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SUICIDE OF A HuLeAR GENERAL
Command Decimated, the King Tore
Off His Enaulets.

London.-After the capture of Kirk
Kilisseh, General Toseff, with two So
fla regiments, comprising representa-
tives of the most ~aristocratic Bulga-
rian families, pursued the flying Turks
SO carelessly hat the Bulgarians were
wiped out in an ambush.
General Toseff committed suicide
after King Ferdinand, with his own
hands, had torn from his uniform his
generals epaulets.
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BoRDERLAND ANTIQUITIES.

Young Girls Slain and Their Forms
lmpaled Upon Pixies
Arta.-The borderland is the scene
OF the blacklist Turkish atrocities.
In n village twenty-five men of
official rank and two priests were cut
to pieces. The work was done. with
diabolic elaboration.
In another village eleven young
girls, after the gravest indignities,
were slain, their dead forms impaled
upon pixies, and shown to the awe
stricken populace.
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Similarly Minded.

The village tailor only received oc-
casional orders from the vicar for
such articles as hats, collars, or hand
kerchiefs. You see," remarked the
vicar n day, having called with his
usual order, when l want a suit l go
to London. They make them there"
Calling again a few days later, the
vicar remarked that he had not seen
the tailor at church lately.
NO." replied the tailor; when l
want to hear a good sermon l go to
London; they preach them there"
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HE Miefaka

After the services were over, one
of the congregation turned to his wife
and said:
ON my way to church I picked up
a button and put it in my change
pocket, where 1 had a quarter"
Gracious, my dear!" anticipated
his wife, very much Mortified. And
you dropped it into the collection bas-
ket by mistaken"
No, confound it," replied her hus-
band, Il put in the quarter."-Judge.
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Might shirts. Can I sell you one or
In Nav Xnrk

First Prison Oficial-WeH have to
stop giving permits to people to go in
and see the prisoners.
Second Prison Oficia1-Why so?
First Prison Oficial-Too much con-
fusion. They keep getting in the way
of the fellows who are escaping
Puck.
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Be CAREFUL WHAT
YOU TAKE FOR COLDS

The danger In
u S / 6 patent
m e d lie i e s is
from the stimu-
lants and dan
gerous u g 8
which many of
them depend on
for their tenn
porary e if e C t.
Because it / 8
free FROM alco-
b 0 /, narcotics
a n d dangerous
drugs, Father
Johns Medicine
h a S b a d SO
years of sue
cess as a tonic
and hOdV huiId-
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HOW GERMANY PREPARES.

Expecting Attack by England via the
Danish Frontier, Is Report.
Copenhagen. The newspapers Of
Jutland learn that Germany is repar
ing to send troops to the Danish from
tier, expecting that Great Britain will
land an army at Esbjerg if Europe be-
comes embroiled as a result of the
Balkan war.
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BRAND NEW CROWN READY.
Gear of BuIgars Has Az the ReuaIla
for His Proclamation as Emperor.

Paris.-The baggage train Of King
Ferdinand includes regalia, q crown.
robes, etc., in which he hopes to as.
sumo in Con~stantinople a position of
even greater dignity than that for
which he clad himself four years ago.
The incident is not without impor-
lance as an indication of the minute
care with which the Bulgarian cam.
paign was planned.
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After Dinner Ioke

In the great Pecos valley apple
country of New Mexico the latest ar
rival is always asked:
What is worse than biting into an
apple and finding a worm?"
He is stumped. They tell him,
Finding half a worm
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Diana of the Air.

The beautiful and athletic Eleanora
Sears, at a luncheon at Sherry's, said
of aviation:
Il like the biplane well enough, and
the m%onoplane I am simply head over
heels in love with"
To this remark one of Miss Sears
many unsuccessful suitors answered
~reproachfully:
"Ah, another case of man being sup
planted by machinery"
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ular. A friend ad-
vised me to taxi
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound, and before 1
had taken the whole
of two bottles I
found relief. I am
only sixteen years
old, but l have bet
ter health than for
two or three years.
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BLANK CARTRIDGES USED.

