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The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
An Essay on kissing.

1t is not known just what ardent
swain it was who imprinted the first
chaste kiss upon the lips of his lady
faiR Perhaps it was Adam who in
vented the kiss. 1t sounds just like
him, but whoever invented it certainly
started something that has come down
through the ages and caused more
trouble than mumps, measles and
priclxly heat combined.
Take the case of that man in St.
Joe, Mo-, which is now occupying
much very valuable advertising
space in the newspapers. He kissed
woman once and finding that the
going was good, kissed her six times
more, right in the same place. He
thought that the matter would end
there. He shared the popular fallacy
that kiss is nothing at ALL but he
was mistaken. Now the young woman
has sued him in the courts for $40, 600
damages. There may be some who
may believe that it is not worth $780,
600 to kiss a Missouri woman seven
times, but the value of the salute is
placed by the kissee and not by the
kisser. She claims that her kisses are
worth $32,S57.14 each and the court is
to find out. How the court is going
to find out is nobody's business.
In these days of frenzied finance
and universal ambition to own auto
mobiles it behooves the young man
of modest circumstances to be very
careful where, when and how he be-
slows his cha afa SalIIfas II {S rar
fectly safe for young man to kiss
the feminine members of his own fam
lily or the lady whom he intends to
endow with meal ticket for life,
but it is not wise to pass his kisses
around indiscriminately Women are
developing commercial instincts and
it begins to look as though the great
est of indoor sports is to become un-
popular The decision of the Missouri
court win be awaited with interest
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
DAKOTA TRUST ELECTED
Same Officers Were Elected for En-
suing Year at Directors Meet
ing of Dakota Trust Co.

At the annual meeting of the Dakota
Trust Co., held late yesterday after
noon the same officers were re-elected
for the ensuing year. A dividend was
declared and $4,000 was added to tire
surplus.
Following are the officers who we're
rechosen yesterday:
President--Max Stern.
First Vice President-R. s. Lewis.
Second Vice President James Ken
nedy.
Secretary and Treasurer B. v.
Moore.
Assistant Secretary v. Kennedy.
Directors Steve Birch, Max stern
6. w. Haggart, R. s. Lewis, L. w
Schruth, E. G. Lucas. r. T. Baker, b
v. Moore and James Kennedy.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11

!
lie don't want women fer to vote.
Twould be dickens of note
If wimmen ever should get bold
And let the vittles all get cold
by hangin' round the polls for hours
An tryin' to upset the powers
That be in this here mighty land.
He wants us all to understand
He's dead agin' it from the start
NO ekal suffrage fer his part.
His better half will never mix
Up in no gol-dum politics.
He'll see to that for he's the boss.
He says the subject makes him cross
Them is his sentiments by gum,
The wimmen folks should stay at hum
That's what he said down to the store;
He'd said it many times before.
His style Of argument is such
We think he doth protest too much
Fer some of us who have been round
Within an easy sight and sound
or Hod Bink's house when troubles
rife
Know purity well about his wife.
Hod lets off all his steam to us,
But round home he. don't make no
fuss.
~ t4AAAhA t4AAhA W near NUN Lhlh 70 Her,
That he was simply livin' fer
To see her vote fer president.
And that he could then die content.
He's fer it and he's fer it strong;
He's told her that much right along.
He's mighty liberal with the salve
And tells her that she ought to have
The rights men have had in the past
You see Hod really doesn't dast
Say nothin' that don't please her
whim
Most all the fellers are like him.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11

