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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19
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lir. and Mrs. Charles Robinson and
childrsh,sof Winchester; Mr., and Mrs
Frank Robinson, of Winchester, and
Nr. and Mrs. Fred Robinson. Of
Charles Town. spent Sunday at. Mr..
Waiter Barnes camp In the Ty.
CARTS Valley river. ,a.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19
CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
a Proclamation: BY the eoverno

A Proclamation: BY the Governor.
|, WElliam E. Glasscock. Governor
OF the State of West Virginia, pursu.
ant 10 the Constitution and laws OF
said State, to Issue this proclamation,
announcing to the voters OF the state
OF West Virginia. that, on the Tues.
day next after the first Monday in
November, in the year One Thousand
Nine Hundred and Twelve, at the
general election held on that. day,
there will be submitted for ratifica:
ton or rejection and amendment to
the Constitution Of said State as fol.
lows, to.wit:
Proposed Amendment. -
That section foriy.six OF article six
Of the Constitution Of West Virginia
as 1t now Is be stricken out and
the following inserted in lieu there.
OF: 49,.
"Sec. AZ. On and after the first
day OF July. one thousand nine hun.
dred and fourteen. the manufacture,
sale and keeping for sale Of malt,
vinous or spirituous liquors. wine,
ale, porter, beer, or any intoxicating
drink, mixture or preparation OF like
nature, except as hereinafter provid-
cd, are hereby prohibited in this
State. Provided, however. that the
manufacture and sale and keeping for
sale OF such liquors. for medicinal,
pharmaceutical, mechanical, sacra.
mental, and. scientific purposes, and
the manufacture and sale of dena.
tured alcohol for Industrial purposes
may be permitted under such regula.
tons as the legislature may pre-.
scribe. The legislature shall, with.
out delay, enact such laws. with reg,
ulationG, conditions, securities and
penalties as may be necessary to car.
ry into effect the provisions Of this
section"
The proposed amendment Is Ges:g.
mated as prohibition Amendment;
and on the official ballots to be voted
at said ELECTION will be printed the fol,
lowing: s.
Ballot on Constitutional Prohibition
Amendment.
Amending section torty.six Of Article
six.
For ratification of Prohibition Amend,
ment.
Against ratification OF Prohibition
Amendment.
Those favoring the ratification OF
said amendment will vote, For Ratl,
ficatIon of Prohibition Amendmeht;;.
and THOSE opposing vote. Against
Ratification 81 Prohibition Amend
ment.'
Given under my hand and the Great
Seal or the State, al the Carl
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19

Among those who left this morning
FOR Webster Springs were Misses LIE.
more siand Leota Gasklns, Madge
1 Harness, Laura Robinson, hez ana
Faari Jacobs and Elizabeth Lemley.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19
COAL .Ex p, in 1911.

SThe exports OF coal from the United
States during 1911, according to the
United States Geological Survey
Mere f7,4a2.75s long tons, gvalued al
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19

tol, this 18th day Of June, IN
|lLseall the Year OF cur Lord One
Thousand Nine Hundred and
Twelve. and ii. the fifleth
year Of the State.
). WIN. E. GLAssCocK.
BY the Governor:
STUART F. REED,
Secretary OF State.
July 20, Aug. 5. IL, 10, IS. Sept. 2. 0, 16
20, 80, Oct. Z, Il, q.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19

com roast will be held Friday
evening on the East Park ball ground,
hi lie diamond street NJ. d. Sunday,
tebooi Corn, ice cream and other
sdibie5 twilI be for sale The public
si1 cordially Invited to attend. 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19
NOTICE.


Notice is hereby sisen that the lli;
rectors Of the Monongaheln Biyer
Railroad Company and tho President
and Directors OF the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad Company have ntade
an agreement for the sale by the tpbs
mer company to the latter company
OF the Monongahela River Railroad;
Its corpofate rights and franchises, &
subject to the approval Of the stock,
holders of each Of said companies,
and n meeting Of the stockholders Of
the Monongahela River Railroad COM
Ipsny will be held ut baltimore. Nd; at
ti1:0o a. m. on October 10. 1912 at
which meeting said agreement VIII be
submitted for approval or dlsapproS
val, and a meeting Of the stoekholts
ers OF the Baltimore and Ohio Rail-
road Company will be held at saltt-s
more. Nd, at 1900 q. M, on November
is. 1872. at which meeting said aeree-
ment Will be submitted for approval.
or disapproval. *
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-08-19

