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Depending on the Neishbors.

She was a rather plump old woman
and had always tried to be accommo-
dating to her neighbors. but even her
obliging spirit had to refuse a request
from neighbor who sent by her little
boy the following message:
"Piease. ma'am. mother sent me over
to see If I couldn't get a couple Of
pounds Of lard OF Of ."-Lippin-
colts
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IOWA IS HOLDING
A PRIMARY TODAY
(National News Association

National News Association)
Des Moines, Iowa, June 3.-Iowa
statewide primary is under way to-
day. A state ticket is being nominal.
ed and a preference vote for United
States senator cast. The senatorial
contest contains the most interest.
Senator Kenyon, progressive, is
pitted against ex-senator Lafayette
Young, a regular. A fairly heavy
vote was indicated by early balloting
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SHOOTING stars

According to Cosmos, the mean height
at which shooting stars first become
visible is eighty-one miles. The mean
height Of their disappearance IS about
fifty- eight miles The mean length or
their visible path is about ferty-hve
miles.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-06-03

Maryiand's New State Librarian.
Miss Sailie Webster Dorsey has been
appointed by Governor Goldsborough
TO the office of state librarian OF Mary.
land. She is the first woman to be ap-
pointed to the office
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Cleaning Carpets.

A simple method OF cleaning carpets
ts to sc. ball OF carpet soap and wash
first small piece of carpet with luke
warm water. Then rub the way OF the
grain with the soap. again moisten
Gannei and rub thoroughly. finish with
dry cloth. The coiors OF the carpet
will be almost as good as new.
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At the top, Bert Franklin, who was
a detective for the defense at the trial
Of the Mcnamara Brothers, who con-
fessed and were sentenced for the
blowing up of the Los Angeles Times.
Franklin was used by the prosecution
in the trial of Clarence Darrow, the
noted labor attorney. to prove that
Darrow had instructed Franklin to
elk" certain jurors who were sure to
be selected for duty in the trial of the
McNamaras. Franklin testified that
Darrow gave him 81 900 with which to
bride one juror, and promised him
more.
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Foot Workers.

BILL see that each German reyi.
ment has attached to it chiropodist
Jfll-In case of retreat I suppose
those fellows could do some pretty
good foot work.-Yonkers Statesman.
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PLEASING n Girl.

Sillicus-What is the first thing a fel.
low should do II he wants to please q
girl: Cynieus-Make fool of himself
over her.-PhiladeIphia Record
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The aNooain."

In London a gill is often termed a
"quartern." In the north OF England
half a pint is called gill and the true
gill q ''noggin."
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piHarant Brands.

Shell Just love good skate. Hell
would, too, IL 1t wasn't for the morn
iug aftor.-Ortole
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The Flat That Failed

Howell-How do you like your new
home? Poweil-It is a Fat failure
New York Press
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KNOWLEDGE.

1t is the sloriou, prerogative of the
empire Of knowledge that what It
gains il never loses. On the con-
trary. it increases by the multiple Of
its own power. All its ends become
means; all its attainments help to
new conquests.-Daniel Webster.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

First La Grippe, linen Bronchitis.
That was the case with Mrs. w. s.
Bailey McCreary, Ky: My wife was
taken down with severe attack OF
la grippe, which run into broncritis,
She ccughed as though she had con
sumption and could not sleep at night,
The, first Abottle .ef FoJey's Honey and
Tar Compound gave hfr SO much rsx
lief that she Continued using it uh1l
>hea &as Permanently enred." ~
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Received ,oday consignment
Boys Blue Serge and Fancy Stripe
All-Wool Knickerbocker Suits, full
Blouse Pants, ages IA to t9; 5000
values, they must go quick at $3.50
at SIG LEVISON'S 1922 Bay street.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22
Sea Island Plant And
Seed Company
MEccETT 6. C
A WONDERFUL CURE.
MEccETT, s. {

