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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01
Top Column With Five Game
Margin Over Independents
Nine More Games.
CLEMANN IN HIGH MARK
Bowls With FORGETTING Athletics and
Secures 245-Pretzels Win
a Pair.
LEAGUE STANDING.

With three more series 10 roll, the
Colts Commercial league bowling
team has a safe lead in the pennant
race Of the league. topping the column
with a margin Of five games. The Ath-
ietics forfeited three games to the
Colts, while the Independents failed to
cop more than one of three from the
Pretzels. The scores:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01

The preliminary numbers for the
match of tomorrow will be announced
on the morrow. Negotiations are under
way for them today.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets assist nature in driving all i'm
purities out of the system, insuring a
free and regular condition and restor-
ing the organs OF the body to health
and strength. Sold by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01

According to the Waterloo Times
Tribune negotiations are now under
way for the Brown Miller match. Mil
Ter was seen at the Burtis theatre in
Davenport two years ago and az the
time, the fans acknowledged that he
was about as speedy as any wrestler
they had ever seen. He was formerly
velterweight champion, but a little
more weight has put him in the mid
dleweight class. Still, he is an unde-
feated champion and Brown is desir-
GUS of changing that state of affairs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01

w. q V. .......O 0 0 l 0 o.
Three-base hit-Swedberg, Sund-
berg. Two-base hits-N. Hultgren,
Thompson. Struck out-By Erick-
son, 10; by Histed, -. Bases on
balls-By Erickson, 2; by listed, g..
Wild pitch-Erickson. Stolen bases
-Swedberg 2.
TRACK MEET SATURDAY.
Augustana will indulge in its first
track meet of the season with Will
liam and Vashti Saturday afternoon
at Aledo. AS the local cinder men
have as yet had no meets, little is
known of them. c. F. Anderson is
captain of the Lutheran track team.
Ten men will be sent down to Aledo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01

From the action of Browns mana
ger in his effort to match the Waterloo
lad with the st. Paul champion, it is
apparent that Papas is scarcely con-
sidered as a contender for honors to-
morrow flight Should -Papas win,
Brown will no longer be the logical OPP
ponent for Miller.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01
SPORTING
HAEE
WZEST

ST. Louis, May Johnny King,
lightweight from Chicago, and kid"
Farmer of Peoria have been matched
to box six rounds before the Eagle
Athletic club, Granite City, Ill, May II.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01
Monmouth Defeats Lombard.

Galesburg, ILL.,, May by punching
hits in the seventh. Monmouth college
won from Lombard college yesterday.
Score: RH.E.
Monmouth ......111OO14O0-S 8
Lombard ......021O0 0OO0-3 6
Batteries Shenk and Buck
ley: Radcliff, Trumpy and Simmonds.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01


to box six rounds before the Eagle
Athletic club, Granite City, Ill, May II.
Keokuk, May THAT all records
for entries in the tri-state track meet
will be broken Saturday was the indi-
schools, represented by nearly 100
athletes, sent in their entry blanks
They were Chillicothe, Springfield,
Knoxville, Pittsfield and Dallas City,
Ill; Sheffield, Anamosa, Iowa City and
Burlington, Iowa.
Evansville, Ind, May lit has been
decided definitely that Evansville is to
have a team this year in the Kitty
league. A new park will be opened
here in a short time The city also
has team in the Ohio Valley league.
Bloomington, Ill, May Pitcher
Bert Miller, full-blooded Indian, was
turned over to Streator by Blooming
ton, and Pitcher Harry Syfert, former
ly of Decatur, was signed, joining
Bloomington.
Salt Lake City, Utah, May l.
Fighting Dick Hyland of Salt Lake
was given the decision over Matty
Baldwin at the end of a 10-round bout
at Salt Air pavilion.
Terre Haute, Ind, May 1.-The Say
lor-Larson fight last night was called
OF because Larson had sprained his
right wrist.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-05-01
81 wanted to pay about $1,000

i wanted to pay about SIUUU
for a car. 1t had to be big
enough to hold five people,
powerful enough to climb
hills, well built, well-ap-
pointed, stylish, and above all,
dependable for it had to last.
Icouldn't buy a new car every
year. A
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
moAoToNY' OF DAILY MENU
Introduction OF Little Imagination
Into Our Dinner Table Fare
Much to Sc Desired.

