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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-03-28
Murray Kay, County Surveyor

Accuracy of work guaranteed, with
out partiality or favoritism. | ask the
voters OF Hood River county for re-nom-
ination and re election.-Paid Adv.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-03-28
Mrs. Edna +. Thomas

The funeral services over the re-
mains of Mrs. Edna +. Thomas, the
wife of b. +. Thomas, were held last
Friday at the chapel of the Bartmess
undertaking parlors Mrs. Thomas
died Wednesday, March 20, at the Cot
tage hospital. The body remains at
the undertaking establishment, but
will probably be sent to Los Angeles,
where the family expects to reside.
In addition TO her husband Mrs.
Thomas leaves surviving three daugh-
ters, one an infant born at her death.
Funeral services were conducted by
Rev. Bennett, of the Christian Church,
Perfect Printing Rubber Stamps Of
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-03-28
Candidate for District Attorney.

Pad adv
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
.HlGH-TARlFF. FAL LAc Z PROVED I:
Fund amental Error IL the idea That.
All country's Industries Should 5s
Be Protected. st5 !.

The protective tartff,' says an au-
thority on the subject, was adopted
In the single purpose. and has been
maintained In no other. legitimate pur-
pose than to promote manufacturing
In a country that was given chiefly to
agriculture"
Accepting that statement of the
case as sound and correct, what per-
versions have marked the policy OF
the advocates OF such protective tar
III in these latter days!
Now. the claim OF the high-tarinites
is that all industries should be pre-
tected.
In the old Rollo books" the fulfil
ity, the absolute nonsense. OF endeav-
oring to force q boat to move In the
water BY blowing upon the sail with
bellows placed IN the stern was
shown. And the experiment OF the
man wh0$Would try to lift himself by
his bootstraps Is among the tradition
al failures: siS Y: &!
This idea Of protecting all indus
tries il the 1dea of protecting one In Z
dustry and its workers against another
and Its workers:
1t Is a policy In accord with the
folly Of trying to make the boat move
by wind from the bellows behind the
SAIL. It is q nation wide Illustration
of the results Of the bootstrap expert
.ment. ;s }s53
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Democrats il Harmony.

The talk OF Democratic quarrels e
dying out. Democratic quarrels there
yet may be, and while the enemy
;wrangles with itself. the Republicans
may allure the bird OF victory TO to
perch upon their banners. But II Re.
publican leadership. az IL supposed.
Is largely represented by the politi-
clans and once holders who winter at
,Washing ton, there Il. already q serious
realization among the head men Of the
party that faith IN success this year
must be pinned to other prospects.
AS has been sometimes pointed out
during the last twelve months. the
numerous Republican prophesies OF
Democratic dissensions operated to
Democratic benefit. General expecta-
ton OF factional lighting was disap-s
pointed. The status of harmony was
thus emphasized to the country. i
was 80 with the Democratic conduct
or affairs in the national house during
the extra session.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
aotl n.ek q Critic.

5g II was walking up Sixth avenue N ~
New York. 4 says Capt F.. J. Archii--Ss
bald. .'accompaniedss by James Nielsen
OF Sweden. who Vas over here on =;
visit. There ~ asbiE Swedish employ.
ment agency up there about Fortisth,
street. and the align - spelled ~!
Swedish fashion: 3s7s
~ fS5sI 'Help1 wanted. S7s
II asked Nielsen what In the world
that extra SIX was doing Ct the end OF
the word. especially -. even IN SwsAs
:ish, It q not pronounced. ~ \
oh. It 10 Just theirs. ~ supposs.
said Nielsen. II AZ vi
& But now that you don't proncuncss
the letter why don't you people drop
II altogether! II looks 80 silly -,
have = letter there you don't pro
nounce. II :.ts:
So sa15s Well said Nielsen, 7 suppossSwsi
keep, 1t there for the same reason3
you hang on to the .".p' IN pnsn.i
monio., = New.York Herald.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
4 President Madero Learns That No Gen
tIeman Ever Asks Negro Where
the Fowl Came From.

