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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21
WHAT WILL GRANDMA SAY?

- YOU feel draughtf Then stay in it and be THANKFUL
If Grandmother sniffed she's going to when she
reads Dr. William Brsds dissertation upon "Colds" in the
cuzrent number Of tho New York Medical Journal
Much the Doctor viii admit there is such thngi in
tho first place he insists calling cold in the head coza
VITA contemptwhch annoying to begin WITH Then he goes
abuse and shout for thinking that sitting
drsugh getting feet wet anything Of the sort
Draugh he scoffs 'never fail in dagnosc pinch. And
you may the knowledge that yonr neagnoss will
duly corroborated by Father Mother Grandma and Aunt
10 say nothing Of Mrs. Grundy.
Draugh he persists after these filings at the family, care
inevitable the rising the falling rain the changing weather
clean draught Of cold fresh air unmtgated bessng-un-
ated by window board other curious conrvance make
draugh crooked The daug will do the most good when take
straight The draugh dodger pretty to be carrier
The best disposal make Of window boards to send them
old ladies' home--to be used for kndlings"
- And just listen to ths
Wet feet Of unless they
=. torobly cold. M a a 9 20
Portable puddle the
reaction fails and the
equilibrium child uncomfortable
self and he 10 not tmbecile he In to
~, Here's another for Grandma:
- very OF tears
held the memorable
stands pdittng for her receive flannel
bonket. a a roaring
fire.
AZ parting shots
When the present air girls Il
multiplied o chimney corner
hope wttness the delightful spectacle a
mother unparalleled undementcd sitting knitting In
The fractures temur
lodging drdu9hts
Did you ever!
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english. L don't know why I have
been 30 sad yet already My Lena,
she amt thrown nothing at me. no:
even words. in a week."
''She has been away. Them" asked
Mr.. Jarr.
Yes partly. But that amt the real
reason!" declared Gus stouty. II tell
you I got a big idear what works fine.
Geei I don't care even II my Lsra's
mother comes now by the house-me
they never say a word to. And, mind
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21

(IS,s Now YORK World.
Il A ND now" said Mr. Jarr. As he
"A draped himself gracefully
4 \ over the bar. proceed with
your recital OF your procedure that
brought about q cessation OF marital
warfare"
II don't get you." said Gus; 'come
again"
Let US gather your personal expo
Renee In the tanning Of your par
tic'iiar shrcw." replied Mr.. Jarr.
'Tf you are kidding me-" said Gus,
II don't care. A rattlesnake biting me
for Joke would only make me laugh
these days
And the raison d'etre Of your op
timism?" asked Mr.. Jarr.
90 ahead and talk all the Jaw
breakers you want to. amt sayine
I don't understand every word yot
say. even II I can't explain II to my
self, mind you" said Gus amiably.
"Put II you want to talk like mar
that has taken shoot OF dope. tha
Is your business. But I'll bet you
don't sing the Lorelei. which says II
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Mr.. Jarr Seeks for the Secret of
Newfoundland Married Life.


you. 1t is cheap yet. and the fresh air
does her good"
II fail to grasp your meaning with
any enlightcning degree OF Clarity
said Mr.. Jarr.
CLARITY a!nr got nothing to do with
It," said Gus. Lightning amt got
nothing to do with 1t, and. best yet.
I don't have to die nor nobody l Ike
don't have to die. Strangers Will do
Only, maybe. It won't work for you II
YOU don't read It in the German news
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21

The only iooy to interest normal girl In the AnhMdn
TO hare lot Of 0oodookng specimens Of all
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21
THE COLONIZER.

HdptnO been slave to the Turks; prisoner among
most barbdrous sdpdge; after delrerdnce commonly
covering and those rivers
Nth such handful OF ignorant companions that the ipse
often for lost; dltodys In mutinies
cries; bloom wth gunpodcr long time prisoner among
the French pirates from whom escaping In little N.Y.
self and ddr all such stormy Wnter night ohen ships
split, than 100000 Sterling they
had taken and most Of them drocned And many
of the Wors Unter months haze lived IN the feds
haze lived near hrvseren in the midst Of pest
and famine By whch hundred
and five lpino Of them that
Virginia and pet to the fruits Of abours thus
begin prosper Though haze but Iabour for my pdins
much both privately publicly
edge II, and give God thdnksf
CAPT. JOHN SMITH
Founder of the English Colony in
~ Virginia, 1907.
Died June 81 1851.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21

