor. He
told me that must have eaten some
thing poisonous, and had the hives
He prescribed medicine and also
gave me some ointment.
sAs the days went by I steadily
grew worse, the marks changing from
one part Of my body to another. The
medicine and ointment were Of no
use. One evening by chance looking
over the papers saw the Cuticura
Remedies advertised. Immediately
procured some Cuticura Ointment and
applied It to my body. It seemed to
ease my skin right away ] kept on
using the Cuticura Ointment for :
week and can cay that 1t certainly was
the finest preparation had ever used.
Il completely cured me, and have not
been troubled since. (Signed1 VIII
liam Waterman, l29 E. 109th St.. New
York City. Dec. 5, 1910, Although
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere.
sample Of each. with 32-page book.
will be mailed free on application to
sCuticura.. Dept. L, Boston.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Pendleton, Ore.--Aftorney Dan P.
Smythe, president Of the Commercial
association and secretary Of the Ore
gon Wool Growers association. Is in
Portland to prosecute q damage suit
against the Northern Pacific com.
pany for 100000 While accon.rany.
ing a train load OF sheep to Tacoma
eighteen months ago he received IN,
juEies which resulted in the loss Of an
arm and caused him to spend several
months in the hospital.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Wa Fl. Walker, Pittsburgh, Pa. make over 500
daily household necessities and sell direct by
profits, losses and expenses and TO customers
they give clothing furniture ETC., representing
the snving-&2 in value for Oh. Write for 224
page Catalogue No. II. You can be secretary
Of 3 Walker Co-operatiye Club. Learn how.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
IndIcations.

Don't tell me that girl is used to
the best society.
What makes you think she isn't?"
Why. if you notice, she Is polite
to everybody she meets
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
Maxim Good.

Sire expostulated Nero's conn.
Dental adviser. what do yon propose
TO do to rehabilitate this burning city
Of Rome SO that Its Inhabitants will
not hold the Devastating confagration
against you r.
oh, fiddlel" retorted Nero.
Which be did.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Hewitt You should say nothing but
good OF the dead.
JewettBut hate to praise you to
your face
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

mrs. Knicker why did you engage
that cross eyed cook
Mrs. Booker Because don't think
she can see through a keyhole.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

To Dyspeptics Others have found a
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases, II is thoroughly cured by
Or. .Pierces Pleasant Pellets. The favor.
te family laxative.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
no CURR AZ

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROM0 Quinine Tablets
Druggists refund money INIT falls to cure. II W.
GROVES signatuHe ia on each box. 30.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

The simple life is best. Let your only
ledicine be Garfield Tea. the pure and
.roren remedy All druggists.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

woman doesn't care what her
husband earns: it's what she gets out
Of It that counts.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

YopydrugQiat will refund money IL PAZO ONT
1tkEr fails 10 cure any case Of Itching. Blind.
Bleeding OF ProtEnding Piies in 70 "a days. h0c.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Occasionally bachelor thinks be
n marry certain girl until be dis
yers that she thinks likewise. also
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Il boosts young man wonderfully
d the estimation OF q girl II his front
name is the same as that OF the hero
in q romantic novel or play.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

aErs. Winslowss Soothing Syrup for Chflnren
teethings aoftcns the gums; reduces inha1uma-
tion. allays pain, cnres wind collie. 25c bottle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

A woman's idea Of heaven is place
where every day is bargain day
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Most human maladies arise from wrong
dieting. Garfield Tea gives immediate relief.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

A married woman's description OF
an ideal man seldom fits her husband
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Even II man does know his own
mind he may not have cause to be
,roud Of his acquaintance.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
of course.

What would you do Il ron had q
million dolIars?s
Nothing
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
UnrealIxed IdyI q E Klnu.

King Arthur had Just invented the
round table.
Can you invent bureau that q
mans wife win let him have two
drawers OFF, we asked.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Platonic friendship and perpetual
motion are all right theoretically. but
they refuse, to work
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Hicks CAPuDINE Is the best remedy RE
Iieves the aching and feverishuess--cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. Ita
liquid--efieets immediately. lpc., 25c., and Doc.
AZ drug storees
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15
Cruel Thrust.

