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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

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II you would have a beautiful
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

Pull out one gray hair and a
dozen win take its place" is an old
saying. which Is. to great extent.
true. II no steps are taken To stop
the cause. When gray hairs appear
II is a sign that stature needs as
sistance. II is Natures call for
help. Gray hair. duh. lifeless hair.
or hair that is falling out. is not
necessarily a sign of advancing age.
for there are thousands OF elderly
people with perfect heads OF hair
without single streak OF gray.
When gray hairs come. or when
the hair seems to be lifeless or
dead. some good. reliable hair-re-
storing treatment should be resort.
ed to at once. Specialists say that
one of the best preparations 10 use
IL the old-fashioned sage tea"
which our grandparents used. The
best preparation Of this kind Is
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
T1pS~>i@oNsDe1

n. ". oct. fT.--gce. what wont
Kids do when they git a ehanst
maby bunch OF them didont
have fun with few bushels OF pet
Ride potatcrs the uther day
petriflde potaters Is sumthing
new In %. y.
II II was eggs. you mite under.
stand how II could be. they stay in
cold storage 80 long they might get
petrifide
but nobody don't put potaters In
cold stcridge. and anyway not down
under the cobbelstones on lexing
ton avenoo
that's where the pcirifide po,a
tiers come from, the guys that ID
digging the new subway dug up q
whole lot Of them
Just as hard as rocks. and witt
eyea and wrinkly.lcokin skins and
everything. like regler po,ater
so before anybody got wise, the
Kids they took them and wen
around to the grocery stores and
slipped few I'm with the real po
taters when the grocerymar
wasent looking
the ladys over In that lexintor
avenoo naberhood amt got no greai
sense OF humer. and when they be
gun finding them stone potaters IN
with their murphys. maby there
wasent picknick
so long as they Just throwet
them down on the grosery floor. e
show that they belonged TO tbs
mineral kingdom and not the veg
table. Il wasent so bad
but when sum of the more tenn
pramental danes that had splice
their pairing knives began chuck
ing them stone potaters ut the gro
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
The Editors Mail

form, a life history OF one OF the
greatest and most noted men the
nation has produced since Abraham
LineoIn's day. Could pen and ink
more fully and truthfuliy illustrate
the inner man Theodore Roose-
veIt), than ~ contained in that
editorialy One might almost
say. generous 10 a fault. advo.
eating principles OF justice and
equal right TO all the people. In the
true acceptation OF tho term, his
public life mas been one worthy Of
imitation. May Providence spare
him 10 fulfill the mission he so
worthlly aspires. have gtinted my
self 10 detach at least rs OF those
editorials and mail 10 as many of
my Eastern friends, thinking 1t may
help to increase this large majority
almost assured. Hope others may
follow suit. A. u. CHAPMAN.
2432 w. ed ST., Ballard.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
nY lpAH MeoLohE olneoN

