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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

to the king of England. who would be
king?'
1.-The Prince of Wales his mother
answered.
If the Prince of Wales should die
who would be king then?'
1.-THE mother hesitated. She STAN
mered something or other. 1t was
plain she didn't really know who would
succeed the Prince of Wales. Then the
boy interrupted her.
"'Well, he said, with sigh, any
how I hope father won't try for it
| Hilary X. Adair, the detective, was
praising, at banquet in Dubuque. the
generous warmth accorded by John D.
Rockefeller to sheriffs, bailiffs and
other myrmidons of the law.
"They don't get treated at John DIS"
| said Mr.. Adair, "as old Cluss once
| treated me.
"Cluss runs, you know, saloon. 1
was waiting In his place one cold De
| cember night to nab a bigamist, when
Cluss came out from an inner room.
| wrapped In a heavy ulster.
Why, hello, Adair' he said, shak
ing me warmly by the hand. I'm glad
to see you. Whatll you take?"
well, said I. I don't know-rm not
particular
"Cluss who had been watching me
anxiously, now butted in with the
words:
"'Goodi Slip on your overcoat, then.
and We'll take walk. I was Just
starting OUT F"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
NEBRASKA, OREGON AND w VIRGINIA SPEAK

NV EBRASKA Oregon and West Virginia added
Az Roosevelt column Friday and Saturday by humping
jortes In districts the Taft less than that
Toilette In 1908 Oregon Taft $500 Nebraska
and Virginia The antTaf the
averages about which that 245 Republican
of 3296 the three States tell Mr. Taft that they
verdict
derous recently given Illinois and Pennsylvania and it
presages Massachusetts New Jersey
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
Complains of Trolley Service.

To the Editor of the Evening Star:
had Just come from the theatre with
my sister and we had twenty minutes
to catch train at the D., L and w.
r. r. station for home. We waited at
Market and Broad streets many min
utes, but there was no car in sight, and
as result we missed our train and
had TO wait an hour for the next one.
A city like Newark should have cars
running at least five minutes apart,
especially during the theatre hours.
COMMUTER.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
RECOVERING OF THE VICTIMS BODIES.

O. ONE of the bodies of the victims of the Titanic will
recovered and restored relatives and friends The
number will imprisoned in the ship and
the depths Those that life belts oated
charged Titanic did life belts
passengers about in vain them. How
be known, perhaps
may Judge the number of bodies that recovered
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
AN ESCORT ON HER MAIDEN TRIP

o the fears of the comparatively few passengers
French liner, La France, which
erday her maiden trip the Atlantic the
after 10 escort And
southery will be taken passengers
bed nights with life belts boots
before the profound impression by the Titanic
will wear off
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
One ON Mama.

: "Dottie,' said mama, reprovingly
I'm afraid your little friend has bet
ter manners than you have"
YES" acknowledged Dottie, but
you see, she's had better bringin' W
an I've had"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
Foolish Clerk.

Druggist-Our new clerk doesn't seem
to have any sense of responsibility.
Assistants he likely to make bad
breaks?
Druggists he9 Say, he'd sell car
bolic acid to a wild-eyed lunatic and
trust him for the money.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
1UsTAIINEr
NBoUT MNy
(6UNoM

IF there Is anything | can do for the
people of Newark who have suffered
loss by the Titanic's mail going to the
bottom of the ocean, said Postmaster
Frank j. Book, you may be sure
will do it. Judging from the number
of inquiries we have received, there
are many residents of this city who ex-
pected money orders and other mat
ter which was aboard the big ship.
TT will be difficult. perhaps, to .dei-
nitely establish the identity of the re-
ceivers of these pieces of mail, but bs-
lieve me, all possible red-tape will be
done away with in this procedure TO
give the residents here what Is due
them from the government
Senator William Alden Smith, who
is conducting the Senate inquiry into
the loss of the Titanic, has peculiarly
winning smile that seemed to put him
on good terms with all of the sur
vivors of the wreck who testified in
New York.
Coming into the room where the in
quiry was on the men would be dis
tinctly antagonistic Senator Smith
would lean forward, often shake hands
and then smilingly says Now, please
tell us all you cam and in every in
stance except that of ]. Bruce lsmay
the men thawed out and apparently
told all they knew.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

Irvlngbooth Hamm-Why did you in
troduce that broken-down super to
me as lone of our first citizens?"
Jefferson McCullough-Well he was.
Irvingbooth Hamm-What do you
mean?
Jefferson Mcculloush-He used to
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
stop Motorcycle Speeding.

