The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-11

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One must eat with a good appetite
to gain flesh says Lillian Russell,
which will not have any effect with
the Alabama people who had rather
be short on flesh than to stop eating
with their fingers.
The man who dies happy certainly
is running Optimism into the ground.
Whatever else may be said of the
colonel his death won't be from stag
nation.
After having taught in the little red
school house on the hill Professor Will
son will be glad to take up his duties
in the big White House.
-S-
Bill Mapoles is respectfully asked
to introduce a constitutional amend
ment next spring when he gets to the
legislature which will allow all wom-
en- to vote who have husbands too
trifing to take the trouble to register,
pay their poll taxes and inform them
selves about public men and measures.
And old maids over thirty ought to be
given the franchise, too.
Never hold a girl to her promise
nor too tight.
Somehow that deadly speed mania
always accompanies you on joy ride
If they won't pull that Princeton col
lege yell at the inopportune time. then
Nctory is ours.
If you have formed the habit of
scratching your head you have ''capil-
liorriorriamania," according to the
scientists. However, we wouldn't ad-
wise you to lose any time in getting a
fine comb on account of the name.
Love will overcome all ailments ex-
cept mosquitoes.
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Marshall says it isn't so-doesn't
even possess any silk ones. Since the
newspaper boys who notified him at
one o'clock In the morning say he was
wearing silk ones we just naturally
suspect that he got hold to some be-
longing to the other side of the house,
but of course you never can tell.
The Roosevelt steam roller hasn't
developed enough steam to even ring
the bell.
Thankful are we that the coloners
insanity this season bids promising to
hurt no one but himself.
WhlE0 there Is some uOuDL ABOUT n
full cotton crop in the South this year,
permit us to chronicle the news that
the Pensacola baby crop is a record
breaker and then some.
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The fig season wasn't on yesterday,
but the market is flooded this morning
with the juiciest and sweetest ones
imaginable.
If woodrow declares his faith in the
Mecklenberg Declaration of Independ-
ence he will have some chance of car
rying Charlotte and North Carolina
against Andrew Jackson.
Really it ought to be fine sport TO
attend a rat-killing. party.
Jacksonville has an equal suffrage
league, which isn't the worst thing IN
Jacksonville by any means.
Pensacola is getting her week-en
visitors and they are charmed with the
Deep Water City.
And he was some professor in his
| day.
They just couldn't teach Champs
old houn' dawg new tricks.
Once more we ask Mr.. Darrow to
persuade himself to confess.
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La Toilette has an unconquerable
| desire to ask the colonel to publish his
/ expense account.
Jack Johnson will have 70 be re-
strained or he will have a corner on
all of the bacon in America.
-SA-
The irony of fate brings vacation
folders to our desk
Most of the disgruntled ones are
taking their spite out on Bryan instead
Of Wilson, and in this way the Ne
braskan is helping the party wonder
fully, just like he always does.
1t is just an accident when genius
accomplishes something worth while.
The Savannah Morning News is one
of the few papers which is still
grouchy over the result of the Balti-
more convention. II dares not say
anything against Wilson and is trying
to get revenge by abusing Bryan for
his manly work there.