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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-06-15

important 70 n;others
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-06-15

Street gas lamps were first used in
London in 1907.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-06-15

Fourteen per cent of the egg is al
bumen.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-06-15

Paw Knows Everything.
Willie-Paw, what is family cir
Gle?
Paw-A wedding ring, my son.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-06-15
TO DRIVE OUT \

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AMP BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking
The formula 10 plainly printed on every bottle,
ehowinG u Is simply Quinine and Iron in Asteless
form, and the most enectual form. FoS grown
people and children, SO cents.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
FOR THE NECK
AND SHOULDERS
A Free Prescription That Instantly Re-
moves 8Iemishes, Tan, Freck!es
and the Wrinkles ard Marks
Left by High Collars.

The Dutch neck and the evening gown
too Oxen expo" the dIEcolnratiOn and
h!emtshes Of high collars or the effects
o! tan and frccklcs. 1t is easy to over
come these conditions and make the
neck beautiful and white and soft and
sm0Cth-tO remove. in other words, ev-
cry blemish and to make the Dutch col
lar IS attractive as IL is comfortable
This prescription can also bo used on
the shoulder. and ii is marvelously ef-
fectivo to bcaUt!fy the hands ana arms.
II YOU want 10 try il. go to your
druggist, get an empty twO-OunCe bot
tie, also a CU"-Ouncc bottle Of EIlux
Compound. Pour the entire bottle of
kuluX into the two ounce bottle, add
quarter an ounce of witch hazel. then
hll with water. Prepare this at your
own home ana then Won know what
you have. one application VIII aStouiah
you. II is delic!ously cool and soothinl,
and is not affected By perspiration II
Will not rub OFF.
II you will Put it on one hand only.
or on one side of the neck. and note the
differen &C. YOU viii see the wonderful
change X makes instantly. The results
are p THanent and continued use Of
this prescription viii result in q skin as
soft and smooth as a child's. a skin
from which reduess and roughness and
freckles have been entirely removed
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
TOWER CONCERTS
DRAW CRITICISMS

Music lovers of the three cities who
have been patrOnizing the band con-
certs at the Watch Tower, have regist-
cred protests with those in charge
against the foreign noises which are
permitted during the progress of the
programs. Mrs. F. w. Reimers, head
OF the Rock Island Musical club has
also been appealed to in an effort to
get the club to take action in view CO
its effort to make Rock Island a recog-
nized music center The complaint is
that an orchestra in the dance hall
breaks in upon the band frequently and
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
SUPPOSED INSANE
MAN IS BEING HELD

Suffering rom mental and physical
paralysis the result of what is
thought to have been an accident in
Chicago four years ago, Philip Bre-
dar, unknown to authorities in this
city was this morning sent to the
county Jail for Today period. there
TO await an investigation of his case
in an effort to locate his family Bredar
can scarcely articulate and he can
not write. He apparently understands
all questions that are put to him but
his answers are far from clear 1t is
thought that his home is in Evansville,
Ind. SO far as can be learned he is
married and has two children. He is
40 years Old. 1t is the opinion of the
police that the man escaped from
some Institution for the insane.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
Personal Points

