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Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Union Meeting~ at Horns
Greek And ParksVille

division will convene with the
Parksville Baptist church on Sep
tember 1880.
1890 a. m. Devotional exercises
conducted by moderator.
Enrolment of delegates
and verbal reports from churches.
lst Quo~--Can a man be Chris
tian w ..mains Indefinitely at
variance with his fellowman? L G
Bell, J NJ Bussey.
End Query-When should man
expose the faults of a fellow Chris
tian and in what spirit? George
Doolittle, J H Lyon, James Agnew.
2:3O-Adjournment fo- Inner
ID hours.
srd Query-To what extent is
the company one keeps an index to
his Christian character? II e Bunch,
J G Harvley, Luther Zimmerman.
18th Query-The secret of q Sun
day school teachers power? J B.
Blackwell, S T Adams, d A J Bell.
5th Query-What is meant by
righteousness as taught in the,
scriptures? E D Kitchings, W E
Thurmond.
Sunday lO:3O a. N. Sunday school
exercises conducted by superintend-
ent Of Sunday school.
ll-30-Missionary sermon by
Rev. J. Earl Freeman.
1890, Adjourn Il hrs. Cor dinner
Afternoon exercises devoted to
3. Y. P. U. work. conducted by G
Y d Freeland.
John G. McKie,
For COMMITTEE.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
What We Never Forget

according to science, are the
things associated with our early
home life, such as Bucklen's Arni'
ca Salve. that mother or grandmoth,
er used 10 cure our burns, boils.
scalds, sores, skin sruptions, cuts,
sprains or bruises. Forty years of
cures proves its merit. Unrivaled
for piles, corns or oold-sores. Only
2 s5 cents at Penn & Holstein'D, W
z Lynch 6 Co.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
The Governments Proposition
to the Counties.

Government aid in road building
will soon begin in this state. At the
recent session of congress bill was
passed appropriating s500,00O for
experimental road construction, and
the government officials in charge
of the work have decided to begin
their work first in this state in com
pliment to Senator Simmons, who
introduced the bill authorizing it.
The governments aid will be ex-
tended to those counties or COM
munities which will e1pend twice
the amount appropriated by the
goyernment-thst is, where the gov
eminent expends $1,000 for sthis
york the county or community in
which the work is done must ex-
pend $4,000. In other words the
government pays one-third of the
expense.
This small appropriation of
s5OO,OOO for this experimental road
work is only q beginning and en-
sering wedge, and no doubt in q
few years many million dollars will
be appropriated annually. 1t will be
remembered that only $4,000 were
appropriated at first to experiment
with the rural free delivery of mails
but now the appropriation is about
B4O,O0O,0oO a year. We predict that
In like manner the appropriation for
good roads will be greatly increased
in q few years.
This government aid will be e1-
tended only to those public high
ways that are used by the mail car
riers, for such an appropriation by
congress is authorized only by that
clause Of the constitution of the
United States that says congress
may establish post offices and post
roads. christian Record.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25

ing terms with the State Agricultural
Colleges and Experiment Stations, and
the Stsss officials Viii NO longer be
regarded ae tnseq4o1 beings. living e0ay
on the LasNess OF Washington caSal
/ ash al who waat honesty and fases-
fui service IN the Department Of Asrt
culture, the pEomotion Of pabAe
health, and executives who have
grown to manhood and lived m an en-
ytronnent favorable 10 that which
TnaRes for the public weHases to Eeee
fer WtfRra and Marshall. o.,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
HELP THE KIDNEYS.
Edsefield Readers are Learning
Tie Way.

It's the little kidney ills
The lame, weak or aching back
The unnoticed urinary disorders,
That may lead to dropsy and
Bright's disease.
When the kidney are weak.
Help them with Doan's kidney
pills.
A remedy especi ally for weak
kidneys.
Doan's have been used in kidney
troubles for so years.
Endorsed by 10000 people-en,
dorsed at home.
Proof in an Edgetield's citizens
statement.
w D Dorm, Ede efeld, S. c.,
says: Il can endorse and recon-
mend Doan' kidney pills again, for
the contents of one box completely
rid me Of kidney and bladder troub-
le. gladly confirm all l said in
praise of Doan's kidney pills when
l endorsed them some years ago
and Iauthorize the continued pub
lication of that statement"
For sale by all dealers. Price
so cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, New York, sole agents for
the United States.
Remember the nams-Doan's-
and take no other.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Enforcing Discipline.

