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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
Managers of Eastern Lines De-
clare They Are Financially
Unable to Grant Increase
Asked For.
COMMERCE COMMISSION
BLAMED FOR CONDITION
Refusal of Government to
Sanction Higher Tariff
Forces Railroads to Practice
Economy.
ny Evcnlas Herald 4. -. Iensea Wire,

(ny EvcniaE Herald 4. y. tensed Wirel
New York, March 25.-Flfty rail-
roads comprising practically AN tho
llnce east of chicago ami north of tho
Norfolk and Western. today refused
TO grant an increase in wages de-
manded by their locomotive engin-
GERS.
The engineers demand, presented
on January 2s. was for an Increase
amounting 70 about 10 per cent a
year The railroads refusal Is based
ON the assertion that they are nnan-
cially unable TO boar the Increased
expense.
The railroads. IN their rcply point
ed ont that the proposed Increase VIII
amount TO S7.553,79g aunuuly, which
would be equivalent To placing on
their property q lion OF S1SS.S44.S1S
or per cent securities which would
have preference over first mortgage
bonds, "and to just that extent would
lessen the ability Of tho roads 10 make
the improvements necessary 90 In
crease the efficiency ot their service
and to insure greater safety 60 the
puolic ana employees"
The reply was presented AT Joint
meeting OF the committees represent
ing the brotherhood of Locomotive
Engineers ana twelve presidents and
general managers from the railroads.
The railroads point out that the
Nogs advance Co engineers ana other
employees SINCE t8lJ was undo in cx-
pectatlon OF "a much needed" ad-
vance In freight rates which the in
teratate commerce commission declin-
cd 10 allow Since that period tacy
say, enforced reductions Of rates have
been more or less continuous and
other rate reductions are pending
Ti,e railroads declare thut the fixing
Of % standard Tor the conductors and
trainmen WIS tho result OF crisis
developed IN connection with their
demands and should not be taken as
precedent
Figures are presented 10 show G.,t
wnile the gross earnings OF the roads
concerned Increased $is,559,65a in
1917, there was decrease In net
earnings OF S27.650. 200; ana while
s,i97 less men were employed. the
total wages increased S39,41G,s02
The reply IL signed by the confer
ence committee OF managers. J. G..
Stuart, chairman
Grand Chief Stone after the con-
ference. said he aud the other rep
resentatives OF the brotherhood OF
Locomotive Eagineers would hold a
meeting later, after which they might
have something 90 say.
Was any compromise suggested %
he was asked.
None ne said. I'VE have not
made known out attitude on the re-
fusal and viii not do 50 untll we nave
had time enough Co discuss lt among
ourselves After we have gone over
the matter another Joint meeting with
the railroad representatives VIII Dee
held"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
DEMOCRATIC AsPiRANTs
SEE CHANGE or COMBINE

santa Fe, ". M, March 25.-Sun.
day in the state capital passed quiet
ly but there were the usual number
Of enliyening rumors about the no.
tells and the capitol where members
OF house and senate called for their
mail
One thing however, has developed
beyond dispute and that is that cer-
tain Democratic aspirants for a sem
atorship are not passive spectators
but that they are on the Job day and
night and II there arrives any Oppor.
tunity To put anything over on the
Republicans, they Ere going 10 put Il
over and do il hard, do II quickly end
az scientifically as the occasion per.
mlts.
Felix Martinez. a veteran of the
political game I'M New Mexico. Is In
Santa Fe, smiling. active aud. need.
less te say, busy He Is a candidate
for senator but he Is not talking
about II for publication Chairman
hudspeth Of the Democratic state
committee likewise Is here and there
are any number Of lesser lights con-
stantly IN attendance, Felix Martinez
arrived Friday and since he got here.
half a dozen rumors have been start
cd 20 the effect that he would like 20
make some kind OF combination
whereby he could put over one Dem.
ocratic senator and one Republican
senator But rumOrs are rumors here
now and while few Of them ma.
terlalize from time 10 time. into gos'
pei, they are the exceptions rather
than the rule
The Palace hotel Is the mecca of
senatorial candidates; ita spacious
lobby d the center of the third house
sessions. The third house, has be-
come the common name for the un-
official llttio iuntas that are held
every evening between members OF
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
DTWNVNTs.

