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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-09
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Slashcs-Hoon In fight?
Washer 30. tried TO nirt with a
pretty sufragcttc.-Judg
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-08-09
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MASSACHUSETTS
COAST K d 6ERHa
z HEROIC BATTLES OF THE 5
y LIFE SAVING SERVICE n

: you run through tho history
Of tho United States life saving
service. you will md that, with
tho exception Of occasional
widely separated years, tho
coast OF Massachusetts lays
claim ~ more disasters than
any stretch Of soauoard within
the scope u beach patrol. Long
Island and Sew Jersey not oA'
ccptcd. This IL partly on nc.
count Of the particularly heavy
foh.tratnc In tho vicinity. but II
IL chiefly due 10 Capo Cod. II
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
AND IT WASN'T HUBBY AT ALL
MIR. Younohusband unIustIy Blamed
for Fault Of choIerlc Driver OF
the Mules.


Another practical application Of the
advisability OF believing only half OF
what you hear" had an inning in a
South side home recently An upper
apartment is occupied by bride and
groom. The groom on this fatal morn
Ing happened 70 be the first one up. A
teameter with pair OF balky mules on
the street below the bedroom windows
was admonishing the mules in the only
language mules are said 70 under
stand.
While the groom was in the process
OF morning plunge he was aston
ished to hear sobs coming from the ad-
Joining room. Hastily repairing TO the
scene OF trouble. he was about to in
ouire what on earth the matter was,
when In muffied tones canes the heart
broken accents OF the bride:
"oh. how dare you speak to me that
way. you horrid thing. I'm going
straight home to m-moth--" and the
balance was smothered again In the
sympathetic pillow.
The astonished groom stood. gaping
and speechless, while the sobbing was
resumed. Just then, waited in by the
gentle morning breeze, came this dull
Get admonishment from the street be-
low: Get up. you blankety-blink-
blank lazy houn' pup. yuhl How do
you expect me TO get anywhere? D'you
think you kin stay here all day. yoh
blankety.zip-whoop-blank, etcl"
The shout of laughter that broke
the tense silence in that bridal apart
ment made even the aggrieved bride
sit up In her misery and negligee and
take notice Of her convulsed brute"
Of husband. Indignation was begin
ming to flame high n.her eyes when
he recovered his breath enough to tell
her to just listen a moment. She lis
tened to the choicest bit of profanity
the teamster had yet relieved his sys-
tenn of.
"Oh," she gasped. and before the
morning was over had the whole apart
ment wondering what the joke vas
Kansas City Journal.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
A WORD WITH WOMEN
Valuable Advice for AnnapoIi,
Readers.

Many . woman endures with noble
patience the daily misery of backache,
pains about the hips, nervous spells,
dizziness and urinary disorders, hope
less Of relief because she doesn't know
what is the matter.
1t is not true that every pain in the
back or hips is trouble peculiar to the
sex. Often when the kidneys get
congested and ininmed, such aches
and pains follow.
You can tell it is kidney trouble If
the secretions are dark colored, con-
tain sediment: the passages are too
frequent or scanty. Then help the
weakened kidneys. Don't expect
them to get we'll alone.
Doan's Kidney Pills have won the
praise of thousands of women. They
are endorsed at home-Read this An
napolis woman's convincing statement :
Mrs. Elizabeth Claude, 81 North
west st. Annapolis Md, says: II
found Doan's Kidney Pills to be a fine
kidney medicine and one that acts as
represented. ! obtained this remedy
at Green's Drug Store. when suffering
from lame back and weak kidneys and
it helped me in every way.
gor sale Dy All dealers. Price, 50
cents. Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. Remember tsse asrne-nsan's s
and take no other.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
LINeERs ALWAYS IN MEMORY
Fortunate 10 the Man That Can ReeaIe
the Love shewsrsd on Him BY
oFandmother.

