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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
THE GENTLER SEX

Houston Post: "IIas he ever tried
TO tell you how much he loves your"
Frequently. but ! am going 10 get
some inside Information this after
noon"
How"
II am going to take my engagement
ring 10 the jeweler."
Boston Transcript: Are you fool
ish enough 10 think so. can drown
your troubles In drink"
"of course not. ny wife can swim"
Dallas News: Mr.. Peavish says that
when he became engaged to Mrs.
Peavlah he thought IL was just a
summer Irritation, and now he thinks
he must have been crazed by the
heat.
boston Transcript: Mrs. Hubb-I
understand that out Chicago way you
have shorter honeymoons than we
have here.
Mrs. LaLeslde--Yes: shorter. but
more of them.
HarDer's Weekly; "They say Mrs
Jellfe has given up that pet white
poodle OF hers" said Mrs. JObson.
Yes" said Mrs. Whllllger. shes
In deep mourning FOR Mr. Jelime, you
know, SO she exchanged TObey for a
black ana tan"
Philadelphia Record: when a man
4. 81. L. Ia
woman to apply the torch.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
rAnn0RATIoN AND THE PANAMA
UANAI.

Undoubtedly the Panama canal Will
have = noticeable effect upon the flow
Of immigration 20 the United states,
II u expected 70 draw TO tho Pacific
coast thousands u Foreigners who are
now SETTING ~ the eastern part %
tho country. mottIy In plaeVs already
coneosled.
IN ma main this diversions outhl 20
have b wholosome effect Our social
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
THE SEVEN WONDERS or THE
MODERN WORLD.

The Seven Wonders Of the Modern
worldl II were far easier task for
even the learned men who shared In
the selection 60 name seven score than
seven. on every hand. by nlgh,. by
day. We walk and Heo and breathe a
multitude OF wonders. which are no
wonders 10 us. but only commonplace.
because a part of our everyday exist
ence. Today an infants feeble voice
finds its uneFrlngs way along a tiny
wire across rivers aud over plains ana
mountains 20 the one home ia MILL
ions II seeks To us no wonder. and
our young men and women cannot
recall tho time before the telephone
was. They use without "A thought an
instrument before which the Seven
WISE Men would have FRUSTRATED
themselves as a thing supernatural.
Hays the Popular Mechanics Magazine.
The Seven Ancient Wonders were
selected BY the Greeks. and their
right 90 the title was established ho-
fore Christ was born, During all the
Intervening years no attempt has
been made 90 definitely revise the
"ssven wondorH.r Generation after
generation has come aud gone. ac-
cepilng the decision one from tho
ofher In fact there wna no oppor-
nlnliy for revision. A. the years
incrcased civilization ebbed and
about All the man-made maryels Wa
bavo 10 show for those 1000 years
i human life are few cathedrala
tnd pictures
Of the ancient wonders only one
as practical. utility pharos. the
B00-foot lighthouse OF Alexandria;
fuo was a hanging garden. not for the
4,ooDie, hut built by queen for he's
4ensuai pleasure two were tombai
+sne WAS a tempie of beauty devoted
a. a heethen god. another the Colos-
aus 81 Rhodes. was treaklsh mass
81 east metal. less than half the height
~ our own statue 81 Liberty. and not
comparable IN dignity: ana one wa'
beautiful statue 10 typity certain
aesthetic ideals Not n single ons
created for the uplifting or well-bolng
Of the masses.
A. brute force. represented In vahl
armies, was the measure OF power. "a
she Hneionts honored the strong arm
and the mighty, inert mass. II would
seem that The pent.up forces Of civ
lllzation,. held In. thrust back. ruth
iesaly eus down for twenty centuries
had finally hurst forth 20 flt IN,
nineteenth century with wonders, AND
the greatest Of these are neither con
noctsd oceans. mountains thrus
through with tunnels. towering slruc
turep each housing the population O
city. floating palaces. land vehicles
that ouidisaance the eagle. nor AM
81 the shinm which iyplfy the Nigh
81 muscle. on the contrary eaci
modern wonder h a monument 10 th'
might u mind.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

1T will take a fun hand to beat
pair like Wilson and Marshall. says
the Arizona Blade-Trlbune lapsing
into the language OF the gaming table.
How would two pairs do, Tart and
sherman. and Teddy and his partner.
whoever the partner may be g--Phoe-
nix Republican.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
ESTATE OF MARY scOTTT, DE-
CEASED.

