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The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16

ness anu D8Ck8CQ0,
and was so nervous
that l would cry at
the least noise, it
would startle me so.
l began to take Ly-
dia E. Pinkham'o
remedies, and l don't
have any more cry
ing spells. I sleep
sound and my ner-
vousness Is better.
I will recOmm end
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16

Enclosed fine one dollar for which
please send me two boxes Tetterinei
this makes five boxes l have ordered
from you. the first one only, being for
me. l suffered with an eruption for
years and one box Of Tetterine cured
me and two of my friends. 1t is worth
It's weight in gold to any one suffering
as l did. Everybody ought to know Of
Its value" Jesse w. Scott, Milledge-
VILE Ga.
Tetterine at druggists or sent by mall
for soc. J. 7. Shuptrine, Savannah. Ga.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
Tea Ice Cream,

Boil a quart OF milk and then pour
1t over one ounce of tea leaves; let
steep covered for five minutes. Strain
into a bowl over 1 caramel made Of
two ounces of sugar. Beat the yolks
of eight eggs with one-half pound Of
powdered sugar; stir the milk into
this mixture. and place the whole over
the fire, gently stirring until it thick
ems
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
Potato PuHs.

Boil six potatoes and put through
rice. Beat one egg; mix with it one
fourth cup milk; add the potatoes.
piece of butter and salt, Form pota-
toes into fancy shape. brush with egg
and bake In hot oven.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16

A very successful remedy for pelvic
catarrh is hot douches Of Paxtine An
tiseptic, at druggists, 25c box or sent
postpaid on receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet, Co., Boston, Mass.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
ALWAYS a Safe Remark.

Amateur Ned Kelly (sotto voce)-
By Jove. I've forgotten my jolly
lines Goodness gracious. whatever
shall do?
Professional Dan Kelly (equal to
the occasion)-Shoot the nearest po-
liceman and beef out: ITO the bush,
boys. to the BUSH" ."-Sydney Bulletin,
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
Had a Sure Cure.

Are you aware of the fact that
my daughter is very extravagant?
asked her father
Yes" replied the young man. but
I'll soon be able to cure her of that
unless you wish to interfere"
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
Chill Sauce.

Eighteen large tomatoes. two on
ions. three green peppers. one cup
white sugar. 21s cups vinegar, two
teaspoons each salt. cinnamon. cloves
and allspice. Cook half an hour and
bottle.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16

The average mother believes that it
would be impossible to keep her son
out of the presidential chair if the peo
pie properly appreciated him.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16

Every time man makes bluh ut
paying attention TO a woman she be
gins to look for something in him to
reform.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16

A SURE CURE FOR ITCHING PILES
And all forms of skin diseases is Tet-
terfne. 1t is also specific for Tetter.
Ringworm. Eczema, Infant Sore Head.
Chaps and Old Itching Sores.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
Tandem.

She-I don't care much for canoe
ing
He-Why not?
She-Because you have to sit tan
dem all the time
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16

About the only thing father gets on
his birthday is lemon.
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
Cautious.

Hobson-I understand that you pat
ronize Ships the tailor. Does he suit
you!
Harduppe-Not unless l pay him
something In advance
The St. Mary banner., 1912-11-16
NERVOUS
DESPONDENT
WOMEN
Find Relief in Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Their Own Statements
So Testify.

Platea, Pa" When I wrote to you
6rst was troubled with female weak
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

