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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29
Onthe Spur of the Moment
By Roy K. Moulton
According to Uncle Ahncr.

good many OF the level headed"
feliers you hear so much about are
only flat heads.
1t is getting so political banquet
is about as popular as an epidemic OF
smallpox.
pretty woman kin do moro tricks
with a jury than monkey kin with
cocoanut
There isn't any use in going a milo
or two down the rud to look for trou-
Die Hank Tumms went and paid s.
for medical book. and when he read
It he found he had every symptom OF
every disease mentioned. and he IS
laid up in bed for the first time in his
life.
one thing again havin' a suit o.;
clothes made by a tailor is that he
never throws in pair of suspenders.
Every time some fcllers tell story
they 40 back to tho tinc of Adam.
and utter gettin' through with the
creation. the crusades and the French
and American Revolutions and every
body has como to sleep. they tell the
point of tho Joke. and wonder why no
body laughs at it,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29

us elected the business lnterests that
nllSth henly 60 heliev" that thc coGu-
wy Is ln Jeopardy VIII take steps 90
connteract its anticipated baleful Il
ierts Pres dents and dlrortorates az
railroads. OF Misunderstanding concerns.
on mines. must necessarily beEln to
neeS" th"y are sincere iu thoir be
lief Business VIII halt. large con-
tracts vii he held NJ. money win hc
'isht. stock and h0ndholders wlIi begin
'u unload, and an tho partisan political
promises IN tho world cannot Prevent
Thc extromc partisan free trader vni
~ one" begin 20 howl and rush % the
conclusion that "hig business" in a
the panic. aa u any man with sense
enough 10 be connected with any big
business would ruin himself financial
IN wanton snirit OF partisan re-
In order ,hat tho voters may hsyo
tn- opportunity % understanding the
s,iiuation would 4 no' he good ,thins
termed "Folitico- salvation Army. b.
placing It's sneakers ON tho street cor-
ners and public places 10 DISCUSS ihe
lues tons ~ issue and cnlientou thcn2
Let permission hc secured TO use Can't
tol square evenings Lot a free-
trader sr"nk ON" evening and pro-
tectionist speak tho nest or let them
speak from the same platform. answer
ing each others arguments. IT would
be better u business mon on either
side. and not candidates for office or
politicians. engaee in these friendly
debates IN the event such meetings
should prove popular here. then 10,
patriotic citizens organize and send
these speakers ~ other towns and
counties. The idan would hc 10 ra-
move those great questions from poll
tics s far as possible and enligntcn
the people in an honest and earnest
"ndeavnr 10 ascertain what is best for
the country.
The. people Of tho south know moth
ing of protection. 40 Southern news
PAPER would dare TO advocate protec-
non IT has been barred from orr
study. and consideration by prejudice
and the politicians and our people viii
remain in darkness. will continue ~
vote against their best interests and
the best Interests OF tho entire coun-
try simply because they have been mis-
led and do not know
The most practical way to carry the
protection message to the people
would be 20 adopt the method OF the
great evangelist, General Booth. Who
organized an army OF peace that is
carrying the message Of salvation to
every town and hamlet. believe that
there are men of means and of sum
cent patriotism to promote such an
experiment. BUSINESS
Richmond
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29
Street CIcnnInE Needed.

To the Editor of The Times Disnatch
Sir.-About I'VE weeks ago the iii,
contractor repaved one-half of a bloci
of Broad Street between T,yentv
seventh and Twenty eighth Strcet
spreading "A thick coat OF granite ,lust
in place of sand. Since then wc nav,
had heavy rains hlling up an cracks
and with every wind this dust blow.
about TO the discomfort OF the honso.
Keepers and pedestrians. think il i,
anout time for the very efficient fore.
of street cleaners to visit Broad SIRE,
on church Hin. as they have MOI Moor
there since that pavement was rcla i'd
TAXPAYER
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29
Tnn ,1,E TEAL.


