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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
IT Is EASY
Constipation, Sour Stomach,
Pimples, Liver and Bowel
Troubles Banished.

1t is easy to get rid Of Constipation.
Torpid Liver. Sour. Gassy Stomach.
Sallowness. Pimples, Sick Headache.
and oil the Liver. Stomach and Bowel
arrangements caused by accumulation
OF waste matter and impurities, Ii you
know what to use, There 10 nothing
made which equals Wade's System
Cleanser, for this purpose.
Druggists who sell this product al
ways recommend 1t fully to their
customers, The CSC package Of Wade's
System Cleanser is sufficient for one
month. Get the % cent package to-
day and note how quickly It clears the
complexion. banishes Constipation.
sweetens the breath. and in fact puri-
fies and renovates the entire system.
wade's System Cleanser does the
work promptly and efficiently. Strict
ly vegetable, and does not weaken or
grippe Wade's System Cleanser Is now
sold by Quigley Drug Stores.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
Il. G.. T.
Notes
BY q. NJ. G.

A seasoned old veteran of the road
offers some timely hints which are
guaranteed to bring success to the
travelling man.
The three essential qualities, this
man says, are: Common sense, ener-
gy and honesty.
He says: BE clever be posted, be
firm and most important of all, be
quiet, as many have been known to
talk themselves to DEATH" Avoid fam
iliarity, avoid argument as much as
possible. and never knock your COM
petitor for it gives him too much free
advertising" ALLOW your customer to
know few things himself. and last.
but not least, after you have done all
| these things and served on the road
a long enough time, join the Order of
United Commercial Travellers of
| America
! Here are some of the things of vital
Importance that the wife of every U.
c. r. member should know. She should
know that in case her husband should
accidentally be killed she will be paid
$4,000 in all, $4,000 of this in one
check and $25 weekly for a period of
one year. She should know about the
widows and orphans fund, not a
charity or pension, that is coming to
her If she has other resources, but
something that she is entitled to with
out humiliation if she has no other re-
sources.
She should know that her case will
be taken care of by men from her own
home council. men who are her friends
and her husbands friends.
Every commercial salesman is in
business for himself, even though he is
on pay roll. He is constantly build
ing up character and developing his
own powers. and to do this conscienti-
otsly is sure to bring recognition.
Hugh Chalmers says that the bust
ness man deals with five M's-money.
materials. machinery. men and mer-
chandise, and that with each and all
of these given result can be OBJ
tanned but that the biggest thing to
get is MEN"
There are men and men and that
which marks the difference is power
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20

Mrs. A. r. Tabor. of Order, Mo-, had
been troubled with sick headache for
about five years, when she began TAX
ing Chamberlain's Tablets. She has
taken two bottles of them and they
have cured her. Sick headache is
caused by a disordered stomach for
which these tablets are especially in
tended. Try them, get well and stay
we'll. Sold by all dealers.
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continued its NE until WAS made we'll. /"
Mrs. HENRY LIlsEDEnc, rs Adams St
Keazneysville, w. Va.-"I feel It my
duty TO write and cay what LydA E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
done for me. suffered from female
weakness and 1t times felt % miserable
] could hardly endure being on my feet.
"Aftsr taking Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable COMPOUND and following your
special directions, my trouble h gone.
Words fail TO express my thankfulness.
] rscommsnd your medicine to Ill my
1fiendA G. B. WHlrrNscroN.
The shove are only two Of the thou
sands Of grateful letters which are con-
SANITY being received by the Pinkham
Medicine Company Of Lynn. Mass. which
show clearly what great things Lydia E.
pinkham's Vegetable Compound does
eog thoss Who sulRee from woman's I'm.
70 yea want speelal advies vrita u
IYek = H1nkhan 1ediclne @. losnS.
16ot1aD Lynn, Qass. Year letter MN
- ope0o4s rcd and answered ~ =
ws1aa asa AsA n strict cealAe.ee,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
ABOUT A MILE.

