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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
Vasquita RevOlutiOnists Ent-
er Important Border Town
Without Meeting With Re
sistance and Take Charge.
ONE CAPTAIN ONLY
WOUNDED BY ACCIDENT
Excellent Order Is Maintain.
ed, Invaders Are Disarmed
and New Officials Are Plac.
ed In Charge of Offices.

cay Evcniag Herald 4. y. LEASED wIre)
~ Paso, Tex. Fcb. 27.--Juaroz Is
in possession Of the Vasquista rebels.
but one or two volleys were fred and
meeting no resistance except "a few
scattering shots IN reply TO their FIRST
volley. the rebels this morning march
ed into the town. captured the ma
chino guns that had been purchased
10 repel them, took charge OF the
municipal offices, the custom house.
The barracks. the jail and other pub
lie buildings
The situation In Juarez is absolute
~ peaceful this afternoon. The reb-
els have an been disarmed except
those on guard and many Of the stores
are re-opening. inez Saiazar IN COM
inand OF the Vasauistas announces
that he win be able 20 maintain per-
feet order and tina shortly the major
lie ~ hsf command will begin q
march fouthward upon Chihuahua
and Mexico city Oniclals are being
Installed 70 admiuister all government
affairs
The rehcis made the assault az 10
O'Clock sharn, entering she outskirts
OF The city az this hour from the
northwest ana firing as they entered,
using rifles and one cannon. The few
hundred men ln Jnarez ar defenders
fired a few shuts fTom various points
OF vantage and tlren we're ordered by
their officers 70 cease.
Mcxican Consul tdorente Of El Paso
afterwards declared that the officers
decided not 20 make resistance 20
avoid complications with tho United
states. Unlted States troops were
guarding the border az the time the
attack was made. apparently ready
10 enter Juare1 u El Paso should be
endangered
The rebels marched into Juaree
whore they found all houses cioeed
hut no resistance only one man,
Captain Romeo of The defenders, was
wounded accidentally
An night the rebels spent In camp
outside OF Juares. after moving
around 10 the northwest from the
south. They attacked from the north
west, partially using the banks Of an
irrigation ditch fog protection. The
fire OF the defenders and assailants
was directed so that no bullets fell
on American SOIL
The rebels advanced IN considerable
order and appeared to be under per-
feet control of their officers. Emilio
Campo was ia command Of the attack
ing PARTY. Tho rebels state they viii
maintain order and arrangements are
being made 90 restore communication
between El PasO and Jnaroz u the
United states troops Jlil permit, NO
iooting accompanied the taking of the
eity.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
STATE TROOPS DEFEAT
ouApALAJARA REBELS

Gnadalaiara, Feb. 27.-Thlrteen
rebels were killed and many others
wounded in a battle with the state
troops fought az Tonaya near san
Gabriel IN the southern part Of the
state Of Jalisco today, according TO
information received here The loss
Of the federal troops In the fighting
consisted OF n lieutenant killed and
three policemen wounded. The rebels
were led by Francisco del Toro, who
succeeded In escaping with 90 OF his
own men.
Samuel r.. Aiagill United States
consul here. has been notified that
i've American citizens interested In
the San Miguel Mining company have
been driven from the property near
Ebutla No details as to the occur
renee have reached here. The party
WAS on tour Of inspection.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
ST. LOUIS JUDGE
PERMITS A WIDE
INQUIRY INTO
OIL TRUST
By Over Ruling Decision Of q
Special Commissioner, the
Thorough Investigation Of
0otupus May Now Be Made.
WATERS-PIERCE co.
WINS IMPORTANT POINT


(By Evening Herald A. y. Leased wlre)
81. Louis. Feb. 27.--Circmt Judge
kinsey today, By oyerrullng a deois-
con Of special Commissioner Jesse Me-
Donald, before whom dopositlona we're
being taken ia tho Waters Pierce
standard on legal battle. made II
possible for the Pierce faction 90 go
into the history OF the standard OF
eompany's connection with the WAT
crs- Pierce on compuny and int0 the
business history OF three men. propog-
I'D ly the standard as directors of the
Waters-Piorcc company
The court declared that wider
scope should be given la the inquiry
and that the antccedcnts OF the stock X
which the standard voted az the an
nual meeting of the Wators-Pierce
company could be- shown.
The question arose IN a mandamua
suit filed hy the standard 20 compel
% the standard
Tho Watcrs-P Pierce faction in ans
wering alleged the Standard IL fseck-
ing 20 maintain a trust In violation Of
the United states supreme courts dis
solution decision.
The two factions differ as to the
importance OF the ruling of Judge
Kinsey.
THE ruling merely is a circum-
stance OF evidence, and nothing
more" a standard attorney said.
An attorney for the Pierce interest
said the decision opened the way for
a nationwide inquiry into the charges
that have been made Of a perpetua-
ton of the trust.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
TAFT ADMIRERS CARVE
ROOSEVEIT ADIIEftENT

