Evening journal., 1912-06-25
SALISBURY
STEERING The
DEMOCRACY
While Others are Excited, He
is as Cool as a
Blizzard
SENATORIAL ASPIRANT
DAzzLES VISITORS


liam Jones, OF Sandtown, Kent county.
THE EVENING JOURNAL is enabled
to print the following letter showing
with what urselhsh devotion and tire
less energy willard Salisbury, head
of the Delaware delegation, is trying
TO hold the situation in hand in Bal
timore:
Hotel Belva Dear,
Baltymore, Nd. June "a, 1912
Mrs Bill Jones,
Sandtown, Kent county,
Dellywere
Mi dere Mary Ann
Ne and Willerd are here, and things
is lookin up. Brian wants 10 kick
the stufin' out of Mister Parker's am
bishun 10 be temporary chairman, and
us Progressives is on TOP. The only
thing me and Willerd is afeerd OF now
is that Mister Brian will wind UP
BY kickin the stuffin outen Mister
Wilson's boom and takin' the nommy-
nashun fer hisself. IF he does that,
hits likely me an Willerd will bolt
an split the Dimmocrasy.
Willerd hain't missin 'nothin' that
kums his way He's took the office OF
Nashunel Kommittyrnan asin fer four
years. sez. "Willerd don't you
think you've had It enuf, an that sum
uther Teller ought TO have hit little
while?" He says. sez he, Bill, I've got
10 cit sumthin' out Of this. I wuz ex-
pecting there wud be a general de-
mand fer me for temporary OF perma-
mint chairman but the Reackshun-
aries trotted out Awlton 2. Parker an
the Progressives trotted out Mister
Kerns. an that didn't leave nuthin' fer
me 10 take excepting the Job Of Ma
shuned Kommitynan. KANT afford
TO give all mi time and wurk feI
nuthin'."
Kernel Stevens IS tickled 70 deth
Willerd's named him for Dellywere
vise-pressydent of the convenshun
an the Kernels sent 10 Seeford tel
his Nashunel Gard unytorm so ne
kin shine on the stage
An Willerd's bin quite liberal witt
the uther fellers he brought do"r
we're with him. Byard Hysel has BIZ
appointed BY Willerd as a memeel
OF the Kommittee on Kredenshels
His instruoshuns is not to pass emmy
bodv who hain't a simon-pure Wilson
man Al Rawlev has bin put on TN
Kommittv on Organizashun, viii
speshel instruckshuns to boost WI
Ierd for ennything that kums in site
To help Mister Brian bid the plat
form ANDY Lynch has bin seleckted
Hit'n be Andv's Job to sweep up n
sawdust after Mister Brian has saw
"a an ftted the planks Renneld
Klow has bin designs ated 10 vote o
the new party rules after Miste
Brian and a few uthers has h1e
them M and adopted them (withou
tellin Rennelds or ennyone els
what's in EN-. Hits an eezy Job. I
fact. Mary Ann. the dellygates don
have much to do but look plessen
Willerd has told them he'll do thei
votin under the voonit rule; Mlste
Brian will bid the platform; hit
All bin arranged so sumbody VIII te
Mister Hysel how to vote In the kre
denshels Kommitty. an Mister ho'
how TO vote on the roofs HITS wo
mite be kalled a syneEure 10 be
Dellvwere dellygate. Ne and Willer
is doin the thinkin fer all the res
Mr Hysei, Mister Rawley Mr.. Llnc
and Mr. Klow mite jes' as well
stayed al home an saved kartare $
h1r as doin' ennything is konserne,,
Ne an Willerd is runnin' the hol
khootin' match an when we paw
thew say Amen. Hits touchin'. II
I CESS the tripll do the fellers goo
fer they never seen BALTIMORE Of
fore. 4,
Hit may be sed in passn that q
re-eleckshun Of Mister saNlsoerI
fer Nashunel Kommittyman wv
tru,ita sarprise 70 everybody a.
ceptin' him an me sum OF u
uther fellers thot they wud git
TNrillerN q we
ne 7 did Ef ennything gifts by M
mat he kin git. hit mus be TOO sma
~ see with the nakid eve or mil
roskope He's fer Willerd, first, la
an aUl the time Ef he kud hay
dun n he would have served on A
the kommittees. and then thel
wund't have bin ennything fer Il
uther fellers to do except watc
him v-urk But hit wuz agin' u
nartv rools. an he had 10 give up u
idee His greet wuz sumthin' terr
hul I dun wot l kud TO konsole hi
but hit sertenly lxut him 10 the ha
not TO be able 70 du everything a
relieve the uther fellers Nv all wur'
an' responsibility He's the CRATE
TELLER 20 want to du everything H.
self that yu ever saw.
,ots of Dellywere fellers has be'
dronnin' in here of an on 70 see w
1erd A Teller wud be led to thiI
there wuzn't saloon open IN q
hole city the way good many
them kums in with dry irrigati'
ditchss an parched and kracked iT
eWe're fer wiloun furst last an a
the time. until we diskuver he can't
eleckted and then well be for the ms
hoo Kin win" Willerd sed. Hit mi
car fer sum quick side-steppin .
baol,,n' an nllin'. but me and the ho
Is drillin' every day an CESS well
reddy to git on the rite side as XVII
as ennvbody. Fl Mister Wilsun kan
cit the dellysates, we haint goin'
hang on 10 the tale Of forlorn-ho
u ATS too late to git on the pa
waggin."
Me an willerd Is in hsrty ak%xo %
on that proposishun. Et Mister W
eun kin win. we're fur him ~
KANT win. the sooner we KIN n
out hoo is goin' to win, the oet'er We
like hit.
Hits astonishin' how few peer
knows Mister Sawlsberry down ne
Jedein' frum the way he talked
fore he left Wilmington, thot ne p"
be met at the ralerode stashun by
the leading Dimmykrats with au'
mobeels. But there vuznt s.
there and when we wuz valkin' TO {
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