e Makes q Difference In Which Land
One Travels This Distance.
II you take a notion to settle down
for time and after you have beeii
whisked out and back in u mo,orca,'
you think to ask how far the house ia
from the station the agent carelessly
waves his hand and airily remarks.
About MILE" you had best take heed
as to what country you are in at the
time
II it is in England you are all right.
for the familiar 1.76o yards is the
standard. but II you have taken Il
fancy to some sod matched Irish
cottage it means a tramp Of 2.2iC
yards. and If you are moved to linger
in the highlands remember that the
Draw Scot calls 1876 yards a mile.
Considering the size Of Switzerland,
one might expect a mile to be about
as far as one could throw q bali. but
the hardy mountaineers think 0.153
yards the proper thing. even when. As
it generally is. 1t is very much uphill
The Swiss is the longest mile Of all
being followed by the Vienna post
mile of $500 yards.
The Flemish mile Is CISCO yards, the
Prussian S,237 yards, and in Denmark
they walk S.o44 yards and call it a
stroll of a mile. The Arabs generally
ride good horses and cali c,l43 yards a
mile. while the Turks are satisfied
with 1896 yards. and the Italians
shorten the distance OF a mile to 1.76.
yards. just six yards more than the
American has in mind when the agent
waves his hand and blandly remarks
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
Uncut Books,

"Uncuts. : said the book dealer. "are
books with uncut edges. They origi-
mated in Scotland. In Scotland in the
past. a man would enter your shop to.
day. read q chapter Of some book OF
other and saunter out without buying
anything. Tomorrow be would read
another chapter gratis. and by the end
of the month he would have finished
the volume and be we'll into another
Hence the Scottish publishers and
booksellers hit on the uncut. which you
can't read without buying."-Buffalc
Express.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
Why Stars Twinkle.

The twinkling OF the stars is chiefly
all effect produced in the atmosphere
upon the waves Of light. 1t is due to
currents and strata Of air Of different
densities intermingling and floating
past each other. through which the
light passes to the eye. 1t Is seen
much more in cold than in warm
weather and nearer the horizon more
than overhead. The same effect may
be seen by looking out Of a window
over a hot radiator or a candle held
on the other side Of hot stove. SO
that you have to look through a body
Of highly heated air at the candle
fame The fame will be seen to
waver and CULVER. In other words.
the various layers Of air are ut differ
ent densities and in motion, hence tie
twinkle. xchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
TO LECTURE HERE
National News Association)

(Eational News Assocfation)
LONDON. Jan. a0-Count Lutzow,
who is the head of a leading family
of the Bohemian nobility and writer
of considerable note. sailed for the
United States today to deliver ser.
les of lectures on the history of the
Czechs. He will fill engagements At
Harvard. Yale. Princeton and other
leading universities and will also be
heard in a number of the principal cit
well known in London society. accom-
panies her husband to America.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
Read This Booklet
1.-THE Hair and it, Care" Sent Free
Upon Request.

sUS bV0tV 0uO IL SVuA S'SS
Upon Request.
The Herpicide Company want ev-
eryone to have = copy Of their book
let telling how to take care OF and
possess nice hair. The booklet con-
tains much valuable information on
the subject of saving and cultivating
the hair
II the presentday men and women
would begin TO live up to the teach
| ings of this little booklet it is doubt
full If the next generation would find
! baldheaded man or lady wearing
false hair.
| 1t is just as easy to have robust and
beautiful hair as to have thin, scrag
gy hair or no hair at all. II the
scalp is kept clean and free from dan
druff the hair grows naturally and lux
uriantly.
The booklet tells how this may be
most effectively accomplished by the
use OF Newbro's Herpicide. Herpi
eide destroys the germ which causes
dandruff, frees the head from dirt and
scarf flakes. The hair becomes light
fluffy and beautiful
| Newbro's Herpicide is the original
remedy that kills the dandruff germ
for which there are many limitations
and substitutes said to be just a.
good. Buy nothing but the original.
All reliable druggists sell and guar
antee genuine Herpicide in one dolla,
size bottles.
Send 1Oc in postage to The Herpi
eide Co. Dept. R.. Detroit, Mich, anG
a nice sample will be sent with the
booklet
Applications obtained at the better
barber shops and hair dressing par
lors. A. G. Luken & Co., specia
agents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20

and ability. A great deal of these two
qualities may depend upon personal
magnetism, but some of it is honest
effort and hard work backed up by sin.
one begins to recognize the fact that
thoughts live, the futility of trying to
to our thought is understood Then
there are the ruts, shun them for they
graduate to that which is of the same
shape only shorter and deeper, the
grave.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
Perhaps.

