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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
HENRI POINCARE DEAD
The Illustrious Mathema ician
Passes Away Suddenly.

Paris, July l7.-Jules Henri Poincare.
better known as Henri Poincare, the IL
lustrious mathematician and cousin Of
the French Premier died suddenly to-
day from embolism.
\ fortnight ago ne underwent seri-
Gus operation. which was apparently
most successful. and the physicians in
attendance foresaw no complications.
Jules Henri PoinCare was regarded by
many as one Of the greatest mathema-
ticians modern France has produced.
Taking Cauchy as his model. he carried
out Investigations along the various
lines OF the theory Of functions, and he
also made profound researches In the
realm OF physics. one achievement
which won him special fame in the sci
entlhc world was his Introduction into
mathematics Of new class Of tran
sCendants which he termed the Fuchsian
functions In addition VI. Poincare
added valuable contributions TO the
theories Of nom EuClidian geometry and
difrerential equations and to various
branches of higher algebra.
NJ Poincare was born at Nancy on
April % 1851. He was educated at the
Lycee de Nancy and rEcole Polytech-
nique At the age OF twenty-seven he
was called 70 a chair Of mathematics In
the University of Paris, later becoming
professor OF mechanical physics, mathe-
NAUTICAL physics and celestial mechanics.
In 1887 he was made a member Of the
Academy Of Sciences. and two years af-
terward received the prize awarded by
King oscar Of Sweden for a work on the
problem Of the three bodies.
The Hungarian Academy Of Sciences
honored him in 1905 by bestowing upon
him the Bolyai Prize, OF 10000 francs.
which is awarded every five years for
the best work I'm mathematics accom-
plished during that period. In 1908 he
took his seat in TAcademie FRANCHISE as
the successor 81 Sully-Prudhomme
NJ POincare's principal writings in
cludc "Cours de Physique Mathema-
tique," in ten Volumes Les Methodes
Nouvelles de la MecaniQue Celeste La
Taleur de la Science" and Science ct
Mfthode." lie also published important
memoirs on matherna tics and physics in
VARIOUS scientific journals.
". Poincares cousin, Raymond Poin-
care. is the French Premier
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
TO AID FARMERS HERE
Herrick Getting Material for
Agricultural System Plan.

Paris. July l7.-With the object Of pro-
noting the agricultural development Of
the United States the American Ambas-
sador. Myron Y. Herrick has been en-
gagged since May, when he received in
structions from President Taft, I'm gath
cring and compiling material for the
formulating Of plans for an efficient land
and agricultural system.
Edwin chamberlain, OF San Antonio,
Tex, representing the American Bank
ers' Association. Y. Ford, OF Los An
gccs. r. ingalls,, Of Kansas, and John
J. Dillon, Of New York, have arrived in
Paris and viii assist the Ambassador I'm
this work Mr. Herrick has already
collected important material I'm the way
Of statutes, reports and statistics re
garding land mortgage banks and agrl-
cultural associations OF advanced Euro
pean countries.
Ambassador Herrick will make de-
tailed report in October to Secretary
Knox and Mr.. Chamberlain will report
10 the bankers association.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
WEDDINGS.
COOTES.SIBlEY.

Only relatives and few intimate
friends were present at the wedding yes
terday afternoon Of Miss Adele Garland
Sbley. daughter of the late Mrs. c. w.
Sibley, OF Tuxedo. 10 F.. Graham Cootes,
OF this city The ceremony was per-
formed by Dean Grosvenor in the chapel
OF the Cathedral of st. John the Divine.
and a small reception followed AT tho
Hotel Gotham. The bride VINO was given
away by her uncle. Thomas II. Harmon,
had no attendants. Captain Henry y.
Cootes, L. S. A.. was his brothers bes,
man, and the ushers were John p. East.
charles Nhann, J. W. II. Tilson and x.
s. Hamburger Mr. cootes and hts
bride will sail for Europe on July =
10 spend the remainder Of the summer
abroad. Mr.. Cootes is magazine Illus
traitor lie IS a graduate of the Unlyel-
Sity OF Virginia.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
DEPLORES LOWER RATES
T. P. Fowler Fears Result for
the Express Companies.

