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~ No.
Js ~ e1itor a fts Evsst.s World: .
Are black or white colorsf D. X.
Sbe0as 0Oeee.
~ ~ uA1A1r & n Evsains worA.
Who wus the author Of the lines:
MY o0iy books we're women's looks
sad folly 10 all they taught meY'
oUDR1srA.
The Jsnpisg Elevator Dsy.
r. ~ eAiDf a Tss EvsriaG World,
u answer 10 . query Gheuhsr an els-
water boy would save himself b. jump.
NJ IN the cir In Ease the elevator should
troo, ) wish 10 state that Il would be
bsttse not 70 jump. bscsuss when he
tdinptd the TOP ~ the elevator might h.t
hkn ~ the head ana would Ssobabiy
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Jars Cronies Heark
Unto the "'Call of the Fish,

the call Of The hsh chase and rallied
around Gus In his worst best suit OF
clothes.
rhen. while the children cheered and
the wives OF the fishermen looked down
askancs from the front windows, the
expedition moved on In good order To
the tesminx waters on City Island.
They'll have 10 stay all night at a
hota at City Island to catch the early
tide tomorrow morning 1t daybreak.
And SIS going to snow" said Rafferty,.
the builder.
II not only showed, but II hailed and
stormed all that night and tho next
day. And the opinion Of the neighbor.
hood was equally divided a. to whether
the fishing party would frsexs to death
In the rowboat In the Sound or be
driven out to sea and drowned by the
gale. Everybody knew they would nsh.
having started 10 do %. even though
the Sound frose over.
At nightfall the mex day the sxpedi-
tion came iimpanS In with frozen nm.
gers. toes and ncses. The fee had to b
chopped out OF Nj. ~Siavlnsky's wills.
ksrs by the def hands Of Elmer. WELD.
ing the ice-pick. A. the result OF ten
hours In an open boat In . bliszard. Gus
proudly exhibited tho catch Of the ex-
psdition-two baby founders hasf the
size Of his hand.
Great Scott! man! cried Mr.. Jarr,
"yoi didn't get i've cents worth OIL
hsh!'
What difference makss it?' replied
Gus. controlling his chattertng teeth
I've didn't 90 fishing 70 make money
We went for b~ieasure!"
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Interviews With Cupid

Ely Ear6ara Blair.
Aashor of ''7he Journal of = Neglected BsMd

! remember seeing q girl and .
man sitting> Non . bench apart from
everybody else. They Sat there all AZ
ternoon. and the res Of us walked In
front OF them and back Of them. and all
around th1m. but they never saw Us.
The ssa had a ose in her hands. and
sometimes she would hold It Idly In her
Zap n sometimes Il would way over
the mans left shoulder from her hstless
hngers. and sometimes she would raise
Il softly to her lips. But whatever she
did with II. the mans eyeA> followed Il
In q rapt and breathlesA absorption"
And even II Cupid does db q BIT. hss
hSs are always pleasant ones" contin-
ued MIR. Gordon. II 9 tells you
anything malicious or unkind about the
giri you love. He may exaGGerate her
virtues. but surely that II better than
giving her faults she doesn't possess"
"Yes. since we r puppets In his
hands. and MUST love where he de-
cress. It 10 really kind and c~onSlderats q
him to make the beloved beautiful In our
eyes at least. Nc matter how plain the
woman or how ugly the man. he. II he
will. ran make tho sdored beautiful.
You perhaps love Ethetnda-whAt wss
that?" I paused. startled. Didn't you
hear something?"
Somewhere In the air above US and
through the open window VI heard Z
faint. q very faint. buzz Of machinery
and a slight whir 40 Of rapidly revolv.
Ing planes.
by Jove' II sounds Nike an Aero.
plane. po YOU suppose he has Gomez"
/ turned down the lights and ".
rushed to the window.
! CTo Ds .Coatinued.l
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".iop across the street and Joined them.
The founders IL running up BY City
Island. Gus" he said.
"llow you know? Amt It too eafy?''
asked Gus eagerly.
"Muller's brother-in.law what lives by
Clason Point has already got 9 boat.
fu'," said Bepler.
You don't -tole met" cried Gus.
Elmer" he bawied, sticking his head
inside the door. you como out here
and shine up this sign! Me. I am solnl
fshing!'
He said this at the top OF his voice
And. as though In answer. q front win.
dow overhead was slammed down with
such a crash that Mr.. Slsvinsky. th>
'giaxier. who had Joined the group
looked up with interest.
your wife won't let you 60 fishing
suggested Mr.. Jarr.
How she going TO- stop me?'' asket
Gus. When spring II comes then I *
fishing. For everything I stand. but FOL
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DEMONSTRATED
- REAT Is LOGIC!

