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BUTTERMILK CHEESE is NEW
Great Amount Of Waste at creameries
Would Furnish Large supply Of
PaIatable Food.

(By J. l.. sAAfAlIS.)
Buttermilk cheese is new product
obtained by curdling buttermilk with
heat. draining the curd and adding
salt Large amounts of buttermilk
are wasted every year at creameries.
If this we're made into buttermilk
cheese It would furnish large supply
Of palatable food, equal in food value,
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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-03

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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
THREE CURED OF ECZEMA

when a child, I suffered eight
years with eczema. could not sleep
at night, and had sores all over my
chest. We had doctors and none could
do any good, until my mother saw the
advertisement of the Cuticura Rem
edies in the paper. We used the
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resell
vent, and they cured me Of eczema.
l also used them on my five children.
Two Of them had eczema very badly.
When my children had eczema, was
not worried at all, as knew the Cuti-
cura Remedies would do their work.
They had sores all over their heads.
their hair would fall out, and they
would scratch all night and day. They
had 1t on their heads, face, and in
back Of the ears so that thought
their ears would drop off. washed
their heads and bodies with Cuticura
Soap and they are as clean as the
driven snow.
"Cuticura Soap and Ointment also
cured my children Of ringworm. 1
would not be without the Cuticura
Remedies. They are wonderful"
(Signed) Mrs. Violet Cole, rs 8.
Redfeld St., Philadelphia, Pa, Oct. 90.
1910. Although Cuticura Soap and
Ointment are sold everywhere, sam.
pie of each, VITA 32-page book, will be
mailed free on application to CUT.
cura," Dept. L, Boston.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
THEIR MOST JOYOUS MOMENT
OF tho Trio, Probably Representative
RedfieId Had the Best Occa-
sion to Smile.

The talk In one Of the cloak rooms
Of congress turned to the thought OF
the happiest moments in ones life.
Senator Bailey said his came the day
be wore his first pair Of trousers. And
Paul Rowland Of Ohio declared his
big moment Of joy was when he was
permitted once to drive chariot in
a pony and dog show parade.
Representative Redf1eld, who Is
wise chap, even If he does hail from
Brooklyn, said it was when he was
going to school and trying to master
long division. Three or four aisles
over from where he sat boy yawned.
1t was not an ordinary yawn, but one
Of such genuine expression Of feeling
toward things in general that 1t at
tracted Redf1eld's attention. He was
fortunate in having a paper wad right
at hand, ready for any emergency,
and he aimed this at the boys caver-
nous mouth The wad went right
square into the goal and-well, Fourth
Of July fireworks are tame to the
stunts that boy did in the next few
minutes.
He says he almost smiled once on
shipboard when the vessel gave a
lurch and threw platter full OF
beefsteak, gravy and all, over the
open-faced shirt front of a pompous
passenger across the table.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Fish With Ealse Teeth.

Cap Wilson, the inventor Of as many
different kinds OF spoons as there arc
fish that will take them, has discov-
cred a new lure for catfish. He was
on an outing among the sloughs of the
Sacramento river, when one Of his
companions found him on the deck Of
his launch, roaring loudly.
Whats the matter?" he inquired.
Matter? Huh! There's a $40 cat
fish down under this boat, an I'm
a-goin. to get him If l have to seine
him out"
How do you figure catfish worth
twenty dollars?"
This way: l was standin' right here
a-cleanin' my new set Of false teeth,
when he come up 70 the top, looked at
me an opened his mouth. / grabbed
for the boathook to gaff him an
dropped the teeth. Plump they went,
right square into his mouth. Now
he's down there crackin' crabs with
my teeth, an 1 got to eat clam chow
der outen a salmon spoon. saturday
Evening Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
WILLING to Do Square Thing.

