davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New Ulm review., 1912-05-01

greeted at the depot with appropriate
college yells and proudly escorted up
College Hill by the whole student
body.
Batteries-S. E. Montgomery and
Hill. D. NJ. L. G. Jahnke apd E..
Kolander.
Earned runs: D. M. L. G. 8; Sleepy
Eye 0; Struck out by Jahnke II: by
Montgomery 5. Base on balls of
Jahnke l. Left on bases D. M. L. c..
7; Sleepy Eye 2.
Springfield Wins Exciting Game.
In one of the most close and excit-
ing games of ball ever played on the
Springfield diamond, the Pirates of
New Ulm went down to defeat before
their more experienced opponents by
q score of to 0. It was an exciting
and hard fought game as the score
would indicate, and after Springfield
had succeeded in registering tally
in the first inning, on two base hit,
q fielder's choice and an overthrow,
there was nothing doing on either side
in the line of scoring. Ther best
chance the Pirates had to score was In
the eighth inning they had men on
second and third bases with two men
out, but the next batter failed to con-
New Ulm review., 1912-05-01

meet and their chances to score went
glimmering, but they felt satisfied in
holding the speedy Springfield team
to so close a score, as they are one OF
the strongest teams in the southern
part of the state.
Kuester pitched q strong game for
the Pirates, as he held the heavy
Springfield hitters to five hits and
struck out eight batsmen, and with
men on bases he was invincible.
Schneider also pitched q good game
for Springfield, as he allowed six
hits and struck out twelve men
Schaefer and Berg did the best work
New Ulm review., 1912-05-01
Emil Metzinger

Summary: 2 base hits, Mertz,
Sacrifice hits, Berg, Taylor, Boelter,
Mertz, Stolen bases, Groebner, Berg,
Vogel, Town, Piech, Hit by pitched
ball, Groebner, Base on balls, Groeb.
uer, Boelter, Passed ball, Klein.
schmidt, Struck out, Kuester, (8)
Schneider, (12). Time l hr. 20 min.
Umpires, Ahreus & Werring. At
tendance 800.
New Ulm review., 1912-05-01

Get your Linseed oil at 75c per
al. by the Barrel of Roy L. Berg.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

and hsur1l M ~ Eab1und. uhls
n1thsr unnhas ~ 49, ~ - sulll
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plaia ~ IoiioF 80 ahul1llt ~.
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

= dsughttll uIusiral program vas
ullt1Tu1 ~ evUlihE b. ~ CadeuEa
olc1UlF1 g etElagsn nnmhers IN
llu1la8 Ilal q ~ nOeiai dnBrs civ.
- tIus > - ~ o'eiock. Ths putrDa-
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HGFus- Abuus eighty guests we're IN
allll1a1el. ADnlg the nui Q, town
ViIlt1TB uPre Miss Barron. Of Detroit;
MA. 81 c p LIZ. Of TairnoEi r.
Ci1FElhuTE Telegram
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

{ = suaa. q Niddiebourne. spsst
ThsnknEiving herr viii " q CuTTey
Mr.. Edn1 HnrreTi ana Mn Ha1Pl
T-Oagh. Of SaleR. ere ~ EnsGia d
Mrs.. MyFtle Curry = io5 HiEh stEust
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heated hUHs Ter SDula tine IN TIE b,
IUeEusls Of the Levels Orchard Co. ~
hepn Vsry ul for Two weeks q III
.Loua IN nuEIlntOgn.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

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aEd Mr.. RtcHard Giikss1u marina
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

Miss NiEnnn SbOuaitsr NAs hOsiesa
70 = numbrr q friends Oh saturday
SfieFAOoa - ~ hOme Of Mr. and Mrs..
IIouaEd ShoEAiisf IN NRin street. the
occasion being her twelfth birtaday
Anniversary 4 numbcr o. her vOuns
lriens.s uer- deiiEhSfHliy euIertSin~d
IT various diversions an 1icmpiins ~
irraarlents ueFR UsTved
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

IA Rouaas Au1itlaTy o. Chriu1
E,uisoopai chnTeh vii mgQt Tuasday
aEoarloon o. O'el0ek % the hons q
Mn ! e GaR1s b Mata GtrO1L
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

