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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
An Ananias.

&c. w. Smith says he loves to live
in the suburbs in winter"
"Humph! And the rascal was born
on Washington's birthday and named
after him, too."-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Proud of Himself.

"Do you know Dibbs?"
"Quite WELL
"He succeeded In finding his wife
In a department store the other day
and now he thinks he's regular lit
tie Amundsen."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Knew His Place.

Father, Alfred has something TO
say to you tonight"
well, and what have you and your
mother decided l must tell him?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Where the Leak MAS.

Boarder (excitedly)-~There's ru-
NOR af1oat-"
Mistress-Jennie, turn off the water
in room 4!-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
In Bad Company.

81 was very much amused to see
DR.. Goodly having a serious discus
sion yesterday with a lady member of
his flock"
What was so funny about that?"
"'They were standing in front OF a
billboard on which there was a far
ing Autograph of "a chorus girls kick
ing at the sky"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
The Runco Game.

You can't fool all the people all
the time
You don't need to; If you can fool
half OF the people some of the time
you can make good living"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Sion +he Pain

The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied 1t heals
quickly and prevents scars. 25c and SOC by
druggists. For free sample write to
J. w. Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Down and Out.

What is the matter with your hus-
band? He seems all out of sorts?"
Eyes, he had chance until yester-
day morning to be nominated for the
legislature"
"What hapened?"
zone of the papers printed pic
ture of him that was taken when he
wore a long mustache with waxed
ends"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
No, Cordelia, the grass widow is
anything but green.

Don't make shipwreck of your health when
q course Of Garfield Tea can cure you of
indigestion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Sure Thing.

do you believe she will love me
long?"
We'll. l know she won't love you
short"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
A Careful Young Man.

you want to marry my daughter?"
I'm not certain, but I'd like an OPP
tic2 on her hand, sir."-Judga-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

Many a man is kept busy during his
spare time in explaining things to his
wife.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

If a woman's judgment is bad she
trusts her intuition.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

A pure, mild and potent laxative, Garfield
Tea All druggists.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

Tell your troubles, and your friends
will see &c 1t that yoa have plenty to
tell.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
kiII tha EIies Now and Prevent

disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER will do it,
Kills thousands Lasts all season. Is cents
each at dealers or six sent prepaid for 81 90
Fl. SOMERS, $50 De Kalb Ay., Brooklyn, NY.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

Didn't Want Him to Laugh.
Hewitt-You would make donkey
laugh.
Jewett-Cut out your hilarity.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

When the nervous man reaches the
top, he is apt to look around for the
fire escapes.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
Respect for Age.

Pedantic Old Gentleman Ito restaur-
ant waiter)-I believe it is improper
to speak disrespectfully of ones ell
ders?
Restaurant Waiter-So I've heard,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15
A New Tralnina.

"There Is one thing aviators are go
ing to co besides flying"
whats that?"
"Give a stimulus to the higher edu-
cation"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

Teacher-One of the principal parts
If sugar is essential in the composition
Of the human body. What is it?
Scholar-Sand.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-05-15

Pedantic Old Gentleman-Then ]
shall be silent concerning this fowl
you have just brought me.-London
Tit-Bits.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24
THE EPISCOPAL
C0NVOCATION

Following is a condensed program
of the tenth annual convocation of
the Episcopal missionary district of
Honolulu, in connection with which
the jubilee of the Episcopal church in
Hawaii will be celebrated:
Saturday, May 25.-Holy commu,
Mon service, 10 a. m. Business meet
ing of convocation, 23O p. m.
Whitsunday, May 26.-Communion
service, a. m; Hawaiian service,
9:15, Bishop Willis celebrant holy
communion; Communion service, II
a. m, Bishop Restarick delivering an
nual address; dedication ST. Mary's
Mission House. Moiliili, p. m; unit
ed service, 1880 p m, Mr.. Merrill
speaking on the American Indian and
Bishop Willis on Tonga.
Monday, May 27,-Meeting in inter
est of Christian education, with ad.
dresses by Rev. f. w. Merrill, Mrs.
j. NJ. Kennedy, Miss Van Deerlin,
Mrs. Cousens, Major G. c. Potter and
Rev. ]. X. BodelI; business session,
7:45 p m, with addresses from heads
of Territorial missions.
Tuesday, May 2S.--Woman's Auxili-
arg day, Communion, 1880 a. m;
luncheon served by the women at ST..
Andrews Priory, p. m.
Wednesday, May 29-Reception by
Hawaiian congregation to Bishop VIII
lis and visiting clergy, 8 to 10 p. M,
at residence Of Bishop Of Honolulu,
all church people and friends invited
without further notice.
Thursday, MAY 30.-Dinner by
Church Club to bishops, clergy and lay
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24
GENERAL NEWS OF MAY IS AND II

