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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
PUTS AN END TO
ALL DYSPEPSIA
NO INDIGESTION, HEARTBURN,
GAS OR HEADACHE FIVE MIN
UTES AFTER TAKING a LITTLE
pIAPEPSIN.

There would not be a case of tndi-
gestion here if readers who are sub
ject to Stomach trouble knew the ire
rnendous -ferment and digestive
virtue contained in Diapepsin. This
harmless preparation will digest a
heavy meal without the slightest fuss
or discomfort, and relieve the sourest
acid stomach in five minutes, besides
overcoming all foul, Nauseous odors
from the breath.
Ask your pharmacist to show you
the formula, plainly printed on each
5c-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin, then
you will readily understand why this
promptly cures Indigestion and re-
moves such symptoms as Heartburn,
q feeling like a lump of lead in the
stomach. Belching of Gas and Eructa-
tons of undigested food, water brash,
Nausea, Headache. Biiiousness and
many other bad symptoms; and, be-
sides, you will not need laxatives to
Keep your stomach. liver and intes-
tines clean and fresh.
If your Stomach is sour and full of
gas, or your food doesn't digest. and
your meals don't seem to fit. why not
get 50-cent case from your druggist
and make life worth living? Absolute
relief from Stomach misery and per-
feet digestion of anything you eat is
sure to follow five minutes after, and.
besides. one 50-cent case is sufficient
to cure whole family of such
trouble
Surely, a harmless, Inexpensive
preparation like Pape's Diapepsin.
which will always, either at daytime
or during night, relieve your stomach
misery and digest your meals, is about
as handy and valuable thing as you
could have in the house. zee
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

days that are gone but for the gold in
his dreams.
It is picture ever suffused with
freight. Memory and Imagination call
up the old open hearth and the blazing
black log. Heaven seemed ever to
smile on the woman who sewed. The
laughing beams of light like gay
troupes Of gold -liveried fairies, played
hide and-seelS in her siivery hair.
But the big. bright hearth has passed
away, and with it are fast going the
women who sew. Times and customs
and needs have changed. Once the
grandest danes took pride in making
their own finest dresses. Today even
ordinary DANES feel it sufficient ac-
complishment to put on without as
sistance the gowns that are made for
them.
What was once an accomplishment
has become a trade. There are left
among US few housewives who sew.
Only here and there Is now encoun-
tered a cheerful, busy reminder of a
glory that is gone.
She may be plain of face and poor
Of dress--this rare woman who still
sews-but In the abandon to her work
the shifting folds Of her gown take
graceful shapes and the rough lines Of
her features soften and melt under the
free play OF unguarded feelings.
Sorrows may have pinched her face.
Toll may have roughened her hands.
Want may have faded and travelled her
dress. She may sew, not through the
love that cheers, but for life that Is
loveless and cheerless. If so-and God
knows how often IL Is so!-then the
picture is most pitiful-yes, but even
then the woman is at her most beau
tiful when she sews.
Every stitch binds her closer to
some loved one.
She may be happy maiden sewing
bright hopes into the seams OF her
wedding dress.
Or a young wife whose every needle
thrust carries with IL an ecstatfc thrill
of secret expectation.
Or a mother softly lining the frock
of her little one with a celestial fabric
whose warp and wool are pride and
joy fear and anxiety.
Or a dear old grandma whose needle
slowly draws after 1t the long double
thread Of meditation and memory.
Or a widow, sightless with tears,
feeling her way along the seams Of the
shroud that is to enwrap her dear dead
and all that the world holds for her of
happiness and hope.
God bless her with the sweet face
and busy handsi
She is almost entirely gone from
among us.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
The Underwood Vote
In Alabama.

In considering the result of yester-
days primary election In Alabama
where that states delegation was
pledged to Oscar Underwood, the. fact
should not be overlooked that Under
woods name was the only one which
appeared on the presidential ballot.
Alabama is Mr.. Underwood's home
state and it was by tacit consent
agreed that no other name but his
should be printed on the primary bal
lot.
Any claims therefore Of great I'm
derwood victory in that state are dis
counted in advance by the situation
itself. The primary simply means that
Alabama has endorsed home man
just as is done in numerous cases in
every presidential election year.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
Keeping Yourself in
Repair Is Important.

