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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
LAS RATAS.

Solo hay un medic para conocer nues-
ira sltuaci0n y determinar ell peligro en-
en- que nos encontramos, y este es hacien-
do. que cada rata, viva muerta, que CO.
jamos, sea examinada Sc ha estable-
edo EN- la Parada un laboratorio para
hacer eXamenes relacionados con La cpl
demia, ell cual presta una ayuda efcaz al
laboratorio regular del servicio de SAM
dad, habilmente dirigido por el doctor
Gonzalez Martinez En- este Labora-
torio Sc examinan todas las ratas, Y los
germenes que sc hallan en- elias son iden-
.tiicados por medic de un examen cien-
tlfco Ell laboratorio destinado hacer
analisis relacionadOs con la peste es ell
bar6metro de esta epidemia, y puede de-;
cirnos el, .tanto por ciento de ratas in
festadas. No podremos nunca esperar
combatir con exito ell NAL, menos que
Sc conozca donde esta la causa que 10
origina, como tampoco podremos saber
81 estamos ganando perdiendo terreno
menos que hayamos examinado un
gram nlmero de ratas, miles diariamente
j possible fuere. ST nos concretamos
simplemente a la desinfecci6n de las
casas al -aislamiento de los atacados,
y de su familiares; a regar los pisos con
alguna preparation para extinguir 1as
pulgas, prescindiendo de la campana
contra las ratas, es 10 mismo que 81 con
objeto de extinguir ell fuego en- una ca
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
..CASOS SOSPECHOSOS

En- la manana de hoy Sc han. denpncia-
do dos casos sospechosos. ,NssUno es un
niflo llamado Gaspar Flores, de II amos
Gle edad, que reside en- la parada II, en-
la calle del Condado. Ell otro es un
hombre llamado Catalina Maldonadl que
residia en- Puertade TERRA, parada tres
y media, en- ell sitio conocido por la Go
torra' Hac1a dos dfas que Sc encon-
traba malo, Maldonado, pero no habia
dado cuenta de su enfermedad las Au-
toridades Sanitarias; anoche Sc sint..G
maliSimo y las cinco de la maiana
de hoy muri6. Ell medico que fue La
mado para certifcar la muerte encon-
tro EN- ell cadaver algunas caracteristi-
cas- d Ella peste bub6nica.
Esta tarde Sc lie practicara la autop-
sia para comprobar la enfermedad que
Radeciaq Por de pronto Sc ha manda-
dado fumigar la casa en- que muri6,
Sc h aosslenado que la desalojen las
personas cue en- ella habitaban, las cuales
Seran vacunadas eSta tarde.
(Contin1a en- la phgina 10.)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
Els NUESTRO DEBER PoNER TODO
CASO DE ENFERMEDAD BAJO
Ell CUIDADo DE UN MEDICO.

En- relacion con este debe tenerse en-
cuenta que todo 10 que el Servicio Sani-
tario pueda hacer en- tales casos sera
sencillo, efectivo y no innecesariamente
riguroso. A nadie Sc llevara nn hos
pital para apestados a menos que la
enfermedad sea comprobada por un de-
tenido examen clinico y de laboratorio
Mas a1n, ning1n caso sera enviado a un
campamento de observation a no ser
que la naturaleza de la enfermedad sea
altamente sospechosa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03

sa que esta ardiendo, colocaramos una
sabana hfumeda en- una de sus venta-
mas Ri foco latente que insidiosamen-
te nina los cimientos es 10 O. debemos
tratar de extinguir en- absolute.
La cooperation que deseamos lie los
duenos de casas es la que tiende la
exterminaci6n de las ratas. a someter-
las al examen de bacteriologos exper-
tos, destruir, sus madrigueras, a 81
stlarlas por hambre no dejando SUI al.
canoe NADIA que pueda seryirles de ali
mento, y, sobre todo, hacerlas salir de
nuestras casas
(Continuara.)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
LA PULGA.