Brand Whitlock, who doubles as
mayor of Toledo and as literary
man, had Chicago career. He was a
reporter on the old Herald when Pete
Dunno and Charley Seymour were his
side-kicks. Charley Chaplin was one
of his city editors.
Chaplin Is now city editor Of the
New York Evening World, and this
story was told to Whitlock lately by
a correspondent who had him under
interviewing fire:
A new reporter had been hired on
the Evening World, and he went to
work on a Wednesday. The pay day
on the paper is Thursday. In the
course Of week, when the recruit re-
ceived his first envelope, he found
that he was day short. He went to
Chaplin and complained, only to get
this:
ooh, well, never mind. When fire
you, I'll fire you a day earlier and that
will make 1t come out even"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
OUTDOOR LIFE.
VIII Not Offset the III Effects Of
Coffee and Tea When One Cannot
Digest Them.
A farmer says:

"A farmer says.
For ten years or more I suffered
from dyspepsia and stomach trouble,
caused by the use of coffee (Tea con-
tatns caffeine, the same drug found
in coffee), until got so bad I had to
give up coffee entirely and almost give
up eating. There were times when
could eat only boiled milk and bread;
and when I went to the field to work
I had to take some bread and butter
along to give me strength.
"T doctored steady and took almost
everything could get for my stomach
In the way of medicine. but If l got
any better 1t only lasted little while.
I was almost a walking skeleton.
zone day I read an ad for Postum
and told my wife I would try it, and as
to the following facts I will make aft
davit before any Judge:
81 quit coffee entirely and used Pos
tum in its place. I have regained my
health entirely and can eat anything
that is cooked to eat. have increased
in weight until now weigh more than
! ever did. l have not taken any medi-
cine for my stomach since I began
using Postum.
my family would stick to coffee at
first. but they saw the effects It had
on me and when they We're feeling
bad they began to use Postum, one at
a time, until now we all use Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Ten days trial Of Postum in place
Of coffee proves the truth, an easy and
pleasant way
Read the little book, THE Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. There's a rea-
SON"
Ever read the above letter; new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of hHmss
isterest,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Zeke Knew Ruff,

Rufe was telling Zeke about ter
rible escapade he had had the night
before after he had crossed the dam
at the river and was making for his
cabin about a half mile through the
dark woods.
And jest as stepped inter de
brush I hears a funny noise like a
shoat snortin'. l looks up an blue
light jumps out er de groun' and
shapes itself into a ghost about six
foot tall. Red fire was a-flickerin' out
er its nose. 1t stood still kinder. then
lifted long, bony finger an says:
I want you, Rufe Jackson
Il walks up to 1t and shakes my
own finger right in its face. You
mind yore business and I'll mind
mine 1 says, and turns on my heel
and goes right on.
Now. what'd you er done. Zeke. in
a case like dat?"
I'D er done Jest what you done,
you burned lying niger"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Npe or The Other,

A very plain, although somewhat Ia
nous woman, was travelling the state
of Florida, lecturing on woman's suf-
frage. She addressed the school chill
dren Of a little town one afternoon.
and prefaced her lecture with the fol-
lowing:
'T am native of Baltimore, the city
made famous by its oysters and beau
tiful women
A small boy said to another. in q
stage whisper:
"If that's true, she must be an oy-
ster."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
GONE ARE DAYS OF CHlVALRY
imagine This Situation In the Times
When Knights Died for the "Love
of a Ladyel"

Miss Italia Garibaldi, granddaughter
Of the famous 'liberator," complained
in Chicago about the way Italian WON
en- are treated there.
When l see," she said, the male
employer, with all his Wanted chiv.
airy to women, taking such an unfair
advantage of his female employees, ]
don't wonder that woman is beginning
to sheer at mans chivalry.
1T reminds me of an Italian wash
erwoman, very Industrious and sue
cessful, to whom a young man offered
himself in matrimony.
"'You love me?' the washerwoman
asked
N'Devotedly,' the young man re-
Piled
Are you sure?'
"I swear it,
"She gave him searching look
Are you out of work?' she said"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
He Could.