Grcenviiio. PA. Feb. 27.-John
stavish, a Foreigner employed IN the
steel mills here. is IN a hospital with
severed car and serious cuts about
the body that may result fatally. the
result OF fight with fellow country.
men
Rooscvcirs announced intention to
stand Tor nomination and exclaimed
"he would win IN a walk on election
day" Taft 9dhorents among his fei.
low c0untrymen took offonso and
used knives freely. They are under
arrest.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
ROOSEVELT rs CHARGED
WITH BREAKING WORD

Washington. d. G., Feb. 27.--The
Washington Evening star this after
noon displays prominently on It's first
page box containing the following
statement.
From sources entirely Independent
of the White House Il is asrertained
that the confidence entertained by
the administration and others that
Colonel Roosevelt would not be a
candidate against TAFT was based on
definite and repeated statements by
Colonel Roosevelt, made within a year
that he would not be a candidate In
1912. and did not intend 70 oppose
President Taft for the nomination.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
BACON WANTS DEMOCRATS
TO POSTPONE CONVgATIOl

Washington. Feb. 21.-Senntor
Rac0n OF Georgia said today that he
had suggosled the advlsahiilty of the
Democratic national committee post
ponlng the national Democratic com
yentl0n IN order to rive the Democrats
more time 10 consider the "condl-
iions" that might rise from me noml-
nation og the Republican candidate al
Chicaeo during the week of Jane IS.
Mr. Racon dld not refer BIZ name TO
Mr. Roosevelt
Several Democrats IA the senate
said they could not conceive OF the
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27

Washington. Feb. 27.-Tho strike
situation 10 Inwreuce. Maas. was
taken 80 In the house today put an
effort 60 inquire into the alleged
abuses of strikers by soldiers and po-
lioo failed. Representative Wilson
of Pennsylvania. chairman OF the
committee on labor sought nuthorlz-
alton FOR his committee 20 undertake
an investigation. he had inirodueed
q resolution providing $4,000 for the
work.
Representative Gillette of Maas1-
chuaotts promptly o0iected and de-
fondod his state. hc said be was cer-
tain Mamachuaefta would be- able 60
cope with the situation without the
ala Of tho federal government uns
der the rules Of the house the mat
ter went over.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
CONFESSED EMBEzZLER
sURRENDERS AFTER
YEARS OF WONDERING

Fresno. Callf, Feb. 2T.-E. w.
Knox, confessed entbezzler, surren-
dered 60 the police here today 90 exc
plate a crime committed sixteen years
ago
In 1898. Knox, as agent 81 the Wells
Fargo company al pachucha, Jaliscoe
Moxico. stole $4,000 from the come
puny To-day, after living IN New
York, wandering TO the Argcnllne
republic following the career of a
sailor ana then returning o. the Unit
49, states for further wandering, com-
mitting thens ln Los Angeles and
San Francisco he surrendered % the
ahorln's Office IN this county He anld
ne wished 10 accent punishment and
lead an honest lfe.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
FRANKLIN ADMITS He
ATTEMPTED TO FIX
M'NAMARA JURY
He Enters Plea of Guilty but
It Is Understood That. He
Will Be Let Off With Light
Punishment.


(ny fiseaing Herald =. =. Leased Wire)
Los Angeles, Feb. 27--Bert Frank
lin. formerly detective employed by
Clarence s. Darrow. pleaded guilty
,oday to having attempted to 'infln-
ence" Robert Balm. the first juror
sworn 90 Try James B. McNamnra, the
confessed dynamiter now serving a
life term IN San Quentin prison. The
original charge against Franklin Of
having hribed Balm was dismissed.
The case growing out OF the jury
bribery charge preferred against
Franklin, when he was arrested IN
the alleged act OF passing money to
venlremnn George n. Lockwood a
few days before the Mcnamara broth
ers confessed, was put over for nine-
ty days. Bail In this case, however.
was reduced from $4,000 cash 20
t2.500.
Franklin was released on his own
roccRnizanco after pleading guilty IN
the flain case today and instructed
"a appear In court Friday for sem
tenco. The maximum penalty Is five
years Imprisonment ana a fine Of
sB. 600. but IN view OF the practical
certainty thar Franklin Will appear
as the states chief witness when
Clarenco s.. barrow. formerly chief
counsel for the McNamarass u
brought to trial on the charge of have
ing bribed Balm aad Lockwood, pro-
hation or o suspended sentence Is ex-
pected.
Attaches OF the district attorneys
office admitted today that Franklln'a
punishment would be Hight
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
GOVERNMENT WItL
PROBE LAWE.RENCEV
STRIKE next
United States District Attor-
ney Will Seek to Learn
Why Children Cannot Be
Sent from the Town.
lng IavenIns mernla 4. y. I.ennea wlrel

