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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
On Sad Mission

Mrs. ]. A. MCGOWAN and son DAN
iel. left today for Strathburne. Ont,
where they were called by the death
of Mrs. McGowan's brother. William
Turner. who succumbed on Thursday
morning.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
.\ucjc ProIc.sor, Here

w. G. Palmer and T. a. Hoverstad
of the North Dakota agricultural col
lee" faculty. wer" in the city Thursday
evening. leaving this morning for Far.
go
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Picture Framing.
Expert picture framing at Piano
More Room.


We have ii nice warm place and
room for Il few more cars, Sims Autc
company.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Smith are spend
ing the day here from Michigan visit
ing with friends.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
I>:irm InnnS-

See Sullivan Bros. Empire build
ing. Grand Forks; second floor Firs,
National bank building. East Grand
lrnrl.S
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Visiting His Family.
Visiting with Friends,

m N. Craig Of Ray, n. D., is
spending a few days in the city visit
ing with his family.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Mis-, Mallory Will Sing,


AT the university c%onvocHtion Sat
urda% morning. Miss Erma Mallory
will provide the musical numbers.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05

help but envy chorus girls q good deal.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Fresh Flowers
at johnson Floral CO.
Service.

Sleigh bells. finn robes and blankets
at Grand Forks Harness Co.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Returned From Dulutb.

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Thomas have
returned from Duluth where they had
spent the holidays with friends and
relatives.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Fresh Flowers
at Johnson Floral Co.
Has the Crime

G. r. Guetling, a local employee of
the Northern Pacific is confined to his
home with a severe attack of the
grippe.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05

So per load delivered. T.. j. Duffy
Fas, Grand Forks. Minn.. phone Til
State office E-l5I farm 2@-lll.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Ice.

Delivered by the load 10 my part of
the city 500 per load. Grand Forks
Ice company Phone Az, either
phone.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
,ynck'S lDnirf

For reliable messenger service CAL
1927 either phone.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05

Every SATURDAY. night. Dancin:
from $50 to - u'r'ntk.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
Scnrs Oh The Job.

Every evening from S to $3.50 a
Jacks roller rink.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-05
THE CITY IN BRIEF


> Friday January !. '
> Reading at : O'Clock a, IN :"
Highest Yesterday. n.
> Minimum last night 81.
Direction of wind. west. :
> Velocity, eight miles. =
, Barometer trc'iurcdl "0i?. =
= Notc--Nt $50 this morning the =
= Temperature" f"ll to 36 degrees '
. below zero, after which time il .
> gradually rose during tho daV. =
. n : q . .
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Annroves Cave Mans Wooing,

"When you find your mate, take her.
She awaits it.
"When you have her, live for her. She
wants that.
"When she arouses your jealousy, beat
her. She needs it.
"If she betrays you, kill her. She de-
serves it."
These are the four maxims that govern
a man in his relations with his wife as ex-
pounded by DR.. William F. Waugh, neu-
rologist, of Chicago, in the current NUM-
Der OF magazine. DR.. Waugh is dean
of medical college and chief physician
OF the Jefferson Park Hospital in Chicago.
"There is a constantly thickening coat
of the varniSh of civilization formed over
the man and the woman, but underneath
they are identical with the cave man and
woman, unchanged at heart" he writes.
"The simple maximS that ruled the cave
dwelIer governs humanity today.
Every woman SITS and waits tle CoHl-
ing OF her lord. She is ready to follow
when he beckons. He is maStehul. He
woos not, beseeches not, implores not,
serves not. He takes his own when he
finds it; he commands knowing he will
be obeyed, and that it is the sign for which
she awaits. His ancestor simply caught
his woman, knocked her down if she re-
sisted and dragged her, none too gently,
TO his lair.
"There is never a man brute so brutal
but woman clings 10 him, and the big
ger the brute the more this instinct shows
itself among the women, who flock to
decorate the murderer's cell with evid-
ences of their appreciation. It is not
Stiffness, not maudlin, but primitive in
stinct showing through the veneer"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
A Faithful Sentinel.

