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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

Mrs. E. NJ Miller, spent Saturday in
Rio with Mrs. Robertsons sister, who
is i'll.
Miss Laura Moody left Saturday for
Rochester, Mimi, to visit Mrs. A. L.
Moody.
D. A. Hebel left Saturday for a two
weeks trip to points in Wisconsin.
Miss Eva Wsnsing went to Quincy
Saturday to spend a few days.
Mrs. B. A. Manning of Pacific Beach,
Cal, arrived In this city Saturday and
is the guest of her daughter, Mrs
Will Shaw.
Mrs. A. II. Woodwork, who has been
spending the summer at the home OF
her parents, MIR. and Mrs. G. c. Nc
Intyre, returned to her home in Chica-
go Saturday.
Mrs. Ella Hall and little Miss Paul
inc Graham and Master Robert Grab,
am went TO Peoria Tuesday for a few
days visit
George Boyles left Tuesday for Eddy
county, S. D., oattend to his harvest
ing.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
ALEDO

+. II. Osborne left Sunday for a few
days visit with his mother and broth
or in Des MONIES. iowa. lie will be
accompanied home by his daughter.
Miss Edna Helen, who has been spend
ing the past month with her grand
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Hoon, in Jewell,
Iowa, and relatives in Des Moines
Mr.. Bolton OF Alpha is visiting with
hi sons. Sidney and Ralph Bolton. in
this city
Mrs. W. L. Walsh Of Fremont. Kan
has come to make an extended visit
With Mr. and Mrs. Scott CaJeen.
Ira Nelson, son Of Circuit Clerk sam
uei \. Nelson. has accepted the posi-
;'on Of bookkeeper and assistant in the
Aledo bank.
The union meeting was held in the
CFautauqua tent in Monument park.
sunday instead of Central park as was
advertised There was a short song
.r.ice drriEg which Mr.. Nelson sang
The Ninety and Nine" by request.
Rev A. r. Moody gave the address
Of the evening This is the last of
the series Of union services.
Miss Phoebe McNillen of Ray. H.,
is visiting with the family Of Mr.. Yer,
trees
Mrs. J. s. Allen Of Keithsburg came
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
HAY FEVER ILLS
QUICKLY RELIEVED
With a Cleansing, Healing
AntiSeptiC Cream. Stops
Sneezing Instantly

Many people suppose there is no cure
for Hay Fever, and think, once one has
mad an attack, they must suffer every
summer from haying time until frost
comes. Some of the more fortunate
seek relief in cooler climate, but thou
sands suffer at home, and often make
their condition worse by using strong
snuffs, powders and sprays.
There is no need of your being G vic
tim Of this disease any longer, and you
don't have to run away to escape it
either. Just get fifty cent bottle of
Ely's Cream Balm, place little in the
nostrils, draw the pleasant, aromatic
fumes back into the head, and see how
quickly you will get relief.
1t opens up the air passages almost
instantly, stops the sneezing, running
at the nose and weeping. Furthermore,
1t doesn't simply give you temporary
relief, but it heals and strengthens the
sensitive membrane lining Of the note
and throat, and restores ii TO normal.
healthy condition, thus protecting you
against return of the trouble.
All druggists sell and recommend 1t.
Get bottle to-day. If you are not salts
/ fed after fair trial, your druCFist will
give you back every cent you paid for it.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