There may be nothing In IT, but trs rather embarrassing
no. In the tenderness OF parting, cent OF oh gloves
returns you another otrrs In their place.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21

Why should iues eddin0 mark Distinction You
dpay tell married ohich compliment
pd OF fdttey to her head her positively Dizzy
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21

by The Pr.P Co. New
TIT HEN it either
w thing a good thing"
Brains and beauty impossible combination in womdn; not
necessarily impossible to fnd A0non but impossible to lire wi after
find
the matter mih it, Perhaps that dowdy
eject, just in order to attract husbands attention.
why should Weddn0 Distinction
dlpdys tell married Which compliment
oord fattery positively Dizzy
rms the time Europe spend
cock
dnyhin0
hts knees to anything that bathtub
Nobody knops erocy oha he rants epdrtner but pt
tries to get Whdt he thinks OI tries think
The only Interest the nhMdn Movement 10
to haze lot 0oodooking all the meetno
There be nothing In H. but | embarrassing phen tho
In the tenderness parting m gloves In hts pocket
accidentally returns another orrs n place.
! parachute
has ows.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21

~ 9TH matinee beginning promptly at 200 this
Nv The Summer Of 1912 enters continuous New York
engagement which, despite the critics and regardless of
tendance boxofce receipts will until Sept 49, ending with
the matinee of that day.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-21
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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
COMPLIMENTS FROM
MEMBERS OF BOOSTER SPECIAL

The Northwest Development spe-
oial made but very short stop here
Tuesday, but it gave a great number
OF eastern people an idea CT what
our town locked like at least. 1t is
to be regretted that a longer stop
could net have been made, SO that
they could have been taken for a
ride en- our beautiful lake.
Some Of the gentlemen on the
train were not total strangers here.
There were business men who do a
big business with the merchants in
this city, and had been here be-
fore three years ago. One ct them
was Charles Patterson, of the O'Don
mel Shoe company, and he was
quick to notice that a great change
had been wrought in the town since
his last visit. He noted in particu-
lar that the right-of-way had been
cleaned up, and complimented us on
the improvement it made ON the
town, tecause he said he had al
ways remembered Whitefish on ac-
count Of that row of stumps and
brush that separated it from the
railroad track.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
THE THREE WONDERS.

The Pilot Man taking a stroll out
into the country last Sunday, visited
the three most noted and interest
ing places in this end OF the county,
viz: the Haskill dairy. the Ferguson
chicken ranch and the Hori hog
ranch. Each one of these places
makes a specially of it's own partic-
ular business, and it is wonderful
to note the progress that has been
made in the past year. At Horis
ranch, which is about q mile and
one-haH east of town ON the Column
bia Falls road, you can see more
pigs than you have ever seen in
this country-all sizes, from the
tiny ones up to the full grown ones.
There are several hundred of them
scattered over the 100 acres. At
Ferguson's you can see chickens in
all stages of development, from the
eggs in the incubator up, until you
are fairly dizzy, and at Haskil's
you will see the finest herd of mich
COWS that you ever laid eyes ON, and
the cleanest and best conducted
dairy in the state
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
STARTED SOMETHING.

With nothing new in railroad news
in sight, Kalispell has been ready
for some one to start something.
The Whitefish Pilot has done it.
Commenting on the oft published
story that the North Dakota line
through the central part of the stat.
through Great Falls and across the
mountains to a junction with the
present line at Java, the Pilot adds
another touch. 1t says it is reported
in Whitefish that the road is to be
double-tracked from Java to White
fish, and when that is done the
Libby cutoff is to built, but that a
line will be built from Whitefish to
Kalispen and the line from this
place and Columbia Falls aban-
doned. AS the Pilot sees it, that
means a great thing for that place.
Whether the Pilot has the situation
properly outlined there is no means
of knowing. Kalispell is chiefly con-
cerned in getting the cutoff built,
and expects to benefit greatly by it
when it comes. If Whitefish and
Columbia Falls also get material
benefits 60 much the better. The
three towns are natural allies, and
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

