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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1912-11-19

Der. Wilma, Der Dor afosbe g.. G..
Inoerions eneite 8arn, bar fsbt /
cargo, men flptteoe / en- una Mloer
oertrn og man bar life iItano til at
ftroe benoe, troos at bun mn iaien
boeoe ! Sarge. gun er nemIia MI
gift og bprer Rabnet garnes, % BET
bar fnn tilf9lbis at oct opbaaebes,
at glma Inberion og Mrs. Barnes
bar iamme Berion.
3estes 8rapteb. gutoriteterne
| 8iboer Gountp bar b9ret / flor Sor.
legenbeo meo SenIpn til @rapiteb
for George 8ufer, ben Worber, ser
forleoen lpnfeoes / Steele. Ser er
nemlig / Gountpet ingen "Tottema.
gers gger", o. ane @rapplabie bar
beitertt luffet fine Borte for ben itaf.
fels Worbers Sig. gn grooer af
aibsbe bar ienbt Benge til geitri.
oelie Of gegrapeliesubgtfter, men ser
er life llbiigter til, at nogen orient
Zig 9iiptteIie fan finoe Steb / aio.
ser Gountp. Ser bar berfor neret
paatale at bringe 9iget til gurleigb
Gountp, bppr Der ifal bore e, "Bot-
temagers Iger" elIer 8rapplaos for
Iaabamne llbifrlo, ioh ingen bill moo.
ta9e.
Sp,ucr Gitp bicmibst. 0en file
9p Soper Gitp, beliggenoe life
langt ira Sarge, blep forr1ge uge
biemiegt at to lllpffer, nemlig ferft
en- @aserploiipn, Der Sirsoug aften
la9oe gpens Sotel / Giiiner, og Nat
til Srebag al en- Sloebrano, Der Der.
iebe belle observation-disclosures. Wfr.
og Wrs. gloerbuih fom alporltg til.
Ifabe peo grpIoiionen, ligeiom flere
al @ieiterne lit mere eaer mittore
aIporlige Npltelier, men ane pente-
bes cog at Hippo fra BET meo 2tpet.
Sen Slbebranb, Der ct Ear Gage ies
mere anretteoe langt itsrre Sfaoe,
opItoo / 8beelers Sabelmagerperf.
Iteb, bporfra ben iprebte rig til
Ioetbfes &isbuoialg, Mifolais Utos
oebanoel, @orbees' Sernpareblltif,
Sirit National ganf og @pmans
gamingsbus. st BELT &partal Log
bes / aife, og Sabet oiI blipe meget
tort.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1912-11-19
BEN BEAR.

Department f, DecOrah, iowa.
81 War paa bet famine Siprue.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1912-11-19
llhper Gpisl9ier bebBper apoe &arte.
Tetp Genius tSeapen at
Gram's Superior
Nefereuce Starter
iYortfoIiofcrmat


er be nbeite, tpbelisite % melt paalioes
lige Starter oper DC enfeite Statcr /
nnionen, iom Tan faaes fisbt.
Sisie Starter er Of famine apalitet Iom
De toItbareie SGsfarter. 5pperne er
itpre p9 lette at l9ie. Spert gpuntp er
aoItilt peb fprlfiellis Sarue. Ifitanoen
melem Observation-Disclosures, gountp.
ieats, % ale Serubaner op til Satp er
an9ipet paa bisie &arter.
Sc er trpft pua ipecielt tpft Sapir
40x5o Srmmer iom let for fig ioloe. Be
er iploet til ct befpemt Sprmat (Sx1O
9ommer). &artene er iaitet til ct it9rft
Smilag af COB, tpt 8palitet.
GDeite NoIfet9 IinsSHac.
@n 2iite oper ale 8per, 2anosbper,
Counter er trpft paa 8asiioen Of bpert
&art ps piier, bpprleoes man pieblittelia
fan iinbe ct Steo. os for bpert Iapn er
tiliciet Snobpsserantallet ifplse iioite
Solfet9u Hing.
St fan itaffe bisie uppertrufne Starter
poer fplsenoe Stater: Minueiota, @is=
eoniin, u. Safota, g. Saiota, Soma,
Waitinston, Montana % Ganaoa.
Yris pr. aart, frit tilienot so Gents.
@eo "Yoiten'' It 9lari SoriinS S1.45.
b. AnundSen Publ. Co.
DEBORAH, Iowa.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1912-11-19
mfarnnHn.

