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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1912-09-26
Bunker Hill School Shoes

(For the Swell Little Fellow and His Sister,
Bunker Hill School Shoes, made by P.
Cogan & Son have been tried by us for
the past two years and they have not been
found wanting. To those who have been
troubled in getting a dependable line Of
Children's Shoes we would ask that they
try these shoes and we assure you that you
will not be disappointed. We have them
in gun metals, velour calf, vicis, tans and
patents in buttons and lace.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1912-09-26
GROCERIES

We carry complete line Of 6rst-class gro
ceres. Quality cannot be excelled and
the price is right. We invite comparison
with goods advertised by the circular houses
or other competitors. We not only beat
them to a FRAGILE in price but we stand
back Of our goods with positive guarantee.
Goods not satisfactory are retunable.
Try our Maximum brand Of goods
You will like them. Remember we
give so premium tickets with every dol
lars worth of cash purchase.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
QlzH Y01k A.sssy sysa21zgg, zg,,z4..,. MARCH l, 1912 Trains Leave Bridgeport n
 Follows:

FOR NEW YORK-s1s:3sQ. e4.4a
 s6:16. s5:43, $6:2s. f7:17, f7:4l. f0:sf ss:51. s:Os. s1o:0O. fll:07 A M- s12:so. j12:ls. s1:1eo. s1:g1. s3:3S. :iss :ssi .s;aa ss!l .;ea; .sss 'is i5:os f;i s;s DAYs-l2:26Q. .l:4s. s6:lS. a:sz. l0:00 A, M-fI2:a7. .3:l4 1:SS. .s:ls: .s;s4 lo;ol E: IF
 n,Ts,n.1s!sE FOR MAsHsGroH qsss1y, Y. .sss .assz.e
 FOR NEW HAvEN-.11:so. st:4a s:48, 7:56, sS:3e. s1O:44, s1i:3o I. M.-'13;27. 12:33. i:kl, s3:1s. sS:S1 .3:4i. s4:2S. 4:s7 st:s1. ss:40 st:lE paS;s:fs::4 f;1s; 1;sa se;4s, iliss a:ia E II sC
 s10:2s. e11:ls, s11.ss 4 M.-s1:3 .4:2s: .s:so. .s:s4. 7:1s. f7:ss. tsseS.
 FOB n6sToN. yi. ssw Ioqdes Ha snS Haa-nss:ss. S .s:4i, .4:as. .si .s:s4 F Fl sUNDAYS.-sl:41. s:1B. b New Lon- don, 'i1:s3 \. M.-'s:ss. .a:ss. sS:6G
 FOR BOSTON, via Harssoro a>,. WillimanIic-ss;11. A. N.-s3:S1. 2.
 FOR INVESTED and rntermediaee M.-2:36, fb:61. 7:4S F. M-sGH- DAYS-s:s0 A. M.-e:45 3. M. FOR WATERBURY, AfSsoN1A DERBY and InteFmediate 9tattoooe 500. FOO. 8:OO. s;11 (expresS) o.Ao. t11:40 A. A.lM.--2:s6. s6:S1. 7:tt F. F SUNDAYS--S:3O. 11:3O \. N.--e.Ak S:00 F. M.
 FOR CT. HARRINGTON, LlENox. PITTSEIE1lD, ETC.-7:00. e:E0 AIT -4:2S P. M.-SUNDAYe-s:3 \. F FOR DANBURY, NEW AaIIFORp. ETC, via Br0okfleld Junetdo0- 1o. $50 A. M.-4:2S, c:l4 F. M-8QNs DAY6-Cs:3o 4. IT.
 FOR LITCHETELD, ETC.-ss:g :go A M.-4:2s F M.-SUNDAxo-e:3e A n. Express trains | Local 2xp6oua Q to Harlsln Rlver etnt1on>
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
Bridgeport Line 10 New York

FARE 60 GENTS
 STEAMER BRIDGEPORT Taave Bridgeport, Fairfield Avenue Wharf week days at S:0O A. M. Returning. leave New York. week days, Pier 27, D. R.. 800 P. Fl. Foot of East pod St., 3:30 F. M.
 STEAMER NAUGATUCK leave Bridgeport Pequonnock Wharf. foot of Union Street, daily, except Satur- day. at 12 night Returning, leave New York. Pier 27, E. R..daily, excepf sundays. 11:00 A. M. Due Bridge port 3:2O P. M.
 L. B. MCPHERSON, Agt.
 The New England Navigation Go.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
LADIES, ATTENTION -

LADIES' ATTENTION = Ladies will
 avoid worry by using our remedy for delayed period and which is the only reliable monthly remedy for sale. Thousands of testimonials we have from our patrons, to provo 1t. Positively refuse all others, no matter what they claim: trial sent kee, Wis. T22 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
YOU NEVER CAN TELL.