tbY HVenInE Herald =. " IsenAed WIFeI
Boston. Feb. 27-Tho federal gov
ernment Is 20 investigate the action
OF the municipal authorities at Law
renee In preventing the exportasion
OF strikers children from the city.
United states District Attorney French
announced today that Attorney Gem
eral Wickersham has ordered him to
determine whether the municipal au-
thorities OF Lawrence had violated
the Interstate commerce act By pre-
venting the railroad from carrying out
It's contract with those who had ar
ranged 20 send children out OF the
state
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
JoHNsoN's sooM rs
on FOR VICE PRESIDENT

New York, Feb 27.--The boom Oi
Governor Hiram ~. Johnson ef Call.
fornia for the progressive Republican
nomination as vice president as the
running mate OF Theodore Roosevelt,
was launched at o dinner of the In
sBrgent club here last night
The toastmaster in suggesting the
governors name referred to him as
zone az the most progressive men IN
public life In the progressive west"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
AMERICANS IN MEXICO
ARE HEAVILY ARMED

Tucson, Arlz., Feb. 27--Passeh8ers
who arrived here during the day from
tho west coats OF Mexico. brought
word that American residents az ~
Dura, Conichi and Sahuaripn were
heavily armed and guarding against
any antlforeign outbreak. The Amer
lcans. Il was stated, are confident OF
beating of any attack IN the event OF
Intervention by the United States IN
Mexico
Dispatches received today from -
Duga stated that Mexican bandits
fired on John ilanesly OF HOLLYWOOD.
Calf, and Alexander Mcpherson 81
Indiana, while the two men were out
riding yesterday Neither men was
wounded but the horses OF both were
killed.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
ROOSEVELT TOO RADICAL
TO SUIT GILLETTE

New Orleans, Feb. 27.---"Colonel
Roosevelt ID too radical" declared
former Governor J. ~ Gillette Of Cali
fornla. who stopped here last nieht
on his way home after q tour of the
south IN the interest Of the San Fran
cisco exposition.
'His advocacy 81 plan for the
people 10 review decisions Of the high.
es courts of the land is the cra2lesi
proposition ! ever heard It's anarchy
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27

IA TOILETTE LEADER
SWINGS TO ROOSEVELT

Washington, Feb. 27.--Reprosonta-
tive Kent OF California, who has been
an active Ia Folicte leader IN his
state. tcleeraphcd today 20 leaders Of
IA California progressive organlza-
tion agreeing 60 their request for per-
mission TO place HIS namo on the ball
lot az Roosevelt delegate TO the Chi
caFo Convention
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
TEXAS oUARpsmEN
PATRoLINc BORDER

Austin, Texas, Feb. 27-Adlutant
General Hutchlngs will leave San An
tonic tonight for El Paso, where he
win assume charge OF the state troops
stationed there General Hutchings
left Austin today for San Antonio,
where he was IN conference with Gen
eral Duncan, commanding the federal
troops.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
NICK LoNewoRTH rs
IN DEEP WATER

washington. Feb. 7.--Representn
tive Inngworth % Ohio, son-in-iaw Of
Theodore Roosevelt. returned to
Washington today after q visit with
the colonel IN Boston and announced
that he would not take any part IN
the campslgn for selection of dele
gates 20 the Chicago convention from
his district IN Ohio.
Mr. LongwoFth several weeks ago
announced himself In favor OF the re
nomination OF President Taft.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
TEXAS CowBoYs KILL
MEXICAN RAIDERS

San Antonio, Texas. Feb. 21.-A
hand of tweRty-seyen Mexican rebels
that had crossed 10 the American side
and attempted % steal herd Of
cattle was completely routed Friday
afternoon Ia running fight WITH
fourteen cowpunchors thirteen miles
down the Rio urande river from Free
HldiO. Texas. -Four OF the MeXieans
were killed and several wounded.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
GOMEZ IS SURPRISED
An JUAIsEZ ATTACH

