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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
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Sometimes We want justice so bad
ly that we don't realize how TAR we
are tipping the scales in our own d.
rectiou. Isn't there a good deal OF
unfair fitting now that women arc
lightning to get some OF their hu-
man rights.
DR.. Anna Shaw, d leading suffra-
Sist has been arguing IN Boston
against the old law of the sea, WON
en- and children first" While the men
acted from the Hottest motives in the
Titanic disaster and no word of praise
is too great for their sacrifice woman
does not want standard which sets
her apart" she said.
With all respect for DR.. Anna Shaw,
some of us must disagree with her.
Men, real men, show courtesy 10 and
protect women and children. not be-.
cause of any standard" but because
it's part of their natures. And wOm-
en- accept that courtesy and proteC-
ton and look for it because II is a
part of their natures 10 Jock for IL.
One OF the arguments everlastingly
being brought up is whether a man
should give his seat in a car to a
woman. Men argue Equal disadyant-
ages with equal rights" for women.
But they arejgoing right on giving up
their seats when every state gives
woman a vote just as they DO now
provided anybody has TO stand. The
chances are that then 10 one will
have 10 stand because women, who
naturally look after details more than
men do, will compel the use OF enough
cars SO that everyone may sit.
Voting isn't going to make woman
over any more than it did man. She
will still be able to do things that a
man cannot. She will still be the bear.
er of his children, and If he has the
right spark OF manhood in bin, he
viii continue not TO let her suffer
hardships that he can prevent if for
that reason only. She will also 70 right
on inheriting the same instinct he
does, that of caring for those weaker
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

than herself. 4 young woman will al
ways favor an older one or a feeble
man. When illness strikes her hus-
band down and she suddenly becomes
the stronger she will so right on work
ing for him and for her children. She
will continue TO be his counsel and in
SEPARATION. And, when danger like that
on the Titanic comes. she is going TO
accept life if that seems best or death
her husbands side if that seems
best.
And here's the biggest test of all.
Suppose a woman can go out and
earn as much as her husband. Many
can. But does that make her like
him? Or will ii make her take on the
work OF providing for their family
and deprive him OF the pleasure of do
ing il?
Just watch the woman who has
supported her child and see. She
knows the thrill little voice asking
for 'ball-bearing skates" or dolls
hair that really curls.' sweet with the
confidence that she can manage any.
thing, gives. Shed be the last person
in the world to take that from a
father
All this trying to make men and
women alike is the yeriest nonsense.
Men aren't alike. When Martin Luther.
the volcanic, stirred mp the fires OF
the reformation 1t was bis friend
Notation, the gentle, who soothed
aud smoothed the way and sowed the
university seeds that helped reform
as much as any wars
Men may be as strong as steel. But
women are as strong as attraction.
And there isn't any steel cable that
anybody knows of strong enough to
pull the waters OF the earth as simple
attraction does. Why want TO change?
Voting is simply human right for
the adult. No one can read anything
more into it or out of it. 1t cannot
put them TO WORK. and there's a lot
change mean and women. but it can
TO do
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
AN ERiCAN lEviTY.

He cannot weather the rocks OF
levity," says a southern newspaper
whose editor believes that Champ
Clark is an impossible candidate for
the presidency. Before proceeding
10 the main question let us invests.
gate this figure of speech which has
been INDUCED in with special refer
ence TO the use of the word wealth.
err We think it has been mad
visedly employed. Vessels in stress
are not expected to weather rocks,
icebergs and other solid Instructions,
but it is hoped that they may sue
lcessfully contend with wind and
waves. But the weathering of rocks
vo have never heard OF until now.
Having passed over this inadvert
cnce We may nov proceed to what
our southern contemporary believes
20 be the main lion in the path Of
Mr.. Clark's way TO the White House,
the ridicule OF the nation. The Re
view is not committed to the cause
of Mr.. Clark. OF the many demo
Gratis who would make strong candi-
dates or good presidents Mr.. Clark
is only one. But We will say with re-
spect TO the observation of our con.
temporary that 1t is a serious ass IN
decd that could imagine that any
American could be laughed out of a
place OF honor which his countrymen
could bestow upon him unless he him
self should precipitate the laugh
Mr.. Clark, We believe, has not done
that He has been at all times sun
ciently proper. lie did not compose
or set 10 music the "houn' dawg" song,
which has become one OF the assets
of his campaign. He has done no 9TH
er thing We can think of TO excite
the nation 10 leyity unless it be the
abbreyistion of his name of Beau.
champ to plain Champ" But all will
admit that he was provoked by the
crime OF his parents to that ofensc.
That will not hurt him. These
shortened names are rather towers
OF strength Andy" Jackson vas q
stronger candidate for the presidency
than Andrew Jackson could have been,
and We have no doubt that TEDDY
Roosevelt could poll many thousand
more votes than Theodore Roosevelt.
When the American people are in q
spirit OF good nature leyity with re-
spect to a man he gets their votes.
il is the statesman who takes him
self too seriously that gets it in the
neck.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
Fish Sneexe To Death

