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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Cannonsburg

Born TO Mr.. and Mrs. Felix Scott
October Ia, son.
The High School has closed for two
weeks vacation through potato harvest
Miss Eithol Judson closed her school
at Steel Corners for two weeks vacation.
Mrs. William Wilde has returned
home from Grand Rapids where she
has been caring for her sick sister.
Ellis Hopkins has gone to Owasso to
attend school.
Mrs. Elite VanFlcet and her daught-
er Miss Sadie of Grand Rapids, are the
guest of the formers sister, Mrs. Frank
Ladner.
The three sons and their families
with other relatives in all sixteen in
number ate dinner with Mrs. Frank
Ladner Sunday, October 6. All spent
an enjoyable day.
&. S. Judson was in Grand Rapids
last Friday.
MI. ana Mrs. Claude Langford with
their two children of Bedding spent
Sunday with the formers mother Mrs.
Richard Jackman.
Elmer kindly accompanied by Miss
Edna lnwoOd and Miss Mabel BOokey
took an automobile ride To Bedding
where they spent the day, taking
dinner with Mrs. Laura Clemens and
her daughter Sarah.
"A new cement bridge is in progress
crossing Bear Creek in the village of
Cannonsburg under the supervisor OF
highway commissioners, George Nc
Cabe.
A supper will be given by the Fri Nj.
Club October Is, 80 cents admission.
There will be wrestling and boxing by
the Athletic Club.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
South Orleans

Every one around here is imorovinl
these fine days, drying beans and pick
ing apples.
Mrs. Rob Palmer and little Frank
White took dinner with Eta Hill
Monday.
Grandpa Noddins and his grand
daughter, Mabel Noddins, made triI
10 Grand Rapids Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Lambertson Of
Bedding visited his brother, John Lam
bertson, Sunday.
Elon Johnson finished his work al
Ferry VanGeisens Saturday.
Arthur Johnson and son Leon were
in Bedding Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray BiXby and child
rem spent Sunday with her sister Mrs.
Edward Woodbridge.
Born 10 Mr.. and Mrs. Jonn Meter
neck Saturday night son.
Mrs. Eta Hill and little son Harry
visited her parents Tuesday.
III. Jackson and daughter Stella Hale
and Mrs. n. Blasen were Sunday visit
OTIS at Fred Jacksons.
Mrs. VIM. Brooks is making friends
in Greenville, Bedding and lonia a visit.
Mrs. Elon Johnson and daughter Iva
spent Sunday ut Al Meads.
Miss Leonie Beadle entertained
friends from Bedding over Sunday.
Mrs George Hill was in Belding Sat-
urday.
Lloyd Bigley who has been sick ut his
fathers near Saranac is better and will
return To his home in Grand Rapids,
Tuesday.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

Well! Here we are again for a nice
litrle visit.
Mrs. Eunice Norton from Scottsville,
Mich, is visiting her son Jay and
friends in this vicinity.
VIM. Donovan is improving the looks
OF his house by giving it new coat OF
paint.
The Grattan school has closed for q
weeks vacation through potato digging.
Elmer Story is spending few days
in Grand Rapids.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Oakfield

Mr.. and Mrs. Noble Spencer and
family of Grattan were guests at Frank
Bowman's Sunday.
Bert Ravens of Oak field Center has
just papered the Baptist church and
did a fine piece OF work.
Seth Partridge rece thy sold eight
lambs for which he received $446. 20.
Mrs. Martha Caukins has gone u
Grand Rapids TO visit her son Eugene
for few weeks.
Potato digging is in order this week
Charles Becker, George Elsby, ID. o
and Frank Bowman have men digging
w. s. Lambertson and wife of Beld
ing were callers at Mrs. j. T.. Peter.
sons this week.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

