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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
BELIEVES IN ADVERTISING.
Results Of Its Constant Use Shown By
Baltimore Druggists.

Results Of lite Constant Use Shown By
Baltimore Druggists.
Baltimore.-The value Of continual
advertising in race papers is exempH-
fed in the remarkable success that
Stokes & Derry, druggists. of this
city have had within the past three
years Starting out in 1908. they
have built up a business that exceeds
that done by any of the four other
cOlored drug stores of the city.
When asked recently what he
thought had contributed to the sue
cess of his business venture DR.. e.
Very Stokes, senior member Of the
firm, said: 81 attribute much of the
success that we have had in the drug
business to the fact that we have al
ways let the public Of Baltimore
know through the local race papers
what we have to sell. l am firmly OF
the opinion that colored men in bust
ness can add considerably to the vol
ume Of trade done by advertising their
wares in race papers.
white men who are successful
along business lines continually let the
people know what they have to sell by
Advertising. Another factor in bust
ness success is letting the public have
the right goods at the right prices, and
II you have not an article that a Gus
toner wants make a strenuous effort
to get 1t. Up to date methods, mod
ern equipment, polite and quick serV-
fee also help immensely"
nr. Stokes is q native Of Baltimore
While studying in the Baltimore col
Ored high school he worked In one Of
the drug stores Of the city. He then
entered the Philadelphia College Of
Pharmacy, where he was graduated In
1878
While in Philadelphia he filed the
position Of pharmacist at the Fred
eri"k Douglass Memorial hospital and
nurse training school He returned
to baltimore and passed a very cred
liable examination as pharmacist
DIT. Derry is a native Of Baltimore
alSo. lie vas educated in the Balti-
more public schools, Lincoln universe
y and Oberlin college. afterward
studying pharmacy at the University
OF Michigan. He worked for a num-
Der Of years in local drug stores be-
lore embCrking into business on bis
own account.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Knights of Pytbi.t Annual Carnival.

Knights Of Pythias' Annual Carnival.
The annual mask ball ard Pythian
carnival Of Ben-Hur lodge No. 19,
knights Of Pythias. recently held IL
Brooklyn. was largely attended and
was also a social and financial sue
cess. The officers Of the lodge are
Edward Henry. John Curtis. Thomas
l. Scott. Charles E. Porter. Robert
Lee. Cornelius Lovett. Robert Baynard,
william II. Mcfarland. CASTOR Smith
and Anthony Fenty. The past chan
eeil'r commanders are Robert Bay
hard. Major E. B. Ceruti, Walter Kel-
~ William II. Mcfarland, Frank
DoTlI4g and ]. 81. williams
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Baapipes.

Although baEpipes are Scotland's ma
tional instrument. there are only two
Scottish articles used in their construc-
lion. the sheepskin and the tartan. The
wood-ebony or cocus-comes from AZ
rica or Jamaica. the ivory from Africa.
the horn from Australia and the cane
for the reed from Spain.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
His Rest lob.

''What was the best job you ever
did?'' inquired the first barber.
Il once shaved a man." replied the
second ditto. then I persuaded him to
have hair cut. SINCE, shampoo, face
massage. sea foam. electric buzz, tar
spray and a tonic rub"
what them"
"Then ! gave him another shave
National Monthly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Sayings Of Famous Men.

/ wonder how I'd look with a POM
padour?-John Quincy Adams.
That reminds me of-er-any ladies'
present?-Rabelals.
VIII somebody move that I have
leave to print?-Gutenberg.
Yes, l have friends in both places
Dante.
See what I've saved by not carrying
any life insurance!-Methuse
Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
peuhIs Glazed Window

To give quiet to dweIIers In noisy
streets an English builder has simply
used windows with double glazing. In
stckrooms. lecture rooms and others
the sound Of street cars and the rum
bic Of wagons were greatly diminished.
and the sound OF voices was made i'm
percepdble.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Mary Jane asked me to wed
Just four years ago,
Waited till | shook my head
As ! answered no.
Mary Jane has married three
Since four years ago.
Now again they say she's free
And with lots OF dough.
am wiser far today
Than four years ago.
II she asks ] will say
Well. / guess you know.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
A ShreMd Einaneier.

"Say, boss" said Uncle Eben. would
you lend me bout six bits and take dis
mule fob security?"
How long do you want the loanT'
''Oh. till long bout April or May"
That's a curious kind of transac-
ton"
well, I'll make it four bits. All
really kyahs about is gittin' rid O. feed
in de Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
An Invalid.

You know that ball player who had
a glass arm. weak knee and game
ankle-the one who only finished in
five games during the season.
Eyes. What about himT
HE has been working in stone
yard through the winter" Kansas
City journal.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Glass MAKING.

The arr Of glass making was known
In Egypt as early at least as 1000
b. c.. and in Old PhOenIcia and Syria
its manufacture was common. They
had glass windows In PompeIi. Greg
DRY Of Tours speaks Of church win
dows OF colOred glass. Glass was in
troduced into England so long ago as
the middle Of the seventh century. al
though the manufacture was not es-
tablished there until about the year
1850.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Or. 8. 7. Washington to Tour Florida
lie managers Of the tour Of DR..
booker T. Washington which is TO be
made through Florida have announced
that the start will be made at Pensa-
cola on Friday. March 1. The pill
grimage will end In Jacksonville
thursday night. March z. A number
OF successful business men and edu-
Gators will accompany DR.. Washing
0on on the trip through the state.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Palm of the Hand.

