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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

And some people never forgive as
long as their memories are in work.
ing order.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

1t is hard for man to mind his own
business unless he has both mind
and a business.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

Mrs. Wfnslow-s Soothing Swap for Children
teething, scftens the gus, reduces infiamma-
ton, ap&ys pain. cnres wind collie, 25c ? bottle.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

that deal out despair.
1t is an established
fact that Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta
bic Compound has re-
stored health to thou
sands of such suffer-
ing women. Why
don'tyou try tiff you
ueedsucha medicine?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25
It's Place.

where shall put this joke about
The millionaire dropping his handker.
chief"
I'm the pickup column, you boob"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

Bcnham-They made lion OF me.
Mrs. Benham-Well. I'm a pretty
fair sort of lion tanner.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

~ N a throne in
A the huge up
U \ per room of a
Syrian noun
tain castle sat an
aged man whose
snowy beard fell
to his w a j s t.
Grouped about him
were swarthy ORR
entails, with the
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

Before promising to fly with young
man it is up to girl to investigate
his ability as an airship chauffeur.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25
HARD FOR THE HOUSEWIFE.

It's hard enough to keep house il in
perfect health, but woman weak,
tired and suffering with an aching
back has a heavy burden. Any woman
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

Cholly Gayburd-Do you believe the
story of Jonah and the whale?
Grace Saintly-Why, of course do.
believe every word of it.
Cholly Gayburd enthusiastically
Deer Miss Sanity, will you be my
Wife7
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

II testimonials received from those using
Garfield Tea are of any value, Garfield Tea
does what we claim for it. Enough said.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

Woman conceaIs only what she does
not know.-ProFerb.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

~ Z v E r A L
= [ h o u S a n d
- arme ed Puri-
tans marched
through Western
E n g ] a n d in the
early summer Of
1855, sin g IN G
hymns at the top
of their lungs and
offering up fer
vent prayers of
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

AS soon as women are ours. we are
no longer theirs.-Michael de Mon
taigne.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

For regulation of the stomsch and bowels
you will find Garfield Tea very beneficial.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25
The Proner Course

rs there powder trust?"
Il don't know, but If there is.
somebody should go cunning for it,"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

The wagon wheel usually has that
tired feeling. but it never complains.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy fol
infants and children, and see that il
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

The soft coal situation is har9
oua
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-06-25

Signature Of &1Nzzl&m
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-24

This Fiftieth Anniversary Of the War Between the
States 1t Is Found That the Inventive Genius Of the
American Mechanic Rcvolutionzed the Methods Of
Modern Warfare-Moden RapidFre Guns, Sub
marines lron-Clad Battleshps, Torpedoes, Military
Ielegraphy, War Photography and Scores Of Other
Great Inventions Can Be Traced Directly to the
American Civil War-Remarkabe Record Of the
Ingenuity of the American People
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Death Trap to Stock,

Pierre.--Abandoned claim shacks
are proving death traps for strayed
animals In the west country. When a
commuter proves up and leaves his
homestead he usually locks or nails
up the door to his house. Eventually
someone comes along, breaks the door
open and goes in either for a nights
lodging or to see if anything of value
has been left behind. The door is left
to creak on its hinges until some time
in a storm a horse or steer enters for
shelter and shoves the door to. ID. S.
West and Harry Newly of Leslie last
week found such a trap with a dead
horse inside. it having gnawed the
scantling in the wall nearly through
in several places before it died. Chas.
Grain OF Manila. recently found one
Of his mich COWS in a deserted shack.
This is especially true of eastern ami
mails who are more used to shelter
than the native range stock
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
A Glacial Relic.

