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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
Raise For Rural Carriers.
Will Amount to Four Million
Dollars Additional Pay.

Washington, Sept. l.-tnder au-
thority conferred by the PoStotlce
bill, Postmastcr-General Hitchcock
today increased the salaries of rural
letter carriers on standard routes
from 81 600 to 81, 100 a year, thus
affecting 1000 men, With proper
tionate increases to carriers on short
or routes. The order will become
effective September 30.
This will mean an increased dis
bursemcnt of 81 ,OOO,OOO a year. 1t
is the second salary advance for rural
carriers made in the last four years.
At the close of the last fiscal year,
on June 30, there were ~, OBJ rural
mail carriers, the aggregate pay be-
ing $40, 655, 74O. When the rural
delivery system was instituted l6
years ago 80 carriers were employed
at an annual cost of S14 $40, the
maximum individual pay being $500
a year. The increase provides rural
carriers adequate compensation for
additional burdens to be imposed by
the parcels post system, effective
SANITARY /.
THE parcels post system on rural
mail routes can be conducted prac-
tically with no extra expense to the
Government except the increased sal
AIRY allowance to carriers" said Mr..
Hitchcock. In my judgment this
additional cost will be more than off
set by an increased revenue, thus in
surfing the maintenance, and from
time to time the extension of the
rural delivery system as a self-sup-
porting branch of the postal service. "
Mr.. Hitchcock has directed also
that rural mail carriers on the com
pletion of II months service be
granted Is days leave with pay.
This will require the additional ex-
penditure of $SO,OOO a year in pay
of subcarriers.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
ROIIZER

-, On Saturday last the infant son of Mr..
and Mrs. Russell Rouzer died at the
home of its grandmother, Mrs. Emma X.
Rouzer, near Thurmont. Funeral SER
vices were held Sunday afternoon and
interment made in the U. B. cemetery.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05

Miss Rhoda Simons of Mt. Holly, N.
j., visited her aunt, Mrs. Emily 10y, on
| Sunday last.
Mrs. Charles Black of Baltimore is Wis.,
iting her mother, Mrs. Elizabeth Slick.
Mr.. Henry Warrenfels of Emmitsburg
visited Mr.. Uriah Warrenfels during the
past week.
Prof. H. D. Beachey and daughter,
Dorothy visited the Misses Mary and
Edna Beachley at Middletown from Sat
urday until Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Upton Grossnickle of
Middletown Valley were guests Mr.. and
Mrs. Levi Leatherman Sunday la't.
Mr.. John Flohr and little daughter of
Tannery, Carroll county visited his broth
err Elder l.. j. Flohr last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Waters of Balti-
more are guests of DR.. and Mrs. James
K Waters.
Mr.. Earl Kelbaugh, a graduate of the
Thurmont High School, as been assigned
principal of Monument public school,
near Myersville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Boylan and daugh-
ter of Reading, Pa, who were visiting
the Roddy, Eckenrode and Sebold fami-
lies in this vicinity for several weeks,
have returned home.
Mrs. Geo. Sipes and son of York, Pa, ~,
visited Mrs Henry Sipes during the past
two weeks.
Mrs. Rudolph o. Eyler and her two lit
tie girls left Saturday last for IA week S
visit with relatives in Cumberland. Mr..
Eyler will go thither today to join them,
and together the happy family will re-
turn home Saturday.
Mrs. VIM. Crist of Philadelphia, and
MIR. and Mrs John M. Herring of Balti-
more, and Mrs. F. A. Norris of Steelton,
Pa, were recent visitors with Mr.. and
Mrs. Jos. c. Martin.
Miss Louise Sebold of Emmitsburg,
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Albert
Rife early this week.
Mrs. Anna B. Martin of this place has
gone to Steelton, Pa, and will spend
about ten days there with relatives.
Mrs. Charles Cramer of Baltimore,
Mrs. Gus. Wysong and two children of
Charlestown, W. Va, and Mrs Clarence
Martin, her sister and two children of
Hagerstown, visited relatives in this
place Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Newton A. S. Bussard
and Miss Susie Bussard of Middletown,
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Bussard of Jetfer-
son, spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. G.
d. Holt at their home Brook side.
Miss Bussard will remain for the week
at this delightful home.
Mrs. F. R. Thomas of Baltimore is the
guest of Mrs. Irwin Mackley.
| Mr.. Ray Black and sister Miss Barbara
of Hagerstown; Mrs. Emma Yonson and
the Misses Mable, Martha, Gene and
Amelia Black of Waynesboro, and Mrs.
VIM C. Black and son of Baltimore,
spent Sunday with Mrs. Amelia Black Of
this place.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Myers of Upton,
Iowa, and Miss Vena Stoner of Braddocl;
Heights. were guests this week of Mr..
and Mrs. Theodore Stoner.
Misses Clara and Cora Woodhouse of
Norfolk, Va. spent the past week with
Miss Lottie Measell, near Thurmont
s1y- Personals sent by carriers Wedne :
day are too late for publica ton.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
FOR SALE.