A Cruel Thrust.
He-old age has no terrors for ME
She-It needn't have If it's true
that brainy men live long.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

A man never forgives his enemies
until he wishes them prosperity
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

ITCH ITCH relieved In 30 minutes bS
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. At Druggists.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-03-15

Important 70 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CAST0RIA, q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Signature Of Es<5E ZkzI7<w
In Use For Over so Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoris
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
Porto Rico's New Wonder.

From FAR away Porto Rico comes re-
ports of g wonderful new discovery that it
is believed will vastly benefit the people.
Ramon T. Marchan, Of Barceloneta,
writes: "Dr. Kings New Discovery is do
ing splendid work here. 1t cured me
about five times Of terrible coughs and
colds, also my brother of severe cold
in his chest and more than twenty others,
who used it on my advice. We hope this
great medicine will yet be sold in every
drug store in Porto Rico" For throat
and lung troubles it has no equal. A
trial will convince you of its merit. Soc
and $l.0O. Trial bottles free. Guaran.
teed by all Druggists.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
| MEMBER COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION
And Arkansas Valley Editorial Association.
OFFICIAL TOWN PAPER
AS A BUSINESS GIRL
SEES THINGS.

According TO the law Of compensation
pendence and training and keen interest
OF our work 10 the business world; we
are called upon to pay il when we,
through necessity or choice, leave the
shelter of our fathers roof and 60 forth
to pit our brains against those of men
and stand shoulder to shoulder with them
in the ranks Of bread esrsers. Intanei-
Bile tho this price maybe it is very real
and dear TO the heart Of every kirI-her
claim upon chivairy and protection and
consideration from men. II il not unjust
that she should lose this claim, il is
merely fair price which she 10 paying,
nor are the men to be blamed for the loss
in the least; she becomes to them detail,
bit Of Office furniture, or at best, only .
co-worker touching elbows with them At
desk and lunch counter. She learns to
to take it for granted as well as they
But occasionally, in the days work there
comes a man so fine Of Grain, so chival-
rous Of heart that a Girl remains to him
always Girl and he renders the little
courtesies which the home girl expects
just as naturally to the Office girl.
And coming thus how much they mean
to her-'T beg your pardon il L swore,"
May smoker" "Let me lift that for
you" These are among the things which
keep bright her faith in men and her
deals for herself, and give her strength
to meet temptations; they keep her at
heart girl instead of aiding her to be-
come an adding machine, typewriter,
or an improved automatic clerk.
Then if, someday, some deserving
chap wins her, from the shelter of his
name and home she will number them
among the things that made her business
life worth while.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
$4,000 Given Away

TO those who act as the local representatives of
Everybodys Magazine and The Delineator-all
in addition to liberal commissions. Let US show
you how you can secure share simply by for
warding the subscriptions Of your friends and
neiehbors and collecting the renewals Of our
present subscribers. Try for this months pri-
zes. There are lots of prizes that can be won
only by persons living in towns same size as
your own. Write at once to the Butter ick
Publish ne Company. Bu,terick Building. New
York CITY.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
Romance and Reality.
tW.li Mason. !

t6au Mason'
The lover falls upon his knees, where
Susss Jane is Smelling peas, and saws:
20 lantern Of ny LIE, put down the peas
and be my vile! For you, my dear, I'd
flsdly die! Id write your name upon the
sky! I'D scale the mountain's snowy head,
or dip the ocean from its bed! Wen seek
some lovely, sylvan spot, and there we'll
build our humble cot and there we'll live.
in love and esse, as happy as two humble
bees" Alas! So many dreams 70 wronf!
So many discords mar the song! So many
washed they often fade. A million men
have married maids, and talked of cots
and sylvan sisdes, and love and happi-
ness galore. And this is what they should
have cried: 30 come my dear and be my
bride! When sober will treat you right,
and hll-Our cottage with delight. And
when draw my weekly pay III always,
in my lavish way, hand you a quarter
with . sneer, and d. .end blow the rest for
beer! 0 come, my pet, and cook and
scrub, and wrestle with the washing tub,
wear and old clothes and homemade lids,
and rear brood Of shabby kids, and sit
up nights with aching head, awaiting my
RETURNING tread. So come with me and be
my drudge. that you may well and fairly
judge the JOYS SO many women know when
to their husbands homes they co.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
FIaqqed Train With Shirt.

