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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04
PUBLIC SAFE.
Three Springs, Saturday, March 18th.

M. A. Detwller will offer at pub.
lie sale on his farm 1 / nile south
west of Three Springs, 6 Cows,
some of which will have calves
by their sides, 10 fat Cattle con-
sistlng of. steers and heifers, 2
work horses,2 yearllng Colts, sew.
eral hundred bushels of Corn, 4.
horse Swab wagon, l Gram Drill.
At the same time aud place he
will offer his property in borough
of Three Springs, opposite the e.
B. T.. r Il Station: also, a runa-
bout automobile. Sale begins at
10 o'clock. Terms made known
on day of sale. j. M. Chestnut,
auctloneer. l. A. Weight, clerk,
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AFTER PASSING YEARS.
McCOnneIlsburg Testimony Remains Un'
shaken.

Slldkt1.
1t IS the best test OF truth.
Here Is a McConnellsburg story
that has stood the test of time. 1t
is a story with a point which will
come straight home to many OF
us.
John p. Conrad, deputy post
master, Main ST., McConnells.
burg, Pa, says: "For about a
year l had terrible pains across
my back and | didn't sleep well
at night. l was very nervous,
and when l got up in the morn.
ing l was more tired than when
[ went to bed. Finally I read OF
Doan's Kidney Pills, and as 9th.
ers similarly troubled had been
benefited by them, I gave them
a trial. They helped me linn
ately. Before long my back was
free from pain"
LASTING RELIEF.
On December 10, 1918, Mr..
Conrad said: II haven't needed
any remedy for backache or kid
ney trouble since Doan's Kidney
Pills cured me. l know the cure
Is a permanent one. You can
use my former endorsement OF
Doan's Kidney Pills as long as
you wish"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask tor a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the
same that Mr.. Conrad had.
Foster Milburn Co., Proprle-
tors, Buffalo, N. Y.
Advertisement.
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w. FUNK'S
BIG STOCK SALE
Wednesday, March II, 1914.

The undersigned having leased his
farm and intending to devote his en-
tire attention to the selling of pianos,
organs, and victrolas, will sell at his
residence east of Needmore, the fol-
lowing valuable property: 3 HEAD
OF HORSES. No. l Gray Mare weigh
ing about 1900 lbs. will work any place
hitched. No. 2 Black Horse, weight
about 1900, safe, gentle, and will work
anywhere. No. 3 is q fine yearling
colt, 5 HEAD OF cows. One OF
these cows is fresh with calf by her
side. The others were fresh last fall.
This is a good bunch of COWS. 80
HEAD OF HOGS. 7 of these are fine
Brood Sows, of which 3 will have pigs
by day OF sale; 2, the last OF March;
and 2 in April. l fine Boar. q Head
of Fat Hogs that will range in weight
from l20 to $50 pounds; the remainder
are extra fine shoats and pigs. /
heavy Brown Wagon, good as new;
light Milburn wagon, good as new; l
two-horse spring wagon, l light spring
wagon, set of Yankee harness, set OF
light harness, bob sleds, Portland
cutter, 2 good windmills, l ten-hose
lowdown grain drill, new; l eight-hose
Farmers Favorite grain drill, good
as new; Syracuse pillow, 2 horse corn
pillow, spring tooth harrow good as
new, 60 tooth harrow, Simond saw, %
Bushels Of potatoes, and many other
articles. Sale will take place rain or
shine. Sale begins at 10 O'Clock, q,
m. sharp. Credit 9 months.
L W. FUNK.
j. j. Harris, auctioneer.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04

In every family are chairs, bureaus,
tables, stands, lounges and other
kinds OF furniture that would be Just
as good as new, II they were placed in
the hands of a practical mechanic; and
the cost would not be much when CON.
pared with the value. Old furniture
can be made to look like new; in fact,
just now, old furniture polished and
fixed up Is more valuable than when
first made. 1t may not be generally
known that
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04
Joseph Sewers

has a shop in the building just east OF
Cline's automobile garage McCon-
nellsburg, and that he is prepared TO
do all kinds Of new and repair work,
and at very reasonable prices. Gath.
err up your broken furniture, or give
him an order for any new work you
may need, and see how well you will
be pleased.
Any work left with Court C~arbaugh,
near Big Cove Tannery, or with
Hayes Sewers, at Cito, will receive
prompt attention and be returned
promptly. Give Joseph a trial.
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A. j. MARTINS
BIG STOCK SALE.
Tuesday, March "a, 1914.

