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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Good Old Times!

A Central Kansas man says 1t makes
him weary to hear man talking
about the good old times. 1t makes
him think of the days when the bank
err would tell him that seeing that he
had been his friend he, the banker,
was going to accommodate him. And
then he would take chattel mortgage
on six cows and the cook stove and
loan him SIS at per cent. month
Topeka Capital.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
lpsplration In Dreams.

Goethe frankly acknowledged that
he owed much of his best work to
dreams. -Ihe objects" he wrote.
which had occupied my attention
during the day often reappeared at
night in connected dreams. On awak-
Ing, a new composition, or a portion
OF one ! had already commenced. pre-
scented itself to my mind"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Gown Tried for Murder,

Old documents of the middle ages
tell US of numerous cases where ami
mails were put on trial for serious
offenses charged against them. For
example, in 1870 three cows were
tried for having killed a boy; the
whole herd were arrested as accom-.
plices. All were discharged but the
guilty three, these being condemned
to be executed. The sentence was
pronounced by the Duke OF Burgundy.
Our Dumb Animals.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Ocean Bathing In Spain.

All Spaniards who can afford 1t go
to the seaside in the summertime.
Here the great feature is the bathing.
A large wooden building is erected at
some distance from the shore, inside
of which the law demands that all the
women must battle, no men being al
lowed anywhere in the vicinity. Dur.
ing the bathing hours music Is play.
ed in the Enclosure, and refreshments
are served on the premises. OF course.
swimming Is out OF the question and
drowning accidents unknown.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Ten Billion In Gold.

1t is estimated that in the last four
centuries gold worth $4,000. 600, 600 has
been obtained Much of it is found on
the surface while some is mined. In
three years the fields OF California
produced $1SO,O00,0OO, while in the
same time Australia supplied the
world with 5000, 0OO, 900 in gold.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Artificial Soonoe.

The manufacture OF artificial sponge
Is based on the action of zinc chloride
on pure cellulose which has been
mixed with coarse rock salt. The
mass Is placed in press provided
with pins which make tiny canals like
pores. This sponge swells with wa
ter and hardens on drying like a real
sponge.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Let Him Pick His Own kino,

II want you to see If you can't find
out that am descended from king"
denly rich. Very well. sir" replied
the genealogist; 1--WE have large
stock Of kings to select from. Have
you any preference?"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Wanted Much of a Wife.

Probably the most extraordinary
taste in matrimony on record was
that of a man who advertised for
wife who must be quite dumb and
deaf. at least SO years Of age, and
who hates music children. pet dogs
and all strong drink"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Wrjtinu and Selma.

"Your output OF stories ID not
large" mo, produce only two a
year" "ls the work Of writing them
so very ditficult?" mo it's the work
of selling them. "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Could Get AIonu Without II.

"Hilda, il you leave me now l shall
refuse to give you testimonial "Ay
tank ay not need testimonial. Ay get
Bible now and ay skoll get husband
next week. Chicago Record Herald.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Class Distinction.

did We see as Jim got ten years
penal for stealing that 'oss?' Serve
i'm right. too. Why didn't e buy the
'oss and not pay for i'm like any
other ?"-Sketch.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Sympathy from Pa.

Geraldine-What did pa say when
you asked him for my hand? Gerald
He said that he was just as sorry
for me as II | were already one OF
the family
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
GUARDING AGAINST Comparisons.

A man in Connecticut recently ad-
vertised for a wife whose husband
must have been electrocuted or
hanged, SO that she may be prevented
from remarking what fine fellow her
first hus band had been"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Careful to Avoid Extremity

A man can groan fearfully under
the heavy responsibility of vast riches
without trying to tighten them the
least bit.-New York Press.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Bound to Have Its Effect.

He who is false to present duty
breaks q thread in the loom. and will
find the flaw when he may have for
gotten its cause.-Henry Ward Beech
er.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Turn From Tea to Rubber

Turn From Tea to Rubber.
The Island Of Ceylon has quit the
wholesale production Of tea and il
planting rubber instead, because the
latter Is found to be more profitable.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Hsoojs Really an Enulish Dish.

