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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications. as thew csrno.
reach the diseased portion of the mo.
There is only one way to cure deafness'
and that is by constitutional rer,rlIsss'
Deafness is caused by an infiamed coI'5S
ton of the mucous lining of tbe Ti :
stachina Tube. When this tube e. E ~
famed you have rumbling SOUND IN ~
imperfect hearing, and when If js oi
tirely closed, Deafness is the resnIt en-.
unless the inflammation can be taIxa,, a al0i
and this tube restored to its nnr, Uai
condition. hearing will be destroveSY ma ma
ever; nine cases out of ten are co,i ior
by Catarrh, which is nothing but 90 uS sc
famed condition OF the mucous - s, IN
faces. SUI
We will give One Hundred Do,u..
for any case of Deafness Caused nv ca
tarrh) that cannot be cured by Ian.,
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars fraa
Sold by Druggists. 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa.
ton.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Target Practice.

over in Pensacola they have been
hearing great guns and watching the
sharp shooters of the garrison plug
make believe battleship a few miles
cut at sea. The big gun practice is ex-
pensive and Uncle Sam cannot afford
to let the twelve-inch bulldogs bark
and show their teeth every day. but
when they do unleash them for a while
l. is shown that they really can bite
and the demonstrate is probably
good for the strangers looking on. The
results of the recent target practice
az Pensacola are said to have been
highly satisfactory. - Jacksonville
Times Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

There amt any points in a feller's
life when he knows so much as he
does when he is a member Of the
senior class of the high school.
There is one thing that a good bar
Der never runs out of and that is
converse ton.
Deacon Pringle has got two sons.
One of EN- is on the Chicago police
force and the other one amt dom
much of anything, either.
Whenever you see a woman with a
career" you kin be very sure that her
husband fastens his suspenders on
with shirgle nails.
There are pleasanter ways of maxim
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

goes to the club and leaves her hair
at home for me to admire"
Maize says: Il had my hair washed
yesterday and can't do a thing with IL.
Help"
Put It in the gas oven until IT dries
out.
There is the dickens fer TO pay.
There's nothing much that he won't
say
His language is immense.
SO dangerous is he this day the rela-
tives all stay away
Excitement is intense.
1t is a trick, no doubt Of IL. to find the
places where they fit
They come in various sizes
1t makes a picture puzzle game or
checkers seem almighty tame.
It's so full Of surprises
II is case Of cuss and fret until At
last one gets 'em set,
And then finds they're ali wrong
And then he digs down in his leans
and pays some man to hang the
screens.
And life's a glad. sweet song.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
New Industries Comma.

PENSACOLA has promise of soon be-
coming great manufacturing center,
as many as sixteen separate COM
panies now considering establishing
plants there. Included in the list are
chemists. bag manufacturers, box fac
tories, cigar, rubber. iron and tool,
barrel hoop, silk and paper factories.
All or these propositions are being
considered by the Pensacola CONNER
cIal Association.-Jacks Times
Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

All of Charming Columbia's $4,000
inhabitants are thrice daily crammed
to the hatch with square meals.-Co-
lumbia State.
Don't like to express our ignorance,
but tell us, pray, in what part of Il
man, woman or child, is the hatch"
located
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Walters on ocean liners get more in
tips than the salary of the wireless
oLerators amount to, but the officials
evidently believe that a man who
brings in the good things to eat de-
serves more than the one who stands
ready to send to the outside world
SIGNALS of distress.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
PensacoIian Growing.

Pensacoian Growing.
The Pensacolian for April is a very
attractive and interesting number.
Among the special articles in this issue
are an original story by Nellie Cravey
Gilmore: an article descriptive Of
Porto Rico, by Loren A. Sherman;
Fensacola's Preparations for the Pan
ana Canal. by Celia Myrover Robin
son: an interview with DR.. Blocker on
Civic Improvement; an installment of
the serial story, Mrs. Maeten's Soul
Mate, by Harry Lys, and other good
things In the editorial department
various live topics are discussed, and
several articles in the magazine are
Illustrated with half tones.-Jackson-
willie Times-Union.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Little HousehoId InfeIicities.

How do you suppose 1 know where
you put the screw driver last fall when
you took the screen doors down? Men
are helpless creatures. I suppose next
spring you will be asking \me where
you put the screen DOORS"
Say, Mayme, on the square, if you
wear that hat to church it's a fishpole
and a trip down the river for mine. ]
simply can't stand by and hear them
talk about it,
That cut glass berrybowl is no place
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Good Set of Man

Pensacola has a Good Government
League composed of young men Of
the Deep Water City. There are
dozens of fine fellows in Miami who
could organize and accomplish some
great things for the city, if the spirit
would only move that way.-Miami
Metropolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Can't Stand Morris.

