The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-02-18

I'm 'YE happen to know, Hinnissy." Mr..
- Dooley asked, where cud get tn loan
iva pike2"
"Ah, what ARE we tall<in' about7"
said Mr. Hennessy What wud we be wantin
with pike Z"
YEN need wan ye'ersilf befure long" said
Mr.. Dooley. If ye're goin by tn clan rooms
on yeer way home plays dhrop in an look in TIL
closet an see if there amt few old vans left.
I'll pay f'r sharpenin an brightenin' thin up.
What' we do with thin, says ye? Ye'd betther
be readin tn paapers Why, befure Pathricks
day it's thing yell get wrtin' firm lawn
Redmond himsilf orderin' we to report Fl jooty
in Dublin to PROTECT tn authority iv tn crown
again the sedious uprisin' in tn north Ye
wudden't go f'r amy such purpose, says ye7
Well thin, III put it more to ye'er illin He'll
be calm on we TO report f'r jooty to knock tn
heads off iv lot iv Orangenen that ARE thryin'
to prevnt Ireland frim gettin' home rule. Aha |
J. knew that'd get We. Now will ye go fetch tn
pixies | was sure We wud.
I" visit me Uncle Mike was alive How he'd
inj'ye it! He'd be over there now dhrillin' tn
boys He always said he got more good out iv
hghtin an Orangernan thin wan iv tn right sort,
because he nver felt sorry f'r it tn day afther
TIL only regret he'd have about til prisint rue
ton is that he'd have TIL polls on his side He
wuddent like that much, an it might make him
lukewarn But don't mind it at ALL FIR five
hundherd years, more or less, ye an me- Hin
Missy, have had tn nercinary polls an soiers
takn a hand again US in our neighborly rows
an now thin splindid bodies iv men ARE eoin
10 be with Think iv it, me boy We won't
rely on thin intirely, dye mind We're goin tc
have some fun out " this triumph afther five
cinchTes " OPPRESSION Twill be with us as i
was with thin whin they had tn right FRS
throw til rock an thin say: Officer, in tn nam,
iy tn king it may choke me, but I'll say it i
it's only fr til peasanthry-' officer, in the nam
" III king arrest that man! His father dhroppe,
monkey wrench on me unclcs head in tn yea
forty-two Won't he go qutely? iii help We
Come, me good fellow. We won't? Thin. San
derson, take that, an that an also theser
makes me young man again to think iv it.
TIL way tn gr-reatest joke that has liver har
pened in tn wurrud come about was this wa,
I needn't be tellin' We how long we've bee
sthrugglin' to get home rule. We thred ivr
kind ~ persuasion firm talkin gently to TIL Enc
hsh governn3int to putin charge of ioyl
powdher undher their chairs. TIL last argymir
was tn best, but Engishmen ARE awful unat
proachable il they've got something yc want
il wasn't often aisy to get near enough to thry
convince thin this way But wan day afher a
Fiction tn British prime nlinisther took out
pencil an pa-apcr an figured out how mann
votes in pariylnint he had for him an how n1anr
he had again him. an says he to himself: I
Iove he says. if til Irish don't vote with
well all lose our jobs, he says. So he sinds f
yawn Redmond an says he: lawn he says,
Sntind to share til fruits " our gioryous victhl
with ye,' he says. Our gloryous victhryp sa
lawn Redmond. Go on he says, Yes, sa
III prime nnisther. Tn Lib'ral party is di
posed to be ginrous with its loyal allies. he say
y I've prepared program that think will s,
ma ister, "a this arerer tna,,u -.