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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
E. J. Roberts. D. D. S.
DENTISTRY i.
TELEPHONE CALL 6u-w.
. g STATE or MAINE.

Kennebec s.. supreme judicial Court
in EQUITY. iils @sht 8sstt
c. L.. Andrews VS.. G. and II. Company.
To the Honorable Justice of the Supreme
G. l.. Andrews of Augusta in the Coun-
ty of9Kennebec and State of Maine, COM
plains against c. and II. Company, and
i. The plaintiff is Clerk of said @. &
II. Company. (which is a. corporation or.
ganized under the laws Of the state Of
Maine and having its principal place OF
business at Augusta aforesaid.
2 That at a meeting of hegstockhold-
ers of said Company, duly and legally
November, 1912 at said Augusta. at
which all the outstanding stock OF SAID
corporation was legally represented. y
3 That said corporation has no exist
ing liabilities and no assets requiring
W W S1i'iSH'1.iloRE PLAINTIFF PRAYs.
/. That said corporation may be dis
That such notice of these proceed
c. L. ANDREWS.
Philbrook and Andrews, I1t
PITTS. Solicitors.
STATE OF MAINE.
Kennebec, SIS. Oct Z. 1912.
Then personally appeared the above
named c. L. Andrews and made oath
that the statements by HIM above sub
scribed are true, except as to such state
ments as are stated to be on information
and belief. and that as to them he be-
leves them to be true. a4s
Before me,
ROSA S. BUZzELL,
Com'r to Arm'r. Oaths, etc
STATE OF MAINE.
Kennebec, ss. Supreme Judicial Court
in Equity.
c, L. Andrews VS.. @. and III, Company.
on the foregoing bill
IT Is ORDERED, That a hearing
thereon be had at the Court House ia
Augusta Maine, on Saturday, the sew
enth day of December, 1912, at 1000 A. NJ.
and that notice thereof be given the said
defendant corporation by publishing an
attested copy of this bill land order of
court thereon once a week for three
weeks successfully insthe Kennebec Jour
nal. newspaper published at Augusta,
Maine.
Oct q 1912. A. M. SPEAR.
Justice S. j. Court.
A true copy,
ATTEST.
NELLIE p. RACKLIFF. Dep. Clerk.
nov9satSt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
FREE ILLUSTRATED BOOK TELLS

about over 81, 600 protected positions In
q. S. service. More than 10000 vacancies
every year. There is big chance here
for you. sure and generous pay, lifetime
employment. Easy to get Just ask for
booklet CASA. No obligation Earl Hop
kins. Washington, ID. G.. nov2-9-16- % 800
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
c MONEY WRITING SONGS.

Hundreds of dollars have been made by
successful writers. We pay so per cent
of profits if successful. Send us your
original Poems, Songs or Melodies today,
or write for Free Particulars. Dugdale
Co., Dept 436, Washington, D. c.
nova H. an Il ec7s
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16

WANTED FOR U. 8. ARMY-ABLE
bodied unmarried men between ages of
ii and IS: citizens of United States, of
FOOD character and temperate habits,
us can speak. read and write the Eng
usil language. For informatio apply
20 Recruiting Ofdcer, Portland. Bangor.
az Lewiston. Me. septl0dtodec3l
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS, TO-DAY.

For Sale-Pigs.
Wanted-Work
Wanted-Woman.
For Sale-Horses.
Wanted-Saiesman
For sale-Gockerels
For Sale-Homestead.
TO let-UpstairS rent.
Wanted-Woman or girl.
To Let-Furnished room.
Wanted-Position as janitor.
Wanted-Girl for housework.
For sale-Coon and skunk dog.
Wanted--Woma for homework.
Wanted-Man to travel in Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
THE HAWK EYE TREE pRoTEc.

tor will at cost of two cents protect
for years your trees from MICE rabbits
and borers. Sample of material sent free
Elm Brook Farm Co., Augusta, Me.
nov1td2ts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
We WILL PAY ANY MAN $500
AGENTs-AsK US ABOUT OUR
WE HAVE AN OPENING FOR A
BUSINESS CHANCES.

