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The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
PIERRE LOTT SINGS IN OPERA.
Author Reveals Himself ~ Excel
Ient Ten0r and Actor.

Author Reveals Himself ~ Excel
lent Tenor and Actor.
Afareunisfam in the New York nmeA
! Piedde Lott who will shortly 90 to
America In connection with the produc-
ton Of his piece. "A Daughter OF
Heaven" has just revealed himself as q
tenor Of no mean order to the complete
surprise Of Paris. The revelation was
made at the academician's Chinese pal
ace at Rochefort. where he gave Q fete
this week in honor Of Princess Alice OF
Monaco.
A musical programme to terminate
with the fourth and fifth acts Of "Les
Huguenots' had been chosen, and q
number Of well-known musicians and
singers from Paris had been engaged to
interpret the number. At the last mo-
ment, however, q telegram arrived
stating that the Opera Comique tenor.
who had been engaged to sing the part
Of Raoul de Nangis was unable to
travel. owing to illness. In order not
to disappoint the audience Of a large
part of the programme the host decided
to take the role himself. which he did.
to the amazement and delight Of all
concerned.
1t is stated that his voice. while more
barytone than tenor. 10 Of remarkably
fine quality. and that in his gestures
and mfpicfy he exhibits all the tech
nique Of an experienced actor. The hope
Ii being expressed that the well-known
writer viii one day consent to sing pub
hcly in Paris
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
insufficient NouriShment.

Prof. Rubin, in a recent dissertation
on the question of feeding the human
race, which, he maintains. has come to
. critical point, says that there has
been a distinct step backward in the
organism of the wofleingman and that
cooking is a lost art. He deduets from
this that the greatest problem confront
ing mankind is that of providing the
race with proper nourishment.
The professor recommends that each
city should have a department in its
administration, clothed with plenay
powers of caring for this branci, of the
peoples welfare. The growth Of our
cities and the industrial workers as .
class has complicated the problem to
. point where il is becoming necessary
for municipal governments to main.
tain . watch that the inhabitants receive
proper nourishment.
DR.. Rubin believes also that school
children who fail to get sufficient nour-
ishment should have the deficiency
made up.
An insumeieney Of expensive food
IS not near as good as an adequate sup
ply of palmer but nourishing food.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
That Newspaper ''Rider." /"

The test case involving the constitu-
tionality of the rider" to the postal
appropriation bill, which requires news
papers to publish the details of their
private business, was brought before
the Federal District Court at New
York last Tuesday on complaint of the
New York Journal of Commerce, a
leading, well-established daily that GER
tainly has nothing to conceal" from
the authorities, either as to circulation
Or the quality or quantity of its adver-
Using patronage. all of which is ample
Is well as bona fde.
The attorneys for the government
argued that no court of first instance
could in any event adjudge an act oil
Congress unconstitutional except in the
plsinest grounds. The judge conceded
with this view and dismissed the suit,
but at the same time granted an appeal
We fail to follow the reasoning of the
learned judge. Either the contention
of the attorneys for the. Federal gov
ernment was convincing, in which case
he did the proper, the logical thing ID
dismissing the suit brought by the
newspaper. Or he was in doubt and
in that case he shonld have done more
than to grant an appeal. He should
have hesrd the case, decided adversely
and thus eco ipso" left the door open
70 an appeal.
But the action Of the New York Fed
eraf court win bring this unwsfrantable
rider before the Supreme Court Of
the United STATES for final adjudica-
tion where no doubt common sense and
fair play. untrammeIed by political
tricks, will win the day.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
HOW WITCHES WERE TRIED.
Ordinary Rules of Evidenee Were
Ignored In Court.

