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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-04-24

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Strahs. Sel Sd. 476 ", Dome
IGuue 1851 u. q
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ouf 9runo Don 0erIoHsus.
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J. 3uber bon Columbus BAT bas bic,
iles StaotgebGape, ioDie Das Dnrh
Jeusr SsrItorts Moren 9eb6ubs, bas
Der Staot gsbort. neil baufdais unb
gefobrlih, ionbemnirt. Die Stae.
muB beIoe 0ebduoe nieberreibsH.
Sobn R. aenn.bp, Der SebIersj
uHo eoparb Glod une Clarence Ros
binioH bes giHbruhs in ben aaoea
Der Brennan gotelp go. angetlagi,
ipuroen sefisrH bon Mlapor E.ranb
oem Gerid]t iberpieien. Renneop's 3
gurgitafi tpurbe ouf $500 unbalod's 8
ano RobiniOn's ouf ie $500 feits.isbi.
- Gbarles .. Corn, felt 8 5abren
reifeHosr 4uoitor Der u. e. Grpreb
Co.. ftnrb gsitsrn N.orssn in ieiner
@obnung go. 620 2untotp Ctr, i'm
alier bon 81 Sobren. gr ipor iebr
beiiebt uno bintsrIGbt aubsr Der Oass
tin spei So4.er unb einen Sobn.
SeiTe g8.it, speIG.r I.ssen Otios
bsr in oas Snipeipfhe Shla1tbaug
einorang unb cine NnsobI 5Guis ouss
fiihrte. uurbs eeitern Don MiHisr
Wlurpbp Su 500 unb aoIten, iopis 80
1agen arbeiisbous nerurtbkili. Die
Strafe puro. meit sefb<n.t nnisr
Der Yeoinsung. bnb Ct ieiner lyrou
$3.50 po6entIi& fit ibren llnterbolt
ausbesabIt.
Die Juni Gteusrn ionnen iNpn
am /. Wai i'm gountn S&atnmt
einbt5abli tperben.
eugens Rurran, Elm iunaer
Wonn BON MibbI<tppn, ipurbe aeitern
pom qrobatrinter Gonnousbton fit
ssifiesihipa6 befunben. er ipurbe
Dorseitsrn Worgen gessn 8 llbr auf
Der geronoa binier Der Wobnuns Don
Or. Wia g. Reeb, In Jones Stntion,
obne fleioer unb G@ubs ssfunben.
Seine Shubs lagen nsben benz bdufe
uno ieIne iammtlinen aIsibsr tDarsH
anf Der 2anDftrabe aerftrsut. CT BATH
Rur feinen Sut auf.
Die 9srtbeiIune oss Gpmmess
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eorner itaii. Der Jonbs entttsbt
ourh Die Mistbe auf eeipiies Grunbs
eieeHtlunl in Der umee0enb eineS az
pinen Diitritts. Die 0ert6eiIune mar
ME folst: ct. WarDs Qir6t, 0omiIs
ton. $23.79, 8etteI Qir1e, 6GmiIisa,
$3O.42. ct. gabrid 4ir&k, OIeuhaIe.
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afeiSer ptrIanat.

