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The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
kotel's Own Hearse.

Some of the hotel keepers ION the
other side" have peculiar ways Of ad-
vertising their houses, and one Of the
most singular Of these methods Is the
statement In their advertisements that
the hotel is equipped with a hearse!
Inasmuch as the American hotel keeper
Is only looking for live Ones" it Is
not of record that hearses have been
used as attractions in this country as
yet. One of the English catering
journals. In speaking Of this custom,
recently said: I'VE have on several
occasions commented upon the IN
canny mixing up of the funeral traffic
business with hotel keeping-an unholy
combination to be met with in some
northern parts Of Ireland. Apropos.
here is an enticing advertisement from
q Sligo paper calculated to bring quite
q rush Of guests anxious to test the
accommodation: Mrs. -, proprietor.
ess of the - hotel, begs to announce
that she has added to her establish
ment glass hearse.' "-Steward
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
A Rain Preventer.

About fifty years ago an invention
was announced which would be ac-
claimed with joy just now. A German.
Helvetius Otto, stated that he had dis
covered a means Of preventing rain
He built a platform on which were
placed some huge bellows worked by
steam at a very high pressure. These
were supposed to blow away any
clouds gathered above. Otto main,
tanned that these "pluvifuges" dis
tributed throughout town would en-
able the authorities to insure dry
weather for so long as they thought
ct. The inventor bore high reputa
ton In the scientific world. and his
pluvifuge attracted attention. But it
never proved practicable, and after a
few months experiment Otto gave up
trying to fight the weather.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Lambs Stammer.

II you must stammer try to stammeI
TO yourself. when you have tut-tuttec
and gur-gurred sufficiently to your
self you will be ready with the word
Il Il quite astonishing how soon th.
sinAudible stammer becopea In9eees
~ anl the word is whipped ou'
But there are some men who hug :
stamuer-stammering always in tn
right place-lffing curiosity to tipto'
In the listener. Charles Lamb STAN
mered. but always in the right place
as when he went-to buy cheese th'
story may be quite untrna,. The shop
man offered to send it home. Laml
inspected it. Then be asked for ;
bit of string. II think" he said. .
could l-l-l-Lead it home" - Londol
Spectator.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
The Harvest,

Where the river winds through grass,
meadows as sure as the south wine
brings the rain. sounding his note il
the reedy alders, the starting come:
back to his nest again. Are these NO
miracles? Promptly you answer
Merely the prose of natural fact
nothing but instinct plain and patent
born in the creatures, that bids then
act" Well. l have an instinct as fine
and valid. surely, as that of the beasts
and birds, concerning death and thu
life immortal, too deep for logic. to.
vague for words. No trace of beaut!
can pass or perish, but other beauty is
somewhere born; no seed Of truth OF
good be planted. but the yield must
grow as the growing corn.-Bliss Car
man
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
A Test of Bio Heartedness.

The Countess Won Voss recorded this
human little story of the charming
Crown Princess Louise. Frederick
William II. presented her with the
new summer residence Of Oranienburg
(which he had had newly decorated
for herr on her first birthday as crown
princess At the end of the day he
asked her If she still had wish un
gratif1ed. The only thing left for her
to wish for. said Louise, was hand
full Of gold for the poor. How big?"
asked the king GAS large as the heart
Of my generous papa" was her an
swer, and she had no reason to be dis
satisfied with the result This princess
who was so much loved when queen
consort, was one Of the two lovely
daughters of Prince Charles Of Meek
lenburg.-"A Mystic on the Rr2ssin
/ F11n0 " ~
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Ono on tho Spy.

Rev. Evan Jones of Carnarvon
wrote his "reminiscences for a Welsh
paper. One Of the best is that Of a
wealthy church member who was sus
pected of not contributing as Provi,
dence had prospered him and was ap-
preached upon the subject by coura,
geous brother.
ut was noticed" he said. shat you
placed two halfpennies In the collec:
ton box
Ibid you find half sovereign In the
box also?"
"Yes," replied the censor.
"Did you find two half sovereigns
there?" =
mo" was the reply.
SWELL" replied the suspect, If you
must know it, put that half sovereign
between the two halfpennies, and !
advise you in future to ask your spies
to use spectacles when they pry into
their fellow worshipers' affairs"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Confoundino a Braooart.

