Charlevoix county herald., 1912-08-03

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ally than when she wants to cry.
A man never complains Of his
wlfe's RELATIONSHIP she hasn't any.
DRY CROOKS or CIRCLINGs is the
best kind of cook stove wood for sale;
25 cents per lOad.-EAsT JORDAN
CooPERAGE Co.
The mayor Of Boston saws that wo-
men know less about fving than men.
They know more, because fewer OF
them are doing it.
There Is said to be a woman in Ohio
who can actually sharpen lead pen
Gil so well that it doesn't look AZ II
she had done IL with her teeth.
Dr. Wiley announces that he will
no longer affiliate with the Republic
an party. Evidently he is going to
paste his pure food label on the Bull
Mouse.
Services will be held 10 the Chris.
tian Science Rooms over Post Office
Sunday at 1890 a. m. Subject OF the
ermon-"Love, Sunday school Is
held Immediately after service. All
are cordially invited to attend.
Rev. A. d. Grigsby returned from
Cheboygan where he officiated at the
funeral OF Mr.. Post, an old friend
and parishioner, on Monday after
noon. Mr.. Post was President of the
First National Bank and Director Of
the big Paper Mill.
Eating watermelon is an art to be
learned by experience. AS desert IL
is not success. 1t falls too heavily
on dinner. Like pretty girl, IL is
best by itself The melon should be
cold. 1t should be ripe. It's flesh
should blush like graduate. Its
heart should glow like sun.kissed
cloud at the close of day, and its tenn
perature should be as chilly as the
smile OF a Boston belle. When YOU
get such a treasure do not both er
with other food. Open il, gaze upon
it, bury your face in its sweetness
and let your appreciation rup riot.
The personal liberty" which the
saloon provides is very well illustrated
in the case of Hugh Corners of Port
Huron who few days ago pleaded
with the chief of police of that city
to lock him In the city prison IN order
that he might be safe for little
while from saloon attraction and sa-
loon solicitation. Corners explained
TO the Port Huron chief of police that
he had been engaged 10 an extreme
saloon spree and that he feared he
might do himself harm unless he was
locked up. 1t will be noted that the
chief Of police did not assure Hugh
Conuers that he was safe In that city
because of the fact that the state law
forbids saloOnkeepers to sell liquor TO
persons In the habit of getting drums
or to persons already in an intoxicat-
ed condition. Chief Marx knew
that the saloons would sell to the
man so long as he could reach their
places OF business and pay FOR his
drinks. And personal liberty" Is
the plea made by the saloon league of
Michigan in its defense of all that is
known to be true of its law violating
members.
Deputy sheriffs were guarding the
saloon of Frank Lapp 10 Ecorse,
Wayne county, last Sunday and the
sheriff says the same guard will be on
duty next Sunday and $50 long as
Lapp conducts tough place" This
Is the sort Of place Lapp is uow con-
Quoting according to Sheriff CASTOR,
"People living near there say 1t is
customary for men and women to 40
TO the place after midnight and that
the noise OF their drunken carousals
can be heard all night long" This
Frank Lapp was arrested recently for
receiving property. He was put out
of business ia Detroit, but promptly
moved TO another part az Wayne
county and opened up tough place.
In any event it is being provided
with beer to sell bv the Michigan
Brewers association and Ia vouched
for to the state and its people, by the
Saloon Bonding company. And 1t is
necessary for all the tax payers uf
Wayne county TO participate 10 the
experience Of guarding the front door
and back entrance of Frank Lapp's
though place" on Sundays in order
to prevent drunken carousals parti.
cipated 10 by men and women. "
And yet when the saloon question is
again oeing discussed In Michigan
the Brewery League and the Saloon
Bonding company will urge continued
regulation" as panacea for saloon
reSimes and saloon Affections.
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