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The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01
A Friendly Tip to an Architect.

Ollie James who Is soon to be the
new senator from Kentucky, is well
known, for two reasons, in Washing
ton One is his perfectly, artistica'-
ly, and entirely bald head. The 9TH
err is the admiration and esteem In
which he Is held by Handsome
Tom Helm, member of Congress
from Alabama.
Il tell you" said IIenin, one even
ing, to crowd, "Ollie is a fine fel =
low. What's more, he's self-made and
he deserves a lot of credit for that.
Think Of It! He started out with
nothing but his brains and now he's
about to be made a senator. A SELF
made senator''
We'll" drawled Harry Malnard n
member of the group, III he made
himself, and did such laundering
fine job of It, why didn't he put sore
hair on the top of his head" -Tle
Twicc-a-monih Popular Magazine
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

Some day The deaent voters OF
Cairo will go to the polls and polit-
ically assassinate certain officials
who, after being elected to Office, do
their very worst, especially in the
matter of appointments. The voters
of Cairo are patient and forgiving,
but it will not always be thus.
Every dog has his day, so goes the
adage, and perhaps the same is true
of every voter.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

The city has collected something
like SOS, 900 from liquor dealers and
much of it will be used in paying
the wages of certain officials whose
services could be dispensed with,
Part Of 1t will be devoted to paving
raised salaries" and what is left,
Tic there he any, II win be used ID
pay OF certain debts, II is moi too
late Tor tho teuneilmcn to get TO-
gether and Turn over new Leaf for
Cairo.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01
LIBERTY AND LAW.

We ave liking in a democracy
where the new ruler has not the
prerogatives If an emperor Of q
new house In other countries.
There the new emperor can wipe
the new law slate clean and
then establish his own laws. In
a democracy the new ruler must
by means Of Legislation estab-
lish the laws which are deemed
desirable by him. Thus the
change In the politics Of our gov
eminent accounts for a great
deal Of legislation. Personal lib
erty has been restricted by laws,
but 1t is right. and we all appre-
ciate the right Of such laws. Per-
haps there are laws on the stat
ute books that are foolish and
futile. Perhaps a great many
laws ought to be changed or
dropped altogether. But there is
only one way to live. Abide by
the laws as they are. no matter
what we think of them. The
loss of outward liberty is com
pensated by the gain in inward
freedom.--Dr. Henry van Dyke.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01
Umhralla Morals.

"You remember that silk umbrella
! took from the Bingles' hall by mis-.
take"
Eyes. It had such a lovely handle"
We'll, the handle was imitation and
the silk was full Of hdes. Why, the
man who mends all my umbrella
said 1t wasn't worth repairing"
Dear me! What did you do witt
it?"
why. I was so mad I called at the
Bingles' today and left;it there"
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AbI1orrent.

The winged horses had Just alight-
ed from long flight.
Now" he said. IT suppose I'll
have to listen to lot of daffydilly
horse fly jokes"
The idea being so abhorrent, he
|snorted violently, spread his wings
and scared away to the Elysian
fields.
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Drain on the Company.

On his way home from the theater,
where he had seen performance OF
"Othello," Bobby was unusuaily
quiet. 5
Didn't you enjoy the play?" his
grandfather asked, at last.
ooh, yes, very much" replied Bob
by. But, grandpapa, there's ono
thing don't quite understand. DoeI
the black man kill lady every
night?'-Youth's Companion.
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Mild Correction.

Old Gentleman-Do you mean 81
say that your teachers never thras
you?
Little Boy--Never. We have moral
suasion at our school.
Old Gentleman-What's that?
Little Boy-oh, we get KEEP In and
stood up. in corners and locked in
and made to write one word thou,
sand times and scolded at and jawed
at, and that's Woman's Homa
Companion.
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ac' 1laaaag SEEN by moving pictures
OF slloa ls The two would be
CO. 6 ono machine and 50
tn bat lbe gestures, facial ex-
pf as ana iabial activities would
Is ia tb 1t places. He has laid
Il before the president,
s. 5a low he can deliver ad-
dresses in ny corner of the land
without the wear and tear OF max
ing 5000 mile tours. 1t is a great
idea, my hearers, and promises a
new era in campaign oratory.
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| HUMOROUS QU|PS !
WAY TO START FAMILY ROW
Amusing Conversation Carried on sc.
tween Husband, Downstairs, and
Wife on Upper Floor.

