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Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09

place 10 DEACON Paruy 3 oAc Nas
last week AS the Deacon was on bis
way home from grucery store With q
Jug of cider in one hand and q dozen
of eggs in the other. The sidewalk
was some siiekerish In front OF Am
Perkins barbershop and the deacon
sat down quite sudden, suffering the
fracture of about q dozen ribs d
the dozen eggs. the deacon says
he don't mind Dustin the ribs. but
eggs Ii 6 3 these days. The deacon
also suffered q compound fracture or
the cider jug. The Jug was all
busted up, but the cider was SO hard
1t didn't break.
Owing TO the high price of meat
the Supreme knights of the Uni~
verse has felt called upon to sacri-
flee their lodge goat and there Will
be a barbecue in the lodge hall up
over the drug store mex Tuesday
evening. Amos Butts, our gentle
manly undertaken. essc livery. feed
and sales stables. has got q OF
them big calendars which Just gives
one date on each sheet and Amos
says he can't ever keep track OF what
day 1t ts, for he can't remember
whether he pulled the sheet OF or
left II on. Four days went By last
week unheknown to AMOS and he
missed h funeral by two days, but It
didn't make such difference as Amos
Is tka AMY snaesteke- here e.a -.
late deceased had to walt for him.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09

gvessnlan Thomas ]. seuily-4 Both
men are Wilson supporters ead oasa
be depended upon to back the New
Jersey governor to the limit for the
presidential nomination Either man
would be acceptable to the Middle
sex voters, although Congressman
lscully has the advantage of having
already tested his strength before
the voters of the entire district and
won their support by a handsome
majority.
A mistake should not be made in
running these delegates on the prinl-
airy ticket unpledged. While there
is 40 doubt that they can be trusted
to support Governor Wilson, the
people have the right to choose def
nitely the man they desire for the
presidential nomination and unless
the delegates are pledged to certain
candidates this privilege is taken
away from the people. There is n o
doubt that the majority OF the DEM
~ocratic voters Of this district want
Governor Wilson for President and
for that reason they are entitled to
vote for him for the nomination
through pledged delegates.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
LUTHERAN
ENGLISH.

~ aTrHYfN
Location, Jefferson street opposite
the City Library. Pastor, Hobt,
| Schlotter, residence lila Brighton
venue.
Morning service, 1890; Sunday
school, 2.30; Second Grace Sunday
| school, corner Brace and Carson ave.
nue., 4 o'clock; yesper service $50.
Church council meeting Tuesday
evening at 8 o'clock. Mid-week Len
ten services Wednesday evening at
7:45. Ladies' Aid meeting Thursday
afternoon. Senior Luther League
meeting In the evening at 8 o'clock
Junior League meeting Friday after
noon at A.. Catecheticai class in
struction In the evening at z. Choir
practice at 7.45- Strangers T well
come to all services.
OUR SAVIOUR'S DANISH.
Service tomorrow st 1890 and
1870 o'clock. Sunday school in the
afternoon at 2.20. Young Peoples
Society on Thursday night.
8 a.. M, Saturday. catechism class
for children. Q p. m. Saturday, con-
irmation class.
SIT. PAUL's GERMAN.
Rev. DR.. Jacob Ganss, pastor, Will
preach at 3 O'Clock tomorrow after
noon. English Sunday school 1880
a.. M. German Sunday school, 2 p.
m.
ST. STEPHENS DANISH.
Location, Broad street. Rev. A.
TIL. Dorf, pastor; residence 1s2
MadiaDn emu
Sunday: Services 1890, and even
ing, tao. Sunday school, 2s30.
During the week:
Wednesday, r. r. S. meeting s
o'clock. Mrs. Thyra Dorf will lec-
ture.
THURSDAY, the Woman's Club Of
st. Stephens general monthly meet
iEg I'm the afternoon at 5 o'clock In
basement.
Saturday pRfcchsal school. 2 10
We want to sse All ths chill
dren. boys and girls, the small ones
too. Confirmation class ass0.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
sHkts n4 y
SHOULD BE