Storeroom and Dwelling combined
Property located in Graceham, Maryland.
This house contains Nine living Rooms
and Large Storeroom with all necessary
fixtures. Suitable for almost any kind
of business. Possession given April l,
1918. Apply to
GEO. W. FIROR,
aug 8tf Graceham, Md.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
Another special"

have been given a property this week
to sell on which the buyer can realize 10
per cent net, or IL per cent not deduct
ing taxes and insurance. This is a town
property at price of $500, renting at pres
ent and yearly at $72 or IS per month.
| have number of other good invest
ments to offer.
Call me up on any real estate deal you
are contemplating and think | can save
you money.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
Gone To Union Bridge.

Mr.. and Mrs. L. C.. Barnes and Mr..
Aubrey Lindsay, who for the past year
have been residents of this place, moved
on Monday of this week to Union Bridge,
Mr.. Barnes having several months ago
purchased store at that place.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE
Special This Week

25a Acre Farm along with the follow
ing improvements, stock and Implements:
SiX-room House and Summer Kitchen in
first-class condition.; Barn l6x4O, room
for horses and cows; New Granary
and Hogpen; Poultry house 68 it,, ATS
SO. fit. floor space; Faultless Driving or
Working Horse years old; 3 thorough
bred Jersey Cows; ton Hay; Chickens,
Hogs, Feed, and everything necessary
on farm OF this size. The whole outfit
will be sold in the one sale to quick
buyer this week at sacrifice price.
Write or call at once.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
DIED..

Obituaries, poetry and resolutions,
charged for at the rate of five cents per
line. The regular death notices publish
ed free.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05

W. X. Walton of the Department
of Agriculture is at Baltimore inves-
tigating the invasion of the army
worm.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
The Sick.

Mr.. VIM Flohr, an aged resident of
near this place, has been very III during
the past week.
Mr.. Hillery Dusing of this place was
extremely i'll Saturday night last but has
improved.
Mr.. Clarence Measell who has been
vuite i'll, is very much better.
Mrs. Jonas V. Summers of near Fred
erick, who has been quite i'll with typhoid
fever for the past four months is slightly
improved at this time. Her son, Mr..
Heber Summers is i'll with the fever at
the Frederick City Hospital, he making
the fifth member of the family to have
the fever this summer.
Elder John S. Weybright is i'll and con-
fined to his room at this time.
Mrs. John Moser and children who were
i'll with typhoid fever are recovering.
Graceham Letter.
Mrs. Jones and children of Thurmont
spent Friday with Mrs. Allen Hoover.
Mrs. Jennie Martin and daughter Miss
Bessie and Miss Ella Martin spent Fri
day with Mr. and Mrs. VIM. Martin.
Dr. Seiss of Taneytown visited his
neice, Mrs. Jennie Colliflower.
Miss Hazel Eyler of Sabillasville is Wis
iting her cousins, the Misses Colliflower.
MIR. and Mrs. Harvey erosion and
child of Union Bridge spent Sunday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Crawford
Miss Beulah Shelly and hurry Angel
of Waynesboro spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. Edward Angel.
Mr.. and Mrs Crossman of Washington
visited Mr. and Mrs. Charles Boiler on
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Shook and hurry Kel-
holtz of HagerstoWn visited Mr.. and
Mrs. John Keilholtz.
Mr.. Chas. Miller spent Sunday with
his family in this place.
Mrs. Cleveland Trout of Utica spent a
few days with her father, Mr. John Pyles.
Rev. Huebener will hold services Sun
day morning at 10 o'clock, followed by
lovefeast. Services also in the evening.
The Ladies Aid Society will hold their
regular monthly meeting at the home of
Mrs. Jennie Collihower on Saturday.
Our public school opened Tuesday with
quite number of scholars with Mr..
Emory Stottlemyer as teacher.
Miss Ella Weller spent Sunday with
friends in Thurmont.
Messrs Maurice Albaugh, Edw. Root,
Grayson Fogle, Howard Hahn, Charles
Root, Evers Willhide of Thurmont, VIM.
Wertenbaker of Graceham spent Sunday
afternoon with F. A. Collifower.
Mrs. Chester Joy and children spent
several days with her parents Mr.. and
Mrs. Summers of Middletown.
Mr.. Howard Benshoff and sister Lidia
of Hagerstown were the guests of Mrs.
Jennie Collifower Sunday.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1912-09-05
SHOOK.

