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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-01

THE head Of the Highland clan Mcintosh
on his occasional visits to London, ncvci
left behind him his native Highland hauteur
Once ne had colloquy with cabman whom
he suspected Of trying to overcharge him
The man exhibited a tendency to become in
dependent if not insolent
Don't speak TO me like that, Sir, cricC
the Highland chief "Do YOU know who
ann" y solemn pause, and then, I'm tn
Mcintosh. Sir"
But Cabby. instead Of falling bach
abashcd. as was expected, coolly stuck his
arms akimbo and retorted. Il don't care il
YOU re the umbrella, III have my right fare
out OF YOU"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-01
,YDNEY SMITH. at an evening

undcrtonc TO his ncghbor, Now | know the
meaning Of the word grotesque."
THE rcvcrcd Sidney could call in the aid
Of pun fox compliment as well as sar-
casm. On meeting two pretty women. Mrs.
Tighc and Mrs. Cuff, he galantly exclaimed
"Ah there YOU arc.-the cuff that every
one would wear, the tie that no one would
loose.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-01

7 IONEL TOLLEMACHE caps this story
- with another rather better. One day
Angcr calling on Tollemache, took up a copy
OF Tischcndori's New Testament. In that
volume the various readings" are in each
instance placed at the bottom Of the page,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-01

Joseph KNIGHT, long editor OF the +
) glsh "Notcs and Queries" was anotf
famous punstcr.
Meeting Rider Haggard just after t
publication of "Jcss,' he at once adapted
lines in "Othcllo':
If do prove him haggard.
Though that his jcsses were my dear nea
strings.
I'd whistle him off.
The state herald., 1912-11-15

and were married June "a, 1855, In Sa.
yannah. Wilson became professor OF
history and political economy at Wes-
leyan university. Middletown. In 1883.
md two years later was elected TO the
chair OF jurisprudence and politics at
Princeton.
Governor Wilson's first position as
on instructor. however, was at nryn
Mawr college. where he remained
three years-lSS5-SS. In 1902 he sue.
ceedcd Francis Landry Patton as pres
ident OF Princeton university He
came into office with decided conylc,
lions as to methods which should gov.
crn n university. By the time he had
resigned In 1910 10 become governor
Of New Jersey he had left indellble
marks upon the university, most con
splouous OF which Is the preceptorial
system OF which he ls the author
Among his best known literary
works are "The State division and
Reunion" AN Old Master and other
Political Essays" Mere Literature
and Other Essays" George Washing.
ton" "A History OF tho American Peo.
pie" and Constitutional Goyernm nj
In the United States"
The honorary degree OF H. D. has
leeu conferred upon him By Lake
Forest college, Rutgers college, tn.
lane university. Johns Hopkins uni.
yCrsity. the University of Pennsylva.
uiu. Brown university Harvard uni
tcrsity. Williams college and Dart,
mouth college. The honorary degree
al Lit u, was conferred on him by
Yale university.
From the time he became professor
Of Princeton TO the present day. Pres
ldcnt-clect Wilson has been national
figure. a man OF great force, II was
certain that when he took the chair
NJ Princeton there would be soma who
might disagree with him. This hc
found 20 be true.
His administration was successful
tut not without itH troubles Thor,
were many clashes between the Evil
sou Way" aud tho "Old Way" Their,
were Homo roalgnnilonn from The fac
ulty. and some lonF.aiandinr friend
ships were severed
The PrrHldontoloct'H writings ap
reared a. Intervals. and he Frequently
J lociurod,
The state herald., 1912-11-15
WILSON, SON OF VIRGINIA LEADER;
MADE GOOD in BATTLE OF LIFE
First President Born South of Mason and Dixon
Line Since Civil War, Scotch-Irsh Parentage.
Has Honors and Degrees

horse on his way to Fortress Monroe.
The family moved to Columbia, s.
c., in 1870.
In 1873 the son was sent to David
son college at Davidson, N. c., where
he studied and took prominent part
in athletics. He entered Princeton in
1875 as a member of Glass rs. When
he was graduated he stood forty-first
in a class of 1922. He was editor of the
Princetonian and an active member OF
the American Whig Debating Society.
He studied law in the University OF
Virginia, was admitted to the bar in
1882 and went to Atlanta, Ca, to prac-
tice. While he was waiting for his eli
erts he began to write Constitutional
Government" book which later be
came famous.
In 1888 Governor Wilson met Miss
Ellen Louise AXson at the home of her
cousin In Rome, Ga. Soon afterward
he went to Baltimore. while Miss AK.
son came to New York to study art.
They met frequently in the course OF
the young authors visits to New York
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Makeup Of Colorado House Of Rep.
resentatives.
Democratic Representatives ...... 40
Republican Representatives ...... 16
Democratic majority .......... "a
The representatives will be;

