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The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
Dirt Eaters Everywhere.

The practice of eating dirt has been
traced by scientific authority to peo-
pies in every part of the world. That
hunger which leads man to want the
earth is characteristic of no one ma
tion.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02

One of the most common ailments
that hard working people are afflicted
with is lame back. Apply Chamber
lain's LiDiment twice day and mas
sage the parts tnouI oughly at each ap-
p.ication, and you will get relief. For
sale by all dealers
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02

81 was cured of diarrhoea by one
dose of Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy" writes M. E.
Gebhardt, Orlole, Pa. For sale by all
dealers.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
Didn't Meet Death.

$50 you're widow. How did your
husband meet his demise?" "He
didn't meet it, mum! Dey had to
chase him four miles befo' dey could
git him TO- de lynchin'!"
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
A WAY Out,

Lawyer (to wife)-"Well if you are
determined to sue for divorce, at
least let us keep down the expense as
much as possible. I will act as your
cOunsel."-Life.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
Make Fortune shinlno shoes.

Mont Clair, N. Y.-Joseph and Ange-
10 Picola the other day began the
erection of $4,000 business block.
They saved the money from their
profits In sAse shining parior.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
Useful Goose Club.

Through the agency of goose club
In South London 10000 people are
provided with a substantial Christmas
dinner every year.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
Dead and Injured.

Scribble-Did your home paper give
your novel notice? Scrabble
should say SO! Put it in under the
caption crimes and casualties.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
The Author Who Bores.

The author who speaks about his
own books is almost as bad as
mother who talks about her own chill
dren.-Benjamin Disraeli.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
Go to Bucks.

For nice bath, hair cut or shave
go to Bucks barber shop. Three first
class BARRIERS 13 If
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02
Cherish Noble Traditions.

If we have noble traditions, these
are the days when the national
need demands that we should live as
close to them as possible.
The Bourbon news., 1912-08-02

The right OF publisher is reserved
to decline any advertisement or other
matter offered for publication.
Space is a newspapers stock In
trade, its source of revenue.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE LECTURE

Judge Clifford p. Smith delivered a
lecture on Christian Science at the
Christian Science chapel, on Thurs
day evening. The chapel was well
filed, some of those present coming
from Luverne, Flandreau, and Artes-
ian. That the lecture was an inter
esting one was proved by the very
attentive audience.
Judge Smith spoke in part as fol
lows:
The history Of the human race
shows that it's search and hope have
always been for a larger dominion
over adverse conditions and a greater
continuity Of life. Eternal and abund-
ant life is the prayer Of humanity; it
is the goal of righteous effort. For
this reason Christian Science responds
to the purest desires and the highest
aspirations Of mankind
How should you like to know that
infinite good in the Principle-the
cause and substance-of all that real
ly is, and that this divine Principle Is
always available to you for the over
coming of any evil condition?
How should you like to be sure that
in the reality of your being you i'm
age and reflect divine Life and Truth
and Love, while the only devil, evil,
or hell is the illusion in human con-
seriousness?
How should you like to be certain
hat heaven and hell, health and dis
ease, happiness and misery, are sim
ply opposite mental states, resulting
from contrary modes Of thought, and
that one OF these states is real and
true and enduring, while the other is
a bad dream?
How should you like to learn that
there is a way by which you can enter
into the kingdom of heaven on earth
For the proof OF the proposition in.
volved in these questions Christian
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
A LOG ON THE TRACK

Of the fast express means serious
trouble ahead II not removed, so does
loss of appetite. II means lack OF
vitality. loss of strength and nerve
weakness. If appetite fails, take Elec-
trtc Bitters quickly to overcome the
cause by toning up the stomach and
curing the Indigestion. Michael Hes
sheimer Of Lincoln. Neb, had been
sick over three years. but six bottles
OF Electric Bitters put him right on
his feet again. They have helped
thousands. They give pure blood,
strong nerves, good digestion. Only
80 cents at all druggists.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