M~obridge.-A fossilized mussel
weighing eight pounds and measuring
ten inches across, was brought in by
r. S. Grange, a conductor on the Pu.
get Sound road. The shell is perfect.
though a piece has been broken off.
disclosing the bivalve that used to in
habit it. The fossilized oyster is
about four inches long and an inch
thick. OF n dark claret color. The III
riosity was picked up ear McLaugh.
lin, on the main line. The territory
west OF here is illl of geological curl
osities of all sorts. There is a collec-
ton Of four stone cannon balls
grouped in the station grounds here.
They are perfectly round. as IL they
had been asst in a mold, and are
about three feet in circumference.
They were taken from the Cannonball
river, which derives it's name from
these stones.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
WANT ELECTRIC LINE
OlivET is TO BE CONNECTED
WITH THE MILWAUKEE
RAILROAD.
HAPP ENINGSIOVER STATE
What Is Going On Here and There
That Is Of Interest to the Read
ers Throughout South Da-
kota and Vicinity.

Olivet business men of Olivet, after
several weeks effort. now have COM
pleted arrangements for the construc-
ton OF a railroad 10 connect their
town with the Sioux City-Aberdeen
line OF the Chicago. Milwaukee & st.
Paul Railway company at Tuscan. Oil
vet. although the county seat Of one
or the oldest counties in the state,
never has had a railroad, and this has
seriously handicapped the business
men and other residents. IL Is an
nounceG hat the right of way from
Olivet to Tuscan now has been Sc
cured. and that the work Of construct
ing the connecting line will be COM
menced at the earliest possible date,
the expectation being that the new
line will be completed and in opera
ton by August i OF next "a The
connecting line will be operated by
electricity, and n company is be-
ing Incorporated under the name Of
The Olivet I%nterurban Railway COM
pany. II the plans OF the promoters
are fully realized, the line will be ey-
tended from Tuscan to Mitchell dur.
ing 1913.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
MITCHELL CORN SHOW.
A number Of Experts viii Make
Addresses.

Mitchell.-The annual South Dako-
ia Corn and Grain show is to be held
in Mitchell January 1919, under the
direction of President Dawes, Of Full.
ton; A. n. Hume, secretary of Brook.
ings Agricultural college; John LAX
ings of Hurley; G. w. Downs, Mt. Yer.
non, and Lewis Larson of Lagford, d.
rectors. The men who will do the
talking on the corn subject are Prof.
Hume, agronomist; Prof. o. ID. Cen
ter OF Illinois, who will also judge the
corn in the contest: Prot. j. G.. Hut
ton of Bookings. Prof. o. C. Bull Of
the University of Minnesota, Prof. II.
j. Waters, president of the Kansas
Agricultural college; Prof. John NJ.
Evvard of the Iowa Agricultural col.
lege and DR.. r. l.. Slagle, president Of
the South Dakota college. Miss Mary
Tough of ~Brookings college is to have
charge OF the domestic science depart
ment in the short course, which has
been provided by the Commercial club
OF this city. Prof. Evvard is to con-
duct the class in live stock judging.
In the exhibition department the
corn display will be exceptionally
good, and prizes. a~ggregating $40,
aside from the special prizes which are
offered in the various districts. The
state is divided into three districts
and the same prizes apply in one as
in the other.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
West Of River Settlers ORGANIZE.

~Goldield.--A gathering OF settlers
at this place resulted in the forma-
ton Of an organization which will be
known As The Homesteaders' associa-
ton. It is the plan of this association
to organize branches at most con-
venient points over the entire por-
ton of the state west OF the Missouri
river, and amalgamate the various
branches into II grand association.
whose members shall be bona fide set
tiers. The object Of this organization
will be for mutual benefit and protec-
ton. A movement will be put on foot
at once for the circulating OF petitions
asking that the state furnish feed
and seed for the coming season to the
homesteaders who have experienced
a severe drought for the past two
years.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
PRINCIPAL Asked "a Quit.

