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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08

Unless there Is daily action Of the bow
els, poisonous products are absorbed,
causing headache, biliousness, nausea,
dyspepsia. We wish you would ssk your
doctor about correcting your constipation
Nv <skine Ian ssive doses OF Ayers Pills.
M.a, Nv tie J.C. fEr7 co. Lowell "a;
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
Thoroughbred Duroe Sow and 10 Pigs.

FARMING IMPLEMENTS, ETC.
o,.No 4 BROWN wagon 4-nch tread good as
new with new 90 bushel bed good cart. square
harrow. Brown clltvato Vulcan t%o-hSrS s plO o%
double shovel plows lot 9! single, aou0 d ,Iare
Chains one set OF cart gears several sets plow
gears collars and brides, wagon SADDLE; SONIC SONIC
leather halters, and great many articles moi i'en-
"HTTFSRMS OF SALE-A credit OF IL months wlll DC
given on sums of $40 and over. purchaser 10 gNe
Negotiable note bearing interest IRON date payaoe
al either bank in Shepherdstown snde[ 'V Sasn
No property 10 DC on anything offered
for sale. j. ~ i'i- "
J. W. Dodd, Auctioneer.
McQuilkln and Gardner. Clerks.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08

Saturday. March End, 1912,
the following personal property:
s Head Of Horses ond Colts.
old one OF them good wagon and plow leader,
and in foal. One fine black Cleveland Bay horse
five years old. One black half Percheron stallion 3
years old. bred by the Shenandoah horse Cesar.
Two heavy draft colts coming two years old.
TWELVE HEAD OF CATTLE.
Eight cows. six will be fresh in March One Dur
ham bull two years old. Three yearlins calves.
Two heifers. One Angus bull
IL HEAD OF HOGS
Four brood sows. one has pigs by her side /: 10
fine shoats
FARMING IMPLEMENTS, ETC.
Two farm wagons. one Brown and one Stude-
baker, both good horse rake, disc and other har-
rows. plows, single, double and treble trees crowd
stick log chains breast chains cow chains, some
empty barrels, Rin,ol wheat ian, Deerng mower
riding cultivation Mccormick corn binder. pair OF
shelvings, lot OF blacksmith TOOLS lot OF corn spuds
hand corn planter. two-horse Surrey in good con-
dition. farm cart. lawn mower. 500 bundles OF !od-
hundred. set OF wagon bells, farm BELL block and
tackle, and many other articles not mentioned
TERMS OF SALE-A credit OF II months will
be given on all sums OF $40 and over. purchaser TO
give ms note, with approved security. negotiable
and payable at the Bank OF Charles Town, bearing
interest from date. Under $40 cash. No properly
10 be removed until settled ior. No poStponement
A. NJ. M NJ MOIER
J. w. Dodd Auctioneer.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
~ HEAD OF CATTLEI

Seventeen mich cows, II will be fresh by day Of
SALE four iull-bred Holsteins with second calves.
one half Holsteln and hall Gurnsey Holstein he'll
er, years old, very fine Jersey COW. Among
these cows will be found some very heavy mixers
and good butter cows. Two fuil-bred Holstein
bulls, | and 2 years old Balance young heifers
Two Holstein bull calves. Durham bulls one and
two years old
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
PUBLIC SALE.

works well and leader. No. 2, TOpsy bay mare
rising years old, is an exceptionally line mare in
working qualities, cannot hitch her wrong. No. 3,
Nancy bay mare rising years old. with ioal by
Stouffer's grey Percheron horse. will work any
where except singe-lne. The above three mares
have all taken first and second premiums at Nor
CANS Grove fair No. 4, Nellie Brown, 10 years
an extra fine brood mare and general purpose,
mostly used as family mare, No. S. black horse.
Charley rising years old, works most anywhere
hitched, and a No. | barshare leader. No. 6. black
horse. Barney. rising years old, works most any
colt 10 months old. No. s, black mare colt emonths
old Both OF these colts were bred from Stouffer S
grey percherOn horse
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
40 HEAD OF HOGS
Five fat hogs. 3young sows.l boar. balance shoats
FARMING IMPLEMENTS.

