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Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27

Ellis Ward, of Ezel called in
to see us while id town Monday.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27

We want your job work.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27
.CouNrY OFFIcERs.

Judge C. Ferguson.
Attorney. P. Haney.
Sheriff H. B. Brown.
8 Treasnrer-W M. Gardner.
J.H. Sebastian.
Stunt. Schools-T. N. Barker.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27

Assessor Whit Kemplin.
Coroner-C. F. Lgkins,
Surveyor-M. P. Turner.
Fish and Game Warden w. I
Fugett.
Deputy G. w., Jno M. Perry.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27

W. W. Mcclure, of jackson, is
attending Circuit Court.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27
REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
The Morgan County National Bank

of Camel City, in the Kentucky at the close OF business
June IA, 1872
RESOURCES
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27

The County Board of Educa-
tion for Morgan county, holds
its regular meeting the End Mon
day in each month.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-06-27

West Liberty Police Court First
Wednesday in each month,
N. P. Womack, Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Eggs ClotWorthv Ate,

Harry Clotworthy who is an expert
On military affairs, entered the
qning room Of the National Press
CUP one morning and carried with
nm ravenous appetite. Having
Rten one breakfast, which consisted
krgely Of eggs, he ordered another
reakfast. which consisted even more
nrgely of eggs. After his repast he
vent to the writing room to get of
pme letters. Half an hour later the
feward of the club found the colored
waiter loating about the entrance of
the writing room and asked him what
Ae meant by being absent from his
post.
q i got good excuse" exclaimed the
waiter. exhibiting the check for the
egg breakfast Mr.. Clotwcrthy done
cat 81 worth Of eggs and l amt goin'
% let him git away from here without
payin' for them, high as eggs is
now"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
SHE COULD ANSWER FOR Him
Little Comfort for Candidate in aea.
son Assigned by Wife for Her
Being Confident.

Mr.. Williams, one of five candidates
for the office of sheriff in one of the
northern counties of Wis was
making house-to-house canvass Of
rural districts soliciting votes. Com.
ing t othe house Of Farmer Thompson,
he was met at the door by the good
housewife, and the following dialogue
ensued:
is Mr.. Thompson at home?"
mo, he has gone to town."
Il am very sorry, as l would have
liked to talk to him."
rs there anything can tell him for
you?"
MY name is Williams, candidate for
sheriff, and wanted to exact prom.
Use from him to vote for me at the
coming election"
"Oh, that will be all right. l know
he will promise, for he has already
promised four other candidates the
same thing" E. Mack's Ma
tional Monthly.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
A While for a Time.

Il A Cleveland school teacher writes
that she asked her class what was
the difference between the express
sions, "a WHILE" and "a time," says
the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Nobody
seemed to have any ideas on the sub
ject. Finally the light of intelligence
was seen to shine in the eyes of one
little boy. and the teacher called upon
him to save the intellectual honor Of
the class.
y q know, teacher" he cried eager
~. when papa says he's going out
fora while, mamma says she knows
[heb going out for time!"
"A. one way Of looking at It.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
1ohAl FOR THE MouEY-IdlD
type Of Becoming mi,,;ona;,ex A,.u.
! ." d Far With the Washer.
! "oman's DeIusion,

rrof: Warren NJ. Beidler Of petbe,
l H. ~ recent address made the
selA,ng assertion that the American
ep p money-mad, taught their chill.
to live. ''e' 0u' not no"
There is no viler, and there is M
pnef ambition" said Professor Reid.
10 reporter, than that Of the
An. american boy to become a millionaire
VA percentage Of our boys do be.
ule milllonaires? 1t would take a
goa many decimals to work that out
believe me! >''"@ o1''
Inc boys who sets his heart on a
nil''on fares like the washerwoman
xno set her heart on a cross-eyed
Yronaut. ~
near you married that cross.eyed
eionaut last week." said a friend
Yes, l did, replied the washer.
OMAN as she rocked back and forth
"ei ner tub. Yes, l married him,
nu l gave him $500 out of my buildin'
Dry
mat so?' said the friend. Where
i he now?'
don't know said the washer.
Woman. I'm waitin' for him to come
Rck from his honeymoon
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Absorbed.

