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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-02-17

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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-02-17

Let us print your stationery.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
Business Opportunities IN Salem and Vicinity
TRANSFER co.

.. d. LONG G. Co.-General transfer
business. Baggage transferred.
Meet all trains West Salem, Ore
gon Electric and s. P. Phone Main
749. 165 s. Commercial street.
6-17-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
Many Driven From Home.

Every year. in many parts of the
country, thousands are driven from
their homes by coughs and lung dis
cases. Friends and business are left
behind for other climates, but 1t is
costly and not always sure. A better
way-the way Of multitudes-is to use
DR.. Kings New Discovery and cure
yourself at home. Stay right there,
with your friends, and take this safe
medicine. Throat and lung troubles
find quick relief and health returns.
It's help in coughs, colds, grip, Group,
whooping cough and sore lungs make
1t a positive blessing. SOC and $1,OO.
Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by j. G.
Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY.
Time Table Portland Division.

w. A. Smith, Bridgeton, Ind, is
telling his friends and neighbors of
bis return to health and strength by
the use of Foley Kidney Pills, and he
says he wants others to benefit also
II was so crippled with rheumatism |
could not dress without help, and had
kidney trouble for years. l started u.s.
Ing Foley Kidney Pills and now all
my trouble has left me and l do not
feel that l had ever had rheumatism.
] rest well all night and though SO
years old, can now do the work of a
man of 80 years. would like to be
the means Of others getting benefit
from Foley Kidney Pills" DR.. Stone
Drug Co.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

SALEM GRANGE No II, Patrons Of
Husbandry-Meets in Hurst Hall on
State street, on the fourth Saturday
of each month, at 1890 a. m. Visit
ing and sojourning members well
come. A. W. Howell, Master; zella s..
Fletcher, Secretary. 12-31-1yr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
MANUFACTURERS.
SILVER TABLEWARE AT


We are agents for Holmes & Edwards
Silver Co., international Silver Co.,
successors We make a specially
Of selling hotels, restaurants, cafe
terias, clubs, soda fountains and pri-
yate parties. SILVERWARE at
prices YOU cannot afford to over
look. We also rep ate and repair
your worn sILvERWARE, Automo-
bile trimmings, musical instruments,
bank fixtures, plumbers supplies,
soda fountains, faucets, coffee and
tea urns, ETC., In GOLD SILVER,
NICKEL, BRASS, COPPER and
ANTIQUE. Work finished as good
as new at reasonable prices. PORT
LAND PLATING & MFG.Co., G. L.
Reimann, Prop, 22d and Thurman
sts., Portland, Or. Phones Main 9lS
--A52S2.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
MUSICAL INSTRUCTION.

WESTERN CONSERVATORY OF MU-
sic, of Chicago, Ill. Frank E.
Churchill, representative Salem
branch. Complete course in piano,
and accompanying, theoretical
branches. Diplomas granted upon
completion of course. Studio, rooms
SO, Opera House Bldg. Res. phone
100. Pupils enrolled at any time.
9-7-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-Five acres of stump
land, half mile from car line; two
miles from corner of Commercial
and State streets. Price 5000, Cash
$500, balance easy Square Deal
Realty Co., U. s. Bank building.
Room 304. Phone 47O.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

?. B. MERRY g. C0.-Vacuum carpet
cleaning, on or off the floor; carpets
altered and laid: mattresses made
and renovated; furniture recovered;
shades and awnings made and al
tered, 23S High street. Phone 56S.
8-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

SALEM HUMANE SOCIETY ID. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tillson,
secretary All caser of cruelty or
neglect of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for lnvesti-
cation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

Running up and down stairs, sweep
ing and bending over making beds will
not make woman healthy or beautl-
ful, She must get out of doors, walk
a mile or two every day and take
Cbamberlain's Tablets to improve her
digestion and regulate her bowels. For
sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
NEW AND SECOND HAND GOODS,

price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges. hardware, tents,
etc. We carry the most complete
stock Of above articles In town at
the lowest price. o. L. McPeek,
170 South Commercial st., phone
Main 1888. 8-25-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

W0ODMEN OF AMERICA,
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246-Meets
every Thursday evening at s o'clock
in Holman Hall. A. H. Bum, Con-
sui; f. A. Turner, Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
LOST.

