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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

When a small boy can go around all
day attired in nothing but cotton
bathing suit the amenities Of civiliZa-
ton do not greatly bother him.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Is the large increase in business
shown by the indianapolis postoff1ce
for the fiscal year evidence of the in
dustry of Indiana's authors?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

A London suffragette who donned
male attire had her shins kicked by
a mob. Even the hobble skirt has its
advantages
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Why bother to water the plants
while wife Is away? It's much easier
to buy her a new set just before she Is
expected home.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

A historian claims that the liberty
bell Is myth, but our English breth-
rem have reason to suspect otherwise.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

We are becoming spry and spright-
ly people, science finds. A reflex, no
doubt. of the agility acquired in dodg-
ing automobiles.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

A suit brought in 1926 has just been
settled. There must have been some
of the laws delays in the good old
times. too.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Air pockets continue to cause trou-
BILE, but nobody ever tries to pick
them
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Conflicting emotions sway the girl
who is delight to the eye In a bath
ing suit but who freckles in the sun:
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

IN Germany, too, the birth rate is
declining. Is the whole human race
going TO commit suicide?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Another way to avoid sunstroke is
to let somebody else do the political
wranglipg
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Airship or aeroplane. They can
both become engines of death when
the unforeseen happens.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Not until his wife goes away on
vacation does a man fully realize the
joys of poker as a summer sport.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

The tides ebb and flow In political
battles, but the fly gets swatted all
the time.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

New York has again given evidence
OF its dislike of dead ones by avert
ing the hearse drivers strike.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Some people go on picnics and 9TH
ers get their shower baths at home.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Bathing suits are made to ft the
occasion.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Old General Humidity is once more
In supreme command of all the forces.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

submitted from the floor be sent to
the resolutions committee without
debate. Permanent organization was
postponed until Wednesday when the
platform also was to be adopted, and
Col. Roosevelt and running mate
nominated for president and vice
president on the new third party
ticket.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-08-09

Mark the returned vacationer. BY
his tan We shall know him
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
SHOREHAM.

The regular meeting of Alma Hendee
chapter will be February 81.
The winter term of public schools
closes this week Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Benson are the
parents of a son, born last Friday.
A sociable will be held in the town
hall Thursday evening, the 22nd. with
appropriate exercises. Supper will be
served.
Sixty-five couples attended the leap
year dance at Academy hall last Fri
day night. The party was a success
and greatly enjoyed.
Friday evening, the esd, Neighbors'
Night will be observed by P. of H., No.
302 The literary program will be given
by Orwell Grange after which social
and banquet will complete the enter
tainment.
Mrs. Mary Wolcott, a resident OF
Cream Hill. passed away recently at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. Edward
Goodspeed, of Ticonderoga, where the
funeral services were held. Rev. Samuel
Miller otficiated, and the burial was in
Lake View cemetery, Shoreham. Mrs
Wolcott was sixty-six years of age.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
POINTERS FROM THE TURKEY
DOCTOR

Large gobblers do not insure large
stock, for size comes from big hens.
but mating very heavy males often
results in injured hens. When hens are
ripped down the side pluck feathers
around wound, battle with hydrogen
peroxide, sew up with white silk, ty-
ing each stitch separately, and pen pa
tent alone.
Such injury nearly always results in
soft shelled eggs, and the victim is on
the shelf for the season.
When turkeys get that sleepy dis
ease that is attended with great thirst,
fever and yellow diarrhea and often
with distended, sour crop it Is nearly
always a case of overlooking or feed
ing indigestibles. Feeding on filthy
ground, green corn, excess cabbage,
frozen vegetables or frozen or sour
mash frequently thus results.
Ten drops of turpentine in two
ounces of milk three nights in success
sion is a good remedy for adult tur-
keys.
When turkeys refuse to eat 1t is not
always case of indigestion. The
birds mouth and throat may be COW
cred with canker patches, the yellow
topped sores causing pain and inter-
fering with feeding and even with
breathing. Place the patient in COM
Portable quarters, gently remove can
ker, apply hydrogen peroxide to raw
surfaces and serve a moist milk mash.
When lousy, turkeys often exhibit
symptoms of various diseases at the
same time, and wrong diagnosis may
be made. 1t is wise, therefore, to look
! for lice when turkeys appear sick.
Turkey lice especially infest the head,
neck, throat, wing quilts. thighs and
fluff, and pure Persian insect powder
busted into feathers to skin is their
finish
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
DEED, NOT WORDS
NIiddlebury People Have ABB
sOIute Proof of Deeds
at Home.

