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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17
GXeftitlne lnelce

THE CLERKS OFFICE
OF THE CIRCUIT COURT OF HE'S
TERRIFIED COUNTY.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17
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WANTED. LABORERs FOR STEAM
snoFei work At Narlna. y. &. Wages
Sl2y per day. Weekly pay. FISHER
& CAROZIA. General Contractors
'TLN. INSIDE CARPENTERS. ALSO
men for sash. blind and door fac
tory. BE at Rooms 3Og and 1908 Fos-
ter Building. Saturday morning
o,eloek- AMERICAN LABOR
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17

W ANIED, The pUBIlC TO KNOW
mat JAHNl<E BROS. jewelers.. 3t2
East Main street. buy. sell. exchange
and IttMOuNT DIAMONDS ~ THE
LATE II STYLES. ola soid snd sii-
vel ,iwaye taken So exchange
WANTED. GENERAL FOLNDiY AND
machine work. RICHMOND MA
CHINE WORKS. INC
IDEAL VENTiLATOR Co PHONE
Monroe 1902.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17

I4IEWKlTEKS. FULLY GUARAN-
teec. five days free trial. On terms
Chicago 80. g Remingtons. S35. 10
divers. $40; No 4 Uuderwoods. 500:
10 H. q. smiths $50. All standard
grades less tnau half price. State
machine desired with three REFER
.nces. that's all. GEO GILES. $40
Mountain Avenue. Koanoke. y
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17
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NOTICE IS IIEREBT GIVEN TO ALL
creditors of Harry Sadove That I
have this day bought tho stock OF
groceries and fixtures. etc. on the
promises. 10 oil West Leigh Street.
SndoNc. All creditors having Hens
or claims against said stock Of
groceries and fixtures must present
huch claims on OF before the 18th
day Of August. 1912. to my attorneys,
Messrs. Rhodes 4: Rhodes, American
national Bank Bniiding. city.
DANin SlI.N IIAIAN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17

PLASTER BOARDS. 1875 PER CASE
" 40 square feet. must be sold at
once /. BLUFOkD * CO. 1888 East
Cary street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17
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-ARGE. FURNIsHED ROOM AND
board for couple: central. c 30. care
Times Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17

FOR SALE CHEAT. ALL KINDS or
second -hand mechanical toOl.. also
trunks ana suit cases. Apply 70
iL@Ni K BROS. lTO5 East Main
street. PAN ubrOkers
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17

FoR WAGONS co TO RICHARDSON
BROS. sl5 Brook Avenue. Painting,
repalrlng and rubber tire work.
WANTED. 10 SELL GOOD. GENTLE
horso. Pnone Aiadison 3i3s-J.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17
AI.BEMARLE

The leading and most modern nlgh-clat
hotel NJ moderate rates.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17
Goar6lng

5 ESfR Bile OUTSIDE ROOMS;
table board. 100 West Main. adJoin-
ms jefferson Hotel.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-17

WANTED. ONE OR TWO ROOMS AND
some garden ground. r. NJ. FON-
TAME. JR- ITO North Deep Run.
City
WANTED-ON FRANKLIN OR GRACE
street. near Second, gentleman
wishes furnished room. without
board; permanent. Address d As
care Times Dispatch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Depot. Home phone 44GK. Bell
209.
VALUE OF ESTATE
OF FRANK HOWE
~ FOUND TO BE S32,454.3l

The market value Of the estate Of
Frank Howe, deceased, has been
found to be $32,45431, instead Of
$4,000 as was the amount of the
requests, This was the report oil
James II. Gallian, appraiser. as to
the inheritance tax According to
this statement, which was filed
with the county clerk, the Church
of the Redeemer will receive $1,995
instead of $4,000; Sisters of the
Holy Cross, $3,325 instead Of
$4,000; Mrs. Clara McNea Antrim,
$3,325 instead Of $4,000; Bishop
seymour Memorial Fund, 1895 in
stead of $4,000 and Trinity Episco-
pal church at Natchez, Miss, 1890
instead OF $4,000.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
TE1EBES
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS!

