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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29
posslblv wt,,,no 20 Ass,s, =, u.

At little party John T. McCutch-
con consented to do little impromp-
tn chalk talking, with the presiden-
tial possibilities for his subject. Nc
Cutcheon had made several hits. One
OF the party, chuckling, leaned over
to another, a Democrat. Pretty
good, isn't it?" he asked. What do
you think of his execution"
II think 1t would be darned good
thing" replied the Democrat.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

Relieves and Rests Teethlng Babies.
Mrs. Burton Gary, Toledo, Ohio,
writes that she has given Kopp's
Baby's Friend to her babies when
teething; finds 1t gives them rest with
out making them sleep. Invaluable to
mothers. Three sizes, 10c., 25c and
60c., at druggists or sent direct by
Kopp's Baby's Friend Co., York, Pa.
Sample by mail on request.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

There are wild Irregularities that
are pleasing. In the north station
boy tripped while running toward his
father and mother, who were on the
back platform Of the car just start
ing.
The Mother-Little Johnny fell
down.
The Father-Leave him lay.
This was wholly admirable.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

Pa. are Issuing a fine 224-page Book No.
15A showing how million families are
getting $500 worth of foods, soaps, cloth
Ing, furniture. etc.. for 300. over thirty
five hundred articles. Write for free copy
today.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29
Same Old Story.

She-How did they ever como to
marry?
He-oh, it's the same old story.
Started out to be good friends, you
know, and later on changed their
minds.-Puck.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29
CRITICAL Time
OF WOMAN LIFE
From 40 to so Years of Age.
How 1t May Be Passed
in Safety.
Odd, Va-:-"I am enjoying better
health than have for 20 years, and

believe / can safely
say now that I am q
well woman. I was
reared on a farm and
had all kindsof heavy
work to do which
caused the troubles
that came on me Ia
ter. For five years
during the Change Of
Life / was not able
to lift : pail Of wa
ter I had hemor-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

Nothing disappoints some women
more than to not be disappointed in
new neighbor.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

The Medium-Ah, beautiful lady,
you have come to find your future hus-
band; is 1t not SO?
The Lady-Not much; I've come to
find where my present husband is
when he's absent.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29
The WAY to Win,

Bronson-What's the best way to
make love to girl?
Dawson-The worst way possible
Then she'll think you mean it.-Puck
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

THAT man INDUCES in shocking
language"
Influence of his trade. He's a tele-
graph lineman."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BR0MO Quinino Tablets
Druggists refund money II IL fails to cure. b. W
GROVES signature is on each box. 25c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29
Memories.

"My lad, 1 was newsboy once"
"Aw, what cha tryin' to do-git mo
downhearted?"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

There is no excuse for the dyspoptio, with
Garfield Tea accessible at every drugstore.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29
Choosing the Lesser.

Here comes a militant suffragetIe. Shall We
stop and throw down the gage OF battle?"
"An thou lowest me- lead me to buzz saw"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

There's room at the top because
somebody is always coming down.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

For constipation use natural remedy.
Garfield Tea Is composed Of carefully select
ed herbs only. At all drugstores
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

Hoxsie's Group Remedy has no rival in the cure
of Croup-lt strikes at the root of the disease No
opium-no nausea, 30 cents.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

Many man with one foot in the
grave does enough kicking with the
other to make up for 1t.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29
All of That,

who is Nat Goodwin"
Ties the center OF the All-America
marriage team"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

The way to get a reputation for
goodness Is to be good.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

shippers at st. Johns, members of the
Presidents cabinet, Admiral Dewey
and host of other celebrities.
Another excellent vantage point
from which to see how offlcialdom OBJ
serves Easter is In the vicinity OF the
Church of the Covenant on fashion
able Connecticut avenue-the main
artery Of the Easter parade at the
capital. The Church of the Covenant,
which is rendered conspicuous by its
massive and lofty tower, Is the church
home of Vice-President Sherman and
his family, but many Of their fellow
members are almost as prominent In
the affairs of the nation as Is the pre-
siding officer of the United States
Senate. A short distance away Is st.
Matthew's Roman Catholic church,
which Is the great rendezvous of the
diplomats on Easter morning, for, be
1t known, most Of the members of our
official foreign colony"-particularl
those from southern Europe and the
South and Central American coun-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-03-29

