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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
FRED WATSON
FINANCIER
B z DON VALID A L L E N
Scopyr1ghi. 81. b. Associated Literary
Press-l


Prsss.1
Tie trouble with M Fred Watson.
bachelor and thirty years Old. vas
that 10 oae took him seriously h
had q fair income. and he vas indo-
lent For years and years he had
been going 70 do this OF that-some-
thing 10 make the world sit up and
think-bui he had gone OF doing
nothing Il had come about that he
had many friends and few believers
Mr. Watson had decided that be
was in lore with a certain young
LADY she could NOT believe that be
was sincere. and married another
Three months later he was Just as
much in love with another. and re
ceiyed 10 more credit
Mrs James Renfex. a young widow.
was Mr. Watson's second cousin He
had fallen In love and proposed mat
rimony three different times before
her marriage TO Mr.. Renfex. A year
after the cousin had been left a widow
he proposed again He was just as
serious as he had been on the other
occasions. He was just az certain in
his own mind that marriage was the
thing for him
II was well for the bachelor that he
had a fixed income, and that he could
anticipate none OF II in advance He
was known as an easy mark" In
fact, he was so easy that on one oc-
casion a get-rich-Quick man had re-
turned his money with a note saying
that he did not take the money from
children
The cousin had expected the fourth
proposal, and when II came she an
sweredi
"Frei, ii is not probable shall ever
marry again. but II do ii will be to
flnsncier. | have always had an adj
miratisn for that class OF men The
newspapers call them wolves and all
that, but a man who can beat Wall
street has brains. Think OF man &C
quirins an old railroad fifty miles
long and turning ii into a trunk line
reaching from ocean to ocean, Think
of a man consolidating half a dozen
starving corporations into one that
pays thirty per cent dividends
Think
Il shall do the same or better"
calmly announced Mr.. Watson.
You poor child" exclaimed the
cousin as she laughed in his face
Why. Fred. If you were fnancier
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16

the day. When a young man he began
his contributions to the newspapers
and the Invention of mechanical puz-
zles. some of which attained an almost
universal craze.
One of the first inventions to bring
him fame was the Fifteen Puzzle"
Later came The Tigers and the
Men" Pigs in Clover" "Parchesi"
and The Disappearing Chinamar."
Mr.. Loyd's most profitable idea was
The Donkey" puzzle. of which l.
600. 000.00 were sold
Mr.. Lloyd took the view that there
was something more in his puzzles
than the simple amusement of the mo-
ment He believed that he had in his
devices come across something which
would sharpen the wits of the aver
age man. He pointed out that they
could interest and amuse men who re-
garded ordinary mathematics with dis
gust, and that the boy who had at
school shrunk from the very idea of
an algebraical square root, would de-
vote his spare moments to the solu-
ton OF a puzzle which involved the
same principles as the sum, just be
cause he was interested. Consequent
", he maintained that he supplied
something which the average system
OF education had missed.
Apart from his puzzles Mr.. Lloyd
was for a time the editor of the SAM
tary Engineer, and a shrewd operator
In Wall street He also wrote for a
number OF magazines. He was a mem
Der of the New YORK Press club, the
Brooklyn Chess club and the Brook
Ign Whist club. He is survived by a
widow. one sen. Samuel Lloyd. Jr..
and two daughters.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
LETTER FROM HIS LATE BOSS
Not Exactly coumenostory. but II
Furnished a Good Excuse for
Gentle Touch.

