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trate Appleton In Part H.. Harlem
Court, to-cny on the charge OF defraud-
Ing by short WEIGHTS In coal sales. His
arrest was the result Of n watch which
the inspectors OF the Bureau OF Weights
and Measures have been keeping on
the wagons delivering Ernst Brothers
con' TO customers In Harlem.
Inspector Carroll yesterday stopped
Tomaso solonina. one OF ErDsts' driv-
crs. after he had delivered a load Of
coal to Abraham Cohen at No. II East
One HUNDRED and Fifteenth street. and
asked to see the receipt he had brought
for Cohen to sign. Solonina produced
two receipt blanks. one for 1900 pounds
and one for 400. Richter. the book
keeper. had given both to him, he said,
with orders that the 400 receipt should
be presented to Cohen for signing II no
inspector appeared: otherwise tho re-
ceipt for the lesser weight should be
signed.
Before Richter was arraigned to-day
the coal that had been delivered 10
Cohen was weighed. II was 1910 pounds.
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DROPS HER BABY
THROUGH FLAMES
TO man IN Street
Mother and Child Are Both
Badly Burned at Blaze
in Bronx.

4 piece OF burning paper was blown
from . nearby bonnrs into q bensius
eaa In the doorway of Abraham Cor
1ea's paint shop At No. aois Webster
avenue. tho Bronx. last night The oil
exploded and instantly the store was
aAams.
Gordon, his wife. their sight-year-old
daughter. Bessie: Isidor. four. and
Yhlhp. three. were in the rear Of the
shop At dinner. Their living rooms
were on the floor above and the only exit
except by way Of the shop. was through
no. lo3 East One Hundred and Seventy
ninth street. Mrs. Gordon evidently for
rot this, for after she had picked up
littis Philip she ran UP stairs. went TO .
front window and began to scream.
Meantime. her husband had gathered
ur the other children and followed his
wife Not seeing her. he went through
che hallway TO the entrance on One
Hundred and Seventy-ninth street. be-
Iisving she had already gone TO tho
street. But the woman was then In .
peri,ous situation. In her terror she
had climbed out on Q wooden canopy
ever the shop. There she stood crying
Cor aid. In her arms was baby Philip.
The flames curled around tho woman.
who clasped the child in both arms TO
protect him. She was almost stined by
emoks and the heat from the nrs was
eoorching her skirt.
she could not have withstood the
slsso much longer. when John Eussaneo
OF No. 1855 Carter avenue appeared.
ne shouted to her TO drop the child Ia
MS arms. She hesitsted. Eustanos
told her the baby would be burned.
Then Mrs. Gordon. leaning far over the
eAse and almost into the blaze. dropped
the child TO the man. who caught II
crawling back through the window sho
went out by way of One Hundred and
0sventy-ninth street.
The are burned several hours and ala
o1o,ooo damage.
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MONEY THEY LEFT BEHIND.

Deputy state Comptroller Wallace q.
rraser transmitted the following ap.
ysaisais Of estates under the inner ancs
tax law to-day to the Transfer Tax OF.
ice OF the 6urrogstes' Courts.
Rachel Banta Of No. es4 West Fourth
street. who died November Q. 1911, left
IN estate. the value of which 10 $780,.
en.N The benenciarles are grand.
nsphews and grand-nieces II the dsce-
dent and the Thirteenth street Presby.
esriAn Church, which receives e5.0oo.
Nathan 9. Bronson of New Haven.
tate valued at u.7<6.097. Much Of this
property Il taxable in New York.
Jane A. CAssils Mcintyre Of Montreal.
Canada. who died April ~ 1911. owned
stocks and bonds TAXABLE in New York
STATE valued at si2s. ssSoi. The net value
Of her New York estate after deduc-
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lions for commissions Ia sisS. sss. n. The
total value OF, the decedents entire es-
tate IL not enumerated.
Cynthia e. York. who died March II,
1912. left an estate appraised at a total
valuation Of s5,0i5.63.
Joseph A. y. Demmer, who died March
q. 1912, left an estate appraised at no.
l21.ss
Stephens Moorchouse OF No sol Wsst
One Hundred and Forty seventh- street,
who died December IS 1911. left %.
Elijah NJ. ALLEN OF No 6oi West One
Hundred and Sevsnty-edghth street. who
died February ~. 1919. left f17.ssf@.
Amelia Scholermann. who died Oc-
tobsr Il. 1911, left eo33sH.
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Levy'c junk shop at No. ass Esat One
Hundred and Twenty-second street
Then he heard the DOUBLE doors crash
open and followed McCabs into the
cellar.
what ere you doing here7" de-
mandsd 0ahney.
There was bag lying out on the
sidewalk with some JUNK In II. and
was afraid some unprincipled person
might take It. Levy's . good fellow.
so ] thought I'd carry II made for
him.
As for the instnuatton that he had
broken into the place-McCabc said II
was ridiculous. He had simply leaned
against the door while waiting for Levy
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to answer HE knock. and II had
given, he said. He pointed to q bag on
the sidewalk TO prove his story. II can
talned quantity OF lead pipe and some
braAs fancets. The police say MoCabe
was arrested for burglary In 1907, spent
part OF 1905 In the House Of Refuge. and
was sentenced In 1909 to serve form one
TO three years In Sing Sing for burglary.
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Special

