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The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
OUTDOOR LIFE. WIll Not Offset the III Effects of Coffee and Tea When One Cannot
 Digest Them.
A farmer says

''For ten years or more I suffered from dyspepsia and stomach trouble. caused by the use of coffee (Tea con- tains caffeine, the same drug found fin coffee), until got so bad I had to give up coffee entirely and almost give up eating. There were times when I could eat only boiled milk and bread; and when I went 10 the field to work I had to take some bread and butter along to give me strength
 T doctored steady and took almost everything I could get for my stomach In the way of medicine. but # I got any better 1t only lasted a little while. 1 was almost walking skeleton.
 "One day read an ad for Postum and told my wife I would try 1t and as to the following facts I will make af'l- davit before any judge:
 T quit coffee entirely and used Pos tum in Its place. I have regained my health entirely and can eat anything that is cooked to eat. have increased fin weight until now I weigh more than ever did. have not taken any medI- cine for my stomach since I began using Postum.
 My family would stick to coffee at first but they saw the effects it had on me and when they were feeling bad they began to use Postum. one at . time, until now we all use Postum." Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich.
 Ten days trial of Postum in place of coffee proves the truth, an easy and pleasant way.
 Read the little book, The Road to Wellville." in pkgs. There's a req son"
 Ever rerd the above Istters 4 new enc appears from time to time. They gre genuine, true, and full of hunas nntesest.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

commended special kidney remedy.
 Mrs. John Robinson, sos Burney St, Modesto, Cal, Says: My back was SO lame and sore I was practically helpless. My feet and ankles swelled, puffy spots appeared beneath my eyes and l became so dizzy had to grasp something to keep from falling. Relief quickly followed the use of Doan's Kidney Pills and 1t was not long be- fore I was enjoying good health"
 "When Your Back Is Lame, Remember the Name-DOAN'S." Soc. all stores. FosterMilburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
The Last Word in pefens.

The angry mother returns hom. from a shopping tour down town to find that Tommy has broken into the jam closet, teased his little sister till she cried, smashed a window pane with his top, tied tin can on the tail Of the dog next door, and then wound up further depredations by tracking the parlor carpet with his muddy boots. You young william. I'm going to whip you till you can't sit down" tGrabs hold Of him. Now what have you got to say for yourself?"
 Tommy: "Ow. say, ma, this looks like frame-up"
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

Richard Lightnut. an American with an aHected English accent. receives a pres ent from friend in China. The present proves 10 be pair of pajamas. A letter hints of surprise To the wearer. Lightnut aons the pajamas and late at night gets Mp for smoke. His servant, Jenkins
 comes In and failing to recognize Light nut. attempts to put him out. Thinking the servant crazy, Lightnut changes his clothes intending to summon help. When he reappears Jenkins falls on his neck With Joy. confirming Lightnuts belief that he Is crazy. Jenkins tells IAghtnut of tne encounter he had with hideous Chinaman dressed in pajamas. In a message from his friend. Jack Billings Lightnut is asked to put up the kid" Tor the night on his way home from col lege. Later Lghtnut finds beautiful nut Is shocked by the girls drinking smoking and slangy talk. She tells him her name Is Francis and puzzles him With a story of her love for her sisters room mate, named Frances. Next morn Ing the girl Is missing and Lightnut hur- Hes to the boat to gee her of He is ac- so,ted by husky college boy. who calls hin "Iicky" but he does not see the girl Jack Billings calls to spend the night with Lghtnut. They discover priceless rubies hidden in the buttons or and retires. Lightnut later discovers In his apartment & beefy person in nut ton-ehop whiskers and wearing pajamas Jenkins calls the police. who declare I..,t the Grandpa" The intruder declares he is L1Ehtnuts guest and appeals to the lat ter In vain. He is hustled of to jail In the morning Lightnut is astonished to find Billings gone. and more astonished when he gets a message from the latter. demanding his clothes. Lightnut, bound for Tarrytown. Billings home. discovers Frances" the girl of the pajamas; on the train. Lghtnut speaSs to her and al Iudes 10 the night before. She declares indignantly that Lightnut never saw her in black patamas At Tarrytown Frances is met by a husky college youth. who halls Lightnut as "Dicky." The latter ig- nores the boy. who then threatens to thrash him for offending Frances. Light nut takes the next train home.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

