davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
WHEN ADVERTISE

There. nothing IN "nrtl sni7
toriously funny ~ M hdve Ihtm"n'.
The prime. first aud last, hdll.ih'
time objects of ah advertite"ni J..
to draw custom. IL is not 10 never
will be. designed for any utlr pur-
pose. So the merchant waltsill the
busy seasons comes aud lib fore IL
80 full Of customers that he ant ~ I
his hat oil, and then he fthes q"
his printer aud goes In for avert's-
ing. when III" duh s-iees get
along aud there is ne trade md III"
wants tn sell his goods solHd hr
cant pay his rent, hn stop adv"r-
Using. That II, some Of TEN de-.
occasionally n lcvel-headalne doss
more oi II, aud scoops mall the
business, while his ueightrs ARE
making mortgages to pay - light
bill. There are times esn you
couldn't stop people from buying
everything ~ the store II ~ plant.
ed u cannon behind the dor, and
that's the time when the 'ayertise
ment is sent out On It's hdgnissiOn
IL makes light work OF ausrtlsing,
for chalk sign ON ths idewhlN
could do all that was ncwld, and -
half.hOliday ak days In avek; bhl
who wants Ia favor an aN"rtlse'
ment? They ARE built 70 Ia hard
work, aud should be sent og IN duil
days, when u customer IN To 10"
knocked down with bard fRls, and
kicked inscnsible with banrupt re-.
ductions, and dragged In w irrrsi-
stible slaughter Of prices siorc h.
will spend u cent THAT'S the emu
aud ain Of advertising ~ II ever
you open a'siorc, t'-N~so Ssi
them tu come when the AZ, already
sticking out OF the Windows, but
give them your adverti.rmem right
between the eyes In u dull season,
aud YOU will wax rlch andOwn u iasl
horse ana perhaps bee able to smok'
"a cigar once or twice year. Writ,
this down where yuu'll fall over II
,,Nrry day. The time to draw busi'
ness In when you want business an'
not when you have more bushes
than yuu can tend tnalready.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
PROGRAMS FOR OBSERVANCE
OF UTAH DAY" ANNOUNCED
Exercises Calculated TO Boost the
use Of Home Products to be
Held In Every Community.

Suggestive programs for the oh.
serNuncc OF Utah Day. as prepared
by the special Utah Day committee
and approved by the governor and
the state superintendent OF public In
struclon, and hy the board OF COVER
nors OF the Utah Development
League viii be- carried out In every
CITY aud town ot the state on April
20, 1912
These programs are as follows;
Afternoon Utah Day, April 25.
l. SONG Utah We Love Thee"
? Address by official OF school, ex'
planning purposes OF Utah Day,
Z What Opportunities Utah OF
ters 10 Young People" prize essay
by boy pupil
What We Can do 10 Improve
our own Town hy mayor or presi'
dent or Commercial club.
3. What Utah bay Means Ia
Me, prize essay hy girl pupil,
q. What the Utah development
League Can Accomplish" by Utah
Development Lolruo representative,
Closing song America"
Program for Evening Of utah Day
Under auspices OF Local CONNER
Ciul Clubs
All music to Dee arranged locally.
l. PURPOSES ~ Utah Day" by
MAYOR or president VI Commercial
club.
?. what Can We DO TO Improve
Our own Town" to be assigned 10,
cally
3. what Cooperative Efforts
Have Accomplished In other Com
munlties' TO he assigned locally, ma
terial 70 be furnished by secretary.
/ why Utah should Rank Ftrs,
Among the Western states" TO be
assigned locally.
8 What tho Utah Development
League IS Doing Tor Utah" repre-
sentative OF Utah Development
League, TO be assigned.
8, Closing song, America"
II is suggested that each speech
10 limited to Is minutes.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
Probate and Guardianship Notices.
Consult County Clefs or Respective siEnsr.
inf further Information
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of John II. williams, de.
s-rn-od,
Creditors will present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at his
Residence In Conlyille. Utah, on or
,frre the first day ~ August 4. ~.
1919. q. HOWARD BEARD,
y administrator with the will annexed
NJ the estate Of John II, Williams,
deceased.
Date Ut first publication March
18th, a. u. 1919.
T.. II, Medley, Attorney,
Coalvillc, Utah.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
KIDNEY DIBEABEg IHCREAsE 10;
PER CENT IN THE CITY OF OIL
CAQo IN ONE oERERATIoE.


