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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22
Dat Of To.On VISITORS

" T. Mead, a banker Of Pasadena,
Cal, Is here on business Connected
with his ranch IN Mexico.
DT v. E. Garrison. president Of the
agricultural college at Mesilla park,
was here Thursday.
j. O. Crockett. head Of the sales de-
parCment OF the Pearson Lumber com
pany and confidential adviser to vice
the east to investigate the situation
IN Mexico and on the border.
Mrs. c. L. Steenbergen and little
daughter left Thursday for their home
at Paris, KY, after visiting the former 8
brother, George W. Dennis, the past
two months.
Rev. John Henry 6ssser presiding
elder Of the Albuquerque district OF
the Methodist church, south, spent
Monday and Tuesday in Ell PasS attend
ing the annual meeting Of the confer
ence board OF church extension. While
IN the city he was the guest OF Rev.
c Wesley Webdell.
Mrs Ella Stewart and three child
ren, formerly OF FL Paso, but now Of
Valentine, spent a few days in the city
last week the guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
j. H Short OF I'll North Ochoa street.
Mrs B. ". Boatwright is the hostess
tC her daughter, Mrs. Durfee and her
grandson, Jack Durfee, from Temple.
Texas.
N Mueller and daughter. Gertrude,
OF Chihuahua, on their way to Europe,
arrived in III Pasc last night and viii
visit az the home Of Mr.. and Mrs
William Moeller 1912 Montana street.
Miss Winfred clark, Mr.. and Mrs.
L F. Brakfeld and M. and Mrs. R
=. Bits, all OF Silver City, n n, are
here for several days, visiting rela-
tives and friends in the city.
and son, jay F. Knox, Of this city
have returned from Lordsburg and
Silver City on business trip.
Mrs. P. 2 Jett and daughter, Of
Mescalero, n n, are visiting Mrs.
gett's aunt and uncle, Dr. and Mrs.
Howard Thompson.
Randall Kilburn returned to Pear
son, Mex, Wednesday evening where
he is engaged in surveying the Ma
Miss Jessie Lindley who has spent
the winter here visiting her sister
and brother, Mr. and Mrs Zach Cobb
has returned to her home in Houston,
Texas.
Mrs. A E. Drake and daughter. Miss
Florence, who have been visiting. in
the city for several weeks, have left
for New Orleans. La
Judge Walter B. Grant Of Boston.
Mass, trustee Of the Cotton estate
eral weeks spent in this city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22
= q ADA1fE. persuade me tears are
MI good
To wash our mortal cares
away


M good
To wash our mortal cares
These eyes shall weep a sudden flood
And stream into a briny bay.
OF. il these orbs are hard and dry
(These or5s that never used to rain),
Some star direct me where to buy
One sovereign drop for all my pain
We're both the golden Indies NINE
10 give both Indies for tear;
I'd barter all but what's divine;
Nor shall think the bargain dear.
But tears alasl are trifling things
They rather feed than heal our woe;
From trickling eyes new sorrow
springs
AS weeds in rainy seasons grow.
DIR Isaac Watts Against Tears"
TFDr. Isaac Watts had been a woman,
he would have added that tears
make one hideous; they redden the
nose and eyes. and If sincere, are shed
in such forgedulness Of personal ap-
pearance that disheveled hair and IN
tidy attire accompany them.
Ny dear girls. young and old. don't
shed them. You can't take tears to
market and cash then If a man is
moved by them, he loses his aimira-
ton for you, and feels contempt for
himself that ne let a little brine in
fluence him.
You are weak to shed them. he IS
weak to be influenced against his bet
ter Judgment If you can't win your
way with q stiff upper lip and a brave
smile, then, my dear, you may as we'll
retire from the race, for these are the
days when tears are no longer in fash
ion.
That they ever prevailed IS due to
mischievous artists and poets, who pic
tured and sang a NiObe dissolved in
tears that was picturesque and allur-
ing SculptOrs assisted IN the mischief
by making Of Grief a woman so sweet
and attractive that those who beheld
lost their hearts.
The next time you have had a good
cry. get a good strong light On your
face in front Of the mirror.
Do YOU resemble any Grief IN oil or
marble YOU ever beheld?
Your hair is dampened out OF curl;
your eyes are red and swollen and
have the expression Of two oysters
floating In g fish-shop PAN your face
IS wrinkled. and the color that should
be in your cheeks is in your nose,
which shines ike q TN reflector
Look at yourself and then ask your
self this question. Did my tears do
one bit OF good2
If you shed them alone, no, for no
one saw who might have been weakly
influenced.
If you shed them with some one TO
see then you made OF yourself chrome
that spoiled every pretty picture your
friend had of YOU
If they did any good, I would urge
you TO shed them and would beg you
TO organize a Good Cry Club, where
an VINO have sOrrOws could meet and
cry and cry and cry We would sob
On one another's shoulder. and sigh and
rain tears down one another's necHs.
We would petition the mayor, and fl
nslly make our prayer reach congress,
asking that certain hours be set aside
every day when all women might weep.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22
Dipners and LuncheOns

