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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
AFTER HE HAD COUNTED THEM
His Companions Safe. Philadelphia
Man Was Satisfied That He Had
Really Shot Buck

Thomas Martinda1e, the Philadel-
phia moose hunter. said, apropOs OF
the opening Of the deer season:
Buck fever is strange disease.
The victim OF it does some remarkable
things.
"a Philadelphia was deer hunting
in Maine. He shot four or five shots
into a thick copse. and then he
shouted:
All of you come out of thereT
Half a dozen sportsmen issued
from the copse hurriedIy.
Are you all out?' said the Phfla-
delphian- One, two, three. four.
Where's Jake? Oh, there you are,
Jake. Are you all out. sure?'
Yes they answered We're all
out; the whole party's out
Hurrah, them shouted the Phila-
delphian. 'Hurrah! I've shot a
buck!'"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Curious Russian Law.

Russia has a law which to outside
observers seems almost to put a
premium on theft by which stolen
goods become the property of the
thief If he can prove that he has had
possession Of them for over five years.
In the thieves market-which is, of
course, licensed by the police goods
that admittedly have been stolen
(more than five years before) are
openly offered for sale, and the place
is a veritable Mecca for the light
fingered gentry and their enterprising
friends, as also for the more honest
members of society, who secure many
a tempting bargain
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Mnx He Went

At a reception one night, says the
Woman's Home Companion, a loud
voiced young man was invited to sing
Desultory applause followed, and he
responded with a vociferous rendering
Of my Old Kentucky Home" The
hostess was passing among her guests
beaming at the success Of her enter
tainment and sure that everybody was
having a good time, when suddenly, to
her surprise, she came upon middle
aged man but slightly known to her
who was weeping silently but bitterly
In a secluded corner. Thinking that
his heart had been touched by the old
song, she asked sympathetically:
why do you weep? Are you Ken
tuckian?"
mo, madam he replied. 81 am E
musician"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Evening Dresses.

The Grecian draperies and oriental
colorings strongly dominate the very
exclusive evening dresses, says the
Dry Goods Economist. Embossed vel
vet patterns on chiffon cloth, on
charmeuse, on satin or brought out on
cloth of gold and silver are utilized.
Metallic brocades, gold and silver It's
sues, moire and plain cloth of gold
and silver, as well as rich embroider-
ed fabrics, are represented in many
of the most favored models. Rich
laces are also in favor, particularly
the finer varieties, such as ChantiIly
and Bohemian. Venise is used most
Iy as finishing touch on velvet
models.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Vogue of MoIre.

Moire is being used extensively for
suits this fall, as well as for trim
mings. There are several classes Of
moire, including the moire antique,
the MORE velours and the regence.
The latter denotes the ribbed weaEes
as applied to the moires. The change
able and chameleon effects are shown
in the moires quite as often as the
plain. The taffeta MORE has a beau
tiful but not toe sharply defined wa
terry effect which makes it very desir-
able. This fabric has almost ousted
the changeable taTeta.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
RETURNS HIS SON TO PRISON
California Ranchman Takes Offspring
Back to Jail When He Breaks
His Parole

San Quentin, Cal.-D. W. Lamb. a
Shasta county ranchman, brought his
son, who had broken parole, to the
state penitentiary here-and turned him
over to Warden Hoyle, ending a 300
mile journey. The son, Frank Lamb,
was sent to the penitentiary July z,
1904, on a grand larceny charge. He
was paro1ed April II, 1907, and return
ed to his fathers ranch, but later took
to the road.
Lamb was traced to Washington by
the prison officials He returned home
recently out of funds, and his father
Immediately set out with him to the
prison.
81 would rather have my son be-
hind the bars said Lamb, than to
have him at large through having
broken a promise"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
AustraIIa to save eIant rrees.

