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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1912-02-15
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1912-02-15

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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1912-02-15


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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-05-01
THE MAN WHO sHIRks IN YOUTH MUST
WORK HARD IN OLD AGE.

Ordinarily SUCCESSFUL prefer to work YOUTH.
Most of the to har
TEX the of youth
takes THEM while they
They do
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of
that VICTORY doe
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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-05-01
How Pat Scored on the President,

once when Stuyvesant Fish was
president of the Illinois Central rail
road he was sitting in his office look
ing over the reports. The door opened
to admit an Irishman clad in Jump
ers, who, without removing his hat or
taking his pipe out of his mouth.
blurted out: "Oi want pass to st.
Louis"
President Fish looked up in a mild
surprise and inquired WHO are
you?"
"oi am Pat Casey, switchman in
yer yards here"
Thinking to teach the man a lesson
in politencss President Fish said:
Well Pat, | will not say that Will
refuse your request, but there are Ger
tain forms of etiquette that men
should observe in asking a favor. You
should knock on the door, and when
Didden to enter YOU should remove
your hat and take your pipe out OF
Your mouth as YOU come i'm. Then
YOU should say: Are YOU President
Fish? and | would reply: Yes. sir;
who are YOU and what can | do for
YOU? Then YOU would reply: Il am
Pat Casey, a switchman i'm the Illi-
hoiS Central yards, and | came to ask
you for a pass to St Louis Now. Pat.
you go out and come back in a little
while and 500 If Vpu pn,'t do , l;,.I.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-05-01

Poor appetite is sure sign of i'm
paired digestion a few Joscs of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets Will strengthen your digestion
and improve your appetite. Thousands
have been benefited by taking these
tablets Sold by all dealers.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-05-01
CITY SCHOOLS HONOR ROLL
- :, -. Y II s.tt.E I Z e. slsAE Z -

- Vii oSllOuLS HUNK KOLL x
S-srs s. SEryg%r - gtt.y.s , +,-s.44ssg g,sAai.
The Honor Roll this year consists
of names of pupils who have made not
less than % on Department, 90 on At
tendance and 30 on Scholarship. To
fail on either one the pupils name
does not appear on the roll.
The following is the roll for the
eighth school month:
First Grade, Miss Emily Meng, teach
er-William Vance Albright, Doran
Bramlett, Arhur Boyd, Richard
Counts, William Dunlap, Jack Miller,
Houston Roper, Martin league, Marion
Blackwell Louise Cromer May Belle
Garrett, Nell Jones, Eula May Martin,
Margaret Nichols, Sarah Eliza Swy-
CERT, Grace Taylor, Grace Young.
Second Grade, Miss florence Brown.
teacher-Jack Bagwell, Fred Bishop.
Frank Colwell, Ebert Copeland, Maxcy
Richter, Beatrice BabE, Eula Burns.
Aisle Boyd Buby Dent, Lee Ora Hun
ter, Margaret Lake, Nancy Meng,
Eleanor Miller, Rosa MCGOWAN, Mary
Owings Frances Todd Emmie Lou
washington.
Third Grade Miss Ella Roland.
teacher-fIora Bennett, Marion Bolt,
Natherihe Bolt Sarah Dunlap, Rosa
Gray, Caroline Rankin. Gladys Roper,
Emmic Sullivan, Ruth Thompson, Lee
watson Thomas Barksdalc, Lucius
burns Monteith Cain. William Gray,
COY Reid' Laurence Thompson.
four'h Grade Miss Elizabeth Bar
he'' toacher-MaY Blackwell, viii
nam LAKE CharIes Hughes, Robert
|N'Keh' NaOeII Garrett Anna Sullivan,
ES'eIle Maf'ih' Nash Philpot Orion
N'ci'o'S' ROBERT McNuen' Corrie stone.
hoEd Kay Lawson Juanita Wilkes, y.
d. M"uuch' hehhle Mccall Tom Day
ehPorI LOIS IayIor' William lluching
SOIL he"'Flce OaidWeIl.
ruin GRADE MISS Dorcas Gaines,
'eachef-J' + CaIdwell, James Dunlap,
Il'"'E FRANKS John liudgens, Robert
,'"O''' ON h''u' GAVIN Ieasu"'
n'"ce basWe'l' Annie Barksdale,
Marina barNSdale' Emma Barton Mil
ur'u counts tarIan Crews, Laura
r-li'lIE Dla'' Martina FRANKS, Kathleen
M'oe", Lo'" McPhaiI' Bernicc Mcne,
Lena kountree, Margaret Wright, Hat
''' N"'Soh' porFIS Aouhs'
9'N'h "r"oe' MISS Annie Davis,
l@"ch't-l hornweIl Dunlap McCord
N'"''es'H' 9'FIckler RANKIN Truman
r,oI'er 'h"r'eS thompson Belle
pu''lS' Margaret D!aI' ReDecca Lake,
virginia oulliVan' DAISY Belle ToIIi-
son, EI'|aDeth Young.
SlNth Grade, Miss Laura Cromcr,
leac''er-Leoha Adams lnez Nichols,
->oI" ->io''olS' amy "oih'
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-05-01
FAMILY HAIR DRESSING.