and address me as Foxy and want ne to send for my clothes or else send out and buy some. Finally. big brute came and threw me some dirty rags and said I'd have to put on those or else buy some others.
 And l had just got into the togs and stuffed the rubies and patamas out of sight in my pocket, when the particular brigand who had charge of my ccop came back He almost threw fit when he saw ma Where's Twen- ty-seveh~ he wanted to know And then. before l could say word, he Clustered up to mo with: And say. what business you got in here: Clear out'' And you bet didn't lose a sin gle golden minute-I cleared You should have seen nc beat it down that corridor! Tho fellow followed mo little, grulabling te himself: Then hs called to cop who was just com ing in: Say. Okeefe, run that young fat freak out of here, will you! It's one of that bunch of visitors that went through jus. now. Fresh thing snooping into tne cells,'
 And 80 the san,e cop that brought me there.the very same-was the one that showed me out of the door, warning me that I'd best not go pok- ing into the prisoners cells again If l knew what was good for mel
 By the way. old chap" puf,ed Bill ings. his boise and good humor i'm proving under the spell Of cigar, T was sorry to return the pajamas torn and dusty and wrinkled as they were But you see. on account of the rubles 1 was leary about having them pressed Q: s@ssed over. Sc wrepred and sealed them myself just as one does jewel package, Got them, did you?''
 stared at Billings through my glass
 Didn't you get them?- he ques- toned in alarm
 Yes, yes-it's all right, old chap I said hastily and as pleasantly as l could, Eugene delivered the box to Jenkins and opened 1t myself. Thought 1t was-h 'm-thought 1t was something else" Then l proceeded soothingly: But you're just a little mistaken about the dust and wrinkles, old ehap-and about them being torn. Ha. ha! Good joke"
 But Billings face was unresponsive.
 Why. old goop," he said with cheer ful contempt there's triangular tear in the back Of the coat you could stick your head through and one of the sleeves is in rib1Sns."
 just opened the, drawer of the ta- ble and teok out the box-gIove box. l think 1t was-contai.aing the paiamas. had read something somew here about the clearing etrect-the reac- ton. and that sort of thlag produced sometimes by q shock.
 See for yourself, old chap I sa,i gently. And lifted cut the gossaIAa fabrics and again spread their crirn. son glory under the lamp Billings examined them eagerly, but just looked confounded.
 Don't understand it. he said. bit. ing his nails. Why. hang it, they look smooth too. as though never worn. And the rubies are all right. too"
 He rested his chtn upon his hands and gloomed at the red sweep.
 ] caught few as1tences d his munbling
 By George I'm half mtnd to think there's something in the pa tamaS- he mutterei- something un- canny and disagreeaole-some they're alive with,-
 l sprang up and back, oYerturning my chair.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
sl OF THE PEOPLE

Suffer from HEADACHES, BIIJoT-a NESS, CONSTIPATION, DIZZINESS COLDS, ETC. BONDS LIVER prt4a CURE all Of these and they keen van cured. Take one small pill at hot time and wake up we'll All drpgg,s,. sell them, or send to us. If you have never tried this unsurpassed rerosr send to US for free sample. Bo,d,. Pharmacy Co., Little Rock. Ark
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
GoIng Further Back.

A man who had suddenly become very rich went to live in New York and began to spend money with a lav- ish hand. He decided that his name needed advertising, so he visited a genealogist
 'I suppose" he said. If pay you enough you can trace my family back to Adam"
 My dear sir" replied the genealo- stst, If you're willing to put up the money we can prove by evolution that your family existed before Adam. - Lippincott's Magazine.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
CHAPTER XIV. {continued)

