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Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

Separating Iron Particles From Grain.
the pulley carries the grain in the
usual manner, but as the iron or steel
particles reach the magnetic field, they
are kept in close contact to the belt
until after it leaves the pulley on the
under side. The sketch clearly illus
trates the operation.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put
up 40 years ago. They regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar
coated tiny granules.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22
Guess What.

Tom-Yes, Miss Roxley and I are
strangers now. I've been asked not
to call there again.
Jack-Pll bet old Roxley had hand
in that.
Tom-Well-er not a hand exactly.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

A very successful remedy for pelvic
catarrh Is hot douches Of Paxtine An
tiseptic, at druggists, 25c a box or sent
postpaid on receipt Of price by The
Paxton Toilet, Co., Boston, Mass.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22
SAFEGUARD FOR A BEE HIVE
Wire Cloth Cage on Light Wooden
Frame az illustrated Will Prove
Effective.

The wire cloth cage on light wood
en- frame as shown is not only good
swarm catcher, but useful also as
protector from the robbers, says the
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22
For Stormy Days.

When a stormy day comes, spend
few hours over the garden seeds for
the coming season. See that they
are not being affected by dampness
nor by excessive heat. The mice may
be helping themselves.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22
Gate and Convenient Lanes.

that serve as hinges may slip up and
down as wanted. If we wish the gate
raised little to get the pigs under
and keep the large hogs back, all we
have to do is to raise up the gate
and put the pin in one Of the holes
Just below the band.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

As corrective for indigestion and . regu-
lator Of the system, no remedy can excel In
purity and efficiency Garfield Tea.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

In every action. reflect upon the
end, and in your undertaking it con-
slider why you do it.-Jeremy Taylor.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

PILES CURED IN 8 TO - DAYS
Your druggiSt will refund money II PAZO WNT-
MINT fSils to cure any case Of Itching, Blind,
Bleeding OF Pr0tvuding Piles In 70 II days. &c.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22
COLDS AND cHiLLs
BRING KIDNEY ILLS

Colds, chills and grip strain the kid
neys and start backache, urinary dis
orders and uric acid troubles. Doan's
Kidney Pills are very useful in the
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

Some men try to avoid paying as
they 60 because they don't expect to
come back.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

A sermon is either based on a text
or pretext.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

Every one is liable to q bilious attack. Be
forearmed with q package of Garfield Tea.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

ssPink Eye" u Epidemic In the Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22
AND CONVENIENT LANES
Arrangement Shown In Illustration
Permits Farmer to Drive Little
Pigs Underneath.

(By r. q. wEATHERsTONE.)
In hanging our farm gates and
building fences, we should look ahead
for advantages and disadvantages
that may come up later on.
This post that the gate hangs to
- round, SO that the bands Of iron
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

Love laughs at locksmiths, but It
sometimes cries over spilled milk.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

Usually man is poor. Judge OF
his own Importance.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

But 1t takes woman to keep q
secret she doesn't know.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

A Diplomat.
Don't ask girl for kiss un-
less"
UNLESS you want one?"
mo, unless you don't"
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22
Effective Swarm Catcher.

EnoCIIV0 SWdTu VdICnSTs
Orange Judd Farmer. For the latter
purpose it is kept over the hive over
night and. the robbers destroyed in
the morning.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

Mr.. Hardhead-I have called, sir, to
Ask for the hand Of your daughter.
Old Gentleman with emotion)-
She is the only child ! have, and her
mother is gone.
Mr.. Hardhead (hastily)-Oh. that's
no objection, I assure you.
Dewey County advocate. [volume] (Timber Lake, S.D.) 1910-1913, 1912-03-22

A woman seldom eats II there is
anything else for her to do.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

