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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09
WOMEN AND HEALTH.

Women are beginning to realize
more fully that good health is not to
be found in the use of cosmetics and
face powders. The appearance OF
health may follow facial treatment,
but health itself lies much deeper than
the surface.
Most important to the health of ev-
cry woman is regularity of the bowels
and digestive organs. The weary
eyes, bad breath, frequent headaches,
pimples and general air of lassitude,
Is in most every case due to consti-
patton or indigestion, or both. There
are various remedies prescribed for
this condition, but the easiest, most
pleasant and certainly effective, is
a combination of simple laxative
herbs with pepsin known to druggists
as DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin. This
simple remedy is far preferable to
harsh salts and cathartics and violent
purgative waters that disturb the
whole system without affording more
than temporary relief.
Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin is a
tonic laxative, mild in it's action,
pleasant to the taste and positive in
it's effect, strengthening the muscles
of stomach and bowels SO that after
a short time these organs regain the
power to perform their natural func-
tons without assistance.
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is sold
by druggists everywhere in SOC and
$1.00 bottles. If you have never tried
it, write for sample to DR.. W. B.
Caldwell, POI Washington ST., Month
cello, ILL.,; he will gladly send trial
bottle without any expense to you
whatever.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

First-Dan Hanna married
May Harrington. They. had
three sons. After a divorce
the first Mrs. Dan Hanna mar
ried Edmund X. StaIio, who
has two daughters. She has
now sued him for divorce.
Second-Dan Hanna mar
ried Mrs. Walter de S. Maud,
formerly Daisy Gordon. They
had one daughter. This Mrs.
Hanna, after a divorce, mar
ried Frank D. Pelton, who had
a son by a previous marriage.
Third-Dan Hanna married
Mrs. Frank {. Ske!Iy, former
Iy Marie Stuart. They have
two daughters. While this
Mrs. Hanna was Mrs. SkeIIy
she had a daughter.
Now, what relation are the
Stallo girls to Dan Hanna's
three sets of children. What
relation is the Pelton boy to
the StaIIo girls? What reTa-
ton are the skeIIy girls to the
Stalios and the Peitons?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

try Peruna, and after using four bottles
can say | was entirely cured.'
Unable to Work.
Mr.. Gustav Himmelreich, Hochheim,
Texas, writes:
For a number of years I suffered when
ever I took cold, with severe attacks OF
asthma, which usually yielded to the COM
mon home remedies.
Last year, however, I suffered for eight
months without interruption so that
could not do any work at all. The va
rious medicines that were prescribed
brought me no relief.
after taking six bottles of Peruna.
two of Lacupia and two of Manalin, !
am free of my trouble so that | can dc
all my farm work again. I can heart
lily recommend this medicine to any
one who suffers with this annoying
complaint and believe that they will
obtain good results"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

with the filing of suit for absolute
divorce against Edmund X Stallo,
the New York lawyer, by his wife.
formerly the first wife of Dan r. Han
ma, only son of the late Senator Mark
Hanna of Ohio, the relations of the
various members of the Hanna family
and it's offshoots are further compli-
Gated
Before another twelvemonth, unless
the suit is withdrawn, Mrs. Stallo may
be free to wed again, and as she is
still an attractive woman with large
income in her own right, third dip
in the matrimonial surf is not i'm
probable.
But even should she remain unmar-
ried, there are enough puzzling rela-
tonships in the Hanna Samiy to make
& unnecessary to speculate what rela-
tions her children by third husband
would be to the daughters of Dan Han
ia by his second and third wives.
Dan Hanna, millionaire coal opera
tor and business man of Cleveland,
Ohio, has been married three times, a
not unusual record in these days of
| quick divorce. However, he has had
! children by each of his three wives,
/ three sons by the first wife, daugh-
! ter by the second wife and two daugh,
/ tiers by the present Mrs. Hanna, who
] is known as Mrs Dan Hanna No. 8.
Jungle of Relationships.
TIE complications resulting from
/ this one-sided yet triple matrimonial
feat would not be difficult for the veri
est layman to figure out had not two
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09
seiess.