Two wagons. Columbia 4-horse wagon iron
wagon 3-inch tread 2 wagon beds. panel bed, Ca
pacity 65-bushel. bo1-bed, Deering binder. Oil
yer barshare plows. Osborne mower. 2 pair spread
ers single. double and treble trees grain cradles
forks. Superior grain drill 3 wooden shoveis. bar
rel copper kettle. shelvngs spring harrows, hay
fork, rope and puleys, Myers car for wooden track
HARNESS-Two sets front gears, set, Yankee
harness, 2 sets breechbands 2 sets buggy harness
sets plow gears. wagon saddle. pair check lines,
wagon lines. brides, collars. lead reins. set
butt traces and many other articles too numerous to
mention
TERMS OF SALE-0n all sums OF $40 and under
cash on ali sums over $40 credit of months will
be given purchasers 10 give notes with approved
security il notes not paid al maturity interest
will be chsrsed from day OF sale No goods 10 be
removed until settled ior -Four per cent off for
cash. Sale 10 begin al o'clock A. NJ.
CHAS. E. REMSBURG.
NJ c. Eakle Auctoneer
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
IA HEAD OF CATTLE

Five milk cows one now fresh and one will be
fresh by day OF sale two are good Jerseys one will
be fresh in April and one in May. Five good steers.
will weigh 100 pounds Two bulls comiLg 2 years
old, one wellbred Durham and the other Jersey.
II;
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
PUBLIC SALE.

will offer at public SALE to the highest IT, e SSsa,
positively without reserve. at my paJe oh s on
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08

Five fine shoats will weigh from 50 to 100 pounds.
one young male hog, one sow with pigs by her soe'
FARMING IMPLEMENTS.
One No. Brown wagon. 8 IL inch tread, with
bed both good as new; 10th Century manure
spreader in good running order; Osborne binder IN
good running order almost as good as new Us
borne horse rake 10 feet wide, good as new NIL
waukee mower good as new. with two knives ;
John Deere check-row corn planter with lO0 Iods
of chain in good running order Bcktord and Hull
man Grain drill in good running order, Jog lana rol,
Ter, No 10 Oliver chilled plow. double Snovei
blows, slab drag. springtooth lever harrow, Seen
tific corn planter pair 1877. shelvings, iallingop
buggy. trap Surrey with pole in good order, hun
bred feet OF hay rope fork and pulleys. Buckeye
automatic corn planters. single, double and Genie
trees 2 four pronged forks three -pronged FORKS
two-pronged fork. pair spreaders, pair breast
chains, digging iron. mattocks, 80 grain SACKS
HARNESS-Two sets front harness, sets ploW
gears 4 collars, brides. wagon saddle. wagon
line sets carrying straps, leather haters. sets
double harness, some corn. about IL tons OF nay
LOT OF old junk and many other articles too numer-
TERMS OF SALE-A credit OF months will be
given on all sums of $40 and over purchaser to give
hi. note. with approved security. negotiable and
payable at the Farmers Bank in Shepherdstown'
bearing interest from date Under $40 cash. NO
property to be removed until settled Tor; Sale 10
begin at 10 o'clock A. M. A. L. kNopE'
J. w. Dodd, Auctioneer.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
Thursday February Is, 1912,

commencing at 10 o'clock a. m. Fifteen head OF
horses and colts, 46 head OF cattle Holstens, mix
cows, bulls and some AyrShires and Jerseys. all
in excellent condition. will be sold Many OF the
horses are heavy draft stock. and no finer lot OF
either horses or cattle has ever been sold in the
county. This sale affords farmers an opportunity
10 get hgh-class stock from which TO breed.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08

Fora good horse Of any kind 90 to
VanMetre's sale at Kearneysville Februa-
~ I'D.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
PUBLIC SALE.

undersigned. intending TO discontinue farming
,,,;i, sell without reserve on E. E MilleIs iarn
near Winebrenner's Roads. on the road Leading
from Winebrenner' X Roads to Swan Pond' on
Thursday, February %, 1917,
the following personal property
IN Head of Horses and Colts
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
PUBLIC SALE.