I3owman-F FAN ana Mills.
Barnes and Catron.
Clark Mills and Fall.
Champion Mills and Fali.
Doepp Jones ana Martinez.
Evans-Jones and Martinez.
Gallegos Prince aud Larrazolo.
Hartt--Larrazolo and Catron.
Hinkle--Jones and Martinez.
Holt-Fnll and Mills.
llfeld-Fall and Mills.
Laughren--Androws and Catron.
Mabry Jones and Martinez.
Mccoy and Cntron.
Miora Fall and Cutron.
Navarro Mills and FAN.
Page Mills aud Andrews.
pankoy-- and Fan.
A. RomerO-Hagesman and Giilen.
water.
B Romero-Fall aud Catron.
Sulzer -Hagerman and Gillenwater
Waltun--Jones ana Martinez.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
CENSUS BUREAU REPORT
ON SUPPLY OF COTTON
CBy Evening Herald a. r. s.ea,sd wirsl

Washington. March 25.-Tho cen-
sus bureaus report on the supply aud
distribution of cotton for the six
months period ended February 90,
issued al 40 "a. mp today. Is as fol-
lows;
supply; Total. i6,723.2gi bales.
stocks at beginning 81 period.
1.876,O3t.
0lnnings i5s279.b2s.
Net imports. 6S,G6S.
Distributions Exports. S.0O7.Sti.
Consumption, 2,623,a79 ca. IN
cotton states. i.S50.622; ia other
states i.272,T57.
stocks held at end of period. G.092. o
O2S. By manufacturers. i.5f2.g89; in
co;ton states, 793,f0G, In all other
states. 60a.283.
Ia Independent warehouses. 22S0,-
s6G. Ia cotton states. a.0S0.S0b; in
an other states, bel.00i Elsewhere.
2,2Gs,S23.
tA) Includes sG,ii5 bales destroyed
bS' fire az Houston.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25


NJ. G.. DeBaca- Hagerman and Gill
lcnwater.
NJ. w. Baca--Fali ana Catron.
Blanchard Andrews and Fan.
Boulware--JOnes and Martinez.
burg flagerman and aillenwater.
Cartcr--Joncs and Martinez.
Campbcll---Jones ana Martinez.
Casados Jones and Martinez.
Catron--T y. Catron ana Andrews.
Chavcs- Andrews and Mills.
Chrismau--vprince ana n. l.. Baca
clancy Mills ana Larrazolo.
Cooney Andrews and Il. =. Baca.
Manuel CordOya suspended.
Downa Fail and Mills.
Evans Jones and Martinez.
Gage--IOncs ana Martinez.
Garcia Jones and Martinez.
Goodell--Fall and Andrews
Glllenwntcr and Hagcr-
man.
Fiiton--Andrews and Catron.
House Jones and Martinez.
I.abadio -Catron and Larrazoio.
Lleweilyn--Andrews and Fall.
Lobato- Mills and secundino Ro-
nero.
AaNNfA AAANAAMhN ANu tAAttH f1NttNlAfe
Love Martinez and Jones.
J. r, suspended.
Nanzanaros Mills ana Catrcn.
Martincz--Jones and Martinez.
McGillivray -Catron and Andrews.
Luis r. MuntOya suspended.
Morono--Androws and Lsrraz0lo.
Mullens Jones ana Martinez.
Nichois-Jones and Martinez,
padllla--Fall and Catron.
Qulntano- Mills and secundino R0-
nero.
Rogers--Joncs and Martinez.
Sanchez Fall and Mills.
SkidmOre--Fuil and NILS.
Smlth-Junes and Martinez
TOombs--M Mills aud Fail.
Trpp-Mills and FAN.
Julian Truiillo- suspended
Tucker--JOnos ana Martinez
Kelly Fall ana Andrews.
Vargas Andrews and Catron.
Young Andrews and Fan.
r.. l.. Raca--Androws and Fall.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
SWOLLEN STREAMS
THREATEN BIG
DAMAGE
Cincinnati, St. Louis and KeO-
kuk in Path of Floods; Hun
dreds of Acres Unfter Water
Along Raging Ohio.


