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The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

Miss Upperten, are you engaged to be
married TO Count Nocash?"
There is absolutely no truth in the
rumor. Marie. show the gentleman the
ring and give him a photograph"
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10


About the only thing that doesn't ad-
vance in prizes is dollar diplomacy, and
it never was worth the money.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10
Frnn 10 Pittshurg 81.

Easter Sunday viii fall on April s
What will the poor. rabbits do il the
price Of eggs keeps on going upward.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10
The West vIrEinia Situation.

Virgil Highland. the new chairman OF
the West Virginia Republican State COM
mittee. fastened from Clarksburg the
day after the luncheon conference Of
President Taft and. Isaac T. Mann. the
millionaire Republican leader OF the
Lower West Virginia region. 1t is evil
dent that President Taft with fun faith
in Mann's way OF handling things, indi-
Gated a wish for prompt action in the
State in opposition. to the Gov. Glssscock
demand for Roosevelt. Chairman High
land viii be empowered TO do more than
any other State chairman in West Vir-
ginia has been enabled to do in many
years. There was a good deal OF pub
licity given to the GlasscOck utterances.
and the work demanded of Highland
and his associates may not be easy at
first. but they plan to win early and
make the victory an object lesson in be-
half of the President in other States
which will elect delegates after West
Virginia has spoken.
Mr.. Dawes In Politics Again.
There is something more than satisfac-
ton among the President Taft managers
over the return OF Charles G. Dawes TO
political activity in Illinois. 1t is re-
called by the old Mckinley and Hanna
organization people that Dawes was one
Of the most active and powerful mana
gers I'm the Hhrst and second Mckinley
campaigns, and was especially noted for
his fine work in Illinois for the first Nc
Kinley nomination Prior to that work
Dawes was little known in politics. but
he had much to do with national affairs
along with Hanna and Cortelyou after
the 1895 campaign. He was lawyer but
went into finance and big things apart
from the law. piling up a big fortune for
himself and aiding others to do remark
ably we'll He was Comptroller OF the
Currency under Mckinley and learned the
banking business. going to the head OF a
Chicago trust company after leaving the
Treasury. During his Official residence
here Dawes was a guest at the White
House nearly every night and was looked
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

It is now seIf-evident that the ther-
mometer has nothing TO do with the
Price of ice,
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

Prom the Ohio State Journal
The idea OF smacklng ones lips over
blend of petroleum and glycerin is
inconceivable.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10
Rough on the Prince.


When 1 was abroad. was constantly
taken for a certain crown prince whom
believe l resemble
Must have been expensive for you
why so?"
Il suppose you had to shell out some
large tips"
But didn't. I let the prince get the
reputation Of being a piker."
Held His Ground.
Can you put my advertisement on the
baseball pager
Nix
But my competitor has good space
there"
''welI, he stuck to the baseball page
all winter"
The Prevailing Fads.
Life is not all beer and skittIes"
mo; a good part Of It is devoted to
90 saa
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10
COSTING MONEY.

1ly valentines
ARE modest iiueS
A. r. MULBOWNY.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

All eggs are in cold storage these colo
days. and some OF them will stay there
II the price remains around 50 cents.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

From the Baltimore Star
Everything is not going up. Paper and
pencils are stationery.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

From the Birmingham AseHerald.
The man who broke into warehouse
and stole some butter knew ne had
better field than the United States mint
affords
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10
,rom the Milrankre sentinel

We are informed that the price of
straw hats will be raised next summer,
but what's the use of borrowing trouble?
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

IVIII EITl DI7IIlI IItIaTIs
The promise of a full ice crop relieves
the threat in one direction of high cost
of living.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

From the ProF1denee JouruaL
Butter is almost a necessity in a land
where there Is poor bread, Ike the United
States.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

From the Dss Moinss Tribune.
The graphophone. we are told. IS max
ing COWS yield more milk. But It's the
price Of butter that maKes the consumer
whistle.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

FIom the SaraunAh Pres.
In Cincinnati the manager Of cold
storage plant has committed sIicide.
He must have sought death because
there were no more eggs to conquer.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10

Ffum the ChattanooEa Times
Some chump must have killed the her
that laid the fresh egg.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-10
GABRIEL's RIVAL.

b. STANLEY SIMMONS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
PISTOL PRACTICE
STARTS EXCITEMENT
Patrol at Ysleta Changed
and G Troop Returns
to the Fort.