Benefits the Hair of Men, Women and
Children.
Get bottle of delightful, refreshing
PARTISAN SAGE madam, and have
everybody in the house use II regularly
It's fine for children as well as grown
ups and Laurens Drug Co. guarantees
PARlSIAN SAGE to drive awaya dan
drum, stop falling hair or itching
scalp, or money back. Large bottle
so cents.
Il think PARTISAN SAGE is good
as hair grower. 1t is good to rid
the hair OF dandruff and stop the hair
from falling out 1t is beautifier
as well as a scalp cleaner. intend
to keep it in the house. know II
helped my head,"-Hanna Harkness.
Marashalltown, Oowa.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-05-01

Old Hickory Porch Furniture will
last longer, is more comfortable. and
looks better than anything you can
use on your porch. We are showing
a complete line and would be glad for
you to look through
s. NJ. e r. Il. Wilkes G. Co.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
LODIBURG

Go to Alexander's big White Sale at
Irvington.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28

foot, at the home Of DR.. Chas. Light.
foot
Mullane Keisker, of Louisville, and
his sister, Mrs. Everetis Barnum and
little daughter, Fay of Columbus, Ohio
are at Orange Park, Florida, 10 spend
several weeks.
VIM. NJ. Hensley, who is in Florida
writes: Please send the News to St.
Augustine, Florida, care of The Florida,
Six inches of snow at Ashville, N. c.,
We started next day for st. Augustine.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. M. Midlothian, Miss
Minnie Hoyle and Miss Sarah Haynes
and little Rebecca Brashesr Younger, OF
West Point, leave this week for St Pc
tersburg, Fla to spend several weeks.
II. V. Duncan was the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. Wheeler Sunday at Hardin
Grove, Ind where he went to see his
daughter and granddaughter, Mrs.
Dan Duncan aud baby, Eupice Wheeler
Duncan.
am agent 70, Easy Way" washing
machine, have teste it In my own home
aud it is grand, does away with all rub
bling, saves time, labor and clothes.
Price only 5000. For particulars call on,
w. II. Creenwell, Cloverport, KY.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28

OF the Floating Show Boats which plies
this river. We struck up a conversation
in regard 10 old time steamboating.
when he said: swell do remember nv
first impression of Cloverport. was cub
pilot on the old Reindeer and we ran
out OF coal just above Stephensport. We
landed in to a drift rack and cut wood
so as to get to Cloverport where they
made oil ont of coal. We did not know
anything about the oil coal but took on
several tons of the coal. Well, the fl e.
man just went 10 shovelipg the coal into
the furnace and the first thing we knew
everything got hot, the safety valves be-
gan to blow off, and the smoke stack
began to get fiery red. Down on the
lower deck everything was in confusion.
When the Captain joined the upper deck
he shouted to us in the pilot house:
Hey Bill, hold her In the middle of the
river, We can't shut the fac off. and the
only thing to keep the boilers from
blowing up is to run the steam out
Head her for New Orleans and cut all
the points,"
Wilbur Hannah writes all the way
from Chicago for more river news. A
wonderful fascination has that stream
for the boys who have wsded In and
swan FROM shore to shore.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
n = m Louisville Evening Post
XX iii and Breckenridge News
YOsVV one year S. so.
Particular Speech,

