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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-11
MRS. PROCTOR's CAR
COMING THROUGH
Prominent New England MAtrOR and
Party Of Friends Ar. En Route tO
Pasadena and VIII BE Here Jan
nary o..

The private car Columbia owned
by Mrs. Rcdhold Proctor. Is coming
through Albuquerque January ~. ac-
cording Co adylCes received by the
railway officials here today. and a.
letter from the offices so Topeka ask
the railway employees all along tho
line 10 show Mrs. Proctor and her
car every courtesy Of the line. The
new rules on politeness are being
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-11

Little boy asked the wellmean-
ing reformer rs that your mamma
over yonder With the beautiful set OF
furs?'
Yes. sir. answered the bright lad.
Well, do YOU know what poor ami
anal Il was that had TO sunor In order
that your mamma might have those
iurs2"
yes, slr-my papa. "--housekeeper.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
NOW OPEN.

Women's Boarding Homo at 1874 First
Avenue South.
The Women's Boarding Home under
direction of the Minneapolis League of
Catholic Women, opened August LIST
at 1874 First avenue south. In an
excellent location the home will &C.
commodate limited number of girls
at reasonable rates. An employment
bureau is in operation day and even.
ing.
Glasses will be formed in domestic
science, domestic xrt, covering millin.
cry and dressmaking, physical culture.
expression, the languages and the
common branches
. Matrons at any Of the .depots
throughout the-s city: will, furnish in
formation to strangers % to the work.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03

The unwilling Of statue of Com
modore John Barry in the National
Capitol in October, 1913, will be
marked by a demonstration similar
to that which attended the unwilling
of the Columbus memorial in June.
About twenty Irish societies will COM
bine with the Hibernians to celebrate
the event. The statue is being de-
signed in New York by John J. Boyle
who is also an Irish Catholic. An
appropriation of $4,000 has already
been made by Congress for the carry
ing out of the work. The monument
to the memory Of the "Father of the
American Navy" will occupy a COM
manding site in one Of the most beau
tiful spots in Washington.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03

There Is considerable difference
OF opinion on the merits Of the Lori
mer case. While many are convinced
that Mr.. Lorimer Is guilty of seri-
GUS crime others are disposed to think
he is the victim of a gross conspiracy.
No doubt if all the facts were known
1t would be found that not all the in
iquity lies on one side. And yet that
gigantic fraud was perpetrated in
his election seems to be established
beyond doubt. If Mr.. Lorimer was
aware that bride money was being
used in his behalf, and he permitted
it, then he certainly Is guilty of serious
crime. II on the other hand, he was
unaware Of the existence Of bribery
at the time. but has since been con-
WINGED that actual bribery did take
place, he should in the interest of
good government voluntarily resign.
If bribery took place, whether known
to him or not, his election was in
valid. The only logical defense that
Mr.. Lorimer or his friends can make
must be based on the plea that no
bribery figured In his election.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03

on the shore of her predicament. Miss
ORourke fastened to the rescue
calling to the drowning girl to keep
up as best she could. Though help
less to do anything herself and con-
scious that death was inevitable an
less aid reached her at once, the
drowning girl pleaded with Miss
ORourke not to come near her as it
would mean the death of them both.
Miss O'Rourke, however, was deter
mined to save her friend or to die
with her. She kept on her course I'M
til she reached her helpless friend.
She seized her, brought her to the
had almost reached the dock when
the current overpowered her and the
two went down.
Here was an act of heroism that
needs no embellishing to make 1t APP
pear attractive. The two unfortunate
victims were conscious of the inn
pending danger. The one did not want
her friend to risk her life in order to
save her from the death she knew was
certain. The other could not stand
by and watch her friend drown She
would rather go down herself than
not to offer aid. 1t was a trying mo-
ment, the supreme test Of heroism.
Miss Hughes and Miss O'Rourke were
both equal to the test. None but a
person of heroic mold could rise to
so supreme an occasion. The names
of those two young women deserve
to be commemorated.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
THE McGlNNIS CLUB.
MIR. Hoolgan Gives His Idea of What the Progressive
Convention Will be Like
NOTES BY THE sECRETARY,l

