Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-12-23
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By BOSCO

No man a serv W masters unless he happens o be a bigamh.
, The he, fellow 4 who is always harpins o n n string gets ut OF
Some people ought to year smoked glasses fol- fear they might hav.
to look on the bright side of life:
would suspect It It when ~ you see iF ! 3 : ball al gown 90 a' ''S''' ' you A''''
Jus, a word stor. l go. s ss:,. H them II ap Ell You my sad tale.
Ny t tas tsr raised o. j sas ss spsstss MS so %s;e p ssad! soa than h. the nep ma is dead.
But ! a different from III tbs rest: my eyes we're in my head
a sa' alter / sss 5s9fss e H yss4s 81 f IT.. sa ss1 i Ssd me made d "ns f s%s'
decided ! would marry and quit WORK ior awhile.
She was only afty-sevsn and was loaded down with green;
And her bank account a s. laTFe that it made old John II D sore.
Not as a much as J. P. ' Morgan. but more than schSaD, think.
s ss.!'s at 'ss DRESSED $ n e .s s s4s. sas sss !" orange ss: s ass Sd, "s s.: 41shsy i ss5ss; slick.
Thsp ws al GD ! h Msfl oorr roSsshS two ae s s Hs' had 5' bo esyfn ne s1n stones.
She ~oui L y tnro% VI me- o"5 ea a@' morning sTDfS ga an 1de' "a "e co a hf home sousea ].
But m y darling became weaker and her health began to fade.
She s lost ot her gnn husky h9r wa doGsos and dt be anGIv afraid s1d n. na.,
A has s ssd r sSfs Tn he the Ss not ess1sn' 1su 1'eP Hss a s9 3su s15s's nSa'd be dead.
Sal Is, she so asS aet D ssFy ,% nis ns ; ss; i nsr A saia'7 fs e s5 ' beat. :
T Wqs 4 1 ss. my Psoa sPp nst sd ps s5"3s;a who ; s9e 1sa Hh a one for u : the sa sr sss'ss,.
z z9 s ne sd sssh =. ss C sSr fsHsr ,'9 as7sr 's ee s sss stan ! na ss . S york
/ bs sto &C NEW 'a s sl pulled "iis the ne !. ' ID 3 sss ai issy 's 9sss aa wise don't ts my n nGsa; sn.,s.
The jury wasn't fixed right. though I had nine anbis.
s cause In m s' s tin s'a %5ss at too s, CD 1ot ! ss ss' t1 sSH; ss sssss ' stot tS1 saan.
l"' w ls T h1d ' The sl Hsh.vs ssss ;s enan s1e MS Ty for n a nsn psp.4n gum.
o as; ! You " spaSe M Hss n s" thin 'd Anne, S%a n or l a eaa Of OF ro ass s's ss ssa''
The Call of the Gold
A friend f1. in ss assf j; 4 .d is,s1s aa indeed
wnsS T d nss n 'ss v 'sS's i I'D s5ss.uon.
He needs no helping hand.
To beautiry his land. '0NA
His assets ar their own resources,
Friends are of faithful hue,
For thu man there is but slight decision.
He's F F2s2"s sop %|S'Iss By b ss;' comrades
Guiding him 70 a grand communion.
On a cruise in pleasure quest.
Or. il he's useful to a monarch
To roll the filthy incbrre homeward.
He td ny t '1ons a S5ahes or to osF ss master,
To p Ss ' 5ss9 ssr sss ss 'ssn the kingdom.
From harm or insult quoth.
His Judgment harbors naught of question.
OF the ms aS@s io love sFs sens ss ali undytng
Who stands for Ttsht' his tribe an loved mes.
'n''% With 7" subtle 1Ss ,'t tho Of ha ssgpsn charms.
The 9sd is cast fa h he is no longer
The question comes IS the oosss friendship
What he had eer been told
As he's out in the odd -.
r,. The rTv friendship ssrd &c claiming mhn best sstn.
III With NH'" hardly Hn' time et to rest a "''os'
The master called him II TO- his side,
Was no longer open to a nuisance.
Joe Is 0 a wiser gentle,
Is bought nsSf' and 's s%a S3 for s odd a and honor.
H. a ss. @ var s sad' be t Remembered.
r., w voad few few s exceptions iOans call,
Is the best friend of all.