The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-05-24

cs his hair.
/ jefferson Potlocks says he finds that
the Bible days.
Washington Hooks brought TO our Of
flee this week curiosity in the shape
of three-legged stove.
Raj Barlow says the next hardest
thing to do besides finding out who IS
your friend is TO locate a frog In a
grass patch.
The public drinking cistern at the
post office sprung a leak this s. week
and Fit Smith has been appointed as Il
committee of one TO look into 1t.
After having read the almanac through
two or three times II Is still hard for
Columbus Allsop to understand what
patent medicine has TO do with the con-
dition of the weather.
Luke Mathcwsia has been figuring this
week on buying himself a suit of clothes
but has come to the decision that he
had better wait and see how the prcsi-
dsntial election is going.
notice in the Tickvnle Tidings Of
last week asking everybody to Watch
This Space and Save Money" has caused
several of our citizens to lay aside their
other work this week.
Day before yesterday the Postmaster
laid his pipe down somewhere at the post
office. and so far has been unable to find
IL. He says that is one trouble about
occupying a government position.
Frisby Hancocks rheumatism has taxi
cided he had better look out after his
religion. Sunday he went over and bragg
ed on the Dog Hill preachers sermon.
school house on prehistoric Wild AMI
mails Of Kentucky" Saturday night Prof.
Sap Spradlen had occasion to speak in
glowing terms of lobe Moseley's ances-
tors.
Fletcher Hcnstep says before anyone
can appreciate the long and rough trip
as recently made by the man who found
the South Pole. We should climb to the
top of some tall tree and take look
down that way.
The Deputy constable was called 10
the home of the Old Miser on Muskct
Ridge yesterday to assist him i'm find
ing dime that had been misplaced
around the house. The Deputy did not
strain his eyes looking, there being no
reward.
Among those who are pleased with the
action of Congress in cutting the word
applause out of the speeches appearing
In the Congressional Record, IL our post
laugh SO much while reading IL.
Prof. Sap. Spradlen got him a memoir
andum book about a month ago. carries
it around with him for the purpose of
putting down all his thoughts that
amount to anything. SO far he has II
occasion to make any rotations.
Just as soon as Yam Sims has receiv-
ed written guarantee that Spring has
come he is going to put ON his striped
pants and standing collar. and depart
for Tickville, and when the train comes
in he is going to walk into the coach
and take a drink out of the ice water
tank.
Fletcher Honstep came in this morn
ing with the report that spring had ar
rived at Bounding Billows. and that
everybody was beginning to dig fishing
WoIuis, NpliilS Will
wallow about day after tomorrow, as we
are only about eight miles west of that
place.
Atlas Peek has violated the confidence
OF several of his warmest friends and AT
ter this it win be a hard matter for
him to get a drink of ticker that Is any
account He obtained jub of Bat
Smiths Moonlight Reel the other day
under the pretcnse that he was going TO
use It in celebrating his annual birth
day. But instead of that he took il
home. and put some asofetida In it for
pneumonia mcdicine.-lIos wallow Ken
tuckian.
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