davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02
@ObItatisfeitsOer madtuiRe

Ole in Ser borigen @ode oeritor-
6ene 5rou Sbereiio Augultein bot
in ibrem bonn %. Auguit 1911 oa-
tiertem Geltament, Del6es am
Montag er0ffnet murOe, einen Sell
i6rer auf mebr als $4,000 beperte-
ten Sinterlafienidaft fir tpobltdtige
3nede beitimmt. 9ie Seitaments-
noaitrefer Samltel @. A~ugenitein,
Motbiloe @ottlieb uno Soa 8uder
iino a~ngepieien an Die @aibtngton
5ebrep Congregation $500, an oas
0euti6e @aiienbaus 500, an oas
iiiOti9e @aiienbaus in Baltimore
300, an oas iiioii6e @aiienbaus in
atlanta, So, $500 uno an oas Erp-
pert @reiienbeim 500 uus5ube8ab-
len.
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02
@treifOe6atte i'm aOmsref.

Sn beioen SGuiern oes &on-
grelies tpuroen am Wontag 1darfe
&eoen gebalten iiber oie 3u1tGnoe in
2atprence, Wfali., mo felt lieben $50
den Die i6mdbli6 bebanoelten Ser
tilarbeiter am Streif lino. SIN Sc
nat brafte Senator &~oinoerter bon
@aibington, Der ioeben BON einem
8efu6 in 2atDrence 5uriidgefebrt
NOR, cine &eiolution elm, pel9e ber=
langt, oaB Der MrbeitsfommiiiGr Der
8ereinigten Staaten iofort bic Dor
tige Sa6lage unteriu1e. 2aprence,
lagte Der Senator, befinoe ii9 3ur
3eit in ben Sdnoen militGri11er Mll-
tofraten. Sn Dem g(bgeoronetenbait-
lie %beontragte Der @~bgeor0nete @iI-
Jon BON YennlplDanten, oaB Dem
MusibuB fir Mrbeit, oellen @or1iser
er lit, cine 8etpiatgung BON $1O,-
900 gum 3ned elmer griinoli6en lin
teriu6ung Der in 2atprence berr-
I6enoen 3uitdnoe gemaht mer0e.
gn oemielben Gage mics BrGiioent
Gait al1f @riuden oes Mbgeoroneten
Berger ben observation-disclosures
@ideribam an, @rfltnoigitngen oor-
iiber ein5u5iebenL Oh Die Ortsbeb0r-
De bon 2atDrence, inoem tie cine pei-
tere MISUNDERSTANDING BON Mrbeiter-
finoern aus 2aprence oerbinoerte,
irgeno elm 8unoeseeieb iibertreten
babe, u1o 0as @enerolitoatsomt be-
ouftragte Ben Ser. Staten Mnipalt
6ren1 in Bolton, cine oiesbe5iigli1e
ltnterpihung an5uiteaen. Den Orei
&erren, Senator Hoinoerter ltno ben
@bgeoroneten @ilion uno Berger,
ipuroe in @%eriammlung Der Central
2obor Union am Wontag fir ibre
@~emiibungen 81 gunIten ser Streit-
er in 2atprence Der 9anf Ser bieligen
Nrbeiteri9nft ausgeiproden.
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02

Qie oberIte @ilitdrbebOrOe Pc
Tterreids beabiihtigt, i'm Soute Die
les Sommers cine groBe an5abl BON
30alingen Der ariegsitule nit I6-
rem 2ebrern mad ben S9lohttelOerrl
in Der umgebung bon DteB 81 lell-
Oen, mo am H., Is. unO Is. Augult
oeg Sobres 1870 oas geWaltige &in-
qen itattfano, tpel1es iiber oasS1if-
ial ser fran3oiiiden &beinarmee ull-
ter Naari6aa 8a8aine unO iiber oas
Der 6eitung Wies entidieO. Die
4rieqi6iler iolen Die gelAidtlt9en
@ablItatten beii9ttgen uno BON ib-
rem Siibrern eingebenoe 8elebruil9
iiber oie blutigen Sample iener 3ett
erbdlten.
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02
yiir cine itarfe 5IOtts.

