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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-06-23

When your child mas wnooping
cough be careful to keep the cough
loose and expectoration easy by giving
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as may
be required. This remedy will also
liquify the tough mucus and make It
easier to expectorate. 1t has been us
ed successfully in many epidemics and
is safe and sure. For sale by wilkin.
son & Co.. pharmacy. and j. F..
Kiedaisch & Son.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-06-23

sprained anKYe may as rule be
cured in from three to four days by
applying Chamberlain's Liniment and
observing the directions with each bot
tie. Fore sale by Wilkinson & Co.,
pharmacy and j. F. Kiedaisch &
Son.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-06-23
Must Push to Reach Success.

When you are inclined to criticize
any man for being too aggressive. re-
member that no one ever worked his
way along the path to success at a
faster rate than the crowd without
humping into few people.
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paaalmlatic outery.

O, womanI woman! thou shoulder
have few sins Of thy own to answs.i
for! Thou art the author OF sucn :
book Of roIlies in 1 man! --Edws'sl
Bulwer-Lytton
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-06-23
TESTIMONY =
OF five WOMEN
Proves That Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Com
pound Is Reliable.

Reedville, Ore. 81 can truly recon-
mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to all women who are passing
through the Change of Life. as # made
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-06-23
Plating Complete Utilities.

Not only are the railroad tracks be-
ing surveyed, but the report of the
engineer in charge to Chief Engineer
Cooper, will show blue prints of all
streets and alleys, water mains, sew
age disposal pipes, light facilities,
street car routes, and everything nee.
essary to modern living in an indus,
trial section OF a city-the new Keo,
kuk.
From these plans and reports, an es.
innate will be made of the cost OF
changing all these blue prints into ma.
cadam, concrete and steel. Then it
will remain only to get the money in
bank and issue an order and in short
time it will all be accomplished.
The work of the survey of this sum.
mer will take nearly as long as will
the building Of the various parts of the
new addition, but when it is done, it
will he complete and comprehensive
How long 1t will take to get the money
to build the works Is more problemati.
cal. The heavy cost of the survey is
being borne by the water-power com
pany. The Keokuk Industrial associa.
ton has an option on the land.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-06-23

me a well woman after
suffering three years. "
Mrs. MARY BoGART,
Reedyille, Oregon.
New Orleans. La =
aWhan PASSING thro,,ch
the Change of Pfc / wsa
troubled with hot f1asbas &c
weak and div smells ana
backache. was not fit for
anything until / took Ly-
dia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound which
proved worth its weight
in gold to me. y Mrs. GAS.
TON BLoNDEAU, 1541 Po-
lymnia ST., New Orleans.
Mishawaka Ind -"wo
men passing thro,,oh AZ Az
Change Of life ca9 ta .l,a
nothing better thar T dc
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J, Deisem, No. Oak. - q was passinc
through Change of Life and felt yery
bad. / could not sleep and was very
nervous nervous Lydia Z. Pinkham IS Vegetable
compound restored me to perfect health
+. NJ. THORN, Deisem. No. Oak,
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Chicago Llxe stock

CHICAGO. June 22.-Hog receipts
1900; market strong. Mixed and
butchers, s7.S5d7.75; good heavy, $3.50
Q7.so; rough heavy. $1,000. so; light
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perfect Railroad Facilities.

The most difficult engineering prob
lem was to get a railroad line up the
bluff from the lake level to the top of
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-06-23
Chicago Cash Grain.

CHICAGO, June 22.-wheat-No. 2
red, s1.o1@1oSh; No. 3 red. $1,000
l.o7; No hard, s1.os@1os; No.
hard, s1.o401O6; No. 8 spring, s1o4@
Ill.
corn-No. 2 white, 77A@7sc; No. 2
yellow, I5A G75Ac; No. 3, 72h q
7SAc; No. 3 white, 76h @77c; No. 8
yellow, 74@74kc; No. A, 6907O1sc;
No white, 721a @75c; No. yellow,
71@73c.
oats-No. 3 white, 52s4d5sAc: No
white. 5lh@62%; standard, $3.50
541ac.
Rye-S3@s7c.
Barley. 60c@s1.05.
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INDUSTRIAL ADDITION To
THE NEW KEOKUK PLANNED

the blum where the new industrial adj
dition is on the upper level.
This was solved by locating line
up Prices creek which reaches the
upper level with maximum grade of
only one and one half per cent-very
easy railroading for freight traffic.
In the industrial section itself there
will be network of railroad tracks,
located so as to give excellent ship
ping facilities to all factories, with a
connection at the other end with the
North road tracks as an outlet to the
big traffic world outside.
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kAHokA, MO.

