Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-11-07
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tne former, nut very seldom the latter.
The last time Deacon Pringle was
down to New York he looked all over
hellshalfacre for one Of them yellow
newspapers we have heerd so much
about. but couldn't find anything but
white ones. He says the yellow ones
must be some which has been stored
away a long time and is WALLER with
age.
The English papers says Alfred G.
Vanderbilt is a poor coachman. BY
gravy, III I had $50. 600, 600, they would
have a hard time convincing me that
l was so very poor.
The only Teller that can talk more
and say less than a campaign orator
is a barber.
Elmer Jones of our midst has gone
to accep a lucrative position in the
West Hickeyville flour and feed mill.
and the millinery store seems quite
lonesome at this writing. The new
trimmer says our blessings brighten
as they take their flight.
There wasn't much excitement at
James Spink's funeral. only an &C.
caletic fit by Miss Phyllis swank and
three runaways. Hold Peters roam
mare. Cynthia, won the race home
Stubbs' bay gelding by two rod.
Amos Butts. u ccngenial under
taker. says business Is SO poor he has
rented the top part Of his nickel plated
hearse to William Tibbitts for q show
case and has made two racin' sulkies
out of the wheels.
The Ladies' Literary society has
started a crusade against the smoke
nuisance and Grandma Bibbin has
been warned to throw her pipe away.
Tn preachers say everything on
this earth has some use. but by gravy
p" has on the front END OF "pneu-
monia."
Pitchin' quates is ali tbs so in this
mans town. There amt much news in
the paper this week because Mrs. Ye
Editor didn't attend the Ladies' Aid
meeting.
There has been very little news from
West Hickeyville lately and investi-
cation proves that our West Hickey
viiie correspondent died in the south
during the Spanish-American war and
forgot to send in his resignation.
Any barber that wants to commit
suicide in a nice genteel way can
move to this town and starve to death
With n%eatness and dispatch. Uncle
EZRA Jones winds his whiskers around
ms neck for q muffler n Grandpa
blpbins wraps his around his waist
tor a belt to hold his overalls up.
William Tibbitts has bought a sec
o~pd-land hcarse to use for "A delivery
wagon.
Rc.iEald Nudge, the art student. has
mas Jist wrote home that he has had
.ae pleasure OF seeing a Rubens pic
tnfe. &c" Whi.. ii he would come
nome ne could see plenty OF 'em in
real .ifc.
Ah..iah Wicks. who runs our hotel.
saa. there amt much money in the
fo'"' business now. as or account OF
the ~f.narc:al st,ingency nost OF the
h'un mars pvt I'D at the lcarn,e.s.
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says TIE |clalnet is or, OF the hardest
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ty s.~aVN. It is $50 ono OF the hard
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laaat sup. or.
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i;ay roy is small this year. This
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