PREMIER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH
N, B,-Foilowing schedule figures published
only as Information and are not guaranteed.
TRAINS LEAVE WASHINGTON
For Atlanta, Montgomery, Mobile. New
orleans. $50 a. m. and loI5 p. m. daily.
Dining cars.
vile, 10:45 p. m. daily.
g. m. and 4:s5 p; m; daily. Dining cars.
For Atlanta, Admission. Talladega, Calera,
Beima. $3.50 a. m, and 1885 p: m, daily. and
for Uniontown, Demopolis. Meridian. s:6o .
m daily. Dining cars
For Roanoke. Bristol, Knoxville, ChattA-
nopga, Birmingham, Meridian. yicksburg.
New orleans, 1910 p. m. daily Dining cars.
For Roanoke. Knoxville Chattanooga, Nash
Vile, Memphis, 4:l0 a. IN. daily, Sleeping car
may be occupied after 1000 y. m. Dining car.
For Ashevllle, $50 a. m, 5:55 p. m, and
lO;i5 D. m. daily. Dining cars.
For Columbia, Summerville, Charleston,
Aiken. Augusta, Savannah, Brunswick, Jack
sonviie. and Florida points. $3.50 p. m. daily.
Tourist car for California daily except sun
For Danville docaD. 7:3O a. m. daily.
For HarrisonburE, $3.50 a. IN. (parlor carr
daily; 3:35 p. m. tparlor carr, and $40 .. m.
week days.
4 40 p. III, daily.
For Warrenton, $50 a. M; II 100 a. m. ; $40
p. M. daily. 1885 p. m. Cparlor carr. and 4:55
d, III. week days.
L. s. BROWN, General AGENT.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
CHEs sAPEAI<E 4 OHIO LINES.

ErNES.
sIS p. m. daily-Sleepers to Louisville. Gin
cinnati indianapolis, and St Louis
6;S5 p, m daily-Pullman to Cincinnati and
Chicago.
l:l0 p. m; daily-sleepers 70 Va. Hot
natl sleeper open for occupancy 10 D. M
Offices, bi3 Pa. ave-. 1850 II st, and Union
Station.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
DEATHS

CoLLfNs-on Sunday. October 20, Is12 ct
his rcsldence, tf2s Kansas avenue. Petworth.
Emma Collins.
Funeral Tuesday. October 70. isi2. at .
o'clock. interment In Rock Creek Gene
terry.
DEARfNG-On Sunday. October 20, 1912. at
$50 a. m. at her residence. 1008 Massa-
chusetts avenue northwest, ELIZABETH
e.. wife OF George T. Dearing In the
eightieth year OF her age.
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
DUNN-on Sunday, October 70, 1872. at $40
q. M. JULIA. beloved daughter Of Ellen
ana the late Thomas Dunn. at her iate
residence. 2S10 Sherman ave. N. W.
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
HADFIELD-A special session OF washington
Lodge. No. ib. u. p. q. Elks, will be held
In the lodge room on Monday the 2ist inst.,
at 1:15 p. M, for the purpose Of attending
the funeral Of our late brother. CHARLES
T. hADfIELD. BY order Of JOHN J.
GORMAN. Acting Exalted Ruler. Attest:
RICHARD A. O'BRIEN, Secretary.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
FOR SALE-HOUSES

NEAR DLnvrsT12ay y1ayVVi AND NJ STREETS
8. e.; business property. s-story brick store
and dwelling; we'll rented. Good purchase.
JOSEPH T. WELLER,
Realty Broker. coz r st. N. w.
NO. 72l KENTUCKY AVE. 8. E., At 18th
st. and Pa. ave. New 2-story colonial front
brick dwelling; Q rooms and bath; nicely
hnished and papered: large front and rear
yard; have tenanU to rent at S205o per month.
VIII sell with small cash payment and nS
monthly.
JOSEPH I. WELLER,
Realty Broker. coz y st. N. w.
$4,000.
PARK ROAD. NEAR GEORGIA AVE.
N. w. Cosy s2-story frame dwelling with
porch front: modern bath: Handsomely nm
ishsd; large rooms; good lot; substantisi
JOSEPH I. WELLER,
Realty Broker. COZ r st. N. W.
--s.-- $3.50.
NEW HOMES NOW FINISHING Nos. 40
and 7i2 18th st. 8. T.. one-half block north
of Pennsylvania ave-; 2-story and cellar
brick; cement front porch: hot-water heat;
electric and gas light; hardwood trim;
bright rooms. pantry. and tiled bath.
VIII sell with small cash payment. These
houses will compare favorabiy with houses
selling for N.5oo Inspect today. a. there
for occupancy within three or four days.
JOSEPH I. WELLER,
Realty Broker. = e@ st. N. W.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20

