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The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

Some men are born ri, h,
others become members of the
New York Police force in CO.
alition with the gangsters.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

If every advisor of Govern
or Wilson contributed ST with
his advice there would be Nc
concern as to the raising of an
'dequate campaign fund,
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

Take your Wilson straight,
advises the Springfield Repub-
lican. But it goes down bet
ter with one of those Marshal
chasers.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

The Georgia man who has
invented a seedless watermel-
on should now turn his atten
ton to painting the lilly.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

Teddy and his friend Pin
chot would make an excellent
ticket. One is for conserva-
ton; and the other for conver-
satlon.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

When two women get into
an argument the one who can
talk the fastest wins.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

According to Col. Roosevelt
no good will come from a SUBJ
stitution of one set of bosses
for another. What he means
is zone boss,' and that one is
Col. Roosevelt.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

Don't worry about the fu-
ture, We'll all get just what
is coming to us, says the Gin
cinnati Enquireir>, That's.jus
the reason why most of us per-
sist in worrying.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24

Lincoln began his career by
splitting rails, and Roosevelt
ends his by splitting a party.
The Winslow mail., 1912-08-24
What A Board of Trade Can Do

issue we herewith make few
suggestions of some things a
board Of trade or a CONNER
cial organization can do for
the local merchants and the
people of Winslow:
Compel reasonable railroad
service.
Regulate and minimize So
Letting schemes.
Work out a system Of CO.
operative delivery.
Secure the best possible pos
tai facilities.
Induce the best people Of
the community to buyathome.
Protect the merchant in the
enactment of ordinances.
Make the town the conven-
ton center of its territory.
Encourage good roads and
demand proper road expendi-
lures.
Cooperate with the local
government on public improve
ments. :.
Conduct campaign for
early shopping at the Christ
mas season.
Protect the merchant in the
town against fly-by-night con-
Germs,
Secure new industries, there
by increasing the buying pop
ulation.
Organize and give impetus
and effect tc the early-closing
movements.
Cooperate in the creation
of special days to stimulate
home buying.
Encourage the creation and
proper conduct of building
and loan association.
The advantage, and actual
necessity of patronizing the To-
cal merchant is so we'll known
and has been so frequently
emphan1zed in this paper that
it requires no reiteration. The
main thing is: How can the
need for home buying be i'm
pressed upon the people? The
board Of trade can we'll under
take this work. 1t can, first
of all, stimulate the merchant
himself to good business meth
DDS, good advertising, the car
p rying of an adequate stock, it's
proper display and pricing.
Mail order buying has made
progress ia many communi-
ties because the merchants
themselves have done little to
turn the public mind to their
stores and little to hold the
trade once secured. The bat
tie for business must be fought
out on its merits. People will
buy at home when they can
buy just as cheaply as some
where else, provided they are
convinced of the fact by good
advertising, good salesman
ship and good goods. All
things being equal, there is a
tendency to buy at home be-
cause it is more convenient.
The mail order houses will ov
ercome this tendency chiefly
by better advertising. The
merchant is. of course con.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
BREAKS
A COLD AT ONCE
FIRST DOSE OF PAPE'S COLD COM.
POUND ENDS GRIPPE MISERY
TASTES NICE.

You can surely end Grippe and
break up the most severe cold either
in head, chest, back, stomach or limbs,
by taking dose Of Papos Cold Com
pound every two hours until three
consecutive doses are taken.
Il promptly relieves the most mis-
cradle headache, dullness, head and
nose stuffedup feverlshness, sneezng,
sore throat mucous catarrhal dis
charges. running Of the nose, soreness
stiffness and rheumatic twnges.
Take this wonderful Compound as
directed, without interference with
your usual duties and with the knowl-
edge that there Is nothing else in the
world, which win cure your cold or
end Grippe misery as promptly and
without any other assistance or bad
after-efrects as a 25-cent package of
Pape's Cold Compound, which any
druggist can supply-accept no sub
stitute-contains no Quinine-belongs
In every home Tastes nice.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
LAME EVERY MORNING.
A Bad Back Is Always Worse In the
MOrning-Salem People Are
Finding Relief.

