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Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
HUMOR OF THE DAY

New York Man-Say ''Yes," darling Philadelphia Girl-Give me enough time to make up my mind. New York Man-But I may not live that long, Judge.
 What is an optimist?" "A man who thinks that if ne puts Rush on a let ter 1t will be delivered sooner than it would be otherwise. ."-Chicago Record Herald.
 Politician-Well, now you've got the ballot box, what yer goin' to do with itP Suffragette-Ohl Do little dis franchising Whats sauce for the goose is sauce for the gsnder.-Life
 By George. old chap. when look al one of your paintings stand ana wonder-- How I do it2" No. Why you do it"-ChicagO Tribune.
 First Scot-What sort O meenester hae ye gotten, Geordie? Second Scot -We seldom get a glint O him; slx days O tn week he's envees'ble, and on the seventh he's incomprehens'b ble. Stray Stories.
 She-The Rev. Wilkins is something of faith healer, you know, and I'm thinking 1f attending his church for my rheumatism. He-I can recom- mend him for insomn1a.-Sydney Bull letin.
 Female Lawyer-We want a writ Of woman confoCndus Opposing Counsel l (from the eagt)-What in the world is that? His Native California Colleague Its what We used to call mandamus. | Puck.
 I've tried for 10 years to please my wife" said the married man. "and I've never yet succeeded" ''Impossiblep' ] ejaculated his friend. NO, I don't 1 think it is," said the married man. I'm going to shoot myself. f."-Satire.
 When I marry said the girl, T sln not going to marry 8 man who drinks smokes, plays cards or who belongs to | a club. Still, I want him to have @ | good time" ''WhereT' he asked Ladies' Home Journal
 Yes, before papa would consent to my marrying George he insisted on looking up his past life" Mercy! ! That was risky" But he didn't go very far. He stopped just as he found l that George was the only nephew of three rich uncles."-Cleveland Plain ! Dealer.
 Tt 'ud be shame to leave the word 1 applause out O the speeches they ! print" said Farmer Corntossel. You l think it useful, then?" Yes. It's a kind of guide. It shows you what part of the speech the author thought wes most interestin and lets you skip the | rest. Star.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
What Is Going On Tonight.

Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium.
 Motion Pictures and Songs at Breed Theater,
 Motion Pictures and Illustrated Songs at Bankers PoH Theater.
 Drill of Third Company, c. A. C., C, Ns G., at Armory,
 Annual Rollcall at Church of the Good shepherd (UniversalisD.
 Ladies Auxiliary, A. o, H., meets In Htbernian Hall.
 Norwich Lodge, No, 4s0, B. P. o. E., meets at Elks' Home.
 Canton Oneco, No. 3, l. o. o. F., meets in Odd Fellows Hall.
 Court Sachem, No. s4, F. of A, meets in Pores Cers' Hall.
 Germania Lodge No. Il, O. D. H. S., Ionic Camp, No. 1884. M. ". A., meets In Pythlan Hall.
 Moulders' Union meets in Carpenters Hall
 Cigarmakors' Union meets in Car pentars' Hall Annex.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
POETRY.
THE CHILDREN,s SONG

gather in heaven, who lowest all. O help the children when they calls That they may build from age to aES An undeiiled heritage Teach us to rule ourselves alway. Controlled and cleanlyN night and day, That we may bring, if need arise. NO manned or worthless sacrifice. Teach us to leok in all our ends. On thee for judge, and not our friends That We with thee may walk uncowed By Tear or favor of the crowd Teach us the strength that cannot seek By deed or thought to hurt the weak That, under thee, we may possess Mans strength to comfort mans dis
 tress.
 Teach us delight in simple things, And mirth that has no bitter springs, And love 10 all men meath the sun.
 -Rudyard KipIinR
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
"MY BABY SUFFERS SO"
Anxious Mothers Warried About
 Children's Eczema.
Trv This Remedy at Our Risk.