mand. A frind Nv mine said the rea-
son they put off the convention till
August was to give the crops
chance to ripen. Otherwise the hot air
'ud scorch thin an the party 'ud be
sued for damages.
"Well, afther the gang gets together
a meetin' ill be held, attinded be the
polls an the people an some poll
ticians. There'n be gr-reat cheerin',
because people enjoy cheerin' in Chi
cago. They love to hear one paceable
citizen call another paceable citizen
liar if he can express it so that the
polls can't understand what he
names. Now there ar-re goin' to he
some min In Chicago that could call
man worse than a liar in such a
refined and pleasant way that it 'ud
almost tickle the ear of preacher.
especially if he didn't like the other
lad
"Whin the delegates gifts through
ruffin' the polls and the polls gifts ex-
hausted threatenin' to subdue thin
II they don't be quiet, Mr.. Roosenfelt
i'll step to the front an ask the over
Whelmin' populace to plase cease the
applause an listen to his words of
wisdom. Then he'll let off fiery
speech ambigus enough to phase ev-
erybody, includin' part Nv the dill
gates, an thin there ill be another
gr-reat demonstration an the people
Ill go home an wondher how they
could act SO foolish
But" interrupted the Major whose
blood was evidently warmed up by
Hooligan's animated description of
what would probably take place, "but
we have much to learn from what
will be said there, as our friend
Clancy wisely remarked
"Mebbe you an Clancy have" said
Mr.. Hooligan in loud voice which
the Major pretended not to hear, put
, which ELECTED look from Clancy
that might consistently have been ac-
companied by a chair or any other
article of furniture of shape and
size that would permit Of its being
used for the purposes of a projectile.
After a lengthy discussion it was
decided finally that the club should
send a delegate to the Chicago con-
vention. This decision made Hooli-
gan angry. It was then decided that
the Major should be the man, which
made Mr.. Hooligan literally hot.
II am off," said the Major, as he
rose to go.
II think you ar-re," remarked Hool-
igan. II can't understand how amy
one can attind that convention unless
he's little off,
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
FROM THE CAPITAL

Miss Anna H. Mccullough, aged SO
years, died Sunday at Rochester.
Mimi, after short illness. The fun
eral was held from st. Lukes church
Tuesday at a. m. Interment in CAL
vary cemetery.
Word has reached st. Paul of the
death of Michael Owens in Seattle.
Wash, Friday. Interment took place
Monday. He is survived by three sis
tiers, Mrs. Margaret Donavan, Kath-
crime and Adeline Owens Of this city.
The Great Northern general offices
will be closed all day. today. The
road has given its employees a holiday
for the annual picnic of the office
forces at Spring Park. Lake Minne-
tonka. Two special trains, furnished
by the road, will carry the employees
and their families. They will leave
the Union depot at S:45 a. m. and at
1920 p. m. One of the features will
be q ball game between the married
and single men TOT CaSn prize Oh
$50. There will be twenty-four other
prizes for various athletic events.
Division No. 2, L. A. to A. o. H.,
entertained their members and their
families at basket picnic Thursday
afternoon at Como Park. The pro-
gram for the afternoon will include
boat and running races.
Division No. 4. l.. A. to A. o. H.,
entertained their members and friends
at card party Tuesday evening at
Hibernian halls. Valuable prizes were
awarded.
Word has been received in st. Paul
Of the death of Colonel Patrick Nc,
CURE, for many years the oldest mem
Der of the Tammany Hall society. He
died at his home in New York at the
age of 81 years. He had held various
city offlces almost continuously since
he came to New York from Ireland
seventy-five years ago. Colonel Nc
CURE achieved considerable promi-
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
he duties of the future socialistic