third significance that attaches to Easter in
oflicialdom is its function the inaugural of the
spring social season. In the old days "the
son" in Washington meant from the first day Of
january to the beginning Of Lent. Then as
Uncle Sam became more of world power and
his capital reflected his Importance there
added each year the little season" which ex-
tended from the convening of Congress in Decem-
ber until the New Year. Latterly there has been
yet another development and we have the spring
season lin many respects the most enjoyable of
alD which opens on Easter and extends until
warm weather sets in. During Lent, social activ-
ity is virtually suspended, for even the hostesses
who are not SO devout as to have heed for the
religious significance of the forty days welcome
the interval rest period" Easter therefore
finds the leaders of offcialdom restored in spirit
and ready for a new round of activity.
Bat as has been said, Easter morning all
offcialdom goes to church and for the going finds
plenty of spectators, inasmuch Washington is
always thronge6 with tourists at Easter, and such
of them disappointed In the effort to gain
admission to the crowded churches throng the
approaches to view the passing show. The larg
est throngs are usually to be found in the neigh
borhood of the Unitarian church, of which Presl-
dent Taft is member, although in simple truth 1t
must be admitted that President Taft is the only
attraction here, for not many other public men of
prominence happen to worship at the same
church as the President But 1t is the President
that the Easter throng wants to and they
block the sidewalks about the church until after
his big motor car has whirled up to the curb
and the President has disappeared into the
church. After the service there is somewhat of
a repetition of the scene but the crowd is not SO
large, because 1t is etiquette for the President to
be allowed to make his exit ere the rest of the
congregation leave their seats and he is well on
his way to the White House ere most of the peo-
pie emerge from the church
Many spectators who are more interested in
observing how officials as class observe Easter
than they are in the personality, of the President
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30
| TOP PIECE FOR EVERY MAN

There's enough hats here to supply
every man in town. They're all new
and all good--stiffs and softs So to SIS
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30
Personal
Mention

w H. Bowen left last night on a
business tr to Texas.
90
c. A. Sullivan Of the Southern Tin
Works, Atlanta, was q visitor 10 the
city yesterday.
Andrews Wright, who came down
from Atlanta to spend Thanksgiving
day, returned last night.
DR.. Carl Baumgartner, who has
been the guest Of relatives here re-
turned to his home in Jacksonville
yesterday.
John w. Clark, formerly manager
of the local telephone exchange, now
in the insurance business in Atlanta,
is spending a few days in the city.
The many friends OF J NJ. Hood
enpyle. who has been very i'll for the
past several weeks. viii be glad TO
know that he was somewhat i'm
proved yesterday
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

The Crowds that Have Been ae
tending the Grand this week is a
good indication that the Humphreys
Musical Comedy company is pleasing
our patrons and we believe you win
agree with US when we say that this
one Of The best attractions OF ats
kind we have ever had in Brunswick.
These clever performers change their
entire program daily. introducing the
latest songs, jokes and eccentric dan
ces Matinee today at $50 at Sc and
loc Night prices, t0e and 20c. This
win be your last oaa9rtmity Of see
iilff, ~, hem IL o,S9citg
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

Quick Settlement. - A check was
received by the Brunswick camp 329,
w o. w, yesterday for $1,000, pay
able to Miss Vinta Raffo on the death
OF her brother, Clifford In settling
a claim 6ss than three weeks from
the date Of death the Woodwen are
living up to their record for prompt
ness.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30
Albert Fendi6 6 Co,
SPECIAL NOTICE

SPECIAL NOTICE.
Az bills against3he British steam
shiI Friederike must be presented
at our office by ~ o'clock noon OF this
The 28th day OF November, 1912 or
payment thereof will be debarred.
F. D. M. strachan & CO., Aats.
Fresh Macaroni, New Cheese and
Butter at DEVICES.
---------- y ----------
Wait for December 9. Georgia
Hardware c..
----ssaa- a-------- ---
Prin.fuse'a Empire Smoker has NO,
squaI
------O--------
Primr'se's Empire Smoker has no
an equal.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

