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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
EASY TO MAKE SMART TIES
Fashionable Jabots May Be Designed
From Black and White Ribbons
of Satin.

Smart ties can be made from black
and white satin ribbon four inches
wide. A good looking jabot is made
from six-inch strip OF three-inch RIB
bon in soft satin ribobn. which check
or dot. Round the bottom edge with
inch silk fringe and across the top
,.put a satin butterfly bow in the same
shade. This bow may have double
loops neach side without ends. Or
can have two loops and two ends. the
latter pointed and finished with c
small tassel.
For quite young girls the model is
prettily made Of plaid ribbon. Will
black fringe and q black bow.
4 stiff, rather formal. effect is had
from jabot of white satin two-inche3
wide at the top and four and & hall
inches at the bottom. which is cut
straight across at the end that reaches
Ito the bust line. The upper part Il
ldrawn stiffly over two straight, still
Hoops on each side without ends. or
An inch and half from the bottom
put q two inch band OF fllet lace III
sertIon. and above it three crocheteG
buttons, one above the other. This ia
bot Is especially attractive In viviG
green satin. with ecTu lace banding;
and small gilt buttons.
A double frill Of black or emerald
green satin ribobn is cut seven inches
wide at the bottom, with the ends
slanting sharply and five inches from
the top. There are double strips, one
eight inches long and the other sly
and one-half, and both are side-DlaiteG
into one over the other one and one
half inch at the top. The plaits arc
held by three small green buttons or
the back and gilt on green. On
either side to the top is bow effect,
made by inch-wide frills of plated
point de esprit.
A dainty effect to wear with close
turnover collar is made from stiff
square bow of two loops and two ends
Of half.inch velvet ribbon, with tiny
garland OF pink, yellow or lavender
roses and green foliage twisted
through the knot.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
NOTICE.

Having qualified as executrlX OF the
estate of ]. C. Milburn, deceased, late
Of Alexandria, Virginia, under NJ;
last will and testament, this is to no
lily al persons that are indebted t.
his estate to call and settle their IN
debtedness either with me or at his
place of business, 113 n. Royal street
which business will be continued, ana
all persons having claims against HI
estate will please present them PROF
erl yitemized and verified for settle
ment
CORINNE M1LBURN.
Sent faint EXecutriX.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
VIRGINIA..

VIRGINIA.
In the Clerks Office of the Co 'IpIri.,
lion Court Of the City OF -A Me-
~ M 18th day Of August. l9l2.
lieynndria National Bank.
NssrmDsit and Attachment
ys-C;eorc.r f. HulliEGs
Memo. The object OF TINS sun Is :,
..-i,!'.,. from the defendant. George
E n,;S;rs ii The sum Of S251.2S and to at
tach the property of the said GG2rs'
= Huliirrs, situate in the CITY OF NJ"
andria. and to subject certain real -
:atn "f The defendant. George +. HUI
i iI.e - To the lien Of said attachment
III Il appearing by an affidavit filed Il!
,bis cause, that the defendant GeorSs
T. innings. is a NONRESIDENT OF tn'
Set. II is ordered. that said defend
,rt anncar here within fifteen days
aFter due publication Of this ordci.
and do what is necessary to protect ms
i,,farrs;s in this suit. and that copy o.
his order be, forthwith inserted III tn.
IIrvandria Gazette newspaper pub
lisilcd in the city of -NicxandEla. one
a week for four successive weeks am.
1ostrd AZ the front door OF the Court
HOWARD W. SMITH, C.
y NEWELL. $. GREENAWAY,
Clerk.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
STEAMER TRENTON.

Leaves Alexandria every day e1-
cept Sunday at $3.50 q. M, for River
View and landings as far down as
Winthrop.
Leaves Grinders at l pm. arriving
in Alexandria about 6 p. m.
STEAMER CITY OF MILFORD.
Leaves Alexandria on Saturday at
$3.50 a. M for Liverpool Point and
landings as far down as Nomini.
Returning.-Leaves Nomini at 5 a.
M, Sunday, arriving in Washington
about p. m.
Connections made at Alexandria with
Norfolk and Washington Steamboat &c.
and at Washington with the B.GE o. f. X.
Connections nor guaraD;eau.l
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
Cretoune Hats,

