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f6Dorung.
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nerittdt ertpdblt.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-01-12
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ihea Ginsebor.nen besangsn.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-01-12
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Cincinnati. 5reitae ben IL. Sannar 1912.

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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15

the deadest man they is. You'd better
come toreckly you can and bring the
hearse, and coffin and a clean shirt
and tombstone. He's wounded me.
but 1 amt dead yet Goodby."
DR.. Sanford received Jimmy's crazy
message in establishment. He, too,
rang the telephone again and again,
but could hear nothing more, so he
walked down to Miss Minerva's house
and rang the door bell. Jimmy open
ed the door and led the way to the
back porch, where the injured man.,
who had just recovered consciousness,
was sitting Imply in chair.
What does all this mean? Are you
hurt?" asked the doctor as he exam
ined Mr.. Jones victim.
''No. think I'm all right now was
the reply; "but that scoundrel certain
" gave me a severe blow"
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15
Copyright, by Reilly 6 Britton Co.,
CHAPTER XIV.
Mr.. Alqernon Jones.


Again it was Monday, with the
was sitting on the grass in his own
front yard in full view of Sarah Jane,
who was ironing clothes in her cabin
with strict orders to keep him at
home. Billy was in the swing in Miss
Minerals yard.
Come on over" he invited.
"I can't" was the reply across the
fence, "Pm so good now l bout got
Iigion; l reckon I'm going to be a
mish'nary or politician, one or
t'other when I'm a grown-up man
cause I'm so good; 1 amt got
but five whippings this week.
been good ever since 1 let
you 'suade me to play Injun. I'm
the coolest boy in this town, spec.
Sometimes / get scared bout being
30 good cause / hear a woman say
II you too good, you going to die or
you amt got no sense, once. You
come on over here; you amt trying
to be good like what I'm trying, and
Miss Minerva don't never do nothing
tall to you 'cepting put you to
bed"
I'D ruther to git whipped fifty hun
derd times n to halter go to bed in
the daytime with Aunt Minerva look
in' at you. An her specs can see
right th'oo you plumb to the bone.
Nav, / can't come over there cause
she made me promise not to. l amt
never go back on my word yit."
81 hope mama won't never ask me
to promise her nothing a tall, cause
I'm mighty curious bout forgetting.
spec Pm the most forgettingest little
boy they is. But I'm so glad I'm so
good. l amt never going to be bad
no more; so you might just as well
quit begging me to come over and
swing, you needn't ask me no more
faint no use a tall"
81 amt a-begging you," cried Billy
CONTEMPORARY, you can set on yo'
mammy's grass where you is, an be
good from now tell Judgement Day an
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15

cnalr ana gagged MN with a large
bath towel. Energetic Mr., Jones took
the key out of the door, shook his fist
at the child, and went out, and locked
the door behind him.
Jimmy seeing no hope Of GLIDING
Sarah James vigilance, resorted to
strategy and deceit.
"'Tain't no fun setting out here" he
called to her, $50 Pm going in the
Nouse and take nap"
She willingly consented, as she was
through with her ironing and thought
to snatch a few winks of sleep her.
self.
The little boy slipped quietly through
the house, noiselessly across the back
yard and into his fathers big gar
den, which was separated from that
of his neighbor by high board fence,
He quickly climbed the fence, few,
across Miss MineTva's tomato patch
and tiptoed up her back steps to the
back porch, his little bare feet giving
no sign of his presence. Hearing GU
rious noises coming from the bath
room, where Billy was humping the
chair up and down in his efforts to re-
lease his mouth, he anade for that
spot, promptly unlocked the door and
walked in. Billy by scufiing and tug
cling had Tread his month from tha
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15

dog. you all time wanting somebody
to call theirselfs somepin. You're a
low-down Isabella skunk yourself"
You got to say it," insisted the
victor, renewing kostilities.
I'll say I'm a Isabella, cause Isa-
bella discovered America, and's in
the Bible" replied the tormented
one; Miss Cecilia 'splalned it to
me-"
Billy accepted his compromise and
Jimmy's hattened stomach, relieved
of its burden, pulled out to its usual
roundness as that little boy rose to his
feet, saying:
"Sam Lamb would "a died a.Iaugh-
ing. Billy, if he'd seen you TELEPHONY
ing"
He'd better never hear tell OF it,
was the threatening reioinder.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15
Billy. the credulous.

