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The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23
WHEN NAPOLEON WAS ExPECTED

From the October Strahu.
 The belfry of Wrabness church, In Essex, England, looks more like an an cient summer house than a belfry. Its chief interest lies in the fact that it con- tains two huge saws made at the time when Napoleon was supposed to be on the point of invading England. These saws were to be used for cutting down trees, with which the roads were to be blocked against the invaders. This, how ever, was but one of many means which were devised to repel the invaders. Per haps better known are the series ef Mar tello towers which dot portions of the southern coast of England and tine Mili- tary canal, which runs from Hythe to within a short distance of Hastings.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

If the steam roller could be used in the national election forecast would be a pale blue cinch.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

The laws delay is being worked to a fare-you-well in the case of New York's police crooks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

Culebre cut is famous for its landslides, but none of them will compare with the landslide for Wilson in November.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

The baseball season is dying hard. It will give it's last wlggle .ith the worlds . series.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

If man goes to New York and gets by the police with his wad, he's finan- cier.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

How sad she will be this winter, if she doesn't have an evening gown with a rim of fur around the bottom!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

would he were fatter;-But l rear "'' nofi-- Yet if my name were liable |" 'e"r' o, rxnoxy inc man I should avoid so soon as that spare Cnssi"s'
 Julius Caesar.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

ample folds of pretty skirt. But when foot-in fact two of them-jump into
 prominence as they certainly do if you are
 clad in one of these two by twice hob
 bles they lose much of their charm and are subject to adverse criticism. I stopped one day recently at high browed, fashionable summer resort,
 where q $2o note simply curled up and died every 2A hours, and while there I
 chanced to be at the station when a pas-
 senger train rolled in. A young man was there to meet girl. The girl was some peach, too. When she got off the Pull
 man she handed the young man neatly done up package, which he carelessly
 thrust into the hip pocket or his trousers. Say" she said in alarm, be awful care- full with that package. 1t is my best even- ing gown.'
 But it took ah extra trip of the hotel dray to get her hat over to the hotel. The men are entirely helpless in the
 matter. We know full well that you are
 going to do just exactly as you. please.
 But it is said, whether it is truesor not, that next to desire to make other wom-
 en jealous. it is your desire to please us
 in your clothes. If this be the fact, please take a little of the hats and add 1t else-
 where and we will continue-as we will anyway, but perhaps little more cheer fully-to be your slaves. BILL VINES. 
 done, but they have all produced impos- sible dullness, while he, apparently scarce ly altering his material, has with his
 magic hand so shaped the story that now.
 hundreds of years after his death, he
 helps make good the prophecy of Cas-
 sius:
 How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states unborn and accents yet un- known!
 Next to the dramatic skill with which the story Is built up come the characters. Antony has the most effective work to do,
 and is therefore perhaps the best acting
 part. but Brutus follows him close with
 something of the poetry of Hamlet in
 him. and with that nature that bound
 every person to him: In all my life found no man but he was true to me. Cassius, far less sympathetic to the ay- l craze, is yet as clear as monday: Seldom he smiles. and smiles in such sort
 As if he mock'd himseif and scorn'd his spirit
 That could be moved to smile at any- thing.
 are not less perfect and complete. The
 play has everything; theme and construc-
 ton unexcelled; at least five great char
 acters; and language in which ahakess pears had reached his height and not yee begun to overload.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

The author of Ready Money has more ready money Just now than he ever had before in his life.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

Skyscrapers in Birmingham are going higher every year. A 50 story building will soon be due.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23

Governor Johnson has lost his voice. Never mind. The bull moore makes noise enough for both.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-23
THE FOLLY OF CRIME

Progresstves among restauranteurs are oysters.
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and a bond need to be done away with. AZ 1t is, many men who would serve TOT the good of the sport, for the protection of the game of the state, will not accept under these conditions. It IS true t'a' some do serve with profit from the mes collected, but it is not ipprooapie llae in some cases they are bought orr py Ia awbreakers after detection
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
Cable News
BANDITS HOLD
WILSON GIRL

