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The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
MARCH HAREs.

I wandered down the windy street.
Things sailed By in the air:
And they recalled that line 80
sweet:
AS mad as : March hare
Then espied . bunch o: pufs.
Blown fI0m some maiden fair.
And then well. then. I understood
How mad Is mad March hair.
WILLIAM SHANNON.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
OUR PRIZE SHOWS.

Beginning next week. The Big
Stick will begin its annual CON-
pftitive exposition Of spring sar-
torial symphonies. Some OF or
leading tsiioss and tailorttes have
been asked TO Join in this phan-
tasmsgcria Of phashion and We can
promise IN advance that the re-
suits viii be astonishing.
EDITOR THE BIG STICK.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
Squirting Him On.

A local business man has just taken
his son. former football star, into his
offiee. Recently the following dialogue
ensued.
you did football, son"
The surroundings are different.
father"
Il guess that's so. Maybe Il would
help II / instructed the other clerks to
give your college yell at regular inter-
yals"
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

II a. m--Found an umbrella
blown inside out, Picked il up.
n:0 a. m--Found ownrr Of UNI
hrella half = mile down the stree,
picking himself up.
ll)s a. m.-one lady's wig, one
hat badly dsmaEedl. two pairs al
gloves. and q newspaper.
ll5 a. m--CsuEht large bundle
and was deeply thanked by own
-. II proved to Be a new spring
hat.
High noon-Reached Fourteenth
and p streets Stout man walked
over me and explained wind was
blowing him. My hat blew OF :
smsll dog chased hat; inauiSitive
boy chased dog: irate mother
chased boy: anxious automobile
chased mother; nervous police
man
THE remainder Of these memoirs
will be published latsr.l
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
SPRING GARDENS.

For the benefit Of these who
have not had my long experience.
let me explain that the only way
TO attain successful results in lay
ing ont a spring garden is to
thrUw away the illustrated cata-
Inene befcrp you start.
WILLIAM r. SMITH
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
WHAT To DO IN MARCH.

BY GEORGE r. HOOVER.
Always carry an umbrella. It
maJ rain.
Don't forget the O-erooat. Il
may snow.
Garry a straw hat. The sun is
liable to shine.
Never overlook the ear mufiers
and a good anchor. in case Of an
unexpected cyclone.
Keep Of Of the asphalt as much
as possible. Ice may form there
Don't walk on the roads. They
are liable to be muddy.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
lie knoma the Game.

F-m the Baltimore News.
The colonel has not forgotten a thing
or two about politics. One important
point he has kept in mind is that the
Monday morning papers are usually dull
and need copy. 4 good story is certain
to get all the space it needs in them.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
WHERE The SUN SHINES

Shrh came IN like . lamb;
IL viii 90 out like lion;
I have made M my mind
To lcare work behind.
And % on trip down To Tryon.
FRANK r. MILBuRN.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
March 2 I'm History.

March 2. l722-Peter the Great loses 900
copecks at bridge and is very sulky all
day.
March =. I7f-Iittle Napoleon Bona
parte receives his first pair of pants. A
proud day.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
OUR BEST BET.

The Big Stick viii ray a cash
forfeit Of 2,eoa.op TO any man
who can Iroduce a better Job than
Is heh by our friend, Leorsrd C.
tunnel. who is in charge Of the
REGIONAL BUREAU FOR THE
UNITED STATES INTERIM
TJoNAL eATAllOGUE OF SCI
ENTIFIC LITERATURE.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
shad-. of polIIrer,

From the 81 Louis Republic
The late Senator DoIliyer. Of Iowa. wss
true progressive, and his opinion was
that the extortiorate tariff. with its at
tendant eorruptions. was at the root OF
all misgoyernment. He pledged his life
to the extirpation OF the evil Mr.. Roose-
Velt, the rising hope OF the present-dsy
progress fes. has never heard of the
tartft and never refers to II.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
The saIome Dancer.

Blessings on you. little girl.
Barefoot maid in may whirl.
But is Just a string of beads
Quite sufficient for your needs?
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
The Better Way.

II believe I'll give that poor stray cat
a piece of meat
what. and pauperize the cat! Always
help the poor TO help themselves. Scatter
some crumbs on the sidewalk. They may
attract a bird for the cat to grab
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
How u Happened.

