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board OF EDUCATION
HOLDS BRIEF SESSION
Grants Entertainment Permits
and Approves Promo
tionS.

Purely formal in it's character was the
meeting Of the board Of education yes
terday afternoon, and only fifteen min
utes Were necessary to transact the rou-
tine business. including the approval OF
several promotions Of teachers.
Permission was given Central High
School to hold a luncheon at the school
May 8 for the benefit OF its athletic fund.
Permission was given to Armstrong and
M Street high schools to hold an indoor
same purpose.
A request was read from the Howard
Park Citizens Association asking that
the separate battalion-the colored ca
dets-be ordered to participate in the
annual review Of the high school cadets
The matter was referred to the military
committee Of the board, with power to
act.
The following changes were approved
by the board:
Accept resignation of Mr.. R. I. Thomp-
son as teacher of the sixth grade and
principal Of the Hamilton School,
Appoint Miss B. E. Schneider, teacher
Of the fourth grade, as principal Of the
Hamilton School.
Accept resignation of Miss NJ A. Ad-
kins as teacher Of the fourth grade, Grant
School.
Promote Miss E. L Sprightley from the
third grade to the fourth grade. and
transfer from the Dennison to the Grant
School.
Promote Miss E. I. Noack from the
first grade to the third grade, and trans
fer from the Adams School to the Denni-
son School,
Appoint Miss E. A. Thompson as teach
er Of the first grade and assign to the
Adams School.
Accept resignation Of Miss E. T. Will
liams as kindergarten principal, Bryan
School.
Promote Miss C. NJ. johnson from kin
dergarten assistant to kindergarten
principal, and transfer from the Weight
man School to the Bryan School.
Appoint Miss M. e. Finch as kindergar-
ten assistant and assign to the Weight
man School.
Accept resignation of Gilbert Simmons,
laborer at the Gales School.
Appoint T. E. Ammaqp as laborer at
the Gales School.
Appoint Mrs. e. M. johnson as SUBJ
stitute teacher in the elementary schools.
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Business Block Brings sec. 900.

Boss & Phelps have sold for Charles C.
Glover, president of Riggs National Bank,
the business block at the southwest cor
ner of Sth and d streets northwest. 1t is
understood that the price obtained was
$4,000. The improvements consist of a
modern three-story brick and stone struc-
ture occupied by the Washington Tobacco
Company.
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Duplicate Key Man" Blamed.

The duplicate key man." who has
been paying occasional visits to apart
ments and houses about the city of late,
is blamed for the disappearance last
night of a suit case filled with clothing
from the home Of Samuel Appleby, 141O
street northwest. Mr.. Appleby says the
theft was committed between 8 and 1880
o'clock
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LOCAL MuT1oH.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

National-Frank Mcintyre in ''Snobs.' =
BIS pm.
Belasco-The Butterfield Players In
"Brown Of Harvard" S:15 pm.
Columbia-The Columbia Players in
sThe Lily" S:15 pm.
Polls Theater-Teh Poll Players In
sNobody's Widow" Sis pm.
New Academy-"The Girl in the Taxi. :"
BIS pm.
Gayety-"The Runaway Girls" S:15 2. m
New Lyceum-"Miss New York. Jr.."
S:15 pm.
Majestic-Continuous vaudeville. to IL
PIN.
Casino-Vaudeville and motion pictures,
2:15, 3:45, 7:15 and pm.
Cosmos-Vaudeville and motion pic
lures, / pm. to IL pm.
virginia-Motion pictures and illustrat-
ed songs.
The Arcade. 14th street and Park road
Dancing, skating and other amusements
Elks' building, a19 H street northwest
Elks' Spring Festival.
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Made Grand Worthy Secretary.

The chief Of the Alexandria, Va, Divi-
sion of the United Order Of True Reform
ers, Maurice Rouselle. on recommends
ton Of the board Of directors, has been
appointed by Grand Worthy Master
Floyd Ross as grand worthy secretary
to succeed J. Frank Douglass, who died
last week. Mr.. Rouselle was here yes
teroay arranging his bond OF $4,000.
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Tries to Jump Off Wharf.

i, Mary Simms, colored. Of 654 10th street
northwest. attempted to jump overheard
from the oyster wharf. 18th street south
west, yesterday afternoon. Robert
Slaughter and William Carroll grabbed
her. The police sent the woman to the
Washington Asylum Hospital
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Rev. F. B. Howden in Accident

Rev Frederick B. Howden. pastor of
81 Johns Episcopal Church. o street
between ed and a3d streets. was in an
AUTOMOBILE accident near 18th and G
streets yesterday afternoon about 5
O'Clock. His automobile was struck by
a street car and badly damaged. The
rector was operating the machine when
The collision occurred. He escaped in
jury.
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ALONG THE RIVER FRONT.
Arrivals.