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The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
WHILE HORIZON WAVtREO
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
HUNG IN AWFUL SUSPENSE
Winner by an Eyelash in Fifth
Race was Backed Heavily
at Short Price
TWO FEATURES TO-DAY
Detroit Stake and Metropole
Handicap Are Prominent in
Today's Racing

While Horror wavered on the
stretch thousands of dollars on the
long ends OF hundreds of bets on the
favorite. race lowered between the
public and the bookmakers in the
fifth Windsor race yesterday
Briar Path, after losing ground, was
wearing the winner down on the
stretch. Horror wabbled from side
TO side, but savage driving by that
most clever Of the clever jockeys,
Turner, keut the mount out ahead.
Horror won by an eyelash. IL was
not until the judges flashed up the
official winner that the crowd in the
stands breathed easy.
When Barnegat was scratched Hor-
ron became a favorite at an almost
prohibitive price. Opening at | TO
3, betting closed at to 10 and out
Nevertheless the horse was backed
heavily and had Briar Path stormed
ahead an inch more In the stretch,
the bookies would have had another
happy remembrance for Briar Path
had closed at 16 to 5.
1t Is the opinion of many that had
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

Walter Cox didn't care for BADEN
when the trotter was working on the
half.mile tracks in the east. He had
a chance to get him but let the horse
go to Louise Neidhardt.
Yesterday he made Esther W., beat
the stallion to the $4,000 Paper Mills
stake. at Kalamazoo.
Esther WIS winning put quetus
on the hint that this year would see
repetitio nof the sort OF killing
made by r. T. c. over the Grand Cir
cult last year, when that plough horse
cleaned up all the big trotting stakes
Baden was the horse picked as the
second r. T. c., andahe started out
well. taking the big $4,000 stake al
the Grand Rapids meeting.
Louis Neidhart, OF Newark y. j.,
has liking for graduates OF the half
mile tracks ever since his X. T. t.,
and Charlie Mitchell, made such a
great showing last year, and ne
thought that Baden was the Eorse
that was going to make his reputa-
ton this year.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

but they are both after the one Of
-fered this season, and jackson ami
Speaker find 1t hard to crawl far
enough ahead OF either 10 be safe.
Speakers hitting has much TO DO
with the high position occupied by
the Boston club, and should the Red
Sox, by any chance keep ahead of the
Athletics TO the last. this fact will
doubtless play an important part In
the awarding Of the prize.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
PICK-UPS FROM THE
BIG LEAGUE FIELDS

A new bucket Of dope, please.
Matty opened his thirteenth year
with the Giants, driving away the
grewsome ink. And the Cubs did
not win against Philadelphia.
When Cravath came up In the
third, the PhiladeIphia-Chicaso
game was tied. He tripied, bring
Ina in two runs, coming In later
himself. Another tie in the
eighth. He made II home-run
this time.
Joe jackson was In the home
run business too, clnchlng the
last counter Of an easy victory
over the HighIanders, scoring 81.
The Giant lead 10 now 10
games. Devore, Doyle and Beck
er helped with a three-ba9eer
each.
Walsh saved the White Sox In
the first game at Boston, but the
Red Sox came through for a TO
victory In the second.
After losing to the senators, the
Browns saw blood in the eighth
Of the second game, scored five
for a tie and won In an extra in
ming.
In Cincinnati II rained.
Nap Rucker was In great form,
WANING easily from the Car
dinais, II.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

