Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-04-09
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Sporting Writer killed with a pair
of shears? Brr | feel u draught
around here somewheres.
There's something the matter with
the Riversides, and no mistake.
OFertrained? Possible, but not proba-
BILE. Extreme overcontidence may be
the disease.
They're off, to a poor start! The
Perth Amboy high school nine trov-
elled in the sea sands at Atlantic
Highlands on Saturday afternoon,
and have yet to wash their hands Of
their defeat. They may atone, how
ever, at tomorrow's matinee.
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'If the Shoe Fits"
"Oh, who would care to be a sprinN?
Its story 500 is told.
1t sits and looks as il It thinks,
And stays out in the cold"
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To the Crescents, of Midtown
you have worked hard and faithful,
and have contributed to the 1911
1912 basketball season a brilliant
record maintained by a clean-cut,
clever and consistent contingent, ia
miliar with the finer points of the
vigorous indoor game. The players
deserve honor, praise and feast of
reason and flow of the SOUL which
they will receive as their reward at
this evenings banquet.
Stop! Look! Listen, No, it is not a
locomotive only Big joe" He's in
again, officer, and this time with the
courageous Idea that he can lick
Jack Johnson" 1t Is the man VINO
aims high that reaches q higher goal
than the fellow who desires but lit
tie here below. Bethatasitmay, Mr..
Joseph has the following to say in
today's communication:
Aprila sig
Chipsie plao,
Mr.. Bosco.
Wei l muss be ride you one more
tim anie how fer Sunday l be TAX
machin an be go out wit Yassak for
allie burst, an be fer get to SOFT
Amboy wen machin be stop SO Vas
SAX he little bit fostay machin. So
he be rit oway ketchem tools an be
flxem, but anie how we mus be com
back so we be no go dat place.
Yestoday han he lille better. I be
box fer Yassak 4 round and l be go
good alrite. cupel NOR day | be box
lots Of a fello tbs place so I be alpite
fer box on show in Pitsburg cupel
weeks wen l be fight Wotek, Hitme.
He be big fello and he give me good
fight, If I lick dat fello 7 will be
chalence anie body fer c~hanpinchip
of eyrieplac an den l will lik be
fight Jack Johnson II
good by
BIG JOE.
Chipsie Plac
America.
Joe's ambitious, and that's no
bluff. Wen bide our time and watch
for him to make good.
1t is reported that an extremely
| popular young man of this city got
himself in very Dutch" last night
while e~ndeaVoring to take an equal
ly popular and pretty girl to see
THE Deyil' at the Bijou theater.
1t happened something like this. No
names are mentioned for obvious
reasons.
After being seated in the parlor
and the preliminary conversational
sparring had been INDUCED in, local
amusements were mentioned. How
would you like to go to THE Dew
il,'' he said, with his most improv-
ed Observation-Disclosures" man
ner. He got no further. A harsh
voice broke in and an equally omin-
Gus figure was framed In the door
way. whats that l heard you say
to my daughter" he said with fury
in his eyes. 81 asked her to go to
The Devil" came the easy reply.
"Oh, you did, did you. Well, III
teach you -l-f-i -- Fur
Their conversation is not recorded.
We have reliable information that
our hero when last seen was near
ing South Amboy and still moving
rapidly.