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Seeking Kearny and Lawrence.

SANTA BARBARA, Cal, December 10.
The revenue cutter McCulloch began a
search Of the Channel Islands, off the
southeast coast, at daybreak for traces
of Aviator Horace kearny and his COM
panion, Chester Lawrence, according to
wireless advices received this morning
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pie earn is spent FOR food. clothing =, a
shelter To put il i'm another fnrn -
thousand million dollars are expended an
huaily IN this Country for clothing sbt,
ter and food. This bare stata,3o,',
enough to give an idea of the arcat,,e..
OF our privilege. the opportunity a.,
woman. whose protecting hand ms ,-
Mays To 90 with the food, .,iot ing ans
shelter of the nation
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-19

If you want work read the want coli
umns OF The Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-19
ADMITS NEW MEMBERS.
Post Office Mutual Relief Association,
Also Elects Officers.

At the annual meeting Of the Wash
fngton City Post Office Mutual Relief AS
ISOLATION at the post office last night fiv.
new members TO the association were ad
mitted, increasing its membership TO so.
Officers We're elected as follows: presj-
dent. j. f. Dennison: vice prasiden,
George f. Winkelman: treasurer. Charles
j. I. McCaffry; recording secretary Iouis
l.. Barnard; financial secretary. Clarence
r. Schooley: chairman OF finance commit
tee. Marion X. Eppley: chairman of MEM
bership committee, Basil Sillers and phv
stefan, DR.. Edwin T.. Roberts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-19

Il. A. Warmer of Amelia county. a.
recently appointed by the Department of
Agriculture as farm demonstrators for
Northumberland and Lancaster county.
has established headquarters 1T kilmar-
mock.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-19

plan for the enlargement of the cor
pOrate limits of Luray. Va, is expected
soon to be put into effect. The Greater
Luray Development Company has also
laid plans for increasing the towns popu-
lation.
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The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
From Wednesdays Daily.
Pleasant Time in kasota.

Thirty-nine members OF Mankato
Lodge No. 70, Degree of Honor, were
in Kasota last evening as the guests
of the Degree of Honor of that vii.
lage, and had one OF the most en-.
joyable social times in the history
Of the lodge. The Mankato people
left on the FIVE. o'clock train and
were met at the station in Kasota
by the entertainment committee, who
escorted them Immediately to the
hall where bountiful supper was
served, After supper the regular
business meeting was held and the
Mankato drill team, which is one Of
the best in the. state, went through
their work under the supervision Of
Mrs. August Kleinschmidt.
An Interesting and amusing pro.
gram was given and q delicious
lunch was served. The guests then
spent the remaining time before the
train was due. In dancing and cards.
The Kasota ladies left nothing I'M
done in making the evening pleas.
ant for their guests, and the Man
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
From Tuesdays Daily.
Christensen.Funk Wedding.

The marriage of Miss Harriet
Christensen and Mr.. Raymond Funk
was solemnized this afternoon at
three O'clock at the home of the
brides mother, lis Minnesota street
Rev. r. Ross Paden, pastor OF the
Presbyterian church, performed the
ceremony in the presence Of the i'm.
mediate relatives and a few init.
mate friends of Miss Christensen
and Mr.. Funk. The bride wore a
very pretty gown of white embroid.
cry and carried brides roses. The
groom wore the conventional black.
The house was beautifully deco
rated with red and white carnations,
roses and palms, and presented a
very pleasing appearance. After
the ceremony an elaborate wedding
luncheon was served, at which sew.
eral of the brides young lady
friends assisted.
Mrs. Funk is the daughter Of Mrs.
Sarah Christensen of this city and
until a short time ago has been EN-
ployed as cashier of the Mankato
Mills company, a position which she
resigned just before her marriage.
She Is charming young woman
who is most fayorably known to
many :Mankato people. Mr.. Funk
is now in the employ OF the Stand
ard Oil company here, where he has
responsible position. He has
many friends here whose respect
and admiration he holds. He lis
the only son of Mr.. and Mrs. ". A.
Funk of North Fourth
Mr.. and Mrs. Funk will be at
home after April in the Security
flats.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
From Mondays Daily.
Einor Hoidale Married.