Try This Remedy at Our Risk.
 Mothers are driven almost frantic ferings 0f children with eczema or some other torturing rash. ,,
 So often are we asked what will give relief that we want every one to know about our new remedy, Sax on salve. for all sorts of skin dis eases, which is performing remark able cures among children as well as grown persons.
 Right at the start this soothing nenefratins application allays the frightful itching and burning, And as it sinks into the sskin it destroys the germs and exerts Its powerful healing influence most thoroughly.
 You cannot do better than to try Saxon Salve for eczema, letter, ring worm or any crusted or scaly skin trouble. We give back your money If Saxon Salve does not satisfy you. Broadway Pharmacy, c. G. Engler, Norwich, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
BREED THEATER.
The Hobo's Redemption" a Thrilling Story of the Anthracite Coal Mines


 Story of the Anthracite Coal Mines, 
 Phe programme at the Breed today includes one of the most unique pie lures of the season, entitled "The HO- bo's Redemption,' a thrilling story of mining town in the anthracite region of Pennsylvania A hobo stealing a ride on one of the coal cars of the sec ton is injured, and except for one of the mine owners would have been kill ed. The owner places the hobo in the care of a physician, who gives him skilled attention, bringing him to com plete health again He is then given position in the mines, where his real self asserts itself, and he is rapidly promoted until he is appointed assist ant to the manager. The manager is injured and confined in a cave-in in one of the mines while inspecting them, and but for the former hobo would have suffered death. The hobo, now assistant manager, having fully proven his worth, becomes the idoI Of the place and later wins the hand of the mine owners daughter to whom he owed his life
 The reputation of the Breed for it's erceilent comedy is fully retained in the screaming story of Back to the Kitchen This tells of a domestic who thinks she can play the violin. and despite the efforts of her friends se- cures an engag enent at a vaudeville theater, but the numerous cries of Get the hook compels her to change her mind, and she ret1reS reluctantly to the kitchen
 Mr. Matt Bennett will sing for the concert number today the immensely popular song, a reply to Silver Threads Among the Gold, which is entitled VIII Love You When the Silver Threads Are Shining 'Mongst the Gold. Mr. Ca1kns will, as usual, feature the novelty song, this time singing Rag ging the Baby to Sleep, the latest ef- fore of the rag ti1ne song writers.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
LEGAL NOTICES
Republican Caucus

The Republican Electors of the Town of Norwich are requested to meet in caucus in Town Hall on April 5th, 1912 at S.S0 o'clock D. m-, for the purpose of electing Delegates to the Republican State Conven ioR and Congression District Convention to be held in New Haven April Is and IT. 1912, for the election of Delegates to the Republican National Convention and to appoint a State Central Committee.
 Also for the purpose of electing a Town Committee for the ensuing two years
 By order of the Town Committee
 EDWIN L. BURNAP. Chairman
 Dated at Norwich Conn. March 30 1s12. marSed
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
8.nnn persons Amaitino Trial.

New York, April S.-Three thousand persons arrested by the detective bu- beau since Jan. 1, charged with crimes, are awaiting justice in the New York city courts. The unusual congestion of 1899 cases-to be exact-was pointed out by Police Commissioner Waldo in a letter to Mayor Gaynor which was made public tonight
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A C0URT OF PEONAIB HELD It Norwich. within and for the District of Norwich, on the Sd day of April, A. D. 1912.
 Present-NELSON J. AYLING Judge, Estate of Charles P. COgswell, late of Norwich, in said District, deceased. Ordered, That the Administrator cite thu creditors of said deceased to bring n their claims against said estate within six months from this date. Og posting a notice to that efrect, together Wizn copy of this order, on the sign poHt nearest to the place where said teneased last dwelt, and iA the same Town, and by publishing thu same once In q newspaper having d circulation tl saJd District, and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLTNG. Judge. The above and foregoing is q Grus 50py of record
 Attest; FANNIE c. CHURCH.
 Clerk,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Easter Monday night, Sodality ball, Armory
 The Crandall property at 644 Main street, East Norwich has been sold to Edward Radke of Preston through the agency of C. B. Whitney.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
POLES.

The Life and Adventures of the James Boys in three reels of motion pictures will be the big feature at Polfs today, matinee and night. This review of facts has been staged and photographed on Missouri soil and in many instances in the exact locality where this famous band operated. It cannot be construed as a demOnstra- ton of crime and does not seek to picture J. James as more or less than ths character he actually was. These films are being shown in the principal theaters of our largest cities and are pronounced by authorities to be his- torically correct and perfectly enacted. Other films will also be shown. To- morrow night is the second big anna teur night, at which MT Plaut will again appear as official announcer. A fine array of capable performers will try out their respective acts for the approval of the audience. who will act as judges, the prizes being awarded in proportion to the volume of ap- plause accorded each artist.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
LosT AND FOUND.

