Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-19

THE OLD fashioned man Who
never iost hlH overshoes hasn't been
, much Of n0rplsy Of late.
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TIIAw may ~ EITHER sane 90 insane
bat IN any ease We are forced 10 state
that somebody lied.
DETECTIVE Ht'ilNs y versatile.
jumping from dynamite 70 South
Carolina politics: but then. in way.
there Isn't such y great distinction.
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LOlfMER made his bis mislako
by not getting out early IN the Eamo
and denounoing sha boHsds In multi
colorcd and nlsfo-siycosiSisus Lane
guagc
THESE AIiE tho days when the
politicians seck 10 repeal some law "
human nature every time they yea ~
print,
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NAH. CAIsIiIERs need not deliver
mall az houses where vicious dogs
are kept. but Il h different wiz. the
meter reader and the grocery boy.
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WHY NOT charge our vessels Tor
using the Panama canal and slip Il
bach % them behind the scenes. or
elise loan them the money before
hand t. pay the toll gate keeper?
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PERSONALLY We do not believe
that the men 81 thu RAN who have "a
run 10 miles an hour every other
day and see 200 signals In 100 miles
are ovcrpnid az tisa per month.
o.
THESE AXE the days when the
newly appointed campaign manager
blithcly and proudly sallles into the
fight little recking of the tears ne IN
To- shed later on
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~ OROzCO has really nnlted
down $500. Geo with which he IN pro-
pairing Ia make a getaway. we have
higher Idea OF hts prowcsa than We
ever had before.
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~ IT rs THE not sho, these alh-
lntcs ire talking about. we know one
American. by George. whu has the
whole world IN the amateur class
when Il comes Ia putting them over
o.
uEnBERT KNOX SMITH. re-
,irlnR commissioner of corporations.
~ going 10 root for Roosevelt smith
smith.--wc are confident we have
heard that name before.
o.
Fickic.
There was maid. Priscilla GrlmcA
Who now, alas. ~ dead and gone.
She'd change her nina dozen times
/ while putting her complexion on.
birmingham Age-iierald.
o.
Awful rate.
what ptt the pussr man In this place
and caused his brain 10 crack"
lie found ga, that he'd lived six
months by last years almanac"
--Dnllas News.
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THERE MUST be practical side
TO everything. Man could live Tor a
little while very happily IN garden
lof roses, but af,er while hls
thoughts would lust naturally turn
20 q cabbage patch, Ur finger lovingly
around u hin Of beams
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WIPE STARS Composer AS lie IN
About to Elope" says y two column
headline. IN the R0sweil News over
u splendid speaking likeness OF
Robert A. laFollette. We w0uid
never have thought it of Mrs. Iatf'ol-
lette--nor of Bob. either, though he
u a gay old sport and you neyo. can
tell what the old 0nc'H VIII do.
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ONE or THE most serious
charges brought against thu Seattle
Judge iH that Of suofins on the bench.
There are times in the progress Of "a
ltfinls when Judges can be forgiven tor
nnpping.-bus HnOfinH, M this could
h. proved aud the Judge not i'm
lpeaohed tho domand for the Judicial
recall would swell 10 thunder tones.
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THERE ARE TIMES" says an
ssehHnge, w eyeFy mans life when
he wants a. go oul aHd sil by the
river and watch the waters flON and
think deep thoughts. Some call thlr
longing by one name and some bS
lanother, but u n merely thu world
old desire h. got away from the beat
On path Tor little while" sounds
10 uu jual Hike a plain. old-faahioned
Crouch.
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THE ROswEIL correspondent Il
doing pretty we'll and will Hoon bo
Ia tho NJ l'aso clasa. That wasn't a
be bad, che one yesterday about the
rnnrhman Who was chased twelve
milep an foot hy q herd Of Wild range
cattle led by an lnfuriated bun. lie
emitted the best part NJ the story,
lnuunyof nhuuf h4.. I4I1l ffnh9nn the
ranchInAn IN question, couldn't be-
stopped when no reached Roswell
snnt MAS hast seen waiting over tho
Texas line eating naudviph which
they shot after him out 90 oae %
shc gems Of battery A. And they do
nay AIN had 10 slow up 10 allow The
aandwiuh 10 reaOh him.
l vrsHa---si..
FOR soreness of the muscleu
whether Induced ~ vl1Ianl eKorolse
IL. A.. 49,