Particular Speech.
My dear. do you love me stillT'
Il still love YOU. and | suppose
MID love you still II I ever saw you
rat way Baltimore American.
History Is indeed little more than
he register OF the crimes. follies and
lIsfortunes Of mankind. -Gibbon.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
HARDINSBURG

Edward w. Beard, colored, for sever
al years principal of the colored school,
here, died Friday morning of tuberculo'
sis. He had just completed his term.
He was an active church and school
worker. man whose efforts were for
the lettering Of his people.
A number of our citizens attended
the burial at Freedom of Alexander
West, who had died at the Shelbyville
Masonic Home for the aged. He was
more than eighty years of age, well
known here through his connection
and his long time OF residing in and
near Hardinsburg. For five years he
had been an inmate of the Home at
Shelbyville.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
WANTED MORE ACTION.
And the lioness Kindly Obliged the
Motion Picture Hunters.

And the lioness Kindly Obliged the
Motion Picture Hunters.
Paul }. Rainey writes in the Outing
Magazine:
1.-The lioness was a picture to watch.
She kept turning up her lip and growl-
ing savageiy and once or twice made
as II TO charge. This lasted four or
he wanted more action and told one Of
his camera boys to throw stone at
her. The boy threw the stone. and We
also got the action. She watched the
stone roll past her and then, without
even looking back and without warn
ing whatsoever. she charged straight
in.
Never before In my life have seen
anything come so fast. 1t was all over
in the twinkling OF an eye. II seem
ed to me that when she first started
she had her eye directly on me. but
caught sight Of the camera two or
three yards TO my left and charged
straight for that. | shot her full In
the chest when she had come probably
fifteen yards. but without any appar-
ent effect. She came on with her low.
quick glide until she was within If
teen feet from the camera. when she
arose to strike II with her paw.
think Hemment. almost up to this
time. had been turning the crank. but
now he convulsively pulled the cam
era over on 10 himself for protection.
ut was terrible moment. 1 knew
she would have him before ] could get
another cartridge INTO my gun. but
had not reckoned on BLACK. who was
sitting on the ground at my right. and
just as she was about to strike he shot
her over the left eye with his .470.
The rate at which she was travelling
carried her TO within six feet of the
machine when she fell dead. On ex-
animation we found that my bullet
had passed square through her lungs
from left to right and had lodged uD-
der the skin over her. right ribs"
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
LOUISVILLE MARKET
Hogs Lower, Cattle Scarce And
Higher--E Steady At
twenty-five Cents.

Louisville, Ky., Feb. 27.-(Special. }
Hogs Receipts 4O45. Market lower.
Tops Sc. 40. Cattle light receipts
brought the price up. Desirable butcher
cattle met with ready sale at 10 to Is
cents advance. Good calves 6 "a IN
cents. Eggs steady, fresh case count
20 cents.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
RIVER NEWS
Bv Ed Gregory

The Mussel Fleet is getting ready foi
early spring catching.
The Ohio River is rising as far up al
Cincinnati, while there is no scare Of
high water, yet a big boating stage Il
expected.
The Golden Girl in tow of the Mes.
senger left for Owensboro yesterday.
The Sprague passed up with a big
tow of empties yesterday,
l met an old time steamboat mar
last summer who was Captain on one
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
WANTED--ACTIvt MAN m EACH LOCALITY

To join this Society. Sick, accident
death benefits. And introduce our
Memberships. All or spare time. $50
to $500 month. Every Member Sc
cured gives YOU steady monthly in
come. Experience not needed. Write
for plans. Box JI-293, Covington, Ky.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
LOCAL BREV|T|ES

