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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19

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are fin gpLOen0e, trat ia tilbage
til en- mill0re 2au0eien0om 70
Senner, Der 5e9ge 5aooe lprt Sme-
1eboon6pRrfet, er u0Danoreoe til
amerifo; ogfoa en- 0utter beiinoer
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toqet bans Gienoom oe fslger tro-
Ifoit I To0erens 5ooipor. Snn er
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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19

ioane / Saoopeu. qua aor'ita euer
/ gretagne. Der mooer meo %
5ranes.
auiierue imlaerer iom SilOiam
Gngsiteoer. 9aaf1rne afoer luiin
Der, pan0elsfomrcne, 7agfgrernes,
g1otarernes. DtG1Ierucs 8ou3ora..o-
ner oioer andre IN inoer Nan 81
Der eafelt0is, man 1iCer ion Stono
o. Organization.
5%fole0renqene i @afisYotnifole bar
til Cato gioet 10000 6rancs Ger
or 9pcr eGcr 4rronois ienenter, Ser
gioer Den Gum, ct gGroplan foiter,
Tor at Waifinen fan tonme til at
6ure 9pens eaer arronoi5iemeutets
QaDn.
@an er oppe paa Dc isrite to
0illioner MI. Man bar lat iig 30
MiIlioner iom Nadl, % man oil
noa Oct, t6i 6ele geopgelieu er emo
ni / i'm 9e%8pn0elie
Den f~ronife 2uftilaaoe ifal fof
sges meo 400 M 9Groploner, meo
IN 5fur. meo M 6lpoeceutrer.
8rpuien moo git ifal iaa at iige
9ppffes meo 5%Iupeitatioi1er. boor Der
beitan0ig fan pore D1ilitprflpoere,
boor Der beitan6ig bol6es @renie-
pogt, 6oor man beiton0ig fan oere
6ereot til at biGIpe meo oeo 6or
inaret.
r5rnnfri9s 6remtio, bDao bets
5oripar angaor, ligger | guftenl"
er Farolen, oog 0erior ma Sronf.
ria oqre quftens abiolutte 6errer.
let err iiffert, at De tooe NilIio.
ner pil fomme ino, og at 9epegelien
iaole0es oil intte fin 5rugt. Men
BET, Ser er BET Oigtigite Oeo oenne
rationale @cbpgelie, er life, at Der
titles tpDe @iIioner til ben iran.
ffe &~arIeoeIies 9ioooigbeo. De Ben
&c funoe 9on0etS9iegering % Ri9s-
bag bnpe beoilget 40 or6inpr Bel.
Staten er rig not. Oct oigtigite er,
at man | geopgelien 6ar ltotrpt
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19
Gilianlnren
Til nB6Ii6enoe / aino.

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len, Mrs. q. 6oi9aar0 bo. 81; Mrs. %. 3. 5acobieu.
Mrs. 5. an0erien bo. SOC; Mr8. s. 6. anOerien 25c
Blair, @ebr, Fuitor S. Z. 9erteien .............
a%ernare. q. Qof, 3riritatis 12gb. ........
Oregon, g8ts, 8. 5. Sen1en =. D.. ..............
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itenier, Mrs. ). @onieu, Mrs. N. @GIermunn, Mrs.
$. u. Gbritenien. ID. 3. AnOeriat, 9. 2dpioa 5o. 81
0ictien, Alta, Canada, 9et6ania Mgb. .............
Omobo, gtebr, Offer Bella g29b :. .,........
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19

Senoog @ftermi0Oog. eIer Mon.
bag 0torgen tiOIig forlo0 lit Stem,
i'm 5amilie, line TO inDou 9srn og
in ioge Some, trues BON meo Ell
9eoe paa 300 Qtarf. 1enne Slm
fan ban life 6etole. Saa er fun De
s Tigers GrreIt til6oge.
1otlrligpis ifpLoes oisie 6or.
6olosre1Ier enc % oIene 2anO-
roao 9rponoers 3n0beretninger.
Oct er ube9ri6eIigt, at 9anoroa-
ben / 6a0ersleo mener oeO 0enue
5remgangsmoooe belt at htnne la
0e oen 5arme ltnniet, iom PED 81
terretningen ON iIige 6oar0be0er
mere o9 mere breoer Jig 9~anosoeIen
Oper. Og Oct er life Blot / 0anite,
men ogioo inO / tpife are0ie. at
We0fsIelien meo Sen biemleie pot
Ter og tiItager / Stprfe for boert
mt Sfriot, ser bIioer foretoget
imoo BAN.
@puo oil M Ma6s ggboIm gsre2
San oil ieIofeI9eIig %ronoisre
iig meo i'm 5o9fsrer. NopOfat
&oon / 5Iensborg og for eprigt tage
Sogen me0 itor Stnosro.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19

