The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-04-25

Oh! yes John, it is quite proper to
spell Liberty with capital letter no
matter if it heads the sentence or
not.
Knockers are conspicuous for
their absence around here. A knock
never gets man anything, unless it
is abuse.
Everything is running finer than
silk. with the lone exception Of one
Of Dublins spinner's. Like the orig
inal mule from Missouri, it is refus-
ing to go.
Rev. Budlong preached an excel
lent sermon here Sunday morning.
He has knack of bringing out the
fine points of sermons so that each
and every-individual can understand
it thoroughly.
The man who uses, cocaine for
mental food is sure to dwindle out
Of sight in very short time. Co.
caine will callous the brain, so to
speak. and when the brain becomes
calloused it ceases to think.
Oily says that the next song will
be dance. / am satisfied. but, for
the love of Mike! who is going to
furnish the music? Our talented
musician has left for other parts and
mind you, he never even gave us a
hint as to what was the name of that
tuneless tune.
The man whe loses his head oft
times loses his life, so make it your
business to keep cool. A cool head
is always worth two hot heads.
During my stay on the planet Earth
/ have noticed that those who kept
as cool as the proverbial cucumber
always got what they started out to
attain.
A good many of the local laddie-
bucks will depart for fields un-
known during the month of May.
We haven't the slightest doubt
though that there will be plenty over
at the old place to take their places.
An excellent singer, like Percy for
instance, would be welcome addi-
ton to the colony.
Mr.. Chichester who has been en-
ployed in the capacity Of night en-
gineer at this institution for the past
ten months, has been transferred to
the engineering department. of the
old prison. Mr.. Chichester leaves
many friends behind but it will only
be matter of months till he is back
on the old job again. The new
power plant will give employment
to several electricians at least.
Yes, Stonewall, the old mater
back at home, sweet home, is our
one best friend and sweetheart after
all!
If troubles overtake you and old
pals kind of shake you
As thru this world you wander
and you roam,
In your pocket not a penny and
friends you haven't any,
Remember there's a mother wait
ing back at home.
Killarney" claims that he was
out in a boat with a man by the
name of Terry O'Connor. Much to
Kilarney's dismay the boat began to
fill with water. Killarney grabbed
an old can and began to bail, but
Terry merely sat down, and looked
wise. Grab that bucket and help
me bail 'er OUT shouted Killarney.
mix, Nix replied Terry, let FER
run over the Sides" Killarney was
so astonished that he let the boat
sink.
10 10 is the local white hope.
Now a good many of the readers of
The Mirror know 10 10 personally
but very few of them know that he
at one time tried for heavy weight
honors on the Atlantic coast.
10 10 convinced fighting promo
ter that he had a good punch in both
mitts and etc. The promoter match
ed him with a trial horse" by the
name of Casey. The agreement was
that 10 10 to stick three rounds with
Casey and as compensation for stay.
ing the three rounds he was to re-
ceive five dollar note.