There is no doubt that, in spite OF
all our boosted modern luxury, there
is a singular monotony about the
things we habitually eat. PORT, being
voted anathema by modern oyspep-
tics, and veal being out of favor, we
fall back. year in. year out, ON beef
and mutton, varied by pheasant IN
winter and fowls which come from
strange lands beyond the seas during
the remaining period
In fish, too, we. are curiously excl,;-
siye and conservative, so that the
modern fashion Of hors d'oeuyres-
first introduced from Russia
seized upon with avidity as deli.
cious change from the predestined
soup. fish and roast. In Rome during
the olden days they had other views
on entertaining than we have nova
days, and fiamingoe's brains were or.
binary items in the regal feasts of the
period, also fig-peckers from Samos,
and African snails formed part of a
modish menu before Rome began her
final decadence. Without going the
length of using these exotic delcacies
we might introduce little magma
ton into cur dinner table fare.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
HUMOROUS QU|P!s

He was q poor, miserable looking
dog, and the strangers heart was
filed with pity, For the dog was
bowling, and il was only TOO evident
that he was suffering pain. So he
asked the tired rustic who lounged
near by why the dog howled.
"Tm?" asked the rustic. "'E's
just lazy. that's all"
But laziness doesn't make a dog
howl, surely?" queried the benevolent
one.
Does I'M" said the tired owner.
"Only lazy" as
But how" queried the persistent
questioner. ''how can lazlness make
him how'll"
We'll, You see," said the rural
lounger. that pore dog is sittin' on
some real tough thistles, and 'e's too
lazy TO get of, 90 . just sits there
and owls cause 1t 'urts SOFT.
Bits.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Sausage Meat.

Take 2h2 pounds of fat pork, fat and
lean, "a pound lean fresh beef and run
through the chopper. To each pound
add 1l2 teaspoons sage, II teaspoon
summer saVory, l teaspoon salt l-3
teaspoon of pepper, little cayenne
q use level teaspoon). Be careful
about putting in the seasoning. Fry
q bit and test rather than get in too
much. Mix thoroughly and press in.
TO dish. Cover with wax paper.
Keep cool sand slice as needed. Fry
or bake. If gravy is liked, turn off
fat, which is nice to warm over po-
tatoes in, add little water, thicken,
salt, pepper, pinch OF sage, bit of
butter Fine with baked potatoes.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
I ocsevelts Announcement

WITH Characteristic bre. t,y.s al
aacisencss, oz.P-e iiGe5t t.qls ell
as teua}ig an49ua aed Dis ealGl-
lacy tor tle x 9a5lieaa npuiaa .oa
the presidency IL wa Eor aneS
eeted 20. owc TIME Mr. tas
oJuly Locked forward 10 Ieosel ~
3s tao sol4liaa - diGte It,5a that
Hesel taa HapaliiGal at t'1o present
lme LaFoliefts8 Star has set TO-
he time. Cummin was neyer more
hau . possibility. Taft, well-mcan-
le man that be is, has been losing
round and public confidence for
omo time. Roosevelt is the Only
1op5 OF thu Republicans, and If be
aonot win, no one AN win on thai
ickat. si. t4
"arti3us critics will say that his
announcement is change Of front
n the promise he made in 1904 that
2 would not be a candidate for d
hild term. This was when the third
nm Fetch had a stronger hold on
tbIle superstition than it has at
resent 1t was en- the eve of q cam
align wherein he sought an election
10 the presidency for the first time.
t was IN answer to the clamor'raiseo
aainst him by his enemies that h.
yas using the fruits 0f a deplorahle
raEedy to promote his personal ad
ancement, and that he would ron
irue 10 do 50 il elected There has
seen an administl alton Of four year.
betwean Roosevelt and Roosevelt.
vaich makes difference.
Conditions have changed. People
no longer look upon the third terms
rs a calamity The father of his
country pronounced against It but
only after it was made plain to him
that he could not get It, lie made
a virtue of necessity. He was being
fought with an intense malignty
such as has seldom been seen, and
the tide OF wrath was rising against
him, and was sure to overwhelm him
unless he retired. He elected to b,
prudent rather than valorous.
/ IN this crisis the country feel,
that Roosevelt, or man OF his sort
i3 necessary The people now hin
aad car trust hin They may Low,
Taft for his amiability and conven
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