CAM started his hard drive to wear
down Horror yards sooner than he
did, he would have beaten out Tur-
ner's mount.
Horror took the lead at the stare.
Al the half he was out In front by
head. Then he gained and was ahead
two lengths at the three-quarters and
came into the stretch three lengths In
the lead. CAM cut down the distance
all but fraction OF an inch before the
finish.
j. w. Burtschell scored his first vic.
tory in long while when his Pepp
O'Day Ally, Helen Barbee, finished a
length ahead OF Altamaha. in the
Pontchartrain stakes, won In the slow
est time In Its history
The time. 115 LIS was three Sec
onds slower than the best time made
in 1910 by Lady Irma. The history OF
the stakes show that II was run Sec
ond slower than the slowest time
heretofore made.
The track was not in the best sort
OF shape. 1t was somewhat dried out
after a couple OF days of sun and wind
but was cuppy.
Inc winner was the favorite, Hamil-
ton, the Schorr, touted by some as a
likely winner, being ignored
There are two features for todays
racing. the Detroit stakes and the Met
ropole handicap. The former is worth
$1,000 and has brought out Miss Edith,
Lysander, Barnegat and Leochares, all
OF which have figured prominently In
the previous races at Windsor
Leochares has taken first and sec
ond In this meetinfi, ridden by Butweil
and the first In race at Fort Erie.
This makes Butwell's mount look very
promising. Lycander. with McCahey
in the saddle. has taken a second here.
Miss Edith has taken one race and
Barnegat another
In the Metropole handicap the purse
was raised from $500 TO 81 900 in an
effort TO bring out Ocean Bound and
Lovette. These were no. entered but
"a list OF entries including Granite,
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

So Ty was greeted with a warm
mitt by the tPhilly fans 10 show him
that they still admired his prowes5,
strike or no strike. and he clouted DAT
seven hits in IL times at bat. three
of which We're doubles and one a
triple, to show his appreciation.
Seven hits in IL times at bat means
a percentage of 63G. Six OF the hts
were clean bingles Only one did he
get by his speed rather than clear
In the meantime Cobb's rivals were
tagging far behind. Joe Jackson
came through with a. homer that
helped stitch the game for the Maps
IL is true, but that was his only bIpgle
in four times up.
Speaker went all through the first
game with the White Sox falling %
And Ed Walsh safely once in four
times up. Iris got three in four OF
Peters in the second. giving him an
average of .375.
The biggest disappointment TO the
Tigers in yesterdays contest. besides
losing the second overtime game TO
the Athletics, was the inability Of
Sam Crawford TO lift the ball.
The ofttime tale OF how the Tigers
won, due 10 Wahoo Sans hitting was
turned, and the Tigers won despite
Sans lack OF batting
Crawford may have been hitting in
rather hard luck yesterday, however,
as he was lining thcr out TO the out
helders. He was hi ng TO his fav-
orite garden, center field, but putting
EN- where Strunk was, and not where
he was not
His only hit was q double TO center.
Only once did he hit TO the infielG.
He flied to Strunk In center several
times and famed twice
Dubuc pitched good ball in the first
game, holding the Athletics to five
hits. while his teammates drove EG-
die Plank TO the bench in two rounds
and then grappled II. Barry for some
more hits and runs.
Lake also pitched good ball in the
second game, allowing the Athletics
only nine hits while Bender and Plank
gave the Tigers IA. An error by
Louden gave the Athletics a chance
to make the tying run, however, and
Lapp found Lake for extra base hits
at critical times. sending the game
into extra time and then winning it.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

Speaker is the champion hitter Of
singles; Jaekson's speciality is two
base hits. his wonderful speed max
Ing II easy 10 stretch an ordinary hit
into a two-baggerir Baker has a fond
ness for home runs and has piled up
ID: Lajoie isn't particular. He hits
EN- for singles. doubles and triples,
usually when they do the most good
and often when the pitcher is trying
to hand him a pass.
Cobb and Lajoie have automobiles,
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
B. WELLS GETS CHANCE TO
REDEEM HIMSELF TONIGHT
Disgraced English Boxer Has
Match on With Tom
Kennedy

NEW YORK, July 1s.-Bombardier
Wells, the British heavyweight, will
have 2 chance to redeem himself In
Madison Square Garden tonight,
when he meets Tom Kennedy. The
latter was formerly the amateur
champion of this city, and is big. fast
and can lake punishment. He has
held his own with Carl Morris. Al
Palzer and others, but the hackers of
the Englishman say he will show 100
per cent better than in his recent
fight with PalZer.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

