The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-09-28
FL e a R I'd
BY
X u 3 z

ABOUT the best thing 10 light up
girls countenance IS brisk love
match
THIEVES We're busy in the Steel
city last Hight7-Gary story in THE
TIMES. steer city is right
AS set Ne have seen no newspapers
rushing TO print with extras saying
that they are issuing standing room
only checks up in Armageddon.
NEWSPAPER out in our rival city,
Pittsburg, prints daily in its editorial
column the names Of the presidential
candidates. Good thing for an illiterate
center a the readers win then know
that the doc. the bun moose. and the
prosperity maker are IN the race.
THERE is simplicity without
nakedness and the gown can be
made simple and tight without ex-
posing the outline of any portion
OF the figure.
The wearing of tights instead
Of petueoats is the cause Of much
exposure Of the figure.
Formerly the women tried TO
see how much they could put on;
today they try TO see how much
they can take Lillian Rus
sell
AND any one who knows a thing or
two Will have to admit that the fair
Lillian is right.
INTELLIGENT eating"-Dr Wiley.
Il isn't intelligent eating" but it's in
tenigent cooking that we men want,
doe
WOMAN writes on housekeeping at
the White House. Good idea. Let the
girl road it because she never can tell
whether her beau is a potential presi-
dent. Nothing like being prepared.
GREAT poIecats, The political inn
broglio IS getting SO fierce in Illinois
that one candidate for governor ac-
curses his opponent of playing poker
DOCTOR down at Hobart advertises
requesting patients to come in and set
lie M. Looks like the hoi polloi Of
that town have been buying too many
autos
TIME flies. Just remember that TIE
freshmen in the high school are wear
ing sweaters with rs on them
NOTE that Brother A. f. Knots
Mineral Springs race track at Porter
is TO start operations on Columbus
day. Here's hoping that they don't dis
cover that they can't operate
AS an exchange puts it a woman will
Wear clothes that YOU can see through
and then she'll get sore if she sees a
man rubbering at her ankle
lust think of It. "A lot Of people are
so anxious TO be in style that they are
offering their 1912 touring cars at low
prices SO they can get in on the 1915
model swim. Nowadays there is nc
! class to you unless you keep up witt
the yearly model why anyone would
be ashamed to be seen in a 1907 mod
\ 81. and they would only ride around
Michigan City and South Bend in $50!
STYLE
THERE IL is again. The Ladies
1 Home Journal and the Woman's HON,
Companion are quarreling as to wheth
er the waistine should be higher mex
year
FUNNY that none of the poets has
warbled OF anything about the beautie
| ~ Indian summer. the first pumpkin
and the russetness Of the rudy ap
pie
AND lie festive cider barrel" -
Hennery coldhottle
Use the school houses for dances
sure But not until someone has con
WINGED the old fogy school boards tina
they don own the school buildings
Economists suggests that weight 0
money he increased every time price
80 up. # it is. bet YOU that inside O
five years a nickel VIII weigh as mucl
as a sledge hammer
WHAT'S become Of the old -fashione
young woman who used to wear petit
coaste