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New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
MAINE DEAD AT WASHINGTON
Will Remain at Navy Yard Until
Funeral Pageant on Saturday.

Washington. March 2O-The scout cruiser
Birmingham. bearing the recently recov-
sred bodies Of the victims Of the Maine
explosion. arrived at the navy yard here
to-day The coffins will be kept at the
navy yard until Saturday, when they VIII
be taken 10 the State, War and Navy
Building. where memorial services, attend
ed by President Taft and other ofhclals'
will be held The burial viii b" in AIRING
ton Cemetery The funeral I. e. ON
ises 10 he the most impressive IN the j"
tory Of the capital. Congress Will adjourn
and all the government departments VIII
close
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
SAVAGE FIGHT IN COURT
LAWYERS Exchange Blows-Four
Arrested.

New orleans. March 2o.-scores OF specta-
tors stood upon benches In the courtroom
,tis afternoon just after adjournment OF
,ho DAVIS session of the trial OF Ammo
,,,.ou,ford and watched the District Attor-
80, an attorney for the defence and two
-. mon aght. Lionel Adams. OF counsel
s'fnnding 80, the woman for the alleged muir
~. 20 her sister. renewing a quarrel begun
1T ,n the afternoon, struck District
e"'il. ...o,. e. clair Adams in the face and
A''0' ., .',,osoc,,tor retaliated. DR.. Gustave
.ne ,rho started to the aid Of Lionel
MANI nos set upon and severely pum-
AoT'n1' lI,ad NV sturgis c. Adams, brother OF the
II eIlci =" .+torney All four were imme-
ils.', ,,l,,. arrested. charged with fighting ana
disturbing the peace.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
PROVIDES PLACE FOR PRYOR
Senate Passes Official Referees Bill
After Reconsideration.
- TeIoEraph 10 N TrIhnne


Albany, March 2O.--Thc Senate to-day
rcconsdered a vote by which last week ii
killed a bill To permit Judges OF the Court
of Common Pleas and Justices Of the Su-
premc Court 10 be- made official referees
and passed the bill. Senator Wagner. Tam
many leader. said II applied to only one
case that Of eX-Judge Roger ~ Pryor.
whom he lauded. He pleads for the bill as
Il tribute TO this fine old man"
The senate also passed the bill Of Sena-
tor SAKE. creating the position Of official
yrefeCec for justices Of the supreme Court
in the first department. Senator IIlnman
protested against this indirect pensloninG
Of Judges and offered an amendment TO the
first BILL permitting any Judge who had
held office anywhere for eight minutes 10
be pensioned for the rest Of his life. He
and Senator Bracket insisted that they
had some slight regard for the taxpayers
who have 20 pay the pensions.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
NEW TAX BILL BEFORE SENATE.

Washington, March 2o.-The Democratic
excise tax bill. passed by the House yes
terday, was reported to the Senate to-day
and referred 10 the Finance Committee.
Republicans Concede that considers Bile
he foreshadowed by the unexpected
strength shown in the House where
eighty Republicans voted for Il.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
GETS sERNHElMER BAND MUSIC

Mecca Temple Band, of Mecca Temple OF
Mystic SINNERS has received valuable
music library from the estate OF Simon
BerGhcimer, a wealth. brewer. who died
last August while playing bass drum at a
rehearsal OF the band. The library Is valued
at $1,000, and is said To be the finest col
lection OF band music In the world.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
BROKER ACQUITTED OF FRAUD.

Kaufman Simon. "A broker with ofiices AT
No. 90 Broad street, charged with having
defrauded Conrad V. Dykman. OF BROOKLYN
ont of $3.50 in n mining transaction was
ACQUITTED yesterday by a jury before Judge
Humphrey, in Queens County. Simon con-
tended that he purchased certain stock con
tracted for by Dykman, and whatever he
saved on the transaction was his legitimate
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
ENROLMENT CHANGE LOCALIZED.