Mr. Campbell of Crab Orchard is
visiting his son, Charlie.
Miss Susie Wheeler of Anna came
down Monday to see her mother
Architect Spencer Of Champaign
was in this town last week.
Mr. Tripp of Tamms was here
Monday.
A. c. Drawn is moving back upon
the hill.
Roy Minton is moving into his
house which he bought from grille
Brown.
Mrs Flora Ford of Belleville is
visiting relatives here.
Mrs Mansker is reported very i'll
at this writing.
Mrs. s. J Norman of limo, Mo-,
was here Sunday
c. A. Marchildon Is spending a
few days in St Louis this week
Miss Myrtle Rolwing is visiting
relatives in Charleston, Mo.
Mrs Hines of ST. Louis is visit
ing relatives here,
Mrs G. r. Knowlten and daugh-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
PIMPLY9 WELL, DON'T BE!
People Notice It. Drive Them Off
With Olive Tablets.

A pimply face will not embarrass
you much longer ii you get pack
age of DR. Edwards Olive Tablets.
The pimples will vanish after you
have takA the tablets few nights.
Nothing ever cleansed the blood,
the bowels and the liver like Olive
Tablets.
Olive Tablets are the only success
full substitute for calomel; there's
never any sickness or pain after
taking them.
Olive Tablets do all that calomel
does and Just as effectively, but
their action is gentle and safe in
stead of severe and irritating.
No one who takes Olive Tablets
is ever cursed with "a dark brown
taste" bad breath, dull, listIess,
mo good feeling, constipation, tor
pid liver, bad disposition or pimply
face. sx~
Olive TaDlets are made or pure
vegetable compounds mixed with
olive oil.
Dr. Edwards spent years among
patients afflicted with liver and
bowel complaints, and Olive Tab
lets are the immensely effective re-
suit.
Try them. Take one nightly for
a week. Then look at yourself in
the glass and see how you feel.
Every little Olive Tablet has a
movement all its own"
10c and 25c per box.
The Olive Tablet Company of
Columbus, Ohio. DR.. f. NJ. Edwards,
President
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Chlld's Teeth.

An excellent tooth powder for the
elder children Of the nursery brood is
made Of one ounce Of precipltated
chalk, half an ounce OF powdered Dor
ak and a quarter of an ounce each of
powdered myrrh and powdered orriB
root. The tiny child with teeth should
have soft toothbrush and plain
water should be- used. L,>~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Mid Week Meeting

AT the First Christian church to-
night the lesson for the mid-week
meeting Is found in the seventh chap
ter of Luke, the Story Of the Peni-
tent woman, At this meeting the
ordinance of Christian Baptism will
be administered. This meeting is
open to all
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Tent City Still in Existence

About fifty of the tents furnished
by NE state 20 the food sufferers of
the Drainage District are still in use
The tent city has not been aband,
oned. The tents sent to Mounds for
the use of flood sufferers in that
vicinity were returned to Springfield
about two weeks ago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
County Commissioners Meet.

The first meeting for this term of
the County Commissioners took place
yesterday. There is an unusual lot
of business at this time of the yea
to transact, the personal tax list as
returned by the assessor will be gone
owe rand changes made where found
necessary.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Chlld's First Years important.

A happy and healthy childhood. full
of sunshine and merriment, and kind
liness and understanding. means sue
cessful and helpful maturity. A great
deal of failure is fear, and a great deaf
Of sin is stupidity. And nothing 80 tn
creases fear and begets stupidity as a
disord2rly and inconseducnt environ
ment in the first few years.--Anon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
THREE MEN FOR ARMY
COAST ARTILLERY SERVICE

Sergeant Kresky, in charge of the
local I. S. army recruiting station,
yesterday sent to Jefferson Bar
racks, Mo-, the following recruits:
Thomas Emerson of Bandana and
Herbert Jones Of Fulton, KY, also
one re-enlisted man, John w. Bray
OF Lenoir City, Tenn. All three
men are to enter the coast artillery
service.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Alexander Climb Meets

The adjourned meeting OF the
Alexander Club which was to have
been held last Monday evening will
be held this. evening It is desired
that there be full attendance at
matters of importance to every mem
Der will be brought up.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
fconocias SITS.

