The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1912-03-08
Prudence and
Zoied.
BY M. QUAD.
o.. 800. 10

have married her IL tho Widow Pen
rose hadn't mixed I'm. She wanted the
young man for herself and In awe
some whispers she impaired the lnfor-
nation that Prudence Smith was
knockkneed and would mover be able
TO stand at Il waShtub or run up and
down the cellar stairs. The young man
was ut once impressed He ceased 20
spark Prudence on Sunday nights and
assure her that he longed 10 jump
over prccipiccs for her sake. and OF
course she resented it. She went about
with her chin In the air and asked for
no explanations. and so relations were
strained for many long months. Then
Zabed's mother found out what was
the matter with fhim and set him
right. The widow had lied Zabed
made 1t UP with the girl The doves
came back again and turtled, a new
date was set for the marriage, and
Farmer Smith reached out his horny
hand for a shake and said:
"Zabed. gol durn your buttons, you're
gittin' The real thing, and you orter
be the happiest man in Woodchuck
county"
Zabed was for about two weeks.
Then Deacon Gray, who was a widow
er and wanted Prudence for his second
wife, gave up some information about
Zabed. Wheh he had sworn her to the
most awful secrecy he confessed that
the young man had live frog in his
stomach and would probably go mad
within two years and cut the throat Of
his wife if he had one. The frog had
jumped down Zabed's throat one day
when he was drinking from the horse
pond, and, though thousands of in
ducements bad been held cut to him,
nothing could prevail upon him to
jump out
Well, where is the. young girl, no
matter how her heart turks with love,
who is going to marry young man
with a live and growing frog IN his
stomach? She. can't. be found. She
wasn't found in this case. Prudence
Smith cooled off oh Zabed Winters,
and he went, about with his chin in
the alr.and. yas'tqS proud TO ask for
an explanation IsSwas d year before
one came. Then "a Iishtning rod man
stayed overn5gft. at Smtth's and after
supper he got to taaEhna abort frogs.
Seeing he was posted On the. subje1t Z.
Prudence made bofG to ask him if he
had ever heard of a frog taking up IN
side quarters, and he answered that
such thing was absolutely ,1mpossi-
had probably swallowed a small fish
and the fish might be growing, but II
left alone he could In time be fished
for and caught That settled. the frog
question, and Zabed was invited to
come around and make up. He got
hustle on him, and the. turUedoves
sang soft and low, a new date was ap-
pointed and Farmer Smith stopped
chopping wood long enough to extend
a hand and say:
"Zabed, you gol burned IDIOT don't
you know when you've got good
thing? Don't fool around any more"
Zabed didn't want to, but before. it
had been decided which minister
should marry them old Mrs. Snyder
struck his trail She was too old to
marry, but not too old to utter a warn
ing for the benefit of a young man
who had put in day hoeing her gar
den and refused TO take pay for it.
She told him right. straight out that
Prudence Smith snered like a steam
engine that she had Nsix toes on her
right foot and only four on her left,
that she had had st. Vitus' dance when
a baby and that it was sure to come
back on her some day. 1t might not be
a year after marriage that Zabed
would come up from the eornfeld
some afternoon and find her dancing
all around the dOOryard and kicking as
high rs 4 fence. That settled Zabed
He wanted Prudence, but he didn't
want a dancing dervish. More cold
ness, more strained relations. 1t was
full year before old Mrs. Snyder was
proved liar, and it took three months
longer TO make UP and set another
date. Things had run smoothly to
within a fortnight of the date when a
tin peddler came along and bought
sheepskin Of Zabed and then told him
that Prudence Smith was deaf in the
right ear, nearsighted in both eyes and
would be tongue tied before she was
two years older Zabed hadn't noticed
the deafness or blindness, but he be-
lieved in tin peddlers and at once grew
frigid. Result, another year lost.
Fate was still In the game, however.
and when everybody, including the
two principals, had made up their
minds that there would be no marriage
she came loafing around to do her
duty. Farmer Smith and his daughter
were in the village one day buying
calico and brown sugar when Zabed
Winters appeared. He had eggs TO sell
for hickory shifting. The lovers were
brought face to face, but they didn't
speak. They thought of frogs and st.
Vitus' dance and six toed feet and
were turning away when Father