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The Harrison times., 1912-04-20
A Molhef's Care,

A careful mother will not give her
child medicine without knowing 1t
Is pure, contains no opiates, aud has
health and curative qualities, Such u
medicine Is Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound for Group, whoopIng
cough, bronchitis and all affections
Of the throat, chest, and lungs, Best
and safest for children and grown
persons, Contains no opiatcs, Sold
by CoIfman ~ Kirby,
The Harrison times., 1912-04-20
OUT OF A GINGER JAR

Where did the house flyH
We want our eggs fresh. but not the
cook.
Light housekeeping is apt to make
heavy bread.
The history Of the average man is
largely foot notes.
The rent in the clothes will not pay
the rent of the house.
II is much easier to write note
than It is to sing one.
political rooster is Of little account
in the poultry business.
Whether a miss is as good as a mile
depends upon the miss.
There is a big difference between
butterfly and fly in the butter,
Some folks forge ahead and some
forge themselves into the penttentiary,
A farmer does not need a medical
diploma in order to be able to cure
pork,
After all the cranks keeps things
moving whether In the machine shop
or IN society,
Deafness can seldom be cured, yet
many man Is given his hearing In
the police court
All careful poultrymen stamp their
eggs, but that does not entitle them
to the privileges Of the mails,
Some folks spend so much time in
trying to preserve their dignity that
they have little leisure for anything
else.
Hens are great thieves, they are con.
stant.y stealing their nests; but then
the housewife steals their eggs and
thereby sets a bad example,
]. P. Morgan can raise 10000 900
on his check any minute; but the man
who Is raising large family on 50 a
week is a greater flnancier than Nor.
gan,-Farm Journal,
The Harrison times., 1912-04-20
CHIPS OF WISDOM

You can drive a pen to INK. but
you can't make II think,
Sound advice, paradoyically, Is the
kind that makes the least noise,
Many a man doesn't get NIong be.
cause Of his own shortcomings,
We don't often get show unlesss
wo have the price Of admission,
When two girl friends have fall,
ing out It's pretty safe to ask his
name,
II you are going 20 save up FOR n
rainy day, don't wait I'LL you see tho
clouds,
II IL seldom the fellow who has
money to burn that keeps tho pot
boiling,
NOulNH HluS DVlVHk w Nh' N'hh'l
sex, but she 10 generally strong on
argument,
There Ia quite difference between
hoping for tho best and really ex'
poGtlng t.
The only aim some people have In
life Is 10 prove that they might have
boen worse than they really arc,
The Harrison times., 1912-04-20

Try pail of Crisco; Holts Grocery
Homemade sorgum at john c.,
Ross's Grocery
Try bucket of pure Cane Syrup,
at Holt's Grocery Store,
A fine fresh stock of Bunte's can.
dy, all kinds, at Cotten's Grocery
See Palace Drug Store for Wall
Paper, W, II. WATKINS, Prop,
lifts good to eat, We have it.,
No stale goods in stock,
Nichoison's
A fine stock Of fresh candies and
confectionery of all kinds at Sol
MitchclHs.
--latest styles C19l2 patterns) Of
Wall Paper just arrived at Palace
MSlg Store
.~Frcshcst goods in town at Nich-
olsop's Spot Cash Grocery. We pay
cash for country produce,
For rheumatism you will find
nothing better than Chamberlan's $
Liniment, Try it and see how quick
ly it gives relief, For sale by all
dealers,
-Elberta peach trees, June budded,
at bargain prices, Address J, G, Tay-
Tor & Son, Nurserymen, Harrison,
Arkansas,
-Sncczing. moping fowls have
Roup Cure them quickly with
Conkey's Roup Remedy, Get it on
a money-back guarantee at W, H.,
Watkins,
Nov is the time to plant your
Strawberry plants J, G, Taylor q
Son have the plants for sale; also
Cherry Apple, Peach, Pear, Goose
AIry, pie.pant, Etc,
v)on't be surprised if you have an
attack Of rheumatism this spring,
Just rub the affected parts freely with
Chamberlain's LinimGnt and 1t will
soon disappear, Sold by all dealers,
You will look "A good while before
you find better medicine for coughs
and colds than Chambcrlain's Cough
Remedy II not only gives relief-it
cures, Try It when you have cough
or cold, and you are certain to be
pleased with the prompt cure which
II will effect, Sold by all dealers,
\ Mrs, O, b, Palmer, Little Rock,
Ark says My little boy had se'
we're cough with the measles, which
was 40 severe he could not sleep at
night, one bottle Of Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound cured him and he
has never been bothered since
Sold by Coilman n Kirby
C, G, La2ict the popular lecturer
ofBentonville, Arku says he feels
iukuRed IN recommending Foley's
H~y and Tar Compound, having
usedNt for cough that had bothered
him for years, He says furthcr} !
was Said to have consumption, but
Focy's Honey and Tar Compound
Pursb mn. ~
The Harrison times., 1912-04-20
Simple Mixture Used In Harrison.