While there has been little doubt
about the position OF the third con-
gressional district in regard to the
candidacy Of woodrow Wilson for the
nomination of President, 1t Is graf
flying to know that the leading pol
itlcians of the three counties which
make up the district are now plan
ming to place a ticket in the field
Which everyone can be assured viii
stand for Wilson at the Baltimore
convention. While it is recognized
that the people will have the direct
say as to who the delegates will be
there IS no denying the fact that the
political leaders have a great inau-
ence and by taking advantage of the
lack OF interest on the part of the
people they often IA accomplish
about anything they desire in the
way Of nominations and elections.
OF course in the coming campaign
It Is not likely that the people viii
be lacking in interest and for that
reason they will. doubtless. be able
to elect whomsoeyer they please re-
CARELESS Of how the leaders feel.
With the leaders opposing the pop
ular will, however. there will be a
hard fight which ought TO be avoid.
ed # possible.
At a conference OF the Democratic
leaders o. AiddleseA. Monmouth and
Ocean counties. held at Trenton
Wednesday, 1t was practically decla-
ed that the organization men would
back tho candidacy OF Senator John
". sloenm, OF Monmouth county.
Tor d Of the delegates to the ma
lional convention from this district
and It vas left in the hands OF the
the Democratic leaders OF MIddlesex
20 announce their preference for q
q from this county, with the I'M
eFstanding that the organizations
the other two counties would sup
prt him. The choice Tor ehe Mid
theses msn seems to lay between
sansiex Gaorgs siIzer and Con-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
DON'T EXPERIMENT
You VIII Make No Mistake liz You,
Follow This Advice.
Never neglect your kidneys.

| Never neglect your Kidneys.
II you have pain In the back. urin~
airy disorders, dizziness and neryous-
ness, it's time to act and no time I'd
experiment. These are common
Isymptoms of kidney trouble. ana
lyou should seek q remedy which Is
recommended for the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney pills is the rernedv
to use. It has cured many stubborn
leases In this vicinity.
Can Perth Anaboy residents de-
lmand further proof than the follow
ling testimonial?
Mrs Jane Clarke, 127 Nelson
street, New Brunswick, n. T., sayss
For over FIVE years / have taken
Doan's Kidney Pills and 1 have
found them SO benefcfal that I
highly recommend them to other
kidney sufferers. ! suffered terribly
from my back and was often so weak
that ! could not stoop to pick M
anything. from the door. / did nof
rest comfortably because OF hack
ache. After | took Doan's Kidney
Pills, my back became stronger and
my Kidneys acted more regularly.
! have taken this remedy since ana
1t has always brought the best Of
results
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the nama-Doan,-
aud take no other.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
ENDS INDIGESTION
IN FEM MOMENTS

Nothing Will remain unafgested ee
fouf On your stomach IL you VIII
take q little Dfapepsin occasfonailys
This powerful digestive and antacld,
though as harmless and pleasant a.
candy. will digest and prepare for
assimilation into the blood alt the
food you can eat.
Eat what your stomach Graves.
without the slightest fear OF Indiges-
ton or that you will be bothered
with sour risings, Beiehtng, Gas on
Stomach. Heartburn, Headaches
from stomach. Nausea. Bad Breath,
Water Brash or q feeling like you
had swallowed q lump OF lead, or
bther d~tsagreeabls mfsertes. Should
bou be suffering now from any STONE
ech disorder you can get relief with~
An FIVE minutes.
II you will get from your phar~
macist q 50-cent caHe OF Papa's Dia-
pepsin you could always go to the
table with . hearty appetite, and
your meals would taste good, be-
aus you would know there would
be no Indigestion or sleepless nights
or headache, Stomach misery all
tbs next day; and, besides,
you would not need laxatives or Hv-
er pills to keep your stomach and
bowels clean and fresh.
Pape'B Diapepsin can be obtained
from your druggist, and contains
more than suflciont to thoroughly
cure the worst case of Indigestion or
Dyspepsia. There Is nothing better
Tor Gas on the Stomach or soul od-
ors from the stomach or to cure a
Stomach Headache,
You couldn't keep a handler or
more useful article In tbs house.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
SIMPSON.

