Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-25
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i SOME PEOPLE faIi to win because
others do not lose.
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SHE ~ INDEED clever woman n
she IL too clever to show II.
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NO MAN can stand in his own light
without casting a shadow.
Il D. a
i A LOOSE TONGUE sometimes gets
one in a tight ix.
/ D.
Il TELL 1T NOT In Gath, publish u
not In Ascalon. or words to that eff
feet.
THE TURKEY thinks that II IN
even worse 10 have TO tip the scales
than to tip the waiter,
I OCCASIONALLY one man may
abuse another By praItlng hls en-
emies.
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RESIDENCE In n glass domicile
might be regarded az valid arBu-
ment against the hurting NJ miHsi' 80.
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FIRST and second mortgaEeA are
described as those which are placed
on the car and on w unkeep.
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4 At ANY RATE Mr.. Wilson Just
went on the regular boat 10 Der
II mudH like any other citizen, even II
VI ne did threaten TO lick "A reporter,
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BUT JUST THINK Of the unsn'
iCted and useless advice that 10 &C.
cumulating against the return Of Mr
Wilson.
PRESIDENT ELECT Wilson say,
good Republican pOstmasters vii
serve out their terms TT IN, Weed
row.
FIGrEES don't mean much. How
many ~ YOU can draw mental pic.
il ture ~ that S375.OO0,0OO we are
spending ON the Panama canal?
! NATURALLY the Democrats will
be able to celebrate Thanksgiving
with . fairly cheerful cast OF coun.
II tcnHnr".
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4 IT rs EXPLAINED that the dog Il
called the most intelligent animal be.
cause he knows how TO get a good
living without doing any work.
ALBUQUERQUE rises to protes
Indignantly against the statement OI
Dr Larkin that the American Rhodes
=, scholars don't make good. And q
they don't how In II they manage q
3 squeeze through?
Il VINCENT ASTOR has iBO-horse
power lOO.mlles- per hour racinI
auto, But probably he can't &c
p away from hiA troubles In that ma
[ chine any better than some of u
who have to walk.
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i NovembsF 10 IN History.
. November 49, I4ss-I.ucrelia Dor
d EIn takes nrst prize nj tho county fai
. for mlncemeat.
IL .ioyember %, 1532--Henry VII
starts hog-klliing,
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NOW THAT the election In over
I'm digging "a we'll In my back yard,
remarked AIR. CaAtlsTOck. "Strue
water yet ?" Not yet. Struck tn
~ stratum of 1850 yesterday -. wir
e. bustleS. ! expect To strike hoop
4 skirts by tomorrow noon
j. THE MAYOR Of Hot SprinEs Ark
n
Loves Eyes Opencd.
lie fell In love with Kitty
I'll They wed and took nat:
~ lie soon fOund--what n pity
That Kitty was II cat.
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+ NOW. TOMMY. It's Just as kne,
II would be---your digestion In all OF
Of order" said she. And there ism
e reason for wondering why. II WI
II Hunaan hy
apple pie" but Tommy had doubt
r and her logic denied. I'm in app
n pie order" was all he replied Fiel
and Farm.
Isl THE =. +. u. q. ls a society
n New York designed for the preveT
ton OF useless giving on christina
day. The members In good standin
wear badge and are locally know
/. AS "spugs." The system of "el
n change" at the gladsome season
especially deplored. particularly
when you purchase a handsome nj
y yer tea set and receive In exchange
ii simple but artistic Christmas card.
AL D.
Quite no.
no There IN n theory extant that OF
81 should not Offer ths conductor Il
n. fare II he passes you by. Your actl'
may attract the attention OF a spo
ter and thus get the conductor In
. trouble. We do not know that the
H. II any truth in this theory, hut II h
IN eeTtalnly eased many conscience,
Louisville Courier Journal.
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PAULINE, the white House 90
may refuse TO give down milk 10
Democratic administration, up
which II may he expected that
large number Of generous Dem
eW cratic stock raisers will ofrer aUT
a rare bargains ana the new preside
-, may be under the embarrassing n
W cessity 81 consulting the retiring "a
M rotary OF agriculture.
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CoIbceSIliItg . Hfrlh
(F'rom JudEel
w \ turkey 10 O wondroue bird,
ut And. bV q methad Gunaih6,
IN. II often lasts, upon my word,