A back that aches all day and causes
discomfort at night is usually worse
in the morning, Makes you feel as If
you hadn't slept at all,
Can't cure a bad back until you
cure the Kidneys. Doans Kidney Pills
relieve sick lddneys-make you feel
better, work better, rest better and
sleep better.
The following statement proves the
merit of Doans.
Isaac b, Smith, Thurston St., Albany
Oregon, says: For a long time 7 was
bothered by my back and kidneys. I
felt lame when first getting up in the
morning and was often so stiff and
sore that l could hardly work, AT
last I heard about Doan's Ndney Pills
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
Famous Howell Prairie
FARMS

FARMS
25 acres under cultivation, well
fenced, on good road, close to school
on Central Howell prairie, SIPS per
acre; terms.
1lG Acres.
The best buy on Howell Prairie Is a.
1i6 acre, 1870 acres under cultivation,
10 acres timber and pasture, good
buildings, main Travelled road, land
rich, level well drained, a deep black
loan, close to school; grand view Of
snow-capped mountains. Price $16,-
500 Easy terms can be arranged.
This is a fine farm.
95 Acres.
So acres on famous Howell Prairie,
all under cultivation, we'll fenced no
buildings, fine deep, rich black loan
soil, level, well drained on main
county road, close to school. Price
$125 per acre; terms.
IS Acres.
rs acres Of fine prairie land well
improved and well located, for only
SlO,5OO. Terms can be arranged.
Is acres, well improved, $3G5O
95 acres, all cleared, $S125.
40 acres, all cleared, $56OO.
95 acres all cleared, S11,S75.
so acres fine land, $3.50.
All these places are on the famous
Howell Prairie, the best part Of the
great Willamette valley.
BECHTEL 4 BYNON,
3i7 State Street. Tel Main 452 I
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

There could be no better medicine
than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
My children were all sick with whoop-
ing cough. one of them was in bed
had n high fever and was coughing up
blood, Our doctor gave them Cham.
borloIns Cough Remedy and the first
dose eased them, and three bottles
cured thom," says Mrs II. A. Donald
son, Of Lexington, Miss For sale by
all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

without an heir and whose safety and
good health have been her prime In
terests IN life ever since.
The czarna is first mother. then EN-.
press. II Is to her domestic procllyi-
ties that she owes her unpopularity
at court and the affectlonate regard In
which she is held by her people. For
the splendors and Injuries Of her court
she has little use and by the simplicity
Of her own habits and dress forces
upon the other ladies' nt her court
strlcter temperance In their mode Of
living than they 6ud to their liking
Her children, Of whom there are four
the Grand Duchesses Olga, Marie
and Anastnchla and the little care.
yltch-are not brought up In the i'm.
perlal palaces, but In comparatively
small cottages situated IN the parks
of Petcrhof or TsarskoeSeo, where
they get their schooling from private
tutors and have their games and frol.
les and private theatrlcals. They are
known to be frank, kindly, simple man
nered and natural They are entirely
free from ancctaton and display
consciousness Of their rank only In
their manners which are perfect The
little czareyltch, according to his IN.
TIERS biographer, has In him the max.
ing Of n ruler He Is resolute, con.
rcientIous and seems to have will Of
bis own,
When they go driving they always
return the saIutes and greetings Of 1T
tie Russian children with heartiness
and good cheer. The story Is told OF
how the little c2arevltch upbraded a
policeman In public for trying to pre-.
vent an old man from approaching his
carriage The officer having been dis
missed he asked the old man what he
wanted took from him a proffered Pc
tltlon and drove home with 1t in great
state to his imperial father to whom II
was presented In person.
His only appearance in public is at
the review Of the cadet corpE, the pages
corps and the naval cadets
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
Czarina of Russia
Is the Worlds
SaddeSt Queen
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YNIIE czarlna Of Russia has beer
called the saddest queen H.
the world. Constant battling

