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Would Be Suitable.

"A national home with a reference Ii
brary and eventually florists school, to
my mind would be far more suitable
memorial than a monument in the city.
home for the society would continually
keep in the minds of the florists of the
country the excellent work of Mr.. Smith
accomplished during his lifetime
Harry Papworth of New Orleans, La,
was the first to suggest a memorial and
the idea Immediately was Endorsed by
florists societies and clubs all over the
country. by floral trade papers and by
individuals. Mr.. Guide then suggested
that the memorial be in the form of a
national home in Washington for the
society, and many admirers of Mr.. Smith
have expressed themselves as agreeing
with Mr.. Guide.
Mr. GUIDE is the recipient of many let
tiers, business houses being included
among the writer's, Offering financial aid,
as we'll as moral support, in any move
ment for the founding of a memorial.
Vincent Will Aid Plan.
1t is known that Richard Vincent, jr.,
of White Marsh. Nd. president of the
national society, will use his influence at
the Chicago convention in aiding the
movement.
Mr.. Guide said that he will suggest.
if committee is appointed by the con-
vention, that it thoroughly study the
proposition and make definite plans for
the raising of funds before any campaign
is launched.
The national society has more than 1 100
active members, and there are also about
IL 600 members in affiliated organizations.
Regardless Of the policy Of any individual
organization, it is pointed out, all recog-
niZed Mr.. Smith as probably the greatest
authority on Horticulture in the United
States if not in the world.
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Any ONE HAVING INFORM ALTON CONCERN
ing the lady thrown from the car. corner Stn
Enc Z ne, on Monday afternoon. July =? pc
tween 40 and :, O'Clock will please communi-
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HAVE YOUR HAND READ BY MR.. DAOUD.
the well knoSn scientific pslmist. Readings.
one dollar. Phone North 1870. Studio. 1922
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Frugality and Peace of Mind,
Two Results Gained by Owning a
14th and Buchanan Streets Home.

Located in one Of the most sub
stantially built-up sections In
the northwest-WEST of 18th
surrounded by semi and de-
tached residences.
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MY BOOKS ARE OPEN FOR POSITIVE
dates for fall house painting or interior deco
rating; granting and hardwood floor rehnisll-
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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

Najprzewi etebniejszy ks.
Arcybiskup Ireland wybierz~
mowa} W roniedzia}ek, "a
pazdziernika W polskim ko-
sciele sw. Stanislawa Kostki
W Winonie, oko1o 240 os6b,
W asystencyi tutejszych ka-
p|an6w: KS. prob. Byzew-
skiego, ks. dziokana Cottera
cd koscio}a iryjskiego; ks.
Mayera, cd koscio1a niemiec'
ko katolickiego.
20 sko6czonym akcie bie~
r%zmowania ks. .Arcybiskup
Gala godzine m6wif do ludu
cd o'tarza, nawo}ujac 90
cnotliwego zycia i do ,Wstrze-
miezliwoSci, Podni6st il by
wola} ably license cd wyszyn'
ku podwyzszono do $4,000.
Wyszed}szy z kosciola Maj
przewie]e Ksiadz Ar
cybiskup najprz6d zwiedzil
szkole polska, ! wyrazi{ swe
zadovolenie 20 sposobu nau-
czania Wie]ebnych Si6str
polskich.
Ma obiedzje u Wie]. ks
Prob. Byzewskiego wYrazil
Observation-Disclosures Arcy-
pasterz swe ubolewanie mad
niezgoda ~pomiedzy polakami
W Ameryce, zaznaczajac, re
niezgoda Polske zniszczy}a,
a teraz zn6w swary domowe
powstrzymuja jei odbudowa'
ME.
Robotnika J6zefa Wyrdy'
cha pracujacego W pile Hor'
tona pot}ukt W poniedzia}ek
|24 pazdziernika, w62 do pre-
wozenla desek, spad}szy mu
Y pomostu ma glove.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
INDEPENDENCE, Wis.

