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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-03-13

EGGS FOR HATCHING-Ba
Rocks. Jeter strain: Buff Orping
tons, Hoyle strain Old phone 1922. Ct
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-03-13

FOR RENT-Five room house with
bath and all modern conveniences.
Close in. Mrs. j. W. Martin. tt
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-03-13

RENT CONTRACTS-ff you want
farm or city rental contracts, call at
the Daily Light office. II
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
"Labby" Wanted . Plaes.

II is hard to think of Henry Labou'
chere in any other occupation than
that Of hitting heads and making
faces, in a good cause. to be sure. but
still with much gusto and impish glee.
But we are assured by G. W. e. Rus
sell In the CornhiIl Magazine that
Labouchere for a time cherished that
most bourgeois Of ambitions-a place
in the cabinet or in the high diplomatic
service. When Gladstone organized
his last cabinet. in 1892. Labouchere
confidently expected that bis valiant
services to the party during six years
Of Tory ascendancy would be reward
ed. but before Gladstone submitted
bis list Of ministers to the queen he
had received direct intimation that
the name Of the editor Of Truth must
not appear there. On this point her
majesty was reported to be "very
stiff." Later Labouchere was an ac-
tive candidate for the ambassadorship
at Washington. >. H..
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
temple. OF BAALBEK.

1his Syrian Shrine Has the Largest
ouarrisd Stones In the World.
Probably the largest stones ever used
in any building are seen in the west
esn wall of the great temple Of Baal'
bek in Syria, and the problem Is still
unsolved as to the methods used In
conveying them from the quarries and
Of placing them in position.
The quarries from which these blocks
were undoubtedly cut can be seen
about half a mile to the southwest OF
the temple. The three stones lie hori-
xontally and form part of the outer
wall Of the building. They are not on
the lowest part of the masonry. but
are twenty-three feet above the first
row Of stones. Each stone is over SIX
ty feet long. thirteen feet high and ten
feet thick.
The most wonderful block Of all still
lies in the quarries. for something
must have occurred to stop the work
Of separating it completely from the
rock, and the great stone has lain
there for centuries awaiting compile
ton. This stone IL seventy feet long.
fourteen feet high and thirteen feet
wide. The three sides and part of the
fourth have been beautifully chiseled
and are smooth and even.-San Fran
cisco Argonaut.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
saairrels % Tree Planter.

g Contrary to common belief. the gray
squirrels of the United States do not
lay up their winter. store Of nuts In
mass. but bury each one separate and
apart from the rest. and for this rea-
son they are natures most important
chestnut. hickory and walnut tree
planters. The nuts are hidden In the
ground. often nat considerable dis
tance from one another, and either by
instinct or a remarkable memory the
SQUIRRELS will penetrate through sew
eral feet of snow when in want of
food and. seldom II ever fail to End
the hidden treasures. They do not
need or use the one-tenth part of the
provender they have hidden away in
the ground, and what they do not con.
sumo terminates the next spring, and
IN this way we get our uniform nut
tree forests, which would otherwise
grow in clusters under the parent tree
where the nuts have fallen. In their
burying operations squirrels often COW
Or q large area of ground. seeking the
most favorable spots for hiding their
food. This accounts for trees spring.
ing up in the most diverse places
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
TUNNELS UNDER, RIVERS.
1hoy Ar Built on q Plan Taught d
Man by q Worm.

1hsy Ar Built On q Plan Taught -
Man by Worm. |
There are now many great rivers,
with tunnels under them. Even when
ono In sunk to such y depth and car
ried, 30 far along as the one under tho
Hudson at Storm King for the aque-
duct it excites only moments won
der.
Such tunnels are generally driven un'
der the water on the same plan. and
that plan was taught to an engineer by
q worm. The first attempt to make
tunnel under a river Of any size was
the Thames tunnel in London. which
was built by the famous engineer Bru-
mel. He had 80 much trouble with the
water that oozed through that he came
near giving up the job as impossible
when he happened to see piece Of
rotten wood into which worm had
bored under water,
Al the worm ate its way into the
wood it left a deposit like lime all
around the hole. and this got quite hard
and waterproof, so that the worm could
always get out the way 1t came. and
the hole remained true and firm.
Brunei did the same thing. He made
large steel tubes and pushed them into
the earth. and then be forced cement
in between the tube and the wet
ground about 1t. so that it set as hard
% a rock. All tunnels under water are
built on the same plan now.-New York
Sun. a e
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
The Old Fashioned Ones.