San Antonio, Texas. Feb. 21.-
Emilio Vasquez Gomez. whose name
has been used by the rebels who took
Juarez today. ana who has called on
President Madcro TO resign, declared
he would not so 70 Juarcz 10 accept
the provisional presidency OF the re-
public. He said he was surprised al
the investment OF Juarez, asserting he
thought the revolutiOnlsts were goine
10 march south and beleaguer Chi
huahua.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27

President Madoro that the port OF
Juarez was closed. The announcement
however. Il Is said here, viii not stop
traflic. The NasquistRS are reported
to be ia complete control Of the cus-
toms house.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
AMERICAN RANCHERs
DRIVE Ot,F REBELS

Maria. Texas. Feb 2G.--Afteg sew
eral hours fighting the Americans
defending the Nelson Morris ranch
at Cuervo. Mexico, near the Toxas
line, drove off the Mexican bandits
who attacked the ranch headquarters
yesterday.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
STARVING MINERS IN
MEXICO WIN strike

Tucson, Arlz., Feb. 2T.--A After fRht-
ing famine for a month during which
they were bfough. % the verge OF
starvation. mlners Ia the Realltn dis
trict on sonora. who struck when re-
fused iucreaaoe Ia pay and lower
prices at the commisaarloa returned
10 work today. the companies having
made concessions.
Duriag the strike some OF the min
crs. n was said. were reducod 10 the
necessity OF feeding on roots.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
PRESIDENT TAFT WILL
SPEAK TO MIBERNIANs

(ny Eveaing iicrald a. =. LEASED Hirel
Washington, Feb. 21.-lt became
known today. although no definite
time has been set, thnt President Taft
viii visit savannah, GA. In April or
May 20 be the guest OF the Hiber-
nian society.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27

. Washington. Feb. 21.--Any I
. fear that the rlsht of thc United
. States to fortily the Panama I
. canal might BE- challenged ana
. forced % arbitration undor the I
. provisions of the pending Angio-
. American arbitration treaty has I
. been dinpelled by Statement 2
. from official sources that Great
. Britain has already formally ac- I
. knowledged that right.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
GOVERNOR JOHNSON
To INVADE OHIO

Columbus. o.. Feb. Att was am
johnson of California would address
the delegates attending Ohlo's consti-
tutlonal convention next Thursday
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
BIG OCEAN LINER
STRIKES A DERELICT
Olympic OF White star Houte DAM
ages Her Propeller IN Culiislon
With Submerged Wreck IN the At
innilc.


Belfast. Feb. g7.-qhe White Star
linor Olympic. whloh left New York
on "Wednesday and was due IN SOUTH
ampton today. struck suhmerged
wreck IN the Atlantic early this mora
ing ana Is now on her way % this
city for repairs.
According TO later adyiees, the
damage 60 the Olympic was confined
10 the propeller. she VIII land her
passengers nt the usual points before
proceeding here for repairs.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
WEATHER FOREcAsT.

Z 10 IF0HIHN EEF0WIN - y 0lF'7I""" WFFNF
. Denver. Feb eIt~ Colorado; .
q Mostly cloudy tonight and We'd =
. nesday; colder Ia east
= New Mexico; Colder tonight .
. and Wednesday, cloudy.
. . ~eAH@NeHAV@ . o@@ .
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
WIFE OF M. +. BISHOP
DIES IN NEW ORLEANS
Of Celebrated Divine Explrca Upon
Return From Visit 60 Mexico.
(ny Evenins Herald A. ?. Leased Wire

New Orleans. Feb. 27.--Mrs. Eliza
beth Hickman Neciey. wife 81 Blshop
Thomas B. Neeley OF the Methodist
Episcopal church. died last night.
Bishop and Mrs. Medley returned from
Mexico city yesterday where he pre-
sided over the Mexican conference.
..se was 60 years old and n native OF
Philadelphia. The body viii be taken
20 Philadelphia.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
TODAY IN CONGRESS.
tny Evening" Herald 4. =. Lsnsea wirel
SENATE.

