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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
As to Sweeping.

The daughters OF the household,
ardent %snftragists We're talking poll
tics, according TO the Louisville Cou-
rier-Journal.
Taft will sweep the country de-
clared Mable.
Wilson will sweep the country as
serted Maud.
Roosevelt will sweep the conn-
try" answered Margaret.
At this point dad took a hand.
Never mind about who's going
to sweep the country" said he.
Who's going to sweep the kitchen?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Ty Cob the famous, looking up
from a De-oit newspaper, said:
We'll, Tres my old friend Druce
getting msried, wish him luck,
poor fellow But at the same time
AT the anne time. WHAT" said a
sporting e,tor.
AT the sme time, marriage is very
much like lall."
How SO How Is marriage like
ballY' the edltor demanded.
1T look so easy" the great Cobb
answered. to those who have never
tried it"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

They were walking or the beach
when the subject of bathing suits
was introduced by the young lady
as follows:
Men are always criticizing wo-
men about their bathing suits; but
| don't see anything to brag about in
the mems suits here
He glanced at a scrawny man who
was summing himself on the sand and
replied: Il don't either" Norman
Mack's National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Mann's heal Love.

Representative mann. Of Illinois
was In a public park, says the Wash
ington Post. He was poklng around
in a flower bed with a cane. Up
rushed one of those busy people who
want to be recognized by public men
All, Mr.. Manu. he said in sugar
tones, 1t is a beautiful day, isn't it?
And ] see you are a lover of nature.
too, examining flowers so Closely
Mature nothing" retorted the
minority leader of the house. Il
dropped a quarter and I'm looking
for il"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Increase in Value.

key had a COW that was practical
" worthless. II was going blind
and hadn't given a drop of milk in
years. So key decided to take it to
the auction and get rid of it at any
price.
How much am / bid for this
thoroughbred prize Jersey cow?'
Numbered the auctioneer. "She's
solid and hearty, gives two quarts of
rich creamy milk a day, has a calf
every year. she's gentle"
Wait! Vait!" interrupted key. Il
didn't know vat a fine COW dot vas.
! changed my mind. wont sell her
now."-Norman f. Mack's National
Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Here's an item" observed Rivers.
who was looking over the exchanges.
to the effect that the king of Swed-
en- raises prize dogs on his farm"
II suppose he uses them sug-
gested Brooks, to drive his Stock
holm? ?"
After which the rattle Of the type
writer broke out a fresh with great
Yiolenee.-Chicago Tribune.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
\ Natural Mistake.

In a small village there was once a
little boy and his name was Jimmie.
He was standing on the porch and he
saw a shaggy dog with his hair cut
off. he went in the house and said to
his mamma, Il seen a lion out there
In the street"
His mamma said TO him, Jimmie
1t is only a shaggy dog with his hair
cut off. You have told a story, you
must go in the dark closet and ask
God to forgive you"
After five minutes deep silence
Jimmie returned and his mamma
said. did God forgive your"
Jimmie answered and said, Yes
mama. but He said He thought it
was a lion when He first saw it too"
National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
They SMapned Places.

Ever in hot water. always in
trouble, seldom out of a serape, he
was far the worst boy in the class,
and the terror of the school mistress.
What you ought to do" said Mrs.
Wiseacre to the teacher, lis to treat
him with more consideration. Pun
ish him with kindness, you know.
Send him up to my house, and I'll
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
The Older

Mrs. Shortley was discussing the
latest fashions with a young lady
caller.
did you say your husband was
fond of those %clinging gowns, Mae?"
YES; he likes one to cling to me
for about three years"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
A Mere Surprise.

A report like a pistol shot rang out
on the air, says Harper's Weekly, and
Uncle Silas jumped nervously.
"Massy sakes!" he cried, what
was that? Anybody been shot?"
"Oh, no. smiled his city cousin;
that's only an automobile"
"oh," said the old man, some
body discharging his show-foor?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
PLAYING a System.

This is the fifth time you have
been brought before me-" said the
judge, severely.
Yes, your honor" smiled the of
fender. when / like a teller | like
to give him all my business. You
Sixty days" roared the judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
NOTICE OF SHIPMENT OF HORSES.
MeGili. Nevada. Sept. II 1912.