Elmer E. Shook, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
John A. Shook of near Creagerstown,
died Saturday, Aug. 81, 1912, his death
being due to tuberculosis. Funeral SER
vices were held Monday at Creagerstown.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
MISS MINNIE REYNOLDS GOES
TO NORTHERN MARKETS

Mi. Minnie Reynolds, who some
weeks ago purcllas, d Mrs. $. NJ.
Bass -millinery and dry goods rmpn-
rum has left for New York City,
Baltimore and other north crn mar
kcts, where she goes to purchase the
latest conccits in spring millinery
and also fine line Of spring and
summer dry goods.
Miss Reynolds. upon her return,
will have on display one of the pref
test arrays OF millinery ever brought
to Lakeland. and her spring opening
will be looked forward TO with much
interest by iastdous shoppers. She
will be assisted this spring by Miss
Davis, an expert trimmer of Balti-
more. who is well known to the la
dies of Lakeland.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
LANlER'S HENS CHALLENGE
THOSE Gr Mr.. FENTON

That the chicken industry is one
from which splendid results can be
obtained and in which there is be-
inning To be noted keen riyalrr.
Il evidenced by the fact that on last
Friday We had a notice in the Tcle-
sram in regard to the number OF
tsgS produced by a certain number
OF hens belonging to Mr.. +. ID. Fen
ton. and that gentlcman's hens have
now been challenged by these OF /.
town farmer.
We stated that 80 Wyandottcs be-
longing to Mr.. Fenton laid 40 eggs
during January, H. Lcghorns 80
eggs and 6 Ancona pullets los eggs.
Mr. j. W. I.anier states that he
has some hens that desire to chal-
lcngc those Of Mr.. Fcnton, as he has
II Rhode Island Reds which laid
233 eggs during January and s In
dian Runner ducks that produced
100 eggs. We haven't figured out
who has the best laying hens, but we
know that both are deserving of
medals.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Memorial Association Elect
Officers Tomorrow.

All members of the Memorial As
ISOLATION are urged to be present at
the regular monthly meeting which
takes place tomorrow afternoon at
the home 0. Mrs. j. l.. skipper.
This meeting II the last 10 occur In
the year since the organization was
begun. and the report of work ac-
cOmplishcd since the organization
was started will be heard.
The election CT officers for the
coming year will also take place, ana
II is desired that a full attendance be
present.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
COBURN'S GREATER MINSTRELS
HERE TOMORROW NIGHT

The latest music. songs rag-time
aumbcr>. dances and laughing hit.
in the hig show tomorrow night at
the Heron Thcatcr.
Enthcly new people, costumes,
scenery. novelties and features and
entire ncW pro ram throughout. co
burn 5 Greater MiistrelS With III
elean,si comedy, newest jokes, TIL
briGh,ci laG-makcrs and sWeOicsi
SINCE! - be nund IN mnstrolsy.
The company is toa wcll known to
reqair endorsement. Mr. Charley
Cane, rria,ipal comedian, VITA thu
biz a2" this year. Is undoubtedly
the h comedian cacr seen With
this attraction and in spite Of cid Ia
voril Is establishing Il reputation
thronAhlut tn, southern states Is
one 81 The best hlaek-flcc men in
minslrlsy.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
THE CAMPAIGNING.

The interest is increasing at tht
Free Methodist camp-meeting or
North Kentucky avenue. Last nigh
The tent could not hold the people
and some stood on the outside. Bish.
6p Sellew preached two great Ser,
mons yesterday and will speak acaiil
tonight There will also be service.
every dar II 100 p. N. Other work
crs and campers are coming in daily
lou are en- Acstly invited.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Entertained at Dinner.

Mr.. X. NJ. Mckinney cntcrtainc,
a few friends yesterday at dinner a
the Dad Hines hotel. a very stump.
tnous menu was enjoyed, which
however. reached rs too late for pub
lication in full. However, some Of
the yiands enjoyed were baked chick
en-. roast leg of mutton, asparagus
tips on toast. crcamed potatoes, roaSl
loin of beef, pickles. olives, coffee
iced tea, porl wine and cgg-nog.
After dinner Mr. Mckinney enter
tanned his guests with an automobil,
ride 10 Barlow, which was much On.
joycd.
Those who enjoyed Mr.. McKir.
ney's hospitality were Misses Ailccl
McRac, Efiic helms and Mr.. Talmag,
Haynes.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Heard Fine Lectures
At TaMna Bay Casino.