We will sell zen issEs. 49,: s@:sS 49,
Fee ss1 = YSS.' .sr2 ,ssUsss ss -
S Sil';a s 81: .. s,ss.:slss''
: ::i:I ,:7sss. Z: "a: r. e; !!.,2
Va ss e s, .ss =: :sh:s~@. &' sss NM
%onds. Vie Win ZEN re sii q. ~ &
9 Buy. Gss %. -. JsAenssek An ws
81 y:,. :yl: ..i.s :: 90 ' - :. 81
thisty.Sao yssrs - DsSsssslae 80 aySeID
ssssii..t MARI. ss.slsssss Wit 81 80
a., 80: !. &: e:;.!s !::; -
4 ~ eoasumes, saA ~ .DAO4oo ~
viii have to edmit u. D1onS0Se - -
ereasine In value every ycer - - 60
9d:.H seed az! :: se::s :s ss,i ~.
4. = ths s.hisss, jhsy .cs t.sss:s!sg z
,,::s ,ss: :s:s' y'i rs.ls ~ q w.: a.
SsusKt q - o few ysass Sc.
3iIa9s!SIss : s::a:sSS siS sss Z taSSssS. ~
CHARLES a. xEENJE
1oA importer - Dlsasa4A
lSO Broadway. New York
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The EHceptiOn.

tFron The Ksnssa City Jourpsi,)
"Rsmsmber you can't recall the spoken
wordr
cant your Why. consressmen every
day OF the session have remarks ex-
punRed from the record"
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An - - fS9nA ee1eese -.
V0Saoo6 b he Wssa1 Wua -
neHeA - The Wssaa's 1nfesvo.
~ Dsrsaa. rslitsss Dlo119
ArcoAe. YaSk 1Sws Wes14p
Vp4evn once. nssehweet esPA
~ 0Sth %. 81 0rsaavHgs
Wssil's Hasla0 once -
Wesa 11Ssh ~ - Wees9S
DsssAiyn Once 80 Waeone.
- O., Dessh1yA. - - ~
SeilsWeag The Vglne1ng - -
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THIS GOOD SAMARITAN"
ARRESTED AS BURGLAR.
McCabe's Record Was Against
Story He Told to a

Except that there are three entries
on his police record card. James 3.
McCabe would have had better chance
to pose successfully to-day as a Good
Samaritan.
Policeman CARNEY saw McCabe de-
sccnd the steps leading to Morris
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GREAT THANKSG|WNCS
FLOR LONG ARRAY Of
! DESERVING HREMEN
Commissioner to Make Biggest
Batch of Promotions in De-
partments History.

