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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
II Was His Mistake

Mr., Viewed (the week before his
birthday)-Good gracious. here are six
boxes of cheap cigars my wife has evi-
IDENTIFY bought me for present!
couldn't possibly smoke such vile
things. and still wouldn't like to hurt
her feelings Gy refusing I'll just sub.
stitute six boxes of my best Havanas
and throw these cheap ones away be-
fore she returns.
Mrs. Newed tthe day arter,- oh.
Tom. bought six boxes of cheap Ct
cars yesterday for my dear Uncle 10.
mas. the sea captain. who lives in
Wales. 1 have just posted them to
him They only cost me 5 shillines a
box, but I'm sure he won't be able to
tell them from good ones. Why, how
funny you look. dear. Are you ill.,
London Tit-Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Terrible STRAIN
RESULTED NOT AHISs
A Lenoir Lady, After Two Weeks
Grinding Labor, Feels
Better Than Ever.

lenoir, N. CO am not tired at all
and am stouter than | have ever BEEN
writes Mrs. Kate Waters, of I.enoir, N. c.
"alttough | have just finished two
weeks wash. lay nv strength t
Cardui, the wonan's tonic. have take
a lot OF it and | can never praise ii
enough for what it has done for me.
can never thank you enough for the ad
vice you gave me, to take Cardui, foI
since taking it look so we'll and an,
stout as mule
You are urged to take Cardui, that gen
tie, vegetable tonic. fec weak women. Is
use viii strengthen and build up your sys
tenn. relieve or prevent headache, back
ache and the ailments OF weak women.
1t will surely help you, as ithas helped
thousands OF others, in the past 50 years.
n. R-W5ss to: LADIES' Advisory Debt. chatts-
ioosa Medicine Co. Cha,tascs.a. Tenn for Srrc:c
+or Women" sent IL pain 1-cr, GA rsouest
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
What Ii Would Mean.

In secluded nook they sat. sur
rounded with palms. He had been
bTzzing softly for ten minutes.
but do you understand what il
would mean if I were to give you sucf
a beautiful solitaire ring?" he asked
softly.
She thought she did. but she wanted
to hear him say the blessed words
"W'hat?" she cooed.
at would mean that l should have
to wear old clothes for year and live
on free lunches
Then they returned to the reception
roOm.-Lippincott's
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
GUILTY CONSOLE nee
WARNS THE WICKED
Eight Couples Leave Theater
When Manager Sudden
ly Startles Them.

In front of a local five-cent theater
a man paced back and forth, keeping
his optics on the entrances and exits
of the theater. Once in while a
couple would emerge from the theater
and, the man, who appeared to be
standing watch, would stop, scrutinize
the couple closely and then resume
his watch in front of the theater. Fin
ally he stepped up to the entrance and
glanced into the theater.
Are you looking for some one, -
asked the girl in the small enclosure,
known as the ticket office.
Eyes, I'm looking for my wife," was
the answer. "She is in that theater
with another man, and believe me if
she don't come out I'm going in after
her"
The ticket seller became frightened
at the mans statement and his actions
and she informed the manager of the
theater of what he had said.
The manager fearing the unknown
man would start trough house" step
ped inside the theater and announced
that II married woman was in the
theater with another man it would be
best for her to leave, as her husband
was waiting for her outside. The man.
ager also suggested the couple leaving
by the side exit.
Eight couples arose and left the
theater.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
How to Iron Properly.

Cover For Ironing Board.-Instead
Of using a sheet on the ironing board
make fitted slip of unbleached mus
lin or Of the material used for -four
sacks. Leave the slip open at each
end and have it large enough to be
easily drawn ON or off.
TO Iron Fine Tucks..-From an old
linen tablecloth make pad about
twelve inches long apd six inches
wide and six or eight folds in thick
ness, stretch the tucks Of the waist tc
be ironed over this. tight side down
and when finished they will be
straight and stand out nicely.
For Cream Materials.-When rinsine
yellow and cream materials use clear
water. The addition Of hluing gives
thick gray appearance. This ap
plies to both WOOL and cotton. House
keeper
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Too Much Anpreciation

A biography of Huxley dwells on the
annoyance which he suffered from
bores. But the plague had it's funny
side. Huxley once wrote to friend:
II had letter from a fellow yester-
day morning who must be lunatic. to
the effect that he had been reading my
essays, thought l was the man to
spend a month with and was coming
down by the o'clock train attended
by his seven children and his mother
in-law!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Sousa.

here on41ing-a. nod afr mathes
Scusa and his band, who will be
here on the Both at the Gennett, were
three weeks making the sea voyage
from Australia to Victoria, B. c. in
the S. S. Makura. To relieve the
tedium of so long voyage the mem
bers originated a variety of pastimes,
one of which was an improvised
sketch portraying the peculiarities of
individual members of the organiza-
ture and ridicule, but every one took
what was handed to him with good
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Carl Morris.