Denhoff has q new restaurant.
UscHH
| Ed Thorn OF Eldredge secured a di.
vorce.
Two more piggers have been pulled
at Langdon.
90
The Walker hotel at Courtenay has
been reopened.
Judge Cowen seems decidedly busy
with court matters.
900
The Scotchmen of Langdon will cele-
brate Bobbie Burns day as usual
900
Wahpeton had many important holi-
day functions-so decidedly exten-
sive.
The laundry and creamery at Lid
gerwood were destroyed by fire; loss
So, 600.
The Palermo Standard is running a
legal department, but it does not con-
tain advice.
Editor Drake wants the Westhope
girls to take advantage of their privi-
lege this year.
The cold weather has put the local
telephone lines around Petersburg out
of commission.
John Monson of Rhame, Bowman
county, shipped four cars of sheep I'd
the Chicago market.
900
The Episcopal Sunday school at
Grafton sent an offering to the Child
ren's home at Fargo.
900
Postmaster Scoville and wife of Alb
ercrombie are down in California en-
joying the balmy breezes.
90
The Lidgerwood Broadaxe has en-
tered on its twenty fifth year; it gives
an excellent mirror of local events.
900
The Lawton Republican complains
that some formers are not as careful
in blanketing their horses as they
should be.
Mrs. Doherty of The Adams Budget
thinks that modern educational meth
DDS have much to do with the high
cost of living.
Ludden is stirred up over the mur-
der of hog; it's blood left a track
which could be followed some distance.
and a reward has been offered for the
offender.
The Gazette righteously complains
of the business men of Courtenay who
order their stationery from eastern
houses. Keep your orders and your
money at home.
900
The Washburn Commercial club has
made a new contract for the ferry over
the Missouri, cutting down the size
which will allow it to be operated by
one licensed man.
%%@
Sheriff Robbins has succeeded in
closing the houses south of the North
ern Pacific tracks in Wahpeton for the
first time in twenty years, according to
The Globe-Gazette.
NO
The big cat al he Northwestern ho-
tel in Milton crawled into the oven Of
the kitchen stove to keep warm, the
door became shut, fire was started
and the nine lives died out.
900
The farmers of Langdon have al
ready marketed 679 cars of grain, or
about 1,15O,O00 bushels, and the crop
to still be shipped is at least $50, 600
bushels more-quite a tidy amount
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
cHINA's REVOLUTION.

The changes which have come to
China mean much to the world, and in
eommepting on the recent events The
Brooklyn Times says:
If the Chinese republic is as popular
among the population of that country
as it seems to be among the Chinese
residents of this city, there can be nc
doubt that it has come to stay. This
appears to be the opinion Of the Man
chu aristocrats, if there is any truth in
the report which comes from Pekin, to
the effect that Yuan. the imperialist
prime minister. has made fruitless
attempt to persuade them to give uI
for the equipment of the army por-
ton Of the wealth they have boarded in
anticipation Of such an emergency as
has arisen.
The Mancf1us are not partial to ex-
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
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When Angelina Sings.

Our daughter Angelina's got verv
purity voice,
To be prima donner in grand opry
is her choice.
She's studied nearly, seven years in
method and technique
And goes down to the studio at least
three times a week.
She's goin' to take Miss Gardens place
her teacher told us that,
Just eight more years of study and
she'll have the thing down pat
Her head tones are luxurious, her
throat tones are immense.
We're going to let her keep right on
regardless of expense.
Calve amt got thing on her md
Sembrich is a shine
Compared in any way or shape to thet
there gal of mine.
We're positively sure of that. Her
teacher told us so.
When it comes to the singin game,
the teacher ought to know,
Just seems like ma and me kin hear
the angels flap their wings,
It's music heavenly for us
When Angelina sings
OF course, there's lots of jealousy the
whole blamed village through.
For it has got noised round bit what
she is goin' to do.
Some of the spiteful critters say her
chest tones are fright,
And that she'll not be able to get her
dynamics right.
And although the church choir says
our daughter ought to go
And do her fancy singin' in some mov-
in picter show,
When she gets up to sing piece they
try to treat her nice,
But their applause most always sounds
like some one craclxin' ice
Her teacher says to never mind, she'll
show EN- all some day;
But she must take more lessons. fer
that is the only way,
For folks were jealous Of Caive and
Melba just the same
Before they WAS grand opry stars and
sang their way to fame.
But still it gives us quite a shock,
In spite Of all them things
To hear the other teachers. knock
When Angelina sings.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11

