The Greeley tribune., 1912-09-05

HAS anyone lbtAIu ANY SAsAAAS ~~S.
from = fellow named William ii
Taft?
The Normal girls have declared
war ON rats. Not the four legged
kind, but the hairy ones.
Greeley was the first stop made In
Colorado by Governor Hiram john
son. Well, what?
Roosevelt says that he expects to
lose in Vermont. Why stop the pre-
diction with Vermont:
The kids Of Greeley have held
their annual lodge Of sOrrow. TIE
first day Of school Is over.
Talk about dry towns. The first
day Governor johnson was in Colo
RADIO he got picked At Platteville.
The expert who declares that
women are getting bald headed must
have been getting early morning
views.
Stewart and the Bull MOOsers
have split for good, says headline.
1t may be for bad, according to re-
ports.
The only difference between Lab
or day and Sunday in Greeley was
that they didn't have any church on
Labor day.
Denver's grand jury gets more
and more like that Of Weld county.
1t has begun indicting witnesses
for perjury.
That team Of horses in I4aSalle
that got tripped by . hobble skirt
might be . lesson to the fair sex,
hut we don't believe that 1t will.
The Deaver grand jury is indict-
Ing by the hundred. Never mind,
Wcad county has . grand jury that
IL ret to be heard from.
After this falls crops arc turned
over to tho railroads h niGht bo N
opportune time to burst In again
joyOusly with that union depot idea.
A St. Paul judge ordered . man
Of 40 to obey the curfew Law. Susf
printed as . hint to some Greeley
mea.
What . friend il the ice man
these days. He is second only to the
young men who urge iced drinks
from soda fountains.
The theatrical season Is going II
open with ''OHicer 666''. No rela
ton to grand jury indictment Ali
"A.
The first month Of fall has start
ed, all right. but the summe
weather Is still in our watermelon!
midst.
We hope that all Of the cAntii
dates WHO write to MS 80 ar1entl
now will remember us IS well abos'
December 2S.
Governor Wilson has shown COZ
-cluavely In his speeches that f1e ~
prociates what the agricultural In
terests Of the country mean to tn
general welfare?
Tho republican rally in Creole
drew . crowd Of los by Officis
count. The eighth judicial distri,
seem4 about to take = tumble to 4
self.-Fort Collins Review.
Weld county leads the state
max growing. according to the La
report. But then II II nothing ne
for Weld county to lead tho state
anything.
A Chicago preacher says that Il
women are trying to go back to Il
fly leaf costume that Eve wore. Coz
sidering the weather, We don
blame EN- much.
A two headed girl baby was b0s
at st. Louis and Ii taking dOub
nourisEnsent. The chief consider
tiOn is whether she will take
double quantity after sho grows q
In tho language Of the below
Myron Reed, 1.-THE tariff has plac'
. uMllionaire 1t .Os.e end Of ID
string, . tramp 1t tho other.
Field and Farm,
A New Yosk girl Of sixteen %
cessfully defeated . burglar in
fnnpgUsmptn scrap. Come on Gree2
gfris, doa't Iet little old New Yo
get anythtng On ~.
Tho Mexicaa rebels .are threate
ing to kin al AmePicaas after s.
tessSt,er Is. They better quit su
talk Or Dave Camp wfll be sendi
Dlafatl,0n Bl1l down there.
II tlue state hoard Of health was
to do something worth while t1b
might fulni9ate Deaver politics
stead Of WORRYING abQpt an op
ditch on the edee q 0fceaey.
IAenver had tettee watch that q