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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

(From judges Library.)
You can always tell when persons
nave been eating OniOns-because they
viii speak OF It
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

FdSL NoAoEs Auos
(F'rOm Judge.)
Mrs. Money bags-Why do you apply
for the position. when 1 stated spe-
officially stated in my advertisement
that desired cOlOred chauffeur
White applicant-Because, madam, L
am quite sure that I could fill the pO-
sitiOn- 1 am very green
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
= Setting the Fashion :
Dress Geniuses Among American Society Women
Mrs. George Gould
p 60 Hubbard a..

By Margaret Hubbard Aver.
N o We get the Paris fashions when
Paris gets them?
One of the current magazines
assures US most emphatically that Paris
styles don't come to US until they are
very old
This is perhaps true Of the gowns.
hats and coats manufactured over here
by the thousands, but the great French
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
Whisky or Beer Habit
Reliable Home Treatment

Any wife or mother who wants to
save her husband or son from "Driuk'
VIII be glad 70 know that she can pIs-
chase ORRINE. the standard liquor
habit remedy. that we have sold for
years. and il no benefit is obtained
after a trial the money VIII be re-
funded
ORRINE is prepared in two FORMS
No /, secret treatment, a powder. alb
sOlutely tasteless and OdOrless, given
secretly in food or drink ORRINE No
2, in pill form, is for those who desire to
take voluntary trea tment ORRlNE
costs only 800 a box Come in and
get a free booklet about ORRINE
Kelly & Pollard, Sheldon Hotel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

Home dinner tomorrow. 211 Texas. soc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

d.. Waraoel. dentist uD-tO-date worl
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06
ADJUSTMENTS.
BRISTOL RATHsKELLER.

BRISTOL RATHSkELLER,
The Bristol Rathskeuer, at 500 san
Francisco street, has music every day
and is open from 3 o. m. until mid
night The management believes It IS
one OF the most delightful places in
the city and extends a general invita-
ton Its BudWeiser is its pride. There
IS no admission charge
Enchnadas tonight 211 Texas. 25c.
dentist. charges reasonable
The Newer Botany.
(FfOm Judges Library-3
on, sweet bucOlic maid" he cried
~ on whom the poets term oX-eyeds
Although the term be haZys
Your hair is OF that golden hue
The dafsy'S heart owns SO must you
Be called an Ox-eyed daisy"
Excuse me. youth" the maid replied
But do you praise me or deEidet
Your words indeed are hay
For let me tell you plainly, sir
1 am that which I am. per
A-Weu, peroxide daisy
From Bad to Verse.
(FrOm Judge-)
Little drops OF nonsense.
Little grains Of verse
Keep the pessimistic world
From growing any worse
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

Dept. Chattanooga Medicine Co. chat
tanooga, Tenn. for Special Instructions.
and 64-page book. Home Treatment tor
Women, sent in plain wrapper. on re-
quest
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

Enchnadas tonight 211 texas, sc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

You can easily sell it Call Bell lis.
Auto 1115. tell the girl what it is and
The Herald will sell it No bother. no
formality.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

HEN you were a sweet little
girl, with an Unborn wilfulness
adding to your attractiYeness,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-03-06

Dr.Warnoek. dentist. charges reasonable
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06

Alsis Graham Livingston Is going 70
write 4 spelling book. some day, II
they let her. according to a writer in
the Cleveland Leader.
How do you spell 'YainingT" she
asked the other afternoon, as the big
drops came down and spoilt her out
door play. In parenthesis be 1t said
that she isn't big enough to pronounce
the letter 81" Hence "Yaining."
Her mother gave the desired infor-
nation, but Algie. whose proper name
is Elsie, shook her head. Her big
brother endeavored to assist her, but
Algie roguishly declined advice.
We'll" said her brother Bob, how
do you spell it?"
"H, e. double J." came the answer,
like a fash.
And they wonder where she got it.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
AIs sPEEcH WAS eREAT HIT
Pumperton Thought II Was His Wit,
hut His Wife Discovered tho
Reason.

