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The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
Bison Valley Items

Our popular blacksmith, Billy Long
beck has gone to Fondis to open shop
Mr. Harlow has been papering his
house this week.
John Wheeler left Wednesday morn
ing for Denver.
Mr.. Whiting was transacting business
in the Valley Wednesday.
Ed Grin has been busy buying cattle
in the neighborhood.
Frank Schauers is working for Doc
Knight.
We consider Mrs. McCauley the
champion coachman, as she made two
trips to Ebert Wednesday.
We think Spring is here now as we
notice the women sweeping their door
yards and doing up their Easter bon
nets
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
Kiowa Skribbles

d. E. Northlap OF Geneve, Nebraska
is visiting his son L. N. Northlap three
miled north east of Kiowa.
Peter Blumer OF Elizabeth was in
Kiowa Wednesday on business.
Mr. and Mrs A Rinker, Mrs F. Bach
man and Mr. and Mrs Gair went to Den
yer in Mr. Rinkers Auto.
Miss Hazel James. daughter Of L. c..
James, visited with Miss Helen Mott .he
first Of the week.
The dance at Albins last Saturday
night was well attended.
John Smarsh was business visitor in
Denver the first OF the week.
Lew Richards was seen last Sunday
driving down the road north OF Kiowa
Where were you going Lew
&C. Chase and George Heffley spent
Sunday in the Fair View Dictrict
Allen Carnahan has purchased a $50
cornet. Now al you will have all the
noise you want:
A Cigar sold stack of hay to the
Gates Company at Elizabeth.
Miss Leon, the Millinery employed in
the Gate Store of Elizabeth, was in
Kiowa Wednesday and Thursday of
this week.
Mrs L. E. DuPree was called to Den
yer the first of the week on account of
the sickness of Mr. DuPree's cousin.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
Gorre$pond dente
Rock Butte

Mrs Gertrude Cort OF Denver visited
friends in this vicinity = couple Of days.
Mr. and Mrs Schwarlose and family
will leave for California, where they will
make their future home.
Mr. Lohmeyer has bought the Ramer
property and has moved there.
George Coe has purchased the cid
ramney home place.
Otto Carlson is greatly improved from
his recent illness.
Herbert Wilson OF Boulder visited his
aunt Il. s. Jones few days last week.
Mrs A. w, Cross was visiting relatives
in this vicinity last week.
Mr. and Mrs e. W. Farr drove up
from Parker and visited relatives here
and at kiowa.
Mrs Ray Jones spent couple of days
this week at the Wight home. Mr. Jones
returning to Parker.
A corple of men from Fountain, Colo.
were here buying horses last week.
A. F. Reynolds has purchased the
ranch occul led by him for the past
three years from Mr. Fred Ahl
Mr. @. E. Wright has come prepara-
tory to start saving soon.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
Big Springs

II. A. Rochling transacted business in
Elbert last Saturday.
Mrs. May Corkkett returned home
Saturday from Denver wrere she has
been fer the past week.
Mr.. ard Mrs. Perkins from near Ell
bsrt attended the S. S. dinner Sunday.
Mr.. John Leesou OF Simla was around
here on Monday with petition for vot-
ing for pertinent location OF the coun-
ty seat for Ebert County.
Ed Grin was around here Monday
buying cattle.
Mr. II. A. Roehling and sons Ru-
dolph and Leo were in Elbert Tuesday.
Everybody around here is getting busy
farming. the season is about four weeks
later than last year and it will keep. all
Of us hustling to get our crops in.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
Pine Dale

Mr.. Stevens returned from Denver
last week.
w. e. Nelson returned home from a
business trip to Denver few days ago.
Steven Campbell was business caller
on W. E. Nelson last Wednesday.
Miss Vie Franklyn spent Easier at
the Cunningham home.
Warn Campbell was working for Will
Stone last week.
1t is reported here that Mr.. Ed Toles
is married ami will soou move on to his
homestead again.
Will Stone went Calhan last Wednes-
day and retuaned on Thursday.
Ike Campbell is working for w. E.
Nelson.
Pine Tree Jack.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
ClOverdale