4n0erien, Senrp NsegesIeo, Cane 0iren, u. i. has
musien, Alireo Serenien, eiIer @noerien. 9eter Be
terieu. 5ergen Soeober, 81. 9locf 30. 81; @enrp
8iutbers, $. 5. Sanien 30. 75c; 4rtber a~noreoien Doc;
0}oos 8oI0emor 25c =. >. .............
aenmare, g. 0af, 6. @. @osgoapO, Sens Oiren 9ias-
mus NieIen, Crit So6nier, 8eter 9ariel, @eter Be
terien, 9alit Senen, oorrp I. Souien, Sens
an0erien. Seren Gaalien, Aiels 9ielien 6per 81;
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Rieiien, Is. g. 2uno, u. $. NeGen, anton 9eler, I'M
ton StoneI, 9oIm NieIien 20. So; Bait. 5. 5. aiIO-
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,Qaftens abiolntte 6erre-
(5ortioi fra siOe 81

(5ortint fra SIDE 81
Ginge. Der 6liDer orgdniieret Utg'
Der I allie it6rre 9per, o9 3n0t9g.
terne nf Ng0erne gonr til 5ormoa.
let. Soer aommlnaGbeitDreIie gtber
lit giorna ira garis, Der bar beDil.
act 10000 Groncs, til fattigeS maa.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19
Skal Du REESE?

Hvis du tanker paa at tage en- Tur
til G~amlelandet eller sende Billet for
Slegtninge, da kom thu, at vi / en-
Rakke af Aar har solgt fere Billetter
end nogen anden skandinavisk Agent 4
Chicago. vi salger Billetter paa allie
de storste og bedste LINER og SKATER
wore Reisende Plads i Smaakahytterne
uden ekstra Betaling. Altid godt Rel.
sefolge. Penge veksles og hjemsendes.
Kronesedler kj9bes og salges. ALLIE
oplysninger faces we'd Henvendelse I'll
wort ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
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RE geterien, 4eer @eterien, 5reO 9eerien. 30. 50;
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eren, @i8 66rfnine geteren, 81. 6. 9erri8, u. Z.
Gosmusien, Stein 9arien bo. 81; SenrD SO6niou 81;
Otto Nott6iaien SOC; Mrs. :. Rosmlsen 25c 49,. 8675
aemore, 81. Cat, goItor 3 :. aiI61a ............ 1000
Sa3elpooO, Mtnn, Sens glroegooro 81; 9ehr gorup 81 800
Minoen. Ne5r. 5obn lbomion -. -. ........... 1000
Eiiomnen. ....... SiSi02 Is
blair. Sen Il. Gprl. 1912.
Otto 9anisM
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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19
llOpantmins 6OS ben 6iemleic