Few, If any, medicines have met
wit the uniform success that has at
tended the use of Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Dlarrhoea Remedy. The
remarkable cures of collie and diar-
rhoea which 1t has effected in almost
every neighborhood have given 1t
wide reputation, For sale by all deal
ers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

The klamath county grand jury will
meet Monday to investigate vice con-
dltions, and do a little cleaning up
along the lines suggested by Cover.
nor West.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
Great Chinese Doctor
l. M. Hum

Has medicine which will cure any
known disease. He makes a speciality
Of and guarantees to cure catarrh, as
thma, lung, throat, rheumatism, debil-
ity, stomach, liver, kidney troubles;
also any blackened or swollen sore
ness, broken limbs smallpox epidemic:
all kinds of boils, lost manhood, female
weakness, hernia troubles and paral-
ysis. Consultation free. Care Of Yick
Sc Tong Co., Chinese drugs and herbs.
Office hours from 10 to 10 am. and
l to 7 pm. Office open Sundays.
1853 High street, upstairs. Salem, Ore.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

II you knew or the real value of
Chamberlain Liniment for lame back,
soreness of the muscles, sprains and
rheumatic pains, you would never wish
to be without IL. For sale by all deal
erg.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
BOX FACTORY.
CARRIAGE TRIMMING AND PAINTS

]. W. BLISS-success to Walker;
carriage and automobile trimming,
carriage trimming goods, new work
and repairing am carrying full
line OF Masurey's house and buggy
paints, brushes, oils and the very
best varnishes. 3O4 s, Commercial.
12-1-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
ELICTRIC FIXTURES.

ELECTRIC FIXTURE & SUPPLY CO.
--13O ~ Liberty street Electric
contracting, inside wiring supplies
and fixtures, estimates given. Tele-
phone Main 263. 9-3-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
BAKERIES.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. - DR..
d. T. Browne, chiropractic-neuro-
path, acute, chronic, and nervous
diseases. No knife; no drugs. Chlro-
practic-neuropathy never does harm
and seldom fails to restore the
hopeless to health. Room 10, Brey.
man block. 5-1O-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

DIR 0. l.. Graduate of CHR
opractlc's Fountain Head, Daven-
port, Iowa. II you have tried
everything and have got no relief,
try Chiropractlc spinal adjustments
and get well. Office, 4O6-7-8 U. s.
Bank building, Phone Main 81.
6-8--tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

MARION PRESSING PARLoRS-Dry
and steam cleaning and dye works,
Ladies' silks, laces and gloves given
special attention. Gents suits cleaned
and pressed We are cleaners and
repalrers Try us. Goods called for
and delivered, Parlors, 245 North
Liberty st., phon Main 2044 9-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
OLFANING AND PRESSING.

THE MODERN CLEANING Company
has the only up-to-date power plant
in the city Expert workmen. Mes
senger service Silks, Gloves, Shoes
and Hats our specially. One trial
will make you our customer, Call
800. 444 Court street S-1-tf.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
PAINTERS AND DECORATORS.

DoRRANCE, the sign man Air
brush, show cards and banners,
Bulletins and wall signs. Auto and
carriage painting. Over Great Wes-
tern Garage, 149 North High street.
Phone "A. 6-26-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
LIQUOR HOUSES.
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY LOANED ON anything Of
value We also buy and sell. I'm
redeemed, Edison phonograph, 65
records and cabinet for sale cheap.
Salem Loan office. 1870 N. Liberty.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

Many a man who loves a woman
for her coin desn't mention t.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
nNnRRTAKRRS.

LEHMAN q CL0UGH-U. ]. Lehman,
A. M, Clough, morticlans and funeral
directors. Latest modern methods
known to the profession employed.
l45 Court st. 9-20-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
MISCELLANEOUS

whom 1t may concern:
Jack Campbell is no longer connect
ed with the firm known as the BEST
Yet Pressing Parlors." l will not be
responsible for any bills incurred
by this man Campbell, dated Sept
8, 1912. Arnold l.. Cribbins.
9-1O-6tt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
SCAVRNGER.
THRREsKA HAT MORRIS

HATS of all kinds renovated and re-
cleaned. Prompt alterations; work
guaranteed. Thereska Hat Works,
S21 Center street, Salem. Ore.
6-26-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

The closer you get to some people
the more distant they are.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
AUCTIONEERs.
AUTOMOBILE.

