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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Pointed Paragraphs

The largest bone in the
human frame is the wishbone.
Fish bite, but nobody seems
to want them muzzled.
Beware of woman who al
ways agrees with you. She
doesn't.
Flirts draw men as sticky fly
paper draws fies-and often
with similar results.
It's awfully hard for a home.
" woman to forgive a pretty
one who patronizes her.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Sheriff Rock was in this city
today on official business.

A. B. Dunn, BIB W. 4th St., Des
Moines. Iowa. wishes others to know
what Foley Kidney Pills did for him a
short time ago. II had an acute at
tack of rheumatism and kidney tro uble
and suffered intensely. while my limbs
were greatly swollen. After few doses
of Foley Kidney Pills the pains and
swelling left me and am now rapidly
getting we'll again. recommend
Foley Kidney Pills to all suffering as I
did
a3o Robt. W. Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Mr.. and Mrs. W. I. Goodwin
visited friends in Omaha TODAY.

p. D. Baker. Waterloo, Iowa, says.
Several months ago had severe at
tack of kidney trouble. had intense
pains across my back and the kidney
action was painful and very irregular.
I took Foley Kidney Pills and in a
short time the pains left my back and
my kidneys became normal. Foley
Kidney Pills cured me and will cure
Others"
a3O Robt. w. Harvey
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Missouri Valley Council 1916

Missouri Valley Council 396,
Knights and lsiiss e s.
held a very largely attended
meeting at Walkers hall in
this city Saturday night April
Goth. After q short session of
lodge a social affair was given,
in the form of a banquet and
dance, participated in by about
two hundred members. The
banquet and dance was given
as a courtesy by the Reds to
the Blues, the lodge having
been divided into two factions
for the purpose of conducting a
campaign for members, the
Blues having obtained the most
members during the contest.
The Reds were good losers
and desired to show the Blues
how to lose and still smile.
During this contest, which
was conducted under the man.
agement of Deputy ]. E. Orme,
eighty-one beneficiary MEM
bers were initiated.
This Council acting under
the direction of Deputy Orme,
has initiated since and includ-
ing Sept. Both, 1911, to April
9Th, 1912, Us beneficiary men,
bers, q most remarkable record.
Mrs. Lizzie Casey was Cap
ton Of the Blue faction and d.
]. Kennedy was Caption of the
Reds and each are entitled to
great credit for the able man.
ner in which they handled
their forces.
During the evening Deputy
Orme presented Mrs. Casey
with a silver spoon on which
was engraved a figure showing
the National headquarters
buildings of this order at To-
peka, Kan. At the same time
he presented to Mr.. Kennedy q
fountain pen, each being given
as a token of appreciation Of
the value of their services by
Deputy Orme. At the same
time Deputy Orme presented
gold lodge buttons to the fol-
lowing named persons, each of
whom had procured five or
more members: Mrs. Mary
Riley, Mrs. Myrtle Hines,
Charles Miller, Charles Nc
Kane, Eric Johnson, and E. j.
Casey. At the same time he
presented to Eric Johnson a
cash prize Of $3.50 for procur-
ing the largest number of men,
bers during the contest.
This Council is now by far
the largest insurance lodge in
the city having a total member
ship in good standing of 446
members.
In spite Of the unfavorabl.
weather conditions the meetir 2
was a great and successful 81
Girl affair. Deputy j. E. Orn
is to remain with us during thu
next quarter and hopes and ex-
poets that this Council will
break its own record during the
quarter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

A lazy liver leads to chronic
dyspepsia and constipation
weakens the whole system.
Doan's Rsgulets as cents per
box) correct the liver, tone the
stomach, cure constipation.
a25
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Horace Warren.