5odo Arriyes.-The steamer Bodo
Of the Bahama Lumber company, ar
rived yesterday from Wilson City,
having made quick trip The yes
~ VIII cake on a cargo Of Supplies
hd make. another trip as soon as
loaded. m
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30
Sick Enough TO Have a Doctor

When cali they certainly
procure
rined with The point n
possible time.
We reliable drugs and dieines the
physicians prescriptions al
10 is
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30
A Day $ Doing
Briefly | old

Weather-Fair Saturday, with ris-
Ing temperature; light to moderate
northeast to east winds.
Fancy Head Lettuce 10c today at
Lloyd's. Also fine celery, cranber-
ries, etc.
The Pastime win show four fuIl
reels today AID q Paihe Weekly The
show will become Of the best since
he peorle's popular place was op-
ened. The prices remain the same,
&c and 1ee.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

Got Big contrset.-The Georgia
Florida Lumber company, J b. Dud-
icy, manager, has closed the contract
for the lumber to be Ased in the
Bradley apartment house on Gloue
ter street The first bill calls for
something over 100000 feet.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

What is Said to be one OF the big.
gest and most artistic laughing sue
eesses in the entire theatrical field
tii.s season is musical revue "The
Frolics Of 1872 which will be at the
Grand soon.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

Won Three Prizes.-W. II. Taylor,
who successfully conducts poultry
farm near Parkwood. this county won
first, second and third prizes for Pc
kin ducks q the Savannah poultry
show Mr. rHaylor has demonstrated
what can e done on a poultry farm
here.
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

Today, matinee and night, there
will be one Of those dandy two-reeI
Milano pictures At the Grand entitled
The Haunted Castle = be ~
membered that thesf the people
who produced "DG 8 Inferno" and
never fail o get out something good
The Brunswick news., 1912-11-30

Just in, Jones Little Dairy sausage.
rest IN the sN,,tAa THos. KEANY.
hone 5G5 -
Try our new brand La Rexana CT
gar. Brunswick Smoker MFG. Co.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
j. A. Rickart,
Market Correspondent,
Send IL In

II you have bit Of news, send it in;
Or joke that will amuse, send it in.
story that is true.
An incident that's new,
We want to hear from you! Send it in.
Never mind about your style. Send it in
II it's only worth the while, send it in
Or those crops that all amaze
OF the berries .sneighbors" raise
Ola section you would praise send it in
Or some patient labor done-send it in;
OF fallen brother won, send it III.
OF master who can teach
Truth beyond the average reach
OF q noble, glowing speech, send it in.
Will your story make us laugh? send il
in.
Send along photograph, Send it in.
When out fishing. send note
or the things you catch afioat
Or the good times on the boat. Send il
in.-Netionsl Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
Grammatical

An Aiahama negro, who had spent
several years as a servant in a New
York family, returning to his home, at
tempted to instruct bers of his
family in correct usage. especially in
'heir language. One day at the table
his brother saidetn him: "Gimme some
lasses, Sam. ".'Yo1 mustn's say 'lasses. ,
corrected Sam. ,'You must say mo-
lasses." "What is you tallsin' 'bout?''
grunted his brother. Allows I gwine to
say mo- 'fasses when amt had none
yet?"-McCall's Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
Sawdust For Cleaning

When you clean house have, a
few quarts of sawdust on hand
After you lift carpet or mating
damp the sawdust with tepid
water and sprinkle around the
edges of the floor and sweep to-
ward the center. This takes up
all the dust.-National Maga-
zine.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
1t is Easy

It is easy to open an account
at our bank. 1t is only necessary
to bring or send a dollar or as
much more as you may desire,
sign a signature card and the
thing is done Our method is easy,
simple and sure. 1t is our purpose
to handle any business entrusted
to us in such a fair and liberal
manner as to make the custom
er's relation with our bank salts
factory and profitable. There is
just one way to do business and
that is the best way. Call and let
us talk our way over with you.
The laborer with his dollar will
receive the same cordial treat
ment as the man with his thous-
ands. Why not start an account
today and watch it grow? Humid
reds of satisfied customers have
watched the interest swell the
total Of their bank balance with
pleasure. Make this your bank
ing home, You will always find
the latch-string out. Economy
encourages all the better elements
of manhood. You can start on
this road by depositing a dollar
at this bank.
THE BANK OF WINSLOW.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
Juicy Pie

