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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08

Madam" began the man respect.
fully, II am very hungry. Could you
give me bit of something's
II will call the dog" the woman re.
piled.
81 am hungry enough to eat the dog
the man said, "but I'd rather have
something else"
And. woman-like, she went inside
and banged the door. - Buffalo Elk.
press.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
Man..

What piece of work is man-how
noble in reason, how infinite in fac
ulty, in form and movement how ex-
press and admirable, in action how
like an angel, in apprehension how
like god, the beauty Of the world,
the paragon of animals!- Shakespeare.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
Tho Quarrel Discreet.

"Why do you employ such elaborate
,ircumlocution when you tell man
that you doubt his veracityf'
II find 1t better to use the longest
words possible. II can compel man
to consult the dictionary to ascertain
Just what mean both our tempers get
a chance to cool."--Washington Star.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
Brief Manual of TRAINING,

A high school freshman wrote to a
juvenile publication. earnestly inquir
ing what he should do to win a coming
event in school hthletics-the 100 yard
dash.
Run little faster than the other
fellows" wrote the editor in reply
Youths Companion.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
& Pap,IIar Girl

eyes; she has promised to be mine
some day"
But when?'
"She can't exactly say as yet. Seems
she will first have to break off four or
five other engagements."-W Washington
Herald.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
Green Cut Bone and Me-,
THE COLD wrATHrE PourIl.

rows have a natural craving fr..
nal food especially ~h-a t--
Is cold. All kinds Of gram, .....
but to produce lots Il -ggs.an ,..
ration OF green cut bose a.l -.
absolr;-ly essential. Tm- r.
he obtained Of Carroll ) p. Dr..
Park Vt. tie will ship a-.r ....,-,
to any address on r-csiJ' OFF s.--
at this price paw the fr-ig0s ...
road station in New E,....
Middle States. MONEY Co... ....
his risk 10y registered letter. .......
ey order, check or exprp.- ru......-.
When writing HIM mention r.....
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
The Trial Heat.

Ethel tengaged weekl-George and
I have never had a quarrel. Maud
oh. think you ought to have one be-
fore you are married. Otherwise you
can't be quite sure whether you are
going to have your own way or mott
Exchange.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08

Jones-What have you got that string
around your finger for? Brown My
wife put II on so that would remem
Der something. forgot what it was.
I'm keeping it on now to remind me
to ask her what 1t was when | get
home this evening.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
His Status at Homo

"Your father seems to be an impor-
tant member Of the community"
"Guess you've only seen him outside
OF home. Ma doesn't think he's such
much. Detroit Free Press.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
No Chance.

'Mrs. Browns husband tells his wife
everything"
Maybe she makes 1t easy for him.
You won't give me a chance to get a
word in edgewise Detroit Free Press.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08

Miss Gusnington-Love is like a kit
ten. 1t is born blind. Mr. Blunt
Yes, but 1t only takes a kitten nine
days to get its eyes opened.
phia Record.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08
Will Grow.

Mabel-That story you told about
Alice isn't worth repeating. Katie
It's young yet; give 1t time.-Boston
Transcript.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08

Booth-What is the difference be-
tween charity and philanthropy? RUDE
Charity doesn't hire a press agent
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08

Husband-You look badly today. my
love. Is II that you are Ill? Wife-No,
John it's this last years hat I'm wear
lng.-Harper's Bazaar.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08

To accept good advice is to increase
ones own ability.-Goethe.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-03-08

Men. like cattle, follow him who
leads.-BYron.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22

25. All track events are divided into
"A" and "B" divisions. "A" division
includes all high school students. "B'
division includes all pupils in the
grammar grades.
The county spelling contest will
take place at the Woodburn high
school at 10 o'clock, May 25. All pu-
pills are eligible to enter this contest
who have secured a grade of 95 per
cent or over in the previous contests.
Indications are that a large number
Of the schools of the county will be
represented in the athletic and spell,
ing contests.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22