SIMPSON.
High and Jefferson streetss VIZ
liam II. Palmer, minister, Ss1 hlga
street.
Fellowship meeting, $3.50 A. NJ,
William Dfnkelacker, leader.
Public worship, 1880 and 1850.
Bfble school, ~ M, Charles II.
Fletcher. superintendent.
Epworth League, $50 P, NJ MISS
| Elizabeth Beers and Miss Gladys
lCrowell. leaders.
Morning.
lOrgan Prelude-Cantabile Muller
Professional Hymn
Prayer
IResponsezAAccept, o Lord, Thy Peo-
pies Prayer for Christ Our Dear
Redeemer's Sake. Mendelssohn
Psalni-Gloria
Ofertory Anthem-1sI Am-Alpha and
omega Staiheh
Scripture Lesson
Hymn
sermon-Rev. w. Il. Palmer, Phi. p.
Silent Prayer
Postlude-Benedictus $3.50, Mozart
Evening.
Organ Prelude@Prelude and Fugue
in n minor Bach
praaass;ana1 uvn,n
praver@
p-asnorro frban+oa, Tba rord,s
PRAYER chandler
nthaas az,,s c.,i,r pign+ AZ.
Ievviison
Mrsa Rrim1ow singing so,o narfs
and tba sunday acbooj chair SING
ing obligato In chorus
psaIn, .Iossa
seiacfion hy the sundav school choir
nnthesn~~aGgeat and Mar
yelloua arc INV WarlSs, Tu,nar
esrynon@Ray g. d rsa,aar 81 r
silerf PRAYER
Organ pasfIude-Geand rboeur IN
n Knahal
Monthly business meeting OF tae
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
r REFLECTIONS
SOCIAL SOLUTIONS.
D. WHiiAM Il. BAwpEH

Such il the title of an interesting
book published recently, written D.
a minister of the gospel, Dr.. Thomas
C. Hail. professor Of Christian ethics
In Union Theological Seminary. II
II be first analyses the prevailing
world social order, then presents
the various solutions that have beer
offered, such as that OF Karl Marx
and then gives that which Is the
kernel OF the teachings OF Jesus.
The present world social order
SO he declares, is II wherein the
dominant spirit is that or competi-
ton. This latter term does not
mean a generous rivalry, bat that
antAgonism which means the utter
annihilation OF your competitor as q
competitor. The goal that is set be.
fore men liz that OF absolute posses
stcn. whether Of the raw materials
themselves or OF the processes BY
which they are made into something
useful. The stimulus Is supplied
through the hope 81 profits, Thus
the present system In nj In which
men derour each other like hyonHn,
In which millions are robbed OF
what they produce, and sink Into
that hopeless poverty that Ii an In
eilvuneuu 70 crime. rucn 4 system,
dfstinctly un-Christian, cannot In
any way be defended BY any think
Ing man.
Over against. this world order
Jesus sought to introduce mi in
which love shouIdssbe the dominant
spirit, as is evidenced by his pro-
nouncement of the Golden Rule: one
In which stewardship should be the
goal rather than possession, men
holding whatever wealth they might
have In trust for doing the greatest
good to the greatest number: n in
which the stimulus should be SER
vice instead of profits, men seeking
everywhera to do good by serving
their fellows, instead OF asking,
What will 1t pay met Such a world
order Is so utterly at variance with
that which exists as to make 1t very
difficult for q true follower OF the
'lowlv Nazarene TO live W TO the
principles he ~enuncfated.
Will 1t ever be changed? Yes, tor
Gods Kingdom win surely come, aud
His will will surely be done, here
upon earth among men, wen as In
Heaven. But how soonf II force
could have accomplished 1t. we may
well believe that long ago God would
have employed that force. But such
right moral living cannot be forced,
by men or by God himself. W. must
patiently, although slowly work to-
ward the desired end. A glance
backward over history is r~eassuring.
The world order Is slowly changing,
slowly becoming lore Christian. The
whole lump Is slowly becoming all
ieavened. The contrast between now
aud only one hundred years ago is
startling. We are infinitely better
of than our fathers OF III or two
thousands years ago. AS never be-
fore In the worlds history, this Is an
age In which selfiessness Is receiving
an emphasis over selfishness.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
PRESBYTERIAN


