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Omaha daily bee., 1912-02-21
BURGLARS ARE SURPRISED,
BUT CARRY AWAY LOOT

Francis Franco and Domanico Calania
entered their room at si2 Pierce street
about Monday night and found two
burglars going through their trunks and
closets. A fight followed and the two
burglars made their escape with over
500 worth Of jewelry and clothing and
about 40 in cash.
Joseph Graves. lsi5h Cunning street. re-
ports that his home was broken into Mon
day night and 80 in clothing and iewelry
stolen.
Omaha daily bee., 1912-02-21
Iniurcd a. m Eire

Injured in Fire
or bruised by a fall apply Bucklens Ar
nica Salve Cures burns. cuts. wounds
boils. sores. eczema. piles. Guaranteed.
&c For sale by Beaten Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1912-02-21
A Message to Omaha Men

- @eSSs6S w ~ SA1SSAASs @'3S14
We want you to thoroughly realize that this sale of
the stock Of Bourkes Clothes Shop at Bande Stores next
Saturday of real Importance TO YOU We want you to
appreciate just what Character Of Clothes are to be sold
and how remarkable the bargains are to be.
If you will look into display windows of the old
building the store you will be positively convinced
that you buy clothes of the better class at this sale
Saturday for just about half of what they have ever be-
fore sold. |
Alfred Benjamin Co. hand made clothes for men are
known all the country for their splendid style char
acter and their superior quality We offer you scores of
Alfred Benjamin and Schoss Bros. suits in new spring
styles in two lots at $3.50 and $l15O although many
were made to sell at $25 and even $50.
We offer Mems Odd Pants worth $3.50 and S. at
$169 and $269-Men's Cravenettes worth 80 $15 and
$25 at $685. $3.50 and $10-Men's Full Dress and Tuxedo
Suits in all Sizes $40 values at $l75OWe will sell Mems
So Hats at $145-Men's $150 Caps at Acc.
See the window displays and you'll see how you can
outfit yourself for spring better than you've done for
years. and at half the money
Bourke's stock is all on sale Saturday
j. L. BRANDEIS & SONS
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
Household Economy
How to Have the Best Cough
Syrup and Save 81, by
Making 1t at Home.

Cough medicines, as a rule contain a
large quantity " p.u.a syrup. If YOU
take one pint of granulated sugar, add
y pint of warm water and stir about
2 minutes, you have as good syrup as
money could buy.
Ii you will then put 215 ounces of
Pinex $50 cents WORTH in q pint bottle.
and fill it up with the Sugar Syrup, YOU
will have as much cough syrup as YOU
could buy ready made for $3.50. 1t
keeps perfectly.
And you will find it the best cough
syrup you ever used-even in whoopino
cough. You can feel it take hold-lsu.
ally stops the most severe cough in "a
hours. 1t is just laxative enough, has a
good tonic effect, and taste is pleasant.
Take a teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
1t is a splendid remedy, too, for
whooping cough, Group, hoarseness, asth-
ma, chest pains, etc.
Pinex is the most valuable eoncentra.
ted compound of Norway white pine ex-
tract, rich in guaiacol and all the heal
ing pine elements. No other prepara-
ton will work in this formula.
This recipe for making cough remedy
with Pinex and Sugar Syrup is now
used and prized in thousands Of homes
IN the United States and Canada. The
plan has often been initiated but never
successfully.
A guaranty Of absolute satisfaction. or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex. or will
get u for You. II not send " tn
Fi.ieA Co., ~. Wayne, Ind.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
Days DOING At
STATE CAPITAL
JUDGE 8RILES" GETS PECULIAR
LEGRAM-oTHER NEWS
FROM ATLANTA.

