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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01
She Could Eat Him.

IVNIIHU INIon IHN0ID WIHI'T
Medford, Ore, March III love
Teddy Roosevelt; could eat him; I
wish he would be president all the
time" thus spake Ernestlne schu-
ann-Helnk, the world-famous CON
tralto and prima donna, last night,
when asked for her opinion of the po-
litical situation. The diva slipped in
10 Medford last night unannounced,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01
DnH Neglect a Chlld,s Couph.

~ yhild's Welfare" movement
challenged the attention of
.lual ". people everywhere. Moth
~ natural supporters, and will
fOleys Honey and Tar Com
" I most valuable aid. Coughs
!. %lus that unchecked lead to
". s bronchitis and pneumonia yield
I'M 70 tne healing and soothing
-a aa 81 Foley's Honey and Tar
s',.lsl, s~sua, Contains no oplates and
n,..a r'aliul drugs. Is a medicine, not
y, 'oue. Ss Refuse substitutes. Red
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01
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Madam Schumann-Heink, the hy.
phenated songstress. at Medford, made
the statement that she "loyed Teddy
Roosevelt, and would like to eat him. j
Just imagine some Of the extra high
notes she would reach with the siren
uous one in her little tummy, kicking
against being digested.
II Madame Schumann- -Helnk really
wants to eat Teddy, the horse editor
can point out a gentleman from Ohio
and another from Wisconsin who will
furnish all the salt, pepper, mustard
and other condiments to make the
feed hearty one, and enable her to
clean up the dish.
80
W. ]. Bryan enthused the Demo-
Gratis at Portland last night in a two
and a half-hour speech. He also en-
Unused the stand-patters by roasting
Roosevelt, even stirring the oregonian
up to words of praise for him.
The English coal miners strike
demonstrates that, coal miners doing
nothing, can render the celebrated
n
British navy harmless-putting them,
as President Cleveland so epigramat-
ically put IT, in a condition of 'in-
nocuous desueteude."
John Shaw, of Boston, 65 years old
has the Jail record, having been
thrown in 2O4 times, most of them for
not wisely but too much.
Still with all those years a man who
really wanted record could get
drunk oftener than that The police
must have been derelict in their duty,
Or the record would have been great |
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01

A Civil War veteran, who stole a
mule nearly so years ago, has sent a
draft Of 5000 to the secretary of war
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01

Congress and the judiciary keep
probing Standard Oil, but they evil
IDENTIFY do not hit the oil. The probe
doesn't go deep enough to start a
leak.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01
THE OPEN FORUM

The Capital Journal invites pub
lie discussion in this department
Let both sides of all matters
De tully brought out-It is not
the purpose Of this newspaper to
do the thinking for its readers
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01

Mrs. Jack Cudahy, of Chicago, has
bought a revolver to protect her home
from burglars. Jack should increase
his life insurance, and double that on
his wife.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01

A Texas jury praying for divine
guidance in reaching a jury--and this
from Texas is about the limit.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01

1t looks as though Roosevelt might
hit the coffe pot for a third term.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-03-01

2-27-6t
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-29
BY DIR. HARVEY w. WILEY.
INST u 5. Department Agriculture and World Famed
Food Expert.

CHIEF Chemist u Agriculture and World Famed
Food Expert.
regard to the amount Is not
variation as commonly supposed
ps eaters and others small average
eater and the
needs. = = - ' ~ ~ sAs"'eA"se man
me frequency and to habit
may become accustomed eating
meals
learn to eat at longer meal
us may pc sufficient This
ha1 having once been established should
one who has been two meals day
itself to the change single meal nor would
daily = ~ 80 N1ie w 'ue
Each Kind OF food with and
snoud be eaten separately whether
vegetable bread salad There
ea more chewing than those protein
piece OF
tnan a piece OF meat or spoonful
another
ana hat It's social aspect Not only a
better eaten In
Of agreeable Of
which q
rapidly appeaed by smaller quantity
90 not mean by this that the
o the occasion but by eating
danger overeang than when
that the ableclot should
around the table congenial
portant details of a let. . - ~ ~
carrying of the fruits
while agreeable
ey' II perhaps not as helpful generally supposed
ers? Dr. Wiley will write about the evils
overeating and Fletcherism-Editor. " = - =
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"oh very we'll" Rid he, sIn
~ all xnaba a. t,,voatf -