1rl. UfnbsI z. goarbmon pom
esntralsRommittse Der 0eIeuitoft
pom Feibeu ar,us in WaIbinaton. D.
", bat tsisgraphiid INN aIeioer fir
oiellekrihlpsmmisH imSlo.n srIud,t
Die bieiisen WiteIisbsr Mr Bslsli6af,
haben in 30. 220 Weii 7. sIpsnus elm
paupiauariisr eroffnti. no fie gubsn
fiir bic Roibleioenb<n in GmpFcna
nshmsH iDtrbsn. alls Deloisneunoen
iIno an JrI. annis Cams, go. 229
Nsob'ne Roae, su itnosn. auf grTu.
hsn pirn Die GeisIli9aft Rleiosr si..
ourh Wdgsn nbbolsn lafTen.
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3u MAIDEN. Gle erite llnterrihtsitlin.
De fano aeftern Nndmitfae fiat.
Die frtisH pIdbs bDr benz ars
beitsbaus uno bem 3ufluhtsbaus tper<
ben ourt einen 3nun sstrennt rperben,
bo Der freie pIab bor b.m arbeiisbdus
ols offtntIiher GpisIpiob benusi ptrs
ben ion.
Or. Deier piinfdi fir bas GU
fluhtsbaus einen Odrtnsr, tpeIfer Die
3csiinst In Der 9Iumens uHo pflan-
5en3nhi untsrrihitn foII.
- Da poliseirittsr s5ride Is ab.
lebnie, Den Sobn zines SnfoHen Des
armenbouies, fpeld,er es abIebnte,
fir Kinsn Batter 3u besobIen, irobbtm
er SIS bic Wode nerbieni, 3u perurs
ibeilen. neil bisier in Tapton ipotnt,
fpiro iih Giherbeitss Dinttor Cab
nah Dopton bss.ben, um bort cine
neue alaet segen ben Sobn einsureis
hen. Sn 3uiuHft speroen bic ainosr
alier ssniaiiea oes arnenbauies, mel.
DE oa5u TIM Stanne i;nb, aesipunaen
iperoen. fir ben unierbali eerftlben All
btsabIsn.
- Robert q. pniman. Elm 3uder.
fraarens Jdbritdnt, bat bas prad,tiae
Wohnbaus bss 6errn R. SO. 6. Gin
am Sbilob gouleporb tn Sion Gitp,
I'll, angetaufi. Serr Vutrnon 6ciist
nod mebr 8rimoeigentbnm In 3ion
Gitp.
- Die Siaot nirb BON ben Gouns
tnsaommiFdren S3O.0 900 fir ausIas
gen in peliseiaerihtsfdllen srhaIieR.
bic ni6i auf llebertrstunstn bon itd6s
tiffen GroiRanen geSus babtn. Die
len 8eifIub iabten bic 4ommiHdre
auf GmpftbIune Ns Silfs Gounfp
anpoIis Campbell. Die fsalIt purbsn
Dom Wai 1910 bis gum Desemkr
1911 psrbanbeIt.
- Die Shiiltr Der abenbhohihult
i'm Cfisnhs iiberrsihien aeitern bem
prinsipal albtr. Shipars cine pstis
ton. iporin Iie INN cine Mtnberunq I'm
81" 9robe xs a,abemiidsn Rlriss
triuhtn. Sie niiriten anitaii in Der
gsomeirit in aIIasmtinsn WiHenfdafs
ten unisrrifttt su iperoeH. Do ibntH
bOkrs Geometri, su jhiper III uno Il:
nur penis 3sit gum Siuoir.n babeu
unh Der aurims aud Sur 3uIaiiuna bel
Der llniperfiiGt MIDI. no,bnenbig III.
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Dies nab 0as.