For rheumatism you will find
nothing better than Chamber
lain's Liniment. Try it and see
how quickly it gives relief. For
sale by All Dealers. a25
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
UNcEAsINd MISERY
Missouri Valley Kidney Sui.
ferers Get Little Rest or
Comfort

There is little sleep, little
rest, little peace for the suffer-
er from kidney trouble. Life
is one continual round Of pain.
You can't rest at night with a
bad back, with twinges and
"stabs" Of pain, with annoying
urinary disorders, backsaches,
lameness land nervousness.
You can't be comfortable at
work with darling pains and
binding dizzy spells. Neglect
these ailments and serious
troubles follow. Begin using
Doan's Kidney Pills at the first
sign Of disorder. You will
work better as the kidneys get
better, rest better as your back
grows stronger.
Proof in Missouri Valley tes-
timony::
Mrs. ]. R. Mclaughlin, Third
ST.. near Huron st., Missouri
Valley, Iowa, says: Il had
q persistent backache and was
unable to find relief until | pro
cured Doan,s Kidney Pills.
Since taking this remedy,
have been able to sleep. much
better and the pain and languid
feeling has disappeared. When
ever l have the opportunity, l
give this remedy my endorse
ment."
For sale BY all dealers. Price
SO cents. Foster Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, New York, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's
and take no other.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

To feel strong, have good
appetite and digestion, sleep
soundly and enjoy life, use
Burdock Blood Bitters, the
great system tonic and builder.
a25
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Henry Ferris, Hadar, Nebr.. is an
old frierd of Foley's Honey and Tar
compound. He writes. have used
t'oley's Honey and Tar Compound for
ore than 20 years and can honestly
recommend it to anyone needing good
.ousl medicine. think I'o.cy's Honey
and Tar Compound is without an
equal
l;o Robt. w. Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Nv DAYS !; l,o,a 9Th J. :.

f'w DAYS = = 'o'a 9TH :, -
;tis;.
( - Sat-. 3
10 : W d ". hare saa
| + anii Wr'. lyns. Fsv. y sd
Jirsl /, i n. Surd4y wi 4 Mr..
and Mrs. !, IL. ';'ierrev.
NJ "gg;'" F, Z ,ihan cf
" Goblin, Normal v AZ a eek
'ul visit r al home.
C|aud Y wr~ hai rs corn
sheliing done Tues 10y.
Mr.. ara Mrs Gaze If Mo.
Valley, spent Sunday at The
l:ome of their daughter, Mrs.
d. N. Plercy near Mcd-.e.
F. A. Schwertley shipped his
fat C .,,tle Saturday.
Chi,k-npox in Me'lose sthcol
is makil g the attendance Fight.
Ou;' road supervisor has had
the roads dragged in fine shape
and auto owners are out enjoy
ing them.
Pat Tierney had quite a little
excitement with a young tenn
of mules hitched to a seeder in
the field. They felt too good
and made a jump becoming UNI
manageable and ran into TIE
fence tearing several fence
posts out and demolishing the
seeder and catching one of Pats
legs between the wheel and the
fence bruising him up pretty
badly, however Pat held the
mules.
Claud Young also had an ex-
perience that he does not care
to go through with again, even
if he did come out on top. He
was driving to town with a
load of hogs Monday, and
when at the Snyder ditch the
big tubeing that has laid be-
side the road all winter fright
ened his team. They went in
to the ditch upsetting the wa
gan load of ia: hogs, driver
and all went together. Claud
says a big fat hog lit on top of
him, but a lady who saw the
flair said that G. W., came our
-iding a big hog One horsa
ran into town and to the liverv
barn, the otter back towards
no ne. then turned east and ran
up one of the roads leading into
the timber. TIE wagon wss
broken. hogs scattered and it
was the next day when C. w.,
GO his hogs and horses gather
ed up and into town; however
Mr.. Young came out with but
few bruises.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Robert Stevenson. 1916 9Th Ave,
Council Bluffs. Iowa, says, II suffered
greatly with kidney trouble and rheu-
matism. the pains at times being al
most unbearable. took some Fo-
ley Kidney Pills and in few days the
pain left me and now am completely
cured of kidney trouble and my rheu-
matism is leaving me too"
a3O Robt. w. Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Cure baby's Group. Willie's
daily cuts and bruises, mammals
sore throat, grandma's lame.
ness-Dr. Thomas Electric Oil
the great household remedy.
a25
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Frank Zahner and A. B. Hos.
brook have announced their
canidacy for the nomination of
member of the board of SUPER
visors. Mr.. Zahner has served
me term and Mr.. Hosbrook has
served nearly two terms before.
Both are good men and which
ever one is chosen the people
of the county can be confident
that their affairs will be well
taken care of.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

