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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A Connecticut couple who have
been married seventy-seven years de-
clare that a cross word has never
passed between them. Before long 1t
may be necessary to provide veteran
membership In the Ananias club
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06
The Ugly Brute.

See that measuring worm crawl
ing up my skirt?'' cried Mrs. Bjenks.
That's a sign I'm going to have a
new dress =
We'll, let him make 1t for you,
growled Mr.. Bjenks And while he's
about it, have him send hookworm
to do you up the back. I'm tired OF
the Job"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

They are going to establish a school
for umpires In Boston. Exactly what
the instruction will be is not plain,
but 1t will probably be more con-
vincjng than that conveyed from the
bieachers by objurgations and pop
bottles.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

1.-THE mirror has done more to ad-
vance the human race than any other
invention" says scientist. Which
may be accounted for in the fact that
people seldom talk when they are look.
ang In mirrors
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06
Doctor Afraid of Surgeon.

New York.-Dr. Samuel Short, one
of the most famous physicians in New
York, died rather than permit a fell
low surgeon to amputate his leg in
which blood poisoning had been dis
covered after he had stepped on
rusty nail.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

1t is calculated by Prof. John Boslel
that the world is at least 100000
years old. That is long enough for its
debts to be outlawed
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

That story Of man who preferred
death to leaving Chicago inspired
Immediately curiosity to learn to
what fearfsa place they intended TAX
ing him.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A Los Angeles society host Is going
to give a submarine ball. OF course,
the queen of the occasion will be 9
diving belle.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Several University OF Minnesota
students are taking lessons In the
lumber trade. They are ambitious to
become lumberjacks.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Burglars stole s26 worth Of perfum-
cry and $50 worth of candy. No
wonder Prof. Smaller Matthews says
the world is being feminized.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A hen near Tarrytown, N. z, laid
an egg In snowdrift. She probably
knew that the cold storage men would
get 1t, anyway.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A Philadelphia man claims that he
knows how to live on one dollar
week. Only weaklings will wish to dis.
cover his secret.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Cinnamon propose now that they
have got rid of their pigtails and the
Manchus to wear such clothes as
white men wear. We hope they will
refrain from calling them pants
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

The Brooklyn church that keeps
burglar alarms on its poor boxes"
may have more or less faith in hu.
manity. but 1t is taking no chances.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A calamity bowler tells us that
woman is twice as expensive now as
she was seven years ago. but prob
ably she is worth 1t.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A man who died of pneumonia was
found to have silver spoon in his
stomach, although he was not born
with one in his mouth
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Wolves and bears kill very few PEG.
pie in this country nowadays, but the
deadly railroad frog gathers them IN
right along.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

The Denver Times has discovered
that sauerkraut promotes longevity.
Probably 1t does kill all the germs
I'm the house while it is being cooked.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

We are Informed that the price OF
STRAW hats will be raised next sum-
sner, but what's the use of borrowing
trouble?
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

/ Eve'o'body must have noticed tha'
the 2usather began to moderate as
soon al Arizona came into the Union.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A waiter has stopped a woman ifohl
smoking in public. Gave her Up
probably.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Possibly the preacher who said that
girl should not be courted more
than six hours week has had expert
ence with daughters. and gas bills.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Professional oyster openers never
find a pearl, but 1t is cold Gay "neD
amateurs do not
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A scientist says man should
walk on all fours. So he does when
he Is searching for the elusive collp
button.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

A burglar In New York has invent
ed a burglar alarm, which seems
very unprofessional thing to do.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Enlightened women believe the de-
cision that "woman's work Is never
done" to be unconstitutional.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Railroad trains should never ioise'
that 1t Is their prime duty 70 Stay "
the track.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

BY correcting the calendar emma
misses new year this time, but II ~
happy In having a new birthday.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06
No Time Specified.

