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Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
ALMOST FRANTIC WITH
ITCHING ECZEMA

Eight years aEo I got eczenaa an
ever my hands Ny fingers fairly hIei
ard Il itehed until Il almost drove ne
frantic The eruption began vita
fehfuz under the skin- II SPREAD fa<.
from between the fingers arour1 the
nails and all over the whoBe hands I
got pair OF rubber gloves in order 70
wash dishes. Then e spread al over
the left side OF ny chest A 1ze doc
tor treated the trouble tEo weeks. bar
did me no good cried night and
day Then | decided % TT Cuficura
Soap aud Ointment bat without much
hope as had gone so lorE- There
was a marked change the second day.
and so on until was entirely cured
The Cutioura Soap We have always
kept in our home. and ws deci6et
after that lessen that Il - a cheap
soap In price and the very best IN
quality. Ny husband wfIl use 10 other
soap in his shaving mug gSiE-e'.l
Mrs G. 4 Selby. Rsdonda Reach.
Cal. Jan Is. 1911 AlthouEh Cutfeg-a
Soap and Ointment are sold BY drug
Ei<ts and dealers everywhere. 4 San
pie ot each. With :. paEe book. I'll
Be mailed free On zpplicarion &c
-Cuticurz.- Dept I. Bcstca-
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

The study Of comparative religions
Is becoming E.ore and more popular.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Soak dry bread in cold water. take
out the superfuo1s water BY sqaeer-
ing the bread in the hands. take an
much cold meat chopped ane as bread
II the meat Is very fat use less neat:
mix and season with salt. pepper and
sage. stir in one raw egg 70 bind IL
together. make into small cakes AID
fry II spider They should be rolled
IA -four. and viii fry better IL made
several hours before frying II want
ed for breakfast. get ready 10 fry the
night before. You can use the fat
parts OF flank corn beef or any ether
fatty or unshspely meats you have
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
WASN'T A FIVE O'CLOCK TEA
Class Ore Of CHESS Fsnztics Properiy
Objected 70 GsrrsSeusness
cf His Op7onens

Two elderly chess fanatics we're alb
sorhed in 4 game st the Mechanics
institute in san Francisco recently.
Bo;h were s1eperts and rigid followers
of al the rules q the game. written
and otherwise. For nearly Eve hours
neither had spoken a word Back
ward ard forward. moving and cour-
termoTinE. the game swung With no
Pereeptihle advantage 20 either play
er- Finally one Of the old fellows
made fatal break Quick as a fash
bis opponent moved his knight into
position and softly nurmured.
Cheek
The other player. making 10 erort
70 conceal his displessure. ruse from
the game.
WHAT'S the matter demanded his
friend Going 10 quit
7 certainly am III be hanged n
car play chess with a darned CID chat
tereox, x,--Saturiay Evening Pest
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
True Erousn.


Half the world don-t know bow they
I've themselves Life
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
FIXTURES FOR THE BATHROOM
Mary Novel Aeeessories Are oreree
fer the convenlerce cf tire
t-ou.e~lfe-

Every year something new appears
IN the ray Of bathroom accessories
Decidedly rev are glass twisted towel
rods With nickel-pl2;ed brackets IN
oonioai design. says the I1tianapo-
lis News The twisted glass prevents
the towel from slipping or n. rOas.
a. 20 often kapp~Es With plain gsass
rcds
Another -er .rtzre. which ~fn b~
found useful IN snail bathroom
where Il - impossible 20 have a sta
;iorsry EasAstSzd. is basin ard soap
hoiter q rztser heavy wire. White
e1azelet- his hoider is made 20
spar the bssAtzb froa ore siGe 70 TIE
osser hy means of a heavy wire er-
tsrtizs out on each side Both ends
g this ~f-e ar. nickel plated ana
zae= very sfroax where they clasp
TIE sies- % The tub. Tie whole ar
rzsg-n%nt has Al extension feature
which enables 4 TO @, any With bath
sEa.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Wichita lawyers are vet talking
about the way Wallace p. Baker. Who
was found guilty recently in the dis
trict court OF selling uorrzzSed
property. showed his ignorance o.
married life The prosecuting astor-
ney Tas trying 20 show that Baker
wasn't married He asked Baker the
following questions
Did yoG ever send your wife any
dressesT
Yes. ! sent her four crssxes
Whas kind oS dresses Old youssena
herr
sent ker Cne good dress ane
three common dresses
How much did you pay for the
good dress. Mr.. Baker,
Oh. I guess about A5a-
Tie lawyer put Mr.. Baker down
then and there as a. unmarried nan
aHc poor sueSser--Exchange.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Secure Ooe DOZEN easy cooking sp
ples. pare ard slice thin Nov take a
mixing pan and sift tao quarts OF
white cocr IN Il: make hole In center
znt sl the hole With one and onehalf
cups q sour milk. one ecant teaspoon
Of SOFA one spoon OF salt; no lard
Work IN enough four 20 make a stii
coGgh. roll out on board OF table real
thiz and cut in narrow strips and lay
around sides and in bottom OF pud-
ding pan Nov put in half o; the
sliced apples. With enough sugar to
s~eetsr- sprinkle lightly with einna-
mon and bits Of butter. On top OF this
put another layer OF dough. then the
rest Of the apples and proceed as BE-
fore Put layer OF dough on top aad
cover good with hot wafer and sit
- oven 20 bake about one hour
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

