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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05
HoRRIFIED AT LAzINESS.

This country is getting to be note
worthy resort for all people who want
information about agriculture. New
Zealand comes to us to find out about
irrigation. The F'ilipinos come 10 us
to learn how to raise rice although they
have been raising it in their way for
centuries From all over the world
we have visitors official and non
official, to learn of our ways. The fame
of American products has spread all
over the earth, and the wise men Of all
nations come 10 see and to learn,
The latest visitor TO make himself
heard is Abaza Bey of Cairo, Secre-
tary of Agriculture in Egypt. 1t has
been the dream of Egyptian agricul-
turists for decades to raise good, mar
ketable cotton. Egyptian cotton is
coarser- fbered than American, and no
matter how much is raised, there is
still a demand for American cotton to
make acceptable fabrics. Recently it
was announced that over-irrigation in
Egypt had brought serious trouble to
came to find out how Americans raise
cotton. He visited the cotton fields oil
the lower Mississippi, but the thing
that struck him most forcibly was the
laZiness Of the negroes He was shocked
at seeing a negro field hand taking 3
nap in the field in the middle OF
the afternoon, He expostulatcd, and
said that sort of thing would not dc
at all. In his country. be said, if ht
saw a field hand sleeping at o'clocb
titled in shooting him. This was prob
ably an exaggeratiop: but still, thu
memory Of that feld-hand sleeping il
the cotton field in the middle of th'
afternoon is evidently what will lInge
longest in the mind of AbaZa Bey. II
insists that Egypt is the most progres
sive country in the world, though tn
population there has decreased in tn
last three decades from thirty milliol
to twelve million He holds that mex
is Belgium. As to America, he re
iterated that the trouble with our az
riculture is laziness; he says. 'yo
must work all the time, and not eA
: pect TO plant seed and wait for th
time 20 pick the cotton. There mus
be no sleeping at clock in the da
time
Abaza Bev is evidently a pretty bar
, taskmaster The fellaheeu of Egyl
: have been used 20 ages Of oppression
{ The taskmasters of Egypt ever sine
c the soiourn in Egypt of the children G
1 Israel have been noted as hard and e:
{ acting beyond compare, and cruell
: fierce; and 1t does not seem that the il
/ of the laborer has much improved
) the thousands of wears, But when a
: Egyptian taskmaster will come
r America aud say that in Egypt
= would be justified in shooting labor
# il he found him asleep at o clock
4 the afternoon, we can imagine the hal
lines Of an Egyptian laborer; and y
n do not believe that man like that w
e be able to gain much information
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05
POTATOES ROT IN THE FIELDS

II IS stated in a New York paper that
the New jersey farmers are leaving
potatocs to rot in the fields. only Gfty
miles from Greater New York. The
claim is that it does not pay to send
the potatoes 10 markets and also that
tabor is so dear that il does not pay
to hire men TO dig them And this Just
after wc have been importing potatoes
from ireland. Scotland and other parts
of the world and paving big prices for
them. with the customs duty added, be
cause there was partial failure of
he potato crop in this country last
year.
II seems a little early in the season
to talk about leaving potatoes in the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

4 Detroit Judge has the sound wis
dom Of the appreciative married man.
He SAYS that il is the duty of every
husband 20 far a. his means will al
low. to make his wife look as beau
tiful as possible. aud o encourage her
desire 10 look attractive 10 himself nS
we'll as 10 the rest OF he world. II
that Judge is not already married. he
viii no doubt he taken in hand speedily
by some woman who would like to bo
TINS regarded by her husband
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Springfield (Mass.) Union: ''The
United States Burcau Of Education has
compiled figures which show this coun-
try TO be popular with foreigners seek
ing education In the last school year
there were 1856 residents of other coun-
tries enrolled in our universities aud
colleges, and summer students brought
the total to 5227. Canada and the West
Indies furnish the largest delegations
from abroad, and China aud Japan TO.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

One of the solidest things that can
he said of any President is said Of
Taft-'fThe country has been safe un-
der Taft, and it viii be safe under him
for four more years. In these peril
Gus times, that is sufficient reason for
anyone TO vote for him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