It was late before Pumperton got
home, but his wife was still sitting up
for him. well, John" she greeted him,
how was the dinner? And how was
your speech receivedg' n.
Pumperton took OFF his coat, smil-
ing genially. sob, splendidly my dear.
-splendidly! / got there a bit late.
when the others were already at the
table, but I just slipped in quietly sd
didn't make any stir.
"Wen, how about the speech?" she
reminded him. did it make as much
Of a hit as you expected?"
"Oh, yes-more. None Of the pre-
ceding speeches had been particular
ly clever, and they had hardly raised
a smile. But had no more than stood
up and begun when they began to
laugh. / went ON, my dear, and, as
sure you. they simply shook / never
have seen any company 80 thoroughly
entertained. / even expanded little
gave them q couple OF new stories
that came into my mind. And when
sat down they cheered and clapped
an laughed for minutes. shall never
forget how they laughed"
Eyes, / can well imagine So" his
wife said sarcastically. But the next
time you are to make an after-dinner
speech wouldn't It be well to put your
vest on before leaving homer"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
MADE EQUALS BY LEARNING
With the Same Education, Men VIII
Lose Their Superiority over
Women.

Rev. Anna Howard Shaw said re.
Gently in Philadelphia of an oppo-
nent Of co-education:
Perhaps he objects because he is
aware that equal education does away
with mans superiority. The average
man, of course. won't be superior to
the average woman when they are
both equally well educated. His as
sertions won't be accepted then un.
questioningly.
Indeed his assertions already are
beginning to be questioned here and
there. Thus there was a young chap
at the seashore Lost month who on be
ing refused by q beautiful girl said
"'You have broken my heart.
TBut the girl a medical student.
laid her white hand lightly on his
breast a moment, and then shook
ner head mad said:
emo, there isn't the least evidence
Of organic lesion. notice a slight
palpitation, due, no doubt, to the ex-
cessiVe use of cheap cigarettes. but
otherwise the organ is quite perfect
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06

The whorls Of hair on the coats Of
horses and other animals are natural
pedometers. inasmuch az they regis
ter the locomotive activities OF the
animals on whose bOdies they are
found.
The best examples and the greatest
number Of these hairy whorls and
erests are found on the domestic
horse. A notable instance Is the
graceful feathertng that extends along
the hollow Of the fiank. dividing tho
trunk OF the animal from the hind
quarters. There are also crests and
whorls on the horses chest and other
parts Of It's body.
A study of the action OF the under
lying muscles explains the origin OF
these peeuliarities in the lay OF the
hair and furnishes the justification for
calling them pedometers. although the
analogy IS, Of course. merely super
lcal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
aE NEvER EvEN TOOK AIM
But the Tyro az Hunting Brought
Down Two Birds, and Shot
No More.

~0nly once In my life did ever
10 any shooting" said travelling
man. talking to a group IN the cafe
Of one OF the big New York hotels.
"and that once made a real hit It
was In western town 70 which my
trip had carried me. ana the native
had arranged prairie chicken hunt
for the following day. OF course
was Invited protested that I was
out Of practice but they insisted that
go along. and some one furnished a
gun for my use
Gas the only stranger IN the party.
they let me go ahead. following the
dogs closely. I didn't even know
what a prairie chicken looked Ike;
whether they would run along the
ground or ny. Suddenly heard
tremendous whirr. the sound, as I
came to know. Of the birds taking
wing. SO excited was / that. without
raising the gun to my shoulder
pulled the trigger. 'Bangl' went the
gun and two Of the birds duttered
slowly to the ground.
He never even took aim. shouted
one Of the hunters and my reputat'or
was made Thereafter | rested on
my laurals, not attempting another
shot throughout the day, OF ever
since"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
WEDDING GLOVE FOR BRIDE
Third Finger Is Left Unstitched So
That the Ring Can BE clipped

"A happy era has dawned for the
bride at the fateiul moment when the
ring Is about to be placed on her en-
ger
Instead OF the usual struggle 70 re-
move her LETT hand glove she WIN
now be able 10 uncover ere third fin
ger without effort and without losing
her composure
This delightful result IS to be OBJ
lained by an Ingenious wedding
glove" device. The inside seam on
the third finger OF the left glove 10 IN
stitched. so that all that the bride
need 90 il TO slip her finger through
the e.lt to receive the ring. The fin
ger can just as easily be slipped back
into the glove after the ceremony.
The device will be greatly appre
ciated not only by the bride, but also
by the nervous bridegroom.
The story Of the origin OF the we'd
ding glove has come to light Some.
time ago a girl who had lost her right
arm in the hunting field asked for a
single wedding glove.
She remarked on the awkwardness
Of having to remove her glove with
the help Of her teeth. and It was then
seen that matters would be greatly
facilitated for the bride If she only
had to uncover the ring finger.
The experiment was 80 successful
that it aroused the interest Of other
prospective brides, who saw in It
boon which would save them from
the usual difficulties Of removing a
whole glove in the moment when the
ring is about to be put Exchange.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
Fathers Of Great Men.

