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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
wALkER-DAvIs.

Last night ut the Methodist parson-
age Rev. Glenn Finn united in mar
riage Mr.. A. c. Walker ana Miss Ruby
Davis. The wedding came as . sur
prise to their many friends. only .
few being in the secret. Mr.. Walker
comes from Dallas, where their home
will be. They leave tomorrow. The
ceremony was performed about .
o'clock. Miss Alma Long and Mr..
Walter Shelton were present.
The bride is the daughter Of Mrs.
A. L. Mondrick. was reared in this
city. and is a cultured and charming
young lady. She has host Of friends
here who wish for her and her hus-
band much Joy and happiness.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
Powers Hurrylng Battleshlps to Scene
(By Associated Press.l

London, Nov. 1.-The European
powers are hurrying warships to
Salonoki, Constantinople and other
Turkish ports for the protection Of
foreigners. 1t appears doubtful now
whether the disorganized Turkish
army will make much attempt to de-
fcad Constantinople.
constantlnopie Residents Not Worried
tBy Associated Press.l
London, Nov. 1.-Old European res
idents of Constantinople are not in
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
TEXAS HAS CONTRIBUTED
FOR7Y-F|VE THOUSAND
May Yet Surpass All Other States
In Contributions to Democratic
Campaign Fund.
[By AssocIated Press. !

Cleburne, Texas, Nov. 1.-State
Chairman Cato Sells announces that
Texas has contributed $4,000 to the
national democratic campaign fund
and that II strenuous efforts are made
there is chance for Texas contribu'
tions to surpass all other states ex.
cept New York. Texas is now fourth
In amount Of contributions. New York,
Pennsylvania and Illinois are leading
her.
Governor colquitt Still Sending Funds
lBy Associated Press
Austin, Texas, Nov. 1.-Governor
Colquitt today forwarded to the ma.
tional democratic campaign committee
s4SOi5.
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clined to fear a massacre in that city.
but are apprehensiye about what the
demoralized Turks may do to outlying
missions and small towns. The Bull
garian troops, though encountered
With their own and Turkish dead and
wounded, are pulling themselves to-
gether for swift pursuit.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
RABBI RarnsteIn 10 Speak Here.

DR.. Barnstein, a scholarly rabbi of
Houston. win speak at the A. and M.
College chapel at the IL o'clock serv-
ice on next Sunday. By invitation of
the Jewish citizens of Bryan he has
consented to remain over and will
speak at Carnegie Hall at s o'clock
that evening. The public is cordially
invited to hear him.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
P0sT0FF|GEs MAY CLOSE
FOR SHERMAN FUNERAL
TBy Associated Press. !

Washington. Nov. 1.-Postmasters
throughout the country have been au-
thorized to close the postofices on
their own discretion tomorrow on ac-
count of Vice President sherman's
funeral.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
TURKISH BATTLEsH|P
SUNK BY GREEKS
Greek Torpedo Boat Slipped Up Un,
observed and Escaped After
Doing Deadly Work.
tBy Associated Press,

Athens, Nov. 1.-The Turkish bat
tleship Fethibethel was sunk last
night in the Gulf Of Saloniki by a
Greek torpedo boat which slipped up
to the battleship unobserved by the
gunners of a nearby fort, and which
escaped unscratched after its victory.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
ELECT|ON'HA BEEN QUIET
[By Associated Press. ]

Havana, Nov. 1.-The general cleo
ton. upon which the fate of Cuba is
believed to depend, is proceeding
quietly so far today. Serious disorder
had been feared.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
SPECIAL VEN|RE ORDERED
IN SNEED CASE
[Ry Associnted press. !

Fort Worth, Texas, Nov. Three
hundred veniremen were ordered
drawn this morning for the Sneed
trial here on November II for killing
Captain Boyce.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-11-01
conssantInopIe in Grave Danger.
[By Associated Press.I


Constantinople Nov. lit seems
agreed that the Turks, after their de-
feat by the Bulgarians, can make no
further stand to defend Constanti-
nople except at Tchatalja, twenty-five
miles north Of here. In the event of
the hordes Of beaten and demoralized
soldiers falling back on the capital, it
Is difficult to see what human inter-
vention could save Constantinople
from sack and pillage
1t is reported that fanatical priests
here recently urged the Turks at a
secret Stamboul mosque meeting, to
massacre all Christians.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
* STOCKS, BONDS, CEREALS ~
STEEL IS SLUGGISH
Surprising Poor Showing Made b,
Corporation in First Quarter
Has Effect.