Schooner Silver Star, cord wood, from
a lower river front, at 10th street wharf,
10 l.. A. Clark & Son; schooner Emma,
sliad and herring, from Chapmans fish
ing shore, at 18th street wharf, for the
market: sloop Metompkin and power
boats Quad. F. Bailey and Brown Cat,
oysters in the shell, from river and bay
beds. at the 18th street wharf market:
schooper Carrie A. Mears, at Alexandra,
with pulp wood. from a river point, for
shipment to Piedmont, w. Va: schooner
Edith Verrall, at Firth Sterling steel
plant. with railroad ties. from down
river landing: power boat Margaret w.,
CLAIMS and oysters. at 18th street wharf
market: schooners Avalon and Ethel
Vale. shad and herring from river nets,
at fish wharf. for the dealers; tug How
ard Reeder, with tow of lighters, from
oyster shells for the crushing plant at
Alexandria.
Departures.
Schooner 8. L. Bowen, light, for Nam
jemoy creek. to load cord wood back to
this city for dealers; schooner Emma,
light, fol Chapman's fishing shore, to
load fish for the market here: schooner
c. A. Mears. light, for a down river
andria: schooner NJ. A. Roberts. light.
for Nomini creek, to load lumber or cord
wood for the market here: schooner s. c.
kimball, light. for Colonial Beach, to
load, schooner Avalon, light. for a lower
river point, to load back to this city;
tug d. NJ. Key. with lighter, for Fairy
Landing fishing shore, to load shad and
herring for the market; tug Walter F.
Meade, with tow Of sand and gravel
carrying lighters for down river points
schooner Ethel Vale, light. for the lower
Potomac nets, to load for market here;
tug Capt. Toby, after stone laden lighter
Tor this city; tug Eugenia, towing light
ers, for a river POINT.
Memoranda.
Schooner Virginian Rhulon is on her
way to this city with lumber for dealers
schooner Hattie & Francis is on her way
TO Alexandria from a river point with
poplar wood aboard: scow Bush has been
taken to the Eastern branch to complete
discharging. schooner Edwin G. Maud
will go TO a North Carolina point to load
lumber for the market here; schooner
Kathleen has arrived in Mattox creek
from this city to load: schooner Nelly
Bly, is at Baltimore with lumber from q
Virginia point. schooner Eleanor Russell
is in Mattawoman creek loading cord
wood for the market here; schooner M.
A. Shea Is at river point loading lum-
Der for the local dealers: schooner
Quicktime is at Baltimore, with lumber
from Virginia point; scow John Fisher
is at a Potomac point to load pulp wood
for Alexandria.
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and ample age when you get HEU-
RIGHTS BEERS. Awarded highest prizes
at three International expostions. doz
Maerzen or Senate, $1.75: doz. Lager
$1.JO. Bottle rebate, zoe. Tel. West 1000
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Holmes Bread Is ms Good as Yours.
Ask Holmes Bakery to deliver their
Homemade Milk Bread to you daily. 1t
contains all the substance and goodness
that can be put into loaf. Trysit!
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To BE Married This Springs
Consult Guide now about the flowers
and floral decorations. 1914 F.-Advt.
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As result of his automobile turning
turtle Sunday on new road, Frank
Lake of Hampton. Va, sustained several
cuts and bruises about the head, face
and arms.
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3 Cans Maine Corn. 25cy Gold Medal
Oats. 25c; 10 lbs. Washing Soda, 1Oc; 3
cakes Oleine Soap, 1Oc; Prunes. 12c; Evap.
Apples, 1Oc; Evap. Peaches. 13c; Pound
or Fruit Cake, lac; Evap. Milk. 4c and
7hc; Eagle Milk. 13c: Fresh Creamery
Butter, 34c; Pure Lard, 12c; Compound,
1Oc; cans Soup. 25c; Finest Grade Pine
apple, 20c. J. T. d. Pyles Is Stores.
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4-burner Gasoline Range, $:7.OO.
Eberly's Stove Store, 71S It'll st. NV.
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The Real Economy Gas Ranges Guar
anteed S s. Shedd & Bro. Co., 49, 9th NV.
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DR.. Schindler's Peanut Oil Butter
is both delicious and nutritious in soups
Try 1t.
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Phone Your Want Ad to The star,
Main $40.
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Blinds and Doors, Fence Palings,
lumber for house repairs. Right prices
quick delivery. TEL Eisinger Bros, 200 7th.
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II This Your Wedding Month.
Hire carriages at Downey's Stables, 1920 L
-Advt.
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WIVES
as Turk; it is to save their precious lives that
am seeking work." "Poor man." cried. "the
work you ask I'll surely put your way. Saw up
some wood-get at your task, and earn bone a
dayr "Your words" he said, with manner grand,
my blood make fairly boil! You do not seem
to understand the dignity of toll! If for that
price my hands I laid axes and on saws,
would eternally degrade great Labors sacred
cause! Two bones day to do that chore--tiss.
is my humble tune; to start at and quit at
and rest three hours at noon! Far better that
INV wives should croak NV kids throw I'm their
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-04-18

