Connecticut western news., 1912-12-12
The Wrra Wurra Club.

After the preliminaries had been gone over, Chairman pro tenn. Ralph Farnum called on Hen Ives, as chairman of the Leap Year committee to make a report. "Your committee has had about eight months in which to prepare a list of the eligible bachelors and widowers, from which the eligible ladies might make selection for Leap Year proposals" said the chair, "and as the Leap Year is draw ing to close it is about time the list was submitted"
 Mir, Ives got up and took from his capacious inside pocket a formidable document from which he proceeded to read, as follows
 Harry A. Holt. Expert handler of mails, but somewhat shy of females. No bad habits-doesn't even chew gum.
 l. Clinton Roraback Athletic and brave, but skeery of skirts. Worth $5o,- ooo and has some money laid away. | Would make some nice girl a husband.
 Allyn Fuller. Hardware expert and knows all about all kinds of grain except wild oats. Popular in sassiety and has a fine collection of public treasurerships. Handles scores of marriage licenses an- nually but none sticks to his fingers. William Waller. Most even-tempered man in town; never was mad in his life, and always gets over it quick. lndustri- ous an6 mas home hankeringS. A rare chance for the right one.
 George J. Vogel. School supervisor. Knows how to bring up children for somebody else. A splendid catch for the right one.
 David c. Whittlesey. Generally dignified, but has twinkle in his right eye sometimes. Accurate in figures and good judge of form. Somewhat skit- ! tish, but not hopelessly so.
 Seneca Strong. Eminently fitted for domestic life, but remains outside the danger zone. Nobody knows why.
 John s. Reed. Expert in high finance, but not addicted to the frenzied kind. Cupid doesn't stand much show here, but it's worth trying.
 Frank H. Wilcox. Experienced, eligi- ble and desirable, but finds joy in life as it is. Fond of travel, but always goes into the smoking car.
 George s. Fuller. Is two bank presi- dents and successful merchant Level headed and safe adviser. Has a becom- ing quality of dignity, but isn't like man who doesn't know how to bend it. One of the solid, progressive citizens of Ca naan, but chuckles at Cupid's marksman- ship.
 Albert A. Hubbard. Owns his house and some other folks houses, too. Is just as young as he used to be, and would make somebody happy home.
 Garret E. DeHart. Sings the song of Home, Sweet Home in a tender tenor, and is handy man about the house. Kind and gentle but Cupid will have to approach him stealthily from behind.
 Frank A. Baker, Good provider and knows all household needs. Always has company at his house, and enjoys it. Good looking and still on the sunny side of fifty.
 Eugene Root. Wealthy farmer with a bank account and fine disposition. Is not afraid of Cupid but pays no attention to his arrows. His turn will come yet.
 Lester Adam. Sturdy of frame and mature of judgment, but his grey hairs don't mean anything-he's just the right age, and game worth trapping.
 Cornish Hitchcock. Husky young farmer with winning ways and an auto mobile. Takes after his dad in some ways, and will never end his days as bachelor.
 Philip Orben. Looks good to sonic of the girls, but very bashful Has no be- setting vices worth speaking of, but seems to prefer single harness.
 John Bianchi. Has a good voice and could easily learn to get up in the morn ing and build the fire. if he wanted to. Has some bachelor ways, but he's young yet.
 Howard Bierce. Nothing the matter with his disposition nor his looks. Ex- pert fisherman and hunter, and could stock the family larder with game supper material for every day in the week. Towards worth while.
 Harry J. Waller. Sunny disposition, like his fathers. Accomplished dancer and singer, with rare ability as come dian. The girl who gets him will lead a happy life-bless her heart!
 Clinton D. V. Barnes. Dignifed and intellectual, but by no means unapproach- able First-class companion and would make home happy.
 Frank E. Blass Very much like a chap who would be perfectly happy in