Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1912-01-17


comment from the surprised deniZens
Of each mountain hamlet through
which they had passed, to all of which
Bradshaw remained serenely oblivious.
The young man, who does enter espe-
cially into this tale, was a vestryman
of the church in his home in the
suburbs Of Philadelphia. His piety
had been put to a severe strain in the
mountains.
That day everybody had to work on
the trail-everybody wanted to for
that matter. The hardest labor con-
sisted in the driving of the burros.
Unfortunately there was no good and
trained leader among them through
an unavoidable mistake, and the camp
ers had great difficulty in keeping the
burros on the trail. To Arthur Brad
shaw had been allotted the most OBJ
stinate, cross grained and determined
of the unruly band, and old Kirkby
and George paid particular attention
to instructing him in the gentle art
of manipulating him over the rocky
mountain trail.
WALL said Kirkby with his some
what languid, drawing, nasal voice,
chat there burro's like a ship witch
I often seed 'em wen I was kid down
east afOre | come out to Gods cOun-
try. Nature has pervided 'em with a
kind of hellum. I remember if you
wanted the boat to go to the right
you showed the hellum over to the
left. Sta'boad an port was the terms
as I recOllects 'em. It's jest the same
with burros, you takes 'em by the
tiller, that's by the tail, git a good
tight twist on 1t an eff you want him
to head to the right, slew his stern
sheets around to the left, an you got
to be keerful you don't git no kick
back witch eff it lands on you is worse
n the ree-coil Of mule"
Arthur faithfully followed direc-
lions, narrowly escaping the outraged
brute's small but sharp pointed heels
on occasion. His efforts not being
productive of much success, finally in
his despair he resorted to brute
strength; he would pick the little ami
NAL up bodily, pack and all-he was a
man of powerful physique-and swing
him around until his head pointed in
the right direction; then with a prayer
that the burro would keep it there for
few rods anyway, he would set him
down and start him all over again.
The process oft repeated became mo-
nOtOnOus after awhile. Arthur was q
slow thinking man, deliberate in &C
ton; he stood it as long as he possibly
irE NH
and led two others, and therefore was
exempt from burro driving, observed
him with great interest. He and Brad
shaw had strayed way behind the rest
of the party.
At last Arthur's resistance, patience
and piety, strained to the breaking
point, gave way suddenly. Primitive
instincts rose to the surface and over
whelmed him like flood. He de-
liberately sat down on fallen tree
by the side of trail, the burro halt
ing obediently, turned and faced him
with hanging head, apparently con-
scious that he merited the disappro-
baton that was being heaped upon
him, for from the desperate tender
foot there burst forth so amazing, so
fluent, so comprehensive torrent OF
assorted profanity, that even the old
past master in objuration was aston
ished and bewildered. Where did
Bradshaw, mild and inoffensive, get
it? His proficiency would have ap-
palled his rector and amazed his fell
low vestrymen. Not the Jackdaw Of
Rheims himself was so cursed as that
little burro. Kirkby sat on his horse
in fits of silent laughter until the
tears ran down his cheek, the only
outward and visible expression of his
mirth.
Arthur only stopped when he had
thoroughly emptied himself, possibly
of an accumulation of years of repres-
sion.
WALL" said Kirkby, 'you sure do
overmatch any one l ever heard Wen
it comes to cursin'; wy, you could
gimme cards an spades an beat me,
an l was thought to have some gift
hathaway in the old days"
81 didn't begin to exhaust myself
answered Bradshaw, shortly, land
what did say didn't equal the situa-
ton. I'm going home.'
II wouldn't do that" urged the old
man. "Here, you take the horses an
I'll tackle the burro"
Gladly said Arthur. ST would
rather ride an elephant and drive a
herd of them than waste another min
ute on this Internal little mule"
The story was too good to keep,
and around the camp fire that night
Kirkby drawIed it forth. There was a
freedom and easiness of intercourse in
the camp, which was natural enough.
Cook, teamster driver, host, guest,
men, women, children, and I had al
most said burros, stood on the same
level. They all ate and lived together
The higher up the mountain range you
go, the deeper into the wilderness you
plunge, the further away from the
conventional you draw, the more
homogeneous becomes society and the
less obvious are the irrational and UNI