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Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29
Stick to Us Like Burr, Brother Mil.
 Ter.

Dear Bulletin: It was rather unldnd of you this morning to. with serious mien, emit @ flash from your little air gun that would not scorch tissue pa Fer, in the attempt to disunite the ve- racity from the Old Mans anatomy, in words and figures es follows:
 He Talks and Talks, and Talks" Still there was absolutely no violation of the Taft political food law, and if it meets the eye of Representative Hig-
 gins he will undoubtedly introduce a bill, owing to the strain on the sys- tenn, to present The Bulletin an eight foot castiron medal, double jointed, in sections, te fold up convenient to carry in the vest pocket. In the meantime
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29

The Bulletin six times during the week and between services on Sunday can Shirk and Shirk and Shirk the import ant issue, while it's eloQuence like music, does charm our weary hours, while it has our kindly greeting, also a bunch of flowers.
 The Old Man never stoops to strike a man that's down; was never known to moan, like some lost spirit, in de- spair, or wander off alone, to paw the ground and tear his hair. He sleeps the sleep of the just in peace, with fullest trust in heaven, till earthly tri- als cease. Until that time, that's sure to come, for glory and renown, the Old Man 'sticks' to you till he wears the martyrs crown.
 J. W. MILLER,
 Jewett City.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29

Thayer, Walter 4. Wheaton, s. M.
 Wheelock Hector Duvert, Joseph Mo kachnie, John B. Daigle The caucus was the first meeting to be held in the new municipal building and was pre-
 sided over by Judge L. H. Fuller as
 chairman, with John B. Byrne as clerk.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29
MONTVILLE GRANGE
confers Degrees on Class of Eight.


 Montville grange held it's regular meeting Wednesday evening, Worthy Master Walter w. Woodward presid- ing. The third and fourth degrees were conferred upon & class of eight, fol- lowed by the regular harvest supper. At the close of the supper the worthy master called upon Brother Orville c. Walden for few remarks. He re- sponded in form of a cleverly written paper giving each member a roast, with a newspaper clipping applicable to each person. It afforded much amusement as some of the clippings were all but personal. Forty were seated at the table, the largest number since the grange was organized a year ago.
 A class of six will be worked in the first and second degrees at the next meeting. Deputy I. E. Crouch is ex- pected to be present.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29

Phoenix, Ark, March 2s.-A situa- tion which ls believed to be without precedent will confront the United States senate upon the arrival in
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29
NEW SENATORS WILL
 HAVE TO DRAW LOTS

To Determine Who Shall Have Lens
 and Who Short Terms.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29
REPUBLICAN, CAUCUS.
Delegates to State Convention Tn- structed to Work for Nomination of President Taft.

Putnam, March 28-The republicans in town caucus Thursday evening elected delegates to the state conven- tion at New Haven, instructed to work for the election of. delegates favorable to the nomination of President Taft for reelection. Those chosen were Mayor Archibald Macdanaid, Representative Hector Duvert, Silas NJ Wheeleck and Isaac Champeau. A new republican town committee was elected as fol- Le~si MaFsE Macdonald, Henry J,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29
Lanten Sarmnn.

DaEielson. March 28.-Rey. Joseph E. Mccarthy, pastor of the Sacred Heart church at W2uregan, preached the Lenten sermon at the retreat at St. James church Thursday night.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29

Jewett City
Norwich bulletin., 1912-03-29
FILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.

Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Pro- truding Piles in to 14 days. soc.
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.lll renders Fifth avenue, New York, memoir
aTs on this occasion. So to In most Of the
smaller cities the church hour is accounted the
logical time for fashions review because there
IS nothing to call forth the population en-
masse at any other time in the day-unless it
De, mayhap. to evening church service when.
OF course, It is too dark to have fanciful toll
cites appear to the best advantage.
In some OF our cities, however, notably in
the national capital, it has come about that In
recent years there are in effect two fashion
parades on Easter. The first Is held, as above
mentioned. at the conclusion of morning
church service, but the newer and IRE popu-
lar promenade comes late in the afternoon
when well dressed people of all ages traverse
the principal residential thoroughfares inspired
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The Risen Christ's Easter Message


Jerusalem. On this Eastels morn from Beth
any's study overlooking the Capital city of our
nation would call upon all the followers of
the Christ to obey him and enter into the
Masters work of winning the world for their
Lord AS he commanded, so would urge that
you obey his cali to eyangelize the world with
the gospel, enlist disciples for his service and
educate all believers to be obedient to whatso-
ever our Lord has commanded. The Christian
conquests of the centuries the marvellous mis-
sionary awakening of Christendom preparing
to conquer the world for the glory Of Christ.
by the conservation of men and means and by
the cooperation of the Christian forces under
the leadership of tie Holy Spirit is one Of the
many modern testimonies of the power of the
risen Lord that is leading the hosts of God on
to complete the triumph of Christ when he re-
vealed on resurrection morn his power over
life and death.
The religion of Jesus contains the only hope
for the world. His is the only religion that
meets the needs of all men. He is the only
founder Of religion that has risen from the
dead and offers everlasting life to all. Let us
consecrate ourselves around his empty tomb
this Easter morn to help him save the world
by carrying the gospel of his resurrection to
all that are lost-Rev. Hugh T. Stevenson.
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display and how far back, in point of time
have extended the preliminaries for the burst
of glory Milady may not even realize that
the miliners who did" her hat have been
working literally night and day for fortnight
before Easter and that the delivery boy who
distributed the CONNECTIONS" of lace and rib
bons, had precious little sleep on Easter eve.
But the trail Of preparation goes yet farther
back. 1t extends as far as fascinating Paris,
where all the styles originate and where the
ammunition for the Easter broadside was a
matter of concern to hundreds Of designers and
seamstFesses and bonnet makers and flower
workers in the days when you and We're busy
with Christmas preparations. There is usually
at least three or four months between the in
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The message of Easter is identical with the
truth that each Lords day proclaims to men
the resurrection Of Jesus Christ. The central
thought OF the apostles ministry was the
resurrection of their Lord and Saviour. 1t has
been the dominant theme of every gospel mes
sage. The risen Christs first communication
was sent to his discouraged disciples that they
might rejoice because he was risen from the
dead.
Does Easter find you discouraged? Have
you made a bad investment OF your lie ana
labor? Are you disturbed as to the future?
Has death terror for you? Then let us rejoice.
for Christ has won victory for u.s. Let US
give thanks because he is risen His resurrec-
tion contains the promise Of our endless life
1t is also prophetic of the Christians resurrec-
ton when Jesus shall come again The hopes
or eternal life should inspire us with dynamic
force by which we can, through the presence
and power of our risen Lord, rise above the
difficulties, dseouragements and defeats OF TINS
present age. His resurrection has solved our
problem removed sin and burdens that nave
filled US with despair and turned our apparent
defeats into one glorious triumph. The gospei
OF the resurrection proclalms victory OF re
generation over degeneration, Of construction
over defamation, Of life over death, that
Christ has secured for every creature that VIII
believe on him as their risen Saviour
To the Disciple that denied him early on
Easter morn Christ sent message that re-
called Peter IL HIS service. Have you been
following Christ afar off? Has your life been
marred by sin Have you denied your Lord?
II SO, Easter has message for you Repent
return to your Lord and then you will rejoice
that he is risen and he will restore unto you
the JOY OF your salvation.
The last message that the Master gave to
his disciples was delivered near Bethany, while
they were still III sight OF the capital city OF
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ception OF a costume idea in Paris and the
realization of the dream in America and con-
sequently American dressmakers and milliners
We're paving hundreds of dollars for advance
information regarding the Easter styles and
furtive peeps at the new Easter hats ere the
prospective Wearers in America had COM
menced to bother their heads on the subject
The traditional hour for the Easter fashion
parade is after the morning church service and
this time continues tn accepted interval In
most communities. 1t is for instance, in the
interim from twelve to one o'clock that one
sees the impressive procession OF gorgeously-
goWned women and correctIyattired men
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EASIER, Dur her pride in her new tinerv can
Usually pc relied upon to help her combat the
cy winds
h movement was started some years ago to
iaaace the women of the United States to unite
ROOFING Easter Sunday of its significance as
neld day" for the new fashions. According
V inc new mandate it was not to be consid-
veg 5000 form" for woman to appear on
EASIER Respondent in fresh additions to her
sa'QfoDe. she might display her new treas
MeS-lor. OF what use would nice clothes be
y !, woman II she could not show them-on
", .'' sunday preceding Easter or on the Sunday
ssioWlhg Easter Or at any other time but the
.ustom was to be decried of turning Easter in
Y grand review for marshaling the newest
Haaacts OF the dressmakers. the bootmakers
and the milliners.
ias new plan was all very well in theory.
IT w persons who suggested it evidently did
~ lsule on the persistency with which the
Wy, sauslsefs OIL the republic can cling to cher
,,Isu preIogat1ye. The American women sim
E. aeclined to abandon their Easter fashion
M Taus anu consequently the seasons surprises
Ill. ~ faiment continue to be as indispensable
- saees 70 regulation Easter observance as
49, ~ MASTER lilies and the Easter eggs. The
NJ -. ~ sAe preservation of the traditions OF
son.N a.ei iashlon parade is given to the
4, az 8, because it is the members OF the fair
Az a. ~ potn as spectators and participants
sen,s- - Aaost numerous and most enthusiastic
Il aa.,ss " tne junction. At the same time
enn,.s. 20 iule 70 lnslnuate that many OF the
sneo - ssA pave not succumbed to the influ-
ma,o ~ Aastef dress parade Among the
enn !, sehs there is a brave representa-
natas.s sp1ins oVercoats and spring SUITS that
tha 80 appearance for the first time, but
oceasas -. eihiheht touch which proclaims the
ssoro = = .ae array OF new collars and ties.
pfsha,asa tnere may be. who. because OF
selyas q, :. =. pocketbook, will not indulge them
hstas ~. sse new conceits of the tailors on
| tho indasas-.ne te are none who need forego
Al hn. saiaaaoie OF novelty in neckwear.
! aarchas - aesn SAID, fashions parade on Easter
are snna T. GUY ooWn the entire land. There
1 United st.taN oos easter fashion parades in the
ase Nan, s We notably the one on Fifth ave-
Ut A}lan.,a -. :, aug the one on the Boardwalk
osn or ,,,,, Ivy out there is scarce a city or
! ron Nsch,aass from Maine to California or
oRa hastans ~ iexas that does not enjoy It's
alnity Il ~ p11loi Particularly if the com
services l. ~ - small that there are no church
No birds - - =, % an Incentive to draw forth
&c noted in ~ .ahase. And jus: here, it may
q our ma u, that such is the perfection
eaat tho Easl system OF fashion distribution
own ahoras parade in the most remote
W little hant,s. lnat her feminine residents
| W. main ass...- We" York and even Paris in
While IN s tsa OF the new styles
81 temarasd ~ paiase or the subject it NAV
Ssaders In M =, very lew of the fashionable
sseaing hava -.aeeer tnrongs realize how far
oeen the preparations for this
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-13
A WARNING TO MANY,
Some Interesting Facts Regarding
Health Statistics.

