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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

Perhaps you are one of those chaps
who want the earth. If SO, what would
you do with the old thing IL you had
it?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02
EaInt Hearts and Fair ladies.

r lnC 1edrtS ana fdlr EdoieS.
Frost-And the beautiful blonde
married that rich old duffer simply be-
cause he had valvular trouble.
Snow-Yet still some people say
faint heart never won fair lady.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

The average mans way of forgiving
an enemy is meaner than his refusal
to do so.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

Garfield Tea, by Purifying the blood, eradi-
ates Rheumatism, Dyspepsia and many
chronic ailments.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

Nothing jolts an egotist like the re-
fusal Of people to pay any attention to
him.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

Many married man has chapercn
in his wife
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

ONLY ONE "BROMo OUININE."
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QU1NINE. Look for
the signature of e. w. GROVE. Used the World
over to Cure Cold in One Day. 25c.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

Gerald--People can get used to any
thing.
Geraldine-They why not cheer up?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

Does a thin roman worry because
she has such a narrow outlook?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

PILES CURED IrS TO14 DAYS
FOUR druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT
iENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind.
,leeding or Protruding Piles in to IA days. 60c.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02
BERLIN's SEWAGE DISPOSAL

Much of that which is wasted IN
America is put to use abroad In
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

Always remember to be a gentle
man-unless you are woman.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

stPinlk Eye" is Epidemic in the Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-05-02

When an old man dies and his rela-
tives say that he is better off the
chances are that he is.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26

proved BY the Roosevelt men while
the Taft leaders urged him to proceed.
SeIeet =. Taft Slate.
While the Roosevelt men were howl
ing wildly the Taft men selected
James J. Jones of Newcastle as per.
manent chairman and A. l.. Riggs OF
Rushville as permanent secretary.
The following Roosevelt men were el-
ected in short order.
Member of Committee on Resolu.
tions-Edward jackson, Newcastle.
Member of Committee on Creden-
tials-A. L. Riggs, Rnshville.
Member of Committee on Rules and
Observation-Disclosures Bassett, Shelby
VILE
Vice President of Convention-John
Y Poundstone, Richmond.
The noise was so deafening that an
adjournment was taken before an as.
sistant secretary was nominated.
Elmer Bassett handed out the Gre
dentials to the members of the Taft
faction later.
Charles H. Campbell one of the man
ayers of the Roosevelt campaign in
Indiana, whose home is at Shelbyville
effected the compromise over the con
test of the Shelby county delegation
with Mr.. Bassett representing the Taft
forces. 1t was said that District Chair
man Meredith had stayed away from
the convention purposely as he did not
want to take sides.
The contests in the Henry and Shell
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
Danderiine
Grows hair and we
can prove it
Hair Becomes Soft, Fluffy, Lus~
trous and Beautiful Immediately
After a Danderine Hair Cleanse ,
Get a IS Cent Bottle Now and
Forever Stop Falling Hair, Itching
Scalp and Dandru6

A little Danderine now will Immediately double
the beauty of your hair-No difference how dull,
faded, brittle and scraggy just moissen cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw it through your hair
taking one small strand at time: The effect is
immediate and amazng-your hair will be light,
fluffy and wavy and have an appearance of album
dance; an incompatible lustre, softness and luxu.
rance, the beauty and simmer Of true hair health.
Try as you will after an application of Danderine,
you cannot find single trace Of dandruf or loose
or falling hair and your scalp will not itch, but
what will please you most will be after few week 5
use when you will actually see new hair. fine and
downy at frst-yes-but really new hair-sprouting
al over the scalp.
Danderine is to the hair what fresh showers of rain
and sunshine are to vegetation. tgoes right to the
roots, invigorases and strengthens them. Its life
producing properties cause the hair to grow album
dainty long, strong and beautiful.
Get g cent bottle Of Knowlton's Danderine
from any drug store or toilet counter and prove to
yourself tonight-now-shat your hair is as pretty
and soft anyth.t il has been neglected or injured
by careless treatment-that's all-you surely can
have beautiful hair and lots of ii. you will just
ny little Danderine. Real surprise awaits you.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
WOMEN WITNESSED
BURGLAR WORKING

