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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

ts-Bridal Party Tor Miss Hopkins.
Among the merry functions that
have dotted the calendar of the pre-
nuptial weeks for Miss Luella Irene
Hopkins, the party yesterday after
noon az the home OF Mrs George
Moore ON South Edith street ranks
as most happy event Twelve near
friends of the honor guest were tho
invitCcs and what with the shOworing
OF the brldo-elcct with hankcrchieis,
and several vocal and piano num-
hers, laughter and felicitation. and "A
delicious luncheon the afternoon sped
on lightning wings. a dream la pink
and white was the lunch table, over
hung with pink and white crepe
ropes centoung In a huge white
wedding bell and ending al the table
corners with wreaths of smilaX PINK
and white carnations were used pro-
lusoly In the table establishment and
for lavors the white hell, draped with
smllaX held carnation clappCr The
parlors also were gayly decorated IN
the pink and white carnations framed
In green.
During a brief absence from the
room of Miss Hopkins. the pink and
white wrapped packages were piled
on tho center table and upon re-enter-
anco she was hado 10 open them. Each
packet contained a dainty handmade
handkerchief 90 bee additions 10 the
! trOussonu.
Vocal solos hy The honoroe and I'm.
I strumentai selections by Mrs ny,
Martin and Miss Elsie Sackett con
/ trhuted to the entertainment OF the
company thar fingered till after dusk
The wedding of Miss Hopkins Z,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

responded gracefully ana the evening
was thereafter devoted wholly TO
dancing and conversational exchange.
81 81 o Q
BnIdridgc- Butcher Bcirothnl
Though not entirely surprise 90
their host OF friends, vet none tho
Jess pleasing rs the announcement of
the approaching marriage of Miss
Viola Bmehcr to Mr. Kenneth Bald
ridge Two favorltes of the younger
social set. daughter and son ot pio-
noer Albuquorqucans, Herman g..
Bluchcr, and j. g.. Baldridgc. this
union seems particularly happy and
hears evidence OF Cupid's manage
ment The brido-olcct graduated last
spring FROM the Albuquerque high
school and is one of AIluQucrquo's
most wlnsomo girls as Won as "a tall
ontcd vocalist Mr.. B1ldrdgu IS as-
ISOLATED with his father in The lum-
Der business ana the young people
viii reside in this city permanently
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

after a post-nuptial honeymoon trip.
The exact date OF the ceremony II
kept a secret, but this much is divulg-
ed. January Is the time, the brides
home the place, the attendants are
to be Miss Charlotte Pratt and oscar
BluchCr, the latter brother Of the
bride; and the ritual TO be Witnessed
by the relatives OF tho principals and
the brides sister, Miss clara Butcher
h. 10 render tho Lohengrin wedding
march during the service. Between
the lines one reads an about flowers
handsome gowns. gifts, wedding din
ner aud general Joy. IN fact THIS mar-
rlaRe seemed fore-ordalnod To- Doe one
that shall "be happy ever after"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
PERSONAL PARAQRAPEa

Miss Erna Fcrgusscn Will pend
Inauguration week in santa FC me
guest OF Miss Laughiin
Clyde Ross, the accomplished ylu-
llnist. left Monday evening In com
pany WIKI Lester Cooper for Colorado
Springs. where he has enrolled in
Colorado college In the department oi
music. Lester Cooper and Gordon Glass;
are other Albuquerque youths who
are students In the Colorado college
Mrs Louis Trauer Is entertaining
her sister Mrs. Levy OF III PasO, and
little Miss Levy.
Mrs. Hlldershiem left the FIRST OF
the week for her home In Los Angeles
after visit of several weeks with her
mother, Mrs. r. ROsenwald OF TINS
city
Mr.. and Mrs. George Partridge will
so 10 Santa Fe tomorrow 20 remain
| till after the inaugural ceremonies,
and ~ attend the ball Monday even
ing.
A distinguished missionary who
came yesterday 20 winter IN Alhl-
qucrque Is Rev G. W Douglas for 70
number OF years O Presbyterian mis-
sionary stationed at Shanghai, China
Among the state officials In the city
today who VIII tomorrow go up to
Santa Fe are state Senator " M.
/ Mccoy Of MOuntainair. Mr Alvin
/ white. state superintendent OF Cdnca-
ton. and Mrs. White OF Silver cry,
and Senator g. y. Pankoy of iamy
1.-THE latter left today for his home
Hon. II q. FERGUSON will be pres-
Tent al the inaugural ceremonies iu
Santa 20 Monday.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
Two Deuce Dance.

