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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
Mendinq

Few repairs are more conspicuous or
annoying than ugly patches on screen
doors or windows. When a screen is
broken first make the broken place a
neat, trim oblong hole with wire cut.
tiers. Then from a piece of screen cut
a patch two inches larger than the
opening. Ravel the wires for half an
inch all around this piece and bend the
wires thus left at right angles. Hold
ing the patch carefully in place, push
the bent wires through the screen and
secure the patch by bending the wires
back evenly and smoothly. The patch
will be hardly noticeable when COM
pleted.-National Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
Chopped BoSh Ends,

During Gladstone's last contest for
the university. In the days of public
voting, Professor Smith was n Of
the tellers. A certain don who never
could manage his us wanted to vote
for the Tory candidates.. Sir William
Heathcote and Mr.. Claiborne Hardy.
but lost his head and said. II vote for
Glad then. suddenly correcting him.
self. exclaimed, Il mean for 'Eathcote
and 'Ardy." T~hereupon Smith said.
II claim that vote for Gladstone"
But" said the vice chancellor, 1.-The
voter did not finish your candidates
name" THAT is true." said Smith,
"but then he did not ven begin the
other two"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11

A man has 500 muscles, 1.OOO!OOO.OOO
cells, 200 different bones, four gallons
Of blood, several hundred feet OF ar
teries and veins. over twenty-five feet
of intestines and millions Of pores.
His heart weighs from eight to twelve
ounces, it's capacity is from four to
six ounces in each ventricle. and its
size is 5 by 31a by 212 inches. 1t is a
hollow muscular organ and pumps
twenty-five and a half pounds of blood
every minute. In twenty-four hours 1t
pumps sixteen tons. 1t beats about
seventy-two times a minute. In one
year an average mans heart pumps
II. 900 pounds Of blood.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
nomaStie TrouhIes

Observation-Disclosures the matter. dear,
Why do you look so worried?
Wife-Oh, I've just got everything
all ready for Mrs. Meatleigh's visit
I've done up all the curtains and pill.
Iowshams and bureau covers and cen
terpieces. and they're all spick and
span.
Husband-Well. if everything is in
such apple pie order why look so dis.
consulate about it?
Wife bursting into tears)-Oh. / just
know as soo as she sees them she'll
know l cleaned everything all up be
cause she was coming.-Judge.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
A Greater

A famous master of Trinity college,
Cambridge, had been a friend in earlier
days Of M Jenny Gordon. a London
solicitor. But Jenny went to the bad,
was struck off the rolls and lived from
what he could get from old %acquaint-
ances. One day he met the master and
asked for a shilling.
Gordon" Numbered the master, ''if
you could show me a greater scoundrel
than yourself l would give you half a
crown" And he stalked stifny away
to his rooms. In half an hours time
the butler announced hat Mr.. Pom
pous. the esquire beadle, wished to see
the master. Now. the master had a
special detestation of the beadle. who
when admitted CURLY asked what he
wanted. replied:
"Mr. Gordon informed noe that you
desired to see me-"
Said the master, Gordon has made
an ass Of you'll"
In ten minutes more the butler came
again. grinning. and said:
Mr.. Jenny Gordon has called and
says you owe him half q crown, sir"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11

AS a result of work by it's Boy
Scouts. Weir, Kas.. now prides itself
on being the cleanest town in America.
The scouts there had a cleaning day.
recently, on which they hauled away
all rubbish from the ree and va
cant lots. They also induced the city
council to adopt an ordinance that will
help to make the good work perman.
emit. This summer they will institute
an anti-fy campaign.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
At the MURRAY.

Starting tonight the Lewis and
Oliver Players will present the pas
toral comedy drama, The Village
Schoolmaster." There is an abundance
of comedy, and the schoolroom scene
is one that will carry you back to
childhood. The play has to do with a
country school teacher, who is trick
ed into a false marriage, but who is
finally started on the right path. The
play teaches a beautiful moral, and is
refined and instructive. Special seen
cry is now being built for the piece.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
C. LOW PRICES
ON MEATS n LARD

For Thursday, Friday and Saturday
this week only.
Our W smoked meats, bacon.
smoked or dry salt cured 12hc and
15c 10.
Nice small California Hams 12hc Id.
Regular Hams, Ice ID.
Block Hams, lie ID.
Our WI make of kettle rendered
lard 12tc Id.
SCHWEGMAN'S.
2 Meat Markets. 3 Phones.
lest
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
Perpetual Youth.