After the advent and disappearance
Of the exciting Mr.. Jones, Miss Mi7
nerva, much to Billy's joy, had tele-
phone put in the house. He sat In the
hall the day it was put in waiting for
it to ring.
Jimmy, coming up on the front
porch AND through the half-open door
and seeing him sitting there, rang
the door bell Just for joke,
ready to burst into a laugh when
the other little boy turned around and
saw who ID was. Billy, however, In
his eagerness mistook the ring for the
telephone cell and joyfully climbed up
on the chair, which he had stationed
in readiness. He took down the re-
ceiver as he had seen Jimmy do in his
home. and, without once seeing that
little boy standing a few feet from
him. he yelled at the top of his
lungs:
"Hello! Who is that2'"'
This is Marie Yarbrough," replied
Jimmy from the doorway, instantly
recognizing Rilly's mistake.
Marie Yar5rougt was -" little girl
much admired hy the two hoys- as she
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15

t won't make no change In my busi-
ness"
II amt going to be 'ticed into no
meanness, cause Pm so good,' con-
tinued the reformed one, after a short
silence during which he had seen
Sarah Jane turn her back to him,
'but l don't blieve it'll be no harm
JUS to come over and set in the swing
with you; maybe l can 'huence you
to be good like me and keep you from
'ticing little boys into mischief.
think I'll inst come over and set
while and help you to be good" and
he started to the fence. Sarah Jane
turned around in time to Illustrate his
plans.
"You git right back, Jimmy" she
yelled, you git erway f'om dat-ar
fence an quit confabbin' wild dat-ar
Willyum. Fixin' to make some mo-
Injuns out o. yo-selfs, amt yeh, or
some yuther kin o. skeercrows?"
Billy strolled to the other side Of
the big yard and climbed up and got
on the tall gate post. A stranger,
coming from the opposite direction,
stopped and spoke to him.
Does Mr.. John Smith live hereT
he asked. 4
Nav. sir" was the reply; don't no
Mr.. tall live here. lest nae an Aunt
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15

nau pony ana a cart OF her very own
However, she lived in a different part
of the town and attended another Sum
day school, SO they had no speaking
acquaintance with her.
Il JUS wanted to talk to you," went
on the counterfeit Marie, sitting a
laugh and trying to talk like a girl.
II think you're bout the sweetest lit1
tie boy there is and want you To
come to my party"
II sho' WILL" screamed the gratifled
Billy, IF Aunt Minerva'n lemma.
What makes you talk so much lika
Jimmy?'
"Who?-that little old Jimmy Gar
ner? 1 hope don't talk like that
chicken; he's bout the measliest boy
that is and I like you mother sight
better'n him. You're a plumb Jim,
dandy, Billy" came from the door,
way.
SOS you" howled back the delight,
ed and flattered Billy.
Jimmy thought he would pop
wide open in his efforts to Keep from
laughing
How'd you like to be my sweet,
hearth" he asked.
! rs already promised to marry
Miss Cecilia when | puts on long
pants, but if we ever gets a 'vorce I'd
mother sight ruther have you n
anybody. You can be my lady frien',
anyhow. %ewas the loud reply.
I'm coming for you to go riding in
my little pony and cart" said gig
Cling Jimmy.
"All right, Is going to ask Aunt Nil
nerva to femme go. Can't we take
Jimmy, too?"
This was too much for the little.
boy. He had held himself in as long
as possible. He burst into a peal OF
laughter 50 merry and so loud that
Billy, turning quickly, almost fell out
Of the chair.
What you doin', a-listening to me
talk to Marie Yarbrough th'oo the tel-
ephone?" he questioned angrily.
Marie you pigs foot" was the in-
elegant response. That was just me,
a-talking to you all the time. You all
time think you talking to little girls,
and all times t amt nobody but me-
A light dawned on the innocent one,
He promptly hung up the receiver and,
got down out of the chair Before jim.
my was fully aware of his intention.
Billy had thrown him to the floor and.
was giving him good pommeling.
Say you got 'nough?" Le growled
from his position astride of the 9TH
er boy.
81 got 'nough, Billy" repeated
Jimmy.
Say you sorry you done it."
Il say l sorry l done it," abjectlH
repeated the younger child. Get UP.
Billy, fore you bust my stommick
OPEN"
Say you amt never a-goin' to tell
nobody, cross yo' heart" was the next
command.
Il say amt never going to tell no
body, cross my heart. Get up, Billy,
fore you makes me mad, and amt
no telling what I'll do to you If ]
get mad"
Say you's a low-down Jezebel
skunk"
II amt going to say I'm nothing Of
the kind" spiritedly replied the under
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-02-15