AUTOMOBILE FOR HIRE--I have a
good fiye-passenger car, and solicit
both city and country patronage. ]
will arrange for special trips to
Silver Creek Falls and other near
by places Of interest Geo. d. Eyre.
Phone 1910. 7-SO-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
CEMENT WORK, ExCAYATING.

CARL TANDRUP, contractor for all
kinds OF cement work and excavat-
Ing OF all kinds. Let us give you
figures. Satisfaction guaranteed.
2O95 Trade street Phone 9S2.
4-29-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

DRS. B. H. WHITE AND r. W.
Walton, osteopathlc physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates of
American School OF osteopathy,
Kirksville, Mo, Postgraduate and
specialized in nervous diseases at
Los Angeles College. Treat acute
and chronic diseases. Consultation
free. Lady attendant. Office sos.
SOC U, S, National Bank building.
Phone $50. Residence SAG N. Capt.
tol street, Phone 469.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

Oregon hop fields help multitude
of people.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
WATER COMPANY.

SALEM WATER COMPANY - Office
corner Commercial and Trade SITS.
For water service apply at office.
Bills payable monthly In advance
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

b. L. STIFF-New and secondhand
furniture, hardware and general
supplies. Best cash prices paid for
secondhand goods. Just received
large shipment Of new llnoleums,
carpets and rugs. Corner Court and
Liberty streets. Phone 941. 3-12-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
OSTEOPATMIC PHYSICIANS


DIR. o. +. HEISLEY and DR.. s. Eta
Heisley graduates of A. s. o.,
Klrksville, Mo-, Dr. A. T. Still
president of the school and found
er Of the science Of osteopathy),
general osteopathic practitioners,
Also hydrotherapy and electric
light baths given without extra
charge for rheumatism, kidney and
liver troubles. The success in
these treatments is equal to going
to the hot lakes. Confinement
cases and female troubles a spec
ialty, 2O5 and 2O6 U. s. Bank
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
MATCHMAKER.

D. s. MILLER, the MATCHMAKER
Over 20 years experience as a watch
maker at Beatrice, Neb High grade
o work at eastern prices. Opera House
block, 4S4 Court st. 10-5-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11

LAST SITE-For sale last view lot on
east side of Pacific avenue at Agate
Beach, Newport Has new Broom
bungalow with fireplace, 1OO-foot lot
with large, unobstructed building
site. A great bargain at $500, Close
in and good location, Il, Hofer &
Sons Salem, Oregon, S-27-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
UPHOLsTERING, RENOYATING.

SALEM STEAM and Vacuum Carpet
Cleaning Works. Carpet cleaning;
feather renovatlng; mattresses
steamed and re-made. All work
guaranteed. Work called for and
delivered. Phone Main 1854.
Works located on 14th and Wilbur.
Successors to Reed and Zwlcker
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-09-11
PLUMBERS.
PORTLAND HOTELS.

NEW MATTHIEsEN HoTEL-Corner
Front and Columbia, at Oregon Elec-
trio depot Steam heat, hot and cold
water In all rooms. Open day and
night; rooms soc, 75c and 81. Also
Hotel Harrison, 401 to 407 Front st.
John Matthlesen, proprietor both
houses. 10-5-tf
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21

er seeming gusto than he has at any time
during the season here.
1t was significant that at the finish of
his workout everybody seemed to Like
Johnson much better than they had in the
several days previous. On the way in all
hands were remarking: II liked him to-
day. in exact contradiction to the COM
ments of the other days when adverse
comments were heard.
Johnson went through seven rounds with
Marty Cutler and then two more with
Calvin Respress and it was a strong
workout.
Tom Flanagan, Johnson's old trainer
and friend, was expected in Las Vegas
today to join the Johnson camp.
There isn't a minute being wasted out
at the Flynn camp. There is little doubt
that FLYNN will be in the shape Of his
life July when he steps into the ring with
the colOred gladiator.
One watching Flynn closely can see his
oaily Improvement in all that will go to
make him possible victor in the July 4
battle. He is getting faster, his sirens til
is enormous and his muscles are being
brought out in great knots now. 1t looks
at this stage as if Flynn would easily
weigh 100 pounds on the day of the battle
and that every bit of it will be good, use
full flesh and bone and brawn-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21
HOWE'S NEAR ESCAPE
Iron Prov of Racing Scull just Misses
Him.

