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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-02-23
SLEEPY VALLEY.

1t has been a great pleasure to
me to write the news and dreams
OF Sleepy Valley, and now / will
lay before the dear readers Of The
Chronicle few opinions of the
ways Of man, and / would be pleas
ell to have the criticisms of some
of the readers. / think they will
most all agree with what | have to
say, and that the lesson is true from
a proper, rational view of life.
What q piece of work is man.
How noble in reason. How inf
mite in faculty, in action; how like
All angel-the beauty of the world.
Oh rich and various man! "He is
of EARTH" but his thoughts are with
the stars; mean and petty his wants
aud his desires, yet TREY serve
soul exalted with grand and glori-
GUS aims, with immortal lodgings,
with thoughts which sweep the
Heavens and wander through
eternity.
But, really, man is improvable.
Some think he is only machine,
and that the difference between
nam and mill is that one is car
ried by blood and the other by
water A Judge of all things, yet
a feeble worm; if he boasts, l low
er him; il he lowers himself, l raise
him. Man is too near all kinds of
beasts-a painting dog, a roaring
lion, thieving fox, a robbing wolf.
treacherous decoy-yet he is the
king Of all animals which fly in the
air, walk on the ground or swim the
sea, from Paris to Peru, from Ja-
pan to Rome. The most animal,
in my opinion, is man, and now
comes the query, What is Man2 l
have defined him to be a two.legged
animal without features.
Man uses tools, so does the bea-
YER; man is an animal that makes
bargains; no animal does this-one
dog will not change a bone with
another as will man. Man is the
product of his own history. The
lord has loved him; He found
him in a desert land, a bowling
wilderness; He led him about; He
instructed him; He keeps him AS
the apple of his eye. "For Thou
hast made him little lower than
the angels, and has crowned him
with glory and honor" so let them
elevate and strengthen the present
into nobler foundation of H happier
future on earth aud blissful eter-
nifty in Heaven.
Now, dear reader, l am sure you
will agree that Sleepy Valley has
the truth this week, aud l feel that
my feeble contribution will be ap-
proved generally by the readers of
The Chronicle. Next week we will
give a dream on woman, which is
the sweetest of all of Gods crea-
lions. Best wishes to ONE and all
until we come again.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-02-23
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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-02-23

Any business is more respectable
than what is termed loafng. A
young man had better sell empty
tin cans by the carload than hang
around public resorts, numbering
time and his own reputation.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-02-23
Notice

1 can use from 300 to 500 bushels
of well.cleaned whippoorwill peas
at ST. 40 per bushel in cash and
$l so on account.
JOE j. WEATHERLY.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-02-23
Brick and Thing.

When in need of brick or tiling
call on Camden Brick and Tile Co.
(Incorporated.) They can save
you money.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-02-23

Let us work and stimulate every
legitimate enterprise by giving it
all the friendly encouragement We
can, and unite our industry, intel
ligence and capital in a common
cause for the good of our town.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1912-02-23

The Chronicle and Nashville
Daily Tennessean and American
one year for $500. Let US have
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For Sale-Poland- China boar.
Call on Carlos Pafford, 2 miles
northwest of Camden.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
Greenland Is Green.

Greenland Is green in more ways
than one. It's wonderful miniature
trees are a most beautiful green, and
travellers declare no such color is
found elsewhere in the world.
Greenlandsi is practically great
group of green mountains covered
with ice that has a green tint, and
which has formed great icebound gla-
ciers, that are tied between the noun
tain ranges and can be penetrated on
ly by drill.
Where the sun strikes with sufi-
cient force the ice and snow let go,
and the glaciers, which are called
live" often melt enough to slide and
dash down the mountain, or drop
with an awful force into the inlets.
Very often such glaciers do a lot of
damage to shipping that has sought
shelter in bays or inlets.
During the long night period the
country is often illuminated with what
we term northern lights, or aurora
borealis. Without this electrical dis
play. the country would be wrapped
In darkness of peculiar density.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
Shoe Dealer Duke.

