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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09
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Take 1t Away.-The germless kiss is now offered for
your kind attention. Scientists call the kiss a contrac-
ton Of the orbicularis oris. Be that as it may, they
claim the kiss is the playground of germs and bacilli,
The National Pharmaceutical society proposes to elm
mate the dangers of the kiss. The pharmacists recon-
mended "A screened ring. to be placed between the
anticipatory lips. 1t is fastened to a sterling silver
handle like a lorenette. The screen is said to have
antisepti' Qualities which guarantee death to the germs.
The pharmacists gave away samples of this device at
their annual ball in New York. This little device has
been out before the public for several years but has
never become popular; and why should it? for who is
going to he hluffed BY the germ scare in the embarrassing
moment? IL a girl going to carry around a kiss screen
in anticipation of osculstory happenings? and is a
young man going TO serve five minutes notice on her
in order that she NAV rummage through her han nd bag
for her screen before he performs the blissful act?
And conference.-the would be satisfied with any
thing short of the clear quill? Oh. pifle, sister, take it
away,
TO PLEASE Ill TASTES.
KILL THE BUGS.
Come to us for Paris green. roach and bug killer,
slug shot, London purple. spray pumps. insect powder.
guns and guaranteed sheep and hog dip. Also
CHOCOLATE. STRAWBERRY AND vanilla
ICE CREAM.
DRUG STORE
Franklin (lll) Times.
A friend suggests that those coat shirt-waists the
girls are wearing always look as though they had dress
ed in a hurry and forgotten to tuck something in.
Judging from the way some women dress, they must
think the men are all from Missouri.
NSi ''ioHh NasS'
Nothing on earth causes a woman such astonishment.
Indignation and envy as her husbands ability to turn
over and go to sleep right in the middle of an exciting
quarrel"
Probably he isn't interested.
Newark. N. j.. has a man. who. if alive today, is 100
years old. He is a hook agent and attributes his long
life to the drinking of butternilk Most men would
like to live to the age of an hundred. but if they were
confined to the life of a book. and to drinking butter
milk, We fear they would prefer the quicker route.
A Retrospect.-In 1895. William Jennings Bryan was
defeated by a plurality of Sol, 1854.
In 1900 he was defeated by a plurality of $40. 40.
In 1908 he was defeated by a plurality of 1852. 500.
Assuming that Woodrow Wilson stands for the things
Bryan has stood for for sixteen years. will any one of
our readers be able to figure out Mr.. Wilson'S majority
of defeat next fall?
Sect Salad.-At a recent wedding in an Oil City pa
Methodist church a Jewish rabbi did the marrying and
one of the local Baptist choirs did the singing.
The peanut ear bob is being worn by some Of our
girls-"just for greens"
StraVberries-sr per quart-in st. Paul-but that
was thirty five years ago.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

Roll Of bills between Times-Herald
and North Eighth street. Return for
reward TO Times composing room.
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A. NJ. Mason. farming near canaan

A. NJ. Mason, farming near Canaan.
Me, was badly crippled with static
rheumatism due he says to uric acid
in his blood. Foley Kidney Pills en-
tirely cured me and also removed
numerous black specks that were con-
t!nually before my eyes" Foley Kid
ney Pills are a uric acid solvent and
are effective for the various forms Of
rheumatism. McGrath's Pharmacy,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09
Over Village t

The county board of equalization il
today going over the assessments on
village lots. Some changes are being
made.
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THE CITY IN BRIEF
LOCAL WEATHER Readings
University Station.


Mark Western Horse company at the
n. p. stock yards, Friday. July IL.
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Auction Sale,

Don't fail to see the mares with
colts by their sale at y. P. stock yards.
Friday. July -.
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ARCHIBALD CASE
IS POSTPONED
Nothing will be Done by the
House in the Matter till
Thursday.

Washington. July Reconsideration
Of the resolution to impeach Judge
Robert W. Archibald OF the commerce
court for alleged misconduct on the
bench will not be resumed until
Thursday by the house. The pressure
of other business is responsible.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09
Here for Visit

Here for Visit,
Miss Annie Butler Of Fargo, il here
for a visit with her uncle, r. L.
Butler. "
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09
THOMAS B. MILLS
NEW ELKS' HEAD
Was Elected by Acclamation
at Grand Lodge Session
at Portland.

