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The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26

S. w. Spencer, H. H. Hoffman,
Guy Boyer and Thomas Brennan
formed party that hiked out to-
the mountains in the vicinity of
the old Hamilton mill bright and
early Sunday morning with no
other purpose in view than that
of landing a big buck deer that.
was supposed to be staked out in
that vicinity and awaiting the ar
rival of these sports" that he
might be led to the slaughter.
The professor was the only real
hunter of the bunch as it trans
pired, and he bagged some game.
1t is reported, too, that he got
lost in going round the mountain,
but this is forgiven and forgotten
he got the game. But it is also
reported by others of the bunch
that the professor became greatly
excited and forgot that buck
deer is supposed to have hornss
the one he got had none and these
fellows are mean enough to say
that his deer turned out to be
Jersey calf. We can't vouch for
the truthfulness of this story,
but it must be so. There is moth
ing like getting game when you
go after it.
DR.. F. Dye is now comfortably
located in the Office rooms former
ly occupied by DR.. Metzler in the.
Odd Fellows building. He has
been busy for several days getting
fitted up and now has things in
such shape that he feels he will
become permanent fixture i'm
the town.
Harvey Yeager, of Portland,
visited the home folks in Heppner
a few days the past week on his
way to the Roundup.
Miss Lorena Meadows is visit.
ing in Heppner.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26
Mrs. Ehrgott Speaks.

Sarah B. F. Ehrgott of Portland
visited in Heppner on Thursday
last in the interest of Votes for
Women. Mrs Ehrgott came to
Heppner unannounced but was
given a fair hearing in a street
meeting in frontof the post Office.
She is a mighty bright little
woman, well posted on her SUBJ
ject and a good speaker. She
discovered a strong sentiment in
favor of votes for women at this
place.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26
Parker-Reaney.

At the home of the brides par
ents, near Lexington, on last
Sunday evening at the hour of
7:30, occurred the marriage of two
of Lexington's young people, Mr..
Arthur P. Parker and Miss Emma
Pearl Reaney. The ceremony
was performed by Rev. John Nc
Allister of Heppner under an
arch of green foliage and pink
and white cut flowers. Mr..
Arthur Beymer acted as best
man and Miss Hazel Reaney was
bridesmaid. Two little misses,
Clara 0. Phelps and Elvira T.
Lee were flower girl and ring
bearer, respectively, while Miss
Lucy Davis presided at the piano
and played the wedding march.
The bride was beautifully
attired ina dainty blue messalaine
trimmed in blue and gold over
lace with a rope girdle and
streamers Of blue satin ribbon.
She wore a brides veil caught
with wreath of orange blossoms.
The groom wore the conven-
tional black.
Following the ceremony a boun-
tiful wedding supper was spread.
This was very sumptuous and it
was immensely enjoyed by the
forty invited guests.
The young people were the re-
cipients of many valuable and
useful wedding gifts, among
which were the following: Set
of dishes, Mr.. and Mrs. C. F.
Parker; silver berry spoon, Mr..
and Mrs. j. S. Baldwin; silver
sugar shell, E. T, Carrie; silver
salad set, spoon and fork, Miss
Hazel Reaney; silver fruit knives,
Mrs. 7. H. Lee; silver gravey
ladel and cold meat fork, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. M. Parker; set of silver
teaspoons, Loyal Parker; set of |
silver tablespoons, Miss Lucy
Davis; silver sugar shell, Mr.. and |
Mrs. Tom Campbell; hand paint
ed gold ivory set, Mr.. and Mrs. !
w. G. Scott; glass fruit set, Mr.. !
and Mrs. F. w. Parker; cocoa set, !
Mrs. E. D. Palmer and daughter
Ceatta; combination set consist
ing of water set, fruit Set, tea
set, Mr.. Arthur Beymer; set of
china tea cups and saucers, Mr..
and Mrs. Clyde Wells; china tea
set and hand worked doiley, Mr.. |
and Mrs. R. H. Lane; set of
land worked pillow cases, set of
lrawn pillow cases, and set of
pillows, Mr.. and Mrs. N. S.
Phelps; Toilet set of ten pieces,
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Reaney:
able linen, Mr.. and Mrs. E. L.
2eaney; jelly dish, Edith Reaney;
land made sofa pillow, Clara
Phelps; big squash, little Andrew
Baldwin. Mr.. E. H. Carey, an
lncle of the groom presented the
lewly married couple with 200
,hares of the Stocton, Wyoming
)il Co. stock.
The young couple left for Pen
lleton on their honeymoon on
Dnesday morning and expect to
'isit relatives in Walla Wall be-
ore returning to Lexington
where they will make their home.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26
Card of Thanks.

