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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
A TROUBLE MAKER
Coffee Poison Breeds Variety Of Ills.

A California woman who didn't
know for twenty years what kept her
i'll, writes to tell how she won back her
health by quitting coffee:
Il am 81 years old" she says, have
used coffee all my life, and for 20
years suffered from indigestion and
insomnia. Life was burden and a
drag to me all the time, and about
once year my ailments got such hold
upon me that was regularly sick in
bed for several weeks each time.
Il was reluctant to conclude that
coffee was the cause of my trouble. but
am thankful that l found out the
truth.
Then l determined to use Postum
exclusively-for week at first-for I
doubted my ability to do without COT
fee for any length Of time. made
the Postum carefully, as directed, and
before the week expired had my re-
ward in a perceptible increase in
strength and spirits.
Seeing the good that my short ex-
pertinent had accomplished, 1 resolved
to continue the use of Postum, cutting
out the coffee entirely. This did for
nine months, finding, daily, increased
cause for qualification at my steadily
improving health, My indigestion grad
ualIy left me, my sleep returned, I
gained 90 pounds in weight. my color
changed from sallow to fresh, rosy
hue and life became a blessing.
grtsAhen ! thought / would try coffee
again, and did so for few weeks. The
punishment for deserving my good
friend, Postum, was a return of my old
troubles
THAT taught me wisdom, and am
now and shall be all my life hereafter
using Postum exclusively and enjoy
ing the benefits it brings me" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Greek,
Mich.
There's a reason" and It is explain
ed in the little book, The Road to
Wellville,' IN pkgs
Ever read the above letter. new
one appears from time 20 time. They
are genuine true, and fuIl OF human
interest.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

ctowdsr Broa. Z Beekhsm
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
MERIT ALWAYS WINS

II you buy an article of real merit from
your merchant, and it gives perfect salts
faction, you are usually pleased with your
purchase and you tell your friends of its
excellence. The genuine merit of BONDS
LIVER PILLS caused their great popu-
larity and sale. They are specially in
tended for MALARIAL TROUBLES, such
as Biliousness, Constipation, Headache,
etc. They are not "cure all, nor are
they so advertised. Try ONE pill at bed
time and be convinced. Or, send to us
for free sample. Bonds Pharmacy Co.,
Little Rock, Ark.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
The KELLEY INSTITUTE.

other One lc package coos all ber They dye in COLI
free booet-How to Dye, Bleach and Mix Colors. mon
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
a LUCKY sEooAR.

Robert Newman telephoned the 20
ice:
II want you to find my trousers"
be said.
Did you look under the mattress? ?
asked the telephone clerk in the
chiefs once.
No" said Newman.
Give me the description" be
said.
AN right The number on the case
is 5,574,56i and the number on tho
works is 5.l3s.476."
What are you talking about, any
wayg"
My watch"
Il thought II was your trousers"
Yes, the watch was In the trous-
ers' pocket A beggar called here and
asked me to give him a pair OF trous'
ers. did. After he was gone I dis
covered gave him the ones with my
watch in them. Find that begEar. will
your"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
He'd Re There.

Lee Harrison says he was standing
at Forty-third street and Broadway
when a young man wearing one Of
those Poughkeepsie looks approached
him and said:
Excuse me, but I want to find my
cousin, who lives in New York"
very WELL" replied Lee. 1T will
be all right this time What's your
cousins name?"
Cohen"
Say" said Lee, grabbing him by
the arm, come out here in the middle
Of the street and yell Cohen You'll
probably be able to find him in the
crowd that answers"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

pentaI operatlon on PONY.

A remarkable operation has been
performed by a Wanstead (Eng) vet
Urinary surgeon on pony which had
a bad fracture of the lower jaw. Aft
er injecting cocaine and wiring the
teeth together, the surgeon drilled a
hole through the jawbone, and the
broken parts we're then firmly drawn
together by strong silver wire. The
pony is expected to make complete
recovery.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Aannv Enture.