New York, May 1.-The sarpris-
lag poor showing made by the Unit
ed States Steel Cooperation. for the
first quarter of the year, undoubted-
~ was a foremost factor in shaping
the course of today's stock market
Pressure was cXerted against Steel
common shares Throughout the ses-
sion. Further suspension of propos-
ed increased freight rates by the In
terstate Commerce Commission, and
adverse railroad reports, combined
to add to the feeling of depression
produced by the steel statement.
The markets one sided and mar
row character was shown in the UNI
due prominence of two or three so
called speculative favorites Fully
one-third of the business of the first
| two hours was in Steel and Union
Pacific.
Union Pacific displayed acute
weakness at the outset, but reCov-
red much of its loss, only to fall
| lower than before at tho next dc
cline. Steel had a wide opening, its
initial offerings being offered at
70h, compared with 72lB at yes
| erday's close.
The anthracite shares with Ameri-
| an Smelling were almost the only
| issues of prominence to shake off the
reactionary tendency, SO conspicuous
elsewhere.
| Prices made partial recovery be-
ore noon, but in the early part OF
the afternoon another general sell
| ing movement sent the average Level
| lower than before. An abrupt de.
cline of six points in American To
| bacco following an earlier rise OF
two points, was one of the few note.
worthy features of tho specia
ground. That stocks decline was
attributed to disappointment over
reduction of dividends at 10 pei
cent rates, where more had beer
| expected.
Bonds were easy, total sales, pal
value, $2,27l,0OO. Governments
were unchanged on call.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
NOTICE.


Notice Is hereby given that on the
goth day of May, 1912, at two
o'clock p. m, at the office of the
George III. Goodman Company, No.
603 Ohio street, Cairo, Illinois, a
meeting of the stockholders of said
company will be held for the pur-
pose of acting upon the question of
the dissolution of the corporation.
The holding OF said meeting was au-
thorized by resolution of the Board
of Directors of said company, duly
adopted on the end day of April
1912. upon the written request OF
two-thTds of the stockholders of
said corporation.
Dated, at Cairo, Illinois, this 18th
day of April, A.. d. 1912.
George II. Goodman,
William J. Asplan,
w. A. Grigsby,
Directors of the George H
Goodman Company.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
PECULIAR PRAYER TO COURT
Error Of stenographer Responsible for
Few More Gray Hairs In
Head of Lawyer.

"They SAY that a lawyer has been
saved by his stenographer," said an
attorney, at recent lecture, THAT
is true, undoubtedly, because a law
yer's stenographer, who is observing,
gets many points Of law out OF her
work.
But there is another side to 1t that
must not be overlooked, and that is
the mistakes that a lawyers stenog-
rapher makes The law terms are SO
technical that 1t is not within reason
to expect the stenographer to get ev-
erything exactly right.
Zone of the most amusing errors
that have ever heard of in connec-
ton with stenographic errors, If may
call 1t that, occurred in certain law
office the other day. The case was q
divorce action, in which the plaintiff
alleged cruel and inhuman treatment.
Plaintiff, being woman with all
the common law disabilities, prayed
the court for temporary alimony and
suit money The prayer was dictated
to the stenographer and she wrote II
out and mailed 1t to the court.
Shortly afterward. the lawyer
CHANGED to read copy and found to
his horror that the stenographer had
made the prayer one for alimony and
soup money
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
WHEAT ENDS SLOW
Sharp Advance at Early Hours For
gotten in Scramble in
Final Hours,

Chicago, May Although the
wheat market scored sharp ad-
vance today, prices turned easy dur
ing the last hour, and closed in a
net decline of III to | cent, There
were fresh reports of crop damage
in few Kansas counties but experts
declare that the damage could be
quickly forgotten If the present
promise elsewhere was maintained
Corn finished x to u down and oats
varied from Il down to a higher.
When wheat prices showed a gain
of about I cent over last night, but
not beforehand, the early supporter
Of the market displayed willing
ness to sell out to shorts, July
ranged from s1tO% to $l12A
closing at Sill
Heavy receipts at Omaha and
Kansas City weakened corn. July
fluctuated from TIN to 1875, clos.
ing at IA. No. yellow was 81
Bad reports from late section.
seeded oats took a less bearish course
than corn, though the effect of sym
pathy was evident. July fiuctuatet
from 54M to Sd V, closing at th'
last level
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
World.Farnous Institution.