We desire to thank the good people
Of Heppner for theii kind assistance
and tender sympathy attending the
death and burial Of our beloved hus-
band and father, and especially do we
thank those kind friends for the many
beautiful fiowres.
Mrs. Edward Hale and Family.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26
Farmers Attention!

DR.. J. F. Morel, state veteri-
marian, will be in lone on Satur-
day and Sunday, Sept. 27 and 28,,
to examine such horses as may
be afflicted with the walking
disease" If those having horses.
affected will call ]. H. Bryson at.
the lone livery stable they will
receive attention.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26
Christian Church.
Sunday, Sept. 20.

Sunday, Sept. 20.
Bible School. 10 a. m.
Subject for the II o'clock SER
vice: Nothing But Leaves. +"
Young peoples meeting, 6:45.
We have an excellent society, all
young people are invited.
The subject for the evening
service will be "The Unanswer-
able Question.
You are cordially invited.
H. A. VanWinkle, Pastor.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26

Heaters ? Yes, Sir. Call and see
them we think they are fine. Case
Furniture Co.
Woman loves a clear rosy complex
ion. Burdock Blood Bittsrs is splen-
did for purifying the blood, clearing
the skin, restoring sound digestion.
All druggists sell it, Price 81 90.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26

DR.. WinDsrd has taken a special
course on eve diseases and is prepared
to ft glasses properly.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1912-09-26

Harry Lister went to Hermiston to
have some repair work done ON his
wagon.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
SHE COULD ANSWER FOR HIM
Little Comfort for Candidate In Rec.
son Assigned by Wife for Her
Being Confident.

-
Mr.. Williams. one of 1--WE candidates
for the office of sheriff In one of the
northern counties of Wisconsin. was
making a house-tohouse canvass Of
rural districts soliciting votes. Com.
ing othe house of Farmer Thompson,
he was met at the door by the good
housewife. and the following dialogue
ensued:
rs Mr.. Thompson at homer"
mo. he has gone to town."
Il am very sorry. as would have
liked to talk to him.
lis there anything can tell him for
you?"
MY name is Williams, candidate for
sheriff. and wanted to exact prom
ise from him to vote for me at the
coming. election"
'Oh. that will be all right l know
he will promise. for he has already
promised four other candidates the
same thing."-Norman e. Mack's Ma
tional Monthly.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
A Break" on the Wire.

Two telegraph operators were seat
ed In downtown cafe, recently when
an athletic young man and an exceed.
ingly pretty girl entered. They were
placed at table opposite the key"
men, who were sitting side by side in
a position facing the girl. As is the
custom Of the craft when wishing to
discuss someone in a public place
they telegraphed to each other. using
their knives on the plate.
"Peacherino. isn't she?" one ticked
to the other.
"A tree FULL" came back the tap
ping reply: Wonder who the sack is
with herr"
Search me-looks like boob tied
up with wren like her."
But they aren't married. II they
are. all she needs to do to get a d.
vorce is to exhibit that map OF his
in court"
While the two men were enjoying
a huge laugh over their silent joke
they were surprised and somewhat
alarmed to hear some more table
knift telegraphy." The "peacherino"
was doing it and she did not look at
all pleased, either.
"You two would better look out
while you are all together" carelessly
licked her knife blade while she lis.
tened to something her companion
was saying. "This sack and boob, as
you call him, with the divorce map, is
my Observation-Disclosures by trade
He eats fresh little boys
Something happened to the wires"
about that time and all communication
ceased.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18