With Cone Johnson out of the race,
what will the Charlotte Observer, Co
lfmbia State and Pensacola Journal
do for candidate for the senate from
Texas? 1t is obvious that these three
journalistic irritants will not be able
to agree on Morris Sheppard, as the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

President Taft ought to have known
better than TO rake the colonel over
the Goals, because he will have the
privilege of voting with the Democrats
for Wilson, and it's even money that
mated.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Gumbo is RESPONSIBLE.

The only reason Pensa cola has flies
and mosquitoes is that the people want
them.-Pensacola Journal We always
did think there was something queer
about people who could eat gopher
gumbo.-Kissimmee Gazette.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

One imported councilman in Charles
ton wanted an ordinance passed tc
keep the cows from grazing within
the city limits, but in view of the fact
that lawn mowers had not been intro
duced there the council failed to pass
the ordinance.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Our Hair Symposium.

OhF T1aF symposium
Newlywed says: Il am a man OF a
very passionate disposition and when
I get angry stop at nothing. Soon
after 1 was married / got mad at my
wife and tried TO drag her around the
room by the hair Of the head. Every
time I grabbed a handful Of hair il
came out and she merely gave me tho
laugh. How is a man going to show
that he is boss of the ranch? Tell me
that"
Il can't be done. That's all.
Sufferer writes: 4 sat behind q
wad of hair at the theater the other
night that prevented me from seeing
a single thing that was going on back
Of the footlights. Can't something be
done about this thing
Get a seat in the front row. That's
the orly thing that can be done.N
T. r. F. says: My wife got me I'M
der false pretenses: in fact, false hair.
] used to sit and ADMIRE her hair by
the hour and 1 didn't know the truth
until after we were married. Now she
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

A st. Louis judge has decided that a
husband cannot compel his wife to
darn his soX. Judge or no judge, she'd
either darn out fifteen centers or we'd
steal her dollar and-thirty- cent silk
stockings
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Prayinu for Cone.

Cone Johnson has gone to a mill
pond in Smith County to fish. Cone
Will be sure to catch something there,
as he is now beyond the deadly sup
tort Of the Charlotte Observer, Column
bia State and Pensacola Journal
Houston Post.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Those in Florida who Joined the
Frame-up thought they were putting
something over in the dark, but We
caught them. Now ii gets onto their
nerves when Frame-up is mentioned
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

There is steam behind the Under
wood movement" says the Montgom-
cry Advertiser, which shows that
Grandma doesn't know the difference
between steam and hot air.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Laney and Loftin PLEASE Rubes,

Judge Chas. H. Laney and Judge
Lcftin, of Pensacola, made lasting i'm
pressions on the hearts of the RUDE
Editors at the banquet given the RUDE
EDITORS by The Journal ball players
last Week.-LaUrel Hill News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

There is dive -ity of opinion among
the people about Roosevelt being a
progressive, although, most of us agree
that he is short, ugly word.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Four years ago the colonel was oc-
cupying the managers bench, but now
he is exerting every effort to make
good on the team.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Pensacola has many filthy spots
which breed flies. but some people
had rather take a chance upon carry
ing one of their family to the ceme-
terry than to)keep their premises clean
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Is His Riaht.

AN unshaved man IS a nuisance"
pyoclaims The Pensacola Journal. An
unshaved bachelor may be, but a ben
cdict should be permitted to have a
little heir apparent.-Columbia State.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

If man could he'd have inserted in
the marriage contract a provision
which would make the babies cry dur
ing the day time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Gets Blue Ribbon.

Pensacola has the new world record
for torpedo firing. Oh, well, there S
that blue ribbon for snapper and
CORNER gumbo.-Jacksonvil Times
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Fat women are denied some of the
things which other people take in a
matter of fact way-the upper berth,
for instance.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Some reactionaries think they have
perfect right to hate, fight and lie
about Mr.. Bryan and then get fearfully
1uad when he tries to defeat their can
GlGateS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Had you ever thought if it was not
for stockings there would be no use
for garter factories.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

for your pipe and tobacco. Homer,
you've got to cut out smoking or there
is going to be one large, beautiful d.
voTce in this family"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

President Taft speaks of Theodore
now without putting a dear" before
his name.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Political differences can be amicably
settled IL the winning candidate will
buy the loser luscious Florida water
melon
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Doesn't take the people LONG to find
out that Wilson is the friend of the
people when they know that Mr.. Flag
ler's paper in Jacksonville is opposing
him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

The United States cannot revolu-
tionize Great Britain maritime laws,
but we can compel vessels landing in
America to carry lifeboats and trained
crews sufficient to insure safety.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

President Taft attempted to kick the
coloners hat from the ring, but his
toe is now in bandages.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

If you don't believe little things
t mean much work try paragraphing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

: Does the speed mania" of which we
: hear so much make fast women?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