Ordinary Rules Of Evidenee Were
Ignored In Court.
Frun ths Boston heraA
When the >wifchcsaft dsausaon Of lsoa
seised the provinke de psop,s would NOT
wait for the workings Of the established
tribunal OF Justice. It was too slow to
suit them No doubt they feared that It
would be "reactionary' or inclined to be
too respectful to the letter Of the Law.
80 they cried out for q special court to
hustle along the trial Of the witches, and
Gov. Phipps meekly yielded to the clam
or and named seven judges to conduct
the trials.
1t was distinctly q popular court, and
was controlled absolutely by the popular
will. Not a one of the seven judges was
a lawyer. Two of the judges were cler-
gymen, two were physicians and three
were merchants. The common law was
nored. and the Judges and ju-ies were
left untrammeled by any bubbles Of the
law" to follow their own feelings and
the popular will.
Says Washburn in his Judicial His
tory of Massachusetts: The trials were
but Q form OF executing popular ven
seance. Juries were intim1dated by the
frowns and persuasions of the court and
by the outbreakins Of the multitude that
crowded the place Of trial to render YER
diets against their own conscience and
Judgment" He cites one case. that of
Rebecca Nurse. IN which the jury actu-
ally had the courage to bring in Q YER
dict OF not guilty. Whereupon Tho &C.
cusers raised a great outery and the
judges were overcome by the clamor."
The jury was sent back. returned with
q verdict OF guilty. and the woman vas
accordingly executed. Thus promptly
and effectively did the popular win sue
coed in bringing about the judicial de-
cision 1t wanted
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
Costly "oaad1anglsn Zones.

But for the amendment of the par
eel post bill in the Senate there would
have been no need for printing for the
Post-of6oe Department I7s.ooo maps, on
which the whole area of this county
will be divided into qnadrsnsies thirty
minutes geographical degree square.
Nor would it hye been necessary for .
shipper to inquire at the post-oAiee the
rate every time he has Z parcel to send.
The bill as passed BY the House
would have made any sune measure.
nent easy Nothing vould hsve been
required bat an ordinary mag. stsowins
States and eounfies and = ruler. with
! scale Of miies. TSe Izknno maps wiil
amply demonstrate ti1e inpe1ceieahiliy
Of Sensaor Jeaashn Deunss oomp,i-
Gated system Of of,auadsangalaf sooes
The Possmastef Censral i authorized
% Substitute simpler systen. We ase
neis6ed that sooner a htes be win e
obliged and Gid to5 % -
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
The rsurtA-elass pess,nass.rs.

Fourth-elass postmaster are an now
u the civil service classified system
President Taft having signed the ex-
eeusiye order in favor Of the Remaining
1900 officials. Politically this means
that in future Presidential campaigns
they viii not have to aid their party
On pain of losing their positions. Il
ssops M antics OF the spokesman in con-
necion with fourth-class oiiees once
and for all. It is an open secret that
congressmen were main factor in
distributing these places, often with lit
tie regard to the good of the service as
long as It made them solid in their
districts. The whole thing was demoral-
izing to the service IS well ss to our
political life.
Mr.. Taft has decided that those now
IN once are to retain their places un-
less proved to be unfit but future va
cancies must be filed by the Civil Sev-
ice Commission on reports of post-omce
inspectors. Democrats are charging
that the President is protecting Re
publicans in Office and.providine against
the days of party defeat. This Is hardly
so, 1t is merely an act Of fair play not
to throw incumbents out of ONCE with
out warning. At any rate. we are
getting the much sought reform and
that is the main point
The next step should be to bring the
first-class Offices within the classified
service, but to do this it will become
necessary to amend the civil service
law which applies only to appointments
that are not confirmed by the Senate.
With the growing recognition of the
fact that government is business there
will be less opposition TO the elimina-
ton of politics from the Post-ofhce De-
partment.
The citizens pay for efficient service
and they ought to get it.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
EVERY SATURDAY.
Or Msss< Hyss - b h Ths Dd
Ssiek. b isa's ns.s.sssny -.
"HoPE SPRINGS ETERlsAL
m THE HUMAN BREAST.'
fEREFOQE

