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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1912-03-08
Seeks Return Of Wild Goose,

Ed Bickenhauser has lost a wild
goose, and the boy who returns It will
get a reward. Several years ago when
Ed was on a hunt he shot and wound
ed a goose and after a while he got
another one. The two have been on
parade up at the Bickenhauser home
and have become domesticated. They
can foretell the weather, come in
handy to keep intruders from the
home, as they a make q terrible
noise when startled at night, and they
are taken out during the hunting sea
son and used as decoys.-Junction
City (Kan.) Union.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1912-03-08
Fa1thiess,

mo-" said the diseonsolate girl; II
Am sure Algernon does not love me.
His mind II not on me a. II should
be-"
How do you knowf"
II played bridge at the same table
with him and he could remember what
the trump was all the time"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1912-03-08
DIET AND HEALTH
+. HINTS
By DR.. +. ]. ALLEN
Food Specialist
CAUSES OF

u was proved by thorough
dletetlo tests made by the state
OF Illinois, that peiIaera Il not
caused by eating corn, a. Pro-
lessor lombroso and other ItaI.
Ian authorItIes had concluded,
Now experiments coriuctsd by
an Atlanta physician seem to
lead to the conclusion that bu-
tyr'o acid caused by the fer
msntatlon OF rancid fate 10 the
cause-and Il 10 we'll to note
that butyrIo acid 10 d.veioped
In cooking Of some f.s, espe.
elally that Of the peanut-and
this conclusion 10 supp ,rted by
many clinical cases quoted In
"cllnlcaI Medicine" by another
physician, who found that many
patlents who suffered from peI.
iagra had subsIsted largely on
corn and bacon. Corn contains
q larger per cent. Of fat than
the other cereals and the Italian
authorities concluded that the
poor were especially liable b.
cause they used much spoiled
corn meal. Another Atlanta
physIelan, however, indorses the
theory Of Dr.. sambon, that pel.
lagra 10 due to the bite Of q nv.
baslng HE conclusion largely on
the similarity Of conditions In
italy and In Georgia., whore Il
has several times been spIdsm.
10. u has been fully sstab-
I'shsd that there 10 no danuer
IN fresh corn, but whether the
conclusion that rancid fat 10 the
eause 10 correct or not, II n
we'll to note that rancid ar
highly cooked fat Of any kind
10 70 b avoided.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1912-03-08
Illinois Central Time Table.
Main Line Trains North. via
jackson, Tenn.

Arrive. Deparl
No. 6. Northern Express -2;28 y. M. 2:3s u. m
No "a Local Passenger i :06 4. m. 1:3b y. IN
No "a Grenada & Holly Springs
l. cal Passenger. .....--6:35 p. m. $40 p. m
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1912-03-08
-, Trains South.

Arrive. depart
MOI Fast Mail ........ 1910 p. m. t1:20 y. m
No % Fulton & Grenada
ana New Orleans Lei.
Passenger ...-...-f2 :O5p D. m. 1880 D. IN.
No 70 Old Miss. 900 n. m
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1912-03-08
YOU !, hs',:r I0B|

That question will be asked you almost daily bv busarsss mas .u1
servces, II you quaify-take the Draughon Training and show M au Mn
More BANKERS indorse DRAUGHCN'S COLLEGES tb an ;nd"sa smr u
ness colleges COMBINED. 48 Colleges in Is States Inte arHe lohi
BaekInG, TypewrfMng Penmauship, English, Smelling. AuthroI. ,a"n "a. "a TF7
LAw-FREE auxiliary brpches Good POSITIONS GUARANTEE IL mn%s"% on n ~ Low
Bookkeeping. Bookkeepers all over HON. Study. THou~s %%m%i
re Unhed states say that Draughon's| ins, ~6ookkeebeys, and as0rs1
rewo s'em Oh nookkeePing saves them holding good positions ~h =
from , ! ~ per cent in work and worry. taking Draughons Home Sur
Shorthand. Practically all u. s. Off CATALOGUE. Fw rL~S
cal court reporters write the System ofIB MAIL. write Io n III
Shorthand Draughon Colleges teach. President. NashvMs I~s -
WAyf Because they know l It's tie 6ea. lalogue on course 4 COLtTMa
DRAUGHON'S PRACTICAL BUSINESS COII]
J.ckson Or Mecomb .. Bilezi. Mis-, o. Memph,. r,n
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1912-03-08
fazoo & Mississippi Valley R. R

