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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
The Telephone Girl.

The telephone girl sits in her
chair and listens to voices from
every where. She hears all the
gossip, she hears all the news:
she knows who is happy and who
has the blues; she knows all our
sorrows, she knows all our joys;
she knows every girl who is chas-
ing the boys; she knows of our
troubles, and she knows of our
strife; she knows every man who
is mean to his wife; she knows
every time we are out with the
boys; she hears the excuses each
fellow employs; she knows every
woman who has dark past; she
knows every man who is inclined
to be fast; in fact, there's a Sc
cret meath each curl of that quiet
demure looking telephone girl.
Ii the telephone girl would tell
all she knows, it would turn half
our friends into bitterest foes.
She would sow small wind that
would soon become a gale, engulf
US in trouble and land us in Jail:
she would let go a story which
(gaining in force) would cause
half our wives to sue for divorce;
she could get all the churches
mixed up in a fight and turn all
our days into sorrowing night; in
fact she could keep the whole
town in a stew. if she'd tell the
tenth part of the things that she
knew. Now doesn't it make
your head simply whirl when YOU
think what you owe to the tele-
phone grill Walt Whitman.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Rural Carriers Annual Conventio.


Alexandria, La, Sept. 2. The
rural letter carriers of the State
met in fourth annual convention
in the Federal building to-day
with twenty-five delegates pres
ent. and the following officers in
attendance: P. G. Stewart, of
Arcadia, president; H. A. Knox
Of Hainesyille, vice-president; j.
E. Beard Pf Arcadia, secretary
and TREASURER. The invocation
was pro4dunced by the Rev. B.
L. Price, pastor of the First Pres
byterians Church. The welcome
address vas delivered by ]. T..
Charley, postmaster. j. B. Ro-
sentlal, who was elected temper
ary chairhan, made a short adj
dress. An executive committee
was elected as follows: j. L.
Chatham and G. A. McKinnon.
A committee on resolutions was
chosen as follows: G. A. McKin-
non of Colfax, j. L. Smith of
Alexandria, G. C. Furlow of Lo-
gansport.
Resolutions were adopted re-
commencing that the different
congressional districts be organ
lied into district associations,
that rural carriers memorabilia
the State and parish authorities
to make all roads traversed by
rural routes public roads, and
that the national convention
adopt the best methods to compel
all rural routes to be kept in good
condition,
b. J. Rosenthal was chosen as
a delegate to the national con-
vention to be held in Nashville,
Tenn, Sept. II to 20.
The following officers were
elected for the ensuing year: B.
). Rosenthal, Alexandria, presi-
dent; J. B. McNabb, Evergreen,
vice president; j. E, Beard, Ar
cadia, secretary and treasurer.
The convention adjourned to |
meet next year in Monroe.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Sixteen years ago he leaped in
to national prominence with a
speech which carried the deep in
surgency of the hour. He led,
not once but thrice, to glorious
defeat. Each time he was fol-
lowed by the minds, the hearts
and the votes of millions of his
countrymen.
Today he is but 81 which is
early noontide in the day of intel
lect, of politics, of statecraft.
1t is marvellous that man who
leads only to defeat could retain
his hold upon the minds and the
imagination of men over so long
a period. The explanation lies
neither in his eloquence nor in
his political principles, whatever
may be said of the quality of the
one or the soundness of the other.
The explanation of Bryan is char
acter- integrity, sincerity, fideli-
ty, courage.
True moral grandeuris so rare,
especially among politicians, that
the world takes off its hat to it
whenever it appears. Shreveport
Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Edmund eurk.'s Fame Secure.