Once during the Mexican revolution,
when President Madero was an out
law, according to the Mexican govern
ment then existing, he had to leave Ell
Paso hurriedly because the American
officers were after him for alleged VI
olation Of the neutrality laws.
Madero crossed the Rio Grande at
Guadalupe and found among the troops
an American negro who was known as
Missouri Bill The federal troops left
Cludad Juarez and the Madero forces
retreated southwark, marching all
day and most of the night In a cold
rain
Camp was pitched, and after about
an hour Missouri Bill. who had taken
Nadero under his especial care. turn.
ed up with some fried chicken, some
beans and tortillas. and Madero and
HIS stan sat down to the first food they
had had for IS hour
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
I. s. !, Z, I.lyn.hIp,, T q Now.

a. - ~ +
The country realizes moresand more
that what 1t wants 10 q constructive
man. and Roosevelt. ]: for his high
qualities, is not primarily constructive.
He. is q talker. a great. a vivid, an en- a
pertaining talker, phrase maker lee
5turer, preacher. exhorter to righteous
ness, He has hissuses but those spe-
.cial thingsS the country needs and de-
sires the. next four years are the
things that Roosevelt has no great
gift for y
a. Roosevelt is not deficient on the
moral side. His deficiency, which the
country is measuring 10 an intellec.
,tual, constructive, a practical dem
cheney. The country wants four years
OF applied progression, not four more
years Of ardent. well-meant and un-
fruitful agitation. The work OF the
agitator Is done. The day OF the con-
structive statesman Is at its noon. - -
Minneapolis Journal. S. IL
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
CRACKED HANDS
4 ARE HEALED
woman suffered Tor Years. Hssss's :
Worked Immediately.

nurink the winter many people
auffer untold agony from chapped ana
cracked hands. The manner Of WASH
Ing and drying tho hands. the waie..
exposure. blood and innumeeralDls
other things may cause this TO per.
sons suffering in this way, Or from
any skin eruption. this womans s1-
perience should prove invaluable.
s"I highly prize Resinol Soap ana
Ointment. For years ! had suffered
With my hands cracking. HAD u u =,
III kinds Of salve, but to no avah.
until one day a sample box OF H re I
Ointment was sent to our home. Al
most discouraged, I had suffered 20
long with my hands, I opened tns
package and began reading some -
the testimonials. Finally l tried IL
and the effect was wonderful. 4
seemed to take the soreness away:
and Immediately began to heal, and
in 4 few days (using it every night
nv hands were entirely healed. !
feel that / cannot get along Witnoas
Resinol Ointment, and recommend y :
I'm pleasure. whenever an opportu
nifty presents itself.
MRS. MATTE r, SHORT,
..Somerville, Mass.
Resinol Ointment IL the most wo1ri
Ederful skin remedy today. For sores,
pimples, every form Of eruptive sssA
disease. irritation and Inflammation.
eczema ..i.,sa letter, milk crust. scald head.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
curling Iron May Blind Him. .

Curling Iron May Blind Him.
Accidentally struck in the face with
q curling iron, Henry M. Franklin. the
local contract agent of the Fidelity
and Deposit company, is under the
care of physicians. and may lose his
left eye. Mr.. Franklin and his wife.
who lived at the St Ives apartments,
Is West Preston street, were pre-
pairing to leave home recently, and
Mrs. Franklin was using the curling
iron. Her husband passed back of
her as she was standing, before a
dresser, and as she turned the end
of the hot curling iron ran into his
eye. Mr.. Franklin staggered back
with cry of pain and his wife i'm
mediately summoned Dr. A. D. McCon-
ache, who dressed the wounded optic.
The eye is badly burned and it will
be several days before it can be de-
termined whether the sight will be I'M
paired.-Baltimore News.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Novelty Brings Profits.

