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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

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ways supplied with Or. csidr<;rs
Syrup Pepsin. and with then 4
with thousands Of ofhers. fhere 4
no substitute for this Grand ~.
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properties which help 70 tone n
strengthen the stomach, liver -
bowels 70 that after ! brief ~ 4
Il all IxAtiveg can b. dlzpeno1l
With and nature will do is on
work.
Anyone wishing 10 make 1 tysaI
az this remedy before buying Il 4
the regular way Of q 1fufris. I.
nifty cents or one dollar laff< bet.
tie family nizel can have q nGnp1
bottle sent 20 the hone free d
charge by simply ajdreasing Dr. Y
" Caldwell. ses Wafizng<on &
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dress on postal card viii DO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
AT THE oRpHEum.


With a ventriloqulst and a wire
act MS the headlines. the Orpheum
offers something unusual IN the
vaudeville line this week. Lester.
the ventrilcquist. IL one OF the best
artists In that line to preside on
the boards In Seattle for some time.
The -Four Holloways. three men and
woman. gct off some real circus
sensationais on the tiny wire and
hold the audience In awe during
their entire performance. The
Aida Walker Co. coiorcd singers
are good.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
HlODf


A sudden thunderciap sent little
billy running 10 his father vita a
scared whimper. Come. come"
said pa. BE bFascl BE a mani"
"A they sat together on thes~ve-
randA Billy boldly declared: us
men aren't 'fraid OF nothln. are us.
pa"
why. OF course not. sonny
Thunder m lightnIn. m bug
gicrn. M lines. m tigrums. nor
nothin', are US. pa"
Nothing at all. billy boy"
A pause. then Billy looked mp
with ally face and said; Aren't
us 'fraid OF ma. neither. par
Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
4, All DEPENDS

Teacher-iiow old would a per.
aon be this year who vas born In
1887
Overly Sophisticated Scholar
Was II a man or a woman LIP.
pincotrs Magazine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Waiter" sald the absentmlnded
professor.
Yes, sir"
III I have dlned bring the the
bill. n haven't. bring me steak
and mushrooms "-Tit-RltR.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

Moore X"
Metropolitan 'Hebecca OF
Bunnybrook Farm.
sesttie-shiricy Stock Co. In
THE Lily add the Prince"
coliseum--nallcy Stock Co. In
Shenandoah"
Empress-vhudoyille.
Psntages--Naudeyille.
orphoum-vaudeyille.
Melbourne Photoplays and
vaudeville.
Grand audeyille and motion
pictures.
clemmsr - ihoioDlays and
vaudeville.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
From Diana's Diary

MISS pflLpickLEs PARTICIPATES
A vNDicTNEhEss
ALMOST BLOOD ) YOUR VEINS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
A Very Peculiar o.,

Husband--Whaf a uecu,,.. !.
Wife--I did the cooking m, -.
and in turning the leaves y 4.
cook book turned two n ,.'..
and ! cooked the herrfnrs n -. y.
jelly-but you don't mind. do -, -,
-Satlre. ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Mate when be fired the pistol
At you. shat did you do. captain
Captain moved TO one aide
and tho bullet sped harmicssiy by
and buried itaelf In the thick part
OF the mates head Punch.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

hand. revealing the bullet head OF
a MANI
! saw II all now. hadn't tri.
umphed over Tessie--I had only
won from Mike o'Pylon disguised
as her.
THE END
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
Sauce for the Gander

Now Harvard professor has arisen remark that womcr
talk much and that If they only knew they would be
great deal better off to talk less and think more"
Doesn't that apply equally this Harvard pro
fcssor. for instance?
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t%ttttt 49,
AT THE EMPRESS.

willard. the man who actually
grows" while you wait AT the En-
press. delivers his advance notice
boasts NO completely that you gasp
as his head starts on an excursion
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
Piles Cured
at Home
Quick Rellef-Trlal Package Mailed
Free TO All---in Plain Wrapper

