The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-01-01

there lis concert In the parIor. and
last night. when a little gir, sang.
men would you rather have, a grand
o,G baby or baby grnnd?" my eyes
, muGa up and thought of my own
niue ones at home The air out here
~ so rare and fine that the doctors have
! oraercd me 10 take thirty-two driuka
DAY. or course l kicked and told
mem that 1 was Oh tho wagon bur
thcy told me to lose a wheel II wanted
20 hVc. miss your SOLDERING infu-
ence and nil that. but tho liuuor nn+
mere isn't bad at all
That Little blonde.
Arc you curious TO hear about tho
ittic blonde stcnoIrapicr who writes
"h the typewriter without looking ,t
INC keys? She's peach She looks
Just like Gaby Dcslys. and would make
sven wife for L4rkin, and | .utc
W., o"ia ike to have a daughter.in-law
IKE mat In our home. But / FORGE.
we have no homo now Just tn cnrsro
hcr In limo of close harmony talk 7
'oio hcr yesterday that | had some
important letters TO write, and IN ort
strong dictated a bunch 10 my BANK
tH. ordered diamonds from New
d' lolh my bankers that ] would
draw on them next Tuesday for $4,000
ana then bought two railroads
thought that would hold her for a
While' and IL impressed her asked
the Game 81 she was out here far IN,
Same complaint as myself, ana Nisl,
'ttr eyes got watcry. and she said no.
mat her dear. good husband was dea,I'
didn't know he was sick" | Sail
as proceeded TO comfor, nor w.,
crank two bottles OF wine. ana she
wanted TO comfort me. She fried 1,
Sct me 10 80 10 the foreign fields. and
i"lu me that ought TO be free; that
- man OF my temperament couidn', c,a
Ii
'pPr.cihte the cSthctic and the a.th-
hhtlc In life, and who preferred IN,
ballot TO Zinc clothes Gee. noth,r
'ut she certainly did roau YOU. Rut
when she linda that never bought ma,
railroads. and the diamonds / guess
she think that she pluckcd lemon
In the garden OF Reno
+ ChnnEcd In u Might
=. - December as-I ala MT n,,si,
inns LITTER last night could not slo,n
y whole lot oil alliSators got loose In
my room. and stood tina, Tor a while.
ont whrn an elephant came IN and
k!ckcd because the hathtlb wa.n., ~.
enough. | had 10 Kick some ,nysciS
lheh out OF the ceiling n little door,
opened, and whole battalion ~ s,I
u'ef5 marched out and salu:cd me They
hr'd twcntN-onc guns The general
toid Hc he would give me twcnty-four
houFs 10 leave town tina, he would
- ~ 'iHN'hl ltotlCc on my cSCritolro.
put "hei woke up II wasn't there. so
guess the general changed his mind
But something has happened evident
~: when went in for lunch the wife
ot inc president OF the face powd.r
trust looked INC over with psir Of
eyeglasses she held on stil;s without
seeing mo, and tho blonde stcnoeranh.r
asked me 10 pay her Tor those fako
letters had dictated YESTERDAY add
ins WIN some sarcasm that of all the
pikcr" was tn. real pike. Then tho
hotei manager asked mo II could nay
my Dill ana my lawyer wanted a sec.
oha retainer. and the bartender told
me mat nc had orders not 10 serve
me any more drinks. I'm sick.
Nish Surrcnder,.
You and 1 have been mighty ro,d
pals Nish and you ought no, 10 let tbis
snHrasettc junk come between us ~,
DC IL from me to turn back but ~ vou,II
wire me. message paid. that you are
""rrS' mat you'll quit the suffracc,tc
ciuo' ana send me the price OF a ticket
may return home. Think 4, over. doll
ohpF' And Nish. If you send the ticket.
$3.50 scnd Pullman fare and money for
hcais. Kiss your fair hand YOU big
punch OF jonquils. My heart shall bea.
FASTER when get the money. but.
dear' don't miss the first train nv sion.
ping to write lot OF love.
WILLIAM RANDOLPH SKILLET.
Larkin Skillit said last night that
me money would go forward by wire
to-day.