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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Clever Youth.

"Do you know" he said. that every
time ! look at you l have thoughts
of revenge?"
''Why?" she gasped.
Because" he answered, revenge is
sweet"
Then she told him she thought to-
morrow would be good time to see
papa.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
rmixt Satan and the Sea.

Doctor-You are In pretty bad
shape. You must stop going to those
cheap restaurants.
Patient-But, doctor, the prices at
the other places would make me still
sicker
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Nothing Hard About That.

"The woman / marry" he said,
must be able to blush" oh" she
replied, 81 can do that. blush every
time l am seen anywhere WITH
you."-San Francisco Chronicle.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
They Should.

MY parents used to threaten to
beat some sense into my head"
Those idle threats that parents
never carry out should be discouraged
In every way possible"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
a.. Mines Iron Output.

! single mine in Minnesota pro
sunaa billion and half tons OF iron
o-a last year. which IS more than was
used in all America before 1854
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Custom Of the Country.

Custom OF the Country.
Distinguished Foreigner ion his
irst visit to this country)-What Is
the occasion of that riot. may / ask?
Chairman of the Reception Com
mittee-O. that isn't a riot, your
your excellency: it's the police try
ing to drive back the men with the
cameras.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Griggs-So Bachelor is sick at the
hospital? is there any cause for anx-
iety?
Briggs-Yes. he has a deueedly
pretty nurse.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
rhe Rrute.

The Wife, do believe would fan
dead If you were 70 come home early
some evening.
The Brute-You Will have to offer
a bigger bribe than that
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Most Distressing.
Tis very sad
A peach" to view
And then be told
She's not for you
Ike a Wool scheduIe.

"Shan't | play you the woolen-un-
lerwear record?~
rs that the name OF the piece"
mo. we just call it that because 1t
sounds so scratchy."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

The young man who marries an
heiress may not have to wait 80 years
in order to celebrate his golden we'd
ding.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
rwix4 Satan and the Sea.

Doctor-You are in pretty bad
shape. You must stop going to those
cheap restaurants.
Patient--But, doctor. the prices a;
the other places would make me still
sicker.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Followed Each other CLOSELY

knicker-''Do you have a new cook
often?" Subbubs-"We have them
close enough together to be twins
Puck
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Virtue may be its own reward. but
the reward isn't always legal tender
at the corner grocery.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

In every action. reflect upon the
end and in your undertaking it con-
slider why you do it.-Jeremy Taylor.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Usually a man is a poor judge of
his own Importance.

As a corrective for indigestion and regu-
lator of the system, no remedy can excel In
purity and efficiency Garfield Tea.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Every one Is liable TO bilious attack. b
forearmed with package OF Garfield Tea
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Childreu
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces inhamm&
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
less curiIcuea

How Is your business these days.
Not as hourishing as 1t used to be.
replied the professor Of penman.:Iip>
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
prnhahlv Mo Excention.

Zones has invented an airship."
"Then It's bound to be a success"
'Why so?''
"AI his other schemes have gon'
up
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

A woman usually wants her hus-
band 10 be man Of one idea and # is
her belief that she ought TO be that
idea.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

But 1t takes a woman to keep Q
secret she doesn't know.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

knows his duty he tries to stave it
off by seeking advice.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Some women are passing fair-and
some others cannot pass
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

ONLY ONE "BROMO OUININE."
That S LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for
the signature of L. W. GROVE. Used the World
over Cure Gold in One Day. 2c.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
A Pl,iful Truth.

