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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
A. A. Myers, Faster

Services next Sunday morning and
evening when the pastor will preach.
Sunday school after the morning ser
vice Epworth League before the eve
ming service.
The Ladies Aid society will be en-.
tertained at the home Of Mrs. a. b
Nelson ON Tuesday afternoon. A
cordial welcome to the services OF
this church
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12
SWEDISH MISSION CHURCH
r. L. Larson, Pastor

Sunday Sept. 18th: Morning ser,
vices 1890 a. m. Sunday school II;
evening services 7:45 p. m. There will
be services in the Holmgren's school
house in town of Vega, Sunday, Sept
18th at 2 p. m.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12
MISSION CHURCH OF VIKING

Werner Drotts, Pastor.
Services will be held next Sunday
in church at 1890 a. m. and in the
temperance hall at p. m. The young
peoples sewing society will meet next
Wednesday night at Albert Styrlund' s
in Viking. All are welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12
THINGS WORTH WHILE

(By Horace G. Williamson
10 look and see the beautiful,
This world holds to the view;
To listen and to hear the songs
Which Nature sings for you.
TO taste the sweet of all you eat,
To smell each fragrant flower,
To know, to feel that God is real,
To live within the hour.
To love one who deserves your love
To face all with a smile,
TO reach a goal by trying hard,
These are the things worth while.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12
UNITED NORW. LUTH. CHURCH
NJ. G. w. knudtsen. Pastor.

Services Sunday Sept. Is. 1880 a.
m. at Warren. The Sunday school
meets at 10 a. m. every Sunday. All
are welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12
The Churches.
SWEDISH LUTHERAN CHURCH

F. N. Anderson, Pastor.
Sunday Sept. Is, 1912: Sunday
school at 10 a. m. Services at II a. m
and D. m.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12

GERMAN EV. LUTHERAN lions
CHURCH
Rev.. VIM. Bramscher, Pastor
Service at Radium Sunday morning
at 1920. All are cordially invited to
attend.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1912-09-12

Typewriter supplies for sale at the
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
Story of the Man Who Always Tried
to Be Funny, Especially Be-
~ fore Guests.

In a story by Mary Stewart Cut
ting in the Woman's Home Compan-
ion appears the following characterize
alton of a man who made himsell a
nuisance by always trying to be
funny:
Mr.. Brentwood was we'll born, we'll
educated and successful in affairs. He
had, in the eyes of his family, one
fault-he had a masculine sense Of
humor of homely, almost rural type,
at which his family WINGED uncon-
trollably. Mrs. Brentwood, even from
the earliest days of their marriage,
had been wont to implore her Theo-
dore when they were expecting COM
pany, not to be funny"
Certain jokes or mannerisms of
his at the table were of daily occur
renee. Hardly noticed any more when
they were alone, they sprang into
startling prominence when there were
guests. He always said, People come
from miles around to hear us drink
soup He jovially inquired if he might
borrow the BUTTER or if Ellen, the
waitress, could spare him another
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
Nuisance at the Table

sllce OF bread. He made puns on the
vegetables and he had habit of look.
ing with sudden suspicion at anv dish
handed to him, no matter how famil.
lar, and asking disgustedly, What il
this, anyway" Strangers always in.
splred him particularly to their enter
talnment. Certain ancient. inherited
anecdotes could be endured by his
Wits aAd children, even if with ach.
ing strain, but there was a bathtnh
story (Mr. Brentwood had in his early
boyhood migrated with his parents to
what was then the edge of the prai.
rles) beginning mendaciously. You
know, we never took baths when !
was boy that though it was anus
ing, nearly went beyond the pale OF
refinement, and an awful toothbrush
story which positively did. If people
laughed at his stories, Mr.. Brent
wood became practically untram
meled.
Another common table remark bv
Mr.. Brentwood was that he never
had any use for potato salad, because
cold potatoes always reminded him
of cold feet. 1t was also his habit ia
admonish people to eat slowly and
distinctly He got this from the old
saying, Read slowly and distinctly"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

