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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-10
Up-to-Date Jokes

Barber-Try bottle of this prepara-
ton, sir Splendid thirg for badness.
Customer-Perhaps it is, but I've got
all the badness l want, thank you.
Always mind your own business"
said the sage at doesn't pay to get
mixed up in other peoples quarrels."
oh, don't know" replied the young
man. I'm a lawyer"
Lady-And when did you first be-
come acquainted with your husband?
Street Seller-The very first time as l
disagreed with i'm after we was mar
red, lydy.
7 son-Pa, what's an inscrutable
smile?
Father-It's the kind, my son. your
mother had on her face this morning
when I told her business might keep me
out late tonight.
DO you understand me now" thun-
dered an angry schoomaster to an
urchin at whose head he threw an ink
stand
i've got an inkling OF what you
mean" replied the boy.
Poet-All my life seemed to 80 into
that poem. ] was perfectly exhausted
when | had finished writing it.
Our Sporting Editor can sympa-
thize with you. was in exactly the
same condition when ! had finished
reading it.
A teacher in a local Sunday school
desired to reprove a small boy. John
ME" she said. quite solemnly. I'm
afraid shall never meet YOU in the
better land"
Johnnie put on a look 81 aStonish-
ment. why, teacher" he asked, what
ever have you been adding Of now"
A lady Of advanced age required the
services Of page boy and advertised;
Youth wanted"
one Of her dearest friends sent her
by the next post a bottle Of Blanks
celebrated wrinkle filler and skin tight
enor pot Of fairy bloom % set OF
false t,eth % faNu wig uud ID e. ike of
iodine
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-10

Johnnie put on look 81 astonish-
ment. why, teacher" he asked, what
ever have you been ADDING Of now"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-10

A teacher in a local Sunday school
desired to reprove a small boy. John
ME" she said. quite solemnly. I'm
afraid / shall never meet YOU in the
better land"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-10
The Quickest, Simplest
Cough Cure
Easily and Chenply Made Mt
Home. Saves You 81.

This recipe makes a pint OF cough
time. You couldn't buy as much or as
Simple as it is, it gives almost instant
relief and usually stops the most obsti-
nate cough in "a hours. This is partly
due to the fact that it is slightly laxa-
tive, stimulates the appetite and has an
excellent tonic effect. 1t is pleasant to
take-children like it. An excellent REM
ody, too. for whooping cough. Group, sore
lungs, asthma. throat troubles, etc.
Mix one pint of granulated sugar with
~ pint Of warm water. and stir for 2
minutes. Put 81 ounces Of Pinex fifty
cents WORTHY in a pint bottle, and add
the Sugar Syrup. II keeps perfectly.
Take a teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
Pine is one of the Oldest and best
known remedial agents for the throat
membranes. Pinex is the most valuable
concentrated compound of Norway white
pine extract, and is rich in guaiacol and
all the other natural healing elements.
Other preparations will not work in this
formula.
The prompt results from this recipe
have endeaTed it to thousands of house
wives in the United States aad Canada,
which explains why the plan has been
initiated often, but never successfully.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction, or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex, or will
get it for You. If not. send to The
Pinex Co., TT, Wayne, Ind.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-10
BY Margaret Hubbard Aver.

THINE was when the beauteous ac-
tress giving an interview to the
faithful scribbler assumed one of
her most photogra phed attitudes and
then announced languidly that she al
ways had her teeth filed with dia-
monds, washed her hair in champagne
and her face in rich cream; took sand
and milk baths, etc, and continued az
long as the imagination of her press
agents and her own memory served her
Fortunately these times have chang
ed, and when l called on Miss Bessie
Wynn at the Broadway theater l was
thankful that only vague memories of
former interviews haunted the dressing
room, and that l was face to face with
a charming example of the new kind of
stage beauty, who is as sensible and
practical in her methods of preserving
her health and good looks as the old
time beauty was absurd in her way. at
least in such methods as she deigned TO
make public.
Surrounded by all the pretty frocks
she wears in "The Sun Dodgers" with
the glittering head dresses and hats on
her dressing table, and the yards of dia
monds that make up the train of that
beautiful black-and- white frock, form
ing a background to her dark and win
some beauty. sensible Miss Wynn went
back to the first principle of health, the
power of mind over matter.
81 think everybody accepts the fact
that our lives are largely the result OF
our thought, and that health and beau
ty are the expression of healthful and
beautiful thought, but the great trouble
is that few persons are willing to take
the trouble to control and direct heir
minds in constructive and helpful
way" announced Miss Wynn, thought
fully.
I(1Ilni N Lin Pnna,&rr -
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-10

