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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
JOLLY JOKERS OF FINANCE.

NAN ssparstss from his money much easily tc'sd the
whle. And hSH smost forgive you srw~rd Il you can
= only make linn ~ how funny he looked.
The esnny Old Sooman who described at the tri OF the steei
T how he syy busted Mss unloading sess company
he shsr hs eowv Dt - keep huser out O mischief and the
reach O. chorus " when he'd companies TO
Europe from mis- abors, not only Of
uter his but delighted eoss from te entire nston
suss pt tat his achievements CONSISTED largely in
putting al tho Trust probably hetens the public relish
hut psupls themselves the obvious victims they
wonderful weakness for the tov chap who works the shell
game tsm and then and pokes them in the rbs sut
sfseward.
When jim NSks who hsd been doing little svalor-
isint" IN r in the carly '7o BY ssy pubic whore
msns had gone rolled & and responded
aaay woodbne wino" many who he'd 10 s0ow
rszrnnsd 10 smoker.
Hsh should aways choose for Observation-Disclosures.
Fce che hath Of eli wondsrfuha* Of gsng sway
VIZ IT,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

any quicker! You wouldn't think to
look at me that got the soul secrets
Of twsnty-six millionaires under that
bunch Of invisible hairpins. would your"
And. mistaklng my shocked expression
for ono Of unaduiterated admiration.
she ratified on.
THE second on the HIST was . smash
ing looking chap: the kind that shows
where his shoulders Join his arms in
spite of . real English raglan! An he
had a split chin. Some one slammed
him once with . tennis racket and the
dent never come out. he said. But II
looked like . real temper mental
dimpie!
He used to come sliding up to the
board nice and easy and drop a box
Of candy or bunch OF flowers into my
lap and then he'd say: Would you be
kind enough to give me Cupid's num-
ber? You know II made 'nawful hit
with me and ! was beginning to see
some sense In mush, when all Of a
sudden the night operator slips me a
tip that a gumshoe party with a tele-
scope eye and an extension ear was
keeping tabs on his nibs. because the
lady that took the altar-trip with him
five short years before had sort OF
lost her taste for him an was COINS
to cut the tow-line!
well, YOU could have knocked ms
down with a feather, because l never
knew he had a boudoir cap party OF
! the other half OF his ticket at all! Blu
I liked him too much TO can him righ
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

I know. cause all the wires has been
busy all day an that Gerard central
hates the sight Of me. so she wouldn't
turn In no personal message for me-"
whats everybody phoninv about
Why should 1t be 30 busy some days
and slow the nsxtf" I inquired.
''Oh. I don't know. But It just seems
on these kind OF days people amt got
nothin' TO do but gas over the phone.
Nothin' to hear. neither. You know
when you get your ear s!zzled listening
to some deep purple stuff-real tangled
UP gush. you know. an things like that
Ats worth working for. An there's
always the chance OF being slipped nifty
to act the little observation-disclosures ned
person at the divorce trial! You got
to have side lines in all trades. you
know. But this tea-and- m4lk-t cast
word exchange don't hold no. attractions
Tor met"
DO you get much OF the 'keep-it-
dark stun In a hotel like thls'"
well, IT'S kind OF slow Just at this
time OF year-durinx the season-De-
cenrber. January and February - II
brightens UP quite some. though. Say
did l ever tell you about the guy wis
GOT stuck on me just about the time his
wife was trying TO shed n!m''
What was his number"
Two. Oh, got them all tickete'
and tied up with baby ribbons. YOU bet
And some day. when ! marry q million
! I'm going 10 got 'em out Of my system
! In q book OF mee-moirs-an' what tina
book'ii DO to the upper ten Say. Grill
! It from me, IL there was q ar,ahpo'
scare here. ~ gst-swsy wouldn't b
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
FOrei

= VOW many soiesrs woN,d care 10
|" send . ball over the wsashsrcooas
Of u. oilss's. Edinburgh II has
been done. however. In virtue o. bet
Of iIse Mr.. Scales Of Lsith and Mr.. Smell
lie. . printer. were selected to perform
the curious fear Of driving . ball from
tho southeast corner O. Psriisment
Square over the wssthaoock Of the IA
nous church oei fest from the base OF
the building. They were allowed the
nee Of elk balls each. These Az went
considerably higher than the vsns. and
were found IN the advocates close. on
the north side Of ths High sSrsst.
SOW NswA
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25