Atlanta, Oct III edge Briles"
was awakened early this morning to
receive telegram from Macon. 1t
was signed Hub Talley and it said:
How do you like your new bosS?"
The recorder had hearty laugh at
the wire to his friends. Hub Talley,
as will be recalled, was at one time
the worst iolice court offender in At
lanta. He was sent to the chaingang
on al average OF once a month, and
when he escaped or was released he
straightway committed some other
ueVllCry that put him back again. He
was a bOor-legging blind tiger, petty
| tmef, penny pilferer, a drunkard
and bum. WITH ali those dlsau-
Vantages Hub had a certain person
ality of his own, and the police were
&4"ays KIND 10 him. Aside from cheat
ing them out of their eye-teeth, Hub
never harmed = man, woman or child
in his life. Talley was more dIshon-
est than vicious. The recorder saw
his smiling face time after time at
the bar OF justice until the two be-
came familiar acquaintances if not
friends Finally he was adjudgeG in
sane and sent off to Milledgeville,
much to the disappointment of the
recorders court reporters. That was
the last heard of him until the re-
ceiving of his characueristically, witty
and impertinent telegram from Ma
con. 1t is not known how he got out
and how he got money enough to
send telegram is a mystery which
the local detectives cannot solve.
The wire referred, of course, to the
election of Jim Woodward.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
DELICIOUS SYRUP OF FIGS" FOR A
BAD LIVER Or SLUGGISH BOWELS
This Gentle Thoroughly
Thirty POsons,
CIogged-up

is wonderful stomach, liver and
bowel cleanser regulator and tonic,
the safest and most positive ever de-
vised.
The day of violent purgatives, such
as calomel, pills, salts and castor oil
is past They were all wrong. You
got relief, but at what cost! They
acted by flooding the bowels with
fluids, but these fluids were digestive
juices. Syrup of Figs embody only
harmless laxatives, which act in a
natural way. 1t does what right food
would do-what eating lots of fruit
and what plenty of exercise will do
for the liver, stomach and bowels,
Be sure you get the old reliable and
genuine Ask your druggist for the
full name, Syrup of Figs and Elixir
of Senna," prepared by the Califor'-
MIA Fig Syrup company. Hand back,
with scorn, any Fig Syrup imitation
recommended as Just as good.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
$4,000 REWARD.

For a case Of Specific Blood Poiso
If Raney's Blood Remedy fails to
cure when taken according to direc-
tions and alcoholic stimulants abb
stained from. So confident are we of
the merits of our remedy we are will
ing to place $4,000 in the First Ma
tional Bank of Fitzgerald, Ca, to
guarantee a cure of Specific Blood
Poison. And when taken according
to directions we will forfeit the $50
if it fails. We think this should con-
vince anyone that we have the great
est blood medicine on the market.
RANEY'S BLOOD REMEDY is on
sale at Roberts Pharmacy and they
will refund your money if you are not
satisfied. Raney Med. Company,
Rebecca, Ga.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
Struck It Lucky.

Atlanta, Oct. 1.-THE one-legged
desk sergeant who is a familiar fig
ure in the Atlanta police station, is
happy this morning, for he has just
come into possession of enough shoes
to last him all his life, even if he
lives to be 100 years old and hops
1000 miles.
Up to now he has been compelled
always to buy pair of snoes ana
throw the left one away, having use
only for the right one, and it has
chagrined him naturally always to
have to pay the price of two shoes
for one.
Yesterday a friend of his learned
that the shoe statesmen, with their
spring styles, had left a lot of sam
pie shoes, all for the right ffot, and
only right-foot shoes, as all samples
are, in the sample room of a local
hotel and that the management had
ordered the trash cart to come and
get them
Instead of the trash-cart getGng
them, it was the desk sergeant and
now he has all kinds of shoes, Of all
feathers and for all weathers. The
sergeant had his pick and chose about
sixty, all excellent fits.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

A harmless cure for sick headache,
for biliousness, for a sour, gassy, dis
ordered stomach, for constipation, in
digestion, coated tongue, sallowness,
pimples-take delicious Syrup of
Figs. For the cause of all these trou-
bles lies in a torpid liver and slug
gish condition of your thirty feet of
bowels.
A teaspoonful of Syrup of Figs to-
night means all poisonous waste
matter, the undigested, fermentlng
food and sour bile, gently moved on
and out of your system by morning,
without gripping, nausea or weakness.
1t means a CHEEKY day tomorrow
many bright days thereafter.
Please don't think OF gentle, effec-
tive Syrup of Figs as physic. Don't
think you are drugging yourself, for
luscious figs, senna and aromatics
cannot injure anyone.
This remarkable fruit preparation
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
Discusses Primary.

