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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
CnIors Of Sea Water.

1t has been proved that the blue.
Tess Of sea water Ia In constant ratio
to its sadness in The tropics the
tremendous evaporation induced by
tho blazing sun causes the water to he
much more salt than 1t is in higher
attitudes,
For about 20 degrees both north and
south Of the equator the waters Of
me worlds oceans are Of an exquisite
azure Reyond these lattudcs the
aluo fades and changes to green, and
IN the Arctic and Antarctic oceans the
rrccns are almost as vivid as the trop-
ical blues.
China's yellow sea is usually sup
posed to owe its origin to the flood Of
muddy water which ~ great river
pours into it. But here again, mod
,rn science has proved that living
nrranisms are responsible for Its pc
rular tint.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
CLOSE TO HEART or NATURE
SantaTlpm3 IN thc EIaak Forest at
WhIch Marveloue Cures Have
Been Recorded.

IN an article on THE Friendly Sum-
mer Trees" in the Woman's Home
Companion Frank A. Waugh, profess
SCR Of horticulture in Massachusetts
agricultural college said:
In Germany one finds all kinds Of
cures, Every enterpriang town has
one Often the cure house Is the
finest public building in the city 4
German talks of going to his cure as
an American Of going to his vacation.
There are milk cures and mud cures.
mountain cures and surf cures. but my
choice Is the forest cure, Not only
docs II best please my personal taste,
but | notice that 1t gets the more
serious cases-those where radical
and heroic cures are needed First of
all there are the tuberculosis patients
strewn about on their cots undor the
pungent shades Of the Black forest as
about Dr. Trudeau's camp in the Adj
roudacks Then there are the de.
votees Of indigestion and the nervous
wrecks bilious. alcoholic and society
wrecks drug fends. bridge iends and
everybody; that ia everybody who
can spend the money to come hithar
for the forest cure. Naturally In Ger.
many. as in America, folks who have
to work and support families cannot
afford to be cured They can't even
afford the disease in the first place.
TT is curious how friendly the for
eats arc to sick and discouraged PEG
pie. The trees reach out their arms to
shelter them In the stiffness of the
morning and through the long nights
they whisper reasauringly to every
one who listens"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
The United States Navy,

Recently the Atlantic feet was
mobiljzed at New York and the
Asiatic feet at Manila There wef'
123 vessels at New York, the largesl
number of fghting craft ever as
sembled in one harbor in history
The British have had larger num-
ber of naval vessels together. but
they met in an open roadstead OF the
sea and not in a harbor
Year by year the size OF Uncle
sans fleets increases. Last year
only trihe more than 100 gathered
in the North river, so that the
growth in twelve months has been
nearly % per cent. 1t is not alone
in size and number of vessels tha'
Improvement is seen, however, but
in craftsmanship and efficiency. II
is hoped and believed that there has
been as much advance In these re-
snects since the Spanish-American
war rs there has beeu in the size OF
battleships, which have more than
doubled in displacement. Among
the dreadnoughts at New York was
the Wyoming, now the largest bat
tleship ahoat, although larger ones
are building both for the United
states and other nations. The
Wyoming has displacement OF 2e,.
600 tons. while the Iowa, the largest
ship In the battle of Santiago. hac
q displacement Of only a trifle NOR.
than 1900 tons.
OF course the Atlantic fleet Is thu
1ower OF the American navy, tbs
Pacific and Asiatic fleets being mad.
UP Of smaller vessels This may b.
different when the Panama canal Il
completed and ships can pass quick
~ from ocean 10 ocean
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
NO INDIGESTION, GAS
OR A SOUR STOMACH
"Paqc's Diapepsin' stops fcrmc1ta.
ton and makes your upset
Stomdch feel fire i'll five
minutes.

Wonder what upset your Gtom4ch
Which poruomor the .ood dld the
damage Go yoe? Weil. don't
bother, # youI stomach is in a re-,
volt; if so0r. gaasy aud upset. and
what y9u insst ate has fcrncnted
into stubhoii~fumns; Nour head dizsy
and aches. BEECH gases and acids and
educate undigcstcd food, breath
fopl, tongue coated just take lit
tie DlapepaIn and N nye ninnto8
You truly wiz wonder what became
lof the indigestion and distress,
Millions Of men and women today
know that it is needless to have 4
bad stomach A little niapcp8in o.
ras.onally Keeps this dolitaC organ
regulated and they eat Their fayorite
foods without fear.
If your stomach doesn't take care
OF Your lihcrai limit without rebel
Ion; il your food is damage In
stead ot 4 help, remember the quick
est surcst, most harmless relief is
apes biaporsjn which costs only
jtiy caata for largo case al drag
sores It's truly wonderful If di-
costs food and sots things straight.
81 gently and easily that It is really
astoaishins Please, for your snlsc,
lNn't 80 on nnd Or, with q ,,-c,l- Al.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
SETTING HIM RIGHT.

