The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-02-02

her | reached out and took the hand.
bag. Then looked at her triumphant.
ly, condescendlngly, accusingly. AT
least, / started out with the intention
OF crushing her with that sort OF a
gaze, but never completed it, because
we'll, you see, 1t wasn't Emma!
1T was, however, a perfectly good
imitation of her and she was both
scared to death, hopping mad and
ready for Mysteries. There was one
awful second when she opened her
lips to scream and at that instant the
crossing policeman looked ten feet
high to me and fierce In proportion.
In the last panic of desperation /
| grabbed her arm SO hard that it hurt
her so she couldn't yell and pleaded
for my life. | gasped out that 1t was
a mistake and she Indignantly as
sured me 1t certainly was, the biggest
mistake of my life, but that that was
what they all said when they got
caught.
II assured her that I thought she
was my Cousin Emma and she looked
at me scornfully. She was beginning
to get back her breath and her cour-
age. She said no doubt Cousin Emma
was most estimable person, but she
didn't thank me for taking her for the
| cousin Of pickpocket and opened her
mouth again to scream. | think |
scream was lost. / never before talk
ed so fast in my life or so much. It
was like having three seconds before
the drop was sprung to say all
wanted to say. told her all about my
great,grandfather who was in the Rev.
dictionary war and the new house
was building and how respectable the
club were to which / belonged and
how had credit at all the stores.
EITHER I led her to think I was in
sane and dangerous or else my piteous
gaze reused spark of humanity in
her. because by the time the crowd
had drawn the policeman TO us she
quite snapped at him and told him
nothing was the trouble and to go
back to waving his hand at automo-
btfes and let her manage her own sf {
fairs. Anyhow, she let me stink
away without raising any row. I'm
still shakingI"
Il expect she didn't mind so much,
because she'd spent all her money for
Christmas, and there wasn't anything
In the pocket book" said one of the
other men. I'm not precisely breath
less over your very narrow escape,
because l had one that was so
much worse a short time ago Say,
couldn't blind man with his head
In sack tell from one brief glance
at me that I am a respectable, strait.
laced family man? Could any one ever
mistake me for gay and FOSTERING
blade, or does any one exist who would
dream Of accusing me of flirting?
well, the other night was taking
my wife and Jones wife downtown to
dinner. Jones was to join us at the
cafe. ! stopped to buy a paper and the
women walked on ahead. 1t was ter.
rtbly crowded on the streets that time
OF the evening, and my wife Is so used
to being looked after that was
afraid she would walk under an auto.
mobile or sit down and rest on the
car tracks or something, so | tore after
them. ! caught up just as my wife
stepped off the sidewalk to the cross.
ing. Slipping my hand under her ell.
bow, | leaned over close and said dis.
tmctly-oh, most dlstinctly-'Be care
full, dearie, about crossing the
street,"
Wasn't 1t your wife,"
"Of course mott" shouted the man
who was telling the story. IT'S never
your wife In a situation like that!
Say. the things that woman said
to me then and there The memory of
them wakes me up In the night and
they make frescoes all over any wall |
look at! What did ] do? What can |
man do when a woman possessing |
fine and fluent command of English |
and plenty 3 time starts In to relate !
her opinion Of him to his face? ri
gasped Ike a goldfish on land and !
turned pea green and maybe | got |
down on my knees to her and prayed |
I'm not sure.
MY wife and Mrs Jones we're a
block ahead and was glad they were, |
because my wife is--er--excitable I !
didn't want to have to explain to her,
too.
a"Nothing on this earth would have
saved me from being handed over to
the policeman by that woman II a
passing truck horse hadn't chewed Ter
hat under the impression thai the
green leaves on it were real. In the
excitement took to my heels. ran
as though had robbed the bank and
had five minutes too few to catch the
train.
Then my wife made mo take a bit.
ter tonic three times day for week
because ] had no appetite for dinner
that night"
Wonderful lmasin stlca.
~ ptr hoe NUura No. q, ct.,.n |