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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Miss Azelis Wells and Miss Bessie
Wells, of Herman, were guests of
Miss Mabel Stone on Saturday and
attended the concert of the Weather
wax Bros. in the evening.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

In the villages of this state where
the license question was an issue at
the Tuesday election. seventeen towns
changed from wet to dry and five
from dry to wet. The villages in this
vicinity which changed from wet to
dry were Alexandria, Ashby and
Westbrook. -
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

When you have rheumatism in your
foot or instep apply Chamberlain S
Liniment and you will get quick relief.
It costs but quarter. Why suffer?
For sale by all dealers.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

New spring fabrics and wash goods
just received. Make your purchases
from the new patterns. Wells Bros.
Hanson Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Eye-sight restored. By DR.. Bro
kaw eye specialist at Krueger's drug
store. Morris the 9Th and 7th of every
month. Painful head and eyes made
painless. Prices always lowest.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

E. J. Stadin, a Great Northern
brakeman, had his shoulder injured
by tripping on a nail as he was leav-
ing a car, on Wednesday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
G. H. Roberts. who recently moved
on the Crusen farm in Darnen, or
Tuesday morning.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

All are invited to the social dance
at the armory on Monday evening,
March 18th. Music by Cafarelli's
orchestra. .
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Mrs. E, J. Jones pleasantly enter
tanned a number of ladies at five hun
dred yesterday afternoon.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Services at the Norwegian Lutheran
Synod church next Sunday evening at
7:30. EngeT Olsen, pastor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Silver Leaf Flour at $1.25 a sack
and guaranteed equal to any -four
sold in Morris except New Gold which
is the strongest and best -four that car
be made from spring wheat. Morris
City Mills. 49,.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

F. H. Judkins, who has been farm
ing in Rendsville township, has pur-
chased the Church cottage here in
Morris and last week moved here.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

The DeLaval cream separator has
the greatest capacity, does the best
work and wears the longest of any
separator used. Stewart sells them.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Little Phillip Malmberg has been
sick this week, but is now, improving
Mrs. F. Malmberg has also been sick.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

G. r. Ingalls, has resigned his posi-
tion with the agricultural school here
and has accepted position doing ex-
tension work for the University of
Wisconsin. He will enter on his
duties there about April LIST and will
live at Eau Claire. Mr.. Ingalls, re-
moval from this school and from this
community will be very much regret
ted, because he has done excellent ex-
tension work in many farmers meet
ings in this portion of the state and
was much in demand for the practical
way in which he handled his dairy
talks. His work in Wisconsin will
be along the line that he has been
advocating for adoption in this state,
that is. that field man be placed
in each county to assist farmers and
especially dairy farmers in every way
with their problems, introducing test
ing records and helping build up the
dairy herds to greater proft-produc-
ing efficiency. The position came to
Mr.. Ingalls, entirely unsought. and as
the Wisconsin work is new depar-
ture. it will be part of his duty to
work out the problems connected with
this new line of university extension.
That he will be successful in attain
ing practical results his work here
has demonstrated.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Esther Carney, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Frank CARNEY, has been
very sick with the grip this week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

For Sale.-My 1911 model Hudson
torpedo touring car. In perfect con.
dition and fully equipped. l want tt
make quick sale.
Paul L. Spooner.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

For Sale About 60 Plymouth rock
and Rhode Island Reds chickens.
Inquire of William Harris.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

J. E. Hamilton expects to have
the Hotel Morris in shape to open for
business the first part of next week.
There will be a lunch room and
cafe, and the rooms will be let on
the European plan.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Read Jones' silo ad. in this issue.
Team of work horses for sale cheap.
Fred Tomlin.
John Logan last week moved from
a farm near Donnelly to the Miller
farm in Hodges. .s.,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

S. J. Stebbins returned Wednesday
from trip to the southern part Of
the state and to Chicago.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15
THE MORRIS TRTBuNE. Friday, MARCH i. 1919