Few people realize to what extant
their health depends upon the condi.
ton of the kidneys.
The physician in nearly all cases of
serious illness, makes a chemical anal.
ysis Of the patients urine. He knows
that unless the kidneys are doina
their work properly. the other organs
cannot be brought back to health and
strength.
When the kidneys are neglected ar
abused in any way, Serious results ara
sure to follow. According to health
statistics, Bright's Disease, which is
really an advanced form of kidney
trouble, caused nearly ten thousand
deaths in 1910, in the state of New
York alone. Therefore, it behooyes ne
to pay more attention to the health OF
these most important organs
An ideal herbal compound that has
had remarkable success as a kidney
remedy is DR.. Kilmer,s SWamp-Roof
the great Kidney, Liver and Bladder
Remedy.
The mild and healing influence az
this preparation is soon realized, II
stands the highest for It's remarkable
record of cures.
II you feel that your kidneys require
attention, and wish a sample bottle.
write to DR.. Kilmer & Co. Bingham.
ton, N. Y. Mention this paper and
they will gladly forward 1t to you alb
solutely free, by mail.
Swamp-Root is sold by every drug
gist in bottles of two sizes soc. and
S1.00.
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hope of saving the mans life For two weeks
the patient was unconscious, his breathing was
feeble and he had to be artifcially fed Then
by degrees consciousness returned His speech
and eyesight were badly affected, but both i'm
proved gradually. Today, apart from some
what dimmed eyesight and general weakness,
ne is well on the road to recovery but retains
one conspicuous defect, he cannot read or write
He can distinguish letters. but is unable to
connect .hem into words. The part of the
brain hs has lost it appears, is the sense OF
memory Of what he learned In his youth
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Chilly.