rent. when you can buy this beautiful
colonial residenee located No. 27i7 18th
st. n W.. which IL considered the very
best residence section In Columbia
Heights or Mt. Pleasant, at such n bar
gain and on such easy terms? Price.
T.75o: trust. %. .250: difference arranged
to suit. Open Sunday. Inspection by
appointment week days.
CHARLES H. JERMAN,
ltoo II ST. N. W. =
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
FOR RENT-STABtES
I0R SALE-STURES.

FOR RENT-Stable or wareroom; reasonable
rent. Apply +os 9Th st N. w. =.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
APARTMENTS y.;.!,,s,.I TO LET

ess FLORIDA AVENUE N. Z.
New. second noor nat OF Z rooms
and bath; heated by hot water; con-
vcnient to cars. Rent only 1850 q
month.
THOMAS j.. FISHER a 90. dNc.,
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
RENT-BUSINESS PROPERTY

at 9TH ST. N. W.. heart Of business Sec
iton, ID and Sd floors; suitable for doctor.
dentist, club, salesrooms, photographer. or
small business; well lighted; private en-
trance: sio,5o a month.
WRIGHT HOPKINS. SOC st. N. w.
10
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
WORKINGMAN'S WANTS

woRKISGMES--It does not. It is true, make
such a big difference II a hne tailored suit
ls called new or slightly used. question Is,
does a big cash saving interest your See us
One price. JUSTH'S OLD STAND, 6l9 ID.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
THE BELLEVUE,

APARTMENT OF 4 roeins. furnished com
plete for !. h. X: porch: southwest expos-
ure. Price $40. Call after 9 y. m. No. 5j.
the VICTORIA, 18th and Clifton SITS.
room and bath fiat. ioi5,s
Eye st. N. r. E.
APT, ROOMS AND BATH. or Office rooms:
all modern improvements. 737 lith st. NV.
FOR RENT
1888 9Th st. ne, "a floor. 6r and b........ts0 %
This apartment In In nrst-ciass condition
and worth more than money asked.
JOS. J. CAYLOR,
6th and l. SITS. N. II.
Keys at grocery opposite. l.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
VACUUM CLEANERS

VACUUM CLEANERS RENTED $50 DAY:
MACHINES DELIVERED AND CALLED
FOR. so5 McGlLL BLDG. PHONE NJ. sy7s.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
FLOOR OILS

C. T. HUNTERS SANITARY DUsT-KILL-
ING FLOOR OIL contains olium and wax.
Keeps the floors clean and bright and gives
them a polished finish. Good for your fur
niture. Try II. 6oc gal. delivered. Used by
the u. 8. Govt and over 5000 families for tho
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
RUG WEAVING

BEAUTIFUL rugs woven from old carpets;
workmanship the best: satisfaction guar.
anteed. WASHINGTON RUG WEAVING
CO., 931 9Th st. N w. Main +62s.
ALBERT KAHLERT & CO.,
Improved Rug Weaving and Carpet Cleaninr.
@e Maryland ave w ph NJ a03s
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
UPHOLSTERING