A college professor noted for bis
concentration Of thought, returned
home from a scientific meeting one
night, still bordering deeply upon the
subject that had been discussed. AS
he entered his room he heard noise
that seemed to come from under the
bed.
is there someone there?" he asked,
absently.
mo, professor" answered the in.
truder, who knew his peculiarities.
That's strange" muttered the pro-
fessor Il was almost sure | heard
someone under the bed"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
SAW NO CAUSE FOR WORRY
Small Boy Pretty Well Satisfied That
the Future Was Not Likely to
Be a Hard One.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer says:
A Lakewood woman was recently
reading to her little boy the story OF
young lad whose father was taken
i'll and died, after which he set him.
self diligently to work to support him.
self and mother. When she had I'M
ished the story she said:
Dear Billy, If your papa were TO
die would you work to support your
dear mammal"
Nav" said Billy, Unexpectedly.
But why not?'
Amt we got a good house to live
in?"
Eyes, dearie-but we can't eat the
house, you know"
Amt there a lot o stuff in the pan
try?"
Yes, but that won't last forever"
It'll last till you git another hus.
band, won't it? You're a pretty good
locker, MAJ"
Mamma gave up right there.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
"GOOD STUFF"
A Confirmed Coffee Drlnker Takes to
Postum.

A housewife was recently surprised
when cook served Postum instead of
coffee. She says:
For the last five or six years nave
been troubled with nervousness, in
digestion and heart trouble, couldn't
get any benefit from the doctors med
icine 30 finally he ordered me to stop
drinking coffee, which l did.
Il drank hot water while taking the
doctors medicine, with some improve
ment, then went back to coffee with
the same old trouble as before.
"A new servant girl told me about
Postum-said her folks used 1t and
liked it in place of coffee. We got q
package but I told her I did not be-
lieve my husband would like it, as he
was q great coffee drinker.
ITO my surprise he called for a
third cup. said it was good stuff and
wanted to know what 1t was. we
have used Postum ever since and both
feel better than we have In years.
"My husband used to have bad
spells with his stomach and would De
sick three or four days. during which
time he could not eat or drink any
thing. But since he gave up coffee
and took to Postum, he has had no
more trouble, and we now fuiiy De-
lieye It was all caused by coffee.
~ have not had any return OF my
former troubles since drinking Pos
tam, and feel better and can do more
work than in the last ten years.. we
tell everyone about it-some say they
tried II and did not like it. tell them
It makes all the difference as 70 now
it's made. II should be made accord.
ing to directions-then it Is deilclous.
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle t
Creek. Mich. Read the book. the
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs. "ihefes
a reason"
nv.r read the above letter. neM
snrenrs from time to time Iney
are genuine. true, ana 1ulA "a
tnterest. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
NJ. Point Of VANTAGE.

The mayor of small town was try
ing a negro for abusing his wife. She
claimed he got drunk and tried to
beat her and she hit him.
The mayor turned to their little girl
and asked:
Girl, was your father under the
influence Of whisky when your mother
hit hint"
mo, sab! He was under the kitchen
table" she very quickly replied
nack's National Monthly.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
BOHLiNGER'S COLLEGE,
2l3 .215 West I'd Street, Little Rock, Arkarsa,
RIGHTEOUS inclination,

Little Ruth was the youngest daugh.
ter in very strict Presbyterian fam.
lily that especially abhorred profanity.
One day little Ruth became exceed+
ingly exasperated with one of her dol
lies. In her baby vocabulary she could
find no words to express adequately
her disapproval of dolly's conduct.
Finally, throwing the offending dol
ly across the room, she cried, feel
ingly:
"My gracious! wish belonged
to a family that sweared!"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Don't Take CaIomeI
Bonds Pills Are Better.
hey do not sicken or grippe.