VIVA, OF Wilson? What does he
profit when tho Roosevelt scandals
monopolizc the interest of the coun-
try?
Wilson is tho candidate by contrast.
Tho rottonncss OF Roosevcitism brings
out all tho moro clearly tho cleanliness
Of wisconsin. If the people know what
Roosevelt, has done. they know equally
VOL what Wilson would have done.
Thy know wha; Wilson would have
done If ne had been in Rooscvelrs
place in 1904 with big business in tho
temptors role.
The pooplc do not have to rely on
general knowlodee OF the attitude Of
the Democratic nominee. they rely in
concrete proof
The Ponrose Archboid exposures
have made all the clearer the exact
nature Of the Ryan-Harvsy- Wattcrson
incident OF last winter. That episode
Is the most discussed in Wilson'S poll
teal career and the one which lends
most comfor, to the crooked politicians
who had been long aching for some
thing ON which TO base their eumity
to the New Jersey school master
rut Wilson in Rooscvelt's shoes. Put
Thomas Ryan in the shoes OF John
u. Archbold Put in the place Of
Bliss or Cortclyou any OF several men
as much concerned about Wilson'S
success as those men were in Roose-
vclts. The result OF tho Wilson incl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29
NEGRO DRIVER ACQUITTED
OF NUMBERING COLORED crp,

Robert Hopkins. a negro driver wa, oc.
qyitted Yesterday morning In Police cont
~ INC murder of hve-ycar-old Helen n
I'M nerlake co!ored. Hopkins ran over tia
SRI about a week ago white she was niswa
ing In Street near her home In,uric,
were inflicted which caused her dcs,b
kins was orminally negligent. +, 49,
proven that 1t was an un fyoidabie accident
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29

Old-fashioned elastic sleeve hole
ors.
Bulldog shoes.
WrIstlcts.
Mems gators
Disc music boxes.
Niagara Falls transparencics.
Wax flowers
Views Of the Worlds Fair
Old-fashicned mustard plasters.
Initials on shirt sleeves
Raincoats with capes.
Crullors.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29
By John T. McCutcheon.

smell tho smoke otlbulning leayex,
The air Is strangely cool;
a vague depression sickens me-
think 1t must be,school.
smell the musty slate rag, too;
1t makes mo ache with WOO,
For something seems to say to mo
To school l soon must 90.
lsmen the newly vanished desk,
1hcar tho whispered buzz,
dread the bell that sounds tho kncv
OF happy days that was,
lhato TO go-sor mothers seke-
Pm sure that she will cry;
And yet-she doesn't seem to fret
Cne-hah M much as
But that's the way with motherA-
They're Drawer far than us.
They bear their sorrows silently
And seldom mako fuss.
My mother seems to stand il we'll
Out wait You bot she'll see;
Her spank and kiss sho soon will mins
Also my company.
And yet can't help wondering
How she can hide her grief.
She smiles and laughs exactly like
She felt great relief.
Ithurts my feelings very much
To see her act SO glad;
wish that she would cry bit
To show that she is sad.
BIZ, o, alas Alas once more,
No sorrow seems to reach her.
She hands me over to some I'M
Apprcciative teacher.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29

same explanation. Whatever the rea-
son. the rest OF the country can afford
To initiate tho methods that produce
such sweeping Victories
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-29

II OHIO goes for woman's suffrage
perhaps the women Will offer a better
President than the last Ohio contribu
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
Wood From Straw ".