Brides Bouquets of Rare Beauty.
Artistic decorating. Shaffer, 18th & Eye.
Adyt
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$1.es Baltimore and Return,

Baltimore and Ohio.
Every Saturday and Sunday. Good to
return until 600 am. train Monday. All
trains. both ways, including the Royal
Linited.-Advt.
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CITY ITEMS.
Calculating Machines. Schmidt. TO 18th st.


$4,000 Production Of Henry VIII In 3
reels, today, Virginia. 9th. F and G.
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Money to loan at and go on real estate
Frank T. Rawlings Co.. 1425 N. 7. ave.
Advt
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Tin Roofs Repaired and Painted.
s. S. Shedd & Bro. Co., 4B2 9th NV.
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Money to Loan
ON real estate. Moore & Hill (Inc.)
1902 H st.-Advt.
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Gasoline for sale. 1744 Pa av. lie
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Phone Yo1r Want Al to The Sta,
Main 2liO.
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Looking for Work
By WALT MASON

The downtrodden toler asked Job;
the marks of his Frame heaved
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hands, than live joke of Labors just
pushed him gently with feet drove him from
and he stands the street and talks for He
cries: "The toilers Pance! On he
He has help hope chance! The Tyrant grinds his
FACET
H. In
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Shower Baths. Stag Hotel COS 9th. orsa.
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VIOU may think you
y have such a strong
hold on your patrons
that you don't need to ad-
vertise, but the other fell
low who does advertise will
soon show you that you are
mistaken.
We aUvite the
right ads to
make advertising
good advertising.
Star AID Writing Bureau,
Robert w. Cox. Rs s.'os.,o.
F. T. Hurley, Star Buiidias-
G. c. Archibald. Pho1 1s4o
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CutiCura Soa D
Shaving Site k
For Tender Faces

Indispensable for those subject to redness
roughness. and other irritations of the skin A
shaying luxury. No mug. soggy soap. no
germs. no waste Of time money. In uickeled
bog. 25c. at stores or by mall Liberal sample
free. Address "Cuticura." Dept. 2S. Bostoa-
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
An Art Critic.

An actor who Is known as Lew Is OF
German descent. and his father speaks
broken English. Lew says the o,d gen
tleman went to biz art gallery re
Gently and came home greatly en-
Unused
Saw fine painting. Louis" he said
.'You did,
"Yes. IL was Il fine one-huntrets OF
people loukin= mt It, IL must haf been
word huntrei dollars. sure
"Wbat WIS its nanleT asked Lew
DOT I ,;,n tel you not. but 1t was !;
fine picturr
Describe II Z" me
YELL said the old gentleman. There
vn< three fellrrS Nop vas playing the
fife. won vas playing the drum. ana dri
other hat headache New f"rs
Telegraph
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
A VISION IN THE NIGHT
The Man That Was Posed on the eose
Of the Preciplce.

