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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09
AGE NO BAR
Everybody in Denison is Eligible.

Old people stopped with suffering,
Middle age, courageOusly fighting,
Youth protesting impatiently;
Children, unable to explain;
All in misery from their kidneys.
Perhaps a little backache first.
Urinary disorders, dropsy may
quickly follow.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for sick
kidneys.
Are endorsed by thousands.
Mrs. w. Bottger, 416 w. Vine St,
Denison, Iowa, says: 81 know how eff
fective Doan's Kidney Pills are, as
they have been used in our family
with great benefit. l gave them to
one of my children who was troubled
by kidney weakness and great relief
was received. We have procured
Doan's Kidney Pills from the Lamborn
Drug Co., and we consider them the
best kidney medicine we have ever
known Of
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other. AZ
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Twas a wise one who remarked:
When you fight or work don't make a
| fuss. The hen cackles only after she
has laid an egge. The noise and siz-
zle of locomotive are not force. All
force is silent The hee-haw of mule
may startle, but it is not as danger
Gus as his hind legs. Bear in mind
that it is an empty wagon that makes
the noice when in motion. The noise
of drum is due to the fact that
there is nothing in it.
| Last Sunday afternoon the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. August Schroeder, south
of town, was crowded with relatives,
neighbors and friends, who had come
Ito tender congratulations to Mrs.
Schroeder, who was on that day cele-
brating her birthday. Mr.. and Mrs.
Schroeder expected large crowd and
had therefore prepared accordingly.
Everybody had splendid time all
late, but we offer congratulations just
the same.
Mrs. Henry Dohse and daughter,
Miss Irene, and Mrs. John Jensen and
daughter, Miss Alice, were Carroll Wis
|itors Wednesday.
Mrs. A. B. Patterson and daughter,
Mary AIDA, left Tuesday MORNING for
a visit with relatives at Nashua.
Mrs Fred Pacholke has been SUI
fering the past week with a serious at
tack of pleurisy. A doctor is in at
tendance and at this writing the pat
lent is somewhat better
Miss Emma Wilken, Who is teach
ing north of town, spent Sunday with
her parents in Denison.
Miss Mary Kuth, OF Stratford, Wis
tied at the Ed Martens home. From
here she went to Cherokee to visit
her mother.
Mr. and Mrs. J. n. Johnson of Lake
View, who have been visiting their
son north of town the past three
weeks, ca.1ed on friends in West Side
last Monday. They returned home on
Tuesday.
Max Vetter recently purchased 16O
acres of fine farm land near Fonta-
nellie. He intends to move there in
the spring and will ho,d sale some
time the first part Of January.
The German Verein has purchased
240 opera chairs. They are expected
to be here in time for the first number
OF the entertainment course, which
takes place Tuesday, October Sth. The
chairs will be needed that night,
judging from the amount of season
tickets sold.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09
A Boy.

lyman, warden of the Colorado re
formatory, where they treat offenders
like human beings, was shown
through the Bridewell at Chicago the
other day and on his way through
noticed an 1S-year-old boy.
what were you sent here for?'
asked lyman.
Sleeping in the park" replied the
boy. "My mother is dead, father
drinks some end we lived in Wau-
kegan. came to Chicago to see an
aunt, couldn't find her, had no money
and went 20 sleep in the park. The
judge sent me out here for twenty
three days"
Imposing the sentence on the boy,
the judge didn't say that the punish
ment was because he had no place to
sleep, but for sleeping in the park.
And yet the punishment was because
the boy didn't have room and a bed
to go to, because he was poor. Pow
erty, therefore, was the crime.
Time was when they threw debtors
into prison but that was abandoned
when it was realized that the punish
ment was of the poor, of poverty, just
as in the punishment of this boy. 1t
didn't make the debtors better able
to pay to cast them into prison and
it doesn't make this boy any better
able to provide a bed for himself to
put him in Jail for not having one.
What is accomplished by treating
the boy in this manner is to give him
the impression that every mans
hand is against him, to break his
spirit, to foster in him bitterness
against society, to make him easy
victim to the allurements of crime
and the promises of the criminal to
start him on the downward path.
If this boys case were exceptional
it might be passed lightly over. But
it is not. Our barbaric police system
makes criminals. Serving the well
fare of society it also defeats the ends
of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09
Emmetsburg Has Sunday Mail Agar


