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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
IT IS CRIMINAL TO NEGLECT
THE SKIN AND HAIR

Think Of the suffering entailed by
neglected skin troubles-mental be-
cause of designation, physical be-
cause of pain. Think Of the pleasure
of a clear skin, soft, white hands, and
good hair. These blessings, 80 essen
tial to happiness and even success In
life. are often only matter of little
thoughtful care in the selection OF
effective remedial agents. Cutcura
Soap and Ointment do SO much for
poor compilations, red, rough hands,
and dry, thin and falling hair, and cost
80 little. that 1t is almost criminal not
to use them. Although Cuticura Soap
and Ointment are sold everywhere a
postal to "Cuticura," Dept. q L. Bos'
ton, win secure a liberal sample OF
each, with s2-page booklet on skin
and scalp treatment
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
wsnted-A Handhold.

Rendering Mike heayed such q
eep sigh that his CON panion was
mied to ask him what the matter
was Just thinking about bad
70 q and the wonders Of science. /"
W the answer. This earth is spin
d { round Eastern a railway train
= ind time"
Well We amt fen OF yet"
No. But think OF what a conven-
hre Il would be II we could have
gne place to grab on to while de ter
nmy sid under our feet until de
, &c We wanted to go to come along"
ffoulh's Companion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
Discovers Odd Frying Pan

Esprit and the following inscription:
Here lies the magnificent Prince
King Louis XIV. King of France and
of Navarro Requiescat In pace
II was evidently the plate which
had been attached to the coffin OF
Louis XIV. and when the vaults, OF
the Bourbons at Saint Denys were
rified BY the populace in 1898 Il had
been carried OF. lifted with handle
and turned into frying pan II is
now in the Cluny Museum; the handle
has been removed. but the three holes
remain showing where It was attach.
ed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

Tie Scot has no monopoly Of domes-
i, slIclty, as many a piquant para
rsh bears witness. The other day
nfId farmer and his wife were do
kf the sights Of a provincial town.
al among ether places they visited
D. porama OF South Africa.
ne views we're extremely interest
kl and the couple were enjoying
liglselves to the full. AS scene after
,fs passed. the woman's enthusi-
6,a Increased, and at length, turn
ts 10 her husband. she exclaimed.
I'm, Sandy. this is really splendid.
uuId fist sit here all my days"
"A. weel. Jennie. woman" replied
Sniy, to the mirth of those sitting
aHf lust sit you still there: I'll not
s1lse the saxpence."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
THE LITTLE WIDOW
A'0hty Good Sort Of NeIghbor to
Have.

a little widow. neighbor Of mine.
Nsaadeo me to try Grape-Nuts when
stomach was so weak that It
oe'e not retain food of any other
writes grateful woman, from
r. Befnardino Co, Cal.
1 nd been III and confined 70 my
Win fever and nervous prostra-
% lof three long months after the
"a q my second boy. We were In
,PAh until the little widows advice
uoesht relief
hked Grape-Nuts food from the
sAnng, and In an Incredibly short
~ Y gave me such strength that /
s ssle to leave my bed and enjoy
.nree good meals a day. In 2
las my weight increased from IS
50 pounds. my nerves had steadied
and l felt ready for anything.
ae'shoors were amazed to see me
!. ~ g rapidly. and still more SO
-, 20 toey heard that Grape-Nuts
- nsa brought the change.
y tyear-old boy had eczema very
49, st spring and lost his appetite
which made him cross and
$3.50. put him on diet of Grape.
which he relished at once. He
o'sd from the beginning. the &c
~ disappeared and now he is TAT
81. ',sy with delightfully."- soft, clear
~ re Grape-Nuts diet did 1t. / viii
- y answer all Inquiries. Name
r'' sa By Postum Co, Battle Creek
w :, the little book, THE Road te
in pkgs. There's reason.
-, .fesd the above letserf A new
~ -.pe.rn from tiIae 10 time. The,
Al,r<s,' true. asd full Of husaaI
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
MADE IN DIXIE
BY DIXIE PEOPLE

For the AILMENTS of DIXIE and
good anywhere. For Headaches, Sour
stomach, Constipation, Biliousness
try ONE Bonds Liver Pill. Keep your
Liver and Bowels right and you keep
well. ONE little PILL at bedtime will
usually relieve nine-tenths of all all
ments. You wake up well. All drug
gists, rs cents. Insist on BONDS
PILLS. No other lust as good"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
Precise.