FIRST.
James Henry Norfhrup. Minister.
| Services 1890 a. n. and 1870 p. N
Subject OF morning sermon, Mod
ern Christian Heroism. Text PM
1923. Not only 10 believe on Him,
but also to suffer iii His behalf. the
early martyrs would have ~rejoiced 10
see our day and to be counted worthy
to suffer for Him now.
One Defeat and Two Victories.
The evening discourse will be a
brief, burning appeal to the defeated
and the half-triumphant to be real
yIctors and more than conquerors-
Text, Phil. 3sS. suffered the loss
OF all things that / may win. Sub
ject, One Defeat and Two Victories
Morning Music,
Organ-Prelude IN A minor .Ifesse
Anthem-sO Jesus, Thou Art Stand
ing .... AsnIord
Offetory Antheni-Seek Ye the
Lord i. ~. GelDel
Organ-Postlude in X ...... Stern
Evening Music.
IOrgan-Intermezzo ... Major
.Anthem-"Praise the Lord" banks
HOfertory Anthem-@Comes at Times
q Stiffness as of Even" Oakley
Organ-Fugne from Mass No. 13
Mozart
Notices.
Sunday 2:30 p. M, Sunday school;
3.30 p. M, Junior Endeayor; GAO
D.. m, Senior EHdeavor.
Monday s p. m. Foreign Mission
airy meeting. Officers for the coming
year will be chosen. Subject, Pro-
gress OF Missions. Several papers
will be read and musical selections
given.
Wednesday 7.45 p. m, Congrega~
tional prayer meeting.
Thursday 8 p. M VIII Carleton
In his lecture and charming original
raadinpa
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
SATURDAY. MARcH 8. 1912.
PERTH AMBoY
Population, 32,1S1.
80 miles from New York.

Population, 32,181.
20 miles from New York.
Tax rate LIS.
On staten island Sound, at the
) mouth of the Raritan river ana al
( The head of Raritan Bay.
Ocean steamers can dock IN from
J 60 to 40 feet of water.
Channel III fest deep at low wa
s Ter leading UP the bay from SANDY
Daily steamer service to New
) FORK.
-Four railroads. the Pennsylvania,
! Lahfgh Valley and the Staten isiano
( Rapid Transit Branches running IN
all directions. affording almost an
ualimited number of excellent FAC
{ tory sites.
! Has two telegraph and two tele-
Z phone companies
Electric light and gas companies.
Two daily newspapers.
Federal postofico building.
s Pubic library.
I Nine grammar schools and n
I high school. which Is on the ap-
) proved list OF all h elading uni
I versftfes in the country, four pare
) chial schools and a business col
! lege.
! Churches OF all denominations.
5 City Hospital.
Z Municipal watAr works.
( Prominent center for trolleys to
{ all parts Of the.state.
( try In the Immediate Vicinity.
I Splendid theatrical advantages.
I Some of the leading industries are
! American Smelling & Refining
/ Gsmpany's smelteF: Raritan Copper
( Works snie1fer; Barber Asphalt
/ Works; United Lead Works: United
States Cartridge Co.; Architectural
! Tile & FaIence Co; G. .Pardee Steel
and Tile Works: Atlantic Terra Cot
ia Cos Federal Terra Gotta Co.: New
Jersey Terra Gotta Co.: three plants
of the National Fireproofing Com
pany and other similar industries
within the Immediate Vicinity; Ger
amfc Works; chesbrough vaseline
Workst Marcy Stove Works; two
dTydock companies together with
sllpyards and marine railways.
STANDARD Underground Cable Conn
spAny. Roess1er n Hassiacher Chem
scal Works; emery mills. coke and
elgar faeteries: eement stone works;
Coal shipping plersa handkerchief
Factory. cement works; achine
shops and iron foundrsas
~ further particulars address:
Albert Leon Secretary OF fvA
Board OF Trade
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
ARE TIMING PERTH ANNOY.

