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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
w. Ogden and Maud Porter.

In the Interesting People" de-
partment are sketches and pictures
.of Joe +. Sullivan, a cripple, who Is
the youngest mayor in any American
city; George McAneny. president OF
the Borough of Manhattan in New
York City; the four O'Malley broth
ers, each famous in his line; Daniel
kiafer, one Of the greatest letter
writer's in the world; and Nary Gar
rett, who has done great work for
the deaf
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
A Reasonable Exclamation.

"Well, my little man, have you any
little brothers?"
mo"
"And little sisters?"
mo"
Aren't you sorry?"
"No."
why aren't you sorry?"
Cause a box of strawberries Is
hardly enough to go round in our
family now
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
A Matter OF Pride.

NO said Mr.. Meekton; Il donf
want Henrietta to so into politics"
You are obvious OF her superior en-
ergy."
NO; I'm not Bat Henrietta Is suri
TO rise to Official position, And wheI
| hand her my salary on Saturday
night I don't want to be haunted b.
any doubts whether it is my voluntary
domestic contribution or species o.
municipal graft"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
His Real Meanino

"Crittick read your essay" said De
Riter's friend, "and he insists that
you're beyond your depth"
"Ah" replied De Ritter, 81 thought
he would"
you did? Then you know what he
means?'
Yes; he means simply that | am
beyond his depth. Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
September Woman's Home Com
1,op,nr

The September Woman's Home
Companion is the fall fashion num-
Der, Under the direction of Grace
Margaret Gould, who edits the
Fashion Department, women are
shown how they may dress fashion,
apiy and yet economically. There Is
great variety of fashion articles
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
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Judge and Mrs, w A. Wall and
Mrs. Maude Southall left Sunday
for cypress. III. on account of the
death of William Adams of Wash
ington, u. c., which occurred there
Sunday morning at o'clock. Mrs.
Adams ana two sons Paul and VIII
Fam have been visiting here this
summer, the guests of her brother.
sJudge Wall and sister. Mrs. South
all and Mr.; Adams came a month
ago to accompany them home. Soon
after his arrival he became i'll of
typhoid fever and remained at the
home o. Judge Wall until two weeks
ago when his father and brother at
Cypress, came and took he and his
family to their home. His condition
grew worse until Sunday morning
when he died Ills little son VIII
liam is seriously i'll also,
Rev. Joseph Burgess of Eureka,
H., delivered an excellent sermon
al the Methodist Episcopal church
here Sunday evening. He is a min
'ster of the Christian denomination
He is son of Mrs. Peter Burgess
Of America.
Mrs. William Mulyihill and sons
Lee and Jack, of ST. Louis and Miss
Myrtle Zonne of Cairo, spent SUN
day afternoon with Mrs c. e. Rich
ely and Miss Hattie IIawley.
Mrs. s. Il. IIambleton Of Mem
phis, formerly of this city, arrived
Saturday to visit her daughter Mrs.
Ira Huckleberry of Poplar street,
Mrs. II. Britton OF Mounds is Wis
iting her son c. s Britton and fam
lily of Main street
Misses Edith and Vera Cook Of
Cairo, were guests Of MIR. and Mrs.
Ia. NJ. Arnold Sunday,
Mrs. B. l.. Uicn aud Mrs. Belle
Pland and two sons We're Mounds
visitors Sunday afternoon
Edward Martin OF Cairo spent
Sunday with relatives in the city,
MIR. and Mrs. G. c. Arey and
daughter Vera of Cairo We're guests
Of friends here Sunday,
Miss Ruth Bride. of villa Ridge,
is visiting relatives in the city and
will remain here this week to attend
the teachers institute which con-
Ycnes here Monday
The ladies aid of the Methodist
Episcopal church will meet Wednes-
day afternoon with Mrs j. n. Bow
ers Of Main street
Ed sheerer, Or, Hall Whitaker
and George Parker attended the bail
game at Cairo Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Snyder and
children OF Cairo, spent Sunday witl
Mr.. and Mrs. James Flynn of Third
and Poplar street.
Mrs. Louis iIasenjaeger ana
daughter Lorene Of Cairo, and Mrs,
Joseph Bauer and daughter. Miss
Floy Of near Mounds, spent Sunday
With Mrs, Ed Sheerer Mrs. IIasen-
jaeger was returning to her home
after a week visit with Mrs. Bauer.
Robert Arnold returned home
Sunday from Paducah, where he at
tended the funeral of Mrs Arnold's
aneIe. Mrs Arnold and daughter
will remain there a few days.
Mrs. Carrie Spence spent Sunday
With relatives at Mounds
Mrs. c, s. Britton and son RAY
mond of this city and Mr.. and Mrs.
b. l. Britton of Mounds were guests
Of Mr.. and Mrs. f. A, Bride at villa
Ridge Sunday.
Mr.. and Ms c, f. Richey left
Sunday evening for Barlow where
they will spend today with friends.
Mrs. Ed Sheerer was a Cairo shop
per Saturday,
Frank Wilkerson of Villa Ridge
was the guest of Miss Ruth Bride
here Sunday evening.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
a STUDY In Reform,

