Tombstone epitaph., 1912-07-14

In luminous brie in the supreme the attorney gen. eral of Texas soemnly declares that is about difficult determine when young lady becomes old maid to tell when has taken enough alcoholic stimuen to the line bew jolly sober and gentemanly drunk On eminent authority that there longer old maids They bachelor girls And there no such thing gentemanly drund The first word of the has been eliminated It is impossible be "gentlemanly drunk it is to be "womanly drunk '-Tucson Star
 Believing that the most efficient results under our sys of government be attained by the full exercise by the of their reserved sovegn powers denounce usurpaon the efforts of opponents deprive the of of the rights reserved them and to enlarge and nifty by ndrection the powers of the federal government
 We insist upon the full exercise of all the powers of the government both state and national protect the people from injustice the hands of those who seek make the government private in business, There Is no twilight between the national and the in which exploiting interests take refuge from both IL nee esary that the federal shall exercise the powers reserved to them but insist that federal remedies for the regulation of interstate and for the prevention ot private monopoly shall be added to and mot substituted for state remedies. "Democratc Platform
 The new regis' ration law makes number of radical changes in the requirements of registering One them that the be able rad the constiti ton anu write his That will bar quite Der of voters although the percentage in Arizona of eraes is very small
 That awful silence that be distinctly heard that President Taft keeping quiet abouthe Chicago convention and the Baltimore convention and about everything else
 The democrats of Arizona always loyal their party and its standard bearers.
 Even the Arizona republicans getting into the Will son band wagon These know good thing when they see 1t.
 few years andthe professional politicia will be numbered among the things that The sooner the bet 
 Eat onions and be optmist That slogan of Texas people It claimed that whohas liver good work ing order be pessmst Judging from the roseate hue which onion look the world general there IS truth in the slogan
 Louisianas legislature has just approved the income tax amendment and the threefourih o the states required pass nearly made that nna approval IS apparently in sight.
 Alaska.s offering ash from its active volcano metal polish The territory than twice big Texas learn ing how to advertise
 In the midst of political turmoil with third party in the of incubation pause pay this tribute to the help fu hen The bureau has the nation the real facts regarding that grandest of American nsttutionsthe hen We apped that n the last years that brd Of puocracy has laid eggs and her value in that period has increased 4S per The Wash ngton still lives and the helpful hen h pushing forward the band wagon of prosperity.
 In Arizona there appears be question of the hold ing and county election although just where their division of sentiment in hard to While there msapprehenson regarding the wording of the constu ton the hold election this fall is apparent
 San Francisco citizen years old dies smoking. We sincerely hope the smoking ended when he left the earth