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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

as compared for instance to a sample
% oxford university patois which r.
published IN an exchange. * L. said
70 be fairly good example OF the
kind Of noises made az the oldest
seat Of learning IN the world. Here
IL the way Il listens;
"Huno. Thompson, my buck, how
goes it2"
Rotten. smithors, rotten. Guest
at a Cuppor last night. No brekker.
Tried 60 keep a lekker az Johns but
got no farther than the Maggers' Mo-
mugeer when / felt queer and had
to turn back. And the Dasgor's got
his knife into me. Not enough roll
lcrs" ,.,si a.
"Me. too. I'm gated for the rest
OF the term because OF a harmless
little hinge at my digs. say,
Thompson. that week.-mrs. rather
priceless; IN fact quite top-hole."
Neat hut not gaudy. amt az Lord
knows when I shall be able to pay
for H. The wager pager bagger's
simply OVERLOOKING with bills. IN
cidontally I've been having a talk
with the Muggor and he thinks I'm
booked for a gulf Heard that the
Pragger Wager Is coming up 10 us2'
$50 they say. Going 10 be Trim
dog. what's the matter. Thompson
you're not looking very fit? Ought "a
DO meadow every morning"
BY comparison, George AIDE IL re-
ally ineligible. We viii listen viii
eager anticipation for some more
comments from across the pond on
the frightful conversation, ye know
that they use In Hamericky.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05
COMMITTEES MUST
GET DOWN TO
BUSINESS
SAYS HOLT
Nearly Fifty Bills in Senate
and Almost Double Number
in the House; Legislators
Must Hurry to Catch Up.
GOOD FRIDAY OBSERVED;
ADJOURNMENT TAKEN

Especial Telegram 10 IeventnE ReraIdl
Santa he. n. NJ, April 5.-Today
being Good Friday. there viii be no
sessions OF the legislature, the senate
having adjourned until Saturday
morning az ten o'clock and the house
until Monday morning. In the iterlm
howcvr, there win be many committee
meetings, as result o. "a reminder
from Senator Holt just prior TO adj
journment that there were already
nearly flfty bills In the senate and al
most double that many IN the house
but that action on them was impeded
because the committees had not con-
sidered the measures.
Il do not know how the other sena-
tors feel about this natter" said sem
ator Holt. "but / personally am Of the
opinion that Il is time our committee
got down 20 business. We must keep
up with the work before US or We will
be so far behind " the close of this
session we Will never catch up.
Immediately the following commit
tee meetings were announced: Educa-
ton and Judiciary al 10 a. m. Friday:
Finance al p. m. Friday. and state
and County indebtedness az -.
Friday. Senator Bar asked II taere
was TO be a meeting OF the committee
on privileges and elections In the sem
ate Senator Rohnro replied that he
would announces q meeting later. A
contest is pending. before this COM
mittee for the seat Of the senator from
Socorro county.
When the senate met yesterday az
ternoon there were several members
absent. Senator HART sent word that
owing 20 the severe illness OF his
daughter, he could not be present and
he was excused from attendance.
senators Bowman. Suizer Navarro and
Mabry were absent but arrived before
the senate adjourned.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05
SLANG mEnE AND THERE

Taking a queen 20 an See Joint,
as phrase 20 describe the escOrting
Of young lady to am ice cream par
Tor. used by George AIDE, the man who
made slang respectable. not TO say
fashionable. Is cited by one OF AIDES
cnustic critics as unfit language TO
be published IN tho prints. Kansas
university has taken the lead in the
slang Of the Adoian character which
So % be- sternly banlshed from the
campus II Is understood that Chi-
case university, as a matter Of local
Chicago pride Is coming 10 the de-
Tense OF AIDE
II ~ wen 10 look al these things
comparatively once IN while Per-
nonaliy We think that Goorge AIDES
lanruago is refined ana cuphonious
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

