The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-06
~ by "Jtjck"- Himself

Digs up tn" cradle-Frank A. Munsey, proprietor of
the Philadelphia Times. has brought that paper out
Very decidedly for the third party. He is Very enthu-
siastir on the subject and carries an editorial in large
Twp" on the first page, giving his views. Among 9TH
or things he desires to have the infant party occupy
tho cradle of liberty which is metaphorically stored
away somewhere in the city of Brotherly Love. He
says.
Here in Phila delphia, where liberty was
Graded, should he held the party convention
to which all the country looks forward-the
convention which will bring into being the
vigorous hopes of a new party which will build
its platform upon the plain will of the people.
That's Franks idea.
MarsrHcnry Has His Dander Up.-Now that Henry
waterson has broken out at the mouth against Mr..
BRYAN and is very bitter in his terms. also that he has
decided to support his Satanic majesty" in which
terms he refers to the Democratic candidate for presi-
dent. one is reminded Of Charles Dana's reference to
Grover Cleveland as the stuffed prophet" Waterson is
about the last of the old school editors of America, and
he is liable to warm men. and things before election
is over.
We don't want to appear as casting reflections, but
the pictures of Mr.. Marshall. Democratic candidate for
vice president. which the papers have been printing
since his nomination give him more the appearance of
3 race-track follower than that of a man of much cali
bre. He should see to it that some artist tone his pic
lures up a little for those printed certainly do not
recommend him very strongly.
OF Course Not.-Jinny said: NM paw is a church
member" SO is mine" boosted Henry. Gle amt
neither. NY paw saws Your paw don't come to church,
and even when he does he doesn't put nothin' in the
collection box Huh My paw is an honorary MEM
Der and honorary members don't have to chip in
One of Jim Robhs Dry ones.-"Gee. 1 had to laugh
said Bobby, when there was a fire in the Katzen-
macher block. We run down and. gee, I had to laugh
AT a woman in the sixth story. Jump says Jimmy.
we've got a blanket and she Jumped. and gee had
to laugh-we didn't have no blanket"
Yep. Coon Got 1.-two men were discussing the big
fight the other day when one who had quite a habit
of running his words together said something about
the white man soap being gone, and he seemed to
suspicion the coon
In all the reports of the destruction of the big bal
loon. Akron" and the death of Eaniman and his
crew. nothing has heen said as to whether Naninan's
mascot cat had a large enough supply of lives to sur
vive the disaster or not
Ed Howe expressed a naked truth when he said:
"Criticisn loses much of its force because il is usually
either untrue. exaggerated. ill-natured. or comes from
Jealous rivals"
There is no waste of time worse than playing cards,
You are apt TO waste money as Well as tme-eh Hiram?
!. y. W--We have received your Spoke Shave"
rhrnn-and if YOU will find someone to fight the libel
suit or take the liCking-we would he glad to print il.
An exchange remarks that the houn' dawe cannot
II" said Ia have bean a bowling success-hnt we rather
solto feel it WAS right smart of a success-seems if.
1t is all right 10 think we'll of yourself. but there is
no excuse for him who makes a hog of himself in that
respect.