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Wanted Carpet Cleaning

CARPET beating and steam clean
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TRY the Famous Washing Co. for
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For Rent---Houses

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small family preferred. 2417h s. 1.
220 So. 31st st, Gar, bath, bay view,
walking distance. $500 e. Spo-
kane; 2 rooms; block of car; sub
init offer for either. Burk, 2O4 Bank
ers Trust. Main 1888.
FOR RENT-Furnished cottage,
rooms: 1 block from car. GIT
East 35th.
WANT first class tenant for 7-room
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bath. Call oil So. Yakima av.
SIR. house, lights and water and
toilet East N, $500.
s13.00-9-room house. 6 lots, 1923
South 47th, corner Alaska;
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zoe Equitable Bldg.
RENT house and we Will furnish
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LORENZO DOW, attorney-at-l
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A woman who is adaptable and
who has had some business ex-
perience. for a position. Re, care
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
JUVENILE CARE.

In contribution to this paper yes
terday j. c. Kilpack, representative
of the Boys & Girls aid society set
forth some very pertinent facts re-
garding the juvenile situation in Pen
dleton. 1t is his business to investi-
gate juvenile conditions and he finds
much to be censured. Boys and girls
are not properly looked after either
b! parents or by the state upon which
the duty of guardianship falls when
parents become over negligent.
OF course parental supervision is
the best protection for children and
this fact can scarcely be emphasized
too strongly. If parents would al
ways do their full duty there would
be little need of juvenile courts. But
lit is lamentable fact that all par
ents do not do their duty by their
children. In many cases they do not
even realize their responsibilities. So
| i is up to the government to take a
hand.
The government however is even
more neglectful of its part of the
work. Neither local nor state regula-
tions for the protection of children
| are enforced TO any great extent.
Except when a transient official like
Mr.. Kilpack comes round we seldom
know that the state attempts to en-
gage in looking after children. We
have many paid officials who do
corrective work but few who do pre-
ventative work. Policemen ordinar-
! ily devote their attention to watching
adults but children need their care
also. If every city in the land would
maintain some policemen to prevent
children from going astray there
would soon be less adult criminals.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
TOO MUCH RED TArE.

A news story from Hermis,on sets
forth the complaint oi the project
settlers against being required to re-
cord a wholly new contract consti-
q ting a mortgage upon their lands
in order to obtain graduated water
payments They say it is a needless
and expensive bit of red tape and
that it win prove even more obnoxi.
Gus in the future because the new
mortgage will have to appear in every
abstract of title TO land under the
project.
Since the settlers on the project
have already obligated themselves to
meet the water payments whatever
they may be it is farcical to require
them TO record new mortgages on
their land. To be sure new agree
ment is necessary in order to secure
graduated payments. But there
should be some simple. direct way of
doing the thing, The plan adopted
by the government seems to indicate
the officials want to do the thing in
the most roundabout and difficult
way possible. To get over little
hill they are going around the moon.
Department officials may not real
ize it but $3.50 means considerable to
many settlers on the project. 1t is
"a new project and much of the land
is not yet productive. 1t takes money
and time to get the land to bearing.
Settlers should be allowed to devote
their energy to making crops grow.
But if the government continues its
present course agriculture is likely
to languish and abstracting become
the chief industry on the UmatilIa
project.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
THE RETORT CALM AND QUICK

To illustrate the ever ready wit of
the Irish the following story was told
at banquet held recently in the
Commercial club
An Irishman on his way home at
night was in the habit of cutting
through a cemetery in order to short
en- the distance. A group of friends
evolved a scheme to have some fun
at his expense. Accordingly they found
a sunken grave across which his path
lay, dug it out and covered it with
boards in such a manner that he must
fall into the yaYning cavity.
The Irishman came along and ev-
erything happened as per schedule.
While he was still squirming about ir
the bottom of the hole, striving to ex-
tricate himself, three or four of his
friends, attired in white sheets and
other ghostly accoutrements, sudden
ly made their appearance. Pat was
frightened out of his wits and almost
tainted when one of them said:
What are you doing in my grave?"
The tone was sepulchral. 1t made
the Irishmans hair stand almost on
end, but he could not forego a witty
retort.
Faith, and what are you doing out
Of it?' he asked.-Portland Oregon
ian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
THE cowBErL IN THE LANE.