.Llghtnut," he called. just stared up at the castle on the hill. l felt devilish annoyed, though. recalled a conversation the other day at the club in which Van Dyre remarked that the intimacy affected now by chauffeurs was growing insufferable. Declared his man had asked him for a light that morning
 The fellow stared little; then he came toward me, smirking in jocu- lar, impertineut way.
 Say, stop your Kidding old man, he muttered; girls have no sense Of humor, you know. Come along-Ive just been telling them you are my best friend"
 l stole another look at the car, but Frances avoided me. so l came To decision turned shortly on the driver.
 See here now, my good fellow saH sharply. you stop subjecting those ladies to annoyance. Drive on, or I'll report you to my friends"
 He stared-seemed to be trying to 
 Why. Dicky.- he exclaimed Tn an aggrieved tone. don't you remember me-don't you know me?-
 T certainly do not" l answered with decision. felt my face getting red with vexation And whats moro. my name is not 'Dicky.'
 His hand slowly swept his chin and be whistled-
 ~Wha- Well, I'll be jiggered,- lie whirled toward the car.
 .On me. this time. guess! You're right"
 Then hi. face ciouded and he moved down upon me.
 Here, you get along now about vour business. whoever you are" His hand waved as though sweeping me away I've a mind to kick you for annoying that young lady
 He looked toward Frances and I could see he was showing of But 1 thought she looked bit dlsgusted As for the trump she suddenly opened the door. stepped down and then up again. but this time behind the steer ing wheel
 If you don't come on. I'm going. Q she said quietly.
 Just minute" he said. sowing back at her He faced me
 Look here if l hit you once"-he leveled his finger-"weH. they1l have to pick you up with a sponge. that s all,"
 But. except for fixing my glass Tor better study of Frances. l never moved, Didn't occur to me as neces- sary, you know, until she should drive of. Just stood leaning on my cane and with feet crossed. you know. in the way had long ago found was the least exhausting, f one has to stand at all. But. by love. the fellow was right In my face now, almost. Devil ish annoying!
 Did you hear me. you glasseyed fool?" he parked in my ear. You masher' By George. I'll mash you
 And he looked at Frances again and laughed. but she was looking away of up at the big stone castle on the Pocantico Hills behind.
 The car began to edge away
 All right-coming, he yelled: and then he launched his blow Bun so d-instantaneous. in fact-are the famous three movements Of the great scientist don't remember that my eye even shifted it's grip upon the monocle- Therefore. as l came back Into the same position again as his shoulder hit the ground, was in time
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
When She Comes Into Her Own.

Fair Pleader-Finally submit, your honor. that there is an unassailable reason why my client should not re- ceive the only sentence dictated by the evidence You have but to cast your eye upon my client to sec that one of her-er-ah-full figure would Do unmistakably humiliated by being 3orced to wear prison stripes
 Her Honor-Ha. 'Tis true. Pris oner discharged
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

to catch my darlings eye at last just as they curved. And, by love, she looked amused-and pleased
 As for the trump, she frankly and harshly laughed, and then moved up speed. just as a south-bound ex- press took the station
 And l swung aboard 1t. back for lit tie old New York. Didn't see what the chauffeur did. Wasn't interested, you know, about that.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
EIattered HInn.

A little girl four years old wanted a sdckel one day and thought the best way to get 1t was to say something aice to papa. So climbing upon his Asp she said sweetly:
 Papa. love you better than the devil"
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
Just to Accommodate.

Hungry Girl (one of party of tour ists who have arrived late at a coun- try inn)-No fresh eggs? But you've got hens, haven't you?
 Innkeeper's Wife-Yes. but they're all asleep.
 Hungry Girl-Well, but can't you wake them ?-Fliegende Blaetter.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
No Frosts There.

Foote Lighte-It is said that the southern tip of Florida is the only portion of the United States which never has experienced frost
 Miss Sue Brette-Too bad 1t Is so Tar away from our travelling theatrical VOmpanies.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

In this conGi- ton has cause to suspect kid nsy trouble, especially if the kidney ac- ton S e @ m 6 q 1 s or dered. Deans Kidney Pills h av c UT e d thou sands. It Is the best rec
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
The Propcr Course

"ls there a powder trust?"
 T don't know. but If there ia somebody should go gunning for it."
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

long as their memories are in work ing order.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

Garfield Tea tho International Remedy t,, all Irregularities of stomach, liver and kidaev, Is composed entirely of pure herbs
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

The wagon wheel usually has that tired feeling. but 1t never complains
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
NARo FOR THE HOUSEWIFE.

It's hard enough to keep house if in perfect health, but a woman weak. 0red and suffering with an aching back has a heavy burden. Any woman
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

Some men are bashful when 1t comes to meeting their obligations.
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21
literal Obedience.

