The Alaska citizen., 1912-06-17

chair.
 Thin maybe hear tn horn iv an autymobil outside an Willum Randolph Hearst comes in in souch hat embroidered with dimons, pullin a fine old gintleman that looks as though he'd like to be home an in bed. Fellow proolytaryans.' says Willum Fellow suffers from th' oppression iv capital, this is tn sturdy champeen iv us onfor- chnit suffers in the sthruggles iv life he says. I want to inthra- jooce Champ Clark iv Missoury. Speak up. he says. shakin tn fu- ture prisident iv tn United States be In sleeve Tell these grimy men what ye'er principles are says he. I can only say says Champ Clark, that want tn place But 1 eud sing song about me dog he says. 'Ain't that fine?' says Will lum Randolph Did Washnton or Jefferson iver put anything over like that? Niver. Come on he says. an they go out
 Thin prob-bly tn dures swing op- en an stout gintleman stands there f'r minyit His stovepipe hat is dented in. his collar is loose an his clothes look rumpled What kind iv a place is this they sint me to?' he says. I niver in me life see such bunch iv ign'rance. Tn idee iv givin thim votes makes me want to cry. 0. dear, what am I sayin' That isn't right. What was ii they told me to say? Oh, yes. Boys. I'm glad 10 meet ye, Ordher what ye want on old Bill Taft. That's the way ye want to be talked to. Don't stand on ceremony Don't call me Misther Prisident Call me Bill. Old Bill like it. It chokes me, but I like it. I'm fighter. Don't ye make amy mistake about that. 1 ain't amy longer tn bale iv hay me pridceSsor says I am. I've been crooly threated be this man. cant get back at him too hard or he might threat me worse, but I'll put up me hands in front iv me face annyhow. He says I bit tn hand that fed me. But what was he feedn' me? His hand was in me face whin I bit it.
 "Befure We all burst into tears I take him be tn arm an We go out together. an says I; 'Msthre Prisident-no, l won't call ye Bill: III compromise on Willum Haitch- -Willum Haitch, go home an have we're hat irned.' says | How can help bein' mussed up an hope to be prisdent?' says he. oh, you might says l. An anyhow don't see why ye shud hope to be prisidnt. I'd rather keep me hat smooth, says I.
 70, go away with ye," said Hen messy. I've been in here ivry night fir a week an l niver see annywan higher thin a candydate fir aldher- man"
 Sure l was On'y foolin' ye," said MT. Dooley None iv thim has been around here, but they might as well be as doin' what they ar-re,"
 Its a tur-rble hot fight between Rosenfelt an Taft" said Hennessy,
 "If," said MT Dooley, me friend Bill Clancy put on such an eXhibi- tion at tn athletic club he'd lose his place as a matchmaker Tn polls wud be in tn ring an ye'd read in tn pa-apers tn nex' day that affairs like this wud put an end to th' spoOrt Evry time I see Tiddy Rosenfelt jumpin' out iv his corner, feintin' to make his opponent miss an thin bringin' across his right, I feel like tur-rnin' away me head"
 Its great fun anyhow" said MT. Hennessy.
 It's all iv that" said MT. Do0ley. But if I was candydate fir prisi dint yed niver get me into amy wrangle iv that kind. Ye cuddent see me with a tillyscope. F'r Hin missy. th' less ye see iv man. good or bad th' more ye think he's bet ther or worse thin tn rest iv us"