10 as Mixed Except
sunday. 1000
20 SG Mixed Except
10 1871 Local Passenger ........... $40 a II,
W. H. Mcnamara,
Ticket Ayrnt
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
The Good Men Go, the Poor Remain

THE resignation Of Dr. Iiarvr! ". Wiley As chief chemist in the
department oi agriculture j. Il distinct loss to the natou. The pM,on-
es have at last wUn ont, with the assistance oi Secretary Wilson.
,uain-, heir most determined and implacabc enemy and the people
can now regard the pure food law a, 4 dead letter until there is Il
change in administrations
It j., a prculiariy OF. the TAFT administration that the men. in every
lcpartmcu1. who have shown their ~INr, more interested in the public
welfare than in big business, have been either dismissed from the >erv-
ice or forced to resign iInchot and CLAWS i'll the interior rrpurt-
mcu iutrrfcrrel with the >anlbagging "i Alaska by the Norgan-(mg-
gcnicim syndicate and they were -ummarIy dismissed while Cvninsc.
Who aidcrd and abrttrd the dark lantern operators. VA retained and
pronounced Il simon pure patriot by his Chief DR.. Wiley Tor twenty
nine year, has wagcd uncrasing warfare against the PRISONERS always
against every obstruction that Secretary Wilson could place in his
path. since that official hm, held down the agricultural portfolio; yet
Wilson r. mains and Wiley step, down and out One by one the best
men are forced out, but tn, american people will D." have the Salts
faction Of showing their resentment against the administration
policy uf rcwardng ncompctcnry and crookrdnc-s and pcnaiIn2
competency and iutcgr,y-Ely E\p",iUr
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
LEGAL T

LEGAL NOTICE
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
THE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT
OF THE STATE OF NEVADA,
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
ORMSBY
In the Matter of the Application Of
Emma Petersen to change her name
to Emma Springmeyer.
Notice i, hereby given that Oh
February 20, 1912. Emma Petersen
filed a petition III the a~hovc-cntitIed
Court praying for an order OF Court
changing her name from Emma
Petersen TO Emma Sp~ringmeyer,
that her present name i Emma
Petersen. and that the name she dc
sire, to bear in the future is Emma
S~prlngmcNcr.
Dated, February 20, 1912.
ENM\ PETERSEN.
Petitioner.
George Springmcy.r,
Attorney Tor Petitioner
FOO 201
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
Looking to Old Camps

THROUGH every district OF Nevada mine operators are looking
the old camps for a chance for speculation. In many instances it hat,
been found that the early operators left ores behind that today a be
worked to a profit In many instances such propcrtc, are again ON
the producing list and more will De brought mt as the year comes IN
The press throughout the state chronicles such transfers, of property
which II the aggregate will mean a large nm OF money to the state.
The old districts with their credited millions will again be heard from
The Conlstock i, but one of such camp, that i, coming back and it has
earned the confidence OF the investors, by making good There Seems
to be NJ such thing as Il worked out camp in this state: Its all good
nev. that now IN from the hundred mining camps within the bord-
cr line.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
AT THE NEVADA SALOON

The Nevada Saloon, under the
management OF Fritz IIagmcycr, is
becoming II Of the popular places
of the city Virginia steam beer is
kept on draught and is q favoritc
beverage, Drop in and talk it over
with Fritz. His goods are the best
and he will treat you right.
The people appreciate good goods,
whenr they get them. PaNton's is
such 4 place and everything sold
over the bar is the best that money
can buy. Everyone who tries the
new goods voices this sentiment.
Desirable housekeeping apartments,
also small furnished house to
rent, Inquire of Mrs Mather $40
Proctor Street.
HouseS-Furnishcd or unfinished
to sell or rent. Also store to rent.
Inquire r Vicira, Arlington Bar
Ter Shop.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
NINETEEN MILES A SECOND

without u jar, shock or disturbance,
i. the awful speed of our earth
through space. We wonder at such
ease Of natures movement, and :"
do those who take Dr.. King New
Lie Pills. 40 aripin. y" distress,
just thorough work thar brings good
health and fine feelings 25c at J
a Muller's.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
ENJOY A GAME

If you enjcJ exercise Try a game
at Paxton's new box ball court.
This is conceded the best court III
town AMI some astonishing records
in line and enjoy the fun.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
HOUSE CLEANING WORK

Washing windows, cleaning up
stores, Offices, etc, and general house
work done by hour, day or contract
Call at Japanese Laundry. MIS- I'm
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21

Virginia Steam Beer at the Nevada
Saloon. Try it. It's good.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1912-03-21
HOUSE CLEANING

Get your house cleaned with a Il
H.. u. Vacuum Cleaner Only Sc per
GARD Phone 27l. F2l-lm
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
CT OWES THAT CAN BE WASHED
Preparation Guaranteed to Cleanse
Channels and Doeskin If Not
Too Badly SoiIed.