No Time Specified.
Two beautifully dressed Womes
were parting with q hnger-tip hand
shake.
You must come and see me. Won't
you come and see me some timeys.
asked one. with just the faintest tings
Of eagerness.
Eyes, ] will come and see you L
will come and see you some time
echoed the other, with not the faint
est tinge of eagerness, and with glat
cial. acetic acid smile.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Now that another German wafsnip
has been launched Britain WILL nAs0
ito hurry and launch two.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Doing Is the great fning. For
resolutely, people do what IS right, Il
time they come to like doing 4. Rus,
T.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Let the thaw do its worst the ICE
crop is safe.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

If you are poorer than your rels
lions it is easy for you to dodge then
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06
sphinx Eye" Is Epiden In the Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief

But It takes a woman to keep q
secret she doesn't know.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Manchu princes saved their PEN
sions but not their faces
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

steeple mats are to be worn THIS
spring.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

. ITCH. ITCH relieved In 80 minutes Dg
Woolford's Sanitar.- Lotion. AT DruggsA
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Probably No Exception.
Zones has invented an airship. "a
s'Then it's bound to be a success.
why so?''
"All his other schemes have gone
up"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

no DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP Tile sYgTE llas
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESs
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every po,s
form, and the most eTectuaI form. Bor gfoNFs
people and children, SO cents.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-04-06

Many q man can't afford to dress
well because his wife does.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-07-12
ANDET KAPITEL.
Den aldste Son i Bonamyfamilien.

Faderens ,Nayne" var ugaaet Hundene',
som man sagde i Landsbyen. Han var lastefuld
fra Dreng af. Mango PENCE og mango Birkeris
blew ~forgaves brugt for at %indprente ham den la
tinske Grammatik imod hans Willie.
Han blew sendt bort til en- Kostskole, men
den Opdragelse, han fix der, gjorde kun Sagerne
verre.
Da endeig Oberst Bonamy oph9rte at sende
ham Penge for at tvinge ham til at bestille noget,
foretrak han at leve paa andre Menneskers Be
kostning og blev en- Spillegast j Ny Orleans, som
ret var ct Sodoma den Henseende.
Efter at han havde skudt en- af sine Kamme-
rater ct Slagsmaal, sejlede han til Brasilien, og
man hprte aldrig mere fra ham. Den neste SON,
en- lovende Dreng, d9de som Barn. Man kunde
nesten sige, at hele den gamle Mands Karlighed
og I1rgerrighed samlede sig ON Mark. Hele hans
Familiestolthed og allie hans Planer gjaldt ham.
Da Drengen voksede op, gledede han sig we'd
hos ham at opdage de udmerkede Talegaver, som
han selv m~anglede. Han var Wis paa, at han we'd
Hjelp af sin egen Lovkundskab og kloge Tndsigt
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-07-12
TREBLE KAPITEL.
,,Hertugen at Orleans

Lidt for Klokken fire kom ,Hertugen af Or
leans" styrende uden ON Pynten. bet var ct at
de saakaldte ,Sydskibe". Postskibene var ale
letbyggede og forholdsvis hurtigsejlende HUI
baadene og de smaa gammeldags Tresk9jter var
endnu lettere. Men ,,Sydbaaden' var svert byg-
get, dybtgaaende og langsomt i Vendingerne. Den
havde ct Buldogansigt, naar man saa den f@orfra,
og ignede EN- Elefant sine hojtidelige langsomme
Bev@gelser, naar man saa den fra Siden. Hjulene
syntes at standse for liver halv Omdreining.
,Sydbaadens'' Rejser foragtede allie Timepla-
ner. Den sejlede, naar den var ferdig og stand.
sede saa tidt og saa lenge, som Diet var dens
L~ejlighed.
Ankomsten af ct SIKH fra Ny Orleans paa
denne It'd var en- hel Begivenhed. bet var kun
undtagesesvis, at der var Wand nok for de dybt-
gaaende Skibe ovenfor Ohiovandfalden i Okto-
Der Manned.
Da nu Skibet yirkelig var kommen udenom
Pynten, saa var Diet en- stor Skuffelse for Folk
nede paa Demningen, at Mark og Roxy endnu
like var at Sc. De skulde maaske mares for den
Forestilling og kom like til at Sc
Roxys Taarer og alt Diet andet underholdende,
som de havde Ret til at vente.
Hr. Adams gik urolig frem og tilbage og var
bange, han vidste like selv hvorfor. Twonnet
saa ogsaa OPP ad Fargegade, men ~forgeves.
Mutter Tartrums Dreng, Zeb, var ~frygtelig
ivrig for at udfinde, hvad der var Vejen. Havne-
fogdens lille bruno Humid slentrede omkring pas
en- Made, der viste, hvor tydeligt ogsaa den felte,
at der skulde cores noget.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-07-12