With no protection of any kind, no
help, and afraid to call for help Mrs.
Elmer. Cox and her niece, at their
home, Is South Ninth stree, Friday
night. about 11:45, watched the eff
forts of stranger to force an en-
trance into the house by way of the
windows.
The burglar tried for half an hour to
jimmy several windows but was un.
successful. The frightened women
also saw him try windows and doors
of nearby houses, but without success.
Mrs. Cox was about to retire Friday
night, when she heard a slight noise
at a north window. She crept to the
window of her room. and saw a man
trying to lift the windows with a small
iron bar.
No mention of the attempted rob-
berry was made to the police. The man
Is described as Of about medium sta
ture. with dark SLOUGH hat. and a
dark suit. He wore no overcoat al
though the night was cold.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
NO WORDS WASTED.
A Swift Transformation Briefly Die
cribod.

cribed.
About food, the following brief but
emphatic letter from q Georgia wo-
man goes straight to the point and is
convincing.
my frequent attacks Of indigestion
and palpitation Of the heart culminat-
ed in q sudden and desperate illness,
from which l arose enfeebled in mind
and body. The doctor advised me to
live on cereals, but none of them
agreed with me until I tried Grape
Nuts food and Postum.
1.-THE more l used Of them the more
felt convinced that they were just
what l needed, and in a short time
they made a different woman of me.
My stomach and heart troubles disap-
peared as il by magic, and my mind
was restored and is as clear as it ever
was.
II gained flesh and strength so rap
idly that my trends were astonished.
Postum and Grape-Nuts have benefit
ted me SO greatly that l am glad to
bear this testimony" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich.
There's reason" and it is ex'
planned in the little book, THE Road
to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
A CHURCH FAIR TO
RAISE SCHOOL FUND

The members OF St. Andrews Cath
olic church at mass meeting yester.
day decided to give fair some time
after Lent for the benefit Of the new
school that is to be erected immediate
ly north of the church. An executive
committee. Mrs. Al Pardieck. Mrs
Thomas. Miss Cora Dickman. Mr.. 10
seph Waterman and Mr. Gus Cook
was named.
The contract for the school has been
awarded to A. NJ. Fry OF PiQua. Ohio
The building will be of gray brick, re
inforced by concrete and practically
fre-proof. The building is to be com
pleted by September l of this year
Work is to begin as soon as the wealth
er will permit. The cost will be 5000
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
The TheQterS

The Murray is all right this week.
But why don't the vaudevillains get
up something new?
Really new Not warmed over
However this may be merely the ia
ded theatrical appetite of the profess
sional vaudeville.goer
Maybe its theatrical spring fever Or
vaudeville spring fever. For vaudeville,
oftener than not, has little to do with
theatrics.
However there are some things that
aren't 20 bad. In fact we'll enough.
Among them the Leroy Sisters. one
Of whom IL genuine comedian and
dances most extraordinarily. Her bur.
lesque of the Merry Widow waltz is
vastly amusing az are her other Apa-
che-hke contortions. This girl Is un-
commonly good. The other acts as a
foil.
A sketch by Goodrich and Lingham
|. has a certain cleverness-on the part
of the man-not often seen in vaude-
willie OF this character and the girl who
(, impersonates several characters does
20 with much theatric vivacity.
thing and takes with the audience,
while "Won by Wireless" presumably
the headliner, is an amusing. If some
what inch0ate sketch.
In the latter certain Johnny Eek
ert--supposedly this Is the Johnnie
Of the program although, rs hitherto
stated. vaudeville programs are entire
~ cryptic-does an enormously divert
ing characterization. A German is he
and very skillfully initiates a person OF
this nationality laundering in the Eng
lish morass.
Several people with him sing well
and the recall at the end Ia for the
quintet number. They should respond
That's what people want to hear
+. G. W.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
TAFT ROAD ROLLER
CRuSHEOROOStvELT
FACTION TO PULP
Pro-Taft Credentials Com
mittee Provides a Taft Ma
jority Which Carried All
Before It.
CONTINUED from Page One)

