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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

INDIANAPOLIS. May 26.-Motor cars
entered In the second annual V-mile
race TO be run at the speedway on Me-
mortal day we're tuned finally today Tor
tomorrow's speed elimination trials.
The cars Of America. France. Italy and
Germany rompcd around the brick track
hour after hour under the eyes OF many
enthusiasts OF many cities.
Each OF the twenty-seven entrants
must show "A speed OF 30 miles an hour
for one lap OF Two and one"halt miles or
be disqualified.
Seventy-fjvc thousand persons, II Is ss-
timated will be in the stands and park
ing places next Thursday for the great
est event OF tho automobile world
The speedway gates VIII be opened AZ
five o'clock In the morning. and the racn
Will he started at 10 o'clock
N Ia expected last years mark tor tne
classic Will be beaten because OF inc
change In the specifications for qualitica-
ton and hot rivalry OF the drivers 10
step up into The place or honor held now
by Ray Harroun. who IN his Marmon
Wasp won the race In 40e;s. an average
Of Tls1 miles an hour. Harroun IL not
driving This year.
Fifty -thouSand dollars IN prizes are Of
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

When It comes to trying to decide
which mistake Of mine was the worst
have to take a day or two on and
,b,nk than over, There was the time
7 balked, or the umpire snid did, ana
lost a game to the Chicago White
so1. can think OF score, and prob
ably Manager Chance can think OF SIX
or eight thousand. But. honestly, the
worst one / think I ever made was
ons at Brooklyn few years ago.
can laugh at It now. but 1t took some
time 10 learn TO laugh at It The
others laughed hard enough even
then.
It was IN 1908, believe; anyhow
1t was at a stage of the season when
every game counted, and when Pitts
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
WORLD RECORD BY
CELTIC PARK RACER
BY International News Service.

BY international News Service.
NEW YORK. May 2s.-More than 1000
persons at Celtic park today saw Abe
FOviat lower the worlds 150o-m rec
ord by three-fifths OF second The
games were held under the auspices OF
tho New York Postoff!ce Clerks associa-
tion
Great Interest centered In the events
because of the attendance Of several Bos
ton runners who came down TO lower
the colors OF Kiviat and Melvin Sheppard.
After splendid effort in which he 3as
opposed by Oscar Hedlund, the New Eng
land champion, Melvine Shepard and
Frank Riley, Kivlat breasted tho tape In
minutes SO 1-5 seconds. This lowered
the mark three-fifths OF a second, the
previous high record being held by p.
Wilson OF Great Britain
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

those so named will be liable FOR starting
fee. To be run "Wednesday, July 3.
Hotel Utah Handicap, $1,000
Eor 9-year-olds and upward. Entrance
$40 and $40 additional to start. Guaran-
teed cash value $1,000. OF which s226 to
Thursday. July 4.
The Junior, Two-year- -olds, $1,000. Z.
For 2-year- -olds (foals of 1910, En-
trance $40 and $40 additional 10 start
Guaranteed cash value $1,000 of which
$40 to second and SIS TO third. Winners
OF two stakes in 1912 or one since June I.
four pounds; OF two stakes since June l.
seven pounds extra. Non-winners or a
stakes or OF four races allowed three
races. eight pounds; uaidens. twelve
pounds TO be run Saturday, July 10.
The Ogden Handicap. $1,000
For 3-year-olds and upward. Entrance
$40 and $40 additional to start Guaran-
teed cash vnlue $1,000. Of which sl76 to
nounced Wednesday. July H.: Winners
after publication OF weights. five pounds
extra To be run Saturday, July 20. Sew
Ell furlongs.
Salt Lake Derby, ,Three-year- -olds, $4,000.
For 3..year-olds Cfoals OF 1909. En-
Guaranteed cash value $4,000. Of which
$3.50 to second and $3.50 TO third. Weights.
lis pounds. Winners OF 3-year-old
race Of $500 value. four pounds; or two
OF $500 or one of $4,000. seven pounds
extra. Non-winners in 1912 OF two races
of $500 each allowed two pounds; OF two
of 5000, five pounds, ono OF $500. eight
mounds; one Of $3.50, eleven pounds; maid
ems fifteen pounds. To be run Saturday,
July 2I. one and one eighth miles
Manager Wilson also gave out the
stakes for the Butte race meeting. They
are are follows:
The Silver Bow selling race. August 3,
over the Futurity course. This is Tor
three year -olds and upwards. and Is
worth $1,000, sl75 TO second and SO TO
third. ,
The Treasure Stale 10 be run August
TO- This IL for two-year- olds, ana mas
a guaranteed value of $1,000. Five fur-
longs.
The Butte handicap, one mile August
IL TaIue $1,000. Weights announced
August /. -
The Montana Derby for three-year-olds;
August "a Value $4,000; $3.50 20 second
and $3.50 10 third. Weights 12e pounos'
ore mile and three-sixteenths.
The Copper HD handicap, August 3l-
Six furiongs. all ages. Value SlOoo'
ANOTHER WONDER WHAT IS TIT
You can get Nunn's Black OH ont
OF Salt Lake
Tribune Want Ads
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
saturdays Toronto Results.