W przeszfym tygodniu od~
.by} sic tn pogrzeb panny
Maryanny Waletzkiej, cork
p. Franciszka Waietzkiego.
Nieboszka urodzjla sic W
roku 1898, gIy bY}a Is lat
stara pojechala do Granville
So. Oak. do brata swego, kt6.
ry by} tam organista gospo"
darzy}a mu przez l. rok i &c
miesiecy, by}a tam zarazem
sp1ewaczka prze2
ten czas, Wr6ci}a do rodzi.
COW, lecz nio d}ugo potem
przyjecbala 20 MIA PAM
Briggs Z tamtad / zabrafa ia
do siebie. Tam u niej s. p.
Maryanna talk ciezko praco.
wafa, 70 zachorowala ma ser.
cowa chorobe, ma ktora cho-
przez 3 miesiacc.
Zmar}a: Ago pazdziernika a
Ego odbyi sic pogrzeb W ko.
scie]e sw. Piotra i Paw}a W
independence, Wis.
Ostatnia przys1uge oddali
jej PREY pogrzebie: szesciu
m}odzie6c6w prey trumnie
szesc dziewic, oraz male czte
ry dziewcz9tka niosqc VIE
nice. Smior6 S. p. Mary amy
op}akuja rodz!ce, cztery sios'
try i pieciu braci. Wieczny
odpoczynek race jej dac Pa
ME, a swiatfo6c wiekuista
niechaj jcj swieci.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

CHICGAO, Ill. Zwloki
pierwszego katolickiego BIS
kupa W Chicago, 6p. ks. Bis
kupa Wjlliama Quarter i
pierwszzgo chicagoskiego Ar.
cybiskupa, sp. ks. P. A. Fee
hama, przewieziono wczoraj
z cmentarza Cavalry do wspa.
nia}ego mauzoleum zbudowa-
nego przez obecnego ks. Ar
cybiskupa Quigleya ola dyg.
nitarzy koscic}a ma cmenta.
rzu Mount Carmel. Przewie'
zienie zw}ok odby}o sic pry-
watnie. Krypty W mauzoleu m
natychmiast zamurowano.
KS. Biskup Quarter umarl W
roku 1846, pc czteroletniem
urzedowaniu. Arcybiskup
Feehan zostaf zamianowany
Arcybiskupem W roku 1880
a umarf W roku 1902. .dnia
12go lipca.
Dziwny wvpadek zaszed}
wczoraj W Valparaiso, Ind.
Wr6bel podni6s} by} zapalo-
ny papieros ma ulicy zani6s}
go do gniazda zapali} sic je-
den budynek uniwersytetki
Ii pozar wyrzadzi} znaczna
szkode. Ptak mial swe gniaz-
do W dzwonnicv i tam 7ani0s}
swa zdobycz. w kilka minut
p6zniej studenci spostrzegIi
pozar !; dali alarm.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

TOPEKA, Kans. William
A. PETER, by}y senator Sta
now Zjednoczonych i przy~
w6dca partyi popalistycznej
przez lat 20, umar} wczoraj
W Grenoia, Kan, liczac 81
lat wieku. Sm:ecc jego by}a
spowodowana apopleksya,
kt6ra nastapi}a pc wstrzas
nieniu nerwewem, spowodo~
wanem amputacya nogi PEI
fer zosta1 wy brany do senatu
W r. 1891, przez pierwsza pc.
pulistyczna legislature W
Kansas i by1 nastepca sena-
tora J. j. Ingalls,.
PETER Mat bardzo uroz'
maicone doswiadczenie. By}
jednym z g6rnik6w, kt6rzy
W poszukiwaDiu "a z}otem
przybyli do Kalifornii W r.
1849, p6zniej nauczyclelem i
farmerem. Stuzyf take W
wo]nie domowej i p6zuiej
z{ozvl egzamin dopuszczaja'
cvv go do praktyki a dwokac
kiej. Zaslyna} takze jake re-
daktor ~,,farmerski'. W roku
1892 by1 jednym z kandyda.
tow ma nominacye populis.
tyczna ma prezydenta.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

KOL 10ciu Grek6w
przejezdzafo W sobote przez
Winone, jechali oni So.
Oak. do Nowego Yorku,
gdzie wsiedq na okret i uda-
dzq sic do swej ojczyzny ably
wziac udziaf W wojnie przeciw
Turkom.
CD godziny 4ej do 9ej pc
po1udniu ma korzy$c Domu
Polskiego bedzie %wydawana
,Kawa' W domu panny Szul-
ia, pod mr.. 273 Chatfield I'll.
WE WTOREK w koSciele
.,, C4on;clo, uo KnctE DIbx1]
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
Fortuna w tWarZy.