The first thing 10 handle VIII be the
trap OF the Republican moral uplift
committee. From the evidence sub
mlttod IL Is not believed that there
will be- a conviction. although the
leaders Of the Republican party are
working very hard 10 have the men
unseatod II the men are not unseat.
cd Il viii be a reflection upon them,
and II they are unseated there will
always be the conviction In the pub
Tic mind that the manager Of the game
changed the rules without informing
al the players.-lsas Cruces Demo.
crat.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05
FULL LIST OF MEASURES
INTRODUCED N SEM TI

IN AAA1hfAA VAL - 7AfaN - -
The bills thus FAR introduced in the
senate are as follows. Senate Bill No.
i. by squire HART, providing for
amendment Of The constitution 10
eliminate the language qualification.
Passed under suspension of the rules.
senate Bill No 2, By J. r. Hinkle,
an act fixing the time for holding the
regular terms Of the district court In
the fifth judicial district. Committee
on Judiciary
Senate BIN No. Q. by J. T. Evans,
an act 20 regulate the manufacture,
storage and sale Of explosives, and
providing penalties Tor violations Of
this act. Committee on state Affairs.
Senate Bin No. 4, by r. u. Burns,
an act In reference 20 bribery, att
tempts 10 bride ana offers to accept a
brlbc. Committee on Judiciary
Senate Bili 80. 8, by W -, walton,
an act TO restrain suppress and pun-
lsh corrupt practices In connection
with public elections. Committee on
Privileges and Elections.
sonpte Ril NO. g, by W NJ. Mccoy,
am act defining fences and providing
for the establishment % fences and
fence districts nd procedure for the
recovery Of damages by trespasslng
stock IN such districts Committee on
Judiciary
senate Bin 80, 2, by j. f. Hinkle.
an act providing Tor the government
OF certain cities by commission
Committee on judiciary.
Senate Bin 80. s.. By w. B, Walton,
an act 20 secure the purity Of the cleo
ton OF judges. Committee on jude
larry
senate Bili, 40. ., by Isaac Barth'
an act 90 enable cities and towns TO
Incorporate under the commission
form Of government and authorizing
Incorporated towns 10 rC-incorporate
under this act. Committee on jude
larry
senate Bll 80. 10, by Isaac Borth'
an act relating 90 primary election
providing for the organization ana
government of political parties Conn
mittee on Judiciary.
Senate Bill no. A., by w. b. wal
ton. an act relative 10 the publication
OF legal notices regulating me price
to be charged for publication. COM
mittee on Judiciary.
senate Bill No. ~, by william NC
Coy. liking the time for holding cour.
In me third judicial district Passed
under suspension of the rules.
Senate Bill NO. 10, by q" J. Mahry'
an act for the promotion OF oduea-
ton ana providing for the selection
of students from the several oounues
for the several state institutions OF
learning. the selections 90 De made
by tho several boards of county Gem
miaslonors and county superintend-
ents Committee on Education
senate Biii no ia, by A. J. Evans
an act prohibiting nepotism. COM
mlitco on Judiciary,
senate nlll 80. l5, by y. H. Pan"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

commission and naming the salaries
for same and providing for the neces-
sary expenses OF the state Corpora
ton commission Committee on FL
nance.
senate BIN No. a., by a. J. Evans.
an act 20 establish BOARD of medical
examiners 10 regulate tho practice OF
medicine and osteOpathy. Committee
on State Affairs.
senate BIN No. g. by r. J. Mabry. an
act fixing the time OF holding cleo
tons FOR members OF boards OF cduca-
ton IN cities. Committee on Privi-
leRoz and Elections.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05
NOT a BAD SHOWING.

The production OF coal In New
Mexico for 1911 was two and "A half
per cent larger than the preceding
year. according 10 the annual report
of Coal Mine Inspector Joe T.. shor-
dan which has just been sent out
from the government printing Office.
This increase was shown in spite Of
various adverse conditions. The re-
port is complete resume OF the coal
mining Industry in the state OF New
Mexico. with fun descriptions Of the
various mines visited The total
amount mined IN the year was
9.87s.Ois.97 tons and the production
of coke 1855 tons. a total OF
3563 persons were employed. Hela-
lions between producers and miners
were harmonious and there was a de-
crease OF fatalities In the mines. 4
number OF new mines were reopened
or opened during the year, while two
mines suspended operations Perhaps
the best feature Of the report IL that
IL does not chronicle any OF the tor
rible holocausls with wholesale snuff
ing out Of nfo which have been oc-
curing with such frightful frequency
IN other states of the Union.
The tremendous coal resources OF
New Mexico arc ntile realized by the
country at large and tho distribution
Of this report win help 80 enllghten
the public.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