on his own motion, il there was no OBJ
lection. He finally decided to have a
thirteenth juror, and talesmen were
borrowed from other departments Of
the superior court, so that the case
might proceed at once
The first talesman examined for the
position Of alternate juror was John
Weldon, a member Of the car men s
union now out on strike. He declared
on cross-examination that he still be-
lieved the McNamaras are innocent,
Notwithstanding the fact that they
pleaded guilty.
AT noon court took a recess until ?
O'Clock, and when the work of select
ing the alternate juror will be resumed
District Attorney Fredericks stated
that he will make statement Of the
prosecutions case to the jury before
the first witness is placed on the
stand.
When court reconvened Earl Rog-
ers, chief counsel for the defense, an
nounced that Horace Appel, Los
Angeles criminal attorney of many
years. experience, would be associated
with the defense, taking the place Of
Judge Cyrus S. McNutt, who is i'll.
The district attorney asked permis-
sion of the court to examine all Of the
jurors as to their acquaintanceship
with Appel. This was granted,
Hall of Justice, Las Angeles, Cal,
May 22,-The Darrow jury was com
pleted at 11;1O a. m. today
John L. Dingman was the twelfth
juror chosen. He is rancher from
Monrovia, Cal.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22
Just Try a lO-Cent
Box Of CaScarets
Tnsures you for months against Sick
Headache, Billousness, Oonstipa.
ton or q Bad Stomach.

Put aside-just once-the Salts,
Cathartic Pills, Castor Oils or purga-
tive waters which merely force a
passageway through the bowels, but
do not thoroughly cleanse freshen
and purify these drainage or alimen-
tary organs, and have no effect what
ever upon the liver and stomach
Keep your inside organs pure and
fresh with Cascarets, which
thoroughly cleanse the stomach, re-
move the undigested, sour and fer
menting food and foul gases, take
the excess bile from the liver and
carry out Of the system all the de-
composed waste matter and poisons
In the intestlnes and bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep--never grippe, slcken
and cost only 10 cents a box from
your druggist Millions OF men and
women take a Cascaret now and then
and never have headache, biliousness
coated tongue, indigestion, snur stom
ach or constipared bowels Cascarets
belong in every household. Children
Just love to take chem
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22
LARGE FARMS

We have all kinds OF large farms
and can show you the best william
ette Valley lands at prices that are
right.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22

Saturday afternoon, May 25. The
main factor of Ahe meet will be the
baseball game for the championship of
Marion county. The Woodburn team
now holds the silver cup, and this
team will meet the susccessful team
from the south end of the county next
Saturday, and endeavor to win the cup
again.
The track events are as follows. 90
yard dash, 1OO-yard dash, 75-yard hur-
die race, 22O-yard run, 44O-yard run,
running broad jump, running high
jump, pole vault and shot put,
Contestants in the field events may
enter any time before 12 o'clock, May
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22

chivalry took place at 2 o'clock, fol-
lowed by regular session at 8 and II
reception in the opera house at
o'clock. All Rebekah meeting will be
held in Masonic hail.
The grand lodge meets Wednesday
and Thursday, and will elect grand Of
ficers for the ensuing year and choose
representatives to the sovereign grand
lodge.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22
CITY PROPERTY

No. 1853. Six room new house and
corner lot. All assessments paid and
walks in. Price, S975.
No. 14t. Five rom new house and
lot in good location in South Salem.
As this must be sold at once, tho
price is only $3.50
No, 1877. Almost a block OF prop.
erty on s. 18th street in Mornlngslde
Addition, where the new carllne is to
be extended. Six room good house,
harm chicken house; 80 bearing fruit
trees Of all varieties. This place Is a
snap at $4,000. $1,000 down will han
die II.
Better buy a lot at Agate Beach.
New hotel will open July 4th. Auto
service to Newport
AT FALLS CITY
25 acres, less than Y mile from
Falls City. Eight room good house
and large barn. Cement fruit cellar.
Spring water piped to all buildings
and barhyard. Is acres in c0ltlya-
tion. Balance good timber. 200 bear
ing fruit trees. Lots OF berries All
finest kind Of deep black land lying
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22

JURY is
SECURED
THE TWELVE MEN WHO ARE TO
TRY CHICAGO CRIMINAL LAW.
YER, WELL KNOWN IN OREGON,
ON THE CHARGE OF BRIBERY
The barrow Jury.