Fire Commissioner johnson announced
on Thanksgiving Eve. MAYOR Gavnor
and other city officials will be present
then. At the same time tho Commits
sioner will appoint ntty-six new fire.
men. one pilot, three stokcrs and one
assistant electrical enginear. which with
the promotions of three oaptL'ns 70 the
grade OF Battalion chief, sixteen lieu
tenants to the grade or captain. twenty
seven engineers and fremen 20 the
grade OF lieutenant and twenty firemen
70 the grade of engineer. makes he larg-
est number OF promotions and appoint
ments at one time in the history of tho
department.
The captains to be advanced TO the
grade of EattaNlon Chiefs are George
O'shea. Bernard Carlock and Walter
Cargin.
The lleutenants who will be advanced
to the grade of captain are Samuel
Brown. Christopher McNamee. Richard
A. Seigert, Isaac Ludgate. Henry Fox.
Inward Lent. Samuel Elliott Richard
Collins, Timothy Driscoll, John Conway,
George Dunn. charles Mcconnell. Henry
Shanahan and Frank McGuinuess
The following firemen and engineeSs
will be advanced to the grade of lieu
tenants:
Charles Rankin. driver for Chief Ken
Ion. and who heads the list for promo
ton; Henry Seigel. Daniel Sullivan,
Dane' Carlock, who Is a brother Of
Capt. Bernard Carlock. promoted to be
battalion Chief: John Stapleton, John
OKeefe, George McAlister Charles
Wandtes. David Kidney IT.. William
LAWS, Charles Hoffman. Edward Fla
herty. Timothy Donovan. Matthew Fitz-
patrick. William Purdy, Ralph Magri-
ono. Joseph Riddcl, William McOlintock
John kerwin, Robert Brierton, Denis
MoNarnee. Martin Kelly. John Fait.
John Harvey. Ferdinand Butensohen.
Leonard Gebhardt and Valentine Ford
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BULLET AND CuL0R0F0RM
TO MAKE DEATH SURE.
Mrs. Williams, Society Leader of
Detroit, Kills Herself While
Husband Is AWAY.

DETROIT. Nov. 22.-Despcndent over
continued i'll health, Mrs. Maurice q.
Williams. one OF the most prominent
" the city's society leaders. committed
suicide during last night Her body
was found early to-day by her hus-
band. The woman had swallowed the
contents OF n two-ornce bottle of chic
reform ann then sent a bullet into her
body Williams '7 secretary of the
Michigan Drug COMPANY
The husband T. NJ the body when he
returned from n business meeting after
midnight this mor1!ng. Mrs. Williams.
after drinking ;Ne chloroform, had
placed the muZalo Of a revolver in her
mouth and fired. Instant death resulting.
Mrs. Williams was thlrty-seven years
old. Be,.des hcr husband. she leaves a
young daugAt--.
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FIND SCHRANK INSANE.
cemmission says Roosevelt's As
oatlant IL Unable to Confer
with Counsel.

MILWAUKEE,. Wis. No 22.-Ths
commission Il alienists investigating
the mental condition Of John schrank
who shot Col. Roosevelt. to-day re-
ported unanimously that he was in
sane. The. conclusions reached by the
commission arc as follows:
First. John Schrank Is suffering
from insane decisions. grandiose In
character and OF systematixed
variety.
Second. In our opinion ne Is Insane
at the presen; time.
'"Third, on account of the nnect!on
existing between his deiusions and the
act with which he stands charged, we
are of the opinion he is unable to con-
fer intelligently win counsel on the
conduct OF his defence.
"tSigned) Richard Dewey. MD.
Chairman: w. y. Becker. MD: u. w.
Harrington, MD; Frank Studley. MD.
William f. Wegge, MD; Commits
sioners"
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LARGE PHOTOGRAPHIC FREE.
Pho;ogravure OF President Elect
woodrow Wilson and his family will be
given tree Tor the coupon) with next
Sundays World.
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NOT MORE FOOD; MORE MONEY TO BUY IT