"oh, very WELL" eaid he, "Ill
go and make II myself"
The amazement inspired In DR..
Hoff's mind by this pronuneia-
mento was augmented In the next
few days by the fact that Roderick
was very busy about town In his
motor-ear, and was changed TO
vivid alarm Immediately there
after by the young mans disap-
pearance. TO all intents and APP
pearances, Roderick Hoff had
dropped off the earth on or about
April twelfth. by April fifteenth
New York, Pittsburg, Chicago,
Washington and other clearing
houses for the distribution of the
|unspent increment were apprais'
ed OF the elder Hoff's five-thous-
land-dollar anxiety through the
medium of the daily press. This
advertisement IL was, upon the
practical merits of which Average
Jones and his confidential clerk
had differed.
| ''If there was any chance Of
sport in It," unused Average Jones
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-29
RED DOT.

RED DOT.
CONTINUED Eom Yesterday
well, they tried the ordinary
methods of murder on you
through agents. That didn't work.
1t was up TO the Trust to put one
of its own confidential men on It.
Ross is an amateur entomologist.
He devised a means that looked
to be pretty safe and, in the long
run, sure"
"And would have been but for
your skill, young Jones'" declar-
ed Mr.. Curtis Fleming, with en-
phasis.
Don't forget the fortunate
circumstances" replied Average
Jones modestly. They're about
half of 1t. In fact, detective work,
for all that is said on the other
side, is mostly the ability to rec
|ognize and connect condolences
The coincidence of the escape OF
the Red Dots from Professor Mos
|ley's breeding cage; the coinci-
dence of the death of the dogs on
Golden Hill, followed by the death
of the child; the coincidence oil
DORIS dogs being bitten, when II
might easily have been himself
had he gone to turn on the radi.
ator and disturbed the savage lit
tie spider"
and the chief coincidence OF
your having become interested In
the advertisement which Judge
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-29
= MeAten1wes Of
A.AvERAGJ0N
Gentleman etechNe
TRAgySAfUn
UWtW ~SYogRlonr e,l me eoee,r tRFull coe1puM

Elverson had me insert, really
more to scare off further attempts
than anything else" put in Dorr.
What became of the spiders that
We're slipped through my keyhole.
anyway"
1.-TWO Of them, as you know.
were probably killed by the dogs.
The others may well have died OF
cold at night when the heat was
off and the windows open. The
cleaning woman wouldn't have
been likely to notice them when
she swept the bodies out. And.
sooner or later, II Ross had con-
tinued to insert Red Dots through
the keyhole one OF them would
have bitten you, Dorr, and the
Canned Meat Trust would have
gone on its way rejoicing"
We'll. you've certainly saved
my life," declared Dorr, "and it's
a case Of sheer force Of reason
ing"
Average Jones shook his head
l"You might give some OF the
credit to Providence" he said
Just one little event would have
meant the saving of the Italian
child, and OF Professor Moseley
and the death of yourself, instead
of the other way around"
And that event?" asked Mr.
Curtis Fleming.
Five degrees of frost i
I Bridgeport" replied Ayerag
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bring him to me-"
1 Eyes. sir" said Simpson. going

bring him to me-"
Eyes. SIR" said Simpson. going
|out.
Left to himself. Average Jones
lagain ran over the dispatches con-
lveying the Information as to the
lost Toledo youth. They had
given a fairly complete sketch Of
young Hotf's life and character.
At twenty-four, It appeared, Rod
erick Hoff had achieved career.
Emerging. by the propulsive Meth
lod, from college. In the first term
of his freshman year, he bad taxi
en- O postgraduate course In the
cigarette ward OF a polite retreat
for nervous wrecks. He had sub
sequently endured two breach-of-
promise suits, had broken the
Estate automobile record for num-
Der of speed violation arrests, had
been buncoed. badgered, panelled
Iblackmailed and short-carded out
lof sums varying between one hun
Idred and ten thousand dollars;
and now. In the year OF grace,
H., was the horror of the pull
pit and the delight OF the press Of
the city which he called his home
: For the rest. he was q large. mile
, Igood-humored, pulpy individual
with a fixed delusion that the hu
} man organism can absorb a quar-,
OF alcoholic miscellany per da,
| and be none the worse for It. Th'
major premise of his proposition
, WAS perfectly correct. He proved
liz daily. The minor premise wat
. an error. Bets were even In thu
l Toledo clubs as to whether delir
t lium tremens or paresis would viii
). the event around young Mr.. Hoff''
: kite-shaped race-track of brain
With his tastes the income o
/ twenty-five thousand dollars pc
: annum which his father allowe'
i him from the profits of "Dr. Hof
Catarrh-Killer," proved sadly In
r sufficient to his needs. He men
ltioned this fact to his father, s.
: Average Jones information ran
: learly In April, and suggested a
: increase, only to be refused wit
/, some acerbity.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-29
, CHAPTER IF
4 npEN TnAIU.