The father OF Samuel Pepys was a
tailor. The father OF James Mill was
a cobbler. The father OF Jules Verne
was a day laborer. Oliver Cromwell's
father was brewer. Epictetus was
the son of a day laborer. Socrates was
the SON of day laborer Giotto. the
artist, was a peasants son. The ia
Their of Plus V. was a shepherd. The
father OF Schumann was bookseller.
The father of Plus Nv. was a peasant.
The father Of Cowley was a grocer.
The father Of Charles Lamb was a
servant. Milton was the son OF a copy
list. Pope's father was a merchant.
NesldsF's father was a carter Homer
Was = farmers son.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06

Up in the Nineteenth assembly dis.
trict they are telling this story of a
fallen political idol In the rounds OF
his social activities he attended an
afternoon entertainment given by the
Outdoor Playground association
Among the vocal selections rendered
by the children was my Country, 'Tis
Of Thee" At the conclusion of that
hymn the political idol was called
upon for a few remarks. He address
ed the audience with emotion.
children" he said. 'it does my
heart good to hear you. Scarcely ever
have l heard The Star-Spangled Ban
ner' so beautifully sung. New York
Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
Fine Horses Of Mixed blood.

Since the beginning Of the seven
teenth century Jerez de la Forontera
has been the most noted horse-breed-
ing center Of Andalusia, for many hun
dreds Of years famous for its fine
horses. Jerez de Ia FOrontera was one
OF the first and last Moorish strong
holds in Spain. and the best horses
there we're all bred from famous Arab
stations. so that what Is known as an
Andalusian. or Spanish. horse has al
ways a good deal Of Arab blood; Il
has. however, been crossed with %
many other breeds. especially FLEMISH
that today the spanish horse 70 not
registered In the books OF record Of
puro-blood animals. fe
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
First 70 Practice PaImIstr,..

Gypsies introduced the practiee OF
palmistry into England This appears
from a statute Of 1891 called an -Acto
concerning Egyp5yans," which reeitea
that rafore this TYNE diverse and
many Outlandysshe People. cailynge
themselves Egyptians. using no crate
nor fnicte OF narchaundyse. have
comen into this Realme and gone from
shire 10 SHIRE and Place 70 Place.
and used Ereste subtyll and crafty
meanes 70 deceive the people that
they BY palmestre could tell MEME and
womens fortunes, and have BY cratic
and mbtyltie deceived the people OF
their money"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
sCvTH BOUND ARM j
30. Sal Hopkinsville mixed

~ 'Vdd f0ONii ann = q
30. Sal Hopkinsville mixed
......-... -. ...... 10 OOa =
No. s21-- Observation-Disclosures
vile mail ... -. 35 pr
80. sol Evansvine-H Hopkins
vile Express ......... 6 az s~
Train No. 332 connects at Prfc.
con for Paducah, St. Louis and ~
stations. also runs through to ENnf
gille.
Train M 302 connects 81 Pritrt
ton for I.oulsville. CINCINNATI, ~
stations and all points East, ais
runs through to Evansville.
Trains No $40 and GAL, local trains
A,etWeer Hopkinsville and Princeton
T. L. MORROW. Agent
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06
AneTH BOUND

NCRTH BOUND ,vf
No $50 Evansville Acco
mediation. ...... 81. AZ q
No. Evansville ? MattooI
Express. .......ll 25 q7
No. $40 Princeton mixed :. l5pp
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06

The manager Of q shooting gallery
patronisod BY women vas glad 10 got
another pupil but he could not exactly
symDathise vito her husbands motive
for urging her to acquire crack mark
manship.
"Ons night when she was staying
alone up IN the country q burgler got
into the house." the husband said,
''and she had 10 fre SIX shots az him
before she touched him. and then she
only grazed the tail OF his coat IT'S
wicked extravaganza 10 waste cart
ridges like that, and she's got 70
shoot"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06