It's not words but deeds that prove
true merit.
The deeds of Doan's Kidney Pills,
For Middlebury kidney sufferers,
Have made their local reputation.
Proof lies in the testimony of Middle
bury people who have been cured to stay
cured.
Mrs. o. A. Comstock, 6 College Street,
Middlebury. Vt, says: believing that
Doans Kidney Pills have no equal, do
not hesitate to recommend them and
confirm all that said in their praise in
'l00S. There was considerable pain in
the small of my back and 1 had other
symptoms of kidney complaint. Know.
ing of people who had been cured of
kidney complaint by Doan's Kidney
Pills, l obtained a supply and began their
use. The contents of three boxes brought
so great an improvement did not con-
slider it necessary to continue their use
l think that this is an excellent remedy
For sale by all dealers. Price 80. cents
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name - Doan's - AND
take no other.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
ASK Mr.. BROWN
Here's Some important News for
Men Who are Growing Bald.

People who have taken our word for
it that PARTISAN SAGE is the real hair
grower, beautifier and dandruff cure
have never been disappointed. Here's
the word of person who took our word
II have been using PARTISAN SAGE
about year. When l began to use it
had only light ''fuzz" on my head.
Now have a good thick growth, and it
is growing thicker and longer right along.
Many people don't believe it can be done,
but | know from my own experience
with PARTISAN SAGE that 1t can; l
recommend it in the fullest confidence.
-Gainse Brown, 70S North Fillmore st. a..
Maryville, Mo.
The above statement was made to DIR.
G. d. Koch of the Koch Pharmacy.
Maryville, Mo-, April %, 1911. Large
bottle so cents at w. H. Sheldon and
druggists everywhere. 1t is guaranteed.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
DON'TS.

Don't preach free salvation and be
btingy The most of religious living
Is giving,
Don't despise the little things. Lit
tie details Of II biz make the wheels
of progress whiz
Don't chew the rag, Leave that to
the goat. Don't he squealer. Leave
that to the shoat.
Don't knock. knock knock at your
home town, II such fossil, go away
back and sit down.
Don't apologize for that rough hand.
A calloused spot on n mans hand be-
tokens an employment grand.
Don't look on the farmer as a know
not. The man who tolls to raise your
bread Is not afflicted with big head
but If he told what he doth know
some town smart alexis wouldn't
crow.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
Photo by c. NJ. Barnitz.
EGG oARToN-PAPER WRAPPING.


sible on mild days to escape freezing
and the buyer should be notified of date
Of shipment in advance.
There are several good style cartons
on the market, but many use boxes or
chip baskets when more than setting
are ordered.
Some use egg filters in these, but the
majority pack in the simple manner
we here describe, soft paper or excel
sior being used. Cover bottom of box
with good springy layer of packing.
wrap eggs we'll and stand them on end
in rows and leave room around sides
FOR a cushion.
Place plenty of packing between eggs
md egg layers and on the top 50 that
contents of package cannot move.
1t is wise to remember that egg buy
.rs get their breeders or incubators
'eady to receive the eggs and are in
eonvenienced if they do not arrive at
time set
1t is wise for the shipper to remem-
Der that not only is the eggshell fra
gile, but the germ also and may easily
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
ESSENTIALS TO SUCCESS.
Co operation to Be Successful Demands
at Least Five Requirements.