Sheriff o. L. Bruner has returned
from 81. Louis.
A. u. Bruner left for Chicago this
morning on business.
George p. Siemon left yesterday on
4 pleasure trip TO Denver, Col
Edward l. Strate is confined to his
home by a severe attack of tonsilitis.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. \. Weld left to-
Gay for Chicago for few days
trip.
Misses Clara and Julia Crawford left
last night for Nantucket to spend the
summer.
Mrs. Robert McCabe OF Evanston
and Mrs. John Worthy of Chicago are
guests at the home of Mrs. J. F. Rob
inson.
Supervisor and Mrs. William Trefz
Fave returned from river trip on
the steamer Quincy to st. Paul and
KeokUk.
Miss Jeanette and William Gem
mill son and daughter respectively of
Judge W. y. Gemmill of Chicago, are
visiting with the Misses Lois and Mar
rian Hubbard.
Mrs. Sarah Somerson of Coal Val
ley and her niece, Miss Mary Schroe-
der Of this city have returned after
visit OF six weeks at points OF interest
along the Pacific coast.
Dudley Marshall arrived home last
night from three weeks trip to the
cast, during which he attended the
Baltimore convention and visited in
New York and Washington.
Not 10 be deferred by last nights
storm, an 11-pound boy arrived at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. B.
Dewey, 1880 Fifteenth street, and has
taken possession of the home.
Il. Z. Sudlow, Eugene Ramser and
James Britton left by launch for the
lower end of the county this morning.
4 hey intend 10 inspect the big arte-
sian well in Drury township. near Bal
lard's landing.
Prof J. a. Udden, geol0gist in the
department of economic geology and
technology in the University of Texas,
and wife, are visiting friends in Rock
Island and Moline Tor a few days.
Prof. Udden formerly held the chair Of
geology and natural science at Angus
tana college, being called to Texas
university a year ago.
Chaplain John w Ferris of CoIfax.
Ill, Ordnance Omcer Ben Eich. of
Sterling. AdjUtant Charles Benson OF
Chicago. Quartermaster T. E. Stall of
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
RAZOR USEO IN
MORNING BATTLE
between BLACKS
George Thomas Near to Death
as Result Of Cuts Inflicted
by Paul Jones.
JONES HELD TO GRAND JURY
ietty Grievances Between Pair Lead
TO Bloody Fight in Rock
Island Road Diner.

Petty grievances Of long standing
between George Thomas and Paul
Jones, two negro waters in the dining
car service of the Rock Island road,
led to the assault Of Thomas at l
o'clock this morning by Jones. result
ing serious and possibly fatal injuries
10 the attacked man and in the arrest
and holding to the grand jury of the
welder Of the weapon Thomas is in
St Anthony's hospital lowering be-
tween life and death as the result OF
the loss OF a large quantity of blood
through gashes cut with a razor. He
bears evidence of the battle with three
deep and vicious looking cuts on his
arm, another across his body, and still
another on his head. His assailant is
unscathed.
BOTH IN THEIR CUPS.
The men arrived in Rock Island last
night and Immediately thereafter, says
Special Agent Peterson OF the road,
they partook OF liquid refreshments.
When they returned TO the car. old
difficulties cropped out. Thomas call
ed names, and II is stated that he -four
ished a knife and threw a pop bottle.
After that. says Jones, he Jones)
went 10 his grip, procured a razor. and
then the real trouble began When
Thomas had been severely lacerated by
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
Obituary
MRS. MINNIE CALSEx.

Mrs. Minnie Calsen died at the home
Of her daughter. Mrs. Henry Wiedman,
in yuma township, Thursday afternoon
at I O'Clock, as the result OF a recent
stroke of paralysis and the debilities
Of old age. She was born in Germany
in 1899 and was 10 years of age, com.
ing to America SO years ago. Surviv-
ing her are four children, Peter Caisen
Of Davenport. julius Calsen of Moline,
Mrs Henry Wiedman Of Yuma town
snip and J. H. Calsen of Cordova. The
funeral services will be held Saturday
morning at 10 o'clock from the home
OF her daughter, Mrs. WieGman.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
TALK REFERENDUM AT
ASSOCIATION MEETING

At the weekly meeting of the Rock
Island County Woodman association
held last evening at Odd Fellows hall,
the referendum problem now facing
the society was discussed. The SEN
timent seemed to be favorable to
taxing a vote of the society on the
recent rate revision, but no definite
action was taken. The information
was passed out, however, that two of
the Moline camps. No. 50 and No. 1913,
had gone on record as favoring a
referendum vote and that the for
mer camp had contributed a fund to
aid the Illinois insurgent movement.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
u. S. Woman Dies in japan.

Toxic, Japan, July 12.-The wife of
DR.. Benjamin Chappell, dean of the
Methodist college, died here of cancer.
She was formerly Mary Holbrook and
was one of the earliest Methodist
missionaries in Japan, arriving in
1878. Afterward she was teacher of
English in the peeresses' school. The
10th anniversary of the arrival in Jap
an of John Ballagh, a noted educator
was observed today.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

terday afternoon in Davenport over
the remains of the two men who were
killed Wednesday morning by a Rock
Island passenger train, but thus far
they have not been identified A tele-
gram has been received from w. l..
Workman of Indianapolis, directing
the holding of the bodies until his ar
rival as he thinks one of them is his
brother.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
LOWER FUNERAL COSTS
Rereaved Families Hold Joint Serv-
ices for Deceased Members.

