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The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
THE FIRST GRAY
HAIR sign Of AGE
Easy Way to Preserve Natural Color
of the Hair and Make ii
Grow.

I A harmless remedy, made from
9mmon garden sage, quickly re-
,tores gray hair to natural color.
The. care OF the hair to prevent II
rom losing Its color and iustre, is
sust as important as &c care for teeth
70 keep them from discoloring. Why
pend money for cosmetics and
'reams to improve the complexion,
nd vet neglect your hair, when gray
hair is even more conspicuous and
digestive Of age than wrinkles or a
,oor complexion? 0: the two. it is
,asier to preserve the natural color
md beauty of the hair than it is tc
rave. a good ,complexion.
All that is necessary is the occa-
sional use of Wyeth's Sage and Sui.
E hur Hair Remedy. . preparation Of
smmon garden Sage and Sulphur
ombined with other valuable rene
lies for dry. harsh. faded hair
tandraff, itching scalp and fallins
air, After few applications o.
his simple, harmless remedy YOU
lir VIII gradually be restored to itl
atural color, in a short time the
andruff will be removed, and your
air will no longer come out but will
tart 70 grow as Nature intended i
should
Don't neglect yonr iiair, for IT goe.
'urther than anything else to make
T mar your good looks. You car
~ this remedy at any drug store
n fifty cents a bottle, and your
ruggist will give your money back
You are not satisfied after using
purchase a bottle today. You VIII
ever regret it when you realize the
iffereIce it will make in your ap-
aarance. Agent, Henckell's drug
store. -Advt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
Scientific Lovemaking.

Wonderful Is science. 1t has con
quered the earth. the sea and the air,
1t has weighed the stars and determ-
ined the atom. the molecule and the
microbe. 1t has read the history Of
the ages in the rocks and has recon
strncted ancient monsters from a toe
nail, II has determined the causes
ofg-disease and its prevention and
cure It has turned the lightning in
70 a servant, has const ructed human
wings and made the air its messen-
ger 1t found man an ignorant slave
ana made him a master,
VT ;iisfeears some things science
cannot do. some realms it dare not
Invade; We are reminded of it's linn
itations BY one or two foolhardy and
Ill advised attempts on it's part. Fo
example two scientists have recently
sought TO, invade the precincts
losemaking, Here it is out Of place
Wonderful as it is. love is yet more
wpsiilttf1ii and defles it. Science msy
have conquered the world, but love
conauers science. The sayant IS as
liable to fall q prey to its spell as IL
the 3clodhopper.
OF the, two attempts In question
one was by German professor who
proposes to teach lovemaking. The
very idea-as though lovemakins
could be taugh. or needed to b.
taught II is in itself the Oldest q
sciences Likewise the most ancien
Of, arts. 1t scorns instruction ant
Is wiser than knowledge.
Another scientist would ban kiss
ing. He says II causes appendicitis
II that were all 1t caused the cas-
would be simple. 1t also causes NOR
serious things-breach of promis
suits e.sorces broken hearts an
I1atrimony. If these greater penal
ties do not discourage the per capt.,
of OSCILLATION. can a mere scientis
hope 70 decrease It through the fea
Of 4 swollen appendix? Never. lie
the sayants keep to their microbe
and their star gains Lovemakin,
end oaculation are beyond their do
\ main.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
r.. -rrsr-s~ ~ r,.A4s.

DO you think you can support nay
daughter in the style to which she
has been accustomed" asked the
girls father.
I'm afraid not" replied the young
man. but she has assured me that she
Will not EXPECT me. after We are mar
ried, to buy her as many gloves as
have been furnishing or to take her
away from home 10 get something
good to eat every other evening. and
she has even consented to quit max.
ing IT necessary for me to hire a taxi
whenever We happen to be within
walking distance Of the place We are
bound for
oh, well, II you're going to be dis
agreeable about It, take her"
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
when the attention Of The Bull
l1tin il called to any misstxtemen
81 fact or to any error eoncerninl
any man or thing, corrections vii
shserfully be made.
Exit Turkey. a9