1t be a case of false prea0nse IL ",
keep herr"
mot by jugful. I'll send Mrs
Smithkins the price Of her advertise
ment in an anonymous letter. TT
have and to hold Is a good motto II
a case like this"
That girl Rose, who stumbled into
the Sparks fiat that moving day night
was a dream. She cooked things te
a turn; she was willing; she didn't
nave cross word In her vocabulary;
she didn't care to go to balls on Sat
urday night, and she was plump and
good-looking. The Sparks family life
was IDEAL
One morning as Mr.. Sparks was
leaving the building to go to the Office
he met the janitor, who was coming
up from the basement leading a child
with each hand. Mr.. Sparks had bare
~ noticed the janitor before. This
morning something in the mans bear
ing struck him and turning, he said:
William, you've been in the service. y
Eyes, sir" said William, II put In
five years in the Fourth cavalry"
II can tell regular the minute ]
clap eyes on him." said Mr. Sparks
Il put in good many years myself
You have two fine children here, Will.
lam"
YES" said William assentingly, and
then Mr.. Sparks said "Good-bye."
hof r1{r ~, II
ed home his wife said: "The janitor
came up today and washed the win
dows. l didn't think it was a part of
his work, but he said 1t was all right
and insisted. He told me that he used
to be in the regular army and that he
knew you had been in the service,
too"
That's it, Eliza" said Henry, IAN
old soldier likes to do things for an
other old soldier. He washed our win
dows because we had both done hard
duty on the plains. He must be a
good, steady fellow, for he has a wife
and two children. They have a fiat in
the basement"
Mr.. Sparks met William quite fire..
quently after this. William always
saluted. If he happened to be stand
ing still as Mr.. Sparks passed he
would come to attention." clicking
his heels together the while and salut-
ing like the old campaigner he was
Almost every night when he reached
home Mrs. Sparks would iell Henry of
some new act of attention on the part
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
Danger in "Shuttle Klssjno."

Shuttle kissing" as vehicle for
the transmission of diseases from one
person to another employed in Eng.
lish weaving sheds, is the subject of
a recent report which has been issued
as a parliamentary paper. The "kiss.
ing" referred to takes place when the
operator puts the thread through an
eye In the shuttle. This is done by
placing the shuttle in the mouth and
sucking the thread through the little
opening. The report says that while
the investigation has shown the pres
ent method to be uncleanly land may
even be a possible means of spreading
Infection" the committee does not
think the time is yet ripe for insisting
either by act Of parliament or by reg.
ulations on the abolition of the exist
ing form of shuttle.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

Henry Sparks stumbled over two
trunks, his daughters bicycle, parked
his shin, bruised his toes and finally
reached the door. There in the hall
stood a young woman, comedy and
strong looking. els this the place you
want girl?" she asked.
A sudden JOY leaped into Henry
Sparks heart. "Yes," he said. Come
in. We have just moved; we're all up
side down here. Look out for the
boxes!"
Then Mr.. Sparks led the way into
the dining-room and turned the caller
over to his wife. Eyes, we want a
girl" said Mrs. Sparks; we've just
moved in, and it may be you won't
want to stay now; you see how things
are and what cleaning is to be done"
girl
I'm not afraid to work." said the
girl
At this answer, Henry Sparks, who
stood in corner, almost tainted. The
girl produced letter from Luther
an clergyman in a little country vii
knew the man. The girl was taken on
the spot, as she declared she was
ready to go to work then and there
and would have her things sent right
over from her cousins.
During the whole conversation Mrs
Sparks face had worn rather a puz-
zled expression. When the girl had
volunteered to stay Mrs. Sparks said:
How did you happen to know we
wanted a girl?"
II saw your advertisement" was
the answer. Here 1t is," and the girl
pulled out copy of the morning pa
per. Mrs. Sparks took it. Mercy"
she exclaimed, that's the advertise
ment of Mrs. Smithkins, who lives in
the fiat underneath this. You came to
the wrong apartment"
well, like the looks of this place
anyway, and I'll stay"
Henry" said Mrs. Sparks. won't
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
SPARKS FAMILY HAPPENINGS
THE KID EATS PAINTERS PiF.
BY EDWARD 3. CLARK
BY EDWARD 3. CLARK

Tommy, just out of a paroxysm,
turned his head and caught sight of
the empty dinner pail "Painter's pies
good" he murmured.
Mrs. Sparks sank into chair laugh
ing and crying Historically. A grin
appeared on Mr.. Sparks face. The
doctor and the druggist looked dis
gusted. Mr.. Sparks gave the painter
a dollar. Go to a restaurant and get
a square meal" he said.
Henry" said Mrs. Sparks, still in
struggle between two emotions,
what shall we do with that boy?"
WELL" answered Henry as he sur
veyed Tommy and his surroundings,
Il think from the cleaning these two
professional gentlemen have just Civ.
en- him, that If we could turn him in
side out he'd make good advertise
ment for some brand of SOAP"
The Sparks Old Soldier Janitor.
"Eliza," said Mr.. Sparks on the
night of the day that they moved into
their new flat, this apartment life is
worse than one of Dante's circles. I'll
make just one more move before
die, and that will be into house
in suburb. Here we are just moved,
everything topsy-turvy and no girl. OF
course, the latest acquisition from the
employment bureau had to leave us
just to throw all the burden of the
packing up and the unpacking on us.
Then again the janitors of all flats are
devils. I'll bet the one in this build
Ing will prove to be worse than any
of the others, and even man accus-
toned to using strong language can't
say anything stronger than that. Just
look at this muss, will you, and no
one to help us fix up"
Just then the front doorbell rang.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