Minneapolis Tribune: Romance and
inolities go hand and hand in the
life of Einor Hoidale Of Minneapo'
lis. Minneapolis friends of Mr.. Hoi'
dale have received cards announcing
his marriage. on March Z. to Miss
Martha Skjei, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. o. J. ,Skiei. at Madison, MINI.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hoidale will be at
home in minneapolis after April S,
at the bennington hotel.
Mr.. Hoidale was formerly a resi-.
dent of New Ulm, and was promi-
nentIy connected, as an attorney,
with the trial of DR.. Koch, the New
Ulm dentist. Later he moved to
Minneapolis. and in the last primary,
was candidate for the democratic
nomination for congress.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
From Fridays Daily.
Wedding at Judson.

Miss Elizabeth E. Jones and Mr..
Evan E. Williams. both OF Judson,
were united in marriage at high
noon Tuesday, March 5, at the home
of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. r. r. Owens. Rev. David Ed
wards performed the ceremony in
the presence of about fifty relatives
and friends.
The ring ceremony was used. The
bride wore beautiful gown OF
white. Mary Jones, sister of the
bride. acted as bridesmaid, and Evan
E. Owens as best man. Mr.. William
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
Had a Delightful Time.

The E. F. U. held meeting last
night at which delightful pro
gram was carried out after new
members had been initiated. The
Misses Edna and Ruth Lindquist gave
violin and piano duet, Mrs. r. p
Lusk gave a recitation, followed by
a number of. stump speeches. M. j
Nerbovig, o. j. Olson. Rees Thorn.
as, and Bud Cain took part in the
stump speeches. The Misses Mayfnie
and. Ethel Skuse then gave piano
duet. followed by another piano
duet by the Misses Lunquist and
Esther Nyquist. NJ. r. Stmons ia.
vored the company with one OF his
bass solos, after which refreshments
were served.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
Weddina at Garden city.

At the home of Mr.. and Mrs. j. II.
Addelmann, in Garden City. occur
red the marriage of their daughter,
lone to Mr.. Fred Frederickson. This
happy event was carried out on
Wednesday in the presence OF a
large circle of friends and relatives.
The couple were attended by Miss
Gertrude Huntley and Mr.. Lawrence
F,redemckson, brother OF the
groom, who lives in Lincoln town.
ship.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
Pleasant Surprise Party.

Mr.. and Mrs. J. E. Bates Of De-
CORA were pleasantly surprised by
about twenty friends and neighbors
last Friday evening. Among those
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
From Saturdays Daily.
SouIe-NeiII Wedding.

Wednesday, February %, at three
o'clock in the afternoon, Mr.. George
F. Neill of San Diego, CAL, and
Miss Genevieve Soule of Mankaio,
Mimi, were united in marriage at
the home of the brides brother an
sister, Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Wright,
of Emmett, Idaho. The ceremony
was performed by Rev. II. C. Shaw
OF the Christian church of Emmett,
in the presence Of a small gathering
of friends and relatives of the con.
tracing parties. Immediately fol-
lowing the ceremony the young peo-
pie left for San Diego, where they
will make their home.
The bride is daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. S. C. Soule of Mankato,
and is a graduate of the Mankato
normal school. Mr.. Neill is late OF
Boulder, Col, where he and his
father were engaged in business, and
where he was very prominent In
musical circles, being for several
years a member of the famous Boul.
der Chautauqua orchestra, and also
a member of the Boulder band, the
leading band of Colorado.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15

