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QUlZZEO AS TO HIS DlSSiPA
TON IN THE PAST,

Next thing they wanted to know
was what were my dissipations. l told
EN- liked good candy and used up four
or five pounds day. The doctors
looked at me sharp TO see II I was fool
ing them. When they decided I wasn't
stringing they told me I'd have to stop
eating candy.
And now, said one OF the doctors.
tell us about your .reai designations.
How much do you drink day? How
much OF alcoholic liquors. I mean ]
told him ! never touched drop-not
even coffee or tea, II II came TO that.
The doctor seemed worried.
Then you must smoke a great deal ?
he suggested. Not a whiff.'" I said.
You chew, then. perhaps? he went
on. could see he was hopeful and
really hated to disappoint him by say.
ing ] didn't
"'For a sick man, Mr. Brady no
said, you certainly have mighty good
habits. You're the first man ! ever saw
in hospital who neither drank nor
used tobacco
He went ahead and told mo how
sick I was-,said II matters had run
| along 7 wouldn't have been able TO eat
more than "A teaspoonfui at a time. That
worried me and | told them TO 20
ahead Whore would the Joy Of living
have been then? could have looked q:
nay diamonds when ! feh sungry OF
have gone TO a good restaurant and
watched a man with a good stomach
eating. Vnd maybe have . thlmo!eful OF
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ne OECIAHES.
II never have been exactly wha,
you'd call an athlete. and I've taken
most Of my pleasure indoors. And
when you ngure over the list Of Indoor
sports that never join In. It's easy to
see my madn fun has been food.
Now I've always felt pretty well
and mt. but gosh! those doctors told
me ia been a sick man for the last
twenty years! When l dropped into
Baltimore last summer had . sus-
picion that there was a little some
thing wrong with me. found l would
nave to stay there for a while as Vice.
President Brady OF the Standard Steel
Car Company. so I thought ia drop
around to the hospital and have them
look mo over. Just as a matter of
caution. that WAS. and TO hear them
say: why. Brady. you're tho healthiest
specimen we've ever had here. What
ever scared you into coming to a hos
pital! Get out!'
and ! want to say right here that he's
the best doctor IN the world. and q
young man. at that-looked me over
and got pale. Well said. Don
worry IL you can't find anything wrons
with me. I'm not no sure myself
Mr.. Brady he answered yer,
sclemnly you're a sick man. You've
been sick for twenty years and you car
thank your stars you've come here now
| don't think we'll be able to lot 20,
out again for three days
He was a most conservative est
mator, this DR.. Young. He kept m
there for four months. all told.
About the nrst thing they asked m,
| was how much water I drank. tol.
them anywhere from eight to ten gal
Ions day and repeated my mother
remark. They told me my limit woul
be four gallons for the rest of my life
But I've fooled 'em. young man. The
can't watch me any more now. and In
raising my limit gradually. Right no,
! drink six gallons a day. and mex
week I'll probably stretch II TO seven
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AVA domestc Makes
in
when
fourth
bumps the dope q the head Of ~
all
bottom time she some ssw
roof the wife Doesn't tell -
II he
when
Of no POI box nights; sshh--
GU
/ should
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so and Queens a.
Don't argue about II. Pay.
The marriage OF trumps has nothing
10 do with the sequence.
There II no authority only mysslf.
Come down and dispute 1t with me. Tn
In training and need a little exercise
White and Custer BOx Draw.
AKRON, o., oct 96--In one Of ~
best battles ever staged In this ctr
Jack White OF Chicago and Joe Coster al
New York boxed twelve-round draw
From start to finish II was q furtouA
bastls. each nsS,. standing Up :. the Ne,V
and hammering away from sSAn6 =
gong.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-26
eerless Hitter Admits
Loco m O tive Ball
With Block Signal
Switch Was Danger.
GUS to Use in That
Final Game Consid.
ering That Boston
Batters Wore Red
Belts and Stockin gs.
BY SWAT MILLIGAN.
he Poison Oaks.

The Peerless Hitter Of the
Bobbletown. Mo, Oct %.
Mac fell worlds
tell
- l got to
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-26
THE THINGS TO EAT THAT
J.B. BRADY LOVES MOST.

cANDY-FIvE POUNDS A Day
but that's taboo.
T1O0S' LEGS, done to . turn.
A NICE PLANNED BLUETIsH.
LOB8THR0.
LITTLE NDCX CLAldJ.
SOFT SHELL CRABS.
061IHYD.
WELSH 1A4EDIT0.
D1CA10OTS.
GOLDEN BUCKS.
BLUEPOINT0, with Worcester
shire, tabasco, psrika. catsup and
mustard.
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look ct what their Osnerai Order No. 4
prescribes:
You are hereby commanded TO ~.
port TO the fleet captain. Astor AouaA
at ESQ A. NJ. Sunday. Dot n, l04
for inspection and drill. Immediately
preceding the annual fall mAnosuvgeo
OF the flying squadron. which salls
for Bradley's Port Washington He.
tel. Long Island. At 10 A. n. shAsH
The purser will provide literally.
There will be music. OlynptAa
games and Gem sam galore. rins cos
non-attendancs viii - ten days %
Croton water. Get ticket 1Pom SnsUsP
not later than Oct. q. 1914 20 he can
arrange to NIL canteens with the
proper extract.
d. II. u. Sanderson. vlsst Captain;
r. T.. Enright. Commodore: Edwin J.
Buchanan, Purser.
Dye know I'd like . little Of that -
Gem myself. II must bs the rtght ~
II Dick Enytght likes IL
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weight willing to leave the covnlgy.
They're all waiting for = chance to Meh
the OranEemen. who are making suob 8
loud noise there just now. I've been I'll
over the United States and Flatbush.
but not one of the so-calisd Hopes net
up with my idea Of what was needed
to trim the Big Smoke. I was going 10
start out on another tour. but forts.
natcly this In not necessary now. Johg-
son has been dashed by outraged puhlic
opinion 10 severely that he 10 no Longer
a subject for contemplation by any ~
Gel minded man. So I'm out Of u
think JEFF IL avenged Let's have Z
shock, Wurrs. to csiebsats u"
A SHOCK" In Bobs rich fund Of meonr
phor 10 . pint O. pommsry. WAs
thsref I sure Wa.
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HAITI
hiun Q boz
A. he Of
Now, then, ain-au
y Chansy"-
have keep IL upf walt for
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I had IS on o
X ac
10
As
of angie We n
{ not w
bearn result Would
them? That be the OF how
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-26
!: :: NAT" M|LL|GAN CONFESSES,
WRITING FROM HOME, THAT
HIS MISTAKES BEAT GIANTS

Open Throttle" Pete's
Story of How Biff
Ashwood "Cleaned
Up" on Him for the
NettleRashes Makes
Poison Oaks Hero
See Possible Reason
for Batting Rally
of Red Sox Against
Matty.
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WVRRi WURRi:

should Ike Ia know name OF school
In New York CITY whore ! may take
A course IN !n.eitor decorating dur
ing evening mot public schoo'
Il. r..
New York Is a busy place for interior
decorating. You may take course ID
any one Of 1908 palatlal cafes,
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Wouldn't You Gladly Give $3.50, 900 for
One Square MeuI? "Dian,Ond Jim" Did
He's Glad to Glue His
"Mite"-a Fortune
for a NelD Stomach, and
He'll Obey All the
Rules but One-He
Must Haze Seven Gal
Ions of Water a Day.

II would fairly ruin a mans taste 30 he
couldn't enjoy his feed.
HIS MAIN FUN HAS BEEN FOOD,
he DECLARED.
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water and a slice OF bread; ~ there's
no real fun In that.
'One thing I was thankful They
thought they'd punish me by bidding
me to eat red meat. And they never
guessed that I don't like red meat, any
how.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-26

make good plans laid with will
goin right
,rng young fellows hand from the start
ought be workn like a clock.
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II HERS-Once again, but never
~ again. In auction plnochle the
count OF tho "round up and 100 trumps
a. 800. The three marriages cf outside
suits count sixty. The trumps marriage
v. The seauspSe-pf trumps lSo. Kings
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-06-21
Money! Value of Women.