y f
She (upstairs) -Clarence
He (downstairs)-Yes, love.
she-Have you locked the coal eel
lar?
He-Uh-hnh.
She--Have you locked the dining
room window?
He---Sure.
she-Ilavc you hidden the silver
under the bath?
He-Yes
She-Did you put the cat out?
He h-huh.
She Did you bring the hose in?
He-sure thing. "
Have you brought the rug In
from the porch?
He-Yes
She--Have you fastened all the par
lor windows?
He-Sure.
she--Have you been down In tha
basement to smell for gas?
He-Yes.
She-Have you brought In the ham
mock?
He-Yes.
4, she-Have you locked the front
door?
Hc-Uh-huh
She-Dd you hang UP the key back
Of the hall clock?
He--Yes.
She-,Have you wound the clock?
Hc-Yes-yes-yes!
She-Well you don't need to get
mad about IT. It's a wonder yoH
wouldn't try to get to bed at some &c
cent hour What have you been dc
ing down there all this time, an!
how?
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UNCLE WALT
THE POET PHILOSOPHER

wish happy but / not help you
get out and hustle in the good oasoned wishes
land will not help vol stand incoming a
THE YOUNG gander while the others Now the
YEAR ushered in and Of boys and
honor by the bushelore and dies but
they won be standing dumb they'll be
busy the bumbers-so will YOU wisel Oh
wish and health all OF wealth.
eye you'll have them don't
the MORN saw your wood and suk
You WIN
mans the archie on, planet
while wishes help along he won't cherAed
cnmuae ro TIL he goes and does his whoopsydoode
song
.s . ssssss sA ~ ,s.. o. ). 7n,..>,<
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Something From NothIno.

Some children were once asked by
an inspector at school examination
whether they knew the meaning OF
the word scandal" One little girl.
holding her hand up attracted the no
tice Of the inspector. He desired her
to answer the question. upon which
she gave this definition: Nobody
does nothing, and Everybody goes
round falling Il"
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

A North Dakota man who had a
thirst asked judge to send him to
Jail for few days so that he would
be out of temptations way. The sr-
binary man first satisfies his thirst
and then goes to jail.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

After an investigation the United
States government says that the ex-
press companies earn en- tverage of
Al per cent annually on their actual
investment And yet some people
complain of hard times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

Mr.. Carnegie celebrated his sew
enty-sfxth birthday by giving out a
list of the twenty great men who
have been the shaping influences OF
the modern world And hardly one
of them had to struggle to keep
from dying rich.
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THOUGHT II was Stone.

Professor Blinker is getting moro
absent minded every day"
whats his latest break?"
why. his oldest daughter Is Just
out OF cooking school, you know. and
he's been showing his class cruller
she made. He told them 1t was proof
OF the fact that the men of stone
age played the game OF ring toss"
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01
Napkins Known to the AnoIen,,.

The napkin, In its primitive state.
found its origin In China, During the
Man-Dshu dynasty $4,000 years ago)
the napkins were already IN general
use; they were OF silk or certain kind
Of linen and canvas: later came the
paper napkin.
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His prospeet.

Her Prospective--There are 20
grounds on which your father could
throw me out,
| His Prospective--No. not In the
front of the house, but there Ia
bed Of gladiolas In the back yard
yard which looks quite soft.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

A bad boy was made good by a
surgical operation on the head. The
good old operation with a single on
another part of the anatomy is still
the standard remedy, however.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

The latest ocean liner Is planned
Is to have twelve decks and be 1000
feet in length. This is not a ship.
This is section of lower New York
cut adrift.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

The traction company has started
the New Year by removing two
cars from the inner belt. For the
sake of all concerned, particularly
those who patronize the timer belt"
we wish the traction company Off
cials success in their venture.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

A German scientist claims to have
made diamonds from gas. If he
could be turned loose in the halls of
the American congress we might all
wear diamonds.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

Henry Hutt, the famous artist and
illustrator, pleads that his talent as
All artist will be endangered il he
IS compelled to pay allmony to his
wife, We are not certain about the
talent part Of the proposition, but
to pay his wife alimony doubtless
would endanger his credit
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A Good Reason.

Gentleman--And have you any ref
Iences from your last employer?
Chauffeur-No;. but can get them
In about a month.
Gentleman--Why the delay7
Chauffeur--He's In the hospital.
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November Circulation.

The above Is correct statement
OF the circulation Of The Cairo
Bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month of November, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to befors
me this sixth day OF December, 1911.
LEO ]. KLEB,
(Seal) Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

This shade" said ST. Peter afraid !,
That he's going to be put with tai
ladies';
He thinks his ma-in-law's there,
And that's why he doth swear.
II she u.s. why, then, Heaven a
Hades!"
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

Observe each of the ten com
nandments during the present year
and you will not find it necessary
to turn over a new leaf for 1913.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01
Where Courage Ia Shown.

