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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-31

obey or can't hold III boys amy longer. saws
ne, naulln pa-aper out ~ his coat tail pocket
fc needn't read thin to me, says III king in
an awful voice. Speed, catiff an proclaim me
7le will to me realm or ye'rc head shall be for
feit says he. An TIL prime nnis,hcr has to
Obey whether he wants to or not
him., says Hogan, there ar-rc tn lords
Win they don't stand in with tn prime min
esther they stand between him an til constit,-
ton. They're like Our saint In iverv country
like England an ours which is ruled entirely be
tn people, it is NECESSARY to have BODY ~ in
telligent an conservative men to sec that they
don't entirely rule tn country Dive see tn
pint: Tn whole idcc ~ republic is tina, the
people should have what they think is good f'r
thin. But there are more thoughtful pathritcs
who know that ii they want it very much ii can't
be good IT thin, so they stop it. Ne start re-
public be askin tn people what they want but
We preserve it be not etn thin have it. So
whin Askith wanted wan thing or another tn
house OF lords wuddent give il to him An
what does he do! He goes up to tn king an
says he Ye're majesty, command me" What
to do? says tn king. 10 make bunch "
lords says tn prime ministher. There ARE
enough now fr tn business they're doin'," SAYS
tn king. How NANNY " these pathrcyans
dye want" says tn king. think about four
or five hundred, says tn prime nnisther. 4
don't know how nanny III need Maybe won't
need amy Go as far as We like says th'
king So wan day Askith comes out an says he:
In house iv lords is one iv tn grandest in
stitutons. But tn king thinks it needs frcshenin
up Onless certain things happen which his
majesty has told ME about. It's his majestys in
tenton to create SO many peers that tn house iv
lords will have to meet in TIL baseball park
These heriditory nobemen will be chose firm
tn flower iv our population, an ony men iv tn
purest Norman blood will be selected" An
how ar-re we gon to know they ARE iv Norman
blood:' says somewan. Be hndin' out how
they'll VOTE" says Askith
:" Well says Hogan, TIL house iv lords puts
up furryous fight. Led be wan iv tn old nobil-
lty who was lawyer be profssyon, but his
family were brewers, they resolved to die III tn
last ditch, which they did at banquet. They
made up their minds TO sacrifice their ancient
chamber rather thin give way Unbending TO
tn last, these naughty arrystocrats contested ivry
inch ~ tn way, making untold sacrifices f'r their
cause And what did they do: says he. They
refrained firm votn'! 1t was magnificent spec
tacle. these proud spirits bringin back tn DAYS
iv chivalry be duckin' tn roll call. At TIL last
minyit message came firm White1aw Reid pro-
testin in tn name v American investors in Eng
hsh titles again watherin' tn house iv lords an
depreecyatn' their securities. So Askth Won
says Hogan"
Dye think they'll liver abolish tn house iv
lords?" asked MIR. Hennessy
Not without war with this country" said
Mr.. Dooey. Wed have to prnect our in
vestments."
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-31
be forfeit, says tn king.

