Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-09
JARS Il 3, the Solar

WE THOUGHT the ghost OF that
boundary dispute had been laid.
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THE GENTLEMAN who is putting
IN creamery. will also cheese Il.
TT rs NOW up to the governor to
say, "Bless you my children"
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THEY OUGHT TO stop up a few OF
The hoIes in that San Miguel county
Jail
THE ARIZONA houae has passed a
bin giving votes to women. We rather
expected that in Arizona.
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QUESTIONING there any lm-
munity baths connected with that leg.
ialatiye bath room affair?
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WILSON RECENTLY talked TO the
Poles. The latter's ballots will talk
az the Polls.
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IT ALSO TAKES nerve to go back
TO the farm just az the time spring
blowing Is due
TAFT rs NO progressive, says
Roosevelt. There Is really nothing
new IN that IN the way OF an expletive.
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SENATOR DIXON dld not exactly
call Mr. Taft a thief but his remarks
vergod perllously on the unparliamen.
tary.
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THERE IS A WELL grounded sus-
picion that the house Is not entirely
agreed about the guilt Of the allegel
bride takers.
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TUE FIRST spring crocus is al
right IN rs way; but we sing rather
the more substantial and hOmely mer.
It's Of the FIRST spring cabbage.
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PEARY SAYS HE believes both OF
them found the South pole. II we re.
member correctly he didn't talk ox-
actly that way about the North pole
SEVEN SEPARATE and distinct
homesteaders moved back TO their
ranches around Stanley last week.
That looks like coming back to the
soil with vengeance.
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CREW REMAINS aboard and
fights fire after passengers are taken
OF In safety" reads the story OF the
burning steamer of Montauk Those
few words are rather eloquent when
you come to think about IT,
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THE EASTER MESSAGE which
after an, does the most damage Is
when she telephones down that the
hat wasn't trimmed anything like she
wanted and she positively will not pay
for Il.
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IN CONNECTION with the tears
shed by r. X. on the tomb OF Lincoln.
We figure that his grief was tempered
by q mental reservation that he could
have told Lincoln few things about
running the country 81 he'd a mind 10.
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THE MILITARY attaches at Rome
regard the war with Tripoli as a good
chance 10 experiment with modern
war machines. We have a hunch that
Islam will try a few experiments with
Italy before the war Is over.
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AS SPECIMENS OF tobacconalian
humor a contemporary has the brazen
effontary to pass out the following:
The king OF l,aly TO Major Archie:
Have cigar BUTTE"
The governor OF Mlssourah to the
governor OF Kansas: Help yourself
TO the cigarettes Stubbs.'
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NOTHING Is more certain" says
an exchange, than that the man who
talks much is going 10 make injudi.
clous statements" Certainly, certain
". but what has that got TO do with
It. n you are going to take all these
presidential candidates. for instance.
a, their word, they are all wild-oyed
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THE SITUATION OF Cairo, sur.
rounded hy water ten feet higher than
he town is not particularly TO be en-
'ied; and it is gratifying to learn that
i II doesn't rain any more and no
moro water comes down the river and
ne levees hold. Cairo Is in no further
LANCER.
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THEY ARE GETTING altogether
90 civilized over al Fort Sumner and
low are putting fence around The
plaza, whereupOn that defender OF
Dur Dumb Animals. the editor OF the
Fort Sumner Review takes up the
.udgel as follows. Now that the plaza
s being feucod Ia, what IA the world
viii the dear, cute little town goats,
lurros, cowsies and other such like
own pests do for a iounging place