+++ -
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22

= The barrow Jury. =
+ W. r. Williams, orange grow =
= er, Monrovia. =
~ l.. T. hammers, rancher, Clear =
= water. 4
= &. X. Pierce, rancher, Azusa. =
= A. J. Snyder, rancher, San =
= Gabriel =
= o. S. Coppock, cement con- =
= tractor, Whittier. 4
= Edgar A. Moore, orange grow =
= er, Duarte, =
= p. c. Paul-Ritter, real estate, =
= Los Angeles. :
= L. A. Leayitt rancher, Ell '
' Monte. =
= F. E, Golding, lumber dealer, =
+ Los Angeles. =
= Q, NJ Dunbar, landlord, Los =
= Angeles. =
= Eliza B. Letter, carpenter, Los =
= Angeles. =
= John L. Dingman, transfer =
= man and rancher Monrovia. =
= + = = + = = = y = = = =
The jury which Will try Clarence
Darrow on the charge Of jury bribery
in the Mcnamara case is complete
The twelfth man was secured at 11:1C
o'clock this morning.
All but four Of the iurors come from
outside Of Los Angeles. Six are ranch
ers, one cement contractor, one a
real estate man, one a landlord, one
a carpenter and one a transfer man
The defense used eight peremptory
challenges in the selection Of the jury
and the prosecution three, leaving two
for each side when the Jury was final
ly accepted
! After the last man had been sworn
a recess was ordered, and when court
opened Earl Rogers, Darrow's attor-
ney, suggested that an alternate juror
be selected. Judge Hutton stated he
had thought Of making such an order
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22
PRIME LAND

No. 147 SO acres near Rosedale on
rock road. Nice laying gentle slope
and situated Just right for h fine or
chard site. At present II ia all In
grain except Is acres of good fuel
timber. Price with the crop IS only
800 per acre.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22
REAL ESTATE BULLETIN

Just right for perfect cultivation.
This is beautiful little country
home farm, near a good live little
city for only $4,000.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22
MARION
COUNTY
ATHLETICS

The fourth annual field meet, con-
Quoted by the Marion County Athletic
association, will be held in woodburn
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-05-22

We have a little six acre place
right in Falls city that is Just right
for a chicken ranch or gardening
proposition, AZ acres uro now in
cultivation in garden and fruit.
Present owner Is raising chickens
with large market for all he can pro-
duce. Small house with good chick
on houses and other outbulldlngs.
Price, s25OO.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05

FOR RENT-Two resident rooms
and barn Fowler
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05

vide for the demand is unwarranted.
Such information does not add one
bushel of grain or one pound of cotton
to the worlds supply but it does give
the gambler a chance to sell. many
times over, the growing crops before
they are harvested, all at the expense
of the producer and consumer As long
as the present method remains in
force the farmer may toll to produce
and the consumer may toll TO procure
the wherewith to obtain the neces-
saries of life but the speculator, who
neither tolls or spins, will reap the
profit.
/ favor the initiative and referen-
dunn and recall. Our government will
be in no danger when the people are
entrusted with a voice in all public
affairs. They are the highest and
safest tribunal-the court of last re-
sort and should have greater oppor-
tunity to be heard on all questions of
state and nation.
l favor closing up the affairs of the
Five Civilized Tribes of Indians and
disposing of all surplus lands to actual
settlers.
J. Y. CALLAHAN.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05
The clew to Roosevelt.
Vinita. Jnne 2S. 19l.

Vinita, June %, 1912.
To the Editor of the Chieftain
Theodore" has done IT, He was
bound to be nominated Any old Kind
Of nomination would do, if better
could not be had. And from this tire
on, until he is forgotten-which wont
be until some tine after he is dead
controversy viii rage about him moro
iercely than ever before To William
B Mckinley he is demon. To Fran
cis ] Heney he is demigod.
Which reminds one of the Irishman
who was asked whether the new arri-
val at his house was boy or girl.
"Nayther." said Pat, its twins. :
Roosevelt is neither a demon nor a
demigod. He is simply a big man,
with big idea, aud the worst case Of
big head that ever butted into the
Donnybrook Fair OF American politics
To call Roosevelt a socialist is either
TO expose your ignorance or make a
good joke His hatred of socialism IS
one Of the leading clues to his career.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05