NAA NtAtN ~
@pr Ser ,g2epal 2eogue Of tbe Il.
81, Die bier ibre iiebente Sobres-
periommlung abbielt unO iih oorin
3tolruIten elmer 3oabegiinittaung,
ipcnn uiht 3onfreibeit fir amerifa-
niIhe Shiffe, Die our6 ben Yanama-
4anol fabren Deroen, ausiproh,
bielt am porigen 6reitng geo6mittag
8r6iioent Gait cine ReOe, in Delher
er Iaqte: SD bin fir cine quite,
Itorfe SIotte, melhe Die gtation IN
Ben Stano iebt, hire Stenung 8u be-
bolibten uno ben oe%rniinfttgen 5or-
6%er1tnoen, tpeI6e mir an anoere Sea
tionen Itelen, Geipeft 3u Deribuffen"
Ioote IrGft0ent Gait in ieiner &eoe.
Sd bin nift Der W1etnung, oaB Der
9eitpunft, binIi9tlih Der 6lotte al
iparen, Ihon gefomnen tit. Dte
W3orine lit foitipieIig; aber oos gilt
olh BON Der Mrmee un0 bonn &riege
lno sic Soften, peIde Oieie bret per-
1riohen, biloen fir iih fhon etnen
o1lten @rltno fir Die Abi6offung
6es arieges, penn es feline anoeren
oGbe. 4ber bis Ser 4rteg abgei6afft
lit, ionten MIR uns nod ben nmlton-
Sen riften, uno piiroen es on Bor-
iidt rno geiunOem Neni6enperltanO
feblen laIieit menn mir es ntdt to-
ten.
SD gebe mid oufri6tig Der
Soffnuug bin, oaB oieier RongreB
ms 8tpei S6Ia6tihiffe betDiaigen
miro. Mnoere Sobr8euge m0gen aud
notmenOig iein, aber S6la9H9iffe
bil0en sic @runolage elmer 5lotte.
Ser 8anano &anaI miro aus
apei @riinoen gebaut. @inmal, I'M
Dem @eltbanoeI eine 8erfebrsltraBe
All berf6affen, auf Der anoeren Seite
ober audi aus Dem @run0e, INN un-
iere Dit uno @eitfiiite einanoer nd
her su bringen. 2ogiiAer 8eile ie-
ben mir uns gegenpdrtig Our6 Die
Sa6loge genotigt, 5Dei 6lotten 81
balten. Ser Banamafanal miro Die
5dlaafertigfeit Ser 5lotte Deroop-
pelr, uno penn oas gei6e6en tit,
baum miro es an Der 3eit ietn, an
SparIamfeit gu Oenfen."
am Montog OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Meper Dor Dem Saiisausi6uB fir
neutrality-suspicious. fir Oas Bro-
oramm Der &egierung idbrlih 3wei
Sdladti6iffe 3u bal1en nno fir Die
8emiaiqunq BON elmer Milion Dol
lars 3ur S9offung zines ii6 nm Die
qanse @eIt eritredenoen orabtloiell
Observation-Disclosures, poolr1 dnlert-
funil9e S9la9ti6iffe in ben Stono
oelebt miiroen, iibernn in beltGnoige
@erbin0ung miteinanOer 8u treten.
Ser SefretGr mn6te gelten0, lelblt
menn Der &ongreB ben 8au BON 5tpet
5hlahtl6iffen per Sabr genebmlge,
piirOen Die @ereinigten Staaten I'M
Sabre 1916 nlr nls Dierte Seemo1t
ranaieren uuo tpenn MIR | S6la1t-
idiff per Sabr gebnut Deroe, piiroe11
oie @ereinigten Staaten in ienem
Sabre CUR f%iinften berunteriinfeny
nit Sapan nls oritter.
SEER MeDer erfl6rte au6 Dor Dem
aomite, er iei gemint, Die Napp
yaroS in Bolton, Seem gorf uno
@ortsmoutb fir cine @~eiommtfum-
me BON $24, 100000 gu %perauBern,
our6 mel1e 5umme Oas MarineOe-
partement in ben Stano geieBt Mir
be, cine groBe Marinebaits bel Star
raganiett 8ier, &booe Sslano, gu
erri6ten.
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02
Gmpfabl geridiebnHs Oes OemOfrati-
iden acknowledgements.

