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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-05-08
Insurgents and StaIwarts
The Stanley Promoter published the following in parallel columns:
Ths lnsussent. The stalwar.

ne following In parallel columns:
The stalwart.
A stalwart Ii the fellow who Is on
the inside and wants to stay there.
he is the rascal who has the goods and
won't "diyvy'' up. He il the end seat
hog.
He is the pioneer who does not like
intrusion on the domain he has pre-
empted. He liz the mechanician who
does not believe in ~entrusting the ma
chinery he has constructed to strange
and unskilled hands.
He has often been found in ques-
tionable company and occasionally
has become rather suspicious himself.
II suckers abounded he has welded
a crafty n ever ready spear and
those who have profted by his crafts
manship have paid we'll for his sery-
ices.
But he has always been true blue
to his kind and those to whom he
looked for support. Occasionally a
traitor has been found within his
ranks, but as soon as discovered the
varlet has been cast U to swell the
ranks OF the insurgents.
The stalNart has not always been
honest, but in many characteristics
he has more nearly reached the meas
ure of a man than has his insurgent
opponent.
In every endeaYor of men he has
who sails uncharted seas. He is new
er a coward. He is the man who In
the midst of battle floats to the breeze
Don't give up the ship" He it is
who, in the face of danger, commands
BE British, my men"
We find him at Plymouth Rock, later
at Valley Forge; again at New Or
leans; Thomas, at Chickamagua, was
a stalwart; Lee, hemmed within the
f~ortifications at Richmond, was a
stalwart. He has not always fought
in the right, but he has always fought
in the open. Lincoln bearing the bur-
dens of a nation, unaided and alone,
for five long weary, heart-breaking
years, was a stalwart. Booth, the as
sassin, was an insurgent.
Don't confound the terms ststalwart''
and ''standpatter.'' The stalwart wins
Ny AhAShiSS0 VI SS0 aAd nSlIAESS VI
hand. The standpatter plays with a
marked deck. Send a stalWart among
insurgents and there is a panic; send
an insurgent among stalwarts and
there is amusement.
The stalwart forever! Rascal that
he was, outeast that he is becoming,
we cannot refuse him the tribute OF
our admiration.
No. Let US choose to be neither.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-05-08
The RsaI Ameriean came.

by hockey! Tpere are days, boys,
when a man can't lay up a cent and
this seems to be one of 'ern, but I am
going to stick this time for five little
old beans and have a look"
mot for five, George. It's going to
cost you about twice that. This is no
place for children or suffragettes' hus-
bands. Look out for me this time.
I'm the little old prophet with the tin
ears. If / help, it's the Gates Ajar
for you ginks. so 1t ISL
ooh, I amt got nothing much but
a pair of hackdrivers," says the third
But I guess your Uncle Dad will have
to linger and see if he can't help out
with the rent this month. I got you,
Steve, and ten little seeds more.
Here me ring the bell. oh. peaches
and cream, here's a heavy villain I
didn't know / had
Chorus: Gee whiz, Hank! you
know there's a ceiling in the room
and you amt allowed to crack the
plaster. 'Tain't fair to our host and
besides, if you'd be reasonable we'd
all stick around"
Host: Never mind me, bows.
You can stick 'em up as high as the
Eiffel tower. I got a couple OF dizzy
little chorus girls that look good.
Two bits for mine. Now I guess
you'll all take a walk.
Last man: "You all must have got
a regular Pierpont Morgan collection
for pictures. but I can't lay down
four little democrats. 7 had to frisk
the family sock before I left home
so I can't go stronger than birdsesd.
/ guess well all take a glance at the
moving pictures. Wat chu got.
| gents?''
First man. II wasn't handin' you
any baby talk on my mttt. I got 'em
this time and / guess youth have to
pass me the Carnegie medal. Essie
Bessie and Tessie. three beautiful lit
tie typewriters.''
Second man: Honest, George,
you're fuunier than Johnnie Ray. Why
don't you stay out until you get some
thing. I guess you'll all have to shove
'em over to your Uncle Dudley this
time. Mine are all blue. rive of 'em
All little hearts with q point on onS
end and a dent In the other
Third man: II IN on my way tx
Reno. Goodnight, nurse
Host: Say, You ginks don't thinl
you're going to come here and licl
up all my refreshments and smoke ms
cigars and get away with d pat iiks
that. do you? Pay me the little hos
this time, boys. Here's mine. Pu'
on your smoked goggles and pipe ZEN
OFF. Three head ushers and d pair b
messenger boys
Chorus: You're d - Of a host
That ain't no sort OF a way to treat
vour company. no yon want AS Ii
Jay ali your rnat every month m
Last man: sIa0ia on there, captain
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-05-08

