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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09
\ Cotton Girl.

ten-year-old girl. Jewall vvuka.
son. Of Oklahoma, made one ~ M
pest reports among the seven thou-
sand and forty-one boys and rirla Ii
the clubs that raised cotton last year
under the direction OF the United
States government cooperative de-
inonstration department.. The little
Girl grew what would be an Average
.of one thousand tlKe hundred and.
Ninety poHnds W the acre She res
cets'ed handsomely designed diploma
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09

Mr.. Whttets the telephone question to pre-
duplicate service to all the phones in Richmond
connected with long distance wires and have all the
telephone wires in the business district buried underground
The result better and economical service
citizens.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09

The of Richmond asked read these editorials
which voluntary expressions of approval of Mr. Whtet
platform.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09

The traction and telephone ordinances the only two
his IA in the Board of Aldermen that have been
criticised; hence the above statement.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09
IRVINGTON

fSpecial to the Richmond Virginian.)
IRVINGTON. VA, Sept s,--ReV.
Charles A. Hall has returned from
his annual vacation and will take I'D
hfs regular work at White Stone.
County Treasurer r. r. DunaWay
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09

The firm of Whittet Shepperson employ union work
and pay union wages.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09

Ar and Mrs Walter chriaslan 49,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-09

Miss Isabelle Carter and Miss Emma
Gray White are spending this month
at the Virginia Hot Springs.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Dear Old Santa Claus Is
King of TOytOWn
-(Strtb El0Or)

December is here! Now for Christmas shop
ping in earnest! Start at Toytown Tuesday, not
only because the children should be taken care of
first, but because there is really so much to see.
Bring the kiddies with you. They will be delight
ed with Santa Claus. He's the King of Toytown,
who rules with a smile. Then, there are coolies
of dolls and toys and games, and goodness knows
what not! Toyland is like F~airyland for the kid
dies land to grown-ups, too). Many novel and
interesting features: Luna Park, with all its
thrills, in full operation; steam and electric
trains making schedule time to and from Newark;
queer little folks climbing mountains in Switzer-
land-so much to see you can spend a day. A
greater portion of the sixth floor is literally packed
with things in which children delight. BAN
berger's is certainly the Santa Claus store of the
Metropolitan District.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
BUSINESS MAN
GIVES ADVICE
Joseph Pau Thinks That Many
Newarkers Should Follow
His Counsel.
FINE RESULTS GOTTEN BY HIM
New Tissue-Builder Is the Only
Thing Which Ever Gave
Him Relief.
FINE RESULTS GOTTEN BY HIM

The same success hat has attended
the Miller-Addison representative
and the new tissue-builder, Vim Ha-
patica. elsewhere, seems to have fol-
lowed them to Newark. He has been
here only a short time, yet the in
terest that has developed is surpris-
ing. His headquarters at the Menk
Pharmacy, 106 Market street, is
packed all day with people who have
come to talk with him. Among this
number vas Joseph Pfau, a retired
business man, of Union, N. j., who
said:
Il suffered from catarrh of the
head, throat and nose. I was also
troubled with stomach disorders. I
had headache, backache and was
and constipated. Mucus
dropped into my throat which kept
me hawking and splitting to get rid
of. After using two bottles of this
new tissue-builder, Vim Hepatica, 1
feel greatly benefited in every respect,
my catarrh and stomach troubles
seem to have vanished. / can heart
lily recommend the use of this re-
markable preparation"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02

1.75 Satin COtelIe, 9Sc-27
inches wide. Nell rose and black,
Copenhagen and black and
other desirable effects-S1.75
grade. yard. ......... .SSc
LOO BrOcaded Satin, Csc
New. all silk brocaded satins
of fine. rich quality, handsome
brocaded ENTHUSIASTICALLY 81,
special. yard. 6sc
200 Double Width Char
meuse, 1.39-Beautiful. soft.
clinRing material, in all shades
white. cream and black
worth $500, special. ......1 .30
1925 Black Satin M~essaline,
79c-One of the best values
we've ever offered. Grow black
rich luster-strong and dura-
ble-used for waists, skirts and
dresses - good s1.25 value.
yafd ...... 49,. 1Dc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Joys IN
PROvERB CONTEST
Evening Star Prizes Beckon as
Rich Goal of Pleasing
Task.