La pulga puede dar albergle a los
,bacilos dc la peste durante tres sema-
mas, pero no es racional sup0ner que
los trasmita a otras pulgas. No es mas
que ell mensajero de la muerte, la fel
representation del puente tendido So
bre ell abismo que separa q las familias
de las ratas que estan atacadas de la
peste, de la familia humana, que no
ser por ese intermediate no contraeria
de la rata dicha enfernedad. No pode-
mos detener la marcha de la epidemia
cogiendo pulgas solamente. Ell guitar
noSlas de encima es un trabajo va algo
penoso. Esto puede hacerse en- gran-es-
Gala eliminandolas de nuestras casas
por medic de varias sustancias quimi-
cas-, entire las cuales no hay ninguna
mejor que ell petroleO. FL lavado de:los
pisos con la mezcla de petroleo reco-
mendada y preparada por ell Servicio
de Sandal, en- la proportion de una
parte de ella por ciento de agua:es un
excelente remedio contra las pulgas
Las damas al salir la calle deben fro
tarse los tobillos con un aceite esencial
como ell Gle limoncill0, Y los hombres de
ben llevar zapatos altos botas que lie
guen la rodilla 0 pasen de esta. La
fumigacion por medic del azufre de las
ropas, casas, ETC., que contienen pull
gas, mata estos insectos.; Todas estas
medidas Sc recomiendan como medic
para conseguir un fin: pero atacar real
mente la epidemia debe recurrirse a al
go que sea menos dificil mas practice
que ell dar caza las agiles pulgas.
Mientras la playa de rstas contini1e sin
molestia alguna, las palgas que perez
can en- una desinfecci6n seran pronta,
mente reemplazadas por sus camaradas,
|cuyo n1mero es realmente negotiable
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
|NT[Rv|U CON FL DR., cALDELAS
LA PESTEFOBIA EN- CRISIS

Tn Redactor del BOLETIN interro-
GO aver al Dr. Don Jacobo Caldelas, GU
yas declaraciones respecto al trata-
miento quirirgico empleado en- la Gu
raci6n de la peste .lub6nica, han eau
sado tan profunda sensaci6n.
Nuestro Redactor encontro al emf
nente cirujano, en- su despacho del
gran Sanatorio de Hato Rey, y despues
de IN breve Y afectuoso saludo lie abor-
do resueltamente:
"a Me puede decir, querido Doctor,
--dijo nuestr0 companero- 81 ell trata-
miento quirurgico por usted brillante-
mente empleado, en- los enfermos del
Sanatorio- Espanol, que tanto ha inte-
resado la opinion, puede tambien utili-
zarse con el mismo exito, en- los casos
de peste verdadera?
FL ilustre medico sonrie la pregun-
ia y por sus claros ojos pasa como una
afrmacion de energla, mientras nos ha-
bla con ell persuasive acento de quien
domina la materia en- question
Ell Doctor habla lentamente, confden-
cialmente, con su inalterable calma, y
nuestro redactor va escribiendo, escri-
biendo Cuando ell doctor Gala, nues-
tro companero~ lie muestra sus apun-
tes.-5 Estas son sus palabras, Doctor 2
Tras un breve examen, responde :
Cabalmente esas son.
Y ell Doctor Caldelas ha dicho:
En- la epidemia de peste que rein6 en-
Lucknow, durante ell a1o mil novecien-
tos siete, Nesfeld, trat6 Sesenta y dos
casos. de la forma bub6nica, por la in
cisi6n crucial de los ganglios infartados
y obtuvo una mortalidad de 1873 por
ciento, mientras que en- los no operados
era de 62,7 por cien.
FL resultado de la incisi6n era una
meJoria Immediate y enorme, pues de-
saparecfan los grandes sfntomas gene
rales, cefalalgia, febre, ETC., en- las vein
cuatro horas siguientes la interven-
ci6n, estableciendose casi siempre, ra-
pidamente, la normalidad
Las razones tecnicas que exphcan tan
Sorprendente resultado operatorio son
corrientes, tratandose de infecciones.
SUPPRESSION del foco microbiano prin-
cipal, yerdadera incubadora de los ger
menes y centro de elaboration de
toxinas enyenenadoras del ORGANISING.
Yo modifque el procedimiento, mi
entender, en- sentido mas favorable pa
ra una mas pronta fdcil curacion.
Pues mientras que, con la simple in
cisi6n, los ganglios quedan por mucho
tempo eliminando con ell exuda0o Gran
cantidad de microrganismo toxinas
etc, que sostienen la virulencia de Ia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03

