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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Optimlats,

For non.committal brevity of speech,
commend US to the Yankee lord OF the
soil. One such, who was obliged to
make n physician daily visits. had an
unvarying answer to the question.
How do you feel today" We'll"
he would reply, showing as little in
terest In the subject as possible, u
amt no wuss." Further than that he
wished to say nothing. and 1t took
the cunning OF serpent to discover
his real feelings. A man who was
knocked down in the street by snow
slide was assailed by sympathizing
crowd with coincidence and question.
Did 1t hurt you?" inquired one OF
his rescuers as he brushed the SNOW
from the clothes of the well-powdered
victim. Well" was the cautious an
swer. 1T amt done me no good
Argonaut.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
HANDS lTCHED AND BURNED

Abbotsford. Wis.-"My son had 60
zema on his hands for about one year.
The eczema started with rash. His
hands were sore 81 he could not close
them, and when no wet his hands they
hurt him 10 he could hardly wash. His
hands itched and burned Just terrible
and II he would scratch them, they
would break out into sores. He could
not get any rest or sleep and his
hands looked quite bad.
I'VE had medicine and salve and II
kept getting worse all the time. got
some Cuticura Soap and Ointment,
and after washing his hands with the
Cuticura Soap and putting some of the
Cutlcura Ointment on two times a day
and tying cloths on them for about six
months they got well and have not
broken out since. Cuticura Soap and
Ointment cured him entirely" (Sign-
ed Mrs Lawrence Kiehl, Feb. 10,
1913.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston"
Adv,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Accelerated Brain Activity.

In the early days OF Wisconsin. two
Of the most prominent lawyers OF the
state we're George b. Smith and |. S.
Sloan, the latter OF whom had a habit
OF injecting into his remarks TO the
court the expression, Your honor.
have an idea" A certain case had
been dragging along through hot
summer day when Sloan sprang to his
feet, with his remark. Your honor, |
have an idea"
Smith Immediately bounded up, as.
sumed an impressive attitude. and in
great solemnity said:
May It please the court, ! move
that a writ OF habeas corpus be is.
sued by this court Immediately to take
the learned gentleman's idea out Of
solitary confinement Popular Maya
zine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
tuberculosis Day Oct. 27.

Cordial approval and Endorsement
of tuberculosis day which Will be OBJ
served by the churches OF the country
on October 81. is expressed by Presl'
dent Taft in a letter to Homer Felix's
OF New York, president of the National
Association for the study and Proven
ton OF Tuberculosis. From present
indications, tuberculosis day will be
observed by almost every religious
denomination in the United States and
not less than $4,000 sermons on tuber.
culosis will be preached on october
81, or in the weeks preceding or fol
lowing that date.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

Cooking in casseroles or other
earthenware dishes is growing more
popular each year. II is indeed n saw
ing OF time. for the foodstuffs may
be served in the dishes In which they
are cooked. thus materially lessenng
the number OF pots and pans to be
washed. Among the most generally
used cooking utensils of earthenware,
aside from casseroles, are the pie
plates. pudding dishes, shirred egg
dishes. bakers. au gratin dishes. bean
pot marmites or bean pots with GOV.
ers. tea pots. hot water jugs. individ-
ual ramekins and custard cups.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Open Air Schools Grow in favor.

With the opening OF the fall school
term, over 200 open air schools and
fresh air classes for tuberculous, and
Rnaemic children, and also for all chill.
iren In certain rooms and grades. will
be in operation In various parts of the
United States. according to the Nation.
al Association for the Study and Pre-
vention of tuberculosis All OF these
schools have been established since
January, 1897. when the first institu-
ton OF this character was opened In
Providence. X. J. On January list,
1910, there were only 13 open air
schools In this country and year
later the number had increased only
90. Thus, the real growth In this
movement has been within the last
NO years. Massachusetts now leads
he states with sc fresh air schools
md classes for tuberculous. anaemlc
and other school children, Boston
ilonc having over so. New York comes
text with 90. and Ohio is third with
~ Open air schools have now been
established in nearly so cities in 10
different states.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
FOUR TEMPTING DISHES
MEANT FOR SEMl.iNvAllp. OR
THE JADED PALATE.
Proper Method of Making Noodles
Calves Brains With Esss-Recipo
for Orange Cream Pudding
Mushrooms and Macaronl.