Albany, March Ex-Governor Dix to-day
signed the Nelson bill, providing that a
voter enrolled with the same party for lye
years, W'p iradvcrtently marks his en-
rolment rl,u~ 'be wrong circle. may
have the came yUi rected on the execution
OF an affidavit 10 be flied with the custo-
dian u primary records setting forth the
facts.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
EXPECT VOTE ON TREATIES SOON.

washington, March 2O.-The treaties pro-
viding for Tefunding the debts Of Hondu-
ras and Nicaragua were discussed by the
Senate Committee on Foreign Relations to-
day. Thefe is still much opposition 10 the
treaties. but IL is expected that vote VIII
DO reached soon.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
GUINNESS IN NEW YORK TRUST

pen,amin s. Guinness. Of the oanklns .as
be']@"i'. adenburg. Thalmann q Co. VA, %as
niectcd iad yesterday trustee u 'N
York Trust Company
New-York tribune., 1912-03-21
THEDA WASHINGTON

implying that Mr.. Roosevelt mad not advo
Gated il.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Cooks Accidental Discovery.

One of the best ways OF cooking po-
tatoes was accidentally discovered
through the unpunctuality OF train.
When the line from Paris to st. Ger
main was opened the first train car
ried an official party for whom lunch
was ordered.
The meal was fixed for noon, and
shortly before tina: hour the potatoes
we're put on to fry, A few minutes
efterward a message came that the
train would probably be delayed for
an hour, so the potatoes were taken
of the fire, but left in the pan. Then
came a second message. Train just
arriving" and the potatoes were hur-
richly put back to fry again.
When the party sat down to lunch
the potatoes were brought on with the
steak. Each chip was then found to
be blown out like small, crisp, gold
en- balloon, to the delight OF the
guests. The cook, without knowing 1t,
had invented pommes de terre souf-
fees.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
WHEN THE STOMACH CALLS
Feeling Which Common Humanity
Knows as Hunger Is Explained
Fully by the Scientist.

The answer looks easy. Any small
boy, schoolboy or other, would say,
"Why, hunger is just wanting some
thing to eat and wanting 1t bad" But
the doctors find that it isn't so easy.
1t seems, according to an ex-cathe-
dra utterance in the Journal Of the
American Medical Association, that
emptiness of the stomach has nothing
to do with hunger. 1t is not due
to the secretion of any sort OF ACID
in the stomach, nor to congestion OF
the gastric glands. Professor Cannon,
in this article in the journal aforesaid,
attributes hunger to contractions or
the stomach's muscular walls. In the
doctors words: Hunger is normally
the signal that the stomach is con-
tracted for action; the unpleasantness
OF hunger leads to eating; eating
starts gastric secretion, distends the
contracted organ, initiates the move
ments of gastric digestion and abol-
ishes the sensation" Here's TO the
abolition of the sensation; may there
always be something with which TO
start the gastric secretion!"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
COUNTY CORRESPONDENCE


]. NJ O. Sylvester and wife are the
parents of a daug liter.
Pliny Hubbard has purchased a
new Michigan touring car.
Clarence Kinney, Glen Brody and
Harry Smith spent Tuesday in Kala-
mazoo.
Mrs. c. ID. Lawton and daughter
Estella were Kalamazoo visitors
Friday.
Sidney French and family of Bell
willie are visiting at Mrs. Warren
Woods.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theron Kellogg OF
Kalamazoo are spending few days
with the formers mother, Mrs. NJ. c.
Kellogg.
Mrs. Phoebe Williams and Erwell
Brody were quietly married last
Tuesday in Kalamazoo. They have
returned to Lawton and are now
occupying the Phelps house.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
KIND DEED is NEVER LOST
Though Perhaps Not Immediately, Its
Good Results Are Certain to
Be Recorded.

Sometimes we become restless and
impatient because We do not imme-
diately see the result OF our gen.
crosby. We seem to think that what
ever aid we are able to give should
work miracles before our eyes, and
We are not content to believe that
somewhere and somehow somebody's
burden has been lightened because OF
our faith and generosity.
Sooner or later, often when we least
expect 1t, our deeds of kindness come
back to us a thousandfold. They may
not be repaid in substantial coin, they
may not even bear the stamp OF our
generosity, but they pour their bless
ings into our lives with rich interest
and help us to understand the read
justment of our natures. 1t is fine
thing to be in position to give freely
and generously of those riches which,
after all, are only ours during our
stewardship, but it is just as crafty
ing and just as ennobling to give pro-
portionately of the more modest
means which some of us command.
We are not judged by what we give
SO much as by the manner in which
we give 1t, and happy, indeed, is he
who is not afraid to give generously
even of his small means. Our chart
ties may not sound around the world,
but they are heard by some poor suf-
ferer close at hand, and what greater
blessing and what richer recompense
can we ask?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Athena.