r. S. skillman went to West Point
Monday.
Alex. Ahl, of Tobinsport, was here
saturday.
VIM. Ali, of Holt, was in the City
Saturday.
Advertising will keep any business
out of rut.
Horace Tucker was home from Louis
Vile Sunday.
Col. Bert Cunningham was in Har-
dnsburg Monday.
Iohn Rhodes, of Glen Dean, has
moved to Owl, KY.
Miss Mamie Collins is i'll at her
home in Elm Street.
Walter Hensley, of Louisville, vas
the guest of friends.
Mrs. H. L.. Stader is living with her
4 mother in Hardinsburg.
ID. c. Heron, Irvington, went to In
dianapolis, Ind, Monday.
Travelling mems banquet will be held
at the Louisville Hotel tonight.
Mrs. Fred Ferry went to Louisv lie
this week to see Maude Adams.
Mrs. Tony Nicholas and daughter,
Louise, we're in Louisville last week.
Du Relic Fairleigh and SOIL, George,
,,, 7 nytc yi1l la CT
week.
G R. Wellington, of Stephensport,
was in Louisville Wednesday selling to-
bac,o.
MIR. and Mrs. Ernest Norris, of Ow-
ksnsboio, spent Sunday with Mrs. VIM.
Hofious.
Mrs. Alvin Pate was visiting her
mother, Mrs. Lucy Pate, near Hardins-
burg last week.
Mrs. Courtney Babbage is at Sorgho
with Miss Mary Hambleton who is not
expected to live
Scott Smart, of Smart Bros. delivered
eleven hogs to Hal Weatherholt at Tob-
insport yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. H. Drury, Bew-
leyvllle, are at Frankfort attending the
Farmers Institute.
The Breckenridge News and The Lou
isville Daily Herald-without Sundays
Editor-$3 rs year.
Joseph Sapp died last Sunday morn
ing at the home of his sister, Mrs. Frank
Moore, in Hawesville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Lishen aud daugh-
ter, m Louisville, were guests OF Mrs.
Phil Kramer last week.
Misses Louise and Nell Moormsn
have gone to Indianapolis to visit their
sister, Mrs. David R Murray.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Nicholas, two
of Cloverport's oldest citizens, are i'll at
their home on the West Side.
Walter Norman and Robert Moor
man, Of Glen Dean, are in Frankfort at
tending the Farmers institute.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Moormsn, of
Versailles, spent Sunday with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs Wickliffe Moorman.
Eugene Smith has returned to Mo-
weaqua, ILL.,. after two months visit
to his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Smith.
G. F. Storms went to Evansville Sat
urday to attend the District Meeting of
the Prudential Life Insurance Company.
Richard Sipes has moved his family
from Iryington to Hawesville. He is
foreman of the Bridge gang at that
place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bob Pierce and family,
Mr.. Joe Allen and Miss Allie Belle Allen,
of Hawesville, attended the funeral of
Mr.. Fred Pierce.
Mrs. Joe Sawyer aud little daughters,
Jane La Mar and Mayme Bannon, visit
ed Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Whitehouse
in West Point last week.
Mr.. and MRS. o. q. Shellman, of Ste
phensport. were in Cloverport last week
visiting friends and having work done
at the Office of DIR. Boone.
Mrs. Andrew Squares was operated on
at DIR. Simons infirmary last Wedues-
day BY. DIR. John Kincheloe and DIR. K
C. Mcdonald. She is getting along nice |
ly. .
Mrs. John Leitch and son, John c.
4 Lcitch. IT,, Of Allegheny City, Pa, are
the guests of her mother, Mrs. Light |
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28

George, Walter and Richard New
man, Evansville, Ind. came up to at
tend the funeral of their uncle, A. w
Newman.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
WEBSTER

Go to Alexander's big White Sale at
Irvington.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
MYSTIC

Go to Alexander's big White Sale al
lrvington.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
SAMPLE

Go to Alexander's big White Sale at
lrvington.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-02-28
CLOvERPORT SOCIETY

The Girls Club does not meet this
week.
Mrs. James Randall will be hostess
to the Ladies' Reading Club this week
Miss Jennie Warfield came from Lou
isville last Wednesday night to be
here the twenty second which was the
anniversary of the birthday of Mr..
Fraize. Mrs. Fraize gave beautiful
dinner in honor of the occasion, the
guests including their son and daugh..
ter, Mr.. and Mrs Fred Fraize and
Miss Warfield.
Mrs. Shelby Conrad entertained Fri.
day afternoon in honor of Mrs. John
Kinoheloe. A delicious luncheon was
served from the dining room table
which was lighted by green candles.
Covers we're laid for the following:
Misses Eva Plank, Ola Fallon, Lula
Sewers, Pauline Norman, Martha Will
lis, Mrs. Harry Newsom, Mrs. Frank
MattingIy, Mrs. David Phelps. Mrs.
Mamie Norman, Mrs. Wickliife De-
Haven, Mrs. Kincheloe, Mrs. Conrad,
Mrs. Ira Behen and Miss Louise Bah
bage.
A great deal OF interest has been
manifested in Maude Adams in Clover
port this week and a number have
gone to Louisville to see her in Ros
tand's "Chantecler," which is said to
be the greatest novelty the stage has
this season. The characters in the play
are birds, the fowls and the amin ais of
a farm, and all are symboical of men
and women of the present day. Dear
little Miss Adams takes the part of
rooster. A matinee party of Clover
port young society women was given
to see "Chantecler" at Macauley's this
afternoon. After the matinee they will
be entertained to dinner at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Harpole. The
members of the party are: Misses Eva
and Edith Plank, Misses Kathrine
Norman and Martha Willis and Mrs
Harry Newsom.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-08-07
Crackers Not Quick Thinkers;
Fail to Make Best of Openings