I've been thinking of my childhood,
the early happy days.
The glory of the summer the sunshine
and the rain,
l wander through the woodland and
through half-forgotten ways
And 1 hear once more the tinkling
of the cowbell in the lane.
The pines are on the mountain and
the meadow dressed in green.
The hills are decorated with waving
yellow grain,
Quite enraptured with the vision l
feast upon the scene,
And l hear again the tinkling of the
cowbell in the lane.
oh, l would 1 were an artist with
time and skill to paint
The mountain and the streamlet, the
foothills and the plain.
To interpret every bird song, joyful
and the plant,
While 1 hear once more the tinkling
of the cowbell in the lane.
The world is full of music when the
heart is tuned Alright;
Yes. there is a hallelujah chorus and
refrain
When l listen to all nature preparing
for the night,
And enjoy again the tinkling of the
cowbell in the lane.
Now the sun is slowly sinking behind
the mountain crest,
The golden shafts of glory fast follow
in his train,
No hand can ever picture the bright
beauty of the West
As l hear again the tinkling of the
cowbell in the lane.
The visions growing DINNER mid
the shadows of the night,
Fading are the mountain, the vale and
golden grain,
The birds have ceased their warb-
ling with the waning of the
light,
Yet I hear the tinklng of the cowbe.l
in the lane.
All. Now the day is over, the milk
maids at the gate,
The mantle of the nighttime has
covered hill and plain,
The stars have decked the sky again,
the evening hour is late.
And sleep will still the tinkling Of the
cowbell in the lane
j. Will Calhoun.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
THE "SOAP BOX'' PRIMARY.

President Taft is unduly afraid of
the presidential preference primary
law. With him as with other reac-
tionaries it is the soap box" prim-
airy and opens an avenue to fraud and
violence.
It is a fearful thing-of course
that the voters of a party should
have the right to select their presi-
Dental candidate. They show nerve
in wanting such a privilege. They
do not seem to realize any longer
that the political bosses and the
bosslets are supposed to run polite,
and that the common voter should
swallow whatever is handed to him
The presidential primary is an out
rage-from the politicians stand
point. That is admitted.
But az to fraud and violence the
president Is mistaken. A primary
election where all the members of a
party vote is a peaceful proceeding
compared with political conventions.
For turbulency the present method
os making nominations in Oregon is
very tame compared with the good
old convention days when disorder
at certain times was part OF re
game. Nor is there any such irgu]
as was practiced in the olden da. s..
There is no unseating Of delegates
just because they are of the wrong
factional color. There is no longer
any back room jobbery and bribery.
The direct primary is too open to
permit Of much fraud.
The trouble with President Taft is
that he is getting all his information
as to the direct primary from poll
ticians. Either that or else he is
afraid to go out on the open track
&c race with the gentlemen who are
opposing him for the republican
nomination.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
POOR GIRL.

Her dancing is simply divine, she
sings like bird on a bough;
She has neat little feet and the hair
hangs gracefully over her brow
She is dainty and slender and bright;
her letters are pleasingly
penned;
She skips with the grace of a sprite
but her nose is turned up at
the end.
She's girl who would not loll
around while her mother was
toiling away;
Her tastes are artistic and sound:
she always knows just what to
say;
She can point to ancestors from
whom anyone might be proud
to descend;
Her cheeks have the peach's sof,
bloom
Her laughs like the music one hears
where a stream ripples gladly
along;
Her eyes have a softness and depth
that go with a soult that is
that is strong;
Her father has money in stacks: it
is good to be classed as her
friend;
There Is only one charm that she
lacks-her nose is turned up at
the end.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
BOY II. WEDS GIRL OF IL.

Some men are like postage stamps,
Moberly, Mo.-Mr. and Mrs. A. Spi.
Ger, who live near Moberly. probably
are the youngest married couple in
the state. TIL bride, who is a daugh-
ter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Grabbitt,
is but II years old, and the BRIDE
groom is six years her senior The
couple were married at Hager's chap
ell, west of Moberly, by minister who
has been conducting a series of re-
vival meetings in that vicinity.
The parents of both consented to
the marriage when the couple declar-
ed their love for each other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
HE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND 1T.

