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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
TnE BERNALnIo COUNTY LIVE.

AFTER you leave the Bernalilio
county line the roads are first rate"
sass colonel SELLERS regarding the
highway from Albuquerque to Ros-
wen.
Now whore have we heard that ex-
precision before?
II has 4 sadly familiar sound. u
suli applies 10 tho road north 70
Santa Fe II applies Ia the road
south. and although the road west
Is not perfect after you ieavo this
county. the road In this county is
something about which the loss said,
the better
Il Is high time wo were re-arrans-
ing this state OF affairs II 81 due "a
nothing but pure lazlness. hamilton,
lack Of energy and enterprise, that
the roads "a nernalillo county are
what they are. Il ls enough to make
every citizen of This county ashamed
of himself to read about little party
OF willard boosters repairlng fourteen
miles Of road for one automobile ex-
ouralon; and OF one lone citizen OF
the little hamlet Of Encino making
his own road machine ana gettlng oul
ana absolutely building twentS -foul
miles OF brand new road FOR the same
excursion.
How long is Albuquerque going q
be content 10 ROMAN at the tail-end
of the procession?
Here h. splendid road OF 235 miles
connecting tho two principal cities Of
New MeXco and the iva greatest
agricultural valleys. practically per-
feet highway las far as the 'bema-
Nllo county line" Just little of the
ginger % tho Willardites or of u g.
Dillon OF Enelno and me rock pile
which motorists must chamber over
af the entrance 90 TileFAs canyon
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
NO JUNE FLOODS /.

General Bixby Of the engineers Is
certainly man with more tact and
understanding than the ordinary gov
eminent official. General Blxby,
compassIonately and sympathetlcally
watching the inhabitants Of the Lou
islana parishes driving their razor
backs and their coon dogs to the roofs
OF the corn cribs. as the ieyees con-
tinue TO break and other thousands
OF acres are buried forty fathoms deep
daily. and the barns in majestic
procession. lift anchor and pat for the
open waters OF the Gulf OF Mexlco--
what does Bixby sayg
1T isn't 30 bad" says Bixby. cheer
up smile ] take the greatest
pleasure In announcing thai It has
been arranged that the regular June
Hoods in the Mississippi win not be
held this year ,..., .,.....-, !,
Talk about the silver liningi
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

would be abolished and the road
through the canyon repaired and
made easy 10 traverse at the expondi-
iuro Of a comparatively small sum o.
money.
A representative Of big moving
picture concern whose business means
the best Kind OF advertising for Now
Mexico. gets hopelessiy bogEed with
his auto when no tries TO 50 to isletn.
twelve miles south. He would have
been b. worse TX n ne had tried
10 81 20 Alameda eight miles north,
II hc had gone nine miles east no
would have had the same experience.
81 all Probability. OF former Governor
Haasrman. and smashed a new tire
on she rocks.
u - hard 70 find city IN New
Mexlco that has not done more aotuai
road Improvement than has Albu-
oucruue. the largest city and yaunted
commercial metropolis Of the sum
shine state.
How coon are we going 10 get busy ?
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
Red BIOOded American Heroes
HOW GEORGE ROGERS CLARK TOOK Fl vINCENNES

while she American patriots we're
lighting for Independence IN the
east George Rogers CLARK was bat
Ting with the British IN the west.
Early b. The year f7Ta Captain
CLARK. With l70 men. began his
march on Fort Vncennes-now Vin-
cennes. Ind.--one Of the strongest
British strongholds.
Although the weather was warm for
the time OF year, il WAC q rainy sea-
son and the little party proceeded
slowly, sometimes wading through
chilly water up 20 their shoulders,
holding their guns and ammunition
overhead 70 keep them dry. But I'm
ally they came 10 a dry wood, built
cheering fires. and Wore comfortable.
Some Indian squaws coming down
the wabash river with meat and ket-
ties Ia canoes were captured ana their
provisions appropriated. The men
were az hungry AZ bears. and this
providential success kept them IN a
merry mood.
when morning came they marched
on. this time on dry ground, Ia the
afternoon cDmo IN sight Of the VIE
lage of Vineennes They halted IN
the foSeat and sem, messenger inso
the town with a proclamation for the
people guaransing Immunity to all
who espoused the American cause.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