Rolling Out Noodles-Beat up one
egg. add a little salt. red pepper and
grated nutmeg, and enough sifted
-four to make stiff dough. Knead
on a Toured baking board until
smooth and elastic. Roll out as thin
a. a wafer, and cut with noodle cut
ter; then cook In boiling sailed water
or soup stock for twenty minutes.
Serve hot in soups. This paste
may be spread on the bottom Of In.
verted dripping pans and baked in a
hot oven. Crease before removing
from the pan.
Calves Brains With Eggs.-Soak
one calf's brain In sailed water, wash
II well and remove the veins. Then
blanch It and drain and chop It small.
Melt one hesping tablespoonful OF
butter in saucepan: when hot add
four well-beaten eggs. the calfs
brains and seasoning OF salt. pepper
and paprika Now add one tablespoon
full OF cream and cook for Ave min.
utes, stirring all the time. Serve with
fingers OF toasted bread.
Making Orange Cream Pudding
Dissolve two heaping tablespoonfuls
OF powdered gelatin in one cupful OF
boiling water then add two cupfuls
Of sugar. two cupfuls Of strained
orange Juice and the yolks Of three
eggs Beat all well together. then add
two cupfuls OF whipped cream. pour
into n wet mold and turn out when
firm.
Serve with stewed fruit
Mushrooms and Macaroni.-
half a cupful OF cream or milk in the
chatting dish: add two heaping table
spoonfuls OF butter. half cupful OF
chopped canned mushrooms, one cup
fu' OF cold boiled macaroni and four
well beaten eggs Stir over boiling
water for ten minutes and season to
taste with salt. pepper and grated
nutmeg.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Steamboat Memories.

London Opinion, commenting on
the recent, celebration Of the centen.
airy OF the steamboat. remarks that
1t is interesting to note that the Brit
ish admiralty Of that period rejected
the invention with the declaration
that "a paddle wheel steamboat could
be OF no use In navigation and that
a DR.. Lardner n pundit Of that day
who proved that mo steam vessel
could ever cross the Atlantic. lived
long enough to bolt to America In a
steamer along with another mans
wife,"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
ORANGE puffB.

Cream one-third cup butter. add one
cup sugar. gradually. and two eggs,
we'll beaten. Mix and sift one and
threefourths cups flour with three
teaspoons baking powder and salt
Add alternately with one-half cup milk
to first mixture. Bake in Individual
tins. Serve with orange sauce.
Orange Sauce-One-fourth cup but.
ter. Brown butter, then add one.
fourth cup -four with few grains
cayenne and one.half teaspoon salt,
and stir until well Drowned Add ono
and one-third cups brown stock grad
ually. and just before serving add Juics
Of two oranges, .wu tablespoons
sherry wine and rlnd OF one orange.
cut in fancy shapes.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Diplomacy In Small Thlnus.

Little Eloise Cave. aged seven years,
was visiting her grandmother in Madi'
son, Va. and was sent to carry h
saucer of ice cream to n nelghbor by
the exercise OF Infinite care she con.
veyed her burden safely to the house
and gave It into the hands, OF the lady
for whom It was intended. The lady,
however. was less careful than Eloise
had been. and dropped the saucer and
broke It.
You needn't mind about that" said
the little diplomat. without an instant's
hesitation. Il don't think grandma
has a cup to match the saucer. II she
has ] will go right home and break 1t
myself Popular Magazine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds feel very grateful that
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter If you wish, l
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge OF Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, n. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 8 sent free.
Adv.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Rose Mat!Ida's Sprlnter.