rIsr,' n,, .n t!,longs-K,uE commoner. u,
,lh7,,, place, $3.50. second: Lady irmn- 10
Va ,,.how. 1870. third. Time. i:i7 2'6.
| y cs,,Si,suo NARY. Lad of Longdon. AnsvrI
e1hI i've tirlonss-glra Sight. lG2 lE.
sanrn ,Kht Sao. won. scsnsrns. lio
sah plao. 1870. second BerncKsL loi
70 O-rr H.5o. third Time 1:oi. Street
rim ,oe' Fsderul also ran
aSh ~; one miie-Chspontuc. III tBurnpl.
zo t,7'.wseo won. site,n. ios CAmoroscl.
. -. Em heeond; Eorbitt 1ns tautwelD.
= p,syL, 'nrd Time. 1:s2 Tick Tack Son
.tsrtL r.. heeonts aud Dutch Rock also ran.
= fq-sssr' mile and an -iEhth-star Cbartsr.
= idesitn. straight, Sloso. won; oiambals.
=. tinnsassl' place. 5000. pceond; Rockville
y ID Mel show. $500. third Time
BE- nrsndisn. ciu Edge. Kormak. Tex
Sdaa and Ligh, One Life uirc
|sS-fhs rrssspleeha,e. about two and hall
~ .sau; aropset las (Ecrmnth). straight.
ISA; H,sSu H,un Cotton Cotton, i42 (Ailcn,. place. 81; 20
s3T"I Hal I63 tAffcc). ySG0. third
s.ah ra., enape and High Bridge also ran.
|f'1s. 3ISi, one milc-HeresY ia t6mall)
e,oee; AZ. Ton Cnp-rssuce. 100 tMArtinl
|E.- i4, nrn,orns. lib fSwesney) $50 third
csrmr, D'nhum. KIlhou. Steamboat. Rust
S,srh ,ss. ana Mar sud also ran
t-sIN n, niis and ari1ieenth--BllcEford
he mir ".tp. won: Ny Fellow. ins 1Turnerl
'fS third tesopd; besuooup. iii CpIgslns)
tnd z, Iime. l;E is. Rcyburn Lor,
~'u ovnnoon slso ran
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

Estate of Arthur Brown, deceased.
The undersigned viii sell at private sale
tho following described property: Com
mencing at the southeast corner OF lot
three az block one CD. plat 'T." Salt
Lnka City survey. thence west Ave (Sl
rods: thence north ten (1o) rodr: themes
east Ave (6l rods: thence south ten Cop
rods TO the place of beginning. including
all rights OF way and easements that are
appurtenant to said property and all
rights OF way that said estate has en-
joyed as the owner OF said property. over
the lands adjoining said lot 3 on the
north end thereof which are used 10 pass
10 and from the property OF said estate
In lot 13, block /. plat Il Salt Lake
City survey. more fully described here
matter, and ali rights OF way said prop
erty enjoys on It's north end for wagon
road or otherwise or at all; Comm encang
at a point eight (s) feet east OF The
southwest corner OF lot IL, block !, plat
'T" Salt Lake City survey. thence north
one hundred siKty-hve (16s) feet; thence
east nine (el feet: thence south one nun.
dred sixty-nve Us5) feet; thsncs west
nine (a) feet 70 the place or netinrjn9.
on THURSDAY, the sixth day or June NV
ara written bids will be raccived az NO
si5 Judge building. Salt Lake City. IVA
Terms cash. MAN SHQs&
psr1aaed. |2&*- :
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
NILSSOULA.

