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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06
STATE or ono IIe. c'I cos % ,olI"'' IS.

STATE oT ONO CIT 90 ToLEDO. Z
LUCAs COUNTY. 80
FRANK J. CHESEr makes oath that ne h senior
partner Of the hrm Of Z. ,. CHENEY a co: doing
buslnes. N tho CITY Of Toledo. County aud state
Aforesaid and that said frm VIII pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CArARRH that cannot be cured BY the Use o
Halls CATARkH CURE .
sworn 70 before me and subscribed In my presence.
THIS 9th day Of December. A. d., 1856.
-- A. W. GLEASON.
SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC.
-
Hairs Catarrh Cure b taken Internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. send for testimonials. free.
y. J. CHENEY CO. Toledo.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
lake Halls FAMILY Pills for constipation.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

The c. U. football eleven seems to
be in the class of the local high
school eleven this seasan. The Uni
versity of Tennessee defeated the
Danville boys last week GO to 0.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

The initial German of the season
was given last evening at the Gil.
cher House by the Danville Cotillion
Club, with Mr.. Vernon Richardson
and Mrs. Charles p. Cecil, Jr., lead
ing. The other couples in the first
four were: Mr.. Charles p. Cecil,
Jr., and Mrs. j. r. Cowan, Mr.. G. A.
McRoberts and Miss Katherine
Bowman, DIR. ]. r. Cowan and Miss
Louise VanWinkle. Many intricate
and pretty figures were introduced
during the evening. The ladies were
all beautifully gowned and were
looking at their best; the hall was
unusually attractive; the music
which made by the Thomas Saxo-
phone Trio, Of Lexington, was
splendid; in fact everyone was de.
lighted with the efforts Of those ac-
commodating young msn.-Dany'"-
Advocate.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Mid-week service at the Presby-
terrain church Wednesday evening at
Z o'clock. Subject "Om Country
Gods Country. Members and at
tendants of the church are urged to
come.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Knights Templar-desiring quar-
tiers in the Rudd House, Owensboro,
for the conclave Moy 81, 1913, will
Immediately send their names to j.
X. Yeager, Danville, Ky.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

at is a pleasure to tell you that
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is the
best cough medicine l have ever us
ed" writes Mrs. Hugh Campbell, of
Lavonia, Ga. ~ have used it with
all my children and the results have
been highly satisfactory" For sale
by G.. l.. Penny.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

"There could be no better medicine
than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
Ny children were all sick with
whooping cough. One of them was
in bed, had a high fever and was
coughing up blood. Our doctor gave
them Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and the first dose eased them, and
three bottles cured them" says Mrs.
r. A. Donaldson, of Lexington. Miss.
For Sale by Penny's Drug Store.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

As Executor of Mary Peoples, !
will on Monday Nov. IL, 1912 at
about 1:30 p. NJ. in front of the
court house sell at public cutlery
. brood mares. 2 workhorses; 4
cows and some farming implements.
j. h. Paxton, So.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

] am prepared to do cleaning, re-
pairing and pressing, promptly and
nicely. Office at Ed Wilkinson's bar
Der shop. Give we trial. Perry Ne
Lean, Stanford. S4-4p
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Don't waste your money buying
strengthening plasters. Chamber
lain's Liniment is cheaper and bet
ter. Dampen a piece Of flannel with
it and bind it over the affected parts
and it will relieve the pain and sore
ness. For sale by Penny's Drug
Store,
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06
Stanford People
have OppOrtuni-
tv to hear Grand
Opera Musicians


w splendid The Neapoltansan
Of music-have
this their native land
special feature will be the seenade
and
Manhattan
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

August Ridder. an expert shoe
maker of Ottenheim, will open a
shop for general repairing ETC., at
Eichenberger's old stand in Stanford
on Monday. Prices reasonable and
work guaranteed. S8-2p.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06
Penny's Drug Store, Stanford, KY.