9fre OPEN TRAIL.
lsgrNot good enough" said Aver
age Zones. laying aside O sheet OF
paper upon which was pasted a
newspaper clipping. I'VE can't
afford iuxuries, Simpson"
The confidential clerk rubbed
his high, pale forehead indeterm-
inateiy. "But five thousand dol
lars, Mr.. Jones'" he protested.
Z would pay a years office rent,
you're thinking. True. Never
theless I can't see the missing Mr..
Hoff as a sound professional pro-
position"
$50 you think It would be I'M
possible to find him?"
Nov. why should I think any
such absurd thing? I think, II yor
choose, that he wouldn't be worth
the amount, when found, to loser.
1.-THE sd. says different, sir
Simpson raised the paper and
read:
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
The aforesaid sum will be pat<
without question to anyone furn
ishing information which leads I,
the discovery OF Roderick Hoff
|twenty-four years old, who left hi
home in Toledo, o.. on April IL
| Communicate with DIR. Conrat
Hoff, Toledo.
"Surely DR.. Hoff is good for tn
amount"
"oh, he's good for millions
thanks to his much advertise,
Iquack 'Catarrh-Killer.' The poin
is, from what I can discover, MI
Roderick Hoff isn't worth retriev
ing at any price above one dime.
WAS the information abou
him that you wished, In the tele
gram?" asked the confidentia
clerk.
Eyes, all wanted. Thanks 70
looking after 1t. Have the Te
ledo reporter. who sent 1t. fol
tward his bill. And IL the old in
lventor who's been haunted by dis
embodied voices comes agaiI
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-29

|sT'd 20 In. But to follow the
trail OF a spurious young sport
from bar-ro6m ID brothel And
from brothei to gambling heli--y
He shook his head. mot good
enough" he repeated.
simpsons face appeared At the
door. His blond forehead was
wrinkied with Excitement.
Doctor Hoff Is here. Mr.. Jones.
| told him you couldn't see him,
but he wouldn't take no. Says he
was recommended to you by .
former client" /.
Continued fomorrow.)
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-29

Use Lime and Sulphur Spray
now. Tacoma Impl't a Seed Co,
18th and Com. 49,
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How Much? How Often? When to Eat?I

DR. whey tNsWERs THOSE OTHER FOOD PROBLENfs
TuRE OF THE MEAL - - ~ N
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-03-29

More than 1900 pairs will SALE including every kind style
that has been popular during this season. eye ties
two strap pumps three strap strap ankle ties four
bucher oxfords four button ox eyee pumps eeet
M ties They made all feathers such patent kid patent
colt velour calf gunmeal calf and bronze gnme
and welt soles and Cuban
have been retailing four different prices but facilitate
and make choosing have divided the lot
lows
oxfords; this sale oS oxords; this sale ~
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
THE BAPTIST BIBLE"

We apologize to our readers fo,
having TO say yet few words in
reference to the Baptist Bible''
Whlch seems to give the editor of
frogress regular series of fits. We
Know full well that the general pub
Tic Is not greatly interested in what
the editor of either The Times or
Progress thinks upon the question.
we purpose being fair to Mr.. Nichol-
son, the editor of Progress. We again
resent his charge of "dstortion" and
OF "narrowmindedness We make
no apology for being Baptist min
lster' any more than we would ex-
pect Mr. Nicholson to apologize for
being what he is, Presbyterian. We
know many good people whom we
admire and for whom we have but the
klndllest feeling in all denominations
and many of no denomination. But to
the matter under discussion The edit
or OF Progress presents us a series of
questions. 1, "Has there recently been
published Bible popularity known as
the Baptist Bible?" We answer.
yes. We are quite willing to give
the editor of Progress whatsoever of
glory he may get from the admission.
we must go further and admit that
we did not know of the fact. Now
VIII the editor of Progress be as fair
and admit that the whole of the New
Testament in this new Bible is exact
ly' word for word, the same as the
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
THE HIGH COST OF LIVING.