IN wurrld there is concerted movement again
our ordher an it must be resisted Mr.. Wig
gins reported Slight fallin' off in the churn
business, but looked for an Improvement this
fall"
What's it all about" asked Mr.. Henncssy
didn't know mesif till asked Hogan"
said MT Dooley He made it perfectly plain
says he Well to begin with, he says, Eng
iana mas constitution, but nobody liver took tn
lf'roubie to write it down, nobody knows what
is at amy nlinyit an anything that happens is
llb!e to change it firm day to day In our more
blessed country he says, VIC have written
constitution an amy schoolboy can read it an
understand It ii nc has been admitted TO tn
bar an follows III decisions iv til Supreme
coort his here vulnerable docy1lint was wrote
out DC tn fathers ~ III republic whn tn re-
public was in its infancy, an its rimedics ARE
good f'r tccthin', rash, nlumps an prickly heat
but ~ course yc can't find ANYTHING in il i'r tn
govt nervous prosthration, an TIL other ali
minis " machure manhood SO whn tn republic
mas pain in its stomach tn Supreme coort
says; AT gr-reat expense we have secured
copy ~ tn constitution firm collector iv rare
docyhlints an find casther-ile wudve been
Employed by tn foundhcrs iv tn nation. But
TINS wud be onsuited to tn age iv tn patient
an wud remove tn cause iv TIL disease which
is part " tn nature iv republics We have no
doubt that ii III ood La-ads that wrote this
docymint had lived to our day they wud advise
nusthard Plasther Anyhow that's what we
intend to slam on. Thin tn patient won't know
which IS hurtin him an will be happy or ought
to be- Holmes j., Mckenna J., Hughes j. an
tn laft judges whose names I've forgot con
currin'"
But, says Hogan, in England they make
up tn constitution as they go along Undher it
tn king is TIL supreme ruler. Ye mustn't freet
that. All power comes firm tn throne. But
tn king don't git clint Fl supreme ruin on
less he suprcemly rules tn way tn house iv
commons wants him to. As soon as TIL king
reads tn election returns an finds out who is tn
boss Nv tn house iv commons he says to himsf:
There's new face in the cashiers window 1t
is pleasant face, kind face. 1t is the face v
man that lvud like to have FIR me adviser
will illvatc this humble stranger to an office v
gr-rcat dignity. will make him me prime min
isthcr. TIL relations iv the prime ministher an
III king ar-rc pecooyer. TIL king commands
til prime mnisther absolutely only he mustn't
command him 10 do anything that TIL prime
mnisthcr hasn't asked him to command him to
do. Tn prime ninisther approaches til throne
on his knees. Sirrah," says tn king pushin'
him gently away with his foot what dye want7'
+" | await yc'rc majcstys commands" says tn
prime ministhcr. Get out" says tn king +" L
won't. says The prime ministher Well, thin"
says iii king haven't amy other commands
for ye' Ycrc majesty don't know what yc
ARE talkin. about. | have list iv commands
here that ycd better be quick about maxim me
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-31

ss\ ELL, SIR, said Mr.. Dooley, :" if knew
Wv way to go about it I'd apologize to
tn British parynlint wud So I've
zone 1t all injustice. ! always thought
" Il as place where English gintlemen wint to
sleep OFT their dinners an where therc'd be no
more ~ an openin' fr a statesman with punch
thin at neetin' " tn directors v the Home f'r
beeaycd 6ntleworncn. In other countries par
!YiTinthry govcrHint was carried on in wav
70 me iikin In France whin tn REPRESENTATIVES
" mat me people get together there's ALWAYS
rte members whaok each other with parasols
III speaker rings bell an jumps through win
COW an III mex morlin' all tn dep'ties havin'
snt their dyin' wurruds to til newspapers. wrote
their wills, made arrangements with III undher
taker f'r funral " tn sicond class an ,,;d :,
supply " arnica an stickin' plasthcr are ont
on n bicycle coorse pokin' away at each other
WIN A'tic soords an horribly rlutilatin' tn ris-
pd''uS " tneF dooin shirts In .Austhrce lis
IN custom to open tn proccedin's with a hard
right fr'n IN leader v tn deep centher on til
Jaw " tn leader iv tn exthreen left Til Eve
'aiyan Solon, as Hogan calls Thin puts on woven
Heel vest befure he offers resolution. while
IN our own spndid gatherin' il, intclechoo iovnts
Gown in Pennsylvania avnoo how often ARE IN
grave deliberations married an made nthresti,'
DC disgraceful scene whin some pathrite firm
tn sunny southland thries to catch tn eve ~ the
SPEAKER or tn ear ~ til house with.th stationery,
provided DC gin'rous goverrnint.
! Me talents as debator wud be Useful IN
amy ~ 'hese here ASSEMBLIES Hnnissy IT I'm
q Sood a shot as III next man with an ink bot
Ic' an I've SO long sarved as an umpire ir
earnest thruck drivers that I've picked No via,
5c might call good worn knowledge IL par
IyFantnry language But firm what heerd
ABOUT tn English parlyinint figured out that
was no place i'r NE. d pick I'D the "a -aper
and read Baitour gives Askith til lie Pre-
mier's savage rctort But whn I'd souaro
5neS'Ii away eonrintediy II an inteecllool threat
q read thai Miether Baliour l?avin been nndecd
be collagne slowly unbraidcd Ills legs qraiooI,.
rose to MS feet. snoohed his hair, crIcd his
'"nslaohe Put OIL his eyeglass. an in voice
'e'-'efe1 Almost 'iaudblc be passion said that
'''e'' d Il PANIED 1l:n 10 speak at amy time he
m '7'o'c paac1 Ilin lie cid say be hayj,' 10.
spear " 1rltolsn, il lie cud pun !, SO ir lack *
iniiaer wufrud r. til right honrabe gin,lc
men whose saryiccs in behalf ~ tn crnDire he u,,
% II last 70 underestimate. bur ne ar Pal.
iour) ielt that ii crisis in tn affairs ~ ~
nation was such as 10 compel plain an aven
oTutal irarkness litte as lie reshcd it. ali he
must declare i i vas with his dyn breath,
that tn honrable gintle,nan was. lie cud think
OF no other wurrud, incorrectly informed. Loud
Opposition cries IS Plucky wurruis be CAD. and
no'rse goSerHinf mnrnrurs " indignation.
"Afther til usual recess r. tea ~ aim.
ininisther caped 70 his feet ar Win his lace con
vulsed be emotion replied tina. he was hurt 10
tn heart &c tn attack " tn RICH, hon'rabe gin.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-31
In depe out tn bicycle pon away at each other with