The postJffice was closed sever
al hours Saturday, out of respest TO
Vice President Sherman. whose fun
eral was held ut that time.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

/ have moved to Frankfort, but
my sister, Miss Daisy Vandeveer
will continue business in the same
place and your patronage is SILL
solicited. Mrs. j. c.. Lynn. $50.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Long Tom Chenault. the Madison
county auctioneer, was married to
Miss Lettie Ware. of Fayette, in
Louisville last week.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

The ladies Aid Society will meet
Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock
with Mrs. John Foster. All members
earnestly requested TO be present .
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06
WOMEN SHOULD
Be PROTECTED
Against So Many Surgical OPP
erations. How Mrs. Bethune
and Mrs. Moore Escaped.

y
! was in bed for four
or five days at q time
every month, and so
weak ! could hardly
walk. l cramped and
had backache and
headache, and was
so nervous and weak
that l dreaded TO see
anyone or have any
onemovein the room.
The doctors gave me
medicine TO ease me
said that ! ought to
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Penalty on School Tax will be ad-
ded on Nov, l. in Grab Orchard dis
trict. Get you receipt from Miss O..
NJ. Lackey at Crab Orchard Bank.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Those indebted to me may call
and settle with my sister, Miss Daisy
Vandeveer, as | have left my books
with her. Mrs. j. C. Lynn. S92
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Money TO Loan.-From $1,000 to
$4,000. at 3 per cent. with good
real estate security. L. ID. Penning-
ton, Stanford. Ky. 7S-Sp.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06
Millinery

The right goods at the right time
and at the right place. Miss Ella
May Saunders. SOL
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

For guns, hunting coats, shell
vests. shells and all kinds of hun
ters' supplies, go IL Farris' SOL.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

For rent for year 1913, brick
store room in Stanford, corner of
Main and Lancaster streets, oppo-
site courthouse. j. S. Hooker. S6tf
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

The Somerset High School defeat
ed the G.. L. Props - to 0 at foot
ball.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06
SHORT LOCAL NEWS

Come in and hear Judge John W.
Hughes speak Saturday.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

Try the Radiolete Burner at W. III.
Higgins, something new SOL.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06

You want the best policy when
you insure. See Fish & Bromley.
Stanford, Ky. Insure everything.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-11-06
THERE IS REAL PAINT

THERE Is REAL PAINT
and also some stuff mixed with
cheapening materials that il not
worthy Of the name. II 20: have
had experience with the latter hind
you don't want another. II you
haven't take our advice and don't
experiment. Buy our real paints
and save yoursslf &sappdintmsnt
and money - vel.
4 a. ALLIE. Stamford. ~.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
GOT THE EVIDENCE UPSTAIRS
Indian Judge, Not Acquainted With
H~industani, Did Not Know
What Nllshai Really Was.

An Indian judge, when first appoint.
ed to his position, was not well &C
quainted with Hindustani. He was
trying a case in which a Hindu was
charged with stealing a nilghai. The
Judge did not like TO betray his ig-
OF what a nilghai was. SO he
said:
Produce the stolen property"
The court was held In an upper
room, so the usher gasped:
Please. your lordship, it's down.
stairs"
Then bring It up Instantly" stern.
ly ordered the Judge.
The official departed, and a minute
later a loud humping was heard. min.
gled with loud and earnest exhorta.
tons. Nearer came the noise, the
door was pushed open, and the painting
official appeared dragging in the blue
bull.
The Judge was dumbfounded. but
only for an instant.
All! That will do" said he. 1T Is
always best, when possible, for the
Judge personally to inspect the stolen
property. Remove the stolen prop
erty, usher"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
BEES AS RHEUMATISM CURE
Medical Authorities, After Thorough
Examination, Say Sting Has
Curative Value.

