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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
THE CHOICE OF A HUSBAND

Is too important matter for a
woman to be handicapped by weak
ness, bad blood or foul breath.
Avoid these killhopes by taking DIR
Kings Life Pills. New strength, fine
complexion, pure breath, cheerful
spirits things that win men-follow
their use. Easy, safe, sure. Is cents
at All Druggists.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A lame back or shoulder puts a
man on the retired list temporarily
The time will be short if Billiards.
Snow Liniment is rubbed in. 1t re-
lakes the muscles, relieves pain and
restores strength and elasticity in the
Joints. Price 25c, SOC and 81 per bot
tie. Sold by Legitimate Drug Co.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
INSECT BITE COSTS LEG

Boston man lost his leg from the
bite of an insect two years before
To avert such calamities from stings
and bites of insects use Bucklen's Ar
mica salve promptly to kill the poison
and prevent Inflammation, swelling
and pain. Heals burns, boils, ulcers
niles. eczema. cuts, bruises. Only Zoe
at All Druggists.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

When the bowels feel uncomfort-
able and you miss the exhilarating
feeling that always follows copious
morning operation, dose of Herbine
will set you right in a couple of
hours. If taken at bedtime you get
it's beneficial effect after breakfast
next day. Price SOC Sold by Legiti-
mate Drug Co,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

It has again been demonstrated that
there may be death IN kiss; and
many a one has ended in marriage.
Where there's bliss there's danger, so
it is the part Of wisdom to 60 through
life in an attitude Of self defense.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

The greatest enemy of childhood is
the tape worm. IT destroys health
and undermines the constitution. The
greatest enemy of intestinal worms
is Whites Cream VeImifuge' 1t re-
moves the worms and helps the child
back to strength, vigcr and cheerful
ness. Price 25c per bottle. Sold by
Legitimate Drug Co.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Fretful babies need the comforting
effect Of McGee's Baby Elixir. 1t
quiets feverishness, corrects sour
stomach, cures collie pains and checks
diarrhoea. 1t is perfectly safe and
wholesome remedy containing no
opium, morphine or injurious drug of
any kind. Price 25c and SOC per bot
tie. Sold by Legitimate Drug Co.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

This being leap year, the dear girls
doubtless know the sensation of dis.
covering, after an evening at the the
alter, that they haven't money enough
left to buy lunch with the next day.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Women's coats are to be shorter this
season, the dressmakers say. but in a
good many cases the men who pay
for them will have to wear their
coats a good deal longer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Governor Hunt Of Arizona spent a
night in prison to Sc what the peni-
tentiaries Of his state were like, and
doubtless he will continue to be law
abiding man.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
Also Skim MIX.

In our country, where can one
really find the cream Of society?"
asked Miss Blase.
"In Reno, Of course, where society
goes through the separator" replied
the cynic. acridly.-Judge.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
OmInoua

Bridget, feel SO Ill I wish You
would not go out today. Couldn't you
get what you are going for Just as well
tomorrow"
Faith, an can-tomorrow or amy
day. was goin' out to get mesilf q
new job."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Mrs. H. Tarr, who has been travel
Ing for several months in the west,
came in Monday from Arizona to visit
e. G. Ferguson and family.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A beautiful young woman Of the
Austrian nobility tried to commit sui
eide because she was being forced in
to a ioveless marriage. They ought
TO cultivate a little OF the American
girls determination TO please herself
over there.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
Experience.

Mrs. Youngwed-My husband is so
fond of pets. They have dear little
kitty at his club he's 30 fond of.
Mrs. Oldwife-Yes. my dear, and the
more he goes there, the dearer the
little kitty is going to be to him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A statistician tells us that only
one song out Of ninety-five Becomes
popular. Judging from the popular
songs we have heard, the worst song
of the ninety-five Is selected.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

If you feel "blue," mo account, "
lazy, you need good cleaning out.
Herbine is the right thing for that
purpose. 1t stimulates the liver,
tones up the stomach and purites the
bowels. Price soc. Sold by Legit-
mate Drug Co.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

II has been established that cut
ting out the muller" does not aid the
automobile. Now, will some scientist
please do as much for the vociferous
nolitician7
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A Nebraska farmer lays claim to
a hen that has laid 1000 eggs in three
years. Another argument in favor Of
substituting the hen for the eagle as
our national bird.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A Yale professor tells US that 1t is
impossible to live on less than $1,000
a year, and yet several Of our citizens
manage to drag out their existence on
less than that
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A military authority tells US that
Washington could be captured easily
by a foreign foe. He does not realize
that myriads Of office seekers would
arise to defend their chosen city.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A woman in Philadelphia. broke the
record by obtaining license to marry
three minutes after her divorce had
been granted. Compared to this. Phil
adelphia Is even swifter than Reno.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

