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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-07
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-07
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THOMPSON SAYS
DECEMBER 9TH
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Paris COPS
FLEE FROM
BIG SNAKES
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-07

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-07
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-12-07

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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
TEST ALL SEEDS BEFORE PLANNING THEM

1t won't be long now until farmers
begin to plant alfalfa-and wouldn't
they like to know whether it i pure?
Only one thing on earth will settle
that doubt, and that is to test he
seed-the best seed obtainable, so that
the labor of blowing and drilling may
no be wholly lost.
The testing can be done at home,
too. 1t takes only a simple apparatus.
consisting of two pieces of flannel or
of plotting paper about six inches
square between which are placed one
hundred seeds. The whole, placed be-
tween two plates, should be kept moist
but not "sOpping" wet, and the seeds
which have sprouted counted every
day. At the end of six days the total
number of sprouted seeds will repre-
sent fairly well the terminating pow
er Of the sample. Good alfalfa seed
should give a percentage of at least
80.
Besides the terminating power there
is another quality which must be con-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
HANDS BURNED LIKE FIRE

'I can truthfulIy say Cuticura Rem
edies have cured me of four long
years of eczema. About four years
ago I noticed some little pimpIes
coming on my little finger, and not
giving it any attention, it soon became
worse and spread all over my hands.
If would have them in water for
long time, they would burn like fire
and large cracks would come. 1 could
lay pin in them. After using all
the salves I could think of, 1 went to
three different doctors, but all did
me no good. The only relief got was
scratching.
$50 after hearing so much about the
wonderful Cuticura Remedies, 1 pur-
chased one complete set, and after
using them three days my hands were
much better. Today my hands are
entirely well, one set being all used"
(Signed) Miss Eta Narber, r. F. D. 2,
Spring Lake, Mich, Sept. 26, 1910.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold everywhere, a sample
Of each, with 32-page book, will be
mailed free on application to "Cutt-
cWa," Dept. L. Boston.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
NO WORDS WASTED
A Swift Transformation Briefly De-
scribed.

About food, the following brief but
emphatic letter from a Georgia wom-
an goes straight to the point and is
convincing.
My frequent attacks of Indigestion
and palpitation of the heart Gull
minated in a sudden and desperate i'll
ness. from which arose enfeebled in
mind and body. The doctor advised
me to live on cereals, but none of
them agreed with me until 1 tried
Grape-Nuts food and Postum
'"The more I used Of them the more
felt convinced that they were just
what 1 needed, and in a short time
they made a different woman of me.
Ny stomach and heart troubles disap-
peared as If by magic, and my mind
was restored and is as clear as it ever
was.
81 gained flesh and strength so rap
idly that my friends were astonished.
Postum and Grape-Nuts have benefited
me- SO greatly that am glad to bear
this testimony" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Greek, Mich.
There's reason" and it is explained
In the little book, 1.-THE Road to. Well
Vile" in Pkgs.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one aPpearE from time to time. The
are genuine, traes aaG fall o. hunEa-i
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stinctive or acquired, the degree at
tanned is not greater than the expert
ence of the individuallack of expert
ence, the failure to reason from cause
to effect because he sees neither,
makes the progress of sanitation and
the improvement of dairy products in
general, slow and difficult
That there is widespread disregard
for cleanliness in the production and
sale Of dairy products is evidenced
by the multiplicity of laws and ord =
nances devised to check or to control
the trouble. That such laws are but
imperfectly enforced, is plain to all
who have taken the pains to look into
the matter.
How can we reach the producers
problem? The enactment of a law
will not solve it. You might as well
by statute or regulation, decree that
after o'clock tomorrow morning all
the children in the school district
must talk Chinese. Is it any more
reasonable to demand that by law
after 9 o'clock tomorrow every dairy
man selling milk or other dairy pro-
duct in your town shall have com
piled with a set of regulations, the
meaning of which is entirely outside
of his experience? In too many cases
the meaning of such regulations $
just about as clear to the dairyman
as the Chinese language would be to
the children, and he would be just
as successful in carrying it into eff
feet.
Law of itself will not solve the
problem. The children could learn
the Chinese language if you give them
time enough and a good instructor
The dairyman can learn the language
of clean milk if you give him the
same advantages. The law must not
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
Younqster Meant Well, but 1t Was an
Embarrassing Moment for
the Teacher.