The Ladies' Of the Christian
Church will serve dinner and
supper at the Tabernacle, for
the Rebecca Delegates on May
Third. The public is also in
vited. Price Csc.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Don't be surprised if you have
an attack of rheumatism this
spring. Just rub the effected
parts freely with Chamberlain's
Liniment and it will soon disa-
pear. Sold by All Dealers.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Mr.. j. c. Mahoney and dau-
ghter of Council Bluffs spent
Sunday in this city with rela.
tives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

It may seem a little early to
some, to mention a fourth of
July celebration at this time,
but we believe in taking plenty
of time and be sure of the cele-
bration. Last year the
merchants waited too long be-
fore making up their minds to
have a celebration and then it
was too late. Keep your head
working and when a meeting is
called, have some coed ideas to
give to the committee appointed
for a real celebration.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Mr.. and Mrs. Leroy Doty
and family spent Sunday in
Logan the guests of relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Who Was He?

The proud father, to whom q
college education had been
denied, met his daughter at the
train on her return from COL
lege.
"But, Helen," he said, "aren't
you unusually fat?"
"Yes," she replied, 81 weigh
one hundred and forty pounds
stripped for gym. ~
The father looked dazed for
/ moment and then demanded:
.s'Who in thunder is JIM"
Hon. Geo. A. Kellogg writes
from Los Angeles that Mrs.
Kellogg has gone to Spokane,
WISH, for a visit with her par
ents before her returning
home. Mr.. and Mrs. L. NJ.
Kellogg are expected back the
latter part of this month, and
George Kellogg will arrive
home about the middle of May.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. j. Album
visited relatives in Omaha to-
day.
Considerable fun was had
with H. M. Beymer of the
Smoke House Saturday night,
when some Of his friends cot
him to bet on a sure thing FRO
position which finally cost him
the cigars for the house. Ask
him about ii?
NJ. j. Fitzgibbon was an ON
aha passenger today.
Itch! Itch! Itch!- Scratch!
Scratch! s .ratch! The more
you scratch the worse the itch
Try Doau's Ointment. Il cures
piles, ECZEMA, any skin itching.
All druggist sell it. a25
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

DR.. Hugh Tamisiea reports
the birth Of a nine pound
daughter to Mr.. and Mrs. Alex
Calder of Loveland.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

]. A. George returned from
Minnesota, Saturday night,
where he has been the past
week on business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

The Girl and Her Trust
shown at the Palm, Saturday
night was one Of the most re-
markable and best railroad
pictures ever shown in this
city. On account Of the numer-
GUS requests the management
will try to get a return date on
it at some future time.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Mrs. John Mac Allister writes
from Ashland, Oregon, that
Rev. Mac Allister is we'll and
has been preaching at q town
thirty miles north Of them for
ten weeks until another minis
ter arrives from the East.
Mrs. w. H. Withrow and son.
Willie, spent Sunday in Omaha
with relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

The States Savings Bank are
giving some very nice pencils
away to their patrons today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
ASnAmE OF her face