Mistanke, der tjente som spore for hendes fromme
Beslutning, straks at REESE til Texas.
Faryelm9det var bekendtgjort til den sidste
S0ndag, Mark skulde yare i Luzerne. Men L9r-
dag Morgen skrumlede Haz Kirtleys 0lvogn op
foran Oberst Bonamys Dor. 0lmanden kaldte
Mark nd og f%ortalte ham, at Havnefogden ige
hayde hort fra ,,Hertugen',. Den laa til we'd War
saw i Aftes og tog hundrede Fade Whisky ind,
og den Wide vere her omtrent Klokken fire i
Eftermiddag.
Altsaa MATTE Farvelm9det opgives. Haz
skulde komme XII. 2 og kSre Bagagen ned.
Nancy havde like varet / Stand til at gore
noget for at holde Mark tilbage. bet var hende
umuligt at traffe ham, da han stadig undgik hen
de, og hun var forfardelig angst for at treffe
sammen med Obersten. Men da hun til sidst hgr-
tie, at Mark skulde REESE, besluttede hun dog Diet
mindste at havne sin saarede Forfnngelighed.
Hun puttede T~estamentet og Signetet sin Lomme
'og tog Plads paa Havnebeddingen we'd Middags-
It'd. Mar ale de nysgerrige og allie M~edlemmerne
af Observation-Disclosures var samlet dernede for
at hyde Broder Bonamy Farvel, saa Wide hun tale
og fremvise sine Beviser og paa denne Made SEN
de den vammelige Adamt6s vak med en- stor
Humlebi Hatten. Og Time efter Time gik hun
OPP og ned ad Haynedemningen og ventede efter
,,Hertugen af Orleans.
Den ufortr9dne Oberst Bonamy havde like
visit sin sadvanlige Selvbeherskelse we'd dette sit
Nederlag. Maaske var Diet ,fordi Diet var det mar-
keligste og NEST fortvivlede Nederlag, han havde
opleyet. Maaske en- begyndende Nervesvakkelse
en- gradeyis ~Slappelse af Hjernen hos en-
Mand, der var over treds, og hyis Liv havde vgret
%uendeigt anstrengende og anspandende for
Aandsevnerne, var medyirkende dertil. I ethvert
Tilfalde table han nu al sin Selvbeherskelse, og
hvad mere var, sin Sands for Diet passende. Han
skeldte I'D, ia rasede til sidst baade mod Mark
og Roxy.
Efter at have sagt Farvel til lane og Aman-
da vendte Roxy sig ON imod Mark, som blew mere
rolig, jo mere hans Fader tog paa Vel. Marks
Forstand blew altid klarere og hans Willie mere
bestemt / Pr6vens Time. Han tog fuldstendig
rolig Asked med sine S6stre og gk I'D af D6ren
uden saa meget som at Sc til sin Fader.
Den vrede Oberst havde befalet at spande
fra Vognen, saa der like var andet at gore for
de unge Folk end at gaa ned til Landingspladsen-
uFarvel, Fader Bonamy'', sagde Roxy, idet
hun sorgmodigt vendte Ansigtet ON imod ham, ds
hun gik I'D ad D9ren.
Den gamle Mand vendte sig ON. Roxy kunde
like sige, ON Diet var hans Hensigt at tale karligt
eller vredt. Han sagde kun Roxy" og kom hen
imod hende.
Mark, som kendte sin Faders Haardnakket-
he'd, sk9lvede we'd Tanker ON ct eller andet nyt
Angreb. Wilde han maaske sige mere ON Kirt-
|leysagen. Men idet han rakte Haanden I'D mod
Roxy, vaklede han. Mark sprang hen til ham,
men Diet var for sent. Han faldt saa lang han var
ON paa Gulvet uden Beyidsthed. Mark bar ham
Seng og Roxy stod b9jet over ham med en- be-
%brejdende F6lelse af, at Diet var hendes Skyld, alt
han laa der.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1912-10-03
The adjustment of the Of