fthEt fUtt1ONG eF9S0NN
II is an unwrltten Law that the
wife OF tho president OF the United
States may not talk for publication.
and the newspaper woman who gets
TO her does so only under strict
promise that she will not quote her
In the first person.
The vacation home OF the preat
dent IL very beautiful. ! thought.
as approached the doorway where
| was ushered into the neat living
hall, with ltH tapestry covered wallis,
Its beautiful old furniture. It's open
fireplace In which a fire was burn
lns. This hallway has about IL a
balcony from which stairway
comes down into the room. Through
an open door ! caught a glimpse Of
music room all In white woodwork
before the mistress OF the house
entered.
Mira Taft shows the wear and tear
Of the last few years 10 a greater
degree than tho president. She
never had a famous smile" how.
ever. so the tired lines which have
made their appearance about her
mouth may not be noticed by the
casual acquaintance But Il In an
open secret among her friends that
the social strain OF the White House
regime has been too much for Mrs.
Tafts physical strength.
She has not the polse OF Mrs
Roosevelt. the sympathetic toler-
anco OF Mrs. Wilson. nor that cour-
age 10 silently bear that seems the
abiding force OF Mrs Debs' charac-
ter. therefore she does not take the
newspaper criticism with equanim.
lily that has been given her husband.
Mrs. Taft's soft white skin. which
waa her greatest beauty. and which
gave her a singularly youthful ap-
pearance when she entered the
White House four years ago. has
lost It's translucent quality, and
there Is a faint network of wrinkles
about the gray-blus eyes which
seem 10 have grown too weary 10 ex-
prexs the alcrtness Of comprehen-
sion. which VAS their greatest
charm four years ago. She never
talked much. aud she is nov more
silent than eyer.
II yon should say. Aren't the
flowers beautiful at Beverly this
failT" she would answer Yes" with
slight--yery smile. and
you would hav. 20 fish about in the
recess Of your brain fog another
subject Of conversation. Her ST.
iences. however. do not Impress you
Aa the silence Of a dull mind. but
those OF n woman naturally re-
served and physically weary. But
through these very silences you
como 10 know that she Ia an am
bilious woman. who is not 10 be
swcryed from her purpose by phys.
teal lila. IL was she that persuaded
her husband 10 accept tho pre~l.
dsncy when he rather leaned tow
ard the supreme bench She has
enjoyed being the first lady In the
land. aud the ceremonious functions
that she haa provided Et the White
House have been perfect In ap-
pointments.
Tho presidents wife likes ciab-
orate functions. and is devotee Of
bridge whist. II Mrs. Wilson be-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

serymen's heads. matters begun TO
look seryus
the poor groscry ginks dident
have no idee at first what had
happened. they couldent figger out
where them things come from
they was calling up the commits
sion men and asking them please
not to send no more stone perta-
tiers. because murder was going to
be did
the commission men thought the
grocery men was crazy, and II took
quite some time for everybody to
get wise
but the kids had grand time
johnny
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.
Moore-Joseph sheehan Opera

moore-Joseph sheehan Opera
Co, In Chimes OF Normandy"
Co. In III Trovatore."
Mctropolitan---Dark.
Seattie--The Seattle Stock Co..
In "Brewster's Millions"
AIhambra - Photoplays and
vaudeville.
orpheum--VaudevIlie.
Empress--VaudevIlle.
Psntaaes--vaudeville.
Grand--vaudeyille ana motion
pictures.
Ciemmer--photoplLys and van.
deville.
Observation-Disclosures and vau-
devilla.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
&!e%B
Albany Cut-Rate
Dentists

There In not Dental office In
the world where the very best dem
tai work costs so little. one year
ago we started our cut rates. and
the great volume OF dental work our
cut rates brought 10 Us permits OF
our continuing our low prices. Our
name alone IL guarantee that your
the best materials used Ia your
mouth
We do exactly the Same kind and
class OF work on other peoples teeth
that We would want done In our
own mouths. and our examination
and consultation costs you nothing.
THE BEST ARTIFICIAL. TEETH
CONSTRUCTORS, BEST GOLD AND
PORCELAIN CROWN AND BRIDGE
WORKERS. best gold and porcelain
filters OF teeth. and the hest Pain
less cxtractors OF teeth In the Unit
cd states today. are with tho Albany
are beyond all question the lowest
ever offered In Seattle. Our low
prices will continue because they
are bringing us the large practice
we desire and require
We guarantee all work for II
years Call and SEQ us and you will
find we do exactly as we advertise.
Our work IL the Best. our prices are
the lowest
ALBANY CUT RATE DENTISTS
second Floor Peoples Hank Diag.
second aud Pike.
Take Elevator or Walk Up.
Our prices win Surprise Yev.
Our Work VIII Please Nsa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

BY the way, listen well and
you'll hear sound OF some
thing like 'gobble, gobble." II
means that time to buy that
turkey and cranberry sauce is
getting mighty close.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
up.1o.pArs FARMER