LOST - large Masonic charm, Tuesday, between East Thompson, Conn. (on the train) and Washington street, Norwich. Finder please leave at Bulletin Office and get reward
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Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
NINETEENTH SENATORIAL DIS-
 TvRICT,
Republican District Ca

Republican District CaucUs-
 The Delegates chosen by the Repub- Iican Electors of the several towns composing the Nineteenth Senatorial District are notified and requested to meet in caucus at the Town Hall in Norwich, Connecticut, on Saturday. the 9th day of April l912, at 1L3o a. m-. for the purpose of choosing two @ De1ega to represent the District at the Republican State Con vention to be held at New Haven, Con necticut, on Tuesday and Wednesday, April 10th and l7th. 1912.
 To transact any other business proper to be done at said caucus.
 Norwich. Connecticut March Z, lsl2.
 CHAS D. NOYES, Member of the Republican State Cen
 traI Committee, Nineteenth Sena-
 torial District maT2Sd
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
JEWETT CITY
Burial of Charles s. Meech With Ma sonic Honors-Rebekah Initiation.

sonic Honors-Rebekah Imitation
 The body oA Charles s. Meech, who died Sunday at Willimantic, was brought from his home in Lebanon to Griswold Center for burial Wednesday, afternoon. Mount Vernon lodge, No. 75. r. and A. M. H. D. Hewett master, took charge of the body at the Lisbon station and conducted the services at the cemetery, where he was laid to rest with Masonic honors. The bear CTS were Master Masons J. H. Lee, A. R. Young, w. R. Burdick. J. H. Tracy, Arba Browning and E. H. Hiscox- Un-- dertaker A. J. Tinker had charge of the arrangements. The friends were entertained at pr. s. H. Holmes after the funeral services.
 Rebekahs Initiate Eight.
 The degree team Of Ruthie Rebekah lodge initiated eight members at tnelr meeting Tuesday night. This is the first time they have done this work, and 1t was carried out in fine form.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

A medical man has cured a red nose by immersing it every half hour in cold water. A quicker method would have been to burn it off with caustic.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Making speeches where he thinks they are needed is one of Mir. Tafts relaxations,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

It says much for our humanity tow lrds prisoners that we persist in keep ing suffragettes in solitary confine- ment instead of locking them up in pairs.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

A spoonful of mustard in a gallon of water will kill insects in the earth. This is good for pOtted plants.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

The skeleton of a man who died 100000 years ago has been found. He is supposed to have been the inventor of some of our modern music hall joll5S.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

Champ Clark's campaign button bears the picture of Q "houn' dawg." Something new in the way of a dos button; what?
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

The last words of John B. Cough. ere he was stricken on the public platform in Philadelphia suburb were: Young man, keep your record clean"
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
SACRIFICE SALE-Pleasantly located

SACRIFICE SALE-PleasantIy located 7S acre farm, 80 acres excellent blow land, balance pasture and wood, good fruit l 1s miles from R. k. station and village, near markets, IA room CoIonlAl house with Verandas. best condition outside and in, large barn, painted, new henhouse. cost SS60, sheds, OutDuildlngs, buildings worth vJ,UO0; price RS,SOO- $l,00U down. Includes household fur nIsnIngs, farming tools and poultry. TryOh's Agency, WiIllmantic. Conn.
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Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

NOTICE-All creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to presens thelr claims against said estIte t0 the undersigned at Norwich, Conn, within the time limited in the above and fore going order.
 WALLACE s. ALLIS, apr4I Administrator.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

A doctor has written a paper de- lending the use of cosmetics. We al- ways thought the habit injurious, but this puts a new complexion on the matter.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
Peck'S Real Estate Agency
 FARES A SPECIALITY lS2 Spring Strs.t. WiIlimlaHs, Conn.
AUTO FOR SALE.

AUTO FOR SALE. A 5-passenger Ford Touring Car, de- tachable tonneau, brass windshield and good tires Price S200. Alse Ford ruaabout, top, windshield, electric lights and good tires. Price s150. Address
 AUTO, Box s4s, apr1d Danielson. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

New HaVen.-Charles Lichtenstein of Mishkan Israel synagogue has found brother with whom he came to America from Russia 47 years ago and whom he has not seen since.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
SALE HoRSES.