TIL. undersigned, intending TO discontinue larin-
ing and move 10 town. will sell witn2n On
TIE BiIlmyer farm. one mile norm OF SnepnSIuSs t
and iour mile. southeast OF Scrabble. on the Shep-
herd pike. on 800
Tuesday, February II, 1912,
the following personal property:
7 Head of Horses and Colts.
M Ro,e sorrel mare 10 years old. works any
,,,rs,e hitched. in foal No. 2, Nell. grey mare ~
ss,rs did works anywhere hitched, IN foal. NO. s.
6ayy. roam horse years old. WORKS any"n S.,s
where except lead No. 5, Star. bay mare coming
bi,cI horse coming years old. No I. black geld
ing coming years. All tne aoo's noi 'e 'oA''0
and free from bemishes
II HEAD OF CATTLE.
Five head of milk COWS, one is fresh now. and
two viii be fresh by day OF sale. Two are gElng
bull coming years old balance thrifty young cattle
S HEAD OF HOGS.
IN, good brood SOW will fanow in April, 4 shoats
weighing about IS pounds each.
FARMING IMPLEMENTS.
One heavy Brown wagon No. No. Brown
wagon good as new, Deering binder nearly new
III cut DeeTng mower in good running ORDER;
s-ioot cut. Deerng hay rake. 9. #. wide in good
order, Superior grain drill good as new. Iig edi
corn planters, disc, sword with cham IN gooo
order, Deere cultivator new, Brown cultIvatot IN
good order. No. 20 Oliver chilled pows. double
Shovel plows, 2 haTows, | new lever NARROW SI
Wooden-frame harrow, pair l8,ft hay ladders, ial-
1nod order one-horse basket sleigh, hundred
ieet hay rope, fork and pulIeys, single. double ana
treble trees, ourprong forks 2threeop1ong ioLks,
pair spreaders pair breast chains. z pairs Dun
traces, shoyels digging iron mattocS orlar scy,he,
40 grain sacks pair Stewart horse clippers cutting
box, grindstone. HARNESS-Two sets oreech-
ings. set front harness, 5 sets pow gears, COL
lars' brides, new wagon saddle. wagon line,
check lines sets carrying straps. lot oil OLD Junk
and many other articles including lot oil chckenS.
TERMS-A credit OF IL months will be given on
all sums OF $40 and over, purchaser 10 give MS note
with approved security. negotiable and payable al
the Farmers Bank in Shepherdstown. bearing IN
terest from date. Under $40 cash. No property to
be removed until settled Tor. James Hopper W" ia
have lunch stand at this sale. Sale 10 begin al IL
O'Clock A. M. ,,-.-,,,, -,,rrrrt,
J. W. Dodd. Auctioneer. c,.-,,,
W. T. McOuikn and HARDWOOD Burkhart Clerks
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
16 GOOD EWES!
18 HEAD OF HOGS!

Two SOWS Win pigs ny llSlI sluS AIN ~ "'"S
shoatS weighing about bO pounds.
FARMING IMPLEMENTS, ETC.
One No. Brown wagon and bed in good con-
dton, New Idea manure spreader good as new.
Deering binder, 6-foot cut, Deering mower, penn-
two corn planters, one Black Hawk and one IT,
ger barshare plows, two Vulcan and one Oliver
chill, new seed sower, fallingtop buggy IN GOOD
order, hay ladder, hanoWs, cultVators, one
Brown nearly new and one Deere one single ana
one double shovel plowS, single, double and treble
trees, middle ring. plow springs, pair spreaders.
65 grain sacks, brar scythe, grind stone, BAKER
wheat fan in good condition, garden ploW coi1
shelter about 30 gallons vinegar, three-pIongea
forks, -pronged forks, fodder FORK. shoves.
digging iron, mattoc :; hammer and wedges, h-cu'
saw. cutting box, hedge trmmers. harpoon nay
fork farm bell. HARNESS--Two sets oIeecnlngs'
BRIDES haters, pair check lines. set OF good SIN
Gle harness, Morgan saddle riding bride, about 10
bushels corn some hay and fodder.
Household and Kitchen Furniture.
One iron bed, spring and mattress, spring cot and
mattress 81 yards rag carpet, rs yards Japanese
mating, IL ards extra heavy mating YARDS Of
oil cloth, lot of dishes, set OF knives and FORKS,
cooking utensils, washing machine ana wringeI,
churns rifle ice cream freezer, curtain rods. lamps,
chunk stoves and one coal stove large IRON Kettle
and ring 100 pounds lard lot OF one gallon stone
Jars. loft walnut extension table. chamber SET
bushel Of fall onions, 5-rallon Jar S.gallon jar
sides, 90 Barred Plymouth Rock chickens. all good
Young hens, a pair OF fine turkeys.
TERMS OF SALE--A credit OF months VIII oe
given on all sums OF 5000 and over. purchaser 10
give his note with approved security. negotiable and
payable at the Farmers Bank in Shepherdstown,
with interest from date. Under $40 90 cash. Meat
lard and chickens cash. Sale TO begin at 10 clock
No postponement on account OF TeathHeLl pp
l. w Dodd, Auctioneer.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
LIVE STOCK SALE
OF FINE
Horses and Holstein Cattle.

The undersigned will have his second annual sale
of live stock at his farm situated one mile west OF
Harper's Ferry on the Charles Town and Harpers
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
IL HEAD OF CATTLE!