aisles cleared. Mr.. Sims shouted back
that he was not going to but in," and
that Cockrum. should have the aisles
cleared himself.
Extra squads OF policemen were
summoned, but were unable to restore
order.
Horace Stillwell, of Anderson, a
Roosevelt leader, was then called to
the chair and urged the convention to
hear Senator Wood through. Shouts
OF ''never, we won't hear him" and
"Beveridgc and Roosevelt" were hurl-
ed back at him.
"Jim" Watson Takes a Hand.
Finally Stilwell did restore order
after further pleading that 1t was the
conventions duty to hear it's chairman.
When Chairman Wood finished speak
ing he presented John b. COckrum,
chairman of the committee on Gre
dentials. who made the majority re-
the contested Taft delegates in the
convention. Horace Stiliwell of An
derson presented the minority report
Of the committee and moved it's sub
stitution for the majority report.
Former Congressman Jim" Watson
of the Sixth district moved to lay the
Stillwell motion on the table. A
storm broke loose again when U. s.
Marshal Schmidt undertook to call
the roll Of delegates. 1t required Il
minutes to get the vote of the first
two counties.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
City Statistics
Deaths and Funerals.

Isenhower-The funeral of Mrs. Vic
toria Eisenhower. will be held Wednes-
day afternoon at two O'Clock from the
home. 537 South r street. The Rev.
Hardingham will have charge of the
services. Friends may call any time.
Burial will be in Kings cemetery.
Holloway-The funeral of Israel P
Holloway, aged seventy-eight years,
who died Monday afternoon at the
home of his daughter, Mrs. w. f. Nor.
ris. 421 West Main street will be held
Thursday afternoon at two o'clock
from the residence. Burial will be in
Earlham cemetery. Friends may call
at any time. Please omit flowers. Mr.
Holloway's death was due to paralysis
He is survived by widow and one
daughter.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26

twelve votes for Jackson were not
counted as they are in contest.
The work of nominating member
of the committee on resolutions was
taken up amidst much clamor and
noise. Frequent appeals were made
by the chair to the squads of patrol
men in the room to clear the aisles.
f. F. Warfel, of Richmond. was then
nominated as a member of the COM
mittee on credentials by the Roosevelt
forces, while A. l.. Riggs Of Rushville.
and bosom friend of James E. aWtson,
was placed in the field by the Taft
men. Warfel won, 5Hto "a.
James F. Reed of Hancock county
was the Roosevelt candidate for the
committee on rules and organization,
while the Taft men nominated Elmer
Bassett of Shelbyville. Reed won, So
to 48.
Call Rump Convention.
The Taft faction was clamoring wild
ly at this juncture and Charles Hernly
of New Castle asked all members OF
the faction to stay in the room as an
other convention would be held
Shouts of derision from the Roose'
Welt forces greeted Mr.. Hernly and
Chairman Jessup asked the Officers
to eject Mr.. Hernly from the room
"You are not delegate" shouted
Roosevelt man. Il am a delegate,
shouted Mr.. Hernly, land l have
proxy in my pocket. Let all Taft men
stay here in this ROOM"
Thomas Jessup was nominated fol-
vice president and Zell c.. Swain was
nominated for assistant secretary OF
the state convention by the Roosevelt
forces while the Taft men were shout
ing at the top of their voices.
Mr.. Jessup then declared the con
vention adjourned.
While more than 200 men were cry
ing wildly Elmer Bassett mounted a
chair in the front of the room and
made a warm speech. in which he de
clared that the convention did not
smack of true Republicanism. His re
marks were greeted by cries of disap
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
FARMERS ANXIOUS
FOR WARM WEATHER