THAT man is strong reform agita-
tor"
yes" replied Senator Sorghum;
rbut no sees only the reforms that he
can claim credit for. | don't know
whether to call him great reforme-
or big advertiser"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
Touch on Willie.

George" said her husbands wife,
Il don't believe you have smoked one|
of those cigars l gave you on your|
birthday"
That's right. my dear" replied his
wife's husband. I'm going to keep
them until our Willie wants to learn
to smoke"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

is giving them, the Turks now
threaten to start civil war and
whip each other. Merely for the
sake of peace ii may yet be
necessary for the powers to- push
Turkey off the map of Europe.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

The national committees are pre-
pairing to send out monograph rec
ords of the speeches OF candidates,
accompanied by moving pictures of
the candidates in action. Is this
to be canned campaign?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
His Resolve.

PA, I am going to marry William"
Then you'll make a bad bargain"
"But | want him. Tomorrow he is
coming and | am going to send him to
you"
IF you do, I'll treat him as | have
to do the rest of your bargains"
"How's that, PAP"
'Pll foot your Bill"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
September Wide World

The Wide World for September
contains an interesting selection of
stories gathered from all quarters Of
the globe CAPTAIN A. Fl. Trapmann
relates his experiences while passing
through the Forbidden Country
the hinterland OF Cyrenaica, in
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
What's Goinu TO Hammer.

Chollie--And we have been engaged
for q fortnight now, dear
Mollie--Yes, Cholke.
"And have yeu told your father
about It YETI"
"How mean of you, Chollie! Dojyou
want to have the engagement broken
SO soon?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
plain Wnrrla

"It would be waste Of time for
pretty stenographers to answer tails
advtrtisem eit."
what does II say?"
Wanted-An efic.ent steneGra-
pher by a business man who attends
strictly to business
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

One of he most common ailments
that hard working people arc at
hicted with is lame back. Apply
Chamberlain's Liniment twice day
and massage the parts thoroughly
at each application, and you VIII
get quick relief For sale by ali
druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

A Tacoma suffragette tainted
when asked her age at the registra-
tion booth. They may have the bal
lot. but they are still daughters Of
Eve
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

Government experts are now try
ing to find out what makes the holes
in Swiss cheese. Have they not got
the cart before the horse? The holes
We're there first.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

jority in congress can remove them.
The president is only timid, un-
important individual who retires in
a few years and can be sassed by
anybody, but tornadoes and life
judges are not annoyed very much
by onlookers. We do not have leso
majestic in this country, hut those
mon who have made a few brief re-
marks about the decisions Of fed
eral judge and have worn out a
felon's cell in consequence feel that
in contempt of court we have a sub
stitute which is giving equally good
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
Unreasonable,

"You are unreasonable" declared
the physician,
"Why so. Doc?"
"You stuff yourself with twenty
kinds of rich food, and then kick be-
cause you have to take two kinds Of
medicine"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

Miranda saw you with a gentle
man in an auto last night. only saw
one Of his arms. Did he only have one?
Myrtella-The other was around
somewhere, | guessi
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

The British will vote j. Bruce Is
may a hero yet. He at least saved
one life--his own.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

