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El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

VIM. A. Allen, Chac6n, N. M, es-
cribe: mi esposa tenia una tos que
cast la hacia morir de sofocaci6n, la
peor que he visto jamas. Usamos
TODD 10 que nos ocurri6. mas nc lie hi
20 ninglin %provecho. Por buena suer-
te obtuve por casualidad un botella
de la Compota de Mel y Alquitran de
Foley y de mi yez lie hizo ~provecho.
Ea la mejor medicina para la tos de
que he tenido noticia jamas.'-De ven
ia en- todas las boticas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

Llega un senior clavo y muy gordo
e~njugandose ell sudor con SUI pafiuelo.
-!Senores que calor !vengo SUI
dando tinta!
-!Pues hombre-le dice I'm vecino
En- vezi de paluelo debe listed usar
papel secan1e.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

I'm c~iclista sufre una espantosa cal.
da. de la que SAGA TODD Ell cuerpo MAJ
gullado.
I'm transitante que le a~uxilia, lie pre-
gunta:
-?Es la primera e que monta US
ted en- bicicleta?
mo, senior LA Ultima!
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
HuMoRIsMo.

la abuela.--DI Pepito: ?que has
visto en- Ell Museo de Ia Historic Natu-
tural?
Pepito.-Unas momias.
La abuela.-?Muy Viejas?
-Pepito-Ya 10 creo: a su lado tn
eres una nina.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
ENTIRE AMiGAs.

.?Sabes 10 que ha ocurrido?
No.
Los. lobos asaltaron aver en- la
sierra ell autom6vil en- que iba Emf
liza y la han devorado.
!Pobres animalitos! !Lo que hace
ell hambre!
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

Las leyes de los Estados Unidos re-
quieren que cualaulera persona paga-
ra por un ~periodico mientras continue
tomandolo de la estafeta. aunqua Ell
tempo por 81 cual Sc suscribio haya
expirado.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

La jaqueca enfermiza es ocasionada
por Ell est6mago desarreglado. To-
mad las Pastillas de Chamberlain y
corregid ESQ y las jaquecas desapare-
ran.-De yenta en- todas las boticas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

4. Un sastre envfa la cuenta d n de
sus clientes.
Ell seiorito esta durmiendo-dice
ell criado.
-Esperare hasta que Sc despierte.
-Sera indtil. Cuando Sc trata de
cuentas ell seiorito no Sc despierta
nunca.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
ENTIRE MARIDo Y MuJER.

W ENTHE WNH5OV WI
-?Pero que demonios lees en- ese
p~eri6dico?
-Tonterias.
-Pues me p~arecerfa mejor que con-
versaras conmigo.
Mo 10 creas; las tonterias impre-
sas son mas tolerables que las habla-
das.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
sE NEcEeirAN AcENTEs.

Agentes para procurar suscriciones
re ~necesitan en- todas parties del Te-
rritorio. Sc pagaran comisiones IL
berales. Dirijanse a la Companie
Impresora del Nuevo Mexicano por
~particulares.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

Cuando tengais un NAL resfriado ne
cesitais ell mejor medicamiento que sc
puede obtener para curarlo con tan
poca tardanza como possible. He aqui
la opinion de un boticario: HE ven
dido ounce amos ell Remedio de Cham
belain contra la Tos,' dice Enos Lol-
lar, de Saratoga, Ind. ~ 10 considero
81 mejor en- Ell mercado." De venta
en- todas las boticas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
EN- Ia PLAYA.

I'm fotografo dispone su maquina
para obtener una fotografia del mar.
En- Ell momento de enfocar Ell artis-
ia. fiel a su costumbre, dice, dirigien-
dose 4 las oIas:
-Quietas un momento.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
Sc FIEL A ri MisMo.

Ante TODD Sc fiel a II mismo
Y de clio Sc seguira,
Cual la noche sigue al dia
Que en- tt no habra falsedad
Para aquel que en- II confia."
Hamlet.
AL pensar en- la verdad v Observable
nuestra vida ordinaria a menudo
estamos expuestos a caer en- un modo
de contemplate como un atri-
buto de cosas grandes. n compahe-
ra a grandes causas y efectos. Argu-
que la mentira pequeha no
puede ocasionar dafo Y puede hacer
81 canine mas facil y %placentero para
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

-?sabes que Sc me ha declarado tn
exnovio?
10 presumia; cuando 10 dele, me
dijo que iba a hacer una babaridad.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
EN- UNA PLAYA.

