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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-25

Had dyspepsia or Indigestion for
years. No appetite, and what did
eat distressedl me terribly. Bur
dock Blood t.. Bitters reached the
cause. u. H. Walker. Sunhury,
Ohio.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-25

Never can tell when you'll mash a
fl ger or suffer a cut, bruise, burn
n scald. Be prepared, Thousands
-.ly on DR.. Thomas Eectic Oil.
Your druggist sells it. 25c and SEC.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-25

When baby suffers with eczema
itching skin trouble, use Doan's
Ointment. A little of it goes long
way and it is safe for children. SOC
box at all stores.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-25
FOOLISH QUESTION.

Mistress-Say, Mary, how is it
there's so much dust under the bed ?
Servant-Shure, mum, that's
where 1 always sweep It.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-25
STYLES CHANGE.

In the old days a murderer always
ate a hearty breakfast of ham and
eggs jnst before going to the gal
lows, but now he smokes a cigarette.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-06-25

Constipation causes headache. in
digestion. dizziness. drowsiness. For
a mild. opening medicine. use Doan's
Regulets. 25c box at all stores.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
OF THE AGE OF CHIvALRY
Fat Victim OF Cupid esshfully Ae.
knowledees Real Reason for His
Act Of Heroism.

The smallest boy had broken
through the ice and the fat boy was
crawling 10 his rescue.
Come back. Fatty" the other boys
shrieked You'll bust Il all in. an
den yosseTl both be drowned"
hut the fat boy. Hat on his stom.
ach and spread out 10 his widest ex.
tent. ignored these warning cries and
steadily crept toward the black hole
and Tommys cllnging fingers.
once the ice made a cracking sound
and the watchers yelled with dismay
Put the fat boy did not halt. Nearer
and nearer he came. and finally his
o~utstretchsd hands caught those cling
Ing fingers and drew the small boy.
little by little. onto the frmer ice and
90 to safety.
What did youse do Il fer. Fatty?
one OF the boys tearfully remonstrat-
ed.
"Aw." replied the hero. Il knew
what | lost in weight I made Up in
Wilderness. see7'
Then hts face softened.
Besides" he bashfully said. I'm
sweet on Tommy's slster."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
PlMPLES COVERED HIS BACK

My troubles began along in the
ummer IN the hottest weather and
took the form OF small eruptions and
itching and a kind OF smarting pain.
II took me mostly all over my back
and kept getting worse until finally
my back was covered with a mass OF
pimples which would burn and itch at
night so that | could hardly stand II.
This condition kept getting worse and
worse until my back was a solid mass
OF big sores which would break open
and run. Ny underclothing would be
q clot OF blood.
y tried various remedies and salves
for nearly three years and | was not
getting any benefit. II seemed | was
IN eternal misery and could not sleep
on my back or lean on a chair. was
finally given a set OF the Cuticura
Remedies and inside OF two weeks /
could see and feel q great relief. |
kept on using cuticura Soap, Ointment
and also the Resolvent. and in about
three or four months time my back
was nearly cured and / felt ike a new
being. Now | am in good health and
10 sign of any skin diseases and /
am fully satisfied that Cuticura Rene
dies are the best ever made for skin
diseases. I would not be without
them" tSignedD ". A. Armstrong.
Corbin. Kan, May 20, 1911. Although
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold
by druggists and dealers everywhere.
a sample OF each. with 32-page book.
will be mailed free on application to
~Cuticura." Dept. L. Boston.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Esther Was Alarmed.

Esther. a ~five-year-old daughter Of
North side parents. heard much about
the dangers Of d%iphtheris. and was
age to observe every ~precaution to
keep from coming into contact with
II. that she and her two brothers
might not catch It."
One day she insisted on going to
the grocery on the corner to spend
her penny. and was warned by her
mother not to stop and play with any
children she might meet on the way.
After having been gone only a few
minutes. she rushed into the house
much excited. e~xclaiming as she en-
tered:
Mamma, you must keep 'ose boys
away from Mr.. AS house, cause they
have diphtheria and have a sign
up"
Her mother said: rs that so,
What does the sign say"
TT says for SALE" said Esther
Indianapolis News.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
HELP CAME
JUST IN TIME
Lady in Pierce Relates An Expert
ence Of Interest to all Girls
and Women.