ARropos Of the marriage at Reigate
of sired Gwynne Vanderbilt and
Mrs. Hollis McKim, New York man
said on the Olympic: 81 met Wander
bile at the Metropole at Brighton a
few days after the ceremony, and l
said to him, by way Of joke:
Well, is the course of true love
going to run SMOOTH"
Smooth and straight said he.
There are banks on both sides, you
anew"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Sun a LampIiahter.

In the acetylene burning lighthouses
along the Panama canal will be in
stalled copper cylinders exposed to
the sun. When the sun rises in the
morning and the rays fall upon these
cylinders they win expand and close
valves that admit gas to the burners.
AS night approaches and the suns
rays diminish in power the cylinders
will contract and again turn on the
gas, which will be ignited by small
pilot Scientific American.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
WIRE FENCING.

Both welded and wrapped for stock,
pigs, poultry, garden and lawn, all sizes
good heavy hog proof 20" fence for 1S1ac
per rod. Send trial order. ROOFING of
all kinds galvanized and painted steel
rubber and gravel coated. We have a
good rubber roofing for zoe square, all
complete. Send trial order. Mention this
paper. Pidgeon- Thomas Iron Co., 94-96
N. I'd st., Memphis, Tenn.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
"a a nrnrnnv rnn MArAn1A

AS A REMEDY FOR MALARIA
in any form Elixir Babek has no equal.
It cures the most obstinate and long
standing cases.
TT gives pleasure to certify that the
Elixir Babek' cured me of chills and
malarial fever, with which I have suf-
fered for a long time" August Epps,
Nance's Shops, Va.
1t contains no quinine and is equally
beneficial to young and old
Elixir Babek, SO cents, all druggists,
or Kloozewski & Co., Washington, D. c.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Mo Need.

did you Sc where man accused
his wife of trying to poison him with
her pies?"
81 think she went to unnecessary
trouble. If her pies we're like the kind
my wife makes, she could take bet.
ter chances on him with acute indiges,
ton"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Not polIts 4, tha NeIahbor,.

Mrs. Nexdore-Prof Adagio called
at our house yesterday and my daugh
ter played the piano for him. He
Just raved over her playing.
Mrs. Peprey-How rude! Why
couldn't he conceal his feelings the
way the rest Of US do?-Catholic
Standard and Times.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Lumbaoo, Rheumatism and chlIb

Lumbaeo, rheumatism and chllblains
There is nothing that gives so quick
benefit as Hunts Lightning Oil. The
very minute it is rubbed on the i'm
provement is noticed. For over thirty
years this Liniment has been acknowl-
edged to be the best for these troubles.
Every druggist will recommend 1t.
Price 25c and soc per Bottle.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
AnnIylnu the Saw.

she-My dear your framed portrait
has arrived, and l want you to put 1t
up at once on the parlor wall.
He-All right, wife. Tell John to
bring in the stepladder, then get me
picture rope enough to hang my
self.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Ought to Work Both WAYS.

But you will have to be identified,
madam, before we can cash your
check"
81 don't see why; ! didn't have to
be identified when | deposited the
money here"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

why is It that men never seem to
care to go to weddlngsP"
Madame. men are progressive. l
have no doubt that the time will come
when hardly any man will care to
witness a hanging"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

81 want damages" shouted the
bruised and battered citizen who had
just been beaten up by his athletic
rival.
Il think" replied his friend and adj
wiser, after a critical inspection, that
IL you look In the glass you'll find
you've got EN-"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
A shrev,d Elnanolnr.

Say. boss" said Uncle Eben,
would you lend me bout six bits and
take dis mule fob security7"
How long do you want the loan?'
-oh. TIL long bout April or May"
That's a curious kind Of transac'
ton"
Well, I'll make 1t four bits, All
really kyahs about It gitun' rid o.
feedin' de mule"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Head Clerk Ito applicant for gov
eminent post) these your iden-
tification papers?
Applicant-Yes sir.
Head Clerk-H'm, your death Ger
tificate is missing.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
For Value Received.

