The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-12-03

Efe. and W. hor.ed and f..ti
"h"r hteS VIZ nifty COMMON and M
50 NIFTY run. They VIZ a-kua. am
like aUl possest and taG-stIy or.
Knocked the rotheT down u ,i.er. -
q uhlsle and loped IN him ard ". ksl
fitnl TIL his eye balls bulge oGt san
lous, anc | spoke up ana 81. So, h.,r.
Eabor SCI !, halnt ye~ kerryln lvr,
exercises a leetle TOO fer
Al thet he let up a bit. and Ia So
SCI he. stranger. | don't know >, tsit
| kin see We air a human man, WIN
aWl the passions ov Our fral. hun44n-
10y. and know thet Il yew war II H4l
place, and had bin imposed Oh ana
S~nbleckted to the crutl treatnint tibet
| hay bin by this heer low down ami
mule which am d~isconnectin frum
the air which he amt n1ten to hreethe
ye wood be dom list ez | air dom
seq he.
Wall | be cussed il ] kin innafs-
nate enything short oS murder. SCI /.
which rhe same wood make any mans
blood het up. tibet wood make yew
choke a Teller man like thet. sez +.
What's he dun, seq /.
Why the tarnal ~scoundrel. SCI he.
got me 70 leeve a good. proritabul
bizness down in South Caliner. by
prOInisln me to git me a storekeepers
JOb IN Ferglnny, Sayin tibet he know
&C whar Woodrow Wilson wuZ. and
aWl We wood ave to do uuz 70 20
and asst him up here at Saluda. and
when We got to Saluda- a Teller told
us Wilson WuZ at a place called Der
muda in FerSinny-said they auz a
hundred BERN udas over thar; and We
started out fer tibet collection OF Ber-
mudas and fell in with this heer crowd
a-gUin' to Asheville and the sed ths
Wilson wuz gone TO India and thet
b Walkin' wuZn't good onless we had
a powerful lot Of faith. And SO I jist
thowt I'd beet up this hown davg and
go back to home.
And with tibet he begun TO pound
his pardner over the head with hls
fists and keep a-astin him whar h.
studied jogfry.
| moSyed on todes my turky mark,
down in the middle ov the state. bu'
when l got thar, nobody seemed to
rickollect hit war ThanksgUyin.
couldn't git nobody to listen 70 me
when ! asst EN- If they wanted 10 buy
turkys. Evrybody had a p~etshuG
gittin' foxes TO sign EN-, and ! seed
one Teller sign eyry petishun thet com.
along without lookin' at en-.
couldn't heer nuthin' but pos,ohis has
and posofis that. and a%ttorney fer
sum deestrick, and collector OK infer
nal revenue. and clerkships and -
fourth.
Ffnly I walked into a meat shol
and | SEE. SEE !. heer. nabor, ham
thez peepul got no more stummi1h feE
the CRATE ~nashunal burd7
Nashunal burdo seq he, ind or g4z-
zled and drecrny ike burdo So ~,
burd? l spose. seq he. We VAR speek-
in Of the eagle which air stonlpef or
money. he SEE, money which comes
OF ov the CRATE nashunal dish callec
pie. seq he. No, he SEE. when ! aor-
rected him, nuthin bur pie goes row
Ole-fashion family pot pie, SEE h@. -
kind our fathers used TO Tnake Aro
rite thru the town po~llyoshUH<. .aw
yers. doctors, d whole raft o. editores
cksTnlths. l~oafers. boss traders
farmers and sum preachers WIZ
fyin' around with p~etishuns. bGttou
helm foxes whisperin and p"fln
each other IN the ribs. ontII I .nor'
rho*t the hull popylashun wUz "cE
r crazy. A train loaded down with teI
: Iers come IN, on their way = Wish
ingtun. with Wilson badges 81 thtt
cotes big 81 sassers. and tafE part.
: nj killed one Teller who swore NJ w
/ the only original Wilson man IN Ii.
2 town. bein' fer him when about ekrg
: BODY else WIZ calm h!ra : pc ~rty
stricken skule tfecher. and ne 9c =
g teruard 81 the hosspltle thet tn Tre
: sun they beet him up 50 wuz thet no
" the oftis-seekers On tn tram g.
D FIFE Wilson and call him doctor an
g professor and skGle master o-t. .
uuZ nominated ana ever Sree- ne
WIZ declarin' he WIZ The grates- 80
/ eineey the dawn o. hls,ry. ard CT
blned awl the good qualities .. Mos
' David. :. Paul, Julius Ea@eAr, Napu
ieun, George Elliot and Thomas J~f
: ferson. with i c~-h ON bl- ttHFg II
sass.