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The Hawaiian star., 1912-06-29
formed Gran.
What Alp

. 'ItOlU on. we re BOlHS Win SOu, III
formed Gran.
What! ALP"
Sure. We escort you down"
Also we'o go in with him-dead.
head. This we did not announce, but
the other w?s enough. He frightened
Wonderfully with real pleasure.
Good" he exclaimed 81 didn't ask
you l was hoping. l shall be delighted
brothers. delighted. And will you at
tenl? This is a surprise. Bless you
again"
heard Spuds gurgie rapturously
over the scheme; and with mutual
coneratu ations emanating from our
expectant visages we nocked forth. To
be guests for nothing, of an Egyptian
lecturer, is worth the price. As preyft.
ousIy forecasted, the Y. M. c. A. hall
is at the campus, only three blocks
away; and when within half a block
lust to let the interested populace
know of our existence and our late
honors, we struck up a song for Hot
Tamale Tau:
Oh, you must be a Hot Tamale Tau,
'Rah! Rah!
Or you cant go to Heaven when you
die! 'Rah! 'Rah!
put ara Our 6noIo oF tbroz e,,oo-o,
ana a tiger for Brother Jones had toot-
led out in second breath, with lift of
hand and frantic halt he cut it off.
q beg of you! Not here! Isn't that
the placer"
NO; opposite corner, brother" in,
structed Biff, as cheerfully as possible
unoer the circumstances. This is the
Methodist church"
Then it is the place! I am shocked!
They may have heard"
But the Y. NJ. c. A. auditorium is
yours, isn't it, Brother Jones?" prompt
ed Gran.
Il didn't understand So"
Certainly it is that's what the bills
say" we Gssured. Lecture on Egypt,
Parcelius II. Jones, April 10, Y. NJ. c.
A auditorium eight o'clock"
But, dear mel have no lecture on
Egypt
I'VE beg your pardon. We thought
you wanted the Y. NJ. c. A. hall. You
are Brother Jones?"
yes, I'm Brother Jones, | trust"
'Parceius j Jones?"
"Potiphar J Jones is my name"
Uh!
The DISTINGUISHED lecturer upon
Egypt?"
The very humble evangelist, for
church ana soul"
Uh!
AT the Y. NJ c. A."
AT the First Methodist church, OF
this city, for one week"
Uh.
The world reeled off a few reels of
stars; and Granny spoke
We beg your pardon. We werc glad
to entertain you-but We thought that
you were brother Hot Tamale Tau.
We were directed to the ST. James and
we saw your name on the register. The
-ahem-circumstantial evidence was
presumptive of your guilt"
Granny loved the legal sound of him.
I Golf
The Hawaiian star., 1912-06-29

If you want special advice write to
Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnfl-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
FOR SALE

The Casino Property at Pleasant View, consisting of a large two story build . Ing, 3oxS0 dance hall, whole of upper story, 35S feet of piazza, lower floor is furnished with all up- to date shore dinner furnishings, seating capacity l26. new range in cook room. office and store in front 20x30. This property will be sold at bargain If taken soon.
 A DAIRY FARM, containing 11Q acres of smooth land. plenty of wood and well watered. large l4 room house, one barn 24x30. one FOX 24, and hay barn with basemen 1Sx 20, 1S5 bearing apple trees, abundance of small fruit, land in q high state of cultivation, situated on macadam road d few miles from Westerly, R. l.. IA mile to church, village and school A mile to railroad station This is one of the best farm bargains ever offered: sickness of the owner who is past three score and ten, compels him to sell this farm at a great sacrifice. Price $2, 300. Investigate!
 A neat cozy cottage house and s bungalow situated on the west bank Of the Thames near the Vale Harvard races. for sale at a bargain.
 Send for Wllcox's Farm Bulletin. Choice o1 4C0.
 WILLIAM <. WILCOX.
 Real Estate Broker. No. 9l West Broad St.. Rooms 1 and 2.
 Phone conn ection. Westerly, R. I.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
HUMOR OF THE DAY