Portland, Ore, July 9.-Thonas p.
Mills Of Superior was elected grand
exalted ruler of the Benevolent and
Protective Order Of Elks today by ac-
Clamation.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09
Band Concert

Baseball and a hand concert at
Riverside park are promised Grand
Forks pleasure lovers tomorrow night.
The band oncer will be played after
the game at Dacotah park. at $3.50
o'clock. Special street cars for the
concert will leave the corner Of De-
Mers avenue and Third street at 8
o'clock. The program will be Of the
popular variety.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09
TO PLEASE ALL TASTES.

A friend suggests that those coat shirt-waists TIL
girls are wearing always look as though they had dress
ed in a hurry and forgotten to tuck something in.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

George L. Higbie. Manton. Mich.
used Foley Kidney Pills for kidney
and bladder trouble. He says: IT find
for my case no other medicine equals
Foley Kidney Pills for beneficial eff
rect. They are a safe and reliable
rheumatism. Contain no harmful
drugs. McGrath's Pharmacy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

Fresh EoWess
at johnson Floral Co.
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MMriaM IAoenA,

A marriage license wal issued yes.
terday at Crookston 10 Carl Thompson
and Miss Helena Flaten. both At this
city.
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To All Woodmen-

Grand Forks Camp No. 221o will
hold a special meeting at 8 o'clock
p. m. Wednesday. July 10, at Empire
hall. at which time a class adoption
Will be given In short form. After
which State Deputy G.. L. Reilly of
st. Paul will give an illustrated lecture
on the e rates and also on the
Woodmen sanatorium at Colorado
Springs. These W subjects are of
vital Importance to all woodmen and
II IS the desire OF this camp to give
each member a chance to become "a
miliar with both Of these subjects and
Tor that reason we are sending out this
notice. and We earnestly hope that
each. member will take this opportun-
ity to come and get posted on new
rates and plans. This special lecture
is held for the benefit Of all members
and is absolutely free to all. Come
and ask questions. Yours very
truly. M. w. Day, clerk.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

Judging from the way some women dress, they mus
think the men are all from Missouri.
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Lost.

Household goods. go So 18th St.
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Want mn

souris Messenger: According to the
Bottineau Courant. ]. B. Dixon of
Roth rs a recent convert to the dairy
industry and is shipping his cream to
Grand Forks. Let more of our en-
terprising farmers do likewise and we
will soon have sufficient COW to war
rant the building of a creamery right
here in Souris.
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Service
For. Sal,

TO reliable messenger service cal
1921 either phone.
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In these days of high cost of living,
a medicine that gets a man up out of
led and able to work in a few DAYS is
a valuable and welcome remedy. John
Heath. Michigan Bar. Cal. had kidney
and bladder trouble. was confined to
his bed. unable to turn without help.
Il commenced using Foley Kidney
Pills and can truly say I was relieved
at once" His example is worth fol-
lowing. McGrath's Pharmacy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

Sect Salad.-At a recent wedding In an Oil City (Pa
Methodist church a Jewish rabbi did the marrying al
one of the local Baptist choirs did the singing.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

and frequently lead to asthma, bron-
chitis. and hay fever. Do not let your
cold get a hold or you, but use Foiey's
Honey and Tar Compound for quick
relief. w. H. Allen. Chelsea, Wis,
says: I'VE prefer Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound to other cough .medi-
cines because 1t quickly cures coughs
and colds. 1t will ward off a cold II
taken in time" Contains no opiates.
NcGrath's Pharmacy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

No Chance-What a happy idea it would be if the
laundry would only shrink the bill as it does the
clothes.
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Goodwin tn Geneva.

