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Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
Too Great ExpectatIons.

First Angler-Look, this fish was
almost caught before; see the broken
hook in its mouth.
Second Angler-It should have had
sense enough to steer clear Of hooks
after that.
First Angler-Oh, come, you cant
expect a fish to exhibit more sense
than a human being Boston Trans
cript.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
The Tender snot.

What have you done toward pun,
ishing lawbreakers?"
WELL" replied the shady police Of
ficer, Il have done great deal to-
ward hurting their feelings by taking
their money away from them"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
HeredltY.

She--Sometime you appear really
manly and sometimes you are effemi-
nate How do you account for 1t?
Hell suppose it is hereditary. Half
of my ancestors we're men and the
other half woman -Tit-Blts.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
Their Class.
How would you describe these let
ters Of a cbiropodist?"
I'd class them as foot notes"

AS summer tonic there il no medicine
that quite compares with 0XlDINE. II not
only builds up the system. but taken reg
ularly, prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste
less formula at Druggists. ADV.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
A Civil Answer.

"Do many strangers settle here,
landlordY
They all settle, an them without
no more baggage than you got settles
in advance"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

Regular practieing physicians recommend
and prescribe 0XIDINE for Malaria, be-
cause it is a proven remedy by years Of ex-
perience Keep a bottle in the medicine
chest and administer at first sign Of Chills
and Fever. Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

A great majority Of summer ills are
due to Malaria in suppressed form. Las
situde and headaches are but two svmp-
toms. OXIDINE eradicates the Malaria
germ and tones up the entire system. ADV.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

First School Teacher-Does Edith's
little girl ever make any bright an
swer7
Second School Teaeher-No; she al
ways knows her lessons.--Judge.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

4 =. MI y u NNAb ~ =.
Public sentiment should he against 1T and we De-
eve Ii lie, there can be no reason why ladies should
have to suffer with headaches and neuralgia es-
pecially when Hunts Lightning OIL gives such
prompt relief tits simply question Of getting the
iadiest to try IT, All druggists sell Hunts lightning
on In sc and 5oc bottles. Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
Society.

Mrs Wayupp-No wonder / look
worried, my dear My husband has
just gone out, and II he is discovered
it will probably cost us our social po-
sition.
Mrs. Blase-Goodness Where is
he?
Mrs. Wayupp-He has gone out in
cog. to pay a bill.--Puck.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
ton, alays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle Az
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

A deaf mute in Ohio recently gave
minister $3.50 marriage fee. A wife
ought to be worth that to deaf man.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

Dropsy cured Swelling quickly reduced shortnesS
freq. coLLkn DRoPsT REHKDH co., ATLlhIl., "a. Adv.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

It always costs more to acquire
crouch than it is worth.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
Good Reasnn.

why do you call the popular game
poker?'
Because it stirs things up"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

"Is 1t really easy taking candy from
a baby?"
mot If the baby takes the place"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

The first time young man is in
love he honestly believes he means
what he says.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

A girls idea Of a tiresome man is
one who has good sense.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29

ITCH Relieved In 30 Minutes.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinda OF
contagious itch. At Druggists. ADV.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-11-29
TO DRIVE orr MALARIA

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTHI,ESS
CHILL TONIC You know what You are taking
The formula ia plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t is simply Quinine and Iron In tasteless
form, and the most efiectual form. For grown
people and children. 30 cents, Adv
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

into canned chicken. ox-tail SOUP.
pork ana boana tomato bouiIion. beef
tea and sofnu one hundred varieties q
soap. scented and unsceuted, for
toilet. scrubhing e. laundry.
Ana hence Il does not took un-
reasonable that the witnesses who
are called upon az this late day 70
givc the government the figures which
the packers charged OFF against The
real sure-onough. bona fide, fifty par
cent. dlminutlvo slrloin steak. that
survived the period OF oy-nroducung,
should suffer such lapscs OF memory
and should be unable TO agree so any
groat extent.
II IL far cry from a soup bone 20
baked chicken, neatly canned and La
beIcd. with nice little opener at
tached, TO the good Old New Mexico
range steer that went into the siaugh-
tering pen. n Is very confusing.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