IS. The adjustment of the Of
fee of school treasurer, the county
treasurer being authorized to pay all
warrants On the school funds. That
the school funds draw interest the
same as other funds.
IS. All school elections be held
on the same day in March, and that
all school boards organize on the
same day.
II. The extension of industrial
education in the schools.
IS. The extension Of the COM
munity center idea.
10. That the school funds shall
consist of a school house fund and
a general fund.
20. A complete recodification of
the school laws.
p. accommodations: of the
committee on high schools were
adopted as follows: (Applicable to
small high schools especially
That the Department Of Pubic
Instruction define and classify high
schools.
/. Amount of work school ought
to do and character of work done.
,, A minimum number of teachers
for a definite amount of work.
3. Minimum requirements as to
qualifications for high school
teachers.
4. Requirements as to building
and equipment.
%. The passage Of law safe
guarding all nominations and cleo
lions pertaining to school matters.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1912-10-03
Notice of Probating Will.
RI All Whom it Nav Concern:

To All Whom it May Concern:
You are hereby notified that there
is now on file in the office of the
Clerk of the District Court of Iowa,
in and for Decatur county, an instru-
ment in writing, purporting to be the
last will and testament of Martha
Angie Sears, late of said county, de-
ceased, and that 10 o'clock a. m. of
the 29th day of October, 1912, has
been fixed for the probate of said
will, at which time you can appear
at the Court House in said county
and show cause, if any there be, why
said Will should not be admitted to
probate.
In witness whereof, I have here
unto set my hand and affixed the
seal of said court at Leon, Iowa, this
18th day of Sept, 1912.
J. L. MENDENHALL,
Sgt Clerk of District Court
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1912-10-03
What You Have Been Looking For.

Mertol White Liniment is prep
aration that gives universal salts
faction in every instance where a
pain Killer and healer is needed
We do not believe you could get
better liniment at any price. STEM
pei & Cherrington, exclusive agents.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1912-10-03

+ u * + Il Il
A thoroughbred Jersey Bull :
S of the best of qualities will stand
* the season of 1912 at the G. w.
* Recder pasture in west Leon.
4 Service fee $3.50 at the gate.
4 See Harry Marvin.
X
Arizona republican., 1912-01-24
GIANTS SIGN ANOTHER
 SMALL TOWN TW|RLER
Silly luby of Connecticut League Goes to New Yorkers-Hss
 Good Reputation.

NEW YORK. Jan. 23.-Thc Giants have signed William C. Luby. a young outfieIdcr with slugging rep citation. Bill" Luby. as he is known in Connecticut baseball circles, halls
 from the same state as Colby Jack | Coombs of the Athletics He is built "r the same proportions as the Man from Maine Of the Athletics. being
 well over six feet tall. Luby has ambitions to shine in the Giants out
 field next season. but is also willing
 [" try for q pitching berth if Me Graw should decide he would be more valuable as d .hurlcr He has experience in both branches of the service
 Luby is d 300 clouter and has a faculty of delivering his drives while teammates are camping on the trails. He managed the Northampton team of the Connecticut league last season until that team went t. smash. Later he joined the Haver- hill. New England league. team. He hit over 300 in both places, hitting .321 in forty-six games with North ampton and .307 for fifty games with HavcrhiIi
 In 1910 Luby played on the Me ridcn (Conn) team. Ed Walsh was a member of the 1902 Meriden squad and liked the town so we'll that he has been making it his home ever since. Thief amous spitball king and the president of the Meridon club were in town last week and dropped into Secretary O'Bricns office Both mcn gave O'Bricn glowing accounts of the youngsters ability and, though he had been recommended to the club before that, he was rendered contract largely on WalShs rccom- mendatiOn
Arizona republican., 1912-01-24
NATL LEAGUE
 SLOW CROWD
So Says Tyrus Raymond Cobb Tiger Bat Wonder Would Like Just One Season Against National Pitchers.