Mrs. W. r. Brown VIII be hostess
Of the Saturday Luncheon club this
week at her home the meeting hav-
ing been postponed last week on ac-
count Of the serious illness OF Mrs
Malcolm Webb
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Mexican lines. % cents dozen. The
Elite Confectionery.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

N. Mueller and daughter, Gertrude,
OF Chihuahua, on their way to Europe,
arrived in Ii Paso last night and viii
visit az the home Of Mr. and Mrs.
William MOeller, 1912 Montana street.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22
Cards

Mrs. L J. Gilchrist viii be hostess
Of the Wednesday Bridge club next
Wednesday afternoon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Miss WInfred Clark, Mr. and Mrs
L T. Brakfeld and Mr.. and Mrs R
F. Bits, all OF Silver City. n. n. are
here for several days, visiting rela-
tives and friends in the city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22
About Ell Pasoans

Mrs. r c. Walshe. who Is III at PrOvi-
dence hospital, is improving
Mexican lines, 20 cents dozen. The
Elite Confectionery
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Jos. J. Knox, Of Columbus, Ohio,
and son, jay F. Knox, Of this city.
have returned from Lordsburg and
Silver City on a business trip.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Mrs B. ". BOatwright is the hostess
to her daughter, Mrs. Durfee and her
grandson, Jack Durfee, from Temple.
Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Pasteurized milk. 81 PasO Dairy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Full measure at southwestern Fuel Co
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

The regular Saturday night dance
VIII be given at the Country club
this week.
Fun Measure at Southwestern Fuel Co,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

RAPIDLY REBUILDING HOUSTON.
Houston Texas, March 22-The in
surance companies have settled all
claims for losses incurred in the decent
fire in this city and the work of re-
construction Is wei under way. re-
placing the $4,000, 900 loss.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Rev. John Henry Messer presiding
elder Of the Albuquerque district OF
the Methodist church, south spent
Monday and Tuesday in Ell PasS attend
ing the annual meeting Of the confer
ence board OF church extension. While
in the city he was the guest OF Rev.
c. Wesley Webdel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Mrs Ella Stewart and three child
ren, formerly OF FL Paso, but now Of
valentine, spent a few days in the city
last week the guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
j. H Short OF I'll North Ochoa street.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Mrs. P. E. Jet and daughter. Of
3IescalerO. n n, are visiting Mrs
Jetts aunt and uncle, DR.. and Mrs.
Howard Thompson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22
soIn1InNYTIIn -

rec Messenger service--ArdoIn's.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Randall Kilburn returned to Pear
son. Mex, Wednesday evening. where
he is engaged in surveying the Ma
de-a forests
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Mrs c. L. Steenbergen and little
daughter left Thursday for their home
at Paris, KY. after visiting the former 8
brother, George W, Dennis, the past
two months.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

DT v. E. Garrison. president Of the
was here Thursday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

" T. Mead, a banker of Pasadena,
with his ranch IN Mexico.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

J. O. Crockett. head Of the sales de-
partment OF the Pearson Lumber com
pany and confidential adviser to vice
president II. l. Miller. Is here from
the east to investigate the situation
IN Mexico and on the border.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

Miss Jessie Lindley who has spent
the winter here visiting her sister
and brother, Mr.. and Mrs. Zach Cobb.
has returned to her home in Houston,
Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-22