Mctilll, Nevada, sept. II W..
Notice is hereby given that I, the
undersigned Sheriff of White Pine
County. State of Nevada. did on the
18th day of September. inspect the fol-
lowing described horses shipped by
Day & Libby, consigned to Day 4 Lib
by. Kansas city. Nc.
Car numbers and intitials-U. p.
62176, L. 2. e22o5. o. 5. l. 12767. o. r.
n. 1925. and O. r. n. 1926.
One head branded quarter circle l. +.
on right thigh.
One head branded quarter circle l.,
on left shoulder.
One head branded II lazy ] on left
shoulder.
One head branded circle a, on left
shoulder.
one head branded NJ. II. on left thigh
One head branded I L.. p. connected,
on left thigh.
one head branded bar quarter circle,
on left thigh.
One head branded A. B. connected,
on left thigh.
Two head branded T. G. over J. H..
on left thigh.
Fotty-seven read unbranded.
one head branded lazy S. quarter
circle, on left thigh.
Twenty-seven head branded pot
hook. on right thigh.
One head branded p. pot hook, on
thigh.
One head branded c. Y. quarter
circle, on right thigh.
One head branded l. Y. pot hook over
diamond dot. on right thigh.
One head branded lazy H., on right
shoulder.
Six head branded bar f., on left
Six head branded trowel, on left
shoulder.
Five head branded double circle, on
shoulder.
Two head U. over lazy S. on
right shoulder.
Seventeen head branded bar cross.
right thigh.
Five head branded J. on left thigh.
Three head branded lazy J. connect
J. A. b., on right thigh.
Two head bra d r.. an right thigh.
One head bratated y. p. on right
thigh.
one head branded riangle bar. on
right thigh.
one head branded 20 hr. on right
shoulder.
enc head branded 5. ; on ris thigh.
one head branded NJ, on left high.
one head branded r.. L. ~eonn,etsd.
on left thigh.
Three head branded L, bar. on right
jaw.
one head branded SO. on left shoulder
One head branded Capital I. on left
shoulder.
Total nnmber horses shipped. 147.
] hereby certify that the above is a
full and complete inspection of said
brands.
c. S. GRAIN,
Sheriff of White Pine County. Nevada.
BY Chas. Holmes. Deputy.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Goo Reading for Sunday

ne was a little confused. and said:
l don't know.pretty good; I guess
haven't broken any of the COM
mandments, but | guess / cracked
one OF them From Norman Il
Mack's National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Prepts and Practices.

A moth, had impressed upon the
mind of helittle boy the importance
of keeping he commandments. One
day he waitempted to take an or
ange from basket. where he could
DO so withqt being detected. He
had not, hGever, gone far, before
II came int his mind Thou shalt
not steal" Is conscience was trou-
Died. He tlught he would carry
1t back at ole, but then II was so
nice, He, hoever, decided at last,
10 be honest 18th the command, and
not to steal. So he returned ii and
went away, ifnot with the orange,
with what wa better. a clear con-
science. When is mother asked him
IL ne had been good boy all the day
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

Kate. Yes | was engaged to four
young men at one and the same time
while | was at the lakes last sum
mer."
Rose. The Sherman Law will
get you for being a syndicate" Ma
tional Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
How to Cure a Red Nose.

iioN III 3hft y htu Nost'
A New York woman who says she
is annoyed by having a very red nose
has just written to the board of
Health in the big city begging to
know how she can get rid of her
shiny proboscis. This highly organ
lied and well informed body regret
tably has nc red nose division, and
as the subject seemed to be one of
human interest all hands were given
a hand to prescribe.
One thoughtful employee suggest
ed that cucumber juice would be the
thing, another said beef tea was a
sure remedy, while a third thought
a tallow massage would bring desired
results. The different suggestions
We're all weighed in the balance and
found wanting by the department,
which finally gave up the problem
in despair.
And all the time the officials were
overlooking a very simple remedy.
They should have said: Dear Mad
am: Try the Water Wagon"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Uniyersag Language.

thiNtfsat udSt'
There's a billion-dollar baby
In a palace all complete.
There's a baby much neglected
In a narrow, crowded street.
There is one of fair complexion,
There is one of sable hue,
But they speak the selfsame languae
Which sounds something like "Ah
Gooi"
There's a mother clad in satin;
There is one with tattered gown;
There is n of finest feature;
There is one of dusky brown.
But each listens to the story
Old as life, yet ever new,
That the baby tries to tell her
AS it softly says. "Ah Goo!"
Mysteries it strives to utter
Must remain beyond our reach,
For they slip from recollection
AS 1t learns the arts of speech.
And the sweet and subtle meaning
That the mother partly knew
Fades among the tongues of babel,
When no more it says, "Ah Goo
Washington Star
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Worthwhile.

