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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
DISMAL ENGLlSHMEN.
Despair Over tho State of the Country
Becoming Chronic.

Despair Over the State of the Country
Becoming Chronic.
DIR. Forbes Ross, a we'll known Lon
don physician. says that England Is
drifting toward the day when the
average Englishman's face will be
that of the typical criminal" He be-
heves, says correspondent of the
New York Sun. that 1.-The better classes
of England cannot keep pace with the
fearful stress of taxation and other
burdens imposed upon them and are
therefore being wiped out. In other
words. modern legislation is
replacing the better classes by a mix
ture of sheep and wild beasts and
the nation is being propagated by
those retaining primordial qualities and
the primitive instinct and the average
Englishman at this rate will soon have
a depraved gorilla countenance."
Despair over the state Of the coun
try is almost a national characteristic
of the English. They are never so
happy as when they are being gloomy
about themselves. Any copy of any
English paper will show that the Eng
lish people are going to the demnition
bowwows. The English addiction to
patent medicines is another evidence
Of this general tendency to low spirits.
Other nations see nothing in particu-
lar the matter with the English. They
seem to outsiders to be doing fairly
we'll as nations go. What they really
need is a course of mental science and
practice in the cheerful point of view
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
Restina q Model.

Adolphe Manuel, the German painter,
at one time was engaged on work of
mural decoration and kept man posed
in an exceedingly fatiguing position
on a scaffold for two hours. The great
painter worked away, needless of his
models discomfort. Finally the vic
tim called down, Herr Professor. how
about the recess?"
Certainly, my dear sir. Come down
right away and you shall have your
recess"
AS the model was descending from
the scaffolding his limbs assumed
position which was one for which the
artist had long been looking.
Stop Mcneil Numbered. Hold!
All, fine. Keep that while make
little sketch of it,
The artist drew vigorously for half
an hour. at the end of which he called
out imperatively: There. that will do
for now. Get up on the scaffold again.
We have had our recess"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
BAD BREATH.
It's Your Duty to Get at the Cause
and Remove II. A Word to
the Wise, You Know.

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, the SUBJ
stitute for Calomel, oil the bowels and
positively do the work.
People afflicted with bad breath find
quick relief through DR.. Edwards Oh
i've Tablets. The pleasant, sugar-coat-
ed Tablets are taken for bad breath
by all who know them.
Olive Tablets act gently but firm
ly on the bowels and liver, stimulat-
ing them to natural action, clearing
the blood and gently purifying the
entire system of impurities.
They do all that dangerous calomel
does without any of the bad after eff
fects.
All the benefits of the nasty, sicken-
ing, gripping cathartics are derived
from Olive Tablets without gripping,
pain, or disagreeable effects of any
kind.
DR.. M. F. Edwards discovered the
formula after seventeen years of prac-
tice among patients afflicted with
bowel and liver complaint with the
attendant bad breath.
Olive Tablets are purely vegetable
compound mixed with olive oil.
Take one every night for a week
and note the effect.
Every little Olive Tablet has a
movement all it's own" 10c and Csc
per box.
The Olive Tablet Company,
Columbus, Ohio.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
KILLING WILL BE
TRIED THURSDAY

Nate Killing was given a prelimi-
nary hearing in police court this
morning and pleaded not guilty to a
charge of drawing a deadly weapon on
his wife. He said he was not ready
for trial and the case will be tried to-
morrow.
Killing was arrested Monday after
noon when a complaint was sent in
from neighbors that Killing was on a
rampage. The police investigated and
Mrs. Killing said her husband had
threatened her life several times be-
fore and in this instance had drawn a
gun and threatened to shoot her. Hill
ing was under the influence of liquor
at the time
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
This is Certain
The Proof That sun-TeIegram Readers
Cannot Deny.