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you may new have, You will also
need this ILLUSTRATED BIBLE,
WHICH Illuminated. G, throws
light uponp-tho particular text
selected Tor illdstFatISsIH, and i " !;
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tion Of the Bible ever publlshsd. I.
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S1.12 Actua! Expense Item,
THE Ss .ILLUsTRATED

is2exactly the same as the So
book, except in the style Of
binding, which is in silkcloth;
contains all of the illustrations
and maps. Six consecutive
free certificates and the
BIC Amount Expense Items
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
THE BROAD AK CAN BE FOUND
ON SALE AT THE FOLLOW
ING NEWS STANDS:

From on and after this date The
Broad AK, can be found on sale at
the following news stands:
A. F. Tervalon, cigar store and
news stand, 1904 State street.
George I. Martin, maker OF fine
cigars and news stand, Is w. 3lst
St, near State.
R NJ. Harvey's barber shop and
news stand. 1924 State street
Mrs. Nellie Phelps, cigars, notions
and news stand, Is W. seth St., neaI
Dearborn.
w. s. Cole. cigars, tobacco and
news stand, IS w. 3lst St., near
Dearborn.
T. B. Hall, laundry Office and news
stand, II w. 9th ST., near State
B. Davis, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 1882 State ST.
w. NJ. Maxwell, notions, cigars,
tobacco, CONNECTIONS and news stand,
s244 State St.
Edward Felix, notions, cigars and
news stand, 81 w. 30th St
F. Bishop, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 8 w. 9th ST, near State.
Turner Williams barber shop and
news stand, 32S2 State St.
Sylvester MeGIofhin, news stand
and laundry Office, Az State St
William Gaughan, laundry Office,
cigars, tobacco and news stand, 2656
State St.
N. T. Chiffon, ladies' and gents
shoe shining parlors and news stand
5106 State STREET.
Harry Shelby, news stand 350Sh
State Street.
Mrs. L. B. Taylor, notions, cigars
and news stands, IS w. 36th Street,
near State.
Benjamin z. Eakin news and adver-
Using agency 42S Indiana Avenue, In
dianapolis,. Ind
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

AiS Ellen Emerson. the granddaugh-
ter Of Ralph Waldo Emerson. "a 9
nurse In the Massachusetts, General
hospital at Boston.
Miss Louise =. Brown Of Wellesley
college has the distinction Of being the
nrst woman TO win the prize offered
bienniaIly by the American Historical
association for the best essay on Eu-
ropean history.
Little Askey Tercoye Martin. the
four-year-old daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
johnson Martin OF Brooklyn. II show
ing phenomenal precocity for one Of
her age. Without any regular instrue-
ton she has acquired a fluent COM
mand OF four languages.
Mrs.. Carruthers Is the FIRST woman to
be elected treasurer Of the London In
stitute OF Journalism. Mrs Carruthers
and Miss Patterson we're recently
chosen 10 represent the London district
on the council OF the institute. and
Mrs. Carruthers' election as treasurer
followed
Frau Won Gontard. who becomes q
peeress through the distribution OF hon.
ors In commemoratiOn Of the kalser's
birthday anniversary. Is an American
girl. the daughter OF Adolphus Busch
OF st. Louis Her husband. Dr. voD
Gontard. has been given corresponding
honors. Frau Won Gontard Is one Of
the leaders OF Berlin society.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Pert Personals.

A poet has called Wilbur and OrVile
wright sons Of an eagle bird That's
soaring sOmey-Dayton News
Perhaps Commander Scott Is hnger-
ing long enough at the south pole 20
estabIiah q summer resort there.-Den-
yer Republican.
The name Of the leader Of the Chi
ness su6ragettes h YIk Tug YinS. IL
sounds as II one Of her cylinders were
missing fra-St Paul Dispatch
LIborIan Affairs sstisfaetsry.
HIS ekceIlency Daniel Howard, Ii
bsria,s new president. 70 getting Arm
grin on the aftaIrs Of the governments
and has thus far demonstrated hls
ability a. a thoughtful leader. Presi-
dent Howard attributes much OF the
present satisfactory condition OF the
republic to the interest which the Unit
"a STATS has taken In Liberals W.
fara
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Current Comment.