proved by the school authorities of
Hammond That reform is needed Is
shown by the fact that some of the
graduates in the Hammond schools
have spent as much as $500 for their
graduating gowns while other girls
have been compelled to get along
with more modest wardrobes.
1t is probably true that next to her
wedding her graduation from the
high school is the most important
event in a girls life. She graduates
at time when she is just poisoning
into womanhood and so much has
been said about the sweet girl grad
uate' that the annual graduation ex-
ercises have become a real American
institution.
Year after year she witnessed her
girl friends experience this. the sil-
preme event of her life, and natural
ly she desired, even at great sacri-
flee, to appear as we'll as the others of
her class.
The result is that the whole class
goes to extremes in the effort of enc
to outdo the other. Savings that
have been accumulated through years
of effort are lavishly spent at the
graduation time.
The public schools are supposed to
be the most democratic institution in
the world. In most respects they are.
But when one young lady is permit
ted to spend 5000 on her wardrobe
while the other must strain point
to provide $40; class lines are drawn.
The solution of the problem seems
to lie in providing the whole class
with caps and gowns. These may
either be purchased for small figure
by the students or could be purchased
by the board and rent out to the
graduates each year for nomina
figure. The members of a recent Law
class In Hammond rented thes,
gowns for So for the occasion.
These is nothing quite SO impress
sive as a graduating class in cap
and gowns. Not only is it the tradi
tional graduating gown but it i
sensible. 1t places the graduates alb
solutely on a par with each other
Every one could afford such cos
tune and each member of the elias
would look equally well in them. I
seems to afford the solution of thi
most vexing problem of graduatio
excuses in the matter of dress.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

dom? no, you Ginneys. The old girl
had her right NIT up and was trying to
say Never again" Take it from mo
kiddos. you gfnks think that you'll get
liberty here you had better go way back
and take a fall out of yourselves.
Piffies! Two weeks ago you were over
in Hungary and Bulgaria shouting your
noodles off for the kink. Nok you-u-u
come over here-wait minutes spor-
uts until take swig at this pitcher
my windpipes are getting clogged. And
the women. All. bless your hearts little
ones, / could marry the whole batch
of you-u-u even though you do wear
rats. puffs. pads. Good night. sprouts
YESTERDAYS TIMES referred to a
singer of note" She must have been.
THAT Hegewisch is gradually taking
to the gentler arts is seen by the fact
that a young lady over there lost a
music roll. Heretofore only lost bank
rolls have been reported.
PERHAPS that patriot and fas,
friend who two years ago had a life
size oil painting of Mayor Knots made
and who had inscribed On II "Gary's
mayor 1909; Indiana's governor. 1912
would like to have the address OF q few
, second handed dealers.
| MAGGIE would recommend that the
best way to make arms plump would
be to fire the washerwoman and dc
the rubbing yourself. A washboard Is
cheaper than a dozen boxes of almond
cream.
| JUDGE GARY predicts revolution
| Chances are that the judge has beer
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
III f A X ID
BY
X u B f

HAVING safely navigated through st.
Valentine day. ground hog day sand Lin
coins day we'll now timber up for Ash
Wednesday.
STILL keeping up your morning cold
plunge?
A WELL read young woman thinks
that she would like to be suffragette
but when some nice fellow comes along
she forgets this stuff and readily passes
up womans rights for the waist line
hold.
P. MC.-IN case of the Hay Castle
man bout Is held it will be best to send
Tom Grant, Tom Knots and Tom Mar
shall ringside seats. Do not know who
viii have the Battle Axe plug conces-
sion. but only Centilevre bottled goods
will be permitted on the grounds. -
Sporting Editor.
NOTICE that they have lever and
bacon" on the bill of fare at the Gary
Y. NJ. c. A. The lever probably is
to be used to pry the onions apart from
the bacon.
IF 1t were not for the fact that it
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
NOTICE IT?

Even the dearest and most perfect
circumstantial evidence is likely to
be at fault, after all. and therefore
ton. Take the case of any pencil
sharpened by any woman: If you
have witnessed you will find she did
1t with a knife; but If you take
simply the aspect of the pencil you
will say she did it with her teeth.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

is necessary to admit lot of the COM
mon herd in order to help pay the ex-
penses, Country club would be little
more exclusive
OUR MATRIMONIAL TIPS.
Look out for the girl that is too en-
thusiastic over babies in your presence.
She doesn't mean it, If she did, she
wouldn't saw anything about it.
OUR idea of another cause of swear
ing is to have the hot water bag break
and scald your toes two minutes after
you think that you are safe in bed for
the rest of the night
ALBUM OF GARY sKETCHEs-N0. 2.
toratfon by Judge Ansley1
Sprouts and fellow citizens and
women. Your friend the enemy stands
here to greet you. What has the demo-
cratic party-y done for you? Pifhe!
l say. You-u-u have been hunswaggled
out of your mazuma by the tariff and a
lot of rough necks. These republican
nuts have handed the bull con out the
same way. Plfhe. You guys stand for
these ginks handing you this stuff. But
bless your hearts, Some day the peo-
pie will rout some of these old dodgers
that have been holding down soft snaps
for the past hundred and fifty years
And you Hunkey Ginneys in the back
of the hall. (Hey. you sport back there
cut out your damn swearing. this is
not Sunday school. 1t is a respectable
| joint You Ginneys. I say. when you
came over the pond into this glorious
land of graft you saw the statute OF
! Liberty in the New York harbor, was
Liberty holding up the torch of free
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
A QUESTION.