The reports from western Kansas
and from thereon to Chicago and the
real back east show temperatures
and billiards ana SHOWS and winds
and a general hiatus Of wiutry nature
that ought to make an Albuquerque
resident thank an his lucky stars
that he Is out here where such a
thing Is unknown
II Is true that we have had a taste
of cold weather here trifle worse
than anything we have had for many
"a winter. but Il did not last long and
yesterday the old-time winter climate
of Albuquerque came back TO us with
the warm sunshine and the pure air
that have made New Mexico winters
famous
II Is pleasing To see the travellers
from the east step from the limited
and take a promenade up and down
the platform and TO listen 10 them
comment upon the sudden transition
20 soon after crossing the Ration pass.
Let as hope that Kansas and New
York will hang on 70 their bllzzards--
" they are coming IA this direction.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

The Chinese revolutionaries aad the
imperialists have resumed fighting
and Russia Is the first of The pow
ers" to take advantage Of the oppGr-
tunlty and the excuse thus afforded
20 demand of tho sottering govern
ment recognition OF the Independence
Of outer Mongolia. Great Britain and
Japan VIII likewise have something
70 say about other outer" territory
In due course OF time.
n Mongolia elects to he indcpend-
ent az this hour OF disintcgrati0n Of
the empire ana reformation OF the
nation under more democratic forms,
and II II choose to affiliate with RUS
STA as a protector. whose right is il 70
say 20 IL. nay2 True, the powers are
under some kind OF agreement 20
conserve the entity of China. 60 act
Jointly in such mediation and inter
ference as may become necessary fol
tho protection OF the lives and tho
property of foreigners. and TO prevent
partition by force; but voluntary
withdrawal Of provinces from this
empire and their virtual appropria'
ton by nelghboring power. Is an
other question.
The dispatches further state tina
Pelsin officials look for British actor
la Thibot at a later date, as IL y
believed unlikely that Russia hai
taken the present step without con-
quilting with Great Britain and Japan
Wc have no doubt this belief is wed
founded q was To- have been expect
cd that the statecraft Of Russia, ia
pan ana Great Britain would be equal
10 The emergency OF coming 60 some
such tacit understanding as would
nuke Il possible for All three To ulti'
mately get sllce OF territorial pie "a
result of the breaking up Of existing
conditions in China.
II allowed 10 fight It out withou
interference from the outside. IL q
our belief that the reyomuonaries VII
prevail and republic viii succeed
( the ancient monarchy IN China prop
ar. But In the meantime what Wi
virtually have become OF Mongolia
Thibet and Chinese Turkestan--a
Hsast as 60 the definite spheres o
Iinnuenco" under which they Nil
exist?
But China as republic. ever
though shorn Of the territory referre,
20 above. would be- an improvement
on the China oi the past and "A coun
try Of which Us people might iustl!
feel proud.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

II seems "A great pity that care of
the teeth Is also considered a flt sub
ject matter for instruction In the pub
lie schools. when we were az that
happy age when no one wanted US
around and life consisted OF getting
spanked for tracking mud In the
house or forgetting 20 carry in the
wood. We were given "a toothbrush and
told to use II or someone else would
use a hairbrush--not on the teeth,
you understand. but In the neighbour
hood OF the bosom OF the trousers,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
WILLARD NEWS NOTES

willard. n. 81. jan. i3.-The
younger set had the tfnlo OF their life
a few nights ago az a jolly entertain
meut given by Lyman Welsh. at tho
hosptable home OF his grandparents.
Mr.. and Airs. Peter McKissor. Thcrn
were twcnty-four In the crowd who
were chaperoned by Mrs. Ben jack
soE and Miss Ethel Thompson. who
also assisted Mrs. Mcklssor with the
serving OF the eats az ten o'clock.
Not 90 be outdone. the older crowd
announced an informal dance for
Thursday evening AZ Horndon's hall
The three requisites for good dance
IA fine floor, good partner and
CLASSY music were AL provided and a
FOLLY good time WAS the result Tony
stanton. Dr. Cheney WILDER DUN
lazy and Jimmie Chavez were rcspon-
sihle Tor the affair.
Father story is again IN the yicin-
ity and few nights ugo loft Win Mr.
and Mrs william clayton. a fine baby
girl This Is the fourth child To be
born 10 the Claytons. who a;e pros
porous farmers residing three miles
north of town.
Arthur Briggs is Ia Pecos, Texas,
attending court
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