C;zesto jest w1ele prawdJ W tych
slowach ,,jej twarz jest iej tortn'
NJ" ltc1 n.sdy tax ME jest gd'le
krosty, wyrzuty sk6lne, prysHcze,
luh inne pla ny szpeca ja: Nleczys'
ia krew jest pozatem w.zystk'em,
i wskazuja rotrzebe ORA. kl"g,a
pigu}ck nowego z1cia. One POD
trzymnja zdrowle i plekuosc. Spr6.
bujcle je. CSC W apiece. M. ). no
lewsklego. ADV.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
Ma sprzedaz.

26O akrowa farma w Rock
valley, L mill cd Dodge i l.
mill cd ko5cioia W Pine
Creek. P:zeszlo 40 ARROW
pod p}ugiem, reszta las |
pastwiska, Gale ogrodzone.
Dom mieszkalny z%abudowa-
MIA drewniane = wiatrak do
wody t. d. Sprzedam T. pc.
wodu starego wieku. Zg}osit
sic pod adresem Maciej Ku'
las Dodge, Wis.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
NOWINY z AMERYK.I

NEW YORK., - Wczoraj
przes}ano do Albany, do. blu
ra s~tanowego kontrolera GEEK
ma So, $50, 600, jako podatek
spadkobierczy majatku po-
zostawionego przez pufk.
John Jacob Astoria, jednej z
ofiar nieszczesliwego wypad.
ku z Tytanikiem. Majatek
Astora, kt6ry istnieje glow.
ME We formie realno6ci W
Nowym Yorku, oszacowano
ma $77,826 900. Jestto suma
0 wiele nizsza cd poprzed-.
mich nblicze6, kt6re siegaiy
cd SIS, 10000 do $150,000,~
600.
Wyzej wymieniony poda-
TEX spadkobierczy jest mai
wi4kszym, jaki kiedykol'piek
skolektcwano W Stanie New
York ma jelnym majatku.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
WstapCic do New York
Dental Co., Zeby Wycja-
gaia tam bcZ b0lu.

ROBIMY Warkocze u w]c-
sow cd $1,00 i wyzej. Przyj-
muiemy zamowienia ma robo-
tv z w!os6w 1ozmaitego ga
tunku. Zam6wienia poczta
wykonujemy punktnalnie.
Satysfakcya gwarantowana.
Go)dman'a zdrOwotna pra-
cownia w}os6w 1870 wsch.
Sofa ul. Winona, Mimi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

PAN Hieromin R0lbiecki,
do tychczasowy klerk W sk1a-
die Inter State Mercantile
Co. rozpocznie interes Ia VIA
sna reke ma rogu 4ej i Corr
mona I'll. gdzie dotad znajdo-
wal sic sk1ad PIP. Cierzan &
Lessman. Zyczymy %powodze-
MIA.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

IDZCIE W niedziele ma fill
zanke kawy do panny Szulta
-273 Chatfield ul.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

NEW YORK.. Henryk NJ.
Morgenthan, prezes demo-
kratycznego komitetu finan-
sowego, oswiadczy} wczoraj,
re kohtrybucye ma kampanie
Gemokratyczna W interesie
Wilsona Marsha]la- dotych-
czas og6lem wynosza $685.
900. Wczoraj przyjeto. z CORA
So, 90, a "a kilka dni $780,
900 ma wplynaG. W przysz-
lynn tygcdniu bedzie podany
|spis kcntrytutor6w / rozcho.
dow.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
WlADOMOSCI
MIEJSCOWE

CIEZKO popalona, z~osta}a
W sobote pc po}udniu PAM
Janowa Breza a jej 13sto let
MIA c6rka Maryanha ma popa-
lone rece i ramona, lecz ME
talk niebezpiecznie. PAM Bry-
"a, zam.. pod mr.. 554 wsch. 2
I'll. nalewafa gazoline do re-
zerwoaru gazolinowego pieca,
z%apomniafa jednak wygasic o.
glen W kuchni. Gdy naczynie
byfo napefnione i gazolina
sp}ywafa ma pod}oge, zapa-
lila sic. w tel 'samej chwili
zaje4y sic suknie PAM Bryzo-
wei. C6rka pr6bowa1a gasic
odziez ma swej matce i przy-
tenn sauna popalifa sobie bo-
lesnie rece i ramiona. Ma
krzyk matKi i c6rki zbiegli
sic sasiedzi i wyniesli piec ma
podw6rze, gdy W tel samej
chwili zaczefa sic palic kuch-
MIA. Do rannych zawezwano
doktora; pania Bryza zabra-
no do szpitala, gdyz jest ciez~
ko popalona, lecz doktor
twierdzi, il pc dziesieciu
dniach chora bedzie mog}a szpi
tai opuscic. RAINY dziewcze
cia ME So tax niebezpieczne
vice doktor opatruje ia W do
mt.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

Many ju& kalenda-
RE Maryanskle ma
rok 1913, dodawaG je
bedziemy a%bonentom
naszym, kt6rzy "a
plaza ]abonament "a
"Wiarusa'' ma rOk
~przysz}y.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
z pred lat Is.