Sprimaar SefretrrembeSet. Sobn
90. @interbotbam, ser iiben Statens
Sernbanefommisiion oprettebes bar
peret Sefretpr for benne, IfaI efter
i'm Spieerfaber / Seras bape arpet
en- rllno Miaion Collars, o. ban bur
berfor reiigneret fra fin Stiaing for
at baretage fine egne Ifferer. s
bans Steb er ubnepnt Grid 6.
Stern al @ilpaufee. Boiten afIen.
mes meb $4,000 ON Iaret.
Sernfnnb MGR Gbinelanber. Hoa.
le Gutter, Der bar paa Sareiogf, op.
basebe for fort Sio iiben Sernerts
omtrent b~aIpatben Mil n~oroenfor
&~binelmber, % iaapel limited Sta-
tes Steel Corporation iom SnDepen-
bent Ssron 60. bar aIerebe bragt
9%orenlaifiner til SteSet for at for.
pisie fig ON @rtsleiernes ltbftrnf.
ming. 9ette Sorisgsarbeioe Iises I'll
Gaaren at billie blipe brepet meo
itsrit mulig Sart.
We0uperns Hlnralifct 1875.
Deb unbtaeelie at Milpmifee fore
laa Ser iibite Srebas officielle Sp.
gaper fra ollie CITIZENS gaIgiteoer,
% 8itperner Mc@operns IIuraIitet
inttes oerpeo til 1926, ibet ban
meneS of baoe erboIbt 179,479
Stenmer MOB 168,203 for aareI
(8emofrat), 34,2S7 for Ebompion
(SocinliiD oe 1906 for SIN @robi-
bitioniit). Sor G~r9iioent er Stem-
meeipnineen Tom fsleer: IiITon
164,409, Saft 13O,s7S, @~ooiepeIt
5S.66t, 0ebs 34,t2O, Gbafin g..
40 oe Steiner 69s Stemmer. IiI.
ions Nluralitet ipttes berpeo iii 49,.
531. Sorilo1et ON at gipe &ptnoen
Stenmeret fines forfaitet meo rtor
Iaioritet. S 20 ubaf II Gorntper
er Ser fditet 356,437 Stemmer,
bporaf fun 1872, 046 / Sapsr al
ImenSementet % 224.39t imop.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1912-11-19

86eelocf, 81. Sal.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1912-11-19
@erbens itprite Niamant bIep nm.

yeroenS ttprtfe Startanf bleb M.
Iia funbet | ben iaafaIbte Iremier.
Mine | SransoaaI, Spbairifa. Gen
peiebe life mirtbre enb 1,649 anrat.
Men mn mebbeles fra Sobannes-
burg, at bens 9oalitet oesp9rre life
er al beoite Sort, iaa Stenen life
er Ia p9roitaIo. iom man fsrit
troeoe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1912-11-19
"SnSDennen"
lige iaa goo Jon, ,,D otter
ii WarS Srua.

Srsbennen iom hi fiji for II Gar iiSeu
er en- eob Spmaifine. Sen gisr ubmers
tet Nrbeibe / ale 9ele.
Sen fer no at bore Iise iaa 9ob III
iom ba hi fir ben. q. Woeu.
Barrett, Winr.
Set er mi ct aar til Sui iiben hi MODS
to8 Ssmaitinen "SuSbennen" ps pi lifer
BEN ubmerfet sobt.
CLAUS o. Spine.
86eeIocf, 81. Sal.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Urresscrsble.