Ell PASO, TEX, Feb. 90. -- Nellie
Wilson, twenty years old and daugh-
ter of Woodrow Wilson, the Demo-
cratic leader and former president of
Princeton. Is In the grip of bandits
near little town of MADEIRA, In Mex
leo. She has been visiting some
friends who own ranch near there.
and the bandits are now In full con-
troll of the part of the country.
when her father learned of her
plight today he Immediately demand
ed her safe conduct through. the lines
from President Madcro. but the Mexi
can authorities refused his request on
the ground that they could do nothing
until conditions settled down. He also
demanded an armed escort he furnish
ed her by the rebels, hut this also was
refused, on the same plea.
II IL believed here that this affair
may end In the Intervention OF the
United States To secure and maintain
order IN thc> southern republic.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23


SANTA BARBARA, Cal, Feb, a.
After being speeches. for Is years
Mrs. Charles Curtiss, wife of u
rancher of Carpinter!a, now can talk.
Mrs. Curtlss regalncd her voice on
Saturday evening Just as suddenly as
it left her. She was sitting at the
dinner table when she felt strange
itching In her throat, and surmising
the truth of the situation, she hushed
TO the parlor sitting at the piano.
she startled the members of her fam
lily by singing melody that was her
favorite song when a girl.
Her husband was more than start
led, for he had boosted ever since his
marriage that he had a wife who
|could not get In that last word" and
now he declares that the joke Is on
him.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
WHAT DO YOUR
SYMPTOMS MEAN?
There Are Many Indications Thai
the Body Needs Active
Ionic Treatment.

Have you ever stopped TO consider
what il the meaning of the various
symptoms from which you are suffer-
ing2 Certainly the paleness, pain in
the back, headaches, loss Of appetite,
nerN BUSINESS, shortnpss OF breath must
have some one cause. They are not
diseases in themselves but are COM
plants and warnings from the different
organs OF the body that these organs
are not being supplied with pure blood
and cannot do their daily work well.
TO he in good health person must
always have good, rich blood. Every
tissue OF the body depends upon 1t for
nourishment and strength. knowledge
OF this fact makes possible n direct
treatment for the various disorders from
which we suffer. Iou can cure your
self by making the blood pure with DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People.
Miss Clara Pieiticr, whose address Is
r. +. d. No. ., Springfield, Mo-, says:
81 suffered from nervousness for three
years. II followed q general decline in
health. l had sick headaches from
morning until night. There were sharp,
neuralgia pains through the top OF my
head and through both sides OF my face.
l was very pale and thin and lost
strength continually. | became so
weak that il was great effort for me
TO 90 upstairs or move around. My
heart bothered me continually. Some
times IL beat hard and fast and then at
times it seemed 10 stop altogether. i
was always afraid that I was going IN
breath my last when those spells came
on. I had but little appetite, suffered
from constipation and was extremely
nervous. My sister advised me 10 try
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
pie. soon found that / was getting
stronger and the palpitation Of my
heart entirely disappeared. Itook only
a few boxes Of the pills and was cured.
/ have been in good health since using
DIR. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
pie and recommend them highly"
II you are interested in the remedy
that cured this casS write today for q
copy Of the new edition Of our book on
Diseases OF the Blood" DIR. VIII
liams' Pink Pills have cured annmia,
rheumatism, stomach trouble, nervous
ness, neuralgia and St Nitus' dance.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are for sale
at all druggists, or will I've mailed 10
any address, POSTPAID, on receipt OF
price, 80 cents per box; six boxes for
$3.50, by the DIR. Williams Medicine
Company, Schenectady, n. Y.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
CRAMPS PULL
duke FROM RACE

PlTTSBURG. Pa. Feb 22.--Starting
at terrific speed in his first race here
today, Duke Kahanamoku, the Hawai-
ian swimmer. was seized with cramps
before he had gone any distance, and
sank. lie was rescued after few
moments excitement, almost uncon-
sCious, and taken out of the tank.
Gcnovcs, his tcammatc. finished his
race. hut came In nth In the first heat
He said aftcrward that he is not used
to the tank In which the race was
pulled off.
The national championship race over
the 5OO-yard course will be pulled or
Saturday night
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
SEND SOLDIERS TO f... ..
BRING YUAN IN

WASHINGTON, ID, G., Feb. "a
Dispatches from Shanghai announce
that tired OF Yuan Shih Kai's delay
in answering their summons tn attend
the National Assembly, the republic
cans today sent an armed party to
escort" the former imperial premier
to Ranking. The party Is said to have
left under the orders Of the assembly
to take Yuan 10 Ranking no matter
what excuses he might offer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
w A N T S
600 00OO O O0O0
TO LET.