Mr. and Mrs. E j. Merriman went to
Denver in their anto Monday, returning
the same day.
The Fimple Bros are now living on
the W. I. Whittier place which they
rented for this year.
Mr.. Asher Hilyen bought 160 acres OF
land from Dan Whitehead recently.
Mr.. Chris. Schreibhr took Frank
Whittier to Denver in his auto Monday
The Cherry Literary society is pro-
crossing, large crowd attends every
Friday night.
NJ. G. b. Frink, M. e. Pouppirt and
Robert Larson went to Kiowa Tuesday
in Mr.. Frinks auto.
The dance at Case hsll Sa .urday night
was we'll attended and all report a good
time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gottlieb Schneider and
daughters spent Tuesday with Chas.
Larson and family.
A Cousin of Mrs Nerrimans from
Denver is visiting her this week.
Mr.. c. B. Atherton bou5ht six tons OF
hay from Lewis Mueller last week.
MIR. Lewis Mueller and family and
Will Larson, Mr.. and Mrs. Drew Lough
Mrand Mrs. JEFF Blakely and family
and Miss Ellie Miller ate turkey dinner
with Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Clark Sunday.
Mr.. Girien Whittier is working for
Mrs. Will Dittemore at pr esent.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
Prosperity Ridge

Mr. Glow OF Kiowa has rented tho
Lambert ranch and has moved there.
Mr. Rigg was visiting friends on
Cherry Creek Sunday.
The Ladies will give an ice cream
social next Wednesday night for the
benefit of the Christian church.
A new telephone line will be bull
from the Muller ranch to Ebert.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
Norton Notes

Everybody is farming.
MIR. and Mrs. August Humborg have
been visiting friends around tbs Fruit
farm and Big Springs.
At this writing Mrs. Bulah Franklyn
is very i'll, hope she will soon recover.
The Literary social will close on April
20, at that time they will have pie sup
per; everybody come.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Several from Elbert attended
the masquerade ball at Fred
Albins Saturday night, among
them were Ralph Harper, John
Barkley, John Blakley, Lewis
Oaks and Will Mitchell. All re-
port a good time
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Miss Evelyn Cornforth and Mr.
Herman Beckman, who h a v e
been attending school at Fort
Collins returned to Ebert Satur-
day evening and will spend the
summer vacation at home.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

A Postal Savings Bank will be
opened in Elbert the first day OF
May at the Elbert Post Office.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. L. W. Parkhurst from Eliz-
abeth was canvassing our town
Friday with a line of books and
magazines.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Everybody should read the
Hustlers Column. 1t is always
full of something you want.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

When you have an item of in
terest telephone it to the Tribune
and we will gladly pay charges.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. John Lesson of Simla was
a business caller in Ebert Fri
day evening. Lesson is circula-
ting the county seat petition in
the Fondis neighborhood and re-
ports success.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
ST EBERT. ELsERr COUNTY AND THE DIVIDE COUNTRY

The Colorado an d Southern
bridge gang in now making their
headquarters at Elbert.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. and Mrs Strachn left Fri
day morning for Ft Collins where
they intend to make their home
this summer.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Miss Mary Johns returned to
Denver Friday morning after
visiting the past week with her
mother and sisters.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. and Mrs George McKinmie
and two children were visiting
relatives in Parker Su n d y.
They report the roads in good
condition for autoing.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