A New York grocer has combined
an advertising novelty and a source
Of profit in butter churn, which is
in almost constant operation in his
store. The churn is driven by small
electric motor and the scheme IL to
sell patron a quantity Of cream and
then. for small charge, churn 1t into
butter. The operation takes but =
few minutes.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

mons. One day the colonel OF militia
became confused while drilling his
troors and gave his regiment the
queer command, Front the Royal"
Such is the origin OF the modern
name given in bulletin OF the
geological survey.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Etiquette Of the Chicken


Madsro is vegetarian. He helped
himself to the beans, declined the
chicken, and said to Bill: "Mistor viii.
ware did you dat gallina shicken aget;
did you heem estole?" '$
Look yere. mister" protested Bill.
"Ah amt no niger for to steal no
chicken: dey jus comes to me when
All scratch nah haid-an' Use done a
heap OBJ scratchin' this yere night,
boss" FL
1T is wrong to esteal." continued
Madero.
Missouri Bill looked at Madero pity
ingly. "Looka here. Mister Mad-a-row.
No white gem man ever asks no mig
ger nothin' bout no fried chicken whah
All comes from, sab. He mout kick bout
eatin' moonshine beans. but chicken
an whisky-no gem-man who ever
asks questions bout dem amt mixed
much wit white folks-no. sah!"--
Saturday Evening Post.
Smiles live long after frowns have
| - - ~ - =
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

S25o,ooo Was ITO Save Roosevelt"
And now We have the testimony OF
Mr.. Harriman's biography that the
1910 900 raised by Mr.. Hartman was
not raised ito save Higgins" as Col
onel Roosevelt has insisted. but to pay
back to the state committee money
raised by the state COMMITTEES TO save
Roosevelt. :"
We shudder with horror when We
think Of the fate, which is In store for
that wretch of a biographer. He VIII
be skinned alive and then thrust into
the lowest pit of the Ananias club dun
ram - 49, t.aS ~. -aE.r.Es
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
/ Rev.ard Of Ms.,t.

!. S' Go ON, sab Go on and blow 70
hawn bout who yo' IL and what 20
done !. impatiently said old Brother
Bogus. .Bnt femme specify dat Use Do
3on'y extinguished citizen o. dis town
dat de president o de railroad dis
syuh road, right yuh paid any ten
ton to when he went th'oo In his sps-
icial kyah last week. Yassah! / wus
tyuh when dc train passed-rightSon
dis spot and dat 'ar potiy white
man gimme hne see-gyah * dung e
to me out'n de window o. do kyah.
and t WIZ lit. too! Puck.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

steel Trust Ready to Pay Debt.
Strange as 1t may seem, the idea Is
spreading at the east that Mr.. Nor
gan's Mr.. Perkins will be content with
NO Republican nominee this year
whose name does not spell Theodore
Roosevelt. The Steel trust has q sin
gle virtue ratitud coupled with q
thousand crimes,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
c,.e of the "MIIIs I'D the Gods.'

Case OF the MtIIe o. the 0ous.
Almost everybody gets his dues IN
this world If he lives long enough.
Mr.. Hitchcock is the gentleman who
ran the steam roller over everybody In
1905 who did not want Mr.. TAFT, "a
man Of my type" nominated for the
presidency. It now appears that Mr..
Hitchcock is working for the boss to
the injury of Mr.. Taft, and the pros
pect is that the same old Federal ma
chine steam roller will datten him out
like a pancake. II 1t does he at least
has the consolation Of having done
" unto others. !" &,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Where He Can DO Good.

Andrew Carnegie on the witness
stand at Washington telling how, with
the assistance OF the protective tariff.
he became millionaire, is worth a
great deal politically to the people OF
this country and incidentally to the
Democratic party. n,
We do not admire Mr.. Carnegie
either as a business man or q money
thrower, but Andrew Carnegie in the
confessional meets our highest APP
proval. The only thing to be regret
ted is that he cannot be kept there
q, Louis Republic
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Ev,, Traced 10 Hioh Tarlff.

Evil Traced to High Tarin.
The tariff, apparently, permits Amer
lean machine manufacturers to turn
out looms and other machinery which
are incapable Of producing the fine
grade OF goods produced in Europe.
because a IS per cent duty has en-
abled them to sell machinery to make
poor goods; SO the cloth manufacturer.
protected by duty Of 100 Per cent
ad valorem on high grade goods, has
seen At to make low grade goods,
meanwhile permitting his industry to
lar -siss 353 i9E
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
The Book said So.