House OF three bedrooms, four closets,
sitting room. dining room. pantry,
kitchen, bathroom; gas and electric
lights. Freshly painted and thor
oughly repaired; mosquito proof.
Large chicken yard. on two car
lines and three minutes walk from
third line. w. l.. Eaton. Bulletin Of
flee. Key at corner grocery, King
and McCully SITS. 5i5O-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
kIlBANE CHAMPION.

Los ANGELES, Cal. Feb. 22.--
johnny Kilbanc. the Cleveland whlrl-
wind, tonight knocked ont Abe Attell,
former champion. after twenty rounds
of fierce going at the Vernon arena.
There was tremendous crowd. The
fight was unusually brilliant, both box
ers being in splendid shape.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
MINERS IN BURNING MINE.

LEHIGH, Okla, Feb. 20. - Seven
miners are dead and score are i'm
prisoncd in burning coal mine here
The mine took fire from an explosion
of coal gas, which * known to have
killed seven of the workmon
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
WORK FOR TEDDY.

SEATTLE, Wash. Feb 22.-It was
announced here today that Roosevelt
workers viii open n state headquar-
tcrs In the name Of the former Prcsi-
dent tomorrow.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
KLAUS DOWNS RIVAL.

SAN FRANCISCO, cal. Feb. "a
Pctroskcy was put out by Klaus in II
spirited mill that went the fun limit
here tonight Klaus was given the de-
cision.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
PAPKE LOSES.

SACRAMENTO Cal, Feb. 22.-Aft-
or fight lasting twenty rounds, Billy
Papke lost his laurels today. He was
distanccd at every stage Of the fight
game by Mantcll,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23

Coronation King George, Opera
House, Monday night. Seats on sale
ut Promotion Committee rooms. ~,
5Oc., 25c.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23

No. 1l15 Lunalilo st. Six rooms: mod
ern; cool. Rent s35. Apply at 1927
Pensacola st. 5l33-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23
WANTED.

We lead. others follow" In the manu-
facture Of carbonated beverages. One
price to all. Free delivery. Phone
1922. Honolulu Soda Water Co.. Ltd.
S4A North Beretania st.: Chas. =.
Frasher. manager. Ss41-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23

Railway Mail Clerks--S90 month. Hoo
nolulu examination May 4. Prepar-
alton free. Franklin Institute, Dept.
435M, Rochester. N. Y. 5161-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23

Solicitors for work somewhat similar
to subscription soliciting. Address
u. B., care Bulletin Office.
5165-5t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23

Have YOU books you want hound,
ruling done. or books made, send them
10 the Bulletin job printing and
blndery plant.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23

Bookbinder-Position for a good man
can be had at the Bulletin Publish
ing Co., Aiakea st. Apply foreman.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-23

To rent gentle horse and buggy for
extended period Address wv. v. e.,
Bulletin. 5151-tf
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
WILL NOT TRY SCHRANK
UNTIL AFTER ELECTION
States Attorney Thinks Earlier Hear
ing Might Have Bearing on
Political Situation.

Milwaukee, Wis.-States Attorney
Winfred C. label of Milwaukee coun-
ty late Tuesday announced that John
Schrank, Colonel Roosevelt's assail-
ant, would not be brought to trial I'M
til after the national election, Novem.
Der ). He said the trial would begin
some time between November II and
November 10.
Mr.. label who is said to be the only
Socialist states attorney in the coun-
try, gave three reasons for his de-
csion to put off the trial one month
He said, first, that it was reason
able to await the results of Colonel
Roosevelts injury before placing
Schrank on trial; second. that he had
no desire ito crowd the defendant I'M
duly" and third, that it would be
unwise to call the case during the
final struggle in the presidential cam.
paign."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
A BUSY Mother,

i've been away for a whole month,
and yst you didn't so much as drop
me line" said Mrs. Whoofer in an
injured tone to her friend, Mrs. Wip-
kins.
"Oh. my dear" said Mrs. Wipkins,
brushing her hair out of her eyes and
shifting her youngest jewel to a more
comfortable position, before | could
have dropped you line, would have
had to drop the baby. and of course
| couldn't do that"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
The Confidence Game.

