Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-09-28
specla, Dispatch 20 E,eaIua Hrrnldi

Ispeciai Dispatch 90 EseaIns Hrrnid
Muuul1inuir n NJ. Sept -S.--Gov-
,tnur W. G.. Mcdonald and state sem
utor lmac Rarth were the chief
speakers nt the Farmers Day celebra-
tion here today one of the MOST sue
tcssful stunts that this cnterprising
town has pulled or for some time.
4 big HOMEGROWN dinner. of the
knd that has made Mountainaif
famous was feature, the speaking
and eating being staged la the Chau-
tauguu tabernacle. whore large
crowd was present. Governor Nc
DonHid's speech was n rouHing one
and received with great enthusiasm
Dos the people who aid everything IN
their power % show the governor a
good TINA while he WAS their honor
guest Local speakers extended the
hospitality OF tho occasion TO the
quests.
Senator Barlh's speech was IN his
own inimitahle style ana brought free
,uca, roars OF laughter irom his
hearers
III consisted chiefly az bunch of
amusing anecdotes. but got down 10
brass lacks Ia urging upon the farm
srs Geo take more active part tn
Shaping the political dcstinics of the
country.
Mr. narth sdd in part.
Mi Chairman. Ladies tnd Gentlemen
When ] met Governor Mcdonald
last night Doe Albuquerque. ne told me
that he didn't know what he was
going 90 speak on here, and having "a
high rouBrd Tor the chief executive
.f this state ! said 90 him. Govern
or. Z am going Co speak ut Mountain
ur tomorrow also ana I have couple
of speeches ready over there ia my
grin Hud NJ YOU wish YOU can have
either ono of thca." and I thought no
moro about the matter. but Imagine
my 4urpripe this morning Go hear him
dcuVrr both of them.
Something over year ago, at the
request of the then governor of New
McNiru. I addressed the people az
Mountainair on Resources day. We
had a dandy dinner then, compoAcd
entirely OF cutahlCs which were rec
sources of this county, aud think
that ! can truthmlly say that I had
newer been SO fun OF resources IN al
my Ufc and J addressed you on that
occasion aud YOU listened 20 me pa
tiently and treated me kindly. Again
on Albuquerque daN year ago, II
was ms privilege 60 address YOU, and
you listened Co mo Htteniivcly and
treated me courtcouslv and bore viii
me with consideration Again TIVE
months ago Il was my privilege {,
address YOU and with churacteriHti
Kindness YOU treated me and ! wonder
~ after my repeated appearance yot
don't feel somewhat like Florence did
SIT the birthday party
Little Florence went 60 a birthday
party property instructed as 90 hei
behavior there. Upon her return
home her mother asked her ~ she hu,
had q good time and followed her IN
structiuns and Flnspie said. yes
mother Her mother said Wen
how did YOU do ito We'll mother
first they passed the cake and 1 tool
uttlc piece and said Thank you.
Then they passed 10 again ana ! said
just "a little more. please, ana / tool
little piece of cake. Then the'
passed Ii again and ,ou hrdnt tul'
mo what 60 say. ana didnt know
what to say, ana thought pap
knew. 80 ! said Take the damn thin
away
noticed ia the Albuquerque Hcral
the other evening a statement so tn
effect that / was coming over her
So try ana win the prize that YOU ar
giving Co the ugliest man present
dcsirc 90 state most cmphatcaliy tina
am not q candidate for the place
although there are "a good many O
mN friends who think ! could be cl3Ct
90. hands down, but us q matter -
fact I am not % candidate because
am running for deacon ~ our church
aud our constitution fpfhids one ma
from running for two places az IN
same time.
Speaking ~ my good looks remind
me OF what Patrick Trainer said q
me once. had been diutTict attor
nos out Ia Arizona ana met Pat
who. by the why. had hecn indicto
for cattle stealing by twenty -four sue
srFsito grand jurics but unsuccessful
yg far uH convictions were concCruc
iu Pats case. and De said 10 me mi
Hufth You wasn't reelected diFtric
attorney, aud : said so Pat
wasn't" Re sHid what are yo
Erlar 90 DO for living now un
.ud u don't know, Pat. ! suppos
win have 90 stare starvation in IN
iuny.' ne suid. Indeed and ina
would hard on the both of ye1. won
d. AR BaFth 200
% iHt iuronNcnioHt Go have mcrrl
uu urs face ! vHu prove That b
senator Mccoy hut 10 b. awfulN in
uuut puicnt 90 boz built along the sym
w,trlrHl proportions uf Is Mallctt com
u.und locomotive. As matter %