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mission, trade exchange and stor-
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business and close in residence pro-
perty No delay. Dyer & Fish.
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land Phone SO. O. NJ Redtield.
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planet Mercury will be seen lying to the
left of Venus at distance away from il
only one-third great as the distance
across the moon.
The planet Mars will during the month
move from the middle Of the Milky Way
to the center of the constellation of the
Twins. In small telescope this now ap-
pears but little more than one-half full,
SO that 1t resembles the moon when about
two days past Its fast quarter. The large
polar cap may still be readily detected,
but the planet is now SO very far away
that no other details can be we'll seen.
Saturn is now low in the west, and to-
ward the close of the month will be who'll
~ lost in the suns rays. 1t will not
definitely leave the evening sky, however,
until May IL
Jupiter is moving slowly westward in
the constellation or the Scorpion, and
though in the early morning hours IL is. a
beautiful and conspicuous object, riding
high In the southern heavens, IL has not
yet reached the borders of our evening
chart 1t is due east Of the star A, fig
ure l. rising at II o'clock on April 1 and
at few minutes past o'clock on April
30 An interesting eclipse OF its third
moon may be observed on the morning of
April 30 the moon disappearing at / hour
IS minutes 22 seconds am. eastern stand
ard time). and emerging from the shadow
Z hours 10 minutes 80 secondA 1et6E-
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crosses eastern New York and Long Is
land, will see the eclipse begin just as
the sun is rising: those between the lines
XII and ME will see the sun rise par
TALLY eclipsed, while to those west Of the
line ME no part of the eclipse will be Wis
ible. BY the use Of darkened glass the
passage Of the moon over the lower edge
of the sun may be clearly witnessed, but
from no place in the United States will
very large part of the suns disc be hid
den.
The little planet Mercury passes to the
west of the sun and becomes morning
star on April Is at am. but it will not
reach it's greatest distance from the sun
and SO become easily visible until the
middle of May. On the morning of April
% this bright little world will be found so
near the tar more brilliant Venus that
the two objects will look like a doupie
star In the early morning dawn. The OBJ
server has perhaps noticed how brightly
the latter planet has been shining in the
morning sky and how 1t also has been
drawing so rapidly near to the sun that
as the days go by it Is seen with ever
increas sing difficulty. On April / it rises 1
hour 10 minutes before sunrise, while by
April 30 this time is shortened to only 40
minutes. On April % IL may be detected
in the dawn. little way UP from the
east point Of the horizon. for q short
,Mhlle before sunrise. and On this date the
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shadow may fall upon the earth and so
form little round dark area, which is
never more than 175 miles across. This
sweeps over the earths surface, tracing
a narrow strip across the lands and seas,
and all observers inside this strip see
the sun completely hidden.
The eclipse Of April II is very pecul-
lar one. The produced shadow cone first
strikes the earth at A, figure 3, at 5 hours
! minute am, and sweeps over the At
lantic ocean along the line ABCD. One
hour and Is minutes after the beginning
1t has reached the point B. by which time
the moon has drawn enough nearer to
the earths surface so that the shadow
cone itself actually reaches the EARTH and
this continues while the shadow is NOV
ing from B to G. Observers on the path
between B and c will therefore see a to-
tai eclipse; that is, they will see the sun
entirely hidden. but when the point c Is
passed the distance from the earth to the
moon again increases and the shadow no
longer reaches the earth.