- Ter 4oli5eiar5t Or. Goricn
miro moraen oaHtit beginner. bic
aipironten fir QoIisiiien unb syeuer.
ipebrIeute, etipa 500 ar Der 3ahI, aui
ibre forperlihe geidaifenbeit Su un.
teriuheE.
- gr.goliSei.2eutnant gsm. Sebe.
mann Duroe oIS WitgIieo Der 9,olisei.
Graminaiions.geborbe an gtele 6es
frnberen yoliSeideis Whaitin er.
ndnli.
- Geo. 2e9outeIIier BON Der
EenniulDnnia gobn uno sseremiab
ReiIlp BON Der Soutbern 8abn limb Bu
Spe5inl.e .eraminntoren fir SiIfs.Su.
perinfenbenten unb Giiiriff. Superin.
ienbenten bes StraBenreinignngs.Te.
portenients ernannt mcrbeH.
lie priiiuneen fir Berid,is.
stencgraphiiten unb GIerfs merDen
om Z. uHo 8. Ysai itottiinben.
- Gbas. Saemeiiter pcn 90. 222
GmHig Ctr. tUuroe gum GIerf in Der
Afflee oes 8eb1u0e.s sSnlpeftors er.
nanut. Gr beitonb Die Rriifuna als
,lpeitbeiier.
- Der ltellpertretenbe 9lrgermei-
iier ssohnjcn erbielt eeiiern ron ssrnu
Nina q. Rilion einen Brief lporin er
eriud3t miro, cine proflnmotion su er.
laffeu. In iueld,er Der 3rpeite sonntng
TN WOnat Daai oIs yafiittertng" felt.
gelest miro.
- W. Is. Guitins. Der Sefret1r Der
apnrentions-SnIl .aonnmiiiion. ,piir.
be geitern pom g4notnnpnIt 4ettmon
bennhrihtigt. bnb bic Stabt bas
Reht babe. cine it1otiine stonpeu.
tionsbnile nuf bem Court Ctr. WRnrft
ober nui bent noroliH bopon eeleoe-
neu sanore 5u errihten, nenn Die
sfnot bns Grnnbeigentbum nnfnuft.
Der Tirehor fir ofientIiHe Gi.
6erbeif Goib ufb Der DoIi5eid,ef 60.
peIart0 peroeu In 0ufunft ben De-
beinpoIbiitea llRttrri&t ertbejIM.
IsM iie befier nit ben @ieteit betonnt
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8leiue ppli3eina@rid3tem

- Gin Shleihoi.b snttpenbet. aus
Der Dobnuns Der Relic 5olmss, Jap.
1903 Raes Strabs cine 9aHbtai9e NIT
$40 in 9aar.
- einbrsher periutisn seitsrn su
friibsr Worssnhunbe in bic Groe.rB
bes G<o. Wimbtrs, 4. ADsnus uno
Sions Girabe. einsuiieissn, ipurben
jebob enibsdi, nnhbem fis kreits Elm
Seitenfenftsr einseoriidi baitsH. gle
srsriffen bie GluAi uno entsomen.
Sn Der WontGg Rahs broneen
Diebe in bos HeftGuront bes gueen
BERN, 30. lO13 Wine Sirabe. Elm unb
erbeuieten pier stiitsn Gisnrreu nnb
So in 8odr.
Sm Qanis Der Wontaa Raft
branssn ginbre6er pom btm Dof< aus
barh bos Gbxrliht i'm bos Rem gbef
Rsitaurant. 30. 1913 DiHs Gtrobe Elm
unb itahIen $6 in 8aar unb cine Rifle
gienrren.
Aus benz 1reibboufe b<s Sbos
mas Dsrneti. go. 313 greftlins ADe..
ipurben bon giHbredern 1000 9ulpens
3ipisbeln unb anpere Sohen seftoblen.
5ebenfolls bieiflbsn 1iebs fiat.
tsien Der Wobnung bes Rubolpb Dob
bel, Ro. 334 Greftline Hpenus. einen
8efuh db unb eutptnbsten ein 3iepcle
i'm Dsrib Don $40.
WoItsr glearp. SO. 3757 Goltern
ADe.. melbeie oetfern Der Yolioei, bnb
Ginbredkr i'm lnuft Der Montng
Nadt hurd Elm 6initrfenf,sr In fsinel
lahen eineeitkeen Enb unb $3.25 aus
BEN gaib RssikTr, iolDie tinen Repols
Der eefioblen haben.
Grl. Annn fribees bon Waibines
ton. nnbe 0reeulroob Aps., lief eeitera
ibr 4utompbil furje ,3sit unbsnufliHs
tigt an btr Ode Der Renbing Noab
unD Oldham Etrobe jleh<n unb elm
0ieb btnutte bic G<iessnbeit, Elm FL
bernes portemonnnie i'm Wtrtk bon
$25. in lpeIhein I'D $l6 befnuben, aus
BEN automobtl 81 iteblen.
Dipei anoben boteR geltern benz
Geo. Muffin BON No.19O7 GibAuburn
4se. eir ffintS DinHefter Niepele aun.
QAuie an. dfS Muffin ii4 mad ber|
6estunit heS RabeS erfnubioie. nobs
nses pc 3nrt4eg nnter 3urddIo6unQ
bes Qsttersn asitaps. 9as 6n6ero6
nnrse ledftt BON Glitterb 6ssee. bon
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Yl0stid,er 1ob.