II was ashamed Of my face" writes
Miss Pickard of North Carolina. 1t
was all full OF pimples and scars. but
after using ID. ID. ID. Prescription for
Eczema I can say that now there In
no Sign OF that Eczema and that was
three years ago" !.
This is but one of thousands Of cases
in which d. ID. d. has simply washed
away the skin trouble. d. d. D.
cleanses the skin of the germs of Ec-
xema. Psoriasis and other serious skin
diseases: stops the itch instantly. ana
when used with ID. d. ID. soap the cures
seem to be permanent. Nothing like
ID. d. u. for the complexion.
Trial bottle 25 cents. enough to
prove the merit of this wonderful REM
edy.
bottle for 800 on our absolute guar
antee that II this very first bottle fails
to give you relief it will cost you moth.
1ng.
Robt. W. Harvey, Druggist
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Married

Grace Anderson of Omaha
and Lyle Stebbins of this city.
were married at the Christian
parsonage in Logan Sa' urday
afternoon. Miss Anderson was
formerly a Missouri Valley girl
and has a host of friends in
this city. Mr.. Stebbins needs
no introduction as he has lived
here the greater part of his
life and is one of the best Toys
in our city. Mr.. and Mrs.
Stebbins will make their home
here.
]. A. George and family will
leave for Hawley, Mimi, next
week, where they will make
their future home. Mr.. George
has been a resident of the Val
| y for forty years, and he hates
to break old ties, but he has
hardened to the call of the new
country. We wish him and his
family success in their new
home.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Mrs. W. H. Withrow and son
William spent Sunday in Om-
aha with relatives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

This sunshine after the rain
Of Saturday ought to make the
radishes. and onions hump
themselves.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
A Mothers Care

A careful mother will not give her
Child medicine without knowing it is
pure. contains no opiates. and has
healing and curative qualities Such a
medicine is Foley's Horey and Tar
Compound for Group. who ping cough,
bronchitis, and al affections of the
throat, chest and l.ngs Best and
safest for children and grown persons
Contains no opiates.
aso Robt. W. Harvey.
s--~ ----- ---.-- 80 -
Mrs. D.. Diamond arrived
this morning from Denver and
will spend some time here with
her mother Mrs. j. c. Galley.
A. N. Fountain and family
D ave tomorrow for Collins
N o. where they will spend
the summer on their farm.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

SATURDAYS rain while dissa-
greable will do an immense
arnont of good.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Nomination papers are get.
ting thicker than flies in this
locality.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Mrs. Walter McCulla and
children arrived from Cherokee
Saturday afternoon for a few
days visit with Mrs. w. H.
Fensler.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Monday April e

0nddy April ES
Mr.. and Mrs. l. NJ. Walker
were the guests of Omaha
friends yesterday.
DR.. DeVore reports a daugh-
ter born to Mr.. and Mrs. H. C.
Darling, Saturday.
Mrs. j. B. Barrett visited her
mother in Council Bluffs yes
terday. She reports her moth
er's condition abont the same.
only she is resting a little cas-.
Ter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25

Mason and Seabury sold a
Ford Touring car to G. H. Bee
bee Saturday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-04-25
Register Farm Names

30 leobt. w. Harvey.
Arizona republican., 1912-06-27
300 MILE Hlk E
Kansas City Athletes Hoof it Across
 State.

KANSAS CITY. June 29.-Seven members of the Kansas City Athletic clubs walking team that will start a 300-mile hike from St. Louis to Kansas City this morning left for the Mound City last night at 11:30. The team of nine accompanied by J. l.. Nolan in an automobile will leave the club house of the Missouri Athletic club at noon today and will try to make the trip in seven days count ing on little better than forty miles a day. If this pace becomes too stiff a thirty mile gait will be struck and the trip will be finished some time the first of next week.
 The men who left last night were Charles Schmack, George Bollman. A. R. Gum, A R. Wintermote, George Rieke, Earl Clarke and Clyde SwitZer. They will be joined in St Louis by Ernest Aruffo. Dr. Reilly, who left Wednesday to arrange for accommO- dations on the route. will pace the team.
Arizona republican., 1912-06-27
UNIT RULE BROKEN.
The Wilson Forces Prevail by a Ma
 jority of Seventy.