IT'S yet high day. Thy staff resume
And fight fresh battles for the truth,
For what is age but youths full bloom.
A ripper. more transcendent YOUTH
A weigh of gold
Is never old.
Streams broader grow as downward rolled
At sixty-two life has begun;
At seventy-three begins once more:
Fly swifter as chou nearest the sun
And brighter chine at eighty-four.
At min ety-five.
houlSs st thou arrive,
Still wait ON God and work and thrive.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
Outlook for Plain Folk

Outlook for Plain Folk"
HOO a. hilbert Russell, "Edu-
cation and Moral strength"
1850 p. m.-Edward A. Ross, Lat
ter Day Sinners and Saints"
State Superintendent Charles A.
Greathouse will be in attendance one
day, Tuesday. August %.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
Reason For Her Talk.

Lola. aged four. was present at din
ner one evening when a number OF
guests were being entertained by her
parents. and during a luli in the con.
versation she began to talk very ear
nestly.
why do you talk so much. Lola?
asked her father.
cause I've got somethin' to say
was the innocent ply.-Chicago News,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
A Compliment For tho Stride.

SS"'FssSts SNS teOs
In describing his own wedding Mr..
W. A Butler in "A Retrospect of
Forty Years" records the remark of a
guest OF which he we'll says. For
genuine Quaker wit, this will be found
hard to match"
| must relate a striking salutation
that the bridal couple received from a
Quaker client Of mine. a shrewd dry
goods merchant Presented by an
usher. he surveyed the bride. whom
he had never seen before. and then.
with the utmost deliberation. proceeded
to say:
William. ] think thy bride has
shown more Judgment in her choice
than thee has"
Fortunately. before I could turn to
resent this strange ~salutation. he con
tinued as follows:
Because 1t takes some penetration
TO discover thy good qualities. but hers
ran be seen at II glance"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11

During the summer months mothers
of young children should watch for any
unnatural looseness Of the bowels.
When given prompt attention at this
time serious trouble lmay be avoided.
Chamberlain's Colo, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy can always be depended
upon. For sale by all dealers
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
icks'C udine
Stops Headaches

Some derangementj causes every
headache. C1pudlne removes
the cause-whether from heat. cold,
stomach, or over-tense nerves.
Capudine acts quickly, is q
liquid pleasant ;to take. 1t is
good for colds andlgripp also. Try
1T.
10c. 25c and SOC at drug stores.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11

In early times "blackguard" was by
no means a term of %reproach. but re-
ferred to the lowly but honorable
privilege of Carrying coal in the kings
household.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
MRS. WILKES
BLESSING
Her Dearest Hopes Realized
Health, Happiness
and Baby.

P~lattsburg, Miss. Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has proved
very beneficial to me, for now / am we'll
and have a sweet, healthy baby, and Jul
home is happy.
81 was an invalid from pros
tration, indigestion and female troubles.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11
INDIANS HELP IN
HONOR|NG BISHOP
700 Take Part in Grouard's
Golden Anniversary, at
Edmonton, Alta.
(N~ational News Association

EDMONTON, Alta, July 11.-Seven
hundred braves of the Cree and Bea-
yer tribes from variS,s parts of the
north country, headed by Chief Kee-
nosew and Chief Mustus, CARRIED in
their gaudiest costumery and accom-
panied by squaws and pappooses, as
sisted the clergy of the diocese of
Athabasca and the people OF the town
and visitors from all over Canada and
the United States in celebrating the
Golden anniversary of the priesthood
of Bishop Emile Grouard, the oldest
active Catholic missionary in the Do
minion, at G%rouard, Alta, north of
here.
The Indians attended the reception,
where addresses were delivered by
Samuel Cunningham, who was a mem
Der of the territorial legislature;
Bishop Joussard, co-adjutor of the do
cese and Miss Kate McDermott, daugh-
ter of Mayor McDermott, and they
also participated in the high mass,
which was celebrated by Bishop Grou-
ard. Rev. Father Orcalan of Rome,
preached the sermon. The services
were followed by a public banquet, at
which addresses were given in Eng
lish, French and Cree. A parade in
which a squadron of the Royal North
west Mounted Police took part, was
the feature of the afternoon and in
the evening there was a presentation
of a drama, entitled Life of Bishop
Grouard in the North" written by sis
tiers of the church.
The Indians, who were encamped
along the northern shore of Lesser
Slave Lake, passed the rest of the
week in sports, including horse and
pony races, cowboy, running, jumping
and dancing contests and tugs of war.
The dances recalled the days when
the red men held full sway over the
vast northland. At the close of the
festivities the braves and their squaws
and pappooses returned to the habi-
tats in the woods, many of hem trav-
cling by the most primitive means of
transportation.
Bishop Grouard is a native of Brit
amy, born in 1910 in the town of
Setche. He left France for America
in 1850, and completed his theological
studies in a seminary at Quebec,
where he was ordained a priest on
June 20, 1862. Shortly afterward he
was SEN to the northern missions, in
the wilds of the Athabasca country.
Though ~encountering many hardships
he worked with Protestant and Cath
Ollie alike and did much more than
any living man in civilizing the native
Indians. He befriended the pioneers
and trappers and packers in the early
days, and in return they have honored
him in the scene of his fruitful la
bors.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11