When patients head cannot ee rai&
et 70 drink give any drink frou sposst
Of small china teapot. is enjoyed =.It.a
more than given with spoon- For
bathing eyes or wound use nedicsts1
eotton- much more pleasant for pa
tfert and more sanitary than cloth.
use q small piece on toothp.ck n
svab to cleanse cischarging ears
When medicines are lefr by doctor
IN glasses they must be covered 70
keep out dust ard germs. for these
take heavy writing paper. cut the size
Of top OF glass and attach four small
brass rings. such as are used for fancy
work. one At each side to keep cover
in place. and tine for giving medicine
may be written on cover
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
MENACE IN SPLITTING EVIL
aIIesxtion ts Made That the Habit 10
Responsible for s5 Per Gent
Of corsuurtion Cases

-Ninety-nve per cent OF our con
sumption says the North Carolina
state board Of health. comes from
careless splitting. coughing and snee--
ing particularly On the part Of the
eonsumpsive. but also from people
who are apparently healthy spit Is
frequently laden with deadly disease
germs. particularly that Of eo1sump-
tives.
When ore coughs. spsts Or
sreeEes a great multifute Of tiny
drops o. spitfie are violently expelled
from the mouth and nose The larE-
est Of these drors can - readily sees
A large number of smaller dropiets
can be found II a mirror or piece os
glass Is held before the face when
coughing or sneezi1x- A Tremendous
quantity % stiil smaller droPlets are
discharged in the form % an invis-
ible spray or mist. which foats about
IN the air for some time Scientists
have found that wher a man coughs.
splits O. Sreexes in a large ball o.
room where the air is quiet these
tiny. invisible gern-laden droplets
will foat in the afr for a distance q
Is 20 100 feet These tiny droplets.
in the form or mist or stray. may b
breathed in BY other people. or thev
may settle on objects with which
they come into intimate contact. such
as food and clothing Viewed IN this
light. slch conduct Is az least impo-
lite Furthermore. IL is dangerous
TO the public AZ l-rxe to have careless
people actually eocghinE. sneexizx
and splitting gerrlzden matter into
their faces. even e IL Is Invisible ard
n the form Of ire mist
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
TO MAKE QUICK PUFF PASTE
Proper ingredients ard Best Nethoc
Of Putting Them Together
Given in . Fe~ssNords.

Take one cup % bread -four. one
tablespoon Of lard. seven-eighths Of q
cup Of butter and cold water enough
10 mir- Work the lard into the -four.
using srst the knife. then the tips %
the fingers Moisten TO a dough With
q little cold water. knead one minute
on a slightly Toured board: pat. and
roll out onefourtA inch thick. keeping
the paste wider than ior< and the
corners square. Dot the paste with
small bits % the butter. using one
third OF T. Dredx1 With a little four
fold from tAe ends 20 the center. then
double. making four layers. Pat and
roll out. repeating this till all the but
ter is used. then roll and shape for
U.s.. chill. and bake IN a bot oyen-
The greatest heat must be from the
bottom. no, on top. that the paste may
properly rise. While rising decreas.
the heat II necessary and turn fire.
qoentiy to bake evenly. When fully
risen slip an extra pan under the
paste 10 prevent burning while Il In
ishes baking Under crus, or shells
FOR tarts or PIES should be pricked
With \ fork before baking.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04