The Representatives will be:
| City and County of Denver-Chester
L. Smedley (Republican); Martin H.
Mitchell, William H. Andrew, Peter c.
Schaeffer, Benjamin A. Sweet, William
d. Wright, Jr., Prospero Frazzini,
Frances S. Lee, Phillip McCarty, John
R. Williams, Felix B. TAFT (all Demo-
Gratis, pledged to No. ~.
Archuleta and Conejos-W. H. Ell
more (D.).
Conejos-C. Cantu (D).
Bent and Kiowa-M. NJ. Simpson
D).
Chaffee-W. L. Philbur (D).
Fremont-S. A. Hackley (D.).
Chaffee and Fremont-T. NJ. How
ellis (D.).
Clear Creek-John W. Old (D.).
Custer-Willam Whalen CD.
Costilla and Huerfano-Antonio D.
Valdez (R.).
Delta-Thomas Harshman CD.
Douglas-H. w. Bennett D).
Adams, Arapahoe and Ebert
James N. Counter D).
Dolores and Montezuma-Pearl B.
Gates (D.).
Eagle-E. E. Kennedy (D.).
FL Paso-J. T. Kavanaugh (D);
Warren NJ. Persons (R.); Thomas E.
Thomas (R).
Teller-John H. Ferguson. George
Lewis and Emery Young (Democrats).
Garfield-Horace Mann (R.).
Gilpin-Charles o. Richards CD.
Gunnison-W. S. Humason (R.).
Hinsdale and Mineral-John l.. Pc
ters (R).
Jefferson-Wilbur F. Smith (R).
Lake-Peter B. Turnbull CD; John
C. Carrig (R).
La Plata-George Weaver CD.
Larimer-J. NJ. Cunningham (R).
Las Animas-John Mayer (R); VII.
liam p. Boyle (R.).
Mesa-A. c. Newton (R.).
Montrose-O. c. Skinner D).
otero and Crowley-william Edgar
(R).
ouray-W. w. Rowan (D.).
Parks. w. Packer (D).
Pitkin-Charles Daley. Jr., CD.
Saguache-M. Ed Werner (D.).
San Juan-John IL. Slattery Cd.
San Miguel-Albert |. Woods Cd.
weld-Charles 7. Philip and John A.
Hicks CD.
Prowers and Baca-J. b. Truxler
(D).
Routt and Rio GRANDCHILDREN Z.
Noryell tDD.
Grand, Summit and Jackson-Se-
viers Fineher Cd.
Lincoln. Phillips. Yuma, Kit Carson
and Cheyenne-Louis voght tD).
Morgan. Logan. Washington. and
Sedgewick-C. F. Parker (R.).
Pueblo-Charles J. Leftwich. George
NJ. Ashton. Patrick Mcdonald. Hallet
Gallup CD1.
Rio Grande-George W. Gates CD.
Boulder - Alphonse Ardourel and
Jchn W. Goss Cd.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
western Newspaper Union Nows Service.

New York, Nov. 5.-Woodrow Will
son, President-elect, is the first man
born south of the Mason and Dixon
line to be elected to that office since
the Civil War. He was born at Staun-
ton, Va. December 2S, 1856, and will
be the twenty-eighth President. He
was a success as president of Prince
ton. He reorganized the faculty and
Princeton advanced materially during
his presidency.
Then came his advent into politics.
New Jersey was in the grip of po-
litical machine. The eyes of the party
leaders fell on Wilson.
Wen elect him." they said. and
then control him." They succeeded in
the former, but made failure of the
latter. Two weeks after his inaugu-
ration, Governor Wilson announced he
was in favor of direct primaries. And
he obtained them in political battle
in which the men who had helped
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Paid Minister In TInfoiI.