.'s. "s a, s sos into ss Ss S
On YES did % % s ssS r, had handed YOU su,
that whole
That. u wha, I i
WANTED
%eer replied the RS Ito foster and .noous. courtesy,
BY promoting %.as interest up
and s'ies Why
s'ys club and give ssturs, on | with men,
returned the RIB Shu but @ them You cant make
ash but telling him = h. Looks
HIM,
r S @ s RIB % s' sys s.n him ny
nina
cause Cutting
modern e AND we Are going " to c IT. WE must w@
psu' man to do anything you want to tell him what figure o.
a. a. the EQUATION it's the did NOT offer
of
sss s' ss pumps s'T
. n. the Devotion s sa OF .ss "'"'" she would have '"
ali % w" the 1n @ s GET s or a a
] sss ssn S S s"sss .v S and @ that
IT.: the sweet woman who takes tina, coming
n .. as they s nE nr s n s
@ .o,s shes go: her n S them
SIR . s Of s s .:s s. III. Mere A n. ut. been ten
sine: offered woman I'M. my seat s stree. car " @ s
the ss.o
They DO cut rather % sal. , the RIB sn,s down the lin:
her beside YOU" distinctly
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

squad of Now York policemen co.AN
put It out OF business.
The revolution In itself takes seoond
place to this question. who started TT
Who staked the Cuban colored man
and brother to uprise with force Of,
arms? What American interests ~
Cuba would be benefited by having tho,
island swept into the United States %!
the ground that the Cubans are unsa,a9
to govern themselves?
Take 1t from me those Cuban rsvso
tons are boosted. Who Is sending alon@
the bankroll out OF which the patriot0
get their pay? Maybe II the Govern
ment did little investigating alons
this line 1t wouldn't be necessary =
send marines and soldiers to Cuba rivht
at the beginning OF the hot weather."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

tioW
II seems to me
they must be
figuring on gold
rails and platinum
coaches and dec
Grating the ticket
booths with dia-
monds."
Even So" 70.
Piled the Laundry
Man. New York
10 no piker town.
We are going to
spend hundreds
Of millions on our
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

ishins Co. THE New York wond1.
the property have been payins ~
taxes.
THE time 10 coming when persons
like this lad will have TO cough up thsdr
proportionate share Of the expense of
running the city
The big load We are quitting on those
who are to come viii rouse them 10
action. They will wake up some OF
these days and devise a plan by wa,ich
those who have shall be separated
therefrom to large extent. while those
who have not shall be exempt from
cutting loose from same"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

AN I Amt had
. single personal
word over these
wires since I come
en- this morning.
An Q gentleman
friend of mine wa s
going to take me
to one OF them
caraIbet things to-
night. lie could
"a called UP q
dozen times for all
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
Who Said "sIe EN- ?"

SST'HAT uprising in Cuba" said <hs
Head Polisher. must DO some
rise. the way we're rushing
fighting men down there"
mot being OH the ground" said, che
Laundry Man. II wouldn't say the
revolution IL a fake. but I'll bet a sea
son ticket to a recreation pier against
seat reservation IN Central Park n
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25


- - u1ltos e Ths Evsnins Word;
~ thunder storm season 10 comin9
= And city folk win 10 out TO the
eo1ntry on sundays and get caught In
sueh etorms. Here are 4 few pointers
~ tnsm: Don't get under . tree In .
ehnn1sr storm. Don't run IN = thun-
~ storm. Don't III BY an open WIN
AeW. Hold no metal In your hand. Keep
oSt 81 drauGhts. II any companion -
GGsuck by lightning keep him out OF
Aoo.S IN the rain. pour gallons and gal.
- u water over him csaseiessly ana
~ ARTIFICIAL respiration on him. But.
sieve Ill, pour water on him and keep
a Dourtng IL This 10 all good free
0a1isal advice. Now ia like 20 ssk .
0nootiou Of wise readers (inSuranos
- speciality In my own turn u II
Oue that there IL no record Of Q tin
eopeed hsuss bsins destroyed or set
UoBU by liOhtningi
BROOKLYN pooroR
4 suAway knight DSseat.
= ~ EAatns a N EsssinG ws1di
Tho other svenans. T1d1ng uptown N
~ oubway In the rush hour. ] saw q
1ams woman sntsr the ca With Z
esuAsA. ! rose to ssvs hss my Sect A
Gooaea6A naa ma . sti6 yellow mus
1900 sllppsd Into the ssat ~ ~ VA
asous 70 ~ down. (ghs moved sScwiy
49, 1saA) explained 70 him ths'
had s6sesd her the sect and ! sskst
~ - 20 Up. In forsiGa accsnt b.
aslls Fl know my sigstst" ana sa'
aoilL took him hy the COLLAR, ~
Gsosiy - I o0s.d; nftsd tam 70 his fee
~ drew him 70 one Ads while tn
A1nAv ~ levn. He hit out q me. Bu
y ~ t,osiEsd the blew and did no
, ~ haet, Tor ] could 80 he had N
keGn1o ~ Ashting. Thsn he let ~
" = man who was with me eli
4 ~ = ~ busiy 70 tvs9t tide ssse het
: ~ - - 1iA . str11pgs woman o.
G ~ Dut really J ~ vssy ssasa
II A. tII|
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