A. j. Martin will sell at public sale
on the G. j. Brewer farm, 2miles south
OF McConnellsburg, the following val
liable live stock, to wit: II HEAD OF
HORSES AND COLTS, No | is a
Bay Mare rising IL years old with
foal to an imported Belgian horse;
she is we'll built and sound, and will
work anywhere hitched, fearless Of
steam. first class pillow leader, and
saddle mare, weight 1850. No. 2, is
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LOng.-Hess.

Mr.. Earl Lloyd Long, of Knobs
vile, and Miss Lydia Susan Hess
of Hustontown, were united in
marriage by Rev. ]. V. Roger, at
the M. E. Parsonage, in McCon-
nellsburg, on March 4th.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04

Charles E. Cook, who has been
visiting friends in the East for
about three months, left for his
home in Illinois last Friday.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04
Western Maryland Railway Company,
In Effect November IS. 1918
leave Hancock AS follows;

Trains leave Hancock as follows:
Los a, m. daily Fast Express for Cumberland
Connelsvllle, Pittsburgh, and western
points Pullman sleeper.
$3.50 a m daily Express for Hagerstown, Bal.
timore, New York, Philadelphia, Wash.
ington, etc.
Sal a. IN. daily except Sunday Express for
Cumberland and intermediate points.
9.0i a. m. daily except Sunday Express for
Hagerstown, Waynesboro, Chamberlain
Baltimore and acknowledgements. New
York, Philadelphia, Washington, etc.
2.i2 p. m daily Western Express for Cum.
bertrand, West Virginia points and the
West.
ESQ p. IN. daily Express for Hagerstown,
Waynesboro, Chambersburg, Hanover,
Gettysburg, York, Baltimore anG inter
mediate points, New York, Philadelphia,
Washington
CFStewart. Gent Pass, Agent
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FIR SALE;-Mare colt 3 years
old in the spring, has been work
ed; the other Is a horse colt, 2
years old IN June, both good and
all right. Elmer E. Fraker, Fort
Littleton, Pa. 26-2t.
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New Wall Paper.

Geo. W. Reisner & Co., have
their new Spring Wall Paper in.
A large line Of good styles and
low prices.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04

Fox RENT-A large two-story
shop for rent. Good location.
Good trade. Lots of work. Pow.
err in shop, &c. Address E. j..
CROFT, Dane, Pa. 2-26.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04

For SALE.-Two-story Five
room house, lot IS by 900 feet
fronting in East Water Street
McConnellsburg-good stable
and other out buildings. Price
right and terms reasonab g.
Agnes Ray, McConnellsburg, Pa.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04

WANTED:-an agent in Fulton
county for one of the best old
line Insurance Companies. j. G..
Roberts, Bedford, Pa. Stiff.
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Wanted, For Sale, For Rent,
Lost, Found, Etc.

RATES-One cent per word for each
Insertion. No advertisement accepted
for less than Is cents. Cash must &C.
company order.
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For SALE:-42 acres good farm
land II mile northeast of Sharpe
postofice IN Thompson township
25 acres cleared, balance In tim
Der. House, barn, fruit, place
we'll watered. Call on, or adj
dress, Army j. Peck, Sharpe,
Pa. 1 "a IF.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-03-04

For SALE-Lot of nice sweet
applebutter. W. E. OFT.
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Western Maryland Lines
Try the Short Route to
Pitt Sburgh
Gle ell a d
and Chicago

Leave Hancock 2:12 p. m. arrlv-
ing IN Pittsburgh sos p. m. and
Chicago $40 a. M, next day.
Also through sleeping cars leave
10y a. m, ARRIVING IN Pittsburgh
7:20 a. M, Cleveland 1890 a. m
and Chicago 900 p. m. that day,
Modern electric.llghted train Of
observation parlor and club car.
Steel sleeping cars and vestibuled
coaches.
FOR BALTIMORE
Leave Hancock 1856 p. m. arriv.
ing IN Baltimore 6:49 p. m.
G. F. STEWART,
Gent Passenger Agent.
G. W. Myers, Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
FAVORS PENSIONS.