He rocked the boat one summer day The boat refused to tip, He reached old age and passed away. A victim of the pip. A fool there was who gazed into The muxzle of gun; His age war then but twenty-two- He died at eighty-one. He skated where the ice was weak When he was but lad, And now he is an aged geek And grown men call him dad" Of dynamite he had store;
 He placed. it by the fire, But 1t was twenty years before He played a golden Tyre. And then there was a careful guy Whose ways were wise and prim. And from a cloudless summer skv An afrship fell on him.
 Milwaukee Sentinel
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
Merchants Line

Daily Except Sunday
 Leaves New York, Pier 10. Eass River, D. m. Due ct Bridgepoft, Dock, 2 .. m. Arrive New York a n. For further information and rates apply to J. B. Shepard. Agent
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
MAIL ORDER

MADE $50,0O0 in i've years in the mail order business; began with $6. Send for fee booklet. Tells how. Heacock. 765. Lockport, N. Y.
 R28 S4 6 if
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
MALE HELP WANTED

young men.
 who are able to furnish team and
 wagon. to sell on commission to farmers, the best line of househ oad necessities. for inc oldest. largest and most responsible company oI the kind in the world. About z,SO0 salesmen now working, earning on the average over $100 per montn net clear of all expenses. Net earnings of best men. over $S0v per month. Two million farmers now using these thoroughly aover- tised goods Established loo9. Capital $2,000.0o0. Address. Tne '. R. Watkins Go, 113 Soutn 1ay Street. Baltimore. Md R15 ed
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

100 FINE CALLING CARDS printed
 with your name and address for 5 only soc. Siksay. 83 Reilley St. U 27 a 3s
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

WEDDING INVITATIONS, announce u1ents, at, home and visiting cards Correct society printing. Lowest
 U 27 $
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

1000 CARDS, envelopes, bill heads. statements or note heads printed for only $2.00. Siksay. 83 Reilley St. U 27 3 Sc
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

Louis A. Frazier, 4 Market St, Norwich Conn. had bean subject to bachache due to kidney trouble for some time. He says: Hearing of Foley Kidney Pills, took them and they gave me relief at once. I rec- ommend them as a prompt and effec- tive medicine for kidney and bladder trouble" L.. F. Curtis. s135
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

collar under her chin, he said:
 Helen, you stood by your boy in the fight for his life.'' Didn't you?''
 Brookfield looked pleadingly into the eyes 6of the woman he loved. win you stand by me-" he asked, while make my nght?'s
 She answered, simply: 'sYou've made your fight, Jaek--and you've won
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
MISCELLANEOUS WANTS

wANTED.-ro buy all kinds of sec
 ond hand furniture. Geo. F.
 Totams. Redfeld's old stand, 286 Fairfield Ave. U 26 a stp
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
TO RENT

TO RENT.-5 room flat, all improve-
 ments, $15.000. Inquire 86l Wood
 Ave. U ii.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

FOR RENT-one store and rent.
 17S6 Main St. H3 stf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

STENCILS-We carry full line of stencils, letters and figures, also make stencils so order Burning Brands. rubber and steel stamps. Ine Schwerdtle Stamp Co.,, Al Can-s non St. R1Ods
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17
MERCHANTS, ExCHANGn,

set your keys fitted. locks repaired, saws dled lawn mowers sharpcned, end all kinds of light repairing dons at Smiths Gun Store. ek Wail Sfrenf. Telephone 3SS2-3.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-17

PAPER your rooms from $2.s0 up;
 snc1udtnE material. Painting done
 reasonable. Fred Beck, g 3rd .e street. A 19 If.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
IN THESE DAYS OF DIVORCES
Reaity Nothing Remarkable In the
Simple and Frank Explanation Of
the Small Boy.

