Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

WATCH your horses, please. The
youthful population Is playing base
ball.
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PARDON Us. but have you cleaned
up your back yard2
HAVE YOU LOOKED at the Easter
millinery wiudows2
q . .
1T Is NOW Suggested that tho ont
look should hnye a club" rate.
q . Q
THE LONDON sunfragettes have
gone 10 smash.
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WHAT HAS BECOME Of Tom Wat
son-has he Joined Castro?
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We CALL THE attention OF visitors
to the fact that Albuquerque dirt is
aia avs a good purchase.
. . .
AN EXCHANGE justly states that
Il looks black for some one in that
British coal situation.
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HOGG DAY Is being observed in
Texas, Every day is Hog day In Chi
cage.
MADERO CAN never make a hit
with Americans by trying 10 muzzle
newspapers.
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JUST AS WE exulted az the depart
ing back Of the coal man the iceman
entered by the other door. Kismet.
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YOU MUST ADMIT that those pro-
hibs are q busy ana persistent set OF
people.
s..aWE PRESUME the message or
President Madero was read by a coGr-
Ter In fun armor. surrounded with a
bodyguard of Maxim guns.
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MIGHT WIDEN the dykes and have
asset Of those scenic river driveways
along the Rio Grande. They are an
the rage nowadays.
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THE BEST WAY 20 save elbow
grease In swatting the fly r. 20 clean
up the premises SO he won't stlcE
round.
IT GENERALLY turns out that the
verdict Is that the consumer r. guilty
and the fine IL Immediately collected
by raising the price.
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THE ATHLETICS were robbed IN
Baltimore OF $500 worth OF jewolry
or course suspicion has Immediately
pointed 20 the hotel man
. 9 q
WHEN TT COMES 20 advanced
IDEAS some OF the picturesque and
violent members OF the Arizona state
legislature viii have 20 be going some
to gel ahead Of tho governor.
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MANY FRIENDS Of Governor
George Washington r. Hunt OF Ari-
zont were worried for fear he would
not know what 10 say. These fears
seem 10 have been amply unfounded.
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TWO DOZEN kegs Of nails sent
from this country 10 Mexico were
found 10 contain cartridges. Evil
IDENTITY they were intended 20 nail
somebody.
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SENATOR CATRON may be pictur-
ed as drawing a long breath Of salts
ned content and putting on long snt-
isfied cigar In the lobby OF his Wash
ingtOn hotel
o Q .
WHILE TRAVELLING through Gem
tral or south America on a peace mis-
sion q Is the custom TO be preceded
by track walker who looks Tor
bombs under the ties.
o q .
TT r. HARD 20 get ahead Of the ir-
repressible and onterpriaing small
boy-~as witness the case OF the young
Rter who bred eight quarts Of flies 60
win the fiy killing contest In one OF
our leading cities.
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THE PETITION OF residents alone
Whlskey creek that the name Of that
stream be changed should be- immedi-
ately granted, II would otherwise al
ways be viewed with suspicion 10 say
the least
"READ WHAT ! have 20 say and
take n al its face value says COLI
onol Roosevelt To take the Colonel
az his face value would be q strong
proposition. according 20 current Quo-
tahons on ivory.
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MOLAssEs mixed with llmowater
"a n road surfacer o. being expert
meuted with hv the government IT
This succeeds an we need 20 do 10 n2
the road ln front ~ our cosy home j.
to take the syrup pitcher out ana
sprinkle awhile.