Mrs. BroWn--Do you think mar
rage changes a mang
Mrs. Jones Vastly. Look at my hus-
band He used 70 offer me a penny
Cox my thoughts; nov ne often oifera
ms $50 to shut up.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-01-06

The l. q announces
tuelr Wlnter lealsts rates
to the S nth spd Invest
Jacksonville, Impa, Palns
Beach, Pensacola and New
Orleans, ass t Havana,
Cuba Tickets % sale daily
until April 80, limited to re-
turn until Nav 81. 1912.
Further information can
be secured BY phoning or
writing,
JNo c. HooE, Agent
w. A. Owen, TICKET Clerk.
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CHANGES IN ARMY.
Colonel Andrew Will Assume Post of
 Adjutant General.

Washington, Aug g. - Colonel George Andrews, nominated by Pres ident Taft to adjutant general of the army, will assume charge of the office Tuesday Orders for other changes in that department were issued to- day.
 Colonel Wm. A Simpson will be transferred as adjutant general of the central division to the eastern divi- sion at New York. He will be sue ceeded at Chicago lby Colonel H. o. $. Heistand.
 Colonel Henry P. Mccain, now act ing as adjutant general, will become adjutant general of the Philippines di- vision. Tine vacancy in the adjutant generals department, caused by the retirement of General Hall. and pro- motions in that department will be filed by the detail of Lieutenant Colonel Peyton c. March, sixth field artillery, now at Fort Riley, Kas., to the adjutant generals department here.
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Another Invasion Scare.

Austin, Tex. Aug. 9-Another war" bubble arose in the rumoF chaos fthe Texas Mexican border today, grew to somewhat alarming proportions and then burst, as its many predecessors. The newest in- yasion scare" started when Sheriff Edwards wired Governor Colquitt that band of Mexican rebels had crossed into Texas, just below Sierra Blanca, and were raiding the ranches there aibouts. The sheriff advised that he, with a posse. and the state rangers stationed at T Paso were leaving fof the scene on a special train. The gov ernor thereupon wired Secretary of War Stimson at Washington, quot ing the sheriff's telegram and appeal ing for federal protection
 Please advise me if the United States, government will give protec- tion and repel this myasion,' tee- graphed the governor. If it does not do so promptly. I shall re2el it with state troops"
 Up to a late hour tonight no reply had been received from the secretary of war However, Colonel E. z. Stew CT, in charge of the federal troops at Fl Paso, telegraphed the governor to- night that he had detailed troops to the scene of the supposed invasion and that they had reported every thing quiet" It is the opinion here that tine invasion" amounted to noth- ing more than an incursion by a band of outlaws.
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Sentinel Record Classified Ads get results. One cent a word for 'ach 'n- sertion.
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TWO TWO BATT|ILE LEHIIEPSS $
 MEET ACCIDENTS
NEBRASKA STRIKES A ROCK LEDGE AND CONNECTICUT
 BROKE PROPELLER SHAFT.

Newport R. l., Aug. 9.-The battle ship Nebraska is limping into Boston tonight badly disabled as a result of running into an uncnartered shoal four miles west by south of Point Judith light yesterday. The nature of her injuries is not definitely known The accident will keep the ship out Of further drills for some time.
 Although it was said the Nebraska remained in the maneuvers for q short time after her injury, it was decided to send her to Boston for re- pairs Before she left the spot where she grounded a diver was sent over board and reported the ship had struck among boulders covering an acre of sea bottom with only twenty feet of water over them. The dis coyery of such a shoal caused great surprise in both shipping and naval circles The Nebraska was in com mand of Captain Spencer s. Wood
 Officers on board the flagship Con- necticut were reluctant to talk to- night of the accident to the Nebraska. When the Connecticut. with Rear Ad miral Osterhaus, the fleet commander, on board. came into the harbor. if was said that her starboard cranksnaft was broken and she would have to go New York or Philadelphia for repairs, which would take several weeks. The break occurred yesterday morning " hen the Connecticut was going through maneuyers at fifteen knot speed.
 A board of inquiry will examine next week into the causes of both mis- haps.
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Nezraska Not Heard From.