| |IQUESTIONS

Paper plates with roses painted
thereon come with doilies and paper
tablecloth to match. and are truly ar
tistic.
To remove the odor Of lsh from
forks. first wash the forks in hot water
and then remove from the water and
rub them over with tiny piece Of but
ter. Wash again and no odor will re-
main.
To clean fawn colored suede gloves
put the gloves on the hands and rub
them all over with mixture Of fuller's
earth and alam, then brush OF the pow
der and the gloves should look as good
Al new.
To renew chiffon spread a wet cloth
over very hot iron and hold the chif-
fon over the steamer until 1t Is free
from wrinkles. Repeat the process
with another hot iron and wet cloth
as soon as the steam begins to flow
feebly. The chiffon should be dried
quickly.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
SAW NO CAUSE FOR WORRY
Small Boy Pretty Well Satisfied That
the Future Was Not Likely to
Be Hard One.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer says:
A Lakewood woman was recently
reading to her little boy the story Of
young lad whose father was taken
i'll and died. after which he set him.
self diligently to work to support him
self and mother When sho had I'm
ished the story she said:
Dear Billy, II your papa were to
die would you work to support your
dear mamma?"
"Naw!" said Billy. Unexpectedly.
But why not?"
"Ain't we got good house to live
in?"
'Yes, dearie-but we can't eat the
house, you know"
"Ain't there lot O. stuff in the pam
try?"
Yes, but that won't last forever"
eth last till you git another hus-
band, won't It? You're pretty good
locker. mai"
Mamma gave up right there.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
WELL TO AVOID DAMPNEss
one Thing About Outdoor Life That
Can Not In Any Way Be Termed
Beneficial.


The woman who leads an outdoor
life must protect herself from damp
hess II she is to keep well. The mis-
lake Of the novice is trying to harden
herself as no seasoned tar would at
Tempt.
As rubbers wear out quickly when
sramping have waterproof shoes that
are guaranteed to shed moisture. yet
are light and shapely. They come In
Two heights, IL and 16 inches. or the
ordinary walking shoe may be made
in waterproof leather.
The woman who has once owned OIL
skins will never be without them.
There is q feather weight grade.
smooth. glossy and free from wrinkles
that Is made up into long coats with
warm corduroy collar; or. even
smarter. come In a Jacket and SKIRT
more convenient for use in boat.
For the head are rubber hoods with
; visor and deep collar that can be
folded into pocket compass. Rather
more becoming is the soft hat lined
with oiled silk.
A rubber blanket that .cids into a
neat case is great safeguard from
dampness. It can be used when sit
ting on damp ground, and keeps out
dampness when put over bedclothing
In outdoor sleeping.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Protection and shipping.

A representative of the Cramp
Shipbuilding company objects that
the granting Of American registry to
foreign-built ships would be the ap-
plication OF free trade to single in
dustry, which strikes him as unjust.
The fact is that the deep sea carrying
trade is one to which the protective
system cannot possibly be applied,
either directly or through the protec-
ton of the shipyards.
Where both ends of a maritime
route end In our own Jurisdiction we
can shut out foreign competition, and
we do SO; only ships of American
registry can engage in the coastwise
trade. Where one end Is in our own
and the other end in foreign coun-
try we cannot apply the protective
system, either by restricting the
ships that may be employed, or by
differential duties on the goods. or by
flag duties, or differential port
charges, on the vessls. 1t ought to be
perfectly plain that any discrimina-
tiop against foreign vessels will be
retaliated against by foreign coun-
tries. and the logical result, and also
the reductio ad absurdum, would
be that all imports would come in
our own vessels and all exports would
go out in foreign vessels, and both
domestic and foreign vessels would
cross the ocean in one direction
empty, and freight rates would have
to be 80 high as to pay for the round
trip with cargoes carried one way.
The deep sea carrying trade is in
herently competitive, and we cannot
possibly change it.
What good does 1t do the Ameri-
can shipbuilder to limit American
registry to the products Of his yard?
Ships under foreign flags can bring
goods to and take goods from our
ports, and this must be 80 until we
are willing to have our shipping
barred from foreign ports. American
registry is not necessary to enable
vessel to do business in our ports or
even to be the property of our citi-
zens, and Americans own large
amount of shipping under foreign
flags.
II our yards are not now building
vessels for the deep sea trade, how
could their business be affected II
American registry were granted to
foreign-built ships? Our yards cannot
lose anything they have not got. and
never can get, until they can COM
pete with foreign shipyards.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Sandwich Labels.

The clever hostess of today will let
no little idea of table service escape
her observing eyes II she enjoys the
reputation Of having things just right.
Not only must she be supplied with
little menu cards. place cards. tiny
dinner cards, but now she must use the
attractive little name cards for sand
wiches.
We all know from experience that
almost all dainty sandwiches look
alike, SO wise brain has decided that
the hostess must label her viands.
For garden parties. al fresco teas. buf.
fet breakfasts and informal veranda af.
fairs these convenient name cards ap-
pear.
As many hostesses have the little
solid silver tags into which the name
of the liquor or cordial written on q
card Is inserted, the same tags might
utilized for the assorted sandwiches.
The English custom of labelling heav-
lily garnished dishes might be used on
some occasions by the American hos
tess. and she would surely be consid-
cred most thoughtful woman.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
STEEL TRUST. TREASON
ARMiNa POSSIBLE ENEMIES or
THE UNITED STATES.
Under Protection Il Sells Armor Plats
to Foreign Nations 20 Per
Cent. Cheaper Than
At Home.