Fargo Telegram: L. E. Goodwin,
boys secretary of the Y. NJ. c. A. at
Grand Forks is in the city today. Mr..
Goodwin. who will succeed Boys Sec
rotary Hugh Miller. of the local insti-
tuition. Aug 1. is on his way to Lake
Geneva, Wis, to spend a few weeks
II the summer conference.
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The peanut "ear-hob" is being worn by some Of o,
sirls-"just for green's"
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Suspicous.-An advertisement reads. TT Quickens
Thirst" Wen bet the brewers association is back of
II.
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StraVberries.-sc per auart-in st. Paul-but tina
was thirty-hve Years ago.
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How Docs Helen knoW?-Helen Rowland say
Nothing on earth causes a woman such astonishmen
Indignation and envy as her husba nd's ability to tur
over and go to sleep right in the middle of an excitin
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Newark. N. j.. has a man. who. if alive today, is 1
years old. He is a hook agent and attributes his 10
life to the drinking of buttermilk Most men wou
like to live to the age of an hundred. but if they we
confined TO the life of a book. and to drinking butte
milk. We fear they would prefer the quicker route.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

A Retrospect.-In 1895. William Jennings Brya
defeated by a plurality of Sol, 1854.
In 1900 he was defeated by a plurality Of 81
In 1908 he was defeated by a plurality of 1.26
Assuming that Woodrow Wilson stands for the
BRYAN has stood for for sixteen years, will any e
of defeat next fall?
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-09

Dun Was Canned-pown east a milk wagon driven
By a man named Dun locked wheels with the carriage
OF Mrs. Cam. Uhereupon Mrs. Cam proceeded to chas-
tie Mr.. Dun with her whip. Thus we have one form
Of being canned.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
SCIENTIFIC MISCELLANY.

The Diesel oil engine. now well
known whore large oil engines can be
used. differs from other internal COM
bustion motors in having no vaporizer.
no ignition devices. and In operating
without explosion. At the charging
stroke the engine draws In air only:
the next stroke congresses it to 500
pounds per square inch. raising the
temperature to about 1000 degrees.
then q jet of oil is forced in by air
at still higher pressure, and the air in
the cylinder Is hot enough to cause
1t to burn at once. In place OF the
sudden explosion OF gas there is SIM
ply the steady burning of the oil as
long az it Is injected. The engine
was designed for running on cheap
oils. and quite recently, since the Ger
man patents expired. even tar-oil has
been employed. One of the tar-oil en-
gines is Of 4.000-horsepower. In the
last year or two the German expert
menters have gone still further and
have tried raw tar with such success
that early extensive use Of tar as
motor fuel IL predicted. The tests have
been made with q 1O0-horsepower en-
gine, using both thin gas-retort tar and
thick coke-oven tar. A small amount
Of light oil has been used to aid igni-
ton, but the engine has run on tar
alone. Of widely different quality
There was no fouling or interruption.
The tar fuel is said to cost 18 per
cent less than tar-oil, and less than
half a. much as paraffin or kerosene
oil.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12

The important subject of nutrition
has received much attention, but 1t is
q new suggestion that, besides correct
amounts Of protein. carbohydrate and
fat, the diet must contain a minute
proportion Of some mysterious sub
stance not yet understood. This idea
has been taken up by Professor Stepp
Of Giessen, in q study Of the food of
mice. On a dried mixture of rice and
new milk the mice grew and flour
ished. but after certain portions had
been dissolved out by alcohol and
ether. this food became 80 unsuitable
that animals fed on It soon died. Some
thing essential to life had been ex-
tracted. The extract included fats.
but no improvement. and the addition
of mineral salts had no effect in pre-.
serving life. It was concluded that
the essential substance must be IL
poid present in milk but absent from
butter. The lipoids exist in the outer
protoplasmic layer Of cells, resemble
fats In solubility in alcohol, and usu-
ally contain phosphorus and nitrogen.
The theory was confirmed by adding
en- extract Of dried buttermilk to the
treated food, the mice fed on the mix
ture being In good condition at the end
Of six weeks. Some lipoids have been
isolated and tested, but the particular
one necessary to existence has not
been found.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Miners Cause Riot.

Greeley.-Declaring that they would
prevent non-union miners from taking
their places in the Alpha coal mine.
one and q half miles northwest Of Fort
Lupton. threatening farmers II thev
purchased coal at the mine and put
ting up signs bearing the words: BE
ware, Scabs," twenty-five strikers
caused q riot at Tracyville and five OF
them were arrested and brought to
Greeley.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Good Roads Association.

000U 60A01 NSS0C1as5oUs
Pueblo.-Northern Colorado IL to be
well represented at the Colorado State
Good Roads Association conference IN
Pueblo. More than z20 accredited rep
lesentatives Of commercial and civic
organisations, counties. municipalities.
clubs. newspapers and good road socie-
ties Of the northern section Of the
state, each entitled to vote In the
ooavention, will attend the meeting
to look out Tor the interests Of north
ern Colorado In the matter of this
stats's portion Of the transcontinental
higAway.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Cold Kills Birds and Rabbits.