BY all observers along the narrow path
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Speed ca proclaim rle will realm head shall
be forfeit king

written constitution an amy school
boy can read it an understand 1T if he
has been admitted to tn bar an follows
tn decisions Nv tn Supreme Coort'
This here venerable docymint was
wrote out be tn fathers iv' tn republic
whin tn republic was in it's infancy, an
rash, mumps, an prickly heat, but
Nv course We can't find anything in
it fr tn govt. nervous prosthration.
an tn other ailmints Nv machure man
hood. so whin tn republic has a pain
in its stomach tn Supreme Coort
says: AT great expense we have
secured a copy Nv tn Constitution
firm a collector Nv rare docymints an
we find casther-ile wud-ve been i'm
ployed by tn foundhers iv tn nation
But this wud be onsuited to tn age
iv tn patient an wud remove tn
cause Nv TIL disease which is part iy
tn nature Nv republics. We have no
doubt that II tn GOLD La-adS that wrote
this docymint had lived to our day they
wud advise a musthard plasther Amy
on. Thin the patient won't know
which is hurtin' him an will be happy.
or ought to be. Holmes j., McKenna
j.. Hughes j., an tn Taft Judges
whose names I've forgot, concurrin.'
But, says Hogan, 1n England
they make up tn constitution as they
go along. Undher 1t tn king is tn
supreme ruler. Ye mustn't f'rget that.
All power comes firm tn throne. But
tn king don't git clint f'r supreem
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little soords.

nawthin' else to do, I let mo eye sthray
known. twas the best thing in tn
pa-aper. Tn truth. long suppressed
be our venial press. was out at last.
Finer readin' I niver struck.
IT clipped tn piece out Nv tn pa -aper
and here it is. TIL correspondent has
only been in England a week, so ven
have to get over his prejudice again
the arrystocracy:
ut was apparent says he. 'whin
tn house met that tn REPRESENTATIVES Nv
that ancyant arrystocracy that had
made England what it IL were in no
mood to be thrilled with. Faces sildom
seen within tn precints Nv Saint
Stephens assimbled firm far and near
fine young pathricyan faces tanned be
healthy outdoor life at tn races Only
their counthry's need cud call these
high-mettled youths firm tn chase or
tn temples Nv the Goddess Nv Chance.
but tn feelin' that their ancyent pre-
rogitive must be defined again tn en-
choachmints Nv tn mob aroused in thin
tn spirit which stirred their ANCESTORS
at Aggyncourt an tn siege fv Jeru-
salem, a. many a refined voice that
but tn night befure p'raps had been
softly implorin' Lady We're de We're to
kindly pass tn butter in some gilded
dinin' room Nv Mayfair was now heerd
frantically demandin' firm a polisman
tn way to tn house iv commons.
Among tn throng iv impetchuse ripri-
sintatives Nv Britain's proud ordhers
ye'er correspondent noted tn honorable
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rulin' onless he supreemly rules tn
way tn house Nv commons wants him
to. AS soon as tn king reads tn ellie
ton returns an finds out who is tn
boss iv tn house Nv commons. he says
to himsilf: There's a new face in the
cashiers window. 1t Is a pleasant
face, a kind face. 1t is the face Nv a
man that I wud like to have fr me
adviser. 1 will ilivate this humble
stranger to an Office Nv great dig
nifty I will make him me prime min
esther" TIL relations iv the prime
minister an tn king ar-re pecoolyer.
Tn king commands tn prime ministher
absolutely, on'y he mustn't command
him to do anything that tn prime
ministher hasn't asked him to command
him to do.
x
18th prime minister approaches tn
throne on his knees. 'Sirrah," says
tn king. pushin' him gently away
with his foot, what dye want?" II
await we're majestys commands" says
tn prime ministher. Get out" says
tn king II won't" says the prime
ministher. Well, thin" says tn king.
Il haven't any other commands for
ye'' "Ye're majesty don't know what
We ARE talkin' about / have a list
iv commands here that ye'd better be
hold tn boys amy longer" says he.
haulin' pa-aper out iv his coat tail
pocket. I'VE needn't read thin to me-"
catiff, an proclaim me rile will to me
realm or ye're head shall be forfeit"
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Cecil Raleigh Herbert Henry Juggins-
Potts, whose father. once well known
as Ezra Potts, tn cillybrated NANNY
facthrer Nv axle grease, now sits in tn
house Nv lords as Lord Montmorency
iv Hammersmith; tn Hon rable Lionel
Rookie. author Nv tn two-spade declara
st John Stiggins, on'y son an hear Nv
Lord Putney an Chipping Norton;
Capt. tn Honrable Ruthven links.