PARIOR RsuITs-Upholstering In tapestry, 50.
Frames refnished; goods called. deli, cred
free. Acme Uph. Co. 81 II at. n. w. l.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
RAIN & AUTO-COAT MAKERS

|. CHASER & CO. MAX makes suaran;
rain and auto coats for ladies and gentlemen;
alters and repairs all kinds OF rubber gar
mtnts and articles Phi Main 1926. 922 Eye
st N, w.
The Washington times., 1912-10-20

200 District Bank Bldg. 1906 Q st. -
The Washington times., 1912-10-20
For Rsat.

NEW 7-room house. convenient to car lines;
place for garden and chickens. u. NJ.
SMITH. Arlington, Va. IL
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

hundred and fifty perches, be the
same more or less. Upon the same
is a frame house, barn and chicken
house and other buildings. Apple
and other fruit trees and nearly all
improved land.
Seized and taken in execution as
the property of Henry Jardin at the
suit of +. w. Kreitner, use. No. 161
June Term, 1912. Judgment $500.
Lee, Attorney
All the defendants right, title and
interest in the following described
property-viz:
All that certain piece or parcel of
land situate in the township of Man
chester, county of Wayne and State
of Pennsylvania, bounded and de-
scrtbed as follows, viz: Beginning at
the southeast corner of a lot of land
sold to Jesse Hathaway; thence south
seventy-three and one-half degrees
west one hundred and forty and
sixth-tenths rods to stones corner;
thence south sixteen and one-half
degrees east one hundred and nine
teen rods to stones corner; thence
north seventy-three and one-half de-
grees east one hundred and forty
and six-tenths rods to a stones corn
er; thence south sixteen and one
half degrees east one hundred and
nineteen rods to stones corner;
thence north seventy-three and one
half degrees east one hundred and
forty and six-tenths rods to stones
corner; thence north sixteen and
one-half degrees west one hundred
and nineteen rods to the place of be-
ginning. Containing one hundred
and sixty-seven acres and 29 and
1872 perches of land, be the same
more or less.
Excepting and reserving out of the
above five and one-half acres which
n. b. Hathaway ct uX. by deed dated
January Ii, 1860, and recorded in
Wayne County Deed Book No. 29,
page 537, granted and conveyed to
Cornelius Van Duzen, being the
same land which Lillian B. Coon and
Clarence d. Coon by deed dated the
18th day OF March, 1895, and re-
corded in Wayne County Deed Book
No. II, page 231, etc, granted and
conveyed to Marie P. Kesler. Also
being the same land which Charles
Cummings and wife granted and con-
veyed on the goth day of February,
1905, to Austin Z. Lord said deed
being recorded in Wayne county in
Deed Book No. SO, page 300, also
being the same land which Austin E.
Lord ct ux. granted and conveyed to
Albert A. Bartholf by deed dated
the goth day of February, A. D.,
1911, and recorded in Wayne county
Deed Book No. 1O2, page 29, on 21st
day of February. 1911.
Upon said premises is a two story
frame house, one barn, 32x44, and
one barn, 2Sx34, and other out
buildings, one good orchard and
good springs.
Seized and taken in execution as
the property of Albert A. Bartholf
at the suit of Austin E. Lord No.
rs, January Term, 1911. Judgment,
$4,000. P. H. Iloff, Attorney.
TAKE NOTICE-All bids and costs
must be paid on day Of sale or deeds
will not be acknowledged.
FRANK C. KIMBLE, Sheriff.
Honesdale, Aug. 23, 1912.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
HELEN KELLER SINGS
TO MANY NATI0NALlTIES.
Girl Born Deaf, Dumb and Blind Also
Delivers Address.