Attorney
Political ADVERTISEMENT
To the Voters of Ionia County:
am a candidate for the Office of
prosecuting attorney on the Republican
ticket. ] have been resident of Ionia
County for the past thirty years and
have been practicing law for the past
eleven years all of the time.
/ believe that the first duty of a
prosecuting attorney is TO carefully in
vestigate every case brought before him
before warrant is issued. No greater
wrong can be done an individual than
To subject him TO the humiliation, ex-
pense and disgrace OF an arrest without
cause. Hasty, il-advised prosecutions
yearly cost the people thousands of
dollars in taxes.
| also believe that prosecuting at.
torney should fairly and impartially
enforce the laws Of the state without
fear or favor, and under no circum-
stances should he allow any self in
terest TO influence his action. And he
should be just as anxious TO protect the
innocent as TO prosecute the guilty.
He should give ever person "square
deal.n
If am elected TO the office of prose
cutting attorney shall carefully inves.
tigate every case and shall promptly
and fearlessly prosecute every violation
of the law. ] am fully in sympathy
with those laws enacted for the purpose
of enforcing law and order i'm the county
and shall labor untiringly to enforce
the same.
Respectfully Yours
Ray A. Colwell
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Saved By His Wife

She's wise woman who knows just
what W do when her husband S life is i'm
danger, but Mrs. Il. J. Flint, Braintree,
VI, Is OF that kind. "She insisted on
my using DIR. Kings New Discovery,
writes Mr.. r. "for u dreadful cough,
when 1 was so weak my friends all
thought had only short time 10 live,
and II completely cured me-" A quick
cure for coughs and colds, it's the most
sale and reliable medicine for many
throat and lung troubles-grip, bron-
chitis, Group, whoOping cough, quinsy,
tonsilitis, hemorrhages. A trial Will
convince you. 81 cts. and Sl.O0. Guar
anteed by Connell's Drug Store. adv
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Long Lake

Harley Rich is helping Mr.. johnson
dig potatoes this week.
+. Chadwick and wife spent Sunday
at Leonard McPhersons.
Frank Warner who has been sick
with typhoid fever over three weeks Is
very sick.
John Kern and family have returned
To Bay City To spend the winter.
Vacation i'm School District No. {
this week.
Elmer Peabody's colt while in the
pasture on John Cussers farm got hurt
Nery bad last week on the wire fence.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Goes Him One Better

Leander Berry and old resident o.
Orleans and Bedding writes card 10
the Editor of the Banner as follows:
Dear Sir, Seeing an article in your
paper taken from the Ionia Sentinel in
regard to Thomas Murray, l think ]
can go him one better. | am nearly 81
years old, !been in Michigan 66 years,
voted for Fremont and all the other
Presidents and hope TO live to vote for
Taft. Voted for Lincoln i'm "a at John
sonville, Tennessee, with white beans
for ballots. Took the Gazette and have
also taken the Sentinel since publish
ed and taken the Banner ever since il
was first published. was never drunk
or chewed or smoked pipe OF tobacco
or played game of cards.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

Wedding bells rang for Evelyn Nc
Comick and Will Malone Tuesday.
Hearty congratulations.
Jerry Cashmere nm old pioneer of Graf
tan died at his home Tuesday morning
at 2 o'clock, after a severe illness Of five
days.
Lost-A young setter dog, black and
white. Reward offered. Thomas
Morris, Smyrna. Mich.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Orleans Elevator Company

The Orleans Elevator Company at
Orleans was recently incorporated UNI
der the laws of Michigan and are now
we'll equipped for doing business. and
handling all kinds of produce which
the farmers may bring in. They have
taken over the business of the Post
Bros. there, and It's officers are Fred
Pitt, President; NJ. Anderson, Vice
President; Joel g. Palmer, Secretary
and Treasurer.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Fortune In Faces

There's often much truth in the say
ing "her face is her fortune" but its
never said where pimples, skin erup-
lions, blotches, or other blemishes dis
figure il. Impure blood is back of them
ali. and shows the need of DIR. Kings
New Life Pills They promote health
and beauty. Try them. % cents al
Connell's Drug Store, adv
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
Saves Leg OF Boy

at seemed that my l4-year old boy
would have TO lose his leg, on account
of an ugly ulcer, caused by bad bruise'
wrote ID. +. Howard, Aquone, n. Z.
"All remedies and doctors treatment
failed Till we tried Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, and cured him with one box.
"Cures burns, boils, skin eruptions,
piles. 25c at Connells Drug Store. adv
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

