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Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
Don't Tell My Wife"

Don't Tell My Wife is the aame
Of Jean Barrymore's new CO W of
complications ana humor in waich he
El Centric Country Club will aYpev
at the Holt Opera House nex thurs
day night, March IA. Don't Tell NV
Wife is the kind of play that the
alter goers call uproariously funny. the
dialogue and situations becoTing IN
tensely interesting as the action of
the play unfolds the story Tho mar
rative of the play cleverly develops
a number of exceptionally humorous
complications about the entan clement
in which young man, Lyon Layton
Early, gets himself on account Of his
penchant for falsifying He ellis one
lie after another in order t. escape
from marrying the girl whom his un-
Gle has picked out for him. only to
learn finally that the girl he really
loved and married was the da n4eI oE
his uncle's choice As a result Of Lyuu
Layton Early's untruthfulneea situa-
ton after situation is piled n and
many ludicrous scenes foll9r each
other in rapid succession. Finally an
the kinks are removed from the lYfnf
and the play closes with everybn0v
happy, including the audience. Tho
seat sale opens at Dunawav's drug
store Monday morning, March II
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
WINFIELD SCOTT RA|ND0L7
DIES At HIS RANCH HOME
Was Resident of Imperial Valley for
the Past Five Years, Having
Come Here from Whittier

Winfield Scott Rainbolt, aged So
years, died yesterday morning at his
home on his ranch property in water
district No. I, eight miles southeast
OF Roltville.
He leaves the widow and three child
rem, Mrs. Harry Woods of water dis
trict No. : and an unmarried son and
daughter
Mr. Rainbolt came to Imperial val
ley ave years ago from Whittier
The funeral services will take place
at the Shafer funeral chapel in FL Cen
trO at 1870 o'clock Sunday afternoon
and interment will be in El Centre
Evergreen Cemetery. The funeral will
be under the auspices of the Holtville
and El Centro Masons.
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08

[BY UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATIONSl
MEXICO CITY, Feb. S.-Madero has
renewed his denials of plans for a
new cabinet. He admitted the gray
ity of the situation around Mexico
City. He personally directed the re-
cruiting of volunteers, persuading
many to enlist. Foreign organizations
are rushing the work of defense of
their sections of the city. 1t is ex-
pected American residents will de-
mand of the government that it fur
nish them with arms.
After defeating 1900 federals in four
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
GOVERNOR JOHNSON WILL
START The BALL ROLLING

lBY UNIFIED PRESS AssOCIATIONSI
: SACRAMENTO, March 8.-"We're
going to start the ball rolling in Los
Angeles tomorrow night" declared
Governor Johnson today It is be-
lieved the governor will sound the key
note of the Roosevelt campaign in his
speech. He plans to speak in San
Francisco March Is if arrangements
are made. He predicts that California
will overwhelmingly endorse Roose-
Irpff
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
LONDON AMAz0NS MIX
AFFAIRS IN PRISON

[BY UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATIONS
LONDON, March S.-Miss Alice
Wright. American heiress and sculp-
tor, today led score OF suffragettes
to Holloway prison following the SEN
tences for disorderly conduct. The
women attacked the Jail matron and
her assistants and tore their clothes
from their bodies. Guards were COM
PEELED to fetter the sufiragettes. Later
when sent to the machine room for
work sewing sacks the women disman-
tied the machines and hurled the parts
through the windows. They were
again Overpowered.
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
STILL PROBING

{ "Y !'%lTED PRESS ASSDC!NTION9l
LOS ANGELES, March 8.-The fed
aral grand jury, probing the dynamite
affairs, convened at 2 O'Clock. Post
master Harrison and Business Agent
Pohlman Of the Seattle Bridge and
Iron Workers Union werc
.ubpoenaed 10 appear with correspond
ance between Pohlman and J. j. Nc
Nanara, which Harrison intercepted
ri the orders OF the federal authorities.
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
TAFT GOING TO TOLEDO

GBY UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATIONS1
PITTSBURGH,' March S-Presidenl
Taft arrived at 9:05 this morning, en-
route to Toledo, where he replies to-
night to Roosevelt's Columbus speech.
1t is expected that Taft will devote
the greater part of his speech to at
tacking Roosevelts attitude on the
judiciary recall
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08

the convention with which be ) ngs
in accord, and to relieve the embar-
rassment | will withdraw"
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
COAST WEATHER PREDICTION

[BY UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATIONS
5 LOS ANGELES, March 8.-The wea
ther prediction is: Fair tonighf:
cloudy Saturday; frost SATURDAY morn
ing; light southwest wind.
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
Mrs. Twins Illness