When you find that your watch is
losing a minute a day, you hasten to
have it regulated.
II your horse goes lame or your dog
gets sick, you seek a remedy at once.
If your friend has a fault, you see 1t
and want 1t corrected.
But, somehow or other, you treat
yourself so very differently.
The one thing precious above all
others to you, that you are especially
charged to keep in repair-yourself-
you treat with greater indifference
than you do your dog.
You habitually do a thousand things
that you know injure your health. and
that you would not permit your. dog to
do. and you don't care.
If you find your pulse is losing a
beat or two a minute, the fact doesn't
worry you half as much as does the
loss of a second or two by your watch.
The watch must go at once for re-
pair and regulation, but your pulse
well, maybe that will work itself
around all right. No matter about
that.
The chances are that you don't very
often know whether your pulse is beat
ing or not. You care so little about it
Once a week. at least, you carefully
compare your watch with chronom-
eter to know that ii IL right. But you
don't ever compare your pulse with
anything. Why? Because you don't
care as much about your heart as you
do about your watch. The watch cost
you maybe $50; the heart cost you
nothing. And thus you value them.
No man ever yet controlled oppor-
tunity and fate until he had first
learned to control himself
Maybe your wife, or your husband,
or IL you have neither. then some other
nearest to you, sometimes gets out of
sorts-as wives and husbands and all
intimates willard falls for while 20
run in harmony with your own spirits.
Do you hasten to regulate the wife or
husband or friend with a pleasant word
and a CHEEKY smile, that best OF all
remedies for disordered spirits, or do
you TOukuAy JdI PAbA e@AAN AS9AN~Nf
in a way you would not for minute
think of doing with your watch.
A wife or husband or chum is Tar
more easily regulated and kept in re-
pair than a watch. IL the same careful
and prompt attention be given in the
one case as in the other.
Thousands of men and women teach
pet dogs difficult tricks. yet neglect 70
teach their children even good man
ners.
There are men who will stay up all
night with a sick horse, but will not
lose ten minutes sleep over a sick wife.
The instinct to care for things we
prize is inherent in us. We could not
get away from it II We would. But
we differ vastly in the things we prize.
Nine -tenths OF US seem TO value things
according to cost price and overlook
the priceless worth Of blessings given
us free.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
Deafness Cannot be Cured

local applications, as they cannot
rSAch the diseased portion of the ear.
mere ID only one way 70 cure deafness
xno that is by constitutional remedies
Dieafness Is caused by an infiamed condi-
uon OF the mucous lining Of the Eu-
stachina Tube. When this tube is nj
named you have a rumbling sound or
inporfeef hearing, and when IL is en-
ureiy closed. Deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing Will be destroyed for
ever; nine cases out of ten are caused
oy Catarrh. which Is nothing but an in
named condition Of the mucous sur
We will give One Hundred Dollars
Ior any case. of Deafness (caused by ca
hrrh) that cannot be cured by Halls
Satarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
r. ] CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
sold by Druggists, 75c
:. Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

# does It taints Mr.. Underwood's
Phone $50

It does. it taints Mr.. Underwood's
campaign.
In extending this invitation to Mr..
Underwood's headquarters we wish to
particularize that we ourselves are
willing to make the same showing
about the financing of Wilson head
quarters.
WEEKLY AUDIT PROPOSED.
1--WE invite Mr.. Underwood's head
quarters to submit to a weekly audit
of it's accounts, from the inception of
its work on until May 1.
Wilson headquarters will submit to
the same thing.
I'VE invite them tc permit the pub
lication, each week, of their receipts
and expenditures, in detail.
Wilson headquarters will agree to
do exactly likewise.
And If they consider the cost of
the audit an expense which they can
not properly approve, we at Wilson
headquarters viii pay the whole ex-
pense of the audit for both headquar-
tiers each week.
This is fair. It is Just. 1t is rea-
sonable. The people of the state have
a right to information, under exist
ing circumstances, on which to base
their judgment"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
TUESDAY, APRIL 2, 1912.
Big Business Wants
Wilson Defeated.