The Disappearance Of our forests
ana cen equent depletion OF the tim
Der supply lend great interest 70 q
discovery recently made in Europe
IL is nothing less chan the nanui&-~
tsfe OF a substitute for wood from
straw. The Scientific American De-
sssibes the process. Fl ~ the
straw Is split horizontally by a ma
chine made for the purpose. The
ripped material is then placed In the
fnaehine together with certain I'M
gradients, being laid upon a travel
ina plate, says the description
"The latter is kept at q certain uni
form temperature BY means 81 steam
so as 10 cock the straw and the sub
stances associated herewith, When
this stage has been carried 70 tha
requisite degree intense pressure is
applied, the results OF which are TO
knit or compress the tibe-s of straw
very closely and tightly together- A
pressure Of between two and three
tons per square inch is required.
III. general appearance the ma
terial resembles wildwood, the
compressed straw inparting a
straight, grainlike effect. It works
fairly easily and when sawed leaves
4 clean cut. It's strength is eompar-
able with the ordinary whitewood,
ANA 1t can be applied to all purpose
for which the latter is fitted n
the preparation OF the greater
thicknesses, such AZ fo i0sts on
pests. the better practice is 70 bel.e
up with layers about q quarter o. au
inch in thickness, laid Transfers ISL
Tests with the material have shoWr
that when the cooking and pressing
operations have been carried out ac
curately the fabric win not disin.
tnrra1e and responds readily to the
application Of tools, though, beng
somewhat danser that vhiteWocd i
is harder TO work across the era a.
Not only lumber but cordWood
and matches, have been successfully
manufactured from this straw etm
pound. II true what a bocn thi'
would prove 10 large sections o.
Ane-.ea whore straw is plentiful ana
timber scarce!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
HUMOROUS QU|PS

An optician said, when humor was
mentioned. MY business sees fun occa-,
sionally. | had case myself day or
two ago. An old darby came into the
store and said he wanted a pair of
spectacles. The clerk tried one lens
on his eyes. and pointed to the para
graphs on piece OF cardboard. Cam
you read that? he asked, No sub. re-
piled the darky The customer tried
another pair, and another pair, and
many others, declaring he could not
reao with any of them Finally the
clerk. out OF patience, asked: Well,
say, can you read at any time? The
negro smiled broadly and answered.:
No. sub. that's why | wants glasses.
My wife she read yo advertisement
sayin as how anybody could read
with you glasses, so thought might
as well come an try EN- ALL New
York Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
FOUR ACTS AT TEE
CEN TEEATLR T0DlT

The proerom for today con lists o5
farg high class vaudeville aet@. Rob
Garrett. bIacEfacc comedian cor
here highly recommended and bria
vita him a lot Ct new and .u
yinss. lie also has some very
funny songs.
The perosas, novelty comfort
AIT OFFER new feats ia This line 81
WORK. The Wandering Blacksm
novelty singing act is sometb
that ha, never bean produced on.Tan
Gem stage, They carry IL II on
spec al scenery and electrical f.
rcets. They come here highly
commended and have very nice
,ng voices THIS act rs far aw-g
.gcm any one that has been here
Gone and kathryn King The pop3.
lar favorites who IN The last JW.
days have worked their way into th.
hearts Of the patrons Of tho Gem
therefore the management has tn
duccd them 10 remain for -four day
more. They VIII appear iu an ca
tiro new selection Of songs, whisl
\ viii be Just "a good If nor bclt
4 than in their other act
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

DR. and Mrs Hall Whitaker ana
Mr. aud Mrs. J. n Cecil made trip
10 Olm5tead yesterday ii TIE Doe
fors machine
The Methodist Episcopal Church
won tine So which was given away
br f. n. Batson to the church whose
10 per cent profit exceeded the iae
-am sales at his paelors Of othe4
churches,
Or. William Wedenberg left Sat
nrday for Johnson City, Ill, whare
he viii practice medicine
Mrs. Earl Giles, Of Mounds, visit
ed relatives here yesterday.
Rev. Henry Burgess. Of Eureka
Ul,, IL visiting his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Peter Burgess, at America
The Mems Bible class Of the Con
.gre 4atsohal church was entertained
on the occasion OF It's regular meet
ing, at the hqrna Of NJ. w. Bowman,
of Commercial avenue, Friday even
jng The topic f5r discussion was
conservation of Our Rcsular Re-
sources. The discussion brought
ana MANY interesting points. Thp
hosts wife served ice cream ana
cake Those present were T. S.
Miller. Nv. T. Jaccard, Winfield
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
MOTHER Of four
SISTERS Welded
TOGETHER 0NIYSS
Arkansas Girls in Qaadraple We'd
ding Range in Age from
Is to q Years