ssE ELL, sir said Mr.. Dooley, q" if knew
Wv way to go about it I'd apologize to
tn British parlynlint wud So I've
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08

George L. Higbie. Manton, Mich, used Foley Kidney Pills for kidney and bladder trouble. He says:t'I find for my case no other medicine equals Foley Kidney Pills for beneficial eff fect.' They are a safe and reliable medicine for kidney trouble and rheu- matisrn. Contains no harmful drugs F. L. Curtis. *135
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08

Many friends were pained to learn of the death late Saturday of Orrin H. Osborne, retired grocer, who lived at 627 Noble avenue. MT. Os borne had been in failing health for some time. He is survived by a widow, one daughter, Mrs. Fannie Platt, and three sons, @ Horace M, Robert M. and Frank IF Osborne.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
SLAYER OF TWO
 DIES IN HOSPITAL

Waterbury. July S-Dominick From betta is dead and the State is saved the expense of an execution.
 On June 16th Trombetta attended a dance and in the fight which followed angry. words with Andrea Riccio, Tronlbetta shot and killed him. Af- ter the killing, Trombetta came to this city and called at the home of his fiancee, Concetta Ciccarelli, and called her to a back porch. He told her he had killed a man and asked her if she still loved him, and as she replied in the affirmative. he shot her through the heart, killing her instant ly. He then placed the revolver to his own head and shot himself, the bullet lodging in his jaw. He was taken to a fpoaI hospital where it Twas thought he would live, but septic men ingitds set in and nothing could save him. ! While confined at the hospital he jumped from window but did not re- oeive fatal injuries although the fall
 may have helped cause his death.
 :. He. has expressed, sorrow efor his crimes and said. he welcomed death. For allowing Tronbetta to get away and jump toilt of the window two po-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
WESTPORT

