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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
FOOTBALL SEASON
DRAWS NEAR

With twenty FIVE and thirty men out
for practice every evening prospects
for fast football squad took bright
school this fall, and from the interest
now being taken it looks possible for
Hammond to round UP a championship
team
Although there Will be but few old
stars on the high school lineup this
year, there is plenty of good material
in the two squads who promise to de-
velope into stars before the close of
the season. Preparations are being
made TO play their f1rst game Sept IS.
and If arrangements can be made the
game Will probably be played with
Gary. The schedule has not been com
pleted.
Whether Hammond will be repre-
scented by a city team this year is at
present there is some talk OF a mum
Der of college stars forming a team
and if the project goes through il Is
likely that they viii be able to secure
fast team. as there is plenty Of good
material to choose from
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

Mr.. and Mrs Pete Doudeau and son
and Miss Grace Davis of shelby Ind.
and MT and Mrs. Ed Dewitt OF Hickory
street were entertained at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Fuller in Burnham,
III. last evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard o. Winckler
are entertaining Mr.. W. B. Hage and
daughter, Ruth OF san Diego. cal. at
their home in Mason street. Mr.. Hage
is Mrs. Wincklers brother
Mr.. and Mrs r. 6. Condwe and Mr.
and Mrs. F. d. Rooms VIII leave tomor-
row in Mr.. Condos machine for two
weeks fishing trip in Michigan.
Miss Margaret Blake has returned
to Hammond after spending the sum
mer in Europe
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Newell and Mr.
and Mrs. Frank Hitchcock Of south
Holman street have returned from
Spencerville. O. where they were call
ed BY the serious Illness and death OF
Mrs. Martha Hover. the mother Of Mrs.
Newell and Mrs. Hitchcock
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
BUILDING
COMMITTEE
DISAPPOINTED

The building committee Of the Saen-
erbun-Fldelia met yesterday after
noon to go over the bids that were sub
mitted for the proposed club house.
Even the lowest bid for the building
complete was considered to be too
high, and the committee. in making
examinations sufficient to bring the
first cost within its figure found that
the club house then would be imprac-
teal from self supporting viewpoint.
The committee, however. viii report
It's findings TO the board of directors at
a meeting next Wednesday evening, at
which time some decision is to be
reached as to the future course.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
PLAYS to Big House.

The Fortune Hunter" played to big
house at the Hammond theatre last
evening and the show pleased every
body who saw IT, 1t was a hrst-class
production and its excellent reputation
in Chicago resulted in its receiving a
large patronage here.
The burlesque show on Saturday was
a good show Of its kind. Manager
Hankinson kept out as much Of the
smut as possible. and there was moth
ing very offensive about it. AS usual
It pays well and there was a good
crowd
Marks Bors.' musical comedy begins
an engagement at the Orpheum the
atre during the early part of the week
This company has been playing in the
outlaying Chicago theatres and is said
to be good.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

distance runners that took part, Mar
TIM did exceptionally well In taking
third honors and receive considerable
credit IN the Chicago sporting columns.
His time was / hour. 46 minutes and i3
seconds. Next Sunday he viii enter
the 5-mle race at the Hull House, Chi
Gag
Tomorrow evening at Gil state Line
street the members OF the L a. A A.
OF Hammond will hold a regular meet
ing and all members are earnestly re-
quested to be present
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
Hammond Bows on Visit.

William and Dan Coliard, brothers,
who formerly were Hammond boys.
returned today TO visit friends after
having spent years in the navy VIII
liam was in the navy eight years and
a half and his younger brother four
years. They spent most Of their time
on the armored cruiser South Dakota.
and both have good records to show.
In the meantime their parents have
moved TO Chicago. where they viii
probably make their future homes
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

corner Of Fayette and Calumet avenue
while a wagon had struck a boy While
standing there some one picked his
watch and he did not miss his loss until
some time later. The following de-
scription was given. Bum Special,
III, q jewel number Of works 202os15
gold filled case. open face. value SIS.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
HAMMOND MAN GETS
THIRD PLACE

William Martini. a member of the
newly organized Irish American
Athletic association. won distinction for
himself and Hammond last Saturday
afternoon. when he came in third in the
15-mile race at the Riverview motor
drome. Considering the fact pace that
was set and some of the notable long
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
Increase at Parish Schools

The past week has brought In a
slight increase IN the parochial schools
in Hammond. In the neighborhood of
415 are enrolled in St Josephs Cath
Ole school. while the St Paul's Iuth-
cram school has about reached the 200
mark. All Saints Catholic school has
also passed the 400 mark. and more
are expected in this week
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
Start New Action.