OZARK. Ark, Sept. Tour Brides
and their bridegrooms, tho brides
Being sisters, all Of whom were mar
rial al one ceremony last Sunday
we're rounded up and sat for group
Photograph at a rural photographers
studio yesterday
The brides III this quadruple we'd
ding, waich a local chr0nicler re-
cords Is tho most remarkable,
phenomenal and Unparalleled nup-
tial event chat ever took place in
Arkansas or anywhere else, are
daughters Of Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis
Clark. They and their husbands are
an natives Of this county, Franklin
The Clarhs live on farm near
Ozark.
The young husbands are sons OF
well-to-do farmers. The Clark girls
have been their respective SWEEP
hearts since childhood. The cours-
ship OF the two younger couples be-
gan in kid" days.
The township justice Of the peace
vas called to the Clark home Sun
day morning asd performed what
the local chrcnicler. before men
etoaed terms d brief and instan-
taneons ceremony. When be said,
4 now pronounce you men and
wives, Sylvia Clark, aged Is, was
he wife Of Thopas Welch, %;
Yerusha Clark, IT, ard George r.
lowell, 20, bore the same surname;
Iladys Clark, 10, and A. r. VIII
Hams, 2G, were life mates, and
3maada Clark, the eldest sister, whc
y 2a. was Mrs. Taylor Mccain, her
husband being year younger than
efselj .
The brides were tastefully, attired
white and cream-colered silA
trimmed with lace After the we'd
ling there was a big sunday din,
lar at tho Clark home, enjoyed by
many neiehbors.
The mother oi the bride Is only IS
| cars CID.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

no you thlnl: any Girl ever propose
"a leap year. as tAey say, Jennie? ho
t.Iled.
"Apt unless she is obliged" az
swered the maiden
HIN! hadn't thought cf that" he
sats after a pause.
But George" she said laying her
hand affec,iouately upoS his arm arc
looking into his eyes, you, J am sure,
sill never force me TO that AumFha
tion."
"No-er-that is to say--of course
aot. J."
THO ice was broken ard three min
utes later George Nes Jehn!o'a acces
"a -! yuann Telegraph.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
MOUND CITY

Mrs, 7 II Mckinney ana dauea-
tef, Mabel, n First street 1911 icF
Vienna Saturday where they VIII
spend few days with relatives
Mrs, Iva Finley and twp dansh-
ters Aleta and Iris, and Miss Anna
Keller were Cairo visitors saturday
LioTd EiSins' OF Vienna was ~
the CRY fow hours Saturday on.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
YJGH SCHOOL TEACHERS
GIVE GOOD ADVICE
TO PARENTS AND PUPILS

what course Of study shall !
.choose?" IS the subject at this time
that the puplls entering the hlgh
hool have nppefmost ia their
minds. The following words Of ad-
vice, given by an experienced nigh
. school teacher. viii oe read by them
with interest AZ we'll as by their
parents
AT this time OF the year when
many parents are undecided as to
what high school course their hoy
ior girl should take, few words
from a teacher might ba Of assist
ance. Oar Ligf school oxers three
courses: College preparatory, cleo
tive aad commercial. The coilaee
preparatory course. was planned lor
these who wished q quality of ch7l-
arship high enough 10 admit them to
any Of the large universities. This
course is made ND In accordance
with the requirements Of this uniTar-
stiles in the North Central assoeia-
ton. Il is dig!ded into three divis-
ions, engineering. classical and
science; differing very little, but de-
signed to prepare for these thras
tciasscs of university st'ray. Fhe en-
cheering course pre- nfsFas FIR I.
branches III engineering and afchi-
| lecture, The classical course rle-
pares f1r the study Of law, literature
aha arts, library science and OTHER
similar studies The science course
| prepares for medicine. agriculture
and other forms Of science work
"The elective course offers q
| choice from all the subjects given ia
The college preparatory course, bWt
the pupil is allowed more freedom
in his selection. This course euah 'as
| q pupil to get a literary educatic
| without necessarily conforming 70
| the college requirements
| The commercial course is *.
| blainea BY tts name the subf' Is
| are planned with the idea Of giyi az
a literary al well as a comm2rcia
education aud the motto Of tl.i
course IS work
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
Better Business,

