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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
a DOCTORS SLEEP
Found He Had to Leave Off Coffee,

Many persons do not realize that a
bad stomach will cause insomnia.
Coffee and tea drinking being such
an ancient and respectable form of
habit, few realize that the drug CAT
feine-contained in coffee and tea. is
one of the principal causes of dys
pepsia and nervous troubles.
Without their usual portion of cof
fee or tea, the caffeine topers are
nervous, irritable and fretfu That's
the way with a whisky drinker. He
has got to have his dram Ito settle his
nerves -habit.
To leave off coffee or tea is an easy
matter if you want to try it, because
Postum gives gentle but natural
support to the nerves and does not
contain any drug nothing but food.
Physicians know this to be true, as
one from Ga. writes:
II have cured myself of long
standing case Of Nervous Dyspepsia
by leaving off coffee and using Post
um.' says the doctor.
II also enjoy refreshing sleep, to
which I've been an utter stranger for
20 years.
In treating dyspepsia in its various
types, find little trouble when | can
induce patients to quit coffee and
adopt Postum
The DR.. is right and there's a
reason" Read the little book. The
Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
Postum now comes in concentrated,
powder form called Instant Postum.
1t is prepared by stirring level tea
spoonful in cup of hot water, adding
sugar to taste, and enough cream to
bring the color to golden brown.
Instant Postum is convenient;
there's no waste; and the favour is
always uniform. Sold by grocers-5O,
cup tin 30 cts, 100-cup tin SO cts.
A Soup trial tin mailed for grocer's
name and 2-cent stamp for postage.
Postum Cereal Co.. Ltd. Battle Creek,
Nich.-Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
AS Women R!ay the Game.

Two Kansas City sisters were max
ing a round of calls a few days ago.
There were LaaaY TO be made, and
whenever there was nobody at home
and cards coal:! be LETT With the maid
there was that much gained. One
of the sisters smiled contentedly
when the callers, as had happened
several times hat day, We're informed
that the prospective hostess was
not at home The other sister re,
pressed the smile severely
You mustn't look so pleased when
we don't find them at home" she
said. as they went down the walk.
they may be watching us out of the
window"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
a WONDERFUL nlsc0vERY.

IN this age of research and OK periment all nature
rs ransacked by the and hap
pnessof man Science has indeed made giant strides
least ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS in medicine is that Ut
French Hospitals that It is worthy the attention
81 Those who suffer from kidney bladder
piles &c There Is no doubt. In fact tseems evident
from the big stir created amongst specialists thot
IhERAPlON is destined to cast into oblivion All
those questionable remedies that formerly tho
soe renanGe OF medical men, 1t is of course impos.
IN this short article but those who would like 70
Know more about this remedy that has erected 90
fhoad ssnd Ma @ Fl FREE
london Eng. and decide for themselves whether tSc
Me " French n Remedy TINE No. l, No.
IN vain during life Of misery, suffering iii health
ana umhappiness Therapion Is sold by druggists or
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

Kidney Pills the swelling disappear
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of oodds Kidney Pills. Sew
eral months later he wrote: l have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
lied. Correspond with Rev. e. He's
lop about this wonderful remedy
Dodds Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo. N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Adv.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Perils Of overdeiicacy.

bridegroom gave his best man an
envelope.
'sfIand it to the parson after the
ceremony" he said. but don't do it
astentatiously."
The best man followed instructions.
but it seems that he performed his
task too covertly, for the father of
the bridegroom, after the pair had
departed. believed that an omission
had occurred and quietly pressed a
banknote into the minister's hand.
But he also was too secretive about it,
and before the party broke up the
brides brother felt called upon to
draw the minister aside and thrust a
$10-bill upon him.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Reason for Inquiry.

4 The following alter-dinner story
was related by DIR. Henry Churchill
King. president of Oberlin college, be,
fore the Chicago Congregational club
banquet:
81 was standing out in front of one
of the big exposition buildings at tho
st. Louis fair. when man came out
of the building much the worse for
liquor.
What's the name of thish here
building?' he asked as he recled away.
u told him the name OF the build.
ing
Thanks. he said 4 was just in
it and | wanted 10 check it OF
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Opera in the Boxes.

What was the story of the opera?"
What ] heard ran about like this:
In the first act | learned that Mrs.
Wallaby, the society leader is about
to sue her husband for divorce. In
the second act | learned that Miss
Lolita Plunks Struggled in that ia
nous pearl necklace, and in the third
l heard that Mr. Gerald Pift1e is rap
idly drinking himself to death"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Hayloft-He's studyin' fer doctor.
Wayback-The idea! Is tn doctor
tew lazy tew study for hisself?
They Presented Arms.

