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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
Our very eyes
Are sometimes like our Judgments
blind. Os'
Water Power Policy

President Taft did, in his annual
message, recommend changes in the
general dam act, and SO did Secretary
of War Simson, but the subject was
not thoroughly discussed until the re-
port of Secretary of the Interior
Fisher appeared. There is no branch
of this interesting subject which is
not brought out by Secretary Fisher.
He shows that there is no real con-
flict between the nation and the
states. All increasingly look to the
nation to develop the rivers of the
country. No state can act without its
borders, and this throws upon the ma
ton all great improvements, and the
tendency is to look to the nation for
all river improvements. ut should"
says Secretary Fisher in conclusion,
"be a fundamental principle of fed
eral water power policy to regulate to
the states and their delegated agen-
cies, whether such agencies be the
local municipalities or the public util-
ity commissions, the important func-
ton of regulating the service and the
rates of hydro-electric public utilities.
1t should equally be a feature of fed
eral policy to utilize the revenues de-
rived from water power permits
solely for the purposes OF water
development, thus returning to
the local communities, not by any
nice adjustment of paprticular ex-
penditures to particular receipts, but
as a}general policy, the contributions
which these communities may direct
ly make to the federal treasury.
Where the local community is effici-
emily regulating the rates and serv-
ices of those permits, the federal
charge should be nominal in amount,
but it should be susceptible of peri
odic readjustment, so that official in
quiry may be made into the extent
to which local regulation is efficient,
and if for any reason such regulation
is not effective, and the permittee is
enjoying an unconscionable profit,
this profit may be diminished by ap-
propriate increases of the federal
charge. Such a policy can in no way
injuriously affect the legitimate in
terest of the private investor or the
local community"
This covers the ground, and if any
one desires to read a fuller discussion
of hydro-electric enterprise on naviga-
Bile rivers he should get the full re-
port of the Secretary of the Interior.
None of his conclusions are unjust,
and none of them tread unnecessa-
rily upon the rights of the states. He
wants a plan that will not let Colo
lado, for example, act unjustly to-
wards the people of Texas and New
Mexico, and even of Old Mexico. He
refers to the utilization of the waters
of the Rio Grande.
The subject is an important one
and Secretary Fisher does not give
it undue prominence. He has brought
the subject fully before Congress and
action in relation to the dams in nav
igable rivers will certainly secure con-
sideration at the next long session.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
Much Early shopping

Say what you please, the early shop
ping agitation has had good effect said
a member of the Chamber of Commerce.
There has certainly been good deal
more early holiday shopping within the
past two or three years than was the
case 10 years ago.
IT can remember when nearly every
body put off buying Christmas toys for
children. and suitable Christmas pres
ents for grown-ups' until few days
before the joyous festival of the Ma
tivity. This year Santa Claus has been
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

One witness before the money trust In
vestigation testified that millions of dol
lars are loaned daily in New York by tel
ephone. He refused to disclose the num-
bers that loan money in that way.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

]. Bruce Ismay has discovered that his
health is seriously impaired, and he is
living in seclusion. His health was not
impaired on the Titanic. He took precious
good care to leave the ship in the nick O.
time. His successor in the White Star
line is Harold A. Sanderson.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
FAVORITE FICTION

From the Chicago Tribune.
Dear Sir"
Esteemed Contemporary"
"You VIII Pardon Me, l Know. for In
terrupting You"
"Old Chap, If | had Known You Were
in Town 1 Should have Hunted You Up
at Once"
II AM Glad You Corrected Me, Doctor,
I'll Not Use the Expression Again"
II Shall Be Awfully Uneasy, Maria
Until / Hear From YOU"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

takes, and the money they dispense
goes as a rule where it is sadly need
ed. In this season of the year the As
ISOLATED Charities in this city should
not be overlooked or unappreciated.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Five 5000 bills were found in a poor
box of a Catholic church In One Hundred
and Frfty-sixth street, New York. The
pastor of the church does not know the
name of the giver and he thinks he never
will. Some think it is conscience money.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Two death sentences and two sentences
for long terms in the penitentiary have
resulted from the Hllsvi1le court room
murder cases. Virginia justice is pretty
good article when aroused.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Mrs. George w. Herrick, mother of
New Englands first eugenic baby, says,
children should not be kissed. bounced
I'D and down. nor treated with talcum
powder, sponge baths or furbelows.'
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

