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American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
GfHrenken.

R q It E n B urg.- 1ie Stenmn.
deriumlng ta1rn in bieiem Sabre ibr
Sabre ibr 3OOFbriges SubiI1um
feiern. am 7. Rnoember 1912 ipur6e
Der oomaIigen 9anft oerS4irr. uno
Schumacher bon Der furfirftlihen
Neeierlng bas Yripileg gegeben. sSsn
fpdterer Bet pereinigte fit bos &c
merf nit Der 3unft Der 8ottder, bic
nm Sssobre 1889 gegriinbet if.
SfatSgirren. - Ser QneGt
Euil Drirfmarm aus 8ubtpetben
bete faisgirren p,rbe eri9ofen ouf-
getunben. Neben linn lag elm O.
petr. Der birpueeboite arst tosuste
MN ben Sob ieltiteIlen. OBJ SeibK-
n,oro ooer Derbreten porliegt, 1T
omr3eit nod nidt ertpteien. emil
Drinfmann bate trr5 Dor feine1n
NbIeben NIT ieirem Better 5treihg-
teiten eebabt. Ct lit 81 Snbre alt.
Itlfit. = Gin sr6bfres S4o-
henfeuer uiitete IN Sem 1runbftiih
Wailerftrabe Nr. 4, IN Dem fM
aiiber bern 8entroIbotel Dos srobe
Wamafnthlr- uno Wobeseihdft bon
EoH, DE Tad1Ge Sdubparenmieoer.
loee unb bas 3igarrenaefddit bon
Arrnon HahfpIeer befinbet. las
6eiier euitanb auf Dem HoSenruum
Ses SeitenFIiigeIs IN Der Witfdftrate
unb ~nerbreitete fih bon bier nls auf
Die Nooc1rrGltme 6es @runbftads tn
Der Noferftrnbe. Der iHuen berbei-
seeiEten Geuerpcbr geIoro q nod
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
Hronins Eadlien.

" agoeburg.- ,3u E5ren 0es
4omnieroierrates 9onne, Der iein 70.
Sebensiabr pouenoete, batten bic
Gabr5enge u~nierer GIbi1iftabrtNag.
genlbmnd angelegt. Gs muroen linn
ais SdIHabrts-, SonbeIs-, @ertpdI-
lungs uro Yribntfreiien pieIs bera.
Tide 9Iiidrpiinfte Soraebrodt.
NeubaIoensIeben. - sssn
fein reues Antt aIs Director Der bic.
ligen Rrrabe1lbirgeridyuIe puroe Der
blsberige Seminadebre MansfeIbt
ourh BEN Rreisibulinipettor Supt.
Ueehfeiber ~eingeflbrt. Grits, gir.
eermeiiba gope. fospie cine a1subl
9erren Der StabtperpuIhnne fpobrr
ten Dem Teitafte in Der Nulo Der
arraberbiir serihuIe Bel.
WeiBenfeIs. - Sn Stredau
nernanote Die 12i1brige Sotter Ses
Bergarbeiters Semmairn beim an.
5irroen oes Ofenfeuers Yetrolelnm,
nobel Der SeIbeb1Iter ourh oufihIo.
genoe Uonrmen eypIobiert. Tiefe
erfobten BITE GIeioer oes Ainbes, 10
bob e fdApere granoapunhen erIitt,
Die ben Sob berbeifiibrten.
@tttenbers. Sn Niernegf iieI
Der Stnotmii1er Corn bon ser
Treppe rmo bra1 cos @enid.
SIN &ebien bel @6riis erbldt bic
70idbrise @itue Steingrdber beun
@roSidnpiSen einen SdfpinbeIanfau.
I'D MT benz @efiht ins @aHer heS
@kntefnodoHs un1 ertronf.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
2ugembura.