The geography class was in SEES
sion. One small pupil astonished the
class by stating that in q certain sec
ton OF South America there were
talking monkeys. When the teacher
questioned the statement the young
ster opened his geography and tr1-
umphantly read: This region is in
habited by a species OF monkey;
properly speaking. apes" Til Delin-
Gator. s}
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Interesting to Astronomers

Interesting to Astronomers
No way has been yet found in which
the suns corona with its unknown
gases may be properly studied except
during total eclipse. The wonderful
halo that the sun wears is one Of the
most interesting objects in the heav-
ems to astronomers, and it is impor-
tant to know all that can be known
about these strange lights that shoot
out millions of miles beyond the sun.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Ixpe oil Great Man.

The greatest man is he who chooses
the right with an invincible resolu-
ton. who resists the sorest tempta-
lions from within and without; who
bears the heaviest burdens cheerful
ly; who is the calmest in storms and
whose reliance on truth, on virtue, on
God. is the most unfaltering. Chan
ming.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

Congress is to be asked to suspend
the potato tariff for six months be:
cause OF an unusual shortage. Quite u
40. Because Of the coal famine after
the strike congress temporarily re-
moved the coal tariff ON quality
mined only in the United States.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
THE CARELESS GROCER I!
eIundsrsd, and Great Good Game Of u.

=
"A careless grocer left the wrong
package at q Michigan home one day.
and thereby brought q great blessing
to the household. Nj q a6s
Two years ago I was sufferer from
stomach troubles, so acute that the
effort to digest ordinary food gavesms.
great pain, and brought on q condition
of such extreme nervousness that I
could not be left alone. thought I.
should certainly become insane. l was
so reduced In. flesh that Twas little bet
ter than q living skeleton. The doc
tors failed to give me relief and l de-
SPARED Of recovery. Z (. Il AS
One day our groceryman left Z
package OF Grape-Nuts food by mis-
take. 30 tried some Tor dinner. was
surprised to ind that II satisfied my
appetite and gave me no distress what
ever. The next meal / ate Of 1t again,
and to be brief, I have lived for the
past year almost exclusively on Grape
Nuts. It has proved to he most
ihealthful and appetizing food, per-
IeClAy duapteu " Tue 1equAFeueAtS OK
my system.
''Grape-Nuts 10 not only easily d.
gested and assimilated, but find that
since I have been using 1t am able
to eat anything else my appetite fam
cies, without trouble from indiges-
ton. The stomach trouble and ner-i
vousness hate left me, have regain
ed my plumpness and my views oe3
life are no longer Respondent and
gloomy.
"Other members of my family, esps-
cially my husband, (whose old enemy,
the heartburn has been vanquished)
have also derived great benefit from
the use of Grape-Nuts food and We.
think no morning meal complete with
out IT, Name given by Postum Co,
Battle Greek. Mich.
There's q reason and 1t is sx-3
planned in the little book. THE Rood
to MELVILLE" In pkgs.
Ever read the abSve letters a new'
enc aDpeaFs fren dine to tine. They,
are genulne, tire, sad fall Of h6m0
11teRo0t. ~ $500
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
Hloh Tariffs Chief EVIL.

Surely piracy on the high seas is
boys play as compared with the SUI
fering that this nation has undergone
the last fifty years caused by our pro-
tective tariff for infant industry, and
the most damnableG results are the
making OF $4,000 millionaires at the
expense OF $4,000, 900 wage workers.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
T.r,ff Board. Work Weleon

Protection from killing competition
is one thing; protection which kills by
removing all incentive to keep up efil-
cheney Of production and quality OF
product is quite another thing. It
seems likely that readjustment OF
ideas as well as Of ttariff rates on
woods and woolens will result from the
investigations of the tariff board.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

How Virginia Town Got Its Name.
Front Royal is the name Of a town
in Warren county, Va. At first 1t
bore the title Royal Oak" because
Of en- immense tree upon Its COM
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

Harian's View Of Protective Tarlff.
The late Justice Harlan, referring
to our protective tariff, said: al
though under the forms OF laws 1t il
no less robbery Of the people,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
AT THE D ANGER POINT.
NATION DRIFTING AWAY FROM
Principles OF FOUNDERS.
Republican Party, Swollen with Too
Lons-c Continued Power. Seems
About to Jnaugurate an
Era Of cassarism.s