Kali IA NY tFsE = = . = III
.sTqie seniy tronhie with European
Intervention in the Balkan wal
seems to be that Bulgaria had Tur-
kew licked before the powers had
time to- make up their minds. For
Quick action the. allies have heater
Ill previous martial records. They
have kept after the Turks 50 briskly
that the soldiers of the sultan have
never had time to catch their breath
between retreats 1t has been rum
ming fight; with the Turks. doing
most of the running The Moalems
have developed such speed that they
should The able to clear the narda-
n4lieH 1t one jump. The chief rner
of islam. are already moving their
harens into Asia Minor. which indi-
Gates that they Will follow soon. for
wherever his harem goes there will
the Turk follow, @
u. 1t mas been. bloody war, over
which the whole world has shudder-
ed, but perhaps there was no other
way to end Turkish atrocities In
southeastern Europe. Better one
holocaust. with long years Of peace
afterWard, than a continual recur-
- = r.
renee Of massacles and outrages such
as have marked i Moslem rule over
Christian populations, With Turkey
driven out Of Europe there wilt be
some chance Of peace on earth, goof
will toward men" in that corner OF
the world. Frequently the best wa
TO treat a boil is with the surgeon :
knife.
The old adage of sowing the wind
and reaping the whiFlwind has neve'
been more literally exemplifed thar
BY Turkey. She has been sowing tho
wind for ages and is certainly reap.
ing a whirlwind finish. 1t. is fittinf
that the cyclone, should be manipu.
lated by peoples formerly under Turl
fish rule. islam herself has engen
dered the, forces that are bringinf
about ner destruction,
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

Speed is the desire of man to get
somewhere elsa as nearly as pos
sible before he starts
Nobody heard much about speed
until a hundred years ago. If man
coudn't run fast enough 10 suit him
self in the old days he hired a horse
and that was The end of his ambi-
tons Then somebody discovered a
method of stufffng locomotive BOIL
err 5pDllof. steams and. re wpfld b-ssn
tgs~9te~ups spessi az asfadyssc.s sp,s.sr
We now have trains so fast that
they can transport passengers sixty
miles across country and half way
up the golden stairs in an hours
time.
An automobile which only goes a
mile a minute Is all banged up in the
rear from the fast cars Automo-
biles can now run around a mile
track SO fast that the driver is
breathing his own dust all the time.
A few years ago an aeroplar
which travelled So miles. an hour was
a wonder, Nowadays il Is poor aero
plane which cannot run alongside a
Wild pigeon'and let the aviator stroke
its back while in full flight
Fifty years ago people took three
weeks to cross the ocean. Now four
and half days is considered only
fair travelling and when a steamship
is in a hurry nd meets iceberg il
merely says foot toot' and bangs
away.
Speed has gotten into all Depart
mems of life. II used to take 80 years
in which to live har ~ e4er after
wards, but soma people now complete
an entire married lifn in six months
and average one romance a year. The
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
Doq Is Reliable MESSENGER.

A dog belonging to a. Coventry
tEngland) newsagent attends every
evening at the publishing department
of local newspaper and acts as a
messenger, small bundle of papers
is attached loosely to the dogs collar,
though, dog.iike. the terrier insists
upon carrying the package In his
mouth, Then. without a moment s
delay, he PUSHES off with the papers
to the newsagent's shop
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
SPEED
BY GEORGE FITCH.
Author OF AT Good Old Siwash. 7"

man who can't get rich in three
weeks nd six plunges is a p.1er and
the man who dwaddlss seven minutes
over lunch belongs TO the leisure
class. Even learning has sicnmbed
to the speed fascination Once our
college heroes wore specie = and de-
livered orations. but nowadays unless
man can do 100 yards in II Sc,
onds in football clothes, he ieannot
hope to live in college history
Everywhere oyer this broad land
people are riding fast elevators
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
IS sN E4x
Needed Admiration.

II understand that Mr.. Grabwell
started in life by borrowing $50. You
must admire d man With courage like
sthat," gf.s ~ ~
no, 1 DON'T" replied MI Growclier.
The niGn Iadrnire IL the ore who had
| Ils echIage " lead him the flfiy,"&s
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

"a Mr.. Hiram Steele, 62s N 9Th st.,
Terre Haute, Ind, writes: ~ came
down with n severe case OF kidney
trouble. ! had to get up too often
at night, there was pain and much
sediment. puhs under my eyes, back
panied terribly, and was dizzy.
Foley Kidney pills cured me quickly.
and ! feel 100 per cent better -,
Adst.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
i tns,s wisdom.

A man with half volitiou soes
backward and forward and makes no
way on the srnoothest road; a man
with whole volition advances on the
toughest and WIN reach his purpose,
II there be even q little wisdom in Il.
Carlyle.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
infected BY . Cows Bite.