They do not sicken or grippe.
They do not tear you to pieces"
They do not leave you constipated.
They are small, mild, effective. Why
waste time and money on unknown
and expensive purgatives?
Just take one Bonds Pill at bed
time for that headache, biliousness.
torpid liver, ETC., and wake up we'll!
All Druggists, Csc, or send to Bonds
Pharmacy Co., Little Rock. Ark I II
A free sample on request. Adt:~
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Reason Was Plain,

Reason Was Plain.
5 my husband has deserted me and
/ want q warrant" announced the
large lady.
What reason did he give for de-
sorting you?" asked the prosecutor.
Il don't want any lip from you. l
want q warrant. don't know what
reason he had"
II think. understand his reason"
said the Official feebly, as he proceed.
ed to draw up a warrant.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Call to Arms.

Bang" went the rites at the ma.
neuvers.
10000" screamed the pretty girl
a nice, decorous, surprised little
scream. She stepped backward into
the surprised arms Of a young man.
"Oh," said she, blushing, Il was fright
ened by the rifles. l beg your par
DON"
mot at all" said the young man.
Lets 90 over and watch the artil-
lery."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Not New,

First Neighbor-Have you heard
tell of them new-fangled trial mar.
riages?
Second Neighbour don't see moth
ing new-fangled about 'em. Mines
been trial for me for the last twenty
years!-Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Good Time to Do It.

Good Time to Do It.
'Is your daughter going to practice
on the piano this afternoon"
Yes, / think So"
We'll, then, I'd like to borrow your
lawn mower. I've got to cut the grass
some time, anyway.'-Judge.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Official SCORING.

Should Butcher get the credit for
winning Waterloo?"
mo; that victory is properly cred
tied to Wellington. Butcher didn't re-
lieve him until about tie eighth In
ming"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
BOHLINCER'S COLLEGE

The Telegraph and Shorthand School
Telegraph department fully four times
larger than any similar department in
the State. The only instituticn bearing
official recognition of leading Rail-.
roads. OWinS to the unprecedented
demand for our GRADUATES w.e,ould
urge those contemplating the study Of
TELEGRAPHyt to start at once, under
a positiue GUARANTEE of a position,
as soon as qualified.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

No doubt many woman's hap
piness would bubble over If she could
only get thin worrying about how tat
she ia.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

A rich man without charity is I'M
faithful to his duty.-Fielding. /
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

Never Judge man by his coat; he
may owe the tailor.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

The pitcher that goes to the box too
often is knocked out.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

Many q mans bad luck 10 due to
the fact that he has neither inherited
ability nor acquired industry.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Submits Tamely.

rs Scriblet what you would call
struggling author?"
mo. indeed. When an editor puts
him out he doesn't offer the slightest
resistance"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inf.amma.
Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

More firm and sure the hand OF
courage strikes when it obeys the
watchful eye of caution.-Thomson.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

Is it a blow to spiritualism when
man strikes a happy medium?
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

Red Cross Ball Blue makes the laundress
happv. makes clothes winter than snow.
All good grocers. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
V1kO the Old Standard GROVES VASrEL ESS
CHILL Tonic. You know what You are tatinS.
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing " Is simply Quinne and IrUn in q issleesS
form. and tho most enectuAl form. For gfvWn
people and children, 50 cents. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
No Such Aspersion,

DO you get stipend for your
weekly work."
"Nothin' like that. / git regular
pay"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
Mean Hint,

Mean Hint.
MEN are what their diet makes
them"
You must have been eating great
deal of sheepshead fish lately"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

Timely Reminder.
I'VE are still mining ore, growing
cotton and manufacturing Steel" said
the American host.
why do you tell me that?" in.
ouired the foreign visitor.
II lust want to remind you that the
country is producing something be-
sides politics"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18
~Nes!sct and Cruelty.

----s--- .ss-eeNe0I6ct ana VFueIty. - -
80 you want divore?" taid the
lawyer.
YES replied the woman with
tear-stained cheeks. HE has been
guilty of neglect and cruelty"
In what respects?"
HE neglected to feed the bird while
l was away and says the cruelest
things he can think Of about Fido."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1912-10-18

I'm goin' to be farmer like pop
when / grows up. Wot you goin' to
be-"
me? I'm goin' to be a bunco man
an take yer farm away from YOU
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-30
H. N. WILLIAMS IS HOST
Entertains at Riverdale Home
Members of Women's Sim
ole Tax Committee.