that higher education IL not essential
TO success the success that Is ex.
pressed and mcasured In terms Of
money. ne beheld others OF his kind
and simultaneously he behold many
failures who were highly educated
he inferred. quite iliogically from
that fact that higher education was
handicap to one who Is under IA,
necessity Of making a living. Tn,
last eight or ten years OF his life were
devoted mainly to the propagation OF
that absurd and fontastic idea. In
pamphlets and speeches he aaganod
all the universities. not merely "a
useless things. but az things positive
N harmful lie declared. with sin
certify Of conviction which none could
question, that all tho universities
ought 20 be burned. He seemed 20
prefer fire as tho agency OF deslTuc-
ton in the belief that only when they
were reduced 90 ashes could they
cease to exert baieful influence. lie
betrayed all the intemporance OF a
fanatic. Doubtless MIR. Crane sup
plled much comfort to many men Of
the same way OF thinking, TO men
who think that time spent IN any oih-
ar pursuit than the making of money
Is wasted but there is no evidence
that all the money and energy he
spent In fighting the universities in
jured the cause OF higher education
Certainly a university can not ami
mate block Of wood. nor lmpari
genius Ia a Ounce. Whether Il in
crease or decrease ones power &c
make money must depend largely on
tho pecuiiaritics of the individual II
operates upon. Assuming that one
yield faithful 10 It's regimen, Il mus
increase one's mastery Of his mind Il
must make the mind more obedlent
more mobile, more responsive TO IN,
viii. and that II OF value. whether on,
Is a merchant or a philosopher. Per
haps there are somo in whom hlshei
education bogets distaste Of mere
Incorporating, But Is one poorel
therefor? The man who wants moth
ing Is richer. in all likelihood, than
the man who has much. He Is, az al
events, less burdened with cares. 1
one with an earning capacity of $50,
month enter a university flushed
with the hope of being equipped q
satisfy the desires OF $500 month
come out with an earning capacity q
only sI0O a month. but with desires
shrunk TO $50 a month. has he reason
TO mourn or rejoice? Mr. Crane would
have said that he had been ruined
our own opinion is that he has en-
joyed salvation.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

manage 20 get small quantities az q
time.
During their spare time the cadets
indulge in many innocent amuse-
ments. In barracks humping rgr-
ties" are quite popular WheneySs %
cadet perpetrates Joke that has no
point 10 Il. his classmates go 10 his
room during recreation time ana
bump" him. This consists in nov
Ing out the washstand from the toot
Of the alcove partition. Selling the
victims arms ana legs Ia n viselke
grasp. and at the command. "Hcavc."
humping him against the end OF tbs
alcovC.
DO | like West Point? I'm con-
WINGED it's the hardest school N the
country to stay In. don; like IL very
we'll Yet | know &c / ha1 To leave
ia no sooner be out than I'd like
to be back again,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
SENATOR ASHURST
NOT WORSHIPER
Of JUDICIARY
Man Elected to United States
Senate from Arizona Was
Once Hodcarrier, and Is
Only SO Years Old.