Cold Kills sirds and Rabbits.
Lamar.-Quail and rabbits are dy-
ing In this vicinity from cold and hum
Ger in large numbers. The mercury
has registered from six to sixteen be:
low zero every night for two weeks The
state game warden has arranged Iol
the feeding of the quail within Q ra
Gus Of twelve miles by = local spe-
cial warden.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Cattle Are Suffering.

Las Animas.-Cattle have been suf-
fering In this county. but the prompt
action Of the owners and the State
Board Of Stockmen has probably pre-
vented any great loss. Owners state
that there has been NO loss worthy Of
notice up to this time. Ono herd Of
l 200 head Is being fed about ten
miles out from this city. The big COM
panies are gathering their cattle and
feeding them.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Land Owners Give Risht-of-w.y.

Land Owners Give Riaht-of-Way.
Grand Junction.-The last obstacle
to construction Of the Grand Valley
project for irrigating $4,000 acres was
removed when 106 land owners Of
Palisade voted unanimously to give
right Of way to the canal ON the route
favored by the government. These
land owners have been demanding
that their land be not touched. - It
would involve heavy loss to their
orchards.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12

Pueblo Freight Rate Campaign.
Pueblo.-A systematic campaign for
lower freight rates to and from Colo
rado common points and general RS
form In classification is to be started
by Pueblo shippers through the trans
portation bureau Of the Commerce
Club.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
NOT so VERY PREcoCIoUs
Simple Explanation Of Facts That Had
Made Young Father Green
With Jealousy.

It was q wet day. and in conse-
quence the guests had to stay indoors.
The young couple started to talk Of
their baby.
MY baby has just cut his hrst
TOOTH" said the father proudly.
"Indeed7" said the other. well.
mine cut his long ago."
"Our baby" said the nrst, ''is Just
beginning to talk"
"Ours." said the second. cannot
only talk. but read"
Knows his letters already. does
he7" said the first, with note OF
Jealousy in his voice.
"Oh, yes. indeed!" said tho other.
And can figure like an expert 40
countant."
"Really?" said the first Then he
must be older than mine. How old 10
your baby"
Mother" said the second. address.
ing his wife. "how old 10 Willis7"
Nineteen" said mother.-Judge.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Frozen Body Found

Frozen Body Found.
Grand Junction.-The frozen body
Of T. d. Savage. aged sixty.five,
wealthy ranchman Of this district. who
disappeared Dec. 20. was found two
miles from his home by Carrie Angel.
. fourteen-year-old girl.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
ExcUR RsION
RATES TO TEXAS AND NEW
MEXICO POINTS DUR.
aMa 1oA4

On the first and third Tuesdays OF
each month during the entire year
Tho Colorado and Southern Rail-
way will sell round trip homeseekers'
excursion tickets to great many
points In New Mexico and Texas at
greatly reduced rates. Final limit
Is days allowing liberal stop-over
privileges. For detailed Information,
rates, etc, call on your nearest Colo.
RADIO and Southern agent or address T.
d. Fisher, General Passenger Agent.
Denver, Colo.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
IN MATcH1oWN.
Fortunately no Faith Was Required,
For She Had None.

II had no faith whatever. but on the
advice Of . hale. hearty old gentleman
who spoke from experience. began to
use 0rape-Nuts about 2 years ago"
writes an Ohio woman, who says she
II 40, IL known to be fair, and admits
that she 10 growing plump on the new
diet.
II shall not try to tell you how I SUI
fsred for years from . deranged stom-
ach that rejected almost all sorts Of
food, and digested what little was forc-
Cd upon 1t only at the cost Of great
distress and pain.
II was treated BY many different
doctors and they gave me many differ.
ent medicines. and even spent sever
al years in exile from my home. think
Ing change Of scene might do me good.
You may Judge Of the gravity Of my
condition when tell you I was some
times compelled to use morphine for
weeks at time.
"E'or two years I have eaten Grape
Nuts food at least twice day and !
can now say that I have perfect
health. have taken no medicine In
that time-Grape-Nuts has done It all.
can eat absolutely anything wish,
without stomach distress.
II am q business woman and can
walk my or miles day and feel
better for doing 80. have to use
brains in my work. and It IL remark
able how quick. alertsand tirslsss my
mental powers have become" Name
given BY Postum Co., Battle Creek.
Mich.
There's q reason" and It 10 explain
Cd In the little book, "Ths Road tc
Wellville," In pkgs.
Ever read The absvo IsttseS 4 nsw
S00 0DDoo4D IRON t10e - taWes xhoy
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Minor DeeapItated by Cable.