Carl Morris, who appears in recital
Sunday afternoon, tomorrow, in the
Murray theater at three o'clock, is re-
garded as one of the rising young sing
ers of this country and has always
created a splendid impression when
he has appeared in New York. Seats
can be reserved at any time Saturday
to some time after ten o'clock this
evening at the Murray box office.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21


Miss Ethel McPhee, the charming
little soprano who is filling a week
end engag cement at the Murray this
week. was once in a beauty contest
conducted by one of the leading bet
roit journals, Miss McPhee being ad-
judged the prettiest girl in the state
OF Michigan.
This can readily be believed by the
patrons of the vaudeville theater who
have been delighted with her charm,
grace, sweet voice and beautiful face.
Miss McPhee says, laughingly. that
she had a lot of fun" out of this,
having heard from it as far away as
the Philippines.
Miss McPhee goes to New York
shortly TO begin an engagement with
a leading manager on the big time, II
and will no doubt meet with great sue.
cess.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

humor. even the first trombones play
er. who was given a neck as long as 4
CRATES, with a placard saying he
was to have IL in order to swallow the
brass slide" The baggage master was
represented as an elephant carrying
Black Patti: the violiniste as a blind
peddfer, etc. 1t was real fun and
made a hit
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

For a great
many years |
N~"e been gath
ering statistics
as to the effects
OF Peruna when
taken for Ca
tarrhal derange-
ments. | have
on hand thouS-
ands OF unSolic-
tied testimon-
ials from people
in all stations
OF life. who
claim that after
many years fu-
tile attemntS TO
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
How to Dry Rubber Boots

If rubber boots become wet on the
inside heat oats or coarse sand or
newspapers crumpled until they are
quite soft. Fill the boots with any of
these. Repeat if necessary. Wash the
dirt from the rubber overshoes with a
wet sponge and then rub dry. for 1t
will tend to rot them if left to dry on.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
How TO Extinouish Fire

TOW 70 EXtIh9uIsh TIFe.
Ordinary baking soda. either as 8
powder or dissolved in little water
will put out a small fire Immediately
1t forms gas--carbon dioxide-whict
smothers the fame. A small handful
In a cup of water or by itself is nearl!
always sufficient.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

lated on their venture and success is
wished for them by Post C members.
John B. Hegger not having had any
time to take his bridal trip is now 60
ing to take a three days lay off, 60
ing to Indianapolis to the State Insur-
ance meeting held at the Dennison on
Tuesday and Wednesday. His new
wife will accompany him as John is
too young to travel alone.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Defunet, Automatically.

$50 poor Dinny is a dead man."
''Oi didn't say that. Oh tould you he
was half kilt from a blast in the
quarry"
"Well, an wasn't he half kilt only
last month fallin' down an elevator?
How many halves has he got to be
?'-Boston Transcript.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Didn't Have to Be.

New Suburbanite-I suppose this is
Pasteurized milk. my friend? Village
Milkman (witheringly) - Not SOS We
kin taste it, l reckon, mister. In fact,
I'll hand We five dollar note if We
kin prove any Nv my cows wuz ever
bit by q mad Clog.-Puck.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Attention Sir Knights.

You are requested to as
eemble at the asylum, Mon
day, Sept. %, at l 80 p. m, to
attend the funeral of Sir
Knight Abner B. Hahn.
Burial at Earlham Cemetery.
HI. c. Keelor, E. c.
Geo. r. Williams, Cap. Gen.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Quite the Other Way.

"Does your wife 60 to services to
see what other women wear?"
mo" replied Mr.. Cumrox. I'VE are
now sufficiently prosperous for her to
go in order to let other women see
what she wears."-Washingt Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Recc,IrceSIyj

One idea of resourceful woman is
one who can stand her family skeleton
In a corner of the parlor and make
folks believe it is bric-a -brac-Galves
ton News
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

If you knew OF the real value of
Chamberlain Liniment FOR lame back,
soreness of the muscles, sprains and
rheumatic pains, you would never
wish to be without it. For sale by all
dealers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
A Good Third.