Turks Also Had Soap for Reserve
Ammunition.
Berlin.-The reasons for the break
down of the Turkish army before the
invaders are brought to light in a let
ter from Captain Persius, the war cor
respondent of the "Tageblatt." Writ
ing from Uskub after visiting the bat
tlefield of Kumanova, he says he
found on the persons of the fallen
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TURKEY FACES STARVATION.
Famine Like Those of China and India
Seems Certain,

OGEmS O6TCdTH,
London. The warcorrespondents,
writing from Constantinople, say that
Europe is going to see a nation in the
grip of death by starvation this win
ter. A famine on a scale rarely seen
even in India or China has claimed the
population of all of Eastern Turkey
Infinitely more serious to the Turk
ish people than mere military occupa-
ton is the fact that the native popula-
ton have been driven out.
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Manager-Yes, the old farmer was
a little skeptical about our wild man
really being wild, but l satisfied him.
Fat Man-You did? How?
Manager-Why, I told him the wild
man was a bigamist who once had 16
wives.
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INDEPENDENCE PROCLAIMED.
Albanian Chiefs Declare Their Free
dom from Sultan's Rule.

dom from Sultan's Rule.
Vienna.-The Albanian chiefs met
at Valona and proclaimed the indie
pendence of their country.
Ismail Regal, the Albanian leader,
recently has been in Vienna in connec-
ton with this meeting of the chief, the
object of which is to elect a commit
tee to conduct Albanian affairs pend
ing recognition by the Powers OF the
country's independence.
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DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up
10 years ago. They regulate and ~invigorate
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated
Tiny granules. Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-11-22

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, CSC a bottle Adv
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Extremes.

Ought these two articles to go un-
der the same heading?" g
mo; they are not on the same foot
ing"
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London.-Private advices from Ham
burgburg say that the German officers
believe that wal is unavoidable .
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People will encourage your fads as
long as you are willing to squander
your money on them.
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There is one thing I've been won
dering about"
What's that?"
How racing men take Joy rides in
a sulky."
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Ra+ber Mixad

Hes dead in earnest"
Eyes, I've noticed he's a live one"
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ITCH Relieved in 80 Minutes.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds a
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
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Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
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Truth is stranger than fiction and
equally dangerous.
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Mixed Up Terms.

"Are you going to show him up?"
Il will, if it comes to a showdown
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POISON SPREAD OVER ARMS

1902 Locust ST., Philadelphia, Pa
My hands and face were seriously
affected by what I thought to be poi
son from some plant. 1t first appeared
as a rash accompanied by swelling and
itching. Through scratching the rash
became decided sores and it was i'm
possible for me to do my regular work
place my hands in water. The poi
son spread over my arms, as well as
my hands and face, and my skin, usu-
ally clear, was greatly disfigured. 1
suffered continually from the burning
and itching and l could not sleep.
For several weeks l had used
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with almost no relic

with almost no relief. Then 1
bought a cake of Cuticura Soap and a
box Of Cuticura Ointment, which pro-
duced immediate improvement and in
about two weeks my skin was clear
and there was no return of the
trouble" (Signed) Mrs. Jos. r. Ad-
ans, Dec. 2, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
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er, for healing throat and lungs and
in the treatment of coughs and colds.
Father Johns Medicine is a doctors
prescription,-pure and wholesome.
Guaranteed.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1912-04-06
MARTY o'TooLE
The Former st. Paul Pitcher Starting
Season With Pittsburgh.

The Former St. Paul Pitcher Starting
Season With Pittsburgh.
-. Local followers of the doings Of the
diamond who have seen the now fam
GUS Marty O'Toole in action will be
interested in the following account
of the young Catholic athletes entry
into the work of the present season.
which is clipped from the columns of
the Cleveland Catholic Universe:
Not always from the expert thee.
logians and not always from those
who pray loudest in the market place
comes the best proof of the power
of the religion of Jesus Christ in the
hearts and minds of men who, what.
ever their walk in life, are imbued
with religious faith and fervor, az
they have gotten it from the Catholic
Church.
The name of Marty O'Toole is not
enshrined in the Hall Of Fame in Al.
bany, nor does IL appear in the pages
Of who's Who" For Marty O'Toole
is simply red-headed young man who
is a pretty good sort Of professional
baseball pitcher and for the right to
whose services the manager Of the
Pittsburg National League team paid
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cost of $4,000. The resolution was
presented by Commissioner Waddell.
Many roads are to be improved this
year, and the commissioners are de-
sirous of completing the task as soon
as possible. The roads to be i'm
proved are: Minneapolis and Shake
pee, $4,000; Minneapolis and Water
town, $4,000; Rockford, $4,000; Bass
Lake and Grow River, $4,000; Sixth
avenue north extension, $4,000; Penn
avenue, $4,000; Fort Smelling and
Shakopee, $4,000; Minneapolis and
Monticello, $1,000; Independence,
$1,000. The board rejected all bids
Monday for the improvement of six
miles of river road from Champlin
toward Minneapolis. The bids ad-
vertised for specified that the ma
terial to be used must contain 20 per
cent crushed rock to be taken from
the Dougherty. pit.
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Talks to Hennepin Co, Teachers