Among the great men of the world
few have been the subject of higher
panegyric than Edmund Burke, and.
on the whole. few have better de-
served praise. No public man was
ever more pure in his politics and
more pure in his life, and few have
been as noble minded. He possessed
indefatigable industry. There was no
subject that he could not master. and
none which. having mastered. he
could not expound with unparalleled
richness Of language.-Exchange.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Minutes of School Improvement League

Minutes Of School Improvement League
Colfax, La, Aug. 80, 1912.
The Colfax School Improve
ment League met in regular ses-
sion this afternoon.
After disposing of routine bust
ness, the principal of the Colfax
High School was authorized to
draw upon the treasury of the
League to pay for ice for the
school during the first month of
the session.
Inasmuch as the yearly men,
bership fee of one dollar is now
due, it was decided to request all
of the members to pay this
amount as promptly as possible.
All members will please take no
tice and act accordingly.
There being no further bust
ness the League adjourned until
Friday, Sept. q, 1912, at A p. m.
MRS. T. P. Mcknight
Prest. protein.
MRS. ]. L. LIGGIN,
Secretary.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

result of said primary election
held in Grant parish boxes at the
various precincts of the parish
on Tuesday, Sept. 3, 1912. Adopt
ed.
On motion of M. C. Nugent,
seconded by C. w. Williams, the
following resolution was unani-
mously adopted, viz:
Whereas, The following parties
received a clear majority of all
the votes cast in their various
wards for the nomination as the
Democratic candidates for School
Directors in their various wards;
therefore be it
Resolved, That they are hereby
declared to be the nominees of
the party in their respective
wards, by wards and names as
follows, to-wit:
Ward Two Nominee for School
Director, A. w. Stewart.
Ward Four Nominee for
School Director, E. A. Wall.
Ward Seven Nominee for
School Director, M. E. Jackson.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Paint-Wise

is to paint when your property needs it.
Paint-foolish to wait for the price to go
down.
But SO many are foolish, they'll wait
a good while.
The whole rise in the cost of job is
lOper cent. The first year drop won't
be more than half that, more likely a
quarter
Waiting for per cent, more likely
p.
The average job with Devoe) is $50;
5 per cent, $3.50 Put it off for $3.50?
Guess not.
You think of that job as 500. So it
is with inferior paint.
Paint Devoe; do it now, it your pro-
perN needs it.
DEv0E
Valley Drug Store sells it.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
of Grant Parish Democratic
Committee.

Colfax, La, Sept. 6, 1912.
The Grant Parish Democratic
Committee met this day in the
Court house at Colfax, La, at
1870 a. M, pursuant to adj
journment, for the purpose of
canvassing the returns and pro-
mitigating the result of the pri-
mary election held Sept. 3, 1912,
Chairman A. A. Dean presiding,
and a quorum present.
The Chairman produced the re-
turns in regular order and a tabu-
lated statement of SAME made by
G.. C. Dean and H. G. Goodwin,
secretary, which were gone over
and examined and compared by
the committee with the tally
sheets sent in from the various
precincts.
On motion of j. B. Lyman, duly
seconded by C. w. Williams, the
result of said election as tabulated
above was declared to be correct,
and the same was ordered to be
published and promulgated as the
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Resolved, That B. F. Lewis and
A. A. Dean are the duly elected
committeeman from Grant parish
to represent the parish as mem
bers of the Thirteenth Judicial
District Committee.
The members of the Grant Par
ish Democratic Committee pres
ent this day are as follows: H.
G. Goodwin, C. H. Mccain and
NJ C. Nugent, members at large;
A. A. Dean, of ward 1; L. E.
Hadnot, Of ward 2; Richard
Newton, of ward 8; w. P. Deem,
of ward A; ward 5 not repre-
sented; J. B. Lyman and Jos.
Terrier, of ward 6; C. w. Will
Hams, of ward z.
There being no further bust
ness before the committee, on
motion of w. P. Deem, seconded
by Richard Newton, the commit
tee adjourned subject to call of
the chairman.
A. A. DEAN,
H. G. GOODWIN, Chmn.
Secretary.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Antoine Deloria, Postmaster at Gar
den, Mich, knows the exact facts when
he speaks of the curative value of Fol-
ey Kidney Pills. He says: From my
own experience. recommend Foley
Kidney Pills, as great remedy for kid
ney trouble. My father was cured of
kidney disease and a good many of my
neighbors were cured by Foley Kidney
Pills." j. w. Duncan Co., Ltd.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
INTELLIGENT African Natives.