CBy EVenlng Herald 4. a.. Leased wlreb
81 l.nnis, March 25.-Further
floods on the Mississippi river were
imminent this morning. because of
the rising temperature which follow
ed yesterdays heavy fall Of snow in
this state. Kansas ami Illinois. The
river was rising sloRly here and
stages We're adyanci ng rapidly az
points above ST. Louis, while the riv-
ers are bank full everywhere. The
Illinois is al flood Stnge for most of
rs length and serious ovorflOws are
expected.
The Missouri Is rising rapidly at
Fulton, Mo, and tb ere "a auxiety over
the stage as far as Omaha Il Is fear-
ed that the whole OF New Madrid
county may be oyerilowed within a
day or two.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
SERIOUS DAMAGE FROM
FLOOD NEAR CINCINNATI

Cincinnati o., March 25.-'lhe ONO
river reached t1e flood stage here to-
day and continues rising. This morn
ing tho stage Kas 500 fcet The
weather observer predicts hhe crest
viii reach hel'e tomorrow morning,
bringing tho rAer to- "a or - feet
Much dama'aa already has been
caused hy the high water In the east
and west cnds cellars and houses
have been flooded and along MIL
Creek hundr eds of gardens are under
water.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
MOTOR CAR BANDITS
SPREAD TERROR
ON FRENCH
HIGHWAYS
Daring Quartette Murder
Chauffeur and Refuses to
Stop; Bank Looted and the
Cashier Slain by Thugs.
FLEEING MURDERERs
FIRE UPON PURSUERS.
Lny nYenlng IIernla 4. p. Lra.ed w

tuy Evening ternld y y. Lrnaeu Wtr"l
pnfis, March s5 Tho automobile
bandits who iu February terrOrized
many districts or France hy carrying
out IA extraordinary series of crimes,
have perpctrutcd during enc last few
days other daring crimes which
reached their climax this morning ia
a murder on the public highway be-
tween Villrncuyo-st George ana
Paris
4 gang OF four bandits who occu-
pied an automobile ordered the
chauffeur of a. private motor ear to
stop W1en the chauffeur refused
the hiEhWaymcn shot him dead and
wounded the occupant OF tho car.
After throwing tho body vt the
chauffeur into a ditch tho bandits
entered tlc automobile and drove
todard Paris,
Brgands bearing an the appear
auce OF ueing the authors of this
moruing's hold-up arrived at Chan
tlly lh AN automobile. -Four of tho
men. armed with rcvoltors entcred
the branch or Paris bank. whore
they shot the cushicr aud another
empioyc dead. dangerously wounded
q third man and escaped with $4,000
in notes
4 NTH bandit in the meantime kept
guard at the door Of the bank wi.h a
loaded cnrbine while a sixth sat re- ady
at the steering wheel OF the meteor
car waiting 90 start Immcdiately
after the robbery had been accom-
plished, the bandits rushed out. jump
ed on the motor eur nnd started a
full speed toward Paris.
An alarm was raised but pursuit
WAS prevented hy the bandits with
revolver shots. They abandoned tho
automobile which later was discover
ed az Asnieres. near here The au-
tomobllo probably had boon stolen.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
BEEF TRADE MONOPOLY
REALITY, SAYS LAWYER
Cny IsveniuE Herald 4. p. leased wirs)

Nut NfFht~G hernld ~ " Leased Wircb
Chicago. March 5.-That Armour
and company. Swift and company and
Morris and Company have today iust
as effective a monopoly of the meat
business as though their proposed
billion dollar combine had been
created, was the contention In SUBJ
stance of Attorney Buffers closing
argument for the government IN lrs
antitrust suit against the Chicago
packers.
IL Is expected the case win be in
the iurys hands this aftornOon
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
BRITISH MINERS AND
employees DEADLOCKED


