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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
PAVING The Wav.

At political meeting a very enthu-
siastic German made a speech begin
ming like this: My dear fellow citi-
Eens and fellow Shermaas. / don't
want to say holdings about nobody, but
look at dem Irish in de Tenth ward;
vot have dey got? Paved streets!
Und vot have We got? Nut! Nut!
Now, my fellow citizens und fellow
Shermans. vot I Wish to say is. dis:
COON, let us put our heads togedder
und make block pavement. The
Housekeeper.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Returning to
Lancaster
NORTHWESTERN
UNITED DOCTORS
Of
MINNEAPOLIS, MINI.
An Association Of Prominent
Physicians Giving FREE Med
icaI Services to the Sick
and Medicines at Cost
MINNEAPOLIS, MINI.
AT Wright Hotel, Wednes-
day, Feb. 2lst. One
Day Only

The Northwestern United Doctors,
largest doctor specialists in the
United States, practicing in Mime
sofa, Michigan, Iowa, Nebraska,
Wisconsin, North and South Dakota
organized and licensed by the states
for the purpose Of treating diseases,
deformities and all durable ailments
without surgical operation.
By their developed system no more
operations for appendicitis, gall
stones, kidney stones, tumors, goiter,
piles or cancer. They were among
the first in America to do away with
the knife. blood and pain in the
successful treatment and cure of these
dangerous diseases
Diseases Of the stomach, intestin9s.
liver, skin, nerves, heart, spleen.
kidneys and bladder, rheumatism.
scatica, diabetes, bedwetting, leg
ulcers, epilepsy. or fits, etc, al
treated with gratifying success.
Selected cases of consumption
asthma bronchitis and catarrhal
diseases absolutely erred with com
bination of medicine. hygiene diet,
exercise and the important uses aud
advantages of clothes. occupation, etc
Many cases of deafness are frequent
" cured in sixty days Loss of
sight, cataract. granulated lids and
old weak, watery. sore eyes treated
successfully. In long standing, deep
seated chronic diseases of men and
women, and slow growths and IN
developed children's diseases, a
treatment chat is absolutely certain
in it's effects can be hal and depended
on.
Eczema, salt rheum, eruptions,
liver spots and chronic diseases of the
skin quickly cured. An absolute
guarantee in every case accepted for
treatment.
Patients with cancer, tumor and
tubercular glands not larger than one
to two inches usually cured with their
hypodermic injection method, with
one treatment and this without pain.
Patients with growths larger than
two inches are not invited to call.
Do not put off this duty you owe
yourself, your friends, and your
relatives. it may save your life.
If you have kidney or bladder
trouble. bring a two-ounce bottle of
your urine for analysis.
Hours 3 a. m. to 8 p. m.
Married ladies must come with
their husbands and minors with their
parents.
A number Of important cases that
we hereby take the liberty to publish,
which might be of interest to some
who wish to know more of their great
work:
Miss Vera Jamison, Poynette, Wis.
Cured Of large goiter of neck without
operation.
K. o. Jelle. Mount Horeb, Wis
Cured Of catarrah of stomach after
having been treated by many other
doctors.
Carl Volks. Mount Prairie. Wis.
Cured of appendicitis Of FIVE years
standing without operation.
Joe Winstofer, Minnesota City.
MINI. Cured of chronic liver,
stomach and bowel trouble.
Mrs. f. o. Flagg, Fox Lake, Wis
Cured of cancer Of nose by the famous
hypodermic injection plan. No
operation.
Emil Keenicke. Perham Mimi.
Cured of chronic nasal catarrh.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
PAPER BAG COOKED BREAKFAST
DISHES.
ny Nicholas Soyer, Chef of Brooks
Club, London.


