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or names to 20 down together to DOS.
s'rity In connection with the book. I
TOOK vacation and he missed me 90
muoh that hurried back and resumed
Che work.
You know the Doctor has written
some wondarfu, works on medicine
You have heard Of his works on Eusen.
lea He had also written the most beau.
Cful poems In hss youth. We went to.
Sethsr over hiB whole life, gathering
fragments he had saved and piscins
0'em together. He declared that our
Uvss should Be blended. Not In the 70.
mantle way Of which the poets write
Out our oomradsship had ripensd into
sympathy. and love came before either
OF us wsre AWARE Of L. II was his idea
ahat 90 perfect . love wouh bring forth
. perfect child-a boy. for he knew the
Issue would BE- . boy.
with has brain and good moth.
srhood." he said, "ths result oould
nos b but idssA AZ ten Year,
OF sss that boy" he said. "wouid
- able 60 take care Of himself
ana would bs prepared to take up
Ms fathsr's work, which was the
dream OF his life. Oh, NO, DOM
believe that disparity in years oan
enecS iovs. No youny man could
care for his children 70 the Doctor
% caring for those"
The Doctor then 10 going to BRING
the twins up on the bother" was
asked.
/ "Yes, he 10 going 70 have al 70
- With the care Of the boy. he
wants him thoroughly imbued with
his ideas ana his intellect, ana the
Doctor has the most wonderful in.
tellsct. Sevsrsnos H. Z, Of
course, shall rive the boy All Q
Mothsr0 care and We viii see that
~ 10 not spoiled. Ne viii ~ put
on . dist, sHA meet VIII ~ kspt
from hin.
ALREADY PLAN TO MAKE BOY
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can have full care of their growth. and
i will DO always on hand to give them
. mothers care and caressins. They
are wonderfully good and don't cry"
Just then the boy, who had been taken
to lunch In the next room, lost the bot
tie and proclaimed II Justify.
Mrs. Qorton laughed at his unsaI-
iantry In thus giving her away and ran
to quiet him.
WILL GO ON WITH HISTORY OF
MEDICINE"
''Of course that's different" she ar
plained upon returning. All that he
needs Is just a carsss from mother and
he 10 quiet. as you see. BY brinx ing un
the tvins In the manner prescribed we
can keep right on with the third volume
Of the doctors History OF Medicine. ;
That 10 the work on which We are now
engaged"
80 you would advise girls to look to
the man and never mind his yearsf"
was suggested.
Indeed ! would" answered Mrs. Cor
ton. she should thoroughly understand
the man, though. She should be In
thorough sympathy with him and his
work and must have the greatest affec-
ton for him before she really osn love
him."
DR.. 0orton was looking after the
chubby twins during most OF the In
terview with the mother. but he came
In every once In while to encourage his
wife by look or suggestion. When the
talk had ended the Doctor was asked
what he thought Of Dr. OsIer's Views on
killing a man at sixty-three.
DIR. Osler had q good deal to back
him up" the doctor replied slowly. But
his declaration was too sweeping. He
maintained that a man brought out tho
best that was IN himself before reach
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Coal Miners IN strike Out Of SYM
pathy for Mine Mules.

