The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1912-01-26

this, that or the other, till after the
first of the. month? That's something
your wife never could and never will
understand.
When the baby gets about so old,
every time you hear noise, no mat
ter where 1t is, you jump because you
think he's trying to walk and has had
another bump.
ATcAiSoN GLOBE SIGHTS.
Only few artists paint Indians
ugly enough to be lifelike.
Only few women ever love any
man so much they won't argue with
him.
Very few farmers wear the kind OF
whiskers cartoonists think they
they should
While the mule may kick a good
deal, that isn't what makes it bring a
high price.
A man has this advantage over
lodge; most of his good resolutions
aren't published.
Sometimes one encounters an Oldest
inhabitant who has more imagination
than memory.
An earring is just as savage an or
nament as "A nose ring, altho trifle
more convenient.
No man with a sinecure should
bother his busy neighbor who is en-
gagged in holding job.
Except on the stage, very few de
tectives go about armed with a suit
case full of false whiskers.
Women don't amount TO much as
fighters, bur when they begin to cry
for the ballot, they'll get it.
Yes, we are improving as nation
The trial of Rev. Richeson is to be
conducted without spectators.
It looks like Banker MARCEL along
with the well known wave of that
name, are going out of fashion for a
time.
There isn't much news from Tripoli
ing the peace conferences to any great
extent.
Russia has grabbed a large chunk
of China. There seems no further
doubt that Russia is a glutton for
punishment and real estate.
There are times when il takes more
courage to oppose war than it does tc
enlist, but the recent controversy with
Russia wasn't one of them.
Russian denies that it is running a
butcher shop in Persia. 1t is possible
that Russia has a Powerful Enemy il
, the yellow newspaper correspondents
Persia might not have got off Will
an apology to Russia, if the British
lion hadn't been growing on the
other side when the bear stepped in
It must be considerable consolation
to Governor Hoch to recall that he re
leased that healthy, good tempered
boy" ]. E. MARCEL, from durance vile
There seems to be some disappoint
| ment because there is fine prospect
of settling our Russian difficultie!
, without fighting.
About the first thing the Christian
nations teach the heather is the su
periority of powder over bows and ar
! rows.
Although Col. Roosevelt has been W
k. for some time, his name continues
to be pronounced with many varia
| lions.
No doubt the mechanical piano
player is some dCuleNeIueuI, Dut ~
doesn't deaden daughters desire tC
take lessons.
For superlative sample OF scorn
a politicians private opinion Of the
voters judgment is entitled to some
consideration.
Mummies hang around for quite
awhile without helping much. And
some who haven't been embalmed act
much that way.
Col. Lillian Russell is about to make
her fourth matrimonial venture. And
just when people were thinking she
was old enough to know better.
Many college men get away from
their chums and do pretty well after
commencement.
Why doesn't Santa Claus use some
of those safety razors he is always
giving the men?
Some men show their enterprise by
making trouble enough for themselves
and the neighbors.