Mttchell.-ChargeS were recently
filed against Prof. George Hathaway,
principal of the Ashton schools, with
the board OF education. in which he
was charged with unbecoming con
duct. exerting a bad influence and I'M
able TO keep order in the schools.
When the hearing was held very few
Of the allegations were substantiated
except as TO discipline. A dozen wit
nesses were brought before the hoard,
and at the conclusion Of the eXamina-
ton 1t was held hat the charges
against the principals character had
u been well founded. but the men,
hers OF the hoard believed that the
opinions which he had aired i'm public
were not OF the best, and that his res
igation would be asked for as the best
thing for the schools. The uncondi-
tional resignation OF Prof. Hathaway
was asked for and he give ii. For the
present the schools are in charge Of
Rev. Mr.. Vernon, pastor Of the Meth.
odist church of Ashton. Much bad
feeling has heen engendered because
OF the charges filed and the action OF
the board. but the sentiment in the
town seems to be about evenly d.
yided.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
BEST TRICK NOT IN THE AIR
Remarkably Sound Advice for the
Woman Who Has Some Years
Of Life TO Her Credit

The way to ward Cd old age II NOT
TO fear It, not to allow ones self to
be oppressed by the dread Of advan-
cling years. Use only legitimate pre-
ventives and avoid trying experiments
with preparations not Endorsed by
physicians. Do not wear toilettes IN
tended for young girls, they only add
years to the appearance. Keep up
your interest in the young. but do not
envy them. Retire with dignity from
the struggle, do Lot pose as your
daughters rival. Above all, surround
your life with sweet, true affections
which prevent the heart from growing
bitter. Do not lose interest In tho
growing events Of the day; do not fall
behind the times and do not harp on
other and better days. To those who
come to you for advice be always kind
and sympathetic. AS you advance In
years preserve carefully your personal
appearance, for once lost It may not
be regained ave by strenuous EFFORT.
Your costumes should be simple and
u~npretentious, yet graceful. These
rules, carefully and sensibly followed.
will keep you young and attractive
Exchange.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
For a Permanent Exposition.

Aberdeen.-WiIliam Owsley, prosi-
dent OF tho Aberdeen Commercial
club has appointed a finance commit
tee to act in connection with the pro-
posed exposition building planned for
Aberdeen, As follows: G. A. Russell,
chairman; Isaac Lincoln. Chas. A.
Howard. Additional committees. rep
resenting the iobbing interests. the re-
~tailers, the har. the medical profess.
sion and the bankers, each committee
consisting OF two members, were also
appointed. The various committees
will work together in securing Gnan-
ciaf support for a proposed permanent
exposition building, at which will be
exhibited South Dakota products. ag.
ricultural. mineral and manufactures.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Again the Poor Fat Man,

Among the passengers OF a down
town a the other evening were a fat
man. a lean man. who proved to be
deaf. and a couple Of giggly girls. On
OF the side streets a German band
was engaged in making life miserable
for the residents OF the neighborhood.
The fat man shifted uneasily in his
seat and remarked sarcastically to the
lean man In a low tone. "Music!"
The lean man put his hand to his
ear and said, "Eh?"
Music" repeated the man in loud.
er tones.
Beg pardon, / am not able I o hear"
said the lean man.
Music" yelled tho fat man. SO loud
that the passengers all Uttered and
the little giggly girls all grew red in
the face.
"Oh," said the lean man as he
turned around and looked about him.
The little German band was out OF
sight by this tine, and the passengers
laughed immoderately at the vain at
tempts Of the unfortunate man to find
the object Of the fat mans comments.
Fat men are proverbially good ma
tured, and by that time the oddly OF
the situation had dawned upon this
particular fat man.
Hum" he said, you folks needn't
laugh. Our friend saw fully as much
music As you and I heard"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Heir 70 an Estate.

Sioux Falls.-Eforts are being made
to ascertain the present whereabouts
OF George A. Calkins. who was a res,
ident OF Bonesteel during the boom
days following the opening OF Greg.
DRY county to white settlement some
years ago. Calkins Is one of the heirs
Of an estate left by n deceased rela.
tive, and others interested in the es.
tate have written to Postmaster In.
a OF Bonesteel, who has been com.
missioned to find the missing man.
Calkins Is believed to reside at some
point in the northwest. hut Just where
is unknown, his former friends at
Bonesteel having lost all trace OF him.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
500 in Each Wedoe Of pie.