The Wall Street Journal has dis
covered another cause which Il de-
siTss 10 have added TO the long list
Of reasons assigned fer the high cost
Of living II declares that the jokes
ia the newspapers at the expense Of
Farmer C5rntossel," "Hayseeds,
etc. have done much to put young
America out OF conce.t with farming
life and impel him to seek an occu-
patton that Is NOT made the subject
OF ridlcdle. The connection between
90-cent butter and 6O-cents-a-dozen
eggs and Jokes IN the newspapers may
not be apparent to every one, but
there is some ground for the assump-
ton that poking fun at the farmer,
who IN nine out OF ten cases has more
sense than the sophisticated Joker, IL
not calculated st make the country
boy think that his fathers business Is
nice one TO follow
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

and ordering an non-combatunts on
tha streets. Fearing that they might
be surprised In the night. Clark led
bis men against the fort that after
noon. taking n circitous route 10 MAKE
hiss command appear as large az pos
slble.
Night had fallen. and all was stlli
when they entered the deserted streets
OF the village. The fort stood at the
end OF the street. It's cannon looking
black and ominous In tho ElOaminR.
Without loss Of time the Americans
surrounded the fort and opened fiTo.
The battle ragged for two days, the
Americans blazing away with fury a.
the harassed garrison AZ ono tlmo
onr men lay within 30 feet Of tho fort,
pouring hot lead through the port
holes, and doing much damage. but
ONE American was wounded IN the
whole engagement Surrender was
inevitable. and on February IS, Conn
mander Hamilton marched out OF the
fort, leaving the stronghold and is
stores 20 the Americans
Clark later distinguished himself IN
many Indian wars. Hut his great srr-
vice TO the country la making the
frontier settlements safe from moles-
tation was never recognized. and ne
died IN poverty near Louisville. KY.
which he had helped 10 establish
many years before.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
TARC In the Solar
JADD PIexus...

THE UNIVERSITY o. kansas Ak
riculturai department IA said 10 be
Installing d department Of table man
ncrA "a this another phase OF the
Rural upliftg And are we no longer
60 be allowed 10 eat pie with a knife
q . q
NEXT THE NEXT thlng--Rnd wo
have almost forgotten al about the
Allen gang.
q % O
ROOSEVELT might ask for the
vice presldency--he has only had that
job once and there would be no third
term buggy 10 raise fuss.
u q q
J. PtERPoNT MORGAN, who
booked passage on the Titanic and
then cancelled 4 - another who mar
rowly escaped being q hero.
. . o
D. X. PEARsONs, who spent mill
lions helping small colleges. 40 far
as known never erected single mem-
oriai library 20 himself.
. . Q
THE TEXAS man who got out Of
wrote. stole the poem also. But Il IL
TOO late TO put him back Ia jail.
o Q @
MISSOURI CALLS upon Baltimore
to furnish accommodations for her
delegates and also for her houn'
6awgs viii the "No-Dog" sign be
discontinued?
O q O
THE STATE OF NEW Jersey has
appointed sxty-thrce experts 10 eN-
terminate mosquitoes IN that state.
Albuquerque might borrow one 90
take enro OF that Rio Grande mos
quito who has been seen In several
parts Of the city again this season.
. o q
THE HONORABLE Nicholas Long
worth, you will take notice, II main
tanning a silence that Is ar profound
as Il Is deafening.
@ Q .
KANSAS as REPORTED 10 be suf-
fering again from a mild case OF the
| pops Ia a slightly different form.
. . .
A HORsERADIsH trust has been
NNHNNNfAtN az AlNANANANUAof AAiF - -
better proposition shan the tamale
combine.
O q o
4 NORTH CAROLINA paper re-
lates the sad narrative OF a noun
talneer l15 years old, who was found
dead with a bottle Of corn Ticker firm
N grasped IN his hand. Which again
demonstrates that Il Is bound 10 get
EN- sooner OF later.
. . q
THERE ARE TEN spotless citizens
In tho United states. says an expert
Albuquerque. since the recent crusade
Is tho tenspot
O q O
1T IS REPORTED that the hide 0l
tue whale Is two feet thick Ia places
which puts him well la;o the profes.
slonRl politician class.
p ~-art ~f.et q - q
BETWEEN THE RAINS and poll
tics, baseball has had to struggle L
squeeze In thus far
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
GETTING UP no DATE.