DIR. Eugene Allen Smith, state geologist,
well deserves the presidency of the Geo
logical Society of America, to which he
will be elected on December Is. The an
nual meeting will be held this year at
New Haven. Conn, beginning on Deem
her 81
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Theatre passes have been abolished in
Pittsburg at the request of the news
paper publishers. The papers will buy
seats for their critics, and the theatres
will pay for all reading notices.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

President-elect Wilson and family came
back on record run from Bermuda, and
his troubles will now begin, for he is in
the land of the officeseeker.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
LONG TIME FINDING OUT.

IONG IIME Z I4NII4NO OOf Il
p. ]. Holdsworth is an unconscious hui
morist. Mr.. Holdsworth is secretary of
one of the taxi companies-that taxi conf
pany, in fact, which holes stands on the
city streets in front of the larger restau-
rants in the theatrical district. Inspector
Dwyer has been making the restaurants
close at / o'clock in the morning lately
some restaurants-some mornings. Mi.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Lord Knollys, King Georges private Sec
rotary, says that the King reads chap
ter of the Bible daily. He promised the
Queen mother in 1881 he would do this.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
LUKE AND LAURA,

LUKE AND LAURA,
There's a friend
On whom to lean;
Write note
To Laura Jean.
Birmingham Age-Herald
If you find
That she's a fiuke,
Tell your woes
To Luke McLuke.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
THE PIGsKIN KNIGHT.

THE PIGSKIN KNIGHT.
Home they brought her warrior dead"
Peace be with his valiant SOUL
Some one jumped upon his head
When he'd almost reached the goal.
None was Drawer on the grid"
None more swiftly bore the ball;
Let us praise the deeds he did,
Worthy of Valhalla's pail.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
WHAT He MISSED.

"Noogles says he is opposed to SO much
noise on New Years eve.'
"'I thought Noogles was very fond of
celebrating"
80 he is, but last year a friend invited
him to have bottle of champagne just
as the old year was going out and there
was SO much noise Noogles didn't hear
him."
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Don't trust to the other fellow or to
any organization If you know of home
in which there may be empty stockings on
Christmas morn.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Governor Blease seems to have grudge
against the Senate, for he proposes to
seize a seat in 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

north is usually the first one to go to
Florida.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

1t is the high cost of giving at present
rather than the high cost of living.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
sTRAIGTENING UP.

mo one knows what form Opportunity
will take
Sometimes it's reform"
A FAILURE.
He swore in life
His luck was bad;
A chance to win
He'd never had.
That's why he wore
A look of gloom
And loafed all day
In a billiard room.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

The sage of Nebraska now staying in
Florida is not more silent than Chance
Day. Both may be entered in silence
race.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Everything is noiseless music and it is
very popular in apartment houses.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Yale university has been advised to re-
fnforce the chair it is about to offer Mr..
Taft.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

American politics is not the same now
that the colonel has again SHE'D his hat
into the ring.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

Those who have passed near Arranged
don say there is no For Rent" sign
on 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

The country finds Roosevelt relentlesslS
receptive and that is all there is of it.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

A Philadelphia man has been absolved
from supporting a wife who is a suffra-
gette and smokes 10 cigars day. Very
few men could support a wife like that
in the sense of endure"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

The person who writes it Xmas" should
be asked to quit 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
INFORMATION WANTED

INFORMATION WANTED.
Hast written a letter to Santa Claus?
Then write again and tell him where to
find the money to pay for all those costly
gifts which are necessary to make you
completely happy. There is a limit to
the credit even of Santa Claus.
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

A SWEET INTERRUPTION.
There was a man in our town
Who dearly liked to make speech,
But he would stop most any time
To cast his optics on a peach"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
A GOOD NAME SPOILED.

4 DOOD NANNY oIOIIlID
There are not many girls these days
named Bedelia."
mo. I'm afraid it will be a long time
yet before that blamed song is forgot
ten
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
ONE OF THE SYMPTOMS.