REAT Is LOGIC!
The February Grand Jury presented a presentmcnt de-
caring that Foulke +. Brandt was not guilty of burglary.
II Foulke Z. Brandt was not guilty Of burglary, then his thirty.
year prison sentence for that OKcnsc was plainly a. wrong as wrong
could he.
A Grand jury yesterday made a final report that it had fourd
no evidence Of = conspiracy to send Foulke Il. Brandt to prison for
thirty years.
Therefore nobody is responsible for sending Foulke r. Brandt
to prison for thirty years.
Therefore sending Foulke +. Brandt to prison for thirty years
must have been an unfortunate accident.
O.. Ed s..
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nothing would I let ever my Lena per-
went me going fshing!"
He stalked up stairs. and such was the
grim determination indicated In his
mien that even Lena dared not cross
his purpose; and she. according to local
tradition. had been a lady lion tanner
|lwith Hagenbcck in the days Of her bud
ding ~wornanhood, when she had stood. ~
the poet says, with reluctant feet where
Non tanning must be given up for man
tanning.
There was . German.Amerlcan hus.
lbands' rebellion when the word went
around the n~e!Ehborhood that the ioun-
ders were running or City Island. and
that Gus had issued a call for tho Dill
Pickle Fishing Club Of Harlem to get
together.
Mr.. Muller. the grocer. broke on taxi
Ing an order for Mrs. Rangle. and col
out a gallon demijohn and other fshinG
tackle. 81.
schmitt. the delicatessea man heard
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m | gu Imagine
that frlghtful
crimes OF pinags
e ~perpetrated
on the electorate
In the primaries
of hyt Tuesday
Are We beco'n.
ing a nation OF
s~queiers?'' asked
the laundry man.
There has grown
up OF late years .
disposition AMONG
politicians to de-
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)ects OF Sweden. The total smlrration
FOR the Kingdom Is estimated at l3.seO
persons" OF swedish nationality In isii
as compared with .o.ooo in 1910. womsk
IN 81 per cent. Of the total NUM-
Der In 1911 in contrast to s7.3 per can't
IN 1910 Practically all Of these enI]
srsnss 20 to the rn!tsd States e
Canada.
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Where They Come From.

~ wEDISH emigration. the bulk VI
which is through the port OF
0ottenborg. WAS considerably
less In 1911 than In the preceding year.
Over two-thirds Of the eynigrants came
from the 0ottenborx district. the total
departures from this port being i5.t7S
In isii. - against s,.Us In 1910. OF these
Aste u nh and N.Su IN 100 were sub.
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Weeks Wash

BY Ma.tM Green.

