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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-02-10

One woman says there's lot of sat
isfaction in a good dinner if one
doesn't have to wash the dishes.
Faith in our fellow man seldom
reaches the point Of thinking that he
can manage our affairs better than we
can.
A woman's idea of martyrdom is
wearing her husbands favorite color
when it is trying to her complexion.
A man never really knows what it is
to be bossed till his daughter turns six
teen.
If the people of the world were given
their one best wish they would be
about equally divided between a heap
of money and a good digestion.
A woman may be comfortable in
shoes that are too small, but she can
never be happy in gown that doesn't
fit.
No man is ever friendless who has
the ability to laugh at old jokes.
Sometimes a man keeps on Whit
ting just to scare away the fellow who
wants 10 put him at real work
1t is easier, but not so comfortable
to hit your own funny bone than 10 hit
that of another.
Happiness lies largely in the angle OF
your eye.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-02-10
THE ARGUS.

Published Daily and weekly at 1928
Second avenue. Rock Island. Ill IEn'
tered at the postofnce as sscond-class
matter.I
Rock Island Member OF the Associated
Press.
BY THE J. w. POTTER CO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-02-10

A woman's idea of martyrdom il
when it is trying to her complexion.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-02-10

Happiness lies largely in the angle OF
your eye.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-02-10
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

One woman says there's lot of sat
isfaction in a good dinner if one
doesn't have to wash the dishes.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-02-10

1t is easier, but not so comfortable,
to hit your own funny bone than 10 hit
that of another.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-02-10

Sometimes a man keeps on Whit
ting just to scare away the fellow who
wants TO put him at real work.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
.lNM! He CALLS
COLONEL A
PIRATE
REP. MONDELL FROM WYOM-
ING OPENS TAFT CAM
PAIGN BY FIRING EPI-
THETS AT ROOSEVELT.

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
WASHINGTON, ID. c., July "a.
-Denouncing Colonel Roosevelt
as "a pirate, who deliberately
misleads the people," and assert
ing that the Roosevelt contests
Mt Chicago were ''trumped up and
faxed" Congressman MOndell Of
Wyoming i'm the house today de-
MED that there was any fraud in
President Taft's denomination,
and fired the opening gun of the
campaign In the presidents de-
fense.
Congressman Bartholdt of Mis-
souri, will follow Mondell in pre-
senting the case of the Taft peo-
pie. Mondell's speech was filled
with denunciatory epithets.- He
said:
Roosevelt and his supporters
have repeatedly, in the most vio-
lent and Incorporate language,
made serious charges of fraud
and wrong doing In connection
with the seating and election of
delegates, Few persons realize
how men may be led by an over
jealous man and his unscrupulous
supporters and subordinates.
Truth is at disadvantage in the
presence of persistent prevarica-
tion.
Mondell declared that Speaker
Clark had as much right to de-
sert the democratic party as
Roosevelt, asserting that the
nomination was "ruthlessly
snatched from him without war
rant, justification or cause"
Referring to Roosevelts 23S
contests, Mondell said:
This overwhelming number
was brought for the purpose of
confusing the issue, misleading
the public and to lay the founda-
tion for outrageous charges. The
southern contests were too raw
for the stomachs of even the
most prejudiced of the Roosevelt
supporters.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
WOMEN
PLAY FAN-TAN
ON LINER
PACFIC LINER KOREA SCENE
OF MINIATURE MONTE
CARLO DURING VOYAGE
ACROSS OCEAN.

(By United Press. Leased Wire.)
SAN FRANCISCO, July a.
Men and women of the exclusive
crowding about fantan tables op-
Grated by slant-eyed celestials ON
board the Pacific Mail liner Ko-
rea during the entire voyage
from the Orient to San Francisco,
were the conditions that obtained
ON shipboard night and day DUR
ing the entire trip, according to
dispositions by prominent passen-
gers filed here today with United
States District Attorney John Il.
McNab.
Chinese members of the crew
operated from eight to ten fantan
tables on the main deck among
the first-class passengers and in
full view of the main deck at
all hours of the day and night,
state the depositions. Women
high In social circles and men
who names are known around the
world crushed about the Chinese
gamblers for a chance to play.
AhchoohuS vi Lnhnktu
hands, and frequently the be-
jeweled fingers of social leaders
touched the greedy palms of the
Chinese who manipulated the
cards. When mesh purses were
drained, borrowing and ex-
changing of /. o. us were re-
sorted to.
A score of passengers, accord
ing to United States District At
torney McNab, drew up resolu-
tions of protest against what
they termed the disgracefui con-
ditfons that obtained aboard,
and as soon as the Korea had
landed placed the protest in the
hands of Pacific Mall officials.
McNab declared today that he
would make thorough invests
cation of the affair and the al
legged prevalence of gambling
aboard Pacific liners, although he
has not yet determined what jur-
isdiction his office may have in
handling the situation.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