SuIell Ileo iuUI SuluSLo.
%llopantning bOs ben bjemleie.
Zen IS. @arts mootog Moos 81.
6olm til afocfsIing 9eisg al 2lmts-
tieneren og en- geimou6. Ge ifuI0e
gore lloIpg / ben 6ienIeies foa %
fattiqe eienOele FOR pon oenneNtda=
at in00rioe 9g0erne. Oct oiite liz
imiolertio, at I1aO8 gg5oIm life
eieoe noget 10 oper BET ns0oen0igite.
De to Memo moatte oerior goa
bort me0 uforrettet Gag 0esoGr.
re err Ro0s Ggbolms 6uitru oe5.
Dorenoe ~ipo3eIig, bbilfet noturIi0.
Dis iammen meo Mun6igbeoernes
6iemisaelier I bsi @raO tonger oen
fottige 6nniIie, i~frioer iamme9Ioo.
&c bjcmlOie. Get uo6reote 8lao
~6ranffurter 3eitung~ bar 5ra8t
Ell ArtifeI, ION pier Der Sit0trgG
acknowledgements 6remiero ooerfor
De 9iemleie aor i tpiffriiinoe0eareo.
ie. Oct be00er / @rtiflen:
Let er iorfIarIigt naar ! pioe
areoie / Den mono IesUigife 9efolf.
ming = life alene ben oouite -
0armen ooer Oenne / line @otiuer
aIoele5 u5egri6elige. / i'm 9irfnin9
/ iamme 9tooI uiorioarli9e 5ren-
gangsu1ooOe ira 4lpnoig6eoernes
SIDE gri6er mere og mere ON iig.
92an 6e5gDer 6lot at foreitille iig
OF u5prlige j (onfeu ON. at / bDer
6enieeu0e prbore Renneifer Tor
oere5 la9itane 8ifternr1al5 5fulo
De0 Statsnogtens Reprpieutanter
fai uoipttes Tor ti0sDarige 6or-
folge,ier me0 iIiae Straffe - 5an.
fen berom 6ar en- Al Oisie &eprp.
ientauter nabent gipet til aenoe, =
oa allere0e NANCE i0r al unogoo
0ennc trfte ltoiat bar foretruttet
Den IRE pgteifa6elige 5orbinoelie
frenlior Ben Iegitimel Get Hlegitime
}Ggt,ifa6 q upgteigote 9orns
Tremu9lina 'om ben rfIo8e
Stotsrpiou54 Qnn0. ser iislae ct
noroilespiq1 acknowledgment be.
itenmer Hor5o(6sreglerne MOB oe
i6ienfsiel elsie er De Taft fe aoa-
fefocnier al en- Statstanfe. ON 70.
Ter fla al at itoo / ct iprIig in.
tiurt 1or6ol0 til ariiteuoOmmens
IS unoipminger.
Ie euergiife 9roteiter netop ia
In ierues Sroe / JlorOiLe5Oi8 5ar
tilignelaocuoe 5.otil bait rin8e9irf-
mug. 5reosioreniugen5 5nO i8elie,
ION rettaoes til Ben @preusiiite 5n-
0enrigsmndier, ior6leD u6eiDaret
Soaret paa gg6olms 9eiugring, IT
fife 6iftermnolet men 5o1nliUet
eiter bette gap @}pnoig5e0eue Pin.
looming til at ifrfoe iro, loo nGr.
melt iom en- % DOG ri
BET nnppe l1ffes / Qqng0en at =
- 0enneifeligbeOen5 Cope
oa Grandfather. ut
Sen mlparenoe 5ituation er mio.
6oloeliq, oil 6eller life lPngere ug-
re ifjult Tor De tonenngioeroe On
itanier. Der 6liper fun cen Sci til.
bage; Lao os 6aabe, at Spsrgsmnn-
lets 9~e6an0lng / Barlamenterne,
Iom mart er / gente, ogioa oil ops
lo0e Mpn6iq6eoernes Zine ior oen-
ne, iom er Sc eneite, Der tilipnela'
6en0e enonu fife bor Jet Den"
5dl0slet. 8ron0ldmartbrDllup.
1ors0oqen Den %. Marts funoe
iii. ,Seim6ol" ct ganmnelt bGoer-
Iiqt 9egtepar, Sens Sobanien %
Suitru I 5olbnlle Oeo Sonoslet,
ieire 0eres aronoiomantbrDllup Get
aonle gruoepar Dor I 4ftp6tsbit-
let poa gruogommens 5Soegonro,
Der MI eies at 3. 5acObien ira
Serupris.
grlfogOmmeu err isot Ben 10.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19
Blair. Sen Il. 9fpril 1912.
Oft 10 San .n.
aosi. ior .. 0anife en- .Iutb. tiirfs am
lIr. OTTO HANSEN, Treasurer,