A northern visitor in the south tells
the following story to illustrate the
taciturnity Of the southern negro.
He had asked Steve, typical darby
of the region, numerous questions con-
corning certain plantation, and to
each the negro gave the invariable re-
ply Of "Yahs, sab"
Steve" asked the somewhat exas-
perated northerner, don't you say
anything but 'Yahs, sab? Can't you
say No, sir'?"
The negro blinked his eyes indolent-
ly for moment and replied, "Yahs,
sab. Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
The Chief REQUISITE.

David Belasco. in an interview in
New York, condemned certain ultra
modern type of society woman.
This type, which luckily isn't
numerous" he said, Elves on noto-
riety. To a woman of this type law
yer said one day:
Eyes, madam. I can get you the
divorce you desire. For $500 can get
you a divorce-and get it without
publicity, too
"She wrinkled her smooth, white.
wellpowdered forehead in a frown;
she bit her rouged and over-red lips
in annoyance.
"'But what would 1t cost she ask
ed, with publicity"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
The Last Word In Defense.

The angry mother returns home
from a shopping tour down town to
find that Tommy has broken into the
Jam closet, teased his little sister till
she cried, smashed window pane
with his top, tied tin can on the tail
Of the dog next door. and then wound
up further depredations by tracking
the parlor carpet with his muddy
boots. you young villain, I'm going
to whip you till you can't sit down"
GRABS hold of him. Now what have
you got to say for yourself?"
Tommy: Jaw. say, ma, this looks
like a frame-up."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Goinq Further Back.

A man who had suddenly become
very rich went to live in New York
and began to spend money with Law
ish hand. He decided that his name
needed advertising, SO he visited a
genealogist.
81 suppose" he said, "if I pay you
enough you can trace my family back
to Adam"
my dear sir" replied the genealo-
gist, IF you're willing to put up the
money we can prove by evolution that
your family existed before Adam. >
Lippincott's Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28

commended special kidney remedy.
Miss Lucinda Price, 18th St, Laurel,
Nd, says: my feet and hands were
swollen and my whole body bloated.
There were such pains in my back I
could not do my homework and for
one whole winter, could not leave the
house. 1 began using Doan's Kidney
Pills and was promptly benefited.
They cured me completely"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remember
the Name-DOANB" &c., all stores.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Poor Father,

Mayor Turnbull. of Canton, was
talking about statement, made all
unconsciously by Titanic officer, that
had been a terrible black eye for the
Titanic administration.
This statement" he said, reminds
me of little Canton boy.
Tommy, why are you SO unkind
to your nurse? Why don't you love
her.? his mother once asked him.
because 1 don't the enfant terri
BILE replied. 7 just hate her! I could
pinch her cheeks like papa does!'"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
They Must Make Ananias Jealous.

ooh. we have had just delightful
time at your party. We want you to
come and take dinner with US just as
soon as you can"
Honestly, think you have got just
the cutest baby have ever SEEM"
Gee, l can sing lot better when
] haven't got cold"
my husband is just as sweet as he
can be around the house. He never
ner isn't ready, and is SO neat that a
piece Of lint on the carpet almost
drives him crazy"
I'VE expect to spend next summer
abroad"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
When She Comes Into Her Own

When She Comes Into Her Own.
Fair Pleader-Ffnally submit, your
honor, that there Is an unassailable
reason why my client should not re-
ceive the only sentence dictated by
the evidence. You have but to cast
your eye upon my client to see that
one of her-er-ah-full figure would
be Enthusiastically Inundated by being
forced to wear prison stripes!
Her Honor-Ha! IT'S true! Pris-
oner discharged.-Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
RECORD OF A
GREAT MEDICINE
Doctors Could Not Help Mrs.
Templeton -Regained
Health through Lydia E.
Pinkham's Compound.