H.
called the snddest queen n
the world Constant battling
against intrigues within the
court, daily and hourly fear Of attacks
upon her husband and children by nj.
hllsts and other enemies of imperial
ism have turned "the little sunshine"
Princess Alexa OF Hesse. Darmstadl
into verltable queen Of tragedy, Tn.
certainty, terror and fear have made
relentless onslaughts upon her nervous
system and seemed at times TO threat
en- even her reason. And now the only
really bright ray that penetrated
through the shadows that have hung
over her reign for eighteen years-the
little czareyltch, the long wished foI
heir 10 the throne-ls lying at Peterhof,
dangerously 81 from a fall, they say,
which he received while riding at the
hunt
A little over eight years ago, on a
warm August day, activity ceased for
a minute in the busy noon hour at st.
Petersburg while the people counted
breathlessly the number Of shots which
the guns at the fortress Of Peter and
Paul were firing. One hundred-nO,
more-one hundred and one, one hun.
dred and two! Hurrah, the empress
greatest wish had been ful6lled-an
heir had been born to the Russian
throne!
Hardly had the echo Of the last gun
died down than the city changed It's
somber workaday garb for a holiday
dress Of flags, At night there were H.
luminatlons and fireworks, for was not
this time for great rejolcing2 Had
not heaven sent this boy, for whom the
Russian people had been waiting and
praying these ten long years, as n sym.
bOI Of its fayor2 Could they not be.
lleve now that everything would be
well at Port Arthur and times Of peace
and great plenty restored once more2
So was the little czarevltch wei
coined into this world with the same
enthusiasm, the same love and inter.
est, he has been watched as he grew
into sturdy boyhood And now that he
is ill-so seriously III that the official
bulletins admit Of great onXlety-there
Is great sorrow In the capital and
throughout the vast empire, and Rus.
sian subjects are offering prayers that
their little czareyitch be spared them
They want him spared because he
is destined TO do great things, but more
because they want their empress, their
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
SOME WONDERFUL
PICTURES AT THE GLOBE

The three-reel picture play, The
Mills of the Gods" written by Geo. p.
IDillenbach, and which Is being shown
at the Globe theatre, is certainly one
OF the most wonderful pictures thrown
on a screen, This picture is played so
perfectly in every detail and all fea-
lures brought out so perfectly on the
new plaster screen that one forgets
being at a moving picture show. Az
the end of the first reel, where Mi
guals wife dies In the hospital, the
pictures are so real, that there are a
great many wet eyes in the audience,
Intermission between reels Is well
filled in by Ralph Raymond, Of Seat
tie, tenor soloists, who sings with per-
feet ease and marvellous articulation
and tone, and is so well received by
the audience that he Is recalled a
second time,
Last evening, while the audience
was interested in this wonderful play
the Willamette football rooters parad-
ed through the alsles Of the theatre,
causing great merrlment, and all was
taken in good part by the manage
ment.
The Globe theatre has made ar
rangements to entertain the mute
school children next Saturday from 1
o'clock until 2:SO in the afternoon,
free Of charge. This entertainment
will no doubt be treat to the school
children
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

The ROUNDUP

! = y y X y y \ \ = \ =
The Oregon Retail Merchants asso-
ciation will convene in Albany in
January, and that enterprisng little
city is already preparing to entertain
them.
Governor West addressed a mass
meeting at Albany Tuesday evening
on Law Enforcement"
+s#
II. A. and f. j. Iieans, brothers,
will start a cannery at Roseburg, or
some town near there next spring
They are now looking uD the location.
SenatorElect Lanes daughter, Mrs.
Nina Lane Finch was married at New
Orleans Saturday to Isaac Mcbride,
Of Portland.
w. II. Conan at present general
freight and passenger agent of the
Hill lines in Oregon will early in 1913.
take charge Of the Northwestern Elec-
trio company in Portland as vice
president and general manager
ma#
Seventeen women voted in the cleo
tion at Warrenton, Clatsop county,
Monday The first to vote was Mrs.
S. S. Mundson, a survivor of the Whit
man massacre in 1Sl7
The pavilion at Estacada, owned by
the Portland Railway Light & Power
Co., burned Monday from unknown
causes, loss about $1,000.
Chinook salmon are running quite
in the streams near Asto-
ria.
Harney county's assessment roll
shows she has $IOOO,OOO worth of
The o, A. c. football team is on the
way to Los Angeles to play the Occi-
dental college team at Los Angeles
Thanksgiving.
Grant county has $5,71S,579 worth
Of assessable property
-
Ellis Daughtry, chief of police in
Albany and practically the entire po-
ice force of that city, resigned Mon
lay evening, This action was taken on
recount of criticism of the chief and
'orce over the blind pigging there.
Some thirty indictments have fol-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
The Warden
Made Them
Both Dig up

