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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

ness in each side, could not stand tight
clothing, and was irregular. l was COM
pletely run down. On advice I took
Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and am enjoying good health. It
is now more than two years and have
not had an ache or pain since. I do all
my own work, washing and everything,
and never have backache any more. !
think your medicine is grand and l praise
it to all my neighbors. If you think my
testimony will help others you may pub
lish it. Mrs. OLLIE WooDALL, Nor
toms Gap, Kentucky.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter viii be opened,
read and answered by q woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Moored Question,

"How's Willie getting on at that
free thought Sunday school you're
sending him to-"
First rate, from last accounts. He
asked his pretty lady teacher who it
was that first bit the apple in the
Garden of Eden. Willie says she
looked him straight in the eye aud
said nobody knew; that they'd been
trying to figure it cut for the last 5000
years."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
SAW NO CAUSE FOR WORRY
Small Boy Pretty Well Satisfied That
the Future Was Not Likely to
Be Hard One

The Cleveland Plain Dealer says:
A Lakewood woman was recently
reading to her little boy the story OF
a young lad whose father was taken
i'll and died, after which he set him.
self diligently to work to support him
self and mother. When she had nm
ished the story she said:
Dear Billy, If your papa were to
die would you work to support your
dear mammal"
"Naw!" said Billy, Unexpectedly.
But why not?'
"Ain't we got a good house to live
in?"
yes, dearIe-but we can't eat the
house, you Know"
Amt there lot o. stuff in the pan
try?"
Yes, but that won't last forever"
It'll last till you git another hus-
band, won't it? You're a pretty good
locker, MAJ"
Mamma gave up right there.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Riohteous Inclination.

Little Ruth was the youngest daugh-
ter in a very strict Presbyterian fam
lily that especially abhorred profanity.
One day little Ruth became exceed
ingly exasperated with one Of her dol
lies. In her baby vocabulary she could
find no words to express adequately
her disapproval of dolly's conduct
Finally, throwing the offending dol
ly across the room, she cried, feel
ingly:
MY gracious! l wish l belonged
to a family that sweared!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Personal Investigation.

An old woman walked into bank
in Inverness. threw down her deposit
book, and said she wished to draw
all her money. Having got it, she re-
tired to a corner of the room and
counted it She then marched up to
the teller, and exclaimed: 'Ay, that'D
doe, ma man: jist pit it back again
only wanted to see if it was a
RIGHT. Dundee News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
BACKAcHE
NOT 4 DISEASE
But a Symptom, a Danger Sig
nal Which Every Woman
Should Heed.

Backache is a symptom OF organic
weakness or arrangement. If you have
backache don't neglect it. To get per-
manent relief you must reach the root
Of the trouble. Read about Mrs. Wood
all's experience.
Morton's Gap, Kentucky. -"I suffered
two wears with female disorders, my
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Call TO Arms.

"Bang!" went the rifles at the ma
neuvers.
10000" screamed the pretty girl
a nice, decorous, surprised little
scream. She stepped backward into
the surprised arms of young man.
Oh" said she, blushing, Il was fright
ened by the rifles. I beg your par
dom"
Not at ALL" said the young man.
Let's go over and watch the artil-
lery."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Takes UaIiness PhilosophicaIIy

A man whose face is heavily pittnd
through a case of smallpox in his in-
fancy, has been able to extract amuse-
ment from his appearance. Once he
gave an explanation of it by say
ing tina. he had fallen down a shot
tower
Asked how he was able to shave
himself, he answered:
With a bell punch
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25


say it. Say it in
the same tone in
which you would
speak of anything
el Sc. 1t is a great
mistake to sup
pose that one
must lower his
voice, and look:
solemn, the mo-
ment he intro
duces the subject
OF religion. Inc
gospel is good
news. If you do
not think so, the
less you say about
1t the better, but
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

"BiIkins seems to have done very
we'll since leaving college"
That's so. And he started out I'M
der handicap, too
What was that"
Why, he was the first honor man OF
bis class
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
These Good Losers,

Bald Jack Rose said a central of.
flee man, has developed during his
Imprisonment vein of philosophy
Rose and | were discussing a gambler
the other day. We analysed his char,
acter pro and con. / was rather fox
him, Rose against. Well, at least,
said, you must admit he's a good
loser Yes, he's a good loser, Rose
agreed; he don't care what his wife
has to go without"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Not New.

First Neighbor-Have you heard tell
of them new-fangled trial marriages
Second Neighbour don't see moth
In new-fangled about 'em. Mines
been a trial for me for the last twenty
years!-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
UnsophiSticated.

