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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13
IWAIN's TRIBUTE;To GRANT
Lodge Quotes Diary of Adams
to Prove Statement of the
Profanity of George

Ia Z q ~ E. >
Albert Bigelow Paine tells OF Mark
Twain's now forgotten speech at the
great Grant dinner in Chicago in 1872
He had been asked to respond to The
Ladies'" but changed his toast to "The
Babies" ..-.--.-...s,...s,-,s--l.zs--s
aMark Twain declared afterWard
that he listened to four speeches that
night which he would remember as
long as he lived. One of them was By
Emory Storrs, another by General
Villas, another by Logan, and the last
and greatest by Robert mgersoll
whose eloquence swept the house like
a flame.
Clemens own speech came last. He
had been placed at the end to hold the
house. He was preceded ty al dun
ST eaker, and his heart sank, for it was
2 o'clock and the diners were weary
and sleepy and the dreary speech haa
made them unresponsive.
"They gave him round of applause
when he stepped up upon the table II
front of him-a tribute to his name,
Then he began the opening words Q.
that memorable, delightful fancy.
1--WE haven't all had the good-for'
time to be ladies; we haven't all beer
generals, or poets, or statesmen, pu
when the toast works down to the pa
h;os-w4 stand on common ground
"The tired audience had .hsteneo
respectful silence through the nrs
half of the sentence. He made one
his effective pauses on the Word "a
hes and when he added, in that SLOW
rich measure of his, we stand O.
common ground they let go stoEn
Of applause There was no WEAKNESS
and nattention after that. At the en-
nj each sentence he had to stop TO Re
the tornado roar itself out and sWee'
nv When he reached the beginnn'
of the final paragraph, Among tne
three or four million cradles now rock
ing in the land are some which tnE
nation would preserve for ages as sac
red things if we could know Wnlc
ones they are the vast audience wall
co GREATNESS for his conclusion. Ste,
by step he led toward some unseei
climax-some surprise, OF course, 10
that would be his way. Then steadll''
almost without emphasis, he dellVere
the opening of his final sentence:
And new in his cradle someWher
under the flag, the future filuttriouf
commander-in-chief of the America
armies is so little burdened with nj
approaching grandeurs and RESPONSE
b:Iities as to be giving his who'll
stragetic mind at this moment to try
ins to find out some way to get I
own tig toe into his mouth. an az
Movement which (meaning no disre
srect) the illustrious. guest OF this
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13
TRADE EXPANSION .......~
IN FULL SWING

Bradstreet's, August "a: Expan-
sion is the key word of the trade sit
uation as the month. draws to close
and buyers feel the seasonal spur to
the laying in of supplies for fall and
winter This is, of course, largely
predicted upon the prospect of as.
sured or. expected large crop yields,
and finds chief expression in the
west, northwest and southwest, where
crop certainty has, generally speak.
ing, supplanted prediction. Coinci-
dentally with the marketing of the
early gathered crops collections show
a tendency to improve. and the money
market likewise gives evidence of in
creased activity and strength of quo
tations. Perhaps the only possible
check to full present or near future
activity is found in the gradually en-
liyehing political campaign, but 1t is
a matter of widespread remark that
political discussion is apparently
given less than expected weight,
while trade and Industrial attention
is largely riyeted upon the more solid
assurance Of good crops and the ex-
pansion of human activities that
usher in the autumn season.
: Weather conditions have not been
altogether favorable to trade this
weeks heavy rains having visited most
sections of the country, but particu-
larry the northwest, where aspring.
wheat harvesting, threshing and
movement have been interfered with,
and also the corn belt, where, how.
ever, the rains are regarded as ia
vorable feature, in that a supply of
moisture sufficient to mature that
crop has now fallen. Warm, dry
weather. is the chief desideratum
there and in the south, where cotton
is conceded. 70 have gained ground
during August, and a next-torecord
crop of the south's chief staple is APP
parently in the making. Trade de-
mand has expanded noticeably in dry
goods, lumber, coal, wool, shoes,
leather, and last. but by no means
least, in iron and steel, where higher
prices have apparently not acted as a
bar to further booking.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13
FOR THE CHILD
Here Is a Unique Way of Saw
ing Money