visiting at the home of Mr. and Mrs
Fred Wendt, and attending the sol
diers' reunion.
J. II. AbeTcrOmbie went to Rock
Island Tuesday to attend the funeral
of Judge Gest of that city.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. R. Lowry and
daughter, Miss Ethel and son, Curtis,
left Saturday for St Paul, Mimi, for
a short visit with Mr.. Lowry's sisters
who live there.
\. G. Bridgford and family are
spending a week at Elysium Lake,
MINI.
Mr.. and Mrs. w c. Harris of Mount
Vernon, Ill, are the guests of Mrs. S.
W Butcher in this city and friends
and relatives in the country. Mr.. Har-
ris was formerly a resident Of Mercer
county, having left here about "a years
ago.
Miss Nellie Thompson is home from
Rich Hill, Mo, where she had been
making a six weeks visit with her
sister, Mrs. Clark Griffin.
Mrs. c. A. Haas and daughter
Louise, were accompanied home from
I efthsburg Saturday by Mrs. Haas
mother, and sister Mrs. Hoyt and
Miss Arna Hoyt.
Miss Mayme Daniels left Monday
morning for her home in Peoria, hav-
ing been the guest of Mrs. Alex Macy
fol a few days.
James f. Icerrogle and Miss Ora
McCully both of Aledo were united In
marriage by Justice J. r. Spence al
/ his residence Aug. 10, 1912. Mr.. lcer-
Icgle is a farmer and has resided IN
this vicinity for some time. The hT1ae
/ is an adopted daughter OF Mr. and
Mrs. William McCully Of this CITY
Saturday a business deal was com
pleted. whereby E. f. Thompson
bought the third interest held by ). D
/ Bolton. in the Aledo Machine company
MT Thompson's son, r B. Thompson
will have charge of his fathers IN
terests in the company. The other
members Of the company are +. VI.
/ Miller and George Venable, and their
/ garage is located on East Fifth street
Miss Hattie Forsell and brother
Eu" dI u, = no nav" oFS4 'i7--5
home Of Mrs. Mason, returned 10 tnel
home in Altoona Tuesday.
Mrs Carlisle Carroll and two chill
dren and Miss Virginia Carroll o
/ Chicago came Monday TO visit rela
tives in this city. Mrs. Carroll anC
children will go to Galesburg to visi
her mother, hrs. LOt'ie OFT, before
returning home.
T. L. Bailey returned to Arlington
Heights Monday, after spending Sun
DAY with his family
dis. ". II. Robertson and daughter
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

able to preach here Sunday, Rev. Thor
ton, who is working for the interest
of William and Vashti college deliver
ed a sermon in the NJ. +. church, the
subject being, The Growth of the
Kingdom"
Rev. G. II. Thorpe left Monday on
la business trip to Indiana.
George and Bernard Spiegel visited
Sunday at John Hofers home.
p. l.. McManus and family visited
Sunday at the home OF William Mack.
Mrs. Anna Hintermeister and
daughter Julia were Rock Island pas
sengers Tuesday.
Owing to the Methodist camp meet
ings, there will be no preaching SER
vices here for two Sundays.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

introduced by Justice George A.
Cooke and gave her lecture, The
Lights and Shadows of Prison Life"
She spoke for over an hour of her
work for her boys" and told some of
the good results attained The big
tent was well filed and every one was
pleased and interested. The evenings
attraction was the concert by the
Schuman quintet who were dressed in
the costumes of the time of the old
musicians whose music they rendered.
The first number was an illustrated
travelogue showing and describing
places in the time of Mozart, Beethov-
er and Schuman.
Hugh Morrison of Freeport, Ill.
came Monday to visit friends and at
tend the reunion.
Mr. and Mrs. Blair of Geneseo are
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

Monday to visit her cousin, Mrs John
Harvey, and attend chautauqua.
Mr.. and Mrs. b. F. Tudor of Bush
nell came Saturday to spend a week
with Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Elliott and 9th
or friends in Aledo and attend the
soldiers reunion and the chautauqua.
Mr.. aud Mrs. w H. Bartlett of New
Boston came in their motor car and
spent Sunday with Mrs. Bartletts sis
ter, Mrs. J. w. McROberts.
Mrs. Hebel and son. George, who
lave been visiting relatives in Mt.
Pleasant and Burlington for the past
ten days, returned home the last of
the week.
Matthew Harvey and grandson, FL
bert Harvey, have gone to the south,
ern part of Colorado to spend a few
weeks with relatives
The First National bank of Aledo
has been remodeled and refurnished
and has very generously donated a set
OF their bank fixtures, valued at $500,
to the commercial department of Will
liam and Vashti college They are
. ACAAS Pun III pA1NF III Tie new anu ell
laTged quarters of the commercial de-
paTtment This is a very practical
gift and will be a great help to the
commercial students. The bank in the
commercial department will be called
the First National College bank in
honor of the donors
Rev. Irwin Dool spent Sunday with
Aledo relatives
Mrs. HodsOn of New Boston is Wis
iting her daughter. Mrs John Davis.
John Longley and family of Viola
spent Sunday with relatives in this
city.
Mrs. Evans and daughters, Grace
and Jessie, arrived home Monday
from Decatur, where they have visit.
ed Dr. Edward Evans and family.
Mrs William Denen and daughter,
, nilla, are visiting Mrs. Denen's grand
/ parents and other relatives in Min.
eral Ridge,Ohio.
/ Mrs Beckwith from Washington, D
( c, has come to make an extended
+ visit with her daughter, Mrs. A. E
I Moody.
! Rev. Charles Fisk of Viola spent
/ Monday in Aledo.
: Mrs. John Address and two chill
/ Gren OF Rockford, who have spent sew
, eral weeks here with Mrs Address
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. George Reed
left the last of the week for theil
[ home.
Mrs. Edwin Dice and two children
have gone to Harrisburg, Pa TO make
an extended visit with Mrs. Dice'i
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Albright.
Dr. and Mrs. J. W Wallace are max
ing a short VISIT with Mrs. Wallace:
sister. Mrs. H. c. Morse, in Philadel
phia. Pa From there they will 60 tC
New York city where DR.. Wallace vii
take a four weeks post graduate
course in various hospitals.
Mrs James Ramsey returned the
last OF the week from two months
visit with her sons in Arkansas and
Oklahoma
The Aledo chautauqua, which Is IN
der the management Of the Mems
league of the First Presbyterian
church with Rev A. f Hoody as chair
man. opened Monday afternoon at
O'Clock in the big chautauqua tent tina
has been erected in Monument park
The Schuman quintet gave a prelude
WI en- consisted Of three numbers
MS Maude BaIlington Booth was thel
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
Melody Becomes MaIadY.