The other night we heard fa-
ther speak thusly: William your
mother tells me that you must have
dose of castor oil before retiring
tonight. It is your bed time now.
Take your medicine and go to bed
at once.''
but, papa. I don't want no cas-,
tor oil!''
'You must take it. And imme.
diatelyw
''Aw, papa, Idowanter!n'
william, if you don't take that
medicine, I'll put you right to bed
this minute, without giving you a
drop of is''
William was so scared that he
took it. That's the way to enforce
discipline. Cleveland Plain Deal,
GER.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25

qts Thiyd Term candidates favor
tie reny 10 the telling, unanswerablt
arguments Of Gov. Wilson ts that tn
latters opinions ere based not on &C
tual knowledge and experience but b!
reading musty books ON pofftha
econouEo E1e CoIonRl himself at {
tend9r age was pus at hard labor
It Is DO. often that a man whose wholt
life bzs been given up 10 politics ant
offScs-hoadins gets as hofny-haoded a:
Mr.. Roosevelt in the ranks Of hhn
and high f2anosl
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Are Ever at War.

There are two things everlasting
ly at war, JOY and piles. But Buck
lens Arnica Salve will Danish piles
in any form. 1t soon sublues the
itching, irritation, Inflammation or
swelling. 1t gives comfort, invites
JOY. Greatest healer of burns, boils,
ulcers, cuts, bruises, eczema, scalds,
pimples, skin eruptions. Only 25c
at Penn g Holstein's, w E Lynch
& Co.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
TAXING POOR MAsrs
COAT OFF MS BACK
cazassese Elaaeraasaa g WRaf Q RD
Pushioaa Tariff Really Aeoas
caaaca EorSero 70 TMups

Concrete examples R hoT pro-
tective tariff operates are causing the
working man, tbs poor man" to DO q
lot Of thinking nowadays. he IS BE-
ginning to understand WHISTLER II -
not about time to call a halt On the
Republican practice OF taxing the coas
of his baoa and threatening him With
the loss Of hts shirt and his socks II
he does noe submit.
al through 0e present tsTfR H~s
passed By Republican congress and
endorsed by 8 Republican PresdenS
as TIE BEST TARIFF BILL EVER
PASSED, are to be fonnd discrtmina-
TONS the higher duty On the cheaper
article, the lover on the shculdsrS
Of those least Gbie to bear a the great
er burden OF the protective system.
Here are SOME TusEottonst
The cheapest vpol blankets bear q
duty OF 1sa42 per cent; the deaFeRs
11Ae5 per cent.
ExnneaB, not more tI1zn 80 osuSc 9
pound, are taxed nt 1857 per csoa;
oRsr 10 oantS a pound, 1881 per GEM
Wool picslass, caoepesa 1aLS Per
cent; dearest, 1888 pef CENT
Knft fabrics. cheapsEt, LII per- cGa-s
dearest, $3.50 per cent
5soekinss, worth from 81 to Eso
a dossn, 1897 per cent; from s. 70
SO, 60 par osat.
Hsts end bonnsts worth pot o~u7
SIS a aossa. 81 per cent; opes e20 a
dozen. IS pep cent.
Carpets. highsst p-4ssd % psr osasss;
Chat uaed Gemets and pua lAs8 paa
cert
Wurens gloves rzHSed g pm
ee1.-s inea "a per Gent: hngost
gbo7es, HnRsusf. GO pa1 cgr-S lived. 2s
Per esHS,
Msne eDwss, vur@ ass drD s. q
fossn, @.85 per cent; coshess gloess
A.45 per oeaA-; leather, urSneds A.as
per esuts nned. $3.50 per cent.
Bnckfea, cheapest TssS pg esnss
dearest, ssS per cert
Dpon dfamoods be1 10 pT cent
duty, limitation diamorA % per cent
The . humble tfreeracaae beafs O
-N,o2 PER cent. duty, while elaboTsee
fireworks bear but 70 peg cent
Matting, smaller snd, cheaper grade
43 per osna; oosciies, "a per cent.
waeca Movements seven 5sv-Sea
$500 per osrt-; IL eswefa~, aoAl PSI
cent? II ewefs, s44s PEP csrS
Unaerweaa cheapest, $3.50 DH
cent; dsaresa, 90 peT ocaS.
Dresn goods OF vool cseesoSee'
105.9 pea cal1e-ss Dearest, 9a1S per
cent
vaizSes chsepaeS, fob.0 1@ cs,rsa- ]
ha-ezt, SB.s5 per esnt,.
Silk handkegchiefs, cheaC@.A Tis4
per cent; deareet, 80 per cent.
Ecissors, worth 80 cents dDzens
1921 par centos voGth s1.55 e dnsn.
&c per cant.
Tahta knives, fzncy grseea, 6T.4e
per osut.l bone handled 6a.43 peg
cegt
Butsf1sr knives, bsss grades, 5s-O
per canA-i ctseaScas grades. eG,55 poz
cent,
Filea, smaneva, s1.4 per ceSsS;;
ionEsat. 1881 ger cant.
Sho& ggns, ~JPfh from e5 tu $40
47.07 per oec&-I worth orez $a4 &As
per os'rt.
Insao erS oury part os tee dse
crtmtnettona, CLEANED from s~afs
coming Of some Of The soheduAes. Be
duoed 10 simplest terms, they msan
that the poor man rs taSm htgheDthaH
the Mch NAN.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
T,,,n,l}er for Sale.