Sympathy for mine mules has caused
ssventy-hvs men Of the Morgan Run
colliery at Coshocton. O.. to 60 ON striks.
The men stated that they did not think
the mules received proper trea .ment,
and say they will remain on strike IN
til assured the mules will BE- humanity
treated
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WORLD WANTS Work woSDn,ss
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<< srAkrY IN AGE bssOeen cosns hsrc
there lace end fAsvs xrderseord,uo
s0scos e~S sympathy NV husband whes
90 weres and forty there u moe
thoroughly hoppy pomo~ n the Word than L."
Of the tvins vbo.. oo,r,
Greater New YorA and the medical thrill said TO
m EVENING World reporter today.
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natural esioi.. Of the hair imSsdiaisiy. Fo,ios
ds.ird sh.ds can Ss gwen. TSIs method iss,ss
the hair eoit and vslvety. cVs iassinG color that
70 not STICKY. dos not rub OF and IL 90 uatirni
your hair MAS ever gray or Add.
The Queen Gray Hsir Rss,orw rsquirp but sns
svicst'ons. and, - Il 4. % esy to M, ths bssf
hsi, drs.ssm rely upon nd recgssmsad y %
and csp he obtained from ths leadins d5u9 "a
'~',--~<~t atures thrrr,KNnyH the cosfuSvy
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year ago there was no uttle ob5ecuon
from the doctors children BY Q former
union. The parents and sisters Of the
bride were pleased. The couple were
oontsntj moreover. they we're perfectly
happy. They are twice - happy to-
day. v tnat v possible. The doctor
wanted . boy, the offspring of Q =.
foot union. who could GARRY on the 8. =
work IN medicine TO which hs had de-
voted his ufs. He asserted there would
b . boy. There y . bsy. and the boy
has . sister.
The Doctor believes tha& As has the
secret Of determination Of ss1." said
the happy mother to-day N her pretty
homo ct No. 90 Eis'Suth street. .
stones throw from Prcsrsos Park.
Brooklyn He said We were % have
boy and ooincidsd with him. wished
for the boy ell along. too. to help the
Doctor The bog came. The sister came,
too. and she y just ~ welcome end
viii rsosivs just o. much love and oars
% her brother Don't they LOOK alikef-
only the boy. you see. v more masou.
line. He has . big nose. hasn't hsf
And that's the irst time his hsts haven't
been doubled up. Nee Halns to b a.
greaslvs."
TAKES aftsr hs father" Wa sus-
Gssted.
ogrs AooaEssIvs sp,RIr FROM
HER, SAVE MOTHER.
II don't know chest that" the mother
said laughingiy. ''Dr. oersUa y every
thing that 10 gooA and kind ed GsntiA
! think baey boy gets most Of that -
grsssivs spirit from his mother"
The bius-sysd mother. with be- pretty
soft brown hair. doesn't look very ~.
grsss,vs, but her whole sisnAsr figure
tssms With determination.
II had not thought Of the married
state" she continued. until ! net the
doctor. I did not think Of u then. !
W. primarily intsadsd ter . musician
and was taught 10 slng. wanted 70 b
q misisoAAry end had concluded that
was my lot In life was happy In the
work and tried 10 DO good for others,
ussd to sin1 In the Tombs and other
prisonA ana the thought We were re-
lsviug. In Q measure the sorrows OF
others WAS Q very pleasant one. But
after q time the work had . DEPRESSING
eject on me. particularly when re-
msinsd away from Il for . while.
II induced my father to let me learn
stsnography. without any dsAnits idea
Of the use I was going to make OF my
sw Accomplishment I had some prao-
Toe In the courts and grew proncisnt
n the work. Then ! met the doctor.
We was getting up history a medicine
nd I was Engaged to help him. took
own bis notes and made copies Of his
,anuscrtpts. I seemed 90 much In gym
ashy with him that the work grew to
. . real pleasure.
q caught his idiosynePaniss and wss
enabled to get ahead With ne work
,uch faster. had to copy sxtraots
rom the German. Latin md Other Ian
guasss. The Doctor said that whils .
schoisriy mind shsuid b necessary for
that kind ot work my sympathy with
Aim made W for my lack n the higher
education.
The doctor SAID that IN consequence
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TRUNKS & BAGS. In Both ssor.a

Dress Trunks, hard fibre bound.
strapped with best leather. fitted with d.
vided and dress trays. 81, SO. SO and 20
inches former price 1870 to l2.so $40
Steamer Trunks, hard fibre bound.
strapped and riveted. SO. SO and 20 inches.
former price s.2s to Gas 6.76
Russet Cowhide Bags,-saddlsr sewu.
reinforced corners, leather lined. inside
pockets. Sizes l6. II and 10 inches.
value 500 8.70
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MAYOR FIGHTS
OLD BLUE LAWS
81 FOR MONTCLA|R
Council In All-Night 'Wrangle
Over Plan to Tighten
Sunday Closing.
ENDS IN DEADLOCK.
Hardship for the Poor Man,
Says Hlnck, to Stop Sale
Of Soft Drinks.
ENDS IN DEADLOCK.