Atlanta, Oct. 17.-Marion Jackson
leader of the Men and Religion Fore
ward Movement. cheerfully and very
frankly admits that he had the wrong
dope from the celestial regions on the
mayors race in Atlanta.
The slogan is still God is in our
midst" and he announces that he and
his associates have come to the emt
nently christian conclusion that God
was for jim Woodward all the time
in the present race.
Before the second primary, Mr..
Jackson published many bulletins in
which he declared quite positively
that God was for Mr.. Chambers and
that the Almighty would never let
Mr.. Woodward win.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
Bowels are Basis
OF Child Health

The careful mother. who watches
closely the physical peculiarities of her
children, will soon discover that the
most important thing in connection with
a chiSds constant good health is to keep
the bowels regularly open. Sluggish
bowels will be followed by loss of appe-
tite. restlessness during sleep. irrita-
bility and dozen and one similar evil
dences Of physical disorder.
At the first sign of such disorder give
the child teasp0onful of DR.. Caldwell $
Syrup Pepsin at night on retiring and
repeat the dose the following night If
necessary-mOre than that will scarcely
be needed. You will find that the child
will recover it's accustomed good spirits
at once and will eat and sleep normally.
This remedy Is a vast irpREQvement
over salts, cathartics. laxatfve<waters
and similar things. which are altogether
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

too powerful for a child. The homes Of
Mrs. Vallie Utley. Keyser, N. c., and
Mrs. E. L. Hair. Dalton, Ga, are always
supplied with DIR. Caldwelrs Syrup Pep
sin, and with them, as with thousands
of others, there is no substitute for this
grand laxative. 1t is really more than a
laxative, for it contains superior tonic
properties which help to tone and
strengthen the stomach, liver and bowels
so that after a brief use of 1t all laxa-
tives can be dispensed with and nature
will do it's own work.
Anyone wishing to make a trial OF this
remedy before buying it in the regular
way OF a druggist at fifty cents or ono
have a sample bottle sent to the homo
free OF charge by simply addressing DIR.
w. B. Caldwell, 405 Washington St,
Monticello. Ill. Your name and address
on a postal card will do
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

G. E. Atkinson, Harlem, Ga, reports
that he has been a constant user oil
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound in
his family for years, because it gives
them relief from coughs and colds
nmediately, and regard it all infal-
lirle remedy and safe one for our
children"
For sale at Roberts Pharmacy.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
HAVE YOU PILES?

Then Hem-ro is What You Want
A Guaranteed Internal Remedy.
Here is a physicians remedy, in
sugar coated tablets taken inwardly,
tina cures all forms Of piles and
avoids painful operations, as we'll as
the common odious treatments. 1t at
tacks the very cause-bad circulation.
This remedy Is Dr. Leonhardt's
HEM-ROID sold by Roberts Phar-
macy, and all druggists. 81 for "a
days medicine, and satisfaction guar
anteed. DR.. Leonhardt Co., Station
B, Buffalo, n. Y, prop. Write for
booklet.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

Mrs. John Hooer, living three mile
west of Burton, Ca, states: ~ suffer
ed with kidney trouble, but at first
did not know what it was. Then hs.
seve pains in my back and hips an
my left kidney ached terribly. Foley
Kidney Pills were given me, and afte
taking them for about two weeks, all
my pains disappeared" For sale b.
all druggists
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

You can't dodge the Malaria gerI.
while your liver is torpid. 1t makes you
an easy mark for the disease. SIM
MONS RED z LIVER REGULATOR
is the best prtoectoin. It puts the liver
in sound, healthy condition and pur:
fies the stomach a nd bowels Price,
large ackage, $1.00; small size, Csc.
Sold by sll druggists.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

When you have a bad cold you want
the best medicine obtainable so as to
cure it with as little delay as possi-
BILE. Here is druggists opinion. 81
have sold Chamberlain's Cough Rene
dy for fifteen years. says Enos Lol-
lar of Saratoga, Ind, "and consider 1t
the best on the, market" For sale b:
all dealers.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

Georgia State FAN On account
the above occasion the Southern rail
way will sell round trip tickets to
Macon, Ca, from October 19 to Oc~
tober "a inclusive. The rate with ad
mission coupon will be $685.. Th
rate without admission coupon viii
be $5.S5. For further information
call on or address z. j. McGougan
General Agent 9-2S
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18
FORTUNES IN FACES.