There Is great Deal IN the sug-
gestlon OF Mayor Sellers. returning
from Rosweli. thai we might get moro
for Rio GraEde alfalfa II we exer-
clsed the same care IN It's cultivation
that they do in the Pecos valley. The
contrast he makes between si2 and
$40 ton is an illuminating one.
There Is no earthly reason why the Rio
Grande valley alfalfa should not be
bringing as much as that in the Ros-
well district An that We need co do,
says the mayor is to clean the sand
burrs and weeds out OF Il and simply
sell alfalfa and not trash. Undoubt-
eddy plenty of alfalfa Is raised in
this valley fully as good as that on
the Pecos; the poor alfalfa raised by
the careless farmer brings down the
price The principle concerned, re-
gardioss OF the special merits o. the
alfalfa question, Is one that the farm
ers IN this valley must reckon on
only modern farmlng careful. in
tonsive farming. VIII win IN this val.
icy: u we keep up TO date aud brina
in more progressive ullcrs OF the sois
the Rio Grande valley has a higgei
future before It than the Pecos.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
the RErAILERs.

Albuquerque this week. beginning
today. ontcrtains one 81 the largest
conventions OF business men ever held
IN the state. tho first annual satheriug
OF the New Mexico Retailers associa-
ton.
This meeting Is or considerable inn
portancc IN many respects and Aibu-
querque is Fortunate IN being ablo 20
have the convention here. Eta MEM
bership comprises the business back
bone OF the state; just the plain, av-
orage. typical business men. the kind
~ laen who are maklng prosperity
Tor New Mexico and who are build
ing up the state socially and COM
metcinily Albuquerque welcomes
them and hopes thes win have a soed
thine.
The convention will have Important
results; Il Is state-wide federation
representing tbs business interests Of
every section. and any action taken
nay be regarded as an accurate ex-
PRECISION Of the business sentiment Of
New Mexico. II Is such organizations
and such state conventions as this
which tend 60 solIdify and consolidate
the business interests and hring
about that team work which ID nee
essary II we are 10 go ahead IN a
business way.
Every Albuquerque citizen should
make II his duty 20 help give the
visitors good time. Albuquerque
needs all such state gatherings as this
that she can get and these ESQ dele
gates VIII talk about US and our town
when they so home.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
4 MONUMENT no pnoGREss.

Those who attended the dedication
Of che beautiful new Chavcs county
court house At Roswell have new
Idea Of the progress thar has been
made BY southeastern New Mexico.
The building. which cost over s15o.-
600, next 90 tho state capitol is BY
far the finest building OF its kind ia
New Mexico. II would do nobly for
= state capitol itself. and we venture
the assertion that state capitol or
two could be found IN this country
which might suffer In comparison.
Imposing and magnificent, this
stately modern building Is monu-
ment so the prosperity. the enter
prise and the enlightenment Of the
rich and populous Pecos valley one
Of the falrest rpots on the map Of
North America.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
Boosting Poetry from Clayton
CFrom the clayton Nows.)
n.nf Iapl

(Ffom the clayton Nows)
Oast Jag)
And tHsn there Is lark the telephone
man.
He viii % you favor whom ever ne
can.
when CLARK nrst dropped IN here he
was wrapped IN smile.
And Frank 81 has worn u All this
long while.
His smile Is expansive and not an cl-
ilpse,
II covers his face like total eclipse.
Ana wli'h he 3 aqqt believe any
They VIII have 10 use aiun TO get his
face s,raight
The Ekluad hotel has betn storied
IN SOM
Aud run by carl Enund for ever 40
long.
And n sou stop there sou wan make
no mistake.
For the cookins's the same that your
mother would make
And Dean and Burns and Howard
were made.
To cater l believe 60 the restaurant
trade.
II sou dine either place they VIII
treat sou right,
And around your equator your clothes
VIII ht tight
Four Doctors are hero who look after
our ills
And eight the grim reaper with liquids
and pills
In surgical matters they are right up
% date,
And VIII get your appendix II they're
needing FISH bait.
shorty h the man who keeps watch
on the street,
lie will pinch amy crook that he hap
pens 20 meet.
And the pinch that las gives hiin viii
forever remain,
And his crookship will never be
happy again.
Three blacksmith shops are here for
the trade,
Win shops up 10 date and ahead a
decade,
They Will shoe In good shape your
horses and mules.
And keep Ia repair your farming
tools.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