The story Of how a grand duke, a
near relation of the car of Russia,
came to be a boot and shoe dealer on
the Nevsky Prospeckt comes from st.
Petersburg. Some time ago woman
from Paris appeared in the Russian
capital, covered with diamonds. II
was loudly whispered that this woman
was protege Of the grand duke; that
the money that paid for all this dis.
play came out of the admiralty treas.
ury and would have paid the crews Of
many ships in the war with Japan.
One evening at a reception this WON.
an was hooted and was obliged to
withdraw. The car drove her away
and dismissed the grand duke in dis.
grace. His career having thus been
closed he opened the shoe store. Now
he has been pardoned and restored ia
his rank. But his shoe store contin.
ues to do business and all the officers
who are under his orders are wise
enough to patronize It in order not to
put anything In the way Of their ad'
vancement
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
Nova Scotia Eeiorass.

United States Consul Albert J.
Fleming Of Yarmouth, N. g.. reports
thAt the expectations Of eelgrass to
the port Of Boston in the latter part
OF 1911 were the largest in the history
OF that traffic. the amount in two
months being 237 tons. the gross price
OF which was $40 ton. This practi!
cally cleaned up the crop in the stor
age barns. but since then large guam!
titles were gathered, and, after drying.
the grass was stored to supply the de-
mand during the next season.
Eelgrass is practically unlimited in
supply in that region. and It 10 hoped
that larger shipments will be made
in the near future. The principal use
IL for mats and cheap mattresses, but
the Yarmouth firms who are engaged
In buying from small producers and
marketing the commodity, believe that
the eelgrass can be used in the manu-.
tacture Of coarse wrapping paper.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

to live together without dividing up
the property always receives much
credit and is highly respected. 1t Is
one Of the highest distinctions in
China to have WI Flu T'ung Tang, or
! five generations under one roof, al
though such a distinction is attained
| by very few.
According to a recent census, the
family Of Meng Yu Shin, a widow, of
the village of Mangtao, in the territory
of Weihaiwei, has the distinction of
being the largest in the land. Her
family consists of &C members, and
with one servant there are CT mouths
to be fed daily. Meng Yu Shih is sc
years old and has nine sons and nu.
merous grandchildren and great.
grandchildren, all living under her
roof. She has not yet attained the
ambition of being the head of WI Flu
Tung Tang, but the size of her fam.
lily has already given her the honor
and pleasure of being the largest in
the entire kingdom, even if she has
not five generations under one roof.
There are many households with
more than 40 members, and almost all
old and distinguished families of
China have at least 20 members. Fam
lies of small size, three or four, are
considered rather bad form even II
they are rich and occupy high posi-
tons. Size of family is as valuable
In China as size of strong box.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

pains at monthly periods, bilious spells,
and was getting worse all the time. I
would hardly get over one spell W.. IN ]
would be sick egain. No tongue can tell
what l suffered from cramps, and at
times ! could hardly walk. The doctors
said I might die at one of those times,
but took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and got better right away.
Your valuable medicine is worth more
than mountains of gold to suffering wo-
men. Mrs. BERTHA MUFF, sos N. 4th
Street, Louisiana, Mo.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and herbs,
contains no narcotic or harmful drugs,
and to-day holds the record of being the
most successful remedy for female ills we
know Of, and thousands of voluntary
testimonials on file in the Pinkham
laboratory at Lynn, Mass, seem to prove
this fact.
II you want special advice write to
Lydia L. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnfl.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by o
woman and held in strict confidence.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
milling bluestem,
99c

club, 99c; milling bluestem, 99c;
club, csc.
Standardization, $1.O2; fortyfold,
Csc; club, csc; fife, csc; red Russian,
94c.
Portland.-Track prices: Club, 97M
Csc; bluestem, $1.O2@1.O3; fortyfold,
Csc; red Russian, 96@97c; valley, Csc.
Ritzville.--Bluestem, 90c; fife, SIC.
Colfaf.-Rsd Russian, nc; club, roc;
fortyfold, roc; bluestem, sac; oats,
$1.65; feed barley, $1.55; brewing bar
ley, $1.65.
Prices to Producers at Spokane.
The following list may be taken as
fair standard of prices paid to pro-
ducers for the commodities named:
Fruits and Vegetables-Potatoes,
$1.5o@1.75 cwt; horseradish, 10c lb;
cabbage, $175 cwt; apples, $1@1.50
box; Oregon yellow onions, $3.25@3.50
cwt.
Butter-Ranch, 17@19c lb.
Eggs-Ranch, $5.5O@575.
Cheese-Wisconsin, 24c lb; Hazel
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
LATE MARKET REPORTS