Conrounotu9 a oFd99dre.
At the time when Louis Napoleon was
president of the French republic the
commander at Lyons was General Cas-
tellane, an old soldier whose stern rule
kept in check the riotous spirits Of that
disorderly city. One of the most bois-
ferrous Of the latter was barber, who
openly boosted that he only waited for
the opportunity Of Kidding the city OF
its stern commander. The general
heard Of the threat and one afternoon
ordered his coachman to drive to the
BARRIERS shop. Leaving his carriage,
the general entered the shop unattend
ed, took a seat In a vacant chair and
desired the barber to shave him. The
astonished braggart performed the op
Oration as well as his nervousness
would permit. When he had finished
the general. while paying him. quietly
said:
Monsieur. since you have not availed
yourself of the opportunity to cut my
throat which have given you. would 1t
not be wise for you to refrain from ut
tering threats that you have not the
courage to carry out?"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Won a Grim Smile.

A certain European regiment sta
toned in northern India has colonel
who has only once been seen to laugh
A private Of this corps. while IA
prisoner in the guard room for mill
tary offense, bet the sergeant of the
guard rupees that he would make
the commanding officer laugh when be
was taken before him.
In due course, after reading the
charge, the colonel asked the prisoner
"HaFe you anything to sayY'
II won't say anything more about IL
sir. II you WON'T" was the unexpected
reply.
The grim face relaxed. but the stern
decision came all the same:
fourteen days confined to bar
racks."-London Answers.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Tho New Maid.

Mrs. Brown-Jones (which isn't her
name at all. nor nothing like it, has a
new parlor maid. Last Thursday was
Mrs. BIS day at home. Six callers
were at the door, and each preferred
her card.
Hilda looked the cards over care
fully one by one.
"Youse ladies iss all wronk" she de
cided finally. lone of your tickets iss
fer Mrs. Choseph Thompson. one iss
Ter Mrs. Miller, one ISIS fer Miss Chenks
and Miss Mabel Chenks-and den
dere's tree odders. all wronk names.
yet. Try next door, Goodbye
Then she went back to her mistress.
'None of 'em wanted to see you." she
beamed DER tickets vas fer odder
houses. ! guess maybe dey amt lifted
here longr'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Tho Tact Market.

Chancellor James r. Day was once
advising a young undergraduate OF
Syracuse university to cultivate tact
''But, alas" he said, Il fear that advice
on such a subject must always be
wasted. On tact the last word was
spoken by Barley d'Aureville when ht
said:
"'If tact could be bought only those
already possessed Of it would want to
buy it,"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Bedridden.

Eyes, ma'am," said Harry the hobo
II know l look like strong man. but
out of my fifty years Of life I've spent
over sixteen years in bed"
why. you poor mani" replied the
lady sympathetfcally, handing him a
quarter. What has been the trouble
paralysis?"
mo. ma'am," said Harry, lest a
regular habit of sleepin' eight hours a
day. ma'am.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
"Whiten q Misnomer.

The fallacy of the average English
man who regards black as white has
been noted ~ Mr. G. K. Chesterton
fhc english writer. People" he writes
never ask whether the current color
language is always correct. Ordinary
sensible phraseology sometimes calls
black white; 1t certainly calls yellow
white and green white and reddish
brown white. We call wine white
wine which Is as yellow as Bluecoat
boys legs. We call grapes white
grapes which are manifestly pale
green. We give to the European, whose
complexion is sort Of pink drab, the
horrible title Of white mana picture
more bloodcurdHng than any specter
In Poe"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
New Years eve. which Is sacred to

New Years eve. which Is sacred to
st. Sylvester, Is celebrated In Berlin
by the blowing Of tin horns. the ring
ing of bells and all other devices for
making q noise. The only horseplay
INDUCED in is at the expeL-e OF the
wearer of the silk tile. Any one on
the street is privileged to bring his
cane down on the crown of the offend
ing headgear as hard and as often us
he can. When the man with the dilap-
dated hat complains to the police the
only consolation he gets is. 1T serves
you right for wearing it on Sylvester
night"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Tho Cleaning,

whats the cleaning, Uncle vii
uamY'
"Well, before a man is married it Is
the time to take a walk with the cir
he loves, but after he is married 1t Is
the time he falls over rocking horses
and building blocks on the parlol
door."-London Telegraph.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Her Quick Wit.