tGreenwich, Conn. Telegram to the
New York World
Millions of founders are floating
dead on Long Island Sound, mystify
ing the Oldest fisherman.
The only explanation the veterans
can suggest is that the Ash came
from the mud bottom too early and
the cold spell caused an epidemic OF
grip, which they were unable to with
stand.
II Is expected that everybody in this
section will refuse TO eat founders
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
The Latest Wonder

I've seen the wireless telegraph,
It's wonderful, ! wesn,
I've heard the phonograph
And seen submarine.
I've seen an sirship make Its flight
And other wonders rare,
But one III mention now is quite
Beyond power to compare.
II is the oldest lookin thing
That ever mortal eye
Has rested on, think, by iing.
In earth or sea or sky.
II doesn't look like any bird
Or beast that roams the earth,
was dumfounded when | heard
How much the thing was worth.
The English language fails to draw
A picture of it right.
The blamedest thing / ever saw.
A weird and gruesome sight
II hasn't got no regular shape
Hope Cape
Clear to the Zuyder Zee.
This wild and grotesque work OF art
There's naught like it from Good
That I'm alludln' at,
You've surely guessed, right from
the start,
is my wifes summer kat
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
Goat Gets parker's Goat.
Washington Telegram to the Ne

York World)
Judge Alton i. Parker appeared in
the supreme court in defense OF the
BLACK and Tan Knights Of Pythias
Of Georgia, The negro iou5e, against
the Lily White" Knights The dis
pute is over the right of the white
and negro lodges 10 use the lraternal
insignia and paraphernalia.
What ! want to know" said Jus
tice Lurton TO Judge Parker from the
bench without a smile, Is do these
lodges use the same goat"
The outburst OF merTiment which
followed disrupted the courts dignity
and temporily wrecked Judge Park
er's argument
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
Girls seek Ushers' 800

philadelphia Telegram 10 the New
(York Tribuns)
Since Sara Louise Romans, usher
at the METROPOLITAN OperahOuse here
eIoped With William II. Kejnble Var
row on April IS, no less than liz girls
tall. short, blonde and brunette, but
all beautiful, according 10 their let.
ters-haye made application by mail
for places as ushers.
On the day following the Yarrow'
Romans wedding nearly forty letters
were received at the office OF the Met
ropolitan Operahouse. The next day
a dozen more arrived. Each day
brought more Some were written OF
scented paper and others on business
stationery, showing that iG the heads
OF many stenOgaFhers visions o.
tempermaDtaI courtships v..h singers
aud elopemeuts with money princes
existed TO make the long day at the
typewriter shorter and more pleas
ant
Half Of the letters were aCcompan
led BY photographs. and no. few o.
the applicants dwelt at great length
on their vocal talents aud true artist,
appreciation of art and artists. y,
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

II is entirely safe TO assume that If
Colonel Roosevelt and Woodrow vii
son happen to he the Republican and
democratic candidates for the prosi-
dency Colonel Henry Watterson will
at once distribute his property aud
sit down TO await impatiently tie
crack OF doom.-Chicago Record Her.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
Is &8E :fREM6MtN7
~ by Roy K. MolHon. q
Copyright 1911, c. N. MatherD

The race of life he always
Can win out by a neck.
The Goa is no pitcher
But reputation serves
To make II mighty risky
To get next to his curves.
The hornet is a cynic.
A pessimistic thing;
His style of conversation
Is ne'er without sting.
The mountain goat is foxy,
No oleo eats he,
He carries his own butter
Around with him, you see.
These gags are all historic.
We did not write them first,
We're not the guilty faker.
Let T. r. do his worst.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
LAST SUMMERS SUIT.