, What has. become Of the old fashion
"a man whose shoes squeaked as he
walked: cautiously down the church
aisle7 And the man who could hear q
coWbell in the distance and determine
by the sound Of the bell whether Bios
som was grazing or coming home? And
the girl, wearing q bonnet-a real cloth
bonnet, not u hat-who swept the yards
Saturday afternoon In anticipation of
Sunday company? And the schoolboy
who used a slate as a bookshelf be-
tween the schoolhouse and the home?
And the housewife who knew how
many holes quilting frame should
have7 And the man who set a steel
trap in the smokehouse7 And the girl
who never got.on the left side of a cow
to milk her? And the boy who carved
bis initials on q sweet gum tree and
watched the letters disappear by the
time he put on long pants? And the
young man who tipped his hat to bis
elders! And the boy who went pos
sum hunting with a negro on Friday
night. winding up in forbidden cane
patch about ii o'clock2-AontgomerJ
Advertiser.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
carst,,lly Ws,shsd.

!. In ths Dana days On the New York
Sun 4 young Cornell graduate. was put
at work reviewing books. One Of the
nr,t books handed him was a massive
Life Of Napoleon" by a college pro-
fessor. # z.~. ,s...,:.
The Cornell man had specialized on
Napoleon at his university under a
great authority and thought rather
poorly Of this new biographer Of Napo-
leon, who was a professor In, another
university, by the way. He glanced
casually over the illustrations and wrote
his review as follows: 7.s2 n..-.
"'Life of Napoleon by Professor 80;
Sand-so. The work weighs nine pounds
Mr.. Dana read the review and sent
/ for the young man. ~ao. t.s e'
did you write this review" ne
rowled. ~r., -'-
Eyes, sir" .-a.. w.. ..., b.,
did you read the book?' growled
M. Dana again, 6ercer than before.
\. mo, sir; weighed it."
'That'll do! growled Mr.. Dana again
Then. he sent word down to the cash.
fer to raise the reviewers salary.-Sat.
urday Evening Post.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
Old Time oelieaeiee.

Swans are coming back into favor al
q dish for the table. This reversion to
the tastes of our forefathers may lead
to q demand for other delicacies once
held in high esteem. In the thirteenth
century the heron. the crane. the crow.
the cormorant and the btttern were
considered excellent food. But for
some undiscovered reason the hare and
the partridge were deSpised. ana In the
houses and of the mobiles neither was
ever seen. Another dish favored py
our ancestors was dilIegrout. This
must have been special deitcacy. for
the lord of the manor OF Addingtop
held his tenure on the condition OF bis
presenting the king every year with 4
dish 'callei dillegrout. and II fat be
added then it Is called maipigeryum." !"
-LondOu Standard.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
pYTAlA.x SISTERS,

PYTHlA.x SISTERS.
LINCOLN TEMPLE NO. 8. Meets
second and fourth Mondays OF each
month at K. P. hall. Mrs. Laura
Sanders, NJ. e., c.; Mrs. Nellie
Evarts, NJ. of T.. & G.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
~ ~ A

NJ. w. A.
BISMARCK CAMP NO. 1854, N. w.
A. Meets the fourth Friday In each
month at X. of P. hall. Francis
Jaszkowiak, v. c.; w. F. Jones.
Clerk.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
L. q. q. NJ.
ElkS.

B. r. O. Il. No. 1899 meet at Elks
hall frst and third Fridays Of the
month. Visiting brother welcome
r. L. Best, Z. R.: Carl Pederson
Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
YEoA EN-,

YEOk EN-.
A FRATERNAI, LIFE AND ACCl-
dent insurance organization. Meets
the fourth Tuesday in each month
in the X. p. hall, Herbert D. Chell-
son, foreman; Elsie Mcdonald,
master of accounts; Elizabeth
Be]k, correspondent.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
O. e. s,

O. e. s.
BISMARCK CHAPTER NO. II. meets
first and third Fridays in each month
at Masonic hall. Mrs. Mary A. Len
hart, worthy matron; Mrs. Gertrude
Miller, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

KNIGHTS OF PYTH,AS.
ST. ELMO LODGE NO. 4. Meets each
Wednesday evening at X. P. hall.
L. X. Thomp N, G. c.: G. C.Wat.
tam, K. of r. & s.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
REeEKAHs.

REeEKAHS.
NICHOLSON LODGE NO. 40. Meets
the first and thil Fridays In each
month in X. P. hall. Mrs. I. w.
Healy, N. G.; Mrs. Nellie Evarts,
secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
q
I'm the
Lodge
Room :; :;
MsSoN G.