ONE OF THE SYMPTOMS.
I'm afraid Thorsby is a confirmed pes
simist."
why SOP"
He's continually estimating what the
Philippines have cost this country"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
RED-HEAIIrrn GIRLS

Nearly all the spugs have been UNI
spugged
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
CAPRIcIoUs GIRL.

Priscilla has
Most lovely hair,
Which not always
She deigns to wear.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17

AN INDEFATIGABLE SONNETTEEE-
We know certain poet
Who never seems to tire,
Although his rapt effusions
But serve to light the fire.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1912-12-17
MRS. ASTOR SUPER ON STAGE

guests including William t. Burden
and Miss Olga Wiberg; Mr.. and Mrs.
Alexander Dallas Bache Pratt, Mrs.
Henry s. Redmond Franklin Plummer,
Mr. and Mrs. Allen G. Williams, DR..
and Mrs. Preston p. Slatterwhite, Mr..
and Mrs. G. Bramhall Gilbert, Miss Lila
Gilbert Ralph Bloomer, Sumner Gerard,
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Clarkson Potter,
Mr.. and Mrs Eltinge f. Warner. j..
Borden Hartman, Miss Lillian Russell
and Mary Mannering.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20
CHICAGO MEN ALL
TALK Mr.. TAFT
Charles 0. Cushman, Well
Known Clothier of This
City Returns From Buying
Trip on Lake Shore.

"It WIS an TAFT IN Chicago" said
Charles %. Cushman. the wen known
clothing man who returned today
from Chicago where he has been on
a buying trip for the y. T.. Wash1urn
company.
81 talked with a great many busl-
ness men there" said Mr Cushman.
land one and am, they were for Mr..
TAFT They seemed tu feel that while
the executive had made many blum
ders. he had ON the whole, been n
good president and that ne was stead
Isl gaining strength both as a presl-
dent ana In the esteem of tIe people.
But I want a. tell you that when
! ma Kansas. ~ was not Mr.. Tart
They were talking only Roosevelt and
talking him am the time.
William Allen White OF Emp0ria,
wen known author ana political
writer, rs out strong for Roosevelt and
hu seems TO voice the popular senti-
mcnt La that state
But ] was more Interested IN
clothes ana weather than In politics
back there" said Mr. Cushmnn.
"Cold? Well anyone who has the
privilege of living ga Albuquerque
ought Co bee thankful II was the
worst winter weather j ever saw.
got through Kansas just ahead OF tho
bll11ard but I got AN the winter
wanted right M Chicago. Tho trains
were coming into Chicago 90 hours
bate and half buried iu snow"
Concerning CLOTHES. MT Cusitmnu
said that Che spring suits were stun
ners and that tho other rnimept foI
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20

Bebber Co., Opticinna Phone 400.
Fancy Dawson Coke. John s..
Boavcn. Phone 4
ID. G.. Gamble OF Manzano spent to-
doy la the city on business
j. r.. Hcstard spent today In the
city. lie is from Santa Re.
solomon Luna of Los Lunas IS IN
the city on business
Ben Spitz and vito are IN the city
from Kansas city
Herbert Hackney ana Mrs Hackney
are in the city from Topeka.
c. =. Romsborg Of Ration, well
known merchant is here attending
the Wholesalers association meet
Charley LeCairc, chief clerk FOR
the Santa Barbara Tie and Pole conn
pany az Domingo, spent last might
here and left this morning for Doc
mlngo.
Horse shoeing. blacEsmithrug, h6r-
ness repairing, carriage trimming
This department given our careful
personal attention. Workmanship
guaranteed first class and lowest o.
prices. J. Korber q Co Phone SIS
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20
TOURIST TRAFFIC IS
BREAKING RECORD
Santa Fe Again Doubles on
Number Three and Every
Berth is Sold to Pacific
Points.

