The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-07-08
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ROCHESTER, (Ind) man was mar
ried nine times and is now insane No
comment
IF papa ever gets into the White
House those three Wilson girls will
have no trouble at all in finding hus-
bands
PROBABLY old Mic himself: Miss
Ellen Hansen was followed by man
with an iron leg last evening. who later
followed Miss Ella Modrock and nearly
kidnapped her only for the police arrest
ing him in me."-Stieglitz Park cor
respondence to THE TIMES.
NOW. whereinell is this Stieglitz
Park we hear SO much about?" writes
Judge Huber
IT'S good thing that the state SUI
preme court has decided that Tommy
Marshall can't give Indiana a new con-
stitution or else he'd want to be revis-
ing the declaration of Independence If
he ever went down to Washington
SEE by the. dispatches that Mrs.
woodrow w. is too wrapped up in her
husbands prospects, etc" II lot of
other wives around here were satisfied
10 be wrapped in prospects instead
of hundred dollar garments their hub
bys would be infinitely happier.
ITCHY days fnSGrifnth: The chick
enpox has about run its course here
among the children and is now turning
Its attention to the older people, Jas.
Miller the crossing Waterman. is the
first victim. Mr.. Miller says 1t Is no
| fool affair."-Griffth correspondence to
The TINES
HOBART dry goods store is advertis-
| ing bath caps for the ladies. From
which we infer that the aristocracy
down there has bought a few showers.
THESE little interurban companies
we have around Lake county are GER
| tainly playful One of them is always
trying to tie up the other with injunc-
| tions.
| BRO. WTLLUM ]. BRYAN doesn't
| want to step into Mizzouri. Champs
| houn' dawg Is liable to bite him
THE hi kost or engagements: "Dia
| monds have gone up another per cent
/ cent
| CONSTABLE L. A. TITUS the last
Of the Gary guards 70 return from
| Baltimore. arrived home last night
Gary Post Thank heavens, They are
all gathered in now and no bail money
was necessary either.
| NOTICE by the dispatches that Mrs.
Madeline Force Aston Is to have an heir
in August. Bet you no editors here
| abouts have the nerve to make any To-
| cal August predictions
| A NEBRASKA town is sounding the
tom toms because it has built church
| in a day. Now we know where the
/ Rev. Neis Trimble, late of Gary, Is put
| ting up.
THERE are no electric fans in the
home of Hennery Coldbottle for tho
| simple reason that the draft they pro-
duce blows the foam off the Bud
PERHAPS you have noticed that
John D. was among those that didn't
pay for his buns when that n. Y. firm
failed the other day This practically
kills off Whiting s chances of getting
that sanitary drinking fountain from
| Jawn.
IN the great battle between the COL
onels and the governors the CUBS APP
pear TO have won by healthy margin.
THE Greater Joy is the title of a
new book. To that Hessville subscrib-
er who inquired about 1t we will say
that 1T has nothing to do with Mayor
| Knots. decision to be good and quiet
from now on.
BEN LYNCH and wife witnessed the
ball game between the Chicago and De-
troit teams esterday."-Lowell cor
respondenee to THE TIMES.
Hurrah for Ben for taking friend
| wife along with him, A good example
for other fans to follow.
AN eastern lheiress has married after
IS years OF courtship In any event she
ought to have great solace in the fact
that he didn't wait that long for her
money.
| AND old Uncle walt Mason also.
Maybe he'll write rose-poem about
it.
II HAPPY daysi The presidential can
didates aren't the only ones in print
Most everybody is in the sheets these
hot nights.
| Our idea of nothing to do would be
to be member of that crowd of l.5ot