GENERAL NEWS OF MAY IS AND II
Postmaster Fiske of San Francisco
has been eXonerated of s3me disagree
able charges made against him by
two discharged women employees of
the postofice.
Clarence Brokaw, "a New York brok-
er and society man, kidnapped his boy
and fed to Colorado Springs where
he will secure a divorce. He says his
wife is a vampire"
Russia has blocked the Chinese
loan, the banker Of the other powers
refusing to accept the conditions Of
fered.
Captain Jacques de L. LATTE, of
the Twelfth Infantry, who returned
from Manila to San Francisco to await
sentence for financial Irregularities,
threatens a sensational exposure If he
loses his straps.
A boy has been been born to Mrs,
Harvey w. Wiley wife of the pure
food expert. The infants raising will
be eagerly watched.
A lone bandit locked the staff Of the
Grass Valley, Cal, bank in a vault
and then got away with $4,000.
Governor Hiram Johnson is being
grcomed as the logical orator to nom
mate Roosevelt at the Republican
convention.
Maryland Democrats are pledged -
Clark Montana Republicans didn't in
struct but favor Taft. Iowa Demo
Gratis are instructed for Clark.
Homer c. Stuntz, OF the board of
foreign missions, has been elected a
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24
THE WORLDS NEWS
:: CONDENSED ::
Especial mail to The from San Francisoo)

Bishop by the Methodist Episcopal
conference at Minneapolis.
American troops on the border have
been ordered not to tease" the Mexi.
can soldiers across the line. The
men stick hats on bayonets to draw
the excited fire of the Mexicans.
The body Of Frederick VIII was
borne home on his private yacht, es.
corted by two Danish warships.
Samuel Killow of Little Rock, Ar
Kansas, has taken unto himself his
tenth wife. Five divorced him and
four died.
A fat man in New York obtained a
verdict of $3.50 from whiskey com
pany for publishing his picture with
the claim that it's whiskey 'fattened"
him.
Walter J. Wayte, former san Fran
cisco financier, has been jailed in
Philadelphia as an embezzler.
The government has filed a suit
against the aluminium trust, to keap
it from gobbling up everything in
sight in it's line.
Police was called in to Quell a
religious meeting of 1900 negroes At
Kansas City who were trying to elect
four bishops
The wife of Dr. Wade ]. Stone of
San Francisco has brought suit for
divorce naming Edna LOTUS, the for
ner London music hall dancer now
living in San Francisco, for core
spondent.
An officer of the liner California tes
tilted in London that he sa,y tins lights
Of the Titanic as she was sinking, but
did not know that the vessel was N
great danger.
Rival Roosevelt and Taft delega-
lions from Washington will contest
for the fourteen seats allowed that
state at the Republican national con
vention.
Senator Penrose of Pennsylvania
was seriously hurt in Washington, d.
C, when horse he was driving SHE'D
at a steam roller--a real one, not the
political kind.
Christian X, son of former ruler,
frederick, who died suddenly, has
been proclaimed King of Denmark.
Frederick's sister, the Queen Mother
Alexandra of England and the Dow
ager Empress Marie of Russia are
Frustrated.
The first violence in connection
with the pressmen's strike on the
Hearst papers occurred in Atlanta,
Ca. when union men and the strike
breakers rioted.
Bread makers and bread wagon
drivers went out on strike in San
Francisco because the master bakers
refused to stick union label on each
loaf of bread made.
Bishops Henry w. Warren Of Den
Yer, David H. Moore of Cincinnati and
Thomas B. Nicely of New Orleans with
tie close of the general Methodist
Episcopal Conference at Minneapolis
will retire from active work in the
church.
Clarence Mackay and his mother
have just given $4,000 to the Uni
yersity of Nevada mining school. Their
gifts now total 100000.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24

