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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
FROM THE EDITOR.
He Forgot That He Had a Stomach

Talking of food, there is probably
no professional man subjected to a
greater. more wearing mental strain
than the responsible editor Of g.
modern newspaper.
To keep his mental faculties con-
stantly in good working order. the
editor must keep his physical powers
up to the highest rate OF efficiency.
Nothing will SO quickly upset the
whole system as badly selected food
and q disordered stomach. 1t there
fore follows that he should have
right food. which can be readily as
simulated. and which furnishes true
brain nourishment.
my personal experience in the use
of Grape-Nuts and Postum" writes
a Philadelphia editor. $50 exactly
agrees with your advertised claim as
TO their merits that any further ex-
position in that direction would seem
to be superfiuous. They have bene-
fitted me SO much. however. during
the five years that have used them
that do not feel justified In with
holding my testimony.
General high living with all
that the expression implies Is to a
generous table. brought about indi-
gestion, in my case, with restless
ness at night and lassitude in the
morning. accompanied by various
pains and distressing sensations
during working hours.
THE doctor diagnosed the condi-
ton as .catarrh of the stomach and
prescribed various medicines, which
did me no good. / finally threw
physics to the dogs gave up tea
and coffee and heavy meat dishes,
and adopted Grape-Nuts and Postum
as the chief articles of my diet.
st can conscientiously say, and 1
wish to say 1t with all the emphasis
possible to the English language,
that they have benefited me as med
icines never did, and more than any
other food that ever came on my
table.
My experience is that the Grape
Nuts food has steadied and strength
ened both brain and nerves to a most
positive degree. How 1t does It I
cannot say. but 1 know that after
breakfasting on Grape-Nuts food one
actually forgets he has a stomach,
let alone stomach trouble 1t is, in
my opinion. the most beneficial as
well as the most economical food on
the market. and has absolutely no
rival" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
Competition.

Royalty has its difficulties" re-
marked the lord high keeper of the
buttonhook
YES" replied the uneasy monarch
st has gotten so that court function
finds 1t hard to compete with the.
scenery and costumes of big musical
show"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Russia is said to be planning for the
greatest navy Of dreadnoughts in the
world. And by the time 1t gets It built
dreadnoughts will be all out OF style.
Navies are largely built to be thrown
on the Junk pile.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Two Massachusetts, boys have In.
vented a contriyance which will shut
out rubbernecks on party telephone
lines. II that thing Is put into use /,
IL going to destroy the happiness Of
lot of people.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Going to make garden?"
Il dunno" replied the man who al
ways looks discouraged. I'm busy
now figuring up how many tons of let
tuce I'll have to raise to pay for the
spade and the rake and the rest OF
the OUTFIT
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A Boston reformer says each bride
groom should have a certificate of
financial competence to support a
wife, and each bride a certificate OF
culinary competence to feed a hus.
band. In the absence OF these there
should be no wedding ceremony.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
Not In Any Way Desirable,

DO those people who moved into
the fiat across the hall seem to be de-
sirable neighbors?" asked the man.
NO" replied the woman. 81 watch
ed everything that came out OF the
moving van. They haven't a thing
that we would care to borrow"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A military authority tells US that
Washington could be captured easily
by foreign foe. He does not realize
that myriads of office seekers would
arise to defend their chosen city.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
Man 5#
Needs z=
to Know
but Three
Tongues
by l. n. GEHRING

know but tee tOngueEngish, German and French The
matters little for all the cars domnon
Of the predominant languages
The English will keep the head of the procession many
millions employ than any other tongue While great language
it Is in respects very inferior Il the German.
One his thoughts clearly think convey
exact accurately in German By
literature preferable o English.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
His Opportunity.

Going to Wombat's wedding, over
on the north side?"
mot I. l was engaged to that girl
Wombat cut me out"
We'll. come to the wedding. You
may get chance to bin him in the
jaw with an old shoe"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Kidney Pills and when l had used
four boxes. felt like another woman"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remem
Der the Name-DOAN'S." soc all stores
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A woman in Philadelphia broke the
record by obtaining license to marry
three minutes after her divorce had
been granted. Compared to this, Phil.
adeiphia Is even swifter than Reno.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A Cleveland lawmaker insists that
male bathers on the beaches be forced
to wear skirts. The shameless hus-
siesi
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
If You Like
a Little Quiet Fun
Ask some pompou. person if Grape-Nut. Food help.