Los Angeles, Calf. jar. ia.-unit-
ed states Sonnior-olcct Iioury y. Ash
hurst, one OF tho two newly-elocted
representatives. OF Arizona In the up-
per house of congress. arrived In Los
Angeles recently from san Francisco
on his way home 20 Arizona. He
spent most OF his visit az his mothers
home at Azusa. where he discussed
some vital problems faced by his
state. The senator-elect. who Is 90
years old, viii be one 90 the youngest
90 enter the senate. but he win 20
TO Washington With the full confidence
Of his party and the majority in Arl-
IONA. He Is filled with ideas and viii,
as the people Of the new state pre-
dict. take an active part In the AFFAIRS
OF government.
''rhe legislature OF Arizona will
convene some time in March, said
senator Ashurst. "nnd viii elect Mar
Gus :. smith and me To- the senate,
we being chosen by the voters az the
recent Arizona election, when the en-
| tire Democratic ticket was elected by
an overwhelming majority. Thl vas
done through It's advocacy az the re-
call OF the Judiciary.
No Worship for Judges.
Judges are only human IN Arizona.
| All Judges there are respected and
hoEorcd; some are loved, but none are
worshipped.
"rhe Democratic party Ia arizona
also demands the abolition OF the
| commerce court-a court recently
created. but which serves no useful
purpose 10 the people. Il Is simply
an overturnlng body la this. that at
every convenient opportunity Il par
alyzes the orders and judgments OF
the interstate commerce commission
We want the orders the DEGREES and
the fndings Of the Interstate com
mCrcc commission 60 be In force and
effect until full and final hearing OF
the merits are hGd in the courts, "a
the end that the people and not the
railroads shall have the benefit OF the
laws delay.
Governor Hunt OF Arizona Il
a bold. brave, able. honest man. he
will make one OF the best governors
any state ever had. There win be ne
| grating under his administration.
I'VE know In advance that there Il
a sovereign remedy for any evils that
intlict the body polite, and that rem
edy has given the people more po'
| wcr."
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
PORTUGAL Is NOT IN
GOOD SHAPE POLITICALLY
scandals and Graft Are sapping
strength of Young Republic; Cuun.
try l. Bankrupt, Has No Credit.

Lisbon, Jan f3.-In Portugal the
political situation Is more confused
than ever, and the present govern
mont admits that its days are num-
bcred A presidential crisis, In fact
Is expected az any moment, as Pres
ident dArriage Is disgusted with the
intrigues that surround him on all
sides and hinder him from carrying
out his plans.
The former minister of Justice. Al
fonso da Costa. IL said to be planning
coup d'etat, but IL iA generally
thought that military dictatorship
under General Pimenta dc Castro.
who was rejected by Chagag cabinet.
is sure TO CONF.
An Instance Of Graft.
Corrouption and scandals are sap
ping the feeble strength Of the Young
republic. The former Portuguese CON
general in London, who changed his
political faith immediately after the
flight OF king Manuel and who as q
reward was nlade ambassador, first
20 Holland and then TO Italy, only To
bee rejected by both countries. Is nov
accused OF having drawn the soinry
and travelling expenses OF ambassador
for more than a year, although he
has never left Lisbon. where he has
squandered the money IN dissipation
OF the lowest kind.
Country u bankrupt.
The people arc furious al this aud
many other successful attempts 90 rob
tho lean national treasury.
Practically speaking, Portugal Is
bankrupt No budget has been pre-
| sented since the revolution ana the
deficit Is said 10 be about twenty
-. rrt... all.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

II seems that the fate Of the Chi
ougo packers. on trial just now on
the question of how much WAS credit
ed upon their books for what h
termed "by-produots.
In the good old days when the
packers operated 20 enthusiastically
"by. products" nko charity covered a
multitude OF things. For instance. u
- said that the leftover parts OF
pork, mutton. beef and their "by'
products were again y-producted'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
MADEBA MILL FIRE
THROWS 500 MEN
OUT OF WORK
Big Plant in Mexico Had a
Capacity Of Million Feet a
Day; Splendid Equipment
is All Destroyed.