Westport, July S-Intense jealousy is given as the cause by Bertha Laska of Greens Farms for the pun ishnent meted to her on Friday ev- ening by her husband, John Laska Mrs. Laska had a warrant issued for her husbands arrest, his case being heard before Judge Purdy, Saturday afternoon. The court found Iaska guilty, imposing a fine and costs.
 Mrs. Laska, a comedy young woman claimed that her husband was so in- tensely jealous that he would seldom if ever let her out of his sight. Laska accused boarder, Peter Borack, of trifling with his wife's affections and demanded restitution. He threatened BOrack with arrest unless he would consent to the payment of s, ,OO0. Borack never paid. It is said that other boarder and that the latter fear ing arrest paid over to Lasl1a $500 Perhaps the coining of the funds was so simple, Laska attempted to slip the same game over on another. His lat est attempted victim only laughed, wnereat LaSka took it out on his wife.
 The funeral of Joseph Braslzi, who died suddenly Wednesday at Thomas Glynn'S place, was held Saturday af ternoon from the Fable parlors, Rev. Kenneth Mackenzie officiating. Inter-
 
 Mrs. Clinton Barnum Seeley. ctil- dren and maid, of Bridgeport, are spending part of the summer with Mr. and Mrs. Fred B. Sturges of East Church street.
 Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Lyon, of Bridgeport, spent the Fourth in town visiting friends.
 Miss Dorothy Day who has been an assistant to Miss Hutt at the public library. for the past two years, has accepted position as assistant H. brarian at the West 2Sd street library, New York.
 The Library Board met Friday even ing. Nothing but routine business was transacted.
 The School Board met Friday even ing, accepting the resignations of Principal Boyden of the High School and Superintendent of Schools Gra- ham, It was with regrets that both resignations were received. The board did not take action on any future ap- pointments, but will do SO within short time.
 Johnny Barron, the former Vest port pitcher, twirled again for the Bridgeport team Friday, holding the performing. Barron relieved another twirler and was very effective. He is destined to go higher in the ranks of the national pastirne.
 Arrivals at the WeStport Hotel on Saturday were George Armstrong of Boston, Fred Andrews of Boston and MT and Mrs. A. J. Lynch of New York
 Everett Call and Dave Wood spent the week end in Bridgeport.
 Ernest Baker is now enjoying a ten days vacation granted by the trolley company.
 < George Allen has accepted a posi- tion with Eli B. Mead.
 Mir and Mrs. Harold F. Clark of South Norwalk are among the camp CTS at Compo Beach.
 Patrick Dunn of Greens Farms left Wednesday for New York. where he saiaaa fax LxsaaHd .HA 1ataaAas skA -Aell
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
EASTON

Michael Mastrooni was taken i'll a few days ago and is now at the Bridgeport hospital.
 Jesse Beers of Providence, R. l., has arrived at Mrs. Amelia Beers for his annual summer visit
 MT. and Mrs. Clarence Powell of Bridgeport are spending several days with their parents MT. and Mrs. Chas Powell.
 Miss Mae Freeborne has returned to her home. having spent a few days with Mrs. Clarence A. Jennings
 Rev. Arthur Locke spent the week end in Maine where he was entertain ed with friends.
 Miss Lillian Andrews spent the week end with her parents, MT. and Mrs. Elmer Andrews
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08

gone about six weeks. / MT. Dunn makes an annual trip to his old home across the pond.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
FLASHES WOMAN WHO DECLINED
 TO MARRY HIM
Boarding House Mistress Will Be Marked For Life As Result of l.
 Attack By Jealous Lover.

Ridgefield July sAn Italian board Eng house here was the scene, late yesterday of a cutting affray that will disfigura Mrs. Lusia Broncesconi nor life if the outcome is not more serious Mrs. Froncesc0ni keeps looarders. all men, and one Of them, lDominiek Naccariello, has been very attentive to his boarding mistress and, yesterday, asked her to marry him. She refused and, enraged, he attack ed her with a razor. When the sit f1stion was cleared up the woman was found to have had the left side of. her face cut to the bone and her left arm almost cut off. Dominick dis appeared from the scene and, although. fhe authorities searched all last night, for him. no trace could be found
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
POINTS OF INTEREST.
New Ivory Finish.