Having been duly appointed and
having qualified az administrative OF
the estate OF Mary Scott. deceased,
notice is hereby given that all per-
sons knowing themselves indebted 10
said estate. viii pay the same 60 me
at once and all persons having ac-
oo1nss against said estate will pre-
sent them 90 me.
MRS. w. q. MEARNs,
Administrators.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

The news shat Il cost Columbus
only sT.aOo 90 discover America has
aroused an euvious feeling amons sha
real estate fraternity. when they
thing what a swell proposition 4
would have been 20 buy 4 of the dts
coyeror for say gio,oop, leaving a neni
little profit to tho hackers Of c. Co.
lvmbus.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
Clrumstanccs Alter Cases.

A young mechanic In switzerland,
who belongs to the party called Rapid
Socialists. has inherited $1,000. 900
from an American uncle. ~ last ac-
counts he had not been rapid enough
To announce IA scheme for division
81. Louis Globe Democrat,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
ReercttabIe.

Vacation time must be here. The
attendance last sunday az all sessions
81 church and sunday school, both
morning and evening, was not quite
up 60 the usual low figures Melrose
Index.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

o.
Ny Preference.
Some like 10 seek
The mountain peak
~ twcnty-aeven plunks a week.
And some adore
The oceans shore
~ forty bnnca a week or more.
The fcstai farm
Has lots Of charm
Al rates which need not cause alarm.
But what Of thotg
Just stand pat
And summer In my little flat.
D
WHAT BECAME Of all that row
In Secretary McvoaEh's Department.
%
COLONEL ROOSEVELT has also
decided TO attend that convention In
Chicago next month.
o
SKIRTS. Il IN said, are to be still
tighter next fail. n In presumed
that they are 90 be made of elastic.
O.
VIZ HAVEN'T heard how they are
the Roosevelt convention.
-
JUST so Champ Clark doesn't at
tempt any witticisms. his taking the
stump for Wilson may prove useful.
o.
THE PRESIDENTIAL oiector, In
former years more or giess of n my
thicnl person. liz going to come In for
some real live interest this year.
o.
| GOVERNOR Marshall In reported
not at all excited over the campaign;
but why should a vice presidential
candidate get excited over poiltics2
or COURSE II In that same old
artistic temperament" which caused
MascaEni. the composer. TO desert his
wife and marry a chorus girl.
D.
] Woodrow wilson might run a
whole lot better as "Tom"--and there
Is no use recalling the fate Of Tom
Hlsgen. either.
-
THE MAN most deserving OF pity
n that persprlng. grou,hy individual
who spends most OF his time grinding
out advice to subscribers about how
To keep cool and pleasant In the hot
weather.
q
AN ENGLIsHMAN who In serving
a sentence OF six years In prison for
having six wives. probably wouldn't
object to serving few years more.
II there IL any possibility OF the six
f.uls.sr aaFNas H. q1a
o.
| SEEMS like some OF these fellows
who are deplOrIng the lack ~ pro-
gress In education are overlooking
the correspondence schools. We
have fifty now where we used TO
have one.
| O.
SOME ONE has Dedicated n poem
ITO Uncle Joe Cannon: which moves
an exchange 20 compasslonately re-
mark that when hard luck get after
a man Il Just never does let up.
| d.
Dry EARNINGS the latest invention
To help out Dame Natures intentioni
/ Which don't signify
That the farmer goes dry
Goodness graciousl have no appre-
henhtOnl
-.
THE INCORRIGIBLE Houston
Post now says. IN commenting on the
statement that awindlers take si2b,'
600. goo from the American people
ANNUALLY. that the Republican partS
always was noted for that kind Of
thing.
D.
THE TEXAS deaf mutes held {
convention In Galveston. Compare'
With some conventions that have
convened this season Il must hay'
been deeply refreshing and hight
edifying exhibition.
d
EDWARD PAYsoN Weston. a
the ripe age OF somewhere around
hundred, threatens 90 repeat III
walking trip across the continent. I
Weston starts now he Will likely havl
"a spend the remainder OF his life a
q harvest hand In Kansas. Not man
90 them eacape who pass that wa
this year.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