Great credit was placed on drawing
as school subject to develop efiici-
ency by Rev. j. M. C!eary of the H.
stitute of the Incarnation, who spoke
last Saturday on THE Value of Eff
ficiency" before the Hennepin County
Teachers association in the mayors
reception room.
Instead of being fad," said Faith.
er Cleary, drawing is the most i'm
portant subject taught. 1t trains pu-
pills to be keen and close observers.
The successful manager of business
may not have as good an education
as his competitor, but it will be found
he is an observer. He studies the
habits, needs and even whims OF his
customers; the globe trotter chases
to foreign lands but sees nothing of
interest; the man trained in observa-
ton sees through the complexities of
life about him, beauties and duties
There is no sense that is of such wide
and useful application as that of keen
and close observation.
Touching upon municipal reform,
Father Cleary said the weakness dis
played by those seeking reform is that
they lack application. "Violators of
the laws of decency, those who profit
financially by wrong-doing, never
sleep. The reformer must never rest
if he is to accomplish results. So it
is in anything We take up, we must
have interest, application and enthu-
siasm if efficiency is 10 follow"
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DIES FROM BURNS
Miss Mary Kelly Passed Away at St
,Mary's Hospital Last Sunday.


,Mary's Hospital Last Sunday.
The body of Miss Mary Kelly, hero.
inc nursemaid who sacrificed her life
rather than imperil the babies in her
care when her clothing caught fire
last Monday, was taken to her home
in Sparta, Wis. The young woman's
death occurred at st. Mary's hospital
at 10 a. m. Sunday after two days
fight against the inevitable. She was
fatally burned Friday at the home of
T. j. Donahue, 44O2 Wentworth ave-
nue., where she was employed, when
gas plate in the nursery ignited her
garments. Miss Kelly thought first
Of the safety of her twin charges,
John and Jeanette Donahue, and has
tened to the lower floor of the home
before attempting to put out the
flames. Mr.. and Mrs. John Kelly, the
young woman's parents, and brother
and sister, all from her home at
Sparta, Wis, were at her side when
death came. Miss Kelly was ~ years
old She had been employed at the
Donahue home only week, having
roomed with Mrs. Sarah E. Rice, 23O6
Fourteenth avenue s., prior to that
time. =.-a
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"You Yonson" at tho eiiou.

"You Yonson," to be seen at the
Bijou next week, was produced first
at the Park theater (row the Herald
square) in New York fourteen years
ago. 1t met with instantaneous sue.
cess and ran for eight weeks at that
playhouse. Its interesting story, it's
delightful comedy, its sensational
scene of the log jam. and it's many
delightful pictures Of life in the North.
west became the talk Of the town
But above all that appealed to the
public, was the one character that
stood foremost in the comedy, that
Of the good-natured swede, lyon Yon
son." He naturally dominated the
play and he became at once as Low
ing stage character as Uncle JOSH
in the "Old Homestead" or as the
''Puddin' Head Wilson" of Frank
Mayo.
The tile role is played this season
BY Lawrence Peterson, who il home
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he small sum of s22,5oo last year.

