St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1912-10-30
BIGVICTORYFOR PROGRESsIVEs
In Causing Taft Club to Lose its
Headquarters Costs Them Hiram
HOckins Vote-Read What he
Says of the Performance
Says of the Performance

says OF the Performance
Mister Editer:
WHARF is the taft club dom biznez
now i want ter jine.
I've stade with them Bully nose
fellers jest as long as ime goin tn.
I've ben getin sick ov thayr dock
trine fu sum time, an now by gosh,
line dun. / tell you thay air gol
dumb hipocrytes, the hole blamed
bilin ov UNI. Tok about Army Gedon
an batlin for the lord. I ges if that
oil moin mashine consarn that
georgia perkins wurks for put the
lyd on its bucket the battle wud stop
durn quick. I tel yu muny is the
stuff to start a popla demand with
an morel uprized to. 1t maks the
mayr go an the bully mooser also.
here i'V kept from mi wurk, haint
| dug mi potaters yet, an goin down
to jonsberry ter moo round with
them lunnyticks an thay hev kept
at it until the she nose air al moo
ing to, they haz gut thayer hatz in
the ring an thay is al mooing to
gather, an thay cal it staining at
Army Gedon. But what turned mi
stumich waz thayer last perfor-
mince. du yu kno them Taft fellers
after setin round al summer an
lisning to the He moo an the She
moo and the moo, moo, made little
club an thay Wanter a rom to hold
metins in an thay didn't hav eny
damn hannah or Magazine edeter
to hire EN- one an thay cud get one
chepe in thaR alphybet asshosiation
bildin an thay hyred it and put up
a sine bout mister taft bnd gud
tymes,-not a gold darned mite o
hurt in it, but one them little mar
rer gagged bully mosers Sc that sine
and he mooed a mitey moo an the
she NOSE moed and the KATE moed
an sum he Army Gedonite swor thay
never wud Civ anuther gol darnd
sent if the alfeybet sosiety if thay
didn't fire them taft fellers out ov
thayer bilding, MOO, an the femail
gedonites sed me to, MOO MOO. An
sum of the bully moosers sed thay
tryed to git them same room before
the taft fellers gut EN- an mister
brooks who is boss of the assassination
bildin sed the progress fellers cudnt
hev them rooms. Mr. brooks sed
thay wur mistaken that thay he'd
never asked him for them. if mister
brooks he'd ben a bully mooser he'd
hav jus sed thay lied an that wuId
hav ben al but mister brooks is a
gentylman. an thin the gedonites
sed thay tryed to get them rooms
from mister brown the fellar who
is mister brooks hired man at the
soshiatiOn bildin an the taft fellers
gut sic ov the dunn squoble an
caring moore for desensy than
pollyticks gut out an took down
THAR sine like gentylmen an spose
sum bully NOSE sent a telegraf to
Army Gedon that thay he'd wun
anuther battle for the lord. an now
mister brown SEE the moo moos
never menshioned the thing to hymn.
SO the taft fellers kot the truth tel
lars in understandable. an it turn
out to after al this gol dunn boiler
that DIR Aldyrch the moo moo candy
dat for the legislator he'd them
same room in the soshiation bildfn
to fed his moo moos in the mite ov
the lection an not a syngle taft fell
Ter maid eny obgectyon an sum ov
the bully mosers are holdin THAR
moo moo metins in the metin houses
in this countie an no taft man has
sed he wouldn't pay the passon his
sallery or the sweeper for clenin if
that thing went on, 1aint them
darnd small potaters. by Gosh, /
belive taft is the Teller that STAINS
at army gedon even if tother Teller
did say it fust an the hipercrite what
practises the squar dele ov the Moo
moo tipe don't git mi vote eny moore
your very TRULY,
hirum bookings