New York, May S.-All women are
natural born liars! So says Nine.
Katherine Michaelis, the Danish au-
thoress whose book, The Dangerous
Age, Great q such a sensation in Eu-
rope and America when it appeared
two years ago. Madame Michaelis
says it is out of the question for
women to tell the truth, because they
learned prevarication from their moth
ers, and their mothers learned it from
their mothers, and SO on, all the way
back to Eve, who perhaps Just grow
ed" that way.
why" she says, women lie to
their husbands without the slightest
provocaticn about the simplest things
which could easily be told honestly
and truthfully. They don't do it in
t~entionally. It's just a bad habit"
Madame Michaelis is indignant at
the widely published insinuation that
she Is a disciple IND teacher of the
free love cult, and declares she firm
ly believes in legal marriage as the
only safeguard for women, and the
only condition under which they may
find peace and happiness.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-05-08
THE WHEAT ACREAGE

The Minneapolis Tribune, ~editorially
commented On the wheat acreage in
the following:
The spring and winter wheat acre.
age Cor 1872 will be small. The ex-
naessve abandonment OF area BY severe
winter killing has reduced the fall
rown wheat Ia tlse smallest total
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-05-08
Years Of Suffering
CataRrl1 and Blood Disease :
Doctors Failed to Cure.

Miss Mabel f.. Dawkins, 1914 Lafay-
cite ST., Fort Wayne, Ind, writes:
For three years ! vas troubled with
eral doctors and a dozen different REM
edies, but none of them did me any
good. "A friend told me Of Hoods Sar-
saparilla. I took two bottles OF this
medicine and was as well and strong
as ever. / feel like a different person
and recommend Hoods to any one suf-
9ering from catarrh."
Get it today in usual liquid form or
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-05-08

Don't pull in the gang plank. / told
you all that ! had four little demo-
Gratis, but D wouldn't take the
hunch. ! play honest and there they
are, Don't they look pretty and inrlo-
cent lke2 Pass the tainted stuff this
way, please
Chorus: .FoE the love OF Mike,
shake 'ern w q little this time. steve.
ITS getting late and we ought to be
gettin' sone good hands before Iong.s
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-03-01
Adventure

"Well, anyway, at the end of the
half hour down she came again and
took good squint at me. ''rhatll do
nicely remembered her saying. and
with that she took the whisky bottles
and hove them oversize through the
companionway. That the last she
said to the, three. soaks. Till the Mar
tina floats and you're back In Guvutu
It'll be long time between drinks
And then she laughed
'She looked at me ana said-not to
me. mind you but to the soaks: ITS
time this worthy man went ashore
me. Worthy man: Fowler, she said.
Just tell Adamu Adam to man the
whaleboat. and while he's aking Cap
tain Oleson ashore have your boat put
me on the Fiibberty. The three Of
you sail With me. SO pack your dun
mage. All hands got me over the side.
and 1t seems to me went to sleep sit
ting in the stern sheets and watching
that Adamu steer Then ] saw the
Flibberty's mainsail hosting and
heard the ciank of her chain coming
b.. and ! woke up. Here. put me on
the Flibberty.' said to Adamu. 4
put you on the beach. said he. Missile
Lackalanna say beach plenty good for
you. And now I've come to find out
whether I'm skipper OF the Flibberty
or that chit of yours with her pirating.
heather hoat's crew"
"Never mind. skipper. You can take
vacation on pay" Sheldon spoke
With more assurance than he felt. IF
Miss Lakeland. who Ia my partner,
has seen fit to take charge Of the Flib
berry Gibbet. why. 1t Ia all right. IA
you will agree. there was no time to
be lost II the Martha was to be got OF.
1t ia bad reef. and any considerable
sea would knock her bottom out. You
settle down here. skipper. and rest up
and get the fever out of your bones.
When the Flibberty Gibbet comes
back you'll take charge again. OF
course,
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-03-01

Gus eyes; for 1t was the first white
mans house the black had ever seen.
The black stepped down. and an,
other mounted to take his place. But
Tagari just before he reached the bot
tom step caught sight OF Sheldon. 1t
was the first horse the fellow had ever
seen. and he let out frightened
screech and dashed madly up the
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-03-01
CHAPTER XVI.