ny Nicholas soyer, Chef of Brooks
Club, London.
Eggs anj Tomatoes.-Butter a bag
Ehickly, put into it half a pint of to-
mato catsup and butter the size of a
walnut. Cook in hot oven ten min
Utes. Cut a square from the center
of the bag, break into it, one at a
time, four eggs. Cook for three or
four minutes. Dish up. Cut away
all the top of the bag and serve.
<ippered MackereI with Fine
Herbs.-Cut salt mackerel into fill
lets, lay them in a deep earthen dish,
and cover with boiling water Leave
in water half a minute. Take out,
wipe dry, dust with coarse black pep
per, and put on top of each fllet half
"a teaspoonful of minced parsley, and
'cbjVes of onion, and bit of butter
Ene size of small walnut Grease
q bag well, put in the fillets, seal, and
cook for twenty minutes in a hot
oven. Serve hot, with brown bread
and butter.
Marechal of Lobster and Eggs
Take the white and claw meat of a
lobster, chop it small and set aside.
Rub the brown meat smooth in ba-
sin with a bit of butter and a good
dust Of white pepper. Add gradually
half a bottle of tomato catsup. Work
all we'll together. Put into bag four
SLICE of bacon. Do not seal the bag.
Cook the bacon four minutes, then
take cut, and put in the lobster and
tomato mixture, seal and cook for
eight minutes. Cut open the bag on
top, put in the white meat, and make
hot for four or five minutes. Lower
the gas very much for this last cook
5ng-the white meat must only get
very hot, as cooking toughens it.
Serve in a very hot dish, garnished
with the slices of bacon.
Eggs a Ia Tripe.-Rub together an
ounce of butter and an ounce Of -four,
cook smooth in half q pine of milk
which has been favored lightly with
mace. Add to it two large thinly-
sliced onions, cooked in a bag with
little butter, and six hard-boiled
eggs cut in halves lengthwise. Pour
gently into a welIgreased double
bag, and make very hot in the oven
Tor ten minutes. Serve as quickly
as possible, on a very hot dish.
Eggs on strassburg Croutons.-Cut
the crust from four even-sized
squares of stale bread, butter them
thinly, dust ligltly with pepper, and
spread with layer of foie gras. Cook
for i've minutes inside a well-greased
bag. then cut open the bag and break
an egg on each Tquare Of bread. Dust
the eggs on top with pepper and a
very little salt and cook for another
four minutes. Serve Immediately
on A very hot cish.
Eggs a Ia BechameI.-Cut four
hard boiled eggs in halves Iengthwiser
put them into a thickly creased bag
with a gill of cream, salt and pepper
TO taste, and tiny dust of powdered
mace. Cook FIVE minutes in a mod
crate oven, ana serve he: on squares
Of lightly buttered toast.
copyright, 1911. by Sturgis & Wal
ton Company
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Well informed

my good man." said the hesitant
phlanthropist, st would be glad to
give you a quarter, but I am afraid
you are too little acquainted with the
benefcent properties Of soap"
my dear sir" replied the itinerant
one, with a truly ChesterfieIdian air,
''you do me a great injustice. l have
read hundreds of soap advertisements
on the bill-boards of this, my native
land"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
FOley's Honey and Tar Compound
"Cures in Every Case"

Mr.. Jas. Mccartney, Mgr. of the
Schlitz Hotel, Omaha, Neb.. recon i.
mends Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound, because it cures in every case.
II have used it myself and I have
recommended it to many others who
havA since told me of its great
curative power in diseases of the
throat and lungs" For all coughs
and colds it is especially effective.
J. 7. Bennett
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Elauhert,s First Novel.

Many hitherto unpublished works
by Gustave Flaubert have appeared Of
recent years. None Of them has been
devoid of interest, but "Novembre, ;"
now published by Conrad, is notewor.
thy. 1t was Flaubert's first novel,
written in 1912. when he was twenty,
one, and before all else a dreamer
and lyrist The story is Of a young
man who has lived in the realm Of
imagination-Th Athenaeum
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
WomanIY Reasoning.

'My dear, why do you worry so
about your husband? You can't make
a man good by being jealous of him."
ST know that, but I've never heard
Of any woman who caused her hus.
band to keep out of mischief merely
because she let him know that she
wasn't watching him like a hawk
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
FeminlnitY AnaIYzed.