We were walking down the street
Sunday and we saw the most beauti-
ful child sitting on the front steps
Of a pretty house. says Ted Robinson.
His eyes were so big and blue, his
curly head so golden, his innocent
smile so frank and inviting that we
could not resist the temptation to en-
ter into conversation with him.
= We'll, son." we said in the idiotic-
ally genial way with which an adult
usually addresses a child, "how old
are your"
Four" lisped the infant (He didn't
really lisp it, because you can't lisp
when you say four; but that's the way
children are supposed to do)
Isn't that fine!" ct would have
been just as fine if he'd been three.
though, or FIVE. More idiocy) And
whose little boy are your"
Mammals lii boy"
Aren't you papa's little boy, too?'
Nope"
why aren't you papa's little boy?'
THE decree gimme to mamma"
Then we went on our pleasant way.
Savannah Morning News.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
NEITHER HAYSEED NOR ANGEL
But There Need Be Little Question
That Young Lady Had Much
Ingenuity.

Across the line ON the Kansas side
where the study of agriculture is
compulsory. one of the high school
girls took home her monthly report
card and proudly announced:
Il took the highest grade in the
class in history, English literature
and German"
That's all very WE'LL" replied her
father, critically examining the card,
-but how about this grade in agricul
ture?"
"Oh, WELL" explained the daughter,
"I'm no hayseed!"
A little farther down a department
grade, not altogether satisfactory. ap
peared.
And how do you account for this
grade in Department." he inquired.
I'm no bloomin' angel, either"
she replied.-Kansas City Star.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
ASK POWERS TO
END hOST|l|T|ES
EMBASSY IN CONSTANTINoPLE
BELIEVE TIME HAS COME
TO END WAR.
Turkish Army Meets Defeat at Hands
of Bulgarians and Their Allies In
Great Battle on the Thraclan
Plains.

London.-The Turkish army Is In
fun retreat on Constantinople and the
Turkish government has asked the
powers to intervene.
An official bulletin was issued by
the government at Constantinople
Sunday night admitting defeat at the
hands of the Bulgarians in the great
battle on the Thracian plains.
Application was made to the en-
bassy in Constantinople Sunday night
for mediation by the powers to end
the hostilities and arrange a peace
agreement
The ambassadors, piror to this, had
asked the porte to grant permission
to each of the great powers to send
warships through the Dardanelles and
this has not been complied with The
only guaranty of safety for the native
Christians and perhaps foreigners in
Constantinople is to be found in the
defense of warships Of the great
powers in the harbor of the Turkish
! capital.
1t is the general belief that Bulgaria
will insist that Turkey make an APP
| peal direct to the allies without inter-
+, ference from the powers.
The powers have not been able to
agree upon the French premier's for
mula of territorial disinterested-
ness which is not acceptable to Aus
tria or Germany. The powers are TAX
ing steps for the protection of Chris
tians and their own political interests
in Turkey. One warship in addition
to the vessels already despatched to
the Turkish ports will be sent through
the Dardenelles by each of the powers.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Puts Job In Second Place.

A Humboldt rancher returned from
years trip through the east to find
that one-time neighbor of his, a
man noted for his perfect patience,
had been having siege of bad luck.
Upon hearing the news he Immediate
ly sought out the neighbor to condole
with him.
We'll, john" he said, after greet
ings had been exchanged. Il hear
you lost all of your timber through
the forest fires"
The other man nodded
And they say that the river cut
on your best bottom land; that your
hogs all died Of cholera; that your
wife and children had been sick, and
that they have now foreclosed the
mortgage on your other place.
John nodded again. YES, it's all
true" he said, looking about him at
what had once been his prosperous
farm, "all true. Why, sometimes get
almost discouraged. Ladies' Home
Journal.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Enqland's Motto.

"Dieu ct Mon Droit"-"God and My
Right"-the royal motto of England,
was the parole of the day given by
Richard /. Che Of the Lion Hearty to
his army at the battle Of Gisors, in
France, on the goth of September,
1913, when the French army was sig
nally defeated. Dieu ct Mon Droit
appears to have been first assumed as
a motto by Henry VI, 1422-1462. Sem
per Idem-"Always the Same"-was
one of the notices of Queen Eliza
beth; also adopted by Queens Mary
and Anne.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

Woman's suffrage won in three
states and was beaten in a fourth
throughout the country
Kansas, Oregon and Arizona adopted
the constitutional amendment giving
women the vote. The cities of Michi-
gan repudiated the right of franchise
to the opposite sex, but the great coun-
try and upper peninsula vote, which
is not yet complete, is expected to
make the result far different. The
farmers are supposed to be heavily
in favor Of it. In Detroit, the suf-
fragists did much better than was ex-
pected, but in Grand Rapids the
amendment was emphatically rejected.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

Seventy-three precincts out of
total of 676 give Taft 1865, Wilson
4,168, Roosevelt 2,51S.
Returns from about half the state
for congressman give French (R)
1881, Smith (R) 2,O79, Mitchell (D)
1880, Pugmire CD 963, Smock (P)
AIS. For governor seventy-three pre-
cincts give Haines (R) 4,0S9, Hawley
CD 1850, Martin (P) 2,773.
Bannock county has elected Re-
publican representatives who will vote
for w. E. Borah and another Republi-
can for United States senator.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
"PROUD AND GLAD"
Because Mother Looked So Well
After Quitting Coffee.