whose filly ran third in tn Oaks; Wis.,
count Putner. who invinted tn system
f'r batin' roolette at Monty Carlo, an
many others that tn polisman who
sthud in front Nv ye'er correspondent
said he had niver run acrost on his
beat
"'Whin tn prime ministher entered
tn house he faced a solid phalanx that
personified tn just feelin' Nv tn upper
classes again his threason BILE attacks
on tn estates Nv tn realm, an whin he
rose to speak their indignation was
voiced in a we'll bred howl that cud be
heerd a block away. There was some
thing very thrillin' to tn plain Ameri
cans in tn galrry in tn sight Nv these
arrystocratick lynimints famin with
naughty anger an in tn sight iv young
pathricyans shakin' their fists at Ask
it'll an cryin' out in their nicely mod
dylated voices: "Thraiter" Scum Nv tn
earth!" ut i'm with brick" "Set
down." Throw him Quit" Shut up
ye're mouth" I'VE kilt tn king, We
know We did,
"'Th' Hon'rable Cecil Juggins-Potts
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made his maiden speech be whistlin' on
two fingers. Young Stiggins. who has
a great reputation in Fash nab1e cir
c1es as a par1or entertainer. give an
Rookie crowed like a cock It was in
vain that Askith thried to stem tn
torrent Nv arrystocratic rage. In tn
end he had to lave tn buildin' an was
followed home be a throng Nv tn flow
ers Nv British chivalry cryin': Yah"
TIL scene was wan ~ the most dhram-
matte liver witnessed in English polly
ticks. Among those who looked down
on 1t firm tn strangers gallery was
Caleb Virgins, tn famous churn
mannyfacthrer of Baraboo. whose
daughter Is Countess Nv Upper footing.
AS an Anglo-Saxon. said Mr.. Wig
gins, I was greatly thrilled be tn
demonstration. All over tn wurrld
there is a concerted movement again
our ordher an 1t must be resisted.
NIL WIZ luS ICpOEtcu d SilshN
off in the churn business, but looked
for an improvement this fall"
What's 1t all about?" asked Mr..
Hennessy.
II didn't know mesilf till I asked
Hogan" said Mr.. Dooley. HE made
1T perfectly plain. Says he: Well. to
begin with. he says. England has a
constitution, but nobody liver took tn
throuble to write it down, so nobody
knows what is at amy minyit an
anything that happens is lible to
change it firm day to day. In our more
blessed country, he says, we have a
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croshayed be such a lot Nv seam
stresses? What were tn Irish Numbers
doin' in such an assimblyr How did
they amuse thimsilves? Where did they
An 1 was wrong all tn time. Why.
sir. tn British parylmint. far firm be-
ing a place where an old gintleman
cud go who had took up needlework
or sthringin' buttons, is as rufEanly q
place as any young fellow w. high
spirits wud want to spind his Satur-
dab nights in. In that there misripri-
sinted body there ARE statesmen that
wud shine in amy comp'ny no mat
Their how low. an ijjacated men that
have a vocablry that wud make tn
chairman Nv tn sthrike comfy Nv tn
scow thrimmers' union wish his father
had stint him to Oxford.
II was readin' tn pa-aper tn other
day an I'd read all tn criminal news
firm the burglary in Bloc Island avnoo
TO tn 1l1ctiOn Nv sinttor from 1llfnye,
an all tn humorous section about tn
breakin' up iv tn Tobacco comp'ny,
an tn athaletic news iv harmony in
the Dimmycrat party. an tn great
wurruk iv charity that tn steel COM
pny has been carryin' on iv desthroyin'
its rivals to save them Trim a worse
fate. an tn long-distance endurance
talk iv me friend, George w. Perkins,
an tn latest scandals firm tn mar
redge in high life to tn remarks about
it firm tn pulpit-in fact. Hinnissy, ]
read ivrything in tn pa-aper but an
iv commons, an thin, there bein'
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cast by the earth. The distance from
the moons surface to the extreme apex
OF its shadow is a very little less than
the moon from the earth. 1t therefore
follows that when the moon passes be-
tween the earth and the sun and its
shadow extends directly toward us it is
generally not quite long enough to reach
the earth. When the moon happens to be
a little nearer to us than usual. how
ever. almost the extreme tn Of the
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this region will see the latter part of
the phenomenon. the moon, as they see
it. rising eclipsed.