Melbourne-A popular movement
has been set on foot in Australia to
preserve the gigantic stringy barks
various species of eucalyptus, of that
country, which far exceed IN height
the famous big trees" OF California
and are the taIIest trees In the world.
These trees sometimes attain heights
ranging from 400 to 500 feet Their
timber is exceedingly valuable and
for this reason they have been ruth
IessIy destroyed by lumbermen, while
no proper steps have been taken to
provide for their reproduction.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
NEW KIND OF AN FRESHMAN
Definition That by His Own Comics
sion Was Very Little Far
From the Truth.

Apropos Of the very telling retorts
that Sam Schepps made to Cross-Ex-
aminer Mcintyre IN the Becker case,
Jerome S. McWsde. the Duluth con-
notsseur, said:
'T like to see anyone get back at
an impudent lawyer. 1 got back at
such a lawyer myself the other day.
THE man was my counsel in a Gus
toms dispute over some Gobelin tapes
tries that I'd imported. His name had.
like my own, Mick in it, and
said TO him. as settled his very large
bill:
".Are you an Irishman, sirr
No. he answered. with pompous
laugh, but I've made a lot of money
out OF Irishmen In my time
oh, 1 see,' said l. suppose we
might call you an Irishman by ex-
traction. then"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Suicide Among German Children.

Why do so many German children
commit suicide? No one seems to
know, but there is no dispute about
the fact. Indeed it has been said that
the majority of suicides are those Of
children, and experts seem inclined to
connect the grissly epidemic with the
educational system. That 'the weak
must go to the WALL has become an
axiom that has been extended to the
schools, and the undeveloped mind OF
the child seeks relief in suicide from
the encouragement of failure. It
would be interesting to know If any of
the so-called heather countries of the
world have ever experienced such a
horrid social phenomena as that Of
child suicide
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
New TrIck in HanoInn Mon

Atlanta, Ga-=The next man who is
legally hanged in Georgia may have
the experience of dying with the knot
adjusted under his right jaw instead
of against the juguiar vein on the left.
County officials are interested tq the
theory that the knot, adjusted under
the right part OF the chin, is certain
to produce immediate Inconsistencies
through the same process as the box
eys knockout blow on the point Of
the {aw.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Suitlnn HimseIf.

The modern small boy is painfully
cautious
Would you like to come to our bon
fire on the 9Th of November one was
asked.
Back came an answer worthy Of a
cabinet minister: We'll, If 1 haven't
a bonfire of my own, and If my father
doesn't take me to Belle Vue, and If
I'm not asked to a better bonfire, III
be awfu1ly glad to come. "-Manches
ter Guardian.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Extreme Effects

Some of the extreme panier effects
introduced this season suggest an or
binary sack combined with Turkish
trousers The pannier is slightly
gathered into the waistband and falls
between the knee and the ankle, over
a plain narrow skirt; so that the full
ness lays over it. This style is as
uaIly carried out In the Powered
silks or chiffon that suggests the
modes of Louis XIV
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
smeIIed = CRATER.

A Boston clubman recently returned
from a visit to New York City. In
discussing his trip one Of his friends
asked him whether he had a police
man in his pocket The clubman hest
tated for a moment, seriously ques-
tioning his friends sanity, when the
latter added:
81 didn't know whether you could be
there a week without some CRATER or
other getting into your pocket"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Bnomerann-

Mrs. Hiram Offen-Pm afraid you
won't do AS nearly as can find out,
you have worked in six or seven
places during the last year.
Miss Brady-Well, an how nanny
girls has yerself had in the same
tonne? No less, I'm thinkin'-Boston
Transcript.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Eur In NeckHear.

Among the distinctly new ideas in
neckwear are the novelties in which
tiny bands Of fur are utilized on the
collar portion and, in some instances,
on the jabot, is the statement made In
q recent issue Of the Dry Goods
Economist
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Mariana

The couple were being married by
an out-Of-town Justice Of the Peace
Until death do you part?" the mag
istrate asked. in the usual form
The man hesitated. See here,
Judge, can't you make It an indeter-
inmate sentence?" quoth he, after
thinking a moment--Puck.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Flowers for Pet poo.