Two very charming young ladies
We're chatting in a tramcar the other
evening.
so you've been down to the
campo said one.
yes; and it's splendid down
there"
Did the soldiers have their arms
with theln?"
of course they did You don't
suppose they would leave them at
home, do you?"
Il shouldn't like to be there when
they We're firing. l hate firing"
Why, silly. they don't fire
Don't they? What do they do with
their arms, then?"
why, they put them round you,
of course, and it's ever so nice"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Peter Doubts Recipe for Success.

when am asked" the Mime
apolis Messenger quotes Peter Doubt
as saying, "the secret of success. u"
Surely nobody ever came to you for
that" interrupted his wife, with just
a touch OF sarcasm. Not up to SO
far admitted Mr.. Doubt. calmly.
but some day some one will. Bound
to. Everybody over fifty years of age
is asked, sooner or later, TO say what
he thinks is the secret of success.
And SO when they ask me shall say,
Simply this: If you feel that you
must be born, try to be born lucky"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
SUES UNION PACIFIC
FOR FLOOD DAMAGES

Valley. Neb.. Dec. "A sequel to last
springs disastrous floods along the
Platte river WAS started in district
court Monday by the filing of an $3.50
damage suit against the Union Pacific
railroad
Richard Phillips. owner of so acres
OF Saunders county land just above
the railroad bridge. opposite Valley, is
the plaintiff. He charges that the rail-
road bridge and graded approach
blocked the river channel. and forced a
strong current across his land. The
tract was covered by sand and debris
for depth of from one to three feet
and its value was thereby deprecated
from SIPS an acre to $25. he says.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
DEPRAVED oNAWA MAN
PLACED UNDER BONDS

Council Bluffs. la. Dec. 4-verne
Harrington. of Onawa, was bound over
to the grand jury under heavy bonds,
which he could not give. on Il charge
of soliciting for immoral purposes.
Minnie Lutz, of Sioux City is held un-
der bond as n Witness and the Is
Ncal'-ola girl with them, Gladys An
derson. who Will be sent to the reform
school. will appear as Il witness against
Harrington.
The police say Harrington has serv
ed Two years of a tivc-year term at
Anamosa for l,igamy. He is a son of
prominent Onawa people
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
NEBRASKA sUFFRAGisTs
M q cciNAi AZ nAA AL A


Omaha Neb.. Dec. 4. Nebraska
suffragists met in Omaha today for the
initial sessions OF what is designed to
be an exceedingly practical and bust
ness-like gathering.
Organization is to be the keynote of
the convention and workers of national
reputation are to be present to tell the
Nebraskans how the best results can
be obtained.
Miss Helen Eacker. of Kansas. secre-
tary of the Kansas association. and
chief organizer of the Kansas suffa-
gists, is to be one of the principal
guests of honor. Miss llacker has just
returned from the Philadelphia nations
a convention ard is brim full of prac-
teal ideas for helping the cause. Miss
Mary Williams, of Senesttw. Neb.. is
also To bring report of the Philadel-
plia convention.
An sessions of the convention Will be
held at the city council chamber and
will be open to the public.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Explaining What a snob Really is.

"Uncle Roy, what is snob?"
"A snob, Eddie, is a person who in
herits a great deal of money, goes
abroad and buys himself veneer of
culture, returns home and poses as a
connoisseur of something, and goes
around calling his poor relations par
venues Why do you ask such a
question, Eddie ?"
Because heard Donald's big
brother talking about you this after
noon and he said you were snob."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
The Real Problem.

We'll, dear" said the young hus-
band to his bride, I'll make out the
deposit slip in your name and all you
have to do is to take it to the bank. :"
Yes" she responded, but suppose
want to draw out some money some
day. how will they know which is my
money" -Harper's Bazaar.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

The Doctor Did you hear about
that Methodist preacher's daughter
down south who turned sleuth, hunt
ed up the pcilpochsi who had robbed
her OF ner purse, and finally landed
him in the pelitentiary ." The PROBES.
sor Good for her. She was an NJ
r. sis. with a vengeance. Chicago
Tribune.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

ing. was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
ton. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that it was
difficult to move.
After using 5
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Retort piscourteous.