Pierce. Neb.-Mrs. Dollie Schilow
sky. OF this place. says: ''Cardui did
me so much good, | had dreadful
backache and dizziness. and suffered
from pains in my eyes and in the
back Of my head, as well as low down
in my body.
Sometimes. II seemed like I would
die with the pain. was compelled
to see the doctor. but he did not help
me.
At last. I began to take Cardui. and
three bottles gave me great relief.
My health is getting better every day.
! can recommend Cardui to suffer
ing women. for II helped me wonder.
fully. 1t is a wonderful medicine"
Other women. who suffer as Mrs.
schilowsky did. should learn from her
what to do. to be relieved. Take Car.
dui.
For women's pains. for female troub-
les. for nervousness. for weakness,
1t is the best remedy you a use. the
most reliable you can obtain.
For over 90 years, Cardui has been
helping weak and miserable women
back to health and happiness. These
many years Of prove its
merit.
Pure. strictly vegetable. perfectly
harmless, Cardui Is sure TO help and
will leave no d~isagreeabie afteref-
fects. Try II.
n. B.-wrfte tot Ladies' Advisory
Dept Chattanooga Medicine Co. Chat
anosga. Tenn, for Special Instrue-
lions, and e4-psEe book. "Hs~se Trest-
meat for Women" sent In plain wrap
per, o. request.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

those times, and said that | ought to
have an operation. Iwould not listen to
that. and when a friend of my husbands
told him about Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and what it had done
for his wife, | vas willing TO take it
Now | look the picture of health and feel
like it, too. | can do all my own house
work, work in the garden and entertain
company and enjoy them, and a walk
as far as any ordinary woman, any day
in the week. wish | could talk TO every
suffering woman and girl, and tell them
what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has done for me. Mrs.
DEMA BETHUNE, Sikeston, Mo.
Remember, the remedy which did this
was Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
II has helped thousands of women who
have been troubled with displacements.
Inflammation. liberation, tumors. irreg-
ularities, periodic pains. backache. that
bearing down feeling. indigestion. and
nervous prostration. after all other means
have failed. Why don't you try it7
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

The woman who "kesps house" has
enough to do when she is in good, sound
health, but IL she is weak. tired all the
time, and suffering from morn to night
with an aching back, Homework becomes
a heavy burden.
Many women who were afflicted in this
way say that Doan's Kidney Pills have
made life easier for them.
Women are subject TO kidney disease.
The clothing they wear. the work they do.
the worry and strain Of bearing and rear
ing children. the lack Of proper exercise;
all tend to il.
Backache. b~earing-down pains. headache.
dizzy spells, faintness. fits Of blues" and
other troubles often thought 10 be peculiar
TO the sex, are found frequently in kidney
disease. When any one OF these ills APP
pears, together with a discolored condi.
ton OF the kidney sccretions. with passages
too frequent, scanty or burning. just make
up your mind hat your kidneys are weak.
and be quick to help them.
Deans Kidney Pills have helped a great
many weak women through the trying
times when kidney disease means 90 much
added misery. They do not disturb the
stomach or bowels and contain no poison
Gus. dangerous nor habit forming drugs.
Doan's are harmless for children too.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
WOMEN AND HEALTH.

Women are beginning to realize
more fully that good health is not to
be found In the use OF cosmetics and
face powders. The appearance Of
health may follow facial treatment,
but health itself lies much deeper than
the surface.
Most important to the health of ev.
cry woman is regularity OF the bowels
and digestive organs. The weary
eyes. bad breath, frequent headaches,
pimples and general air OF lassitude,
Is in most every case due to consti-
patton or indigestion. or both. There
are various remedies prescribed for
this condition. but the easiest. most
pleasant and certainly effective, is
a combination OF simple laxative
herbs with pepsin known to druggists
as DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsln. This
simple remedy Is far preferable to
harsh salts and cathartics and violent
purgative waters that disturb the
whole system without afording nor
than temporary relief.
DIR. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsln Is a
tonic laxative. mild In its action.
pleasant to the taste and positive in
its effect. Strengthening the muscles
Of stomach and bowels SO that after
q short time these organs regain the
power to perform their natural func-
lions without assistance.
DIR. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is sold
by druggists everywhere in SOC and
800 bottles. II you have never tried
IT, write for a sample to DR.. w. b.
Caldwell. 201 Washington St. Month
cello. ILL.,: he will gladly send a trial
bottle without any expense to you
whatever.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
JUST A LITTLE TOO HASTY
Considered lmpertinence, but the
Joke Was on Him.