Sir Thomas LiptOn wants the Amer.
ica's cup again.-Atlanta Constitution.
The new Dreadnought Florida can
make 256 miles an hour and is meant
to run toward an enemy. at that-De.
troit News.
The per capita money volume is now
smaller than a month ago and a year
ago, which ought to destroy the last
excuse for any further rise in the cost
Of hving.-New York World.
Uncle Sam has some cause to grow
dissatisfied with his neighborhood The
next door neighbor TO the north refuses
to borrow and lend household articles
across the back fence. and the next
door neighbor to the south is always
having a noisy family row.-Nashvflle
Banner.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
DANES AND DAU0KTERS.

MrS E. n. WaddeII IA the nev,v
elected Poundmaster Of Los AnesIss.
TIE nrst woman IN the country to o..
enpy such q position
Mis- Laura G. Grant Of New York
mas been appointed a member OF the
nrs prevention Inspectors bureau of
that city. Of which there are seventy.
I'VE. she being the only woman.
The appointment Of Nile. Edmee
Chanoon as assistant astronomer at
the Paris observatory marks the on
c1al recognition by France OF feminine
achievement IN branch Of science for
which women have shown a peculiar
aptitude.
The Rev. Antoinette Blackwell, d. D..
the first woman to be ordained a minis
ter, now in her eighty-eighth year, a
the only survivor Of the speakers at
the hrst national woman's rights con-
vention- at which Mrs. Julia Ward
Howe was the presiding officer.
Ellen Spencer Mussey. who for a
quarter OF century has held the posi-
ton Of attorney for the Swedish and
Norwegian legations in Washington,
has been an active and successful law
yer for thirty-ive years. In 1896 she
established the Woman's Law Class,
which has since developed into the
Washington College Of Law, with its
founder as dean.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Automobile Runs.

Clearly something should be done
to lessen the number of accidents and
fatalities due to the operation Of auto
mobiIes.-WOrcester Gazette
OF course people who drive auto
mobiles faster than they ought to do
not want to kill anybody. But they
expect pedestrians to do too much of
the watching and all the getting out
Of the way.-Baltimore News.
The driver of a mOtOrcar seems 10
take 1t for granted that the iordly So
periority given by an automobile en-
dows him with full authority to 60
where he pleases and how he pleases,
whether the pedestrian pleases or not
-Philadelphia Times.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Old Friends Are Best.

William Ladd Of the famous banking
family OF Portland. Ore. is fussy about
his hats He likes them easy and com
Portable on his head One day be
wanted a new derby and went to buy It
The clerk showed him a lot Of hats.
Ladd tried them all on. but none suit
ed him. Finally he picked up a hat
and put It on. II was very comfort
able
'I'll take this" said Ladd.
"AIl right. Mr.. Ladd." said the clerk.
Five dollars, please"
Ladd paid the money and went along.
When he got home he discovered the
clerk had sold him the old hat he had
worn into the store.-Saturday Even
ing Post
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Tales of Cities.

Chicago's court OF domestic relations
has an Official bridesmaid
Between the hours Of and 10 in the
morning more than 5000 people enter
the city OF London every minute.
Teheran the principal Persian city,
has u population Of 2S0OOO. Tabriz
100000 and Isfahan $1,000. Fewer than
1900 Europeans reside within the en-
pire.
The new social register Of New York
city contains 1859 families. Accord
ing 10 the social register. the social
center Of the city has moved within six
years from Fifty-eighth street 10 Sixty
second aud Sixty-third. and 1t will con-
tinue TO move nOrthward.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

gayly sought the sylvan glade
Lured BY the call OF spring
mat told Of blossoms sweet arrayed
Where birds were earoIinG.
found the puriing brook that doWs /.
Beneath the sky % blue,
Repeating softly as Il goes
A story ever new.
gayiy sought the sylvan GLADE
And then came home again
Moist was the meadow where strayad
And dank the shadowy glen
Each germ that fingers round about
Ny life all hercely eeekA
The doctor says I win be out,
Perhaps. In several weeks.
-Washiagtou star.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Woman's Ways.

Most women are economical as long
as you can keep them out OF dry goods
Chicago News.
A woman viii tote around two street
car tickets and a powder rag In hand
bag that cost $3749.-ohio State Jour
nal
New York woman says that mothers
should teach their daughters to firt
Give them a MA degree. as It were
Columbia State.
New York burglars robbed a safe
with a can opener, but wen bet that q
sunragette could have done It with q
hairpin.-Washington Post
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
A Personal AHront.