Two brothers were being enter
tanned by a manufacturer who was
anxious to make a good impression
and thereby place p large order of his
goods. AS ~ luck would have It, the
talk drifted away from trade topics
no YOU like omar Khayyam ~
thouehtlessly asked the host trying
to make conversation. 1t was the elder
brother who plunged heroically into
the breach.
Pretty we'll he said, but pre-
fer Chianti,"
Nothing more was said on this sub
iect until the brothers we're on their
way home.
Bill" said the younger brother,
breaking a painful silence, why
can't you leave things that you don't
understand to me? Omar khayyam
amt wine, you chump; it's
cheese"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
If WOMEN ONLY KNEW


Hard 10 do homework with an
,,hino back
BRINGS Won hours Of misery at
,oimpre or at work
If womcn only knew the cause
chat
Backachc pains often come from
weak kidneys,
Twould save much needless wo>.
noan's Kidney Pils arc Tor woak
Kidneys,
Many residents Of this vicinity Gu
aorse them.
Mrs. John Brandt, Main St.
Mound city, ILL.,, says. "In April
1907, publicly recommended Doau's
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
DIVIDED INTO TWO CLASSES
Be Ciassed Either as the "Vls-
ual' or the "AuditiVe."

Tho great majority Of people can he
classified in one or other Of two pSy-
Geological types. spondiug TO tho
great senses Of sight aud hearing.
These classes sometimes arc called
the "yisuals" aud the "auduyes" re
spectWely Tho "yisuaIa" or yisuoj2
ers seem to conduct the majority Of
their mental processes by WsUal sym
holism They think in pictures,
thcir mental method is graphic The
majority of women belong to tb's
group, and. of course the majority Of
painters, sculp'ors, architects, deco
rators, engineers and mechanically
gifted people Such people readily ap
prchend space relations and can con-
cciye new ones II they possess this
power In high degree they ma? paint
fine PICTURES build new types Of archI.
lecture, conceive new machines.
The arditves, on the other haGd
think more in sounds and words and
not in pictures, They naturally in
cuda the musicians, the men Of let.
tiers ard the scientific ard phlasophio
among men than among women Y}eE
notice things around them less, and
are more commonly credited with be
ing absent minded"
II great development Of either is
rare. vastly rarer is great develop
mcut of both in one and the same IN
divldnal. Such individuals stand OHf
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
a Tandle.

A case of singular corruption on
the part Of an attorney caused MISS
lane Adams. the Chicago welfare
wrrkar. to say at Hnll House:
This case ron,nd, me Of man
who was hcrg tried tor the THEFT OF n
ham. The opposing lawyers shuiiled
10, they confused the witnesses so.
,hcv so strained their own state
ments-in a word they got the case
into such formidable taugle Of
falsehood and mendacity that at last
the prisoner. in n. trcmulous voice,
spoke Zip and SAID;
Judge, If you'll make them law.
yers set down and shut up for a min
ste, I'm willin' to whirl in ana tell
The truth"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

Tuct is mo All III hpinc rontIp WIN
o,har naomi. fnoti,c. u IL . sor+
of anaoethct;c which makes car-
,-orsati,, rsi,tags ~ rattnr hou.
n,tnf,l mn s,hioct may he
,ract ia. ro,ei.ts ~ sayf,u tba
,-r onr tbinr /, ho Iaht nr,ao N
..,y3no th., ri4hr tb;ng In ma wrou~
Mar. of naf+ing down enrnina 4pir-
l., ,.ftb d., ILL.,, a.f, ,rora. .,ra or ,,t
i,., mo CONFERENCE.-The, hy ,hc. .a,. ,vhsr
Il aote darrrro,,s and loading n a.yra.g
f., , noor div .,ot
r,c, in ..ni,,y is ro.sidorod or,u
more necessary than barc shoulders
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
EhIid'a Teeth.