Gary, Ind, July IA new method
to reduce the high cost of living was
tried out in Gary following deaths in
neighboring families. On Monday. Ro-
sic Mia Drakulich, years old. died
and little later Mrs. Rose Vukaman-
ovich, 2S years old, succumbed TO tu-
berculosis. A joint funeral was held,
mourners and members of both fami-
lies following the two hearses to the
same cemetery.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

peace. The daughter said that her
father had not been treating her
right. Father said that the i'll treat
ment was due to the heat. The bit
of repartee led the daughter to be
lenient and as pa promised to be-
have, the case was settled in that
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

Kewanee and Commissary Officer T.
LeBron of Galena departed for their
homes last night after taking the regi-
mental examination given by the Sixth
regiment examining board.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
HELD UNDER $4,000 BOND.

fore Magistrate c. ]. Smith, Jones ad-
mitted having made the assault He
was held to the grand jury on charge
Of assault with intent to commit muir
der, and his bond was fixed at $4,000.
If his victim dies, the charge will be
amended to murder.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
HOWE FUNERAL.

The funeral of Frances Howe, daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter B. Howe,
who died at a result of injuries receiv-
cd in a fall from window. was held
from the home, 4426 Fourteenth ave
nue. this morning at O'Clock. Burial
took place at st. Mary's cemetery.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
Cleans Loaded Gun: Dies.

Carmi, ILL.,, July 12.-Preparing to
go squirrel hunting, Robert c. Gro
zier was killed in cleaning his gun,
which he thought was unloaded
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

Matt Frederickson, arrested on
complaint of his daughter, Carrie,
must either behave henceforth or
suffer any consequences which may
come as the result of his having
signed a bond of $500 to keep the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

the sharp-edged tonsorial instrument,
he trembled from loss of blood and
then collapsed. Only then did Jones
desist IN his attach
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

destroys the harmony and that persons
who care not for the music, spoil it
with loud talk and laughter.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

Victims Still Unidentified.
A cOroner's inquest was held yes
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

A trio Of Chicago youths, Joe Cur
ly, Charles Schanomer and Pat Ha-
gen, who are seeing the country from
secluded portions of railroad trains
are having a little constitutional ex-
ercise on the Rock Island rock pile,
having been arrested last night and
sentenced this morning TO furnish
SO worth of labor to the city. Others
who were in their gang were hurried
on their way and the gang was brok-
en- up.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12

Dave Ryan and Jim Lewis, who
were sorry that they had beer caught
while under the influence OF liquor,
were assessed the costs in their cases
in police court this a. n.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-12
Police News

Minnie Anderson, May Williams
and her sister, Bessie, were each as
sessed S15 and costs in police court
this morning on disorderly conduct
charges. The Williams girls happen
ed TO have a friend and he forked
ever the $500 necessary TO secure
their release. The other woman
will stay in jail. The Williams wo-
men, former visitors in the court,
came TO Rock Island from Davenport
last night ostensibly TO go on a
steamboat excursion. Instead they
went to Bert Duprez' alleged cafe on
Third avenue near Twenty-second
street. There it was that they were
arrested by Officer Kinney.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20

The Town Talk of July II re-
ports the appearance of Charlton
among the stock in Rapides parish
at Pineville and Holloway. Cat
tie and horses have been reported
to be dying at a rapid rate in the
vicinity of Holloway's Prairie.
A mule belonging to Philip Frank,
of Catahoula Lake, developed the
symptoms of Charlton while in
Pineville, and on examination Of
the blood the animal was found
reeking with Charlton germs. A
great many people from Grant
parish drive their teams to Pine
vile, and it would be well for all
Grant parish citizens to be on
their guard lest the disease ap-
pear among their stock.
RI. R. l.. Armstrong, veteri-
nary surgeon, cautions the citiz-
ems of Rapides to investigate the
meat and milk they use, as the
disease can be communicated to
people as well as animals. Own
ers of stock are also cautioned
that all carcases should be burn
ed and animals that come in con-
tact with diseased ones should be
vaccinated and insulated from
other stock.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20

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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20
Ye Old-Time Concert.