The Womens Home compaaiea 60
tains an impressive article on aFanA-
mothers. in which the author gives the
following description OF her ewn
grandmother:
"A bride at fifteen; widow witt
four little children at thirty: nuna
from wealth to poverty By the CivIf
war: confronted with the necessity
10 earn her own and her ehildren's
living IN q day when women had in
deed cause to cry out for better op-
portunities. and through it all strong.
patient serene. the uneonQusrabls
soul.
What could be Drawer. what could
be richer. than her lifes
What could there be in all human
experience TO surpass that young love
Of hers?-the love that one hears.
with aching throat and blurred eyes.
In the single voice Of some throbbing
violin when the lights are low and
every coarser instrument is hushedf
All. that Is the pure romance, starry,
exquisite-hesting. IL you will-but oh.
how sweet
And then-motherhood. The wo-
man OF today. with q large and lovely
charity, would mother the whole world.
But she-she mothered her own. Ane
win any woman say that to mothe@
ones own is the lesser Joy. the In
ferior vocation.
Then death-the death Of her hus-
band. And I think there can be no
sharper test of courage. no deeper call
for heroism, than the requirement to
smile into ones children's faces, to
make life a happy thing for them.
when their father lies dead That IL
a task 10 shake the heart OF the
staunchest: yet she did IT,
"Soon afterward, the war and imam
cial disaster; the old. old story of the
southern wife and widow; the home
desecrated for her by the presence of
boarders: the skillful needle put ID
such unwonted service; all the pitiful
shifts of uneQuipped. sensitively bred
poverty. These things she did too
and smiled
And then she lost her first.born, her
only son. And she smiled still. for the
children who were left.
"As her remaining children grew up
around her. the stress lightened
There was marriage, there was birth
happening about her again-rsnswals
of life.
What would childhood be, indeed.
without grandmothersy OF course we
love our mothers and fathers best;
we always assert that stoutly, but
well, there's something about = grand
motheri"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
WIshIna for Longer pax..

Most women at home would be SUE
prised to learn that there are quicker
ways of doing ordinary things than
they are used to. But efficiency ex-
perts who work wonders in cutting
out waste motions in factories. so that
hard-headed business men are willing
to pay them big money for their SER
vices, throw up their hands in horror
when they observe how women at home
let the precious time slip through
their fingers, and wonder where the
day has gone
Among the improvements they sug-
gest is that women use the clock more,
agreeing with themselves to get Ger;
tain things done by certain times. aLd
having certain hours free for culture.
devotion and recreation. The neoes-
sity of keeping to schedule means
the invention OF many short outs, and
puts something Of chat delightful
game spirit into the most common
place tasks.
Now don't talk it cver With some
negative-minded person who muddles
your good intentions with whining OBJ
jections. but just go ahead and do It.
II it works. then tell your ne!ghbor.
Perhaps she would like to have some
spare time too.--Delineator.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
INJECT ETHER UNDER THE SKIN.
Philadelphia Surgeons Try New
Method of Giving Anaesthetic.

Prof. William b van Lennep. sur
geon in charge at the Hahnemanu Hos
pital, Philadelphia, operated yesterday
afternoon on a man for removal of a
growth from one of the internal organs
and for the first time in the history Of
surgical operations there had DR.. j. w.
Hassler of New York come to that
city to administer as anaesthetic ether
and water simultaneously.
The injection was made directly into
the veins of the patients arms and
within a minute and a half from the
time that the injection was made the
patient was under the influence OF
anaesthesia.
DR.. Hassler and Prof. van Lennep
we're particularly we'll pleased with
the effects of the ether as administered
In this way, as there was no nausSs
and the after effects were of such 9
negative quantity that the knife had
never been used
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
cauah. seaauII o. salmon Red.

have sometimes read accounts of
birds taking the fy OF fisherman.
but / do not remember having heard
before OF any one catching a seagull
when salmon fishing
This happened here at Dunkeld to
day. and the lady who was fishing not
only hooked the seagull but after play
ing it for quarter OF an hour landed
Il.
The lady was harling for salmon in
the Tay just below DunkeId bridge,
spinning with a minnow from boat
when the seaguil swooped under the
water and few on with the minnow.
The gull made very good play, and IL
was only owing to skillful handling
that Il was eventually "nettsd-" II
was OF course taken on the hook ana
asw away none the wcvss.-The Risid-
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
R.ra attraction for ! sIdeshOw.

"T next have the pleasure, lay-dees
and gentlemen" announced the side
show lecturer in orotund tones, indica-
ting a pale, wan. specialized person on
the platform, "of calling your kind at
tention to one of the most remarkable
curiosities on exhibition. He"
"Huhl" hypercritically calculated
Tobe sagg. who had nosed into the
forefront of the crowd around the ros-
trum. "He looks just about like the
rest of u.s."
VERY truel" replied the orator.
But, despite that fast, he is, so far
as we have any knowledge, the only
specimen Of his kind in existence-a
country editor who worked and fought
and labored for his party, with heart
and soul and might and main, merely
because he thought It was right and
not because he wanted the postof'
Hcei"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
SIGNING UP THE DESERT.
How the Automobile Club Of Southern
California is in ConjuctiOn With
The State Authorities.