Bert Feibleman, manager of Cohan
&c Harris theatrical productions, used
to live in Indiana, and at the Hotel
Astor, Manhattan, he told the Daugh-
ters Of Indiana in New York, who
were banqueting there, story about
the Hoosier poet, James Whitcomb
Riley.
Riley used to tour the country
with Bill Nye in lecture courses. One
night, while the two were behind the
scenes in the theater of some eastern
town, Riley got tired of waiting while
Nye tried to make himself beautiful,
and tiptoeing to the drop curtain.
peered out into the auditorium. He
came back to Nye's dressing room in
CONSERVATION.
Great Scott" he whispered, this
Is awful! There amt pesky hand
full Of people out there, Bill"
"T don't know why there isn't,
Jim,' replied Nye, dreamingly, contin-
uing to 'wrassle' with his tie, we've
never been here before '"-Brooklyn
Eagle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

There is more Catarrh In this section OF
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years was
supposed to be lncurabe. For great
many years doctors pronounced 1t a local
disease and prescribed local remedies, and
by constantly falling to cure with local
treatment, announced II incurable. Science
has proven catarrh to be a constitutional
disease and therefore requires constitu.
tlonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by +. J. Cheney & Co., To
ledo, Ohio is the Snly constitutional cure
on the market. 1t Is taken internally In
doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. II
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. They offer one hun
dred dollars for any case 1t falls to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials
Address +. ]. CHENEY & Co, Toledo,
Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti.
patton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
DOCTOR DEFINED HIS DIET.

Sir Richard Jebb, the eminent ply
sician, was man of irritable temper,
and when bored by the querulous
complaints of some of his patients
could not always force himself to re-
turn civil answer. A troublesome
patient, whose illness was purely i'm
aginary. pestered him one day with
questions as to what he should eat.
my directions on that point" said
Sir Richard. will be few and sim
pie. You must not eat the shovel
poker, or tongs, for they are hard of
digestion; nor the bellows, for they
are windy; but anything else you
please se!'-London Tit Bits
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

to Representative Slayden of Texas,
aftersthe democratic caucus on the
Henry resolution to investigate the
money trust" "if you would allow
us TO attend the caucus"
ION the contrary" replied Mr. Slay-
den, with a twinkle in his eye. Il
think it would make lot of trou-
BILE"
We'll, can't you give me an inter-
view on it. now that the fight is over"
No. answered Mr.. Slayden. 'it
would be against my principles.
never kiss and telli"-Philadelp
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
TOWN PAYS So A PUPIL.

Mace, Idaho Few towns in the
United states pay more for the edu-
cation of their children than does
mace, mining town in the center of
the Occur d'Alene district. Though
not a community of rich men or we'll
to do men, this little town pays each
year more than S72 for each pupil.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
Official City and Count, PAPER.
REWARD OF MoDESTY.


. He spent his life in doing good 4
. No scandal smirched his
= name;
. He tried in every way he could
. To shun the haunts of shame; 4
. He kept from foolish habits 4
. free;
. His record, too, was clean: Z
. But other people thought that Z
q he
. Was close and small and I
. mean.
o Not craving more than he might =
. need, Z
= He turned from shameful =
. schemes; Z
. Abhoring selfishness and greed 4
. He had untroubled dreams; Z
= Unwilling to attempt to press =
q His neighbor to the wall, Z
. Men overlooked his wirthiness 4
. And called him close and Z
= small. Z
= He had no time to flatter those =
. Whose money made them =
. great,
. Intending to be just. he chose =
. To labor and to wait:
= He gave when others did not =
q see,
= His virtues were untold; =
. And those who boasted thought =
q that he =
. Was close and small and cold. =
. $. E. kiser. .
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
THEY ALL WEAR EN-.