So
Ducks foot yellow is the accepted
color in glove wear for the morning,
and is worn irrespective of match"
with the gray whipcord and eponge
coat and skirt costumes that are
issuing now from the smartest tall
ors.
Doeskin and channels gloves of wash
able propensities are models liked By
many women, and are procurable in
all lengths from the one or two but
tons or mound snaps to the 10 button
length
A recipe that is said to be good for
washing chamois and doeskin gloves
is as follows: Make a good lather
with soap powder or jelly and tepid
water, and add tablespoonful of
ammonia to each quart Of water. The
gloves should then be put into q
basin and be left to soak for about q
quarter Of an hour. They should be
squeezed and pressed with the hands,
but on no account wrung.
Rinse in fresh tepid water. to
which few drops of ammonia have
been added, then press in clean
towel and pull into shape. After this
hang them in the air or near an open
window until dry.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
SUCCESS in RAISING DUCKS.


TO be successful in raising ducks
one should have a roomy yard en-
closed with poultry netting. The net
ting need not be over two feet wide.
Ducks should not be allowed to run
at large over the premises; they win
ruin flower or vegetable garden Id
a short time. but are not detrimental
In the small fruit garden.
It Is not necessary to have q fine.
expensive house for ducks. but it
should be dry and furnished with dry
litter for roosting.
It is not necessary to furnish swim
ming water for them, but they must
have drinking water in plenty. A
swimming place for the breeders viii
result In a higher percentage OF fer.
tile eggs and also In stronger duck.
lings This is why it pays to use great
care in selecting breeders. Use only
birds with long bodies, thick, short
legs. yellow bills and feet and bright
eyes.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

There are laces that are very sub
stantial, as well as those which are all
most too delicate to use. This is the
day OF laces and the fashionable varie-
ties are seen everywhere gowns,
coats and hats, whether for the prom
enade or indoor wear. are bedecked
with lace. They are usually applied
fiat to another fabric But the lighter
varieties, such as val, point de esprit,
mechlin, etc, are worn in narrow
plaitings and RULES There is a fu-
rore for cluny, especially in lingerie
gowns and hats. and on undermuslins.
And there are many heavy novelty
laces for coats and gowns and for
hats, that look well placed on those
substantial garments made for daily
wear. Therefore street hats, even Of
the most mannish outlines, are fitting
" banded with graceful lace patterns.
The two hats shown here are excel
lent examples of the way in which ma
line and lace are used in the hands Of
the artist in millinery.
JULIA BoTToMLEY.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
TWO CURED OF SKIN TROUBLE

"I have suffered from birth with
skin trouble, and doctored with four
Of the best doctors that could be.
found, without any lasting effects.
Then / used several kinds OF patent
medicines, only growing worse IN
stead Of better. After using them .
long time was so bad that It took
the hair OF my head. and even my
eyebrows too, and made my eyes 50
bad that ] was kept In dark room
for several weeks. was out OF my
head for long time. A friend told
me to get some Of the Cuticura REM
edies and she knew they would cure
me, so got some packages Of Cuti-
cura Ointment and Resolvent and
used them and was cured. This was
about two years ago, and have never
had q touch Of 1t since.
Also my husband had had sale
rheum for twenty-three years, and
after / had such wonderful cure
through the use Of the Cuticura Reme-
dies, he sent for some Cuticura Soap,
Cuticura Ointment and Resolvent, and
used them himself and he was cured.
His flesh was covered with stun Ike
FISH scales. especially in the winter. and
he even had it in his hair so bad he had
to Keep his hair cut close to his head.
It even grew down on his face. but we
are now both happy over our cures
through the use Of Cuticura treat
ment." (Signed) Mrs. Laurence But
Ter, Chesterfield. N. H., Jan. 10, 1914
Although Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment are sold everywhere. sample
Y Of each, with 82-page book, will be
mailed free on application to "Cuti-
cura." Dept. L, Boston.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

back Of the hopper. The top Of the
box should be fastened with hinges to
form lid The top Of box should be
removed and slanted inward SO as to
leave a narrow space at bottom for
the mash to run out. The ends of the
box should be sawed to suit the slant
ing board. The lower side OF the box
should be fixed to hold the mash by
mailing inch pieces around the edge.
The box can be filed with the mash,
giving the chickens chance to eat
what they desire. This will prove
beneficial in the laying season.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
PllpIIpYIdIs'