The proofreader on small middle
western daily was a woman of great
precision and extreme propriety. One
day a reporter succeeded in getting
into type an item about Willie Brown,
the boy who was burned In the West
end by live wire"
On the following day the reporter
found on his desk frigid note ask
ing. (which Is the west end OF a
boy?"
1t took only an instant to reply
THE end the son sets on, Of course"
Ladies' Home Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
The Sweet Gum.

The emulation you see clinging to
the sweet gum tree in the summer
contains a stimulating expectorant
that will loosen the phlegm In the
throat. Taylor's Remedy OF Sweet
Gum and Mullen cures coughs, Group,
Whooping Cough and Consumption.
At druggists, 25c., soc. and $1.OO q
bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
4. Knew His Business.

Proprietor OF Millinery Store-Why
didn't that lady buy anything?
New observation-disclosures We hadn :
got what she wanted
Proprietor-You'll kindly remember
in future. miss. that you're here to
sell what keep. and not what people
want!-Londop Opinion
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

Mrs. Knicker-Do you understand
baseball?
Mrs. Bocker-No; but / understand
Williams remarks to the umpire; it's
the same thing he says at breakfast
Puck.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
lust 70 Make Sure.

How shall express my sentiments
towards you?" said the young man.
tenderly.
ION paper, please said the girl.
Then there can be no chance of your
wriggling out Of IT,"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

when you hear two men talking so
loudly that they can be heard In the
next block, they are talking about
something they know nothing about
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

Many people have receding gums. Rub
Hamlins Wizard Oil on gums and stop the
decay; chase the disease germs with q
mouth wash of few drops to a spoonful
Of water
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
Touching.

Jennie-Everything he touches
seems TO turn to gold.
Jim-Yes; he touched me today for
a reign.-London Opinion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

After a woman living in small
town has visited in the city for a cou-
pie of weeks she calls her hired girl
a maid.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
A Bern ouIbbler.

Didn't tell you not to shoot any
nll on this place."
fassus," replied Uncle Raspberry.
lon done tole me an | done heard
p Dis ain no quail. Dis is a part
lissr
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

First Student tat football gamel-
Why dont they use the v forpa,iony
Second Student-They lost their We
on last weeks game.-Judge,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

Il hear the head of that multimil
lionaire trust was hung in efigy.
'Oh. where2-
-On his parlor wall"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

Even though they are all cast in the
same mold, the size Of dollar de-
ponds on how many Of them you
have.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

! znt until a man reaches the age
aseresion that he discovers he can
Hsa good time withour suffering for
he next morning.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

And a kiss in the dark is one kind
of an electric spark.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

The fellow who goes around looking
for trouble generally meets somebody
who takes him at his word.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

A woman c.lres not who makes the
money, just SO she can spend 1t.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

If you wish. beautiful, clear. white
clothes, use Red Cross Bah Blue AT al
good grocers.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

Mrs winsiowa Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the gums, reduces innamma
aon. allays pain. cures wind collie, 25c q bottle
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

Only a good man can believe thas
a woman is better than he is.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA -. -,

Take the Old Standard GROVES TAsTEl- sSe
Chilli TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle.
showing AZ Is simply Qulnine and Iron In tasteless
form, and the most enectual torul bor gfo"b
people and children, 20 cents
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05
New View Ct It.

