The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-12-03
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PEOPLE IN
OURVILLAGE

HY MARDEN took in the picture
show the other night.
CONG. JOHN PETERSON of the Hub
was in our midst for little while to-
day He is not putting on any flesh
since election.
OUR politicians who bull moosed at
the Gary dinner have returned back
home
THERE will be dram, ent. at
the opera house by the school children
next Friday eve We understand 1t is
something about how to handle a
cranky woman and will knock the spots
off any box social oyster sup ever
seen in our village.
rose WOODS. sometimes known as
Bolivar" one of local J. Oscar
Fishers, we understand is to be tied
up in a nuptial knot Dec. 81. II he does
it will be the last thing he ever does
this year.
THE Malcolm Clevelands, who ct tur-
key with the folks at Cleveland on
Thanksgiving. are come back
MANAGER HANKENSON of the op
era house reports an accident to one
of the burlesquers the other night She
fell on her exit but will recover.
Ye ed acknowledges an invite to the
Indiana Society banquet. If somebody
VIII take care of the baby we will be
there.
HON. vIRG. REITER of the sup. ct.
goes in a special car to Washington
tomorrow He will have on the car,
though.
FEW of our citizens are Sarah
Bernhardting these days. They can
see Just as many exciting gestures at
the Standard for nothing
VIM THUM. the refner has put his
automobile in moth balls for the win
ter.
CLOSED season for turkey croquettes.
| GET your alfalfa shipped before the
18th inst.
| JAKE SCHLOER, who can phit phut
with shoe leather as well rs anybody
we ever saw, says he admires The
TINES because it talks right out in
meeting That's what we're in town
| for, Jake.
| JOHNNY ROHDE, our local Chick
| Evans is going to run for mayor on a
golf ticket next year. John can have
| our vote Just as soon as he can do
eighteen holes in bogey with a putter-
| THE Missus is crochetting a mufffer
| for Christmas and hate to be over
stocked. This ought to be hint enough.
We need snuf1ers not muffiers.
CITIZENS of our village note that
| Doc Weis the health officer. is the
jump these days. He says he is going
! to enforce the quarantines or bust a
gallus. A word to the Weis is suffi-
| cient.
DAN MORAN, the bull rnooser who
has been West Badening for couple
of weeks. says number seven is as fine
| as ever
FOR EXCHANGE. job printing for
bush of turnips and cabbage.-Adv-
SERIOUS accusations may come up
| we understand, at the country club
about Pete Meyn training his dog to
retrieve golf balls. Murray Turner
says you can buy all the scotland balls
off Pete that you want.
THE bull moosers in our city are
planning the big eats for a celebra-
ton. We have not been invited. The
b. MS are pretty particular.
OLD HARRY JOHNSON. who had
measles in his family so he had to use
an antisceptic wash every time he wait
ed on a customer, is glad he don't have
to wash any more.
AS long as this fine weather lasts
Walter Conkey. our enterprising print
er. says he will not put his Clan Nc
GiIicuddy sweater in moth balls.
FRIEND of ours says he is a mere
lodger in his wife's house. Heavens
What more can he want2
IF it is true that the early bir6
catches the W. we sure to have
about Is postmasters two years from
now
AID. EBERT is the proudest man II
town since Fritz made the All-West-
ern and is going to give him fine
Xmas pres.
; OUR pop. young druggist. vernit
Summers, at whose house the stort
paid a visit. can't understand what dif-
ference it makes to old Doc Wiley
whether 1t hurts an oyster to eat it ol
not. t. e. If old D. W. cares anything
! for his boy
SIBLEY street is certainly picBins
up Mat Hilbrieh bought pound o
cheese for his free lunch bowl the 9th
er day. Have one on us, Mat,
LOAD of hay was seen on oul
streets Saturday afternoon.
1T is reported that some of our towr
dads want to go back to tn kerosen,
oil lighting system for our streets
SEVERAL of our best citizens are get
ing In their cordword.
SINCE we announced that the storl
was preparing TO visit our fair city
several have been on the qui vive
HOW much wood have you TO trade
for a pair of wool mitts and a second
hand pr of galoshes ADV.