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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16

The Chamber of Commerce trustees
at their meeting yesterday set March
22 as the date for hearing a talk from
]. A. Rath, and possibly others, on
the subject of cooperative Philan-
thropy." The meeting is called at
the suggestion of Governor Frear,
and a general invitation will be ex,
tended to those interested to attend
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16


present method of cooking ra. a de-.
muusluuon oI tho Detroit oil stove.
o. is sure Co please YOU. Made bon many
styles Emmomth a. GO.
IS. Uycdas seventh annual sale of
millnty is now on The latest boo
ladies hcadwcar at prices most roa.
sonablc A fine line of hats for men
ot reduced prices during the sale
Real estate investors and prcspoc.
tive home builders are urged to visit
Wood.awu in Manoa valley 1t will
be found that every possible require.
mont is met Chas $. Desky Fort
street
There will be a special demoustra
ton of the Detroit oil Stove at EN-
meluth & CO.'S ON King street Monday
and Tuesday All ladies' ana others
interested are invited to call and see
this stove burn.
/ The Honolulu Music Company re.
ports the receipt Of shipment Of rec
ords Of Hawaiian music. These rec.
orus were maze by the NaaI u'ee CIuD
ana oIuer noted Ha"a'Iau 'oealiS's
ana Observation-Disclosures
Al the meelhS OF Jhe trustees o.
the Onamoef OF commerce yesterday
lhe president was authorlaed TO APP
point two delegates to represent the
/ chamber at the meeting OF the Trans
Mississippi Commercial Congress, 70
be held this year in Salt Lake City,
August q to 80, inclusive.
Don't overlook the fact that the quail
ity of your stationery is noted by your
/ correspondent See A. B. Arleigh &
Co.. Hotel near Fort about your sta.
tionery They have the largest and
best stock in the islands.
Pain in the back is the alarm clock
of the kidneys and it is time to wake
up. ReXall Kidney Pills will go far
toward putting the genito-urinary
tract in healthy condition. Benson
Smith & Co., Ltd, fifty cents for sixty
doses.
The next meeting of the territorial
teachers association will be held
Thursday afternoon, March q, at g
O'Clock, at the Mckinley High School
The association is fortunate in secur
ing Miss MacDougal to present an
Easter story. All teachers are invited
to be present
A motion filed by the defendant il
the damage suit case of John Carlos
Madeiros VS.. Honomu Sugar Com
pany was today oyerruled pro forma
by Judge Cooper. The defendant
against whom damages in the sum {
$1,000 were awarded by the jury, vii.
appeal to the Supreme Court.
We will make the island trip, with
party of three or four at $500 each;
and party of five or six at $500 each
Our per hour rates are $3.50, $500
$3.50 and $500. Holidays, $500 per
hour. Silva's Auto Stand, Chaplain
street, opposite Catholic Mission
Phone 1864 or ll79.
James w. Fitzmaurice, OF the Lon
don Times, will be introduced to the
, Opera House audience Monday night
by Governor Frear as chairman, the
rest of the stage party being w. f.
Castle, L. Tenney Peck, Fred L. Wal
dron, E. l. Spalding and A. J. Gig
nouX.
Chaplain Roswell Anderson Hoes
Z. S. N, who did valuable work in as
while here in Admiral Browns flag
ship Philadelphia in 1892, was retired
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
OUR TRANSIENT HELP

Come to dinner old man; we've
got new cook
Sorry; I've an engagement today
but I'm come tomorrow"
no use; she leaves tomorrow. 49,
Boston Transcript
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16

No. Hauham, Mr. Joe Fassoth Mr..
Martin Fossoth Mr. Dcyern Mr.
li0mu and Mr. Agscr Garden Island
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
CHURCH SERVICES
Central Union Church.