George Boston spent Saturday
and Sunday in Denver, where he
was having dental work done.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr Tom Burnside was visiting
his brother Dick the first Of the
week.
DR.. R. H. Denny is having
water piped into his mothers
residence.
Mr. and Mrs c. B. Hollems of
Fondis were business callers in
Ebert Thursday.
For complete line of paints,
wall paper etc, see Jens Olkjer
Ebert, Colorado.
N. B. Alderman of Cher ry
was business caller in Elbert
Thursday afternoon.
George Boston spent Saturday
and Sunday in Denver, where he
was having dental work done.
In another column you will
note the new time card of the
Colorado and southern line which
will take effect on the 18th of
this month. The new schedule
is a great help to all dairymen
and creamerymen along the line.
Mr. and Mrs H. H. Beckman
entertained a t Dinner Easter
Sunday, Mr.. and Mrs Adolph
Kunze and children, Mr. and Mrs
Rankin, Lawrence Conarroe,
John Guthels and Miss Lottie
Schoneweis.
Joe Smith of Elizabeth was in
town Monday and while here adj
vanced his subscription to the
Tribune. Smith is one of the
prosperous farmers of Running
Creek and at present is building
new barn 60x108 feet which
will shelter so head of stock and
has hay capacity of 60 tons.
James Linton. formerly fore
man of the Williams Ranch loca-
ted west of town, was arrested
Tuesday on charge of secureing
goods under false pretences from
the Square Deal Supply Company
Linton waived examination in
the Justice Court and was bound
over to the distsict court on a
$500. 90 bond. and is now in GUS
tody of Sheriff Jones.
A birthday surprise party was
given at the Frank Black home,
Saturday evening, April 9Th, in
honor of Walters fifteenth birth
day. Quite a number were pres
ent and all enjoyed themselves
at music and card games. At
midnight a dainty lunch w a s
served of which all partook and
afterwards departed for their
homes wishing Walter m n y
more h Apply birthdays.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. and Mrs K. T. Harper auto
ed over from Limon Sunday, re-
turning Tuesday morning.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. and Mrs j. E. Barnes left
Wednesday morning for Denver
where they will visit this week.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

N. B. Alderman of Cher r y
was business caller in Elbert
Thursday afternoon.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

1t is reported that 1856 sigma
lures are now on the Ebert Pc
tition to bring the county seat
question to vote at the coming
election. The petition circula-
ting west of town has not yet
been heard from.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

In another column you will
note the new time card of the
Colorado and southern line which
will take effect on the 18th of
this month. The new schedule
is great help to all dairymen
and creamerymen along the line.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

The Pool Hall has changed
hards. being traded to a Denver
party for a stock of Mems fur
nishings, which Mr. Harper will
dispose of at his Elbert and Lii
mon Stores.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

hr Tom Burnside was visiting
his brother Dick the first Of the
week.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

DANCE: = A dance will be
given in the Oaks Hall Saturday,
April 20. Music by the Sexton
Orchestra Supper will be serv-
ed by the Ladies Alter Society.
Tickets S1.00. Everybody come.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Laundry sent every Tuesday.
Leave bundles at Tribune Office.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

The Gates Company received a
car of flooring and other building
material the first of the week.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. and Mrs C. B. Hollems of
Fondis were business callers in
Ebert Thursday.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

E. T. Harper received a car of
coal Thursday evening.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. and Mrs D. H. Georgia
spent Faster Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs j. A. Boston.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mantles for gss and gasoline
lamps for sale by R. Boston.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

DR.. R. H. Denny is having
water piped into his mothers
residence.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

For complete line of paints,
wall paper etc, see Jens Olkjer
Elbert. Colorado.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

ia. Boston is loading a car of
wheat for Denver market to-day.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Sid Foreman is steam blowing
for Coonradt Peterson.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