-!Pero, hombre! dice q Gede6n
un amigo.-?Porque te baias con ga
fas?
Para yer 81 me ahogo 8 no.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

81 no lie seryia q listed de molestia
lie hablare de mi pleito.
-Puede listed hablar cuanto guste
.porque 20 no lie escucho.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05

Tn avaro pierde sells pesetas al ire
sillo.
" no sc ha quejado al un momen-
to--dice con asombro uno de los juga-
dores.
mo es extraio, exclama otro-Los
grandes dolares son mudos.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
ENTIRE AMIeAs DEL coLEcIo.

Prs verdad que te casas, Enrique
Ia? xAj
Isl, dentro de tres meses.
icon quien? iH1&3
icon Gustavo.
-?Y estas muy enamorada?
Mucho. ...; pero no de Ell.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1912-10-05
uN ANo LIBRE De sUscRlcIoN.

Agentes para proclrar suscriciones
80 necssitan er todas parties del Te-
rritorio. Sc pagaran comisiones libe-
rales. Dirijanse a la Compania Inn
presora del Nuevo Mexicano por par
ticulares.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
SAVOY.

The bill at the Savoy for today and tonight is one that would find favor in the eyes of the most severe critic and on these cold and rainy nights one can not find warm or more comfortable place to spend an hour or two than this popular place of AIr Roberts is singing
 In the Garden of My Heart" and That Balloon Baby Dance" The lat ter is one of New Works latest hits
 and the way the man behind the voice" puts it over brings down the house. The pictures are as usual the best that money can get. The Gamblers Wife" a story of a hus- bands WayWardness and a Wife's farhfuiness: "Thc Horseshoe" comedy based on the old superstition about a horseshoe: An Il Wind That Blows No Good beautiful and Sympathetic Drama; Captain Barna- cIc's Mcssmatc." one of those Vita graph comedies that is simply ire sistible and makes you laugh Wheth- cr you want to or not
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
FAIR WEATHER IN WAKE
 OF FREAK CONDITION
Great Variety Of Climate Displayed esterday-March Shows Some
 Unusual Averages.

There was more weather ou tap in Phoenix yesterday than anything else. and the various climatic speciIlti,s were all sampled from brief storm of hail which closely bordcred on sure enough snow flakes to just enough pleasant sunshine to save the face of the earnest booster who guarantees sunshine every day m the year"
 For the most part, however. it was the kind of a day seldom encounter cd in southern Arizona and which held out unusual aliUremeuts for close harmony with ones own fire side Out Of door programs Were. for the most part given over. and automobile pleasure rides. Camel Back picnics and baseball game were conspicuous by their absence.
 Showers were frequent during the day although the total precipitation was light: only four hundredths of an inch of rain being recorded at the weather bureau up to six o'clock
 During the afternon there were two wind storms which attained con siderable velocity on the desert where the sand made if necessary to suspend all traffic for 1 few mo- ments. No damage was done in town where the force of the wind was considerably less than farther out in the country.
 The mercury did not climb very high in the tube at any time during the day ranging between forty five and fifty four degrees. The de- ficiency from the normal temperature was nine degrees which makes d total deficiency for the month of fifty eight degrees and establishes March as an unusually cold time for this ordinarily balmy section of the universe.
 There has been an unusually heavy rainfall for the month the records showing an excess of 1.41 inches. This in spite of the fact that there was no rain in January or February reduces the deficiency for the year to .42 of an inch below the normal precipitation at this time.
 Old General Humidity was much in evidence ranging from sixty to nine ty six per cent with an average of seventy eight.
 The rainfall was heavier in the
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
ADJUSTMENTS
aT THE FNPRESe TOIIeHT.


 .TGa Man Prom M,..,. wall no the oyan.a- attraction .r ,ue week at tu- EaDr EuIa .t I- de- parturr from t.a preceding attrac- tiuu- m general uu. and class. it iF a eeream,- auI au..H. WE. has seen tn. program showing .ns a-si-umeuts in the cast win opns prepared C, how. with delight. lde. u,t an idle moment in t and. WU he found uo less ,uterarue l,au ... pravi- ous efforts .I tra o.mpr.
 The .rere. p'.sga.. uo con c.p..u or tho mental .- u,n,-- -.r. |. perfectly anm ar# -.a-. tao play. each week. "n. -..u. produce r.,m arc t. be I,-i-u,d anI prepared. t.e ~pr.p-" -o.Hr.i and mHr, than a'I.,Is.. ,a. actors must devote every spar. loar 10 study and rehearsal It-s 90 Tremendous task. ev.1 lor those who have had previous .-- sumouts m a.. pieces selected. -.t this s just what -he people of Phoenix are permitted ta enjoy and at a nominal charge. Even the city playhouses make no a-tomDt to present two pays weekly. It's Ul killing hard work and allows but little time for rest. With the fact that the produc- tons are almost flawlessig presented tne fact has double force. Stnl an other concession is made to patrons ot the house, They are privileged to express by vote each uieI' their flaw oritc of a number of high class plays in the Company.s repertoire. ghosc receiving the largest number of votes to be presented in the order of the expressed preference of the audience
 For the week following Holy Week there will be two presentations of plays for which preference has thus been expressed
 The attendance at the final presen- tation of "Out Of The Fold was the best of the week and one uec1 not be a prophet to foreteU tho success of "The Man From MeNico'
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
THE VALUE
 OF A BOOK
Several Different Views Taken in Case Of Missouri Lady. The Right Conclusion Reached
 From Reading of Book.