ciate minister.
Bible school, $3.50 a. m Mr. VIII
liam Bowen, superintendent
Bosworth Bible class for young
people, 10 a. m Conducted by the
associate minister.
Adult Bible class for men and
women, 10 a. M Rev. f. S. Scudder.
In the absence of the regular leader
on March II Prof. c. II Hitchcock
will conduct the class, continuing tn
serial lesson on The Messianic
Hope
Morning worship, II a. m. Ser
mon by the minister-"One Thing
Thou Lackest."
Rally of all the young people Of the
church, $3.50 p. m
The regular evening service will be
omitted. Members of the congrega-
ton are urged to attend the Union
song service at the Empire theater,
1880 p. m.
Methodist Episcopal Church.
Sunday school and church services
at 9:45 and II respectively Preach
ing by the pastor, Rev. r. e. Smith.
In the evening the congregation will
join in the union meeting of the
Christian Extension Movement at
the Empire Theater.
Every member of the Hands
Around the Pacific Club and his wife
are invited to attend the Hands
Around service tomorrow morning at
the FIRST NJ e. Church, Beretania
street, opposite Thomas Square. The
Rev. Robert E. Smith will tell of the
aims and objects of the organization
that is bringing together the people
of the Pacific in a common cause.
This will give the ladies an opportun-
ity of learning something about the
organization to which the men of
their families belong.
Right Reverend Alfred Willis, bishop
of Tonga, and bishop of Honolulu dur
! ing the ecclesiastical regime of the
English church in the Hawaiian Is
lands, will be in Honolulu during May
as the guest of Bishop Restarick.
| At this time, the Jubilee Celebra-
ton of the founding of the Anglican
communion in the Hawaiian Islands
will take place and Bishop Willis, to-
gether with Bishop Nichols of the Do
| cese of California, has been invited to
be present.
Fifty years ago, the Church of Eng
land sent missionaries to Honolulu
and up to the time that the islands
became annexed to the United States,
the churchs chief dignitary in Homo
lulu WIS appointed by the archbishop
of Canterbury.
Shortly after the Hawaiian Islands
| became formally annexed to the Unit
ed States, the church of England hand
ed over the reins of ecclesiastical
government to the Protestant Epis-
copal church of America, Bishop Will
| lis was sent to Tonga and Bishop Res
tarick IVES sent here by the Amer
lean Church to fill the vacancy Gre
ated by the transfer of Bishop Willis.
Bishop Willis will also be present
at the convention of the Episcopal
Church in the Hawaiian Islands which
will be held Immediately after the Jul
bilee celebration.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
Home of Truth.

Christian healing and teaching. 1920
Kapiolani street, near Beretania ave
nue. Telephone 1923.
Sunday service, II a. m, by Mrs,
NJ. NJ. Hunter-Jones. Subject: What
Is Practical Christianity"
Sunday evening service at 7:45
o'clock. Lesson by DR.. Weaver Sub
iect: Soul Embodiment; or, What
We Now Are, and What We Are to
Be-"
Monday, p. M, lesson on "The
Life of Jesus" from The Aquarium
Gospel of Jesus the Christ"
Wednesday, 7:45 p. M, lesson in
"Bible Astrology," by DR.. Weaver.
Thursday, p. M, lesson in "Prac-
tical Christian Healing" by Mrs NJ,
NJ. Hunter-Jones. Subject: "The I'm
limited Gifts of the Spirit"
All meetings at The Home A cor,
dial invitation is extended to all who
are interested in the practical appll-
cation of Jesus Christ's teachings.
Latter Day Saints, Reorganized.
Church on King Street, near Thomas
Square.
Sunday school, 9:45 a. m. Lesson
topic, Rebekah. Glasses in both Ha-
waiian and English. Let the parents
come and bring their children.
Morning worship, II a. m. Sermon
in both Hawaiian and English.
lions Religio-Literary Society, 6 p,
m. An interesting topic will be dis,
cussed and an instructive and enter,
tanning program rendered.
Evening worship, 1880 p. m. Elder
Waller, speaker. Mr.. Waller has just
returned from the Coast and will
have something good to tell us.
All are welcome. Strangers in the
city will be made to feel at home.
Give us a trial.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16

cial business with the assessor of
the county of Hawaii.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
Frontier Medical List.