last ten years the
influence of w. G.
Gilbre h has
been welded by
his remarkable re-
sourcefulness and
his untiring en-
ergy. Every day
in the years that
have followed one
another and mark
ed the most re-
markable progress
Of the common
wealth Mr.. Gill
breath has given
zeal and splendid
thought to a con-
tinuation of the
states 'evelop-
ment. It can be
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g7sgN /. TIL -. SPUR.
II he TX9ME sNT
~ ROY X. k4ovLTcN.
Copyright. 1911. by c. N. Mather.
A Reversible Opinion.

Hod Sinks mas
said down to the
store,
And he has said 1t
DER and DER.
In his profound
a n d all : wise
way
He said it just the
other day,
And said it with a
lot of steam,
1t bein' his most
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
Notice to stockholders.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Metcalf- -Multiplane Co.
to elect directors and officers, will De
held at Driscoll, N. D., on Feb. 6, 1912.
I, r. Matthews, Acting Secretary.
(Jan. 4-11-18.)
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11

When You want a reliable medicine
for a cough or cold take Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. II can always be de-
pended upon and is pleasant and safe
loN take. For sale BY all dealers.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11

What has become Of the old man
who used to light his pipe with a red
hot coal2
Women may be mighty skeered Of
mice. but have yet to see a woman
that Is skeered Of a rat. especially ga
$4 one.
1t Is putty hard to look distinguished
nowadays without eyeglasses. T.. Ed
ward Peavey wears his all the time ex-
ceptin' when he reads,
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
VIsITINc NiJRSE

GRACE n, ROBINSON, r. N. ASSOCTAT.
ed charities; / to 2 p. M, No. is Eighth
street south, phone 52T. Residence l346
Second Ave. So, phone 2041-I4. Hours: !:
+, $500 a. m. to p. m. At the service of
physicians at any time
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
Builders of the
Commonwealth
W. C. GILBREATH.
By coL. BEN Q. WHITEHEAD

In the great transformation that has
taken place in North Dakota in the
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
pHYSIcIANs.

b. ]. CAMPBELL, NJ. D.-PRACTTCR
limited to diseases of women-Genifo.
urinary and skin diseases. Office hours.
10 to II and 3 to 8. Over Mcdonald
drugstore, Front street. Phone T29
DIR. p. H. BURTON-oFFlCE HOURS
10 to II a. M, 2 to 5 and to 8 D. m.
ofSice: Stern building. Phone l7S-L..
DIR. J. q. DILLON, HoMEoPATAlu
physician, deLendrecie block.
DRS. II. h BAILEY q KACHELMAgH-
er. Specialists, eye, ear nose ana
throat. Office hours, 8 to II and i:gO ~,
5. Offices in the Stern block
DRS. DARROW & WEIBLE, deLENTI
recie block. Office hours from to 8
DIR. a. O. NORRIS, PHYSICIAN AND
surgeon. Office over Wilser's druRsfore
COS Front street. Hours to IL; Ia 4
and Z to 8. Telephone 1O43-L, offIce:
NICHOLS BROS, PHYSICIANS AMI,
surgeons. Office COS Front street. office
hours; 10 to IL a. M, 2 to and Z Ia 4
p. m. Phones: Office. 39S; residence 276
DR.. J. L. SAVAGE, PHYSICIAN AMI
surgeon, COG Front street.
]. w. VIDAL, M. D., HOMEOPATHIC
physician and surgeon. Edwards block
Fargo, N. p.
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DENTISTS.

ca un+,Rdtan o. PRnNbLcE Sioc DE DENPhsT, Hist, OF
trance on Broadway, Fargo, N. ID.
DIR. H. l.. STARTLING, DENTIST, ROOM
8, deLendrecie block, corner Front and
Seventh streets south, Fargo, N. d.
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UNDERTAKES,

