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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12

~ told mo 70 90 to = hospital 1 did
~ Ike that dea very well, %, when !
~ ycur advertisement in ! paper, !
Wxots 70 yUa for advice, and have done e.
~ told M. I have taken Lydia E.
f1nkham,S Vegetable Compound and
Ever pix, and now I have my health.
sslk sielk and niling women would only
ksow enough 70 taks your medicine, they
vonld rotrolianE. n-0n.BNy.H II. STAINS
It'll. koutsA I, Bon IS Upper sandnsky,
4 you havs mysterious pains, irregu-
backache, extreme nervousness,
inGanmadon, alteration or displace-
meu4 don't wait TOO long, but txy Lydia
Epinkhamss Vegetable Compound now.
~ thirty years Lydia =. Pinkham's
Vegetable compound, made from roots
nd Aerha, has been the standard remedy
a. female Ills, and such unquestionabls
tsstimouy q the above proves the value
x Iris famous remedy and should givo
ovUGy one conddencA
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12
Quiet, As a Rule,

What sort of town is Squidge-
ville?" -~sgssHaga
"The sort Of town where a funeral
is a social event"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12
Had Reason.

Mrs. Nagg-Who was it that said. 81
thank God l am not as other men,"
Mr.. Nagg-Scme bachelor.--Lippin.
colts.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12

The more, a man expects the more
he will be surprised If he gets it.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12
supply Cleaned Up.

Supply Cleaned Up.
Coin hshin' mex summer" asked
the man who tells tall stories.
mo. replied Mr.. Growcher. III
youScaught all the fish you said you
caught last summer. there won't be
!any use Of going fishing next sum-
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12

To overcome constipation and resultant
ILLS, take Garfield Tea, : pure herb laxative.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12

There are times when we should be
thankful for what We fail to get.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12
Margaret Was Not Happy

uilt: That's what the plumber
aid. "-Cleveland Leader.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-04-12
AS TO REALlsA

Reggy-How is this in the second
chapter of my great story: "The
beautiful girl dropped her ayesf"
Z Peggy-How pathetic! Were they
glass eyes?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
PLANS ELECTRIC CHAIR
FOR DOG AND CAT PETS

Westfield, Mass.-A death chair in
which animals will be dispatched by
the same methods used in the cleo
trocution of murderers will be estab-
lished by DR., ID. r. Earle, a veteri
nary surgeon. DR.. Earle is called on
to end the suffering for upward of
800 pets annually, principally cats
and dogs. After experimenting he
is convinced that electrocution is the
most humane method of killing them.
DR.. Earle says that while only the
most despised of men are electro
cuted, the reverse would be true in the
case of animals. In electrocuting a
dog an electrode will be placed on a
wet sponge at the back of the ami
mails neck, the wire running along
the spinal column to the tip of the
tail.
A current of greater voltage than
that used in the Charlestown state
prison would result in instantaneous
and painless death, he says DR.. Earle
has made arrangements with the mu-
nicipal lighting plant for the current.
DR.. Earle previously had used cya-
nide of potassium.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
PERSONAL
MENTION

DR., w. H. Mckinney of Helix is a
Pendleton visitor today.
W. e. Barmore of Hermiston was
up yesterday from the project town.
G. E. Kidwell was in from his home
at Pilot Rock yesterday
Mr.. and Mrs. H. NJ. Cockburn were
down from Milton yesterday.
Mrs. w. Moore was among the Pilot
Rock people in the city yesterday.
Gerald E. Stanfield was guest
of the Pendleton yesterday.
o. G. Allen, the photographer, went
to Echo this morning on the local.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Hartman left
this afternoon for their home in Port
George w. Lamoreaux of La Grande
was guest at the Bowman yester-
day.
Mark Sturtevant returned to his
home at Pilot Rock on the morning
train
John p. McManus, editor of the
Pilot Rock Record, spent last evening
in the city.
Martin Mclaughlin of Duncan is
among the out-of-town people in the
city today.
E. ]. McClanahan, a pioneer resi-
dent of Tugene, was a visitor in Pen
dleton yesterday.
A. C. Claxon was over from Walla
Walla last evening on one of his fire.
quent business visits.
Clarence Bishop of the Pendleton
Woolen Mills is visiting in Salem and
other valley points
Fred A. Edwards travelling sales
man for a furniture house, and for
mer northwest football star, is here
today.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. McBee of Lake
county, California, are here on Wis
it with Mr.. McBees brother, Charles
McBee.
Mrs. Lawrence G. Frazier will leave
this evening for La Grande where
she will be a Sunday guest of Mrs.
Eleanor Redfield.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Scott came
up from Portland last evening. They
had been down to attend the pio-
neer reunion and are going to their
ranch at Helix before returning to
Walla Walla.
Miss Lotta Livermore has returned
from a two months visit in Spokane
with her sister, Mrs. P. d. Tull, and
will leave Thursday for Portland to
spend the summer with another
sister, Mrs. Lowell.
Lester Means. former we'll known
high school athlete and now in the
employ of the Marsnall-Wells COM
pany of Portland, spent last night in
the city having come up from Port
| land yesterday. His mother, Mrs.
Henry Means, was also up from her
| home at Umatilla last evening and the
two returned to the seaport town this
morning.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
WANTED-PICTUR OF
WOMAN HOD CARRIER