Senator Bacon GuBerte am 0iens-
tag ole Aniidt, OoB Die Oemotratii6e
IationalfoHoention, neil tie am 10.
SUM 81 nabe alf Die republifanii6e
3otionalfonpention folgen Diiroe,
ailf einen ip1teren Sermin Deri6O-
ben Deroen ioQte. nDas @intreten
Oes Serrn &ooieDelt in ben Rampf
um oie Domination. lagte ser Se-
nator Don Georgia, bat Die 9inge 10
geItaltet, 0aB meiner Aniiht nod Oas
oemofratii1e gfattonalfomite S6rit-
tie tin ioate, Die 3ett fir 0as 9l6bal.
ten Der oeinofratii9en 0ationalfon-
pention 81 oeribieben.
Die republifaniI1e &onOention lit
fir 0en 1S. SSuni in @6icago ein6e-
rufeu uno oie Oemofratii9e geroOe
cine ISOLDE lpGter in Baltimore. @s
fam 0aber nur elm 3eitpunft BON
b06ftens orei Sagen 3Dii6en Dem
8ertagen Der einen uao Dem @tnbe-
rufen Der an0eren &onpention liegen.
l1n0 ner peiB, oh Oa ni6t cine iol-
DIE &erihieoenbeit Der NnIi9ten iiber
8latform utto Expiration bon &an-
oi0aten Iib bemerfbar ma6t, Dab Die
repu6lifaniide &onnention nod in
|Sibung 1T, tperm Die oemofratii6e
5ulammentritt? Sn einem iol6en
Sal miiroen Die 0emofraten ni9t IN
ser Gage iein, ser Situation Die ge-
eignete grtpGgung 5u geben uno oes-
pegen bin i6 %5uguniten Der 8eridie-
bltng unierer &onbention auf mini
oeItens elm o0er 5pei 8o6en, UNI
ser Sitlotion getpa6ien 81 lem.
Serr Bacon fan0 ie0o9 nit otelem
8ori6lag BEL ieinen oemofratii9en
Sreunoen 10 tpenig Anflang, OaB er
Sen Antrag alsbalo ieIbit Dieoer fall
len lieB. D@enn &ooiebelt nominiert
mir0", iagte Senator Martin BON
8irginien, nun, Inn 10 better. Wit
Dem meroen mir ebenio gut fertig,
mie nit ienem anoeren repltblifani=
Ifen &onoioaten. Den &onDent 81
p~erlegen, lit nidt mogli6 un0 lit UNI
n0tig. @ir piien, mas mir DoHen~.
SSn oemofratii1en &reilen befeItigt
ii6 iibrigens INNER mebr uno mebr
Die Mnii6t, oaB Der &onnent tpobl 0a=
ran tim neroe, urlter alien umlt6n-
ben bel ser guspabl 0es &anOioaten
nit groBter umii9t gu 8erfe 81 ge-
ben, uno Die glftien oes @ouOerneurs
Sarmon i1einen I'M Steigen be-
griffen 81 fem. Simmer mebr Demo
fraten fomnlen 8u Der ueber5eugung,
ooB @err @armon Der bette &anoioat
fem miirDe, Der Dem nmiloen Manne
BON Sagamore Sia" entgegengeltelt
neroen fonnte. SIN Saltptquartier
oes Spre6ers @larf bolt man natiir=
li9 an Ser 4nii1t felt, oaB Glarf ben
8or31lg Dor Sarrnon beroiene unO
man lit BORT ieBr erfreut iiber cine
MeuBerung oes Mbgeoroneten Bart
bol0t, Ser auf Der republifaniIAen
Settle 8aft uno al1f Der oemofrati-
l6en 9eite Glarf unteritiiBt. nSoft
uno glarf4, iagte SEER 8artboIOt,
nperoen Die &anoiOaten iein, mel6e
lit in ser &agne gegeniiber lte-
ben per0en. ltno meln oas 10
fommt, miro es cine 9ampagne 3pi-
l9en Gentlemen Iein5 elm &f nm
@rin5ipien. geioe Iino meme mar
men 5reunoe, ur0 i9 tpiiroe auf Dem
Stump bon Miliouri ODER anoersmo
erfldren, OaB es feinen reineren
fledenloieren Mann I'M beutigen Of
fentli9en 2eben gibt, ols Spre1er
Champ Glarf. @r iei 10 uni6uloig
tpie elm &ino un0 10 rein tpie elm 9i-
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02
GoOes . an3eiee.
lran u. %. 6elbia.W eilanO.