"You admit that You are not first in
her affections. yet yo9 seem cheerful"
'-Oh. / can't expect TO compete with
the pug dog and the rubber plant
Washington Herald.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
WOMAN'S MOST
SUCCESSFUL
MEDICINE
Known All Over The World
known Only For The
Good 1t Has Done.

We know of no other medicine which
As been so successful in relieving the
offering of women, or received so many
enuine testimonials, as has Lydia E.
Hnkham's Vegetable Compound.
In nearly every community you will
nd women who have been restored to
ealth by this famous medicine. Almost
very woman you meet knows of the
feat good it has been doing among
differing women for the past 80 years.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
lass, are files containing hundreds of
housands of letters from women seek
lg health, in which many openly state
yer their own signatures that they have
egained their health by taking Lydia
! Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
bany of whom state that it has saved
hem from surgical operations.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
bund is made from roots and. herbs,
hd is perfectly harmless.
The reason why it Is so successful is
ecause it contains ingredients which act
trectly upon the female organism, re-
boring it to healthy and normal activity.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
Gennett Theater,

Sept. 16-Bernhardt in Camille,
motion pictures.
Sept 30.-Sousa's band
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
T. p. A..
Notes
BY w. II. Q.
The weather is cooler and headquar-
tiers have taken on new life.

The new curtains are purchased,
the carpet covering for the card room
is ornered and on the way, the por-
tiers have been cleaned, the radiators
have a new coat of paint, and as soon
as the committees report on paper is
heard the rooms will be speedily put
in condition for winter activities.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
AmuSementS
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.
Murray Theater,

Murray Theater.
Vaudeville--Matin and Night
Sept. 22-Carl Morris.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

Next Saturday night is regular
meeting night and a good attendance
should be had. Several questions con-
corning the welfare of the post
should be brought up for discussion by
the members.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

The Board of Directors are due for
a meeting tonight.
Mr.. Chairman, S. T. Lebo, the wealth
er has cooled" and there is no rea-
sonable excuse for you and your COM
mittee not getting out and give few
eligibles we have in Richmond a
chance to join the splendid T. P. A.
organization.
B. H. Marsh, of Winston-Salem, n.
c., National Chairman of the Press
committee, comes out in the Septem-
Der T. P. A. magazine urging the
State chairmen to get busy and have
the newspapers publish some T. P. A.
news. His reparks shot clear over
Indiana for Ryan needs no prodding.
BY the way Ryan, if you say so, .''us
subs" will put on our sportin' toys,
write up page in our respective pa
pers and send a copy of each publica-
ton over to Mr.. Marsh and show him
Indiana Post Chairmen are very much
alive. Come again Brother Marsh,
We are glad to see you on the job.
The next national convention will
be held in Richmond, Va, the week
of June 8, 1913. The headquarters Will
be the jefferson Hotel. No doubt this
will be one of the most interesting
and enjoyable conventions of recent
years.
Hotels in Missouri recently receiv-
ed resolutions from the State Board of
Health abolishing the common drink
ing cup, the roller towel, and the pub
lie comb and brush.-T. P. A. News.
1t would be we'll for the Indiana
State Board of Health to set up and
take notice.
Boost, and the world boosts with you,
Knock and you're on the shelf,
For the world gets sick of one who'll
kick,
And wishes he'd kick himself.
Boost when the sun is shining,
Boost when it starts to rain.
If you happen to fall, don't lie there
and bawl
But get up and boost again.
Boost for your own advancement,
Boost for the things sublime,
For the chap that's found on the top
most round
Is the booster every time
What travelling man has not board
ed train on hot summer day, with
the cinders and dust flying, gotten in
to the girl car" feeling it was better
than the smoker and found nice hot
dusty plush seat to set in, such a balm
to his warm condition. This may be
remedied in time for a fight is going
on in Louisiana, lead by the T. P. A to
compel the railroad companies to put
linen covers on their plush seats. May
the Louisiana Division succeed.
1t is not the business of this column
| to advertise business, but Richmond
taxi service and the opening up of ad-
ditional eating places will be appreci-
ated by Richmond travelling men and
travelling men coming to Richmond.
From the comfortable appearance of
the Arlington hotel, it's spacious writ
ing room, big leather chairs, fine res
taurant just opened up, and other
strictly first class equipment, Ben Hill
and John Lontz, two of Post C's
staunch members are to be congratu-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
The MURRAY,

