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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-03

CyiiCAGO-Close: Cattle. receipts
1000 heaG. market slow. Reeves.
81 SoGS -: Texas steers. 81 son
81. western Steers. 81 soar 10:
stockers and feeders. 80 S5G6 90.
COWS and he;fers. s. 2OG6 -. calves.
SIS OOdS % Hogs. receipts $1,000
head. market generally 1oc higher.
Light. s. sac -. mixed. s. sOn
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-03

active Mheennk stoezs are eorrsetes
dafiy fer the Insesnxencer ~ Eovaee
HAxiett q Son. local erozsss:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-03

WHEELING. ". Va. Fob. J. -.
Tire following quotations On tao more
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-03
LIVE STOCK.
Uuoa Bsosk Naras.

WHEELING. W. Va. Feb. :. II:
CATTLE
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-02-03
Loc.s Ear ana Company.
LIZ. STOCK com.r,.s,o. CO.

irssh cows. per head. 20 w q 20 VI
Market-Steady.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-23
Ell JOR0B ADO

porciona Los medios para adluj-
rirlo le importaban POGO Lo "eci-
bia de todas las manos y esperaba
ser un gran senor cuando fuera vie
jo.
Peyrolles era el Dubois de Coma
ga. Ell Dubois del Regente guerra
ser cardenal Desconocemos la am
bici6n particular del discreto con
tidente de Gonzaga, pero Peyroles
parece que solo queria ser "mon,e-
nor Million.
Gendry fut a rcferirlc el resultado
de 81 expedition lie cout6 guc
Oriol y Montaubert Sc llevaron has
ia la orilla del Scna el cadaver. Gou-
de 10 arrojaron al aqua
Peyrolles CANADA siemprc la MI
tad del sueldo de los tunantes que
empleaba su amo Pag6 a Gen9iy
y lc dijo que por entonces NADIA tc-
MIA que encargarIc Gcndry antee de-
irse, lie dijo:
Los hombres aprovechablcs pa
ra nuestros negocios van escasean-
do. En- el jardiu de esta casa tcndis
nm hombre utilisimo para cualq1ier
golpe de mano.
ri Como Sc llama
Ballena, Y es fuerte como un to-
70
-Contr6tale respondi6 Peyro.
lies, -por 81 pudiera sernos dtil. pc
70 creo que han conclude las violen.
cias.
Gendry baj6 al jardin. donde Be
llena, en- el ejercicio de sus fnncio.
nes, trataba de contrarrestar la ere.
ciente fama de su dichoso comppti.
dor Esopo II.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-23
QUINTA PARTE
Ell CoNTRATo DE MATRIMONIo

sualidad, parece veces un sarcas-
mo. ;Qui6n sabe 81 nuestra actual
Bolsa no seryira alg6n dia de en-
plazamlento para M temple de la
Candidcz' Todo es possible,
FL palacio. deSde el amanecer sra
I'M manicomio Los comercianteS Sc
agitaban iban de IN lado para
otro como atacados de vertigo; ven
dian compraban mentian, rObdn-
dose reciprocamente con descaro
inaudito
Las ventanas Gle la Princesa cs-
taban cerradas Las del Principe
solo tenlan sus cOrtinas bordadas de
oro. Todos los habitantes del pala-
clio dormian excepto Peyrolles la
bia contado sus enormes ganancias
al Juego y las junt6 al contenido de
un cofrecidro de cedro que guar
daba cuidadosamente. Era rico
avaro, mejor dicho, avido pues 81
amaba ell dinero con passion era por
los placeres y comodidades que pro.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-23