New London, Conn, June 2.-Billy
Howe, the Yale swimming team captain
had the narrowest possible escape from
death. After he had stroked the Yale
graduates eight he rowed to the Yale
quarters and plunged into the Thames for
a swim, displaying some human fish
stunts
Frank Holmes, the Yale boat rigger and
former Sculler, was driving a single scull
past the float. 1t passed Howe just as
that oarsman came up from a dive. The
sharp iron prov of the scull missed
Howes neck by just two inches. Had it
struck him Howe would surely have been
decapitated. He was completely unnerved
by his close call. He gave up his swim
and dressed himself.
Late betting tomorrow's races is 4 to
that Harvard gets all three races, 'varsi-
ty four and eight and freshman eight;
five to three that Harvard wins the
varsity eight.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21
BOTH LOOK GOOD.
Johnson's Trainer Hands Texas Giant
WaIIoping.
Rv Ed. W. smith.)

East Las Vegas, N. NJ, June 21.-A
young giant from Texas standing six feet
six inches in height and weighing, he
said, $50 pounds, wandered into Jack
Johnson's training camp out in Old Town
yesterday afternoon and announced that
he was willing to work out with the
champion. He had some friends with him
that he had picked up in East Las Vegas
and to them ne confided his plan of
knocking the black mans head off his
shoulders.
He said he was known to the ring as
the Texas Kid
Johnson looked him over with a critical
eye and winking at his trainers an
nounced in an aside but loud enough for
the young lad to hear that he was afraid
e man from Texas might beat him. So
he must decline to meet him, he said. But
SO not to disappoint the crowd that had
come to see the bout johnson said ne
would match one of his mates against the
Texan.
That satisfied the 'sY. c. and Jack
Sicily, the Terre Haute man who is in the
camp put on the gloves with him. 1t
only went couple of rounds and was
joke affair. The Texan knows absolutely
nothing about the game and after being
ponent he gave up in disgust and amid
the derisive cheers of the big crowd that
was watching the workout.
Johnson was back in the old routine and
gave the spectators q lively matinee of it.
He boxed nine stiff rounds in all in addi-
ton to the routine with the medicine ball
and the punching bag. He got up ire
mendouS lather on himself before he was
through and went at his work with great
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21

Shinn, Chanute; Edward Dudley Fttz
Gibbon, Kansas City; John Arthur
Myers, Topeka; Keith Stith Simpson,
Kiowa; Merle Vandiveer Martin
Hutchinson; James Oliver McVey. Hili
City; Walter Allen Gerye, Pittsburg;
Karl Victor Shaver, Osawator1ie:
Gilbert Harvey Firth, Emporia: I,e-
land Marcellus Resier, Chanute: Yer
non Isaac Day, Topeka; Cyrus Moore
Monroe, Topeka; Donald Cameron
Martindell, Lawrence; George Fawcett
Beezley, Girard; Burton Peabody
Sears, Lawrence; Glenn wilkins Por-
ter, Wichita; Walter Scott Rice. Ken
sington; William Alfred Bowies. To-
peka; Walter John Use, Lawrence:
Richard Edgar Mcintosh, Burns: r.
Carl Israel, jr., Lawrence; Paul Henry
Heinz, Topeka; Clark A. Wallace.
Kingman; Frederick Charles Helm
Abilene; Godfrey William Miller ST
Marys; Cleveland Lidstone Swenson-
Junction City Stanley Milo Hoisiug.
ton, Newton; Frank Fernley CIinper
Topeka; Chauncey Gaylord Brown
Kansas City; William Crompton Skin
ner, Kansas City; Neil Edmund Stan
ley, Topeka; Levi Lilburn Ka5Ier
kingman; Jessie Junette Nye, TopeIxa:
William Olin Hunter, Topeka: IRA a.
Snyder, Stockton; Roland Cecil Fax.
Olathe-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21
kept Them OUT.
Bailey and Crane, Kansas Delegates,
Barred From Caucus.