!. Farmers are eagerly awaiting the
opening of the weather that they may
repair the damage to their fences and
drains caused by the storms of this
winter. Drainage systems have been
ruined, many farmers report, the freez.
ing and thawing causing the drain tiles
to freeze up and break. Farmers along
the river report heavy damages to
their fields. The high water washing
in the banks, and the thawing after
the banks had been frozen caused
large areas to fall off into the river
Many fences were carried out by the
high waters, and the damage OF this
winter will be long remembered among
the farmers of the county.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26

by county delegations were the only
ones that were aired in the conven-
ton.
More than $50 spectators were at
tracted to the room to witness the pro-
ceedings.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26

by the respective county chairmen.
His motion prevailed.
|, Charles F. Hernly nominated Judge
Edward Jackson of Newcastle, as the
Taft candidate for the committee on
resolutions. while T. J. Morgan of
Hancock county nominated r. E. Bry-
son of Fayette county as the Roosevelt
candidate The vote was as follows:
BrysOn Jackson
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26

1Ax0W away TAX I06S01108 1x000s
The case OF Capt. w. A. Ceilings 9fves
announcement for all sufferers from run
ture. The Captain suffered q double rus
ture-A very had one-for which he could
obtain no truss that would hold. He was
confined to his bed much OF the time for
years. Physicians examined his case ana
pronounced his only hope was In Q mutt
lating operation. fraught with danger 10
his life. He kept experimenting upon HIM
self. chiefly using valuable information
that he luckily obtained. and 1naily. to the
astontshment ct all, he went forth cured
OF his rupture-and he remained %.
Capt. Ceilings wonderful cure attracted
widespread attention and lagtons OF others
who had tried various kinds Of trusses, or
had even endured risky operation without
avail. adopted the method which had saved
the Captain and were themselves cured
from distressing ruptures-sinsle, double,
navel. inguinal. femornl. scrotai, etc. Feel
ing that he ought to give all the ruptured
-everywhere-an opportunity 70 enjoy the
Same blessing and be saved from this dis
tressing. dangerous. Afe-shortenlng. tndrun-
lty. the Captain decided to let ht4 means
OF self-trentmcnt become known by send.
Ing trial. free to MI who asked.
You should read Capt. CollngS interest
fng narrative and make q test In your own
case. Simply cut out the coupon balow.
send with your name, address. and mention
what kind OF = rupture yUu have. 10 do
this will cost only . postage stamp. ret
may bring you untold 10y. good Health and
may add many years TO your life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26

You can say goodbye to constipation
] with clear conscience II you use
Chamberlain's Tablets. Many have
peen permanently cured by their use.
For sale by all dealers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
MEETS WEDNESDAY

The Ladies Aid Society of the First
Baptist church will meet Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs. Ferguson at her
home, lis South Fifteenth street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
Probably.

+ Probably.
Sillicus-Mrs. Dashaway is going to
be married for the fourth time. I won
der why. Enthusiastically for the
pleasure 1t gives her Of rocking the
boat on the sea Of matrimony.-Phila
delphia Record.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
One Mothod,

: One Msthed.
"Mother. did you learn to cook BE-
fore you got married."
II did not. I married first. There's
no use learning trade until you know
you're going to need it."-Detroit Free
Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-26
DISTRICT MEETING
LAST EVENING WAS
VERY TfMPfSTUOUS
Taft Delegates Bolt the Cau-
Gus After Decisive Roose-
welt Victory and Hold a
"Rump' Meeting.

Continued from Page One.)
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-07-18
Two Tales Of the South.

Thomas r. Shipp, in political
speech this season, told story about
colored man he once encountered In
front of busted" bank down south.
whats the matter, uncle?" asked
Shipp. Did you have some money In
that bank?'
Every bit had in the world. $4O."
the colored man replied. 1T makes
me feel awful bad to lose It,"
"You should take the matter calm.
ly," said Shipp. did you never hear
OF bank bursting before?"
"Yes," said the uncle, with emphasis.
"But this one done busted right in my
face"
At the same meeting, where Her.
bert Knox Smith. United States com.
missioner of corporations, addressed
the indianapolis Trade association.
Mr. Smith told story Of the South.
A Northern man made visit to the
plantation of southern colonel. he
said, and was almost devoured the first
night by mosquitoes. The next morn.
ing the northern man asked the col.
ored butler about the mosquito plague.
Don't the mosquitoes bother the col.
onel?" he asked.
Not much, sah," the butler replied.
"The fust part OF the night the colonel
am too drunk to feel the mosquitoes.
and de last part Of the nigh; they is
too drunk to bother him"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-07-18
FINGERS so PAINFUL
COULD NOT SLEEP