Ask some pompous person if Grape-Nuts Food helps
build the brain
Chances you get whitening and hiss
Of denmcahon.
Then sweety play with the learned toad
Ask him tell you the analysis Of brain material and
the analysis Of GrapeNuts.
Don't know9 Why supposed you based your opinions
exact knowledge instead Of pushing conclusion like
would sneeze
well, your tire is pmcuned let's sit down
like good friends and repair it.
The bulky materials Of brain water and albumin,
but these things blend without little worker known
Phosphate Of Potash. defined mineral salt"
One authority Geohegan. shows his analysis of brain.
533 per total Of mineral Salts oneha being Phosphonc
Acid and Potash combined phosphate Of Potash 2o per
Beaunis another authority shows Phosphonc Acid and
Potash phosphate Of Poash) than one half the total
mineral salts being 1874 per cent in total of l0l07.
Analysis of GrapeNuts shows Potassium and Phos-
phorus (which join and make Phosphate of Potash) 10
considerable more than one-half of all the mineral
salts in the food.
DR. GeoW Carey authority the constituent elements
Of the body says: The gray matter Of the brain controlled
entirely BY hemorganic cea Potassium Phosphate phosphate
of Potash This salt une with albumin and by the addition of
oxygen fluid the gray matter of the BRAIN Of
course there of other salts and other organic matter
fluid but Potassium the chief factor and has
the power within itself attract by its law Of affinity.
all things needed to manufacture the elixir of life
Further on he says: "The beginning and end of the
supply the lacking principle. and in molecular
exactly furnishes IL IN vegetables ana
grain. To supply de6ciencieshs the only law Of cure
Brain is made of Phosphate of Potash the
principal Mineral Salt added to albumin and water.
Grape-Nuts contains that element as more than
one-half of all its mineral salts.
Every days Of brain away little.
Suppose your kind Of food does contain Phosphate
How are you going rebuild today the om-out
And if you don't why shouldn't prosuaton
Remember. Mind does not work well brain
from lack Of nourshmenL
1t is that other food besides GrapeNuts contain.
Plain wheat and barley do. But in Grape-Nuts ther
And If the elements demanded by Nature, ar
the needed material to build from.
A healthy brain is important would do thing
A man who sneers at "Nind" sneers at the best ans
That part which folks believe links the Infinite
Mind asks for healthy brain upon which to act and
q healthy brain and it day by day it is used
Natures way rebuild is by the Of food which sur
"7here's a Reason" for
Grape-N'
POSTUM CEREAL COMPANY. LIMITED. BATTLE
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

| possess the same fuency and COM
mand of German and English, but possibly
| can use the English just a trife more
readily as converse in it oftener than the
other, which is my native tongue When
speaking with my father and mother I in
variably speak German.
A good many years ago had very
fair mastery of italian and Spanish, but
through disuse l have utterly lost the abil-
ity to converse in either. French / read
with ease, but seldom essay to talk it be-
cause Of bad pronunciation.
After all, a man nowadays needs to
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A statistician tells US that only
sne song out of ninety-fve becomes
popular Judging from the popular
songs we have heard. the worst song
Of the ninety-five Ia selected
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

People who insist on building near
the Ohio and Mississippi rivers should
get on the safe side by building sky
scrapers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

lmpollte.
why wouldn't you put out your
tongue for the doctor this morning,
Karl?"
"Oh, Emmy, l couldn't. | don't
know him we'll ugh."-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Just to prove that there 10 nothing
new under the sun Harvard profess
sor has discovered that women talk
too much.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

While those reformers are inyesti-
eating the baseball trust. we hope
they will establish an age limit for
peanuts.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A Harvard professor says Oklahoma
ia i've years ahead OF any other state.
It's long way from Harvard to Ok
lahoma. too.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

ed and stinened and
/ felt completely
worn out. Nervous
ness and headaches
kept me in an un.
strung condition and
frequent passages of
the kidney secretions
added to my discom.
fort. l was soon re.
lieved, however, after
| began taking Doan's
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Some alarmist now announces that
sauerkraut is a dangerous explosive.
but we'd rather risk 1t than boiled
cabbage
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A large spot has been discovered
on the sun. Draw your own political
deductions.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Our notion of an easy job is to
persuade a man to become a candi.
date for office.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

