Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-07-31
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(FfDm Judgc)
when the doctor says. you need
no medicine,T
when your wife refuses a new
gown.
when a ruarnains accepts your
poem.
When summer sIrI declines 10
nlrt
when vacation n a real rest
when you nave money after a
honeymoon.
when a dentist cant find cavity.
When your gold mining stosl. pays
dividend.
when you waIk IN the dstk uith-
cut barking FouF hhing.
When your auto lire f5rgesB TO
puncture on a hurry-up trip.
when tho horse you play 20 wia
comes IN first.
When y does no, rain on your va
cation
when the slrl you really love
loves you.
when YOU have good balance of
cold cash az the end Of the year.
Charles y. shOffEcr.
o
NY POEIcfEs are stlll doing busl-
ness at the same Old Stand.
o.
ABOUT TIME 10 NOV the grass
again on the ferry boat.
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IT'S \ GREAT year for the pee
put" That's az.
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GOVERNOR HUNT. Il seems. juat
can't keep away from those convicts.
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m WOULD really be- an unklnd-
ness 10 posterily 10 leave them no I'M
solved problems 10 take.
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FUNNY that New York ~ so
crowded aud yet always has ~ much
room for the Easy Mark visitors.
o.
WHAT has become OF our old ana
dear ana familiar friend. the ancient
: JIding licd Joke
MUCH MORE readily do some men
pay out hard cash 20 n baseball ius-
presatio than 10 coal dealer.
o.
NOW THEY are going Ia grow
Turkish tobacco Ia California. Why
not. as we'll as Havana or Con-
necticut?
THERE ~ a whole lot OF difference
between the man who steals water
melon and sells n aud the small boy
who swipes one and eats IL.
O.
CAPTAIN FoIlNOFF and his aides
ought 10 have wheeled Maxim gun
into the auditorium last night pre-
coded by a brass band
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REAL DRESS reform will come
when sandals Ton Rrown-ups replace
those hot. air unhi ana uncomfort-
able leather boxes Tor feet that We
call shoes.
o.
WE DON'T want 10 distract atton-
ton from politics nor start anything
about the hot weather, but--be sura
and do your chriSlmau shopping
early.
O.
VIE ARE perfectly willing for the
HAGUE 10 arbitra,c that Panama
canal dispute Il they viii agree 10
settle u our way
O.
THE noCKEFELLER fund mus,
have been effective. A. any rate. We
don't hear so many people blaming
their feelings ON the hoohwOrm.
o.
tits HuFslen.
The white mans burden uOwadaya. II
easily u seen,
~ paying for repairing llrvu and
huying gasoline.
D.
TAMA jim had dream the
other night 10 the effect that which
over way the eat jumps thorc VIII not
bc room for two Wilson's la the ma
tlonai administration.
O.
-~Dnllas News.
or COURSE. says an exchange.
cupid go sound without any clothes
on n hr wants 10; but Just because
love n blind Is no sign that his
friends are.
THE NEXT time our regular day
10 eat comes around we are COINS
10 go up to a.Ountainalr and consume
some Of those Home Products. Two
kinds Of pie. Ice cream and water
melonl
o.
CHAMP CLARK let on To Ice an
enthusiastic booster. bat No can Inn
aRlne that once Ia while he han
some Hiili small thouahis ON the sub
iect Of that two.thsfds ruic aud tho
editor % a celebrated family weekly
called tho Commoner.
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WITH ALL THIS rain and prosper
ity and everything. Albuquerque
ought 10 be able 70 make a bis noise
with trade excursion lust before
the fair this year. And Il would b.
unly common pollloness for each
town We visited 70 return the eour-