How Is It l have such big telegram Aiils?"
 You told me. sir, to use dispatch In that correspondence. so wired al the letters
The Forrest City times., 1912-06-21

Garfield Tea promotes and ensures health. 1ry 1t to be convinced. Druggists keep it
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-04-05
Of INTEREST TO
SCANDINAv|ANS
Recent Happenings in This
Country and Abroad.
SINGULARLY HAPPY CHOICE

Stockholm Paper Comments on APP
pointment of New Minister to the
United States-Committee Appeals
to Norwegians to Pay Amundsen's
South Pole Expenses-Danish Navy
Is Presented With BipIane.
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i. SWEDEN. j.
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From Stockholm comes word that
w. A. F. Ekengren, secretary and
charge d'affaires to the Swedish lega-
ton at Washington, D. c., has been
appointed as Count Albert Eherens-
wards successor as minister to the
United States. A Stockholm paper
makes the following comment: ut
can truly be said that Sweden has
made singularly happy choice in this
appointment. During the comparative
1y short time that he has been in the
diplomatic service he has possessed
ability and tact, characteristic of the
diplomat, and he stands high in diplo-
matte circles in Washington. Wilhelm
August Ferdinand Ekengren was born
in 1861 and is the oldest son of V. A.
Ekengren of Stockholm. For a num-
Der of years he was connected with
the Swedish consulate in New York
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-04-05

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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-04-05

and fhereupon served in the Swedish
foreign department for four years. He
was also located in China for some
years, where he was an agent for the
Swedish government on an exceeding
ly important matter. About six years
ago he was appointed secretary to the
Swedish legation at Washington and
last fall when Count Ehrensvard re-
signed as minister in Washington,
Herr Ekengren was appointed Swe-
denis charge d'affaires in the Ameri-
can capital Minister Ekengren was
three years ago married to an Ameri-
can lady, who was formerly a Miss
Wolcott and who is member of an
old distinguished New York family,
her grandfather having been governor
of New York"
j. !. X
August Lindberg made his final ap-
pearance in Chicago recently in the
stirring Hedberg play, known as "All
for Finland" The distinguished Swed-
ish actor will soon return to Sweden
dhCS1 pIdJlA W 1dI 60 ouu1CnSOS III Oil
the large cities of the United States.
Mr.. Lindberg is considered the great
est emotional actor of Scandinavia
and he will now return to Stockholm
bearing with him the unqualified ap-
prevail and administration of those
who have seen him, first in Ghosts"
and later in the drama which revolves
about the assassination of Bobrikoff,
the Russian tyrant of Finland. With
the true dramatist's instinct Hedberg
has taken the facts of history and
nodded them to his purpose, without
the least doing violence to their spirit.
J. + !.
A Scandinavian correspondent says:
"a call has been issued for con-
gress at Gothenburg to consider ways
and means of assisting in the preserva-
ton of the Swedish language and cul-
ture in the foreign countries of the
world. The congress is to be held
July 25 to % and invitations have
been issued to Swedes of all countries
to be on HAND at that time to help in
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-04-05

the solution of the questions that will
come up. The membership fee Of
delegates has been placed at three
crowns, which the national society in
Sweden will use in making the neces-
sary preparations for the gathering.
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All the larger hotels in Stockholm
have their rooms engages for next
summer when the so called olympic
games are to be held. Many of the
guests are securing rooms in Vaxholm,
Sedertelge and other outlying places
in the vicinity of the city. Evidently
these games will attract people from
all parts of the world and it will GER
tainly be one of the greatest advertise
ments for Stockholm as a tourist and
travel center than anything that has
yet transpired in the glorious history
Of the Venice of the North"
i. j. +
Messiah week" is the big event
among Swedish Americans in the
NOuEh "OSS. Will AAAuSU6IS ana bSIn-
any college as the center of attraction.
For years great Messiah chorus,
comprising some 600 voices, has been
giving series of concerts during so
called Messiah week" every year for
the past fifteen seasons. This year
there has in addition been organized
srchildren's chorus, comprising some
500 voices, which will appear in a Sc
ries of concerts the first week in April.
The spring song festivals in Linds-
berg, Kan. will this year attract hun
dreds of people from near and far.
X i j.
Reports from Persia state that swed-
fish army officers are doing very sue
cessful work training Persian soldiers.
A military academy has been estab.
hshed in Teheran and the Persian
government under the leadership of
Swedish army officers is taking active
measures TO rid the country of robbers
and highwaymen. These measures
will do much to establish peace in that
troublesome country.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1912-03-15
CARD OF THANKS

