The Washington bee., 1912-02-10

other hand if the arbitrators decided
IN favor Of the ivory-domed head OF
the colored schools, the coEored
members af the school board would
be allowed, to increase the climatic
disturbances by exclaiming IN a harsh,
gutteral tone of voice. the william still
persues him, and Little Son OF His
Father would be expected to continue
70 duck and dodge the blows. How
Kelly ever evolved such an unusually
iair, and such a stupendOuS scheme
OF arbitration without bursting every
d0gged spindle in his brain loom, 4
can't for my life understand IL
Nelly ever gets his scheme OF arbi-
tTatlon copyrighted, patented, and en-
-tTcu IN the pOStotlce as iOurth-ClaSS
matter. his fortune Is made If Com
pers should hear Of It. he would ask
victor Berger 10 introduce ii III the
mouse as a constitutional amendment
TO the constitution. [ did hear that
helly thought SO we'll OF it that he
went down TO the Eighth Police Pre-
clnct station and unfolded the whole
scheme to Capt. Doyle, and then he
asked Captain what he thought OF it.
w ait minute. said the Captain to
the nublan dean, and reaching for the
telephone, he said, to the operator.
Give me Lincoln 1926" That was
enough. Kelly knew that number
was St. Elizabeth's phone call. and he
hurriedly left without thanking the
Captain for listening TO him. Butt
as / said heretofore, before hand and
prIorly, Prof. Miller is one of those
dear good old souls (and he amt old
by long time), who loves unity. and
he can't bear TO know of any disCord.
and he won't stand for estrangement,
even If he has to apply his arbi-
tTatiOn lotion | wonder what Teddy
would say IN The Outlook to Kelly's
peace arbitration treaty? For heav-I
ems sake, don't tell him.
When a fellow gets to hitting this
drug store whisky as a regular diet,
it's the hospital next. I was up to
Freedman's the other day to see a
one-time friend of mine, who is sick
up there, sick because he has expert
mented too much with drug store
kind that corrodes the
bowels, torpifes the liver, and grano-
litholizes the kidneys. He's all down
in the ash heap now, but he use to
be a good scout, and / like him for
his past. A fellows past ought to
be an asset once in q while. You
know these hard drinkers, especially
the drug store whisky drinkers, or
rather the drinkers of drug store
ali have some excuse for
dipping their bill down into the red
corn juice. Now | said to my friend,
said l, "Junius Brutus Cicero, what
made you enter on this last free-for-
all race with death over the whisky
route?' "Tapeworms," he laconical- |
y replied. "Tapeworms?" said I.
Yes, tapewOrms. You see them |
here tapeworms in my stomach jest |
got to stamping around, and a gnaW- |
ng at my insides until I could stand |
it no longer, and whisky is the only |
hing that will stop 'em. They want
I'd whisky, wouldn't rest till l gave it /
10 them, and I just had to give it to |
hem This was a new excuse for |
ne, 50 | asked him how much whisky |
IN ordinary healthy tapewOrm could |
stand These here tapeworms I've
got jest can stand all you can give
EN- to drink, "he said. Now when
.ver YOU see one of your friends
blowing the foam off a glass of beer,
or watching the beads settle i'll a glass
IF fermented rye, you will know
whats the matter-their tapeworms
Iave sent in the riot alarm.
Major Young.