London, July lT.-Thomas +. Fowler.
president Of the New York, Ontario 4
Western Railroad. who is at the Savoy
with his family, said to-day that the
decision OF the Interstate Commerce
Commission reducing express rates was
most unfortunate.
Express rates in America are al
ready much lower by comparison than
those or Europe Mr.. Fowler said.
This decision making sweeping reduc
tions OF from H. TO 70 per cent will
work great hardship or the com
panies il will be extremely difficult
for them TO do business az a profit and
pay interest on bonds and dividends on
stock. am afraid It will have seri-
Gus result for bondholders and stock
holders"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
OBITUARY NOTES.

MRS ELIZABETH ANN DUNN, wife
OF Solomon Dunn, charter member OF
the Crescent Avenue Presbyterian Church,
OF Plainheld. " j.. died at her home In
park avenue yesterday from apopleHy.
She was born in Westfeld and had lived
I'm Plainfeld forty-seven years. Besides
her husband n son, the Rev Charles h.
Dunn OF the Tioga Presbyterian Church.
Philadelphia, and daughter, Mrs. j.
II. Manning, rurviyc.
EDWARD EVANS MOVER. a widely
known broker, is dead at his home in
Chestnut Hin. Philadelphia. after an Ill
ness of several months. lie was MEM
Der OF the Philadelphia Stock Exchange
and prominent in financial circles OF that
city. He was forty seven years old.
EZRA BARTLETT. a past grand COM
mander of the Grand Commandery OF
Pennsylvania, Knights Templar, died at
his home in Philadelphia yesterday. after
an illness Of more than month. He
Was fixty-four years old.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
SURE OF AMERICAS HELP
Acland Discusses Atrocities IN
Putumavo District.

london. July l7--Francis Dyke Aciand,
Parliamentary Under Secretary for For
sign Affairs in reply TO questions IN the
House Of Commons to-day on the subject
Of tho atrocities iu connection with the
collecting Of rubber I'm the Putumayo dis
trct Of Peru stated that the British gov
eminent throughout had been in close
Communication with the United States
government. nc assured the House that
whenever American sympathy and sup
port would Doe helpful they would be
readily forthcoming.
Mr. Acland hoped that the publication
Of the Blue Book by the Foreign once
would stimulate private enterprise TO es-
tsbllsh a mission to help the yicumized
Indians.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
DIED..