Of the janitor "He came up and
went all over the plumbing today"
wanted to make sure that there
wasn't any sewer gas in the place"
There, it Is just as l told you,
Eliza said Mr.. Sparks; "this janitor
doesn't want to see the family of an
old soldier suffer. I'll give him box
of cigars tonight. Eliza, this is the
finest kind of life. Never talk to me
again about taking a suburban house.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

One occasionally meets a man who
gives a direct answer in reply to a
simple question. But most of them
waIt to make a speech.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethng, softens the gums, reduces infiamma.
tion, alays pain, cures wind collie, e5c a bottle.
Adv.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
Why He SorroweH.

"And then Nero had Rome set aflre
In every quarter"
ALAS how terrible!" murmured lit
tie Moritz, with an expression Of such
deep anguish that his teacher asked
why it affected him so much.
Why" said Moritz, Just think OF
th. poor insurance companies!"-
Fliegende Blaetter.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

CURES BURNS AND CUTS,
Coles Carbolisalve stops the pain Instantly.
Cures quick. No scar All druggists rs and Soc Adv
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
RS SPARKS sat in the

RS. SPARKS sat in the
window of the little
fiat, darning. Tommy
Sparks, aged four, had
been allowed to 60
alone to play in the
great yard that lies
between the apart
ment building and the
swell private resi-
dence which faces the
drive. Mr.. Sparks was
at his office, and all
tho vounp SparkSee,
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

Many d woman wotTd be willing to
trade million-dollar husband for a
en-thousand.a-year alimony.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
The lanouane,

The Language.
"I'm going to whip that child"
mo, you're not! It's my child.
Now, beat it,"
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

When man does get even with
another he is never satisfied until hi,
gets little more so.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10
Point for Sherlock Holmes.

Somebody wondered how long GER
tain woman who had just left the
room had been married.
about Is years." said the jeweler.
"How do you know" asked the jew
eler's wife. "You never saw her until
tonight"
II can tell by the size of her we'd
ding ring" he replied. "The width of
wedding rings changes about every
five years. The kind she wears was
In style Is years ago."
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOR1A, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1912-10-10

s,s eses' se Of &s<HzzzzzI
In Use For Over SO Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
FREDONIA.
DELAYED from ST week }


Mrs. Robert Deering and chill.
dren. Of Louisville, who have
been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Ried. will return home the lat
ter part of the week.
Mrs. Major Smith. Of George
town, who has been visiting her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. J. W.
Wyatt for several weeks. left
for her home Thursday.
Dow Potter. Of Paducah. was
the guest of Paul Cox the latter
part of the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Bringle.
of Covington, Tenn. who have
been with her parents. Mr.. and
Mr. J Frank Hughes, in the
Crider country. left for home
We lnosday making the trip in
their auto. Master Hughes.
who has been with his grand
parents most Of the summer. re-
turned with them.
Mrs. Emma Hayward. OF Ma
rion. was the guest OF Mrs. Dl-
laney Thursday en- route from
Paducah and Dycusburg 70 Daw.
son where she will spend the
months Of Sept. and Oct.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Howerton.
little daughter. Margaret. and
Master Ben d. Lander returned
Sunday from a three weeks yis-
/. 10 relatives near Russellville. /
Mrs. NJ. c. Dulaney returned
one day last week from a two
weeks visit TO relatives and
friends in Paducah.
Miss Mabel Averitt spent last
week in Princeton the guest oe
Mrs. Phil Frayser.
Misses Isabel Howerton, Mabe
Averitt attended the dance given
by the Crittenden Club of Ma
rion Tuesday night.
Miss Smith, of Thine, spent
last week with Mrs. j. s. Dob
son.
Quite number Of our citizens I
Will attend the State fair at
Lou syille 2r, wo,k.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12