Summary: Left on bases-Helena g
Missoula 9. Sacrifice hit-Bryan. Sacri-
lice fly-Menges. Two base hit-Sadof-
sky. Double plays-Irby to Brogan. Quig-
ley to Lussi. Tobin TO Perrine. Hits
OF Quick In 2-3 inning. on Zamlock
in 1-3 innings. Legal at bats-against
Quick 8. against Zamlocls 80. Struck out
by Bryan !, by Zamock 3. Bases on
balls-of Quick 3, off Bryan 2. Wild
pitch-Zamlock. Runs batted in-Menges
Sadofsliy. Time-l.5O. Umpire-Frary.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
BRYAN AGAIN BLANKS
BLANK s H|CHLANDERS
Diminutive Helena Twirler
Shuts Out Missoula for Sec
ond Time in Three Days.
Special 10 The Tribune

special TO The tribune,
MISSOULA, Mont, May 26,-Eddie
Quick did not last long IN todays game
and Helena had a good start before Zam-
lock took up the pitching burden for
Missoula. Bryan shut the Highlanders
out for the second time within three
days, The score today was to o Three
runs were scored off Quick in tile first
inning One count was made after Zam
lock went In. but this was due to poor
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

! 1,,s.In ssallnaTy, Two base hits-Erickson
IT, Huns bsttod lu-by Wood. Erickson.
5fts A. forlier 4. Davis 2. Abbott 2. Sac.
IA. ,gItortier. Stolen bsses-Dayts 2.
un oals-ofr A. Jensen 3. Erickson
1 Muck out-by A, Jensen 3, Erickson
] hisan !. staynor 2 Hits-off Jachs
knna Than l3 inning. a. Jensen in
" q, > In : Innings, staynor 1 In z In,
Ia Lett on bsses-Ogden 10. Salt
VA ri. pousle play-Morgan to Abbott
fkh..r .rGh.Er En- rlckson Staynor. Hit by
hns~II.hsny by A Jensen. Time Of
hi ito Umpires-Allen and Hur1-
Nstehdance (nofh "a ar1es)-1000.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

nurR and New York both were push
ing us hard for the lead Of the race
= hadn't been in the best form, but
always had been very successfu
AGAINST Brooklyn, 30 Manager Chance
was saving up for me to pitch two
or more games OF that series. to use
ma all he could where / was worth
something to him. I had been afraid
that l was a little out Of condition
from a long trip, and decided one
day that 1 would get out to the
grounds early and practice before the
game. take q rub and long rest and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
|ktond Game.

oss Of the remarkable fea lures o. tne
'1t,t game wss that McCloskey used
a. two pitchers. In the second game ne
tlslrned 10 his good old custom OF WORK
lia, not less than three twirlers IN one
Haze
I. SPENCER. Bauer and F'ortier all got on
Ia'4s IN the 6rst inning Of the second
Inns and this so aggravated JaChs that
IL threw at first. but hit the oleaGners
|pn While three runs were oein (
|sp,sd Jachs bit himself and had 10 De
r,aced by Jensen. Ogden piled up goose
Is.. as fast as any big league team
'sid possibly do. but Salt Lake got a
.IEpe more runs i'm the second inning.
ID the fourth Salt Lake rolled up hVe
Iscze. Il WAS an awful slaughter. ,,
During the second game Pendleton htt
It, hat sign and will probably be seen
.iia new aid" very soon. Kelly, after
|kny hi by a foul tip, went TO bat ana
|lnsen hit him with pitched ball kel-
IN vas "wounded" these two times III
|t' space az five minutes and he trieo
II Gel Morgau 10 take revenge on Jen-
IL but 'Cy" had other things TO at
'd TO about that time,
In the last Of the fourth, while Jen-
~ vas standing In the box With the oali
MS hand. Bi,ly Davis. playiug in place
DeiereauN stole home. Jensen lockeh
'inrised when the crowd yelled hush
~ Toward the last OF the game stay
~ vas sent in TO pitch instead Of Nor
|ra. lie showed considerable class. In
s. ninth Staynor famed two and got the
ss' out on all inficld hit.
me skrscrapcrs 20 To ogden this week
continue the processes Of fattenlnS
'|c,h percentages The score Of the sec
IL game:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Plenty Of Racing.