Vincent Astor says he is not think
ing of getting married. Probably
cant afford it,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

YTg HIS scurril-
II Gus verse
n W as found
scrawled one
morning on the
bedroom door OF
ais majesty, King
Charles II. of Eng
and. The king
read the rhyme,
smiled carelessly
at the Mortified
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

FLOWS that girl whose face you
said was like picture?"
Il called on her just last night. !
intended to propose"
"And did you?"
mo, her face was too much like
negative"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

Poor Jbbles could not tell lie,
Net even 20 his wife,
.4ad maybe THAT'S TIE reason why
thr sd gloomy life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

when the attention of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatement
of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

If you fail to receive your !.
paper by Z a m. on week.
days and s a., m, on Sundays,
telephone to The Bulletin Of
fee, No. SO, either phone and
one will be sent to you by
special messenger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

Women have taken to wearing
mems socks. What next9
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
A Warrior Bold.

Plain Girl-The man that marries
me must be hero
Pretty One-Well. he'd have to be-
Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
Painful.
put out.

The man who doth a-fshing 20
And gets sunburned, the while,
Doth after wear look Of woes
And finds 1t hard to smile.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26
Charles II, the Merry Monarch,
The Press publlah!aE{ a. TT IIhe New Yora word,

Here lies our sovereign lord, the King.
Whose word no man relies on;
tie never says foolish thing,
Nor ever does q wise one"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

Giving Him Benefit of the Doubt.
Ills wife looks as If she had some
secret sorrow"
Yes. bat don't blame him too hast.
lily. Her shoes may be too tight"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

Copyright, 1912 by &c oree Mathew Adams)
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-08-26

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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-11
R|NGWORM BEGAN
WITH P|MP[ES
Spread Until Covered Side of Face.
Red, Rough and in Circles. Itch
ed and Burned. Cuticura Soap
and Ointment Completely Cured.

Campbell. Va.-"I have been troubled
with ringworm on the right side of my face
for six or eight years. 1t began with just
very small pimples in spots and continued
to spread more every year until it covered
the right side of my face. 1t was red,
rough and in circles, and tched and burned
very much 1t was sore when | scratched
my face and it worried me so much couldn't
keep from scratching. 1t looked very bad:
! would hate to so out while it was on my
face. Every one noticed it and some would
ask what it was. tried some home RENE
lies before using Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment, such as - and ---.
] could only find temporary relief until |
began to use Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
| put the Cuticura Ointment on my face
and let it stay on for about an hour and then
j washed my face with Cuticura Soap.
used the Cutcura Soap and Ointment for
one month and | was cured" (Signed)
Miss Virginia Woodward, Feb. 81, 1912.
The regular use of Cuticura Soap for toilet
and bath not only tends to preserve purify
and beautify the skin, scalp, hair and hands.
but assists in preventing Inflammation, irri-
tation and closging of the pores. the common
cause of pimples, blackheads redness and
roughness. yellow, oily. notify and other
unwholesome conditions of the skin. Cuti-
cura Soap (25c.) and Cuticura Ointment
t5Oc.) are sold by druggists and dealers
throughout the world. Liberal sample of
each mailed free. with sap. Skin Book. Adj
dress postcard ''Cuticura Dept T. Boston.
sa-Tender-faced men should use Cuticura
Soap Shaving Stick, 25c. Sample free,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-11
POSTMASTER ELLIOT HIS
LOST SANTA CLAUS ADDRESS

Postmaster Elliot, on behalf not
only of himself but Uncle sam q 5
made a confession this morning that
every child and every parent ought to
give heed 10.
Mr.. Elliot, wise man that he is,
admits thar both he and Uncle Sam
have mislaid the address OF Santa
Claus, this year, and consequently
don't know where to find the old
gentleman. Last year his address
was the North Pole, and all the let
tiers addressed TO him were delivered;
but during the summer h moved to
his workshops at the end of the world
and now the postoffice department is
not sure where he is to be located.
Consequently Mr.. Elliot doesn't
know what 10 do with the letters that
come to the postoffice addressed sim
ply to Santa Claus.
However, Uncle Sam is reliably in
formed that before hiding himself,
Santa Claus took particular pains to
leave his exact address with the
mothers and fathers of all good little
boys and girls, SO, little boy or little
girl when you write a letter to Santa
this year, be sure and give it to papa
or mama to mail, and they will man
G5o a04iChoN 20 send il 10 Santa's
right address.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-11