4 Scottish farmer whose farm wal
| on the hills to the north ut Strathmor'
had bought while on visit TO Perth
his stock of matches for the winter
Possibly one or two of the boxes ma =
have got damp on the way home Any
way. when his wife took out the first
box she found that the matches would
not light The Garner also tried then
unsuccessfully, taking samples from
several boxes
On his next visit TO Perth he TOOK
the pile of matchboxes with him and
threw them Indignantly on the counter
OF the tobaccouist with the remark.
"They Wilma licht"
Wilma lichtr' repeated the shop
keeper, surprised. He took ont one
match. drew it smartly across the side
OF his trousers leg and brought it NJ
aligbt. The farmer watched him in
tently, and the shopkeeper repeated
this with number of the matches.
each OF which spluttered into fame
What do you mean" he demanded
by sayin' they Wilma licht?"
Aye" said the farmer. but do you
think can come doom a the road to
Perth To- hae a rub o. your breeks every
time l want licht?"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
AIRSH|P LINE TO
CROSS ATLANTIC


Berlin, Dee. ga voyage by air
across the Atlantic IN two and one =
haIt days Is the plan Of a group of
German capitalists who have formed
a company To build transatlantic bal
looms. Plans for the aerial ocean
cruisers have gone SO far that ground
Tor giant hangar las been bough.
on the European side of the ocean and
representative viii 20 to the United
States this week To find suitable
station on that side.
II is claimed that Herr Boerner. tho
well known German inventor. whose
machine is To be built. has at last
solved the problem OF a safe and sane
lying machine II is composed of
iltty-livc small balloons covered over
with shell and II struck by light
ming. II is said, viii suffer no llama &c.
rus is supposed Ia remedy the fatal
defect of the Zeppelin dirigibles.
The inventor and those backing him
not only claim that the new balloon
will carry more than 900 persons and
make tho 1000 mile Journey i'm two
and onc-half days. but also maintain
perfect safety, and absolute comfort
VIII be one OF the chief features Of
the journey The speciHca tons of the
new diriSibic have already been drawn
up in thirt"-six sizes for various pur-
poses The type destined for transat-
lantic passage will he constructed to
navigate on water if necessary. as
well as ny.
1t will have u length OF about 300
meters (s75 feeD by 80 COS rccD in
width. aud will he fitted with thirty
tour henzinc motors. seventeen or
each side, on an entirely new system
capable of developing more than 5000
horsepower. enabling the ship To man
cuvcr in all directions. and providing
the airships with its own dynamic
power for rising and descending.
which remarkable result will permit
the elimination of ballast and loss of
gas Il is estimated the ship will
have an average speed of sixty-seven
miles IN hour. and have Il Fitting force
of 2l0 tons. which win enable IL to
carry ZIG passengers with crew of
to2. The total cost of each ship is cal.
'ulatcd at si65,OOO.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
No Place Like Il.

There's no place like home. said the poet
Or some such expression as that
But that was. 7 feel very certain.
Before they invented the Nat.
Before every corner and crossroad
Along on each side OF the street
Had stores that we're open on SUNDAYS
With goods that we're ready 10 eat.
The home that the poet had pictured
That had In his mind such cha I'm.
Was some little cot in the village
Or some roomy house on the farm.
With vines running over the doorway,
With porches both shady and wide.
lawn and some trees and garden
And old fashioned eating inside
His mind didn't banker for dwellings
With walls that were bare and severe
Up three flights of stsirways and maybe
A few darkened rooms in the rear.
Just room for a very small woman
IL wed 10 a very small man
And. waiting him there on the table,
dinner that came in a can.
There's no place like home. said the poet
Some modern men say so "a well.
For after they've tried Il a season
They quite often sock a hotel.
The yearning for home and for mother
What sticks I'm the memory like 'that1
But will the old man OF the future
Revert to the two by four lat1
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Tho Mayor Wanted to Know.

In an English town a Inau who was
injured in n serious ease of assault wns
driven TO the hospital on brewer S
dray. and the shaking he received in
transit considerably retarded his re
covery
why wasn't the police station am
bulance there to remove him. de
manded the mayor. who was chairman
VI the justices
ut was in use NJ the time. sir" an
swered the chief consta bic, with a Wis.
ible embarrassment.
1T generally is when most needed"
sarcastically commented the mayor
In what way were you using il on
this particular occasion; Don't evade
the question. sir demand an an
swcr.''
Very well sir. as You insist will
tell YOU" replied the chief constable
at was carrying back the gold aud sil.
yer plate your wife borrowed for the
msyoral banquet"
Then the mayor grew crimson and
fercely threatened to clear the court
If any more of that senseless titterins
is heard"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
-s--..r
- The -
Scrap Book
Didn't Understa nd.