before they had to bear them and which
they consequently have borne twice
mo woman can stay young and pref
ty and attractive while she INDUCES in
the devastating habits of worry and
fear. But these bad habits can only be
overcome by patient. hard working
mental drill.
81 have often wondered how people
who believed in the infinite power OF
Cod and of Good could reconcile them
selves to the state of constant petty
worry in which they allow themselves
to live.
THE woman who is worrying over
an endless succession of small irrita-
ii, ms. which is what most women's
worrying consists of, is simply scatter
ing all her force and she is creating
for herself the thought habits which
are destructive to youth and happiness
An Attitude of Mind.
Happiness is the greatest factor in
retaining youth and beauty. And hap
piness is an attitude of mind. for we
find it among the. poor as much as
among the rich, showing that it is not
a question of material wealth or ma
terial power.
Many women are so occupied with
worries, so fearful what the morrow
will bring forth that they haven't time
to be happy. You see such unfortunate
people everywhere about you. and one
wonders why such people can not get in
tune with themselves. and create the
beautiful spiritual harmony which they
were intended to give out.
please don't set me down as saying
that it is an easy thing to demonstrate
the power of mind over matter. 1t
hasn't been easy for me- and ] still!
have to drill myself daily in overcom-
ing destructive and harmful thoughts
and substituting constructive, helpful
and happy ones. | have been aided by
different teachers of mental science and
by the Circle of Unity, but | know ! am
on the right path concluded Miss
Wynn. and her happy smile, her quiet,
reposeful manner, would have assured
one Of that even if she were not
bright and successful light on the the
atrical armament.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01
DELiCACY MADE FROM SOUR
MILK.
HealthfuI Summer Dessert Better
Than Ice Cream.

A new frozen delicacy has been
tried and is being advocated by the
University of Missouri Dairy Depart
ment. 1t is neither ice cream nor
sherbet, but is half way between and
is said to be better than either. 1t Is
made with sour milk as a basis, and
is favored with lemons, sugar, and
some fruit syrup, with eggs to give it
tody and more pleasing favor.
The claim is made for Lacto-the
name Of the new dessert-that it has
distinct medicinal value, especially
during hot weather. The Tactic acid
which is found in the sour milk is the
same that has long been mentioned as
a cure and preventive of intestinal
troubles. Furthermore, the sour milk
contains much real food material,
which can not be said of sherbets and
ices.
Only milk that has been clean and
has soured with a pleasant flavor is
suitable for Lacto. In commercial
making, starter" is used similar to
the one used for ripening cream in
creamery butter making. A recipe
used at the University creamery calls
for three gallons Of clean soured milk,
nine pounds of sugar, twelve eggs,
twelve lemons, and a quart of red
raspberry Juice.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01
WHEN To CUT S|L0 CORN /.
EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN WHEN
CROP SHOULD BE CUT.
BY c. H. EckIes, Professor Of Dairy
Husbandry, College of Agricui-
ture, University Of Missouri.

Missouri farmers are learning by
experience that corn for silage should
be cut later in it's stage of develop
ment than has been the practice here
tofore. Corn cut and put into the silo
when the ears are just beginning II,
form usually results in sour silage.
Moreover at this stage of growth the
ear contains comparatively small
amount of food and is mostly water
Some of the feeding value of the ST.
lage is lost if the corn is cut too
early.
The proper stage to cut corn for
silage is when it shows the first sign
of ripening. In year of normal rain
fall, this Is when the husks first begin
to turn yellow at the end Of the ear.
while the leaves of the plant are still
green. At this time the kernels are
entirely past the milk stage and are
glazed and dented. Silage made from
such corn does not develop much acid,
as when cut in less mature stage,
although it still develops sufficient
amount to preserve It.
If the corn crop gets past this point
before it is possible to put in the silo,
and the leaves and husks are dried,
it is always advisable to add some
water. The cut corn as found in the
silo at filing time should feel moist
TO the touch. Corn can be put into
the silo with reasonable success even
up to the time when the leaves are
nearly dry. provided a sufficient
amount of water is used to wet it up.
No bad results follow the use of too
much water 1t means that there will
be more water to carry out when the
silage Is fed.
On the other hand, II too little water
is used, the silage may spoil by the
formation Of mould. For this reason
1t Is advisable to be on the safe side
and use too much rather than too lit
lie water. The water may be added
to the silage at the time Of filing by
running 1t into the blower with hose
from barrel. or inconvenient. it may
be added to the silage in the silo as
the filling progresses.
In putting kaffir corn or sorghum
into the silo, the seed should be past
the milk stage and the stalks begin
ming to show the first signs Of ripen-
Ing. II crop Of corn. sorghum. or
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

