Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-11
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A THEATRICAL manager j. known
by The company he keeps.
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A MAN GENERALLY has about a.
many friends as he deserves.
THERE ARE indications that the
bottom has fallen out Of that Iona dry
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UNCLE SAM IA trying, not 70 pre-
serve the peace 81 cuba bu' % pre-
serve the pieces.
LOOKS As m Mr. Root would set
the chance % separate himself from
that aforesaid keynote speech
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THE NATlONAL committee shows
reprehensibie deposition not 10 give
Theodore even a pleasant lock.
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ONLY SIX rogiments remain IN the
phiiipplmes-- doesn't sound go
very much like imperialism.
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IF LINCOLN were alive Colonel
T. n. might be- willing 10 give him
berth as vice president.
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THE NEW three cent coins are
used 10 purchase what We used a
penny for some years ago.
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1T rs NAKED theft, declares Col.
Roosevelt somebody ought 20 call
this state OF affairs to the attention u
Anthony Comstock.
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THE FIRST step ~ the DRAINAGE
campaign Ia 60 drein the rio Grande
away from the plcrs Of the iiareias
bridge
WE ARE UNABLE Ca share the
confidence Of the Cummins men that
their candidate will be the object Of
stampede.
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CONFIDENTlALLY we should adj
wise the Colonel 20 carry ont his con-
templated intention nf changing his
mind and run down to Chicago.
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VERY RECENT developments con-
firm the argument that it would have
mounted police.
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SOMETIMES q woman enjoys have
ing her husband stay away from
church on sunday so she can throw Il
up to him al the rest If the week.
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I'm THE BACK 60 the farm en-
snusiasm." says an exchange. don't
forget the red bug" We are not sure
but believe this editor got the initial
letter OF the color adjective wrong.
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I. 1T TRANSPORTS now that what
Root really said was that the Repub-
llcan convention Is In the haEds Of
/ Cod This being the case that dark
horse rumor must be correct
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THE AVERAGE human body IL
said 10 be seventy-flve per cent water:
50 that after all 81 Is not strange that
some Of 1t occasionally gets on the
lbruiH. hD
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1 INCIDENTALLY the name "rhe0-
dore" means gl5e Of God. In this con-
nection we may state that there Is a
6eploraBie disposition In some quar-
ters 70 look the gift horse IN the teeth.
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IF WOMEN were more ike cats
says Annette Kellermann. they would
not be 80 nervous This h evidently
a deliberate attempt on Annette's part
10 start an argument but we refuse 10
fall for H.
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sTuBBs. Johnson and others are
now going through complicated evo-
lHtlOns in tho task ~ side stepping
the vice presidential shelf For II Is
a cinch that n T. n. were president
he would never die.
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| COLONEL BRYAN says he will be
satisfied with either CLARK or wilson,
and under the circumstances the only
gentlemaniy thing for Clark and VIII
son 20 do Is 10 say they VIII be satis-
He'd With oEyaH.
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THE SEASON has again arrived
! whea you can see almost any citizen
SYSTEMATICALLY reading TRANSATLANTIC
| steamer time tables on the street car
in preparation for a vacation trip to
Hell Canyon on some other popular
seaside resort.
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! TT IS NOW suggested that we drain
the grent lakes and thus add fourteen
million acres 90 the tillabie area Of
the country The only difficulty
which confronts those In charge Of
this great enterprise Is 20 find q place
10 put the water. but this little OBJ
stacle ~ not expected 10 prove serious.