The story of the little spaniel that pre-
vented the capture OF William Of Orange
is included by Gustave Kobbe in "a Trib-
ute to the Dog" According to Motley,
the historian, the incident occurred on
September II, 1852, when Don Frederick,
with a large force, established himself
near the Havre gate of Mons, while the
Prince of Orange was encamped within
half a league of the same place. Don
Frederick hazafded night attack upon
princes camp, which nearly resulted in
the capture of the prince himself.
A chosen band of six hundred harque-
busters attired as was customary in noe
turnal expeditions, with their shirts out
side their armor, that they might recog-
nize each other in the darkness, were led
by Julian Romeo within the lines OF the
enemy. The sentinels were cut down,
the whole army was surprised, and for a
moment powerless, while for two hours
long, from one O'Clock in the morning un-
til three, the Spaniards butchered their
foes, hardly reused from their sleep, ig-
norant by how small force they had
been thus suddenly surprised, and unable
in the confusion to distinguished between
friend and foe.
The boldest, led by Julian in person,
made at once for the princes tent. His
guards and himself were in profound
sleep, but a small spaniel, that always
passed the night upon his bed, was a
more faithful sentinel. The creature
sprang forward, barking furiously at the
sound of hostile footsteps, and scratching
his masters face with his paws. There
was but just time for the prince to mount
horse that was ready Saddled, and to
effect his escape through the darkness
before his enemies sprang into his tent.
His servants we're cut down, his master
of the horse and two secretaries, who
gained their saddles a moment later, all
lost their lives; but for the little dogs
watchfulness, William of Orange, upon
whose shoulders the whole weight OF his
country'S fortunes depended, would have
been led within a week TO an igno ominious
death. Afterward, TO his dying day, the
prince kept spaniel OF the same race in
his bed-chamber.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Killing Rats In Norfolk.

To rid the city OF rats, in order TO de-
Stroy the chances OF bubonic plague, the
sum OF $3.50, which has been appropriated,
is too small by far. AT the premium OF
cents per rat, offered by the Health De-
partment, il would only require 1900 rats
10 consume the entire fund.
Il is estimated that in this country the
destruction OF property by rats amounts
to about $2 per capita, or SOC, 900 a
year, so that to rid Norfolk OF rats would
not only be profitable job at 10 times
the amount set apart for the work, bu,
would to a large extent obviate the dan
ger of the spread of the plague should il
reach this port.
For the benefit OF those who may be
disposed TO enter the contest for the de-
struction of rats, correspondent has sent
the following scheme:
"If any water tight tub, say the half oi
a whisky barrel, is filled three quarters
full OF water and wheat bran is sprinkled
over the water three or four inches thick,
and then allowed 10 stand over night in
any place frequented by rats, upon ex-
amining the tub on the following morning
if will be found TO contain number of
drowned rats.
"The rats are attracted by the bran and
also by the water in dry seasons, rats
suffer for water and eagerly seek it, they
will jump on the floating bran and sink
through it into the water and be Smoth-
cred by the wet bran next to the water,
as they cannot regain the surface for air."
Norfolk Ledger.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
NEW VOL. 47-No. 35.
Bruises.