Many In Harrison are now using
the simple buekthorn bark and ely.
eerIne mixture known as Adlef.iska,
the new German Appendicitis remedy,
A siNGtE nosB relieves constipation
sour stomach or gas on the stomach
almost INSTANTLY This simple mix
ture antlseptiei2es the digestive orr
gans and draws off the impurities and
people are surprised how QuietLy It
helps, W, II, watkins, Druggist,
The Harrison times., 1912-04-20
GEMS OF CYNIClSM.

He was so generally civil that no
body thanked him for it--samuel
Johnson,
| had rather have a fool 10 make
me merry than experience to make me
5ad,-Shakespeare,
Most Of our mIsfortunos arc moro
Supportable than the comments OF our
friends upon theme, G, Cotton,
He was the mildest mannord man
That ever scuttlod ship or cut throat,
Byron,
! never knew any man IN my life
who could not bear anothers mlsfor.
tunes perfectly like q Christian
Pope,
There Is probably no he'll for au.
thors IN the next world they suffer
so much from critics and publishers
In thiS-Eoveo
For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothNche pa.
tently,
Much Ado About Nothing
There Is NO man 50 good who, were
- ....I.. 4. l.. a. A
tons TO the laws, would not deserve
hanging ten times IN his life,-Mon'
tQigno
The Harrison times., 1912-04-20
Wanted,

Men and women TO take permanent
permanent positions, part salary,
high.class work, In new worldwide
organization, Write for particulars,
Cooperative Enterprise CO.. go En-.
deott Building, st, Paul, MINI,
The Harrison times., 1912-04-20

LOV ENO
Attention.!
A noted member Of
the National Board Of
Education once asked
this question "Why
do we exercise so much
care and caution in Sc,
lecting the reading mat
ter and general literature
to be placed in the hands
of our children and then
allow them to subsist
upon the cheapest trash
in music ?" If good
books are of elevating
influence and train the
mind in things beautiful
moral and artistic, why
should the wonderful
language and literature
Of music be so neglect
edp
HAS this ever occur
ed to you2"
"Why do so many
parents and grown ups
get bored or fall asleep
when obliged to listen
to a program Of cIassi-
calmusic} Itis because
they have grown up in
ignorance of the won
derful beauties Of music
and are not good listen
ers.
"How many of Mo-
zart's compositions are
you or your children fa-
miGar with2 Add to
these the wonderful
creations of Beethoven,
Chopin, Wagner List,
Bach and so on through
the work Of the masters,
How many can you
listen to intelligently2
"Are the modern wri-
ters, Chaminade, Nevin,
MacDowell, Leschetzky
anything but strangers
to you
The Nelson player
piano not only provides
you with a means Of
playing all these won
derful compositions, but
as you play you listen,
you learn until the once
vague sounding notes
Of an Italian, French,
German, perhaps Hun
garian writer becomes,
Mine own familiar
friend
You learn to listen
as you play, Your
children listen too, and
when they have reach.
ed the years Of maturity
they do not get bored
when the classic best is
offered in concert en-
tertainment and church
service, and they can
enjoy admission to, aye
life in another world of
pleasure that perhaps to
you has been denied,
When you play the
Nelson, you produce
after masters, beautiful
chords, melodies and
tone pictures.
Art though born in
the heart, is nourished
and matured by the
head. 1t is said Of
Chopin He played to
suit his severist critic
himself. Play the
Nelson until the music
suits you, and you be-
come a good listener as
well as a finished plan.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
NEW VOL. 47-No. 29.
The Magic Glasses.