one OF the most pleasing social
events OF the current week was the
informal dance given Thursday even
ing in the odd Fellows hall, MEM
pers of the Two Deuce club being the
hosts. The han was Handsomely or
namentod. the colors OF the club. 7
gold and purple. predominating.
Splendid music was furnished by the
Cavanaugh- FuhrmOycr orchestra. Tho
hail was filled with crowd of merry
dancers, floor blockades being fire.
quent because OF tho large attendance,
a polite and attentive reception com
mittoe did much g. promote general
good time for all the guests OF the
club. The fancy programs served as
appropriate souvenirs OF the occasion,
The dance altogether was "A pleasing
AFFAIR and the club has been urged by
many to give a similar entertainment
In the near future.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
SOCIETY GOSSIP.


Tho Whitesidos entertained th1
ladies of the Methodist church nud
their escorts at delightful social tta
Thursday afternoon,
IN response 20 the special inyit1-
ton 90 men 90 attend. there was
goodly number ~ gentlemen present.
ana while leap year license was not
only practlcod. many OF the ndica
were suspected OF having designs on
The eligible guests, and the presoncg
uf q bride ana Groom lent influences
90 the scntimenialism with which tho
conversation was charged Tho rooms
wore admirably adapted for company
and the decorations of red carnations
hnd groencry were on beautifully
lavish scale. noacns OF rich blooms
We're in every available Blaco whuo
from chandeliers huns grccnory. and
sprays 81 form were caught on tho
window CURTAINS The large crowd
who enjoyed the hospitality of Mrs
WhitoEideg and tho Ala society aver
that the tea was a monumental social
sueccss.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Mrs Frank 1gotter was hostess 90
the ladies OF tho Congregational Aid
society Thursday afternoon, ana In
spite of the fact that business was the
purpose OF the meeting, "a gay social
time was the experience OF the attend.
ants.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Tho Marthas and Decreases of tho
First Presbytc dan church are making
needles fly IN preparation FOR tea
and sowing sale January 90 Tho
AHd society met In work session
Thursday afternoon in the church
parlors ana besides sowing made def
mite plans for the function later in
Tho month
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
Clnh nnncr MednestIay NIghl.

The Thirty club viii meet m regu-
lar terpsichorean frolic next Wcdnes-
day evening IN the customary place,
odd Fellows hall at the usual hour.
II goes without saying that the thirty
ladies for whom the club members
cherish a noticeable ponchant viii be
among others present"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
AM1TLHERS
InUTY<

II Is the duty of every expectant
mother 10 prepare her system for the
coming Of her little one TO avoid as
far as possible the suffering OF such
occasions, and enleavor 90 pass
through the crisis with her health
and strength unimpaired, This she
may do through the use OF Mother s
Friend, a remedy that has been so
long Ia use, and accomplished so
much good, that il is in no sense an
experiment, but a preparation which
always produces the best results. II
Is for exernal application and SO pen'
etrating in its nature as 10 thoroughly
Intricate every muscle, nerve and ten
don involved during the period before
baby comes. II aids nature by ex-
banding the skin and tissues, relieves
tenderness and soreness, and perfectly
prepares the system for natural and
safe motherhood. Mothers Friend
has been used and endorsed by thou
sands Of mothers, and It's use will
prove a comfort and a benefit 90 any
womam in need of such a remedy.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Mrs. keefer'n home on North
Sixth street was iHEs evening tho
scene OF happy function. the occas-
Ion bong a congregational social OF
the Lutheran church
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
No Musical Tomorrow.

The aeml-monthly musical that has
become 90 ba q regular affair 40 tho
Presbyterian sanltarium will not take
place tomorrow ilut Ia another fort.
night The programs viii begin again
and continue every fortnight as here
toforc. Since the removal OF the Sew.
ell piano. there has been purchased q
now piano Tor the payior purposoly
10 provide the music for these cat"f-
tninmeutH.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
chrIstIan Endsaver seelal.

Tho members OF the Christian EN-
doayor OF the Congregational church
met at the home of Mr. and Mra
Hopping on South Edith street ln-'
night for the pHrpose OF transacting
business and olccting officers for tho
year Then following the rest of thc
evening VAS spent In games. music.
refreshments and a general good time
was enjoyed by all until a late hour
The following officers were elected
p G. NCtzgar. president: irene buldi.
Vice president. Flora Reed, recording
secretary Herman Snyder, CORE
spending secretary. Evelyn FoA.
treasurer; Lillian Schroeder. pianist
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

The ladies' OF the congregational
Missionary society will meet next
Thursday afternoon az the homo OIL
Mrs !. G. Baldridge. i23 South Third
street
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

tains much valuable information.
BRADfIELD REGULATOR CO., Adsaia. Go.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Mothers Friend
Is sold az drug
stores. Write for
free book for
expectgat moth
ers, which con
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
Mrs. French Hostess 70 Club.