"Maxnin'. sah,~ salufed ram
shackle-looking negro. addressing the
cashier Of q certain small town bank.
"Mawnin'-dat Is. sab. II 20 isn't
too busy. An does 20 need a n-gger
round de place ynh-nigger wid q
Recommend, sab; dustriouE. hon able
cullud man-to wash de winders an
po'tah 'roundz Ub-kaze, II SC. Use de
pusson. sab, an dis yuh dockmunt am
de obsequies dat Cuhnul White done
writ bout muh 'chieyemunts-
"Ah-h'm." commented the banker.
as he scanned the preferred paper.
so your name Is Hilsondiggerz
~Yassah: OATS muh Identification. 3"
And the colonel writes here"
He sho does, sahi"
He says Look here, Can you
read2s
Who. me? Nussah Dat lie TO say.
KANT read writin.s
Il thought not Well. the colonel
says. The bearer hereof. Gabe Hill
sondigger. is personally known to
me-
Desc, sab, Aw, de cuhnel knows
mel"
- as liar and thief. and too
utterly worthless to set a dog on
Well-ba, halt appears that the
colonel does know you Ha, ha, hal"
"Well-uh. well-uh-now. now-if dat
Amt s'prisin, But-uh,-dat's de way
! takes to he2h a white pusson laugh.
sab; I sho' doesi Takes away DER
troubles, sah--makes 'em fuhgit DER
ufbbyladons- OATS muh puhmission
In dis world. maxim de white folks
happy. KANT be much fun in dis yuh
bank bidness-dess uhchinkin' de
money an uh-shavin' on de ten pub.
cent An den. when yo's all wo' out.
sab. comes long. an you has a big
laugh dat makes 70 feel fine all day;
dess as fine as dram er peach an
honey done make yo' feel Don't you
reggin' sab. dat yo' could spar bout
hafer-dollah for de good joke 20 has
on me. an'-T'anky. sab; t'anky,
Gwine on muh way h-'joicin', sab ,
Gwine now."-Tom P. Morgan, in
Puck
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Presence of Mind.

The burglar. having pocketed all
the loose jewel.y in sight, which was
not much, roughly awoke the sleep
ers.
Il want them diamond arbobs o.
yourn, ma'am," he said
please don't tear Their out of her
ears begged the husband. III de-
tach them and hand them to you my
self"
All right, sir Quick. now"
Subsequently the burglar learned
that he had robbed the dwelling of
Professor Presto. the magician. and
that the professor had cleyerly sub
stituted pair OF glass limitations for
the diamond earbobs."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Groom FIees Near Church.

Deserted by her sweetheart when
100 yards from the church on their
way to be married at Wyoming, Pa.
Miss Johanna Cap'linski had war
rant issued for the backward groom.
He is r. NJ Galen and he was cap
tured by a constable. He is charged
with breach of promise. and has been
held for a hearing later. The min
lister and the guests were waiting
when Galen departed. The greatly
perturbed girl waited a couple of
hours and then the wedding was
called of. Later. as he did not ap-
pear with any explanation, the girl
decided to have him crested.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Pretty Vegetable Salad

In little cups of lettuce prepared in
individual portions. cut shaved cab.
bage that has been previously thrown
into iced water TO render 1t crisp;
slice into this thin slices of deep
red beet. sprinkle with celery seed
and poor mayonaise over: garnish
with slices of tomato spread with
dressing also and sprinkhd with the
shredded cabbage.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Unconverted.

Jiblots read pamphlet this morn.
ing advocating the use of predigested
food"
Didn't he have anything better
than that to do"
No He was waiting to be served
breakfast order of pork chops, to-
matoes and hot waffies."
Was he frightened by what he
read in the pamphlet"
No. He merely ordered some add.
tional pork chops"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
AN AUTOMATIC COFFEE POT
Housewife Need Only Provide Mate
rial, Light the Lamp. and
Her Work Is Done

This coffee pot, the invention OF a
Partisan, is absolutely automatic. The
ground coffee is placed in the pot
With the required amount of water
and the wick Of the alcohol lamp is
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Sweet Mullins.

One-half cup of sugar. l dessert.
spoon of butter. eggs. Break eggs.
sugar and butter into a dish and beat
with sugar and butter l cup -four. l
cup Of R. l. white meal. 3 teaspoons
Of baking powder, good pinch of salt,
milk enough to make thick batter.
Drop into gem pans and bake in quick
oven
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Ready Sympathy.