After many months of planning
and preparation, the Automobile Clut
OF Southern California. in connec-
ton with the State authorities, has
begun the work Of making clearly de-
6ned pathways through such sections
of the desert lands Of the State az
motorists are likely 70 traverse. This
will consist of so placing adequate
signs every five miles that the auto
mobiIist will at all times know just
where and how TO travel.
At present there are 2870 miles
Of desert roads il the counties of
Kern. Inyo, San Bernardino. River
side, Imperial, San Diego and Los
Angeles. The deserts which these
roads traverse are the MoJave, Death
Valley, Ch1ekawalla and Imperial.
The latter should not be confounded
with the fertile and prosperous I'm
perial Valley.
Heretofore, in ali these sections of
desert country there have only been
some fifty signs for motorists, these
principally in San Bernadino county.
Few of these signs are of any value
to the motorist today, for the some
what unusual reason chat they have
been used as targets by various per-
sons passing, and have be- en- so "shot
up" as to be almost undecipherable.
The purpose of the new signs is not
only % direct the motorjst along the
right road, but to tell him where he
can find ne arby springs and water
holes, directions as to locating these
being explicit. These signs will be
lS inches square, OF No. 16 gauge
galvanized annealed steel, set cross
wise on l2 inch rounded steel gal
vanized hollow posts. Each post will
be anchored with a cross of the same
material as the pole itself.
The desert, contrary to what many
persons suppose, is by no means a
level country. There are many miles
of lava buttes and granite mountains.
the ways among which are devious
AMI almost impossible to thread if
one is not informed as to the right
road. In passing through the desert
the motorist, it has been found, faces
danger and death at every turn if he
has not equipped his car with an ade-
quate warning signal. There have
been so many accidents due to the in
efficiency of the bulb horn that the va
rious motoring organizations have
seen to it that their members are
warned of the danger of using any
thing but highpowered electric horn.
There are many points where it is
impossible for two cars to pass, and
sharp turns are frequent in just such
sections.
Mr.. o. X. Parker, engineer of the
Automobile Club of Southern Cali
fornia, said regarding this matter.
81 have travelled over 90, 900 miles
over these desert roads and through
the canyons of the mountains of Cali
fornia, and | would like to warn all
motorists against placing any depend
ence upon the bulb horn. 1t is useless
in either city or country, but man
takes his life in his hands who de-
pends upon il in any way in this
country about which we have been
speaking"
II will take the better part of
year to accomplish the task of sign
ing the desert, butsthe work is to be
prosecuted vigorously and is part of
the whole system Of effort to make
motoring in California as pleasant
and free from danger as possible.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
Household Maneuver.

And what" asked the caller, after
be had been shown all over Mr.. Bobb's
new house, sis that pretty little article
hanging over the piano?"
Don't you know7" answered Mr..
Bobbs. enthusiastically. Why, that is
q handy match receiver. made by
Mrs. Bobbs. / scratch match and
use IL. II must not be thrown on the
floor-there is the receiver. Holding
the burnt match carefully in my fin
gers. j move the plano away from the
wall to the center of the room. Then
go down in the basement and get the
stepladder. place the stepladder
against the wall mount it, deposit the
match in the receiver, climb down
again. / then return the stepladder
to the basement. come back and move
the piano into It's former position.
There's nothing like having these
handy things about the house. 1t
makes for neatness and discourages
smoking J"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
0weS Life 10 This
CONSUMPTION Remedy