But ne early ysG And . minute or
two won't make rn,sch difference. Tfe
boy b IA one store for the butter. But
you know how clerks are. They walt
ON children last"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
Still In the Ring.

<xI SEE" said the Head Polish(
that President Taft Is game q
= will stick to the finish"
Game he is" conceded thS Leund
Nan. ~ game party and q t1utt
for punishment"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
. % : Jq4SSSa

she's srumb bling and not satisfied at the
way meals are n tfAs house?'
We'd. I'm 30 out end look tor him II
you want me TO-" Grumbaed Mr.. Iarr.
risinG from MS comfortable position.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25

"How are you going TO celebrate
Decoration Day."
10y going to . ball game without
having to give . fake excuse to the
beee."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
The Weeks Wash
BY Martin Green.

Copyright, 1912. by Ths Press Pu'
rr) EE," remarked the Head
4, Polisher, i've been reading
~ the figures on the cost Of the
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
ALL THIS WAY.

~H Prusans muh upset the prospective departure
Il greet Berlin musical conductor DT. Kari Muck, 10
sumo drectorsip Of the Boston Symphony Orchestrs,
sua pts.ng their government to keep him in Germany ct
suy cost.
Only he other day the British press chipping ID hands b.
Lord Cuson had nailed old fireplace in the cot Of sneskns
q - Anszius and ohained up At home.
Nais worried Just for fear certain famous private COL
n Il pictures destined for the Louvre may be alrssy half
.yesagsd b IN American purchaser.
Cd Buropei Forever dedng the s art
suss musical eduses and such the gapgpsn Of west
~ h has only 10 put hin hand hi pocket and Jingle what's
Aa ts magic sound il heard affair aud the next
VI bring him The b Of DurOpssn goods" to choose FROM
Whm Mr. j. Morgan akss Of his walks Inc Continent
- ns Of Europe into ts Of excitement trying to make him
~ ts ty don't themselves and keeping him from getting
- ~ thsir spscA treasures.
Thsy might wsA give up. Thingv coming way, and
- only thing do TO Let em Europeans make up
DIR minds presently they will have here
= ms whsn they their pictures their
sva bsa mnah
1--WE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS for elevators o run
n 600 feet pr mtnue IN the Municipal Building! With all
our rsA transit developments marvellous rusngs
H. forget the amazing distances travel daily
lsva shoots-She verticA mileage Of modern life!
-vHOMAS W. LAWSON, in q display advertisement in the
papers, himself candidate the Senate
= Of these United States
wsr Why not? Ices put little "frenzy" into the Con
GpsssienA Record and start up tho circulation.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-25
The COnquests
Of Constance
1.-THE
DIVORCE
CATCHER.
1912 BIZ The Press PUBLISHING Co. Ths New York Wond
4B0ARD OPERATOR At THE HOTEL RICl
By Alma woodward

copwisht. 1912. By TIE Pres Pu'
err DE. what hotness" Constance
sishsd. and mopped the damp
gold ringlets on her forehead.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-18
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Ended with ''Pape's
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You don't want a slow remejl;' when
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Pape's Diapepsin is noted for It's
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ness; it's certain unfailing action in
regulating Sick. sour. gaSSy StOma"hs.
it's millions of cures in Indigestion.
d. spepsia. gastritis and other stOm-
ach trouble has made it famous the
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Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
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large fifty-cent case from any drug
store and then if anyone should eat
something which doesn't agree with
them; if what they eat lays like lead.
ferments and soIrs and forms gas;
causes headache. dizziness and nau-
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cd food-remember as soon as. Pape
Diapepsin comes in contact with the
stomach all such distress vanishes. Its
prOmptneSs. certainty and ease in
overcoming the worst stomach 'disOr-
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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-18
SEND FOR FREE BOOKLETS