outward appearance. If this can be
done, as it undoubtedly can. there
must be some definite relation be-
tween the form or outward appear
ance of the COW and her main func.
tion-that Of producing milk.
There are few main points which
do more to indicate the milk produc-
ers.
1t is commonly observed and uni
versally conceded that to be heavy
mixer a COW must have we'll devel-
oped milk secreting system. Such
system is indicated by we'll developed
milk veins"-sO called-and large
wells where these veins enter the
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

A digestive system of great capac-
ity is essential to handle the great
amount of food from which the milk
is made. Such a digestive system Is
indicated by the size and shape Of the
BARREL AS illustrated, it should be
long, wide, and deep, yet not unduly
low and heavy.
A further indication is the natural
lean, angular appearance of the dairy
COW, which indicates that she will put
fat into the milk instead of on her
body She has clean cut appearance
all over, accompanied by mellow
ness and pliability of skin not pre-
scented by a beef animal in the same
condition of flesh.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

No careful farmer is in the least
danger Of burning a strawpile in the
year 1912. Only those men who have
no thought for either the future or the
present are likely to do such trick as
that. The soil is good enough to grow
fairly good crops yet, but 1t could be
better. It will grow better only by
careful methods.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01
Picking a Good Dairy Cov
Outward Appearances Important
BY e. g. Woodward, Assistant In
Dairying, University of
Missouri.

The function of dairy COW is to
produce milk. The more and richer
the milk she will give. the more de-
sirable she Is for the dairy.
In judging a dairy cow we must
rate her power to produce milk by her
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

When smutted heads are found in
the oats it should be remembered that
the simple formaldehyde treatment
advocated by the University of Mis-
souri, will prevent it next year.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

abdomen. A pliable, we'll formed I'D
der of large or medium size which is
held up close to the body and at
tached far forward along the belly
and high up behind, Is a very impor-
tant indication.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

A bull 10 months Of age ID scarcely
sd enough for service. but II used
carefully It will not injure him.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

1t 10 not altogether the fault of the
cattle business II one finds that he
cannot make money raising . scrub
steer to three years Of age.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1912-08-01

Kanlr corn becomes frosted it is we'll
to go ahead with the work, using an
abundance of water so as to moisten
the entire mass properly
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12
BIG RALLY TO Be HELD
BY TEMPLE OF HONOR
SUPREME COUNCIL OFFICERS
WILL ATTEND MEETING
HERE ON SATURDAY.

The Union Temple of Honor Will
hold big rally Saturday in the so-
ciety's han on Scott street. Two mem
bers Of the Supreme council arc q
take pay in the program. Invitations
have been accepted by Mckinley TEN
pie. Columbia Temple and Advance
Temple TO attend.
Hon. David ]. Robinson, of Mass.
great supreme representative TO the
Temple of Honor convention now bc =
ing held at Shawano. Wis, has con-
sentcd to come TO Calumet to address
the rally. and will be accompanied 10y
Rev. G. Woodruff. of New Jersey
worthy recorder of the supreme cOun-
oil.
A parade will be held at 6 o'clock
i'm the evening. headed by the LGur-
oum band. The line of march will be
from the corner of Scott and Sixth
streets. down scott to the corner oi
Eighth street. up Eighth to Pine, east
on Pine To Sixth to Elm street, Their
to Fifth and south on Fifth to the
hail
In addition to addresses by the vis<
itinE supreme lodge officers there viii
he vocal and Instrumental selections
The Laurum and Csceola quartcttes
will render selections. program Is
being arranged that promises TO be
most interesting.
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12
rs ENGINEERS READY TO
DEPART FOR LUDINGT0N
SPECIAL TRAIN TO LEAVE AT
O'CLOCK INSTEAD OF 1880
TOMORROW.