Abs got q sprinter I'm dat Of win.
der sill IN nah finge' Mis- Greene,
announced Rose Matilda. who had
been scrubbing window stills, exhibit
ing the injured member. 'Is yo' got a
pin or some sech sharp ting yo' cayn
git It out VIII? All don Jes' wan to
leave 1t in. case dem sprinters ain
to be trifle wifi. Oh, denis dc t'ing'll
do de business" as Mrs. Greene at
tackled the splinter with pair Of
tweezers and triumphantly drew It out
Tank yo' Mis- Greene. Dem teaserf
is de bes' ting to exkrack sprintert
wifi"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Apple Sauce Cake.

One cup of sugar. one-half of shor.
tening. Cream together. Pinch OF
salt and little nutmeg. about five
times over the Crater. one teaspoon OF
cassla. one-half teaspoon of cloves
Then the cup OF unsweetened apple
sauce hot, In which teaspoon of soda
previously dissolved in little hot wa
ter and after 1t 10 done foaming. has
been added; one and three-quartera
cups OF s,fted -four over one cup OF
seeded raisins and stir well. Bake
forty.fve minutes.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

While blowing, a Crawford county
farmer near Helper had the misfor-
tune to lose small part from his cul.
tivator In the plowed ground, Soon
q neighbor came by. Lost some
thing" he asked Soon another came
by and asked the same question, And
then another. Pretty soon a man he
didn't like anyhow approached Lost
something" he asked. The farmer
looked up in supreme disgust. oh.
no. just digging worms for my pet
buzzard." he replled.-Kansas City
Star.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
TemptInu Club Side Dish.

Take the skin, Juice and seeds from
nice, fresh tomatoes. chop what re-
mains with celery and add this dress
ing; Yolks OF two hard-boiled eggs.
rubbed fine and smooth. one teaspoon
Of English mustard. one of salt, the
yolks of two raw eggs beaten into the
other, dessert spoon of fine sugar.
Add very fresh sweet oil, pour In by
very small quantities, and beat until
quite thick, then add vinegar till as
thin as desired. II not hot enough
with mustard. add little Cayenne
pepper.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Cottaae Soup. Baked.

One pound OF meat, two onions. two
carrots, two ounces OF rice, pint OF
whole peas. pepper and salt, gallon OF
water. Slice the meat and lay one OF
two slices ut the bottom OF an earth
enware jar or pam lay on 1t the on.
ions sliced, then the meat again. then
the carrots sliced and the peas, pre-
viously soaked all night, and the gal
Ion of water Tie down the jar, put
1t into hot oven for three or -four
hours, Time. three and a half hours
Sufficient for five or six persons.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Knew n poct's Troubles.

Had a queer experience recently.
said the Billyille poet. "Robber held
me UP on the highway. Didn't have a
cent in my pocket-only poem which
! was takin' TO the editor"
Didn't take the poem, did he?"
mo. Read three lines of 1t, handed
It back to me and said: Friend, here's
81. You need It worse than | do.
Atlanta Constitution.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Jackson's Relief.

Wilson (who has met his friend
whom he hasn't seen for some time)-
Let me see, you knew poor old Jack.
son, didn't you?
Johnson-Yes. knew him well.
Wilson-Then you will be pleased
to hear he is out of his misery at last.
Johnson-You don't say so. Poor
old fellow; but always thought he
would pop of suddenly. When did
he die?
Wilson-Oh. he's not dead; it's his
wife.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Deefatcak PIE.

One and one-half pounds OF beef
steak cut into small pieces. Put into
boiling water and cook until tender
Remove any fat or gristle: add o piece
of butter and thicken the gravy with
cornstarch. Salt and pepper to taste
Line deep pie plate with plain paste
Put in meat. which must be cold, GOV
or with top crust and bake. Serve
rot.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
AeIaht OF Assurance.

A man vas charged with stealing
horse, and after a long trial the jury
acquitted him, Later in the day the
man came back and asked the Judge
for a warrant against the lawyer who
had successfully defended him.
What's the CHARGE" inquired the
Judge.
why. your honor" replied the man,
you see didn't have the money to
pay him his fee SO he took the horse
stole. "-Lippincott's Magazine
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

An old Engllshwoman, who was ex-
tremely stout, was making vain efforts
to enter tho rear door OF an omnibus.
The driver leaned over good.naturedly
aud cried:
TRY sideways, mother, try side.
ways!"
The old woman looked up breath
lessly, and replied:
why, bless ye James, | amt got
no sideways! Companion.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
At a Distance.