A million FOR good roads In Now
Mexico Is not such an awful lot when
you consider some Of our distances
and the relative infroquoncy of our
really good highways In spite OF tho
vast progress that has been made in
fho past few years, Anyhow Il o.
better 20 ask a million and get five
thousand than 10 ask for five thou
sand nno ser left.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

The Albuquerque Herald ran under
the suggestive caption. "Aheml" our
remnrk about there being no wine
at Governor McDonald's inaugural.
Where was Il We saw that statement,
anyway 9-.MelrOse Index.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05
A Free Hand.

DR.. Wiley Is going TO lecture H'
can do the food dopers almost a.
much harm that way as he could IA
Office, especially with the fussy Ole
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05
II Stands Alone.

This iireless cooking, paper bag
'cooking and cookless cooking may be
all right for those who don't know
any better, but they can In no sense
compare with the cooking that moth
or use TO do.-.l.akewood Progress.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

A prudent mother Is aswnya on the
watch for symptoms OF worms IN her
chlldrVn Paleness lack OF interest m
play, and peeYishnoss Is the signal for
WHITES CREAM VERMlFUGE. a
few doses of this excellent remedy
puts an end 10 'ho worms and the
child soon acts naturally Price loc
per bottle. Sold by an druggists.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

In the light of the late primary II
President Taft can nOt carry New
York In November, who can?-Phoe-
nix Republican.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

The presidential situation continues
about as clear as mud. --Amislad
Trihune-Herald.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

secretary OF agriculture watching for
Ia chance TO suppress him.-Phoenix
Gazette.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-05

MOLAssEs mixed with llmowater
as n road surfacer Is being expert
mented With by the government ~
thls succeeds an we need 20 do 10 n2
the road Ia front ~ our cosy home b
to take the syrup pitcher out ana
Hprinkle awhile.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14
STOMACH GONE BAD
SOUR, Classy, UPSET p?
"Pape's Diapepsfn'' Cures Indigestion
Gas, Heartburn or Dyspepsia
in Five Minutes.

Time it, In five minutes all stom-
ach distress will go. No indigestion
heartburn, sournesS or belching OF
gas, acid, or quotations of undigested
food, no dizziness, bloating, foul
breath or headache.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t is the surest. quickest and most
certain remedy in the whole world
and besides it is harmless.
Millions of men and women now
eat their favorite foods without fear
they know now it is needless to have
a bad stomach.
Please. for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store and put your
stomach right. Don't keep on being
miserable-life is too short-you are
not here long, so make your stay
agreeable. Eat what you like and
digest it; enjoy 1t, without dread of
rebellion in the stomach.
Diapepsin belongs in your home
anyway. 1t should be kept handy
should one of the family eat some
thing which doesn't agree with them
or in case of an attack of indigestion,
dyspepsia, sastritis or stomach de-
rangement at daytime or during the
night it is there to give the quickest,
surest relief known. ADV.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14

