The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-10-20


 sick mule had been led up close to the headquarters of the Loafers at the courthouse door, and each one present had suggested an infalible remedy for the ailment of that mule. This busi- ness having been disposed of the much abused chairs, in various stages of dilapidation were again resumed-each man idisposing his person as comforta- bly as. possible to take part in the inevitable daily discussion of matters philosophic, and the comments of the charter members of the club.
 T wish to place in nomination fel- low that ain't got no superior, nowhere. sah,' observed the old Confederate. ''The people of Bibb county and about thirty two other counties where he has lived, and shined, and voted the democratic ticket, and shaved the dead, and broke bulls to blow, and visited the sick, and borrowed plug tobacco-demands his nomination. On every public ques- ton he is always everlastingly, and bowdaciously right; right as Trivet. sahi If it's the tariff, or the stock law, or prohibition, or any other great burn ing issue, this grand old war-hoss of the Cahawber, stands like Go-losh- us, with his eye on the constitution, his nose in the treasury. his hand on the Bible, announcing to his admiring con stituency that if that great public ques- ton Is right. he is for it. and if it is wrong, he is agin it. Enduring of the war he toted grub to the soldiers, and cussed the Yankees with the fiuency of a green tailed parrot. sah He will not only represent the entire party, but he will reflect honor on every humble citizen of our proud old commonwealth from Bridgeport to Fort Morgan.
 During the dark and miserable period when this sovereign stateRryas grovel- ling under the feet of horde of empty belly carpetbaggers from Yubadam. and Kalamazoo, and other seaport towns. when this scum of the earth was a pol our legislative halls and steal ing cotton, and drawing their pay as regular as a dinner-horn, sah; when anarchy and fear was a stalking through the land, 1t was the hand of Jeemes Nunnallee, of Bibb. and twenty eight other counties, whose hand was felt upon the old ship of state, guiding the sacred old vessel through the will derness, as he daily skinned the cat on the polished lever of Washington hand-press. and squirted his sizzling thoughts on the fair page of forty pound newspaper that had Come c. O. D. through the express office. When darkness had settled over our political horizon like a nightmare Jeemes Nun nallee of Dallas, Bibb, Fillmore and oth- CT political subdivisions of this state, including Calhoun. took the cards in --s hand. and Tipped up jack from the bottom before you could say scati Nothing saved us during them terrible reconstruction days but the fear them scalawags had of Jeemes Nunnaliee's paper. his paste-pot. and his office towel. With these three deadly weap- ons he slaughtered 'em worse. than Samson slowed the Philippines. When peace was restored. mainly through the influence of Jeemes. committee of citizens got together and buried the office towel. as 1t was affecting the health of the entire neighborhood
 sIt don't matter a continental what of flee he wants, I nominate him for 1t, and l will vote for him for that position until me right leg cleaves to the roof of my mouth. I'm a Nunnallee man, first, last, and all the time and then some. He is competent to not only fiil, but to run over, and sosh out, on the sides, any office that he wants Gents, gimme Jeems Nunnellee of Calhoun. Montgomery. Win ston. Baldwin, Bibb and portions of the Tennessee valley-and you may have the the balance of the small fry"
 Politics Is ruining my business said the Sewing Machine Agent T was down in Tucker Breedlove's neshborhood last weak. . trying to sell him . machine,