Through the efforts of Postmaster
Resell the citizens of Emmetsburg
are again enjoying the advantage OF
Sunday mail. He wrote long letter
to the first assistant postmaster gen.
eral soon after his reception of the
order forbidding the delivery of mail
on Sundays and asked that he be Civ.
en- the privilege Of doing his Sunday
tasks as usual, as the 6:22 Rock Isl
and train brings in a very large
quantity of mail to Emmetsburg. The
reply stated that he could practically
use his own judgment in the matter
Our people feel very grateful to Mr.
Refsell for securing for them this priv.
ilege. If postmasters in other towns
will do likewise, the public will find
very little cause for complaint.-Dem.
ocrat
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09
How Much Sleep.

To complete an invention Thoma:
A. Edison recently worked 144 hours
six full days-with brief snatches
of sleep that aggregated only twenty
two hours. He is said to be able tc
20 to sleep and to wake at any time
he wills. In the period mentioned he
slept at intervals, while work that did
not require his immediate attention
was being performed, ten to thirty
at time.
This and similar feats of abstinence
from sleep by Mr.. Edison may well be
envied by those who wish to &C.
complish much and regret the loss Of
time given to rest. Not all of us can
be Edisons, of course, even by much
endeavor. But can we, should we, do
with less sleep?
Mr. Edison himself regards sleep
as a waste of time and an inherited
habit that originated in primitive
mans lack of artificial light. But it is
a habit that has back of it thousands
Of years of practice, so that it has be-
come essential to the human race. To
generalize on the experience of Mr..
or of any other one individ-
lal, would be dangerous and unscien-
life. Many noted men have slept lit
lie, but who shall say whether they
night not have done better work if
hey had slept more ?-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09
liminary work of organization and as

liminary work of organization and as
soon as this work is completed the
company will be formed. The com
desired that more farmers should take
stock. The committee selected by the
commercial club to proceed with the
organization are: Messrs. F. L. Van.
Slyke, c. F. G. Kehr, G. H. Foye, E.
D. McLaren and F. Bohlander.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09
MANILA MAKES
FORWARD STRIDE
Destined to Become Progressive Lit.
tie City in Which Her Citizens
Take Much Pride.
A NEW ERA OF PROGRESS
New Business Houses and Firms Are
Being Established at Surprising
Rate-cheese Factory Latest
Special to The Review

Special to The Review
Manila, Iowa, Oct. S-Manilla il
destined to become one of the most
progressive little cities in western
Iowa. It's new era of progress is here
new buildings are being erected and
new business houses and firms are
being established at surprising rate.
independent Grain Firm.
Recently a new business firm was
formed in which the farmers in this
section will be particularly interested
from the start. This is a new indie
pendent grain firm. E. A. Packard
entered into a partnership with
Messrs. r. Rasmussen and F. A..
Brown, of the Manila Mill company,
in the grain buying department. These
gentlemen are all home men and have
wide acquaintance in the farming
district Immediately in the vicinity of
Manila. Mr.. Packard is master in
judging grain. Messrs. Rasmussen and
Brown, in their work of purchasing
and cereals at the Manila roller
mills, are also experts in the business
and can give all farmers who have
grain to sell or bring in samples to be
tested as to the value and price they
should receive for the same, the bene-
fit of their knowledge as experts in
judging grain. The company has in
stalled the best set of scales that
could be secured and has opened up
it's office and started last week buy
ing corn and other grain. The new
company's Office and scales are locat-
ed fronting the Manila Construction
company's plant at the foot of lower
Main street.
New Home Bakery.
Another new industry that has been
started here recently is the New
Home bakery. Messrs G. F. Swartz,
OF Avoca, and Edward Olson, of Deni-
son, are the proprietors of the new
concern. They have installed new
oven and have opened up first class
bakery in the DR.. J. H. Gardner build
ing. They will manufacture and have
for sale fresh each day bread, rolls,
tarts and other bakery goods. The
building has been remodeled and neat
" fitted up and this new bakery
should be boon to our busy house
wives.
New Cheese Factory.
The proposed new cheese factory is
now quite certain. A meeting of the
Commercial club and shareholders was
held at the club rooms recently.
Messrs. F. L. VanSlyke, r G. Saund-
ers and M. G. Sutton, the soliciting
committee, reported that nearly ST.
900 had been secured for this new in
dustry. The report made it certain
that this factory was assured. A
committee was appointed to employ
an attorney to draw up articles OIL
Incorporation and complete the pre-
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