Rapid City.-President James Hal
ley, of the First National bank, had
his entire family. consisting OF sons,
daughters and grandchildren with him
for a merry Christmas dinner. The
piece de resistance Of the dinner was
and grandchild should have an equal
share. Each piece OF pie contained a
tiny box and in the box was 500
worth Of gold dust. President Hal.
ley came into the Black Hills in early
day and by thrift has become a very
wealthy man. He has a grip on every.
thing in the country hereabouts.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Natural Tlmepiece.

There is no need for clocks on the
Aegean sea any day when the sun is
shining. There nature has arranged
her only timepiece, n that does not
vary though the centuries pass. This
natural time marker is the largest sun
dial In the world. Projecting into the
blue waters of the sea is a large pro-
montory which lifts its head 5000 feet
above the waves. AS the sun swings
round. the pointed shadow OF the
mountain just touches n after the
other a number OF small islands,
which are at exact distances apart
and act as hour marks on the great
dial.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Two Fires at Aberdeen.

Aberdeen.--Two fires caused a loss
OF $4,000. which was partially cover.
I'D by insurance. The first fire caused
n loss OF $500 to the lngersoll Gro.
Gerry company, covered by $500 in.
surance The Gre is thought TO have
started from imperfect wiring. The
second fire totally destroyed the ware
house OF the Aberdeen Building and
Manufacturing company, in when was
stored about $4,000 worth OF machin.
cry, lumber and implements. The or
gin of this fire is unknown TIE loss
10 covered bv IS. 1000 insurance.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
YOUNG, but Oh, Myi

The lawyer was sitting at his desk.
absorbed in the preparation of a brief.
So bent was he on his work that he
did not hear the door rs It vas push.
ed gently open, nor see the curly head
that was thrust into his Off Ice. A lit.
tie sob attracted his notice, and turn
ing. he saw his face that was streaked
with tears, and told plainly that his
feelings had been hurt.
Well, my little man. did o want
to see me?"
Are you a lawyer?"
Eyes. What is It you wnht?"
II want" and there was a resoluts
ring in his voice-"I want a divorce
from my papa ana mammal"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
fo-Rey. g. v. r. Richeson arrested,

BV0xNSNs ~ W =
in Boston a. slayer Of Avis Linnell.
2l-Rev. Frand w. Sanford. leader,
Of the Holy Ghosters, arrives In Port
land, Me-, aboard the Coronet, on
which he starved the fanatical mem,
bers Of the party. He Is arrested.
Chinese national assembly
23-Winston Churchill is made Eng
lands first lord Of the admiralty, be
ing succeeded as home secretary by
Reginald McKenna.
26-P Philadelphia Athletics win
worlds baseball championship from
New York.
29-Joseph Pulitzer, noted publisher,
dies.
Names of is new cardinals-designate
announced.
NOVEMBER.
president Taft reviews great bat
tleship fleet at New York.
2-Kyrle Bellew, famous actor, dies.
4-Chinese rebels capture Shanghai,
controlling mouth Of Yangtse-Kiang
river.
5-Cal P. Rodgers arrives at Pasa-
dena, Cal, concluding his epochal
flight from New York to Pacific coast.
Ambassador Guild at st. Petersburg
protests to Russia against alleged in
suits to American Jews.
6-Persia refuses Russia's demand
to remove w. Morgan Shuster, young
American in charge OF Persian
finances.
New Mexico's first election as q
state results in Democratic governor.
Italian advance In Tripoli begins.
S-United States circuit court at
New York approves tobacco trust disso-
luton plan.
16--Chinese republic appeals for rec
ognition by the world.
Russia starts troops for Persian from
tier.
19-President Caceres OF Santo Do
n1ngo assassinated.
24-Henry Clay Beattie executed.
25-Miss Mildred Sherman marries
Lord Camoys Of England in New
York.
3o-Public consistory creating 10
cardinals at Rome.
DECEMBER.
1-McNamara brothers change pleas
in dynamite case to guilty"
liking George arrives In India for
the Durbar.
4-Ffrst regular session Of Sixty
second congress c%onvenes.
81. B. Mcnamara sentenced for
life. John j. to Is years. President
Taft sends congress message devoted
entirely to trust problems.
6-Beef trust suit begun at Chi
cago.
S-Investigation board reports bat
tleship Maine was destroyed by out
side explosion.
9-207 miners entomber at Brice,
vile, Tenn, by explosion.
Constitution of Chinese republic
framed.
12-Durbar at India held by King
George emperor Of India.
Republican national committee
names Chicago, June Is, for 1912 ma
tional convention.
13-Sulzer bill abrogating passport
treaty with Russia passed by house.
17-Alfred G. Vanderbilt weds Mrs.
Margaret McKim in London.
Ambassador Curtiss Guild at instruc-
ton OF President Taft, notifies Russia
Of intention to abrogate treaty Of 1882.
19-Senate approves President Taft's
abrogation Of Russian treaty. Presi.
dent sends congress special message
on wool tariff.
John Bigelow, Americas grand old
man." dies.
21-Russian forces open hostilities
with Persia, bombarding the govern.
or's palace at Tabriz.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Mother of Judoe MCGEE Dead.