Jrl. Reais Rsab. 3s Johrs an,
shtpeiisr Des Wapors 0barss n.
yltoo oon Rorpoob. brad Dor Der
Wohnuns ibrer GAtDeftsr, Jrou Sobu
). enfsp, SDonbOs unb I.loIpcre 2pt..
5loripooD. ploeIih sniissit su Hobsn.
Yin iofort btrbsiasrufentr arsi iennss
Hurmsbr ben b.rsiis einsstreienfn LOB
fonftutirsn unb Der Coroner purbt g.
na6r'4sist: Jrl. Qsao srIas isbsnfals
tigtm bersihlae.
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III fein aanoioat.

1srr Sohn 8. adermnnn, Der fri.
here Superintendent bee strnenho,p
les. bat aeitern bic @obIbeborbe s..
IinHridtiai. bob er fein stunbibot fir
pas amt oes Gonntp Reeorbers eui
Dem oemofrotiiher 1idet iei. De
Netitionen fir Die prim6ruohIsn
leten obne iein BiiIen pon sine,
Drennoen aiiSseaeben lporOeu 81
etH5tge bemcfrotiidk anrbibot ii;r
loos Amt II HMn &err .. q. 0ronje
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War i6erraIdl, cine wirk(l6e
Merens sMsliSin anSulrefen.

SG litt bier Sabre lang unp es tpar oft:
mails lebr i6ledt nit mir beheat, Wi,
spuree Spampr&oot bon etuem SreunoI
stspfpbitH. SD periu6ts ss mad ben an'
neiiunsen, bic fd1 georndt all Der 6Iala'
betauoen uao su metnsr ueberraibuug ipur:
DC tdD ourt eiaise 5loi6sn turirt SD fiiblt
htate, oab idb meiHe gate e,eiunebsit boupt:
latitd) 1r. Silmers Spamps8opt gu per:
Aollten babe, AhtuHesoou
q. 10 2apreuce,
WlenoeH, 81.
lnteridriebeH uuo bsihporsn Dor mir
tieien II. Tag i'm 1uni 1909.
u. 8. gearner, Dffentliber Rotar.
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Sriei an
TT. ailulrr d 60,
GlHanon,tpn, VI. VI.

Htrsis. mas ewamp-seSt fir sie thuu trtrs
S6reibsn Sic an 5r.&ilmsr & So, 9in1s
hamtun, u. D., fir cine QrobsfloiAe. Sis
fDiro Sebsn itber,euseu Sic erbaIteu fernsr
elm 6iifelben Don tpertbpouer Suiormatton
ilbtr Riersn uno gIuis Qeeuu Sic idreiben,
ftisu Sis iiber uup ertpdbusn Sic oas Gin
cinnati 5dglidDs oGiuciuHatier golfsblait".
Resuldrs finfsis 6euts uno etuen Collar
fSiaieben iinp IN allen 9lpotbeteu tduflib.
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20. 106 On WeWidsn ape,, als lein
Gisentbum ioentifiSirt e. bate bas.
felbe tur5e 3eit an Der Gde Der Rae.
unb 6. Strab. f,shsn IaHsn.
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O. q. 5of,pb l1utthof,

i'm al!er hon 7S Ja5ren unb Wnrn.rn. IA,
NetfeRbegdH9Hie finset an Gonnsriiaa, een IS
april. aPnreers lim : 80 Chr. pl m Traucrhou
ic, %c l24 4'cft Enbtius c,IabP, aus TAFT
ciU 'eict!lhe5 Real,icM ceIebrirt iptrb lpa,r
EfrnaHeis uHo Setanntc frerHeIi1ft cineelaeer
iina eJn
&2S24 TIN traatrussn Siuirrslisheu,u.
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9poe1- Nnseiae.