Ererton. Mo.-In letter from this Ilace, Mrs. Manza Call says: T be- lieve I would have been in my grave today, had it not been for the help oi Cardui. the wOm2n's tonic.
 I had a very severe pain in the hack of my head and neck. for over a year.
 When I would stoop over. strain myself in any way. pr even turn ny head, the pain would strike me in tnc back of my neck, run to the top or the head. and the throbbing would he unboarable for several minutes
 l dreaded having to stoop or move. for | knew what the result would be
 got medicine from our doctor several times. but it gave me no ra- liefHe thought il was nerve trouble and some thought it was spinal trouble
 Afer reading one of your books. came to the conclusion that it was a female trouble. and decided to Sive Cardui a trial
 am safe in saving hat the first bottle gave me more rel than any thing 1 had used. and 20 bottles. ] believe. have cured r's
 If YOU suffer il womanly troubles. Cardui will cerJ'tinly do for you what it has done for this lady She is only one Of many thousands. who have received like benefit Please try it.
 N B.-Write to: Ladies Advisory Dept. Chattanooga Medicine CO, Chattanooga. Tenn. for Special h. otructions. and 64-page book. Home Treatment for Women" sent in plain wrapper. on request.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

folloWiue the amusing situations in "AIadame Sharrr." and rendered by the cIereriE drawn comedy charac- trrs i'm the piece. it becomes as uiIar- iou-Iv funny as U is fascinating And the beauty of this number. as with an the other uuSi. in Madame Sherry.' is that it fits perfectly into the plot of the play. and is 9 pIaus- .blr outcome of the complications in which the characters find themselves at the close of the second act. Theo- phius sherry. the low comedy char acter in che piece, has been led to believe that his giddy nephew is married and the possessor well regulated family. and is naturally be- NiIderrI at the unconventional be- LaEior ot his r.ll.-maJe wife and children. borrowed for the occasion
 TO him their actions spell terrible domestic tragedy. while to the aU- a.-uce inc situation is scraamingly funny This peculiar .iN.p. handled m clever -tzt. H~ tp lyrics by otto Hm.ruaet. and uraae-trated with grand opera effect by Kal Hoschna. ,mbu.ie~ coordination oF the sub
 linn. and the rucuous The sex ty,tc which renders tho "Terzetto Huro" is composed or Oscar Fig mar. Mari. Flynn. Franklin Farnum. Lillian Tucker. Fl, Irwin and David Luu-oe E.s ln.atrr April 3 and 1.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
THE TERZETTO BUFFO. Brilliant Travesty on Grand Oper;
 in Madame Sherry"

New York simply Wert wild over the "Terzetto Buffo." inc brilliant musical travesty on the famous con certcd members of grand opera which is one of the many bright spots in the score provided for Madame Sherry" by Karl Hoschna. Accepted seriously, this number would not be much unlike the sextette in Lucia" or the quartette in "Rigoletto. but
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
HE COLISEUM.

The Attell-KIbanr fight depicted in s reel Of over 5000 feet o. film will be a special feature of the bill to- night This is one of the most per feet reproductions of a great fisti' contest and is regarded by eXper,- as the cleare-t presentation of rin- contest ever shown. The regular vaui,- vile bill anl other photo plays wi. be presented. all for the one price of admission on Tuesday night an e.- tireIy new bill of attractions with three special vaudeville act- and four reels of new pictures "ill be offered. Don't miss the AtWli-kilhIne fieht tlnight.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
Al MOST A MIRACLE.

one of the most startIing changes ever seen in any man. according to W. R. Holsclaw, Clarendon, Tex was effected years ago in his brother. He had such a dreadful cough" he writes. that all our family thought he was going into consumption, but he began to use pr Kings New Dis covery. and vas completely cured by ten bottles. Now he is sound and well and weighs 21S pounds. For many years our family has used this wonderful remedy for coughs and colds with excellent results It's quick. safe. reliable and guaranteed. Price 50 cents and $10o Trial bot tie free at all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
MLCMAm THEArRE.