Joe F. Sullivan, Mayor of I'M
bodin, Ark, with his team OF
goats, and Miss Lizzie Wilson, 10,
his campaign manager.
prominent and experienced poll
ticians, had already announced
for the office.
The amusement of his oppon-
ents neither deferred nor fright
ened Joe. He drove his team of
goats into the main business sec
ton of the city, where he in
formed the voters that he was
really in earnest.
Being an advocate of woman
suffrage, Sullivan appointed a
dozen of his pretty school girl
friends as his campaign mana
gers. They made a thorough
canvas of the city for him, boost
ing the hoy with the. billygoats. F"
They corralled many a shaky vote
by promising their male friends
that they would never speak to
them again" If they didn't sup
port Sullivan for mayor.
When the votes were counted it
was found that. Sullivan had re-
ceived a larger support than both
his opponents combined. The
whole Sullivan ticket had won in
walk.
He began his official duties
fifteen minutes after being sworn
in. He appointed his committees
and inaugurated cleanup cru
sade for the town in less than
two hours time. 80
Among the first to wait upon
the new mayor was his campaign
committee of twelve young ladies
with Miss Lizzie e. Wilson, aged
sixteen, chief manager, at their
head.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

Sullivan was stricken with pa
ralysis at the age of four, losing
the use of his left arm and both
lower limbs. He has nevertheless
succeededo din climbing several
rungs OF, the ladder of success.
Joe admits that the goats and
the girls elected him. The goats
gave him his education. They
hauled him to school and enabled
him to sell papers on the street
for a livelihood, helped him to
gather news for the local papers
and continued with him after he
became an editor. The girls took
hold of his campaign and forced
the male portion of the population
to lend him their support.
Now that he has become mayor,
Sullivan does not therefore look
with scorn upon his faithful little
team. The chief executive of I'm
boden may be seen daily driving
to and from his offices in his goat
drawn chariot. @
Everybody in Imboden laughed
when Sullivan announced himself
as starter in the race for mayor.
J. w. Regan and Il. NJ. Lane, both
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
GIRL WHO WAS HORSEWHIPPED IN
A CRITICAL CONDITION. MAY DIE

jected was given to the authori-
ties today. w. s. Dozier, clerk of
the superior court, Miss Carter
asserts, welded the whip because
he objected to her engagement
to his son. Vogt Dozier.
Last Sunday night, his son
James and another man dragged
her from bed, took her to a grove,
stripped and gagged her and
whipped her until she tainted.
James Doxier, she asserts, plead
ed with his father to stop. Dur
ing the whipping, Miss Carter as
serts, Vogt Dozier was kidnapped.
He now threatens to shoot his
father on sight.
The men mentioned by the girl
have not been arrested, but are
under police surveillance.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
THE PRIZE

For the best two kodak or
camera pictures of vacation
pleasures submitted each
week the Tacoma Times will
give q box at either the EN-
press or Pantages .theater.
For the best series of pic
lures submitted up TO Sep
tember IS, an Eastman
Hawk-eye four-by-five fold
ing ,,amera will be awarded
by the Shaw Supply Co.,
Inc, 0f0 Pacific ave. This
has a rapid rectilinear Icnse
and automatic shutter and
is as good or better than any
camera on the market. 1t
uses Eastznan's noncurling
films and can be LOADED"
in daylight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
BANK CI.EARINGss.

The average time II takes a Ta-
coma hello" girl to get your
member, providing the line is not
busy is a fraction over five sec
.onds. The Times tried 1t. From
taking down the receiver to maxi
ing q connection with the mayors
office In the city hall tool. Just
23 seconds. the call passing
through two exchanges. To get
the police department II took less
than five seconds, trifle over
fanr.
: Next time you think you are
really waiting q long time for
Central 10 answer or connect you
with a number. Just take out your
#hteh and count the seconds. Il
Tiii keep you from swearing and
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
PHYSICIAN HAS
FRACTURED
SKULL
PORTLAND AUTOISTS AR
RESTED AND RELEASED
AFTER COLLISION LAST
NIGHT DIR. IRELAND
BROUGHT TO TACOMA FOR
OPERATION - HOPE TO
SAVE LIFE.