Haggis Really an EngIIsh DISH.
The haggis. according to iconoclas-
tic etymologists, is Scotch only by
adoption. having been popular dish
in English cookery down to the be-
ginning OF the eighteenth century.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
Tit for Tat.

He-"Madam you promised to obey
me Do You do it," She-"Sir, yol
promised me your worldly goods. d.
get emp,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-06-27
His Outlet for Originality

Has that young man nerve and
originality" Yes" replied Miss
Cayenne; but he uses them all up
in selecting funny hats"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
TRUTHFUL THEODORE.


Probably no man in modern times.
bee larger number of liars On hia
M than Theodore RooseTeit-his.
Aianias elub has enjoyed g remark
aAle growth ever Since he launched
Wiloi deliberate, malicious
iaehoodr IS an expression which has
worked tlli 81 IS Hraadbare and he is
Stir handling st dut in reply to any at
aek which assafls bis own utterauce.
iB man VINO az such q cham
4on 81 trath, one would naturally az.
peer to lind the most serupulous re-
d for accuracy 81 all his utterances.
I9 BE- sure from one who talks as
much as Roosevelt it is reasonable to
eet occasional Slips which we may
aritahly class Us inadYerteut, but in
lie larger matters where there can be
na question as q the iacis We have a
right io expect at least decent fe-
gard Tor truth
lna speech al Sit Paul the other day
Re1 ysit made tha unqualified asser-
son that wilson was nominated by
these esteemed bosses, Taggart ard
Murphy. Such a statement might be
forgiven il an ordinary soap-box ora
tas who is not supposed 10 speak with
amy high degree Of accuracy, but in q
Iaan ike Roosevelt it Is objectionable
even IN the heat of battles it must be
classified as one of the Wilful delib
crate, malicious species Of lies, In
tended for no other purpose than TO de
eeive those voters who DO not kH5#
the history of the Baltimore c0nYen
ton Roosevelt knows, as does every
man VINO has read the history Of thaf
convention, that il ever a man was
nominated in the ace of the most dc
temined opposition of the bosses, d
wills Woodrow Wilson Roosevelt knows
fiat Tor days Ar Bryan smole th'
bosses blp and thigh from Dan t'
BeHshe',a ana ~ iow other local.
iies and il was only after a battle
without q parallel iu political con
sellioA llat Mr Bryan won and th'
BOSSES were forced 10 accept the choicl
q ihe most progressive sienent o
fha paH An of ibis Roosevelt de
ihaaiely ignores, asserting VIVA
eFeB iniciiigent voter knows is false
70 hs lieht Of this 0areiaoed mis-
representation how can Roosevelt e.
Heet Us 70 accept hts testimony vine
tha issue oi veaeity is raised betwee
hm and PeMe Archbaid, at ali i
fhe case oL the standard OIL contFibl
hon2 Ia other words, isn't Irathil
Theodore little nervg to presum
fha. Ifs testimony is worthy Of beli'
81 ang important matter where an i
500 of fact IS iBV0lyedg
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10

sqaarely from the shoulder IN every
contest that he has waged in behalf
Of the people since be became gov
ernor 81 New Jersey be has shown the
same quality as a fighter ana So eour-
ageously has DC pressed bis points,
backing them with the facts ana logic
which he commands. that he has seq
dom failed 70 score. IN no contingency
where q vital issue has been involved
las the governor stepped aside Or been
found lacking iis attitude toward
Smith furnishes further evidence 81
bis character as genuine progressive
fighter and his fitness 70 lead in the
great battle for the peoples cause Or
TIE national stage
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
4 PRooREssIvE FIaHrEa.