"Of course. you have Erudse
against the octopus. mean the
railroads"
Yes replied Farmer corntos
sci. my principal grievance ID that
there Amt any OF en- runnin' with
in a mile or two OF my place.
Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

"wha, kind Of a fountain pen Ia
that you have"
Don't know the make. but I call
~ the independent"
why sog"
1T doesn't care whether Il works
or moi. Boston Transcript
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

Editor The Star: read with
sympathy last night the account OF
Mr.. Days being knocked down by
an automobile at Second and Pike.
Moreover. just last week I wit
messed Mrs Hite's collision with a
motorcycle at Second and Union.
II seems to me that the people
ought to take things In their own
hands and put stop to all this
careless driving. II is unpardon-
able negligence to allow AUTOMOBILE
lists to injure someone nearly every
day. Drastic measures should be
taken In order to abolish fast driv-
ing. M. JONES.
Editor The Star: | deem II a
privilege 10 add few compliment
tary lines, expressing our hearty
thanks for the editorial on the first
page OF The Star October 16, pro-
traying. as It does. In condensed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
lunohroom Literature.

~Will you have a CEREAL for your
breskfsa,f'' aaka the waitress.
"A seraif No. thank you" re-
, plies the witty guest. Il should pre-.
for somc short storirm"
Wh.rcupoa abe brought him some
lambs' tslls. Chicago Evening
Post
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24


r One OF the fleshless fratcr. I
4 nifty telephones Us that he en- !
= gagged a German cook lady not
4 long ago. fiis wife liked the
= appearance OF the applicant,
4 her references were good. and
= the wages she demanded not
4 oxorbitant
4 I'D like 70 have you come" +,
4 said the lady OF the house.
4 but perhaps you won't want
4 10 live with us. We are vego- ,
4 tarians and never have any ,
= meat in the house. Would you /,
be satisfied with vegetable
4 diet7''
4 The fraulein scratched her ,
4 head. ,
4 VEIL" she said. dubiously. +,
4 las beer wcgetsbley"-Cleye- ,
4 land Plain Dealer. ,
49, tttt ~ 4 rtt 49,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

bob HODGE is immoral. dcpravcd rascal. unfit TO
be associated with decent people. gambler drunkad,
man OF dissolute habits. BUT, BY ALL MEANS, HE IL
A PROPER PERSON TO HAVE THE CARE AND Gus
TODY or THE FOUR CHILDREN" This Is the absurd
stuff which the sanderbund the honest voters OF this
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

some active little flying
around the country though
and they're two pretty popu
lar governors and candidates
too.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

ALWAYS the slanderbund
makes its attack from behind
q woman's skirts. knowing
that il the man assailed is a
really big. honest man. he viii
not strike back to hurt a wom-
an. Always the slaunderbund
resorts to this method OF attack
when il cannot meet its adver-
sary in open battle on the real
issues OF the campaign.
THE tortoise may be the
slowest animal alive, but one
was lively enough last night
TO overturn . lamp in a church
in Denver. which set fire to
the building.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
Pimples Ruin
Good Looks
But Cheer Up, In . short Time
ssvart's Calcium, Waters Trans
form Worst Compilations
Into Perfect LONELINESS

Many a sigh and hcartachc have
been caused By pimpirs. But never
mind. You will shortly get rid OF
all thoae spots and blemishes by US
Ing Siuart'a Calcium Waters.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
ANYONE seen or |,

ANYONE seen or heard
from sunny Jim" Sherman
the tail to the Taft political
kite, He's not even being
photographed by the motion
picture men for campaign pur-
poses.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
H0cf


Jonah explained.
Il vent fIahinx election day" he
remarked
Thus - are the forgetting 10 reg
lsler dodge had not been thought
cf.--New York sun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
Dissertations

YOU remember too how the sanderbund circulated the
malicious unounded. and vicious lie that Col Theodore
Roosevelt was common drunkard Its always the same
trick the gang the opponent real issues
they soop to the depths OF character assassination
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