!. waiting soiGe man is anxiously
>c cSM that confrono4lu no4lution.te. the prob
the faaett at that it is a serious problem
Tor the average man to make ends
meet 1t is fact that civilization
comes high in so far as dollars and
cents enter the problem. The civilized
man must needs have clothing and
food In keeping with his advance
ment With modern improvements
the expenses go up. Electric lights
water works, good roads, new public
buildings, free schools and manv
other things that could be mentioned
run up the expense bill. We build
better houses, wear costlier CLOTHING
travel more, read more than did the
people of a generation ago. And it
takes more money as a consequence.
We do not see how the cost of LIVING
Is to be greatly reduced. What wa
need to help us is to increase inter
prise. earn more, produce more. than
did the people of former genera
tion.
We should have more expert farm
ing, manufacturing and merchandise
ing than the people of former dav
had
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
Lockhart Junction News.

Lockhart, Junction, Dec. u
thanksgiving day dawned upo
lovely white world of snow, NAL n
1t altogether ideal, reminding us
our Puritan fathers and motbeH
when a beautiful snow came II
Thanksgiving Day, as it looks I'LL,
the two being associated together ant
revlvlng memories of stories told u,
by old people of sleigh rides to the
homes of some of their neirhbors
The dining room warmed by crack.
ing hre of hickory wood in large
ilre place and great table groaning
beneath the weight of roasted pip
pumpkin pies and other good THINGS
that only our grandmothers knew
now to make, and the old time dance.
Which was custom in those days and
the music and the violin PLAYED by
one OF the old time darkeys, shows of
that day. These days are past and
can never be recalled except in mem.
ory, which should be treasured and
retold to our children.
Mr.. B. w. Whitlock is rebu;Id;ro
his store house near New Hope
church
Mrs. Clara J. Clark of Oswepo
5. C., is at the bedside of her daurb.
ter, Mrs. Claude Whitlock, who lives
at Jonesville. Mrs. Whitlock, when
able to make the trip, will 90 down
to the Sumter hospital for treatment
MIR. Claud Whitlock's health remairs
about the same.
Mr.. T. E. Kelly has made the best
crop of cotton we have heard of for
a year like this. He says he made 2
bales of cotton on eleven acres of land
and some of them weighing HOO
pounds to the bale. Mr.. Kelly aavs
nc used his fertilizer as he cultivas.d
MS cotton just like some do thar
corn, and that was a good plan for a
year like this, for it being so wet tho
nrst application, I believe was Inst
with the rain.
Miss Maud Plexico visited rela-
Ives in Union last week.
Mrs. Tracie Carter died at her
sons home, Mr.. Vandine Carter. ON
,he 28th inst, and was buried at
iillead church. She leaves five chill.
lren and many relatives and friends
o mourn her loss. This good woman |
led in the faith.
Mr.. c. o. Allen of Greenville, spent |
thanksgiving Day with Mr.. ]. L. Nc
Ainney OF this community.
Rev. W H. Ariail has been returned |
his work on the Jonesville circuit I
lis many friends are glad to hear
his.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
IT C0SS S1,159,446
TO ELECT Wl[sN

Washington, Dec. At cost th
Democratic national committee SIN
159,446 to carry the election for VIII
son and Marshall, according to
final statement of contributions a.
expenses filed with the house today
Charles r. Crane, of Chicago, WA
the heaviest contributor, with $4,000
closely pressed by Cleveland
Dodge, of New York, with $500
and Herman Ridder, of New York, y
treasurer of the funds who colleS
for the committee $30,073.
The total of $1,110,952 contri|
tions received by the commitHmG
from s9,s54 separate contrib. y
'EIa xaisA lhdh n .St hut : aa5
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
Tribute of Respect.