With the final recession of the rude
train of winter and the eDgulfing Of
forest and lawn in wave of green
ness iigst and Sendeti' great numbers
Of eastern and northern people TO
whom Providence has decreed neither
poverty nor riches. turn eyes of ex'
pectancy to closet or trunk, where
hangs or reposes the apparel laid aside
when autumn winds began TO blow
and the sun to verge toward the con-
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
A Few Nature Fakes

a Few Nature Fakes
It's great to be a mermaid
This is no idle whim.
Her style is never passe;
She's always in the swim.
The elephant is lucky.
No sheriff has the spunk
When closing up circus
To levy on his trunk.
The Owl is no high flyer.
But still is stylish quite
He should join the Four Hundred
For he stays out all night.
The rhiru's neYe: thirsty.
lie can acquire stew
In dry states ha - never
Without horn or two.
rhe giraffe may be homely,
But he's content, ny heck,
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

There's one thing 20 be said in favor
OF limiting a president 90 one term
there wouldn't have TO be any annual
appropriations, ol $4,000 for travelling
expenses. Washington Post
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
FROM OTHER VIEWPOINTS

Emperor William swings a PICK and
helps dig up an ancient temple at
Athens. Over here notables are con
ining themselves to the hammer
New York Herald.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Shes an economical little woman -
Which means. l suppose, that every
time her husband has his suit of
clothes pressed she tells him that it
looks as good as new."-Detroit Free
Press.
II Is surprising from how many
different angles one can view a
square deal.-Boston Globe.
Blonde Widow-"Tm going 20 tell
you a secret" Brunette WIDOW
Good, What is it," I'm going to
marry L. z. Marks" surely? WHY.
met him today and be didn't mention
1t. OF course not. said it was a se-
cret. He don't know it yet."-Y onkers
Statesman.
No man can be wholly uncducatcd
who really knows the Bible. nor can
any one be considered a truly edu-
Gated man who is ignorant of it
President Schurman.
Does the young man who
IS counting your daughter leave al a
Reasonable hour?" Pater-"Yes. 7
have no reason to kick."-Boston
Transcript.
Dear Is my friend. yet from INV foe.
AS from my friend, comes good:
MY Trend shpws what II can do,
e Anda my foci what shouid =
Schiller.
a dinner Of boiled beef, cabbage and
potatoes, cooked by woman who can
cook, will make you reflect on how
much better the poor live than the
rich.-kansas City Times.
Can you loan me four volumes OF
your shakespeare set?' Certainly.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

: The proposal TO have congress I'M
dertake the production Of terrapin and
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

Senator RNewlands,aot Ne{ada. who
used to be rated high among the
swell dressers'f of congress, now ,af
fects an indifference to matters of
raiment He has laid away his spats
and seldom wears fancy vest While
at the White House one day. the presi-
dent twitted him about his spat en-
easements. aud Immediately they
were banisbed.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

Which volumes do you wish?" 1t
makes no particular difference. We're
TO play bridge tonight and our card
table ms quite high enough. Wash.
ingtou Herald.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

Il want light fruit lunch "All
right, sir. How will bunch OF elcc-
trio currents suit. "-Baltimore Amer
lean.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

The difference between Italy and
Russia IL that one can grab any
amount OF Turkish territory without
exciting England. while the other
can New York World.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

DEMOCRATIC CITY TickEr
ELECTION MAY ~.
For Mayor.
d. Newman.
' For City Marshal.
J. F. Mcdonald.
For City Clerk.
P. X. Fitzpatrick.
For Supervisor Of Streets
Sam P. Briscoe.
For Alderman slrst Ward
Robert Hennessey.
j. ]. Hill.
For Alderman Second Ward
II. S. Hillmap.
Walter Thomas.
Fer Alderman Third Ward.
c. ". Allen.
J. r. Henderson.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15
WATKINS luIIlu6I W,

supply them TO the plain people attan
appropriate price reveals democracy
at its very besJ.-New York Sun
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

II Is surprising from how many
diiIerent angles one can view a
square deal.-Boston Globe.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-15

C&n you loan me four volumes OF
your Shakespeare set!" Certainly.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09
JACKSONVILLE MONUMENT FOR
CONFEDERATE WOMEN.