Giorh am Ttutaa, ben % anru 1915
g}crgens ~ IS ubr ipebInerfeben NIT ben bel
Tiger SierbefdirnMerter. nrier bmigiLgeliettc
Gafer, Str:egerouter uuo Grobha.er
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-12

Pa he set down with ma last night
An took that fountain pen o. his
An said: Now, here, We'll try to write
Who all the greatest women is
Pa he put Cleopatry down,
An ma she shifted an said: "That
thng
why. if she'd come here to this town,
She'd find more Mares that she could
string!'
An so they went; pa said 81 guess
That history will bear me out
In honoring good Old Queen Bess."
But ma she said: "Humph! There's a
doubt"
An then some woman who'd wrote
books
Pa wanted her put on the list,
But ma she said: Look how it looks!
That woman was a biggumist"
Well, while they argued for N against,
I took some paper an pen
An set right down, an | commenced
To write the greatest women, then.
/ wrote down Gran'ma Henderson,
An Gran'ma Jones the first, yes, sir
Cause both of them lets me have fun
An each one says | favor her
An then 1 wrote Aunt Mary's name,
An Aunt Eliza Josephine,
An ma,-she's got "A right to fame
An my school teacher, nice Miss Green;
An then / wrote down Jane, our cook,
Cause she gives me piece o. cake
An lets me stand around an look
On Saturday when she will bake.
An then I say that's all I know
OF who | think the greatest is,
There amt as much as twenty, though.
An pa put down that list o his
An looked at mine, and says: "Well,
some
We think is great might call this tough
On them. my boy-but when | come
TO study this you've named enough
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-12
CHAPTER XVII.
In the Next Room.

Keith. his eyes filled with undis-
guised doubt, studied the face OF the
man opposite, almost convinced that
he was, in some way, connected with
the puzzling mystery. But the hon.
esty of the rugged face only added to
his perplexity.
Are you certain your are not mis-
taken?"
"Of course I am, Keith. I've known
Waite for fifteen years a bit intimate
ly-have met him frequently since the
war-and | certainly talked with MIN.
He told me enough to partially confirm
YOUR story. He said he had started
for Santa Fe light, because he couldn't
get enough men to run caravan
afraid ,of Indians, you know. So ne
determined to take money-buy MeIi-
can goods-and risk himself. ola
fighting cock wouldn't turn back for
all the Indians on the plains once ne
got an idea in his head-he was that
kind-Lord, you ought to seen the
fight he put up at Spottsylvania! He
got to Carson City with two wagons,
a driver and a cook-had eight thou
sand dollars with him. too. the damn
fool. Cook got into row, gambling, cut
a man, and was jagged. Old waite
wouldn't leave even niger In that
sort of flx-natural fighter-likes any
kind of row. So, he hung on there at
Carson, but had sense enosSh-Lord
knows where he got IT'D Dut all
but a few hundred dollars in Ben
Levy's safe. Then, he went out one
night to play poker with his driver
and a friend-had a drink or two
doped, probably. and never woke up
for forty-eight hours-lost clothes
money, papers. and whole outfit-was
Just naturally cleaned out-couldnt
get a trace worth following after.
You ought to have heard him cuss
when he told met seemed to be the
papers that bothered him most-them'
and the mules"
CTO BE CONTINUED)
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here and there. most OF the former IN
shirt-sleeves, all eating silently. A
few smaller tables at the back of the
room were distinguished from the 9TH
ers by white coverings in place OF oil
cloth, evidently reserved for the more
distinguished guests. Disdaining cere-
mony. the new conner wormed his way
through, finally discovering a vacant
seat where his back would be to the
wall, thus enabling him to survey the
entire apartment.
IL was not of great interest, save
for its constant change and the print
tive manner In which the majority at
tackled their food supply, which was
piled helter-skelter upon the long
tables, yet he ran his eyes searchingly
over the numerous faces, seeking i'm
partially for either friend or enemy.
No countenance present, as revealed
in the dim light of the few swinging
lamps, appeared familiar, and salts
fled that he remained unknown, Keith
began devoting his attention to the
dishes before him, mentally express
ing his opinion as to their attractive
ness. CHANGING finally to again lift
his eyes, he met the gaze of a man
sitting directly opposite, man who
somehow did not seem exactly In har-
mony with his surrounding. He was
short and stockily built, with round
rosy face, and perfect shock Of wiry
hair brushed back from broad fore
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-12
SYNOPSIS.