why don't you make up your mind
to cease permitting your wife to hen
peck you?"
Il have made it up half a dozen
times, but it doesn't seem to do any
good at all. She refuses to concede
that have a mind"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

Old Grouch-So you had a fight with
Clarence. He claims he licked you.
ChOlly-Oh! the boastah! It's twue
he wumpled my cwavat dweadfully,
but when it was all ovah his collah
was fwightfully wilted.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09
BiCUer Than Mobile.

Ella-Don't you think she has mo-
bile mouth?
Stella-More than that; it is as big
as the whole of Alabama.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

The mind has more room in it than
most people think, if you would but
furnish the apartments-Gray
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09
+ n |: [:

T want every person
who is bilious, conss,
mated or mas any stom'
ach or liTer- ailment !.
send for a free pacRa,sge
of my Paw-Paw p nus
I want to prove tina;
they positively cure o ~
digestion. Sour Stom'
ach, Belching, Wlno'
II e adache, Nervous !
ness, Sleeplessness ana
are an infallible cure
for Constipation. 10 90
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09
Doctors Said
Health Gone


Mr.. B. w.
D. b a r mes.
ex Sheriff
of Warren
G. 0 u n t y,
T e nnessee,
in a letter
f r o m Nc
M i nnville,
T e nnessee,
writes:
81 h a d
{ h T. O a t
Ir o u b | c
a n d b a d
t h r ee DOC
tors treating
m e. A | !
failed to do
m G a n Y
q o 0 d, and
. r onounced
my health
gone. [ con-
n I II ded TO
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. Easy to take.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

this am willing to give millions OF tree p pass
ages. I take all the risk. Sold bg dru ag5.sss
for Is cents a vial. For free package 80 n
Prof Munyon 53rd Jefferson Sts.. rhliaue'p"'a' -
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

When people begin to say to a
woman, How young you are look
ing" it's a sign she is getting old.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

EW YORK.-To the marital
miX-ups that have made
the Hanna family tree diff
ficult for even expert ge-
nealogists to climb must be
added q nav chaOtar For
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09
Numerical Logic

What makes you think ones is OF
dis feet again in the factory?"
"I noticed he had so many hands"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

The man who is satisfied with him
self never worries on account OF his
neighbOrS estimate of him.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09

soyJr druggist will refund money if PAZO OlNI-
uENT fails TO cure any case of Itching Blind
bleeding OF Prorruding Piles in TO IA days. DUO.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-02-09
Matrimonial Tangle
That Might Puzzle
Solomon to Unravel

Dan Hanna Is Responsible for This
Problem: If a Man Has Children
by Three Wives Are the Children of
His First Wife and Children of His
Third Wife Half Sisters and Half
Brothers "Once Removed?"
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
4 LINE OF
 CLEAVAGE.

The El Paso Tines, month agl demanded the subdivision of the Lone Star state into five as was provided for in the terms under which the Re. public of Texas consented to asso- oiate itself with the Republic of the United States The Times has siace modified its demand and now. insists only that the state shall be cut into two states for the present
 It sees a means by which this d. vision may be quickly brought about and the instrument with which it is to be effected has, until lately been treated by the Times with impatience, not to say, with contempt It is pro- hibition.
 Since it has discovered how prohi- bition may be made useful, the Times respect for it has monstrously in. creased. The Times now believes II has come to stay and that it's ad- herents comprise not quite, but a. most, half the population of the state. The conflict is recognized as ire pressitle. It is to be a never ending tug-of-war. The ''dr. S and vets can never live amicably together.
 Therefore. there must be two states in which each Of the factions can carry out its own peculiar notions with reference to the liquor traffic Tut here comes a difficulty which evi- dently has not presented itself 10 the Times. How are the "wets" ard the "drys," each to be herded with their own? They are now, all mingled together in various communities and it cannot be supposed that dry" al ready rooted 10 the soil will uproot himself merely because the division of the state leaves him in wet" ter ritory.
 Wet" and dry" states nave been created but we have never heard that immigration or emigration has been accelerated thereby.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
Little James