1t is announced that George Bell. a
Dublin 0reland) veterinary Inspector.
Is suffering from the foot and mouth
disease. he was bitten month ago
by one. Of the cattle on AN infected
farm at Swords. sir. Bell has shown
all the symptoms cf the disease, in.
GLIDING LESSONS on the mouth and bis
tiers and LESSONS on the hands and
feet
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

DR.. Woods Hutchinson is brave
man. He dared advise Boston audi
ence not 10 eat baked beans. He
might as well have attacked the
Hubs religion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

Nations are not fed, clothed and
housed by legislation says sapient
contemporary. Certainly not But 1t
sometimes pays we'll to be a member
OF legislature, just the same Louis
vile CoYrier-J Journal
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

An aeroplane recently carried a
life Inc to a vessel wrecked of the
Pacific coast. No: you are mistaken.
The aeroplane was not then wrecked,
but flew safely back 10 land.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

The Drury Lane theater in London
has just celebrated its one hundredth
birthday. That is nearly as old as
the youthful Sarah Bernhard.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

IAN automobile which only goes a
mile a minute Is as banged up
in the rear from fast cars.
toward heaven at the rate OF 100
stories minute and are getting OF
of aeroplanes and returning TO earth
at the rate Of 20 feet q second Speed
rules everything except the work on
government buildings and the seden-
tary. cne-egg day hen who hash /
increased her output in the last two
billion decades.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18
Cruelty to a Vacatlonist.
hats what | call mean

That What I call mean."8
What"
i sent Brown card from our sum.
mer cottage. and TO make him jealous
| wrote on it that was having fresh
fish for dinner every day"
"Well?"
He sent me one right back saying
that after receiving my card he-went
into barber shop for q shave. ate q
porterhouse steak for dinner and be-
fore retiring took a nice cold bath in
a porcelain tub, then mentioned inc..
dentally that there were no flies in
his bedroom, either"
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

+. This is a bad season for the whole
turkey family. The Bulgars are apS
6r6aching Europe, and ThSnkssisA
ing is approaching IN America.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

enable the average man to express
his feelings without undue repeti-
lions
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

Dispatch from the Balkans says
that Lule Burgas has been cut off.
Surely a notable surgical triumph
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

Marse Henry Watterson complains
THAT There are ''oniy $500 cnss
words n the English language. But
Byss assSls combinations these. should
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

Seattle boy nine years old has
heavy beard. A little shaver, SO to
speak, II
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

The Balkan war seems in danger
If exceeding the speed limit,
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

This union suit for men is one that
any woman with a knowledge of sew
ing can fashion In a few hours The
model is very simple of construction
II is sleeveless and has the shirt and
drawers Joined together at the waist.
The model may be carried out IN bal
briggan, cambria or similar materials
Pattern $3.50 Is cut in sizes "a to
AZ inches breast measure. Medium
size wifi require 3A yards of n inch
goods or rs yards OF 36 inch fabric,
To procure this pattern, send 10 cents to
Pattern Department" OF this paper. Write
naTye and address plainly and be sAre TO give
siEs. and number of pattern. -
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

Copyright 1912 by George Mathew Adams)
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

gsxfst 80 4 sss-rse~ s,--4
NSt oftsa II rusG
Fame y Z bubble: but It 81 not Y.
wAys tbs hardest blower that altar
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The Cairo bulletin., 1912-11-18

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The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27

Chairman Frame of the board was
questioned relative to insurance at
Weatherford Normal, which was writ
ten for three years, and was asked by
Senator Mcintosh why it was not TAX
en- for FIVE years, thus saving money
for the state on premium Mr. Frame
said that insurance must be paid for
out of the maintenance fund of each
institution and that the heads OBJ
jected to making such a great outlay
from these funds, fearing deficiency,
and, he said, the state board of edu-
cation also took the same position.
The witness did not recall specific OBJ
lection from Weatherford, but said the
boards policy was fixed by the gen.
eral attitude of the institutions and the
statement of the governor that he
would permit no deficiencies to occur.
The committee asked each member
of the board to present for the record
an itemized statement of expenses
charged the state for a period cover
ing six months.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27
.FULLBLOOD LEASES
APPROVED BY COURT
Judge Ralph E. Campbell Rules on
Indian Case Against the
Government