no just right or title to a place on the
Republican ballot. Roosevelt, Stubbs
Capp-r and all P1;sr asives wera
roughly handled by Senator Curtis and
the big crowd yelled it's approval
Senator Curtis and Farmer A. w
Smith will be kept busy '.T-il the close
of the campaign. They the making
81 eeches under the auspices of the Re
publican League and W: continue to
make speeches until The close of the
feht.
The Bull Moose in Kansas needs hay.
IL a display advertisement published
in morning paper, the voters are
Urged to contribute to the Republican
cause. From all appearances, the poll
hin ON bare rations. The RepUt Ii
can state committee IS n debt 1,500.
For several weeks the Democratic
headquarters have been soliciting cam
paign funds, the Republican league has
had a hard struggle financially, but
has issued no appeals for relief. And
the Bull Moose bellows for 1av.
One half the bale will y to the ma
t.onal cause and the remainder will be
used to save Kansas.
Former United States Senator j.
Ralph Burton was in Topeka Sunday
for the first time in several months.
Burton his Joined the Democrats and
this year is the Democratic nominee
for representative in Saline county.
And it looks as though he may be
elected, too.
This is a Democratic year in Kan
sas and the nation, according to the
view that Burton takes of the politi-
cal situation. He believes that Wilson
will carry Kansas by a tremendous
majority. that Stubs and Capper and
the Bull Moose candidates on the Re
publican ticket will be defeated. As
for Saline county, the former sena-
tor is positive that his county will line
up in the Democratic column.
by several hundred said Burton, land
1 think Stubs will be badly beaten
there. Capper is little stronger, per-
in the district except possibly ottawa
county, which is the home of his OPP
ponent, Congressman R. r. Rees.''
Burton declined to discuss his own
candidacy further than to state that
he believed he would be elected.
In Cloud county the Democrats have
planned a school house campaign and
will be busy until election day. They
opened the fight Saturday night in
Glasco, when A. B. Carney and Con-
gresham George A. Nicely. Of the
Seventh district, spoke to a large
crowd Tonight a number of candi-
dates will speak in Jamestown Ii
is proposed to visit practically every
school district in Cloud county before
the close of the camraign-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14

men and senators. 1t IS clear that he
hurt the fellows who We're waiting their
turn to get an annual graft of twenty
five thousand dollars for state print
ing and also the fellows who were N
line for state treasurer and the big
graft in the way of interest on deposits
that he helped so ably to cut off and put
into the state treasury tic he credit %
the people.
4 could multiply the hurtfu1 things
that Stubs has done 20 grafters all
night, but the people know them too
well already"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14
BAN ON RAG time DANCE
Chicago Dancing Masters VIII Allow
Only Waltz and TwO-Step.

Chicago, Oct. 14.-eventy-two dancing
masters, operating a many dance halls,
voted to eliminate the rag time dance
and its accompanying music from their
places of entertainment at meeting last
night. A motion that only the waltz and
two-step be allowed hereafter was car
ried unanimously.
Every section of Chicago was repre-
scented at the meeting 1t was agreed that
a notice of the discontinuance of rag
time" be posted in every hall and that
the entrance fee should be refunded 70
patrons who complained that they had
not been sufficiently entertained because
of the absence of it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14
POLITICAL GOSSIP.
Curtis and ''Farmer'' Smith Will Stay
in Campaign to Finish.

The auditorium in Manhattan was
unable to accommodate the crowd
which went to hear United States Sen
a.or Curtis last Saturday night. Re
ports from the meeting indicate that
1aore than 200 people We're turned away
because every foot of seating and
standing room in the rig hall was
taken.
Curtis talked state AMI national is
sues and devoted much of his time to
TIE Bull Moose candidates whom he
declared are not Republicans and have
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14
AT THE THEATERS.

Old Heidelberg, with lots of singing
and incidental music begins tonight at
the Majestic and will be the attrac-
ton there for the current week. This
play is typical college play with
lots of life and action, the cast of
the Majestic Players are well adapted
to their parts and meriterious per-
Torrance is assured. On account of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14

You might as we'll be smoking Ea
vana. Ten cents for an Aurora gets
yoU the imported leaf.-Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14

Lidzy's Hand Made is a &c smoke
with 10c f1avor.-Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14

The management of the Novelty
promises a strong bill for this theater
beginning with a matinee today. The
five acts offered are new to Topekans
and have just completed playing on the
larger eastern circuits.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-14

this play consisting of five acts, the
curtain will rise promptly at O'Clock
each evening.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-06-20
The Control of the Car.
the New York Evening sun.