CANADA WANTS MANUFACTURE
ers, capitalists. and live men Win.
nipeg City offers greatest combined
money making advantages. Business
facts free. Write Chas. II. Roland, Com
missioner. Winnipeg, Canada. novl6dlt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16

100 LIB. BROWN HORSE, SOUND
and safe for anyone to drive. Stands
without hitching. Two 140c-lb. mares,
sound and good workers. j. NJ Nichols,
Cor. Child and Center streets. Telephone
397R oct2Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
RUBBER STAMPS, ETC.

ONE LINE STAMPS, PLAIN, 15c.
Plain, with handle. 20c.: cushion handle,
Csc. Mail orders filled. T. & p. Stamp
Co., IS Capitol street. Augusta, Maine
oc21dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
Fl II. P. OHIO

MAcHINERY--oNE Fl n. p. OHIO
gasolene engine and / Is II. ?. Ohio
gasolene engine. both engines being in
good working order, suitable for saving
lumber also l Chapman Bolter nearly
new; 1S-in. Josiah Ross planer in first
class order; Champion dog and L Green
Mountain dog, l No. / Roch ester blower;
also secondhand pulleys, etc Prices
right. John E. Church, Augusta, Maine.
Tel. 3lI-4. nov7d2w.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16

MEN AND WOMEN 70 DEMON
state the best selling articles ever Of
f6red Call after r. n. or address /.
q. Shirk, 1so Main st, Augusta, Me.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
wANTEp-MEN AND WOMEN TO

sell our Christmas goods; make splendid
gifts for men, women, children. Sell on
sight. Large profits Experience I'M
necessary. We show you how. Ad-
dress Quaker Knit. 5000 Chestnut St.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16

A LARGE PAIR OF HORSES SUIT
able for numbering Will sell low If at
a very early day. Inquire Avenue Farm,
or Geo. E. Macomber. nov1dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
MEN WANTED TO LEARN TO

drive and repair automobiles. Mechani-
cal Garage and Road training. Write
for particulars and photos of instruction
department. Maine Auto Co., 456 Fore
st, Portland. Me. oct19d1mos
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
MAN-INTERvIEW BUSINESS AND

professional men. exper1ence unneees-
sary. Neat appearance and good COM
mon sense essential. 5000 weekly as
sured Address Corporation, 24S Okn
Bldg. Newark. N. j. novl6dltg
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
4 TRUSTWORTHY. MlppLE AGED

man would Ike a position as janitor.
Capable as to other work. Can give
best references. Address, by mail only,
Il. c., journal Once novl6d3tE
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
FIVE PASSENGER TOURING CAR,

Iath machlne, shingIe machine and join
ter Acme feed grinder, 10 II. r station
airy gasolene engine. Geo. A. Hackett
Bowdoinham, Me- Tel16-6.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
CARDS, NOTICES, ETC.

MRS. JULIA A. BARKER, LOWER
State ST., Medium. Readings daily.
Readings by mail. First stop below Au-
gusta-car barn, take Gardiner car. All
readings 81. Appointments received for
private or public circles. oct17d1mo-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16

10 LABOR MEN WANTED BY THE
day or month A few more to cut cord
wood. Long job right in city. Tel. 272Y
s. ID. Blaisdell, Jas Sewall. nov4dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
sALEsMAN-cAPAELE SPECIALITY

man for Maine Staple line of new and
exceptional terms Attractive commits.
sion contract for balance of year and
1913, with $500 weekly for expenses.
Miles +. Bixler Co., Cleveland, Ohio.
nov16dlt%
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
LEAVE YOUR ORDERS FOR NEW

Home and Whites Sewing machine, also
for piano tuning, at Blanchard's music
store, % Silver street, Waterville. Tel.
1l4-1 Res. 513-2 dec22dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
HOUSE OF FIVE ROOMS AT NO.
ONE DWELLING IN COOP REpAIR

furnace and bath room. Located near
State House. would be suitable for TAX
ing legislative dodgers. Inquire Augusta
Reai Estate Association. novl3dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16