Perhaps.
"Why." said the young man who tries
to be cynical. ARE dogs and horses
so much more faithful in their friend
ships for US than our fellow human
beings:"
"Perhaps." replied Miss Cayenne.
Its often due to the fact that we
treat them with so much more kind
ness ard consideration. "-Washington
Star
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20

understand and get good salaries, and
the boys advertise them the country
over. Others don't, and their salary
would not make pocket change for
the average travelling man one hour,
and they are advertised too-But, Oh
my! Mister Clerk, you ought to hear
how it's done. Average Citizen, you
had better take your hat off to the
travelling salesman-he is the ammu'
milton that makes the business go. .
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
The Grass Widow Defined.


1t IS related of Methodist bishop
that when presiding over a district
conference in North Carolina he had
an attack Of hay fever and in conse-
quence was somewhat trascible and
impatient. A young preacher who gave
a rather poor account of his work was
given a severe reprimand by the bish-
op and asked to state the reason for
his failure.
"Well. bishop" he explained. I'VE
had lot of trouble the first year with
a grass widow. and
"a grass widow" roared the bishop.
And what. pray. IS a grass widow?"
"A grass widow. bishop" responded
the young clergyman. zig a woman
whose husband died of hay fever
St Louis Republic.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
ICEBERG GROUPINGS.

Clusters and Lens Lines Formed BY
Storms and Ocean Currents.
Among the perils and wonders Of the
ocean there are few more interesting
things than icebergs, interesting not
only by reason Of their gigantic size.
their fantastic shapes. their exceeding
beauty. but also for the manner where
In they array themselves.
Icebergs exhibit a tendency to form
groupings may arise from the effects
both Of ocean currents and Of storms.
Some very singular lines OF bergs.
extending for many hundreds of miles
east Of Newfoundland. have been
shown on official charts issued by the
government. Two OF these cross each
other. each keeping on its independent
course after the crossing. In several
instances parallel lines Of bergs leave
them
Cur!ously enough. while enormous
fields Of Ice invade the SO called
steamship lanes" Of the Atlantic at the
opening Of spring during certain years,
in other years at that season there IS
comparatively little ice to he seen
The Ice comes. Of course. from the
edges Of the arctic regions. from the
icebound coasts OF Greenland and
Labrador. where huge bergs. broken
from the front Of the glaciers at the
point where they reach the sea. start
on their long journeys toward the
south. driven by the great current
that lows from Baffin bay into the
northern Atlantic ocean. Harper's
WeeE1y
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
MY DOCTOR
MIGHTY FINE
Mrs. Hattie Cain Of CarrsHlIe
Thinks all the More Of Her
Doctor Since he Advised
der 70 Take Cardui.

Carrsville, Ky.-"My doctor. - writes
Mrs. Hattie Cain, who advised me to
take Cardui, for my troubles, is a mighty
fine doctor, and say God bless Cardui
and the people who make it.
Before took Cardui. suffered with
female troubles for sixteen years. /
would have to send for a doctor every
three month, and oh! how dreadfuty ]
suffered!
81 would cramp and have couvulsions
and II looked like | would die. At last
took Cardui and oh! what a surprised ]
found it was the medicine for mel
"From the first bottle. began to mend
and now am well, can do more work,
can walk and 60 where I please and Il
don't hurt me, and owe it ali to Cardui. -
Cardui helps sick women back to
health. It has been doing this for over
50 years. II is not q laxative, or a heart
or kidney medicine-it IS Z woman'S
medicine. i
Hyou are 4 woman, Try It
Il R-wtAe =: IadEes' Advisay DepG. onnns
eoosa MedGeec GO. Ga.noosa. Tea II 4ps
xas1Zur1na 81 keaee took. sfao00 Tfez1De1
~ VeA - ! eo1ln vs1uUEs % se6 -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20