II is easy enougho be pleasant,
When life flow by like a song,
But the man worn while Is one who
will smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
For the test of te heart is trouble.
And it Away comes with the
years,
And the smile tat is worth the
praise of ,arth,
Is the smile tat shines through
tears.
1t is easy enougfto be prudent,
When nothingempts you to stray.
When without owithin no voice of
sin
Is Turing youEonl away;
But it's only a egative virtue
Until it is tri, by fire,
And the life that's worth the honor
on earth
Is the one tn resists desire.
By the eynic. thsad, the fallen,
Who had no rength for the strife
The worlds hisyay Is numbered to-
day,
They make the sum of life.
But the virtue at oonquers passion
And the sopw that hides in a
smile,
II is these thatre worth the homage
on cart
For We nntthem but once i'm a
while.
la Wheeler Wilcox.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29
Required an Expert Musician.

~ @hBNa
In a little country church hear
where | once lived there was one old
mar who was always opposed to their
business meeting. AT one time there
was a motion to put a chandelier In
the church. When they were ready
for the question, Mr.. Kicker having
heard them called some other mann
and not knowing what a chandelier
was, rose to voice his objection say
ing:
They are mighty expensive and
more than that, there amt a lady in
the church that could play on it If
We had one" Norman Il. Mack's Ma
tional Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-29

II lazy J on left
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
IUIIENViLLL

Mrs. Willis Larkins, of Main
street, has gone to Stoneham, Mass,
for a visit to her sister.
Miss Marie Henderson, OF Perth
Amboy, visited here last night.
Mrs. John Mcdonald. OF Elliott
avenue. Is III at her home.
Miss Sadie Van Deusen, of Broad
way, will entertain the Afternoon
Whist Club tomorrow.
The first rehearsal Of the Foot
lights Dramatic Club for the produc-
ion of valley Farm" for the Tot
enville A. G. on February ~, was
|heId last night at the home of Mrs.
w. D. Frerichs, in Amboy avenue.
L. Levy, of West New Brighton,
vas in town yesterday.
Ladies' night was enjoyed at the
Aquehonga A. c. clubhouse last
night.
Yesterday was pay day on the
Rapid Transit.
There win be no meeting of Well
ONE Council No. 30, Daughters OF
America, tomorrow night.
United Council, Jr. o. u. A. M,
will meet tonight.
Al monthly meeting OF the Rich
mond County Building and Mutual
Loan Association was held in Me-
ehanic hall last night.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
KEYSTONE A. G..
ANNUAL DANCE
Masquerade Ball in X. of P.
Hall, Feb. 9.

The sixth annual masquerade ball
OF the Keystone Athletic Club. of
Eltingville, will be held in knights
OF Pythias hall, Tottenvilie. on Fri
day night. February 8. Dancing will
begin at s o'clock and continue until
an early hour. The music will be
furnished by Professor Nelson's or
chestra, of Perth Amboy. Ladies'
and gentlemen's prizes for the most
comical and fanciful costumes will
be awarded. The committee in
charge of the arrangements has al
ready began active preparations for
the affair. In former years this an
nual event has been held at Key
stone hall. Eltingville, but on ac-
count OF that place being entirely
inadequate another place had to be
selected to accommodate the large
crowd that attends. 1t is expected
that this years affair will be one of
the most successful that the organi-
eaton has ever held. On the COM
mittee OF arrangements is Jacob
Stern, George Brougham, Arthur
TONER, George Breidenbach, Henry
Peters, Alfred Wagner and Herman
Peters.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
kEANSBURG

Mrs. G. H. Watson was a Red
Bank visitor Monday.
The Raritan township committee
have not appointed their overseer
of the poor Tor the township as vet.
There are eight applications for the
job. 1t is expected that the COM
mittes will make the appointment
Friday night.
Forest Ludlow returned to his
home In town Monday from a weeks
VISIT with friends In Barnegat.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. r. McHugh. OF
Brooklyn. are visiting at the home OF
Charles Ward. Mrs. McHugh was
aiken sick while here and Is under
the ARE of DR.. Allen OF this place.
Edward r. Manning. Of Jersey
City, was the Sunday guest of w. NJ
Ramsay.
e. f. Manning. Of Jersey City.
Is contemplating the erection Of Il
twelve room house In Oak street,
this place, In the spring. Mr.. Man
ming will make this his permanent
home when the house Is completed.
Rev. John Handley. presiding eli
der of this district OF the M. q.
conference will occupy the pulpit Of
the church next Sunday evening.
Reeds delivery automobile ran
aver and killed a pet dog belonging
% b. G. Williams In front ct the post
office Monday afternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
PLEASANT PLAINS