X excellent tooth powder for the
elder children of tho nursery brood is
made OF one ounce Of precipitated
chalk. half an ounce of powdered bcr-
NIX and quarter OF an ounce each OF
powderet, uiyrrh and powdered orris
voot. f'he tiny child with teeth should
Ssre. n SOFT Toothbrush and plaia
uater should re used
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

The biggest fish story of the sea
son is Of a fourteen foot shark that
tried to swallow three foot sea tur
tie and cboked 10 death in the onera
tion Fact Or at least II is as near
ly fact as any fish story.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

Department of Agriculture has is
sued bulletin on harvesting hairt
vetch II neglects to state which
kind Of razor should be used.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

BY waving be- apron a West Vir
ginia girl fiagged train and pre-
vented a wreck Red petticoats ar.
no longer worn.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

Ms Charles Wchrenbcrg, Sr., Wed
nesday afternoon
MI and Mrs. Hal Read spcnt Sun
day with relatives In Cairo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

The worlds championship base
ball series being over the presiden
tial election can now proceed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

Time to trot out that ancient JOKE
about a mixup Of Greece and Tur-
key.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
Can't Tell.

Che said. "TN have my hat on
In Just minute, pet"
She said that Monday morning.
He may be waiting yet
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS
II you fail to receive your

II you IAN to receive your
paper by Z q m. on week
days and 5 a., m, on Sundays,
telephone to The Bulletin Of
Ace, No. 66, either phone and
one will be sent to you by
special messenger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

The Turkey trot has invaded the
Balkans.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
A Discovery.

"There is something uncanny about
this baby John"
Then, my dear, 1t must be his
creepy ways"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22

when the attention Of The Bul
letin il called to any misstatemen'
of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections Will
ehecrfully be made.)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-10-22
MOUND CITY

sasn.asa % a,sa,-sasssli.. -,ss-ss,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-01-25
The Outcast.
HI JINKS ON OIL.

Oil is with, whatever It'll wuh If
with putting into Lamps it is quality of OIL it with
the time it takes to bile it. OF kinds
the kind called olive OIL pir nigh wuth the olives from which
it took OIL to be only with
the given And then it cocoo should
in the head-f the head I'm
and I've found that applying after the Now
not has the aptitude for oil that have
served that when did propery
Of that oil
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-01-25

The chief engineer likes to see his
name in the paper, says AT. b. Tn
less we see some heat coming from
these radiators pretty soon he may
be gratifed by looking in the obitu-
AIRY column. Honest, Apache, I've
a perfect right to do it for tits the
ould sod Oh was bred from"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-01-25

Hsst! Ststst! A Mystery! Sher-
locko's take notice. AT about the
time that the star of gorgeous aspect
fortelling the birth Of Steele Bard
into the local Hall of Fame, an old
man with Pride of Utah whiskers
and luxurient locks was first seen
passing about and about within the
precincts of our walled city. AS the
star rose and gathered in power and
brilliancy, 10, the old mans hirsute
adornments also fourlshed and wax
ed nightly. When the star was
riding in transcendental splendor in
the zenith of the heavens the old
mans hair and whiskers would have
caused tears of joy to spring uplin
the eyes of the prophets Of old, not
to mention minor achievements such
as banishing forever trembling fear
from the trusting heart in any palpi-
tating maidenly bosom. Then sud
denly It is announced that the Steele
Bard is about to leave us and 10,
and yet again 10, on the time set for
his departure having passed, the old
man sinks about his wanted haunts
sanshair sans whiskers, sans power,
to cause tears or to Danish terrors.
Sherlocko's attention! Was Steele
Bard? And did he depart? Or have
we a repetition of the old. old Bible
story? Delilah! Delilah, where art
thou?
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-01-25
IndictinSs OF The Prison
ImbeCiIe.


l
| Advice to those who contemplate
taking up their abode amongst the
elect a rose by any other name
would smell as sweet at least So
says the poet. This may be 50; I've
never smelled rose by any other
name, but still it may be SO. Cons
are not roses, however, and though
cons by any other name may also
smell as sweet they don't get out as
soon. Meaning, that when you de-
eide to come to this place for the
| winter, take care in choosing your
name. You have free choice; the
old fashioned notion of letting your
father choose it for you, or rather,
give you his own. is now obsolete.
Just a word to help your choose:
Don't choose Wilson. Wilson.
though appearing few times on the.
books of this and like hostelries, re-
presents more time served, compare
lively. than any other two names on
the records. Don't ask why-I don't
know why-but it is so. John,
George, and William are the three
commonest given names, in order as
n famed. Yet Napoleon has, in ratios
with the frequency of its occurrence,
five times as many bearers in here
as George claims; seven times as
many as William; and little more
than five times as many as John.
There is only one registry under the
letter q on our books; there are
nearly a dozen under the letter G. |
But don't jump hastily at the vowel
G's have, proportionately
three times the best of it on the av-
erage of time served. johnson is
probably the most frequently record
ed name on our books, but, though
it has several long individual handi-
caps, it ranks way down on the aver
age of time served. r and f pre-
dominate 10 show Of initials, but
both are distanced in number of
either given or sur-names by half a
lozen other letters. S and w rank
:ourth, and seventh respectively, in
IN ordinary census of names. Here
hey are first and second, respective
Y. Oh! We who would come amongst
is and abide out Of the zero weather,
axe heedl Maybe rose incognito
would tickle the olfactory nerve in
he same old way, but a con by any
'ther name is liable to get it in the
leck! Beware Of Wilson and Napo-
con!
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-01-25
Via DOIOrOSd
A. N. APACHE
a Plea, @ Minnesota.
SSNeo~
A. N. APACHE