Nm @Onntds. benz Is. Gebruar, farb Grau
gnnie M. Wetlanb. SO Sabre oft in yyn&burs,
Ia. @ie mar cine 9&mefsr unltreS langid6
rieen MittGresrs s. u. 9elbis. mar felt 1865
cine GinwObnerin 4ynGburss, unb itonO in al
IerbT@fsm Mnleben. Sie mar lftts cine CUTE
CUTE bsutl&s 8rau unb elm @Iitb Der 6Oiy
Itinitp 3utberilhen 8irGt. @te btnterIdBt au-
eer Obiesm perm 9eIbta nod einen 8rlbsr,
0errn V6illip 0sIbta in Baltimore, lOmtt fol-
aenbe @Sbne unb GE&tsr ; 8rau &barles 5ans,
WaltinetDn. 2. g.; Grau Sm. MttimlOn. NiH-
mCnb. 3d.; Tr0u ). Tanner, Grabom. Ua.;
0err Denrv 5. Meilnnb NrrfOIf 8a. unb Grant,
Wbnlip s. unb Gre6. @dlanb in 0yn@bure.
va. nub nod IL @rCbtinbrr.
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02

3. NtGr5. Sonntae. Surnbale,
SumoriItii1er AbenO.
4. M6r3. Montag. @roBer @as-
fenbon oes o4rion~ IN Der Ndti-
onal Nifles Irmorp.
10. Mfdr3. Sonntag. SIuitr. 8ortrae
i'm S6ngerbuno.
4. M6r8. Montag. EurnbaGe. Stif,
tungsfeIt oes 9dmenbereins.
10. Mar3. Miittpo6. StiftungsfeIt
oes Mrion I'M &lubbats.
@er getrdmfe besiebt BON nfauSer
e @Iugse",
ST ein flnger Mann mnO nidt me.
i&Agge.
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02

Sn Dem reifen Eager Der Spiri-
tmuien : 0rOfbamOlnns BON N.Mibl-
ciien GOmpanB erfremt f6 0Daf-
mont" san3 beiOnberer SeIiebtbeit.
Washington Journal., 1912-03-02

@enn Sbr @runreissntbum taufen Dbsr
~perlaufen wclt, Dber renn Sbr @slb Ieiben
Ober nusIeiben wDlt, Ober Guer 0nus Dermie-
then rult, fCmmt 3u mir, Id fam Gn& @sIt
Iparen.
WntCn 9ettmueIIer,
@runbsieenibumsadent,
Sept. 30, 8 mo. 1907 IA. Ctr, q. D.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
THE NEW BOOKS
- -
The PEOPLES Books.

Woman suffrage and; .heredity are
subjects discussed in two books re-
Gently published in the British series
known as "The Peoples Books" They
belong to a series-thus far fifty
seven in number-that deal with the
results of modern knowledge. The
series is written by authors who have
made special studies of the subjects,
| and best of all is written in a clear
attractive style. 1t contains lists of
books enabling the reader to go fur
ther into the subjects.
The author of "Heredity" is ]. A. S.
Watson, B. &c., lecturer in agricul-
ture at the University of Edinburgh.
1t is an attractive account of the ex-
perimental method of studying inheri-
tance, the statistical study of hered-
ity. the practical side for animal
breeders and the Importance of engen-
les. The book is illustrated by dia-
grams.
The president of the National Union
of WOmen's Suffrage Societies, Milli-
cent Garrett Fawcett, LII. D., who has
been suffrage worker forty years,
wrote the book, "Women's Suffrage"
a short history of the movement. 1t
is forceful statement of the question
and its history from 1882.
Perhaps the mild degree of vio-
lence perpetrated by the suffragettes
was intended to lower our sex PRIDE"
says Mrs. Fawcett in her chapter on
the militant societies. I'VE were 60
ing to show the world how to gain
reform without violence, without kill
ing people and blowing up buildings
and doing the other silly things that
men have done when they wanted laws
altered" Whether or not you agree
with the suffragettes you will find this
book of interest. dodge Publishing
Co., New York; SO pages; green board
binding; 20 cents net.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
NEW CHINESE ALPHABET

Progress is rapid in China these
days. Not long ago, off went the
queues. Now steps are being taken
to abolish the old system of writing.
Under the old way. a Chinese student
had to master about 5000 characters
in order to read and write. The signs
did not represent sounds as in other
languages, but they stood for ideas.
The work of making a new alpha
bet has been given tosa committee
of four learned men. They have al.
ready made study of all the alpha
bets of the world From these they
have made up an alphabet Of forty
two letters which represent all the
sounds of the Chinese language
There are twenty-three vowels and
nineteen consonants.
This work of abolishing the ancient
and cumbersome method of writing
has been received with enthusiasm in
the country. 1t is thought that the
new alphabet will be in use in many
places by the last of the year.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

frame up a yell" which must be used
by all loyal citizens to arouse patriot
ism. 1t is not recorded in history
where Washington ever complained
ofsa lack Of fighting spirit or fighting
ability in his army due to the fact
that the; people did not gather before
the battle and give nine "rahs" for
the soldiers.
Victory is a good thing in every
sport or worthy enterprise. But the
game is yet to be invented which can
be won by the rooters.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
CITIZEN SHERMAN Is DEAD.