TITS a long lane that has no turA-
ing" and it is a dreary task that
hasn't its reward. The Evening
Stars proverb contest, however, is
by no means a tedious proposition;
1t is voted to be a great gloom chaser
by all those who have entered it,
and so while the prospect of winning
$500 is uppermost in the minds of all
contestants and the day of the an
nouncement of prize-winners a red
letter day held in anticipation by all.
yet no one is impatient for the last
picture to appear and the contest to
end, for, as a reader writes, "the
contest is most entertaining; l don't
know what will replace the competi-
ton in our family after it is ended,
unless the Evening Star starts an
other contest"
If you have not Joined the merry
throng of "puzzlers," don't fail to do
so on account of the regret you think
will be yours when the contest ends
and your leisure time seems fiat and
dull after the exciting pleasure OF
uCClDIlCi iDS III PAOhdAC 0On L stay
out on this account. If you succeed
in winning a prize-and you still have
every chance of so doing-you will
have something to be genuinely joy
full about.
If you don't win a prize you will
have had the pleasure of trying, and
will have received experience that
will stand you in good stead in any
subsequent contest.
December is here and in but a few
short days hence Christmas Day
will dawn, bringing with 1t all the
pleasures and pastimes of the
season. The contest will close
on December 20. just three days
after Christmas, and as 1t is al
ways a difficult problem TO know how
to amuse ones Christmas guests it il
suggested that all contestants ar
range a Christmas Proverb party, and
invite all friends who are Interested
in the competition. In this way an
opportunity will be made for a final
review of the pictures; all the puzzle
illustrations may be reviewed and the
answers decided upon re-constdered
and everything done to insure a cor
rect version of the proverb.
The twenty-eighth picture appears
TO-DAY in the Evening Star; the con-
test is proceeding rapidly and the
day for the announcement of the win
ners is not far away. There is still
time for anyone to enter the COM
petition with every opportunity for
success. All the proverb illustra-
tons which have appeared since the
beginning of the contest can be OBJ
tanned from this office and armed
with a Proverb Book the belated en-
trant for adage honors has an equal
chance with all those who started at
the. beginning for the prizes.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02

1.2S Two-tOned Satin Messa-
line, S9c-High satin finish and
of medium weight. 81 inches
wide-rich two-toned effects
good value at $1.25, special.
225 BOrdered MessaIine and
Taffeta, S9c-43 inches wide. A
stylish, new black silk with
beautiful ten-inch border in
Dresden and Persian effects
worth $2.25. special. 49,. Soc
zoe and 100 Fancy MessaIine,
53c-Chiffon finished MESA
lines, 10 to &c inches wide, satin
faced. Soft and durable. Value
7sc and $1.00, special......o3 c
100 Black Satin de Chine, soc
Rich satin faced silk, q
inches wide and firm in texture
chiffon finished-jet black
worth $1.00, special. sec
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
PAULIST FATHER breaches
AT ST. BRIDGET'S CHURCH

The Rev. Richard S. Cartwright, of
the Paulist Fathers, began a course
Of Advent sermons 1t st. Bridget's
Church, in Plane street, last night.
The initial service was well attended.
Father Cartwright took as his text,
81 Am the Way and the Truth and
the Life" John xiv, 6.
Previous to the sermon a musical
recital was given. Eugene Rahm
presided at the organ. assisted by
the church choir and Otto Heineman
and Edwin Schneider, v%iolinists.
The sermon course Will be continued
next Sunday, Sunday, December Is,
and Sunday, December %, when
Father Cartwright's themes will be re-
spectively: Christ, Our Saviour"
Christ, Our Consider" and Christ,
Dur Friend"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Skirts Tailored to Measure,
Materials Furnished, $40
(SecoHd Hoor-Market Street

For ten days only we viii make tailor-made skirts
TO order for s379 each. You can select $Lo0, $1.25 and
$3.50 materials. Skirts win be made according TO any
of the eight splendid models displayed in the dress goods
department. We guarantee every skirt to fit properly
and to please you to a nicely. Thls Is one of the most
remarkable skirt-to-order offers ever made by a depart
ment store. Come early. select the material and the
model Hundreds. Of women Will take advantage Of this
taken In dress goods department Second floor, Market
street,. Skirts to measure, materials furnished, only .379
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Between
Ourselves