Pod tymnagl6wkiem bedzicmy podawae W
kazdym numerze ,Wiarusa" najwazniejsze
sprawy. ogolne i mieisctwe. ,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
Ceny targowe.
WINONA
90 90 90

Pszenica mr.. 2 wiosenna ..8l
,. Zimowa. rs
Zvto 49, "a buszel go
Mska Patent "a beczke $3.50
,, Straight ,, 1910
Jeczmieh--Nr. g.. 500 81.
Nr. 3 ....48-55
Kukurydza. DOC
Owies &c
Ground Feed "a tone $4,000
Feed - Bran .$25.OO
Middlings 2l.Ou
Siano, tymotka $1,000 -12.W
;, dixie. SO. 90
.Kartofle, 5Zc
Masio, funt. Doc 35c
Jaja, tuzin. -23c
Swinie-zywe ..$8.00-$8.25
,, zwykIe .$7.00-8.00
Byd}o zywe ..$2.50-4.00
>, bite ..$3.50-6.00
Jasnieta -zywe. .$4. 800
;, bite y. .$4.50-5.50
Owce-zywe.. So 50-3.C0
bite. $4.O0-4.50
Cieleta-zywe.. 100000
bite. $7.O0-$3.0J
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24
FRANCISZEK

~FRANCISZEK Ryszka,
.672 wsch. 3ia ul. otrzyma1
le;egraficznie z~awiadomieDie
z st. Louis, IL syn jego Kle-
mems zostat tam fatalnie po-
raniony i lezy " szpitalu.
Biizszych obja6nien ME byfo,
ola tego p. Ryszka wysfa} to-
legram prosz4c o blizsze i OBJ.
szerniejs1e obia6nienie co do
spowodowanego nieszczescia
Pa1stwo Ryszka wiedza tyl.
ko, il syn ;ctl pracowa} W
jakieis wieikiej fabryce. fry
tyg odnie tenlu, starszy ich
syn, Felix zosta{ 6miertelnie
poraniony W Red Wing, gdy
wsiad al la Iociag. M1odszy,
Klemons mic dotad ME vie
o smierci Fellksa.
POC]AG wiozacy przeszio
sto CzarnogGrc6w, kt6rzy
jecbali ably bra6 udzia} W
wojnie przeciw Turkom,
przejezdza} W roDiedzia1ek
przez East Winone, do No.
wego Yorku,
MkODZIEZ W parafii Sw
Stanis}awz Kostki wszelkie-
mi si}ami stara sig o powiek-
szenie sunny ma budowe Do
mu Polskiego. Ma ostatniem
posiedzeniu postonowiono
wydawa6 ,.Kawe'' na korzySc
Domu Polskiego, koszta beda
panny op}aca6 z w}asnej kie'
szeni, ably ty}ko doch6d by}
wiekszy. Kto moze, powi-
MEN dopomoc i'm W tym
zb;eraniu cent6w, chocby
przez wypicie filizanki kawy
- przeciez to ma dobry eel.
w przysz}a niedzie]e "Ka-
wa" W domu panny M, Szul-
ia, pod mr.. 273 - Chatfield
ul. Mech vice kazdyw ME-
dziele II pazdz. posp;eszy pc
nieszporach ma f'l'zanke ka.
wy do domu panny Szclta
pnlskiej modniarki.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1912-10-24

sic pogrzeb 5p. Karola Woods
kt6ry chorowaf przez kilka
tygodni i llczyf PREY 6mierci
50 lat wieku. PozostaWif zone
i dwoje dzieci.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-11-19
DANGERS or COCAINE.
Effects Of the Constant Use Of This
Powerful stimulant.