It needs more courage to fight the
bothers and the worries and the hum
drum of life than to meet its great
emergencies.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

The chief sin of the Manchus
.urns out to have been grating. If
hat is all we have had quite a little
nanchuing in this country.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

However Russia treats other
American passports, she seems per-
fectly willing to give w. Morgan
Shustcr his passports.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

Luther Burbank may have invent
cd the thornIess blackberry, but even
he cannot claim to have created the
bloodless French duel
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

If our wishes come true, you will
be healthy and wealthy for the rest
Of your life,
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

Considering the amount Of alcohol
used in the making Of an ordinary
resolution, 1T surely ought to last as
long as the alcohol.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

We hope the old year brought you
many good things and we wish you
a happy and prosperous New Year
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number OF complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the year 1910. ...... 223r
Average number Of complete
and perfect copies CT The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
tne month OF November,
1211 ........ ~. 222l
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-01-01

when the attention Of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatement
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.)
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10

coaoNEas SALE
state of Colorado.
County of Prowers. S..
In the District Cour'
The Columbia Savings &
simpson. sheriff OF Prov
ers County. Successor In
Plaintiffs.
va Notice of Sale
mena AechIing and OF.
liam A. EnEieman,
Under and by virtue Of n decree and
order Of sale entered in the District
DAY OF November A. d. lyil. wherein
1t lie decreed that there is due the
above named plaintiff. The Columbia
above named defendants. Harvey J.
Mechllng and Almena Aechiing on a
certain note and deed Of trust the sum
lars and twenty five cents ($s77.25l and
interest thereon from the 2srd day OF
November A; u. 1911. to the date of
eight per centum per annum.
And in and by virtue Of said decree
and oeier of sale !. the undersigned.
ty Of Prowers and state of Colorado.
am authorized. directed and empowered
to expose for sale certain property here
amer giving nSss. of tSe time ana
place Of said sale by previously pub,
weekly newspaper published in the
Town of Lamar. County Of Prowers
and State of Colorado. for the purpose
of realizing the amount SO found due
to the plaintiff. aforesaid, with intere-t.
costa and expenses Of said sale.
Now Therefore, Public notice is here
by given that I will on Saturday. the
third day Of February. A. ID. 1912
at the hour Of eleven O'Clock In the
forenoon Of that day; at the west front
door OF the County Court House. In the
Town Of Lamar. County of Prowers and
ssate OF Colorado. sell and dispose OF
the following described property. to-wit:
Seven III shares Of the capital stock
Loan Association represented by Certi-
ficate number 351 d Loan Stock. and
Lot One d) Block Twenty-Five t22)
West side Addition to the Town OF La
mar Prowers County. Colorado. at pub
lie auction, for cash in hand to the
hibhest and best bidder.
j. Fl. KELLOGG.
Coroner Of the County Of Prowers ana
state Of Colorado.
First pub. Jan. 3. lelz
Last pub. Jan u, HE
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svMMoNa

sItAts of Colorado.
County of Prowers. -
!. ths css.sy Court
ing and Lumber Company,
a corporation.
Plaintiff.
l. s. Harold and Mary J.
Hsr'0'oi Defendant.
reS Psoess a. tAs ssa as u.s. e Co1orsf a..
ro,d. the Defendants above named
You a. s.r.ex r:ss,.:a to .pss:r ~ I.
above named plaintiff In the County
Court Of Prowers County. state of Col
orado. and answer the complaint therein
' ::ay.d ~. asshin III. County
iie.sso". .,isia sSir.s ass: sss:. u.
::s.ios: 9. isss@:.s g s S:ss.is an z, ::
q e. c. sni s q. sScv.
or II the service hereof be made out Of
the time hereinbefore specified for APP
psarancs and answer viii Be- allowed be.
fore the taxing of judgment By default
The said action is brought demanding
Judgment against you for thB sum or
$780, 80 with interest thereon at the
LIST. 4 d. 1911. and the further sum OF
si7Oo paid for insurance. on certain
buildings erected by plaintiff for you.
for which u furnished labor and mater
lais and for its costs Incurred IN this
action, as will more fully appear from
the complaint in said action to which
reference IL here made: copy Of
which IL hereto attached
And you are hereby notified that II
you fail to sppaer. and to answer the
said complaint as above required. the
said plaintiff will take judgment against
you by default according to the prayer
of its complaint.
GiAam under my hand the seal Of
sali Court at the Town OF lamar. In
said County. this 1871 day OF December.
a. n 1911.
w Il. Fee.
Judge and Acting Clerk.
(SEAL)
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10
WHAT is A DooRBELL FoR7
cy Pose Insisted That His NeIghbors
Must Use the improvements
on the House.