"This is the cleanest store
was ever H." said a Scran-
ton dry-goods man Saturday.
"With all your Tremendous
crowds and rush of business
your aisles are immaculate.
How do you manage to keep
your big store so spick and
span?"
This is NOT THE FIRST
compliment that we have
heard on the tidiness and
neatness of our aisles or the
wholesomeness and cleanli-
ness of the greater store at
large.
The new store is A CLEAN
store, and it is going to re-
main such. We have a small
army of porters who do Moth
ing but pick up waste papers,
clean and polish.
The new B%amberger store
is a model in this respect
an example of good "house-
keeping" as it were.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Home Journal
Patterns

Women who make their own
clothes often have trouble be-
cause of the guesswork hat is
necessary in using most pat
terms. Such women find a lot of
comfort in The Ladies' Home
Journal patterns, which abso-
lutely eliminate guesswork.
Every pattern is made to fit ex-
actly, without waste of material,
and is guaranteed perfect. You
can get these carefully cut pat
terms at our pattern department,
first floor, near Washington
street entrance.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02

American Porcelain Set of 100
pieces, including soup tureen and
three meat dishes. 49,. 1903
American Porcelain Set of 100
pieces, including soup tureen and
three meat dishes ...... .13.4S
American Porcelain Set of 100
pieces. including soup tureen and
three meat dishes .14.OS
American Porcelain Set of 100
pieces, including sugar, dreamer
and three meat dishes. .15.26
German Porcelain Set of 100
pieces, including soup tureen and
three meat dishes 80. 1898
Austrian China Set of 100
pieces, including sugar & creamer
and two meat dishes. $500
I. & V. Limoges China Set of
100 pieces. including sugar, cream
er and two meat dishes at.s1.2l
German China Set of 100 pieces,
including sugar, dreamer and
three meat dishes. 49,. 2S.so
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Two Big Lots of
Cloakings
(Second Floor

Regular SO reversible cloak
ings on sale at $2.29 a yard Tues
day. Extra quality heavy chin
chillas, plaid back polo cloths,
maekinaw plaids and checks, 40
to So inches, SO values; the
yard .2.2S
CIOakings at S1.29-Reversible
all-wool cloakings in ten combi-
nation and novelty weaves; heavy
materials. "a to SIS inches wide;
regular 50 and $3.50 values, the
yard, only .................l.zo
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Outing FlanneIs

Fifteen cases of new, fresh
goods-just unpacked. Heavy
and firm weave, with soft,
heecy nap. Excellent range
of patterns and colors. Reg
ular 10c quality first floor,
Washington street, the
ward .7Nc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Christmas
Corsets
Second Floor

Have you ever thought of CIV
ing mother or sister a corset for
Christmas? Nothing could be
more practical. The Memo 1913
Special is made especially for
Christmas gifts. 1t is suitable
for the average figure. BUST Is
medium, the skirt long and fleX-
ible. Fine white coutil. Lastl-
kops hose supporters. Material
and making the same as in higher
priced corsets. Memo 1913 Spe-
oial for Christmas .........1.5O
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
MECHANICS BALL

The annual ball of Newark Lodge,
Theatrical Mechanical Association,
will be held tonight at Kruger Audi
torium. An elaborate affair has been
planned by the committee in charge.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Wash Novelties

Satin dotted silk and cotton
novelties. Superior quality.
Firmly woven. High lustre.
In a beautiful range of street
and evening shades. Regular
zoe quality first floor Wash
ington street,, the yard. .21c
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Whipcord Silks

Our regular ACC all-silk
whipcords for zoe a yard
Tuesday. All the staple
shades-just the silks for
waists, trimmings and chill
dren's dresses. Regular ACC
quality (second floor, Market
street,, the yard. .29c
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Newest Silks UnderpriCe
Second Hoor-Market Street.