Agent Flick, the lightning Singer at
the North Western, is a great sport as
Well as " renowned soprano singer.
He has / sneaking idea he knows
something about hunting. one even
ing this week he went out hunting
with his %hoped-for stepfather-in-law.
He stayed in the buggy while the
aforesaid pa did the hunting. Pa got
lost and after walking his s~hCe-laces
out of commission he returned to
town. Sonny got a farmer out of bed,
a lantern, and looked for pa. Bccom-
ing discouraged, Sonny 'phoned to
town and asked where in blankety-
blank am |, anyway, BY giving a farm
er lad all his spare change, the dew
besprinkled Flick turned up in time
for breakfast the following morning,
but has to OWL up that Il never shot a
blank thing
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

Eddy; fourth, the results Of Christian
Science in the experience of the multi
according to it's own rules. With this
data Christian Science Is able to sat
isfy the highest sense of reason, but
not content with the verdict of any
human faculty, it makes its ultimate
appeal to the understanding that is
spiritual and divine.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

Science relies on four distinct grounds
of assurances: First. the verbal in
struction Of inspired teachers as found
in the Bible; second, the object-les-
sons or so-called miracles furnished
by Christ Jesus and his followers in
the first three centuries Of the Chris
tian era; third, the evident spirit of
truth which pervades the works on
Christian Science written by Mrs.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

Mrs. F.. T.. Soden was hostess to a
farewell party Monday afternoon in
honor of her sister, Mrs. Geo. Combs
and sisterin-law, Mrs. Grin lngle.
The time was spent very ~enjoyably
by the score of ladies present. Most
delicious refreshments were served
Each guest of honor vas presented
with an embroidered lunch cloth.
Both expect to leave for their new
homes in California next week.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

It has now been six years since
Volga had a winter lecture purse ana
during the past few years the want
of something in the entertainment
line has been felt by most of the PEG
pie of the city and vicinity and with
this fact in mind a number of Nolga
business men have contracted with
the Wright Entertainment Bureau, Of
St. Louis, to provide a course for this
fall and winter. The course will con
siSt of seven entertainments.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

On display at The Pioneer Office is
a large squash raised by Charlie
Schwartz. 1t weighs fifty pounds or
more and makes a good, big armful
for anybody. However, it is only a
sample of what Charlie raises in the
squash line. His biggest product is
on display at the Yellow Medicine
county fair at Candy this week. We
also have a sample of corn taken from
the Schwartz farm and it compares
very fayorably with what they raise
in Iowa. There is lots Of good cor in
Lincoln county.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
STARTS AT $4,000.

Be a stenographer and earn a good
salary. NJ. J. Roy Of Lawrence, Mass
took a six months course in the Man.
kato Commercial College last winter
and secured a government position at
s125 a month. He believes In the
school and wants his brother, back IN
Lawrence. to attend the Mankato
Commercial College this fall. Many
others are doing as we'll as Mr.. Roy.
yoI can. Our catalogue tells how.
c.nd for Il today. Mankato CONNER
e,aI College, Mankato, MINI.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
IN c

There's often much truth in the
her face is her fortune but
its never said where pimples, skin
eruptiOns, blotches, or other blem-
ishes disfigure it. Impure blood is
back Of them all, and shows the need
Of DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Try
them. rs cents at all druggists.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
ELkTON.

From the Record:
Farmers along the rural routes.
VIII you please cut and burn the
weeds on the road side along side of
your farms? The government re-
quires this if you expect to have your
mail placed in your mail boxes. The
drivers on nail routes have orders to
cut out any and all boxes where this
rule is broken.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
V LEG OF BOY

1T seemed that my 14-year old boy
would have to lose his leg, on account
Of an ugly ulcer, caused by a bad
bruise," wrote ID. f. Howard, Aquone,
n. c. All remedies and doctors treat
ment failed till We tried Bucklen's
Arnica Salye, and cured him with one
box" Cures burns, boils, skin erup-
tons, piles. csc at all druggists.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

The Volga township exhibit at the
county fair has been secured by Mayor
Dalthrop and placed in his office
where it may be seen by those who
are coming to this vicinity to look at
land.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