Dispatches concerning market quota
tons go. !i.ions and phases are as fol.
lo'
Flour-Firm.
Rye-No. ,, 941hc.
Barley-Feed or mixing, soc@$10s;
FAIR to choice mailing, $1.16@127.
timothy seed-$S. 50W12.
Clover seed-$14@2O.
Mess pork-$ls.5 O@1s.621a.
Lard Gin tierces)-$10.7O.
Short ribs Qoose) -$lO.3O.
Butter weak. Creameries, 25@2Sc;
dairies, 23@26c.
Eggs-Steady; at mark, cases includ
ed, II lie; ordinary firsts, 16 Lee;
frsts, 1Sc.
Cheese-Firm; daisies, 1906 1-4c;
twins, Is 1-2@15.3-4; young Americas,
1906 lac; long horns, 16@16 1-4c.
Cattle-Market weak to lOc lower
Beeves, $6@9.3O; Texas steers, $500
@775; western steers, $6.1O@7.75;
stockers and feeders, $4,000; cows
and heifers, $3@7.0O; calves, $3.50
$40.
Hogs-Market 5@1Oc higher. Light,
$7.40@7.S7 1-2; mixed, $7.45@S; heavy,
$7.45@s.05; rough, $7.45@7.7O; pigs,
$5.10@7.1O; bulk of sales, $7.sO@7.95
Sheep-Market slow. Native, 1915
@6.25; western, $4@6.25; yearlings
$5.5O@7.25; lambs, native, $5@s. so;
western, $5.75@s.sO.
Portland.
Wheat-Track prices: Club, 99c;
bluestem, $1.o3@l.O4; fortyfold, 81;
red Russian, 97c; valley, 81.
Butter-City and country creamery
extras, solid pack, 27c.
Cattle-Market steady. Choice steers,
$6.s5@7.3O; good steers, $6.5O@6.s5;
medium steers, $6@6.5O; choice cows,
$6@6.25; good cows, $4,000; medium
cows, $5@5.50; choice calves, $7@7.25;
good heavy calves, $6@6.5O; bulls, $50
@5.50; stays, $4.75@6.35.
Hogs-Market firm. Light, $50
S.45; heavy, $7@7.5O.
Sheep-Market weak. Wethers, 81
OATS; ewes, 1904; spring lambs, 500
n.
San Francisco.
Wheat-Shipping, $1.s7 1-2@1.90.
Barley-Feed, $1.s5@1.s7 IL; brew.
ing, nominal.
Oats-Red, $1.95@1o7 white,
$205@2.07 IL; black, nominal.
Millstuffs-Bran, $2s@29; middlings,
$33@35.
Hay-Wheat, $17@22; wheat and
oats, $4,000; alfalfa, $13@14.5O.
Butter-Fancy creamery, 251-2c.
Eggs-Store, 1Sc; fancy ranch, 21c.
Cheese-Young America, 15@16c.
Liverpool.
Close: Wheat-May, rs 10 1-2d; July
rs 75-sd; October, rs Cd. Weather
cloudy.
Available Grain Supplies.
Special cable and telegraphic com.
munications received by Bradstreet q
show the following changes in available
supplies as compared with previous ac-
count:
Wheat-United States east Of the
Rockies, decreased 3,445,00O bushels;
United States, west of the Rockies, de-
creased 10000 bushels. Canada, de-
creased 6,172,000 bushels United States
and Canada decreased 10,10s,OOO BUSH
els. Afloat for and in Europe, increased
100000 bushels. Total American and
European supply, decreased 3,30s, 900
bushels.
Corn--United States and Canada, de-
creased 1,225,O0O.
Oats-United States and Canada de-
creased 100000 bushels.
Pacific Northwest Wheat.
Tacoma.-Export, bluestem, $103;
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23


tween 20 and 30. twelve between 81
and 40; two were more than so.
The majority belonged to the mas
live muscular type, all parts Of the
oody except the chest being highly de-
Veloped. But there was an unexpect.
IDLY large proportion-11 out of the
b0-who must be classed as cerebral:
mat 10 to say. who were muscularly
puny but of acute intelligence. These
aad committed crimes that needed no
muscular effort, most of them having
tilled women by shooting with re-
,olvers.
The experts who examined these
nurderers deduced from these Stats
les that the criminal tendencies Of
iomicides are generally the result Of
'rrested or distorted development arts.
ug between the ages Of Is and 30.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
HEROES IN DAILY LIFE
NOT ALL BRAVE DEEDS ARE DONE
ON FIELD OF BATTLE.
Demand Of Duty Responded to, Ere.
quentIy With Sublime HeroIsn,, In
the Common, Every Day Walks
Of Humdrum Employment.