The Mississippi woman who says
she paid visit to heaven does not
give her reason for returning to earth
But possibly she had sense enough to
tackle st. Peter for a rain check
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

This is the time of year when vari
GUS base ball managers burst into
print with gladstone prophecies for
next years team.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09
Changed His Mind.

"You are charged with larceny. Are
you guilty or not guilty?"
mot guilty, judge. l thought l
was, but I've been talkin' to my law
yer, an he's convinced me that |
News.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

A man in Atlantic City was arrested
because he suffered so he was unable
to answer the officers questions. The
police seem to be getting nervous
these strenuous times.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

An impertinent paragrapher asks:
"How much would you be worth if you
lost all your money!" But how can we
lose what we haven't got.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

Baby in Pennsylvania is said to
have eight fingers on each hand.
When that teller grows up we'd hate
to play against him in poker game.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

st. Paul policemen have been or.
dered to use their clubs on street
Washers. 1t is hoped the St. Paul
policemen are provided with good,
heavy clubs.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

A young man in Atlantic City cured
himself of aphasia by accidentally hit
ting himself on the head with an ak.
This treatment justities the old idea
of "hammering" sense into ones head
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

A prize beauty from California AYERS
that New York women never smile.
This is due to the high cost of COM
plexions.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

Contemporary opines that some
men can get reputation for wisdom
in an hours speech" And some men
can lose it in some fool remark.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

The Review print shop prints sale
bills that talk. If you are going to
have a sale, don't fail to call at the
Review office and get prices.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

Discriminating people-those who
want the best-subscribe for the Re-
view-$1.50 per year.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

The man is we'll bought who costs
you but compliment.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1912-10-09

A man who cannot enjoy a vaca~
ton these days has no appreciation
of the good things of life.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-11

The two young men sat in silence
for a time. Wallace was trying to find
some way out for Broadway, and the
latter was immersed in mournful refiec-
tons. Yet such is the strange mixture
of pride and regret in the career and
temperament of the average spendthrift
that Broadway could not have been said
to be entirely unhappy He broke the 81
lence with a laugh.
when l go into restaurant, the
walters come to blows to see who'll get
me If l go in to get shaved. you'c
think some one had yelled Fire" the
way the BARRIERS dash for the chairs Oh,
I've beer the bright-eyed baby boy
around this town. all right. It's cost me
quarter of a million, but I've had a Won
derful time"
How long have you been broker" asked
Wallace.
About six months My credit carried
me on. You know when l first went
broke made up my mind that 1 wouldn't
run into debt. no matter what happened.
l put on an old suit Of clothes that morn
ing and started out looking for a job.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-11
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-11
Based on George M. Cohen's Play Now
Running In New York.
Copyright, 1912, by GEORGE M. cohan1
TO-DAY s INSTALLMENT.