Robert f. Phelps, who for the past
four years has published the Brook
ings Press under a lease, has entered
the employ of the Register and will
have charge of the composing room of
that paper.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

NUTeasdN 10 INUh dWVUV
I'd rather think about Otto Young. millionaire late owlcr Of The Fair"
IN Chicago, who landed in New York d pEuntess boy, scarcely ahc 10 speak
thu English language, nth his big toe sticking through the leather of his
sloe, and his stomach as empty as a cigarette smokers brain, who earned
81 &C on his first day in America By selling toys IN the streets. I'd rather
think of the beautiful farm lands of the West that Uncle Sam is trying to
give away l. men viii will work Or them Id rather think of the thousands
Of pages of advertisements in the big newspapers every day. put there by
business men who have found that the harvest is uenteous and the lahorers
are few.
suppose there is nothing to do when you see a beggar but to give him
money. Otherwise it is morally certain that he will starye or steal Besides
it is a credit o the warmhearted world that there are tramps and street or
ner solicitors. They furnish positive evidence that men are generous, for If
men weren lot generous there would be n beggars. When a man bess on
the street corner he proves thereby that the hearts of people are more tend
er than their brains; for their brains have led them to build the Uoorhouse,
the accommodations of which, as Mr.. Scrooge nee suggested, are ample
enough to meet all requirements
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
Attt~
wv III L.,

From the Leade-'
Nessrs Harrison Moore and Geo.
Joens and Misses Toner and Rudd
Went to B~rookings last evening to at
tend the performance OF The Shep-
herd of the Hills"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

Lincoln. There are those who have
farmed here for more than a quarter
of a century and they still swear by it.
They are good references as to Lin
coin county's productivity.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

We heard last week that George
Bunday, Jr., was married to Laura
Borstad but We did not like to publish
it on hearsay, but we saw his mother
the other evening and she confirmed
the report. They were married at
West Union, Iowa. Laura Borstad is
the daughter Of John Borstad and a
sister of Christ Borstad the route
agent. George Bunday, Jr., is the son
of George Bunday, Sr., of Bruce,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

The rural carriers commenced leav-
ing the post Office in the morning
October LIST instead of afternoon as
formerly. They are required to weigh
and count all mail nov.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
AURORA.

From the Times:
Thos. Enright, living east of Bush
nell, went down to Rochester, MINI.
recently to consult the Mayo Bros.
and word came back that he would be
operated upon this week Wednesday,
for ANGER and a complication of other
troubles His wife left for there Tues
day night. Mr.. Enright was one of the
first settlers in Alton township and
one of the few old ones left there.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
HENDRICKS

From the Pioneer:
When God mapped out a portion of
the globe and called it Minnesota He
so destined that a favored portion of
it should be named after the immortal
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
BRUCE.

From the Herald:
T. b. Kelley, second son Of Mrs.
Jessie Kelley of the Brookings music
store, left for Minneapolis last We'd
nesday with the expectation of taking
a years study in music. T. b. is al
ready a violincello player of promise,
and a years steady work will prob
ably place him among the best in the
northwest.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
About the County
VOLGA.

FROM the Tribune:
Ross Nesbit, who had the misfor-
tune to be kicked in the leg by a horse
some two or three weeks ago, is not
doing as we'll as expected and it is
now believed that the bone was prac-
tured TO some extent.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

There was another horse race last
Monday afternoon to decide a ten
dollar wager. The race was trOtted.
paced and run in one heat and the
Judges rendered their decision, bur
the stakeholder still has the mOney.
Fod ReXford protested the race, or the
decision. Yes, he was in the race -
the start, but the judges decided he
was TOO slow in reaching the finish
that's where the trouble started
When one driver in a race know
more than three judges know of just
how a PAGER should pace and whera
that PAGER should be at the finish, and
when said driver is a thorough hors'
maj and knows that he is a t%hOrougl
horseman, knowing more than al.
three of the judges, what would You
do if you We're that driver? Mr.. Reg
ford simply served notice on IN OF
the judges who happened to be a ten.
ant, TO vacate in three days" Late.
Peace has been declared and under
the terms arranged Mr.. Rexford gets
the ten dollar purse and on his par.
annuls the removal notice and calls
off all boycott restrictions which he
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10

had placed. Let us all smoke the
pipe OF peace"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-10
The UNEMPLOYED