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THE MORRIS TRIBUNE
Chick feed for sale. The Morris
Implement Co.
For Sale Lot %, block Ia. Nor
ris. E. E. Sawyer.
See the new stock of ladies' spring
suits and coats at Wells Bros. Han
son Co. IS.
Cafarelli's popular orchestra will
give social dance at the armory on
March 18th.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Carl Koehntop. of Swan Lake, on
March 9th.
James Griffith is able to be about
again, but still finds it necessary to
use crutches.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Gunders Peterson, living near Don
nelly, on March 9Th
Buy one of our smut machines at
ten dollars and treat your seed grain:
Morris City Mills.
Rev. Edward Jones and VIM.
WUnsch returned from their trip to
the South on Wednesday.
Mrs. M. z. Grove accompanied
her granddaughter to St. Paul on
Monday for short visit.
Herman Kerl. who was called to
Wisconsin by the fatal illness of his
father. is expected back today.
Judge S. A. Flahsrty was at
Breckenridge the first of the week
holding special term of court.
!: Esther Carney, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Frank CARNEY, has been
very sick with the grip this week.
Little Phillip Malmberg has been
sick this week, but is now, improving
Mrs. F. Malmberg has also been sick.
e. J. Stadin, a Great Northern
brakeman, had his shoulder injured
by tripping on nail as he was leav-
ing car, on Wednesday.
F. H. Judkins, who has been farm
ing in Rendsville township, has pur-
chased the Church cottage here in
Morris and last week moved here.
The DeLaval cream separator has
7 the greatest capacity, does the best
work and wears the longest of any
separator used. Stewart sells them.
]. E. Hamilton expects to have
: the Hotel Morris in shape to open fol-
business the first part of next week.
There will be a lunch room anC
cafe, and the rooms will be let or
the European plan.
a |
+ Honor gave a leap year party al
Linne's hall,on Monday evening. A
short program was given, followed BY
e dancing and refreshments, and most
. enjoyable evening spent by all pre-
S sent.
The spring term of the district
S court will be held next week, the
S preliminary call of the calendar be-
= ing on Monday and the trial of cases
beginning on Tuesday. There are
Is cases on the civil calendar and NJ
:, criminal cases.
n If you have trouble in getting riC
of your cold you may know that yol
are not treating it properly. There
is no reason why cold should hans
on for weeks and it will not if you
take Chamberlain Cough Remedy
For sale by all dealers.
Supt. J. T. Fuller announced thu
: honors for the high hool class OF
!, Thursday. William Maughn will b.
the valedictorian, and Eta Peterson
the salutatorian. The third ant
fourth honorary places were won BY
Ethel Pogue and Rebecca Flynn.
The "Detroiter"-A full 5 pas
senger Is H. P. Automobile with tor
- pedo body at $4,000 with top ant
windshield included. A strictly frs
class car in every respect. Wells
Olson & Co. at Herman, MIMI, have
e the agency for this county. Write
y to them.
q Chas. Sisk has sold his residence il
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Wells Bros-Hanson Co. have just
received a most complete line of
mems clothing in anticipation of what
they expect to be the best year in the
history of their business. Very large
line of mems furnishings.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

S. H. Severson, who wac formerly
assistant in the Citizens Bank here
but has spent the past two years at
Brady. Mont, was visiting here. the
first of the week. He left for visit
at his former home IN Wisconsin.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Judge S. A. Flahsrty was at
Breckenridge the first Of the week
holding special term of court.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Supt. J. T. Fuller announced the
honors for the high s:hool class on
Thursday. William Maughn will be
the valedictorian, and Eta Peterson
the salutatorian. The third and
fourth honorary places were won by
Ethel Pogue and Rebecca Flynn.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

The young ladies of the Degree of
Honor gave leap year party at
Linne's hallon Monday evening. A
short program was given, followed by
dancing and refreshments, and most
enjoyable evening spent by all pre-
sent.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