Miss Helen Keller, born deaf, dumb
and blind, showed the assembled otolo.
gists at their congress in the Harvard
Medical school that she had added still
another to her phenomenal list of &C.
eomplishments when she sang to them.
During the formal addresses, which
were mostly in foreign tongues, Miss
Keller sat on the platform listening
through the fingers OF her teacher,
Professor White Of the New England
Conservatory of Music, and now and
then applauding when n speaker made
particularly pleasing reference to the
new education of the blind.
When it came Professor Whites turn
he demonstrated the extent Of control
vocal chords, tongue and lips. His Illus,
trations were conveyed from his lips to
Miss Keller's finger tips, placed tightly
over his mouth. All the vowels and
the consonant sounds uttered by Miss
Keller came out clearly and precisely,
and the audience spontaneously broke
into the heartiest applause.
1ue1 Cuult llle CTON ulllS dClltNt-
ment, the singing of an octave on sol
and ia and re, some of the tones be
ing very sweet. This performance not
only amazed but delighted the savants.
Miss Keller, Professor White says.
has the rare faculty of absolute pitch.
Previous to giving this exhibition
Miss Keller made an address in Eng.
lish, in which she said:
This is a new day in the education
of the deaf, the day when the physi.
clan Is no longer content to fight the
hostile silences with medicine and sur
gical instruments alone, but helps the
teacher to pour the blessed waters Of
speech into the desert Of dumbness."
Portions of his address Miss Keller
repeated in French and German for
the edification Of the representatives Of
those nations.
Moreover, she talked over the phone,
and so clear was her enunciation that
the reporter at the other end did not
realize until told afterward that 1t
was Miss Keller herself he had been
asking questions of.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
CAMEL IN BIG SHOW?
Roehester's Leader May Be Givon
Berth as Manager In Majors.

ottoCncSIoTb LedoST way Do SINoH
Berth as Manager In Majors.
VIII John Camel, who has won
fhree pennants with the Rochesters
lhnd may capture a fourth this season,
manage a major league team next year?
Camel didn't succeed when he handled
the Cincinnati Reds FIVE years ago, but
that was nothing to his discredit be-
fause nobody can do himself justice in
Cincinnati.
Cancels brother Charley was star
hatcher for the Detroit champions
pack in 1888 and was sold TO the Bos-
ions for $4,000. together with Brouth-
PRS, Richardson and Bennett John
Camel came later and was n crack
hrst baseman In big league company.
He has shown unmistakable mana
EBerial ability at the head OF the Roches-
er team, and it is said that he has re-
feived several major league offers.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
And VOW that life is full of carer

And vow that life is full of care?
Each moment that goes swiftly by
Is sure to bring a laugh somewhere
And the supply is ever new.
And louder grows the note of cheer.
The clothes that fashion brings to view
Are getting funnier every year.
These hats and shoes and all the rest
or the attire that meets our gaze
Wen greet with Wild, hilarious zest
AS now we Jest of other days.
The present price tag may exert
A certain influence severe.
But look ahead for laughs alert.
Our clothes get funnier every year.
Washington Star.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
SHILLING WEALTHY JOCKEY.

Young Horse Pilot Owns Majority of
Commercial Enterprises In Paris, Tex.
Cal Shilling, Americas best jockey,
receives a retaining fee of $4,000 a
year from II. 9. Hallenbeck, a million
hire eastern turfman, and yawns when
the figure is mentioned, remembering
the good old days" when Sam Hill
dreth paid him $4,000 for the first call
ION his services and second and third
calls brought $4,000 and $1,000 re-
spectlvely.
Shilling halls from Paris, Tex, and
owns a majority Of the commercial
enterprises Of the place. There are q
SHILLING grocery, Shilling hardware
store, a Shilling blacksmith shop and
other Shilling places, started by the
premier jockey, and some day he may
own enough real estate to change the
name Of the town to Shilling.
Jockeys like Shilling command large
sums for their services, but as Fred
Cook, the old line bookmaker, sagely
asked: whats the use Of owning a
good horse If you haven't a good rider
for himT
Shilling pilots the Hallenbeck horses,
Including Worth, Adams Express,
Fauntleroy, Prince Gal and Azyiade,
and his owner believes $4,000 cheap
FOR the master hand to guide them.
The "best Jockey" is tall for his
business and has powerful hands and
nrms. He is a care free, fun loving
lad, who enjoys himself chasing wild
rabbits about the Latonia race course
these days.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

Gated all themselves
child
the thought the world.
Much Of the situation that finds in Spanish
indicated
indicated
being iea
But these constituted the better of workers OF farmers planters and
the
lterate striking
126 of the population iegtme children
They need schools that will children
which
schools
combine manual
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.