Stranger docking at the taximeter)
Nine dollars and fifty cents! l told
you l wanted to come in the most di-
rect way. and l think you've been
driving me round about.
Cabby-Round about, Ell? You ought
to have hired an aeroplane.-Judge
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
BURGLARS STEAL GUN

Davenport, la.. Dec. 4.The last of Il
series OF almost nightly depredations
In Bett"ndorf, 4 suburb of Davenport,
occurred last night. when thieves broke
into the office of Town Marshal c. b.
Swingle and stole his gun.
The burglars have been breaking in
to stores and stealing small change
from tills and canned fruit and cigars.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
IOWA MILITARY CHIEFS
STOW UP AIT WASHINGTON

Washington, u. e.. Dec. A. Iowa
guard officers who have come east to
attend the meeting of the National
Guard association nj Norfolk will be
In Washington tomorrow. Adjutant
General Logan. General Lincoln and
Colonel Ernest Bennett. of I)es MONIES,
arr in the party
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
The World Of ELEGANCE.

I'VE never buy anything in this ex-
pensive store. Why do you gaze for
hours at those dummies?"
Well. Edward, one learns from
them much good manners, don't you
know"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
CLARKE TAKES COUNSEL OF
STATE TREAClJREp kanpDnN

Des Mones. la, Dee. 4. \ visit OF
George W. Clark of the state house,
the first since he was elected governor,
resulted in large amount of speeall-
ton. He spent the entire afternoon in
the office of State Treasurer W. W.
MORROW, and did not leave the building,
until after losing time. He announced
that lie WAS not yet ready To name the
long list of men who Will fill positions
under him
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
A CHURCHMAN'S TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa. suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swcl-
len and puffed. He had heart flntter-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie s5c bottle Aav.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
He Answered Truly

Father How is it that l find you
kissing my daughter? Answer me,
sir! How is it?
Young Mainline, sir; fne!-sa-
tire.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
MIDDLE AGED FOLKS
IN AFFINITY TANGLE

Lincoln. Neb.. Dec. 4.--The modest
sum of $4,000 is what Edwin A. Van
derlip places upon the affections of his
wife, which he says ID. I. Barnes. q
wealthy stockman. has stolen from him.
The Nanderlips and Barnes are old
time residents of Bennett, this county.
and all have crossed the 90 year line.
Vanderlip brought suit against Barnes.
asking for $4,000 for the alienation of
Mrs. Nanderlips love. He insists that
Barnes secured this by fatrery and
persuasion that the two have formed
Il conspiracy, whereby each is to OBJ
tain divorce and then marry one an
other. Mrs. Nanderlip. during the pro-
cess, to secure round sum of alilnony
from her husband.
The friendship of Barnes and Mrs.
Vanderlip has been a village scandal
for weeks A month or two ago, Mrs.
Vanderlip's mother met Barnes on the
street and horsewhipped him. AT the
time, he was carrying two pals of milk,
ard in self defense he enlptied the fluid
over the old lady.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

1t is difficult for woman to enact
the dual role of soul-mate and help
mate.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

Constipation causes and seriously asgra
Yates many diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured
by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated
granules. ADV.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
YEAkLE BROTHERS
MARRY TWO SISTERS

I'airbury, Neb., Dec. 3--An unusual
wedding was solemnized at the home
OF MIR. and Mrs. w. F. Banowitz. near
Steele City, in this county. when their
daughters, the Misses Nellie aEd Fran
ces, were married to two brothers.
Homer and Oscar Yeal1le The elder
Of the two brothers married the young
er sister. A double ceremony was per-
formed at the Bonawitx home.
The brides are the daughters of ex-
Sheriff Bonawitz. Of Jefferson county.
and were born and raised in this coun-
ty. The grooms are the sons of Mr..
and Mrs. Isaac Yeakle. The couples
will 60 to farming near Steele City.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
SELECTING Recruits

That's my idea of a pleasant job"
Whats that?"
Scouting for comic opera com
pany"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

Life is grind. but it at least sharp
ems a mars wits.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

End Of . Noted FoIIv-

End OF Noted Folly.
The monocle has long since BEEN
out of fashion in England. and is SOON
to disappear from Paris. which has
been its last stronghold. It was In,
vented by Dutch dandy, and its evil
effects upon the eye were at once
noted by oculists. The monocle first
appeared at the congress of Vienna
in 1914. when it was worn by its in
ventor. One folly, at least. has had!
only about century OF life.
About the only things some fellows
seem able to keep are late hours.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
What Are Her Thouohts?