As his first quarterly pension the
ex-emperor Of China has received
100000. It looks easy, but think OF
all the red tape one must unwind to
qualify for the job.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A fruit grower in Virginia advertises
for grafters. But It should be under.
stood that the Kind he wants is a more
useful variety than the kind Of which
every locality has such an oyerstock,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Pat Lanahan and party drove up
from Columbus Monday in an Over
land machine. Mr.. Lanahan is an
automobile agent.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

The new Columbia school OF jour
nalism has adopted a four years
course. In that time young man may
discover that there is lot Of things
he does not know.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

One OF the Oberammergau players
has Just died at the age Of ninety
three, having been a participant in
the decennial play since 1880. vaude-
Vile doesn't get 'em all in time. after
all
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

An English lecturer says American
women eat much rich food because
they have such highly emotional ma
lures. Perhaps that is the latest term
for good appetites.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A Chicago theater owner has
welded his cashier. The only differ
ence between her and other wives is
that she had the job before marriage
as well as after.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
All on Deck.

Yes, our whole fire department.
made a desperate effort to save the
property at the fire last night"
did they turn In a second Alarm
"They didn't have to. It was the dis
tiilery."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

1.-TWO Maryland men ate ninety-sev-
en- eggs at one sitting" And here all
of us have been trying to figure out
why the price has been so high
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A fashion note says, 1T is we'll to
have gown and flesh melt together"
Why thus increase our misery by in
citing thoughts of summer?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A Chicago Judge rules that while
a husband is competent to pay for
his wifes gowns, he is not competent
to select them.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
What Fleet Street Wants.

The Newsboy-"Yus. lady, the only
thing wot'll do us much good now is
good 'orrible murder regular once a
week! "--London Opinion.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A device has been invented that
prevents eavesdropping on telephone
lines, and right here is where the tel
ephone begins to grow unpopular.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Pasquale Orozco has been made
generalissimo of the Mexican insur-
gents. He is now entitled to another
yard of gold lace
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Circumstances Alter caseG
"Yes. Miss Maybelle Is here at the
beach"
1T met her in town last winter; {
naughty beauty"
Not so excessively naughty. Men
are scarce down here"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A preacher man In Spokane is said
to have stood on his head, probably
because he wanted something solid to
stand on.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

The Little theater in New York is
said to be for intelligent people. Now
we know why it is called the Little
theater.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A western woman, caught Snug
Cling Jewels. hung herself. Women
are VIGOROUSLY bad losers, but this is
going to an extreme.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

That new SLIT skirt will not become
the fashion II the managers OF the
burlesque shows have anything to say
about 1t. They cannot afford such
ruthless competition.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Society women, according to Bos-
ton preacher man, wear too much
clothes. Evidently he has never seen
a society woman in decollette.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

The dictagraph may be great hunt
er of crime, but 1t will never be able
to take the place of the blodhounds in
"Unncle Toms Cabin"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Massachusetts, women are to fight
bachelors who aspire to office-that is,
any Office other than head Of a house
hold.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Rattlesnake oil is being exploited as
a cure for rheumatism. 1t will cure
any old thing when applied by the
snake itself.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

People who insist on building near
the Ohio and Mississippi rivers should
get on the safe side by building sky
scrapers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

NINE. Eames has been forbidden by
doctors to sing for six months, but
that doctor hasn't called yet on the
hopeful young soprano upstairs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Great is the recall. A Missouri man,
when he sends wedding presents, stip-
ulates that they shall be returned in
case of divorce.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A Cleveland lawmaker insists that
male bathers on the beaches be forced
to wear skirts. The shameless hus-
sizes!
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
CouIdnT 30 . Ura1e.

Wnks-Your friend Jones is one Of
the finest pisnists I ever heard. Why
don't he 60 on the stage3
Minks-Wouldn't pay. His name %
too easy to pronounce.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Tho report that The Harvester was
sold for $4,000 is enough to make
an automobile salesman green with
envy.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

The New Jersey legislature has
passed a bill for trackless trolley.
But none appear able to cope with the
vast problem Of the strapless car.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A license Of 81 has been imposed
on cats in New Jersey, but license
on midnight concerts would be pref
cradle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

An Ohio citizen, seventy-nine years
old, took a ride the other day in an
aeroplane. Youth will have its fling.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

The incubator craze is leading tc
numerous fires. This will not, how
ever, check the craze.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

New York the worst crowded me-
tropolis in the world, always has room
for easy mark visitors.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Paris is about to erect reformed
tenements for its poor people and thus
become in a measure good as we'll as
beautiful.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

The world certainly do move. II
has been 10! these many years since
we read folding bed joke.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
Truly considerate.

Marie-'1s your husband consider
ateT Alice-"So much so he doesn't
come home at night for fear he'll wake
me up."-The Sphinx.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A New York woman wants a d.
vorce because her husband has an
other wife. Isn't she the finicky thing!
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Miss Virginia Wells visited Miss
Ednn Davis on her way from Parsons
to her home in Colony. Miss Wells
returned to Colony Monday noon.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

When a man is as handy as WON
an In dressing the baby, 1t doesn't
speak we'll for his wife.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Miss Ruth Gaughn Of lola visited
between trains with friends on her
way to carlton.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Mr.. and Mrs, Fred Smith returned
Tuesday after six weeks visit among
relatives and friends in Wisconsin.y
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Wild rumors from London have 1t
that the price of electroiytic copper is
rising. Is your copper electrolytic?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Our citizens will be too busy swat
ting presidential booms this summer
to pay much attention to the house
ny.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Miss Daisy Money, who has been
visiting her sister, returned to her
home in Coffeyville Monday,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A Yale student deserted the forestry
class to marry an actress, but he isn't
yet out of the woods.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
An Instance.

The great things are not Away
the ones most noticed"
Il agree with you. Take q wretche{
little mite of q cinder. 1t is Of a.
things one most In the public eye"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

You do not hear band musicians
Directing seriously to political cam
paisns.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

England has launched another
dreadnaught. merely to demonstrate
how peacefully inclined that nation is.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Sleeping porches are resuming at
the old stand. They are coming back
slowly but surely.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

King Georges physician is here to
study American methods. They all
do II.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A large spot has been discovered
on the sun. Draw your own political
deductions.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Much more readily do some men
pay ont hard cash to baseball Inn
presario than to a coal dealer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Nearly every man has discovered
the prettiest girl" IN the world. and
Mr.. Carnegie has no monopoly.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Distinctly. the opening Of the base
ball season was not frost.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Our notion of an easy job is tc
persuade a man to become candi
date for office.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

W. r. Parsons returned to Chicago
Monday after visiting his brother f.
A. Parsons for a week.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05
He Knew.

Flapper (reading a novsl)-This r.
an improbable book. I'm sure these
two would have kissed each other
long ago.-Fliegende Blaetter.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

No one can say that the spring
freshet did not live up to the adver,
tisemept.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Life Is getting to be just one state
convention after another.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Miss Fay Russell returned to her
home 10 Villas Monday after visit
with her grandparents Mr.. and Mrs.
j. P. Russell.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Nobody will care how much the fly
is kicked around this summer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

No sunstrokes have thus far beer
reported this spring.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Rev. Fourier, Of Grace Episcopal
church, wife and daughter, Virginia,
went Ottawa Monday for few
days.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

A calendar gives no Trustworthy
clue 10 weather.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

When an editor becomes gloomy
he rises to predict the revival OF the
hoopskirt
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

C.v.A Andrews went to Joplin Mon
day afternoon on business
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Now the umpire in his turn become
tho object of oratorical attack.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Pearl Tomlinson was a Humboldt
passenger Monday.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

R. P Jones went to Kansas City
Monday on business.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

G. E. Grail went to lola Monday
and expects to make his home there
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Rev. J. Fl. Snyder D. d. of Lecomp-
ton returned to his home after visit
ing his son FL. l.. Snyder pastor of the
u. B. church.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Frank Mclean Of Ottawa visited
between train on his way to Cofey'
Vile.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Some men are doomed to be handed
down to posterity In moving pictures
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Mr.. and Mrs. C. L. John have re-
turned from a visit in Missouri and
report q fine time,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Mrs. N. T. jenkins, Mrs. r. A.
Light and son went to Baxter Springs
Monday to visit Mrs. Lights sister.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Miss Flora Money went to Erie
Monday;
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

It Is almost time for the summe,
yhirtwaist.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Sleeping porchss are again bsc6M-
Ing useful
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Mrs. Rex Saar went to lola Mon.
day for a short visit.
Tracy Anderson returned to Rich
Hill, Mo. Monday after visiting his
brother l.. G, Anderson.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1912-07-05

Grandpa and grandma Barnes
visited one day last week with their
daughter and husband near Petrolia
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-21
NOT SALTS, OIL OR
PILLS BUT CASCARETS
No odds How Sick Your Stomach;
How Hard Your Head Aches or
How BiliOus-Cascarets Make You
Feel Great.

You men and women who some how
can't get feeling right-who have an
almost daily headache, coated tongue,
foul taste and foul breath, dizziness,
can't sleep, are bilious, nervous and
upset, bothered with sick, gassy.
disordered stomach. or have backaehe
and feel all worn cut
Are you keeping clean inside with
Cascarets, or merely forcing a pas
sageway every few days with salts,
cathartic pills or castor oil? This is
important.
Cascarets work while you sleep;
cleanse and regulate the stomach, re-
move the sour, undigested and fer
menting food and foul gases; take the
excess bile from the liver and carry
out of the system all the decomposed
waste matter and poison in the intes-
tines and bowels.
Cascarets work while. you sleep;
cleanse and regulate the stomach, re-
move the sour, undigested and fer
menting food and foul gases; take the
excess bile from the liver and carry
out of the system all the decompos-
ed waste matter and poison in the in
testines and bowels
A Cascaret tonight will straighten
you out by morning. 10-cent box
from any drug store will keep your
entire family feeling good for months,
Don't forget the children. They love
Cascarets because they taste good
do good never grippe or sicken.