Through the hilly country oI tle
Basaues Harry \, Frantk 'ihiue h'N
wov on foot with few adventures. hu'
with many interesting experiences a.
the close of one day. liz tells w III
-Four Months Afoot In spain. ne pe
gan to Chamber upward inlo fhe noun
talns that rose high in the darkehihe
sky ahead. The night grew black. TOT
the heavens were overcast. but ne VINO
marches on into the darkness. II ne IL
not confused by any artificial lgnts'
may still see moderately well.
1t was two hours perhaps after niGnt'
fall. and the road. its edge a sheei
precipice above unfathomable depths.
was winding ever higher round me
shoulder of mammoth peak wheh
suddenly | saw man. denSer b'ach
ness against the SEA OF obscurit!'
standing stock still on the utmost edge
of the highway.
"Buenas tardesr | greeted him III 4
low voice, almost afraid that hearty
tone would send him toppling bacK
ward to his death.
He neither answered nor moved.
stepped closer
You have rather dangerous posi-
ton, verdad. senor:"
Still he stared motionless at INT
through the darkness. ! moved query
forward and. thrusting our hhhu
touched him on the sleeve. II was
hard. as If frozen. For an instant re
coIled, then with a sudden instlnctlV'
movement passed hand quickly aho
lightly over his face. Was dreaming
That, too, was hard and cold Sprani
back and. rummaging hastily through
nv pockets, found one broken nlatch
The wind was rushing up from the bot
tomless gulf below struck a lGht
holding It in the hollow OF my hhnd
and in the instant before ii was blowl
out | caught few words OF IN lnscrlp
ton on PEDESTAL:
Erected to the Mem
Thrown over this precpice-
Bandits Night Of
But before | had made out date
name / was in darkness again
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
ALMOST SHIPWRECKED.
Trying Ordeal For the Sailor VINO
Wanted to Be a Master.

Joseph Conrad. who w;ls Il sailor be-
fore he turned author. has told or the
examination that he underwent for his
masters certificate The examiner De-
gan by trying to make him tax non
sense.
..Rut had been warned of that
6eudish trait and contradicted MIN
with great assurance. After awhile he
left off So far good. Placing me tnen
in Il ship of II certain size at sea uhder
certain conditions of weather. SEASON.
and so forth. he ordered me to execute
+, certoin naneuver Before was half
tbro,irh with II he did some material
d.mn,-e 70 the ship As soon as ! had
grappled with thai difficulty he caused
another to present itself. and when
| that TOO. was met he stuck another
| shin before me. creating II very danger
ous situation felt slightly outraged
bv this ingenuity in piling trouble upon
n uian.
81 wouldn; have got into that mess.
suggested Eiildly 1 could have seen
that ship
,..No, you couldn't. The weather''
thick
".Ohr I apologiZed blankly.
"The examiner did not stop there
difficulty followed difficulty in the i'm
aginary homeward voyage until whel
inst off Il lee shore with outlying sant
banks the examinee said desperately
II shall hnye TO think a little, sir.
".Doesnt look as if there were mucl
time TO think was the sardonic reply
".No. SIR the examinee responded
not on board ship: but, then.
could see. As it is, SO many accident
have happened that ! really can't re
member what there's left for me t
work with. Have l two anchors at th
bow. sir'
".Yes. But there's only one CABLE
, You've lost the other
".Then | would back them II l coul
and tail the heaviest hawser on boar
on the end Of the chain before letdn
go. and if she parted from that, whic
is quite likely. l would just do notl
r ing
"'Nothing more to do, eh?
, ".No, sir I could do no more
"'You could always say your pra.
p ers'
I, but the exhausted captain OF I'd
vessel in multiform distress was NJ
: sbipvrecked after all. He passed vii
:. credit"
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
SleiuhbeIls-HoW Made.

It Is mystery to many how the
iron balls inside of sleighbells get
there. In making sleighbeIls the iron
ball is put inside sand core Just the
shape Of the inside of the bell Then
a mold is made exactly the shape of
the outside of the bell. The sand core.
with the iinglet inside. Is placed in
the mold of the outside, and the melt
ed metal is poured in. which fills the
space between the core and mold.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
IL Mas Alive.

There are in the Book Monthly some
Memories of Mark Twain. chleny III
London. by his cousin. Katherine Glenn
ems One of the stories told is con-
nected with visit the humorlst pald
TO Nine. Tussaud's. While In the IA
nous show he stood a long while IN
contemplation of an especially clever
niece of waxwork. He felt a sudden
stab of pain in his side and, turning
quickly, found himself face to face
with dumfounded British matron,
with her parasol still pointed toward
him "Oh, Lor', It's alive!" she ex'
claimed and beat a hasty retreat.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
DRAGGED A BIT HIMSELF.
II Was About a Wonderful New Ma
chine He Had Seen.