A lot of 3-ceiling and l-inch
flooring. This lumber is dry and
vel matched. Accurate measure Is
Guaranteed. Ceiling $500 per
thousand. Flooring $4,000 per
thousand. Phone or write me if
YOU need any.
Henry W. Mchie.
Golfers, S. @.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Uncle Ezra Says

"It don't take morn a gill
effort to git folks into a peck
trouble and little neglect of q
stipation, billiousness, indigestl
or other liver arrangement will
the same. If ailine, take Dr.. Kin
New Life Pills for quick resuI
Easy, safe, sure, and only 25 ce
at Penn & Holstein's, W E Lyr
& Co.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25
Rugs From the
Orient

and carpets from the best mills are
here for your choosing. They are
rich in color, splendid in texture
and moderate Yin price. We want
yon to see them whether you buy
now or not. So come any way. If
you like we will lay aside any you
select and keep it unit: you are
ready to place it on your floor.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25

President Taft conFatufates the
Republicans of Maine On what Chair
man Hiues describes as IAN old-fash-
ioned victory" Another such and
Vermont and Rhole Island would go
1emocratie in November.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25

Those who know and fesf for Clratr-
man Hflles say he really isn't to blame
for the Republican presidential ca1rii-
dates announcement thaa be "is. out Of
politics."
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25

The card.stacking at AEmageddoh
goes merri}y on. Eight Taft electors
In Missouri announce that If elected
tthey will vote for the Third Term ean-
hdidate.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25

wontsr IF Emerson VIE gazing upon
a Moose calf when, aSReral decades
ago, be wrote:
81 en the owner OF the sphere,
or tho seven stars end the soaaF Beez"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1912-09-25

a Western Third Terme1 regrets
that Roosevelt will not have time be-
fore election. day to say half he rnegns.
He'll have plenty Of time following It.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
Was Going Too Fast

81 know Bin comes In for a lot
of praise because he hunts with
a camera instead of a gum" said
friend to a reporter of the New
York American. sit never seems
to strike people that there may
be more than one kind of bru-
tally"
What's the matter with Bill?"
| asked.
"Out in Canada last autumn"
he resumed, II went off by myself
one day, when Bill was fiddling
over his camera, and / stumbled
full on a black bear. Because 1
was the only thing in sight, very
likely, / became the immediate
ovbject of her attentions. / had
only a slight lead. but I was going
very well when Bill poked through
the brush and took In the situa-
ton.
Hold on there, old chap!' he
yelled. You're too far ahead.
can't get you both int E"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

order to portray properly any
role assigned to her, must pri-
marily give it the closest study,
analyze it, and, after she has
worked out her conception of the
character, she must get that con-
ception over the footlights."
Miss Barrymore asserts that
any actress to be successful must
have intelligence and lots of it.
Today the greatest cry from pro-
ducing managers is, where can
l find woman for this part?"
Women there are and lots of
them, women of all degrees, but
the producer is loath to entrust
an untried part to one whom he
does not know to be careful of
analysis and of ability to "get the
part over"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
HE COULDN'T WAIT

Cant you get any work."
asked a woman of a tramp who
had applied at the back door for
food.
Yes, ma'am," he replied. 81
was offered steady job by the
man who lives down the road In
that big white house."
"Thats Mr.. oatseed. What was
the work."
"He wanted me to get up at
In the morning, milk seventeen
cows, feed. water and rub down
four horses, clean the stables
and then chop wood until 1t was
time to begin the days work"
What did he want to pay
your"
81 dunno, ma'am. didn't
stop to ask. Toledo Blade.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

Miss Ethel Barrymore has
summed up in single word why
it is that producing managers all
over this country have such diff
Guilty in finding leading actresses
whom they can advance to stellar
positions, for Miss barrymore as
serts that the most valuable asset
any actress can have is intelli-
gence.
There are many women upon
the STAGE" she says, who have
had beauty and other attributes
of popularity, who have been
forced into stellar positions and
who have been possessed of a
certain amount of shrewdness,
yet who have lacked the neces-
sary intelligence to make them
successful. A stellar actress in
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