Ty Cobb Is the real leader. Close
on his heals are iris Speaker: ice
Jackson. the Dixie Flyer" Napoleon
Lsjoie. and Home Run Frank Baker
OF worlds series fame. -
Jackson Is the barometer OF the
Cleveland club. When he is hitting
the team wins. When he slumps the
team loses. He declared his intent
last spring 10 lead Ty Cobb for bat
ting honors, and has been making
good OF late.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

arty 2, Delahanty, Kocher. McInnes.
Lapp. Three-ba hits-Bush, Dubuc.
Lord Sacrifice hlts-Vitt. Moriarty.
Kocher. Lord. Stolen bases-Vitt, Cobb.
Double plays-Strunk and Lapp; Cobb
and Moriarty: J. Barry. Collins and Nc
1nnes. Left on bases-Detroit ., Phila-
delphia IL. First base on balls-On
Dubuc Z, OF Plank 2, of III. Barry g.
First base on errors-Detroit 1, Phiia-
delphia I. Hit by pitched ball-By RI.
Barry Louden). Wild pitch-H
Barry. Struck out--By Dubuc 3, Pitch
ers' record-On Plank 3 hits and IL
times at bat in Innings: of III. Barry
10 hits and 81 times al bat In I innings
Time-2:O9 Umpires-O'L oughlin and
Egan.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
800

70 the ball player in the National
and American leagues, who shall be
adjudged most valuable to his club.
~, automobile Will be presented next
{all. aud the batting eyes Of the
ramee famous singers are seeing
spark plugs and SIGH.
Now. IN mid-season, in the Amoii-
can league, where the hardest hitters
re found. the race for honors is
close. and there Is iittis choice.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

Ty Cobb signalized his first appear
ance OF the year at Philadelphia by
the most demonish work with the
nail that he has yet accomplished in
one day this year. ..
IL will be remembered that the late
unpleasantness, in which a Yankee
trooter and Ty's fists and Ban John
son and Ty's suspension and Tiger
strikers and Tvs return, etc, were
involved, caused Cobb 10 remain out
OF the game until Washington haG
been reached on the last eastern in
vasion.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
.
CAN COOMBS- BENDER
PLANK TRIUMVIRATE
STAND UPHILL GRIND?
These Men Must Bear Brunt of
Athletics Battle to
Flag
RESERVES ARE IMPORTANT
Double Headers Make it Neces-
sary for Mack's Youngsters
to Show Class
RESERVES ARE IMPORTANT
BY RALPH L. YoNKER.
Coombs- Bender-Pl

Coombs-B ender-Plank.
Is this the great triumviratt
that Is going 10 win the American
league peunant? ..
Those numerous prophets who saw
nobody In the race last winter eN-
cept the Athletics land Il must be
admitted that there wasn't much of
show for anybody but Connie
Mack, on paper) still sit back and
wait for the Red Sox TO break. Then,
they say. the Athletics will show
their class. -
that the Athletics are going 10 cop
the flag base their claims on the SUI
periorlty OF MsCk's Big Three, sup
pIemented by the proves of the
more promising youngsters, Brown,
Pennock and Houck.
The late spring has caused many
ldouble-headers. The club with the
pitchers can stand them better than
the club without, say Philly support
ers. But this argument Is SORT OF
boomerang inasmuch as the club that
weathers many double-headers must
have not only three, but four or five
dependable huriers. ... .....
1t looks as IL the speed indicator
of the Athletics were the young
pitchers This Brown, who Is slated TO
work today. pitched brilliant game
against the Maps recently and Houck
has been going well. IL they can
stand the gan Of rendering proper as
sistance to the veterans, the Ath-
letics can still squirt for the string.
Also, the distant future OF The
Athletics Is going to depend a whole
lot upon the work Of these young
fellows. II is a common opinion that
the Big Three cannot last much
longer. Coombs has been physically
disabled so often that he is always
In more or less precarious condition.
Bender has been sick or lazy some OF
the time and Eddie PLANK IL getting
along In years, Once veteran
stan like that begins to be dilapi-
dated, there is little hope for It,
The work of Plank yesterday Is no
criterion of what he may be expected
to do. Generally effective against
the Tigers, the savage jungleers
were given revenge when they
Knocked the southpaw from the box
In the second Of the first game with
a fusillade OF four hits.
Connie Mack pursued the policy
that he may be expected to follow
throughout the re. of the season,
sending In one OF his raw recruit
pitchers against the alroldy victori-
GUS Tigers. II. Barry. the young
California fellow who followed
Plank, was afflicted with the usual
case OF stage fright upon early APP
pearances. He was wild at first and
hit freely. When he worked for the
first time at Washington recently he
failed to impress. Yesterday he waJ
hit hard again.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

