Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1912-09-27

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other chair braiding the bell rope with
withercd orange branches. when Ash
ton, with kazoo all ready called out:
what tune shall we play?"
Il prefer the Mendelssohn Wedding
March" said Mrs. Whitcomb, but Mrs.
Wellington glared across at her.
1--WE always used the Lohengrin"
well play 'em BOTH" said DR.. Tenn
pie, to make peace.
Mrs. Fosdick murmured to her
spouse: 'The old Justice OF the Peace
didn't give US any music at ALL" and
received in reward one OF his most
tlusclous-eyed looks, and whisper:
But he gave us each other"
"Now and then" she pouted.
"But where are the bride and
.groom?"
Here they come--all ready" cried
Ashton, and he beat time while some
of the guests kazooed at Mendels-
sohn's and some Wagner's bridal mel
odies, and others just made a noise.
: Ira Lathrop and Anne Cattle, look
ing very sheepish, crowded through
the narrow corridor and stood shame
facedly blushing like two school chill.
dren about to sing duet.
The train jolted to dead stop. The
conductor called into the car: "Og-
den! All out for Ogden!" and every.
body stood watching and waiting.
Ira, seeing Mallory, edged close and
whispered: Stand by to catch the
minister on the rebound"
But Mallory turned away. What
use had he now for minister's? His
plans were shattered ruins.
The porter came flying in with two
large bowls of rice. and shouting,
I"Here comes the 'possum-er-pos.
son." Seeing Marjorie, he said:
"Shall perambulate Mista Snoozle.
ums?"
She handed the porter her only
friend and he hurried out, as lean
and professionally sad ascetic hur-
ried in. He did not recognize his
boyish enemy in the gray haired, red.
faced giant that greeted him, but he
knew that voice and its gloating
irony:
Hello, Charlie"
He had always found that when Ira
grinned and was cordial, some trouble
was in store for him. He wondered
what rock Ira held behind his back
now, but he forced an uneasy cor
diality: "And is this you, Ira? Well.
we'll! 1t is yeahs since last We met.
And you're just getting married Is
this the first time. Ira?"
''First offense, Charlie"
The levity shocked Selby, but
greater shock was In store, for when
he inquired: "And who is the-er-
the triumphant Lath-
rop snickered: 81 believe you used to
know her. Anne Cattle"
This was the rock behind Ira's back,
and Selby took it with vince: mot
my old"
1.-THE same. Anne, you remember,
Charlie"
"Oh, yes" said Anne, "How do you
do, Charlie?" And she put out shy
hand, which he took with one still
ouyeT. ne Was SO unsettled IlaL ne
stammered: well, well, l had always
hoped to marry you, Anne, but not
just this way"
Lathrop cut him short with sharp:
Better get busy-before the train
starts. And I'll pay you in advance
before you set off the fireworks"
The tiippancy panied Rev. Charles,
but he was resuscitated by one
glance at the bill that Ira thrust into
his palm. If mans gratitude for
his wife is measured by the size OF
he fee he hands the enabling par
son. Ira was madly in love with Anne.
Rev. Charles had reminiscent sus.
oicion that it was probably counter
'eit. but for once he did Ira an in
Justice.
The minister was in such fiutter
rom losing his boyhood love, and
gaining SO much money all at once
md from performing the marriage on
! train, that he made numerous er.
ors in the ceremony, but nobody no.
iced them, and the spirit, II not the