tDvssssi - rhs D,suans w~,a.,
o0ocTrCUAAaR, n. J.. May n -fMs
01sra-sonsssvativs wing Of the Mont
Glair Council which has succeeded In
Osss,ins the dog and the rooster. ban.
~ the nisht-howsinG pussy oat. bar.
shg tAs MOVING picture. deodor!sins
nis and dsnatsrinG that. until all the
Wels world hnOws THAI Moatciair u
00oh Dlaos uks unto which there 10 no
OeAsF. has struok . snaG. n has me,
exposition n ~ attempt 70 apply che
01Dasnt blue iswo 70 Sunday oaosing.
ooA0or Alnoax and . few aliiss vail not
UoanA Or styaining the Sunday s,esins
eAumb-osrews any tightsr.
ne M0aoolair Council began dsba tina
- nsw sunday dosing ordinance as II
y ~ iast night. and the debate wa
can = prosrsss at . A. N. At aso. with
- epuset table split down the middle
orea ehs terrific pounding q ssts. there
~ . deadlock. and the subject was
oAAieA for another meeting. Mayor
Dad. souadsru the deadlock Q victory
90 yrophssiss thss bsors he and -his
So1lsals ere finished the blue laws will
Aavs 6ssa beaten to . pulp.
The casual visitor TO MontciAir will
0ssdee how the Sunday closing law In
at ~ village an be strained any
e0sthsr. No liquor 10 sold within the
TAR prsoiasts Of the town. ssvs In the
sneeusivs xoatclair Club. on the Sab
baaA. There are no dance hans. tho
eerss. moving picture sstsbiishmsnta
Punch anA Judy bocths. shooting gai-
tuses o. penny -ths-slot machines 70
eosa Y there were . liberal law.
THEY CELL SODA WATER
81. rttGRg ON SUNDAY.
Whe4. stsa, 10 isftf you may ssk.
11se. thsni Toe cream 10 sod In Mont
elair on Sunday. likewise chewing g'sm
- tAMy. also sarsaparilia, not To
osatioa loiiypops and ismon baAls. PEA
nuts and peppermint sticks. Yss. alas!
end the vile weed has also bsen e.
polsA tor sAls. This Aslnous tranic he's
6esn going on tor. yea, these many
years Children on tassar Wv 10 Sunday
School have been caught In the fslontous
aet Of sQuanderinG the pennies they
should have put IN the plate. Adults
hare been seen coming out of ios cream
parlorv flushed with exhii ,ration. DOG
sS,ly by the slooho, "a Of D. cant.
.e,taIr 4. tha unhoiv h~vsra~.. thsv
- ,-,.Ss,.S
~. ~,,s ,. A..
N"' ponee so"se "s 0ounc''
eag out the OLD biuc Laws In executive
eession two weeks ago and last night
M the tentative ordinance oefors
Mayor Hinck and the full council. Tho
~ law would close everything bu ,shs
aAv>rv stsa,ass. sarnxss and presartption
~e.rt..- - The arn~ .,or.. No .ho,
..-s..,s.
49,"
W VEN ~ eSoI sa ~
W0e& SeturoAy nisnt ana early Mon
~ nornahS. ~ soon - Mayor Hipok
~ aheorbsd the idsa d the thing he
1naDeA 70 his fest and discharged IN
epaAorienl boubshsll that stupafisd the
~a1r.-oen.ervativs councilman.
~. 1. ~. mat r,A,r.,,ou. thin, 7
=. S.s.n "fsn.s .,
~. -. 80. - 49, Nv,
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YOUR HAIR
Simple Way to Quickly Re-
store Natural Color.

1t b not difnc,,ls
70. Wtnrs youthful
!SsS M M., SniS - II
ThsN su. 0any
4s snA stsins ~
Commended Tor ouior.
Ing the hais, bug Z
newly disooysrsd pssp-
Gation, The oussn
Gray Hair RastorST,
mctb I'll desirpd
nssls and has none
q the o6jpuons u
tf's old. fAshionsti hair
GStnir ,,sss.Ss.-s.s::
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Atlanta Gets Presbyterians.
LOUISVILLE. May A.-AtlantA, Ca,
~ ssleoted to-day a. host for 1913 Gen.
erai Assembly Of the Northern Prssby-
ongzAA Chnsuk
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Mother of Eugenic TWins Tells Hou She
Mrs. Bertha Carton, Mother of Brooklyn's Wonder
full Babies, Surrenders All Cure of Her Man.
Child to Aged Husband Who viii
Mould Hin, for Life Work.