The members of Co. A. Engineers
will depart tomorrow for the state
camp at Ludington, where they will
participate in the various maneuvers
and sham battles which have been ar
ranged for. Almost the full company
will take the trip. including four Of
fiCers and seventy-one men. II was
announced today thar the special train
bearing the Engineers will leave Calu-
met at 200 o'clock. instead of 80
as was previously announced and the
company viii report at the armory at
1880 instead of at 1900 o'clock.
The Engineers will finish packing
their baggage tonight and will Dad it
on the baggage cars early tomorrow
morning. The company will march from
the armory to the train during the
noon hour
Capt A. T.. Hooper. Sergeant George
Mclean and Cook Charles Salossi of
the Third Regiment commissary de-
partment left for Ludingtoh yesterday
10 prepare for the arrival of the troops
Wednesday morning.
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12

road to. avoid a collision with an au-
tcmobile, and besides smashing the
machine suffered slight injuries him.
sef NFV
Miss Lottie Josey. assistant to Post
master Charles J. Wickstrom has left
for Montreal and the Thousand ISL
ands where she will spend a two
weeks vacation.
Ralph ". Wilson. formerly manager
of the Cable Piano Co.'S branch in tins
city left last evening for his home in
Lansing after spending three weeks
in the copper country
Con Rourke. an Associated Press
editor of Chicago. who arrived here
last Monday on the Minnesota, will
leave this evening for Duluth and Port
Arthur, where he will visit before his
return to Chicago.
Miss NJ. Il. Lcary left today on the
Tonesta en- route for New York AID
Cleveland where she will purchase fad
and winter millinery. Miss Lcary viii
also visit Chicago and other fashion
able millinery centcrs
Duncan Mackenzie. cashier at the
Office of the Western Express COM
pany has left for Chicago Detroit and
Kincardine. He will be gone a month
and during his absence. Henry Lar
son will take care of his duties. John
Brown acting as clerk in Larsons
place.
G. E Jones of Chicago, who has
spent the past three weeks at the
White CITY, enjoying camp life, viii
leavef Tuesday evening on the Copper
Range st. Paul train for home. Mr.
Jones made many friends during his
visit in the copper country and had
one of the most delightful times of his
life. At White City he was president
o the "Kwit Yer Kickin Klub,' to
the members of which he sends ms
best regards. Lyman, the Terrible
Swede" included.
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12
GEORGE .KASUN
KILLED BY FALL
PIunges Down Stairs and Suffers
Fractured Skull

George Kasun. aged about As years
and well known resident OF Calumet
died at the c. 4 H. hospital yester-
day morning at AIS as result of in
.urics received in falling down a light
OF about ten steps into the basement
of the Martin Gasparovich saloon on
Scott street about 1O:45. saturday
evening.
1t Is stated that Kasun entered the
saloon about 10:45 and went directly
to what he thought was the toilet. By
mistake he opened the door leading 20
the basement, which was adjoining the
other. and plunged TO the bottom Of
the stairs striking his head against the
stone wall and suffering fractured
skull
He was rushed TO the c. & II. hospi-
tai with all haste, but was beyond
medical aid.
Coroner William Fisher impanncled
the following jury and adjourned the
inquest until Wednesday morning at
his Office William J. James. Sigurj
Nyhus, John J. Spence. Edwin W.
Northy, Joseph Limbach and Malcolm
Macleod.
Mr.. hasun is survived by wife
who lives In Austria and by one son
living at the Quincy mine. The latter
will direct the arrangements for the
funeral.
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12
DEPUTY ROWE CONDEMNS
COW WITH "LUMPY Jaw
ANIMAL SUFFERING FROM IN
FICTITIOUS DISEASE RUN
MING AT LARGE.

Following up invcstigations conduct
ed 10y himself and G. n. Baker OF
Houghton president of the Copper
Country Humape society and state
humane marshal. Deputy state Dairy
and Food Inspector John Il. Rowe oE
Saturday ordered a diseased COW own
ed by Peter Antonen of Lake View 10
ing from actiuomycosis. or what =
known to the iaymen as "lumpy jew,
am infectious disease which is some
what rare in this section. Another
cow. believed t" be infected with the
same disease but In milder form, was
placed under quarantine.
Drs. A. A. Motley and Ed Waters
who were called into consultations
stated there was no doubt about thC
presence of the disease and that It was
one of the most dreaded of all cattle
diseases. Protruding from the jaw OF
the ANIMAL vas growth almost az
large as It's head and apparently OF a
cancerous nature. photographs
taken of the growth and the mead
which was severed from the body will
be sent to the state department.
Mr. Rowe stated that he discovered
the COW last week running at large witt
other cows and that it's milk was be-
ing sold and used. lie communicates
with the state department relative tt
the discovery and was instructed it
condemn the animal and have il killed
| Immediately and to report future de-
velopments.
In discussing the incident, Mr.. Row,
said "A few lessons OF this kind
should impress upon the Calumet pub
lie the dcsirability of having a mill
commission to inspect all cattle whot'
milk Us offered for sale and to pro.
tect the public from impure and un.
sanitary milk"
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12
LOCAL MEN GET
GRAND OFFICES
Honored at Election of X. of G. {.
;at Detroit, Mich.