The Little theater in New York is
said to be for intelligent people. Now
We know why it 10 called the Little
theater.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Some people impress US as being
too polite to get all that's coming to-
them.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A New York woman wants d.
vorce because her husband has an
other wife. isn't she the finicky thing
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A European Judge has declared that
It is not lawful to cheat American
tourists. Nor especially easy. We may
add.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

That Missouri man who is Matching
grasshoppers to feed his chickens
should be careful that the supply does
not exceed the demand.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

The report that The Harvester was
sold for $4,000 is enough to make
an automobile salesman green with
envy.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Much more readily do some men
pay out hard cash to baseball Inn
presario than to a coal dealer.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Why does no one ever intone a
hymn to the vernal Troublesome OF
the chorus of the frogs? 1t is not 80
bad.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Even the absent-minded man may
have good presence.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A license Of 81 has been imposed
on cats in New Jersey. but a license
ON midnight concerts would be pref
cradle.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

The world certainly do move. 1t
has been 10! these many years since
we read folding bed joke.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

form that they expect Dame Fortune
to remember their at home" days.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

A calendar gives no Trustworthy
cue to weather
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

The incubator craze is leading to
numerous fires. This will not. how
ever. check the craze.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

You do not hear band musicians
Directing seriously to political cam
paigns.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Many a man loses time trying to
explain mistake that he might util
ize in making others.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

New York, the worst crowded me-
tropolis in the world. always has room
for easy mark visitors.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Many fellow who puts up good
front is talked about behind his back.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

When an editor becomes gloomy
he rises to predict the revival OF the
hoopskirt.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Now they are going to grow Turkish
tobacco in California Why not as
we'll as Havana or Connecticut
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Needed II.
The Star-I must have real food In
''the banquet scene" tonight.
Hard-Pressed Manager-Whyf
The Star-Because I'm hungry.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
rhe.one SURE Thlna.

I'VE can always be sure of one
thing" said the wise man.
What is that?" asked the foolish
one.
That we are never sure of any
thing"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Life is getting to be just one state
convention after another.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

No sunstrokes have thus far been
reported this spring.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
COULD HARDLY MOVE.

Kidney Trouble Caused Terrible
Misery.
Mrs. ]. S. Downs, 219 N. Sixth St,
Chickasha, Okla, says: MY back
across my kidneys became SO lame 1
could hardly move. My limbs cramp-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Garfield Tea is unequalled either as an
occasional or Q daily laxative.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Now the umpire in his turn becomes
the object OF oratorical attack
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
We can and Wa Do.

''It has been demonstrated that we
can have plays without words"
Yes. Also that we can have plays
without actors"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Distinctly. the opening Of the base
ball season was not frost
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

The man who steals our thunder Is
naturally under q cloud.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Nobody will care how much the ny
In kicked arounL this summer.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Unsightly eruptions disappear after course
Of Garfield Tea.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
A Candid M an

A Candid Man.
Are you looking for work."
mo, sir; I'm looking for money,
but I'm willing to work because that's
the only way can get it."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
,r,rortan. = Nao.ne,,

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that it
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Rather oislnterested.
Let me take your sister apart"
Don't She is all broken up, as 1t
Is"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Paxtine Antiseptic sprayed into the
nasal passages is a surprisingly sue
cessful remedy for catarrh At drug
gists, Csc box or sent postpaid on re-
ceipt of price by The Paxton Toilet
Co., Boston, Mass.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

Cure FOR Insomnia.
"Dibble says he can't sleep"
He ought to read the war news
from Mexico"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31
MRS. SELBY AND PRIZE BABY

Johnny-A minister.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-05-31

n.y. 's'' ''A1,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-06
"IT HITS THE SPOT'

Montgomery. September 5.-(Special) )- 'Cowboy Gin" is the latest brand of liquor whose sale has been prohibited in Ala bama, an order having been sent to the manufacturers of this particular brand on Thursday to the effect that the label, picture and motto were all objectionable. The order was issued by the state agri- cultural and industrial department.
 The department took cognizance of this partieualr brand of gin because of the fact that the picture on the label and the motto beneath the picture are both con sidered objectionable. The picture repre- sents a cowboy with a pistol aimed at an object. beneath which is the inscription. 'It Hits the Spot
 There is something about the picture and the inscription which the department regards as calculated to possibly arouse the fighting ire of someone who may be laboring under too heavy load of "Cowboy Gin and while the gin may be an excellent brand of liquor. the of ficials of the pure food bureau of the agricultural department are of the opin- ion that 1t would be better to prevent it's sale in the state until new label and inscripton have been designed.
 The gin is manufactured by Kentucky co ncern.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-06
POLITICAL PLANS HELD IN AbEYANCE Dr. AbercrOmbie Makes
 Statement
GOES TO TUSCALOOSA
Understood Should Legislature Re- district State Will Run for United States Senate, Otherwise Will
 Again Run for Congress