present from Mankato were: Mr.
and. Mrs. Gilbert Hall and Mr.. iasid
Mrs. A. II. Dobbins. During the
evening garnes and music were
played. and at midnight a lunch
was served.
Herman Fischer of st. Clair spen,
Saturday In the city.
Miss Alice Peterson of Lake Crys
tai visited her Saturday.
Miss Ella Buchholtz if st. Clail
spent Saturday in the city.
Mrs. o. o. Jullar Of st. Clair Wis
tied In Mankato Saturday.
A. l.. Nyanist of GAINESVILLE called
on friends in Mahkato yesterday.
Mrs. Daisy Mann of Kasota was 6
shopper here the end Of the week.
Miss Ella G.. Walsh of Eagle Lake
spent Saturday with Mankato friends
w. r. Atcherson of Mapletor
transacted business in Mankato to
day.
Mrs. Henry Edward of Lake Crys
tai was the guest of Mankato friends
Saturday. T.. II
Mrs. Josephine Gaffney of WI
mona is visiting her sister, Mrs
C. Fl. Nerboyig.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Rabe and fam
lily of Nicolet spent Sunday will
friends and relatives in Mankato.
O. F. Larson, G. e. Seymour, F
A Seymour, l.. A. Genet. and H. L
Noonan were guests of friends il
Mankato from Madelia yesterday
Mr.. and Mrs. John D. Owens
spent several hours with relative:
in the city Saturday evening, while
on their way home from California
to Tracy. .....-..... -. 81
John Deagan, who has been en-
gineer on the Northwestern rail
road, running out of Waseca, spen
Sunday at the nome of his parents
in Belgrade. -.
Wiunebago Press-News: A Win
nebago man who came down from
st. Paul one day this week met Mr.
Cornelius e. Jackson, the later be
ing hound for Mankato to let an OLE
friend take $4,000 stock in his silver
mines. Mr.. Jackson informed tht
Winnebago man that he is now {
millionaire, owning sixteen rich sill
yer and gold mines in Ontario. Ask
ed if he contemplated putting any
of his valuable mining stock, OF
sale in Winnebago.. he answered No
Said he would only dispose of a
limited amount and old persona
friends had spoken for all he wished
to dispose Of. Mr.. Jackson has q fine
suite of rooms in st. Paul and Is
apparently on the high wave Of
prosperity. .,s.l..... /. a5,...... h.. =.
Edgar Mullen, the twelve year ole
son of Mr.. and Mrs. James Mullen
was operated on for appendiciti!
early Sunday morning. The boy wa.
taken sick Saturday. Edgar has
been going to the Pleasant Grove
school, driving or riding back ant
forth every day, distance of ter
miles, and has not missed day
this winter. He is recovering nice
~. This is the fifth, member in Mr.
Mullins family to be operated OF
for the same trouble. Mr.. Mullir
is superintendent of the poor farm
Rosa Venus Hildebrand, the one
year old daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs
Emil Hildebrand of 20 East Rhine
street died yesterday noon from a
complication OF troubles. The fu
neral viii be held tomorrow after.
noon at 4 two o'clock at the st
Johns Catholic. chiisth.
Redwood Falls Sum Fred Lobdell
of Mankato, is here and has accept
ed position in the garage of hi:
brother Frank. .. ~.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
Linen Shower.
Pleasantly Surprised.

Fred Schostag, ST., was very
pleasantly surprised at his home In
st. Clair in celebration of his sixty
seventh birthday. Cards and games
were played during the evening and
a dainty lunch was served. The
guests departed at 4 late hour after
a most enjoyable evening and wish
ing Mr.. Schostag many more such
pleasant birthdays.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15

o. Veigel of Fairfax called on the
business men Of Mankato today.
f. w. Robertson of Balaton trans
acted business in Mankato today.
DR.. r. p. Dodds of Lake Crystal
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
Entertained Clio Club.

Mrs. S. D. Wilson, president Of
the Clio club, entertained the club
at a six.course luncheon yesterday
afternoon. The decorations were
carried out in white and green. Gov
ers were laid for fifteen at the
luncheon The afternoon was de-
lightfully spent in social entertain
ment.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
Yoeman.Orr Wedding.

Mr.. John Franklin Orr and Miss
Grace Yoeman were married at one
o'clock today at the parsonage of
the Christian church, Rev. c. D. o.
good officiating. Mr.. Orr Is EN-.
ployed by the Standard Lumber COM
pany. The couple win reside at
a2l7 North Second street.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15

Surprise Party. = y
About fifty friends and neighbors
gathered for a surprise party at the
home OF Albert Lentz in Limetowr
on Sunday evening. The evening was
spent in games, card playing and
singing. Miss Laura Moeri rendered
several fine musical selections. Re
freshments were served.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
Mr.. Corbin Married.

Mr. Corbin Married.
w. A. Corbin of 20S North Second
street and Mrs. Cora Olger were
married at lack River Falls. Wis.
last Sunday, March 10. They ex-
pect to be at home after April l.
II. L. Brooks of Chicago is visiting
friends in Mankato today.
II. A. Bates of Tracy called on
friends In Mankato today.
NJ. r. Shotwell Of Albert Lea call
ed on friends in the city today.
James Faley of Medo visited
friends in the city this morning.
Arthur S. Kahn Of Winona trans.
acted business in Mankato today.
s. M. Morris returned last oven
ing from business trip to st. Paul.
Miss Lillian Spencer OF Blue
Earth visited friends here yeeter-
day.
II. J. Greene of, CenterviIle. Iowa.
spent the day in the city on bust
ness.
NJ. D. Lattimer of Bancroft. Iowa,
called on the business men here yes.
terday.
Miss Louise Cotton OF . Fairmont
is Visiting her uncle. DIR. F. E.
IIeidel.
Mrs. Louis K. Tronvald Of Good
Thunder spent yesterday with Man
kato friends. pa
Mr.. and Mrs. e. J. Miller of Louis
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15