Doc Woods Hutchison the eminent
shark who scribbles things for the
magazines says four hours work d
day is enough for any man.
If it is not too impertinent a
question we would like to ask just
how many men Hutchison employs
each day and what he pays them for
the four hours work they do?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
FOR AUDITOR.

Editor TINES: I desire to announce
that j am a candidate for the Republi-
can. nomination for County Auditor.
subject to the decision of the Republi-
can primaries. The support and as
sistance OF the Republican voters OF
Lake country are respectfully solicited.
(signed) JOHN A. BRENNAN.
Garv Ind.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
ADAMS srIL.L I'M JAIL.

The attorneys for the state and de-
Tense in the cast of Silas Adams OF
Bloomington. convicted OF whitecap-
ping Harvey Mcfarland. have not been
able to agree on the bill or exceptions
on which the defense wishes to base it
appeal to the supreme court, and Judge
Wilson has taken a hand. He is now
revising the second bill of exceptions
presented by the defense and will have
them ready so the record in tho case
can be made tomorrow.
Although Adams has raised his bond
of $4,000, he Is still in jail and can not
be released until the record is COM
pleted. There are now fifteen signers to
Adamss bond.
BRUISES NAV CAUSE DEATH.
While Mrs. Tom Richardson. living
eight miles west of Petersburg, was en-
gagged in washing yesterday morning
she was suddenly paraiized and fell
forward, knocking the heavy tub over
on herself and causing bruises on her
head that may result in her death. She
was found hours later by her husband,
who had been to Oakland City.
ARE YOU READING THE TTMESY
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
THE SPHERE OF THE TIMES.

When you look over these pages
tonight as thousands are doing, reflect
that there are few newspapers that
serve so diversified a constituency
as does this paper in this remarkable
political division known as the Calu-
met region and Lake County, THE
TIMES occupies a unique position.
1t is a daily mirror of an amalgama-
ton of wonderful cities and the
marvellous agricultural region on
their environs.
Just now there are many eyes on
THE TINES. In the uttermost corn
er of the state in the homes and
boarding houses it is In the hands of
the ice harvesters and the glucose
works, the employees of John ID.
Rockefeller in Whiting the great
miles of East Chicago and Indiana
Harbor and to the south those of the
amazingly diversified interests of
Hammond and its suburbs. Over in
Hegewisch and Burnham they peruse
its pages and the Dutch market
gardeners of South Holland, Seester,
Oak Glen and Liberty, the chores all
done, seize THE TIMES.
To the east along the electric
clustered streets of Broadway over
which the tired steel workers are
hurrying homeward boys are shout
ing it. In club, library, home, hotel
and boarding house people turn its
pages. Go in any city in the region
il greets up on the street corner.
Along the ice-bound shore of Lake
Michigan the fisherman in his cabin
the powder worker of Aetna, the
placid householder living in the
shadow of the high Miller sand dune
is seated near the oil lamp reviewing
the events of the day.
Darkness has already settled in tn,
villages and hamlets below the bus.
| industrial belt to the north and mile
away from the PAGES where most o
the news events take place. Gu
/
swept East Gary, overlooking tn,
marshes. and Hobart, way over on tn
| eastern frontier of the county, hav
| their copies of THE TIMES. Farthe
| Lansing and Maynard, they pore owe
its pages, Lowell, Dyer, st. John
Crown Point and other places whenc
the Erie, the Monon, the c. and {
and the Panhandle trains have Ion
since carried their bundles of TIMES
to residents in these places they &
from the supper table to THE TIMES
Thousands of other copies have al
rived at the postoffices and in tn
morning they will be taken out b
score of rural carriers for distrib,
tion among the farmers. And on til
other hand, many of our rural sui
81 scribers drive into town ever evenin
: Just to get THE TIMES.
And while all of this is going @
here at home scores of trains al
rushing east and west and north an
south taking THE TIMES to those c
:, its out of town mailing list tellir
them of the doings of their believe
Lake County. Many copies go in
!, distant lands over the seas and t.
nights TIMES may not reach some
our remote subscribers until a mont
has elapsed. 1t goes every day to I'll
Philippines to Cuba Porto Ric
o Chilli. India, Italy, and Germany z
e copies, the heather Of Scotland al
e the land of the midnight SUI
Panama and Sunny France see
every night.
Yes the little sheet you have
your hand friend, you may hate al
o despise it but one thing you mt
II admit, it is alive. it has no mou
. on 1t.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