@retpelnineen. - Sn Ser
Bebdufung bes Raurers Better We.
oinser brah Jeuer aus. Tos Wobn.
bous foDie bic G9eune uub Stc;
Lung nerbdnnten bis ouf hos nd9
Rauertperf. Sour hos Dieb lub
niee Meinigfeiten fonnten aeret
Derben. Sci Dem berri4en6en gor
fpinee fonnte oas 6euer crit n,
nnebritiinoisem. sa{kenaenbem 81.
tungsbiezSte Der bsfSse G~eueribeSre
@reipeIbtspeil ia eMSinasn ou.
ieinen SERB bef4s6rH per6en unS
cine aotaitropbe, Der cine game Sdu.
ierreibe sum Opfer eefunen mare.
permieoen tueroen. Meoinaer erIei.
bet einen sruben S4oben, Der n,
teiIipeife ourh Berfideruna aeoe..
lit. Die @ntftebunssurfade 1T, n.
in 10 piels, Sdnen, aud bier uni.
tannf.
DIoeIingen. - Mm hicfioe,.
&iittentperfe nerungIudte Der 96Sob.
re alte aranenfiibrer @eroro Nober-
mann, inbem er an be., Wotpr eines
Rroner,s geriet. Sein 3uifunb n T.
bersoef6brIih. s
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
8aieru.

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nod fmraem Seioe1l Der &arHIeirat
q. .. i'm Ariegsminifteriaun Mnton
Rroha i'm SO. 2ebet1Siabre oeltor-
ban. Rnodrl nor bis 1892 Roualei-
nor1teber bel Der 3ertraIabteiIuarg
utto geborte 3u ben periaen 9eanntelt,
ee nod Dos De1f5eaben fir 1849
befaben.
Damberg.- Sn Bnmheug bot
fi4 Der Direftor bes hortigeI, Meit-
imftit,ts Yaall Gid9boru Gus Mngliid-
k&er 2tebe eiren Sha1b in ben &oF
begebruht.
Deggenborf. - 9ie ebema-
liee 8rauereibeiiserssuitpe b. Ries-
ling 6obier lit i'm MIter bon rs Sab
rem nerfhie6en-
D0Itib. = Gem @iitIer Neu.
mann IN D6It{6 be @eiben mmbe
Der febente Qnabe eebore1t Der
prtnsnegent fbernabrn Die potenitele
.sa6 ReB Dos iiHihe Yabeneeidnd
nbermtttan.
8eim Il often. Sn Der Nodt
bonn 9. Wni brom,ten be @ebdit6e
81 WnurmnApeiers bonn Gehner N
eeimitdtten hei J<IMryberL nerunilt-
Gb tafMee DronHtiftute, sdnsItd
Hieoer.
2i4tenfeIS. = Nnaifratsrat
wtabr bat BE oif i'm eefanene DabI
sum @iiroermeifter Der etabt Cid
tentels obeeIebnt.
Reuenburg. - Hte a1mune-
r~eraapittue Gretfrnn Maria b. Ga.
germ, seb. @rdfin Bimpffen, eonen.
oete auf SGfob Menenburs BEL Or.
!dnoen' am Is. Wai bas 20. 2ebens.
iobr.
ponbe d. - Die Sdrmrfen-
ndrtersfrou M1usa @6tpora Der.
crosarfe 5tBtff4 Hombpk usao &osD-
ocf g ftrsr &0sfhape. DE Brnzsb-
nusode Mt nod usbetosn.
WeGen - Su her Nefhnonuf6oe
81 eeoa1 tnsrne Der edoapetdter
1oper ourh has 0obwgetriebe Der
InansuSffiou IN Sliide oeri1eA
unterDtn6a d. - DG Dete-
ndssesrnerein llntertpinhaxg (Ob<r-
bopern) feterte am 10. UpaA kin 40.
!dtraees StifhnegsiubHdam perbaup-
ban MT G~obnsshpeabe
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
S4Ie~x.

BresIou. Sier lit Yoitor
&eeeblp I'M alter bon As Satra &C.
ftorben. Mls eifriger Derfehter Der
0emeini&nftsbepegmng Iegte er Dor
etaisea Sabren iein Bfarrount IN
Nssbcn nieSer. nm In 8resIam fhh
gang Der 0emeimboft gu miomen.
Die Grfa5rungen, bic er Bel bieier
Edtigfeit mahts, fiibrte i'm aber
fhlieblih 0asu, bon Der bisber Der.
folgten egtremen Gemeinidaftsrid-
hing fid lossuiogen. Su lester 9elt
bate er ben Munfd ms Bfarrantt
luriid5ufebren, uno benz Bernebmen
nod nurben ibm fir feline Wie6er.
peripenbung i'm Efarramt in elmer
anoeren Yronin3 in Der ipottpoHenA-
item Beife bic @eee eeebnet. S&spere
Rronfbeit, Ste i'm ieit einieer 3ett
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
Sblnnen