The flower notion has got around
to the dogs; for the newest of dog
collars is made OF a circle of silk
roses. and tints OF pinkish yellow
take precedence over other colors for
them.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

This is a smart little blouse to be
worn with a costume skirt. 1t is In
soft chiffon taffetas, with embroidery
on the shoulders, center front straps
and cuffs. Two deep folds are made
from the shoulders to waist each side
Materials required: IL yards AZ
inches wide
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Exceptional child.

First School Teacher-Does Edith's
little girl ever make any bright an
swers?
Second School Teacher-No; she al
ways knows her lessons.-Judge.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
Removed

Crawford hear he was operated
on. What did he have?
BRADSHAW = Money.-Eew York
Times
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugarc0ated,
tiny grsRules- Easy to take as candy. Adv.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

The first thing the average hired
girl does is look in the closet and size
up the family skeleton.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

g your portrait sir"

Here's your portrait. sir"
THAT my portrait? Well, I may
have sat for it, but won't stand for
it,
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

Mrs. Wayupp-No wonder I look
worried, my dear Ny husband has
Just gone out, and if he is discovered
it will probably cost US our social pO-
sition-
Mrs. Blase-Goodness Where is
he2
Mrs. wayupp-He has gone out in
cog. to pay a bill--Puck-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

Some Of US must save money In or
der that others may inherit it
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

No, CordeIia, a dancing academy Il
not necessarily a hop joint
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

You can't convince a school boy that
history repeats itself.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21
New One

new OEIE-
When I saw Speedem today he was
on the Qui viFe."
What make is that?"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

She-And why are you AFRAID to ask
papa?
He-Well, I've asked him for three
of your sisters already.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-21

Times
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15
Saloons Outnumbsp Church.

There are 900 churches in Chicago
and 1900 saloons, Perhaps the proper
ton of saloons TO churches ia greater in
Chicago than in a majority Of American
cities, but the fact is, that every wet city
has many more saloons than churches.
The saloons are open every day in the
week, and every day they are in open
hostility 20 the church. The church
is open for regular Sunday services and
ser mid week prayer meeting, and that
is all. The saloon is persistent and the
church intermittent, One day in seven
is too little time fos good citizens to give
to fighting the liquor business, especially
when the saloon devotes every day in it..
opposition to the church. II woult
seem that the church might a, least sci
apart primary and election days for effor
against the saloon. Some churchmer
aid the saloon on these days by voting
for it's candidates. The American Issue
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15
Auto for sale.

still have left one S passenger
touring car that desire to dispose OF. at
less than half what what it is worth.
This is a first class car in every respect
and is in good running order. Fully
EQUIPPED, 40 II. p. A car that Is
worthy Of your investigation. Will
trade for clear Real Estate, stock o.
goods. or any thing of equal value
Now is your chance to own a hrs
class machine, will demonstrate e
YOU. Car is at the big concrete barn
or the old Leach Livery Stable.
II. +. MAHANr
No. Pac. Ry.
Versailles Mo.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15
FIyInR Men Fall

yictims TO stomach, liver and kidney
troubles just like other people. with like
results in loss Of appetite, backache, ner.
v~ousness, headache, and tired, ~listless,
rundown feeling. But there's no need
10 feel like tina, as T. ID. PEBBLES, Henry,
Tenn proved. six bottles Of Electric
Bitters'' he writes did more to give me
new strength and good appetite than all
other stomach remedies I used" Sc
they help everybody. It's folly to suffer
when this great remedy will help yor
from the first dose. Try it. Only SOC
at Kardell Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

d. c. Bvhee, teaning contractor living
at 669 Keeling Court, Canton, III is now
we'll rid of a severe and annoying case of
kidney trouble. His back panied and he
was bothered with headaches and dizzy
spells. Il took Foley Kidney Pills just
as directed and in a few days I felt much
better. My life and strength seemed to
come back, and I sleep we'll. am now
all over my trouble and glad to recon-
mend Foley Kidney Pills" Try them.
Sold by all druggists,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Hay fever and asthma make August q
month of intense suffering to many PEG
pie. Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
gives prompt ease and relief, and i.
soothing and healing to the infamed
membranes. VIM. NJ. Merethew, N
Searsport, Me. says: "A few doses oil
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound reliev'
ed me of a severe attack of asthma and
less than a bottle caused a complete
cure Refuse substitutes. Sold by all
DIR uggists.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