Montgomery, September 5.-tspeciaL)- pr. John W. Abercrombie, democratic nominee for congressman-at-large, VIII not make any active campaign for United States senator until it has been definitely determined whether the state will be redis- tricted Should the legislature not redis- trict the state it is hardly probable that Dr. Abercrombie will be a candidate for United States senator in 1915, as he will most likely offer again for the office or congressman -at-large.
 This was the statement of Dr. Aber- crombie in Montgomery today. The for mer president of the State university was on his way to his home in Tuscaloosa from Wetumpka where he has been in at tendance on the Elmore County Teachers' institute. pr. Abercrombie is still con- nected with the B. F. Johnson Publishing company of Richmond, Va, and he has been visiting numerous institutes in the state during the past few weeks as the representative of that corporation. He will retain his connection with the pub fishing concern until he takes up his duties as ongressman-at-large next March.
 Regarding his candidacy for the United States Senate, Dr. Abercrombie was rather non-committal. declaring that any efforts on his part to secure that nomna- tion would be largely based upon the ac- ton of the state legislature relative to re- districting the state. Should the state lawmakers take such action, then pr. Abercrombie will most proba ply be can didate for the Senate If such action is not taken by the legislature, as many believe. Dr. Abercrombie will most likely again offer for congressman-at-larg in which office, it is believed, the former president of the State university will wish to serve another term before entering a larger political field
 But Dr. Abercrombie said he preferred not to discuss politics, declaring that his visit to Montgomery had no significance other tban a desire to see his friends at the capitol. He was returning to Tusca- loosa for few days rest after an ardu- ous visit of several weeks to numerous teachers institutes throughout the state in the interest of his publishing house.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-06
STATE AID HIGHWAY IN AUTAUGA COUNTY Will Mean Important Link in Selma-MOntgOmery
 Road

Montgomery, September 5.--(Spe- cial. An important link in the Selma to- Montgomery highway is likely to be realized within the near future by the construction of a state aid road from Prattville to the Elmore county line, and thence to the bridge connecting FL more county and Montgomery county according to the information of As sistant State Highway Engineer w, Platt Boyd, who has just returned from an inspection of the proposed road in Autauga county
 Should this road be built 1t will be necessary for Autauga county to apply for the state -ppropriation for the years 1911 and 1912, which will be ample together with the money to be raised by the county, for the compile tion of the three miles of road between PrattvilIe and the Elmore county line
 This road will give automobile owners a nice highway between Prattville and Montgomery without the necessity Of crossing the Washington ferry, about nine miles from this city.
 According to MT. Boyd. citizens of Au- tanga county are very anxious to see this road built some of the more wealthy and influential having offered to donate one-half of the money to be raised by the county.
 With this road built, it will be possible to go in a machine from Prattville to Selma by way of Montgomery without crossing a ferry This road will then con- meet at Selma with the highway which is to be built from that city to Mobile.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-06
LIGHTNING STRIKES
 GAY-TEAGUE HOTEL
Montgomery Visited by One of Heaviest Storms of
 Season Yesterday

Montgomery, September 5.-tspeciaL)- Montgomery was visited this afternoon py one of the heaviest storms of the seasoil' For an hour or more the rain poured in torrents and traffic was practlcany brought to standstill by the deluge'
 The Gay-Teague hotel, the newest ana handsomest of Montgomery's hoteirles' was struck by lightning and large quan- tity of bricks was torn from the side or the building, though no one was injured. Other places in the city were struck by lightning, while wires were blown down
 in all parts of Montgomery, There were no injuries
 Preceding the storm section of the street at Dexter avenue and Perry street about 15 feet in diameter and about 12 feet deep caved in, taking into the erevice ton or more of bricks and dirt. The absence of traffic from that sec ton of the street at the time Of the cave in probably prevented what might have been a serious accident. The break ing of an immense sewer Is assigned as the cause of the falling in of the street.