Hubby-I won't say marriage ia q
failure, but some are more foTt9nsts
in what they get than others.
Wifie-You are quite right, dear;
for instance, you got me, but I-got
only you.-Tatler.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Consistency.

THAT artist has fine sense of the
fitness OF things"
I'm what way?"
HE Won't paint marine views in
anything but water colors."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
seIf.saerlficIna Essential.

You don't claim to be party
leader?'
NO" replied the quiet citizen.
Everybody wants to be the leader Of
the party. It strikes me that some
body ought to be willing to be the
party"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Economy In Music.

What's all that racket about IN the
parlor?" asked the father
why. that's Mary and Jane play
ing duet on the piano" explained
mother.
Both OF EN- playing at once?"
Yes; it's a duet"
well. can't they wear out the
piano fast enough playing one at a
timer"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Below Stairs.

What's your missis kicking
Rbout?" inquired the housemaid from
next door.
This is her night out. but told
her ] had an engagement meself."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Such Confidence,

The bride, to show her undying con-
fidence in her new husband, gave him
a night key.
Then she telephoned for the lock-
smith to change the lock.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Many workmen are never provid-
ed with enough to work with, but /
know enc brand of worker who gen
orally has material to burn"
what is he?"
"A irebrand."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
TESTIMONY
OF five WOMEN
Proves That Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Com
pound Is Reliable.

Reedville, 0re.-"I can truly recon-
mend Lydia p. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound TO all women who are passing
through the Change Of Life, as Il made
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Like Case

"A political party and a man with
a monkey are in much the same
need"
What is that?"
"They both want an organ to sup
port them"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Those NIohts on

With pious mien he goes 10 church.
For probity has great Tenown;
But his religion seems to lurch
Whene'er his wife Is out OF town
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Parental Wisdom.

pa. what is meant by the psyche
logical moment?"
AS a rule, my son, It takes the form
Of a lost opportunity"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Similarity.

"Binks certainly does tell the most
wonderful tales about his automobile
trips"
But, then, you know, some yarn
naturally goes with a spin"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

The humps seem such a plebelao
sort OF sickness"
TT should not be, for actually II il
rather a swell affair"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Weary WAITING.

You'n agree that Fortunes fickle
And she's often slow, we've found:
Death is apt to WELD his sickle
Long before she gets around.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

The true man is one who will Meth
er seek an indirect advantage by spe-
cious word, nor take an evil path to
secure good purpose.-Scott.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

She--I have bill for you on hand.
He-Well?
She-Foot 1t.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
A snlemn Duty.

why did Bangs change his iron
gray hair to black?'
Because his fancee thought the
gray In his hair made him look too
old for her. and he thought 1t was his
duty to obey his sweetheart's dyeing
request"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Constipation causes many serious dis
eases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One laxative,
three for eathartic.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Distance.

He sat beside her lovingly:
She answered with q smile:
You will not be % near to me
When hoopskirts a4S In style"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Il wonder if Jack knows l have
money!"
Has he proposed?"
Yes"
HE knows. kansas City Journal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
The Reaann.

so your teacher does not approve
Of your wearing rats"
mo, the old cat"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

There never was a man as important
as a bride expects her husband to be.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Beyond Masculine Aid.

-How's your wife2"
she's having constant trouble with
her head"
Can the doctor help herr"
"No-nobody but the milliner."--
Stray Stories.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR, softens the gums, reduces inhamma
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc bottle
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

ITCH, ITCH relieved in 30 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitar..- Lotion. At Druggists,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Hes a perfect duck OF a doctorl"
For heavens sake don't tell people
co."
why not?"
Naturally. they'll think he's q
quaek."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

It's easier to look wise than it is
to deliver the goods.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28


Yes; once, and only once"
Did you win anythingT
NO. begorra; that | didn't"
Why, how was that?"
We'll, you see, backed the blessed
boss through a shop window. and
had to pay $40"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Let us then be what we are, and
thus keep ourselves loyal to truth
H. W. LongfellOw.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Whoever serves his country well has
no need of ancestors,-voltaire.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

The evils and sorrows that affiict
mankind are of mankind's own max
ing-Marie Corelli.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

You can fiatter silly girls by calling
them firts.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

PILES CURED IN to IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PALO ONT
MINT fails to cure hny case of Itching, Blind,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
Mental Treatment.