Now they say the game Of golf orig
mated in Holland Oh, go on with the
cruel work of despoliation The dude,
sack has already been awarded to Ger.
many and probably an Italian will be
along directly and claim the haggis
while Greek walks off with the kits.
New York Evening Telegram.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Mrs. Rothenberger Not Dead

According to information receiv.
ed in Cairo yesterday Mrs. II. r.
Rothenberger. formerly of this city
did not die as had been reported
but she is seriously i'll. Mr.. and
Mrs Rothenberger left Cairo a few
months ago for Portland. Oregon,
where the former has engaged In
the shoe business.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19

When your child has whooping
cough be sure to keep the cough
loose and expectoration easy by Civ
ing Chamberlain Cough Remedy
as may be required This remedy
will also llquify the tough mucus
and make 1t easier to expectorate. It
has been used successfully in many
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19

Queen Hester Chapter of the
Eastern Star will be instituted in
the Masonic lodge room Saturday
evening, July g. The Mound City
chapter will send team here to ex-
emplify the work.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19

II Is now we'll known that moi
more than one case of rheumatism ir
ten requires any internal treatment
whatver. All that is needed is a free
application of Chamberlain's Lin;
ment and massaging the parts a,
each application. Try it and SEE
now quickly it will relieve the pair
ana soreness Sold by all druggists
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Kind We Don't Foreet.

shall the blonde girl become q
memory?" asks an exchange. We
nave always heard that they are the
more likely to become that.--Detroit
Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
NOTICE.

Patrons of Grand Laundry. Pies
nmons has taken his former posi-
4 on as driver for the Grand Laun-
cry. Charles Stuart, resigned, has
taken similar position with the
American Laundry. 6-2e
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
/ CITY NEWS IN BRIEF !.
Licensed to 0nerate Ferry.

John Daily was granted a license
by the County Commissioners yes
terday to operate a steam ferry be
tween Santa Fe and Commerce, Mo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Unkind.

EIla-Live and learn. rtella--lf you
had been learning all the time you
have been living you would make L
eixteon-volume encyclopedia look IKE
@ pocket dictionary.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
PERSONALS.

Mrs Carl Meyers of Mound City
was Cairo shopper yesterday.
w. Y. johnson of Milbnrn, KY,
was In Cairo yesterday on business,
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Grace of Barlow,
KY, were in the city yesterday shop
ping.
]. B. Ward of Barlow, KY, was
here yesterday shopping and on bust
ness. a -
Rufus p Flack. OF the Flack &
May Co. has gone to Chicago to at
tend the convention.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19

The Methodist ladies OF Mounds
VIII have an Advertisement Sale"
Thursday June 20, and will serve ice
cream and cake during the afternoon
ana evening. 6-21
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19

Minnie Webster to William Saxon,
quit claim deed, consideration 800,
first addition City of Cairo, lots IA,
% and %, block "a, and lot II in
block A
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19

epidemlcs and is safe and sure. For
sale by all druggists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Surprise Party.

A surprise party was held Monday
night by the B. NJ. c. Club at the
home of Miss Vera Nichols OF 2312
washington avenue, The guest o.
honor was Miss Earline Mitchell OF
Clinton, KY, who is the guest OF her
nnc.e and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. A. ]
Ross Of 800 Twelfth street
The following were present: Ella
and Mary Dougherty, Mary and An
nv Henry. Monta Watson, Verda
Nichols, Mrs Clyde Watson, Grace
Hubbard, Kate Dwyer and the guest
OF honor, Miss Earline Mitchell OF
Clinton, Ky.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19
Contest at Presbyterian Church.