The pupils in Glass B loved their
teacherfi so they made it up among
themselves that when the visitors
came who had been announced for Fri
day afternoon thye would surprise ev-
erybody by getting up one at time.
and telling what they were willing to
do to prove their affection.
Alfred was hard put to it to deter
mine his mode Of knight errantry. He
liked teacher well enough to do al
most anything for her; the trouble
was there were so few things little
bow like him could do. At the last
recess before the visitors came chance
gave him an inspiration He heard
teacher tell another teacher that she
had lost her ticket for the Ring" 1t
came his turn to declare his devotion
to teacher, and he stood up and piped
out before them ali:
"T-t-teacher. If you'll just tell me
what shop you hooked the ring at.
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allow Dare You, sirI

possibly be avoided. Miss Blythe had
never thought of hers. She went slid
ing and slipping, and just as a young
man was passing her down she came
like a ripe apple. It was a kerchug of
drop. It was drop on ice, and her
hat was bounced off, She also felt
hooks and eyes give way. But it was
a graceful fall. She didn't claw the
air nor scramble nor turn a hand
spring. 1t was a nice graceful fall,
one that caused the young man who
helped her up to say:
Il don't believe that one woman in a
thousand can beat it,"
How dare you, sir!" was Kissed at
him.
But you didn't want to sit there all
the afternoon. did you?"
Yes, there was the light-haired, blue
eyed young man!
Yes, there was the girl with the
gold-flled teeth!
The astrologist had hit the mark
right in the center, and no precious
time had been wasted.
Mr.. Fred picked up Miss Blyth's hat
and handed it to her. Had he known
how he would have pinned it on her
head
ST don't thank you, sir!"
"Oh, there's no need"
And thus they met and thus they
parted. The astrologist had said that
she would be dreadfully embarrassed
Hadn't she been? The woman of the
stars had said that the girl would al
most hate the blue-eyed man at first
sight. Gee, but didn't she want to claw
his smiling face! To most young ladies
it is utterly impossible to get up from
fall and walk away with proper dig
nifty, but Miss Blythe made a very
good attempt
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13

sidered in judging a sample. Does it
contain a large number of brown
seeds? If so, it would be safer not to
use it. The brown seeds may sprout
in the apparatus just as described, but
fail entirely TO make plants when put
in the ground out of doors. Tests at
various experiment stations have
shown this to be true.
Many farmers SOW screenings, or
seed which is little better than screen
ings, and try TO make up for lack of
quality by doubling the quantity. This
may do well enough where land is
cheap, but there is too much danger
anywhere in the state of getting & poor
stand and of sowing the land to weeds.
If alfalfa seed or seed of any other
kind of field crops is found to con-
tain weed seeds II should be sent to
the Kansas Agricultural College to be
examined. If desired, termination
tests will also be made, but this can
be done just as well at home by the
man who expects TO use the seed.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
In a Bad Way.

Stranger Tin train)-A man in your
business can't get home very often. 1
presume?
Commercial-Home? I should say
not Why, sir, get home so seldom
that I can't remember half the time
where live. Have to telegraph to
the firm to send me my address!
Stranger-You don't say so!
Commercial-That's true. Why, one
time was away so long that 1 forgot
I'd ever been married and 1 took
such a fancy to pretty woman met
in a strange town that eloped with
her
Stranger-My! Ny!
Commentaries it would have
been a terrible thing; but when I call
ed on the firm during my honeymoon
and introduced her the old man told
me she was my wife before.-London
Tit-Bits
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Miss Blythe HaIpin should have had
more sense than to go to an astrolo-
gist in the first place and hand out a
dollar in her hand, and in the next
place she should have known better
than to believe what the woman told
her the stars were going to dish out
for her benefit
you are going to be dreadfully en-
barrassed!"
You are going to meet a light-hair-
ed man with blue eyes
You won't like him at first, but
later Oh you will marry him."
You will be very happy"
"The blue-eyed man is almost in
love with another girl, but he will
turn to you"
''The stars cannot lie. They always
tell the truth. Next
Fred Ward handed out his dollar
half an hour later and was told:
You think you are in love with a
girl with a turn-up nose, but it is only
a passing fancy"
you will meet and love a girl with
gold-flled front teeth
''She will almost hate you at first
sight, but do not be discouraged.
You will live In Vine-clad cottage
after marriage"
But what's the matter with a two
story and BASEMENT" asked Fred as
his hand was dropped.
do not presume to dictate to the
stars in their courses!" was the reply.
But aren't they going to have my
lottery ticket hit the capital prize?'
THE stars have spoken, sir"
might little speaking for a dollar.
I'd talk half an hour for half the cash.
However, I'll go out and find the girl
I'm to be almost hated by"
And he found her. 1t was an icy
winters day. Miss Blythe had come
out to do bit of shopping and call on
the astrologist. Every shoe store car
ries a stock of ladies' rubbers, and
every lady buys a pair or two and lays
them away in camphor balls. At least.
they never wear them when it can
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13

THE ABSTRACT conception OF
cieanness is largely relative a
woman had called a physician
TO attend her sick child and was
asked if she had a bath tub in the
house, exclaimed: Yes, but thank
the Lord we have never nad TO use
It'll" certainly had a different idea Of
the term "clean" than has the person
who deems his morning bath as es-
sential as his breakfast.
There are those who are instructive
~ clean and there are others who,
having no such inherent qualities, have
to be taught what uncleanness is.
Whether the idea of cleanness is in
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13