AND LICENSED EMBALMEli, FUNERAL
supplies. ]. +. Rice, 8 South Broadway
Office south Of Moody,s store.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1912-01-11
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ATTORNEYS

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Practice I'm all courts
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BEAUTY PARLoHS.
NINE MELIN, ELECTRoLYSIS, CHIRo~
pody and manicuring. 1O5 Broadway.
Phone 70S-J.
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PIANO TUNER AND TEACHER.
PROF. WIN. KLIMMEK, ia NINTu
avenue south. Master tuning and repair.
Ing. Phone 16l9-I
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ARCHITECTS.
HANCOCK BROS, ARCHITECTS, OF
Aces Douglas Bldg., lib Broadway.
Fargo.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-25
MEDIATORS BEGIN WORK
Knapp and HE'LL Try 10 Find Com
man Ground for Roads and Men.
FORMER FAVOR ARBITRATION
Liaes want Entire Subject of wage.
Of Men In Train serviee
Thrsshcd Out Before
General Board.

NEW YORK, April a.-Charles p.
Neill. United States labor commissioner,
and Judge Martin A, Knapp Of the
United States commerce court today took
up the work OF meditation between the
fifty railroads east Of Chicago and north
of the Potomac river and the engineers
over the question OF increased wages.
There are indications tina. the railroads
will suggest that the whole matter be
threshed out before a general arbitra.
tion board in the same manner that the
anthracite coal situation was once ad-
justed.
The demands of the engineers II was
generally reported today, are to be fol-
lowed by demands for increased wages
by other railroad ersnoyes and a general
arbitration board would be able to bring
out a settlement Of these possible wage
problems
Commissioner Nell Will confer with
the railroad officials to ascertain their
position and reasons for refusing the de-
mands for Increased wages and to learn
what form the railroads desire the pro-
posed arbitration TO take Later Com
missioner Neiil or Judge Knapp will con-
fer with the engineers. A comparison OF
the positions OF both sides will then be
possible and the mediators will then
know whether II will be necessary TO
submit the whole matter to an arbitra-
tion board or not
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-25
RESOLUTION TO lMPEACH
JUDGE OWENS RULED OUT

SPRINGFIELD. ILL.,. April Ex-senator
Madigan's resolution and which sought to
lay the foundation for impeachment pro-
ceedings against Judge John e. Owens Of
Cook county was ruled out Of order as not
being germane TO the call for the special
session. Senator Madigan at once in
troduced another resolution of a facetious
character, thanking Judge Owens for
turning back to the state as much Of
its property as il did" II. too. probably
Eun De ruled out.
senator Forest introduced a resolution
esargng that the primary law has not
been properly enforced In Cook county
and calling for an investigation. The
object Of Forests resolution is the same
as that sought by the Madigan measure.
but the same objection. IT is believed. does
not hold good. as IT is considered ger
name TO that part of the call Of the spe-
cial session which relates TO primary law
legislation.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-25
OLYMPIC DELAYED BY STRIKE
Three Hundred Firemen Quit Ship
Just Before Sailing Time.
SAY LIFEB0ATs ARE UNSAFE
@--s
They Demand that Canvas Boats
BE Replaced by Wooden Ones
Other Men Secured 90
Take Their Places.

SOUTHAMPTON. England. April "a
Three hundred OF the firemen and
greasers belonging to the crew OF the
olympic struck five minutes before the
White Star liner was due TO sail today
for New York. The men deserted tho
ship in a body. They gave as their rea.
soh for striking that the collapsible life
boats Installed on the vessel were unses,
worthy.
A deputation Of men employed In the
engine room OF the Olympic waited on
the officers OF the ship and on comman-
der Clarke. the chief of the emigration
office in Southampton to whom they de-
clared that the eollapsible craft on the
Olympic were flimsy.
They refused to sail unless wooden life
boats were substituted for the collaps-
bile ones and so demanded that two ad-
ditional seamen be signed on for each
boat.
men. explaining that II was impossible
to procure wooden lifeboats In time. He
assured them that he had previously Of
ficlally examined all the collapsible boats
and was satisfied with them.
Commander Clarke offered to take the
olympic outside the harbor and allow
any Of the crew TO select any boat or
boats on board and he would prGSe by
demonstration that they were abso, Itely
safe.
The men refused to be convins,j and
left the ship N a body. One Of lem
said he had punched his thumb through
the canvas Of one Of the new coilspsible
boats.
BY pressing into service ali the avail
able engine room hands on the White
star and American liners n port. ths
olympic was able TO proceed down
southampton water. where the officials
declared the requisite complement OF
fIremen. greasers and crew were waiting
and that II would soon besin It's voyage.
The olympic has LOO passengers on
board.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-25
Taft Will Have
Big Majority in
New Hampshire