TIE toilowinx story rAs told rece1t-
n ey Ass-.n Eas->s 20 a party Of
friends he srfertaizes a. iancheo1-
Down In a little Florida towa TO
rsxrp families live n saant;es about
stones throE apzr- Teey obtain
th~ir drinking water from a shallow
,pen vel located midway between the
tro houses A fenc- which separates
the two yards Is built - 70 ths Vel
on bcth sites Every evening after
ser Gays rork Is eore. Il Is The Gus
tom q one Of the negro zamnies 70
pick aD 6sckets a1d 20 TO the vel for
water. One tay the owner os the
property moved the fence hack about
ten feet from where 4 originally stood
Tat evs1ing When Eliza started oct
With her rail STE nyet her eye on the
fenee ard made straight for IL Walk
Ing hurriecly along the beaten path.
sh~ plunxet into the Shallow well With
. splash Her screams brought in
MEDIATE assistance. and As she climb
ID out and spiet the fence ter feet
asay she Indignantly exclaimed.
Nov. who done moved dat wsIlr >
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

A-ri~ cr~<@@ - prrs-H,ss.
Arf wr1-res ahcrss n r.f--
Bar AE--'e trrss % a--Esr.s.
A-f snr- he-s w=H eralr
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Mrs Edward R. Hewitt. president %
the Wonan's Municipal leaEus. vas
discussing in Ne~ York the movement
for cleaner streets
Nov that women have gone IN for
cleaner streets she said. veil prob
ably gef them Do1't uistrust rcu-
ans fnfueace- L Il everywhere a.
work
Then With a smile. sfrs- Hewitt IT
tered this spisram IN her sex's BE-
half.
Few are the uen Who would have
reached the top o. the ladder IL their
wives hadn't s;easisd il for them
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Slang and rutts1 rhrzse< nay -
brilliantly used art - p,Ss eurre-t
legally. But fer the uoss pa-t they are
rot brilliantly used They serve ehie1y
the lazy mind zld are \ bore Oa@
can. and very many ones %. shirk the
thought process b. The mode % ready
made and ni-1rffrg e1Freszso1s- lis
ss Easy a. lying More assiy. Us as
easy as swearing And very much such
4 slovealE habit ss swearing Very
many Eho might. as early. spszk ans
write English vel groove their uliu6s
with slang and bad usage az the Izz-
xuaxe untii their tsogshts esn hardly
travel out EXCEPT through The furroxs
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
VIA. Difference Dc Il u,..,

Walking behind some eolorsS girls
honexzrt bound frUzn school. IN a
Missouri town once upon a tf-ae. a
visitor overheard the following IN
olzzhlnx and gtSgiing. rick-voieed azd
sparking-eyed assertion ot indivsdr
AMY from one Of them. Yea she
KEEP ne in. and don know trry nc
ocCr Caesar row \ I did befO- ka--
An ef she KEEP ne in txeI Gabriel
oioWs h.s horn wudsen know an 1
wucten care What cIS1rcs IL rake
70 ne what or man Caesar tor~ awzv
yznceh befo' De waws-Eveutnz
Post
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
IrvaIio's Ca,ie,.

One % more nice outlets from
ioin or neck Of mutton. two teaspoon
fuls Of water. one very small stick of
celery. pepper and salt 10 taste. Take
OF all the fet from the outlet. put {,
into stew pan with the other inxredL
ents. stew very gently for nearly cwo
hours and skim OF every particle o,
fat that may rise TO the surface from
time TO time The celery should be
sut in thin slices before IL Is adeed TO
the meat. and care must Be taker not
20 use too much os H. II the water
is allowed to boil fast the outlet vii
be hard Time. two hours very gertly
stewing
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
pUeIous
As,vs wh.t Her Husband Would Say.