&e6Itnaen. geben benz
3uufe Der Wittpe 8otte in ben Gan.
aenftrabe Diro surseit Der Ninoer.
monnf@e Neubau oufeefiibrt, om tpeI.
dem 8mede ausf@aHhmosarbeiten
norgenommen iperoen mubten. &ier.
snr& murhen i've Gr1nrbumeru Aes
Saufes itrer Stiite berautt unb fie-
len biefe unb Der ennse ,&ausaiebeI
IN ben Heubau baaeir- Gum Oid
botten Die am gau arbeiten6en Ber-
fouen nod redtseitie bic linen bro.
benSe @efabr bennerft, 10 bob lie fid
Dor Dem Ginftur5 In Si4erbeit All
brineen permodten.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13

angeitrersgter Mrbeit, Dos Geler otf
teinen Serb 3n befhrdnten, bod 1T
oerEafitubI b~ouftdnotg a~msgebrannt
nlnb oie lrnteren 0dben biirften bur8
Wnher ihmer gelttten baben 1leber
oie entitebune beg Sslters lit nod
nidts feItgeltellt tpor6eu.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13

genoea Domen perIieben: 1er bsrtriA
ueten Grot Stoatsmintiter @rdfu
vlnrie @ort-W risberg, ber Fran
etaotSminiiter Warsorste b. Otto,
Der Jrnu Staotsminriter SeIene
3art1pig nnb Der Grau Comma 1cni
@irf bier.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
Beanxi6W9a.

wraumfapeie. = DberltoH-
nsttasr Grsiberr WiIbelm b. ~trfe-
nds fonnte am 8. Neni BITE Geier
tetnes 26idbrigen SnbiI1ims Az
Setters bes hersosIi1en &sfseftiits
VI Soubssrs beee6en.
Der 3er5ogreeent bat bo8 ner
i,rssut udtftete braunfHspeioiihe
tsanen18 IN 0oIb fol.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1912-06-13
@ntttembcra.

$eibenbeim. - Sn Dem Oefo.
no~uriesebnuoe oes eeebaueru Soos
brad Seuer aus, bos 10 raid INN {ih
griff, bab bic obere 8dIfte bes Sou.
les bcMtdnoig ausbronnte.
Rot. Infer OrtsporitonA
SdulfbeIb @lrfter feierte unter fre,.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-06-07

What is the best way to treat
an enemy-treat them coo1ly or
ignore them?" L. dry to
overcome the enmity.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-06-07

81 am very thin. What can !
eat to gain flesh p skinny
Fattening foods are fat meats,
cereals, potatoes and sugar. If
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-06-07

How late should a man stay
when spending the evening with
a girl?-Esther.-10 or 10 30
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-06-07
ANSWERS

> How can I dry Clean my DaDy S
white silk embroidered hood?-
1'Mother. Rub ordinary white
-four into it thoroughly, then
wrap in a clean cloth and put
away in dark. place fer several
days. If not clean, repeat, and
shake well.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-06-07
100

your digestion is good and you
will eat enough of the above foods
you will gain soon. Take moder-
ate exercise and get plenty Of
sleep, fresh air and sunshine.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28

Printed Lawns This immense line em- braces all that is printed in Lawns for 1912. Dots, figures, stripes and floral designs in the greatest abundance
 Price per yard ...........12 12 1-2c Pacific Serge-32 inches wide; appears like real wool serge; have white grounds with small stripes of black, blue, brown and hello. Price per yd. 25c British Linen -36 inches wide. Shown Tn all new shades An excellent quality. Price per yard .29c volle-New snappy patterns, stripes of all colors, including all the new black and white stripes. Price per yard 15c Brown Linen Crash -36 inches wide: every thread pure linen, excellent for ladies skirts and suits; also little bovs' suits. Correct weight. Price per r.'c . -.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28