The Hammond Lumber Company. the
United Boiler Heating Company and
Hobo NJ. Godfrey have started an ac-
ton against the city OF Hammond 70
restrain It from constructing a sewer
on Wilcox street in the vicinity Of their
property. Suit was started By /. "
Cravens
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
JUDGE KOPELKE
AT GARY Y. M. G. A

Judge Johannes Kopelke OF the Lake
superior court came up from Crown
Point yesterday to Gary accompanied
by Sam Woods of Lottaville.
The two went to the y. NJ. c. a.
where the judge addressed the young
men Of the Family Club at the Sunday
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
F. H. MOTT WINS
PRESIDENTS CUP
Some Good Golf Is Seen at
Hammond Country Club
Saturday.

In the fourth and last fight for the
presidents cup at the Hammond Coun-
try Club last Saturday afternoon Fred
II Mott was the victor and FOR the cup
as well his net score for the thirty six
holes being 2o5 +. 4. Parry and f. F.
johnson We're tied for second place
with a net card of 2o9 for the four
flights Johnston had IS handicap.
Mott and Parry ?. The totals arc as
follows.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

FOR A cHILD's LUNCH.


= .'rhc power of the child to grow, =
= mentally as well as physically, de- =
. ponds chiefly on his food Chill Q
= dren must have n relatively Iarg- =
. err proportion of proticd and fat =
= In the dietary than their elders. =
. The baby receives his from milk =
. and cereals, bat the elder child .
= needs, in addition to thcse, eggs, .
= meat and butter. Much of the =
= polar and stunted growth of some .
= children Is largely attributed to =
. the lncIS of these foods. Az cnrbo- =
q hydratse tsuggrs and starches) q
. furnish the cheapest form of food. =
. they are almost never found want =
= ing, and oftentimes are used 10 .
. excess. The chiid's craving for =
= sweets Is natural one, and should =
. be srntined, hut they should be =
= eaten at the close of the meal. .
. MILK, eggs and meat nre sources =
. for furnishing mineral matter, but .
9 the chief value of fruit and Nege- q
/ . tables lies in this food consttu- .
q emit. q
q "Never allow n child to 20 to =
. school without n proper break .
g fast, of which cereal, served with
. sugar and rich milk or cream, q
= should form a principal dish. DO .
= not forget that digestive processed
. go very quickly In chtldhoid.
. which makes the school luncheon q
q Important. =
9 In these days of thcrmON bottles
| = many children are provided with =
. hot soup, cocoa or milk. What q
= ever else goes with the luncheon
q basket. sandwiches must hold first a
= place. Cold, thInIy sliced meat or Z
q chopped meat may be put between q
9 thin slices of bUttered bread. Most Z
= children enjoy hnrd-bOiIed eggs, 4
| = and smnII glass jars with skeIIed Z
/ . nuts and raisinS offer n change Z
/ . Fresh fruit should be provided, Z
| . and sweet chocolate by way of Z
. yarfety."--Woman's Home Com 4
= paniOn.
= &c 0 . = . e = . = . . = . = . I
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
Loses His Watch.

George Donot. fireman. employed
on the c. & O. railroad reported the
loss OF $45 watch and chain to the
police this morning. Donot stated that
while on his way to work about $50
yesterday afternoon he stopped at the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
BULL MOOSERS
ARE FOURTH

Indianapolis Ind, Sept 16.-The
state board Of election commissioners
at meeting held in Governor Mar
shans dice Saturday. allotted the pro-
gressives fourth place on the state
ballot, giving third place on the pro-
lhibitionists This is expected to evoke
vail on the part Of the moose men.
Under the order arranged by the board
the ticket will read: Democrats. repub-
licans prohibftionists. progressives. So
cialist and socialist labor.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16
! lodge Assemblies

A very enjoyable meeting or Doreas
Rebeckah Lodge was held last Satur-
day evening In I. o. Q. +. Hall in East
State street. 1t was the evening for the
regular weekly meeting and the usual
business and social program was fol-
lowed. Refreshments were served dur
ing the social hour There were many
members at the meeting to enjoy the
evenings program. The next regular
meeting will be held Saturday, Septem-
Der 21st and a large attendance of the
membership is desired on the even
ing of September 2sth there will be
class initiation
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

In the sweepstakes three divisions
the 50. so and 10 brought in the fol-
lowing results.
Class A.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