II good old frontier days castor oil
was the principal medical beverage
good full measure, too. Only the big
gest person could hold a whole dose
One-half a dipperful, with half dip
perful of New Orleans moIasses add
ed to help slick it down and NAH, it
taste good, only it didn't taste good.
IN those historic days every old WON
an was a doctor and gathered her own
YARDS" in the woods and knew how
to mix up medical messes that would
stir the vitals of a brass monkey or
a cast iron dog. All backWoodsmen
believed in "yarb' doctors. Something
in YARDS at that
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
Curious Russian LAW.

Russia has a law which to outside
observers seems almost to put a
premium on theft by which stolen
goods become the proFarty of the
thief if he can prove thai he has had
possession OF them for over five years.
In the thieves market-whiCh is, of
course. licensed by the pOIice-goOds
that admittedly have been stolen
(more than five years before) are
openly offered for sale, and the place
is a veritable Mecca for the light
fingered gentry and their enterprising
friends, as also for the more honest
members Of society, who secure many
a tempting bargain.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
BOSTON CHILD KEPT DIGNITY
Matron Meant 70 Be Kindly But
YounEstcr Was Not Converse
ticnally Inclined

This story has been going the
rounds Of Boston about the ten-year-
old son of Director Russell of the
Boston opera house
One evening during an enT'acte at
the opera house Master Russell was
promenading alone in the foyer, in
fauItlessIy evening dress-a very glass
Of fashion a Boston matron, seeing
that LIE was lonely, began to make her
self agreeable"
You are Director Russelrs little
boy, aren't you2" she asked, with
patronizing sweetness.
Master Russell resented this intTu-
sion on his dignity but his courtly
manners were unIufHed. Yes,
madam" he replied, with an eIabor-
ate bow
Where We're you born?"
I'm France. madam slightly more
frigid
What part?" continued the lady,
feeling the conversation well started
All of me. madam"
And he bowed and walked away
Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
Turkish COUNTING of Time.

Through the center of the mosque
Of st. Sophia runs the theoretical
meridian which gave the Turks true
local time-one hour and ffty-siZ min
Utes ffty-two seconds fast on Green
wich-until, two years ago, the new
government fell in with the standard
system of time zones, and came into
the eastern European zone, exactly
two hours ahead of Greenwich time.
For religious purposes, however, IL
o'clock always happens at sunset, and
noon thus wanders with the seasons
al round the clock-Westminster
Gazette
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
NEW KIND OF AN FRESHMAN
Definition That by His Own Comics
sion Was Very Little Far
From the Truth.

Apropos of the very telling retorts
that Sam Schepps made to Cross-Ex-
aminer Mcintyre in the Becker case,
Jerome S. McWade. the Duluth con
noisseur, said:
Il like to see anyone get back at
an impudent lawyer. l got back at
such a lawyer myself the other day.
The man was my counsel in Gus
toms dispute over some Gobelin tapes
tries that I'd imported. His name had,
like my own, a Mick in it. and l
said to him, as l settled his very large
bill:
Are you an Irishman, sir?'
NO he answered, with pompous
laugh, but I've made a lot of money
out of Irishmen in my time.
oh, I see, said I. I suppose we
might call you an Irishman by ex-
traction, then"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

most as little about golf as Dodge and
myself. and there had been no provi-
sion made in the law for an import
duty on golf clubs Finally they levied
on them as agricultural imDIementsh
That. said Dodge, is a deliberate
insult
The next day he went on the links
with his new clubs When he return
ed that night he had changed his
mind
Those customs officers knew more
about the game play than did said
he-'-Cincinnati Times-Star.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

Of course the records had first to
be made, but this was done and a
number Of the hurdy-gurdies equipped
il this manner were started on a tri-
umphant career.
And were they successful? Well, il
wasn't a question as TO that. WITH
the first sound Of the well known
strains the men, women and children
of the east side came tripping out Of
their houses mad with delight and
breaking into their native steps the
minute they reached the sidewalk.
Tt was the greatest success in the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

en- up the dancing lessons given in
the public schools, the interested
men and women decided that their
parents might also be pleased with
the opportunity Of joining in some OF
the peasant dances with which they
we're familiar in their youth in the
fatheriand, With this idea in mind
& number OF hUrdy-gurdy players we're
persuaded TO put into their machines
records Of the old native dance tunes
to which the residents Of the east
side had been accustomed TO dance
al home
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