The cable reports that the Russian
political action known as the octo-
beriats are quite active. Here In
Texas the Juliars are most indus
trlous Houston Post.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

August belmont would appear en-.
titled 10 sympathy ana not oblurga-
ton. 4 man who contributed $780,
600 20 the Parker campaign fund may
be said TO have been punished enough
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

The fellow who produced that
CHASTITY evidence In q murder trial nj
Cheyenne. wyo.. may he said 10 ne
another ~ the very few who ever go'
n head 90 a woman.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
or course Not.

"Crn newspapers tell the truth ?"
says tae Outlook. How can nowspa-
pers tell the truth when the only
truthful man IN the world Il the out
looks contributing ditor7--New
York World.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

Il - noted IN tho valued columns Of
the esteemed commonor that MIR.
bryan recently stated that he 10
among those who love Champ Clara
II viii be generally agreed We be-.
ileve that as a dlssembler Mr.. Bryan
az baltimore concealed his emotions
more successfully than almos. any
one we ever saw.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

Senator Cullom tried both sides Of
the Lorlmer case, but In the wind up
he voted to turn Lorimer out.--Dlr-
mlngham Age-Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

Speculation Is becoming quite active
ms 10 which particular sineoure IN
the cabinet of President Woodrow
Wilson win he assigned TO colons
Henry watterson OF kentucky.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

The old town Of Cimnrron u surely
waking up. They are Not only
building mlIee OF sidewalk. bat are
talking Of putting In electric Ilaats.
Won't n be bright day for Taos
when she quits yawnlng ana wakes
up.-~Taos valley News
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

Colonel Roosevelt to date has not
criticized the latest observation %
Or. Lone. the naturalist. on the Butt
Moose. After the campaign IL over
the colonel will have time % devote
to nature takers and DR.. Long viii
go into another seven years period -
retirement.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

The outlook speaks kindly, and al
most appfovlngly OF Dr. wlzon's
nomination, but Il does not 80 30
far ~ to lead on to a rupture with i.a
contributing editor.--Loulsvlilo cou-
rler- Journal.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

10 was unnecessary for Hubert
Latham to go 10 Africa to be killed.
The aeroplane IL deadlier than the
Wild bunalo.-PhOenix Republican.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
waIl street aud The TaFlH.

II Il reported that Wall street is at
last convinced that there should be a
substantial reduction OF the tariff.
With less tarifl there might be more
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

About al there II Of Ire Roosevelt
hand wagon 80 far In the tongue
Cleveland plain Dealer.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
PRESS VIEWS IN OTHER
STATES.

Mayle the Papers Made an Error.
r. u. says that there was no steam
roller In 1908 when MIR. Taft was
nominated He must have been too
busy along about that time 10 read
the papers. Washington Post.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

II money grew on trees uhe average
man would wait for II TO set ripe and
fall Washington Post.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

Cheapest accident insurance DIR.
Thomas Eoleotrio OH. For burns,
scaldH. cuts ana emergencies. All
druggists sell Il. zoe and 6Oc.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
safe and Sane.

Riding In the porch swing In much
safer than trying 60 make an automo-
bile climb n telephone pole.-Toledo
Blade.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
We Know Many.

Yes. Alonzo. .here are lots Of tho
sweetest kind OF girls fail to grad
uate.-Atlanta Journal.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
LITTLE HELPS FOR
THE GIRL

Written for Dry-FaFming by
Miss Irnla D.. Mathews, super
intendent OF Women's Insli-
tntes, Oklahoma Agricultural
Coilcgc.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
Gallup RopnbiIcan.


