Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-16
sIans d sprInp--ths pssk.a. Doe.

fae@tN =
signs Of sprlns--the Peek.a-Boo
. o q
NOW WILL YOU be good. OrozcOY
Q q o
WE ARE ALL as God made us, only
considerably worse
q y q
BETTER A WOMAN with rosy
cheeks than a man with rosy nose.
o . O
COLD TREATMENT often kindles
"a flame OF resentment.
q q q
NO, IT rs not known as the Com
mlttoe Of Thirty Cents.
AN OPTOA.sT Is man who
knows the worst Is yet to come.
. O O
THERE is a noise thar sounds like
first class trouble IN the Land Of Ma
rama.
o . q
WILLIE HEARST has invaded Chi
cago With two big six guns and a
biudgeOn
q g o
MR. GARCIA has introduced a OIL
relating TO ish ponds Here 81 one leg
islator who knows the fuil meaning OF
Spring
o . o
THERE IS NOTHING more disap-
pointing To a woman who wants TO
tell a secret than the discovery that
the other woman IS already next to a.
9 u q
RELATIONS In Mexico are strain
ed. II YOU have any relations down
there, they are more likely TO be
sprained.
IF WOMAN. as alleged. is only
mans rib. we rise to state that she IL
sure some rib. and don't you forget
= o .
NOW COMES the baseball writer
seeking to coin moro words which no
Intelligent educated person could hope
70 master without q pocket theaauras.
q q .
THE REPUBLICANS kicked up
more OF less Of g row IN Mlehigqn
but Il was q ladies' sewing party com.
pared 70 what the democrats arc do
ing III Ahlcdbo,
. o o
BARON BURG'S Interpreters might
interpret the feelings OF the consu-
tds hts of those legislators who have
been virtually kicked ont OF their
seats BY the Committee Of Thirty.
q O .
WITH FEDERAL Appointments all
vacated by statehood and no sign OF
salaries for county officers, Il Is evil
IDENTIFY the open season on office hold
ers in New Mexico.
q 9 o
MEANWHILE HOBSON is prObably
executing a war dance and figuring
out how Intervention In Mexico will
result in the annexation Of California
by the willy Jap.
q o q
WE SHALL NOT attempt to explaiA
the statement made by competent
scientific authority that mans hair
turns gray five years earlier than
woman's.
q O o
). MARTIN. M r., says Kipllng Is
guilty Of ''sedition." Anyone who has
read much OF his work knows that
Kip. Is guilty Of much worse things
than that
. q q
HERE'S A GOOD Joke; Some one went
and told the sexton and be went and
informed the liberty bell We know
u Is good one because the fellow
who told 7 10 Us yesterday laughed
IKE an idiot.
q o Q
WILLIAM HOWARD Taft has pass
ed out the word with the bark on "a
TO Mexico. As the engineer Hoberlein
grlmly expressed Il, We will now see
exactly how much Il means TO be an
American citizen in Mexico.
. q o
THE EDITOR OF the Springer
siockman was given a birthday sur.
prise the ether day; the guests all
bringing something good to eat Yer
Wy Providence does look after one OF
the perfesh once IN a long time
o o ~
THE YOUNG LADIES Sewing
Club OF Fort Sumner, an took a horse
back ride The other day; using the
common or Ognery cow pony indigcu-
GUS TO that region We imagine there
wasn't much knitting done on the
trip.
@ q q
EVIDENTLY CATS. and not houn'
dawRs arc the goat down az lakewood,
whence comes this appalling talo M
The Lakewood Progress: Those fel-
lows who raised 20 much sand about
q dead cat In the streets of Roswell
ought 10 come 10 LAKEWOOD Not lOng
ago We saw six dead cats in a plIa
just twonty one steps from lno ain
ing room door OF q residence. And
yet some people kick IL We say a
word about these things.
UsE ALIENS TOor-EAsE.