The silks we offer in this sale are not only new and
stylish-they are dependable We r%ecommen them to
wear and to give entire satisfaction. The colorings are
suitable for evening, afternoon and street wear.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Last Minute
Specials

Good, seasonable merchan-
disc at lowered prices for
Tuesdays selling. If any
thing is listed below that you
need, buy it Tuesday under
price.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Aluminium Sauce Pans

Set of three aluminium
saucepans, of good sizes-we
have lust received another
shipment of them from our
European Office. Sell regu-
larly for LIS to LAS per set,
special price for Tuesday,
set LOO
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
3.75, 400 and 500
Umbrellas. 800

Lot includes only high-grade umbrellas
of either pure silk or silk gloria coverings
that will give excellent wear. 26 and 28-
inch frames. Simple, yet beautiful handles.
Pure silk cases. Reg. 1915, 81 and SIS UNI
brellas. in this sale. 800
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Linen Table Sets

Pure German linen hem
stitched table sets, Of very
close quality, in many pretty
patterns-8-4 size cloth and
one dozen napkins TO match
an excellent Christmas gift.
Regular 500 per set, Tues
day $50
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Black BrOadclOth

Rich, jet black imported
broadcloth, of splendid weight
for costumes or suits-54
inches wide-beautifully fin
ished goods; regularly worth
1.79 per yard, specially
priced for Tuesdays selling,
yard ......,.......... l.oo
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
ZOO, ESQ and 800
Umbrellas, l.20

Closely woven best American made
gloria coverings, with silky tape edge. Alb
s%olutely fast black and guaranteed water
proof. 26 and 28-inch frames. Plain and
sterling or rolled gold trimmed handles.
Pure silk cases. 81, $3.50, and $500. 1.29
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Practical instruction at Cooking School

-
Every woman DESTROYS of being a better cook should attend
the Bamberger Cooking .schoel LECTURES. Mrs Wheelocks talks
Tn9esRdaV: puff balls, Prince Of Wales cake Queen fritters and
pineapple pie. Cooking school hours: 1890 and 2:30. In the
basement.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Picture Books for Children

"BIly whiskers' by Francis Trego Montgomery
we are offering a special edition of this popular
Juvenile book for =. .. -. 25c
Pretty Picture BOOkB-"Boys in Clover Gerald
and Geraldine" Santa Claus on Snow Shoes etc;
published at 1925, our price. 49,. soc
Mother Goose COmplete-Many illustrations in
black and white in this popular children's book;
bound in red cloth, price. ............. . 4. 3Bc
Chatterbox-1911 complete edition; reg. .90c, at soc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Poets Ieatherette Bound

Poets, nicely bound in ALL
gator, leatherette. padded style,
each in a box-acceptable gift
books. List includes Longfel-
low, Browning, Whittier, Ten
nyson, Favorite Poems-many
others. Published to sell at 81;
at Bamberger's, the volume, see
ST. Elmo, Theatre-gOers' EdI-
tiOB-This popular book, nicely
bound in cloth, printed on good
paper; eight illustrations from
the play; published to sell at
soc; on sale at Bamberger's, the
.lOc
Alligator CIassics-About rs
titles; nicely bound in imita-
ton alligator leather, each
boxed 25c
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Boys and Girls Books, 25c

Motor Cycle Series, Bungalow Boys Series, Dreadnought
Boy Series, Boy Scout Series, Motor Ranger Series, Boy Aviator
Series, Motor Maid Series, Girl Aviator Series, Ellis Series,
Cooper Series, Ager and Henty Series, Pony Rider Boys Series,
High School Boys Series, High School Girls Series, Automobile
Girls Series, Motor Boat Club Series, West Point Series, Annap-
oils Series, Young Engineers, Tom Swift Seres-the volume, Csc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
e Bamberger Book Store Is Ready for Christ

literally crowded with good looks The s of my OoNv" can be @%ae here And ont forget BAN
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02

German China Set of 100 pieces,
including soup tureen n three
meat dishes. 5S.oS
Haviland & Co. China Set of 100
pieces. including soup tureen n
three meat dishes ...... .43'eo
Limoges China Set of 100 pieces;
including sugar. creamer ana
two meat dishes. .4S.So
Limoges China Set of 100 pieces,
including sugar and creamer n
two meat dishes, 1897
Elite Limoges China Set of 100
pieces, including sugar, creamer
and three meat dishes.
American Porcelain Set of
100 pieces. including soup tureen
and three meat dishes 2o.So
English Porcelain Set of 100
pieces, including sugar,
and three meat dishes. i7.oo
English Porcelain Set of 100
pieces, including soup tureen 4
three meat dishes $500. zo.VO
Chas. Field Haviland China Set
of 100 pieces, including sugar,
crea1..er and 3 meat dishes 34.SO
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Umbrellas, 500

