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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
UpHOLsTERING, RENOYATING.

SALEM STEAM and Vacuum Carpet
Cleaning Works. Carpet cleaning;
feather renoyating; mattresses
steamed and re-made. All work
guaranteed. Work called for and
delivered. Phone Main 1854
Works located on 14th and Wilbur.
Successors TO Reed and zwlcker
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

Creamery butter, per lb. .'','.'''SOc
Country butter, per pound. d...''.'zSv
Eggs. per dozen ...,'...''''''''H'
Poultry. a,,
Fryers. per h. ....,,,,,..'''l4W loo
Hens, per ID. .,,,...,,,'.''''lVW 'lVWllo
Rcosters, per pound ......'...''' Oc
Livestock.
Steers (under 1000 lb.) ...... .Sb'6Oyo
Steers 1000 to 1900 lb) ..,..M.6OQs
Cows, per hundred weight .SS'6Og4.oo
Hogs, fat, per pound ......'".IIYta n, &c
stock hogs, per pound ....'''6h Wao
Ewes, per pound ........'''''''''So
snring lambs, per pound ........'.yo
veal. according to quality .'..''''llo
Pelts.
Dry, per pound .".,,'.''''''..,.,oSS
saited country pelts, each ..'..6bcVSl
Lamb pelts, each ...,......'.'''''HO ''HOe
--s-sD-e-----
The picture theatre at Dufur was
partly destroyed by fire Monday night.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
EXPERIENCED wATCHMAKER,

:. u. ROLLINS, 1886 South CONNER
clal street, has had 10 years expert
ence in the jewelry and watch re-
pairing business. Special attention
given to the adjustments which In
sures good watch service. All re-
pair work guaranteed, Your pat
ronage solicited, S-i5-lm
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
Business Opportunities In Salem and Vicinity
TIMING AND ROOFING.

3ADERTsCHER g. FULLER-Hot air
heating; furnace work; timing and
roofing; cornlce work Of all kinds
1888 South Liberty st., phone 600. Fig
ures on contracts cheerfully given
All work guaranteed 8-30-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
box FACTORY.

q. r, MASON BOX CoMPANY-Man-
ufacturers OF boxes, fruit trays, In
side work for fruit dryers and Mis-
sion furniture. Phone Main 3OS,
247 Miller street 4-G-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
MONEY no LOAN.

MONEY LOANED on anything OF
value. We also buy and sell. I'm
redeemed Remington Standard
typewriter for sale cheap. Salem
Loan oflce. 100 N Liberty.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
sCAvENGER.

SALEM ScAvENGER -Chas. Soos,
proprietor Garbage and refuse Of
all kinds removed on monthly con-
tracts at reasonable rates. Yards
and cesspoOls cleaned. Telephone
Main 2272. 6-ll-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
PORTLAND HOTELS.

NEW MATTHIEsEN HoTEL-Corner
Front and Columbia, at Oregon Elec-
trio depot Steam heat, hot and cold
water In all rooms, Open day and
night; rooms soc, 75c and 81. Also
Hotel Harrison, 40l to iO7 Front at.
John Matthiesen, proprietor both
houses. 10-b-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
THEREsKA HAT WORKS

HATS OF all kinds renovated and re-
cleaned. Prompt alterations; work
guaranteed. Thereska Hat Works.
s2i Center street. Salem, Ore.
e-2S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
TRANSFER co.

.. d. LONG G. C0.-General transfer
business. Baggage transferred.
Meet all trains West Salem, Ore
gon Electric and $. p. Phone Main
749. 1O5 $. Commercial street
6-17-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
WATER COMPANY.

SALEM WATER COMPANY - Office
corner Commercial and Trade SITS.
For water service apply at office.
Bills payable monthly In advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
FURNITURE MFG.

MADE TO 0RDER--Made in Salem,
Mission furniture, store and office
fixtures. Best material, best work.
manshIp, best goods, We also do
repairing and upholsterlng Capital
Furniture Manufacturing Co., $50
North Capitol at, phone Main 5S4,
4-gg-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
LAUNDRY.

CLOTHES LAST LONGER with our
all hand work; established 20 years.
1925 South Commercial st., phone
1853. Hop Lee. 7-26-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
ELECTRIC FIXTURES.

ELECTRIC FIXTURE & SUPPLY co,
--1S0 N. Liberty street, Electric
contracting, inside wiring supplies
and fixtures, estimates given Tele-
phone Main 26S, 9-S-ti
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
AUTOMOBILE.
BAKERIES.

