The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-27
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lsOOkS as II you may have to throw
a few more crumbs out for the little
sparrows.
| WE notice in our social columns that
| one lodge has had the good sense to
reduce the price of tickets to a social
to IL cents. This ought TO be a relief
to the business man who has to shell
| out 5o-cent pieces and dollar bills for
| tickets to various frivolous dances and
card parties which they never at
tend.
NEWS has been sent broadcast that
Gary may have dry" Sunday. Think
| that this will bring back our missing
Hennery Coldbottle in no time, for he'll
| move heaven and earth TO keep the lid
tilted.
THE way Brer Willy Hearst is
Knocking all of the rest Of the presi-
Dental candidates and the way he is
praising leads 70 the conclusion that he
is out for another trimming
UMBRELLAS handy on a wet day are
usually sold in dry goods stores while
liquids handy on dry day are usually
sold in wet pariods.
ONE reason of the high cost of living
these days is that our grandmothers
were content to wear a shawl year in
and year out. while midday OF today
| must have a new outfit four times a
year. 1t will be a fine day when shawls
return to fashion.
DYER farmers are getting so fasti-
dious that they are demanding individ-
| ual drinking buckets for their horses
| when they lead them to Hammond
watering troughs
| Dog Face" has been deported to
New York. Well surely hear of him
If he runs into some good Irish cop.
Society News of the Week.
NJ n. Castleman, member of parlia-
! ment for the Black Oak district, will
| be the guest of friends at court In
4 Hammond next week.
Michael Yoconovitch has gone to New
York to spend the rest of the winter.
While at the Waldorf-Astoria he ex-
poets to drop his name of Deg Face. -
Alderman Antony Bs1ukus will not re-
turn for the rest of the winter social
season
Crown Point continues to be the mec-
ca OF many Gary Waiting, Hammond
and East Chicago tourists. Thomas
Grant, landlord OF one of the most ex-
elusive hostelries. reports has place as
being well occupied.
AS yet MISS GdDy DeSlyS mas not
sent to the local hoii pelloi any an
Inouncement of her recent wedding.
ARE you still writing 1t 1911?
| A CHICAGO man transformed an old
car into a household. Before the winter
is over Hy Ball expects to transform
one of our local cars Into refrigerator
for use during the summer months. He
notes its cold retaining properties.
WHY mayors go broke: Tickets to
balls. paying off lawyers. chipping in te
buy tickets TO New York, etc.
day That means the inevitable cod
fish balls on the table tonight.
A MAN in Kansas received $4,000
volts in his body and lived. But thinl
what it will cost the poor light com
pany.
| OUR idea of wasting the good par
Il of a nickel: To go to a theatre ant
: have wild west pictures and a gym
nastic act handed out to you.
THIRD floor rear: Your information
that they don't keep spoons IN the su
gar bowl in patch" restaurants is n
interesting discovery. You'll find tina
thee same things even where they us
( table cloths and real silverware.
!. SENATOR BORAH says that stee
e workers work in hell holes" In Gar,
II a hellova lot of them have fallen int
good holes which they like very vel
for instance, those who don't get les
| than S19.906.26, nor more than $33,150.
may buy rs shares of common ever
{ year. Now how can this be hell?