MASON c.
BISMARCK LODGE NO. s, A. F. & A.
NJ. Meets fist and third Mon
days in each month at Masonic hall.
William O'Hara, w. M; Bradley
Marks, secretary.
TANCRED COMMANDERY NO. l.
George H. Russ, Jr., E. c.; G. w.
Wolbert, recorder. Regular meet
ing first and third Thursday Of
each month.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
COMMERCIAL CLUB,

COMMERCIAL CLUB.
COMMERCIAL CLUB OF BISMARCK.
Regular meeting Of club member
ship the first Tuesday in each
month; regular meeting of board Of
directors the first Friday Of each
month at Commercial club rooms,
Third street. F. L. Conklin, pres
ident; r. e. Young, secretary.
81. CLEMENS COURT ~.
CATHOLIC ORDER or FOREST
ers.s Meets every second and
fourth Wednesday. All visiting
members invited. e. w. Wssche,
c. R.; Anton Beer, 8. H.
..' L. q. q. NJ.
BISMARCK LODGE NO. II, LOYAL
Order of Moose. Regular meetings
every Monday evening Of each
month. P. F. Strock, dictator; 8.
e. Register, - etasy. Visiting
members welcome.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
MAccADEES.

WNCVN0eeSs
K. O. T. N. Meets every mt and
third Thursday of each month at 8
O'Clock p: m. at I. o. o. F. hall. W.
iting memberS cordially invited. D.
c Ramp, commander; Erick Erick-
son, recotd keeper >
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
A, O. u. w.

A. O. U. w.
BISMARCK LODGE NO. 120. Meets
the first Tuesday of each month at
K. P. hall at 8 o'clock. Bradley
Marks, NJ. w.; E. M. Thompson,
financier; Roy M. Halliday. recorder.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
uoueSreAoeRa.

CITY HOMESTEAD NO.
800. Meets hrst Saturday Of the
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
N. 4. A,

Modern Brotherhood Of America
meets first Monday and Third Satur-
day of each month at K. P Hall.
Terrence F. White, president, George
LaLone, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

month at K. P. hail at 8 p. m. Fred
Roberts, president; w. E. Jensen.
secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

ron BUSINESS LOCATIONS come
to the new town Of He'll, 100 miles
southwest Of Bismarck. VIM. He'll,
He'll, N. D. 49,.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

G. A. r.
JAMES B. MCPHERSON POST No. 2,
Department of North Dakota, Grand
Army of the Republic Meets at
their rooms in the Armory on tho
second and fourth Thursdays Of each
month. John w. Miitett, command
or; A. D. Corduer, adjutant.
TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION NO. 40.
Meets first M nday in each month
at S p. m. J. A. Smith, president;
B.. G. Sweeney, secretary.
!. O. O. F.
CAPITAL CITY LODGE No. 2 meets
every Thursday evening at Pythian
Hall. August Watz. N. G.,
: Fred ~ue, v. G., Charles L. Hansen,
secretary. Frank Evarts, Treasur'
raI
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

COMPLETE, authentic story Titanic
wreck. Most appalling sea disaster.
Intense interest prevails ever.
Intense interest prevails every
$1.OO. Outf1t free. Postage, 10
cents. c. J Stillson, 742 Monad-
mock, Chicago.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

WANTEO-People to know We will
give you a first class job in any
cement or stone work, you may
need. NJ. P. MOORE, 5th st. Phone
1901.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
FOR sAiE-hoUsEs.

FOR sALE-A thoroughly modern
ten.room house, comparatively new
One of the best in city; well To-
Gated; very easy terms. George M.
Register. q. "..5. ."@.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27
/ BOARD AND ROOM.

BOARD and rooms; rates by week or
month. Pearl Allen, Phone 13o. 1d4
:, Main.
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

FOR 9AlE-F1ve thousand bushels
- of flax for sale. we'll matured. early
threshed. Frank A. Cousins. Supt.
Occident Elevator Co., Bismarck, N.
OAK. s.<
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

FOR SALE-Good half section OF un.
improved land near Bismarck;
terms very easy. Why not buy 1t
and put 1t into flax this year. Geo.
M. Register ....=
Bismarck daily tribune., 1912-04-27

OLD PAPERS for spring nouse clean
Ing; a nickle q bundle ct Tribune of
fee. ..- ts,>!sa
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-01-25
Twin Gods Of War and Melody.