The young cockerels should be put
up to fatten for two weeks, and as
soon as fat sold
Weeds crowd the cultivated plants,
depriving them Of light and space In
both soil and air.
The ration should be balanced to
meet the needs of the cow at all
stages of lactation.
Sour and moldy food should not be-
fed. The fowls health Is worth more
than the sour dope.
A hen needs nearly seven times
more fresh air in proportion to her
size than does the horse.
Selecting the hens according to
their laying qualities is to some poul-
trymen q hard proposition.
Anyone keeping poultry must, Of
course, have houses to protect them
from cold or stormy weather.
4 Fowls intended for market should
be cooped up for week or two and
fed all the,rich food they will eat.
You can succeed with any breed.
Get the one You like and then stick to
It. Frequent changes mean failure.
Making a Saturday afternoon chore
Of cleaning the poultry house is one
way Of insuring its being done regu-
larry.
An old cloth on the nursery floor of
the broooder is good precaution to
take for the sake OF the chicks feet
and legs.
The great advantage Of the wire
nest is that 1t affords no place for YER
min to hide. Then it is SO easy to
clean. too.
The only method OF Kidding the
poultry-house and nests OF mites is to
use strong treatment with a liquid
lice and mite killer. and keep the
poultry-house clean.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
WORDING For BABY.

The wooden ribbon disc may be
used as a basis for the reel needed
for baby's lingerie runners. Having
pasted white satin of the correct size
over the edge of the reel. trim the
two fat surfaces with circles OF card
board, but half inch larger than the
Foundation, first covering them
smoothly on one side with white or
cream satin and then glueing their
under sides to the nat surfaces Of the
wooden reel. When perfectly dried.
the girl who yields a paint brush
may decorate the satin surfaces with
representations of cherubs. or, II she
hand-embroiders expertly. with sprays
of fine flowers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
WaIstcoat Of Feathers :

The latest use to which French
women have put birds .plumage is to
make it into snug, warm waistcoats
which are worn under smart. tailor
made coats. The more brilliant the
plumage the more effective Of course,
and very often a toque composed Of
the same kind Of feathers is worn
also.
Though several Of these gilets
piseaux have been seen in the Bois
they are not likely to become very
popular, as they are dificnlt to make
and very expensive.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
a card 81 ThanIts.

wish to thank the public for the kind
words said for my book on Rheumatism;
and well repaid for the fifteen years Of
labor that have given to the subject.
would add that have q few mere
er from Rheumatism. that would like enc.
No matter what your condition IL from
this terrible disease would advise you te
MOST WONDERFUL BOOK EVER
WRITTEN on the subject Of Rheumatism.
suffered with Rheumatism for over
twenty years. have not had e Rheu-
If you would like my book. write today.
DON'T SEND A STAMP IN rs AB90-
JESSE A. CASE.
Dept. D. BrocktoA Mass.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

Put the windows in the poultry
house low down to the door. so that
the hens win get the benefit Of the
light and sunshine when scratching for
their feed. The trouble with windows
set high up. is that they let the sum
shine in on the perches when the hens
are on the floor scratching. and when
they are not on the roost the sun
doesn't shine, SO there Is no equi-
librium In such plans.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
Hired 81 ID.

The four-year-oId had taken his re-
proof In gratifying spirit. had adj
mitted his fault, and sued sweetly for
paSdon. Encouraged BY his receptive
attitude. his mother ventured to add
a few general ethical truths; but with
the first hint OF transition from the
concrete to the abstract mild re-
sentiment dawned in his eye.
Mother, he demanded, respectful;
.Iy but firmly. when Is this con.
versation going to stopi Harper.a
Bazaar
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
Might Not Get The Children.