Excited Stranger tentering store)-
A man just dropped dead outside your
door,.
Cohen-Mine Colt. vot an awful
ting. Mebbe he vas comm In to
order a suit of clothes,-Puck
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
FrultIess Struggling

Il understand that after waiting 20
years she married struggling young
man."
Yes, poor chap. He struggled the
best he knew how, but she landed
him
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Where the Flohtino IL.

War with Japan seems imminent.
These dreadful rumors alarm me-"
TOO bad"
What would you do?"
Well, think l would switch maya.
zines"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
THE FIRST WOMAN MAYOR
Mrs. Susanna Salter of Argonia. Kan,
Holds This Dlstinction-Her
Sugar Policy Worked.

Topeka. Kan.-The troubles of Mrs.
Wilson, mayor of Hunnewell. Kan.
recalls the fact that Mrs. Susanna Sal
ter was the first woman mayor CT the
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16

cAC1e-- ~ OAt lOAAa BA1AtAc VI IOAd-
toes at forty cents a bushel you'd sell
them al the first offer OF thirty-fve,"
Cousin. shall become a great
financier~
"Whens-
Right away You admire inan-
eiers. and therefore shall take up
that line. When have shown you
that | am success at it | shall hope
for your hand What do you say?"
Il don't forbid you to hope. but
now don't go of and lose all you
have. Your line is being indolent and
good natured. Don't change il"
But l am no longer incident"
Since when?"
Hall an hour ago. Now that have
hope to sustain me | am going to
hustle. Monday | start for the west
to begin my financiering. shall take
up mines You have made money in
them, why shouldn't II"
Fred Watson. don't be an IDIOT"
was The exclamation. why, they'll
skin YOU out of your patrimony in a
week, My investments were made by
a sharp lawyer. and though | have
had some big dividends don't feel
safe. Gracious. but you are the last
man who should think of going
there"
II they can beat the financler they
are welcome to. The financier will
be working for the heart and hand Of
his dear cousin. He now has some
thing TO strive for For the first time
In his life he feels that he has struck
his gait. MIR. Easy Mark sheds his
name"
Mrs. Renfew advanced other argu-
ments and besought the interference
of mutual friends. but Mr. Watson
was obdurate. No one had ever found
him so determined. He departed on
the day set. and in due time another
tenderfoot arrived in Nevada. He ar
rived there because the train did. and
because Providence guided him.
When be reached his objective
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16
Good News.

My dear, our landlord says he's
going to raise our rent"
Glad TO hear he can do IL 1
can't"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16

enough to buy forty bushels Of pota-
them al the first offer OF thirty-five,"
Cousin. shall become a great
financier"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1912-01-16

He Had to Go Slow and Pick Up the
Trail.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09
TAFT CAN NOT WIN.

I'D Progressive democracy is bursting
the bonds OF force, OF tradition, Of
predatory wealth all over the world
The individual is rising in Importance
everywhere and everyone who stands
for reaction in this, or any other civ
ilized land, will in the near future
be overborn by this mighty force.
The progressive democracy Of Great
. Britain. Of France, Of Italy, of Ger
many, Of Spain. Of Portugal, and ev-
en- of Turkey and China, is moving
with the force Of nations, Of peoples,
Of individuals, to enlarge the import
ance OF men and women in public af-
fairs.
In this country the movement is
directed against the invisible forces,
that have purchased elections, and
shaped the policies OF our government
for more than a decade.
3 President Taft stands as the cham
pion Of that force, and it does not
seem to be within the sphere of the
possible for him to win this year.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09
A BULL MOOSE AT BAY.
(From the Commoner