Lloyd's recently celebrated Its GEN.
tenary in London, but this does not
mean that this great Organization for
collecting maritime intelligence is but
q hundred years old. Its agencies
through which every coast in the
world Is jealousy watched were es-
tablished in November, 1911, but
Lloyd's goes back to the seventeenth
century when underwriters used to
meet at Edward Lloyd's coffee-house,
in Tower street, to transact business
and exchange information. In 1774 the
institution was moved to the Royal
Exchange, where 1t has since re-
manned.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
HASTY MARRIAGE BAN
KANSAS PLANS TO CHECK THE
HuRRY.UP WEDDINGS.
Couples May Be Required 10 Advertise
Intention to Marry Thirty Days
Before Date and Submit to
Physical Examination.

Topeka, Kan,--"Love at first sigh"
marriages and restaurant brand hash
are to be put under the ban In Kan
sas, the state where reforms constant
ly are tried out, ,.5j.m
No longer will weekend roniances
that eliminate at the altar be toler-
ated, as It Is proposed that "deciara'
ton of intentions" be filed by the
prospective bride and groom thirty
days prior to the issuance Of license
to marry A4B
To add 20 the further embarrass-
ment Of bushing young couples the
bill that has been drafted by Judge
John r. Sims Of the probate court OF
Wyandotte county and will be intro
duced at the next session of the state
legislature. requires that published
announcement Of the marriage in the
official county paper be made two con
secutiye weeks following the filing OF
the declaration. - .s.,. ....
Another requirement Is the passage
OF physical examination to ascertain
that there Is no insanity or hereditary
disease on either side. Each county
is TO have a board of three physicians
appointed by the governor to make
the examination.
The bill has been prepared at the
request OF the Kansas Association OF
Probate Judges and It's passage early
in the session Ia forecast.
The state board OF health is en-
rolled IN the hash reform movement.
The board does not propose to dena;
/ ture hash --merely to tame It down
so that the prospective diner may
walk up to a plate of 1t and look at 1t
squasaly and with assurance.
The department is to accomplish
this by standardiEing hash.
This department has found that all
mixed foods must be standardized or
the pure food law cannot be en-
forced" said Doctor Crumbine, secre'
tary OF the board. IAN egg Is an esg,
an orange is an orange but mince'
meat and hash are combinations for
which standards must be maintained
There may be a dozen different
kinds of hash, but the standard com
mittee of the department could make
d ruling that hash should consist of a
certain kind of meat, potatoes, onions
carrots or other vegetables, and re
uuire that they be clean and fresh. We
can't regulate what goes into the
home variety, but we can keep potato
Feelings and other truck out Of res
taurant hash"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
In shakespeare,s Time.

Patron-"No native productions on
the stage at all this year. eh?' Eliza
bethan Manager--"No! We'd produce
English plays, but we simply can't get
them! All the successes of the sea
son have been foreign-made plots that
Bill Shakespeare made over to suit
orr tastes!"--Puck. 49,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING.

Nice suite Of rooms for light
housekeeping, furnished or unfur-
nishcd, gas stove, bath, hot and cold
water; all conveniences, in private
family down town. Best residence
district. Call Bell phone 293.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

"Ah, Jack, old fellow! Haven't
seen you since your wedding two
year ago. How goes matrimony?"
Very well, thanks; but, Jove, it's
expensive comfort The dressmalers
alone! II | had only Known
you would have remained single.
eh?"
mo, no--but would have married
the drcssmaker."-Ju Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
Squelched.

Say, can't you read the sisn?"
asked the elevator boy.
II beg your pardon" replied the
man with the cigar, were you speak.
ing to me?"
1T says: No Smokin' In the Car.
Does It? Where does It say that!"
There. Can't you seer
But II doesn't say; No Smokin' In
the Car there"
"Gwan, you highbrow
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
Slow Process.

"Do you think your constituents fa-
vor the initiative and referendum?
Cant decide yet, replied Senator
Sorghum. "They haven't yet got
through arguing about the exact mean
ing OF the phrase" 40
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

TRAINED NURSE Now employ
cd from one to four hours a day and
desire private nursing the remainder
of the time. Will not take corr
tagious diseases except typhoid fever.
Bell ia. Home 141,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
No Wonder.

Says one of the Georgia ph.loso.
piers: so long as I'm alvin and
have groceries, and firewood and warm
clothes, and tax money, and good
health. any weather the Lord sends is
the right weather for me, "-EAchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
BUTTER STICKS AT 81.