Jack Keith. Virginian. now Dor
der plainsman, is riding along the Santa
Fe trail on the lookout for roaming war
parties of savages. He notices a camp
FIRE at distance and then sees team
attached to wagon and at fun gallop
pursued by men on ponies. When kelth
reaches the wagon the raiders have mass
acred two men and departed He searches
the victims finding papers and locket
with a Womans portrait. He resolves 10
hunt down the murderers. Keith is ar
murder his accuser being a ruffan named
Black Bart. He goes to Jail fully realiz-
ing the peril of swift border justice. A
companion in his cell is a negro, VINO
tells him he is Neb and that he knew the
Keith family back In Virginia. Neb says
one OF the murdered men was John
Sibley, the other Gen. Willis Waite, for
The plainsman and Neb escape from the
cell. and later the two fugitives become
lost in the sand desert. They come upon
q cabin and find it's lone occupant to be
young girl, whom Keith recognizes as
singer he saw at Carson city. Inc glrI
explains that she came there in search or
q brother who had deserted from the
army. A Mr.. Hawley induced her to
come to the cabin while he sought to 10,
cate her brother. Hawley appears ana
Keith in hiding recognizes him as Black
Bart Hawley tries to make love to tho
girl There Is a terrific battle in tho
darkened room In which Keith overcomes
Black Bart. Horses are appropriated ana
the girl who says that her name Is Hope,
Joins in the escape. Keith explains his
situation and the fugitives make FOR Fort
hotel landlady Miss Hope tells that she
u the daughter of General Waite.
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copyright. A. C. MoClurs s. Co.. 10,a)

Puzzled at the unexpected recogni-
ton. yet realizing the friendliness OF
tie man. Keith grasped the pudgy'tn'
gers extended with some cordially.
Don't remember me spose-don't
think you ever saw me-delirious
when ! came hate to tell you
what you was talking about-gave
you hypodermic first thing-be behaved
well enough though when dug out
the lead-Minie bullet. badly blunted
hitting the rib-thought you might
die with blood poison-couldn't stay
to see-to damn much to do-evident-
ly didn't though-remembe me now?"
mo. only from what you say. You
must have been at General Waite's
headquarters"
That's it-charge of StonewalPs
field hospital-just happened to ride
into Waite's camp that night-damn
lucky for you | did-youhg snip there
wanted to saw the bone-l stopped
that-liked your face-imagined you
might be worth saving-ain't so sure
Of 1t now, or you wouldn't be out in
this God forsaken country. eating
such grub-my names Fairbain-Jo-
seph Wright Fairbain, M. D.-contract
surgeon for the railroad-working on
the line?"
Keith shook his head, feeling awak-
ening interest In his peculiar COM
panion.
mo; Just drifted in here from down
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-01-12
Appeal to Playwrlghts to Make Their
Characters a Little Moro
True to Nature.