For a while after his nomination
Mr. Roosevelt plunged arounr, charg-
ing everything in sight but he has
at last commenced to show signs of
pain--the arrows of the enemy have
pierced the skin. He is examining
Mr.. Perkins support, the Hartman
letter, the swallowing up Of the Ten
ressee Coal and Iron company, and
his inactivity on the trust question.
His explanations do not explain but
the fact that he is now on the de
fensive shows that he feels that he
is losing ground. The rank and file
Of the new party are honest, earn
est, men and they can not, when they
understand the program, ipdorse the
Perkins-Rooseyelt scheme to make
trusts permanent. That may be good
for Mr.. Perkins children, but it
would not be good for the children
II the rest of us.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09

DR.. shallenberger is an eminently sue
cessful specialist In the treatment OF
Chronie He Ho, has long es
in his large practice and hospital ex-
perience. He Is SO proficient that he
sate a aad has sssSs in fey
thousands of the most difficult cases Of
Chronic diseases Of men and women
s waY his s
year, while other doctors have made a
Jew visits and stopped
DR.. Shallenburger successfully treats
Lungs. Heart. Blood. Skin. Nerves. Liv-
.r, Stomach. 1ntestines. Kidneys. Blad-
der and female organs cGngumption
ears and deafness, Paralysis. Neuralgia.
epilepsy. Sick Headache. Goitre. Eczema
ierofn az APP Appendicitis Grave
PILES. FIssURE. FIsTULA.
and all rectal diseases given special at
ss!Sn a?S Ss.es sshSS' f!Ssn al
Sof'.'ieH AER SHSEs o 81 HTffoAA.
vea le a Sau hSnteSs 1 sed
.iy ,fatlgued; excited and Irritable; eyes
red and ppes weak
of confidence; lack Of energy and
P F'is>4: DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
Cases Of long standing especially de-
sired. Wrong treatment and incorrect
diagnosis have often resulted IN the
iebility, nervousness. dizziness. defective
memory. which ruins body and
mind. It is highly important that you
nas an established reputation for treat
ing these diseases.
DIR. sHALLENBERGER has made
men and women and knows the quick
st way to handle them. Hundreds OF
Women suffer untold agony. Diseases
that have been neglected or unskillful-
: Dr.. sHALLENBERGER has special
emedies that have been used success
tully for years in cases a Of Leucorrhea.
: Dr.. sHALLENBERGER has made
Wonderful Cures and you should consult
latter what it is. II you are sick you
iced treatment.
A specialist who has made lifetime
study Of such such diseases .ss Is certainly pre-
DR.. Shallenberger spares no effort on
lis part to cure his patients. When he
not help you he VII frankly and
o please them, knowing that good re-
,atient, for most Of his new patients
His medicines are mostly prepared
rom his own. formulas perfected by
. be made from pure drugs.
Consultation a .dnt ExsTIr.t'e" re: ana
:EFERENCE: Drexel State Bank. Chs
>d pF, w Iet.sIs 70 s4ALLENsERoEa.
7es o. :sxsS sSu!evars,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09

7
Delaware county was the first coun
#ty In this congressional district t,
instruct for Wilson, and the second
or third in the state to do SO. When
Wilson refused to permit trust mag
mates and their hirelings to assist
him in procuring the nomination, Del
aware county democrats did not hest
tate or wait to see what others
would do. They recognized in Gov
ernor Wilson the presidential candi.
date which the times demanded, and
they have deemed it a pleasure to
forward 1850 to the national com
mittee to help pay the campaign ex-
enses OF a man whom the trusts
could not place under obligations.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09
DELAWARE