! .taoa ara Jurfon Huchas
iat appoinse "a p,tnoy
van De'an.e.' sIanar or half .
Whi'e' i-ui 'uA ~ 80 ares,dent ar
s1a4 NJ AN athar mem her
i,s"1se ~ Ins.tcn Mcwsnna
. ~ -, w'rtnlnr ana nav an,
49, -.,N,'l, r,',od i, RnosayeIt
,ntata.o - s,,nnose ira,
o.as,soat TaFt bas ,nar,ed mora ms.
,. IN Mems, .orrt tban Az,
~. .nasi4ont si,ca 4yashinvton
,,a,.o.a, statement sometimes
,noteg ~ fat, Jackson
sn,,ai,,t.z s{v ana 5.iaeoIn i've Thus
4 ~, as,..,eamoat ~ rb3ef I,tstico
,-s.it. \. Al, ons,7,sf 4 sn apnotDt.
r,ant t,e1-son hxGaadPd Tsfts rec
IN ana i5naoln aqusIed ii. Er is
,rr..t n s4y however. .1hat .3lr.
,rsr, has annojpfad a,are members 81
t6s ca,,rf ga ,.e,s8,ae Length az time
+ba,, anv nrs4aqng lpgo Washing
ian only seven presidents have
18,oea, f7fief issuces Washington,
t,farss .lacesoH Lincoln. Grant.
Cleveland and sft. Washinelon
,4aroed th1e joins jay raslguns T.,
became governor al New York and
Jabn lutledse failing OF conhrma~
lion tbroush loss Of his reason.
Outside of tEe three eb{eg Justice
tha first president chose eight mem
hers of the court or eleven in all.
adams designated three, with the IL.
mstrious John Marshall at their
head Jefferson also appointed tAree,
Of whom Livingston was perhaps tho
most famous. Madison named two,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

t.Onai virtues, but they dem-aa a.
oYorman-one who is bigger than
conditions Roosevelt can plead
what the lawyers call "dures3.' He
is a.rrisoHer of conditions lie can
ray with the Frcdchman, that the
demand for him is Imperative and
plus fort que moi With all his
strength, he is not strong enough IA
lesist Hertc he throws his hat into
The ring and accepts the inevitable
goes forth to mset and challenges X
That is his way .
Roosevelt announcenfttt WI
simplify matters for the .Demotfats
There is but one candidate who can
match Roosevelt with any hope /. Q!
success. Clark, Underwood aud tins
'essor ones, must row stand asidc
nd give way 70 wilson II is-not
DING to be so much a battle Between
andidates D. parties "a between Biz
Business, with the money bags o.
Wall street, and the people. No onf
'eDreaonting Big Business, no mat,
ef what his abilities and fitness IA
ither resp cts, can hope % win. This
Eliminates Harmon. Big Business
has no use for Roosevelt Or Wilson
md the masses win be satisfied With
either
Rooseselt's nomination is assured
Wilson may be defeated by the two.
thirds rule IL the Democrats commit
one Of their characteristic blunders
Memphis News-Seimitar.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
NEW WAY TO SCRAMBLE EGGS
Ham, Onions and Mushrooms Enter
Into Glorlfied Form of This
Breakfast Dish.

