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Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
FALLS OVER cLiFFr
AND rs KILLED

Cumberland, Aug. "a Harry Bell
aged IS. Of Ashfield street Piedmont.
w. va, was instantly Killed last nigh,
by falling oye~ The Lin at Red Rock
within the town limits. MS neck was
broken.
Il Is stated that he was With party
Of young men who had been on frol-
ie. Bells little pet dog was with the
body when found. He is survived by
his wife. who is critically IN with tu-
berculosis- his mother. and one broth
er. lie was one of the best known
Young men of Piedmont
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

The consistory of Christ Reformed
church has nominated the Rev, A. NJ
Gluck, of Emmitsburg, Md, for pastor
and the congregation will vote on him
Sunday morning, September s. The in
dications are that he will be the sue
cessor of Rev. DIR. j A. Hoffheins, de
ceased for SO years pastor of the
church.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Thornton, w. Va, Aug. 27-The new
Methodist Episcopal church here was
dedicated Sunday by the Rev. George
Dollver Smith. of Fairmont. The Ar
mold Band gave three concerts. Super
intendent 7. H. Hare, of the West Vir-
ginia Anti-Saloon League, spoke in
the church for the Statewide prohi-
bition amendment ON Saturday night
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Hagerstown, Aug. 27.--The Rev. j,
Hoyntz Tyler, rector OF St, Johns
Episcopal Church. has declined the
cali, through Bishop Randolph, TO be
come areh-deacon of the Episcopal do
cese of southern Virginia.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
For DRINKING Fountain.

For the baby saving show In Way
nesboro, Pa, there was raised $3.50.
Only 1898 was spent and the remaining
SCI viii form nucleus for a fund to
purchase a public drinking fountain
for man and beast. II will be II san
itary one.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

FAot FiN4
/ Miss Emily Miller. West Marin
street, is back from weeks visit 70
Lancaster, Pa.
Miss Eliza McQuilkin. West Burke
street. is spending several daye IN
Harrisburg. Pa.
Mrs. G. A. Rorsh. OF Baltimore. Is
visiting her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. J.
w Zepp, Second street.
Mrs. J. e. Zimmerman, Of Cumber-
land. returned home last evening after
visiting friends and relatives here.
Mrs. T. L. sencindiver. West King
street, returned home today from a
visit OF two weeks at Front Royal, Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. James clendenin, OF
Philadelphia. are the guests for few
days OF Or. and Mrs. @. }. r. sponsel-
Ter. East Burke street.
Miss Margaret Engel Is back at the
Racket store after vacation OF two
weeks spent In Cumberland and near
Winchester.
Messrs. ]. A. Caskey, NJ. II. Peery
and II. II. Refill LEFT this morning to
take in the Changers Picnic and Har-
risburg this week.
Mrs. w. H. Feaster. of Baltimore,
left yesterday evening after visit 10
Mr.. and Mrs c. c. Cutler, South Water
street.
Miss Edith Williams. South Maple
avenue, returned home last night from
an extended visit 10 relatives In Clar-
india, Iowa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph McGee and
two children, of Spartansburg, ). q,
are visiting Mrs. Mary c. Shriver.
West Race street.
Miss Edna Engie. of Keller, Jeffer-
son county, returned home last even
ing after a visit 10 Miss Elya Leach.
South High street.
Mrs. John Strasser and daughters
Beatrice and Rhoda. OF Garrett, Ind,
after visiting friends and relatives
here, left yesterday evening.
Mr., and Mrs Clarence Pitzer, OF
Haddonheld. N. r., who have been Wis
iting relatives here are spending u
couple days at vanclevesville.
Mrs, Maggie Engebright and Mrs.
Amanda Hoover, Of Hagerstown, who
have been Visiting Miss Kate Eversole.
north of town. have returned home.
Miss Gertrude Fiery, West Sing
street, returned home las aing
from a visit of three weeba Now
York, Philadelphia and Attain i5g,
Mr. c. II. Warner, OF Bridge w,
va, manager OF the Yves Virginia
Pottery Is spending q few Oass ii. the
city looking after business fa' his com
pay.
Miss Virginia Price. of the Kings
daughters Hospital has returned from
/ Charles Town. where she nursed Mrs.
Harrison. mother OF Mayor Harrison.
who was recently injured In fall.
Rev Webster Strayer Of Rochester,
N. ", a former resident OF this county,
spent yesterday here with the family
OF Mr. A. II. Gardner, r. King street,
and this morning he went to Hedges
vile.
Miss Ruth Hickman. OF st. Louis, is
visiting Mrs. Edward Rutledge. Win
chester avenue on her way back from
Columbia University. New York,
where she took the summer course in
domestic science.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
Rantlst Conference.