Boston, Mass. Aug 94Repeated efforts to communicate by wireless with the battleship Nebraska were without success today and tonight. Except for the information that she had left the fleet in Narragansett bay and headed northeast, nothing defi- mite could be learned at the Charles ton navy yard. to which it was re- ported she was proceeding for re- pairs.
 As the Nebraska's wireless aDpar- atus has a sending redius of less than 100 miles. little significance was at tached to the fact that she had not been heard from.
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PEACE PROSPECTS IN
 MEXICO NOT BRIGHT
NEGOTIATIONS WITH zAPATA FALLs THROUGH AND oRoZ-
 cos ovERTuREs DENIED.

Mexico City, Aug. 9.-The assump- ton that Orozco would deny that he had opened any negotiations with the government is suggested as the req son for the reluctance displayed at the presidents mansion to admit that a conference had been begun.
 Efforts to make terms with Emili . ano Zapata, the leader of the rebels in the south, appear to have been un- successful No report from the com mission which went to El Jilguero to confer with him has been received, but it is known that Zapata insisted upon terms impossible for the govern ment to grant, including the resigna- tion of the president.
 Fourteen rebels, under command of Mariana Reyes, were killed today in fight his force had with government troops under Colonel Alberto Guapar-
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MUST SERVE SENTENCE.

Atlanta, Ga, Aug. 9.--J. j. Mang- ham, treasurer and director of the Boyd -Mangham Manufacturing Com pany of Griffin, Ca, and J. W. Mang- ham, sercetary. indicted in connection with the failure of the company last year, and sentenced to prison, lost their appeal to the supreme court in decision handed down today. J. J. Mangham was sentenced to serve four years in the penitentiary in one case, and in the second to serve twelve months on the chaingang.
 ]. w. Mangham was sentenced to serve year on the chain gang or pay a fine of $1,000.
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WILL VETO SALARY BILL.

Washington, Aug 9.-President Taft told friends today he expected to veto the egislative-executive cial appropriation bill. which carries an amendment abolishlng the com merce court. MT. Taft is said also to be opposed to the proposal to limit civil service employees to seven year etrmn.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-10
ExILEs ARE JueILANT.

Kingston, Jamaica, Aug. 9--Haitien exiles here are jubilanr over the turn of events in Haiti For months past plans were being laid in Jamaica for the overthrow of General Leconte. and it is said his death is the direct re suit of an intrigue between a group of Haitiens now in Kingston and com patriots in Port An Prince
 The British cruiser Aeolus is ex- pected to leave d1ere at any moment for Port Au Prince.
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VIOLATED LABOR LAW.

Boston, Aug. 9.-Francis Vernon Wiley of Bradford, england. son of Francis Wiley, formerly Lord Mayor of that city, was arrested here late today on a charge of conspiring to bring English operatives into this country. in violation of the contract labor law. Wiley is treasurer of the Barre Wool Bombing Company of Barre, Mass.
 He is alleged to have conspired on July 25 to bring immigrants into this country from Montreal. In violation o. the contract labor law.
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RoTARlANs ELECT.

Duluth, Minn.. Aug. 9.-Glenn c. Mean of Philadelphia was elected president of the International Rotar- ians. Among the vice presidents elected was Geo W. Clark of Jack sonville, Fla. for the southern divi- sion. Choice of the next meeting place was left to the directors. Dal- las, Buffalo, Cincinnati. Chicago, Cleveland and Salt Lake City have extended invitations.
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CHINESE TOWN LooTED.

Boston, Aug. 9.--A eablegram an- nouncing that the city of Yaehow Flu, in West China, has been footed. was received by the American Baptist Foreign Mission Society from Roy D. Stafford. it's business agent at Shang- hal
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MANY HURT IN WRECK.

St. Louis. Aug. 9.-Thirty-five pas sengers were injured. some seriously, when Mobile and Ohio train No. 2 from Mobile to St. Louis, was ditched near here this evening.
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COTTON TARIFF BILL.

Washington. Aug. 9.--1he cotton tariff bill was made the unfinished business of the senate tonight and will come up for consideration early tomorrow.
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do in the Laguna district near Tor reon. according to ali official report to the president. Tine report states that the rebels were routed, but no reference to government losses was made.