Six milk cows one has calf by her side, three
were fresh in late fall, two will be fresh in spring
or early summer: one heller is close springer one
bull coming two years. The balance are unn"
vounp cattle
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
On Monday, March q, l9lZ

No i leader and will work anywhere hitched. NO.
: black horse. Colonel coming six years OLD. No:
leader and viii work anywhere hitched fearless
and safe for women to drive. No. 3 roam morse
Sam coming six years old. has been worked some
in the lead 10 shovel plow and harrow. No; 4, pay
horse Dutch. coming four years old. good strap
horse, works with strap anywhere. hitched and
drives double or single. No. 5. chesinqi SORE,
horse Wood, coming four years old, hall Hackney
and fine STYLE. good strap horse. works with strap
Anywhere hitched. drives both double and single
No 6 on-grey mare Polly coming iour 1 years Sau;
half Hackney line style bred lot Ios s sn1 ss
wears old, Tree goer. good driver These horses are
fearless OF steam and automobiles and safe Tor "a
dies 10 drive No. g. yearling mare colt, line enc
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08

Owens & Miller's cough syrup will
give you relief.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
PUBLIC SALE.

Intending TO discontinue farming. will offer with
out reserve. at my residence, Col. Blacks farm
about three miles northeast OF Charles Town. and
hall mile north OF Halown. on
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
PUBLIC SALE.

Having rented my farm. will offer al public sale
n my residence half mile south OF Engles Station.
and l-2 miles north OF Halltown, near the Shep-
herdstown pike, on
Saturday. March End, 1912,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
PUBLIC SALE.

inc will cell al public sale. al Fruit Hill farm known
as the Andrews farm. about miles northwest VI
Shrnherdstown
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
,s HEAD OF CATTLEI

Seven milk cows. four giving milk now and three
will be fresh by day OF sale, one OF them is thor
ouahbred Ayrshire and one half-bred, also one
heller. half-bred. two bulls, one thoroughofsso
Jersey, the other Durham. the rest young thriU
cattle.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
Is Head of Cattle!

Four milk COWS, three OF which are fresh. 5steers
weighing $50 10 go pounds heifers, one and TWO
years old. Holsiein bull IS months old.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
FARMING IMPLEMENTS. ETC.

One large Durham COW five years old. one large
Durham heer coming two years, one Jersey bull
two years old.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
n HEAD OF CATTLE.

ev. head Of milk cows, one is fresh now, and
,uo viii be fresh by day OF sale. Two are giving
milk now. Two heifers coming 2 years olo, one
hull Gaming wears old balance thrifty young cslte
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
TWO Good Mules.
3 Head Of Cattle

Bay mule Kit nine years old and black MI
Kate, nine years old, good leader.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08
q HEAD OF CATTLE

Five mich cows four giving milk now. one co MN
be fresh in early spring; one NICE IeiSe' "eiN'
n oil
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-02-08

TIL. undersigned. intending TO discontinue iarin.
inc and move 10 town. will sell withoni IeseIse, o
,ts P,jmyer farm, one mile north OF ShepnerosIowh
and o,Ir miles southeast OF Scrabble. on the Shep
herd pike, on
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08
A Phenomenon

A work man. cndeavoring to cx.
plain to one of his mates what 4
phenomenon was. made the follow
ing attempt:
ITS like this: Suppose you wer1
to 80 out into the country and see
y field of thistles growing
Yes" asscntcd his friend.
We'll. that would not a phenom-
enon."
NO. that's quite clear" agreed
the other man.
But suppose you were to see a
lark singing away up in the sky"
Yes"
We'll. that would not be a phe-
nomenon!"
NO. that also seems clear"
But imagine there is a bull in
the field"
Yes" His friend could imagine
that
Even that would not be phe-
nomenOn."
No"
But now. Bill. look here. Sun
pose you saw that bull sitting on
them thistles whistling like a lark
well. that would be a phenomenon"
-Tit-Bits.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08

A man by the name of Aeavcns.
flOm whom we would have expected
better things, for We are acquainted
with him, IL quoted In a Highland
(Cal.) paper as saying that he has
very poor opinion of Florida as an
orange growing State; that growers
arc Obliged to use SO much fertilizer
that the expense Of raising fruit is
too great. lie also states that gum
disease and foot rot are more com
mon in Florida than in California
on account of the fact that SO many
trees stand with their feet in the
water. The paper goes on to con-
graduate California growers be-
cause Of the clear field they have.
conditions making it SO that Florida
will never be a strong competitor.
We will venture to say that acre
fol acre the California growers us.
twice as much fertilizer as do Flor
ida growers. Possibly not that their
sell needs more. but because they
know it pays We saw many time,
more gum disease in California than
We have ever seen in Florida, and
California is an arid and dry State.
AS for competition, We can only
point to comparative prices received
last season between the California
and the Florida product. We will
admit that conditions have not al
Hays been SO: we know that in the
past the California fruit has had the
call. but 1t was largely because Of
the fact that Californians knew
how to put fruit up right. and tn.
Floridians did not. California
taught us the way, the Florida Cit
rus Exchange has taught that Flor
ida packers must travel in that way,
ard the result is that our best hons
es put up a pack as good as Califor-
MAS best land get more money for
it, Florida Grower.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08