London. March 25.-The confer
ences of Premier Asquith and mem.
bors OF the British cabinet with tho
mine owners and miners, respective
ly, lasted throughout the daY, but II
any progress toward the solution OF
the deadlock WAS made o. was not suf-
flcient 20 Justify the resumption OF
the round table negotiations between
the owners and miners
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY
IN ILLINOIS PROPOSED


Springfield, ill March 25-Goyer-
nor penoen today ord dared a call ls-
sued for q special session ol the lcgiH-
lature 20 act on "a proposed presiden-
tial preference primary bin The
session viii begin tomorrow
TO make the law effective IN time
for the primaries April 3. the BIN as
an emergency measure would require
the affirmative votes OF twothirds OF
the Legislators
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25

Glasgow. March ga general de-
fectlon of tho miners from the strike
movement seems probable In Scot
land. Que thousand men resumed
work IN the pits az nell niil, Lanark-
shire. today in other pits also there
was much resumption of work.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25
DlscuSslon of Wage BuI Delayed.

London, March 2t.rhe discussion
of the minimum wage bill IN the
house OF commons has again been
postponed until tomorrow. as negotia-
tions are still proceeding between the
mine owners ana the miners under
the guldace OF ,he premier ana the
members of the cabinet.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-25

.lcouIInued on 80 2. c0lumn ll
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
COULDN'T HAVE DONE BETTER
Marriage Arrangement Seemed Some.
thing Of Bargain, but II Turned
Out Happily.

George A. Birmingham, the widely
known writer. says there is no coun-
try In the world where marriage, at
least in the peasant class, is more q
matter Of bargaining. and yet shows a
higher average Of stability and con-
tent than Ireland. Sometimes the
man has never seen the woman be-
fore they are brought together, the
precise number of pounds, sows. or
pigs to be handed over having been
by that time settled.
This is illustrated in personal recol-
lecuons just published by an Irish
woman. She was visiting with an
aunt cottage In the neighborhood.
and admired fine mahogany chest Of
drawers.
"'Twas for that I was married"
said the mistress Of the cottage. A
young farmer had also seen and ad-
m1red. A bargain was struck. There
was no money. but the bride was to
have q couple Of sheep, yearling
bullock and the chest. The prudent
young man measured it. and then
turned and asked:
AN which O. thin little girls is IT."
She was the Oldest unmarried
mkt the doore." as the phrase was.
AN SO l wint," she said. "and was
happy ever afterwards.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
SPORT.
STANDING OF WESTERN LEAGUE.

w. F. Wallace, widely known as a
circus man, died at Hot Springs, Ark.
of heart failure.
Cochreham of the Topeka Club
pitched the first no-hit. no-run game
of the season at Omaha and shut out
Omaha
The American team won the Palma
trophy. representing the military rifle
championship Of the world at Ottawa,
Ontario.
Frank Whitney of Cedar Rapids.
lightweight champion Of Iowa, was
given a decision over Billy Wagner.
champion of Canada, in a ten-round
bout at Cedar Rapids.
Young Ramey Macy sprung a sur
prise at the State Fair grounds at De-
troit when he drove The Wanderer.
owned by George Estabrook Of Den
yer. to victory in the Michigan 310.-
900 stake.
]. A. Johnson. negro heavyweight
champion pugilist. obtained an injunc-
ton in the Superior Court OF Chicago
restraining the management Of me-
gro theater from exhibiting motion
pictures OF the funeral procession of
the champions wife. who committed
suicide.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
MADE THE WRONG QUOTATION
Nervous Swain Meant Well, but II
Was Not Likely He Won Love
Of Fair Maiden.