Muskogee, Okla, Dec 2l--Judge
Ralph E. Campbell in the United States
district court yesterday decided that
a deed which had been given before
May q, 1908, by one who inherited
from a deceased full blood Indian does
not need to have the approval of the
secretary of the interior to make it
valid, but is valid if approved by the
judge Of the county court who has
charge of probate matters. The de-
'eision involves the titles to a large
number OF allotments. If it had not
been decided contrarily, in favor of
the United States upon whose palt
the suit was brought by John B. Me.
serve, assistant district attorney, the
titles to all those lands would have
been invalidated.
The ruling of Judge Campbell also
is contrary to a decision given by the
attorney-general in 1909, when he held
that the deeds must be approved by
the secretary of the interior before
they could be valid. He held that the
act of congress of 1908 did not apply
to these Indians.
Judge Campbell's decision was Civ
en- in the case of the United States
against knight and Ashley. He sus-
tanned demurrer to the governments
petition. An appeal will be taken to
the circuit court of appeals.
The case is one of the many that
the government is filing in an attempt
to settle the land titles OF the eastern
part of the state.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27
OKLAHOMA NEWS IN BRIEF.

The state tournament for checker
players with be held in Oklahoma City,
December 1928. The checker cham
pionship of Oklahoma is claimed by
A. S. Morley of Wan.
The attorney generals department
has given an opinion to the state SUI
perintendent of public instruction that
both majority and minority schools
participate in the state school fund, in
proportion to per capita
An original case was filed in the SUI
preme court by the town of Bristow
against Sapulpa involving validity of
the county seat election recently held
in Creek county Fraud is alleged in
every voting precinct in Sapulpa
The Pioneer Telephone and Tele-
graph company has appealed from an
order OF the corporation commission
requiring 1t TO pay to the Twin Val
ley and the Glenco Telephone com
panies 25 per cent of the charges made
Oh IN Out OuolLC9S li6
company puts through the two ex-
changes named.
The State Federation of Labor and
the four railway brotherhoods will
have a joint board meeting at Okla
homa City during the fourth legisla-
tive session, urging the passage of four
bills. Brotherhood committees have
been in session several days trans
acting general business and elected
members of the joint board. The board
will ask an eight-hour law for women
and children, for semi-monthly pay
day, for full crew bill law, to require
railroad companies collecting hospital
fees from men employed in Oklahoma
to maintain hospital within the state
and for workingmens compensation
act.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27
DESTROY cHINcH BUGS AND SAVE
THE CROPS.
A Proclamation.

Whereas, Chinch bugs caused serious
damage in 1912 in several of the most
important wheat growing counties of
Oklahoma, and whereas, hosts of these
and other destructive bugs and insects
are safely passing the winter under
the dead grass and trash of the fields,
and unless we have unusual condi-
tions horde of these pests will de-
velop which will destroy half of the
wheat, oats, corn, kafir corn, I'd for
age crops of the state next season, and
the corn worm and cotton boil worm
will, if left unmolested, multiply great
ly and damage these crops also, upan
all OF which the states prosperity
rests:
Now, therefore, realizing the import
ance of immediate action TO insure the
crops against destruction next season,
Il hereby designate and appoint the
week, beginning Monday, December 80,
I1912, as bug-klling week and call upon
Iall farmers and those living in the
towns and cities to cooperate in the
burning of all grass and weeds along
fence rows and in fields, meadows,
pastures, and protected spots in yards,
gardens and orchards, and upon all
road supervisors throughout the state
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27
COULDN'T BID
ON CODE JOB
Witness Asserts State is to Pay $2,5oo
More Than is Necessary-8unn
Gets Contract