The New York Evening Telegram
has the same opinion regarding civil
service employees of the govern
ment that is held by the EVENING
Jews. The Telegram favors pen
sions for those who have given the
best years of their lives to the pub
lie service. In discussing the veto Of
the legislative bill by President Taft,
the Telegram says!
1.-THE striking out from the legis-
lative and judicial appropriation bill
of the provision limiting the tenure
of office of civil service employees of
the government to seven years meets
with the approval Of every n who
Is interested in keeping the service
out of politics.
They agree with Mr.. Taft who re-
turned~the bill to Congress with his
disapproval, that such a provision
would not only demoralize the serv-
ice, but would keep many persons of
ability from seeking employment un-
der the government. If the seven
year term was in force very few
would go in for civil service eXami-
nations, as it would mea that they
would be dismissed at an age when
1t would be difficult to obtain en-
| ployment in other lines.
THE alternative to dismissal
would be to curry favor with the ap-
pointing officials or pull political
wires which might result in reap
| pointment for another seven years.
All this would tend to demoraliza-
ton, and the only apparent motive
for Congressional action In the mat
ter at all was to get rid Of super
animated employees. Instead OF
throwing these men and women out
after giving the best years of their
lives to the service Of Uncle Sam, II
might be we'll for Congress to take
up the matter of giving them a pen
| sion"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
WILSON AND PROGRESSIVES.

Governor Wilson has shown a
friendliness toward the new Pro-
gressive party that is to be COM
mended. In his address at Sea Girt
last Saturday he declared that the
force behind the new party is dis
content with the regular parties of
the United States. In this the gov
ernor Is quite right. In response to
many Inquiries as to what he meant
by this statement the governor die
tated the following:
1.-THE Progressive element in the
Republican party tried to get con-
troll of 1t and failed. The progressive
element in the Democratic party
tried to get control of 1t and over
whelmingly succeeded.
$50 1t Is obvious to the whole
country that the Democratic party is
free to serve all the purposes of the
people. The Democratic party has
thus become a free organized instru-
mentality, through which programs
of reform can be carried out"
In this, too, the governor is right,
as far as the head of the ticket is
concerned. One might infer from
this that IL the reactionary forces
had got control of the Democratic
party at Baltimore as they did the
Republican party at Chicago, the
governor might have almost been
persuaded to come out as a full
fedged Bull Mooser. At least Gov
ernor Wilson has his eyes open to
the signs of the times. He knows
the people are thoroughly tired and
things, and as we know he has force
of character and ability enough to
change the order, we heartily join
In the effort to have him elected
President, believing that both Will
son and Roosevelt are fighting for
the peoples cause in this election.
1t would be a pity for Roosevelt or
any of his followers to spoil this ap-
parent good feeling and common in
terest by indulging In any personali-
Democratic candidate.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
FRIDAY, AUGUST %, 1912.
PERTH AMBOY
Population. 8s,191.
23 miles from New York.


20 miles from New York
7 a. rate 1870.
! On staten Island Sound, At the
mouth Of the Rarttap river anu ~
the head Of Raritan Bey
Ocean steamers can dook In iron
35 to 40 feet Of water.
I Channel ~ feet deep at low wa
{ ter leading up the bay from sAh'S
! Daily steamer service to New
! York.
s Lehigh Valley and the Staten ISLAND
I Rapid Transit, Branches running In
! all directions. a1ording almost An
! unlimited number Of excellent fso-
( Has two telegraph and two tsie-
I Electric fight and gas companies
( Two daily newspaPern
Public Library.
! Nine grammar schools ana one
! high school which Is on the up
I versities in the country, four par0-
! chial schools and a business col
I lege.
! Prominent center for trolleys to
! all Parts Of n the .ta:e; +, Nh. coun-
I Splendid theatrical advantages.
} Some Of the leading INDUSTRIES are
! American Smelling q Refining
! Company's smelter; Raritan Copper
( Works smelter; Barber asphalt
} Works: United Lead Works; United
States Cartridge CO.. Architecturs1
{ ia Co.; Federal Terra Gotta Co.; New
Jersey Terra Gotta Co.; three plants
! OF the National Fireproohng Com
! pany and other similar Industries
( within the immediate vicinity; Ger
amlG Works: c~hesbrough vaseiine
{ works; Marcy StoIe Works; TWO
{ drydock companies together, with
( ~shipyards and marine railways,
Standard Underground Cable Com
I pany, Roessler 4 Hasslacher Chem.
/ teal Works; emery mills, coke and
: cigar factories; cement stone works;
I coal shipping piers; handkerchief
{ factory, cement works; achine
s Stops and iron foundrtes
Z For further particulars address:
: George st. Audrassy, secretary of
I the Board Of Trade.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
FORCING MEN TO VOTE.