To the Editor of the Evening Star:
In recent issue Of the Evening Star
who speed their machines through the
streets of Newark. The autoists are
not the only ones to break the law in
regard to speeding. The fellows on the
motorcycles do their share In helping
to make the crossing of streets a
menace to pedestrians. II the motor
cyclists would be taken before the court
and fined whenever they are caught
and arrested, perhaps then the streets
would be safer. G. NJ. w.
.
Should Have Held Titanic Crew.
To the Editor of the Evening Star:
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

The STAR extends the privilege
of these columns to the public and
invites signed communications of
rot more than one hundred words
treating of topics of the hour.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

Mrs. Henry II. Dawson. chairman of
the department of civics of the Con-
temporary, has called meeting of that
department this afternoon in the Lii
brary. Mrs. Calen ]. Perrett is the
chairman Of the year book commit
tee.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
JUST BY THE WAY.
Rustic Folly.

May / otrer you a cigarette
mo, sir. cigarettes are vile inven-
tions for the destruction of idiots
Then don't blame you for refusing
them"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

Miss Florence ]. Hague. of North
Ninth street, will entertain at lunch
con Wednesday, May l. for Miss
Cadmus. whose marriage TO Mr..
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

The Limit.
"Of this beautiful statue said the
antiquarian, you will observe that
nothing remains but the torso
WELL what want to know" inter-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

A meeting of the Forest Hill Literary
Society was held Saturday night, with
Mr.. w. S. Hartshorne and Miss Harts-
horne, of Ridge street. host and hostess.
Mr. Dooley" was the topic and Mr..
Alfred A. Drew outlined the life of
the author, Finley Peter Dunno, and
gave abstracts from his works. Miss
Helen Hartshorne played the piano and
Professor Ray II. Hart sang. There
will be a musicale to end the season
Saturday evening. May 4, at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. r. V Gibson, PAT Della
van avenue Mr. and Mrs. wilfred A.
Manche will entertain and the program
is in charge of committee composed
of Professor Hart, Mrs. John B. Lee,
jr, and Mrs. Charles Staines.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

Mr.. and Mrs. William L. Fish, Mrs
and Miss Somerville, Mrs IT. NJ. Hill
and Miss Hill are among the Newark
ers who spent last week at the Chal-
fonte, Atlantic City.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

ut is useless for you to dispute me,
sir.
But
But, nothing. There are no excep-
tions. If you want to succeed you
must begin at the bottom
But I can't do It, i"
Nonsense. What is your trade?
II am a well-digger."
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
Hom Did He Know

Mrs. McSosh (suspiciously)2D you
catch these fish in salt or in fresh
water?
Mr.. Mcsosh (earnestly)-Really. m
dear, / didn't taste it.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
Not Much Profit.

How much is your quinine drachm?"
Said the lady. The drug clerk said,
"Madachm,
Fifty cents" But the boss
Shed tears at his loss;
THAT cost ten cents a pound, you big
hachm!"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
DINNER STORIES.

Senator Bourne was talking about
confirmed off1ce-seeker.
His little son." said Senator Bourne,
looked up from his history lesson one
night and said to his mother:
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

The United States has seventy-eisht
telephones to each 1000 inhabitants.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

play First Citizen in our production OF
Julius Caesar on the one night
stands.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

Mr.. and Mrs. John w. Wilcox, of 81
Eighth avenue, this city, announce the
engagement of their daughter, Helen
Elizabeth, to Mr.. Roy Demarest Carr.
of Oakland, N. j. No date as yet has
been set for the wedding.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

Mrs. William E. Stewart will assist
her sister. Miss Grace Truesdale, of
Newark, at a bridge Thursday after
noon, May ,. to be held at the Essex
County Country Club.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
characterization.

