The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-03-28

one would think that said Pork
chops" had, or rather has inten-
tions of going west to Utah and be-
coming Mormon Coon when he.
gets out.
You-need-a-da dough. Uneeda's:
ginger snaps have the proper snap to
them.
OF all sad words Of tongue or
pen, the saddest are these: He
fell again.
Blonde expects to leave us very
soon. / hope that his expectation
materializes.
Rev. Budlong held services in the
chapel Sunday morning. A goodly
number were in attendance.
Supt. Williams and ''Charly,'' the
foreman of shop V-old prison,
spent several days here last week.
Lots of things look easy to man
age until you try them. Spinners,
balling machines and wives, for in
stance.
What are you in for, pal" asked
a fish. Stealing a whip out of an
automobile replied the witty man
on the top bunk.
It's a simple thing for man to
make fool of himself, but with the
assistance of King Alcohol, it is
much easier--eh, What?
Oily" says that the man who is
pure ivory from the neck-tie up, has
about as much chance of reaching
the goal of success as swallow has
of laying hens egg.
My bunky, who by the way is a
married man, sent check to his
wife for one hundred kisses. The
man next door cashed it. Gee.
kid walled the sender, it's tough
to be in jail"
"Bill,'' the foreman of the rope
room, states that the machinery has
been installed and that the crew
will be turning out rope, Monday.
Six men are employed in the rope
room at the present writing.
A buckle went out of here the 9TH
er morning with a bank roll that
would choke COW. 1 would never
take a chance like that, this being
leap year, and besides the man with
the roll is always in demand.
Deputy Warden Backland doled
out an extra ration of the necessary
weed.' last Sunday morning. The
Deputy was very well pleased with
the showing made by the boys at
drill. lfit wouldn't be overstepping
the bounds of modesty, ] would
state that we have those much tout
ed Kangaroos faded to a whisper.
Doc" the phrenologist, was
gently tapping the noble Uranium of
laddie buck the other evening,
with the soft side of his knuckles.
After several minutes of torture the
victim asked the learned Doe, in no
gentle voice, if he had discovered
any bumps of Importance. I am
sorry to inform you young man,
that l can find nothing but hard
nut
All is not gold that glitters,'' re-
marked Badly the other evening.
WE'LL said pessimistic John, Bill
| ~ Shakespeare must have had
you in mind when he wrote that bit
of truth
How do you make that OUT in
quired Badly. Well replied John,
take that bald pate of yours for in
stance. it fairly scintillates, but, alas
and alack! it's far from being gold
when it comes right down to hard
tacks. That dome of yours is
UNI pure ivory" 1t was a very
good thing for John that officer
Buck was looking in his direction.
"Sinbad the Sailor" became ia
nous because a huge lemon was
grown in the old prison green house.
of which he was care-taker.
1t develops that the brolher-in-
law of our genial night engineer, is
due to be heard of from coast to
coast some time in, the very near
future. He resides at Devils Lake,
| N. ID.
Mr.. Chudisster, says that hi s
brother-in-law raised potato on his