Striking members Of the Amalgamat-
ed Skirt Sitchers were holding a con-
ference.
Where is that tall. thin girl who
Joined the union last weekT inquired
the walking delegate.
The secretary arose to reply:
'She handed in her resignation this
morning"
what was her reason:'
''She took offense when she was call
ed on to act as a picket"-Judge.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Recent Inventions.

Anew electrical soldering iron is STA
tenary. articles TO be soldered being
held against it
An Iowa man has patented a bed
stead that holds a mattress on rollers
and pivots. The object is to turn the
mattress around or turn it over with
Glight effort
For the convenience Of carpenters
there has been invented a machine
which. held in one hand, feeds nails
into the position in which they are to
be driven by q hammer held In the
other hand
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Strap Hangers.

Pity the new stepless car cannot
be also strapless.-Eew York ADen-
can
The stepIess street car has arrived
but the strapIess car is still deep N
the bosom Of the future.-New YORK
World
A Chicago physician says street car
straps are covered with every germ
known to science. Boil your hands
after strap hanging.-Baltimore Star.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
No Wavaa

A young mother who still considers
marcel waves as the most fashionable
way Of dressing the hair was at work
on the job.
The preeocIous child was crouched
on its fathers lap. the baby fingers
now and then sliding over the smooth
and glossy pate which is fathers.
mo waves for you. father" remark
ed the little one. You're all beach,
New York Times.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
nnr.h Amsriean Eishariaa.

When the Cabots returned from their
VOYAGE Of discovery In 1897 they In
formed the English Of the abundance
Of fish in the seas around Labrador
and Newfoundland. In 1917, Just twen-
~ wears after the cabots' announce
ment. mariners made their first voyage
from England in quest Of sea food In
the deep North American waters.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
SPECIAL NOTICE.

e tie readers of The Broad Ak
mere IS your chance to get some
eIe@p property, all in best of loea-
S rUIs Cheap lots for cottages from
49, up and other houses and lots
vi =, MONIES or for business places. For
F-'uculars, address with stamp.
GRANT GARDNER,
l440 Franklin Ave.
Grand Haven, Mich.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
AGENTS WANTED.

Agents TO sell lots in beautiful
Mount Glenwood Cemetery, men and
women employed who want TO make
good extra money by selling lots
evenings and on our Sunday excur-
SONS. Big commissions paid. Ask
Ior 1, NJ George, General Manager.
mount Glenwood Cemetery Assoeia-
SIPS S. State ST.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Automobile Runs.

4 flexible steering wheel shaft for
automobiles is a recent French inven-
don.
OF the passenger trafhc in the Lon
don streets 90 per cent Of the vehicles
are motor drawn.
An automatic change speed gear for
automobiles, which regulates the speed
Of car to the tractive resistance, but
allows the motor to operate with un-
diminished power, has been invented
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

He said was a hero. chr
Il don't know whether be meant you
were a hero or a coward"
what did he sayT'
HE said you were afraid Of moth
ing."-Houston Post
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Saw This Quickly,

Betty Better bought some butter.
But" she said, this buffers bitter.
II put IL In my batter
II viii make my batter bitter.
But q bit of better butter
VIII make my batter better"
So she bought q bit o. butter
Better than the bitter butter
And made her bitter batter better.
So twas better Betty Better
Bought a bit OF better butter.
-Tit-Bits.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Pert Personals.

You may never have suspected It, but
there is Mr.. Pankhurst-Exchange-
Doc Wiley comes out strong against
treating Must have had to set 'em up
after that indication.-Atlanta Con-
Sdtution.
Il looks as If Andrew Carnegie has
been Overpaid again. He received SO
n witness fees for the information he
gave the Stanley investigating commit
tee-Cleveland Leader.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Judge-You have been here twice be
fore, and twice have sent you to Jail.
Have you anything to say why should
not send you there again?
Prisoner-I have sc:uples against q
third term. your honor.-Judge-
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
The Very Good Man.

Towne-I don't see why Cooley
should be so unpopular with all Of you.
He never speaks I'll Of any one.
Browne-No. but he's one Of these
aggravating fellows who can say, "0h,
yes; Jones looked very happy when l
saw him IastT' and say It In such
way as to give the impression that
Jones was horribly drunk-Catholic
Standard and Times
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
PROVING II.

People nowadays" said. the old
house cat, don't know how to raise
children. They let the youngsters have
their own way too much"
That's right" replied the old brood
hen. Now. look at these chicks Of
mine. They wouldn't have amounted
to anything If they hadn't been sat
upon."-Catholic Standard and Times.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
MARRIAGE In Norway.