40 1ACE4t ShtvVN' . ~ -
Chimes Hal. ro n, by The Spy !.
Murphy ............ ....'.. 4
Major Oden. blk. x. (Snow)
Bessie Bee formerly Bessie b.,
b. m. parker ,.,......,....
Jessie Direct ch. m. (Dean) 49,.
Time-2:O9&, 2:07h, 2:0sA,
|2Il TROT, $4,000 PAPER MILLS
PURSE. 3 IN g.
Esther w, b. m. by Director
Moor's LIST (Cor) ........... ! l
Bergen b. n. (Geers) ........
Oakdale. gr. &. (Snow),....
Marigold. b. m. (Murphy) -.
Baden. br h. tRodney) ......,
Miss Archdale, blk. m. tShut) :
The wanderer. b. z. tMacey)..
Swanee, b. m. (Parker) ...,.. DIS
Time-2:O6%, 2:0TA, 2;0Sh. 2;0sh
222 PACE, PURSE $1,000. IN 0.
Warner Hall. b. h.. by Wal
nut Hall (Benyon). I l
Peth Clark, blk m. (Snow). l !
Bradmont. b. g tFleming) 3ds
Flaget. b. &. (Cox).,.... ds
Katherine E. 8 IN. Cwilson) ds
Vana Major. b. g (Merrimanl I DIS
Time-210h, 2:o6%, 2:o7h, 2ls'
'2:09A
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
CLOSE FINISHES AND
EXTRA HEATS FEATURES
Eleventh Matinee Of Detroit
Club Furnishes Some More
Good Sport

Close finishes and extra heats
marked the eleventh matinee at the
Matinee club, yesterday. The Glass
A pace and the Class c trot furnished
the most excitement. II took four
heats TO decide the former and three
for the latter event Only one race
was won in straight heats, this being
the Class d pace. which Detroit Girl
won, Ben 8. being second. Flying
Squirrel ran third in both heats or
this race.
CLASS c. TRoT
King w. br. h. (Wynne) .......
Lady wintworth. gr. m. (BenoiD / 2
Time--2:47. 2:45. 2:43h
CLASS ID. PACE.
Detroit Girl, b m (Reed.-...... ! ]
Flying Squirrel, b. x. (Van LOOM.
T.me-2:34k 2:35.
CLASS A, PACE
Jessie O.. b. m, (C,apentinel..
Billv BogRs, ch &. .(Roulo) 80. / o
T!me-2:22. 2:1s. 1921. 2:20
CLASS 3. TROT.
John C.. b. e. tsnyder) .......... Ia 2
M Miss Mar ,; % r. r % cwynnej
Time--2:32. 2:33. 2:2s.
CLASS p, PACE.
Uncle Dudley. b. &. Uapeer)
Isabel Fee. b. m. (Holmesl.
Katie D.. Oh. m. (CorneteD 3 3 2
CLASS A. TRoT.
Red Robin Hood. b. h (Mc-
Bina, b. m. Guttermoserj 49,. ? 2
Capt James, b. &. (Snyder).... DIR
Time--s:2s. 2:24, 1923, 2:23E.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
OTSIKETA TAKES FIRST
IN SECOND DAYS HEAT

Otsiketa, the Detroit boat skipped
by Craig. took first in the second neat
of the Interlake races at Put-in-bay
yesterday, getting In the running for
first honors after having lost out in
a dead calm yesterday. DR.. Aldrich's
Ethel took second In the cat-boat
class.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
NAP LAJOIE is OUT FOR
TEN DAYS AT SANITARIUM