Recognized and released this
morning before they had been
locked up, c. B. Lloyd and G. M.
Gates Immediately employed an
attorney and will bring suit
against DIR. Calhoun for damages.
DR.. Ireland was brought to Ia
coma this morning, and this aft
ernoon a board of physicians and
surgeons will attempt to save
his life by operation.
Sheriff Longmire stated that
the accident occurred 200 yards
from the junction of the Stella
COON and Olympia road and the
position of the machines, which
were photographed for the dam
age suit, indicates that DR.. Cal
houns story was incorrect and
that Gates and Lloyd told a
straight story. They were driv-
ing on the right hand side of the
road, DR.. Calhoun on the same
side and the wrong side.' They
tried to turn out to avoid the ac-
cident and Dr.. Calhoun swung
into them.
DIR. Guy o. Ireland, 8O5 South
9TH street, is believed this NORM
ing to be dying with a fractured
skull and DIR. A. p. Calhoun, sup
erintendent of the insane asylum
at SteilacOom, is in bed at the
hospital with a fractured shoulder
and serious bruises, while G. Il.
4 ~ II - fl,s n
are held i'm the county Jail as a
result of a collision last night at
the junction of the Olympia and
Steilacoom roads which practical
Iy demolished the autos of the
two parties.
DR.. Calhoun and DR.. Ireland
were returning from Olympia in a
Studebaker "E. M. F. 30," light
car, at moderate speed and the
Portland motorists were driving a
heavier Thomas Flyer touring car
at fair speed. The Thomas car
struck DR.. Calhoun's machine,
hurting DR.. Ireland to the road
with such force as to fracture his
skull. Gates and Lloyd were only
badly bruised. Gates declares
the Calhoun car displayed no
lights but that his lamps were
lighted. He said he tried TO
swing to the left to avoid CO.
lision and that DR.. Calhoun swung
his machine in the same direc-
tion. Constable Theodore Mohr-
bacher answered hurry call and
placed the Portland men under
arrest, bringing them to the coun-
ty jail this morning.
DR.. Calhoun declares the Port
land men were driving on the
wrong side of the road and at ex-
cessive speed. The two physi-
clans were carried to the asylum
hospital by e. G.. Griggs, who was
returning in his machine from the
Country club.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
RING" SEEKS
LIFE Of NY.
ATTORNEY
(By United Press Leased Wire. }

(By United Press Leased Wire. }
NEW YORK, July 24.-That
other murders may follow the
sensational killing of Herman
Rosenthal to prevent revelations
of the completely of New York
police with the gamblers ring is
generally believed here today
following an alleged attempt to
wipe out" Attorney Levy, coun-
sci for Louis Libby and William
Shapiro, now in the Tombs for
completely in the Rosenthal crime.
Levy, whose clients are believ-
ed to have confessed their share
in the gang murder, declares that
last night his house was jimmied
and ransacked in his absence. He
believes his life was sought.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
DAMS BREAK, FARM HOUSES WASHED
AWAY. LOSS WILL REACH MILLION

occurred In the outlying districts.
Suburban telephone lines are
crippled.
Reports we're received here
that a big power dam 20 miles
north of here also broke. Four
bridges are now down and rail-
road communication wftx the
stricken territory destroyed.
The waterworks plant here rs
Inundated and the city's water
supply cut off.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
WAUSEWA, Wis, July "a
Scores of farm houses were wash
ed away and property in sur
rounding rural districts damaged
to the extent of $1,000,000 by
the breaking of two dams today
in the Wisconsin river north or
here.
Although no deaths were re-
ported here. Il Is feared fatalities
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

(By United Press Leased Wire
CHICAGO, July 24.-Suspect-
ed of having caused the death OF
at least nine persons, mostly by
poison. Mrs. Louise Lindloff,
seeress and spiritualit, is charged
today with the murder of her
four-year-old son Arthur. Forty
four counts are contained in the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
EMPEROR ON WAY
TO RECOVERY
(By United Press Leased wire.)