IF 4 woman took infinite pains to
reveal herself to a husband or a lover
just as she really is, he would think
she vas suffering from some incurable
mental disease. A few Of us indicate
our true natures in hysterical out
breaks, fits of bitterness and sus-
picion; but this involuntary frankness
is generally discounted by some subtle
deceit. THE Dangerous Age" by
Karin Michaelis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14

Nevertheless, the fact remains that
The burning fire, the bubbling caldron
are sources Of double trouble to
womenkind. Therefore, they should
rise up ard call blessed NJ. Soyer's
system of paper bag cooking, which
has come newly to their help. It
s-ves the bualblings Of the caIdron,
and thereby the trOublings of the
cook. This in many, many ways.
Perhaps the most instantly apparent
one fs-the fact that there is no
caldrOn to be washed or secured when
the flesh is weariest.
So, also. are the roasting pans and
those for frying, likewise the broiIer.
Paper bags can do the work better
and be thrown away when they have
served their turn.
But do not make the mistake of
taking it for an accomplished cook.
1T is a help toward helping yourself,
nothing more.
Beef or Veal Loaf.-To each pound
of raw minced lean meat, add an
ounce of finely minced suet, half
small minced onion, a dust of pepper,
a pinch of salt mixed through a scant
spoonful Of -four, and a light sprinkle
of powdered herbs. Mix the seasoning
we'll through the meat, shape it into
q fat, round cake, rub butter plenti-
fully on the outside, put into a
creased paper bag, seal and bake in
a hot oven, allowing fifteen minutes
10 the pound. A few slices of tomato
put in the bag helps to make tasty
gravy. A spoonful of tomato catsup
may be used instead.
Baked DEMONSTRATION for fifteen
minutes Spanish or Bermuda onions,
chill them in cold water, then cut a
V out Of the hearts Fill the space
with butter, after busting it we'll with
salt and pepper put the onions in
bag with lump of butter and very
little water, seal and cook twenty
minutes in a hot oven, or thirty min
utes in very moderate one.
copyright, 1911, by the Associated
Literary Press.)
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Malice prenense

George, father advised me last
night that I must not have you call
on me-"
81 think you misunderstood him,
dearie. Why, he gave me a cigar this
morning"
"Oh! Then you haven't smoked it
yet. Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Chance in the Weather.

Mrs. Spinks-Where is the money
you have been saving for a rainy day?
Mr.. Spinks-In the Neverbreak Saw
ings bank.
Mrs. Spinks-Well, give me a check
for some of it. I want a new water
proof.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Echo Answers "Whv ~

GA man out in Seattle, where there
is a wateE famine, is reported to have
shaved himself with a pint of cham
payne"
champagne has been known to put
a fine edge on a man. Why shouldn't
it do the same thing for his razor?''
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14

Do not allow your kidney and
bladder trouble to develop beyond be
reach Of medicine Take Foley
Kidney Pills They give quick
results and stop Irregularities with
surprising promptness. j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
HiahIv Recommended.

ooh, I hear you are going to mar
ry Mr. Dashaway?"
eyes; just as soon as I get my de-
cree"
81 congratulate you, my dear He's
one of the incest husbands I ever
had"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
shv on Cash.

why wasn't your Bohemian res
taurant a success ?"
People wouldn't enter into the Bo-
hemian spirit of the place."
Wouldn't they talk in epigrams or
sing?"
"Oh, they did all that, but they
wouldn't spend over so cents a head
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Napkins Known to the Ancierts

The napkin, in its primitive state.
found its origin in China During the
Man-Dshu dynasty $4,000 years ago.
the napkins were already in general
use; they were Of silk or certain kind
of linen and canvas; later came the
paper napkin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
EXPLAINED.

Belshazzar saw the writing on the
wall and called for his dream book.
Writing on the WALL" said the book,
signifies that some one has left a
pencil where the children could get
it."
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
He Was Mistaken

81 asked your husband last evening
if he had his life to live over again if
he would marry you, and he said he
certainly would"
He certainly wouldn't"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Time Limit Expired.

Mrs. Knagg- Perhaps you recall it
was on a train that we first met"
Mr. Knagg-Yes, but it's too late
now to sue the company for damages.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Rarely Lose Their Minds.

An alienist says alienists rarely
lose their minds That they more fire.
quently lose their morals is evident
from the manner in which some of
them testify in criminal trials
Louisville Courier-Journal
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14

Tommy-Say, pop, what's an opti-
mist?
POp-A man who sometimes hears
Of people doing things just as he
would have done them if he had been
there.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Valuable Invention

A man in East India has invented
an electric pen that carbolizes the
sheet of paper over which it passes.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
a Fast One.