It's a mighty peculiar thing that any strong man
should be a beggar or "out Of a job
TnnleaSant tO think abCut
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-30

PATCHEN IS
STILL UNBEATEN

Cleveland. O.. July 3o.--The open
ing of the grand circuit at North Ran
dali track here was witnessed
by a large crowd. but the achieve
ments of the horses We're a bit disa.p-
pointing as to time. Last nights
heavy rainfall slowed the track. The
officials gave the course the benefit of
an extra hours sunshine, thus delay
ing the start of the races.
The wen of the day was the Ed
wards stake, PIG pacing, purses
$4,000. best three in five heats. Joe
Patchen H.. picked as the almost GER
tain winner. took the race in straight
heats. sustaining his reputation as an
u~nbeaten PAGER. Knight Onward
made a gallant attempt to head the
big bay coming up from far back in
the last 100 yards of the first heat and
giving the Patchen horse n rub.
Patchen got off in the lead each time
and maintained it. Patchen's frs,
heat was travelled in 2:O7, the fastest
Of the day.
Other winners were: Tavern
Steak" amateur drivers, 2:14 trot.
$1,000. The Wanderer, best time
2:ilA. Second division. Esther W.
best time 2:0sA. Third division,
Moko billiard. best time 2:l2A.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-30
16 DAYS IN JAIL
Indian Girl Arrested for DisorlcrI
Conduct.

Fargo. \. D.. July 3o.-Pearl La
Ielie. an Indian halforeed. who was
arrested on the north bridge on the
charge of disorderly conduct. was
brought into the police station. The
way she kicked at the officers who ar
rested her was a caution and Pearl
had them all standing around her in
10 the woman's cell of the city lock-
up.
The little eirl was born rough
to use the we'll known expression Of
the wonan in charge of the alligator
girl on the midway at the recent state
fair. That remark certainly applies
TO the Indian halfbreed girl Pearl.
With all the warwhoops ever coined
by her ancestors. she started out to
give a painted medicine dance on the
north bridge Saturday night that was
the biggest sensation of tho whole fair
week and kept the police officers ac-
tive in holding her down.
Pearl was sentenced to sixteen days
in Jail which she is serving. This
morning she was visited by two male
friends who brought her ome tobac-
&C and the necessary papers with
which she rolled a cigarette. The girl
seems to be taking her punishment
lightly.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-30
REOLEGS LOSE THE
FIRST TO DACOTAHS
Batting Rally by the Grand
Forks Men in Seventh In.
ming Cinches the Game.
NEW P AT WORK
Taylor has Three big League
Men With Him But
Can't Win Anyhow.
CENTRAL INTERNATIONAL I
LEAGUE.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS,
Games Saturday.
Grand Forks S; Superior l..
Winnipeg 5; Duluth 2.
Where They Play Toda-.
duluth at Winnipeg.

