Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-08

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To-day we introduce riitlr Reggie.
the Joy Riding iloisiercr, who wants
the county commissioners to sprinkle
the road 10 TiIerns canyon because
three of his London motoring caps
have I1een absolutely rulncd by that
awful dust.
NEVER look In woman's diary
ia iind out her real secrets
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no TT rs not the mOnstaohe OF the
mouse that the women folks are afraid
OF.
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THE THREE CENT piece ought 10
be handy Tor tips for old Man Tight
wad.
WE HAVE ever before us me perl
lous hazards OF the vocation Of getting
rich quick.
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THE ALL-ABsORBING question
now IL as to what the merchants viii
Sell Us for those half-cept pieces.
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HAVING decided to plead guilty
there Is a possibility that the Indus.
trial Workers plan 70 20 to work
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THE TROUBLE Is that senator
Lorimer has never been shown exactly
where Il is 20 his own personal ad-
vantage TO quit
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WHILE the Democratic Jack and
the Republican elephant are sparrng
for points somebody is likely to get
somebody's goat.
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VACATION time IL coming--and
remember to sec New Mexico first.
You might well spend your money az
home.
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HUMANS WHO CAST no Shad-
ows" Is the title OF an article IN a
current newspaper. We have private
adyices that this refers neither to MIR.
T. Rarth nor Mr.. w TAFT.
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ALL WE HAVE to say Is that the
presidential candidate making the
fneftet afiltoach 10 a goo-aeo eye al I
any kind Of trust in the next few
days had better book passage up the
river which Is called salt
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If THAT interchange Of legislative |
epithets IN the house Thursday had !
TASTED much longer there IL little /
doubt that i would finally have re-
suited in the use Of supplementary
language.
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GETTING THE Parcels Post. saws
the editor OF the Fort sumner RE-
view. Is more difficult than getting the
measles. Apparently the parcels post |
is about as popular with most OF our
as the measles.
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THE ALFALFA harvest Is said TO
ae 40 large in some parts OF New
Mexico that the farmers dnnghter !
hae 10 travel on an aeriai Gramway 10 =
take the dinner pals 10 the harvest J.
hands 4
WHAT WE CANNOT understand
Is, how an those legislators happeneG
70 be IN the Caption building while
Jack johnson was giving much bet
ter punching exhibitions down az tine
Dpera house.
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a REPORT comes from that dear
that man was seen
crawling up the side OF the washing
ION monument. We win have 70 be
getflng bigger fly swa,ters II this
keeps on
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ELBERT HUBBARD saws this
country needs TO catch up Wiz Thomas
Jefferson; Mr. Hubbard evidently hav-
ng failed. while busy with his Row
'rofilns, TO hear the sad news Of
rs death of Mr.. Jefferson.
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AN IOWA man who was Knocked ,
Town by an automobile ap0ilgized 10 ,
ne chaaHeur II he hadn't we should !
BE- IN favor Of putting him IN ial Just s
- q lesson Ia some OF these careless I
md impndcnt pedestrians. IA
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TIE SocoitkO Chieftain very q
'ndiy sets our woBderment al rest q
~ the following information; "What. q
p the way, became OF the man thai 4
~ Cobb hltf" asks the Albuquerque g
Herald. We beg leave 20 suggest that y
'e probably made home run" i.
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PROBABLY while DR. Wiley had 10
emaln In bed By the physicians or
Iers, Mrs. Wiley had "a lot of fun with
hat baay without any fussy old Betty
'otterlne around with lot OF dena-
nrixed, inspecled-ana-D passed aaea "a
Npefiment With on the infant
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AFTER DIGEsTlNG some on the
laims made By some OF the candi-
ates for white house proprietor.
'e have arrived az the conclusion that
p view OF all these men have done
or the common people, the latter are
ne most ungratefui Holsters we know