State Master Greasy of Pennsylvania
has some good ideas ON what Is re-
quired to make cooperation successful.
He suggests the following:
First, thorough organizations; second,
the proper appreciation of community
needs: third, the abandonment of self
ishness to the general good fourth, re-
liable information on crops, to be Sc
cured through crop reports; fifth, the
development of communities as pro-
ducing centers for those things TO
which the community IS especially
adapted; sixth, conservative business
Judgment. This idea of cooperation
was given definite shape in the reso-
lutions to establish central state CO.
operative organization by the Penn
sylvania state grange, with subsidiary
county and subordinate societies.
Its working out will be watched
with great interest in other grange
states. All recognize its Importance
but to cooperate really and success
fully is a problem not easily solved
The committee on cooperation be-
lieved that "the state grange Is strong
enough to develop such a cooperative
enterprise as will be source of profit
to the members of the order, while al
the same time affording the genera
public relief from the burdensome ex
actions of our present method Of receiv
ing and marketing farm crops and the
grossly unfair business methods used
in selling to the farmer those things
which he must have In his business"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
EGGS PACKED IN EXCELSIOR.

be destroyed in transit. He should,
therefore, do his best to protect them
so that they reach the customer in the
best possible condition.
If eggs are fresh and fertile and do
not hatch well before he starts rough
house by mail let the buyer put this in
MS pipe and smoke it;
A canvass of the most prominent egg
sellers in this country and Canada OH
the question, "What do you consider Il
reasonable hatch from fifteen eggs
shipped by express?" received the ma
jority response, Seven" We have
never had so low an average on eggs
$hipped as here described.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
COUNTY NEWS
RRIDPoRT.

Mrs. G. L. Payne was the recent guest
of her sister, Mrs. V. NJ. Benz dict of
New Haven.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Nichols have re-
turned to their farm here. Mrs. Nichols
is not in the best of health.
r. L. Hemenway made flying trip to
New York this week.
Mrs. George Shea, who has been visit
ing her parents, MIR. and Mrs. Charles
Riley, has gone to her home.
Mrs. James Swinton is spending some
time in Vergennes, owing to the illness
of her son with typhoid fever.
Mrs. J. G.. S. Hamilton and Wade
Walker were recent victims of grip,
Mr.. and Mrs. Nichols wish to express
their sincere appreciation of the cards
sent to welcome them home. Sixty six
were received.
The postponed sociable will be held
Friday evening, March LIST.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. F. Wolcott are the
happy parents of boy, born Feb
ruary 10Th.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
PACKING EGGS FOR MATCHING.

Baggage smashers just love to make
egg omelet, 50 pack eggs for Matching
In a style to balk the bulldoZers.
That eggman becomes yeggman
who pockets the advance price then
ships the eggs in any old way.
Egg receptacles should be strong but
light to avoid excessive express and
should have handles.
Packing should be light and so plac-
ed around eggs as to save them from
breakage and shock. the latter being
responsible for many poor matches, the
embryos being destroyed in transit.
Egg shipments should be distinctly
tagged EGGS" be sent direct as pos
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
WHITING.

Miss Ella Ketcham, who has been
with friends in Rutland this winter, is
visiting in town.
Some of our townsmen attended the
meeting in Middlebury February 16, in
the interests of the corn growing con-
test,
Mrs. David Brown was in Brandon
Tuesday and Wednesday,
Miss Flora Pierce of Middlebury is
with her sister, Mrs. Arthur Freegard.
Ernest Webster ana family left Tues
day morning for Guide Rock. Nebraska,
where they are to make their home.
They will spend two or three weeks
with relatives in Wisconsin. They have
the best wishes of many friends in their
new enterprise.
Bessie Goodrich, wife of Carroll w.
Cook, died at their home in Mill Village
February 9, at the age of 80 years.
Funeral services were held Monday. Rev.
W. II. Spence of Rutland officiating
The burial was in Pittsford. Best hel
husband she leaves one daughter, Vera
her other daughter, Mrs. Shirley Nourse
died January ,, leaving two small chill
dren. Both Mr. and Mrs. Cook were
former residents of this town and wei
known here. Her aunt, Miss Eva Walker
and cousin, George Walker, of this place
were called to her home at the time OF
her sickness and death.
A large crowd attended the entertain
ment and dance given by the young
people February 16, and nice sun
realized for the Athletic club.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
o YOU ALFALFAI

