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Arizona republican., 1912-07-09

q reglar baby de luxe, believe me"
 So I remembered wat de boss sed &
 I Waz in such hurry to wait on her
 l cum darn near crawlin oaver the counter. Every darn mutt in de store cum rushn up to butt in I handed em the back up" signal to tip em off to beat it" I cood attend de lady's wants" It's funny how de hole darn
 bunch got So keen to attend to bizz-
 ness I got my kisser already for ac
 tion; when she said: No. no, the oth-
 CT kind, if you please The ones with
 a peppermint flavor. I do not like
 the lemon variety I jus sed, "OH."
 like that She handed me de merry
 ha-ha to de hole bunch, & with a
 merry little twinkle in her eye.''
 'breezed" out. The boss must have
 been piping the hole show. coz he sed,
 very solum like, Gentlemen, I see my constant plea for good, brisk service
 is bearing fruit" I wized him up if
 all de fruit waz like dat peach would like to get connected up with a
 hole orchard" He slipped me
 warmer. My boy you like all the
 rest of them. You pay too much at
 tention to other peaches and too lit
 tie to our own brand. If you will take
 the trouble to think We have quite a
 few of our own. both in Evaporated
 and Canned varieties, and a few more
 breaks like you made today, and you will be in the Canned department
 Are you understanding my meaning? It's up to all of you when a customer comes into this house to attend their wants quickly It matters not who or what they are. old or young. beautiful or not. Now get busy. Deliver those orders for that Big Brown bunch of crisp. delicious home made bread we are selling three loaves for quarter Then he went back & eat a lemon to gut the acid out ov his voice Gee, he waz sore. all Because He/Loved Her So" I asked our cashier If she f-sounded like an All-Day- Sucker, Could she hear a Gum Drop?s., .9.. SAMMY. sf At McKeeS Cash Store
Arizona republican., 1912-07-09

Data for 24 hours end nS 6a0 D. p, yesterday
 soc 6:0o
 a. m. D. m. Temperature. degrees ..... Il 10! Dewpoint. degrees .-..... B *3 Humidity. per cent ..-.cI 13 Wind-direction E NV nd-velocity. miles :. ...4 = Rainfall, inches. ......0 Q weather ............. Clear Clear Mean dalty humidity .. . 20 Mean daily temperature .. . Se Highest temperature 103 Lowest temperature .. ..... 70 Total daily rainfall ...... 0 Deficiency in temperature yesterday, degrees
 Deficiency in temperature since first of month 47 degrees. Accumulated deficiency in tempera- ture since January I, 50 degrees. Deficiency in rainfall yesterday .OI inch.
 Deficiency in rainfall since first of month. .0S inch.
 Accumulated excess in rainfall since Jannary 1, 03 inch
 ROBERT R. BRIGGS,
 Section Director.
Arizona republican., 1912-07-09

Republican Want Ad for
Arizona republican., 1912-07-09

@ l. BOSS iz U ni'nS lern "Sis Sis head off bout be- in polite X wait in on de custom CTS V CT y prompt. Tother d a y a little bunch ov milli- . nery' "blew in"
 X ''c h ir D D e q"
 that she would like a few kisses. please c o S h |,
 < h c w a z q peach" fellerS,
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
Daddy sBedtime
O., Friendly Peggy
DTOTV- And the Cross
Mamie Goat
"oh, you little dar.
iine,1 abe cried.

ADDY laid down his book with a sigh. II wonder what you would do
lie yen met a cross looking goatg he said to Jack and Evelyn
- Peggy had started to a new school Every morning she passed some
empty lots where nice grass grew and there were two n three big
rocks
And one morning when Peggy passed the lots there was a handsome goat
climbing around over the rocks
Peggy told her brother about the goat Tom said, You want to watch
out that the goat doesn't butt you with its horns
This goat doesn't have any HORNS Peggy said.
"0h, replied Tom, maybe it hasn't grown them yet! The way to find
out il It's cross goat is to say to II, "BIly, Billy will you buttT'
$50 the next time Peggy passed the goat she said very softly Billy, Billy,
viii you buttp
The goat went right or chewing the cMmp of grass with which it was
busy, peggy made up her mind that this was a perfectly safe goat
"Formore than a week the goat was missing. Then one morning she saw
it again in the lots with the dearest little kid.
"Oh, you little darling! she cried, wishing to pat the kid on the head
"Maa-aar the baby goat cried.
"G-rrr" the mamma goat said. A
This meant get out but Peggy did not understand, and she stepped
nearer to the kid. f.. s@
Down went Mamma Coats head, and straight for Peggy she went. The
goat might have caught up with her, for Peggy was too frightened to run very
fast but Mrs. FIaherty, who was doing some washing, happened to look out
Of her window in one of the cne story houses back of the lots She picked up
her broom. In a minute she was driving off the goat
"Aoh, it's your goat is ii. Mrs FIahertyT cried Peggy. Mrs. Flaherty came
to do the weekly wash at PeggyS house.
Sure an it isr Mrs F1aherty replied a s she cam painting up with the
broom. H s-t"
Tom said If / called BILLY, Billy, will you buttT' at the goat and it didn't
explained.
"'Dearfe me, child! cried Mrs Flaherty; this isn't that kind of a goat
This is a mamie, and mamie goats is always cross when they has young ones
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06