There may be forty-eight stars In
n, but it's tho same old Tag. - Mon
toya Republican.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
How the New Mexico
Editors Feel About 1t


colonel Roosevelt % quoted as say
ing, 'If the people want a progress
give party III be IN a." wasn't "in"
Inserted by a careless stonographer.--
Springer siechmen.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

Abdul Hamid'o haresn has boon re-.
ducoa to AZ wives unwliilnsly hay
are being Mind 10 sho old gentleman
An kln declining years
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

money for specuiation.--st Louis Post
Dispatch.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
Sure

Anything In human fogm can DO n
knocker. but Il takes q person with
brains 10 be q boostor--Taoa valley
NewB.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27
FApC h ike Solar
JADO Plexns...

An IN the Days work.
The boy stood on the burning deck,
In most heroic Eyles
The moving picture men, BY heck.
Were busy al the while.
--E,irmingham Age Herald.
II was a summer evening,
Old Kaapar's work was done,
And there before his cottage door
They counted out hia mon.
lie took the coin contentedly;
= Twill be a famous film" said he.
Milwaukee Sentinel
Up rose old Barbara Frietchie then,
Made % like fourscore years and
ten;
"You picture guys better hustle" Shs
said.
This bloomin' flag IL heavy AZ
lead"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-27

II am going to take my engagement
ring TO the jewcier."
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22
PLAN SERIES OF PRODUCTS
SHOWS

Advertised with advance notices
like a circus, playing five day
stands in the largest auditorium that
can be leased in cities of from TO-
600 to $4,000 inhabitants through
out the east and middle west, the
Northwest Development League is
planning to send out next fall a
special train filled with exhibits
showing the of the Amer
lean northwest.
THIS is probably the greatest ad-
rertisirg scheme Yer promoted and
it is said by men who have spent
practically millions in development
work, to be capable of securing bet
ter results than any campaign ever
planned to aid the settlement and
development of any section.
The shows will be known as "See
America First" exposition and will
aim not only to attract tourists and
induce them to travel through the
seven northwest states, but by dis
plays of products the expositions
will also claim the attention of the
h~omeseekers and show them the OPP
%portunities and inducements Of
fered on western lands.
The trip will last four months
and start from Minneapolis in early
December, following the Northwest
ern Products exposition to be held in
that city November IL to %.
The states which will participate
in these expositions will be the same
as those represented in the EXPOSE
ton in Minneapolis, which are Min
~nesota, South Dakota, North Dakota,
Montana, Idaho, Washington and
Oregon.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22
THE MAINE

Havana, Cuba, March 16.-The flu
neral rites connected with the sink
ing of the battleship Maine and with
carrying to their last resting places
the bodies of many of her gallant
sailors were the centers of interest
here today. Followed in the process
sion by the president of Cuba and
other high dignitaries, the dead of
the Maine were borne on the shout
ders of Cuban sailors and artillery
men through the streets of Havana.
The old b~attleship, the decks hid
den beneath great masses Of floral
offerings and escorted by warships
belonging to the United States navy
and the Cuban navy, was towed out
to sea. Under the salutes of cannon
from the Cabanas fortress she pro-
ceeded to find her last resting place
in the unsounded depths Of the Gulf
of Mexico.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22