The first field-glasses brought to the
New Hebrides sorely puzzled the simple
minded natives, who Of course thought
them the product of wizardry. In
"lslands OF Enchantment' Florence
Coombs tells how one OF the mission
clergy was walking along the shore.
when native at his side pointed out
tiny figure in the distance.
"There goes one OF my enemies" said
he.
The white man, drawing out his field
glasses, and adjusting the focus, handed
them to his companion, who, gazing
through them in excited amazement, be-
held his foe apparently close at hand.
Dropping the glasses. he seized his ar
rows and looked again. The enemy was
as far away as at first. Once more he
suatched the magic glasses, once more
exchanged them for his arrows, and once
more was bafiled. To lose such an op-
poriuniiy was hard indeed. A bright
thought suddenly occurred to him.
'eYou hold the glasses 10 my eyes,"
said he to the missionary. sand ! can
shoot him."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

A tailor with more ingenuity than edu-
cation had occasion recently to ordertwo
large flatirons of the variety known as
the ''tailors' goose" He scratched his
head in some perplexity over the proper
plural form to use.
"Two tailors' gooses !" he muttered.
"That doesn't sound right at all. Two
tailors' geese-that sounds worse yet"
He puzzled over the question ill II be-
gan TO worry him, but suddenly bright
idea popped into his head. He sat down
and wrote:
"Messrs.-Please send me one tailors'
goose. p. S. You may send two instead
OF one"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

The eternal feminine, says the Boston
Globe, crops out In the current story OF
the nervous woman to whom the throat
specialist while adjusting a laryngoscope
preparatory 10 an examination, remarked:
MADAM, you'd be surprised to hear
how far down we can see with this Won
dehul instrument"
A pause followed and then the patient
faltered:
doctor, before you begin perhaps ]
ought to tell you that ! really hadn't time
to mend the holes in my stockings before
came here"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
What Makes A Woman ?

One hundred and twenty pounds, more
or less, OF bone and muscle don't make
a woman. Its a good foundation. Put
into il health and strength and she may
rule a kingdom. But that's just what
Electric Bitters give her. Thousands
bless them for overcoming fainting and
dizzy spells and for dispelling weakness,
nervousness, backache and tired, listless,
worn out feeling. Electric Bitters have
done me world Of good, writes Eliza
Pool, Depew, Okla, "ard ! thank you,
with all my heart, for making such good
medicine" Only SOC. Guaranteed by
Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
81 Just Keep Alvin Along. !"

Some folks they keep huntin' Tor sorrow;
They sigh il they're right or they're wrong
But this days as good as tomorrow,
So Jest keep alvin along.
jest keep alvin along.
Jest keep a-singin' song:
There's no use 10 sigh,
While the suns in the sky:
So | jest keep alvin along.
When the Lord made the world was inn
To give Him directions2 He knowed
wouldn't know how 10 begin il.
Bein' notiiin' but dust by the road.
So lest keep alvin along,
And can't say the Lords work is wrong
never will sigh
While He's runnin the sky:
Ijest keep alvin along.
I'm thankful for sun and for showers:
The Lord makes the winter an May:
And He hide all the graves with His flowers
II folks didn't weed em wayl
So Jest keep Twin along.
Still thankful for sunlight and song;
know. when it's snowin'.
Gods roses are CROWN.
So I jest keep Alvin along:
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

Western Kentucky negro was in jail
awaiting trial for stealing calf. His
wife called to see him. On her way out
the jailer, whose name was Grady. halted
her.
Mandy" he inquired, "have you got
a lawyer yet for Jim 2"
"Naw, sah," said the wife. "Et Jim
was guilty I'd get him lawyer right
away; but he tells me he amt guilty,
and so, Of co'se, ! amt Amin to hire
none."
"Mr. Grady" came voice from the
cells above, 'you tell dat nigger woman
down thar TO git lawyer and git a good
one, toop'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

Pendennis-Did you see Hooker when
he came in from fishing2
Warrington--Yes; was on the pier.
"Were there any fish lying abomh him"
"No; he was lying about the fish,"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

therefore, ii kinney
trouble is permitted TO
continue, serious re-
suits are most likely
TO follow. Your other
organs may need at
tention, but your kid
neys most, because
they do ost and
should have attention
first. Therefore, when
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
The Choice OF A husband

is too important matter for a woman TO
be handicapped by weakness, bad blood
or foul breath. Avoid these kill-hopes
by taking DR.. Kings Life Pills. New
strength, fine complexion, pure breath,
cheerful spirits-things that win men
follow their use. Easy, safe, sure. 25c
Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
sentiments From Great Men.