A good story comes from the bush
not far from Salem.
AS the narrative goes, a certain
game warden sailed forth from his
woodland domicile on a Sunday morn
ing in quest Of sportsmen from the
city who might perchance be prowllng
about without hunters licenses.
Presently the game warden heard
firing, and the cookies Of his heart
warmed with pleasurable anticipation
when he espied two suspicious ap-
pearing characters gamboling about
on the meadow firing recklessly at
pheasants, quails ducks and other
aerial and amphiblous creatures.
Accosting the strangers, the game
warden said:
"Your hunting licenses, please"
"Licensesw exclaimed one of the
hunters, a stocky fellow, in astonlsh-
ment, 81 fail to get your drift"
Unable 10 apprehend the abstruse
language of the street, the warden
came back
SHOW me the blue paper that per-
mits you to hunt on these lands, or l
must arrest you and have you cast in
to prison without mercy"
"Ah! a light dawns on mel" the
stocky man exclaimed. you are a
game warden"
"You have guessed rightly" re-
piled the seemingly presumptlous in
dividual "Please produce"
"But take good note" replied the
hunter, as he drew aside his coat, dis
playing badge designed like a star.
81 am the deputy sheriff, / am Bill
Esch, apprehender Of divers notorious
criminals"
"And l." responded the warden,
without losing his composure, "am
Little Willie Of the Woods, protector
of the states game, Kindly come
across
Being a decorous person, and an
observer Of the proprieties at all |
times even in the strenuous office he
holds the deputy sheriff produced .
forthwith.
The game warden turned his atten-
ton to the second intruder;
"And you, good sir" said he "have
you also the required permit from the
state to shoot on the commons?'
Here the deputy sheriff raised re-
hand,
"Tut tut" said he, "do you know
% whom you are speaking?"
"You dlgress" the warden calmly
replied, with the identity of the
person l am not interested
"But he is the grand keeper of the
states seal He is the state itself.
That, my good fellow, is Ben Ocott"
80 much the better" answered the
nan Of the woods, then go back and
ell his eXcellency, the governor, that
here is one game warden with whom
le can find no fault The keeper of
he states seal will please show his Ii
'onse"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

and got a supply. They helped me at
once and after had used two boxes
| felt better than had before in n
long time. can highly recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name - Doan's-and
take no other
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
YOU'RE BILIOUSI YOUR LIVER AND
BOWELS ARE INACTIVE -"CASCARETS'

skin, mental fears, everything that Is
horrible and nauseatng, A, Cascaret
tonight will surely stralghten you out
by morning. 1O-cent box will keep
your head clear, stomach sweet liver
and bowels regular and make you feel
cheerful and bully for months,
Don't forget your children - their
little insldes need, a good, gentle,
cleansing, too, occasionally,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, lndlges'
ton, sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
constipated bowels. which cause your
stomach to become filled with undl-
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage in a swIll barrel That's
the first step to untold mIsery-indi-
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27
Two Blamed Fools,

Portland, Ore, Nov. 27,-Mrs, Max
Ingersol had her husband Jailed and
then tainted at the sight of him be-
hind the bars. lngersol, seeing his
wifes PROSTATE body also fell into a
swOOn.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

Looks like Oregon people were go
ing to raise enough chickens at last,
but slueals for moro hogs are still in
order.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

However much reforming may be
done, there will never be offices
enough to go one-tenth around
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

Among the minor mysteries is how
a moneyless man can frequently get
drunk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

Hey there, mister, were the con
tents Of those packages made in Ore
gOn?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

That Medford woman who hog-tled
and whipped her husband, has leaped
into a fame that may become inter-
national. The eastern papers are
playing her up"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

lowed the starting of the Portland vice
scandal, and the grand jury is still at
work.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

The returns show about 1000 attend
ed the big football game at Albany
Saturday.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-27

Attired in a full dress suit and a silk
hat, Clarence Cameron wheeled a
wheelbarrow through the principal
streets Of Albany Saturday, Election
bet
Evening journal., 1912-11-11
Uewcll.
POOL SHARKS NEED
TO WATCH THIS MAN