.herida como fuente possible de conta-
gios; por Ell procedimiento por mi Sc
guido desaparece con los ganglios easl
todo ell manantial de tan peEgrosos
productos.
Debo reconocer que la practica de
Nesfeld es mas sencilla como opera
ci6n, pero para un cirujano la mia pue-
de caliHcarse tambien de muy simple,
pues, ademas, como en- aquella, hasta la
anestesia local para hacerla completa-
mente indolora, y por otra parte tam
bien es rapidisima (tres cinco minu-
tos).
Ell tratamiento consecutive la ope-
raci0n, es el de una herida cualquiera
de poca importancia.
Con 10 dicho, me parece haber con-
testado sufcientemente su pregunta y
justifcar con argumentos de doctrina
cientifca y de competente autoridad
clinica, la aseveracion que hice al CO.
menzar mi campana en- la prepsa sobre
este importantisime asunto, diciendo:
No es empirico nj descubrimiento
milo, ell afirmar que un atacado deem
fermedad bubonica, mas menos epide-
mica, Sc lie puede operar con exito"
Nos despedimos del DR.. Caldelas,
agradeciendole la amabihdad con que
respondio nuestra pregunta cele-
brando poder dar nuestros lectores, Ell
las presentes CIRCUMSTANCES, una nota
tan optimista, como es la que Sc des-
prende de la competente afirmacion del
ilustre Director del Auxilio M1tuo,
cuando dice con la autoridad de la esta-
distica la cita de nombres fechas,
y la propia comprobaci6n professional,
que hay un procedimiento para la GU
racion de la peste, distinto al que Sc
ha venido empeando aquf, que da un
tanto por ciento de curaci6n verdade-
ramente extraordinario: :.
Cuando va nos despedimos del DR..
Caldelas, despues de la importantlsima
entrevista, leimos al azar en- un diario
de la tarde, que nos salio vender un
chico:
Los estudios hechos en- ell Labora-
torio por ell Dr. Russell han demostrado
que los pacientes que han sido operados
en- el Amxilio Mutuo estan atacados de
peste bu56nica.
Seg1n nuestros informes, Sc >popdra
un cartel en- sitio visible del ediicio
dicicndo: En- este establecimiento
hay paste bubonica
liza pesteq bien; pero en- ese case el
consabido letrero> tendria que ser en-
justicia, modifcado asi:
En- este ecta aolecimiento Sc cura la
pcste bubonica. : =
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
|NGLES, FRANCES Y ALEMAN
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-". SIN MAESTRO..-- ;:

Sc encuentra en- esta Ciudad, el represen-
tante de la casa r. .. Cortina Co., nven-
derno para aprender cualquier idioma sin ne
cesidad de maestro
Este ingenioso procedimiento, adoptado
actualmente en- todo el mundo, ohcialmente
por los Gobiernos de Europa, cuenta tarnbien
en- esta Isla con innumerables dlsclpulos y
adniradores.
Los que deseen noticias, catalogos y GUAM
tos informes nccesiten, pueden dirigirse al
Sr. A. r. Reizabal, Hotel Inglaterra, San
Juan, P. r.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03

Ell individuo Carlos Ortiz ha side sen
tenciado por el Juez senior Gaetan Bar
bcsa a tres amos de carcel por tres de-
Eitos de hurto menor y uno de abuse de
confanza Aver mismo empez6 a cum
plir La condena impuestale.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
NoTICIAs..

Hoy Sc ha despedido de nosotros el
leader obrero don Santiago Iglesias
Embarcara esta tarde para New Yofk
y de ALI seguira viaje para Washing
ton.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
FL proceso de Ia peste
EN- Ell REGISTRO CIVIL
(Continuara.)

Solamente Sc ha anotado en- las Ill
tlmas veinticuatro horas una defunci6n,
y es la de Victor Marrero Perez que
muri6 de enteritis cr6nica
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03

de hacerse al Servicio Sanitario, ell cual
pondra en- practica todas las medidas
necesarias para proteger al individuo y
a la comunidad.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
Ejecucion de sentencia

La Corte de Distrito de Ponce ha f.
jado el dfa 20 de septiembre proximo pa
ra la ejecuci6n de sentencia de muerte
contra Juan Alnasstica.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
CONTAGIO.

En- cuanto al peligro lie infection de
los casos de peste, despues de dar cuen-
ia de la existencia de la enfermedad en-
nuestra casa, dejan 10 demas que hayaI
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-07-03
No Sc publicara

Siguiendo La costumbre establecida,
manana, con motive de la fiesta Official,
no Sc publicara ell BOLETIN.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
FOR SALE
Second hand Threshing Machinery

Second hand Threshing Machinery
1 16-horsepower return fue Mime
apolis engine.
l 18-horsepower direct flue Mime
apolis engine.
l 22-horsopower double cylinder, di
rect fue Minneapolis pillow engine.
l 35-horsepower double cylinder, di-
rect due Minneapolis pillow engine.
1 28Inch cylinder, 46-inch rear Min.
neapolis separator, with wind stacker
self-feed, and weigher.
2 1882 Minneapolis steam separat
ors, with wind stackers, self-feed, and
weigher.
l 1862 Minneapolis separator, with
wind stacker, self-feeder, weigher, and
side carrier for headed grain.
All of this machinery is in good con
dition, and ready for use, and is for
sale at very low prices, and on easy
terms. Correspondence invited.
Utah Implement Vehicle Co.
Salt Lake City. City.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

