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Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11
$3.50 Recipe Free.
For Weak Kidneys.
Relieves Urinary and kidney
Troubles, Baokache, StTaining,
Swelling, Etc.
Stops Pain in the Bladder,
Kidneys and Back.

Wouldn't Il b. nice within a week or %
60 begin 90 say good bye forever 10 the
scaldlng. dribhliug straining or too fire.
qusut passage Of urine the forehead and
The back N, head aches, the stitches
and pains IN the back tho growing mus
glo weakness spots before the fNosi yell
low skin, sluggish bowels, swollen eye
lids or ankles lex cranps unnatural short
breath HleeplCHHueHH ana the "tpuudencyt
I have a recipe for these troubles that
you can depend on, and II you want 20
make "A auick recovery, You ought 10
write and got ID copy 81 H. Many doc
Tor would charge you g 90 just Tor writing
this prescription. but have u ana wiz
be glad 10 send 81 10 you entirely frea-
Just drop mo Il liHo like this pf \. u.
Robinson k-20'i Luck Building. Detroit
Mich and I will send u by return mail
in "A plain envelope. A. you viii see when
you get Il. this recipe contains only pure,
harmless remedies, but u has great hce4-
ing and pain-ruuquering power
II will quickly show rs power once YOU
use IL. 20 ! think you had better Bee what
II IL without delay. ] vii send you g0py
free-you can use Il and cure yourself -
home.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11
ECZEMA ON HEAD
COMPLETELY CURED
West Philadelphia Woman Tells How
u Was Accomplished.

30 many people 80 through life trou.
bled with eczema Of some sort or 9th.
or. and the disease 10 so loathsome.
that We beg all 20 read the following
letter a. a benefit 10 themselves and
their friends:
"Reslnol Ointment and Soap com.
pletely cured me Of Eczema OF the
head In about three weeks. Have
recommended them TO several friends,
who have found them excellent ar
tieles for all akin eruptlons. shall
continue 10 recommend them wher'
ever possible"
IDA II. LEsHER.
West Philadelphia. Pa.
II may be a simple burn. a cut OF q
boil. or a earbunele. OF a felon. or &c
ssmA. or BARRIERS Itch. or plmples,
or blackheads. or boils. or rash. OF
prickly heat. or piles, or itching. OF
eruptions from poison Ivy. II Il In q
skin trouble. Reslnol Ointment IL al
vayr effective. II gives lnstantaneou'
relief Il must not be elassed with
patent preparations. Resinol oint
ment IL a product OF science. II hal
stood the tcst OF years Il 10 practi
cally impossible TO ind a physician
Who does not both use Il aud recon
mend Il.
All kinds % skin irrltA,lons. from
the common pimplc 10 something seri
Gus. yield 10 ia healing properties. U
contains no lead or mercury or othsi
harmful ingredient Il does not erov
old and is a. easy to apply as cole
cream. Reslnol Soap used In con
Junction with the Ointment aids II
the speedy heAling OF lrri,ations. 70
sale By all druggists. Send for fro
sample 10 Dept -. Resinol Chemiea
Co, Baltimore. Nd.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11
Misleading Sneezes.

How did you come on with your
study OF the Russian language
Not well. While was trying 70
pronounce few words our family
physician came along and forced me
10 take all kinds OF medicine TO break
up a cold"
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

Na-WAa~~e
Mr.. iienpeck-Do you pull teeth
without painf
nentist-oh, yes. cir.
Mr.. Hsnpeck--Thea you won't do
Ny mosAsr.tnlsw wants TO &c, seven
extracted. 80 III have 10 take hss
s.evhsre.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

The nrst dinner OF the season TO
President Taft by cabinet member
was given by Secretary OF State Knox.
Among the guests were Ambassadors
Bryce OF Great Britain, Berns,orr OF
Germany and Cusani of Italy and
their wives. Associate Justice and
Mrs MeKenna and several senators
and th.Ar wives
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

Tell me" be sigbed--"ten me,
beautiful maiden. What Is In your
heart" The girl gave him 8 look Of
Icy disdain, and then vouchsAfet tina
nnanoAyuAhle> Blood
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