Mrs Gerard exclaimed at this and
Broadway FASTENED to add:
~ mean she said yes Beatrice said
yes
Wallace looked from one To another
more mysuhed than ever when the tit
tering voice of the woman broke in:
Were going TO spend our honeymoon
in Spain"
Yes, dear. sunny Spain" rhapsodized
Broadway I'm going out this afternoon
to buy a sombrero and pair of casta-
netS'-he took a few dance steps and
hummed an air from Carmen"
"Well, aren't YOU going to congratulate
me?"
Nov, see here. jackson. if you're fool
ing me, l want to know" returned Wal
lace roughly
Mrs. Gerard shook from head TO foot in
senile anger.
There he goes again, Jackson" she
snapped. I'm not going to stay here and
be insulted in such a manner"
Broadway interposed. He assured Mrs.
Gerard that in a few moments alone with
Wallace he could convince him that there
was no joke. They didn't want Wallace
to repeat TO all their friends in town that
the engagement was a farce. IL she would
go out In her car for half hour and
return everything would be smoothed
away.
She consented.
"BYe-bye. dearie. she hsped
"Au revoir, sweetheart returned
Broadway. affectionately.
Don't listen to that bad, naughty man,
dearle."
mo. him won't little Beatrice Him
make bad man listen to him"
She kissed him fondly.
With "Oh. you dear boy" and with
one glance of scorn and fury for Wallace.
sbp WAS ayppa
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-11

ago and started to Burn Broadway up
was worth S250,000 Ny father died and
left me that when l was ten years old
| didn't come into it until l was twenty
one-about $4,000 in cash, some real es-
tate and half interest in a chewing gum
factory The first thing | did was to get
rid OF the real estate and sell out my in
terest in the gum factory. l wanted
cash Hadn't any use for anything else
My fathers partner, his brother (my
uncle, old Andrew Jones), bought me out
and cheated me, too. A measly hundred
thousand. that's all I got Since then l
understand he's made dozen fortunes
with the darned old gum. | hear the
Gum Trust offered him a million dollars
for the plant last year. You've often
heard me speak of the gum"
Yes, Jones pepsin."
That's right, Jones pepsin-made in
Jonesville Town named after my grand
father. He was In the gum business be-
fore his two sons. It's the oldest gum on
the market, Ever chew it?"
No"
We'll, don't It's awful"
Wallace hitched his chair closer to
Jackson, greatly interested
60 on" he said.
THE WHITE LIGHT LURE.
Il couldn't wait to get hold of the money
and get out Of Jonesville. | wanted New
Nork-nothing but New York I read
New York. talked New York. dreamed
New York. Why, from the time | was
sixteen years old to the day | left that
town everybody in Jonesville called me
Broadway. just because l wore patent
leather shoes and put on a clean collar
every day"
" Broadway Jones'" repeated Bob,
musngly.
Yep, Broadway Jones, returned the
wearer of that appellation. with the hu-
NOR that lies very near to tears. ooh,
I've lived up 10 the name all right, all
right. l know every newsboy. policeman,
actor. chorus girl, bartender and wine
agent in the street. I've been TO bed
Just one night in four years before 4
o'clock in the morning and that was
because l had toothache and my face
was swollen, on, it wasn't the pain that
kept me in; il was the looks of the thing
Oh, what I haven't done to Broadway
Wen. you've been with me, and you
know"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-11
LIQUID MEASURE.

1t was the time of the singing lesson
At the local council school, and the
Teacher was explaining to the young
hopefuls that if a treble an alto" a
tenor" and "A bass" sang together,
;aeir united Efforts would constitute a
quartet
There seemed no trouble about that,
aud Che teacher thought the class was
getting on very nicely.
"Now. Jimmy. leave off pinching your
biother's leg and listen to me" said she.
III a bass and a tenor sang together.
what would you call tnat?"
Jimmy was the son of the local milk
man, and a bright lad witha}. His an
swee was not long in coming.
please, miss" said he, that would
be 'pintet'"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-11
Daysey Mayme
and Her Folks
By FRANCES L. GARSIDE.