She IL Only Half a. Old az He. but Says "Disparity
in Age Doesn't Count Where There Is Lore"
They Didn't Plan for Girl, but Kno,u
She'll Be a Great RefOrn,er
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
Board of Aldermen Meet.

The Board Of Aldermen met in specia
session on Monday evening, April 10Th
with His Honor, the Mayor. presiding.
West Third Street was ordered to b,
paved, and N. J. Wilson and Sons were
awarded the contract to furnish tht
sewer pipe.
1t was ordered that the street be pavec
with brick and the curbing to be of con
crete, the work to be done by the city
under the supervision of the city engi
neer Mr.. Emory {. Crum will get the
prices on the brick for paving the street
and the contract will be awarded at Z
later meeting.
The Mayor was instructed TO orde,
the road oil needed for the oIlng of thi
macadam streets in the city.
The Mayor then reported two cases oil
narrow escape from death at the cross
ing of the Northern Central Railroad al
Second street The City Attorney wal
instructed to take the matter up with thu
railroad officials
One OF the compliments is Mr. ChasI
r. Price. The other was unknown II
the Mayor The City Attorney was il
structed to investigate the facts in Till
case, and will then determine upon tn
steps TO be taken
The school board was given permiJ
sion TO tap the water mains to supply tn !
new high school building with water fc
ordinary use and for fire protection.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
Arcanumites Name officers.

AT the annual session Of the Graz
Council OF MARYLAND, Royal Arcauur
held at is West Saratoga street, Bal
more, representatives. we're present fro
Baltimore, Hagerstown, Easton, Car
bridge, Centreville. Cumberland. Lon
coming, Salisbury. Frostburg, Mou
Airy, Frederick, Westminster. Havre {
Grace, Berlin, Annapolis, Snow Hi
Elkton and Chestertown.
After briei opening session the Graf
Council adjourned for a banquet. SpeecI
es were made by Supreme Represent
tive Alonzo G. Walsh, Frank M. Cid
and Wilbur f. Smith.
The following officers and committe|
were elected tor the ensuing year:
Grand sent-Frank NJ Cline.
Grand Vice Regent-Charles E. XII
KEEL
Grand Orator-P E. Graft
Past Grand Regent-Tames Nd
Trippe.
Grand Secretary-Wilbur F. Smith.
Grand Treasurer-D. !. Tuyenal.
Grand Chaplain Rev ID. B. w
! stead.
Grand Guide-Ioseph E. Cruise.
Grand Warden-C Clarence G. Mullii
Grand Sentrv-Dr Robert w. Price
Grand Trustees-Isaac /. Price, Got
c. Flowser and Oscar T. Sewen
Representatives to Supreme Counc
]. Nice Trippe and Richard T. Bad
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Y. Owens
Charles Hokendorp
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
The Templar Conclave.

Much interest is manifested by the Citi-
zens OF Frederick iE seeing the 42nd an
nual Conclave of the Grand Command
cry, Knights Tempar of Maryland, TO
be held in this city, May 6-S next, a great
success. Practically all of the principal
stores and business houses will be deco.
rated aud this city will be in gay attire to
greet the visitors.
Decorators of York, Pa, arrived in
Frederick ana started work of trimming
buildings. Many Of the places Of bust
ness will do their own decorating as will
also many Of the residents Of the city. 1t
is hoped all the houses along the line of
march of the parade viii display some
trimmings or have flags floating TO the
breezes rom the windows.
Market street will be a court of honor.
Lights will be strung on the wires Of the
Frederick Railroad Company On the
poles. bunting will be the decoration,
aud shields will be placed. On Church
street the reviewing stand Will be erect
ed This will be decorated with Templar
colors. black and white.
The interior of the Temple will be
prettiy trimmed. Crosses aud crowns
and the American colors will be seen
everywhere. In the landing, cards will
be placed TO designate the different
rooms in the building
THIS week will see the final preparation
for the Conclave. All the committees
are hard at work on the plans, and every
thing points TO one OF the largest and
most successful affairs ever held here.
The first event of the week will be the
drill by the drill corps Of jacques de
Molay Commandery. This exhibition
will be given on West Church street.
The visiting communicates will arrive
on Tuesday morning.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
Adams Express Denounced
Senator Rayner