Among those who left here this morn
ing for Berryville, Va, to attend the
convention of the Shenandoah Baptist
Association were Rev W. ID, McCurdy
and Messrs. l.. II. Thompson and John
f. Seibert OF the First Baptist church.
and Rev. W. p. BrooH and Messrs.
Thomas and John Kearns, of the Sec.
Baptist church
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Rev. w. A. Roush, pastor of the Win
chester Avenue Christian church.
spoke this afternoon at Stater's school
house, Morgan county, in favor of the
Prohibition Amendment, and will
speak this evening at Tomahawk on
the same subject
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
Are Eusr la War.

There are two things everlastingly
at war, Joy and piles. But Brcklin's
Arnica salye viii Danish piles IN any
form. II soon subdues the Itching, IT.
rltation. inflammation or swelling. II
gives comfort. invites JOY. Greatest
healer of burns. boils, ulcers, cuts,
bruises. eczema, scalds. pimpies, skin
eruptions o nIy25 cents at all drug
gists.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Piedmont w. Va, Aug. 26.-Miss
Bessie Ross, of this PLACE, and Wood
Hollen. of Keyser, were married in
Cumberland. Md, Tuesday. They left
for wedding trip to Pittsburg and
other cities.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
Pythlan Siaters Leave.

The following ladies left on No. l
Monday evening to attend the grand
lodge of Pythian Sisters. the female
branch of the Knights of Pythias, at
Charleston this week Mrs. Nellie
McBee, representative from Columbia
Temple, No 10; Mrs. Sallie Lowery,
past grand chief and Mrs. Anna Burk-
hart, visitor.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
Killed Bull

B. G. o. train 80 struck and killed a
bull east of the Bulleye bridge yester-
day evning The name of the owner
Of the bovine was not learned, bet any
way said bull was trespasser on the
railroad
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
BuiIdinu Note.

The excavating is finished for the
handsome residence Mr.. II. G, Brooks
has planned TO erect ON Rosemont, the
site being an eminenee overlooking
the surrounding country. Mr.. Brooks,
who is an extensive contractor, re-
Gently moved here from Clarksburg
and he and family are temporarily
residing on East John street.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
New Church Bell.

The new bell hung in the belfry of
the Christian church on Winchester
avenue Saturday afternoon, was first
rung Sunday morning, calling the Sun
day school together and exciting IA
vorable comment in the neighborhood.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
New Elevator.

Work has begun on the shaft fof the
new elevator that Mr. George Katz
will install in his business block, cor
ner of Queen and Martin streets. 1t
viii run from the basement TO the
third floor and be great convenience.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
Last Week of Vacation.

This is the last week of the summer
vacation for the public school pupils
as the city schools will reopen Tues
day. September 3. Monday Sept. ? be-
ing Labor Day and legal holiday
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
Dead at Aae Of Ninety

Charles Town, Aug 27.--Miss Har-
riet Rocker, one OF the best known
residents of Charles Town, died yes
terday in her goth years. She is sur
vived By a niece, Mrs A. G. Wynkoop-
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Senator Gray Silver left Sunday
evening on No / on his annual bust
ness trip TO Arkansas and other points
in the southwest He will be gone
about ten days.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
His New Auto,

Mr.. John J. Ilet2el. Jr., went to Bal
timore this afternoon to purchase
Hup-mobile. He will drive the ma
chine back. He was accompanied by
Mr. A. f. Funderburk, Jr.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
New Hotel MANAGER

Charles w Boyer, manager of the
Academy Of Music, Hagers.own, has
leased Hotel Baldwin. that place for a
peariod of So years, beginning Sept.
l, succeeding the late VIM. II. Riden-
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Il suffered habitiially xs ,nsti-
patton. Deans Regulets IA aud
strengthened the bowels 80 It they
have been regular ever since Der
Wis, Grocer, Sulphur Springs. Texas.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
Card Party.

