The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-08-02
A NEW MIR. DOOLEY.
Governor Hawley's Son Jess Contri.
butes Some Observations.

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Il Wan day whin OF was afther rum
J magin in me cellar, Oh found war
y dozen bottles of champagne goin' tc
Il waste, an twas pity t. see thin
goin' t. waste. Oh tuck look al
thin an OF seen they was all in good
e condition, except they was full az
champagne-wather. Putin tina
twflve bottles t. wan side, Oh win,
inta tn backyard, where tn grape
vine do be, an from tn grape vine
Oh tuck wan av them long curly ten
3 drills. A friend av mine so happened
5 t. be tn president av tn United
States Steel Company, an OF stint
him tn long curly tendril from tn
, grape vine an said, "wud he mex
me duplicate av it in timpered
steel?" Shure, he was glad t. ac-
commydate me because vance me old
man was after buying share av
sttel stock from him whin no wan
seemed t. want amy. Twas not six
weeks win Oh resayved back from tn
president of tn steel trust tn timp-
cred steel imitation av tn curley
tendril av the grape vine. Onta tn
upper ind av this, an cross-ways,
twas no thrick at all t. fix clothes
pin. Oh thin pressed the sharp point
av tn lower ind av tn
steel tendril into tn cork av won av
tn champagne bottles, an twisted tn
tandril around. Thin by pullin' sharp
upward ON tn clothespin, an at the
same time houldin' tn bottle toight
Detwane me knees, which Oh had cov-
cred wild rosin Z pr9vint tn b,ttle
ST.: ping @, drew Gu: tn cork, Cl lall
tn, cork wan, soide an, implied tn
contints av tn bottle down tn drain,
EXCEPT small tumblerful, which OF
drank.
Oh thin removed tn cork from
another bottle, an implied tn con-
tints down tn drain, EXCEPT a small
tumblerful, which Oh drank.
Oh then removed another bottle
from tn cork an implied the drain
down tn contints, EXCEPT small tum-
blerful, which Oh drank.
Oh thin removed another drain
from tn contints and-an'--im
piled tn small cork down the tum-
blerful except a bottle which OF
drank
Oh then bottled another small re-
move from tn tumbler except a
small corkful which OF drained and
and continued tn drank down tn
bottle.
Oh thin tankled a bump from
mother bottle an -Oi name OF
dunkled a lump from mother copple
see, me frind,-Oi name
Oh dranked dump-Oi name OF
,ankled a-Oi name OF cankled-
-Oi-Oi-well, anyhow Oh did
It t. all thin twilve bottles.
Thin bottles was not all Imply an
ii steadied tn house wild wan hand {
IN counted tn bottles with tn other.
There was twinty-seven left out av
h dozen! Thin Oh got me scrubbin
'rush an pail av water to clane tn
'ottles but t me surprise OF found Oh
ould not get tn brush into tn neck
" the bottles. OF therefore turned
h twinty-seven bottles wrong side
ut, an scrubbed thin we'll, and turn
d thin roight side up again. By thin
h. house was revolvin rapid, an OF
ct on tn flure an counted tn bot
les as they whit by. There was sixty
our av thin. Oh clumb to tn kit
hen table an produced out av tn
rawer can opener, on tn hind
sgs av which was a glass cutter. OF
ript back carefully t. tn bottles and
Gated mesilf in tn center ~ thin
n thin going around me continuous.
y pritindin' indifference t. thin an
oringin' at thin whin they were off
leir guard, OF was able T. catch ,
lin wan at tonne.
Whin OF had thus caught
bottle, Oh held it firmly down by
in on it, an wild tn glass cutter, !
| cut off the bottom an tn neck av 1
These OF put to wan soide, an I
hat remained av tn bottle made an
,cellent lamp chimney. !
Whin counted thin. OF found OF 4
I'd sivinty-two. 4