By an overwhelming majority known a landslide,
Governor Woodrow Wilson of New Jersey elected
the 9Th of November
Mr. Wilson is graduate of Princeton college and of
the law department of the university of Virginia.
served Wesleyan university and Bryn Mawr college
essor of political president
ton his Alma Mater In july this
by the democratic in the Baltimore
president of the United States.
Woodrow Wilson is of very strong character,
not impulsive but deliberate college
cation noticeable in his platform which
remarkably free from blunders He held offices
politics and his experience lis much limited his
opposing candidates.
In his campaign speeches he talked principally about
the lowering of the tariff best
to break the trusts and that tariff
only He claims that the will greatly
benefited by lower tariff.
When Mr.. Wilson takes his place president the
United States he hopes be able
from putting the little fellow of business
Though all do not agree with him in his political
questions and IDEAS still it would be impossible
mire him and be proud of all he has accomplished
That he the choice of the people proven by
popular q received.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
WHAT IS THE "CUTEST"
SAYING YOU EVER HEARD?

sayings received and those deemed
entitled mention sent by
the Times Sarah Louis Mrs Fred JONES'
F. E. Johns, Mrs Emma Sommers
L. M. Clark, Miss Miriam Eddey,
A. r. Fitch Mabel M Greberch. M Near
Raymond Derby Miss Alice Leann s. Eddy
Ross Mrs j. Mabel Carlson Mrs c.
H. Alice " Harrsno, Mrs " E. Paul. Ruby
Ellis L. Dixon, Y w. Yenne Mrs E. Baldeneeker Mrs o.
Mrs. Chas Richeleu, Mrs g. Knger,
Dolly Whelan b. Masck, Miss Anderson Mrs M Nc
Cacken Mcclure Chas Magenhie
Schuchart Mrs Ada Pker, Mrs e. j.
always getting her words mixed One
noise and going out to the back yard where
there pen Mariories little brother with
dead duck in that he had killed :
much excited sad "oh muyver Dckie died
duck" f. e.
Little Lucille aged father running for mayor
his
help it, could not run as fast as the oher
fellow because his feet
Three together playing with their dolls and
One said: My mammals hair
my mother sit her hair said
"Wel said the third my mamma best OF ALL or
take hers off and on L. A. H.
built in the Of the porch Sd one
looked
surprised cried out: "Oh, it's boke'!'!
1915 South Yakima MISS F. L. H.
sent by her mother into
In moments she returned
thought God her.
He said. Great Scott Elsie
ldredg than are" MRS j. A. BALDHlDGE.
319 Fifth S. E. Puyaup. Wash
Nathan aged SEVEN that had
that day. why, who dead
wonde? said guess replied the boy;
they around drumming business MRS A L. G.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
Prize Winner In the
Times Essay Contest

of Chidren's Editor Of
composition written about the
of
Godfrey old who pupil in the Bryant
lives North X street.
only little Miss Godeys essay the best in point OF
interest but her copy
such beaut
asyread manuscript this school girl sub
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
editorial PAGE Of Che Cacoma Cimes Pho 10
THE CHOCOLATE SOLDIER MAKES GOOD

helbu terminabe by
the that the Balkans the gates
wined the clock
Destiny clock tor
the Unspeakable Turk
For five hundred the Ottoman Turks have campd Europe
the the the old
back the nsweng hores Moem baarm for centuries island OF
civilization of Asiatc conquest
Now the Turk feels the stroke Of ksme The armies Of his former PROV
laundering The turned
by Charles Marte at Tours and by John Se has ebbe to the
walls The often invoked
flames his hitherto nv ksk 1t the Napoeoc
assault
And who these heroes who struck and struck and struck
until Why
chocolate soldiers bettd musical comedyhe soldiers OF Bulgaria
Montenegro These
chocolates their cartridge belts instead mmunion
How little They chocolate sol
ders mortey blood Lott in his MADAME
Chysanmeme sighted the They soldiers he sa
fit for functions This their with China
And Pierre Lott has lived these soldiers fill with their living bodies
the bitches before the hell of Rus
fire a Mukden!
The Balkans victory from the
did dash esprit with which they their foes and
the
Come with the weapons your CALL
With musket, pike or knife
He Yields the deadiest blade of all
Who ightest holds his life.
The hand that deals it's unbought blows
With all patriots
Might brain with a
Or stab him with thorn!
In the cises of life history the ubmest most useful
element human nature often ad the things OF life
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