sizing Co. CThe New York World.
enamored OF their own Ideas that they
conceive how anybody can hon
esly disagree with them. Everybody
else IL wrong. Unable to imagine why
they cannot lead before the people have
them sized up. they seek to salve their
vanity by pretending that they were
struck from behind. The squealer of<en
gets q let RI sympathy while his saueal
Is young: but q squeal lands few en-
cores"
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80 ROWLAND all the time Thats whats narrowing my e~-- -
MI 20 TALK about It ali the time Ana : soonsr y ux . . 80 -.
nrst baby than to a mar about his INST motor car. o '"D"
no.nsNef how thick GU lay It on!' -
Il rs,oss here AnE people who would envy them. mossat ns -
eow =, nt n. Ss'aS , = sI ~ 4. e v,Sa .ay y want:
-. .1nciudin4 dyspspAa and smbmpdut . plot N
. -.TNsvs .itr- rejNnsd III. Rsb "somshew.. rye always discovered that ~
women WHY have motor cr and diamonds and social position. ~ :
a. 49, nm then ths 7 Smp,y cs,ssnt snsurs-e cortyAnca waist q . Ct ~
husband Or . ra ess o. servant pr0saem~ or . divorce. or sa"sasns -
yes" agreed ts. Mr. Man tseoshnhiy. q ne ssny sasv . essae
and you TAX. your choma And the seast q happiness eUpsars 70 ne - =
having thanss but in bans able o % without 'sn.nos In .oaoassos.
elimination. ns . matter Of Choosing your s~n des mo ""s running -
THING, IN TN. =" /. : Pun fun q e.suafa. ~ou4msuL .nu,sns sMns- 1~. ana =.
and anss'on. and hsn~. and Children. and society. and ores. and lower ~sas~
"xnd work. and money. ana fsns-sna Broadway" added the Mere MA
"Yss"' exclaimed the 1ab. ciAspns her hands and casing into the me ~
makes y u dtuv-,ust TO look At them DAISIES you'll You feel like . 0sn
boy standing before . shop-couns.r full Of shssstns sys'- .
that you can't hold chem. Most of them slip through you fingers; and In 1sI
end YOU nd yo..s't With the wrong combination"
wealth and tn. ~rons wpm.n: socss.' and INDIGESTION: art ana isnsa-
Of ALLOWING after other peoples gods instead Of recognising your W SOD and
sticking to rhem; instead of finding the few things 70 CAN'T DO without saa
pdness m o when Oh nnd them. and to visit dire revenge on o. Lyon e
VIVA. ", YOUR gods Mr. Cutunsr" asked the Rib softly.
We'll" said the Mere Man slowly. rive only rot two or thr's-and
"oNr" and M RIB tossed her chin contemptuousy. II thought you
talking SERIOUSLY"
thing. which constitute happmes-m the WORK love- the PLACE l love and
the WOMAN I love, 1 - dispense with everything ehe in thu world"
For . moment there va. silence IN 's 100" s1'ept Tor In 'rA'khns OF
the ne. and hen h Mere Mar added:
a mat It ia me only N It d foolish fr US % try to sci N gods on Dthsr
peoples affairs and say. There! that will make you happy? There = . one
ssu.r' cSndren' ponc,s and prsiden,si chair. for Mr.. Roosevelt. chndssn.
charity and home Tor Mary Anderson: Each Of Is seems % az about shss
"oh. I don't know" mumured the Rib. "A woman a get HER GODS
down to just one-is he happens % b Tx right man."
And all things che shall be added unto her." whispered The Aer I'm
reverenty.
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Il HARMLESS chimney fire at the University Club the other
afternoon made q volcano ON the roof and drew such a
Jolly lot of fire engines and onlookers to the pavement under
the club windows that the middle-aged window members had the
time Of their lives and talk Of having the whole performance re-.
peated.
"Sumt pueri pueri puei puertHo taccrt"
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Doubie-Aetion Laws.

S<"HAr was a pretty smooth tstokI
Charlie Hyde worked 10 stag
of his trial before Just@
Davis." said tho head pollsher. i
NEARLY all our judges and many OF
leading lawyers" said the laundry
man. profess amazcment at the grow.
Ing distrust of the administration OF
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A Ceppered Halo.

