Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
TARC 4 the Solar
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GOOD EVENING. Tho Spanish .
cabinet has not resigned since yester-
day.
WE HOPE EXPLORER Scott az
least found enough material for al
lecture tour.
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THERE ARE no MORE poles left
20 discover and pioaencs Will 30 per-
mltttd to refumo hla search.
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PERHAPS the Colonel would not
have objected had Manager McItln~
ley said dig game"
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ALL THE CANDIDATES have ig-
nored the paramount issue and
haven't said a word nbout baseball.
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SUPPOS1Nd George Washington
ala refuse third tcrms wasn't ne
only a rank amateur anyhow
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DIR. COOK IL praislng Amundsen
If the south pole disc0verer gets by
with that he q a winner.
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IN THE MEXICO case OF tho "oal1
OF the people," Diaz il hearlns a.
rather confusing noise.
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THE CROOKEDEsT man has been
discovered He has 10 be unscrcwed
when he BUTTS In.
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WHO rs THIS ROosevelt7" asks
the san Francisco Chronicle. The
gentlemen are politely requested to-
not all speak a. once.
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MARRIAGE Is a failure when a
young man who doesn't know beans
marries a girl who doesn't know how
10 shell peas.
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| ANXIOUS INQUIRER wants 60
know II banker could be just as
successful business II he wrote mis-
name 30 Il couid be read.
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THE CONCENTRATION OF Hoo
hons makes us wonder II this lumoer-
ling is as serious a business as was
supposed.
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If CANDIDATE .Cummins. as IL
reported. feels highly encouraged
over the prospects. there is no occn-
sion for any one else to feel blue.
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AS BETWEEN che man who tried
TO and the man who got him a job.
II Is perhaps natural that stimson
should reserve his gratitude for Taft.
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UNCLE JOSEPH Of DanvIlle. Is
one solitary old gentleman who has
not announced that ne is progressive
In any sense OF the term.
YUAN sHI KAI carrles the capitol
OF Chlna under BIS tat; and we are
assured ne isn't going TO let his hat
blow into the ring.
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RATHER ABSURD anyhow to ex-
pect that fury 20 concentrate its
thoughts upon the case with r.
Roosevelt IN the Jury box.
1T Is ANNOUNCED that Amuud-
sen viii first spend a month lecturinG
IN Australia Evidently ne isn't going
10 lose any time.
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1T rs A MUCH more permanent prop
OsltlOn when a woman makes up her
mind than when she makes up her
face
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THE JUDICIAL recall SENS a mia
and harmless way Of doing II COM
pared with the Hlilsvlllei virginia
> plan.
CHAMP CLARK buttons being the
siae OF dinner plates, there seems 40
be no way out Cor Woodrow Wilson
but 20 try something shout the d.
! mansions Of washtub.
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THE HONEST Kansas farmer. clad
m his furs has 10 head rescue
! party TO dig himself out every time he
braves the wintry terr0rs Of the back
yard for bucket Of coal.
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A YOUNG SUBSCRIBER has asked
as 60 inform him where the cows get
, all the milk they give. Amy wise guy
J who wishes to answer this question
IN a manner satisfactory % While -
Invited 20 step up
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1.-THE PRESENT generation T.
peculiarly ignorant on the subject OF
4 hank notes." said a lecturer recently.
Whcreupon san Antonio paper
laioomlly moves to amend by subati-
tutlng sadly" FOR peculiarly"
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TT rs TO BE reeretted that a few
sections OF New Mexlco are not az
progressive AZ they might be. We
; have counted ave counties where no
! rival for the county seat has stated o
movement for a division.
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! Snow STORMS make them see
; strange visions over IA the plains
J country. The mail carrier who ar
; rived the other day from Tucnmearl
AZ Grady, n. ~. reported that twen-
: ty-elght persons had persisted miser-
! ably ffOgn the cold ~ Tucumcari
: They fEoze, he ayerrcd. % death, ih
the city and on iis outskirts
~ Thomas hloose.
Tho harp that once through Tara's
halls