IN a statement defining his attitude
iasafa ex-senator Smiths candidacy
Gov Wilson aaain makes 70 clear by
eora and deed that be IS 80 uneompro-
nslag progressive. 1t is not usual
rs d candidate for president to take
faIi la q local contest but in the case
3. he Sew Jersey seaal9isAip where
Smiths candidacy draws the lime
siaraI on he great issue Of progress
}Ism Gov Wilson does not hesitate
b take a position which cannot be
misunderstood His statement Is no
ordinary political scroed. but is the
dianiaad. iosieal argument Of 9 man
Nheae analytical mind goes straight
rs TIE meat of the matter
ms evident that Personal considera
iiona lave not influenced tha governor
e Ire position be has taken and you
aIi search bis statement in vain fog
ati reference IS Smith as d crook
laseai of ans one ol Tho other mum
efous kinds of repfobates Which som.
other gentlemen sire went iO apply U
Ihe political onponepis. Wilson W
fpsc Smith simply because The ialtel
stands i0r feaelionary policies and his
eltelian would place another obstacle
In ,he way Of the reforms 20 which tn,
peno1falic pMlg g committed.
Cos Wilton has never taken 10 thl
0rdteI against straw nan of directed
A's aheftles aealnai distract fees, bpl
NheH he concrete issaa IS presented
aa n tHs instance be sHIkci
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
DoN'Ts FOR HUSBANDS.
On answer to q sagacious Peace
maker)

On answer to sagacious Peace
maker)
Don't smoke in the parior and drop
the ashes on the floor
Don't throw your paper On the floor
ahen there Is a paper rack conven-
lent
Don't complain if dinner is late once
in awhile, sometimes it is unavoia-
able. a wife and mother has many
cares Il husband knows little about
Don't expect your wife TO keep
house for a family of ten and be al
ways neat and attractive
Don't expect your wife 70 think you
are the noblest Of men. when you can't
keen on the sidewalk in fact don't
let her soc you intoxicated al an if yon
value her affections; II you must drink
stay where you are and demand mat
those who sen you the liquor take
care Of you tim you are quite yourself
again Your wife don't want The job
Don't assist your drunken neighboT
to his home and then leave his help.
less wife and children at BIS mercy
Many men, who ought to know better
do this, and then imagine they have
done an act Of kindness.
Wisdom, where art thou
"A Subscriber
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
First published Sept 3. 19l29
ORDER FoR HEARING PETITION

FOR SALE or REAL ESTATE.
state Of Oklahoma, Grady County In
the County Court
In the Matter Of the Guardianship ot
Holmes Paul Iuule 9 Minor James
TT Tutle Guardian
Now, ON this. he sta day ol ssDtom
bor. 1912, james u Tuitle iiiea in this
court his petition asking for the sale
Of certain real estate belonging BE-
Holmes Paul Tulue, g minor and ass.
cd ia said petition Tor hearing there
On: and the Court after having a1am
iaea said netnlon IS oI the opInlon
that the same is sufficient in law and
bearing thereon should De granted.
Therefore. g is hereby considered
ordered adiudged and deeread that
said petition So filed Be end Iae same
is hereby set for hearing On the slA
day of October lai2 at the hour g.
ten O'Clock q m. at tHe Court room
Ia the City Of Chiekasha Grady coua.
ty, Oklahoma
II is further ordered that notice q
hearing Of such petition on aforesaid
be given by publishing 2 eopg oi taia
order ia the Chlckasha DAILY Express
for at least three weeks prior to iha
date set for such hearing and by post-
Ing copies Of such order ia three pHb,
lie places Is erady county Oklahoma.
for at least ~ DAYS prior to said
hearing and also 0y mailing % the
next OF kln as shown BY the petition,
copies Of thls ofdeH
(sea) N M WILLIAMS
9.92ld Jndge
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
IN THE LONESOME YEARS.

(By Request)
When your kids grow up, what You
gonna do?
When your little tads grows away from
sou,
When your boys gets big an gifts
straight an tall,
AN they think they hear the big city
call
Az they don long pants, an they ache
to go
Ic the ceaseless hurry to an fro
o. the giant city am do so, too
When il comes to that, what you
gonna do?
When you tumble out in the mornm'
gloom
All there amt no kid Ia The lHue
room
toi to stnop down over an hiss sood'
byo,
Ar' you 80 your way with a little
sigh
70 feed the stock an to start the day,
With the thoughts you're thinkin' a
world away
What if IT'S cool ami the skies IS blue,
When Che kids is gone, what you gon-
ma do?
When the girls out there in the sand
box now.
SO full of lovin an rowdy-dow.
GIFTS to be growed up into great big
girls
With a Psyche knot stead O. careless
eurls
An they're tan an slim stead OF Short
an fat
4 AM leave their dolls where they're
lyin' at
When romance calls 'em, as it called
4 AIT girls sometimes, what you gonna
doY
When the shoes are thrown an they've
gone away
From ali the love an the romp an
play
of their younger years have gone Of
to make
Another nest for another's sake,
Au you turn back into the hous'
again,
Your wife an you-whats happeI
then?
When in the home there's just yol
two
Then what in the world are you gonni
do?
Youth draw the burrows as straight an
true
There ain't no doubt as you used Z
do;
But after the workin' is done, wha
theng
When you've got time for to res
!. again,
!, Ar' you hear the voice O the whir
poorwIll
Il Al ealIin you from the fur-olf hill
Nope. don't ask me what 4 m E0Hil0 q
+ When my kids are srown--ll. er lun
YOU Houston Post
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
FUND
CONTINUES
TO GROW