Fine Job Printing, Star ONCE.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24
LATEST NEWS BULLETIN.
News originating on the day the
steamer sailed)


Millions of dollars are to be spen
by the San Francisco harbor boarC
putting in new and elaborate sys
tenn of concrete docks in anticipation
of the increased shipping business
coming with the opening of the canal
The Italian forces have surrounded
and captured the Turkish garrison on
the island of Rhodes which surrender
ed yesterday.
Emperor Francis Joseph received the
members of the Panama-Pacifc Expo
sition yesterday and inquired minute
ly about the fair.
Warden Reilly Of Folsom peniten
tiary in California has been removed
from office because of inhuman con.
duct and laxity in discipline.
The old Spanish bark San Carlos
has been uncovered while excavating
in lot on Sansome street near Clay
in San Francisco, blocks from the
present waterfront The bay original
ly came to this point. The boat was
1870 feet long and was fairly well pre-.
served.
It is rumored that the Car has re-
quested that the French Ambassador
to St. Petersburg be recalled for lily
advising his government as to Rus
sian operation through the Orient.
The German Reichstag went on a
strike and called a walkout as a pro.
test against a vicious attack made by
one of it's Socialist members on the
Emperor.
Armour e Company have been in
dicted by the federal grand jury at
Chicago for criminal violation of the
meat inspection laws in alleged in
terstate shipments.
The department of justice is expect
ed to start an investigation as to
whether there is a leather trust in ex-
istence.
Miss Amy Bowles, daughter of an
Oakland banker, is to be married
shortly to the son of Governor John
son of California.
The Washington, D. c., Times has
launched campaign to make Gov
ernor Johnson of California Roose-
velt's running mate.
The United States is leading in an
international movement to maintain a
north Atlantic patrol to warn pas
senger steamers of icebergs.
The Socialists have selected Debs
as their presidential nominee.
Senator Crawford charges that
Hitchcock, while secretary of the In
terror, favored the Santa Fe In land
exchanges.
A Boston society woman wants to
tag" unmarried men with an "artis-
tic button" worn in the lapel She
overlooks the difficulty bachelors have
in keeping buttons on at all.
The B. F. Goodrich and Diamond
Rubber companies are to consolidate
with capitalization of 100000, 900.
The new company expects to do an
annual business of $45, 100000.
Isador Strauss, who died in the
Titanic disaster, had made charitable
requests in his will amounting to
$1S5,OO0.
Clifford Pinchot has gone to Canada
to assist the Dominion government in
the creation of forestry department.
President Berry Of the Pressmen's
Union, who called strike on the
Hearst papers, has been charged with
a reckless use of funds. Most of the
unions disobeyed his order to strike.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24

SPRAlNE6 ANKLE.
A sprained ankle may as a rule be
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24
LEADING HAT CLEANERS.

No. 20 5eretanIa ST., near Nuuanu
All kinds of Hats Cleaned and
Blocked. We sell the latest styles Of
Porto Rico, Panama and Felt Hats
All work guaranteed. Called for and
delivered on short notice. Prices
moderate.
FELIX TURRo, Specialist
Honolulu, T. H
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24

delegates, at Pacific Club, z p. m,
Trinity Sunday June 2.-Bishop
Willis to preach at II a. m; Alice
Macintosh memorial tower dedica-
ton, p. m.
Monday June 3.-Meeting in Davies
memorial hall, 7:45 p. m, historical
papers to be read by Sisters Beatrice
and Albertina James II. Boyd, Solo.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24

Honolulu Office, Bethel and Merchant
Streets.
Tel. 2421 and 1894. P. o. Box 1858
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24

cured in from three to four days by
applying Chamberlain's Pain Balm
and observing the directions with each
bottle. For sale by all dealers. Ben.
son, smith & Co, Agents for Ha.
wall
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-24

mon Meheula, Il. Stiles and others.
An at home will be given by lola
nj Alumni Association, probably on
June G. to Bishop and Mrs, Willis.
all Of the conyocatlon meetings
will be open to the public.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1912-07-25