When big business puts up money
for candidates they get 1t back later
if their candidates are successful-the
people ought to realize that.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Perpetual motion is best illustrated
by the unending schemes of the in
terests against the people.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

From some cause the italian with
his monkey and hand-organ are dis
appearing Probably can't stand the
Craphophone music
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

undertaking stories are disappear
ing because crooked dealings are on
the decline
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

1t Is the common people who are in
formed upon the vital questions Of the
day these days.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

] The White Star Line ought to name
;ts next big liner Ismayatic.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
Said of Pensacola and PensacoLans

State and Journal can not endure
Morris Sheppard's Recommendations
ten Post.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Most time for us to get up a dis
cussion as to when dog days will be-
gin.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Judge Wolfe and Judge Reeves, both
friends of the people, carry the mes
sage of Woodrow Wilson to the people
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Can the colonel go the distance? j:
the question which is being asked.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Bostonians will be doing it too next
TUESDAY,,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Backward, turn backward. Uncle Jud
in your fight. and remain in Ohio,
your democracy is a fright.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Surf bathing is a real free-for- al
delight in which all Pensacolians par
ticiuate
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

If 1smay was a passenger he was
beating his way and ought TO be
prosecuted therefor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27

Read The Journals Want
Ads and Profit thereby.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-27
A Native Floridian.

business who will give business administration
He will APPRECIATE your support in the coming primary
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
FARMERS CLUB MEETING
Occurred Today at the Home Of Mr.
]. A. Pearce on Lake HOl.
lingsworth.

The Farmers club met today at
the homr of Mr.. j. a. Pcarrc on Lake
and the members re-
tort "A fine day, Il big dinner, and a
large and genial crowd.
Mr.. prarce is a newcomer 70 fior-
ida. huj he very wisely settled on
| akcland as place of residence, ana
all who had the pleasure OF spend
ipp the dav with him and his excel
lnt family are very happy indeed, To
welcome. such excellent people To tn
community.
The meeting being the occasion o.
,hc annual election of Oilirrrs. th'
tnlloving were duly elected: Prcsi
dent. Mr.. R. II. Gray: vice president
MIR y. II. Davis; secretary. Mrs. y
H. Davis.
The members each told of their eN
perienccs in growing various crops
among those who spoke being Messrs
II H. GRAY. +. f. Taylor, J A. Walk
er and A. Anderson.
A magnificent dinner was sprea
at noon. which the sixty member
present enjoyed to the fullest extent
The club meets next with Mr.. cline
on South Florida avenue.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
SUNDAY SCHOOL PICNIC
WAS GREAT SUCCESS

Yesterday the members or the
First Presbyterian and Cumberland
Presbyterian Sunday schools went to
Inverness on their annual picnic
leaving here at 1925 yesterday morn
ing and returning last night at 1:3'.
Tho day was one of great pleasure to
all. and each participant returned
happy and delighted with the spien-
did treatment accorded them by the
good people of Inverness.
They were met at the train by the
PRESBYTERIAN Sunday school of lnver-
hess. and were escorted 10 the plcnl'
grounds which overlook a very pret'
ty lake. The people OF Inverness lei
othing undone looking to the pleas
ure OF their guests They were tax
en- for boat rides and were shoWI
over the country in carriages an
otherwise made to have a very pleas
ant day.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
STATUS OF DEMOCRATIC
CANDIDATES FOR
PRESIDENT
CLAIMS OF THE SEVERAL CANDI.
DATES AS TO THEIR STRENGTH
IN CONVENTION.
(By Associated Press. }

Washington, May lS.-With more
than twO-thirds OF the delegates to
the Democratic National convention
elected. control OF the Baltimore
gathering remains in doubt. 1t will
consist Of 1924 delegates. and 729
votes are necessary to choice.
With about $40 delegates still to
be selected. the strength Of Clark.
Wilson and Underwood, as given by
their respective headquarters today.
is as follows
Clark claims instructed 1928.
pledged 6S. total 39l; conceded to
Wilson so. not including South Car
olina's Is. where the convention en-
dOrsed Wilson; conceded to Under
wood 81. to Harmon .. Wilson
claims as instructed 243, as favor
ing Wilson 30. total 273, conceded
TO Clark 234. Underwood 50. Har-
mon 4.
Underwood claims 80. including
from Tennessee.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
THREE NEGROS INDICTED
FOR SHERIFF MURDER

Gainesville, Fla. May lS.-Thc
grand jury has returned indictments
against Cain Perry. Sr., Fortune Per-
ry, his son, and Lige Brown, negroes.
arrested for the murder Of Marshal
G.. II. Slaughter and Deputy Sheriff
+. V. White near Archer early on
Sunday morning and by the recon-
mendation of States Attorney A. V.
Long, six other negroes, including
one woman, were ordered released,
The cases against the three prison
crs have been set for next Wedncs-
day.
The prisoners were arraiSned to-
day. and ole man Perry. who has
been suffering from wound in the
thigh, inflicted by Acting Deputy
sheriff J A. Manning on the night
of the murder, had to BE- brought
iNto court on strctchcr. lie wa
naturally an object of more curiosity
than sympathy.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
FORMER LAKELAND BOY
TAILS FINE HONORS.