There will be about loo days of racing
at Lagoon, Butte and Anaconda. and IN
addition horsemen who patroni8c the cir
cult Will have the opportunity Of racing
az the Utah and Montana state fairs.
which will take place during an Inter
mission between tho big meetings, The
dates have been purposely arranged 10
avoid conflict IN order 10 give horsemen
the opportunity OF competing for tho gem
erous purses hung up at the fair meet
inRe n they so desire.
The racing at Lagoon. Butte and Ana.
conda will be in charge OF capable and
experienced officials y, G: Hopper f o.
Kentucky. who has reputation sscona %
acknowledged to be one Of the best posted
racing officials In America, will serve as
presiding Judge, Judge Hopper has been
In retirement since the close OF racing In
California more than year ago. Harry
Morrisscy for many years ohlef 5ssists NJ
10 starter Mars Cassidy. will do the start
ing Mr. Morrissey served acoeptaolv ss
starter during the Mexico City mesting
Of last spring Sam McGibben. a well
known westernsr, will serve as clerk OF
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
BIC STABLES COMING
To UTAH THIS YEAR
Article Printed Today in East
ern Newspapers Predicts
Meet Will Be Good One.

Below is an article which Will be
printed today in the New York Tele.
graph, the Cincinnati Enquirer and a
number Of other eastern newspapers:
Midsummer racing in Utah and Mon
tana Will take on an added Importance
this season for two reasons. The first
OF these is that the circuit. which will
be opened with n twenty-five day meet
ing at the Lagoon track, near Salt Lake
City, on July 3. will have n virtual mo-
nopoly OF racing in the United States
during a considerable portion OF its sched-
uled dates The second Of the reasons
referred 10 is the attractiveness OF the
racing programs arranged for the va
'rious meetings OF the circuit, at Lagoon,
Butte and Anaconda, MI Of which will be
under the general management OF H. /.
Wilson OF Butte,
The opening of the Lagoon meeting
will closely follow the close OF racing in
doubtless influence some owners who
have never before raced in the far west
To do so this year Martin Nathanson,
10 whose care the details of the racing
have been entrusted. will spend the next
few days at Louisville and Latonia con-
ferring with owners now racing in Ken
lucky who may desire TO invade the west.
He already has been assured OF con-
siderable number OF shipments by horse
men who have an idea that in the west
they will find good market for horses
that they VIII first race and then sell,
There is decided shortage Of the prop
or sort OF racing material on the Pacific
slope as a result OF the cessation Of racing
In California. and this shortage is be-
coming more accentuated every day, as
the veteran racers OF the western country
are constantly going into retirement.
with little now blood 10 rcplenish the
losses. Mr.. Nathanson expects TO book
from $50 TO 600 horses from Kentucky
and special train 0ilJ probably be ar
ranged for to transport them to the west
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

support. Bryan was very effective in
pinches. letting the locals down scoreess
twice after they had filled the bases.
Thu
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Western League