As weeds in rainy seasons grow.
DR. Isaac Watts Against Tears"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Bishop Rowe, now of South Dakota,
was upon a certain occasion obliged
to start out afoot to reach a church in
an eastern state. The August day
was close and hot and the road was
dusty, so that after half an hours pc
destrianism the reverend gentleman
was we'll pleased when a man drew
along in a spring wagon and offered
lift. His reverence wore no clerical
garb and the state Of his apparel after
the tramping gave small indication Of
his calling
The, team logged into a deep wood.
The churchman deemed the time and
the place fit for the broaching of spir-
itual things. Accordingly he opened
the subject-rather abruptly, he con-
fesses.
young man." he demanded solemn
ly, "are you prepared to die?"
do you know" the bishop limo
Gently explained afterward, "the fell
low gave a whoop, dropped the reins,
jumped off the seat, and, before I
could say word, he had gone crash
ing through the woods! Now, why
do you suppose he did that?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29
old MAID FOR WISDOM
.rer ADVICE or ALL DEscRiP'
TONS HERS TO GIVE.
especially About Matrinaony. says
One. Is the Married Woman apr 70
ne Acsuated by Her Own
Experiences.

81 don't know what to think sald
the college graduate.
cts the first admission OF the hinu
since YOU got your diploma sald
the old maid.
"What to think about what"' ask
cd the matron just turned thirty f1er
month was down at the corners
80 +bere was a wrongs-for-women
look in her eye.
"About marrying. Dave is begin
ming to insist on marrying Just as
7 am beginning to see that | nave
como future ahead If I work life out
by myself"
Don't hesitate a minute said the
nstron Just turned thirty, and
brought her teeth together with a no
ticeable click. what can you 90
better than anything else!
t''I am interested, you know, IN &C.
lestial mechanics"
Then go in for it. Go in FOR any
thing that has that word celestial IN
il. It sounds promising. 1t may lead
Won into heaven. Marrying won't.
There's no use W ploIS 1850 ~
will"
The telephone bell rang then. and
while the matron just turned thrty
answered it, the other two regarded
each other with looks that said that
they were astonished at her and COM
miserative Of her. Then her voice
at the telephone came on to them IN
]
pose I can go. oh, yes, | suppose
want to. Really? You surprise me.
From the way you rushed Off this
morning l should hardly have thought
- Yes. but what made you forget?
You have missed Ye-es, | have,
too. You old darling! All right,
then, hurry home. I'll be ready
She came back from the telephone
to the two who had listened in con-
scienceless attention. Jim and
are going TO have little celebration
tonight" she announced shamelessly.
Its our anniversary" She went out
of the room then, red but radiant.
IF you really want any advice
about marrying" said the old maid.
turning upon the college graduate,
you will have to come to us single
women. You can't believe anything
the married ones tell you. They are
here today and there tomorrow. Their
conclusions about matrimony rest
upon no surer base than whether or
not their husbands remembered to
kiss them goodby this morning. They
haven't any perspective. 1t takes
an old maid to be the president Of
a congress Of mothers, and it takes
one to illuminate the subject of mat
rimony for the young and unde-
cided"
Turn on your searchlight, then.
Let's have the illumination"
ooh, all that it comes to is that
each woman has to decide for her.
SELF said the old maid.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29
Is Letter Writing Lost Art?

1t is well-known fact that in the
present rush of life the art of letter
writing is dying rapidly, especially
among women. There is no time lost
in long-winded sentences and needless
fancy comments. The up-to-date
mondaine in question expresses her.
self in short, precise, crisp manner,
and merely betrays her frame of
mind, while corresponding, in the Sc.
lection of her ink. If the lady means
to show herself in an amiable, friend
ly mood, she chooses green ink. yell
low or orange implies that the writer
is exuberantly happy. The various
shades Of violet demand careful
study on the part of the reader, blue
predominating over red to an i'm.
portant extent when the writer seeks
consolation. The most eccentric case
Of all is the use of white ink upon
red paper. The latter expresses ex.
ceptional pride and energy carried to
an excessive degree.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29
Germany Makes Maonesia Floors

They are making the floors Of biz
office buildings in Germany of mix
ture of magnesium chloride, pulver.
lied magnesia and sawdust, laid from
two to four inches thick. Consul Gen.
eral Robert P. Skinner reports from
Hamburg that such floors ara water.
proof, almost fireproof. crack-free,
warm under foot. elastic, sound-proof
nd cheaper than pine flooring, thing
Or stone
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

1t rs doubtful II Andre de Fouqui-
eres sill succeed IN his announced
purpose TO persuade US to dress aft
er the French fashion, since American
men have a rooted prejudice against
wearing corsets and hoopskirts with
their frock coats.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