q
NJ. and Mrs. A. ]. Russia left on
Monday for New York, where they
wifi remain among relatives for some
time. ,@.
Mrs Mar y Phelps of Edgewood Wis
ited a few days last week at the
home of Mrs. j.. NJ. Kingsley.
Car, Miller of Waterloo, one Of
the ad justers for the American In
surancts company, visited w. c. KircA
heck recently, while on his way to
Edgew God
MRS. Oscar Manson visited relatives
in E; rlville Saturday.
Arthur Wheeless and lady friend
Ct 1dopkinton were guests at the A.
J. Russia home Sunday.
Mr. lLuchterhand and daughter An
ME. Of Dubuque spent Sunday at the
Roloff home.
James Knee and wife Of 'Colesburg
spent last Tuesday at the J. D. Klrch
heck home. They left on the c. NJ.
& St. P. railroad for Dakota. .
Mr.. and Mrs. C-~Dunluck OF Hopkfn'
ton spent Monday at the John Want
er home. -.
IMr. and Mrs. John Carver and son
Floyd Of Oneida and Mr.. and Mrs.
H. F.. Zirtzman and daughter Mable
of Manchester were guests at the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. E. P. Coats
Sunday
Miss Ruth Raster OF Manchester
spent over Sunday with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. L. G. Raster.
The fire loss of Levi Raster which
occurred about two weeks ago, was
promptly adjusted by w. c. Kirch-
heck, special agent Of the Ameri-
can. Insurance company and Mr.. Kas
ter received his full amount of his
loss and damage ON both building and
contents. ,.
Don't forget the dinner ON Wednes-
day, October 2.
Mrs. Paul :Prideg and children re-
turned to their home in Dakota on
Thursday, after spending some time
with relatives here She was accom-
panied by her father and mother, Mr..
and Mrs. c. .Zirtzman.
Mr.. and Mrs Harry Davis Of Spring |
Branch spent Sunday at the Robt.
Davis home. .. ..
Mrs. Delight Meader Of Cedar Rap
ids was a guest at the J. NJ Kings-tI
ley home last week.
Mrs. P. Mortenson and Mrs. P-s
Malmgren were Earlville visitors ome
Wednesday. |
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09
LOS TAN OPPORTUNITY.

INV ] UNI T.,
SPEAK er Paul stllman in Jefferson
srass; aale only hope the new pro
s sne re party ever had of attainins
p;4n - anence, and of overthrowine
or both the old parties, was
~ icing cleaner, more upright and
NV &c honest than either of them. It's
tt:..e chance was to show the people
.'nnt 1T stood for higher grade of
political Righteousness, that it was
lisnl, because it was right, and re-
sardless of whether ornot it was pop
ular; that it was against wrong, be-
cause it was. wrong and rega rdless of.
expectancy. "Hew to the line; let
inc chips fall where they may" that:
was the only possible program of sue
cess for the new party.
how has it thus far capitalized its
opportunity? -.
At the CHICAGO convention it is no. /!
eorlous that the new party turned.
aoWn a declaration Tor national tem-i
perance reform in it's platform. Why?i
temperance is right, but 1t might mott
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09
A PRE.ELEcrIoN ESTIMATE