They tel about the Trus-Con line
of technical finishes and enamels for
all kinds CT painting, damp droofine
and water proOfine,
HONOLULU IRON WORKS co.
Honolulu
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-18

Henry J. Heinz. tie millionaire
packer and. originator of the 80 va
rieties''. will arrive in Honolulu about
March :, and will remain in the isl
ands for several weeks. The Heinz
products are known the world over
and the factories, which ar" located
q rittsbu!g, are models OF their kind.
MI Heinz will take an lrtive interest
i'm Y ~ G. A ana other affairs dur
ing his stay here.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22

THIEVES ON
MOTOR CYCLE

Chief of Police Leo Mccormack did
some quick and efficient work yester-
day with the aid of his speedy motor
cycle, arresting two thieves. who. had
not the chief thought and acted quickly
might easily have escaped.
A call was received from Porter,
Porter county that six men, three Of
them colored and three white, had got
ten away from Porter on a<Pere Mar
tquette freight train. with some stolen
property. The East Chicago police
arrest the culprits.
While taking the message. Chief Nc
Cormack allowed his gaze to filter out
the Pennsylvania tracks. Even as he
was listening, the very train on which
the men were said to be making their
escape, was passing through East Chi
| cago.
| Did this fact daunt Chief Me-
Cormack? Not bit of it. Hanging up
the receiver while the marshal of
Porter was still speaking, he made a
dash for his motorcycle. Getting on
this he sped toward Hammond, where
he overlook the train and searched it,
He was rewarded by finding two of the
men he sought. both of them white. The
prisoners who gave their names as j.
H Laughlin and Clarence Horn. declar-
ed there had only been four in their
party and that the other two men, both
Icolored, had dropped off the train al
Gary.
l. Laughlin was found wearing stolen
suit of clothes under his own shabby
suit while a search Of Horns personal
effects revealed a number of trinkets In
the jewelry line.
/ Marshal Emil Busse of Porter was
notified of the ca tch and came on with g
deputy marshal to take home the
prisoners.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22

Mrs. Jay Crawford delightfully."- en-
tertained the Ladies' Pleasure club
and a few invited friends at her home
on Friday afternoon.
Donald Stockbarger has returned
ed the Epworth League convention
and visited friends.
Miss Harriet Carlson of Richmond.
Ind. who has been spending a few
days with Miss Bessie Raasch. has re-
turned home.
Mrs. Henry Bremen. ST., has been
very sick the past few days with
heart trouble but is somewhat better
at this writing.
DIR. and Mrs. A. H. Farley. Miss Bel
Peterson and Miss Fac Weaver are
the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Clemmons
at Cedar Lake for weekend house
party.
Miss Mayme Laws is visiting with
friends in Chicago for a few days.
Quite a number of Chicago people
have been trying to get accommoda.
lions here for the summer, as they
think Crown Point an ideal place te
spend a vacation. The hotels are al
crowded, showing that the city peopl.
appreciate Crown Point and Its beau
ties.
Mrs. Lenora Hart and daughter
Marguerite, are spending convention
week at the Congress hotel in Chicago
Miss Pearl Keiser will leave mex
week to spend several weeks with he
aunt. Mrs. Val Zimmerman. at Roches
ter. Ind.
Grown Point seems somewhat de
serted this week great many o
our people are in Chicago attending
the convention-that is. those who ar
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22
TWO WHITING men
BROUGHT TO time
Especial to THE TIMEs)

Whiting, Ind, June 22.-Mrs. John
Meyernik was tired of waiting for her
husband to come home so she went
to John Urbans saloon at Scharge
avenue and Steiber street and found
him there. She asked him to come
home, but this he refused to do and
after quite al argument Meyernik as
saulted his wife. She further declares
that the proprietor. Urban, interfered
and aggravated her considerably. and
In addition to this used profane Ian
guage.
Mrs Meyernik had her husband ar
rested for assault and battery and Ur-
ban arrested on the charge of GRIM
inal rrovocation and profanity. When
tried before Mayor Parks last night
sentenced to the county jail for TWEEN
ty days. Urban also fine 81 and
costs and given a Jail sentence of
twenty days. He took appeal and
furnished $500 bonds, which were
signed by K. Frankowski. Meyernik
was unable to pay the fine. so will be
compelled to serve the entire time out
at the county jail
Mrs. Meyernfk is very angry at Ur-
ban because, she claims, he took
her husband out for a ride in his auto
on Thursday and then charged him So
for the spin when he thought it only
a friendly treat.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22
EASTERN CAPITAL
EYES GARY JOLIET