He-Your new hat Is charming. but
fancy it doesn't go well with that
dress. She tenchanted,-Oh, you dear
old hubby, SO you really mean to bu!
me dress as we'll?
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19

Practiced What He Preached.
Hills-Gruet says that he believes in
keeping in touch with his fellow men
Mills-Well. there aren't many Of them
that he hasn't touched.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Board at Reasonable Rates.

Persons desiring either perma-
nent or transient board can get
same at reasonable rates at the
Wilson House, 104 Muse street.
Mrs. Lizzie Allison Wilson.
Adv. 12-3-1m.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Merely Hint.

Kitty-Harry says he loves me for
myself alone. Bertha-I suppose that's
his way Of saying your mother must
be kept out of the MISUNDERSTANDING
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
a Rriuht Idea,

Theater Manager-I can't use your
play, sir. It's too long for the stage
Amateur Playwright-But, say-aw-
look here-aw! Can't you lengthen the
stage you know?
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
For q Rainy DAY,

Mrs. Exe-My husband has some
thing laid aside for a rainy day. Mrs
Wye-I know tiny husbands um
hre!lai
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Thu RAason.

Il think the picture lacks atmos-
phere," said the kindly critic.
"Fact is" said the artist. II had a
hard time raising the wind while was
Uaintinp"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
Such an Aid.

Young Wife-Somehow ! cannot &c,
my bread to rise. Hub.-Why don't
you set the alarm clock ?-Boston Tran
script.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1912-12-19
DR.. ChaS. w. Purnell
OPTOMETRIST

Will be in his Office, No. 4 Locust
street
Saturday, December 21st and
Everyday Until Janu-
airy 9th.
Modern Eye Instruments and
Methods of Examination.
Three and a half years practice
in Cambridge, and permanent To-
cation is my guarantee of satisfac-
ton.
Phone ASIA. No. 4 Locust st.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
Public Library Opened.

The committee from the Wo.
IN ms Club have opened the
Public Library over the PEG
pies Bank. Tue room has been
tastefully fitted w. and is an
ideal place to read for a while
on Wednesday evenings and
Saturday afternoons of each
week. There are any mum Der
of good books nt;" and the com.
mit,ee ere planning on some
new ones right away. Any one
having books or Ma :. zis,es to
give away, give them to the
Library aud help d good thing
along.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
Literary Club Entertained.

The Womans Literary Club
met with Mrs. Cameron last
Friday afternoon with twenty
members present. The Club
voted to give twenty dollars to
the Library Committee to buy
new books. The program was
an interesting one about Mat
erlick. A book review of the
Blue Bird was given by Mrs.
Kidder. Materliek life was
given by Mrs. Wichman aud
discussion lead by Mr.. Jones,
The next meeting will be in
two weeks with Mrs. Forbes.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25

Wednesday morning in St.
Johns church a very pretty
Wedding was solemnized, when
Carl Braun and Miss Regina
Kaiser were united i'll bonds OF
holy wedlock By FIR. Ridder.
The bride was handsomely
gowned in white Nesaliue and
was attended by her sister as
brides maid. The groom was
dressed in conventional black
Frank Braun a brother of
groom was best man.
A wedding dinner was served
at the home of the groom's par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. Math Braun
to the immediate families OF
the happy couple.
Carl is the oldest son of Nath
Braun and is great favorite
and one of the most substanti.
al of the younger business men
of the city.
The bride is a daughter of
Mr. aud Mrs. Peter Kaiser Of
White Rock, 5. D., and is vel!
aud favoraoly known in this
city.
The bridal couple left on the
evening train for the North and
West for short wedding trip
They viii! make their home in
This city, where Carl -is associ
a'ed with his father ia the mill.
Ing business.
This young compile have the
best wis:ies of a host of friends.
Two brothers of the groom
Frank and Tony came home
from st. Joe Academy aud the
brides family were the out OF
towns guests at the wedding.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
Summons.