Nj, and Mn. WashinGtoa DaN-
bah Fan ard family ssdeutly hopD
that Oasf 0riMth. The "Oh
Fox" viii win the worlds cham
pionship with his dShtins young
Natinnals next ysaR.
GsnL Leuaard Wond hopss tAAs
Conga10 In IL wisdom nay paO Q
osv osmpslling sveRy abss-hndtsd
man (sad Wuman) TO 1xfll IN IL
sxes q Wa1 snd become . memhsg
q tha army.
Mh Belss lockwood. ps.cs
apostle par e1cgi3snne hopes that
JCoopsas in It's wisdom nag soon
pass Law aholIaking he amy.
WnNsA =. 0ods hepes that
CpaG5so nay paaD . lsv nAning Q
distiDstivs AoW1 for svssy day IN
Fank J. Hogaa hspss to b
District Attorney In TIE Dsxt +.
= sAministzafioa.
D. J. Ksuenaa, "ssaial Unnls
Dave" 0HataiD aEd0t hepps
thaS tha nsu folks q this t0Wn
vlll hssp On Bssa BFumnaliAnG
Until tAV asU ssengnissd ssuV.
vhsss . ''tbs osaA ssslls q u
uzavauss."
Kin1o NlDassdas hauo Mt ~
tine b nsae vAO ''th0 common
pospul' vfl b ah3s to fus1hh
thsir nodsse Hts h1nss Nm
choioD hts q AAAngany. 1uhaA
ruQ. ChippsndAls ehats. a1d
other fnsxpsasivs but aTtast3o Aa0s
O1pe; Arthur Z Ran<ss hspss .
- the day vhsa everybody. DAn.
wsnAn. and eAild. VIII On Q
pises q ssal ssEata On Ksndls
HiehlAndsl, = - eaims real -
tata b b . bet1sr imvsGEDnt tAa1
etaadnfd on bund4
EuGuns OocAzan hopss thst IT,
{. pubic 9axttsA elEis0 Il WoA-
inUlaa waA hnsEeAllD saf Waltse
RalstoA. ~ disapssl1R de Pst*a-
bug eAesoeta vIlginia cgazseess.
srd cut pang dhswine toaacoo. 6y
eFsoetnr Q H0mme - Ms honoe.
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The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
PERHAPS THEY NEED IT.

Editor Big s6ck-1As sclsntiAs
Sanitary RegoFm Association q the
Treasury Dsparmsnt has recently
introduced . Nsy attractive woek
Il art-labelsd NeEu Gold Medal
Osukdsr-Anitasy Standard. Win
he vAboliNl letten added T. d.
N0w. many a tie esfts feel
vsssis4 Ssasing that, pRAaps. this
0SoO Q 'Ts DNm" h 10 b
s6dsd b tAsif molninG dutisA. b.
Ssss . q n, 10 .tneE0ss thaf
nnsab apd sanitary couditiou. Can
4 Be- punl1Ds that ths sod faith
- Aas0 dsas . little niasionaSy
vuFk IN th1D maftRi n he sod
~ dsa0n encs sa1d:
T0V saV6dlao eur sptriiD ~
Eu0 vaniteo to vanisy."-
n
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
SIN Another Mammoth Liner.