The $4,000 pitcher disputed de-
cision, kicked vigorously and got
put out of the game The manager
took him aside.
You're new to the team and I'll
exc&e you this time
whats that?"
Listen 10 me. Don't never get put
out of the game again for kicking.
You're too expensive. Let one of
them cheap outflelders do the k!ch-
ing Get me?"
The pitcher said he did.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
FRIENDS DISCRErIT
REPORT SHERMAN
WILL QUIT RACE.

Utlca, NJ ", Sept Z Friends Of
Tice-prcsident James s sherman
hcrc pronounced untrue 4 story that
he coutemplates Withdrawing from
the Republican ticket While Sher-
man has been In poor health this
GUNNER, he is improving. lie re-
IDENTITY returned from a trip by auto
mbsila down the HaGaon and i
absent with Mrs sherman on
weeks "trip that viii cover Lon-
island.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
v ; - l--' ~ ~
Ranid LourncY for That Ace.

Cardinal Wolscy did not live in aA
age OF rapid transit, but he created u
eor himself His capacity fer RAPID
travel was q valuable aid ia carving
lut a career Wolsey 10 said to have
irst won royal favor in this way. lie
MA charged with n message from
Henry VII. to tho Emperor Maximll
ian in the lew countries and left Lon,
don in the afternoon. He went hg
scat to Graveserd, by horse to pWer3
then by boat again TO Calais, ana ne
VAS With the emperor the following
evening and back t. sAa king IN Just
over two days from tie time OF START
Vas.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
fLnt AttractiNs.

Mrs. De Good Why aren't you 60
ing to church?
Mr.. De Good--Last Sunday the roof
leaked and three or four drops went
down my back
MIS-. De Good--The roof has been
repaired since then
Mr.. De Good--Huh. Then theyl be
wanting money to ray for the repairs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

Prof. j. c. Stone, principal of the
High School at Aontclalr, Pa, ad-
vises teachers TO use slang to inter
est the children instead OF high
brow" Englishs Wonder how the
professor expects the children to
learn the English language?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
Neignborly.

"Tho IS that woman citing on your
side porch?"
'IEush. She's my next door neigh
Dor"
what is she doing there"
"Why, she's interested in a serial
story in magazine let her take anu
now she's waiting for me 10 bring
home the next number"
Rather cheeky, isn't it?'
mo, no. I've got her lawn mower"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
pleasant Alternative.

"Dibbles is g great optimist"
"You think so?'
Il do. He has an engagement WIN
his dentist tomorrow morning ana
yet he seems to be quite happy"
Maybe he thinks he will be run
over by an automobile and nearly
killed before tomorrow morning
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

The Blackburn family OF Ken
tueky doesn't vote under the unit
rule. There are i've brothers, three
Of whom are Democrats, one Re-
publican and one a Progressive.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

A mana destiny is never closed
Every moment he has the power TO-
nour into tie empty wage Of the past
The rcd liquor Of . strong purpose
end Of that which Yves n grief AID
shame he can make an insviasroa.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
Vermont.