Atlanta, "a, Jan. 10, 1912.
Smith Mfg. Co.
Dear sir: According tC promise,
am writing again to keep you posted
in regard TO my condition 1t is now
two years since ] have been cured
of long standing case Of chronic in
dig estion (about eightoon or twenty
years.. Three bottles Of your Pep-a-
mo for Indigestion did the work.
still consider it the best medicine or
earth. ! am glad to hear tha you
are putting up other remedies. II
they are one half as good as the one
for indigestion your firm is good for
million dollars ana yon VIII de-
serve every penny Of II,
Sincerely yours for success.
n MANUEL GONZALES.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

or lie before / tired
Lydia E. Pinkham's S
V e g e t a bl e Com
pound. / was in such
a nervous condition
I could not keep still.
My limbs were cold,
/ had creepy sensa-
tons, and I could not
sleep nights. l was
finally told by two
physicians that I also
had a fl1mor. 7 read
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quip;n
Tablets. Druggists refund, money:
1t fails to cure. E. W. GROVES sig
nature is on each boz Csc.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

We ask only two, or possibly three,
days time to fit your orders. tind
us at Bryant PooG store. UP-TO-
DATE PHOTOGRAPH COMPANY.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

A few Ladies and Misses Lon
Coats at nearly one-half price to gel
them sold at SIG LEYISON $, 132
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Two hundred .paira of Mems : goo
knoakabont pants, from S119 to s1.9S
genuine bargains. at Stg Levison's
1922 Bay street.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Fresh coEntrr eggs inwest matEe
price. al G, II. TAYLpRG, corner b
Wolfe and c street Phone 1885,,
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

This is ane weather to take kodaP
pictures. We are the right people tic
develop and print yor, films. Up-to-
Date Photograph CO, a.. - /,
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

KODAK work nr6ap'lg ot-nnd"1 re-
by UP-TO-DATE PHOTOGRAPH
COMPANY.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

We are doing good WORT for others
y : ;idt let VS. q some for you? nF-
T1~nATE PHOTOGRAPH CO. "A
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Georgia pork, 15c pound, at Burns
Dickey's market. Phone $50. G. "
Abbott, manager
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NOTICE.

Har Dressing, Manicur'ns, Massag-
ing, Shampooing combirgs, made over
old switches dyed and made over.
Ladies attendend by appointment.
ELLA MAULDING
1925 SToNEWALL ST.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

The very best hams, t7c per pound
Wright & GoWen Co.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

PULLMAN BREAD the best mads
'tEER'S. Phone 374. -,
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22
MRS. CREATIONS
Awful.
EXPERIENCE:
During Change Of L.ife-EEow
lydia e. Pinkharn's Vege~
table Compound Made
Her a Well Woman.

Natick, Mass. q cannot express
what went through during the change
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Fesh Country Eggs, Csc per dozen
Wright e. Gowen Co.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Tie vsry best hams, l7c per po1nd
Wright a cowen Co, FL ~
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

one day Of the wonderful cures made by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and decided to tryit, and it has
made me well woman. My neighbors
and friends declare it has worked mir
acle for me. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound is worth its weight in
gold for women during this perod of life.
If it will help others you may publish my
letter. Mrs. MARION SWEET GREA-
TON, No. l Jefferson St, Natick, Mass.
Change of Life is one of the most
critical periods of woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there is no other remedy known to
so successfully carry women through
this trying period as Lydia E. Pinkham' s
Vegetable Compound. -.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Smoke ELEGANTES, the Cigar o
Fashion. -
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

II yen want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confl-
dentiaD Lynn. Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

Petitioners Attorneys.
The Brunswick news., 1912-02-22

G ROWN BY
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times I held conversations with him ON
the subjects Of the hour.
He was about SIXTY, shriveled, bent,
with watery eyes and stringy hair. We
noticed he failed to put in an appear
ance one day and one of the boys look
ed him up. Thought maybe he was
sick.
1T developed that his wife was jeal-
Gus Of me-" grinned Sal. And he told
Tom, on the side, she had tormented
the life out of him because he stayed
half hour or SO when he came to get
the old papers and clothes.
she accused me of enticing him,
from the straight and narrow path o.
domestic virtue" laughed Sal.
Our washerwoman's wife was sc
jealous of her husband" said Maria
that she wouldn't let him come after
the clothes for fear he might fall vic
tim to my destinations. Ha: Ha. And
he looked like Paddy's goat"
The truth is" said Sal, that most
men are as tame and harmless as old
sheep. Why their wives think they're
-. fascinating is one of the stranges'
mysteries of life"
| Maybe" said the cynic, they had
such hard time getting EN- they rate
their value in excess of the market"
| "Pooh!" said Maria. The easiest
thing to do is to rope in man.
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ANNUAL BOAT RACE
Between Cambridge and Ok
ford Held Tomorrow.