DR. and Mrs. G. J. Il. Sponseller,
East Burke street. entertained a few
friends at cards last night compliment
tary to their house guests, Mr.. and
Mrs. James Clendenin. of Philadelphia.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Mrs. Sallie Creque. South Church
street. has been very i'll for the last
two weeks and her condition shows no
signs of lmprov cement.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Thirty.two persons left here this
morning over the Cumberland Valley
Railroad for the Changers picnic at
Williams Grove, and sixty.six up the
line.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
cbambersburo win celebrate.

The Chambersburg newspapers are
already agitating the question Of eele-
brating the 150th anniversary OF the
town in 1914.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30
rhe siek.

Miss Laura Shepherd, West King
street, who has been i'll for a month
from malarial fever, is up and about
the house again.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Monroe Christian and Miss Clara
Gordon, a young colored couple OF
Bunker Hill. were married here Thurs
day evening.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

The Board of Education and the
City Council viii both meet this eve
ming and fix the annual tax levy fer
the current year.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Miss Nellie McQuade left this morn
ing for Washington and Norfolk Il
Wait friends and relatives
Miss Ada Harrington. North High
street, went to Harrisburg, Pa, this
morning to spend n couple weeks.
Mr.. Charles Horner. OF Norfolk, Va
is visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs
Edward Horner, West John street.
Miss Mildred Eutxy. North Queer
street, left for Charlotte, n G., on an
extended visit.
Miss Irma Rolphlne Of Baltimore il
the guest for week Of Miss MARY
Trump at the Lutheran parsonage
Miss Helen Smith. Winchester ave
nue.. is hack from a visit OF two weeks
at Newport News, Va
Miss Esther West Of near Char
les Town, il visiting Miss Clara Fore
man, winchester avenue.
Miss Minnie Jenkins and her mother
West Burke street, returned home last
evening from visit 60 Winchester.
MIR. and Mrs r. w. Letter, South Ra
leigh street, are back from trip "a
Atlantic City.
Mrs, ]. Fine. North Queen street
is visiting in Berkeley Springs for a
few days.
Miss Edna Bathgate. OF Baltimore,
is visiting Miss Stella Roach, North
Queen street.
MIR. Leslie Hollis, OF Davis, q former
popular barber of this city, ia here for
few days on business.
Bill Harper. Fred Trees and Rich
ard Murphy are spending a couple
days fishing at the mouth Of the
opequon,
Mrs. Harry Horner. near town, and
Miss Mamie Harrison, of Arden, went
to Harrisburg. Pa, this morning for
weeks visit.
Mr.. Jack Wolf. OF Charles Town. af-
ter spending few days here with
friends. returned home yesterday even.
ing.
Miss Allye Michael, West Martin
street. and Miss Fila Martin, West
King street, arc spending some time
In baltimore.
Mr.. Charlton Fox Smith, Of I.eban.
on, Pa, who spent several weeks here
as the guest Of Mr., l.. Dew. Gerhardt
left for home this morning.
MIR. and Mrs l., g. Albright, of Pied
mont, left here this morning after a
visit TO her parents. Mr.. and Mrs
d. n. KEGS, at Jones Spring.
Mrs. r.. M. Hefner. North Queer
street, returned home last evening
from visit OF six weeks at Nortl
Mountain.
49, 80, ,,onth here with The f.m
~, a. p,na Nar,s Queen atroat
e,,,a,a haua ,ast oyantng
- -
Mrs. ]. NJ. porterheld. of Honey
brook, Texas, Is visiting her sisters
tho Misses Alburtus. corner of Water
and East John street,
/ Mr.. A. ". Burgess, OF the y n p
engineering corps al Cufnbo, leit her'
c,,ion AZ his home in Elizabeth City
N q
I Mr.. w H. Jenkins, OF Baltimore, who
spent the past two months here VIII
mart,, straat returned nome This inf
,oynoo,
| L. A. Troupe of the Troupe Piano
company, returned 70 his home a
several aava IN the CITY attending /,
{
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Mrs. Smoke. wife Of DR. f. B. Smoke
of White Hall. Va. is very i'll at the
home of her daughter Mrs. A, A. West
rater, where she has been visiting.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Saturday night the police locked up
five plain drmks. After paying the
usual fines they were released.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1912-08-30