ono " the most appalling fssu
brought to light by the statistic. 81 ,hc
nitsd states census Bureau il the in
ease n Kidney aud Bladder Diseases.
Zoe less than enc generation these dread
ul ailmcnt. have increased l65 per
cont in the city ~ Chicago and IN much
tue same ratio IN other parts Of the
United States.
These diseases arise almost wholly
from the process of stfainiug the human
machine They may bee due TO over
feeding or under feeding. 10 over work
mr. under work. 10 fact. to any of those
Irregularities IN living which the aver
t.,r man ur woman subjects the body Co.
Every three minutes the entire blood
supply passes through the Kidneys
Nulch act as very tine filters, separating
'hc waste from the pure blood and elm
mating II through the bladder
During the year. Of hard work the
Kidneys break down, causing bladder
Troubles Brights Disease. liackHchc
aud dozen other ailments which almost
every one knows only too we'll The
weakness will first be- noticed by pains
In the back, scanty or too frequent urin
ating, aching limbs, irritAbility, continu
nus thirst, irritating OF the Bladder,
slccplcssncss and symptoms ~ allied ma
turc, the latter as Bright b Disease, by
intense pnlrncss and wasting away Of
the tissues.
After years N careful study and lab.
pmtoty work, the Chambers Medicine
Company has perfected Kidney and
Bladder Pin, Of greatest curative prop
critics, relieving almost NJ once and IT,.
storing the organs 10 their normal condi
ton.
Chambers Kidney and Bladder Pills
may be obtained at any reliable store
aud are always guaranteed to cure or
money refunded.
"CIAMBERS' Is the kind YOU want.
Sold locally by John Boydcn 4 Son.
Price soc
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

In case of rheumatism relief from
pain makes sleep nni rest possible.
This may Ice obtained by applying
Chamberlain Linimcnt. For sale
10y John Buyden a Son.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

The frst-,iass job is the cheap
est for the customer. and the best
Tor the printer A good job pro
siuccs a fine effect, means some
shing and brings results. Results
count
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

when medicine must be- given to
young children II should be pleasant
to tAbe. Chamberlain Cough Re
m.dy Ia male from loaf sugar, aud
the roots used iu IT. preparation
give It flavor similar to maple
syrup, making 1t pleasant to take.
II las TO superior Tor colds, Group
aud Whouping cough Fo sal" by
John Buyden A Son.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

Compare The Time, with any Of the
other county papers aud see II We do
not PRINT moro county news than both
,h, other papers combined OF course
HNc do.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

Your printing is valuable asset Of
your business. The Times helps its
customer. 10 success, with prosentablc,
profitable publicity
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
COALViLLE NEWS

Mrs 4, l. ALEU- WIS called to
Npphi couple " week,
Ngu ON Accpuut ~ ~" ser
tuu- illness ut = brother. ~" lived
but short tim, after her arrival,
aud vNs burlrI "n . eduesday.
Mr.. Allen returned Thursday.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

Tn Moore Either go. PLAYED To- n
syuod sized house here Tuesday
might. The cast "Why Woman sin
~Hs well portrayed. and win each
appearance ~ the company here
Eh-y get better. The theh'sr. goers
ARE not slow to rrcogntz" this fact
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
Eggs for Matching

Eggs Tor IlHtching- FROM fho col
lrgr Strain ~ :. G. Whit" Leg
horns 500 per setting o' l1-s5.Ul
per 10 J. W. lee. HUNTSVILLE.
l'tnh 3.2p.i-lg
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
District Court
News in Brief

Judg" G""rg. g. Armtr,ug prosiG-
81 NJ the regular monty session VI
tie distrir cUur hrld Tuesday ard
the i"ilpr * matters we're disposed
~
Es,st" ~ Marriott A. Wright. de.
ceased: lstts"s of administration
granted, u CiAraJ. wrsnt; bond
nR-d A. giOJ'
be-. lot ,i"ufg. Br,d,i"rd Leon
sri. zee .as-b. order Ut sails granted
~ IS .SrvpuUus.
CT Carlson .ud K,ri " w..ter-
luna, ..uI Ca 81 Hm. EI.srd V
we're aIu"tlrd ~ c,uz,usutp H"th
a." & rnt- eel rar. cay.
Estate ct l,croy Hot. Deceased
iiu"I account approved ami ecr e
ct limt oi-,ubat,ou mhdc.
i"ury Su.rlrs ". sc. O'Iiafa
Il manner ",.rful"d and .~-nt!
dag ui owed g." ahs~tr
Nit Enl.' Wtin- vs. graut"I "a,
wore, ituun A,urI ~ Its
sam utisf Ma uAI- ~ ease 20
J % b. ru.ut."Ns A,p'it T. 'smtr'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19
Classified Advertiser nS