Tomorrow evening there Will be a
meeting of the members of Progressive
Court No. 166 Tribe of Ben IIur in the
*. Of p. Hall IN South Holman street
It will be the regular semi monthly
meeting and a business and social pro-
gram viii be followed. Refreshments
will be served during the social hour
large attendance is desired at the
meeting.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

THE TIMES ALWAYS HAS FOUGHT
FOR cHE INTERESTS OF THE Cong
MON PEOPLE-FOR THE MAN WHO
WORKS FOB A LIVING
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

TIMES WANT ADS ARE ron
sERVICE-To YOU
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

At the meeting of Germania Re
beckah Lodge Tuesday evening the
usual business and social program viii
be followed. The meeting will be held
In ]. Q. @. F. Hall in East State street.
A large attendance Of the membership
Is desired.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

morning breakfast. Judge kopelk'
was well received.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

WHY ARE YOU NOT A TIMES
READER7
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-16

ARE you READING The TIMEsr
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21
TILLMAN WOULDN'T SAY 1T
HE COULDN'T SAY MI

There Is cold comfort for Governor
Blease and his friends in the state
ment from Senator Tillman published
yesterday, cold comfort indeed. Mr..
Tillman's opinion of Judge Jones is a
matter of record 81 believe he would
make good governor" he said, "for
he is eminently qualified" He gives
his belief and the basis for it. Will he
say as much for Governor Blease? He
will not. Urged to do so by the gov
ernor's friends, "bombarded" by them
with kilograms and letters" to quote
his own words, what is his response :?
A column statement in which he point
edly omits to say one word in the
slightest degree commendatory of Gov
ernor Blease and his administration
but instead expresses his deep mortifi-
cation for South Carolina that instead
of our candidates discussing great pub
lie questions and teaching the people,
the meetings have been little else than
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21

vulgar quarrelling matches, in which
blackguardism, vulgarity, obscenity
and abuse, almost without limit. and
all manner of filthy speeches have
been allowed to predominant" The
description Of the tenor of the cam
paign meetings is true one, vigorous
ly put, yet not overdrawn. But who is
responsible? Not Judge Jones. certain
ly. Has Judge Jones at any time been
guilty of vulgarity? Has he ever been
obscene? Has he uttered one filthy SEN
tence, to say nothing Of filthy
speech? Senator Tillman knows that
he has not. What says the Senator? {?
He would make good governor, for
he is eminently qualified" VIII Sem
ator Tillman say that about Governor
Blease after Blease's record of the
last two years and after his speeches
and writings during the present cam
paign? No. He has not done so. He
cannot do so. 1t is not true.-News &
Courier.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21
RrIdaa "a I.nt

On Tuesday, August 10th, 1912, at IL
o'clock, q. M, contract will be let for
rebuilding Musgrove Bridge on Enoree
River between the counties of Lau-
rens and Spartanbufg. Bids will be
accompanied by certified check OF
$25.00 as guarantee that bidder will, II
awarded contract, execute written con-
tract and bond within ten daye after
award. The right is reserved to reject
any or all bids.N
Letting to be at the site.
H. b. HUMBERT,
Supervisor.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21
SUSPENDED OLD SOLDIER,
Inmate of Old Soldiers Home Wins
Enmity of Chairman of Board, APP
pOintee OF Gov. Blease.

Enmity OF Chairman of Board, APP
pOintee OF Gov. Blease.
Columbia, S. c., Aug. S.-Samuel f,
Massey, who, short time ago sent a
communication to The State referring to
an incident at the Confederate Home in
which he stated that II W. Richardson
had forbidden tie use of his name in
tho columns of newspaper, has been
suspended for 80 days. The charges
preferred against Mr.. Massey are in
subordiuation, bt;ach o. III IS, drunk
enness and insulting member of
the hoa"d nf CCm!G' .s!nnerc. Mr..
Massey SAYS tnat he wsa no; cited to
aEpcar before any mcn,ber of the
board and tlat onls two members of
the Eoard were present, Mr. Richard
son and Dr. F. w. p. Butler.
He received the following communi-
cation:
Columbia, S. c., August z, 1912.
81. p. Caldwell, Superintendent Con-
federate Infirmary
Sir: You are hereby ordered to
suspend Samuel f. Massey, an inmate
of the Confederate Infirmary for 80
days, Charges: INSTRUMENTATION, breach
of rules, drunkenness and insulting a
member of the board Of commission
ers.
Signed II. w. Richardson,
Chairman and Treasurer"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21
Sam. j. Nichols.
(From Spartanburg Herald.)
parody on Casey Jones."O