"She certainly tries to obey her
mothers injunction not to let the
Ioung men get too near"
why, | saw young man with his
rm around her last night"
81 know, but she had faraway look
n her eyes"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

my breath was
short and | had
chills and back
ache. / took the
pills about q year
ago and have had
no return OF the
palpitations. Am
now GO years old.
able to do lots OF
manual labor, am
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Part OF the Truth.

Robert, dear, how do you suppose
these dozens and dozens of empty
bottles ever got into our CELLAR"
why, / don't know. my dear,
never bought an empty bottle In my
life. Fun.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
VIII Soon Wake Tn,

Cincinnati woman declares she has
discovered a man without o fault.
Wait till they've been married ten
years.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
For the Car,

she worries every time he takes
the car out"
Yes, ! don't blame her. They had
to save long time to get that car"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

Mrs. Windows Soothing eyrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inaamma.
tiou. ailays pain, cures wind collie, s5c bottle.
Adv
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
For the Sake Of variet,

Customer-This. l suppose is fold
ing bed
Merchant-No, sir; we call this an
unfolding bed. III show you (Un-
folds it,.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

took about G boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which had suffered for years. l
had dizzy spells, my eyes pulled.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

Blessings often come disguised. but
the wolf at your door never does.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

One great value of initiative is the
conquering OF fear.-Blanche Blesning.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

"They oughtn't to call that railroad
special the Comet"
why not2'
Because comets nearly always
have their trains telescoped."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
Comparative Luxury.

MY father has horse and buggy"
Yes. but my brother was run over
by an automobile"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

CURES ITCHING SKIN DISEASES.
Coles Carbolisalve stops itching and makes
tho AKIN smooth. All druggis,s. rs and 5oc. Adv.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

Kindred Association.
do you want this roller
Much dough in lit"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

L,REQUENT shampoos with Resinol
l. Soap stop scalp itching and dispel
dandruff, thus promoting scalp health
and preventing loss Of hair. In severe
cases of dandrufY and falling hair, a
little Resinol Ointment should DO oc-
casionally massaged into the scalp.
Bold by all drnggists (aoap Sc. Ointment
boc), or sent by mail on receipt OF price By
Resinol Chemical Co., baltimore, Nd
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

LEWIS Single Binder straight Sc cigar.
You pay l0c for cigars not so good. ADV.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24
The Only Way.

mo use to WOO that girl. She has
heart OF marble"
"Thon leave It In statu quo"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1912-10-24

Was your aviation meet O sue
cess?"
No, not much OF a one. There
were only three accidents and no
fatalities"
The Washington times., 1912-06-14

Indianapolis Ind, to whose efforts most
of the arrangements of the Chicago con-
vent are due, can point to himself as
an exception to this rule.
Colonel New was schooled in politics
all right, but when he is asked whose
politics, he simply replies. My faith
He Is the son OF John c. New, for
many years the editor and publisher of
the old Indianapolis Journal. For more
than thirty years he was prominent in
national politics and was q member of
the Republican national committee for
twelve years. During the administra-
ton Of President Harrison he was con-
sui general to London.
Colonel Harry New gained his politi-
cal ideas from his father, and long be.
fore he was able to cast his first vote
was almost as familiar with political
conditions, not only in Indiana, but in
the entire country, as was his father
He exercised a keen zest in political
news and in attending political conven-
tons. and many of his fathers hardest
nights have been witnessed by him,
standing close by. rr=
Almost since he was twenty-one years
old Colonel News has been In politics
He recently stated that with the con-
clusion Of this campaign he proposed
to retire. AS a politician he has beer
widely known throughout the country
and has been identified with national
politics since the retirement of his
father. number OF years ago.
The Washington times., 1912-06-14
Avoids Photographer.

