The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-10-24

Ask Fl. r., our chief clerk, he knows.
Nc. E gave Monty the trimming
he was looking for. Nc. E beat
him five straight games of checkers
last Sunday and Monty has pulled in
his hornes.
Bingo leaves us on the Oath. Good
luck friend. Be good; this is no
kind of place for you, you have to
much ability to waste it in places of
of this kind.
On you waiter man! That's me,
and those eats three times a day!
I'll be caller on Tailor Nelson for
larger trousers, soon.
Johnnie says he will try another
batch of hot-ta-males soon. Alright
John, we are ready.
Everybody has a friend in Doc,
our house physician. Don't TO rget,
oh We men with lame backs. he
chews NJ. S. p. best
Geo. c., our fireman. has three trick
cats, Maud, Jim and Bob which are as
goodas any of the one horse shows
produced on the road today. They
can do most things but talk. The
only reason they don't talk is be-
cause they don t want to go to court.
Billy the oiler should be called
Greasey."' He gets more oil on him
self than he does on the machine
don't you Bill?
Night Captain Hartman is acting
as Assistant Deputy at the old pri-
son. Guard Settiemyer is acting
night captain in his place.
If the boss raves, and incidently
calls you down. Say nothing may
hap you deserve it. Again if be
should rave and make fuss; again,
say nothing, he'll get over it.
Episcopalian services were held
here Sunday, the Goth, Rev. Bud
long officiating. AS it was Rev.
Budlong's last Sunday with us as
Chaplain, he didn't preach sermon
but answered questions b a were
given to him by men who were in
doubt regarding religion. and say
ings of the bible generally.
/ don't see any reason why Prof.
BurcLard cant get few horn toot-
ers over here. / hear quite a few
footing through their hornes at the
dining room table, it sounds very
nice, too. If man has cold, caus-
ing his nose to shed tears" is no
reason why he should make a
trumpet of it and let everybody in
the place know it. He can wipe
away the tears'' and wait for a
more convenient and proper place
to do it in. A knife isn't made to
eat with, 1t is placed on the table to
cut meat and other things with. Try
to eat with your fork, you can get
just as much food on it as you can
on knife and it is a whole lot more
convenient after you learn how to
use it.
Rev. Budlong is an orator of
great ability; he makes everything
he says so clear that a child could
grasp his meaning. He is to be
highly commented on the talk he
gave here Sunday.
Two weeks ago Rev. Budlong
told us that we could ask biblical
question each, on something in the
bible that is troubling us or that we
didn't understand, and he would try
and make his answers clear enough
for all to understandable did. If
could get the space l would like to
write the questions and answers so
that all could have a taste of the
goodies that Rev. Budlong passed out
to a few. Nearly everyone had a
lump in his throat when he had
finished his farewell speech and ben
ediction.
If anyone thinks that Rev. Bud
long Is not sincere in what he says
regarding religion he wants to for
get he is. If you could have seen
the emotions he displayed, through
out bis talk, you would never think
he was insincere.