Doubtless. owing To the severe cold
and the effective advertising of Pa
cific coast resorts. the Santa Fe this
winter In breaking all records for
tourist traffic Yesterday No. 3,
known as the California limited. came
in Ia three sections. each locomotive
pulling as many coaches as IL could
handle. To-day the limited vas run
Ia two sections and sunday u VIII
have either two or three sections. NO.
3 was delayed about two hours today,
due TO slow running time across the
mountains east of here The first
section came in shortly after / O'Clock
and the second few minutes later.
Passenger :rain No. 10. castbound,
came IN two hours late this morning.
Every berth on the limited S.
taken clear through 90 the Pacific
coast, today said un ompioyo of the
santa Fo. Yesterday I never saw
such "a rush of tourists CAS- filled thp
three sections of the limited There
were one hundred tourists on the
Raymond WhitcoWb special alone
and they stopped orr here for a view
of the city en- route. I notice that
tourists are travelling more lelsurciy
this winter and that many OF them
stop OH in Albuquerque for fcv
/ days en route. They again usually
take stop-oVcr at the Canyon and
] then 60 on 90 Coust resorts"
The santa Fc can not haul lts dead.
head equipment to Chicago fast
enough To- meet tho demand bcinr
made upon % this winter Tie ok.
IRENE cold Ia the north rat an,
middle west rs proving OF benefit G.,
/ the southwest in more ways than ono
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20

Nowshoys mako moro money soll-
ing IA puso sunday Herald than any
other outside sunday paper.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20
The PRINCE AND
BARON ORPHEUM
TONIGHT

Another of those fine musical com-
edy hills viii be- giYon tonight ut tho
orphoum. This one. THE Prince and
the Rarun,' is guaranteed Go boz the
best yet put on by the siarland com-
pany. and that means a viii Dee a
hummer.
Regular run Of pictures before the
musical comedy
sunday night the farewell perform
ancc of this popular company pres
out engagement viii he glyon,
sunday matinee %, m.
Follow the merry crowd
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20

men year WAS classiost ever and
thai WashbUrn company had laid
iu od supply but" said Mr..
cusI =. ~ is hard work picking out
fame MINER hosiery and light spring
suit., len the thermometer iH TWEEN
ty b... aud IL is showing outside Al
buqu .ue looks better than ever to
mo.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20
25@ Off

All Hawks" aud oticr genuine"
cut glass.
IS per cent on our line of exquisite
hand painted China and our entire
line at sterling silver table ware.
Call and see the PLYMOUTH, thr
Curhnm. new pattern la sterling table
silver. This Is colonial design at
exquisite simplicity.
You are saving Onc-fourth al the
price by making purchases during our
,lRnunry stock taking sale. our cN-
trcmcly low priCa'- Ia Diamonds h. tis'
talk uf thc town We are giving AN
additional 10 per cent ON on diamonds
during tilis safe.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20
METHODIST CHURCH
SOUTH WILL PUT
UP IMPOSING
STRUCTURE
Contract is Let By Highland
Congregation for Edifioe
That Will Cost $4,000 at
Lowest Estimate.
SAWTELLE AND HICKS
ARE GIVEN THE WORK