We'll, George" she called from the
top of the stairs at q. m, what was
it this time? Did your lodge meet or
was 1t necessary for you to stay in
town to discuss business with some
body who had to catch a midnight
train, friendly little game with some
of the boys, or was it an extra rush
Of work at the office.
He chung to the newell post for a
moment and, blinking, looked up at
her. Then he endeavored to moisten
his lips and said
Mary If | didn't have confidensh
in you, I'd think you were shush-
picious of me-hones' | would"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
ONE LESSON WAS SUFFICIENT
Street and His Father Sought
to Reprimand Him.

When Willie's father came home to
supper there was a vacant chair at
the table
We'll. where's the boy?" he asked.
William is upstairs in bed" the
answer came with painful precision
from the sad-faced mother.
Why, w-what's' up-not sick is
he? Gan anxious pause)
1T grieves me to say, Robert, that
our son, your son, has been heard
swearing in the street heard him.
Swearing? Scott! I'll teach him
to swear" and he started upstairs in
the dark. Halfway up he stumbled
and came down with his chin on the
top step.
When the atmosphere cleared a lit.
tie Willie's mother was saying sweet.
ly from the hall.
That will do dear; you have given
him enough for one lesson"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
Puzzle for the Expert.

A case concerning motor driving
was on hand, when the chauffeur de-
clared that when driving at 40 miles
an hour he could if necessary, pull
up in ten or twelve feet.
UNI" said the Judge.
An expert was the next occupant OF
the box.
Said his lordship: IF motor car
were travelling at 40 miles an hour,
and the brakes could be put on in
such a manner as to stop it within
ten or twelve feet, where would the
driver go?"
Depends very much on the sort OF
life he'd been living" said the ex-
pert.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
ROOSEVELT IN HosPlTAl,
Only Danger Now Lies In Possible
Infection as Result of Bullet Wound,

Chicago.-Colonel Roosevelt is at
Mercy hospital in this city. An ex-
animation shows that the bullet fired
by John Schrank into the breast OF
the ex-president did not penetrate
deeply, and the only danger now lies
in possible infection. Colonel Roose.
welt, after nap Tuesday evening,
awoke at 1920 o'clock and called for
hot water and mirror. Sitting In
bed he shaved himself carefully.
Il couldn't go to sleep for the night
without doing that" he remarked. 1T
is a habit
A veritable armor belt of overcoat,
waistcoat, 100 sheets of paper and a
gun metal spectacle case turned
aside the bullet fired by John
Schrank, and it spatted mushroomed
against Colonel Roosevelt's fourth rib
on the right side. There unless
symptoms of poisoning set in, he will
carry it for the remainder of his life
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
Optical Illusion.

Il must congratulate you on your
boy JOSH" said the old friend. 81
thought from what you said he was
Inclined to put on airs and despise
work"
We'll" replied Farmer Corntossel"
has anything happened to make you
change your mind?"
Certainly, He must be a great help
to you. saw him the other evening
going down the road with big straw
hat and overalls and carrying a pitch
fork over his shoulder"
"Oh, yes" replied the farmer with
a sigh. Your mistake is only natural
Josh was going to costume ball"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19

Il Thought | Needed Little as a
Tonic, and Internationally Took Too
Much
Il Don't Like the Taste of the Stuff
but l Drink 1t Because I'm Afraid OF
the City Water"
It's Lucky for Him That He Didn't
Say Another Word; I'd Have Smashed
Him II He Had"
My Only Reason for Selling the
House Is That the Neighborhood Is
Getting Too Stylish and Exclusive"
Yes, Ma'am; It's This Morning s
Milk"
Il Can't Imagine How Got That
Corn; My Shoes Are Just as Loose as
They Can Be-"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
BON ALTERED HIS TACTICS
Spanish GranGee Had Sudden Change
OF Heart When Heirsss Decided
to Give Money Away.