Mrs George Irwin, who has been
i'll Tor more than year, is reported
today 10 he i'll a serious condition.
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08

Concentrating Forces
Ell PASO, March S.-Orders to con-
centrate all available loyal men OF
Imperial Valley press., 1912-03-08
CRISIS IS NEAR At HAND
IN THE CITY Of MEXICO

days of battles near Acatlan, with
losses on both sides exceeding 800, a
force of 2000 rebels is advancing on
Vera Cruz today. Residents are arm
ing with the aid of loyal troops for
the defense of the city. Citizen troops
are being drilled by army officers and
street barricades erected. The rebels
are five miles nearer the capital to-
day.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
III. ssnsitiva Razor.

''There is no sensation in matter"
remarked a man over the luncheon
table to the man OF science, who
thought it was a suggestive saying.
"But what about my razOrs?" be
asked. And then he described the
razor which had been with him round
the world faithfully and wanted only
stropplne day by day-a wonderful
razor But when it came back to a
London fat it refused its Office The
razor wouldn't work more than one
day without going TO the hospital DO
you mean to tell me that that razor
doesn't feel" said its owner-"doesn't
feel the difference of climate, tempera-
ture? Why If you know anything
about razors you know they are the
keenest and most sensitive things in
the world."-LondOn Chronicle.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
FRANTIC WITH TGH!NG
sAxo sALVE is OUR NEW GUAR
ANTEED REMEDY.
Try it at Our Risk.

Children, and grown persons too,
are so often driven almost frantic
with the intolerable itching and burn
ing of eczema and other skin trou-
bles, that a remedy which will not
only secure their immediate comfort,
but also clear away the eruption in a
short time, is nothing less than a
public benefit.
It is remarkable that so mild and
harmless an application as our new
skin remedy, Saxo Salve, can stop the
itching so quickly as it does.
And it's penetrating healing power
is even more remarkable, for i'm
provement is seen after the first few
days and the final results must salts
fy the user or we refund the money.
If you have any itching, or burning
rash or humor of the skin, any scaly
or chronic old skin trouble, Saxo
Salve is what you need and you
should try this splendid remedy.
NV. o. Moore, Druggist Milford, Del
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
This PAPER HELPS
The TEACHER

THE public schoolteacher
that does not read the pa
pers fails in an important
particular to fit himself or herself
to instruct the young.
EDUCATION is NOT ALL GAIN
Ed FROM BOOKS. MOST OF IT
Is GAINED FROM LIFE, AND
NEWSPAPERS ARE THE MIRRORS
OF LIFE.
Not only should teachers read
the papers, but pupils should be
caused to do so. In the case of
the children little persuasion is
needed. They are so eager to
learn that they read every paper
they get their hands on.
MANY SCHOOLS HAVE
CLASSES IN CURRENT
EVENTS. The pupils are re-
qrlired to tell or write the chief
happenings of the day. 1t is an
invaluable training.
EVERY teacher should TAKE
this paper.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
one Line of Reasoning.

A promoter from some indefinite sec
tion out west was trying to sell a
Penn avenue clerk a few shares Of
stock, but the clerk was not anxious
to invest.
"Why should 1 buy stock In your
miner?
"My dear man, we're right next to
the Skinned Cat, which Is producing
fabulous wealth"
ayes, and live in a boarding house
which is right next to the mansion Of
a steel millionaire, but that doesn't
make me worth anything" - Pitts
burgh Post
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
FLEET FOOTED CARIBOU.
They Can Trot Faster Than a Grey
hound Can Run.

In Maine it is contended that the carl
bOu can outrun any other animal. Ac-
cording to the testimony of one woods
man. caribou left behind a greyhound
that had been matched against them.
A guide succeeded in starting the
dog after some caribou-a herd Of
four standing like statues on the ice
Of one of the big ponds in the region
along the west branch of the PenOb
scot.
Now, the caribou trots. instead of
running. like most other wild animals
In the present case there had been a
plentiful fan Of snow. a rain which
had formed a thick crust and then an
other fall Of snow. all of which con
stituted the very finest surface where
on to hold a race of this description
When the greyhound was lOOsed its
owner confidently expected that it
would Outruu the carbon
When the carbon woke up and hit
thpii pace il WAS u Si"ht to see them
They did not appear to be proceeding
with much speed hut as the hound
drew up on them they increased their
pace. The bound was doing his very
best bur made no healway against the
caribou at all The dog stuck to it
with courage, but before it was half
way across the pond the caribou had
reached the other side and disappear
ed in the woods.-New York Press
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
ARROGANT EDINBURGH.
And Its Old Holyrood Castle. Famous
In Scotch History.