The habit of using spirits by men in Of
flee has occaSioned more injury to the
public and more trouble TO me than all
other sources. And were TO commence
my administration again, the first question
would ask respecting candidate for Of
Office would be, Does he use ardent spir-
its 2-Thomas Jefferson.
Temperance is reasons girdle and
passions bride, the strength OF the soul
and the foundation of virtue.-Ieremy
Taylor.
Our most successful men in America
today are those who never lift wine
glass to their lips.-Edward Box, jour-
naliSt.
There is not now and never has been
in this country locality where the poll
cy has diminished the liquor traffic or the
evils coming from it.-Neal Dow.
We can never create public sentiment
strong enough TO suppress the dramshops
until Gods people take hold of the tenn
perance reform as part OF their religion.
Theodore L. Cuyler.
Temperance puts wood on the fire,
meal in the barrel, flour in the tub, money
in the purse, credit in the country, con-
tentment in the home, clothes on the
back, and vigor in the body.-Franklin.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

PasseHger-Why are we so late n
Conductor-Well, sir, the train in front
was behind and this train was behind,
before, besides.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

Everybody who rides on the Brooklyn
avenue owl car knows ''Old ST, the con-
ductor, and "Old ST" knows everybody
on the line and never fails to put his pas
sengers off at the right corner. He is
blunt in speech, but witty.
Last Sunday night several couples oi
young people living out near Thirty-first
street boarded the car and began laugh
ing and talking in loud tones, trying to
"kid" every one on the car. Finally one
of the youths spied "Old ST." whose
shirt front was somewhat worse for
hard days wear.
"Say, Mr.. Conductor" he shouted,
"why didn't you put on clean shirt last
night for Sunday ?" And his compan-
ions guffawed.
"Si'' never hesitated for second, but
came back with this:
Because you were not at home and
your mother had no one TO send my
washing by" The crowd beloved, and
the young folks got off at Frost avenue
and transferred.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

al have been somewhat costive, but
Doan's Regllets gave just the results de-
sired. They act mildly and regulate the
bowels perfectly. George b. kfause,
306 Walnut Ave-, Altoona, Pa.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

your kidneys are weak or out OF order,
you can understand how quickly your en-
tire body is affected and how every organ
seems to fail to do its duty.
If you are sick or "feel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, DR..
Kilmer's Swanp-RoOt. a trial will con-
vince you of its great merit.
The mild and immediate effect OF
Swamp-Root, the great kidney and
bladder remedy, is soon realized. II
stands the highest because its remarkable
health restoring properties have been
proven In thousands OF the most distress
ing cases. If you need a medicine you
should have the best.
Sold by druggists in fFrT zss5SI2
fifty-cent and one-dol- t.s.....fsss.s s.sE==-
lar sizes. You may 80: ::::::s: - .....s---
have sample bottle 2S5sss HzEzS1
by mail free, also a 63<,z2<zfss:sS <,z<zf -
pamphlet telling you Bazs ofs-sap-Eas1
how to find out If you have kidney or
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
when writing to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghanton, NJ Y. Don't make any mis-
take, but remember the name, Swamp
Root, and don't let a dealer sell You
something in place Of Swamp-Root-if
you do you viii be disappointed
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
Children Cry
FOR FlETcHeR'S
CA q 7 Q RIA
A G A | N

and again and then once more we tell
you, and hope you will remember that
we sell everything handled by hist
class Drug Store. We cannot give you
list OF all the goods we have IN this linn
tied space, nor can we so arrange our
Store that every article In II Is so display
ed as 10 be seen In a single glance. Just
remember this. Ask for what you want,
whether or not you see II. We have Il
or will gladly get 4 for you. We say this
because II so often happens that custo-
mer tells us, "Why, didn't know you
had this" Well, II they rad asked Tor Il
in the first place all would have been ..
X, and incidentally we would have made
sale.
We are going to give you list below
Of few OF the really good articles which
are seasonable at this time OF year.
Try Tiz or Aliens Foot-Ease Tor ten
der, tired and aching feet. They afford
instant relief.
Mum or Perspi-No prevent penpira-
ton and all unpleasant bodily odon,
We carry al kinds Of Talcums, Bath
Powders, Violet Amonia and Sea Salt.
A Bath Powder or Ammonia Is an abso-
lutte essential where hard water Is used.
Disinfectants do not cure disease. but
the proper use OF them often prevents the
contraction Of contagious diseases o.
those which are caused by non-sanitafy
conditions. We recommend the use OF
Carbolic Acid, Platf's ChIofides o. Per-
oxide Of hydrogen.
HH.IJ ri
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened BY 0Yer-WoTk.
Unhealthy kidneys Make Impure Blood.

Weak and unhealthy kidneys are re-
sponsible for much sickness andsuftering,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18
Hair
FaM;ng?