BUTTERNUT BREAD - II Is worth
more than any other bread, yet the
price ls no higher For sale at your
grocer's, California Bakery, Thomas
4 Cooley, Pops.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
HAIR DRESSING.

SCALP AND SKIN SPECIALIST
Hair dressing, manlcuring, ohlrop-
ody and electrolysls, Comblngs
bought and made up. We make
speciality Of hair dyelng. Miss Ora
Poage, rooms s1S-S1s U. s. Bank
bldg. 3-7-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

FOR SALE--s5O extra large Z, s, g.
foot long dry cedar posts. at a bar
gain. 2s4 South Cottage street J..
5, Phillips. 7-S1-St'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

FAMILY LIQUOR sToRE-All stan
dard brands OF liquors kept In stock.
Wines by the gallon, bottle or case.
Free delivery In the city limits 70.
Eckerlen, 206 n. Commercial st.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
WANTED.

WANTED want two more agents
for Salem, q good proposition to the
right parties. L. d. McFadden, GAS
Ferry st, Call between 6 and 1880
p. M, 7-31-3t'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
UNDERTAKERs.

LEHMAN q CLoUGH--U. j. Lehman,
A. M. Clough, mortlclans and funeral
directors. Latest modern methods
known to the profession employed.
445 Court st. 9-20-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
CLEANING AND PRESSING.

MARION PRESSING PARLORS-Dry
and steam cleaning and dye works.
Ladies' silks, laoes and gloves given
special attention, Gents suits cleaned
and pressed. We are cleaners and
repairers. Try us. Goods called for
and delivered. Parlors, 2l5 North
Liberty st,, phone Main 2Ol4 9-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE--5-room house, furniture
included, $1,000. Parker & wareham,
with Il. Hofer q Sons, 2iS South
Commercial street 7-Sl-St
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
CHIROPRACTI .SPINOLOGIsT.

DIR o. l.. SCOTT--G Graduate of CHR
opractics Fountain Head, Daven-
port. Iowa, II you have tried
everything and have got no relief,
try Chlropractlc spinal adjustments
and get well. Office, 4O6-7-S U, s,
Bank building Phone Main 81.
6-S--tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
LIQUOR HOUSES.

WILLIAM BUTTE--E'lnew wines, liquors
and cigars. We handle the celebrated
Kellogg and Castle whlskies Cool
and refreshing beer constantly on
draught. South Commercial Bt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

OF course love is blind. That is
why II needs no light in the parlor.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
CEMENT WORK, ExCAvATING.

CARL TANDRUP. contractor for all
kinds OF cement work and excavat-
Ing OF all kinds. Let us give you
Hgures Satisfaction guaranteed.
2Oo5 Trade street. Phone 9S2.
4-29-ti
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
SAND AND GRAVEL.

SALEM CONSTRUCTION company
can supply you with sand and
gravel. Office AGA Court street,
Phone Main 100, Gravel bed on
Front street and North MIN Creek.
6-2S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
WATCHMA

U. s. MILLER, the MATCHMAKER
Over 20 years experience as a watch
maker Mt Beatrice, Neb High grade
work at eastern prices. Opera House
block, 484 Court at. 10-5-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

ORs. b. II, WHITE AND r. w.
Walton, osteopathlc physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates of
American School of osteopathy,
Kirksyille, Mo. Postgraduate and
specialized in nervous diseases at
Los Angeles College. Treat acute
and chronic diseases. Consultation
free. Lady attendant. Office sos
SOC U. s. National Bank building.
Phone $50. Residence S46 N. Capt.
tol street. Phone 400.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
REAL ESTATE-ContInued.

5000 BUYS LOT Close In one-half
block to carllne, 10-minute walk TO
center OF town. 500 cash, balance
easy terms. Also lot 60x120, all
assessments paid, on North Sum
mer. east front, for S47b; half cash.
Balance on easy terms. Inquire
100 North Liberty. 3-11-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

Journal want Ads" Bring Results
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS


)R, o. +. HEISLBY and DR.. $. Eta
Heisley graduates of A, s. o.,
Kirksvllle, Mo-, DR.. A. T. Still
president of the school and found
er of the science of osteopathy),
general osteopathic practitioners.
Also hydrotherapy and electric
light baths given without extra
charge for rheumatism, kidney and
liver troubles. The success In
these treatments is equal to going
to the hot lakes. Confinement
cases and female troubles a spec
ialty. 2O5 and 2O6 U. S. Bank
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

.. L. sTIFF-New and secondhand
furniture, hardware and general
supplies. Best cash prices paid for
secondhand goods. Just received a
large shipment OF new llnoleums,
carpets and rugs Corner Court and
Liberty streets. Phone 941. 3-12-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
PLUMBERS.

