Evening star., 1912-09-22

Prospect too tempting to forgo. Knew
shouldn't get permission. Took French
leave-and a couple of flower pots in the
going. Worth the leap! More work for the
undertaken. Had it in for that Fomeranian
pomegranate Said | wasn't Il thorough
bred because l ate out of garbage pail. Took
a couple of costly bites out of him to prove
was. Tasted like cur! Might have taken
one of my own size. That size wasn't in the
Now for home, Athirst for gore! Mouth
highly colored. II! make believe I've got the
nosebleed. In wrong with Dad-he'll guess.
Dads on-I'm off! Going out met cleo
trician. Coming to read meter. Thought
he'd run across live wire.
MONDAY.-I got what the Americans
A'A gave my ancestors: Dad, 4 lawsuit.
More the day than the dog he's mad about.
He's often bet could lick that measly pup
to a frazzle." Now that have-l'm licked!
Curses! Those side bets don't seem to
count. Neighbor says I'm vicious dog"
Wait till we meet! I'll tackle him in the
mainsail and take a reef in his trousers!
There's talk of bringing me into court. Dad
says l may "be shot," Two to one shot
am. If that's the decision, I'll give then. a
mad dog scare and 60 for the bunch. Talk
of chewing the rag! There won't be one
on them when l get through. Court will
look like moving picture show. Temporary
insanity for mine Then I'll escape-pcr-
fectly sane!
Caught, killed, and ate three cOckroaches
Not so tasty as the goldfish. If had choice,
should take them fried. Change of diet adj
visable in spring. Neighbor's dinner cooking
the pullet. Ate some canned salmon. Doing
the can-can. Poisoned, sure! Talk of green
apples they're not a pippin to the salmon
route! Crowding appetite. Cramped quar-
tiers. Oh, for some catnip tea!
TUESDAY.-Got away from Dad He
said, "Doggone" Object cat-ddn't
say so. Give a dog a bad name. Cat climbed
tree. Lucky climb! Tried to flirt with Pussy
Willow; but failed to charm. Returned home.
Detected till we meet at garbage ban
quet. Some night I'll pop out of pail and
make the kitty squeal. Like scraps. | find
three. Such a variety! Especially, prospect
of one with the cat. Voracious appetite!
Ate glass this A. eyeglasses. Didn't rel
ish much. Only good to crunch on. Re-
venge on Nom for letting that "Pet of a
Pug 60 unclaimed and lassoing me. Pug's
the braggadocio kind. Claims to be thor
oughbred- shows degeneracy. III give
it twist it lacks some day! When We re alone
III curtail her freedon-as did the Pom
eranian's. They'll think she died a natural
death; but she won't look natural.
Old clothes man knocked at door. 'Bc-
ware of the Dog" sign didn't faze him.
Reality did. When he saw female Luke
McGluke's breath came in pants-likc his
wares. Made hurried exit. Superlatively
picturesque. Fell over the pants, on his arm,
and nearly out of the ones he was in,-
taking three steps at a time and couple of
porches. None too rapid. Caught him aft.
Piece of anatomy stuck to my tooth. Guess
he'll Beware" next time.
Sat in window. Favoritc scat Bird on
sill Caught it on the wing. Great on the
catch! Often catch more than bargain for.
Neighbor's canary Not gamy enough
Prefer catbirds. Milkman chased me today
Dropped bottle. Chased him and drank
milk. Love pleasures of the chasc-with
free drink for the thirsty.
Alert for excitement. Got it! Black and
tan came under window. Negotiated fight.
Accepted. Sneaked out-had to. Case still
pending. Ran up alley. Took negotiator by
surprise where the chicken got the AK. Set
up terrific howl. Neighborhood dogs joined
in. Sounded like overture from Tam
Iao