trine which had not been previously
familiar and recognized as the prob
able and desired guide for legislative
bodies and for the oficials OF railroad
companies. Nor viii this latest anti
monopoly decision create new condi-
tions in policies or government. 1t
is rather the afirnaing and strength
ening OF a principle which had gained
weli-nigh universal acceptance.
Every such test OF the laws, and the
sentiment OF the country force felt
even in the supreme court-shows
more clearly that there a be no
private railroad monopoly in the Unit
ed States. II real competition shall
ever cease, whether the change shall
be brought about by the common con
troll of stock by certain individuals or
groups of individuals. or through some
new device of monopoly, government
ownership Or a strict form of govern
ment control, extending to all railroad
business, will surely follow.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
OBJECT LESSON FOR BOYS.

One OF the most inspiring object
lessons that has yet been given to the
boys of this country is the way blind
Senator Gore of Oklahoma triumphed
over physical defect, poverty and the
common view that he was destined to
be a dependent, and rapidly rose to
eminence and distinction by his own
efforts and determination.
At the g Of Is he was totally
blind and without means, having to
rely on his own for a liveli-
hood and the requirement Of an edu-
cation. Though blind and penniless,
he plunged into the conflict for su-
premacy, supporting and educating
himself, and so speedily attaining dis
tinction that he was elected to the
United States senate, one of the
youngest members ever chosen to that
body.
Senator Gore has been in the senate
what his signal triumph over adversely
had proved him to be-he has been
a success. His rare qualities of mind,
strength OF character, will power, CON
fdence and purpose to do right COM
bine to make up for his defect OF
sight, enabling him to tower among
his associates as a conspicuous and
powerful member of a great body OF
men.
His marvellous mind he pits against
the written statements of others with
that success which demonstrates the
power of mentality, and it is a daring
antagonist who will question a state
ment of fact made by this man.
Senator Gore is in profound sympa-
thy with the masses in their struggles
for equitable treatment at the hands
his mind and heart are right, and he
his mind and heart art right. and he
may be relied on to render great serv-
ice to his country.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
church Seeks War Debt.

Baltimore sun: The vestry of OLD
st. Peters Protestant Episcopal parish
at PooIesville, Montgomery county
Md, will make another effort to re-
cover damages from the government
for the destruction of its church by
the federal soldiers during the civil
war. The first step was k When
CONGRESSMAN Lewis, Of Maryland, IN
troduced a bill for the relief of the
parish, One thousand dollars is the
amount named.
Behind this is a story Of records
lost for more than ten years, haVlnS
been found in the old file room on the
fourth floor of the capitol. Years ago
Congressman Pearre tried to recover
a claim for st. Peters. The RECORDS
were lost. The other day waiter
Downey, a Baltimore boy and clerk IN
the file room, discovered the papers;
Mrs. Jones, of P~oolesville, then asked
Mr.. Lewis to take the matter UP, n
he introduced the bill. E.
St. Peters church floor was ripped
up and the building converted into a
stable by federal soldiers. Boards
from the building were used for floor
ing for the soldiers tents.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
QUAINT HAVANA.
A Foreign City in Every Sense, With
Its Own Odd Charm.