excellent riteup lately We pleased and know tina
work is noted
will base this plea on the Editors closing lines
THEY WILL .AGAZN T.AKE THEIR PLACE ~
SOCIETY, .W.ELCO.MED rs ONE WHO HIS BEEN
.ABSEyVT on. II JOURNEY.
prose poetryt clinging
wrtenthe machine the shop pounds it You
only array nJouzneU LT.4W.AT on a JOUR
Good think Of meet you? Ah
How do appeal to you, Minnesota?
all and conditions OF gaped
each others hand in a spirit Of od-wll.
Shyocks their and forgave injury
that love little
the ed factory dried claimed good world after ALL
his hopes by alien fires he found KIN
spirit whom could speak heart with the full
of sympathy, without being misunderstood
caught the laughter gladnes
of all makes life she the Scarlet Letter And
Why All little babe nineteen hundred
years ago.
From platform and pulpit the gospel divinity launched
forth told of him being laundering
world; told that his love told that he Man of
Sorrow. To forget and mediate the Of
others told He a that suffered pain.
We carried of ourselvesbeyo1d exisance by
significance the For this
OF David, A Saviour!"
We have been thrilled with the intensity their thrilled
that forced back yesterdays ack
nowledge o ourselves had been living lie
We with His submity maesy
poured forth flashes Of lghtningke ceaness
higher glory
Now, have Minnesota plea
before you
atmosphere gladness
idea of Ideal universal
anything You today?
We would like know each
of u.s. and it will send mingle with you.
Are brothers keeper? We will ask much We
will not infringe n your higher duties.
All ask this whip with the has us
for what will be what have
Of what have lived what Don't
We children aray hayward and felt the thrill
of the Csay deep down in our hearts we want profit by the
of Him who lived and died o such
How with today customary your
and ce the lonely? cold
Are careless and Indifferent all beauty? Have lost
the influence that birthday?
yourself by Love another DO the other fellow
We by these things
viii Judge ,
There always for ideals
conditions environments be- and the ged hui
of Christ the light may you
for encouragement in building up" efforts. $
We know what life has offer the misery
scorne' by things
where flicker sways the balance .
If you tell that mpron-
ment the best of references
city of the onn of city supposed contain Eu
ma g
We wanderers yet preserved
hood the link that binds
misery seeh N our damnation. a
all height depth; depends the chords
touched. l.
appeal something
something 1t will be earth finest thing
you your especially your
who in
We have backwards have shifted point Of
book
his Lord me
when Thou omest thy kingdom
the thief the had BIRTH We will leave here
hope with
up to u.s. cry you?
hall VC q
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-01-25

e gsAs ST. CROIX
me"
i Abs liz pckaninyr- know jes' who
II An mahm ammys name is Gnny-
) de s
il wuz boahn in Mis-i sip'-
ii Doan know fob shuah,
il An abs SCOT a fob melon
i In nah mouf.
], An ah' groin jes' lax sixty,
Dat away,
j Since abs away from Dixie,
To Noath,
i An abs got nah Pap an Nanny
\ heahts-
An ali loves for al as
/ All s
Bout de saddles fling all
All doan know jes what
| speck hits "swltchy'
Bu good ali kin be
So Nanny say
An Pappy he fink oh heap
Moo got no honey
wes small,
But abs got NAH old Nanny
OATS ernuf
all know nah ammys good
How dat?
Cuz dis liz pckaniny's got love.
Where the Magnoias Bloom"
1t personalities but we
feel that general ap
plicaton to ourselves, this significant appreciation:
In the Of Public Opinion the ST. Louis
Mirror and have the pleasure of looking the features
eemed editor In short
compliments William MarionR eedy.
Happy he who who forgcts to forget,
Praise to the who forgets, o forgive,
Honor the who lives to live,
Peace to his ashes who forgives, to forget
!.
JEDGE K T.
One Of the bows starting
needed
Jedge, Your Honor why do they sails
'em go?'
Jedge Huh! Yes-to Salem
What crminoogt? SOh, he is a-diplomat7
What does he do? Wiun: Nothin faculty per-
ceiving the defects or weaknesses in the next
How does he class with that other?
Wise-un: Well he has the of making the de-
in the other fellow
Citizen If politics is what is ie?'
Convict Peaches and Cream"
(W1TH o MR. D.
OF see be the paipes-Good morning, Mr.. D Arrah!
yez lit ginteman sphake?'
Sure ahead"
WELL thin they tr,in' lay the
rsh-God bless emr'
I'm what Mr.. DIP"
Why tits said that the nather other thin
owery corrupt
they Bowr-r-y Sor
It's the nniaton th hurts Sor for Oh do be they
corruption whn they ask what air Bow
ry Sor?r
well, Fool" said the wise man, your day?o
Yes, thank goodness, it is but I'm
Sad hearts 10 yearning,
But o call for sympathy,
And lonesome
Grow the
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-01-25