WatorviiIe. Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-16
WANTED-MALE HELP.
Experienced W dsIllen
aq4a9 AT ONCE
ELAINE s. VILES
Augusta Trust Co. Bldg, Augusta, Me.
oct25dtf

BE A TEcTiVE-EARN $3.50 TO
$500 per month; travel over world. Stamp
for particulars. National Detective
Agency. Dept 326 Chicago. novl6dlt'
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

Many persons feel offended be-
cause their comings ana golngs are
not mentl ned while those of others
are, aud wonder hat the matter
can be Explanation of the matter
is that every community has some
people who support a paper and
some people who do not. The for
mer give the impression that they
are not opposed to news being cir
culated, while the latter give the
impression that their acts are OF a
class that cannot bear publicity 8,
and they register their objections to
the existence OF PAPER by with
holding their support. and an edl
tor has hesitancy about mention
ing, favorably, person who tries
TO prevent the existence Of a paper
in which an item could be published
Then oftimes items concerning the
most loyal Subscribers escape the
most watchtul reporter,
The likes and di likes of an editor
have nothing 10 do with 1t and the
editor, not more than human, know :
that the success of his journal de-.
ponds on his fairness and impsr;ial-
lty to those who furnish the funds
1t is the best way always when a
notice is desired to mention it to a
representative of the paper, or com
m"oicate through the post-oflice.
No one feels worse about any seem
ing neglect or partial performance
of duty than the editor.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25
Drives OH a Terror.

The chief executioner of death in
the winter and Spring months is
pneumonia. Its advance agents are
colds and grip. In any attack by one
of these maladies no time should be
lost in taking the best medicine
obtainable to drive it off. Countless
thousands have found this to be
DR. Kings New Discovery. my husband
believes it has kept him from having
pneumonia three or four times writes
Mrs. Geo. w. Place, Jacksonville, Vt. 3,
and for coughs, colds and Group we
have meyer found its equal" Guarran-
teed for all bronchial affections. Price
3oc and 81. Trial bottle free at the
Bloss Drug Store, Ceredo, and r. New
Williams Kenova.
ADVERTISEMENT
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25
He Laughed Till He Died

Taylors burg, Ohio.-Abe Skinner. the
village pessimist laughed himself to
death from reading Bif the Great
American Magazine of Fun which is
making greater strides than any other
magazine before the American public
today. 1t is "A magazine that will keep
the whole family in good humor. The
staff of BiH contains the greatest art
lists caricaturists, critics and editors on
the continent tits highly illustrated
and printed in many colors 1t will keep
the whole family cheerful the year
round. You can afford to spend SOC a
year to do this Send this clipping and
SOC today to The Biff Publishing Co.
Dayton, Ohio, for one years subscrip,
ton.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25
The Everyday Common
People.

There is too little said, in these
days of exploitation of bio business
schemes and large social functions,
OF the average work.day man, the
man who by dInt of long years of
economy on small wages has sue.
ceeded In getting a home for his
family, and who each year by pa
tent effort adds some much-needed
convenience to his small property
that saves his wife and children
from wearing toll and d:udgery. He
Is generally an uuobstrusive person,
who does not frequent the corner
grocery, but who may be found of
an evening smoking a quiet pipe on
his own doorstep, or perhaps helps
ing do the chores for an invalid
neighbor or assisting in doctoring a
widows sick COW.
Nobody singles him out in a
crowd as person of distinction, or
refers to him except as Jim" or
"Charlie" or Bob" He stands
back at the reception to the new
preacher, and would be surprised
and nervous if asked to pass the
contribution box at the Sunday
morning service; but you always find
him ready with his church assess
ment, and when the parscn moves
10 an adjoining circuit he is on hand
TO help load the wagons and wra p
up the children for the 10 rney, and
his CHEEKY goodbye helps to heart
en- the waytarers. lie does not shine
much In social way, but you al
ways find him ready to help dig the
grave of a neighbor, and after the
funeral is over ne will be found
among those who feed the stock and
put things III shape at the home
where the "iiow is busy with her
grief and the children are awestruck
and silent. He says little but hi
bandclasp i warm and sincere.
He rarely carries a torch i'm biz
political parades, but he votes quiet
ly and generally right,-always
right IL he thoroughly understands
the question at issue. And you can
depend upon 1t that he will be at
your back when other men revile
YOU and say mean things about YOU
f1l.e y. lie is the mainstay of our
national life and at once the deter
mined upholder and supporter Of all
that Is best In our social system. In
the rural districts he Il mostly the
small landhOlder or renter, but
whether owner or renter, he believes
in God, loves his family and re-
sPects his neighbor. lie is one of
the common people," whom Lln>
coin said "God surely loved or be
would not have made SO many. -
Tx.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25
GiftszGifts-Gifts.