A child that has intestinal worms Ia
Handicapped in its growth. flew doses
of WHITES CREAM VERMIFUGE
destroyes and expels: the child immed.
lately improves and thrives wonderfully.
Price 25c per bottle. Sold by Globe
Drug Store.
Cultivate the habit Of saying plessan,
things you can 10 this without being in.
sincere. II you look for II there 10 some.
thing good in every one.
Although 1t is mo- obligatory to call
upon the guest visiting a friend, It 10 q
polite and delicate attention and one ap.
preciated by both.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Teething babies always nave a hard
time of 1t when this process occurs in hot
weather. They not only have to contend
with painful gums but the stomach is dis.
ordered, bowels loose and the body an.
comfortable. The best help you can give
the little sufferer is McCEE'S BABY
ELIXIR. II corrects sour stomach,
cools and quiets the bowels and help.
digestion. Price Csc, and SOC per bottle.
Sold by Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Po'itene.s is like charity; it may cover
q multitude of the sins Of personal de.
fects.
The old question OF which should pre-.
cede down the aisle of the theater or
church may he solved in the followisg
way: II there is an usher let the lady
piece lie, If not, the gentleman goes frs,
in order /, selec. the seat.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Is the individual, man OF onan who
uses Foley Kidney Pills for backache,
rheumatism. weak backe and other kid.
ney and bladder irregularities. Foley
Kidney Pills are healing, strengthening
tonic, and quick to produce beneficial re
suits. Put up in two sizes in sealed bot
ties. The genuine in $ yellow package
Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

If you sit in a cool draft when you are
heated and get a stiff neck or lame back,
o will be looking for something that
will ease the pain. Fix your mind on
BALLARD'S SNOW IMMINENT and
don't be talked out Of it because it is the
best pain relieving liniment you can get
anywhere Price Csc, SOC and 81. 90 per
bottle. Sold by The Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

A. S. Jones, Of Lee Pharmacy, Chico,
Cal. who has handled Foley & Co.'S
medicines for many years. says: II con,
slider that Foley's Honey and Tar Com.
pound has no equal, and is the cough
medicine can recommend as containing
narcotics or other harmful properties
The genuine in a yellow package. SOLD
by slldruggists.
The ''Pv oarsssive'' Psrty.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

The trouble with beginning housekeep.
inp in q ST .am.heated fiat it keeps in
abeyance the question az to whose duty
it is 20 get up and light the fire. And
until this question is settled, the ruler.
shin OF the household is in doubt.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Robert w. Harter. Lawrenceville, Mo-,
who had been bothered with kidney
trouble for two years, says: IL tried three
different kinds Of kidney pills but with
no relief. My neighbor told me to use
Foley Kidney Pills, took three bottles
of them, and got a permanent cure. l
recommend them to everybody" Sold
by all druggists.
When calling, II the doorbell 10 not an.
swered it is customary to slip the calling
card under the door.
Indian Killed On Track.
Near Rochelle. ILL.,, an indian went to
sleep on a railroad track and was killed
by the fast express. He paid for his care.
-lessness with his life. Often it's tina,
way when people neglect coughs and
colds. Don't risk your life when promp,
use Of DR.. Kings New Discovery will
cure them and 20 prevent q dangerous
throat or lung trouble. 1T completely
cured me, in q short time. Off terrible
cough that followed . severe attack Of
Grip writes ]. R. Watts. Floydads, Tex
and !. regained Is pounds in weight
that l had lost" Quick, safe, reliable
and guaranteed. Soc and Si.OO. Trisl
bottle free at Kardell Drug Co..
True p~oliteness simply consists in
treating others a. you yourself would
| wish to be treated.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

sallow complexion comes from bilious
impurities in the blood and the fault lies
with the liver and bowels :--they are tor
pid. The medicine that gives results in
such cases is HERBINE. 1t IS fine liver
stimulant and bowel regulator. Price
Soc. Sold by Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