When making a juicy pie, such
as berries Or pie-plant, take a
strip of clean white muslin about
two inches wide: wet the same
and lay around the outer edge
OF the pie before placing it IN the
oven to bake. When baked, the
cloth can be easily removed,
without sticking to to the crust.
and all the juice aved.-Nation.
al Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
Real Presence of Mind

Attorney General Wickersham
brought the following tale back
from the Northwest and told it
at the White House: A man there
who was in mortal tear of his
wife, especially when he INDUCED
in spirits to excess and forgot to
go hame until the early hours OF
the morning. One night he drank
until he became hilarious, and 1T
was in the small hours of the
morning that he reached his
home. He gained an entrance
without arousing his sleeping
spouse. Shoeless he climbed the
stairway, opened the door ofthe
bedroom, entered and closed it
after him without being detected
lust as he was about to get into
bed his wife, half aroused from
her slumber, turned and sleepily
said: is that you, Fido?" The
husband, telling the rest of the
story, replied: fFor once in my
life l had real presence of mind
| licked her hand. ."-Washington
Herald.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27

County Treasurer L. D. Divel-
bess and Mrs. Divelbess were
visitors here Tuesday.
DR.. Wilkes of Snowflake was a
business visitor in town the
early part OF the week.
]. A. Larson, of Globe Ariz.
son OF the late H. A. Larson OF
Holbrook, was visiting in Win
slow this week.
E. H. Howell of Navajo. was
in town the. early part of the
week shaking hands with his
many friends. q
County Assessor w. F. Will
laws was in Winslow this week
looking after business connected
with his Office.
H.. G. Ward, Of Phoenix, was
a business visitor here Tuesday.
AL. Coleman the veteran travel
ing man outo of Albuquerque was
around calling upon his custo-
mers Tuesday.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27

There is monument in Hampstead,
Long Island, erected to the memebre of
shipwrecked crew, who were drowned
off Far R0ckawaw cne stormy ni5ht
On three sides of the monument are
ordinary Inscriptions. On the fourth
appears the best bit of humOr ever
found on gravestone. 1t reads as
follows: '"1'his monument was erected
by the humane people of Queens county
to the memory of the shipwrecked crew
out of the money found on the bodies
of the deceased" Good wine Weekly.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27

Verse %. chapter Z, of Ezra,
has all the letters of the alphabet
except ~" Just brush the dust
off your Bible and see if this is
not true.
Take away women" asks a
writer, land what would fol-
low?" That's easy. The men.
Tonight and Sunday evening
the Electric Theatre will have a
special program in store for their
patrons in Prof. A. NJ. Gilbert.
conseded by the press and the
public to be the Greatest Trick
Violinist on the American Stage.
In connection there will be a fea-
ture program OF High Class
Comedy Sketch entitled "The
Professor and his Pupil which
will be played by Prot. Gilbert
and assisted by the noted Char
acter actress Mrs. Anna Gilbert.
In addition to that there will be
a regular picture show and the
illustrated songs. The price of
admission will be Is and IS cents.
Among those who were initiat-
ed into Winslow Lodge No. 536,
B. P. O. Elks Thursday evening
were, Messrs: Richard T. Dug
gar. Elmer J. Howard, Frank
Wagner, John B. Drumm, Geo.
E. Tum bar, Richard P. Hesser
and Judge Sidney Sapp OF Hol
brook.
Here is a puzzle that puzzles
everybody: Take the number of
your living brothers, double the
amount, add to it three, multiply
by five, add the number of your
living sisters, multiply the result
by ten, add the number of deaf
of brothers and subtract $50
from the result. The right figure
will be the number OF deaths,
middle will be the number OF
living sisters and the left will
show the number of living bro
theirs. Try it and see.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
AZ To Lawyers

Speaker Champ Clark tells OF Mis-
souri, lawyer named Strange who be-
came i'll and feared he was about to die.
Calling his wife to him, Lawyer
Strange said:
'Now, my dear, when die, would
like you TO put q little headstone at my
grave and on it simply say, Here lies
an honest lawyer.' F"
The wife expressed SURPRISE that her
husband did not wish his name on the
stone.
"That will not be necessary" he said
"Everyone who passes and sees the in.
scription will at once say, That's
Strange. '-McCal's Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
Use Lemons For Bleaching