company is doing business in the
middle west on plan new to me. It
is taking advantage of the general de-
sire of parents to save for the educa-
ton and future benefit of the child to
market coupons redeemable after q
certain amount of goods are purchas-
ed from indicated stores.
Here is the explanation of the COM
pany's plan: Your most reliable and
responsible merchants will pay into
your child's bank account 21-2 per
cent of all cash purchases of so cents
or more made by you and by your
friends at their stores. If you run an
account many of these merchants
give you IL per cent. of your bill
ghen you pay it.
Payment of this 21-2 per cent. is
made in the form of coupons, to be
deposited in bank. The coupons are
lon-negotiable: that is, they cannot be
converted into. cash. No cumbersome
method of registering the child is nec-
.ssary. The coupons are good only
or deposit in a sound bank. Here
hey are accepted as cash deposited in
he name of your child The coupons
or deposit are to be taken to the
5ank in an amount not less than 81.
The banker accepts the coupons as
ash deposited and makes out in the
:hild's name regular bank passbook,
|. 1t the same time issuing a certificate
If membership. The handbook re-
mains in posse ssion of the child and
shows the amount deposited.
This money cannot be drawn from
he bank until the child has arrived at
ne age of 81 On that day the bank
IT will pay over the money the child
deposited. with a smile of encourage
nent and a.wish for the success of the
10y or girl. r.
This is an interesting variation of
he merchandise coupon idea; it is one
which, in good hands, ought to. work
veil to encourage the growth of thrift.
-.
Star.Bulletin Ads. are Best Business
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13
WHAT IS KUHIO's CASE :

Delegate Knhio again yesterday, as he has
done repeatedly during the hearings before Mr..
Fisher, exhibited lack of constructive criti-
cism for the present conditions that would be
Ridiculous were it not so serious.
1t was so serious that it drew from Mr.. Fisher
comment that amounted to rebuke, the com
ment that it does not do for one man to impugn
the motives of another who has not done some
thing that the first man cannot tell how to do.
Moreover, the delegate backed into corner
quickly by few very simple questions put for
information by the secretary, got himself on rec
ord in way that does no good to his own per
sonal fight. by saying this: =
NPerhaps the fault is not very much on the
administration here-perhaps the fault is in
Washington"
And again.: $500.
81 think something should. be done"
But Just acho is to blame the delegate is I'M
able to prove; just tehat should be done he is
unable to point out. He made one half-hearted
suggestion yesterday, and that was government
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13
ANDREWS

Lorrin Andrews and his part in this cam
paign can be summed up in a few words. An.
drews is the busy little chap who tried to edge
his way into the Taft league this spring to fight
Knhio Getting nothing from the Taft league
but the polite intimation that it couldn't afford
to be mixed up with him.. he promptly ran over
to the Kuhio camp to sit up AMI beg for an en-
couraging look or a bone What he got there is
matter Of history, and the glorious licking he
took in his precinct the eighth of the fourth, was
only equaled by the glorious licking he had been
given in another precinct, the third of the
fourth, two years previously. Now he has
lodged through the back door into the Kuhio
camp, where few bones have doubtless been
flung to him.
Scuttling around from door to door, wherever
there are bones for himself to be picked up, is
not particularly nice, but political mongrels
cannot afford to be nice. H.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13
EDITOR

reclamation for Hawaii, but when Fisher asked
him what he himself had done to secure an ex-
tension of the federal reclamation service to Ha-
waii, or what he had done toward putting into
effect in this territory some such system as the
Carey act provides, the delegate, who points with
pride to his ten years record in Washington,
actually stammered and plainly found the .ques-
ton not to his liking
The truth is that SO far neither KuhiO nor his
counsel have had any real constructive criticism
to make.
Have they any at all? The hearings are we'll
advanced, and as yet Knhio's Cease looks
mighty flimsy.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