GGI SEE" said the cigar store man,
that the Grand Jury onacAliy
d~enounces Brandt. the schi0
~manservant as a THIEF"
TOO bad" said the laundry man.
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Copyright. 1912. by The Pres Pub
the loud cries proceeding
from tho vanau.shed." re-
marked the head polisher. "one
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TIFF "RIB"{ f ssss. 2: x .Sss:
By Helen Rowland,

osvuss. ,sia y ~ ~ rAnA.s o. a. NJ r. 49,
..-ut Richmans have oought . motor ca" go
tn. 'Rs with . ..sss: us -, :,:a 1890 :. :Ss ~ !. ~
wall" ,auoth the Mere Man ~cheerfurly. Z 6sW 49,
perfectly good subway ticket I can't sey as"VSS-s..
"ENvY themv' repeated the Rib. ~soorufuty. "WS0oOS
Richman's FIGURE! You don't understand. "a. -
Mrs.. Rchman Win expect me % ride In the em0S
.u IN. ,ime. That% Vnats narrowing my sud" 49,
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"sant pueri pSeri, pueri psertIio t~ractamt."
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NO. VIRTUES.

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ANENT THE BATHING SUIT.

For the maid who would look as
well upon the sands as at any other
time, there are the most fetching lit
tie suits this year. 1t is true that
there are seldom very radical changes
in the bathing suit modes, but there
are certain little touches, little points
which distinguish the suit and mark
its season and its correctness.
One of the new ideas this year, for
stance, is to use the fashionable rat
inc for trimming. This is one of the
places. where it is quite practical, for
this material looks. for all the world
like dissected Turkish towel-ald
towels DO not mind water. One of the
new suits had a quantity shaped yoke
of white ratine, while the suit itself
was of dark blue mohair, lustrous
and heavy Bands of the white ratiife
finished the short, plain sleeves.
If one is slender enough, she nay
adept the shirred trimming which was
used with such good effect on dark
taffeta silk model. This had a shirred
band outline the slightly high waist
line, and there was a shirred orna-
ment at the side, where the skirt
fastened.
Black satin bathing suits are very
good looking, and one may now pur-
chase satin that the shops assure us
will not be hurt by fresh or salt water.
The satin suits are sometimes made
up quite deliberately, with fancy but
tons. and contrasting satin or braid
bands and ornaments.
AnC to go with the suits are all
sorts of piquant little cape and hats
and pretty shoes and stockings. :.
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THE FLOWER HAT.

F.ower hats are very popular at
present, an0 the flower of the present
season might certainly be said to be
the iollyhock. For a large white pic
ture hat worn by young girls there
is nothing to excel this blossom, the
branches OF pale pink hollyhocks, such
IS one sees standing sentinel be.side
the porch Of some quaint English cot
tage being perhaps the prittiest. For
country wear the Panama has made a
welcome appearance, and as good
Psnama is by no means particular y
chean this IS always a satisfactory in
vestment from the point OF view of
those who like certain amount of ex-
clusivencss. in the matter of their head
gear, and who flee all which suggest
the possibility of cheap effects.
Leghorn straw is, besides. prom ned
a grea. vogue this. year. end the pref
test of little hats to wear with the
lingerie .frocks are designed in the
natural Leghorn, with sloping crowns
and very narrow brims. the only trim
ming. consisting of a light fri | of very
fine ivory lace placed a little below
the TOP of the crown and falling over
the narrow brim. The upper part of
this lace frill Is hidoen under g thick
little roll of Natter blue velvet twist
ed into bow at the side. in the knot
of which is imprisoned tinv. closelv-
packed bunch of satin rosebuds In
rale pink. shading to rather deem
rose. In lien of this the top of the
laae is sometimes hidden under q
chain of flower hea6s. which are exact
ly the same all round. the hat being
innocent of any supplementary bow or
bunch of blossoms.
TIE under-brim is usually finished
either with doublure of lace sewn
perfectly fat or with stretched lin.
ing .os pale pink aeronlane which gives
a soft ane' very becoming glow to the
face.
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WONENS COLLEGES AND VACATIONS