A recently published book on Az
lea gives certain native tribes credit
or greater intellectually than has
Usually been ascribed to the negro
ace. Every central African" It says
rs born lawyer. Should the need
arise. he can act as his own pleader.
and set forth his case with fuency and
lawyerlike adroitness." 1t will be re-
membered that Bishop Colenso also
had high opinion Of the acumen of
certain native Africans as biblical
critics.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

The beauty of work depends upon
the way we meet it-whether we arm
ourselves each morning to attack 1t as
an enemy that must be vanQuished be-
fore night comes, or whether we open
our eyes with the sunrise to welcome
1t as an approaching friend who will
keep US delightful company all day.
and who will make us feel at evening
that the day was well worth its IA
tigues
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Puzzled Mother.

A Bowen high school boys mother
protests against the way algebra Is
taught In that school. She complains
that they haven't revised the text book
since the price Of eggs went up How
such a backward book as that can
prepare children for the active duties
of life Is more than she can under.
News.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

A really effective kidney and, bladder
medicine must first stop the progress
OF the disease and then cure the condi-
tions that cause it. Use Foley Kidney
Pills for all kidney and bladder troubles
and urinary irregularities. They are
safe and reliable. They help quickly
and permanently. In the yellow pack
age. J. w. Duncan Co., Ltd.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Judge Blaekman Nominated.

Judge Blackman received the nomi-
nation in the primary election on last
Tuesday for district judge by majori-
ty over Judge Andrews in Grant and
also in Rapides. His majority in Grant
is only 49 votes, while in Rapides it is
about 267.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Uncle Ezra Saws

ut don't take more'n gill NV effort to
git folks into peck of trouble" and a
little neglect of constipation, bilious
ness, indigestion or other liver derange-
ment will do the same. If ailing, take
DR.. Kings New Life Pills for quick re-
suits. Easy, safe, sure, and only Is
cents at Dixie Pharmacy.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
Four Daughters Married at Once

Fort Smith. Ark, Sept. All
four daughters of Mr.. and Mrs.
Lewis Clark, farmers, were mar
ried simultaneously Sunday; one
clergyman officiating.
Misses Mary, Selma, Jerusha
and Gladys Clark, aged Is to q
years. welded Taylor Mccain,
Thomas WEIGH, George Powell
and A. H. Williams, alrfarmers.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Sheriff A. B. Perkins and DIR. w. A..
Jones returned last Monday from a
prospecting Tip in Mexico. They re-
ported having fine trip, but that
Louisiana is good enough for them to
live in for a while yet.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Hon. J. B. Aswell Elected to Congress.
The following is given as the
result for Congressman in the
9Th district, viz:
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Mrs. E. G. Hunter, after spending a
week visiting her daughter, Mrs. M. E.
Toorean, returned to Alexandria Fri
day evening, Judge Hunter having
come up to return home with her.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

We want your trade, and will get il
if honest goods, honest treatment and
low prices are consideration to you.
Peoples Cash Store.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Mr.. j. B. Roberts left on Wednesday
for Biloxi, Miss, where he goes on a
visit to his sister, Mrs. Henry Bern
stein. He expects to return to Colfax
on Monday, Sept. 8.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Capt. C. H. Teal returned last Satur-
day night after an outing of three weeks
at Chicago and points on Lake Michi-
Oan
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Mr.. j. P. Sullivan has moved his fam.
lily into his residence recently complet.
ed in North Colfax, and Mr.. JAG Bloch
this week moved into the house vacated
by Mr.. Sullivan
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

DR.. B. A. Soileau returned last Sun
day night from visit of several weeks
with relatives at his old home in Vile
Platte.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Bleached muslin, Sc in. wide, value
10c, our price 7ac Peoples Cash Store.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Mr.. C. E. Haddox and wife returned
Sunday night from visit of ten days
to relatives in Alabama.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Mr.. D. M. Duncan, of Alexandria,
was visitor to his brother, ]. w. Dun.
can, Thursday.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Rev. E. L. Cargill returned last Tues
day from several days stay near Min
den, where he took part in a protracted
meeting.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Clarke and chill
dren returned last Monday to their
home at Monroe, after visit of about
ten days to Colfax relatives and friends.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