Rapid City.-A complication OF dis
eases ended the life OF Mrs. Rehecca
ID. MCGEE, u Of the well known wo.
men Of this part OF the Hills Mrs.
MCGEE, who was rs years old, was the
mother Of Circuit Court Judge Levi
MCGEE and fourteen other children.
eleven Of whom are still living. She
was a native Of Indiana, but came here
from Iowa.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

Pferre.-At the close Of the states
case at Onida at the preliminary ex.
animation on the charge Of having
written the Sully county black hand"
letters about ten days ago, Frank Rip
ley, the mail carrier, was dismissed.
the court holding that not enough evil
dence had been presented on which to
hold him. This leaves the mystery as
deep as 1t has zee at any time since
it started.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Hot Goals Thrown In Girls Face

Yankton.-Miss Sarah Loffer OF
Beresford, attending school here, was
very seriously burned in the face by
passing an engine at tn. Milwaukee
yards just - 2 fireman threw out a
shovel of red-hot Goals from the fur.
mace. The glowing Goals struck Miss
Loffer full in the face and perna.
ncnt soaring is feared.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Knees Became Stiff
Five Years of Severe Rheumatism

The cure of Henry j. Goldstein, IA
Barton Street, Boston, Mass, is another
victory for Hoods S~arsaparilla. This great
medicine has succeeded in many cases
where others nave utterly failed. Mr..
Goldstein says: 81 suffered from rheuma-
and caused excruciating pain. Ny knees
would become as stiff as steel. / tried
many medicines without relief. then took
Hoods S~arsaparilla, soon felt much better.
and now consider myself entirely cured.
l recommend Hoods"
Get it today in usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Death Calls Pioneer.

Aberdeen.-Wm. Wegner. a Brown
county pioneer, is dead after an I'll.
ness OF three days. He was born in
Germany 70 years ago. He moved to
this state In 1883 and took up a home
stead near this city. He is survived
by a widow and seven children.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
Her Fate,

II have three husbands to support"
pleaded the ragged beggar m
"What-are you a bigamist?"
mo, sir. One husbands mine and
the others belong to my two daugh-
ters."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

Gettysburg boosters are considering
the matter Of having a regular market
day for Gettysburg. A booster supper
also will be given In the near future
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04
The Lessee Evil.

Marks-Why do you allow your
wife to run UP such big bills?
Parks-BeSauSe I'd sooner have
trouble with my creditors than will
her that's why.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
ite family laxative.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

Sore Throat is no trifing ailment. 10
will sometimes carry infection to the en-
tire system through the food you eat.
Hamlins Wizard Oil cures Sore Throat.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

Some society ome are known by
what they waste their affection on.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

Mira. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces innamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c Q bottle.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

PILES CURED IN 9 TO IL DAYS.-
Your druggist will refund money IL PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any case OF Itching, Blind.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

You need expect no quarter from
the footpad until you give up your
last cent.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

What has become of the oId-fash-
toned man whose word was as good
as his bond?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

Profitable goods are good friends
that we dearly love to part with.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-01-04

You'll generally always find that the
person who is most suspicious OF
himself needs watching.