Talking about billiards. there was
champion of the green cushion who
went on the road selling different
sorts of things for the pool room.
He landed in western town and en-
tered the billiard room with an old
umbrella. There was the usual shark
who was cleaning up things. He
challenged the former champ, who
was dressed like a rube. The rube
shot with the rain stopper and bet
the shark be could win. But. of
course, he lost, the shark cleaning
up. The rubc was losing money, TO
the JOY of the friends of the shark
He finally remarked: "I'll give you
10 points in a 50-ball game and bet
the last cent l own" The shark
came in strong. and the pot amount
ed close to a hundred checks. The
shark won the toss and broke. He
ran off three, then missed on an easy
shot The rube took his old umber-
shoot and chalked the end, and to the
surprise OF the crowd ran the re-
naming II worries of without a
break. Needles TO say he won the
game easily and the money. No ex-
PLANTATION was needed. The end of
the rain-catcher was examined. It
showed a new rubber end OF a reg
ular cue. He sold the rubber ends
like hot cakes in food house He is
on mis- way East now He may come
70 town Watch out
Evening journal., 1912-11-11
CHILDREN AS
MISSIONARIES

The Happy Workers OF West Pres
byterian Church again assembled on
Saturday afternoon for the monthly
meeting. There were no weird
"spooky" figures on the platform this
time like the ones who greeted the
members of the Society at their Octo-
Der meeting: but, better still, fifteen
bright-faced little boys, comprising
the choir, whose voices did much to
make the musical part of the after
Moons program success The inter-
esting program was made still more
so because of the fact that it was ar
ranged entirely unaided by Edward
Stauffer, the presiding chairman Of
the afternoon.
The name Happy Workers" grac-
ed the front OF the program, and above
the name there was small sketch,
showing fine artistic ability, of the
National THANKSGIVING bird n colors,
thus cleyerly reminding the members
OF this particular month.
First, there was a hymn by the
choir, then scripture reading. and
prayer by the young chairman. Miss
Allis Applebys read the minutes Of
the October meeting. An interesting
a. Al'lt Ou MtAltV WAS Itdu Dl Mai
guerite Clymer, which was followed
by piano duet by Millard and
Howard Crawford
Then, another song. by the choir:
a piano solo by Ruth Christy; a brief
address by the president Of the So
ciety, Miss Grace Baird, and a violin
solo, by Gertrude Pyle, accompanied
by Marguerite Clymer Another
hymn and prayer brought the after
Moons entertainment TO close. Two
offerings were taken. one for the
missionary fund, and one for the re-
freshment fund.
Very bright and happy, indeed, the
little workers looked. And thetalk
on Mexico" and the "Mountaineers. -
brought the children into closer
touch with the little ones in heather
lands.
Dear childhood daysl So, brief,
so sweet!
Such happy heartsl Such dancing
feeti
May Gods dear blessing, ever rest
Upon each childish heart and breast
AS. with willing hands, and CHEEKY
They march-God's little Nilsson
ariesi
Evening journal., 1912-11-11

from the platform by Mr.. Bower as
follows:
Charles n. Bower, Wilmington, Del.
Anniversary Salutations to West
Church from Chicago, Hebrew 1920,
|21
Alexander Alison, Jr.
Thus came to a close one of the
happiest anniversary celebrations Of
West Presbyterian Church Sabbath
school.
At the regular session Of the Sum
day school yesterday afternoon,
special installation services were held.
and the newly-elected officers induct-
ed into Office.
The committee on anniversary was:
II. b. McCollum. chairman; Miss A.
A. Simpcrs, Mrs. H. v Christy, 5. w,
Mears, Mrs J. G. Compton, J. W. Reed,
Miss S Minors, H. L. Henderer; Miss
Grace Baird. director Of children's S
exercises; Miss Anna r. Brown,
pianist
Evening journal., 1912-11-11
OREGON PUTS
DELAWARE SON
In CIRCUIT COURT

George n. Davis, Of Portland. Ore
gon, at the election held on Tuesday
last was elected a Circuit Court judge
Mr.. Davis was appOsed by the Demo-
crat and Republican candidates and
out Of a vote OF $4,000 had a plurality
Of 300 on the progressive ticket Mr.
Davis for many years was lawyer
in the Office Of the late Walter II.
Hayes here. He originally lived in
Laurel and is a graduate Of Delaware
College. He is a brother of Curtis q.
Davis, of Laurel Mr.. Davis has been
a resident of the west for many
years.
Judge Davis was admitted to sthe
bar here i'm 1903. He will visit Will
mington early in December