What makes the farmers team so slick
And helps them pillow ground double quick
And gives the trotter such pace
That she quick wins in every racer
Alfalfa.
What makes the COW give double milk.
Sweet golden butter fine as silk,
And her twin calves grow double size
And at the fair win every prize?
Alfalfa.
What makes the ROSTERS crow so loud,
The gobblers strut around so proud?
What makes the hens lay twice a day
And all the poultry pay, pay, pay2
Alfalfa
What makes the hogs grow extra hams,
The fieecy ewes bear triplet lambs,
The steers quick put on double weight
And the big bull jump DER the gate?
Alfalfa.
What Is 1t grows SO many crops,
Just keeps on growing. never stops;
Makes a new soil of one that's dead
And beats the crimson clover head?
Alfalfa.
What makes the honest farmer smile
From ear to ear. about mile,
And makes his pocketbook so fat
And pays for wife's fine Easter hat?
Alfalfa.
c. A. BARNITZ.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
THE GRANGE DIGEST.
Changes In the Rules of the Order
Made by the National Grange.

Changes In the Rules of the Order
Made by the National Grange.
The question of amending the digest
Of the national grange was carefully
considered at the recent meeting Of
that body. Some of the most impor-
tant changes are First, that subordi-
nate oranges shall provide for at least
one meeting each month and may hold
intermediate meetings; second, a mem
Der of the Order having charges pre-
ferred against him In the national
grange may be tried in the national
grange and If found guilty may be
reprimanded or suspended by a ma
jority or may be expelled from the Or
der by a two-thirds' vote. and the de-
cision of the national grange shall be
final; third. to make this decision to
conform with the resolution adopted
at the 1910 session, the following
section takes the place of section {:
"No nominating speeches shall be al
lowed in any grange, but in the cleo
ton of officers it shall be permissible
for n member to present the name of
unOllleT ueUlDtI as IL Ndlilltetlc iol
any grange office. But this rule shall
not become operative in any state UNI
til adopted by such state" and. fourth,
members of the order holding DENTS
and failing to affiliate with some sub
ordinate grange previous to Jan. l fol
lowing the date of the demit shall be
considered as unafiiiated members
The bylaws were amended in the fol
lowing particular; Suspensions or eX-
pulsions by the national grange OF
from higher degree suspends or eX
pels member from all lower degrees
and from the Order, and suspension oil
expulsion from the fourth degree by @
subordinate grange expels a member
from all degrees of the Order. The
violation of the obligation of any de
gree which a patron has taken is ar
offense for which he may be expelled
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
A. c. FREEGARD
Whiting, Vermont.
UNIQUE NAM
Many People Cannot Pronounce
Name of Worlds Most Famous
Catarrh Remedy,

High-o-me-that's the proper way to
pronounce HYOMEI the old reliable
remedy, that has rid tens of thousands
of people of that vile and disgusting dis
ease.
HYOMEI of made of purest Australian
eucalyptus combined with thymOl and
other effective antseptics and is guaran-
teed to be free from cocaine or any
harmful drug.
HYOMEI is guaranteed to end the
misery of catarrh, asthma, Group, ca
tarrhal deafness, bronchitis, coughs or
colds, or money back.
Breathe it that's all, no dosing the
stomach. Complete outfit, including
indestructible inhaler, Sl.00. Extra bot
ties of HYOMEI, if needed, so cents at
W. H. Sheldon and druggists every
where
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
FEATHERS AND EeGsHELLs.

