The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-06-15
Hight. FlycrS-WhiIe Miss Dorothy TAYLOR. the

Hight Flycrs-while Miss Dorothy Taylor. the
piauant American, is going around Paris purchasing
her extensive trousseau. others are planning a start
ling innovation for her wedding to Claude Grahame-
White, aviator. Some of the guests who will attend
the nuptials at the little Walford church in Chelms-
ford. Essex, may arrive in staid horse-drawn car
riages or automobiles. but a considerable delegation
is going to descend from the skies in airships.
'Tommy' Sopwith, Gustave Hamel. the cross
channel aeronaut. and Jimmy Valentine are among
the air1nen who have arranged to go to the wedding
in aeroplanes. Each will carry at least one passenger
with him. and when the flock of aircraft siights in
front of the country church a new fashion for society
weddings will have been tried. if not established.
Miss Taylor, who has flown many times with her
hance. has now put her han on planning" until after
the ceremony. She will not fly nor permit him to fly
before they are married. 1t is said she has a peculiar
premonition of danger.
Probably after they have been married awhile she
will he perfectly willing for him to go planning" as
some women seem to think 1t real romantic to be the
good-lookng widow Of an ex-aeronaut-but she
doesn't intend to lose him until after they are married
at least. Some sense to that.
Close Pickin'-shopkeepers in the Seventeenth
century were subject to other restrictions than those
Respecting prices. 1t was enacted that ANY person
using the trade or mystery of the grocer should not
either by themselves or any third party directly or in
diectly keep more than one shop at the same time"
Grocers were ais oforbidden to sell any commodities
except "raysons, currants. sugar. spice. sore. candle
molasses. runpowder. shot. match. tar pitch rozen. to-
hacco and pipes. cotton, wool, cotton yarn, starch,
hlueing. rise. linseed oil. white and red lead. olives,
prunes. figs, Spanish white alahaster. alum. almonds
birthstone. lampblack and candle rushes."
Gee. What did the people do for grape nuts. Men,
mems and vimmin's face powder, and numerous up-to-
date ct cetras?
The Fan Weather Prophet-t:So p. M. weather
rather black. sprinkline q little). Fessimist-"Doesn
look very much like a game today
Hopeful Fan-"Oh, I don't know; kinda looks TO
me like it was going to break up and clear away this
afternoon"
Pessimist--"What makes you think SOP"
Fl .F.-Oh. it rather looks that way to me in the
sky"
1t is certainly worth something to be cheerful.
He got himself a garden hoe;
He got himself a rake;
He neatly marked out many a row.
The route things were to take:
They seemed to have no weight at all.
His tasks were merely fun:
Ere shades of night began to fall
Each seemed To weigh a ton!
Might WOrk.-Carhorundum, the artificial substi-
tute for emery. which is said to rival the diamond in
hardness, is employed, because of its extraordinary
resistance to heat. as a coating for the interior of fur
naces. Why wouldn't it make a good stomach lining
to guard against the ravages of North Dakota "skee ."
What's Matter?-We havenu't seen a joke about
the lawn mower this season.