In a recent issue OF the Farm and
blessings as a cure for rheumatism.
This cure has been thoroughly exam.
ined by some OF the great eastern med
ical colleges and Endorsed by them as
scientific. The essence of the cure
lies in the formic acid which bees
inject into the blood. Following is
a brief extract from the article:
"One sting will not cure your rheu.
matism. neither will W. or three, but
II you let one bee sting you every day
your rheumatism will soon disappear.
That's what some prominent ply
sicians say who are watching an In
teresting experiment in Cincinnati. o.
John Renner. of Cincinnati, long a
sufferer from rheumatism, Is taking
the bee.sting cure. At the time this
Is being written he has already taken
two weeks OF the treatment. about II
stings, and he likes il. At first hardly
able to hohble about with the aid Of
"a cane, Renner can now walk almost
rs sprightly as any person. II Is es-
timated by physicians that the poison
injected into his system by the sting
ing bees has made the marked change
in his chronic condition.
"Only a few cases are on record
where bees were used 10 cure rheuma-
tism. Mr.. Fred w. Muth became in.
terested In bee culture through his
having rheumatism. Now he has bees
and no rheumatism.
physicians who r watching this
interesting experiment say that the
formic acid which makes the sting OF
the bees so sharp and painful for the
moment is the agent which nullifes
the dreadful rheumatic pains. Sharp
and painful as the stings are. It Is a
pain OF relief compared to the dull
and incessant pain OF the rheumatism,
declares Renner, the patient.
I'm the above novel treatment the
patient visits the apiary twice each
week. taking from three to Ave stings
ut each visit. After the system Is
orce innoculated with formic acid OF
the blessings the person becomes i'm
'mune to rheumatic attacks"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
FARM BOY SHOWS HIS NERVE
Country Lad In Kansas City Displays
Courage by Removing Tight
Fitting Shoes In Street.

Plainly he was from the country.
1t was equally plain that the sights
OF the city streets fascinated him.
Neither was there any doubt that his
city oxfords hurt his feet. He was a
stalwart specimen of farm youth and
good TO look at, though he wasn't ex-
actly comfortable. He trudged brave
ly along, but the close obs erver could
see that his limp was becoming mo-
mentarily more noticeable. Occasion
ally he looked at his new tan shoes,
gritted his teeth and ploughed ahead
through the Main street crowd. The
look OF desperation had become set IN
his face by the time he reached Tenth
and Main. He paused there, took an
other lingering look at the crowd and
then with a You be burned express
sion upon his suntanned countenance
sat down on the curb. OF came one
shoe and then another. He placed
them carefully upon the sidewalk be-
side him. removed his green socks
and dabbled his feet in a diminutive
pool left by the street %sprinklers.
Those shoes just had 10 come on"
said a business man who passed just
then. 1T wasn't SO many years ago
that ! was In just that fix-but didn't
have the nerve TO take 'em of."-Kan-
sas City Journal.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
NOTES OF \
~ SCIENCE NJ]
y1NVENT1ON

Germany Is about 10 experiment
with the naval aeroplane.
Russia's army in times OF peace
II can be nearly Quadrupled.
In 1910 the total population OF New
York was 4,766.S $50 and the total street
car traffic was 1,4S9, 6S2, 490.
A French inventor has placed a rub
Der roller in a cigarette paper holder
to push out a single sheet at q time.
While a mans heart Is beating 20
times a horses Is ~pulsating but 40
times and an elephants only 80.
A small metal match box which
clamps on the stem OF a pipe Is a re-
Gently patented novelty for smokers.
An international exposition of book
making and It's allied arts and sci.
ences will be held in Germany In
1914.
A moving picture Gamers can be op-
Grated on horseback by using a recent
" invented attachment for the pur-
pose.
An Illinois man has invented q
metal tray to be attached to a broom
to catch the dust which the latter col
lects.
Experiments with man power aero
planes In France have led to the offer
ing of several prizes for successful
flights.
In some Of the towns OF Hungary a
special tax Is levied on bachelors.
ranging from a few cents to about
twenty dollars per n u
The annual fall Of SCOT In London,
according to carefully figured esti-
mates. amounts to from twenty-five to
thirty-ive pounds for each inhabitant.
An attachment for monographs by
which a violin can BE- connected with
a record and made 10 produce music
has been invented By q Wisconsin
man.
An aeroplane invented In England
can be turned into q tent for its pilot
to ret q nights rest wherever he may
happen 70 stop by the addition Of can.
vas curtains between it, planes.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
SCIENCE
AAA 12NAM
LIFE PRESERvER IS SIMPLE
Shlef Advantage 10 That Il Can Be
Carried In Pocket-can Be inflated
IN Short Time.