Now, O'Toole is mere" ballplayer,
but he happens at the same time to be
a devout and practical Catholic. So,
with the season about to&open, before
he departed on his trip to the train
ing camp of the Pittsburg club, he
made special Novena at the church
in his home Massachusetts town that
he might have successful season.
He was asked why he did it. And his
reply was very brief and very conclu-
sive. why" he said, my arm is all
I've got and make my living by it
and so l made Novena to gain a
blessing on my work."
Marty O'Toole believes in prayer
and we cannot help believing with him
that his faith and simplicity will be
answered by good and successful
season.
He is a specimen OF the Christian
athlete. though it has never been his
fortune to be advertised that way.
But he exemplifies the feeling of the
best kind of Catholic, the one who
does not rely on dress suit occasion
to parade his faith, but who carries it
with him into everyday life. There
are millions of Marty O'Tooles in this
country and all over the world who
carry their desires, their trials and
their hopes to Our Blessed Lord, to
His Holy Mother and to the saints
with the same faith and the same
beautiful trust and confidence.
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ance of said account,
1t Is Ordered. That said petition be
heard and said account examined at a
Srecial Term of this Court to be held
at the Court House. in the City of Min
neapolis. In said county. on Monday, the
the forenoon, and that all ~ PERSONS eiosk i'm m
terested in said matter appear before
said Court at said time and place. then
and there to show cause, if any there
be. why said account should not be all
lowed.
And. 1t is Further Ordered, That no.
tice OF such hearing be given TO said
ward and to all persons interested there
in, BY publishing this order once in each
week. for three successive weeks prior
to said day of hearing In The Irish
Standard. 4 newspaper printed and pub
lished IN said county.
Dated at Minneapolis this Goth day Of
March, 1912
BY the Court:
GEORGE r. SMITH.
Judge of the Probate Court.
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WITH THE DEAD
James r, Billion.

James F. Billion, aged ga years, died
April at 1920 Central avenue north.
east. He was widower and is sur.
vived by four sonsAand four daugh.
ters. His body was taken to Gin.
ton, Iowa, where interment took
place.
John Murray.
John Murray died March 81 at St.
Mary's hospital He was So years
of age. The funeral services were
conducted on the morning of April
2 at the Church of the Incarnation
and interment took place in st. Mary's
cemetery.
w. s. Daggett.
w. S. Daggett, aged 48 years, died
Wednesday at his home, 1905 Third
avenue south. He is survived by his
wife, a son and four daughters. The
funeral services took place Friday at
10 a. m. in the Church Of the In
carnation. Interment in st. Mary's
cemetery.
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said petition can be heard. show cause,
If any there be, why said petition should
not be granted
And 1t Is Further Ordered. That no.
tice. Of such hearing be given, by pub
fishing this order once in each week for
three successive weeks. prior to said
day of hearing. in The Irish STANDARD,
county. and by mailing a copy OF this
order to all the heirs-at-law OF said
decedent when their address is known
at least fourteen GD days before the
date of said hearing, unless notice 10
waived
Dated at Minneapolis this 9th day of
March, 1912.
BY the Court: t4
GEORGE r. SMITH,
Judge of the Probate Court.
Chas. r. Kelley,
Attorney for Petitioner,
53G Andrus Bldg.
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PROBATE NOTICE.

STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
HENNEPIN. IN PROBATE COURT
II the Matter OF the Estate of w. L.
Brady. dccedent.
On receiving and filing the petition Of
Sarah Brady praying that letters OF adj
nnistration on said estate issue to
II Is ordered d. That said petition be
Heard and that all persons Interested in
ssaid matter appear before this Court on
Monday. the 22nd day of April 1912, at
10 a. M, at the Probate Court in the
Court House at Minneapolis in said coun-
tN. and then. or as soon thereafter as
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FIRST IN FIELD
Thomas p. Dryer Files For Member
Of ConoraRs

Thomas p. Dryer Files For Member
Of Congress.
Thomas P. Dryer, the "boilermak.
err" filed for the Democratic nomina.
ton for member of congress for the
Fifth Minnesota district at the county
auditors Office late last week. Mr..
Dwyer secured the Democratic nomi.
nation in 1910 but was defeated by a
small margin at the general election
by Frank M. Eye. He ia the first
candidate for congress in this district
to make his announcement. Mr. Dwyer
has lived in Minneapolis many years
and resides at 2443 Twenty-fifth ave
nue. south.
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Printing and Stationary.