Miss Lucy Linneberg and Mr.. James
c. Myers, this city, were married in
Hagerstown Tuesday.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
Separatists, or New Lights.
A curious phase in the history of

A curious phase ill the history of the church life was mentioned by Miss s. W. Adam, at the Pilgrim church anniversary. It is given i'll a pamph- let entitled: Historical Reminiscent ces of the Congregational church in Saltwater, N. Y, from it's organization in Canaan, Conn, in 1752." According to record, on the 18th of June, a number of saints met in Canaan to prepare for the sacrament. At that meeting John Palmer, who had been pastor of a church in Scotland, and Abram Payne, pastor of a church in Nine Partners, N. Y, were present. The said Palmer agreed to administer the sacrament next Lords day to other persons who were connected with the church. This was followed by several meetings in the town, and at last articles of faith, a form of church government, and a cove nant was agreed upon and signed by 8L persons. This numbsr was increased to 10l, and Robert Campbell was ordained and installed as pastor-hence the name Campbellites, by which they were some times called.
 Some of these persons had listened to the preaching of Jonathan Edwards and others during the socalled great awak' ening." They rushed to the other ex- treme from dead formality that had prevailed in the churches, and their ser vices were distinguished by most extrav. agant language, boisterous gestures, fastings of great length, and the destruc- tion of what they called their idols even to burying in the streets any orna- ments they possessed-and denunciatlon of all church members and clergy who stood aloof from the new movement; all of which sounds like wild fanatlcism.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
VETERAN CONDUCTOR
(Continued from First Page.)

find their way through the aisle, It was entirely out of the question for anybody to attempt to read on the cars at night, and the conductor always carried a lighted lantern in collecting tickets and fares, for without it he could not see to make change.
 From conditions such as these, which made travelling an ordeal to be dreaded, MT. Tanner has not only seen, but taken 8 part in and been a part of, the evo- lution of railroading to its present status of luxurious equipment with every known device for the convenience, com fort and pleasure of the traveller,
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
A HOT CONVENTION
Continued from First Page.l )

iepithets were used that only prompt in tervention by the cooler heads averted fist fights, and on one occasion the blatant Heney, of California, barely saved his bacon by quick and precipi' tate exit after hissing "thief" and ''liar'' in the wrong mans face. In many of the contests the Roosevelt delegates pre- sented such slim cases that even the Roosevelt members of the credentials committee were constrained to vote against them.
 To the insinuating inquiry as to whether, as matter of fact, the "steam roller" didn't move forward with con- sistent and uniform smoothness, MT. Roraback replied with 8 smile: Well, it wasn't noticed to slip very many cogs."
 Chairman Root, in MT. Rorabaok's s estimation, made an ideal presiding officer, and by his complete mastery of the situation, ayerted many unfortunate climaxes. When matters reached a crisis Root was equal to the emergency in every instance. "He knew just what to do, just when to do it, and just how to do it.
 Of Roosevelt's course MT. Roraback said it was unprecedented and inoom- prehensible, and presented the spectacle of man villifying ana condemning the very men and the very organization he had hitherto lauded and made use of to elevate himself to the highest positions.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
Can't AppeaI License Transfer

The right of taxpayer to appeaffrom the decision of the county commissioners in granting transfer of a liquor licepse was again the subject of question Thurs day in the superior court in Bridgeport. The commissioners granted saloon keeper in South Norwalk transfer of the license from the place where it was then held to point some distance east, John L'Hommedieu appealed from this action. Judge Burpee finds in his de- cision that there is no appeal from the action of the commissioners in granting transfer. Appeal can be taken how ever. if the commissioners refuse to grant transfer.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
Air Pressure.