Besides its long neck. the giraffe has
a useful tongue. which can be greatly
elongated. and in this state can be
coiled around branches for the purpose
of drwawing them down.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-11

THEATRICAL CALENDAR

At The Murray.
Lewis-Oliver Stock company, indefi-
mite.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-02-27

"A Sa1e rule 10 Hollow is TO make
your dealer guarantee every prod
uct you buy and see that it is la
beled. Seek a good merchant
and buy all your goods from him.
You are then in position to hold
him accountable. He will make
good any mistake and will hest
tate before permitting you to
leave dissatisfied.
Peddlers are here today and in
another part of town tomorrow.
Their expenses are greater and
in order to make large profits,
must sell you inferior goods. This
especially applies to eggs and but
ter. The greater part of this So
called butter is oleomargine.
A simple test is to place small
lump in a pan and heat. Butter
frams and does not sizzle.
Oleomargine sizzles like grease
and does not fran.
Deddlers sometimes gather up
a lot of old rancid butter and
grease. This is heated to melting
point, the odor is killed and a lit
tie fresh cream is added and sold
for pure creamery butter.
Pure butter is a very fine arti-
Gle for children but if you are in
doubt as to its merits. use good
bacon grease. Toast on bread
dipped in the frying pan after fry
ing bacon is very helpful for chill
dren. This is also true of gray
les which contains more strength
as a rule than the article itself
after cooking.
All foods must be broken down
-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-02-27
= = = = = = = y , = = = =
*KIDS AND CHEAP CANDY*
< By w. c. Cotton, M. D.

x + x x 4 x x x ** +
Almost every day children are
given pennies for being good or
doing little stunts about the
house. Play usually follows work
so they go out doors and visit
the little store around the corner.
Bright colors attract the eye
first so the beautiful red, green
and yellow candies are bought.
Sometimes penny pop is bought.
Many cases of poisoning occur
every year in Chicago from pop.
Pop is/of no value as a food and
often is only sweetened, colored
water. Penny pop is too often
served in dirty fly laden places
which swarm with disease germs.
Children are permitted to buy
candies because they are cheap,
easy to get and look good. Is
cheap candy really cheap? How
can store that bought candy
from-a factory, sell many times
as cheap as you could if you made
it yourself? =
They can't. The majority
don't use sugar, molasses, water,
good nuts, like you would, in
making candy. Immense profits
could not be made.
No hard and fast rule can be
laid down in telling good foods
from bad ones. One source of
trouble comes from looking for
bargains. Bargains as rule are
bait to catch suckers.
Sometimes old rubbish left ov-
er from the year before is placed
on the counter at q reduced rate
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
Didn't Get tn. Pr,.snt.

When a three-year-old girl who
ives in Twenty-fourth street was ad-
vised by her mother that the next day
was the day to 60 to Sunday school,
she opened her large. blue eyes wide
and rather forlornly remarked, Every
Sunday when they call my name say
'Bresent,' but they haven't given It to
me yet"
In the same Sunday school. not long
ago. Mrs. Thomas r. Marshall was
teaching the Sunbeam class q lesson
on King David, and, endeavoring to
sec how much of her instruction Of
the previous Sunday had not been lost
asked: "Who was our lesson about
last Sunday?" No answer. Don't
you remember the handsome young
man We talked about?" After few
moments one little hand went up.
"Well, Nary" asked Mrs. Marshall,
II don't remember his NAME" said
Mary, but he was the bog that killed
the Acknowledgements News.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
stoekyard Notes..