CFIILDS Suddenly. in New York. July 10.
1912 James Z. Chllds. Funeral services ~
his late residence No. 3UO West VSa 81. on
Thursday morning, July Is at lO;5p o CLOCK
II Is requested that no flowers be sent.
prr-scHER- July 10. 1912, at his resi-
dence Pelham Heights. y. Y, Theodore j..
Deuschcr IN his nth year. funeral services
at 81 Catharnes Church, Pelham. Thurs
day, July Is, AZ Q 40.
pONoHUE-On Wednesday, July H., 1912.
Mar Donohue. In her 55th year. Funeral
from the residence Of her sister, Mrs. Cor
don No 383 Marion St. Brooklyn, on Friday
July 10, az $50 a. m.
GROTUeFH-On Wednesday. July II, 1912, al
his residence. No. 532 East 18th St, Flatousn;
Martin G:otheeT. in his bOth year. unfral
services on Saturday. July 90 at 2 o'clock.
m St Peters Evangelical Lutheran Church,
Bedford and DeKalb aves.
uEAI.Y-suddenly at Baden Baden, Germany.
July IS Lizzie Bradley, beloved wife OF A.
Augustus Healy. Washington Cd. c. papers
please copy.
HOPKINs-At jamaica Long Island, July 10,
1912 Marion Day Hopkins, In the 2lst year
OF her age Funeral al Grace Church, ia
maica, on Thursday afternoon, at O'Clock
Intcrment in the churchyard
MAsON-On wednesday. July II, 1912 AZ
the residence Of her daughter At Pits
Of The late Erskne Mason. NJ D.. End
' daughter Of the late Rev. John Knox
. D., al q New York CITY. runerul ser
vices will be held at the Collegiate Re-
formed Dutch Church. I'll ave. and Tth ST.,
on Friday July 10, 1912. AT IL O'clock NJ.
SPECK-At Havers,raw. y. Y, suddenly. on
July Is. 1912. Oscar Otto speck, In hts 55th
year.
TAYLEUIE- Mary A, aged "A. Services. Fu-
neral Church. 2Al West 23d st Campbell
Building, Thursday, 1880 Automobile cor
tege.
TENNY-At Roselle, n J, July 16, 1912,
Edward Payson Tenny. IN mis- 6sth year
Services Friday afternoon AZ o'clock in
the First Presbyterian Church, Roselle
y. j. kindly omit flowers.
WINSOR-July IL, Jane Winsor, aged "A
years. Funeral services Friday. 10 o. clock
at Methodist Episcopal Church Home, No.
6i3 Amsterdam ave Members OF Centenary
NJ T.. Church invited.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
FEAR RETURN OF FISHER
Likely to Revive Spirit of Fac
ton, Says Express.

London. July 1.-THE probable re
entry Of Lord Fisher into the thick Of
naval affairs has excited great COM
ment in the navy
1T IS regarded" says The Express
"as likely 70 revive the spirit Of faction
which existed a few years ago"
The Daily Mall says: Mr.
Churchilrs statement introducing the
navy estimates on Monday will CON
tain the announcement OF additional
Dreadnoughts to be laid down TO meet
the need II the British squadron in the
Mediterranean and the rapid progress
OF the German navy
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
TILFORD.FERGUSON.

Fishers Island, y. Y, July l7.-Miss
Helen Morehead Ferguson, youngest
daughter Of he late f. NJ. Ferguson, Of
Pittsburgh. and Captain Joseph Dean
T!lford, L. s. A.. were married at Noon
to-day at Miramar, the summer home Of
the brides mother. The officiating clergy
man was Father Buckley, OF Washing
ton. Captain Bailey, L. s. A, was best
mar. and the matron OF honor was Mrs.
Alexander Pendleton There were about
l5o guests present
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
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THEATRICAL NOTES.

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pa Io'''''','l''.' 49,, ,r..r. am,
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'"'''' am ,y,a,. o. e.,..a,ior and also
- ,.,,. load s,o,,ing. 81 drs.gn ana
.,..,.,..,,a,,gl,,, calculated 70 make Broad
.vav sit mn Dazzle viii Immediately be-
OH, u.rrk nm her new dances and viii be-
a feature Of tie autumn production at
the Winter Garden.
Fdvfr Arden has been engaged by -.
r. p,,n & 90 20 play tho important role
o. Prince Seautum in AN Aztec ko-
nance" which VIII come 10 Broad"aE
after "A two weeks engagement a. inc
Chestnut street Opera House I'D T""a-
dcInhia. Mr. Arden played the lead I"
Nine. Simone last season In I'm" IhIei
and THE WmrI"ind.
s.crorina Emma Frauccsconi. repre-
aortln,, Caramba. Of Milan. has arrived
I'm New York 10 begin WORK ON I'D" cos
tunes Tor ''Th" Daughter Vi 'i'aN'".
"Thc Regular" new one-aot play
which was recently announce" ~ ma us
first Ne" YORK pI'S''''' non -"
viii positively MAKE '' ."'"" '' =.
ance ON MONDAY h'N' d my 800 -
Keiths Union square ll'"''' u - ~
Mr. Nugcni.
At Proctor's Finn Avenue Theatre n'Nt
week Walter Pcrrival TIE parry Tone ana
Harrington Reynolds, recently seen III
The Rosary WIN nan .. .r,'' So,
DEBUT III P'''
The Messrs. Shupert announce 'ndt
"Fannys First Play VIII be presenter
by the entire original London c'n'p""!
when til" piece is Ou'I'd III Ne" '"' "
early IN the fall
uoudini will escape from specially
constructed hacking box on the roof Of
the Victoria tomorrow night. lie has
becn challenged to this feat by the pack
ora and shippers OF the Kesner store.
.,ir,,-,yy, members Of Henry W.
o,,.,o.,o cxecutiyc, and business STATS
,,.,tord,v received checks from their en-
rIovo, VARYING I'm amount from a weeks
.o,,,r,, IN many times that sum, in recoS-
,l,i,r of satisfactory work during tho
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
MRS. IRVING BERLIN.