been heard from.
We understand the Colorado
Springs Chamber of Commerce
has brought Action against the
Elbert division of the Colorado
and Southern. compelling them
to re open their line from Easton-
vile to the Springs. The case
will be tried before the State
Railway Commission and it is
predicted that through service
will be re-established between
Denver and Colorado Springs on
the old line before fall.
Henry Hurbelshriemer was ar
rested Wednesday for assault IN
j. H. FicKel, a rancher resideing
81 miles east of Elbert. While
Fickel was discing in the field
Hurbelshiemer attacked him from
behind, pulling him off the disc
and beating him up, breaking his
nose and otherwise disfigureing
him. Hurbelsheimer was tried
in the Justice court at Ebert
Thursday at Hoo a. m. and pied
guilty After hearing the evil
dence he was sentenced to 80
days in the county Jail. Sheriff
Jones took the prisoner to Colo
rado Springs this morning.
The farmers are all busy plow-
ing, and strange as it may seem,
the ground, it is reported is very
drv;the snow of last winter seem
to have evaporoted or run off.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Eli Knowles of Eastonville
was a business caller in Elbert
last Saturday.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12

Mr. and Mrs H. H. Beckman
entertained a t Dinner Easter
Sunday, Mr.. and Mrs Adolph
Kunze and children, Mr. and Mrs
Rankin, Lawrence Conarroe,
John Guthels and Miss Lottie
Schoneweis.
The Elbert County tribune., 1912-04-12
ebert and Vicinity

Sid Foreman is steam plowiug
for Coonradt Peterson.
Mantles for gss and gasoline
lamps for sale by R. Boston.
E. T. Harper received a car of
coal Thursday evening.
Laundry sent every Tuesday.
Leave bundles at Tribune Office.
J., A. Boston is loading a car of
wheat for Denver market to-day.
Eli Knowles of Eastonville
was a business caller in Elbert
last Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs D. H. Georgia
spent Faster Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs ]. A. Boston.
The Gates Company received a
car of flooring and other building
material the first of the week.
Mr. and Mrs J. E. Barnes left
Wednesday morning for Denver
where they will visit this week.
Mr. and Mrs K. T. Harper auto
ed over from Limon Sunday, re-
turning Tuesday morning.
Mr. and Mrs George McKip1mie
and two children were visiting
relatives in Parker Su d y.
They report the roads in good
condition for autoing.
DANCE: - A dance will be
given in the Oaks Hall Saturday,
April 20. Music by the Sexton
Orchestra. Supper will be serv-
ed by the Ladies Alter Society.
Tickets S1.00 Everybody come.
The Pool Hall has changed
hands. being traded to Denrer|
party for a stock of Mems fur
nishings, which Mr. Harper will
dispose of at his Elbert and Lii
mon Stores.
Mr. John Lesson of Simla was
business caller in Ebert Fri
day evening. Lesson is circula-
ting the county seat petition in
the Fondis neighborhood and re-
ports success.
Miss Evelyn Cornforth and Mr.
Herman Beckman, who h a vel
been attending school at Fort
Collins returned to Ebert Satur-
day evening and will spend the
summer vacation at home.
Several from Elbert attended
the masquerade ball at Fred
Albins Saturday night, among
them were Ralph Harper, John
Barkley, John Blakley, Lewis
Oaks and Will Mitchell. All re-
port good time
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06
REroRT PLEAsEs JUDGE

United States Judge Emory
Speer, OF the Southern district OF
Georgia, recently had before his
court typical Georgia mountaineer
on a charge OF Illicit distillIng.
What's your manner demanded
the Judge.
Joshua, ledge" drawled the
prisoner.
Joshua, who made the sun stand
still?' smiled the Judge. IN amuse.
ment at the laconic answer.
No, sir. Joshua who made the
moonshine." answered the quick.
witted mountaineer.
And 1t is needless to say that
Judge Speer made the sentence as
light as he possibly could.--Phila-
dclphia Record.
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WILSON, THE "HUMAN'' MAN; BUNCH OF :
ANECDOTES ABOUT THE PRESIDENT Fl r.,

drag him ont. and cr,sa.
Here, you don't wan,
The corner this way; yoa = ~ b
come com :. out where the pec OIL s - b
Wilson jsrked quickly 49,
mo committeeman. ty,rss ~
MIN stuck his long hx ~
and snapped out: "v.r
NOW. my friend. perbs,.
az much about where w.. , ~
as you DO I'm not such 4 49, y y
as ] look When I cane = -,a -
came because ! am free. 49, -
~, fuily capable u mans.s ~
own affairs, and priyIIesst y
whatever please witho,,, :
vice from anybody"
The committeeman. who
cd 70 be e big man IN his 49,.
munity, gasped, Apologize =.
backed out. " ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06