The Chinese minister 10 Washing
ton. Chang Yin Tang. has decided to
quit his post. after stay OF year
and a month The reason for his de-
cislon Is as yet unknown He left the
capital for China, taking his family
with him. and leaving YunS kWai,
the FIRST secretary. In charge Of the
legation.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11
A rrtrndH

= saW trtaad Of yoars the other
aay
aIItA yoar Who Was he
pusltnefAn tie w@s telling 10
haw ha picked yga 5at q the gutter
Maa sat ygu on yugT feet
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

There is one queer thing about fish
stories"
What is that
FISHERMEN, IN telling OF their
catches. never seem able 70 draw the
line"
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

one OF the most important and sig
uifcant international peace functions
Is 20 take place in Washington early
In February. when the committee on
foreign afalrs OF the house OF repre-
.entatlyes will be the host at a dinner
to tho secretary OF state, Mr. Knox.
and the members OF tho diplomatic
corps The date has not been dscid-
.d bu, II will be either the trst or
,econd Saturday In the month.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

When man buys a new hat be
wants one somewhat ike the one he
had berore-but its different with
woman.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11
Guarding the Money

Why was he guarded by the 20
lice"
They were afraid somebody else
would get his money
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11
Congressional Notes

"Ths postoiiloe department has
come to be a huge political machine.
used by any party on which 10 con
troll party organizations, declared
Representative Norris Of Nebraska, In
explaining = bin he introduced, which
would place every postal employe, ex'
cept the postmaster general. under
the competitive classified service.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

The appearance Of ave members OF
the senate judiciary committee at the
White House In one day gave rise TO
the belief that President Taft had be-
gun his usual sounding OF tina. com
mittee before sending TO the senate
the nomination Of successor TO the
late Supreme Court Justice Harlan.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

II is difRcult for Nine de Stael 70
grow old gracefully" Il IS more dim.
cult 70 grow old cheeriully
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

Flatly eharsing that the administra'
ton was laundering into an entagling
alliance with Great Britain, Senator
Hitchcock OF Nebraska denounced on
rhe aoor Of the senate the proposed
arbitration treaty with that company.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

one way to discount wonan's ar
rument is to agree with her
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11
rh,t the International Banking Cor.

That the International Banking Cor
poratIon. which acted as government
agent from 1892 until 1907, in collect
lng the indemnity fund from China,
withheld more than $4,000 from the
United states. is the charge that Will
be made by the house committee on
expenditures In the state department
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

Norman +. Mack. chairman OF the
Democratic national committee, paid
his respects 10 President Taft. Mr..
Mack said the White House looked at
,ractlye enough TO be occupied by q
Democrat
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11


The rrst dinner OF the season 10
President Taft by cabinet member
was given by Secretary OF state Knox.
Among the guests were Ambassadors
Bryce OF Great Britain, Bernstorn OF
Germany and Cusani OF Italy. and
their wives. Associate Justice and
Mrs. MeKenna and several senators
and thar wives,
The Chinese minister 10 Washing |
ton. Chang Yin Tang. has decided TO
quit his post. after stay OF year
and month. The reason for his do
cislon Is as yet unknown. He left the
capital for China, taking his family
with him. and leaving YunS kWai,
the FIRST secretary. In charge Of the
legation.
That the International Banking Cor
poration. which acted as government
ngent from 1892 until 1907, in collect
INK the indemnity fund from China,
withheld more than $4,000 from the
United States. Is the charge that Will
be made by the house committee on
expenditures In the state department
one OF the most important and sig
nincant international peace functions
Is 20 take place in Washington early
in February. when the committee on
foreign Affairs OF the house OF repre-
.entatives will be the host at dinner
TO tho secretary OF state, Mr.. Knox,
and the members OF the diplomatic
corps The date has not been decid-
cd. but II will be either the hrst or
,econd Saturday in the month.
Norman +. Mack. chairman OF the
Democratic national committee, paid
his respects 10 President Taft Mt
Mack said the White House looked at
,rac,ive enough TO be occupied by q
Democrat.
In A caucus lasting three hours, the
Democrats OF the house emphStically
Turned down the open" caucus prop
osltion OF W J Bryan and instead
adopted a resolution providing that
hereafter caucus journal shall be
published after each meeting and that
there shall be- entered upon Il, at the
EXPRESSED desire OF oUe.lfth OF those
present. the yeas and nays on any
question.
There we're 1872 less men in the
Organized militia last year than the
year before. the total for 1911 being
qlT2 officers and loS.StG men Brig.
Gen r. X. Evans. chief Of the division
Of militia affairs. has called attention
/ In his annual report TO the fault and
virtues OF the militia and described
1 their needs
/ ONLY w cases Of great emergency
are the Red Gross nurses aud workers
10 De allowed az the front in time OF
war under the terms Of pr2g'ama.
ton issued hy the president aud pub
lshcd by the war department. The
Red Cross people must be ooDtacd to
hospitals at the base Of operations
or on board hospital ships and along
/ E.!es OF communication.
! !, cost the proprietor Of a skating
rink at Prescott Aria., just 500 IL
DENY admission to army officers in
Khaki uniform last month, The at
torr,v genera, has informed the war
department that the district attorney
al Tucson prosecuted the proprietor
and lgpau h.. plea of guilty the tne
wa. IMPOSED. A similar case at
Tombstone. Arlz., wal, be prosecuted
DECLARING that Gooa0Q9 pounds OF
colored and adutsragod tea that does
not county with treasury regulations
nor with the pure food Jaw, WILL be
admitted and sold IN this countT!
within a few days, ualess the govern
ment acts quickly Senator Root ans
DELEGATION from the Nvw York Tex
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