An Ohio woman was almost dis
tracted with coffee dyspepsia and
heart trouble.
Like thousands Of others, the drug
-cGfeine-in coffee was slowly but
steadily undermining her nervous
system and interfering with natural
digestion Of food. (Tea is just as in
furious as coffee because it contains
cofeine. the poisonous drug found in
coffee)
For 80 years." she writes, II have
used coffee. Have always been sick
ly-had heart trouble and dyspepsia
with ulcers in stomach and mouth SO
bad, sometimes, l was almost dis
tracted and could hardly eat q thing
for week.
Il could not sleep for nervousness,
and when I would lie down at night
I'd belch up coffee and my heart
would trouble me. 1t was like poison
to me. l was thin-only weighed 125
lbs, when I quit coffee and began to
use Postum.
From the first day that belching
and burning in my stomach stopped.
could sleep as soundly as anyone
and, after the first month, whenever
met any friends they would ask me
what was making me SO fieshy and
looking SO well.
Sometimes, before I could answer
quick enough, one of the children or
my husband would say, Why. that is
what Postum is doing for her-they
were all so proud and glad.
When l recommend it to anyone
always tell them to follow direc-
tons in making Postum, as it is not
good to taste If weak, but fine when
1t has the flavor and rich brown
color" Name given by Postum Co..
Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, THE Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's rea'
son."
Ever read the above letters new
Sne appears from time to time. They
genuine. truce and fuu OF human
interest. Adv.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

Kidney Pills the swelling disappear.
ed and he felt himself again. He says
he has been benefited and blessed by
the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sew
eral months later he wrote: have
not changed my faith in your remedy
since the above statement was author
lied. Correspond with Rev. e. Hes
Top about this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Accepts the Rebuke.

A resident Of an English city has
made himself marked man by In
sisting on saying "nought" instead of
co. when he calls a telephone num-
Der having ciphers in it. The tele-
pone operator usually corrects him
when he says three double nought'
by saying Three double O." The
other night he called up central and
said, Hello and the girl replied
"Hell-nought." He accepted meekly
the quiet rebuke." -Springfield Re-
publican.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Clever Idea Of Collector.

Here is rare specimen of business
humor, received the other day by a
London firm 1t ran:
Our cashier fell unconscious at his
desk this morning. Up to this time,
four p. m, we have been unable to
get a word out of him except your
names May we say to him, with a
view to his immediate recovery, that
we have your check, as we think that
Is what is on his mind?"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Was Not Guilty.

"Mordecai Judson," roared Colonel
White, who had been aroused in the
middle of the night by suspicious
noise in his poultry house, is that
you in there, you black theft"
mo, sah." humbly replied fright
ened voice. dis is muh cousin, Ink
Judson. dat looks so much like me
and steals everything he kin lay his
dog-gawn hans on. Abs at home dis
minute, sab, a-sleepin' de sleep O.
de Jest Puck.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Ballots Stolen.

Spartanburg, N C.-Eyery printing
press in Spartanburg was put to work
with rush Tuesday morning when it
was discovered that the ballots for use
in Tuesdays election had either been
destroyed or concealed. No light has
been thrown on the disappearance of
the tickets. Other ballots were pro-
cured in time and rushed to the
booths.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Fatal Election QuarreIs

Lexington, Ky.-Two men were kill
ed as a result of quarrels at election
booths In Kentucky on Tuesday. In
Lee county Constable Thomas Camp
bell was killed and John and James
Caudill were arrested charged with
having shot him. In Anderson county
Green Bowen was killed by County
Magistrate Mardis Satterle, it is
charged.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Music Causes Confession.

Dallas, Tex.-Strains of sacred mu-
sic coming from church window so
affected G. H. Rose, the police say,
that he surrendered at a local Jail, de-
claring he had killed w. H. Morris
in Covington, KY, twenty-four years
ago. At the time of the tragedy Rose
said he was known as N. w. Ingersoil.
He has lived in Dallas twenty-three
years.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Will Eat Crow.