You are charged with poisoning this
lady's dog. l shall deal severely with
such ingrutitude. She testifies That she
had just given you a mlnce pie
Il didn't do II Intentionally. Judge.
did feed him piece OF de pie"
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
Rra Face ,.. R,d H.Ir.

From the fiitstaHg Dispateh.
That theory that washingtons emit
nence. especially in he line Of truth
telling. was because he was red-hsired.
has tn, surface indication Of having beer.
conceived and elaborated by q person OF
hiKhly auburn complexion.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
Chance for a Test.

Z They claim that money talks
''well. this silver dollar is just the
shape OF a disk record. Try Il on your
phonoEraph and see IL II will say any
thing"
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

From the Christian Science Monitor.
Now that the real halcyon days are ap-
preaching. let US hope. at all events. that
the decisions of baseball umpires will not
have to be submitted TO the referendum
before the game can proceed any further.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
SPRING lime.

The joyoIs. happy DAYS haze come.
The mcrriest II the yrAr;
The DAYS when everywhere see
The sign u tho bcck hser.
SAENGERBUND.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
OF Course.

"why do you scorn that young man?'
Because he talks only Of love in a
cottage"
We'll, what's the matter with that? He
has the right idea. What you save on
the house you can put into the automo-
bile"
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
Taft's TactfuI Blow.

From the ST. LczIis RcpubIic.
One Of the desdliest blows that Mr.
Taft has yet aimed at the third term is
his serious proposal to college presidents
that the rah-rah yell Of students be pro-
hibited.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
Uncle Pcnnywi.e saysi

These proposed trial marriages would
be very rough on the ladies. No man Is
likely 70 buy a trial wife expensive
clothes
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
Let the Investigation Begin.

From the Raleigh News and Observer.
An honest investigation of the money
trust will do good and can do no harm
Let il be had.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
Prom the Richmopd Journal

Prom the RchmoDd Journal
The baseball magnates in the Virginia
League meeting succeeded in getting rid
Of their worries without the necessity for
calling out the police.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
FASHION HINTS.

Don't try 10 light the furnace
after you're dressed for church.
MORTON c. STOUT,
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
CLEANS FROM THE DIAMOND.

Frun the Columbia Is. g. state.
Baseball looks like business now.
From the Milwaukee Sentinel.
Just as we were beginning to think OF
blithesome baseball we had some more
snowbai weather wished on us.
From the Detroit Ne~z.
The spring training for baseball players
may be said to be well under way. 4
recruit pitcher has discoyered the annual
new curve.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
EVERY SATURDAY.
Our Motto: IF you see IL in The Biz
Stick. it int necessarily 80.
LOCAL NOTES.

Supt. Paxton. Of the street.
CLEANING department. says that he
likes the March winds because they
sweep the streets clean.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
a TnIck OF THE TRADE.

For years the poet knew no guile and
had to labor hard. wis.
Because he wrote in sidewise style and
sprdwled his verses out like this:
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

Milton f. Allies went TO Harper's
Ferry last week. He reports that
it is a fine winter resort, but not
as lively as New York.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

Melville c. Hszcn. our efficient
town surveyor, is going to do some
surveying. now that the snow Is
melting.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02
A Hit for
Every Head.
A DAYS PICKUP.

Being the reflection Of DR..
Percy s. Hickling during a stroll
on a windy March day.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

Joe Hunter says that it is almost
time TO go fishing.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

The Big stk has prOured at sreat picture T. J. T.
Baiy the engineer Of bridges his
the Calvert street bridge while FOcssOn baby
ma
Engineer Baly
the bridge vbrste dangerously
perfect safety.
Consequently whenever baby bridge
Engineer BaiS CALAMITY holds the
an a lives.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

Charles =. Howe is some sue
cess as 4 dinner giyer.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

There is a persistent rumor that
Donald Wallace Mclean will snc-
cred Lieut.. sant,emann as the
leader of the Marine Band. Don
is some pumpkins when it comes
to swinging the baton.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

but now
He saves
A lot ~
OF time
Yet fills
His space
From day
To day
BY chopping
Up his
Daily rhyme
And standing
IL on end
This way.
The Washington herald., 1912-03-02