The meetings OF the Tuesday lit
erary club continue with uninier-
.rupted regularity and increasing in
terest The next bi-weekiy session
will be next Tuesday afternoon az the
home OF Mira. G. r. French. The class
study OF Modern Europe will be
conducted by Mrs. Mcdonald; Mrs
Stroup will read the paper OF the day
on "The Balance of Power" A travel
talk ON "Constantinoplo' is to be Civ
ON By Mrs. Wrnih.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
installation Banquet.

The Ladies' Of the Maccabeas, Ala
mo Hive. No. /, viii formally install
the newly elected officers ~ the reg
ular meeting next Tuesday afternoon,
and as usual an elaborate banquet
will be feature Of the atter-iodge
session.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
T Il Meet

Mrs. George DOolittle entertained
the Good Cheer club Friday afternoon
In pleasing style. And though needle
work was ostenslbly the purpose OF
the meeting. q was sidetracked by
the conversational indulgence that was
for the time preferable TO neodlework,
An appealing collation. was another
enjoyable feature that ugnrped the
time for sewing
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
MUSICAL C0-.ErY COMPANY.
FIRST PERFORMANCE TONIGHT.

= :. ~ al r..7. e.Acut 5 aulount ed
ao~..., "Ad a-...s GAVIN HilE y
= .,us A.-....... ou.Atu. rDApaL.
ne ..g.uA ,.se.,,t b,siAnIA; to
Al-4. "nu san,.:..ns 10. .n.'er
Ai-Ats
i y suiii vi . ~ Of tAis ,om-
.'.ny iaai i i, ia, sane stars and
d>l that created such a sensation III
the south and vs., last season by
lnes nilu2 m,.s.cai comedies up 10 u
standard 81 aAy ol the 5 80 altr.so-
ions Tor popular prices. And this
season thy company y loo per cent.
stronger haN4nG spent over SI,o0o
III building up repertoire OF NIL
sical comedies tina; viii come up 10
and surpass TN standard attained hy
"a l'ell Boy last season
The CABIN, arc supported by thir-
!. 'ai''i'if AZ ttl ; .ttlu 81 utl ~ "a
prct!l sir> With wardrobe that Is
as costly ana gorgeous as any ear
fried hy the biggest productions Icay-
M New York cily. The company
| carries special sixty foot baggage
ear oi scenery and effects
The He'll Boy is The only last sea-
sons bill thai will be- presented by
Johnny and Ella during their engage
Git NJ and thai has been hlil, up and
rewritten so thar you would not know
It. Among the repertoire Will be
The Man Question, one of the lat
est and most successful hits in the
musical comedy line. Zirr From
| Turkey. a gorgeous oriental musical
comedy and The Two MasQuerad
crs. ="
| Everyone who has seen this at
| traction will rcmcm' IT the dazzling
effects which has won this company
So much fame, for example the fam
Gus Moon song Rcd Wing, AN
tomobilc' and the japanese Char
lot The company still carries these
| effects and has added about twenty
more. including the Red Mill scene,
The "Airship." the "Mcrhanica! Doll''
act, The "Spiri, Of - and The cleo
tric "skings.
Each aud every one of the produc
tons this season is guaranteed 10 be
first class musical comedy successes
with complete scenery and effects for
each and IN fact everything h Ions
ms To hieh class musical shows
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
OWN AN AUTOMOBILE.

We have contracted with the
Siudcbakcr corporation to sell T.. NJ.
F. 3o's and Flanders POS. Will have
a 80 here about April Il. Aay one
Interested please call or phone and
will be pleased to demonstrate and
quote prices. Mr.. Carl Gibson, spe-
eial representative from the factory,
will demonstrate either OF the above
models any time within the next Two
weeks. :. ". STEPHENS.
'"c-16-tf 6. E.. ROGAE.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
rRECKLED GIRLS.