Farmer Awe been thinking Of
having that field plowed for quite =
spell.
Farmer Dwell, turnin' It over in
your mind amt a-goin' ter At 1t for
craps.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

Passenger (nervously) - Captain,
what would be the result If this boat
should strike an iceberg?
Captain-It would probably SILVER
its timbers.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

He is a poor chauffeur who doesn't
know what he is driving at
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

The Daughter-But. papa, can't
marry him-he's been married twice
already.
Her Father "a race-track mani
Tut tut! Don't pay any attention to
past performances.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

important 20 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Signature of AINZzIAU
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28

A conceited man is often conceited
enough to think that he isn't.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1912-02-28
PUTNAM
The Rest of II.

Color more goods brighter and faster colors than
dye any garment without ripping apart. Writ
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28

The grade school pupils gave
their Thanksgiving exercises in
the high school auditorium Wed
nesday afternoon.
Mrs. Schultz and Mrs. Timer
will entertain the Turner ladies
at Turner hall on Saturday after
noon, November .3Oth.
Married-At the Office of Judge
Dow in this city on Wednesday
November 81, Charles A. Calledye
and Miss Amanda L. Munson. both
of Millnor.
Mrs. Jos. Patterson and daugh
ter, Mary, left Wednesday fol
Donnybrook, N. D., to spend
Thanksgiving with her brothers
and their families.
The Epworth League will give
a birthday social at the Douglass
home on Friday evening, Deem
Der 9Th, at eight o'clock. Every
body is invited. Adv.
Miss Teresa Dietz entertained
a number of her friends in honor
of Miss Walsh last Tuesday night
A delicious dinner was served,
plates being laid for twelve.
| AZ g. Bivet ofsANahpeton will be
a candidate for speaker Of the
house of representatives. He is
we'll qualified and has many Of
fers of support from members
elect.-Walcott Reporter.
GILES & Hankins have fresh
oysters every day in the week.
Try them. Adv.
The ladies aid society of the
Congregational church had 9
very successful sale of fancy ar
ticles in the church parlors last
Tuesday afternoon. A lunch was
served.
The Methodist ladies aid So
ciety will have a sale and serve
a New England supper Tuesday
afternoon, December 10th. The
serving Of supper will begin al
$50.
DR.. Fitzgerald has moved his
office to the rooms formerly occu-
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28
LOCAL NEWS NOTES

Merle Gallagher spends Thanks
giving in Casselton.
J. J. w. Dvorak and wife were
in from Wyndmere Tuesday.
Chas. Tibeau of Antelope spent
a few days in the city last week.
Prof. Darner an wife are spend
ing Thanksgiving at the Forkner
home.
The N. P. club met last Monday
night. with Mr.. and Mrs. G. L.
Harris.
Mrs. Hazel Robinson and two
children are visiting at the Yates
home.
DR.. and Mrs. Birnberg of st.
Paul are guests at the Stern
home.
Heated and furnished rooms
for rent. Inquire at 903 Third St.
north.
Mr.. Chas. Shields is a guest OF
his sister, Mrs. M. N. Early and
family.
0YsTER8. See GILES & Hank
ms when in need of fresh oys-
ters. Adv.
,s4~ Mrs.s.K atchelhoffer has been
substituting for Miss Mitchell q
part of the week.
Mrs. Lillian Hatch leaves today
for st. Paul, Mimi, where she
joins her husband.
Mrs. Briggs went to White
Rock to spend Thanksgiving with
her son, U. A. Briggs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rinderman are in
Fargo this week, the guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Tommy Ward.
A number of our citizens are
attending the Knights of Column
bus meeting in Fargo this. week.
Mr.. C. D. Rittenhouse is spend
ing the week at Holdingford,
Mimi, where he has another drug
store.
The ladies of Trinity Guild will
hold their annual sale and supper
on Wednesday evening, the 18th OF
December.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28
MlLroN-BRIMpLE