A certain member Of a Boston club
habitually evinces such frigid de.
meanor that many Of his acqualnt.
anees have facetiously averred that
.'it gives one a cold to shake hands
with him.
One evening group at the club
were discussing the disposition OF the
said member. when q newcomer ven,
tured this:
Why, gentlemen, understand that
it Is the custom in this club when that
chap attends a dinner here to ice the
claret in order that It may be at the
same temperature as the dining
room. "-Harper's Magazine.
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n - E3Els ssa.W
No End to His BAD Luck.

John D. shoop, at an Anti Cigarette
league banquet, explained his feelings
in the story Of the colored man.
How are you getting along, Laz-
arus?" asked his master, interestedly.
I gets along poorly" replied Lag
arus, who complained of his misfor-
tune at length. Master John, l has
such bad luck" says he, .that when
dies and is laid away in the tomb and
the good Lord says to me, Lazarus,
come FORTH know is sho' to come
fifth
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realized that 1t is virtually a standor between
those who walk and those who ride
In point Of numbers participating easily the
greatest Easter fashion parade in America is
that which takes place on this eyentful day on
the Boardwalk at Atlantic City. People flock
from all sections of the country to the New Jes-
sey resort. They come, many OF them will tell
you. because Atlantic City is supposed to have
mild and equable spring climate, but the real
reason IN most instances is a realization that
the natural study Of mankind Is man. and
that here may be found a greater assembIage
OF representatives of the human race than at
any other Easter mecca on this side of the At
lantic. There are sometimes as many as 1OO, 600
people in the Easter parade at Atlantic City
and they devote themselves to marching and
countermarching on that fve-mile elevated
esplanade because there is little else to do at
Atlantic City at Easter when it is, of course,
too cold for sea bathing
The Atlantic City parade of fashion starts in
fIssffmorn1ng, though It Is not timed to accord
W1th church services, for the simple reason
that only small propo rtion OF the Easter WIS.,
ltors to Atlantic City take time to attend di-
vine worship on this day of days. Instead they
spend their time on the great wooden high
Way-Waiklng or riding in those odd and lazy
wheeled chairs pushed by porters or propelled
by tricycles. At Atlantic City also there is an
other fashion parade in the afternoon, though
to be strictly accurate we should not say AN
other In reality 1t is continuation of the
same grand march of the gaudy dressers. How
any Of them manage to get lunch is a mystery
Tor the crowd on the Boardwalk never suffers
any diminution from mid-morn to dusk, and in
deed this@9pectacular continuous performance
even goes on after the electric bulbs are aglow
and Easter promenaders In other cities have
long since sought their own firesides
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Man With Only Half a Brain

There is man with only half a
brain in the convalescent home OF the
Sabbatberg sanitarium at Stockholm, Sweden
Ills name is Blomquist, and he is a
young soldier who was hit by a stray bull
let at firing practice last summer The bullet
Went through the left temple and passed out
again through the right side Of the skull II
was bad case, but the surgeons, finding that
no motor centers of the brain were injured
proceeded to operate although they had little
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-13
Financial Crlpples.