Mrs. l.. Il. Eclis went down Il
Tampa Yesterday, where in the after
noon and evening SHE had the pleas,
NE Of hearing Judge {. +. Ruthcr-
ord, a noted lawyer of New York
( lily, deliver two splendid lectures
the subject Of one OF which was
Where are the ncad?" JUDGE Ruth
criord will come up to Lakeland
Wednesday and Will spend the nigh
here, the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs Bel i
al their no pitablc homo on South
Florida avenue.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Wanted 70 Pile II On.

In so dictionary Il minute, klhnel!
jest want [ find i couple OF words
to add 10 NAH lOd !, Nee title what
All was elected to ilst night. They
dun chose mo Grand High Most
Worthy Exalted Imperial Plenipoten-
tiary, but It strikes me dat sounds jes'
little bit cheap Puck.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Browning Temporarily Forgotten.

Professor l'ndcrdOn (at the Boston
Browning Club No, my hearers, VIC
can not linger too lovingly on tho
grand words and refining thoughts Of
our great master of" Child Of tho
House (cntcring suddenly John
las goin' by. If yer war ter see him."
Wlub suddenly adjourns TO tho win.
dow l--pmck
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Not TO Sneak OF.

"lIas anything ever been discovered
on Ncnus?' asked the student Of as
tronomy. 40" rcpiie, tn" old pro-
fcssor, whose mind had slipped Il cog
and transported him into NEUROLOGICAL
fields; mot If the pictures of her arc
authentic. Chicago News.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05

A New York thief chloroforms his
victims before he rnbs them of their
money Probably he is a hImani-
tartan. II is such painful operation
to get money from some people that
an anesthetic is absolutely necessary.
Commercial Tribune.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
EDlsoN1A.

iieary's orchestra tonight Z to
=, and nightly hereafter dur
an hours.
3" Fl Fur,S are also good and up
p sonia standard. beyond
a 'efailg can be said. The
. Viii be warm If the night Is
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
SUGGESTS CRACKER DAY

.ald, Fla. Feb. 4, 1912.
segram. city:
always delighted to wei
n to cur midst and
o'ationS OF days, such
r and others is a nice
hat OF 4 Cracker Day.
N9pla Of Alabama. Gcor-
or.da together and all our
. afar. and we can show
. deliver the goods"
-es Stion.
Your friend,
v II. S. HUMPHREYS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Consistency.

II suppose you always say exactly
what you Think" 81 try to-" replied
Senator Sorghum; but | also try to
avoid thinking anything 1t would not
be expedient for me to say"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
DeREf 4 CARROLL
PHONE No. 257.
The Man That Counts.

'Rcmcmbcr each Of you that tho
chance for heroic cndcavor OF n rath-
er spectacular kind does not often
count; that the man who really counts
in this life IS not the man who thinks
how well he could do some bit OF
heroism If the chance arose, but tho
man who actually does the humdrum.
workaday, everyday duties AZ those
duties arise. Theodore Roosevelt
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
Admission: 5 and I0C.
,....'."...c":.".'
:t.s:c:c i, !, $50 .,o3'o:,o:,o :a..';t.
TjDAY'S PAPER.

IL you like todays paprr. 'phon"
MS h, many copir~ you MuulG like
to send TO Gorthc"a friends. We
have an extra number on hand
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05

Williams. accompanied
Mrs. Poolcr. has ar
La. and from Mcdonald,
ng welcomed most
many friends. who
Al 10 meet her mother.
nl, is visiting friends, be-
h Mrs. NanIluss and Mrs.
/ ,ur the next day or two.
#..HmS and her mother will
~ ior few weeks, and it is
. ,ay hat while here they will
NerYd With all the attention
: oreS o friends can bestOw.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05

The Ladies Aid Society of the
First Presbyterian church will be
AT home on Tuesday afternoon
rom . 10 :, al the residence OF Mrs.
! Il. Dus&an ON Main street. Al
the ladies OF the church and eon-rc-
salion are cordially invited
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05

s ha, as her guests
Mrs. {. L. Davis. and
Georgia, who are
val days in Lakeland.
~ pleased with this city
ling country.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
;.j-.,s,.t .:,sf,s,ts .ssss'sff>ts Ssis.ss>:
Those Who
Come Qn0Go

,,,.e:-: t.:,,:'>::,t..'s-'-,'-.'t1,~ =
4rs. the young son Of
.ts. has been critically
lis sister, Mrs. +.
Hr are clad 10 state he
today.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
The Man of the Hour,

Tie country is filled with reformers.
But where Is the man To be found
that will stand for the things pro-
posed by another faction aside from
his own because II Is everlastlngly
right?-Dcs Moines Capital.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-05
J. 3. ,DeRtt t. N. CARROLL
N o T ICE!