The member OF your family who
scorns scrambled eggs may enjoy
them in new, glorified form. Cut
thin slices OF ham in strips like
matches. Mince an onion. Fry both
in butter seasoned with salt and pep
per, and when nearly done add three
or four slices OF mushrooms. Make
a circle of the ham and onions, and
place the scrambled eggs in the cen
ter. gamishlng with parsley.
Another variation is to spread
round croutons with layer of sweet
red pepper cooked, then the seram-
bled eggs, then sprinkling of truffies.
All scrambled eggs must be served at
once, and must not be tough.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Scotch Shortbread

Cream a quarter of a pound OF but.
ter with one ounce of castor sugar
dredge in quarter of a pound OF
flour and one ounce of ground rice;
mix we'll with a spoon until a smooth
paste. No liquid must be added; put
on Toured board, roll out to about
three,quarters -of ansiHch thick; cut
in tai square acakeG pheh the edges
intd shape,hbnke irf 4 Mofs#te oven
tilt Arm sbaf4hot Brown, asfft sugar
over whilst hot,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

A murder occurred in Mound City
3fonday night and neither the coro-
Ter nor the tity marshal knew the
tlaries, tof the dead man and his m0r-
.ferer. Both officials gaid they know
Il killing had Occurred, but neither
I'D taken the trouble to inquire the
James, although they said they wer,
aking steps to carry out their re-
pectiye duties The people Of Moua6
1ity and FuIasld county are 10 b.
congratulated Oh their county and
Ivy officials,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Quick Cookies.

Mix well together one and one-half
tablespoonful of lard, one teaspoonful
salt and two cupfuls of sugar. Then
add two well beaten eggs and enough
flour to make a dough suitable to han
die easily, srice or flavoring to suit
the taste. This should not be knead-
ed, but rolled out thin, cut into shapes
and baked in moderate oven.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Living Beyond II,

Even the most practical persons
are subject 10 curious Authorizations
at times" remarked Guzzit.
no doubt you are right" said Tup-
per.
For instance, did you ever feel that
there was something behind you that
was trying hard to oyertake your"
Why, yes: 1 have felt that way and
have often suspected that it was my
income"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
RANDOM CLIPPINGS
Pertruhed Mexico.

Mexico is in desperately bad
way again. President Madero fads
himself confronted by revolution
which threatens to be countrywide,
ii ii has not a}reaay spread to every
part Of Mexico. What d mouta o.
50 ago appeared to be only separat
insu7rec.ionary movements which
the new President declared would IN
On tine be- suppressed seem to have
developed into a concerted uprisin 2
under leaders who have common
.,ndde standing and an organized Ji-
tectiou. Vasquez Gomez, who was g
candidate for Tie Presidency against
aade,o. has assumed 10 pisy tine
iole which General Reeves was e9m-
r-lad to abapdCr, and is roaHsted H.
6ato demanded the resignation ct
iaaero. Gomez is in the United
states and is liable 10 arrest TIE
zect condition 9f affairs iu Me&i.1
Garnet be readily as1grtaiuad. as tte
telegraph wires have been cut aad
rallroad transportation rs Interrupt
3D.. Meanwhile ting activities Of tie
Ge 9laaoo'sts neF the border hav'
,erome 81 menaetug - Amet!gah-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
TIC saprsma Court.