For inc good OF the state, and 10
che great disgust az ihe members Of
tine legislature and numerous small
fry politicians, the provision of tho
constitution limiting the amount the
leaifiatufs may spend Tor extra em-
pl0yos, ~ being enforced by thc son-
atc. Numerous attempts have been
made 90 get around the provision, but
pn have been blocked. in time tho
legislators viii set used % u, and
whom that Time COMES the state hossa
viii not be- such a grand lOaiins place
during The meeting Of the legislature
a. Il has been IA time past Lords
burg Liberal
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

The General Federation OF Won.
ems Clubs viii hold its biennial cone
ventlon In san francisco June SO 10
July next As an aid - delegates
attending the convention the Denver
a RIO Grande has issued an excep-
tlonally interesting folder descriptive
0f the most attractive route 70 san
Francisco This publication also con-
talns description of rebuilt san
Francisco and program OF the en-
tertainment 20 be provided By the
women's clubs and citizens OF that
city. and, ali in an. q supplies much
valuable information for those ex-
pecting 20 attend the convention anc
others visiting the Pacific coast,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Unlon county has the good roads
fever worse nor bunch Of London
bellies afflicted With the 'votes for
women" fancy East and west from
Clayton. the hub forces are busy cast.
ing un a highway Cor busy, Colfax--
20 ye out to meet 'em. The roads In
the eastern section 81 Oug county do
need a little help. and they are IN the
dumps, refusing absolutely TO do a
thing for their own betterment Like
children, roads need little attention
and instruction. 4Raton Range.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
Where They Come FROM.

u ~ never safe 10 pace much re-
lance IN rumors a rumor Is like
snow ball started down hill; the fur
Their n goes the larger grows. While
Il is true. where much smoke some
fire must be" too often when the
origin Is searched the dense rolling
clouds will be found to eminate from
some old ioafer's corn cob pipe Rn-
mOra and pipe dreams are of the same
brood and be who relies thereon IL
not wise.--Taos Recorder.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Wo offer One Hundred Donaro Re
ward FOR amy case OF Calarrh that
cannot be cured By Halls Catarrh
Cure.
H. j. Cheney a Co. Toledo. q.
We, the undersigned. have known
r. J. Cheney for the last fifteen years
and believe him perfectly honorable
Ia an business transactions and a.
nancially able 10 carry out any obii'
gallons made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK or COMMERCE.,
Toledo. o.
HALLS Catarrh cure ~ taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF tho system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 20 cents
per bottle. Sold By al druggists.
Take HALLS FNmily Pills for con-
stlpnton
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

The people all over our country
are discussing the question 81 the
making Of good roads That Is al
right aud sounds good ID az but Ia the
irrigation section OF our country unn
Taos county in particular water
should be- kept on the road bed. This
can be done by "a little manual la5pr
mixed With "a little Judgment More
civic pride rs needed Ia Taos county.
..-'raos Valley News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

when the baby takes too muca
food the stomach turns; the result g.
indigestion, sournCsa and vomiting
Frequently the bowels are lhyoivoo
ana there o. collie pains and oiar-
fhooa, McGEE's BABY ELIXIR b.
grand corrective remedy Zoe the
stomach End bowel disorders of ba
bieS it ia pure. wholesome aud
pleasant ~ take. Price Csc and Doc
per bottle Sold by an Druggists
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