He sowed Wild oats.
Who reaped the crop.
As one Oft notes.
His poor old pop
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Same Thing.
II hear that firms going under"
Yes. they're going up"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

The man who makes hay when the
sun shines doesn't have to borrow
his neighbours umbrella when it rains.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PAHO ONT
HENT fails to cure any of Itching, Blind
Bleeding or ProJruding Piles in 10 IA days. BIC
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Members of the arrangements
committee for the annual conven
ton OF the Daughters of the Amer
lean Revolution already are in Wash
ington. The Daughters will gath
er in their beautiful colonial memorial
building before long to engage in their
annual struggle for the election of
officers. and when that is over to drop
animosities and to work for the causes
which brought the organization into
existence
One needs neither prose nor poetic
license to speak of the delegates to
these conventions as flair daughters
for surely they are body of comely
women. and the shades of the fore
fathers that are supposed to feat about
the capital city OF the land that they
made, need not fear that flush will
steal into their cheeks or frown fur
row their shaSowy brows at the sight
of degeneracy In their descendant
daughters.
When spring comes the guides in
the capitol whose duty 1t is to pilot
visitors about earn their daily wage
with half the usual effort because the
guided ones in large majority are the
Daughters of the American Revolution.
The guides who are obliged to talk
themselves tired explaining things to
the ordinary tourist simply walk ahead
of the daughters and point to pictures
or bust. and the tongues of the daugh.
tiers do the rest
Show Their Birth.
The Daughters gather from all the
states in the Union. 1t was not hard
the last time they were here to sepa-
rate into localities of birth and bring
ing up those who attended an after
noon service at ST. Johns Episcopal
church. 1t was not a service for the
daughters. 1t as just plain everyday
evening prayer, and the daughters had
dropped in to see the historic build
ing from pew view. The spirits of
their ancestors still dwelt within
Them There were those from Massa-
chusetts with the Ironside blood in
their veins, and those from Tennes-
see dUC hSUluChg WHO III IH0 pSISOH
the old Covenanters live again Then
there were the Virginians. the New
Workers and the South Carolinians-
daughters, so to speak, of the old
brick sanctuary at Jamestown. tower
ing Trinity and gray St Michaers.
At evensong in ST. Johns the daugh-
tiers Of New England. Tennessee and
Kentucky locked upon marble altar.
cross and candle stick and apparently
felt stirring within them something of
the sternness Of the spirit of their an
cestors who struck hard-fsted blows
at things savoring of prelacy. True to
family tradition and to the division
line Of things spiritual, the descend
ants of the Independent and Presby-
terrain sat bolt upright during the
chanting Of the creed. Their sisters
whose ancestors had stood for church
and king until they were forced to cut
the bond and to help kick the king out
of the partnership, made all amends
for their companions ritual and spir-
itual shortcomings. and knelt and
stood, and even genuflected at times,
in a good old high church way that
would have delighted Archbishop
Laud
Rocky Boy Now Is Happy
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Dodqlnq a Moustache.

Ella-How can you remove hair
from the face?
Stella-Turn your face away.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Excellent Reason.

He orags more tan
He really should.
But 'scUse the man
Hiz Credits good.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Art

Can the tenor sing7
We do not know.
He sure can twist
His face some. though.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Cards and Love.

Cards and Love-
Mrs Penheck-Thei-e Is lot OF
ruth In some OF those old sayings.
Possibly. but some OF
hem fail to work out
Mrs. Penheck-Mention one. pray.
Perheck-Unlucxy at cards. lucky
a. love.
Mrs. Penheck-well.
Penheck-You know how unlucky |
always WINS at cards.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

II you intend to do a mean thing.
wait till tomorrow; but If you are so
ing to do noble thing. do IL now.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

va OR more than 33 years
ID Fred Enock, London
"a man of science, has
IA been securing square
III mile upon square mile
N of England with a cam
SOA brio net no bigger than
[ G your hat, looking for
Z NS7 ar insect less than one
twentieth of an inch
long. So scarce are
some kinds of these insects that there
are said to be only two In every $40
acres, and the finding of them is so
rare feat that one must go back so
years to read of a previous catch.
Now Enock has landed one, and he is
the happiest man in England.
Enock is a fellow of no fewer than
-FOUR scientific societies and a most
learned looking man, with a tall
dome OF forehead. He talks like
an annual report of the Linnean So
elety. The insects have ben popu-
larry christened fairy flies, and. un-
I'll Enock fell in love with the shape
OF one under the microscope SO years
ago, men of science had considered
them OF not enough importance to
waste time over. And to this day
Enock remains almost the sole author
lty upon their playful habits.
Surely much ado was never made
about less Here Is a man with a
more than ordinary brain who spends
almost two score of precious years
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

