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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
ENTERS OLYMPIC rRY.ouTs.
Guy E. Reed. a Nebraska Uniycrsit,
Splinter. 10 Make Trial.

SpTintcr. 10 Make Trial.
Lincoln. Neb.. May Guy T..
Reed. a sprinter at the Nebraska uni
versitN Was yesterday entered in the
Olympic try-outs to be held at the
northwestern university the first
week in June. Louis Anderson, the
champion distance runner Of Nebras-
ka will later send in an application
and may be more Nebraska en-
try.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
FAMOUS skATER SECRETARY,

The secretary Of the Svenska Rodd-
forbundet. the Swedish Rowing ASSOC
citation. which will have control of
the Olympic regatta. 10 Ulrich Sal
chow. the famous skater. for several
year.. champion. Of the world.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
X
White Sox Beat Tigers,

Detroit. May 2.--Detroit played
miserably and making nine errors
and Chicago Won the final game of
the series by a score of 5 to ?. Cobb's
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

IOWA TAKES UP SOCCER.
Iowa university is the latest to take
up soccer football.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
NOT TO DE

SULLIVAN NOT TO DEFEND TITLE
Jim Sullivan. the middleweight box
ing champion of England, has decided
not to defend his title and has re-
turned the Lord Lonsdale Champion
ship belt to the National Sporting
club of London.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Thirteen Innings.

st. Louis. May .~.--cinripnatI won
from st, Louis by finding lHu-
dermilk for three runs i'm tn" lhir-
teenth. \ base on balls. an "rror. a
Wild pitch and three singles gave the
run. The game Was one of the long
est ever seen here. three hours and
thirty minutes being required for tho
thirteen innings.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
CORNELL TO SF.ED MOAKLEY
TO OLYMPICS.

Students at Cornell university. plan
to have Coach Jack Moakiey go to
the Olympic games at their expense.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

BOWLERS MAY ADOPT NEW RULE
New York bowlers may adopt in
dividual registration instead of club
membership. AS has been in force.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Bender Defeated.

Philadelphia, MAY 2.-Ncw York
defeated Philadelphia. 3 To ,, in a
pitchers battle between Ford and
Bender yesterday afternoon and the
winning run was scored. after ono
man was out in tn" ninth inning. on
Collins tumble of GarGncr's ground
or. the %later's steal and Streets
single. Bender famed ten batsmen.
r. II. r.
Philadelphia ........... ! =
New York 3 \ |
Bender and Thomas: Turd and
Street.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

MILWAUKEE SCHOOLS QUIT
BASEBALL.
Milwaukee high schools have drop
ped baseball.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Poor Pla,in" Responsible.

Kansas City. May 2.-~Puor playing
behind Hornsby lost the game for
Kansas City yesterday. Toledo Win
ming in the ninth : to 4. IIornSty
allowed hut six hits. scattered through
as many innings.
Kansas City 1
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
JEFFERSON PLANS BOXlNG
STADIlN.

'Tricity a. c.. of J~effersonville. Ind.
plans tn build a boxing stadium out.
side of the above city.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02

LOU DILLON TO BE BRED.
Lou Dillon. 1858 1-2. will be bred
to Atlantic Express. 2:OS Ia.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
TO ROW AT
OJYNpICS

OlI1 MIl0S.
Argonauts of Toronto will be the
only Canadian oarsnan at the
Olympic regatta.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
WISCONSIN PLANS CREW RACES

University of Wisconsin may hold
interclass crew, ace this summer for
the first time in the history Of rowing
at the Madison institution.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
Telephone 7

steal of home i'm the. first inning and
Wravcr's fielding featured.
r. II. L.
Detroit 2
Y llItdSo - =
Mullin and Stanasc: Ecnz. Walsh
and Block and Kuhn.
Boston Defeated.
Washington. May l. Boston made
its first appearance here of the sea
son and vas defeated by WASH
ineton , to !, a wild pitch by Wood
in the ninth inning letting i'm the win
ming run. Hughes wrcnchcd a ligH-
rlent in the fourth inning and had to
retire in favor of Walker.
r.. III. T..
Washington ............ IS 4
Boston ! l
Hughes, Walker and Henry; Weed
and Carrigan.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-05-02
NELSON TO COACH BRITISH .ATH.
lIvO>G-G

Alexander Nelson. trainer of the
Cambridge university athletic team,
coach for tho British team for the
Olympic games newt June.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-17

Before letting contract for house, see
Asahi 4 20 Best workmanship and
materials. Phone 1926 eos Bere-
tania: 5227-3m
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CREDIT ZOE LApIEs.
LADIES, REApy,To.wEAR.
CREDIT FOR MEN.