From the New York Evening sun.
The extraordinary control which the
driver of an automobile has over his
car was we'll illustrated in the expert
ments conducted by the aldermanic
committee last week. The assertion
was made by the manager of the Auto
mobile Dealers Association that a
chauneur can stop his car in time to
avoid collision. no matter how fast
he is travelling. provided he catches
sight OF the obstacle one second before
he is upon it. This sounds like fairy
tale. For even the moderate speed
of an automobile Is the speed of To-
cal railroad train. and the speeding
car can race with an express train.
But the experiments showed that the
assertion was not far from the truth.
large heavily loaded touring car
was used for the tests, which began
with moderate speed of 10 miles. At
this rate car travels about % feet
In a second. The car was stopped
by the application Of the foot brake
In less than Is feet, or not much over
car length. At a speed of 90 miles
the car stopped in 25 feet-as against
80 feet. the distance that would be
miles. the car stopped in SO feet-as
against SO feet. the distance that would
be Travelled in a second. Above this
speed the record was not so good The
tests at 3O-mile speed showed con-
siderable variation. and in one case the
car ran SO feet before stopping The
best record at this speed was 48 feet 9
inches-as against "A feet. the distance
that would be travelled in a second
Probably at higher speeds the results
would have been somewhat more un-
certain. But the ability of the driver
to avoid an accident If he sees his dan
ger second or two in advance seems
UNREASONABLE.
This marvellous control Of the car by
no means justifies speeding on ordi-
nary city streets. however. There the
actual distance travelled after the ap-
plication of brakes is about the only
factor worth considering. For the un-
expected is constantly happening on
crowded thoroughfare. and a small
fraction of a second is often all the
interval available in which to avoid
disaster. We think Alderman Folks is
right in contending that a speed above
twenty miles is never safe on any or
binary thoroughfare. Perhaps certain
parkways could be set aside on which
speed of thirty miles might be per
m1tted. But prevailing limit of
twenty miles seems a fair figure. hay-
Ing regard to all the interests con-
cerned.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-06-20
THE CHARM OF PERSIA.
Horses Play With the Children and
Muleteers Speak Verse.
rom the London STANDARD.

i rom the London StanGafd.
Persia is essentially a land of the
SUM- said Sir Mortimer Durand. land l
noticed when | Was in Persia that Euro
peans who had lived there for time
We're always anxious 10 go back. There
is no need and little incentive, TO travel
fast in Persia For one thing, there are
no opportunities TO do so, and when one
becomes used 10 camping with camels
and mules one prefers that to railway
luxury"
Why build a road. was the question of
an anna zed tribesman. whose soul re
soiled al the thought OF straight line OF
beaten track II was really a nuisance,
for there were no stones where the feet
could hold on by" he explained.
Among the Arabs of the plains the rea-
son for the docility and gentleness Of
their horses 10 easily discovered. The
animals play with the children. know
them and understand them. with the re-
suit that there is a bond between man
and beast rarely seen elsewhere.
In Sinka," said the. lecturer. my wife
had an Arab horse which used 10 come
walking into the house He would walk
in at dinner party and put his head
over your shoulder for bit of bread
quite naturally. But 1t may. not have
been good for the carpets" On the
mountain sides the horses are as sure
footed as goats. and Will leap from rock
10 rock with their riders with cool as
surance.
There is no need for "back-to-the-
land movement in Persia The people
have never left 1t. and the Persian peas
ant is one OF the happiest In the world.
Some Of the tribes know no other bread
than that made from acorns. They
steep the acorns in running water for a
time and then break them up and manu-
facture their bread with the same DELHI
Grafton as they murmur their poetry.
One is led to the conclusion that the
country creates roets automatically.
Only a churl would refuse to be poet
in land where blue sky looks down
on winter snow apd oxen tread out the
corn. Even In the night the traveller has
the chirp of the little owl for lullaby
and the bells of the mules for solace.
But by peculiar law. which Is past
comprehension, Omar khayyam is almost
ignored His poems do not fnd such
ready response among his modern coun-
trymen as they find in the west. Even
the late shah repudia ted them and laugh
ed when his name was mentioned by Sir
Mortimer Durand
II was asked by the Omar Society. he
said, Ito see If the, shah would cause
Omars grave to be set in repair, but
when / spoke % the old shah during an
audience he sat in his chair and laughed