National News Associations
EAST WALPOI.E. Mass, Jan. 90
The wedding OF Robert P. Bass. gov.
ernor OF New Hampshire, and Miss
Edith H. Bird, daughter OF MIR. and
Mrs. Charles 8. Bird, took place to-
day at "Endean." the home Of the
brides parents near here. After a
fortnight's wedding journey Governor
Bass and his bride will take up their
residence In Concord, n. H.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
HELOaA PRISONER
BY GIANT AbAl0Nt
Fisherman Recovering from
Terrible Experience in
Waters of Pacific.
(National News Assoc;ation)

REDONDO BEACH. Cal. Jan. 90
Roy Hathaway, an employe in the
city engineer's office IL recovering to-
day from the effects OF terrible Ell
perience in the waters OF the Pacific
here. With some companions he visit
ed the beach. Climbing out on the
rocks he looked for shellfish. His
Compan MONS left him. After they were
out of sight he stopped down to put
his hand In a crevice in the rocks. A
giant abalone closed on his fingers.
Suffering intensely and held In a
cramped position. he saw the tide
come in. The water rose gradually.
For two hours he was held prisoner.
The water had reached his neck and
waves broke over him nearly ending
his life. At last his companions re-
turned and saw him. The abalone
was pried lose with an iron bar and
Hathaway freed. In ten minutes
more the tide had reached q level that
would have caused his death.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
Taa and CaHAa

The people Of the United States use
more coffee per individual than those
Of any other country except the Meth
erlands and is the fourth in rank in
the consumption OF tea in proportion
to the population.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20

Here is remedy that will cure
your cold. Why waste time and mo-
ney experimenting when you can get
q preparation that has won a world
wide reputation by its cures OF this dis.
ease and can always be depended up
On? It 10 known everywhere as Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy. and Is a
medicine Of real merit. For sale by
all dealers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20

plSln~s ] " II l0t
restored to health.
&C. employed the
best doctors and
even went to the
hospital for treat
ment and was told
there was no help for
me. But while tax
ing Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable
Compound I began
n improve md I
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
A Good Third.

- 0OoO UJT0s
''You admit that you are not first in
her affections. yet you seem cheerful
Lob. can't expect to compete with
the pug dog and the rubber plant
Washington Herald
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
AmuSenentS
THEATRICAL CALENDAR.
~ the Gonnett.

Jan. 20.-"The Confession"
Jan. 24.-"Irish Players"
Jan. 26.-"Over Night"
Jan. 29.-"The Chocolate Soldier"
Feb. POLK and McGibney Recital
At The Murray
All Week Vaudeville.
AZ Coliseum.
Feb. 2S-Symphony orchestra con
cert.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
A Complication.

n Compiieation.
"Don't you think that mechanics
sometimes mix up natural facts:"
How
Don't they talk Of the horsepower
Of donkey engines :"-Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-20
SUFFERED
EVERYTHING
For Fourteen Year,. Restored
To Health BY Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.

ElGin, Ill., AFTER fourteen years Of
suffering everything from female COM
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17
NOT STRANGE, AFTER ALL.

s; It Is reported that famous aviator
has been gored to death by WIG
buffalo in Africa. Many call 1t
strange freak Of Providence. But,
Mhy9 Not many months ago "steepie-
Jack" slipped on the bottom step OF o,
staircase In his own home and broke
his neck. This accident furnished a;
text for full-psge Sunday story. A
soldier Of fortune lodges bullets and
dum-dums and poisoned arrows; ne;
comes home full Of honors and suo-l
cumbs to an attack of measles. why
are these things thought strange? Is
q man who climbs the dizzy heights
thereby made immune to banana peel
ings on the level? Does q person
who sails above the clouds thereoy
gain sort OF impervious armor
against the beasts of the field? That's
a bit like the ancient superstition
worded thus-"that fellow can't drown
he was born 70 be hanged" Six
months or SO ago q Wabash Qnd)
man was injured by o falling tree
When he was convalescing. horse
kicked him in the nose, fey days
later he crawled to the roof OF a
building. slid of and broke en- arm
and hip That's all. so far. But one
of these days this Hoosier will die OF
consumption or old age or heart fall
ure, and people will say, How Queer'
Amt that just like lte?'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17