d. Kalauokalani, ST., is somewhat of an un-
certain quantity in politics. He joined, the Pro-
gressives when George r. Carter headed the or
ganization of the fourteen immortals, he is
claimed by the Democrats, has been talking
things over with the Kuhio Republicans and yes
terday was boosting for Home Rule forever.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

j. NJ. Dowsett is the right kind of senatorial
timber. There ought to be no question of the
nomination and election of such an eminently
capable citizen and legislator as he has proven
himself to be- #%...
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

Local Democrats believe Sheriff Jarrett is
sure of reelection, but they are worrying over
the prospect that Mayor Fern may have to run
against Bob Shingle. -"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

Why talk about naming governor from the
mainland until it is proved that the present gov
ernor has not been success in office? That is
the point under consideration just now.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

Kuhio naively denies any responsibility for
the call to caucus issued by his manager, An
drews, ct al. Perhaps they are only taking his
name i'm vain.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

Secretary Fisher seems to have no particular
trouble extracting the information on Hawaiian
sugar conditions that he is after.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

In view of recent developments in China, NO
body can blame DIR. Sun Vat Sen for declining
to stay in as president.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

If this trial of ''vets' at Schofeld Barracks
keeps going much longer, there1l be a new angle
on the movement for a recall of the Judiciary.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

The best place to see that total eclipse next
November will probably be Oyster Bay.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

When politicians of the Andrews stripe be-
gin to call caucuses, decent men may well have
a care.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

Our human LHTs arc bnt the copies, mare or
less imperfect, Of the eternal Iacs, so far ire
can read thcm-Fr0ude "
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

TO clean plaster ornaments. busts.
vases. etc. dip IN clear starch mixed
with water When dry. brush of.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13
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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

Is the Kuhio-Frear controversy going to be
forced into the county convention also?
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

] A man may fool his wife with re-
gard to his brain efficiency, but he
can't fool anybody else.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-09-13

Albert Bigelow Paine tells OF Mark
Twain's now forgotten speech at the
great Grant dinner in Chicago in 1872
He had been asked to respond to THE
Ladies'" but changed his toast to "The
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-07
nav FACE SERIOUS CHARGE

White slavery charges probab-
ly will be preferred against Ray
Williams of st. Paul, 26 years old,
when he is brought before Fed
eral Commissioner Spencer to-
day, for the alleged importation
of Irene Clifford, 81 years old,
from Winnipeg. Williams and
the girl were arrested yesterday
afternoo n by Special Federal
Agent Bowen and Detectives Page
and Halpin, in South Washing
ton street house.
Wilyliams first was seen with
the girl by Special Agent Bowen
on a train coming to the twin
city from Winnipeg. They got
off in Minneapolis and later weat
to st. Paul where the girl enter
ed the house in which she was
found yesterday.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-07
Words From Home
Statements That May 30 lnvestl-
gated. Testimony Of vNah-
peton oltlxens.

When Wahpeton citizen
comes to the front, telling his
friends and neighbors Of his ex-
perience, you can rely on his sin
cerety. The statements Of per-
sons in far away places does not
command your confidence. Home
Endorsement is the kind that backs
Doan's Kidney Pills. Such testi-
mony is convincing. Investiga-
ton proves it true. Below is a
statement of a Wahpeton resi-
dent. No stronger proof of mer-
it can be had.
Philip Achter, $40 S. Fourth
street, Wahpeton, N. D., says: II
suffered from a dull, heavy back
ache and l did not know what it
was that caused it until other
symptoms Of disordered kidneys
appeared. Doan's Kidney Pills
were SO highly recommended that
I finally got supply at Keen's
drug store. They helped me at
once and the contents of one box
completely and permanently rid
me of my trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price
80 cents. Foster Milburn Co,
Buffalo, New York, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name-Doans-
and take no other. Adv.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-07
rs
HOW, WHEN AND WY
A.SECoND ADVENT
Denver 0iv|nes on Right Track,
Says Pastor Russell.
No World. Burning - Satan 70 b
Deund-sin, sickness and Dsath "a
d conqusrsd-Man TO 81 Delivered
The Power Vested In Msssiah-hia
Kingdom Nsar-Hew Il viii Appear

