La Junta tribune., 1912-08-17


for 30 cents per page. and type high
plates for 81 90 per page. This Is an.
other case OF dissolve us again. dis I
solve US again, hallelujah. shout TO
glory, dissolve us some more" Ev.
cry time they bust a trust these days
the price OF the trust products 60
up. Let us try Rooseyelt's scheme.
and regulate the trusts. providing on.
~ for reasonable profit ON the cap
ital invested. aud see what happens.
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An Irishman lost one of his finest
cows and asked Pat. his next door
neighbor. I, help him find IT. They
started out. After going some dist
ance they came to sign which
read: Winchester so miles AZ.
ter going some distance more they
came to a crossroad with a sign that
read. Manchester 30 niles Pat
looked at his friend and said. I'm
go no farther" why" says Mike.
"Begorry.'' said Pat, ~ the wind
chaster so miles and a man chaster
80 miles. where the devil do you
think the COW is now"
II. T. Hustled. accompanied by his
son. Henry. left Thursday morning on
No. for Winfield. Kan. where he
will make his home for an indefinite
. pa loA vs.tt t.A
is rather fond OF La Junta and real.
ly wanted to stay. but as he Is anx-
iOus to vote this fall and was
afraid that Seeley might challenge
his vote providing he attempted to
exercise his great American preroga-
tive In La Junta this fall. he de.
cided to take no chances and 70
back to Kansas and vote her straight
as usual. where he was sure tina, he
would not be molested
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There has been some comment on
our little article about the
tight skirts that was In last weeks
issue. and that tempts us to have
another say. We notice that fashion
has adopted = flimsy stocking, 70
thin that IL takes \ pair Of good eyes
J to detect II when the paptaloon leg
Ked skirts get out Of the way. That
10 all right. The lower extremities
Of the females who follow after the
, fashion 10 axsiduously has the same
! right to be on exhibition ~ that from
the chin down. and when we were
younger \ pair OF pretty ankles-well
We are grandpa now. We have this
to say about the hobble skirts. Ii's
all right II you are not knock-kneed
J or bo~leGsed. and II you want the
I public To discuss the shape Of your
; und~rpining. which they do. Go to
: Il. ladies. Follow the fashion II you
have 10 just wear 4 feather.-North
Fork Times.
The young man who was down and
out 10 the point Of desperation Was
offered . Job by an instAllment
house This house made q specially
cf eiEht-day clocks. which could b.
had for small pay nent down and .
} small payment each week. The young
man admitted that IN had never
tried canvassing. but with one Of
the large clocks under his arm. he
gamely started out to make = house
to house visit.
Al the first house . hard.faced NO.
man met him at the door. The younx
man downed the lump In his throat
and asked nervousiy:
"Maiam. have you u clock"
"Yes. I've got . clock" snapped.
the woman. surmixing the mission Of
the canvasscr.
Her ri0tous response completely un.
nerved the new canvasscr.
"Ali right. all right" he answered
quickly. win you tell me the time!
want to SIT this one"
Then he wena hack and quit
Fred velssco. Of ?is stccn avenue.
was recently appointed district man.
aser ot the American Casualty Com.
pany Of Tacoma. Wash. and he re-
ports quite . fiouFishinK busincss In
accident Insurance In this city. Mr..
vsiasco 10 tho chief manipulation Of
the big fire" In the Santa Re
bIacksnlth chop. and has taken up
the Insurance b"sinsss ~ q side line
among his fellow workmen.
Mckinney. the directory man. lsfs
last Tassday nixht for Denver. accom-
panied By the wind.up and finish Of
his new Bent.Prowers' Directory. the
) printing of which was completed BY
the great family Journal on that day.