John Mullin. of Manhattan, was
IN Prince Bay yesterday.
Miss Anna Burbank. OF Jersey
City, was at Mt. Loretto yesterday.
William j. Penton was IN Totem
Vile last night
Miss jeanette Rodgers, Of New
ark, visited at Little Farms yester-
day.
Mrs. Emmett Wall has returned
TO Brooklyn after a visit here.
Frank Winant is still confined to
his home In Richmond Valley III.
c. T. Bumps has been transferred
70 the local depot again after being
1T New Dorp for q short time.
Frank Brown was In Perth Amboy
tuesday.
A meeting OF the Woman's Chris
Ian Temperance Union was held at
t. Marks church Monday night.
Molly Stark Council Daughters OF
America met in Amicitia hall last
night.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
HEAR M'MANIGAL's FATHER.
Tells Grand Jury About Visitors at
Horne In Cleveland.

Tells Grand Jury About Visitors at
Home In Cleveland.
Indianapolis. Ind. Jan. i1.-James
Mechanical. the aged father of ortie
McManigal. the confessed dynamiteT.
was before the federal grand jury for
several hours.
1t was in an abandoned wood shed
Just back of his house that the detec.
Hves found q large quantity Of dyna
mite. and his testimony related to the
persons who came to his house to see
his son many of whom be knew and
photographs of whom he has since
identified. Az Cleveland was the meet
ing place OF the men who were en-
gagged In the active work Of dynamite
ing. 1t In believed that some OF the la
Dor lenders in That city visited McMan
igal at his home and were familiar
with the operations of the gang.
Joseph Shaeffer and Lewis Bell. Gin
cinIati detectives. who searched the
home of the McNamaraE at Cincinnati
after the arrest of John j. and turned
up some tools and other materials aad
who also assisted other detectives In
finding Frunk Eckhof. were also wit,
neBseS
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
COUNCIL MEET
AT MATAWAH
Police Force to- Get New
Uniforms Other Matters.
Special to the EvsNrua NEWS.

Special to tire EVENTNG NEWS.
Matawan, Jan. 1.-THE borough
9ounciT held its semi-onthIy meet
ing on Tuesday evening In the truck
house. The water committee re-
ported That some repairs were need
ed In the power house. Mr.. Rue. the
superintendent. was gicen the per-
mission to so ahead with the re-
pairs, 1t also voted that the
superintendent's and assistant SUI
perintendent's salaries should be
raied SIS a month.
The street committee was given
power to fix the walk of the Lamber-
son estata~~in Main street, which is
Just below the residence OF George
Linzemeyef.
Theltehtecommittee are to see
what can be done about having free
lights placed ia front of the truck
h~ouss~~and engine company. These
should be given by the light COM
pany, as town halls and fire company
headquarters are furnished light
free of charge.
The law and ordinance committee
will aeeAre~neW uniforms for the
police force.
The bonds OF Onicer Bart Tice
and ohm MulsorR we're read and ac-
Icepted. Mr.. Tice was made assist
ant marshal. The t~reasurer's report
was presented for the year OF 1911
and is to be examined and reported
on at the next meeting.
Several bills were passed upon and
are to be paid.
Miss Ida Slater was reappointed
for FIVE years on the library board.
The following request was drawn
up by F. Howard Lloyd and passed
upon; 1.-THE Borough Council OF the
Borough of Matawan respectfully
requests and recommends that the
citizens of Matawan clean their
walks of snow as soon as possible
after Its fall and take such other
cans as are practicable to AXE the
sidewalks safe and clean and fit
for travel"
The next meeting OF the Borough
Council will be held January %.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
MATAWAN