Good work is being done at Chi
cago this week In talking Perth Ann
boy. An exhibition of clay products
is being held there and several local
firms have exhibits. Not onIy are
the products OF this section on view.
but local men are present and arc
taking q prominent part in the con-
vention that Is being held in connee-
ton with the exhibit.
Aside from the pottery, tile and
terra Gotta exhibits, is the exhibit
of the Roessler & Hasslacher Chem
Iieal Company. Of this city which
puts out a high grade Of materials
used in coioring pottery, enamel
ware, terra Gotta ana brick. We are
informed that these men r losing
no opportunity TO talk Perth AM
Iaoy and that @ialssssz county Is sie-
cidedly IN the limelight,
This is as 1t should be. We are ~
the midst OF one Of the greatest clay
producing sections of the country.
It is Atting Va should take a lead
ing part ID such am exhibit as 10 bs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
JUDGE DAYS. COMMENT.

Judge DAILY did not mince words
In expressing his contempt for a sa-
loon-keeper Of this city, who was a
witness In a trial before him on
Thursday. The judges only regret
was that he did not have the power
to say yes or no to this mans license
application. This Is only an instance
of the unenviable position that this
city Is being put In on account of the
excise conditions here, Little else
can be expected, however, rs long
as the present excise board is in
power. 1t started out as a pledge
breaking body and seems to have
gone from bad to worse as time
passes.
1t is amusing to read an account
of the meeting OF the excise board,
held Thursday night, when an at
tempt was made by some OF the com
m~issioners TO be severe with those
license holders who are continually
transferring their license from one
TO another. To those who are read
ing an account of the excise board
for the first time IL would appear as
it the board really is In earnest and
Is trying to accomplish something
for Perth Amboy. no the Initiated,
however. the laying e OF a num-
Der of applications for transfer lis
dsrsspod. With excise ar
fairs ii sucn q CHAOTIC condition
what Is to he expected except that
license holders will talks matters Ia
their VI hands az they see fit.
The transfer OF the license from
AIS Front street to IA Smith street
Is Il sample of tho boards method Of
doing business. II. ~ some Of the
commissioners claim, the Front
~street sste e nc place Fer z saloon,
being located, as one of the menu
bers said. In a dark neighborheod
and practically on the dead end of q
street, the license should have been
revoked entirely and the place
closed instead OF transferring 1t to a
nelghborhood where there are al
ready three drinking places within a
stones throw of each other. Strange,
Isn't 1T, that this dark nelghbor-
hood and dead end OF d street.
was not discovered before?
1t can not be said that there is
any public demand for another sa-
loon At the foot OF Smith street. hut
such a thing as public demand lis not
taken into consideration by those
now In control. Let us hope that
at the next election people will not
be so easily deceived by such bril-
liant promises and written pledges
as the present board gave out when
they were candidates.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
HOLY CROSS.
Two PIckersI on one Linz,

a humble and honest fisherman
who set his traps for pickerel on a
Maine pond the other day Il ready to
make affidavit as follows: II hereby
declare ON oath that / did catch two
pickerel on one hook. The first pick
erel swallowed the bait and didn't
Ike II. Apparently he tried to cough
1t UP. At any rate he spewed the
hook out under his gills and It aoated
OF In the water to be grabbed by q
Beccnd pickerel. Thus there came up
two pickerel, all strung on a line
Lewiston journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
Dipped PROM rHE sTREAM.