A silver medal contest VIII De
held at the Presbyterian church
Thursday night under the auspices
of the w. c. r. t. Quite 3 number
of girls between the ages OF ii and
16 will contest and also an attrae-
tive program will be rendered in ad
ditinn
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19

VIII deliver sweet milk before
noon any place In the city. Sweet
"ream In any quantity. Marsh Milk
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-06-19


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This Extra Special lnducemept is offered
to lessen the crush of bookkeeping dur
ing this sale. Positively not allowed
on anything charged
Norwich bulletin., 1912-12-03
BACHELOR HALL.

 It seems like dream-that sweet wooing of old Like legend of fairies on pages Of Too s60n 69ro the sweet Story of loving was closed. Too rudely awakened the sonl that reposed; I kissed the white lips that lav under
 the pail, And crept back to you, lonely Bachelor Hall. Mine eyes have grown dim and q
 hair has turned white, But my heart beats as warmly and
 gayly tonight As in days that arc gone and years
 that are fled Though I fill up my 1agon and drink
 to the head: For over my senses sweet memories
 fall And the dead ls come back 10 old
 Bachelor Hall. I see her fair face through -or of
 tears, And her sweet voice comes back o'er
 the desert of years. And I hear oh, so gently, the promise And soft spirit hand soothes ths
 heart that is broke; So fill up the flagon and drink-that
 is all To the dead and the dying at Bachelor
 -EuRene Field.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-12-03

company, land and buildings 95 Chest
 nut street.
 W. and L. P. Scott to E. L. Chap. nue.
 G. W. Williams to J. ". Williams,
 land Whipple avenue. B. w. Mccall to H. S. Sears, land and buildings 24 Mountain avenue. Est. L. Pellett to Bessie A. Grimes, land and buildings 125 Broadway. B. R. Larsen to G. w. Carroll, land and buildings 1S6 Cedar street.
 Est. A. F. Myers to L. E. Wells, land and buildings 3 Woodmansee avenue Est, O. H. Reynolds to G. A. Key holds, land and buildings so Shetucket and 6S Chestnut streets. Cooperative Building bank to A. Shostak and others, land and buildings 125 Talman street. John J. Linskey to J. P. Flynn, land Fairlawn park. E. B. Dewey to s. E. Gardner, land and buildings Cliff street. J. H. Barnes to Rosie M. Disco. land and buildings 491 Main street. William H. Disco to J. H. Barnes,
 land and buildings 491 Main street. c. H. Osgood to Charles Osgood,
 land and buildin~s 43 Washington street.
 Est. L. Pellett to Ferguson & Char
 bonneau, land and buildings Main street. Mary E. Morrisey to Frank E. Dunn,
 land and buildings IS and 20 Ferry street.
 Frank E. Dunn to Dennis Morrisey, land and buildings IS and 20 Ferry street. William F: Hill to Eugene McCar-
 thy, land and buildings 17 Maple street. J. F. Cotter to Luke F. Moore, land
 and buildings Spring street extension. Cornelius c. Moore to John F. Cotter, land Spring street extension. Est. Dennis Driscoll to Ellen Dris- | coll. land and buildings 151 Cliff street Est. John Driscoll to Ellen Driscoll, land and buildings 151 Cliff street Joseph M. Hine to Philip B. Whaley, land and buildings Mediterranean lane. A. J. Richmond to F. G. and M. E. Bliss, land and buildings Rogers ave l nue.
 Jeremiah Haley to Charles R. Brown | ing, land West End park.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-12-03
ouINERAuo POMONA.
Annual Meeting Called for Saturday at
 Danielson.