The United Danish Evangelical Lutheran Church in America,
Blair, Nebraska.
Dear Mr. Hansen:-
We have received yours Of the sh Of the United Danish Evangelical
Lutheran Church in America, toward the China famine fund. and enclosed
you viii find formal receipt Tor the amount
ON behalf of the China Famine Relief Committee ! wish 10 express nor
deep appreciation Of this and to extend to all who have had 10 part in The
matter II sincere thanks
The latest information from China il. to the effect thai the suffering
il. still intense; 5000 ar dying daily Of starvation, and The need viii cu.
Gnne for several months.
The money which you sent will 90 forward at nee on il mission. as
al contributions received by this committee IRE cabled through The STATE
Department without any deduction for expenses.
Again thanking YOU, 1 am.
Yours sincerely
W. B MILLAR.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19
Suitterinsu.
8ilS apanmi sionen:

SCR foiteret, ie abl gr. IS =. =. :. ............. $280S.80
Dem Qisbon, isis, 81. Stefans Rq6s 8soelsongsfasie
til en- airfe So; apfnOeforeninqen til @tsiionen So 1000
Nuifin, 4ebr, 2. 3. 9reinina % Sadtru -. =. 200
9ottner, So, Ears 5o6anien $25; 0forius % annogeter.
len So; Gomiuo 8eeren 81 :. y. ........ 8tOo
Gui6fng, isis, @enig6eoen :. =. .. >. :. e. -. $40
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19

for 5oltcts billie til al iori0are "a
til oct p0erite.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19
8nnneripunno
NaSs Ggbolm uOOiit paa M.
Gan faar SeiDg at 8etienten lige
FIR airfetiO SpnOag 0Orgen
Den "a. Marts. = stun
"A timers BARREL.

5nO unOer airfetio Ssnoug 6or-
miOOog, Den u. Darts, nsiagtigt
RIoffen 9,25, t%rofonot fig i'll. DO
oersmaolet" Amtstieneren fraSfRr-
bort / RoOs @g6olms Siem / 9rsns
Hueo en- SfrineIie ira Gegeringsprp.
Fioenten / Slesoig. 5 Strioelien
ben5olot Observation-Disclosures Jig
til uopisningsoropen al IS. Otto.
Der ! 6ior og forIongte, at Den
biemIeie ifulOe forla0e 2anoet /
9sbet of "a elmer. 9Ois BET fife
7tete, piIoe ban blioe t0emt 300
Teort / 9G0e benbOlosois 9Oerligeue
8 Tigers 4rrelt.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1912-04-19

SooIeoe5 30 oct preusiiife Sen.
Oagsbuoifab til ben 6iemIeie Q1an0,
iOm f6rit ior ioo Gage iioen er bic.
pen IsSlaot efter otte Tigers 5n0e-
jpGrring, ifriper nppnte 9Ia0 Oioe.
re. Oct mo 10 5ape ppret Rege.
rtng5pr9i iOenten meget ON at gore,
Gt looisning5or0ren uiortgoet tom
Daa0S @gbolm / 9pu0e. Dan IfltI0e
10 eaers ipne5, at Den fntti9e Or.
bei0smano nof fltn0e 6ooe foaet
2oo til at baoe in Senoag / 5re0.
Yeen Npnoigbeoerne bar 10 oGret
Of en- aHoen Mening. Q2ens cir
fefloffen / grens Ieo u0 ouer GO
men og foI0te til 8uostienate ifpn0-
tie amtstieneren ira Sferbpf ia
at Steo til BET fattige Stem for at
brfnge 5uoeuen % 50riergeren en-
ltooisntngsorOre.
Nan Io0 bam fun 81 Smae til
at bet9nfe fig. 0et er en- forf
5rfit. 6Dis ban life itrafs, altioo
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
WHAT HE HAD.

Senator Poindexter was talking
about a particularly fragrant piece Of
corruption.
at makes me think Of Wash
White" he said.
Wash White, you know, went to
a lawyer and said:
"Look here, boss, I've got myself
in trouble, and | want you to defend
me-
"'All right said the lawyer.
Have you got any money!
"'No, l amt got no money an
swered Wash White, but I've got an
imported Callot gown, a pair Of
hand-painted silk stockings, a choice
set of French lingerie, and a gold
vanity-box,'
"'That'n do, l guess said the
lawyer. And now what's your trou.
ble-what are you accused OFF
"FRobbin' an Atlantic City bath.
house. said Wash White"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE EAST
General Nosl Spoke In Battle Field
Address to the Men Whom
He Had Sent to Death.