Want Advertisements cus' cents
per line per week. II you have any
thing to sell or trade. ihi. d-psft-
ment will de- 1t for you lu other
words use n little printers ink.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

Fer Sale S"ctlou 81. Township 2
y irth. Range q En,t. >ult Lake
Meridian. This section IL Valu-
able for grazing and timber sub
init written hid, 10 Grandvill-
Deming, Upton. W. lfNars X Evans.
lu22 Boston Building. Salt I..k.
ity. ar A. H. Barnes, Felt build
ing, salt Lake City.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

FOK SALE horse. NJ luUU lh- I.
81. Stuhsl Hk'r fEyuus IT,, Vni's
top spring WAGON; Wurk hArus.s
all fur 9pluU. VI. &. H"dd-u.
tuhlvtll". Utah.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

y .ntsd--rSu "r three urSck) hur.
rows. Wright bros. tInuu. tish.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-19

Oid newspapers ~ cents per lU. ~
this office.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

town, removed from the ocean by some thirty miles. By a few strokes of a pen effecting certain changes in geographical boundaries it was con- verted into seaport for whose benefit its inhabitants believe the Panama canal was constructed.
 So, why not Tombstone? All that need be done is to annex that part of California in which the Coronado bay lies. Next to San Francisco and Magdalena, it is said to be the best bay on the coast, one in which Brother Hattich could feel a just and swelling pride and then Tombstone's craft could ride at anchor in Tombstone's own waters.
 San Diego, a mere hamlet cluster ing about the shores of the bay, would become West Tombstone. Let a spe- ciaI session of the legislature be called for the purpose of annexation.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
The Wrong Word

The usually accurate Arizona Star has inadvertently made common yet grievous error in the use of a word in the following sentence: Recently a story was printed calculated to in jure Governor Hunt" The word cal culated" has been improperly em- ployed The story to which the Star anudes is the account of an episode known as The Red Rock Excursion printed by The Republican.
 Now calculate" means both to esti- mate and to purpose or intend. Cal culated' is frequently used in place of having the effect off, though that is not a proper use of the word
 Now the Star could not have meant that the article was printed by The Republican with an expectation that it's effect would be to injure the gov ernor As @ matter of fact, the gov ernor was not thought of in cOnnec- tion with the printing of the story and he could not be held blamable for the events described in it
 The governor could be injured only by leaving it possible that such events might recur.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

where they kaere not wanted. None cf them, however, ever had more thrilling escape than an American in Tokio, whose eX- perlences are related in a letter from a traveller who was in Japan when Nutsuhito, the emperor, died.
 The photographer was struck by the wonderful scene before the gates of the palace on the night of the death. Thousands of per sons knelt on the ground and prayed in the direction of the emperor $ window, which was marked by Ian tern The photographer, who had knelt in the middle of the crowd, concealing his camera under his coat, suddenly jumped to his feet and set ting off a flashlight. took a photo- graph. There was q cry of horror from the crowd. and in an instant he was hemmed in. A policeman at length succeeded in rescuing nm, put both of them were badly beaten be- fore they could escape. The camera was kicked to pieces.-New York Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
FINANCES AND MARKETS
ASSOCIATED PRESS DIsPATCH1


 NEW YORK, Sept 12.-The stock market today was governed almost entirely by monetary considerations. Call loans opened at 514 after con siderable delay and later advancing to yesterdays high year rate of 512 while stocks declined In the last hour a large part of the early loss was recovered, some slight gains being established but the undertone was halting. The drain of money to the sub-treasurY and interior points con tinued and local banks called loans very generally To date the home banks have lost more than five mill lions which insures large deficit in next weeks statement of reserves. Declines of stocks were less than yesterday but there was some move ment among the higher classed spe- cialties. Colorado Fuel rose sharply with a good demand. London's aver age for American stocks was some what larger than for a week. Bonds were weak and heavy. Total sales Lar value $1.120.O00. Government bonds were unchanged on call.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
Mir. Morse's Aspirations