From the Charleston News and Courier
Trying 10 make the Republican party
say -
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
REGULATIONS ANNOUNCED
BY POSTMASTER GENERAL

washington. Dec. lS.--keRulatiuns
to cover tho workings Of the new par.
GELS post system, which is to 60 into
operation on Jan. 1, were made pub
lie b. Postfaster General Hitchcock
Yesterday.
The new system will be- effective
throughout the entire postal service
ut tho same time Every prncaution
will be taken by tho postoti,cc de-
partment TO have the mails moved
With the usual despatch and all post
masters, superintendents and inspec-
tors have been directed to famlliarise
themselves and their subordinates
With every phase OF tho now system
The regulations provide that DO reels
OF merchandise. including farm and
factory products but not books and
printed matter" Of all descriptions up
TO eleven pounds TO weight and as
much as six feet in length and girth
combined, except those calculated to
40 injury to the malls In transit, may
be mailed at any post ONCE for de-
livery to any address In the country.
Delivery will be made to the homes
VI people living on rural OF various
routes as well as 10 those living In
rlIles and towns where there Ia de.
'lNrfN 10y carrier Where there IL no
l'hEerN hy carrier the parcels win 70
y" IN" poatufiice, The postage rate
'uT the hrst zone---that S. within dis-
'enCcS not exceeding nifty miles--syill
ne b cents tor the FIRST pound and
3 cents for each additional pound,
The rates Increase for each sue
'emlNe one ~ the eight 2onea into
which tn" country In divided. tho
maximum rate being ~ cent. "A
pound, which will carry u parcel
across the continent or even To- Alas
va and the PHILIPPINES
For fee ot 10 cents a parcel mav
he insured and II the parcel is lost
IN the mails an indemnity lo Tho
amount Of us value not to exceed $50
VIII be paid
=, the law provides for the use of
W'IhcllNe postage stamps and thore
~ now being distributed To pugtmas-
,eIs Tor use In the parcels post system
YET OF stamps OF twelve danoIninn.
lions Parcels post maps, With &C.
campaigning guides, are to he suld Go
he public al their cost, 70 cents.
lhpough the chief clerk OF the most
ohlce department.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13

Half "a dozen petitions nave been
circulated among citizens OF the High
lands today, protecting against the
proposed economy measure by which
the city council has proposed To abul-
ish the firc department station in tia
Highlands.
While the petitions are being large
ly signed the cirCulators feel that ono
day IL not SUFFICIENT time 10 complete
them and accordingly plan tn have q
dig delegation at the council tonight In
order to get further action deferred
until they have time To complete the
signing Of the petitions. Indignation
is intense In the east side over the
Proposition 10 concentrate all the nrc
tlehting force al the Second street sta
ton and the Highlandcra declare that
they not only will not permit the sta
ton 10 be moved but are preparing 10
ask much better fire protection for
that section Of Albuquerque.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
THAT COLO
, SAYS TITThGh !
Attorney and Editor Differs
With Col, HOpewell About
"a Degrees Regarding Re-
cent Cold Snap.

Hon. Edward II. TitSmann, attorney
~ iew and editor Of the sierra Free
Press Of nillsboro, sierra county. VINO
is a visitor In the city today. declares
that the climate OF fTillsboro ana OF
tho coun,y has been slanderod, \ re-
cent report OF the blE blizzard In that
county received by Colonel Hoprwcil
In tnis city VIVA 10 tho efiect th1t tho
temperature went 20 % degrees below
zero or In that broad general locality.
Mr.. Tittmann declares u wasn't colder
than % above. although hn aETous that
tho 9nowstOrm was sornN snow storm
Mr. Tittmun Is returning home from
santa Fc, where as a representative
OF the property owners OF Sierra coun-
~ ne won't To protest against tho re
duction In the Assessment uf the Vic
tprio Land and cattle company prop
critics IN sierra county before tho
board of equalization.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
GO TO BOATRIGHT'S
FOR CHRISTMAS
ECONOMY
Last Day of Early Shopping
Week Good Chance to Go to
Money-Saving Christmas
Gift Store.

The very best way to improve tho
last day of Early shopping Week IL
TO take time by the foTelock tomor-
row mori'ng ind go To the BuatTight
store on Gold avenue for your Christ
mas purCbaBes. The rrasOn--it viii
save YOU money. The low prices
Boatright is Offering on Christmas
goods Will make IA most tremendous
hit with you II you once get inside
the store. His stock of toys In fairly
bewiiderlng--eVeTy conceivable de-
vice, mechanical and otherwise, to
tickle the youngsters. Things Ia wear
for men, women and children await
your Inspection In endless variety
and the uniformly low prices apply to
everything IN this Christmas store.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
tsNass tssi.-- ~ 90 -'~---''sls tse,s.r -
Two Generations
Are Now. Using 1t
Nations Most Popular LANatlve Keep
ina Millions of American Fam
ilicl nu Good Health.