lCouCerning Wisconsin as the Birth Place 0f RefOrmj
 My Paw was sTalkin' last Mite about what a grate place Wisconsing mad got to be ssnce he was a boy v then they wasn't nothn there but laUers, Bares, Bunalows an Injuns.
 ~Th EMmynence Wich Wiscousing now enjoys. sez My Paw, got its start in th Town Of Milwocky wich was made famous as a Thirst As wagin Center an 1t got so famous til it cuddnt hold all it's Fame, wich run over like tn Fom5 of its Princi- pie Proddux an .spred all over tn State. Then Mister La FailOffit comes along an made WIscoRsing more fam0user'n ever.
 But ] think 'at WiscO<ing is car ryin' its Clames little 10 fur an is astin' too much sf tn rest of tn Country Mister Laisllonit is boldin' his state up as a Moddle for all tn rest ef us an sez at we won't have no perfeck Government till thi United States adops th Government of Wis consinig in tn place of tn wun at was Established by tn Father Of tn Republic.
 They done th best they Rhode how, Mister La FaIloffit sez, but they lacked tn Gidin' Hand an tn Massff BTane an tn Pompy1oor Hare wich has made Wisconsiing Famous. Ms ter La Fallonit r'leeves at they is only wun other Government in tn world wich approaches the Guvrn- ment of WiscOnsing anthnt is Swis- serlsnd. wich is tn Wisconsing of Yurrup.
 That Guyermcnt is much older7 Wisconsinig is, an Mist.r La Fall. Onit sez at it's this Surcumstance at has Converted him to tn Doctorin' of Reincarnashun He bleeves at he must a been present an formed it in anutner State of Existence.
 But 1 want to git back 10 my Or iguI. Statement at Wisconsing is astin' too much of th' rest of Us. We've Acknowledged ir Grateness ot them early Reformers. Mister Sits an Mister Baptist an we've Receeved th' Pride Of Milwocky with open arms or ruther. with Open Mouths. Tbdt 5 enuff Tribute to Pay wun state. L.'s git our Guyerment, if wee meed . Nnt' wun. somwheTes else.
 We got to he'd on .Wisconsing this time. or th' first thing we know it'll be wautin to giSe us a Noo Religion. Tn Reform at Mister Sits an Mis- ter Baptist ciiecked was a Pleasant wun, but they's sich q thing as sit tin too many Reforms goin at wunst"
 LITTLE IAMES.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28

Like most of our present day mag
 mates When naming their share ol
 wealth?
 When yanked up for auto racing l wonder what he would say Regarding the speed he was going; If Washington lived today. Would Washington still be truthful Or would be equivocate, Ii a present day Martha should meet
 him,
 When he came home very late? When she fired her questions at him Would he tell the truth or dodge, And say he'd been with a sick brother 4 brother, you know. of the lodge If she called him up at his office By phone and found him away. wonder how on earth he'd square
 i:,
 If Washington lived today. If Martha took him to Grand Opera. Because the society folk went. Would he tell the grim truth about it When asked if he knew what it
 meant?
 Would he give his honest opinion. Or would he lie like gent? Like all Of us present day mortals. He might find 1t wouldn't pay To stick to the truth about some
 things
 If Washington lived today.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
SOME EXCUSE FOR MULES
But Ranch Hand Had Poor Opinion of Any Other Living Thing That
 Made Same Mistake.
That's all