Minor OecapItated by Cable.
Telluride.-Tom Williams. trammer
at the Smuggler-Union mine. was in.
stantly killed when struck by the In
clin tram cable when . loaded ore
car broke loose from the cable. A
loop formed by the recoil OF the heavy
steel wire caught Williams with such
terrific force as to completely sever
his head and one arm.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
LITTLE COLORADO ,rsma
Small Happsnlnes Occurring Over the
state Worth While.

Small happenings Occurring Over the
state Worth While.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
The Windsor creamery win be in
operation In thirty days.
The Antonito postoffice will soon be
admitted into the third class.
The total valuation OF property in
El Paso county is $22.2O9.22O.
A factory to make stock food will
soon be established at Greeley.
w. H. Gleason. county treasurer o:
Clear Creek county. has resigned.
John Miller. recently convicted of
insanity at Pueblo. has been re-
leased.
The city authorities of Rocky Ford
have abolished the office Of heal.n
officer.
Station A postoffice at Pueblo was
recently robbed OF 5000 in stamps and
money.
Twenty miners of the Alpha coal
mines at Fort Lupton went out on q
strike recently.
At Williamsburg 1875 men employed
at the Ocean Wave mine have gone
out on . strike.
Grand Junction will make . strong
fight for the Republican state conven-
ton next summer.
Armed guards are patroling the Al
pha mine near Fort Lupton. where riot.
ing has occurred.
Joseph II. Harrison. former senator,
it IL reported. viii be the next post
master of Denver.
A total OF 1924 civil cases and s21
criminal cases were filed In Colorado
Springs last year.
A modern sanitarium for tubercu-
losis will be established in the near
future at Greeley.
The government is now ready to be-
gin the construction OF tho Grand Val
ley irrigation project
James Gruis of Sterling II reported
dying as the result Of terrific On.
counter with skunks.
George Johnstone. q pioneer and
veteran Of the civil war. died at La
sale, aged II years.
John r. Hogan. employed at the
Smuggler-U Union mine at Telluride.
died suddenly recently.
Reports from Hugo state that while
stock is suffering from the cold; the
loss will not be great.
The Olathe Produce Association has
been incorporated. The association IS
capitalized at $4,000.
Chief Of Police Hutchinson Of Grand
Junction has ordered that all slot ma
chimes and gambling be stopped.
Cattle are reported to be dying BY
the hundreds in southern and eastern
Colorado % result of the severe cold
and snow.
An interesting program has been
arranged for the Farmers Institute.
which IL to be held in Longmont Jan
Is, z6 and ~.
The State Board Of Health has in
structed the Denver City Tramwav
Company to pay more attention to the
heating Of their cars.
The contract for the construction
OF the West canal. the last important
work in the ditch system Of the Ua-
compahgre project. will be let during
the month Of January.
A huge mountain lion. which had
been killing deer, cattle and dogs In
the Glenwood Springs community. was
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
Difficult.

Difficult.
It 10 dimcult for Nine. do 9tael Ito
grow old gracefully" It II more dim
cult to grow old cheerfully.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12

When . man buys q new hat he
wants one somewhat like the one he
had before-but it's different with .
woman.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12

Tho new imitation marble of Ber-
lin engineer, claimed to have extra
ordinary hardness, Is made in half an
hour from cylinders with binding ma
terial and coloring matter.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12
STATE NEWS
or INTEREST TO ALL
coLo 3 oo
COMING EVE

wsstsru NswspADsr Union News Service.
COMING EVENTS.
January 1S-20-Seventh Annual Ma
tlonal Westsrn Stock Show, Denver.
The Keota news., 1912-01-12

W. N. u. DENVER. NO. 2-,s12