A Mich woman tried Postum be-
cause coffee disagreed with her and
her husband Tea Is Just as harm
fsl as coffee because 1t contains eaf
feire-ihe same drug found in eos.
fee She writes:
My husband was sick for three
years with catarrh Of the bladder. and
palpitation OF the heart, caused by
coffee Was unable TO work at al
and in bed part Of the time
4 had stomach trouble. was weak
and fretful so / could not attend to
ny housework-both OF US using cos
fee all the time and not realizing il
was harmful
One morning the g-ocers wife
said she believed coffee was the cause
Of our trouble and advised Postum /
took II home rather dubious what my
husband would say-he was fond Of
coffee
But took coffee right OF the table
and We haven't used a cup Of II since.
You should have seen the change in
Us. and now my husband never cou.-
plains Of heart palpitation any more.
Ny stomach trouble went away In two
weeks afte. began Postum Ny chill
dren lore II. and ii does them good,
which can't be said of coffee.
"A lady visited Us who was usually
half sick I told her I'd make her q
cup Of Postum She said ii was taste
less stun. but she watched me make
II. boiling it thoroughly for Is minutes.
and when done. she said II was splen-
did Long boiling brings out the IA
vor and food quality Name given BIZ
Postum Co. Battle Greek, Mich
Look in pkgs for tie famous little
book. The Road to wellrfIle."
Evux res1 - ak~xe Beffrrf 49,
- aDu~4ss fEum tnne 90 e1ze. They
- o.1uznA fRUss - eua e hs1as
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
% OF THE PEOPLE

sE-e- frou HEADACHES. BILIOUS
NESS. CONSTIPATION. DIZZINESS.
COLDS. ETC BONDS LIVER PILLS
CURE all OF these and thsy keep ycu
cured Take one snail Pill I, bed
tine and wake Up well AL druggists
sell them. or send 70 Is II you have
rsV=r tried this unsurpassed remedy
send to Is for a free sample Bonds
Pharmacy Co Little Rock. Ark
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Miss Lillian Russell. at a birthday
supper in New York. was corgrztu-
lated on her unfading beauty and ou
her high spirits.
A woman IS as happy. yoa know.
as she looks pretty
And a man said Der irreriocurcr
oh, man she answered. IL zs
happy as he feels Important
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Dissolve one tablespoonful OF zeIa-
tine In gin OF water. add to II half q
pint OF light sherry. the grated rind
and juice Of one lemon. and Eve table
spoonfuls Of sugar Stir over the Ere
until the sugar is thoroughly dissolved.
thea strain and cool Before II sets
beat into II q pint OF thick cream Half
I'll individual nolds With nne straw
berries. pour the mixture over them
and set on ice until ready TO serve
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

The things are not half SO i'll with
me and you as they might have beer
IS half owing to the number xho
hved faithfully hidden life and rest
IN unvfsited tombs--George Eliot.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Ar the Devon horse shoE = not os
Miss Elsanora Sears vas rets1leSs-
A very stout young woman. the
story rzn. asked Hiss Sears advice
shout her costume fer a fancy dress
ball
I think Of going as Helen of Troy
she ended DO yo1 think It wo1lt
suit me-
Miss Eiszrorz Sears. surveying the
young wou1zr's swelling contours with
O faint smile. answered:
Helen of Troy-0r. perhaps. dont
yoz think. Helen Of Avosrdupois xo.lc
be better
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

A very important Citizen was drawn
en a Jury. 9 week or two ago. and I
met him after he had been discharged
He seemed to think that he vas en-
titled to be on the bench. At the very
least
wha; was your verdict in that
case I asked
The defendant was unanimously
acquitted on the first ballot
Indeed, And how did you vote y
That. SIR. Is one Of the sacred Sc
erets Of the furyroon --Cieveland
Plain Dealer
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Miss Meleher il describing the
commencement exercises OF ! certain
medical college TO Mss BUzgier. said
that she had felt quite zwea whea
the HiproeraEic cath vas admins
tered 20 the graduates
4 should think you would have
Miss BungieT exclaimed in indignant
surprise A hypOcriric oath, nsy-
er heard Of that Something new.
suppose ] shouldn't think any
physician would want to bind himself
10 a thing Ike that
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
nann x.cuun cI..-.-

For use with a vacuum cleaner a
Massachusetts woman has invented a
glove dust being drawn through
tubes inserted in its palm. while small
brushes are provided between the
fingers TO smooth down the nap. OF any
fabric which the suction raises.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
Sracnr Ace

The Young nan breexed iEto the old
mans library.
met your daughter he an
noCneec. Al a Flfth avenue reception
! want 70 marry her next Friday AFT
ernoou al 3-30. She's willing
The Old man turned TO his card
index
Which daughter he asked
It's Miss Ethel
Al right said the old man
Make it 4.30 and III attend the we'd
ding L have an enagegemnt At the
other hour
IL vas so ordered This Is a snzppy
sgeL-Pittsburg Post
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
Melooy Sometimes Becomes vaIsay.

