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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
TEACHERS WILL
HOLD MEETING
SECOND MEETING o. COUNTY
ASSOCIATION TO sE HELD ~
PENSACOLA on oEcEMBER a

TIE second meeting 81 ne County
Teachers Association wlu BE- held a.
public school 40. I Tn Pensacola on
tho secoud Saturday in thia month.
December Il
All teachers arc specially requested
tc be present a. tEln meeting. a. an
Interesting program has been pre-
ptrof br the rrerram COMMITTEES.
There VIII hC q special feature in The
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
CHILDREN ARE TO
GIVE a DOLL FAIR

The children az 81 sIichasrs school
propose 90 bold dou fair On the
afternoon 20 Monday. December Ca
at st AurbarTs hal corner Chase
end Bayian
Refreshments yin De- served b.
tween the hours 90 ana 9 o. m AL
the ladies' ~ Pensacola are lnyited
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
TERsELY TOLD.
$500 REWARD.


ne aaurnmf wlu pas $500 rs~ard ser
tvidencs sunHcisrt % eonvlct sny eoy %
PERSON faund Nteailna auhsgrlnerg papara
aftsF asiissrN ~ sane ~ earrlsf.
Rev. Lynn n. waussr. president q
Palmer CoIcse. of poF0niak. arrived
lu the city yesterday, Re VII
preach ln Pensacola today. SIR. Walk
e. has e large number o. friends IN
the eity. where hs formerly resided
"a Warrior. Of Chiplsy. was arons
enc business visitors 20 Pcnsaoola
yesterday.
~ ~ King. 81 Harris. is tn the cts
on q short business visit Tie regis
tered a. uir san Carlos.
r.. g. Kilparick. ~ Camden. Ala
yves among the registered guests al
thc san Carlos hotel yesterday.
capt. Thomas n. weues r. bsch
from a flying trip 20 his farm In
Athens. Limestone county. Ala
Alr and SIN. Phnip sanchoE ars
tho parents Of q zine EirL who ar
rived AZ their bone last night
Roy g. johnson. who was operated
upon last Monday night at the sani.
tarium ia doing nicely 20 the great
pleasure q his many friends.
". A. saninan. q Admission. Aia.
Formerly with Joseph Sacks a. CO.
and J. T. Wilson. - now wttN A
Henry white and Bro.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

Lest you forget, trade at
home and do your Christmas
shopping early.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08
You know this old mqn2

You know this old man?
And like him, too, no
doubt.
So that If he were 10 tell
YOU that The John White
Store Is the store selected by
him for his official headquar-
tiers in this town in the line
OF clothing, furnishings, hats
and shoes, YOU would need
no further information or
the subject.
Buy your Christmas pres.
cnts early.
A new suit 10 gladden. the
holidays or a new overcoat
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

u ~ King ~ Harris. is tn the CITY
on short business visit lie regis-
tered at thn san Carlos.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

IA Warrior. Of Chipiey. waa anons
tha business visitors 10 Pcnsaoola
yesterday,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

r.. G. Fitzpatrick. ~ Camden. Ala.
yves among the registered guests az
thr San Carlos hotei yesterday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

Capt Thomas E Weues ls beck
from a flying trip 90 his farm IN
Athens. Limestone county. Ala
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-08

afr and Mu. Phlip sancher are
tho parents Of q fine Eirt who ar
rived AZ their home last night
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
WALTON.

Mrs. George Buell. entertained the
W. F. M. >. last week. A delicious
chicken supper was served and all
report an enjoyable time.
Mrs. Laura Gibbons went to Bara-
boo last Thursday 10 spend few days
with her friend, Mrs. John Martin.
TheIschool entertainment and basket
supper Saturday night was we'll at
tended. The baskets brought over
$1,000 with which they will buy a
new bell.
Miss Lottie Shore is helping MRS.
Will Hall.
Miss Rena Fox went to WonewCc
Sa' nrday to visit her parents over
sunday.
Miss Mira Jordon was home over
Sunday from the Wonewoc high
sch .ol.
Word was received here last week
that Spencer Mortimer, son OF w. W..
Mortimer of this place, who is at a
college at Oskaloosa, Ia, came near
being drowned while trying TO rescue
his room mate, Walter Tabor, who
was drowned.
d. Miller is busy these days BALD
ing barn.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
Announcement.
Ab[EMAN.