Mama-Now, Tommy. when / tell you
to do thing | want you to obey me.
Tommy-Aw l amt your husband
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

WHO broke my cut-glass dish?" she
wept.
THE baby did" lied I.
She looked; the baby-darn himl-
silent
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

Earle Gladstone Childs will take place
of the brides parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Stephen Van Cortlandt Cadmus, $3.50
Clinton avenue. The Rev. DR.. Edmund
a. Wasson, pastor of ST. Stephen S
Episcopal Church, will off1ciate. There
will be reception following. Miss
and Mrs. Warren Adams Roe will be
the matron of honor. There will be two
bridesmaids, Miss Florence Hague and
Miss Marjorie Ward Young, of New
York. Mr.. Frank Morris, of Provi-
dence, r. l., will be the best man and
Ward Mr. Harold Haskins Ward, Mr..
Warren a. Roe and Mr.. Gunther Her
tel, of Brooklyn. Miss Cadmus will
give luncheon for her attendants
Friday, May 3.
A reception and linen shower will be
held this afternoon from to o'clock
at the Homeopathic Hospital of Essex
County. 1873 Littleton avenue, this city
All who are interested in the needs
of the hospital are invited to attend.
-
The first of a series of Sunday after
noon teas to be given under the aus
pices of the Woman's Suffrage Society
of this city, was held yesterday after
noon at the new headquarters, SO Hal
sey street. Mrs. Abram Van Wrinkle
who has recently returned to this city
from her winter home at Nassau. ad-
dressed the club citing the growth ol
suffrage in Nassau during the pasi
five years She gave many interest.
| ing notes of the society In that city
Yellow asters adorned the tea-table, a
which Mrs. V. Parsonnet and Mis-:
Jones presided. Miss Emma Bowen
Miss Alice Scott and Miss Jessie Mar
shall assisted as floaters.
Mr. and Mrs. John w. Wilcox, of 5
! Eighth avenue, this city, announce th'
engagement of their daughter. Helei
Elizabeth, to Mr.. Roy Demarest Carr
of Oakland, N. j. No date as yet ha
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

The Man--If you don't hurry you'll
be late for the theatre.
The Woman-Oh, no! Don't you see
this new gown, have? We can't be
too late.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

rupted the f1end, "is how did it get
torso?"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22

And proved a lullaby.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1912-04-22
SOCIAL NOTES Of Of THE m5xs,s s.s".,s s.' s

Mrs. Henry G. Holler will act as host
ess at the final meeting of the Forest
Hill Reading Club, to be held at her
home, 234 Montclair avenue, this eve-
ming. The usual literary program will
be in order, followed by social hour
and refreshments
Mr.. and Mrs Edwin A. Kirch, of
Clinton avenue, this city, have returned
from a four months trip through the
West, much surprised and pleased with
the many changes that have taken
place in this city In so short time.
They spent month at Los Angeles, a
month at Long Beach and the re-
mainder of the time In short visits to
various other points Of interest.
=
Mrs. William NJ. Whitesell will give
the third of a series of "at homes" this
afternoon at her home, 66 James street,
this city. Mrs William NJ. Mackay
Mrs Whitesell in receiving, and those
who will act as floaters are Miss Theo-
dora Little, Mrs. Frederick Castle, jr.,
Miss NJ. Lorraine Clark, Miss Jessie
Buchanan, Miss Edna M. Baker and
Miss Florence De Vor. Red carnations
will form the color scheme of the
decorations, and Mrs. Joseph K. Ebert
and Miss Mabel NJ. Daniels will pour.
=
The alumni of the Dearborn Morgan
School. Orange, will give a luncheon
May Is at the school. The committee
incldes Miss Margaret Taylor, of New
York, formerly of South Orange, chair
man; Miss Alice Harvey. Mrs. Robert
Howard Miss Helen Leach, Miss Ma
rion Lane, Miss Edith Lane, Miss
Edith Riker. Miss Winery, Mis-:
Helen Kilborne. Miss Jessie King, Mis-:
Edna Ambrose, Miss Natalie March
Mrs. Bertha Baker, Miss Beatrice
Mitchell, Mrs. Arthur NJ. Anderson anC
Miss Sarah Hening.
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How He Treated Her.