That persons have very diverse IDEAS
and tastes in music vas exsmpliHed in
an incident az a pupils vocal recital
lately A young woman was having
quite 4 struggle with a sorg and one
woman in the audience said to her
companion.
isn't that a beautiful melody
The ether looked bored and said:
1t sounds moTe Ike 4 nalaty TO
ne
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Put three tablespoonfuls OF good vim
egar In = Eat dish: lay the steak on
the vinegar and let II rest for one
half hour. then turn the steak over
and let IT rest in the same quantity OF
vinegar for another half hour. The
toughest steak can be made tender
with this treatment
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Circumstances alter cases even IN
human nature"
Yes Take Jorkins. for instance
Hes one Of those grzndioss Chester
neids WHO would give up his seat in
= lieooaie TO woman and then
make an attempt to lead the saEcc7
orchestra in Nearer. Ny God. TO Thee
as the ship sinks
see On land. Io-kins IS the fet
low at ) O'Clock who horns throuxh-
the women and children and ress a
window seat IN his honebound street
car
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Il f. ar excellent
thing for Chris
iian people to
weigh the reiie
ions OF the World
and for the non
Christians TO real
ixe the power OF
Christianity. One
Of the systems
tha; is being stud
led Is Mohsmme
dsnism. and IL 10
held By some to be
4 stepping stone
TO Christianity.
In examining
the various sys-
tens Of religion
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
WIRE FENCING

boch welded and wrapped fcr st,ek
p-ss- pc1lrrY. garden ant Lwn. All ssx.S-
GOD neavy hog proof - fence fer rss..-
al kf1cS- galvanized and PAINTED s-@sI-
runoSr and gravel coated We hav~ a
socc rubber roofing for &C square Al
complete send trial order Nertioa ri,
pap<r- P1dgeon-ThoraS Iroa c. A. =
~ ID ST. Memphis. lem
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
WHO DOES WRITE THE JoKEs7
Principally the Professional Funny
Man. which Easily Explains Their
SAD Quality.

Ho~ are jokes maie- The funny
bone of the American people demands
n thousand ne~ pleasantries every
day. The doctors say that our dfa-
phraEms must be tickied or We will
die How can anybody sit down and
deliberately make up jokes that will
tickle u.s.
The main source Of newspaper Jokes
Is the professional funny man. The
funny man works IN various ways. A
crude beginner az the Joke trade usual
ly opens the dictionary at random and
begins 10 look for words to make psIrs
on He comes 70 the word -horse
That reminds him of horse sense .
SO he frames the following little John
ny and teacher anecdo;e:
-lohnny.- said the teacher. write
sentence using the words horse
sense Johnny wrote: One nIxht
pa forgot TO lock the stable and he
hasn't seen his horse sense-
This joke is duly published In the
funny column of the metropolitan "a
Per A magazine writer. seeing the
story in a country paper. thinks it
original and exclusive. He steals /,
and sells II to a weekly magazine OF
national circulation. Prom this maEa-
zine London editors grab the little Jest
and Il IS now ahoat on the vide ocean
OF English language and Il probabi-
viii outlive the man who wrote Il.
Nest OF the anecdotes that IN the
funny columns never happened in real
He They are the brain children os
some hired jester Who doses on anec-
eo'es- There is a pun right there.
The professional funny nan would
Ponder that a minute. then perhaps
Ercd1ce a rhyme like this:
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Hubby-You know. dearest. that you
are my star.
Wifey-Do you mean a sky star or
q stage starr
Hubby-Oh-er-why-
wifey. because If you mean the lat
ter. want TO tell you that your star
doesn't handle as much money as an
ordinary soubrette.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
Eaa Hint.

when separating the whites from
the yoIks Of eggs. II you accidentally
break the yolks into the whites dip q
clean cloth in warm water and wiring
it dry. Touch the yoIk which has
dropped with point Of this cloth ans
a. will cling to II at once.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
Made Wedding Realistic.