II you are a married woman, and
were asked to tell just what you were
worth in hard cash to your husband,
what figure would you name? The
question is not a fanciful one by any
means, but has been a subject of ju-
dicial consideration.
. It was this way: The wife of an
Iowa farmer bought gallon of what
purported to be kerosene, but which
was afterward shown to be FL per
cent. gasoline. When the woman used
some of it to start q fire with the stuff
exploded, and she was burnt to death
and her three children were seriously
injured. The woman's husband sued
the dealers for damages, and the jury
awarded him $25 for the loss of his
wife and $299.71 per child on account
of injuries.
The defendants evidently thought
that a woman was not worth $25, for
they took an appeal from the verdict.
The learned court, however, declined
to look at it in that light, and the
judgment was afhrmed.-New York
Mail.
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SEA BIRDS
Laysan Island Group Guarded by
Government Patrols.
FEATHER HUNTERS CHECKED
Reports Of Expedition Sent to the
Reefs Have Just Been Published
Preservation Is Resort Of
About One Million Birds.
BY GEORGE CLINTON.

Washington.-Recently an expedi-
ton was sent to Laysan island In the
Pacific under the joint direction Of
the United States department Of agri.
culture and the University Of Iowa.
The duties of the members of the OK
petition were to make report on the
island and adjacent similar islands
and reefs as places of refuge and
nesting sites for tho millions of sea
birds that from time immemorial
have resorted there yearly to raise
their young or to rest while migrat-
ing.
Reports Of the work and the find.
lngs Of the expedition have just been
published by the government. One
report is by Prof. Homer R. Dill Of the
University of Iowa and the second is
by Prof. William A. Bryan of the Col.
lege of Hawaii, Honolulu.
Early in 1909, just before leaving
office, Theodore Roosevelt established
by executive order what is known as
the Hawaiian islands Of reservation,
as place of refuge and assured pro
lection for the seabirds Not long
after the order was issued, and before
the government had established 8
patrol of the island group. the chief
one of which is Laysan island, a party
Of feather hunters landed on the place
and killed more than 100000 birds
mostly albatrosses, for millinery pur
poses. The United States and lows
scientists found on Laysan island 6
large shed packed full of albatross
wings.
Thetle Will Protect Them.
Now the revenue cutter Thetis ha,
been ordered to patrol the coast of thu
island of Laysan and the adjacent
islands, and the captain has been told
to arrest anyone caught killing birds
or interfering with their nesting op
erations. Despite the awful slaugh
ter Of the seabirds by the feather
hunters, it is believed there are
enough birds left to restore the feath
cred flocks to something like theil
original numbers, provided protection
can be systematically enforced The
government recently has been very
much interested in the preservation
of bird life in all parts of its domain
During the Roosevelt and Taft admin
tstrations there have been set aside
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particular reservations on the Allan.
tic and Pacific coasts and In the Gull
Of Mexico, and there, under proper
government espionage, the illegal kill.
Ing Of seabirds has been stopped, and
the gulls, the terms, the ibises. the
spoonbills, the flamingos and the
other birds gradually are coming
back Into their own.
1t is estimated that on Laysan is.
land and the reefs adjoining it there
are at present about 100000 birds,
ranging in species from the little mil.
Ter bird, which Is of an interesting
habit of life, to the great man-of-war
bird, which follows ships for hundreds
of miles over the trackless waters of
the ocean.
Audubon Societies Help.
Lighthouse keepers, revenue cutter
officers and, in fact, all government
officials whose duties take them near
the haunts of the seabirds, have been
ordered to exercise due vigilance to
protect the lives of the beautiful crea-
lures which not only serve man by
adding attractiyeness to the ocean
wastes, but in the case of the seabirds
do good service as scavengers.
In addition to the care exercised by
the government to prevent the need.
less slaughter of the birds of the sea,
the Audubon societies Of the country
haev raised fund with which to pay
wardens for three months service
each year on some Of the islands of
the Atlantic and the Pacific in order
to keep plume hunters and egg hunt
ers away from the nesting places of
the herring gulls,, the kittawakes, the
Wilson terms, sometimes called sea
swallows, and the other birds which
give life to the seashore. OF course
the national governments guard for
the most part can be maintained only
on islands belonging to Uncle Sam or
on the lighthouse and other govern.
ment reservations. Most Of the
breeding places of the gulls which
are protected by the wardens EN-.
ployed by the Audubon societies be.
long to the different states. The birds
are under the protection of the state
laws and the plume hunters and egg
hunters are not half as chary about
violating state statutes as they are
those Of the United States. So 1t is
necessary to maintain the men on the
Islands with full power of arrest
given them by the state authorities
in order to keep the vandal hunters
out Of the birds sanctuaries.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-06-21
STOPPED THE CHILD's CRIES
Sudden Philanthropy Of Newsboy Put
an End to Walls Of tho
Youngster.

Nobody seemed to know what he
was crying about, but it must have
been something, for the youngster was
running the entire gamut Of infantile
shrieks. He was a tow-headed, lace
collared little chap of four or five,
down town on shopping tour with
his mother, a large, fashionably at
tired woman of the society type.
People along the street turned and
looked at the waiting youngster, but
It wasn't up to them to say anything
and they just let him cry. The mother
tried to hush him, but to no avail.
Whatever it was that he was so lach-
rymous and worked up over had him
right. Then strolled up a little news
boy-a lad probably nine or ten years
of age, but not much larger than the
five-year-old. The newsboy was Just
starting to eat banana when he
heard the shrill shrieks Of the smaller
kid. Whether as a joke or in a spirit
Of magnanimity he rushed up along
side of the astonished mother, placed
the banana in her sons hand and
says:
Here. DO. eat that an stop your
yellin'." =
And the unexpectednes Of the gift
did actually stop the noise and tears
IN about two seconds and half.
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How TO Become a Neurasthenlo.

How to Become q Neurasthenlo.
Eat no breakfast. Indulge in but
one meal daily: at any rate not more
than two. Eat no meat. Eat freak
cereals, vegetables, nuts and fruit.
Masticate every morsel 26S times
267 times won't do. Take cold bath
every morning.
Be massaged daily. Read the health
magazines daily. Read all the books
on how to gain self-control and on
psychotherapy. Concentrate the mind
upon the digestion and upon all arti-
cles Of diet. Upon every possible &C.
casion discuss your imaginary trou-
bles with your friends and coerce your
wife into catering to every dietetic
whim that you can formulate. Buy a
lot Of apparatus for indoor exercise
and roll a cannon ball around over
selected portions Of ones anatomy
Critic and Guide.
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er the middle OF the pavement in or
der to preserve the lady from jost-
ling of persons going in the opposite
direction in crowded street. When
it is the rule for every one to keep
to the right those who are on the
left of the two passing streams are
continually being bumped into. In
Germany the gentleman always keep
on the same side of the lady, no mat
ter which side Of the street they may
be on or which way they are going.
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Depending On.

An artist Of international fame re-
Gently had bright little Swedish girl
posing for him, and thinking to keep
her expression animated, he con-
versed with her while he worked.
"Do you go to school, Ragnhild?''
the great man inquired with affable
complacency.
"Oh yes" was the reply.
"And what are you going to be
when you grow up?'
Ranghild's face beamed.
III have sense" she answered,
II will be q school teacher. II l have
no sense. l viii paint picturss-like
you"
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when WALKING WITH LADIES
Nearly Every Country Has It's Own
Ideas az to Place Of Male
. Escort. ......

Almost every country has its own
fashions for men who walk with ladies
on the public streets. In America and
in England we walk on the side of the
lady that is nearer the street. Many
years ago when the streets were not
kept az clean az they are now, any
person walking on the outer edge of
the pavements was likely to get we'll
splashed with mud and rainwater, and
that Is why the gentlemen took that
side. 80 as to save tho ladies' fine
clothes.
In some countries Il II considered
better for the gentleman to keep near
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-06-21
A Long Excuse.