The railroad story published in
the Pilot last week sounded so good
to many Whitefish people that they
could hardly. believe it to be true.
and the Pilot Man has been pressed
for farther light ON the matter just
keep your ear to the ground, old
fellow, and keep FAM in your town.
There are lots CT good things in
store for us yet. Keep right on
boosting. You are delaying the
game by hanging back. We have
plenty CT opportunities If We will
just use what we have. 1t is said
that everything comes to him who
waits; now you can't expect every
thing at once. The best is yet to
come, and it is sure to be here
soon.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
WOULD EXPOSE THE
fAk|RS IN CANADA
Movement Started to Prevent the
Revolt of Approximately 100000
Families Per Year Into Canada.

H. Newell director CT the recla-
nation service, has summoned rep
resentatives of western railways
state land commissioners and recla-
maticn agents to meet in Chicago
to take up the question of "blue sky
land investments. 1t is said the
federal government is considering q
movement for their suppression.
The prime purpose is to build up
the new west" Because better in
ducements are offered in western
Canada without actual conditions
being better,the government is said
to have recognized that something
must be done to stop the revolt OF
approximately 100000 families a
year from the United States.
The continued exposure of "fake
land companies" which it is claim
ed have mulcted investors out OF
large sums by inducing them to
buy land which is worthless or to
which they have no more title than
to a claim ON the blue sky, is blam-
ed for the large emigration to Can
ada. From this is taken the nick
name of the law which Kansas pass
ed to outlaw such concerns.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
ANNUAL WARMING.

The summer season Is again
at hand, and after the rainy spell
the dry season will come when every
precar&ion should be exercised to
prevent forest fires. Matches tossed
carelessly away in the forest while
On an outing camp fires left smol-
dering, sparks from unguarded en-
gines and carelessly burned brush
heaps or slashings, may cause indef-
mite injury and distress. Do you
want to be responsible for a forest
fire?
We still have in our five western
states half the standing timber I'm
the United States-a magnificent
heritage. Scattered through it are
thousands Of useful homes. State
government and private owners are
spending thousands of dollars this
summer for patrol and fire fighting
to save these things another year.
Are you with them or against them?
CareleEsness will stop If you will
show it will not be tolerated. The
lumberman can do his part success
fully only If you will cooperate. TIL
legislator will help ii his constitu-
entf will endorse it. But the main
thing for you to remember, when in
the woods for pleasure or business,
is that carelessness causes forest
fires and precauticn will prevent
them.
All that is necessary is the same
care with fires in forest regions that
you would take as a matter Of
course IN your own home or in a
city.
Don't tess away burning matches
or tobacco
Don't make camp fire in leaves,
rotten wood, or against logs, where
it may spread or where you can not
be sure it is out.
Never leave fire until it is OUT.
Don't burn slashings in the dry
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
ALIAS SUMMONS FOR pUBLICA.

ALIAS SUMMONS FOR PUBLICA.
TION.
State OF Montana, County Of Flat
head, IS.
In Justice Court of Whitefish
Township. before H. H. Carr, Justc,
of the Peace.
J. E. STYLES. Plaintiff, versus
STEVEN COTES, defendant.
The State of Montana to the abov
named defendant, greeting:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear before me at my office in
Whitefish in the County of Flathead
on the 18th day of June, 1912, at
10 O'Clock a. M, In an action
brought against you by said plain
tiff to answer the complaint of the
above named Plaintiff.
The said action is brought to re-
cover a judgment for the sum of
$6O.15 for goods. wares and mer-
chandise furnished you by the plain
tiff at your special instance and re-
quest, and costs OF suit.
And you are hereby notified that
II you fail to appear and answer,
judgment will be taken against you
according to the complaint.
To the sheriff or any constable Of
said County. greeting: Make legal
service and due return thereof.
Given under my hand this 18th
day Of May. 1912.
H. H. CARR,
A Justice of the Peace of said Town.
ship.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
ALIAS SUMMONS.
State OF Montana. County Of Flat

