The Greeley tribune., 1912-12-19

1t Is getting pretty late to Dc
thas Christmas shopping early.
TIA time to get over your gr0uch
Christmas is only about eight days
away.
II is about time our 1913 calen-
d.rs are showing up, free gratis fof
nothing.
Maiden ladies of uncertain age
can perk up . hit. Helen Gouid Is
ming to be married.
Did you write the date 1S-l2.iS
today: That kind OF . date hne
will not come again for ninety years.
A new use for souvenir post carus
has been found. A Weld county
,,,.n oot a divorce on the strength
Of them yesterday.
"Iover coyotes robbing roosts In
daylicht", says our contemporary
In a headline. Do the chickens ut
Dover ruost during the daytilue?
n
lev Yesterday, but will not be avail
a6ae for the newspaper men. We
mention this lame joke just to beat
tise other fellows to 1t.
Now that it has been demonstrate
ed that dollar bills can be sent
through tie mail, We hope that our
friemde Will remember our address
about Christmas time.
The peace delegates meeting In
London have had their first dis
agreement and may have . war yet
Nobody knew who the vice psesi-
dat of tho Missouri Pacific railroad
was until he became engaged to
Heaea Gould.
The "soulless kiss" II the latest
discovery in the divOrCe court.
Probably the kind that tho cashless
husband gets.
Wen, tho graft cases at Canon
City are abo1t over, 20 that the
lunber cases might BE- called alnnost
any time NOW IN Weld county.
According to The dispatches TE.
key loa tlhe first cAse beIoFo the 60
voys. Our dope Is that they will
lose their lives before Christmas.
A hen that lays two eggs day
has been discovered, but she Ii way
down in Florida where the high
price Of eggs is unknown.
Another million dollar pay day Is
coming up In Weld county next
Saturday. The first thing you know
that sort Of thing will be = habit.
II Weld county keeps up its roc
ord In sending men to Canon City 1t
might be cheaper for the state TO
build . little penitentiary in Gree
10y.
This II the season Of the year
avlsea the small boy wishes he had 4
stocking ~ large ~ the fat lady In
the circus looks - though sire
vvoee.
Two physicians told the Social
Science club that the average length
Of life is increasing. Maybe It only
seems thst way while waiting fol
Craaks arc busy now threatening
Wilsoa- 1t might be we'll to pen .
60W Of them up IN insane asylumi
Rsfsse they turn loose with auto
uaAfie rcvolvers.
An Eaton girl says that Japanes,
mnlke better husbands than Amer
leans. However, there is not ukel,
70 be any particular rush for tn
1tttle brown men.
II the plan TO establish theater
IN the churches is carried out "
will bet that there Is . marked In
crease in attendance on the part q
tho men.
The government swatted the al
tfwa6ite coal trust in Pennsylvani,
but most Of us out here burn Colo
rnd0 soft coal, 1t very high freigf
rates per ton.
Now or old friend key Steves
= named ~ the prospective hu
bad Of . popular sctress. We q
ways Thought that he was wedde
to the muse, in which case there
hab1e to be tFoubae.
A Denver minister has proclaiml
that ti,e newspapers Of that a
ought to be ssp0reed" and eve
pager there gave him big space .,
felt sure that it was the other paQe
tase preacher was hitting.
A man Of Los Angeles thought
he dead turned up after his vi
had collected his Life insurant
Thak h certainly carving Il
Enoch Arden business too far.
might have waited until tho WI
had Npent the money.
Mrs. Corey, tho actress wife
the steel maRnate. has come q
t,,tn r,s.int tn inform the world til