! have just received stock OF
WILSON'S FRECKIE CREAM, prod
uct Of WILSON'S FRECkLE CREAM
CO., Charleston, South Carolina. II
IS FINE, is fragrant and harmless
and positively removes frecklcs, tan
and brown moth. bleachcs dark f"c-
cs lieht VIII not make hair grow
You have my fuafaltea tha' i. will
take of your frochie5 and tan or |
viii give yoi back Your money. Come
in. see and try IT, THE JARS ARR,
LARGE and two at most ar" srtli-
dent. ! send them by mail, Il d.
sired. Price % cents and 81.
Wilson'S Fair Skin Soap, Csc.
LAKE PHARMACY.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
MORE SENSE THAN ITS OWNER

Why didn't you pat my luggage
IN here as / rold you 10? Numbered
The irate passenger 20 the grizzle
haired porter as the train moved out
q. the little railway station.
En-, mon. replied the other pa
tronizingly, yer luggage is 10 sic
a fuie a. yerself' it was marked
Edinburgh. and is on the way there
Yere in the wrang train
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

II YOU want Il ear. large or small,
or if YOU do not want one just now,
call in TO see our line, get our prices.
and take a ride in one Of our SPLEEN
did machines. Three leading lines
to select from. Will take dcsrahly
located city real cstat" in part pay
mcnt. Lakeland Automobile anu
supply Co, Peacock Building. l-l9-G
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
EDISONIA.

Tonight the great three reel sub
jcct, Buffalo liill's Wild West
wherever shown. 1t is taktr from
the exposition as given by Buffalo
Bills company in all the larg, cities
and covers all OF the best features OF
/ he entertainment
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

prot and Mrs. G. Rucker Adam,
h. ihis morning for Hopkinsville,
~ otter a stay of several months
ii Fiori,ia, NJ greater portion Of
whDh time hey We're in Lakeland
Mr. AND Mrs. Adams are looked upon
a lakeland residents, and their
tr,nf> always delight to welcome
lh.H back each winter when the,
tolt, 10 arrange for the Chautauqu2
Tac; viii spend some time in Ken
II ~. going later to their home in
F. ago, ana will probably spend the
later paw OF the summer in Chau-
tlAqga, y, !.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

prof :. 1 Perry. OF the Perry
,..a~n-Errrv Music Co, has been
.,udug several days at home. He
,as h.,n having splendid success
..sr. piaros. having sold four in one
u. r.antlN. This firm attracts
.,s3, fram all portions of the State,
u. p.anos being shipped from tn
;qk, and house. which is in charge OF
VI !LeaalAy.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

Ta Ery. J. X. Cason, presiding ell
f.r i this district. delighted his
nan, l.akeland friends by preaching
last ,5aht at the Methodist church.
E,s ASon was pastor of the Lake
Ind church for four years. and he
ans many warm friends here who
an mays delighted to welcome him
,25k lie preached yesterday morn.
l,r ,i.i evening at Medulla. where H.
niutrrd quarterly conference.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

Instead Of buying the Sloan prop
cry c'er!ookin- Lake Mirror. as r.
ported IN saturday ; issue. Mr.. Hagau
purchased another grove OF Mr.. Sloan
Whiel orrrlookS Lake Bonney. This
Is not lie property on which Mr.
sloar makes his home. but is in close
proximity thereto.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
NEW BUILDING.

Say, Mr.. Smith, Cd you notice my
new building going up Yes.
whore did you buy ronf material
"Why. bouaht from the Lakeland
MANUFACTURING 60. They sol every
thing Won need 10 build house and
will surely treat You right
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

There We're services in all Of thu
churches yesterday with the eNcep-
tlon OF The Epis, epgl Lutheran. cum
b'lland and Gathol The day was
beautiful, although irillc warm. and
large CONGREGATIONS We're present al
BOTH mornin. and evening Serl ices.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

Regular meetiis of Lakeland
l.ods" No. 81. F. ami 4 NJ. this even
irS AT $50. at Masonic hall. Work
II NJ NJ degree, Business OF i'm
portanre to be attended to. Members
requested TO be- present promptly.
Visitors cordially invi,ed
i J.. LOVE. W. NJ
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

Dr.. II, NJ Grain pastor OF tie Frs,
fapiiSt church n Arcadia. prcar h, L
two fine sermons Yesterday mornin-
anu evening a thu FIRST Baptist
chlrch. Rev Grain pulpit was filled
Ivy pr. Nowlin. The No *, hanging
10 the day
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

p.,f ". y. Sheats of Lakeland,
,.,t.fc Tor state superintendent OF
4, .,,ou. was in the city today. on
ux 10 big picnic in Suwanee
49,, Mr.. SheatS has many friends
v,.;ou roynty-Ocala Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
MAJESTIC THEATER.