Members of the women's national
single tax committee. which closed the
sessions of its eleventh annual con-
vention at the New Ebbitt yesterday
afternoon with the election of officers,
today are enjoying a picnic at the
country home of II. Martin Williams,
reading clerk of the House of Repre-
sentatives, at Riverdale. Md.
Mrs. George, wife of Representative
Henry George, jr.. of New York, gave
a reception for the delegates yester-
day afternoon at her home on Bilt-
more street. This was held immediate
~ following the closing session of the
convention. when the officers for the
ensuing year were elected follows:
Mrs John Sherwin Crosby, New York,
president: Mrs. Jennie l.. Munroe.
Washington, ID. c., vice president; DR..
Mary ID. Hussey, East Orange, y. j.,
secretary, and Miss Jennie Rogers OF
Brooklyn, treasurer.
At this session resolutions were pass
ed calling on the government to de-
velop at Great Falls an electric plant
to furnish power and light for Wash
ingtOn.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-30
Why Eat Meat (?

From the Brooklyn Eagle.
The announcement that beef is high
er than at any time in thirty years, and
that it is not likely to be lower because
the farmers cannot afford to raise cattle
with the present price of corn, comes at
least at a good season.
The democrats in Congress. who have
been talking about a market basket bill,
and who are now proposing to rush
number of tariff reduction bills up to the
President for his veto, as campaign ma
terial for the fall. might well add meat
to the free list under this proyocation,
but very likely they won't Fortunately,
the householder is not dependent on Con-
gress for this remedy. The increase of
meat prices comes at the time of year
when substitutes for meat are most
abundant and appetiZing. The japanese
war proved the value of rice as food
staple The Bostonians have proved the
virtue of beans and fishcakes with brown
bread and we have recently heard from
high sources the political and dietary ef-
fectiveness of milk. All of these recourses
are cheaper than beef at present So are
eggs the hen having resumed the normal
activities of the spring. The season of
abundant and relatively cheap berries
and salads is fast approaching. The grip
of the butter trust has been relaxed II
not broken. and luncheon of bread and
butter with strawberries, raspberrles,
black berries. gooseberries or with salad
of lettuce and tomatoes. is more appetiz-
ing and also more healthful for not
weather than one of meat.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-30
MAKING GOOD PROGRESS
Prof. Parker and Party on
Way to Top of Mount
Mckinley.

FAIRBANKS, Alaska, May BOWL
liam r. Taylor, who was with Thomas
Lloyd when he climbed Mount Mckinley
from the Fairbanks side in the spring of
1910, arrived here yesterday from his
claim at Kantishna with the news that
the Mount Mckinley expedition headed
by Prof. Herschel Parker Of Columbia
University was making good progress in
the attempt to scale the great Alaska
peak. Taylor said the party, consisting
of four men and two dog teams reached
Mckinley river April IS and planned to
follow the Lloyd route up the mountain
via Muldrow glacier.
Find But Little Snow.
There is little snow and previous ex-
perience of the expedition shows that this
Is the right time of the year.
Prof Parker visited the kantishna
miners on a foraging expedition and said
that the members of his party were in
good health. but that a straight dist OF
pemmican was tiresome He was con-
fident that he would reach the top of the
mountain.
The expedition left Seward early in
February.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-30
AIDS VETERANS REUNION.
Senate Votes $4,000 for Great
Gettysburg Celebration.