Pcyrolles So levanto u. au.
car >u amo Cuaudo .utro - y
aposeuto del Principe ,lo con ,ur
presa que otros Sc T. habiau adclsu
tado FL Principe de Gouzaga. cu
efecto daba audiencia uuestros
dos amigos Cocardassc PassepoiI
Los dos. pcsar de- tan tcmpraua ho
ra estaban compucstos y habian da
do ana yuelta por Ia repovtcria
Dondc estuvistcis daranto 4.
fiesta periIlane~ los preg1nf6 po,
ROLES
Pa~>epoiI ST. eucogid do homoros
Cocardasso le volvi6 d espalda
-Scrviros Mouscuor. &. una di.
cha para nosotros -diio Coeardasse
al Principe tan graudc. como pe
ma nos causa tcuer que tratar con
vucSto mtcndcntc .vcrdad amigo
mio
lIi amigo ha Icido IA m cora
z6n contcst6 Passcpoil
Me habtis comprcudldo PIE
gunto Gouzaga, cuvo rosfro reHem
ba ANA gran fahga rs precise oue
os intormtis esta misma manaps
Iraedme noticiaS ciertas. priebas
paipabIes. Quiero sabcr 81 ba nucr
TO o yive
Cocardasse Y Passepoil. dcspues a.
saludar con la gracia que les cra pro
pla, pasaron provocatiyos ante Per.
ROLES y saheron de Ia c6maru.
- Me permits Monsenor tre.
gtnto quien quereis saber 81 est6 "
Vo o muerto' = dijo Peyroles oue
estaba liyido.
-Lagardere-- contest6 q Princi.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-23
Otra vez la Casa de Orc.

En- el palacio de Gonzaga habian
trabajadO toda la noche Las ten
decillas estaban cOncluidas. Desde
pOr la manana, los cOmerciantes que
las adquirierOn en- la subasta, to-
maron possession de sus cuatro pies
cuadrados y levaron los enseres in
dispensables para el ejercicio de su
industria. En- ell gran salon haDia
un olor fortisimo a MADEIRA nucva,
y la installation del jardfn era com
pleta. NADIA Sc veia en- 6l de la anti
qua magnifcencia. Solo quedaban
algunos arboles que parecian aver
gonzados de la ruina de sus compa-
feros. En- ell centro de una plazole-
ia, situada cerca de la perrera de
Medoro, frente la escalinata del
hotel, veiase sobre su pedestal la
mutilada estatua del Pudor. La ca.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-23
GISAS EN- PUERTA DE TERRA


Dlas festivos a las 1I2, en- el asilo
de ninas; a las Z y / 2, en- San Mateo ;
las s, en- Ia conyalecencia; a las Q en-
San Mateo; las 6 3 4, las ocho, Y a
las 10, en- la Parroquia del Sagrado Co.
raz6n.
Dias laborables: A las 5 IL, en- Ell Au-
xlho Mutuo y Convalecencia de HERNIA
mas; las 7ren San Mateo Y Sagrado
Coraz6n.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-23
DIAS DE FIESTA

A las 5, en- la Catedral Y Hospitales
Municipales
A las 5 l z, en- san Ildefonso, a las 6, en-
Santa Ana; las l 2, en- San Francis
co; las 6 l 2, en- el Hospitalillo y Ca
pilla Franciscana; las Z, en- la Cathedral
y San Jose; las IL, en- la Capilla
Franciscana; las S, en- la Cathedral
A las s, en- San Jose San Francisco );
"a las 8, en- la Cathedral y Capilla Fran
ciscana; las 10, en- Santa Ana; las
II, en- Catedrl
MlSAS EN- PUERTA DE TERRA
A las 8, en- la parroquia; a las Z 1I2.
en- ell aSilo de ancianos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-02-23
,Seccion Religiosa
LAS MISAS EN- SAN JUAN
DIAS LABORABLES

A las 5 l 2, en- San Ildefonso; las
6 1I2, en- Santa Ana, Hospitalillo Y Ca
pilla Franciscana, a las Z, en- la Cathedral,
San Francisco y Capilla Franciscana, a
las z ] 2, en- la Capilla Franciscana, a
las g. 2, en- la Cathedral.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
WILL PROSECUTE
GIRL s WH|PPERS
Lawyers Engaged to Push
Cases Against Dawson Men.
Essie Carter in Bad Shape.