Gay, and many Hsefgi and beautiful
articles can be obtained.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Haym and Mas
ter Harry Haym viii remove 10 the
Dgiethorpe, the latter part of the
month, where they viii reside in fu-
lure.
>T[
The Kings Daughters viii hold a
sale Of fancy work al the store Of
II. NJ Miller & Son Thursday morn
ing. beginning at O'Clock. The
goods offered for sale will all be most
appropriate for Christmas presents
and the ladies Of the city generally
inVited 10 attend The sale.
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THE sL.ATTERN WOMAN.

NHE STAT ERN WOMAN
I sing me song of the sloVen
OF the woman who has no pride.
Nho does not care
II her uatment bear
saain or spot or snag or tear.
Nor blush TO be caught in the morn
ing glare
With rundown heel and with towsled
hair
With plenty of time, but with none to
spare
FOR little attentions TO keep her fair
In the eyes of the man who found her
Aud wholesome ere
Her charm and freshness died.
She twists her locks in rowzy
knot
Her dressing gown bears a great
grease eliot,
The rip in the back of her sacque
she's forgot.
There's a stain on her skirt and an
ugly hole
in the heel of her stocking, and ona
in the sole
or both her slippers, that plainly
show
The need of rejection at each worn
toe.
Henry Kaufman.
90
Mrs Clyde Brown is visiting IN
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Miss Daisy Scarlet of Macon, will
arrive soon to visit relatives.
90
Miss Ophelia Dent of Howfyd, was
the guest of relatives in the city yes
terday.
Miss Lucille Butts vii spend the
holidays in Jacksonville with rela-
tives.
Miss JAMIE Farmer OF Jacksonville,
will be the guest of Mrs c. b. Irwin
during the holidays.
90
Miss Helen Branham, who is at
tending Wesleyan college, will arrive
Saturday for the holidays.
90
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Gershon of Allan
Ia. and their little daughter, Amelia,
are the guests of relatives in the city.
90
Miss Meta Scarlet will arrive
shortly from Atlanta TO spend the
holidays with relatives here and Fam
cy Bluff
The ladies OF Circles A and E of
st. Marks church. will hold sale Of
fancy work, also cake, bread ami
candy today at Fearrington's drug
store. The sale will be conducted all
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-11
UNLUCkY MILK INSPECTORS.

Atlanta, Dec. 10-City Meat In
spector Wasser is sympatnIzlng to-
day with the old court functionaries
whose duty it was to taste every
d sh set before the king-to see if it
was poisoned before the monarch
partook OF it
Last night he ate some suspected
sausage, to see if the complaint of
j. Fl. Gresbeck was justified by fact.
This morning the inspector is dou-
bled up with excruciating pains. He
says that henceforth he will adopt
some other method of verifying the
presence OF ptomaines in bad meat.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-12-06
Mrs. Theodore Wells Dead.

The following, taken from the local
papers of Hudson Falls, N. Y, will be
read with sorrowful interest by the
many friends of the late Mrs. Wells,
who for some years was a resident of
this town:
MRS. Theodore Wells, one of Hudson
Falls well known and highly respected
residents. died Thursday, November
18th, at 9:l5 a. M, at her home, II
Melburne avenue. The deceased lady
had been in poor health for the past
month, but until few days ago hopes
for her recovery were entertained. She
was GA years of age. Three sons, C. C.
Wells of Middlebury, VT, H. E. Wells
of Washington, Pa, Theodore d. Wells
of New York city, and a sister, Mrs.
Sarah Dewey of Gardner, Mass, sur
vive.
THE funeral was held at two o'clock
Saturday afternoon from the residence,
and the services were largely attended
by relatives and friends. Rev. DR.. E.
r. Sawyer officiated. The bearers were
Harry E. Tidmarsh, Arthur j. Tidmarsh
Orson C. Richards. Willoughby L. Saw
yer, Harvey C. Griffin and William S.
Congdon, and the burial took place in
the Union cemetery.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-12-06
Election of Officers.