jacksonville. Oct. 2 While much
of the time at the approaching Lake
City State reunion OF Confederate
Veterans on Oct. o3-o5 will he Civ
en- over to tho pleasures ofcomrade-
snip, there is. nevertheless, a large
amount of business to be transacted.
chief among which is the matter of
the erection of tribute to the wOm-
en- of the Confederacy. which will
be placed in Dignan park in this
city. This monument. the contract
for which has already been awarded,
will cost approximately s25,0o0 and
will be handsome tribute to tine no.
ble women of the Confederacy
A large portion of the mono nee
essary for the erection of Hi me-
mortal has already been socired,
over $1,000 havin~ ben raizad by
subscription. 5000 having heon ap
rronristed by the crete a.f e, 200
havirv been contributed b. J
ronn,il sor the purpose of hr.l4ins
the base Of the monument.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09
KANSAS FARMERS HELP THOSE
WHO LOST THEIR HORSES

Hutchinson, Kan, Oct J.-"NO-
ticc-Thc Lord has spared my stock.
My horses have gone through the
epidemic without loss and ! have
twenty head to loan TO my less for
tunaie ncighbors. without charge.
Tor plowing Those who need are
welcome TO them. ,Signedy
PETER SCIOFIELD
I'his notice posted today at the
i1odacman county. is typical Of the
comfy school and store at I.osser.
cooperation oi the farmers whose
stock suffered during the horse
plague. the worst that has bcfa.len
Central and Western Kansas sine"
tie gratshopper invasion Of th. Gev-
ties
The free lending Of horses and the
free transportation of traction en-
zines TO pull plows is maxim. il pos
sible for many farmers who lost
'tcir horses to put in crops
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09
MEDULLA MENTION.

Medulla, Oct. - According to an
invitation extended the l.akelan
Highlands Good Roads associations
ly the Board of Trade Of Barlow. the
association met at the Oaks hotel
i, that city, Oct. >. al 10 a. m,
President McClclland in the chair.
The mayor, in a few well-Ordcrcd
words. bid the association welcome
Response by the president. First in
order was the call for the reports of
the several committees. Then new
business was taken up. Several
topics were discussed. the one of
most Importance being the county
ownership of road right of ways in
order to do away with so much re-
mOval Of roads at SO great an en-
pcnse to the taxpayers.
II was agreed that the Club House
should have the association the first
"Wednesday in November, at 2 p. m
Much interest was manifested at this
meeting by parties not residing in
the triangle. Several new members
were added to our number, and aft
cr adjournment good dinner was
served by the Board of Trade, which
was enjoyed by all. After dinner ali
automobile drive for all who could
stay to enjoy it, We will long re-
member those good people of Bar
tow. especially the Board of Trade
for their kind hospitality to us.
The sudden change in the wealth /,
and conditions has given new life
t. our energetic. progressive citizens.
Our little town is doing good bust
ness. Four stores and a meat mar
ket, and one of the best rural schools
In Polk county, having four teachers
OF the first class type, with good
attendance We again invite home
seekers to see our section as there
Is always room for one more.
T. J. MMULLEN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09
THAT GREEN" GRAPEFRUIT
BROUGHT GOOD PRICES.

That the Chicago trade does not
agree with State Chemist II. f.. Rose
about the fitness for consumption Of
the famous car OF grapefruit which
was seized at the 4. l.. Hearn pack.
ing house at Goulds a couple Of
weeks ago by the State authorities
upon Recommendation of the chemist
is evidenced by the fact that the
fruit sold like the provcrbial hot
cakes AT 5. rrr box. the highcs;
price paid for grapefruit this sea-
son in tha, city, il is stated. And
the buyers i'nmcdiatcly wired Mr.
Ilearn for more.
1t is not known Hhcther aMy of
the Chicago consumers who acrept-
ed the fruit With sucn gusto VIII i,
called upon to testify as to the quail
iiy Of il in the common law case to
lc held at the ncNt term of the cir
cult court when Mr.. IIearn will be
tried for sliipp;E,, immature fruit, or
not Miami Metropolis.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09
THE FOURTH GEORGIA
CAVALRY WAS THERE
A Lakeland Veteran Sets History
Right Relative to Battle Of
Olustee.

