The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-06-07
I.ADEiE o. DREAMS.

tSiuruot 'OhnStOne iii tanadlhn MUnfPlN.I
Will vow come When the night hands her s:ar lamps
aloft.
q, laddie. sweet iaddie. laddi. o dreams.
Will you come as You did IN the night shadows soft,
l-addie o dreams.
will YOU ride ON "a nr,onheam a silver and grey
From the dim never-1and whore my hope won't astra%.
will YOU rest nj my brcas, till the birds wake the day.
u. laddie--o, iaddie - dreams.
will YOU bring from yolIr home in the far away Years,
q, laddie, sweet laddie. laddie o dreams.
The whisper a sons that I've wet with my tears,
Iaddie o dreams.
Will You curl in my arms while your wer fingers peep
'Moi,s the strands of my rrcsses like lit'n lost sheep.
Will Nou play that you're real as you're falling asleep.
q, iaddie.--p. laddie q dreams.
1t is hard lines for the man in Germany and
France VIII" becomes peeved and wants vindication.
When wroneed he feels he must hgh, a duel or he
forever dissr'ced. If he gets killed in the duet. of
course that settles il. II he kills the other fellow he
gets into rrison--h"nre il is trouble either way. Tw"
sr'i''erymon in Germany mixed the other day in this
sort of sport. One drew his 80" the ether drew t~"
Years in prison. So there. n"~.
Kisses. 81 pcr.-Nevcr to chicago again for us.
for 'lisnt safe. John Miller. a F:oston merchant. got
hisen recently Will" quietly standing in front of the
hotel where h" Was stopping. In one brief moment
he Was assaulted and almost smohcred with kisses by
two beautiful young lassics who called him "old Fill"
John WAS admirinG III" high buildings when he fol, a
pair of sott--"" suppose plump and dimpled-arms
snt"ine his neck. From the other side came another
oair-thcn a Noll"N "f "sculatory impressions which
almost caused him to lose his mind. John tried to
Explain that h. WAS NOT their "Fill" but tho frolicsone
naidens would not listen. After planting eight kisses.
according L" Johns cNclonetcr. two police appeared
lr"n tn" scene. Cheese it, they're bulls cried one
Us she Sli"i the blue coats. and both beat Il hasty
ctreat. The police landed Johns ASSISTANTS. asked him
he had missed ANYTHING. and upon due examination
olnd himself Invested of eight dollars worth of the
notallic kind which they had laid up in the archives
T their hos"nS rs a lasting memento that he had then
nd there been touched. The hurry buggy was called
nj the girls were taken for a ride TO the city haStilc.
ohm WAS to" gallant TO appear against them and their
-. has not been learned.
Woman's Ideal of a Light Lunch.-J. +. House
" IDENTIFY is a student of human nature. and the habits
IN" woman seem tn have appealed to him lately,
-; he writes the Topeka Capital thusly:
The women are So funny We never grow tired of
raShinG at them. 1t fell to two Topeka women re-
'"nilN I" put up a lunch for a picnic party of four.
.heN talked i, over and decided to take barely enough
To permit the party To sufsist during the day. Wen
lnst take a light lunch, said one of them, and You
needn't bother with it at all I'll have enough for
both. II think it spoils the day" said the other,
when YOU have to bother with what YOU are going to
,at. And S" it Was decided. ON the day of the picnic
both women appeared with baskets of food. When
the light lunch" WAS spread at noon ii was found to
consist OF the following articles: Ham sandwiches,
roast beef sandwiches and chicken salad sandwiches-
enough of each variety for twelve pcople-a dozen hard
boiled eggs. four boxes of sardincs. enough cold but
tered biscuits for a family of ten. one Jar of strawberry
lam. three pounds of potato chips. four grape fruit. one
marble cake, two bottles of pickles. q quart OF ripe
,lives and a quart of green olives. one dozen oranges.
me dozen bananas. a quart of cream. = box of WATERS
md hot coffee. AS VIC have hitherto and ever and anon
remarked, the women are funny.