Little poke and country bonnets have
had a great success when made IN
fine silky Straws which have a dro!l
incongruity with their simplicity. They
are trimmed With tiny flowers and
oroderie Ans'aise. Some pretty hats
OF this variety are, however, made UP
in Valenciennes lace, while others,
again, are covered with cretonne and
howered muslin. IN short, there is
in children's millinery the same range
o. choice as there is in our own.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
White Satin Mannish Shirts,

The new models most in demand for
midsummer use are the satin mannish
shirts, says the Dry Goods Economist
These are very smart, especially the
styles with Robespierre collar and hav-
ing crystal buttons down the center
front. The long shirt sleeves are
Joined to an extended shoulder line,
in many cases finished off with small
satin cording.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

An article that mas real merit sh"u!'
in timc become popular. That such i
tive cas-. with Chamhcrlain'S CouE"
pa.,,od,. has been attcstcd by man!
-. 11,.c &c one OF them. II. "
1919 :. ohio Falls Ind, write.
n lend, Ohio Falls. nd write
.,b,r,hnrlain's Cough Remedy Is th'
..s, for coughs, colds and Group. an"
is nv best seller. for si'e ~
dealers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
NITSIC LESSONS.

Miss Chandlee has engaged Mis-
Edith Campbell, teacher Of piano, pup
i of Ernest Hutchinson, Peabody Con
servatory, Baltimore, to teach in tn
school two days each week. Miss
Campbel will also conduct classes Ii
Elements of Music. Harmony and Ia
Training. LEU
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
STEAMER CITY OF MILFORD.

Leaves on Monday and Wednesday
at s p. n. for Glymont and landings
as far down as parha.n's Point.
Returning.--Leaves Parham's Point
Tuesday and Thursday at 10 q. M,
Nomini at 3 p. m, arriving in Alcx-
andria early Wednesday and Friday
morning.
Reardon & Crimes, Agents,
Foot % Camarop .S:reaty
Ta'ephoua re 80
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
+ Embroidered Dots.

Black or color IS introduced effec-
lively in some very new white lingerie
waists that are tucked all over in clus-
ters and that have sailor collars and
cuffs embroidered with dots. the dots
the color of the crystal buttons. The
waists are uncomnonly smart.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

style for ton such as sngnan
Green cotton ouaa
spigged with q darker chosen for it.
The skirt panel with the sides lying over
trimmed
material for the yoke and under
muslin embroidery Is used
foulard 2S a
embroidery Is inches wide
might we'll be
is plainly
collar
striped and used.
required sh2atun SO inches wide yard ouad
wide.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
Juice Taken Ont

Householders who have trouble with
the juice OF rhubarh pies running out
will find that if the rhubarb is choDned
IN chopping bowl and the Juice
strained off before putting into the ME
this trouble will be overcome.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

What are the wild waves saying?
After YOU have returned from the
seashore be sure to go to Marshali's
and get YOUR Bargains in Footwear.
9-7tf.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
New Leather Belts.

1nch.wide patent leather belts i
black. pink coral or light blue are GU
over their white tt,:irss and p'EcG vi
tho white. The 5ncalcs ere h:2ss =
leather covered.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
Many Base Stealers.

The Giants are still stealing few
bases. Schaefer, Becker, Doyle and
Herzog are among the National
aague's ter best base stealsrs.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

WOMEN-If you want work, sell
guaranteed hosiery to wearer; big
commission; make $40 daily; exper-
ience unnecessary. Address INTER-
NATIONAL MILLS, 303S Chestnut,
Phila. oats. u.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
H.Ty!aalI Delaware and Vf-
ginia Railway Company.

steamers OF thiy line leave Ale3andrh
- on end after May 10. 1910,
;;5yery WI};NDAY,uW WEDNESDAY Hno
SATURDAY at $50 p. IN.
EOR 3AITfNORE AID ALL TIL
USUAL RIVER LANDINGS.
Cuisine and appointments unexcelied
Freight for Baltimore, Phiiadelphis
and New YORK solicited sld banded
With care. TbroI gh rates and BEE o
iading issued.
Single ia.e 20 Baltimore, ESD; roun:
trip, $3.50; s:atarooms, one way. si.r'
RE.RDON & GRIMES, agents
Foot OF Cameron stfset
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
Aonan Joins Lexington.