Denver, Dec. L.
This city is stirred!
Seventeen pastors
Of all denomina-
lions have been
discussing The Sec
ond Advent for q
month. Now comes
Pastor Russell tell
ing US all that
1.-THE. Earth abid-
eth forever
it will never be de-
stroyed by literal
fire According IN
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-07

Brooklyn, N. T.,
Nov. 3. IT b e
Brooklyn Acade-
my of Music was
crowded to the
limit today to hear
Pastor Russell's
discourse on the
Battle Of Arma-
geddon." His text
was: "He gather
ed them together
unto a place called
in the Hebrew
knn0t1n Arnna 0o6,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-07
The ARMAGEDDON = :.
OF The SCRIPTURES
Pastor Russell Presents Some
Astounding Views.

Ne Claims That the Time For ths Es.
tablishmsnt Of Msssiah's Kingdom 10
Hsrs-Not Recognizing This Truth,
Papaey, Professionalism and the Civil
Powers Of Earth Are About 70 Unite
In Common causs-Unitsdly Thsss
Three Most Powerful influences Arr
Preparing For the Battle Of Arma.
esddon.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25
is "a BIG S sI6 S

address as Eel4 - one closing the
meetpg.
ne flle .lEeeting concert
vas given By the Gregory band ana
.e5lored voters ind1lGed IN a street
s ade with 4 drum coras. The lat
Ter vas pronounced far more credit
able than EEEek CElflsliIt has The
procession c4rfsl = .nlli14noth Uni
ted states nag and tNo large pic
tures Of DR.. q D Hltdeld, Republi-
can candidate for governor.
The other two SPEAKERS OF the
evening we're ]. E Meadows, cele-
brafed cotored orator residing az
this st4te; and E. J. era
'ba4n a wheeling eolorcd lawyer
Both we're eloquent and they dis
cussed state issues as well as ma
ttonal showing the Republican party
and its polfticies as friendly to the
colored race and guaranteeing col
ored people freedom and citizenship.
while the Democratic party and It's
policies we're shown to be menacing
tn the future welfare OF the race
The rally was pronounced a COM
plete success. A great, amount OF
enthusiasm was shown and everyone
appreciated the splendid eloquence
INDUCED in and the argument adj
yanced.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25
Granted Insurance
After COnSumDflOn

ton reported where the detaile show
cough. that e Il reaiiy surprising that
people are not more anxious 60 tmme-
diately stop these apparently minor tr0u-
eoId. Il DossIbIe. without delay" 6ther-
wise more serfOnS troubles are likely 70
follow. II the medicines you aEe now
taking do not bring relief Try kekmnn'S
AlteEatiye. as this man did -
81 Dean St. Brooklyn. \. Y.
Gentlemen: am giving you below q
brief history Of my case. which. trust
feFinR from any SiullInF tFOu bleB.
About year and n half ago EOticed
that Say health was rapidly failiDg. uuttI
st the end OF six months my weight na6
fallen to 10 pounds ! vas froubied
with night SweatS, severe cough ana
WAS very weak. ha ViHE IN fact absolutely
/ coHsuIted a physician. who told me
nv lungs were Affected Not satisfied ]
went to another doctor. who after exnm--
lining me said that WIS In the frst
stRrSgq Of conSumpCfon' At this point
started to take EcEman'S Alternative. The
night sWsatR stopped almost Immediately.
tliGappeaned NY weight IS now 142
pounds and my physician has pronounced
ale perfectly Sound-which. together with
the fact chat have seen accepted by two
dITerent Insurance companies for insur-
ancc. makes me sure Of my entire recOv-
cry by EckmIn'S Alternative. should be
very glad TO communicate with any one
who would be interested I'm my case.
6SwOrn AfidaTit) w. E. GEE
Erkman's Alternative is effective in BrOu-
chftfS. Asthma. Hay Fever: Throat and
Lung Troubles. and in upbuilding the
system Does not contain pniSonS. oplabes
or habit-fCrminR drugs Ask for booklet
Laboratory, Philadelphia. Pa. for more evil
dence For sale by all leading druggists
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A6vAv4fSamRnt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25
Cofored Orators are EHthus-
iast1cally Created by a
Large Crowd Here.