In caucus lasting three hours the
democrats OF the house emphstically
turned down the open" caucus prop
osition OF ". J Bryan and instead
adopted a resolution providing that
hereafter "A caucus journal shall be
published after each meeting and that
there shall be entered upon It, at the
expressed desire OF oue-Gf,h OF those
present. the yeas and nays on any
question,
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

Declaring that G.ooa0oo pounds Of
colornd and adutgragod tea that does
not comply with treasury regulations
nor with the pure food Jaw, Will be
admitted and sold in this country
within a few days, uuless The govern
ment acts quickly, Senator Root and
a delegation from the New York Tea
association appealed to President
Taft
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

There were 1872 less men in the
organized militia last year than the
year before. the total for 1911 being
ql7a officers and loSSl6 men. Brig.
Gen r. X. Evans chief Of the division
OF militia affairs. has called attention
In his annual report 20 the fault and
virtues OF the militia and described
their needs
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

ONLY IN cases Of great emergency
are the Red Gross nurses aud workers
10 be allowed az the front in time OF
war. under the terms Of l. proc'ama-
ton issued hy the president aud pub
Ashcd by the war department. The
Red Cross people must be confined to
hospitals at the base Of operations
or on board hospital ships and along
E.les OF communication.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

II cost the proprietor Of skating
rink at Prescott. Aria just Sleg to
denv ADMISSION to army officers In
KHAKI uniform last month. The at
tornev general has informed the war
department that tho district attorney
At Tucson prosecuted the proprietor
and upon his plea OF guilty the tine
vas imposed A similar case at
Tombstone. Aria, wal, be prosecuted.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

The house committee on foreign at
fairs concluded hearings on the Sul2er
bin. intended to carry into effect the
recently promulgated treaty between
the United States, Great Britain Rus
STA and japan, for the protection OF
fur seals and sea and otter in the
north Pacidc ocean.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1912-01-11

INV ~ Aabt%AEA Nttdh tAN htNiIAAh
wife OF one OF the justices a woman
whose society Is sought for nothing
else so much az her personal charm
Of character and conversation. was
the first woman called upon to return
the visit OF the magnificent one OF
money. The wife Of the Supreme court
Justice had not been at home when
called upon, and as result the two
women had never met
Mrs Justice called There were
several others callers Mrs Justice
did not recognize tBe name OF Mrs.
Justice, and thinking she Was 'ust one
of the ordinary ones, she sruhbcd her
and treated her with an Indifference
that was more than disdaln One OF
the other callers that afternoon said
that the treatment Mrs, Justice re-
cetved was insulting
Where three or four women are
gathered together We all know what
happens to a secret The story went
abroad and Mrs Magnihcc0,e knew
that she had 10 DO something Inyt.
tations began to come In to Mrs. Jus
,ioe In pairs and seytets She &C.
knowledged them, but IN person went
not. Other Mrs. Justices and several
1 Mrs. Cabinet 0tficers heard Of the
| treatment al their sister and they had
| gumption enough to declare that any
woman aspiring to be a Washington
hostess who would treat even a hum
! Bile calling stranger as Mrs Justice
was treated was not OF the right kind
| for the Capital City society.
That is why Mrs, Magnificence
| gives dinners and receptions and
| parties TO which many are invited
and few come.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
AWFUL DOINS!
Newer in the History of BingViIIe
Has There Been SIGH SkandaI-
iOus Proceedings as Took
Place at Last Town Meeting,--
Full EXPOSURE Of lust What
Went on as Per Below Read
the Siekening Details