Cleaning and dying is the business
we do,
We do it so well that your gar
mcnts seem new,
We take your suit sOilcd and all
filled with stain,
And return 1t to you new suit
again.
So remember ono thing and bear 1t
in mind
That in cleaning and dying. we
excel in this line,
We will call for your clothes and de-
liver them. too,
Without any worry or trouble to
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-07-09
Water for Nervousness.

A trained nurse says: IF people
would only drink more water they
would not be so nervous" Nearly ev.
cry doctor will recommend a woman
who is suffering from nervous prostra-
ton or nervous exhaustion to drink
lots Of water between meals, but many
women who do not come under a doc
tors care would look better and feel
better If they would drink at least a
quart Of water in the course Of the
day. Water seems to be nerve food
like good butter. It has a distinctly
soothing effect when slipped gradually,
as one can test for herself Water
drunk slowly and gradually has some
what the same quality as deep breath
ing.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-07-09

The Landon Echo. a staunch Re-
p ii, an organ in Laurel county,
calls upon Taft to withdraw and
let 'he Republicans nominate some
one who can run. 1t says:
MANY of those who were strong
est + r Mr.. Taft realize that he does
not stard the shadow of chance to
win. Having stolen his nomination
the rank and file of the party do not
look upon him as the regular nomi.
nee Of the party. and feel that they
are absolved from supporting him.
As we see it, there is only one way
out, only one chance for the Repub-
lica s to win in the elections this
year. If President Taft will with
draw, and show his manhood by &C
know ledging that he was nominated
unfairly, another convention could
be held and a candidate nominated
who is the choice Of the rank and
Fl e.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-07-09
LIFE WITHOUT MICROBES.

Microbes are not indispensable to
all life if they are indispensable to
any. The question has been definite
ly settled. A cage completely ster-
ilized at ninety degrees was made
and the openings of the case closely
stopped with cotton and protected
from the outside by a Theoretically
closed metallic chamber. Such ma
nipulations as were necessary in
opening the cage were made by
hands guarded by aseptic rubber
cloth. Into such a sterilized cage
three hens eggs were placed after
having been externally sterilized.
The cage was fitted with a glass pa
vilion or chicken-run, where the
chickens could develop during their
six weeks sojourn in the cage. In
the cage were sterilized air, pure wa
ter, sterilized sand, and sterilized
feed. The experiment showed that
life does not depend upon microbes,
but that the vital work of the organ
ism is easy and natural when every
thing is sterilized.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-07-09
PLEASED WITH HIS PROGRESS


"Ucki--yassahl 'Bleesed to you
Tor de terryghtion sab; and rs pub
gressin' mighty fine in muh love af-
far wild de Wilder Shy. At de fust,
de lady took and put chase to me wild
a shotgun when l mentioned muh atti-
tude to'a'ds her. Bless goodnessl--
'twuzzent loaded, but she done
rammed me wit It as I sailed over de
fence and like to uh-broke de spine
OBJ muh back De time she flung hot
watah on me she sho' scalded me good
and plenty: but / got well after q
while. dess as de faithful allus does.
well, den, yiste'd'y, whilst l was
uh-makin' muh bow to her, she
slapped me fiat--done a fine job, too,
sab; and muh head rings plumb yit
But OATS all right, uh-kaze rs gwine
to go round tomor' and let her 'poler.
gize to me, and I'll be so dag-gone
genteel dat she KANT fail to make
up wild me. And den, de fust thing
20 know, rs kotcbed herl Yassahl
rs sho'ly puhgressin' pow'ful peart
wild muh dictionary animositlesI"--
Ladies' Home Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-07-09
A Girls Wild Midnight Ride.

To warn people of a fearful forest
fire in the Catskills young girl rode
horseback at midnight and saved
many lives. Her deed was glorious
but lives are often saved by DR..
Kings New Discovery in curing lung
trouble, coughs and colds. which
might have ended in consumption or
pneumonia. 1T cured me of q
dreadful cough and lung disease. -
writes w. R. Patterson. Wellington,
Tex. after four in our family had
died with consumption. and / gained
81 pounds" Nothing SO sure and
safe for all throat and lung troubles
Price SOC and $l00. Trial bottle
free. Guaranteed by ali druggists.