the duties of the future Socialistie
state:
IF the state is to guarantee wages
IL is bound in self-defense to see thai
no person shall be born without its
consent. The state is to sane
ton the number OF births; all others
are immoral because anti-social. III
the society of the future child will
have social sanction or it will not
AS national wealth increas-
es larger number of births would
be allowed" ~,
And yet, in the face of this and
many other like assertions from the
lips of Socialist leaders, we are still
told by followers of the movement
who insist on being deluded that
Socialism has nothing to do with re-
ligion. If KARI Marx and Bebel am,
the other leading opponents of So
cialism cannot be depended on ito
know what it stands for then how
are we to know who knows?
Under Socialism the state would
mean everything. The individual
would lose his liberty and his indi-
viduality. He, would have nothing
that he could call his own and could
do nothing except as the state should
will. Under the old system if a man
becomes dissatisfied with his en-
ployer he is at liberty to leave and
seek work elsewhere; under the new
there would be but one employer, the
State.
But worse than the thought of be-
ing deprived of liberty and property
is the thought Of having the state
step in and become the great patron
Of race suicide. Who can accept a
doctrine that champions such inn
morality? Few of those who call
themselves Socialists would be will
ing to do that. They would defend
their position by saying that Social
ism does not stand for state control
of marriage. But the fact remains
that Socialist leaders say such would
be the case. We must take the word
of the leaders for it if we are going
to take anyone's word and, doing SO,
We must repudiate the doctrine as
pagan in its baseness and immoral
ity. ...-.5,.,
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Mr.. Roosevelt says the unseating
Of Lorimer is his victory.
There never would have been any
serious attempt to GUST Lorimer,"
says the Colonel, "if it had not been
for me. The whole thing began when
l refused to dine with Lorimer at the
Hamilton club in Chicago two years
ago. If I had sat quietly through
that dinner there would have been
no division in the senate committee
and the entire subject would have
been dropped" That is just a mod
est little reminder from the modest
Mr.. Roosevelt. He might have added
with even greater modesty that Mr..
Taft, the man whom he accused of
SO much evil doing, would not have
been elected four years ago 'if 1t had
not been for me-"
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
THE CHICAGO MOOSE MEETING.

On Tuesday next the Bull Moose
herd will assemble In Chicago to
draw up set Of game laws with the
end in view Of establishing Moose
Reserve for the protection of their
species. In the past Mooses have en-
joyed the privileges of rather extern
sive feeding grounds. The big mooses
have sometimes even been permitted
to browse unmolested in fields of
clover that they might attract little
mooses in. But the little mooses didn't
always fare 90 we'll as they were led
to expect, for the owners of the clover
often got their hide. and 1t ia hard
to convince even little moose that
he can get along without moose
hide.
But it came to pass that the pro.
prietors of the clover fields put up
the bars and refused to let even the
big mooses browse on their estates.
Whereupon the biggest moose in the
AcAu luicW up HAS eoAA oiAN eHS"
down his head and began to butt the
bars. But the bars were too strong
and the big moose couldn't get
through. 1t was then that the idea
of forming a Moose Protective Assoc
citation originated.
Now the mooses say If they can
round up sufficiently large herd they
will proceed straightway to tear down
all the fences surrounding the clover
fields, which will mean choice brows-
ing for the whole species. But many
Of the mooses prefer to remain at
large and browse in their accustomed
haunts rather than risk the danger
Of being repulsed.
Next week the mooses will hold a
moose meeting to decide on ways and
means for rounding up the herd.
They will make choice platform of
smooth and slippery planks on which
the mooses will be invited to run,
with the assurance that II they get
up sufficient speed they will be a5le
to jump from it into choice clover.
The only danger is that the moosez
will trip up on the slippery planks
and step on one another's tails.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03