Editor Telegram Il read with in
t"rcst your synopsis of the history
OF the Olnstcc battle and felt greatly
disappointed when saw no mention
made Of the Fourth Georgia cavalry
was glad when Col. Norgan's let
ter appeared in the Telegram, set
ting forth iir incontrOvcrtiblc fact
that H." Fourth Georgia cavalry.
commanded by Col. Duncan l..
Clinch, was present and most active
ly engaged in this great and dccis-
i've battle of Olustee.
was a hoy who had left school
and joined Go. +, commanded by
Capt Jos. r. Turner, Of this regi-
ment. and | remember q great many
events and happenings that oc-
Cured during the day of this hotly
contested fight
The Fourth Georgia cavalry regi-
ment was thrown forward and met
the enemy three or four miles in ad-
vance and drew their fire. We were
then marched back in line of bat
tie. Occasionally the commands
would be- given us: "By fours right.
About, wheel. march, This would
throw us In line of battle facing the
enemy. and il would draw their fire.
Then the command would be repeat
cd. which would reverse our position
and We would continue our retreat.
] remember well when we passed
through Colquit's brigade of Geor-
BID N'tNidHS wiz udu UCcu UdU(lZcu
with fire many times before in Ten
ncsscc and Virginia Then the fight
was on. General Finnegan sent a
courier to General Colquit with or
ders to fall back to the breast works.
General Colquit sent word back to
General Finnegan: We are pressed
too hotly Ny men know nothing of
retreat Send forward the reserves"
Then when the roar of the cannon
and the inccssaht fire from small
arms sounded like all hell had torn
loose. Che Fourth Georgia cavalry
was ordered 10 charge the enemy's
right flank, which they did in reg
ular Jeb Stuart style. and the vic
tory was won.
Let 1t not be FORGOTTEN in history
that the Fourth GEORGIA cavalry was
there. ]. ". CHILES.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09
VOICE FROM
WHITE HOUSE
WANTED FUNDS
MORE TESTIMONY AS TO CON.
TRIEUTIONS TO REPUBLICAN
CAIIPAGIN.
tHy Associated Press. }

Washincton, Oct. 9.-FOrmer SEN
alor Scott, OF West Virginia, told the
c!app committee Of conversation
hc had over the telephone from the
Republican headquarters in October,
laOl, with a voice from the White
liousc. lie declared the voice eN-
pressed apprehension about the stu
alton in New York State and said:
II would rather lose the election in
the conniry than BE- defeated in my
own State Hartman Us coming to
sec me. and I'll SEE ii can't ar
range 10 False iLa. e. help Hig-
gins
Scott ~ald H. suggrstcd to Treas
rrcr bliss that Il, 20 Ia -; Broadway
lur moro homA. but Bliss said
Eo0soNrlt h.i notified him not to
accept Standard Oil contributions,
scott said IL ntN,r had been in
i rmCd " lip 'lrn of 5000 to
ire Standar! Nl Judge T.Ovett,
chairman Of tl," executive commit
tee OF the lIarriman system, tcsti-
fed that Hartman told him in 1901
that he President wants mo 10 help
tlr national committee
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09
TRAINS AND RATES TO
CONFEDERATE REUNION
Round Trip from Lakeland to Lake
City for Reunion Will be $3.65.
Other Stations in Proportion.

Fo, the benefit OF the public ii
lar"r, please announr" that special
coaches will run from Tampa, via
Lakeland ana High Springs to Lake
city, leaving lakeland at $50 Il. m
on Oct. -, 1917, reaching Lake City
at 1880 y. m.
Those on the Charlotte llarbor III
vision can 20 VIA Lakeland or VIA
Talatka at the same rates. Ticket
ol. sale Oct. 81 and 80 and good till
night of the 2Sth.
Rates for round trip from Lake
land. S3.G5 and from Barlow, 81
Other stations in proportion.
j. A. COX,
Gen. Fla. Division Y. {. Y.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-09

ALIEN AND EDWARDS MAY
ESCAPE ELECTRIC CHAIR.

Knoxville. Tenn, Oct. 9.--Sidna
Allen and Wesley Edwards, alleged
principal conspirators in the Hills
Vile, Va, court room tragedy, ma!
accept life term sentences to the
pcaitcntiary as compromise and in
lieu of standing t',ai. 1t is reported
that negotiations for such a COM
promise are now pending. fhclr
cases are set for trial at Wythcville,
Va. Oct IS.
1t is definitely stated that Miss
lroler, Edwards sweetheart, will re-
ceiyc none of the reward Tor the cap
turc of the two men. Detectives foi-
lowed her from Mount Airy, \. e.,
In Dcs Moincs, where Allen and Ed
wards were recently captured. The
girls father is said to have assisted
the detectives and is reported TO
have received $500 Of the reward 4
few days ago.