A London gentleman, opposed to tip
ping. let his whiskers grow rather
than bestow honorarium upon the
tonsorial artist. Wonder il the new
style whiskers have anything TO
do witt. this latter day crusade against
tipsg
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

To be simple and to be without
guile is to triumph over all. Is there
not the case of the young woman who
when congratulated upon the quality
and strength of her perfumery said
that she was glad he had noticed 1t?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

In Baltimore a police justice has
arranged mirrors in his court room so
that drunks and disorderlies viii have
to see themselves. Justice should
have a little pity.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Physicians are now discussing
Which brings up the question:; How
can physicians agree on who are in.
curables?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Infantile paralysis has appeared
among the Eskimos in Alaska. The
backward races must often sit down
and wonder whether civilization really
pays.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

An eighteen-pound lobster has been
caught in Long Island Sound. Still. a
chorus girl can catch a bigger one
than that on Broadway any day in
the year.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

There used to be made in this coun-
try copper-toed shoes that the small
boy could not kick out in one month.
All. those were happy days for par
entsi
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Chinese women are said to have
the most beautiful compilations in the
world. Still, it depends on whether
it is orientally considered.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Resolve to live a hundred years
and you can do it," says a st. Louis
physician. But the majority of good
resolutions are broken in short time.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

An eastern man wrote a tragedy and
the manager turned it into comedy
1t is but step from the sublime to
the ridiculous, after all.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Women certainly are obstinate crea'
lures. One in Boston is contestins
the dictum of three courts that de-
cIared her dead.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Plants and vegetables are to be
raised by electricity. AS far as fruits
are concerned, we already have cleo
trio currents
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

kissing is forbidden in public places
In Switzerland. Undoubtedly on the
ground that there is more than enough
danger there without 1t.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Now the German scientists have dis
covered a means of producing artifi'
cial milk. Why not invent way to
grow eggs on the egg plant.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Our pupils are found to be weak in
the three RS. The old-fashioned
spelling bee might profitably be re-
vived. it seems.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Somebody claims to have discovered
black snow in the Alps, But any win
ter he can find a lot of it in Pitts
burgh.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Women outnumber men in both New
York and Philadelphia.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

A New York man was robbed oil
his pearl necklace, worth $4,000, on
an ocean liner. Where was his
chaperon?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Before ordering your split pea soup
you should periodically inquire if tho
pea was split in Germany or America
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

A London specialist says that mod
ern dress is killing women. Yet most
women desire their gowns to be kill
ing.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

According to a scientist. al men
will be baldheaded in 500 years. It's
a cinch they will if they live until
tten.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Medical science il constantly discov'
ering hundreds of n@v reasons why
people should call in the doctor.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

London is shocked over the way the
British nation is taking to gum chew.
ing. But they stick to it.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

~ ~ - - y
ahead of it's time
In conveniences
and ingenious con-
trivances and from
t h e d e S i 6 n 8 Of
which the great
architects of today
fashion the coun-
try h o m e S Of
W e a | t b y Amer
leans. Monticello
is indeed a perma-
nent and magnifi-
cent monument to
the creative genius
of the great states
man.
This h S t ORIG
spot has been re-
stored by its pres
ent owner, Con-
gresham jefferson
M. Levy of New
York, in W hos e
family it has now
been for more
than eighty years.
1t is now in as
nearly the Same
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

London swindler sold dried
peas for liver pills. Probably just as
effective.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

"Women's dresses are to become
tighter" Roller skates next and a
boz behind to push
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

They say the new ten-dollar bill is
work of art, but it can't be at that
price.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

Concerning that Red Sox victory.
why not drop it? Sncdgrass did.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

A baby was born in New York on
the elevated. Starting life pretty
high.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29

That restored Venus of Milo proves
to be southpaw with good curves
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29
xMONTICELLOI

90 I'VE me a house on the
NNEVN.S mountain top and beneath
MW,E,W the forest trees"
VA SSNN So said Thomas Jeffer-
@lg son, patriot and statesman,
who wrote the Declara-
ton OF Independence of the United
States, long before he had come into
the possession of the estate that is
set high on the hills near the town
of Charlottesville, Va. And he made
his wish come true, for when the es-.
tate crowned by the hill known as
Monticello, "the little mountain"
came to him by Inheritance, Jefferson
brought into being a mansion that
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1912-11-29
Northern Wisconsin Advertiser

JOHN e. HIMLEY, Publisher.