A little down and little each payday
will keep you well dressed. The
Model. Fort St., next to the Convent.
5277a
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Miss Nellie Johnson, dressmaker.
Dressmaking of every description.
Union st. 5277
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DEVELOPING AND PRINTING.

City Photo Co., formerly K w. Henry
Film developing and printing at
special rates. 81 Hotel st. 5277
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New cottages, Fort Street Extension.
Rents, SIS and SIS. Apply Tim Kee.
King and Alakea SITS. 5270-Im
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VAN IS
ID
DREssMAkER.

cut by French system
Shampooing and manicuring done at
Room los Majestic Hotel. cor. Bere-
tania and Fort. 52S2-1ml
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S. Shiraki cor Nuuanu and Beretania
Paper hanging and house painting
New stock of tools just arrived.
5252-3m
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Kawaguchi. SOC N. King: Tel. 2o7s.
Mems shirts, ladies' and .children's
dresses. 52s2-smI
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Buildings. paper-hanging. painting, re-
pairing: materials supplied Mat
tress and pillows TO order. Full line
Of furniture in stock. Wing Tai &
Co., 1916 Nuuanu. 5269-3m
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Building. stone and cement work, paint
ing. paper hanging. Plans drawn. K.
Onomoto. Beretania and Maunakea.
5270-3m
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Sunrise Dyeing House. 1886 Fort: Tel.
1927 We also clean hats 5264-3m
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K Horiuchi. Liliha. mr.. King: Tel. 1901.
Bids on contracts for building. paint
ing and paper-hanging. Work guar
anteed Is years experience.
5250-3m
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w AN is
{;
-
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.

George Yamada. general contractor.
Estimates furnished. 2Os McCandless
Bldg: Phone 2l57.
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Asahi, 564 N. King; Tel. 1927. Clothe,
called for and delivered. Mending.
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Carriages. wagons. autos. signs. Our
head painter for 10 years in Oahu Ry.
carshops. City Auto Painting Co..
Queen. opp. City Mill lumber yard.
5270-3m
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Inter-Island and Oahu Railroad ship
ping books at Star Bulletin Office. If
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Mrs. Cannon, dressmaker. Evening
gowns a speciality. Beretania ST.;
Phone 1884. 5277
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09

DR.. Mullins came up from Atlantic
Thursday and performed an operation
on the throat of little Kathrine Nymand.
Mrs. p. G.. Jensen of Monssoulix
Mont. returned home Tuesday after a
ten days visit with relatives here.
Mrs Geo. McNary of Audubon spent
Thursday night at the home of her
brother, L. NJ. Parrot and wife.
The baby of Willie Esbeck and wife
that has been i'll for some time with
whooping cough is improving
Rose Christensen of Atlantic was out
ar the home of her brother, Jens, west
of town few days last week.
Vivian Bartlett and Mrs. Marinus
Jensen were calling on friends in Extra
Saturday afternoon.
Agnes Miller has been absent from
school at Extra for the past week on
account Of illness.
The Brayton school had picnic Sat,
urday with which it closed for the
summer vacation.
Sam NcGaffin from over on Trouble
some was shaking hands with Brayton
friends Saturday.
Peter Jacobsen has his cellar COM
pleted and will move his house in from
the country soon.
Luther Hensley and wife of Extra
spent Sunday with her parents, Dr.
Koob and wife.
John Hansen and wife of Atlantic
spent Sunday at the Jesse Nymand
home.
Hazel Gill of Extra was the guest of
Mrs. Floyd Freeman the first of the
week.
Mrs. F. l., Freeman and daughter,
Marie, were Atlantic shoppers Saturday.
Ed Johnson of Audubon was tran.
sacting business in Brayton Saturday.
Mrs. o. F. Ide and daughter made a
shopping trip to Atlantic Saturday.
Mrs. Andrew Jensen of Extra spent
Sunday with Gladys Chamberlain.
Mayme and John Bertlesen returned
Saturday from a visit at Omaha.
Geo. Jones is reported to be very low,
with no hope for his recovery.
J. F. Bergh of Atlantic was in Bray
ton on business Tuesday.
Earl Brown had business calling him
to Hamlin Monday.
Miss Marie Powers returned from At
lantic Saturday. sag...r ..
Peck Smith of Extra was in Brayton
Tuesday. r.,.. ,... ....... .
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09
GRAY.