Meerschaum Pipes, 81 so TO kS.OO
Bier Pipes, Isl 90 to $500. y
Hand Bags, 81 90 TO So 90. y,
Bill Book, SOC 70 $3.50.
Manicure Sets, s 90 to $500.
Toilet Sets, Sl.OO TO sl2 90.
Toilet Waters, Bottle, 25c to 81. so
w 1termau's Fountain Pens, $3.50
to $500.
Fine Perfume, Bottle, 25c to 81 90.
Wild & Boette, druggists, Flor.
entine Hotel corner, Huntington,
w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

TURKEYS persistence in the hopes
less fight appears to be due to the
fact that the management of the war
has drifted largely tito the lands of
local politicians in Constantinople.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25
Ligb thing.

The fire insurance companies rep
resented by T. 7. McDoug4l insure
against lightning, whether fire en-
sues or not Lightning Is liable 10
damage your property any day
duriug the summer months. Get
policy today. IF.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25
Famous STAGE Beauties

Look with horror on Skin Eruption.
Blotches Sores or Pimples They don
have them nor will any one, who uses
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. 1t glorifes
the face. Eczema or Salt Rbeum
vanish before it, 1t cures sore lips.
hands, chilblains heals burns.
cuts and bruises Unequaled for piles.
Only 2jc at the Bloss Drug Store, Ceredo.
and X. Ney Williams KenOva,
(Advertisement)
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

lT is thought that President elect
Wilson Will knock into a cooked
hat" as Wilson once said about
Bryan, President Taft's order plac,
ing fourth class postmasters under
the civil service.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

UNITED STATES consular reports
announce that elephants are becom-
ing cheaper. Yet the careful man
will not lay in his winter supply of
elephants without making further
inquiry.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

No cabinet slate maker seems duly
impressed with the opportunities for
evolving brilliant currency and
finance theories that Mr.. Bryan
would enjoy as secretary of the
treasury.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

~ it is all the same TO New York
the rest Of the country would be
pleased to have the next news sen.
sation from that center Of interest
relate to something other than muir
der and robbery.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

HOWEVER, Danville, ILL.,, will feel
that it attains additional honor when
the Hon. Joseph G. Cannon re-
sumes his residence along with hi~
ever interesting and pungent con
veTsation, there.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

If Senator Gore of Oklahoma i
selected to be floor leader of the
Democrats of the senate there NAV
be an instance of the physically
blind leading the other kind if the
party does not behave itself.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

TnE woman who gave a waiter
In Baltimore a twenty-five dollar
tip will suggest the desirability Of a
movement in that city to secure any
suifragette conventions that may be
held.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

Local agents needing superior INSURANCE sup
plies for their Office or Customers should cor
respond with the RoUGH Nor ~ COMPANY, In
dianapolis, publishers Of RoUGH NorEs. the
leading Insurance journal of the West, and
ether publications
Yours trhly, He. MARTIN,
r.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

FOOTBALL Coach Haughton of
Harvard receives SO, 600 year.
Wonder if be condescends to asso
ciate with the 81, 900 professors?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

SEVENTEEN names have been
given to royal Austrian infant. 1t
is expected that he will use them IN
lnstallments.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

MAN Is gifted with superior IN
telligence. For instance, teaching
him to drink is much easier than
instructing a calf in the same pro-
cess.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

CHINA took seventy-,wo hours to
celebrate its independence day.
There is hope that it used up its
total supply OF fire-crackers and will
have none to export.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