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA
County Of Richland.
In District Court, Fourth Judicial District.
Eta Maud Kelley, plaintiff.
vs..
Edward J. Kelley. defendant.
The State of North Dakota to the above
named defendant:
You are hereby summoned to answer the
complaint in the above entitled action. which
is filed in the Office of the clerk of the District
Court of the Fourth judicial District, In and
for the County of Richland and State of North
Dakota, and to serve copy If your answer
to the said complaint on the subscriber. at
his Office in the City of Wahpeton ip said
County and State. within thirty days after the
service Of this summons upon you. exclusive
of the day Of such service and in case of your
failure to appear or answer. judgment will be
taken against you by default for the relief
demanded in the complaint.
Dated at Wahpeton, April 10, 1919
FOLSOM Dow,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
P.O. Address, wahpetop. North Dakota.
To the above named defendant please take
notice that the summons and complaint in
this action was filed in the once of the Clerk
Of the District Court In and for the County of
Richland and State Of North Dakota on the
18th day Of April. 1913.
FOLSOM Dow,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
6eyA Ne,pl,bers Entertained.

The Roysl Neighbors enjoy
ed a pleasant afternoon with
Mrs. Rivett of Roots addition,
last Tuesday afternoon. One
of our charter members. Mrs
Boehlke of Fergus Falls. was a
guest. A letter from Head
Camp was read stating that it
would be over two years before
any possible raise in rates could
take place and even then it
would not be probable.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25

Eplooopal Church S0evieo.
Services will be held in the
Episcopal church next Sunday
April 23th, as follows: Morn.
ing Prayer aud sermon 1890
q. N.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
Auction Sale.

E G. Estes will hold his next
sale Saturday April 9th at his
warehouse in Wahpeton. The
list below will be part of the
goods sold.
2 extension tables
l fancy commode
high grade sewing machine
drop head
3 wash stands
commode
lounge
2 Axe iron beds
3 Oak dining chairs leather
seat
l high back rocker leather
seat.
2 high back arm chairs
1 pallor table
9x12 rug
truck wagon
moving machine
buggy
l 3 piece bed room suit, bircl,
folding bed new
And a lot of miscellaneous ar.
ticlee.
If you have q house or lot fol
sale, see s. s Cameron at the
Times Office.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
The Boston Dry Goods Store
Notice.

The Supt. of Water Depart
ment is hereby ordered to pro-
coed at once to collect all de-
linquent water rent. Also to
turn off the water from services
where rent is unpaid.
BY order of City Council.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
Society Co|umn-~-
Congregational Aid Mot.

VOU VdtI0tJ0J SJU uyUts
The Ladies' Aid met yester-
day at Burch Hail with Mre.
Smith and Misses Ristow an1
Mason, with a large attendance.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1912-04-25
Trinity Guild.

The Ladies of Tsinity Guild
will meet on Thursday after.
noon of this week at the home
of Mrs. l.. r. Mahan.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03

That the signing of a 14-day arms
tice for the discussion of peace be
tween Turkey and the Allies will be
delayed until tomorrow, is the official
announcement today
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03

William W. Morrow, judge of tn
United States circuit court at Sar
Francisco, today announced that he
will retire from the bench ill July, or
the day when he: attains the age o.
seventy years:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03

Special rates. for Island people ct
"PleasaAton Hotel' for all year
round. 6ment
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03

Everything In the nrlnting line at
Star Bulletin, AlaksN street; branch,
Merchant street
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03

Accommodations, Service and Meals
unsurpassed, at the 'Pleasauton IIo-
telAAdYertisement.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03
SEND FOR FREE BOOKLETS

They tell about the Trus-Con line
Of technical finishes and enamels for
all kinds CT painting, damp droofing
and water proofing. .
HONOLULU IRON WORKS CO.
Honolulu
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03
Overnight
FEDERAL
Wireless
To the Advertiser