Ed Van Wiltenburg spent Sunday
in Kalamazoo.
Miss Martha Neale of Kalamazoo
visited relatives here this week.
Mrs. o. Eager spent part of the
week in Kalamazoo with friends.
Miss Bertha Weaver. formerly of
this place, is visiting Mrs. Stafford
and other friends
James Nealc and daughter Mabel
went TO Pine Grove Sunday to attend
the funeral of Mr.. Meals mother.
Dist. Superintendent NJ. L. Fox
spoke at the church Sunday. J. H.
Jowett will speak next Sunday, July Z.
u Mrs. Zerbe and daughter Pearl and
son Floyd, Mrs. Keene and children
and Will Tracy spent Sunday at B.
". TracY's.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Mind and Muscle.

AS the volume Of controllable mus
cular and mechanical energy at his
command has increased, man has
found it necessary to use his own
muscular energy for purposes OF the
control thereof, and even to supple
ment 1t for this purpose rather than
to use it in the actual performance
of the tasks themselves. Hence we
have the large number of officials in
the armies, organized both for warlike
and peaceful purposes. In all of these,
however. the dominating idea, so far,
has been that of increasing the
amount of muscular and mechanical
energy controlled by one master
mind. It is true that many individ-
uals are employed in transmitting d.
rections, in recording operations, etc.;
but the central idea permeating every
thing is that the controlling individ-
ual is. or should be, able Of himself
to initiate every movement and make
every decision relating thereto. 1t
has always been a problem OF supple
menting muscle rather than OF supple.
menting mind.-Cassier's Magazine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
SURE ENOUGH WEATHER SIGNS
Coffee, Pipe and Cane viii Help One
to Make a Forecast Of tho
Coming Day.

When you go for your holiday, don't
grumble If you find that your newspa-
per has misled you as to the weather
in your particular district. or given
you report too general to be OF any
use Instead, use your powers OF OBJ
servation, and be your own weather
prophet.
You need go no farther than your
own breakfast table to start with.
Watch your cup of coffee. When the
bubbles collect in the center of the
cup and form a kiss you can plan
that picnic with confidence When
they rush to the side of the cup, you
had better go carefully. Rain is not
absolutely certain, but it's very likely.
OF course, it is. the condition OF the
atmosphere that affects the tiny bub-
bles.
Your after breakfast pipe will con-
firm whatever opinion you have
formed from your coffee. If you use
wax matches you will find that they
are specially difficult to ignite. You
may succeed the first time, but by
striking half a dozen in succession on
a morning when rain is to be expected
you Will use six matches for two
flares.
You will find further weather
prophets waiting for you in the hail.
anxious to tell you the news. Pick
up your walking stick. Ii it is hard
and dry, take it with you, even If the
sky is clouded. But If the handle is
moist. drop 1t, and take your umbrella.
If, fifteen minutes after rubbing the
handle with dry cloth, the moisture
reappears, you had better take your
raincoat as well, for you are in for
'soaker"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
French Revolutionary Months.

The order of the months in tn,
French revolutionary calendar begin
ming with September % the tour wal
Vendemiare, Brumaire, Frimiare, NJ
vose, Pluviose, Ventose, Germinal
Floreal, Prairial, Messidor, Thermidol
(Fervidor) and Fructidor, which ended
on September 16 Then followed fiv,
days. the Sansculotides, dedicated a.
feasts of reason to Les Vertus, Ii
Genie. lie Travail, L'Opinion and lie!
Recompenses. Decreed November "a
1893, this calendar was antedated tC
September %. 1892. 1t was abolished
on Nivose TO- An xiv, corresponding tt
December 81, 1906.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
MAKES NIGHT CLERK NERVOUS
Weird Stories Told by Guests in Early
Morning Hours Prove a Lit
tie DisconcertIng.