Even II Lorimer was nce o boot
black 1t was q long time age and am
not be construed aa q reflection apou
the bootbiaeks OF today.
Theodore Bear livsa til Chicago!
It would o be- aifacuis ia su@ss wha
his favorits candidate Ter the pFeal-
denev wilI be.
Nick LongwoFth anr1eaasas thai
his ID supporting Tat axLlg, and thaE
IS ous Of she best Ways tor Nick ID
support anyhodys
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
THE.SPUR.
BY roy K. MoVETON.

al Haskin's
brother, who Ia
the living skelling-
ton for a circus In
the summer and Is
SO thin that you
XII play a tune on
his ribs with q
couple Of maHets
just like 4 zyla-
phone. A very
sad accident took
N9ns Ia n
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
PERTH AMBoY TRUST GO.

~
! unless you're a phenomenon ts
money spent. OF course you
means to save, but do your
Your safest plan IL to lodge q
doilar-or two--or ffve-6ach
| week or each month In this
! strong bank. Then you'll get
/ not only your money back
, but 3 per cent. early interest
/ with 1t, quite q little compound
| interest on top of that.
1 PERTH AMBOY TRUST Co.
I This Company III q legal deposi-
1 tory for the funds OF ths Stats OF
| New Jersey. County OF Middlesex.
and also 8 depository for the mu-
! nicipal funds OF the City OF Perth
|, Amboy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09

A woman nine feet tall was mar
ried In Missouri this week. Shs
ought to be able to reach the high
cost OF living.
There + a lot of presidential pos.
sibilities who will have to 60 back to
work again next summer.
But doubtless he would rather be
called the eminent Roosevelt than
the imminent Roosevelt.
There seems to be room pow for
q democratic Ananias Club.
A New York woman rescued O
man from the slums and then mar
|ried him. That may or may not be
considered a rather doubtful sort o.
rescue.
But China will never be a republic
like the United States until it adopts
baseball as Its Il absorbing pas.
sion.
Ohio will have a new constitution
Her old one is terribly run down,
especially by the magazine writers.
Mr.. Edison says Chicago is dirty.
That remark. BY the way, ~ not az
invention.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09

The Christian Science Society, OF
AswRren. meets ut tho residence Of
Gorham a. Baynt0n, In Vast ATax
MIS-. GeNersn, every Sunday morn-
ing at 1850 o'clock and every We'd
nesday evening at 7.5D. All a-.A
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
EPISCOPAL
ST. PETER,S.

Rev. James l.. Lancaster, rector.
Services tomorrow at 1920 and
1870 o'clock. Sunday school, $50
p III.
HOLY CROSS.
Washington and tombstone streets
Rev. Sidney Fl. Dixon, B. D., priest
In charge.
Sunday 10 a.. m, church school.
IL a. M morning prayer and SER
mon.
On Wednesday evening at 7:45 p.
M, the preacher will be the Rev.
j. f. Fenton, Phi. d., rector Of st.
Luke's church, Metuchen.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09

The news when 1t Ia nova In ths
NEWS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09
Part Played BY Heredlty.

Heredity plays an important part
not only In tuberculosis and ANGER
ous affection, but likewise In diabetes,
rheumatism. govt and many other dis
eases. We do not inherit tubercuios-
Is. but we do inherit . iessened Vital
ity, Of a tendency to contract tubsrcu-
icsis infections underweights ara
usually people who have inherited
such d lessened vitality. and they rum
tho further risk OF Infection from
their u~aderweight nr0tners or sisters
who are apt TO bs injected.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-09

All The new for 10 cants Q week.