THE0. M. BARR-Plumblng, hot water
and steam heating and timing, 16i
Commercial st., phone Main 1872.
9-i-1vr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
Capital Journal "Want Ads" Bring
Quick Results

One cent word for first insertion,
one'haIf cent word for each Insertion
thereafter. No Advertisement taken foT
less than zoe. Count six words to the
line
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
WOOD AND COAL.


SALEM FUEL YARDS-Fuel kept
under shelter. handle Koplah
coal, and imported British Colum-
bia Wellington coal, the best on the
Pacific coast, Also hard and soft
wood, cut to suit, well seasoned
and In the dry. Satisfaction guar
anteed. See my stock, 752 Trade
street, or phone 500. Mark Siddall
CAPITAL FUEL co.,. j. O'Nell,
proprietor. All kinds of coal. Sole
agents for the famous Rock
Springs coal. All kinds Of wood
cut to order. Yard opposite s. p
passenger depot, phone 21O 12-4-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

FOR SALE, CHEAP-As | am leav-
Ing town, dining table, kitchen ta-
Bile, kitchen cabinet chairs, rocker,
bed lounge, range, and heater, wheel
barrow, some chickens and 12 In
dian Runner ducks. 2O11 Maple
Avenue, 7-3O-Stt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

CHAPTER NO. 81, o.
II. s. Regular meetings first and
third Tuesdays, Masonic Hall. Mrs.
Marion Derby w. NJ; Ida NJ. Bah
cock, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01

SALEM LODGE NO. 4. A. f. & A.
M. Stated communication ON first
Friday in each month at 1880 p. M,
in Masonic Hall, Mccormack block.
d. w. Pugh, w. NJ; John Bayne,
secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
NEW AND SECOND HAND GOODS.

HIGHEST price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges, hardware, tents,
etc. We carry the most complete
stock OF above articles In town at
the lowest price. 0. l.. McPeek,
ITO South Commercial st., phone
Main 1888. 8-26.tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-08-01
LODGE DIRECTORY.

LOYAL ORDER OF MoosE-Cherry
City Lodge No. 49S, meets every
Thursday evening at $3.50 in l..
o. o. r. Temple, corner Court and
High SITS. ID. X. Yantis, Dictator;
H. II. Turner, secretary, 1856 South
Commercial st.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06
By FREDERIC ]. HASKIN.

tiOn to strike the word male" from
the state constitution was Introduced
St1lWell. Of New York City This Dill
is practically the same thing as the
amendment proposed by the State SUI
rage association in 1911 which was Ia
vorably reported upon by the senate
committee on judiciary This year a
number Of societies have organized a
cooperative committee for Legislative
work Among the newer OF these or
ganiza tiOns are the Mems league, The
college league. the Political aSSOcla-
ton, the Equal Franchise society and
the WOman's Political union Each OF
these organizations represents a large
and influential membership and the
Woman Suffrage party is now recOg-
nized as distinct political influence
In Iowa, the Mems league for WO-
man Suffrage has become a cOnsidera-
bic organization and, at d meeting held
last month IN Des MOines steps were
taken to secure organizations Of men
throughout the state whose mem bers
are pledged 10 put forth every possible
effort, and to stand ready TO respond to
every reasonable demand for aid in Sc
curing the enfranchisement Of the WO-
men Of that state
Makes Progress in south.
In the southern states the suffra &c
Increment has made rapid progress
within the past year. In Tennessee, the
Equal Suffrage convention at an enthu-
sutuuOnal amendment for that state
which viii amend article TX, section /
oy following the word he" with the
words "Or She wherever it appears
IN that section Active county organi-
cations are now being formed IN that
state ana campaign for this amend
ment IS well under way The Tonnes
see suffra gists have also been actively
helpful in the organization of a strong
Equal Suffrage association in Birming-
ham, Alabama, which already Includes
among Its member a member OF the
city commission and other promising
men, as well as many OF the LEADING
society women Of the city
w men the Alabama Suffrage associa-
ton held It's recent meeting in Mobile
the mayor Of that city, whose views did
not seem to have been known in ad
vance, declared himself an enthusiastic
and uneQu1TOcal believer in woman sr1f-
rage He based his advocacy OF the
measure upon the ground that women
nave proved themselves capable not
only OF making politics more honest,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06
IA Years Ago To-
From The Herald OF l.
This Date 1898 udY