Minerva, an she turns up her nose
at anything that wears pants"
"And where could find your Aunt
Minerva?" the strangers grin was in
gratiating and agreeable.
why, this here's Monday" the lit
tie boy exclaimed. "Of course she's
at the Aid; all the 'omans roun' here
goes to the Aid on Monday"
"Your aunt is an old friend Of
mine," went on the man, "and l knew
she was at the Aid. just wanted to
find out If you'd tell the truth about
her. Some little boys tell stories. but
am glad to find out you are so truth
full. My name is Mr.. Algernon Jones
and I'm glad to know you. Shake!
Put ii there, partner" and the fasci-
mating stranger held out a grimy paw.
Billy smiled down from his perch
at him and thought he had never met
such a pleasant man. If he was such
an old friend of his aunt's maybe she
would not object to him because he
wore pants, he thought. Maybe she
might be persuaded to take Mr.. Jones
for a husband. Billy almost hoped
that she would hurry home from the
Aid, he wanted to see the two toGeth-
er so.
"Is you much Of cusser?" he asked
solemnly, "'cause If you is you'll
halter cut 1t out on these premises"
Mr.. Jones seemed much surprised
and hurt at the question.
IN oath pouay. naoCod fhocn line
replied the truthful gentleman.
Can you churn?"
"Churn-churn?" with a reminis-
cent smile, II can churn like a
| top"
Jimmy was dying of curiosity, but
| the gate was too far away for him to
! do more than catch a word now and
then. 1t was also out of Sarah James
visual line, so she knew nothing OF
the strangers advent.
And you're here all by yourself?'
insinuated Billy's new friend. AND
the folks next door, where are they?'
Mrs. Gamers at the Aid, an Mr.
Gamers gone to Memphis. That is
they little boy a-settin' in they yard
on they grass" answered the child.
1--WE come to fix your Aunt Miner
vas water pipe" said the truth-lovine
Mr.. Jones. Come, show me the way;
I'm the plumber
I'm the bath room?" asked the
child. 81 didn't know it needed nc
flxin'."
He led the agreeable plumber
through the hall, down the long bach
porch to the bath room, remarking
"Tll jes' watch you work" And hi
seated himself in the only chair.
Here is where Billy received one O
greatest surprises of his life
The fascinating stranger grabbed hin
with a rough hand and hissed:
Don't you dare open your moutl
or I'll crack your head open and scat
ter your brains. I'll eat you alive"
The fierce, bloodshot eyes, which
had seemed so laughing and merry
before, now glared into those of the
little boy as the man took stout core
from his pocket. bound Billy to thu
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-10-04

the too free use Of manure the quality
of the celery will be affected.
It 10 especially important that only
verys finely pulverized and well-rotted
manure be used II we expect the eel.
cry to be Of good quality and free
from rust
The blanching of celery is the most
important operation connected with
it's culture. and while many fail to &C
complish good results in this impor-
tant particular, yet this failure il not
necessary II we keep in mind the few
essential conditions that must be met.
It is a mistake to suppose that we
can grow celery first and blanch It
afterwards. and obtain good results.
Celery stalks grown exposed to the
light can never be made palatable.
Only those stalks grown in the dark
and grown rapidly will be tender and
delicately favored.
The light may be excluded by hank
ing with earth or with boards set
closely together. In moister and cloud
Ter regions board covering has been
found sufficient, but after repeated
trials at, this station nothing has been
found to take the place Of earth bank
Ing.
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BABY IN MISERY WITH RASH