Picture frames inkstands, and a variety of useful articles for home and office are to be found at Jackson's Book Shop, 9S6-9s8 Main street, in this new, astonishingly pretty finish Full line. of crucifixes also found here in gold and ivory finish at modest prices
 Rug Sale
 Nothnagle's big housefurnishing store offers some extraordinary good bargains in rugs this week All kinds and sizes go into this sale. Patterns which will be discontinued in fall. A lot of fine carpets, mating. lineoleum, oil cloth, etc, at greatly reduced prices A lot of desirable go-carts and baby carriages at about half their actual value A nice little oak table is offered very special this week at an extremely low figure. Read all about it in the new Nothnagle adver- tisement on last page. If you need a refrigerator or gas range this is a splendid place to get either. Come and look. It will do you good. Enter 1O69 Main street or 135 Fairfield ave.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08

row on the proposition to call out 80,- 600 union workers of Greater Boston <in sympathy with the elevated strik- CTS. This number includes: teamsters, chadffaurs, city employees, telephone operators and 1inemen, carpenters, painters, plumbers, boot and shoe
 workers, cloak and suit makers, fire- men, engineers, freight handlers, long shoremen, leather workers, metal workers. blacksmiths and other allied trades.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08

Summer colds are hard to get rid of, and frequently lead to asthma, bronchitis, and hay fever. Do not let your cold get hold on you, but use Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for quick relief w H. Allen, Chelsea, Wis, says: We prefer Foley's Honey and Tar Compound to other cough because it quickly cures coughs and colds. It will ward off q cold if taken in time." Contains no opiates F. L. Curtis *125
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
licemen who were guarding him have been suspended for intoxication.
THE STOCK MARKET
CT. L. Watson & Col

We have some remaining labor trou- -bles political questions will become acute by. and by and while the late ness of the corn crop : protects it against drouth, 1t exposes it the more to the risk of early frosts. There are enough uncertainties to keep specu- lation conservative. But if we do not meet with a bad agricultural setback the preponderance of. natural condi- tions is encouraging to business and securities market progress.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
BOSTON NOW FACING
 BIG INDUSTRIAL STRIKE

erial strike in the history of Boston ie promised by the Central Labor Un.' Son. unless the Boston Elevated Rail- hFsy company accedes to the demands Of S.s00 striking motormen and conduc- tors and recognizes the newly formed union which has been on strike for. four weeks and three days gs9as-sAs
 Officials of the Central Labor Union said, today, that they will vote tomor-i
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
GOVERNOR WILSON, MRS. WILSON AND THEIR
 THREE CHARMING DAUGHTERS AT THEIR HOME

Sea Girt. N. J.. July s-Governor Woodrow Wilson has family that levill certainly be an advantage to his Political prospects. Mrs. Wilson, a Rative of Georgia, is an extremely Charming woman, who has the faculty
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08
WEATHER FORECAST
 FOR. THIS VICINITY

New Haven July S-Forecast: Gen. orally fair and continued warm to- night and Tuesday. Light south to west winds.
 The general conditions have changed but little during the last 48 hours. The ridge of high pressure continues on the middle Atlantic coast and the trough of low pressure extends from Colorado northeastward to Minnesota. Rain has been general during the last A hours on the east gulf and south Atlantic coasts
 Conditions do not indicate much. change in the weather in this yicfn-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08

twenty-two. As shown inathe picture the Wilson family are:z 1, 1,~~Governor Wilson; 2, Miss Jessie Wilson, 3, Mrs.
 Wilson,; 4, Miss Eleanor Wilson; 5, Miss Margaret Wilson.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-07-08

of putting her callers at their ease, and her tact is remarkable The daughters are naturally highly educat- ed, two of them being college women. The eldest is twenty-six, Miss Jessie is a year younger, while Miss Eleanor,
Omaha daily bee., 1912-01-20
Woman and Children
Reach Station With
No Food or Money