MACON, GA, July 2S-Essie Car
ter, the young white woman who was
whipped at Dawson Saturday night by
a number of prominent men is in a
very serious condition and the at
tending physicians and her friends are
alarmed A high fever has developed,
out the possibility of blood poison is
the chief fear The girls body is so
swollen that she is in constant agony.
There is hardly an inch of flesh from
the neck down that is not cut and dis
colored and there is so much soreness
that she can not bear the touch of
either clothing or bandages.
Two Macon lawyers have been en-
gagged to prosecute w S. Dozier, Clyde
Dozier and Pope McCmng, whom the
girl and her sister Mary Carter charge
with the whipping.
1t is probable that the proceedings
will also implicate a dozen other men
who are declared to have witnessed the
occurrence. The girls say that only
w. S. Dozier the father of Y f. Dozier,
the 1S-year-old boy who was infatuated
with Essie Carter, piled the whip.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
PEACE IN ATLANTA'S
BULL MOOSE CAMP;
DELEGATES NAMED

Grim-visa ged war hath smoothed its
wrinkled front almost, anyway-in the
ranks of the Georgia bull moose party.
Atlanta bull moosers of various persua-
sions 81 of them-met at the Aragon
hotel last night. and resolved: first, to quit
rowing among themselves; second, to go
after the common enemy.
To that end a number Of gentlemen
present made ringing speeches eulogizing
Theodore Roosevelt and predicting that
he surely win be elected president in No
vember
Bernard sutuer called last nights
meeting to order and V c. Terry was
elected chairman and A. NJ. Crosby
secretary. The gathering elected six
delegates to the forthcoming state con-
vention of bull moosers in Atlanta, as
follows: c. w. Mcclure, Robert L.
Rodgers. Victor c. Terry, Samuel J.,Jones,
J. F. Race and Horace Grant
The meeting resolved many more or
less important things with respect to po-
liticaI conditions, national and state, and
resolved particularly never to fraternize
with the negro.
Samuel j. Jones and A. NJ. Crosby were
elected from the Fifth district to the ma
tional bull moose convention in Chcag"
next month.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
CRAZED BY CAMORRA
TALES, ITALIAN RUNS
AMUCK, KILLING FOUR

ROME, July 23.-Crazed by reading
accounts of the Camorra trial at vi
terbo, young bankers clerk named
Sabatino ran amuck today in the town
of Rajano and killed four persons be-
fore gendarmes finally shot him down.
Sabatino rushed into room in his
home, where his wife and three children
were, and. shrieking In maniacal fury,
began firing at them with a revolver
His brother ran into the room and was
Immediately shot dead, Then the ma
MACS mother-in-law ran to the rescue
of her daughter and grandchildren and
was in turn shot down. The next vic
tim was the father of the demented
man, who was killed as soon as he en-
tered the room. The wife and children
escaped the shots fired at them. Saba
tino reloaded his weapon and rushed
into the street firing at every person he
saw. -Four gendarmes finally sur
rounded him and ordered him to sur
render His answer was to shoot one of
them dead and seriously wound anoth-
er Thereupon the other two fred at
the maniac with their carbnes and
killed him.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
GIRL is GIVEN ONLY $40
AS BALM FOR HEAR T

CHICAGO, July The modest sum
of $40 was all that Miss Konda Go
wacka asked as balm for broken
heart when she filed a suit for breach
of promise against Adam Zakwij. The
man who was to have been her hus-
band failed to appear on the day set for
the wedding. and, as Miss Gowacka had
spent considerable sum rs well as
devoted much Of her time to counting
previous to the wedding, she presented
a bill.
The $40 asked for one broken heart
on the bill. which in all amounted to
s751.5O. was the last item entered. The
other items included 80 days Of court
ing at s. each. wedding supper which
had been ordered 500, and a trous-
seau, S175 She brought suit for $1,000,
but the jury awarded her only the
amount of the itemized bill.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
MOTHER, AGED "a, SPANKS
HER DAUGHTER, AGED go