For a second time the national cam
paign has been halted, this time by
the death of Vice-President James
Schoolcraft Sherman, candidate fol
reelection. The nation pauses to
pay tribute to the man it has hon
ored.
Politically there are many who Dis
agree with the views held by MI,
Sherman Many, only a few days ago
were denouncing him as the repre-
sentative of those policies. But at a
time like the present. James S. Sher-
man, Republican Vice President, is
lost sight of, and men of all ;poiiticaa
creeds join in mourning the loss of
James S. Sherman, honored citizen of
the United States. . :
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
CAN ROOFING WIN?

In a recent speech President Taft
referred to school yells as one of the
absurdities of colleges today. Many
persons have made similar comments
before and since then. 1t is a gro
tesque sight to watch a crowd of
college men at a football game shout
meaningless jargon until they lose
their voices = "a: rtc
If college yells are effective in ac-
complishing a worthy purpose by all
means they should be retained.
Those who yell most Justify say the
purpose of it all is to arouse college
spirit. They claim that this intangi-
BILE something called college spirit
can by some process be instilled into
the team in such an amount that the
team will fight and win.
Neither the Ames nor the Nebraska
team heard their college yells on,
Rollins Field. No one can say there
was an iota Of fighting spirit trans
mitted by megaphones to the visitors.
All that was needed for the contests
was in the team and along with it
was whatever. was needed to arouse
the skill to action.
That has been the case in every
game that has ever been played. The
best team always wins, barring acci-
dents. There could not be enough
rooters assembled on an athletic
field to make team win if it did not
have greater skill and physical equip
ment to outclass the opposing team.
As has been stated. accidents decide
games occasionally. but the rooters
surely have nothing to do with them.
A good play should be applauded.
That is natural and right. But it
seems a bit ridiculous that college
men, who are supposed to be above
the average in intelligence, should
think that they are disioyal if they
do not sit in the bleachers and exer-
else their lungs violently regardless
of whether their team plays we'll or
badly.
University men will understand
better some day what college spiri,
really is. They will see then that il
is very much like patriotism. Con-
gress has not yet and never will
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
Echoes Of Yesterday.
Five Years Ago.

The Western Union Telegraph Com
pany announced that its Columbia Of
fee would remain open every night
until 10 o'clock except Sundays.
The Art overs Guild installed an
exhibition bf nearly $50 water colors
by American artists.
III seems definitely settled that this
years. Tiger-Jayhawk game will be
played in 81 Joseph. No." stated one
paper.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
Twenty Years Ago.

by thu blowing Of horns, firing of
pistols and the widest extravagances
of lung-power the NJ. s. U. boys cele-
brated the eve of All Hallows. Ex-
cepting that large number of gates
were lifted off their hinges and strewn
profusely about the city no serious
damage was done," reported a local
paper.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

A student in Hitchcock Hall at the
University of Chicago complained
publicly the other day that the blank
cts were too brief. He appealed that
he and his fellow students be given
sufficient coverings to make possible
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

Wilson leads in a straw vote of the
University of Michigan. The aca-
dems. law students and dental STU
dents are strong for Wilson, while
the engineer. the medics and the fac
ulty support Roosevelt.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
"Campus Queens, at Minnesota.

Co-eds are not co-eds at the Uni
versity of Minnesota. The name has
been placed under a ban as undigni-
fed. They are now campus queens,
a name which was invented by the
men students.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

Eight sophomores tried out at the
Purdue-Chicago game Saturday for
the position of assistant yell-leader.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

At the University of Iowa it ha!
been found that only one out of every
eleven engagements result in mar
riage.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

TO RENT-Two rooms for young
ladies. 7O1 Hit St. Phone s16 Black.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
FOrty Years Ago.