N Leaf
Only an Autumn leaf, drifting by;
1 caught 1t up with fearful eye,
Thinking how beautiful once il had
been,
AS 1t helped TO cloath with its EN-.
erald green.
The tree that nourished il, all unseen,
Through winter, and spring, and
summer time;
But, an autumn wind, and a frosty
blast
Came along, and took its life at last
It's work was done; il was time 10 go,
All earthly things must perish so
Julia 4. Westlake
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

II you have young children you have per
laps noticed that disorders Of the stomach
are their most common aiment To correct
this you will find Chamberlain Tablets ex
cellent They are easy and pleasant to take,
and mild and gentle in effect For sale by
all dealers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

Mr.. w. s. Gunsalus, farmer living near
Fleming, Pa, says he has used Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in his
family for fourteen years, and that he has
found it to be an excellent remedy, and takes
pleasure in recommending it. For sale by
all dealers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

al was cured of diarrhoea by one dose Of
Chamberlain's Collie Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy" writes M. +. Gebhardt Oriole,
Pa. There is nothing better. For sale by
Ill dealers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17

Sick headache is caused by disordered
,tomach. Take Chamberlain's Tablets and
correct that and the headaches will disap
pear. For sale by all dealers.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1912-10-17
BLACK SILK
STOVE POLISH

on your parlor stove. kitchen stove or gas stove.
Get can from your hardware or stove dealer.
Ii YOU do not find Il better than any other stove
polish you have used before your dealer Is
authorized to refund your money. But we feel
sure you will agree with the Thousands OF other
up-to-date women who now using Black
SILK Stove Polish and who say IL Is the besf
yfO2e polish evey made"
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
LIVING TO n.

George Martin has purchased
"a Shetland pony but what is puz-
zling George he can't turn 1t out
only in gardens where there are
picket fences on account OF IL
craving through the cracks
Little Miss Cleo Pennington. who
is attending school at Mt, Vernon,
was with home folks Sunday
Lee Reynolds, of Shining, near
the foot of the Klondyke noun
tain, has been repairing his house
the past week. = Nape Hellard
the noted possum hunter Is on
the sick list this week. = Miss
Bessie Harbeeon, of Parksville
is visiting NJ SIS Ella Mae Blanford
Sheriff T. !. Niceley, of Mt. Yer
non. was here Wednesday. Mis-:
Alice Ward is visiting Mrs. Willis
Mckenzie at Mt. Vernon.-D. L.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
HOPEWELL

A series Of meeting at this place
has just closed. 1t Was conducted
by Rev. James Barnes and Rev.
j. c. Clouse All are rejoicing
ever the good results of the meet
ing. there were Ave additions and
the church seems to. be greatly
revived.-Uncle Alex Liegen-
tholer remains very siek.-MIs.
George Halcomh who has been
sick for some time is not expected
10 recover,
w. S Robbins recently pur
chased saw mill from K. J. Nc
Kinney and has it almost ready
for operation near his home
The school at this place is pro-
crossing nicely. Miss Isabelle
Ping was in, town Saturday,
Miss Bertha Carm icsl visited Miss
Lille Pitman Saturday and Sun
day. Mitchell Cress, of Bromo,
attended church at this place
Sunday.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22

Pennington, of London, was In
our town Mondays. 7. Proctor
the expert carpenter of Mt. Yer
non, will begin the erection of a
house this week for G. D. Cook. -
Mrs. Geo. Murphy is visiting
relatives at Berea.- Mrs. w. NJ
Preston and children are visiting
relatives in Louisville, and Paris,
Tenn. - The remains OF Lee
Baker, of Cincinnati, were taken
TO Brodhead, Tuesday. for burial
He was raised in this &C unity
The Junior Order of this place,
will have a picnic at the school
house here, November 2Sth, and
present the school with a bible
and flag. The district will fur
nish free dinner Judge Gallo
way is in Stanford being treated
for his hearing = Miss Ethel
Hayse, who has been with her
sister in Paris, has returned
! home Earl Rice, who is attend
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
PORTO RlCO'S NEW WONDER