CONCORD. N. H.. April 2i-A revision
OF the figures in yesterdays republican
election for delegates to the state and
district conventions on April % was at
tempted today by both the Taft and
Roosevelt campaign managers. but in
each political camp the figures only
served to emphasize the victory Of the
president
Many little towns far TO the north
and in the remotest localities stIll were
10 be heard from at 10 a. M, but up to
that time figures at the Roosevelt head
quarters stood:
Taft, 400; Roosevelt. "a. with I7s dele
gates to be reported
Roosevelt leaders admitted that they
did not expect to have a New Hamp-
shire delegate TO the Chicago convention.
The presidential preference. vote, as
tabulated at Roosevelt headquarters
showed Taft lead of 3ooo in a total
vote Of 3oOoo. Governor Bass, the Roose-
welt leader, said that he was not dis
couraged at the result Although de-
feated, those in sympathy with the
Roosevelt movement would, he thought
continue to fight shoulder to shoulder for
cleaner politics. The Taft supporters
were jubilant over the victory and said
Il would have a direct effect on the
Massachusetts primaries next week.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-25
Harvester Combine
Negotiations Fail;
Suit Will Be Filed

WASHINGTON, April 24--Negotiations
between the government and the inter-
national Harvester company for the dis
solution of that corporation under the
sherman antitrust law have practically
failed. It is understood. and a suit Is
likely to be filed next week.
On motion OF Senator Johnston OF Ala
bams the senate today adopted a resolu-
Non directing the attorney general to
supply the senate with the instructions
given by President Roosevelt in 1891 con-
eerning the proposed prosecution OF the
International Harvester company and
also to give the reasons for the abandon
ment Of the prosecution
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-25
Editor Charged with
Murder Has Alibi

NowATA. okL. April 2I-At his pre-
Iiminary hearing here tomorrow. H. o.
Jeffries. editor Of Nowata newspaper.
says he expects to prove a complete
alibi and TO be released from suspicion
Of having been connected with the kill
ing Of Mrs. Irene Cohen.
Mrs. Cohen Is the newspaper solicitor
whose body was found in the woodland
near here April 3 Mr. Jeffries today
announced that his wife would testify
70 his having been at home the entire
night of the murder Employees Of llv-
cry stable. according to his statement.
viii swear that his horse and his buggy
remained in the barn sll that night.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-25
Mexican Guerillas
Torture and Murder
Wife of Settler

GALVESTON. April 2.-Refugees from
Mexico continued today to tell Of har-
rowing experiences with Mexican guer-
illas and self-styled insurrectos In the
southern republic.
W. r. NJ. Lims. an American attorney
Of Honolulu. and j. Flexen, an American
railroad engineer. declared never in their
HIVES had they conceived of the cruelty
to the living and the desecration of the
dead they recently had witnessed in Mex.
leo.
Lawyer Lims declares he personally
knew Of the torturing and numbering Of
the wife Of a German settler by brigands.
The woman's husband had given the
brigands all his money. They demanded
more. Being refused. they Tortured the
housewife. heaped indlgHities on her then
thrust her through with machetes. They
compelled the German 10 witness his
wife's dying moments while he was pow
erless to aid her.
Lims said this happened near the capital
Of Mexico.