For the establishment and maintenance
Of a great camp at Gettysburg for vet
Grams OF the Blue and Gray at the pro-
posed grand reunion in celebration of the
fiftieth anniversary of the battle July 1,
.. ) and 4, 1913. an appropriation of
$4,000 was voted yesterday by the
United States Senate.
The bill Is yet to be acted upon by
the House before 1t becomes law. Every
confidence is expressed that the men,
bers of Congress will line up for II.
The bill provides that the appropriation
becomes available when the state of
Pennsylvania has set aside like sum to
meet half the expense. The War Depart
ment is to provide tents. subsistence for
the visitors and take charge OF santa
ton and policing the great camp. The
camp. IL is estimated, will provide quar-
tiers for 10000 men.
An estimate of $3.50 43 for this purpose
was made by the Secretary Of War. The
movements of marching bodies, the bill
also proposes. shall be under the direction
of the War Department.
After a visit to the White House yes
terday afternoon the conference of the
-.tiftieth anniversary of the battle of
Gettysburg commission and the dele
gates representing state executives ended.
Many of those in attendance at the
meeting In Washington departed for their
homes last night and others will leave
the National Capital today.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-30

Man has just begun to consider, Sc
riously, the dangers of the housefy,
which. though it appears harmless, is
one of our worst enemies. 1t has been
believed by many that we have made
dwelling places more open it would be
Impossible for the pest to live. Though
flies have killed more people than war.
the people have not appreciated the fact
and tried to prevent it, although within
recent years, great changes have taken
place. in public opinion, and man is
slowly awakening to the fact that the
fy's power of spreading disease is as
great as that of the mosquito.
To each of the f1ys six feet are at
tached two claws and two light colored
sticky pads, to which germs stick very
readily, thus being carried from place to
place, with unmeasured swiftness, for the
fly is very untiring traveller, which may
be noted by studying his movements.
There is not another insect as well
supplied as the fly, in regard to sight
for he is provided with two huge eyes at
the sides of the head and three smaller
ones at the top, directly in the center.
Manner piles, unsanitary garbish cans,
spoiled meats or fruits. form excellent
breeding places for the fly.
i In addition to carrying germs on his
feet. the fy in feeding on putrid foods
swallows many diSea Sc germs, which pass
through him in less than an hour. and
come out alive, and unframed in fly
specks, at various intervals of the day
In this way more diseas is spread than
in any other.
The majority of our diseases are caused
by germs lodged in our bodies, which
are invisible to the naked eye. These
germs may be brought to US by anything
which has been in contact with any one
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-30
PLAN SURPRISING. FEAT
IN LAUNCHING WARSH|P
Government Builders Expect
to Place Engines in Hull
Beforehand.

NEW YORK, May 30.-The naval engi-
neering officers who are building the ma
chinery for the 21,OOO-ton super-dread-
nought New York. which is to be launch
ed at the Brooklyn navy yard in Oc-
tober, are planning TO surprise the world
by launching the boat with her engines
in her hull, feat never before at
tempted. The engines are now nearing
completion at the navy yard shops and
will be ready to install by August /.
The haste for completing the equipment
Of the New York is largely the result of
the keen competition between government
shipyards and those of private firms. The
naval men are straining every resource
TO have the New York join the fleet as
soon or before her sister dreadnought
the Texas. launched May Is and built by
the Newport News Shipbuilding Com
pany. The Texas had a start of FIVE
months on the New York. but the gov
ernment-built ship has pulled up four
months of the five and now is giving the
Texas a close run.
The government-built engines will be
OF the reciprocating type and have 3 100
horsepower. The designed speed of the
dreadnousht is 2Os. knots
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-30
HEAVY PAPER SHIPMENTS.
News Print Shows Increase in Apri]
of 1854 Tons Over March.

Shipments of news print paper in April
as reported to the commissioner of cor
poratiOns by the American Paper and
Pulp Association were very heavy-at
1l0.T41 tons. This is an increase of 5,354
tons over March. and with the exception
of the returns for November. 1911, is the
heaviest movement for any month thus
far reported. AS the result of these heavy
shipments stocks decreased from 2,63S
tons at the end of March to 25, $50 tons
at the end of April. At the end of April,
1911, stocks on hand were 81, 1874 tons.
The production in April was heavy-at
1Os, 1872 tons. The actual output per day
was APO tons. The months production
was IS per cent of the computed nor
NAL" full capacity. and the shipments
were iO1 per cent of such computed nor
NAL. The returns cover fifty companies
The returns for other grades of paper
for April show only unimportant changes
from the figures for March.