Metropolitan Magazine: Americans
driving to their hotel through Havana's
narrow, noisy streets, Invariably ex-
claim that it seems to them las If they
were abroad" The question-to Dor
row a phrase from the widely travelled
but Unconditional Mr.. Baedeker-"need
not detain them long" They are
abroad. Havana is not merely like
a foreign town." it is a foreign town
1t has its own odd look, its special
picturesqueness, its w tumultuous
life. 1t abounds in unknown dishes
and strange fruits, and upon the hot
tropic night it pours out half barbaric
music and queer melancholy songs.
The long traditions of the Spanish
dominion of the two Americas still
cling about Havanas f~ortresses and
the palaces, churches and monasteries
of her ancient streets. She was Il
proud, rich city, h entreport of the
West when our northern mainland was
a wilderness. And now in the Cuban
twentieth century she is a crowded,
thriving, gay metropolis, with her w
pride. her own tropic airs and graces,
her own wholly un-American indiYidu-
atty. She may be crowded in the
brief winter season with American
tourists, may contain (as indeed she
always has contained) a considerable
American business colony, and may be
a refuge for derelicts and y~agabonds
straight from the pages of o, Henry,
Richard Harding Davis and other Kip
lfngs Of Spanish America; still she is
always the old Havana, the Cuban cap
ital of Cuba.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
NC PRIVATE MONOPOLY.

The decision handed down the other
day in the Union Pacihc-Southern
Pacifc stock ownership case, by the
supreme court, is in entire harmony
with the position taken by that great
tribunal in the Northern Securities
case. The earlier decision forbade
the virtual merging of railroads, which
werp naturally competing lines, by
means of the common ownership of
their stock by a holding company.
The new decision interdicts the own
sFahip of stock In a railroad cornpany
by another company in possession of
p rpad which is a natural competitor.
The latest blow struck by the high
est court in the country against the
anapthering Of competition in the busi-
mess Of the great common carrying
companies, will not have any marked
effect upon the price Of railroad SCI
c~urfties or upon conditions Of n kind
In the railroad field. It lays down no
pnval principle and establishes no doc
M Na Ks
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
HEALTH BULLETIN
ISSUED BY JAMES
CITY HEALTH DEPARTMENT HAS
ISSUED SPLENDID BULLETIN
OF CONDITIONS HERE IN FAR
Go-sHoWs NEEDS OF THE
CITY.

DR.. ]. L. James, the city meat and
milk inspector, and DR.. G.. M. Olson,
the city health officer, have issued a
report of the city department of health
which should interest every citizen of
Fargo. The bulletin, issued in pamph-
let form, shows all the needs of the
city, as well as the things Fargo al
ready possesses.
The assets of the city through its
health department are pure water,
provided by a modern filtration plant,
with completely equipped water lab
oratory; a modern detention hospital,
with warus FOR smallpox, measles,
scarlet fever and diphtheria; a com
pletely equipped laboratory for chem
ical and meteorological examination of
milk, and one large plant for the pas
~teurizing of milk and cream.
What Fargo needs, as stated by the
health bulletin, are a city garbage and
rubbish collection service. q crema-
tory, a public comfort station, more
pasteurizing plants, so hat all milk
and cream for table use and all milk
and cream intended for butter, ice
cream, etc. could be pasteurizeG; bet
ter medical inspection Of schools
elimination of all o~uthouses, isolation
roorns at the detention hospital for
erys1pelas, patients with two CON
tagious diseases, such as d~iphtheria
and scarlet fever, ETC., and a municipal
slaughter house.
The bulletin also gives complete sta
tistics of the milk and meat inspection
and h summary of the work done by
the health inspector, q. Morgan.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
MYSTERIOUS CORRESPONDENT
"Lieut. Wagner" the Object of Much
journalistic Conjecture.

Lieut. the SpJeCL " "S
journalistic Conjecture.
Baltimore Sun: That is an extra
ordinary interesting suggestion con-
tanned in a dispatch from Vienna to
the effect that Lieutenant Wagner who
has been sending such a succession OF
newspaper beats from the Bulgarian
front is in reality Gear Ferdinand.
And it is not altogether unplausiole'
Quite possibly the car could serve MS
cause as well in the newspapers as on
the battlefield, and where he is inposl-
ton to produce q big scoop" q day., or
twice a day If he wants to, he is sure
of a world wide audience. Royal Jour
nalists are not without precedent in the
Balkans, for fighting king OF Mon
tenegro, it is known, has been Tor years
his own press agent,
Still, our final guess is that the lieu
tenant is a bona fide parsonage. The
European papers have been so descrlb-
ing him and it is hardly likely that
they would be fooled. Moreover, his
"stuff'' bears the imprint of truth and
his beats, in due course, are Verlleu
from other sources. If the car were
writing, it is probable that he would be
more concerned about advancing ms
cause than in giving correct accounts
in detail of the various movements Oh
the army.
Whoever he is, however, newspaper
men, particularly those who are fol-
lowing the Bulgarian army in the rear
are not onto his pull"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
CONGRESS-.