AS we go to press Friday afternoon
We old folks are preparing for an old
time concert at ye high school audi
forum, the program including cid
dlers' contest" Among the numbers
on the program are piano solo by
Mrs. A. w. Lewis, a vocal solo by
Mrs. ]. H. McNeely accompanied by
Mrs. S. M. LaCroix, accordian selec-
tons by Mrs. Jennie Knotzsch, and
selections on the jews-harp by Mrs. w.
D. Irwin. Mrs. Lizzie Register, Mrs. H.
M. Raglan, and others, are also on the
program for various acts, and alto
gether the affair promises to be one of
great enjoyment.
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James Williams Badly Cut at Pollock
by Babe Zeigler.
J. B. AswELL.

Pollock, La, July Is. Yesterday
morning about IL 80 o'clock fight oc-
Cured between Mr.. James Williams
and Mr.. Babe Zeigler. on the mill yard,
which resulted in Mr.. Williams being
severely stabbed in numbered places
with knife.
1t is thought that there is no posi-
BILE chance for Mr.. Williams to recover.
The difficulty occurred over Mr..
Zeigler attempting to stop Mr.. Will
liams from severely beating boy who
had just had fight with his brother.
Mr.. Zeigler was struck on the back
of his head and knocked to the ground,
with piece of lumber used at the
hand Of Mr.. Williams, and it was then
he resorted to the use of the knife.
Mr.. Williams is single man and the
support of his widowed mother and
family.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20


Seven members of the parish
school board, one from each ward,
are to be elected at the November
election, and will be nominated
at the primary to be held Sept.
3. Less than two months re-
main, and it is time the people of
each ward were looking around
for good men for school board
members. We do not know how
many of the present members
will stand for reelection, but
they have all made excellent
guardians of the school affairs
of the parish and we believe the
citizens of the parish would like
to see them all retained. How
ever if any of the present incum-
bents will not stand for re-elec-
ton a good and representative
citizen should be induced to run.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20
Getting Enthused Over Good Roads.

Getting Enthused Over Good Roads.
The citizens of Colfax were
most agreeably surprised on last
Wednesday to have a delegation
of eighty-seven Winn parish citi-
zens suddenly descend upon the
town in the role of good roads
boosters. We give a partial ac-
count on our first page of how
the Colfax folks hustled around
and got up nine automobiles and
took the crowd out in relay Sec
tons to see the COlfax- Rochelle-
Pollock model roads, which great
ly impressed our visitors, and
decided them all to go home con-
firmed good roads boosters.
1t is said that similar delega-
tons from other parishes con-
template taking a look at our
roads, and all together Grant has
great credit among her sister
parishes for progressiveness, and
a number of them propose to pat
tern after her good example and
business-like methods.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20

A Time Honored and Well Worn Phrase
Perhaps the most well worn
and time honored phrase in use
by our ever present politicians
and petty agitators is, Equal
rights to all and special privileges
to none. ;" They repeat this ia
miliar saying with an JUNCTION
that might lead some to infer it
was a newly coined and popular
sentiment on which they hold a
monopoly by right Of discovery.
This is an extract from the
Constitution of the United States,
which every official in the land
has sworn to support. 1t is the
honest sentiment of every free
man in the land who is unbiased
and uncontrolled by unworthy
motives. 1t is the very founda-
ton upon which the institutions
and fabric of our government
rests, and every citizen in the
land breathes and feels its truth
in his very being. In fine, it is
the best, the tritest and the truest
saying with which to reach the
hearts of the American people,
and our numerous friends, the
politicians and the agitators, are
to be excused if they make full
use of its somnolent effect in
reaching their own selfish ends.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20
Subscriptions Received to Colfaz
Chronicle.