They were taking the visitor from
upstate around Manhattan, showing
him the sights. The big automobile
rolled past many wonderful buildings,
all OF which the host pointed out with
some feelings Of civic pride. AT last
they Glanced to pass by the Municipal
Lodging house.
What's that placer asked the rural
visitor.
"oh, that's one of New York homes
for cripples,' was the reply.
What kind ofserippIes?" was asked
Financial was the reply, as the
car sped on.-NeW York Herald.
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ELIXIR BABEK STOPS f,HrrY,s

and is the finest kind of tonic.
our sBabek' acts like magic; have
ish who were suffering with chills ma
laria and fever. i recommend it to those
who are sufferers and in need Of good
Stephens Church, Perth Amboy, N. j.
Elixir BabeH, SO cents, all druggists
or Kloczewski & Co., Washington, .. c.
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Party EeeIino.

The Excited Spinster-Oh, Ethel, we're going
to have such a time at the party. The new
curate's coming, and he's color blind.
Ethel-Well, dear, what difference does that
make?
The Excited spinster--Why, he thinks all the
hollyberries are mistletoe-London Sketch.
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PILES CURED IN TO IL DAYS
Your druggist will refund money il PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind,
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!. Also With Cloves.

Assistant Editor Here's a farmer
writes to US asking how to treat sick
bees
Editor him he'd better treat
them with respect.
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by a frank interest in
their fellow-beings and
their raiment. The morn
ing fashion parade finds
almost everybody afoot
il the weather be at all
pleasant, but in the
moving picture" that Is
on view from $3.50 to 5
o'clock in the afternoon
a considerable proper
ton of the paraders are
in vehicles, open car
riages and motor cars
having the preference.
Each mode of loeomotion
has it's advantages from
the standpoint OF the
Easter paraders. Those
afoot have the best
chance to be seen, where
as those In motors or
carriages have the best
opportunities to see, and
since the aim and object
of this fashion parade is
that its devotees may see
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Keep your troubles to yourself and
they will not expand.
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You are only what you are when no
one is looking.
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ADORE all others In the
whole year when it is in
eumbent upon all those
Who essay to be we'll
dressed to make their ap-
pearance In new and dis
tincHVe styles. Insofar as
Dame Fashion is concerned
Easter Sunday, on what
ever date it falls, is &C
counted the first day OF
spring-the occasion OF
the spring opening OF
the Wearers OF costumes
calculated to cause COM
neRt. Therefore, even
X. El> ! & Sc 4 "a g+
though the temperature, by
ZONE freak Of nature, be
close 70 zero, milady who
desires to observe the con
i Fentions will appear on
Easter morning in all the
glory Of the newest crea-
! tons 70 Of mIlliners and
d'essmakers. She may be
tempted to shiyer in the
chilly blasts OF an early
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It doesn't require much inventive
geuius for a man to make a fool of
himself.
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There is no excuse for the dyspeptic with
Garfield Tea accessible at every drugstore.
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tsPink Eye is Epidemic in the Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief.
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II Faster morning we came pretty near saying,
hi that would be incorrect since the annual
,sshion parade Is no longer restricted to the
morning hours of the most significant holiday
On the church calendar
Fashions parade on Easter merely means.
81 course the ceremonial display OF clothes,
brand new clothes of course, and more i'm
portant yet, new hats. Easter has attained a
positton Of pre-eminence as the one occasion