Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-17
copyright. 1911. by North American Press
Syndicate.)
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doIc ~ Hau come 10 u run StoIp aII
shook the cinders out Of his hair and
ears. He shifted the town air joy
nusly and shock lands warmly with
the friend who had gone to the train
I" meet him.
For the ove of Mike, where a
you becn?" asked the friend. "yoM
took like the fag N of a misspent
life. You loot as frazzled AS a collar
that has been in the laundry 10 times.
" haze pccn to Il rest cure, he re-
1,lied. Doc told me where to find Il
cute place and 4 fell for 1t like "A
ding swizzlcd bonehcad. I have res
cd so much in the last 10 days that
Septimus. when I catch Doc alone
some lark night the police are go
ing to have another mysterious af-
fair To clear up"
~ would hardly have known YOU"
said the friend.
pretty fair When Doc sent me away
and told him I thought he was
making a great mistake. but h. would
have his " way. 1 got "A little
hall bedroom over the kitchen in N
OF them foxy health resorts, whore
feed and sit and look out of the
window at the sparrows. 7 couldn't
fish because 1t wasn't good for me.
1t was too cold to go in bathing. !
couldn't read 0n account of my eyes
n ! cruldn': pa poker because
there Was nobody to play with but a
Methodist preacher and four old
ladies. 1 got quite we'll acquainted
with them sparrows. We you'd do
nothing att day but talk about the
weather and study the almanac and
at night we would sit and talk about
the noon. The only excitement 1 had
was one funeral which took place I'm
the neighborhood and there wouldn't
have bee much excitement there If
the soprano hadn't swallowed her
gum right at the critical moment.
II, was alone with myself so much
that 1 had time to think over my
past Hfe and get to delying into the
future. Finally when l got to talk
ing to myself n counting the ants
in the sugar bowl. l made up my mind
to fly back to town. and here l am.
''The simple life has got me down.
but not out. l am going to get 10
work again and recuperate, and when
lost at the rest cure I'm going to go
up n have a session with Doc that
he will remember for several 10
S@ong: tn see you after I go home
n bury these clothes in the back
yard. Get the boys together to-
night"
81 = ll1DNII4 W lNN - LA y iSIAN
An attenuated and willowy Swedish
household in the capacity OF domestic.
Her work was not satisfactory and
h received her notice. Before leav-
ing she. approached the head OF the
liotIse and said:
"Ay tank if I had a recommended
tiOn from q could get a good job
somewhere. maybe
This was a poser. but after think
Ing the matter over for a few mini
utes the man, with a cheerful desire
20 Oblige. sat down at his desk and
wrote the following:
TIC whom it may concern: This is
to certify h a Miss Tiilie Svenson has
been engaged in my household as do
mestic for six months. l can TRUTH
fully say that she is the taliest hired
girl we have ever had
THE BABY.
The sweetest little darling that the
world has ever seen:
OF tranquil disposition with no yearn-
ing to be mean
It's face shows great intelligence and
beauty that is rare;
Yhe cutest little infant in the coun-
try. anywhere.
It's voice shows splendid quality. It's
music to the ear.
And when It has the collie. it's a
symphony to hear.
1t has got q brilliant future. there is
not = doubt OF II.
And there's not q thing to wish for
to improve the Kid q bit
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