There's often much truth in the say
ing "her face is her fortune" but it's
never said where pimples, skin erup-
tions, blotches or other blemishes dis
figure it. Impure blood is back of
them all, and shows tho need of DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They promote
health and beauty. Try them. Csc
at all druggists
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

Five or six doses 666 will brea.
any case OF Chills and Fever; It act
on the liver better than calomel and
does not gripe or sicken. Csc
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

Put on your good looks and come
to WHITES STUDIO to have your
picture taken Will open on October
%.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

ROUGH RICE. $1.10 per bqshel a
WRIGHT & GOWEN
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

"Servise counts always and it's a
habit with US. Try - and see AN
DREWs DRUG STORE
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

Sugar, Is pounds for $1.00. J. c..
Brooker, Reynols corner street
Phone 5S7. t..
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

Prlnrose's Empire SrqoNer has not
equa,
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

Primrose's Empire Smoker has not
an equal.
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

PRICES FINLEY MAKES on horSs
is like finding them Phone AZ
The Brunswick news., 1912-10-18

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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
PAS ADVICE ON LITERATURE
Objected to Small Boys Trashy Story
While He Read of Training Trip
of Ball Players.

ooh, ps. this is a great story. Gee,
1t keeps cold shivers goin' up and
down my back all the time"
SAY, you go to bed and put that
story away"
Let me stay up till I just finish this
chapter"
well, you see that you go to bed
when you get that chapter finished
'All right"
"And stop wiggling around in your
chair
Il can't help it. It's so excitin'"
Say, what is that you're reading,
anyhow"
Billy, the Boy Detective, or the
Clew in the Calcimine.'
"Confound you, I gave you orders
never to read any more of that kind
of trash. If you want to read, read
something that's worth while. Now
go to bed and don't bother me any
more. I want to read about what our
team is doing down at the spring
training camp"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Limited Ambition.

Upon the occasion of his first visit
to parishioner a certain Boston divine
tried hard to make friends with his
hosts eight year old,
"How old are you, my SOM" asked
the clergyman, benignantly.
Eight" was the laconic response.
"Ah, quite a little man." came pat
ronizingly from the minister. 'And
what are you going to be?" he added,
after a slight pause.
81 am going to be nine" said the
child, with conviction.-Harper's Mag
azine.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
NO MORE OF THAT MEDICINE
Mary Had Her Mind Made Up as to
Further Doses of Unquenchable
Compound.

A Yonkers, N. Y, physician had a
negro cook who was a chronic COM
palmer One day she came in groan-
ing with a misery in her side and the
doctor offered to prescribe for her.
He went to the dining room, poured
out spoonful of game sauce, stirred
il some English mustard and sprin-
kled on some cayenne pepper, and
handed the dose to the sufferer, telling
her to take it down at one swallow.
1t was two weeks or more before
Mary turned up with new pain. This
time it was in her other side. Her
employer offered to mix her another
dose of his medicine.
mo subj" said Mary. firmly. I'm
much obliged to you, doctor; but Ise
done got my mind made up never agin
to drink nothin' what water won't
squench!"- Saturday Evening Post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Didn't Fully Understand.

A New York judge went over to
Ireland recently and met the brother
of tom" Costigan, well known dis
trict leader in one wing of the Democ-
racy. The judge told Toms broth
er in Ireland all about what a great
man tom" had become, about his
popularity and influence, devotion to
politics The brother, instead of shar-
ing the judges enthusiasm, looked
anxious. Before you co." said Toms"
brother, please satisfy me on one
point. Isn't all this attention to
politics interfering with my brothers
business?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Merely an Idle Threat.

Then" he cried, tragically, "then
you reject me? And for my hated
rival?"
Yep she answered, coldly, but col
Ioquially. "Yep to both questions"
"Hai Then I owe the fellow a
grudge. I have long owed him $40.
And now will pay both debts at once
and he will fall dead!"
Lighting his cigarette at the hall
gas Jet, he departed with mocking
laugh. But the beautiful girl was not
alarmed. She knew he could never
carry out his deyilish scheme. For
she knew that he never had $40 at
once in his whole life.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Johns Logic.

John returned home at a very ques-
tionable hour, and among other SOU
venirs of special evening he carried
a considerable cash on his forehead.
His wife demanded an explanation of
the wound.
''Nothin' be Harmed bout, m dear.
Jes' bit m'self"
John Brown. How could you bite
yourself on the forehead?" exclaimed
his irritated helpmate.
This had presented no difficulties to
the versatile John, if it had taxed the
credulity of his spouse.
4 stood on chair. y'knaw," he ex-
claimed glibly.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
What Every Woman Knows.

