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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

In these days of high cost OF living z
medicine that gets man up ont Of Dee
and able to work in few days y :
valuable and welcome remeoy. Sohh
Heath. Michigan Bar. Cal, mao Koney
and bladder trouble. was confined 70
his bed, unable to turn without neip.
IT commenced using Foley kinney Rus
and can truly say was renewed y
once" HIS example IL worth FOLLOW
ing. Mcbride e. Will Drug Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

George L. Higbic. Aanton. Mich.
used Foley kidney pills for kidney and
bladder trouble. He says: Il md for
INV case no other medicine equals
Foley kidney Pills for beneficial 81
feet" They are safe and reliable
medicine for kidney trouble ana rheu'
matism. Contain no harmful drugs
Mcbride q Will Drug Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30
phIIosophk.

A boy owned a dog and tricycle..
who never could be induced to state
preference. On being asked which -
would prefer to have . bigger boy
take from him. he answered: "Ths one
that the boy took"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30
Iona Newspapers
A FELLOW FEELING.

After his detea, for state commit
teer,an, Editor Jack Dalton should
come in for a few kind words from
Editor George Long. who had also
rad experience with The newspaper
mans link.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30
For Today.

Those who live on the mountains
have a longer day than those who hvo
In the valleys Sometimes al we need
to brighten our day Il to rise little
higher.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

Their Sudden Rise - WeaIth.
The family of . fisherman who Avso
in the most AFFECT poverty q BENT
Carlo. Spain, have Just become mlf
lionaires by the dsa4h Of rentave
who migrated to South America.
where he made . huge fortune.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

required 20 demonstrate how imprsctl-
cable the theory II. Simon Fishsr
speedily discot Ifsd ne could not act
with the new party and retain his
standing An The republican party.
Others wiz .dikfovse the same thing
when practical questions involving
tests OF loyalty arise. An independent
voter can. OF course. vote in one OF two
or three parties az he may desire. That
privilege II assured him by the Austria
liam ballot. But a voter who wants
to give his active support to one party
must give his loyalty to that party.
Withdrawing from relations with any
other party. He can not be republi-
can and progressive any more than he
can be democrat and a progressive.
If the Iowa progresisves cling to
their notion of not nominating a state
ticket they may and themselves
awkwardly situated at Chicago. The
Roosevelt program as outlined by SEN
ator Dixon is to have q full ticket
everywhere except In states where the
republican organization and candi-
dates are ready to move over to Roose-
Welt. This is not the case in Iowa, any
more than in Illinois or Michigan. It
is not impossible that the whole hog
progressives in Chicago will tell the
stub" progressives from Iowa to 80
back home and finish the job.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30
IOWA OPINION AND NorEs.

IT all the political sore noses were
eliminated from the new party. taking
a census Of the remainder would be a
comparatively easy task declares the
Sioux City Journal.
Those who are inclined to make
light Of the third party movement. will
have to admit" says the Cedar Falls
Record, that sentiment that can be
crystalized as rapidly as this; when
county conventions can be organized In
almost every county in the state and
led by strong men, that there Is some
thing in the movement that will sur
prise ALL There are many who believe
that Roosevelt will carry Iowa by a
large majority in November
eff the people of this country are
capable of self government the sugges-
ton to amend the constitution limiting
a president to one term is nonsense.
says the Webster City Freeman rib-
une.
Party workers have hardly realized
as yet what fun it will be raising cam
paign funds this year." says the Bur
lington Hawkeye.
The meanest man in the world is
the cuss who tells YOU that he enjoys
hot weather." says the Burlington Ga
zetIe.
"It is more fun being a democrat
this year than any time since 1852,
says the Ida Grove Record-Era.
The real drudge these days is not
the ice man. the restaurant cook or the
fly enumerator. but the congressman,
says the Waterloo Courier.
Remember when ii was 40 below
last winter asks the Spencer Herald.
DO we need another party? Hardly"
says the Siblev Tribune. The dear
people. who make up parties. have not
been able to watch the parties they
b,r. and coupel them to tote fair"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30
GOING TO BED IN THE DARK.
II. F. Conrad In Des Moines Register
and loader