EIgin, April 29.-The quotations
committee of the Elgin Butter Board
this afternoon declared butter firm
at 81.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Second foor or all Of
The Bulletin building, 703 Ohio
street. Suitable for wholesale or
jobbing house; 1000 square feet Of
door space, with large, paved base
ment.. Switch of Illinois Central
Railroad in front of the building
Rent reasonable. Apply at The Bull
letin Office. r
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
BY HOP

Mem treading from novel; He
kissed her on the forehead. The proud
beauty drew herself up.
Belief suppose that was to get her
cheek up to the proper height.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

FOR SALE-Launch for sale, 35
foot fun cabin Ornising Launch. Cost
100000 sell for 100000. CondI-
tion guaranteed to be first class. Adj
dress A, L. Dates. al2 Missouri ave
nue., East st. Louis, Ill.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
Queer.

Women are queer creatures" he re-
marked sagely. .a,.. 49, ...
What's the matter now?" Fl
"I've noticed that the bigger the
meal my wife gets the less she eats
herself" =
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

WANTED--A servant for general
housework. Apply 217 Fourteenth
street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
street. Both phones.

SEE VARIABLE. this painter. II
vcn want signs Of am Wind any.
"nsrs at any time; ftrsE-class work
Both phones 220 Eighth slraet.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

FOR RENT-Two story house.
seven rooms bath, two lots. good
outhouses, s2s Twenty-fourth
street. Inquire Home phone 60S-W.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

WANTED-Collector and solicitor
Good position for right party. Apply
at once at 234 Eighth street.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
Proof Positive.

IT VUI UoFkfVN'
"She was tho most beautifully
gowned woman at the BALI"
you seem very positive about It,
II am Even the woman who was
gowned second best admitted it.
Shifting the Graft.
How do you like running your res.
taurant on the notinping plan?'
First rate!" replied the proprietor.
at enables me to raise the price ten
per cent. on the bin Of fare Judge
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
WANTED

WNATED--Clesn white rags a.
The Bulletin office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

FOR RENT--Room and board, All
modren eonveniences. 315 Ninth st.
Home phone 556.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02

WANTED--To buy good second
hand cigar show case. Address A.
rs, cure Of Bulletin. .
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-05-02
NEW YORK STOCKS.

New York, May /, 1912
The evening world., 1912-08-22
Nobody Won the Prize.

TT HE walking crIzs few years ago gave .
well known sporting man an opportunity
which he could not Te,st taxing advantage
Of. lie had handbils widely distributed on which
vas stated;
"A Great Crosby gentleman VIII give $50 20 the
man. woman Or child VINO first succeeds in doing
the following task To walk from the Perh.hd
UAvsrooN u Crcr'y village. There each
p~titor must buy meat pie and walk around
ts Big 5tons and eat It,"
About Q hundred entries we're rcocived and the
walk took Mace on whu Monday. Much excite.
ment prevailed. and q great cheer ross a. local
pedestrian was ssen leading the rest Of the crowd.
His meat pie Was soon eaten an be walked round
the stone, and hs vent To the Judge for the 500.
,cyio ~. aan. IL rhs .,oa- ~. - S'i ~
~ 70 -"
The evening world., 1912-08-22

7 YERE are two puxxiss. Neither Is
n new. But both are good. The hrst
10 ~ follows,
'|rhres-fourths Of . cross and . circle
complete.
Two semi-oarcies on Q perpendicular
meet
An angIe-trtangis that stands on two
feet,
Two semi-ciroles. and q circle complete.
The whole is q thing men enjoy, burn
and eat"
The second puzzle has the last word
Of each line missing. The word. when
supplied. should be written IN full at
the end OF the FIRST line. And the first
letter should be taken away from It for
the next line. 1t should be once more
decapitated for each succeeding line: Z.
Among the lily pads our hands
Our idle hands the blossoms -
| cried: Dull care away -
And Echo answered.: -"
The evening world., 1912-08-22
In the Mean Time.

THERE had been . row at recess time and
Miss Martin had callri IN all o; o. 90 AZ
q and had a sort Of school court, which lasted
until time for the school 10 he dismissed. The
trouble had started with some Of the older boys
in a Misunderstanding over a game After hear
ing both sides Of the question. she decided proper
punishment for the comhsiants, and told them
70 remain IN their seats after the Others had gone.
She remembered something she wanted 20 say
10 A little boy who did not take part IN ths
sffray so she turned TO him and said:
Now. in the mean time. Guy"--
81 wasn't In ", Miss Martin" Guy interrupted
hastily.
Wasn't In WHAT" asted Miss Martin.
why. In the mean time" said the sisht-yssr-
oid-NationAl Monthly
The evening world., 1912-08-22

mastery manner. The hotel proprietor. mrh
Impressed. said 10 him when he got through;
My dear air. what may have been Jour rank
In the srnyr
81 Was . private. air. . full private WAS
tho calm reply.
for his bill. as he was about To depart, but the
proprietor said to him:
" Not . cent. sirl Not . cent? You owe me
nothing.
why. how y THAR the other demanded In
bewilde-ment.
- couldn't dream Of ehsrrps you. sir. I"
said the proprietor warmly. You the first
The evening world., 1912-08-22
Icopyrsir. 1919. b, IN. Outing r,,bl,.h,ns o.,

SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING ISsTALMESTs.
Zen Gates Of tho Diamond Dot ranch has lost
twenty COWS Nv theft. lie ride. into the frontier
town OF Dry Bottom seeking a 'eunman' 10 guard
his heri from thieves. lie enters the Local dance
hall NJ the door he colds- with q tall stranger,
The latiu intnoiuces himself as Jim Collins and
commands everybody In tho place 10 drink with
him Al comply csc-pt one GOV p,rneher, who In
gun on the man. who promptly breaks Collins =
wr1a' With Iadol ballet date walks up 10 the
stranger and engages him o. 500 . month To hunt
down cattle thieves on the Diamond In, ranch
Gates suspects . hester" namei Dan Miller ~
seal ng his gstte. Miller II IN love with GAtes' .
daughter. MARY. She refuses TO marry him until
he real cattle thic shall he caught. A Mary
G,i., hs. hire, .m,a.ui, eon,,,n,. ~ A., Rs
Ia his way TO the ranch. lie and Miller eve each
other WITH covert interest. Two days later At
stranger face 10 face.
The evening world., 1912-08-22
Coolness.

m. T." writes: ~ widower, a mum.
Der OF years older than l am, with
two children. has been paying mo at
tentions. But he doesn't take me out
or give me presents. and though he
says he loves me he IL very cool in
his manner DO You think he really
cares for me?'
am afraid he thinks more OF the
convenience Of marrying you than of
love
The evening world., 1912-08-22
A Lasting Example.

A NORTH CAROLINA n-gro was bnpuxh,
~ ont On the gall1ss 10 bo hanged for
muricr
Henri. aid tho sheriff have you anything
20 say"
"Yas. sub" sad tho condemned man IN.
fnt a few Soris 10 say | merely Nishe. IN state
dat dls Sutun.ly j. gIin' 10 10 lcspn 70 me. =
saturday EIeIiius Post
The evening world., 1912-08-22

what's that got to DO With nr ssied the
ped.
Everything n DO with H." answered the Judy 4;
and nobody gets tho $50 til they do."-Londou
Tt-Bits
The evening world., 1912-08-22
Betty Wins Advice to Lovers

~ t. writes; II refused to go out
with young man because my mother
asked me to stay at home. Some one
toid him that II was because I had
date with another person. Naturally
he is angry. How shall undo this
lieT
Write him a note OF explanation.
The evening world., 1912-08-22
in Age.

II H" writes: 81 am young man
Of nineteen, and in love with woman
.sL Jsars older than myself. What
Is your advice about marriage?'
I think It would be most unwise.
The evening world., 1912-08-22

{ "A. c." writes; Il have been paying
attention to a girl for several months.
out when ! called on her the other
tnieht, as she had asked me to do. her
father sent me away. Shall l keep
on trying to go with herr"
an afraid you would make her
~ rather dfficu.t II her father really
7,b3scts to you and she is under age and
'tvtng at home.
II X" writes: Els II proper for a
ride to invite TO her wedding q young
~ Who, was once her iovsrr"
\ Nsrtsin!y. II ~ 10 stun her friend.
The evening world., 1912-08-22

eco fsrRDN and brethren" exhorted Uncle
- Abraham. . recent promotion from the
plough to the pulpit according to LIP
pinootrs. ION Dc one side Or dis here meetin'-
house 10 . road leading to destruction. on do
oddsr II . road gwins to hell and damnation
Which you gwins pursoof Oar 10 Dc internal
question: Which Is you gwine pursoor"
LAW. Brer Aberham" spoke Sister Eliza from
the back pew. II spsck I'm er gwine home thoo
Dc woodsl"
The evening world., 1912-08-22

n n LSS PAFAUN says she doesn't
M like nattsry. She only wants
A'A man to tell her the truth about
her beauty.
SThs HsdosvIlis Tho more . man
v.,.. knows Of this
! world the less Ne
likes It, SO Prov
idsncs has kindly Arranged that our
lives shall be short
Nrs. Horn cried when her daughter
Got married. but she would have felt q
lot worss u the girl hadn't got hus-
band
Mr.. Dsris says his wife can imagine
more troubles in one day than could
possibly happen to anybody in Q week.
DAVID Craum says there Is q great
deal Of money here and there. but most
Of II 10 there