"Our eyes enable us to see"
Remarked the teacher wan.
and what are noses for?" said she.
Replied the Boston child, aged three
ITO keep our glasses on"
March Lippincott's
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

The cost is due in large way to
the excessive expense that goes with
every undertaking in mountain
country where salaries are high and
the cost of living above the average.
Mace has undertaken to conduct a
school of a high c'ass and this, with
the size OF the attendance. which is
not large, has made their expenses
higher than other Coeur d'Alene
towns.
In Burke. near Mace. the average
cost is s57. in wardner the cost is s4s
and in Mullan SAT.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
\ Rertillon ENnert.

'Ah, 1 see you have new cook, my
dear"
How do you know 1t
Il noticed the imprint of strange
thumb on my soup plate. Brown
ing's Magazine.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

The return of Frank Rack from
the frozen north" furnishes fresh
proof that all who went into Alberta
on the wild stampede few years
ago did not find life up there as fine
as they expected. There is probably
a reason why more have not return
ed.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
Her Decision.

Her Whatever my daugh-
ter decides upon, sir. I will able by.
Her Suitor-Good! She has decid-
ed that she will marry me if you will
supply the means.-Boston Transcript.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

The Massachusetts textile mill:
seem able to pay higher wages wher
they want to do so.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

Arizona will now adopt the recall
OF judges just to show Taft who is
running that state.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

The baseball men are having
squabble early in the season.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

''Why can't I bring my dog in this
car 1 know dogs are allowed on
cars"
TITS the law against expectoration,
sir. You see yours is a Spltz dog"
Baltimore American.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

Just put yourself in your enemy IS
place and you will stop abusing him
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
HE IS NOT THAT KIND.

1T would save a lot of trouble"
said a newspaper man the other day
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
CHAUFFEUR TRIES
TO RECOVER WIFE

Conrad Eysoldt. the chauffeur who
ran away with Dorothy Lushear. the
~17-year-old daughter of John w.
Lushear, president of the North Ward
National Bank, In trying to get back
his wife appeared in Chancery Court
today before Vice-Chancellor Howell.
The chauffeur ~contended that his
wife was being restrained of her lib
erty, and through his attorney, Henry
Pomerehne, a writ of habeas corpus
was sued out.
Chauncey G.. Parker and Alfred #.
Skinner, appearing for Mr.. Lushear.
attacked the validity of the mar
riage.
Mr.. Parker asserted that the girl
was only II years old, and that with
out the consent of her parents her
marriage in New York State was
illegal. is a being the limit.
The girl is said to have repented
her act. and any elaimo eff restraint
of her liberty could not be upheld,
according to Mr.. Parker.
S will come into court and testify
that she is not being restrained
said he.
The case was continued until next
Thursday, to give MI. Pomerene al
opportunity to traverse the return.
In the meantime the girl was COM
mitted to the custody of her father
by the vice-chancellor.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

H. Blake, Prudence B. Brakeman. NJ.
Bernadette s.. Bryce. Hardy Bush.
jr., Horace Butterworth, jr., Helen c.
H. Clifford, Emily p. Coburn, Helen
L. Croken, Arthur N. Eagles, jr., Ell
chanan Echikson, Helen X. Edwards,
Helen Dorothy FEEDER, Marion r.
Ford, Mildred Froelich. Mildred H.
Gaffy, Marguerite A. Golden, julius
Gutter, M. Marguerite HoaglandS Jen-
ME r. Hoenig, Alice B.. Hooley, Van
Orden %Ingraham, Ruth o. Kaas, Elsie
Kallop, Mollie Kanengieser, Lilly e.
Kanter, Lillian G. Kass. Bessie Koss.
Samuel H. Koss, Camilla Krauter,
Elizabeth S. Lee, Marjorie F. Lee,
Annette Lehman, Hazel b. Ludlow.
Jessie Makowsky, Julia G. McGrath,
Marguerite Nj. Miller, Viola Margaret
Mock, Amy B. Nagel, Ella Rinck. Lii
liam Rogers, Helen M. Ryno. Sarah A.
Sabelson, Etelka M. Schaffer, Robert
l.. Scharringhausen, Elizabeth H.
Schild, May Schmitt, Elsa Schu-
macher, Pauline Schwartz, Margaret
Seller, Ida Silverstein, Ruth Smink.
Leo Steiner. George r. Strobell. Mil
dred e. Thomas. Mildred L. Thorn,
Helen l.. Tuttle, Mary L. Volker,
Norma c. Warren, Sarah Watson,
Gertrude ". d. Wyckoff, Marion H.
Wylie and Ruth A. Young.
Manual Training C~ourse-Allan j.
zabriskie.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
TO BE INSTALLED PASTOR
AT NEW BRUNSWICK