DR.. J. E. Myers, graduate of the
Illinois Medical College of Chicago,
Glass of 1907 and late Inferno of the
Illinois Hospital, Chicago, of Lansing,
Iowa, has decided to permanently locate
at Gray and is now arranging an office,
and will attend all calls day or night
Phone central, Gray.
The entertainment given at the NJ. w.
A. Hall Tuesday night by the Masquers
Misses Pearle Eddy and Edna Rogers
was success Each of the ladies did
their part fine.
The Rebekah ladies and few other
friends were entertained last Wednes-
day at the Chas McLachlin home. A
lunch was served and all enjoyed them
selves.
Mrs. Edison Farrell's mother, Mrs.
Stanhope and her niece, Mics Poland,
of Estherville came last Thursday even
ing TO visit a few days.
Mae Delaney went down to Extra,
Saturday morning to visit with her
sister Francis Delaney returning home
Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Settlemire who have
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09

been visiting their daughter, Mrs. Johr
WEIGH returned to their home in Audi
bon Tuesday.
Mrs Thompson and Mrs Tom Wi sor
of Manning were here one day last week
visiting at the home of Mrs. Maggie
Wilson.
Preaching services in the U B. church
Sunday evening at 500 o'clock and
Young Peoples meeting at 700 o'clock.
Preaching services in the Methodist
church Sunday afternoon at 800 o clock
Sunday school at 200 o'clo k.
Mrs Louis Groteluschens sister, Miss
Ella Ahrmes. returned to her home in
Nebraska last Wednesday.
Vera Arnold went up to Manning
Saturday night TO attend a party given
in honor of Bill Shrum.
Miss shrum of Manning came Tues.
day to visit at the Frank Mclaughlin
home few days.
The Briggs Bros. near Gray purchas.
ed new Ford automobile the first of
the week.
Frank Mclaughlin and children We're
down to Audubon last Sunday.
Libby Lewis was Manning shopper
Tuesday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09
KIMBALLTON.

Tuesday of last, week the Whist Club
gathered at the Peter Lykke home and
presented him with a beautiful watch
fob in token of his superior ability tc
play whist.
Little Gunvor Appel, who was takeI
seriously i'll last week, is at this writing
getting along as well as can be expected
The Danish summer school north OF
town started last week with Mr. Chris
tiansen, from Denmark, as teacher.
Jens West, Peter Malskiar. Anna and
Gudrun Overgaard and Marie Malskjar
visited in Harlan. Sunday.
Anna Overgaard left for Des Moines
Wednesday where she intends to stay
during the summer. ,,'.
Hans Madsen attended a convention
in Council Bluffs Tuesday, held by the
Iowa State Bankers.
Prof. Appel from Grand View College
gave lecture to the young people Sun
day afternoon.
Miss Josephine Gibbs of Harlan spen,
a few days of last week at the Hans
Madsen home.
Chr. Hansen moved his house on the
lot he bought of F. G.. Muller last weeR
Albert Hansen of Harlan made briei
visit with relatives here last week.
Rev. Jorgensen returned from his trir
to Latimer, Ia, Tuesday night.
A baby girl was born to Chris Hansen
and wife, Monday, May 9th. -
Faaborg & Terkelsen made their frs,
fishing trip Wednesday.
Young Peoples meeting will be held
Sunday, May 10Th.
Hans Rattenborg of Atlantic was il
town Wednesday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09
I've Fine Horses.

NASSILONNAIS DC CHATEAU 5455 is
Belgian Stallion; color is Red Roam,
he is extra large; big boned and has
all the points of a fine draft horse
His sire was Clarion de Modcreau 80, $50,
and his dam was Jeannettede Noncreau
1929. Massillonais du Chateau was
imported by Mr.. Henry Lefebure, Of
Fairfax. Iowa.
RoYsToN PRINCE 1885 is Frence
draft horse. Black in color and weighs
ton. smooth and low down.
Both horses will make the season of
1912 at my barn in Audubon.
If you are interested in first class
horses it will pay you to call and see
my horses. ~
l6tf i:'@ F. O. Niklason.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09
LINCOLN AND FlScrS

The following IS signed agreement
from VIM. Hagedorn in acceptance to
the challenge mentioned in last week $
paper. May 4, 1912.
l agree today to wrestle Martin An
dersen at the Audubon County fair, the
coming autumn. VIM Hagedorn,
Iowa champion at his weight.
A. l. McMurphy recently returned
from Des Moines where he had been to
see brother.
Briggs Bros purchased Ford auto
from Fred Ross of Gray last week.
Jimmie Anderson of Prairie Rose
spent Sunday here with his folks.
Mrs. Vim. Mayor of Defiance spent
Sunday here with her folks
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09