PRAYER meeting here SATURDAY
night.
quite a number OF the Rose.
bud boys attended Sunday School
here Sunday evening.
Leslie Wick visited friends at
this place Saturday and SUNDAY.
Misses Lena and May Ncu.
comb attended church at Ne..
ton Sunday.
Earl Writtenberry attended
church at Weston Sunday night.
Clyde Newcomb contemp.a,ss
going back 10 Bowling Green
the near future.
Lacy Truitt was in this sec.
Sunday.
Joel Walker attended pra,,I
meeting at this place Saturia.
night.
T. l.. Walker is teachine @
singing school at this place.
All the schools in the county
are gong on now parents and
patrons be We aware OF the
school law which has been pass
ed, and send your children 10
school.
Well rs news is scarce, We
will ring or with best wishes O
I le dear old Record-Pre the
elitor and its many readers.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
Head Cut Off.

Owingsville, KY. Aug. 81. -
Linville Johnson. 80 years old,
employed at the Yale sawmill. IN
the eastern part of this county.
was soaping a belt while the
mill was in full operation when
his hand got caught in the swift
moving belt. His arm was torn
from its socket, and, he being
thrown against the saw, his
head was cut off and his body
cut in several pieces. Johnson
leaves a family.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
WESTON
DELAYED from last week }

Messrs w. U. Hughes and j
r. Collins of Baker were her,
after goods, Tuesday.
Mr.. r. l.. Hughes was home
few days last week.
Mr.. Howard Eskew shipped 8
bunch of hogs to Evansville,
Wednesday.
r. l.. Gahagan has gone to put
up a residence for Mr.. Phillips
The singing at the home Of J..
W. Hughes, Wednesday was en-
joyed by all present.
Our school is progressing nice
ly.
Mr.. Will Shufhebarger and
family returned home Tuesday,
after a few days visit to her
brother. Mr.. Wynn.
Mrs. G.. l.. Rankin was in Ev-
ansyille shopping. Thursday.
Miss Lily Wilson and her visi-
tors. Misses Condit and Ruth
Terry of Marion were here Fri
day viewing the river.
Mr.. Lee Irby, formerly one of,
Weston's fine boys but now of
Rosiclare was here a few days
last week, the guest of J. w.
Bennett and family.
G.. d. Hughes and several 9TH
er men chartered the Launch.
Ollie J. Thursday and attended
the Shawneetown fair.
c. l.. Cain has been suffering |
with his eyes but is better.
Mrs. Robin son, daughter and
son of st. Louis. passed through |
here Wednesday enroute to visit
her son, Frank. near Baker.
Miss Susie Sc oft of Rosiclare.
ILL.,, is visiting Miss Altha Dill
ard.
The singing at Mrs. Surgeons
Friday night was enjoyed by all
present.
Mr., NJ. l.. Wilson came home
to visit wife and baby
few days.
Mr.. Mickey Hughes who has
1een gone to Cincinnati for near
y five months is visiting his
mother and relatives of this
place.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
flying Men fall

victims to stomach. liver and kidney
troubles just like other people. with
like results in loss of appetite. back
ache, nervousness. headache. and
tired. hstlcss. rundown feeling. But
there's no neei 10 feel like that T. u.
PEBBLES. Henry. Tenn. proved "SN
bottles of Electric Bitters" he wntes.
did more 10 give me now strength
and good appetite than all other stom-
ach remedies ! used" So they hclp
everybody. Its folly to suffer when
this great remedy will help you from
the first dose. Try II. Only 30 cent.
at Haynes a Taylor's aud J. q
o mes a2g5t
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
GLENDALE
DELAYED from last week.

DELAYED from last week.
Burnett Hurley and family
from Equality, H., are guests of
his brother, w. NJ. Hurley and
other relatives in the county.
Mrs. James Mcconnell and
children from near Hurricane
spent the week end with her pa
rents Mr.. and Mrs. Millard
Enoch. They left for their new
home in Ark. the first of the
week.
Chesco Lindsey and Miss Cor
die Butler attended the camp
meeting at Hurricane last week.
P. c. Moore and family, and
Frank Jacobs family have re-
turned from Hurricane where
they have been camping for the
past ten days. Nearly every
body in this neighborhood has
attended campmeeting some.
Jack Thomas has moved to r.
(. Flanary's creekbottom farm
and Al Walker has moved to Mr..
Thomas farm near here.
DR.. Smith, from Covington,
spent the weeks end with Mr.
j. B. White.
Miss Elvia Burtin of Louis.
vile who has been the guest Of
her sister, Mrs. j b. White re-
turned home the first of the
week.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
BAKER


delayed from last week.
Our school at this place is pro
crossing nicely with Orlen Horn.
ing as teacher.
Arthur Hazel is the guest OF
his parents at this place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Nelson
were guests OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Wilbur Newcomb Saturday light
and Sunday.
Our church is being painted on
the inside. A stranger would
not know where he was. Tie
makes quite change.
Mr.. and Mrs. b. b. Nelson
were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. King Sunday.
Miss Elya Hatley has returned
home from Blackford.
Albert Brantley attended the
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
White 'Possum