1t is to be noted that not one OF
the president q objections to P0stmas:
ter General aitchcock's plan to add
the. telegraphs to the postal service
10 based on principle
To this colossal scheme OF central-
ization he opposes only the theory
that the time is not well chosen. In
his view this mighty stride toward
4 empire is not wrong and dangerous.
u It is merely 8inexpedient and inoppor-
+ tune. VA i$S i55s st3zF AZ IVA
While he does not touch upon the
point, the presidents friends advance
the further idea that Mr.. Hitchc ock's
enterprise Is personally hostile TO him
and favorable to the candidacy OF Mr. Is
Roosevelt. ~
The same conditions exist in the
Republican party relative to third
term. 1t is always a Republican who
seeks to break down the unwritten
law on that subject. No Republican
OF Importance opposes the third term
as matter of principle. 1t is resist
led not because It Is wrong and dan
gerous, but because OF its effects UP
on somebod VS. personal am billions and
interests. III. E.s. I'd
Mr.. Taft's memorandum on the sub
B ject OF government telegraphs clearly
4 foreshadows.s the time when the pro-
ject will be perfectly feasible and de-
sirable. s.5s:,l v IL
to third term because It will inter
#fere with their plans plainly enough
establish the inference that some day,
the first step toward . presidency for.
life may safely be taken. D IS;
Some day. then. we shall have 2
third term some day: steward OF
the public welfare; some day the gov
( eminent ownership OF telegraphs rail-.
roads and all the means Of produc-
ton; some day, q court OF big bust
ness that shall rule the land, and
tome day near monarch and q near
aristocracy to serve as figureheads.
That is to say. all these things will
appear some day unless the only po-
!itical party in America that ts pledged
TO democratic justice and equality is'
commissioned by the people to re.
h store and to maintain q Republican
Z form OF government at Washington. j$
No matter how sure . nation may
( be Of its liberties. It cannot forever
contemplate Caesarism. empire, CEN
tralization, privilege and plumber with tn
out loss OF character. loss OF indie
pendence and loss OF courage.
When the consolidation Of political
power into the hands Of the few be-
xins and when trusted leaders famil-
iarize millions with the idea that sreyo-
LUTON Is tolerable II 1t can be deferred
for season the day may be nearer at
hand than most people suppose.
II the political party which is pa
tientIy and approvingly considering all
these high designs Of the ambitious
and the spectacular is ever to be put
out OF power and taught some plain
Americanism the work must be done one
this year.
We have had warnings enough OF
the mischief that 1t expects to DO
SOME DAY-St. Louis Republic. h
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

March Of Improvement.
There is one agricultural theory of
Improvement I would like to apply to
penology."
what Is that?"
IAN electric thrasker."
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
surely Sc

Surely SO. II III 4
TT is a wonder that down south,
cotton instead Of being q blessing. Is
not curse"
why so :"
From the way they keep on dam
ming the cotton mills. s8
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14
NOTHING serious.

s5lY Made any mistakes in, the new
year as yet q, III d
t..Well, I'm stilk writing 1t 1911
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

B The Baltimore Sun says there will
be Ave eclipses in 1912. Two OF the.
sun. two of the moon and one Of the
Republican party.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

The Greatest Problem.
The building OF a perfect body Is at.
once the greatest earthly problem and
grandest hope Of the ce.-Lewfs.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

Old Crouch SO you had : fight WITH
Clarence. He claims he licked you.
Cholly Oh! the boastah ! It's twuo# /
he wumpled my cwavat dweadfully.
but when it was all ovah his collah
was fwightfully vilteds
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-02-14

Smiles live long after frowns have
faded.-James A. Garfield.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1912-06-22
JUST LIKE coMIskEY.

One Of the pleasant features of the
national convention season in Chicago
was the handsome treatment OF Presi.
dent Garry Hermann of the Cincinnati
National League Baseball Club and
the Blaine Republican Club of Cincin.
nett by President Charles Comiskey of
the Chicago White Sox.
The visitors and their big band were
given a royal welcome at Comiskey
Park and were afterwards rendered a
grand banquet at the Rienzi on the
north side on the evening of the same
day, Mr.. Comiskey acting as chief host
on botn occasions.
The Old Roman, as Comiskey is pop
ularly known, is a rock rooted Demo-
crat. But he is, above everything
else, a Chicagoan to the core. He is
one OF the men who always does the
city proud