GOING no BED IN THE DARK
~. F. Conrad In Des Moines Register
and Leader.]
The other night, the last real hot
night. I started TO retire. didn't want
to shut off the ar by pulling down
the blinds while I got ready to repose.
80 I got out my night shirt, laid 1t
down on the bed, all spread out, then
I took a good look at 1t 80 ] would
know just how to grapple with the
thing-and turned out the light. With
a picture Of that night shirt Is too
not weather 20 say robe-as ii lay on
my bed still in my minds eye,
reached for it. What I got hold OF was
an old rebel flag that had been thru
the war from Fort Sumter to Fair
Oaks. 1t was no more like the night
shirt that / had laid out on the bed
than the parallels OF longitude are
like a pair Of suspenders: whatever It
was It was Of new and unknown origin
and untried.
cautiously started in to explore.
With one hand / took hold OF what
had in mind was the yoke, or throat
latch, then gently slid my other hand
down to the front breadth. nautical
term in dressmaking, until reached
| the Ol lI1hL tiOiA eAA1I AASN
ters on the line. felt the edge OF the
faiment and brought it up until 1t met
the hand grasping the yoke. Then
raised the whole works above my head
and let loose OF the nuttering part, but
II failed to float down around my form
as 1t was wont to do. Instead OF tina,
II all wadded up on the top OF my head
until imagine ! looked like blamed
Arab in his everyday turban. worked
tmy head around. and up and down and
side wise, like an elephant eating hay
but there was positively no inside t.
the thing. I might just ~ well have
tried to slip on q ball Of cotton.
didn't want to turn on the light, tins
blinds and the windows were up ant
my neighbors were entertaining com
pany out on the porch-sn short. an
about ~ modest al they make . man
so I shook out the old army biankc
and started at It again in the dark
This time. after boring In with m:
head like a mud turtle, struck al
opening. also got my nst in . Sleeve
Then put on the pressure ana tire
; to pull the thing the thing down owe
my head. II stuck. then diOcovere'
|. that / had started my HID up thru
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

4 Pearl From eho paet.
Do not sacrifice great thing while
striving for . small Tiberius 0Eao
Ghus, 1873 b. @.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

DO we need another party? Hardly"
says the Sible~ Tribune. The dear
people. who make up parties. have not
been able to watch the parties they
have and compel them to tote fair"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

The real drudge these days is no
the ice man. the restaurant cook or thu
fly enumerator. but the congressman.
says the Waterloo Courier.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

III all the political sore noses were
eliminated from the new party. taking
a census OF the remainder would be
comparatively easy task declares the
Sioux City Journal.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

the state ticket advocates encouraged
this hope. Only . little time will be
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

Remember when ii was 40 below
last winter asks the Spencer Herald.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

.'It is more fun being democra
this year than any time since 1882.
says the Ida Grove Record-Era.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

There. !. suggestion of graveyard
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

Party workers have hardly realized
as yet what fun it will be raising cam
paign funds this year says the Bur
lington Hawkeye.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1912-07-30

The meanest man in the world is
the cuss who tells YOU that he enjoys
hot weather" says the Burlington Ga
zette.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
E. a. srussLEElELD. 0. NJ. 0.


Rates Reasonable Examination Fres
All Operations Made as Painless a.
Possible and All Work Guaranteed
omnoform used for Painless Extraction
OFFICE. ROOM Q. SCOTT BUILDING
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
FINDS AN ALMANAC OF 1777
Wallace Williams, a Retired Newspa-
per Man of Missouri, Discovers
Relic of Colonial Days.

Fulton, Mo.--A Father Abraham's
almanac of the year 1777 is in posses
sion of Wallace Williams. a retired
Fulton newspaper man. He discov.
cred the relic among his collection of
old-time books.
The periodical was printed and sold
by John Dunlop in The News printing
office at Philadelphia. The book is
bound in leather and its yellow pages
Indicate its old age
The almanac mentions the fact that
It was the first year after leap year.
Philadelphia in those days was the
hub of the eastern territory and the
book gives all the distances by high
way to the principal cities in all di-
sections from Philadelphia. Vehicles
and omnibuses We're the principal
mode of travel
The old-style IS" and many terms
now obsolete are used in the book.
The periodical was given to Mr.. VIII
liams by friend many years ago and
long since dead
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
BELL BUzzARD BACK AGAIN
Establishes a Winter Home on Roof
of Haunted House"-Also Wis
tied Flocks of Chickens.

Dover, Del.--The bell bu.zard, !"
which has been seen and heard in
different localities in Kent county for
the past eight or ten years, is now
in Dover, making It's resting place on
the roof and chimney Of the old Cow
gill house, or Haunted House" 1t
can be seen every day. and the jing-
ling of the bell on its neck attracts
the attention of passers,by.
Evidently driven to town by the ex-
treme cold weather and snow, buz-
yards are frequently seen in the back
yards of the residences.
But few days ago buzzard land
ed among a flock of chickens at the
home Of T. Schabinger here, and
remained with the chickens day and
night until forced to fly away by one
OF the family
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
FEWERU.S.CONWCTs
British System for Reforming
Army Deserters to Be Tried.
Criminals to Be Sent to Alcatraz
While Men Guilty Of Purely MIL.
tary offenses Are to Co to
Fort Leavenworth Prison.