Gladys Greenlee was a Manning
SHOPPER, last Monday.
Miss Pearl Orris left Sunday for
her home in Bayard.
Miss Mildred Nutz was MIN
ming shopper, Monday.
C. E. Mertz of Panama was seen
on the streets OF Gray, Monday.
Miss Bertha Lewis of Council
Bluffs is home on a weeks vaca-
tion.
Miss Gplda Sheets, of Audubon
was in Gray, over Sunday, visiting
friends.
Glen McLachlin of Omaha is help
ing his father, few days through
harvest.
Orren Stanhope of Council Bluffs
made his sister, Mrs. G. E. Farrell,
a few days visit, last week
Dora Farrell returned to hel
home in Carroll, Saturday after
making relatives a few weeks
visit.
The Standard Bridge Company OF
Omaha are building new cement
bridge, west of town, for the
County.
Miss Sarah Clark of near Audu-
bon, was in Gray over Sunday, max
ing few days visit with her sister,
Mrs. A. Linn and family.
DR.. j. e. Meyers returned home
from the hospital at Council Bluffs
and he reports he left Phil Crow in
fine condition after the operation.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1912-07-25
! AUDUBON TWP.
81

Fred Bireline marketed hogs in 4
Adair, Friday.
John Tibben marketed hogs in
Extra, Thursday.
Mrs. Thielen visited, Friday, at
Mrs. Schwarting's.
Mart Schirm and wife spent Sun
day at Henry Ernst's.
Roy Coll and wife visited Sun
day at James Parker's.
Fred Schirm and family visited
Sunday at Bill Hocamp's.
Joe Wheeler and family visited
Thursday at Elmer Boehme's.
Mrs. John Hannah visited Wed
nesday at Mrs. Schwarting's.
James Walker and wife of Chi
cago are here visiting relatives anc
friends.
Chris Dutler helped John Ham
mann the past week, with his har-
vesting.
Kitty Coll has been visiting, the
past week with her brother, Roy
Coll and wife.
Susie Hickman, Florence Witte,
Katie Schwarting, Laura Newman
and Kitty Coll spent Sunday with
Mary Nhielen.
Mary Thielen helped Mrs. Herman
Hickman with the household duties,
one day last week.
Mrs. Theodore Schwenneker and
two youngest children visited Sun
day at Henry Whites.
Clara and Mary Voss have been
visiting the past week whit their
cousin, Ethel Newmann.
Mrs. James Parker and son, Mrs.
Amos Hickman and son and Mrs.
Agnes Wedemeyer and daughter
visited Saturday at Roy Coils.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie Newman
gave surprise party, Sunday eve
ming, at their home, ii being their
son, Johnnie's fifteenth birthday.
He entertained his neighbors and
friends with all kinds Of games and
vocal and instrumental music A
nice ice cream supper was served
after which all departed for their
homes. All present report fine
time
There is more Catarrh in this section of
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For grear
many years doctors pronounced it local
disease and prescribed local remedies, and
by constantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it incurable Sci
ence has proven Catarrh to be consti-
tutional disease, and therefore requires
constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by +. j. Cheney &
Co.. Toledo, Ohio, is the only Constitu-
tional cure on the market. 1t is taken in
ternally in doses from 10 drops to a tea
spoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case It
fails to cure. Send for circulars and tes-
tmonials.
Address: F. j. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, TIC.
Take HALLS Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1912-07-25
Oakfield and Brayton

