River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-06-20
Study In Headaear.

In examining the thatch coverings
that adorn the heads that bob about
there in the course of a day.
Colonel New wears a broad soft hat
that bespeaks the Importance of the
position he is occupying at the present
moment. Nobody could miss him IL
told to look for that hat Governor
Stubs may be found beneath funny
little white felt hat that is not at all
like the sort of covering one would ex-
pect to find protecting state execu-
tive
There are at least twenty Texan
sombreros, each having exactly the
same kind of a little strap around
them and the same kind of brown
and be-mustached face beneath them.
Also, there is Colonel Younger, from
Alabama, whose hat looks as belliger-
ent as it's owner. 1t falls off every time
he opens his mouth, which is about as
often as any sels-respecting person
would desire to lose his hat.
Deserted Wives Retaliate.
Much dissatisfaction is expressed by
the wives of politicians here assem-
bled for the convention, because they
haven't seen their husbands for two
weeks.
What do you think of such and
such measure, Mrs Hayward" ask
ed some one of the pretty young wom-
en- in her big suite overlooking tina
lake.
Gracious me, l haven't seen my
husband since that came up. Don't
come to me for any news OF the con-
vention. When l hear 1t 1t will be-
stale indeed"
In retaliation the women have in
stituted what might be mildly called
a boycott. They have appropriated
the machines rented by the politicians
for their stay in Chicago, and have
scattered to the four winds. Mrs.
William Hayward, in the temporary
family car, took her small son, Le-
land, to the South Shore country club
for the day and evening. Mrs. Victor
Rosewater went on sightseeing tour
from nine In the morning until well
beyond dinner time. The latest seen
of David Mulvane he was wondering
wildly where his wife was. Mrs Jo-
seph Healing went out into the sub
urbs, where she would have some
one to talk tot was lonely to be
alone in big hotel
Mrs. Joseph Dixon and her large
family had no complaint to offer and
remained ION the job" She and the
little Dixons, including two-year-old
Betty and Mary Joe, who is FIVE, en-
tertained the reporter for more than
an hour. 1t was extraordinarily fine
entertainment, too, and led to the
formulation of an axiom, Simpler is r.
to manage a presidential campaign
than to bring up one Mary Jbe."
Selects Fsle Own Portfolio.
The secretary of agriculture has al.
ready been picked. No others need
apply.
G.. r.. Werner of Brewster, Kan, In
to be the man. He also says he is the
only man that can fill the place.
Il am confident that Colonel Roose-
velt will be nominated" he said, land
after he is / shall take the stump fer
him. My work will have a telling eff
feet When l go out for man IL
means a whole lot to him. 1t is not
going to cost me anything, for the
common people, I am confident, will
be willing to pay all my expenses, for
they will want me In the cabinet.
There is no one can fill the place and
do 1t right except me-"
Green and Orange Decorations.
can Irishman picked it,"
That's the never-failing exclamation
when a Republican convention dele
gate enters the holy of holies where
the national committee sits.
BY 'it'' he means the color scheme.
Green walls, green mating, green fur
niture, green palms and ferns are
seen. and last, but by no means least.
the green-bound lists of contests.
All but the ceiling That's orange.
"That son of Erin must have come
from the north country" was the caus-
tic comment made by one Irish dele
gate. "The idea Of picking green and
orange!"
Teddy Hats In Drinks.
"Rough Rider" features in the cam
paign received an added attraction at
the Congress hotel in the shape OF
Teddy Hat" made of orange peel.
which was placed in all drinks served
in the Pompeian room during the eve
ming. Look at the Teddy hat in the
lemonade" said one of the Taft fol.
lowers as he flushed the orange peel
from the drink. Il guess they will
give us Teddy hats In our bread and
butter next"
Hat-In-Ring Button Adopted.
The hat-in-the-rdng button now worn
by Roosevelt adherents has been
adopted by Senator Joseph M. Dixon,
manager of the Roosevelt campaign,
as the Official Roosevelt emblem.
The inventor of the button, B. M.
Jones of Muskogee. Okla, has fol-
lowed Colonel Roosevelt through
twenty.one states selling the button
and "a said to be making fortune
KeaIinu picked the Winner.
Taft Headquarters at the Congress
hotel resolved itself into baseball
grandstand and occupants devoted
themselves to watching an information
al contest on the lake front.
a team Of italians from the Gault
court district clashed with picked
nine from the West side. Numer-
Gus bets flew back and forth between
snectators of the game and excitement
ran high when the game neared an
end. After 1t was all over and the
bets were paid, Joseph Healing had