The daughter OF an old farmer was
, reading the local paper to him. She
had got to the personal paragraphs
and read this:
Mrs. William Morritts. nee Black
has returned from visit To- her par
ents in London"
II don't quite understand that" said
the old gentleman.
what don't YOU understand in
luired the daughter.
THAT part about Mrs. William Nor
ritts, nay Black What does nay
Black mean?"
"Oh, that's French and means that
she was born Black"
Born black" exclaimed the father
excitedly
yes Nee Is French for 'boru'"
well. II amt So CALCULATED the old
man, jumping mp and shaking his fst
II knew her parents. and they were
rs white as anybody that ever lived.
and III write 90 that editor about it,"
Before he started of however. the
daughter explained matters. aud the
old gentleman cooled down.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Templars Drink Toast.

Copper country and sojouruin.
knights Templar, at II o'clock yes
terday morning rose aud drank n toas
to the health OF the grand master oi
the lnighthood in accordance with an
old established custom in this Masoni,
body.
knights Tcmplar the world over
were drinking the same toast at the
same time In the east. the Obscrv
ancc Is held at the stroke Of - Tho
difference IN time made ii one huu,
Cariler in Calumet
The toast ;his year Is as follows.
TO our grand master, Most Emi-
rcut Sir William Cromwell Mclish. -
worthy successor to those gallant
knights who have So ably led the Tenn
rIar host. May his future he long aud
prosperous
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
We'll Satisfied.

A priest was giving lecture ON the
evil Of great wealth IN the audience
was man the priest knew. The man
was the father of seven girls. aud In,
lecturer pointed to this man MS an eS
ample Think" said the priest 'oi
being the proud father Of seven daugb
ters. Think who is happier-the man
with million dollars or the man who
is the father Of seven daughters.
will ask you. MIR. Sheldon. who do you
think is the happier" said the priest
pointing to the subject Of his argu
ment The man arose and said: ia.
Their. think that n mas with seven
daughters is the happier msu with
million dollars worries for more. A
iaau with seven daughters uever does. "
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Carving a Name.

] wrote my name upon the sand
And trusted il would stand for ave.
But soon, alas. the refiuent sea
Had washed my feeble lines away!
i carved my name upon the wood
And after years returned again.
1 missed the shadow az the tree
That stretched OF old upon the plain
To solid marble next my name
! gave q perpetual trust.
An earthquake rent II to its base.
And now 1T lays o'erlaid with dust.
All these have failed In wiser mood
turn and ask myself What then p
II 7 would have my name endure
III write II on the hearts OF men
In characters Of living light
or kindly deeds and actions wrought,
And these. beyond the touch OF time,
Shall live immortal as my thought.
-Horatio AlKcr
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
He Baked.

A 6edgling composer took his first
opera TO Massenet You know, IT
course" began the visitor, that Mo.
liere used to read his pieces 10 an old
woman iu the belief that scenes which
found favor with her would he liked
also ny the audiences My reason for
asking you TO listen to my work is
somewhat the same know that
whatever p'eases YOU will also please
the public" You are very kind" re
Piled Massenet. very kind indeed, but
really. since YOU are not Moliere. 7 soc
woman"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
PROGRAM BY CAROL CHOIR.
VIII DC Rendered Saturday Evening
in Salvation Army Hall.

wv od'Ndt'oN army nan.
The salvation Army carol choir will
render a number of carols Saturda ,
evening in the Army hall. corner ol
lortland and Seventh street, assisted
by other local vocallsts. the program
20 start at o'clock The choir is
composed of about forty voices. Thr
choir sang at several Of the local hos
iptals as well as members homes
Yesterday. and was much appreciated
The program for Saturday evening
is as follows:
Carol-"Awake. Awake"
Solo--"Star Of the East. Mrs. Adm
tant jackson.
Carul--"Angels Proclaim"
Duet-Charles Holman and Miss El.
la Scoble.
Carol-"AnGelic Host"
Mixed Embellishments Nelson
Carrie Hodge and John and Richart
Holman.
CarOl-"Srar Of Beihlcheu "
Cornet solo--IIerbcrt Nelson
Carol--"IIail. Sacred Day"
Selection by the band
Carol-"Lu He Comes"
Duet Mesdames Toms and Carte,
Hark. the Glad sound
Solo-Walter Jeffrey.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
GUILTY OF LESSER CHARGE.
Alleged "Cuttir, Case" Al Hencvs Dis
ncsed OF Today,