Tius coupon and five cents when
presented at box Office. will admit
any lazy to or Wednesday matinees.
between Tie hours of $50 and $50
r. m
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

Wareham Long-Wots germi-
eide, anyway?
Tuffold knutt-Ife's a man wot
kills German. Your blamed igner-
ance makes me tired
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

Mr.. Bert Anderson, who holds
responsible position with the Drawdy
croeery Go. . Tampa, same up yes,
ttrday t. sm.l the day with his
mother. III. II ]. Anderson.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22

The sale Of sponges at Tarpon
Springs for two days OF last week
amounted to $4,000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
.s,,,:-. 's'e'''''s 's''s
~> =zsSE@
%@s ~
$3.50
.,.:.,,,,.,-s.i~:sss'SasSsssss'ai's St's's's'1;

w. Iehn Adaus. OF Central. left
.urday for visit 10 he.
g. ffr Mrs. Annie MADDOX OF Lake
"A Gainesville sun.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
Come, Choose!

From my varied stock, anything you
may desire in my line. You will not
be disappointed In quality or price.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-04-22
No Blues!

For those who smoke the splendid
cigars carried, Lakeland and Tampa
makes. Fine smoking tobacco also.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-12-06
A DocToR's SLEEP
Found He Had to Leave Off Coffee

Many persons do not realize that
bad stomach will cause insomnia
Coffee and tea drinking being suca
an ancient and respectable form Oh
habit, few realize that the drug-cal
feine-contained in coffee and tea, ID
one of the principal causes OF d!s
pepsia and nervous troubles.
Without their usual portion OF cor
fee or tea, the caffeine topers arc
nervous, irritable and fretful. IEa.'
the way with whisky drinker. ~
has got to have his dram TO settle n''
neryes"-habit
To leave off coffee or tea is an eas!
matter if you want to try it, Dec1ueI
Postum gives a gentle but ha'u".
support to the nerves and does Nv
contain any drug-nothing but loo.'
Physicians know this to be true o.
one from Ga. writes:
Il have cured myself of lon1
standing case of Nervous Dyspeps.,1
by leaving off coffee and using fO''
um." says the doctor. N
Il also enjoy refreshing sleep .,r
which I've been an utter stranger
20 years. .rs
I'm treating dyspepsia in its Val' Oan
types, l find little trouble when and
induce patients to quit conee O.
adopt Postum"
The DR.. is right and there ..2hs
reason Read the little book -
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs. tod
Postum now comes in conce Il.,n,
powder form called Instant ro,' zoo.
It is prepared by stirring ie'e, lang
spoonful in a cup of hot water auu-I 10
sugar to taste. and enough cle"
bring the color to golden brown ,,,t.
Instant Postum is convent n,,r Is
there's no waste; and the naeou 70.
always uniform. Sold by groce!s
cup tin 80 cts, 1oO-cup tin o. , cro,
A Soup trial tin mailed for gIoru
name and 2-cent stamp for pos 9.ael,
Postum Cereal Co., Ltd, Battie W.
Nich.-Adv.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-12-06
Making Balance Even.

A chimney sweeps boy went into a
bakers shop for atwopenny loaf. and
conceiving it to be small remarked to
the baker that he did not believe il
was weight. Never mind that" said
Tit man of dough You will have
the less to carry" True" replied
the lad, and throwing three half
pence on the counter left the shop.
v The baker called after him that he
L.had not left enough money. Never
heaind that" said young sooty, you
II have the less to count
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-12-06
Emphatic Comment.

It was held by the duke Of Yelling
ton that the true story of the battle
Of Waterloo had never been written.
= contemporary relates how he once
sat in carriage with the duke and
watched him read a ponderous quar-
TO recital OF the battle Of Waterloo.
Against paragraph after paragraph he
traced the letters L. or D. L. with a
great blunt ended pencil ventured
to ask what these mystic letters
meant. The pithy reply was: Lie"
and Damned lie." to he sure"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-12-06
One Thing.

81 see they are now showing circus
performances in the moving picture
houses"
Well, I suppose the time is coming
when wen not have chance to see
anything real. They will merely let
us look at moving pictures of the real
things"
There's one thing We'll have to ex-
perience in reality, instead OF merely
looking at moving picture of it."
Whats that"
Getting a tooth filled"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1912-12-06
Opera in the Boxes.

What was the story of the opera"
What l heard ran about like this:
In the first act I learned that Mrs
Wallaby, the society leader, is about
to sue her husband for divorce. In
the second act l learned that Miss
Lolita Plunks struggled in that IA
nous pearl necklace, and in the third
l heard that Mr. Gerald Piftie is rap,
idly drinking himself to death"