Only q few days after the White Sta,
liner Titanic sank the Hamburg Amer
ican Line announced Changes foi
safety" m the plans sof the latest of il
largest ships, the Imperator. vessel oi
soooo tons, then building in Germany
This ships dimensions are greater thar
were those of the Titanic. and it will
be able on its first trip next spring tc
carry 1000 passengers and a crew oi
I,9oo, with lifeboat room for all OF
board.
Il was believed then that the I'm.
|perator would be the apex of the ship
builders ambition, but it seems that i
was not. The White Star Line an
nounces complete plans for the Britain.
mic, ship whose tonnage viii be equa
to that of the Imperator. but which il
other respects probably will be su'
|perior.
In the announcement that the Britain.
MICS keel already has been laid in the
yards at Belfast. there appears no men.
ton Of the Titanic. Comparisons ARK
made only with the Olympic, steamer
which was a sister to the, Titanic, and
with the Imperator. But the plans 70,
the Britannia cry aloud in memory oi
the faults that resulted h the loss of x
many lives on her sister ship. Ths
Britannia does not bear a new name
The original vessel was built in 1874
and made her best passages after hav.
ing been quarter of century in the
Atlantic service The new Britannia i.
Ito have a complete inner skin, extending
70 a considerable height above the load
line, and the water-tigbt bulkheads arr
to be greatly increased. With the in.
|ner skin and the bulkhead improvement
the Britannia should be proof against
the fate of the Titanic -
The Olympic is to be taken out oi
service this winter and overhauled. She
also is to have heavy inner skin and
more water-tieht compartments. Ths
Hamburg Line also announees
that every preeaution has been taken
III the construction of the Imperator te
safeguard the passengers. These two
great ships will have improved wire.
less service and sufficient number ot
lifeboats, together with a crew drilled
for emergency. All of which the sea.
faring travellers welcome.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
WHY NOT PERPETUAL
NOTION?

Cheer up. my friends." mid
Michael Holxbeierietn. our highiy-
esteemed ppstxy artist. the other
day, Il an hard at work On an
invention that will bring you Joy.
I hope ere long to successfully
cross . fns grade of elastic rubber
with the pumpkin pie. 50 that We
can stretch our piece out to the
limits a our imagination"
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
The Answer.

Ffum JudGys Lihap.
"A man. died. says the teacher,
leaving to his eldest son one-fourth of
his property. plus one-tenth that Of the
share received by the next son. who
was to receive one-fourth of the prop
erty. plus one-twentieth Of the share
received by the third son, who was to
receive as much as the other two re-
ceived. less one-hfth Of their combined
inheritances. How much did each Eet?''
''Nothins.' promptly answers the
thoughtful boy In the second row. The
lawyers got Il for breaking the will" +"
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19

n BIG stsk. s,.as .as.s q aassa. s6sa sseAs IL
With aoCssuoo a 1asD hR naaAak etnm
az But hgaang etst. vAe s.ns tsto q the sns
pa has eansht httnsh tiuss Il q fascss II.
lscus tAe q A. hheasy. and
Srsay r.sssnt IT, % sntn III Nov 70 Ins Biz stcks
n portrait Z G s'.as - Z e s.as..A nsg.n J.
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an ha.H rodscdoa. - Ussd 70 B: LaAR asn: I'm 9
. = .sht b ssns that ..TAss'p an u vnd.vf. ;"
xhtA .n an ansa saAsns .e 'was u Antnn Lss~s Al
tIAn Avsy sse Gray" Iu hs vsos IN tAss
M Wssn n.ht,s u hsAe s.a vm ss< sunsks.s -
tahs ~ asy Z Ihs NJ stsk n. 1haAIAas vA MA
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19

working knowiedes Of politics. history.
banking. pugilism, art. music, drama.
fraternai societies. burnt wood decorat-
ING, religion. philosophy, occuitism. pop
ular science, automobile repairing. un-
dertaking, plain and fancy. intensive
gardening. swimming. Job hunting.
salad making. baby fsedinS. marriaSe
divorce and gasoline enGineA
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
TWAS DRY.

Or M Btn emtth, b vhose
daesnsss q 'Aand1lAe Ths BIG stsnk
owss 1leA Il ~ sktnctivsnsss. -
6Adk hsA his old hons IN Can
a66 Ms Dominioo b . sood
p1ae1. 0eU BIN. INT . taznation
poor ha1t1nG QUand fer scorpions.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19

There is much complaint because the
Sunday paper is delivered on the front
porch. thus compelling the subscriber to
read his way through II before he can
escape and 90 to church. However. q
really devoted man would not let the
Sunday paper imprison him. He would
climb over II.
Copyright IN. By ososv, MATHEW Adaua)
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
A Street Car Romance.