.l resident \, TaIt's nomination of
t.st.acellor Mahlon Pitney Of New
Jersey to Succeed the late John NJ,
HARLAN Us associate Justice Of the
United States supreme court makes
8iS ,is.embeis Of the court named by
tna p.oseist occupant Of the White
ot.ss. II lssush HI the case of Chief
.ISs' h Wnit there was a promotion
sstn thsn aii appointment out.
rie. :ses.avs lie chief justice, the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Bellevue Stratford Salad

One tablespoon chopped English
walnut meats, | tablespoon chopped
celery, tablespoon chopped iilberts or
hazel nut meats, | tablespoon chopped
apple or orange broken into bits. Over
this place boiled salad dressing.
OVERRIDING II.
Watt Smatter- Why do you keep on
applauding that siEger? She refuses
10 give any encore.
Q, Heezall Wrlspt--ThAt'a why I'm
aDpiauding herl
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Tie cook,s Feat.

A woman instructor at Wellesley
college, who presides over one Of the
dining tables at which sit dozen
students, says that one day some
curly lettuce was brought on.
A freshman looked at 1t, then ex-
claimed Bt
How clever of the cook to crimp 1t
that way. wonder how she does
it?"-Lippincott's,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Trials Of the Times.

Il was SO scared yesterday when
my husband came home so angry. He
mas such a temper, and even when we
have company, am afraid he will ex-
plode
Rats! I'm not afraid Of my hus-
band exploding. It's the waterback
taat worries me-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
That,a Different.

"Are you friend of William big
gins? That ne'er do well?'T
Il should think not. indeed"
Then you'll hardly be interested to
hear that he has inherited hundred
thousand pounds"
what? Dear old Bill!"-Tit.Bits
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Overcured,

Doctor-"You admit that I curet
you OF insomnia, then why don't you
pay my bill?' Patient" Sorry, doc
but sleep so soEndly now that ny
wife goes through my pockets nights
and takes every ccnt.'---Boston Tran
script.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

Attorney-General Wickersha;u has
iecided that the officers acted tie.
fond their power when they pro
vented the parents or strikers send
ING their children out Of Lawrence
We knew this when it happened, but
apparently the Attorney General
lad to look through his law books.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
For County COMMISSIONER

Ne are autborised - announco
the CANDIDACY Of %g Hodges Of
Tamrns, for. neshnation on the Re
publican ticket for the office OF
CHlnty Commissioner of Alexander
collnty. Illinois, subject TO the
Urinary Election TO be held on
April 9th.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

We are authorized to announce
the candidacy of DR.. James Nc
Manus fer denomination on the
Democratic ticket for the office of
Coroner, at the primary election to
be held Tuesday April 3.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

Secretary of the Navy Meyers
2eems much alarmed because he
links Japan will soon pass the
nited States as naval pawer.
There should be little fear of this,
because the Yankees of occident
surely will not let the Yankees OF
the Orient get ahead of them,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

slightly mostened wish milk, and
little finely minced parsley or scraped
onion, and salt and pepper to taste
Fiji the halves firmly with this mix
ture. press them together and serve
In hot tomato sauce garnished with
parsley,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Circuit Clerk.

we ara authorized to announce
Alfred Brown as candidate for re-
election 10 the Office Of circuit elerk
III Alexander county. subject e
nomiaation By the republican vot-
ars ali the primary election April
4tl. &s
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
Mountain Dew PUDDING.

Three rolled crackers, one pint Of
milk, yolks of two eggs. butter the
size OF an egg Bake for 20 minutes,
beat the whites, add one-half cupful
OF sugar, put on top and brown; flavor
with lemon. Steam or bake.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
FOR t,oants Surveyor.

Peter shaver Of olive Branch, an
nominees his candidacy Cor the Demo-
cratic nomination for the office q
county surveyor, subject to the Will
of tEes yotA'rs Of that party AZ ms
primary election, Tuesday, ApriF ,.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
CIRCULATION ST ATENEET.