The second incident of the Port
Arthur campaign that seems to me
worth remembering at this time is
the solemn battlefield address to the
spirits of the dead. Toward the
close of the siege General Nogi, for
the satisfaction apparently Of his
own inner nature and his own deep
feeling Of moral responsibility,
caused an altar to be erected on a
dusty plain between the hills in
front Of the Russian forts; assem-
bled the officers of his staff and a
part of his troops; and, after per-
forming the Shinto rites Of reyer-
ence and respect, read a written adj
dress to the spirits Of his dead SOL
diers. In this address he humbly
apologized for the incapacity that he
had shown in tie conduct Of the
siege, and begged the forgiveness of
the men who had been sent to their
death by him, but who might pos
sibly have been saved alive if the
siege had been better managed and
the assaults more skillfully directed.
Such a ceremony and such an adj
dress are foreign to all our modes
Of thought and action; but even il
the spirit of Old Japan be strange
to us, we can hardly fail to appre.
ciate the touching sincerity Of the
feeling and the strength Of the con.
giction that the dead are still in ex.
i~stence, and that the living have il
relation to them an unchanged dut,
and a continuing responsibility
George KEENAN,, in the Outlook.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
HELPLESS.

81 want to do something" said
the poet, "for which people will re-
member me after I am gone"
ooh, what's the use?" his wife
replied. CRY to do something that
will make people find out about you
while you are here"
"No, no, l can't. It's useless to
ask me to do that. Whenever l try
to work sex problems into my poems
the muse deserts me, and l don't
know of any woman who would be
willing to leave her home and her
children for the purpose of trying
to work out an affinity experiment
with me-"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
I"officer 666. .

A yong millionaire globe trot-
ter returning home to find his
bachelor quarters occupied by a
burglar, who not satisfied with
having appropriated the mill
ionaire's name and getting him
self engaged to a pretty society
girl on the strength of it, is
rapidly d~isposing of a fine col
lection Of paintings gathered by
the aforesaid millionaire from
the art centerS of the world.
This is the situation when the
curtain goes up on the first
act of "Officer &c.," the new
farce which Cohan & Harris will
present at Wright's Grand Fri
day, December l3.
How the real millionaire re-
gains possession of his home
and name, and how he event
ually wins the hand and heart
Of the sweet young thing who
has plightpd her troth to a
member OF the light fingered
gentry under the impression that
he is a simon-pure scion OF
wealth and social position, is
left to the telling Of the players
who people the east of the new
farce, which is a big and pop.
ular laughing success.
In working out the story O
the play, the rich young man in
duces a policeman on his block
to lend him his uniform, anC
while he is masquerading as
copper" to catch the burglar
the real officer becomes tn.
millionairc's cook. The burgla
in the meantime, is allowed t
continue IN possession of tn
bachelors quarters, but is event
ually trapped and compelled t
return his plumber. All thes
events are worked out wit.
speed and precision during tn
three acts in which Augusta
MacIIugh, the author of "0ffice
666,' takes to tell the stor.
that is said to be chock full o
surprising situations, smart chat
ter and snappy epigrams.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
Porto Rico's New Wonder.

From far away Porto Rico
come reports of a wonderful new
discovery that is believed will
vastly benefit the people. Ramon
T. Marchan, of Barceloneta,
writes Or. Kings New Dis
coyery is doing splendid work
here. 1t cured me about five
times of terrible coughs and
colds, also my brother Of a severe
cold IN his chest and more than
twenty others, who used it on
my advice. We hope this great
medicine will yet be sold in
every drug store in Porto Rico.
For throat and lung troubles il
has no equal. A trial will con
vince you Of its merit. so cents
and S1.OO. Trial bottle free
Guaranteed by Crenshaw &
Young.
Adc.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29

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this If you are suffering from any
kind of skin trouble, eczema, psoriasis,
rash or letter, we want you to try a full
size bottle of ID. D.. d. Prescription.
And, If it does not do the work, this
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
REMAINED TRUE TO FRIEND
Congressman Always Willing to Do
the Bidding Of Man to Whom
He owed Election.