LONDON. March 29-The usual live.
u interest 10 manifested among all
classes In the annual eight-oared boat
race between the Oxford and Cam
bridge varsity crews. which is to be
r0wed tomorrow over the historic
Thames course from Putney to Mort.
lake. Hundreds of lovers of aquatic
sports, with liberal intermingling OF
the betting fraternity, lined the river
banks today to watch the final practice
work with q view to forming conclu.
sions on the relative form of the two
crews.
The Oxford men are good favorites.
but the Cantabs have the advantage
OF weight and some Of the critics be.
lieve they may be able to wear down
their opponents in the latter part OF
the race. The general opinion. howev'
or. inclines heavily In favor OF the
Oxonians. The great point for criticism
10 the finish in the two boats. 1t IL
pointed out that the Oxford finish IL
hard and clean, while the Cambridge
finish 10 not nearly SO good.
The hrst boat race between the Ok
ford and Cambridge university crews
took place at Henley as long ago al
1889. Since the early sos the race hal
been rowed every year without an in
PERMISSION on the course from Putney
tot Mortlake. or the sixty-eight races
rowed Oxford has now won thirty-sev
en- while Cambridge has secured thirty
with . dead heat In 1877.
h> 81 hof thu
Dark Blues and the Light Blues were
under the most primitive conditions
Sliding seats were used for the first
time in 1873. but out-riggers of kind
were introduced as far back as 1916
In 1886 Oxford won the race on q foul
and ten years later received another
bloodless victory. the Cambridge boat
having sunk.
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Take Notice! You are in
vited to see High Jumping,
Trick and Fancy Skating, by
Harrison Fry, at Coliseum.
Admission, 1Oc. 2s-st
MASTERING A temper.
The Method by Which Marion craw
ford Controlled His Amer,

The Method by Which Marion cra~.
ford Controlled His Anger.
Mrs. Hugh Fraser. sister Of the late
esting stories OF him In her book. "A
Diplomatist's Wife In Many Lands.
It was at the villa Negroni. Rome. that
Crawford was born. an event which
20 delighted his father that. M Mrs
Fraser says. my father was beside
himself With Joy and showered pres
ents on all Of Us to make US understand
ana share II"
When young Francis was about ten
years old It dawned upon him that he
had q violent and uncomfortable tenn
per. and with the simplicity which
marked all his character he decided to
get II In hand.
IONA member Of the family constant.
" irritated him to the verge Of frenzy.
and be invented form Of self disci.
pine which very few children would
have thought Of imposing on them
selves. My mother entered his room
one day and found him walking round
and round 1t. carrying on his back q
heavy wooden shutter which he had
lifted OF tn hinges at the window.
any dear child she exclaimed,
what are you doingy
"Getting over a rage he replied
doGgedly. continuing the exercise.
When I am so angry that want to
kill somebody I come in here and carry
the shutter three times round the room
before I answer them. 1t Is the only
nav"
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said he'd give him lessons at half
price. Alice, who has plenty Of money
Of her own. agreed to pay for them
and also to pay him 30 much weekly
for the support of his family to enable
him to study.
When he was cleaned. up he looked
Ike another man. Was horribly good
looking Alice can sing. you know, and
they used to practice Of evenings-she
put him through his musical PAGES in
great shape.
His progress was amazing-he was
A initiative as q monkey He took to
the aristocratic atmosphere like q duck
to water. Finally Alsaeo gave a recital
and arranged for Alice's genius to ap-
pear in q brace of songs.
People went crazy about him.
"They called Alice out because peo-
pie had found out what she had been
doing.
And when Alice left the theater his
wife met her, knocked her down.
jumped up and down on her face,
screamed and howled like a Comanche
Indian and finally had to be tied up
and taken to the station.
"She ramped round and said Alice
had robbed her Of her husbands love.
Alice was taken to hospital and
didn't get out for six months and is
minus the top of one ear which the
delightful lady chewed off in her fury
! For the several thousand dollars
Alice had expended in having the man
brought out and supporting his family
she was disfgured for life"
Yes said the cynic, 1T is best to
let these geniuses anguish in obscu
rity-if they have wives"
| II never could understand" said Ma
| ria who had just looked in," why WON
en- we're always being SO jealous OF
their husbands. The older, scraggier
and more unattractive they are the
worse the women are about them"
II remember" said Sal, "a man We
used to give our old clothes and maya
zines to. We felt sorry for him. He
was a man of superior mind but had
been buffeted round by fate. Some
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4 GREAT MISTAKE TO LEND 4 HAND
People Who Wish to Do Good Had Better Maroon
Themselves on Desert Isle Since Good Works
Are Often Boomerang.