the court directed against the Twin
Falls Canal company as applied for
by HI. T. West. The opinion is writ
ten by Justice Ailshie, concurred in
by Justice Sullivan and dissented to
by Chief Justice Stewart. 1t is a
sweeping victory for the state and
the attorney generals office, and
throws a protection around purchas-
ers of state lands included within
Carey act projects.
West applied for a writ of mandate
to the supreme court last spring, to
compel the Twin Falls company to de
liver water 10 state land he had par
chased, and which was included with
in the project. The irrigation compa-
ny had refused to deliver the water.
A decision handed down by the SUI
preme court later and written by
Justice Sullivan, allowed the writ.
The water company later came in
and asked that the case be given a
%re-hearing in order that the facts
could be heard by a full bench. The
state, through the attorney generals
department, became interested in the
action on behalf of West as state
land was involved. The decision to-
day is on the same issue, or the writ
of mandate, and it re-affirms the for
mer opinion of the court.
Issue of Importance
The fact that the state of Idaho
has in many irrigation projects in
this state, especially Carey act, state
land including school sections 16
and 36, made the issue of paramount
Importance for if the court should
so hold that the contract thu state
has with an irrigation company to If.
rigate :ht sc lands should be he'd as
void, state lands would therefore b..
come %valueless, due - tAe fact wa$er
would not necessarily have to b. de
livered to them and ~purclar.rs
would re without d water right. The
supreme court ogIrs~ u sets THU MAJ
ter at rest for it Gcids that in tho
test case of West 90 is entitled |,
water for the s'2Jt land he pas
chased and all mel similar par
chases of state lald on projects
where the state, through it's land
board, has made the promoting COM
pany.
Justice Ailshie's opinion is short,
but that of the dissenting opinion of
Chief Justice Stewart is a long one,
reviewing as it does the facts in the
case and placing his construction on
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22
STATE SCORES VICTORY
IN COURT DECISION
Capital News)

The terms of a contract between
the state of Idaho and the Twin
Falls Land & Water company, are
binding, and the irrigation company
is therefore bound to deliver water
to state land, whether school sec
lions 16 or SO or not, included with
in the project promoted by the COM
pany This is the ruling of the SUI
preme court in an opinion handed
down today wherein it refuses to re-
cede from it's former position and or
ders a writ of mandate to issue from
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22

List If letters remaining ~uncailed
for in the post office at Black
foot, Idaho, for the week ending
March 10, 1912.
Adags, Mr..
Aragan, Louis.
Dixon, Mrs. Rome.
Evans, Buck.
Ganett, Ardell (2). !
Howard, Roy. /
Howard, c. w.
James, Thomas.
Jacobson, Miss Mary.
Mcdonald, B. S. .
Meoden, N. P. j
Ortesga, Jesse.
Shaffer, Glen.
Anderson, G. F. :;
Browning, George.
Brown, VIM. F.
Bearre, Mrs. Emma.
Crystal, Tom.
Doorah, j. s..
Kinder, Miss Irene.
Ross, WILDER.
Success, Mt. Mkt.
All of the above letters remaining
uncalled for two weeks from date
of this list, will be sent to the Dead
Letter office. Parties calling for the
above letters will please say, "Ad-
vertised," giving date of this list.
H. B. CURTIS,
Postmaster.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22
HI MAN

Not long ago a perfect mans wife
committed suicide because of the
characteristics of the husband she
had lauded. And now another per-
feet mans wife divorced him because
he made her life so intolerably dull.
And the average wife is constantly
pointing out to her husband his
What's the matter with the
women, anyways. l.. Tribune.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22
the law and the contract.

1t is held by the supreme court
opinion that the contract the state
has with the Twin Falls Canal COM
pany calls for 5000 second-feet Of
water for sections 16 and SO and
such other lands of the state and
that purchasers of state land should
be allowed to purchase water rights
at $40 less than those who take ~
government land under the project.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22

Try u pure food butterwrappers
at The Republican Office. Always
sanitary, always protected from dust
while on our shelves. Who wants
to s butterwrappers that have
been exposed to dust while in the
printing Office? A word to the wife
Is sufficient.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22

For quick returns try an add in
our Wantad columns. The results
will both surprise and please you.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-03-22
Alma Marker

THE BEST CUTS
from the best Beef, Veal and Lamb
raised by the best stock growers in
the country, can be had here in prime
condition. The
M E A T. s
we offer are rich, tender and OF fine
flavor. Fat and lean are mixed In
exactly the right proportion. and
there's no bone to speak of. Our
prices for good Meats are lower than
those of other dealers.
The Grove City Market
MILLER. q STONE
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-09-21

Antoine Deloria, postmaster at Gar
den, Mich, knows the exact facts
when he speaks of the curative vaIu
Of Foley Kidney Pills. He says
From my own experience I recon
mend Foley Kidney Pills, as grea
remedy for kidney trouble. My
father was cured of kidney disease
and good mary of my neighbors
were cured by Foley Kidney Pills.