Ratine The new fad, all colors. Price per Ndlu ...... -. ooO Ginghana Genuine Amoskeag Dress Ginghams, and over three hundred new, snappv patterns. You know, Amos keags are fast eolors. Price per yd. 10c Percale The best Percale manufac- tured All kinds of patterns, including a wonderful assortment of shirt pat terms. 36 inches wide. Price per Ndfd ....5...6.=. ..' -.z. 1oO Japonika Silk Shown in plains, dots and figures; all self color; any shade one could desire. The incest goods for party and nice street frocks. Price per yard .25c Calico-The best Simpson and Amer
 ican prints, in light and darks. Special
 Monday, per yard ..............., Dc Foulard Just like silk; light and dark
 patterns Price per yard ...... 15c
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28
Beautiful EmbrOideries for
 Monday

A host of pretty patterns in dainty, sheer Swiss flouncings that will easily fashion into charming waists and summer frocks
 45 inch Swiss Founcng combined with Irish lace Vandyke 45 inch Swiss Flouncng at, yard ............. .$139 Aover Swiss Embroidery 54 inches wide in open patterns These suitable for making tunics and overdresses, a IS inch Swiss and cambrc Embroidery yard 25c New Ratne Embroidery Flouncng in white and tan in Wlue at yard .S0UO Ask at Embroidery Counter to Voie and Lingerie Robes. A special sale them all the week
 Cotton Fnges inches wide in white pink and lavender Val and round thread Laces, at dozen ....... .S100
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28
The ParaSol Section is Like Flower Garden

WItn a WeaItns or ga1ly cOlOred blossom parasols. They are here in great, profusion, ranging in price from $l.00 to $10.00. Dainty white para sols, plain hemsttched or prettiy embroidered, only S1OO.
 All silk parasols in solid colors and fancy stripes and borders, worth up to $500, spe- cial $1.98
 White linen parasols gold frame ten ribbed beautifully embroidered, only S:.98 White mercerized linene parasols, tnn ribbed with fringed edge, a novelty for S1.98 The India Dunbar parasols, the novelty of the season. all colors and styles S350, s4 and S5.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28
New Colored Cotton Dress Goods

Their oveness suggest sken threads instead of cotton Beau
 ul fabrics sheer fayke tissues also the substantial materials the popular coor Note their reasonabeness of s8
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28
DelightfulNov-
 city Ribbons

Moire ribbons in such dainty shades, pink, blue, lavender, canary, nile and white. They are for the hair bows and sashes, 5 1-2 inches wide, per yard 23c. Satin ribbons in all the new shades, 5 inches wide, very special at yard 25c.
 Beautiful fancy Dresden ribbons in two widths 4 and , inches, at yard 15c.
 Dainty lingerie ribbons, put up 5 yards in a package, at a package 1Oc.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28
New Linen and M0hair Suits

We always the alert to show the latest styles and novelties they the east Monday show the latest III moha and linen suits the plain tailored coat suits also the Norfols, which in such demand Shades oyster white Copenhagen leather natural Price S59S
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-04-28
Special Sale of Messaline
 Skirts S1.98.

Monday we give pick of two hundred all pure silk messa- line petticoats in every ima- ginable shade. Values that can not be duplicated for less than S3.50. Special S1.98
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14
Bill Yates Full

Bill Yates drove down to Snake Bend
last week and got full on hard cidar.
Well, coming home in his wagon. Bill
went to sleep and fell often the seat
and the horse walkt right along and
arrived in Bingville in good order.
When our citizens seen the horse and
buggy walkin up Main street without
Bill In 1t, they mistrusted something
was wrong, and several went back
along the road and found Bill sound
asleep in the middle of the road three
mile from Bingville. Bill was a good
cal surprised when they shook him
awake, being as he didn't know where
he was at and asl1t good many quest
stions. We are sorry to hear of Bill
being full agin. We don't know where
we got the. idee, but we thought Bill
had quit wiskey for good and all
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14
Personal MentchiOn