Sometimes the night clerks jot
has its drawbacks" remarked the tall
thin man behind the desk at the hotel
These weird tales that guests will
tell In the still night"-he went on
they're one thing that makes a fellow
wish there were more people around.
"One night about o'clock. guest
came up to the desk and spent an hour
telling me earnestly about the black
cat that had been sitting on the foot
of his bed. AS he talked noticed the
fellow had queer look In his eye.
"a black cats nothing but a black
cat, but somehow a fellow doesn't
want to hear much about 'em in the
middle of the night from a nervous
man with a queer look In his eye. This
man said that the cat came In when
the waiter brought his dinner up to
the room. Then the cat took a chair
at the table opposite him, he said, and
tucked napkin under its chin.
"T asked II If II didn't want some
thing to eat the man added, but 1t
said II didn't-politest cat / ever saw
Great line of talk, wasn't 1t?
"Then he started In to direct a lot
of men building a skyscrapper there
In the lobby. | couldn't see the sky
scrapper. but he did. He had a force
of about 400 men hosting stone and
steel, and he bossed the job"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Probate Order,

State OF Michisal, the Probate Court for the
County of Van Buren,.
Al session OF said court, held at the probate
office IN the village of Paw Paw in said county, on
the End day o July A. ID. 1912.
Present. Hon. David Anderson, judge OF probate.
In the matter of the estate of Allen Tibbitts
deceased
LYDIA Hoskins, widow of said deceased, hav-
nR MED II said court her petition praying for rea-
sons there stated that administration OF said
y" Qratted to George Root, to some other suit
able person.
IL Is Ordered that the .9h day of Iuly A u.
1917 atten O'Clock IN the forenoon at said probate
ONCE be and is hereby appointed for hearing said
petition
II is further ordered, that public notice thereof
three successive weeks previous to said day of
hearing IN The True Northe-ner, a newspaper
printed and circulated in said county.
DAVID ANDERSON,
22tS Judge of Probate.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Too MANY In the PARTY.

A certain knight OF Spain, as high
in birth as king. as Catholic as the
pope, and equal to Job in poverty
arriving one night at an inn In
France, knocked a long time at the
gate till he had alarmed the land
lord. who is there?" said the host,
looking out of the window. Don
Juan Pedro" replied the Spaniard;
Hernandez, Rodriguez de Villanova,
Count of Malaria. knight Santiago
and Alcantara." Il am very sorry"
replied the landlord, shutting. the
window, "but have not rooms
enough in my house for all the gen.
tlemen you have mentioned.-Life.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Narrow Escape.

An English couple had narrow es.
cape In the mountains above Fluelen,
near Lucerne, Switzerland, recently
They lost their way, and the wife fell
$50 feet on to the rocks below. Her
head was severely cut but no bones
were broken. Her husband fell into q
tree. and was lowered into safety by
peasants who came to the assistance
OF the pair with ropes. The couple
were taken to the village of Ried,
where q doctor attended them.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
BIackbirds' Courage.

At Heriot Gardens, new and pretty
suburb of Burntisland. cat upon a
garden wall was about to pounce upon
a female blackbird sitting on her nest
OF eggs, when her mate, which was on
the watch, sounded the alarm 80 ~ =
Acting together, both set upon the
cat with .yigor that hustled IT OF the
wall into neighboring garden. The
birds pursued 1t along the path. keep
ing at close quarters till 1t escaped
under cover. Victory was completes
and the enemy has not approached the
place since.--London Globe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Clumsy Elatterer.

He was a flatterer, but clumsy
one. Noting that the girl of his heart
possessed beautiful teeth that shone
like ivory. he ventured to pass a com
pliment.
'Deay est" he whispered, leaning
over the music rack, your teeth are
like piano keys"
Freezing him with an Icy glare, she
turned on her heel. "Sir, how dare
you insult me?"
Insult your
Eyes. insinuate that my teeth are
as large as piano keys" And without
another word she left the parlor, leav-
ing him crestfallen and bewildered.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Everyday Diplomacy.