Sunday morning The Journal pub
lished the statement Of the Wall Street
Journal which said that an under
standing had been or was to be eff
fected between the Harmon Clark n
derwood forces with the object OF
weakening Woodrow Wilson In those
states where Wilson is strongest
Commenting on this statement of the
Wall Street paper, Golfers Weekly
asserts that the alleged alliance against
Wilson Ia much more sinister than A
mere friendly division of territory.
The same money" says Golfers, that
worked for Clark in Missouri, has since
been working in Louisiana to get the
delegation for Harmon. In no state is
there contest between any two
members of the combination; in Texas
Il is Harmon against Wilson, in Kan
sas 1t has been Clark against Wilson
and in Georgia Underwood against
wilson"
1t therefore becomes more and more
EVIDENT daily that Big Business is
Oing to defeat Wilson IL such a thing
ben particular about it's methods.
Ia reference to Speaker Clark's part
ID the matter, the New Orleans States
says that what is important is that
speaker Clark and his friends set to
work at once to convince the rank and
file of the Democratic party that he is
limo alliance with Harmon or anybody
else to compass the defeat of Woodrow
Wilson in the Baltimore convention. If
he fails to do so, his boom for the
nomination is likely to be exploded.
The people are watching the political
strategy of the special interests care
fully, and the candidate who is in
sympathy with it or expects to benefit
by it will go to pot"
In Florida all that is necessary 20
do to discern the real motive behind
the Frame-up whose purpose is to de-
feat Wilson is to watch the lineup.
The Wilson opposition here is in
the main composed of those people who
are always found on the side of Big
Business and the Special interests.
What is known as the old Corporation
crowd is solidly for Underwood. Name
railroad lawyer and you have an
Underwood man. Cite a newspaper
that has heretofore been lined up with
the Corporation interests and you have
an Underwood supporter.
These people are for Underwood, not
because many Of them expect to see
him nominated, but because they think
they may be able to manufacture
enough sentiment around the "favorite
son" idea to perhaps use Underwood
for the defeat of Wilson.
Wilson's defeat accomplished and 90
per cent Of the Underwood supporters
will go solidly to Harmon.
These are all things that the Florida
voter has been noting. and the result
is that Big Business. Special interests
and Corporation politicians are goins
to get the worst political drubbing that
the people of Florida have ever admin
istered to them.
woodrow Wilson will carry Florida
against any combination or Frame-ur
that can be made against him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
Filth and flies go hand in hand.

We hope that it is not true The
Pensacola Journal thinks that 1t sees
signs of the Tampa Tribune-so re-
Gently so strong for Governor Harmon
Topping Underwood wise. But the
Tribune said that Underwood could
not be nominated, and II nominated
could not be elected-Miami Metrop-
oils.
But The Journal does not believe the
Tribune is going to do anything SO
foolish. We believe the Tribune thinks
Harmon is the best man running, but II
is not going to attempt to help carry
Florida for a candidate IL has said has
not shadow of a show to win.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
He Was the Man.

Didn't meet you in barroom last
night?"
'It seems to me you did. You had
p twin brother along with you, didn't
your"
NO. but 1 guess you're the man !
met, all right.
Effective.
How she'll I break my husband Of
playing poker?
"Just break him, and keep him that
way"
InSuIted.
India. Rubber Man--Why did the
Bearded Lady throw a brick at the
Living Skeleton?
Human Ostrich-He told her she was
no gentleman.
II Must be So.
isn't 1t funny that all editors are
either bachelors or else happily mar
ried?
How do you know that?"
Aren't all the newspapers in favor
of more stringent divorce laws?"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
A Vanishing Picture
The Woman Who Sews.