Ysleta. Tex. April 17-C troop OF
the Fourth cavalry has returned 10
Fort Bliss. and d troop, under COM
mand Of Lieuts. Gardenhire and Cheney
has taken its place. Lieut. Gardenhire
has his automobile in camp, which he
finds very convenient in overseeing
his various patrol stations Excite
ment was created up and down the
valley and as far as FL Paso when the
troop had pistol practice The camp
site being near the river. IL was re
ported that the troop was having q
skirmish with some rebels opposite.
Telephone messages came thick ana
fast. but fears were quickly dispelled-
A fishing party went down to the
lake near san EiiZar1O and were sue
cessful in catching zoo fish in one ar
ternoon- Camp flres were built and
a fish fry enjoyed The party went
down in Robert Gibbs automobile ana
included Ar and Mrs Spencer, Nh and
Mrs. Duncan, Miss Mary Blanchard,
Boone Cathey and Dr.. and Mrs. Z 5
White.
Mrs. W D. Lansden entertained the
Thimble club at Valley inn Refresh
ments were served in the dining room
The table had for central Ornamen-
tatiOn a vase of pink carnations and
ferns placed on a round, silver framed
mirror. Three eyelet embroidered
pieces over pink satin were placed on
the table Pink wax tapers burning
under fiIagree shades gave a soft
light to the room Mrs Lansden was
assisted in receiving by her mother,
Mrs. A l. Peterman. The guests in
Guided: Mesdames c. n. Smith. G.. ".
Hoffman. J. W. B. Robinson, Robert
Cole, John Mcdonald, B. A Oden, z.
S. White and Misses Juanita LOeWen-
stein, Florence Hughes, Vera Pool and
Elizabeth Glenn or Dallas. The next
meeting of the club Will be with Mrs.
E S White.
Capt. John r. Hughes has returned
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
HADLEY RECALLS
WESTERN TRAILS
AIissOui's Governor Wei
comes Delegates to the
Trails Congress.

Kansas City. No. April lin his
opening address at the annual conyen-
ton OF the Trails congress, which con
vened here today, Gov. Hadley, Of Mis-
souri,, paid high tribute to those back
of the projected connection OF the his
toric trails to make a natl )nal high
way across the continent and expressed
himself as being personally in favor Of
the plan The convention, which will
close tomorrow night with an illus
trated lecture on the Santa Fe trail,
was attended by appointed delegates
from all the states through which the
trans-continental highway would pass,
representatives from various autOmo-
bile organizations and members Of
good road associations throughout the
country
Governor Hadley. in his speech, re-
called the inestimable service of these
old trails in the early days OF western
immigration and drew glowing word
picture Of the benefits that would ac-
crue from the completion Of the pro-
ject He recommended a strong appeal
TO the various state organizations that
vvouId be benefited by the highway
for help in pushing the matter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
CITY WAREHOUSE
CONTRACT AWARDED
Building VIII Be Used For
Storing Feed For the
Citv'S Horses.
CItVS Horses.

The contract for the steel frame work
on the citv's new warehouse has been
let TO the Darbyshire- Harvie Iron and
Machine company. and viii be approved
bv the city council at its meeting on
Thursday.
This warehouse. the purpose Of which
Is to store materials for the city, Is to
be erected on the property purchased
for this purpose and located Just east
of the r. p. tracks in Cotton addition,
on MagOffin avenue.
The total cost Of the structure viii
be about $4,000 and it viii be con
structed of steel and concrete, and fire
proof stables Of the same material will
be built in connection.
When it is completed, it viii be pos
sible for the city to purchase feed for
its horses in carload lots when the mar
ket is low and store it there for year,
the warehouse having q capacity Tor one
years supply.
Mayor Kelly says this is the last OF
the things recommended in his last mes
sage to be carried out, all the others
having been completed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
ALAMAGORDO WELLS
To FURNISH Attest
Three Wells in Different
Locations Pumped by
Different Methods.