There's a certain politician gal
lavantin' around the country just
now" said a dyed-in-the-wool Taft
man at the customs house. who re-
minds me Of an old negro who used
to work for my father. He's bound
to be boss.
''Old Ike was given a job one day
by father cutting up some wood In
the back yard. Dad gave Ike quar-
ter to do 1t. Later In the day he
went out and found the old negro
sitting on a stick and directing the
work of another black. who was in
dustriously cutting and saving.
"'Why. Ike remarked dad,
didn't I pay you to do this work.
"'Yessuh. boss. yo' sho' did,
"'Well. why aren't you doing IT,"
asked father.
"'Well. boss, it's dis a way: l
reckon it's wuf 10 cents ter be boss
once in a WHILE"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08
LEtl a few days be:o-

LEtl a few days be.or I
tLen, unable 10 repre- p
thusiasm for the Man. = TINS
about him which is u i-.s.eriy out
line sketch with a few strokes CIV
ing singularly satisfying view OF
the next President OF the United
States which We specially commend
to unhappy Republicans who have
a lurking suspicion of all Demo-
Gratis In Office:
80 far as q man can prove his
fitness for the Presidency without
being President. Governor Wilson's
fitness 10 proved. In two great ex-
ecutive ofYices he has been fearless.
honest. effective, democratic. His
extraordinary accomplishments are
universally recognized. The fierce
fight OF q bitter campaign has not
revealed a single fact Of his past or
a single fault of his character TO ST
honorable men against him. tie was
nominated by an Embossed cOnven-
ton, and by blameless methods
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08

The seed of SOY beans are of three
types of color and two of form
black. yellowish and greenish in
color and either globular or oval in
form. They are much harder than
ccwpeas. Different varieties vary
IN period of growth to maturity from
40 to llo days. Comparatively few
varieties are now on the marke-
W these the best for both hay aud
seed are the Wilson and Peking for
long season and the Ito San anil
irony for a short seasoh. For sow
Ing IN corn and for turning unSe-
Tor green manuring the mammot,
yellow is best.
Inc soil for soy beans should h.
prepared as thoroughly as for corn
ihey do we'll on sod. If the land is
poor, mix 400 pounds OF acid nhos-
rhate and 100 pounds of muriste
potash and apply ESQ to 400 pounds
/" t'e mixture per acre.-Florida
Grower.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08
Going Some

The old mountaineer. who was
standing on the corner Of the main
street In a certain little Kentucky
town. had never seen an automobile.
When gOod-sized touring car
came rushing up the street at about
thirty miles an hour and slowed
down just enough to make the cor
ner on two wheels. his astOnish-
mcnt was extreme.
The old fellow watched the dis
appearing ear with bullying eyes
and open mouth. Then, turning to Il
bystander, he remarked solemnly:
1.-The bosses must shO'ly ha' been
travelling some when they got loose
from that gentlcman's carriage!"
Youths Companion.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08
Palmistry Was All Wrong

Would you like me TO read m,
ilhes in your hand?" asked the pret.
~ girl who had been studying palm.
istry.
should like it very mueh." he
said. holding out his hand.
For a long tina she studied hi,
iihes' frowning beautifully.
Your lines are very recp,;,r
she SAID. at last Il don't seem -
u able TO make anything of then,
You would be surprised if | wero
tc tell You what find"
GO ahead. | can bear I'M brave
~ Is my life line very short?"
NO. it is unusually long. But
tnere are indications that YOU have
oeen married twice and that Won arc
the father of seven children. CAM
account for it,"
That shows that there /. NTH
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-11-08
A LILLE NONSENSE
NOW AND THEN
WHAT HE WOULD HAVE SAID

Commenting on the grand open.
ing of the Auditorium and the ex.
cellent speech Of Mr.. Drane. . gen
tleman was last night heard 70 re-
mark:
You know that was q fine speech
Mr.. Drane made last night. but d.
you know II I had been called upon
to open the house with q few re-
marks. l would have said: Ladies
md Gentlemen. when the VanHuss
Opera House was built. we all look
I'd ON and said Il was good. but
ion't this one beat h? | thank
vou.'"