From far away Porto Rico
come reports of a wonderful new
discovery that is believed will
vastly benaft she people. Ramon
7. Mafchan, of BarCeloneta, writes
."Dr. Kings New Discovery is
doing splendid work here. II
cured me about FIVE times OF
terrible coughs and colds, also
my brother of q severe cold in
his chest and more than 20 others,
haYa used it on my advice, We
hope this great medicine will yet
be sold in everv drug store in
Porto Ric,". For throat and lung
troubles 1t has no equal. A trial
will convince you of its merit
soc and $Ioo Trial bottle free.
Guaranteed by Chas. 6. Davis.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
BRODHEAD.

Miss Bessie Shivel is visiting
her brother, Fzra, at Whitewood
this week.-H. L. Tharp and little
son, Gravely Farris, were up from
Junction City first of the week.
/. B. Hilton is up from Stanford
hunting. this week.-Wallace Hag-
gard and Everett Watson were in
Mt. Vernon Saturday. lanes
Firth has return, d hone from
Telllco Plains, Teun lie Kill be
hzre unit! after Xmas,- Mrs.
Maurice Proctor was visiting
relatives III Crab Orchard last
week.
Mrs. L. B. Hilton is with home
folks this week. il. Storms is
with relatives al k.cavy--Tllman
Gilpin, of Louisville, spent few
DAYS with his sister. Mrs K. H.
Hamm, last week. Mrs. Il. E.
Albright is with her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. H. 1. I harp at Junction
City.-Mrs. Bob Roberts, Of
haywood, was with home folk:
first of the week - Miss Allie
Smith, of Owenton. is vislt.ns
her cousins, DR.. and Mrs. w. +
Carter.-Edd Owens was in Nj
Vernon Tuesday,. F. Watson
spent Sunday in Mt. Vernon, thu
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. +. L. Dur
ham. Owen CaSs is able to be GU,
again, after being confined to hi
room for the past week. Ms
Jas Owens is spending few days
in h f. Vernon with her daughter
| Mrs. @. F. Sutton.-Miss GA {
Mccall is spending a l>v da .
with her parents at NJ etburs
this week.-MrsAH. + Christls
was in Mt. Vernon "Wednesday
having dental work done.--Fores
Coffey who has been sick SO Ions
is greatly iEnproved.-Mrs. M. F.
| Wilmott and Mrs. G. M. Brooks
also are Improving Mrs. J. ],
Painter has returned to her home
at Lebanon Junction at e
spending the past month wul
relatives.-Mr. aud Mrs. r. s
s:hivel are the happy parents O
ar other fine boy.-Mr. and Mrs,
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
ONE ENTIRELY New TRAIN.

Official announcement has beer
made by Mr.. w. A. Becker
General Passenger agent OF the
Q. & c. Route. OF very materia
improvement in the Flo ida service
for the coming season. An EN-
tirely new through train modernly
appointed will be pnt into
opel alton between Cincinnati Ohio
and Jacksonville. Florida, on
Sunday November "a. The new
train will prove gIeat con-
venience as it serves the travelling
public along the route at intirely
different hours from the rest of the
trains. This new special Florida
train will leave Cincinnati dal'y at
noon and will make the trip in
twenty-fonr hours. On the re
turn trip the'traln will reach Gin
einhati daily at noon. The preeis,
schedule has not yet beeu officially
announced. Dining cars serving
the best products of the market
will be provided for the entire
route. On the same date as above
the Florida Special" VII, also e
put into operation, 1t will leave
Cincinnati daily at $40 P. NJ ard
rs usual the Cincinnati Chicago
Limited will leave Cincinnati
daily at SIS A. II. This will
give thrse of the finest traius in
the nation to Florida traffic. This
superb service has been provided
III order 10 take care of the greatly
increased passenger travel ID the
sunny south during the bleak
winter months in the north. 1t
might be stated in this connection
that the queen & Crescent
isoute is Offering very reasonable
tourist rates to Florida thereby
giving opportunity for those Of
moderate means to yeasike along
with the wealthy the joys and
healthgiving advantages of the
land of flowers. Any ticket
agent will gladly give full details
as to schedule and rase~.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
National Bank of Commerce,
LEVEL GREEN