A bnuise OF confusion is an injury to the
soft tissues beneath the skin, when the
skin itself is not broken. The decolora-
ton that attends bruise is caused by
blood escaping from the rIptured blood
vessels and tiltering into the tissues. A
bnlise may be trifling or serious; there
may be only the smallest superficial dis
coloraiion of the skin, or there may be
large collections of blood in the cavities
OF the body.
Some peorle bruise so readily that they
are quite unable to account for large black
bruises that appear on the surface OF their
bodies. Also some parts OF the body
brlise more readily than hers. That IS
the case with the sides of the chest, and
with the orbit Of the eye, as seen in the
very common "black eye."
A severe bruise is accompanied not on
ly by diScoloration, but by pain, tender
ness and local swelling, and in some cas-
es by severe shock and mental depres-
sion. The Doctors treatment is directed
to limiting the escape OF blood. II he
sees the patient soon after the accident
he applies elastic pressure to the injured
part, and gives il a gentle stroking. Lat
er on he uses a more vigorous form OF
kneading massage that would have been
useless, and even harmful, at first.
Even if bruise is not seen by the doc
tor until swelling has already set in, the
application OF the elastic bandage Is use
full, for il tends TO drive the effused blood
away from the injured part, and send II
back into the general circulrtion. lfthere
must be delay in the application OF the
bandage, the interval is best filled by
gentle bathing with cold weter. Warm
water is often used, but that IS mistake,
for although warm water may relieve pain
il will not check the bleeding-quite the
contrary, in fact. Remember that blood
in the tissues is matter out of place, and
any treatment that invites il must be
strong.
In some very severe cases so much
blood may have collected that absorption
is very slow. Time and trouble can Of
ten by saved by tapping the bruise with
a hollow needle; but that Of course is a
matter for the physician TO decide.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
A Drama IN The Subway.

A subway train was leaving Grand
Central Station with its usual five-o'clock
load. In corner by the door sat man,
whose worn clothes and shabby shoes
were whitened with the lime he worked
in. His face was lean and marked with
tired lines, and his hands, ioiut-swollen
and blunted, hung wearily between his
knees. A large woman, beieweled and
plumed, entered the car with rustic OF
skirts and a Jingle of finery that attracted
all eyes. Swaying uncertainty on her
high heels as she made for the only empty
seat, she was thrown from her balance
by a sudden lurch of the train, and only
the laborer's promptly outstretehed arm
saved her from an iguominious fall.
She straightened herself with what
grace she could, and turned with smile
TO thank the gentleman who had rescued
her. A glance at the workman, however,
made her expression change to one OF
disdain. With a perceptible sniff, she
ostentatiously brushed her gown where
il had come in contact with the mans
hand, and sank into the seat. Looking
as if he had received blow in the face,
he shrank back, and dropped his eyes in
confusion.
Across the car, watching the little cpl
sode, sat lady with sleepy child in
her arms. The little girl, perhaps three
years old, was dressed in spetleSs white,
from her dainty kid shoes to the deep
frilled bonnet that framed her rosy face.
When the guard called Seventy-Second
Street, the man slowly rose, and the lady
opposite stood up with the child still in
her arms. Touching the mans arm, she
said, with smile:
"Will you not be kind enough to carry
my bab, ~ the stairs2 She is too sleepy
to walk, aud very heavy for me to lift."
The man Strengthened himself, and
with face alight, carefully took the little
white-c form in his arms and led the
way up the stairs. Passers-by stared
curiously at the trio, but there was no
consciousness OF that in the woman's
gracious "Thank youI That was a great
help"
AS the mother and child passed on,
the man lifted his battered hat, and turned
homeward with buoyant step.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Indian Killed On Track.

Near Rochelle, ILL.,, an Indian went to
sleep on railroad track and was killed
by the fast express. He paid for his
carelessness with his life. Often it's that
way when people neglect coughs and
colds. Don't risk your life when prompt
use of DR.. Kings New Discovery will
cure them and so prevent dangerous
throat or lung trouble. at completely
cured me, in short time, of terrible
cough that followed severe attack oi
Grip" writes J. r. Watts, Floydada,
Tex, land regained Is pounds in weight
that | had lost" Quick, safe, reliable
and guaranteed. SOC and $l0O. Trial
bottle free at Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Sad Condition.

"David Starr Jordan is authority for
the statement that one-third of the young
men of America are wasting themselves
through intemperate hapits and accom-
pauylng xices, the conditions in other
lands are also very serious. The secre-
tory of the College Association OF North
America has been quoted as saying that
there are twelve thousand college men in
New York City alone who are drawn
down and out through vice. Talk OF
the ravages of war. The ravages OF war,
pectilence and disease combined are as
nothing compared with the awful moral
ravages wrought in the teen period. The
shores are strewn thick with wasted
lives of those who have been wrecked IN
youth" We have copied the above
from DR.. Chapnan's new book entitled
.'The Personal Touch" That citation
speaks volumes.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Beyond Even Ty Cobb.