Miss Title Bender went to Chicago
last Wednesday on visit with
friends.
e. A. Anderson was IN Milwaukee
on business two days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gust Pyferson and
Jules Verbeke were Reedsburg callers
last Thursday.
Miss Emile Polman of Sank City
is visiting with her niece, Mrs. w. j.
Hummel this week.
Gust F. Scharnke was a business
caller in Reedsburg last Thursday.
Mrs. e. o. Scharnke entertained
relatives from Baraboo Sunday.
Mrs. II. Pfaff and daughter, Mrs.
August Lange, went to Chicago
Sunday on visit with her
daughter, Mrs. j. Hauder.
Henry Ksanze of Reedsburg was a
caller here Sunday.
Mrs. Ed. Warren was in Baraboo on
business Men lay.
Miss Fern Hines returned from
Spring Green Monday where she has
taught school the last year.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
SOUTH WESTFIELD.

Miss Amanda Theiding, who for
some time has been employed al
Reedsburg, returned home for the
summer.
William Voss and Mrs. g. Heinz are
numbered on the sick list
Quite number fronl here attended
the dance at Gustave Harms Satur-
day night.
Miss Emma Schumacher, teacher in
Dist. No 5, will close her school Fri
day evening, May the Oath with a
program.
Miss Amelia Reinecke, who has
employment at North Freedom is
spending a few weeks at home.
William Swartz and Robert Steve
have started at their new houses.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Meyer of
Loganville spent Sunday evening at j.
H. LIGHT home.
Mr. and Mrs. William Lichte and
family and Miss Thresa Reinecke
spent Ascension day with his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Lichte, near the
county farm. The trip was made in
his swell new surrey.
herman Smith, who just finished a
we'll for Henry Schultz, is now drill
ing for john Hartig.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
IA VALE.

Miss Iva Sloniker got frs in the
Decl amatory contest that was held
here on Tuesday night. Bartell Bor-
caers got second. The final contest
will be held at N rth Freeuom Satur-
day, May the 26.
The Misses Mabie aud Rosa Hine
came up from M ADDISON to visit friends
here for week.
Ed. Richards, who is working in a
shoe factory, came up the first of the
week to spend few days at home.
Mrs. |. j. Laird is enjoying a visit
from her grandmother who lives at
Lancaster.
Mrs. e. Rehbein and son visited her
people at North Freedom recently.
Mrs. Henry Miller and daughter
left last Thursday for Nebraska to
' isit MI. Miler's ster, Mrs. Frank
Barney. They were accompanied oy
Ether Miller VINO INTENDS making ner
home with Mr.. aud Mrs. Barney.
lis. vi IFS ILQCI iCCulhCO lcoV WIN
alter an absence OF several weeks she
Iioltuu relatives IN Cntcago and
Lib rty vile, Lii.
Charles Schafer and family are here
from Iowa visiting his parents. Char
les is just recovering from eye OF
Typhoid fever and has come home fol
awhile.
The sLork has visited in this vicinity
twice laGely, leaving daughter with
MIR. and Mrs. l.. II. W.clos, also one
at Frank Roblnson's.
p. j. Mihlbauer returned from The
hospital on Saturday where he LAS
been several weeks and had toe
ampulaled while there.
Mrs. Henry Hochmuth of Wone-
VOC visited her sisters here last Sat-
ur0ay.
Mrs. Vern Apker and Miss Elsie
Thornton entertained for Miss Grace
Paddock Saturday night. The first
OaLy picture OF each guest had been
brought and some were hard 10 recog-
nize as the young ladies present. A
very Pheasant evening was spent.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
LIME RIDGE.