That irrepresslhle booster, Colonel
Berger. says "Now Is the appropri.
ate time for united action Of the two
Commercial clubs OF Valencia county,
the Los Luuss and Belon clubs, %
get busy and push forward the move
ment to locate canning factory az
Bcien Lots OF money can be saved
to fruit growers In the canning OF
fruit aud vegetables which products
would otherwise be- total loss"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

a. We understand 81 PROT Wilson
campaign manager continues 10 stand
az The Wall street entrance of the
headquarters redy TO club any con-
lribut0r TO the campaign fund who Is
not connected with an orphan asylum
or an old Widows home Houston
Post
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
President Madoro Of Moxico has hi1

President Madoro Of Mexico has his
share 81 troubles. but he probably VIII
find time 10 heed the request of the
United states that some attention be
paid 10 the protection Of American
citizens and American property THIS
country has nothing but the friend
Hest feelings for Mexico but Us ~
tonce can be- taxed too far.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Wei. anyhow. II the Democrats
don't win this year they needn't
blame their defeat on Mr.. Roosevelt.
He's doing oil he can 10 help them,
n Tart Is renominated -sSan Marcial
Standard
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

MI TAFT declares That he ~ backed
up against a vail and Is Obliged 70
fight Well. he certainly isn't built
for climbing .-Dallas News
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

The men who are putting up the
money for Colonel Roosevelt may not
win. but they VIII al least have the
satisfaction OF knowing they got a
ran for their cash.--lsxchange.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Anyway the san Mareial boys did
not try to smooth over their defeat by
roasting the umplre.-San Marclaai
Standard.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

There is considerably less reason
why The plural Of mouse should be
mice than why fhe plural OF spouse
should be spice. Any bigamlst will
admit as muoh.--Taos Recorder
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

"Doan's Ointment cured me OF ec-
zema that had annoyed me long
time. The cure WAS permanent. "-
Hon. = W. Matthew's, Commissioner
labor statistics, Augusta. Ale.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Judging by the way they are CALI
ing out che militia and police "a the
state conventions, theyh need the
army and navy al Chicago. springer
stookman.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

This little battle OF bad words now
Ia prOeress 'tWixt Mossrs Roosevelt
and Taft reminds one OF "A special edi-
lion Of the Ration Reporter Ration
Range.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

After a 20 ail over Champ CLARK
win sit back and ehuckie over the
scare he threw inte the Democracy
ne being the best Joke he ever per-
potratod. Los Angeles isXpross.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
one AnNanlannn.

OF course men nave their little wor-
rios and troubles, hut they don't have
20 SO TO bed night after night with
their faces smeared with complexion
Taos Recorder
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

The family Bible tells no Hes, bat
the page on which GorfrLdes birth
was recorded Is sometimes torn out
-Porlales Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

standard oil OF Kentucky 81 up $50
points. All the little octopus. In fact.
are getting fat and saucy.-Fort
Sumner Review.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

P0r,ales Ia working for a beet sugar
factory and the Normal school HnFrah
for Portales Pormles Herald
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

III the populiat party is dead u can
fairly claim thaf the wake N lively
ST. Louis Globe Democrat
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

III tho uenFpauDf hrnefiIriH could
only realise how much theft claims 20
be running lhe Garth are tuehed at
they would print their ygporings In
the fanny colnmn.~st Louis Globe
Democrat
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Mayhe Colonel WOlterH lhinks Il
Was Woodrow wilson who WIS author
OF the Wilson biil+ADahas News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

President Taft says he has been
made man Of straw. Is this a bid
for the inlep voie2--liouston Post.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Governor Harmon's boom socms to
be held up hy tire trouble.--i.ot AM
gelcs EXpieas.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
MORE POLITICS


Colonel nooseyeits tariff views are
aa lndefinite as Mr. TaftF are afro
cious. steoF clear Of both. -4lilrming-
ham Age Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
THE STATE PRESS
With Us Aealn.


One touch OF the rhubarb pie makes
the whole world Kin. --Portales Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07
AMONG THE BOOSTERS


Those who refuse 10 join the good
roads moyomenl intend no doubt 10
buy airships. --Taos Recorder.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

Try q Herald Want Ad. Il
win bring you resultA
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

-kanses city Times. a dinner Of
boiled beef cabbage and potatoes.
cooked by q woman who can cook
viii make you reflect on how mucn
better the poor 1.-Two than the rich.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-07

--Now York Press, The reason
giri doesn't fllrt Is she calls Il study
ing human nature