R. F. D. No. 2, Box 252, Seattle,
Wash.-"The three middle fingers
right at the end of my nails troubled
me for three years. They would get
so infamed, burn and be so painful
l could not sleep. 1t seemed every time
l had my hands in soapy water they
would get worse. They would be so
very sore, then the nails would come
off, and no more would a new one
grow on when they would begin to get
sore again. The nail came off my
third finger four times. l tried every.
thing with no results until one day
read Of lady who seemed to have
had similar trouble cured by Cutl.
cura Soap and Ointment. / decided
to try them and sent for sample.
bought SOC. box of Cuticura Oint.
ment and some Cuticura Soap and
now am thankful my fingers are per.
fectly cured and my nails perfectly
smooth. Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured me-" (Signed) Mrs. Rieke Hin.
ton, Apr. "a, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cutlcura. Dept. L, Boston,"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-07-18
Cruel Realism.

John G. Johnson, the famous lawyer
and no less famous art expert, was
talking at dinner in Philadelphia
about some OF Sargent's cruelty real.
istic portraits.
Sargent once painted a Philadelph
la woman" Mr.. Johnson said. "aud
when the work was finished the ladys
coachman called for it.
"As the coachman was studying the
portrait Sargent said to him:
"'How do you like it?'
"The man answered thoughtfully:
"'Well, sir, you might have. made it
a little better lookin'. maybe, but if ye
he'd, he'd have spoiled it,
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-07-18
The Sad One,

The "Prodigal Son., was the sub.
ject of the Sunday school lesson. The
teacher was dwelling on the charac.
ter of the elder brother.
But amidst all the rejoicing" said
the teacher, there was one to whom
the preparation of the feast brought
no joy, to whom the prodigal's return
brought no happiness, only bitterness:
one who did not approve of the feast
and and had no wish to attend It. Now
who can tell me who this was?"
Silence for several minutes, then a
hand raised and small, sympathetic
voice: please, maam. 1t was the fat.
ted calf"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-07-18
Youthful
Criminal
Moral Health
of Children
Needs Guarding
By MRS. W. j. YOUNG. Galveston. Texas

w YHAT shall do with the youthful criminal? That is a
problem that requires serious thought Some the great
est neects have pondered that momentou question:
and yet all reforms bearing the subject still in an
stage To prevent and children becoming
youthful offenders should be our first endeavor
Modern municipal hygiene does not attempt stop the avages of
disease by merely treating those afflicted The purity the water supply
the sanitary regulations governing dwellings buildings the efficiency
ana completeness OF the SYSTEM etc. given the required
on e thought and money expended uciousy protect
physical well being Protection the wawo municipal depart
ment safeguarding health.
The moral health of children needs guarded and fortified
check reduce the number wayward youths the problem
will be partially solved.
Many feed cohe send their children to school, but for
get nstl into the plastic minds of their offspring truth
honesty and consideration for the rights of Others Character building
the home essential to good morals Parents should cooperate with
school teachers and religious instructors in the training of children
high instincts of Of Of love- of regon-how beautiful
and grand they are in the young heart"
Undoubtedly heediy plays important part the character
child firmly believe that good and worthy examples the proper
ronmen and moral and religious training powerful influence
controlling and eradcang hereditary evil tendencies.
Give youthful offenders chance? Why of course Teach them
the to honest living then them work put enough
their pay envelopes enable them to live respectfully Lack
ployment and insufficient produce harvest of criminals
The wonder that we have not larger crop young awbreakers
What chance have children of tender years working long hours in mills
mines and factories? Suntd bodies and are productive
strong moral characters Men waxing rich the profits derived
child labor only dwarf the minds and bodies of the poor unfortunate
children in their employ but they kill their souls we'll Give youth the
best chance by abong conditions that produce youthful criminals
Boys and girls who stray from the straight and path should
not be herdd with older and hardened criminals little