must be taught what dirt is and The
nature of the trouble that comes from
the careless handling that Will allow
dirt TO be mixed with the milk, and
that such carelessness is a violation
of common decency.
The dairyman of today must be
brought to an understanding of the
purpose of the law and must be taught
the principles underlying all sanitary
regulations. He must be taught to
apply these principles. He will not
then defeat the purpose of the law
through unconscious ignorance on his
part. Let those who make the laws
appreciate this fact and they viii
provide amply for the enforcement by
education rather than by the power
of the police
Let agricultural colleges, our bust
ness organizations, our farmers orga-
nizations, and our civic improvement
societies take this matter up and work
to the common end OF securing pure
food products because the people who
make such products feel instinctiEeIy
that anything else would be a viola
ton on their part of the civil and
moral code and of the ethics of good
citizenship.
I have less and less sympathy with
the argument that If the dairyman is
to produce good, pure products, he
must be paid something extra for
them. That may be a necessary start
ing point. but the whole way will
never be travelled until the dairymen
produca good products because they
feel that they would be lowering them
selves in the estimation Of their fell
lowmen if they offered their neighbors
anything less than pure, clean, whole
some products, and thus sacrificing
something within themselves that no
money could buy.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
Made the Institute Interesting.

Made the Institute interesting.
A horse show in connection with the
farmers institute recently held at
Clearwater, Kansas, proved exception
ally interesting. Prizes amounting to
$500 were contributed by merchants
and stallion owners Twelve stations,
so colts and 20 mules were shown.
Five hundred persons attended the in
stitute and more than that number
were present at he horse show. g. S
Hine, siIo expert, and Dr.. E. F. Kubin,
of the veterinary department of the
Kansas Agricultural College, were
there. After the institute meeting
there we're several very interesting
talks on silos and livestock DR.. Ku-
bin gave a judging demonstration in
the street before the hall In this de-
monstratiOn he showed the bone IN
soundness in the many animals sub
mitted, and explained the causes there
for. Mr.. Hine has promised to go to
Clearwater next summer and assist in
the building of five concrete silOs.
More siIos viii be built next summer.
he says, than at any other period.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
keepIno out the Wind.

Willie was a smart boy, and ambi-
tious His first job was a post in q
local bank
well, Willie" asked his uncle one
day; how are you getting on IN bust
ness? 1 suppose you will soon be
manager?"
Yes. uncle" Willie replied; I'm
already draught clerk"
"a draught clerk. Good boy; and
what are your duties?"
81 open and shut the windows &C
cording to orders" said Willie, "and
close the doors after people that
leave 'em open-"-Ideas.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
This for Your Poultr.

The college of agriculture. Ohio
State University, is recommending a
lice powder which, it is said, poultry
men viii find effective in Kidding their
fowls of parasites. Directions for
making the powder are: Put 21z
pounds Of plaster Of Paris into a pan.
Then mix q pint gasoline and Il pint
cresol- Stir the plaster of Paris while
adding the liquid. When ready the
mixture should be rather crumbly.
After drying it should be sifted. when
it will be ready TO use.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13
DEAN WEBSTER OF STATE AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE SPEAKS FOR SANITARY MILK
The Kansas Educator Believes the Problem of Clean Dairy Products Can
Only be Solved by Educating the Child Home and
the School in the Underlying Principles
of Sanitation.
by E. H. Webster, Dean of Agriculture. K A. cI

only provide the edict, but must pro
vide the means of training and the
instructor, or compliance with its pro-
visions is, to a large extent, impos-
sible
The problem before the people is
greater than the passing OF corrective
laws; it is a problem Of education
education that must begin with the
child in the home and in the school,
an education that will teach the COM
ing generation the underlying princi-
pies regarding sanitation The child
must be taught more than the fact
that dirt in milk is considered a yio-
lation of a city or state law. He
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PERPETUAL Worth.

why was it you never married
again, Aunt SaIIie?'' inquired Mrs
McCIane of an old colored woman in
West Virginia
deed, Miss Ellie" replied the old
woman earnestly, dat datd n1gger's
wuth noah to me dan a live one.
gifts a pension ''-Lippincott
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Spendthrift.

Uncle Ezra-Do you think the
money young Eph Hoskins made
down in New York will last him long?
Uncle Eben-You bet it won't! He's
going at an awful pace. l was down
in the general store last night, and
young Eph was writing 800 checks
and lighting his cigars with them
Puck
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13

The Baltimore bachelor who has TAX
en- out an insurance policy against
marriage may be in danger OF a heap
year proposal. and then again, he may
be merely throwing bouquets at him
self
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-04-13

A simple remedy for worms in hogs
is mixture Of wood ashes, salt, and
air-slacked lime, mixed about equal
parts. 1t won't do the hogs an injury
if allowed to eat all they wish. This
mixture will help also to tone the
system.
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An Idle Speculation.

There goes Biners on his new mo-
torcycIe. He hasn't had it but a few
days"
He must be travelling 40 miles an
hour
Yves. 1 wonder If he's going so fast
because he doesn't know how to stop
the thing, or whether he has already
become an expert speeder?"
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There will come a time" says
prominent physician. when all dis
ease will be wiped out" And then
our sewing circles will be forced to
ind a new topic of conversation.
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a Brooklyn woman shot her hus-
band because he asked her to sew
button on his shirt We shudder to
think of poor friend husbands fate
if he had asked friend wife to darn
his socks