Several Calumet men were honorcC
last week at the Grand Lodge session
Of the Knights of the Golden Easl,
at Detroit. by being elected 10 gran,
lodge officers. Those elected are a'
follows:
Grand Chief. W. Ashlee. Detroit
Grand Vice Chief--R. \. Martin. Cal
met
Grand Sir Herald-winiam $. Ureu
Calumet
Grand Master of Records-Uriah c
Penberthy Calumet
Grand Keeper OF Exchequer-wm
Everiy. Calumet
Grand High Priest-R. \, Conway,
Detroit
Grand First Guard-G' A. Mitchell,
Detroit
Grand Second Guard-Elias Ste
phens. Ishpeming.
Grand Trustee-John II. Chopp, De-
troit.
Representative to Supreme Castle
which will meet in Baltimore r. a.
Martin, Calumet.
on Thursday evening the visiting
delegates were entertained at a grand
moonlight excursion. Music and oauc-
ing were enjoyed and luncheon was
served on board the boat.
Wednesday was given over to sight
seeing and In the evening, the visiting
delegates were entertained at Spc-
claI theatcr DartV
other features OF the session were
the reports of the committees and ii
nancial reports which showed the order
To be in excellent condition, addresses
Of welcome by Mayor Thompson and
other municipal officers and the re-
sponse of Vice chief J. w Ashlee. IN
the absence Of the grand chief. I'd
dresses were also given by Past Su-
preme Chief J. -. IIarger ard others.
Uriah c. Penberthy. William Ever
ly. William 5. Uren. Thomas Drew. r.
A Martin and the other Calumet del
egates to the Grand Lodge session
returnd home yesterday.
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12

from two weeks visit to Superior
and DIluth.
DR.. NJ. n. Thometz arrived this
morning from a visit to milwaukee,
and Chicago
George Jobling of the 500. a broth
er of Or. r., Jobling, is expected here
soon on visit.
Mr. and Mrs Dennis Levesque have
arrived home from trip To Detroit
and other cities.
Joseph Fisher and John NJ. SwVe-
noy of Osceola were Baraga county
visitors yesterday.
Mrs c. Il. Parent of Iron Mountain
is visiting at the home of Mrs, Albert
Ongie, her daughter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Quello and
daughter have arrived home from a
short visit to Duluth.
Mrs. Frank Cramer arrived home
this morning from a visit to Appleton,
Wis, and other points.
Miss Florence Stevens of lshpeming
is visiting at the home of Miss Hazel
Kinsman OF Osceola.
Mrs f. Il. Haller or Osceola has
left for Ironwood where she viii visit
with friends and relatives
Rev. ID. -. Stalker is expected home
the latter part of this week from 4
visit To Detroit and Canada.
Miss Burryl williams has left for
Chicago and Downer's Grove. H.,
where she will visit with friends.
Miss Ella Engels of Calumet has
returned from Marquette where she
spent the last month visiting fricnda
Mrs. John Coughland and children
of Seventh street. returned Yesterday
from a few days visit with friends at
Ontouagon.
James Waters Of Tamarack, who
has been unable to work for some time
on account of injuries, resumed his
duties this morning.
Revs. c. j. Rogers and Rev G. H.
Rutledge both of lshpeming who
preached in local churches yesterday
re turned home this morning.
Rev. James Carberry of Duluth who
has been spending n few days with Mr.
and Mrs. John Simmons of Osceola
will leave for home this evening.
Mrs. Guy Mitchell VINO has bcer
visiting at the home of her parents
| Mr.. and Mrs. Peterson of Newtown
will leave tomorrow for her home al
Chisholm, Minn.
|
his motor cycle yesterday. james
Thomas ran his machine into fenc.
az the corner of Al street and count,
The Calumet news., 1912-08-12
NOTICE
". H. RILEY
Of No. Sd 3rd Street, Lsurium.
Phone 320 w.
Of Mo. 50 3rd Street, Lsurium.
Phone 32o w.

Sells ard take orders Cor J. r. Jelk
good luck butterine. The best sold ia
the state. Sold at his residence at all
times Always fresh. Sold in 2 pound
and up TO 2 pounds. by order 10 pound
lots up 20 so pounds. Better than half
the butter than you can get Call and
see him and save money. Sells for "a
cents per pound.