10 Id. bucket of Swift-Jewell lard
&.00. Peoples Cash Store.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Capt. 7. M. Wells, after being con-
fined to his room for a month, walked
down town to the postoffice on Thurs
day, and had many friends to congratu-
late him on his recovery.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

Rev. Bruce Benton and family arriv-
ed last Saturday night, after an absence
OF about a month, and Mr.. Benton fill
ed his morning and evening appoint
ments at the Baptist Church on Sunday.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

New goods arriving daily. Peoples !
Cash Store.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07

MURPHY-At his home in Pollock.
La, Wednesday night, Sept. 4, 1912,
Mr.. Frank v. Murphy, aged about 81
years, died suddenly.
The deceased was well and favorably
known in Pollock, where he has kept
livery stable for ten or twelve years
past He was sitting up at the time of
his death, which was entirely unex-
pected.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-09-07
DIED.

STEWART-At his home in ward z,
on Tuesday, Sept. 3, 1912, Mr.. w. M.
Stewart, Sr., departed this life aged
about GA years. The deceased had been
afflicted with Bright's disease for about
seven years, and although he experience
ed a great amount of suffering, yet en-
dured it with patience. "Uncle Buck, ;"
as ne was faIniliarly called, came to
ward in 1872, and had resided in the
vicinity of where he died ever since.
He was man who never meddled with
the affairs of others, and was univer-
sally respected and loved by his neigh
bors. j. B. L.
The evening world., 1912-12-06

Women's Mannish Capeskin
Gloves, prix seam, in golden
brown shades. Every pair guar
anteed to wear. All sizes. Sell
everywhere at 81 90 per pair.
The evening world., 1912-12-06
Bows Sl.15 Gloves, 79c

No difference except In price between
these gloves and others sold at $l.l5.
Bought as samples. hence the cut price.
Fine, capeskin, suede and mocha.
Makers name on every pair.
u Main Tloor.
The evening world., 1912-12-06
Mems S1.15 Gloves, 89c

Samples Mems New Fall Kid Gloves
made to sell at $l.l5 to $3.50 pair.
Finest imported capeskin. suede and
washable chamois to choose from. All
sizes and colors.
The evening world., 1912-12-06
W0men's $1.5O Gloves, S

Women's p X Gloves, made of i'm
ported skins, 3 row embroidered backs;
in a variety Of colors. and black and
white. All sizes. Guaranteed.
The evening world., 1912-12-06

Pretty VOile Blouses, tucked and
lace trimmed and finished
with accordion frill. Very no.
special. JOC
The evening world., 1912-12-06

Steering Sled, csc. Trimmed Bed. soc.
Toy Piano, 49c. Walking Dogs, 79c.
Mission Desk and Chair, $2.9S.
Bent Wood Chairs, $1.49.
Dolls Perambulators, $3.7S.
Sidewalk Sulkies, CSC.
Plush Horse on platform and
rocker, $3.98.
Toy Piano, IA keys, 98c.
Parchcsi Game. sc.
Ball Bearing Skates, $1.39.
Rugby Footballs, soc.
Cowboy Outfits, $1.19.
be held for delivery.
date desired. .n r..
The evening world., 1912-12-06

White Broca de Silk Waists,
Robespierrc collar, with lace
jabot, a slightly style at a 90 no
small price. SA.JO
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-21
Bomhenatteutat auf
RidDter Rufalski.
Cine IciIc Spnr fir Gntoefnng Der
Safer bcreits uurbanoen.
Iem Mnrf. Is. M21ra.