IN HtHNlHn Nt Alt
steel products manufacturer
continue protests against stoel
tarid revision bill before finance
committee.
Interstate commerce commit
tee began executive sessions 10
consider evidence taken in henr-
ings on proposed trust legislation.
senator Dupont fiatly denied
election corruption charges made
by Senator Reeds investigation
resolution. which went over un-
an "Wednesday.
senator Lodge objected 90 rcs-
olution Tor Investigation Of Law
renee strike saying there was am-
pie authority under present law
for Investigation.
senator Mclean introduced bill
exemptlng factory smokers" ci-
Rars from internal revenue tax.
HOUSE
Met al noon.
Chairman Wilson OF labor
committee sought passage ~ hls
resolution Tor investigation of
AsA AANfAN EtiNNh NNt NNlNNtANN
forced matter aside.
objection made a. Everglades
hearing 90 hegrrny evidence that
"innuences'' had been az work
10 procure "a favorable report
from agricultural department,
Ruies committee win give
hearings Saturday on Lawrence
strike resolutions of Inquiry
snb-commiiteo on banking come
mittee reported on scope OF mo-
ney trust Investigation and Chair
man pulo announced hearings
would begin On q few days
Amendment 20 fortihcat,7ns
appropriation bill providing Tor
government to manufacture ~
own powder was defeated.
Ways and mems committee
silll deadloCked on sugar tariff,
coRsidored placing duty on raw
rubber.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27
SENATE DEFEATS
TaAwRENCT INQUIRY
(ny Evening" Herald A. y. Leased Wirel

Washington, Feb. 27.-Ry "a 70 AZ
the senate voted down today motion
90 table the Poindoxter resolution for
investigation OF the Lawrence strike,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-27

Washington. FNb. 27~-Word was
received al the treasury department
today that the Mexican oonsul IN ~
Paao had declared Ia the name ot
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17
j d. Hatch and family autoed
to Cassville Sunday.

j d. Hatch and family autoed
to Cassville Sunday.
The Calantne Temple Pythian
Sisters have adjourned until Septem-
Der.
Miss Bessie Carter, of Madison,
is the guest of Miss THETA Calvin,
this week.
Miss Theda Howe returned Satur-
day evening from a months visit in
Chicago.
Mrs. Stewart Louthain from
Cornelia, Wis. is here visiting her
daughter, Mrs Oscar Day
The American History Club will
meet with Mrs a. G. Morse on
Friday of this week instead of on
Saturday, as usual
Mrs. John Roescn and daughter
Miss Iona went to Boscobel Yester-
day. where they will visit for a
few days at the home of Mrs Roesch S
brother, Frank Taylor
Miss Helen NJ. Judd is spending
two weeks in Madison With her
cousins Lenice and Richard Goodrich
She will also visit her grandmother,
Mrs. Fl. E. Baxter, before her return.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17
Testimonial.
some of

A grocer enjoys the unenviabIe no.
toriety &c selling the worst goods in
the district, bGr he has not recovered
fron the shock ne got the other day
when little girl came into the shop
and said: My ma sent me for two
pounds Of your best tea to kill rats
with, and a pound of finest ham, and
mind and cut it in good thick slices,
for it is to sole and heel my dads
boots"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17

LOST-In Lancaster on school com.
mencement day ca Ghe day following.
lady hunting case gold watch, with
initials L. T." in case. Reward.
if returned to Herald Office. 18ctf
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17

WANTED Boy to learn the
printers trade. at The Herald Office.
Guod opportunity for an intelligent
ana earnest boy who can board at
home
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17
Praise or Condemnation

Author (cheerfully) Couldn't !
take my call now? They're shouting
Author"
Manager (doubtfully) you like.
But I'm not quite sure whether it's
author" they're shouting or "aw-
full. "-Bystander.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17
MONEY TOLOAN.

Money to loan on first class real
estate security. Office in the Baxter
block with the law firm of Brown,
Brennan & Carthew.
49ctf CRAS. KLARMAN.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17
one Sort of Philosophy.

Mother, did you learn to cook be-
fore you got married?" Il did not. I
married first. There's no use learning
a trade until you know you're going
to need it.''-Detroit Free Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17
Fair REASONING.

Tommy CATER long, lingering sur
vey of his uncle, who has lost an arm
and leg for his country)-"Is that
why you are On half pay, uncle?"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17
Mystified.

A balky mule is bad enough
When harnessed to rig,
But the hardest thing on earth to drive
Is a bottle-fed blind pig.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17

Magistrate-You are accused of hav-
ing kissed this lady. What have you
TO say in your defense?
Prisoner-Nothing Cooking at the
woman)-I was drunk and deserve 10
be punished
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-07-17

The Summer Boarder-Are the
mosquitoes and flies very bad here?
Hiram Hayrick-Nope You'll find
some of 'em in church every Sunday.