DETROIT. Mich. Jan 23.-Ty Cobb does not agree with National league baseball writers who say the Detroit star would not have been able to reach the foo mark in hitting if he had batted against National League pitching last season. The baseball writers pointed to the differ once in the batting averages of the American and National league play CTS and made the claim that better Titching was the cause
 That kind of stuff makes me laugh" was Cobb's comment Every time I hear that old gag about better pitching in the National league I am sorry d ball player is not given a chance to play in both organizations
 'I wish l could play just one sea son in the National league when at my best to show the fans of the olG organization that their pitchers are not better and probably not as good as those of the American.
 They say I couldn't hit .320 against the pitching of men like AL eNander, Fucker. Marquard. Adams, Brown. Suggs. Moore and other classy National league twirlers.
 How about hitting 420 against such great slab artists as Johnson Ss Walsh. Bender. Coombs. Ford. Gregg, Wood. Mullin. Plank and other Amer ican league stars. eh?
 "I consider the American league faster in every department of the game than the National. and thinl, if l were playing in the older league would hit even harder"
Arizona republican., 1912-01-24
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
FRANK THOMAS. City Recorder.

Estate of Anna Tait, Deceased
 Notice is hereby given by the under signed executor of the will of Anna Tait deceased to the creditors and all persons having claims against the said deceased or against the community of Fred Tait and Anna Tait to exhibit them with the necessary vouchers within ten months after the first pub- lication of this notice to the under signed eXecutor at his residence two miles east of Phoenix on the Tempe Road in Maricopa County, Arizona, the same being the place for the transac- ton of the business of said estate ip the County of Maricopa.
 FRED TAFT, Executor of the will of Anna Tait. deceased.
 Dated January 10. 1912.
Arizona republican., 1912-01-24

offense. upon conviction thereof, be punished by fine not exceeding Two Hundred (s200) Dollars or be impriG- cned in the City Jail for a term not exceeding one Hundred days or be both fined pr imprisoned. and. upon conviction for d second (2nd) offcnse have his. or her. their or its license revoked
 Section :. The Common Council of the City of Phoenix may at any time revoke any license granted un- der the provisions of this Ordinance to be heard and shall be given at least on CD weeks notice of hearing Section s. All ordinances and parts of ordinances in conflict with the provisions of this Ordinance ars here bv repealed
 Section Q This Ordinance takes effect and shall be in force from and after its passage and publication as required by law
 Passed by the Common Council of Phoenix this 18th day of January 1912.
 Approved this 18th day of January 1912
 LLOYD B. CHRISTY
 Mayor. Attest:
 FRANK THOMAS.
 City Recorder.
Arizona republican., 1912-01-24
BASEBALL FOR
 JOHNNY BULL?
St. Louis Man Says He Will Try to Introduce Game to Our English Cousins This Season.-They Will Like It.

ST. LOUIS. Jn. 23.-Thcre is every
 indication that baseball will soon be played on large scale in Great Britain and that the citizens of John Bulls island will be as enthusiastic over the great American game as they are at present over cricket, if the plans of several capitalists in England materidlize, according t1 Charles C. Spink of this city, who set sail from New York on the steamship F'anconia for trip through the Mediterranean sea to re- turn to London to discuss the future of baseball in England with ambi- tious Englishmen. Mir Spink is the publisher of the Sporting News. the great baseball weekly. and has been prominently identified with baseball for the past twenty-five years
 Last May he made trip to Eng
 land in response to requests ot look over the prospects for forming baseball league. At that time he dis cusscd the introduction of baseball into Great Britain and suggestions were made on how the game could be introduced with success. Mir Spink has recently received letters in which these promoters state that they have selected sites and they are willing to go ahead and form teams. bat they are not SD certain 1T heD rand of ball which the Eng hshmcn are capable of putting up will cause sufficient interest to make the project pay.
 At the present time baseball is played on very limited scale in
 England. Yankee sailors drop off occasionally and give an exhibition.
 but the youngsters of King Georges domain have not taken to it readily Alr. Spink states that it will first bc necessary to establish baseball diamonds for the free use of the general working classes as well as young men and boys. and make ar rarScments for the sale of gloves. tats. balls. etc. at as low d price as possible. This. hc believes. will stimulate the interest and cause the game to first take a strong foot hold in popularity. which will uIti- mately end in the creation of al base
 ball league in England