The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-01-29

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TROUSERS TO FIT OCCASION
Husband My dear. those trous.
crs are ffaycd nj the ends.
Wife~-They are the best you've
got. John. except your dress 'rous'
erR.
Husband Well. give those 20 ms.
have nm important Interview on
hand today. ia which ] expect 20 be
At different times proud. naughty.
indifferent. dirni1ed and perhaps
a trlf1o disaainfnl. A man can't
b. All that successfully with a
fringe on The bottom OF his tfous
ers.-~Titnits.
HER PRIVILEGE
Have you made resolution 70
marry this year. co'oneI7" asked
the determined young person. arch
~.
mo- replied the colonel In his
prcoccupicd manner; have you =
buffalo Express
<f&&tttsAttt ttht
= Messenger who's the swell =
= W wxs taIkins 10. Jimmie, =
= N~wxboy~-Aws Him. an \
\ mes worked together fer =
4 years. liex the editor o. ono =
4 o. my papers london opin- :
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ON ogiNo FsReT
Janc--II~Ien Is already out with
the abatement that she IL the frs,
engaged girl OF the year.
Mary~-pat thought she and
Jack had Il all fixed w three
months ago
Jan~-~No. she gns him 10 watt
Cleveland plain Dealer.
NOT 4 MINSTREL SHOW
This worlds q stage" said the
ready made philosopher.
"Mebhe So replied Farmer Corn.
soassi. But II Amt assy minstrel
show. Business asnf arranged 90
thaf the middiemsu always gets the
Joke pat on him while tho men ~
both ends az the Line do the laugh.
In. Not yef. - Washington Star
Mra. Mslsprop.
Mrs. nfpwne~-Y Yes. thar are In
Egypt and viii npead tho winter
on the Nile
Mr.. nalaprop--tdow aicc' They
will xet q chance 20 SEQ all them
Pyrruecs and the Phoenix. won't
shcys
The csuss
SrhooiYraxfer--lf I should stand
on my head. the blcod would rush
10 my head. wouidnt ~ Nov.
when I stand on my fect. Why
doesn't II rush IN my feet,
Johnnie--f3ccausc your feet sin't
empty.
The Ususi Wsy
Hicss-T That foreigner who 10 Wis
itinx tks rsrsenews claims TO Be .
robicmnn.
wIcks And the rarvcssws are
working tho claim for all thsy are
worth.
Merely eHists
Ascum--Tcfi me. which h prop
". Would you say. re h possible
for two 10 live on SO . week. %
ION SO xeekiyy~
WISE Wen. ~ say. IN h pOs-
sibic for two 20 live on 80 . week
weakly"
Ono NsrbtrSse
n notice one harbinger of the
New Year"
~whpt IL thar
THE 1919 models In automobile
jokes are out"
Friends ard Foss
Dear TO mo 10 the friend. yet can
| make even my very foe do me =
friends part Ny friend shows me
what can do: my foe teaches me
what should do.--Schilier.
Diversion q the Feast
That IL a peculiarly fiery sauce
you use. Are you fond OF mr.
"No." replied Miss Cumrox. but
We always have II put on tho table.
II is so amusing to zee people take
an overdose Of Il and pretend they
like H."
a Suggestion
The restaurant manager stood
behind tho cashiers desk. wearing
his stock-in-trnde smile for each
customer
An old gentleman came up. II
notice" said he. fumbling with his
wallet. that you advertise to ,uake
your own pies"
Yes. sir answered the manager
proudly, I'VE do"
win you permit me to offer .
suggestion