The Glenwood post., 1912-11-30
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Henry" began Mrs. Sweet tenta-
lively, as her husband finished his
breakfast, and reached for the morn
lngs paper, I'm going shopping to-
lay"
"Uh-huh." responded Mr. Sweet from
behind bis paper.
Il need some things from down.
town. Henry" Mrs. Sweet went on.
Besides, Ill have'to change that rib
bon you matched for me. 1t isn't the
right shade"
"Uh-huh"
Henry" said Mrs. Sweet pstulant
". Il don't beaieve you are listening
at ALL"
'Courso I A." returnsA hse hus,
banA. ~ ~ turnsA to Tie spsettAG
pAGa. "YsH saA seoAthing about Q
sAaAs."
Il saiA." rspsaEsA llrs- Sweet. With
e0DAat3e 1lstlnctoaaa. -tAo dbboa yoa
0aAsAs1 for - nat tAs riGAe
ehalA..
NJ. 0vsst isvessl ~ DaSas ~
lsaks1 across e his W..
Its baby basA iaat NJ - aaks1.
Yes. ~. returned his vile.
But you know. Asary. havsa't bssa
abIo to wear that 0haAo q blue tAio
last tsa ysars"
Mr.. Sweet lifted ths papss - HI
eyes. thea lowered It again.
why not!" he asked.
Mrs. Sweet studied her empty tsa,
cup.
"Why not?" her husband persisted.
Because l am growing stout" shs
answered. reluctantly.
Mr.. Sweet stared.
How does that bar you!" he
asked.
Some people are so Dense" his
wife returned. pointedly.
Mr.. Sweet grinned.
Am worse than the majority :" he
asked.
"You are worse than-somA" hi
wife qualified.
For instance!'
Mrs. Sweet balanced Q spoon o. the
edge Of her teacup.
Cite . person. her husband ehal
lensed.
Il could" asserted Mrs. Sweet.
DO" her husband encouraged.
There's Mr.. Joy" began Hrs.
Sweet.
who's hs." Interrupted Asr hus-
hand.
He lives in tAs brown cottage
across the street." explained Mrs..
swest.
Follow with Duadrsary vi.A.
breakers?" Questioned her Husband.
Il An sure his whisksrs are W.T.
aice." said Mrs. Sweet.
How'd you like to - ~ brsak
cut In that kinA oe hailstoas catch
sss?" griAAsA her husband.
"Hn."
"Say It." urged Mr.. Sweet "Dsar
sDArs ny Sssliaes."
A twinkle appeared IN Mrs. Sweets
eyes. ~ she returned:
you couldn't wear them for the
same reason that I can't wear baby
blue"
disqualified because Of overweight.
eh?" grinned Mr.. Sweet. But about
the gentleman with the microbe-catch-
ers; is he less obtuse than II"
Mrs. Sweet nodded.
Got any other good qualities
lack?" went on her husband.
His wife can trust him to bring
the exact things she sends him for"
returned Mrs. Sweet.
Good eye. eh? Particularize some
more"
He anticipates her slightest
wishes."
Must be . wizard" commented Mr..
Sweet. go on"
HE looks after the furnace in win
ter, without srumblinE: and. in sum
mer. takss care Of the lawn"
Model husband 'admitetd Mr.:
Sweet. but how did you get sscA
. straight line Oh him1"
Their servants and ours are &c.
quainted," explained Mrs. svest.
Il sse." griAned her husSaAd, much
snlighteneA. "AAythiAg slss Mr..
Model Husband Aoos that I doat aAA
nightf"
"Whsa tAs vsatAsr permits, -
takes the Haby ct for a airiag."
Il took oars 81 tAe eGAse nigAk,.
gTiADo1 Mr.. 0weot, .aAA Whea We
rstnsasl yea nsarH besas - IL
eaae." . ~,
80. sssAt - ~ asAa.sl q
yosrsss3. BSary Svsst.: ~ llrs.
svsse Indignantly. sfAs idsA e
tss0AAG that ~ 81 IN hog paSe
o1AniGhkl" a.
Hes IL. aasRtsl Asr Husband
'A1A - fseas ~ vsioAt q HI ysars,
lsk - ten yoa.
"Doat foggs9 ~ sAao1lns noasy,.
krs. 0wese ee0n1oa AtR, q her hue
SaAd aruss ffea H. t1Als.
"Hsw 1ueA - ~ nssAf' hs est