III compliance with the request off
the Democratic national committee,
The Express calls on the Democrats
Grady county for campaign contri-0
buttons In the last campaign Bryan
poIled about 6,500,0s0 votes. II ap-
prcMmately one sixth Of that number
donate 81 each, the committee this
year win have at least Si,O00.000 clean
dollars to make the Eight for Wilson
and Marshall The battle is in pro-
sIess and money is needed now, not
next November. With a campaign fund
raised in such manner Wilson win
be elected without mourning any OBJ
legations to the sinister interests that
always seek to control the govern
ment Let every Democrat in Grady
county send in his dollar Following
is the list Of contributors to date:
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
= + 8 > > 3 80 ! A@4% {
EXPRESS PAcKAeETTEs.

y EXPRESS pAcKAeErTss. >
44%@44&&%&%44$+4
straw votes win soon be ripe
again.
Tie world has no use for a sore.
head.
One Of the best things in dfe is the
really sincere word OF greeting which
one receives from a friend
Candidly. we believe weather condi-
tions have reached a stage where in
teryention@ will be welcomed
Isn't st about time for those horse
sloe champions, Richards and Petty,
to be getting into print again?
Probably most Of US deyouuy hope
that the political campaign won't be.
come very hot till e0id sola let's up a
bit.
Genuinely loyal fans rooted for the
heme team Sunday and some Of them
carried away lew painful memories
oz their enthusiasm
Whatever the effect on their heads
may be, the Youngsters who have e
tat1 heavy loads Of books are having
their muscles developed
u The coal dealers want to see bus
mess pick up thegd better pc trotting
out the Indian signs and other indica
cations that Dortaad a cold winter.
i With aii his wisdom. Solomon prob
ably fell down every time enc Of hi
wives asked him if her hat was oi
ahaieht remarks q pcrt pafagrapher
+. A Denver woman is asking for di
verce merely on the grounds that he.
husband has been drunk for 29 years
slli beats all how particular some wo
lmsn are.
An apple grower near Holion sol
Sis apple erop lor rs cents a barrel
n one Of the barrels he placed q not
reading; will the buyer Of this baI
sei oi apNles inform the undersigned
who raised them, how much he pail
eF ihem@ IN due time q reply cam
Iaem the ultimate buyer, stating iha
He paid sA25 for the barrel EA
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
A Line Of Extreme High
Grade Tailored Suits

Shown at 9l8.0O to SO, every one Of them
are modelled after the most approved for
eign fashions in serges. mingled two-toned
mixtures, diagonals and whipeords. Their
value5 readily noticeable to the most exact
ing tastes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10