He was diffldent and universal In so
ciety's ways, but he was badly smitten
with reigning belle, and had nerved
himself to WOO and win. So he Sc
cured an introduction, and in due
course went to pay his first call.
He thought it would help him out a
bit If he took her some flowers, 80
he bought a superb bouquet for her. AS
he reached the house, however he re-
membered that she had a splendid con-
servatory, and he tried to think of
way out of the difficulty. Suddenly he
recollected the saying anent taking
Goals to Newcastle" and determined
to make use Of It, But he was dread
fully nervous. He broke into cold
sweat as he rang the bell. and when
the divinity appeared in the recep-
ton room he didn't know whether he
stood on his head or on his heels.
'I-I-thought," he stammered.
that would b-bring you a bouqust.
b-but it's like casting p-p-pearls
before swine!"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26

continued its use until Twas made we'll.
Mrs. HENRY LEIsEBERG, 743 Adams St
Kearneysville, w. Va.-"I feel it my
duty to write and say what Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
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l could hardly endure being on my feet
after taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and following your
special directions, my trouble is gone.
Words fail to express my thankfulness.
/ recommend your medicine to all my
friends. Mrs. G. B. WELLINGTON.
The above are only two Of the thou
sands Of grateful letters which are con-
stantly being received by the Pinkham
Medicine Company Of Lynn. Mass. which
show clearly what great things Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound does
for those who suffer from woman's Ills.
II you want special advice write 70
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be opened, read and answered by .
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
Teas Conquest Of Rome.

OF all the conquerors that have
come to Rome no one has gained such
a complete victory as tea has won in
the Italian capital. Twenty years ago
the British and American tourists who
came to Rome were catered to in the
matter Of tea in a rather shamefaced
manner in the strangers quarter near
the Plaza di Spagna, and English
Tea Rooms" was the legend to be
seen in a few windows hard by Cook
& Sons Offices.
Nowadays the palm lounges Of the
Grand and the Excelsio hotels at tea
time are two Of the sights Of Rome.
for all Roman society drinks tea
abroad in the afternoons. and there
are as many uniforms at o'clock in
the big hotels as there are at sundown
on band days on the Pincan hill. All
the big pastry cooks shops in the
Corso and the other principal streets
now have Afternoon Tea" in gold
letters on their plate glass windows.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
Poser for the Doctor.

DR.. Lewis White Allen, the Denver
psychologist. was giving an informal
talk on physiology upon the windy.
sea-fronting porch of an Atlantic City
hotel.
5 Also" he said. "it has lately been
found that the human body contains
sulphur"
Sulphur" exclaimed a girl in q
blue and white blazer. How much
sulphur is there, then. In girls
body?"
"Oh," said DR.. Allen, smiling. "the
amount varies"
"And is that" asked the girl. why
some OF US make SO much better
matches than others?"-St. Louis
GlobeDemocrat.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
FOREIGN.

Six thousand railroad employees in
Catalonia, in eastern Spain, struck.
Franz Koetsch, laborer OF Vienna.
was put on trial at Graz for his action
In saving the life of w6uld-be sui
eide.
Oaxaca, capital OF the state by that
name, Is reported to have been at
tackled by Ixtejpano Indians. number
ing 5000.
Lady De Battle (Mrs. Langtry) left
London on the Cedric for New York,
on her farewell tour of America in
vaudeville.
Little hope was held out in London
for the recovery OF Mrs. Pat Campbell.
the actress. who is i'll at her home in
Kensington square.
Robert Grosvenor, eldest son of
Lady Arthur Grosvenor. was thrown
from his motorcycle and badly in
jured. near Whitechurch, Cheshire,
England.
The terms for peace between Italy
and Turkey have been practically ar
ranged with the exception of pro-
posed loan to Turkey of between 500,.
100000 and 6OO.OOO.OOO francs.
BY the collision of two trains at the
railway station at Marheban, Belgium.
sixty-two persons were injured, seven
probably fatally. Several cars, which
were filled with marketers were tele-
scoped.
Sir Max Waechter, seventy-five, who
saved the famous view from Richmond
hill. near the Star and Garter hotel,
by presenting Glover's island and the
freehold OF Petersham lodge to the
town of Richmond, was married at ST.
Peters. in London, to Armatrude. the
twenty-two-year-old daughter Of the
late Col. BERTHE Hobart.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
CAUGHT FROM THE NETWORK OF
WIRES ROUND ABOUT
THE WORLD.
DURING THE PAST week
RECORD OF IMPORTANT EVENTS
CONDENSED FOR BUSY
PEOPLE.
Western Newspaper Union news Service.
WESTERN.