Subscriptions Received to Colfaz
Chronicle.
The Chronicle is pleased to acknowl.
edge the receipt of thirteen new sub.
scribers, as follows: w. l.. Watkins,
Ben H. johnson, RACIAL Fredieu, Mrs.
A. c. Gray, Henry F. Butler, J. A.
Banks, A. F. Wilson, A. w. Stewart,
G. u. Robinson, Homer Chandler, E.
N. Neal, w. E. KEGS and w. w. Mus.
grove,
Also we acknowledge "a renewals Of
subscriptions to the Chronicle within
the past month, as follows: G. C. Pur.
Wis, c. H. Mcbride, M. H. Nugent, j.
A. Bradford, Albert Brown, T. H.
West, Isaac McMills, Mrs. L. E. Tor.
reg, F. c. Lacour, Mrs. j. S. Payne,
c. r. Nugent, ST., j. L. Kent, George
DeBond, w. D. Mills, D. o. Morris,
Jno. L. Calhoun, Mrs. M. deBaroncelli,
Miss M. R. Swafford, B. Turner, Frank
Thames, ]. w. Duncan, j. H. McNeely,
c. E. Duffy, G. C. Lewis, w. w.
Greer, ]. M. Lang, D. L. Drewett, j.
l. Roberts, C. w. Thames, DIR. A. j.
Morat, R. H. Grant, B. A. Fortson,
Mrs. L. L. Melton, 7. M. Wells, F. B.
Cole, S. R. Lee, Howard McNeely, d.
w. O'Quinn, DR.. w. A. Fletcher,
Floriep Giauque. L. L. Roach. D. M.
Pugh, DR.. E. H. Blackwood, r. l..
Lowe, H. C. Mccall, G. w. Orr, r. M.
C. Duncan, Mrs. B. o. Mccain, w. w.
O'Neal, F. B. Dean, Mrs. A. Haas,
Frances Arthur, R. L. Martin and
Noby Smith.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20
New Congressional Districts Fixed by
the Legislature.

New Congressional Districts Fixed by
the Legislature.
The Congressional reapportion-
ment bill divides the State into
districts as follows:
First District Plaquemines,
IL, 524; St. Bernard, 5,277; Wards
Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven,
Eighth, Ninth and Fifteenth of
New Orleans. Approximately
I'll, 1913 total population.
Second District Wards O n e,
Two, Tenth, Eleventh, Twelfth,
Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Six
teenth and Seventeenth of New
Orleans; Jefferson, Is, 247; St.
James, %, 0O9; St. John, IA, 1888;
st. Charles, 11.207. Approx
mately 211, 1873 total population.
Third District Assumption,
"a, 128; Iberia, 81, 262; Lafayette,
%, 1888; Lafourche, bill; st.
Martin, %, 07O; St. Mary, 80, 1858;
Terrebonne, 1882; Vermilion,
26, 800. Population, 234, $50 total.
Fourth District Caddo, 3d.
200; DeSoto, q, $3.50; Bossier, q, :
1888; Red River, II, 4O2;; Webster,
10, 1856; Bienville, q, 776; Clai-
borne, 25,050. Population 1S5, :
O41.
Fifth District Catahoula, 10,-
Ais; Jackson, 1888; Caldwell
8, 593; West Carroll, 6,249; East
Carroll. il, 637; Franklin, IL, 989;
Madison, 1866; Morehouse, 49,
786; Ouachita, Is, $50; Richland,
Is, 769; Tensas, 1900; Union,
20, 451: Lincoln. Is, 4S5; Con-
cordia, 14.278. Total population
2O4, 056.
Sixth District Pointe Coupee,
Is, 289; Ascension. 23.8S7; Iber-
vile, 30,954; East Baton Rouge,
"a, $50; East Feliciana, 20, O55;
Livingston, 1852; st. Helena,
9,172; st. Tammany, 1897;
Tangipahoa, 29,16O. Washington,
Is, 1856; West Baton Rouge, H.
636; West Feliciana, Is, $40. To-
tai population 248, 622.
Seventh District Acadia, 3D.
BAT; Calcasieu, 81, 767; (Beaure-
gard, Allen and jeff Davis !;
Cameron. 4,288; Evangeline and
St. Landry, 66,661. Total popu-
lation 165, 563.
Fig tn District Avoyelles,
"a, 102; Grant, 1858; Rapides,
A, 545; Natchitoches, sc, 455;
VIM, Is, 357; Sabine, 19, 874; La
Sale, 9,402; Vernon, 1884.
Total population 1876, SIT.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1912-07-20

If you are a housewife you cannot
reasonably hope to be healthy or beau
tiful by washing dishes, sweeping and
doing homework all day, and crawling
into bed dead tired at might. You must
get out into the open air and sunlight
If you do this every day and keep your
stomach and bowels in good order by
taking Chamberlain Tablets when
needed, you should become both healthy
and beautiful. For sale by all dealers.