Might Not Get the Children.
A young lady OF ten was discussing
her future with her mother.
Eyes, mommie, she said, Il shall
get married and shall have four chill
dren."
THAT Will be NIGEL" commented the
mother.
mol" continued the young lady
after a minute or two Of deep thought.
Maybe won't have four children.
might marry bachelori Saturday
Evening Post.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

This is dainty little camisole cut
with a deep seV'' at top, which il
trimmed at edge by beading edged
with lace; ribbon is threaded through
beading and narrow tucks are made
below. The fulness at lower part is
tucked, then set to a narrow band,
which connects It to the basque. The
little puffed sleeve is finished off with
a lace frill.
Materials required: One and one.
half yard 36 inches wide, IL yard
beading. two yards ribbon, ~ yards
lace.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
Havinu Fun.

The brilliant wit Of the Bar looked
at the moon-faced farm laborer and
winked at his friends and whispered.
Now Wen have some fun.
Have you been married." he be-
gan.
4 .sYe-e-es. stammered the laborer.
''once.s
whom did you marry?"
A w-w-woman, sir"
Come, my good man. of course i
was woman Did you ever hear o9
any one marrying man7"
'Ye-e-es. sir; my ulster did"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
soda water for Fowls.

There is nothing better than soda
water for fowls whose droppings are
not in normal condition. The soda
water Is made as follows: Use three
heaping tabiespoonfuls Of soda (bicar-
bcnate) TO one pint Of water; shake
well. Dose. teaspoonful to each af-
ilicted fowl Follow with one.grain
uuinine pill each night for three
nights In succession.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
Auto s Suggestion.

To show how unconsciously a mans
business may be in his mind at all
times. ! took financial operator 20 (
fancier's to select a dog. and what
kind Of dog do you think he asked
for at once?"
what kind?"
"A water dog. Said he had heard
1t was good stock proposition
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
NorfoIks and Blazers.

Norfolks and blazers are now being
shown BY practically all the large re-
tailers throughout the country, says
the Drygoods Economist. The popu-
larity Of outdoor sports is constantly
on the increase. and a short coat to
be worn on such occasions is almost
necessity for women who indulge in
such outdoor exercises as tennis, golf.
ntc
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
Her chief characterIstIc,

Miss Green, who was giving the
class a lesson in mythology, turned
suddenly to one untidy little fellow
and said:
"Brownman. tell me for what vir-
tues Diana was especially celebrated. !"
.'F'or takin' baths" replied Brown
man promptly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

grooved. Skin. boards may be nailed
from the top Of the four-foot pieces to
the studding. The roosts may be nail
ed to these and should be placed about
ten inches apart. They may be made
out of two by two inch material. In
the early morning it will be no trouble
to rake the droppings from the boards
with a hoe.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

The energy some men waste In
making fools of themselves would
make a fortune In any other line Of.
endeavor.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

10 DRIVE OUT MALARIA
u,.,.. - ~ AND BPILD RI RTE TEE SXSsTE:nM5
Qk4llxh TONIC. You know what you are taking.
Ehs formula e plainly printed on every bottle,
FORM and the most edectual form For grown
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

ibid you take the fast train west?''
mo; left that for the engineer to
do. Baltimore American.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

Eor HEADACHE-Eale1ks UARUDINE
Nervous Troubles, Capudine Will relieve you.
IT'S liquid pleasant to takeacts immedi-
ntely. Try Il. 1oc.s &c., and 30 cents at drug
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

II woman's judgment is bad she
trusts her intuition.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

A fellow can make hit with a girl
BY telling how much he misses her.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

full examples Of her art. Both malines
and 1aces must be managed by an
artist; for commonplace designing
cannot harmonic with such exquisite
products Of the loom. These wonder
full materials have no reason for ex-
istence except In the realm of beauty.
They are woven with this idea in mind.
They provide the field in which the
fancy Of those who make fabrics, may
allow itself to play. borrowing from
flowers, birds, clouds. It's inspiration.
Maine Is not as fragile as It looks.
although It is fragile. Like many 9th
er fabrics it has been water-proofed
SO that moisture does not kill it. It is
not meant for daily wear. Maine has
come into great prominence lately as
substitute for the heron aigrette,
whose passing is but matter Of time.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10
Zhe BedutifuE Wall zlint

VIZ WEWT Reliable men and women everywhere
" HMM to sell our speclalties; sample fires.
Write today. Home Supply Cos Hayesyiiie. Iowa.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

Dyspeptfcs, despair noti While there's
Garfield Tea; there's hope.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1912-05-10

Hubby-I've waited an hour for you
to get your hat on straight.
Wifey-Well, I've waited longer
than that for you to get your feet on
straight.