Cy Pose was considered somewhat
Of character round Hickory Forks.
When he built his new house. he de-
clarsd that 1t was not going to be q
mere place to stay In. He was going to
have all the "frills." Anyway. he had
q doorbell. then a new thing In the
neighborhood.
Soon after the new house was COM
pleted, Josh Briggs, an old neghbor
who lived on the farm Just up the
road, came over one Sunday afternoon
for . little call. 1t was pleasant fall
weather. The windows were all open.
but the front door was shut.
Josh knocked a little timidsly. for
everything looked pretty ins.
Cy, comfortably rocking In the front
room, gave no heed.
Josh knocked again-loudsr.
Cy rocked away. silently.
Josh grew FESTIVE after q moments
wait and knocked again-a good loud
knock.
Cy rocked on.
Josh changed feet. wiped bis face,
puzzled and offended. for he knew the
folks were at home. Once more he
tried II. a loud. continued knock that
resounded over the entire place.
Whereupon Cy. still rocking COM
fortably. yelled:
Ring the .doorbell. consarn 70!
Don't you know nothin' f"-Youth's
Companion.
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WRIT OF ATTACHMENT

state Of Colorado,
county of Prowers. S.
In the County Court within and for the
County Of Prowers. State of Colo
The H. Brown Manufac-
turing and Lumber Com
pany. a corporation.
Plaintiff.
L. S. Harold and Mary J.
Harr0'o Defendants.
Writ of Attachment
IN,s People OF the state OF Colorado.
TO the Sheriff of the said County Of
Prowers, Greeting:
Whereas, the above entitled action
was commenced m the County Court
in and for the said County OF Prowers.
TIFF In the said action to recover from
she defendants. l. S. Harold and
Mary ]. Harold in the
eaid action the sum Of Seven hundred
full money Of the United Statea besides
interest at the rate. OF eight per
cent per annum. from thsa FIRST day OF
suit and the necessary affidavit and I'M
dertaking herein having been filed as
required by law.
you, the said Sheriff. that you serve a
copy hereof on the above defendants
II they be found in your County. and
also attach and safley keep an the
rold and Mary J. Harold within your
said County. not exempt from execution
or so much thereof may be sufficient
to satisfy the said plaintiffs demand.
as above mentioned: unless the said de-
sendants deposit with you an amount.
or give you security. by an undertaking
OF at least two sufficient sureties. in an
amount sufficient to satisfy such de-
mand, besides costs. or in an amount
equal to the value of the property
which has been. or is about to be at
tached; in which Gaze you will take such
undertaking, and hereof make due and
regal service and return
Witness. w. E. Flee. Judge and Act
ing Clerk of said Court, and the seal
day Of December, A. D. 1871.
w T. Fee.
Judge and Acting Clerk
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10

Peariy teeth are not the fashion sv.
erywhere. Firms OF artificial teeth
manufacturers who have an export
trade have to keep in stock molars OF
every shade OF color from white to
black. There 10 a steady demand for
black teeth In Siam. Java. Batavia, and
Burma. where the natives chew the
betelnut. which blackens the teeth
For Persia the teeth must be abso,
iutely milk-white. Recently an order
was received from Bhavnagar. in In.
dia. for some bright red and blue arti-
fetal teeth. Smokers teeth are regu.
larry supplied to dentists in shades to
match those which have bssn discol.
ored by nicotine
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10

sHGRIFF's SALE
state of Colorado.
County Of Prowers. 50.
In the District Court
The Columbia savings q
Loan Association.
Corporation,
Plaintiff,
Daniel c. Barbee +. A
Dowier and Ernest Ar
mour.
order Of sale entered In the District
Court In and for the County OF Prov
eu and state OF Colorado. On the 23rd
" 10 decreed that there is due the
above named plaintiff. The Columbia
savingB 4 Loan Association. from the
on . certain note and mortgage the sum
OF nine hundred and forty-three dollars
and thir1y-stx cents tysxsssD and inter
vsmbsr. A D. 1871 to the date OF sale
eight psr censum per snnun.
and order OF ssle j. the undersigned.
John A. Simpson. Sheriff of the coun-
~ Of Proven and State of Colorado.
to sxpose for sale certain properly here
amer SWING tS. sme ans
me :. s.n s:s by orT weeks pub
Town Of Lamar. County Of Prowers
and State OF Colorado, for the purpose
of realizing the amount so found due
to the plaintiff. aforesaid, with interest.
costs and expenses Of said sale
Now Therefore. Public notice II here
by given that I will on Saturday. the
third day OF February. A. ID. 1912.
at the hour of ten O'Clock in the
forenoon OF that day. at the west front
door of the County Court House. In the
rown of Lamar. County of Prowers and
state Of Colorado. sell and dispose OF
the following described property. to-wit:
Eight 81 shares of the capital stock
Of The Columbia Savings & Loan As
ISOLATION represented by Certificate mum
Der Bb1 d Loan stock, and Lot Four
80. Block Sixty feD) Holmes and Par
menter's Addition to Lamar. according
to the plat thereof in Prowers County.
colorado. at public auction. for cash In
hand To the highest and best bidder.
JOHN A. SIMPSON.
sheriff Of the County of Prowers and
State OF Colorado.
First pub. Jan. 3. 1912.
Last pub. Jan. 81. 1919.
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10
End Winters Troubles