MEANWHILE the friends of the
next national administration hope
that Speaker Clark will curb so far
as possible his genius for putting HIS
foot on it..
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

Gov. COLE BLEAsE Of South Car
olina speaks of the constitution as
disrespectfuIly as though he were a
corporation attorney.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

The New York society woman
who wears watch on her dancing
slipper does it go that she can keep
time.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

WISE "highbrow" wants to teach
wives how TO spend money. Might
as we'll teach dog how to bark or
a duck to swim.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

j. =. MORGAN, it is announced,
owns the original manuscript of
Dickens GA Christmas Carol. "
Shades of the last Mr.. Scrooge.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

If you are in the limelight, and
hold the worlds attention, just call
on Uncle Andy, and he'll give you
pension.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

APPARENTLY Greece desires that
the portion of Turkey left in Europe
be small enough for the Greeks to
manage easily.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

lF Andy Carnegie can't be happy
without pensioning former pres
idents, he might Dig up Prof. Dlaz
and Clip Castro and put them on the
eligible list.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

WHETHER or not the English
language is used in grand opera, the
American dollar will continue to be
one of its chief inspirations.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

THANKS to Mrs. Hetty Greens
simple ideas of life, there is no dan.
ger that her custom of chewing an
onion will become a society fad.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

THOMAS JEFFERsoN's well known
fondness for the violin Is in dlpper
Of further complicating the Discus
sion Of bis rights TO veneratibn bv
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

SPEAKING of foreign past for
Col. Bryan, have we established dip
Iomatic relations yet with the South
Pole?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

MAYBE Mr.. Bryan could be in
duced to accept the portfolio of
Santa Claus in the international cab
met.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

THERE is reason to believe that
San Francisco is to have a perfectly
normal exposition. Anyway, It's
managers are already lndulging IN
clashes.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

a WAR correspondent. anxious to
cover the entire field is naturally
annoyed by the long jump from the
Balkans to Mexico.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

WE energetic Americans are per-
haps the only people who would
think OF enjoying toothpick and a
cigar at the same time.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

IT is welcome news that oil has
been discovered near the Panama
canal, as it will be handy to pour if
the waters should become troubled.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

II is unfortunate that one croo ked
cooper" attracts more attention
than the thousands of faithful and
honorable police officers on duty.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

If Colonel Roosevelt were pres.
ident we should see about this Balk.
an business at once.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

a DOLLAR fine for a wink at a
police magistrate helps to refute the
general belief that justice Is blind
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

Tue Maryland darky who shot
off his toe while aiming at a rabbit
evidently put salt on the tail before
shooting.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

BESIDES, an old cx-president
could get job on the lecture plat.
form if it came to a question of
necessity.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

FRED SNoDGRAss ought to play
football instead of baseball-maybe
ne could hold football If he caught
il.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25
up the SUI picion that he
= I'm union musician.

AN Egyptian papyrus 1000 years
old that has just been presented 20
the British museum is 1913 feet long.
1t must have been a Sunday edition
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

The gentleman who are now
learnedly suggesting plans for dis
posing of Bryan are the same who
sat meekly by last summer and
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

New YORK is crusading against
church bells. The unfamiliar ring
no doubt frightens the natives.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

IT may be that Gov. Blease's
heart i III the right place. But he
needs a book of synonyms
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

Now the great American Satur-
day night Is safe. The bathtub
trust is dissolved.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

FIFTY red-haired girls acted as
sponsors at the launching of a steam.
boat at Philadelphia. This demon
stration Of It's dre-proof qualities
should reassure the travelling public.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

WHEN the Turkish war is over
the eSspaper experts will tell us
how 1t should have been fought.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

WHOM one cannot knock into
cooked hat one may appoint as
his secretary of state.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

PRESENTLY the Turks will begin
to think they are not wanted in
Europe.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

OCCASIONALLY a candidate fails to
discover which side of the fence e
is on till he falls off
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1912-12-25

THERE is suspicion that Europe
ls less concerned over peace than she
is over the pieces,