Hooper, Nebraska am very glad
to tell how Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has helpedme. orfve years
I suffered from female troubles SO was
scarcely able to do my work. I took doc
tors medicines and used local treatments
but was not helped. I had such awful
bearing down pains and my back was so
weak I could hardly walk and could not
ride. Ioften had to sit up nights to sleep
and my friends thought I could not live
long. At my request my husband got
me bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and commenced to
take it. BY the time had taken the
seventh bottle my health had returned
and began doing my washing and was a
well woman. Atone time for three weeks
did all the work for eighteen boarders
with no signs Of my old trouble return
ing. Many have taken your medicine
after seeing what it did for me. Iwould
not take $1,000 and be where was. You
have my permission to use my name if
it will aid anyone. Mrs. SUSIE TEN
PLEToN, Hooper, Nebraska.
ThePinkham record is a proud andpeer-
less one. It is record Of constant VIC
tory over the obstinate ills Of woman-ills
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28

The in s ire d
writer, Paul. is
here addressing
him self "to the
saints which are
at e p h e S u So
Saints? Who are
the saints? A
saint is commonly
understood to be
an eminently holy
Christian who is
now dead. But
t h a t definition
limits the grace Of
God and stultifes
the teachings of
his word. 1t robs
the Christian of a
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Mo Ernsts There

Foote Lighte-It Is said that the
southern tip of Florida is the only
never has experienced frost.
Miss Sue Brette-Too bad 1t is SO
far away from our travelling theatrical
companies.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
FIattered Him,

A little girl four years old wanted q
nickel, one day, and thought the best
way to get 1t was to say something
nice to papa. So climbing upon his
lap she said sweetly:
Papa, love you better than the
devil"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28

instead Of liquid antiseptics. tablets
and peroxide, for toilet and medicinal
uses, many people prefer Paxtine,
which is cheaper and better. At drug
gists, Csc box or sent postpaid on re-
ceipt of price by The Paxton Toilet
Co, Boston, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Bears the
Her Foresight,

'It is really by little things that one
can tell a mans character"
Yes; / think that was the reason
Julia broke her engagement Henry
used to bring her such cheap choco-
lates."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Doctor Endorses chiJdren,s Remedy.

Doctor Endorses chlIdren's Remedy.
DR.. D. R. Rothrock, New Berlin, Pa,
writes that he has used Kopp's Baby's
Friend with excellent results. He con-
siders it the best remedy for children.
Invaluable in Teething Troubles, Wind
Collie and Diarrhoea sizes, 10c.. &c..
Soc, at druggists or sent direct. Kopp's
Baby's Friend Co., York, Pa. Sample
by mail on request.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Accounted For.

why are there so many mer in this
jail?" asked the philanthropic reform.
er.
ct guess" answered the guide. ITS
chiefly because they can't get out"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Nature Faker.

NdIUTe dKcT,
Tommy" queried the teacher OF a
small boy, in the Juvenile class, what
is SWAMI"
"a swan" replied the youthful OBJ
server, "is an animal with a turkeys
body and CRATES neck and a goose's
head"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28

The young man who tells girl she
is dream is likely to bump up against
a rude awakening shortly after mar
riage.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package. Murine is
compounded by our Oculists-not a "Patent Med
icine"-but used In successful Ply sicians Prac-
tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub
lie and sold by Druggists at Csc and Soc per Bottle
Murine Eye salve In Aseptic Tubes, e5c and Soc
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28

in this condi-
ton has cause
to suspect kid
ney trouble,
especially II
the kidney ac-
ton S g e m s
d | g or dered.
Doan's Kidney
Pills h a Y Q
c u r e d thou
sands. It Is
the best. rec
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
Literal Obedience

How is it have such big telegram
bills?"
You told me, sir, to use dispatch
in that correspondence, so l wired ali
the letters
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28

Sunday is the day Of rest; but did
you ever know man who felt rest
ed on Monday morning?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
The Substantial Part,

Don't you think the bliss OF life
comes with the rapture of the honey
moon2"
Maybe, but the real thing comes
with the alimony of the harvest moon"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28


Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-no
matter what causes them-whether from the
heat, sitting in draughts, feverish condition,
etc. l0c., Csc. and 50c. per bottle at medicine
stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28

business unless he has both a mind
and q business.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-06-28
CInss and Near,

Promoter-Haven't yoE any close
friends who have money?
INVENTOR have one; but he is toe
close to give up any.