How do statesmen get themselves
into the frame of mind to declare
war? According TO a popular German
story the method in Bismarck's case
in 1866 was one that would hardly be
suspected. His subordinate Kendell
was al expert . pianist. and. Sir
Mountstuart Grant Duff put it. used.
1t is said. to fulfil toward him the
function which David fulfilled toward
Saul" On one evening Bismarck was
unusually moody and Kendell sur
passed himself at the piano. Thank
you, my dear Kendell," said Bismarck
finally. you have soothed me and
oone me so much good; my mind is
made up; we shall declare war against
Austria"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-01-25

Term Docket of the Probate Court, Iron
County, Missouri February Term,
A. D. 1912.
Monday, February 18th.
Arthur Huff, Administrator, with will an
nexed OF the estate OF Harriet H. Emerson,
deceased.
August Block, executor OF the will OF Aga
tina KerchneF. deceased.
George Begiey, administrator OF the estate
of Anselm Begley, deceased.
Katie Benson, Administrative OF the estate
OF dward p. Benson, deceased.
Tuesday, February 18th.
Herman Zude, curator of the estate of Hem
ry Weber, a minor.
Herman Zude, curator OF the estate OF An
ME Weber, a minor.
Mary L. Smith, guardian OF the person and
curator OF the estate of Nora Bell Smith, a
minor,
Mary L. Smith, guardian OF the person and
curator OF the estate OF Joseph ID. Smith, a
minor.
Wednesday, February 18th.
W. N. Tins. guardian OF the person and Gu
rator OF the estate OF Mamie Dunn, a minor.
w. NJ. Tins. guardian Of the person and Gu
rator OF the estate OF Bert Dunn, a minor.
W. N. Tins guardian OF the person and GU
rator OF the estate OF Juda Dunn, a minor.
w. N. Tins, guardian OF the person and Gu
rator OF the estate OF Edith Dunn. a minor.
Mrs. Annie DeMier, administrator OF the
estate OF Q. e. DeMier, deceased,
Thursday, February 18th.
Mrs. Lucinda Miles, e~xecutrix. with the
Will annexed. OF the estate OF W. g. Miles,
deceased.
DR.. g. W. Farrar, administrator OF the es-
tate OF John William Speck. deceased.
Dr.. g. W. Farrar, administrators OF the es-
tate OF Mrs. Harriet p. Farrar. deceased.
Edward Funk, executor with the will
annexed, OF the estate OF Gotlieb Funk de-
ceased.
Friday, February 10Th.
Emma J. Yount, guardian oil the person
and curator OF the estate Of Geraldiue Yount,
a minor. 1865
EmmaJ. Yount, guardian OF the person
and curator Of the estate Of Marcus Yount, a
minor. R '~
Emma J. Yount, guardian OF the person
minor. "
Emma J. Yount, guardian OF. h person
y curator o. h estate OF Werner Yount, d
sylvester Kitchell, administrator OF the
estate Of John Wallace, deceased.
Judge Or Probate ana ex-oticio Clerk.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-01-25
DR.. w. J. SMITH,
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This Institution is designed and CONSTRUCTED for the comfort and accommodation Of
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-01-25

Lard, my own make, lie a lb,
F. o. CoDDING.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1912-01-25

Term Docket of the Probate Court, Iron
County, Missouri February Term
A. D. 1919.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
YOU CAN HELP

AT the Moose hall meeting last night and at the big aoy meeting for
Bob Hodge recently a collection taken
"Th has rolled Chairman Handy last
in his appeal for funds.
vivid the
Taft leading the to think
hard what
Evidently Numbering the
Evidently
Taft campaign.
They taking collections hall at the Taft meet
Bob
twice much for election corruption fund
hundreds by
of eliminating the graft the political hghbnders Hodge calls the
afterwaTd
In progressive holding the
collection
Do want to help 'em?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
This Woman Won Pastor From Pulpit, and
/ They Are Happy Together, and Unabashed

F. S. A. Jensen is a finisher of
hardwood floors in Oakland, Cal.
Only a few days ago he was
Rev. F. S. A. Jensen, pastor of
the Baptist church of Morgan
Hill, near San Jose, Cal.
He has given up a home, aban-
doned the ministry and his pastor
ate for the love of Mrs. Lulu
Smith, one of his flock.
He seeks no justification, offers
no excuse. He has broken one of
the cardinal principles of Mosaic
and secular law. He doesn't dodge
or deny 1t. He talks little, and
polishes floors while he waits for
a year and three months to- pass,
until his divorce will be complete
and he can marry Mrs. Smith,
who has just been divorced from
a wealthy rancher, because of her
relations with the minister.
Mrs. Smith has given up her
luxurious home and her two sons,
IA and 16, and is supporting her
self as a clerk in a department
store. She lives in one small room
in lodging house, while she, too,
is waiting.
The story of Jensen and Mrs.
Smith reads, in papers, like the
story of Jere Knode Cooke, the
Long Island clergyman who eloped
with Floretta Whalley and went
to San Francisco to earn a living
The affection between Mrs.
Smith and the pastor began last
April. Both say 1t was because
they were unhappy at home. Mrs.
Smith had previously been di-
vorced, but was persuaded by
friends to return to her husband.
But happiness, she says, did not
return.
Jensen, who was married 20
years ago, had worked his way
through school and had learned
the trade of floor-polisher. No
children came to the Jensen home.
For many years, he says, there
was no love between his wife and
himself.
For months Jensen and Mrs.
Smith kept their secret. Finally
there was gossip. When it became
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
~vr~IYr1N Business Office Main 12.
HH1 pNFN Circulation Dept. Main 12.
4 440ANAS Editorial Dept. Main 704.
oFFICE-776-778 COMMERCE. ST.
Is Your Mother-In-Law Comic?

