The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-07-10
I'll E A r ID
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II u b E

SGE1N6 Ihat Inree Williams mead
the committees for collecting coin for
Mercy hospital there ought to be no
trouble in gathering in the bills.
HOW'D you like to be bull moose
and get back to nature. and into the
company of Brother George Perkins,
Brother Munsey and Brother clifford?
to say nothing of Brother Bill Finn.
CHICAGO judge has decided that the
expression, "Oh. you beautiful doll" is a
compliment. However. the recent wife
of one Gary millionaire didn't think so.
SOME theological students have vot-
ed that hell has no fire. We always
did believe that old Mic got his prelim-
mary training as a janitor.
HEAT KNOCKS OUT NEWSPAPER
PLOYES.''-TIMEs' headline Are
you sure that it wasn't something else !?
NEWSPAPER says that the cost of
living is burning issue. 1t is espe-
ciafly SO when your wife forgets and
let's 65-cent porterhouse steak smoke
IN the meantime what's become Of
the old-fashioned camp meeting-the
kind that brought forth fried spring
chicken as well as heavenly prayers?
NOW days half the republicans have
to spend most OF their time figuring
out whether they are irreguiarly regu-
lar or regularly irregular.
| AS to news accuracy we might mem
| ton that on Monday night one Gary
newspaper said that the name OF a
man struck by lightning was "Kurth,"
a second one printed 1t as "Gurth" and
the third as "Kurtz." Whether the
lightning or the misprinting hurt the
victim the most hasn't been found out
AMONG other things that many
newspaper editors have showed into the
| profit and loss hell box are a lot OF
photo plates bearing the inscription,
| May occupy the White House" and
showing visages of the oscar Under
wood. Beauchamp Clark. Theodore
Rosenfelts, Herb Hadley, etc. and
| families.
| IF lot of married couples liked"
as well as loved" there'd be less run
| ming to the divorce courts
| WILD BILL DUNROY, the effete
| press agent at Lake Woods park. has
thrust the following little immortal up
on US.
| The calm potato looks at me
|
| With wide unwinking eyes.
| And, somehow. strange as il may be
| 1t never shows surprise.
| GARY is using twice as much water
/ as 1t did year ago, says the water
| works superintendent. In addition to
| the strain on him, poor old Lake Michi-
| gan must be terribly wrought up try
! ing to figure out whether less beer
| is being drunk or whether the extra
water is being used by the natives for
| bathing purposes. Come TO think of it
| the Y. NJ C. A Installed a dozen shower
baths, so the increase in water used
| might be there.
SPEAKING of water, Hennery Cold
bottle called on HIS mother-in-iaw last
night and when she asked Hennery If
the water was good down at Balti-
| more he was unable to answer.
BY new electrical process photos are
to be transcribed over phones, Chances
are that an automatic one would be
necessary II an attempt were made to
| reproduce the classical features of the
Hon. Champ Clark rendering his opin-
ion of W. j. B.
/ 1T must get under Elb. Gary's hide
| to read speeches of the Hon. Tom
Knots. entitled Building a City,
| wherein he takes the credit for every
thing.
GOV. MARSHALL has posed before
the motion camera and now all that is
| needed is for some one to discover a
double of him. find out that he drinks
buttermilk and is willing to rescue