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Chase were
Atlantic visitors, Saturday.
Nels Kroegh was transacting bus
mess in Atlantic, Saturday.
Mrs. Ralph Goodwin spent Sun
day with relatives near Wiota
Miss Alma Leigan returned Mon
day from two weeks visit in An
ita.
R. P. Clark and M. D. Thomas
went to Des Moines, Monday, on
business.
j. F. Fuhlendorf of Atlantic was
, transacting business in Brayton
Saturday.
VIM. Thielen completed one Of
those big barns, out on his farm
where his, SON Peter lives, las
week.
The Rebekahs held their lnstalla
ton, Thursday evening, followed b.
refreshments served on the lawr
at the L. P. Rasmussen home.
Mrs. Marion Jenkins and daugh
! ter, Doris, went to Griswold, SAtur
day to visit her parents, Mr.. ans
Mrs. Black. Mr.. jenkins FOLLOWED
on Sundas
| c. P. Andersen sold his pool hal
to Henry Fredericksen of Elk Horn
last week, and gave possession a
once. Mr. Fredericksen and famil.
are occupying the VIM. Onken cot
| tage.
c. N. Berry and wife of Indiana
polls, Indiana, were calling OF
] friends in Brayton, one day las
week. Mrs. Berry was formerl!
Miss Electa Abbott and resided wit
her parents near Oakfield.
have few boxes of goot
Prunes left, which l will sell at
cents per pound, by the box.
Bring in your butter, eggs ant
poultry. Best price paid.
4 Very Truly,
j25 j. F. JENSEN
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1912-07-25
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Frank Gray was in this vicinity,
last Saturday.
Mrs Henry Schrader is on the
sick list, this week.
Miss Carrie Madison is visiting
with her brother, Pete, now.
Mrs. John Grow attended to bust
ness in Audubon, Wednesday.
Arthur Horning of Audubon is
working for NJ. d. Grow now.
Beers and Roberts will start their
threshing rig, the first of the week.
The harvest is nearly over, the
barley and nearly all the oats in
the shock.
Fritz Dreher and daughters, EN-
ma and Anna, spent Sunday at the
Peter Johnson home
Word was received that Phillip
Grow, who went to Council Bluffs
for an operation, will return home,
the 22nd or 23rd.
John zaiger, Peter Johnson. Jen-
sen Brothers, Tom MclHfcheal, John
Grow and Ed Baldwin all purchased
new binders this season.
We hear that Miss Ethel Eckles
of Audubon, the former teacher at
Cameron No. L, underwent an oper-
alton at the Mercy Hospital in Des
Moines and is doing fine.
Last Friday Mrs. M. D. Grow re-
ceived the sad news that her broth.
er in Carroll had passed away. And
almost at the same time she re-
ceived word that her brother in
Des Moines had been caught in the
fly wheel of his engine and had
both lower limbs broken and his
thumb broken also.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1912-07-25

by tying lump to a fish line, get
ting away the proper distance and
casting for him After a day or so
he will get used to this and take
his sugar on the fly. A mule that
is properly sweetened is worth more
than a sour mule.
Get the hired man to help you
now and put the harness ON with
a pitch fork The crupper should
be shaped like a dip net, and at
least three feet wide, which is ne.
cessary, as the tail will have to be
steered through with a fish pole
Set the collar on a couple of low
posts and call the mule through
with sugar. Now fasten the har.
ness. The best way to do this is
to put the mule back in the cistern
and let the hired man buckle it
while he is swimming. A mule is
like humble bee-neither one
can humble much in the water Lift
him again with the derrick, let
him dry, and be careful that he
does not dry in streaks, then put
! him in the shafts. This is easy if
you have tied his legs together as
you ought while he was in the we'll
The shafts should be eighty feet
long and the lines at least ninety
/ There is little danger of a mule
kicking if you follow these direc-
lions.
| Talk often and gently to the
mule. Although he may not I'M
derstand perfectly he might guess
at it. A great many of the things
that a mule will do are not gener-
ally known. These can only be
/ learned by experience. The mules
heart is in the right place, but the
nerve center between his brain pan
and his hind legs frequently get
crossed on live wire. To avoid
half of this you may try different
scheme. Find the mules nerve
/ center with a compass and
attach a fence wire to it-any horse
doctor in Audubon County will dc
i this for you. When you have the
wire attached wrap it around your
/ lightning rod and stand the mule
out in a thunder storm. This will
burn out his fuse and thereafter he
can kick only once in two seconds
instead of twice. This gives you
a double chance of passing him on
the run without making the life
insurance agent smile.
! Another way to break a mule is
to hoist him up on the house roof,
laying him across the gable, and
tying three tons of brick on each
end. When it cracks he's broke,
but he'll be dead broke" this
time, and dead broke mule is