Louis 10th and Joseph MICA of Re
nova. who were arrested u short tim,
q 80 on charges of assault with iutcn
10 do great bodily harm less than tn,
crime of murder. on complaints lodg
ed by Peter Gauzsos and Alec 10th
respectively, appeared before Justic,
William Fisher this morning TIL,
charges were the result of an alleged
disturbance at a dance at Rcnova IN
which the plaintiffs alleged they wer,
The victims of knife wounds at tn,
lands of the defendants.
Upon recommendation of Acting
Prosecuting Attorney Anthony Lucas
the charges were changed to assault
and battery, a crime of lesser dcgre,
and after ~ trial by jury, both de.
PENDANTS were found guilty. Migt
was ordered to pay line of SEQ anc
costs and 10th II fine of $50 and costs
Both promised to pay.
Another case is still pending as .
result of the alleged Renova melee In
which Peter Gancsos is the defendant
charged with assault and battery,
The case of Martin Gasparovich
charged with receiving stolen goods
which was started In Justice Fisher
court Tuesday afternoon was con.
tinucd until tomorrow morning at
O'Clock.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
pYthian Relief Fund

Grand Chancellor Charles W. Mich
oils of the Michigan Knights of pyth
las has sent the following onicl,
communication TO the different lodges
ann happy to announce that th.
Grand Is. II. N = has filed in my al
fec his official certificate that tb,
amendment tu the Grand Statutes re,
alive to our Grand Lodge Foundation
Relief Fund has been approved bv
the Affirmative vote ol 100 lodges. -
shown by certificates ,n Tile in his ur
flee from such lodges therefore or-
ficially declare that such amendment.
known as Sec. ~ of chap. NJ of tho
Grand Statutes is now Ina fun fare,
and effect The amendment reads a..
follows:
"iia.- Every subordinate lodge shair
also nay To the Grand Lodge. with
each semi-annual report, ten cents ne.
capita tax toI every uu-suspcudci
member. and the proceeds of surh
per capita tax shall Ice placed in IN.
Grand Lodge Foundation Relief Fund
and become q part of the principal o.,
said fund, to be invested aud admin.
istercd as provided by law. Thi
statute shall take effect when il shall
ho approved by the Affirmative vote
of one hundred subordinate lodges.
The first installmen, of per capita
tax herein provided for shall he pai
with Che somi-annual report for tn,
term following the date when thi
statute shall take effect"
An Subordinate lodges are hcrcb..
advised that the FIRST per c,pito
tax provided for in this statute will
I've PAYABLE with the semi-annual re
port For the term ending Juno 3Oth.
1918, Which hold is the term follow
mg" ihc date when this statute took
effect.
thank the 'ythians dl Michigan
for the generous aud noble manner in
which they responded in support of
this grand project of Pythian Charity
and Bcncvolcncc. II makes me feet
more than ever that Friendship. Char
ity and Bcncvolcucc i'm our great or
der Is u sublime reality and not
merely something talked about. IN
good old Michigan we DO nobl
things, not dream them all day long"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
prosit Club Officers.