Gen. Horace Porter was giving an
illustration of everyday diplomacy aft
er having compared 1t with world
diplomacy. I'VE will say, for In
stance" he observed, that our every
day wiseacre is introduced to a man
from Iowa. He talks corn with him.
He meets a man from Boston and
talks beans. Should he happen to
be thrown in the company of a man
from Iowa and of a man from Boston,
he would discuss succotash."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05

st. Adams, which claims the Oldest
Inhabited house In England, now an
inn, Is rich in old hostelries. The
Peahen there dates back to the If
tenth century, though the present
building is modern, save for some old
woodwork in the coffee room. The
Priory, too, in Holywell Hill, was once
the Bull inn, and as such was visited
by Queen Elizabeth; while off the
High street is the George inn, dating
from 1446, which at one time had its
private chapel for the use OF its
guests.-London Chronicle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
PRESERVING the Beaver.

The efforts to prevent the extermi-
nation of the beaver in the Adiron-
dacks have been so successful that
there are now more than twenty large
beaver colonies on the Raquette river
alone, and there is fear OF serious
damage to poplar timber through the
activities of the busy little fellows.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05

For soreness of the muscles, wheth-
er induced by violent exercise or in
jury, there is nothing better than
Chamberlain Eminent. This lini-
ment also relieves rheumatic pains.
For sale by Longwell Bros. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05

Buy it now. Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrh oea remedy is al
most certain to be needed before the
summer is over. Buy it now and be
prepared for such an emergency. For
sale by Longwell Bros. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05

Dysentery is always serious and Of
ten a dangerous disease, but it can be
cured. Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy has cured it
even when malignant and epidemic
For sale by Longwell Bros. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
No Opinion on Subject,

First Cannibal-"Don't you think
that last gentleman had excellent
taste in clothes7" Second Cannibal-
'T can't say, didn't eat the clothes"
Life.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
keeps Him ChanoJno.

"A Mormon must have to be light.
ming change artist"
I'm what wayr
1T must DO something Of q Job 70
have the right wifs's picture IN his
watch every time"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05

Miss Bookleigh-Why do | not re-
turn your love? Because. SIR look
upon II as a joke.
Funniman-Will you return II II
inclose a stamped and addressed en-
velope?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
Notices.!
Horse Shooting

Is your horse lame? Has he got
sore feet? | can cure him.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05
PIoW Point Grinding

Is your pillow point worn out?
can make it like new.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05

And finished with grinder. New
teeth for all kinds of cultivators.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1912-07-05

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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-09-13
Daddy's Bedtime
O., Vain Piggy Pink
OTOYV And the Red
Paint Pot

PTNHE evening story hour was a merry one Jack and Evelyn were then
ready for almost any prank. Daddy racked his brain that night to
think OF a tale that might have a SOLDERING effect Perhaps such
stories are hard to think Of for daddy looked discouraged at the end
OF his thinking
handsome.
whenever he came to a pool OF water he stood and looked at himself
for a long time before taking a bath.
ct can't think what aMs him, Mrs. Pig said to her friends. That Piggy
Pink Of mine acts more like q peacock than like q decent young pig
"one day some men came to paint the outside of the barn. They had pals
Of bright red paint and they took brushes and coated it all over the building.
What a nice color Piggy said as he watched them at work All the ami
mails had been shut into their pens for fear that they might get in the way.
It's a real nice color Mrs. Pus replied mischevously - she stepped
along the top Of the fence. Mrs Puss was a joker.
Piggy looked at the paint again. Mother said he why aren't pigs red
instead Of being just black or whiteT #g
Because they Just are not Fancy a red pig! Black and white are the
incest colors there are
I'm going to be a red pig If can set a chance he said to himself
HE watched till the painters went home and noticed where they put the
paint pals. That evening be managed to get out of the pen and ran straight
to the place where he knew the stun was standing.
"Fe poked his nose into the pals The paint did not smell very nice.
Then he tipped over the biggest pail. In the moonlight he could see the paint
spreading yer the ground, and then he lay down and rolled himself in it.
hide. When he got up he had a rough, uncomfortable feeling that he did not
like #@z@#9s" e#s# s.#
when he got home to the sy his brother grumbed because Of the queer
smell Of the paint
I'm the morning, when the farmyard folk got up, Piggy was a sight None
of the other pigs would have anything to do with him, and when the farmer
say him he said, TIL have to scrub that pig And scrub he did till Pggys
sides were sore, but still the red paint wouldn't come off altogether.
mo. mother: I'll never veal red paint again Piggy promised"