The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1912-05-02
Lobal E.' o laas.



joak pap plaid on The wimmln dowz
here, by dnding an old almanacl
which sed Raster wood be Sunday
$ March %, but as nobody looked al
ehe dats every womman In this necA
of she wood dress up Ia her nss
Easter hat and spring dads and went
ITO church Of course you must re-
member how cold Il wuz Sunday
and how the snow wna on the ground
q foot deep befoar you can appre-
shiate the joak Of seein all Of the
wimmin parading to church With
their Light dresses on and their new
beaowered hass on and all OF them
ltryin to look comfortable and oncon-
sarned.
As I zOt there looking ont Of the
windeE a. they went peradin down
the road past here On their way to
the meetin house ] sag Tidy Toosn
IN one Of them new tangled hobbled |
skirts which fit her 80 tite ! jest
blushed a. she past.
You know the Lord want stinay
With bis leaf lard when He created
Tidy and cons>S===@@s=ssv when she
puts On a kobble skirt she ESs.ss il
completely and she mout almoag o. I
veil kAve herself wall papsred in
stead of dFest. AS seed her pass,
had one Of them poetickel inspira- j
shuns which come On me every onct I
a a while like hickcupps or a desire
% scratch or sneeze. So / Jest jot- b
ed down these few lines about vim Il
rim in ginerai and whut they wair.
Here is my inspirashuI please do
lot lose II as I am thinking OF hav-
nc my poems published like dick
honary:
THERE HAENT NO Way OF TKILIN. =,
There haint no way Of teIlin how I
duch close Woman wears fl
lspeshalIy when she's all dFest up *
md putin on her airs. n
Ter dress may be of velvet and IL
Ter shoes may be OF suede II
Ter hat may be imported and
Ter spring suit tailor made.
ne may appear quite elegant Ii
III drest up in her frocks :;
'ut there haint no way Of tsllin =
holes are in her sox.
here haint no way of tellin when =,
woman dons her dress
'xactly how much buds she wears
low much sac does possess %
he outside may look mighty fine =
ut everybody knows, ~
he may be long on outside things W
Ut short on underclcthes.
will not do to mention all ms
be things she does not wear "a
nd there haint no say of tellin
ne real color of her hair.
here hains no way of tellin If
sr hips are real or not
: If she's suHerin from the cold
il she thinks its bot Bar
II dress is cut v shape behind
ID c shape meath her chin Los
wears low cuts in winter and Us Us
II sox are powerful thin 81
I she il happy If her style o o.
u make The young men stare, c 4ss
ere haint no way of telling what 'Ai
Rcman viii not wearl
Good rite on In this vain for DAYS
weeks but l won't fer fear of ex- sup SsR5
tin you and my subject. When Os 70
come to think Of il though that D DHs
subject that is worth considerin. n Isas
think Of i'll There haint no line
of telIinI What a wonderful 81.
d Of thoughts seth a soul in coga
in subject brings TO mind / s.@:
wish / might rike more on ii sdss
Iout exhaustin the subject. OF Core
zoe mite right q little longer s.,
tire out the subject little With a&y, g
sxacktly exhaustin IT. Fer in
ce:
re hains no way Of tellin how Rspor
CD eggs a hen will lay S idsse
COWS milk Is made from corn
its made from hay 0TsEd
Why its milk and wont turn sour Bonds
IL Of old Bossva udder asnki