What could furnish stronger evil
dence of the efficiency. of any remedy
than the test of time? Thousands Of
people testify that Doan's Kidney Pills
have brought lasting results.
Home endorsement should prove un-
doubtedly the merit of this remedy.
Years ago your friends and neighbors
testified to the relief they had derived
from the use of Doan's Kidney Pills.
They now confirm their testimonials.
They say time has completed the test.
Dallas Cassel, I'll South Eighth ST.,
Richmond, Indiana, says: Il blame
heavy lifting for bringing on backache
in my case. There was pain over my
kidneys and l was weak and suffered
from dizzy headaches. Doan's Kidney
Pills made me feel like a different
person, and | was so grateful that
publicly endorsed them in July, 1906.
| have had no further need of kid
ney remedy and am glad to confirm
my former statement"
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no other.
advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
MUTTON BIRDS IN MILLIONS.
Armies of Them BIacken New Zea-
~ iani': SIX Every Spring.

Armies of Them BIacken Ne. Zea-
~ iani'. SIX Every Spring.
Yearly. at the coming Of spring, the
thousand coastal islands of New Zea-
land. more especially those lying to-
ward the south. become the temporary
homes of myriads of mutton birds.
which pay visit for the nesting sea-
son. Out of the silence of the great
southern ocean come the birds in vast
armies. Low flying over the water.
for the most part close in shore, the
huge focks draw dark parallels Of
shadow across the seascape. The birds
fly in separate bands. disciplined and
massed in a serried whole--a continu-
Gus stream that passes between sea
and sky. Each army shows front
of perhaps a quarter of mile, the
huge length stretching away league
after league into interminable distance.
Stand on the brow Of some coastal
headland and watch the passage Of
one Of these bird armies. 1t is a won
derful sight. Far below one looks
down on heaving floor Of close pack
ed. undulahng black backs. lit By a
myriad scintillations Of white tipped
wings. So close is the floor. so serried
the ranks of the f1iers. that the water
beneath is hidden as with a carpet
Hour after hour the passage of the
army continues, from dawn till dark
and far into the night. In the night
the noise OF countless beating wings
that surges up over the cliff head tells
that the army Is still on the move till
the whir Of wings and cries Of the
rear guard beating up the stragglers
grow faint in the distance and one re-
Allies that at last the mighty host has
passed on its way.-Wide World Maya
zine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
A EaIs0 Alarm.

Over the telephone a worried voice
addressed the proprietor Of a small
hardware store In a west Kentucky
town.
"Say." the speaker began. II come
in your place today and bought one of
them dollar alarm clocks, and you set
her for me to go of at 3 O'Clock in
the mornin'. Dye remember?"
'Yes." said the hardware man. II
remember"
"Well," went on the other. 1--WE jest
found out that don't have to git up
at 8 O'Clock In the mornin'.'
Glad to hear it." said the hardware
man. but what do you want me to do
about TT"
Il want you." said the customer. ito
tell me how to unalarm this clock
Saturday Evening Post.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
A Poets Antipathies.

Mr.. Otto Heller in his work on Ibsen
attempts to arrange some of the poets
strength. The lowest pit of Ibsen's In
ferno is reserved for politicians and
Journalists. Scientists. he says. should
not be allowed to torture animals to
death while politicians and journalists
are so plentiful and cheap A slightly
higher position is occupied by the cler-
gy. and nearly all of Ibsen's clergymen.
ARE spokesman of narrow minded.
inf1exible morality" The lawyers take
place Just above the clergy. The law
breeds casuists and sophists. and the
whole tribe are branded as anti-ideal-
lists"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06

The Murrette
Judging from the increased attend
ance at the Murrette the five cent
policy has met with the appreciation
of the public.
If Richmond amusement lovers
ever get their moneys worth, they are
certainly getting it now at this popu-
lar photo-play theater.
Many patrons believed that when
the policy was changed to five cents,
the quality of films would be reduced
also. However, this is not the case
as the program which is announced
upon the screen one day in advance.
states first run pictures direct from
the studios of the very best makers.
Tonight the program includes I'm
a Garden a beautiful Thanahauser
drama that was released Monday, Nov.
4th. Also The Ladder OF Love-" which
was released Tuesday, Nov. 5th.
Upon Friday of this week another
wonderful war drama will be shown In
two reels.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
TAFT To RALLY
RANKS OF PARTY
Issues Statement in Which
He Asks Republicans to
Rally to the Party.
National News Association