AS promised IN the eddytorial per-
ceeding we herewith give as follers the
full details of what tux place at the
Annual Bingville Town Meeting yes
terday a wk ago at the Town Hall.
1t was intended 10 hold this meeting
early in March as ushual, but owing 10
the inflooence of certain citizens who
was running for offs and wanted more
time to eleckshineer for theirselfs the
mtg was postponed.
The Offices which was filed Is as fol-
lers: Three selectmen-one town con-
stubble-one treashurer-three assessors
one board of helth consisting of three
men, and that's all.
There wassent much strife for the
offs of selectmen, being as its all work
in this capacity and no pay-that is,
its all work perviding the selecktmen
do their duty, which they amt, for 10,
these many years. If we could git a
board of selecktmen into offs in Bing-
vile who would be awake and live to
the best interests of the town instid OF
being no better than three store clothes
dummies this town would long ago have
took her place among the metropolisses
of this country, but what can you ex-
peckt when you eleckt men to offs who
2 wks afterward forget they are town
selectmen unless somebody reminds
them of same1 You can't expeckt!
Cy Hoskins, who has been selectman
for 10, these many yrs, nounced some
time ago that he would not run agin.
Cy said that he had been serving Bing-
vile for IL yrs as town selectman and
thort he had did his share and now to
let somebody else shoulder the RESPONSE
bilitty & have whack at it, for instants,
This sounds turrible funny to Bingville
folks becuz everybuddy knows that dur
ing the IL yrs Cy has been selectman he
amt turned SO much as finger for the
good OF Bingville.
The other two seiectmen, consisting
of Plutarch Stone and Lem Brown, oui
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Boogle. We told them we was a
going to write the truth and that
the chips might fall where they
would.
Seth Dewberry, for instants, who
was reeleckted to the offs of Town
Constubble, offered to pay us Sc
for three years back subscripshion
to the Bugle if we would agree to
not say nothink about how he got
eleckted (Seth is back IL yrs, al
together), but we told Seth right to
his Ease that he couldn't intinlmi-
date us. If Seth wanted to intirn-
midate US why in tarnashion didn't
he offer to pay up all his back sub
scripshion-then we would of
lissened to him & might of made
some arrangements.
For a full acct of just what took
place at the Town Mtg. see else
where and remember this the Boo
gle is allus down on graft ct cettery
& if you want to read the politikal
SCANDALS of Bingville subscribe for
| it NOWl
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

stanch pliers of the Bingville
church) stoops so low down as they
did on Town Meeting day in order
to get theirselfs eleckted to some
little pusilanimous offs or other
which don't amount to nothin ex-
cept notoriety and honorary |! |! |!
Let it be said to shame and dis
erase of Bingville that we at the
present writing have some men in
offs in this town who amt a bit
more fit for offs than a crow is to
eat. What in dognashion is Bing-
vile coming to ennyhow? Well
tell you what it is coming tot is
coming to the dogs and coming
fast-that's what it's coming to,
b'gosh!
Several of the candidates for
town offs who got into offs b.
undetermined and sneakin methods
which wouldn't become a mongrel
bred pup, come to us and askd us
kindly not to say anything criti-
cismn1icai when we come to write
up a acct of the Town Mtg in the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