What is that mans walk in llfeF
Hes a bank runner"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14

tack the vital organs, causing catarrh Of
the bladder, briCk-dUst or sediment in
the urine, head ache, back ache, lame
back, dizziness, slecpIessness, nervous
ness, or the kidneys themselves break
down and waste away cell BY cell.
Bladder troubles almost always result
from arrangement Ct tic kidneys and
better health lin that organ is obtained
quickest by q proper treatment Of the kid
neys. SWamp-RooG corrects inability to
hold urine and ccalding pain in passing IT,
and overCones that unpleasant necessity
of being compelled to go often through
the day, and to get up many times during
the night The mild and immediate effect
of Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy
is soon realized. It stands the highest be-
cause of its remarkable health restoring
properties. A trial will convince anyone.
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and is
sold by all druggists III ffty-cent and
one-dol1ar size bottles. 4ou may have a
sample bottle and book that tells all
about it, both sent free by mail. Address,
DR.. Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, n. Y.
When writing mention reading this gem
erous offer in this paper. Don't make
any mistake, but remember the name,
Swamp-RoOt, and don't let a dealer sell
you something in place of Swamp-ROOt--
Il yOu do you viii be disannoia1ec
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14

Double double toll and trouble!
Fire burn and caldrOn bubble"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
Great System Perfected by Nj.
Soyer, Famous London Chef.
ELIMl MATES MANY KITCHEN
TROUBLES.
BY Martha McCuIoch Williams.

William Shakespeare, it may be,
had not cooking in mind, when he
set his witches chanting:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-02-14
The Cause Of Many
Sudden Deaths.

prevailing IN this
S because SO decep-
tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused
by it-heart dis
ease, pneumonia,
heart failure or
apoplexy are often
the result OF kid
ney disease. If
kidney trouble is
allowed toadvanCe
tire kidrey-P poison
ed Blood will at
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10

of he other prizes to be awarded i'll this contest. Each and every con tes4ant has exactly ,he same chance 70 win. It all depends upon your ability and the energy you put forth while the contest is on. Do not let a day go by without thousands of votes to your reserve.
 kONTEST kOMMET
 The person who insimated to one our our contes,. leaders the other lay that the handsome autos to be given away as capital prizes in this great contest were second handed, had better look over these two classy Title cars and then see if he can ake the price of either and buy anything better in the buzz wagon inc for the money. The Flanders s20'' car are absolutel y new and they will be the same way on the day they are handed over to the winners.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10
STOLEN GOODS ARE
 FOUND BY STEWART
Constable Arrests Two Negroes Who Are Believed to Have Burglarized the V0ss- NichOl COmpany's
 Store.

John Holmes and George Adams, ne- groes were arrested yesterday by Con- stable Frank Stewart and Deputy Constable Jim Moore on suspicion of having robbed the sporting goods and ammunition house of the Voss-Nichol Company at Third avenue and Main street. The store has been burglar ized several times in recent months and Constable Stewart has made re- peated efforts to capture the burglars, without success. Yesterday he got onto a new clue and the arrest of Adams and Holmes followed. The ne- groes have not confessed, but some of the stolen goods, including a pistol and several knives, were recovered
 from Homes house on East Fifth ave nue. Other goods are being searched
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10
TRAVELLING MEN
 JOIN TO BOOST
heid Meeting yesterday at Chamber of Commerce and Perfect Plans
 for Organ.zati0n.

About fifty salesmen, representing Pine Bluff wholesale houses in this city and throughout the state, were q. the assembly hall of the Chamber of Commerce yesterday afternoon Ill response to call issued several day. ago for the purpose of organ izing an auxiliary body of the Cham osr of Commerce The majority of he wholesale houses closed up Ill order to allow their salesmen to at tend the meeting.
 W. L. Carr was selected as the temporary chairman and he presided over the session.
 Addresses outlining the organiza- ion it's benefits and purposes, etc., were made by w. D. Hearn, presi- dent of the Chamber of Commerce; ?. P. Byrd, A. w. Nunn and secre- 1 tary H. c. Spaulding. Several in at tendance were not members of the | Chamber of Commerce but im- mediately joined.
 A committee was appointed for the purpose of drawing up the by .zws and arranging details for per- nanent organization. The committee will meet in ,he office of the secre- tary of the Chamber of Commerce | Tuesday afternoon at 3.30 o'clock to l formulate the report, which will be made at the next meeting of the sal2smen which will be held next Saturday afternoon e, 33O o'clock. Those On the committee are James Lsrkin, Ned Ryland, Charles Chest nut, T. F. Gadberry, and Page Lind say.
 Pamphlets containing interesting statistics concerning Pine Bluff, which were complied by Secretary ! Spaulding, will be given to the ,raveling men for distribution in other cities in Arkansas and other states.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10
INSURANCE MEN TO MEET HERE