A new and convenient form OF life
preserver has been designed by a man
In the state of Washington, and prob.
ably Its chief advantage Is that It can
Dc carried in the pocket by all per
sons, making them Independent OF the
equipment of the boat they are OIL. An
air tight bag has a tube at one end by
which 1t can be expanded and a draw
ing string to close that end after II
has been inflated. II thus forms a
sausage shaped bag which can be fas-
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
His Opportunjty,

Harry, I've been reading up on
parliamentary usage. I've got TO pre-
side at a meeting OF our girls club.
But there's one thing / don't quite un-
derstand; what is the previous Ques-
tion?'"
IT'S the question I've been trying
to ask you for a whole year, Mabel.
but you eve would listen to me.
You'll let rue ask II now, won't
your"
Il suppose so, Harry. ff-if you
are sure it's parliamentary"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
FOR HOLDING LANTERN GLOBE
New Yorker Makes Improvement by
Means Of Which Glass Chimney
10 Easily Removed.

An improvement on the old tubular
lantern. by means Of which the glass
chimney may easily be removed or in
serted, has been devised by a New
York man. The metal canopy over the
top OF the chimney Is go arranged on u
spring wire that It al be raised on
one side TO permit this movement OF
the glass. The canopy tube Of the Ian
tern passes through a hole in the an
opy proper. A side wire runs up on
the other side and terminates al the
top In a spring globe holder. The
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
New Life Preserver.

tened around the neck and which.
small as 1t is will provide sufficient
buoyancy to keep the wearers head
above the water. The Importance OF
this little apparatus can be seen at a
glance, for with n Of them in a
pocket or handbag a man or woman
may feel reasonably safe on the water.
1t requires only a few moments to in
fate.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
Not Absolutely.

do you think flying will ever be.
come absolutely safe?"
No"
Then you believe aviators are vast.
ing their efforts?"
"Oh, no. | haven't any doubt that
they will some day make flying as
safe as sitting in a hammock with a
girl-but that isn't absolutely safe
you know"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
The Post Gard Habit.

We'll. Hiram. your summer board
ers seem to have about everything
they want"
They're fairly content. I only over
looked n point. Forgot to provide
any post cards Of such points OF inter-
est as the henhouse and the pump"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
In Those DAYS.

You used to be Glad to stay in the
kitchen and wipe the dishes for me-"
she complained.
Il admit IT," he replied, but in
those days you didn't put in all your
time trying to convince me that !
was no good because | didn't earn
enough to enable you TO keep an
acknowledgements maid"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
That Was All.

"Skillings, how came you to quit
working for Spotcash & Coz
We had a difference Of opinion as
to the value Of my services for anoth.
er year"
Was that all?"
Yes; / thought l was worth $4,000
to them, and they thought / wasn't
worth 30 cents. So l quit. What else
could a self.respecting man do?"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
A Woman's Deduction.

Does your husband enjoy fishing?"
II don't think So"
But he goes away on q fishing trip
every little while"
That's no sign that he likes II. He
comes home every night when he 10
at work. but he never seems to really
enjoy doing So"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
Dancers Of DRINKING.

why are you so anxious about
your husband?"
He may be drinking"
"A little drinking won't hurt q
man"
But he is so easily influenced when
he is drinking. expect him to come
home any day now and tell me he has
accepted a vice-presidential nomina.
ton on some ticket"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
Maternal Frjoidity.