Az Dss Molnss-Den-sr g. Des Noi1es :
AT gt Ioseph--Lincoln 8. 81. Jcssph l.
Az oraha-wichita :. onahs s
AZ siou1 city-siour city I. Topeka T.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
|NLT LAKE LIKELY
| ID LEAD THE LEAGUE
Egxrapers Sure to Defeat
Ogden, While Missoula
Is Apt to Lose.
Continued From Preceding Page)

nf.,. base hlts-Abbott, Wessler. Home
Iars-Spencer. Bauer Sacrifice hit
ITtyer. Sacrifice fly-Abbott, Runs
hued by SchImpff. Wood. Jachs (2),
|ssneer, Bauer. Fortier CD, DevereauX:
Iislott Dressan (2) Base on balls-Off
If1rlson 3: .Jachs, l +: Dressan, 0 Struck
Ir-By Erickson, i; Jachs. ., Dressan.
h H!ts-Off Erickson. In l "a Innings
'.nhs, 10 In 1-S innings. Left on bases
i-0zden, 3: Salt Lake, ;. Double plays
'rssler TO Alexander 10 Schimpff; Nc.
|tid to Van. Wild pitcn-Jachs. HIT
ID pitcher-Weaver by Jachs. Time OF
ipne-i hour "a minutes. Umpires-
lelrlburi and Allen
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Lagoon Stakes; Derby
Will Be Worth $1,000

the scales and ]. Dinue will be paddocl,
Judge and timer. II is noteworthy that
the personnel OF the official staff Will
be Identical with that at Oakland during
the last few years OF racing in Callfor-
MIA.
The minimum purse for which the
horses will be asked to race Will be $500
The total distribution in stakes and
purses for the circuit Will exceed Sl15,-
600. Tho tracks over which the racing
will take place are all modern mile
courses. The Lagoon track was built
last year and will be further improved for
this year racing. Additional stables
are now being built a club house will
be constructed and some grading that
was left in an unfinished state last sea-
son because OF lack OF time when the
new track was opened. will be COM
pleted
Intermountain Dates.
The complete list OF dates for the cir
cult is as follows:
Lagoop-July to July 81 (22 days.,
Butte-August / to September GO
days).
q "a days).
Helena Estate fair)-Sep,ember % TO
September 2S (6 days..
Utah state fair (Salt Lake)-Septem-
Der so to October GO days).
Lagoon-October I. to as long as
weather will permit.
The Lagoon. Butte and Anaconda bet
ting rings will be open 10 all reputable
bookmakors who may care TO cut in.
The mutuals will furnish the medium for
speculation at the state fair meetings
1t seems entirely reasonable to expect
that the racing of 1912 on this circuit will
exceed in quality and importance any
heretofore seen in the far west. except
ing the prosperous days OF the sport In
California.
II, J. Wilson. general manager or the
Lagoon Jockey club, last night announced
the stakes for the July meeting as fol-
lows:
Lagoon Inaugural, Selling, $1,000.
For S-year- -ods and upward. Entrance
$40 and $40 additional 10 start Gusran-
teed cash value $1,000. OF which $lIb TO
second and s75 to third. The winner TO
be sold at auction. $500. weight for
age one pound allowed for each 500 TO
$1,000; then one pound for each 500 10
$500. winners OF two stakes In 1912 10
be entered for not less than $1,000. Start,
ers with selling prices, must be named
through entry box at the usual hour OF
closing the day preceding the race and
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
RIO GRANDE CLERKS
WIN AT MlDVALE

In fast game at hidvaie Yesterday the Dsr-
ver A. Mo Grande freight clerks won frou, MD
vale IL 20 8 Tho l,1sup;
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Daring Auto Drivers Will
Compete for $4,000 Prize

( fered. The winner viii get s20, 600 and
the driver that finishes second 10000
-rbo optra nfs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
UTAH COPPER TEAM
WINS SOCCER GAME

Tho Utah Copper tsam. b. winning from
eureka Yesterday by the score Of to I. su
err the competition for the final. Tho unsup:
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27

GEE BoES I'VE G0V
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WEI po~r Snow
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
Vtth CENT: WiINov AVE
M NE SAX Or HoUR
W1TLES ?