While shaving hisself last Sunday
Dad Henderson cut his razor strop
right in two in the middle. This is a
turrible blow to Dad as he has been
using this razor strop for seven years
and paid dollars for it.
Mrs. Hez Andrews fell and injured
herself on the back step last Thurs
day morning while going out to feed
the chickens which is q bad place to
be injured on. She has entirely re-
covered at this writing. She places the
responsibility on the step where it be-
longs being as the step was wet and
slippery.
Hen Weathersby, prop. of our gen
eral store, says the weeds in his patch
of corn at the lower end of Bingville
has got so fur ahead of him that he
will haft to close UP the store for a
couple a days until he can grub them
out. Hen desires Us to ask his patrons
to lay In at once anything they need
in the way of drygoods or groceries be-
fore he begins to work the corn, becuz
he don't want to be pestered then.
Jed Peters, our intelligent school
teacher, who has also been elected to
teach the Bingville school the coming
winter, and who is now reading law
with a we'll known law firm at the Co.
seat, Sundayed at home.
Widow Hinckley is visiting her half
sister ,. Co. seat but will return
soon, has a cat and COW and
can't away from them great
while = tins.
Hi Henderson of Calamity Corners
wanted us TO take young live pig in
exchange for subscripshion recently.
We told Hi we would haft to see the
pig first We wouldn't take a pig on
subscripshion unless we seen it first,
Miss Almira Hobbs got stung with
a honey bee on her 38th birthday last
Tuesday. Almira says if all her birth
days was as miserable as that one she
wouldn't never want to have any.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14

Abe Thomas had a colt to break its
leg on Thursday. Later-We was misil-
formed-the colt broke Abe's leg in
stead of its own-the colt kicked Abe.
Doc Livermore has been off his feed
for several days. Doc has weak
stomach anyhow and him and his wife
ct dinner Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Cy> Hoskine and Mrs. Hoskins is a
very poor cook and Doc attributes his
sickness to that mostly.
Miss Milly Underwood lost breast
pin her best fellow give her for birth
day gift and she is almost crazy about
it. Any person finding a breaspin of
this deseripshion please return it to
Milly at once and receive her heartfelt
thanks.
Lime Peterson is hauling logs to Jim
Hicks sawmill on Snake Bend Lime
is having lumber sawed for the frame
work Of his new barn which he has
been contemplating for nine years.
Hez Underwood got letter last week
from his brotherinlaw in Kansae Eph
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14

Ham Wilkins on last Friday ev'g at 2
minutes past 8 P. NJ. This new ar
rival was urshered into the world when
most everybody in Bingville was asleep
and was a turrible surprise to the in
habitants when they woke up the next
morning, being that no person suspected
that anything of the kind was a 60
ing to happen to Mrs. Wilkins. She
kept the news strickly to herself. Even
the wimmenfolks of Bingville didn't
know anything about it in advance and
had to acknowledge that they was tur-
rible beat out when they heard about
it. If Ham hisself knowed it, he didn't
tell soul. Ham never was much of
hand to talk much about his own
business or anybody else's. At this
writing the youngster and mother and
Ham is all doing well.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14
EDDYTORIUL

The flaming editorial questshion
of this issue of the Bingle is as
foIlers, viz, to wit: "Shall the
residents of Bingville and visinity
take, or not take summer board
ers 2"
The more we study and puzzle
over this questshion the more we
become of the opinion that it is
a important one, both to the resi-
dents and to the summer boarders.
It is only within the past four or
five years that the summer boarders
have begin to invade Bingville as
you might say. Before that time
we passed our summer undisturbed
and in peace.
Our esteemed and respectful
citizen, Cy Hoskins, was the first
person in this neighborhood who
had the dishonor of taking in a
summer boarder who took Cy in,
being as he went away without
paying a porshion of his board
bill, saying that he had went and
left a roll of bills in his other
pants pocket to home in the CITY
where he lived and would send Cy
back the money as soon as he ar
rived back there, but 10, the sum-
mers and winters have came and
went sinst then, but so far as Cy
is concerned he has not received a
red cent on that board bill and
calkilates now that he never will.
The first summer boarder who
stopped at Cy's said his name was
Smith. The name of Smith is not
a uncommon one even in this seek
shion, being as there are a whole
mess of Smiths live over Hard
scrabble way, but this partickler,
Smith was a good deal of a Curl
osity around here being as he was
the first summer boarder who
had ever come into our midst.
He wore white flannel pants and
white shoes and a silk shirt and a
cap with a peak to it and a red
necktie and allus went round with
his sleeves rolled up like as if he
wanted to fight, but it appears that
this wasn't his reason.
Hank Dewberry askt him one
day jest out of curiosity if he was
a prize fighter or anything of that
kind being as he kept his sleeves
rolled up. Smith told Hank that
he wasn't much on the fight, but he
wanted to go back to the city with
his arms all sunburned up if pos
sible. Which only goes to show
that Bingville people has lot sight
more sense than summer boarders
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14