Effects Of the Constant Use Of Thls
Powerful stimulant.
The most harmful OF all habit form
ing drugs is cocaine. Nothing 80
quickly deteriorates its victim or pro
vides so short cut to the insane asy.
lum 1t differs from opium In two i'm
portant ways. A man does not acquire
habit from cocaine in the sense that
It is virtually impossible for him to
leave it of without medical treatment
He can do 50. although he rarely does.
On withdrawal he experiences only an
intense nnd horrible depression, to-
gether with a physical languor which
results in sleepiness that cannot be
shaken off.
Opium withdrawal, on the other
hand. results In sIeeplessness and ex-
treme nervous and physical disorder.
In action. too. cocaine Is exactly the
opposite of opium. for cocaine Ia an
extreme stimulant Its stimulus wears
on quickly and leaves corresponding
depression, but 1t confers half hour
of capabIlity of intense effort That
Is why bicycle riders. prizehghters and
race horses are often doctored or ''dop
ed with cocaine
When cocaine gives. out its victim in.
variably resorts to alcohol for stimu'
lus. Alcoholics. however. when depriv'
ed Of alcohol generally drift into the
use of morphine.-Charles B. Towns In
Century.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-11-19
HELD BY A COBRA.
Agony Of Prisoner In Military Jail
In India.

Agony OF Prisoner In a Military Jail
In India.
In the military cantonments of In
Ola the punishment cells. which are
about fourteen feet high by twelve
feet square, stand separately. There
are no windows. but one side is a
grille, the iron bars being about five
inches apart.
On one occasion when a private was
confined in one of them large cobra.
one of the most deadly reptiles in In
dia crawled between the bars and
wriggled on to the bed to get warmth.
1t eurled upon the prisoners chest and
he was just about to turn over when.
feeling the unusual weight, he saw
the snakes glittering eyes staring into
his face. He dared not move. so he
had to lie. in that position for four
, hours.
At s O'Clock. when the sergeant went
his rounds. he saw the position the
prisoner was in and went for long
stick With another soldier he enter
ed the cell. and they drove the snake
into a corner. where they killed it.
The colonel released the prisoner. as
he thought he had suffered enough
punishment in the terrible experience
he had gone through The mans hair
had turned white with the mental
strain which he had endured -London
Standard.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-11-19

WORDS
From a Mount Holly Citizen

Is your back lame and painfuls
Does it ache especially after exertion
Is there a soreness in the kidney
region?
These symptoms suggest weak kid
neys.
If so there is. danger in delay.
Weak kidneys get fast weaker
Give your trouble prompt attention.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys.
Your neighbors use and recommend
them.
Read this Mount Holly testimony.
Mrs. Anna Cobb, I6I Water ST. Mount
Holly, N. J., says: "a member of my
family suffered for a long time from
attacks of backache and also had trouble
from his kidneys. He finally used
Doan's Kidney Pills, which were OBJ
tanned at Jones' Pharmacy and they
made him well. At that time publicly
endorsed this remedy in his behalf and
l am now pleased to verify my forme,
statement"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents
Foster-M ilburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
ole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-11-19

the world for a witness unto all ma
(Matthew xiv, 14.) He said
A year ago the international Bible
Students Association, perpIexed by the
conflicting reports, resolved to send a
Committee of Seven to investigate and
give candid report on missionary
prospects in foreign especially
In South India, where it is making a
special effort / was one of that Com
mittee, which otherwise was composed
Of four successful business men,-One
doctor, and General Hall, of the q. 8.
A. The Committee performed its du-
ties conscientiously, and made its Re
port to one of the largest Christian
gatherings ever held in New York City
lin the Hippodrome, March 31st. Its
Report, published in pamphlet form.
reached a very wide circulation
amongst Christian people / am au-
thorized to offer the remainder free,
one copy each, to all interested in
Foreign Mission work. A postcard ad-
dressed to II. B. S. A., Brooklyn, N.
T." requesting a copy of the Mission
airy Report, will receive prompt atten-
ton as long as the supply holds out.
The Committee, In preparing this Re-
port, felt sure that it would be dis
couraging to some loyal Christian peo-
pie; and they therefore laid bare the
5 facts in as kindly and Christian man
ner as possible Every one of them
being deeply interested in the heather.
every one of them a sincere Christian,
what else could they do?
Now, as the Committee feared. the
truthfulness of their Report. which so
many Christian people gratefully ac-
knowledge, has irritated few persons
These evidently fear that we have
shattered their idol and discredited
tlseir fairy tales respecting the imme-
dfate conversion of the world by hui
man instrumentality and more millions
Of money. We sympathize with these
enthusiasts, who seem to deceive them
selves as well as others and who shut
their eyes to facts, while hoping against
hope to maintain exploded theories
One of these. Mr.. W. t. Ellis. alias
the Religious Rambler" attacks our
report after the style of Don Quixote
Falsely he declares that we journeyed
on the same vessel from San Francis
co to Shanghai, giving the impression
that we had not visited Japan at all
Then he declares that we merely raced
through the country. did not visit all
the mission stations. nor talk with all
the missionaries: and he wants to know
how we could know anything on the
subject Of our Report. Our Report
tells the facts The Committee of Sew
en- scattered, and spent six days in
Japan, or total of ~ days of inyesti-
cation. Our % days spent in India.
similarly recorded, would be the equiv
alent Of nearly six months investiga-
ton by one person.
Our l. B. S. A. Committee were not
commissioned to investigate missions.
nor merely to ask missionaries to cor
rob0rate reports promulgated by mis-
sionary societies. We visited and in
terrogated the people. saw their con-
ditions, attended meetings. etc As
for myself, this critic charges in one
breath that did not preach the ser
mons which appeared in the newspa-
Ders of the world: and in the next
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IIndatarrninsd InL.