As the result of an invitation ex- tended some time ago a letter was received yesterday at the Chamber of Commerce from w. E. Bilheimer, general agent of the Equitable Life Assurance Society in Arkansas, stat ing that the state agency meeting will be held in Pine Bluff on April and 2. About twenty-five agents of the company will ar.end the meet ing. MT. Bilheimer will come to this city next week to make arrange ments for the meeting.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10
ENERGY DISPLAYED NOW
 WILL WORK WONDERS

their friends. Only short time and the successful contestants will say "how easy it was to win such valu, able prizes as automobiles, pianos, diamond rings, suites of furniture and scholarships.
 The Secret.
 The secret of having your name cn the roll of honor at the final close will be found in hustle energy and perseverance and there is not q contestant entered in the contest a, this time but what is endowed with the qualities necessary 70 place them with ahe winners at the final close.
 If you have these qualities now ii the time 70 le. your friends know that you are of the calibre it take to be winner in race of this na- tura.
 Hustle Counts
 If you were unable to secure as many votes as you would wish tht pas, week on account of weather conditions or promises which failed to materialize start out at once and gather them in before some other contestant gets them from you. 1m- press upon your friends forcibly that it is of the utmost importance that they will give you fheir sub- scription at once, and they will un' doubtedly do so. Explain to them that you have strong competition and that while you are taking the time to call back and see them you could have secured subscription from someone else.
 Every contestan. entered in the race who did not properly get the start on the frs. actual week of the contest should make every hour count this week as the contest is get ting closer to the end as each day passes by. Make hay while the sun shines" That is, secure the votes and subscriptions while you have the chance.
 Remember that votes pile up very fast in securing yearly subscriptions Six or seven of these will give you a nice reserve CT help your standing in the paper.
 Do not let any one discourage you in the belief that you have not as good a chance as any other can di1ata to win the autmobile CT any
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10

for and Constable Stewart believes they will be found and that the accused ne- groes will kick in" with a confes- sion in the next day or two The ne- groes will be given a preliminary hearing before Magistrate Gabe Mey- CT the coming week.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10
ANNOUNCEMENT. For Congress.

The Graphic is authorized to an- nounce Col S. M. Taylor, of Jefferson county, as a candidate for Congress from the Sixth District, his candidacy being subject to the action of the De- mocratic primary.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10

Good Intentions Afford Absolutely No Protection Better Insure Now-Today Telephone 29,
 R. H. NJ. MILLS X SONS Who Furnish Everything in Insurance.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10

Nose McCord is acting manager Of the Elks Theater during the absence of Manager Tom Hill.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1912-03-10

Entered at Postoffice at Pine Bluff, Arkansas, as second-class mail matter
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1912-12-14
FOG DOESN'T RESPECT KINGS
How the Late Edward VII. Walked to
Buckingham Palace BY Light
Of Torches.

London. Recently the king had the
experience of driving home from the
theater with torchbearers tramping in
front, The incident recalls the most
curious sight in. pretty varied Lon
don life.
Cropping down st. James street
early one foggy night about the middle
OF King Edwards reign, was sur
prised. writes correspondent. by a
great glare OF torches. and there
emerged silently from the fog a mum.
ber OF men. like footmen. bearing
torches. and behind them group or
gentlemen in cloaks surrounding some
one walking heavily in the middle.
and another body OF torchbearers
brought up the rear.
The parsonage In the middle was
revealed by the torches as King Ed
ward and the party moved slowly and
silently down the street along the
Mall to Buckingham palace The king
had been dining with Mrs George
Keppel in Portman square. 1t was
a curious sight to lee and made one
think of the London OF Charles IL