Alamogordo, y. NJ, April 17.-Consid-
cradle interest is being aroused over the
finding of plenty of water in the wells
being put down by Mrs. A. P. Jackson
and Chas. T. Mitchell.
The two wells are more than two
miles apart and both on high ground.
and tic Mitchell well Is about four miles
from the hills. and in both wells there
are strong veins of water.
Mrs. jackson viii use an electric mo-
tor to pump with and Mr.. Mitchell VIII
use a gasoline engine, thus showing the
cost OF pumping with either electricity
or gasoline.
The Geo. Carl wells are on low ground
and about one mile from the jackson
we'll and two miles from the Mitchell
we'll Mr.. Carl uses steam power in
pumping water. A comparison of three
modes OF power for pumping water viii
be made.
These three wells in three districts
and in different localities and sections
show beyond doubt, it is claimed, that
there is an abundance Of water under
the ground and all that is needed Is
cheap pumping power.
AndeTsOn-AndeTson Nuptials.
Leo Z. Anderson and Miss Lizzie An
derson were married last night.
The wedding took place at the hOTas
of the grOOm's sister, Mrs. D. A. Friblev.
in this city Rev Ed. lie Breton, pastor
Of Grace N. T. church, Officiated. Nlr.
Anderson is with the national forest
service with headquarters at Questa, n.
NJ, for which place the couple lett to-
day to make their future home. Miss
Anderson has been teaching the log
wood" school near Clouderoft. Only
few invited friends were present at the
wedding. Refreshments and music were
a feature of the occasion.
j. NJ Anderson. editor of the TularOsa
present
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
OPUFO MINE SHIPS
RICH ORE TO BORDER
Conditions in the District,
However. Are Grow
inc Unsafe.

Douglas. Ariz-, April lone Of the
richest shipments Of silver-cOpper ore
received in Douglas for several months,
arrived here from the Matates mine,
near Ouuto. The ore averages zO43
ounces in silver and 90 percent copper
TO the ton. being real picture" rock
The average value per ton is well over
$1,000.
worse in the vicinity Of OputO- 1t is no
longer safe for anyone TO ride through
the country alone. For this reason cit
liens are banding together when they
want to ride from place TO place
The prominent citizens Of the MOcte-
yuma district are not slow in percelV-
ing this condition and are moving into
Moctezuma They are ready to rush
for the border.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
CATARRH
The Enemy
of Mankind
Sprays, Douches, ointments,
Snuffs and Stomach Dos
ing Have All Failed to
Cure It.

Catarrh Is a vile and disgusting dis
ease because its revolving symptoms
cannot be hidden
Many people despair Of ever get
ting rid OF catarrh, but II they viii
go about fl in earnest they can stop
the discharge in a few days Danish
snuffles hawking and splitting
To end the misery of catarrh,
breathe HYOMEL Get a complete out
fit today and see how quickly catarrh
can be conquered with the soothing,
healing antiseptic air of the Eucalyp-
tus forests OF Australia
A HYO1LEI outfit tbOttle OF ny
ONIEI and hard rubber Inhaler costs
800. Pour a few drops into the in
haler and breathe il. that's an you
have to do Breathe il five or six
times a day and watch the symptoms
of catarrh disappear one by one. HT-
OMEI is a tried and true remedy for
catarrh. coughs colds, Group and ca
tarrhal deafness For sale by drug
gists everywhere. Extra bottles IL
needed. so cents. Kelly * Pollard
guarantee it.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17

slant caving Of the ground. and the
fact that the shaft tim bering was loOs-
ened from top to bottom and had 10
be- supported by wire cables from the
surface. The shaft has been aba doned
and work at the property discontinued
The Miami Copper company is min
ing and concentrating 5000 tons OF
ore Der dav and the mill is reported
to be doing excellent work, though eN-
periments are being made in the sixth
unit with a roughing system, and with
a view of increasing the efficiency OF
the crushing department. Emil Deis-
ter. formerly of the Deister COncen-
traitor company. has erected one OF
his new sfx-decked slime treating ma
chimes below the first unit and Is
conducting tests to determine its ef-
fiCienCy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
THINK MESSAGE IS
LICENSE TO INSULT
Two Returning Americans
Say Mexicans Are in
Ugly Mood.

President Tafts message to Ameri-
cans telling them to leave Mexico, has
been taken by MeXicans TO mean that
protection has been Withdrawn from
Americans in Mexico and the Mexicans
have taken advantage of It in a num-
Der of places to insult Americans.
This is what Clemente Guion. a mil
liOnaire mining man and capitalist OF
100 Broadway New York. and r. S.
Vickers. a mining engineer of New
Orleans. say. They arrived over the
North western Tuesday morning in
sOfIed khaki. riding boots and full
grown sets of whiskers.
Leaving Douglas four months ago
to prospect I'm Chihuahua. the two
mining men spent the greater part OF
the time in the Sierra Madres. where
Mr. GuiOn denounced several claims
and has arranged for the development
of the claims. During the four months
they were in Mexico the two men traV-
eled more than 900 miles across the
mountains. During that time Mr.. Gull
on was arrested and searched four
times and both were subjected TO every
manner of insults by the natives, they
say. 1t became necessary for them to
employ a pair Of ex-soldiers of the
United states army TO act as their
body guards and they Travelled with
enough arms to stock a small arsenal.
While at Guerrero. before coming to
Ell PasO, Mr. Nickers was the victim
of the anti-AmeriCan feeling which eX-
lists i'm that community he says. While
standing on the corner of the plaza
viewing the scenery. a number of Mex
leans called him insulting names and
a Mexican woman stepped on his feet
and spat in his face. Not being armed
at the time and for fear of starting
a riot. he was forced to beat il with
out resenting the insults OF the Next
cans They say that the conditions in
Chihuahua are becoming worse, and
they considered 1t pest to leave the
country before any further trouble Oc-
Cured.
They say that If Abram Gonzales is
in Guerrero his hiding place is being
kept secret.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
RICHARDSON MINE
SOLD TO SHANNON