Several local clergymen will attend
the installation service to be held at
the First Reformed Church, New
Brunswick. this evening, when Rev
Jasper S. Hogan, formerly of Jersey
City. will be formally installed with
impressive exercises as pastor of the
First Church, to succeed Rev. DIR. P.
Theodore Pockman, who resigned the
charge to accept a call in New York
State. Rev. Harold T.. Green, presi-
dent of the New Brunswick Reformed
Chassis, Will preside. and the installa
ton sermon will be preached by Rev.
DR.. James M. Farrar, pastor of the
First Reformed Church of Brooklyn.
A brother of the incoming pastor.
Rev. Orville j. Hogan. of Closter.
N. J., will offer the installation
prayer: Rev. Henry Lockwood will
deliver the charge to the pastor and
Rev. DIR. ]. Preston Searle, dean of
the New Brunswick Theological
Seminary. will deliver the charge to
the people.
Rev. DIR. Hogan Is a member of the
class of 1891, Rutgers College, and
three years later was graduated from
the New Brunswick Theological
Seminary.
During his ten years p~astorate in
Jersey City he has frequently
preached in this city, through an ex-
change of pulpits.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25
GRADUATION TONIGHT
IN INDUSTRIAL SCHOOL

Graduating exercises of the Boys
Industrial Public School will be held
this evening at the Warren Street
School auditorium. An elaborate pro-
gram has been arranged. 1t includes
essays and demonstrations given by
Herman David, George link. George
Cronk, Joseph Geczy, Louis Nutto,
Joseph Zika and Aloysius Sehaller.
DR.. A. B. Poland, superintendent
of schools, will deliver an address,
and diplomas will be presented by Eli
Pickwick, jr., to the following gradu-
ates: Conrad Baechler, Harry Lind.
Joseph Chiefly, Donald Mead, George
Cronk, James Megaro, Herman David,
Erich Meder, Fred Dumont, Fred
Mueller, Matthew Dukiet, Louis Nut
to. John Fillipone, Albert Oliner, V,
| Fillipkiewitz, Ernest OFF, Joseph
Geczy, william Pieper, c. Gieselman,
M. Rosamilia, Louis Graef, A. Schal-
Ter, Edward Heller, M. SHERMAN,
Irving Horn, James Trevisan, John
lost. David Weckstein. Richard
Kaiser, Joseph Zika, Laurence Kis-
ling and George link. Post graduates
are Lester King and Thomas Mar
Zano.
The Boys Industrial Public School
is under the auspices of the a of
Education and is the only one of its
kind in Newark, of which there are
only three in the State. The necessity
for such a school is proven. 1t has
been established only two years. but
already has a membership of 1870
pupils. The object is to give boys
who are completing the fifth grade
grammar school and possess indus
trial inclinations an education that
will fit them to sun responsible
positions. The boys are placed in
positions when possible. The subjects
include six branches of shop work.
carpentry. metal work. pattern-mak-
ing, electrical wiring. printing, cleo
trical construction and mechanical
drawing. Mathematics, science and
English also are taught. The boys
had their work on exhibition yester-
day and today at the Warren Street
School.
The school will be in session during
the summer.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-06-25

a domestic employed in the home OF
John j. Slattery, of so Emburyl ave-
nue., Ocean Grove, who was buried
Yesterday, it was decided that the girl
was not murdered, o was she a
suicide, as was first suspected. She
came to her death, 1t was determined,
while removing a corset cover over
her head.
In fixing the cause of the girls
death, the physicians graphica ly des-
cribed her frantic efforts as the
woman strangled herself in tugging
away at the frail garment. 1t is said
h a this is the first death ever re.
corded from this cause.