The next meeting of Qufnebaug Po- mona grange is appointed for Daniel son Saturday. Dec. ', Il a. m., in Woods hall. Bills and accounts. re- ports of officers, election of new mas tei'. new lecturer and other officers, invitations for next year, and amend mellt to bylaws regarding day of meeting are chief points of business. Dinner in q. A. R. hall by ladies of Relief corps, Mrs. W. F. Day chair man
 Fifth degree all day. Brother Sfbley is chairman of welcoming committee of Killingly grange.
 Lee tureg's programme is as follows: Piano solo, Dorothy Day of Killingly grange: recitation, Mrs. o. T. Anthony of Echo grange; address, Mrs Wheeler of MAn stield grange; music, Mrs. George II. Gallup of Ekonk grange; Watch Chains Wilbur Stevens, Meadow Brook grange: reading, Miss Beatrice Kennedy of Putnam grange: poem, Mrs. Abbie C. Barrows of Can terbury grange; recitation, Mrs Bertha Gallup of Plainfield grange; song, Mrs Olive Knight of Quinnatissett grange; Intensive Farming, A. M. Bassett of Ashford grange; violin solo, Arthur Younar of Brooklyn grange; The Ther mon. Pants. H. P. Nelson of Senexet grange; Immigrants, Miss Della IAtchheld of Little River grange; reading, Herbert Slye of Wolf Den grange; piano solo. Mildred L. Brown of Woodstock grange; A Glimpse of the Hom estead, Jeanette Gallup. Bro Healy will tell us of his Spoke trip, Through courtesy of Congressrnan Higgins, will have T5 soil maps of Windham county for distribution al meeting.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-12-03
TRY URIC-O FREE
 FOR RHEUMATISM
SAMPLES SENT EVERYWHER
Don't Suffer Another Day When You Can for a Few Gents Find Out
 What this Remedy Will Do.

We want every man and woman in America who is afflicted at all with Rheumatism to send to us today for an absolutely free trial bottle of Uric-O, that is providing you have never tried the remedy before. This offer is un- usual but made in good faith Uric-O needs but little introduction as 1t Is now being generally used all over the country with wonderful success. Frank Howe, Baldwinsville, N. r., says: T suffered many years with Rheumatism, paid to doctors over S1,000, was a crip- pie and went about on crutches. The use Of a few bottles of Uric-O cured me and l recommend the remedy to all sufferers of this dreadful disease"
 In distributing these samples we hope they will reach several thousand so-called incurables so that we can prove to them that Uric-O is the one medicine above all that will bring about relief and a permanent cure. Do not hesitate but send your name and address to the Uric-O Company, Dept, B. Water St., Binghamton, N. r., and we will send to you at once d regular six day treatment, After its use judge for yourself whether or not to con tinue, Write your name plainly and please enclose 10 cents in stamps or coin tC partly pay mailing expense. Do not delay. Send at once as this offer will soon be withdrawn.
 Uric-O is sold by druggists every where Or will be sent direct, by prepaid express, upon receipt of price, $1 per bottle, six for S5,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-12-03
DON'T scoLD CROSS,
 IRRITABLE CHILDREN
# Tongue is Coated, Stomach Sour, Breath Feverish, Bowels CIosged, Give Syrup of Figs"

Mother! look at the tonguei see if it Is coated If your child is listless. dropping, isn't sleeping well, is rest less. doesn't eat heartily or is cross, irritable. out of sorts with everybody, stomach sour, feverish. breath bad: has stomachache, diarrhoea, sore throat, or is full of cold it means the little ones stomach, liver and 30 feet .&ekboweis are filled with poisons and ged up waste and need a gentle, ough cleansing at once.
 ve a teaspoonful of Syrup of Figs. in few hours the foul, decaying 5tipated matter, undigested food sour bile will gently move on and Of it's little bowels without nausea pplng or weakness ,and you will ely have well and smiling child rtly.
 ifh Syrup of Figs you are not ging your child, being com
 kely of luscious figs, senna and atics 1t cannot be harmful, besides dearly love its delicious taste.
 hers should always keep Syrur ys handy. It is the only Stomach and bowel cleanser and regulator l-a little given today will save a 1.ild tomorrow.
 directions for children of all ages pr grown-ups plainly printed or ckage.
 your druggist for the full name
 of Figs and Elixir of Senna,
 by the California Fig SyruT
 is fs the delicious tasting
 old reliable. Refuse anything
Norwich bulletin., 1912-12-03
HUMOR OF THE DAY