A Chicago educator is quoted as say
ing Of the people OF this country that
''we are not nation; VIC are rab-
ble.' 1t is to be hoped that he win
do his best as an educator to mend
what he sees wrong; but if he has been
an educator long. he ought to be
ashamed Of mis- work
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05
slwilsou matches Tafts Aunt Deli

"Wilsou matches Taft s Aunt Della
with an Aunt Felice who can make the
best appleiacks a boy ever took into
his internal revenue, says the Mem
phis Commercial Appeal We can now
understand better than ever before
some Of the va9aries of Goveror vii
son. a boy raised on appleiack might
be a good Democrat. but could hardly
be expected to have consistent views
on ANYTHING.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Mrs Raymond Hitchcock says that
Seven years of married life with an
actor is enough. Probably too long
with most. But is she nearing her va
cation via the divorce court, that she
so specifically sets this timer If not,
how does she know so much about itf
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Col. Roosevelt protests that if Stan
dard Oil money was used in has cam
paien Of 1904 he neither knew nor APP
proved it, But when Lorimcr said the
same thing about the money that "put
Col, Roosevelt treated Lorimcr's dis
claimer,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

1n recent murder case in the East,
the defendants plea was 'furore
TRANSITIONAL, which seems TO mean
passing mad. But when they
get him safely in the asylum, it is to
be hoped that the plea of passing
won Z be allowed
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Milwaukee Sentinel: 1.-THE more we
read about this Standard Oil campaign
contribution the more we are convinced
that, sooner or later, the whole business
will be blamed on Loeb.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Ohio is for anything radical except
woman suffrage The new State con-
stitution is omphatically indorscd, and
all the separate propositions win save
only suffrage, which is heavily defeat
cd The men OF the Buckeye State
have lost their gallantry,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Cincinnati Tribune: Democratic
editors arc Specializing as to the man
Wilson has to beat The man Wilson
has TO beat is the American wage-earn'
er and the American farmer
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Col. Roosevelt SAYS that those who
refuse TO vote for h,m are biGots.
This affords an easy test; all one has
TO do to avoid being bigot is to vote
for the third-termcr. But there are
plenty who would rather be bigots.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Finn is demanding TO know how
Penrose expended that $4,000 Of Stan
dard Oil money in 1904; probably want
ing to learn how best TO spend money
himself, SO as TO get L. 5. Senator
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05
RESULTS IN VERMONT.

The result of the Vermont State cleo
tion on Tuesday shows that Roosevelt
was able by strenuous pleas to tase
awav about one.tbrd Of the Republican
vote. He made wbirlwind campaign
in that State, playing strongly on the
feeling among the farmers there
against the Canadian reciprocity treaty.
In his speeches he assailed that treaty
with vehement bitterness. He had fa-
vored that treaty himself, and wrote 10
President Taft warmly approving IL
and praisiug the President for negotiat'
inc il. Afterwards, to be sure, nc
changed his course and denounced that
treaty. when he had occasion TO can
vass the old Northwest and found tne
farmers generally opposed TO the
treaty. His excuse for the change was
that he had not at first known what
tho provisions of the treaty were; out
ON finding these out, he changed his po'
sition. But that shifty dodge VIII
hardly serve since in his approval Oh
the reciprocity treaty he went tnc
"whole hog saying; al firmly pe'
lieve in free trade with Canada, Tor
hoth economic and political reasons.
The treaty by no means went SO 1sr
as that; and nothing in 1T was so
broad and sweeping. So that When ne
told tearfully in Vermont of the scan
dalous outrage which President latt
hnd proposed TO in6ict upon the Tree
and splendid citizenship Of Vermont,
he was guilty of the most shamelui
bvnocrisv. for he himself went much
farther in that sort Of outrage man
President Taft ever proposed to DO
The total vote of Vermont at lhc
Presidential election Of 1905 was oS'ool'
of which Taft received 39,oo-, bryan
N 4os. Chain (Prohibition) 79o, and
Hiseen Independence so4 AT INC
state election of two years ago inc
total vote east was 54,92s, oil which
Mead (Rcpublican) received %, ,2oo OF
Governor. and Watson (Dcmocrat) re-
ceived l1,425.
AT the election of Tuesday last tne
to,a1 votc was a good deal larger tnan
at either of the TWO elccI'oh'
five candidates for Governor reeelFans
in the aggregate something over oo,'oo
votes. which shows that the old ota'e
is stirred up. The final figures snow no
choice. since tho winning candida'e
must receive more than half OF All inc
votes cast But the Republican cahui
date will be chosen by the Legislature
which is strongly Republican. 49,
It appears from the figures tnat sa'
prooressiyes have polled considerably
LARGER vote in Vermont than tney
countod upon. Here are their estimates
given out last Saturday:
Total vote to he cast. :.,-......'' eS'Vo, ",
Prohibition and Socialist, .>'s..,'' % go, 90,
:, i,,,,acr,+Ic ,,............20 20,Vo'
Progressives go. ,;t,;;...''''t'' "a 5oC
Votes other than Republican ..'-"'SS'2SCI oe ~,
RsnubllcHn Sc,UU'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Judge Archbold is uneasy on the
bench. In this he has nothing on the
American people, who are mighty un-
easy at having him there.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

"'We stand ut Armageddon, and we
battle for the Lord says the Colonel.
are to stand at Armageddou are those
to battle against the Lord, not for him,
And what will the Colonel do then,
poor thinpi
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

The results Of the actual vote are
better than tho estimates. for the FRO
pressives: and We can easily under'
stand the qualification OF SENATOR
Dixon, the Roosevelt manager. over the
figures: but what wo cannot understand
is the reported pleasure that Chairman
Hilles of the Republican National Com
mittee finds in them. Governor wilson
finds the vote Gratifying, as well
he may.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

A Michigan man has invented ma
chine for spanking children. But
think of the vindictivc disposition OF
n man who would want TO make such
an inyention
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

A "tipless paradise might he a
paradise to the one expected to give
tips; but IL would be the other place
TO him who expects to receive them,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

Senator Bourne Of Oregon is out for
Roosevelt The only wonder in this is
that he delayed tho announcement so
long.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05
Thursday, September 5, 1912.

That New York preacher who says
there are no female angels in heaven
Will probably never get there him
self
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

use to him by his visit to America ana
to the American cotton fields
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

1t is noted that the man who "has
perfectly corking time'' never stays
corksd for long.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-05

rcther send more students than all Eu-
rope combined.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
BRING MEMORY OF THE PAST
Humanity Inspired by Songs OF Birds
and Noises Of the Cricket and
the katydid.

Country Life in America says
carefully trained ear and mind are
indispensable to enable one to detect
and to discriminate readily from the
general insect medley any particular
species Of musician
As with birds and their songs, much
of the charm and pleasure to be got
ten from insect music depends on the
emotional coloring associated with II
We are enraptured with the notes OF
the pewee in spring, or the earliest
piping of the frogs, not because these
sounds in themselves possess any in
trinsic sweetness, but because they
recall endearing memories OF many
happy, hopeful springtimes. They are
always the harbingers Of another YER
dant season Their plalntive notes
add to our minds an emotional warmth
and sunshine. They awaken for US
an inner, subjective springtime.
In a similar way the crickets ana
katydids gladden. and inspire us with
their music in proportion as their
! notes have become associated In our
| minds with the emotional coloring oil
past memories.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
LIST OF CANDIDATES
List Candidates Voted for the General Election be Held November A. D.

e & in County # o.
or CT % he r
Of CU nd oils ia be between the o s A M olk p NJ o.
will be the uapAnp
of elton
che the CnyC HousI Inspectors Geo Sawyer IN R o nd f Fh
a c.
We Inspectors Dan Brad w b go
ny-As c OIL House eaon w Harmon VIM Dwy an
g cody Inspector Vim al
Clover ang-AS School Hm-m m DENIM John al
JhM Inspector
B
Ste L Henry
Boarding patonFa and Frank
Atlanta ] M HammH House Inspectors; E c Marriage al nj Ch
a
a louise inspectors; CO xgerc a
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
PET AVERSION OF THE SAILOR
Stormy Petrol 10 Regarded with DIS
favor by Even the Most Stout
Hearted Seamen.

There are few persons who have
crossed the ocean that have not OBJ
served the stormy petrol skimming
along the surface of the water. They
fit past the vessel like swallows, tax
ing their scanty portion of food from
the waves.
Habited In black and making their
appearance generally in larger mum.
bers just previous to, or during
storm, they have long been regarded
b the superstitious not only as fore
hoding messengers, but as agents In
some way responsible for bad
weather.
Nobody can tell where they come
from or where they breed. Sailors as
sert they hatch the egg under the wing
and rear the young on pieces of not
sam. That mysterious origin has CIV
en- rise to an opinion prevalent among
mariners that they are in some way
connected with the supernatural agen
\ cies of the air.
They are yariously known al
stormy petrels. witch birds, the devii'i
birds and Mother Carey's chickens
Their sudden appearance often make'
the stoutest hearted seaman finch.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
cIOCHE PACIFIC PUTS ON
DAILY TRAIN SERVICE

That was plcasin informagtion i'm
lartcd today by officials of the Pr
)che Pacific railroad to the effect
that daily train service had been
again inaugurated to Jack Rabbit.
THIS change of schedule has been
oruoght about by the demands made
lpon the road by the Day Bristol Min
ing company, which has announced
W it will ship a minimum Of 80
tons of high grade DER to the Utah
smolter
The Day Bristol company now has
Is men on its pay roll at the mine
engaged in ore extraction and de-
yc.opment. In addition to this, the
.irm of Roeder & Lund has forty
teamsters employed in ore hauling
service, who are handling at least $50
head OF stock.
The outlook for the future of the
Day Bristol mines has never been
quite SO flattering.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26

PANACA, Oct, 25--Mlrs. Warren
Cox of St George has been here
on visit TO her parents, Mr.. and
Aims, John Lee. The latter have ac-
tompanied Mrs. Cox to her home
for "a visit of several weeks.
Mrs. Henry Lee Md Mrs. eli Ed
wards entertained on Saturday in
honor OF their sister Mrs, Red
ford. who is visiting here. The lad
les who attended had Il very enjoya-
bic time.
A large number of Panaca people
went to Phoebe Monday to attend the
| equal franchise meeting at which
Mrs. Charlotte Perkins Gilman spoke.
The next day, the grammar school
teachers and the normal school Wis
tied the Phoebe schools They are
all praising the Phoebe pepolo for
their hospitality.
Mrs. Chris. Ronnow has returned
| from trip TO Salt Lake,
Myrtle Lee went up to Phoebe last
Monday to visit with friends.
In the High School Literary socle-
y program on the 18th met. MIR.
Miles and Mr.. RebCr discussed hte
question of third term for Roose-
yelt.. Society paper Hildreth Mae
adams; Reading, Eta Syphus. Song.
My Own Nevada" School.
Mrs. olive Reed, who has been SER
.Jusy i'll at Las Vegas, has come TO
panaca to recuperate. She is still
very ill.,.
Mr.. BEDFORD has returned to his
| lmoU in Idaho to remain until after
| the election,
George Hicks, A. V. and Elwood
| Lee have gone to Lake Valley on
| threahing trip and expect to be out
| bout two weeks.
The older grammar school girls
mad IA party at tn, home of Miss
Fannie Higgins on Tuesday evening
They all enjoyed themselves hugely.
Miss Meta Mathews has returned
rom trip to Salt Lake.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26

United States Senator w. A. Mas
sey, in keeping with his unleniable
progressive and patriotic policy v1t-
ed TO abolish the commerce court in
the United States Senate August
49, 1912.
The commerce court is ,he tribunal
that has prevented the Interstate com
morce commissions ruling abroSat-
ing the back haul charge of the
southern Pacific becoming effective
by the back haul charge the South
ern Pacific has mulctcd thousands Of
dollars from the merchants 10 Reno
and the whole state of Nevada. Aside
from this feature, however, Senator
Massey Is opposed to tho commerce
court because he believes it serves
10 good purpose.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
NOTICE. TO CREDITORS

in THE FOURTH JUDICIAL DIS
trict Court of the State of Nevada,
in and for Lincoln County.
In the Matter OF the Estate of John
Bowen, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that. Oh the
Sth day Of June, A. D., 1912, the un.
lersigned, Lizzie Empey, was duly ap
pointed by said Court as administra,
trix of the said estate of John Bow.
en- deceased, and that on the 10th
day OF June, A, d., 1912, she dulA
qualified as such aiministra rix, anC
letters of administration were there
upon duly issued to her
All persons having claims against
the said estate are required to FIJI,
the same with proper vouchers and
statutory afiidayits attached, with the
Clerk Of said Court within three
months from the date Of the frs
publication Of this notice.
LIZZIE EMPEY,
Administrative of the Estate o
| John Bowen, Deceased.
Chas Lee Horsoy, Attorney for Ad
ministrator.
First pub. 1926 last, 1928.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26

NOTICE TO CREDITORS


IN THE FOURTH JUDICIAL DIS
trict Court of the State of Nevada,
in and for Lincoln County
In the Matter Of the Estate of
william Lloyd, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that, on the
Sth day Of June, a. D., 1912, the
undersigned, Ruth &. Lloyd and Al
exander Lloyd. were duly appointed
by said Court as administrative and
administrator, respectively, of the
said estate OF William Lloyd, de
ceased, and that on the Sth day OF
June, A. d., 1912, they duly quail
fled as such ADMINISTRATIVE and ad-
ministrator, and letters of administra
ton were thereupon duly issued to
them.
All persons having claims against
the said estate are required to file
the same with proper vouchers and
statutory affdavits attached, with thu
Clerk Of said Court within three
months from the date of the first
publication of this notice.
ruth +. LLOYD and ALEXAN
! DER LLOYD, Administrative and ad
ministrato or of the Estate Of william
Lloyd, Deceased.
Chas Lee Horsey, Attorney for AID
ministrator
First pub. 1926; last, 1l-2S.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
poverty in Old New York.

Knickerbocker Gossip-Ies, that Is
the rich Miss Guilders. They say her
father hath five thousand pounds II
he hath a shilling.
str.nger-And who Is the beauty
with her?
Gossip--A beauty, yes; but, alas,
her face il her only fortune She
hath but Q miserable ten'acre farm
On Bro0 way.-Judge, -..-------.---
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
NEWL ANDS NOT COMING;
TALLMAN WILL BE HERE

1t will be a disappointment to
many irrespective of party affilia.
J.on, to learn that United States
senator Francis G.. NeWlands viii
not be here to speak at the Demo.
cratic rally scheduled for Thmopson's
hail next Monday night; he having
been called to Reno Unexpectedly,
However, Hon Clay Tallman, nom.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
NOTICE
OF Officers to be Voted for at the
General Election on November Str.

Notice is hereby given that the
qualified electors of the County oil
Lincoln, state CT Nevada, will, on
the 9TH day of November, A. u. 1917
vote at a general election provided
for by the laws of the State OF
Nevada. And you will take notice
that the following are the offices
t. be filled at such election, IN the
state Of Neya and County OF Lin
coin.
STATE OFFICERS
) Presidential Electors
lit i States Senator
| Congressman
Justice of the Supreme Court
Regents State University, Long
Term.
/ Regent State University, Short
Term.
SENATE AND ASSEMBLY
/ Senator
2 Assemblymen
COUNTY OFFICERS
l Sheriff and Assessor
Recorder and Auditor
l District Attorney
l Clerk and Treasurer
Public Administrator
County Commissioner, Long Teri
1 County Commissioner. (snor
term.)
l MembH Board OF Education
dong term.)
] Member Board OF Hu"ea'io'
(short term,
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
Ahhor the Camera.

The Chinese have horror of being
pictured They have the idea that
the possession of the photograph OF
any individual gives the possessor
some form of mystic power over that
person.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
An Effective Device.

Ashley--Swalmson has invented an
alarm clock that will waken the deaf.
est man In the world.
Seymour The clock must make u
terrible noise, then
Ashley-No, 1t doesn't make any
noise.
how can It waken the sleeper?
Ashley-lt's constructed SO a. u
drop on Ills face.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26

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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-26
Another Martyr.

His Wife-This paper tells OF
woman who suffered two weeks from
the effects of mosquito bite.
Her Husband-Thats nothing.
know man who has suffered for
years from the effects OF henpeck.