Recently" writes attorney Earl 3 Smith of Somerton. Yuma county. Arizona -1 was obliged 10 remain at a rrimitive southern Arizona ranch oTe" night. and at about dusk ! was given quilt. clean sheet, and a pill low and told 10 take them to She top of 20-fOot alfalfa stack and make up my bed. Knowing the condition oi the country. l did not murmur. and climbed the pole ladder to spend the night never enjoyed better nights rest st any hotel At early dawn l raised my head and saw two yearling mule colts feeding al the edge of the stack. We exchanged glances for a no meat. while the mules ears showed keen astonishment. Suddenly l rose to my feet. and in doing SO the white sheet elung to my shoulders. where upon the colts Tit out down the lane as If the Angel Gabriel were de- scending to take them to celestial pas turage. While at the breakfast table ! related the incident, which was much enjoyed. but no remarks were made at the time. As one of the ranch hands was passing out O: the door he said in a subdued but distinctly audible voice that it was the first time-he had ever heard of a lawyer being mistaken for an angel and nobcay but mule would hays Uffe such sn error"
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
OLD CHINESE ROLLS FOUND
Thousands Of Manuscripts on Silk Dis covered In Grottcs by
 French Explorer.

Paul Pelliot, the young French ex ploref of Chinese Turkestan. found in caverns at Tuan-Huang silk rolls which are Chinese manuscripts. some of them embroidered y artists who seem 10 have s,spped out of The Arabian Nights" These rolls have been immured in thNse grottos for nine hundred years, and when de ciphered and translated will tell the story of civilization that fiovrished over a thousand years ago and is dead s~-
 The explorer brought back five thou sand rolls; but as the!e are five hun dred grottos. he believes many mere libraries will be found.
 In the last few years archaeolsgists at work in the Mediterranean island of Crete have unearthed ruins and pot tery which prove that civilized people inhabited Greece as far back as the year 260U R. C. The system of drain age in the prehistoric city of Gnossus. in Crete, is more sanitary than any found in any historic age anywhere op earth until the nineteenth century.
 The life of the human race upon this planet Is being traced further and further back The earliest known civilization is being found to have been preceded by one still earlier One curtain of the past upraised re veals another curtain which the scien lists are certain conceals still more seors'~- IIrhsSpolis Journaj
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
HAD TENDER SPOT FOR HORSE
Washington and Grant Alike in Their Fondness for the Noble Friend
 of Mankind.

The disposition of the late Presl- dent Grant to talk horse was a great cause of offonse 10 certain prim pee pie. If they had consulted History they would have learned that horse talk was also a characteristic of that distinguished soldier and fine old Vir- ginia gentsman. George Washington by name. declares writer in the Army and Navy Journal -'T found" wrote the' artist Gilbert Stuart that 1t was difficult to interest Washington in conversation while ] was taking his portrait I began on the revolution. the battles of Monmouth and Prince ton, but he was absolutely dumb. Aft CT a while ! got on horses. I Lad touched the rigbt chord Washington was then president of the United States and resided ia philadelphia, where he had a stable Of six and rwen. ty horses. He used 10 say that he needed but one good quality in a horse and tkat was 10 go along for he could always keep his saddle. pro- vided the animal could keep his legs. After the surrender at Appomattox Grant had not a word to say about the stirring events through which he had just passed. but as he sat. over his campfire that uizht he turned to his quartermaster and said. Iugalls. do you remember that old white mule So and So used 10 ride in Mexico?" Of course. under the circumstances. Ingalls was prepared Co remember that or any ether experience that pleased bis chief He probably would not have cares, however. tO remember just then the disasttous speculation In raising potatoes in which he was Grants partnst< abssD' a.esH, set sta tioned together in 0rsgonf WY
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
SUPERVISORS ACTION WAS OH SAFE SIDE.