AA<A0 0OXNAASAOXN0s
State of Montana, County of Flat
head. SIS.
In Justice Court Of Whitefish
Township, before H. H. Carr. JUS
tice Of the Peace
J. w. Mcknight and R. J. Benin,
co-partners doing business under the
firm name and style of ]. w. Nc
Knight & Co.. Plaintiffs. versus H.
R. Howell. Defendant.
The State of Montana to the abov
named defendant. greeting:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear before me at my office in
Whitefish in the County of Flathead
on the 18th day Of June 1919 at
ten O'Clock am. in an action brough
against you by said plaintiff to an
swer the complaint OF the above
ramed plaintiff.
The said action Il brought to, re-
cover judgment for the sum Of
two hundred uinety-nine and $4,000
dollars. and costs Of suit, on accoun
OF goods, wares and merchandise
sold and delivered to you by plain
lifts at your special instance and
request. aud for which you agreed
to pay the sum Of $1ss.ss. all Of
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

When your child has whooping
cough be careful to keep the cough
loose and expectoration easy by
giving Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
as may be required. This remedy
Will also liquify the tough mucous
and make it easier to expectorate.
It has been used successfully in many
epidemics and is safe and sure. For
sale by all dealers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
100000 DEATH BENEFIT.

$500 weekly benifit for accident
or sickness; $1,000 for loss of limb
or eyesight: $4,000 for emergency
Relief Benefit. Cost IL $500 per
year-No other dues or assessments.
Men and women between the ages
Is to IS are accepted. Reliable COM
pany with 100000 state deposit
for the protection of policy-holders
and to guarantee the payment Of
claims. Write for further Informs
ton. giving your age, sex and occu-
patton. Address Dept. AL. Ameri-
can Registry Company. Erie. Pa.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

season without q permit, and with
out care to confine the fire.
Put out any fire you find if you
can. If you cant, notify a fire war
den, some other public officer, or
the land owner.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

It is we'll known that not more
than one case of rheumatism in ten
requires any internal treatment
whatever. All that is needed is a
free application of Chamberlain
Liniment and massaging parts at
each application. Try it and see how
quickly it will relieve the pain and
soreness. Sold by all dealers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

Each age CT our lives has it's joys.
Old people should be happy. and
they will be If Chamberlain Tablet
are taken to strengthen the diges-
ticn and keep the bowels regular
These tablets are mild and gentle
in their action and especially suit
able for people of middle age and
older. For sale by all dealers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
ENDS HUNT FOR RICH GIRL.

Often the hunt for the rich wife
ends when the man meets a woman
that uses Electric Bitters Her
strong nerves tell in bright brain
and even temper. Her peach-bloom
complexion and ruby lips result
from her pure blood; her elastic
step from firm. free muscles, all
telling of the health and strength
Electric Bttters give a woman, and
the freedom from indigestion, back
ache. headache. fainting and dizzy
spells they promote. Everywhere
they are womans favorite remedy.
II weak or aildng try them. soc at
all dealers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

which more fully appears by the
complaint filed herein and hereof
made a part and herewith served
upon you.
And you are hereby notified that
II you fail to appear and answer,
judgment will be taken against you
according to the complaint
To the Sheriff or any Constable
OF said County. greeting: Make le-
gal service and due return thereof.
Given under my hand this 9Th day
of May. 1912,
H. H.GARR,
A Justice of the Peace of said Town,
ship.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
PARTNERsHR.

Notice Is hereby given that on
April ~. 1912. the co-partnership
therefore existing between Ernest
=. Zehm and L. J. Sissel. under the
hrm name of Zehm and Sissel, en-
gagged in the business Of running a
bakery and certain lines incidental
thereto at Whitefish, Flathead coun-
ty. Montana. has been dissolved by
mutual consent. Ernest E. Zehm
has purchased the interest Of L. J.
Sissel therein, and will collect all
accounts and assumes all liability
for firm debts.
ERNEST e. ZEHM,
L. J. SISSEL.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

Every boy and girl in Montana be-
tween the ages of IL and IS on
Oct. 1, 1912, Is eligible to enter
the potato or canned fruit contests
for a trip to the state fair at Hell
ena,
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

A woman must be proficient in
the art of making up Il she would
have Z mirrow lie to her laoe.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

Il makes a difference whether a
girl says she will be q young mans
sister or his sisters.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06

not rivals, and what helps one OF
them will help all.-Kalispcll Inter
Lake.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-06-06
Looking for a House?