''There goes a man whose life is nosh- ing but one long regret Mercy, How sad. What is he7" "An editor" Satire.
 Knieker-Think we shall ever talk Co Mars2 Bocker-No, if it were possible my wife would never have overlooked it..-New York Sun
 Did the eruption of VesUTius great fy impress you?" Why, no. I'd Seen it before in moving pictures. ."-Clsve- land Plain Dealer.
 Doctor A--sO Higgins died after all I thought the operation was going to be a success Surgeon B-At was. We collected the bill in advance.-Life.
 Mr. Younghubby-Whs are you cry ing for. dear? Mrs. YOunghubby- Why, I boiled this can of pork and beans for two hours and the can won't come off.-Boston Advertiser.
 MT Morgan-What proof have you of the genuinenesB of these things Art Dealer-Proof? Why, my dear sir, if they were not genuine you could have them for half price.-St Louis Post Despatch.
 "No, MT. Rogerson, I cannot be your wife" (Quickly recovering himself)
 Wtii ludI cANo Abs 1A@J 'luN sgNf Miss Lodemia, if you are carrying all the life insurance you want" -Chl- cago Tribune.
 Mrs. Proudman-Our Willy got mer- itoriOus commendation at school last week. Mrs O'Bull-Well, we'll flint 1t awful, the number of strange dis eases that's ketched by school chil- dFen ?-Tit Bits.
 Farmer-I see you're painting these old trees. Artist-Whats that got Co do with you? Get on with your work. Farmer-Well, since my work is to cut them down, you'd better get on with yourB--Pele Mele.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
Electricity Wsiuhina Coal.

An electrical coal weighing machine operated by opening and closing an electric circuit, has been placed on the market. The operation of the machine is very simple and easily understood. The coal is made to run Into the hopper by means of vibra- tor, which is connected directly 10 a motor by a shaft This vibrator. which is off center, weighs two ounces, but is revolved at speed sufficiently high to shake the chute and cause the coal to run into the hopper.
 When the coal has filled the hopper to a point which will counterbalanca the weight beam trips a switch, stops the motor and vibrator and by mag netic releases the discharge gate, al- lows the coal to run out. As the hope per. relieved of it's load. rises. tho weight arm again actuates & con- trolling device, which closes the dis charge gate, starts the motor and the operation is repeated. A register on the hopper records the number uf times the hopper operatee.-Popular Electricity.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
BREED THEATER.
"Lsst Rites of the Maine, and Burial of It's pesd"--OfficaI Production UnSer U. s. Navy Department.

A distinct and positively unequaled spectacle. the feature at the Breed to- day, is entitled Last Rites of the A6ine, and Burial of Its Dead" which ls the only motion picture made under the official auspices of the United States navy depa artnent. In this film iE seen ali the important events in the disposal of the long submerged hulk Of the ill-fated bSttleship. WheIly cRcrusted with barnacles, the great gtlip is seen lowed to it's final rest ina place, where the most beautiful of all naval ceremonies are performed as the old fighting craft piunges to the depths where if is te remain forever. Solemn and beautiful tributes are paid the dead heroes, ill the touching cere- monies, ana the final interment of the remains Ci the many who went to Jhs:- death RVbiy fighting for the coun- -rr they loVeG so well, takes place in inc official resting place of the gov ernment.
 One thousand feet constitute this oeaatiful tiIm, and every inch of it contains incidents that will thrill you with patriotism and admiration, for it 1s a subject that no one can afford to miaa. Besides this monster attraction the bill will include a very dramatic Bi0grsph story, entitled The Root of All Evil, in which a child ayerts the purpose of a despicable villain.
 Another big feature is the strong story of the south, entitled A Spartan Nothsr, being a spectacular war dra- ma based upon an incident in the second battle of Bull Run. This story is filled with complete and accurately portrayed events that are shown amid 3urstins shells. making this splendid gouthern triunEPh none the less glori- cHs because Of it's environment and result
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

Miss Kathleen Burns of Hartford spent the week end with her parents, Mir. and Mrs John Burns, of Mechanic street
 Samuel E. Johnstone of Dedham, Mass, was the guest of Mir, and Mrs. Gordon A. Johnstone over Sunday.
 Frank Prince of the West Side, who has been ill for a long time, was up- town Saturday.
 Girls employed at the plant of the Connecticut Mills company successfully Conducted dance in Phoenix theater Friday evening.
 The boys baseball team of Williams vile is seeking challenges for games with similar teams in towns in this section.
 Sheriff Preston B. sibley>> was at Webster Saturday 10 attend the fu- neral of a relative.
 Alrs Harry Flint of Providence has recently been the guest of Mrs. Lydia Taft
 To Decide About Fire Alarm Striker.
 Chief A. T. Woodward of the fire de- partment has received notice that a representative of the company that is to surply the auxiliary fire alarm striker is to be here this week. This man will make an investigation as to what Is needed in the way of bell and striker
 pr. Rienzi R7binson's Condition Hope
 fuI.
 The latest letter from Mrs. Rienzi Robinson as to the condition of her husband. Dr. Robinson, contains the information that his chances of recov- cry are now so favorable as to give en- enlargement that he will eventually be well again. but that he is not yet out of danger
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