the other night Neither Mr.. Dodge
nor myself had any. more than a theo-
retical knowledge Of the game and our
first performances were unique.
The trouble is said Dodge that
We haven t the right scrt Of clubs. III
import some.
so he sent to Scotland and got an
invoice on the finest golf clubs that
money could buy. There was an in
trument fCr every possible goIfng con
tingency. When they reached the Gus
tom house the officials did not know
how 10 classify them. They knew al
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
FOUND SAFETY ON THE SEA

set at him: no emissary from Tam
many. could win near enough TO ask
q question. and his good nature grad
uaIly recovered from the weeks Of
continual worry. When ne landed he
first wanted to play goIs and then to
talk politics.
One Of the first men ever played
golf with was Cleveland Dodge. said
Mr.. Wilson. We told each ether stor-
les of those early days. upon the yacht
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
The Association.

Irishmen we're as good at fighting as
at growing, which is saying a great
deal
"Ofm sorry that Oh liver cum to this
dfvilish war" said one, trudging along
through the mud to Fairfax c. H.
after the Second Bull Run
Yer mad because yer not gin
eraI on o horse" was the tantalizing
rejoinder.
Not SO. It's because Ohm obleeged
to associate with such fools as yersiIf
and Pope"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
About the Only Way Governor Wilson
Could Escape From Impor-
tuning Politicians.

When Gov. Woodrow Wilson want
ed TO sidesrep the Democratic poll
bciaDs Ions enough to write his speech
accepting the presidential nomination
he accepted the offer OF his old friend,
Cleveland Dodge and went to sea upon
the lGtter's yacht No reporter could
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
Canfiscate Her.

One CT Pike coUnty's boys at
Louisiana, No. found an old negro
In the woods. who had heard that the
secessiOnists' property was to be con-
fscated. He approached the soldier
cautiously and said:
'Na5sa. ] wish to Cord you'd go an
confscatc de ole oman"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
DANCES FOR THE PARENTS
4urdy-Gurdiss With Old Peasant
Tunes Cause Delight in New
YoriI's East Side.

Not long ago q picturesque expert
ment was made by q number Of men
and women who are Interested in
the welfare Of the lower east side.
As folk dancing has proved so popu-
lar with the children OF the foreign
residents Of the city. as shown by the
eaEerpess with which they have TAX
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
huH.

Senator Borah was talking about a
disgruntled political opponent.
His attitude" said the eloquent
senator, reminds me of a young lady
at the seashore.
Discussing this young lady and a
Chicago millionaire, a girl remarked:
She says he's not q very good
catch. after all
Another girl. tossing her head, then
made the comment.
She SAYS that does she? Then
he must have dropped her"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

Now, this portable garage began
the salesman
I see the advantages interrupted
the prospective customer When the
machine stalls, I can haul the garage
out nd cover it up. What are they
worth
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
a Civil Answer.

DO many strangers settle here,
landlord? 2"
They all settle, an them without
no more baggage than you got settles
in advance"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

world, declared one Of the promoters
Of the project. THE only trouble
vas that it was too successful They
blocked the streets and the sidewalks
and impeded traffic so that the police
men had difficulty in getting things
started again. Il was perfectly
idyIlic in theory, but, after al, Grand
street isn't a village green and IL
didn't really dot wasn't possible
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

Amateur PaImist-I think you are
going TO be married twice
Young Lady-You think Well. I'd
rather you we're sure ! was going to
be married orce -HOston Trea rip.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28
This Is Fate,

1T says here something is On the
knees Of the gods. What do you sup.
pose It is?"
The goddesses. Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

%E I'VE me a house on the
9//T\, % mountain top and beneath
NV the forest trees.
NJ S51FT So said Thomas JeFer-
Ws@Gzl son patriot and statesman.
who wrote the Declare
ton Of Independence Of the United
States. long before he had come into
the possession of the estate that is
set high on the hills near the town
of Charlottesville, Va. And he made
his wish come true, for when the Is
tate crowned by the hill known as
Monticello, the little mountain
came to him by Inheritance. jefferson
brought into being a mansion that
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