The magazine writer rolled in late
at night and found his better, half sit
ting up, awaiting his coming.
What have you got to offer this
timer" she demanded.
u can give you 1900 words story"
was the reply of the writer, whose an
sWer was dictated by force of habit
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sT Ga1nty OF Of HBf e1tSam; iss
We. E. J.. Swedback. President. and d. c.
Baer. Cashier. of the above named Bank
do solemnly swear that the above statement
Is true to the best of our knowledge and
belief. -
E. J. SWEDBACK. President.
81. G. BAER. Cashier.
subscribed and sworn to before me this 10th
day Of June, 1919.
LSeall ALBERT RHODA. Jr.
Notary Public.
My commission expires Oct. II. 1917.
OORRECT-Attest:
!. E. ]. sWEDBACK.
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X X X X Xxx X X X X X X x X X 4
x RAILROAD TIME CARDS. X
X X X X X X X X x X X X X X X 4
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-12-17
Inils a Innl Plot

When a shameful r'of exists bee
tween liver and bowels 20 cause dis
tress by refusing 90 a0f, take DR.
Kings New Life Pills and end such
abuse OF your system They gently
compel right action of stomach, liver
and bowels, and restore sour health
and all good feelings .- a: Anna
rillo Drug Store. Adv.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-12-17
Institute Visitors

Added interest to the Institute
proceedings today has been given by
announcement that T y Shelby
chief clerk IN the state Department
Of Education. viii be- on hand 10 Wis
u the Institute and deliver an adj
dress on some subject interestingly
in point
4. Caswell Ellis. professor iu
the Department OF Education Of the
University Of Texas IS expected Wed
nesday or Thursday. ana Nill Doc ask
cd 10 address the teachers
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-12-17
BYRD MAKES tDDlIE~S NJ
DALLAM COUNTY INSTITUTE

s NJ. Byrd. superintendent Of the
Amarillo city schools. visited IN
Dalhari yesterday for the purpose OF
addressing Tho Dallam County Teach
ers' institute on The work Of the
Conference FOR Education boo Texas.
rs a special rcproser's'.t' OF the
state organization
Mr.. Byrd. who returned last uight
from the Dallam capital stated that
the institute az that point Is marked
by genuine interest ialF teachers
are in Attendance On. q program o,
high worth Us haine carried oH' daily
We are giving useful present io
an the ladies who are patrons OF th'
Amarillo Steam Laundry II you are
not a patron send us Iu q trial bun
die and received present Xviii
cherkikkin. Phone - J7-tf'
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-09-09
lips softly TO nv cheek.

lips softly to my cheek.
"Oh. how glad am to hear you say
that! You believe in his bigness-in
his nobility, just as I do, don't you,
Philip, DEAR"
I'm sure he could never have been
guilty of anything dishonorable," de.
clared again. imprisoning her hands
But the next moment, hearing steps
again crossing the hall, reluctantly
released them.
For third time Louis stood in the
4 doorway. Now he upheld a small red
bound book, and his face was beam
ing
VOLTA, mademoise!le!" he exclaim
ed, dehghtedly. "Je viens do trou
want &c livre"
II Vas book OF addresses, and the
valet, nerYously turning the pages.
put his finger upon the name of Ho
ratio Addison. NJ. D., with the air OF
one who had discovered buried treas
ure. am inclined to think that We
were ourselves almost as demonstra
lively elated as he, for though We
could not be sure that this was Cam
erens correspondent, the odds Ger
tainly favored that conclusion; and
unless the physician had died or
moved away since the entry was made
we were now in possession Of his ad.
dress, which CHANGED to be an apart
ment house on Madison avenue, that
knew to be given over entirely to
doctors offices.
This time Evelyn assured Louis that
he was not merely good boy" but
an incompatible assistant. and the
richness of the reward came nigh tc
totally wreeking his composure. for
as he started to back from the room
| detected unmistakable tears glisten
ing on his lashes.
Louis, / checked him, with sud
den inspiration, apportez-nous le di
rectoire telephone. sil yous plat"
And when the book was brought the
fact that DR.. Addison's address hat
not been changed was promptly es
tablished. l was for calling him up
then and there, but Evelyn pointed tc
the clock and advised patience. Il
was already after midnight.
Tomorrow" she said. in her wise
fashion, you shall call on him, an(
learn, If possible, how Uncle Rober,
replied to that letter. There Is a diff
ference, you know, Philip. between be
ing in place and having some one
see you there. No ones eyes are in
'allible."