lightful programme followed by Major Hulrs speech of introduction.
 Special cars will be run on all troll ley lines out of New London after the lecture, enabling out of town pat rons to reach home in comfort, with out the usual overcrowdiDg.
 In 1906 Mr. Hobson was elected to congress, and has ever been found ready tn put his voice and vote in favor of good government. As a lee turer on temperance his equal has rarely or ever been heard. Clear and logical he carries the largest audi ence with him. perfectly fearless, he dares to tell the truth notwithstand- ing it duplicates the government of which he is a part It is easy to pro- phesy for him brilliant future. The people of New London are to be con- graduated that they are soon to have the opportunity of seeing and hearing this matchless orator and distinguish ed citizen
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
EXTRA SIG ACT AT THE AUDI.
 FORUM,

The Auditorium has offered many big acts this season, but the largest of them all, in the number of people employed, is the Nre Ginger Kids, which will be seen at this theater to- day and the first half of the week. There arc nine people iu this act, and all oe them werk On the stage. The act Is styled as vaudeviHe's greatest comedy school novelty, and it is a well arranged combination of mustc, melody and nasrth. This act is booked in here direct from New York, and something extra good is looked for. Don't miss the blseest act of the season.
 A dainty, novel offering is provided by Clara Stevens and Ray Vicara, in a dainty pretean act These two cIev- CT misses have a wall put together novelty which gives them an oppor- unity to display some beautiful gownk The priDa donna Comedienne Laura Howe, will be the third num- Der, and she will offer the latest songs and stories on the market. Miss Howe Ia the possessOr of an exceptionally good voice, which she displays to good advantage in the carefully select ed numbers she sings
 specially arranged bsl of moving pictures has been selected fer Men day including bright comedy and dra- ma intermiAgled.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
A RMVBHKA

Hash fhpu forgot the roasGts aGe4 Of setting sun on Alpine EDgE1 5sEt thou forgot the starry night, The wooden bridge, and tnrRsnsH
 How! - Hast thou forgot ehs whispered ptigAt
 Of long sRoI Have other vows rapaaoed &Aa oldt Have other soenss 5tEst on tnI r4s'Rl Have other tales of love oesn toldI And do they seem to thee more tTuaF Speak, dearest, speak, vah that lSta
 gold
 That gave you7 P1Jra qaId. or dross twas all mine Sws I rsve it. and l give it staIl; Though happy days have onward n9Enl Remembrance fingers by that rilk Where autumn seeds gre aeepAy ao~h
 No frost phaI kill
 Richard EdEeoumta. Temple Bar.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
oRPHEUM TH6ATER, DANlELsoN The 5lg-Chy Show at Small Prices.

The opening bill for the Newplay StoSk company, which will open 8 weeks engagement on Monday, April 2t at OrplleUm theater, DanielsCrs VIII be The Unwritten Law, follow ad by At the Risk of His Life; The Silver Dagger; A Good Fellow; The Man of Mystery; Whose Baby Are You? This company is composed of some of the best stock artprs that can be engaged 10 travel playing a line of plays new to stock and repertoire, the plays never having been produced outside the larg- CT cities at high prices. We are giving inc same plays at popular prices, 10- 9O-aec; also good, up to date vaude- vile between the acts. Ladies' bar gain night Monday, 15c for ladies, lirni3ed number of tickets. Matinee Saturday 1o-7oe. SeatA on sale at usual piape
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
FOR SALE.
JAMES II. HYDE. .Auctfoneer
 AUCTION
Will be sold at Public Auction on TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 19I2,

at 10 o'clock a. m.,
 one-haJf mile out of Hanover. on old F'uller-Chapman farm, 1 farm wagon, 1 Concord buggy, ] top carriage, l ex- press wagon l good work horse new milch cows, Q three year old heifers (new milch}, 1 five year old COW, 5 yearling heifers. 1 old COW, ? brood sows lone due in a few days), 1 Jersey bull (two years old), corn sheller, 1 grindstone, 1 Sharples separator. 1 broodsr, 1 express harness, 1 driving harness, l pair double harness Cnearly new), 1 blow (new last year), 1 culti- vator, some household goods and all farm implements required on an up-to- date farm.
 aprl6TuThsM MRS. ROSE WHEELER.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
POETRY.
rHn cosrMowsrason. sP

tbsnlz 6Ad fer +hs oOuesunnrSNnD,Sf~ The joys thaA garns snt everydA9~ The unEemen he1td unsaAn thaHns That keep the common wAN The routine san that all the ys2N Has kept his one unEhWnfsARg paana UnmurmurinR through obond aSnN Taett A smile upon his lace. Mans life is like & liAgie r@ad
 That rans beside cabin onogs Feeling It's way among fhs h0s~sp@ That bloom forevermore. And hsdged about by eoIursea ehanay That change not as the years run hI The ancient landmarks lead him on Toward the homing sky. The heavenly glory doeB not Reds Far of in some SequaeterAd piane- The u,orning's opening door reveals God iR the Aaisy'H face
 -St. Paul D1sYstuA
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
CAPTAIN ROBSON
At LyOSwEn Thsater, New London, To-
 night.

