The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-22
E,tried Life the
Third Year
..,,,n's Rage at Eng
r.s Laundries Makes
t..m Late for Church.
r, HERBERT URNER


IAN dsepy irritation.
I'll w walt, dear, IN see,
IE and Helen. slipping Into
III ,,, rovn and slippers. hur-
=. n. front room, at the door
.a there was vigorous KNOCK
o.. laundry. ma'am." as she
-. soOr open a few inches In
-. She opened 1t wider and a.
,,,t.t was thrust through.
y. DIM. TO deliver laundry"
=. warren es Helen came back
=. ,.droom dragging the heavy
sgaysn't they sense enough
,s5nle want TO sleep Sunday
i.,, It's time to get UP any
.;.nrine at his watch on the
lp.ISs The bed. IT'S half-past
.,vu "a? Got nothing to do
s.nIne" And he turned over
Draw down that shade
,lI you? Tn going TO take
"a nap" ,..
", " YOU 20 ahead and dress. TIL
mly ln time"
n. Helen came in from her bath
- Srs still sleeping soundly:
-,Itsd until she Was almost
~ ssfore she awoke him,
&C, AlIptdngly. What time"
"a almost nine now.
~ mi. You order breakfast. Tell
d Urye II In half an hour. Til
~. And hand In those shoes
t.,s, Will you2"
"a Eelen opened the door to get
sss phs saw several other pairs
s. hall. Evidently the Eng
yrs moi early Sunday morning
~ nos went into the front room
A, =, hair. so that Warren might
tis bedroom to himself. When
4 rha be could bethe. shave and
|. record time And the break
~ 10, yet been served when
Ia-, In looking fresh and vigor-
kc7 the mornings grooming.
|Tats the natter Breakfast not
4 ~ YET. dea. I suppose every
a, breakfast served 10 their
= A. Sunday and it takes long
|siues the pepers?"
III tsrt SEQ any There wasn't
Eu the door"
fti!s always the trouble over
= llt 60 Internally hard to get
|letiy paper. It's about time some
|5dGng American came over here
Ilrsd a daily with a Sunday
"a"
w. don't all the papers have
|'sy tdl,!ons?"
ys, Of 'em. Didn't you know
III We had papers last Sunday"
lie. the Referee and the Observer.
: nty're weekliss. Not connected
[U vsy WITH the dailies, I'll go
u and see IL can get one
D.. he was gone for the paper
y vGt Into the bedroom and
- up the laundry, She spread
J ts.hts out on the bed to count
fupsre them with her list.
.sar. here're two OF your collars
she called out when she
Warren enter the front room
tta,'s that?" coming to the door
iEne papers In his hand. Here"
rEhg her copy OF The Referee.
'srt ook much like q Sunday
Ftr:T does is' What'd you say
81 laoH rollars7'
W, dear. they've only sent back
Ee and I had thirteen on the
= Warren did not seem concerned
The mlssing collars. He had
~ pp one OF the shirts, and was
n Il funonsly.
<s q thai shirt, Will you? Just
y ~ II. ! knew these English
Va we're rotten, but never saw
sek IKE this" He threw down
.sV and took up some collars.
eca st these, Here" shaking
Y Mr angrily, "What'd you think
nl! And look at the resi- OF en-
~ t'ayed edges and torn but
sa's pretty bad work" admitted
LIS rotten' Why. they're not
aa. lou can see the dirt under
an sn Think I'll wear collars
G We send them back, dear7"
~ 'm back first thing In the
- why, they're not washed at
- s'@sed and polished up.
s sflIuloid. And the shirts
T me shine on that bosom!
& they need an American
~ over here worse than they
Sunday newspaper.
q h,,sss mgss tho breakfast" and
~ ,IIiflta In TO open the door for
No. Tlth a loaded tray. Then
Ssro her draw out The little
~9ie and spread tho cloth,
h,- ny dress shIrtp" called
~ p'ant ] have any in this
sa,nss,; dear, two I think. Aren't
Ne But do come in ana bavs
slsds" 'an "ok at those
Ia ,1e, 1sok AZ them right now"
t,,..a .aoment later: IT don't eoe
% thlrts here" '
M MErenF az Helen hurried IN
Es-m %m pawing over the clothes
81 snll n the basket. "Yon're
ess |erything up. Walt. ri
H., sIh,''r the way they do I'D a
Ne he fumed as he took
er x,W me light. "Just look
s.s1.a ~ you? Is this one OF nv
Afs ttow, t1s, dear anxiously.
u! Wal wat II is-and It's
ai,, ; sn thsy'l hear from me
Az NJ. collars for a shir; and
len Hsa the first time it's
" lko,. s3oE at tho way they,vs
20 Il iooi ie.si''! b love, they'vs
Nistr' Where's that other
hs.'amss' a,,, Do come in and have
~ A''' ETery,hings getting
lks,na,,,t! that other shirt7"
n ts,s she found II IN th.
~ iirI In ,r ,ts condition onIY " ine ino
~ aSsyun,,ry Su, your thinss?" he de-.
- = tSsy,rs ,I not done 50 bsa,y
-, . esonnclllate ono him. 'ad'''
Se.ar' ''rns Of 'em. what's that
tS,y,t doesn't matter. ,.' 0h's
lti rvths ths lace 10 maTs pson 1.o,,
gil MIN ,,'ns Job. How's hSe th,., you you
tsrI ~ sh,oo done well?" takipr nn no
}.Nsisir"''' waists, 'Ifow = oo,,t %P
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