That persons have very diverse ideas
and tastes in music was exemplified
in an incident at pupils vocal re-
cital lately. A young woman was hav-
ing quite a struggle with a song and
one woman in the audience said to her
companion:
Isn't that a beautiful melody"
The other looked bored and said:
at sounds more like a malady To
mes Louis Post Dispatch.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
Taylor Ridge

Mrs. Clyde Schneider visited Sun
day at the home of Mrs. Fred Hart
man.
Mrs. Elizabeth Schneider and son
Clyde were Sunday guests at the nome
Of VIII Carothers.
Mrs. Sherer is quite i'll.
Owing to the fact that Rev. G. II.
Thorpe was called away and was I'M
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
MOLINE

Robber Makes HauI.-A robber en-
tered the home OF ]. V. Cain, 522
Tenth street, using a skeleton key TO
throw the lock in the front door dur
ing the absence of the family from the
house. Drawers in upstairs rooms
were ransacked, jewelry valued at $50
TO $50 being taken. Much of the loss
falls on one of the boarders in the
Cain home.
Hurt While Worklng.-James E.
Smith of 1905 Twenty-ninth street
was struck on the head by board at
the Reliance building at noon yester
day. He was leaving the building to
go to dinner when someone not see
{ ing him threw a piece of lumber from
/ the second story. \ painful cash was
| inflicted on the right side of his head,
several stitches being required. He
was cared for at the office of DR.. A H
Arp and later was taken to his home.
To Eliminate Crossing.-First steps
toward changing the route of the in
terurban, thus eliminating the dan
gerous crossing at Twenty-third street.
and the building of the Fourth and
Seventh streets extensions south to
Moline city limits, will be taken Aug.
u, when officials of the Tri-City Rail-
way company will appear at 10 a. m.
before the city commission and ask
for the power, right and authority to
make improvements. Both improve
ments are covered in the franchise
granted the Tri-City Railway company
in 1910 by the old council Both pro
positions are to go before the voters
at the next general election
Flashes a ReVoIver.-John Dunbar
drew 20 days with Sheriff Bruner at
the conclusion of hearing in JUS
tice Williams court yesterday morn.
ing on charge of carrying concealed
weapons. His fine was placed at 800
which he failed to pay. Dunbar pro.
vlded himself with a 50-cent shootine
iron, say the police, paying $3.50 for
II, also with fair-sized "souse" ant
started for Globe exposition sights
with the idea of celebrating as hi,
fancy suited him. For a few minute,
the crowd at the grounds wal
gathered about him. He fired a chal
lenge at the crowd, saying he was go
ing to get somebody" About tina
time Officer Larson concluded thai
Dunbar was depriving the various at
fractions on the grounds of their jus
patronage and escorted the celebrato
to the city hall, where he was give1
an opportunity TO get the balance O
' the load" out of his system.
Obituary Record.-Elsie, S-months
old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs Edmunt
} Wittevrengal, passed away at tn
b. home in East Moline at o'clock yes
t terday morning. She had been il
I two weeks. The funeral will be helC
from the late home at o'clock Sat
: urday morning, with Father L. f. Val
+ Stappen of East Moline officiating. In
terment will be in St Marys GENE
terry, East Moline The parents anC
, one little brother are left bereaved.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
Maxim Her Confortabla.