They were on their wedding tour.
and imagined that every civility Civ
en- them related to their new condi-
ton Of servitude.
Having stopped at a way station.
h bridegroom vas approached by
the station agent. who asked:
Are you going TO take the next
train7"
It's none OF your business" re-
torted the bridegroom, indignantly. as
he guided the bride up the platform.
where they condoled with each other
over the impertinence OF some of the
natives.
Onward came the train. its vapor
curling from afar. II was the last to
their destination that day-an express.
Nearer and nearer II came at full
speed; then in a moment 1t whizzed
past and was gone.
Why in thunder didn't that train
stop!" yelled the bridegroom.
Cos you said 'twarn't none Of my
bizness. has to signal II that trains
to stop"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
PECULIAR AFTER EFFECTS
OF GRIP THIS YEAR.
Leaves kidneys In Weakened Condition

Doctors in all parts OF the country
have been kept busy with the epidemic
OF grip which has visited SO many
homes. The symptoms OF grip this
year are very distressing and leave
the system in a run down condition,
particularly the kidneys which seem
to suffer most, as every victim CON-
plains OF lame back and urinary trou-
oles which should not be neglected, as
these danger signals often lead TO
more serious sickness, such as dread
ed Brights Disease. Local druggists
report a large sale on DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root which so many people
say soon heals and strengthens the
kidneys after an attack OF grip.
Swamp-Root is a great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy, and, being an
herbal compound, has a gentle healing
effect on the kidneys. which is almost
Immediately noticed by those who try
II. DR.. Kilmer & Co., ~Binghamtor. N.
Y, offer to send a sample bottle OF
Swamp-Root, free by mail, to every
sufferer who requests II. A trial will
convince any one who may be in need
OF IL. Regular size bottles so cts. and
$l.00. For sale at all druggists. Be
sure to mention this paper.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
THE CARELESS GROCER
slundered, and Great Good Came Of II.

A careless grocer left the wrong
package at a Michigan home one day
and thereby brought a great blessing
TO the household.
Two years ago ! was a sufferer from
stomach troubles. SO acute that the
effort to digest ordinary food gave me
great pain. and brought on a condition
OF such extreme nervousness that /
could not be left alone. / thought /
should certainly become insane. was
SO reduced In flesh that i was little bet
ter than a living skeleton. The doc.
tors failed to give me relief and | de-
SPARED OF recovery.
one day our groceryman left q
package OF Grape-Nuts food BY mis-
take. so l tried some for dinner. was
surprised to find that IL satisfied my
appetite and gave me no distress what
ever. The next meal l ate of 1t again.
and to be brief, I have lived for the
past year almost exclusively on Grape
Nuts. II has proved to be a most
healthful and appetizing food, per.
fectly adapted to the requirements of
my system.
"Grape-Nuts is not only easily df.
gested ard assimilated, but / find that
Inc ! have been using IL l am able
to eat anything else my appetite fan.
cies. without trouble from indiges-
tion. The stomach trouble and ner.
vousness have left me. / have regain.
ed my piumpness and my views of
life are no longer respondent and
gloomy.
Other members of my family, espe-
cially my husband. (whose old enemy.
the heartburn has been vanquished)
have also derived great benefit from
the use Of Grape-Nuts food and we
think no morning meal complete with.
out IT." Name given by Postum Co..
Battle Creek. Mich.
There's a reason" and It In er.
planned in the little book, The Road
to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the shove letter. A .e~
50 sYgesrs frsn time to tine. They
srf true, asa full q h, a.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Hobby Of Wealthy Enoli.hmsn.