those so named will be liable FOR starting
fee. To be run Wednesday, July 3.
Hotel Utah Handicap, $1,000
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-05-27
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP NO.
NOTICE,

Consult county clerk or the respectivs
signers for further Information
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1912-05-29
ANGRY MOTHER RABBIT
KILLS BIG BLACK SNAKE

Hogenville, KY, May 24.-John
Burba, a business man of this place,
and ]. r. Howell, deputy sheriff OF
Larue county, are vouching for a
remarkable snake and rabbit race,
which they witnessed on the road
few miles from town in front OF
the residence of John Enlow, a few
days ago.
They noticed three young rab-
bits dart into the road, holly pur-
sued by a large black snake, and
the snake closely chased by the
mother rabbit. The old rabbit,
striking the snake back of the
head, would leap away and, repeat
ing the maneuver several times,
killed the snake, which measured
three and One-half feet.
The survivors OF the race were
brought into town by Mr.. Burba,
who is endeavoring to raise them
as pets.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1912-05-29
A SeasOnable and Diyerting
Magazine.

June days bring June diversions,
so the June number of Lippincott's
Magazine has been carefully at
tuned to the season of roses and
recreation. 1t is planned to amuse,
not to instruct, or, if so, only
through the channel of enjoyment.
First. we have long complete
novel entitled Helping Hersey,"
by the Baroness Won Hutton. There
are doubtless writer's whose books
have a greater number of readers
than hers, but surely none with
more enthusiastic following. Pam"
"Kingsmead," The Black Patch"
and her other delightful stories
have won her recognition as one of
the leading novelists of the day.
Helping Hersey" represents her
best work. The character drawing
in 1t is inimitable, and her plot new
and surprising. 1t is a London
story, but some OF the people who
figure in II are Americans.
John Reed Scott, whose new nov
ell. THE Last Try" bids fair to ri
val his famous Colonel of the Red
Huzzars" as a "best seller" con-
tributes a Enthusiastically good
short-story called THE Balance of
Power" Other noteworthy ones
are THE Apple of Paris" by An
ME Stewer Winston; The Wrath
and the Statue" by Alfred H. Bill;
"The Unsuccessful Alumnus," by
Rose Henderson; and "A Night
Letter Serial" by Anna Rozilla
Crever. In "Short-Story Master
pieces" this month will be found an
able translation of "Tbe Mummy's
Foot" by Theophile Gautier. AS
usual, there is an introduction by
the editor.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1912-05-29

the accomplishment of a sane
Fourth of July.
Fiction OF power, humor and re-
ality is contributed by owen Oil
yer, Kathleen Norris, Virginia Ira
cy, James Oppenheim and Laura
Spencer Porter. Most of the sto-
ries are love stories, because the
June number of the Companion is
called 1.-The love story number"
In the household, fashion, home
decoration and handicraft depart
ments appear many articles of in
terest and practical use, among
which are articles on "Toothsome
Vegetarian Dishes" strawberry
Deserts" THE June Brides Linen
Chest" "A Portable Vacation
House." and "Seasonable Menues
for June"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1912-05-29
NOW JUST WHO WOULD
YOU SUPPOSE 1T WAS?
EMORY G. DENT.

St. Peter was aroused by a
knocking on the gates of heaven
and upon inquiring who was with
out, received the reply, George
Washington.
What have you done to merit
heaven?" asked the saint.
II helped to establish a great ma
ton" was the modest rejoinder,
whereupon the father Of his coun
try was invited to enter.
A few decades later a tall, ca
daverous individual presented him
self at the pearly gates and re-
quested admission.
who are your" asked st. Pc
ter.
81 am Abraham Lincoln" was
the reply. OF course the great
emancipation was assigned one Of
the high seats in heaven.
After the passage of a few more
decades there came a terrific ham,
mering upon the golden gate and
st. Peter in much trepidation has
tened to ascertain the cause Of the
racket. Looking timidly out, he
saw a pompous individual in
Rough Riders uniform and brand
ishing a big stick.
who are your" asked st. Peter
None of your business who |
am" came the tart reply; Just tell
God I'm here"