IT envy the man who believes that
superstition about Friday" said Mr..
Growcher.
Il consider 1t depressing"
mot at all. A man ought to be
mighty comfortable who can feel sure
there's only one unlucky day In the
week"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-01-05

"Why-you see Diundereo
George. Mrs walton's not here"
"Ohi" AIMS monosyllable was
comprehensive. The scene before
her became a tragedy She noted
the absence of a button on Georges
coat-the apparent embarrassment
Of the big man who was trying to I'LL
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
VIOLATE GARBAGE ORDINANCE.
L. Martin Arrested but Released on
the Payment of the Costs.

/ Lawrence Martin, head of the Ke-
nosha Garbage Company, was arrested
on Thursday evening by Special Of
fcer M. F. Barber, charged with vio-
lating the city ordinance against the
dumping of garbage in the city. Mar
tin was charged with having dumped
load of garbage on property owned
by the Simmons Mfg. Co. He was in
court before Judge Randall this morn
ing and paid the costs In the action.
City Attorney Slater declared that the
city had no desire to prosecute these
cases to the limit but simply desired
to force the garbage men to desist
from dumping garbage in the city. It
is declared that similar action will be
taken against all collectors of garbage
who dump the refuse within the limits
of the city. Many complaints have
been made by property owners in diff
ferent parts of the city and the
board Of health is determined to put
an end to the nuisance.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
HIXoN PRESENTS LINKS.

Gives Eighteen Hole Course to La
Crosse Country Club.
The future Of the La Crosse Country
club is assured for thirty-tive years
to come by one of the finest gifts
ever announced in the state to a NUM-
cipality. Joseph M. Hixon, well
known to all Wisconsin golfers, .un-
ner up in one state championship event
and always a contestant to be feared,
with his mother and the Campbell
Land company, has presented to the
city for park purposes the famous
tract including Granddad Bluff, which
towers over the country club links
and the city further west. Under the
terms Of the gift, which means $780,
600, the Country club retains the pre-
sent grounds for thirty-five years, af-
ter which it is presumed that the land
will be so near the heart Of the grow
ing city that it will no longer be fea-
sible for use for golf links, and will
be turned into public park.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
Uses Of Uranium,

There Ia considerable popular inter
est in uranium in the United States on
account of it's connection with ra-
dunn. Very little uranium is mined
In this country, except as It is incl
dentally taken out in mining carnot-
tie for vanadium, according to the
United States geological survey. In
1911 the uranium mined amounted
to about twenty-one and two-tenths
tons. A few hundred pounds Of pitch
blende was mined from the German
mine. at Central City, Colo, but this
material was not sold, as it was said
to have been used In experimental
work. The extraction of radium has
been attempted in the United States
by several persons and firms. Some
of these have given up their efforts,
but others are still at work. Uranium
is employed principally for making
yellow glass, for yellow glazes on
pottery, and in a less degree as a
chemical reagent. Yellow glass made
with uranium oxide is known as
"opalescent.' Direct light shining
through it gives a yellow color and
indirect light a greenish yellow.
Some OF the firms which have at
tempted to use uranium in the manu-
facture Of steel have abandoned such
experiments, the claim being made
that 1t apparently imparts about the
same properties as tungsten, and Ia
very much more expensive.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
USES RAMBLER AUTO
Publicity Agent for San
Francisco Exposition
Making Long Trip
WILL BOOST Big EXPOSITION

Thirty-seven hundred miles OF pub.
Lefty and chain of working organi-
cations, all promoting the big San
Francisco fair, is the undertaking Just
begun by G. w. Armstrong, one of the
officers Of the San Francisco Chamber
of Commerce, who has started on a
tour from Boston, Mass, to San Fran,
cisco in the interest of the big Pacific
Coast exposition.
Armstrong has started across the
continent in Rambler Cross Country
and will visit all the principal cities
delivering addresses to the Chambers
of Commerce and prominent business
mems associations of the United
States.
The Rambler is of the 1913 model
and is equipped with the new unit
gasoline and electric motor.
The trip will occupy some months
time and Armstrong will arrive in
San Francisco in time to participate
in the most important preliminary
work which will be done during 1913
Actual work has now been started
ON the administration building for the
fair and the other buildings VIII be
erected in order of their Importance
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
RATS SETTLE AN OLD SCORE
In Numbers They Mutllate a VeIIum
Copy of BrownIng's "PIed Piper
Of HameIin."