One Of the rich men Of the coun-,
try, one of our foremost hnanc1ers,
who Is now an octogenarian, was ask
ed how 1t came about that he carried
his so years as though they were but
half the number Because replied,
the man Of big business, y never take
my business with me from my office
When ] was married. almost 90 years
ago, ! made a boon companion OF my
wife, and when l returned daily from
the office she aud ! had great sport
IN riding, driving and romping To-
gether; when the children came we
all romped and played together. !
tried to be as young as they were,
When ! went on vacation 1t was
such in facs, for set my house in or
der before departing and had no mes
sages, no &ires, no word OF any sort
to annoy or vex me- ! forgot every,
thing save the Joy Of living and maxi
Ing my wife and little ones happy.
This man enjoys life. He lives q
sane and sensible life. He appreci-
atss the fact that he will not pass
this way again and that he will soon.
depart So he enjoys his fortune
while he may. taking as much pleas
ure in making those around him hap
by as he does In making happiness for
htmsalf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17
How Much Money VIII You Give?
How Much Cam You Raise?

There big campaign expenses be met il we are to
win on Election Day in November We tell the voters
of the country about Wilson, what he Is what he has done
We must show them his record We must show them his
platform We point to them the features of his
platform which much to this nation. This great
work will cost lot of money We must meet the usual
heavy toll necessary present platform and candidate
to hundred million.
Your dollar your S. your slO your $40 is needed And
don't mistake--wc the who only afford the
one dollar We need him. We need the who
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17
How To Contribute TO The Wilson
Campaign Fund

Sign the Coupon in this and fill In the amount
YOU give Then attach your money to this Coupon and
mail today to the address given the Coupon.
Issue all checks money orders and address all contrbu
lions to c. R. Crane Vice Chairman Finance Committee
Democratic National Committee, soc Michigan Avenue
Chicago, III.
Then write letter this paper giving your name as
contributor and stating your reasons why you believe
Woodrow Wilson should be elected President of the United
States In this way you will be listed as Wilson cont-
butor Souvenir Receipt handsomely Autographed we'll
worth framing will be you. Your letter will help the
fight by encouraging your friends
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17
One of the inspiring things in III

One of the inspiring things in lie
is the popularity Of youth. Or perhaps
It may better be called the aim of
everybody to keep young. Old age
has lost out to the modern idea, says
Judge Who nowadays sees old men
or old women? Men who half G. CEN
tury ago would have been character
ICED as stricken with years. are gay
old boys today. and women have so
mastered the art OF perpetual youth
that it takes a wise one to pick out
the grandmothers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17
What Is peoples Canpaign?'

We are addressing ourselves to the real freenen of
America the upright. Progressive Voters of the country
who are doing the work of the nation and the work OF
trusts and bosses
We realize that the salvation of every righteous cause
rests with you.
Often this cry ola Peoples Party Peoples President
is raised by the very forces seek defeat and whom we
must and will defeat But look to standard and our
standard bearer and decide yourself to which is the
Peoples Campaign and must therefore, be fought with the
Peoples money.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17
BY Contrast.

Hewitt-How do you like your new
Eat?
Jewett-It's so small that every
time get home I feel like the great
est living observation-disclosures Homo
Companion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17
Woodrow Wilson Has Clean Hands

Woodrow Wilson is the ceanes man in national politics
He of lustrious forefahers who laid by blood and
heredy the foundation OF future President through gen.
Grafton after generation of upright record.
If Wilson Is to be elected it must be by clean money and
there only of such moneyrom the voters of
the country who realize the importance of having govern
ment uninAuenccd by the almighty dollar
Wilson's hands clean.
Will you uphold them?
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17

a Chicago minister says there are
not enough husbands to go around,
and that old maids are heroines. But
the name Of this champion OF abused
spinsterhood will be lost when the
name Of its traducer IS still alive
enough to be anathema, for suoh is
the way Of the world.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-10-17

Woman IN Milwaukee wants d.
yorce because her husband had his
whiskers shaved Off She simply
couldn't stand such bare faced treat
ment