Rev. John Seward, of bandy,
filed his regular appointment a:
Friendship last Saturday and Sun
dey. DIR. G. B. Lawrence was
called to Brodhead last Sunday 10
see Mrs. Ellen MahaffY who is -
ported g6ry sick.-Mr. and M -.
o. L. Hatcher are rejoicing owe.
the arrival of girl baby at their
home.
Mrs. o. ]. Mullins and little
son visited her mother at Ocala
last Sunday Miss Bessie Thom.
son. of Mt. Vernon, spent Satur-
day night and Sunday with her
cousins, Misses Maude and Jala
Thompson. Mrs. Matte E Price
and Mrs. Stella Isaacs visited
relatives at Woodstock last week
Mrs. J. ]. Brown and son
Charles were in Mt Vernon last
week.-Chas. Vanhook who has
been working at I.ondon, is with
homefolks tor a few davs.-Mlss
Lizzie Hurst spent SUNDAY with
Ter cousin Miss Laura Mckinney
Mrs. w. q. Shell is very sick
this week. Miss Dablia Bailey
visited homefOlks Saturday and
Sunday. L. Thompson was in
Mt. Vernon last Monday or
business. Mr.. and Mrs. H. D.
Burnett and Mr.. and Mrs. Alex
Stauberry. of Knox county visit
ing Mrs. w. H. Brown last week
&C. e. Mullins the drummer
was through this vicinity lasI
week calling on the merchants
T. ]. Brown spent last week il
Somerset Miss Bertha Seward
accompanied her father down
Inst Saturday and Was the guest
of MISS Jaia Thompson,--Mrs,
Dahlia Shell spent last week with
her mother, Mrs. Jane French at
Plato.
Mr.. Vim. II Brown was in Mt
Vernon last Monday.-Mrs. Sallle
G-ntr,. of Quail, visited hel
brother. A. c. Sowder, last week.
ii-l.r. and Mrs. T. J. DeBord spen
Sunday night with Mrs. DeBord''
parents near Freedom. George
Poynter, of Leroy, was in thi'
community last week buYins
turkeys.-Edd Brown who ha:
been hauling cross ties for the
past six weeks returned home
last week and says he is in for til,
winter.-Quite a number Of ths
young folks attended the singing
at A. +. Lawrences last Saturda,
night.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22

J. 7. Cherry were up from Graf
Orchard Wedne sday.-Lee Baker
son of the late VIM. Baker of this
place, died at his home in Elm
Wood Place, Ohio, Monday, and
was brought here Tuesday and
buried in the Christian Church
Cemetery Wednesday morning.
He is survived by a wife and
small daughter, also several
brothers and sisters DR.. w. E..
Grarelv was in MiddlesbOro the
first of the week, the guest Of
Mr. and Mrs. H. H. Hutcheson.
Mrs George Firth left We'd
nesday for Tellico Plains. Tenn,
where she will join her husband.
DR.. Firth is doing tine business
in the practice of dentistry. and
wish him mu>h success both in
professional and newly married
life. Mr.. L. NJ. Brown is in
Tellico Plains, Tenn, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Shivel ar
rived Thursday. They have been
spending a few days at White
wood. the guest of Mr.. Shivel's
brother. Ezra. We wish them un-
bounded success in their married
life. =.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
What Do YOU Say