The earl OF Mount-Edgcumbe. who
will be entertaining many parties at
Mount-Edgcumbe during the next few
months. would have been able to make
a living as an architect IL he had been
born In a less exalted sphere. He de.
votes some OF his spare moments
evolving fascinating toy palaces. each
a study of its kind. perfect in every
detail. One he had lighted with cleo
tricity. These Aladdin palaces are
sometimes passed on. to lucky chill.
dren Of his acquaintance.-London
Sketch.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Quits So

The teacher in the primary depart
nent of a Philadelphia school had been
holding forth a, some length with ref.
erence to the three grand divisions Of
nature-the animal. the vegetable and
the mineral. When she had finished
she put this question:
Who can tell me what the highest
form of animal life isy"
Whereupon the pupil nearest her
FASTENED to supply the answer as fol-
lows:
The girafe."-Lippincott's.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Made Well After Doctors Gave ,
Hone.

Mrs. T. NJ. Hill, lss W. 10 St.. Vs.
loo. Iowa, y Il enjoyed the hss
health until the winter of 1905 vbs.
was seized with kidney trouble. era
ally grew worse until | was devoid ~
energy and ambition. There was 4 =.
ing pain through my kidneys, f~ollowed \
a dull, grinding ache across my loins ~
whites OF my eyes changed color and ~
eyeballs bulged. My hands pulled and :
feet became 50 swollen | could not xs,
my shoes. The kidney secretions c,us
great pain and also annoyance BY their ~
frequent passage. / got SO I could not ~
lost weight and was gradually sror;,5
weaker and weaker, when my father ~
vised Doan's Kidney Pills. Il obtained |.
much benefit from the very first TIA. /
continued and by the end of the first ~
the backaches and headaches had diss
peared. ! grew steadily better, and ~
at last completely cured. Doan's Kidr-|
Pills saved my life when I was 50 sick nv
did not care whether l lived or dsiI
The doctors as well as myself had given
hope Of my ever getting well. an
grateful that / cannot recommend Dosf
Kidney Pills too highly"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

1t was common knowledge that at
twelve o'clock noon the wealthy brew,
er called In all the poor men in the
neighborhood who warmed themselves
over store and factory gratings and
made them small presents OF food.
clothing or money. The brewery graf.
ings alone possessed no occupants.
We don't dare stand there on &C
count OF the fumes. said one unfortu.
nate who had been requested to va.
cate the trunkmaker's grating -He
won't give TO anybody who smells
berry
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Reward Of Msrit

Go on, sab, Go on and blow "a
lawn bout who 20 is and what 20
dohst" impatiently said old Brother
Bogus. But femme specify dat Use de
on'y e%xtinguished citizen O. dis town
dat de president O. de railroad-dis
yuh road, right yuh!-paid any ten
ton to when he went th'oo in his spe-
cial kyah last week. Yassah, I wuz
ynh when de train passed-right on
dis spot!-and dat ar potly white
man gimme a fine see-gyah: flung II
TO me out'n de window o. de kyah.
and I wuz lit. too,"-Puck.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
On a Main Road,

Pottleton drew up at the side OF the
road and accosted a man sitting on
top Of a load Of hay.
i say. colonel" said he. are we on
the right road TO Claypool Junction."
"Ys-as." said the farmer.
~How's the road. pretty good?"
asked P~ottleton.
Fine said the farmer. We've
been 90 years wearin' them ruts
through."-Harper's Weekly.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No s~martlng-FeeIs
fine-Aets Quickly Try IL for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes aud Grnnulated Eyelids- Illus.
trzted Book in each Package. Murine Is
compounded by our ocuiisis-not a patent Med
lctne - but used IN successful Physicians Par-
uce for many yeaS. Now dedicated to the Pub
nc and sold BY Druggists at sc and 5c per Bottle.
Murine Eye salve In Asepfe Tubes, sc and soc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

II we had more men in the puIpits
OF the Methodist church who would
get out on the baseball bleachers once
in a while and do a little Jaw exer.
cising. we would have more men In
the church. The church today wants
big. strong. brawny men in the pull.
pits. The time has come when men.
not women. should support the church,
Bishop W. A. Quayle. Episcopalian,
Kalamazoo. Mich.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Ready for Anything.

A popular neighbor had Just passed
o the great beyond in a rural Penn.
s~ylvania community and the under.
taker stood at the door Of the home,
when he heard the following remarks
by the minister:
Mine brethren und sisters. Joe
Thomas he ISIS dead. Maybe Joe Thorn.
as he 90 to heaven up | no know, und
maybe Joe Thomas he go to hell
down ] no know, but. mine brethren
und sisters. we must be brebared to
meet him."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
FAR BETTER THAN aUrxNr.

fIixfr abe cures malaria where
quintne fails. and IL can be taken with
IMMUNITY by old and young.
HAVING suffered from Maiarious Fee
Yer Tor several months. getting no re-
lief from quinine n being completely
broken down in health. Elixir Bab~k'
erected a permanent cure."-william
Elixir Bnbek. 30 cents. all druggists.
or kloczewski * Co, Washington. 10. @.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Felt Rather Fat.