The long anticipated visit of Capt. E chmond Pearson HObson, the hero os SantiaBo, occurs today. Captain l5Jhson is now 8 congressman from Aabama. Yesterday he spoke at the
 ,E national congress of the Men and Religion Forward movement in Car ragie hall, New York city. This eve ninE he appears at o'clock in New london at the Lyceum theeter. His subject is to be The Great Destroyer. Major Hadlai A. Hull presides, with other prominent citizens acting as vice chairrnen.
 At 7.3o. the Buf1eley school orches- trA ef sight musicians renders a de-
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
PoLps BROADWAY THEATER.
Durkin's MinsseIs Tonight.

By popular request, the splendid D4Irtzin's Minstreis will again appear on the boards at S.15 this evening.
 Tomorrow evening. Si Perkins will again be in town and wifi be on the job with all entirely new line of talk and will extend the Hospitality of the big theater in his original manner.
 Special attention is called to the new arrangement of new pictures ev- cry day. The management is also planning to present a new special fea- t1irs of merit for every evening in the week.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
What Is Going On Tonight,

Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium.
 Motion Pictures and Songs at Breed Eheater.
 Motion Pictures and Illustrated Songs at Barkers Poli Theater.
 Unoas Lodge. No Il, I. O, o. F., meets in Odd Fellows Hall and J. of A., meets in Carpenters Hall. Norwich Conclsve, No. 424, l. o. H., meets in Austin Building
 Norwich Lodge No. 24S, N E. o. P, meets at Buckingham Memorial.
 Taft Lodge, No. 25, A. O. U. w. meets in Ponemah Hall, Taftville.
 Sebequonash Council, No. II, D. of F.. meets In FOresters' Hall
 Barbers Union meets In Carpenters Hall
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

A project is on foot for lighting Co- penhsgen by means of submarine cable connecting the great hydraulic plant at Trollhatten, Norway. An under sea electric line is somewhat ' of a novelty and the results will be watched with interest.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
St. Lnuia swahn

The population of St. Louis, accori- ing to the 1912 city directory, is s17 - T25. A gain of only 190,sss since 1910! St Louis must. be surprised at ita moderation Kew York Sun
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

If you anticipate doing any interior decorating, place your orders with The Banning Studios. Work entrusted TO them will be promptly and properly executed
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

The region about Bernwala, in Ceylon, was not long ago afflicted with a veritable plague of snails. Though these animals are extraordinarily pro- life, they do not often appear in suf- fciently large numbers to make them selves obnoxious.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
S2,50O,OO

Will buy 100-acre Farm, good build ings, near railroad. plenty of wood and water; including horse, COWS, wagon and farming tools.
 What a chance!
 E. A. PRENTICE, Phone 800. 86 Cliff St.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

Edward Page of Taftville has order- ed a 4-hp. spring frame motorcycle through the local Flying Merkel agen- cY and LeMOipes and MuIholland's WiTlgles and GordOn's twin Merkel are expected to arrive this week.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

There are 19 motor lifeboats in use on the coasts of Great Britain, Ct which IS were built specifically for this purpose and four are lifeboats ot the old type converted.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
OANIELSON AND PUTNAM NEWS
PUTNAM

Hungarian Partridges and Quail Re leased in County Towns-congrega- ticnaI c. E. Society to Hear Rev Hugh Brown-5ig Celebration Plan ned by Odd Fellows.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
2I HORSEg

I have % Horses that I want Co dis pose of this week. to make room for the next carload, which will be here Monday, April 29th, There are several good chunks. drivers and work horses among them. Come and see them.
 ELMER R. PIERSON,
 Tel. 1139 apr22d
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
STORAGE

Space for Furniture and Commodities
 Storing ( Leasing Co.,. 10-20 w. Main
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Travellers from Japan report much activity in Japanese shipysrds, where 100 steam trawlers are under con- struction 1t is stated.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

Among the migrating birds it is found that some of the longest jour neys are made by the smallest birds. The humming bird goes from the mid dle states of America to Mexico, and even as far as South America, and back again every year.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
DANIELSON

pr. Robinson's Condition Hopeful Rev. Russell F.. ConweI Secured to Deliver Commencement Address Democrats Elect Delegates to State Convention.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