To the parties assisting in the
home talent play given under the
auspices of Carbonate Lodge No.
80, and to the attending public,
we desire to express our sincere
appreciation of their loyal sup
port. We also wish to thank the
business men of Harlowton and
Twodot, who contributed so liber-
ally to our advertising program,
and to visiting Brothers Powell
and Gregg for their personal dona-
tions. For the directors and in
structors, Messrs. Brown and Wat.
son, with their wives. who so ably
handled the affair, we extend a
special vote of thanks.
Carbonate Lodge 80, I. O. o. T..
Rachael Rebecca Lodge No. s,
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1912-03-15
TO
BUILD ROADS

The state board of prison com
missioners Monday authorized the
most expensive road building pro-
gram which has been put into ef.
feet since the convict system of
road building was established. The
board ordered that a crew of be-
tween 40 and SO men be put at
work in Flathead county not later
than May /, and that as soon there
after as possible similar crew be
sent to Lewis and Clark county to
construct road over McDonald's 8
pass on the continental divide, and
that as soon as the necessary mum
Der of men are available; for out
side duty a third crew will be put
to work on the divide between
Bozeman and Livingston. With
the completion of this work, in
connection with the work done
last year, the famous park .to.park
highway between the Yellowstone
and Glacier national parks will be.
come a reality.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1912-03-15
MASK BALL
BIG SUCCESS

The masquerade ball given by
the Yoeman Lodge last Friday
evening was huge success in 50
far as a good crowd was concerned.
The dancers turned out in varied
makenps, with rings on their fin
gers and bells on their toes from
fair goddesses to fierce looking
warriors, with the usual amount Of
funny clowns to amuse the throng
OF spectators. The prizes were
awarded to Miss Ethel Ross, first
prize, who represented Mary
Jane" The gentleman's prize was
given to James Low, who was got.
ten up as the original and only
Buster Brown" Prof. Weimer's
orchestra Of Lewistown, furnished
the music, which was a treat by
itself for lovers of good music.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1912-03-15
FAIR STORES
new ADDITION

Carpenters have commenced
work on an addition to the Fair
Store which is to be 1S feet wide
and 10 feet long. ".@or
The business of the Fair, under
the able management of Grover. G.
Perkins, has grown to such extent
that it has been necessary to en-
large the building to accommodate
the numerous lines of new mer-
chandise constantly being added
to the already varied stock.
Mr.. Perkins has been successful
in catering to the wants of the
many patrons of the Fair and they
have been so we'll pleased with the
saving of money by buying at a
strictly cash store, that the man
agement has decided to put in a
full line of Furniture, Bedding,
Crockery and Household Goods,
and a carload of these goods is
now ON the road. ~
The patrons Of the Fair are re-
quested to reserve their purchases
until this car gets in so that they
can receive the benefit of buying
at strictly cash price.
There will be no need to send to
catalog houses for anything in this
line as the Fair, by buying and
selling for cash only, is in a posi-
tlon to meet any price made by
eastern houses.
The Harlowton news. [volume] (Harlowton, Mont.) 1909-1914, 1912-03-15
new BILL
SURE TO PASS

| The house public lands commit
tee, by a unanimous vote Of thos,
present, Wednesday favorably re
ported the Borah- Jones three yeal
homestead bill substantially a.
recommended by subcommittee
The three year feature is retained
and instead Of granting entrymen
six months leave of absence each
year, the bill requires at least
seven months residence each year,
which is equivalent to five months 's
leave. The bill does not specify
any particular amount Of cultiva
tion required, but does require
every entryman to have a habit
able house upon his land before he
can receive patent. Senator Borah,
after assurances received from
Speaker Clark, predicts that the
bill will pass the house. and he
has the promise of the president
that he will sign it. The house
committee amendments will be ac-
ceptible to Senators Borah and
Jones. .--