Most of the umbrellas in this lot are the
very best grades. More than two hundred
STYLES of handles to select from. Fin quail
ity, serviceable silk coverings; strong
frames; mems and women's sizes. Regular
Sc to SIP values, special. VI
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
CFust EloorZMarbet Street,

We planned this umbrella sae with thought of Christmas For what gift cu
practical or acceptable than a good umbrella? From two of the best makers in Anne
also gunmetal ivory pmento. snakewood, mission and dozens OF Others styles. W mad
mounted or strong frames and the frames covered with American gloria silk gloria, I'll
tafeta silk Not only did we purchase the handles underpnce, but also the frame
we saved considerably IN the making. Therefore, we'arei in a position to offer the m
bre1a specaIse ever known in Newark. Purchase umbrellas for yourself am to give
Christina time. Initials engraved free. Umbrellas divided in three lots, as follows:
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
Newest Fiction

All the latest copyright ic-
tion can be obtained at Bamber-
gers. Here is a list of those
among the best sellers:
Streets of AscaIOn, by Robert
Chalmers, price lao
The MaisheI, by Mary Ship
man Andrews, price........I.35
Place of HOneymOOns, by Har-
old MacGrath, price. ........1.3O
A Romance OF Billy Goat Hill,
by Alice Hogan Rice. price 1.35
The Net, by Rex Beach .1.3O
Cease Firing. by Mary John
stone. price .I.4O
The Upas Tree, by Florence
Barclay. price ............I.OO
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02

If you are going to build a
home read this book. your
Home Beautiful" 1t contains
hundreds Of suggestions TO help
and guide you. at Bamberger's
for. The NOIume ID
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1912-01-17
Completely Submerged.

Completely Submerged.
A travelling man stopped to watch
. small colorsd boy. who stood on
one foot. inclined his woody head far
to one side. and pounded vigorously
on his skull with the palm Of his
right hand.
Hello. boy" grinned the drummer.
whose memory was carried back to
hiss own bpyhood days by the familiar
action. what are you dolngi'
Got waltah In nah sah." replied
the boy.
"Oh. no." laughed the drummer. II
know Just how that 10. Many . time
! have felt Just like that after being
In swimming"
"Swimmin' nuffin'." the boy ex-
claimed. "ah been eatin' watahmil-
yum"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1912-01-17

Restaurant and lunchroom walters
have a language all their own. The
other day a man stepped up TO the
counter OF . ''one arm" lunchroom ana
asked for q piece OF blackberry pie.
The waiter examined the stack OF tin
roof pies on the shelf.
Amt got no blackberry" he told
the customer.
Got any kind of berry pief"
Yes"
"Yes."
What kind?"
"Ras and buck" the waiter yelled.
and the man took a piece OF peach
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1912-01-17
Atsent-MIndsd Record.

Duluth is the home Of a woman who.
In the line of Observation-Disclosures. has
the whole world beaten to a finish.
She is absent-minded from the time
she wakes up until the moment she
goes to sleep.
Emily" . friend asked her on one
occasion. how old was your mother
when she diedf
Il don't know replied Emily sweet
ly. You know she died long before
was born."-Popular Magazine
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1912-01-17

Evidence Of Insanity.
Doctor | want you to come and ex-
anime my husband"
What seems to be the matter with
him."
Il am afraid he Is losing his mind.
Last night We were talking about the
necessity OF reducing our living ex-
penses and he said | would have TO
spend less money than I've been
spending for clothes and help In me
house"
There's nothing strange about such
a declaration"
Il know: but after he had made II
he said Get that imebedded In your
beam
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1912-01-17

Tommy. noticed you in the front
row at the musical comedy last night.
How did you like the show?"
BEST thing I ever seen. The drum
mer in the orchestry made twenty
seven different kinds O. noises with
his instruments. | counted emf
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1912-01-17
Artist With Horse Sense.

Friend-what on earth are you do
ing to that picture?
Great Artist am rubbing a piece
Of raw meat over this rabbit in the
foreground Mrs. De Shoddle will be
here this afternoon. and when she
sees her pet dog smell of that rabbit
she'll buy 1t.