He was a representative in on
gress who had pledged himself to
vote for two battleships, but a fort
night later announced that he was
"agin" any increase at all. 1t was
only natural hal his change of base
should be questioned and explana-
tons asked for, and he was ready.
Gentlemen" he said, 81 owe
Squar Brown my election to this
body. 1t was his friendship and his
money that put me here. I pledged
myself to vote for more ~battleshipS
when the question came up"
"But you didn't keep your
pledge" was protested.
"T didn't, and it was on account
of Squar again. When l first pledged
him he had property on Goose creek
and wanted the protection of the
navy. Please read this letter from
him."
The letter read:
Gas I have moved my h%en-roosr
half a mile back from Goose creel
there is no longer any need Of
.
navy. Vote agin' itP'
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
"Our Personal Guarantee
TO all Skin Sufferers
CrenShaW & Young

bottle will cost you nothing. You alone
to Judge.
Again and again we have seen how q
few drops of this simple wash applied
TO the skin. takes away the itch. in
stantly. And the cures all seem to be
permanent.
d. d. D. Prescription made by the
d. d. d. Laboratories of Chicago, is
composed of thymol, glycerine, oil OF
wintergreen and other healing, soothing.
cooling ingredients. And if you are
Just crazy with itch. you will feel
soothed and cooled, the itch absolutely
washed away the moment you applied
this ID. D. ID.
than n family by recommending this
| remedy to a skin sufferer here n
there and we want you TO try IL now
on our positive no-pay guarantee.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
Tagged Train With Shirt.

Tearing his shirt from his back
an Ohio mar tagged a train
and saved it from a wreck, but
H. 7. Aston, Raleigh, N. c.,
once prevented a wreck with
Electric Bitters. 81 was in a
terrible plight when | began to
use them, he writes, 'my stom-
ach, head, back and kidneys were
all badly affected and my liver
was in bad condition, but four
bottles of Electric Bitters made
me feel like a new man" A
trial will convince you of their
~matchless merit for any stomach,
liver or kidney trouble. Price 81
cents at Crenshaw & Youn.
ADV.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
SHOWN BY TIE COCOANUT
Its Voyages to Distant Lands May
Have Taught Anclsnts Art
of Navigation.

Growing on the shores of our con-
tinents and thousands of islands in
the tropical regions Of the Atlantic,
Pacific and Indian oceans, the cocoa
nut has a chance to drop into the
sands or the water and be carried
by the wind or ocean currents to dis
tant lands, perhaps thousands Of
miles away from where the nut
grew, says an exchange.
The %cocoanut is so buoyant and
the shell so waterproof it can remain
in the sea for weeks without decay.
When cast upon the sands of another
island OF perhaps even another con-
tinent, it will start to grow, and this
is the reason it has been very difficult
for scientific men to agree as tc the
origin Of the nut.
Some claim the %cocoanut must
have been the beginning of naviga-
ton, as the natives could not have
had a better example of a sea-going
craft. The shells will float in ever
rough waters for hundreds Of miles
Most mechanical ideas are derived
from some lesson in nature and thu
cocoanut could have taught thu
people of the globe in its early stage
q valnahla lesson
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
s%cRlPTURAL HISTORY.

This is the way Scripture history
worked out at examination time in
the cases of some London school chill
dren:
Cornelius was one of the men to
stone Stephen. He could not through
the stones hard enough, SO he took
Off his coat"
"Ruth was a Woodworking lady.
When she was working in the corn
fields the owner was pleased and said
she could eat with the other ladies"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
USUALLY H CASE.

81 don't like grouchy people. Do
you?"
'They suit me all right" an
swered the druggist. "When a man
comes in with a crouch on | know
he wants to buy something, The
fellow who approaches with a wide
grin either wants to bone me for a
donation or stock me up with some
bum line
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1912-11-29
PERSONALS
SGGSSSSSSS5

Miss Nell Ross spent Sunday
in Kansas City.
Rev. S. Boyd White went to
Glasgow, Mo-, Monday on
business.
Rev. Warren P. Clark went to
Kansas City Monday morning to
spend the day.
Lee Rice and Harry Steele,
who have been visiting relatives
in Lexington, returned to Co.
lumbia Monday morning to re-
sumo their studies in the NJ. S. U
Mrs. w. A. Cornell and
daughter, Miss Kathryn, who
have been attending the More
land McFadin wedding, returned
to their home in Kansas City
Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Glass.
cock returned to their home il
Grand Junction, Colorado, Sat
urday evening after a few days
visit with Mr.. Glasscock's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Glasscock.