The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-25
EdlAN TfiENSPUR;
WZoMETT
By ROY X. N1OuTON,
~ HOr X. MOUETON,

Uncle Jim Wilson's probable res1gna-
ton from the cabinet.
An English editor has just died,
leaving $4,000, 900. 1t is evidently not
the custom in England to send in
cordwood and pumpkins for subscrip-
ton.
A Youngstown, o., couple eloped on
the bumpers of a freight train, which
is another instance in which the course
of true love did not run smooth.
Hon. Joe Bailey of Texas, has In
dorsed Taft. 1t doesn't seem as though
the president has done anything bad
enough to deserve that.
Little joe Brown is again governor
of Georgia. He ought to be able 20
work this up into vaudeville stunt
after awhile.
A government report says more bank
notes are in circulation now than ever
beforehand they all keep right Oh
circulating, too.
Perhaps it would be well for the'
Chinese republic to hurry psand take
that census before there are any more
battles.
Russia has thrown poet into
prison. Upon very rare occasions
Russia does something worth while.
According to Uncle Abner.
Some fellers get their reputation for
larnin' by going to college, while others
save time by merely buyin' eye glasses.
l always have my suspicious of
good" man. Most Of 'em are too good
to be true.
Lem Higgins says he always stops
smokin' durin' political campaigns and
he knows he has added at least twenty
years to his life by so doing.
The old philosopher who said there
was nothing impossible in this world
nc ri n Graf H.
lished in a fifteen-cent magazine.
Things That Make Life Worth While
Admitting a pretty woman's back and
finding out that she is your wife with
her hair done up a new way.
Sitting beside a man in the theater
who saw the play with the original
company.
Getting a bunch of No. IA collars
from the laundry when you wear ITS
and when you have to have one for the
party that evening.
Receiving tall, dignifed, clerical
looking gentleman whom you take for
minister and inviting him Ia the
house politely only to have him hand
you bill from the coal company.
The Sultan of Sulu. :.
The Sultan of Sulu has looked US all
over,
He says we American men are in
clover.
Because in the matter of trouble and
strife
We're luck in that we have only one
wife,
With envy the monarch OF Sulu is
green;
The last time he counted he had just
sixteen.
Poor little Sultan of Sulu.
Imagine the fix of the Sultan of Su,u
With Mabel and Agnes and Myrtle and
Lulu
And Hattie and Nellie and Mollie and
Grace,
Each ready to scratch up the other
ones face.
Imagine the tongue flashing. hair pull
ing spats
When the Suit antes up for their new
autumn hats
Poor little Sultan Of Sulu.
The Sultan must be quite adept in
ruses.
He has to think at least fourteen ex-
cuses
When he stays out late with the
FOUNDERS at night
And doesn't get home until early day
light.
Atonement in plenty he makes for his
sins,
In facing fourteen good, old, stout roll
ing pins
Poor little Sultan of Sulu.
OF course there is something in WELD
ing a scepter
But we who have married Just one
wife and kept her
Are mostly inclined to be pleased with
our lot
No matter II we rule the roost or not
II to have fourteen wives is the way
of the Sultan
of the kingdom of Sulu, We don't to
Suit
Poor little Sultan Of Sulu.