The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

NAR. HENNEsSY was much disturbed over
lily to New York.
"Who's this Jook iv Connaught amy
how" he demanded "Who cted him.
"I1l niver tell ye" said Mr. Dooey. lived
tn bctther part iv me life, tn first ten years,
within stones throw iv Connaught an often
threw it an I niver heerd tell iv him. But Jock
he is whether Connaught knows iv it or not. Ye
see Hnnissy, 'tis this way: I understand be
tn pa-apers that he's brother v tn late king
iv England. SO whin he come to be baptized
twas up TO him to pick ont some part iv tn
kings realms to rule over | don't know why
this is So but It's so Well, not ben' very ma
chure at TIL time he thought Connaught was
part iv tn kings realms tn poor, misguided in
FAINT an he picked it out FIR hinslf, Whin he
grew up he larned diff rent, but thin it was too
late to correct tn mistake, But he don't live in
Counaught, Life names too much to him: He
amt a member iv TIL Connaught mans assocya
ton. II we're thinkln' lv writin him askin per-
mission to go back twill do We no good. A
letther addressed to him in his riIe dukcdom
wud be returned be tn postmasther marked ::
No such party known here
"Well, tn poor man found tn time hangin'
heavy on his hands, so his nephew that's king
" England now sint him out to govern Canada.
Whin tn jock got there he found Canada was so
thurly governed already be tn Canajien Passyfic
railroad that there was hardly amy governin'
left FIR him to do. All tn govcrnin tn gov nor
gin'ral iv Canada does is 1arnin' to skate an
goin' to his wife's parties. Th' jock is smart
man an active an whin he crd stand it no long
er he up an wrote to his nephew an says Inc
Ye must find me job | have large family
an | need wurruk. | can't stay around tn house
all day.
Th king was in lndya at TIL time ettn his
lille subJicks see him. Tis All idee iv kings that
they have to be seen be their subcks to keep
thin lie. ! think rs mistake If | was a
king tn ony way iv me subjcks cud sec
me wud be TO peek through tn blinds an thin
d have him kilt to keep him firm telin' tn
others what he saw But. annyhow, tn king
was enthusiastically rayoeved. Wan pa-aper
says III silence his majesty proceeded
through tn gr-reat tllrongs iv dark-hued natives
was far, far more impressive thin mere cheerin'
Ony wan thing marred III visit This was whir
TN Gookwar " Baroonla. fellow with no more
manners thin throlley car conductor, was in
throooced. Instead iy don tn c,stomar,
Whitelaw Reid in tn re prisince this here steve
dore was heerd to say, What name an afthe
sthrikin a match on tn sole iv his shoe wake,
off sruokin a cigarcct. There was IN divvlc I,
pay over this break. TIL Indyan govcrnmint sin
etther to III Gookwar denandn an apology
don't know what they were goin' to do to hin
IL he didn't crawl-maybe they cud put him il
Jail or praps rayjooce him to tn ranks an sim
him out to pound III pavernint. Annyhow n
took no chances. He wrote a letter sayin' h
meant no disreSpic, but he thinkin " some
thing else.
Where was ] Q, yes Well. whin tn kin
got tn jocks demand f'r wurruk he says to hin,
silf: must do something fr Uncle Arthur
f'r he was good to me whin was boy an h