nAfSE1 MAYME APPLETON
- looks so artificial from the
crown of her golden head to the
tips of her high-heeled shoes she gives
the impression that if some one punch
ed her in the belt she would soueal,
Mama just like a French doll
She wears a collar so high in the
back and so low in the front it looks as
II her halo had slipped down. and She
waves her hands when she talks inst
like switchman.
At first glance one might think Ds,-
sey Mayme superficial. But she is nor
she is temperamental!
As child she didn't keep M with
the class in the public school. and be,.
mother sent her to a private schooi
The teacher" explained her mother
didn't understand her. She is so tom,
peramental"
The word explains so many thine,
All mothers of backward children use II
Nhen an attempt was made to teach
her to cook, she served over done steal.
WIN lresh rose lying OH the plate
ana thought her father lacked the Are
-
steak instead of the flower.
she plays the low tones on the n,o,n
very low, and pounds for the loud ONES
and her friends encourage her bv sav|
ing she plays with expression.
1t takes an effort to be temnars-
mental" she explained to one who was
not. All my life long l have taken
time to read descriptions of sunsets 8"
On one occasion Daysey Mayme was
left to take care of young baby and
When its mother returned she found tbc
oapy almost drowned and floating off
In Daysey Maymes tears.
i got to thinking" she said. betweer
sobs, of the many weary steps thai
await those poor little feet before their
journey through life is ended" but her
sobs choked her, and she could saw M
more Az
She will gaze at flower and sigh
ana look out into the dark with a yearn-
ing look in her eyes. All her life She
mas INDUCED in this poetic sorrow when
other girls of less sensitive organiza.
lions have studied and scrubbed,
Il feel" she said, just like a mourn
ing dove sounds"
And that is what 1t means to be tenn
peramental.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-11
BROADWAY JONES . 3 3 By Bertrand Bk

The natural thought will be that I'm
marrying her for her money"
His friend laughed shortly.
They know better than that. Every
body's aware of the fact that you've
got all the money you need"
1t was Broadway's turn to laugh.
DO you think so?" he asked
Rankin entered with a telegram which
Jones absently put In his pocket as he
informed the retiring butler that he didn't
wish to be disturbed for a few moments.
Then. when they were again alone, he
paced back and forth for a moment.
Turning sharply he said:
Bob, I'm going to let you in on a
little secret-my secret No one else in
the world knows. [ wouldn't tell you If it
weren't for the fact that we've been so
close and such good pals for the last
few years, but remember it's Masonic"
Certainly"
I'm broke" said Broadway. all pre-
! tense at happiness gone from his face
You're what?"
"Broke-dead broke"
Say. is this another of your jokes ?
You're rich in them today"
It's no Joke to be broke Bob; but it s
even worse than that with me, Bob; I'm
| in debt"
| What"
II owe about dfty thousand dollars"
We'll what have you done with all
of your money
Put 1t back in circulation, where it
came from"
WHERE 1T WENT.
wall street," suggested Wallace
mo, Broadway"
investments gone wrong"
Il never invested any. All ever did
was TO spend it,"
Wallaces jaw dropped. Truly this was
Il day of surprises to him.
But you couldn't spend the money you
had" he said, as though his business
like mind filtered the idea of the impos-
sibility OF expanding legitimately more
than a fixed sum.
Broadway smiled. His tone was al
most sprightly as he answered..
Il didn't have any trouble in getting
rid Of it, Everybody seemed very glad
to get it. and also ! owe tailor bills. flower
bills. restaurant bills, jewelry bills, boot
bills. I've got flock Of bills in my desk
that would make Rockefeller complain
about the high cost of living, and | can't
pay them because I'm broke"
"Why. YOU always gave me TO under
stand that YOU We're a millionaire" ex-
claimed Bob,
jackson grinned sheepishly.
We'll. / lied little, said he. AT that
dare say | could have been worth q
million by now il ia had any business
ability with bank roll | had 10 40 with
When came here to New York five years