Now. what are you feeling bad
about"
"Oh, | am utterly wre,ched. He
doesn't love me as / love him"
How do you known"
why, we discovered last evening"
that the day we have set for our we'd
ding il the day of the opening OF the
baseball season, and also there's a
big bargain sale on at one of the
downtown stores"
And he wanted to change the date
Of the wedding?"
we both wanted to change 1t. he
couldn't miss the opening game and
just couldn't dream of missing those
bargains
We'll, then, L"
But he wanted to have the wed
ding day later, while it was me sug-
gested having it a day sooner. -
Houston Post.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

Courts are handy institutions. There
was man who lost his dog-run over
by railroad train. The owner sued
and got 5000 damage, the judge In his
ruling saying the dog at the time OF
the accident was exercising ordinary
care and diligence" Great dog that!
Then there is that noted tenor out
east, who left New York for Quebec,
and caught a severe cold in the Pull
man, which so disabled his voice that
ne failed to fill several very big-pay.
Ing engagements, so he sues the rail.
road company for $4,000 damages. A.
Chicago dressmaker sued a woman
for making a dress. The woman re-
fused to pay because the dress was
not in style, says the Ohio State Jour.
nal. Especially did she object to the
V-shaped guimpe in the back. which
she said was impossible. The court
had to adjourn the case over to learn
what 1t was that made a dress impos-
sible. We haven't seen one yet. So
here on one page of a newspaper are
dog. tenor voice and a V-shaped
guimpe before the courts.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
IDAHO
THE EVIL OF SIMPLICITY.

At the conference OF the Eastern
Millinery association one OF the prin-
cipal addresses was on THE Evil OF
Simplicity in Millinery" The presi
dent recommended in his report
among other things. tina. a PRESS COM
mittee see to it that mere information
about millinery be furnished tie pub
lie prints At the banquet in the eve
ming Chief Justice Russell delivered
an address on The Triumph OF
Truth" These three things should be
considered together. Simplicity has
many evils, whether In millinery or
without 1t, but few people would have
suspected that among them Is the
paradox that the more simple the hat
the more expensive 1t Ia. Tile fact,
however, was confirmed by other
speakers. Thus. one authority speak
ing Mt the banquet said: Formerly
we paid high for millinery. but now
we pay higher for the absence of mil
linery." This is doubtless one OF the
matters on which the president or the
association wishes more information
given to the public. says the New
York World. 1t Is probable, however,
that most people will be better
pleased by the statement that as sim
plicity In millinery came In with the
hobble skirt. so will 1t go out with
that garment. Unfortunately. while
we are assured that the coming of the
pannier will bring a splurge In hats,
the intimation that there will be de-
cline In prices In proportion to the in
crease OF decoration is not accompa-
MED by guarantee. That is why we
have special interest in the atten-
ton siyen by the banqueters to the
speech on THE Triumph of Truth"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
Near Promotion.

'fWell, Tommy" said the father of
a 6-year-old youngster, according to
the Chicago News, how are you get
ting along at SCHOOL,"
Bully" reJoined Tommy. Guess
the teacher is going to promote me. "
What makes you think so?"
"She said today that if / kept on
at the rate l was going I'd De in the
criminal class" explained Tommy.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
Needed No More Help.

An American gentleman got ac-
Quainted with Frenchman who was
very anxious to acquire the English
language The American in order to
help him said that II he would send
his exercises to him he would willing
ly correct them.
Nothing was heard from the French.
man for some time, but finally a letter
came couched In the following choice
English.
in small time can learn so many
English from his textbook and her
dictionary as l think l will to come al
the America and to go on the scaffold
to lecture"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
Clothes and the Man.

A colporteur in South Carolina,
walking many miles through mud, &C.
costed a passerby and suggested the
purchase Of the Bible. He was re-
fused. The next day, says the Record
OF Christian Work, after nights rest
and cleanup, he set up his stand in
town and had the pleasure Of selling
= Bible to the very man who had re-
fused to purchase the day before. Il
met muddy man yesterday with
Bibles" said he, who looked like a
Methodist tramp. When | buys a BIZ
BILE l buys 1t from a Baptist gentle
man."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

The young opera singer In London
who told the queen when asked III she
were not half English, that she was
all American. had the courage and the
patriotism to prefer the honor of her
nationality to royal approval to her
supposed British blood If all Ameri-
cans abroad were to act with the
same frank and honest pride In their
Americanism, this country would be
less subject to the criticism called
forth in other countries.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
The Kids View Of II.