While war, in the very nature of
things, abounds in opportunities for
valarous exploits, and Its every deed
Is written large on the page OF his.
tory. the humber and Quieter sphere
OF private life affords even more and
keener opportunities for the display
OF true heroism, writes Gen. H. M,
Chittenden In The Forum. The physi.
clan or nurse who voluntarily goes in
to plague stricken district, the miner
who braves the fire-damp to rescue
his imprisoned fellows, the crew who
stand at their posts while their yes
sci Is sinking. the fireman who scales
a tottering wall to save q human life.
the patrolman who enters a den of
desperadoes at imminent personal
Eisenhower, in the pursuance of
duty. no matter how humble, subordi-
mates his personal safety to that duty
lis as much entitled to the com.
mendation of heroism as a soldier who
does his duty in war can possibly be.
War against physical nature and
the evils Of human nature, and theil
ultimate subjugation to the intellectu.
al and spiritual dominion of man, COM
stitute a struggle which will give am
pie scope to the energies Of the race
beyond our remotest ken. We cannot
even guess its ultimate possibilities:
but so long as there are mountain bar.
riers to be overcome, floods to be con-
trolled. deserts and swamps to be re-
claimed; or SO long as men are de-
MED equal opportunities, and "preda.
tory wealth" has any other than a his
toric meaning. man need not feel that
war is necessary to call forth the
best there is in him.
The age of true heroism. the age OF
the ideal strenuous nfe"-when some
philosopher Of the distant future shall
write history of civilization-will
not be that Of Alexander or Caesar or
Napoleon, but of those later periods
when the energy Of the race Is direct
ed to friendly cooperation instead OF
bloody conflict or incessant prepare.
ton therefor. 1t will be an age in
which every virtue of militarism will
find a higher and fuller expression,
while its manifest vices, and particu-
larly the horrors Of war, will be laid
aside. Let nations wage all the Pana.
ma wars that they like-the more the
better-but let them outgrow as
rapidly as possible their Gravelottes
and Plevnas and Port Arthurs.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

Phoenix, Ariz.-After having been in
session CO days, the last two continu
ously, both houses of the Arizona legis
lature adjourned sine die Saturday
night. After adjournment is was an.
nounced in a message from Governor
Hunt that special session beginning
Thursday would be called.
Governor Hunt signed IA bills
Among them was a law similar to the
Kansas measure regulating corpora
tons and an antitrust law.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

been devised, but all of them involve
some modification Of the clock itself.
The Scientific American, however,
tells Of a plan devised by a French
man. which any one can make, as it
involves no mechanical skill and no
'monkeying with the clock.
All that is needed is to put the clock
on shelf or the cover of a box, the
shelf having main fiat part Of the
clock and in front a sloping part Of
slideway. On the slideway a metal
bar Is laid, and below it are two con-
facts such as screws or nails, so that
when the alarm goes of the vibration
of the shelf will cause the bar to slide
down till it touches the nails, to which
are attached the electric wires. This
completes the circuit and sets off the
bell. An alternative scheme Is to
pivot the bar at one end, with a con.
tact stud lying below the other end.
In this case one wire is connected to
the bar and the other to the stud, so
that. the bar swings down and makes
contact. The battery and electric bell
can be placed inside the box, and the
top Is used for the shelf. An electric
lamp above the clock may complete
the outfit.
This apparatus is warranted to
awaken the heaviest sleeper and to
get the worst sluggard out of bed,
for even the LATEST of men cannot lie
In bed long and listen to an electric
bell ringing insistently in their ears.
They must get up to stop 1t, for it will
keep right on until they do, or until
the battery that runs, the bell is e1.
hQustod
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
All Hands Lost From Schooner

Halifax, N. S.-A wireless message
received here from the steamship A. w.
Perry indicates that the schooner with
which the steamer was in collision re-
Gently went down with the loss Of all
on board, probably about IS men, ~
miles from the harbor of Liverpool,
N. s., in a dense fog.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
WOMAN SICK
twelve YEARS
Wants OtherWomen to Know
How She Was Finally
Restored to Health.
Louisiana, Mo-: -"I think woman
naturally dislikes to make her troubles

known to the public,
but complete restor-
alton tohealth means
SO much to me that
l cannot keep from
telling mine for the
sake of other suffer-
ing women.
II had been sick
about twelve years,
and had eleven doc
tors. I had drag.
Qinu down mains.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
Famous Toreador / injured.