Thos. J. Baynham, who lives
in the Edgoten neigh borhood,
has what he calls an "albino
'possum. 1t was caught by a
negro man on Mr.. Baynham' S
farm last week. The man was
working in a clover field and
came across the little fellow,
about two thirds grown, and he
captured it. 1t is as white as
snow and has pink eyes. Hop
kinsville Kentuckian.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
Programme Of Tolu Rally Day.

The laymen of the Tolu Cir
cult will hold their annual meet
ing at Tolu, Sunday the 10Th OF
Sep, 1912. The Woman's Mis-.
Sion Work will also be part of
the program.
1000. Devotional Service led
by pastor, G. Y. Wilson.
1890. The Importance Of the
Layplen's Movement.
r. NJ. Franks
1915. Collections.
HOO Sermon by G.. Y. Wilson.
Noon.
I;30. Work and a Reward.
Hollis Franklin.
1;45. A paper by Mrs. John
Wolf.
200 Recitation by Elizabeth
Wolf.
$50 General Song Service.
3;45 Round Table Talk.
All are invited to be with US.
Dinner on the ground.
r. NJ. FRANKS, Chairman Of
Laymen Movement.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
GLADSTONE
delayed from last week. }

delayed from last week.
Arthur Hazel and family are
visiting here now.
Bonnie Woody and family Wis
tied her parents Sunday.
Mrs. Lille Duckworth visited
her parents Saturday night and
Sunday.
r. L. Phillips is getting along
nicely with his new houses.
ID. H. King and wife visited at
Clay last week.
Ben McMican and family pass
ed through here last week en-
route to Iowa.
Mrs. Mellisa Phillips, of Bak-
er, was the guest of her son,
who has been sick.
Mrs. Maid Crowell and daugh-
ter, of Blackford, were guests
of her son here Sunday.
The. farmers are busy housing
their tobacco at present.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12

Running mp and down stair. sweep.
ing and bending over making beds win
not mai a woman healthy or beauti.
tll She must get o.t ,f doors. walk
a mile Or two every day and take
Chamberlain's Tablets to improve her
digestion and regulate her bowels. For
sale by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
The END OF TUBERCULOSIS
Value Of suppressins II.
BY DR. SIMON FLEXNER

BY DR. SIMON FLEXNER
When it is pecalled that tuber-
culosis causes about one-third OF
the deaths that occur between
the ages Of twenty and fifty
years II becomes at once appar-
ent what an enormous influence
the suppression OF this one dis
ease must exercise upon the de-
velopment and progress Of socie-
~. The eradication OF tubercu.
losis is among the chief ends to
be accomplished by all the agen-
cies which are strying to upllft
human society and 10 make its
individual units more efficient
and self sustaining. Hence the
conquest OF tuberculosis becomes
the proper field OF endeavor for
the statesman. legislator. physi-
clan and layman.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12

The implicit confidence that many
people have in Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is
founded on their experience in the use
of that remedy and their knowledge Of
the many remarkable cures Of collie,
diarrhoea and dysentery that it has
effected. For sale by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
Sensitive

Dentist. We must kill the
nerve Of that tooth. Patient.
Then will 90 out of the room.
I'm too tender hearted to witnes
1t. " Meggcndorfer Blatter..
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12

Few, if any, medicines, have met
with the uniform success that has at
tended the use of Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. The
remarkable cures of collie and diarrhoea
which it has effected in almost every
neighborhood have given it wide rep
utation. For sale by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12
Asthma! Asthma!
POPHAM'S ASTHMA REMEDY.

gives instant relief and an absolute
cure N all cases of Asthma, Bronchitis
aud Hay Fever. Sold by druggists
mai on receipt Of price $l.OO. Trial
Package by mail 10 cents.
Williams Mfg. Co.. Props. Cleve
'and' Ohio. Sold only bv j. II. Orme
Crittenden record-press., 1912-09-12

MULE for sale, black mare 7
years old and perfect. Is hands
hign. Cash or Bankable note.
SLIP Ira l.. Bradburn. RID 5