president Of the Great Northern rail-
road was the guest Of honor at an
Informal dinner given at the Mime
sofa club Friday noon by a company
Of st. Paul business r1en.
Robert Nolan, aged years, died at
his home Sunday after short illness.
The funeral took place from the resi-
dence of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert Nolan, 1347 Portland avenue,
Tuesday at 10 a. m. Services were
held at st. Luke's church at 1890.
1nterment in Calvary cemetery.
Father Sylvester Buschkuhler, Sc
years old, member of the Francis
can order who was sent from the
Church of st. Peter, Chicago, to con-
duct two retreats at the House OF
Good Shepherd in st. Paul, died after
a brief illness of Bright's disease al
st. Joseph's hospital Sunday morn
ing. Although hardly able to support
himself without assistance, Fathe,
Sylvester gave his last lecture Thurs
day night and said his last mass Fri
day morning, after which he was TAX
EN- in serious condition to the hos
pital. His illness was at first be-
lieved to be an aggravated attack Of
carbuncles. but complications quickly
followed. He was member of the st.
Louis province. had been a member
of the order for twenty-seven years
and an ordained priest for twenty-one
years. No relatives survive in this
country. Immediate members Of the
family live in Elberveld. Germany, his
birthplace. Funeral services were
held Tuesday morning at o'clock at
Sacred Heart church. Interment in
Calvary cemetery.
James w. McGinnis, for several
years internal revenue agent at st.
Paul, will soon be succeeded by Jo-
seph Shawhan of Kentucky. An
nouncement of the appointment Of Mr..
shawhan was made at Washington
Thursday He was formerly private
secretary to Deputy Commissioner
Williams.
Charles w. Braden, son of Captain
w. w. Braden, former state auditor,
died at Bisbee, Ariz., July II, accord
ing to information that has reached
State Auditor s. G. Iverson. Captain
w. w. BraIen was state auditor in
Minnesota from 1882 to 1891 About
1s or II years ago he moved to the
Pacific coast. Since then he and
Bert, Charles and Fred, his three sons.
have died, thus extinguishing the
male branch of the family tree. A
daughter. Mrs. Louise Morrison, Is
still living in Los Angeles. Charles
w. Braden was about 40 years old, He
first suffered severe attack of pneu.
monia then ptomaine poisoning.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
EAST SIDE WEDDINGS

The marriage of Miss Laura Kath.
crime McTeague to John Henry O'Don-
nell was solemnized Wednesday MORN
ing, July "a, at St. Anthony of Padua
church, Rev. Father Kenny officiating.
A wedding breakfast followed the GER
emory at the h6me of Mr.. and Mrs.
H. Tovelson and in the evening the
bridal couple received at the home of
the bridegroom's parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Grisdale, Gil First avenue north,
to which Is cards had been issued. At
ter short weddinE, trip they will re-
side in Minneapolis.
Miss Leah Mcfarland and Mr.. John
c. Cameron were quietly married at
St. Anthony of radua church the same
morning. The bride was attended by
Miss Kathryn. Heutges of Watkins,
Mimi, as maid of honor. Charles
Cameron, brother of the bridegroom,
acted as best man. A program of nup-
tial music was given by the church
CuO1F. FOllOWllS Lu0 Ccl OAuOAJ d VOO~
ding breakfast was served to group
of relatives and intimate friends at
the home of Mrs. M. G. Buckley, 648
Van Buren, street northeast.
The marriage of Miss Margaret Bar
ry to Mr. Paul =. Hans took place
Wednesday morning, July "a, at st.
Anthony of Padua church, Rev. Father
Kenny officiating Miss Mabel Bacon
presided at the organ and before and
after the ceremony gave a musical
program. Miss Lacey sang "My Heart,
At Thy Sweet Voice." while the vows
were spoken. Miss Geneva Malcolm
was maid OF honor. Mr.. Hans was at
tended by Mr.. Neal Barry, brother of
the bride, and the ushers were Messrs.
Frank and Otto Hans. A reception
was held in the evening at the home
Of the bridegroom, 1929 Grant street
northeast. Mr.. and Mrs. Hans left on
short wedding journey. They will
be at home after Aug. I, at 1872 Uni
versity avenue northeast.
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
DECIDE TO INCREASE,
Farmers & Mechanics Savings Bank
to Increase Rate Of Interest to
Four Per Cent.