At the level of the sea the pressure of the atmosphere on the piston of an engine Is about fifteen pounds to the square inch, but decreases at higher attitudes. As this atmospheric pres sure must be overcome by the steam pressure before any work can be done. it is evident that at the diminished air pressure of high attitudes more work can be obtained from given pressure of steam than at the sea level, or, in other words, an equally effective pres sure of steam can be obtained with the expenditure of less fuel. The diff ference, however, is not great enough to be of any practical importance Exchange.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
Freedom After 52 Years

John Warren, the life prisoner at the state prison in Wethersfield, who was pardoned two weeks ago, after he had served fifty-two years and six months for the murder of his young wife, left the prison behind him at promptly 10 o'clock last Thursday forenoon.
 Wednesday night Warren, who had ceased to be prisoner that day, was the guest of Warden Ward A. Garner He sat up late that night talking with the warden and was late about getting up the next morning. He said he had had a refreshing sleep and partook of a hearty breakfast. ,~ f-
 At 10 o'clock relatives from Mansfield arrived for him and he was already waiting, losing no time in jumping into the automobile that was to carry him away, He was enthusiastic in his thanks to Warden Garner for his treat ment of him and as the auto started away he shouted back to the warden. "I'll be back in few weeks, warden, to see how things are getting along with you"
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
SHERMAN,

am pleased to'have been renom- mated. The honor Is the more deep ly appreciated because I did not seek it. think the level headed Republicans of the country will sup port the regular ticket.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
Automobile Register.

Secretary of State Rogers has just is- sued the 1919 edition of the Automobile register for Connecticut. giving a list of HATS private automobiles owned in
 the state, besides 420 owned by dealers, $50 by liverymen and 15 by manufac- turers.a total of 5,263 cars in the state.
 The book contains also a list of 176s owners of motor cycles. including 22 dealers. It gives the full text of the motor vehicle law, rules of the road and tables of fees, horse power ratings, etc.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27

Total .......6e1 10T n n 2 sn Absent, 6 Total number of delegates in convention. 1,07s; necessary to choice, so
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
ROOSEVELT.

The nominations were secured by theft There is no question about that The decisions in the contest ed cases were given by a packed jury. Neither the national commit tee nor the credentials committee was unbiased. How could 1t decide any other way than it did7 And it's decisions ruled the convention. The contested cases formed the balance of power.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
q understand your son is studying at

"I understand your son is studying at Yale," ".
 ''Ahem? My son is at Yale. ."-Birm- ingham Age-Herald.
 Cant you give me some credit for my good intentions?" - ..,
 "No; lost too much cash that way already. ."-Baitimore American.
 "He never discusses politics and never talks about baseball" ...a,.~..
 "How long has the poor fellow been paralyzed ?"-Birmingham Age. Herald.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
A Possible ExpIanation.

Junior Partner-Slowpay has made an assignment, but he says the cred itors won't lose anything. Senior Part ner-Perhaps he means that they wouldn't have got anything anyhow Exchange.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
Honor System Stops "cribbing"

The returns from the first trial of the honor system at examinations in the Yale Scientific School show 8 larger number of candidates in the three classes than usual. This is interpreted as a success of the honor system and indicat- ing the absence of "cribbing."
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27

"I can bring tears to the eyes of the audience" Theatrical manager-"Huh We want somebody who can bring the audience. ."-Huck.
Connecticut western news., 1912-06-27
LEADS THIRD
 NAMES TAFT
WHAT THEY SAY.
TAFT.

expect to be reelected. just as expected to be renominated. From the beginning believed I had law and order with me. I did not make a hysterical appeal to the people for support. I did not try to coerce my delegates. The victory came to me. believe, honestly.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-04-05
BeIated Information.

Albert Morris Baeby was being con-
graduated at tho Waldorf Astoria in
New York on the sucVess of his "mu-
steal mornings"
81 impute my success" ne said, ito
the fact that | engage no talent that !
don't know thoroughly In entertain
ment, as in matrimony, knowledge is
most important.
Then Mr. Bagby smiled and said:
Two ladies were talking the other
day about the Chinese revolution. The
younger lady said:
Isn't it dreadful in China? A wo-
man doesn't know her husband till she
marries him
'The other lady, a Divorce, answer
ed bitterly:
L didn't know my husband till
married him, either" - ST Louis
Globe Democrat.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-04-05
Fortissimo,

When certain Baltimore matron
returned home one afternoon not so
long ago the first sight her eyes be-
held was badly damaged youngster
of hers. Little Bobbys forehead bore
a bump almost the size of doorknob
Heavens" exclaimed the mother.
What has happened to Bobby?"
"Nuthin' much. num-" explained the
new nurse. you told me, mum, he
might play on the pianner if he wanted
to. Well. mum, wanst while he was slid
ing on the top, he slid a bit too far
mum; an that accounts for the bump
We see, mum"