And Its Old Holyrood Castle, Famous
In Scotch History.
Built over a series of ridges and val
leys. it would be impossible to imag-
inc anything more grandly arrogant
than Edinburgh. Originally the place
consisted only of the huge fortress on
the castle rock. built there by Edwin
of Northumbria. and hence known as
Edwin's Burgh. But gradually there
grew up a long. struggling town,
mile or so in length that wended along
the rocky saddle backed ridge which
was the only approach to the castle
entrance.
In the twelfth century HOlyroOd pal
ace was built at the foot Of this long
street. which has been variously known
in history as the Royal Mile" and "the
Cockpit of Scotland" In the vernacu-
lar of the town during the middle ages.
though. it was always referred to as
the Causeway."
Traditions Of Mary, the Ill fated
queen: Of Rizzio. whose blood. legend
says. still stains the wooden floor of
the tiny chamber in Holyrood where
he sank beneath the daggers Of his
assaSsins; Of the stern, proud Douglas
es, whose ambition led them to hope to
usurp the Scottish crown; Of iron John
Knox and Jenny Geddes, who threw
her stool at Dean Hanna lone is sure
Jenny would be a suffragette today. and
a militant at that; of the great Mon
trose. of Bonny Prince Charley and Of
all the other principal figures in Scotch
history rise up before the VISITOR
Argonaut
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26

found to be the best adapted to har-
vest with the mower, because of the
erectness of the plants
In some sections cowpea hay is cured
by using a pole set IN an upright posi-
ton across which a number of bOri
Eonta bars are nailed. The gree
eowpea hay is piled up around thu
pole, and covered by using either =
canvas cover, or some other similar
material, often not covered at all.
This is a rather expensive way Of
curing cSwrea hay, but the results
usually are very satisfactory.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
EveNERs.

Reply to w. 5estwick, MerVln, sask.
"Win you send me a description OF
how to make a S-horse and also s.
horse evener?"
The illustration shows the S-horse
evener in combination with the s.
horse. The dimensions, however, from
the center hole to the outside holes
are given, also the length OF the SINGLE
trees. You will note that the evener
q seventy-five inches long, and the
maia hole is thirty inches from
one end and torty-five inches from the
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
Raminiscent.

The author had written one success
full story. and he never grew tired
talking Of It.
Don't you know" said one Of his
friends to another one day, Ritter al
ways reminds me Of pleased dog?"
That's odd. How does he?"
"He's always wagging his tale"
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
THE END OF TUBERCULOSIS
Stamping Out the Disease.
BY HOMER FOLKS.

There is absolute unanimity,
too, among our expert authOri-
ties Cas there was not a decade
ago. as to just what we need to
do in order to prevent tuberculO-
sis. We must have general pub
lie education as to the nature
and symptoms Of the disease,
and we have it We must have
reporting of cases by physicians.
and we are getting it. We must
have free dlspensaries in every
city and considerable village at
which any person can secure an
expert and tLnraagh diagnosis
of his condiiiuu ara adequate In.
strucjiUus as to WE.ti ne must
do. and We are grttihg diSppnsa
rics We must nave visiting
nurses - visit the patients IN
thrir IO:nes and instruct them,
not once. but many times. IN the
protection of their households.
We are getting visiting nurses.
We need. above all. hospitals in
the larger cities and county
hoSpital In every county. and we
are getting hospitals.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
No risnd of His.

Mrs. Mulcahpy- What frind helped
ye home. ye drunken baste2 Mulcahey
Faith. it's 40 frind be was. KNOWN
the rayceptiOu Oid recaive.-Boston
Transcript
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
A dve-horse evener.

side hole. The main hole would then
need to be In the center This is
making an eyener so as to drive
six horses abreast. If you are plan
ming on using two or three horses in
the lead. a different arrangement will
have to be made.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
Out Of Fashion.

Physician What is your trouble.
madam? Patient-l hate to tell you.
doctor: 1t is something which was
popular over a year ago.-New York
Press.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
mskino a Record.

Ella-Yo say she has driven two
men insane? Bella-Yes She Tilted
one. Ella What about the other7
Bella-She married himl-Club Fellow.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26

A little more grain, plenty Of good
hay, and the thorough use Of the curry
comb and brush is about the only
whip that most farm horses need.
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26
nintant RnIaHivna

q have only the most distant rela-
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26

other. To make a 6-horse evener the
portion "A" will have to be ninety
inches long from outside hole to OUT
H=@al- -E-ss9=az2- =az2- 1-----d-E3 2
=E@8=ss@ -=---s=' -
Milford chronicle., 1912-07-26

"Has the family died out7'
~No; they have all become rich"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-10-22
POOR STATE GETS
HElPFROM WOMEN
Legislature Would Not Protect
Papers, So Colonial Danes
Donate Case.

