The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-18

kept tn grocery store on tn next corner, nj
be tn name iv Foster, an as good a little field
as iver ye see. He was a great frind iv mir
but twas twinty to wan that if | wnt by his sta
on Pathriclls day singin' TIL Wearin' iv
Green nachrally, dye mind, lords him. ID
throw something at me out " a window and d
wanst but dozen times he's been so nsultn' I
irrItatin' on tn Twelfth iv July that I've had
chase him blocks down tn sthreet
Relli1on is a quare thing, Be itsiIf it's
right But sprinkle little pollyticks into it /;
dimynite is bran flour compared with it.. Alo
it prepares a man f'r bether life. Combn
with pollyticks it hurries him to it. Dye suppc
tn old la-ads who started all these things go
cinchries ago had amy rellijonr Divvle th'
tn likes iv thin iver had thin or now. ID
wanted to get piece iv land or a bunch iv mon
an they knew they cudden't get anybody to "a
home an fight Just be sayin' want land q
money That w1dden't make much in bat
cry. So they made rellijous issue out iv'
They said to tn likes iv you an me: That
low over there thinks ye ar-re goin' to hell vi
you die Ye take his life an I'll take his land
his money
81 don't blame tn jocks an tn narquesses
tn earls f'r bein' cross about home rule. Bu
ness in their line has been bad f'r some time
NANNY iv tn Irish peers has had to go to wurr
selin' wine or n1arryin' American helresses
ye'd wondher why hero that's calkin seams
forgin' bolts in a Belfast shipyard wud carcw
ruled Ireland But he's got an idea in his he
that if tn fellows that lead us took holt fhey
do tn same to him that his leaders did to us wn
they were on top. He can see hin1silt gon
whativer kind iv haythen sarvice tn Prisoy''
vans have in barn an little Presbyterian po
larnin' their a-b-abs behind a hedge, an yo
Hinnissy, chasin' tn look or Earl or wllanv
he is iv Rosconnnon off tn potato patch thal
father chased ye'er father off fifty years 8
That's why he is singin' Lilibulero an tea''
up tn pavernint.
But I'm afraid nawthin will come u
more wurruk f'r tn sthreet department ~ De'''
an Londonderry III sleep with me piKe aS'<
side me bed an be ready to go over at nanny
notice But I'll not be needed. There he.-
a cllanst that there1l be amy fun. Our angry n'
frinds frim over bcyant will have to go oaes
wurruk whin tn whistle blows an save
rellijon f'r SUNDAYS an their poDyhcks - f.
days TIL Jocks an tn ears Will 60 no'''
England, an in few years yell near VI
tired Joke about this rivoluch1on tflat u
who tell tn old, old vans at dinner nave (
telin' about our rivoluchions f'r cincn's'
Ed Carson, tn INTREPID lawyer VINO % e I'D
head iv tn bloodthirsty movement, VIII 'Ay
had ten millyon Ulsther men ar-Hneo " -
ready to use at signal An why dion ~ -.
They were pinched be tn constaolfy'
can put this in ye'cr little book that no =,
chion iver succeeded that didn't nave 7"
with it."
"An So" said Mr.. Hennessy, we Ve ss,,h;|
with us at last We aren't goin' to get '."'
out iv it afther all these years " oPp'''
well" said Mr.. Dooley, tni',k ~ .,t,h h
to stop all Orange procissyons on IN
Iulv in tn inthrests iv peace an ordhef
"Thatd be grand" said Mr. Hen',ess'
tCopy-ight 1917; By Finley Peter