The Washington herald., 1912-01-07


ton II he is already in condition why
the training trip? This seems a little OBJ
vious to US, Tyrus. but Is that the only
reason for a training trip2 Shouldn't II
give an opportunity also for a little team
work and signal practice. for instance?
A Finlander named KoIehmainan won
n marathon. II he comes to this country
we may be able TO pull that old one on
him: "Ah, see you're Finnish"
Salmon has a free, easy swing like
Sallee." says one OF the ST. Louis papers
One would also rise 10 remark that we
hope the analogy ends right there. For
one should know that SalIee also. drinks
like a fish. Which makes II pretty dan
gerous for a Salmon to do anything more
in the resemblance line.
Joe da Grim, the human punching bag,
has been barred from separating the
Lawrence sports from their shekles. Joe
went against Joe Nelson there the past
week and got seventeen varieties of a
licking. He disgusted the Lawrence fans
and they put up the bars (nonalcoholic)
against the Italian. the fight promoters
wanting no jail term for being accesso-
ries to manslaughter.
Gordan Mackay, IN the Philadelphia
Times, copes across with the following:
Appended one will md the personal
resolutions for 1872 which have been
made:
Connie Mack-Never to win another
pennant.
Horace Fogel-AIways be interviewed.
Chief Bender. Jack Coombs. Cy Nor
gan Gogether)-Quit baseball for the
stage.
uorr,- no,-;s- CO, ,,o,, I,.,-
Ty CObb-To adorn the stage and leave
baseball permanently.
Charlie Murphy-Never TO stop nomi-
mating Ban Johnson for the National
League presidency.
Ban Johnson-To attend all the ban
quets possible as tOastmaster.
Sherwood Magee-TO wear padded mltts
when discussing the weather with an
umpire.
Roger Bresnahan-Never to beat the
Chicago Cubs
Young Erne-Always to weigh IE.
pounds.
Jack o'Brien-start a fight club.
Ira Thomas-Never 10 take part in an
other worlds series.
Eddie Collins-To take up journalism
and retire from baseball.
Frank Baker-TO stop making home
runs.
Tom Lynch-To have Ban explain that
resolution.
Jimmy Callahan-To cut out comedy
and be 4 baseball manager.
Hank O'Day-Too early to talk.
Mike Doolan and Otto Knabe-Gtye the
job to Charlie, Horace.
Jack Johnson-TO retire from the ring.
Sam Langford-Ditto.
Packey McFarland-Not to fight soft
marks.
Mike Gibbons-To fight six-round bat
ties only.
Knockout Brown-To put a muzzIe on
Danny Morgan.
BILL AND DICK.
DoJFTey rail-birds Of a feather.
We shifty we are nifty,
Working EEllfully together
Through the minor leagues we roam.
Ever on the trail recruiting.
Through the bushes We 50 soootinE
Near and far-you bet We
The gumShoe kids!
Jack johnson isn't broke. He isn't even
bent.
The st. Louis Times slips over the fol-
lowing: Naming twenty most famous
anybody of anything has become quite
fad, so just now twenty OF the most fam
GUS questions will hardly be considered
out of place. Here they are:
Where was Moses when the light went out!
Who killed Cock Robin?
What the wild waves saying!
Who will care for mother now?
Did you get yomxY
Who hit Billy PateTsnn2
Where is my wandering bog tonight!
How old is Ann!
Where in the name Of the immOrtAls did that eOI.
lar button 20 TOT
W'Ot t'ell7
When shall fhrce meet again!
When is a door not a door,
Why docs . hsn cnuss the roadg
l. my hat stnight, dearl
Did you ever see such weather. |
Isn't he borei
Isn't she q frighti
Where did he get itg
Why nOti
Whatn you hare?
Bob Murphy is the latest of the local !
crop of ball tosSe-s to want to take a |
stab at the big show. Wen, Bob could |
slam them a little I'M the sand. lots, and /
he may be able to show something with |
the big leaguers. Here's hoping.