CINCINNATI, O., Nov. 6.-When
Democratic victory was assured, Pres
ident Taft issued a statement, part of
which follows:
1.-THE returns insure the election of
Gov. Wilson to the presidency. This
means an early change in the econom-
ic policy of the government in refer
ence to the tariff. If this change can
be made without hating prosperity
I sincerely hope it may be. The vote
for Mr.. Roosevelt, the third party
candidate, and for Mr.. Debs, the Soc
ialist candidate, is warning that
their propaganda in favor of funda-
mental changes in our constitutional
government has formidable support.
While the experience of change in
the tariff is being carried by the dem
ocratic administration, it behooves re-
publicans to gather the party standard
and pledge and renew their faith in
their party principles and to organize
again to defend the constitutional gov
eminent handed down to us by our
fathers.
I'VE must make clear to the young
men of the country who have been
weaned from sound principles of
government by promise of reforms,
impossible of accomplishment by mere
legislation, that patriotism and COM
mon sense require them to return and
to support our constitution without
compromising our principles. We must
convince and win back former repub-
licans and we must reinforce our
ranks with notwithstanding demo-
Gratis.
I'VE favor every step of progress
towards more perfect equality of op-
portunity and the Kidding society Of
injustice. But we know that all prog
ress worth making is possible with
our present form of government and
that to sacrifice that which is of the
highest value in our governmental
structure, underlined and impossible
reforms is the widest folly. The re-
publican party is equal to the task. 1t
has had no nobler cause. Let us
close ranks and march forward to do
battle for the right and the truth"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
Hence the Lemons,

How in the name Of goodness did
you come to buy so many lemons when
1 told you plainly to get only one
DOZEN" complained Mrs. Wratts to her
new Scandinavian maid.
"Vell," answered Hedvig slowly, "yoy
tolt me to git ay dozen. SO / don't
speak dass Inglish veil. so Ay fought
you sayed two dozen. SO Ay tolt de
grosery man. an Ay don't speak de
Inglish very veil, so he fought Ay
sayed tree dozen. SO he tells it to hiss
boy. but hiss boy ban a Irisher. and he
gifts four dozen. Cots w All bane git,
ting five dozen lemons. Amt dey
keel? -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
TITLES THAT APPEAR
In the War News Is Made
Plain Now.
(National News Association


WASHINGTON, D. c., Nov. 6.-An
attache of the Turkish embassy here
offers the following information con-
corning Ottoman titles to aid Ameri-
can readers in digesting the news from
the seat of war in the East. To begin
with, it must be understood that all
American prefixes, such as Mr.,
General" Governor" etc, become
affixes in Turkey, the title following
the name of the individual instead of
preceding it.
A Caliph ranks next to the sultan,
being a prince of the royal line, with
the added distinction of being "Maho-
NETS representative"
Next, in the Turkish religion, comes
Chek- Ul-Islam, or the head of the Ma
hometan faith.
Imam is the title by which a priest
is commonly addressed.
Pasha is the highest title within the
gift of the sultan. 1t is bestowed
chiefly upon men who attain distinc-
ton in the arts or commerce.
The word "Bey" affixed to Turk
ish surname signifies that the wearer
is distinguished in the service of the
state.
The term, ..'Effendi"' implies that the
man so addressed is superior to the
average man in birth. greeding ana
education, although not of the same
high rank as "Bey."
The Grand Vizior or Sadorazam, is
the premier of the cabinet and the
highest Of the government civil Off
Gals.
The governor of a province is ad-
dressed us Vail, while the mayor of a
city affixes to his name Beledie Raisi
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
AWFUL PAINS
FULLY DESCRIBED
A Lady Of Pizarro Tells Story 81
Awful Suffering That Cardui
Finally Relieved.