Ing sort Instead Of taking him 20
a quiet corner 10 walt for the other
committee. those In charge had
taken him Into the lobby, where the
crowd made for him. Wilson step.
ped into side corridor. through an
open door and into a vacant room.
A committeeman beat II after him.
grabbed him BY the arm. started TO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06

Did you get to shake hands with him7"
Yes. and Il was no trouble At all Did
your
You bet He just reached right out
smiled and shook hands. Why. he's just like
any body else"
No incident illustrates more sfrikingiy
the prevailing opinion OF the personality OF
Woodrow Wilson and tho actual fact OF his
unconventional. genial nature When he
began bis campaign. most people pictured
him as reserved. cold. biooded, arlstocratic
individual. The fact Is. he's about an
human a. II Is possible 70 imagine a man
10 be.
1T grievea mo terribly" he once said
10 me. to realize that there are lot OF PEG
pie who think that. merely because I've been
college professor, I'm a stiff old ass who
dueenff huaw anything"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06

rrotter- During my trsy.. !.
italy J was captured. to,,1
gagged by bandiis.
Mas Homer-iiow $780,.
Were they anything Ike ~ -
dts in pantomlmes
Trotter-No. indeed. N.
they used were ali nev-a
Stories.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06
Woodrow Wilson President

The people of the United States have spoken and they
have spoken unmistaabe terms SO Tar as the nation
concerned The Star had fears OF the outcomethe
people couldn't Following the overthrow of the bosses
by Bryan Wilson in the democratic convention, II was
control would the AT that time The Star printed
the editorial which is reproduced today below. Readers
should that this editorial written before the
progressive party with its human rights PLATFORM was or
ganized.
The editorial follows.
Woodrow Wilson of New Jersey nominated for presi-
dent by the people in defiance OF Wall ST. platform
written by William Jennings Bryan the peoples great leader
William Howard Taft, nominated for president by wall
in defiance OF the people platform written by the
of privilege
These are the alternatives between which the voters
of this nation viii be called upon to choose when they SO
20 the polls November
Out Of the strife and turmoil of the convention Chi
cago and Baltimore have been born the candidates and the
issue WALL SITS victory at Chicago clean cut
the PEOPLES victory AT Baltimore. Although the
people, represented by the progcsses read out OF the
Ryan Belmont and Murphy read OF the democratic
party AT Chicago the Wall candidate nominated and
but against the protest and defiance OF pro
gressvc delegate and influence At Baltimore THE PEG
PIES CANDIDATE nominated and the peoples plat
form adopted. not only without the assistance, But
EVERY WALL ST. DELEGATE AND INFLUENCE.
AT CHICAGO. TAFT Barred HIS CHEST ANDl
DOLLAR MARK AT BALTIMORE. WILSON AND
BRYAN RECEIVED THE BRANDING IRON FROM
WALL ST AND HURLED 1T INTO THE GUTTER j
The republican" democrat" less today
than history OF party Before the
election in November they ought nothing.
Every voter in this country who believes in govern
spective Of his past political affiliations ought FOR
Woodrow Wilson. Every in the country who believes
tn government OF privileges by Wall ST. for dollars. ire
spective OF his past affiliations ought for Taft
The issue clean a the result in the
opinion OF The Seattle STAR certain that the election
will be held
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06
QUESTION oE nsrs.

our cause 10 Just ana 49,.
triumph concluded the sufi,,s...Hs
IN ringing accents. accoroias !, ~. 4
Kansas City Journal sAn1 ~, w@
any lady cares 70 AJAX a an., ~ : |!
stall be pleased to ansxer ~ J
How do you get the sre..,
feet over the hlpsy" asLsd Y
In the rear Of the hall ~
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Most
ou, OF Proportion.