(By United Press Leased wire.) }
1 TOXIC. July 24.--An official
bulletin issued this morning by
the physicians In attendance up
ON the emperor announces that
his condition is much improved,
and that he is expected to be out
OF critical condition within three
or four days
The feeling throughout the
empire Is one Of general relief
and confidence In fis ultimate re-
eovery. The crown prince visit
al fHn nI@r< 5,-.c.,. <Ifu -. <,..-, I44<<
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
MISS ALLSTRUM
RECAINS POSITION

Miss Esther Allstrum returned
to her position as pure food COM
missioner today, following the
retirement of Alex Shortes, who
did not insist upon retaining the
position when Miss Allstrum de-
manded her old position. Mayor
Seymour is out of the city, and
Shortes' retirement and Miss ALI
strum's return have not officially
been sanctioned.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

(iy United Press Leased Wtre.)
! MACON, Ca, July "a Exten-
sive preparations to prevent
bloodshed in the little town of
Dawson, near here, are under
way today as a result of feud
there which is the outgrowth of
thes brutal whipping given Miss
Elsie Carter. pretty young
weman, by three men who drag
ged her from bed last Sunday at
midnight. The girl Is in a hos
pital here covered with welts and
bruises, and may die. The resi-
dents of Dawson have taken sides
in the affair and feeling is rum
ming high.
Miss Carter's version of the
treatment to which she was sub
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
WOMAN SUSPECTED OF
KILLING 9IS ARRESTED

indictments, the greatest number
of counts returned in a murder
Indictment since the days of Jo-
ham Hoch. Among other muir
ders of which the woman is sus-
pected is that of her first hus-
band, Julia Graunke. Collection
of life insurance policies Is said
to have prompted the alleged
crimes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
Fly Census Shows
Great Decrease

The health department
says there are only half as
many flies In Tacoma this
year as last because 1000
wagonloads OF rubbish that
might have been used for
breeding places has been
carted away.
The health officer does not
say he has counted the flies
and census taking Ia some-
what discredited in Tacoma
anyway. but he thinks there
are less torments for bald
headed men than usual.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
HAT IS
IN RING FOR
GOVERNOR

Ernest Lister, one of the best
known democrats In Tacoma and
vice president OF the Tacoma Com
mercial Club and Chamber OF
Commerce, this noon at the dem
ocratic luncheon at the Olympic
Club cafe announced his candi-
dacy for governor OF Washington.
He has been largely In the
public eye, having served as city
councilman, and acted In several
other official duties.
Mr.. Lister has resided In Ta-
coma 2S years and is married and
the father OF two children. He is
the head Of the Lister Manufac-
turing Co.. with lumber mill on
the tideflats.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

uuMDtT f1But. N
And so on indefinitely until
you get your number. II you have
ever used a telephone much you
have talked that way, perhaps
worse.
But the joke was on YOU Ha.
|ha! It's time to laugh at your
self. Il didn't take half as long
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
GIRLS, PULL
UP SOCKS

D (United Press Leased Wire.) Z
D WASHINGTON, D. c., q
. July 24.-If girls want to &
D wear mems half hose while 4
. bathing at the Washington 3
. beach they can do so. No Z
Q one will stop them. There's Z
D only one condition-they &
Q must manage to keep 'em I
Q up. This was the announce q
. ment today of DR.. Hudson, Z
. superintendent of the bath Z
. ing beach. Z
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
B-R-R! SNOW
FALLS in JULY
as Leased Wire.l

fBy United Press Leased Wire.)
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich, July
24.A light sprinkle of snow fell
last night at Carp Lake, thirty
miles northeast of Petroskey.
Crops were destroyed.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
ID DROWNED
IN A MINE

(By United Press Leased Wire.}
PITTSBURG, Ia, July "a
Reports reached here this after
noon that forty miners are caught
in the workings of the Superba
mine near Evans, following the
breaking OF an immense dam be-
longing TO the Frick Coal 90.
Rescuers have been sent from
Uniontown and surrounding
towns.
A heavy rainstorm in the dis
trict has impaired the telephone
and telegraph service and details
are unavailable.
UNIONTOWN, Pa, July "a.
Officials Of the Baltimore & Ohio
railroad here this afternoon con-
firmed reports that IA miners
were drowned In the Frick coal
mine near Evans station.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
TACOMA HAS A
HEAVY RAINFALL