At the Wedding Of a Leicester
tEng) fireman. solemnized In the
ruins Of q half-burned church, the
bridegroom was conveyed to the cere-
nony On a motor hreengine. and his
comrades formed an arch Of axes for
the newiy-nsrrist pair.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
Easy to Defy Evil Spirits.

The Chinese believe that evil spir.
its are able TO move only in straight
lines and that they cannot penetrate
through solid matter. therefore the
problem Of keeping them out Of a
dwelling or garden seems to them
q simple matter.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

When the dust Of business 80 nus
your room that II threatens TO ehoke
you. sprinkle II with the water os
prayer. and then ycu can clean II ON,
with comfort and expeditiou-J.ns.
Stalker.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Cut peaches in halves. I'll eenters
With chopped nuts. mixed with Mayor
naise dressing. Place halves toseth-
er and roll IN chopped nuts Serve
on lettuce leaves
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

At the s09-year-old AUdIem church.
In Cheshire, England. the curfew Is
regularly rung. after which the date of
the month Is tolled. a survival OF the
times when no almanacs existed.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Chiefly for the use Of naturalists Is
q new cane containing a compass.
double lens. thermometer. sand glass.
knife blade and kettle 10 hold spect
mems Of flowers or insects.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

A splenGid and highly recommended
remedy for tired. weak. infamsG eves
and grsnaEated syelids. Is Paxtine Ar
tisePtie, AT druggists. sc bcx or seut
Icstp2id c1 receipt of price by Ths
Paxton Toilet Co. Bcsson. Mass
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
No Wife's coosira for IT,

Mrs Crimsonheak-This paper szys
that rarely Indeed iS a wealthy Turk
seen At his Eife's dinner table
Mr- CriusorSeak Yes. l under
stand the Turks live a Eonx tim.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

It's easier for a mother to train IN
her son in the way he should 60 thar
II Is for her to prevent him from 60
ing some other wOnan's way a few
few years later.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
When Your Eyes Need Care

~ Mzrsze I've Rez@ly- Ne snar-szr-r-~as
Flz--Acts orickly- TrT u for Ret. wax
Nasery kyes a11 Grzrll 1t<s1 ETelits. Elzs-
t-1teA bcck In earh R@<ka<~- Eu-1n< h.
cszre1.fe1 ~ c,r usrlsss-l1lr ~sa.enE N~s-
rtze -egr zset = szrr~sscIi PeFsieiznsr Pa
uce fcr Ex1F r-1-- >o- 9-.tszss-f - s>- Pa
= s71 - a y nrzs<1Et az - .s4 - ssr adrIIs.
Sz--s Gss save n Ass7tie Tzoez- - az4 k..
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Csstoner-I want n ton Of coal
Dealer-Yes. sir. What size.
Ccstonsr-Wen. II It's ros asking
too much I'd Ike TO have a ..eo9-
pound tOn--BrookIyn Life.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

There is no bette, disinfectant than
= card Of common matches set In .
dish Of water In case Of contagious
diseases set several saucers Of these
around through The kcase.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

One rezps what one sowx-
ALLOW ne to 6ire- With you
How So
When one sows Wild cats ere gen
orally reaps a crop Of iemorx-
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
Jgss-That deaf and dun

~'.es-L LAt ceaf and dumb Eouaa
certainly = sar-uEcus.
JzggS-Is that So
JlEzs-Tes- When no oue Is around
ior her 10 talk 10 she makes Ter right
hand talk 10 her left
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Those who are quite satisfied 81,
stiii and do nothing: those who arc
not quite satisfied are the sole benz
fse;crs Of the worid-Iandor-
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

II man isn't sufficiently original
to manufacture his own lies he should
stick to the truth.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
PIessan, Festure q NtIn,.r-

There is this cheerful fact about
winter; Nobody makes any no1ey hy
starting a report that the crops have
been ruined--St Louis Times.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04

Every time girl sees a handsome
young man she wonders whose sweet
heart he Is.