TIN n aelfmade man" said the
proud individual
well. you are all right except M
to your head" commented the list
cner.
"How'n that"
'sThe part you talk with IL too
big for the part you think with -
Milwaukee Journal.
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WAS COMING TOO FAST

4 y know Bill comes In for 4
4 lot OF praise because he hunts 4
= with camera instead OF 4
4 gun" said n friend ia a report. 4
4 er Of the New York "Ameri. 4
4 can" 1T never seems to 4
4 strike people that there may 4
= be more than one kind Of bru- 4
4 tality." 4
p that's the matter with 4
= pillY'' | asked. 4
4 ''Out In Canada last an. 4
4 tumn," he resumed. II went 4
+ Off By myself one day. when 4
4 Bill was fiddling over his cam 4
4 era, and | stumbled fun on a 4
= black bear. Because was 4
4 the only thing In sight. very 4
4 likely, became the immedi. 4
4 ate object of her attentions. 4
4 had only a slight lead. but I 4
4 was going very well when Bill 4
4 poked through the brush and 4
4 took In the situation. 4
4 Hold on there. old chap 4
4 he yelled. You're too far 4
4 ahead. | can't get you both 4
4 int" 4
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STILL TIED UP

They were talking OF sue. 4
= cess. A certain man who had 4
4 made a fortune was mentioned. I
4 when that man came 10 4
= London In 49," one said.
= everything hc possessed was 4
= tied up In handkerchief 4
4 To-day"
y The speaker smiled and
4 atroked his mnatache.
= To-day everything he pos
4 sesaes IL tied up IN hia wifr'a 4
4 name" he added. -- STRAY Z
4 Stories. 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06

Moocrn Nypnotsrn.
Il was walking down the stree;
whsn ! saw a man q block ahead
~ mo 70 whom desired TO speak. =
said the hypnotiss. who was telling
~ q fnasmeriet. Il iust straight.
encd out my arm. concentrated my
VIII. made q paas--thus. and he
stopped and waitod until overlook
him.
'Yoa don't call that much OF a
trick. do your" QUO OF his listeners
asked.
Yea. think Il was a good dem
onstration. Are you familiar with
tho sciencsf"
Yea. little. Ono day while I
xaa In Batavia a man slipped and
fell from tho top Of a History build.
Ing. When he vas about half way
down Just made a pass az him aud
he stopped falling quicker than
lightning. Kansas City Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06

''if's sure fine mornin'. Sandy. e
"weei. what about itg"
"Aren't you grateful for u. mon
I'm not. An' I'm nae gazing tae
thAnkis nobody for 4"
AN why not. SandyY"
'T'ii tell yc why not. The day
only goes q wee bl, way toward
maxim GOOD for IN poor ones we're
havin' Of late "--Cicveinn Plain
Dealer.
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Professional Definition.

4 50 you sell only soft 4
= drinksy" wo say TO tho lonn- 4
= tain ciork In the local option 4
4 town. 4
= That's all. SIR he says. 4
4 confirmatively. 4
= And what IL a soft drink" I
Z We pursue. Something you \
= can put your finger in7~ 4
4 NO. sir. something you can 4
4 put a stick in" he answers. n. =
4 Ultimately Chicago Post. 4
80 4 =
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06
WHAT WORDS CAN DO

Language affair One may take Tho same asort
fferen IDEAS.
example,
Il made a million dollars honestly"
with the he say:
Honestly made million dollars.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-11-06
LIMIT THE SUPPLY

Aun Nell - visiting family Of four little nIeces South
Harrison street 10 years
she began e Distribute little
that eonIdn tell
TIA to the finger OF Jane.
hgr prayers nxtake VIM.
stil
Dear Lord she said Nell any more
OF VIII
Kansas City Journal