Bryan in explaining his switch from
Clark to Wilson on the fourteenth bal.
lot declared the vote of New York
represented the wishes of one man.
Charles F. Murphy who represented
the same interest that sought to doml-
nate the Chicago convention Cover
nor McCongle, of West Virginia. asked,
IF the nomination of a democratic
candidate is made with the state %
New York, will you then support the
eandidate?''
Bryan said it was different thing
to oppose a man in the convention and
oppose him after the convention. The
delegates shouted. Are you demo
crat?" IF that man viii give you his
name | will record 1t beside those oi
Morgan Belmont and Ryan. | expect
to support the nominee of this conve'a
tion, said Bryan. Il don't expect any
man to be nominated here who would
permit a partnership between Morgan
Ryan, Belmont and himself"
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05
THE AGONY
WILL SOON
Be OVER

"Will you give your own private
views in regard to the one presidential
term idea?' Bryan was asked today.
Il can only say that beginning about
eighteen years ago, when tried to Sc
cure an amendment to the constitu-
tion ! have been an advocate of the
single term idea, and in three DIM
paigns | announced that | would not
If elected. be candidate for re-elec-
tion.'
And you have always been willing
to accept one term?"
Il would not want to put it that way
There are times when | would"
And are you still willing?"
1--WE have not reached the point
where that question is a pertinent one
and | have not known a newspaper
man who would be presumptious
enough to ask it.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05
TULSA TO HAVE LIBRARY.
Seven Years of Effort to Be Rewarded
With Carnegie Bequest.

Tulsa. Okla. June 2S-After seven
years Of effort, Tulsa at last viii have
Ia public library In order to comply
with promised bequest from Andrew
Carnegie, the city commission has ap,
propriated 81 200 to set the library
project in motion and will support the
institution adequately A council OF
women have called meeting July ?
to complete plans for securing the
library. Mr.. Carnegie's gift will be at
least $40, 900 it was reported
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05
d PhlllppInes.

in Philippines.
Welcomes Arizona and New Mexico
TO sisterhood of states
Demands for Alaska full enjoyment
OF rights and privileges Of territorial
form Of government.
Refers TO Russian treaty and re-
news pledge to preserve sacred rights
to American citizenship at home and
abroad"
Favors parcels post and extension Of
rural delivery.
Favors such encouragement as can
be properly given Panama canal ex-
position.
Commends to the states adoption OF
law making it offense to discriminate
against the uniform of the United
States.
Renews declaration of last platform
regarding generous pension policy
Refers to the rule of the people and
says. THE democratic party offers
itself to the country as an agency
through which the complete overthrow
and extirpation of corruption, fraud
and machine rule in American politics
can be effected
The conclusion of the platform says
Our platform is one of principles
which we believe to be essential to
our national welfare" and invites co
operation of all citizens who believe in
maintaining unimpaired the institu.
tions and traditions of our country.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05