-Today's eastbound limited brought IN
There is a large increase in the local
piano trade
Bishop Henry Eyring. OF Colonia
Juarez, is at the Pierson.
H. L. Newman received several car
Ioads Of cattle from Chihuahua this
morning.
The north spur at the Southern Pa
ellc station is being extended to Camp
bell street
The revival at the Baptist church
closes tonight under the leadership OF
Kew J. T. French.
The Knights Of the Rose Croix will
IoIo their Rnual Maundy Thursday
banquet tomorrow.
Five hundred and three pounds OF
man Ll arrived on the santa Fe train from
the north today.
Newman Bros. and Nations have sew
'sral mead Of cattle in the T. P. yards
Tor shipment TO Big Spring.
Ine monthly melting Of the Y. NJ. c.
a auxiliary viii be held at the rooms
On san Francisco street tomorrow
Grading along the river front as far
as stanton street has been finished and
L1e work on the levee is nearing con-
Rattenbury and Davis. Of 81 PasO,
nave been awarded a $500 contract
Tor improving the church Of Guadalupe
In Juarez.
Passengers for the White Oaks road
arc boarding the trains at the South
ern Pacific station until the White
CABS station is completed
Nc more Chinese are to be employed
az the santa Fe shops. There were TWO
employed at S1.25 per day, but one
American at 81 per day replaced them.
The Democrats have opened head
quarters on Overland street, next to
AJAX Schutz's store The customary fur
niture, in the shape of beer kegs and
planks. are being moved in today.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06
The Herald's Daily
Story

q cOulQ only nave reached the yacht II
would have been all right"
I've faith in my lucky star" an
swered DuCane lightly.
"Youu need a lot sneered Lukyn-
ITS breezing up every minute.
Chances are Wen be carried out to
! sea"
Lukyn was evidently right. The sky,
so bright an hour ago, was now stained
with long strips Of windy cirrus
clouds. The balloon spun in the grip
Of a gathering gale.
Lukyn looked over.
There's the coast" he said anx-
iOusly- "An rocks and cliffs I daren't
bring her down here"
We're dropping fast" said the
croOked-nOsed man, in sudden panic
''Ducane, there's no help for 1t. Wen
have TO put the screw over"
It's a pity" said Ducane thought
fully, but needs must. You know
best. Gregory, I'm really sorry, for
you have always treated men with
certain consideration lsmentably lack
ing among your fellows Have drink
before you go, just to show there's no
i'll feeling"
Gregory's answer was a startling
one Unknown TO the rest he had
been busy for the past hour chatting
the cord which bound his wrists
against one of the iron ring plates
which ran down the corners OF the
car. Now at last they were free
With one spring he was on his feet,
and Selling the rip cord which hung
down through the mouth Of the gas
bag. flung all his weight on it.
There was a sharp. tearing sound
above, and as the gas steamed out
through the great rent the balloon
dropped rapidly.
With a howl Of fury Lukyn flung
himself upon Gregory, who met MIN
with a straight drive from the right
fist
The Debated gas bag, caught by the
wind, streamed out before the gale,
81 h. At dan r-rrrnz Ia
GregOry's blow sent Lukyn stagger-
ing backards down the slOping floor
Of the car, and with a wild yell he
lost his balance and disappeared from
Before anything else could happen
the car struck the sea with ire
mendOus splash, finging them all
Gregory stared round. and his heart
leaped as he caught sight of the smoke
Of a small steamer about a mile away
There's a chance for US still ne
said Yes, she's seen US. Hang on
Wen save our bacon yet. and be
hauled back to the Moor"
NO. it's not good enough" answered
Ducane, and let go of the rope
Gregory was just in time TO seize
him before he flung himself into the
wild sea
Five minutes later. when the steam
traWler Maid Of Brixham reached the
dereict balloon, her crew found the
three survivors all in a heap IN the
bottom of the car. which was half full /
Of water. and Of the lot Gregory, who ]
was still hanging on to Ducane like ]
grim death, was the only one who Q
showed any signs Of life.
They hauled them aboard with much I
and with hot drink and hot
blankets got Ducane and Gregory Z
round. But the brOken-nOsed man 4
was beyond help.
Ducane is back in Moorlands He 4
accepts the situation with his usual 4
equantmity- Gregory remains his very
good friend, and has some sort Of hope
that now his evil associates have de-
parted this life, Ducane, on his re-
lease, viii employ his considerable tai I
ents in earning an honest livelihood
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06
BY MADISON C. PETERS

