New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-04-27
PERJURY.

a low moral standard seems to prevail
among Jurymen. who regard false swearing
in court o. a matter u courss.-From Tribune
editorall
And who are our Juryinen?
Are they OF class
Distinct from the others
Who make UP the mass
OF tho whole population!
Well. hardly and so
As the whole Is the part is
Which goes far TO show
That the general conscience
Is just a bit shy
In a number OF places
On what Is lie;
With Il slight inclination
To think 1t sin
To tell the truth squarely
II lying win win.
What?
w. J. HAMPTON.
Paw. what is an alien?"
.1t's-it's q person who wasn't born in
this country"
well, what does ALLEVIATE mean"
''Alienate? That means to deprive, 10
well IL a rich American girl marrles an
Erglishman ought she TO SUE herself for
alternating her own ffections?'-Chlcago
Tribune.
After thirteen years" writes Marie Won
CHASER. 81 feel that may tell story Of
the fatal number" and describes a dinner
given by Johann Strauss. the waltz king.
At his home In Vienna, Mt which she sat
between the host and Paul Lindau. The
company consisted OF men and women
nd rba
how to say it," and the flow of merriment
was at food tide when Adalbert Won Cold
schmidt, who had been detained at the
theatre. appeared. TO his question: May
come In so late7' there came cheerful
Yes and he found place at the table.
Then Strauss turned TO him and said,
hoarsely: We are thirteen and TO change
the number tho little daughter was brought
in and placed al a side table. Va are still
thirteen said the master. the result is In
evitable.' That was at Easter, and we
laid the earliest June roses on his her"
Gink-What was that unruly crowd OF
hoboes doing at Skinems?
Dink-Oh, nuthin much. Only he made
his advertisement too attractive and asked
for a partner with little money.-Philadel-
phia Record.
All hail tho reign OF the Turkish lowell
Two women were looking at suits IN one
OF the leading department stores. "Oh.
Grace, why don't you get that one with
the wash rag collar" cried the irrepressible
younger maid. pointing to a very nobby
tailor made affair. Madam" said the
"saleslady." with an aggrieved air, that's
the very latest I'm spring suiting." Maybe
So" was the hippaht reJolnder. AT any
rate, now / know how can use up some OF
my old towels" But scarcely were the
words out OF her mouth when u stunning
model emerged from behind a screen In a
complete suit Of this fuzzy. crinkly mate
rial Il surrender" said the hitherto re-
ealcitrant one. And so do they all. so II
you see a host Of women prOmenading
Riverside Drive In material hitherto con-
sidered adapted TO strictly domestic uses.
don't think they have escaped from Turk
ish bath. for they are only following, as
faithful disciples should. the last mad caper
( fashions tickle fancy,
Teacher-The right To have more than one
wife Is called polygamy. What is IL when
only enc wife Is allowed a man?
Willy-Monotony, ma'am.-Lippincott'
Aeronauts have adopted the picturesque
phrase holes in the air. to describe that
condition Of the atmosphere that makes
uniform horizontal fight impossible and
causes great danger TO the aviator. Among
the atmospheric conditions that may cause
a greater or less drop OF the seroplane."
says Science" ARE az horizontal strata
moving with different velocites. Cb) col.
unns Of air with different vertical COM
ponents. The boundary between such
strata and columns often is quite narrow.
and hence the aviator may pass with discon-
.csrting sbruntness from one 10 the other.
on certain conditions the downward accel.
Grafton may be even in excess Of that due