Mrs Irving Berlin, wife of a song
writer. died in her apartments IN the
Chatsworth, I'D street and Riverside
Drive, yesterday, from typhoid fever. She
was Miss Dorothy Gort2. OF Providence.
before her marriage 10 Mr.. Berlin five
months ago She was nineteen years Old
Mrs. Berlin was popular singer. Her
husband used 10 be a pianist in a concert
hall He attracted attention after writ
ing "Alcyander's Ragtime Band, Every
body's Doing II" and other songs. The
burial will be In Buffalo.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
ENGLAND TO KEEP GLOBE ROOM
Son of a Peer Makes Offer Equal to
That Of American.
LRy cable 20 The Tribune

London, July lit was announced
to-day that the globe room OF the Rein
deer Inn, at Sanbury, 30 years old,
which It was said had been purchased
by an American and would he removed
to America, had been saved for Eng
land, the son of peer having made an
offer equal to that Of the American.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
FAIL TO SETTLE DOCK STRIKE.

ing to the settlement OF the London dock
strike have again failed. Late last nignt
Premier Asquith and Lord Davenport. the
latter representing the port authority
met representatives OF the men at tho
Premier's official residence, but no agree
ment was reached. and the conference
was adjourned until this afternoon. AT
the close OF the second conference 1t was
announced that no progress had been
made
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
RE EVES-LEY.
4, By Telegraph to The Tribune.

Nv TeIegraph 70 The Trlbune.
Elizabeth y. J., July lT-Felow officers
i'm the United States navy were In al.
tendance at the marriage tonight OF En-
sign John Walter Reeves, Of Haddonheld,
y. j., and Miss Eugenia Ley, daughter
Of Mr. and Mrs John p Ley. of No. jSs
Monroe avenue. this city. The ceremony
was performed In the Madison Avenue
Presbyterian Church by the Rev. Clar-
crce O. REYNOLDS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
PERUVIAN MINISTER RESIGNS

Lima. Peru, July 1.-THE Peruvian
Finance Minister Ernesto Rae2, offered
his resignation to-day which was ac-
cepted He gave as reason that MS
understanding had arisen between ire
Finance Department and the Ministry Oh
War I'm regard to military expenditures.
The Minister Of the Interior. Jose NJ
Garcia. has taken charge temporarily OIL
the Foreign Office
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
ROBERT MOORE.

Robert Moore, for years supervisor OF
the old town Of Castleton now the LIST
Ward Of the Borough Of Richmond, died
Yesterday at St Nincent's Hospital liv-
ingston, aged seventy-seven. Two daugh-
teTs and one son, who is Samuel Moore,
one OF the Deputy Tax Commissioners,
survive
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
MRS. CATHERINE N. MASON.

Mrs Catherine VI. Mason, an old rest
dent Of Brooklyn died yesterday at the
home Of her sCn-in-law. Professor Albert
Kingsbury, in Pittsburgh. She was seN-
tnty- seven years old. Mrs. Mason leaves
son and daughter. The funeral will
be held at the Middle Dutch Church, Man
haitian, tomorrow afternoon, and the
burial will be In Greenwood
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18

Brisbane. Queensland, July I7.-Rcgard-
ing the report that American meat pack
ere ale setting up a big meat packing
works here, a representative Of the COM
panv concerned denied to-day that II was
a branch Of the American beef combine
He declared that it was a Queensland
company and that It would be registered
here.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
ALARMED OVER BEEF TRUST
Premier Fisher Says Australia
Will Fight It to Last Ditch.

