The Marshall republican., 1912-09-13
Press Clippings


Parson: I am glad to see you
on your way to Sunday school. Al
gernon. What do you expect to
learn today? A%lgernon: We'll. I
expect TO learn The date OF the
picnic, for one thing.
A Minnesota University profess
sor asks for a law to prevent fee
BILE minded women from mnrying.
This might deprive a great many
men of their only chance of matri-
mony.
LOUSY lie Courier-Journal. Taft
will sweep the country" Declared
Mabel. "wilson will sweep the
country" asserted Maude. "Roose-
welt will sweep the country aver
red Margaret. At this point dad
took n hand. "Never mind who's
going 70 sweep the country, he
said. "who's going to sweep this
here Kitchen That's tha quest on
now.n
Aunt Sarah, cook In a Rich
mond family, took home a dish OF
macaroni from her Mistress table
for the e%dification OF her own
family. When her ch.ldrsn hld
been assured that it was good they
proceeded to eat with great ~usto.
The next morning Aunt Sarah dis
covered two Of her offspring In
the yard turning owe stones and
soil and scratching vigorously in
the earth. 'Heah yo' ch.llun =
called out Aunt Sarah. "what yo'
all doin7" "We's %a-huntin'' was
the reply, TO- some OF dem macar-
oni worms"
Here's a story from the Kansas
Democrat: "Yes," said the old
man to his young visitor, II am
proud OF my girls, and would IKE
to see them comfortably married
and as I have made a little money
they will not go penniless to their
husbands. There Is Mary, IS years
old, and a real good girl. I shall
give her $1,000 when she marries
Then comes, Bet. who wont see rs
again, and ! shall give her $4,000
and the man who takes Susan. who
Is 40, will have 5000 with her.
The young man reflected fo- a me
ment and then inquired: 'You
havnt one about so have your
A couple OF pretty smooth graf
ers were In our city Thursday oil
last week and they made theii
' graft work too. They have found
an easy way to make money. One
OF the grafters will enter into cor
v~ersation with an outside part,
I and In some way will bring up tn,
: word "transpiring' and will entel
, into an argument with him as e
!. the meaning OF the word and q
seems almost all the people viii
, think II means to "come TO pas
or to occur but In reality mean
to "perspire,n. They always fin,
3 someone willing to bet them thei
IS or $40 and they always win
0 They informed one mar here tina
they had made $21 that day off o
y the word and that II was not
very good day for suckers" either
+ We were informed these partie
q were arrested at Blockton but turI
4 ed loose. One travelling mar VIII
. called them Is Mt least wise on tn
meaning of the Weird trahspiring.-
, Diagonal Progress.r "
8 A city mother sent'her small SO
g to the country and after a wee
Of anxiety received this letter. Z
n got here all right, but / forgot I
70 write before. A fellow and I wen
e out In a boat and the boat tippe
J. over and man got me olt. / Wa
30 full of water that I didn't kno,
n anything for a long time. TIL
II other boy has to be buried whe
n they find him. A horse kicked m
le over and I want some money fo
fixin' my head We are going I
set barn on fire tonight and
d should smile II we don't have SON
bully fun. / am going to brip
ID home a tame wood chuck n / ca
i'll get him in my trunk,
10 The Rev. DR.. McCready tells II
story OF two negr oes amblin
were an innovation and n +,
along the streets Of Louisville.
was the days when electric ca
m the darkies, on seeing the trolls