Nogales. Ariz.. April 1.-THE shan
non Copper company, operating near
C1if+o1 has purchased the R R. r.
copper mines near Patagonia from X
r Richardson, where recently big
strike has been made
The company will employ a large
force Of workmen, put in much ma
chfnerv and develop their property on
an extensive scale.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
ENDORSED AT HOME
sucb Proof as This should Convince
Any FL PasO Citizen.

n
The hubble endorsement OF a local
citizen is the best proof that can be
produced. None better. none stronger
can be had When man comes for
ward and testifies to his fellow-citi-
zens- addresses his friends and neigh
bOrs YOU may be sure he Is thorough
~ convinced or he would not do So
Telling ones experience when il is for
the public good is an act OF Kindness
that should be appreciated. The fol
Lowing statement given by resident
of FI PasO adds one more to the many
cases of Home Endorsement which
are being published about Doan's Kid
ney Pills Read j.
" r Kitchen. u. ). custom Inspec-
tor. FI Paso Texas. says. Il have used
Doan's Kidney Pills for various kidney
ccmplaints and found them very bene-
ficiaI had pains in my back and
L-beD vent to Wards Pharmacy. [
got a box OF Doan's Kidney Pills.
Their use as directed greatly relieved
me. can recommend Doan's Kidney
pills because they do just as repre-
scented"
cents Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo,
Ncw York. sole agents for the United
Remember the name--Doan's-a
take no Other
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
WEST COAST MINES
EXPECTING POWDER

Guavmas. Mex. April IA carload
Of powder for the FundiciOn de Sina-
loa is expected at Guaymas. It VIII
keep the mines running for at least
month.
shipments OF powder and blasting
caps for the Creston-Colorado, at Tor
res and for the TecoIete Copper com
Dany. Carlo. have not been received as
vet. but everything possible is being
done by the railroad to get all snip
ments Of explosives for mining pur-
poses through. in order that no mines iIti1
NAV, be forced TO shut down for lack
OF powder
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
The Giants OF Yesterday : By Garrett p. Serviss
No. f. The Terrible Tyrannosamus

"HE name tyrannOsaurus seems
to accord extremely well with
the character OF the animal seen
fin our Illustration today. With its
rows Of cleaning teeth. its massive
Jaws and its powerful limbs. it was
the representative Of remorseless brute
force in its day
Science has not done its full duty to
the cause Of education when IL has
merely described in technical Ian
EuaEe the forms OF these enor-
nous creatures which inhabited the
earth long before the appearance OF
man An effort must also be made to
present these animals and their man
ner Of life to the minds eve Of the
reader. so that he can form vivid
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
CFrom Judge.)

A., ola darI1v was trying to describe
how he preached It's dis away,
boss said he ''Fust All tells EN-
v'af Ah'm gwine to tell EN-. den All
An tells 'em. an den All tells EN- what
Alive told en-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17

rus furnished with a horny backbone
creatures had need Of extraordinary
consisting of sharp edged plates two
or three feet IN diameter, and set IN a
row like the teeth OF a gigantic buzz
saw. and why Cid the triceratops-
which also fed on plants. have a Won
Cerful shield. Ike an immense ladies
ruff. surrounding its neck and protect
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
PILES DEFY THE KNIFE
THE CAUSE OF THEIR FORMATION
STILL. REMAINS.