The moon during the present eclipse
will not entirely enter the shadow, but
will pass only through its upper edge.
the center moving along the line Alb
shown in figure 3. Our satellite will
therefore not become entirely darkened.
The shadow which the moon casts in
space 10 Of the form OF long cone. but
il u very much shorter than the shad0M
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OF the present year, Is usher
ed in by the always interest
ing phenomenon of an eclipse
of the moon, and two weeks
later our satellite will pass between the
earth and the sun, and its shadow,
sweeping over our turning EARTH will
cause an eclipse Of the sun. But I'M
fortunately, neither of these eclipses can
be seen to advantage from any part of
the United States. and the first is, in fact,
wholly invisible to US
The earth as it Journeys around the
sun is always attended by its great
round shadow. which extends out into
space in a direction exactly opposite to
that of the sun to a distance of S57 600
miles When, in the course of it's mo-
ton about the earth our moon happens
To pass into this shadow the light of the
sun is hidden from IL and we see our sat
elite darkened. II is of interest to no
tice that the fact that the shadow cast
upon the moon by our turning earth Is
always round constitutes one of the
clearest and most easily understood
proofs that our earth Is a round world.
When an eclipse of the moon is oc-
curing in this way IL can be witnessed
equally Well by all observers who live on
that half of our world from which the
moon is visible Every one who can see
the moon in the sky at all will see its
light gradually cut Off as II passes into
the shadow. But, unfortunately, on the
first day of the present month our moon
frat begins to enter the shadow at
twenty-five minutes past 4 o'clock In the
afternoon, and by two minutes past d
the eclipse Is over. As the moon does
not rise. even to observers along our
eastern coasts, until a few minutes after
the latter time. We will see nothing OF
this eclipse at all. But to observers in
Europe. Asia and Africa the moon will
be high in the sky. and the whole in
teresting occurrence can be witnessed by
them. Before the eclipse is over the
moon will also be seen to rise through
out South America, except in the extreme
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says he An tn prime ministher has
to obey whether he wants to or not
Thin" says Hogan, there ARE
tn lords. whin they don't stand in
with tn prime ministher they stand
between him an tn constitution.
thry like England an ours, which is
ruled entirely be tn people. 1T is neces-
sary to have a body Nv intelligent an
conservative men to see that they
don't entirely rule tn country. Dye
see tn pint?
"Th' whole idee iv republic is that
the people should have what they
think is good FIR thin But there are
more thoughtful pathrites who know
that IL they want it very much it can't
be good FIR thin. so they stop it. We
start a republic be askin' tn people
what they want, but We preserve it be
not lettin' Thin have 1t. So whin
Askith wanted wan thing or another
tn house of lords wuddent give it To
him An what does he do? He goes
up to tn king an says he: "Ye're
command me-" What to do?'
says tn king ITO make a bunch iv
lords" says tn prime ministher.
There ar-re enough now FIR tn bust
ness they're doin'," says the king.
How NANNY iv these pathricyans dye
want~ says tn king. II think about
four or five hundhred?" says tn prime
ministher. 1T don't know how NANNY
I'll need. Maybe / won't need amy"
Sc wan day Askith comes out an says
he: 9TH house Nv lords is one iv tn
grandest institutions. But tn king
thinks it needs freshenin' up.
