Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-05-16
Copyright. by Reilly 6 Brttton Coz

an she got to nuss Il An the nex
Is Mount Sinai Tabernicle, he name
fer the church where oil Aunt Blue
Gum Tempy's Perjury Pearline takes
her sackerment; an the mex is First
Thessalonians; Second Thessalonians,
he's dead an gone to the Bad Place
cause he skunt a cat-I don't mean
skin the cat on a actin pole like me
an Wilkes Booth Lincoln does-he
skunt a sho' 'nough cat what was a
black cat, what was a ole witch, an
she come back an ha'nt him, an he
growed thinner an thinner an weas-
Ter an weasler, tell finely he want
nothin' tall but q SHELTON, an the
Bad Man won't low nobody tall to
give his parch tongue no water, an he
got to, vel after amen, be toast on a
pitchfork. An Oleander Magnolia Al
thea is the mex" he continued,
enumerating Perjury Pearline's Of
spring on his thin. well-molded fin
gers. she got the ~seven-year itch: an
Gettysburg. an Biddle-&-Brothers-
Mercantle-Co.; he name fer the sto'
where ole Aunt Blue-Gum Tempy's
Perjury Peariine gifts credit SO she al
pay when she fetches IN ner cotton In
the fall; an Wilkes Booth Lincoln,
him an mes twins; we was horned
the same day only rs borned to my
mamma an he's horned to his'n an
Doctor Jenkins fetched me an Doctor
Shacklefoot fetched him. An Decim-
US Ultimus, the little boy triumph
antly put his right foref1nger on his
left little one, thus making the tenth,
she's the baby an she's got the collie
an cries loud 'nough to wake up Is
rael; Wilkes Booth Lincoln say he
wish the little devil would die. Per
uny Pearline frs name her Doctor
Shacklefoot' cause he fetches all her
chillens, but the doctor he say that
amt no name fer a girl, so he name
her Decimus Ultimus."
Miss Minerva, sober, proper, digni-
fled, religious old maid unused to chill
dren, listened in frozen amazement
and paralyzed silence. She decided to
put the child to bed at once that she
might collect her thoughts, and lay
some plans for the rearing Of this sad
ly neglected, little orphaned nephew.
William" she Gaid, 1T Is bedtime,
and know you must be sleepy after
your long ride on the cars. Would you
like something to eat before l put you
to bed? I saved you some supper"
"Naw'm, l hain't hongry; the major
man what l talk to on the train tuck
me in the dinin'-rocm an gimme all
l could hoP; l Jest eat an eat tell
they want a wrinkle in me-" was the
reply. He axed me bout you, too.
Is he name Major Minerva?"
She opened a door In considerable
confusion, and they entered a small.
neat room adjoining.
This is your own little room, Will
Ham," said she, you see 1t opens into
mine. Have you a night-shirt?"
"Naw'm, l don't need no night-shirt.
l Jest sleeps In my unions and some
times In my overalls."
well you may sleep In your union
suit tonight" said the scandalized rel
alive, land I'll see what | can do for
you tomorrow. Can you undress your
self"
Her small nephew wrinkled his
nose. disdainfully. well, l reckon
So" he scornfully made answer ME
an Wilkes Booth Lincoln been I'M
dressin' usself ever sence we's born"
"Ill come in here after a while and
turn off the light Good night, Will
liam"
Goodnight, Aunt Minerva" re-
sponded the little boy.