Where is there in this world more
beautiful sight than a woman sitting
IN the fire glow with some needle work
IN her 1.-the, busy hands?
II Is life picture that appeals not
to the eyes and mind alone, but to the
heart and soul of every man who sees,
through it and through the years, the
dear mother and the loving care in the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
Sold.

IT sold myself to you!" che cried.
Il wed you for your gold"
You err, I'm that case" I replied,
Il, and not you, was sold"
Well and Strong.
That's an unhealthy pipe you are
smoking"
Unhealthy Nonsensel It's get-
ting stronger every day
An Elevator.
There was a man named ColQuhoun,
Who was barkeep in Casey's salqu-
loun;
He could mix you a drink,
ThatmM Mh6cRuSe you to think,
Nhot-air balquhounl
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
WALL Street
MONEY USEDF FOR
UNDERWOOD
IMPUTATloN THAT WALL
STREET is FINANCING THE UN-
DERWooD MOVEMENT so FAR
GOES Observation-Disclosures
TO MAKE A WEEKLY AUDIT OF
FINANCES.
Special to The Journal.

Atlanta, Ga, April IA direct invi-
tation to disclose the source of its
campaign funds and to detail their
expenditures has been extended to the
Underwood state headquarters in At
lanta by Wilson state headquarters,
which offers to meet a response to the
invitation by also publishing its
finances.
State Senator w. ]. Harris, one of
the Wilson managers, declares that
the invitation is quite sincere.
The imputation that Underwood
headquarters in this state are being
financed from Wall street through
Senator Bankhead has been left un-
disputed until it has become a con-
viction in the minds of thousands of
people he declared.
''If Mr.. Underwood's managers are
willing that it should rest that way,
an intelligent man could not help but
conclude that the imputation is cor
rect.
EVASION CONDEMNS THEM.
eff Mr.. Underwood's managers are
in such q position that they must
evade the invitation, then their evas-
ion itself condemns them.
But If the charges that Wall
streets money is being spent for Mr.
Underwood in Georgia, and that little
or no Georgia money is being used to
pay the legitimate expenses of his
campaign in this state, are not true,
then the good name Of Democracy de-
mands that they be denied and dis
proven and dismissed utterly for all
time by the only authority that can
disprove them-the head of Mr.. In
derwood's campaign in Georgia.
Tne charge that Wall street money
Is being furnished through Senator
Bankhead. an interest senator, to pay
headquarters expenses, which I know
must be heavy from what I hear of
the big force OF assistants and stenog-
raphers; and to pay for Underwood
supplements in the weekly news
papers of the state; and to paw ex-
penses of travelling Organizers, and
others-this charge, say, has been
uttered and has not been denied to
this day.
1T is my belief that It cannot sue
cessfully be denied.
Il am convinced that Wall street
money is the heart and soul of
MT. Cnderwood's Georgia campaign.
though Mr.. Underwood himself may
not know where II comes from.
i have not the slightest reason to
believe that any of the money is be-
ing spent for illegitimate purposes. In
fact l would not insult Georgia S
voters to the extent of implying that
any of them could be bought. even
were Mr.. Underwood's workers willing
10 buy them.
But do believe that tainted money
is being spent in perfectly legitimate
ways. l do believe that Wall street
is the source OF finances Of Mr.. Tn
derwood's Georgia campaign.
i do not believe that Georgians are
contributing even a 1.-THE of what is
spent in this state in his behalf.
The gist OF the charge is that the
money comes from a rotten source. II
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
zEM0 FOR YOUR SKIN

No matter what the trouble. &C.
zema, cha1ng, pimples, salt rheum,
Zemo instantly stops irritation. The
cure comes quick. Sinks right in,
leaving no trace. Zemo is a vanish
ing liquid. Your skin fairly revels
with delight the moment Zeno is ap-
piled. Get a % cent trial bottle guar
anteed to do the work or your money
back. The Crystal RhArnaGM
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