PHILADELPHIA. PA, July 23.-Mrs.
Margaret Armstrong. eighty-four years
old was before Magistrate MacFarland
charged with chastising Mrs. Maria
Dean. her daughter, sixty years sold.
According to Mrs Dean one Of the
chief delights of her mother is to chase
her around their home with broom
and insist that if Mrs. Dean doesn't
like spanking she should go and live
elsewhere. Mrs Dean said the home
had been left jointly to herself and her
mother.
Magistrate MacFarland advised the
aged mother to be more careful of the
manner in which she welded the broom
during the hot weather Mother and
daughter refused to leave the court
room together.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
CASH COMES TOO LATE:
MERCHANT A SUICIDE

PHILADELPHIA. PA. July 2S,-Is-
rael Gottesman. wool merchant, of
St. Louis. committed suicide by taking
poison in Green's hotel here because he
was unable to collect $500 last night
A half hour after Gottesman died the
debtor walked into the hotel prepared
to make payment
Gottesman said last night that unless
he collected the money he would be
ruined On a bureau were promissory
notes for $4,000 which had been paid,
a bank book showing balance of 81
245, gold watch, $66 in cash and a life
insurance policy.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23

The "Cork-hlled" kind. The
kind that are always sweet
the ice-saving kind The Re
frigerator that will last. with
proper care. 20, 30 years. The
Sanitary style is especially de
sirable. North Stars are sold
at $3.50 cash, $l00 a week, or
$500 cash, and $500 a month.
We fully guarantee the
North Star. Sent on 30 days
free trial if YOU desire. Prices
$500, $4,000, $1,000, $4,000,
$4,000, $1,000, $500.
Made in all styles, plain, en-
ameled and porcelain lined.
Sanitary North Star exactly
like above cut-enameled-
holds Is pounds ice-direct
circulation-now $500
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
MRS. HAYGOOD SANE, SAYS
JURY AT LUNACY HEARING

MACON, GA, July 2S-Mrs Dixie
Jarrett Haygood was declared sane by
jury at her hearing on a charge of
lunacy brought against her by Fred H.
Haygood, who claims to be her son.
The jury's verdict incidentally sus-
tanned Mrs. Haygood's declaration that
Haygood is only an adopted son. She
made will several weeks ago and
omitted him, and the warrant charging
lunacy shortly followed.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
MOTHER OF TWO ATLANTA
WOMEN DIES AT HARLEM

HARLEM, GA, July 2S.-In the
death of Mrs Irene Lamkin, which ot-
at her home near this place,
one of the most prominent women in
this section passed away. She was Us
years old and was the mother of four
children. Mrs George Bennett and Mrs.
Carl Ellington, of Atlanta. and Mrs.
Marie Barrett and John Lamkin of
Harlem. Her husband, Tyler Lamkin,
also survives.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
SUNDAY SCHOOLS ORGANIZE.

EASTMAN, GA. July 2S.-D. W
'.nms, Of Atlanta, general secretary
81 Inc Georgia Sunday School associa
'on was the chief speaker at the or
sanitation of the Dodge County Sun
NaN 9chool association. O. r. Bennett
W. me Baptist Sunday school. was
7e1ed president, and George r. Nc
raP Of the Methodist Sunday school
~S banned secretary and treasurer.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
LIFE OF SULTAN OF
TURKEY THREATENED;
REVOLT is BREWING

CONSTANTINOPLE. July 23-Be-
cause of threats against his, life. the
personal body guard of Mehmed V, sui
tan of Turkey, was doubled today
The situation here is becoming criti-
Gala as a result of break in the situa-
ton between the sultan and the Young
revolt
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-07-23
TRAMP AND HOBO NOT
SAME: "B0" WILL WORK

NEW YORK, July 23.-Jonathan
Drury, arrested here as a tramp, SAYS
he is hobo The difference between a
tramp and hobo, according to Drury
is that the latter will take work when
he can get it.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
eurnino ceIIuvoid.