BALTIMORE, June 26-Democratic convention voted tonight to abrogate the unit rule as to all state delegations except those where state laws are man. datory on the subject. This had the ef- feet of giving Woodrow Wilson eighteen votes in Ohio and may cause a break in other delegations. It was hailed as a great Wilson victory in a session that had been marked by a prolonged Wilson demonstration.
 The delegates grew restless at eleven o'clock and cried vote vote." The de- bate continued until 10:56, when the roll was ordered called. The whole de- bate turned upon the situation in Ohio where nine congressional districts had instructed their delegates for Wilson and where the democratic state con- venton, controlled by the Harmon forces, adopted a resolution binding the state delegation to vote as unit ac- cordng tC the dictates of a majority of the delegates. This majority was for Harmon
Arizona republican., 1912-06-27
SMALL STEAM ROLLER
But It Works Effectively in Behalf
 Of Clark.

BALTIMORE, June 26.-COmpleting
 it's work shortly after the national
 convention reassembled tonight the
 credentials committee agreed to en-
 dOrse the findings of the democratic
 national committee in all the contest
 ed delegate cases, except those from
 the South Dakota district. Columbia.
 In both these cases the Clark forces succeeded in seating their instructed
 delegates. Two minority reports were
 decided upon in the Illinois contest
 where the Roger Sullivan delegates
 were seated. forty to ten. Harry T. CresWell. a California member. was allowed the right to present a min ority report in favor of the Carter H. Harrison faction In the South Da kOta district where the findings of the national committee were reversed 2S to 23. F. H. Martin of Wisconsin asked all those voting for the losing Wilson delegates to join him in a re- port that would carry the fight to the floor of the convention. In the three cOrnered District of Columbia contest the uninstructed delegation headed by National Committeeman Newman. which had been recognized by the national committee was un seated and the Costello delegation instructed for Clark was endorsed. The vote of the three delgations re- suited as follows: For the Costello delegation p. for the Newman dele gation 12. for the Darr delegation 8.
Arizona republican., 1912-06-27
WEBB ISN'T AFRAID ID START SOMETHING
Says He Will Bring Election Matter
 Before the Courts.

Hon. w. T. Webb of Graham county arrived in the city last night on his
 way to the coast. He will remain in town today and if a purpose he formed after his arrival is carried out he will likely be detained longer. MT Webb said last night that he had
 no special errand here; that is, he thought that he had none but after his arrival he began to suspect that he ad been providentially directed to Phoenix
 He discovered here a sort of squeam- ishness, especially on the part of office holders of starting a test of the No- vember election matter and nobody elSo seemed disposed to raise any question l regarding it. But somebody will have to do it and MT. Webb without any prejudice on the subject believed it was up to him or to someone else similarly situated. He will decide today what 1 action, if any he may take 1 There is always something doing when MT. Webb comes to town And last night was no exception. Mr. 1 Webb got in late and went mme- diately to the Adams. And as though the news had been flashed all over town by wireless it was only a few
 minutes until the politicians. big and ; little, began to arrive at the hotel They dropped in singly and in pairs. And each and every one of them lOunged about the lobby for awhile and then took the elevator to the upper regions. For an hour or so MT. Webb held a regular court in his room.
 What does it all mean?" was the question put to man presumably on the inside.
 T can tell you better what it doesn't mean" was the response. Tt doesn't mean anything good for Gov ernor Hunt" And that seemed the l universal opinion.
 l For. be it known, MT. Webb, by all odds the most popular and the
 most influential democratic politician of the county of Graham, is 'agin" 1 Hunt this year MT. Hunt knows 1t. | He was told so by MT. Webb him. 1 self, according to the best authority. You get my support for one term but that is all," MT. Webb is said to f have told the governor.
 ! So it is that every time Webb ! gravitates hitherward there is much ado in the camp of the democrats. 1 And last night was no exception, as i has been said already.