A Chicago social item says Miss An
ME Rooney was married the other day.
How strange things come about-and
she was such a popular girl when our
grandmother used to sing about her.
But the fellow can have an old 'un II
he wants her.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

A patient in a Milwaukee hospital
has lost six ounces of brain matter and
continues to live to perpiex the ply
sicians. The fellow will probably re-
cover. move to Alabama and do well
where he will have congenial COM
pantOns
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Gonzalez, of Columbia square meal
fame, ought to have been at the Jour
nails gopher gumbo banquest last night
He'd want to start a dispensary in Co.
lumbia and sell nothing but gopher
gumbO.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
Ins3U@DYH1BW&Y

ObseQuiea.
so you knocked him clear cut Of
business" said the friend OF thu
pugilistic champion. well, he's a
dead one now"
Yes" unused the bruiser, gazing at
the senseless form OF the sspirant for
honors, II have administered the last
sad right"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

The Journal likes the fair way the
Mobile Register has of dealing with
the presidential candidates. 1t Is sup
porting Underwood, but it is doing
everything in it's power to show Will
sons record as a faithful and efficient
governor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Both Colonel Roosevelt and Presi-
dent Taft delight in outdoor sports
and the people will give them chance
to indulge in them to their entire sat
isfaction, uninterrupted by official du-
ties,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

In Bob Taylor's death the south lost
a character who lived in an atmos-
phere OF charity toward all men and
who contributed his every thought to
making those around him happier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

J. T. Moncrief, Birmingham, Ala,
formerly a resident of Montgomery
county, writes: Il had been under a
specialist in kidney and bladder dis
eases for two months without definite
results when 1 heard of Foley Kidney
Pills and started to take them. Now
after a months time 1 am almost com
pleteiy well and feel better than have
for years" w. A. D'Alemberte.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Hub Allen is a better manager than
Larkin Cleveland. but Hub had cold
feet and was afraid he could not re-
peat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

A little baseball knowledge is a dam
gerous thing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Colonel Roosevelt lost his pajamas
n New York the other day. Had an
Idea the colonel would split 'em by
trying to step too far.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Unless this weather lets up a fell
low'l have to get bait cup full of
worms and go a-fishin'.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Our candid advice is for the colonel
10 be satisfied with his easy two-bag-
ger-he should let someone else make
the third out.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Harpers Weekly thinks the colonel
would make a splendid pallbearer for
the Republicans.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Because 1t is the purest Of the pure,
gopher gumbo ought to be named after
Dr. Wiley.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Even the defeated Rubes forgave all
when they were partaking of gopher
gumbo the delightful.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

But The Journal could never have
won without that gopher for a mascot
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Young widows never stay so for a
long period.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

The l.. & n. is now doing its part IN
the way Of advertising West Florida
the garden spot of the globe.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

1T is your duty. parents. to teach
your girls how to f1irt, said a speaker
at a Child's Welfare meeting in New
York the other day. But of course
they have no brown eyed ones up there
or this advice would not be necessary.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

And little gopher gumbo is a de-
licious thing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Presidential elector candidates are
numerous In West Florida
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Texas brags about producing seven
million dollars worth of peaches an
nually, but one smile from one of Pen
sacola's brown eyed beauties is worth
more than that.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02
ROOF SLIGHTLY
DAMAGED BY FIRE

Some excitement was caused in the
neighborhood yesterday just about
noon when the residence of A. J. Tate,
500 East Gadsden street, was discov-
cred TO be on fire. However. the
prompt arrival and efficient work Of
the fire department prevented any Sc
rious damage and extinguished the
flames after the roof had been slightly
damaged.
The fire was reported to the police
station by telephone by Frank Rad
cliffe at 1888.
Gibbs-My wife explored my pockets
last night.
Dibbs-How did she come out?
Gibbs-As an explorer should. She
acquired enough material for lecture
Boston Transcript
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Swatting the ny is Just as much fun
as swatting the Rubes, and it's a
pleasure the old and young can enjoy.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-02

Long Live the West Florida Press
Association.