@&%& ## p 4 E
q DEMOCRATIC TicNaH
= For President
= WOODROW WILSON
= 0f New Jersey
= For Vice President
IS THOMAS MARSHALL
of Indiana
+ For United States Senate
i ROBT L. OWEN
4 Fol Congressman, 5th District
s SCOTT FERRIS.
= For Congressman at Large
= w. "A. Murray
= J.B. Thompson
= Claude Weaver.
+ For Representatives
s "A. S. RIDDLE.
i #. ]. BROWN.
> For County Commissioners
: District
, ED PARRISH.
) District 2
f. q. d. CHAsTAIN.
+ District 3
= SELL PURsLEY.
u For County Judge
= N. n. WILLIAMS.
+ For Sheriff
II J. G. LEWIS
= For County Attorney
= OSCAR SIMPSON.
, For County Clerk
= Fl. p. BRADLEY
! For Clerk District Court
j. S. l.. NEWMAN
= For Treasurer
II w. 4. CLOUD.
+ For Clerk Superior Court
= w. L. MELTON.
; For Register Of Deeds
IL J. 4. HILL.
> For Tax Assessor
+ v. II. HULEN
+ For County Superintendent
\ G. ~ NEWELL.
j For Surveyor
l# II. A. CRANWELL.
y For County Weigher
+ c. G. GOETTING.
j For Justice OF the Peace
# 4. p. MOORE
= w. w. CLARKE
+ For Constable
% BEN ~ PHILLIPS.
#$@@@ @+%++% ++@
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
THE PEOPLES CAUSE.

The Democratic national committee
has called upon an Democratic news
papers % open their columns for the
purpose OF raisingt campaign funds.
The Express has needed this request
ana it hopes to have the hearty 90,
operation Of every Grady county Dem
oerat iu carrying on the good work
This plan devised BY the committee
insures the fullest possible publicity
as TO all contributions and it gives
every Democrat an opportunity 70 do
nate his part be it large o. small.
It ls the peoples cause and the people
must pay the bin The Democratic
party asks and expects nothing from
the big special interests. We trust
that the dollar fund VIII reach the
hundred mark by the end Of ihe week
Every little bit hclps-iork over thar
dollar please.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10

cash pad FOR clean cotton RAGS.
office
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
IMPORIANIl Bows and GlFIg I0SE
ServiceabIe Quality for School Wear

Serviceable Quality for School Wear
The Bad Boy School Hose is brand uni-
versally known to be reliable and gives lon-
ger service than other makes It's because
the heels and toes are of pure linen. We
have this III girls hose, in Isle and silk isle.
For boys it comes in q very much gEa
heavier knitting Priced at q W
NEW FALL COATS
In arriving at a rading the coat precedence
must be given three quarter Johnny fr earF m
winter We show hef chnchug English Neaye
eharnioe ined with striking plsas Others h saln Innings q
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10
auascRIFTIoN -.

One year. delivered BY carrler--34.sa
ex months, delivered By carrier 2.40
Hhree months, delivered By carrier l.za
oao month, delivered By carrier .4Q
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10

candIdly, we believe weather condi-
tions have reached stage where in
terYention4 will be welcomed
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10

Isn't st about time for those horse.
zoe champions, Richards and Petty,
to be getting into print again?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10

Probably most Of us deyoutly hope
that the political campaign won't be
come very hot till eOid Sol" let's up a
bit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-10

A Denver woman is asking for di-
verce merely on the grounds that her
husband has been drunk for 29 years
li beats all how particular some wo
msn are.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-07-18
REB. CAMP
lSSPLIT UP

Mexico City, July 1s.-The arrest OF
Gen. Campo BY order Of Gen. Rojas at
Madero is taken as an indication Of
discomfort among the rebel leaders.
In an official dispatch to President
Madero, made public through the de-
partment Of interior yesterday, il was
stated that the rebel forces had split
into two factions, one bearing the
name Of Orozco and the other that of
yasquez Gomez Gen. pena, minister
Of war, reiterated his statement that
all places through which the rebels
might gain admittance to the state OF
Sonora were guarded by federal .roops
in sufficient number to assure that
territory from lnyastion.
The attitude Of the Mormons at Co
lonia, Morelos and Oaxaca has caused
much comment in official circles since
great part Of the eolonists are Mex
lean citizens. It is stated that they
are volnble in their Americm.ism when
approached for assistance necessarily
attendant upon military protection
which they claim, while they stul in
sist on their right to Mexican suf-
frage- Several high officials have ex-
pressed themselves as frankly puzzled
by the attitude Of prominent American
politicians on the subject and seem to
fear a repetition OF the Fountain case.
Gonzale Enrile, former financial
agent of Orozco. will not be extradit-
ed from the United States, as had been
officially announced. as no grounds
were found which would be accepted
by the American government, accord,
ing to the statement OF the minister or
foreign affairs.