William P. Russell circle, No. 5,
Ladies of the Grand Army, held their
annual election of officers on Wednesday
evening, with following results: Presi-
dent, Mrs. Robert Morse senior vice
president, Mrs. Emily Eddy; junior
vice president, Mrs. j. B. holland; Sec
rotary, Miss Florence Eddy; treasurer,
Mrs. j. E. Nash; chaplain, Mrs. William
H. Morcombe, ST.; conductor, Mrs.
Edward Wooster: assistant conductor,
Mrs. L. M. Morrison; guard, Miss
Theresa Wooster; assistant guard, Mrs.
Edward Crannelly; delegates to the
State convention, Mrs. E. E. Jones,
Mrs. Emily Rogers and Mrs. Bridget
Wooster; alternates. Mrs. Sarah holland,
Mrs. Archie w. Watson and Miss
Theresa Wooster.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-12-06

For Sale-A few used pork barrels. Gorham &
Sons.
Home made sausage seasoning in bulk, ready to
use. Gorham & Sons.
Watch our window Saturday. Gorham G. Son
Two car loads of new wagons just arrived, ready
for inspection. l.. o. Allen. 43tf
Get your orders in early for vacuum cleaner.
F. c. Warren. Main street. 15tf
Fresh. home made bread, pies, doughnuts and
rolls every day at Taylors.
Bring your hides and pelts to Piper's Market
Highest cash price Phone 102
new load of sea-green slate just arrived
in different sizes at E. II. Thomas.
Fresh vegetables always hand at ]. X.
Piper's Market. Phone 1O2.
To RENT-Small apartment, very convenient.
Inquire of Mrs. w. j. White, 81 Main st. 44tf
The latest ideas in printing, new type faces and
expert workmanship at Register office.
will buy furs at G. T. Champagne store.
A. L. Austin. 44tMay13
For Sale-Second hand Richard and Boynton
Furnace. r. f. Pinney, National Bank Building.
FOR SALE-Several thousand feet of strictly
first-class hard wood flooring. Jos. Battel In
qure at Register office. 39tf
Special sale on trimmed hats. Monday and
Tuesday. December 9 and 10. Miss Bruya, Dyer
Block.
LOST - Black and tan female fox hound, no
Hamblin, Middlebury. 49t2p
For Rent-Small apartment for light house
keeping. furnished or unfinished. Inquire. Mrs.
E. ID. Twitchell. % College Street. 43tf
If you have money to loan come and tell me
about it. If you wish to borrow money come and
tell me about it. A. w Dickens. 25f
Cut flowers at all times and designs made on
short notice at Hunts greenhouse.
Highest prices in cash paid for pork. beef. veal
and mutton; pork a speciality. Telephone or write
to Rosentha Kobe. Witherbee, N. Y. 48tf
For pension business, etc. and general business
through all departments of the government, col
lections made. Melvin Wilkinson. Notary Public
Bridport
Big stock of ga and other makes of Horse
Blankets. Fur Robes, Fur Coats. Gloves and
Mittens, also fine line of Dash Lanterns. H. D.
Archer. Main Street, Middlebury. VT. 4lt3mos
| For SALE-One Magee Parlor coal stove. two
small fancy Parlor wood stoves. all three in No.
condition, also one old-fashioned mahogany dresser
with mirror. Inquire of r. d. Hope. office &c.
Battell block. 42tf
| DIR. Sanborn wishes to announce in response to
should be sent to DIR. Mobiles Office. Office hours
will be strictly kept from 800 to 900 A. M, and
loo to 2:3O P. NJ. 40
For SALE-White Plymouth Rock cockerels
pure bred; one 10 and one Is gal. jar, two union
pumps. grain bags double manual Mason &
Hamln organ feather beds. etc. II. b. Hagar
81 High Street. 49tf
Ten dollars reward for return of English Fox
Hound, black and tan, white stripe on forehead
and white spot on neck answering to the name
of Holiday. Lost near Pease mountain, Charlotte.
Send any information to Shelburne Farm, or tee-
phone 667, Burlington. 47t3