The CONGREGATION OF the Highland
Methodist church. Rev. Samuel r.. Ale
lison. pastor. yesterday let CON
tract for a handsome new church
which WI cost at the lowest cstimate
SEE. 900. and which will be- erected on
the foundation laid some time ago
for big Institutional church at Arno
street aud Central avenue.
II Is expected 10 complete the
church Sufficiently that it can Dee used
for services By the first of July of the
present year. This viii leave the
basement unfinished. but the minister
said this morning that the basement
would bc finished later ana that many
OF tho institutional features would De-
embodied therein.
The foundation for the church was
laid some time ago. but owing 20 a
number Of matters that came up the
Institutional church got NO further.
The congregation. h Is said, resolved
TO build this year and that complete
plans have been made for financing
the proposition, This will faean the
construction az once OF one of the fin
est churches IN the city. The location
is an ideal one ana tho property Will
enhanc, In value from year To- year.
Sawtclle and Hicks contractors.
we're given the commission FOR the
church and a rs understood that they
viii begin work without delay.
Tho old plans for tho Institutional
church called for AN even larger cut
lay. hut after the matter had been
| given iull consideration 20 was decided
To revise the plans and start the
work 400 once rather than 60 delay
longer
Thu building viii bo of red brick
and th, corniccs and trimmings Will
be- of ..ment blocks. The exterior of
tho church will bo very ornamental
and wI add greatly Co the appear
ance ul The city. while the Interior will
bee fu ned eXpcnsvcty ana artistic
lnlly The latest plans in church
huildue have been adopted by th,
consr. tion and the structure VIII Do,
SO huf as a. permit of additional
work uH it from time 10 time.
"W. IRE pleased 20 bee able 10 am
uouu.. That the work is going 90 star
at ono. said Rev Allison today 81
assur. .ou that the church viii D.,
one u. The finest ia the city and
credit .. Albuquerque In every respect
and OOH. congregation which has nn'
dergDu. SO many difficulties be- de-
scr,u. ~ the praise OF the city foi
It's u.r yerance and public spirited
ness
The uiue prints Of the building
show ag imposing structure OF inc
Goth ype OF architecture, which
will a ornament TO the city Every
ioa'u- 4 the church will be- modern
Broad Itrances on both the Contra
layeuu, md the ArnO street sides oil
the 0. ling lead TO a spacious audi
torum With a seating capacity which
Is d ned 10 on the needs OF the
GROWN congregation for many years
90 c.u.. A modified steeple lends
, an "a NJ statelinoss and dignity, an,
|, the rch when completed will bS
a De-. Iul addition TO the many hand
, SOM ildlngs of which Albuquerque
/, lis bon proud.
= /
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20
LOCAL AND PERSONAL
TIIE WEATHER..

Tonight and sunday fair; not nmcI
change Ia temperature.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-01-20
HOW PROHIBITION HURTS

"Ninety-six counties of the l05 In
Kansas have NO inobrintes. Thirty
nine counties did not send "a prisoner
to jail last year. There are only four
men for every 1000 OF the population
OF kansas in Jail. There were si2
prisoners IN the pcnitcntlary last year
but only II per cent OF this number
We're Kansas corn. Fifty-scven coun
ties IN Kansas have no use for poor
houses and last year did not send a
person 10 them. Eighty-four counties
last year did not report a case Of In
sanity The death rate in Kansas u
less than in any other section in the
world, seven per 1900 Of the lnhabi-
tants. speech Of GOV. Stubbs, Rams
Bryant's Messengers Phone 50i-502.
The Washington herald., 1912-04-21
REEVES WILL BACK
CHAMPION TURNER
Famous Sportsman Willing to Bet
that Joe Can Beat ANY Man
in the World.

Al Reeves. the Washington boy that
has won fame and fortune on the stage.
will back Joe Turner in his future ca
reer on the mat.
When seen last night in Baltimore Mr..
Reeves admitted he would go any reason
able limit to back Turner. Mr. Reeves
said:
You know Joe Turner is the best man
at his weight in the world. and 1 think
he has lot OF them a good deal heavier
beat There is a fellow down in KNOX
vile. Mr. Walt Evans, that wrestIed
draw with Joe. that 1 think Joe can
beat. OF course Evans Is a high priced
big purse must be hung up; It looks
like it's up to me to do it,
Naturally / viii stick 20 Washington,
my home town. and pull for Joe. rake
my word for II, any one that thinks he
can beat Turner at lsO pounds, can win
young fortune OF my money.
Il will admit Walt Evans is a corking
good man. He held Joe to a draw for
two hours and forty-nine minutes. but
Joe. 1 think, can beat him; IN ract sam
Anderson is about as good a man as
any
Now / would be willing 20 hang up
son. Evans. and Turner. to get together
and decide once and for all who is the
best man.
II expect to go abroad next month,
II arrangements can De made. 1 Will
take Turner and Anderson over and
match them with the best men in their
class over there. You can bet right ROW
Joe Turner will come nome crowned
with foreign laurels. At any rate l have
the money and I'm going to take a
chance on Joe.
$50, come on, Mr.. Evans. Washington
fans will go the limit on Turher No
man can back up on the purse, as 1 will
make that right 1 intend to give the
fans a chance to see real champion
ship match, II the gingie OF gold will
do II.
80, it's up to all the wrestIers that
think they can beat Turner TO get busy.
Come on, boys, I'm READY. Joe is will
ing and the coin is here; come and try
TO get it