A Cleveland school teacher writes
that she asked her class what was the
difference between the expressions, "a
while" and "a time" Nobody seemed
to have any ideas on the subject.
Finally the light of intelligence was
seen to shine in the eyes of one little
boy, and the teacher called upon him
to save the intellectual honor OF the
class.
81 know, teacher" he cried eagerly.
when papa says he's going out for a
while, mamma says she knows he's
going out for a time!"
That's one way of looking at it
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Ready for Business.

care the pink curtains up in the
booths?"
Eyes, sir"
"Blue ribbons on the stencils?"
eyes, sir"
Perfume on the ballots?"
eyes, sir"
"Tea fixings ready to server"
eyes, sir"
"Then the polls are now OPEN
Gatire.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Tired Of II.

The four-year-old had taken his re-
proof in gratifying spirit, had adj
mitted his fault, and sued sweetIy for
pardon Encouraged by his receptive
attitude, his mother yentured to add
a few general ethical truths; but with
the first hint of transition from the
concrete to the abstract mild re-
sentiment dawned in his eye.
Mother" he demanded, respectful
~ but firmly, when is this con-
versation going to stop!"-Harper's
Bazaar.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
HARD TO CONVINCE IRIsHMAh
Handsome Paintings of Apostles Led
Man to Believe lie Was in the
Right Church.

An Irishman walked up Fifth ave
nue., dropped into a Presbyterian
church and Immediately went to
sleep. Aftsr the services We're over
the sextoE came and shook him by
the arU..
I'VE are about to close up said
the functionary, land I'll have to ask
you to go now"
What talk have your" said the
Irishman. "The cathedral never
Closes"
This is not the cathedral" said the
sexton. "The cathedral is several
blocks above here. This is a Presby-
terrain church
The Irishman sat up with a jerk
and looked about him. On the walls
between the windows were handsome
paintings of the apostles.
"Ain't that St. Luke over yonder?"
he demanded.
ut is" said the sexton
"And st. Mark just beyant him?"
Eyes"
"And, still further along, st. Tim
othy?"
Eyes"
Young man, demanded the Irish
man, "since whin did all them blissed
saints turn Protestants?"- Saturday
Evening Post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
MIaht Not Get the children.

A young lady of ten was discussing
her future with her mother.
Yes, mommie," she said, Il shall
get married and l shall have four chill
dren'
That will be NIGEL" commented the
mother.
Not" continued the young lady
after minute or two of deep thought.
Maybe l won't have four children.
I might marry bachelor! "-Saturday
Evening Post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

DANGEROUS for Restless People.

BILL see man in Iowa has pat
ented a bedstead that holds mattress
on rollers and pivots.
Jill-If a restless man should at
tempt to use one of these mattresses
he should either tie himself to some
thing in the room or nail down all the
windows.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

To remove nicotine from the teeth,
disinfect the mouth and purify the
breath after smoking, Paxtine is
boon to ALL At druggists, 25c a box
or sent postpaid on receipt of price by
The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston, Mass.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
He Knew.

you'd better fumigate these bills
before you go home. They may be
covered with microbes said a Wal
than druggist one Saturday evening
as he landed few faded, worn and
soiled silver certificates to his clerk.
'No danger from that source" re-
sponded the latter, ga microbe couldn't
live on drug clerks salary
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Never Permitted TO FORGET.

Captain, how often have you cross
ed the ocean,"
Seven hundred and eighty-one
times"
Mercy! I should think you would
forget to keep count
"No, no. Some silly person makes
it necessary for me to recall the mum
Der on every voyage"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
a Quarter Century

Before the public. Over Five Million Free
Samples given away each year. The con-
slant and increasing sales from samples
proves the genuine merit of Allens Foot
Ease, the antiseptic powder to be shaken
into the shoes for Tired, Aching, Swollen
Tender feet Sample free. Address, Allen
S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Music Was Too Lively.

"a serious accident happened in
one of our cafes the other day."
Tell me about it"
"A guest who was trying to eat in
ragtiple stabbed himself in the face
with his fork"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
His Friendship.

Hell know how this catastrophe
mas crippled you, and as one of your
oldest friends / should like to help
you. / will buy your furniture for 800
francs.
She-You're very kind, but have
just sold it for 325 francs
He-What? You allowed yourself
to be robbed like that?-Pele-M ele.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Assuming That.

Brown-What reason have you for
hating Blank?
smith--Well, you see, he's relative
of mine, and
Brown Yes, yes, know, but what
other reason?-Harper's Bazaar.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

Zone ought, every day at least, to
hear little song, read good poem,
see a fine picture and, if it were pos
sible, to speak few reasonable
words "-Goethe.