Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1912-07-12
RUB|N'S COMMENT

waybask idaho July aztec ne i"tf'p-
deer mister cdyter.
when / went Up ..ome and enceWent'
.rea mi constituency tha wanted q
know what had brok loeose In me poi
ttieal maftcra ov the country TEDDY
r..arinr around has friteaed sum o'
~ Ueck need and then the princeton
eebooimaser bfeaKer intu the ring ioi
round OF 90. al naa 20 kerfnnniAe"
az a,tnashln that THAR amt 40 use oH
proffysien what next
iist lei Us turn from enc distant anu
obscure oblivion q nashinm ppi'StA ~
the duina o. hncoia cownty. amohk ~
willing martyrs who are wlhfn % Ht""
t,eed and die fes thalr country put H'S'
what's tbeuno the fole Is fsii Of ia'n'HA'
wont senator borden look hke
senate a. course he gln be Hon, nut
that dsnt amount ia ahucks compared
v,.tb the good be can IA Tor his suffer
a. constituency
archl. bowler slll git Tired nggefln
az tls majority. fer up here Ia way
pact he "a the thing. the boys shy ne
IL "lt' s don't know what. but at ana
!, don't amount "a noihen what ut II Is
20 long aa TIE boys rool up major
IT, that viii make the other fciier green
eyed With envy. archie is good hKser-
ar and sili make thc best Assessor the
county ever had and don't you forget
what say he viii be a four time winner
poor xugg be has lost In his prognosti'
caahin Ia the nashinai fife al chicago
bet be win find hlscf again Ia his fnce /
Tor tneshrffalty zugg H. d versatile cuss
he has the country with him. no promis
"a the people o. thecounty 20 enforce IN /
the laws and be- has done q without I
fetr. even though he ala have ia 90
after hls friends
ali law vioiatora look alike GA zuEE. but /
an girls don't don't ask him why Il mite I
be embafrnasen ia him. but I no there
are sum girls that look better Ga him I
than others why don't yon get married /
and b. man Instead oy runnin around I
homeless and hoHaelcse bat he wiz sum I
day
I've dlersased. zugg win throw 20 much
dust 10 the race fer ghlrin tina; hts.
opponent may Doe 10 the race but the'
Atmoafore viii be 90 fun oy dust that
be wont be- visible
the iafinest thing ! ever seen IN polly
tix IL the whole blame form runnen fer
tho office ov prosecutor attorney. the
nominees Tor this job Is auboleo & heist
and IA don't make a BIZ ov difference
how yuo may hate heist you've got
"a give him haf vote. and Visa versa,
here is WHARF you've got ia vote the
dlmmicrat and the republican ticket In
spite cv yourself the firm II goen "a
git the Job oy prosecutor the poor Teller
who slip a cog occasionally. and the
other Teller is goen ia do the defend
On. aint that o snap Il puts me In mind
Nv the firm q lawyers In saint louis
You Kctehem 8 l chcatem."
IN bet you never run I'D agin
proposition WHARF you had to vote both
parties IN one ballot before ,
mrs burnside ~ frcpressibie because
he IL tho best county superintendent
hat ever sat In shoe leather In this
'ountfy you cant Cook" her goose
his trip. the pace will not be warm I
'noueh 20 even raise" her adversary. '
lfter the elcknhin she win jlst 20 on IN q
nc even tenor Of her ways and superin-
end the destiny Of the youngsters ov c
he cownty list as n THAR had been n
uthen usdn this fan.
tn other words no one win take fan ;
az or the popular superintendent.
was amused ga see that charles + =
coroner SOS 70 sit on the dead ones. o
o one win ever know what happened ia n
Is patient Tor Instance while he Is Of
oronef. that's the smoothest trick I've 81
yer seen turned. well there T. one thing Al
are the doctor win not alt on many Of
Is own cases fer he Is doctor what
but that isent an doctor dil Is after
% same Job 80 that he can sit on l.
Hers cases scein that zclier was Il
kin "a sit on his well here's a precty N
'ttio q fish with the two leaden fysic =,
ms Eitien on the dead what chance
never mind. 4 viii ali be the same n
nH a hundrer years rum now wheth- 81
am or Keller sat on % when we dlde IA
81 thots ofpollytix was banished rum ca
r minds on the grato glorious fourth "a
hen tho crate amorlccn eagle spread m,
: wings and SCARED aioft with his u,
ak rolnten 70 the site Ter the new =.
r house N rupert and bis tale shaden o.
2 place where the cert house hopes Va
D. ~ Eoodlus. With one wing napnen 10
? waters ~ the SNAKE and the other eai
, waveicts ~ she wood rivera every an
~ Was happy every body was pa Of
2 nobody cared tho holo az dough ~.
whether tart or wilson wood De
eted Or whether teddy wood be In
ring hunten his hat
e us have more fourth o. July and 4
= SCI togethef days and we'd an eau
better aiw
yourse truly adv
ALADDIN RUBIN VIII,
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