October 4-Inness band.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

The Board of Directors are due for
a meeting tonight
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

w ON en- who are
offering from those
lstressing ills pecu-
br to tn cir sex
hould not lose sight
! these facts or
eubt the ability of
rdia E. Pinkham's
egetable Compound
Eestore theirhealth.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21

Mr.. Chairman, S. T. Lebo, the wealth
er has cooled" and there is no rea-
sonable excuse for you and your COM
mittee not getting out and give few
eligibles we have in Richmond a
chance to join the splendid T. P. A.
organization.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-21
The Storekeeper

Must be pleasant and
courteous to hold trade.
He can't be bright and
smart if he is untitled
by headache. Don't
let headaches impair
vour r1sefulnass.
The Washington times., 1912-11-29
Lecture on Moon.

Henry White will lecture before the
Washington Secular League Sunday af-
tstpoon q o'clock in the PythiAn Tenn.
piel He Win present the latest conclus.
Ions Of science on the subject OF the
NOON. ~ y - ..F t.f".,t
The Washington times., 1912-11-29
"SHoP EARLY" PLEA
TO FEDERAL CLERKS
Consumer League Will Pass
Letters at Depart.
ments.

The consumers League Of Washing
ton. which 10 q branch Of the National
Consumers League. will distribute an
open letter tomorrow to all Government
employees Oh they Isavs their offices.
asking thst they DO their Christmas
shopping early.
The Cpnsumsrg League was organ
issd hsss . year aso with Mrs. Harvey
w. Wiley % brssident. The object ID
to better conditions Of workers and ia
take an intelligent and humane interes,
In the conditions under which articles
bought ara manufactured and sold.
Among those who vii! distribute the
:s 'I.r tG%csroEH assS ri Hspvey
Ethel Chase. Miss Constance Leupp
Mr.. w. q. stuart. Miss Barbara Kauf.
mann, Miss Mabel 0randin. Miss Rebec.
&c Rose. Mrs. Harvey Jester. Mrs.
6eorge Gould Linoo!n, Mr.: William
Hiii. Miss Marjorie Smith. Miss Jsar 1
Margaret Nils and Miss Edith Totten
The Washington times., 1912-11-29
Clears Stuffed Up Head
and Catarrh Disappears
Breathe the Healing Air Of the Eucalyptus Forests Of
Australia and Quickly Get Rid Of C. arb. .

Hyomei Will banish catarrh II you will
Dreatne II few times q day. Il 10 the
pie that can penetrate into every nook.
corner. fold. or crevices Of tho mucous
membrane and destroy the microbes.
HYoNEi 10 sQueesed from the green
leaves 81 the Eucalyptus trees OF inland
ana combined with Listerian antisepticS.
breathe this mighty germ destroyins
Ar; an air more healing than that 81
the pine.covered Adirondacks. =
Notice how quickly that stuffed.up
head clears: keep at II a few days and
your suffering and hawking and dr.
The Washington times., 1912-11-29
PHILIPPINE CITY
IS BADLY DAMAGED
BY HEAVY TYPR0ON
Tacloban, Capital Of Leyte,
Almost Completely De-
stroyed BY Storm.

TaclobGn, Q city Of 1900. capital Of
the province Of Leyte. Philippine
Islands, was almost entirely destroyed
with great loss Of life By . typhoon
which swept the visayas, November Is.
according to q cabiegram received By
tho Bureau Of IKspiar Affairs today
from Governor oenseai Forbes.
The governor general at once dis.
patched shiploat Of food and mate
Rails for repair to the stricken city.
" IL possible that the American Red
Cross will send . contribution toward
relief II further dispatches are re-
ceived indicating that money can be
used advantaSoousiy.
The cableSfam reads:
'Teieeraphic communication to the
south interrupted BY typhoon. which
crossed the visayas. November Is. Be-
lated advises just received here that
Tacloban very badly injured. Three
foiirths Of town destroyed; all other
houses damaged. and many lives re.
[ported lost. , Cspis reports worst storm,
in it, history. With many Losses" &
Taoloban 10 the outlet for . largs
'hemp-growing district. Capts. the other
city injured BY . storm. 10 the capital
Of the province OF that name. ID
on the north coast of Panay. and has Q
pppulstioa Of 1000. II Z. the terminal
lot the railroad crossing tho island from
lloifo. and "ig an important sugar port.
The extremely destructive typhoon Of
October Is traced . path just south Of
the typhoon Of which report was re.
No report was received at the Blu.
reAu Of Ins(lar Affairs beyond the briei
telegram from Governor 0eAerAl TofSUo
90 fav, - known. mllltayy ,6Arrnclgs OF
other amy stations and .eapipment
were not damaSed. 49,.
The Washington times., 1912-11-29
Shannon &LUCHS
PURCHASE BUILDING
As An INVESTMENT
H Street Property Is Ac-
quired for Sum in Excess
of'$25,0 900.