1t Is beyond human power 70 peEio.1i
miracles. The makers Of Eckman -,
terative a remedy for Consumption uo
not claim that it VIII restore every one
70 perfect health. but so many nave fe.,.H, 80,
tarily testified ii saved their lives ;s III,
ali who have this dread disease snouse W,
Investigate and try 1t. It should STOP rs
nfrht sweats. reduce fever, promote ap
petite and in very many eases pIoaSt.ss 49,
ife. Read what II accomplished ~ ehis
Catherine Ave. and Ascot Place,
Queens Court, i. 4
Gentlemen; In the year bsoo Nas
taken with heavy cold ana q hasss
cough and went to several docfofs, =. ~
clu1fng a Specialist. Their medicines Isli.
ed. then went to the CatsA All,s !, ~ ~,
the cough still kept up. stasee ene, resr
q Eear and then went on AaAM Ne
Jersey CITY a very sick man. -.
~Niy brother then reeoInmenGse. -
mans Alternative 20 me very hlgnis 49,
first I would not consent 10 use I, ors,,,S ,ss-S
10 the fact that ] had taken 80 H'.s-s .
medicines without being helped IN any
way. but finally I consented. X = a.
nearly two years since ! nrst toyA to,. +
I en- now cured aud ] dare SAY tn.s a.
would have been buried long 49, ass,,,s :
had NOT been for Eekman's AlteTalNS.
Wish to thank you fer the Godsena - - -
Wherever 90 ] highly reeonl..h.ssnu \. 3 'A'N
Alternative. as I owe my life g n,z,rrx,
sworn Afildavitf JOS. J. - Isrnn
EeGman's Alternative IS eueett.rrss ~ 80 - s-e
chitis Asthma. Hay Fever; 1n5oss -
Lung Troubles. and In upbnlloAn@ ....s - :
system. Does not contain poiSons, optSsts.ss
or habit forming drugs. ASK loI 1la. 1goA =.
telling OF recoveries and write 70 L.Al-.s- -
Laboratory, Philadelphia, Pa. lor Eo.s E.ssL -
denee. Tor sale by all lsaein1
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
HOW ROMAN WENT coURTING
Prospective Wife Had Nothing 70 Do
With the Match, Though 40
corded High Position.

When . boy had completed his
studies and had reached the age Of
perhaps twenty-five or thirty, 1t was
his duty to marry. After deciding
upon . lady whom he thought suitable
to be his wife he arranged the be
throthal with her father, as the maid
en- was usually too young to be con-
suited in the matter, and, furthermore,
Roman women were always under
guardianship. The marriage cere-
monies began with the feast and sac
rifices in the house of the brides ia
ther.
In the evening a procession of
youths, torch-bearers, musicians and
guests escorted the bride to her fu-
ture home, where the groom carefully
lifted her over the threshold, as it
was an Ill omen for her to touch the
sill with her foot. In case the we'd
ding was Of the ancient sacred form
termed confarreatio. the newly mar
ried pair, after entering the house, ate
together . sacred cake in the pres.
ence of ten witnesses and Of the chief
pontiff and priest of Jupiter. The
ceremonies OF the evening ended with
q bridal song by the guests. and on
the following day the husband gave a
marriage feast to his friends.
Though early custom placed the
wife in the power Of her husband. she
went freely into society, attended the
theaters and public games, taught her
children, and sometimes aided her
husband in his political career. Her
position as mistress of the household
commanded respect from government
and ociety.-Exchange
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
SNAPSHOTS.

The empty
Stocking is waiting
To be filed at Christmas.
-snowbirds are on their way.
The shovel is waiting to be pushed.
If at arst you don't succeed. guess
again.
The weather mans predictions
don't have much weight in dry town.
Hard work is the best cure fA
hard luck.
Too many call downs won't help a
young man to rise in the world.
Don't talk about man behind bis
back. That's the place to kick him.
"A man. like a cigar, is sooner or
later pretty sure to meet his match
No man will admit it. but every
girl deserves a better husband than
she gets.
The people who are we'll heeled are
generally those who give the stamp of
approval.
Some people have an idea that a
little truth goes long way, il you
stretch it.
The fellow who can't keep a job
might try working in a glue factory.
He ought to stick there.
1T isn't every bail team that can
win pennant, but they can all display
a certain amount of bunting.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
What They Want.

Although The Capital has stated. it
cannot give space to Santa Claus
letters, it feels constrained to publish
these two found on the inside OF the
Office door early this morning:
Dear Santa Claus-I am a little
girl, four years old. want an infant
doll and dress. an old teddy in sromp-
ers and story book. live on Union
street. My name is - - - .-...s :
- . CATHERINE HURLOCk. e
80 --- - -. .-ss--s
: Dear Santa Claus-I fam q little
girl, five years old. ! want you to
bring me large doll, "a little 'friger-
ator and some games and q story
book That is all. NY name Is little
GRACE HURLOCK,
No. Union street.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
Eneot Of PaInt on corrosIon q IrOn.

