The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-05-31
fudge NOT
that YE Be
not fUDGED''
(Rev. B. w. Rice)

(Rev. B. w. Rice)
Fudge not that ye be Judged. For
with what judgement ye Fudge, We
shall be Judged" Matt. 7th., l and z.
This is the very sweet translation,
with a ] changed to an F.
Ananias tried to cheat Peter. Sap
phira chimed in on the fraud and no
tombstone has ever been found to
mark their unknown graves. They
died in a few minutes after they had
paved their evil parts in one of the
early dramatic traedies in the church.
Peter and God had killed them.
The Ephramites were whipped in
war BY the Cileadites and sought to
sneak through their lines by pretend
ing to belong to that army. but the
password that week was Shibboleth.
The Ephraimites thought to Fudge a
little, but that fatal H was too much
for them and thousands of them were
assassinated because the password
dropped their HIS so hard the fords
of Jordan ratified with them at every
passage along its bank. Of course any
other word with sh for the starter
would have done the trick just as
WELL
Simeon saw the point preached by
some of the apostles and wanted to
get a monopoly on what he considered
the best trick in all the category. He
undertook to secure the mystery thru
- IA E. 4.
was repenting for what he got out Of
it. When this signal failure was ap-
parent. he proposed to buy the cer-
tifcate of election. He was Judging
on the church. Peter told him where
. he stood and the old Legerdemainist
sent in his resignation instanter to
the prestidigitator association and
asked the apostles to start in and pray
for him with a terrible vengeance.
In this praying he wanted still to
Fudge, but he was told to do his own
praying.
Judas sold Christ for the price of
a yearling heifer. Doubtless he asked
$4,000 in the beginning for the dia-
bolic deed, but he was dealing, with
men who had little financial sense
themselves and so he was cut down
to the last notch. When he realized
his despicable and heinous sin. he
sought to Fudge on Christ and get
forgiveness by calling upon Priests.
If he had taken his case to Christ
direct, there would have been another
story to tell. another gospel to preach
and another mystery to solve. He
would have gotten forgiveness and
used his $l7.OO for foreign missions.
for whoever else had taken his part,
would have been our Judas and eros
sed the stage when the curtain was
rung up at this hour. If l. ever see
him / shall ask him if he did not feel
just about the sneakenest fellow in
all Jewry as he took the halter off the
camel and later hanged himself there
with. Judas sought to Fudge. but
nature put him out on first.
Abraham got scared when he took
his beautiful wife over into the land
controlled by old King Abimelech
Abraham thought a long time about
what to do to save his neck. Finally
he said, dear, when the king asks me
who you are, won't you let me tell him
you are my sister, Sarah took one
restless night to think it over and
next morning at breakfast she told
her silly husband that it woud be 4
greeable. Sarah would rather be q.
mong . bunch Of queens, than to re.
main the wife of q man who would
not hang q. kings hide on stump il
he came fooling around his home
Judging had not been Abramham'.
way Of doing things. yet he wiltes
when he found his wife was the bes
looking woman in all that region. II
three days Abraham sat in his ten
door and saw his wife get on behint
the king on his camel and trot over Il
the palace. which was . tent fifty b,
seventy-five feet, walled in. Abraham
put in that night praying to Jehovai
to extricate them from that predica
ment, and God set up q mob how
down in the lower end of the vale,
to attract the kings attention befor'
bedtime. The king put in restles
night curling the riot, dreamed on
the deal. got on his camel and hasten
ing and suggested that there was
good deal Of danger in Fudging on
fellow like that. Abraham confesse'
and sent for Sarah. Many years ate
Abraham stole solemnly away fror
the door Of his tent in which his b
loved wife lay dead. jingling the col
with which he was to purchase I'll
field Of Macpelah for . family buryin
ground. The deal with Abimelee
SO angered the Pharaoh Of the hou
that It brought about the banishmer
of Abraham's people and put . Bit
on many thousands Of them. Will
Abraham himself dreamed ever
night for q year that he could see
beautiful dark-eyed young woman
the wilderness with bottle OF waite
couple of ravens and handsom
specimen of mankind In his chilhoo'
David ate condensed foods IN
took . rundown every evening.
sunset. One afternoon the wind bic