q Oort, 1S. Wtdr5.
sSse6er neriiigbnre Geseftiu Oes 30.
Ii8ei.S otptqlartiers lit nit Ser gb.
iudrung ser Staot nah Dem Wanne
beifGftigt, ser am SamStag Den Ser
Iud Qemad,t bate, Ben 8eneral.Ii,
fien- Ridter Otto Roiulsfi nit elmer
Soaenmaid)ine 5l totem, Die or i6m
burd1 ole Eoii 5ugeiunOt batte. Die
@ebnlidfeit Der Sdreibmaihinen.
Shrift oiif Dem Tafete unb Die Ser.
fteGllng bes toblihen @eifolies nit
b%emienigen, meldJes am 8. Sebruar
Den Zoo bon Selene Saplor in ibrer
8o6nune an Der II. StraBe berbei.
fiibrte, bot 5u Der aniift sefiibrt,
bob oieielben WGnner beibe Bomber
perIanbt baben.
Der Silfspoli5ei.4ommiii1r DOUG
berth erfI0rt, oaB Die geboroe iorpeit
nid,t ermittelt bat. Der Rihter mel.
CERT iif. iiber Den Son az iprefen,
aber es beiBt, oab er Der BoIi3ei cine
Mn3obI Drobbriefe iiberseben bat, Die
er in Der iiinsiten Seit empfing.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-21
9apIohon in
Babr merkfatt.
&tnisftens 25 grbeiter beim Seriten
eines Seiicls ssOttt.
Die meiften Ger 0pftr
ruarru Streikbrtdjrr.
Uranenbafte Gcritiimmelnngen Ct.
Drnncnbnfts @critimmelnngen er.
idhuercn Seititellnng Der Seidcn.

e an@ntonio, Seras, 1S. WGr5
SiinfunO5pan5ig Mann purocn
beitimmt 9etotet uno piele anoere
perlett, pdbrenb mabrere @ebGuoe
rcrnidtet puroen, OILS Der aeliel elmer
2ofomctipe in ben bieiigen &0fen Der
Sii0-Gocificsgabn e%rploOierte.
Mht5ebn 9eiden iino aus Den
Srilmmerhoufen innerbolb 5melcr
Shnben mad, Der Grploiton geborgen
porOen, mGbrcno Die unbeibdoigten
SGltier nit T%crpumoeten angefiillt
fino Ter Observation-Disclosures uno Die
aupicri tmieoe iinO 5eritort Doroen.
Dort murben uicle Irbeiter ourh ELM.
ftiir5enbe Waltern perlest.
Crsauiiicrtcr Hettnn9Sbienit.
8aS Nrn1ee SoipitnlfnrpS mrroe
nod ser llngliidsit0tte 9ebraht, nah
reno ole 4oIi5ei, bie glmbulan5en uno
WitgIieoer Der 9. 90. 6. u. organi.
fiert mltroen, lettere. nm hie 2eifen
Der Gotten auS5ugrabert. Gie melIteu
lleberreIte ser &erun9lildten Itno 10
perItiimmeIt, Dab Elm Grfcnnen Der
Eoten oltSgei6loiien lit. Die Opier
finb sum Qr0Biten Seile Grbeiter, Die
nIs Streifbrcher altSgebulfen batten
Rof Ger @rploiion perloItete in Der
Sto6t. 6uB 0pnamit lire llrinfe &c.
neien lei, bod bat cine llnteriuf,ung
bic Soltloiigfeit ioIderSebauptungen
ereeben. Son antonio lit bon 8e'
noltt0tigfeiten mGbrenO bes Streifs
taft gGn3lih perIdont 9eblieben.
Cbue purberise &aruung.
Die 9ofouotipe itanS in Oen Sole
in Der Rabe Der @erfitatt, als Ole
grpIoiion obne ieoe uorberige 8ar.
nunq eintrat. SeiIe bes Waihinen-
'huppenS itiir5ten elm uno mebrere
fIeinere @cbGuoe muroen 5ertriim.
inert. Die Waihiueu i'm Sduppen
pur6en oerart 5eroriidt OdB lie aus
iobcn, oils o6 lie nit einem Sommer
brcitqei6logen mGren. Der Sdorn.
itein ser erploOierten Waihine rpllr.
Be einige StraBenblods melt geihleu-
bert.
Ole We6r5obl ser Streifbreder
fannie ans noroliden mo meItlI.
den Staaten.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-21
9nqlanos Tlotten-B uoaet.
22O,427,OOO Dollars, 1,535,500
iueniser als i'm gorjabre.
9onbon, 10. WGr3.

