The Marshall republican., 1912-09-06
Press Clippings

49, @0.ss
that he Is single only because OF
his bashfulness, the local paper
remarked for his benefit: 'weil,
his bashfulness has kept MIN out
of a lot of trouble
"A lady barber may be all right
but I'd hate to live In a town where
there was a lady dentist dec ared
The fsedgwick Paragraphs CID 81
Chestnut. "Tm such a lady 8
man that i soon wouldn't have a
tooth in my fool head"
A Fl. Scott father sent his
daughters STEADY" home In n bur
ry the other night by calling down
the stars: "Mary, II the young
nan IL afraid to go alone tell him
to wait a few minutes AMI ride
with the milk man.
Harper's Bazaar: "Have you pur-
chased your new car yet, Mrs. Moo
rich7r asked the visitor. "No Mr..
Smithers, I amt. I can't make up
my mind whether to get gasoline
a or a limousine car. Maybe you
q tell me-does Limousine smell
an bad as gasol.nel?r inquired the
lady.
A good tale Is TOD OF an old
Welsh m mister In the sixties who
when written to as to his terms
for off eating ut a special preach
ing festival replied that he had
three prices: "For is shii ings I will
make all the people laugh, for a
sovereign ! will make them laugh
and weep alternately, while for
80 sh liings l will make them lump
on top Oh the benchesn-Cardiff
Western NAL.
Spokesman-Rov.ew A ilry In
a WESTERN town had gone along
for more THAI an hour wnel the
trial Judge discovered thar the
panel was shy a Juror. "What
doea this mean7' he roa,e ed. There
are only II Jurors In the box ;
where Is the twelfth 'Piease,your
HONOR answered one OF the II,
shes gone away from here on
some other business, bat he has
left his verdict vita met
Young's Magazine: cts easy
TO be generous when our owa de-
mand q gratfied," exclaimed Hen
ry Miller. There once was a lit
tie girl who invaded the drawing
where her sisters fiaace wal
J waiting. "Here,' said the child
: here is a candy for YOU And
she gave Hilary McMaste-s a hard
} white lozenge. "'Oh, what a nice
white lozenger SAID tie young
: man, putting II In his mouth anu
beginning to suck vigorously. "Yel
! sn't it'f' l!sped the title cir II
: was striped wiz pink once
D Cleveland Plan Dea.er; Tn,
young novel st had had a tough
time df II, and 30 had his deaI
wife. She held his talents in poor
esteem and often urgel HIM I,
try something else, for she wa,
> smetimes hungry, and all tn,
,, time III clad. But one day hi
, luck changed. He began to max
money. And there came a do,
when he was able to write his
check for 500 and pass Il to hi
/, wife. Her eyes filled with TEA g a
I abe read II. Evil ibrand, dar ing,
she said as she hastenei aroun:
> the table and put her arm ab III,
Z hsa neck, "Iri take back all tn,
n mean things I ever sl,d abou
your work. This Is the best thing
: you ever wrotein
= Roscoe, aged three. had bee
' taken 10 Sunday school, for thu
first time, by his brother. Rich
ard. two years his senior. II wa
customary Tor the ent'rs 81 asst
kneel at the beginning Of te rec
= tation period each Sunday an
repeat the Lords Prayer a. , nisoi
siowiy and solemn'y, with pausel
Roscoe had been thoroughly dmi
ed In the prayer, :, that M trou
{ BILE was antielpatsd on that scor,
ION tho particular Sunday Of Roe
GOES first and only visit, tn.
prayer hnd reached the ca -
AGiye us this day our daily bress
: when during the pause which fol
] low 4 Mltse \ ssoe, TO the dist, -
Of Richard and the consternatio
| Of the ciam, sdded II : shrill trs
bio, aAnd Z littIe eravyl"
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