compile statistics for research work,
for secretaries for clubs, financial sec
Ietaries, private secretaries. literary
secetaries who can translate.
A college graduate who is stenog-
rapher has a better chance and more
money than one with a less broad ed
ucation. Hotel keepers want the coli
lege graduate as superintendent and
mistresses Of great country houses
want her as general administrator,
says a writer in the Bellman.
Another opening is that of buyer or
consulting buyer for inexperienced
women with moderate incomes. Grad
yates of college, who have studied do
nestle science go from one patron to
another and teach them about foods,
what to get that is palatable as well
as cheap. how to choose, how to de-
tect false weights and measures.
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COMFORTS FOR
SEA TRAVELLER
EASY TO FIND
Some Hints on How to Make
Oneself Comfortable While
Globetrotting

During these days when friends are
packing up for voyage across an
ocean. possibly two of them, one is
glad 10 contribute something that will
add TO the comfort of the traveller
Rigs have been croehetted till most
every globe trotter has an assortment
o. them. Steamer letters are pleasant.
but they are no longer surprise. AMI
4 one has half dozen letter writing
1Isends and nal de meF should hap
pen TO hold sway for few days the
accumulation is pretty apt to be dis
sreetly slipped over, the side into the
i,ig wet waste basket An eastern
paper gives number OF suggestions
that sound feasible and some OF them
new
A little pillow to tuck behind the
back In the deck chair or TO rest a
cheek against in the berth. one which
at the same time makes the carrying
Of look or magazine an easy task. Is
a useful addition to the travellers OUT
fit. The pillows may lie made of color
cd linen or rajah silk or Of holland.
An attractive pillow is twelve by SIX
teen inches. stuffed, with down and
has a rocket at the side. in which to
put reading matter. The pocket. II
hemstitched and II II is desired to
make 1t more elaborate, may rear
a monogram embroidered in one corn
er. A handle by which to carry IL is
securely attached at the top. II you
wish TO put still more work into this
gift the outer linen cover may con-
ceal q dainty white embroidered pill
lew The opening in the linen case
then buttons under the pocket, and
the Inflow may be taken out for use
at night and replaced within the linen
cover for daytime travelling.
I II. the traveller has no hat box. and
must trust to the trunk tray for the
transportation Of the very best hat. II
Is often its sad fate to arrive with
crcwn crushed and dented. To obviate
this, make a cone of firm cardboard,
cover with silk and fill with scented
cotton wadding. It slips inside the
hat crown and holds it firmly. despite
what the baggage smashers may do
A set Of these would make an original
and acceptable gift.
Oftes one wishes to make good-by
gift for husband or brother--occasion-
ally for some one else's brother, says
an exchange. A handkerchief case,
which Is so essentially practical and
convenient that it must surely appeal
70 any man. Is made Of two pieces Of
cardboard six inches square They are
covered with colored figured silk and
lined with white china silk bit OF
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only shows that our whole country is
becoming materialistic and vulgarized.
In fact, that is what is the matter with
society. 1t no longer mems the same
thing. remember, and | am not q
very old woman, when to be invited
at certain great houses in New York
which means anything In great so.
oial way.
THAT has all passed. All we have
are recollections. Even the traditions.
j say, have gone, and we find the de-
.butantes of these years turning up
their no. ea and pooh-poohing the waltz
and calling 1t a grandmother dance
that none of us girls know
Think OF it, the waltz, the crly
really beautiful. graceful. classic dance
that has been eanced by the great
ladies of all ages being contemptuous-
ly spoken Of by these vulgar little
misses. whose ,sopEiS tication End
worldly knowledge is a commentary on
the laxiiy of social and democratic
life.
This same laxity and vulgarity has
been brought about through the popu.
larizing Of the divorce. remember a
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silk elastic passed around the two
pieces holds them together, and the
handkerchjefs slipped in between the
boards Journey to the end fresh and
increased. The top of the case is
ornamented with ribbon bow
A case for shirts is made of pale
brown linen, lined with white silk and
bound with ribbon. II is just the right
size to hold folded shirt and has
four flaps which fold over, allowing
any number of shirts TO be laid with
In. The bottom of the case is stifen-
ed with cardboard and padded light
ly with wadding. The outer flap may
be ornamented with an initial or
monogram. This shirt holder gees
easily into suit case and protects
the shirts perfectly
Rubber oyershoes are unpleasant
things at best, and never more so th,ln
when We are compelled to pack them
In our trunks A case in which to
slip them will surely be a welcome
addition to any travellers outfit. One
may be made of pale blue linen
bound with white satin ribbons ana
lined with thin rubber. The case is
10 inches long, each end being form,
ed In linen covered round three
inches in diameter. The opening is
securely held by a button and button
hole.
Al set of lads to packing makes
a useful gift. A set consists of:
/. Several cloths to lay over dress.
es and trays They are made OF
brown linen and bound with turkey
red calico.
2 Simple brown linen bags-one
each for laundry, hose, oyershees, net
pieces, sofled handNerchiefs, wash
cloths, wofkbaess scraps like gar
ments, for mending rentsl etc. The
name is outlined on each bag in red
cotton.
8. A long, narrow padded cloth tied
with tapes, for wrapping around bot
ties or other breakables.
4. A padded bag, with draw-strings
to slip hand mirror in.
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GOOD TALK