Many cases OF Piles have been
cured by trial package of Pyra-
mid Pile Remedy without further
treatment When 1t proves its value
to you, get more from your drug
gist. at so cents box. and be sure
you get what you ask for. Simply
clip out free coupon below and mail
today, together with your name and
address on slip of paper. Save
yourself from the surgeons knife
and it's torture, the doctor and his
bills.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Germany has proclaimed her Ten Commandments, fol-
lows:
lin all expenses keep in mind the interests of your
rompatrots.
2Never forget when you buy foreign article that your
country is thus made poorer
3-Your money should profit but Germans,
4-Ncvcr proiane German factories by using foreign
chnery
SNever allow foreign eatables be served your table
6-Wri;c German paper with German pen and German
Ink and German blotting paper.
German flour German fruit and German beer alone
give your body German energy.
S-I you like German malt coffee drink coffee from
German colonies.
9Ue only German clothes for your dress and German hats
for your head.
l0Let foreign laery distract you from these pre-
and be firmly convinced whatever others that Ger
products the only worthy citizens OF
Fatherland.
Which reminds OF the deacon's prayer:
oh Lord bless and my wife my John and his wife
four and no more!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

The tide OF emigration from England to Australia is steadily
rising The only difficulty is transporatonevery berth in
every ship IS engaged months ahead.
Australia is bigger than the United States and has only
about 100000 people Her statesmen bigger than OF
and actually devote their energies the work OF
organizing prosperity for the common The privileged
Is the under dog in Australia.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

wore TO the Purpose
Crawford i see there ia A.
cunsion as 70 the best pIses =,
woman to keep her money vI,hs.,
losing H.
crabshaw What women ns.x !.
be laugh, ID hop TO Keen ~.
money without spending If-,,sS~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
MANY WIVES

MANY WIVES will be waiting cold supper to-
night expecting the head OF the family almost minute
now from that important business engagemeua the ball
park
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

A capitalist in Leeds, England offered his MIL rent Tree,
socialists for five years. order that they might make
practical of their economic theories They promptly de-
clned offer Now business all the world laugh
ing at them. They say;
"You isn't labor alone that creates value but labor
with the aid Of capital enterprise and managing brains
Just so but
As we understand it, socialism doesn't pretend that single
Isolated island of cooperation in the midst OF
stormy sea competition-eoud prosper Ii able business
men have tho heels of the how easily
organized money could close OF trade and credit to
lone factory placed the disposal OF the workers. And
how well could organized business the world overcapastc
afford give goods until had starved the
soca factory death in order show that nothing will
this world except nning the worken the producer and
the
Now. then if
Instead of giving them mill. the industries OF Great
Britain should be turned the people plus the capital
credit managing genius OF Great Britain do YOU think the
socac idea could be readily disposed OFF Do YOU think
that thing would stand fear OF the competitor OF the
business world?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

s,ranger-can you tell me ~.
! VIII find your Bureau Of ~
5tatisticsy
Farmer Brown kin give =
the village dressmakefs 49,
She knows the age Of ever vo.~
n town. Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

SOON the smoky oil lamps OF the railroad trains will be
thing OF the past OF $4,000 passenger the u over
1900 already lighted by electricity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

AN EPIDEMIC OF illness among office boys OF Seatl,
broke today. Cause unknown(0
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

PORTLAND couldn't testify against his wife when
he charged her with rng his pockets lie might bring her
spring bonnet evidence.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Nov. remember. Willie. IL hurta
me more than you
We'll. fer an ordinary human be.
ing. YOU can stand more punish
ment without yellin' than anybody
| ever saw"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
EXCURSION FARES
To the East via
Northern Pacific Railway

The Scenic Highway and the Only Line
to Gardiner Gateway. official Yellow
stone Park entrance.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Say. pop. what Is moral cour-
age"
II Is the sort OF courage. my son.
that enables a man who has had a
bum meal in a awcll cafe 20 80 out
without tipping the waiter"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Teacher poem we have Just
read speaks of the "buttrcKsed
walls" MHmesie. can you toll me
what a buttreas lng
MameEie--fes'm. is's q Girl OF
lady shat butts In.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16
Seattle Business Director