Chicago, June H.-Former Governor w
]. Bailey and A. E. Crane, Taft delegates
from Kansas, were barred from the Kan
sas delegation meeting in Kansas head
quarters Thursday. The Roosevelt dele
gates from the Sunflower state were all
up in the air. Several of them did not
want to bolt and some did The meeting
was held to determine, if possible, upon
a course of action.
Governor Bailey and Mr.. Crane thought
that inasmuch as it was meeting of the
delegation they were entitled to attend,
being regularly elected delegates. They
went to the door leading TO the caucus
room. 1t was locked.
Governor Bailey knocked. The inside
doorkeeper opened it about six inches
and beheld who was there.
I'm sorry, governor, nut I have in
structions to bar you and Crane out"
he said.
well, that's strange" replied the gov
ernor with a smile, II thought all the
delegates were allowed to attend the dele
cation meetings" The doorkeeper closed
the door and the two Taft delegates drew
back and mingled with the crowd of spec
tators in the main reception room.
''Well, it's all right with me-" said Gov
ernor Bailey afterward. Il guess don't
have to be rounded up and coached as to
what to do with the convention. will
continue to hold my seat in the regular
convention and vote for Taft if ever
have an opportunity"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21
NEW LAWYERS ADMITTED.
Fifty Graduates Make the Necessary
Grades.

OF the seventy law students who
took the examination before the state
board this week fifty PASSED as fol-
lows:
Hal Montgomery Moran, Winfield;
Nelson Cline, Larned; Joseph William
Smyth, Wichita Arthur Herman Fast,
Baldwin; Robert Rohring Owens, Hor-
ton; Clinton Raymond Shiff1er, Glen
dive: Elmer WilIoughby Columbia.
Chetopa; Jacob Alfred Lott, Topeka;
Dallas william Knapp, Coffeyville;
Ben Sam Jones, Lyons; BENJAMIN Val
entine Pardee, Lawrence; Lyman Oil
yer Stewart Parsons; Byron Lee
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21
JNO. DAWSON ROBBED
Kansas Attorney General Victim of
PickpOcketS.

Chicago, June 2O.-The Chicago
pickpockets have little or no respect
for the representatives of the law.
John Dawson of Topeka, attorney
general of Kansas, lost his railroad
ticket and had all his money stolen
except 40 cents. He expects to walk
home.
Dawson is the second Topeka man
who has been robbed, as Reese Van
SAINT, one of the doorkeepers, also lost
his watch and all his money.
Their predicament is not as bad,
however, as that of another delegate
who was robbed at his lodging house
last night. He not only lost his mon
ey, but all his clothes, including his
collar, necktie and carriers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21
TEX BECOMES FARMER
Fight Promoter Will Devote Five
Years to Making Money.

New York, June 21.-"ATex'' Rick
ard, the former boxing promoter, will
leave Cherbourg for Buenos Ayres to-
morrow to become manager of a big
land and cattle company which has
just been organized in the United
States with $1,50O,OOO paid up cap
ita1. Richard has turned his back on
politics and the roped arena and says
he will devote the next five years to
making money. The company has
purchased 100000 acres in Paraguay
and will start with 100000 head of
cattle, which will be increased to $780,
900 later. Twenty Texas cowboys, all
of whom speak Spanish, will act as
foremen of 500 Paraguayans on what
Richard says will be the worlds great
est cattle ranch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-21

went, and the cry of ..HadIey" was
merged, off into that of Teddy
The Lady" Made a speech.
The Lady Pompadour made a
speech, but no one heard it, not even
the official stenographers.
But the suspicion is that we didn't
lose much.
Beautiful women do not have to be
their looks are eloquent and their
gestures convincing.
We are not moved by the brew of
menace and the word of command.
Feeling lubricates the world, and
sympathy prevents the cosmic hot box.
Ask Alfred Henry Lewis, expert in es-
oterics.
In vaudeville, Martin. Beck would call
this PLANT" Was it?
Sure, terse, sure! 1t had the look of
spontaneity, as all good artistic stunts
ever do, but it was art, high class art.
Anyway, she put it over without once
disheveling her marcel self-respect.
1t was 1ady-like and pleasing, without
being riSQue or bizarre.
All who had paid forty dollars for tick
cts felt that they were getting their
moneys worth.
The act might have been a riot were
it not that the the stage manager or
dered Assistant Chief of Police Schuettler
to inject a little local color into the
playette.e
And the gallant captain gently led the
lady back to her seat as the band in the
gallery played Pinochele.
After the performance the chief luni-
nary, attended by her maids, called at tine
Congress hotel.
She was admitted to the royal presence
by Colonel Bat Masterson, and given the
apostolic benediction.
The Lord & Thomas man was allowed
to kiss the kingly big toe.
And far away across the moor, past the
Indiana sand dunes. and over the prairfes
wide was heard the cry of a lost loon call
ing plaintively to its mate, Cuckoo,
cuckoo!'
Then all was stiIl-or reasonably so.