There must be genuine merit TO an
article that has stood the test Of two
generations ~ users. ..
In tho Hcld OF medicine none has
had greater success. nor retained that
success 90 s. greater degree, than Or.
'nldwulls syrup Pcrsin. which Is
now being used by two generations al
rcopio. as use In families IL con
stnntiy Incoming moro general, Tho
rcrson, primarily. 10 that II has merit,
/, Is what 10 represents Itself To be,
"a laxative. touc IL does not hide
behind the name Of q well-known fruit
or vegetable It does not make ok
aGgrrutcd claims nor use coarse Ian
guagc To set forth It's virtues
II is u medicine, but so mild and
gentle u medicine that thousands OF
mothers give It to tiny infonts, and
yet IN a slightly larger dose, II Ia
equally effective for grown-upa. II
ia tor any disorder Of the stomach,
liver or bowels, fur constipation no
matter how chronic. fur dyspepsia no
matter how scy"tr, for biliousness.
sour stomach, gas uu the stomach.
headaches, druVpiucsa aftrr eauingi
aud similar complaints arising from
a cloSged-up condition OF the bowels,
II Is pleasant tu tho taste and does
not grippe. II can he used Win safety
ana good results hv anyone ut any age
ar In any condition of health. and that
por'on'H health viii Improve. Every
druRgl't sells 1t ana the price Ia only
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
TWELVE TEAMS TIED
IN LONG BIKE RACE

Sew York. Dec. I3.-Wnh the Suter
Brothers and Carman LOTUS team
sin trailing two laps In the rear the
twelve leaders In the siX-dny bicycle
race were tied AT 2.O01 miles, lapY
az O'Clock this morning, the i04th
hour, This Is miles. & laps behind
the record for the hour made last
year.
At noon. the i0sth hour, the twelve
leading teams were tied AT 2,OGt miles
and . laps. The record for the hour
~ 2.Usg miles. 8 laps. made in 1899.
The leaders tied AT 2lO2 miles, ?
laps at 2 O'Clock, the nom hour, with
no change In the Iclntiv" position Of
the two tail endcrs. The record Nv
?,l2J mllrs. lap, mad" Ia 1899.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13

nifty cents and one dollar u bottle.
Thousands OF families throughout
the country are never without Il in
the house among them Mr.. willian
Dirucrt HuNic, Kan, and Mrs, Rose
l.. M,nEr, Gait, CAT. and these have
learned tu avoid the use Ut cathartics,
salt" pu,gti,,s aud physics generally
0s IurN are entirely too harsh, Syrup
Prpaiu cures gradually Dut the cure
IL comfortable. safe and permanent.
II uu member W your family has
ever used syrup pcpsiu ana YOU would
like to- make personal trial OF it be-
fore buying II in the regular way OF =
druggist. send your uddress.--a postal
win do-.to pr ". u caldwell. ais
WASHINGTON ST. Monticello III. aud
IL treo sample bottle viii be mailed
YOU Results are always guaranteed
~ money viii he refunded
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
YOUNG LAWYER SENT
TO REFORM SCHOOL

ColfaY, Wash, Dee. l3..-raul Pat
tignn. aged 20. prosecuting attorney
Of whitman county, was arrested to-
day, pleading guilty to "A charge of
grand larceny from one Of his clients,
and was RiVen an indcteTminato Hcn-
tcnCe In the state rrfOrmatory at
Monroe.
Pnttison waH allowed Ia go 30 the
TefoTmatoTy without "a guard and left
Immediately for Monroe.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
DON'T MIND THE
OBSTRUCTION
A Bargain Is a Bargain, Says
John Lee Clarke, in Spite Of
Blocked Sidewalk.

John Lee Clarke, Inc. desirea Ia
impress on you the fact that bar
gain In bargain, even II you do
have 90 hop around obstacles on tbs
sidewalk 20 get 10 tbs carved up
prices on the magnificent stock OF In
dian and Mexican curlos, leather
goods. baAk0try, brass and S,b+O,Ts1
Che Sign Of the Indian HORSE, corner
First street and Central avenue.
Blocked sidewalks means eonstruc-
ton OF new buildings. which makes
the booster laugh and grow tat. You
will smile more II you catch q glimpse
Of the Christmas gift Inducements 90
the big Clarke store.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
HlEREANDERS WIEE
COUNCIL
meeting
Residents Will Turn Out En-
MasSe to Protest Against
Proposed Abolition of File
:, Department on East Side.