Crown Prince Danilo of Montenegro
lies critically injured in a hospital at
Riga. according to a dispatch received
a: London from Cettinje He was shot
through the intestines during the as
sault on Scutari King Nicholas is at
his bedside.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-03

Imperial Chancellor Bethmann Holl-
veg uttered plain warning to Rus
STA that in case hostilities should arise
out of the Austrian-Servian difficult
ties, Germany would draw her sword
to assist her ally
New-York tribune., 1912-03-17
.KeMMa MeM
TOASTED
CORN FLAKES

That favor winning
flavor comes from the
flinty little hearts Of
fine W hite c orn.
Cookedfor hours,com
bined with the Kel-
logg Aavoring then
faxed and toasted to
tempting, golden films,
it's the most delicious
food you ever ate.
Get a box today.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-17

Morning after morn
ing, Kellogg's is wei
coined on millions of
breakfast tables from
the Atlantic to the
Pacific. It's the Ma
tons favorite food.
Simply because Of that
greatAavor thatrare,
delicious taste of SUM-
ripened doom, Kellogg S
is everybody favo!ite
from the first taste.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-26
ALASKA SHOWN IN MOTION
Beverly B. DObbs Exhibits Wonderful
Views Of Life In The Far North.

What is undoubtedly the most mar
velous and instructive collection of
motion pictures ever presented in Port
land was shown last night at the
Heilig in a series of Alaska views
representing the work of ten years by
Beverly B. Dobbs, the Arctic photog-
rapher.
The educational value of the motion
picture has been evidenced time and
again, and actual hardships we're at
tendant on the making of the rarely
fine exhibition Mr. Dobbs gave last
evening. Mr. Dobbs has secured
pictures that the most famous scenic
painter could never hope to depict or
the most able lecturer or writer put
into words.
Every picture has a story all It's
own and tells 1t graphically. The
lecturer gave brief explanatory ac-
compartment as the films were reeled
Off and literally carried his audience
with him into the beautiful land OF
the midnight sun, says the Portland
oregonian.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-26
A STITCH IN TINE.
Salem People Should not Neglect
Their Kidneys.

No kidney ailment is unimportant.
Don't overlook the slightest backache
or urinary irregularlty. Nature may
be warning you of approaching
dropsy or fatal Bright's disease.
Kidney disease is seldom fatal II
treated in time, but neglect paves the
way for serious kidney troubles.
Don't neglect a lame or aching back
another day. Don't ignore dizzy
spells, irregular or discolored urine,
headaches, wearinessp or depression
Begin treating the kidneys with the
reliable, time-tried remedy. Doan s
Kidney Pills, For 70 years. Doan's
have been curing sick kidneys and
curing permanently. Endorsed by
grateful people.
Mrs Mary j. Plat, 800 Sixth St.,
Corvallis, Oregon, says: 81 have
used Doan's Kidney Pills and have
found them to be a good kidney
medicine They gave me great re-
lief and consider them unequaled
for backache and other troubles
caused by inactive Kidneys"
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's- sand
take no other.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-26

c. l., Parsons, secretary and trea-
surer Of the c, H, Ward Drug Co., Pas
adena, Calf, writes: I'VE have sold
and recommended Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound for years. We believe
II to be one of the most efficient ex-
pectoraDts on the market. Containing
no opiates or narcotics It can be given
freely to children, Enough of this REM
edy can be taken to relieve a cold, as
II has no nauseatlng results and does
not interfere with digestion Red
Cross Pharmacy
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-26
Pnis Entn Rnd Hnhli-

Things never look bright to one with
"the blues Ten to one the trouble is
a sluggish liver, filling the system
with bilious poison, that Dr. Kings
New Life pills would expel. Try them
Let the Joy Of better feelings end "the
blues" Best for stomach and kidneys,
25c at j. C. Perry's. 'H&
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-26

at Newburg, says he wanted to get
into the penitentary to study crimin-
ology lie admits firing a building
in klamath Falls, but says he only
did 1t to give that burg a little ex-
citement.