WHILE figuring out the batting
average of this high cost of living
business. did you ever figure up what
you could save if you wasted abso-
lutely nothing?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

WOMAN says wives earn money
from their husbands that they don
get. Don't get 1t? Ye gods and a
man has to put Yale locks on his
pants pockets when he goes to bed.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

JUDGE Becker of Hammond and
Mayor Knots of Gary are favorites in
THE TIMES gubernatorial balloting
They both despise THE TIMES but
they have to admit that the people
read progressive paper and they
depend on 1t for news of them both
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

Editor TIMES: I take this means to
advise the Republicans of Lake county
that 1 am a candidate for the office of
Sheriff. subject to the wishes of the
Republican county nominating conven-
ton, and respectfully solicit their sup
port II they find that my work for the
party in the past is worthy of consid-
Grafton. HENRY WHITAKER
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

WHAT'S become of Hammond's
manual training school, Y. M. C. A.,
new hotel and several other things
the city ought to have.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

THE hon. Mawrus nap. Castleman
splutters when he talks about the
newspapers. If there were no news
papers, there would be no Cassie and
he knows it.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
A WISE REFORM.

Common sense in the gowning OF
the sweet girl graduate is move
ment that should receive the support
community.
Reform along this line is suggest
ed by Supt. C. NJ. Mcdaniel and ap-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

TEN billion cigarettes were con-
sumed in this country last year, most
of them by vile men according to
Lucy CASTOR Pages tell
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

SEE that people of this country
spend s1,000,000 year for
squeateaque, but don't ask for it in
any of the restaurants around here.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
TO CANDIDATES.

Articles I'm the intereat of candi-
dates for office Will not be printed
I'm The Times except mt regular ad-
vcrtising rates.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

CASTLEMAN reminds us more
than ever of the story of the member
of the hung jury who complained that
there were on it IL of the stubborn
est jackasses he had ever seen.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

reading some city council proceedings
that took place in the city named after
him
SWISS generals get but s7oo per an
mum. Give US a Harbor cops job for
ours.
WE'LL. if it isn't East Chicago it 10
Gary.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

MR. Hitchcock's mail service is
extremely rotten to judge by the
length of time it axes some of our
exchanges to get here.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
EDWARD c. GLOVER.

Editor TIMES: Please announce to
the voters of Lake county that I will
be a candidate for Recorder of Lake
county on the Republican ticket. sub
jec. to the decision of the Republican
primaries. April 5
All. w. JOHNSON
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

Editor. TIMES: I am . candidate for
the Republican nomination for the of
fice OF Prosecuting Attorney of the
Thirty first Judicial Circuit of the
State of Indiana. comprised of Lake
and Porter Counties, subject to the will
Of the nominating convention.
RALPH w. ROSS.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

DID you ever figure out why peo-
pie rejoiced at a birth and grieved at
funeral? Is it for any other reason
than because they are not the person
involved?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

Editor TIMES: You are authorized to
announce that I am a candidate on the
Republican ticket for Recorder of Lake
county, subject to the will of the Re-
publican primaries, and I ask the sup
port of tho voters.
W. A. JORDAN.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

Editor TIMES: Please announce TO
my f-iepis over Lake county that 1
am a candidate for the republican
nomination for Sheriff. and that 1 ask
their support at the Republican coun-
ty convention. whose date is to be an-
nounced later.
FIRED ERIE1I EY
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

COL. Bryan has gone to his farm
in Texas. We Judge thereby that it
is time TO set few eggs as the Col.
may be out of spring chicks.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

THE republican party has success
fully lodged all the trouble going SO
far, but Lord only knows how long
it will last.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
COMMISSIONERS, FIRST DISTRICT.