Burning celluloid is one of the most
difficult and dangerous kinds OF fire to
extinguish. An investigation by DIR.
Panzer Of Vienna has shown that.
while the substance does not ignite
spontaneously. decomposition contin-
ues after the flames or a piece of burn
ing celluloid are extinguished and does
not cease ever when the material IL
plunged into a vessel of carbonic acid
Or steam. Oxygen from the air not be-
ing necessary for decomposition. water
and ordinary chemical extinguishers
have little effect ON celluloid fires. De-
composition takes place at tempera-
lures between 22O degrees and 365 de-
grees f.. and may be started by an
open fame or even a hot stove. When
slowly heated the celluloid first softens.
then blisters and finally decomposes
suddenly. sometimes bursting into
fame. The products are gases. liquids
and carbon. The white fumes from
combustion form an explosive mixture
with air. and the colorless gases con
tain poisonous carbon monoxide and
nitrogen oxides. As these gases. ex-
plosive and irrespirable. are intensely
hot. moreover. II Is almost impossible
for 1remen to get near a celluloid blaze
In a building.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
The Lesson Came nom. to Him,

Two men. one a stranger In New
York, stopped at an uptown news
stand to buy papers. The attendant
was not in sight. and the New Yorker.
placing the coppers on the stand. turn
ed to his companion and said. with a
show Of civic pride. That's the way
we do here" Just then the newsboy
appeared. and the New Yorker. proba-
bly, intent on driving the lesson home.
asked. do you ever lose anything by
people taking papers," Sure | do"
was the prompt reply. But | know
the fellers what forget. well. what
do you do about it," when | git a
chance | ask IN to pay" How do
you get the chance?" well" he said,
smiling broadly. here's a time. You
owe me for two papers: got EN- last
Thursday wen / was holdin' down
the stand on the other side" The
man remembered and paid.-New York
Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
A Correct Answer.

Senator Bailey once was chairman OF
a committee to examine candidates for
admission to the bar In Dallas county,
Tex. In the case of n candidate Mr..
Bailey reported to the judge presiding
that In his opinion the aspirant for le'
gal honors had not duly qualified. hav'
Ing answered correctly but one of the
questions put to him.
"Only one question:" asked the
Judge. "WeI! what was that one?"
Il asked him what a freehold estate
Is" replied Bailey.
IAN important question" commented
the judge. "And what was his replyT'
He made It without the least hesita.
tion." observed Bailey with a slight
smile. THE fact is. Of course. In his
favor"
well. what did he sayT" demanded
the Judge impatiently.
HE said" responded the chairman,
that he didn't know.'-New York
World.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
NOTED PHYSICIANS OF RARE MERIT AND
EXTRAORDINARY EXPERIENCE
Battle Greek Health Specialists
Will be at the Commercial
Hotel, Monday, April Goth,
Hours: 10 a. m. to 6 p. m.
ONE DAY ONLY
Free Consultation and Advice.