DR. Henry Il. McIIwaine. state
librarian. yesterday received hand
some steel Ming case bearing this in
sCripuoa:
Presented to the Virginia state Ii
hrary by tie Colonial Danes of Amer
tea in the state Of Virginia"
In this GTcproo. case viii be storce.
the most precious OF the manuscript
Ia the possession Of Virginia The re-
yUsitoTy j. ali 20 steel done over in
imitation rnab"E0ny. and viii hold
hundreds Of manuscripts. The library
board p.titioned the last Legislature
for a $500 appropriation for the pur-
Cnas. Of steel manuscript cling cases.
but received an unfavorable answer.
The case received yesterday Is the
kind the board hopes % buy.
Just which Of the manuscripts in
IN. possession Of the library are TO bs
stored In this case r. yet unleter-
mined. but Dr. IcIiwain. said yes
teraay tho, b. would leave the selee.
ton % the documents IN the hands OF
r,r. ". J. EckenrOdc. head % the De-
psrfru.rt Of Archives and History.
Esriy CcsoniaI manuscripts. ante
dating the Revolution. are eeneraii,
regarded as the most valuable paper
owned BIZ the state. aud win prob
ably be stored IN the new case. Thes'
pa pers are now. because Of the scttos
Of the Legislative, 81 the mercy d
Era -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-10-22
'B|GPLANSFORMED
BY ADVERT
Club Reorganizes for Year OF
Work Devoted to Boosting
Richmond.

The Richmond Advertisers Club met
last night for the first time since the
summer disarmament, and reorSanized
tends a most suspicious and active
year. Broad and expansive policies
were laid down by Horace F. Smith,
the new president, apd heartily cheered
by the club. boosting Richmond is
to be one of the prime objects of the
club this year.
In the hope of having $50 men to
represent Richmond at the National
Advertisers Convention in Baltimore
EeXt June, an "On to Baltimore Club
was organized last night and a COM
mittee appointed to make arrange
mentS for special train which is to
bear the Richmond delegation to the
convention and house it during the
whole week. The unique idea of hav-
ing those who intend 60 make the trip
subscribe weekly amounts into the
keeping OF a treasurer from now until
Jun was adopted. When convention
time arrives the banker will return to
each subscriber the amount he has de-
posted during the interval.
Bring Crowd to Richmond.
The Richmond Advertisers Club de-
terrnined to make an effort to nave
l.e10 more delegates to the Baitl-
more convention come down to Rich
mond as a side trip. intending to give
the visitors a days entertainment that
will Iinger long in their recollection.
The various business organizations OF
the city and the Council will be asked
to join hands in the scheme.
The desirability of bringing a ma
tional merchant prince 20 Richmond to
speak on the subjec; of advertising
was also advanced by President Smith
in his speech OF acceptance, and well
consed by the club.
The officers chosen by the club for
the coming year We're Horace F. Smith.
president: c. z ivey. first vice-presi-
dent: A. H. Penthouse. second vice.
president. The club adopted the suS-
ges:ion of having a paid secretary and
treasurer, and President Smith ap-
pointed a committee with powers to
alter the bylaws. settle upon the prop
er man and determine the amount OF
salary 10 be given the secretary.
j. T. w. Curtis, in his capacity as
chairman of she entertainment COM
mictee provided food and drink after
the lengthy business session.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-10-22
BELIEVES WOMEN
FOLLOW HIM ABOUT
Citizen of Hungary Suffers Hal
Inclination That All Females
Love Him.