WOULD YOU slap young man who kissed you Just
on the nose asks Miss Emma H.. No dear. We would
so gnaw his chin that his mother wouldn't let him IN
at night without Identification papers. You are
no Miss Emma and much confusion and diseord always
result from tampering with
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
THE PRESIDENTS WIFE--MRS WILLIAM H. sHs la
TAFT AS IDAH MGLONE GIBSON SEES Hr,

fNorE--After her visit 10 Oyster
Bay, idsh Meoione Gibson, who
was assigned TO write Intimate per.
aonaiity sketches Of the wives Of the
presidential candidates for The
Star. went 20 the vacation home OF
President Taft 10 see Mrs. Taft
Mrs. Gibson had q personal visit
with the presidents wife, and the
following article 10 the result
EdItor.)
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
PUTTY GOVERNOR HAYS adminis,ratic

back whipping OF girls the training school at Cheha
coupled with his anpogressve record his put the clamps
on letter his trimming and hedging in office be
came big for the sandpat press defend To avoid
discussion OF state issues the old scheme oil nasty personal
attack therefore resorted to-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

GOV. MARSHALL, demo-
cratic nominee for vice presi-
dent, says he's only the tail to
the Wilson kite. He and Hi
ram Johnson. the tail to Ted
dy's kite. have been doing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

"a real lady eaiied hero today.
What fnrr'
From the church. on. my. abe
was 4 lady
High toned, chr
Yes. air. She admitted that nhc
didn't know a thing about bringing
up a baby. '--D~froit Free Press
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

BY the way. how about that
Christmas shoppings
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

DON'T forget that you are
To vote on the proposed two
platoon syste Tor the Seattle
fire department. IL means
greater efficiency and better
treatment for the city's en-
ployes--and their wives.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
What He GaIned.


Mrs. Terhuns was grieved andsdis-
appointed at the conduct Of herssop
Robert. She called him into Sher
presence and questioned himgrhye-
ly as to his latest temerity.
Mrs. Hayes tells me that you
tied a tin can to her dogs tail. "lsho
said.
Yes. mother"
What a shameful thing to DOL
Yes, ma'am."
DO you know that the poor dog
ran away 80 far that he has n(ver
come back--that no probably ban
himself TO death7'
Yes. ma'am."
"oh. Robertl What do you gain
by such cruelty?"
II gained dollar from Mr.
Hayes. "--Cleveiand Plain Daaiaf. !
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
coIna Too Far.

Last summer G. r. Heafon OF
Montana was visiting his mother In
Ohio. lie was driving one morning
to small town. and a negro woman
asked him for n ride.
After she had climbed In she ask
ed Heaton where he lived.
Tn Montana"
lis you drivin' there this mown
in'7" she asked. Better let me out
right now" Aud she climbed down
Saturday Evening Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

FUNNY how a lot OF the
"old countries" lead a lot oi
our own states. Here's Dem
mark introducing 4 franchise
reform bill which viii give
votes to all the women in
that monarchy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
JOSH WISE
SAYS.

They've got .
n Q W at -
Tugs livery sta
BILE. " beIonos
20 . tree sales
mar vino hired q
rig without ash
In how much n
would be. snd
got soaked for
double rates"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

We'll. Willie. suppose you had
nice sejourn In the country"
"Um. well I had lots Of nice ap.
pies an peaches an watermclonA
an things. but guess them aoJourn
things wash ripe yot.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

the Idea that the defeat Of ~ -,
band viii mean a great persui
disappointment 10 herself--as ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24
Opposite Desires.