+ If you have trouble in getting rid
of your cold you may know that you
are not treating it properly. There
is no reason why cold should hang
on for weeks and it will not if you
take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
For sale by all dealers.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

A basket social and program will
be given at the school house in Dis
trict No. 7, in Rendsville, of which
Miss Mabel Peterson is teacher, on
Saturday evening. A cordial invita-.
tion is extended to all.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

The spring term of the district
court will be held next week, the
preliminary call of the calendar be-
ing on Monday and the trial of cases
beginning on Tuesday. There are
Is cases on the civil calendar and no
criminal cases.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

MIR. and Mrs. Theo. Storck went to
Minneapolis Tuesday to visit her
mother. Mrs. Herman Zahl, Sr,
who is in the hospital there, and is
reported recovering.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

The "Detroiter' full 5 pas
senger Is H. P. Automobile with tor
pedo body at $500 with top and
windshield included. A strictly first
class car in every respect. Wells
Olson & Co. at Herman, Mimi, have
the agency for this county. Write
to them.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Quick meal gasoline range and
Round Oak coal stove for sale. C..
B. Randall. .a.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

The entertainment given by the
Weatherwax quartette at the armory
last Saturday evening proved by far
the most, popular number of the
popular entertainment course. The
armory was filled and all who attend
ed were much pleased with the pro.
gram.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Read Jones' silo ad. in this issue.
Team of work horses for sale cheap
Fred Tomlin.
John Logan last week moved from
a farm near Donnelly to the Mile
farm in Hodges. 3.s,,
F. A. Hancock has begun work OF
the basement of the new Morris Ma
tional Bank building.
Social dance at the armory mex
Monday evening, by CafarelIi's or
chestra. All are invited.
The Jones Lumber Co. are prepared
to give you price complete on any siz
silo you may wish to build.
Group pictures of the Stevens Coun
ty Farm Club taken by c.. L. Voss ar
now ready and for sale at the gallery
Come to the Congregational churcI
next Sunday night and receive a fin
souvenir program free. See program
as printed A. R. Larson.
Hi there!a Waitua minute! Yo,
are forgetting all about those photo
graphs that you intended to hav
taken. C. L. Voss. photographer.
When you have rheumatism in you
foot or instep apply Chamberlain
Liniment and you will get quick relief
It costs but quarter. Why suffer
For sale by all dealers.
Miss Azelis Wells and Miss Bessi
Wells, of Herman, were guests c
Miss Mabel Stone on Saturday an
attended the concert of the Weather
wax Bros. in the evening.
Eye-sight restored. By DR.. Bro
kaw eye specialist at Krueger's dru
store. Morris the 9th and 7th of ever
month. Painful head and eyes mad
painless. Prices always lowest.
Wells Bros Hanson Co. have jus
received a most complete line Q
mems clothing in anticipation of whs
they expect to be the best year in tn
history of their business. Very larg
line of mems furnishings.
S. H. Severson, who wac formerl
assistant in the Citizens Bank hel
but has spent the past two years {
Brady, Mont, was visiting here. til
first of the week. He left for a Wis
at his former home IN Wisconsin.
"Three Hats is the title of pla
to be presented at the Opera House
the evening of March Fl, by student
of the School of Agriculture. Til
plot develops around the exchange {
three hats and the mystery clear
when the hats are restored to the
rigthful owners. Seats are now Q
sale at Krueger's Drug Store and &
the School of Agriculture.
Mr.. Alvin B. Engquist and Mis-
Hilma Olson, both flom west c
Donnelly, were married by Rev. A
Olson at the - parsonage on Friday
March 9th. Mr.. Anon Engquist an
Miss Petra Olson were witnesses
the ceremony. The young people wi
live on a farm in the Northwestern
part of the county, where they hav
many friends who will extend cor
CALCULATIONS and best wishes.
]. B. Anderson returned this wee
from his trip thru the West. He ha
purchased gallery at Eugene. Oregon
and will take possession April 18th
and expects to leave here about
week previous to that time. MI
Anderson was much impressed wit
the excellent business opening q
Eugene, and this combined with hi
artistic abilities in the photograph
business should assure him of success
there.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Herman Kerl. who was called to
Wisconsin by the fatal illness of his
father. is expected back today.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Be sure and see the silo door at the
Jones Lumber Co.
Jess Morrison is reported very sick
with appendicitis.
Mrs. Amos Mumbleau has been on
the sick list this week.
Mrs. Tim MaIoney has been very
sick with the grip this week.
The Morris Implement Co. will sell
you a smut machine for $14.
Leave your orders for Irvine at ].
H. WALKS hardware store.
Wanted. Two girls to work at
the Exchange Hotel. Wages, 81.
week.
There will be Swedish services at
the Swedish Lutheran church next
Tuesday evening, March 10Th.
If you are figuring on building a
block or stave silo, be sure and figure
with the E. ]. Jones Lumber Co.
They can save you money.
coOk ipo opd cor1;n0 avh;h;& 80 -
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