| Tnc-ceEAlION ES INNATE.
The Chicago Record erald, one of
the fairest newspapers in the United
States, has published the result of
it's first analysis of public sentiment
concerning the outcome Of the COM
ing presidential election The Re
cord-Herald is independent in poll
tics, as reliable as it is possible for
any newspaper to be in making po-
litical predictions, and tells facts as
It finds them, regardless OF how
such apparent facts affect the FORUM
es Of any party or any candidate.
The Record Herald's canvass Of
the political sentiment of the nation
In October justifies the prediction
made by The Gazette and many 9th.
er observers from time to tirne, tina. /
thu election of Wilson Is about as
certain as anything can be exc ept
death and tax sales The repuh lean
1arty is so badly split, and dernocra-
ay so we'll united that the. result on
November 5 will be an automatic VIC
tory for Wilson and Marshall. OF
course, a great many things can hap
pen in one month, but, at this. time
there Is no merit in disp uting the ad-
mission the standpat. As.ders made at
chicago the third We elk in June
namely. that Taft would be defeated.
The last two y@ars have found the
2olltlcal pendulum swinging toward
democracy, and tie republican scra.p
mas added velocity to the moveme mt
Of the pendulum. d q
The Resord-E- erald's careful anal !.
Sis ]ustihes a.lother prediction oft IN
made-enat the real fight is betM zen
WILSON and Roosevelt. I'M many st ties
da1t seems to be a rather. peer t.. lird.
Waether or not this situat11as can
oe changed remains to be see n. II
may be modified somewhat. . n fact
mere u ALREADY has been Sc mr. modi.
[lcatlon The Taft camT .al N start
= ~ lowest GOD tide AID some
pected. ~ ~
The Record-Herald's analysis will,
serve to inst A. energy into
, an.!p ,, committees. The Taft man
!, n5;o" WI seek 70; ov sfcome the great
10 Yep unuer VINO h they are labor
vs., "a great oeai Of money and en-.
h ey 49, W. W ,, eApa Aded in the effort;
49, 80 INV - organize; and a
~ - 80 colpa' 4 organization, will.
= e Lat ~ taI go. q rd, uphill fight can,
',,ra,,a 80 aeen the force OF the
.anh en sA" ~ - > party may hit in No
eonnd - 49,! ne progressives, rated as
: rannt. ~ =. democrats in numerical
ctivity. d one e.s ,'ro civ
: ~ LII MI, Aeh poor campaigners that
~ o"1i fail to take advantage Of
an+s e !! Rn opportunity which pre-
nv in self. and to add to the vic
n, ~ - .&lght. t.;#
ect, .snS ~ ann1..:, wv eeoms ~. W
I'd -, t l.s eaysts appea i 81.
+ u sentiment, the Record Herald's
innate is the straight goods. =
$dar Rapids Gazette.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1912-10-09
Is popular as q vote retter. (

be popular as a vote getter sss
AT the same convention the new
party refused all entreaties to inser1
an ant1polygamy plank in its plat
form. Why? Polygamy is wrong
but It was not expedient, from the
vote-getting standpoint in some states
TO declare against it.
At the same convention 1.-The negro
question was evaded by an indefensi
bic straddle. It was not considered
from the standpoint of right and
wrong. It was handled 50 as to give
Roosevelt the largest number of votes
in the south, without losing him too
many in tl4c north. Mt
Thus on three great questions OF
governmental policy, the new party
ma e it clear that it was not thew
ing to the line It was simply
playing politics, and very cheap poll
tics at that.
Examine the workings of the new
party in its more direct and practic-
al relations to political affairs. -. In
some states it has encouraged cand-
dates for presidential elector who
have announced that they will not
support the republican candidate if
elected, to remain in the republican
ticket, and thus make it impossible
for those who wish to vote for a re-
publican president to do so at all.
Is that fair play: Is it honesty?
1t Is notorious that Mr.. Roos evelt
publicly sent word to Governor Deneen
of Illinois that unless he abandoned
the republican candidate for president
and supported him, he would have a
candidate for governor out against
him. And he did it. The fact that
in Illinois, as in Iowa, the people had
chosen their candidate at fair and
square primary, made no difference.
The price of political safety is to
renounce republicanism and swear al
legiance to the new party The pri-
mary principal is brushed aside at
will, to permit the operation OF this
new style of intolerable POLITICAL boss
ism. Are these the sort Of trans
actions the people are expected to
approve in this new party OF right
eousness? ss.g s,3 vs.
Are such real progressives as Had
ley, and Borah, and Kenyon, to be
broken upon the wheel for the sake
of new party which has already
shown fatal weakness on questions
of principle, and a reckless inconsis-
tency in matters of practice? We
think not
The judgement of the people is ul-
timately sound. It has discovered
faults in the republican and demo
cratic parties, and has demanded that
they be recitified. But that judge
menI cannot be stampeded by a new
party which is strong in moral declar-
atoms but not in moral deeds; by
a party whose claim of superior right.
eousness is based upon nothing more
substantial than continuous clamor
Of wolf, wolf!'