Editor TINES: Please state that
will be a candidate for denomination
to the office of County Commissioner
from the first district. subject to the
Republican nominating convention.
RICHARD SCHAAF. SR.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

Editor TINES: Please announce that
am a candidate for the office of
Prosecuting Attorney of the Thirty
first Judicial District. subject to the
will of the Republican judicial con-
vention. w. F. HODGES.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
Political Announcements
FOR SHERIFF..

Editor, TIMES:
Please announce that will be a can
didate for sheriff of Lake county, sub
ject to the decision of the republican
county convention VIM. KUNERT.
Tolleston, Ind.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

THE Japs are now flooding the
country with bogus Elk's teeth made
of walurs tusks. Now honestly, all
together, can you beat the Jap?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

Editor TINES: Please announce that
am a candidate for Prosecuting At
torney for the Thirty-frst Judicial
District, comprising Lake and Porter
counties. subject to the decision of the
Republican judicial convention
J. A. PATTERSON
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
For COUNTY suRvEYoR.

Editor TIMES: Please announce to
the voters of Lake county that I am a
candidate for denomination to the office
of County Surveyor. subject to the will
OF the Republican primaries.
RAW CEETy
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
FOR RECORDER.

Editor TIMES: You are authorized to
announce that 1 am a candidate on the
Republican ticket for Recorder of Lake
county. subject to the will of the Re-
publican primaries, and I ask the sup
port of the voters.
EruuApr ~ rroxyEp
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15
FoR PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.

FRED FRIEDLlEY.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-15

is necessary to admit lot of the COM
mon herd in order to help pay the ex
penses, Country club would be little
more exclusive
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1912-08-10
WHERE he BOU6HT HIS SOCKS.

In his campaign for the New Jersey governor
ship Woodrow Wilson told his audiences that
he bought his socks in Scotland at half the
price in the United States The statement
should have given the voters of New Jersey
his exact measure on the Tariff question. 1t
showed him to be an out and out Fr9e-Trader,
buying in the cheapest and selling in the dear
est market, buying bis socks in Aberdeen at
the lowest possible price, but selling his ser.
vices to Princeton College at the highest price
he could get. He earned his money in this
country and spent it in another country. Scot
land did not pay lis salary at Princeton, but
it sold him stockings that otherwise would
have been made by American workmen.
Spend your money where you make it, Is
sound economic policy. Keep your money at
home where it will add to American employ.
ment keep up American wages, and promote
American prosperity-that is Protection doc
trine. Woodrow Wilson represents the OPP.
posite of this. He spends his money where
he can get the most for it, and American labor
can go to the poorhouse for aught he cares.
He is a Free Trader.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1912-08-10
2Aoltttral ptrktngs

Detroit Free. Press: II. r. says it will take
so years to work out his program, and he
probably wants the Office for that length of
time.
Boston Transcript. Governor Beveridge,
of Indiana, it is to be- if the Bull MoOsers have
their way. But is he lndiana's favorite bever.
age!
Ne,O York Egenjng Sun: To melt the
Solid South or to hold the cOlored vote of the
North! Just what issTeddy and Dixon's line9
Charleston Aea0S and COURIER: Teddy has
been offered $4,000 the week to go into
vaudeville but isn't he in it already!
Atlanta Consultations; At least the Colonel
has brought the Ten Commandments into
politics.
Baltimore Sun: Theodore's argument anent
the colored brother would have been more
convincing lad he not carelessly included
Maryland in the list of States where the white
and black men live sc amicaby together that
they can ride double on the 'Bull Moose"
without friction.