In washing delicate fabrics,
if slices of lemon are placed IN
the water in which the material
is boiled, the article will come
ont whittier and cleaner, the acid
IN the lemon having a slight
bleaching effect without injuring
the ric,-National Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
Stock Market

Kansas City Stock Yards, April 70,
1912. A more LIBERAL run Of cattle came
in this week than in recent weeks, and
though the supply was FIVE thousand
head lees than arrivals same week last
year, the market broke 90 TO 40 cents,
proving that the basis Of the high range
of pricss is formed of the shortage in
the supply. Killers will buy only in a
hand to mouth way when prices are as
high ss they are now. Top steers last
week sold at 1856, against a top of
$3.50 year ago same week, for cattle
just as good. The run to-day was esti-
mated at eight thousand head. but the
final count exceeded ten thousand
The first estimate might have sold
steady, but the situation became murky
as the returns of arrivals came in, and
by the time the majority of two thou
sand over the estimate was annonced,
killing grades have settled to ten lower
basis. Dennis OConnor, Plsttsburg'
Mo-, sold load of 1914 h., steers at
the top to-day, IS 40, and load of light
or steers at $3.50, Chicago prices in
each case. Stock and feeding grades
made up larger percentage OF the
supply to-day than usual, and de-
cline of 10 to 25 cents awaiting them.
Killers are no longer willing to buy
.'anything that will bleed" and the
withdrawal of their competition on
thin cattle permitted the break to be
more pronounced. Quarantine steers
sold up to $3.50 to-day, and train OF
hay fed Westerns sold at prices up to
81. 40, and some sugar mill steers at
$40. Optimism prevails in viewing
future probabilities OF prices. as slim
supplies couple Of months ahead seem
to be certainty.
The hog market keeps running up
and down u short course Immediately
in front of the eight dollar grand stand.
for top hogs. The run to-day here 10
5000 head, market called q big ten low
er at the start, mainly for the reason
than Chicago had sixty two thousand
hogs too mahy by twenty thousand
head for the market to hold steady
there. Conditions improved during the
session to day, and the market started
back up the course again before the
close Top hogs brought $50 to-day
bulk of sales having an unusual wide
range, because Of the large number of
low grade light hogs incluned, $3.50 to
$7.7715.
Sheep and lambs gained quarter
last week, and the market is higher to-
day. Failing receipts are the main rea-
son for the advances, less than thirty
Thousand beingon sale here last week,
and but nine thousand to-day. Forecasts
for the balance of. the week point to 9
fair run Of Texans, Of which there are
none here to-day, and small run Of
Colorados. OF which the run is almost
entirsrly made up to-day. That ia
providential situation for sellers. Colo
RADIO lambs sold up to $S.15 to-day, a
number of bands at IS 10, medium
lambs around S7.75, wethers $6 40, ewes
worth $500 for wooled stock in each
case, clipped stock rs cents to dollar
under these figures, Texas muttons
would sell to-day at $40 to $3.50, goats
$3. rs to 1915.
j. A. Rickart,
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27
To Clean Fancy Silverware

To clean silverware of fancy
pattern without scratching, boil
it in strong soap suds in which
a piece cf aluminium has been
placed. The action Of the alkali
of the aluminium seems to exer
else a cleansing effect on the sill
ver.-National Magazine.
The Winslow mail., 1912-04-27

"Girls in love amt no use in
the whole blessed week. Sundays
they're a-lookIng down the road,
expectin' he'll come. Sunday
afternoons they can't think OF
nothin' else cause he's here.
Monday mornin's they're sleepy
and kind O. dreamy and slimpsy
and good for nothin' on Tues
day and Wednesday. Thursday
they git absent-minded an begin
to look off towards Sunday
agin, an nope around and let
the dishwater git cold right I'm
der their noses Friday they
break dishes and gn off i'll the
best room and snivel an look
out o. the winder. Saturdays
they have queer spurts o work
in like all p'ssesSed,. an spurts
O. .rlzzln' t.lcir hair Al Sunday
they begin it all over agin."
Mrs. N. S. BLY, accompanied by
the children returned from her
visit wi h her sister Mrs VI w.
Iorgan i K g,na !, \ IL, r4es
day morning.