Madrid-In a bullfght here the
famous toreador Bombita ruptured the
achilles tendon of one of his legs. The
injury will permanently incapacitate
him.
Another toreador of wide repute
Vicente Pastor, was badly gored in
the same fight.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23


ined with special
reference to their
muscular develop
ment. Their ages
lie d widely.
There were four
of II, ten Of 10.
nine Of 81, eight
between "a and
Ok Affoou h.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
WANTEDAT0NCE

100 young men ladies to prepare for
positions as commercial and railroad tele.
graph operators; positions guaranteed $40
to 500 monthly. For particulars and applica-
ton address Pacific Telegraph B Railway In.
stitute, Washington Building, Seattle, Wash.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

er under one roof
is looked upon as a
proof of the good
temper and cor.
rect course of life
of its members,
ana as a sure
path to prosper
ity. A large fam.
a. Ll-l
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
Pacific Coast Capta i'm Dies.

Seattle-Captain James Carroll, for
several years port captain at Seattle
for the Pacific Coast tSeamship COM
pany and one Of the most widely known
mariners on the Pacific coast, died here
of paralysis, Sunday, aged 70 years.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
Cuban Strike Is Serious.

Santiago, Cuba.-The strike of long
shoremen here is becoming more serious
There are continual clashes between
the strikers and the Spanish strike
breakers, and it has been necessary for
the government to assign guards.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

"a man should strive to be satisfied
with his lot.'
"That's hard thing to do when his
lot happens to lie under a suburban
frog pond. ''-Birmingham Age-Herald.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

"Gimme your watch and chainf"
said the train robber.
"Great Scottl' sobbed the Pullman
porter, CANT there no ethics in our
profession f''-Washington Star.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

Howard E. Burton, Assayer and Chemist,
Leadville Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, Lead, $1.OO; Gold. Silver, 75c; Gold,
velopes and full price list sent on Application.
Control and Umpire work solicited. Refer.
ence: Carbonate National Bank
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

"Did you see Jim got ten years
penal servitude for stealing that
'oss?"
"Serve i'm right, too. Why didn 7
g buy the 'oss and not pay for i'm
like any other gentlemanf"-London
Sketch.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

"Father, Alfred has something to
say to you tonight"
"Well, and what have you and your
mother decided l must tell himf '-De.
troit Free Press.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
Ia Polite.

Bacon-A man Is as old as he feels.
Egbert-And don't forget that a NO.
man u ~ old as she says she II
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

often thought OF
attaching b 1 q
alarm clock to an
electric bell In
such q way that
this should ring
until he got up
and stopped 1t,
Several ways Of
<N~i- Att
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

Who makes the best liver pills? The
J: c. Aver Company, Of Lowell, Mass.
They have been making Ayers Pills for
over .lxty years. Ifyou have the slight
est doubt about using these pills, ask
your doctor. Ask him first, that's best.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
GAUGED BY SIZE OF FAMILY
Honor ls Accorded Heads Of House,
hold Commensurate With Num-
Der Under Ono Roof.

The Chinese are proud Of large fam.
lies, and a large family living togeth-
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their chill.
dren during the teething period.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
AVERAGE BELOW THE NORMAL
Examinations by Experts Show That
Criminals Usually Show Arrested
Physical Development.

Sixty Frenchmen condemned to
death for murder have been exam.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
It Cures While You Walk.

It Cures While You Walk.
Aliens Foot Ease is q certain cure for hot,
sweating callous and swollen, aching feet.
Sold by all druggists. Price, 25c. Don't &C.
cept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1912-05-23
NO CHANCE FOR SHORT NAP
This Homemade Alarm Clock Is Guar
anteed to Bring Drowsiest Mortal
From His Bed.

Many man who hates to get up in
the morning-and who doesn't-has