New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-10-28

STAN lnCluQeS u COUhp hibS''Nf
waitress had taste OF the situa''on
last month. The waitress made demano
for a pantry assistant and was told tnaI
none would be employed. Three Gays
later when two extra" were expected
for dinner. the trio issued an ultlnlatuih
to the effect: mo help for Massie-no
dinner" II was two hours before the
dinner time, but Mrs. Youngwife sniiieu'
paid the departing servants Ito Date
land" SO she told the story. we sat
down 10 a good dinner, five OF US, anu
nothing was noticed except one OF our
guests discovered that we had ou'iei
instead of Maggie. Mothers COOK ior
whom I telephoned, and a waiter from
nearby hotel helped me out. what "ou'u
have happened II the man had discoVereu
that he was a strike breaker l hate TO
think about"
"Charley, dear" said young Mrs. Tor TOT.
kins, baseball Is great tnlhs' i'N
yves: but what makes you think so!
"IVitbout Il some of our leading Vaude-
Vile entertainers wouldn't nave any ~ y
cupatIon in the summer months -" "'
ington Star.
FOOD FOR POWER.
c-ooo. oct 12-serious mutinies have
hroi,sn o,t In Russian Poland. where Rus-
sia's mobilization Of $4,000 troops nor
garded az the first preliminary step % es.
with Austria. Reservists attempte1, Al
cane AT LODI Btalstock and SzucLlcL. az
Tho last named place fifteen mutlneers "e''
court martialled and shot
All were at their useful labors,
r,.ooof,I opJ cantept.
No man wished to Kill his brother'
Then the list was sent.
Men from every trade and calling
All must answer 1t
Food for powder, food for powder
Good to fill a pit.
Prod them from the plough and furro"!
Lug them from the loom
Drag them from their wives and children
Drive them to their doom!
Let them dare to make resistance:
Volleys answer 1t.
Food for powder. food for powder,
Good to fill pit.
Left upon the field Of battle,
Shattered by the shell.
Crippled by the cruel bullets,
Lingering In hell;
Burning for a drop OF water,
Blood TO answer It:
Food for powder, food for powder
Good to fill a pit.
Cold and quiet now they're sleeping
White beneath the moon.
In the east the dawn is creeping:
They shall waken soon
= ~. A. ,,,nnp coll them louder.
Silence answers II;
Food for powder. food for powder,
Good to fill pit.
On the last great Day OF Judgment,
When Gods trumpets sound,
Calling all the foully murdered
Deep from underground,
These shall rise in accusation:
Kings shall answer IT,
Cast into the outer darkness.
Downwards-to the pit.
BERTRAND SHADWELL.
There II no effect without cause
quoted the Wise Guy.
How about when a woman changes
her mlnd?" asked the simple Mug
Philadelphia Record.
There was nothing new or startling In
tho report OF the Commissioners OF Ac-
counts on fake" auction sales to an Ole
Tribune reporter who more than ten years
ago wrote up that metropolitan business.
A man who had been swlndled In one OF
these places near the Wall Street dis
trict. and who could get no redress, told
his story TO the reporter, who In the
course OF an investigation found many
places where gullible people were sepa-
rated from their money and who carried
home articles which were not only dear
at the price paid. but in many Instances
not the ones which they had purchased.
One Of the places mentioned at that time
was a resort for pIckpockets. who added
that branch OF criminal industry to their
Legitimate CD occupation OF "capper."
Owens is trying to strike every one he
meets for a loan. He's a bad egg, that
fellow"
"Why do you call him that?"
when he's broke no makes the fact
deucedly conspicuous. Boston Tran
script.