To many winter II a season OF
trouble. The frost bitten toes and
finger, cbapped hands and lips.
ch,!biains. cold-sores. red and rough
skins. Prove this. But such troubles
fly before Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
A trial con,inces. Greatest healer
of burux. boils. piles. cuts. sores.
bruises. eczema and sprains. Only
25c at N. N. McLsan's. the Old
Rsliablo DrvGGt9t.
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10

Chest pains and a dry. hacking
cough should be treated with Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup taken in
ternany. and a Herrick's Red Pep
per Porous Plaster applied TO the
chest. Buy the dollar size Hore-
hound Syrup; you get Porous
Plaster free with each bottle. Sold
by N. N. Mclean
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10

From Rev. H. Stubenvoli. Allison
Ia. in praise of DR.. Kings New
Life Pills.
They're such a health necessity.
In every home these pills should be.
IL other kinds you've tried in vain
Use DR.. Kings
And be we'll again. Only 25c at
N. N. McIean's the Old Reliable
Druggist.
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10
(4|b

THANK CONKEY" says the Cock.
That the axe has gone out of fash
ion as n cure forRoup. Only old
fogies use the axe now. My own
err uses CoNKEY's ROUP REMEDY.
1t prevents and cures. That's why
I'm alive today to crow
key-Doodle-Do-oo"
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10
ANhlmedW.

Arehlmedee.
Archimsdes vas Q great inventor.
One time he was taking his bath.
whom the household was startled By
hearing him exalaim: "Eurekai"
You see. he sOoks Greek nuentiy.
A great man must be great, even
J. t' bath. 20 when the intsrviewers
asked him Why - surekaed so vocif.
erously. instead q telling them that
he had located he soap he hsmmsd
and hawed and announced that he had
discovered that IL amount Of water
displaced BY the human body was
equal in weight to the same. Thus,
he disclosed the net that In order to
ascertain ones weight all one needs
do is to get int . bath tub, save the
water he displasss. and weigh IL
Archimsdss also announced that n
he had Q place to use - . fulorum,
and . long enough lever. he could
move the earth.
He neglected. however, to state
where he would move the earth to.
He also invented the screw. AM
one who has tried to remove an old
door from Its hinges may include
Arehimsdss In bis prayers.
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Departmsnt Of the Interior

q. 8 Land Office al Lamar. CoIoradO.
November "a. 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Charles
u. Bowling OF Lamar. Colorado, who.
on Nov. 10. 1911. made second Home
Lots 1 and and Ell NV Section 81.
Township "a South, Range AZ West,
9Th Principal Meridian. has filed no.
tee of intention to make Final Five
Year Proof, to establish claim to the
land above described. before the Reg
lister and Receiver. U. S. Land Of
fice. Lamar. Colorado. on the 10th day
Of January, 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses: George
Perdue. John s. Siple. George Noble,
Thomas p Newton. all of Lamar. Colo
RADIO.
EUGENE II WHITAKER.
Register.
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10

Interest will cease ON above
named School Orders and bonds
after Jan IS, 1913.
J. o. STREAM,
County Treasurer
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10

Not . 10 Mode.
Their chauffeur seems Q sober.
careful fellow"
We'll. for the wages they pay they
can't we'll expect anything else"
Puck.
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10
NOTICE OF REDEMPTION


Office of County Treasurer. Dec.
10. 1911.
Notice 10 hereby given that
will redeem at my office in La
mar. Prowers County. Colorado. all
School Orders numbered a. follows:
The Lamar register., 1912-01-10
The Reason.

The Reason.
Our company has . man In it, en-.
ploy who 10 known to BE- light-nn.
gsred."
Then why do you keep himr
Because he 10 An electrician"