From Judge.
The crowded car swung round tho strees
And swayed them; for . moment sweet
She touched him-for q moment hss&
That made his poor heart leap within.
She left the car. and. riding on,
He felt a strange. new feeling dawn
A eense Of something that was gone
Il was his NateA and diamond pin!
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
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A - inSestusioa ef isasains. fss1A-
shea wers staAaed Ct an aAjaesnt rase
track evsrnlghk e ~ sophomersA Has,
lng develops Aunes Of . ,hish Order.
sass nsaAans.
NY husband got - sgpttsd rsadinG
about ths vsssl.s sss.ss that Il affected
hls' hoaEG The doctor says hs mustn't
rsaA anythias exciting for . long time
II -. naAam. Wen. here 10 . niee
book entit1ed .E,s3s's school Days' ]
asa't think thss win excite your husband
too mueh.'
0oeoAsP 10 In History.
Octobsr n l1ee-Esnry vm Knights alI
the pitchers In the worlds ssriss. and
eonfsrs . baroay on svsry player who
made . hit.
Octobse n i7BcDaNld oarsick goes intn
vaudeville with sons educated seals.
vesy Punstslious.
No socisty giri eonsidsfs herself form
ally engaged these days unless the fol-
lowing formula d gone throush with:
The rumor.
The dental
The uno6lcial announcement
The double denial
Investigations by ths press. with photo
graphs Of al concerned.
Tho .o63cial confirmation.
Sees D1s.
We're getting nearer to the goal:
The agitators boast
That soon you'll set q ton Of coal
BY parcel post.
A Lawyers Troubles.
"why are you trying to set . Jury Of
blondes?'
Hardly know myself. First case !
ever tried before Jury Of women. Ny
client, ~ you zee. 10 yellow.haired
dame: and she seems to think that bru-
nettes have grudge against blondes"
The --latest Here.
"Queer Boston man over In that cor
nsr; I can't sst him interested in Emer-
son, or Longfsilow. or Phillips Brooks"
Try Joe Wood on him.
very Ce,siAsrase.
my boss 10 certainly . thoughtfu and
confederate man"
'sWnat has he done?''
He had Q score board fixed in the
once during the worlds series"
BLIND.
twritten for The waahinssou HsssMJ
Blind! And this dsrk night unendinel
Az an 'a'fAs b'sass but . nsno1. but q
IAs sisd sunlight In uAish joysd to live.
II vssm upon ny cheek: eaanos - its sisan.
what thsss ~ t,ss frss.AA NJ s,oAa
Int thiass ny idls shands ~ vitA. nsvsmus,
Thsif golden thnshtb NJ nind susich, deliehf
A ''s'oa bright aso.d bsHsa doori
Il vm nat ysesd. and may hnlnk In vain,
Upua fh purtals Arm. my fainfing heart
llsst daen os despair, inprDnsd 70.
Fun IN thst nsds life sssst I nov nnst part.
10 nSss bshald lie anDst's sssriou tinsa
c. hssuty Of The AosssA o. vssdls bRisht;
No nosS to visw sazth's vuodrous nystarses,
Ths Aay b o'R. nd Anst Live IN nieht!
Whss,s tbs around NJ pauk, ARA ~, A.
And 'sainH my cpld cAsek. lps 70 tender
Al. nov ! know all h not losk Thy lors
Xakes esasAt he daskOt 6lou0. and nfSs On
p1see! q. C, g.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
co Ton. Up. .

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tAeF0 1sobss ~ 6snats CsnlnitAsA
In vslts snAa aeEfleg -
eAe.e tAaD & - Ssoa vitA ~"
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
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The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
PITY IT'S IT'S TRUE,