Monroe, Wis.-'sWhen my baby was
six weeks old there came a rash on
his face which finally spread until it
got nearly all over his body. It form
cd q crust on his head, hair fell out
and the itch was terrible. When he
would scratch the crust. the water
would ooze out in big drops. On face
and body it was in a dry form and
would scale of. He was in great mis-.
cry and at nights I would lie awake
holding his hands 30 that he could not
scratch and disfigure himself. tried
simple remedies at first, then got
medicine. but 1t did no good.
Finally friend suggested Cuticura
Remedies, so I sent for a sample to
see what they would do, when to my
surprise after a few applications I
could see an improvement, and he
would rest better. I bought box Of
Cuticura Ointment and cake Of Cuti-
cura Soap and before had them half
used my baby was cured. His head is
now covered with a luxuriant growth
Of hair and his complexion is ad-
mired by everybody and has no dis.
agreements" (signed) Mrs. Annie
Saunders, Sept. 20, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L Boston"
Adv.
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vvanteu y elte.

oh. yes: It was raining had been
all day. But they didn't mind that 90
much; you see. they were fishermen.
All the same. they were trudging
home. with weary steps and very
3weary-looking faces.
Their baskets were empty, and. to
DO candid. they were in q very bad
temper.
AZ they entered the little village a
large dog ran at one of the party. The
dog had ferocious look, and was
barking furiously But the fisherman
did not take much alarm at the ami
NAL. He Just kicked it away care
lessly.
Aren't you afraid he'll go for your"
inquired another of the party. some
what anxiously.
The one who had kicked at the dog
looked at his companion in sorrow
full manner.
Il only wish he would" he replied.
I'D chance almost anything to be able
to ohome and say I'd had bite!"
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Chart the prFamina
Sections Of tho United

The accompanying chart shows the
annual rainfall in the western United
States, and has been prepared by the
writers with particular reference to
dry-farming regions. The region rep
resented in the chart has been divid-
ed into zones, the boundaries Of the
zones being represented by lines along
which the rainfall IL uniform. For
example. the heavy curved line marked
20. starting In the northeastern corner
lof North Dakota and passing south
ward through central South Dakota.
central Nebraska, western Kansas and
the Panhandle Of Texas. passes
through points In these states where
the normal annual rainfall IL 20
inches. The average annual rainfall
of the country lying to the east of
khis line 10 In general more than 20
inches and to the west Of this line less
than 20 inches. This line, represent
ing points having normal annual
rainfall Of 20 inches, is about four
degrees Of longitude, or approximately
200. miles, farther west in Texas than
In North Dakota.
Tho line representing an average an.
nual rainfall Of IL inches extends west
in North Dakota nearly to the west
,ern boundary. then bends eastward
and passes through the center of
South Dakota, then runs westward
through the southwestern corner of
Wyoming, and making a detour In the
mountainous region of Colorado
passes through the eastern part of
that state and southwark through the
central portion Of New Mexico. The
country lying between this line Of is
inches annual rainfall and the line of
20 inches annual fainfall to the east
has. then. an annual rainfall Of Is to
20 inches. the rainfall becoming great
or as the 20inch line 10 approached.
A second region in which the annual
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CULTURE OF CELERY
IN NORTH DAKOTA
No Necessity Of Sending to Kala.
mazoo for This Veg
etabIe.

(By G. B. wAI.DRoN. Horticulturist.
/, North Dakota Agricultural College.)
The demand for this excellent vege-
table has become 80 great during the
the last few years that importations
from points a. far east - Kalamazoo.
Mich, are constantly made In order
to keep this demand supplied. Trials
made ct this station as well az by q
few private growers In the state have
demonstrated that there 10 no neces-
sity for this. but. instead. that our
own conditions arc 20 favorable that
We may amply supply our own mar
ket and successfully compete In city
markets that arc not too far removed.
The necessity for deep and thorough
cultivation must DO especially urged
IN connection with successful celery
culture. Only locations having . very
dssp soil should be selected. For
early planting tho SEED should bs
sown IN hotbeds In March. The plants
start very slowly. but afterwards grow
With great rapidly. For dwarf sorts
ana carly markets the ground should
DO marked IN perfectly straight rows
four feet apart, Tho variety o. celery
for early planting should BE- preferably
til White Plume. . self blanching
sort The plants may bs sst seven or
eight inches apart IN the rows any
ltims altar thS middle IS Nay, o. when
danger #of heavy frosts = past They
VIII require no special form Of cul-.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-10-04