Washington.-A sweeping change in
military prison methods was ipstitut.
ed by orders Of the War Department
All Of the short term prisoners of All.
catraz island, San Francisco. have
been ordered transferred to Fort
Leavenworth. Kansas.
All of the long term prisoners In
the latter institution, about 27o to be
transferred to Alcatraz, which will
thus be made the place of confinement
for the criminal element, while Leav-
enworth will be the place OF detention
OF soldiers guilty of purely military
offenses. To save transportation ex-
penses. second criminal Jail is Gre
ated at Fort Jay. Governors Island,
~ Y.
The effects Of these changes is to
carry out the recently developed Brit,
ish system OF treating deserters and
other soldiers guilty of breaches OF
discipline as subject to reformatory
influences and of segregating them
from the absolutely criminal and
vicious class.
In report, giving the result of
recent inspection by him of the de
tention barracks" of the British army
the inspector general Of the United
States army, Gen. e. A. Darlington,
said:
1T took five or six years for the
detention system in England to es-
tablish itself, but it apparently has
saved many men from trouble and
from degenerating into hardened
cases. They evidently endeavor in
this system to apply humane com
mon sense in the treatment of men in
trouble. This gives an opportunity
for the men to recover their self-re-
spect and respond to any patriotic in
stinct which, under the stigma of
prison life and its demoralizing en-
vironment, cannot be expected to sur
vive."
In his recent report General Wood,
chief OF star, recommended that the
British system be given trial in the
United States. Under the present sys-
tenn in the United States, soldier
convicted of desertion becomes
convict" and loses not only oppor-
tunity again to serve in the army but
his citizenship as we'll.
Under the British system the de-
serter when apprehended, or men
found guilty .of other purely military
are sent to the detention
barracks. When they are believed to
have reformed they are restored to
iuty with their regiments. If they
ire found to be undesirable for fur
her service they are discharged.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
CLEARED UP THE MYSTERY
Son EnIlehtens Mother as to Queer
Remarks After Partnerr' Names
on Program.

The young mans mother was
Strengthening up his chiffonier and she
picked up one Of his dance programs.
This is part of what she read:
I. Two-step. X.
2. Waltz. Miss Brown, pink lady.
3. Two-step. Miss vansant. blue.
4. Waltz. X.
s. Two-step. Miss DusaIl, red,
black in hair.
s. Waltz. Miss Dawson, old rose.
Z. Two-step. Miss Barnes, gold
locket.
8. Waltz. Miss Mckay.
3. Two-step. Miss Buchannon.
Son said the mother that even
ing, what are those remarks after
your partners names? Miss Brown
would not be pleased to know she had
been called the pink lady"
why, mother, that's all right. Lots
OF the fellows mark their programs
like that. You see, fellow can't al
ways remember girl when he meets
her for the first time, there are SO
many OF them. So, to avoid embar-
rassment, he notes some distinguish
ing mark. Now, Miss Brown wore a
pink dress. The X indicates, of course,
the girl I accompanied to the dance.
Miss Dusall wore red dress, but so
did others, so to be sure not to waste
any time hunting her noted that she
had black band around her hair. The
girls with whom am acquainted
know without any descriptive notes.
o, it's all right. mother. In that way
we never have to go up to a girl and
ask her If she is herself" ."-Indianap-
oils News.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02

tain than the body OF any other uar
Of the same size?
80. II there is no process by which
ininity can be condensed. how do you
account for Christ being God?
"a. II God is infinite in goodness,
ca nevil exist?
80. Where goodness ceases and
leaves on, and evil commences, do you
not set bounds to infnity?
SO. Did Moses see the back Of the
infnity?
81. AS you believe in the three per.
sons constituting a God. are these
three persons each OF them infinite or
finite?
3S. II you answer that they were
infinite, we're these not then, three in
finite persons occupying but one in
finite space?
80. If you say they were infinite.
could the three when united, make one
infinite being?
4O Can three finite beings be so
as to constitute or form
one infinite?
Al. Is your Bible, which you revere
so greatly, the work and word Of an
infinite God, perfect and complete in
all his attributes?
AZ. Is this Holy Bible perfect?
AZ. If It is perfect, can imperfection
be supposed to understand it?
"A. If it is imperfect, why is it more
molly than other books of the same
CHURCH MEMBER.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
Never Spoke Again.