I received a telegram from my buyer Tuesday night saying that he had an express car of 2S horses bought and ready to ship, but could not that night on account of not getting a car as or dered. For this reason my horses are not here as 1 expected. I will give notice just as soon as they arrive 1 nave now on hand several geed horses that are the right kind.
 Tel. 1139. ELMER R. PERSON.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
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TO THE ROARD OF COUNTY C0A

TO THE BOARD OF COUNTY COM missioners for New London County: l hereby apply for transfer of license to sell and exchange spirituous and intoxicating liquors, ale, lager beer, Rhine wine and cider in the building at 128 Thames street, Town of Nor wich, except in the rooms and apart mentS in said building, any part or parts of which are cut of or parti- tioned in such manner as to form booths, side rooms, or retiring rooms. My place of business is not located within two hundred feet in direct line from any church edifce or public or parochial school, or the premises pertaining thereto, or any postofnce, public library, or cemetery. Dated at Norwich, this 3d day of April A. D. 1912. Mike Lemint, Applicant. We, the undersigned, are electors and tax payers, owning real estate, of the Town of Norwich. and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of Mike Lemint for a license, and hereby certify that said applicant is a suitable person to be licensed pursuant to said application. Dated at Norwich, this Sd day of April, A. D. 1912. Patrick J, OConnor, Lyman L. Chapman John F. Parker, George E. Pitcher, Gilbert l.. Hewitt. hereby certify that the above named signers and endorsers are cleo tors and taxpayers, owning real estate, in the Town of Norwich Dated Ht Norwich, thIs Sd day of April, A, D. 1912. Chas. $. Holbrook, Town Clerk.
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 AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Colchester within and for the Dis trict of Colchester, on the 1st day of April, 1912
 Present-H P. BUELL., Judge.
 Estate of Mary D. Loomis, late of Colchester in said District deceased.
 The Administrator having made written application to said Court in accordance witl1' the statute, for an order of sale of the whole or part of the real estate described therein, it is
 Ordered, That said application be heard at the Probate Office in Col chester on the. 10th day of April, 1912, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, and that notice thereof be given by inserting a copy of this order iii The Norwich Bull letin, newspaper having a circulation In said District. and that return be made to this Court.
 Attest: H. P. BUELL.
 apr4d Judge.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

It is stated that a British company has been formed to start a shipbulld- ing yard at North Queensferry, Scot land, near the Rosyth naval base of the government.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

THERE IS no advertising medium ia Eastern Connections equal te The Bui. letin for business results.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
GOOD PRIVTING UhEAP-5oe

envelopes irregular business size). card printed in corner, dHa ,fd.a6; I'GOo, slsSi
 SS: iO.6O0. Si1.5O, 6GO letter heads, S "a XII, printed, S1.65; 1,OUO. S3.7OI 5,oVQ.
 $si 10000, s1Z50; 500 bilIheads, Ixs sa, P5intsd dne ;1Se zd5 loG9, sz S,sOO tS:54; printed S1.G6; 1000, $1.75; 5,6eO. 16.3s; ae,00o, $lU, Printing of every deserip-
 tlon done promptly. Send for samples The Bulletin Co.,. Norwich. Cenn.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
sTORAaE

Space for Furniture and Commodities
 Storing & Leasing Co.,. 1o-20 w. Main
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

Massachusetts has repealed the colo nial law which held that a man and wife are one. There is more sense in repeating obsolete laws than in pass ing freak legislation.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

WANTED-Why buy nursery stock of agents when you can buy direct? Our catalogue describing the dinerenJ kinds of trees and plants on request Houston < Sons, MansAeld, Conn,
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Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
WANTED.

WANTED-A secondhand, one-man lawn roller. Address C. k, Bulletin. apC&d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

FOR SALE-Un Bllss pIace, nine room house, modern 4n provementS, ample KIounds, location dI slrabIe, price very reasonable C. \. Case. Bliss Place. 1anlad
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

The suffragettes lose nothing by be- ing barred from the mummy rooms Of the British museLm. There, as else where, their demand for votes could only fall on deaf ears.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

| TEN HORSES FOR SAEE-W Workers 1 and drivers. Fred Goodrich, 191 High | St., Willimantic, Ct. marSd
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

FOR SALE OR TO LET-Cottage house of SIX rooms and bath at No. Washington Place. Apply to Cnas N. HutzIer. 100 Main Street. feb10d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

Five thousand men have come out on strike in the Lena goldhelds, Siberia, demanding an eight hour day and 90 per cent increase in wages. The mines are guarded by troops.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

FOR sALE-A four apartment house
 l corner Pearl and Ann streets; all mod
 i ern improvements, with a house loti can be bought at d bargain. For par 1 tlculars, apply to F. r. Church. Tel ] S49-3. marSd
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

Nobody is ever sorry for having been kind. Simple gentleness and con siderateness, the patient tone, the cheery word, the sympathetic smile the tactful inquiry, are investments that continue to pay dividends even in eternity.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
FOR SALE.

FOR sALE-Steinway upright plano, 1 slightly used. The M. SteInert & Sons
 Co, 243 State St., New London. apr4d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
TO RENT.