y " v u, 10. U(uI8.
Dem Hegierunesberift sufoIae,
tpelher Dem ltnterbans u~nterbreitet
poroen lit, beIGnit iid Der 8oran.
fhlaa fir Die britiihe ariegsmorine
I'M fommenben Sabre auf 1920, 427..
600.
Gas iino 1885, 500 peniger oIs
Inn letten Sabre fir oieien 3med
aiisgegeben murbe.
Die 8orani6lGge iiir 6as Iauienoe
Sabr bilben cine gntt1uifung, %
cine eroBeSerabiebnng erfportet NOR
ben mar. GoB oieier getrag erbeblid
iiberitieeen peroen mag. erbent ans
elmer grfldrung bes Serrn Gburhia.
9ieier bate bemerft, ole 9oraniflG.
ee ieien aiif Der annabme boiiert, bob
bic po%rbanbenen Eroaramme Der an
oeren Seemddte nift erbobt lperben
tpiirben. SIM Sale elmer iolden Gr.
bobuna miirben meitere gemiaisun-
gen notlpenbig iein,
Sic neiien 9niiten ihlieben bier
aroBe Yan5eridiife elm. adt Ieifte
Hun5erfreu5er, 20 Seritorer uno
mebrere llnterieeboote. 9as Berional
miro INN 1000 Niann p~ererobert mer-
ben. slm /. april meroen I'M 8au iein
10 Sdlahtihiffe. 6 Rreu3er, s se.
ffliibte 9reuier speiter 9lafie. 81
SerTtSrer unS Is llnterieeboote.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-21
mo FOOL L|KE"--
Adventures of the Demure Ste-
nographer.
A MOST TOUCHING" HISTORY
How Old Jason Welcomed His Long
Lost Niece to His Office and How He
and the Elevator Boy Protected Her
From Troublesome Admiration.

BY M. QUAD.
Copyright, 1911, by Associated Literary
Press.l
"HERE has been an awful row
at our skyscraper. and the de
mure stenographer, who will
from this on be referred to as
d.. s. TO save space. is TO blame for II.
She came, she saw. and she scooted,
Seven tenants moved III in a day.
and fourteen others punched one an
others heads instead of moving that
is, they only moved while they were
punching.
Miss ID s. brought her blue eyes,
ffaxen hair and sylphlike form into
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-21
1merikanifdJe Seefoloaten
fdJafen @r0nune.
Hiersig Ginscborene BEL 8efedlten II
Canton, China, set0tet.
2 nntom.t 8. Wf1rs.

= III y ~ 10. Utult.
Cine gbteilung Seeioloaten bon
benz amerifaniiden Monitor yMon.
teren" muroen bier infolge Der fortge-
ietten &libeitorungen In Der Staot
uno Der orobenoen Snltung oer@inge-
borenen gelanoet. lie amerifaniihen
Fruppen hnben 0os 3olont beiebt.
$eftiee @eicdte Spiihcn Mitelieoeru
bes Soffn.S tommes uno ben Iruppen
merben aus Canton aemeloet. TAB
40 gingeborene getotet muroen, itebt
felt, bod ion Die 3abl cine melt
grobere iein. Iie Sruppen IN
Waihom ioaen genreutert baben.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-03-21
The Wise Mans Choice.
Better a bird In the bush than
bats In your belfry.-Chica-
20 News.
Not Disposed TO Argue

Teacher-You say the earth II 5000
miles In circumference. Will you step
up to the blackboard and dencn..zate
that proposition7
Shaggy Haired Pupil-What's the
use, ma'am? I'm willing to admit 1t
and let it go at that Chicago Trib-
une.