The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-03

nat make out rim tn pa-apcrs tn
day afthcr Fiction Willum shrolled
e into III White House with his hat on
TN side IL his head. scratched u match
On IN wall. an lit n scc-ear. We'll.
we'll says Tiddy, Srnsptn' him be tn
hand II was a gloryous victhry. I
'ake 1t as a pcrs'nal compliment he
says Thank yc,' says Willum. I
think ye'rc right An doesn't 1t show
that tn people ar-re sound Mt III core
whin they can turin fr!m the ravin'.
" noisy dimmysogues an illct man
" quiet life an iudicyal iimpramint,
he says. like myself he says.
Did sc SEQ tn returns frin Bara-
boo! lie says. Twas me letter TO ledge
Virgins that done that, ne says i have
NJ doHbt' says Tiddy, putin tn pa-aper
"eight on tn window sill, where he
,:rdaen', reach it aisiiy, have no
ioubt in infloonc.d mlnuy votes In
"hat dye call tn name " tn placer
"araboo? funny name. ha, ha. he
says. 'But outside ~ Bnraboo | sup
pose tn hearts " TN people was stirred
oy III idec tina; We woulI so on with
mo policies, say Tiddy. Maybe yc'ree
light says Willum, but doubt IL pco-
ole have more thin a gtnral idec about
policies It's Tn man they vote fr.
BE tn way. what possessed ye liver
2 TO put that sofa in tn corner? I'll pull
1t over near Tn window. That's better.
Well, | must be goin', an m not be
back TIL tn foorth " March l hope
IL won't put sc out too much II be-
Gin movin' few things IN on tn hrst
iv Janooary. Well. good by, Thay-
dore.' ne says. .Good-by WiIurn
HATCH says Teddy.
! We'll, tn months rolled ty. or tn
+ wurruid rolled through thin. an II
tcurth ~ March arrived. III team
was dhrawn up in front If IN Nht.
iouse an Tiddy was settin In tn
carredgc. Out comes Wllum an sayg
&c to tn dhriver: Thomas. dhrive to
IN Capitol I tild hm where to
icm. I think It's as we'll he shud get
used TO tn voice ~ tn new boss says
lie. They're my horses f'r fifteen
minyits more. Judge, says Tiddy. I
think IN have tn of wan fired fr that
<plint, Colonel says Willum. So they.
"int up Plnnsylvanya avnoo. Tlddy
not sayin' much an Willum nummin' a
tune unconscious Nv his danger An
Willum took tn oath ~ office an be-
came prisidint Nv tn United States
Thin they whit back again to tn
White House. On tn way back says VIII
i'm: Don't we find yeersjlf crowded on
this seat? Wuddcn't ye be moro com
Portable settin' In 'front.' he says. %.
well. nivcr mind ! can put up with it
il ye can. Where were ye durin tn
performance? says he. was close
hy.' says Tiddy. 'Ye done pretty Well
considhern ye're not usej to such hon.
ors.' he says. All. says Wlllum, .
modest man is niver affected be honors.
he says. Besides. I'll do betther mex
time. Colonel Yell be moro at yeer
aise. says Tiddy. 'Ye won't have tn
same sense II responsibility he says.
! 'Whin they got to tn White House
Willum says: Yell como inside fr
minyit, won't yo? Thars right. Col
onel. James. bring bottle ~ that
sherry wine an some iv thin good see
gars stint up this mornin Colonel
RosenfclL l bet sc niver tasted any
/ thing like this in yeer life. How dye
like tn looks if tn place? We haven't
done much to change 1t. TIL painters
didn't get in till five ininyits past -.
They were late. Me idec 1s TO make tn
house homelike. l intini to change tn
pa-aper on this room to a light pink.
/ think be tearin's down a partition
! We can improve this part Nv tn house.
! It always seemed very stuffy TO me.
! VEIL well. let's sill down fr FIVE MIN
tits cha,. I can't make II amy long
AZ than that ] have an appointment
9th Joo Cannon an he michn't want
sec We here. He's a Erun oil ia-ad.
'iow dye like goin' back to private
life? hwy ye escapln' tn cares an
pmults ~ Office an rcturnin' to that
Ittlo simple red twostory house on
Long Island where ye can be alone.
'lappy man, comm in ivry mornin' to
write yeer little piece FIR tn
pa-aper under a nlce man like
Lyman Abbott They say he'a good
TO tn help. haven't told ye. but
I've subscribed to tn Outlook don't
care fr frivilous lithrachoor, but l in
tind to r-read ivry wurrud yo write
an follow yecr TtJdr Roca1-
felt took up a poker frim tn fireplace,
F., looked at 1t attintively, thin put 1t
down an walked rieolutcly away firm
1t. suppose h. says, that a hand
made prisidint like yeersilf wudden't
have time to go on with our CONVERSE
ton " last summer about policies an
Cabinet appin tmiuts an tn loike ~