Melbourne. July lL-Answering ques-
ton in the House % Representatives to-
day with reference TO the report that the
American beef combination was cstab-
fishing Zig meat packing works in
Australia. Premier Fisher said. The
government will spare no efforts and no
expense and Will use all the means In
IT'S power 10 protect Australia from the
rapaclty which has characterized the op-
erations Of the American beef trust In
other countries
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18
TURKISH CABINET OUT
TeWfik Pacha, Ambassador at
London, New Grand Vizier.
REVERSES IN ALBANIA
Troops Rebuffed in Many Di-
rections - Three Hundred
Forced to Surrender.

Constantinople, July 17-Folowing tie
resignation Of the Turkish Cabinet to-day
Tewfik Pacha, the Turkish Ambassador
at London. has been appointed Grand
Nizier, He has reputation for good
judgment and moderation. and is expected
to form a neutral Cabinet. II IL proba Die
! that he will include in his Cabinet Nazim
Pacha, commander Of tho list Army Corps
as Minister OF War. which act would as
sist in the coalition Of the different par
ties and possibly prevent dissolution Of
the Chamber II is doubtful. however
whether the Young Turk party would
acquiesce in this solution
The resignation Of the Cabinet was
largely due TO it's inability to accept the
conditions which MahmOud Mukhtar de-
manded as the price Of his acceptance Of
the War portfolo-amncsty measures and
clemency toward the Albanian rebels and
the withdrawal Of all troops from Albania.
1t was announced tonight that a peace
mission would be dispatched 20 Albania,
composed of three Albanian Senators, to
endeavor to persuade the rebels to sus-
pend hostllitlcs, giving assurances OF a
satisfactory settlement Of all grievances.
1t was thought that the vote OF conf
dence in the Grand Vizier passed by the
Chamber on Monday, after he had an
nounced that the Turkish government ie-
fused all the Proposed conditions Of peace
with Italy as unacceptable. would sive
the Cabinet q new lease OF life. The 'acl-
ing, however. against the dictatorial Sa-
lonica committee. which, behind ne
scenes, has been paralyzing the depart
mental action Of the ministers, was no
longer resistible.
The news received here to-day from Al
baria is serious. The troops have been
rebuffed by the Albanians in many direc-
tions. Four battalions Of infantry We're
recently surrounded on the river Kruma.
near Diakova. in the viIayct OF KossDSo.
By the AIbanians. and more than three
hundred troops. with three OF their OH
GERS wcSe forced TO surrender. They were
dsarmed and carried of 10 the rebel fast
nesses.
The remainder of the Turkish troops
rctreatcd to the town OF Dlakova, where
they are besieged by the Aloanans.
The resignation of the Turkish Cabinet
is sequel 10 that OF Mahmoud Shetkgt
Pacha. the Minister OF War, on july %.
There have been numerous reports OF dis
affection among the Turkish troops, csp"-
cially those lighting against the Albanian
rebels. hundreds OF deseruons Of both
officers and men 10 the robe! side al"
known to have taken place, and 1t has
been reported that the majority OF the
T#1i Val tn tg.4
common cause with the Albanian insur-
gents.
A dispatch from Athens under ycsi"r-
DAYS date said it was scni-oficially de-
clared there that q serious movement was
on foot among Turkish officers and NOM
bers Of the Liberal party In Turkey to
place Prince Mcjd EHcndl. son Of sultan
Mourad. on the Turkish throne owing To
discomfort with the present sultan, NAH
med Rcchad Khan.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-18

FRANK +. CAMPBELL. 241-3 West 23o
81. Chapels, Private Rooms, Private Ambu-
lanccs. Tel. 1924 Chelsea.
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CEMETERIES.
UNDERTAKINGS.