where his love for his feuowmeu en-
deared him to all He Joined forces
with every forward movement that
worked for a higher civilization At
90 he was bishop OF New York NOV
ing the city with his Impressive eIO-
quence. and at 50 he was made arch
bishop His spiritual zeal was char
acterlzed BY his recognition OF a com
mon brotherhood among men Along
side OF Henry Ward Beecher and bish-
op simpson, stood archbishop Hughes.
IN those dark days when the north was
almost ready TO yield Beechers .prodi-
g1ous service FOR the union in England
was matched BY the labOrs OF archbish-
% Hughes in France
The heart OF this Irish immigrant
went out to America as it did IN low
atty to his church Who viii dare say
that Roman Catholics are foes 70 free
dom and unfit for republicanfsm1 La
1ayette, Pulaski, KOsciusko. Charles
Carroll, John J. Hughes and hundreds OF
thousands OF others equally worthy OF
mention are denial OF the FREQUENT as
sertion that the Catholic religion Is IN
favorable to freedom and in conflict
with republican Institutions.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06
Closets
By GEORGE FITCH,
Author Of "At Good Old Siwashs
Copyright 1912, by George Mathew Adsmsl

minor affection beside a husband A
skeleton doesn't root around in a closet
and turn it inside out trying to ind its
Closets have been getting larger dur
ing the past few years, mainly because
OF the great growth in the size Of hats.
A good many houses cannot be rented
any more and are being torn down be-
cause their closets VIII not fit the
modern hat, even if it is wedgsd IN side
ways. As the closets have grown in size,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06

but OF rendering more effective the
whole political machinery
In Louisiana the work OF women has
for many years been potently felt in
New Orleans and taXpayinE women
already have school suffrage through
out the state In North Carolina the
chief justice Of the supreme court Of
the state, Hon Walter Clark. made q
strong suffrage speech recently in
dtcatiTe Of the attitude Of many pro
gressiFe men Of the south upon the
woman question IN Georgia there is
a State Suffrage association with act
i've branches in each Of the important
towns and also at Athens, Georgia.
there IS a Mems League for Woman
Suffrage which Is vigorously cham
pioning the cause.
The organizations opposed 70 woman
suffrage minimize the importance Of al
these various activities and declare that
in all Of the suffragist organizations in
the country there are not more than
rs, 900 members
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06
POINTED PARAeR,pns

throws at success.
- good scare is more benefit to
some men than good advice
Be sure of your aim III lffa 1900
moving into a glass house.
Most men who are sbadov-a5 nv
deLecuves are more or less shady.
ne man who IS liberal with his sym
Music Is the food Of Iove-wbicb Is
more than may be truthfuIly said Of
II II wasn't for his wife man
would never know ANYTHING v,-o--L
knowing about his neighbors-
A woman can get a man 10 do any
thing she wants him to II she has tact
enough 10 induce him to talk about
himself.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-06

- LOSETS are small compartments
built in houses for the purpose OF
~ concealing clothes, ,shOes, skele=
tons, naughty children and badERouse-
keeping.
Closets are not important to men, be-
cause they are not a4iOWed-t q use them.
But they mean everything to women. A
home may have a poor furnace, leaky
roof and rheumatic system of plumb
ing, but If it has two large closets in
each room, a woman viii rent it with a
cry of JOY, and viii live happily in it
until she can find some house which is
nine blocks from the street car, but has
one more closet and a window in it at
that.
Closets are very uesful, because they
keep rooms so clean and orderly, and
closet doors are useful, because they can
be shut and locked, thus keeping reckless
husbands from wandering into the
closets and getting lost Husbands are
the greatest drawbacks to closets any
way. A husband Is forever irving to
ereak into a beautiful large closet and
hang a pair of pants in it, Marriages
would be happier if husbands We're more
conslderate in this regard Only the
other day in Seattle, a man who had
always been considered kind and noble.
broke into beautiful closet and mis-
placed eleven skirts. nine waists. four
hat boxes, Is pairs of shoes, a seal skin
coat, three muffs, a feather boa, and an
opera cape while trying to find a vest.
and the vest wasn't there, either. His
wife had given it to the Salvation Army
long ago. A good many closets are sup
posed to contain skeletons. but this Is a