When your wife makes over her last
years hat YOU must prepare to accept it
as justification for her buying (1) a new
suit, (2) a rug for the front room, 3) a
leather chair for the library, az a seal
skin sacque, 90 a smoking jacket for
yourself.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

The wise husband will occasionally
place himsilf in fault. To a woman it is
a lasting Joy to he able to refer to some
episode in which the husband was COMES
sedly wrong.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Constipation is the starting point for
manv serious diseases. To be healthy
keep the bowels active and regular.
HERBINE will remove all a~ccumulations
in the bowels and put the system in
prime condition. Price Soc. Sold bv
Globe Drug Store
When the bereaved widow asks her
gentlemen friends to sit in the parlor and
smoke cigars, it is evidence that she has
begun to 'sit up and take notice."
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

This is merely a tentative explanation
Perhaps it is for tear that she may some
day be caught in q cyclone that induces
a woman to so beautifully decorate that
portion Of her wardrobe that no n ever
sees
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

When the head of the house says I'VE
must economic, my dear" it means that
his wife must do without new things in
order that he can afford the usual unm-
her Of cigars.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

DR.. c. II. Ellsworthy, Dentist, IS Bald
win ST., Rochester, N. ", says Foley
Kidney Pills gave him immediate relief
and strengthened me wonderfully. I AM
pleased to recommend their use.'
Sold by all druggists.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

A woman can work best while talking;
a man to accomplish anything good must
be silent This illustrates the superiority
of the feminine mind in its ability to do
two things at once.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

First calls should always be returned
promptly within ten days or a fortnight
il possible, and within a month at least.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Still, she has an abiding pity for her
best friends husband, because his wife
doesn't have sufficient artistic instinct
tn hang the pictures right.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

A gentleman when walking with a lady
usually takes the outside of the sidewalk
although this is not necessary.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

Young man, do not be alarmed IL you
find her cold and distant when you pay
an unexpected visit. She may have been
eating onions.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

When dining out do not fold the nap
kin at the close of the meal; simpl,
lay it carelessly beside the plate.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15
A Great Bargain

do you want a great daily paper at
IN ~FXTREMLYLOW PRICE? II so,
end only S1.OO and you will rec GIVE
the great Kansas City Daily ana sun
day Journal every day n the week fo'
SIX full months, which is just ONE
HALF FORMER PRICE. Now is
the time to get a great daily cheap to'
campaign reding. Remember sl-Oo Il
all YOU have TO send to get the grea.
Daily and sunday Journal q full moi
tbs. Send now, as the great offer vii
not be good after JUNE 1, 1912 Al
dress.
THE KANSAS CITY JOURNAL
Dept. A. Kansas N.Y. No
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15
The Trials Of Traveller.

~ am a travelling salesman writes E.
F.. Young, E. Berkshire, VT, land was
often troubled with constipation aud in
digestion till l began to use DIR. Kings
New Life Pills, which have found ar
excellent remedy" For all stomach
liver or kidney troubles they are un
equaled. Only % cents at Kardell Drug
Co,
In meeting an elderly and q younge'
woman together. courtesy demands tina
you speak 10 the elder first.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15
Are Ever At War.

There are two things everlasting al
war, Joy and piles, But Bucklen's Arm
lea Salve will Danish piles in any form,
1t soon subdues the itching, irritation,
inflammation or swelling. 1t gives comfort
invites joy. Greatest healer of burns,
boils, ulcers, cuts. bruises, eczema,
scalds, pimples, skin %eruptions. Only
Csc at Kardell Drug Co.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

1t is permissible and an act of frien'
ship and courtesy to shake hands wit
your hos.ess on leaving.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-08-15

No. d33 arrives i1:l5 p. III. departs
1890 p. m.
No. 694 arrives 3:l5 p. In. departs
3:55 p. m.
No. 'S33 daily passenger carries ex.
press and baggage.
Nos. 694 and dR6 daily, except Sunday.
Mixed train carries no haggage, NO ex.
press.
H. e. kAHAN. Agt