Aefage number oi complete
and perfert copies Of The
Cairo Bulletin, printed daily
and sunday dnring the year
Of 1871 ,......-.t. 225
average number Of compete
ana perfect copies af TIE
afro Bulletin. printed dur
ug the month 81 January
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

We are authorized to announc.
the candidacy Of Or. Il. ]. Cause Of
Unity FOR nomination on the Repuo-
lfean ticket for the Office OF County
Commissioner of Alexander county,
Illinois. subject to the Primary Elec-
tiats to be held on April 9Th.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
EGGS IN TOMATO SAUCE
Nicely Seasoned Stuffing Gives This
Dish Most Appetizins
Flavor.

Gut six hard boiled eggs In half.
cross wise, and remove the yolks.
Mash these fine with spoonful of
butter half a cup Of bread crumbs
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

Senator cursmins has made a
move in the right direction in intro.
his antitrust bill. such a
measure has long been needed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
THE DAILY CHlT=CHAT
b. RUTH CAMERON

who live house built in the days
m-th in building
window
their window toward the Hitherto that
blank wall room
any Unless SINH
you scarcely difference which window
made in that
thega marn!ng a-La.-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

The melancholy days have como.
on. brother, can you grin,
WitR anthracite at seven ton,
And ten tons iii your bin?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

Il sou fad TO seceiv, yoar
paper by Z d. m, Or week
days and 8 i, m, on Sundays
telephone to The Bulletin Of
fee, No. SO, either 'phoue AND
one will BE- sent to YOU By
sreGlal messenger
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

The CouBt--You climbed re Matter.
I horn?" Eat was q great foot
I The Girl--Great feat, you mean,
count.
@ Count-Ah! Zen you climbed
him more as cuce!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

The above is correct statement
81 The Cairo Bulletin for the year
1911 and the month OF January
1912, e. A. DALEY,
ss Gent Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to beforf
ne this ard day Of February. 1912.
LEO j KLEBs
W Notary Public.
when The attention Of The Bnl
setin ID called to any mistatemen
OF tact or to any error coacernini
any man or thing. corrections wi
,beGrthlly BE- made
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

thGt cheery,a i II flooded, aun-warmcd room was
the sane. oasert IA place in which / had 50 often
with my frc mh
And as sat l. re- bathed IN the good sunlight,
10 thcneht cant TO me4-how many of living
= r.s-;s' ytth Sank walls where windows might be.
For instance, there is that rich Old maid whom
Know perhaps ia know her She has two cats,
d maid, a fine hcne, and her money. These are the
'well-bqtis md q. yays wou-wasAad Windows the
southern exposu ~ her heart homos She also has
half dozen iol nep6eas and mic es for whom she
had no use and a'hon she almost never sees. The
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28

Joax-That man is above his occu.
patton.
Hoax-What does he do?
Joax-Iie's a. well digger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28


sunshine which beats yainy the soeern and sides Of
windows
Mrs 4 sAtt&{rr@avf {FneFe aaeA has
@ s s .a 's g. p6 s assa ssa away
necessity veg Lonesome hnks life
-, het staidssShS y, nisht t throush
cheerful is the charity work
vainly
Sunshine Society which she has often o
!TEee tire crippled lady the There Mrs C husband
BE decidedly wndow
ereed know that of these interests would ru
"a thr3Us
t5our and southern windows Io tle ga
ithihe
spoiled by administrative
neglected culture &ll-e1ut
relations life left urdevcpeathegc
tie blank walls that keep sunshine lives
there any your home?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
~ Farmer Cobb wanter see all the
town an don't wanter seem to be
from the country How kin do 1t?
Cop-Go In covered wagon.
I'd Rather Be,
I'd rather be a bird
Andify up in the air
And sing my happy song
Than be q millionaire.
v Biased.

Biased.
what names would you suggest for
list Of the worlds great men?'
None" replied Mr.. Meekton. "Ast-
er talking with Henrietta I'm inclined
TO think there isn't any such thing"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-28
The LIGHT That Failed.

First Thespian-I don't think much
Of this starring business, do you?
Second Ditto--No;s it's all moon
shine.