present from Mankato were: Mr..
and. Mrs. Gilbert Hall and Mr.. and
Mrs. A. II. Dobbins. During the
evening gaInea and music were
played. and at midnight a lunch
was served.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1912-03-15
DO|NGS IN SOCIETY
n. W. . cltlssns sis

From Thuraday's Daily.
Wece Married Today.
After being granted marriage II
cense In the office of the clerk OF
court today, John II. Lindenbergel
of Waseca and Edna B. Gerth Of
Mapleton were married by Judge OF
Probate Hughes this morning.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-02-20

i,a. - 4t,,..a1 40,
-, 10 q ~ ousaho neau Oh catlie TO De
~ ~ pPeu ~. II semi annual shipments, put
ms , 'len zen refuse 10 round up the cattle
s ssiiI uttNc tnen 10 the snlppng point
WI'noul more wages, rms he refuses
" slNe' lie is wounded IN an alter
SdsIoh win one OF the COWBOYS, and
pelhg unapie to drive them to market
~ - ne aIrahSes lor MS nelghpor
~ ny To 50.
a., Ioiohel udushter ana her III
tIe DIotner are captured when they at
SSnpL 70 uIlEG lhe eattle IN and made
;tt 47oilers py .I'e Strlklhg COWBOYS. Inc
tist iou - d clever rioer ana very
+ ti'lius MN tile' SHootlhs irons; ana
a.. ~ e''iiI,eu ne sees IUsSlpie cnance
Tbis ~ is Soalpe ol lliilsNll anu slster;
mn ''', oi yils'-@u anu she Iouh9
,.a,,.s,.,yt ~ 'Ie cae1ie shlpPeu anu
,y nm, ~ ~ en- ame piS sIochyarus' ne
pede has neye sea,, ~ ,fera6 4st ~ sIoali-
III 81 %-d.,'.i,t, 80 olAele 81 'ie
Norwich bulletin., 1912-02-20

Wilson G. Smith. the well known
composer and critic of the Cleveland
Post. writes of Josef Lhevinne, who
is 10 appear at the Lyceum theater,
New London, Friday, Feb. %, as fol-
lows.
"A wonderful thing is the presence
of genius. 7 can recall but few artis-
tic events like the Lhcvinne recital at
the ArmOry on Thursday evening.
Rubinstein Won BuloW, and in later
years Paderewski, Homann, D'Albert
and Gabrilowitsch have left indelible
impressions upon my memory. To
these must be added Lhevinne. Scales
that sparkled with crystalline bril-
liancy, staccato runs that efferY
like champagne, and a tone produce
ton that was as variegated as the
rainbow in it's colOring. And such
octave playing-it was simply trans
cendental in its coruscating brill
lancy.
AS on Interpretive artist.
Lheyinne is one OF the few great ones
Of our day and generation. The YER
satility displayed by him in his expo
sition OF the individual moods of
Beethoven, Chopin. Brahms Mendels-
sohn and the modern Russian school,
puts the -comprehending mark OF
absolute genius upon him and his pi-
anism. True, Rubenstein was built
upon more heroic lines, hut Lhevinne
through his innate poesy and climatic
achievements is well worthy to as
sumo the mantle Of the departed gi-
ant"
Sale Of seats opens Wednesday, Feb
p, at 9 a. m.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-02-20
JAMES cLANcWs POLL THEATER
A Southern Boy of '61,