One dollar will be paid for the funniest or the most
sorrowfu mother-inlaw joke sent in this week; con-
test ends Saturday.
Now it may be that YOU are not certain that
there is anything FUNNY about your own particu-
lar mother-inlaw if that be the case write in some
thing about somebody else's mother-in-law.
All mothers-in-law are not alike and all jokes
about the peculiar species will differ, maybe.
Be that as it may-send in your own little wheeze
and the dollar may be yours.
Simply address the JOKE EDITOR OF The Taco
ma Times.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
JOHNSON

other standpatters will speak Vhaa hall tonight
Albert be taking himself seriously in the campaign But probably
When the task of head
stone wall probably does get after a while.
big
Hoam for all those mill taf him keep him boosting their lit
political them daily
Tacoma voters throw first Glass; upode like Stan
spokesman the mills hardly
be expected Tacoma boosters would grab at such bait hard
really people have him there
o a
probably
Albert Vahaa hail. Albert
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
ALMOST A MIRACLE.

One Of the most startling
changes ever seen in any man, ac-
cording to w. b. Holsclaw, Clar-
endon, Tex, was effected years
ago In his brother. "IIe had such
a dreadful cough" he writes.
that all our family thought he
was going into consumption, but
he began to use DIR. Kings New
Discovery. and was completely
cured by ten bottles. Now he is
sound and we'll and weighs 21s
pounds. For many years our fam
lily has used this wonderful rem
edy for Coughs and Colds with
excellent results" It's quick,
safe, reliable and guaranteed.
Price 80 cents and $500. Trial
bottle free at Ryner Mafstrom
Drug Co.. 93S Pacific avenue.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
The manikin of the standpat organ,

The manikin of the standpat organ,
Albert johnson, is circulating "homey
epigrams" along witha lot of good
money to beat one of the best friends
the people ever had in Washington.
Needless to say, Congressman Warbur-
ton has his fight already won. There
won't be much of a race-in fact there
won't be any race at all. johnson
hasn't even gotten start.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
tPaId AdvertisementD
GEORGE P. FISHBURNE
Candidate for Prosecuting Attorney

Prosec
Submits the following
/ wi nforcst the
the repeal it. " : - - " -
FirstMy entire time will to
OF working business
JOB the - -
be of abil hon
esty and efficiency and not account Of their politics
University hav
practced law
associated with A. H. Denman. refer
to the judges and other lawyers
count Of his ability
IAN
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
Choir Invisible

An old farmer and his
wife lived near the village
church, says the New York
American. One warm Sum
day evening, while they sat
doing on the porch, the
crickets set up a loud chirp-
dng.
II just love that chirpin'
noise" said the old man
drowsily, and before the
crickets had stopped he was
fast asleep.
Soon afterwards the church
choir broke into a beautiful
chant.
Just listen to that!" ex-
claimed his wife, "ain't 1t
beautiful"
YES" murmured the old
farmer sleepdly, they do It
with their hind legs"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29
SMILE AWHILE
Lucky Goldfish

"The goldfish" said the
professor, "lays considerably
more than a million eggs"
"It is mighty lucky for the
Goldfish that she doesn't have
to cackle over every egg
said the student who came
from the farm.-Indianapo-
lis journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29

The tortoise may be the slowest ami
NAL alive, but one was lively enough
last night to overturn a lamp in a
church in Denver, which set fire to the
building.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-10-29

general, Jensen resigned. Mrs.
Smith told her husband she was
to blame, consented to an uncon-
tested divorce, and left her home.
Il have given up the ministry"
says Jensen, because l did not
want to hurt the work. | have
done wrong, and l have not de-
MED 1t. 1 have not given up my
religion nor my faith. 1t was the
man, not the minister, who FELL"