"'Onless certain things happen which
his majesty has told me about, tbs his
ajesty's intention to create so many
peers that tn house iv lords viii have
to meet in tn base ball park. These
heriditory noblemen viii be chose FRI
tn flower Nv our population, an ony
men iv tn purest Norman blood viii
be selected" An how ARE ye goin'
to know they ar-re iv Norman blood?'
says some one BE findin' out how
they'll vote" says Askith.
We'll says Hogan, TIL house iv
lords puts up a furryous fight Led
be wan iv tn old nobility. why las a
lawyer be profissyon, but his family
were brewers. they resolved to die in
tn last ditch. which they did at a
banquet They made up their minds
10 sacrifice their ancient chamber
rather than give way. Unbending To
tn last these naughty arrystocrats
contested ivry inch iv tn way, making
untold sacrifices FIR their cause And
what did they do% says he They
refrained firm votin'! II was a mag
nificent spectacle. these proud spirits
bringin' back tn days iv chivalry be
iuckin tn roll call At tn last minyit
a message came firm Whitelaw Reid
protestin' in tn name iv American In.
vestors in English titles again wath-
erin tn house iv lords an depreecyatIn'
their securities. So Askith won, says
Hogan"
Dye think they'll liver abolish tn
house iv lords?" asked Mr. Hennessy
Not without a war with this coun-
Ihry," said Mr.. Dooley. WED have to
protect our investments"
0wxGht ~ &aaH- Pster- Dmns. -.l
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Figure 2-Passage Of the moon
through the earth's shadow April i.
ABCD the center of the moon will be
seen to move exactly across the center of
the SUM- Observers anywhere within the
area MADN, north Of this path. will see
the moon hide the lower edge of the sun
from view: outside Of the area MRN the
eclipse will be wholly invisible.
Residents Of our country who live along
and 70 The east Of the line kL+ which
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"Afther tn usual recess FIR tea tn
prime ministher leaped to his feet an
with his face convulsed be emotion re-
piled that he was hurt TO tn heart
be tn attack Nv tn right honorable gin
tleman who. much as he might differ
with him on matthers Nv impeeryal
policy. he 9TH prime ministher) re-
garded him 9TH right hon'rabIe gin
tleman) highly as a man an appreecy-
ated his splendid sarvices to tn Umpire
which he hoped wud meet their Just
recognition in place in Westministher
Abbey. Still, this was no time to place
personalities befure principles or tn
tenderness iv frindship befure tn ne
cissities iv Britain. an at tn risk Nv
shockin' his hearers he wud say with
shame an stern sorrow an on'y be-
cause tn fate iv tn Umpire was threm-
blin' in tn balance an in another mo-
ment if he hesitated all wud be lost he
wud say that tn right honrable gin
tleman-"
''Th' Speaker dndignantly)-Is tn
right hon'rable gintlemen aware that
it is now two minyits past tea time ?
TIL mullins ARE burnin'. i can smell
thin tCries Of 'Privilege.)
TIL Prime Ministher Gin great dis
tress)-I apologize to tn house. 1
hope IL is not too late to repair tn
bIundher / move tn usual recess be
prolonged to an hour. (Cheers)
ION III resumption iv the sitting tn
prime ministher concluded his philippe
with great bitterness.
The prime ministher-is onjudi-
cyoLsIy advised. Confusion. Govern
ment cheers an cries iv: Well played,
sir Opposition cries iv: oh, say
an Come, Gomez
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elf, oelu
Mr.. Dooley, III /
knew a way to go
about It I'd apollo
gize to tn British
parlymint. I wud
so. I've done II
an injustice. ] AL
ways thought Nv
1t as a place
where e n & l I Q h
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We'll. thinks I, il that's tn British
NparIymint no wondher tn English ar-re
Va law-abidin' people, fr where wud
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By Prof. Eric Doolittle of the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania.

HIS, the second spring month
of the present year, Is usher
ed in by the always interest
ing phenomenon of an eclipse
of the moon, and two weeks