At the M. E. parsonage last
Tuesay morning at 1890 occur
red the marriage of Mr.. Mark
Brindle of Hazelton, N. D., and
Miss Edna N. Milton of Barney,
N. D., Rev. sewrey officiating.
The, witnesses to the marriage
were Mr.. j. H: Nelson and Miss
Hazel Nelson, both of Hazelton.
The young couple will make their
home at Hazelton.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28
Some Cause for Rejoicing.

In addition to the general occasion
for Thanksgiving, every life has its
own Joys and every soul ito own de.
lights. There are many who appear to
be barren Of rejoicing. some into
whose homes calamity has come and
from which have gone those whose
faces were the love lights Of the do.
mestic circle. But even here may be
Wound some cause for rejoicing, and,
I'm any event. reverent faith may
take up the triumph of the uncrushed
spirit of Though he slay me,
yet will I praise him." God does not
willingly ahlict the children of men,
and when the misfortunes come he
stands ready to comfort and to protect.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28

When you think hotel, think
Beaufort Hotel, Minneapolis.
Choice rooms with private phone
75c to 800. Excellent rooms
with phone and bath $1.25 and
$50. 1i2 Third st., So. OPP
posite postofflce.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28
TURKEY SUPPER

The ladies guild of the Episco-
pal church will have their annual
sale and supper in the Armory
Tuesday afternoon, Dec. 5th. The
supper will be CSC and the serv-
ing will begin at $50.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28

! and whispered-to myself, you un.
! stand
Our little Nov I lay me-" clear to
j its my soul to keep"
Just a. used to say It when I hurried
! OF to sleep.
And something seemed to touch mo
! like hand held out to bless
And all ct once my heart throbbed to
| . hymn Of thankfulness!
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28

LOST-A purse containing
money between Sixth street and
high school. Reward for return
to Mrs. P. J. Murray.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-11-28

The only thing that keeps some
women from being gossips is to
have a husband to tell things to.
An Iowa girl secured a husband
by a message written on an egg.
Even matrimony is becoming
somewhat Of she'll game.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-17
DAWSON / NAROONS
. TO OPEN SEASON
Baseball win Begin in Las
Vegas on May l6; Dawson
Bunch Said to Have Strong
est Material in History.

Especial Telegram 20 Evening ncraId)
Las Vegas, n. NJ, April 1.-THE
baseball season will open with bang
in las Vegas on May 16 when the
Maroons and the Dawson team, said
to be this year one Of the ciassiest
that ever happened, cross bats hers.
Dawson Is said 20 have the best ma
terial IN her history and the open
Ing game ought 10 be a hummer.
THIS -MaroonB are being whipped into
shape and the line np will be an
nounced ln few days Manager Plow-
man and assistant, James G. Duncan
Jr, have been busy as bees and de-
clare they win put In the field team
that WIN put the eternal kibosh on
anything Ia New Mexico. Meadow
City fans are deeply interested in
mysterious rumors 'of star talent that
Is going, 80 .hp3 plased IN .thai ranks OF
the Maroons, and the opening game
Of the season win draw a big crowd.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-17

OFFICE c. Q. NJ. Chronicle Bldg.
san Francisco. Call April rs. 19l2.
Sealed proposals will be received here
until I a. m. May Is. 1912, for fur
niahing coal required at posts In
Western nivisien during fiscal year
commencing July /. 1912 IRformnti0n
furnished on APPLICATION here or 20 post
quartermaster and quarsermasters at
Seattle Wash. Portland. Ore. and Hon
olulu, II. r., and bids may Oe receive
ed BY Post Quartermaatcrs and Quar-
termaster, Honolulu. H. r.. until IL
a. m, Pacific time. May 10, 1919. See
Sec. s7is. Il. s.
n, Won scHRADER. c. Q NJ.