Sad hearts got no yearning
But to call for sympathy,
And lonesome hearts
Grow weary, on the way.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-12-26
DIES OF PARALYSIS
Acrobat With the Barnum
& Bailey Succumbs at
Bridgeport.

Walter Porter, famous acrobat, founder
of the MeIrose troupe and originator OF
the spectacular son.ersaulting over ele-
plants, featured for years in connec-
tion with the Barnum and Bailey
show, died at Bridgeport, as the result
of injuries sustained through thrill
ing feat, which won him fame. Porter,
who was only forty-one years old, act
ing as base for the broken pyramid,
three men high, in which the middle
man displaces himself. permitting the
upper man to descend upon the lower
mans shoulders, received shocks about
the head which created nervous paral-
ysis resulting in death. He was with
the Barnum show since early child
hood.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-12-26
Rinqli7qS i'm the
Land of Flowers
Former Baraboo Residents go to Southland to Escape
King Fr0sfS EscapadeS.

comes with King Frost's arrival in the
colder lattitudes.
John Ringling's vast estates on
Sarasota Bay, Fla. have undergone a
complete revision, landscape garden
ers having been busy all summer turn
ing the grounds into veritable Garden
of Eden. Mr.. Ringing and family
are expected in few days and Charlie
Wilson, traffic manager for the Ring.
ling Bros. and the Barnum & Bailey
show, and his family, will accompany
them as guests.
Charles Ringling and family have
been located for some time in Sarasota.
He was in Tampa December 10 to re-
ceive his new 60.foot launch, built un-
der his direction. 1t is magnifcently
appointed and reported to be one of
the finest and swiftest in American
waters.
Alf. T. and Henry Ringing will
winter in New York City. The latter
devoting much of his time to
aft airs at the Barnum & Bailey win
terquarters, Bridgeport, Conn.,, and
Al. Ringing at Baraboo, Wis.
Charles n. Thompson and family
are also wintering in Sarasota.
Frank Butler and wife (Annie Oak
Iey) the we'll known rifle shot, are at
Leesburg, Fla.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-12-26
.STUDESTSPRESEAT
. PLEASING PROGRAM
Christmas Exercises Given
in High School Auditorium
Thursday Evening.
ORIGINAL PLAYS ENTERTAIN
Various Musical Numbers,
Recitations and School
Paper Appreciated.
ORIGINAL PLAYS ENTERTAIN

Contrary to the usual custom the
Christmas exercises by the high school
students were given this year in the
evening in the auditorium, thus per
mitting the pupils, their parents and
friends to witness pleasing program.
It was happy idea to have the ex-
ercises in the evening and the spacious
room was filed to it's capacity by an
appreciatiR audience.
Two original plays, both comedies,
were well enacted by the students. The
first, "The Orator Avenged" pro-
duction by Ruth Ruggles and Ruth
Beech, was In the nature of a mock
trial and brought onto the stage a
large cast Of characters including a
jury composed of six girls and six
boys, grotesquely attired. The trend
of the play was inconsistency and the
line of talk was full of go1d natured
sallies and ridiculous statements that
caused many smile. The second
play was composed by Ellen Howard
and Doris Runge and consisted of two
acts. The whole was particularly we'll
produced by those representing the
parts and the comic situations were
good.
In addition to the two plays there
were several lecitations that were
pleasing, and musical numbers, both
instrumental and vocal, added to the
completeness Of the evenings enter
tainment. The school paper, read in
two sections, was replete with many
friendly gibe and expression of wit