doesn't Its q horrid habit people
have of using the contraction OF do
not for does not"
WELL" said the cynic, Il notice ev-
en- you fall down now and then"
Il know I do" said Sal. Its a com.
mon and easy error to make. Therefore
we should be watchful."
"Oh SAL" murmured the cynic. "You
fatigue me with your correcttngs. But
why did you ask me IL ever did good
unto others?"
Il was just thinking OF Alice Smith, u
replied Sal. Alice, you may remember
was one of the serious ones. She want
ed to do good unto others. She pinned
for a mission. She taught Sunday
school classes and gave art exhibits
arranged free concerts In the slums
presided at missionary meetings, was
president of the Glad Hand Society
distributed literature to orphans and
wrote articles on sanitation and the
Evils Of Society for the local papers
Alice certainly was not milk fol
babes at that PERIOD" interpolated the
cynic.
"She was a stunning lookin' girl
too" he went on. The fellows used tc
be crazy about her but abe gave EN-
the icy mitt"
Really" said Sal severely. while
have no objection to refined slang,
must draw the line at icy mitt.'"
"She wouldn't let a man get within
a city block" said the cynic. "She was
SO taken up with her mission in life
and desire to lead sinners to the al
tar"
"She was fright" said Sal Final
ly she took up settlement work ant
that is where she met her Waterloo
you don't mean it," murmured thu
cynic
Sure l do" said Sal Alice discov
cred a genius down there in the slums
A man with wonderful golden voice
i He had married a girl of his own clas,
when he was too young to know an!
better and had eight children He earn
ed seventy-five cents a day maulin,
round in the offing of a canning fac
tory and Alice heard him singing ono
when she was prowling round on, on
of her missions.
| "She looked him up and found hin
amiable and teachable.
Alice said he had the artistic TEN
permanent
1T developed that he could play b,
ear on a half dozen different instru
ments. He was a musical genius.
Alice administered to his soul hun
ger. She took him to Alsaeo. Alsae
said he had De Reske skinned a cit
block and Caruso beat to a frazzle. H
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~ ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE.

~ ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE.
Did you ever do good unto others?'
asked Sal.
mot after I learned better" grin
ned the cynic.
II remember" said Sal, when
wanted to reform the world-only
fawncy!"
Lots of girls get that microbe. .
said the cynic. but it don't last
long"
Say doesn't not DON'T" corrected
Sal.
Il love my lapses but oh you school
teacher" deployed the cynic.
stop calling me names!" cried Sal
Names! Why you ought to be
proud of it." smiled the cynic. 1T is q
great, an honorable profession. There
fore why do school teachers all want
to side.step and pretend they are 9th
er people by the same name"
1T isn't that" said Sal. I'VE hate
We're human beings like anybody else
We don't object to our professional
haloes In hours. But we hate to have
EN- hanging over our ears and cooked
over one eye between times"
Between times you just want to b<
! women, eh!"
Certainly not-girls!"
"Ha!" said the cynic. But it's thu
TRUTH" he continued. that thy hear
Is ever young, my Sail"
What do you mean by THAR" asket
Sal suspiciously.
What could I mean by it," murmur
ed the cynic. lust what l said-ns
more, no less!"
"Oh. WE'LL" said Sal, I'VE don't lik,
1t. People who aren't such an awful 10
younger than we are tell 1t rount
they used to 60 to school to US. SOM
Of EN- lie. of course-they never wen
to US. but with u.s."
They must be women" said tn,
cynic, men don't do things like that
Don't they!" cried Sal. Il CUES
yes. Sam Smiley did the other evenini
at party-some one introduced hin
to me and he said-oh, yes, l used t.
go to school to you!'
when the fact is he is two year
and a half older than am and stage
in the same grade for about sever
years. He was tossed back and fortl
until finally his people stopped him II
despair. He went to school to me al
right but he's gone to everybody II
town."
Aren't we little off the track?
asked the cynic.
Right you are." replied Sal. Blu
before passing lightly on I'd like t
take another shot at don't an
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4 Remedy No Family
Should Do Without