The meanest man In the world has
been found. He is the man who gave
the Rev. Thllo Gore, pastor of the
German Lutheran church, an envelope
filled with tinfoil for marrying him.
The bride and groom rang DR.
Cores doorbell late one night and
asked him TO marry them. As they
had n license, he did 80. After the
ceremony was performed the man
handed the minister an envelope
which was supposed to contain tho
fee. He found II contained nothing
but several pieces Of Chicago
Tribune.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
POOR JOHN NEATLY CAUGHT
cIeverly contrived Trap That Led to
the Downfall of One Forget
ful Husband.

He had returned home in the eve
ming tired and ready for restful hour
or two.
John, my love-" said his little wife
sweetly, did you post that letter
gave you this morning?"
"Yes, my pet" said John, hiding his
conscience-stricken face behind the
newspaper.
"Well, what is your answer" still
more sweetly.
"Wh-what is what?" gasped John.
What is your answer. dear?" said
his little wife. clearly. THAT letter
was addressed to you"
Addressed to me?" exclaimed John.
'T didn't notice It,"
And then, like a foolish man, he
fell into the trap and produced the
letter from his pocket to see. The
envelope was not addressed to him i;
but long and severe lecture was
shortly after.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
RINGWoRM ON SHOULDER

Box 1873, Downey, Cal.-"My little
called ringworm on his shoulder and
the back of his neck. 1t started in a
small pimple like blister and kept
getting larger till 1t was the size of a
dollar. One place was as large as
three silver dollars. They were round
and mass Of watery blisters. Wher-
ever the water would touch it would
cause another blister, commencing an.
other sore and so on. 1t was very
red and angry and would itch and
burn SO badly that he could not sleep
or, in fact, sit still at times. He
would cry when I would touch It,
When he would rub or scratch 1t it
would look like chopped meat. His
clothing irritated 1t. l tried many
remedies. but 1t kept spreading and
itching. This was all before / used
Cuticura Soap and Ointment on It.
After the first treatment with Cutl-
cura Soap and Ointment he was much
relieved, and they cured him in one
month.
my husband is a plumber and his
hands get scratched and cut, which
means sores II not treated. so he
washes with Cuticura soap and puts
Cuticura Ointment on his hands every
hight, and that keeps them fine"
(Signed) Mrs. Harry West. Apr. 5. 10.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Snmnle of oach
free, with 32.p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "cuticura, Dept. l.. Boston"
Adv.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Girl Married at 10, Gets pIvore, a, n

Colorado sprlngs.-Dlstrlct Judge
shcaior granted decree OF divorce TO
Goldic Henderson, the youngest bride
In the history OF III Paso county. Two
years ago. when only thirteen. the girl
married Cola Henderson. seventeen IN
this city She related how her hus
band had ehoked and beaten her. and
showed large scar under her right
eye ~ one result OF her husbands
abuse.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Hard to See Under Water.

There is no scientific instrument OF
the scope" character which enables
one GO see down to so or GO feet under
water When the sun shines vertical
ly over water, box or bucket with a
glass bottom is often used to look
into the water. A cloth covering to
exclude light from the box or bucket
10 sometimes employed But without
electric or some other light in the wa
ter these devices are not very salts
f9ctory.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Kindness Wins Partnership and Bride

Pueblo.-Because Albert Rocket did
him a kindness several months ago. c.
Il. Fairfax. senior member of the firm
OF Fairfax & Co. cotton brokers OF
Now Orleans, informed Rocket that he
had been taken into the firm. This
has made possible the announcement
of Rockets engagement TO Miss Jean
net,o Ray, daughter OF c. +. Ray OF
Pueblo.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Angry vie blinds Alleged Affinity