would find him uncorking nothing
but his smoker"
Nothing doing for the Crackers
today, it being an off day Mique
Finn win bring his Gulls over to-
morrow for three game series.
Umpire Stockdale didn't make a
very favorable impression. He de-
clared Hallman out on a force play
at second in the ninth that was
very much ION the Fritz And
then, to make matters worse, he
took an awful panning from Kid
Elberfeld for the mistake. The best
of 'em render bad decisions at
times, but no regular Jump" would
have stood for the rough jabber Ell
berfeld pulled.
BY the way this force play was
bear Alperman started for hot
eraser off Elberfeld's bat. and
while running at top speed toward
center field, speared the bail with his
gloved hand and. without turning.
made an underhand chuck to Har-
bison. Whitley never made a bet
ter play.
1t looked for a second as though
the BilIikens were going to cause
some trouble in the ninth. With Ell
herfeld on second and two out.
Becker handed Johnson transporta-
ton Elwert met curve ball on
the nose for what looked like a sure
homer to center Callahan was
playing a deep right-center at the
time, verify expecting Becker was
going to throw a fast ball Bailey.
however, made a wonderful sprint
and nailed the drive at his shoe
tops. 1t turned him halfway
around, but he clutched it tightly.
HARRISON doesn't do enough Gov
ering Of second He leaves il all
to Alperman. This cost the Crack
ers little ground in the third in
ming. MCElveen and Agler were
playing we'll in for a sacrifice by
Aitchison Sure enough, the Bills
hurler dropped one 1t went down
the third base line. Alperman
Sprinted over to cover first. as was
correct. McElveen made an espe-
ciaIly fast play of 1t, and had plen-
~ of time To get his man at sec
-. a..
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-08-07
FODDER FOR FANS

team, has benched himself and given his
job in the outheld to Molly Mclean.
Louisville had a pitcher named VAL
landingham. He is said to be as long and
slim as his name.
Walter Johnson has fallen into the rut
of pitching shutouts. It's beastly dull.
When the government gets through in
Nestigating the question. why are the
holes in Swiss cheese" we have one for
them, as follows:
why are the Crackers
CLYDE Shropshire will probably be
named president of the again reorga nized
Nashville club
Frank Manush, the Toledo PLAYER whose
leg was broken early this season, but
who has been getting around pretty well,
has lust wTenched his bum prop again
and is back on crutches.
Pitcher Willie Mitchell the Mississippi
southpaw may be farmed at Toledo by
Cleveland
Jiggs Donahues wife. who was the i'm
mediate cause of Jiggs' insanity, has. re
pented of her cruelty and has gone TO the
asylum TO he near her divorced husband
Her repentance has probably come too
kate TO be or henent TO JiEgS, whose mind
is now virtually blank.
The Chinese team playing in the United
States now has drawn the color line II
viii not play negro clubs, This sounds
all right here. but would probably listen
like joke on the coast.
chief Meyers never takes drink OF
anything while game is in progress. He
is afraid that even water would slow him
down and he couldn't stand much slowing
Al Orth got by pretty well his first week
in the big league Then he pulled a blum
der 10y falling 10 call an infield fly and
now they're all after him
Lest the entire season slip by and the
pennant doesn't get up the Giants have
set August II as the day for raising the
National league rag won last year.
II the Senators blow up now it will be
because of a lack of substitutes. Shanks,
Moeler Gandn and Foster have all gone
stale, but Griffith has nobody to put in
their places.
Cashon, Groom and Johnson all famed
Cobb in the Washington series
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