The following brief account Of the
fire which recently destroyed the
Pearson saw mill nt Madeira will be
0f local interest. several Albuquerque
men having been employed at tho
plant.
Five hundred men have been
thrown out OF work by a fire. re-
ported to have on incendlary origin
which broke out az che big Pearson
saw mill al MADEIRA, on the Mexican
Northwestern, some DAYS ago.
The fire, SAYS a chihuahua corre-
spondcnt. started In the box factory,
ana had gotten well under way when
first noticed by the Waterman. In
spite Of every effort, however. the
box factory itself. with the sash and
door factory adjoining. we're destroy
cd, although the other buildings and
the lumber yard were saved.
The suspicion OF incendlarisa at
tachcs to the Conflagration. as II was
round that two of the pumps had
been tempered with 20 that they
were unavailable for fire fighting.
The fire was not eStinguishcd until
. o'clock In the morning, although a
large force OF volunteer firemen was
az work fighting II.
This unfortunate occurrence must
represent a pretty heavy loss 10 the
company. as the saw mill II one of
the biggest IN Mexico, having ca
, paclty when both naws are runnns
OF one million feet OF lumber daily
a large number Of skilled foreign op-
eratives are employed aud the equip
ment Of the mill Is the last word In
such matters.
The dispatch states that had Il not
been that a strong east wind aided
the fire fighters the whole plant must
have been destroyed.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

We are awaiting word from saga
more Hin 10 find out whether Car
negle's agreeing with Roosevelt Is
agreeable TO Theodore Al an events,
Mr. Carnegie Is Improving IN his line
of argument from the dope" he first
started 10 hand out.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

The paragraphors' union Is making
a post-ChrIstmas collection Of those
litlle bills with the rubber stamp
hands on 'em pointing 10 the amount
and proclaiming them overdue. The
union now has two red oncs four
blue ones and six purple ones
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Banker Morse Is 10 be removed so
the general hospital of iho army for
expert treatment while In prison all
over the land there are thousands OF
poor devils dying from tuberculosis
and want Of just a little air ana sum
shine.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Richard T. Crane, who died me
s,hor day IN Chlcago. worked himself
up from poverty 20 the estate OF q
millionaire without the advantages OF
more than a rudimentary edneation'
81 Inferred, quite logically, FROM tha'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13
PREPARING FOR MIC
MASQuE BAT.Il ~ HELEN

Belen, n. n, Jan. l8.-belen 500
clcty ~ agitated over the coming
masque ball. which Is to be held IN
the Commercial club Thursday Jan-
uary 49, The Cayanaugh orchestra
from Albuquerque viii furnish the
music: refreshments Will be served;
and a committee headed by Clyde
Newell and Max Dalles VIII see that
the afair Is the biggest social success
Of the season. Mr.. and Mrs Morisette
and benjamin Purycar arc Albuquor-
qGe people who have signinod their
Intention OF attending.
Tho ladies of ST. Phillips guild viii
present a play in the Commercial
club In the near future for the benefit
OF the church,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

The Manchus have advised the inn
perlal throne 60 retire 50 Jehol, but
the insurgent forces apparently In
tend to drive the imperial throne 10
"a different place than Jehol.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

II notice that you speak OF shakes
peare's plays Don't YOU know they
were written By nacon2'
Were theyg ! don't SEQ as n makes
any difference who wrote 'em faint
tn writing that rouses my wonder
"What " "a, then2'
"lt's the faci that any man Twin
could have enough pull 10 get 'em
produced. Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

After man has murdered his wife
IL Is perfectly proper for him to plead
guilty and Ct Is likewise eminently ~
that he should be hanged electro
cutod or otherwise handled.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

California Is getting hers In bunch
es. she has the McNamaras. woman
suffrage. ana now Kansas Is shipping
her 1875 convlcgs 90 put IN her gov
eminent prison.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

The weather bureau az Washington
says that the country should look out
for an extremely cold wave. Not
needing a cold wave IN her business,
New Mexico IL not looking out.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

BY reading the Colorado news
papers carefully, one would not have
TO he informed by the sugar beet wit
ncsses that politics there are in a
bad fx-even Il women do vote,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Mrs. Ortio Mechanical says that tho
confession made by her husband IL
all true. However. no one appears 10
have doubted il 10 any great extent
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

Ten thousand mill operators have
struck sc Lawrence Mass. and " the
strike continues, schedule X viii be
revised without action OF congress
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

For the best aaadle horses IN the
city call phone No 3, w. H. Trimbla
ii3 North Second street.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

For the best saddle horses Ia the
city call phone No. 3, w. L. Trimble,
tis North Second sweet.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-13

New York is 20 have "a sas workers.
strike. And the blizzard is headed
that way.