Upon complaint OF c. L. Droste. Hun
garian consul here. John Roller. thir-
ty-two years old. a tailor, was ar
rested yesterday afternoon BY Detec-
iye-Sergeant Wren and Odcer Toler
on warrant charging him with being
insane.
Roller suffers from a Authorization
that all women are In love with him.
that he is Irresistible to the fair sex
He was adtudged insane here last
February by o Iunacy commission aiter
he had been arrested on complaint OF
a young woman. who lives In west
Franklin Street and is prominent In
society circles. He had written letters
10 her and followed her about the city.
Roller was not committed to an
ASYLUM, q friend coming to his assist
ance. Roller was turned over to him
under an agreement that he would
leave the city. which he did He re-
turned last Sunday.
Submits 10 Arrest.
Yesterday he visited Consuf Droste,
and his talk was SO wild that Chiei
of Police Werner was called upon 10
haye the man arrested. He submitted
quietly, and at headquarters talked IN
German with Major Werner. He speaks
poor English
He said he had been in Rochester
n. Y, Norfolk. Va. Charleston. :. C.'
and other places. Everywhere ne ~sn''
he said. he was pursued by women.
all of whom became fascinated Win
him at first glance, according 10 MS
story.
Major Werner decided 1t best to have
hin, confined and a warrant charging
him with being a person Of unsound
mind WAS sworn out. He was removed
TO the City Jail hospital.
Roller was well-dressed and seemed
IN he afiuent He is said to be we'll
connected in his country. Hungary
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-10-22
POIOMACOYSTERS
TO Be INSPECTED
Representatives of State and
National Governments Begin
Work Thursday.

As a result OF conference IN w ASH
iaston. the Naryiand-firsinia oyster
Commission, appointed 10 inquire ihto
the alleged pollution or POTOMAC oSs-
tiers, VIII begin its Investigations
Thursday AZ BlackiSton Island. ACT
ing with the scientists from Maryland
and Virginia will be pacterioioslst
and a chemist appointed by the united
States Department OF Agriculture, WHO
will affix their signatures 10 the re-
port of the commission
The pacteIlo-Caemlcai analysis "a
oysters from the Potomac River by this
commission and the report to be MADE
is expected 10 settle the cry OF pol
luted oysters which threatens the rum
Of this profi:a ole industry. virginia
representatives on the commission are
DR. Meade FERGUSON, DacterloioSiS1'
and Dr. J. VI. Magruder, chemist. '" nat
ever the report made, favorable or
unfavorablc. the six scientists are 10
concur in T. No minority report is
desired
Some tine ago the Bureau OF Chem
istry Of the United States Department
of Agriculture published a bulletin
carrying warning that Potomac oSs-
tiers were found TO be polluted ana
warning the public that on account
other bacteria oysters from that
stream were dangerous. Immediately
the Fish Commission Of Virginia cnai-
lenxed the statements. and after me-
diation, the Department of Agriculture
agreed to the joint commission whlch
has Just beea~creatst and which VIII
begin its activity Thursday.
Commtsxion Will Decide.
1t is understood that the Department
Of Agriculture agrees TO govern itself
BY the findings Of the Joint commits
vion regardless Of whether or not It's
warning buIi,s-a IS coE.ouaced- On
that account the two states are ue-
sircus OF having the commissioners
Uni, on the report to be rendered
In It's bulletin the Bureau OF Chem
sstrv made the allegation that oysters
1ror. Ill tie ground between Blackis-
Rcp Island and Washington in the 20
1onac were dangerous. although Black
as,on Island is approximately 90 miles
below Was niEctoa- Scientists as a rule
arc disposed TO 0iscrccIt the statement
that oysters sixt: miles from the
aource Of pollution can be contarnI-
mated. but the commission will begin
its work al that point and Work UP
seward W. ShingtoR with Its exarnina-
lions.
Should the commission sustain the
damaging statements Of the United
States Bureau Of Chemistry the oys-
ser industry OF Virginia and Mary
land will b. delivered a crushing bio"
and millions Of dollars loss Will ensuS
II case sucn . condition IS establish
"a. Maryland and Virginia viii unii'
in forcing Washington and AleXan'
Aria 70 takr STEPS to G.s!nfect Their
eew.rsze ~ -f- river - contaminated
- altered. then the two states ar
A~terrnfr.ed TO VIE out the sources a.
Contamination
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-10-22
NAMES MADE PUBLIC
One Richmond and One f"rssuncm" Wa"
Recome Certified Aecountsnts

Not until Colonel J. ". Richardson, Sss
,s,er OF the Land orice. came 10 ms oH'ee
in the Capitol yesterday morning. "as
~ - u.-c IN. two successful sppii-
ro,.s h..ore the state Board OF AccounfancE
for license 10 practice in FirsiHia as eeru-
ned public accountants.
The two men who made the exam INC, IN -
u !, Mckinney o. Richmond. and /
" Mathews Of Portsmouth MIR. Mckinney
g. an Instructor IN the Massey Business CO..
iege 60 .r -.
hca-s concluded its annual examination OF
- .tsb. candidates on Saturday nisat. It's
members did not know who HANDED N IN.
particular papers since nGnoeu
1901 .hc,,, were used. and the CORE
s,ondtns ras.e- were locked In Cclonei
Richardson's desk.