The baseball reporters English Is wierd
and wonderful, and apropos OF II there Is
a story about the great Ty Cobb.
In a New York hoteltwo college profes-
sors watched Ty Cobb bent over news
paper.
Look at the poor fellows frowns and
mutterings." said the first professor,
with tina, Journal"
Cant make II out, eh2 Can't even
readl These baseball playersl knew
they were an uneducated lot"
"Oh," said the other, "Ty's educated
all right enough; but that's the baseball
page he's got there"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

The wise man will plant PEACHES
this fall, as the epidemic OF "yellows"
and other diseases that are so fatal to
peach trees has passed and gone, and
NAV not appear again in 81 years. Inc
man that plants now will make the Dig
money. AS "fillers" both for apple and
peach orchards, OUNCES are ideal,
make sure crops and will live Tor lOO
years, making a permanent, big-paying
orchard after the peaches have gone;
Ounces are also easily and cheaply cared
for, as the trees do not grow very. high
and are easily sprayed, and there is al
ways demand for the fruit at top prices.
Another filler is to plant small patches
of Raspberries, Blackberries, Gooseber-
ries or Currants between your trees;
They will begin to pay you. the second
wear from planting, will yield a fine IN.
come and pay all orchard expense until
your trees come into bearing.
Call on or write to me, and let me give
you some possibilities of the above meth.
DDS OF making every foot OF your orchard
Weld a good profit. Write for valuable
''Planting Book" free. ,o,,,,v
Shepherdstown, w. Va.
Representative OF Stark Bros. Nurser-
les and Orchard Company.
Iuly Is, 1912.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
The Force Of Momentum

The old mountaineer, who was stand
ing on the corner Of the main street In
certain little Kentucky town, had never
seen an automobile. When good-sized
touring-car came rushing up the street at
about thirty miles an hour, and slowed
down just enough to take the corner on
two wheels, his astonishment was ex-
treme.
The old fellow watched the disappear
ing car with bulging eyes and open
mouth. Then turning to a bystander, he
remarked, solemnly:
The horses must sho'ly ha' been trav-
cling some when they got loose from
that gen'lemen's caniager"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

Finley Peter Dunno, creator OF Mr.. Doo-
ley, was dining with friend at New
York restaurant. Rice birds were serv-
ed. The tiny cadavers, picked and lean
were brought in upon large slices Of toast
"Poor little things !" said the host
Seems shame TO kill 'em-doesnt il
How do you suppose they ever murder
enough rice birds TO make mess p
Dunno turned over an infinitestimal speci-
men with fork. 81 don't know" he
said, unless they use insect powder"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Jefferson County, West Virginia Thursday, August %, 1872

in combination. The handwriting Of any
one person often seems full of contradic-
tions-at once buoYant and depressed, at
times strong and graceful, at other times
weak and wabbling. II rests with the
analyst to balance all the traits that she
finds, and draw her own conclusions.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

She was holding the teething baby,
trying 10 pacify Alice crying with atooth-
ache, and attempting to instruct her hus-
band how to prepare mixture for Roy's
sore throat-all at the same time.
John, if could have looked forward
ten years and taken in this scene, do you
know what | should have done ?"
John, with alacrity: "Yes, dear; just
what wish had DONE"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Aspiration.

II matters not. o heart OF mine,
How rough the path. how dark the way,
So we but onward press nor lei
The night our progress stay.
Though other paths. more fair. may wind
Through shady wales. DER sunny knobs,
Or skirt the forests pleasant shade,
These lead not TO our goal.
For they, who from the mountain top.
Would catch view Of life sublime
Who would companion with the stars
Must have the strength TO climb.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
To the Afflicted.