The Countess of Bunk Is coming over, but fears she won't be able to stand the noise and rush of America very long" She has changed. She stood it for 3s years. until her daddy struck copper in Montana. Washing ton Herald.
 Doesn't it annoy you 10 have a member of your congregation go 10 sleep?" No" replied the patient clergyman. T take 1t as an evidence that he has pTofted by my previous instruction and has a clear conscience" Washington Star.
 Cynicus-I wonder why he never married? Silicus-I believe he was once disappointed in love. Cynicus- Impossible! No man is ever disap- pointed in love till he marries.-Pnila- delphia Record.
 "Did you strike copper on that land?" Nope" Then I suppose you will return the money and take up the stock you sold?" Not exactly. We shall promote an orange grove on the land. Two shares of the new stock for one of the old."-New York Even ing Mail.
 Political Boss-Well, did you discov- CT anything in Stump's past life that we can use against him? Detective Not a thing. All he ever did before he came here was to sell awnings Political Boss-Why, that's just what we want! We'll say that he has been mixed up in some decidedly - shady transactions.-Judge.
 links, who has just returned from a years globe trotting, is very wrOth at the local paper" Why" "Oh, the
 
 him which he claims ended His many friends were surprised that he is un- changed but the composltor left the e out of unchanged " - Houston | Post.
 A teacher in a lower grade was in- structing her pupils in the use of a l hyphen. Among the examples given | by the children was the word "bird- cage" That's right" encouragingly remarked the teacher. Now. Paul. | tell me why we put a hyphen in bird cage." Its for the bird to sit On.' was the startling rejoinder.-Ths Con- | tinent.
 "Oh, say, old chap" cried Smarte | eagerly the other evening to a friend, have you heard about the scandal in | the postoffice?" No" replied the | friend preparing to hear and enjoy. | Not about our postman getting ths sack?" asked Smarte, incredulousiy. What did he get it for2' ~To put the letters in, old chap!" said Smarts, with chuckle.-Boston Post.
 Briggs-Here's a fellow who writes about the acme of selhshness without having the slightest idea what 1t real ly Is. Griggs-Wsll, what is it' Briggs-Having your wife. cold alr fiend insist upon leaving both windows in the room open and then rolling her self up in all the bed clothingl- | Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-12-03
MONEY BACK DANDRUFF
 REMEDY
We Guarantee Parisian Sage for Dandruf and Fall-
 ing Hair
One Application of Parisian Sage Makes the Scalp Feel Fine and Adds Luster to the Hair.

Destroy the dandruff germs that's the only known way to eradicate dand- ruff and PARISIAN SAGE contains just the ingredients that will destroy badness because the little dandruff germs rob the hair roots of the nourishment that should go to sup ply life, luster and vigor to the hair.
 PARISIAN SAGE costs but 50 cents a bottle at druggists and toilet goods counters every where. It is guaranteed to banish dandruff, stop falling hair or scalp itch, or money back. The girl with the Auburn hair is on every bottle. It is most delightful and daintily perfumed dressing that quick ly invigorates the scalp.
 My hair was falling out badly un- til 1 began to use PARISIAN SAGE Hair Tonic, but it looks fine now. My hair was getting very thin, but 1t is getting thick and wavy.-Eliza Archer, 50 Church St. Hartford,> Conn.,, June ,.
 Mail orders filled, charges prepaid, by Giroux Mfg. Co.,, Buffalo, N. '. The Lee 6 Osgood Co. guarantees it.