The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-08

full patthern Tn last speech read iv me saintly leader made me heart beat at taste twinty to tn nlinyit His idee is that there's har'ly anything wrong with tn counthry that can't be cured be proletaries gath'rin' together in tn ittul schoolhouses an formin what he calls nuclei.
 :" It's goin' to be bad fir me bizness if tn Dnmycrats begin to spind their avenin's playin sivin-up in tn schoolhouses, but I'm willins~to make a sacrifice An I'll go meslf I'll follow tn thrumpet notes iv me leader anywhere. It is thrue that there ar-re no little schoolhouses i'll our neghborhood. They ar-re all four story brick buildin's. It's also thrue that I'll feel crowded sittn in thim little childher's chairs an if I sit on tn desk I'm ible to have me pants rooned be tn ink we'll But I'll go amy how, because I see tn idee. It's bold wan It is to scare tn corrupt polytcians. They ant afraid iv the polls or tn grand jury, but these nuclei that niver sleep will dhrive thim out iv bizness. I can see lot iv tn handy boys sittn around in Schwartzmeister back room tn night befure tn ilicton, each busy at his app'inted task Wan is fasthenin' tn false bottoms in tn ballot boxes. Another is insthructin' tn judges and clerks iv iliction on tn varyous crips in tn Austhralyan ballot, while third is arrangn
 
 flung open an missnger rushes in. Boys says he, run fir ye'er lives. A nuclei is fornin in tn schoolhouse' An lavn all their irnpli- hints on tn fure, they leap through tn windows an ar-re seen no more.
 "A gr-reat thought. But it's goin' to be hard on tn schooma'am sweepin' up tn cigar ashes an throwin' out tn bottles left be tn nuclei
 "' Jawnny, what have ye got there? says tn school teacher. It's jack iv clubs belongin' to me father says Jawnny. . see him markn' ii afther supper last night, just befure he wint over to tn reunion iv tn nookle eyes
 Who, Hinnessy? Who dye mean? didn't quite catch tn name. Let me think An, yes, to be sure, to be sure. He's all right. I see paragraph about him in tn pa-aper tn other day. It had star afther it to show that tn idtor thought it was important Well, tn parthy ye rninshun refuses to lave tn helm iv tn ship v state. He has laid his tired head agin it an left wur-rud not to be called. He relies on tn sober second thought iv tn people. He's modest man, an I will say this fir him, that no man has betther reason to be. Tn other candydates ar-re makin' a shameless appeal to tn first thoughts iv tn people, an they don't care whither they're sober or dhrunll an disordherly. But ye'er frind is con tinted with what is left over. His whirlwind campaign has aroused gr-reat enthusyasm. Thou sands iv tn most rabid Republicans iv tn old school have announced their intinshun iv votin' fir him if their votes ar-re not needed fir Wilson Be tn way, Hnnessy were ye iver in Cincinnati? I wondher what kind iv a town it wud be to live n.' ass
 "Who is the Standard He supportin'?" asked Mr. Hennessy.
 Anybody that will dissolve thin agin," said Mr. Dooley. They figure if they can get wan more dissolution they will have money enough to buy little farm somewhere an settle down fir tn rst iv their lives"
 lCopyright: 1912: By Finley Peter Dunne)