Rats invaded Wall street a few
nights ago and made vicious as
sault upon Robert Browning's poem
of the Pied Piper of Hamelin. In that
poem, it will be remembered, the rats
do not have very good reputation.
So far as known, this is the first case
Of retaliation by the rats against
Browning for the hard things he ac-
cused them Of George D. Smith, a
dealer in rare books, discovered the
evidences of the fray early one morn
ing. The particular volume of the
Pied Piper upon which the rats vent
ed their spite was an unusually hand
some copy printed on vellum and IL
Illustrated with quaint views of the Pr
per and the army of rats in his wake
vending their way to the river. The
illustrations and decorated borders
were by Harry Quilter, and the book
was printed in London in 1893. 1t is
not a rare book, but is choice edi-
ton Of TIE "Pied Piper" and very few
have ever been printed on vellum.
The volume was on shelf with some
other vellum books in Mr.. Smiths
shop. All edges of the book from top
to bottom were nibbled down close 20
the printed text end it is q curious
fact that one or two falls Of the rats
In the decorated borders have been
eaten of.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21

the lot and it's surroundings. Houses
OF this sort usually have several dark
rooms and often are not well venti-
lated. In a great many cases they
are not much better than apartments.
OF course, this difficulty might be
avoided by making one fairly large
lot OF two small ones, but frequently
the builder does not feel that he can
afford g. second lot, and he often fur
Their objects to the keeping of large
lawn. But to the normal man the
lawn is the chief joy of the home.
The alternative lie usually to adapt
the house to the lot to sacrifice some
desired feature of the interior ar
rangements, or even a room or two,
in order to attain the really essen
tial light and air.
Now the house here shown is
adapted to lot of small size, and
yet there will be plenty of room for
light and air. 1t Is especially suited
FOR west frontage, giving the sun
shine to all the bedrooms and shade
to the living room, the dining-room
and the kitchen. And every house
wife will agree that shady kitchen
is one Of the greatest comforts inag-
inable.
n H. l. L..
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
Ancient Ennifah School.

Giggleswick school celebrated re
Gently quarter-centenary, because
this 4amous West Riding seminary
though nominally one of King Edward
Wis Grammar Schools" was really
first founded in 1919 By James Carr
chaplain to the ehantry of the
Rood" in Giggleswick parish church
who purchased piece of land for the
purpose from the prior Of Durham
Paley, the author OF the Evidences
of Christianity" was educated al
Giggleswick, where his father was
headmaster. Another famous former
alumnus was Doctor Birkbeek, the
creator OF mechanics Institutes, but
better known to Londoners as the
founder Of Birkbeck college. "A few
years ago the school was presented
with a magnificent chapel Of remark.
able architectural design by Mr.
Waiter Morrison. w estminster Ca
zette.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
GIVE AIR OF DISTINCTION
That the Braided Waistcoat Is to
Remain VIII Be Welcome
Intelligence.

Braided waistooats are in again and
long may they remain in favor, for bet
ter than any other accessory they
dress up and give distinction to a
plain tailormade suit or to a simply
made silk frock. The model which
made the hit belongs to one of the
first Of the Elton jacket costumes, and
any clever woman can duplicate 1t,
for the waistcoat Is merely a sleeve
less bodice of white silk, fastening In
the back, its neck slightly rounded out
and it's front elongated into squared
of little tab extending halfway to the
base OF the hips. Double rows of mar
row colored silk soutache running
straight across the front of the waist
coat, form stripes which are filled in
with other rows of the braid set on
in scallop or pointed effect. The new
waistcoat must always be belted from
below the arms across the front.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21