The child was put in the bathtub
but still she continued to shrek. She
was given the floating soap, and The
bath brush and a rubber elephant tt
play with, and she was then left te
herself. Yet she hollered
Then her mother called up to her
Keep your mouth shut while you
are in the tub
"Why?' insisted the voice.
You'll know why when you swal
low lot of soapy water"
why can't l swallow soapy water
Amt there plenty more?"
Kids are hopeless, almost, some
dmes.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
How He Used a Shovel.

The foreman of large iron works
vas short of laborers one morning,
md as a last resort, says the Bristol
Times, went to an old tramp who
VAS lying asleep beside one of the
furnaces and reused him with the
question:
Il say, my man, are you wanting
work."
What kind of work." asked the
tramp"
Can you do anything with a
shovel?"
Yes" replied the tramp, rubbing
his eyes. Il could fry piece of han
On it,"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

Mexico City. - Official dispatches
from General Aureliano Banquet re-
ported the capture of Nazas, Durango,
by his force Saturday. The rebels are
said to have lost twenty-five killed and
a number wounded
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

The decision OF the Harvard author.
tiles to replace the college elms with
red oaks is another testimony to the
fact that new pests are bringing disas
ter to some of our old and favorite
trees. Insects are threatening the elms
today as never before.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
Or in Jail.

II am determined to live In luxur
ious surroundings, and eat and drink
the best the land Affords" said the
frankly selfish man.
That ought to be easily arranged.
replied Miss Cayenne. "All you have
to do is to get situation as a but
ler"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

supreme court Justice In New
York has laid 1t down that man can
not abandon his wife simply because
she nags him" We've known it right
along, to be sure. but it's rather dis
concerning to have 1t thrown at us in
the form of a legal decision.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

A New York judge decided that be-
cause a woman went to work, the fact
did not relieve her husband from the
obligation OF paying alimony. The
law. with few exceptions. has been
remarkably polite to the lady
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

During the moving and house clean
ing season the average householder
needs the patience of Job combined
with the digestion OF an anaconda and
the muscular development of q San
dow.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
BYRON WILLIAMS.
Stokes Jackson Passes Away.

Greenfield. lnd.-Stokes Jackson,
sergeant-at-arms of the house of rep
resentatives of the United States and
former Democratic state chairman,
died at his home here Saturday. He
had been i'll for several weeks.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
The VILLAGE Cut-un.

Charley Billingsby always has
something funny to say, no matter
what happens"
II know it. He's awful comical."
II often wonder how he thinks Of
the humorous thoughts he has. He's
Just perfectly killing. / never heard
him call an umbrella anything but 4
bumbershoot"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

While the world stands aghast at
the terrific battle for life in great
u'sasters the news comes from Phil
"oeiphia OF girls suicide because
sic dlsliked her social duties. 1t IL 4
queer world.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

According to official figures. a baby
is born in New York every three min
utea. As q sucker Is said to be
born every minute, it is apparent that
New York is not living up to its pos
siblites
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
Meyer Has Typhoid Fever.

Washington.-Secr Meyer, who
left Washington week ago for his
home at Hamilton. Mass, nas devel-
oped typhoid fever. When the secre-
farv left IT was said he was suffering
from stomach trouble.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

new Zealand is about to abandon
WOODEN telegraph poles for those
uaoe OF concrete. PERHAPS the DAY
IS al hand when a telegraph pole
Nm We invented that will add to the
af'ractlveness Of the landscape
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
Had Them.

DO you keep motoring accesso-
RESP" asked the man entering the de-
partment store
"Oh. yes" replied the noorwalker.
with a bow, I'VE keep arnica and
witch hazel. Drug department, second
aisle to the left, pleased"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

Los Angeles Charging that the de-
PENDANT tried to hypnotize state wit.
nesses, District ATTORNEY Fredericks
temporarily Interrupted the trial of
Clarence S. barrow tot alleged jury
bribery on Saturday.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
Long Service.

You say you were in one place for
ten years. Why did you leave?"
II was pardoned by the gov'nor,
mum. Judge.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

Many doting father has paid hun
dreds OF dollars to learn that his
daughter couldn't sing.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02
WILLING to Dye.

Ella-Are you afraid to die?
Stella-Not II | feel that the color
Is becoming to me-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

Garfield Tea, tho Natural Laxative is made
entirely Of carefully selected pure herbs
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1912-08-02

One way to avoid spending money
foOlishly Is to not have any.