Oklahoma City, Dec 20.-Charges
that the specifications for annotating
an dindexing the Oklahoma code were
so drawn as to shut him out from bid
ding, and that the state has agreed to
pay $2,500 more than necessary to Sc
curt better work were made by Judge
Sam r. Harris of st. Louis, compiler
of the code, in testimony before the
senate investigating committee today.
The specifications referred to were
drawn, according to the testimony by
Clinton o. Bum, compiler of Bunns
constitution, and Eugene Morris of the
board of affairs and approved by the
board after it had made some modifi-
cations.
Mr.. Harris aestifed that he had pre-,
viously submitted bid to do the work
for $4,000, but refused finally to bid on
the work when he looked at the speci-
tications adopted by the board, on the
ground that he could not have done
the work for less than from $4,000 to
$4,000. Mr. Harris stated he, had a
conversation with Mr. Bum before
the latters bid was put in stating that
he could not bid successfully because
of requirement of the specifications
that a transcript of the complete code
with annotations must be furnished
the board, as he considered this pro-
vision unnecessary and very expensive.
Bum later placed on the stand tes-
tilted that he considered the insection
Of the provision in the specifications
necessary, and that he had filed such
a transcript with the board.
Judge Harris testified that Bum has
so annotated the code as to make of it
an advertisement for the /. r. A. re.
ports, in consideration for receiving
books, and expressed the opinion that
layers would have to furnich them
selves with these reports in order to
look up the citations. He also charged
that Bum referred to his annexation
to Bunn's constitution instead of the
sections of the constitution as printed
in the code, thus requiring lawyers to
use Bunn's constitution. He also ex-
pressed the view that the indexing sys-
tenn is cumbersome and inferior to the
one that would have been used had he
(Harris) secured the contract
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27
PULASKIOF SPOKANE
LEAPS INTO VERSE

Spokane, Wash. Dec 23.-With
poetry and prose the Germans are
rallying in battle of wit and humor
in answer to a satire on the German
trained Turkish troops, written by
Captain George Steunenberg of the
United States army, who is stationed
at Fort George Wright, in Spokane
Captain Steunenberg, hailed as the
poet laureate of the army, recently had
the Kiplingesque verses published in
the Army & Navy Journal, calling
forth a note, with the Steunenberg
name on the envelope, from General
Leonard Wood.
The first to enter the lists in OPP
position to the captain is Arthur Won
Pulaski of Spokane, formerly a German
officer and at one time colonel in the
service of the sultan. After declaring
that the Turkish army is no longer
disciplined by German methods, Won
Pulaski designates the Steunenberg
verses as the "penny.ante sort" He
suggests that the captains literary
talents might profitably be directed to-
ward composing a good marching song
for the army.
Meanwhile, Steunenberg, being an
army officer, has said nothing, but the
world is having good laugh over his
swinging verses.
And now Stanley Mayall, a promi-
nent Spokane manufacturer, leaps
Tightly into the saddle of Pegasus with
the following:
"Oh, bark you Onkel Samuel Won far
across der see.
Hier kommt Elm voice in answer. Just
hear einmal to me-
Vielleicht we jetst can fight no more
und zu fit are to run.
But we can do some odder dings be-
sides use sword or gun.
"Und der is more ais Frenchmen, wot s
got lot of Gaul,
In fact when first such stuff kamaus,
der Yankee got most all;
Und Strassburg pies und Munich bier
und candied fruit from Metz,
They amt no fitting fighting food
which Kaiser Will forgets,
1--WE got a scent called eau de Koln,
and auch de Limburg cheese.
Und from our Holstein cattle, we cut
Hamburg steaks NIT ease;
We have some Maus Towers auf der
Rhine, und rats-kellers to show
| Und sauer kraut und lieb fraumilch,
und udder dings also.
"Und yonce If ! get real matt, I'll take
mein Dachshund dog,
Und drop him in der wurst' machine
und grind him cop in-eog;
Und feed him to the Yankee bard wot
says we can not light,
Und give him such nightmare his
life's cur-tailed NIT fright"
j
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27
Iudae connors 10 BE peIeaate.

McAlester, Okla, Dec. 1S,-The
Pittsburg county farmers institute in
session here today elected Judge J. p.
Connors of Canadian, former president
of the state board of agriculture, as a
delegate to the state institute at Still
water, which will elect a new state
board Of agriculture under the pro-
visions OF the Russell amendment
adopted in November The institute
memorialized congress to encourage a
rural credit system
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-12-27
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There were three more marriage IL
.senses issued today to: A. Beal Lam
lier, age 27, of Valley Wen, Texas, and
Miss Nellie Maloney age 19, of Blue
Jacket This marriage will occur in
Bluejacket tonight. Mr.. Eddie Moore,
age -, of Nevada, Mo-, and Miss
Myrtle Williams, age II, of Vinita,
were married this afternoon by County
Judge S. F. Parks 4 license was
granted to Lucian B. Butler and Miss
Ruth Lillian Day, ages "a and 10 re-
spectively both residing in Big Cabin.
The marriage will take place there to-
night