Out In Oklahoma, that land of
new things, a lawyer has framed a
bill to be introduced In the next
legislature that will make voting
mandatory. He has not fixed OF the
penalty yet, but says the bill may
provide that a mans tax receipts will
be held up until he has voted and be
delivered to him by the proper au-
thority after he has cast his ballot.
1t will be interesting to watch
this Oklahoma experiment. The
problem OF getting men to exercise
their right Of suffrage is a perplex-
ing one. The man who m here
from Russia, for instance, fully ap-
preciates what a privilege It IS to
have a voice In choosing the men
who are to carry on the government,
but the average American Is entire
ly too Indifferent in such matters.
He does not hesitate to complain,
however, when the bosses get con-
troll and graft creeps In from ali d.
rections. II every citizen would take
aa proper interest in public affairs
and make It his business to vote at
every election In a manner that
would do him the most good, regard
less of party, there probably would
not be SO much to complain about.
We fear, however, that the we'll
meaning Oklahoma attorney will
have trouble in enforcing the penal
ty which he has proposed. 1t would
seem that when a man pays his taxes
he has a right to demand a receipt
therefor at once, regardless Of any
thing else, just as he is entitled to a
receipt when he pays any other bill.
What appears to us to be a better
way would be to fix a state poll tax
at about s. or any amount large
enough to be of some consequence,
and then exempt the citizen from
paying the poll tax if he votes at
the general election. In this way it
would make 1t worth while for the
Indifferent citizen to vote; the tax
would be large enough to make 1t
worth while collecting if he did not
vote. and 1t would be impossible for
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
Staten Island Rapid Transit.

Ono Way ~
Hound Trip 81
oO-Irfp Ticket 1S.Ot
Monthly Communication .......... 7.O<
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
Timetable in Effect May Is. 1912.
TO NEW YORK.

TO NEW YORK.
Leave Perth Amboy Daily
sos, $3.50, TOO. '7:29, 7:29, $500, 500,
1850, $40, 4:25, 6:25. $40, 1884. 500,
1923. 11:80 p. m.
sos. $50. 700, .7:2s, 1929. $500, $500
1908, 1928, 800. $50. APO, 5:S5. 6:2S.
1880, B:10, 9:05. 1910. 11:3O p. M.
Sundays and Holidays
T. m, 12:45. 1:45, $3.50. $3.50, 4:43, 5:2a.
sos GAS, 7:27, S:0S, 1853, $3.50. 1885
l11:S0 p. m.
FROM NEW YORK.
Leave New York Daily
500, 1900. $500, 900, 1900, HOO a. m-
1900 noon. 100. 200. 800. 400, 4:40.
6:16, $3.50. 6:45, els, $40, 700, 7:4u,
900, 1000. 1880 p. m. 1890 e. m.
500. 100 500, 900, 1000, 1900 a. m.
$3.50. s:15. 400. Ai4a 5:2O, 500. $40,
7;2o. 500, $40. 800. 1920. 11:so p. m~
1890 q. m.
Sundays and Holidays
1890 noon. 100, 200. 800. 400. 300,
500. 8:40, 1890, 500, $40, 9:20, 1000,
II 800 .. m. 1900 night, 1890 a. IN.
GEO. J.. BROWN,
General Traffic Agent
Holiday nights only.
Express.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23

A Sale without a dull moment. Hundreds of cut-prices on
every floor and hundreds of customers every day anxious to
take advantage Of them. We mention only a number OF them
for this Week Ends sellng-enough to indicate how we are
cutting prices during this clearance. Watch the windows.
They are specially interesting. Cut out the coupon and come
get what you want at lower prices than others are selling
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23

political bosses to buy the voter by
offering to pay his poll tax, as the
mere act of voting will assure a re-
ceipt, no matter how the man casts
his ballot. A scheme such as this
might tend to bring out those citi-
zens who think more of the almighty
dollar than they do of the privilege
of voting at an election.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23

With three editors running for
Congress in the second district
against Mr.. Scully this fall, the
South Amboy man Will probably be
hard pressed"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23

When Sunny Jim" Sherman, the
Republican vice presidential candi-
date, likens Wilson to Parker and
Bryan, he evidently means that the
governor combines the two extremes
In politics into one great leading per-
~sonality.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
COMING EVENTS,

August 22-Annual Methodist ex-
cursion to Asbury Park and Ocean
Grove.
September State ~Saengerlund
Biennial meeting and celebration in
this city.
October 24-Parade and celebra-
ton by Volunteer Firemen.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23

If Wilson should be elected Presi-
dent, what a corking Secretary of
State Theodore Roosevelt would
make.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
Perth kmboy Trust Co..

This Company Is a legal Deposit
DRY for the funds of the State OF
New Jersey, the County Of Middle
sex and Is also a depository for the
municipal funds Of the City Of Perth
| Amboy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23

How Roosevelt must have envied
Wilson at that baby parade In AS
bury Park Wednesday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
FIRE ALARM BOXES.