The Statesman printed news from
Chicago and New York dated October
IA.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

Soccer. football has been intro.
duced at the University of Michigan
and is meeting with FAVOR.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

Harvard and Cornell are to meet on
the track hereafter for a number of
years If the present plans of the ad-
visory track committee Of Harvard 60
through. The two universities will
have their first meet at Cambridge
early next May, while Ithaca will
stage the games in 1914.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

Chicago University fraternity fresh
inenl are expected to observe the fol-
lowing rules. Say "sir" to sopho-
mores; trot on the campus; press the
button when asked; not smoke on the
campus.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

From Other Colleges

The freshmen extremes at the Uni
yersity of Texas weigh 253 and 81
pounds respectively.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
Ten Years Ago.

Neither the Jefferson Club nor the
Roosevelt Club had yet received any
promise qfr transportation home to
vote.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

Student marshals will guard til
football field at the University of Ir
diana during signal practice and wi
keep order at the games. They ais
have authority on other parts of tn
campus to enforce student disciplin,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

FOR RENT-Furnished room. SO7
Rollins, Phone 525 black. (tf)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
MISSOURI NOTES

Goodman, Mo-, has proof to offer at
the next taking of the census that
it is not stuffing ist population in
crease. According /. to the sPineville
Democrat, an excursion from Kansas
City brought about twenty-five peo-
pie. Several bought tracts of land
and will move there in the near fu-
tire.
"Now will you be fgoodT' inquiries
the Bloomfield yindicator in, its head
line over this one reprinted from the
Ava Enterprise: You may hive the
stars in nail keg; hang the ocean
on a railfence; put the sky to soak
in a gourd, and unbuckle the belly
band of eternity to let the sun and
moon out, but don't think you can
escape the place that lies on the
other side of purgatory if you do not
pay the editor for your paper"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04
MISCELLANEOUS.

MRS. BELLE GOODRICH, sugges-
tive therapeutic healer Consultation
and examination free. II Price Ave.
(d30)
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The Daily Palo Alto, published a
Stanford University, Calf, claim
forty thousand readers ats daily is
sue is .1.100 papers. The daily is sen
to IA high schools, 12 colleges. an
reaches 18 states.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

The Pan-Hellenic Council at the
University of Illinois has recently
passedig resolutions discountenancing
being. I
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

The University of Iowa is asking
the State Board of Education for $40.
900 for a pipe organ for the audi
torium.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

FOR RENT-One very desirable
first floor room. 909 Lowry. Mrs. G
w. Horn. (d6t)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

life, liberty and the pursuit Of happi-
ness.
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COOP
The store is in Academic Hall.
Main building of the University
ADS
Only half cent word E0FdONBr
a day-minimum IS cents 55 -.

FOR RENT-Two good rooms on
account Of boys going to fraternity.
Also few more for neal. 1915. I'LL
Missouri Avenue. (d5D
Furnished room, extra large; well
lighted, IL South 9Th. Mrs. Whitaker.
Elegant room, block from univer-
sity; everything modern. 317 South
5th. ..;i': '... -
Furnished rooms, two windows IN
each room; modern. 3O7 South 5th.
;-,ffi r..r
FOR RENT-N Nine-room - modern
house. corner Of Stewart Road and
Westwood avenue, for $50. per month.
Inquire at no N. Sth St.. or phone
sse Green. or 1894 Red! WE. Farley.
*.- .s g. (tfsrG
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

DANCING Lessons given privately.
sos COnley. 448 White. d24
The Home Economies Club will rent
out its Electric Vacuum Cleaner for
30 cents a day. Eats up the dirt!r.
Call 231 Black. eod12
..-.
SUITS, Cleaned and pressed for 75e
for either men or women; other work !
in, proportion. 91S Walnut, cor. 10th
$50
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

A pet bear at the University OF
Texas got loose and chased two CO.
eds. lTheir, escort, a football man,
tackled the bear low, but was downed.
He is now locking for the bear with
a gun.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

TU RENT-Nice, comfortable room
at Mrs. Patton's Home for boys. 2O5
College avenue. Phone 818 Red. diff
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

q, '"The' Mississippian is glad to note
that the illness of Miss Louise Mar
able was not as serious as feared, and
that she is again spreading sunshine
on the campus" That's nice.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1912-11-04

"GoId Discovered at the University
is the way The Mississippian. pub
lished by the University of Missis-
sippi, heads startling story. But il
was only a gold tooth.