Greeley.-Mrs. Julius Zimmerman.
now resident OF III Reno. Okla. but
formerly OF this city. threw acid In
the face OF Miss Clara Robertson.
pretty 2O-year-old girl OF Denver. she
said to compel Miss Robertson TO
cease her pursuit OF Zimmerman. Mrs.
Zimmerman is In jail. Her husband
is said to have disappeared.
The state herald., 1912-11-15

elect MIN were his chief adversaries.
A coterie OF young men. one OF them
graduate Of Princeton, made up
their minds that in the New Jersey
governor there was the material for
President.
Would he make the fIght'' That
he did is now a matter OF history.
With managers unskilled in old.tIme
political methods, they went to the
floor OF the memorable Baltimore con.
ventlon with new ideas. This new
brand Of politics proved successful
wiloon was nominated and elected
Woodrow Wilson Is OF Scotch.lrish
extraction. His paternal grandfather
was Judge James Wilson. who came
TO this country In 1907, He settled In
Philadelphia aud became a member OF
the staff OF William nunnos Aurora.
He married Anne Adams. an Irish
Girl. who came here on the same yes.
sci with him. They soon went 10
Ohio. finally settling In steubenyille,
where he established the Western
Herald.
He then started the Pennsylvania
Advocate. IN pittsburg. He had four
sous. the youngest Of whom was Io.
seph Rugglos Wilson. father OF tho
Prcsldcnt.oloct Joseph r. Wilson
married Janet Woodrow. NJ Chilli
cotho. Ohio. June Z. lgA9. Her father
was a Presbyterian minister who came
TO America in 1886. Joseph r. WI
son became a professor Of rhetoric
for a short time In Jefferson college
and later professor OF chemistry In
the Hampdcn Sydney college In vir
ginla,
For q short time the Wilson's lived
in staunton. Va. where Joseph n
Wilson had hcen called aa pastor
He took his wife and two daughter,
with him. In Christmas week oi The
following year the i'resldent-elect wa'
born. In 1858 the family moved &c
Augusta. Ca. and lived there contln
uouEly until Il was time for Thomai
Woodrow 10 go 10 college
Woodrow Wilson remembers dlnl'
the clyll War. One event that stand.
out strongly In bis memory. however
IA the Wow ho had Of Jefferson Dn
Wis, thon n prisoner. riding by on
The state herald., 1912-11-15

D.; H. E. Garman (Holdover d.;
John Hecker (Holdover d.; Reuben
j. Morris, CD; Joseph Berry Cd;
Mrs. Helen Ring Robinson CD.
Second District pueblo county,
Samuel ]. Burris (D.).
Third District (El Paso county,
William E. Robinson (R.).
Fourth District Ias Animas coun.
V)-Casimiro Barela (R).
Fifth District (Boulder county,
Edward Affater CD.
Sixth District (Lake county)-Aus.
tin Blakey (Holdover d..
Seventh District (Weld county,
Hubert Reynolds (D..
Eighth District Jefferson and Clear
Creek counties)-B. F. Carver CD.
Ninth District (Fremont county,
NJ. N. Lives (R).
Tenth District Uarimer county,
John A. Cross (Holdover d.
Eleventh District (Pitkin and Gunni.
son counties)-John F. Parson (D.).
Twelfth District adams, Morgan,
Logan. Sedgwick and Denver counties)
Hiram L. Hits (Holdover d..
Thirteenth District (Routt. Grand.
Jackson, Moffat and Summit counties)
Thomas H. lies CD.
Fourteenth District (Costilla, Huer-
fano and conejos counties)-Charles
Hayden (Holdover r.
Fifteenth District (Saguache. Min
eral and Rio Grande counties)-John
Macarthur (Holdover RI.
Sixteenth District Mesa and Delta
counties)-George Stephan (Holdover
r..
Seventeenth District (Montrose, San
Miguel and Dolores countless s)-John
J. Tobn (Holdover D..
Eighteenth District (Ohray, San Mi.
guel. Hinsdale and Archuleta counties)
John T. Joysc (Holdover d..
Nineteenth District ia Plata and
MontSuma counties George E. West
Cd.
Twentieth District (chaffee and
Park counties)-Ralph Tucker Hold.
over RI.
Twenty.first District (Gahitld.
Eagle and Rio Blanco countles-B. 7.
Napier D).
Twenty.second District (Arapahoe,
Washington. Kit Carson. Yuma, Phil.
lips and Denver counties)-John l.
Tierney CD.
Twenty.third District (otero and
Crowley counties)-F. NJ. wIeland
(R).
Twenty.fourth District (Conejos
county)-wllliam II. Adams Cd.
Twenty-ffth District Q.as Animas,
Bent, Baca and Prowers countlesl-A.
Newton Parrish tHoldover RI.
Twenty.sIxth District (Gilpin, Boul.
der. Jefferson aud Clear Creek coun'
les)-Leroy J. Williams (RD.
Twenty.scvcnth District pueblo and
Custer countless. S. Bellesfleld
(Holdover D..
Twenty.elghth District lei Paso
Douglas. Ebert. Lincoln and Chey'
enne comtiesl-Arthur Cornfortn
(Holdover r..
Tweny.ninth District pueblo. Ere
mont and Teller countiesl-w. ]. Metz
(Holdoyer D..
Thirtleth District TELLER county,
l.. A. Van Tilborg (Holdoyer d..
The state herald., 1912-11-15
400 Tons Of Hay nurnrd.