Hosts Younges.-Don't your shoes
feel very uncomfortable when you
walk Mrs. Newryche? Mrs. New
ryche-Dear me. what an extraordi-
nary question Why do you ask. child?
Youngster-Oh. only cos pa said the
other day since you'd come into your
money you'd got far too big for your
boots
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

exceied D-. Perce's Golden Medical Discovcrv nm.
sySeric extract (ithout aIcohoD of boodroo Golden
seal and Orc9on Grape root root mandrake and
queens root with black cherrybark.
Ny husband q sufferer from stomach troutle and
impure blood writes MIS- JAMES Ii. MATTTx Of Frsn
i'rl ~: us had his face that Woud form n
80 "lch ToI DRY and drop of IN about month then
%'-er "ola lT4Ne1atey form. J. continued this way
iF Long tLGe lie tried every remedy that y one vo,d
suggest but found relief lie then tried br Pcrcal
oIeh - cai Discovery which completely cured him He
has syea cured now for tTO years recommend this
valuable medicine f1r inpurte- Of the blo0d.'' 1870 ~
Dr. Ferces Pleasant Pellets requisite and inyisora,c
stomach ye- and bowels, Sagar.coared tiny e.anuis.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

First 20 Hire Expsrt.-ThrOugh the
efforts of Congressman l. y. Pepper
Scott county has the distinction OF be-
ing the first county In the United
states 20 avail itself of the federal
aid provided for the adding TO the
value and output of the farm products
by the employment Of crop expert
Professor G.. r. Bliss of the Iowa state
Agricultural college at Ames has been
employed by the executive committee
as the crop expert for mis- county.
Professor Bliss will be ia Davenport
Saturday and will meet with the ex-
ccutive committee OF which A. r.
Dawson Of the First National bank Is
Chairman. The federal fund to the
advancement of this work will allow
Scott county $1,000 toward the carry
ing Oh Of this WORK fund Of about
$4,000 viii be needed to successfully
20 into the detail Of the crop advance.
ment and the study Of the soil This
money ls to be raised by local sub
scrYtiou.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
How The Body fills Germs.

that body
bt me 2 ao by saanee that is the blood
germ KILLING substance in to ward Of the fountain lad
He the stomach who
Goes not properly digest bis food will become weak
lm9VerGned whole
t 10 put the body healthy system rich red blood
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16

masons Hold Picnic. - over 1000
Masons fathered for general good
time at Suburban island Wednesday,
taking the entire day on for basket
picnic, ball game. races, vaudeville
show and dancing. comprising the third
annual picnic OF Mohassau Grotto The
tri-cities. Muscatiue and lie Claire were
well represented. Clinton, with its
ball team, failed TO put in an appear
anCe, 80 teams were chosen from
among the membership of the local
grotto, the Max Steiuhauer cOmbina-
ton losing 10 the Ben Phillips nine by
10 70 IL score. sam White, with d
yard handicap, won the 50-yard dash
for business men, while c. II. Kroeger
took the fat mans race. The races
were run TO the tune OF Ople Dudock' 5
band, which also made melody
throughout the afternoon. Tie band
was led by A. T.. Burleigh and the mu-
sic was featured 10y the alto horn work
Of W y. Brass
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-08-16
DAVENPORT

Hurt Stealing Ride.-While beating
his way on a freight train carrying
structural steel, Andrew Hayes was in
5ured Wednesday night The steel
slipped when the train stopped sud.
denly and some Of the beams fell on
MS left foot He was removed TO St.
Luke's hospital. where a physician at
tended mis- injuries.
Buys Fine Pearl.-W. l. Gardner OF
lie Claire has purchased a magnificent
40-graiu ball pearl from Otto Busse
for the consideration Of s1,275. Mr..
Busse, who has been Smelling all sum.
mer in Lake Pepin, Wis, found the
treasure earlier in the season, and
stopped at lie Claire on his way home
10 see Mr.. Gardner, resulting in the
transaction. This gives Mr.. Busse al
excellent return for the seasons work
Boys steal Beer. - A number Of
youths were arraigned in police cour
yesterday morning on Information
sworn out against them for tht alleged
theft Of several bottles Of beer from &
freight car They were Harley Low
ing, Harry Miller, Leslie Brascser
Herman Render and Frank Miller
Their trials were continued until sat
urday, and in the meanwhile the in
vestigation into the case will be con
tinued by the police
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-01-10
She COULD SHOUT, SAYS
MRS. JOHN W. PITCHFORD
of Aspen, n. G..