A certain osteopath was treating a
young woman who had very weak
ankles and wrists. As she lived In a
town quite a distance from his own
city, he was forced to leave the city
Saturday of each week and go to the
town in which the young woman
lived, give her the treatment Sunday.
and return to the office Monday. A
friend once asked the osteopath how
he had arranged to give the young
woman the Treatment for her ankles
and wrists when she lived at such a
distance. and the osteopath replied:
"Oh. go out and treat her week
ends '-Lippincott's Magazine
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Filtinq the House.

The theatrical man just IN off the
road was recounting to the New York
manager his qualifications for box
office post.
Il don't see that you are any better
than a dozen other men | can take nv
pick from said the manager, You
say you can sell tickets. So can they
Nobody can sell tickets II people don't
come to buy"
NO, they can't" said the man, but
J. have the knack of seating people so
an audience Of so people viii look
like 400, and the house will never
look empty
There's good deal in that" said
the manager. and he gave the man
the job
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Parliamentary Law.

No one man is responsible for par
liamentary law, 1t was born of de-
Lucrative exigencies Its rules. prece
dents and usages are contained neither
In statutes nor court decisions and are
only binding when a delberative body
chooses TO make them So Most Of the
rules nov accepted had their origin in
the English parliament Changes have
been made to meet the needs OF our
legislative bodies, even as changes
Here made in the English parliament
parliamentary law growing from the
simple procedure of the Anglo Saxon
town moot TO the more complicated de.
Lucrative machinery of today.
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lnserutable Way of ProvsNsnce,

With reference to the final extinc.
ton of the latter day successor OF
the Delmonico restaurant, it Is re-
lated that two Germans, fresh from
Chicago once visited New York, and
one we'll acquainted with the city in.
vited his friend to dine at belmont
cos, where a dinner for two and a
bottle of wine We're ordered The
place and fare were praised until the
bill of 81 was presented This they
considered an extortion
They paid, however. and while
walking down Broadway the excited
German commenced to swear at the
supposed eXtorton His friend then
said
DO not schwear, Yawcop. It is
wicked TO schwear God has pun
ished that man Demonico."
How"
81 hat mine pocket full nit
shpoons."
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Y T Gorhan7

y. J Gorham. 5ashies Bass
Hoodville, WoodvilIe, ca. hs,
very severe attack OF kidney :,
Bile and the pains in his kid,
and back We're terrible IN
bottle Of Foley Kidney Pills :,
our druggist and they eatlrelg
lieved me. have 181e be-,
from them than any o 1er III
cine"
Curtin Drug Co. North
Square Curlin's Pharmacy II
Side Square
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y y y y y y y
LOCALS. .
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{ Water rents are now due. 81
( F. S. Cronk Co. sell galvanized
roofing cheap. IT
I Don't neglect to pay your water
, rent not later than the 10th "a
( Eighteen rolls toilet paper, holder
/ free. for s1oO. F. S Cronk Co. =
Pay your water rents before
the 10th and save 81 90 for turn
ing on. 81
! When you need plumber call
j Bunkley, with F. S. Cronk Co Botn
phones 81. II
All kinds of bread, cakes and
pies at Bedford's bakery on east
side of the square II
Before buying see what the Wax
ahaehie Hardware Co. has in refri-
gerators. Old phone 1877. If.
Waxahachie Hardware Co. Is
headquarters for lawn mowers
screen doors and wire. Old phone
1877
Old mattresses made new, new
mattresses to order Mattress Tent
one block of Aairdome Old phone
1i4 SGpd
We are prepared TO take care Of
parties for dinners or luncheons.
Bedford,s cafe On east side of the
square If
At the WaXahachie Hardware CO
No 10 In RI
Frame ice cream freezer. The best
made Old phone 1877.
July and August are months for
bargains. Secure a good photo of
yoarself-that is always a bargain,
Mrs p. +. Davenport d&Wtr
Watermelons are now plentiful
There are several wagon loads GA
the square today and several cars
are stationed on railroad tracks
Ne das5, disease germs or in
sect Life can exist in your mattress
when renovated BY our process.
Mattress Tent, one block west Ar
dome Old phone ia, 6pd.
Where is Palaces? What is
Palacios2 Why do we want 70
to 90 to Palacios2 Come to the
Baptist church neAt Sunday even
ing aud the b y. p. L, will tell
yoN
We are now located in our new
cafe on east side of the square.
We can serve you when YOU are
ready to short orders upaiS
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Shakespeare Club Notice.