Castle Rook,-Firo OF unknown ori.
rin destroyed 400 tons OF hay. some
farm machinery and the largest hay
barn in Douglas county ON tho old
Barney Baird ranch. near Franktown.
eight miles east Of here. cnialling u
loss OF $4,000.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Chapter House Robbed.

Boulder,-Tho Phi Gamma Delta
fraternity house, which II located In
the heart Of the Greek letter resi-.
doneo section on University hill. was
entered by robber and $3.50 In money
vaa stolen an mcmhorn were sleeping
On a sleeping porch
The state herald., 1912-11-15
nun,lno Club Plans New Home,

Pueblo notaon lake. twenty miles
east Of here, has been selected AZ the
site tor fine hunting club house. and
a 5000 building II TO bo erected by
tho Doison Lake Gun Club, composed
Of local mon.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Adelaide sslby Buried.

Doulder-Thc funeral OF Miss Adol
aide solhy. ~ years old. daughter of
D. n, solhy. Denver. was brought over,
land TO Boulder IN an automobile
hoarne and buried In Green Mountain
cemetery. Miss Helby died In Den.
yor OF tuhcrcular trouble.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Elnhl nur hi Autn cellIsInn.

Colorado spring. Eight persons
were injured. mono fatally. IN what Ia
ferarded In wonderful escape from
death. when an automobile running at
hlFh speed. ana carrying five mon.
most OF whom wero admittedly lnior.
icatrd. crashed into another machine.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
lteIa BOD Ransom; convIe,,a. .

Denver-E Elmer Kelley. twenty years
old, who was held for ranoom by the
chief OF police ot Eu.oka. Ark. for
several days before he was turned over
10 Deputy Sheriff owens OF Denver.
was convicted OF forgery In tho West
Side Court In Denver. Judge Teller
sentenced Kelley to an indefinite term
IN the reform school Mt Buena Vista.
The state herald., 1912-11-15

I.ondon.-A late dispatch from Con.
ntantinoplo received from the military
correspondent OF the London Daily
Chronicle gives narrowing picture
OF the scenes enacted whom the routed
remnants Of NhElm PaHhh's army
reached Rodosto. They arrived" he
says. "famiphod and weary. but full OF
hate against the 'lnfldol.'" Scenes OF
borrow followed. The town was given
Up 10 massacre, outrage and plllaEc,
I, was sct afire In roven places and
children were hurled into the raging
flames
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Woman nreaks Doth Ann.

Montroso. Mrs l.. c, Heath. wife Of
: prominent Spring Creek mesa fruit
grower. was thrown from n wagon,
both arms being broken ana a splinter
nunoturing her left oyr
The state herald., 1912-11-15
LOulavllle oIrl Marrles Californian.

Loulavillo,-Mlns Myrlo swanbcrgor
has Just marlcd Harry Krotz, a
merchant Of III contro. Cal. where the
wedding took place, at the home of tho
groom.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
ilno neaIllrd rrom 1an nay.

louldor Tho boulder Womana
Club realized $500 on Tag day. TO
raise money TO purchase books for tho
thilaren'H department OF the library.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Quite So.

What is the latest thing in fashion.
able weddlngs?'
Very often It's the bride"
The state herald., 1912-11-15

Most Of our socallod good lnten.
tlons are base limitations
The state herald., 1912-11-15
Former Governor Adams Tor oablne,

Puoblo.-rhcre Ia a decided move.
ment under way TO have Alya Adams
appointed a member OF Governor vii
son'a nnhlnei.
The state herald., 1912-11-15
DEMOCRATS CONTROL COLORADO LEGISLATURE
VIII sixtythee Member
In Nineteenth Assembly
MrsH elen Elected
Chamber.