OF course the mere fact that CON
gress will pass appropriation bills ag-
g~regating a total of 81. 900, 00O, 900 is a
matter OF some moment. That is a
big sum of money even for a big gov
eminent. But If congress- would sim =
ply take care Of the supply bills. au-
thorize their payment and adjourn
without further ado about anything,
the country would be thankful.
It would not be so bad if the
American people we're not now con
fronted by the certainty of what
will probably be an irritating and
costly extra session. It is evil
dent that the democrats mean to
plunge into the tariff question
and it is perhaps just as we'll.
The country expected the democrats
to 90 to work or the tariff and the
sooner they get it revised the better.
But there is no reason why the pres
emf. session Of congress should be pro-
longed. There is no reason why men,
bers should take advantage of the
session to unload a lot of perfervid
political talk. The country has had
about all the political talk it needs.
What it van now is a certain amount
Of wholesome political peace.
If congress could be induced to take
q really rational view Of the present
conditions in America, the short ses-
sion would be unusually short. Con-
gresS would simply pass the supply
bills, keep quiet and adjourn at the
earliest possible date.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
COURT clubbing.

The press Of the country has been
discussing the iniquities and delays in
our trials, with a view of bringing
about such reforms as will tend to
assure speedy trials and guarantee
Justice.
= A few days since, there was a legal
hanging in Texas which took place on
the eighth anniversary Of the murder
er's crime. there having been seven
trials, seven convictions, and seven
reverssis.
All kinds Of bubbles and TECHNICAL
ties were employed to reverse the case,
but finally not even a fly speck could
be discovered, and the last conviction
had to stand.
The prisoner had become so annoyed
ever the long fight that he was moved
TO declare that he preferred to BE
hanged to death instead Of tried to
death"
AS all the blame for the delays can
not be put on the courts or the coun-
sci. it u be admitted that the fault
to some extent lies with the legal and
accepted rules of procedure, though il
may be admitted that the technicali-
ties and bubbles are sometimes too
seriously considered by some of the
trial judges.
A news dispatch a few days since
told # how Judge Carpenter quashed
the indictment against Armour & Co.
and Fred Oppenheimer under the meat
inspection act because the word
transport" in the indictment shout
have read shipped"
Here is where the useful techni-
cality got in its work in great shape,
demonstrating that while it might be
q violation to ship" it would not be
q violation to transport" and that a.
man might do one and dare not do
the other.
1t is said that the courts of Ok
aahoma do not countenance bubbles
and technicalities, but rely on the law,
good judgment and common sense,
always having in view equity
and justice. According to report a
technicality in the courts of Oklahoma.
gives a lawyer no advantage what
ever, as the judges are able to spot a
technicality placed in the record for
delay or undue advantage, and that
1t has no weight with them.
It would probably be wise if the
courts of the other states would follow
the practice of the courts in the infant
state Of Oklahoma. and avoid bubbles
and t~echnicalities, to the end that
speedy justice may come to all Iiti-
giants alike.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
HAIR STOPS FALLING, BANKRUPT
DlSAPPEARs--25 CENT "DANDERINE''
SAVE YOUR HAIR! HEAuTlFY TT INvieoRATE YooR SCALP
pANpERlNE GROWS HAIR AND WE CAN PROVE Y.

through your hair, taking one small
strand at q time. The effect is imme-
diate ana Advantageous hair will be
light. fluffy and wavy n have an
~appearance of abundance; an incom-
parable lustre, softness and luxurt-
ance. the beauty and shimn1er OF true
hair health,
Danderine from any drug store oil
toilet counter, and prove to yourself
fonight-now-that your hair is as
nretty and soft as any-that it has
been neglected or injured by careless
treatment-that's all. -Adyt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
AIways some Excuse.