Rev. r. d. Stearns and son Breton
were out OF town visitors Tuesday.
Martie Hoffman, Of Keyport, was
a Matawan visitor Tuesday.
Miss Myrtle Thompson spent Tues
day in Freehold.
The preparatory service will be
held In the lecture room OF the Pres
byterian church Saturday evening at
7:4b. Communion service will be
held Sunday morning. g..
William g.. Bedle was an out OF
town visitor Tuesday.
Miss Helen Cartau spent Tuesday
In Freehold.
Miss Preston, the language teach
or OF the Matawan high school, was
unable to perform her duties Tues
day afternoon on account of illness.
Captain w. s. Fisher has beer
spending several days at his home ia
Fountain avenue
Former Senator II. s. Terhune and
Assemblyman Elmer H. Geran were
among the ~Jerseyites of prominence
at Washington, ID. c., this week at
tending the Wilson camp.
William g. Arrowsmfth has issued
Invitations to the active members OF
ne Matawan fire department to q
smoker to be given by him January
fifteenth at Geran's hall.
Assemblyman Elmer II. Geran has
been appointed a member OF tbs
standing committee on elections and
the Joint committee on public
grounds and buildings at the assem-
bly, at Trenton.
A Greek letter society was organ
lied Monday at the home of Foun-
ain BurIew In Timer Main street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
FAIR
AT KEANSBURG
Benefit of M. {. Church.
Home Talent Dramatics.
speoial so the EVENING" NNwa.

Special TO the EVBNIUG NEWS.
K~eansburg, Jan. ia two days
fair for the benefit of the NJ. e
church. Of this place, is being
planned by the Ladies' Aid Society
to be held In the church parlors
Wednesday and Thursday nights.
January II and IS.
Wednesday night an entertain
ment has been arranged for, q COM
edy in three acts, entitled Rum
mage Sale" The cast will be pure
ly local. Those taking part include
the Misses Belle Broander, Clara
Bennett, Nellie Hathaway. Mrs. Will
liam P. 4Dodd, Mrs. Raymond Truax,
Mrs. w. w. Ramsay, Mrs. Elida
Waits, Mrs, George Leonard, Mrs.
Lewis Frazze and Mrs. j. d. Seeley
and Master Ely Miller. Following
the entertainment supper will be
served.
Thursday night the entire evening
will be devoted to the sale or fancy
and useful articles which have been
donated to the cause. Refreshments
will be sold. The committee In
charge are confident that this affair
will eclipse any one held In the past
and ask the support Of the entire
town.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
RICHMOND CAMP w. o. w.
lNSTALLS NEW OFFICERS

State Manager Alfred Slower OF
Brooklyn. came to Tottenville last
night and installed the newly elected
officers Of Richmond Camp, No. IS,
Woodmen of the World, at Its meet
ing In knights OF Pythias hall that
place. After the installation ad-
dresses We're made by State Manager
Slower and several OF the officers.
The officers installed were as fol-
lows: Consul commander, Fritz
Koenfg; advisor lieutenant, Frank
Shuts; banker, Charles Hamilton;
clerk, William J. Penton; escort. A.
M. Wood; Waterman, H. F. Gaynor;
sentry, James Moylan; manager for
n year, William Roberds; mana
ger for two years, Louis j. Gems
llnger, and manager for three years,
James Hawkins.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-01-11
INDIGESTION
IN FEW MOMENTS

Nothing will remain nndigested or
Jour Oh your stomach IL you will
take a little DiApcpsin occasionally.
This powerful digeativo and antacid,
though as harmless and pleasant as
candy, will digest and prepare for
assimilation Into the blood all the
food you can eat.
hat what your stomach raves,
without the slightest fear of Indiges-
ton or that you will BIS bothered
with sour risings, BeIchfng. Gas On
Stomach, Heartburn, Headaches
from stomach, Nausea. bad Breath,
WAtes 6rasn or "a feeling like you
had xwallowed a lump OF lead, or
pthar dissgreeabls migeries. Should
hou be suffering now fron any stom-
4ch disorder you can get relief with
In Ave minutes.
II you VIII get from your phar-
macist = 50-eent case OF PapesS Dia-
pepsin you could always so TO the
table with q hearty appetite. and
your mesIs would taste good. be-
.aass yvs -5a.1 aao- s.sTs w1s..
be no Indigestion or ~aisepless nighta
or headache Stomach misery all
the next day; and, besides,
you would not need laxatiycs or itv-
er ps1ls 10 keep your stomach and
bowels cAean and fresh.
Pape's Dtanapsin can he obtained
from your ygist. and contains
more than SUFFICIENT I'd thoroughly
cure the worst case OF Indigestion Or
Dyspepsia There is nothing better
for Gas ON this Stomach or sour ed-
nTa from Ehs stomach or TO enrs .
Stomach Headache.
You couldn't keep 8 handfer o.
mere useful article Ia tbs bous@.