The steel trust is a great financial
industrial, and especially . great po.
litical institution.
Through political influence it gets
free trade labor and the highest kind
Of protection" on its manufactured
product.
Through its control of the Roosevelt
administration 1t received permission
to break the law. and buy in at panic
prices the property of its only strong
competitor, the Tennessee Coal and
Iron company.
Through its control of every Repub.
lican administration 1t has been able
to follow course Of downright trea.
son toward the United States govern
ment and still keep the favor Of that
government
The steel trust sells armor plate to
Japan and other foreign nations 40
per cent. cheaper than 1t sells the
same armor plate to the government
Of the United States.
The armor plate for which the trust
gets 500 from our'own government ia
sold for $50 to the government OF
Japan!
Think what this means.
Do you understand It?
Can you grasp the full meaning OF
it!
It means that Japan can build q
battleship Of American steel for $6,.
100000 which would cost our own gov
ernment $10.000.000!
It means that Japan need spend
only IS to match our $10-in our own
markets.
It means that for the same money
Japan can build almost twice as big q
feet as our own government can, and
build 1t of American steel!
1t means that the steel trust ID
robbing the people Of the United
States with one hand and arming pos.
sible enemies of the United States
with the other.
This Is one use the steel trust
makes of the tariff.
And the steel trust which does this
comes whining to congress for pro
tection." and doesn't want the tarifl
revised save by a board Of experts
steel trust experts.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
A Useful Invention.

A Yorkshire farmer was paid by
check for some cattle he had sold. It
was the first time it had ever hap
pened.
Whats this?" he asked. r.
why. money for the beasts" said
the cattle dealer.
The farmer stared, and had to he
assured that IL he took 1t to the bank
they would give him gold for 1t.
"Well." said he. "Awrl try. but II
It's a wrong 'un thoull hear about It,"
The check was cashed, Of course.
and the farmer went home happy, but
he could not sleep. He had seen q
wonderful thing, and 1t had excited
him. AS soon as day broke, he made
for the cattle dealers house, and
woke the dealer.
TITS me-" me said "Where's tha
got thin bits of paper from? Aw cud
do wi half dozen myself"
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Time for Another.

Fred c. Kelley was stopped by q
panhandler at street corner in Wash
ington to hear talo Of woe. Kelly
gave the teller quarter.
A month later the same man
stopped him at the same place and
told him the same tale Of woe.
Nix" said Kelley ut is only
month ago that you stopped and told
mo that story and gave you a quar-.
ter"
"a month ago." asked the panhan-
dler.
"Yes," replied Kelly firmly.
WELL" said the panhandler, 'you.
don't expect me to live on quarter
any longer than that, do you
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
"GOOD STUFF"
A Confirmed Coffee Drinker Takes to
r Postum.

A housewife was recently surprised
when cook served Postum instead of
coffee. She says:
For the last five or six years have
been troubled with nervousness. in
digestion and heart trouble. couldn't
get any benefit from the doctors med
icine SO finally he ordered me to stop
drinking coffee. which I did.
Il drank hot water while taking the
doctors medicine. with some improve
ment. then went back to coffee with
the same old trouble as before.
"A new servant girl told me about
Postum-said her folks used it and
liked it in place Of coffee. We got a
package but I told her I did not be-
lieve my husband would like 1t, as he
was a great coffee drinker.
ITO my surprise he called for q
third cup, said it was good stuff' and
wanted to know what it was. We
have used Postum ever since and both
feel better than wa have in years.
"My husband uaed to have bad
spells with his stomach and would be
sick three or four days, during which
time he could not eat or drink any,
thing. But since he gave up coffee
and took to Postum. he has had no
more trouble, and we now fully be-
lieve it was all caused by coffee.
Il have not had any return of my
former troubles since drinking Pos
tum, and feel better and can do more
work than In the last ten years. We
k-YO =
tried 1t and did not like It,, tell them
1t makes all he difference as to how
it's made. It should be made accord
ing to directions-then it Is delicious"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich. Read the book. "The
Road to Wellville." in pkgs. There's
q reason"
Ever read the above lettert A new
enc appears from time to tine. They
are geauine. tree, and full Of hunaA
1ntefest. AAvs
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Daddy. whack.Whack.