Tearing his shirt from from his back an
Ohio man tagged train and saved it
rom wreck, but H. T. Aston. Raj
ei&h, N. c., once prevented a wreck
with Electric Bitters. II was in ter
rible plight whenI began to use Them"
he writes. my stomach, head, back and
kidneys were badly affected and my liver
was in bad condition, but four bottles of
Electric Bitters made me feel like
new man. A trial will convince you Of
their matchless merit for any stomach,
liver or kidney trouble. Prices Soc at all
dealers. s.-Advt.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Lamar. Col


October 16 1912.
Notice is hereby given that William W.
James, Of Holly. Colo who. on September S.
1907. made homestead entry No. 1855. serial
No. O3S66. for lots 3. 4. and south e.haIf Of
northwest quarter Of section l. and on Novern.
her IL. 1909. made additional homestead entry
No. O6478. for southwest quarter. section l.
township rs south. range AZ west. 9Th prin.
cipal meridian. has filed notice Of intention to
make final three year proof. to establish claim
to the land above described. before the u. S.
Commissioner. L.N. Zalnger) at Holly. Colo
RADIO. on the 4th' day Of December. 1912
claimant names as Witnesses: Robert Y.
Fowler. Lewis A. Wiley. Everard c. Huston,
George Casfeel. all of Holly Colorado.
Eugene M. Whitaker. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
Eugene N. Whitaker. Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S Land O&ice st Lamar, Colo.

Department OF the Interior.
U. S Land Oace st Lamar. Colo..
November 16. 1912.
Notice is hereby given that George n. Mavis, Of Holly
Co.. who. Oetob.r 7. 1907. made homestead entry
No. 847 serial No. 0373S for northwest quarter Of
ton g. township 20 SOUTH range AZ west. 9Th principsl
year proof establish claim the land above described
before the u. S. commssio H. N. Zainser) al Holly
Colorado the 30,h day Of December. 1912.
Claimant names Witnesses George W. Moore. Vim.
B. Hseaerty. Earl B. CARRIER and James N. McCurry.
al Of Holly, Colorado.
E,s.,. "A Wh;,.L.r R.s;.,.-
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
IN DAYS OF SO.
Initial Number of Denver News
Turns up in Chieftain
Archives,

In a general cleanup Of this Office this
week an intensely interesting NEWSPAPER
was brought to light. II Is the initial num-
Der Of The Rocky Mountain News, vol
ume numberI |, and was published At
Cherry Creek, Kansas Territory, (now in
the heart OF ofDenver), April %, 1889, by
William N. Byers.
ltwas the first newspaper to be estad-
lished in what was then called the "sold
mining region Of Kansas and Nebraska"
and announces itself to be devoted primar-
lily to miners and mining. The presses and
Office equipment were hauled over FIVE
hundred miles by WAGONS from Council
Bluff, Iowa, which was then the nearest
freikhtins point.
The paper carries advertisements Of
Council Bluffs firms whose speciaities were
miners tools and kits and food supplies for
the long wagon journey which began there
and ended at Cherry Greek and Auraria or
Denver City.
The paper is a six column folio and the
space not filled with reports from the diff
erent mining camps and opinions of ex-
perts on the probable value of the mining
resources, is devoted to conventions, re.
ports and recommendations bearing on the
question of a new territory which was just
then agitatins this whole section.
At that time it was proposed to call this
new territory Jefferson, but later when ac-
tually carved out from Kansas and Me-
braska territories it was christened Colo.
rado.
Mr.. Byers, the original editor and pub
lioher, later becsme warm friend of The
Chieftain's present editor. AT the time of
his death in 1905 he was the president Of
the Denver tramway system and was affec-
tionately known by half the city as "Uncle
Billy"
This historical sheet will be on exhibi.
tiOn at The Chicftain Office, where inter.
ested visitors will be welcome to examine
it.
All aboard for tho trunk line i!
Splendid stock of trunks, suitcases,
grips and travelling bags.
White Bros
The Holly chieftain., 1912-11-22
A Great BuiIoino Falls

when its foundation is undermined and il
the foundation Of health good Digestion
is attacked, quick collapse follows. On
the first signs Of indigestion, DR.. KINGS
New Life pills should be taken to tone
the stomach and regulate liver, kidneys,
and bowels. pleasant, easy, safe and only
Is cents at all drug eists,- ,-Adyt.