TO RENT@The building next the CheIsea bank on CIln St., us IL IS or to suit tenant, the nearness 10 the center 0t city makes 1t VaIuAp1e for any arti- saE recurring SAOp. Enquire No. 31 Willow St, j, E- Planning. apr4d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

TO RhSNT-Twe rooms for light housekeeping, furnished, at No. 21 buck street, Putnam. Apply to Mrs. Della Cutler, L. $. I5, Putnam. aprzd
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

S5.OO-No. 61 Otrobando Ave, small house with land; nne pIace, plenty oI room for garoen or hens. J. <. ban- nlng, 3l Willow St. apr4d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

@ANTED-In a private family in town, a temperate young man who has mad experience as attendant in some state hospital. Address today BOX bVV Bulletin. apr4d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

 relaxations,
 A spoonful of mustard in gallon of water will kill insects in the earth. This is good for potted plants.
 Champ Clarks campaign button bears the picture of Q "houn' dawg." Something new in the way of a dos button; what?
 A medical man has cured red nose by immersing it every half hour in cold water. A quicker method would have been to burn it off with caustic.
 It says much for our humanity tow lrds prisoners that we persist in keep ing suffragettes in solitary confine- ment instead of locking them up in pairs.
 The skeleton of man who died 100000 years ago has been found. He is supposed to have been the inventor of some of our modern music hall jolss.
 The last words of John B. Cough, ere he was stricken on the public platform in Philadelphia suburb, were; Young man, keep your record clean"
 A doctor has written a paper de- lending the use of cosmetics. We ai- ways thought the habit injurious, but this puts a new complexion on the matter.
 It is stated that British company has been formed to start a shipbuild- ing yard at North Queensferry, Scot land, near the Rosyth naval base of the government
 Massachusetts has repealed the colo ! nial law which held that a man and 1 wife are one. There is more sense in repeating obsolete laws than in pass 1 ing freak legislation. i The suffragettes lose nothing by be- 1 ing barred from the mummy rooms Of l the British museum. There, as else l where, their demand for votes could 1 only fall on deaf ears. l Five thousand men have come out on strike in the Lena goldhelds, Siberia, | demanding an eight hour day and 90 l per cent. increase in wages. The 1 mines are guarded by troops | Nobody is ever sorry for having ] been kind. Simple gentleness and con | siderateness, the patient tone, the | cheery word, the sympathetic smile the tactful inquiry, are investments that continue to pay dividends even in eternity.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04
EGGS NATIVE EGGS We want 5o,ooo dozen fresh eggs. Pay highest cash price.
 THE ALLEN-BEEMAN CO,
 33-41 Commerce St.
WANTED

Farm Help (Man and Wife), Cooks, Girls for General Housework and Kitchen Work. Eight positions open
 FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU.
 N. J. Coscoran, Sup't Central Bldg.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

FOR sALE-Two organs, in the best of condition; $20 each; cash or terms convenient to buyer. The M 6telnert 65 Sons Co.,. PAS State St., New London
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Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

FOR SALE-Fine tone, mahogany case, upright piano, for $150; bargain price for one week. Steinert, PAS State St., New LonTSn. apr4d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-04

FOR, SALE-I will sell at a price l that will surprise you my large stock
 l of millinery and nxturess situate on | Main St., opposite r. O., JeWett City, | Conn. Miss D. Beauregard, marz6d l MONUMENTS, headstones, etc, Best 1 stock and best work. Prices lowest III i Conn. Try me and be convinced. L. W. 1 FrInk, I24 Asylum St. Tel. eSS-S. 1 mdrl5d
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-01-26
JOHN WHITE REELECTED
Defeats Lewis for President of u. M. W.--John Mitchell Gets Largest
 Vote as Delegate.

Indianapolis, Ind.-John P. White of Iowa was reelected president of the United Mine Workers of America according to the vote of the tellers announced here. Whites majority over Thomas l.. Lewis of Ohio was 45. 4241s.
 Frank J. Hayes of Illinois was re elected president, for the third time, by majority of 64,S24 over Samuel Pascoe. Edwin Perry, as a candidate for reelection as secretary treasurer received 135,69Sia votes He had no opposition.
 Delegates selected to the next con vention of the American Federation of Labor are: John Mitchell. John P Nhite, Frank J. Hayes. John H, Walk CT, Thomas l.. Lewis, Duncan McDon aid and William Greene. Mitchell re ceived the largest vote with 104. APT ballots in his favor