will always use Hunts Cure for
itching trouble, and tell all see about
it. I could shout now to know that
we are all we'll of that dreadful trouble.
The first Of last fall my little boy
broke out with some kind Of itching
trouble. Thinking his blood was bad
I gave him a blood tonic, but he got
worse, and could not sleep at night.
Some said he had itch, and told me
what was good for it. used what
people said would cure it, but nothing
did any good. MY other two children
and myself took the disease from him
in January, 1911. saw Hunts Cure
advertised and purchased a soc. box.
1t helped my little boy 90 much l got
box for each Of the family, and now
I'VE are all we'll OF that awful trouble.
Hunts Cure will cure itch in short
time if you will go by directions. We
had it in is worse form, and used
Hunts Cure, and we are now ali well.
Thanks to A B. Richards Medicine
Co of Shormen, TtxSs. manufa, Gur-
ers of sucn healing medicine
Mrs. John ". PltchfOrd
Aspcn, n. 9.
Sold hv:
j. 2. Tangfnr1, S"~:aaa. 9 2.
= :. Oxncl,, C;lh,rt, :. =.
kai}tll1o,in D.u- Co., Lex. :. G..
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ceneeSted. 4
Il don't understand you at all, Miss
Aollie."
s'Oh, well. don't worry"
'tWhy:' 49,
'sahere are lot more just like you"
Outrageous Enough.
'What is that man on the platform
diEngT :: ~ -....
"'He is singing"
sOh. singing is he? thought per-
haps he was paying an election bet"
No Apology.
''He is the frankest man ever saw"
"Why?" I
'eWhen you ask him what he is do
ing he says. Just loa6ng.'"
Something Just as Good.
II like fun"
But it never gets you anywhere"
Maybe But it keeps off lot of
old fossils
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pBest On Earth

mis 10 the verdict Of B. j. Howsll,
Tracy, O., who bought Boley's Honey
and Fsr Compound for his wife. "Her
ease>was the worst have over seen,
and looked like Q sure case Of con.
sumption. Her lungs were sore and
she eoughed almost necessarily and
her voice was hoarse and weak. Fo.
ley's Honey and Tar Compound
brought relief at once and less than
three bottles effected a complete cure. "
Kaufman Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-01-10
Notice, Pension Board.

The Pension Board will meet in tile
County Auditors Office on the first
Monday in January, 1912, at 1o o'clock
for the purpose of organizing. The
old board will serve. Gee, W. Reeder
will serve as a new member.
The Pension Commissioner will be
in the Auditors Office on each Sat-
urday in January, 1912, to give out
blanks to each applicant. All appli-
cants must appear. in person, except
in very extreme cases. Further in
structions will te, given when apph-
cants apply for blanks. The County
Pension Board will meet on the first
Monday in February, 1912, to pass
upon all applications thafwere handed
in to the Commissioner. After. this
date no blanks will be given out.
The representatives and others are
requested to send to the commissioner
the names Of all pensioners Who have
died or moved ont Of the county since
the last pension roll was paid. Please
give this information, otherwise their
names will be on ths roll ana aaaes
considered,
o. n. RoR,
Chairman Pension Besrd, Ls1, o..
De8mbe1, 10, 1911.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-01-10
The Danger Of La Grippe.

Is it's fatal tendency to pneumonia. TO
cure your la grippe coughs take Fo'
ley's Honey and Tar Compound. r. E.
Fisher, Washington, Kas., says: 81
was troubled with q severe attack Of
la grippe that threatened pneumonia.
A friend advised Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound and I got relief after
taking the first few doses. I took
three bottles and my la grippe was
cured" Got the genuine, in the yel-
low package. Kaufman Drug 90.
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-,- Just Natural.
That. food costs rise is no surprise
Because cold wave passes through.
They're always looking for chance
TO leave old high marks and advance.
. So any old excuse will do.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1912-01-10

O$H6 "<N~
~sa say an antomassls rsasHhass' >
sa3eq'
oAlexe auseedty." ...> H..
I'm what wage"
IA man kaewg ali about rs1Riag eae
untM he tzies."
At Hes. Word.
'Hew ds ycu like the dinnarY ask
cd the hostess.
'sRottsn!'' replied the guest. e
'tWhy. joint" exclaimed his wife:
aWeIl, she brought it on herself.
She told me to make myself at home"
different on School Days.
Glow are all your family?
every we'll"
t'Willie has recovered"
"Oh, yes. Willie is always quite weA
on Saturdays and Sundays"
Even Break.
'Who won in the matrimonial race,
John or Nary ~
'They were tied"
Evident.
81 must have a guardian angel"
"He must loaf on his job a lot"
Just Natural.
That food costs rise is. no surprise
Because cold wave passes through.
They're always looking for chance