Reduction Of the high Of living by increasing the
food supply country the announced object oil Kepe
tentative Levers bill for taking scientific agriculture TO inc
farmers by OF resident experts in farming COM
inunity 49,
The theory IL that by actual demonstration work farmers
will learn greatly their yields ana eohse
quenty that the country will benefit by nueh larger supply
OF food and consequent lowering OF prices
Let's take slant this theory and see II IT'S going 10
work. -.
Census figures recently issued show that exports oil wheat
will exceed 100000 bushels for the year 9lZ as against
100000 in ol % 100000 in 1910 In two years nsIe
fore our wheat exports jumped from o. TO V million
bushels Specifically would that we are
an abundance wheathat every in the uned
amply supplied bread and that we have surplus 'o
export OF 100000 bushels. W.
Unfortunately we know that this Is not the case VIC
are well aware every person the United states was
Nor fully supplied with bread during the year l9iz
Something must be wrong We have plenty OF 1000 pu.
many OF our people 60 without. while We export "eA
d foreign lands The trouble not that we do not ptoae
enough: THE TROUBLE is THAT MANY CANNOl BY BY
WHAT THE COUNTRY HAS PRODUCED IN AboNp-
ANCE.
We will never solve high cost OF living by increasing
our supply food; only succeed " increasing our
exports in that way. What must do to increase 'ne
purcha sing power OF das labor We have got 20 put SUIT
hsien wages into pay envelopes OF working people
20 that they buy the commodities which have been pro
duced iairer OF the value OF their product IS what
he wage workers want NOT AN INCREASE IN LIE
SUPPLY OF THINGS WHICH THEY HAVE MOI The
MONEY TO BUY.
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NEW YORK LETTER

NEW fuFh. lrfs ~
When the Century Thsatar was
opened and dedicated as tn. new
theaier 20 art and the upiift ,of
the drama. the mIliIonaires who
had built II sat proudly on it's
huge stare and listened 10 speeches
b. eminent hlgh.brows an 20 It's
lofty mission and It's glorious aims.
The current attraction at the
theatsr hasn't been prospecting over
we'll. and che iessees sold the house
bodily. for recent performance. TO
q Sixth Avenue department store.
Tho store. having gotten the seats.
presumably. at q somewhat reduced
figure by taking them all. gave them
10 its patrons In lieu OF trading
stamps A Is purchase before noon
got pair Of seats. after noon =
single ticket.
A sack of flour. pair OF rubber
boots. baby carriage You bought
Gun at Blanks. and you sat with
your wife In tho red and gold chairs
whore once tho 400 displayed its
pride and pomp.
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farmer and Country Merchant Will Get
Quick Action Under New Parcel Post La w|

order houses would use II TO make
even bigger inroads on hla bust
ness; that. for example. Chicago
house would come into violent com
petition with the little country mer-
chant In Texas by a scent stamp.
The zone system protects the
country merchant from the eompc.
tition which would result from a
flat rate parcel post syatem. As
tho distance increases the cost In
creasss.
The mail order house must do
business al q distance under the
handicap OF n greater cost In send
Ing. However. tho mall order
house vii also profit by securing
. cheaper rate OF delivery than
they have heretofore had by ex.
prene.
Hitherto a large part OF their
businsss has been carried by
freight. which. while II costs less.
10 slow. With the opportunity
opened up 10 send small packages
at reasonable rates quickly. the
mail order house will undoubtedly
develop new lines OF business
which will be a convenience and
profit 10 all consumers.
Il should BIO remembered that
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WASHINGTON. ID. O.. Doc. 27.--
The now parcel post furnishes
every small town merchant with
cheap delivery service 20 his
farmer customers. beginning Jan
uary 1.
For example. Farmer Jones
breaks small part In his
threrher---at 4 y. m. lie tcio-
phones TO the village store where
there In an agency for the thresh-
ing machine company. 10 send him
out new piece by tho rural car.
rler tho next morning Say the
package weighs three poundH II
gets tho local rate" and costs 7
cents postage.
That's quick delivery at slight
cost.
Tho farmers wife gets In on tho
game. too. She has been making a
new dress and finds herself short
a yard OF material. She drops
note 10 tho store with a sample.
Next day she gets her cloth before
10 o'clock.
The country merchant has al.
ways been afraid OF the parcel post.
lila fear was that the biz city mail
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-12-27