Frank A Birl has the exclusive sale of ladies Patrician shoes and oxfords, a woman's shoe that's right. See the latest styles.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

William Y. Ortman has purchased a Sap. Excelsior motorcycle from the agency of C. V. Pendleton, Jr J. Y. Davis of New London has bought a A-h.p. Excelsior and Harold Peters of New London 5-h.p. Indian, also of the same agency
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
Farms Wanted

I have a big demand for farms in this vicinity. Write me at once des- cribing your farm fully and what you will sell it for.
 E. A. SUTTON, Country Property. 232 State Street New London, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
SOashOrs Land Tor Sale

WHEN you want 10 pug your Dusi- ness before the public. there IS no me- dium ne3rer than throuE;i yne aGvertis- Ing columns or The Bulletin,
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

Division was formerly indicated by placing the dividend above the hori- zontal line and the divisor below. Tn order to save space in printing tts dividend was placed 10 the left and the divisor to the right, with a simple dot in place of each
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

A gold deposit of exceptional rich. ness is rumored to have been recent ly discovered at the Luibavlnsky nina on the River Omon, about 200 miles from Chita. It is reported that thers is more than one pound of gold 10 one and one-hslf tons of gravel.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

Miss M. c. Adles will be in Norwich all this week See adv.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

The British coal strike has caused a considerable number of Bradford mills and workshops to resort 10 short time, not only in order to economics the coal supplies, but also to mitigate the effects of decreased employment by spreading 1t over an extended period.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
L primers Attitude.

Incidentally. Senator Lorimer must be having the time of his life trying to look innocent.-St. Louis Post.
 Stan1ford.-The Harbor Improvement association has been notified that a recommendation for six harbor lights has been forwarded to Washington.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

The revolution in China has seri- ously interfered with the imports of ginseng, and for the past five or six months the Hongkong market for the root has been greatly depressed. While that Is the chief market of this drug the chief consumption is in North China.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
 ANNOUNCEMENTS

\. E 0. P. meets tonight.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

GOOD PRINTING CHRAP-6Oe sM envelopes Irregular business slRe), card printed in corner, .$Ls5i LsO0. .sl.s5; Ss; iO.S6s, si1so '' 56s sOVi ietterhssSs ai hSsSs, Shx11. printed, $1.65; 1,e00. S2.70; 5,000, $S; 19,es0, sI750; 5eY billheads, 7xS printed. $l.50; 1,98e, $2; 5,soe. s6.5s; l0,s9Q. s1S.5G; 500 statements, 5Axsk, printed 41.25; 1000, s1.75; 5,ee0, Ss.S5; lC,eoe, SlV. Printing of every descFip- ten dene promptly. Send f0f samples The Bulletin Co.,. Norwich. Cenn.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

SACRIFICE sALE-RleasGntly located 7s acre farm, 35 acres excellent blow land, balance pasture and wood, good fruit, l h miles from R. R. station and village, near markets l4 reem colonial house with Verandas, best condition outside and in, large barn, painted, new henhouse, cost SSs5, sheds, outbUIldInRA buildings worth S5,G00; price 3B,20G- $l,090 down. Includes household fur nishinES. farming tools and poultry. Tryen's Agency, Willimantic. Conn.
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Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
Dance With Novel Features.

Collins singing orchestra of Marl- 1oro, Mass, played at a social dance given in Union hall Saturday evening. A feature of the evenings entertain nent was the tenor solos of George Hardy. Some innovations in the way ,f electrical effects were also 1ntro-
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
Two Days Celebration for odd Fol-

lows.
 Next Saturday and Sunday are to be big days for the members of the 1. o. O. F. in this oity. Saturday even ing Israel Putnam lodge will have as their guests nearly a hundred mem bers of the Stamford, Conn.,, lodge, and will see Q degree conferred upon a large class of candidates by d degree team of sixty among the visitors. In observance of the anniversary of the organization of the order the local and visiting Odd Fellows will attend service at the Congregational church Sunday morning,occupying seats along the center aisle.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22
FOR sALR

FOR SALE-Thrse cottages on Man tlc rlVer. furnished, 9sBV; twe others, S2s0e0 and $S,bgO; will take country place 0V miles back; no farm. Dr. heeney, Waterford, Conn. apr2ed
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-22

FOR SALE or would exchange for driving horse, pony, wagon and har- ness. Apply to Joseph SarleS, Peckham Place, Laurel Hill, or Tel 11S6-4.
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