We notice the automobile manufac-
turers are using big space in certain
poultry journals. They think egg
farmers have money to burn because
eggs are high, but forget about the
middleman so slick and sly.
Three thousand eight hundred stu
dents studied poultry culture in the
colleges of the United States last year.
Yes. the rooster has evoluted over the
barnyard fence into college curricula,
ministerial excepted. The preachers
know all about poultry by intuition.
One frequent cause of infertile eggs
and chicks dead in the shell is the mat
ing of immature stock. Weakly chick
ems often also result The egg record
of adults is known, their eggs give
larger chicks; they have run the CANT
let of disease and their stamina is
known.
A good way to hang a fowl while
plucking Is to drive two nails a foot
apart and from these hang moose to
catch the feet. Then hook two pound
weight to the fowls lower bill to hold
the bird stiff and in position. The rest
is easy.
What a mess mice make in a wheat
bin! They soon chew out the heart
of the grain and leave pile of waste.
Our English cousins paint wooden YES
sells and bins with paraffin, and 1t Is
mice will not gnaw through the recep-
tacles.
Seventy-two miles from New York
in the Eastport district of Long Island.
between 100000 and 100000 young
ducks are marketed per year. One
specialist Matched $4,000 last year.
Petaluma. Cal, may have the White
Leghorns, but New York sure has the
quacks
One reason why many do not get
Dggs in paying quantities Is because
they have the idea that all hens lay
alike. They do not think of the fact
that certain breeds are especially for
eggs. others for a good quantity OF
eggs and meat and still third main
ly for meat Examples of these three
are Leghorns. White Wyandottes and
Cochlns.
One way housewives teach their hens
to pull each others feathers is to throw
scalded feathers where the flock car
get them. They eat them greedily, and
the next rain. when their plumage gets
wet. they proceed to gobble each 9th
er's garments Better save those feath
ers. They're worth money.
American Dominique breeders repor
splendid sales the past season. The
old Dominickers are a fine breed, and
to see them come back into their OWL
will tickle the veteran fanciers who
have been keeping up fight for thu
Brahmas. Cochins. Dominiques ant
other old and valuable breeds that hav'
been in danger of being crowded out b.
the craze for new breeds and varieties
-
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
AUCTION
Having sold my farm, | will sell at pub
lie auction on the premises 81 miles
east from Middlebury village
on Case Street
Wednesday, March 8

at 10 o'clock a IN. the following property:
Ten Dairy Cows, to freshen in March
and April u S. Cream Separator, No.
g.; Large Barrel Churn with pulleys and
cranks; Sheep or Dog Power; Set of
Large Milk Pans; ! 90 and 30 Gal. Milk
Can; Milburn Farm Wagon; Set of
Heavy Sleds; Hay Rack wood Racks,
/ keystone Hay Loader, l Keystone
Side Delivery Rake, 1 6 TT. Walter
A. Wood Mower, Wooster Horse Rake,
1 9-Seated Sleigh, Express Wagon. l
Wheebarrow, Cauldron Kettle, Wood
Shod Sled, Circular Saw Outfit, 16 in.
Ensilage Cutter (nearly new, l Hand
Sled, Spring Tooth Harrow, 1 Horse
Hoe, Set Hand Made Driving Harness,
Set Platform Scales, Large Scalding
Box, Cutter, or more Stoves, Numer-
GUS Small Tools, Eclipse Corn Planter.
A Quantity of Household Goods, (Also
90 or % tons of Hay if not previously Sold
Terms Made Know Day of Sale. Lunch
at Noon.
GEO. H. CHAFFEE,
M. K. MooEE, Auctioneer
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
Hans in Gold Weather

if they have the right food and are cared
for properly. There is nothing better to
feed at this season than Green Cut Bone
and Meat. If you send your check or
money order for 1878 to G. S. PAGE,
Hyde Park, Vt. he will ship you 200
pound barrel freight paid to your station.
Sta
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23

Never can tell when you'll mash fin
ger ar suffer a cut, bruise, burn or scald
Be prepared. DR.. Thomas Eclectic Oh
instantly relieves the pain-quickly cures
the wound.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-02-23
BARRIERS

Eye Examinations made by
modern methods without
drugs. Lenses rnathamat-
cal1y correct. off