Estate of Fletcher Gilpin, NJ. D., late
of Sterling, deceased.
All persons indebted to said estate
are notified to make immediate pay
ment to the undersigned, and those
having claims against the said es-
tate are notified to present theE
duly attested for settlement.
Mrs. Libbie Gilpin, executriX OF the
estate of Fletcher Gilpin, NJ. D., by
Friend B. Gilpin, attorney.
11S North Ave, West, Crawford,
n. j., Aug. 2S, 1912. 70eoi6.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

Photo by American Press Association
ED KoNETCHY's CARDINALS FIRST sAcKER.
hitting, fielding and playing the game
better than ever. Honey is hitting $40
and has made over 1000 putouts. He
leads the league in assists. In 1903
games he made but seven errors,
scored sixty-eight runs and stole twen-
|ty-one bases.
And If there is any first baseman in
the league that can beat his all round
work mention his name under your
breath.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
K0NETCHYS GREAT PLAYING.
ST. Louis First 5sseman Putting Up
Best Game OF His Career.

Have you taken a slant at Ed Ko-
ney's performance this year? Critics
may prefer Hal Chase, who seldom
gets by with a full seasons work with
out laying off on one excuse or an
other. But the st. Louis Nationals
frst baseman is the busy boy. He has
given good measure in work ever since
he Joined the club. averaging but three
or four days out for the season for
several years.
He has steadily improved in all de-
partments of his play until now he is
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

What did you do with all the get
rich-quick money you landedT asked
Mr. Flamm. Lost It." replied Mr..
Fllmm. "a fellow invented a get-richer-
quicker scheme and lured me into it."
Washington Star.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

Mercy, Laura, what do you mean
by beginning to write just as soon as
the train pulls out?
"Oh. I'm just writing a postcard to
my husband telling him we arrived
safely."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

"Why did you give your parrot awayP
The poor bird meant nothing by its
profanity"
II could stand its profanity, but 1t
was learning to initiate my neighbor's
rusty lawn mower" - Louisville Cou.
rier-Journal.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
England Resains Long Lost Title.

Since 1875, when p. Trickett OF New
South Wales won the title OF worlds
champion sculler from J. IL Sadler,
England had not won the champion
6hip until Ernest Barry defeated Rich
|hrd Arnst OF Australia on the Thames.
For thirty-six years the title has been
held by Australians and
canadians.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

J. Henry Peck, quite gay. forsooth,
Had Just emerged from voting booth.
This equal rights is great" quoth he.
''It surely makes hit with me-"
His friend, surprised, his eyes did bat
And asked how Henry figured that
With caution great Hank looked around.
And. drawing near, his voice he found:
This is the first chance in my life
I've had to vote against my wife"
Chicago Tribune.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

THAT chap next door is having ter.
rible argument with his wife" But
don't hear his voice at ALL" why
should you-when he hasn't spokenT
Life.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
Penpuins.

Many of the ways Of the penguins
are suggestive Of preserved instincts.
Their attitude when sleeping is mod
eled on that of birds with fully devel-
oped wings. But the penguin has to
be content with reaching the shelter
Of his wing with no more than the tip
of his beak.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11

'How is a good way to break a man
OF poker playing" ITO break a man
OF poker playing you must break him
at poker playing. Post.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-09-11
! and womanhood.

ne pretends to be a very busy
man"
"By jinks, there's no pretense about
T. He supports wife and seven chill
dren on salary of $50 a month";
Chicago Record Herald.