We want veal. live or dressed
Get our prices. Stevens County Pro
duce Co. <
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Chas. Sisk has sold his residence in
the eastern part of the city to Fred
Duenwald. who moved into it this
week. Mr.. Sisk has rented the Nc
Nally house for six months. and ex-
poets to remove next September to a
farm near Onamia, on the 500 line
from Brooten to Duluth.
The suit of Geo. Farwell and others
to have the recent incorporation of
the village of Alberta declared void
was tried before Judge S. A. Flaher-
ty on Monday, C. B. Randall appear
ing for the petitioners and ]. B. Or.
mond for the village. The Judge
found that the. village had not set
up facts sufficient to constitute a de-
tense. and so declared the incorpora-
tion void. 1t is said that those in
terested in having the village incor-
porated will now start incorpora tion
proceedings again under provision
of the laws of 1907 which appears tc
give village authority to incorporate
after its incorporation has been de-
cIared void by Judgment of court
Notwithstanding the fact that such
village does not contain two hundred
inhabitants. 1t is also said to be
the intention to reduce the territory
included in the incorporation some
what.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

"Three Hats is the title of play
to be presented at the Opera House,
the evening of March Fl, by students
of the School of Agriculture. The
plot develops around the exchange of
three hats and the mystery clears
when the hats are restored to their
rigthful owners. Seats are now on
sale at Krueger's Drug Store and at
the School of Agriculture.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

C. H. Pickett, of Rock Rapids,
Iowa, is here looking after his lands.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

A cooking and sewing exhibit is to
be given at the School of Agriculture,
March sixteenth at two o'clock. All
ladies who are interested are invited
to be present.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Mrs. M. 2. Grove accompanied
her granddaughter to St. Paul on
Monday for a short visit.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-03-15

Garden seeds for sale, The Morris
Implement Co. 49,. 81 s. .s.r.,
Don't forget the Cafarelli dance
March 18th. at the armory.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-01
Would Have Missed Fire.

Julius Kahn had just been reelected to
congress by a very small margin, and one
of his political supporters was reminding
him of the service he had rendered in the
campaign.
What would you have done II II hadn't
been for me 2" he asked.
"Why, | would have been In the posi-
ton of the Hoosier in the hotel, replied
Kahn. "he and two companions occu-
pied one large room together. After a
day in the metropolis devoted principally
following fire engines in the hope OF see
ing conflagration, the cemen. sidewalks
proved too much for feet that were ac-
customed TO plowed ground, and he re-
tired. When his companions returned a
few hours later they found the door lock-
ed. They kicked on the door until they
awakened him and asked for the key.
" Il threw if over the transom, he re-
piled.
"When they had found il and unlocked
the door one OF them asked
"What would you have done il there
had been fire 2"
"Why, wouldn't have went. ;"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-01
Snakes Are Stupid.

