New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-07-10

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end Of the car dnished with the fnuKfl
waists. and Mrs. FNosdick hur1isa[
away to KEEP her tryst In the dfHine{
car. The three remaining relapss3
Into dreary attitudes. Mrs. WellinG{
ton shook the knob Of the fo4bidafna3t
door. and turned to complain: -Hhaej
In heavens name ais the creatnrs III
there. She must have fallen out a.
the window"
Its outrageous" said Martor1ak
1the way women Violate voman'n,
rights"
Mrs. Whitcomb saw an oppoytnnitys
to insert . stiletto. She observed tn
Marjorie. with an innocent arg
why. Mrs. Mallory, rye even known.
women to lock themelves In there and
smoke!".
While Mrs. Wellington was rum.
maging her brain for fitting retort
the door opened, and out stepped Misats
Cattle, as was. \,
She blushed furiously at sight OF
the committee waiting to greet her..
but they repented their criticisms anep
tried to make up for them by the ex-
cessive warmth with which they ALI
exclaimed at once: Good morningI
Mrs. Lathrop!"
Good morning, who?" said Anne
then blushed yet redder: "Oh, can't
seem to get used to that name!
hope haven't kept you Waiting?'
'Oh, not at AM" the women insist
ed, and Anne fed to number SIX, re-
mem bered that this was no longer
her home, and moved on to number
one. Here the porter was just tinfsn-
ing his restoring tasks, and laying
aside with some difiidence two gar
ments which Anne hastily stuffed into
her own valise. ..., 500
Meanwhile Marjorie was pushing
Mrs. Wellington ahead: T.
you 60 in first, Mrs. Wellington
waiting for me-" said Mrs. Yelling
ton. VI . ..#s
''Oh, I insist" said Marjorie.
II couldn't think Of it," persisted
Mrs. Wellington. Il won't allow you"
And then Mrs. Whitcomb pushed
them bosk aside: Pardon me. WON'T
you! I'm getting Oh at Reno"
80 am l." gasped Mrs. Yelling
ton, rushing forward, only to be faced
BY the slam of the door and the click
of the key. She whirled back to de-
mand Of Marjorie: Did you ever hear
Of such impudence?" =
II never did," s..a--..
I'll never be ready for Reno" MrR
Wellington walled, land I haven't ha&
my breakfast"
You'd better order 1t in ADVANCE
said Marjorie. 1T takes that chef 3m
hour to boil an egg three minutes
Il will, II can ever get my faco
washed" sighed Mrs. Wellington.
And now Mrs. Anne Lathrop, after
much hesitation, called timidly, "Por-
ter-porter-please!"
Observation-Disclosures" he amended
"Will you call my" she gulped-
my husband?"
Eyes, ma'am," the porter chuckled.
and putting his grinning head In at
the mems door, he bowed to Ira and
said: Excuse me, but you are sent
for by the lady in number one.'
Ashton slapped him on the back
and roared: "Oh, you married mani
"Well," said Ira, in self-defense, II
don't hear anybody sending for you
Wedgewood grinned at Ashton. II
rather fancy he had you theah, old
top, eh, what?"
Ira appeared at number one, and
bending over his treasure-trove, spoke
In a voice that was pure saccharinea
Are you ready for breakfast, dear3
"Yes, Ira"
Come along to the dining-car.". )
tits cosier here" she said. 'Cbuldnt
We have it served here?"
"But it'll get all cold, and I'm hun.
gry," pouted the old bachelor, to
whom breakfast was a sacred instt,-
tuition.
"All right, Ira," said Anne, glad to-
De meek: come along" and she rose.
Ira hesitated. "Still, If you'd rathr.
,r, we'll eat here" He sat down
"Oh, not at ALL" said Anne; "weH
20 where you want to CO.
''But want to do what you want to-
TO-" -.
so do I-well co." said Anne 49,
We'll stay" -.... +.- r
mo, insist on the dinfng-car."
"Oh, all right, have your own way
aid Ira, as II he We're being bullied,
nd liked it. Anne smiled at the con-
FAIRNESS Of men, and Ira smiled at 3;
he contrariness of women, and when
hey reached the vestibule they kissed
ach other in mutual forgiveness.
AS Wedgewood stropped an old-fash-
,ned razor, he said to Ashton, who
as putting UP his safety equipmentsM
say, old party, are those safety;
szors safe? Can't you really cut
Cut, everything but hair" said Ash.
n, pointing to his wounded chin.
Mallory put out his hand: "Woul6s
III he Kind enough IN laDf ma poryfe