The officers elected at the rcceut AN
nual meeting of the prosit club vii
he installed at special meeting To b,
held AZ the club house on New Year.
day. There will hc q social session in
connection, IT being the annual ban
puot of the club. II is expected thcr,
viii be a large attendance of mem
bCrs aud their friends
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Swedish Benevolen, soeic,.


he swedish Benevolent Society b,.
elected the following officers for In,
ensuing year:
PRESIDENT Ernest Forsbcre.
zee President Fred Swanson.
Zee. Secretary Andrew Lekseu
Financial Secretary Ernest Au.
strom
1reaSulel-Allred Forsbera.
Trustees Edw. Freeman. .Iuhn
johnson, Olob lledblom. Frank Fran.
3u'St and Chas. Norbom.
Marshal Henry Smberg.
10 Arrange For Banquet,
Helping lianu Tent, No. 81 q. IL
WI hold It's annual meeting SATURDAY
evening. officers Will he nominated
ANA elected ana arrangements will bo
completed for turkey supper 10 b,
held carly in the new year. marking
the formal close Of the membership
contest which has been conducted Tur
some time past. II is expected this
viii be big function with the mem
DCrS
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
To Install Officers.

The newly elected officers of Calu
met todgc, No pa, T.. Il \. NJ. viii be
Installed this evening 10y NJ. NJ Nor
riSou of Calumet II is planned t,
with the installation ceremonies and
II is expected the event will prove .
very pleasant one.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
NEWS OF FRATERNAL
IHc ~A SOCIETIES


cuts nave been paid and the mcmber
snip Is larger than one year ago.
ne officers propose 10 inaurur,,ir
y big membership campaign ana win,
TINS object in view have secured sno
'''' olsprnsation 10 reduce the initia
'l'h lees by onc-half for the mex,
','ItS days The members will bc
divided into two sides under chosen
captains aud every effort win he made
I" increase the membership
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Fels-Naptha to the Rescue

Miss Dajaty-"Oh, Anty John and were coming home
IN the automobile and something went wrong with
the machinery. ! got out to help And-oh dear.
the first thing knew ! was grease and grit from
head TO foot. Ny suit is ruined; know it is
Antg Drudge-"Don't worry about that my dear It
isn't so bad at all little Fcls- Naptha Soap and
cool or lukcwarm water, and that suit will look az
good as new in iiiTy Fels- Napha Soap has been
washing things clean Tor many years. Now
along and get your beauty sleep and tomorrow Wen
get at that suit with Fcls- Naptha Soap
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
German Aid Society .

The annual meeting of the German
Aid society will be held tomorrow
evening and efforts are being made To-
get out large attendance officers
Tor the ensuing year will he chosen
aud reports will be presented. The
society has enjoyed II very prosperous
year, although some heavy death ben
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
ladies' Auxiliary.

The Ladies' Auxiliary of the \. q
H. will hold it's annual meeting for tho
election Of officers tomorrow evening
MI members are urged To- bc in at
tendance
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Tolerated Him.

Nv ho is TINT beautiful woman7"
That is Mrs jerks. the great socie-
ty leader"
And who Il the man she spoke to go
condescendincly?"
oh. thats only the merchant she
owes for her fan outfit"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26

IL is something OF n surprise to the
man who thinks he is the whole thing
TO see the whole thing move smoothly
along without hitch when he takes It
into his little head 10 drop out.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Was " i-terticrslf

~ believe Brown Is next door To =
lunatic"
How dare you?''
Don't yon think so? DO ron know
him?"
Know him? live next door to
him"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Charity Lodac No. 1911.

The deferred election of Charitv
lodge No. 1871. knights of Pythia,
viii be held this evening. Plans HAY.
been madc for an informal social scs
sion IN connections
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26

Placing watch under a tumblcr
near the bed of sick pei son will
give him relief from the ticking.
which is frequently very trying to
highly sensitive nerves.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Calumet Encampmnnt.

The members of Calumet Encamp
mCnt, l. q. o. T.. will meet tomorro''
evening to confer the Royal Purple
degree. \ large attendance is desired.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Ahead That Much,

II like to pay cash for what I buy.
And ] like to run y bin"
"What is the advantage In thatT
Sometimes ! eau outruD It,"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26

Kansas City's new union passen.
ger station is to have a motion pic.
.ure show to entertain persons walt
ing for trains.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
Who7

"She Is a terrible flirt"
"Who does she firt WITH"
ANY one who will firt with her"
"Who DOESN'T"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26

Chicago firm has been denounce,
for selling copies of the United sta
ties flag for use as dishrags.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-26
The Easiest Wav.

'You weren't at the party yesterday"
mo, II was easier to ger sick than
to get the price Of a new dress out Of
my husband"