CLEVELAND, o.. July 1S.-Nap La
joie will not be seen in the lineup ior
at least 10 days. He has gone 10 =
sanitarium for treatment. MS Hsn'
foot Is bruised.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
NATIONA:. LEAGUE

New York 10. Pittsburgh 2.
Cincinnati Boston; rain.
rhillies s, Chicago 8.
Brooklyn Z. st. Louis 1.
Today's Games.
Brooklyn at st. Louis.
Boston at Cincinnati
New York at Pittsburgh.
Phillies at Chicago.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
Detroit 1874, Athletics 1-5 Gil In.
nings.
Chicago Ia, Boston OF.
Washington 1-s. st. Louis OF GO In
ninRs).
Cleveland 8, New York 1.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
Cox Turned Down Baden Once;
Yesterday He Beat Him Badly
After Looking Over Stallion in East He Let Neidhardt Hav
Him: Now Overturns Baden Dope

Baden did not share In th1 purse
at all yesterday, ranking fifth.
The rest OF the days card included
only two minor pacing events.
DIX PACE pITRSE 81 900 3 IN s.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

TOday's Games.
Detroit at Philadelphia.
Cleveland at New York.
ST. Louis at Washington.
Chicago at Boston.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18
Totals .............41 q

'Ran for Stanage I'm the ninth
tone out when winning run was
scored
Philds lphia.0 1 0 4 0 0 Q Q l. 5
Two-base hits Crawford, Lapp.
Three-base hits--Cobb, Louden, Lapp.
Sacrifice hlts--Onslow. Stolen bases
Witt. Bush. Oldrlng. Collins. Baker.
Double play--f3ush and Moriarty. Left
on bases-DetroIt r. Philadelphia 20.
FIRST base on balls--On Lake 8. OF
Bender s. First base on ballS-On
Lake s. on Bender 2. First base on err
Lake z. by bender A. Pitchers record
on Bender IS hits and 36 times AZ
bat In s2-S innings; on Plank bit and
times a. bat In la Innings Time
i:23 Umpires-o'Loughiin and Egan.
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

The track was expected to be In ext
cellent shape by this afternoon. The
hot sunshine Of the past few days has
worked out most OF the moisture fron
the turf
The Detroit times., 1912-07-18

Buckhorn. Star Charter. Superstition
John Furlong. and others IL nothinl
to be sneezed at.
The Lamar register., 1912-08-28
Another Hope Blasted.

Another Hope Blasted.
Life is Just one blamed disappoint
msnt after another"
whats the matter now?"
. trip through the Yellowstone Park"
Cant you go?"
Yes, but my wife's finally made up
her mind that she will go along. She
thought at arst It would be too hard
Q trip for her"
The Lamar register., 1912-08-28
Well, Hardly.

Weus Naroys
BILL sec New Jerseys Legislature
recently provided for the appointment
Of three experts in each of the states
q counties. to exterminate mos
quitos.
Ml-But. I'll bet these same en-
peYts have not yet thrown away any
Of their window screens or screen
DOOR.
The Lamar register., 1912-08-28
She 10 Sarcastic.

She 10 Sarcastic.
wife. I want you to summer at
Chigger farm"
How can I go anywhere for the
summer? 1 have no clothes"
That's just the point. You can
wear old clothes at Chigger farm. Old
clothes are the thing
"Old clothes are the thing. ehf
Then for once in my life I can make
a splurge If old clothes are the thing
I'll take along seven trunks Of the
Oldest buds in the state"
The Lamar register., 1912-08-28
Out Of eIaht.

Out Of Sight.
How do you like that lot you
bought in Binglehurstf"
81 haven't seen 1t yet"
why. thought you had been out
there several times?"
go have, but the blamed thing u
st1u under water"
The Lamar register., 1912-08-28

Deliberately Avoided.
why didn't you have more har>
mony in your convention?"
I'VE were afraid" replied Senator
Sorghum, that we might be consid-
cred capable Of entering into one Of
these 'gentlemen's agreements that
have fallen under 80 much popular
suspicion"
The Lamar register., 1912-08-28

Lulu-You were engaged to that fel.
low over there last year. weren't
Touf
Anna-Yes; and II he hadn't made
fool of himself and tried to re-
sew the acquaintance last winter. he
,ould be engaged to me again this
summer.