Stoekyard Notice.,
Actual receipts here Wednesday:
Cattle. 14,o76; hogs. 33.415; sheep, H.
|195. Number Of carloads: Cattle. 6s6;
hogs. AT; sheep lo4 Average to car
load: Cattle. 21: hogs. 70: sheep, 100.
Hogs over from Wednesday. 6,l14.
Actual numbefrof cars received We'd
nesday, 1852. -
George Tupper & Son. Orchard. Iowa
| sold on Wednesdays market four cars
of cattle Of their2own feeding: 81 steers
averaging 1862 lbs and selling at 49,
At the six markets total OF 10000
cattle have arrived first four days in
the week, against $4,000 week ago
and $4,000 year ago. The west mas
had fair quota OF Texas stuff as well
as grassy natives and combined re-
ceipts west Of Chicago. showing a gain
over last week. have had due influence
in breaking the market here. despite
I Chicago's decrease in marketings
BUYERS Of mich stock were indiffer-
ent toward the moderate crop or COWS
at hand. Glass OF stuff was not to their
liking. since only the high-gra COWS
| are wanted In most quarters. sun
prices were not materially different
from levels shown earlier this Week.
and, compared with the big decline In
{! force last week. A good share OF the
mixer stun and practically all the
backward springers find outlet thru the
killers. Only right prime grade o.
cows is quoted above s65 now and s55 q
SO is buying kinds ordinarily called
choice. God cows land around $A1 @
| so, medium at $40 and lower and some
thin light stuff is going down to $50.
| Only a few choice butcher bulls are
coming, these going up around IS and
better and the prime grades quotee
close up to ST.
That further decline for grassers II
on the cards is general trade belief
This stuff will come more freely IRON
now on, while the corn-fed crop IS ex'
pected to dwindle In size.
Hog receipts in the west were little
heavier than a week ago. but mucf
lighter than a year ago. Local ship
ments OF meats showed a big decrease
as compared with year ago, but lare
was little heavier.
Shipping orders for horses are 81
light at the present writing that prac'
tically all trading contaminated was O
a local character and not OF any consid
cradle volume. Indications are tina
only a fair clearance will be effected
this week
Receipts for four days this week ar
1913, as against 1858 the hrst foul
days last week and 1853 the CORE
spending period year ago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
M;nne.po,i. Cash Grain.

FURNISHED by l.. G. Clay. grain mer'
chant, "a East Main Phone 6s.)
Minneapolis, June 7.
Wheat-No. l hard, 1.15N; No.
northern, to arrive, 1.l5h@1.15k; No
2 northern to arrive, 1.13H; No.
northern, LIS @1.1s%; No. durum
1.10h: to arrive, ITO; No. durum
1.061; to arrive. 1.06.
Corn-No. 8 yellow. 1904: to ar.
rive, 70; No 4. 66@70.
Oats-No. 8 white. 5lN @51%; to ar
rive. 51A; No. 3. 4s@50.
Barley-65@ Oils.
Rye-To arrive, 49,
Flax-2.36: to arrive, PA.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
St. Loui. ca.h Grain CT.

st. LOUIS Cash Grain Close.
FURNISHED by l.. G. Clay. grain mer-
chant, - East Main. Phone $50
ST. Louis. June T.
Wheat-No. red, 1.13h@1141s; No
red, 1.12: No. red, 1.O5@1.0s; No
hard, 1.1o61.14Ia; No. 3 hard. 1859
Lac: No. 4 hard. 1.05@1.oS.
Corn-No. 2. 1914 ar; No. 3, $50
1917; No. 4. 71@72; no grade, 5000;
No. yellow, 7sla ais: No. 8 yellow
1914 OF: No I yellow, 30; No. 2 white
s46S5; No 3 white, s2k asa; No.
white. 7167o
oats-No 2. 531s; No. 8. 52k; No. 4.
SLY; No . white. 551a @55A: No. 3
white. 54A @541a: No. white. 5sA:
standard, SAX 551s
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
Moaning q .,sa,an,asses

a contraction Of an lndiaa phrasj
descriptive Of the stones sssn through
the water in IT. bed, and which, ffom
Il refractive power IN tho current, II,
semble otters swimming beneath the
surface. Such - the explanation. and
the only one, - far @ ] know, that.
has been given. Of tho meaning OF the
word Kalamazoo. and the author a
this remained unknown % mo until q
short time ago. whom accidentally
discovered that It was II. r. School.
craft. The fact - that IL
alleged word negikanamasoo given By.
echoolcraft 10 q deliberate alteration
by him Of kikalamazo. written BY the
French Ut Q period when some dialect
Of Ojibwa, TO which the word belongs.
WAS still using the letter ]. It 10 .
slight ivory slight) alteration Of old
Otibwa kikalamoso. meaning ne, ID II;
convenienced by smoke in HE lodge"
American Anthropologi0t f 4,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
Chicago Produce.