1.-THE CLYDESDALE STALLION ST.
COLUMBIA 11427, is a pure bred
Clydesdale and is registered in VOL
Y, of the American Clydesdale Stud
book.
IN COLOR-He is bay, white stripe
in face, off fore pasteur and hind legs
white; date of birth May Goth, 1903,
He was bred by Reid Bros, of Avalon,
Wisconsin. .'.... ..as
ST.COLUMBA 11427, was sired by
Kentigow 1866 (966S). Dam Judith
65SS, by Sand Stewart 1886 1913,
st. Kentigow (966S) 1866, was sired
by Britain Still (S493), Dam Daisy
of Carronfiats (10225) by gladden.
Chief. Britain Still was sired by Du-
ruley (222), Dam Nell of Challoch
(S7O6), by Son of Ardoran (S289).
Judith was sired by Sand Stewart
1886 1913. Dam Miss Lyon 1889, by
Lord Lyon $3.50. Miss Lyon 1889 was
sired by Lord Lyon $3.50, Dam lib
bic of Milton (2730), by Young Sur
prise 1878. AS go .4-. s'ia 4
ST. COLUMBIA has been purchased
by F. NJ Rice & Co. of Audubon and
will make the season of 1912 in Audn-
bon and vicinity. Those interested
are invited to call and get all infor-
nation that they may wish to learn.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09

The Women's Foreign Missionary
Society will meet at the home of Mrs
Harry Cole Tuesday May IA, at 2:3O, p.
m. Mrs. Howard Kittell will have
charge of the lesson, Chap 6, in Study
Book. Social hour will follow pro-
gram. Mrs. c. w. Marlin. LIST Vice Pres.
Best success most of my customers
have had is in moist weather May
planting, we have it this year, now act
This is late season, they are safely
planted this month, get orders here
quick. Have them sent when its moist
weather. w. NJ. Bomberger, Harlan,
Bert Delahoide has fine lot of toma-
to plants for sale. The early June
grown by J. H. Freedline last year and
many other fine sorts of tomatoes are
among them. Mr.. Freedline says he
never saw thriftier plants than these
grown by Mr.. Delahoide. Come in
while they last.
A large number of people were out
Saturday night to hear the first band
concert of the season, which was given
in the park by the Audubon Cornet
Band. The boys gave over an hours
concert, playing several very fine Sc
lections, which were greatly appreciated
by the people present. 80
Geo. Townsend received word from
Mrs. Townsend at Topeka, Kan, Tues.
day that their daughter, Mrs. Myrtle
Tinker was the mother of twins--a hoy
and a girl, born Sunday morning.
Mother and little babies are doing fine
It's all Mr.. Townsend can do to stay
at home he's SO anxious to see the lit
tie ones.
The Floral Society has been doing
some excellent work at Maple Grove
cemetery the past few days. A large
number of flowers have been planted
and other work done to beautify the
"city of our dead. The society is very
grateful to those who have donated
flowers and given assistance in other
ways.
How about that grove to shut of those
terrible winds, billiards, storms. You
can plant from here Seeding forest
trees, ash, hardy catapala, Carolina pop
lars, elms, cottonwoods. Get trees bury
them entirely until it rains then inside
three weeks any time plant them when
its too wet to work in field. Get trees
here at my risk and guarantee. Order
at once. w. NJ. Bombergor, Harlan
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09
BRAYTON AND OAKFIELD

DIR. Koob reports new babies at the
homes of Robert Jensen and wife, John
c. Larsen and wife and Arthur Thomp-
son and wife of Elk Horn.
S. X. Nelson and family of Atlantic
came from Atlantic Sunday and spent
Sunday with Mrs. Nelson's parents
near town.
George Ross and Fern Andersen of
Ross and Geo. Kellogg of Audubon were
transacting business in Brayton one day
last week.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09

/ am now prepared to handle any
and all orders received by me, as have
a competent force of No. / workmen
and will be ready to decorate your
homes in first, class style at reasonable
prices. Call on Elmer E. Bailey or
phone 437. .r., 1885,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-05-09
F. N. RICE & COMPANY
Kellosg's ...: :. !.
Canada ..' ..s. :.
Bare gains, ~: s... :.
~ o.. I'll y -
SOUTHEAST Saskatchewan
FARMS
On Crop Payment Plan

