The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-11-16
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ACH How we shall miss Herr Gov
Marshall when he goes TO Washington.
We win never again get such fancy
and fastidious Thanksgiving proclama-
tons
WHAT would YOU do If YOU were
suddenly made dictator of a countrye"
asks a Hammond subscribers. Wen. lie
first thing that we would do would be
to parboil ali restaurant cooks and
then. merely on general principles. we
would hamstring all proofreaders.
SPIRIT of the Balkans is title Of
an article in The Outlook TO our
mind the spirit Of the Balkans is gar
lie.
NOW why should any of us rail against
the Chicago Telephone company Be
cheerful about the service b. f. sunny
IS the president OF the concern.
ABE MARTIN seq:
It's gittin' L he purity discourag gin
t tn average democrat I see tn
same ole well groomed faces lined up
at tn pie counter ever time tn party
gifts a look in.
Without doubt the Hon John Billings
Peterson OF Crown Point is bothered
with a similar sense OF melancholy
these dreary days.
CHICAGO surgeons declare that APP
pendicitis IS so common that it IS
matter Of course. Just like the after
math. the bill. we presume
T. r. is going to run for president
four years hence. Meddling Mccormick
announces. Let's hope that the bun
moose party doesn't get split at the
June convention in 1916.
/ ANOTHER good democrat gone.
/ Fred Brody was much surprised
/ when after using hts team of mules
/ for half a day. the Youngest and
strongest one suddenly lay down and
died. There was no apparent cause
for its death 1t is bad loss and
Fred has the sympathy Of his friends.
valparaiso Nidette
THEY can have shaves now.
Our barber Clifford Boutwell, is
back from an extended vacation in
various parts of the country. Griffith
correspondence to THE TIMES.
INCIDENTALLY. as Herr Pontus
Heintz would say. we have Joined the
S. II. n p @. @. L. c. G.-the Society for
the Prevention OF Giving Useless Christ
mas GIFTS We are "a charter member in
good standing.
PERU and chile have made up after
a quarter of a century. In these DAYS
Of progress there is even hope that IN
diana Harbor and Bast Chicago viii
throw away the green eyes. kiss and
make up.
UND ERSTAND that Judge Huber Is
trying to engage one of Bill Gleason.
rolling mills to roll the axle for that
Gary mayoralty boom of his.
We take back all that we use to say
about the Gary common council in its
i Rattleaxe Castlemanic days. Sec that
they we're throwing lnkwells. spfttons
ana dictionaries at one another in the
British parliament yesterday.
KINGDOM Of Montenegro IS stuck UP
because they refer to it's ruler as the
lighting monarch. How about hizzon-
er. the Hon Tom Knots. sanjak OF Gary
Bazare
/ OUR special correspondent Hennery
Coldbotue, is staying at home these
November nights reading Dickens. TIE
give realism TO what he reads Hennery
has tankard Of ale, a slice Of roast
beef and a long-stemmed pipe with
every second chapter. This is the only
way to get next to literature" states
Hennery. 1T enables me to read two
books at a sitting"
Eastern Judge has ruled that safety
razor is a dangerous wea pom. Perhaps
he must have been scratched with the
same Kind that we use.
HAS your kid started learning that
piece Of his for the Thanksgiving enter
tainment that they are going TO have al
school?