On the occasion Of her last visit to
a certain Baltimore household young
matron Of that city found little
friend in tears.
What's the matter with little Ma
rie?" she asked. endeavoring to con-
sole the weeping child.
Daddy has just given me whack-
whack," the youngster replied between
sobs. .-...-.-..- ..s.,...---. ...
"Thoughtless daddy" exclaimed the
young woman. repressing smile.
"And where did he whack-whack little
Marie?"
ION the. back Of my tummy," was
the answer.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Spanish Rareblt.

One-half onion chopped fine and
fried brown in one tablespoonful but
ter. Add one pound of mild cheese
broken in bits and stir until melted.
and then add one-kalf teaspoonful of
mustard and salt and pepper to taste.
Then add two-thirds of cup of strain
ed tomato and let cook a short time.
stirring occasionally, and then add two
well-beaten eggs. stir we'll and cook
one minute.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Had Him Sized Up.

Willie Chumpleigh - "D'ye know,
Miss Gladys, hadn't been talking to
your father more than couple OF
minutes when he called me a brain.
less idiot?" Miss Gladys-"Indeed! {!
wonder what caused the delay?"
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
JoIIyIna the Native.

I'm tired Of sticking to the farm"
complained the country youth.
''It is rather sticky" returned the
city boarder gazing at the others
shoes "Why don't you get the old
man to, have the farm paved?"
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
A Point In vsrbaIIsm.

Professor Ito class in compositionJ
Someone in the class recently re-
feYred to woman as of medium
size" Please avoid this expression
In referring to woman; 1t smacks to
much of commercialism."
Freshman - But, professor, she
might be ION the market"
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Burned the Wind,

"Sam, were you in that riot last
night?" "Yassir." did you run like
the wind, Sam?" mo, sir. l didn't
run like the wind, deed didn't. But
l passed two niggers that was run
ming, like the wind."-Argonaut.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18

Kitty fblushing)-I am angry with
Horace. and only gave you that kiss
through revenge.
Harry Qaughing)-It reminded me
of revenge.
Kitty-In what way?
Harry-Well. you know. revenge
is sweet" fEs
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18

Colonel Roosevelt announces that
It will take more than so years to
put all his ideas into effect. He must
not worry; the country will be will
ing to wait a great deal longer than
that for most of them.-Philadelphia
Press.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
Not So Mean,

"say, Sam, did you give your friend
quid pro quo when he >ent You q
silk umbrella?"
mo. stree, nothin' SO stingy as that
about me. l sent hin, hack gold.
headed cane"
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
DENVER & RIO GRANDE-wEsTER
PACIFIC

'The Royal GorgeFeather River
Canon Route"
Taken together form the most beauti-
full line OF continuous travel Denver,
Salt Lake, City, San Francisco
The marvellous scenic attractions of
the Rockies, the Great Salt Beds Of
Utah and the wonders of the Sierras
can be seen from the car windows,
without extra expense for side trips,
SUPERB DINING CAR SERVICE,
For illustrated descriptive matter,
write Frank A. Wadleigh. General
Passenger Agent, Denver & Rio Grande
Railroad. Denver, Colo.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
A While for a Time.

A Cleveland school teacher writes
that she asked her class what was
the difference between the expires.
sions, "a WHILE" and "a time," says
the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Nobody
seemed to have any ideas on the sub
ject. Finally the light Of intelligence
was seen to shine in the eyes Of one
little boy, and the teacher called upon
him to save the intellectual honor of
~the class.
II know, teacher!" he cried eager
ly. when papa says he's going out
for a while, mamma says she knows
he's going out for time!"
That's one way of looking at It.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18

Many a mans bad luck is due to
the fact that he has neither inherited
ability nor acquired industry.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18

Be happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue;
much better than liquid blue, Delights
the laundress. All grocers. Adv.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18
PaIliatinq News.

"Oh, dear. officer, was my poor hus-
band shot when you got him to the
station?"
''No, madam; only half shot"
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18

Most of our comforts grow up be.
tween our crosses.-Young.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-10-18

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums. reduces infamma.
tiou. alisys pain. cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Adv.