Wliliam Jennings Bryan, on his last
VISIT to Philadelphia, said:
~ yes, they have no difiiculty iC
sApiainlng away the high cost of liv-
ing; NO difficulty whatever.
know a. woman who went to 4
lIulters to buy some apples the
liner day. The price of the apples
shocked her.
planned.
They're high, rna,am.' said the
salesman. with a Gallant smile be
cause they're so scarce.
BUT said the woman, i read in
Yesterday mornings paper that there
was such a bumper crop that the APP
pes s.ssrW We're rotting on the trees.
y salesman rubbed his hands. He
smiled more CALAMITY. than ever.
u, That's just 1t, madam, he said.
2 why they're scarce, of course.
uoesn = you see, to pick EN-. y
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
Well Known Rochester Citizen
Saved from Serious Trouble

/ have used your preparation
Swamp-Root with great success, and
for kidney and bladder trouble / have
never found anything to equal it.
have recommended 1t to a great many
people and have been dis
appointed as to results obtained from
its use, 1 feel it my duty to write
you this as it may be the mean of
persuading others to give this grand
remedy a trial.
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root saved me
from Bright's Disease and Dropsy in
1884, after the doctors said 1 could not
possibly live.
Yours very truly,
A. J. BROWN,
80 Pembroke st. Rochester, N. z.
State of New York U.s. ,
Personally appeared before me, this
21st day OF August, 1911, A. j. Brown,
who subscribed the above statement
and made oath hat the same is true
in substance and in fact.
Nelson e. Spencer.
Notary Public.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06

Try as YOU viii. after an application
Of Danderine, you cannot find a single
trace Of dandruff or a loose or falling
hair and your scalp will not itch. but
what will please you most, VIII pc
after a few weeks use, when you VIII
actually see new hair, fine and doWny
at first-yes--but really new hair
growing all over the scalp.
A little Danderine now will
lately double the beauty of your hair.
No difference how dull, faded, brittle
and scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw II
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
Damp Salt Before Rain.

Very few persons know that when
salt gets damp it is either because il
is too a the sea or because it is
going to rain. 1t is very hard to keep
there is so much moisture in the air
all the time; but in other places it is
usually a sign Of rain when the salt
gets damp.
Things that help themselves to the
water in the air are called "'deliques-
cent and salt is one of them. When
water is in the air in the form of gas
it sometimes becomes too plentiful FOR
is called precipitation" or rain. But
long before water vapor in the air is
heavy enough to fall in rain there is
enough OF it to spare to make salt
damp.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
reaching

Washington White was an aged hod
carrier. Laying down his paper one
evening, he said to his wife over his
spectacles:
Martha, 1 believe Ia make a preach
sermon"
The old man then stOod up to the
table and beloved out a vigorous dis
course on the ~wickedness OF the idol
aters of the orient,
His wife said at the end.
"A good enough sermon, Washington,
but you've told all about the sins OF
the foreigners n never a word about
the sins of the folks at home here"
"Ha, ha, ha, l understand prechin'
too well for that" laughed the willy old
man"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
YARNS OF THE DAY
ThanknriRinr Faith

The only time 1 ever believed in the
Tansmigration Of souls was one frosty
November afternoon on my Indians
farm"
The speaker was George AIDE, the
humorist. He continued;
1T was a day or two before Thanks
giving. The trees were bare. The
fields were a Tusset brown color. To.
ward me owe those russell fields strut
ted a very plump, very large, very
young turkey.
Then 1t was that an ardent belief
in h doctrine of metempsychosis
seized me.
You 1 said to the superb bird,
you are now a turkey. And you will
die tomorrow. But cheer up. Your
next TRANSPORTATION will be into the
body of a humorist not unknown to
fame"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
Knees Became Stiff
Five Years OF severe Raeunaatll

Five Years Of Severe rheumatism
The cure of Henry j. Goldstein, IA
Barton Street, Boston, Mass, is anoth-
er victory by Hoods Sarsaparilla.
This great medicine has succeeded in
many cases where others have utterly
failed. Mr.. GoIdstein says: "I suf-
kept me from business and caused ex-
cruciating pain. My knees would be-
come as stiff as steel. I tried many
medicines without relief, then took
Hoods Sarsaparilla, soon felt much
better, and now consider myself en-
tirely cured. / recommend Hoods
Get it today in usual liquid form or
c~hOcolated tablets called Sarsasaass
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-12-06
They Away, Hello EIdsrIv p.onl.

Foley Kidney Pills give just the help
elderly people need to tone and
strengthen their kidneys and bladder
and regulate their action. John Nc
Masters, Streator, ILL.,, says: II feel
better and stronger than / have for
many years, and Foley Kidney Pills
did it." Economy Drug Co.; Fargo
Drug Co. -Advt.