You certainly cannot lose
your hair and keep it, too.
Which shall it be? Lose?
Then do nothing. Keep?
Then use Ayers Hair Vigor.
That is about all there is to
it. Ayers Hair Vigor IS also
a splendid hair-dressing and
hair-tonic. It keeps the hair
soft and smooth and greatly
promotes Its growth. 1t does
not color the hair. Consult
your doctor freely. Doctors
are studying these hair
questions much more than
in former days.
Made By the J. O. AVER co.. Lowell. Mass.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1912-07-18

Sold by druggists in
ffty-cent and one-dol-
lar sizes. You may
have a sample bottle
by mail free, also a
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-04-19
WORKMAN
TAKES LIFE
YESTERDAY

Hugh Gray, forty-three years old
and workman at the Republic mill.
was found dead in his bed yesterday
at p. m. at the home of j. K Will
liams 4731 Tod avenue, where he
roomed. An empty bottle of carboiic
acid. beside his bed, and burns about
his mouth, were mute evidence that
the man had come to his death by his
owp hand.
Gray who was a widower and had
lived in East Chicago for a number of
years had been in poor health for sew :
en- months. and his physician gave him
no hope for speedy recovery This
caused the man to become despondent
and day before yesterday he made
threats to wind 1t all up in the
Leetonia buffet. Eddie McCready one
of the proprietors of the place who
was behind the bar at the time, over :
heard Gray's remarks, and kept his
eye on the man, and half hour later
he produced a bottle which McCready Y
thought looked suspiciously like car
bolic acid. AS he put it to his lips,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-04-19
STRUGGLE ON TRAIN
LASTS SOME TIME
Gary Officer Finally Lands
Alleged Till Taper
Near Whiting.


After a desperate hand to hand
struggle on the noon Lake Shore train
that lasted between Indiana Harbor
and Whiting Chief Samuel Muckian of
the Bertillon bureau of Gary yesterday
succeeded in arresting d. NJ. Carr who
is accused of sticking up Martin
Bennett saloon keeper to the extent
of s76.
Carr. the police say, tapped Ben
lnett's till at his saloon at Twelfth
avenue and Broadway Bennett at
once notified the Gary police and Chief
Martin sent word into Chicago. Along
about noon Chief Muckian got word
that his man at Indiana Harbor and
that he was going into Chicago on a
Lake Shore train. He went there and
after a hard struggle pulled Carr from
the train. .Fifty-one dollars was found
in his possession. According to the
police Carr served time at Joliet
prison He will be given his hearing
today in the city court
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-04-19
FEATURES OF THE ENGULFING
OF THE GREAT TITANIC

the
string
Captain Of bridge
a
hand n surface
New merchant
of
replied husband
together
standing beside
AS
nots again.
cabin
fronnex n Monday afternoon
2yearoId of
Of the
only the bah
Charles M Hays,
rs unquestionaby lost
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-04-19
FEDERAL
COURT
PROGRESS

The case of George Lawrence VS..
the Pennsylvania Railway company
will go to the jury in the United States
court this afternoon. The case in
wolves a loss by Lawrence a result
of the burning of building in the vi
cinity of the Pennsylvania tracks on
the north side.
The next case to be taken up is the
case of Dewar VS.. the F'itzhugh- L.u ther
Co. which Will go to trial on Monday.
This means that the court will proba-
bly, be in session all next week. as there
Is still another case to be tried
1t also means that this is the first
time in the history of the Hammond
court that Judge A. b. Anderson has
consented to stay more than a week.
Now that the attorneys here are con-
vinced that the court will try more
cases here it is believed that more cases
will he filed at Hammond and fewer ar
indianapolis.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-04-19
E[KS WILL
PUT Up A
NEW HOME
Directors of Building Asso-
citation at Meeting Last
Night Decide to Get Busy
on a $4,000 Building Pro
iect in Hammond.

The annual meeting of the board of
directors of the building association of
the Hammond Eiks' lodge was held last
evening and the decision was made to
get busy on the building project, which
will involve the construction of club
house that will cost approximately $780,
900.
1t is not yet decided whether or not
the work OF building this club house
Will be begun this fall or next spring.
but the building committee decided to
ask Architects Mac Turner and Bump &
Berry. both of whom are members of
the lodge. to prepare plans for the new
club house and report to the committee
within the next thirty days
Both Architects Mac Turner and the
firm of Bump & Berry have prepared
plans for the new club house so that
about all that viii have to be done is
present them to the committee for ac-
ceptance or rejection
Both architects have agreed to go
into competitive bidding for the work
just as was done in the case of the
Hammond Country club house. and It is
fContinued on page five)