As fine a performance as was ever
Witnessed in this city was presented
az James Clancy'S Poll -heater yester-
day. Every picture that was projected
On the screen brought applause from
the audience, and as they were of a
nature that appealed and also with The
splendid light 90 WAS little TO be Won
dered that they pleased the audience
Joseph McGinty's two songs also came
I'M fo- a share Of applause: his voice
is svecter than ever and with the song
review of popular choruses it made a
complete hit The splendid war pic
ture. A Southern Boy of 81. is iilm
OF real interest from the moment 1t
hits the screen TO the very last finish.
d. concerns a young nan who Joins the
federal army and thereby alienates his
father now a confederate soldier, is
escape. Then the young man is
wounded near his old home and is
cared for by an old slave. Hosuhties
have nearly ended and the young man S
devotion TO the cause that he espoused
arouses the admiration Of the south
ern hearts and he regains his father
and sweetheart.
Ii is thoroughly exciting to a de-
gree and sufficient gunpowder is util-
ize6 10 cause one hair TO stand on
end. but il is stimulating and that IS
5usf what the spectator desires. Pathe's
W.-kly OF current events was film
that is one OF real interest, the hap
peninss around different parts Of the
world were displayed with wonderful
ACCURACY and also the timelness Of the
topics IS Of such a nature that it ap-
uealed 10 every one in the audience.
Dads Watch a rich comedy subject,
evoked considerable applause. A fine
western subje-, with many thrills was
also projected.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-02-20
.fOETRr.
TO A CLOUD.

How like an eagle on its airy fight
Art thou, o cloud so far above me
sailing
Onward and onward to the realms OF
night
see thee still in the far distance
Oh linger there. ere that thou dost
In darkest clouds thy mystic form
Ceaseless thy rapid night-thoust rest
stin sweeping the vast heavens from
pole TO pole.
Oh. linger in thy unknown PATHWAY
Aud from thy giddy heights reveal
To what far Off climes thy journeys
are,
That thou art wineing light, a spirit
And hasr thou been where countless
treasures lie,
OF precious stones Of pearls and
And are they hid in yonder gslasA
Or, where the stars their silver
CLEANS unfold7
The weary pilgrim with his stan in
who Journeys far beneath the trOp-
Doth see thee lowering Ger the burn
ing sand;
Greets he the pilgrimage thou hast
begun?
His tired limbs are weak with constant
| pain,
And for his lips no bubbling fountain
| flows,
But seeing thee, he smiles with hope
again.
And meath thy shade he sleeps in
sweat !repose.
| Onward and onward, through the
trackless air
Thy course is bent. to far of distant
| worlds
Silent ard nsiseless, thou art fleeing
The pale North star Its dimmed light
unfurls.
The Wild winds are thy steeds; with
mighty power
Swift, dost thou fee across the dark
Shading the sunlight from the lsWly
Hover,
And dsrk'ning mountains which be-
meath thee rise.
hear the winds that are around me
see them net. but still I feel their
breath:
Are they thy messengers to me reply
ing?
realms OF death?
But thou art gone, ne'er shall see
thee more,
Thy form is LOST look for thee in
Like fond ambitious hopes. which highs
Thou movest on, ne'er to return
Henry Ruggles, in Sartain's Maya
zine.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-02-20
VIEWS AND VARIETIES
Clever Sayings.


They're married. What makes YOU
think o% Il Just heard him asking
her If she was ever going to learn to
put on her own skates."-Detroit Free
Press.
You will be the victim Of a fatal
accident" Good graciousi" Calm
yourself. It won't happen till the end
of your life"-Pele Mele.
The passerby-You took great risk
in rescuing that boy; you deserve a
Carnegie medal What prompted YOU
to do 1t? The hero-He had my skates
on.-Pucli.
Tommy-Pop, what is a multimil-
lionaire? Tommy's pop-A mnltimil-
lionaire, my son, is usually pompoua
man with side whisksrs and about
$50, Philadelphia Record
IT would like to marry your daugh-
ter, sir. realize that this is serious
matter" you bet it is, my soni
Very serious! You may have her, and
the Lord be with youi"-Judge.
Lady-Couldn't you possibly hava
by the canni7bale? African traveller
Unfortunately, no. When 1 arrived he
was already scratched off the menu
Boston Transcript. &
Robbed do pray of you to give
me my things back. My wife will kill
me If go home without them. RObber
Sorry; I'm married myself, but what
DO you suppose my wife will do if l
go home without auything7-FlisN
gende Blaetter,
Teacher (sternly) johnny, what il
the matter with your eyes? If you and
Willie White have been fighting again
shall give each of you good whip
ping! Johnny with the victors' gen
erosityl -Yes'm. But you needn't mind
about Bill; he's had his.-Tit Bits.
II wonder if your sister realizes,
Johnny, that during the last three
months ! have spent many dollars in
sweets on her% I'm sure she does,
Mr.. Sweetly; that's why she's not let
ting on she's engaged to Mr.. Bigger
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