The eitlzens heading the pub 4
lie protest In the HiRnlinds 4
against the proposed abolition Of 4
the IRE department urgc every 4
resident OF the east side Of the 4
city TO attend the council moPt-
Ing tonight In order 10 back UP 4
the protest which Win be present 4
I'D nt the meeting against the
proposed change.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
M0RTUARY.


Mira. I. SnncheZ, wife OF Ufoldo !
SANCHEZ, former superintendent 81
schools IN Valencia county, and n
wealthy rtnvhman, died M the
family home ~ Valencia last Wedncs-
day night, being ~ years old ~ the
time of death. licsidcs her husband,
six children are lett to mourn her loss.
the Oldest child being years old and
the youngest only q few days. Burial
win be In san lose cemetery at Va
lencia tomorrow following funeral ser
vices IN the church at that place, to
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
which all friends are invited.
y. II. Duncan.

p. IT, duncan, who came to Albu-
qucrdue me months ago from aran-
tie. oklahoma, died on December IL
AT hia rnuma In this city at the age OF
forty years. Th, deceased WAS vet
eran of the Srruish American war
The funeral services win he held at w
o'clock tomorrow morning from tno
French and Towbcr chapel, Rev. W. D.
Oberhoiger officiating.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13

Dinner In the evenins.--S5c. Fash
lon cafe.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13

The young people ct thy Lutheran
church WIN hold u huzHnr,. md snlr of
thriEtma9 Hitts ana baked goods all
duN and evening tomorrow IN the
MctCalf corner building, Fourth and
Gold. Your patronage collected.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13

Ask about tho $40 Toilet Set to he
given away. Powell Drug Co.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13

sold to the public. (section 1874, p.
L. ana r. - -
Third Assistant Postmaster dcncral
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13

Combustion Breakfast Fashion
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-13
GOOD THINGS TO EAT
Saturday
Specials

SAVE MONEY Buy your
groceries from us. We guar
antee the quality and the
price, and solicit your patron
age. Z
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-23

not failed tu study the ancient story Of the mou ltains and plains. The legendary history IS fascinating and so yoluminous that it has filled books. The work of the Pathological bureau along these ! n es is well known, and the archaeolOgists have done their share in illum mating the past. In al most every section of the state may
 be found the ruins of those wonder ful builders Of prehistoric times, the cliff dwellers, who were the fOrerun- ners of the Pueblo of village Indians. The ruins. so-ca He'd, the Casa Grande in the Gila Nalley are most impres- sive. and they have another important interest in that Father Kino. one Of the early Francis can explorers said mass in the east end Of Casa Grande in 1894. It was then, according to his description, in much the same con dition as it exists today, showing how well the aborigines built. There are many wierd stories clinging to these ruins, and, indeed. all of Arizona abounds in legends and mystic tales
 which are worthy of the most accom- plished pen
 The history of tt te country after | tue SiidlllEAA FA liDifi g. llaaN ffilfAA AAN'A into the interior as arly as 1928 is well attested and folns a brilliant chapter in the story of the Southwest. l The first white men w.hO set foot in ! what is now the state Oi Arizona were , Juan de Ia Asuncion and Pedro Ma | dal. two Franciscan friars of whom little is known except thst they penc- | tTated 10 the San Pedro iiver in 1j3S- Coronado came later, ar then the history is an open page. sfhe remains of the Spanish missions and later of
 the Jesuit missions are as interesting
 and as distinctive as those Of Califor-
 mia. Arizona came into the posses
 sion of the United States partly
 through the treaty of Guaialupe Hi-
 dalgo and by the Cadsden purchase
 in 1854"
 Representative and Mrs. Hayden
 are another of the many int eresting ] people in the legislative set whose
 romance began during their college days Both were students a. Leland Stanford. and though they never were
 sweethearts in the accepted college term, their friendship began then, and
 slowly ripened from admiration into
 a lifelong devotion. Mrs Hayden
 was before her marriage Miss Nan Downing. daughter of Patrick Henry Downing. whose wife was Margaret Collins Both were natives of Ire
 land Mir. and Mrs. Downing were
 among the early settlers of California,