Termont's more than sat facicTy
election, from the Democratic stand-
point, having passed into history,
the attention Of the country Is now
directed towards Maine
Inform tion received daily at the
Democratic National Hca1quartera
in New York indicates st-onEly that
the voters 81 Maine wilt not only
re-aleet Governor piaisted, but Will
elect number Of Democratic Con
gressmen
The betting ODDS quoted IN the
various leading cities Of Maine arc
as high as three to one in favor Of
Democratic success The cdds JIM
New York are lowe and a numbe~
OF Wagers have been recorded at two
to ore in favor Of the Democratic
Ticket
An analysis Of the Vermont re-
turaa, by even the partisan Boose-
Welt papers, fails to find any rag Of
HOBO for The taird term ticket
Leading Democratic ra1er.
throughout the country have an
bounced in glowing editorial terma
that the Roosevelt movement re
ceivcd a decided setback soct
papers rs the New York Press ans
the New York Tribune, that are sup
rcrting Tart acknowledged that tn
Democrats made greater gain aha,
Republican leaders had anticipated
Democratic leaders were careffu
not TO make any claim as to the We
ptont results, hut the speakers VIII
have bean touring Maine are opeul
declaring that there is but q sliql
chance OF tile Democrats receiving
setback In the Pine Tree State.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
Next T-hlno TO u.

GibAs-."Ons gets no diplomas IN
the school Of experience" Dibhs--s
don't ktrFM; The marriage certificate
comes pretty near being one."--hos'
ton Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
STRAIJS ACCEPTS
7. R. NOMINATION.
FOR GOVERNOR
Former Cabinet Member Ssys He
Tried 10 Head OF Stampede,
but Is Out 10 Win

,....iot..,, r,,.or., n;.rn4t
syrocnsa y y cont .,Tho
"o''''''''''0N zane 70 i'' ~ S's".
surprise SAID oscar . STRAINS To-Day
discussing MS candidaey for goFef-
nor OF New York State on The Pro
sressiye Il. ket, after he had been
nominated by It stampede started ~
"S1sneAaer Jack Niece Straus
Ra5 aslins u eAaiFAlah at ne lime.
II ti0 everything toGld 10 pre-
emit anT nomination" said the for
neE Roosevelt cabinet member, but
seems that was destined 70 lead
te cause i i the cause In which
J am intereste9 rather than the o.
49, ana snail Do everything "
oy power TO WIZ y order mat
-ay carry out the great prmclgls'
&aieh this new movement repre-
sents.
Comptroller William A. PfenaeF-
Nj, vi,lfam Hotcbkiss ILL., twc
sr,,.r candidates f,,. tbo orborna
aria4 aorinq-,ar hot5 oaerad their
.ntt,.,.s.i~ s,nne.t ~ SIRENS to53v
r,.a,,,..,as. ro,a,oa bis nt,,5ic r.
,.a,,,s a tho s4a+amen+ a7,he nom.
,a.ta, cr NV sfrans is strong
, n5.A v
D 80 -. % 80. 3D. ,onoo
NH, I'LL .ttn.,f,, IL. ia1 i
s, ,rh 800. tbian ~
,..,..,4 h,r,r NJ. s+s3,s ana
a.t..,,., ,rs, cor,.snlv corr,
Ut. ..,t, IT'LL I'LL
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

A newspaper headline announces
that lemons are scarce, This, OF
course. does not include the political
variety.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

"And did You enjoy Venice?'
NO, / can't say that we did. We
were not once arrested for breaking
the speed record with our gondolas."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08
80 q non,E Foraef.

-shaA the blonde gicl become o
oo.sory?o asks an exchange. We
nave always heard that they ara the
more likely to become that.--Detroit
Vines,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

II ia a great thing. to say OF any
nan mat he has grip Of his work;
but it il a greater thing to say that
his work has grip OF him.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

Tha old street-cieaning force i2
back on tho job again. With the
nTnper sort Of management the old
force sholld be able to do excellent
WORK There ia no reason why. this
work should be done by contract
sill needed TO assure clean street
is 4 few men and a boss who will
sec that tho aforesaid men earn theil
fa,ariea REGULARLY
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-09-08

4 New York actor plans TO start &
butterfly farm. :. No, YOU are wrong.
he intends to raise insects, not
chorus girls.