In1CdSO- JUne Z.
Butter-steady; creameries, 23@ %;
dairies, 20@24.
Eggs-Steady; receipts. 1871 cases
at mark. cases included. 1512 616k
ordinary firsts. 16; firsts. l7917R.
Cheese-Steady; daisies, 12A G13A
twins, 12h 113; young Americas, 1874
OH; long horns, 12A 913A.
PoNtry-Steady: turkeys, IL; chick.
ems, 1211: springs, s.oo@s,oo per dozen
Pork-september, 1851.
Lard-September, lilo.
Ribs-September, 1o.62i3.
Rye-No. ., SO.
Barley-65 M1.25.
Timothy-7.5069.O
Clover-14.0O@ $4,000.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
No Cause 70 Fear.

A fisherman succeeded IN stealing
goose from . farmhouse b. train
ing his nsh.line along the ground in
sight Of the goose. The goose. seeing
the worm, bit at It and got caught b.
the hook. When caught, the man ran.
pulling the bird after him. The bird.
BY tapping her wings, alarmed the
farmers wife, who came out to the
gate, and, seeing the man running and
the goose following, she exclaimed:
Don't be afraid. my good man: shs
won't touch you"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
ELks CONCLUDE SESSION.
Mears Elected State Prssidsnt-B.
l:an&nn Gate NaxA Conwan$;on

Meaes Elected State Pro0id0nt-Bur-
linston Gets Next Convention.
Davenport, June THE Elks state
convention closes today. The feature
Of the session was the big parade, in
which $500 members and their ladies,
accompanied by fourteen bands. took
part. Throngs Of people witnessed the
spectacle. After the business session
Burlington was decided on as the next
place Of meeting. Sherman T. Mears
Of waterloo, was elected president
Other officers chosen were:
First vice President, Edward D.
Brande 0rinnell: second vice president
Albert L. Reynolds third vice presi-
dent, Frank Perry. Davenport; secre-
tary, W. H. Reinbold, Keokuk: treas
urer, Albert Hennibaum. Davenport:
trustee. Henry Lewis. Ottumwa:
doorkeeper, John Weignad. Muscatine;
sergeant at arms. BENJAMIN schwind
Dubuque: chaplain. Rev. Dr.. Rudd
Fort Madison.
A social session 1t Z suburban pleas
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
Range Of Chicago Grain Prices.

wheat-September opened at LOS Is
61.o5x; highest. 1861: lowest, LOS u {;
closed. 105H@1.Os: December opened
at ~ 5x@1051a: closed, 1861 M1.oS%
Corn July opened at 74%s 674h
highest, 74N; lowest. 74as: closed. 74ss !:
September opened at 727sd73; closed
73@73M.
oats-July opened at 5o% highest,
Sly: lowest, SOY; closed. SIS d51A /:
September opened at Az; closed
as.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07

hard. 1.osh Gill; No. 4 hard. 1920
l.07; No. 2 red. 1.10h @1.12A; No. 3
led. l.0s@1.10: No. I red, 1.04@1.07.
Corn-No. 2, 76h; No. 3. 74h: No.
2 yellow. TX: No. 8 yellow. 76; No. 2
white. Sly; No. white, 80.
Oats-No. 2, 53h@ 54; No. g. $50
531s; No. 4. 52@52h; No. 2 white. ssh
@56; No. 8 white, So; No. 4, 53s @54.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-06-07
Peoria Cash Grain Close,

FURNISHED by L. G. Clay, grain mer-
chaint. "a East Main. Phone $50
Jeoria. June I.
Corn-Higher: No. white, 10: No. 4
white. II: No yellow, 1872: No. 3 yell
low, Az: No. yellow. IL; No. 3
mixed, 7S1a: No mixed, II; sample
grade. 651a @6S.
Cats-Higher; No white. 54A:
standard. 54A; No. 8 white, 53A.