hayward. Junior. tho peoud
sdi0A & Gus Hayward. the dis
tingu1Ehad dirvctor of the Hearst
esssunD' ia tAis city. vhils feed.
ING - 0t Ct ths dinner tahss he
eeAe das. vas Nprosed b. his WW-
Os1E1s father. who told hin that
~ ct Dust wait until later.
vh9eupun hayward. Junior, man
fdl1y psgesstsd and said: II think
4 b o aAame. ~ hse1nas ahs 10
Q ponP 0unb animal 70 truAt h4
51se Mks . h3Esd Ei1i"
RoEI LAUR1ATEs' coRf9R.
IAsaoA fuz5Rs aEs far iron IN.
ms thoueht I can't rspEs0;
Their bnGlAsos hAs always bsgn
Z A ~ eans. mon q l0A
STINEfEI1.
I know 9 yuang isdy nansa Rssh.
Ard ! TN you. nAsooks nd h
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h III O . thy0
yse ~ nanO hnH IL tins
4 hasdR tAnn pu11ing . tseGA.
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The Washington herald., 1912-10-19

A Matter for . Higher Court.
From JudevS LbaH.
Il don't understand why Matilda has
sued me. Judge" protested the defend
ant in . recent breach Of promise suit.
II only did the asking. awhile she did
the promising"
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
The Aoaa Ho6.

Ffm JudG01 Uns11.
II q motor meet Q mDtof
Coming round q curve.
II the nrst don't sound his signal.
Need the second sWefve?
Drat the chap that hogs the highway.
Neither toots nor turns!
Hope he chokes. and that, hereafter,
In ga0olin0 he burns!
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
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The Washington herald., 1912-10-19

why are you trying to get jury Of
blondes?'
Hardly know myself. First case
ever tried before jury Of women Ny
client, ~ you zee. 10 . yeilow.haired
dame: and she seems to think that bru-
nettes have = grudge against blondes"
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
Sooa Due.

We're getting nearer to the goal;
The agita4ors boast
That soon you'll set q ton Of coal
BY parcel post.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
The --latest Here.

'Queer Boston man over In that cor
nor; I can't Get him interested In Emer
son, or LonEfsilow, or Phillips Brooke"
Try Joe Wood on him.
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19

>! ! II i 3 BE- 81 (! q J 8 8
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
very ConsiAerate.

my boss 10 certainly . thoughtful and
considerate man"
''Wnat has he done?'
He had . score board fixed in the
once during the worlds series'
The Washington herald., 1912-10-19
eoEI LAUR1ArEs. coRiHR.

I know q young lady naAsd Rs1h.
Ard ] tsl1 you. ,Ond.ooks nd h
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-29
Ford & Cleveland
Canton, S. D.
TELLS the Whole Story.

To say that Foley.s Honey & Ia
Compound is best for children and
grown persons and contains no opiates
tells only part of the tale. The whole
story is that 1t is the best medicine
for coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis
and other affections of the throat
chest and lungs. Stops la grippe
coughs and has a healing and sooth
ing effect. Remember the name
Foley's Honey g. Tar Com pound, anC
accept no substitutes.
SOLD BY SHERMAN & ROCHE.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-29
The Days Good Stories
Always Some Excuse.

Always Some Excuse.
William Jennings Bryan said to a
reporter;
"Oh yes, they have no difficulty In
explaining away the high cost of liv,
ing. No difficulty. No difficulty
whatever.
II know a woman who went to a
fruiterer's to buy some apples the
other day. The price of the apples
shocked her.
"Why are these so high?" she COM
planned.
They're high, ma'am," said the
salesman, with a gallant smile, 'be-
cause they're so scarce"
but, said the woman, l read In
yesterdays paper that there was such
a bumper crop that the apples were
rotting OIL the trees.
"The salesman rubbed his hands.
He smiled more CALAMITY than ever.
That's just it, madam, he said.
That's why they're scarce, Of course
1t doesn't pay you see, to pick 'em.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-11-29
Of Two Evils.

E. Phillips Oppenheim, the novelist
was taken to task by a ''htghbrow'
%sonneteer.
1T is true enongh,' said the son.
neteer, "that your books sells like hot
cakes; but you've produced nothing,
positively nothing that will live"
Mr.. Oppenheim answered, smiling
brightly:
"Well, my boy, l found, when L
went In for letters, that 1t was a
question from the start whether ID y
books or / were to live-and In this
crisis l had to sacrifice my books"