STILL REMAINS.
One place where surgery fails TO
bring permanent relief is in the treat
ment OF piles. because even when the
evil tumOrs are cut away, the cause
OF their formation still remains That
cause is poor circulation. DIT Leon
hardt's HEM-ROID is the tablet rem
edy that is taken inwardly and gets
right to the inside cause.
HElI-ROID is sold for 81 by Kelly
& Pollard. Distributors. and all drug
gists. Money back if IL fails. Dr.
LeOnhardt Co. Station 3, Buffalo, n
y Write for booklet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17

from an official VISIT to Austin and
is at his ranch. Grassland Ranger
Moore has gone to SweetWater.
Mrs Gardenhfre and son. James. and
Mrs. Cheney and daughter. Frances
came down from TT. Bliss and spent
Sunday with their husbands
PasteurIzed milk. n Paso Dairy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17
CRUDE OIL ADVANCES
TWO CENTS BARREL

Independence. KAN April 17.-Au
advance of . cents a barrel in the
price OF crude oil making the price
81 cents was announced by the Prairie
OIL and Gas company today.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17

One hundred porch columns and caps.
What viii you give for them? No rea-
sonable offer rejected. Lander Lumber
Co
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17

This friEhffuI
beast was flesh
ating. and is he
Iieved TO have been
capable OF killing
creatures OF twice
its size, like the
dIpIOdOcus, iEuanO-
don. etc.
1t had an enOr-
nous mouth, with
rows of cleaning
teeth, massive jaws
and limbs OF such
power that it could
have killed an eIe-
plHant with one
blow.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17

ing its back2 Evidently because these
armOr TO defend them against enemies
of terrible power.
Tt is a striking fact that the prevail
ing form among these gigantic ami
mails, both the flesh feeders and the
plant feeders. was that of a long,
flexible bodied creature, with the hind
legs usually OF great size and power
like those of a modern kangaroo. This
suggests that they must have been
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-04-17

mental representation OF them and
their surroundings. This. OF course,
can only be done with the aid of the
Imagination. It IS history that we are
reading when we delve into the rocks
or the globe. and no history is com,
plete without the pictures which the
imagination. stimulated by such facts
as IL can obtain. forms in the readers
mind
Why was the plant-eating stegossu-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-03-14
ANY relation to Isadora, the dan

4NN4lAASl VI IAANAAA W Seai . - =. 49, -
you ought to read the papers,
goily. Some people don't seem
to have no taste for literature at
all. I'll wise you to these Dun
can parties.
About II years ago these Dun
cans blew into Paris from Mount
Hymettos, suburb of Athens,
and they wasn't wearing much
but sandals and bath towels,
though Mrs. Duncan-Penelope
did have on alocket. Now, you
know, Paris amt no place for peo-
pie to go like that. It's a gay
burg, but the people wear clothes
of some kind, cause that's where
all the styles come from.
Look who's here, says Paris.
But the Duncans didn't pay no
attention, and started hunting a
fat, just like regular people. And
then-just a minute, Gertie.
Excuse me, madam, did you
say pink ribbon OF punk ribbon?
You did? Well, this is pink now,
but it'll look punk on you. You
do! Sure, report me to the floor
walker. He owes me a dollar.
"Ain't some of these women
awful, Gertie? That dolls one of
the kind who'll talk about her
wine cellar if her husbands got
a pint flask of Green River hid
away on the closet shelf. But
about them Duncans.
They finally got fat, opened
an account at the corner gro
Gerry, and took trips all over Paris
in them bed sheet clothes. But
Paris finally got used to- It, and
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-03-14

mond, the husDand, 10 take an Ola
bath towel and design gown for :
them.
And just when everything be-
gins to look lovely the Duncans
had to move. Seems they kicked
because there wasn't enough heat.
What do you expect? asks the
landlord. Put on few clothes
and you'll get warm
But that don't suit the Dun
cans, so they takes their little
son-did tell you that they had
a little boy, Menalkas? No? Well,
they had. Anyhow, they packs
up an extra towel or two and
started looking for another fiat. :
But every place it was the same.
The owners wasn't givin' no
guarantees against pneumonia If
these people insisted on going
around dressed like statue in an
art museum.
$50 about a year ago, pa, ma
and the kid grabs boat and sail
ed for the great free America,
where you're burned lucky to get
even as many clothes as these
people had. They was arrested
before they got a block from the s
boat. Giving show without
license, OF something like that,
was the charge.
Huh, says Pa Duncan.
There's actresses in this town
that can get their entire ward
robes in small handbag. You
got n'awful crust to pinch US
And he gets by with the talk
too. The police lets EN- go just
The Washington herald., 1912-01-21
Kornox Corn Paint
Phosphate Emulsion.

Highly recommended as a tonic for coughs and cold
building, Aesh-producing; contains the nut
ment OF eggs. We make it fresh every day. Half phi
25 cents. Pint,
SO Cents.