J
Come all you fellows that want to
laugh,
For here is story by distograph.
Same j. Nichols was a lawyers name.
In the Finch Hotel he won his fame
Mr.. Porter called Nichols up over
the phone,
Said. aid, Com, Come to the Finch, and to
want a pardon for that Johnson
man,
Who cracked a safe and was put in
the Penn"
Oh, Sam j. Nichols mounted up the
stairway,
Sam j. Nichols, petition in his
hand;
Oh, Sam ]. Nichols mounted up the
stairway,
Thirty thousand dollars was his de-
mand.
Then he took drink, tho't he'd have
some fun,
But the old dictagraph began to
Mr.. S. N. Porter began to kick at the
But Mr.. Nichols thought it very
nice.
Oh, Mr.. Porter you need not stare,
For Blease and Sims must have
their share;
We are all together, and in the same
boat,
But I'm the man that's making it
float.
Oh, Sam ]. Nichols tho't he was a.
scheming,
Sam j. Nichols, Porter's friend in
deed;
Sam ]. Nichols was only dreaming.
He was talking to Detective E. s.
Reed.
Said Porter to Nichols, That's en-
tirely too much,
Thirty thousand dollars, I'll do no
such:
Altho said party to fortune is an
heir,
I'm not as sy as that to scare"
Said Nichols porter, "Just give me
a chance,
For I'm the man that makes Blease
dance.
Mr.. Sims ten thousand, and Blease
the same,
Now can't you see I'm playing a
great game?"
On, Sam j. Nichols said Blease
would be elected,
Sam j. Nichols, for the next two
years;
Oh. Sam j. Nichols, said Bleased go
to the senate,
And that he'd be governor. he had
no fear
At last he came down to fifteen thou
sand bones,
Said this would help Mr. Blease de-
And on this price they finally agreed,
Mr. Nichols not knowing that Por-
ter was Reed.
He nearly got the pardon thru all
o. k,
But soon found out that to his dis
may
Mr.. Porter was not the man he had
Then he said to himself, We'll, I'm
caught"
oh, Sam j. Nichols, went to Colum-
bia,
Sam ]. Nichols, on the witness
stand
oh, Sam j. Nichols made this grave
statement:
az was drunk on liquor of a nice
Scotch brand"
Mr.. T. B. Fielder, an Atlanta attorney
Was the man that gave Reed the
pardon money;
For he knew Blease and Nichols
could not laugh
When they heard this story thru the
dictagraph.
Now Mr.. Nichols, as he's in a hole
Goes around speaking for his old
friend Cole;
When ne comes to our town with his
walls and means
He'll find most OF us here for Ira
b. Jones.
Oh, Sam j. Nichols keeps running
around.
Sam S. Nichols, OF his time takes
half;
Oh, Sam j. Nichols has run aground
For he has been recorded by thu
dictagraph.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21

The odor OF stale perspiration about
the body can be gotten rid OF by using
little of DATaBY'S pRoPHYLACTIC
FLUID In the bath tub. 1t purifes the
skin thoroughly and lends refreshing
influence to the bath Price, large
bottle 80 cents. Sold by Laurens Drug
Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21
Soldiers Home, August 7, 1912.

Soldiers Home, August Z, 1912.
ITO Samuel F. Massey In obe-
dience to the above order you are
hereby suspended from the Confed-
crate Infirmary for the space of 80
days.
Signed j. p. Caldwell,
Commandant"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21

A vast amount OF III health is due to
impaired digestion. When the stom-
ach falls to perform It's functions prop
erly the whole system becomes de-
ranged. A few doses OF Chamberlain's
Tablets is all you need. They will
strengthen your digestion, invigorate
your liver, and regulate your bowels,
entirely doing away with that fnlsera-
Bile feeling due to faulty digestion. Try
It. Many others have been permanent.
ly Cured-why not yo0i For sale by
all dealers. ~
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21
Massey's Record as Veteran.

Mr.. Massey was a member of Co.
A. Second battalion, cavalry, under
Capt. Jas. p. Adams of this county
He was afterwards in Co. H., Fourth
South Carolina cavalry, commanded
by Col Rutledge, and was under
Capt. j. c. Foster. He was wounded
at Trevillion station hut went through
the battle anyhow. He is from Ian
caster county,-The State.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-08-21
When the Trouble Began.

The trouble ending in the suspension
of Massey had it's beginning when
Major Richardson, chairman of the
board of commissioners and salaried
officer, appointee of Gov Blease, told
Edward j. Jones, a Confederate vet
eran, but not an inmate of the Sol
diers' home, that he could not hold
his job as hospital steward at the
home, if he did not bestir himself
in behalf of Blease Massey heard
of the threat, and understood that it
applied to all employees whether in
mates of the home or not, and so re-
ported it. Later, Maj Richardson,
in talk at the home, denied that he
referred to all employees.
Mr. Massey was not then allowed
hearing, and made statement in
the newspapers. He did not regard
Maj. Richardson's admonition not to
use his name, and his suspension is the
final result
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1912-10-12
A Voice In tho NIGHT.

business had detained the master of
the house. Strictly speaking, il VAS )
o'clock in the morning rs he softly
crept up the stairs, ana everything was
calm and peaceful
Carefully and noiSclcs~ly he opened
the door of his bedroom and crossed
the threshold with the grace of an
Indian OH the trail
Unfortunately. however, the family
cat was enjoying well earned rest
on the rug by the bedside. and the
master of the household elected. under
a misrepresentation to deposit the
weight of his foot upon the feline's
caudal appendage.
Naturally. the feline uttered :; Shrill
and nosome complaint. piercing sounds
that awakened the mistress of the
house. This good lady sat up in bed.
perturbed. but not ut Il loss.
."Frederick" she murmured. don't
You think it's Il tribe late to he sing
ing: The nciGhbors might complain,
YOU know
Then Frederick uimbly elected the
musical mouser and deftly slid between
the sheets
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1912-10-12
q Pack Of Sheer Nonsense
He Stayed In.

senator Bacon al Georgia passed a
constituent y-afound the capitol for
awhile and(thcnA having some work to
do On the floor conducted his visitor
Ia the senate gallery. After an hour
or So the visitor approached Y gallery
doorkccper and said:
MY name is Swate. | am 4 friend
of Senator Bacon. He brought me
here. ana want to 90 out and look
around n bit. | thought that | would
tell you so can get back in
That's all right" said the doorkeep-
en- but | may not he here when you
return. In order to prevent any mis-
take | will give YOU the password so
you can get your seat again"
Whats the world Mr.. Swate
asked.
"ldiosyncrasy.
What"
"ldiosyncraSy.
II guess III stay in" said Swate. r
Washington star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1912-10-12
According to Style.

During the Spansh-Americau war
the navy department. by way of Il
graceful compliment 10 the great uni
versitieS, renamed two converted cruis-
ers Hairy ard and Yale. Not long after
Commodore Dewey was asked what
lew names should hc conferred upon
two little Spanish gunboats that had
been captured in Philippine waters.
oh" said the commodore, ''we'll Just
call one the Massachusetts institute of
Technology and the other the Pennsyl-
,yania College of Physicians and sur
geons. = Chicago News.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1912-10-12

George W. Lee, the rowing couch.
who prepared the representatives OF
Grand l,apids fMich.) Roat and Canoe
club, which Won seven races in five
days % the trlreEatta at Peoria. H., Is
entitled to a place in the hall OF fame.
IL the rowing authorities ever organize
such an institution, Lee put the Grand
Rapids club on the map. So to SPEAK
lie accomplished more in the two
months in which he coached the row
iu2 men than was ever credited TO one
man in rowing.
Before Lee began the arduous task
Of turning out men tit TO row against
the best amateurs in the world he was
in charge OF lot or men who had
never accomplished anything in the
rowing line. lie was in the midst OF a
lot OF young men who had never been
used 10 being Kept in line" and be-
cause of this Lee had To overcome
ngany breaks in rules OF discipline that
he framed when the club engaged him.
But his knowledge or the game and
perseverance enabled him TO send to
the races men who won eight firsts.
three sr4olldS ana one third. The club
MOI sight cups, six plaques, one ban
ner and sixteen medals.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1912-10-12
The Fliqht of Time.

one must be Il genius TO he a sue.
'esstul barber. one is reminded OF the
-,onsoral artist who. operated in the
Talne village for fifty years ana never
made mistake. In his early days 4
handsome boy got in his chair.
shave, sirE' asked the barber.
You Halter me. No: | can only use
Il hair cut"
Tears passed. In fact, thirty years
ulu lhe same man came to the same
barber.
hair cut, sir!' asked the barber.
you Halter me"' sighed the man.
NO; only shayc.'-Cleveland Plain
Dealer