PLEASE DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME-"
A FTER Dr. WelShmere and the
"a Apostle departed and Captain
~ Oleson had turned in for a
sleep in yeranda hammotk
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-02-20

itd]t, lid in Gorburltsgatb III 5eigciL
oamit, ipeiln i'm Die bcrailbtc Mutter
Der G%rntorbuts hires Spbnes onfIa,
gen ionte, er erfolgreid icin Nlibi
nad,tpeiicn fcnnc.
Gr ipar faltln tort, oils lid Der altc
!Samfers 81 ieilem llnternebnlen Ri.
itete mnO Stride, Hcpolper, Meiier
lrao lonitigc @inbrudyperfScuge 5ll
'id) nabn.
Sann peripcrrte or ieiu Suiis itlo
beaab iid) iu elmer fleincn Sd)elcr
biltter 0emlelber. no cin fruitiocs
Soflano-Eonp lm%tergebrnd,t mar.
sd ruiQ Die @eid,idtc raid, ob
thiin," miirnncltc er. oua Efcrb lat.
telro. id, pia Den iitltgeu Wiolcr 10
tiet pcrlenfeil, baB cr f%eineslpegs ans
Salo ld)mimmcr fam, ,ll,b id) nil
lnellre tallicnb Efuno Dobcl1. @n$
aber nod mebr llnb beiier lit: id) iehc
Den Weg flar Dor mir, IN Der ,}llflnfl
nod, 10 mand)eS Sulicno SIT gepiu
men. Sd Ollrd)ifldlte Sorb Seondr0'>
@ebcinlnib. id) claude i'll crrathcn
iuer DER Satcr beS iltll9cn Wolcrs iii.
Mein 2oro 9eonnrb gprenonO. mellll
0ieie @eId)ihte obactban iii, iperoc id)
| Sbteil fiir 3eit Sores Sebena cine
Se'iel Inn Den SltB Acle9t babell. Sd,
min cin groBeS &erlnogen Oararla
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-02-20

rHo'nmnnbe," ipieocrhcite Mib
Tennc eritaiiuf, lie lit nid)t bier, tic
mar and nidt bier"
rSh &immel!" ihrie Ser Safer
Snriiftoitmeluo, oToiamItnoe lit pcr-
loren.."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-02-20

Dortieerns ouf Der 4. Seitc.)
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05
WHAT AILS THE LAWYERS?

HE who put into his will plain warning to his heirs to
beware of probate judges and attorneys doubtless only
getting his revenge for bitter memories OF his own MY
personal experience the will read n dealings social and otherwise
WITH lawyers has been extensive and careful observation other
has convinced that they all dangerous crooks only
ded expressly educated and trained obtain ones conf
dsue in order that they may defraud and rob with mpuny
Such savage generalization is merely pquant Yet why should
y true undoubtedly is that lawyers unpopuarmore so
han any other class of professional men, Doctors and lawyers both
peculiar degree close confidential relations with their
c So far motive character, public esteem concerned
doctors stand high Lawyers the other hand have much to wish
the matter Of standing and repue Is because their chances
Of profit and reward subtle tempting equvoca
We smile to-day of the medieval hruss at lawyers
when Shakespeare makes Henry W. "The first thing
kill all the lawyers when Peter the Great being told
meaning the OF black gowns and flowing West
Minister Hall excm in aonishment lawyers why have but
tvo in my whole domnons and believe shall hang them
get home Yet Who amid present day events could
repeat conviction the words of Webster Gan eminent lawyer
cannot be a dishonest Tell is dishonest and will
he lawyer He cannot be- because he careless and
res Of justice The law not in his heart not the STANDARD
and rule Of his conduct"
Can the profession stand that test?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05
NO LESSONS Z?

0HE blame for the railway disaster at Westpo likely to
with the dead engineer who took a at high
speed despite signals TO him. The official report
Of the railway officials will hardly go further
But does that end it--until the next disaster?
Are there lessons from this latest wreck cumulative
dsncs pointing toward possible improvements and safeguards?
Granted that while human brain and hand part Of the
nschansm the human equation always to be reckoned with
Would two alert engineers equally responsible engine lesser
ths likelihood of error?
This time the heavy Pullman coacheuua the safest because
Of their solid consructiongot the worst Of it and
spnred and burnt scrap Would steel have suffered
badly2
Along the whole train fire burst almost instantly after TIL
cash the explosion of the Pntsc gas tanks Cannot all train
new be lighted with electricity?
With freproof cars, flexible likely
without spnng might passengers though injured
imprisoned have escaped the horrors Of slow cremation?
Are there lessons?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05
Mr.. Jarr Witnesses the Breaking
Of a Fiery, Untamed Bachelor