On her way from wadens. MINI. TO
meet her husband at Msrysville. Kan.
Mrs. H. b. Dawson and two small chill
dren have been given an idea what II
means to be caught in blizzard after
blizzard.
Dawson went TO Marysville last fall.
and week ago his wife left the old
Minnesota home TO join him. she reached
Omaha Friday morning and left In the
afternoon, and had 1t not been for the
kindness Of people about Union station,
she would have been pretty hungry be-
fore reaching her destination.
After buying her ticket. Mrs Dawson
had enough money TO pay her expenses
10 her new home. However, Billiards
Omaha daily bee., 1912-01-20

Ninny Noggins, who has been made the
butt Of cruel jokes by the men OF the
logging and lumber camps. How they
find ''Ninny." how they fish and hunt
and discover the prehistoric mound which
gives the island itE name. make a story
full Of fascination TO boy readers.
THE sULTANs RIVAL. BY Bradley
Gilman. % PIP. n-M. Small, Maynard
& Co,
An exciting story OF adventure In the
Wild country of Morocco. A boys char
aeter is greatly determined b. the COM
psny he keeps: and the author gives the
reader the companionship Of two manly
young fellows in wild land among
savage races.
THE PECKs IN CAMP. BY A. T
Dudley. - Pp. h2a Lothrop Lee q
Shepard Co.
The Pecks are twin brothers, 50 re-
sembllng each other that It Is almost i'm
possible to tell them apart. a fact which
the roguish lads make the most OF. Tn.
scene Of this book is laid in a summer
camp for boys. with a great rivalry be-
tween two lodges" or houses in which
the boys live.
WINNING THE JUNIOR CUP. BY
Norman Brainerd. SIS PIP. H3. 10th
rop, Lee 4 Shepard company.
The plot moves swiftly through class
room and dormitory life and stirring attn
letic contests, and events eonspire to
place the hero in q position that only
one Of uncommon will pover and stability
Of character could endure.
CHASED ACROSS THE PAMPAs Bv
Edward Stratemeyer. ~ Pr nS
Lothrop. Lee q Shepard Co.
This is the sixth volume OF the Pan
American series" This time Sam and
Omaha daily bee., 1912-01-20

came on and Eho was four days getting
down TO ST, Paul. Then It was another
day before she could get train out. BY
this time her store Of funds had become
exhausted. and when the family arrived
in Omaha this morning there was not a
penny in the purse. and neither the
mother nor the children had tasted food
for eighteen hours. People around the
station learned Of the condition OF the
family and a collection brought in
enough money 10 buy a big basket Of
foods and provide sufficient funds to buy
eatables during the balance OF the jour
ney.
Omaha daily bee., 1912-01-20

Mems and Boys Gloves and Nit
tens, all kinds. worth to s1.25,
III ............ .49C
Mems Fine Silk Four-in-Hand
Ties, all the newest styles,
worth 70 sl.00. in two lots
at .....::..45c and 25c
Mems Heavy California Flannel
Shirts, In blue and grey, best
made. worth $3.50. at 81. As
Mems Heavy Fleeced Lined and
Jersey Ribbed Shirts and Draw
ers. worth. to 800. in . lots,
at .,"..49c. 35c and Csc
Omaha daily bee., 1912-01-20

Mems Fine suspenders. best
made, worth TO 500, in 3
lots, at 49c, soc and 25c
Mems Fleeced Lined Union Suits,
worth to $3.50. In 2 lots
at. CSC annd 75c
$500 Mems Jersey Wool Sweat
E ers. in grey, navy blue and
dark red. at. ....,...S1 As
Mems Fine All Wool Sweater
Goats. all colors and styles,
worth to $500, in three lots,
at ..S3.9S. So. 0S S1.9s
Omaha daily bee., 1912-01-20
MORE AUDITORIUM STOCK
IS DONATED TO THE CITY

The following additional donations of
Auditorium stock TO the city to be applied
on the purchase price should the city buy
the property have been received at the
office OF the city clerk: