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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-27

Let your light shine before men, es-
Decially your auto lamps before a VII
age constable.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-27

1t is about time for another abpro;
for the NEW county jail
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-27

Now here is life story OF news
paper man, one that will interest you
all:
1t was late Triuay night, and the
Funnygram Editor was trying 10 think
up some new Fnnnygrams for Thurs
days paper, which was being held UNI
| til he could get the dope.
Giving the office cat kick into the
Paste pot "a tin cup with stickum in
iit3, he ran his hands nervously
through the place where his whiskers
would have been had he had any, and
! yelled for some help,
| The papers from which | copy my
| Funuygrams had failed to get here,
ard people think that write them my
self, and 10 save my rep. what shall |
do.
Just then a noise sounded, it was
footsteps on the stairs, and towsled
! head looked over the bannister and
(! yelled, If the boss gave everybody
ItE2ir salary but the Office boy, would
there be the devil TO pay?'
He saved my life.
! CY0u know, OF course, that the office
hoy in ncwspaperdom is called the
"dcvtl.D
II you have been in New York,
where has Charley Cor.bin?
, If the day that it was % below
zero made Howard Winterbottom cold,
did It give viii r. Payne?
- 49,
Now listen. This Is one that the rye
heard the whiskey whisper to the
sherry. III a customer got fresh,
would milk punch him?"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-27

Co1Id Hardy ai egadnal'
Grow lorss asIIevodby
mi.

y Mr. q, NJ
Nerd. Bor VI.
AZ EST Fin
llngton i5wa,
sfitess
Il hal ca
talrIris Il ne
Stomach and
81 mn ii intes-
stin for
numbe Of
years
ton number
soss l,He
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-27

Sum Trunks:
It's a wise woman who knows half
of what she would like to know about
her neighbors.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-27

Now listen. This Is one that the rye
heard the whiskey whisper to the
sherry. IL customer got fresh,
would milk punch him?"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
MUCH BITTERNESS
IN THE GEM STATE
Special 10 The Tribune.

Special TO The Tribune.
BOISE, Ida. Sept. 2.-The Republican
| and Democratic state committees meet
| here tomorrow. when both will elect
| chairmcn and arrange for the 1912 cam
paign. Tonight the prospects for con-
| flicts loom up, the Republican commit
| tee having a 0ght on over state chairman
and the Democrats wagine a Nugent and
Hawley fight that promises to cause
party friction.
nnittee will probably be a Taft man. Cap
| tain z. G. Davis. A majority OF the
committeeman arc conservatives and OPP
posed TO the radical Progresslves. For
mer Governor Frank r, Gooding is the
Progressive candidate for chairman and Is
| making hard fight for the office. He
was prominent in the primaries as q
Roosevelt man.
The friends Of John r. Nugent are
waging an interesting conflict 10 land
Nugent the chalrmanship, permitting him
TO succeed himself as the director of the
Democratic campaign. Governor Hawley
and his friends are opposed to Nugent
and claim they will have the steam
committee meets. Nugent declares he Is
not antagonistlc to the governor. who Is
candidate for reelection. but is op-
posed to Judge Perky, the H9wley can
didate for chairman. Nugent is opposed
TO Hawley for United States senator
should the Legislature be Democratic
having pledged his support to George W.
Tannshill OF Lewiston. Unusual bitter
ness is manifested by both factions
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
WHEN HER BACK ACHES
A Woman Finds All Her Energy and
Ambition Slipping Away.

Salt Lake City women know how the
aches and pains that come when the
kidneys fail make life burden. Back
ache, hip pains, headaches, dizzy spells,
distressing urinary troubles, all tell Of
sick kidneys and warn you Of the
stealthy approach of diabetes, dropst
and Brigbt's disease. Doan' g Kidney
Pills permanently euro all these disor-
ders. Here s proof Of it in Salt Lake
City woman IS words:
Third South street, salt Lake Lake City, ts,
fered from kidney complaint, and
there were times when I thought
would be unable to endure the suffer
ing any longer. My back ached almost
constantly, and had such severe head.
aches and dizzy spells that I was often
unable to attend to my housework. The
kidney secretions were unnatural and
plainly showed that my trouble arose
from my kidneys. Doan s Kidney Pills,
procured at the Schramm-J j ohnson Co. q
drug store, went directly to the cause
Of the complaint and entirely relieved
me. My advice to other persons af-
flicted IN a similar manner is to give
this remedy a trial.
For sale at Schramm-J Johnson s
Drug Store, Salt Lake City, Utah, and
by all dealers. Price SOC. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, solo
agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan 's-and
take no other.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
How Women Can Save Money
(Ella Ellis In the Arch J

Women save good part OF the cost
OF many dainty aids to beauty II they
purchase the necessary ingredients at
the drug store and mix them at home
For less than a dollar you can make six
months supply of the finest shampoo
powder known-onc said to really cause
hair TO grow long, thick and glossy. Just
mix four ounces Of orris root with pack
age OF genuine theroX, sprinkle "A little on
the head, brush out, and your hair will be
clean, wuvy and beautifully lustrous.
The electric needle for removal Of SUI
perfiuous hair is expensive and painful
A paste made of plain delatone and water
accomplfshes the desired result quickly
and safely. Cover the hairs with the
paste. let II remain a few minutes, re-
move and wash the surface
when eyebrows are thin or lighter in
color than the haIr apply pyroxin with the
finger tips, To make the eye lashes
long and darker I'm color, gently massage
the lash roots with pyroxin
IN true complexion bcautifier that re-
moves frecl;ies tan sunburn dark and
muddy patches and other blemshes can
be made cheaply by dissolving four ounces
Of .mdyatone In haif-pint OF witch hazel
Us' instead OF powder. II makes the skin
fair smooth and satIny."
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
ECZEMA IS
QUICKLY CURED
BY POSLAM

For the quick cure OF eczema. acne. and
all skin diseases. nothing equals Poslam,
Even It's overnight use is sufficient to
demonstrate how
Itching stops with first application,
Irritation Is subdued,
Burning skin sootl1ed nnd comforted.
In1amed skin quickly cleared.
It's healing process Is rapid Improve
mcnt being noted day by day until the
skin resumes normal color and condition.
Salt rheum, BARRIERS itch, and all forms Of
Itch. rashes, pimples. etc. are quickly
eradicated.
POSLAM SOAP keeps the skin secure
against Infection and disease improves
IT'S color and texture, soothes tender skin,
makes compleXions clear, hands soft. The
best shampoo for dsndruff
Schramm- Johnson. Drugs, and all drug
gists sell Poslam (price. so cents) and
Poslam sonp (prlce, 25 cents). For free
samples. write to the Emergency Lahora-
tories, 92 West 25th Street. New York.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03

T7HE challenge matches In the mems
and women's singles We're played
n tennis tournament, and in both
matches the former champions
were defeated. In the mems singles
George Badger won the championship
from Frabk Roberts IN a holly contested
match going five sets Miss Mary Mar
shall defeated Miss Kate Williams In the
womens singles.
for Roberts. but thereafter he seemed to
tire and tho fight settled down 10 ono OF
endurance, and Badger won. This is the
first tournament Badger has ever won
and he deserves considerable credit as
he has shown more improv ement in the
last year than any player in the Rocky
mountains. 1t was only by persistent
efforts that he succeeded In winning the
pennant: and wllen he defeated the cham
pion he spraus big surprise
All in all. IL was Badgers steadiness
that won. He was cool throughout, while
at times Roberts was erratlc
Miss kate Williams. former holder OF
the women's singles championship, was
defeated In straight sets by Miss Mary
Marshall Miss Marshall was at her best
In the play, and the former champion
never had chance
The scores:
NTr Badger's-3-6: Ga: s-6; ca; Ga.
Miss MarshalTs-6-3: 6-l
The challenge match in mems doubles
will be played TO-DAY, The Roberts broth
ers' +. I. and D. c.. have won the tour
nament and viii play Neel and Inge-
bretsen for The championship.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Spoke From Auto.

Here he spoke from his automobile
and merely referred to the value of
such gatherings as an opportunity for
the interchange of opinion. From Ken
more the governor went to the head
quarters of the Wilson and Marshall
club Of Erie county, where he made
happy little speech. in which he
took fall out OF President Taft. say
ing that if the president is reelected,
nothing viii happen.
The governor got back to the Hotel
Lafayette in time for dinner. He was
released by labor leaders and turned
over to former National Committeeman
Norman H. Mack and former State
Chairman William j. Conners and the
Democratic organization.
The governor was entertained at din
nor by the Erie county organization
Aftcrward he motored TO the Broad
way arsenal where he delivered his
final speech OF the day. He finished
Just in time to catch his train for
Trenton
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
WILSON FINDS
BUFFALO PARK
NATER-sOAkED
Democratic Candidate Ad.
dresses Small Crowds, but
Delivers Seven Speeches
During His Stay.
Bv International News Service.

Ry International News Service.
IN UFFALO. n. Y. Sept. Gov
X a eTnor w Wilson .,! arrived in Buffalo ,,'l
cred seven speeches within ten
hours and left for Trenton at 1880
tonight. He addressed perhaps Ave
thousand people altogether, but the
smallness of the crowds was due to
bad weather, It rained heavily dur.
Ing the morning and the city and it's
suburbs were wet III the afternoon.
At Braun's park. where the impor;
tant speech of the day was delivered,
the mud was ankle deep. The result
was that instead of having 10000
people. as had been expected. there
were not more than 1900. The gov
ernor, however had an attentive and
sympathetic audience and delivered
one OF the best speeches OF the cam
paien. He confined himself TO an an
slysis of the Roosevelt platform aud
to outlining his own programme.
When the governor s special car ar.
rived here this morning he was taken
In hand by committee Of the Catho.
lie Young Men 8 National union and
escorted to the Hotel LAFAYETTE. This
had not been on The programme, so
far ms the governor knew.
Reception Held.
At the Lafayette reception was
held and the candidate shook hands
with perhaps 500 people. While the
reception was still in progress the
Catholic committee carried the candi-
date off TO the Hotel Broesel, where
be addressed about 900 young mem.
bers Of the organization. He was
gone not more than fifteen minutes.
The reception committee of the Buf.
falo Trades and Labor council then
took him in charge and spread lunch.
con for the governor and his party
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03

stock upon which the assessment
remain unpaid on September 80. Il
VIII be delinquent and advertised for
at public auction and unless payment
made before that time will be sold
October %, 1912. to pay the del!nqu
assessment together with the cost Of
vertising and expense OF sale,
F. b COOK.
Secretary OF Said Company. Office
Felt Building. Salt Lake city. UtaI
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Advocates New Pan.

Young men. the governor said, had
heretofore been more or less subjected
to the opinions Of older genera Ious.
81 have been an educator all my
life, y he added, ''and it may sound
strange as coming from me, but one
Of the great difficulties about educa-
tion is that you force every man to
put on the jacket worn by the last
generation, and he ought to more or
less insist that the pattern and the
fit be suited to himself.
1.-THE energy OF independence is the
energy Of liberty, I am not mere.
therefore, to appeal to you Young men
TO vote for anybody in particular. ]
am here only to insist that YOU vote
straight. according to the standards
that are set up in your own morals and
in your own minds and in your own
opinions; and if YOU will do that then
as YOU grow older and another gen
Grafton comes on. and you speak these
words of guidance and liberty to your
sons. America will be lifted and lifted
until all the mlaslnatic airs in which
we have been almost choked at times
have been dissipated and we are on
the heights where truth shines upon
us and where the air is pure and
wholesome'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Conferences Held.

Following this. the senator said, sew
eral conferences were held with the rep
resentative OF the department Of justice.
I'm my opinion" he continued. ''thc gov
ernment would have been much better
OF had one been made rather than tho
dnal decision Of the supreme court I
wish TO state that had no personal In
tcrest In the matter other than a desire
To minimize the panic and secure the
support Of big business interests for a
federal Incorporation law.
II have never had any interest in any
Of the Standard Oh compa ncs. ] have
known Mr. Archbold and his family for
several years ana have visited his house
Neither he nor any Of his associates have
ever talked TO NC about any congressional
or state legislation other than my talks
with him on federal incorpora tion law
and the popular government funda-
mentals."
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Dixon a Candidate.

HELENA, Mont. Sept. Montana
progrcsslvcs win ne in session in their
state nominating convention when their
leader. Theodore Roosevelt. visits the
state next Saturday The progressives
will convene Friday for two DAYS scs-
sion and plans have been laid for the
nomination OF a complete electoral con-
gresstonal and state ticket
The convention VIII r"aialn In session
until after the arrival ~ Colonel Roosc-
Welt. who is scheduled to reach Helena
Saturday night, and the delegates will
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

Columbus Extension Mining company.
principal place OF business Salt Lake City.
Utah.
Notice Is hereby given that at a. meet
Ing Of the board Of directors held pursu-
2s, 1912, an assessment OF two and one
half (2S cents per share was levied on
the capital stock Of the corporation, pay
able to F. B. Cook. secretary. on or be-
fore September 80. 1912. at his office 402
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03

This over. he was wbisked In an au-
tomobile TO Braun s park.
In the Braun s park speech the gov
ernor adhered, in the main, al loast,
to his prepared speech, though he de-
Waited from it in spots as to choice
of expression. Next the governor was
taken to Kenmore village. a suburb of
Buffalo, where Kenmore day was be
ING celebrated
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Special
Equipment

The ovens that bake Tabls
Queen bread produce a moist
heat of $40 degrees. This
high moist heat bekes Table
Queen bread all through.
The special ovens are only
part of the modern equip
ment used by the Royal Bak-
ing Company TO produce the
finest bread ever made.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
ROOSEVELT STARTS
ON LONG ITINERARY
CONTINUED from Page One.)

thunder. At the close OF the address.
which was devoted to labor. body Of
labor leaders who said tbey were of
both parties. assured The governor of
their support. Governor Stubhs and Will
lam Allen White of E,mporia, Kan also
spoke.
Governor johnson Icft tonight for Lin
coin: Neb.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Talks to Young Men,

In his speech to the Catholic Young
Men g National union, Governor Will
son said:
81 believe that nothing is more i'm
portant than the young men Of this
country should realize Just what poll
tics means in the year 1912 and what
it will mean in the years that follow
the year 1912. Everything has been
organized in our time except public
opinion.
"Now what is happening is we are
taking leave possession of our Own
government and if the young men make
up their mind that nobody from this
time on is going to bamboozIe them;
that nobody is going TO get away with
thing that ism I so; that nobody is
going to have their support because
il wears a particular label or pro-
fesses a particular programme unless
he stands the test, the acid test Of
evey kind of public temptation. If
YOU will let everybody know that no
body can count on your vote, but that
YOU will vote as You think. You may
vote one way one time and another
way another time. then the politics
of This country viii wear an absolute
" different aspect; men will not come
TO Won and bid YOU follow them-they
will come TO you and ask YOU for the
high distinction OF being the servants
of those who. like yourselves, make
the opinion Of the country
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Wilson Coming West.

CHICAGO, Sept 2.-Congressman A. S.
Burleson OF Texas. chairman Of the
speake bureau OF the Democratic ma
tional committee. In Chicago today
on his way to Maine, announced that af-
ter the second week in September Cover
nor Wilson would speak In Michigan,
Wisconsin and Minneapolis.
Governor Wilson will not go west to
Minnesota on his first trip into the west
but carly in October he will return to
speak In Missouri. Kansas. Nebraska and
Iowa
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Effect of
Organization

The housewife cannot COM
pete with an organization
like the Royal Baking Com
pany, because each little part
hero is done by specialist
who is an expert.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Nevada Primaries.

RENO. New, Sept. 2.-Interest In to-
morrow's primaries throughout Neveda
centers in the selection OF a Republican n
candidate for congressman and a Demo-
preme court. Except for county and
legislative Offices there are no other con-
tests. II. II. Roberts. incumbent Is op-
can nomination for congressman. A. A.
Hecr is opposed by p. A. McCarran for
the Democratic nopination for Justice
OF the supreme court. Senator w. A.
Massey: incumbent. Is not opposed for
the Republican nomination for United
States senator. Key Pittman Is not op-
posed for the Democratic nominate
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03

be addressed by the presidential candi-
date.
United States Senator Dixon, Roose-
welt campaign manager, is 4 candidate te
for denomination
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Progress
Versus Rust

While the housewife has been
content with the loaf she
baked, the Royal Baking
Company has improved,
tested, experimental; and
now they produce Table
Queen bread-bread that is
far better than the finest loaf
ever baked at home.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
OBJECTS TO
BEING DRAGGED IN

WASHINGTON, Sept. 2.-United States
Senator Jonathan Bourne Of Oregon re-
piled today to Colonel RooseveIt's state
gresham S!bey Of Pennsylvania were
the only legislators who ever called at
the White house during his admnistra-
ton in regard TO the Standard Oil com
pany.
Il must confess surprise at Colonel
Rooscvelt's dragging my name into the
controversy he is now having with
Standard Oil representatives and Others, -
said Senator Bourne. II fail to see how
my effor; TO bring about a settlement be-
tween the government and the Standard
OIL company. in zoos. has any bearing
upon the present political situation
States Purpose.
The senator, explaining that In 1905 he
endeaVored to settle difficulties between
the government and Standard OIL com
pany. declared he did so "beievlng such
a result would prevent the continua ton
OF a panic started In 1907 and that tho
government could secure much better
terms by a settlement than through the
court"
Senator Bourne further declared he
told President Roosevelt ne thought the
time opportune 10 make a settlement with
the Standard on company" and TO Sc
cure their cooperation In getting a ted
eral incorpora ton law that would pro
vide a harbor OF refuge of honest bust
ness. with the government the harbor
master and the penltenttary for dishonest
business men"
President Roosevelt expressed grave
doubt" Senator Bourne continued, about
any settlement favorable 10 the govern
ment being made with the Standard oil
company. Entirely on my own volition
and without Colonel Roosevelt's knowI-
edge. I went 10 New York and sought an
Interview with Mr.. Archbold. expla incd
TO him the adva ntaees OF federal In
corporation law. 3Ir. Archbold expressed
himself as willing TO compromise with
the government and favored a stringent
federal Incorporation law"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Table Queen Bread
Home Baking Is
Crude and
Out of Date

The housewife has had a no
tion that it was one of her
duties TO bake the family
loaf. 1t is one Of those
myths that have come down
from the days of our fore
fathers. In many instances
the bread making receipt is
one that has been handed
down from generation to gen
GRAFTON, and is used today
without a single improve
ment.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03
Both 1911 Title Holders Are
Defeated by 1912 Tourna-
ment Winners.

.HE challenge matches in the mems
and women's singles We're played
yesterday at the Intermouptan
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-03

Table Queen bread is mixed
by machinery, sauitarily
kneaded, and baked in the
"Mueller patent bread pan.
Throughout the entire course,
from the time the flour
leaves the sack until it be.
comes the perfect Table
Queen loaf. every process Is
an example of perfect clean
illness.
The broad ax., 1912-11-30

The poet has an easy job.
He never has to think.
he only needs fountain pen,
Some paper and some ink
The editor has got II soft
His lot is never hard.
For the yeomen pay no more arrears
In squsshes. cheese and lard.
Reporters have a sinecure.
They're always smartly dressed
And slam their copy up the chute
The printer does the rest
Wisconsin State Journal.
The broad ax., 1912-11-30
Shrunk Some.

I've been hack to the swimming hole
OF which we boys were fond.
But IT has dwindled- Bless my soul,
II Isn't half q pond!
II used to seem q good mile wide
When we kids used to meet,
But now ! really must decide
It's only twenty feet
] used 70 think II was as deep
As all the seven seas,
But now-it must have shrunk q heap
It doesn't reach my knees.
kansas City Journal
The broad ax., 1912-11-30
Not Built That Way.

With ease and grace she drives car and
threads the crowded streets
With practiced eye she steers It by each
obstacle she meets
Through park and lane she drives her
team OF prancing thoroughbreds,
Nor she nor they at once. they say, have
ever lost their heads
She drives a bargain at the shops with
even greater skill
And always looks for little books with
trading stamps to I'LL
She drives a dozen fellows mad-she drove
one chap TO jail
She tried today a new stunt-say, she
couldn't drive a NALL
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax., 1912-11-30
No Harmony Thsrs.

No harmony There.
Miss Fussanfeather-I think your
wife has such good taste.
Mr.. Styles-Do you. reallyf
Miss Fussanfeather-Yes, really do.
Everything she has seems to harmonic
with the surroundings.
Mr.. Styles-Well, guess not hap
pen to be part Of the surroundings,
and her dog and l don't harmonic
worth a ceDt,-Yonkers Statesman.