The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-04-02

parlymint no wondher tn English
ARE a law abidin' people, fr where
w'd tn excitement be in breakin' laws
~croshayed be such a lot iv seam.
stresses? What were tn Irish MINI
bers dom in such an ASSEMBLY? How
did they amuse thimsilves? Where
did they get exercise to keep thin in
condition? An [ was wrong all tn
time. Why, sir, tn British ~parlymint,
far firm being a place where an old
g1ntleman cud go who had took up
needlework or sthringin' buttons, is as
ruffanly a place as any young fellow
lv high spirits wud want to spind his
Saturdah nights in. In that there mis-
riprisinted body there ARE statesmen
that Wud shine in amy conp'ny no
matther how low, an ijjacated men
that have a vocablry that wud make
tn chairman iv tn sthrike comfy "
tn scow trimmers' union wish his
father had stint him to Oxford. ] was
readin' tn pa-aper tn other day an
I'd read all tn criminal news, firm
the burglary in Bloc Island avnoo to
tn iliction iv a sinitor from Illinye, an
all tn humorous section about tn
breakin' up iv tn Tobacco comp'ny.
an tn athaletic news " harmony in
the Dimmycrat party, an the great
wurruk iv charity that tn steel COM
pny has been carryin' on iv desthroy-
in it's rivals to save them firm a worse
IdlC, oil III lOuS u1StdItt t1lOuIdlct
talk " me friend George w. Perkins.
an tn latest firm the mar
redSe in high life to tn remarks about
firm the pulpit-in fact, Hinnissy, I
read ivrything in tn pa-aper but an
account iv a vilent scene in tn house
iv an thin, there bein'
naWthin' else to do, | let me eye sthray
on that, too, an be hivens, if I'd
known, twas the best thing in tn pa
aper. Tn truth, long suppressed be
our venial press, was out at last. Finer
readin' | niver struck. l clipped tn
piece out iv tn pa-aper and here II is.
Tn correspondent has On'y been in
, England a week, SO yell hay to get
over his prejudice again the arrystoc-
racy:
ut was apparent says he. 'Whin
g tn hOuSt met that tn representatives
: iv that ancyant arrystocracy that had
made England it is We're in no
mood to be thrilled with. Faces sill
dom seen within tn precincts " Saint
Stephens assimbled firm far and near,
> fine young pathricyan faces tanned be
l healthy outdoor life at tn races. Only
4 their cOunthry's need cud Call these
. high melted youths firm the chase OF
tn temples iv the Goddess " Chance
! but tn feelin' that their ancyent pre-
rogitiVe must be defnded again tn
: encroachmints iv tn mob aroused il
Y thin tn spirit which stirred their en-
e ~cistors at A~ggyncourt an tn siege ~
Y Jerusalem, an many a refined VOICE
that had but tn night befure nrap:
} had been softly implorin' Lady We're
de We're to kindly pass tn butter il
n some gilded dinin' room iv Mayfair
s was now heard frantically demandln
if firm a polisman tn way to tn hous'
l. iv Among tn throng " I'M
k petchuse representatives Nv Britain
proud rdherS ye'er correspondent
: noted tn hon'rable Cecil Raleigh Her
bert Henry Juggins-Potts, whose faith
! er, once we'll known as Ezra Potts, tn
Cillybrated manufactured " aNl
grease, now sits in tn house IL lord
q as Lord MontmOrency iv Hammer
n smith; tn Hon'rable Lionel Rookie
author ~ tn two spade declaration a
n auction; tn Hon'rable Eyylin st. Johl
er Stiggins. On'y son an heir ~ l.Or'
Futney an Chipping Norton: Capt. tn
e Hon'rable Ruthven links, whose fill
a ran third in tn Oaks; Niscount Put
Her, who invinted tn system fr batiT
h roolette at Monty Carlo, an many 9th
ct ers that tn pOliSman who shtud ]
in front iv ye'er correspondent said n
as had niVer run acrOSt on his beat. " III
re tn prime miniSther enthered tn hOus
he faced a solid phalanx hat per
sonifed tn just feelin' ~ the uppe
rs classes again his ~eason BILE attack
r on tn estates iv tn realm, an viii
h. he rose to speak their indignation Wa
voiced in a we'll bred howl that Gu
- be heerd a block away. There Wa
OF something very thrillln to tn plal
" Americans in tn gallery in tn sigh
iv these arrystocratick %lyninnints fan
m in with naughty anger an in tn sigh
al iv young pathricyans shakin' the
fists at Askith an cryin' out in the
ell nicely moddylated voices: 'Ihralter
Scum IL tn earth 1t him with
is BRICK Set down. Throw him out
Shut up we're mouth. 1e Kilt t
III king, ye know ye did"
be 1.-The Hon'rable Cecil J~ugglns-Pot
made his nader speech be whistli
tn on two fingers. Young Sugg1ns, WI
il has a great reputation in Fash-nab
circles as a parlor entertainer, s1'
" an imitation " a. DOG parklh ; VIII
capt. ROOke CToWtu Hhc oo>h
w. was in vain that Askith thried to ste