No matter what your needs may be, you VIII fn1
them enumerated in this Directory-Cut the Director
out and paste in a convenient place in your home fa
future reference.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

GIRL PITCHER has been discovered in California
Rules order against pitcher flirting with the batter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

A few sampes-similar reductions TO many other
points in the Eastern United States and Canada, as
well as the Middle West
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Teaeher-The burglar ieaped
through the window as the de.
tecfive entered the room How
would you punetuate that Aenteneeg
Bright Acholar--Make a dash AZ.
tor the burglar,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

"son. hear you have joined the
Boy Scout movement"
yep"
Well. suppose you scout ahead
and SEQ II my wife In sitting up for
me-"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-16

Tickets will be on sa
April IS, Is and ~ TO ST. Paul and
May - to Dallas onl
To all points except Dallas, Texas, May
Jun. /. s1.s.nu. Is. II is 10. %, Al,
August /, q. .. 9. Z, IL. rs, ID. %. 2
September 4. s. 9. I. 3, II. II
Limit is days on goinE trip. october
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
WARM WELCOME PLANNED
Robert NJ. IaFollette Will he Royal,
Received in Grand Forks Sat.
urday Night.

1t is planned by tho Grand Forks
Progressive Republican league to give
Robert NJ. LaFollctte a warm well
come when he arrives in this city ut
$3.50 o'clock Saturday night.
Mrs. La Toilette is accompanying the
senator on his North Dakota trip and
a reception will be given in the coun-
Gil chamber of the city hall by the
women's league of Grand Forks.
Senator LaFollette will give his adj
dress at the auditorium, starting at s
o'clock.
The following committees were
named to have charge Of the details
of the reception that will he rendered
the Wisconsin man:
Observation-Disclosures LaFollette
club.
Publicity and Advertising-P. O.
Thorson, A. ]. Sorlic and II. A. Bron-
%
Executive Committee for Reception
A. Bronson. ]. b. Wineman and
Andrew Veitch.
Finance Committee-w. A. Collins.
T. j. Hagen n Geo. X. Munro.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
ASSESSOR HAS MUCH
WORK GUT OUT
" FOR HIM
He Will Have to Register all
Qualified Voters This
Year.

The assessors job can no longer be
called Il snap. Tho law now provides
sufficient work to keep the man busy
just about twenty-four hours out Of
the day. Some of the new assessors
will probably think that they have
bumped into some pretty hard work
when they receive their instructions
from the county auditor Wednesday.
April 10.
The assessor this year will not only
have to compile statistics of all farm
products raised. everything manufac-
tured. aborc conditions and make VAL
uations on all real and personal prop
erty and make aut applications for
state hail insurance. hut he will also
have to register the qualified voters
and return the blanks and enrolment
books to the auditor thirty days be-
fore each primary election.
The qualified voters must certify to
their political affiliations when called
upon by the assessor.
The assessor will also be expected to
make a list of all male persons be-
tween the age of Is and as years
who are subject to military duty.
The assessors will go to work i'm.
mediately after they receive their in.
struction on April 10.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
MATTS0N CASE GOES
TO THE PROBATE
COURT
Effort Being Made by State
Society to Secure Gus
tody of Children

Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Mattson of Grand
Forks and East Grand. Forks, famed
because of their adventures during the
past few months in which liquor and
their two little children have been
principal features. were taken to
will be held in h Polk probate court
at the instance Of Rev. E.. F, Savage.
a representative of the Children's
Home society OF Minnesota.
The society is seeking to gain Gus
tody Of the children with a view to
removing the influences under which
the W. little girls-one 4 years and
the other 6 years old-have been liv-
ing.
Rev. Mr.. Savage has been in the
city several days working on the case,
and had already laid a complaint be-
fore the probate court. taking such
steps as were necessary to bring the
case to the attention Of that depart
ment of Justice.
The Mattsons. taking advantage of
a brief lull in the proceedings. made
their way to the state university
Thursday morning, seeking to escape
from the city, but were Overtaken be-
cause of their failure to catch the
train.
The Children's Home society of
Minnesota has, during the several
years Of its existence, provided homes
for 3,240 unfortunate children, of
which number forty were from Polk
county, twelve being from East Grand
Forks.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
HOME TALENT PLAY MATINEE
1.-TWO Little Waits" Will Be Presented
Saturday Afternoon and Monday
Evening-Finc Specialties.