All of one section wild land;
in well settled prosperous COM
munity; all clean prairie.-$32
per acre, $1,000 cash, balance
crop payment. pa
Quarter section ten miles from
Lloydminster, Saskatchewan 8
miles from Marshall, 70 acres
in stubble, balance prairie, good
4 room house, stable with loft,
granary worth $500, good well
pasture, 12acres fenced with two
strands barbed wire.-Price $4,-.
10000. 100000 cash, balance
crop payments. r.
d Half section six miles from
= Lloydminster, house worth $3.50
8 to $500, fifty acres summer fall
= low, 70 acres new breaking, 100
acres scrub, soil, heavy black
loan, sub-soil clay, sc inch soil,
nearly level, except slight slope
to south and east.-Price So
100000, 100000 cash, balance
crop payments.
100 acres two miles from
Guernsey, Saskatchewan. Build
ings worth $4O0, house, granary
and barn,70 acres in stubble,
land level, soil sandy loan, one
fourth mile to school.-Price
100000. 100000 cash, balance
crop payments.
All these properties are quot
ed subject to prior sale or
change in price without notice
at any time.
If you don't see what you
want in this list, call on
Geo. E. Kellogg.
Audubon, Iowa.
A large list of improved and
unimproved farms in southeast
Saskatchewan to choose from,
we can suit you
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-02
.BOSTONIANS HONOR
CARDINAL D CONNEll

Boston. Mass. Feb. H. week Of
celebration in honor OF the home
coming OF Cardinal O'Ccnnell the
first New England prelate ever clev-
ated to membership In the Sacred
College, vas ushered in today with a
solemn mass Of thanksgiving IN the
Cathedral OF the Holy Cross. Had
the cathedral been an spacious as ST.
Peters in Rome II could not have ac-
.comodated the thousands OF the faith
ful who sought admittance 10 the
ceremony Long before the doors OF
the edifice were opened the adjacent
streets were thronged with ticket
holders All OF the women attend
ing the function were gownei in
black and wore black mantllla1. The
costume that Is worn at all pontii-
cal court functions in Rome.
Within the altar rail- aocomoia-
lions We're reserved for the visiting
prelaies and priests who came from
all parts Of New England Bishop
Nilen Of Hartford officiated at he
mass. assisted by a number OF well
known ecclesiasts. RI. Rev. Joseph
G Anderson. auxiliary bishop OF Bos-
ton, delivered the address of wei
come. Next week two great tanQrcts
are to be given In honor OF the now
Cardinal. one by the priests Of The
diocese and the other by the laity
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-02
GAVE UP THE CHAMPIONSHIP
After Listening 70 Sample Of Hack.
stt's "orstoD" Contestant Was
Satisfied.

John c Hackett recently told the
following story:
Il was up IN Rockland county last
summer and there was banquet
given AZ a country hotel. All the
farmers we're there and all the VII.
lage characters was asked to make
q speech
Now. said l. with the usual apol
ogetic manner, - Is not fair TO Won
that the POSTMASTER should ask me
70 speah am notorious as the
worst public speaker In tho state OF
New York My reputation extends
from one end OF the state to the 9th
or. ] have no rival whatever. when
II comes to
Il Was Interrupted by lanky. IN.
clad individual. who had stuck too
close To the beer pitcher
Gentlemen, said he. I take 'cep.
ton 70 what this here man says lie
amt the worst public speaker in the
state | I'm You an know II. an I
want II made matter Of record that
] took 'ception
well my friend said !. suppose
se leave q 10 the guests You sit
down While ! say my piece and then
I'll sit down aud LEI you give dem.
onsiration
THE fellow agreed and ! went on
! hadn't gone tar when be got I'D
again.
IS all right sal, he. you win;
needn't 60 no taftLer!' "-Tit.Rlts
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-02
Safe Remedy Ends
Catarrh MiSerieS
GIVES INSTANT RELIEF. CURES
AND PREVENTS CATtRRH
AND COLD ~ THE
HEAD.

The quickest. best and safest way
TO cure catarrh or a cold in the head
Is by using a remedy that will touch
the spot and DO its work quickly
without leaving any bad effects Ely's
Cream Rain. which is applied 20 the
nostrils or rubbed on the throat or
chest gets right at the root OF the
trouble and instantly relieves even
the worst case OF catarrh or cold A
few minutes after applied you can
feel loosening up In the head. the
pain and soreness are gone. the sense
OF taste small and hearing come
back. and YOU feel like a different.
person.
Ely's Cream Balm cleanses. heals
and strengthens the inflamed mem
branes, takes away that stuffed M
feeling and duh pain in the head. re-
lieves the throat soreness and stops
the nasty discharge which IS the
cause OF the disgusting hawking. spit.
ting. blowing OF the nose and foul
breath. Hay fever victims who are
made miserable by fits OF sneezing.
coughing and Wheeling get instant
and permanent relief by the use OF
this simple remedy
Don't suffer another minute. Fly's
Cream Balm will relieve Won imme-
diately, and a 80 cent bottle will
more than likely work complete
cure All druggists sell d.
Amarillo Drug Store.