Pride and pomp TO trading
siampe' SO fade the rlories OF
earth. and 80 fierce IL the theatri.
cal game In New York these days.
-Four women whose apparel pro.
claimed that they had come from
some place not even adjacent to the
great city attended n matinee AZ one
OF the Broadway theatera
They had seats far back. After
the first act. they looked all
around. 20 as not to miss anything
that might be going on. and >discov.
cred a doorkecper giving pass-out
checks.
After much whispering. one OF the
women went 10 the door and asked
for . check. She got II. and took
II back 20 the group. They all
studied II. then another went over
and asked for one
The attendant. who had seen the
first woman take her check 10 her
seat. inquired. What do you want
with III"
why" she answered we paid
TO got In. Amt we got right to
a chance on the prixe7"
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IT'S NO WONDER

William Dewitt who fell five stories at the Hotel Plaza
yesterday sewing machine agent The doctors say he
viii
Sewing machine agents hardy lot. II would take
,o,e than fivcstorv drop kill Insurance agents.
Zoo are impervous bumps and were to experience
Devists fall would only argument that
IN the midst OF life in deaththerefore, IS the
ame insure.
are thar he would buttonoe the first he met at the
bottom and sell him Of the Worlds Best Authors.
in red Morocco. the casypayment plan
Modest heroes these agents Of sewing machines in
surancc and books For small commission they will risk
snubs bulldogs slammng DOORS asirons. kicks and five
story drops.
We H. however. bet money the police reporter
against the toughest OF the agents.
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EDITORS MAIL

Editor The Star: should like to
answer 8. o. C.s letter that ap-
peared In The Star q few days ago.
Cain was the son OF Adam. Gen.
415. He may have been marked at
birth. believe IL IL not known
what the mark was. We should in.
fer that his greatgreat-grand
killed him. Gen. 4-24.
Could PLATE have released Jesus
Yes.
Moses evidently did not add any
thing to the ten commandments.
J. A. p.
Editor The Star: The recent trou.
BILE In District IT'S OF King County
between Miss Kelley. principal.
and Miss Caffery, a teacher. and a
daughter of one OF the directors,
ought to show the people that there
should be a rigid law prohibiting
the employment of relatives by
school directors.
In all cases the relatives demand
and secure special privileges. Con.
sequently the schools are ruined and
money gquandered
MRS. NJ. STILES.
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The Reason Why.

l saw a thousand frantic men 90
running up the street,
! saw Justice hurry by, copper
leave his beat;
| followed In the rushing crowd,
and hordes OF hustling legs.
And In a window saw displayed a
dozen new-Iaid eggs.
l saw a million cheering men along
the sidewalk stand:
l saw them lowly bow before a man
with bearing grand:
A guard OF soldiers marched along
to Keep him from all harm,
And then learned the reason why.
he owned chicken farmi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-12-27
LINER FLoATEp AGAIN

NEW YORK. Dec. Wireless
reports here today state that the
United Fruit company's steamer
Turrialba, which ran ashore near
Atlantic City In binding blizzard
last Saturday. IL safely floated by
tugs and IL expected TO arrive here
tonight.
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PLAN CRIMP IN
NEW YEARS JOY

PITTsBUURG. Deca CHAPLAIN
ming to put crlmp In New Years
Joy in every hotel from New York
to Chicago. a widespread strike of
walters Is planned for Nkws Years
eve, according 10 Manager Knras
OF the fashionable Hotel Schenley
here. karas said his employees
had been urged TO join the Hotel
Workers association. as the new
union Is named.
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part Of the plan and II IL IN !.
you. 40 one o. The public 70 ~,
In your protest or your sugrex,ics
AZ 10 how The rules ought b. -
you try the sysss,.
and know something about n
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this particular plan OF parcels post
10 entirely experimental. II Is up
TO the people 10 try It.
II the plan does not work the laws
In Of such a character that the post
master general can change any
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sonny. They made Taft a
committee to get up one.
FRIGHTFUL political scan
dali Taft has appointed a
democrat to office. Makes
Billy McAdoo one OF the Red
Cross society incorporators!
1T IS proper to forward
Happy New Year Greetings"
on a penny postal card. May
be you can find penny in
some old pocket hung up in
the wardrobe. papa.
OF COURSE well celebrate
that hundredth anniversary of
peace, provided we don't have
to lick John Bull over that
canal. Our last licking kept
him pretty decent for a CEN
fury.
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Hard. Working Fathcr--Can't SEQ
how you dislike work; 10 me It's
real enjoyment
Lazy Son That's It'll don't
think its right for one 60 give
ones self np wholly 20 pleasure.
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STIMULATING pRocREssIvEs

LOS ANGELES. Dec. 27.-Gov.
ernor Hiram Johnson will be the
chief guest tonight at a banquet
here. which has been arranged as
a stimulus to the progressive move
ment In Los Angeles.
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Tho widowcr had Just taken his
fourth wife. and was showing her
round town. Among the places via
tied was the cemetery. The bride
paused before very elaborate
tombstone that had been erected BY
the bridegroom. Being little near.
sighted. she asked him 20 read the
inscriptions. He read:
Here lies susan. beloved wife OF
John smith. aud jano. beloved wifa
90 John Smith. aud Mary, beloved
wife Of John smith"
He paused abruptly. and the
bride. leaning forward 10 SEQ the
bottom line. read:
lie 20 also ready"
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Just imagine the the circle
this that miles
Then youH the works
with tho Jan the
country. divided
showing particular radatng
The ali numbered The within
circle and tho between circles called
They numbered from tho center out from No TO No
package from Seattle anywhere
md rome costs cent
pound for than inside
first circle.
The any parcu
lar what n falls simply up
Of the send package tho
guide which hangs nail the
bcr opposite You look the for the that
number and what Every
circle entirely
though Only clips OFF little SO
the lower OF OF the
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tanning his slstors boau IN the par
log while Susan was putting tho
laat touch on her rodent coiffure.
being possessed of an lnqulsitisn
disposition. Tommy asked. do you
weigh very muchr'
About 1853 pounds. guess re.
piled the hopeful swain.
Well. then. ! don't believe that
sister could I'm you. do you think
sof~ continued Tommy.
20. mol" exclaimed ais beau
why should aheY''
Il don't know answered Tom.
my. but | heard her tali ma this
afternoon that she WAS going TO
thFov you over as eoon NJ she
could
Every woman who moves claims
she cleaned tho house she left, and
ruars about tho dirt IN tho house
she moves into.
We have profound sympathy for
Poet Donald Y. sIiv-rfnan. OF near
Los Angeles. Donald was out In a
sylvan glade rociting ono Of hla
best efforts when a brutal hunter.
thinking he heard the noise OF q
rabbit. or a mountain Hon. or some
thing like that. filled Douald With
No. propelled BY amokniess pow
der. izgmnE.. choke bore. ham.
moflrsn and automatic hut thanks
bot Tho automatic stuck after the
sf.~h flra sfnn 49,. mh....t.a -. .s.s~
be any real naar.I.os Angeles poet
That TantsIssino Tommy.
Pop ssid Tommy Gooscnberry.
Is dentist an artistg"
OF course. be aln't. An artist 10
a Teller what draws or paints"
We'll. don't dentist draw"
urged Tommy
brainsY" yelled Mr. Gooaenberry:
"whs, could dentist draw. any
how7"
Teeth" chirped Tommy. making
a Decline for tho Kitchen.
Life Is one disappointment after
another. but woman cares not 30
Ions as another woman doesn't ap-
pear IN suit like the one aba
bought for 1923. and which she
says cost es5.
Doesn't that girl over there look
like Helen BrownY
"Yes--'and Just an bad In white
Harvard explorers report finding
traces OF q prehistoric people In
Nebraska. Original Bryan men.
Some man In Indiana has sue
ceedsd In taking pictures OF sound
waves. We'd like to zee a picture
of ton OF coal being shot into
our cellar.
Early to bed and early 70 rise II
one OF the combinations that make
a small boy sore.
August schaefelysky de Mukka-
del do Casteliane, OF France. ID In
Washington looking for wife, pos
sibly TO help lug around his name.
Many man pats himself on the
back bccaugc OF tho great things
he's going TO do somo day.
Had You Heard Thar
As he put himself outside a ca
uarfoua Vfoaa ~ atros.y drIuL ha