some little while. Some fellows would
feel sore about II. But don't care
'Oh. they didn't mean they weren't
anxious and eager to see you. you
know" expostulated Mr.. Jsrr. They
Just said. Have Mr.. Silver wait a min
ute think they really wanted to get
ril OF Omission"
Let's say no more about It." replied
da shing Jack Silver in the tone a man
uses when he Is dying to tell you all
about his domestic troubles. But
but"-and Mr.. Jarr stood aghast to see
tear. . real tear. on tho cheek Of the
hardened bachelor.
Understand. l don't care bit, not a
Bit" said Mr.. Silver. making a dab
at the telltaie tear with his handkcr-
chief. But my feelings are hurt"
Mr.. Jarr did not venture to ask him
how his feelings could be hurt to the
point of tears II he cared no whit. Mr.
Jarr only patted him on the back and
said:
They didn't mean II. know the,
didn't mean ~"
! TIN welcome everywhere" SMILED
tho bachelor. "Girls write me notes
call me up on the telephone, beg me Il
come 10 see them! Girls mothers chas'
me into corners and tell me what splen
did housekeepcrs their daughters ar,
and what a furorc their musical talents
create-and to be asked to walt Will,
Dinkston-,that laxative tramp--hel'
their hands. Say. what sort Of lookin;
girls arc they? Whatcha going (,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05
| % dD% 2Sga%6p5Ov
~ Ns1 AAU wv

and he began TO tug on his aucy yell
low gloves and adjust his purple cravat
with the star sapphire stickpin.
There was some class to Jack Sil-
yer. lie was natty dresser and didn't
care how much money he spent. HE
wait"
Now. don't be huffy. I'll see about
It," said Mr.. Jar.
"Me huny? The idea" cried the or
nate bachelor. mo. old chap, I really
just dropped in for moment. Give my
respects to tho ladies and tell them
was no sorry I could not wait. but a
very important enEa cement called me
AWAY"
He felt he might as we'll he killed for
an old sheep as a lamb. He'd be blamed
for the guest Of honor escaping. any
way.
They walked down the street together,
Mr.. Silver inwardly chagrined but airily
pretending life was say and sweet q
him.
Come In Gus's and have something
suggested Mr.. Jarr.
"A corner saloon?' replied his friend
'My dear fellow I never go In them
Como to my club. We have Scotch W.
import ourselves. It's wonderful
"you come In here with me and wei
have scotch Gus makes himself. You'll
find It even more wonderful" said Mr.
Jar firmly.
"Of course. don't care a WHIT" sale
Mr.. silver. after they had been In Gus
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05

have?"
They're peaches" said Mr.. Jarr
lying fearsomely.
Il always admired Philadelphia girls"
said Mr.. Silver. They're so lndepend-
ent. I guess that's because the Declara-
ton OF Independence was signed in
Philadelphia. They've got some self-rc-
spect, they have' They're not like these
New York girls. throwing themselves at
| the heads of every man that comes
along. BY Jove! admire them for It."
Glad TO hear you say So" said Mr..
Jarr. wondering whether II was the Jolt
TO his self-esteem or Gus's truly won-
derful Scotch that was working this
change in the erstwhlle conceited BACH
elor.
I'm glad I had this little talk with
you." continued dashing Jack Silver.
1T shows my character. It shows how
admire girls that make a man, no
matter who that man If. keep his place.
They were occupied and they made
even ME walt Omission IS a smart fell
low. He may be down and out, but
don't that prove those Philadelphia girl,
are considerable OF the poor fellows feo-
ings? Don't It show they respect brains
more than money? I'm going right
back with you and tell them how I ad-
mire girls OF their sort"
And back they started.
Gus" said Mr.. Jarr as they wer,
leaving. ct want to send bottle OF thai
Scotch OF yours to my mother-in-iaw II
Brooklyn"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05

pen. He declares himself grateful IA Al.
parents for perfect health and "a hi,
VIE FOR a quiet and pleasant corner In
life. ."
Josephine Preston Peabody In rss,av
Mrs. Lionel Marks
cara Louise Burnham says that tia
artists studio described SO attract.ysly
In her new novel. THE Inner FYame''
Is taken from a real studio cleveNy. De.
ylsed by an artist and actor from an
old chicken house. and ha2plly named
the villa Chanteeer" - -
Agnes C. Laut has become q voma
farmer. She Is fencing and dsveloTlns
a OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES estate 1T Mt, RlRa.
Mrs. Eleanor II. Porter denies e6at
she is the Miss Rily' Of her 0En
| plquant romance. she admits, hovsPsr.
that most Of billy Neiison'v' eoosc
have never been offered to a musio cob
Usher. but lay hidden away In an old
music cabinet in the authors home.
Dame Curtsey.' author OF vaf1>,ts
! books OF games. recipes and other mat
| tiers. upon which hostesses have iearned
10 rely. IL Mrs Hollbrook. formerly
| IIilye Howell Glover. She 10 an OhSoau
by birth and stan contributor 70 the
Chicago Record-Herald.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05
Letters from the People