Superior at Grand Forks.
= y . .
Kid Taylor and his Superior bandits
tried to put. a damper on the fair
week enthusiasts in Grand Forks by
trimming up the local ball team We
terday. but the best laid plans of
men and mice aft gang aglee'' and 50
did those of the visitors from the Wis
consin city. The score was Grand
Forks s, Superior 4-and tina isn't all,
as the locals secured a total of twelve
nice ones into the gardens where no.
body was.
Morse did the hurting for the Da-
cotahs and Lampman, who halls from
Plttsburg. according to Kid Taylor,
performed likewise for the Superior
ties. Morse did not pitch as tight a
game as usual, but backed by some
good support and timely hitting on
II part of his teammates he tucked
away a win in his pitching percentage
column.
Superior Counts First.
The Redlegs started the tallyine in
the first half of the first.
With two men down Curtis singled
and Ford scored him on a smashing
double into left field. In the second
inning the Dacotahs took the lead
Edmunds getting on through his sin
gle and Jarnigan laying down a bunt
n sending him to second. Altman
doubled, scoring Edmunds. DeHaven
raised a high fly to Ford at second
which that gentleman was kind
enough to grandstand on and dror
and Altman crossed the platter for an.
other.
The Redlegs tied 1t up in the third
a double by Donovan and singles by
Curtis and Ford doing the deed.
This, d all tallying until the
cHNvors rN3- ,l>~..t -.
walks and our hits started sometime
that counted five for the Dacotahs
Altman flew out to short and DeHaver
walked. Hyzer also poled a gift tc
first and VanDine struck out. Foster
singled, scoring DeHaven and Hyzer
Eel singled and Edmunds poked out q
pretty double. putting Foster and Bel
in for a count of two more. Jarni.
gan's single scored Edmunds.
In the eighth it looked as though
the Kid had put enough energy into
lis cohorts to cause them to get five
for themselves. With two men GU,
McCauley put a fast grounder to Bell
The sphere took one of those nasty
treacherous bound tapping Bell OF
the shoulder and Nc got on. Dunr
singled and Benrud OF Minny league
doubled. scoring them both. This is
the finish of tallying. Here's how il
was all done.
Score by innings:
Grand Forks ......O 2O0OO51 Ks
Superior .........:1 0 1 0 0 0 2 o.
Summary-Two-base hits. Altman
Edumunds, Donovan. Ford, Benrud 2;
sacrifice hits, Edmunds. Jarnigan
Lampman; bases on balls. off Morse
5, Lampman 4; earned runs. Crane
Forks 4, Superior 2; struck out. by
Morse 6. Lampman 3; left on bases
Grand Forks Z. Umpire. Marsh. Time
of game, 1850.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-30
Scouts at Game.

Louisville, July 3O.-Louisville de-
feated Kansas City in the first
game of the series by 2 to 1. The
visitors could not hit Moskiman con-
sistently. while the locals found DeS-
sau at the right time. Bakers u1t-
ting end Downey's fielding were rea-
lures. Barbeau a elected from the
grounds for disputing Il decision. Ed
die LennoX was today traded by Louis
VILE to Kansas City for Pitcher Mad
doX. Two thousand boy scouts and
news boys witnessed the game.
X. Fl. r.
Louisville 80. .......... > 10 ,
Kansas City ........ I 0
Moskinan ard schlei; Dessau and
O'Conror.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-30
Summer colds arc hard to get rid al

Summer colds are hard to get rid of.
ana frequently lead to asthma. bron-
chitis. and hay fever. Do not let your
cold get a hold on you. but use Toley's
Honey and Tar Compound for quick
lratief. w. Fl. Allen. Chelsea, Wis,
says: 1--WE prefer Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound to other cough medi-
cines because it quickly cures coughs
and colds. 1t will ward off a cold if
taken in time" Contains no opiates.
McGrath's Pharmacy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-30

fifth. when they cinched the game
with three runs. Hirsch had the Wis
itors guessing all the way. holding
them to three hits until the ninth
when he yielded two more. Poor
support cost him a shutout. The
big south-paw kept up his work as a
record-breaker for strike outs by
whiting ten men in the nine rounds.
The score:
Duluth .......O1O 600 o01-2 3 1
Winnipeg ....,110 003 O0x-5 Q j
Batteries: Stark, Johnson and Har-
grove; Hirsch and Hasty.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-30
National League
Third Straight Game.

New York, July $0.-Chicago won
its third straight game from New
York yesterday. The score was 4 to 3.
and the victory was lucky. in the
sixth Herzog drove to center a hit
which ordinarily would have scored
Becker and Merkle. who were on sec
ond and third. but it happened the
ball grazed the lapel of the umpire's
oat. The result was that Becker and
Mcrkle We're ordered back to the
bases they had just occupied. Then
Meyers. the neX batSman, hit into a
double play.
New York 3 6 .
Tesreau. Ames and MeNes; Richie,
Rculbach and Archer.