The president. Mrs T. W Lake,
requests called meeting of the
members of the club tomorrow af-
ternoon at , O'Clock at her camp
on the Chautauqua grounds,
Matte Middleton Secretary.
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The members of the Music Club
are requested to call at the library
and get their lesson books for the
year, and to leave the price, fifty
five cents per copy
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Notice to Advertisers.

All advertisers having advertis-
ing contracted for in the Industrial
Edition 20 the 9Th of tiHs month
will please get in copy for same
at once
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-09

See that ilqufd soap and holde-.
Always clean, strictly sanitary. r.
Ctonk Co ~
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-09

Z P Anderson. Jr.. of Brenham
is visiting relatives and friends in
the city
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-07-09

Probably no part OF the Daily
light is so filled with human inter-
# as the want column.
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The place for a first class lunch
or meal Bedford s new cafe on
east side Of square. If
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PERSONALS.


Mrs: T J McDade is visiting in
Dallas today
Burt Render made a business
trip to Hillsboro today.
+ w Njncer of Dallas is visit
ing in the city TODAY,
Miss Tiernev of For, Worth IS
visiting her aunt Mrs p F Thorn
biu
49,. eoau 1ron,;,, =, ,,ou,o,
is tho enest of Ms r. " simn-
son
,, -.
..,a ''S,, .,.'u ',o''
~ y West rasidinp ON rou,e
has gone tn Athens Ala for am
axtandea vioit
~ ,,-,,,..zz ,.,,..
tho CITY today.
II r. c.,;.t, a,,a af ,ror-,
NO ,.t.i4tre, No. to,,,a-zf u y
sn,f,h paaare a+raat
NJ = y ! '''7'' oi's ''''N "l'.l's
II! "'" tH5S 'i''I NM - Gun d S'''
No. - NJ ,1.a,t,+o, -.
,tl,r,.., -, ,.f.i+i,,,, ~. ond NJ
Of. 3,,,ir,r C,t1s,,.a,,aua
'.'I'i " esii' >'"I u9ii ear Sah
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THOROUGHRRED EGGs-i'ou can
find buyer Tor them by placing an
advertisement in this column If
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Buy your pump from F. S Cronk
% All kinds. Prices way down II
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Curtin Drug Co. North side
Square, Curlins Pharmacy. West
Side Square d&W
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CUR[|N DRUG Go.
PRESCRIPTION SPECIALIST S
THE Tsxa4: STORES

A NJ. Mason, farming near Ca
naan, Me, was badly crippled with
sciatic rheumatism due he says to
uric acid in his blood Foley Kid
ney Pills entirely cured me and al
so removed numerous black specks
that We're continually before my
eyes. . Foley Kidney pills are a
uric acid solvent and are effective
for the various forms of rheuma-
tism.
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Stylish
Stationery

Select Stationery
of an individual,
new this season
style. in latest
+ a bric sizes,
shapes and tints.
In boxes or in
bulk, with envel-
opes that match.
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Glenn and Irene Bell of Red Oak
and Ida May Queen Of kerens are
visiting at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ike Hendley in Trinity Ad-
dtion
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Ethel Mcclure of Dallas is
: Misses Ra.ney Harrison
nth Pickett during tho Chau-
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Rev G l.. Sneed, Who is camp
ing at the Chautauqua. spent Sun
day aud Monday al his home in
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-03

in Georgetown by the local troupe
on Friday night, May Bird, entiteled,
Noel CorsoD's OATH which no
doubt will be a drawing card and
bring ont the slumbering talent that
has laid dormant so long. Come one !!
Come ALI
A little daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Abel Smart, who was taken to the
Pocatello hospital to be operated up
on for appendicitis, died last Monday.
The doctors had no hopes of her re-
covering the operation as the dis
ease had run too long before she was
brought there. Every attention was
rendered her that could be. The hos
pital Is equipped with a full corps of
efficient doctors and nurses and fitted
out with all modern appliances.
Every attention is given to patrons
and patients, creating good impress
sion on all visitors.
The body was brought to George
town and services were held in the
meeting house on Wednesday and
were well attended.