The fact that the canvasslng board is not counting the votes cast for precinct officers in the counties where such elections were held last month has aroused no incoDsiGerable amount O, comment and criticism as we'll as conjecture. X statement re- gently made that some or the precinct officers elected intended to sue the supervisors it certificates are not is sued is an example Of this While un- doubtedly some such statement was made who ever is responsible for it must have spoken without considera- ton for there is certainly no war rant for any such action and no sui could possibly stand in any court upon such grounds.
 The Cochise county board of super visors in placing precinct officers on the ticket acted within their rights and were on the safe side. They were pogloned to place these names on the ticket and they granted the petition Had they refused 10 do so and had the canvassing board counted the ballots in other counties tLere would have been ground for protest and the would be candidates would indeed have had a grievance. As it is their action is to De commended and moi condemned
 Talk of suing the board is SO idle as to be really funny. We frequen'l' bear of action being brought wherC z. petition is refused but 1t would be indeed novelty if a person should ],e permitted % bring sui because the very thing he asks for was done if afterwsrd mstters do not material ize as he had hoped. Any criticism of the board for the course which il pursued as to inc election is ill-timed and uneined forfrom any source aud
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
AT THE FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
Morning Services.

Sunday school at ten o'clock. Preaching at eleven o'clock by Rev T. F. McCourtney. secretary of The Arizona Baptist Church convention. Subiect5 The Challenge of The In finite" Reception of members at the close Of the service.
 Evening Services Young peoples union at G:30. Sub ject: Foreign Missionaries" Lead CTS, Lucille Wildman and Minnie Slaughter
 Preaching by the Pastor at 7:30. Subject: The House of Mansions Prayer service Wednesday at 7:50 ?. ID. Aid society Thursday p. m Business session.
 You are cordially invited to wor- ship with us Strangers specially welcome.
 J. w BITTERLY
 Pastor.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Sunday School at 9:45 a. m., with classes for ali ages.
 Young peoples meeting at 6:30 ?. m. 1opic: The Foreign Missionary Whose Life Most Inspired Me'-z corinthians 5;142f.
 Preaching by the pastor, at Il a m. At 1880 D. m. Rev c. r. Farnam secretary of the Western Agency of the American Bible society will give a lecture on the work of the Bibie SO cIety throughout the world. lt will be illustrated with stereopticon views. Prayer meetings Wednesday even ing. At : D. ID. for Sunday School workers. At 7:45 D. m. for the gen eral public, when the Sth Psalm will be studied.
 JOHN E. FRY
 tastOr
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
DIPPED FROM THE STREAM

It seems about time for somebody to compile a list Of the twenty great est presidential possibilities.
 The general verdict seems to be that Santa Claus should be allowed to hold his job for another year.
 With hook on the supreme bench maybe the trusts will get it.
 Mir. Shuster in Persia was the right man in the wrong place.
 If King George wants soTse real excitement in the way of tiger hunt ing. let him come to America and hunt the Tammany tiger for a spell Luther Burbank says he is going to produce a seedless prune, Luther will certainly gst the boarding house vote if he ever runs for any thing.
 The gaekwar of Baroda turned his hack on King George. If he looks like most of the gaekwars. the king should be thankful.
 Newport has a bridge whist scan dal. which by the way. is about the tamest scandal Newport has ever had In his list of the worlds greatest men, Andrew Carnegie certainly over looked santa Claus.
 PERSONAL
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28
New Use tor x.Rays.

It is claimed that the X-rays have been successfully applied in France to the detection Of adulterations of food where the aduiterants consist Of some kind of mineral matter. The food to be examined is reduced to powder and spread thply upon glass. An X-ray photograph of the glass reveals the presence of the mineral particles by the failure Of the rays to penetrats them as they penetrate the other con stituents of the powdered food
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-28

This evening at 7:30 O cIoc k Rev George E. Farnam, secretary Of the western agency of the American Bible society. will give an illustrated lecture in the Pyesbytcrian church on the work Of Cne American Bible so- ciety around the world. A stereopti' con will be used S bring the work in the different lands 10 the eyes of the people The public is invited to the lecture A free-wiil offering for the work of the Bible Society will be made during the evening