Los Angeles.-Judge E. Shaw of the
district court of appeals will eat a,
whole crow, reasonably well cooked
and seasoned, if Colonel Roosevelt
should be elected president If VIII
son wins w. E. Chaplin, a local artist,
must eat the crow. This agreement
was made on Saturday.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Wilson Injured in Auto Accident.

Princeton, N. J-Governor Wilson
sustained a three-inch scalp wound
early Sunday, when the automobile in
which he was riding from. Red Bank
to Princeton struck a mound in the
road at Hightstown and hurled him
against one of the steel ribs support
ing the roof of the car.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Cost of Running Government.

Washington.-Rep on the cost of
running the government for the year
beginning July /, 1913, which have
been prepared by heads of depart
ments for congress, and which are now
in the hands of the government
printer, show congress will have to
appropriate at the rate of $4,000
day.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
IDAHO REPUBLICANS
ARE SUCCESSFUL
ENTIRE STATE TICKET HAS BEEN
ELECTED, WITH MAJORITY OF
LEGISLATIVE TICKET.
Race Between Haines and HawIey for
Governor Was Close One, While
the Progressive Ticket Ran
Poor Third.

Boise, Idaho.-Presidenc Taft carried
Idaho, and the entire Republican state
ticket has been elected, together with
a majority of the legislative ticket.
The race for governor was close be-
tween Haines, Republican, and Haw-
ley, Democrat.
Roosevelt and the state Progressive
ticket ran poor third.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

Los Angeles.-Declaring that she is
happier than she has been in years
because of her confession to having
killed two women in Missouri, Mrs.
Pansy Hastings Lesh is in the city
Jail here awaiting the arrival of the
sheriff of Pettus county, Missouri.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
His Fatal SUCCESS.

Towne-I hear that Boreum played
the part Of a court jester in your pri-
vate theatricals. How did he do?
Howson Lott Tin disgust)-Oh, he
made fool of himself, of course, and
everybody laughed at him!
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
kidnapers Convicted.

Ell Paso.-Charged with kidnapping
two Americans on American soil and
delivering them to a foreign army is
the unique charge of which Ramon
Munez stands convicted. The jury
recommended a four year sentence.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Holt Buys independent.

New York-Clarence w. Bowen,
who has been owner and publisher of
the Independent since 1897. has sold
the magazine to Hamilton Holt Mr..
Holt has been managing editor for
ten wears.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Hurricane at Acapulco.

San Diego. Cal.-Telegrams from
Acapulco received here report much
damage done by hurricane there.
The little steamer Cora Belle and
nine iron lighters there sunk. over
1000 tons of coal being lost.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Prominent Musician Dead.

Philadelphia.-Seig Behrens,
dean of Philadelphia musicians and
prominently connected in past years
with many operate ventures, died at
his home Tuesday. He was 70 years
old
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least exer-
ton. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that 1t was
difficult to move.
After using 5
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Danced at Inauguration Of Taylor.

Washington.-Mrs. Martha t. Tram
NELL, who came to the capital sixty
three years ago to dance at the inaug-
uration of her cousin, President Zach
airy Taylor. is dead here at the age
Of 81.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
A cLERGYMAN's TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop OF Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and puffed. He had heart flutter-
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Can She Do II?

Zoology PROFESSIONALS Fluff, what
Is natural selection?
Fluf-Natural selection is where
young lady picks out a fellow with
lots Of money and marries him.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Simple Taste.

Something mentally wrong with
Kenworthy, don't you think?"
why so?"
Il asked him to come over and play
auction bridge with us last night.
and he said he would rather waste his
time playing 'bean-porridge-hot' or tit
tattoo"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Sensible Shift.

why does she dress so mannishly ?"
We'll. she was no beauty as girl.
but she makes a fairly good-looking
boy"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle M
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Contrary Causes

Contrary Causes.
why did Jinks break up housekeep-
lng?"
Because his wife broke down."
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

II girls arms have pretty dimples
in them she'll get them sunburned
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Bridge Scandal,

Shelf you should hold a hand like
that
To you what make would best ap-
pear?
He-Why, If held hand like yours,
think I'd make 1t diamonds, dear.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09

Storm centers as rule defy central
limitations.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
Sound One,

whats your objection to my labor
theory"
1T won't work
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-11-09
The LANGUAGE.

$50 the firms gone under"
Eyes. l am sorry to see them going
up"