Pizarro, Val suffered for several
years." writes Mrs. Donna A. Smith,
with that awful backache and the bear
ing down sensations, so fully described
in your book.
81 tried doctors and other medicines
and found little relief, until was induced
to try Wine of Cardui, when found in
slant relief and today can heartily
recommend Cardui TO all suffering women
and think there is no other as good"
In some instances. Cardui gives instant
relief; in others, il may take little time.
But in all cases of female trouble Cardui
can be depended on 10 be of benefit, as
it is specific remedy for women and
acts in q curative way on the womanly
organs.
As general tonic for women, to build
up your strength. improve your appe-
tite, bring back rosy cheeks and make
YOU look and feel young and happy,
nothing you can find will do So much for
you as Cardui.
Your druggist has il.
NJ B-Winte -: LADIES' Adviscry Dep4, chsffs-
noo2a Medicine Co. Chattanocea, Tenn. for Spcrac
distinctions. and 6s-p,se book Home Treatne0
'nT Women sert - nis:7 - 49, - r~--,es.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
Nine, Scarron,

Nine. Scarron. afterward the famou,
Nine. de Maintenon. the wife Of Louis
XIV. was in her girlhood remarkably
beautiful. She was dark. with piercing
black eyes and wavy hair. In middle
life her gravity Of countenance and of
department was considered quite ex.
traordinary in that age Of gayety. One
Of her contemporaries said that she did
not smile once year, and yet she was
not gloomy, but only Of a sedate habit
Of mind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
TOO MUCH ELECTION

Jack McGreevey was arraigned in
police court this morning and fined 81
and costs for drunkenness by Mayor
Zimmerman. McGreevey is an old of
fender and was let off easy when he
explained that he celebrated last
evening. He was the only person ar
rested for not observing the law on
election day.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06

Bright Pupiis.
Here are some answers culled from
school examination papers:
The Salic law Is that you must take
everything with a grain Of salt"
Julius Caesar was renowned for his
great strength. He threw q bridge
across the Rhine"
The Zoidaic Is the ZOO OF the sky.
where lions. goats and other animals
60 after they are dead"
THE Pharisees were people who like
TO show OF their goodness by praying
in synonyms"
IAN abstract noun is something you
can't see when you are looking at It."
"Algebraical symbols are used when
you do not know what you are talking
about. "-Westminster Gazette.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06

night for amusement lovers, as we'll as
those seeking election news. rs the re-
turns that were received by special
service proved to be one of the feat
ures Of the evening. The present bill
will conclude a most successful en-
gegement tonight which will be follow
ed by a strong comedy offering for
the last half.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
In For It.

always eat the skin OF the fruit"
ordered the doctor. THE skin con
tains essentials that you need
THAT may be, doc, but | know I'm
going to get my throat all scratched up
the drst time | try to eat q pineapple
with it's skin on."-Washington Her
aid.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
When Baby
Has Group
! EVERY MOTHER SHOULD KNOW
ABOUT BOOTHS HYOMEI.

In any home where a child has a
tendency to Group. a bottle of HY-
OMEI pronounce it High-o-me)
should be kept constantly on hand.
A sudden attack of Group with diff
sfcult breathing and extreme distress
us apt to come on at any time.
The course to be pursued is plain.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
A Definition,

PA" said Willie. what Is q geniusY p
"A genius. my son." said Mr.. Know.
itall. rs a man who can't collect
enough Of what the world owes hin to
pay what he owes to the community In
which he nves."-Hafpers Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06

Send for your
doctor at once,
a n d in tn 9
meantime drop
80 drops of HY-
OMEI into a
bowl of boiling
water and hold
the child's head
over it, cover
with q towel or
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06

Constipation and stomach troubles
are twins. They kill people inch by
inca. sap life away. HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea relieves you. Give it
a thorough trial, you will get results
35c., Tea or Tablets. A. G. Luken
& Co.-Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06

One lot Of hats on sale at CSC to
800. Others at reduction. Mae New
man Parlor Millinery, 50 FIT. Wayne
Ave. cit
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
AHuSeHentS
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.