An heiress was engaged to Span
ish grandee.
Don Guzman," the girl said
thoughtfully, one morning as they
were walking in the Row, Don GU
man, society declares that you are.
marrying me solely f., my money
They lie, my love" the young
grandee answered, fixing fresh clga-
rette in his long amber tube.
Nevertheless" said the girl, their
censure hurts me. | won't have them
say such nasty things about you"
But how will you stop them" he
asked.
by giving my entire fortune to the
missionaries" she replied. Il shall
make my fortune over to the mission
aries at once"
The grandee settled his shining hat
more firmly on the back of his head
and set off at a great pace In the d.
rection of Hyde Park corner.
But, Don Guzman." cried the girl
where are you going?" 3D.
Il am going" he called back, to
see about becoming a missionary. -
London Opinion.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
Roosevelt's Guide Dead,

Cebolla, Colo.-The body of Howard
Carpenter, Colonel Roosevelt's guide
on his hunt in the Gunnison region a
few years ago, on Tuesday was re-
ported found at the headwaters of Elk
creek, seventy miles west of Gunni.
son, after a search for him of two
weeks. The flesh was practically
stripped from the bones. 1t is believ-
ed he had been attacked by a wound
ed bear and dragged into the thicket
in which his body was found.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
Masculine Memory.
inks-What's wrong?

Binks-Whats wrong?
Jinks-My wife gave me a letter to-
mail this morning.
And you forgot 1t, Ell? Well, IL
isn't too late.
No, but | mailed It, kept It in
my hand and fixed my mind right on
it until | got to box and then drop.
ped it in. was bound she shouldn't
have anything to complain Of this
time"
Then what's the NATTER"
1T has just occurred to me that Z
forgot to put stamp on H."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
TO BUILD MoFFAT EXTENSION.
Newman Erb Orders Beginning Of
Construction Westward.

Denver, Colo.-Newman Erb issued
instructions Tuesday morning for the
extension at once of the Denver
Northwestern & Pacific railroad be-
yond Steamboat Springs. Men will
start grading next Saturday, and as
soon as camps can be established
there will be 1000 laborers put to
work. This is the first link in the exc
tension to Salt Lake City.
1t was also made known definitely
that the money which is to pay for the
work is to come from Europe.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19

Il am forbidden" said the campaign
committees treasurer. ito accept con.
tributions from any man who is con.
nected with large and profitable cor
porate enterprise"
THAT is as it should be-" replied the
idealst
Yes. But | don't see Low we can
get anywhere if We must depend for
funds on people who haven't any
money"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
TAFT REVIEWS ARMADA.
Great War Fleet Goes Out to Sea Fol-
lowing Parade.

New York.-Headed by the battle
ship Connecticut, the flagship, the At.
lantic fleet steamed down the Hudson
river and passed out to sea on Tues.
day while President TAFT reviewed
the armada from the bridge of the
Mayfower riding at anchor off the
Statue of Liberty. When the last of
the vessels passed the Mal flower the
mobilization came to an end. The
warships each fired a deafening salute
Of twenty-one guns when abreast OF
the presidents Yacht.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
Division of Jahor

Look heah, George Abram Wash
ington. Lun!,um, II you isn't gwine
to help support you'ah family, Use
gwine to get a divorce"
who's suppo'tin' dis family? Didn't
l solicit all dat laundry wuhk? You
only wash and iron dem. OATS ALL
Browning's.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
WITH the Movies.

Freedom, represented b. beautiful
girl attired in classic draperies,
shrieked when Kosciuskp fell.
Don't strain your lurgs." said the
man who was operating the picture
machine, IF you Simply move your
lips, we'll get all the eject we need
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19
Newspaper Test Suit DismisssG.

New York.-Judge Hand in tn.
United States district court Tuesday
afternoon dismissed the suit brought
by the Journal of Commerce against
Postmaster General Hitchcock and
Attorney General Wickersham to test
the constitutionality of the newspaper
publicity law. In so doing he SIS
tanned demurrers interposed by the
government
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-10-19

First Colonial Matron (mother of
ifteen)-These new tangled women's
clubs doth make one laugh.
Second Colonial Woman (mother of
seventeenth sooth, you are right,
The idea Of Mistress Prudence. moth.
nr Of only three children. presuming
to make an address at the Dorcas So
ciety on how to raise family!-Puck