to go with his wife, said a man VINO
has just got back from spending part
OF his honeymoon in the Austrian cap
ital, according to the New York
Times. My own experience was en-
barrassing, but that of Georgian
who was there during the summer
vas humiliating
81 was told that it was considered
good form for man to offer to buy a
drink for any woman he met on the
street unescorted. If she repelled his
advances he apologized and walked
away, and both were supposed to for
get the incident
THE wife of the Georgian was out
alone one day when an officer. with a
smile, bowed to her and invited her
into a near by cafe. She was indig-
nant and ordered him away. He bow
ed again and went
Later in the day the woman was
out walking with her husband. She
had told him about the incident Of the
morning and he was feeling like al
most any southerner would feel If a
strange man had aecosted his wife.
The same officer passed them and the
woman drew her husbands attention
to him. That was enough for the
Georgian He sprang after the other.
What,do you mean by insulting my
wife?' he demanded, with other words
which some might consider appropri-
ate to such an occasion. Then he
hauled of and knocked the officer
down.
When the Georgian and his wife
reached their hotel at dinner time two
officers were there with orders that
the trunks of the Americans should
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
we All Read ,Em.

Albert B. Kelley, an advertising OK.
pert of Philadelphia, sal in the Mark
ham club, turning the seventy OF
eighty pages-mostly advertising
matter-of weekly.
Advertising is such an art" he
said. that many people actually buy
periodicals as much for the adver
tisements as for the reading matter.
Mr.. Kelley smiled.
Il sat in an editors Office the other
day" he continued, when poet en-
tered.
Clad to see you've accepted that
sonnet of NINE the poet said, fever.
ishIy pushing back his long hair. I
do hope 1t will be widely read?'
It's sure to be, said the editor
It's sure to be. I've placed 1t next
to one of our most striking ads"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21

None but full citizens can vote in
this state henceforth and the law re-
quires that new registration lists shall
be made up before the spring elections.
The officials in charge of this work
have a very important duty to per-
form and the manner in which it is
carried out will be watched closely by
all citizens who believe in protecting
the purity of the ballot whatever their
political affiliations may be. Opinions
as to the effect of the law on the size
of the vote way greatly, but there is
reason to believe that fully thous-
and names will be eliminated from the
registration lists with a consequent
change In the political conditions in
some Of the wards where the foreign
vote has held the balance of power.
However that may be, should be the
determination of every good citizen
who is working for the welfare of this
lefty to do his part to see that the lists
are made up strictly according to law.
A great deal Of confusion and trouble
at the polling places at the next cleo
ton will be avoided by having this
list made up correctly and naturalized
citizens should be first in seeing that
the lists are kept free of any names
that do not belong there. Tt was
shown at the spring election this year
that it is possible to stop most of the
illegal voting. With the power which
the new law gives it should be posi-
bic to stop all of it and that good
work should begin with the making
up Of the registration lists.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21

low. The exterior might be treated
with rough boards and stained, or ce-
ment plaster might be used. It all
depends where the house is to be
built as to the exterior finish.
The front porch is Is feet by 6 feet,
6 inches Entering the house you
pass into a vestibule which opens into
the living room and also into the front
bedroom. The bedrooms, of which
there are three, are IL by 10 feet in
size. The living room is IA feet, 6
inches, by IA feet, and the dining-roon
la two feet narrower '-'1o
mas length of Ia feet. inches, and
a breadth of IL feet.
The total cost of this complete and
cozy little home should not exceed
$1,000.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
Still There

Robert had just received a whip
ping from his mother, who afterward
angrily burst in upon his father as he
was quietly reading the evening pa
per.
II don't know where that child got
his vile temper FROM" she exclaimed,
throwing down book; mot from me,
I'm sure"
Her husband looked sadly and re-
sponded:
mo, my dear: you certainly haven't
lost any OF yours."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1912-11-21
Dancer Slon In Horse.

The appearance Of white In the
eye Of a horse indicates vicious ma
ture, because high tempered horse
constantly looks about, apprehensive
of danger, or desiring to do mischief.
The quick motion Of the eyeball in OPP
posite directions exposes an unusual
ly large surface of the white, which
thus becomes an evidence Of the tenn
per of the animal.