expert carpenter, said that as for them,
they was willing to ruin agin-they said
they hoped the citizens of Bingville
wouldn't think for a minnit that they
was deserters like Cy Hoskins was and
that so long as they could serve Bing-
vile with the last drop of their life's
blood they was willing to do so and
would do so cheerfuily, and that all the
offs had to do was to call them and
they would work their finger nails off
for the good of the town without pay or
ernollunlunts, pay or even thanks. This
sounded purity funny also, becuz Plu-
tarch and Lem in all the years they
have been selectmen amt done nothink
a tall and probably never will. How
ever, both was eleclIted.
Bill Hepburn, our artistick black
smith, was candidate TO take Cy's place.
Consternashion rained soopreme when
the news got out that Bill was a going
to run. 1t seemed turrible to think of
the possibility of man running for
selectrnen who has reglar habit of
going to the Co. seat every Satterday
and coming home full as ushual It
seemed awful to think of Bill under the
inflooence of Ticker collaborating at a
mtg of the selecktmen on deep problems
which affected the future growth &
posterritty of Bingvillel
Bill worked like a beaver among our
citizens and almost before ennybuddy
knowd II he had pledged to hisself q
votes. Bill promised them as said they
would vote for him that il they didn't
keep their word he would give them the
doggondest thrashin they ever had, and
as a result we cslkilate everybuddy who
promised Bill their votes voted as they
promised. The ticker element of Bing-
vile worked tooth & nail for Bills
eleckshion. This Ticker element con-
sists of Hank Dewberry, Deacon Snod-
grass (who has barrels of hard cider
in his CELLAR, Ranse Smiley, who says
he can take il or let It alone, but he
can't let it alone, & Scion Jones, who
drinks alkahol split exclusively
The church element worked agin Bill
like everything, because as they said,
what a tirrible calamity would il be II
Bill should git hisself eleckted and then
use his inflooence to start q saloon in
Bingvillel PERISH THE THORT!
And If Bill didn't have enuff of infloo-
ence and argument with the other two
selecktnen TO do so like as not he'd
use brute force and threats to intinni-
date en- to do as he wanted en- to.
But in spite of everything that could
be did Bill was eleckted Selecktman of
Bingville. Amt it awful
There was awful fight for constable
Seth Dewberry has been town oonstub-
bic for so long that there amt no rec
ord of how long he has been, and Seth
amt never had any opposhition in the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
EDDYTORIUL,

We set down in our offs chair
(Which by the by amt much of a
chair being as it only has 8 legs &
is what you might call wobblv-
onct or twict, we forget which, we
have set down on this chair mad
vertantly and owing to its unstable
equilibrium have been split on the
floor suffering a severe Jolt &
shock but injuring Our feelings a
good cal more than we did our per-
son where we struck, but this has
teached us lesson so that now
when we set on this chair we are
pretty blamed keerful how we set
& Deposit ourself on said chair in
SIGH a manner that we don't take no
chances of falling and breaking a
leg or ankle or maybe Our fool
neck)
To go back to the beginning we
set down in our offs chair and
take our eddytoriul pen in hand to
dash off a red hot eddytoriul rela-
tive & appertainin to the An
nual Town Meeting which was
held in Bingville yesterday (Sat-
terday) wk ago.
| We would fain not write what is
in Our heart to write about this
Town Meeting which was a dis
erase to the enterprising City of
Bingville and will 60 down in his
tory as one of the most contu-
mealious episodes which ever took
place in Our midst. We repeat that
we wisht we could be spared writ
ing this burning eddytoriul about
the Town Meeting, becuz being
nacherly upright and honest &,
without giIe and above reproach
and full of integrity, as we might
say, it of course goes against our
grain to even dip our untarnished
Ipen into this miserable mess.
A full acct of just what took
Ipart at this Town Meeting will be
found in another collum, that is to
say the news of the meeting will
be found elsewhere. What we wish
Ito say here we wish to say eddy
Itoriully which Is as folders:
| We believe we voice the senti-
ments of the better. element OF
IBingville (Which by the way IS q
turrible small element) when we
say that in our eddytoriul opinion
Bingville Is disgrased for life BY
lust what took place yesterday {
wk. ago. Ny goodness, how Ia:
1.-THE mighty fell in Bingville wher
Isome of our citizens (some of EN-
ALSO members and regarded a: