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RELIABLE MERCHANDISE.

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me re handse sell
wnmkes f
The line is $780, $500
sand Collars Cuffs
pair
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ament
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"porOmt combnat Soc Single Garments soc
sequao
an up
'Merode' Undrwea Fine isle 2c oton DC and
Merrill Longs Gloves eorB 7c and
in
the ANDY
sand bands
AHover Iacesin Black hit Cream
complete ndwe the offer
~. $. A..
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Whether n miss is as good as mile
depends upon the miss.
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But Few Days Left Of
Contest.
Fiusilers FOR Piano Must Put ln Best Work
From Now On.
1t Is Time TO Get Busy.
final Count viii Be Held On WEDNES.
DAY, JULY 18th, at 3 O'Clock.

truth 10 the statement that this IS the
closed season Tor hunting Subscriptions
to the LamberVllle Record The law,
(ma'le BY the Rccord,) permits live
active, aggressive Contestants to hunt
Subscriptions until the close of the
contest and there is bounty on them
too I]ur every new subscription
brought ~ a bounty OF 6oo votes IN
The Records Popular Voting Contest
IS p ID Some happY young lady IS
gong to march away from the Record
Office in inst a short time wearing the
smile thai won't come #, because that
young lady will have won The grand
ObeTmeyer q Sons piano
1bre are oUly a few more days let
of this contest That means that the
race still belongs 10 anybody who has
/ jusi little initiative The fact OF the
matter IS that no one vt has such
start that 1t could not easily be over
come n a few days OF consistent WORK.
The almless hap hazard s9ilcilhg has
been dropped and a systematic cam
palgn for votesis now IN progress
You cannot tell how many votes
candidate really has by the score that
was published, for the reason that The
majority OF the contestants are wisely
voting but a very small portion OF
their strength, thus keeping their real
standing covered up from their oppon-
ents. But the score indicates those
who can came TO the front when the
proper time arrives.
There IS no question iut what every
one in and about Lambertvilie has
been solicited, or at least has heard
about this contest.
The better field for operation now
lies in the country, as practically ev-
cry one in the town is now a subscri-
Der TO the paper-or never will be.
The contest department wants to
urge on every contestant the necessity
for making the next few days count tor
all they are worth. The time is grow
mo short and it is only the real bus,lers
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8. A. FINGER.
One Thousand Dollars Reward.

l will pay One thousand Dollars
reward, cash, for the detection and
conviction of any person or persons
implicated in the burning of my home,
situated at Whitehouse Station, N. j.,
about P. NJ. on the fourteenth day of
November past The Rev. H. l..
Jones, pastor Of the Dutch Reformed
Church OF Whitehouse Station, who
was one of the first to enter said house,
advises me that he is positive same
was fired by use of naptha or some
other inflammable material. All others
who endeavored to save my home ad-
wise me practically the same.
JAMES N. PIDCOCK,
Remington, N. J.
a-26'I2.
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The rent IN the clothes will not pay
the rent of the house.
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Light housekeeping is apt to make
heavy bread.
When the wolf is at the door we are
not likely to have any other callers.

1t is a good thing that man can
change his mind without being obli-
ged to change his clothes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-07-05

For monumental work, 80 to
Harry X. Kramer Corner Bridge
and Franklin streets
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1t is easier to write note than tc
sing one.
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Would Be Better Acql

There would be far less interna'
tional strife If the civilized races read
more of each others literature.
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TR0LLEYS TO TRENTON

Cars leave Bridge Street, Lambertville for
Trenton 6:15, 7;15, Sis, 9:i5, 1918, Ills a. m.
1870 1;l5, 25 1915, 4:i5, 55 6:l5, 7;l5, s:l5, si5,
1918, li;l5 p. m; 1875 midnight, daily, Sunday
included. Returning leave Trenton on same
schedule from 5:ls a. m. to 1913 p. m. Fare
s5c each way, or l0c. return.
CONNECTIONS AT YARDLEY.
Cars leaving Lambertyille at 6:15, 7:i5, 9:l5
a. M; 2;l5, 1915 p. m. make immediate cennec-
ton at Yardley with trains for Philadelphia,
arriving there in one and one-half hours,
Returning, trains leaving Reading Terminal
at 7;2S, 1880 M, 1880, 217 3l7, All, $50, 67
7:l7 p. m make close connections for LAM
bertville Round trip rate, st.44-20c each
way to and from Yardley and si.o4 return to
Philadelphia
Close connections at Morrisville with cleo
trio cars to and from Bristol and Philadelphia
TRENTON, NEW HOPE AND LAMBERT
VILE ST. R. R.
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A political rooster is of little account
in the poultry business.
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There has recently been much discus
sion in regard to prolongng the prelimi-
nary courses Of study for the various pro-
fessions, notably the legal vocation.
Brilliant paragraphs have been penned
by distinguished attorneys These writers
must have undoubtedly admired their tho
ories; but how many have attentiyely con-
sidered the injustice these sentiments would
cause if executed?
Elaborate schedules have been proposed,
suggesting SO many hours for lectures, so
many hours for study and 50 forth, but
naught has been said about the poor stu
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We school aud drill children apd youth manuee-
ism shoolmaster mndnkyo choouperintendent sont
monialisu factory regulations and office discipline
Originality suppressed individuality Mediocrity at
a premium
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The goody-goody schoolma'am, the
Observation-Disclosures, the philistine-ped-
agogue, the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES with his
business capacities, have proved themselves
incompetent to deal with the education Of
the young.
They stiae talent they stupefy the IN
telleet they paralyze the viii, they sup
press genius, they benumb the faculties Of
our children.
The educator, with his pseudo-scien-
tife, pseudo-psychological, pseudagogios,
can only bring up set of philistines with
firm, set habits-marionettcs, dolls.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
A PENALTY OF AGE

The tendency Of advancing years to
restrict activity and exercise is re-
sponsible for the constipated condition
Of most elderly people. The wear OF
years impairs the action of the bow
els and the digestive organs are more
sensitive to the demands upon them
and rebel more quickly. Cathartics
and p%urgatives are violent and dras-
tic in their action and should not be
used to correct constipation. A mild,
yet positively effective remedy. and
one that is recommended by physi-
clans as well as by thousands who
have used it, is the compound Of sim
pie laxative herbs with pepsin pre-
scribed by DR.. w. B. Caldwell over
thirty years ago and now sold by drug
gists everywhere under the name OF
DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. DR..
Caldwell wants everyone troubled with
constipation to try Syrup Pepsin A9d
will send a trial bottle, free Of charge.
to all who write for 1t. Address DR..
w. B. Caldwell, 203 West ST.. Month
cello, Ill. Adv.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
AGENCIES for Beneficenec In indian
apoiis Have Established
Splendid Record.

is truly the %altruistic age. Few
indeed, are the men and wonen IN
any community who do nothing for
others than themselves, either
through individual service or through
organization. In Indianapolis the
agencies for beneicence are perhaps
no more numerous than elsewhere
but there are SO lar Of them as to
prove that wherever a need OF service
il discovered volunteers quickly arise
ready to render it.
There. for example, is the Christ
Child society, a small and unpreten.
tious body formed but a year or SO
for the purpose of bringing a hap.
py Christmas to as many children as
possible who would otherwise be
without JOY on that day, each member
pledging herself to provide for one
child. To become Interested In chill.
dren for one cause is to find more
than one reason for continuing that
interest. Presently the society under
took to supply layettes for babies fol-
whose coming no preparation had
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
SENTENCES A MAN TO TUB
Washington Court Justice Has Rem
edy for Husbands "Tired
Feeling"

Observation-Disclosures exercise as
an antidote for that tired feeling"
contracted by non-supporting husbands
is the corrective suggested by Judge
De Lacy of the juvenile court.
Walter Hartgrove, who says he is
a graduate OF a Virginia college and
who today is starting on a new career,
was the object OF the courts remarks.
The defendant, apparently in excellent
health, told the judge that he was
overworked and NEEDED rest. When
H~artgrove's mother sought to corrob-
crate her sons assertions Judge De
Lacy advocated the washtub treat.
ment.
The tears of the mother and the
wife led the court to parole Hartgrove
with the understanding that he would
contribute to the support Of his wife
and children.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
EURoPE'S OlD RACE
AIbanians Are a Brave, Savage
and Religious People.
All Trained to Warfare-Power OF
Life and Death Over Members OF
Tribe Held by It's Chief
Women Sacred.