Senator Rayner, in the United 81
Senate, denounced the Adams Exp
Company as one of the most oppres
monopolies in the country. He said
1t had escaped prosecution in the &C
in Maryland for years and that a spt
enactment had been necessary to r,
the company in his State.
At the same time the Senator intro
ed a bill making it possible to serve
process upon the express company
giving it legal status before the cot
The Adams Express Company, i'll
explained bv the Senator in his brieI
singing address to the Senate, is a
stock association, and as such cannd
sued as either an individual, as a cor|
ration, or as a partnership in the Fed
courts. He referred, in this connect
to the recent decision Of Judge IIollil
OF the Federal court, in which an ord
the Interstate Commerce Commi]
could not be served against the AID
Company on account of the characi
its organization
Such a law as proposed, the Sci
said was modelled after the Mary
statute
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03

The seventv-seventh Great Coun
The Improved Order Of Red Men gu,
ed It's annual council FIRE at Western
after two days session, to meet
year in Baltimore. The following of
we're elected for the ensuing year. q
prophet Henry l. Bennett, Freds
great sachem, Thomas FL II Bl
ST. Mjchaels; great senior Sagad
lobn w. Walker Baltimore;
senior sycamore. II r. StumH
Black Hawk Tribe, Westernport;
chief OF records, Or. !. G.
Teton, Baltimore; great keepeI
wampum, Albert l.. Baker, Balti1
representatives to Great Cound
Charlestown, S. c., short term, Wi
A. McAllen, Snow Hill, long term, j
f. Porter, Annapolis, and Henry l..
nett, Frederick
At the meeting the great chiefs
raised to their respective stumps.
most Of the time was taken up with
vision Of the general laws and with
tine business.
The visitors were treated with
hospitality. Many were taken on
mobile rides.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
A Change Of Direction.

A gentleman was walking through the
darkest Africa" section of Danvile,
Virginia, when he heard a terrible racket.
Investigation disclosed colored woman
foarfnlly belaborng her husband, who
ass shonting for mercy.
III my good woman, you mustn't
do thar exclaimed the man.
"Why mustn't | do dat?" angrily de
handed the woman. Amt he mai
husbanp
Even if he is your husband you have
no right 10 beat HIM him that way.
What has he done?"
Whats he dun? Why, he's dun LEI de
chicken house do open an all den
chick ems got out. OATS whit he dun.
Wen, thai isn't serious" said the
a~;laman, Il wouldn't beat him any
# were you Besides the chick
will all come home"
Cum home!' snorted the woman
"Huh! Dem chickens will all go home. .
-Danville Advocate.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
Two Refused Liquor Licel

Monday morning, May 29th, j
Uruer and Motter heard the pr
filed against the granting Of Is
Charles E. Hull who 5 20
saloon at the corner arke
Fifth streets, and James Il. Wa
who desired TO again conduct a !
in Chapel Alley, between Third
Fourth streets The protest a
Hull'was made by the residents
the locality in which the saloon i
be located. The protest against
field was brought by the Free
County Anti-Saloon League. After
ing all Of the testimony the cour
nounced that neither would be { Al
license.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
GRAND Ju1 ' presents Parks.