23-Raritan Copper Works.
aa-Market and Sheridan SITS.
25-Smith st. and O. r. Il
26-High and Lewis SITS.
2d-Madlson Ave. and Paterson st
28-Market and First SITS.
S5-Smith and High SITS.
86-N. B.. Ave. & New st.
8I-State and Smith Sts.
48-Buck'ham Ave, g. Hartford st.
t6-Commerce and Front SITS.
46-State and Washington Sta.
47-High and Washington SITS.
k4-State St n Buckingham Ave.
Ave, and Charles st.
6l-State and Wayne SITS,
bS%Naurer.
-v2-Washington ana First SITS.
63--N. B. Ave. q Elm st.
64-Smith St and Watson Ave.
65-Commerce and State SITS,
72-Front and Smith SITS.
78-Water and Gordon SITS.
74-Kearny Aye. and Gordon ST.
82-Smith and Herbert Sts.
63-Amboy Ave. q Washington St
66-Near City Hospital.
E6-Clevs1and and Brace AYES.
S4-Lehigh Ave. and Stanford st.
s7-Amboy and Hall Aves.
s2-Amboy Ave, and Inslee st.
94-Nevills and tombstone SITS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23

STORAGE WAREHOUSE.
Storage Warehouso-Best facilities,
clean. airy. locked rooms for fur
niture and pianos. 200 up Al
bert Leon, 1874 Smith streeA
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-23
PERTH AMBOY TRUST COMPANY

GLAD TO SEE YOU
and talk over this banks ability and
willingness to serve you In many
ways. For an account here means
more than the mere safeguarding OF
your money. lie means being IN a
position to obtain many mroe serV1-
ces than you may be aware of. Come
and have a talk. We pay Interest on
daily balances.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-07-31
Favors Parcels Post.

WASHINGTON, July 23.-The post
Office appropriation bill shorn of the
good roads provision proposed by
the house, embracing q revised par
cells post system, with charges based
on one of distance, was reported to
the senate today by the postofice com.
mittee. The total appropriations pro-
posed are above those of the house
measure, which carried approximate
ly $3.50. 900, 600. One of the principal
increases is the pay OF the railroads
for transporting mails, the senste COM
mittee adding more than 81, 800, 600.
Steel cars for railway mail service,
which were required by the house bill
to be in universal use by American
railroads by 1917, also are required
by the senat bill. The house bill re-
quired the railroads to replace 20 per
cent of their wooden mail cars every
year, while the senate bill would give
the roads M year Of grace and
then require them to replace % per
cent OF their cars each year for four
years.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-07-31
Stockmen Want Lower Rates.

HELENA, July 24,-The members
of the committee from the Montana
stockgrowers association who have
been in St. Paal comforting with the
rsilros ads running throughithis state on
the proposed plan of reducing freight
rates between points in the state to
such an extent that the shipping Of
cattle from summer ranges to the val
legs In winter would be profitable to
stockmen, have returned home and re.
port that they made considerable pro-
gress and that the matter Is up before
the railroads for decision. The COM
mittee representing the stockgrowers
was composed of D. W. Raymond,
secretary of the association. and E.
N. DeRicqles of Denver, who has
large holdings in this state.
The plan is to get Q rate as low as
10 cents per car per mile II it ia posi-
BILE. This according to the committee
would be profitable for both the rail
roads and the stockmen.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-07-31
May Repeal Reciprocity Act.

WASHINGTON, July 23.-Presiden,
Taft has indicated to several western
senator's who we're active opponents oil
Canadian reciprocity that be would
favor the repeal of the act. Some OF
those with whom the president has
talked think he may send q message
to congress on the subject. or will
state his position in his speech OF
acceptance when a committee of the
Chicago convention notifies him on
August l of his nomination.
Mr.. Taft will not withdraw his own
support of Canadian reciprocity as q
principle, it is understood, but will
take the position that the United States
should not continue an offer that Can.
ada refuses to accept. The reciprocity
law continues In effect in the United
States, Notwithstanding Canada's re.
fusa to indorse it.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1912-07-31
Better Than Election.

A political Office in q small town
was vacant. The Office paid $3.50 q
year and there was keen competition
for 1t. One of the candidates., Eek.
lei Kinks, was q shrewd old fellow
and q neat campaign fund vat turned
over to him. To the establishment of
all how he was defeated. II cannot
account for it," said one Of the lead.
ers of Hicks party. gloomily.
with that money W should have
won. How did you lay it out, Eek
iel?"
"Well" said Ezekiel, slowly pulling
his whiskePs, Eyer see that Office only
pays $3.50 q year salary, an 1 didn't
see no sense In paying $500 out to get
the Office. so I bought Q truck farm
instead,