Darling" said the fond youth, pro.
ducing a ring, which is the right fin
ger?"
For goodness sake, Algy!" respond
ed the maiden, don't you know?
Nineteen years old and never been
engaged to girl before!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
II Checked Baby's Dysentery

last summer after everything else failed.
We found Kopp's Baby's Friend an excellent
remedy during teething and for bowel
troubles. writes Mrs. r. B. Des Erma, Jerome,
Mich. Sold by druggists, 10c., 25e., and 900,
or sent direct by Kopp's Baby's Friend Co.,
York, Pa. Go to your nearest druggist for
free sample. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

God has placed the genius Of women
In their hearts, because the works of
this genius are always works of love-
-Alphonse De Lamatina.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

health was very bad
and I had a continual
backache which was
simply awful. Icould
not stand on my feet
long enough to cook
a meals vic tn ais
with out my back
nearly killing me,
and I would have
such dragging sensa-
tons I could hardly
hoors+ bod coro
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
His Point of Vantage.

mayor of small town was try
iegro for abusing his wife. She
d he got drunk and tried to
her and she hit him.
ne mayor turned to their little girl
asked:
Girl, was your father under the
1uence of whisky when your mother
him."
No, sab! He was under the kitchen
tahee," she very quickly replied
Mack's National Monthly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
BOYS FACE A MASS
OF SCABBY SORES
Awful to Look At, ResInol Cured In
Less Than Two Weeks.

st. Louis, Mo.-"At about II years
Of age my face was covered with g.
mass of scabby sores, awful to look at,
and my sleep was broken up by the in
tense itching, and then after scratch
ing, the sores would pain me just
something awful. My mother got
salves and soaps to use, but all to no
purpose A friend Of mine who was
Physical Director at the Y. M. G. A.
at that time, told me it was a bad
case, and would spread all over the
body if something were not done. He
gave me some Resinol Soap and Res
mol Ointment, and in less than two
weeks I was cured, without leaving
any marks or scars whatever"
(Signed) Ernest LIE Pique, Jr., 1921
Dickson.
Resinol Soap and Ointment stop itching instantly,
and quickly heal eczema, rashes, ringworm and
facial eruptons, we'll as sores, boils, ulcers,
burns, scalds, wounds and itching, fnfamed and
bleeding piles. Your druggist recommends and sells
them Soap Csc; Ointment, &c. also Shaving Stick,
a5cl or sent by mall receipt of price, by Resinoi
Chemical Company, Baltimore. Md. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Official Scorinq,

Should Butcher get the credit for
winning Waterloo"
No; that victory is properly cred
tied to Wellington. Butcher didn't re-
lieve him until about the eighth in.
ming
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Submits Tamely.

rs Scriblet what you would call
struggling author?"
No indeed. When an editor puts
him out he doesn't offer the slightest
resistance"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Serious One.

What was the last operation that
famous surgeon performed?"
He cut his wife out of his will"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
,Es YOUR HEAD ACHE

Try Hicks CAPUDINE. It's liquid pleas
ant to take-effects inlmediate-eood to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back if not satisfied. 10c., Csc. and
Doc. at medicine stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
For SIMMER HEADACHES

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy
no matter what causes them-whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc. loo, 25c and SOC per
bottle at medicine stores Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

I'm goin' to be farmer like pop
when I grows up. Wot you goin' to
be-"
"Me? I'm goin' to be bunco man
an take yer farm away from YOU"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

Mrs. winsrow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethiur, softens the gums, reduces iufamma:
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, CSC a bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
PaIIiatinq News.

"Oh. dear, officer, was my poor hus-
band shot when you got him to the
station?"
NO, madam; only half shot,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

Kitty (blushing)-1 am angry with
Horace, and only gave you that kiss
through revenge.
Harry Qaughing)-It reminded me
of revenge.
Kitty-In what way?
Is sweet"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Heredity.

Miss Comeup is now in the swim, -
She ought to take naturally to it.
Her father was a milkman."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

It Is easy for a girl to pretend to
love an old millionaire and fool him
into thinking 1t is real
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
as Plain.
deserted me ant
. announced tn,

lid he give for desert
d the prosecutor.
ant any lip from you. l
.rrant. l don't know what
, had"
k / understand his reason"
official feebly, as he proceed.
raw up a warrant.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

Every time you tell your troubles
you are wasting the other fellows
time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
CERTAINLY ANIMALS THINK,

Dinks-Do you believe that animals
think?
Winks-Certainly Doesn't the car
hog who takes up all the seat think
he owns the car?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
No Such Aspersjon

do you get a stipend for your
weekly work."
''Nothin' like that. l git reglar
pay"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

One of the suplime:,t things II ths
World i2 ptai4 LcIth '-EHlNar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

Open it just as you would any other
Decide what you wish
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM

Take tho Old standard GROVES TASTELBSS
CHILL TONIC, You know what you taxing
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing 1t simply Qulnine md Iron in tssteless
form. and the most efrctual furm. For grown
people and children, 90 cents ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

ct certainly must cost to live in
New York. Costs $4,000 to b'long to
the stock exchange. Why, I kin go
daown on court day an swap steers
fer nuthin'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
Accounted Fol

The piece was very raw
Then it deserved d roasting"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

Poultry Trade.
t the. following &C.
II poultry store
of the deceased
see a nice fat
mer, entering the
l the boy. Moth
.ectly." -Woman's
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25
pen
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satlon
W. POPE.
.3ible Institute.
Chicago

T: Acts 1:S-"'Ye shall be witnesses
- me-"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25


so~
IS
WORK
hlss you
*.
tf1 kinds Of
ADV.
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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-10-25

; mood)-You
things off till
put them off
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1912-12-06
General

Several sausage makers in Chicago
| will be arrested for using horse meat
and selling it for beef
Adolph Scheide, AZ years old, of
| Sheldon, Iowa, swallowed a piece of a
false tooth and died of strangulation.
Fire destroyed the factory of the
Gray Pay Telephone Co. at Hartford,
Conn. The loss is 100000.
Albert T. Patrick was released from
Sing Sing prison under the pardon of
Governor Dix of New York.
Schools will be established in Chi
cago to instruct election clerks and
Judges in order to facilitate the count
ing of votes.
A Rivers and Harbors and Pub
lie Buildings bill, together carrying
not less than 10000, 900, are planned
for the short session of Congress
Vincent Pazzetti, captain of the Lee
high University football eleven, saved
woman from being ground to death
under a train at Bethlehem, Pa, by
showing her out of danger
David Ilgin found his father hang
ing in his BAN in West Orange. n. j.
instead of cutting him down he hunted
for a policeman. When they reached
the barn Ilgin. Srs was dead.
julius Penta. % years old. Hun
garian miner, fell down a 100-foot
shaft at Franklin, N. j.. and was kill
ed. Two years ago his brother met
the same fate at the same shaft.
A dozen Cleveland boys, none more
than is years old. are accused of
starting Is fires in the last month.
They tried to make record for the
most blazes in the shortest time.
The Rev Joseph Nathaniel Blan-
chard rector of Grace Episcopal
Church of Madison, n j., and arch
deacon of the Newark diocese, died al
the POSTGRADUATE Hospital in New
York. following an operation
Rather than betray friend. Frank
Henry, the gentleman burglar" of
Brooklyn. accepted a fourteen-year
sentence in place of seven years for
burglary.
Mayor Harrison of Chicago an
nounced that he would not hamper
the usual gayties on New Years Eve.
Ministers asked the mayor to put on
the lid
Physicians connected with the New
York POSTGRADUATE Hospital are plan
ming to establish a laboratory at Spar
tansburg, S. c.. for the study of pella-
gra Mill workers in that section are
sufferers of this disease.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1912-12-06
Foreign

President-eleet Wilson visited the
Bermuda House of Assembly.
Prince Henry of Prussia, arrived in
London, travelling incognito.
The minister of public works of Ar
gentina has refused the conditions of
payment in connection with the pro
posed Faraquhar Syndicate's acquisi-
ton of the state railways.
A group of Independent rulers,
princes and mobiles OF India are plan
ming to collect funds to present Eng
land with three superdreadnoughts
and nine first-class cruisers.
1t was officially announced in Rome
that .54g Tripolitan tribesmen have
accepted Italian rule Most of the
troops will soon be Withdrawn from
Tripoi.
The minister of customs at Yelling
ton. New Zealand. announced that
tariff bill will be introduced in Parlia-
ment. taxing foreign goods in favor of
British manufactures.
Militant suffragettes in England put
acid into letter boxes TO destroy mail
as a new argument" for votes for
women"
The Greek government has ordered
the French mint TO strike off 10,00e
commemorative medals Of the present
war.
Owing to the decreasing birthrate in
France. the number of recruits availa-
bic for the army has been reduced
from 23s, 900 In 1906 to 215.000 in 1911.
A rich deposit OF radium is said 10
have been found near the Salzburger-
kopf in Austria.
Lieut-Gen. Uyehera. Japanese min
lister of var, resigned because the
cabinet refused his request for al in
crease in the army.
j. b. Manic. the English aviator.
crossed the English Channel for the
FIRST time in the history Of sinter fly
ing.
Dublin snffragettes made a night
raid on the fashionable section Of the
city and painted the doors Of 80 resi-
dences with the legend Votes for
Women"
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1912-12-06
Sporting