Two Little Waifs." the home tall
ent play prepared under the direction
OF Rev. Francis Zumbusch as the an
nual st. Patrick's entertainment for
the benefit of st. Michael's church,
Will be presented for the first time
saturday afternoon at the Metropoli-
tan theater at $3.50 o'clock. This
Will be a matinee performance, espe-
ctally for the children, though adults
Will also be admitted. and on Monday
evening the play will be repeated for
the grown folks. Everything is in
readiness for the presentation and
the prediction of those who have been
privileged to see the final dress re-
hearsals Is that it will be one of the
best home talent plays ever put on
in this city.
The between act specialties will fea-
lure the season of st. Patrick and will
be n The opening number will be
a piano overture by Miss Hazel Sher-
lock and Miss Ida Rand. Forty girls
In chorus will sing 1.-The WearinE of
he Green' and ten girls in costume
VIII dance the Kerry dance. the girls
being Misses Muriel O'keefe. Marion
O'Gorman, Irene Kenny, Gladys Dun
Top. Lillian Valley. Sadie Morgan.
Franklin and Mary O'Conneli. Frank
LaBine will give the clog dance and
irish songs will be contributions by
Mrs. l.. p. Colborn and Clearly Mon.
ley.
The play will be presented in five
acts and the musical numbers have
been arranged under the direction of
Mrs. Harry Burton, the church or
ganiSt.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
The Anril Ponular.

The first April number Of the Pop
ular magazine opens with a strong
novel Of the northwest by Bertrand
w. Sinclair. called The Biggest Game
Of ALL" Captain Danrit tells of a
weeks experience in a wrecked sub
Clipping the Wolf's Claws" deals
with the troubles Of a livestock com-
mission maj in the cattle country.
Charles. f. Van Loan has a, capital
boxing story in 1.-The Leadville Black
smith" A sick i~nillionaire's plan to
renew his youth is the theme Of Peter
;. kyne's yarn. The Return to Mann
moth City" "A Marathon Of Mercy
Is the title of a graphic story by Da-
mile race at an altitude Of a mile
above h level of the sea.
p. Phillips oupenheitt's new serial.
The Tempting Of Tavernakc." grows
more fascinating than ever. Unques-
tionably it is the best thing Mr.. OPP
penheim has done since he wrote The
M~alefactor." Frederick Palmer tells
Under Trail" by A. A. Chaplin. is a
drama Of the south. Frank Condon's
story. IA Trip to New York." IL found
ed on undeniable fact that the New
Yorker who finds himself fifty miles
from home Is willing to move heaven
M earth to get back to Manhattan
Island. Charles r. Barnes. in his re-
m~iniscences OF Belle 6weeny. tells how
the music master came to live in the
same fiat house where the Sweenys
had their abode. Frank L. Packard's
novelette,. THE King Of Fools" is
concerned with an ocean graveyard.
William Slavens McNutt has a west
ern story called THE Joke" which
illustrates that 4 Irritation may have
wonderful results. A splendid sea
story. Is told by THEODORE Goodrich
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
CALLAHAN GOES TO JOURNAL
Timcs-Herald Advertising Manager
Accepts Minneapolis Position
Left Wednesday Evening.