"while | was running bolt cutter at
the Rock Island shops in ChicaGo'
writes contributor to Railway anu
Locomotive Engineering. Il boardeu
at house much frequented by loco
motive engineers and tiremen. These
men talked great deal about their tre-
mendous feats in getting over certain
hills without the help of second loco
motive
my opposite neighbor at table. a
vounc fellow who ran Il lathe In tine
shop grew tired of this monotonous
Dragging: he thought he was entitled
TO do little talking himself. one
evening he called out to me;
"Well, | went over and saw tha'
new machine today. and it's astonlsh'
ing the fine work it does
"'How does it work? inquired
".Well,' said James. by means OF a
pedal attachment a fulcrumed lever
converts the vertical reciprocatlhe
motion into circular movement
The principal part of the machine IS
huge disk that revolves in vertlca
plane. Power Is applied through tht
axis of the disk. and when the Speee
of the driving arbor is moderate Inc
peripbery of the apparatus is travelln;
at a high velocity. Work is done OF
this periphery. Pieces of the hardes
steel are by mere impact reduced t.
any shane the skilful operator desires
".What in the name of sense is ina
machine. anyway? demanded Ton
| Briggs.
".Oh. it's new grindstone.' replie'
lanes. and silence that could be Gu
| with butter knife fell upon TN
| crowd "
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
Flying Men Fall

victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles just like other people, with
like results in loss OF appetite, back
ache, nervousness, headache. and
tired, listless, rundown feeling. But
there's no need to feel like that as I.
d. PEBBLES, Henry, Tenn. proved.
"Six bottles OF Electric Bitters" he
writes, ''did more to give me new
strength and good appetite than all
other stomach remedies / used". Sc
they help everybody. Its folly t.
suffer when this great remedy will
help you from the first dose. Try it
Only so cents at all druggists.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
a 4 opo wav Back.

The earliest authentic date that mas
been handed down to us was 1nscripeu
ON the foundation stone of the temple
TO the sun god mt Sippara by Naram'
sin. son of Sargon. This stone was ex'
humed by Nabonidus. who reigned over
Babylon about 554 p. c.. and 1t Is as
serted that Naram-Sin ruled 5000 years
previously. From these dates we learn
that the chronology of Babylon began
with the reign of Sargon l., king oi
Agade, $500 B. c.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
He Was Sarcaetic,

DuhbleighS car lay Hat on ITS slde
and deep in the mud in the freshly
plowed field. having skidded of the
road through the low stone wall. to
get there
"Ah," cried passerby from the
roadSide Had an accilent|
Duhh!eish tried to hold his tongue
but the strain was too much for MIN
NO, of course not" he replied cold
lv .rve inst bought new car and
brought my old one ont here tn h'irA
it Got IL pickax and Il shovel In vo'i'
pocket YOU could lend me- can
seem TO dig very deep with my moto'
horn" Harper's Weekly.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
Continued from Page Il

and it is our opinion that the same
are properly kept.
And, having discharged the dutl-
es imposed on US as best we could,
we now ask that we be discharged
Most respectfully submitted,
C. l.. TURNER,
Foreman of the grand jury.
August Is, 1917.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23

Bertie- Edith. will you be my wife!
Edith-Oh. Bertie. 1t all depends on
the whether
Bertie-The wbrthers
Edith-Yes. whether you can Keep me
In the luxury ! am used to.-London
Telegraph
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
How Apes and Monkeys Differ.

What are the differences between
apes. ba bouuS and monkeys!
Apes are such as are destitute or
fails. bnboons have muscular bodies.
elongated nizzles. and their tails are
usually short: monkeys are those whose
tails are in general long. some OF
them. the sapagoS. having prehenSiie
tails, which can mt pleasure he twisted
around any object. and thereby. III
many instances. answer the purpose OF
an additional hand. Reason why
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
A Quaker Oath.

Two small boys in a family OF
Friends. writes contributor. had Il
disagreement. during which the "'ue'
boy became very much incensed
Finally. no longer able To control
himself. he took his brother by the
shoulder and shook him. with the ex-
clamation. "Oh. thee little you. thee.
Then rs the enormity of his oifense
came over him he said. in changed
voice. Don't tell mother J swore. =
Youths Companion.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
a Good Answer.

A shopkeeper had for his virtues op'
tanned the name of "the little rascal.
A stranger asked him why the appella.
ton had been give to him.
'sTo distinguish me from the rest OF
my trade" quoth he. who are oil
great rascals."-London Mail.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
The Unexpected.

Prizefighter (entering school with his
son)-You give this boy o mine a
thrashing yesterday, didn't yer? School,
master livery nervous)-Well-l-er-
perhaps- Prizefghter-Well, give Us
YOUR and. You're champion. can't
do nothin' with i'm myself.-Lonoon
punch
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
Inoratiatinq.

"This is the fifth time you have been
brought before me-" said the judge Sc
verely.
"Yes, your honor" smiled the Of
fender. when like feller ] like 10
give him all my business You see
"Sixty days." roared the judge.-Har
per's Weekly.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-23
sura nn Qna Point.

"Out lite last night? What tlme
did the clock say when you got Int"
81 don't remember what the clock
said but will never forget what my
wife saidr