The Anne Arm 1unty grand jury
presented Mr.. Thomas l.. Parks, Re
publican member Of the House of Dele.
gates from Balt.mor tho charge
OF attempting Cal
vim w. Chew, OF Carroil county, to alb
sent himself from the House on the cru
cial roll on the Local Option Bill. Mr.
Parks was presented after Mr. Chew had
appeared before the grand jury and had
been grilled I, over an hour.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03

may be, just as well as it can be done,
nor mechanically, but with a whole heart.
If it is a round of household duties day
after day, make it pleasant BY scattering
CLEANS Of sunshine all along the way.
Let the arrangement of your table be a
bit of artistic grouping, make ii picture
with a new setting every day 1t really
does not cost much 10 be happy if we
only know how.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
No. 81

fight, and the people Of the State Of Ne.
braska his home State, have answered
that question by declaring for the Hon
orabIe Champ Clark for President, and
making Colonel BRYAN one Of the del
egates at large and instructing him 10
vote for Mr.. Clark So Mr.. Bryan is for
MIR. Clark and that settles If.
CHAs. A. EDWARDS.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03

Ex-Judge of the Orphans Court,
Jacob M. Birely, and Professor Lynn
Stephens, of Brely's Palace of Music,
are on business trip to Union Bridge.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03

THE COMFORT OF A LINEN SUBTITLE woman
who appreciates the comfort of linen will find here
Just the kind please her for the
fabrics and perfect models Linen Goats and Crash Coats
have also become very popular this You will get
your moneys worth of Of these sensible ervceabe
garments that can be any dress.
MAKE YOUR HOME COZY CORNER.-Let us
show you the draperes curtains and fXings that will
change the appearance of any i'll your home Plain
scrms of which you make anything from pin
cushion to lace curtains bed spreads White or Ecrue
Scrims of madras we'll the novelty stripes and
paid all and exclusive designs to be found only at
this shop Coored Scrms Of conventional and floral pat
of many coors and designs. Swiss Curtains with
lovely coored borders the all white kinds OF many diff
feren styles and prices ranging from soc to $500 pair
Net curtains in white that trimmed in braids
aces OF many different ideas prices ranging from
$14S and higher Irish Point Curtains in white ecrue
the finest dressy curtain be had We have them at
right prices The largest line Of Art Donims be
anywhere YOU will find in this department and they can be
used for many purposes
JOHN .. HENDRICKS ora.
jan. tr'saa
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03
Crude H. A {
Thoughts IlOLIlb De,
As They to
Fail hDaIn Mo
From the OII CIC As
Editorial Ioir
Pisa.so, Depart e. e..
Evening Eve
Reveriss. mHnt lid

We all know the man, the mere grip of
whose strong hand puts new life and
strength into us and the woman whose
brave, CHEEKY smile-amidst disappont-
ment and troube-makes us ashamed
to despair and to give up And why
should we not resemble them? 1t is GER.
tainly better to be like a bright cheerful
fire, at which our friends can warm and
revive their dropping hearts than like
the proverbial wet blanket which can
eflectually put out the flame of love and
hope.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03

What scene can be more lovely on
earth, more like the heavenly home, and
more pleasing to God than that of a
pious family kneeling with one accord
around the home altar, and then uniting
in their supplications to their Father in
heaven? How sublime the act of those
parents who thus kneel and pray for the
blessings of God upon their household.
How lovely the scene of a pious mother
who gathers her little ones around her
at the bedside and teaches them the
beauty of PRAYER, And what safeguard
is this devotion against all of the machi-
nations of Satan. 1t gives tone and in
tensity to their affections and sympathies
it throws sunshine around their hopes
and interests; it increases their happiness,
and then takes away the poignancy Of
their grief and sorroW. 1t availeth much,
therefore, both for time and eternity.
lis voice has sent many a poor prodigal
home to his fathers houses. It's answer
has often been. This man was born
there" This child kneeing beside its
pious mothers knee, and pouring forth
lis innocent prayer to God must attract
the attention of the heavenly host and
receive into its soul the power Of a new
life.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-05-03

A story is told of a married lady who
compared her husband to a handsome
piano lamp that he had presented to her
Her husband felt quite flattered until she
mentioned the particulars OF the re-
Semblance. We'll" she said, ''vou
know my dear, that it has great deal of
brass about it, it is handsome 10 look
at, it is not remarkably brilliant, requires
a great deal of attention. it is some times
unsteady on its legs, liable to explode
when it is halffull, flares up occasionally
is always out at bed time, and is bound
TO smoke"