The play and basket supper at the
Seaman, school house wa, we'll a.
tended. A >1m of $38 was ma re fer
the baskets.
Messrs. Bernie aud Roy Hainstock
from Bear Valley came Saturday TOR
the basket supper.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry II ainstc OK from
Bear Valley spent over Sunday at the
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
BUCKWHEAT VALLEY.

Masons are building the wall for
Mrs. Anna Miller's barn.
Miss Alice Grover was visiting at
Albert Doerings few days last week.
Mrs. Anna Miller is in Madison al
tending her daughter, who is very
sick.
Charles Briggs of Magnolia was in
the valley Sunday.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23

A baby daughter was born Sunday,
May 10, to Mr.. and Mrs. j. l.. Alexan.
der of Greenfield.
Mr.. d Mrs. John Vertein and son
spent Monday al Reedsburg.
Earl Stsckhouse has returnet TO-
B. raboo.
A thur Veriein, Raymond Rumpf
Sienna X rtugeI. ard Nellie and Roy
B -ook went to Loganv lille Friday and
; aturday to take diploma examlna-
lions.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
WESTFIELD.

jamie Borders has gone to Baraboo
for short visit with relatives and
friends.
Nellie Stackhouse cane Friday from
Baraboo to visit few days.
Mrs. w. w. Beige and children
went to Baraboo on business Friday.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
Iaxidermist Work.

All kinds of birds and animasl
mounted true to nature. Prices rea-
sonable. Work guaranteed to be
first class. E. D. Ochsner, Prairie du
Sac, Wis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
EXERCISES FOR
MEMORIAL DAY
slssla- -
Will Be Given Under Aus
pices of the G. A. r. and
Sons of Veterans.

Following is the program Of the
| Memorial Day exercises to be given
under the auspices of the Joe Hooker
Post No. 8, 6, A r. End Phil. Chez K
Cammandery ). of ", No. IS, May
81, 1912:
! Joe Hooker Post, sons of Veterans
I'd Cadets will form in line at Post
| hall on Third street at O'Clock in the
! morning.
! City and county officers and all
citizens and civic societies, residing in
Baraboo AMI vicinity, are invited togo
with the Post and participate la the
oh ,ervauce Of the day both forenoon
and afternoon.
| Flowers will be provided by the w.
r. &. and will be placed on all the
graves Of deceased soldiers by the COM
rades of the Joe Hooker Post and Sons
of Veterans under the direction of the
executive committee.
After the decoration they will a.
semble at the g. A. r. lot where the
G A. r. service will be given by tue
:. of ", after which they will return
to the Post hall.
Stores aud other business places are
reQuestt d to close from 12:3l until 4
O'Clock D. m. on Memorial Day.
Afternoon
The S. Of ", w. r. q. and Post and
other organizations taking part in the
parade assemble at the Post nall at |
O'Clock %. 10. and march 10 the First
NJ. E. cnufch.
Program at Church.
Called to order by Mayor Thuerer,
president of the day.
Prayer by Chaplain E. e. Henke.
Reading of Governors Proclamation
by secretary.
Song.
Reading of Logan's first Memorial
Procl ama,ion by j. s. Workman.
Reading-Lincoln's Gettysburg adj
dress by Robert Keller.
Song-High School quartet.
Address by Rev. e. P. Hall.
Song America, by the audience.
BenedictiOn by Chaplain Henke.
Marshal of the day-D. j. John
son.
Assistant Marshal of the day
Walter Gropp.
Committees on rlarking Graves.
Walnut Hill cemetery. FL. Dop-
pier, e. L. Palmer, Arthur johnson,
Will Richie.
Catholic cemetery-W. j. Power,
James Nc Ginnis.
Fairfield cemetery--C, r. Caf1iseh,
Manford Bump, Frank A. Thomas,
Herbert r. Thomas.
Rock Hill eemetery-Henry Roser.
Dwight s. Weleh.
Davis Ha 'kett,
j. II. Doppler,
G. +. Palmer,
J.. r. Hofstatter,
A. A. Brownell,
Frank Link.
Elk. Committee.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23

home of Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert L
Smith.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-05-23
Afternoon.

The S. Of ", w. r. T.. and Post and
other organizations taking part in the
parade assemble at the Post nall at l
O'Clock p. 10. and march TO the First
NJ. E. cnuTch.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
MRS. sELBY AND PRIZE BABY

Il have always used Cutlcura Soap
and no other for my baby and he has
never had sore Of any kind. Ito
does not oven chafe ns most babies
do. I feel sure that II IL NIL owing to
Cutlcurn Soap. for no ~ fine and
hoplthy. and when i've months old.
won prize In u baby contest II
makes my heart nche TO 80 into 30
maay homes and see swoetfaced
baby with tho whole top Of It's head
solid mass OF scurf. caused by poor
soap I always recommend Cutlcura,
and nlno times out Of ten the next
time SEQ the mother she says: OH
am 80 glad you told mo of Cutlcura.' "
tsigpcd) Mrs. q. a solby. Redondo
Beach. california; Jan. 10, 1911.
Although Cutitura Soap and Oint
mcnt are sold everywhere. a sample
OF each. with 32.pagc book. viii be
mailed free on duplication to "cuti
eura." Dept, 1. boston.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

tcally all OF his drawings were engraved aud pub
lsh,d Ia the former country, as were most 9th.
cra ui "a similar nature with the exception per
haps ~ those OF his pupil Tcmpcsta who living
la Rome, ana cvnciug HE fertility and indus.
ny. had some NJ his drawings engraved by ltal.
iaua Az edition after edition NJ Stradanus Bcrlca
Vcro issued boy the Gale brothers NJ Antwerp. and
eagerly bought up. the circle Of hlB admirers In
northern Europe grew over wider. hut there Ia no
evidence that his work In the picturcbook line
ever became very popular In Italy. the country OF
his adoption Thcrd hls celebrated Naples frcs'
Goes Tor Don Juan of AUSTRIA hnd his equally
good designs for tapestry for the Mcdici Grand
Duke. enjoyed far more popularity
Considering the immense difficulties NJ trans
por'atIuu which then utlll handicapped an inter
national aud especially all traugnlplno intcrcom
munlcatou. 10 is rather curious that the formld
able da'uuc, intervening between tho city on tho
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
STANLEYS EXPLOITS

No explorer before Or since has approached the
harvo- that Horny NJ Stanley reaped (says a
vr'or in tho Sew York SUM- and no man Of let.
r,r.. pidio.s, or scholar has had such a single
l-,4r, tour as st0nleys greatest In something
Of cities he received $1,000 and In stlll another
group 5000 Travelling In special car upon
which he lived in most places. and accompanied
by four or five guests he sndsd the tour with s64
900 clear OF all expenses. For that FIRST night In
New York a charity paid staney's agent $1,000
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

ing club at the Loo, near Apcdoorn. which Mr.
S s' come assisted by no Duke OF Leeds and Mr.
Stuart Wortley. had formed In the ycnr tsgg
was dissolved the very year 1t had reached It's
majority.
one detail IN suadahus drawing deserves spc.
clal notice e., the turned.up heads of the two
herons at which hawks are about 20 stop. Il
shows that tho artist fully believed the legend.
sanctioned even by such late writer's as Walter
Scott. that the heron when hard pressed and
stopped at by the hawk viii point his benk IN.
wards and thus receive the descending enemy
upon Its point, thereby lnalcting serious injury
II not killing him outright According 10 modern
experts this pretty story has no foundation in
fact II seems extraordinary that for centuries
artists went on painting Incidents which they
never could have seen. scores. II not hundreds OF
pictures Of what was once n favorte and aristo-
cratic sport depicting this very occurrence
stradanus prediction for portly men and
women as we'll M for steeds Of tho cart.horso
type. and for unwIeIdy fat spanles and hounds
betray his Dutch origin. and perhaps also busi
nesske desire 10 please his principal public in
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

s California Judge decided that
there Ia no JUDICIAL authority to keep
a man from making love TO his wife.
although Il could stop his beating her.
The rnnarkable cause OF this remark.
able decision was that n woman In
Los Angeles had applied for an inJunc.
ton TO restrain her husband from In.
sistlng on being attentive to'her This
judge was not Solomon. bot no real.
he'd thdt only Solomon could be
tfuttod to rule mon the vhims ana
"Reminiscences Of womankind
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

turo uf clcphanthuutlng ~
anu ms details. such az
tho long nlc Of natives
carrying on loads Of
dlFmombcrcd elephant on
their heads and shoulder
are curious enough Tie
picture OF the bear hunt ~
more true 20 lie. though w.
may express some dosbt
whether horses could be-
got TO charge bears In he
way Stradanus pictures.
our last drawing rerc-
Hcnts the Florcntino artd'a
Ideas Of horon.hawilng II
tells It's tale fairly plainly.
though. Of course. the Incl.
dents II represents are far
too crowded together II
was considered the noblest
Of all hawking. and though
II IL not so long ago that
more than two hundred
horonries existed In tho
British lsles-some Of them
comprising ns many as n
hundred nests with four or
i've eggs IN cach-the sport
Is now extinct Mr. HartlnE
tells ms that In the last cen.
tury MIR Edward c New.
come Of Norfolk, who was
the last English ialeoner
who kept heron hawks tho
died In is7D. killed 10 two
seasons with bis two IN.
nous hawks. Sultan and De
Ruytor, which he had I'm.
ported from Holland no
fewcy than one HUNDRED and
eleven herons. This shows
that the royal snort became
extinct In England not In
consequence OF any dsarth
OF hcrons. In the Ne,her
lands It Is still KEEP, up.
though the celebrated Hawk
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
A Klhd.Heartsd Man.

mFs NoNuNl4
couple Of Huifragottos out here
throwing stones nj your window. +"
bnwlod the policeman.
How long have hoy been doing
thnt?"
& oh A6Saral houru."
Lot en- Moucy II nnusos the girls
aud don't believe thoy1l hit the win
lowl
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
SROR nlXW (&ntQUDrdQUin8S

AWA E recent discoveries Of prehistoric designs In
~ cave IN tho south Of France confirm the assertion
In made by medieval writer's that sport formed
EI TIE subjects Of the earliest designs the disciples
| - Of Nimrod can rightly claim to have given the
\ hrst Impulse 10 art Unfortunately for us. the old
- sknclad sportsman artist who covered the walls
" his Pergord cave with outline drawings " his
eo"denizens-thc mammoth the giant bear and the
fendeerhereby securing for himself uudyne tho
must archaic OF all artists and eudowiug that underground
ta'y with the distinction of being ancient " all
" repositories failed 10 depict his form divine In con
necuoh with the trottng mammoth the stumbling bear
rue the spirit OF solfenacemcut which this omission be
rays eNhces refreshing absence Of the personal element
proves more conynclngly than could library Of volumes
"hat an infinite vista Of ntcrycncs between that niu
wedding cave man and the modern. scfasscrtyc presshc
button sportsman. nut STAY Are Judging this instance
81 chronological sefobleutlon quite Justly? Was that
Togodyios failure TO leave single indication to the
T'ave position Of man and beast really the result "
lh' dmdtnccH What evidence have that this artist ~
ne eIsioccnc Age had already that prmcya
condition when man was sti the hunted instead ot the
huner' How do know that tho huge Ecrhas prlmlgcn
nus or the formidable Ursus spcocus portrayed that Peri
cord Louvre hunting him tho pgmy homunculus?
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
The Proof

You don't scold your husband
when he has been out all night do
your"
NO; but how do you know
HE told my husband you made tho
best ice water he ever tasted"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
When Yout Eyes Need Care

Try NuAne Eye Remedy No smartlng-Fcela
Fine-Acts Ruichly. Try II for Red, Weak.
watery EyeA and Grhnulated kyelidA. Illus
trhted Book In each Package. Murine u
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lcne but used In bucceasful fhTticiang ffae-
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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

nd those people who moved into
he DOT ACROSS the hall seem to be de-
Blrabic nelghbors2" asked the man,
No" replied the woman. u watch
ed everything that came out OF tho
moving van They haven't thing
that We would date to borrow"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
Its Drawbacks

she-why don't you dance, don't
you like it?"
He-oh. yes. I like It all right, bui
the music always seems to put me
out. and the girl gets In my way.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

PaxtiRe Antlsepuc sprayed into the
nasal passages is a surprisingly sue
eesBful remedy for catarrh At drug
glsts. 25c box or sent postpaid on re-
celpt Of price by The Paxton Toilet
Co Boston Mass
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

BearHunting,-ey sradsnus.
Arno aud the harbor town on the Nor,b Sea did
not interfere In more discouragng manner be-.
tween artist and ougrayer.
For more than hall century that studio 10
Florence. OF which Slradnnus gives us In one on
his arts and crafts series. called the Nova Re
perta a characteristic picture. sens 10 have gone
ON supplying busy hands In distant Antwerp with
material OF the most heterogeneous kind. Saints
and devils popes and emperors. holy legends and
scenes from purgatory wars and sloges. land bat.
ties and naval engagements. royal progresses and
peasant fetes, hunting, fishing and fowlng scenes
galore. tho horses Of all nations. the crafts and
trades OF the civilized world. the discoveries OF
Columbus and Vospuccl. scientific inventions Of
the day the working Of the sllkworm and scores
Of other subjects Of the most diverse nature.
one aud all depicted with realism and with a
power Of imagination that really amaze one. II
shows what an extraordinary demand for illus.
trations had suddenly sprung up In the second
half Of the sixteenth century among the nations
Of northern Europe AS they awoke from tho intel.
lectual stupof that had enchained them during
medieval times
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

6IWET TGdIWET UTu MOI N''VW1
II was In the primary class OF a graded school
IN western city. and the day was the 22d OF
February I...l
Nov, who can tell mo whose birthday this isG'
REked the teacher ..4 Hl
little girl arose timldly
Well Margaret, you may tell u.s." said the
teacher.
Mine" was the unexpected reply ,-Eyerybody's
Magazine, ..I
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
EQUAL TO EMERGENCY.

Excited Customcr-A man Just
dropped dead ON tho first floor.
Floor Walker lin big department
storcl That's oil right. sir. Youll
una the Undertaking department on
tho iith floor.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

aud the receipts from the lecture were Sl4763
on the other hand Alexander Graham Bell used to
lecture for S25 a night In schoolhouses and the
struggling Inventor was glad enough Of the fee
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

Let me see. was Rome founded by
Romoo?'
No It was juliet who was found
dead by Romeo"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

ed and stinoned and
| felt completely
worn out Nervous.
ness ana headaches
licpt me IN an un.
strung condition ana
frequent passages OF
the kidney socrotions
added TO my diHcom.
Tort. | was soon re.
llevod, however, after
/ began taking Doana
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17
Rather plslnteres,ed.

LOT me take your sister apart"
Don't She is all broken up, as II
Ia"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

Many a fellow who puts up good
front is talked about behind his back.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

2 GARFIELD Tea Is unequaled either as an
occasional or daily laxative.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-17

Even the ubsent.mindcd man may
have a good presence