Pitcher George Hogan, who was
Hith the Cincinnati team Of the
United States league. joined LeXing-
ton in the Blue Grass after the blow
UP.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
Huntsville Gets 2 Pitcher,

Louisville has secured pitcher
named Poelker who halls from an I'LL
nois semi-pro team, was signed by the
st. Louis Browns and loaned to the
Colonies for seasoning.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

LOST-On the 7:l5 train from Wash
inCton on Saturday night a RED
LEATHER POCKETBOOK contairt-
ing a sum Of money and commute
ton ticket bearing the owners nam2.
Reward if left at 421 south Pitt
street. 23rd. 2t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

FOR SALE-Fall winter apples and
pears. Call or address Hayfe!d
Farms, Alexandria. Sept. 13tf.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

Pin, Sapphire and
Pearls, Saturday about 1:3O p. m.
Columbus street near Cameron. Re-
ward. 2OS Columbus st. Sept % st
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
Potomac { Chesapeake
Steamboat 20.

Schecuie in effect May 70, Iy[Z.
Subject to change without notice,
STEAMER CAPITAL CITY.
Leaves Alexandria Sunday, Tues
day and Thursday at $3.50 a. m, for
Liverpool Point and landings as far
down as Massey's.
Returning.-Leaves Wirt's at 6 d.
NJ, Monday, Wednesday end Friday,
arriving in Alexandria about 6 p. m.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
M~5:ch ,SsNnf

Graceful lace iahots give the finish.
ing touch to the Sna rtest tailored RIGS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
FOR NIOINT VERNON.
Norfolk and Washinato II
Steamboat CO.

Every day in the year Tor Fort MCu.
roe, Norfolk, Newport Newg and poin.s
south, viz superb, powerful steel naisca
steamers.
Through connections made at Norio;s
with steamers Of the Old Dominica
Steamship Company for New York ara
MSrchants' and Miners Steamships for
Boston.
General Ticket Office, tn 14tn ST n. q,
Bond Building, Washington, d. Il,
Phone Main 1879.
Seventh street wharf. Phone Main bod
Alexandria wharf foot Of Prince street.
". Ii. GALA Has
april II General Passenger Agrnl
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

FOR SALE.-An unlimited schol
arship in one of the largest business
colleges in Washington, good fci
complete course in bookkeeping
stenography, typewritins etc:
Price $500. Regular price S6O.O3
Address Business" care Gazette.
sept. 2-tf.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

FOR RENT.-Furnished or unfur-
nished rooms with accommodations
of bath in private family. Address
this office
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

The implicit confidence that
man people have IN Cham
lain's Collie, Chorcia ana Diarrhocn
Remedy IS founded on their experience
in tine use OF that remedy and their
knowledge Of the many remarkable
cures OF collie. diarhoca and dysentary
dealers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

WANTED TO RENT-October 1st.
Five or six room apartment or house
near car line, with modern convenient
ces. Answer with full particulars.
Travelling man. Care of Gazette.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

HELP WANTED-Good reliable
woman, white or colored, to stay at
night. Pay good wages. Address
Mrs. David Rust, Braddock Heights,
Alexandria, Va. 2lst.-3t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24
CLASSIFIED ADS.

FOR RENT-Four large rooms and
bath. Two Office rooms, one very
large. at northeast corner Of Prince
and Fairfax. Inquire 1913 south
Fairfax street. 21-1w.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-09-24

The Annual Meeting of the Stock
holders and Directors of The Harms
& Shafer Co., will be held at the OF
flee of the company, 123 South Roy
al St., Alexandria, Va, at 2:3O p. NJ
Thursday, September rs, 1912. BY
order of the President.
E. A. HARRIS, Secretary.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18
Ventilation.

Leonard Hill, an acknowledged author
ity on ventilation, at the recent meeting
Of the British association explained to
some extent why elaborate systems OF
ventilation frequently do not gain their
object. He pointed out that there are
three properties of the air which havs
nothing to do with its chemical purity
temperature, movement and humidity. AL
though on physiological grounds all these
influence favoratiy or otherwise influence
the mind and body. 1t is well known thar
in q dry, cool atmosphere people feel brisk
and energetic, whereas in a still. hot,
mugg air persons feel slack and good for
nothing. Consequently movement and
humidity are important factors OF the air
Movement Of the air undoubtedly cools hy
promoting evaporation, but this Is NOT its
only effect: II acts on the nerves of the
Skin and thus affords a stimulus "a the
nervous system. This explains largely
why openings to admit CIR to a room. but
by which air does .,ot directly yss,b the
skin. are not successful. Air sirculate6
In this manner does not produce ths
fresheninS effect Of tie open window.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18
IN AGONY WITH ITCHING