The trustees Of the Farmers & Me.
chanics' Savings Bank, at a meeting
lately held, unanimously decided that
the large suplus of the bank and its
growing profits warrant an increase in
the rate Of dividends or interest from
31a to 4 per cent per annum. They
intend that this increase shall take
effect January LIST, next, upon all mon
ey on deposit during the quarter which
begins October list. They are making
the announcement early so that the de-
positors can take advantage of the in
tended increase If they wish to do So.
Mr.. N. F. Hawley, the treasurer Of
the bank, in speaking of the action of
the bank, said, among other things:
"This bank is mutual savings bank
without stock or stockholders. Con.
sequently, the assets and profits really
belong to the depositors. Therefore,
when sufficient surplus is earned and
the net profits of the bank warrant it,
the depositors are entitled to an in
crease of the dividends or interest. In
fact, it might be an injustice to the
present depositors not to give them q
larger proportion of the profits, which
their money Is earning.
II regard this bank, with it's more
than $4,000 depositors, as public and
educational institution, whose princi-
pal business is to encourage the peo-
pie of the city to acquire habits of
thrift and saving and of accommodating
money against rainy day. The abso.
lutte safety of the principal of the de-
positors, of course, is the first consid-
Grafton. After that the trustees of the
bank should see that he receives the
highest rate of interest warranted by
safe banking methods.
1T is the purpose of the trustees to
pay only such rate of interest as Is
consistent with absolute safety, and to
do SO only during such time as the
profits will justify. They are of the
opinion, however, that the condition
of the bank warrants the payment of
4 per cent to depositors and that they
will still be able to add to the surplus
of the bank"
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
A HEROIC ACT.

The account of the drowning of two
nurses of Manhattan State Hospital
on Wards Island short time ago
reveals an act Of heroism as noble as
any that we ever heard recounted.
Miss Margaret Hughes. aged twenty
three. and her closest friend, Miss
Ella O'Rourke. who was two years her
senior, were swimming at the bathing
pavilion when after they had been in
the water for some time, Miss Hughes,
who was an expert swimmer, was
seized with q cramp. She threw up
her hands In distress and told those
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03

Il THINK" said Major McGinnis, as
he removed his spectacles, II think
in fact I may say after serious delib-
GRAFTON I am quite positively convinced
that it would be an exceedingly great
advantage to our club to be repre-
scented at the Progressive party con-
vention. In fact I have practically
decided that If it should fall to my
lot to make the sacrifice of going, I
would not be adverse to accepting the
honor. You see, it will be the oppor-
tunity Of a lifetime to get first hand
information on the evils of the old
parties. AS many of the illustrious
personages who will be there have had
experience in the ways and means Of
perpetrating those evils. we may be
sure that the information will be au-
thentic as well as Illuminating. 1t is
case of turning states witness for
the sake of an immunity bath. In
the interest of enlightened govern
ment we can't afford to miss it,"
Clancy agreed with the Major.
'Whin they git warmed up condemnin'
their enemies they'll put us wise to
some Nv their own ould tricks, We may
be shure," said that astute reasoner.
"Yis, the Chicago convention ill he
a gr-reat gatherin' Nv righteous poll
ticians who ar-re sorry for their past
because it's past"
WELL" said Hooligan, II dunno
why amy man should waste time
go1n' to what some ARE plased to .all
a moose meetin' iv the masses an
some, mass meetin' of the mooses.
even heard one sthrong Demmycrat
with base tongue use the vile ex-
preston that he thought it 'ud be the
last meetin' iv the asses. Another
Demmycrat said they don't expect to
bate us to FRAGILE so they're zotn'
to bate us to the new party. Another
one said the new party 'ud be no
party in no time If the people could
know what he knew.
Now if We wants to know what is
goin' to happen at Chicago We won't
have to go down there losin' your
time an your temper to find out. 1
could tell We without ivir goin' one
step. It ill be something like this:
Teddy ill blow into the Windy City
accompanied be his unabridged die
tionary of choice curses to be applied
to the enemy hot. He'll be met be a
gr-reat crowd Nv people anxious to
see the greatest modhern wondher Nv
the warruld rhunnin' at la-arge an
fer the presidency. Be the way, the
Windy City is choice place fer the
meetin'. Wind i'll be in gr-reat de-
The Irish standard., 1912-08-03
incarnation Parish Carnival.

The members Of the Parish Of the
Incarnation are planning to have a
carnival Of three days duration which
will begin August 8. Among the means
Of amusements to be offered will be
motion picture show. refreshment
booths, an orchestra and a merry-go-
round. The proceeds Of the carnival
will be added to the building fund Of
the $4,000 parochial residence which
is now in course Of construction.