rainfall is between Is inches and 20
inches 10 shown in central Montana
and northwestern Wyoming. A third
region having this rainfall is to be
found in northwestern Wyoming and
central Idaho and northeastern Ore
gon. Similar areas exist in northern
Utah. In the mountainous part of Ari-
IONA, and In the northeastern section
Of California.
The line representing 10 inches Of
annual rainfall passes north and west
through the central part of California
and through extreme western Nevada,
southeastern Oregon. and western
Idaho. then bends sharply south.
ward, making great loop in the state
Of Utah, then runs through south
western Wyoming, extreme western
and southwestern Colorado, north
western New Mexico and northern
and western Arizona. The unshaded
area lying within this boundary has
an annual rainfall Of less than 10
inches. This area as q whole has not
sufficient rainfall to make dry farm
ing profitable. as it is carried on at
the present time. The conditions are
much more severe in the southern
part Of this area. owing to the higher
evaporation. 1t Is possible that grain
may eventually be produced along the
extreme northern border, particularly
where other conditions are especially
favorable.
In southern Washington a second
region ia to be found in which the an
nual rainfall Is less than 10 inches.
The evaporation in this region is
much lower than In the sections Just
mentioned. It has been found pos
sible to produce wheat successfully
within the borders Of this region on
an annual rainfall Of about 9 inches,
using the method Of alternate crop
ping and summer tillage.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-10-04
Talking Shop.

Hewitt see that when our writer
friend was married nobody was al
lowed to kiss the bride.
Jewett-How was that?
Hewitt-At the wedding reception
he put up . card reading "All rights
reserved"
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DR.. J. H. RINDLAUs (speelaIIst)
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo, N. D.
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A woman has no business with a
family If she can't take something old
and make it over into something new.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-10-04

When a man does get even with
another he is never satisfied until he
gets a little more 80.
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Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inaamma.
ton. allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
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People who are crippled in the head
get less sympathy than any other Grip
pies.
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A CURB FOR PILES.
Coles c.rbolis:lye, stops itchins and pain
and cures piles. All druggists. Is and Soc. Adv.
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FOR sALE-4o A. Mr. RIB LAKE, TAYLOR,
Co., Wis: IL q cult: r. house. barn, OUT
bldgs. stock etc. Falkman. Bx. al9. Chicago.;
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FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS

IS you feel Tout Of sorts"-"run DOWN. OF stRot tho
blues Suffer from kidney bladder nervous diseaseA
write for my FREE book It is the moss instructive
medical book ever written 1t tells all about thess
diseases and the able cures effected bytheNoV
French Kennedy aTHERAPiON'' No. i, No.2. Ne.S
your ailment. Don't send . cent. It's absolutely
FREE. No "follow-up'circulars Dr.I1eClercMo6
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A Dead One.

"The doctor says that will live
about year."
THAT will be a great change for
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FOR sALE-sso A. Mr.. MILTON. cAvA-
lier Co.. N. D.: 306 a. cult; r. house, barn,
outbldgs.. 3 q. trees Hess. Box $40. Chicaeo..
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One way to hold mans interest is
to take mortgage on his property.
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FOR sALE-lso A. Mr. HUMBOLDT AND
Mancroft. in Sask.. Can; 50 q cult: NJ
house. bern. outbldgs Cox, Box 319. ChtcaSo.l
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FOR sALE-so A. Mr.. BoYcEv1LLE. DUNN
Co.. Wis: 70 a. cult; r. house. outbldEA
etc. will sacrifice. Wilson. Box 319. Chica9a.I
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Selling the Opportunity.

She-Old Mr.. Steiner told me he
would marry me at once If he were
twenty-five years younger.
He-Why, that would be Just my
age!
She-Ach, this is so sudden.-Ex-
change.