One cannot train or teach snakes to do
anything whatever. Their brain power
is so limited that the marvel is how they
have ever managed to survive in the great
competition, especially when one finds
that they are still on the ascending
curve" of evolution. Most Of them can
be tanned to some extent by constant
human companionship and iudicious
handling (some species very much more
readily than others. When they have
learned to trust, to appreciate the fact
that there is no necessity for self defense,
then they may be trusted, principle
which applies to most animals, and there
the scope and possibility of their educa-
ton come TO an end.
After that the most that a skillful ex-
hibitor can do with them is to adapt him.
self and his actions to their movements,
which by familiarity he can pretty nearly
anticipate, so that these may appear pur-
posive and intelligent. He may affect to
listen to the serpent's counsels, or re-
ceive its kiss on his lips il its head in
clines in an upward direction, or to lure
if from one hand to the other, or to guide
it to some given spot, should itby chance
glide horizontally or downward, just as
the Indian snake charmer takes decep-
tive advantage of the natural defiant atti-
tude of the well nigh untamable cobra de
capello.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-01
Why Not Keep Snakes !

It has been suggested by French pro-
fessor tha. every household should have
its snake instead of its cat or dog for the
purpose OF keeping rats or mice away.
II is not new, for in the days OF the
Romans many snakes were kept by the
houSekeepers for precisely this purpose.
Since those early times, however, the
household reptile has been supplanted by
the cat or dog, and the modern house
wife, as rule, has nothing but revulsion
of feeling for every species OF snake,
harmful or harmless. The hostile atti-
tude toward snakes, however, Is lagiy
due TO ignorance. Thus, II IS commonly
supposed that snakes are "slimy." AS a
matter OF fact they are not. Their skin
is cold 10 the touch, but absolutely dry.
II feels as if il were made OF china or por-
celain.
Snakes which have venom communi-
cate it by means OF special teeth called
fangs. Harmless snakes do not have
these fangs.
The principal disadvantage about cat
or dog is that these animals are apt to
carry the same ease-spreadiug vermin
as the rats and mice they are supposed
to destroy.
Both the dog and The cat frequently
kill rats and mice without eating them, TO
decompose in invisible places. The
snake never does. Every rat killed by a
snake is at once swallowed. The snake,
too, is much cleaner than either of the
other household pets.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-01
A Very Close Call.

Jacob M. Dickinson, formerly Secretary
OF War, who is an authority on the lore
and manners Of the Southern negro, tells
this story:
A business man Of Nashville was walk
ing along the street one day when he met
an old negro whom he had employed at
various times, and noticed that the negro
was in bandages from head TO foot and
was walking with limp.
"Why, what's the matter ?" asked the
business man.
"Lawd, boss, ain'tyouheerd de news?"
queried the negro.
"No. Tell me about il"
"WeIl, boss, you see, il was thi, way !:
An was paintin' house roun hyuh, an
An was high up on scaffoP. DE seaf-
fol- broke an Ah fell all de way down.
Lawd, boss, II was tur'bIe An broke
tsis hyuh leF wrist, an An skHn my lef
leg up hyuh 'boye de knee, an down
hyuh, ies' 'bove de .kle, An broke my
laig, an Ah spc' An would hab done kilt
mysei' ef it hadn't heen 10 a pile ob
brick what broke ny fzii some"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-08-01
Guarding Her Husband.

II was noticed that every pay night the
wife OF young mechanic went to meet
him at the foundry gates, and, taking his
arm affectionately, walked home with
him.
"What beautiful sight II is to see you
and your husband walking along so low
ingly together |" remarked the tender
hearted landlady. al suppose you are
really very fond of each other ?"
"Oh, we rub along pretty smoothly,
Jim and me-" the woman answered with
a slight blush. "But it amt for love al
together that take that long walk every
weekend, ma'am. When a man has
thirty three saloons to pass on his way
home, with weeks wages burning a
hole in his pocket all the time, it's just
as we'll to keep a tight hold OF his arm.
Us workin' women have to realize that
we've married men, ma'am, not angels"