my wife will not have her photo
graph taken with me-" said Col Cecil
Lyon. of Texas, yesterday. II am per-
fectly willing, but she is not The facts
are simply this: l am not a handsome
man. know It and so does my wife.
That explains her aversion to being
photographed with me-"
A new Panama hat which Colonel
Lyon is wearing has excited much in
terest. 1t has a very wide brim and
a high crown. The band is of many
colors-red, yellow, green, blue, and
white. 1t doesn't look very much like
a Texas hat, that is, unless only west
ern Texas Is considered.
This hat came from Mexico City"
explained Colonel Lyon. i was down in
Mexico City not long ago and friend
pointed to a hat and said: That's the
kind of a hat President Madero is
wearing this spring Now, President
Madero is friend of mine, as we come
from the same city in Texas. Naturally
l was interested in the kind of hat he
was wearing.
Il stopped and looked at it and ]
was so interested that I went inside
and bought one. You know, this hat
Us one of the best l have ever seen.
doubt whether you could find another
Panama hat in the United States as
good as this one. When It comes tC
selecting hats, my friend Madero Ger,
tainly knows what he is up to- OF
course, this hat is a little Mexican ir
style. but then. quality Is what You are
looking for, and while the Mexican
The Washington times., 1912-06-14
CHICAGO, June IA.

CHICAGO, June IA.
On both sides of the fence In the
battle at Chicago there are plenty of
young men. This Is especially true
among the progressiVes and insurgents,
who are for Roosevelt or Cummins or
La Toilette. A pair OF vigorous young
insurgents are here as delegates from
Hennepin county, Mimi, which Is the
Minneapolis district. They are Stanley
Washburn, formerly war correspondent,
and A. A. d. Rain, whose business Is
lumber and whose avocation Is politics.
In both lumber and politics Rain is u
shining success. He and Washburn had
much to do with the fact that tho
Roosevelt forces won out in Hennepin
county. 1t was a hard fight, and the
Taft forces thought they had II won in
the earlier stages of the proceedings.
Rain was recently complimented by
Senator Dixon. who alluded to him as
the 'cleverest politician this campaign
has turned up"
AS for Wast burn. he get used to
excitement IN the Russia n. .Iananse
war, when he was in charge Of the
dispatch boat for a Chicago newspa-
per. He lowered atcut the Chinese
coast for months. then went into the
lard campaigns. was with the Rus
sian army for time, and finally was
The Washington times., 1912-06-14

caterwaued on the back fence by the pale glimpses
OF the moon 1t is intended to forestall the spread
of rabies, of which there have been an unprecedent
ed number of cases during the present fiscal year.
This discrimination against the cat as compared
with the dog, who is subject to ransom within
reasonable length OF time, only confirms the fact
that the former has never been able to inspire as
warm and lasting an attachment as does his canine
companion of the flreside. II is species Of poetic
justice since the cat himself feels no such personal
attachment His nook in the ngleside means more
to him than the love and tenderness OF the most
devoted mistress In return he is held in constant
suspicion. Ia his mysterious eye seem to lurk the
eacherous instincts Of his congeners of the jungle
But it is one thing to order his execution and
another to carry the order into effect The Pound
master is already in a brown study. The indispen-
sable prerequisite for rabbit stew naturally suggests
itself. 1t will be holiday sport to catch the cats
that are running at large" for there will be an
acute emphasis on the running. Marksmen who
have won medals at Seagirt have failed miserably
in the effort to land when discordant Tom cat de-
fed them at ten PAGES. So it is small wonder that
the Poundmaster's study is brown and growing
darker.
He should hasten to make requsition on the
District authorities for unlimited supply of cat
nip. Judiciously spread along the pavement it is
possible that now and then he may be able to throw
butterfly net an unwary cat in the moment
of his nebriation, but on the whole the outlook is
not promising. Over and beyond all which it may
be borne in mind that the cat is not altogether friend
less in his hour of need. 1t would take the heroic
resolution Of Boss" Shepherd to stand up under
the protests which will 60 up as the first
maltese or angora is sent to the letha chamber. The
process of expurgaton will be watched with more
than passing interest.