Grantley Berkeley, in his recollec-
dons, notes one of the shortest parlia-
mentary speeches on record. leon
ard Charlton tried to make a maiden
speech, and, rising in his place with
very bald head. known too as he was
to everybody as one of the Oldest stag
ers in all the ways OF the world. he
began with great affectation of inex-
perience, and witN an exceedingly mild
voice, Mr.. Speaker. / am but a young
member On hearing this assertion
from so crafty man. possessing so
venerable a pate, the entire house
roared with laughter. Twice he
stopped, and three times he COM
menced with these words, but it was
useless. The house would not listen.
and he never assayed to speak again"
London Chronicle.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
Quail in Southern California.

Ranchers from the Coachella Valley,
who were in Los Angeles today, re-
ported that quail were so thick il the
valley that crops of all kinds were be-
ing destroyed, despite the efforts OF
the state game wardens, who are now
trapping the birds by thousands and
sending them to other sections Of the
state. One rancher said he saw one
covey Of quail that must have contain
ed 5000 birds.
They We're so thick the sun light
was shut out when they few past" he
said. The quail are very wise," be
continued, "and hunters find trouble
in shooting them, while trapping is
Istill more difficult. Los Angeles cor
respondence San Francisco Chronicle.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
FELT BAD
ALL The Time
yhelIhOrn Lady Suffered a Great
Deal, But Is All Right Now.

Shellhorn. Ala.-In letter from this
place, Mrs. Carrie May says "a short
time ago, commenced to have weak
spells and headaches. felt bad all
the time. and soon grew so bad I
couldn't stay up Thought would die.
AT last my husband got me a bottle
OF Cardui, and It helped me; so he got
some more. After I had taken the
second bottle, was entirely well.
| wish every lady, suffering from
womanly trouble, would try Cardui.
It is the best medicine know Of 1t
did me more good than anything ever
used"
Cardai is woman's tonic-a
strengthening medicine for women,
made from ingredients that act spe-
cifically on the womanly organs, and
thus help to build up the womanly con.
stitution to glowing good health.
AS remedy for woman's ills, 1t has
a successful record Of over so years.
Your druggist sells it. Please try 1t.
NIB Writ to: Ladies Advisory Dept. chs,ts-
nooRa Medicine Co.. Chattanooga, Tenn, for Special
Instructions, and 64-page hook. Home Treatment
'N Women. sent in plain wrapper. on request
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
Good Story. Anyway.

Ollie James of Kentucky, recently q
representative, but now senator,
tells of the time when he was driving
through billy section Of his native
state partly for pleasure and partly
on business connected with his DO.
litical hopes. He came to farm.
house where there was a nice looking
well and windmill, and he pulled in
and asked the farmer If he might have
drink.
"Ah'm sorry, sah,7 said the farmer
"Ah'd suttenly like to 'comadate you,
but cyant. Eff you all IL jest drap
iato Jones' place, bout a mile further
on, maybe you can git somethin'."
but l thought l noticed fine well
here on your place." said the senator
from Kentucky.
"Why, that's water! | didn't know
you wanted water; l thought you
asked me for drink. You sure can
have all the water you want"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
RATHER CRUDE AND BOLD
Bethel Preacher Gives Congregation
of Shellbacks Startling Descrip-
tlon Of Bad Place.

Il knew the late Clark Russell
we'll" said a Philadelphia shipping re-
porter. THE unhappy man, racked
with rheumatism, lay for many years
on his back as helpless as a newborn
babe. That, perhaps, was how he
came to leave 100000. He couldn't
spend any of his money, you see.
Authors make less than Is sup
posed. Clark Russell was once talk
ing to me about authors earnings. He
said that publishers exaggerated the
earnings SO as to get more people to
write for them.
He said that the millionaire pub
Usher, in order to draw authors on.
painted the prosperity of the success
full writer with the bold, crude exag-
geration wherewith the preacher in
the mariners bethel painted the hor-
rors of the bad place.
A bethel preacher, he explained,
was describing the bad place to con-
gregation of shellbacks.
'Shipmates, he said, you've seen
the molten iron come running out Of
the furnace, haven't you? 1t comes
out white hot, sizzling and kissing
like some kind of snaky, horrible
monster. Well, shipmates-
The preacher pointed his forefnger
at the awed shellbacks.
Well, shipmates, he said solemn.
ly, they use that stuff for ice cream
in hell"
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
Courtesy.

Visitor-Ive just come from the
doctors funeral, but didn't see any
OF you there.
Hostess-No. my husband didn't
care to &C, as funerals always upset
him.
Visitor-lf YOU never 60 to other
peoples funerals | don't see how you
can expect them to come to yours.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1912-04-02
Board Walk Bars the aTrot.v

Atlantic City.-The turkey trot,"
bunny hug" grizzly bear" and
other extremes In dancing have been
put under the ban here by managers
of the board walk dance halls. Spe-
cial officers have been placed on the
Job to halt such exhibitions.