One of the first questions that the modern
housekeeper asks about house "ls it wired
for electricity?'
If the house is an old one electricity goes
long way towards making it modern--whether
new or DID, it lghtens great deal of the do
mestic labor at small cost.
wired house enables you to enjoy many
electric convenience and labor-savers.
1t will enable you to make electricity your
servant for sewing, washing, ironing and
cleaning. 1t enables you to enjoy the benefits
of the electric FAM the toaster-stove, coffee per-
colator, chatting dish and other electric devices
too numerous to mention.
Visit our show room and learn how much
few cents worth of electricity will do for you;
then let us give you an estimate on wiring
your house. N
Northern Idaho ( Montana Power Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1912-09-09
TELLS AMERICANS
HE WILL TAKE CANANEA

! Hachita, y. NJ, Sept. s.-Confer-
encos between United States army Of
ficers stationed here and the Mexican
rebel leader, Inez Salazar, took place
today at a point about fifty miles
southwest of here. The Mexican chief
stood on one side of the international
line, an imaginary boundary, while
the army officers spoke to him from
the American side only few feet
away. Major Sedgwick Rice, com
|manding four troops of the Third cav
|alry stationed along the border below
here. today rode to the boundary TO
talk with the rebel leader.
Speaking to various officers OF Ma
jor Rice's command. Salazar apollo
gized for the incident of few daN s
ago when Mexican rebels of his com
mand crossed the line and fired on
American soldiers on patrol duty sal
azar, in the apparent absence of Gen
eral Pascual Orozco, seems to be IN
full command of the rebel forces,
which stretch along the border in the
direction Of Douglas, Arz. 1t is said,
however, that OroZco, the rebel COM
mander in chief. is remaining in the
background, few miles in the IN
terror. Salazar commands about 400
rebels
In his interview with the American
army officers, Salazar said he intend
ed to move west along the border and
take Cananea. mining center south
of Naco, Ariz., which at presen. con
tains a large American population.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1912-09-09
OvERHUNDREDCkRS
OF SOLDIERS ON
WAY TO BORDER
Santa Fe viii Receive 1872
Cars of Troopers and Equip
ment at Denver Today for
Handling to EI Paso,

Especial Dispatch to the Morning JOurnai)
Denver Sept. S.-The Santa Fe will
receive some time today, 1872 cars of
troopers and equipment for transpor-
tation to the border. The men are
from Ft. D. A. Russell, near Cheyenne,
and FIT Riley, Kan. They total two
regiments of cavalry. Their trains
are TO be handled with all possible
speed. Warnings were sent to rail
road officials yesterday when it was
first announced that the troops were
to be sent south. and arrangements
have been made TO handle them with
special equipment and little loss of
time.
Early this morning the signal corps
detachment from Ft Russell passed
through here. leaving on the Santa F'e
for El PasQ about daylight
The signal corps arrived here about
$3.50 this morning The troops were
in two tourist cars, and the balance
of the train was made up of a bag
gage car and fourteen flat ears load
ed with equipment
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1912-09-09
NEGRO PRISON. { RS
RESCUED FROM
OFFICERS
Fight Occurs When Deputy
Sheriffs Try to Take Colored
Gamblers to Jail; Battle is
Looked for.

lBv N"vuIns Jourust Special LeaseJ wire.
Brooksvillc. Fla. Sept. s.-Flever
negro prisoners We're rescued from
three deputy sheriffs eight miles from
hcre shis afternoon by II band of arm
ed negroes. who fired and slightly
wounded two of the officers. A
posse has gone in pursuit of the ne
eroes and a serious clash Is feared
Deputies Neal Law. BERTHE and
Lawrence Smith. left here last night
to go to turpentine still to arres:
negro gamblers They made the i'd
early this morning and started to
Brroksville with the prisoners. Thcy
haa not gone far when they were at-
tackled by an armed band of negroes.
Lcn' on rescuing the eleven prisoners.
who were handcuffed together.
The Officers with the prisoners
sought refuge in q house which VAS
quickly surrounded. Not less than
hundred shots were fired irto 'hc
hcuss. both Smith brothers receiving
che Tges of buckshot. The officers es-
csp"d after dark and came ner. To
report the trouble. In the event the
n-eross show fight. IL is expected that
- ,i;cheo battle viii result