New York.-Women plumbers.
carpenters, plasterers, bricklayers,
masons, steamfitters and maybe, hod-
carriers, will soon be in evidence in
New York, as the result of the tech
meal training in these arts or trades
to be given by the johnson Trade
School for Women Builders just es-
tablished on Long Island. The name
of the institution is in honor of Fire
Commissioner Johnson. A mere man
is to be the head of the school-Ed-
ward L. Middleton. an architectural
engineer of considerable reputation
Eventually, it is said, women will be
the instructors, but all men are now
employed for the very good reason
there are no fair builders. The course
offered covers two years and it is eX-
pected that a large class will graduate
at the expiration of that time.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
LOCALS
Bicyciesl 727 johnson street.

Bicyclesl 727 johnson street.
For good clean lump or nut coal,
phone oregon Lumber Yard.
Phone Main s. What for? The
best coal in town.
State Hotel-Furnished rooms at
special rates by week or month.
Have your wood sawed by the gas
oline wood saw. Phone Main 1S.
For Rent-Front office in Judd
Building. Apply F. E. Judd.
Wanted-Good girl for general
housework at once. Main 576, 6lS
Mark.
We can fill your bins with fresh
Kimmerer Coal at satisfactory prices.
Oregon Lumber Yard.
For Sale-29 head fresh Jersey
milk cows. Inquire of r. II. Stevens,
Dutch Henry Feed Yard.
Large shipment OF new sidewalk
lumber just received at the Pendleton
Planning Mill and Lumber Yard.
Before you buy a sewing machine
be sure and look at the Central Nee
die Standard. Jesse Failing.
An experienced Japanese wishes
position in private family to do gem
eral housework, =. o. Box 4S6, City.
Land scape gardening. Work guar
anteed or no charge. Smith Bros
521 So. Main street.
Screen doors and window screens,
all sizes and prices. at the Pendleton
Planning Mill and Lumber Yard. We
also make them TO order.
For sale-Gas stove, two burners
with simmerer and oven. Nearly
new. Will sell cheap IL taken at
once. Apply at this office.
For rent-Barn large enough for 16
horses with corral in connection. VIII
rent part OF barn. Apply AIS Lilleth
street. Phone Black 30S1.
Strictly first class chop suey and
noodle parlors. Open day and night
Tray orders a specially. Everything
new. Under state Hotel Phone
Main 567. Un Co. Props.
For Rent-to a lady, large, well
furnished room, with sewing machine.
very close in. Cheap. Inquire 7ls
Lilleth.
Carload OF fine cedar posts now for
sale at the Pendleton Planning Mill and
Lumber Yard. Both Plain and tar
red.
To rent-FurnIsned apartment
house. Modern conveniences. In
quire Monterastelli block. Phone
Black 1851.
Moth proof cedar chests. great va
riety of sizes and prices. Every home
should have one. Pendleton Planning
Mill and Lumber Yard.
We are now filling our bins with
fresh coal, the best that can be had
See us before placing your orders
Oregon Lumber Yard.
Lost-Ladies Black Silk Umbrella
with gold handle. Finder please re-
turn to this office and receive reward
For sale-Yellow pine, red fir, al
der and maple wood; also Rock
Springs coal. Phone Black 1922, oil
leave orders at Demott's Cigar Store
Main street.
Passengers for Portland can save
money and at same time enjoy
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
MILITARY BURIAL FOR DOG
Horace Kclly's Conception Was o. Il.
But Execution Lands Him i'm Jail.

