The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-04-07
Woodrow Wilson the Pleasant Field of Theoretical Politics

I Asst Monday night Mr.. Hennessy and Mr..
Larkin, the celebrated orator and black
smith. came together in Mr. Dooley's en-
poriurl, and naturally discussed politics.
1t looks to me" said Mr. Larkin, as though
we ought to beat thin this year"
Il think so, too" said Mr. Hennessy.
TIL party" said Mr.. Larl1in is united f'r
tn first time in NANNY years. With sound plat
form an sthrong candydate we will presint an
unbroken front to tn nny, an shouldher to
shoudher an each man with his shouldher to tn
wheel we'll march on to certain victhry."
1t looks sure TO me" said Mr.. Hennessy.
"Who is ye'er candydate?" Mr. Dooley asked
Amy good Dnmycrat wud be ACCEPTABLE to
me" said Mr.. Larkin
How about Foss?"
"Who?"
Th' gov'ner iv Massachusetts"
Him?" cried Mr.. Larlsin. Why that fel-
low is a turncoat He on'y become Dimmycrat
about fifteen minyts befure he was nonfnynated
None iv these here instantaneous Dinmycrats
fr me. No, sir / want man that's been
Dnmmycrat fr at laste two consecutive days
befure tn last prim'ry."
Well, thin, Dix"
Don't be foolish. I'm talkn about candy
date fr prisidint"
"Wud ye like Woodrow Wilson,?
wud not. Amy man that wud give such
slam in tn eye to old frind as he give to that
poor iditor man can niver have me support
man needn't stick to his frinds in pollyticks. but
he ought to let thin stick to him aven whin
they're liable to be tn death iv him."
"ls Harmon all rght?"
That corporation tool Pass him BY"
How about underworld"
He's firm tn south, an besides Wilum len
nings Bryan says he's in tn employ iv tn steel
thrust don't doubt it,"
Why don't we thry Willum Jennings again ,"
That fellow Don't we iver want to win an
iiction? How NANNY times does he expict to get
tn nonnlynation be attaclln betther men? An
Willum Randolph Hearst wuddent support him
anyhow"
Ye might give it to Willum Randolph"
Lave him go get it firm tn Republicans.
where he belongs, him an his OF Indypindance
league that's kept more good Dimmycrats out iv
Jobs thin Joe Folk has put in jail"
Thin there's Carter Haitch?7
hes frind " nline, said Mr. Larkn
But somehow or other ye niver think frind
is mt to be prisdint. Th' more We see iv man
tn more We think he amt competint fr amy
Office. Besides, haven't we done enough f'r him !?
He's been mayor fourteen or fifteen times. What
more does ne wantf Does he want vrything /?
Don't ne want to give amy other Dimmycrat
ohanst? Does he
Wen, said Mr.. Dooley, Larkin. me frind,
ye make IN heart in glad. was gcttin'
world about tn Dmmycrat party was afraid
IT was changin' its charackter But l see be tn
cam, dispassnate way ye speak iv our most
thrusted leaders that it's III same oil lend-me "a
brick -Mike-hcre- -conles-our-hero party that I've
been goin' down 10 gloryous defeat with nearly
ivry time I've poked me nose into barber shop
to vote f'r these forty odd years It's BOYS.
reminder were all Dimmycrats an gintlernen.
Don't lave us fight in tn house Lave Us have
1t out in tn sthrect It's Who's our strongest
possible candydatc' Let's all jump on him at
wanst.' Five months befure tn con-vintion meets