-EnIrC Larson a. Ross. Book Free
PA IENhS szs ", sekI.r bldg, chleass, IN.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26

Though by sad circumstances forced
To turn his yIcture to the wall.
It's better TO Aave been DIVORCED
Than never - have tried atkkA
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-03-26
Rocky Boy Now Is Happy.

nOSNy OOy W." 10 i'dRHJ-
Word came to the Indian bu-
reau the other day that Chief Rocky
Boy and his Indians in the far
northwest were satisfied with the
home life, being contented and happy.
Chief Rocky Boy once was very much
in the congressional limelight. For
years this Indian chief and his fol-
lowing had been wandering about the
country, homeless, unable to hunt and
doing little else but beg for a live
lihood. Finally congress took action
and the wandering mendicants were
given place to live. Former Sena-
tor Beveridge of Indiana is given
credit for having done something for
Rocky Boy, whose picturesque and
somewhat suggestive name attracted
more attention than did the supposed
starving condition of the man who
bore it.
Mr.. Beveridge who is now In pri-
vate life, would have been given, If
Chief Rocky Boy had done his duty
and had had the material to make
them. beaded hunting shirt, mecca
sins. leggings aud eagle war bonnet
Of chieftainship in recognition of serv-
ices rendered.
Rocky Boy and his warriors and
women and children had never been
able TO get home. They had been
wandering through Montana living
from hand to mouth and spurned alike
by reds and whites Bill after bill
had been introduced for their relief,
but no bill ever came within sight of
the passing stage.
The name Rocky Boy finally struck
newspaper mans fancy. Possibly
he had had the feeling himself. In
an idle moment he drew up a mock
measure and in 1t Senator Beverage
figured as Chief Rocky Boy, while
dozen or so other senators figured I'M
der other names as members of Rocky
Boys band of wanderers. The names
fitted admirably or misfitted just as
admirably. Senator Allison, who in
no conceivable circumstances would
commit himself in words, was called
Chief TaJks-Too-Muc Senator Aid
rich, for reasons which may be ap-
parent to people who know something
Of him. appeared in the relief measure
as Chief Smooth Medicine.
Joke Brought Results.
A copy of the skit fell under Sena-
tor Beveridge's eye. 1t amused him
He hung it on the wall of his room.
He showed 1t to people, and finally
one day it occurred to him that Rocky
Boy and his band had done him a
service, and he resolved to look into
Rocky Boys case. He did look into
it and found that the chief and his
wandering Montana band were wor-
thy of consideration. The Indiana
senator made their cause his own.
Directing senators were asked to be
good" and bill for the relief OF
the wandering American-born Indians
of Rocky Boys band" passed the sen
ate of the United States.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13
Heavy Cattle shipment.

~Ir..s' 'u Da's News
plairyieV. Ten. June IT, Her
bert Turner This week shipped in
from East Texas $50 yearIings, which
viii be- ras'urcd here About D."
ears OF cattle from eastern New NeN-
leo have arrived for the same pur-
pose within the past 'vo weeks The
cattle are very thin. about 3D. being
shipped 20 the car Another large
shipment Of cattle is 20 be pds'nreo
In Hale county is expected In from
the ri Paso country The range in
Hale county has been undcTstocked
for the past Two wears much good
grass going % waste.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13

specie fn lstIF Meas
Hale Center. Tex. june -. This
section was visited POS good rains yte-
'erday and today Prospects for a
bumper crop we're never better at
this time OF the year Practically all
feed stuff has been planted.
The Hale Center country IS giving
,laX a good trial this year About
3 600 acres will be planted Some
flax Is already up and is looking fine
Ia view OF the fact that We have so
many large-seale farmers 81" expect
20 ship more stuff this fall than any
town on 'he Plains =
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13
LNCEUN COURSE FOR
PItINNIEM B'pkED.