At the anniversary festival OF the
Royal General Theatrical Fund J l..
Griffiths, United States consul gen
eral. spoke word of appeal for some
improvements in the drama He
would like. he said. to see a play In
which there was a really spiritual
clergyman. an honest barrister.
straightforward diplomatist and an
American gentleman Mr.. Gritfiths
views have been generally Endorsed
by the press
II is acknowledged that diplomatists
are presented on the stage too con-
sistently as creatures Of preternatural
cunning. never as men with human
limitations The popular dramatic
type of clergyman. the muscular. Is
more firing still; every curate is not
the physical equal Of a prizefighter
An American gentleman would be
very welcome on the English stage
The type almost invariably presented
IL like~nothing on earth. He Is neither
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FABULOUS FABLES.

A certain Snowman advertised that
all who would Pay him Small Sum
might see the Two Greatest Freaks
ever Exhibited. And the People gath
cred in his Tent in great Numbers.
Now, judge of their Surprise when
they Saw Two ordinary-looking Per
sons on the Platform.
"Ho! Ho!" they cried. You have
Deceived us. These are not Freaks,
but Ordinary Persons"
Not so Fast" replied the Show
man. "One of these Persons is the
only newspaper Photographer who has
not Written anything about Dewey,
and the Other Person is the Only
Man in Vermont who Never weh to
School with him.
Which Delighted the Audience so
Much that they all Came Back to the
Show that Night.
Moral--There is Often more Fame
in not Being Famous.
A certain Barkeeper had Thought sc
Much about what would Happen if he
Should Forget to close his Bar at the
Proper Time that his Hair had all
Fallen out. A Willy Man came Unto
Him as he stood behind his Bar, and
Requested that he Make Baldheaded
Cocktail,
But the Barkeeper said: What in
he Hot Place is a Baldheaded Cock
tail?"
And the Man said: 81 will show
you how to Make it,"
So he had the Barkeeper take GER
tain Ardent Spirits and other Things
and Concocted a Drink. When 1t was
Finished the Man Drank 1t and
Turned to the Barkeeper, asking Him:
do you know why it is called Bald
headed?"
Put the Barkeeper saying he DID
Not know, the Man responded; be
cause it is On You"
But the Barkeeper hit him with
Bungstarter and made him Disgorge
fifteen cents.
Moral-It is best to be Funny over
the Telephone.
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head; his nose wide but stubby, and
chin massive. Apparently he was be-
tween forty and fifty years of age, ex-
ceedingly we'll dressed, his gray eyes
shrewd and full of a grim humor.
Keith observed all this In a glance,
becoming aware at the same time that
his neighbor was apparently studying
with quick. jerky utterance, which
seemed to peculiarly fit his personal
appearance.
Damn 1t all-know you, sir-sure
debut for life Of me can't tell
where"
Keith stared across at him more
searchingly. and replied. rather in
differently:
Probably a mistake then, as have
no recollection of your face"
Never made mistake, sir-never
forget face" the other snapped with
some show OF indignation, his hands
now clasped on the table, one stubby
forefnger pointed, as he leaned for
ward. Don't tell me-I've seen you
somewhere-no, not a word-dont
even tell me your name-Tm going to
think of It,"
Keith smiled not unwilling to humor
the mans eccentricity. and returned to
his meal, with only an occasional in
curing glance across the table. The
other sat and stared at him, his
heavy eyebrows wrinkled as he strug-
gled to awaken memory. The younger
man had begun on his pie when the
face opposite suddenly cleared.
Damn me. I've got it-hell. yes;
hospital Observation-Disclosures inn
bedded under third rib-ordinary case
that's why forgot-clear as mud
now-get the name in minute-Cap-
tain-Captain Keith-that's it-shake
hands"
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Wanted the Documents.

Commissioner General of Immigra
ton Keefe was hearing the case of a
woman who appealed to enter this
country notwithstanding serious
charges had been brought against her
morality.
Her attorney pleaded that she might
do better if allowed to start on new
life here. Look at the case Of Mary
Magdalene," he said. See what was
done in her case. Why cannot the
came be done in the case of this wom-
an?"
Mr.. Keefe had been preoccupied. He
called to the clerk and said: Get me
the record in that Magdalene case"
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