1t is now practically settled that the
taken off the Republican ticket on the
ballot.
The marriage of John w. Ringing
OF Ringling's circus to Miss Bessie
Hayes has ben announced at San Fran.
cisco.
Gov. w. w. Qonaghey was hanged
in effigy at Little Rock. Ark. The
dummy bore the placard. "Nigger
lover"
]. w. Dcford ran amuck at Big
Piney, Uinta county, Wyo., and was
shot and killed by w. G. Heitz, ho-
tel proprietor.
Miss Lucy Goode White, the first
woman in California to receive a Judi
cial nomjnation, failed to pass her
bar Examinations.
The women OF the United States
will have their inning at the Conser-
vation Congress which opens its
fourth session at Indianapolis Oct. l.
Aviator Russell Blair of Kansas
City while making an exhibition flight
at Shenandoah. Ia, was killed in fall
from a height of thirty feet.
Not a word OF acknowledgement
passed the lips Of Charles Carson. sen
fenced to be hanged at Folsom prison
when he had been reprived until
Nov. 8.
Former Congressman Franklin E
Brooks and Horace G. Clark of Colora
do, will address the twentieth Nation
al Irrigation Congress which opens
at Salt Lake City September 30.
The nomination by petition of Unit
ed States Senator Jonathan Bourne
Jr., for the United States senatorial
candidacy, was received by Secretary
OF State Olcott Of Oregon.
Francisco del Vale Frasquito. a bull
fighter, was the first victim claimed
by the celebration of Mexican Inde
pendence day at Los Angeles. Fras
quito was gored through by bull.
Cigarettes and cigars are not quite
strong enough for the women OF Kan
sas City and they are now chewing
plug tobacco. according to the exclu
sive dealers in the boulevard district
Federal troops under Colonel Obre
gon defeated band Of rebels twenty
seven miles south Of Aqua Prieta a
the San Joaquin ranch. according t.
n telephone message from Frontera.
to Douglas, Ariz.
The Washbourne-Chandle weddins
which was performed after the signing
of a pre-nuptial agreement that pro
vided for absolute independence" OF
the part OF each contracting party
even to the extent of having children
by other parents II either desired to
has raised a storm among the preach
ers of Los Angeles: who condemn ir
unmeasured terms the marriage and
the contract.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
WASHINGTON.

Stirred by failures of national banks
during the past few months. Lawrence
0. Murray, comptroller Of the cur
rency, has announced that he would
take vigorous steps to make banking
safer.
The Clapp committee, investigating
campaign contributions and expendi-
lures, has determined to hear ]. Pier
pont Morgan and George w. Perkins,
as we'll as ex-President Roosevelt, the
first week IN October.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
Animated skeleton.

A brilliant actor was spending the
weekend at Atlantic City. At the
palatial hotel where he was stopping .
copper magnate with his family occu-
pied the royal suite.
One evening. in the palm garden.
after dinner. charming young
actress lighted cigarette and. ar
ranging the folds of her pannier skirt,
sat down beside him.
with SO much money" she said,
the Metals make everybody look
small. But" she added. mysteriously.
II just heard something that will sur
prise you. They say the Metals have
a skeleton In the family"
THAT doesn't surprise me at all, )"
the young actor replied. II saw her
swimming this morning."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1912-09-26
Hairy Food.

A travelling man stopped at a hotel
recently, said the Cassody Times. He
found a hair in the honey. He went
to the proprietor and kicked. Il can't
help it." said the landlord. Il bought
it for combed honey" The next day
the travelling man found hair In the
ice cream, but the landlord said that
was all right, as the Ice had been
shaved. Again he found hair in the
apple pie. This surprised the landlord
greatly. why" said he. they told
me those apples were Baldwins.
Kansas City Journal.