j.. A. Callahan. advertising manager
of the Times-Herald Publishing com
pany since the consolidation of the
two papers. and previously advertising
manager of the Evening Times, left
Grand Forks Thursday evening for
Minneapolis where he has. accepted
the position of assistant advertising
manager Of the Minneapolis Journal.
Mr.. Callahan has made his home in
Grand Forks about two years, and
during that period he has become very
we'll known by a large circle Of
friends.
Mrs. Callahan left the city the fore
part of the week. and they will estab-
fish their home in the Mill City i'm
mediately.
In Minneapolis Mr.. Callahan is ex-
ce%ptionally we'll known, having for
merly been associated with the North
western Telephone company Of that
city, handling the directory advertis-
ing. and he also has been engaged
there on other advertising PROPOSE
lions. Tn view of his previous Mime
apolis experience. Mr.. Callahan will
find himself entirely at home in his
new position.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15

tai city. at the meeting of the Men
and Religion Forward meeting. Thurs
day night. He asked how the .publi-.
cation can be gotten rid of by the,
right thinking people Of the state. u :
DIR. ]: j. Lansing explained that such;
a publication could be reached in
many ways and that n citizen could.
swear out a warrant for the arrest OF
the publisher by appearing before the
states attorney. ~
Men present at the Mon. and Re
ligion Forward movement convention
went on record at the First Presby-
terrain church Thursday night as -fav-
oring the Kenyon-Shephard bill, a
to prevent express companies
from carrying liquor into dry" terri
tory. a..
On motion of w. A. Snow of Fargo,
secretary Of the State Sunday School
association, a telegram was sent to
the North Dakota representatives and
setting forth that. the con-
trolling sentiment of the convention
favored the passage Of the BILL.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
CAsCARE1s FOR A.
=. SICK SOUR STOMACH
Gently But Thoroughly CIeanse and
Regulate Your Stomach, Liver
and Bowels While You SleeD

That awful sourness, belching of
acid and foul gases: that pain in the
pit Of the stomach, the heartburn, ner-
vousness. nausea, bloating after eat
ing. feeling Of %fullness, dizziness and
Sick headache, means Indigestion: a
~disordered stomach. which cannot I've
regulated until you remove the cause
1t. isn't your stOmach's fault. Your
stomach Is as good as any. ;
Try Cascarets: they cure Indigestion,
because they Immediately cleanse and
regulate the stomach. remove the, sour.
undigested and fermenting food. ana
foul gases; take the excess bile from
intestines and bowels. Then your
out by morning. 10-cent. box from
n drug store Will keep your entire
family feeling good for months. Don't
forget the ,children-their little in
sides need a good. gentle cleansing too.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
iIoberts. Verses are contributed 10
Walt Mason and Berton Bralcy.
The ApriI st.ribncr

Four remarkable children appear in
the early chapters of John Fox's Sc
rial. The Heart of the Hills which
begins in the April Scribner--a boy
and girl fro mthe mountains. and Il
BOY and girl from the plains of Ken
lucky. THE Heart Of the Hills is of
a rather later period than MIR. Fox's
previous kentucky novels. this one
dealing with some political social
events that are still wildly remem-
bcred.
From time TO time there is a posi-
I'VE announcement that d branch of
the Grand Trunk Pacific will extend
from h middle west of Canada to
Ja"'es Bay. at the foot of Hudson BAY
anu mere a great sea port will be
huilt which will convey the grain
from western Canada directly to I.iy-
erpool. George T. Marsh describes
the country through which this rail-
wa" is likely to run in an article in
the April Scrihner. entitled The AL
hanE Trail to James Bay" He made
the journey of thirteen hundred miles
by canoe.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-03-15
SCOUTS SEEK TALL 1I1NGERs.

Hot Springs. Ark. March 15.-Base-
nall managers and scouts today seem
70 seek the tau youths for l,ig league
trials as pitchers. and the Phillies arr,
certainly blessed in that respect this
spring. With II exception--"Rube"
Oldham. the soutllpaw-every one Of
INC recruits here with the Quakers is
six feet tall or over.
Ben Hunt. the lefthandcr who had
IA trial With the Boston Americans and
was sent to the Sacramento club,
heads the list. being & feet 4 inches in
Eeight. Rasmussen. who made his
reputation with the Spokane club, is
next. being s feet > inches.
August Masters. obtained from, the
Mansfield. O.. and p. league club. is
third. being about 6 feet / inch. and
Seaton. who halls from Portland. Ore.
is about tho same height. kutz. the
idol of Wilkesbarre fans. is just about
the siS-foot mark. Every one of the
men is slim in build. but appears
strong.