Do you talk about people, things or
ideas? For these are, roughly divided,
the three grades OF conversation. lis
ten TO your own conversation for Just
one day Listen as if you we're listen
ing TO a stranger. and at the end of
II ask yourself frankly il you are a
bore, or an interesting person.
Half OF good talk, of course, yes,
more than half, is good listening. And
TO listen well you must be interested
IN what the other person is SAYING.
III you can't be interested in the snb-
1ect OF his discourse, you can at least
interest yourself in hiH-even if you
must ask yourself what chain of cir.
cumstanees ever led him to want to
talk about subjects so trifiing, so dull.
The good talker, the one who has
something interesting to say and gays
1T in an interesting way, forms his or
her conversation on certain perfectly
defiite principles or rules. This nav
be done consciously or unconscionsly,
but the effect is the same. 1t is Just
as well to measure our own CONVEX
sation by these rules and see If We
live up to them
The first two | have cited above.
They consist in always letting the
other person have his say and in be-
ing interested in it.
Perhaps the next rule should be
never TO talk aEoit anything where
you must make pretence of knowl-
edge. There is always sure to be
someone who hears you to realize
that your criticism of Italian art or
Gothic architecture or the English
essayists is sham. So if you don't
know anything about a subject, say
so frankly and ask for information.
You will get it, often from those
when you supposed knew nothing of
such things.
remember hearing a charming
girl, who was asked If she had seen
Burne-. ones Vampire (then being
exhibited in this country, replied
blandly, mo, | haven't. Mother isn't
letting me go to the theater much
this season. = So you see, by trying
to appear wise. she only displayed her
ignorance. sYs -.
@ And then there's another good rule:
Don't talk about yourself. Very few
people are vitality interested in you or
your affairs. So keep yourself in the
background unless you have some
thing of special interest to TELL or are
talking to your intimates
When was at boarding school, the
lady principal once told us in a little
informal talk OF good manners. that
disease, dress and domestic were new
or mentioned in good society. And
since then when I've heard woman
after woman, tell about hospitals and
operations and nurses and the like
with such keen relish have longed
to pass on to them the advice of my
boarding school days.
Domestic too, might. well be left
out of conversation, though / must
admit that an amusing anecdote con
corning your cook sometimes goes"
very we'll And don't believe mat
women could ever taboo the subject
of dress entirely, when the talk is
just among ourselves you know.
But, after all, good talk is not SO
much the subject, as the views you
have to express and the way you ex-
press them. Wide reading es-
pecially reading aloud-will give you
a vocabulary and help you to talk.
Letting the other person have his say
and listening to him-really listening
will do the rest.