In six months to a day from the date of his release from the federal prison at Atlanta, Charles W. Morse last week opened a brokerage office in New York and threatened to re- new his fight with President Mel1en of the Northeastern Navigation com pany. a struggle interrupted by the panic of 1907 and subsequent events ending in the sending of Morse to the penitentiary.
 Morse was pardoned by President Taft on the statement of physicians that the banker was a dying man and they placed the limit of his earthly existence at six months. Morse is now said to be in better health than he was before he was sent to the penitentary.
 Having secured his freedom in that desires to be restored to citizenship in order that he may the better conduct his business; that he may have full standing as a litigant if he should be- come one, very likely eventuality in the case of Morse
 Such d standing could be given him by the authorities of New York as to the state courts but it would take at least two years to restore his federal citizenship by a process similar to that of naturalization.
 Deprivation of citizenship is a part of the punishment imposed upon Morse and every convict. It is not contended in the case of Morse that the sentence passed upon him was too severe. It was mitigated only in order that his life might be prolonged, that he might not die in prison and not that he might the sooner resume busi- ness
 It cannot be cOntended in his behalf that his life or his health is menaced by the deprivation of his citizenship rights and no good reason can be ad- vanced for their restoration to hin before the date when the term of his imprisonment should have expired. Ii the original judgment against him was just, and it has never been claimed that it was not, so much of the pen alty as was not removed by the par don, ought to be allowed to stand.
 We have had here in Arizona the case of d convict who was allowed tC attend to his business, lest it go tC the dogs" notwithstanding, it was { saloon business. But the business fol which Morse wants his citizenship re. stored, in order that he may keep i from going to the dogs, has not ye been fairly esta blished.
 If the state of New York and tn, federal government shall restore tn, rights of Morse in these circum stances, that would afford q preceden for letting our cOnvicts out of tn, penitentiary not only to look afte saloons already running but also t, establish new ones.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
West Tombstone by the Sea

The Tombstone Prospector, too, wants a seaport and joins in the loud and imperious demand for the annex ation of all southern California. We thought sometime ago it would come to this when Brother Hattich laid one of the yachts and the winning one, in the race from San Pedro to Homo lulu. Hardly had the result of the race been announced than the Pros pectOr heralded to the world that that yacht was a Tombstone institution. As we remember, the claim was based who owned the yacht formerly lived in Tombstone and perhaps ,accumu- lated the wealth there that enabled him to become the owner of yacht Many a claim has been made in this world on a less sound foundation. Therefore we give assent to this as- sertion of proprietorship.
 Tombstone is as we'll known as any city in this country but its fame rests on its lugubrious name rather than upon its character as a maritime city of the first rank. At the present none of the lanes of ocean travel lead to it. Like Sancho Panza's isle it is separated from the sea by many a mile But that does not signify that it will always be so.
 Los Angeles was formerly an inland
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

Mrs Jack Johnson, the wife of the pugilist. committed suicide because social recognition was withheld from her She could not have reasona ply expected, though her husband had at tained the pinnacle of prize ring fame that she would become a society pet. The white wives of white prize fighters are not much sought after by society leaders. The most serious offense of Mrs. Johnson was not that of becoming the wife of prize fighter but that of miscegenation which the world has not yet. learned not to abhor
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
A atal Profession

Paul Beck, the aviator killed at Chi cago on Wednesday on the eve of the international contest for the Gordon Bennett trophy, was a careful and scientific aeroplanist. as distinguished from those aviators who thrill crowds at exhibition meetings by fOolhardy feats and whose numbers are happily growing less.
 Beck was one of the few who sought to demonstrate that the aero plane may be developed to practical use Yet he was killed Death gath CTS his toll in the air from the careful and foolhardy alike. The foolhardy, of course, supply the largest harvest for they contribute to the chances, at the best formidable, against the man who rides an aeroplane.
 The chances are so overwhelmingly adverse that there are few left for not an absolutely dependable con trivance. though it has been greatly improved and developed, thanks large ly to the growth of the automobile in dustry Its defects on the solid earth are not now serious ones, but a defect disclosed in the air is quite another thing against which all hu- man care and skill count as nothing
 We need not speak of treacherous currents and air pockets which can not be charted, all contributing to the ] baffling of the airmen.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