A heavy rain began falling
shortly after noon today, COM
pletely drenching the forests and
fatms. doing considerable dam
sgh to the small fruit crop, but
greatly aiding other crops.
in the city the hill and side
sti@ets were running with water
AMI dad viii now have chance
tobread his paper instead OF
sspfinkling for q few nights. The
prtcipitation was unusually heavy
for this time Of year.
BANK CLEARINGs.
,Cledrings .........$631 ,624.91
Hs1ances s.......... 13,656.11
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
Youngest Mayor In World Won
Office BY Aid of Girls and Goats

LITTLE. ROCK, Ark, July "a.
-Imboden, Ark, has the young
est mayor in the world. Joe F.
Sullican, not yet twenty-one, and
a hopeless cripple, won the exec
utive office over two old political
campaigners. A pair of goats and
a dozen pretty girls contributed to
his election.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
PROGRESsTVEs 10 MEET

KANSAS CITY, Mo-. July "a.
To select delegates TO the ma
tional convention In Chici.go and
to name q state committee, re-
publican progressives Of Mis-
souri, win meet here 5aIy 80 to
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
. oee 20 . 81
1T WAS ,. r.

. UNITED Press Leased Wire.)
. NEW YORK, July 24.-J.
. Pierpont Morgan was 'sreal
= peeved'' today when he re-
. turned to the United States
. on the Olympic. Morgan
. was met by his son and
= cloud of reporters. To all in !
q quiries the money king only
. shouted, Go away. get out.
. have nothing to say and I
. wouldn't say It IL / had"
. oeeeee 80 = =
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
SOME SPEEDdTO OUR
TACOMA HELLO GIRL

&C o m 9 on
with that NUM-
ber. Wake up,
Central, what
the-hello, hell
10. Say, Gem
trail. pull some
Of the cotton
out OF your ears
and get this
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

WEATHER FORECAST
Showers tonight and Thurs
lay.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24
BIsHoP WARHEN DEAD

t+E1z11 y 4<HtAt4Nkt UNtH1
DENVER. July "a Bishop
Henry w. Warren OF the Metho-
dist Episcopal church, who was
retired last May by the general
conference Is dead here today Of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-24

Peaches have arrived. Have
you been reading those splendid
peach recipes on the woman.s
page OF the Times? Women
should not miss the opportunity
OF gathering n few little hits ON
how to prepare peaces.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-20
TWAIN'S FUN

Mark Twain's spontaneous fun
was irresistible. When joke of
his had fallen pat and hadbeen re-
ceived in silence by his audience,
he remarked: "a crowd like that
can make a good deal of silence
when they combine. It was.
Twain who said:
/" Reader, suppose you were an
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-20

School Teacher-Now, give me
an example of a word where the
word ''kin" makes it mean some
thing smaller. Boy-Please, sir,
lambkin-a little lamb. Teacher
Yes. And who can give me an
other one? All were silent for a
few minutes. Then shrill voice
called out: Please, sir, Isknow
one" Teacher-Yes. What is it?
Boy-Please, sir. pumpkin lit
tie pump.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-20
Unsealed Tonato. Butter.

Unsealed Tomato Butter.
Z To every seven pounds of firm,
ripe tomatoes, pared and sliced,
add three pounds of sugar, a scant
pint of vinegar, an ounce of pow
dered cinnamon and half an ounce
of whole cloves. Boil for three
hours. This may be kept unsealed
and dipped into at any time.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-20

he snarled. "Ain't you got.
nothing else to do but bore into
my afairs?"
Still, I had to know all about
it. Have you been specializing
in Wall street-and you brought
up so nicer" I demanded.
No, he hadn't done nothin' at
altlike that, and he was going to
"get it. all right back, doubled"
But I Kept at him and found he's
drawn out SIS and bet it on the
boy next door to win the fight
with "Uppercut" McBruise.
'You see, 1 snuck around to
McBruise's camp. to look him
over" Dudley tried to explain"
and honest, he's. slowed up so a
cripple could beat him. And Wis
enhimer, his manager, had the
crust to flash money at-me and
offer me 8 to S Uppercut' would
win. Well, I happened to know
young Rausmitt is right, and l
called Wisenhimer's bluff. Ig-
natz will whip him, sure. It's a
pipep
Believe me, l roasted Dudley
to crisp for gambling. What a
terrible thing it would be if he'd
lose the bet. My, l hope more
than ever the Rousmitt boy does
put it over on McBruiSe.
CONTINUED. }
-O-o-
TWAIN'S FUN
Mark Twain's spontaneous fun
was irresistible. When a joke of
his had fallen pat and hadbeen re-
ceived in silence bv his audience.