school at Williams burg, was with
home folks, Sunday.-Tip Single.
ton, who has been acting as as
sistant agent at Brumheld, has
resigned and is on the extra list
of operators. Lloyd Maret has
been here two Sundays in sue.
csSsiOn. Wonder what is the at
traction. Bet we can guess -
We see in the Signal an item thai
claimed we We're against the stock
low and voted for it. Since every
man we meet asks rs why we
were against the law ana voted
for it, we will say we were against
it first, last and all the time, and
this story originated at the depot
for fun. No one takes the joke
any better than we. Well, sew
eral of our mel yhbors have begun
slaught 9ling their porkers and
with the exception Of Christmas
there is not a better time in the
year than hog-killing time Mrs
@. w. Martin and children, after
a weeks visit with relatives at
Rowland, have returned home. -
Messrs. ]. p. E. Drummonds and
, L. @ Falin were in Mt. Vernon,
Monday. = Mrs. J p. q. Drum
monds is on the sick list Il. w.
Ketron was With home folks at
Lebanon, Sunday. S. G.. Frank
lin. tie L. & n. watch carpenter
was here Monday.-Our Police
Judge Elect, H. Witt, has pun
chased a new typewriter, which
will be very essential when the
Judge takes his seat Sam Pres.
ton, of Cincinnati, is with rela-
tives here.-The pay car will be
here the 21st. making all con-
corned feel glad-R. w. Shredder
is talking of taking a run on the
main line. We very much dis
like to give such good people up
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
CULPEPPER STRINGS

Pants are made for men. Pants
are Ike Dolasses-they are thiuntr
In hot weather and thicker ir.
cod. Men are often mistaken N
pants; such mistakes are breaches
of promise. There has been
much discussion whether pants *
singular or plural. Sem to ne
when men wear pants il is plural
and when they don't wear pants II
is singular. Men go ON a tear in
their pants and it is all r;gh,, but
When the pants go on a tear II
is all wrong. If you want to
make pants last, make the coat
first.
OP Gull has been grun;in' around
tor past week. The boss docr
says he's been eatin' too much
hawg meat.
Miss Pansy Perkins has gone
East TO see d beauty specialist. 1t
seems that Miss Perkins was help
ing with the family washing last
Monday, and being quite near
sighted, stopped over To zee if
she was feeding peeka-boo shire
waist through the wringer
properly. Her nose vas caup ut
in the wringer and considerably
hattened cut before she stopoed
turning the crank.
Mr.. Ansel Hanks has bougb, =
new home and lot in the last wear
on his salary of $40 per week
IN the iced mill. aud has paid
cash for 1t. The Board of Trustees
OF the Hardshell church has asked
him to relinquiSh his position.
which Is that Of passing the COL
lection plate. The board passed a
resolution pTaising Mr.. Hanks
integrity and regretting that his
services must be dispensed with
on account of his health. Here
after the Rev. Hudnutr will pass
the plate himself.
A young divine recently had q
telephone installed in his house.
The good man was delighted with
the convenience and used it I'M
mediately before going to church.
When the time came for him
to announce the first hymn he
read the first lines with his usual
lmpressiveuess and concluded with
Let US all unite in hymn seven
o three,
Word comes from Paris that
skirts are not to be made wider.
1t Is not contended. however. that
they are 10 be made narrower.
That woaid be contrary to Euclid
who says that the outside cannot
be smaller than the inside.
The Good Man-DO YOU know
where little boys go that throw
Stowns AT birds?
The Bad Boy-Rather. They
goes where there is birds. Didn't
think they went down in a well
did yers
Donkey-"What makes US
homely gents so popular?
Woodrow give !, nm
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-22
A GREAT BUILDING FALLS

when its foundation is under
mined. and If the foundation of
healte-gOod digestion-is attacked
quick collapse follows. On the
hrst signs OF indigestion, DR..
Kings New Life pills should be
taken to tone the stomach and
regulate liver, kidneys and bowels.
Pleasant, easy safe and only 25c
at ChaS. G.. Davis.