Party invitations, tickets. wedding
cards. letterheads. envelopes. state.
ments. billheads and everything In Job
printing can be had promptly and rea.
sonably at the Irish Standard once.
226 eouth eth street Newest typA
nea. Workmanship.
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when he is in Minneapolis. He is
the best "Yon" the play has had since
Gus Heege.
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PROBATE NOTICE.
sT HENN 81 Nif IN PRobATE 9S Court a.
In the Matter of the Guardianship Of
Catherine Rogers, Insane.
ORDER FOR HEARING GUARDIANS
ANNUAL ACCOUNT.
On receiving and filing the annual ac-
count of Joseph r. Quinn as guardian
Of the above named ward. and his petit
ton praying for settlement and allow.
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FATHER DOLPHIN
The Former Pastor of st. Stephens
Church Soon to Leave For
49, Australia,

HeV. j. r. Dolphin, fOrmely pastor of
st. Stephens church, this city, which
though personal, we are publishing
herewith, feeling that the interest
which the many friends of Father Dol
phin has in his welfare and the pleas
ure they will derive from knowing
that his condition is improved will
justify us in producing it. The let
ter follows:
Providence Hospital,
7 Seattle, Wash,
March 20, 1912.
Mr.. ]. D. O'Brien, Manager,
The Irish Standard,
Minneapolis, MINI.
Dear Mr.. O'Brien:
enclose postal money order for
two dollars to pay my subscription
to the Irish Standard up to March
1912, and, as for a number of months
I shall be absent from Minnesota trav.
cling without any fixed address, beg
you to discontinue my subscription
till return.
AS perhaps you may know, l have
been having pretty hard lines of late.
Coming to Seattle to visit my brother,
and to take passage from here to
Japan or to Australia, trusting that
the long ocean voyage would give
me back health and strength to under.
take the building Of st. Stephens new
parochial school, arrived here in the
clutches Of typhoid fever on Jan. 2Sth
About month ago, when was con
valescing nicely, carelessly brought
upon myself a relapse which kept me
in bed till last Saturday.
1t the first run of the fever my doc
tor told me that henceforth l must
have lighter work and must live more
in the open, if would prolong my life
and this warning, together with my
own unwillingness to delay longer the
erection of the parochial school, in
duced me to send to the Archbishop
my resignation of st. Stephens. OF
course 1t cost me many a pang to
hand in my resignation; but when the
letter had been mailed already be
gan to feel that great burden which
had been crushing me to the ground
had been lifted from my shoulders
And so I shall depart on my ocean
voyage care-free. It may take some
months for me to recuperate, but m,
physician tells me that my constitu
| ton is sound although my vitality il
low; and SO I am cheerful and hope
| full.
On account of the Oriental diseases
which prevail in and near Japan l an
advised not to undertake that trip;
| therefore l shall take, as soon as
am able, the first steamer which sails
for Australia. am an excellent sail
or; SO I shall enjoy the long sail Of
twenty.one days.
1t has been pleasure for me to find
that I could get the Irish Standard
| from subscribers living here in Seat
| tie; and it will be a pleasure for me
to renew my subscription when I re
turn to Minnesota.
| Wishing you and your brother
health, happiness and success, I re
main,
| Yours very cordially,
J. F. DOLPHIN.
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IUr INdUlpd, lUduO, WuSIo uc lld6 D0cI
offered the position of fire chief. He
has not resigned from the department,
but has merely taken a 30-day fur
Tough to look into the matter. If he
finds the proposition satisfactory he
will resign and move to Nampa with
his family.
Building records for March made a
jump over the corresponding month Of
last year, but 1912 is behind 1911 for
the first quarter. However, there is
every indication that the losses sus.
tanned in the first two months of the
year will be made up before long and
that 1912 will forge into the lead. In
the month just ended AL permits
were taken out. The estimated valu-
alton of the buildings was $1,272,2 15.
In March, 1911, 691 permits were is
sued, but the estimated valuation was
only s1,O60,115. The first quarter of
1912 shows 1853 permits, with $780,
425 valuation, while the first quarter
Of 1911 shows 1,107 permits and an
estimated valuation Of $2,943,545.
The board Of county commissioners
Monday ordered the county surveyor
and his assistants to draw plans and
specifications for the improvement of
nins county roads At an approximate