London.-The only race claiming to
descend directly from the Pelasgt Isl
the Skipetar, native Of Albania, and
it's mentality affords a fascinating field
for delivers in prehistoric conditions.
Christianity, ardently assimilated and
interviewer with primeval instincts, to
which a tinge of Mohammedanism has
been added, give a curious mixture
that puzzles students of this most an
'cient people in Europe. The Alban-
ian is brave, savage and religious, aft
;er his own fashion. Catholicity OF a
particular brand flourishes in the
northern regions, but it has proved
iimpotent to GUST tribal custom, on
which, at most, 1t can impose certain
notifications. Thus we have the
church adapting her tenets to the reg
ulation Of what she cannot as yet re-
move; the blood-feud, archaic mar
Eriage laws, and intertribal relations.
There is nothing modern about the
Albanian, except his weapons, which
are Of the best caliber, for here he Is
indeed a cOnnoisseuY. The annual GER
emory of blessing the guns in the
Mirdite tribe Is very impressive. The
Albanian youth does not always wait
for it to be invested with what Ia to
him the symbol of manhood. Should
occasion arise, after he has completed
his sixteenth year, it is solemnly hand
ed to him, and he receives it rever-
emily, making the sign of the cross
and firing off his three first shots for
the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. He
is already we'll versed in its manipu-
lation, although he has not had a weap-
on Of his own, but not until he has
used it to- some purpose may he wed
the maiden to whom he has been be-
Itrothed from infancy.
An Albanian tribe or ifs is governed
arbitrarily by its chief, who has pow
Ter of life and death owe it's members.
A ifs knows no distinction Of creed;
Moslem. Catholic and orthodox ow-
ing perfect allegiance to each other,
and being ever ready to avenge a fell
ilow-tribesman on a co%religiOnist OF
another tribe. The head Of a Moslem
tribe is styled 'Muktar," that Of a
Catholic "Kocogas.' A tribe is divid-
ed into 'bariks' or banners, which
muster in the appointed order as 500
as the summons for action goes forth.
5Cowardice is a vice unknown to the
Albanian, for he has lived since birth
in a fighting atmosphere, and his Skin
finishes with his neighbors are more
frequent than football matches in Eng
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22

plimentary and strobe forward, tow
ering above me where I sat.
Answer, when I'm talking to you.
you ~sapheaded fool" he beloved. 'or
III wiring your neck! l asked II you
wanted some more"
stretched my arms, trying their
muscle room in a lengthy yawn, and
blinked at him with my free eye, won.
dering where the deuce he got the
crimson hat band. By Jove, that was
the most dashed impairment thing Of
all!
More what?" drawled Indifferent
IL.
"More-of that" - v%iciously = and
the iron back of the jolly bench. For
I wasn't there. don't you know.
Huh! Think you're some smart,
don't your" he sneered, hitching his
trousers band. Now, look here
he leveled his finger-"you're a guest
here and know l oughtn't to do it,
and I hate it for Jacks sake, but I'm
feeling III Just have to give you an
| other trimming this lovely morning."
He chuckled, rolling his lips and
| spreading them till l could see every
tooth. He moved toward me leisurely,
slipping up his sleeves. What you
own sake, but this time it's going to
be for Frances'-you fshworm!"
Guess Wen leave Miss Frances out
Of it, don't you know" demonstrated.
Dash the fellows impudence! Then.
remembering I was wearing a coat Of
dark cheviot that was the very devil
for showing every speck of dust. 1
slipped out Of 1t and looked about for
somewhere to hang it. Not a dashed
place. Of course; not q thing. you
know. except nails here and there in
the wooden uprights OF the pergola,
and of course nails wouldn't do to
hang a coat on. So just folded the
jolly thing carefully-yery carefully,
Just as l had seen jenkins o-an
then | held it on my arm.
The chap had been shifting about
me in a curve, clucking his tongue
contemptuously and muttering. and
getting more jolly red-eyed and abus-
I've every minute.
"Be a man." he snarled. You
blamed tailor's dummy. be a mani"
And he struck HIS chest a blow to
show me what he meant.
And just then 1 remembered to
smooth my hair-part.
"Oh, you" With a growl like a
bear, he swept both his hands to his
head and whirled them through his
great yellow pile. leaving each hair
standing on end like the quilts of the
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22