.t,.s. 20 I.s Nes,
plaiuyiew. Tex. June a. Presi'
dent Pierce OF Seth Ward college has
booked the Dixie lyceum course for
the fail and winter season ON a..
count OF the large number OF child
rem Who attend the high school and
81. 100 local colleges, a lyceum
cour,. is especially desirable, but u
mas been impossible 10 book with tho
leading bureaus until the completion
" fh. lubbock and SWeofwater por-
zion ~ 'h, santa Re cutoff. giving
access 20 the south
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13
nnnt Nnn Owe Yourself something .

For programs ana beautifully IL
Illustrated literature ,free Of cost re-
Iatinr 90 The Great Colorado Chau'au-
Qua. az Beautiful boulder and nu-
msrc.s splendid home-like and not
urr.as0uatlv expensive resorts
throughout Wonderful Colorado and
along the Pacific coast. address \ a
Gussou. General Passenger Agent
The Denver Road Fort Worth,
Texas Little vacations in these d.
rections ar. always woth more than
they cos, lS3-50c
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13
INVITATIONS OUT
FOR BIC BARBECUE

Arran gemenfs for a combined bar
becu. and basket dinner are being
perfected b. the retail grocers and
market men 20 be held on Amarillo
creek west OF town June 25th n
IL expected that all retail grocers and
fresh meat dealers will have their
door closed during the entire da!
Representatives from most o. the
grocery establishments held a very
enthusiastic meeting Monday even
lng In the Chamber OF Commerce
rooms az which some OF the plans
for the day we're decided upon def
uitely The body agreel unan.moIs-
ly that they would be closed all day.
have rho picnic on Amarillo cre"E
a. som .0nvenieui point west OF
town. ard 'ha' all parties engaged
In the TAO Iirr- of business. includ-
lng propriet0r- and clerks with their
families. would 20 boz a body 20 the
grounds early BOO The forenoon 4
committee az sly has full authority
70 complete tho details OF the picnic
and UII doubtless be- busy sffecting
their arrangements during 'he next
Few Ias. Another meeting will be
allied next week al which the com
u.ffe. o.'l report In order that all
amending will understand Just Vhs'
'tsy are expected 20 DO
IN, srocers and market men are
'akag the initiative 10 this effective
r,vreatiye move and no doubt the
day Off viii prove very beneficial
20 them with no financial loss No
'ice will be- given 20 all customers
through The local press several DAYS
10 advance OF he designated day Boo
order that they may lay IN supply
o.! provisions sufficiently large 20
carry them over until the iollow.ug
day. Uheu all will DO ready for bus
mess eith a more determined fee|
ing. i
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13
BIBLE CONFERENCE OF
PANHANDLE BAPTSTS
OPENS SESSIONS HERE

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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13

