The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
MISS MINERVA -
and N0LH\
~ WILLIAM GREEN HILL
Nv FRANCES BOYD CALHOUN
,Copyright. by Reilly & Britton Coz

I an she got to nuss It, An the mex
is Mount Sinai Tabernicle, be name
fer the church where OIL Aunt Blue
Gum Tempy's Perjury Pearline takes
| her sackerment an the mex Is First
Thessalonians; Second Thessalonians.
he's dead an gone to the Bad Place
cause he skunt cat--l don't mean
skin the cat On a actin pole like me
an Wilkes Booth Lincoln does-he
skunt sho' 'nough cat what was
black cat. what was ole witch. an
she come back an ha'nt him, an he
growed thinner an thinner an weas-
Ter an weasler. tell finely he want
nothin' tall but SHELTON, an the
Bad Man won't low nobody tall to
give his parch tongue no water. an he
got to. ever after amen o. toast on
pitchfork. An Oleander Magnolia AL
thea Is the mex" he continued,
enumerating Perjury Pearline's of
spring on his thin. well-molded I'm
gers, she got the seven-year Itch: an
Gettysburg, an Biddle &-Brothers-
Mercantile-Co.; he name fer the sto'
where ole Aunt Blue-Gum Tempys
Perjury Pearline gifts credit so she can
pay when she fetches IN ner cotton In
the fall; an Wilkes Booth Lincoln,
him an mes twins: we was horned
the same day only Is borned to my
mamma an he's borned to his'n an
Doctor jenkins fetched me an Doctor
Shacklefoot fetched him. An Decim-
us Ultimus, the little boy triumph
antly put his right roref1nger on his
left little one, thus making the tenth,
she's the baby an she's got the collie
an cries loud 'nough to wake up Is
rael; Wilkes Booth Lincoln say he
wish the little devil would die. Per
uny Pearline frs name her Doctor
Shacklefoot' cause he fetches all her
chillens. but the doctor he say that
amt no name fer girl. SO he name
her Decimus Ultimus."
Mss Minerva, sober, proper, dlgni-
dren, listened in frozen amazement
and paralyZed silence. She decided to
put the child to bed at once that she
might collect her thoughts, and lay
some plans for the rearing Of this sad
ly neglected little orphaned nephew
William" she Caid, at Is bedtime,
and | know you must be sleepy after
your long ride on the cars. Would you
like something to eat before put you
to bed? ! saved you some supper"
7 TIA thr {or
man what / talk to on the train tuck
me In the dinin room an gimme all
| could hol; | Jest eat an eat tell
they want wrinkle In me-" was the
reply. HE axed me bout you. too.
Is he name Major Minerva?"
She opened a door In considerable
confusion. and they entered small,
neat room adjoining.
This Is your own little room. VIII
liam" said she. you see 1t opens into
mine. Have you nlght-shirt?"
"Naw'm, | don't need no nightshirt
jest sleeps in my unions and some
times In my overalls,"
We'll. you may sleep in your union
suit tonight" said the scandalized rel
ative, land IN see what | can 90 for
you tomorrow Can you undress your
self"
Her small nephew wrinkled his
nose. disdainlully We'll. | reckon
So" he scornfully made answer. Me
an Wilkes Booth Lincoln been I'M
dressn' usself ever senCe ives born
"I'll come in here after a while and
turn off the light Good night, WIZ
| liam"
Good night Aunt Minerva" re
sponded the little boy.