II know l keep late hours. nom.
mer," confessed the repentant young
man, but you've told me many q
time that l was the star of your ex-
istence, and So"
Not now. Percival," interrupted the
austere old lady. looking at him over
her s~pectacles; you're my midnight
SON."
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
Globe Holder.

canopy and the globe holder can thus
be tilted and the globe withdrawn or
inserted with ease and without dan.
ger of being broken by the strain Oh 1t.
In the old style lanterns OF this type
the canopy was stationary and as may
we'll be imagined by those who never
had any experience. Is those who had.
do not have to use chimney on and
taking 1t off was a somewhat delicate
operation. the spring globe holder be-
ing the only yielding pert of the APP
paratus.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
Suited for IL,

The new shortstop started to throw
TO second base, changed his mind, and
started to throw TO third. Finally
he threw to first, two men having
scored.
Il don't think you'll do for base
ball." said the manager. kindly.
why not?"
Not quite fast enough, son. Better
90 in for chess"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
AVIATION ABSOLUTELY SAFE
inventor Of New Machine Claims De-
vice Affords Complete Protec-
tion From Elements.

The inventor OF this aeroplane
claims that he has been able to devise
. flying machine which will AFFORD CON-
plete protection from the elements for
10th the navigator and his passengers.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
BIG MONEY FOR INVENTIONS
ticIes That Proved to BE Useful
Few Instances.

Every time you pull the cap from
a beer bottle or q soda bottle you put
a fraction OF q cent in the pocket OF
w. II. Painter OF Baltimore. the In
%ventor. the Detroit Free Press re-
marks.
De Quillifeldt, a New Jersey inven-
tor. made SIS. 600 900 out OF q rubber
bottle stopper he invented.
Hyman l.. Lipman OF Philadelphia
got $160. 900 for a lead pencil rubber
eraser.
The little metal staple used to hold
buttons on shoes brought a big for.
tune to q man named Heaten OF Prov.
idence.
A man named Dennison pasted sew
eral little rings about the hole In q
shipping tag and thus made ar EYE"
that would not pull out and got a for.
tune for II.
Silverthorn retired with enough
money to last him the rest of his life
Made 1t out of brass toe tips for boys
shoes.
One man cleared 500, 900 inventins
a tin can.
Another invented an opener for tina,
n and cleared nearly a million.
Still another invented the self-open
ing can. the one with a key. and clean
ed up a million.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
MAKING travelling Pleasant

BILL see for travelling statesmen
there has been invented a valise with
folding sides and legs with which It
may be converted into a table.
m-Well, they must have some
place on which to play pinochle while
in transit.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
Home poIitica-

Home politics are always the
same"
what do you mean?"
The father OF the household Is al
ways a standpatter. and the boys are
| always insurgents"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06

Patience--You know she's awfully
supcrstitious.
Patrice--Realiyf
why. PES: II rained on her weddins
day, and that's unlucky. you know"
what did she dot"
why. Nae Gsve out raia chscka"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
The Discovery.

when did you discover that your
husband didn't love your"
when he began to complain be-
cause I left my powder rag and my
hairpins on his dresser"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06
Preparing.

TVepaTTH0.
Willie tagged seven)-Tommy says
when he grows up he's going to have
free candy and no school.
Jackie Jagged eight)-Take II from
me, kid. don't swallow all that stun!
Tommy's just starting his boom for
I940. that's all!-Puck.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-09-06

Mrs. B.-My husband and l get along
90 nicely. We always agree about every.
thing.
Mrs. Wis that SO?
Mrs. B.-Yes: except. of course, now
and then when he gets p~igheaded or
something OF that sort.