And over he'd double again.
oldest thing, isn't 1t, how your
jolly active mind will wander at he
FUNNIEST times; and L. had a thought
then of how, when | was a delicate
boy, bully old Doctor Dake and Doc
tor Madden had prescribed a punch
ing-bag, and later boxing-gloves. And
I thought with a ang OF what ripping
times the governor and l had, scrap
ping, and of what knocks he gradu-
ally began to give me until he forced
me to learn to come back harder.
Jove, what corking hours we had!
And her when Chugsey, the retired
English lightweight champion, came
to butler-oh, what smashing three
handed rounds we used to have! Bully
old governor, who was mover so busy
on his sermon but what he could
take a walk or a ride with me; or
talk with me, or fight with me! Why,
he
BY Jove, my dashed monocle got SO
cloudy Of a sudden, l almost missed
the chauffeur's move-almost, don't
you know!
And then q.
II say, 0 know!" | said disgust
eddy, as I screwed my monocle at
him there, his yellow mat sticking out
Of sight through the jolly vines. "Aw-
fully raw thing to strike at a nan
and leave your guard open like that
Il could have put it over your heart,
don't you know!"
I heard a little sound behind me and
there was she!
"Oh!" l gasped as l slipped into my
coat. And now l was miserable. for
I remembered how kind this chauf-
feur, Scoggins, had been to her. And
for her to have seen me In this vul-
gar row.,
Yves, l saw it ALL" she said, as
moved toward her, murmuring some
jolly effort at apology. Her eyes were
shining. II saw it all. strand heard.
And just when l had hunted you up
with these!"-and then 1 saw that her
arms we're ~burgeoning with roses.
See what I've been doing for you.
siri"
For me?" BY Jove. 1t was all
could say as l took them!
And you ran Off" She pouted
adorably-nauurally, too. lash it. I've
seen them put it on when they looked
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
CHAPTER Xxx.
Under the Peraola.


Make myself at home! / sneaked
under the quiet shade in a convenient
pergola, and. dropping upon a bench,
gazed gloomily at the sunlight patches
at my feet.
"Oh, here you are, eh?' broke harsh
ly upon me.
/ looked up. startled from my mood.
There. hands upon his hips and scowl-
ing, stood-the chauffeur!
/ frowned. but the fellow just
moved nearer.
Il guess mammals baby don't feel 80
spry this morning!" he jeered. Does
its little heady-cums ache-ums-eh?"
l grunted rather YEARLY. III 1t
does, my good fellow, it's none of your
business. Don't bother mel" 1 shifted
the other way.
-'Oh. isn't it?"-his tone quicKened
truaAently-"Well, maybe I'll make
1t my business!" He jerked his arm
at me, continuing sharply: Look here,
you glass-eyed m~onkey-jack, don't you
get flip with me this morning"-he
laughed coarsely-"or I'll think you
want some more! Do you?"
/ turned my head and, polishing my
monocle carefully, CAV it a tight
screw and took him in slowly, begin.
ming with his yellow mop Of hair and
ending with the toes of his soiled
canvas shoes. BY Jove. Twas sure
they'd never been whitened since he
bought them.
/ seemed to anger him. He uttered
a sort OF snort with a mutter uncom
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22

medicine In catarrhal conditions.
coughs, coldl and grip, and many 9th
er ailments to which the family n
subject. But since the change In the
formula of Peruna I do not find II
quite as useful to myself. My bowels
are naturally very active. l cannot
take a cathartic Of any sort. 1t e
me injury to do 30. The old Peruna
contained no cathartic ingredient
and vas therefore a very useful medt
cine to me. But I notice that the
new Peruna has a slight laxative &C
ton, which almost makes 1t pro-
hibitory for me to use. I vas won.
dering If there was not some way in
which l could obtain he old Peruna
as you used to make it"
To this letter I made the following
reply: Yes, the new Peruna does
contain a laxative element. You
should therefore take the old Peruna
(Ka-tar-no) which has no laxative
quality. While prescribing the old
Peruna I found it quite necessary fire.
Quently to prescribe the laxative Man.
alin in connection with it. Therefore
Manalin was combined with Peruna.
in order to meet those cases that re-
quire a laxative. But In case no
laxative is required the objection to
the new Peruna you speak of arises.
Many Of the people who used to take
the old Peruna found difficulty in TAX
ing the new Peruna. To meet those
cases I am having manufactured the
old Peruna under the name of Katar.
no., and If you are anxious to get the
old Peruha exactly as it used to be
made o can do So"
@e-ru-na, Man-a-lin and La-cu-piA
manufactured by the Pe-ru-na COM
pany, Columbus, Ohio. Sold at all
drug stores.
SPECIAL NOT1CE:-Many persons inquire
for The Old-time Perunn. They want the
Peruna that their Fathers and Mothers used
TO take. The old Peruna IS now called KA-
tarno. If your druggist or dealer does not
keep It fer sale write the Katarno Company,
CoHMAus, Ohio, ana they will tell you all
about 4.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
ANGLER MAKES A GUESS
Pennsylvania Thinks His Lantern
Scared Big Fish High
and Dry.