DR.. c. H. Whiting, late with DR.. Wat
son. of New York, Graduate of Medicine
for the past AZ years, and who has for the
past % wears made disease of the rectum
his specially, desires to inform his patrons
and the public that he has moved to 5O4
w. Fayette Street, Baltimore, Md, where
he has every facility for the above treat.
ment. which is so thoroughly advanced
that his patrons are not prevented from
attending to their duties, nor are surgical
operations resoned to. He makes no
charge for consultation or examination.
ladies treated at their home by skilled
Iady attendants. DR.. Writings process
knows not the meaning of the word "fail-
ure." Why suffer this dread disease
when perman ntreliefis at hand. Thous-
ands of testimnials presented upon ap-
plication.
Have cured two doctors IS years old
who had practised medicine for go years,
also cured one man So years old, who
lived for five years afterwards, and cured
a woman 81 years old. The treatment is
concluded IN fromthree to five minutes,
and no bad effects afterwards. People
gainfrom 25 to 80 pounds after trestuent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

"Yes," said the conscientious dealer,
"this hammock will hold two, but it will
be tight squeeze.
"Oh, that will be all rightP' said the
maiden, blushing; Gust send it around
to the house, please"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

Sunday Schoolteachef-Yes JOB was
sadly afflicted, but his patience was re-
warded. In what condition do we find
him at the end Of his life2
Bright Scholar-Dead.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

"Here is writer who says pretty
girl never looks well in wet bathing
suit"
81 never saw pretty girl in wet
bathing suit"
"WeII, that's the same thing"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

The Skeptic-Do you really think that
an army Of women would be better than
one of men 2
The Sutfragette-Much better. There
wouldn't be any old age pension list.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

Hives, eczema, Itch or saltfheum sets
you crazy. Can't bear the touch Of your
clothing. Doan's Ointment cures the
most obstinate cases. Why uuffer. All
druggists sell II.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

Don't use harsh physics. The reaction
weakens the bowels, leads 10 chronic
constipation. Get Doan's Regulets.
They operate easily, tone the stomach,
cure constipation.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29

A little boy who was very much puz-
zled over the theory Of evolution ques-
toned his mother thus:
"Mamma, am | descended from anon
key?"
az don't know" the mother replied.
"I never knew anY of your fathers peo-
pie"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
A q A | N

and again and then once more we tell
you, and hope you will remember thai
we sell everything handled by hist
class Drug Store. We cannot give you q
list OF all the goods we have IN this lin
tied space, nor can we so arfangeGouf
Store that every article in II Is 50 display
ed as TO be seen In single glance. Jus
remember this. Ask for what you want,
whether or not you see II. We have 4
or will gladly get Il for you. We say this
because IL SO often happens that cilsto-
mer tells us. 'sWhy, didn't know you
had this" Well. II they rad asked for II
in the first place all would have been ..
X, and incidentally we would have made
a sale.
We are going to give you list below
of few Of the really good articles which
are sessonable at this time Of year.
Try liz or Aliens Foot-Ease for ten
der, tired and aching feet. They afford
instant relief.
Mum or Perspi-No prevent perspira-
tion and all unpleasant bodily odof.
We carry all kinds Of Talcunis. Bath
Powders, Violet Amonia and Sea Salt.
A Bath Powder or Ammonia Is an abso-
lutte essential where hard water is used.
Disinfectants do not cure disease. but
the proper use Of them often prevents the
contraction of contagious diseases or
those which are caused by non-Sanifafy
conditions. We recommend the use OF
Carbolic Acid, Piatfs Chlorides or Fer
oxide of Hydrogen.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-29
Troy LduDdry.

u1r Agent will collect on Tuesday ano
deI.ver on Friday. We do all repairing,
ner1ing your underwear and darnlne
yorr socks when they are worth, darn
Jur prices are right: sheets, SC, counter
oares l0c, towels &c, napkins ana &c.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
B. S. PENDLETON, Agent,
5hepherdstown, w. Va.