"ADeut four years ago I broke out
with sores on my arms like boils. AT.
ter TIVE months they r all over my
body, some coming, and some geins
away. In about six months the boils
quit, but my arms. neck and body
broke cut with an itching. burning
rash. It would burn and itch, and
come cut in pimples like grains Of
wheat was In a terrible condition;
I could not sleep or rest. Parts Of my
flesh were raw, and l could scarcely
bear my clothes on. I could not lie
In bed in any position and rest. In
about . year the sores extended down
to nay feet. Then I suffered agony
with the burning, itching sores.
could hardly walk and for a long time
l could not put on socks.
"All this time I was trying every.
thing I could hear of, and had the skill
Of three doctors. They said it was
eczema. l got no benefit from all
this. I was nearly worn out, and had
given up in despair of ever being cured
when | was advised by a friend to try
Cuticura Remedies. I purchased Cuti-
cura Soap, Ointment, and Resolvent,
and used exactly as directed. l used
the Cuticura Remedies constantly for
four months, and nothing else, and was
perfectly cured. 1t Is now a year, and
! have not had the least bit since. l
am ready to praise the Cuticura Rem.
edies at any time. (Signed) E. l.
Cate, Exile, KY, Nov. 10, 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint.
ment are sold by druggists and dealers
everywhere. a sample of each, with 49,
page book, will be mailed free on
application to "Cuticura," Dept. l.,
Boston.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18
LAWS INJUSTICE MADE PLAIN
Farmers Grievance Was That Story
Once Accepted Should Not
Remain Good.

A story is being told at the expense
OF an old English farmer who was
recently called upon to explain why
he had failed to take out a license for
a favorite fox terrier dog. les mob
but a puppy" the defendant remark
ed, in response to a question as to
the animals age. Eyes, yes! So you
say. But how old is he?" ooh, weel,
l couldn' tell to a Bit" was the reply.
Il never was much good at remember.
ing dates, but 'e's nobbut a puppy"
On the other hand, it was maintained
that the animal in question was a
very, very old-fashioned puppy, and
the magistrate inflicted the usual fine.
Shortly afterward the farmer was met
by a friend who wanted to know how
he had Jared at the police court.
"Nobbut middlin'," was the reply.
Did they fine your" YES" respond
ed the victim; IAN 'ang me If | can
understand 1t! Last year an the year
afore that I told the same tale about
the same dog, an It wos allus good
enough afore! Who's been tamperin'
WI the law sim last year?"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18
"And Adam My Brethren.v

A certain small girl, YEARLY listen
ing to a long sermon by a renowned
cleric who had an odd habit of draw.
Ing in his breath with a curious wills.
tie, whispered L her mother that she
wanted to go home. The mother, eX.
pecting the discourse to end momen.
tariiy, refused permission. The third
time this happened the mother muir.
INJURED In the child's ear that the
preacher would soon stop now But
the child, nervous and despairing, an
swered her in a high ~falsetto:
mo. mother, he is not going to
stop. thought so now for three
times, but he has gone and bowed
himself up again!"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18
Where the Fruit Grows.

Michael Casey, a politician in San
Francisco, who has been in Office and
on the city payroll for many years,
was addressing a meeting Of his fell
low-citizens 1t was a labor meeting.
You men must know" spouted
Casey, that you are the great body
polite in this city. You are the roots
and trunks Of our great municipal
tree, while we who represent you in
Office are merely the branches on that
magnificent tree"
True for you, Mike" piped a mar
in the back of the hall, but did We
ever notice all the fruit grows on the
branches ?"-Saturday Evening Post.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18
CHAPTER x.
THE REGENT SCORES A POINT.