Carlisle, Pat was never so
known before say Rankin Dunfee, a
local angler, who wasn't angling on
the occasion in point. Il was cross
ing the bridge lear home, swinging
my lantern, for the night was dark
i heard a great splash, got down on
the bank with the lantern to see the
cause, and. 10 and behold. a sixteen
inch fish lay foundering in the weeds.
The lantern must have scared him out
iof the water, don't you Think"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
MYMN WELCOMES THE
AMERICAN SETTLER
Hl9 RoYAL HIGHNEss, THE DUKE
or cQNNAU0HT, WELCOMES
AMERICANS TO CANADA.

It was q happy speech. that on that
beautiful October day, the Duke Of
Cnnnaught, Governor-Genera Of Can
ada, made at Macleod. Alberta. II
vas m opportune speech. heartful
and resonant with good fellowship.
And, q 1t was specially intended for
American ears, the audience, COM
Jg1sed largely Of 80 many American
settlers in Canada. the time and place
could not have been better chosen.
II was In reply to IN address Of well
come rendered to him at the pretty
city Of Macleod. with the foothills Of
the Rockies as q setting, and the
great wheat fields between. and in
fact all around the place as the fore
ground. that His Highness. true to the
hast interests Of the country and to
those of the Americans who choose
10 make Canada their home. said In
part:
II am well aware that among those
whom I am now addressing. there are
. very great proportion who were not
born under the British flag. Most Of
these will have realized by now that
residence under that flag implies no
disabilities. All we ask is that the
laws OF Canada should be obeyed.
with this provision every one Is
free to come and go, to marry, to live
and to die as seems best to him, and
- it pleases Providence.
~We bring no pressure to bear on
anyone to adopt the Canadian nation
Atty, for we do not value citizenship
-hg~A d. ohtnfrAH y,nAAr Nom nrv1ofNr
"Our American cousins r welcome
from over the border. Thrice we well
come our Canadian and British broth
en-, who return to the Union Jack, aft
q living under the Stars and Stripes.
History Is repeating itself. For
many years hundreds OF young Brit
ishen have sought fortune in the
western States. Time has brought
about q change, and the tide has set
in the other direction. bringing across
the frontier numbers Of our neighbors
70 whom we are glad to return hos
pitalities.
Zone Of the chief dispensers Of such
hospitality in proportion to its popu-
laxion- has, ~ We have said, changed
its character from an important cat
tie town to : thriving wheat producing
area.
what It has lost from the pictur-
esaue point Of view. It has gained In
the material side. and ] wish, In con-
clusiOn. to express the hope that the
prosperity which has evinced itself
here for the past ten years. may con-
tinue undated In the future"
There II no reason why at q hun
dred places on this %educative. instruct
ive and interesting trip of His Royal
HiEhness he might not have express
ed himself In the same terms, and on
each occasion, addressed large gather
inxs Of Americans who are now set
tied on the prairies IL Western Cana
da.-Advertisement.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
Doing Work for Humanity

been made, working in this case
through the C6ildren's Aid associa-
ton so that no duplication would be
made. The Importance of pure milk
appealed to it next, and last summer
1t became responsible for one of the
free milk stations. The needs Of the
Italian colony came to its attention.
and with the cooperation of the Nor
NAL college 1t has established a free
kindergarten there for little foreign
youngsters-coming Americans.-ln-
dianapolfs Star.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22

land. Food is Of the simplest descrip.
ton, consisting in a well-to-do family
of bread and milk. or bread and cheese
for daily fare, and roast mutton-often
from over the border-on feast days.
The Albanian is temperate, as well as
frugal, a pint of raki-whisky distill-
led from plums-suff1cing or festive oc-
.casions for a household Of II. He
shares whatever he has with a
stranger. Albanian hospitality Is the
same today as when commended by
iTacitus.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-22
similarly Minded.

: Tho village tailor only received oc-
scaaional orders from the vicar for
such articles AZ hats, collars. or hand
keTohiefss You See" remarked the
vicar one day. having called with his
usual order. when I want q suit I 60
70 London. They make them there"
Calling again . few days later. the
vicar remarked that he had not seer
the tailor at church lately.
NO" replied the tailor; when I
want 10 hear . good ermon l 90 to
London: they preach them there"