Opposite Desires
"On what ground do you seek a
divorce, madam"
"Incompatibility. want d.
vorce and my husband doesn't. -
Boston Transcript.
Not a Divorce.
Il see your married daughter Is
home again."
Yes, but only for a visit. my
dear. only for visit. Detroit
Free Press.
A "Pankhursted" Husband.
do you vote the same az your
husband7"
~ should say notI He votes the
same as me."--Houston Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

eonny--Aw. pop, didn't wanter
study arithmetic.
pop--Whatl A son Of mine grow
up and not be able TO figure up base
ball scores and batting averages 2
Neveri-chicaoo Daily News.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

Rogers Ia the cirver~st chap a
getting around difficulties yoss ssel
saw
''fA that sol"
Yes. Why. N that fellov VIVA
confronted with the horns OF 4
dilemma he'd blow ono and drins
the other. Boston Transcript
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-24

Take Elevator or Walk Up.
Our prtces VIII surpris~ Yov.
Our Work VIII Please You.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-06-26

selection of Judge Alton b. Parker in
the national committee for temporary
chairman of the national convention.
Il beg to say to you and to the
mbers of the Texas delegation
through you that | have the utmost
respect for the wishes and opinions
of the democrats of Texas as repre-
sented by this delegation, but in view
of the conditions now existing here
must say in all frankness to you that
If Judge Parker's name is presented
to the national committee for temper
airy chairman of the national conven.
ton | shall vote for him.
Il can see no reason for this fight
on Judge Parker, whom | regard not
only as one of the big men of this
country, but one of the greatest demo
Gratis in the United States. Judge
Parker is not only Jefferson demo
crat, but his party record is entirely
above reproach. He is for all the pro-
gressive ideas now being considered
by the democratic party, and am at
a loss to understand why any demo
crat should object to the honor being
extended to him and the great state
of New York which he represents.
"Of course. had nothing whatever
to do with making Judge Parker a
candidate for this position; but upon
my arrival in Baltimore / found that
his name had been presented by Mr..
Mack. chairman of the national com.
mittee, and once being presented,
thought then, as | now think. it would
be bad politics and unwise to affront
the great state of New York by turn.
ing him down simply to crafty the
whims of few people who feel that
they own and control the democratic
party. If the democratic party is so
small and narrow that it can be used
to crafty the personal jealousies or
prejudices of individuals, then the
party is not worth preserving, and
once for all | say to you gentlemen,
with absolute deliberation, shall not
comply with your request. shall upon
my return home submit the matter to
the democrats of Texas with perfect
confidence that my course will be up
held. desire to remain very respect
fully, r. NJ. Johnston,
National Committeeman from Texas"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-06-26
STREET WOULDN'T HOLD HIM.
Horse Hitched 20 Wagon on Main
Street Decides to Try Sidewalk.

Horse Hitched 20 Wagon on Main
Street Decides to Try Sidewalk.
The reporter while waiting for the
train due to go north at 2:15 p. M to-
day noticed quite crowd assembling
on the sidewalk by the side of the
City National Bank, and seeing a
wagon backed up to the building with
man holding the horse by the nose,
thought sure he had discovered hold
up with enough news interest involved
to guarantee the publication of an
extra, but upon arriving on the scene
found that no currency was being
transferred from the vaults to the
wagon, but that only poor lone horse
with kicking straps on had decided
that the streets of Bryan were not
wide enough and not liking class dis
elimination wherein horses are re.
quired to remain in the streets while
man walks on paved sidewalks,
thought he would try the paved thor
oughfare and see how the travelling
felt.
Some gentleman who evidently un-
derstood more about horses than the
average biped, took the horse in
charge and soon had everything under
control and left several wondering
who he might be.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-06-26
WOULD NOT BE coERcEo.

The Texas delegation, headed by
Cone Johnson, attempted to coerce
Col. r. M. Johnston, national commit
teeman from Texas, to vote against
Judge Parker for temporary chairman.
Colonel Johnston refused to stand for
any coercion, and the following cor
respondence which passed between
them makes very interesting reading;
Hon. r. M. Johnston, National
Committeeman from Texas, Baltimore,
Md: Dear Sir-At the meeting of the
delegates from Texas to the demo