The various dFeI 20 fnrc4El when
God has been revealed 20 man Eere
f1en displayed hastily before the az
ditors by nc speaker Or Williams
declared that cod Is revealed 20 man
through nature. history. philosophy
e'hnic religions mans religions
mans helplessness. and the admitted
necessity for sacrifi'ial blood
In This connection Or Williams
declared that no believed me hand OF
7 God was manifest ln the battles %
Quebec and Waterloo and shuddered
. 20 think o. fhs after developments
RAD these Two notable eugageusntS
terminated differently from The nsan-
. u.T iu which they were recorded in
me correct chrouirling in h'Ary
After events. according 70 'he spsak-
( or. have demonstrated IN" correct
ness o. his position with reference
T 20 This matter
The further demon 'ration % the
. re,elatlCn OF God 20 man il found 20
che Christian eHgion said me
speaker. is found Boo wauf parts. iu'
IaR. history. Psalms wisdom OF NE
craturs dreams and vision Itteopha-
3 uiasI. human mediation sith the
/ highest expression under me Old Tes-
/ lament record through ne angels
/ Comparison was made boz Ween the
! Old and Sew T.stameu's expression.
/ the latter being characterized in ne
/ Hebrew letter g. vas stated that
no dreams or vision characterized
/ the final expression OF God reyela-
/ ton through rho Christian religion
Dr Williams stated that Christ Is The
/ final revelation f0 man and no later
revelation is promised anywhere ln
. divine writing That there Will pe
no further revelation from on high
Was another expression NJ %" speaF-
OF u was stated that God was help
ed by 'hc Christ % '1e making Of
The world and that sine" the Son
was a Joint Creator Vith me Father.
/ he must Ho au ultimate expression
/ uf the SD Wis, Thus dsSO, lated
with and ~ 'n, Father God Christ
came 20 man % DTS 'oWiy estate a. a
final revelation OF 'he w.I and the
J goodness Of God
Dr. william. declared thar Christ
va. and is @ revelation % his life
/ land hi- death The or,v'or ls great
\ or 'bau tho creature. above mo ear'n
and things earthly fue h.chest "'-
! preston Of love. revelation and
/ final expression Ta, revelation ~
/ th. Christian religion was declared
/ Too closing hy Dr Williams 20 carry
m, healing Of salvation from sin
: This the greatest The most powerful
land most prized boon 20 man, appii-
cable 20 the whole Of humanity
final revelation OF God 70 fIoan
through me Christ
pr White arrived Yesterday on me
noon train over the Fort Worth &
| Denver. as did pr p Bcmhcamp .f
Dallas. Rev 3 p Lee. field score
Inry. OF Dallas both OF the sen.'-
mon taking their places on me pro
lram as outlined pr Whit. 81 A.
SERMON during tho evening. and pr
p......h.. a.,,t am .dd-..s .- .t.
Graded sunday school.
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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-13
THE
Post Confectionery
4o4 Taylor Phone c3-.

H.st FRUITS 90 low priCet. ine-
Candies. cigars Totlo'os. Cold
Drinks from foHntaIu %. bottle goods
Call aud --s rs ...I lss.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-05-02

was very difficult. back in the '70's,
10 make love TO young ladies but
tressed about with bustles and pam
nier draperies.
With these thoughts In our mind
we approached our wife and limited
gently that possibly her architec-
tural lines were better suited to
gingham aprons than the pannier
effect.
But our wife replied with empha-
sis and more heat than the occasion
demanded that Mrs. Bjones had II
on the authority of swell second
av. modiste that the pannier was
su TAFT, or cafe noir, or something
like that, and she'd get pannier
gown or a divorce; we could take
CUR choice.
We had a heated argument about
Il, but we were ever too weak to
Withstand the Establishments OF the
fair. Our wife has placed the order
with the swell Second av. modiste.s
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-05-02

nuTiel Window. aged 20. Is a Sc
ltie girl. That's what she told
etsr reporter yesterday. And TO
prove that she really Is a local
product she explained that her folks
MAO lived right In this city for 20
years At 18th and Madison Al. and
1s'ii I'VE here. Muriel. instead Of
soing 70 the usual actor-folk the.
sre. saltzed straight home with
nsr mother and her little friend,
frances De Grocsart, aged 16,
.xfeneh, Il you please) every even
ihg after their 2o minutes OF fool.
IN on the stage.
Mniei started out to become n
tand oper-e.e singer. Under he
le'eiase Of Mrs. r. VI. Hornbrook
~ Seattle, she learned 10 plav All
nlnos o. musical tricks With her
o.ee Then she went East and com
sai'eo Hafnmerstein. Hammerstein
.aousht well Of MurieI and her tai.
MI MI until her voice "croaked !"
".sn a croaked' voice she tried
reI nand at vaudeville, picked np
49, IN Washington, D. G., and
ny Dotn started west on the Or.
pnsnm circuit. That vas four years
since. 'eo" boins ever
mr.s SoN ! make three times as
w. ,n money making a fool Of INV.
NJ ~ ! would II I stayed IN
"e~ York" she says.