shannon 4 Luchs havs purchased. -
their own investment. the four-story
once So s,s ~ 49," ~ "os." ".
s. tne c" ILL., "s I "a
S o vp" sa
pure hased from 10y -: nos'tsn: tSonysc
S ~ ieet on Ill, q s'fees ana runs osek
It 10 not the intsntion q the purchas-
ess 70 maze , ny Is,"eosst pSvo ~.
meM On He pISpsS sno ney N.Y.
formulated no dennlsS plans Tor me ~.
VIZ DuS ..e h,,s,r..H ' ssS a .s sn.
rSss,s- ~ n,ssss ,hc tr"nssct,on iwncr.
tant. ,.,s. 40 os..S , ..
0ys 1essoenSs sno Ssoss'
Parker H. Sweet has bought the
The Washington times., 1912-11-29
MOTOR DRIVE IS
INSTALLED UPON
HAND.PLATE PRESS
Bureau Of Engraving and
Printing Employees, Are Saw.
ed IS Per Cent Of. Labor.

To save employees Of the Bureau Of
Engraving and Printing . per cent Of
their physical effort, J. 2. Ralph, chief
Of the department. has installed motor
driven hand plate press, which,. with
later alterations, will be the standard
machine for printing faces Of currency.
Two hundred and seventy Of these
labor-savers will be put In at : cost Of
around $40 each, after they have been
perfected by Mr.. Sticknsy. Of tho me-
chanical department. r.-.,
The Secretary Of the Treasury has In
dorsed the installation Of these motor
driven. presses under the compromise
act secured BY Mr.. Ralph in the last
sNting Of Congress. which says: "Tht
Secretary Of the Treasury may In his
IN. sD 1ls oa 3. D
b operated In the. Bureau Of Printing
and Engraving. but such presses. Il
equipped with motors. shall BE- regarded
= hs e. ,rs presses within the mean
hand plate presses win not eliminate
any Of the present workmen. Organised
labor opposed the use OF motor.driven
presses. but the compromise effected
by Mr., Ralph permitted the printing
power presses and the uae Of motor
driven hand plate presses for face work.
At present. there 10 . severe strain
upon the employees from pulling the
hand presses. but the motor apparatus
merly eliminates the pull" amounting
to s. per cent Of the total labor. without
decreasing the number Of employees.
Mr. Ralph looks upon the new ma.
chine, "a . remarkable invention, ths
use Of which will be decidedly bensficial
TO the compromise IN the iAst Congress-
and accepts the present machine ~ ,en
sdvsntaGe rather than q hindrance "a
the cause Of the workingman. #.
The Washington times., 1912-11-29

charge Of obnoxious mucus will cease
entirely. Then continue until every
germ 10 destroyed: until. the soreness
pssred. HYoxEi Il guaranteed for o'c ~ !.
tarrh. coughs, coids, sore throat, Group,
back. Complete outfit which includes
inhaler, can be obtained for 800 at
James O'Donnells and druggists every
where.
To break up cold in head or chest in
few minutes, pour q scant teaspoonful
Of HYOMEI Into e bowl Of boiling
and breathe the vspor until blessed re-
lief comes In few minutes.
The Washington times., 1912-11-29
HIBBS WILL LEAVE
HOSPITAL TOMORROW
Well-Known Broker Has Almost
Recovered Prom Operation for
Appendicitis.

Having almost completely regained
his health. William b. Hibbs. one Of
the best known brokers and financiers
In Washington. tomorrow will leave
Homeopathic Hospital. and his associ-
ates Of tho Stock Exchange expect to
see him back "in the harness" carly
next week.
Mr.. Hibbs. was operated upon for
cOvery has been rapid.