euit. n I.u. with ... customary excellence .r hI- program Manager Mullen has provided a nmmiuS new lu for tonight tuy pt.rY plays will n. as follows. "A Southern Boy oi l>Gl." "A Story of tr. Civil War" "A lien Huu-, Hero.. H.s comedy win hold yuu 10 ~pa~m- ut wlth.
 ~Aimas Champion" -urpr.=. afteI surprise occurs u tn. d. e'opmant ol unexpected circumstance. this has move" and "-eJ ther {. .t
 -Oue Wa. t9 Win" comedy full of Wit and thousand urghs-don' fail Go laugh
 Miss Hall offers tvn -'ngs one My Mercedes" and u illustrated song, Give Mc Smaj' Town Sweet heart"
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
A PARKEr STREET.

Or a beautiful lawn add greatly to the attractiyeucss of a city. Many people grow discousa- q because the trees. shrubs and vines they plant do not thrive well If they consult a horticultural specialist who has ex- per menteu in tha various trees and flowers and knows what will grow in this section of Arizona. their gar dens and yards would be a joy to hem. Talk to Hin at the Seed House about his Desert Gums and other ac- clinated trees.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
CONSTABLE LOCATES MAN

Constable Estrada returned from Maricopa Friday where he went in search Of an insane man who had escaped from the asylum at Phoenix. He was reported to be in this vi- cinity. so the constable started out towards Maricopa. the probable way the insane man went. Upon reach ing the Gila river the constable was forced to leave his horse and walk the bridge and then on to Maricopa But the wanted man was found and the constable returned on the next train with him
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
FAREWELL SERMON

Rev. R. l.. Creal of the Baptist church preached his farewell ser mon last night. Rev. Gage of the Mesa Baptist church will fill the pulpit at the church. Rev. Creal plans to leave Tuesday over the Santa Fe for Arlington. Kentucky. where he has accepted similar field of labor He will be accom- panied by his son Arthur. and his closes.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

C. l.. Parsons. secy and treas Of the C. II. Ward Drug CO. Pasadena. Calif.. writes: We have sold and recommended Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for years. We believe it tO he one of the most efficient cX- pectorants on the market. Contain ing no opiates or narcotics it can be given freely to children. Enough of this remedy can be taken to relieve cold as it has no uduseating result and does not interfere with digestion ElVey and Hulett
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

NJ D. Boardman. 573 W. Main st, Helena, Mont, gives an interesting account of his improved health through the use of Foley Kidney Pills. After giving a detailed account of his case he says, T am almost 70 years old and have spent hundreds of dol lars for medicines, but find that have received more benefit from Foley Kidney Pills, than from all other medicines Further particulars sent on request" Elvey and Hulett
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
GOOD RECORD

It IS seldom that man located in a place the size of this will win third place in competition with sim liar representatives all over the Unit ed States. But that is what r. J. Joyce, representing the Mutual Life Insurance company of New York did for the month of February. The competition was for the largest mum Der of lives insured. and men in some of the largest cities in the United States have fallen below the number secured by the local repre- sentative.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
A MOTHERS CARE

A careful mother will not give her child a medicine without knowing it is pure. contains no opiates. and has healing and curative qualities. Such medicine is Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for croup. whooping cough. bronchitis. and all affections. of the throat, chest, and lungs. Best and safest for children and grown per sons. Contains no Opiates. Elvey & Hulett
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
TEMPE
BUSINESS CHANGES
 TAKE PLACE TODAY
Tempe House Under New Manage
 rnent. New Pool Room Opens.

Today being the first of the month; 1he Tempe house will he under the new management of Ramon Nalen- zueIa. Since Tempe has become q prohibition town this establishment has been operated as a pool room, and soft drinks sold Chas David son who has had charge Of the place for several month still has a lease on the pool tables being used there so they will be moved across the street into the vacant room in the Andre building and a new pool and billiard han opened q. J. Putnam and c W Davidson will have charge of the hall and they intend 10 sell soft drinks and tobacco in connec- lion with it.
 The new management of the Tempe house has secured some pool tables in Mesa. so the establishment will he run the same as usual These two changes will make five pool rooms in Tempe. four in the main part of town "nd one in East Tempe
 HIGH SCHOOL ENTERTAlkS
 The local nigh school entertained the visiting ball team from Tucson
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
OLD RESIDENT RETURNS

Mrs. Samuel knepper and daughter have arrived from Santa Cruz and will locate here permanently. MT Knepper has been here for sev- eral months. They are old residents Of this place having occupied the Sampson house on West Sixth street for year or more.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
PUTS END TO BAD HABIT