Gennett Theater.
Nov. 23-"The Spring Maid"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06

Not drop of alcoholic liquor is
manufactured in Iceland and none is
imported.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
The Murray.

The Murray.
The present offering at the Murray
proved a strong drawing card last
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
notice.!

NO ICE!
Ladies' Aid Society Of Middleton
ough will give an oyster supper Satur-
day night at school house. SIT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
At The Murray.

Vaudeville Matinee and Night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-11-06
The Murrette

a. NJ. z. Church.
Nov. 17-Harrison recital.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-07-21
VEAL THY NEW YORKER
ACCUSED OF MURDER

NEW YORK. July 20,-oeorge r. Hark.
ness wealthy real estate dealer here
was arrested by the police early today
Senn9rged with having shot and Instantly
6lied Mrs Florence Hopp OF LewisburS
"a, at the Hotel York shortly after mid
nisnt Mrs. Hopp was IS years OLD
Hdrkness declared that the killing was
accidental. occurring while Mrs Honr
"aS examining his automatic revolver,
Inc police learned OF the sbootins g
"hen Harkness walked up to q patrol.
man few blocks from tho hotel, and IA ia
without emotion: 'o'o
I've Just accidentally shot urv u1,.
"0uld you mind walking over and taking
look at the s!tuationi She is In onr
room at the hotel yonder"
NO one ut the hotel had heard tbs sbo-
OF knew anything about the occurrenco
uncl the arrival OF the policeman, Tba
woman was breathing her last aa the oscio
Ger entered the room
When arraigned at the police s+,+ion
Harkness admitted that the woman wa q
She 10 an old boyhood friend of nina 81
he said, and has been In the citv nni,
a row days. She expected To return ~
Lewlsourg on an early train TODAY ana
We had just been consulting a tinc ,abia
when the Tnlschance with the revolver 90
CURED" ''er &C.
Hardness is married. he said cpd No.
q me home at Seaclir Mrs. Hon1 bs
declared. was divorced from her husbanI
some time ago. "o
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-07-21

Mississippi Is throttled at one of its
widest points. Tho last crib for the
foundation Of the cement work was
completed today against the Iowa side
of the project
Ihe Pcnt-up winter has raised the
rlverr about four feet, and it is now
rushing through the archways of tho
completed dam and through the false
Work OF the section remaining to be
completed. Engineer Cooper saws the
dam VIII be completed and electrical
energy be distributed in less than
years time.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-07-21

|" HE principal attractions at the
Salt Palace today will bo the
bicycle races and the band con-
cert, The concert will begin
! imm mediately after the races, A special
programme has been prepared OF sacred
and classical music and will be played
under the direction Of G. Sirignano, the
conductor of the Banda Roma.
AS the season advances and new
amusement features are added, the Salt
Palace is becoming moro popular and
attractive than for several years past
During the past week some new amuse-
ment novelties were added and this
has still further increased the attend
ance.
One OF the permanent improvements
mado by Messrs. Nelson and Lanpford
since taking charge of the resort is the
band stand and open air theater. Tho
band stand is possibly the most artis-
tic and effective ever built in the west.
The background is formed by curved
shell Of hard wood. forming a sounding
board that makes the acoustics as near
~ perfect as possible for outdoor work.
When the air is still the band can be
heard as far as North Temple street.
Both the background and the front
of the stand have been freely decorat.
ed with brilliant lights, making q very
eroctiVe setting for concert work.
Plans are now being considered for
sc1ll further improving the surround
lngs of the band stand and by the time
another season comes one Of the most
pretentious outdoor theaters ever CON
Strpcted in the west will greet the Salt
Palace patrons
During the present season concerts
are gwen every evening, and there is |
no charge for admission,