Philip Of ORLEANS was leaning back
In a large chair facing the closet in
which we had been concealed, and he
did not alter hts position a hairs
breadth as Richelieu sprang into the
room with drawn sword. I but a pace
behind him. Indeed, his face did not
change a muscle, and he turned to-
wards us the smile he had employed
with his daughter. But the latter, rec
ognizing her lover, sank into a chair,
her face drawn and gray with fear.
"Ah, M. lie Due" said the regent, still
smiling, you remained among the pre-
serves longer than I believed you
would. You have great patience"
You shall never again have cause to
say so, monsieur!" cried Richelieu,
white with anger, "for l swear to you
my patience is exhausted. Draw your
sword and defend yourself"
Have patience a moment longer,
monsieur" said the regent, raising his
hand. You do not seem to fully under
stand the situation. Outside the secret
door by which you entered a dozen Of
my guards are waiting, with orders to
arrest you or to kill you should you re-
sist them. In the antechamber there
another dozen are stationed, whom a
single cry would bring to my assist
ance."
But 1 should still have time to kill
yNes ~
Perhaps" said the regent, calmly;
but l believe, nevertheless, that I
could hold you off for the few seconds
it would require them to burst open
the door Ah," he continued, as though
seeing me for the first time, here is
NJ. de Brancas. food evening, mon
sieur. / did not hin that l should see
you again so soon. Did you give NJ. 10
Due the message l intrusted to your"
mo, monsieur" | answered, and II
seemed to me that we were cutting a
very poor figure in face of the regents
easy nonchalance.
You did wrong" he said. 1T would,
perhaps, have saved him from this trap,
into which he came without knowing
the danger"
What was this messenger" asked
Richelieu, disdainfully.
simply, monsieur answered the re-
gent coolly, that the next time 1 held
you in my hands l should not let you
go until your head and shoulders had
parted company"
A low groan from the princess made
Richelieu start.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18

gent. See, he has ser his portrait IN
order that, by gazing at It, you may
become acquainted with your future
husband before the wedding day ar
rives."
THE DUO de Modena!" exclaimed the
girl. Impossible! You must be Jest
Ing, monsieur. The Duo dc Modena Is
old enough to be ,iy grandfather"
L assure you that 1 am far from Jest
ing, Charlotte" and the regents voice
took a sterner tone. LAS for his age, he
certainly bears 1t we'll. Here is his
portrait. You can see for yourself that
he Is not an uncomely man"
Take it away! / refuse to look at
it," she cried, and we heard a scuffle
and a crash Of glass, which betokened
the destruction OF the portrait.
Richelieu was again fumbling for the
latch OF the door, swearing softly to
himself. and again l restrained him.
That was a foolish act, mademoi-
selle," said the regent, "for now you
you see him, for I swear that you shall
marry the Due De Modena."
And l swear that | shall not!"
screamed Charlotte. II will die first!'
And perhaps you wish some enc else
TO die first also" continued the regent
in an unchanged voice.
Some n else? I do not under
stand, monsieur"
Permit me to tell you a little more
of my news and o will understand
perfectly. You know, doubtless, that
yesterday l released the Due de Richie
lieu from the Bastille and sent him to
join his regiment at Bayonne?"
"Well?"
well, today at noon, at ORLEANS, he
chose TO leave his escort and return to
Paris"
Continue, monsieur"
"He was not closely pursued, for his
escort had their orders. I suspected
that he would do something Of the kind.
and I also suspected the reason. Do
you know what I have sworn, made
moiselle?"
She did not answer. and there was a
moments pause.
II nave sworn that Richelieu's head
shall fall If he comes in my way again.
l set a very pretty trap for him and he
has walked straight into it. In this
trap you were the bait, my dear"
I felt Louise trembling against me.
Richelieu was breathing deeply.
Eyes, a trap cried the regent; land
If / mistake not, the mice are already
in it. Are there not mice in your con-
serve closet, mademoiselle? I fancied
l heard a noise there"
Richelieu, unable to control himself
longer, threw open the door with q
crash and sprang into the room.
las you see, M. lie Regent" he cried,
hoarse with rage, "the mice are here.
But l warn you that they ave sharp
teeth and know how to use them"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1912-01-18
Why He Couldn't Sit Down

Harry, aged six, is an orphan: but
an indulgent grandmother and kind
maiden aunt have taken care Of him.
The first pair Of knickerbockers were
secured recently, and 1t was a proud
moment for the boy when his aunt
put them on him on Sunday morning
and he was permitted to go to church
with his grandmother. Naturally
maiden aunts know very little about
the arrangement of knickerbockers,
and there was a suspicious fullness In
front and an equally mystifying tight
ness in the back to be observed, as
the little chap trudged happily along.
In church Harry sat down, but did
not appear comfortable and stood up.
Harry, sit down." whispered his
grandmother. He obediently climbed
back CT the seat, but soon slipped of
again. Harry, you must sit down"
Grandma, I can't. My pants is chok-
ing me-" She looked more closely
than her dim sight had before permit
ted, and discovered the new little
knickerbockers were on hind side be-
fore. Harry stood up during the re-
mainder of the service.