dangerous diseases, notably consump-
ton. with minor ailments such as
catarrh. influenza 40. The systemati tic
dlsinfection OF school rooms. as advo-
Gated In q paper read at the recent In
ternational Congress on Hygiene and
Demography at Washington. In at all
times an important sanitary measure.
which will become doubly so II these
rooms are 10 be used as places Of mis-
cellaneous public resort. IL would he a
simple and inexpensive matter to spray
the floors with an efficient dlsinfectant
solution at the close OF each meeting
And II Is TO be hoped that the authorities
will see that this precaution II not
omitted. J. II. AINSLIE WALKER.
Nfontclair. N. j.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05

n RR. JARR saw the caller wHs
M really the expected visitor. Jack
AvA Silver. the only bachelor In the
Jar acquaintance able to take wife
and support her In the style the girl OF
to-day hopes for.
You're a little late" said Mr.. Jar.
'What's tho difference" replied tho
spoiled bachelor. They'll walt for me.
won't thcyf Well. where are the Phila-
delphia spring chlckens?"
They're In the parlor getting their
palms read by Omission. who Jus; drop
ped In" explained Mr., Jarr. Were to
wait q minute TIL they are through"
Were to wait minute TIL they are
through, eh2" replied Jack Silver.
What do you think I am? An actor
at liberty camping m the ante-room
Of a theatrical magnate?"
! why. no." said MIR, Jar. but they
said Just to wait minute
mot me.' said the bachelor testify,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05


SIK about Eve on plymouth Rock
W6U perhaps suggested sA'
ILL because interrupted comic shs:t nso
the nr and prHpSs her blue a css .sssp. the
Jokes I'm simply na,r. nn: 70, on :ns AMY s.
pictures Husbands. a.s sss
know these tns' 49,
Man mock :srDr s:v IT, .. Dss ss.
my repeated painted y:
r OF os nUs "ss. %s and
fashion 20 long n. Ssy o no s, s. os n.ss s
hair prmy and neatly under . 00r0"'
NO.
dear 90
stun collar rubber boots and soss She wen. out Of actual n
sstSa,s
s.s ss . %ss ~. Mss. n s"1s
.oa
%TT , SS, sssSs, There whole o; Fame
will observe the a.,u. .a..s:
m a % act s Sas sf % picture Of sos s
III w as'sa"d h a. scare. as men," n oDs n IN %
of falling his neck with srau" end
' the before he n s:c,pe @uaI x %
MUST of the old traditions Santa Claus and reluctant
they're picked The
s.pns Sans their wander
paper piano r1 " your from,
a paper bag could be heard for mile.
a% s ' ' saa
rolling
Off
hard
evening bridge a. the left
the window for husband nowadays"
n
Longer keep tabs on their husbands
maids
ladies longer look under for
Iorigna
always taken himself seriously
seriously, TOO"
But haven't" protested
bur,
HANE-and OF o
cherish. Man sadly
to
I
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-05
The Folks That
Write Our Books

OBERT HALIFAX, who writes
novels OF London low society.
d &c iares that inspiration,
love your work" and regular
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-07-16
DEMETRAL AND LEON
WRESTLE THURSDAY
Both Men in Condition for
Combat at Salt Palace
Saucer.

with three OF the four men selected
who Will wrestle the preliminary matches
and tickets ON sale this morning, prepa-
rations are practically complete for the
dig wrestling match between Demetral
the Greek. and Leon, the Russian, which
taxes place in the arena of the saucer
track at the Salt Palace Thursday night
Promoted by the Empire Athletic club
the latest organization in the local field
In tho interest OF sport events, and sane
toned by the citys boxing and wrest-
ling commission, by Mayor Park and
Chief of Police Grant the match prom
lses 70 be fast one
Arrangements have been made for seat
Ing between 5000 and 5000 persons F,v-
cry indication points 10 a record crowd
and after an afternoon spent in watch
Ing Demetral and Leon work out il is
evident that the two men are In good
shape
Both Demetral and Leon did some OF
the stlfest work of their training Mon
Gay afternoon. Four or five big fellows
at each camp went against tho Wrestlers
Leon Will take the mat fifteen noun6s
heavier than his opponent, but Demetral
declares that this surplus weight against
him will not bother him al all The
men go on at catch weights at the ring
side. They compare as follows