than hog knows about art. II he did.
he never could class Eugene v Debs
and Emma Goldman together. But lns
instincts warn him that socialism IS
big thing. And he sees that political
corruption and plutoeratic tyranny are
making socialists faster than Judge
Hanford can disfranchise or San Diego
mobs murder them. Hence he wants
honest government. and wants en-
ployers to be generous and fair in their
treatment of their employes-not be-
cause he is a socialist. but BECAUSE
HE ISN'T!
Just here is the difference between
Roosevelt and I.aFollette. LaFoIlette
wants the people given power to make
the capitalists and the railroads be-
have. Roosevelt wants the people to
elect him to make them behave La
Toilette believes in democracy. Roose-
velt's faith is in a beneficient and con-
scientious autocracy-with himself as
the autoerat
Roosevelt believes in millionaires.
Believes in trusts. Believes in rail-
road mergers. Believes in protective
tariff. Believes in everything that is
usually classified as special priv
ilege" But he believes that these
privileges must be exercised cautious
ly and conseryatiyely, or they will
perish in a riot of mob rule. And he
believes that if he is elected, he can
persuade the big interests" with an
occasional use of the big stick that for
their own safety they must be good.
For by birth and training he belongs
to their crowd The Rough Riders and
the revolutionist are only poses. In
reality he IS the best friend of the
millionaire aad the trust magnate, just
simply because he won't let them do
what they please regardless of conse-
quences. A few of them, like Perkins,
see this, and follow Roosevelt on that
account.
But when Roosevelt gets on the job
he falls down. His real alliance and
sympathies being with the "big in-
terest," he is too easily persuaded by
them that proposed remedies are lex
treme" and impractical" He COM
promises too easily. He gives up too
much for too little He is too easily
over-reached by his capitalistic friends.
A few times in his history, he has with
stood them to their faces. Generally
he has been putty in their hands. Read
Senator LaFolette's account of the
fate of his conservation BILL in the
June American Magazine, and all the
time he is sincere He believes he is
making progress against the conditions
which have created the socialist party
in America. But in every trade that
Roosevelt has made with the masters
of capital" they have gained more than
they have surrendered.
Roosevelt reminds me of the remark
Bismark once made about Disraeli:
"a lath painted to look like iron" He
makes a big noise about the rights OF
the people But at heart he is as
much concerned for the interests of
property as Aldrioh or Murray Crane.
He is fond of quoting Lincoln-here
is quotation from the martyr presi-
dent which l commend to Theodores
admirers. you can fool all of the
people part of the time, and part of the
people all the time, but you can't fool
all the people all the time"
PLAIN CITIZEN.
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05

Baltimore, June pa sensational
break in the New York delegation gave
that states 80 votes to Champ Clark
on the tenth ballot in the democratic
national convention this morning car
ried the speaker to total of $50 out of
the .0SS delegates, but still left him
170 votes short of the two-thirds vote
necessary to a choice The balloting
was continuing at an early hour this
morning, with the Clark forces out
wardly confident and the Wilson man
ayers doggedly claiming that the final
break would come to the New Jer-
.sey governor.
The Clark managers jubilantly claim
ed that every democratic candidate
whoever reached a majority in the
convention always succeeded in event
ually getting the required two-thirds.
The Indiana delegation at caucus
early today decided to stick by Gov
ernor Marshall to the end unless a
strong sentiment developed for Sena-
tor Kern in which case the Indiana
vote will be changed.
Il think we will nominate Wilson
today" said Senator Martin of New
Jersey. 1--WE have heard encouraging
news. Senator O'Gorman said to me,
we expect developments today that
will be very pleasing TO you
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05

Senator VIM ] Stone, OF Missouri,
sent to Harmon, Marshall, Wilson and
Underwood, the following telegram;
The majority of the national con.
vention has voted for the candidacy
Of Clark. No one questions his fitness
and loyalty to democracy. And as for
seventy years practice has established
the giving of the nomination to the
candidate who receives the majority,
we ask you in the interest of the party
and in vindication of the democratic
principle of majority rule, to assist in
making his nomination unanimous by
announcing the withdrawal of your
candidacy"
The weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Craig County, Okla.) 1905-1913, 1912-07-05
THE GOVERNMENT
OUT OF FUNDS

Muskogee, Okla, June 29.-The In
dian agency. postofFice and all other
departments of the government for the
transaction of federal business must
continue in direct violation of law and
officials are liable to fine and imprison-
ment unless steps are taken imme
diately to provide funds for the next
fiscal year beginning July l.
Congress is to meet today instead
of July l to consider the appropria-
tions. 1t is supposed that a resolution
will be made to continue all appropria-
tions instead of passing on each sepa-
rate bill. Should something interfere,
here would arise the most unusual
situation with which government Off
cials have to contend
Indian Agency to Close Unless Con-
gress Passes Appropriation
Today.
1t is unlawful for any official to ere
ate deficiency or to accept the serv-
ices of anyone gratuitously One of
these laws must be violated to some
extent in the failure of congress to
pass appropriation bills, since govern
ment business cannot come to stand
still. The Union Indian agency is go
ing slow in risking violation of law
and if appropriations are not made
today or tomorrow, the government
employees will go on a vacation begin
ming July L..