The members of the Senate will be:
First District Getty and County of
Dsnver)-W. H. Sharpley (Holdover
D.; H. E. Garman (Holdoyer d.;
John Hecker (Holdover d.; Reuben
j. Morris, CD; Joseph Berry D);
Mrs. Helen Ring Robinson CD.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-11

Annnbolla He's iurblc soulful an
allus goin to the opera, AcourBe Of
/ gotta ! kin sling the Hammedstein as
we'll ~ any them nrsttier sharps, but
personally rather hear Nat Wills than
the seckind act Of Tristan an Isolde, 80
fur when pore but honest little work
i'm CELL sets at her needle or kindred
indoor sports all day In n cheerless
gerret room she feels like ben' cheer
ed quick
All, think how the leisured wealthy
is snarlin' at each otha over whether
they'll 90 to the Goulds fur polo or
tag the tourin' cars fur the Ritz, an
here we are, still doin the best we
kin! Last evenin' over our chop suey
Able says to me: Bella, as / see
them front windows of yers s-lookin'
fondest love inta my own, the strains
of muted harps is wingin through by
bein', an all nature seems to smile, -
an all l could do was to murmur
sumpin' nice back, yet I'm gittin to
hate his very map wanta do stump
in diff'rent, like havin' prince dis
guised as yer fathers chuffer sudden
ly produce his medals, an asst will yuh
fly with him to foring parts, an ne'er
return again, which when it comes of
in books, why amt it never did out
of 'em, stead of eff a CELL does rustic
summon with money he's a fat old
coot who's gotta eat bread an milk
or his foot'll start painin, an crouch
is his middle name?
Why, why amt | dead an beyond
this here travail, fur-gee, / furgot!
The assistant head walters givin a
cornbeef an cabbitch potlatch over tc
| his fat tonight, an ! gotta go dol
up. Fur a guy who's been dealin
from the elbow slong's him, he pos
sesses dcetful low tastes, but yuh
gotta go where yuh kin, this spring
an tnything beats stayin home and
wishin' summond phone!
((Curtain)
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-11

Annabelle-Yuh better-hello? Yes
4-11-44. Oh. gee, is that yuh, Dicky?
It's NIista Taylor, dearie, my genlmun
fren from Silver City. think mimi
men is fur superior to most, an this
here party ust to axe me and mawr
out when we lived in Abilene, hin
bein' a deep brunette an us blondes
acourse, people was allus lampin' us
an'-yes, Dicky? Is my eyes as black
as ever? Black? Yunno perf-ly wei
they're-wha-at? Jest kidd me
course yunno they're bloc? No, yuf
wasn't neither, NIista Taylor, an mex
time yuh ring a lady hep yuhself tC
her-hello? Gittm sore about moth
ing? Jest the same yuh wouldn't like
to be treated like-hello? Hello! Who
is that?
Put that party back, Central, or II
make yuh visit yuh had. Sh s dom
it cause | got her switched to Flat
bush that time, dearie-hello, Dicky?
Hello! Woming. eff yuh don't cor
rect that-hello? I'd like to see yuf
make me cease referrin to yuh as :
womingl Oh, yuh would? Try it,
l thank heaving my manner won
lemme inform yuh where an rully
git off at, though-what? She says
l sprang from ohscurity, dearie, which
guess the pictures on her family
tepee won't prove she's more'n jumI
from the caves. Hello? All right, II
git the man'ger. Yuh amt got nc
more breedin' than a blanchisseuse dc
fin. That fixed her. Hello, Dicky
Who? 1t amt him at all; he's got
peeved an blowed, an it's that ole
cluck's fault.
Yes, 4-11-44; well? Drat then
guests, party kinnot git one mo
ments freedom from their tyrannica
beefn's. Can yuh a cab? III call hin
wors'n that eff the house man'gel
wasn't gittin so he expects us t
treat the guests as good as our owl
frens. Yes, sir I'm orderin' it.
Myrtle-That moo assistant hea,
walters swell lookin' fella, dearie
Him with the light mustache.