Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04
HUMOROUS SAY.
INGS On LOCAL
BUSINESS MEN

We sometimes wonder what the
future has in store for Us and we
often try and look ahead and see in
to the future. Sometimes we make
a good guess, oftener we don't. The
writer has been thinking of the bu-
siness men of the city and here are
some of his thinks:
Judge E. n. PomainviIIe expects
to do fine" business
Chief of Police Gibson, thinks the
Hobo industry viii be picking up"
Julian Welch will continue to gu
arantee his service"
District Attorney Briere will con-
tinue to prosecute" his business
and will endeavor to send moore Grim
inals to the Pen even if they turn
out TO be bankers.
Abel & Podawiltz Co. will try and
suit all the men and boys in the
county.
]. T. Starks and H. H. Hoyt will
take care of the people from Missouri
and show them.
Frank Mazur is always ready to
give you fits"
The Nash Grocery will can" you
and at the same time give you pure
food for thought
R. F. Matthews says he can take
the measure of any one in the world.
You need not be "afred" to call at
the Kruger & Warner Co.'S store
they will try and suit you and not
collar and cuff you too much.
Guy Gets & Co. will bowl along
in the same old way.
Otto H. Siewert hopes that PEG
pie will continue to meet at his
market.
w. H. Barnes is always sweet
to everyone.
Gleue Bros. will not "shoo'' anyone
away from their store.
Alex Muir will duplicate" any.
thing on earth.
NJ A. Bogoger will wager 5 and 1Oc
that he has the goods.
Herman A. Wenk is ready tc
frame up" anything for you.
Charles Curtiss will do a variety
of things.
McCamley & Pomainville will give
you some sharp talk ON cutting
subjects.
Bergen Bros. are so loyal to the
people that they are always ready
to die" for them.
If you haven't an ak to grind, the
Centralia Hardware Co. will take care
of your case
The Wood County Drug Co. are
ready to fill your orders no matter
how little they may be.
The womans ready to wear store
at the east end of the bridge will al
ways be frank with you.
You will always find an easy
chair waiting for you at Ragan's.
Louis ReicheI stands ready tc
give the alarm" and will watch
you while he is doing it.
The Hello Girls are waiting fol
If you don't know where to buy
drugs, you otto buy them at the
Rexall Store
Some people prefer to go to 6
Church" for their drugs-what d.
you know about that?
The cigar manufacturers hope thai
you will try and make more smoke
this year.
J. w. Natwick thinks a goot
dresser" will reflect to your ad
vantage and not (in) commode yor
in any way
H. A. Herschleb is the flour" Of
the family and thinks you "knead
his help to live.
AS one-third Of your life is spent
in bed, Geo. Baker & Son have TAX
en- pity on you and you will find q
bed there
If you leave the city, the Grand
Rapids Brewery hopes you will be
here when you return.
The Anderson Carriage Works
complain that the bed got buggy
the wife grew "sulky" ard the boss
had to "wag on" the best he knew
how.
H. F. Gaulke's thoughts are al
pure Good thoughts).
Anton Hirzy has the smile that
won't come off, watch" him.
The Commercial Club will not
crow" about any automobiles this
year. Yes?