Mrs. NJ. II. Terry has just received
the Information that her son. MIR.
Royal B. Terry, has graduated from
the Georgia Military Academy with
tine honors. having been awarded =
gold medal for being the best drilled
officer. President Taft details Unit
ed States army officer to act AS mill
tary instructor OF the college. and as
the examination was held under his
supervision, the young man is all the
more to be congratulated He has
many Lakeland friends who will be
glad to hear Of his splendid military
record
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
CHANGES IN FASHIONS.
Swells Idle Host Of Shop Girls-Uni.
form Dress Urged.

New York. May Is. That the
rapid changes in fashions. climinat
ing certain garments made by trained
WORKERS. have evolved an economic
situatio which only the adoption %!
a uniform dress by women of fashion
can allr> iatc. is the assertion mad"
in tho annual report Of the Women
Trade Union League.
IIobblo skirts have made petticuais =
obsolete. the report maintains, and
therefore thousands OF girl pcttieoa'
makers are out oi work
I'm the same manner tn" shirtwaiSi
makers have suffered through the
advent of the one-piece suit and the
necktie makers through The peculiar
ity of the knitted rrasat. 1t has
been suggested that If women o:
wealth and fashion would come out
boldly for a more uniform style ot
dress 1t would help greatly to solve
this problem. A group Of such WON
en- should start the reform move
ment.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
1Y COBBS TEAMMATES
ARE OUT ON
STRIKE
DETROIT AMERICANS REFUSE TO
PLAY BECAUSE FINE WAS I'M
POSED UPON COBB.
(By Associated Press.

Philadelphia. May lS.-Manager
Jennings of the Detroit American
team has engaged team OF nine
professional players for this
afternoons game with Philadelphi.
in order to avoid a forfeit and fine
OF $4,000. This action resulted from
the action Of the teammates of Ty
Cobb in refusing to play unless COBB
vas reinstated after suspension on
account of assaulting spectator in
a game at New York this week. Pres
idcnt Johnson insists Cobb was in
error. His teammates plan barn
storming trip until after the affair
il settled. cobb received telegram
signed by the Georgia senator's and
congressman expressing their SYM
rathy.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
HER TOE WORTH $4,4sO 10 HER.

Pttsburg, Penn. May lS.-A jury
in Common Pleas Court today de-
cidcd that the loss of Mrs. Katherine
Kelly Smiths big toe as an active
member of her pedal cXtrcmities was
worth $l.4SO to her
Mrs. Smith brought action against
Caroline Jones Machcsncy and II. A.
Machcsney. owners of the Maches-
Mcy, in Fourth avenue. for injury to
her big toe and foot when she STUN
blcd over Il movable elevator, the
top of which opened on the pavement
in front of the Machcsncy building.
II was shown that the top of the
elevator was b"Okcn and projected
several inches above the level of the
sidewalk The accident happened
nov. ~, 1905. as Mrs Smith was
walking along the pavement. the
evening being very dark Mrs. Smith
declared that the injuries TO her
foot had laid her up Tor more than a
year and that her doctor bill ha!
been $500
She also claimed that he pcrma
nrnt loss of the uses uf her big to-
had deprived her of comfort ia walk
lug and made her awkward in mot.
in2 around
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-05-18
NEW OFFICERS FOR
HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY.

Miami, May 1S.-The election o!
officers for the State horticultural
Society took place yesterday after
roon and owing to the very ehicient
way in which the affair OF the 30
oiety had been carried on the past
year, the officials were nearly all re-
elected.
The officers as they nov s'and are:
President. II. Harold Hume. Glen
st. Mary; vice president. H. b. Stew
ems. DeLand; w. e. Temple, winter
Park: s. B. Skinner Dunedin; sec
retary. f. o. Painter. JacksonViile;
treasurer, W. S. Har'. Hawks Park.
The executive commit remains the
same also, consisting Of P. ii. Rolfe.
Gainesville: F. S. Hubbard, Federal
Point: G.. l.. Taber Gen ST Mary
The report of -hr secretary this
afternoon disclose ne iact that the
membership has mounted to 9ss'
largest membership n" society has
ever had and is ii.liea'ive OF a Pc
riod of great prosperity for the asso-
| cia,ion Three hundred and sixty.
six members hase registered as pres
an, q, this oonver-ion- Two hundred
and thirty-five dollars was received
from members in special donations
for tho carryine on Of its work.