EUeCI OF FAINT on COTTouIuU W tEOus
According to the rather surprising
results obtained by two German chem.
fists, M. Liebreich and L. Spitzer, who
were experimenting with paint as q
preventive OF the corrosion OF iron, IL
seems that one coat OF good paint or
varnish is much superior to two or
more coats. In their experiments q
second coat proved absolutely detri.
mental. The experiments consisted In
painting well polished steel bars with
one or more coats and suspending the
bars over boiling water for four days.
Half of the coating was then removed
and the barred metal well covered with
vaseline to prevent oxidation. In each
case where only one coat OF paint had
been applied the bars remained as
brilliant and rust free as before the
test, but in the case Of two or more
coats. corrosion had taken place. The
investigators will not commit them.
selves as to the explanation OF this.
but Il may be that coating OF several
layers provides less flexible cover,
more liable to crack. thus allowing
oxidizing agents to penetrate to the
metal surfaces.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
PARCELS POST STAMPS ALL RED
Designs Range From Letter Carriers
to DairYing.

The new parcels post stamps will be
distributed by January !. Each OF
the twelve denominations will have
its own design. The titles of these
designs are:
One cent, "Postoffice Clerk two
cent. "City Carrie" three cent,
Railway Postal CLERK" four cent,
Rural Carrier; FIVE cent. Mail
Train; ten cent, steamship ano
Mail Tender; fifteen cent, Auto
mobile Service twenty cent, Aero
plane Carrying Mall; TWENTY-FIVE
cent "Dairying, seventy-five "Har,
vestilg"; one dollar, "Fr'lit 1ro"i
ing. 80,
The stamps are l by l-2 incne'
and are all red.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13

~8k par cent. interest paid on
savings Depndts. AnnspolisS { Banking
and 1fusti0s.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13

Trespass notice printed on muslin
or on paper for sale 1T this ofiee.
Now is the time to post trespass
notices when gunners with dog and
gun are wout to trespass on private
property. Buy = tFsspass notice a
TIE CapfenIoffics.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-12-13
Beware Of 0iatments for catarrb HI
Contain Mercury.

AhWE VI 1ANkANNHAG AHt 0Ah0Afn Tvs
COnfGin Mercury.
as mercury win surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange tn,
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such article
should never be used except on pra-
scriptlons from reputable physicians
as the damage they will do is ten folC
10 the good you can possibly derive from
them. Hali's Catarrh Cure manu-.
factured by F. j. Cheney q Co Toledo
o., contains no mercury, and is takeT
internally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the svs-
TEN. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure
be sure you get the genuine. IL *
taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio, by F. ] Cheney & Co. Testimo-
mails free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 75c. pen
bottle
Take Halls Family pills for .consti.
patton
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1912-12-20

for five hundred years. Every print
ing inventors brain since Gutenberg
has contributed Somethins to that
machine. 1t stands today the highest
achievement in the printing art. So
far as the human mind can find
expression and the human hand can
shape itself in senseless metals and
make them 90 the human will Just so
far that mS-eine has brains like a
man.
In the dark Gays of the world men
were put in jail because heir crude
prin+ing WAS deemed such a mystery.
But today we honor such men as
Mersenth@ler whose machine will
hereafter set the news for the Mar
ietta journal. We invite our friends
tn come in and see the machine in
operation. Itputs the Marietta Jour-
nal in the Metropolitan class. The
growt TN or the business has made it's
installation necessary and we could
mot keep up with the Banner County
without it.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1912-12-20
TAKING OUT GREASE STAINS
Fresh OK Gall Will Remove Obnoxious
DESIGNATIONS From Carpets
Washing Muslin Curtains.

Grease stains on carpets can be
taken out with fresh OK gall-get it
from the butcher-and warpo water.
Dip a stiff brush in this and rub the
spots vigorously, going over them af-
terward with a cloth dipped in clear
tepid water and wrung out.
An excellent way to remove paper
from the wall when desiring to re-
paper room is to make a rather thin
flour paste and go over the paper
with large brush or cloth, wetting
every part. After allowing this to
stand for little while the paper may
be taken off in great strips without
making bit of dust or dirt.
To wash muslin curtains so that
they will have sheer look, boil two
quarts of wheat bran in six quarts Of
water for half an hour and strain and
mix in the water in which the curtains
are to be washed. Unless the curtains
are very soiled use no soap, for it both
cleaGJes and stiffens. Rinse lightly In
clear cold water