Higgins, our accommodating P. M.
found the letter back of the counter
while cleaning up and delivered it to
Hez in person immejit. Hez was some
what surprised to get letter from his
brother being as his brother has been
dead more than year. Hez thought
there must be some mistake until he
looked at the date of the letter and
discovered it had been wrote and mail
ed by his brother before he died and
that it had propably laid around the
Bingville P. o. ever sinst.
Jason Tucker, chief OF the Bingville
Fire Dept has been patching up some
of the water pals of the dept lately.
Jase says some of them leak
Subscribe for the Bugle-it pays.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14
Hunting & TTappIng Slow

Yves Woodruff, our champion hunter
& trapper, who also fishes for q living
in summer, says he never seen game as
skeerce in these parts at this time of
year as at present. Yves says he has
been in the woods considerable going
and coming lately and all he has saw
in the way of game is old he porcu-
pine and a skunk, but who wants to
eat either of those7
Yves says, however, that ashing is
hrst-class. He says he fshed from sun
up to sunset in Gootchi Pond last Sun
day and didn't get so much as bite.
Yves says if anybody knows of any
better fishing than that without ketch-
ing anything he wishes they would let
him know.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14
Country Correspondence

Hame Wilson had a pig die on him
recently. Hame don't know what was
the matter with the pig, but thinks 1t
was cholera.
Mrs. BENZ. Gibbs had a awful big
wash out last Monday. In driving past
your correspondent counted S. different
garments of wearing apparel on the
line.
Miss Mary Ann Green, the bell Of
Happy Valley, is all broke out with
the rash on her face and looks awful.
Eph Foster, while building a stone
fence last week, lifted too hard and
got ketch in his back, which is CIV
ing him q considerable trouble.
PRO BONO PUBLICO.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14

has. Nobody in Bingville wants to
get sunburned if they can help it.
Take Hank Dewberry. Hank he
passes many a whole summer with
out getting bit sunburned. Well,
this stranger Smith got sunburned
alright and the skin come often his
arms and Cy said he kept EN- all
awake at nights moaning becuz he
couldn't sleep his arms ached him
so and must of used up a qt. of
cold cream day on his arms, which
Cy regarded as a awful reckless
waste of cold cream being as he
never got a cent for it.
But to go back to the main
questshion why do we desire to ca
ter to the summer boarder trade
Experience has proved that there
isn't nothing in it. These summer
boarders come to Bingville and
swell around as if they owned the
town and set around and make re-
marks about us and act as if they
was worth a million dollars apiece
and yet they want board and room
for about $3.50 per week whereas
they ought to pay at least So or 81.
Summer boarders at $3.50 per
week and found is a poor invest
ment. They would be a profit in it
at that igger if the summer board
ers would be satisfied with what
we are satisfied with but it's the
extras they want that counts up.
They haft to have clean towels
every few days and fine washing
soap to wash with, being as they
wont use the home made soft soap
or wash at the pump and as a rule
they drink more milk than all the
cows in Bingville can give and be-
sides they ask so many fool quest
shions about farrnin and stock that
it blame near drives a person
crazy.
Deacon Butterworth had four
summer boarders last summer for
five weeks, a man and his wife and
their two children, and when the
Deacon got shet of them summer
boarders he said he wouldn't never
take summer boarders again as
long as he lived. They wanted to
know which hens laid the double
yolked eggs and which cows give
cream and which butterrnilk and
the children spent most of the Sum-
mer teasing old buck sheep which
the Deacon kept in lot near the
house. and they didn't stop teasing
until the old buck ketched one of
the children and butted him back
of the woodshed so as he had to
be carried into the house and was
tolerable sore where he got butted
for a day or so.
In our opinion the summer board
ers is a bad proposition and as
far as we are personally concerned
we be in favor of not taking same.
We say Bingville for Bingvillians
and let the city boarders stay in
the city where they belong.
In conclusion this eddytoriul on
the summer boarders we might add
that if you desire a newspaper that
gives all the news once each week
subscribe for the Bugle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-14
Sally Taking a Rest

Miss Sally Hoskins, our talented and
literary poetess, has not wrote any
poems for several weeks. Sally says
the mental sprain of writing a pone
is something turrible, and after she
writes one she has to stop for several
weeks and give her brain long rest
Otherwise she thinks her reason would
totter on It's throne. Such is the pen
atty of genius.