There were more than one hum
died essays offered, and the fol-
lowing are deemed worthy OF
honorable mention:
Robert Wood, aged Il, Horace
Mann school.
Francis Neary, aged IL, st.
Leo's school.
Miriam Edey, aged IL, Rogers
school.
James Hall, aged 10, Oakland
school.
Hilda Johnson, aged IA, Bryant
school.
Lillian Hunter, aged 16, Horace
Mann school.
Louise Shelter aged 8, Edison
school.
Here is the winning essay:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
NEEDED ON THE TEAM

Her father had kicked him out
of the house, but he returned.
What" cried the old man,
amazed. you here again."
Eyes, SIR" answered the i'm
perturbable youth; 81 came to
see If you couldn't be induced to
join our football team."-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
OF COURSE

ooh, papa!" exclaimed
the young girl, that pretty
plant l had setting on the
piano Is dead"
We'll, / don't wonder"
was all the father said
Yonkers Statesman.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
PIERCE COUNTY PROGRESSIVE VOTE

Pierce
county in the of Washington.
This delegation
elected almost complete bull county ticket but gave Bob
Hodge the most fattering
is admitted that popular could
ing clear plurality of Hodge of 2406
Pierce this
dates that
the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

The powers are already figuring on
how to whittle down the spoils that
Bulgaria has won.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

Queen Mary says use of typewriters
on invitations shows disrespect Writes
them herself? Nav! Makes her sec
rotary write them.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

If they win, those Balkans are going
to form United States. Then J. Pierp
Morgan will not have to sigh because
there are no more United States to run.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
Mrs. Pansy Lesh, from Missouri,

confesses at Los Angeles to numbering
two women back home, and even the
police din't believe her. Wonderful eff
fects that Los Angeles climate has!
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
NOT 1913 MODEL

Rose-You had to give Clar-
ence a hint before he proposed?
Lily-Y-yes; he didn't seem to
be equipped with a self-starter.
Chicago Tribune.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
"What is a rotten egg?" is a question

the agricultural department experts
have got to determine. Let 'em look
under the hen that's pretending to lay
when eggs are so cents the dozen.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

Shaking off that load of confidence
in sweeping victory" must have
been great relief to the campaign
managers, anyway.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
SHE KNEW

He-What do you consider the
best way to propose?
Observation-Disclosures Tran
script.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
THE HOME TRADE LEAGUE

Monday the sxday exhibition the Trade league will
that
fat thing produced
this city. q =
If all Tacoma nothing
employees this would would
This going show while.
And the that it everybody.
be to
interesting will
Not all but a each evening"
AT o'clock
be made by whistle footing for three minutes
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09

MEMBER OF THE SCRIPTS NORTHWEST
LEAGUE OF NEWSPAPERS. Telegraph News
Service of the United Press Association by direct
Leased Wire.
Battered mt the postoff1ce, Tacoma, WASH,
secosd-ciass matter. Published by the Tacoma
Times Pub. Co. Every Evening Except sunday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-09
Storiettes

A farmers wife WHO had no
very romantic ideas about the OPP
posite sex, and who, hurrying
from churn to sink, from sink to
shed, and back to the kitchen
stove, was asked if she wanted to
vote.
mo, I certainly don't!" she
said. II say If there's one little
thing that the men folks can do
alone, for goodness sake let 'em
do it,"
"What were you and Mr.. Smith
talking about in the parlor?'
asked her mother. "Oh, we were
discussing your kith and kim" re-
piled the young lady.
The mother looked obviously
at her daughter, whereupon her
little brother, wishing to help his
sister, said:
''Yeth they wath, mother. /
heard 'em. Mr.. Thmith asked her
for kith and she thaid, You
kin.
TWO young women entered q
street car and found only stand
ing room.
I'm going to get a seat" said
one to her companion. Now you
see!"
Selecting a sedate looking man
she walked up to him.
MY dear Mr.. Green!" she ex-
claimed. How delighted 1 am to
meet you! You are almost a
stranger. Will accept your seat !?
Well, do feel tired, / admit.
Thank you so much!"
The man rose.
"Sit down, Jane, my girl" said
he, as he courteously pointed to
the vacant seat. Don't often see
you out on a washing day. You
must feel tired, I'm sure. How's
your mistress?"
But the young woman hurried
ly fled from her seat and got off
at the next corner.
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dinner table that he had
why who
replied the boy
business MRS. A. L. G.
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the porch AID or
to them When OF the
be locke
surprised and cried ooh, it's 'boke'!:
1916 South Yakima MISS F. L. r.