Eastern capital knows that Joliet
is on the map said Maurice F. Len
non. who returned from New York city
today. "All of the money that is being
appropriated in the east for use In the
industrial belt extending from Gary,
Ind. to Joliet, is being invested with
the idea that this will be the greatest
Industrial center In the country.
Joliet is being forgotten a peni-
tertiary town and is known widely on
account of Its industries. 1t is close to
the natural resources required in
manufacturing and is at the head of the
ship canal
All of the great trunk lines of the
east and west center In this district
and numerous belt lines extend across
them like a network. AS Joliet is in
the direct line of many of these roads
the prevailing Impression is that 1t will
be one of the great industrial centcrs
in the middle west
The fact that Joliet is advertising
its Diamond Jubilee is a great adver-
tisement and is making a hit in the
east"-Joliet News.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22
BIG GARY CONTRACT
AWARD IMPENDING

Bids will probably be opened for the
Ridge road sewer by the Gary board
of public works on next Monday. This
is a 100000 Job and the prize is a rich
one. Competent engineers such as A.
p. Melton say that IT should not cost
more than $4,000 but no bids. due
to the rings efforts It is said. were
received at this figure.
1t is stated that although a couple
of other contractors are confidently
expecting to get the job that the ILL.,
nois Improvement and Ballast compa-
ny will get 1t via the usual way
through another bidder and that the
local patriots will be left In the soup.
Rumors that taxpayers will enjoin
the building of the sewer at the pres
ent price are also affoat at the city
hall
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22

was present at the end Mrs. Brennans
uncle. r. A Hollinger. and her broth
er. r e. Hollinger, Of New Haven,
Conn
Was Highly Esteemed.
In the passing of Mrs Brennan Gary
loses one of it's first and one of its
most esteemed women. A resident OF
had been active in social and church
circles and had wide acquaintance.
Mrs. Brennan was "a years old at
the time of her death. She was the
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs Edward j..
Hollinger of New Haven and was
born on November Is, 1877. On Sep
TENDER T. 1904 she was united in mar
rage to Mr.. Brennan. In 1906 when
Gary was founded MIR. Brennan came
to Gary and invested heavily in prop
erty. Meanwhile his wife and children
resided in South Bend until 1907, when
they were able to get home here.
Later they moved into the new
Brennan home, at Seventh avenue and
Jackson street. one OF the finest in
the city. To the union there was born
Eve children. Dorothy. I; John Jr.. 8;
Robert. 2; Mary E., not quite one year
old.
Last night members of st. Thomas
council. Knights of Columbus. held a
meeting to make arrangements for
the funeral. Mr.. Brennan Is an Off
Ger in the Knights of Columbus lodge
and district deputy grand exalted
ruler of the Elks
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22
MRS. ]. A. BRENNAN
FUNERAL ON MONDAY
Death of Respected Gary
Woman Shock to Her
Many Friends.

The funeral of Mrs. John A. Bren-
nan. 700 jackson street, Gary, who
died yesterday at 1855 o'clock. will
be held Monday morning from tho
residence at 8 o'clock. Requiem high
mass will be sung at Holy Angels
church. The funeral cortege will take
the 11:16 Lake Shore train for South
Bend, where interment will be made
In the Catholic cemetery at Notre
Dame.
Ill Hut short Time.
Mrs Brennan succumbed to an at
tack of pleuraI-pneumonia. On Sun
day. June 16. she was taken i'll while
attending mass at Holy Angels. AS
sisted home 1t was found that she was
suffering from a high fever and medi-
cal aid at once summoned Her
condition grew gradually worse and
DIR. TempHn of Gary and DR.. Stoltz OF
South Bend maintained an almost con-
slant watch at her bedside. A few
days ago there was a change for the
better. Oxygen was being used to
sustain the patient an- although >the
heart action was weak there were
hopes that she would recover. How
ever, early yesterday morning a re-
lapse set In From out-of-town there
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-22

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The pattern, 5,6S8, is cut in sizes to
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