1IlUutc VI hcSpeCt.
Whereas, it has been the will of our
heavenly Father to remove by death
or beloved sister, Mrs. Emma
OShields, it is but meet that we, the
undersigning committee, in behalf of
the Woman's Missionary Society of
Jnesvile Baptist Church, should
manifest our appreciation of her
gfeat worth by the following resolu-
Hers was a noble, modest nature.
aHd by her charming personality, i'm
p5essed all with whom she came in
intact. Her deep sense of duty
lompted her to contribute to the ex-
ut of her means to every cause
at would advance the Masters
ngdom.
Resolved, That while this church
ID Society have sustained a great
14ss, we yield to the Fathers will.
THAT we extend our sympathies to
9er children.
: That page in our minute book be
(edicated to her memory, and that
s copy Of these resolutions be sent
d the family, the Union Times, and
the Baptist Courier, for publica-
Mrs. L. ]. Fowler,
Miss Bette West,
II Mrs. G.. e. Brown.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
Legal Notices.

The regular legal rates. are charged
for all notices published according
to law, which rates are as follows:
Matter to be set in point, brewer
solid type-first insertion, per inch
s1.OO; each subsequent insertion, per
inch, so cents.
Citation to Kindred and Creditors,
8 inches, 2 times, $3.50.
Final Discharge, 1 3-4 inches, a
times, $3.50.
Administrators or Executors no.
tices, 1 Ia inches, 8 times, $3.50.
Obituary notices, tributes of re-
spect, resolutions and cards of thanks
strictly one cent word.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
New Series Begins.

Series No. 7, of the Perpetual
building and Loan Association will
Degin January 1st, 1913. All those
desiring stock will please call on
Mr.. Il. P. Morgan at the Citizens
National Bank. He will receive sub
scrlptions to the new series. 49-4t
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

Many good values are offered the
people of Union by the merchants
here, as will be seen by reading the
advertisements in this weeks paper.
1t will pay you to read for yourself.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
Notice, r. "A. Masons!

w A special convocation of
So Poinsett Chapter, No. 16, R.
q INAsx NJ. will he held on Fri
\&N day evening, December 9th,
ASsN 1912, called for the the pur>
- pose of installing the newly
'lected officers for the year 1913.
Refreshments will be served and all
ID rnions and visitors are invited to
nd E. w. Stone, H. P.
"a. Walker, Jr., Secretary.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
Notice.

Next Monday night, Dec. 9th, 1912,
Maple Camp No. 1923, w. o. w., Un-
ION, 5. c., will elect officers for the
ensuing year. Every member is ear
nestly requested to be present.
G. l.. Kirby, Clerk.
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1912

There is no place in the world for
the idler, be he rich or poor. 1t is the
idle man that is menace to society
and state.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

Thank God daily that you can work,
that you have health, that you are OF
some value in a world that needs the
best that is in you.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

Christmas is almost here. Get the
spirit now. Don't wait until the very
day. Shop early, and get the pick of
the Christmas merchandise.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
OR ONE WEEK ONLY

I'VE need the Cash and in or
DER to raise same we are going
U offer our stock sof Iver-John-
on Bicycles at very low prices.
We have just received a fresh
1tock of themall sizes. Bring
{our boy and let us fit him be-
3Qre the stock is picked over.
You couldn't give him a Christ
mas present that would be ap-
preciated more.
Noao is Your Chance.
~; Newell Smith Auto Co.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

Mr.. James P. TRAILER, Of Salisbury,
spent few days visiting at the
iome Of Mr. Theo Eison this week.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

$sW. j. Broom, aged 45, engineer on
the. .6esthern, died at his home in CO.
q from,s w ednesds s
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

Pin your faith to first guesses and
second thoughts.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

Pfitions are to be circulated in
g tanburg county this week asking
an election on bringing the dis
|kary back to that county.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06
or lesday by f69 votes
ie4 for AZ Hym4n.

sFeenville Fuel and Ice Compa-
" + sell their plant to the new
Publ Service corporation for $685.
po.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

IA W. Beckham of st. Matthews
charged with the murder of his STEP
father, Henry Frank, was adjudged by
the jury not guilty on Friday.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1912-12-06

Among the recommendations of the
spartanburg' grand jury last week
ms one for compulsory education.