There Eass a:.Iarge attendance at
the Republieans rally in the court
house Thursday night especially IN
tended for eolored people. Not only
did the eolored people OF the city
turn out enmasse but a godly num-
Der of white citizens attended
Prof. l. o. Wilson. who has charge
of the publicity bureau at state
headquarters for colored voters pre-
sided and made short Introductory
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25
PAYS A FINE.

a lone prisoner was convicted OF
street drunkenness and fined 50 and
this morning in police court. He paid
the fire ad was released from custody.
Mayor Frank R. Moore presided at
the session.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25
HORSE AND BUGGY IMPOUNDED.

a gray horse and a buggy, which
were found in the street. have been
impounded by Policeman George
Howe. The owner may recover them
by proving ownership at police head
quarters and paying the cost OF their
detention.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25

FREE: A trial package Of Con-
keys Laying Tonic and soc Poultry
Book II you bring this ad to Sturm &
Wilson-Main St, also the Adamston
Drug Co n-Advertisement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25

Sarah Elizabeth FREEZE, Miss Rosa D.
Bartlett. and Miss Minnie Smith.
Bridgeport.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25
Exc Concert

Elks' Concert
For the benefit Of the Christmas
charity fund of Clarksburg Lodge, No.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25

lContinued on page ave.l
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-25

people that the real reason bargain
hunters" can usually afEord to buy
things IS because they ARE bargain
hunters!
advertisements
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-12-08
An Autumn Wrverte.

Autumn is here. the bright leaves are
And sd - the blue October sky.
while in dreams my heart for you Is
cannot forget you-thoush hard
try.
A mighty realm is the land OF dreams.
For dreams weave light in your dear
eyes,
Blue eyes and true eyes. dear autumn
dreams -,
Autumn brings sad and neianeholy
days. ,
As the falling leaves falter through
mottOnless air.
Yet my heart cherished IN Us o"
Each silver thread shining in your
dark hair
Autumn brings thoughts of you, dear
Tbcy come in the glad. early morn.
And they steal DER memorys gentle
chords
When the bright, bright day is gone.
They come - my heart in lies sad
And oh.-so dear 10 me
Are those soft whispers 10 my ear
THAT bring sweet thoughts OF thee
Soon I must go far away from thee.
And sadly the autumn winds sign
Sigh for the parting soon 20 -,
For many are the tears in my eyes.
In the hollows OF the grove al the
The autumn leaves lie dead ans
Drowning nuts can be heard through
trees now bare. 1910.
For the squirrels are preparing tnelp
winter home in town
On the hills the soldenrod blossoms in
every place.
And giimmers like stars in autumn 5
The robin and the thrush have flown
into space.
While the night sparrow trills sadly
all night
In au,amn's golden time will mo"
When nusic's tones are round thee
thrilling
With a soft. gushing melody.
Thy gentle heart With rapture al
ingc
on. let my voice. Ike that loved strain.
Touch in thy heart the chord OF feel
Like lonS-hushcd music breathed again.
Like zephyrs DER windharp steal
ing
Yo- are so great and wise and good.
I'd have all the world he like thee IL
could.
But then this earth paradise would
be
II every one should be Ike thee
In farewell may peace thy ev.ry step
attend.
Till iife's pilgrimage shall end.
Then may We meet on that oriEht
whore farewell tears 50. shed 10
MARY q. STTANNoNHoUsE