If the Cincinnati Reds fail to get
joe Tinker President Hermann will
place the team in Chances hands. If
on the other hand c. W Murphy of
the Cub trades Tinker to Hermann
the latter wi! not ask for waivers on
Chance
Abe Attel, for years featherweight
champion of America, has travelled
the long road over which many good
old veteran of the ring has gone be
fore Attel quit the ring after six
rounds of bout with Ollie Kirk.
The receipts from the Mandot-Riv-
ers fight at Los Angeles, Cal. were
s1s,623 What each fighter received
was not made public.
AID Wolgast lost his title as light
weight champion to Willie Richie in
the sixteenth round of scheduled
twenty-round fight at San Francisco
Wolgast lost on foul.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1912-12-06
Wall Street Surprised.

New York--Seldom has the fnan-
cal district been SO taken by surprise
by Supreme Court decision as it was
by the Union Pacific-S Southern Pacific
merger finding. Interests close to the
hartman Management had been quiet
~ told to look for this decision, and
mad been warned to expect a reversal
OF the Circuit Courts opinion. but in
other quarters the possibility of an
adverse verdict had hardly been ad-
mitted.
That many other lines, including
such railroads as the Pennsylvania,
the Rock Island and the New York
central, would be affected by the de-
cislon was the general belief at Union
Pacific headquarters.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1912-12-06
Personal

The infant son of Mrs. John Jacob
Astor and the late Col Aston, drowned
last April in the Titanic disaster, was
christened at the Astor home, New
York Like his father and others OF
the lire, back to is founder, he is John
Jacob Aston
Mrs William X Vanderbilt, of New
York, will endow the Big Sisters with
100000 a home for the girls will be
erected.
Vincent Aston, just of age was elect
ed to the board Of directors of the As
ter Trust Co
President and Mrs. Taft entertained
Mr. and Mrs W. c. Heron and Mrs.
7 K Mclaughlin at Thanksgiving
dinner at the White House. Robert
aud Charles Taft We're present Miss
Helen Taft was the only absentee.
Putnam patriot. [volume] (Putnam, Conn.) 1872-1962, 1912-12-06
COURT CONDEMNS
HARTMAN DEAL
Union Pacific Southern Pacific
Merger Violates Trust Law
DECISION HAS A WIDE REACH
An Stocks and Dividends Tied Tn
Until Plan of Segregation ls Worked
Quilt Must Be Submitted to
Lower Court Within Months.

Washington.-ln sweeping deci.
sion. which is generally regarded as
FAR reaching in its application TO other
combinations Of railway interests. the
Supreme Court of the United States
he'd that the Hartman merger OF the
Union Pacific and Southern Pacific
Railroad companies constituted a com.
bination in restraint of trade within
the meaning of the Sherman Anti
Trust law, and should be dissolved.
The decree of the court. ordering
The dissoluuon of the merger, provides
thal pans for accomplishing this end
shal he presented 10 the Supreme
Court within three months and to-
prt ide against delay in obedience to-
its mandate tie court added the sig
mica statement that if the plans
preseI ID We're unsatisfactory. the
court s.-,I proceed by reeeVership
and sale, If necessary, to dispose of
such stock in such wise as to dissolve
such unlawful combination. %
An impressive feature of the courts
action was that the decision was rem
dered by a unanimous bench. Asso-
ciate Justice Van Deyanter did not
take part in the hearing or disposal
OF the case, because he sat in the Cir
cult Court hearing, but his eight col
leagues assented TO the views. ex-
pressed by Associate Justice Day in
the formal opinion handed down In
eidentally they reversed the majority
finding of Justice Van Devanter, San
born and Adams, which dismissed the
Governments suit when it was
brought in Utah four years ago.
ID a nutshell, the meaning of the
decision is:
E. Il. Harriman's master achieve
ment, the merger of the Union Pacific
and Southern Pacific railroads, is
oyerthrown.
The Union Pacific Railroad Com
paHy must give up its control of the |
Southern Pacific Railroad, and must
dispose of the $126,650.000 stock it |
holds in the latter system.
Dividends on that 126.650.000 stock |
no longer will constitute part of the
earnings of the Union Pacific, which
now pays 10 per cent. dividends an
nually
Other railroads which had made or
planned similar combinations operat-
ing lines that are parallel from com
petitive viewpoint either must break
up those mergers eor not make them
A plan must be devised by the Union
Pacific financial management to DIS
pose of the 1926, $3.50, 900 stock Ni,hout
causing loss to either company or to
the stockholders of either company.
Competition must be restored be-
tween the two systems involved in the
Wall Street may no longer regard
Union Pacific as stock earning close
o ~ per cent, since the earnings on
he $126,650,O00 constituted a large
'art of the income of the Union Pa
life.