Mamma. I had the incest dream
said little Mary. age six, Just after
waking in the morning.
What was it?" mamma asked.
Why. I dreamt ! was a young lady"
the child explained.
That felt pretty good. didn't itT'
the mother remarked.
Yes" was the reply. But I fel,
rather fat"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

"Heigho." sighed Mrs. Stoutly. You
used to sit with YOU arm around my
waist. John. but you never do 1t n
more"
I'm sorry. dear" replied Stoutly.
but there are some things that are
beyond my reach."-Harper's Weekly.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

Mrs. Colin Gabble-Do you ever per
NIT your husband to have his own
way
Mrs. Strongmind-oh. yes. occasion
ally. He is sure to make a fool OF
himself. and that makes him easier to
manage next time"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
He Ought to Get II.

"On what grounds do you seek a a.
vorce from your wife?" asked the as
yer.
Simply because OF a pun" repliss
the long suffering husband. you see
she's a sculptress. and 1t gets on nv
nerves to hear her remark twenu
times a day. viii you love me when |
mold?'"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

These were the
words OF a man
OF Affairs. one
who had attained
the highest posi-
ton within reach.
and that not by
h eredtty or
chance. but by the
force OF his quail
ties; yet withal a
man very human
a man who knew
the depths OF sin
as vel. as the
heights OF inti-
mate communion
with God and
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

four or live days at a
time every month.
and so weak | could
hardly walk. | had
cramps, b~ackaehe
and headache. and
was so V and
weak that ! dreaded
to see anyone or
have anyone move ia
the room. The doc.
tors " me medi
cine to ease me at
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
The efee, Of sIsspino In Car,

Is the contracting OF cold. which often
results seriously to the lungs. Never
neglect a cold. but take in time Tay.
lor's Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum
and Mullein-nature's great cough
medicine. For all throat and lung
troubles. Whooping Cough, etc.
AT druggists, Csc, soc. and s1.00 a
bottle.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

"Yo' act me bout Mis- Johnsing an
her husban' las week, Miss Lou" said
Matilda. looking up from her ironing.
All seen Mis- Johnsing on de street
las night an she says dey gone to
ooa'din'. Her husban' been out OF
wok TO de las six monts an dey
cayn' ford to keep house no mo-.
All tink 1t mighty foolish cos dey's
stofn dere furniture an 1t cos'es dem
nfty cents a mont to keep It in de sto'
house. an eff dey don pay II ebe'y
mont de money keep a-growin' an
a-growing. an a-bur-owin' into dere
bank count. jes' like a eatin' cancer.
All toll Miss Jchnsing dat. an All say
Wy don she put her husban' I o wo'k.
He right able body man. Hitch de
reins to de mule All say. an don yo'
wo'k 90 finger nails to de quick 70
dat niggah.' But she say he can fin
no wo'k he like. dough he out all day
an sometimes till 10 O'Clock at night
a!ookin'. All reckon he don like no
wok he can fin. OATS w'ot's de mat
tab"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Lumbaao. Rhsumsti.m and

tumbago. Rheumatism and chIibIains
There is nothing that gives SO quick
benefit as Hunts Lightning Oil. The
very minute 1t is rubbed on the inn
provement is noGced. For over thirty
years this L.niment has been acknowl.
edged to be the best for these troubles.
Every druggist will recommend 1t.
Price 25c and SOC per Bottle.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

Gillet-The people in the fiat above
us are constantly fighting.
Perry-Doesn't your wife object?
Gillet-No. She likes to have a fuss
made over her.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08
Deep-Sea Version

Tommy Cod-what is ii they call a
pessimist. pa!
Pa Coda pessimist my son. IS a
FISH who thinks there Is q hook in ev-
cry vorm,-Puek
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-02-08

Woman has lee the world since Il
began. She took the leading part in
the first drama. Man and the Ser.
pent."-Paul Blouet.