Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-09-26

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Feel full of life and fine.
i say there's nothing like it
TO make the red blood flow;
i love 1t crisp and snappy
And 25 below.
SATISFIED.
I'm only a commonplace
Sort of Il lob.
I've got no false notions and
I'm not a snOb
Who has no ambition to
Raise any hob.
NO bees buZZes round my old
Ivory KNOB.
For more worlds to conquer
Never do sob.
I'm peace and contentment 1
Smoke my old cob.
I'm thankful T. r. isn't
After my job.
GOOD HOT WEATHER MENU.
BREAKFAST
Buckwheat Cakes
Salt Pork Dainty Pig Sausage
Oatmeal and Doughnuts.
Hot Mince Pie Coffes
LUNCHEON
Boiled Dinner
Sauerkraut and Speek
Hot Gingerbread
Pigs knuckles and Cabbage
Pumpkin Pie Coffee
DINNER
Old Fashioned Cocktail
Corned Beef and Cabbage
Hot Porh and Beans
Pate de fol Gras
Potatoes au Gratin Potato Pancakes
HaSOnpfeffer Coffee
WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO.
She can do a first class job of car
pcnter work with Il pair of shears.
Shal forN Sr l,-N v,;%l -
hairpin and 81 bottle of glue.
She can smile when she is miser-
able and weep when she is happy.
She can make a $50 hat out of an
Old bird cage and some trimming off
an Old party gown.
She can put away things where no.
body %(including h~erself) can ever find
them.
She can suffer the privations and
nardships of a martyr to preserve her
figure.
She can make a full meal out of n
pickle and Il dish of ice cream.
A LETTER FROM THE sEASHoRE.
Dear Husband:
i take my pen in hand to let you know
that we are we'll.
h life is one long dream in this
resort hotel.
The girls and / Ia spent the coin
you gave us when we came
You didn't give W. half enough to keep
us with the game.
You'll have to send 200 more. There is
no doubt of it.
We hope this letter finds you we'll and
happy. Please remit.
The breezes by the shore are fine. The
girls are feeling great.
They've had IL proposals each and
splendid ones to. date.
The aristocracy is here and searching
for it's health.
Our health is all we could desire, but
we are shy on wealth.
II l don't get some Doodle soon I'm
going to have q At.
We've had no check for most a week:
dear husband, please remit.
This is a very pretty place. The boa.-
ing iS immense.
The tennis courts are up-to-date The
foliage is dense. :.
The bathing beach is perfect, and you
will be glad to know
Were having such Il lovely time. We're
always on the go.
We're sorry for you. husband dear. but
sure admire your grit
In staying up i'm town this kind of
weather. Please remit.
There are some lovely people here.
The table fare is fine.
We wish that you could be here. too.
with your tishpole and line.
BE sure and take care of the house,
and do not work. too hard.
And do not fail to- feed the cats. BE
sure and NOV the yard.
We're sorry for you. but if YOU place
value on our life
Send that 200 by next mail. SO long.
your loving wife.
THINGS THAT Make LIFE WORTH
LIVING.
Making love to your best gal and
just as you are about to pop the ques-
ton. having her ask you why Your nose
is red. why YOU wear glasses. whether
the Cubs won today or not or whether
~ cold summer.
Getting a package of feminine under
wear from the laundry by mistake Just
as you are about to leave on II TWO
weeks trip.
Having your name spelled wrong in
the newspaper when you have stopped
n runaway and saved three lives.
Having someone start n conversation
about Maeterlinck when YOU don't care
whether he is an actor. a disease "r "a
new brand OF breakfast food.
Listening to Il dinner table story You
ave heard for 10 years II trying 10
look as though you enjoyed II.
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.
Father-You say your son shows
signs OF becoming a writer II ASK
what is the best course to pursue. Were
1T not for the rather stringent laws ~
this state we might Suggest chlofo-