There's crook gone to the island
for ten days that I'll be looking for
when he comes out" remarked a po-
hceman on an east side post.
''WhyT
swell, listen. caught him trying a
door on my beat the other night and
took him in. He started to be nasty
about it, and swung my stick at him.
Before could land him one on the
head he shouts out to me:
~sDon't hit mel Look out! There's a
dynamite stick in me pocketr
II stopped quick enough, all right,
for, you see, l get all the blowing up l
need at the station now and again But
listen, When that chap was searched
at the station there wasn't sign of
dynamite on him.
who was the Joke on? Never mind
that. The question is, who viii the
Joke be on? Just t"-New York
Globe
Pretty Poor Cigars.
"You can't tell me there is no honesty
In the world"
''How now7"
II left box Of cigars somewhere the
other day. Somebody found it. smoked
one and returned the rest"-Washing-
Bon Herald.
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ouite Deaf.

When defendant III Edgware police
court said that he wished to call his
mother as u witness the court officer
observed THAI she mad been in court
all the time and had heard the evt
dence
The Mother from the rear OF the
COURT Yes hut I'm stone deaf ano
can't hear word The Clerk dn =
whisper, quite deaf: rhe Mother
Yes
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DANDRUFF, FALLING
HAIR STOPPED
Harmless, 0dFashioned Rem
edy Brings Back Color to Gray
Hair and Makes It Grow.


How many old-fashioned remedies are
being used, which goes to show that it
is hard to improve some OF our grand
mothers old-time, tried remedies. For in
stance, for keeping the hair dark. soft AMI
glossy nothing equals our grandmothers
sage tea" Although, by the addition a
sulphur and other ingredients, this old
fashioned brew has been made more eff.
fective as q scalp tonic and color re
storer.
Nowadays, when our hair comes out i.
gets faded or gray, instead of going to
the garden or garnet for herbs and
making the 'stea" ourselves, we simpl'
go to the nearest drug store and ask TO,
a bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy.
Druggists are authorized to sell il
under guarantee that the money will be
refunded II It fails to do exactly as rep
resented.
This preparation Is offered to the
public at fifty cents a bottle. and
recommended and sold by all druggist
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Tn. aos. Blower.

Time 4:S0 Whistle blows in nearby
factory. New Office boy asks If 1t Is
time to go home. Old Office boy says
no. New boy calls attention TO fact
that whistle has blown. Old boy re-
torts. you walt till the boss blows.
Chicago Tribune.
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He-What kind Of u resort was ityou
were at? She Well. judging from the
kind Of men ] saw there. ] should say
1t was the last resort for marriageable
girls.-Boston Transcript
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A Sad Feature.

Jack Engagement is off. Ell? Has
she sent him back the ring? Tom
No. that's what's bothering him. He
owes money on that ring. York
Press.
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An Assurances.

''Sir. am talking about what you
owe me- VIII you please pay me some
! attention.
.'Certainly. II you do not want me to
pay you anything else."- Exchange
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a RuIer.

Singleton That's queer sign: Want
Cd A girl to feed ruling machine.
Wederly = Nothing queer about that
Somebody wants nursegirl to lool
after the baby.
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The Eiaht.

Willis So your wife recovered
Fine. ! heard the dm'tors made n great
dghi for her life ellis They did.
and they Utmost got It TOO Woman's
Home Companion.