Mls Cilds Smith Il 10 NOrElntOuu
HhsFe she q preparing = theais for
her Masters Degree from The COlum-
ia uliveruiiy.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

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Giun yin huid . hrular ~ ~ alnpse
ruon q thR lIanley Hos-i ennmoac-
Ia Thurulay. M. IA. = 80 O'e,prk
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days
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

Born. 10 d. ard MI JOhh W
stsznbsrEgu. tli Fifth svsn8a. . S0u-
saturday norntnE. November - -
IIuniinEiOn Advertiser.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

II UaneF's GLIB Eili u,-r; on
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

EuE unFFay IbieksFuOn has issued
lpui1l1iola iur N afSernoOa bEsiEs toF
IuIlly aitaEanan 81 scy sSale 10
EaiyDo8t avcuuz
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-02

KARL y SCHOEsW.
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
bis PIrefe,,rJence.

A distinguished eye surgeon tells a
good story Of his hospital days. Three
other young, newly fledged oculists
and himself were chatting in their
quarters in the hospital when the con-
versation turned, as was natural in
young men. upon the beauty Of differ
ent colors OF eyes. One championed
the superior brilliancy and sparkle Of
the blue eye; another the depth and
fire of the brown, while the third was
all for the clear, cool light of the
hazel After they had exhausted their
eloQlence. with the usual effect Of con-
irming themselves in their original
opinions. the fourth young sawbones
suddenly broke In:
II don't care hang about your blue
eyes, or your brown eyes, or you gray
eyes! Just give me sore eyes and
plenty of 'em--and I'll be happy!"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
FACE WAS ALL BROKEN OUT


my trouble started with a pimple on
my nose, which picked, and It rapidly
spread all over my face, the eruption
coming IN blotches, and causing great
pain and disagreement MY face was
all broken out, and Oh so disfguring;
being business woman, 1t was dread
fully embarrassing. / was doctoring
for six months without any relief.
Then / saw the Cuticura Soap and
Ointment advertised, SO thought /
would try them, which did. After
using the Cuticura Soap and one box
OF the wonderful Cuticura Ointment.
every one of my friends noticed the
Improvement. am delighted to say
the blotches have all disappeared, and
am completely cured through the use
of the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
take great pleasure in recommending
them to all my friends tSigned)
Miss Nellie Lonergan, 813 Ninth Ave,
New York City, Jan. 20, 1911. Although
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere
sample of each, with 32-page book.
viii be mailed free on application to
'sCuticura." Dept. 4, Boston.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
piN-poINT. VIEWPOINT.

r notice that the club women Of
New York have begun d crusade
against long hatpins. said the tai
man In the crowded aisle,
Absurd" growled the dark stran-
ger next to him.
"Eh7E The tan man looked around
IN some surprise. Don't you consider
the long hatpin dangerous men
ace?r
Stun and nonsensel- snofted the
stranger
The tall man spoke with much de-
liberation
Don't you know. he demanded.
that hatpins are dangerous the way
they are NADER
4 know nothing OF the sort" the
dark man spluttered. Il make 'ern."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
lad II TIMED 10 4 nicely
Sui Limit 10 Existence Of inapeennious
crandes Was Not Set BY 1od
Of Love.

Rer -esentative Henry Or Texas,
continuing his campaign against in.
ternational marriages, said at 9 din
ner in Washington:
Old 9 bsa Codes daughter. Lotta
Code. the heiress was courted very
strenuously last month at Monte
Carlo by a Spanish grandee.
Wherever she went walking on
the terrace. Iunching at Ciros. play
ing iii the Casino 1.-The grandee. Inn
maculate IN his Poole clothes, was at
her elbow
The man said to her one evening,
between the acts OF Dejanire. IN the
beautiful Sale GARNER:
Mees Code Lolita wizout you
cannot exist but one fortnight more!'
You can only exist another fort
night. Don Guzman? But tell me-
cried the beautiful girl tell me how
you can specify definite time like
THAR
Helas, Mees Code. said the Span
lard, 1t Is not |. It Is my creditors,
who do re specifying.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
IMMEDIATE EFFECT Of GREAT KID.
HEY REMEDY IS SOON ri ALLIED.

According to my experience do not
consider there is anything to equal
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root for kidney
affection. Twice it relieved me when
WIS completely helpless.
The last time was travelling in
Texas, when my kidneys became af-
fected, and for ten days suffered ex-
cruciating pain, accompanied with se-
we're chills. Several years previous.
having been relieved OF similar at
tack, naturally sought relief as be
fore, from Swamp-Root.
After using four of the large size
4 bottles, was completely restored and
went on my way rejoicing and prais-
ing DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root. This
was three years ago, and / have had
no indication of the return Of the 81.
diction. Yours very truly,
j. G. SMITH, JR..
l08 Johnson St Jackson, Tenn.
State of Tennessee q
County OF Madison 20
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 18th day Of July, 1909.
p. q sTovALL,
Notary Public
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
Queer Monument.
A monument erected in thu

A monument erected in the strag-
iieno cemetery has a very curious his
tory. It is that Of an old woman Of
Genoa, who made living by selling
strings Of nuts in the streets. By fru-
gality and industry she succeeded in
amassing small fortune in this way.
and then commissioned well known
sculptor Of Genoa. Luigi Orengo. to
make life size portrait Of her in
marble Just as she appeared at her
pitch In the street. This statue she
,rdered to be placed in the famous
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05

Women to Wear MantilIas In Church.
Women OF St Francis De Sales
Cathedral win introduce into this
country the custom OF wearing In
church the graceful lace headdress Of
the Spanish women in place Of hats.
The innovation was suggested by Rev
Dr. O'Connor to the members Of the
Altar society and at the general COM
munion OF the society the scarfs will
be worn.
The hats of today have become a
monstrosity,' says Rev. DR.. O'Con-
nor. addressing the society Toledo
correspondence Cleveland Leader.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05

lnccntestabie.

One evening golfer sat In his
grandfather.s old armchair. eagerly
scanning the stop-press news. when
his little son came to him and proudly
exhibited brand new colonel.
which be said he had found over AZ
the links. Are you sure It was q
lost bah. Davie?" cautiously inquired
the golflng sire. '.Lost7v said David
.Of course it was lost. saw the man
looking for it. = World of Golf.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
Perqerted ProVerba.

'sBut. pa, whimpered Johnny. ..ma's
spanked me already for bein' sass,
to her" F
Well I'm going 70 wallop you for
1t. too. retorted his father. And do
you know why?'
We'll" said Johnny. resolved TO get
the greatest amount OF satisfaction
out Of . hopeless state Of affairs. =
guess it's becus what's sass for the
goose is sass for the gander.s
"Whereupon pa laid It on just
tribe harder --Harperss Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
sInIcIlualvel,

I'm surprised. . said Cable. that
Taft hasn't hit upon q real remedy for
the trust evil"
Perhaps It's rather hard thing
to do. suggested Wise.
Nonsense! Why, any fool could
frame one up. know I could -
Catholic Standard and Times.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
a Matter Of observatlon.

1T was clever job. /" said the chief,
How did you spot him through his
woman's disguise?''
Il happened to see him sit down. .
replied the detective "and noticed
that he gave his sajft a little twitch
with both hands. &7if to keep II from
bagging at the knees. Then nabbed
him. - Tit.Bits.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
sucn lie Life.

Dugan-Oh my, oh my! Isn't Casey
putin ON grand airs wild his new auty-
mobile? An over in the ould country
| dare say he went barefutted.
Ryan--Faith. not be his own ac-
counts. He says he had turnou5
over there thot attracted great at
tintion
Dugan-Av coorse; an eviction n
ways does
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
Not ! ForcIbIe Illustration.

DO you know. asked the abstainer.
that the money which the American
people spend for drink In q single
year would be sufhcient to build q
stone tower forty feet IN diameter and
mile high?"
Would it's asked the man with
the spongy nose, but who wants q
silly old stone tower IKE that?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
MAN tlappen soon.

Il guess Noah was the only naviga
tor who ever sailed in the vicinity o.
Mount Ararat."
Yes. so far. but there is no telling
whene a birdman viii attempt feal
like that
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
CANDID Admisslon,

What are your ideas about re
form?"
About the same as everybody's,"
replied Senator Sorghum. Il have a
general impression that myself and my
personal and political friends are the
only people who. do not need it."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
oravIty

precocious child who had been at
tending one OF the public kindergar.
tens fell from a ladder. Her mother
caught her up from the ground in ter
ror. exclaiming:
"Oh. darling! How did you fall ?"
Vertically replied the child, with
out second q hesitation. Satire.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
a Mere surrIae.

when I had finished what consid-
cred neat little speech old Rlinkers
snorted. 'Abracadabra!' What did he
mean by that?"
Dunno. He's great traveller. May
be 1t was Spanish"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
rhe other Fellow.

@Why do you always frown when !
say we must economizei' " asked one
statesman.
your grammar 10 at fault. replied
the other -You shouldn't use the firss
person plural You should say. they
must economics
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
Prefer. Homo.

@How is it that Rufus never takes
you to the theater any more?"
..Well. you see. one evening Il
rained and SO we sat in the parlor."
eyes"
swell. ever since that weoh. |
don't know but don't you think that
theaters are an awful bore?"-C Cornell
Widow.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
All che same TO Him.

"Mr. Ardup. you're going to pay this
biz within the next IS hours or I'm go
ing to sue you for the amount Of II"
For PHYS sake!"
Yes. you can put It on that ground
Il you like. I've aged ten years trying
to collect this bill"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA -.
AND BUILD UR ,, T rHS i; s y91.!sI4 ~
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula ID plainly printed on every bottle,
Showing ii Is simply Quinine and Iron In tasteless
form, and the most enectual forua For grown
people and children. 10 cents
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05

The Paxton Toilet Co. Of Boston,
Mass, will send a large trial box Of
Paxtine Antiseptic, q delightful cleans
Ing and germicida. toilet preparation,
to any woman, free, upon request.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-04-05
QuaIIMed.

-some detectives ought to MAX
good sailors"
why sol"
because they're 20 often at sea-
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on the Trail.

Does your fiance. know your age
Lotta?"
"Well-partly. -Eliegende Blaetter
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To restore a normal action to Liver, Kid
neys, Stomach and Bowels, take Garfield
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Malice is more easily disarmed by
indifference than by conflict or retalia-
ton. Mrs. Sigourney.
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Discontents arise from our desires
oftener than from our wants. -Krum-
macher
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The commanding intellect should
rave the command and be king
Schiller.
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mrs. wfneiow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces infiamma
zion. aliAys pain. cures wind collie, s6c bottle
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There Is nothing heavenly about war,---ol
Dyspepsia. The world is outgrowing the
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Stragiieno cemetery. probably the
largest In the world. World Wide
Magazine.
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AIi pn,,uerful.

-Shall serve the cheese. sir?r
mo. Just open the door and let Il
walk in"
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FOR COLDS ANA GRIP

Hicks CAPUDINR is the best remedy RE
lieves the aching and observation-disclosures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquid-effects immediately. lOc.. Sc, and Soc
At drug stores.
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a sure Wav.

Il wish knew how to kin time"
why don't y3u take piano les
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:. 49,.

First Tramp You've got cold.
Second Tramp Yes! went 20
sleep under wagon last evening. and
during the night some one removed
the wagon.
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At the Aviation Meeting.
Nine. vanite--Well. 1t certainly was
not worth putting on my nice new pair
OF bootsi-Pele Mele.
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And most Of our troubles are magnt
hed at short range.
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Many a brave man has lost his
nerve In dentists chair.
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ln the Panera.

Tommy-Pop. what IS multimil
lionaire?
Tommy's Pop--A multimilliona
my son. is usually pompous man
with side whiskers and about $4,000
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Some OF the charity that begins at
home isn't up to the standard.
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Swellington- So Dobbins has new
idea for opera?
Wellington Yes: his notion is to
have the house sing and the stage
talk. I,
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What ought not to be done, do not
even think of doing. Epictetus.
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Theory alone never accomplished
anything worth while
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There are. two things calculated to
make a mans head swim-a merry
go-round and merry widow.
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An Objection.

HE gave you some sound advice. !"
That's what he did. j would have
liked it better without so much
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ln CHICAGO.

Ella What do you think u him?
Stella He's too mean to pay all.
mony-eyen dollar down and dol
lar month.
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Find Relief IN Lydia E. Pink
ham, Vegetable Compound
Their Own Statements
So Testify.

Platea, Pa. When wrote to you
first was troubled with female weak
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Garfield Tea. the natural remedy for Con.
stipation, can always be relied on.