The Battle Creek Health Specialists
are several specialists who have COM
bined in the special treatment of
chronic and nervous diseases by new
revised and improved methods. Their
perfected system is today recognized
as the most successful according to the
latest scientific research work of the
medical world. The remarkable sue
cess in their treatment of these dis
eases has aroused much enthusiasm in
the northwest states in which they
travel.
The many testimonials received and
many new cases recommended by
former patients is due to their scientific
mode of treatment.
The following is a partial list of all
ments treated: as troubles of eye, ear,
nose and throat, as catarrh, deafness,
stomach, intestines, blood, skin, nerves,
lungs, heart, as asthma, consumption,
weakness, dizziness, swellings, kidney,
bladder, bedwetting, rheumatism, and
cases people call private troubles.
With their system of treatment no
operations for appendicitis, gall stones,
tumors and goitre.
All cases are kept strictly conf
dental.
No matter what you may think or
others have told you regarding your
ailment consult the doctors on this trip
as it may be your last chance to see a
specialist. For all those who call on
this trip there'll be NO CHARGE for
examination and consultation.
NOTICE:-Married ladies without
their HUSBANDS. and minors without
their PARENTS, will positively not be
admitted to consultation unless accom-
panied by one of their local physicians.
DON'T FORGET THE DATE,
AND COME EARLY
They will return regularly every few
months.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
GUARDING His Job,

Old Sam had been seen for several
days patiently sitting on the bank OF
the Rappahannock river. near the dam,
holding his shotgun in his hand.
Finally he attracted the attention of
a passerby, who asked:
well. Uncle Sam. are you looking
for something to dO?"
mo. subj" answered Sam; us gittin'
paid TO what Is dom"
Indeed" said the other. "And what
may that be?"
"Shootin' de muskrats dat am under.
mimi de DAM" answered Sam.
why. there goes one now" exclaim-
ed the stranger excitedly. why don't
you shoot?"
"S'pose | wants to lose nah job
subj answered Sam complacently.-
Saturday Evening Post.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
Bananas.

Bananas. If they are unripe. may be
used with advantage as a vegetable.
Cut the fruit in halves. stew them for
twenty-five minutes In Just a little
water. drain. cover them with a cream
auc such as you use for cauliflower
and serve them hot. The ripe fruit is
a delicious garnish to meat. Cut round
slices from ripe. firm bananas. fry
them In butter and hay a few on the
top and round a broiled steak as 1t
goes to table.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
Penalty Of Initia,s.

at has ben my observation" said
the pretty girl. that the greatest diff
ficulty a girl experiences at "a coedu-
cational college is diSposing of the
quantities Of shaving soap sent her by
manufacturers who copied the names
Of the entire student body from lists
where boys and girls alike are regis
tered by their initials and distributed
his samples of soap lmpartially with
the request that the recipient write a
testimonial to the effect that 1t Is the
best sha wing soap she ever used
Philadelphia Ledger.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
First American Pesraas.

It Is recorded in Il history Of the
United States that an Indian chief
named Mantle, after baptism, was
made a peer, receiving the rank of
baron and assuming the title of Lord
Of Roanoke. so far back as the year
1887. Somewhat later, in 1909, the
title Of Lord Delaware was granted by
James L. to the new governor of Vir-
ginia. Later still, in 1853. Charles l..
among his coronation honors. confer
red the title of Wis u II Canada upon
Sir William Alexander.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
Psrxarsitx Of Mature.

His father was busy and had eau
toned him not to ask any foolish ques-
lions, so he said to the boy when he
came into the room:
AS long as this isn't q fool question.
what Is itr'
And this Is what the boy propounded
"When you've a sore throat, dad. and
It hurts you to swallow, why do you
want to swallow all the time ?"-New
York Times.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
LoqicaL.

Redd-Saw you out with your wife's
dog yesterday.
Greene-How did you know 1t was
my wife's dog?
by the growing"
But the dog didn't growf."
"No. but you did."-Yonkers States
man.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
Her Specialtv.

II thought you said George had mar
ried a good manager"
~He did"
Il called on her yesterday. and the
house was in terrible disorder. 1t look
ed as II everything had been left to
take care Of itself"
"But you should see her managing
George."-Chicago Record Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25
companions In Misfortune.

Robbed do pray Of you to give me
my things back. My hot tempered
wife will kill me II ! go home without
them. Robber-Sorry. I'm married my
self. but what do you suppose my
wife will do If I go home without any
thingf-Fliegen', Batter.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-04-25

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