sin. 1t is a liquid laxative-tonic. mild.
and never grtpes, is effective on robust
people and can be given with safety to
an infant Children like it because Of
these gentle qualities and because 1t IL
pleasant to the taste.
1t is the best all-around remedy you
can have in the house for any disorder
Of the stomach, liver and bowels. and
many people like Emma Blankenship,
Bedford Ind. and H. O. Watson, Bowie,
Ind, say they would as soon be without
the necessities as without DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin.
Anyone wishing to make trial Of this
remedy before buying 1t in the regular
way Of a druggist at Atty cents or one
dollar a large bottle (far1ily size) can
have a sample bottle sent ; the homo
free Of charge by simply "essing Or.
w. 3. Caldwell, 4o5 W ngton St..
on a postal card will do.
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No matter how healthy a human
being may he it is safe to say that
some obstruction OF the bowels. in other
words. constipation, even it only tenn
may start after the evening meal. II a
laxative is not taken that night 1t IL
certain that sleep will not be sound.
and you will awaken unrefreshed.
Hence, it is important for you and for
all the members Of your family that a
good. reliable laxative be always kept
In the house for Just such emergency:
you want 1t at hand. No family that is
careful Of its health can do WITHOUT such
q remedy. But the question OF which
Importance.
The laxative most highly recon-
nended by the majority of intelligent
Erownups is DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
Women and Tea IN japan.

, No japanese society woman has com.
pleted her education unless she can tell
just what grade Of tea is being served
to her-Uji. Nikado or hundred 9th
crs-and at least be able to distinguish
By tasto at least a dozen blends In q
brand that has that many or more.
Such Accomplishments are partly q
matter Of Inheritance and environment,
for Japan Is country where tea haa
been raised and used for centuries.
With ten plantations ave centuries old
and ten plants 200 years Of age there
10 no need for ten commissions to az
customs standards. As for the house.
hold standards. the Japanese house.
wife dccidea them herself.
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The Best.
Willis-What n the happiest mo.
ment Of married hfe7 Gillis-When a
man throws the pictures of his wife's
relatives out Of the. family album and
dis 1t up with photographs Of his baby
tnstead.-Puck.
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Easter Baskets, filled with good eat
| ing cream eggs, at Prices.
| mar29-3O apr 3-45
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Widely Separated.

Widely Separated.
"Are you related to Barney O'Brien p
Thomas O'Brien was once asked
every distantly," replied Thomas.
II was me mothers 3rst child; Barney
was the sivinteenthv'
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James 5. Templeton. = wealthy grain
speculator. has started at his own ex-
pense q coffee cab" for the purpose
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RICHMOND PEOPLE
GOOD ORtSStRS

Very few cities in the United States
can show as many well-dressed people
~ Richmond, a large per cent Of them
having their clothes made to order.
Men can get fine suits made from SIS
to $25. when the same goods few
years ago cost almost twice as much.
For years Emmons Tailoring CO., have
been making fine suits at SIS. SIS.
80 and up and the business has In.
creased every year. They are now
showing the largest stock they have
ever shown. Over 600 styles in Spring
Suitings and are Leaders In correct
tailoring for good dressers." Corner
Ninth and Main streets.
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OF furnishing the crossing policemen -
Chicago with hot coffee and sand.
witches on cold days.