In Norway no clergyman may per-
form a marriage unless the couple can
prove that they have both been vacci-
mated or have had smallpox. Parental
consent is necessary In Russia Lack
OF sufficient means to support a wife Is
q bar in Austria.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

He-So you lost that handsome little
dog you had7
She-Yes, In a railroad accident. I
was saved, but the dog was killed
He-What a pftyI - Boston Tran
script.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Another Optimist.

Butler is always optimistic"
''Yes; have noticed that he keeps
thinking things might be worse than
they are"
He was saying this morning that
we ought to be glad the women who
wear waists which have to be hooked
up in the back do not wear boots
which have to be buttoned behind
Chicago Record Herald.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Grandma might have had an army
pension as well as not"
~And what prevents her from get
ding ftT'
why. she married a stay at home"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

II see your son has gone to work |"
"Yep." How Is be getting alongT'
%Oh. fine. Anything in the way Of q
novelty always appeals to him.
Washington Herald
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Townley-ones says that he's max
ing 5000 a year out Of the chicken
business
SubbuLs-Iu bet It Is out OF It Hes
not making that in the chicken bust
ness.-Boston Transcript.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Natural Gas In China.

Natural gas has been used in China
for many centuries Il issues from
assures in the earth near the coal
mines and is fed through bamboo tubes
10 the point where it is consumed
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

I've noticed that ] never feel
Like working while I'm smoking;
Then Incidence viii DER me steal.
Ny mind in drowses cloaking-
When first this fact got In my head
] told my wife-alack-ohl
'Td often wondered why" she said,
You men 50 love tobacco"
kansas City Star.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Polly-NEss YeIloWleaf says she al
ways tries to get her beauty sleep.
Dolly-Well. all l can say b she
must suffer frightfuIly from Insomnia.
-Woman's Home Companion
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

'aThen the wedding was not altogeth'
er a successT' mo: the groom's moth
er cried louder than the brides moth
er. II was considered very bad form
louisville Courier-JournaL
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

her Father-Can you support my
daughter IN the style to which she has
been accustomed? SuItor-No. sir: but
she says she can aecustom herself to
the style IN which can support hsr.
Boston Transcript
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Some Of your friends say yOu WIN
be a candidate. and sous say you
won't" "Wen,~ replied the wary states
man. what DO Jon expect me TO do AZ
this stage Of the game7 Break IN ana
tr5 10 Be umpsrsr-washtngtOn stAr.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Since I purchased some gloves made q
chamoss."
Remarked q young man called Samots.
Ny hands feel quite nice
Where they once felt Ike icA
Thsy were always % cold and ciamotA"
Satire
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Benham-We need a reform In our
banking system.
Mrs Benham-Yes- It's a shame
that a wife can't overdraw her hus-
bands account.-Judge.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Gabe- Johnson is always broke
What's the matter with him?
Steve - Hes always trying to get
rich quick.-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

A lovely magnifying glass
A mirror II TO every lass.
Her charms are magnified IN Il;
II does not show her faults a bit
Catholic Standard and Times
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
Mile In Burma

The Burmese equivalent for our
amile" is a word that means TO sit''
and is used to indicate the distance q
man can ordinarily 60 without sitting
down 70 rest.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

There was a man In Michigan
Who used TO wish and wichigan
That spring would come.
So he could bone
And go away and fichigan.
Chicago Chronicle.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

'Tm afraid we might run into an
iceberg" The danger is very slight,
auntie." "Well. give the captain a
dollar anyhow. and then he'll be extra
careful" -LouIsvIlIe Courier-Jourual.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Oft does II cause me SORROW great
And leave me somewhat frightened
When the Instructed delegate"
Seems strangely unenlightened-
-Washington Star.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

He sid abe was his shining light
They we'd and came to town
Now when she asks for money. why,
he always turns her down
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11
a Nant cnnnumption.

I'm dad the straw vote now holds sway,
The horse remarked. with glee.
For n they got TO using hay
Where would my luncheon Der
Washington Star. =,
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

I've lost my punch. /" the villain sAId
NY are strikes out and misseA
OF late the tired stage tread.
But can't pull down the hissa2"
kansas Cl8y star.
The broad ax., 1912-05-11

Drink to me only with thine eyes
And ! will pledge with mine
For should have to pledge my watch
II you should ask for wine.
Satire