Horace Kclly's Conception Was o. k.
But Execution Lands Him i'm Jail.
San Francisco.-Horace Kelly's dog
was given a military burial in back
lot at Cough street and Hickory ave-
nue.. Which was all right from Kel-
ly's point of view. But the neighbors
appealed to the police and Kelly was
taken from the side of the new-turn-
ed grave and locked up on the charge
of discharging firearms within the
city limits.
Kelly had been devotedly attached
to his dog and the dog to Kelly. And
when the dog died Kelly summoned a
number of his friends and declared
his purpose to give the dog soldiers
burial.
The corpse of the faithful animal
was lowered into the ground and COW
cred over. Then, while Kelly's friends
stood grouped about the grave in re-
spectful pose, Kelly pointed pistol
at the starlit sky and fired a salute
of six shots
The neighbors and the police did
the rest,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

Chickasha, Okla la-Surrounded by
a pack of wolves that he had been
chasing, Luther Marks, a cowboy en-
ployed on the Johnson ranch, near
here, was guarded for five hours by
his dog while he lay unconscious,
Marks had been chasing pack of
wolves when his horse stumbled and
threw him.
Late in the night the cowboys horse
with one leg broken, hobbled into the
ranch corral, and searching party
was Immediately organized.
Marks was found on the prairie, his
dog keeping the wolves at bay. He
was taken to the ranch house and a
physician from here summoned to at
tend him.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
ALMOST TIME TO QUIT.

In Guymon, Okla, there is a
preacher who is not only slow, but
long winded. A stranger happened
into the church about the middle Of
the service. He listened to the pas
tors discourse until he began to think
something was drong, but there was
no sign of a conclusin. Finally he
reached over and asked the man in
front:
How long has that man been
preaching?"
About ten year" was the reply.
"Oh, WELL" he said resignedly, ain
that case I'll stay. He'll surely be
through in little while. kansas
City Star.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

clean and refreshing river ride by
taking the Str. Bailey Gatzert, leav-
ing The Dalles daily except Sunday
and Monday at $3.50 p. m. Fare to
Portland 81.
For rent-Furnished rooms, 502
Water street.
Won't Mabel F. S. please COM
municate with her broken hearted
father.
Wanted-Work in store or job as
cashier or timekeeper by young man.
Have had business course. Willing
to take small pay to start Address
S12 College street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
BLAMEs RICHES FOR INSANITY

San co,-Responsibility for
much of the increase in insanity in
this country is laid at the door of
newly acquired riches and the re-
sultant high living" by DR.. Stephen
r. Pietrowicz, Dunning superintend-
ent, in a report made to the county
board.
Drinking is responsible for large
per cent of the insanity, according to
the doctor.
Accompanying the report was a
table showing the insanity of past
years and the gradual increase since
1900. The Dunning institution, how
ever, shows an extraordinary increase
because of the fact that they have
been getting more than the ordinary
share OF the insane cases.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