Things never look bright to one with the blues" Ten to one the trouble is a sluggish liver. filling the system with bilious poison. that Dr. Kings New Life Pills would eXpel. Try them. Let the joy of better feel ingS end the blues" Best for Stom- ach. liver and kidneys. 25c. All drug giStS
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

H. McGowan. 121S ". 2nd St. Lit tie Rock. Ark, says. II suffered with severe pains across my back and the kidney action was irregular and very painful. After taking Foley Kidney Pills for few days the pain left my back and the kidneys became normal ] can gladly recommend Foley Kidney Pills for l know they helped me" El- Vey & Hulett
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
EpWoRrH LEAGUE SOCIAL

The Epworth league of the Mctho- dist Episcopal church north enter tained its friends in the church Fri day night. All members and friends Of the church were invited and a good share put in an appearance. Games were played and a short. but entertaining program rendered.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
s-S-A+444-f}-f-fT-f-rif-fA;f-s-&-ES-,-
 |GLENDALE# 1
TOWN ELECTION IN
 GLENDALE TOMORROW
Yesterdays Ball Game Was a Sort
 of Fizzle for Everybody.

GLENDALE. Ariz. March 2I-The baseball game today between Glendale and Fowler was nor vcr, satisfactory for either party First thing the rain came on and d,ay,d the game. causing the larE- crowd to make for cover until the hover passed. Final ly the storm cleared and then the game began Al usnt smoothly until the third innug. then the trouble started. with -Ec score to in GlendaIe's flavor and the Fowler pitch er getting raHI-d Fowler decided to change pitchers in he middle Of the inning and Glendale objected and ob- jected so strongly nat the game had to be called off
 Mir. R. r. Stauter and R. J. Carr mOtored to the Bu,zeye country this morning.
 Dr. and Mrs. J T. Hm and Mir and Mrs. R J. Carr took dinner with Mir. and Alr N. C Merriam Sunday.
 Mrs. Richardson. of Lowell. Mass. a cousin O. Mr Merriam was also present
 The Glendale Printing Go. has been rushed with Worh this week. the help have leen for ed t5 do great deal of night w1ri The first Great Register "f rhe Town of Glendale is being printed her. The Glendale News has been for ed to set up more pages of the pap.. as the previous "f sheets as not enough to take care ,f the ees or the city. AL though ths is a snail office the own CTS shouH be GO graduated on the high grad. pf work that is being turn ed out
 Tomorrow is an all important day in Glen.1Ie from the fact that the second ritT couu.n and mayor of Glendah will be Q .cted. Two tickets are out for counr. and mayer and a lively and close c,ctiou IS expected Everybody come ou and vote
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
GOOD PROGRESS

Good progress is being made on the new town hall despite the rain and bad weather. The foundation is already in and the forms for the walls are almost ready for the ce- mcnt
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
E} 6 SOUTH SIDE NEWS

at the school Friday night. A good crowd was present and tn" evening was spent in getting acquainted and playing games Light refreshments were served toward the close.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

Mayor James N Hh.mgn ouaha Nebr. often called "tar Cowboy May ur." writes D. tH. benefit D.. derived from Foley Kidney Pills and says l have taken Foley Kidney Pills and they have given we al great deal O. relief. so ch.eIUly recommend t..m. E..y & Hu'.tr
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
TAKEN TO PHOENIX

The man who is held for trial Tuesday, on charge of forgery was taken to Phoenix Saturday where he. will be held until the trial
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
MOVED TO PHOENIX

F.. IT. Bacon yesterday moved his household goods to Phoenix where he expects to locate.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01
RIVER FORDABLE

The river has been fordable at this place several days, for heavy con veyances, but it is still too high for automobiles to cross
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

southern part Of the state than in the Salt River valley. Tucson report ing a preeirItltiou for tbe day of 4 of an inch. In the north it was Very cold with SHOW. six inches of the beautiful being reported along tHe line of the santa F,
 T0oass forecast indicates fair I.raturo.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

Wm. T.. Cook. l-op. the Bee Hive Drug store, NeihaIt. Mont. says the Belt .Hnon running from Belt to Nei1aIt IS the mo-- picturesque spot in Ill Montana. Ie writes: "I rec "mmeni F,,ry's II ley and Tar Com pound to Jll my ustomers and am newer disappointed It gives the best r.sults for coughs md colds of any iH.uS ] S". Five G Hulett
Arizona republican., 1912-04-01

LOST-Black overcOat between Tempe and Mesa on the 29th. Finder leave at Birchett Bros. and receiya 2 reward. b