The rebels may attack Agua Prieta as they threaten to do but they prob ably will not. At any rate, if they do so they will not let their bullets fly into Douglas as they did in two bat ties during the Madero revolution. This country has put up with a good deal of disturbance along the border. but it would almost certainly be moved to action by reckless shooting in another Agua Prieta battle.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

and it's first and biggest rule is fer the members, whenever they see man. to drop their eyes and run. And they run fast, for their gingham dresses do not come below their knees.
 Last spring, when Miss Helen Prick, daughter of Henry Clay Trick, came to her fathers estate she noticed pretty eleven room cottage standing vacant. As there seemed d good chance of it's going vacant all summer she went to her father with her scheme. Could she have the cot tage? She could have the cottage and 150 acres of land around it; she could have six gardeners who would lay out tennis courts, croquet grounds and an outdoor swimming pool.
 Then, Miss Prick brought down thirty young women from Boston, friends of hers whom she knew in d Sunday school club. The gates of the cottage grounds were shut, and from that time no man was allowed to enter.
 But at last one young man. with more perseverance and more time than the rest. waylaid a young wo- man "clubber" who had ventured outside the gates. After much per suasion she told him the story, ant how much fun it was. They were al having dandy time, she said, Ii was such fun to keep the men guess ing-BoSton Journal.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
LET NO MAN ENTER HGHE'
Helen Prick and Thirty Friends Live
 as :n "The Princess

Beverly, Mass-Thanks to the eh- terprise of q young man who would not be put off, and the mlschlei : loving young woman who wanted to beat her sisters to the telllng' the mystery of that 'mantaboo cottage CT the Prick estate at thompson Four Corners is solved.
 It is a club-the Iron Rail' CluD
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
SHOCKS

Amalgamated Copper. S612; Smelt ing. S4&: Santa Fe, 1O774; st. Paul. 1o6A New York Central. 114; Penn sylvania, 1233s; Reading, 167B; Southern Pacific, 109; Union Pacific, 16S5s; Steel. 721s, Steel Pfd., 112A Silver. 62s4c
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
THE LAPS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
A Photographer Was in Danger When
 He Made a "FIashiight."

American newspaper photographers, ,,articuIarIv when working with flashlight, are known as daring and disturbing factor at public meet ings. More than once photographers have got into trouble in this coun- try by attempting to take pictures
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

"The man who gets up in the morn ing full of hope doesn't need an eye opener" remarks a contemporary whereupon the Rochester Democrat Chronicle suggests a suction pump.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

The monotony of the presidential campaign might be broken by a scrip ture quoting match between Col Roosevelt and the good Rev, James R. Day, best three in five.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

Socialists in Delaware have started a little instruction of their own, re- fusine to pay poll tax on the ground that it is "unwarranted taxation. Why a poll tax should be regarded as more oppressive than any other form of tax is not explained.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

you highly, and would further your delight would join in a frolic, your ache there
 collie is for to Listen 10 daddy chirrup, and you'n improve. ween l cant give soothing that with mor- phine! Deadly dyes and acids bOric
 filed, constitute the paregorc you yelling for my child. Cease, o frenZed screaming!
 the bygOne times dreaming that they committed always flummiX rattled parents when they those parents in their stomachs divers brands poured
 We know better, darling, hope; you'd better quit snarlng give dope If a babys tummy's aching,
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
METALS

NEW YORK, Sept. 12-COpper was firm, unchanged at SIPS to S11.l5- Lead was firm at s to $5.l0. Copper arrivals, 1865; exports this month, af7q tons.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13
IF THIS IS YOUR
 BIRTHDAY

Risk nothing on uncertain schemes, and for the next year make earnest endeavor to advance rather than look for short cuts to wealth
 Those born today will have cheer ful, talkative dispositions with great versatility, and will succeed best if under the direction of those more eX = perienced than themselves.
Arizona republican., 1912-09-13

for brains culture and social standing There are two soft nobody gets enough of either Hard
 durable than soft and lasts longer the latter usually inherited and then blown racing and the calcmined chorus girl Money will land a among the leaders if he has anything with it, but many youthful scion has had the plum tree shaken him and discovered that he could buy
 thing except intelligence Thousands of people scrmp scrape through early life in order Easy and when they get there find it harder let loose dime than it used to be of dollar Economy a good thing, but when it makes a tight that he utters mournful squeak on being separated Lincoln is doubtful asset in any Money and happiness don't always drive n $25.000 year often trouble O $2.50O. Many couple has moved onto