Miss Edith Slusher, who has just
been graduated from st. Helen's Hall
In Portland, returned during the
week to her home here. She was ac-
companied back by her mother. Mrs.
William Slusher, who had gone down
to attend the commencement exer-
cises.
Mr. and Mrs. Louis De Spain are
visiting with local relatives en- route
to their home in California from Ida
no where Mr.. De Spain has been en-
ployed on a government project.
Miss Sadie Baum, who has been
teaching in Portland during the past
year, is home to spend the summer
vacation.
Mrs. w. H. Jones and daughters,
Pauline and Minnie, will arrive on
July l from Seattle, where they have
been for the past year.
Mr. and Mrs. Elmer P. Dodd and
little daughter of Hermiston, are
guests at the home of Mrs. Dodd's |
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. r. Alexander.
Miss Genevieve Clark returned
Wednesday from Walla Walla, out
from which city she had been the
guest of Mrs. Jack Hoben.
Miss Anita Kirkpatrick, following |
a weeks visit with Mrs. o. E. Harp
err returned today to her home in
Weston.
Mrs. Ben L. Burroughs returned
on Wednesday from Portland where
she had been visiting friends and |
relatives for several weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. L. Boneny are to
leave Tuesday for a six weeks trip
east during which they will visit with
relatives in Illinois and Maine.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Hartman, who
have been visiting friends and rela-
tives in this county for the past two
weeks, returned today to their home
in Portland.
Mrs. Laura B. Davis returned this
afternoon to Hermiston after an en-
joyable visit with local friends.
Miss Rita Howland OF Walla Walla,
is visiting her brother, Ralph How
land.
Nv nf Ca1
ifornia, is visiting his brother, Mr..
Leon Cohen.
Mrs. Rose Coursen Reed was the
guest of honor at a dinner given by
Mrs. Charles H. Carter last evening.
Mrs. John Vert is home from
Portland where she enjoyed a short
visit.
Mrs. T. Mccall has returned from
a months visit with relatives in the
east.
Mrs. Roy Alexander has returned
from a visit in Walla Walla with her
parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Adams re-
turned during the week from visit
in Minnesota.
Miss Ina Blomgren has returned to
her home in Weston, following a few
( days visit in Pendleton.
Mrs. Leona Thompson is in Port
land visiting with her daughter, Mrs.
Seth Catlin.
Mrs. Clarence Adams of Ukiah, is
the guest today of Mrs. o. E. Harper
Mrs. A. w. Nye has returned from
a two weeks visit in Portland.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. E. Judd and son,
Henry, are visiting in Portland.
Miss Margaret Proebstel is a guest
of Mrs. f. j. Burke.
MILITARY BURIAL, FOR DOG
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
HEADACHE Is HEREDITARY.
DR.. Patrick Says Ailment is Incurable
Gift of Forefathcrs.

Joliet, Ind If you have pain in
the head don't swallow a gallon OF
dope: remain cool and blame it to
your ancestors, for headaches, like
heirlooms, are passed down to pos
terity.
Such is the gist of the talk given
by DR.. Hugh Patrick of Chicago, be-
fore the Will county medical associ-
alton. DR.. Patricy declared that 80
per cent of the sick headaches were
hereditary.
He stated there is no permanent
cure for headaches.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
Notice.

All persons owning stations who
intend to take part In the stock show
at the Elks Circus are requested to
notify G. w. Bradley, chairman of
stock committee not later than Tues
day, June 25th, so that name and No.
may appear in the official program,
give name, color weight and breed
of animal desired to be entered, this
matter should be attended to at
once.
THOS. FITZ GERALD,
Secretary.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
SECRET SPREE is AN
OFFICIAL PRIVILEGE

Topeka, Kan.-It is perfectly prop
er for a public official in Kansas to
get drunk as often and as much as
he pleases, provided he does not do
so publicly, is the opinion of John
Dawson, attorney general.
The last legislature made drunken
ness one of the offenses for which a
public official may be removed from
Office.
The Attorney general holds that
the law is good as far as it goes, out
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

A regular morning operation Of the
bowels puts you in fine shape for the
days work. If you miss 1t you feel
uncomfortable and cannot put vim in
to your movements. For all bowel ir-
regularities HERBINE is the reno y.
1t purifies. strengthens and regulates.
Price soc. Sold by A. c. Koeppen &
Bros
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
DOWN ON SUNDAY BATHING.
Cleanliness Distinctly in second Place
With Authorities i'm Atlanta.

VIII AUIHUTIIIVs III AlIHIII"'
Atlanta, Ga.-Cleanliness may be
next to godliness. but godliness comes
first in Atlanta.
After an hours discussion the
council went on record against per-
hitting bathing on Sunday in any of
the public parks.
The resolution of the council was
transmitted to the Dark commission
and will stand as an official request
that the commission prohibit Sunday
bathing in all the city parks.
The Park commission had arleady
voted against Sunday bathing, but the
matter was held up by Commissioner
Pucket giving notice of motion to
reconsider at the next meeting.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
Special Prices on Cordwood.

Good dry red fir, slab wood, cotton
wood, yellow and black pine Special
prices in five cord lots. Clean Rock
Spring lump and nut coal. Save mon
ey by seeing us before buying. Ko-
pittke & Gillanders. phone Main 17s.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

it does not go far enough to "get" a
public official who goes on solitary
and priv, jags.
The opinion of the attorney general
is given in a letter to Governor Stubbs
who requested that an investigation
be made of complaints against an Of
ficial of one of the southwestern coun-
ties.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
For Sale.