Gladys has far away look
fiance lives just around the corner"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
They're Simple Folk.

do you think two could live on
my salary?'
Two Fiji islanders might"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Mighty Hard to Feat.
SO you make all kinds of pie?'
Yes; all except humble"
TIRED BLOOD
STARVES THE TISSUES

Copyright 1919 by the Tonitives Coz
Symptoms of Tired Blood in the
tissues are, Loss of Flesh, Flabby
Muscles, Languor, Sallow Complexion,
Debility. Dark Rings around the
Eyes, ETC. These conditions can be
eliminated only by fertilizing and re-
viving the blood stream. Tonitives, the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05
Important TO Mothers

umpOFtaht 10 M0theF8
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, n safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-12-05

IoN!I!!!y!!E ; s:5 +; n; s;;5 IS:
TRED BIZ a nelp the D nongs to-
ment from the food and convert it
into strong living tissues. composing
Brain. Nerve, Muscle, Bone and
Sinew. To those who are suffering
from the effects of over-work. Toni.
tives are especially recommended.
75c. per box Of dealers or by mail.
The Tonitives Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-16
FIRST APPLICATION
DARKENS THE HAIR
A Simple Remedy Gives Color,
Strength and Beauty to
the Hair.

You don't have to have gray hair Or
faded hair if Won don't want to- Why
dock old or unattraotiTe? If YOUR hair
is gray or faded Won can change it
easily. quickly and effectively by.'using
Wyeth's Sage and sulphur HairfRem-
edv Apply a little tonight, and jim the
morning you viii be agreeably sur
prised at the results from q single APP
pication The gray hairs will be less
conspicuous, and after few more ap-
pications will be restored to natural
color.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur also quick
ly removes dandruff, leaves the scalp
clean and healthy; and promotes the
growth Of the hair. 1t is a clean, whole
some dressing, Which may be used at
any time with perfect safety.
Get fifty-eent bottle from your
druggist today. and see how quickly it
will restore the youthful color and
beauty of your hair and forever end the
nasty dandruff, hot itchy scalp and
falling hair All druggists sell it under
guarantee that the money Will he re-
funded if you are not satisfied after
fair trial
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-16

DOCTORS MEET AT EASTMAN.
EASTMAN, MAY ia meeting Of the
Ocmulgee Medical society will be held in
this city on Tuesday, May 81
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-16
GREAT DISTRIBUTION
WILL BEGIN TODAY
Everybody Has Been Clipping
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From the number of Inquiries re-
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-16
Second Twin Enters
Gilleran Comedy.

Hannah Ciifleran," calls the court,
voung woman. about ; feet 6 inches
ian. rosv cheeks. blue eyes black hair,
dark blue coat and skirt and broad
trimmed black sailor hat, pushes her
wav to the bench and bows to the
court
Judge Mayer-Miss, you may go. You
are finished.
Young Woman But, your honor,
YOU didn't administer the final oath of
allegiance to me.
Judge Mayer-yes, miss. that was
the final oath / administered.
Yves. your honor but it was
administered to my sister.
Judge Mayer-What?
First Y. w. approaches
First Y W-Yes, your honor, were
twins.
Second Y. w-Yes, your honor, we're
twins.
Judge Mayer removes glasses and
passes hand over his eyes. Looks
searchingly at the pair before him and
asks Nov, whom have l given the
oath tor
Second Y. W.-Me, your honor.
Judge Mayer-And you are who?
Second w.-Catherine Gilleran.
Pause while courts glance shifts
from figure in blue TO figure in blue.
Court Says: Now. Miss Hannah
Gilleran. raise your right hand"
Oath els administered and curtain
drops as peasants and villagers, rep
resented bX near citizens, gaze on in
open face wonderment.
The two Young women are twins, and
we're born in Roscommor, Ireland. in
I1SS5. They anne to this country in
1900 and fitted themselves as nurses.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-16
Girl So Much Like Sister Court
Nearly Made Her Citizen
Without Oath.

NEW YORK, May 16.-For the first
time in the history of the United States
twins are today in possession of natu-
radiation papers-but it was only after
pulling session in the United States
district court that they managed to get
them. The twins were two comely
Young women Of 26-Catherine and
Hannah Gilleran, both trained nurses,
from Ireland. who nov are citizens in
all respects except that they have not
the right to vote-and that, they said,
they didn't want
The episode. which made Judge Ju-
Illus NJ. Mayer wonder whether or not
he was seeing straight may be best de-
scribed in scenario form:
Scene. Naturalization Court-Three
hundred men. representing every civil
lied country. damned in. Far over in
corner apart, stand two young women,
So alike in features and dress as to re-
semble the proverbial two peas in a
pod.
Catherine Gilleran, announces the
court. young woman, about feet s
inches tall. rosy cheeks blue eyes black
hair. dark blue coat and skirt and
broad brimmed black sailor hat pushes
her way to the bench and bows to the
court. The final oath is administered
and the young woman turns away. A
half an hollr clauses
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-05-16

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