THE WOODLANDS CEMETERY.
233d ST. BY Harlem Train and by Trolley.
oace, 20 East 23d St., n. Y.
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OFFICES.

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UPTOWN OFFICE-No. 1884 Broadway. On
any American District Telegraph Once
HARLEM OFFlCES-No ~ East l25th
street No. 2e3 West l25th street and No,
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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-15
GAINESVILLE TEAM m
IS FASTEST BUNCH .,.{
IN KITTY LEASH E

The Clalksyile team is by far the
fastest in the league. although in
lividually each player has his SUP
irior on some other team in the.
ll'ty Basham has his equal III
mth Of Cairo Dummy Hughes, OIL
ha locals and Rcd BobanuoA, Of Pa
lUCah. are far superior to Sam jolly,
Weber, of Hopkinsyille, is a much
better second sacker than Goalby,
and as a short stop Pfeifer is not in
it with Cairo's Oyerton Hargroves,
of Hopkinsyille, and others are much
better than Woody, Of Reiney's ag-
gregation, and Gosnell and Cart
right, OF Evansville, Dowell, Of Hen
defson, Lyons, formerly of Hopkins
VILE Everett, Of Cairo, and prob
ably Others are much better than
Abe Jolly, Schlensker and Hart,
"larksyille's pitching staff is strong
but they have not a Turner, or a
Pickett, or a Nichols, but as team
thcy have it all over any other in
The league.
Their team work received by the
able instruction and enthusiasm OF
Manager Senter Reiney, is major
league stuff They are continuous
ly pulling of some new stunt and by
months Of playing together thor
oughly understand the other mem
bors OF the bunch. They led the
Western Association when it blew
up, won the pennant for Blytheville,
Ark, in the Arkansas state, Fulton
in the Kitty, and will repeat the
trick this year for Clarksville, de-
spite the fact that not a man on the
team is hitting at 300
If Manager Reiney's bunch is in
this league next year, anyone would
be foolish to net against them for
he pennant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-15
OlMSTEAD

Mr. Ben Echols is visiting rcla-
tives and friends,
NJ. c. Dagby, Chas, Adams, Joe
Going and Ray Griffin were ia Cairo
yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Taylor are Wis.
iting relatives in Grand Chain.
Mesers. John Johnson and George
ilarrall are working on highway
drainage this week Now is good
time TO- delinquents on poll tax to
come across. Either work or pay
George Hathaway motored down
to Mound City yesterday by river
Mrs. Joe Arnold was Cairo shop
pes Wednesday.
Labor is certainly scare around
Clmstead and at good prices too,
Quite crowd of campers at the
river this week and they look COM
Portable lounging around the Leap
town yesterday.
Gus Egners thresher was through
Judge Comings is up from Cairo
TO get some of Olmsteads cool hill
breezes
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-15
American Leagne.
Eye Water Before or After.

II thought that In the fifteen years
OF my practice Of medicine" said a
physician, Il had answered almost
eveW possible fool question; but a
new one was sprung on me recently,
A young man came In with an in
famed eye, for which | prescribed
medicine--to be dropped into tho eye
three times a day. He left the Office,
but returned in few minutes, poked
his head In the doorway, and asked
Shall | drop this in the eye before
meals or after "-Everyhody's Mag
azine
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-15
Terrible TMnntatlon.

"Of course" said the man who was
looking out of the window at the
heavy snowfall, Il don't believe
George Washington was capable OF
telling lie. But don't consider that
cherry tree incident,much OF test
Gould you devise a better onef
Yes. I'd like to know what WASH
ing on would have said If he had
stood at the door OF restaurant on
a stormy night and the waiter had
hurried up to him with fine new
silk umbrella with an ivory handle
and no name on 1t. and said; Isn't
this yours, sir?'"