Thoroughbred Scotch Collie puppies
Bitches, $500; stud dogs, $3.50. NJ
L. Little, r. /, Box rs, Amity, Oregon
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

It's awfully provoking in a woman
who allows herself to be married for
her money and then not have any.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

The term, "hand-picked delegates" !"
was invented none too soon. There
will be none or few such hereafter,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

Call Auto Truck for Transfer Work.
our specially is quick work. Phone
Main 339 for furniture and piano
moving, picnic crowds to country.
household goods stored by month.
PENLAND BROS. TRANSFER co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22

Pitts Engine for Sale.
For sale-One 14-horse power dou-
Bile cylinder Pitts engine in good
shape. Price $500. R H. Wilcox,
Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-06-22
EVENTS
OF THE WEEK

CONTINUED from page a.)
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-12
union LEAGUE TO
Make HARD FIGHT
Will Endeavor to Secure an
Increase in the Salary
Limit.

A real fight is to be made before the
national commission ty the Union
league to secure an increase in the
salary limit. Failure to have repre-
sentation at the recent Milwaukee
meeting the Union magnates placed
on the shoulders Of Fred Bossner,
president of the Boise Baseball club
and magnate from the Cotton states
league the fight for an increase in the
limit and they lost.
A dispatch from Butte to local fans
says:
f. r. Van de Putte, acting president
of the Union association, is in no hur-
ny to call meeting of the directors
to decide on what will be the fate of
baseball in Montana next year The
Great Falls magnate says there will be
no meeting until every director is
present.
In the meantime the attempt to get
the national commission to raise the
salary limit from $1,.fo, which it set
last month, to $3.50, last seasons
limit, is going on. Cliff Blankenship,
who is now the proud possessor of a
thirst joint on South Main street, is
anxious to see it changed. He has a
good reason. While the other man
ayers were wondering IL there would
be baseball next year, the astute man
ager was trailing up and down the
that looked good enough for this cir
cult. Now that the canned baseball
talk is opened around the air-tight
heater. Cliff is able to tell who will be
on every station. Chances are he
needs limit Of $1,65O to pay his
hopes.
If $3.50 is granted the league dir
ectors are unanimous in saying that
there will be rough shedding ahead
for the first manager to go over It,
Perhaps the Butte directors might be
looking around for some one to run
this little club of ours next season.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-12
LEAGUE LIKELY TO
LOSE ITS PLAYERS
The Union Association Must
Get Its Contracts Ready
by Feb: l.

Unless players in the Union associ-
alton get their contracts by Feb. l
they become free agents and therefore
that association will have to hurry 70
bridge the present split in the league
while the same thing may be said of
the Western Tri-State. although it as
by no means confronted with the same
situation as the Union, having as IT
does prospects for good season next
year. President Van de Putte of Great
Falls seems to be of the opinion much
depends upon the attitude of Boise.
The Muscular of Missoula says:
This is the long awaited espistle
from +. r. Van de Putte of Great
Falls. acting president of the Union
association. to the request of Secre-
tary Mulroney that he call meeting
of the league directors at once:
"Your letter of Nov 20 was duly re-
ceived. In regard to calling meeting
at the present time of the league d.
rectors. | cannot see that anything
can be accomplished. Mr.. Weiss, as
you probably know is out of the state
So is Mr.. McCloskey. AS you probably
remember, at our last meeting the
unanimous opinion of every one pres
ent was to get Boise back into the
league. AS you probably know, the
meeting Of the Tri State league will
he held on January 20. so that we can
not do anything in regard TO Boise
until that meeting Is held. The ac-
ton took in postponing the meeting
of Nov. Is was at the request of most
of the directors of the league and II
the directors of the Missoula club
wish to have a meeting called at once
] will only be too glad to do so. Trust
ing to hear from you about the mat
ter at once, / am, etc, etc. etc. A
local bug after reading this letter
said: II suppose that Mr.. Van de
Putte knows that McCloskey isn't a
director in the league. Mac hasn':
even job anywhere yet. It's my idea
that he's going to stall around the east
until he finds that he cant get on any
pose as the savior of the league.
don't see much use in waiting for Nc
Closkey. Besides. unless players gel
their contracts by February 1, they
become free agents. 1t isn't March
any more. I'm in favor of actor
rather immediate. Maurice Weiss
knows what he wants and he can til
this off from the coast any time. Be
sides, he'll be back soon now, will ht
not?"