A deaf mute in Ohio recently gave
minister a $3.50 marriage fee. a wife
ought to be worth that to a deaf man.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

was q C. entury
ahead of its time
IL cOnveniences
and ingenious con
triva1ces and from
til e d esigns Of
which the great
architects Of today
fashion the coun-
try HON e S of
W Q lthy Amer
leans Monticello
is indeed a perma-
nent and magnif-
cent monument to
the creative genius
Of the great states
man.
This historic
spot has been re-
stored by its pres
ent owner, Con
gresham Jefferson
NJ Levy Of New
York, in who's
family it has now
been for more
than eighty years.
1t is now in as
nearly the same
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invig-
crate stomach, IiYeFaud bowels. SUgarcOated,
tiny granuleg. Easy to take as candy. ADV.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

It always costs more to acquire a
crouch than it is worth.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

A girl of ten hates to be kissed al
most as much as a girl CT twenty
doesn't
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

He musta gotta raise, Bella. Here's
two shirts IN the wash the same
week"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

Gentle Hint.
That wOman's q mind reader"
How did you find that out?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

Here's your portrait. sir"
"That my portrait? Well, may
have sat Tor it. but I won't stand for
at."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

You can't convince a school boy that
history repeats itself.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-11-28

A CURE FOR PILES.
Coles Carbolisalve stops itching and pain
and cures piles. All druggists. Is and Soc. Adv.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-12-28
scribe ones awful past?


But nevertheless she used to be,
and was when she described the
soul kiss as above.
Vesta is so years old, which is
an age when one should be
through with soul kisses, so far
as oneself is concerned. Vesta
saw the force of this, and gave up
her life to teaching others to soul
kiss in the proper fashion-at
reasonable fee.
That's what got her into all
this mess. of trouble, because she
did not recognize in a certain
plainly clothed, neat looking
young woman, who breezed into
her parlor of occultism, Detective
Sergeant Isabella Goodwin, of the
New York Central station.
Mrs. Goodwin asked the seer
ess and prescriber of soul kisses
to read her palm.
Reading palms is nix" said
the prophecies. 81 have a better
way than that. Close both your
eyes"
Detective-Sergeant Goodwin
obediently closed both eyes.
"Now look into my face with
your third eye, which is situated
accurately in the middle of your
forehead. Look hard! Now
what do you see?"
1 see green" said Detective
Goodwin, and opened both her
good eyes in case madame might
be abstracting some green from
her pocketbook.
The r,ro0ba4aee 1ooJaJ - A.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-12-28

is green. Five dollars, pl- But
wait, you have not wished.
Breathe wishP
t'How do you breathe wish"
demanded the detective.
"You just breathe ii" explain
ed madame, lucidly.
Cali right, I breathe wish to
get married" said the detective.
"You will be in five days. Five
dollars, pl-"
''But how shall I know the
mani" asked the detective.
whenever you see a man in
whom you are interested, soul
kiss him"
Mrs. Goodwin looked properly
shocked.
"But I cannot go around soul
kissing men like that" she pro-
tested. "I'd be arrested"
"AhP' said madame, sadly, 81
see that you do not understand
You have the common, ordinary,
vulgar idea of what a sou1-kiss is.
But that idea is not right. Far
be it from such. This is the way
to soul-kiss-"
And thereupon she described
the proper, way as set forth above.
"And the charge is five dollars,
please" she finished up.
"The charge is disorderly con-
duct" said Mrs. Goodwin, and
showed her star.
After the seeress had come out
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-22
LOW CoLoNisT FARES TO TIE WEST
Viu Nortnn> and Wcstcrn Hallway.

Extremely low fares to principal
points in california. Washington. Ore
gnn, Idaho, MontRna and other West
crn States also 10 Alberta and British
Columbia. Tickets on sale daily until
Apri. -. Cali on or write to
c. II. BOSLEY.
District Passenger Agent.
SIS East Main ST. Richmond. Va.