The palm of the hand has eight divi-
sions composed Of one triangle and
seven mounts The triangle is locat-
ed I'm the center Of the hand and is
sometimes called the plain Of Mars. be-
ing surrounded by the seven mounts
of Jupiter. Saturn. Apollo. Mercury.
Mars, Venus and the moon.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Peculiar HUMP.

The Paris police arrested an inter
esting beggar the other day. They
thought he was humpbacked. When
ne was examined the hump was found
to be a parcel containing $1,000 in
gold. which was wrapped up in a sack.
He had $4,000 in banknOtes hidden
under his shirt
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Wnmen and Lean Year.

Woman's leap year privilege was es-
tablished by law centuries ago. A
law Of Scotland passed in l22S gave
woman the right to propCJe in leap
year and imposed a fine Of s. on the
man who refused. The first English
law on the leap year privilege was
passed in 160G.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Seaweed Barometer

One of the oldest and simplest ways
Of telling whether the air is dry or
moist is TO suspend piece Of seaweed
out Of doors or even in an apartment
where there is no artificial heat. The
weed is crisp and dry at the approach
Of fine weather. while 1t is iabby and
moist when rain is likely.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
THE BROAD AK CAN BE FOUND
ON SALE AT THE FOLLOW
ING NEWS STANDS:

From on and after this date The
Broad AK, can be found on sale at
the following news stands:
A. F. Tervalon, cigar store and
news stand, 1904 State street.
George Z, Martin. make Of fine
cigars and news stand, Is w. 3lst
St., near State.
R NJ. Harvey's barber shop and
news stand, 1924 State street.
Mrs. Nellie Phelps, cigars, notions
and news stand, Is W. seth St., neIf
Dearborn.
w. s. Cole, cigars, tobacco and
news stand. 81 w. 3lst ST., near
Dearborn.
T. B. Hall, laundry Office and news
stand, II w. 18th ST., near State.
Mrs. Jas. H. Lewis, notions, cigars
and newsstand, IS w. 36th ST., near
State.
B. Davis, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 1892 State St.
w. NJ. Maxwell, notions, cigars,
tobacco. CONNECTIONS and news stand,
S244 State St.
Edward Felix, notions, cigars and
news stand, 81 w. 3Oth St.
F. Bishop, cigars. tobacco and news
stand, 8 w. 9th ST., near State.
Turner Williams barber shop and
news stand, .32S2 State St.
Sylvester McGloff1in, news stand
and laundry Office, 4l22 State ST.
William Gaughan, laundry Office.
cigars, tobacco and news stand, 1856
State St.
Mrs. AdeHa NJ. White. cigars. to-
bacco, candies and news stand 2820
IL State St.
T. s. Harris, cigars, tobacco, no
tons and news stand 5000 Armour
Ave, near 3lst St.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
corar.d Soldiers In Turkish Army.

No'5red Soldiers In Turkish Army
II Is hardly worth while to express
sunrise at finding colOred soldiers in
Tie ranks of the Turkish army. for
Wherever men strive in a common
cau>" at home or abroad either for
racial or national honor the colored
han shoulders his share Of the respOn-
s5iiJy. The two killed In a recent
skirmiSh between Turkish and Italian
soldiers at Tripoli are said to have
been the aggressors.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Maud-But how on earth did you get
him to propose?
EtheI-Oh. easily enough. told him
you were crazy about him and remind
ed him that this was leap year.-BOs-
ton Transcript.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Bonnet and Brain.

When I see your face crowned with q
marvellous height
OF feathers and flowers ] think at the
sight:
What were your head worth on that won
derful bonnet
II you'd only got in half as much as
you've on IL,
New York Sun.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
With Best Reoards-

VIII Duot HCSdTua
wrote a screaming joke one day
knew ia found the range
But when the papers quoted Il
They credited Il 'rExchange"
So then / wrote = funny verse.
And true II is. though strange.
That these same papers copied II
And credited II Exchange"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Education In India.

Illiteracy among the native pOpula-
ton Of India is alarming In the great
northwestern provinces OF the country
the illiterntes run as high as 5000
among the males and $500 among the
females r. the 10000. English is spO-
ken by only Il small percentage Of the
population
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

In oIdeu times a bonfire was kindled
in honor Of the god Thor. a procession
was formed. and huge lOg was drawn
TO the spot and thrown upon the Ore.
This was the origin OF the Yule log.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
PUBLISHERS OPPORTUNITY
Advertising Agencies Lean Toward
p,psrs Edited BY Afro-AmsrieaAs.

Advertising Agencies Lean Toward
PAPERS Edited BY Afro-AmsrieanG
within the past two weeks,
since Jan. l." says Albion Lewis
Holsey, the proprietOrs Of two
well known advertising agencies
have consulted me with regard
10 advertising propositions for
uapers published by and in the
interest Of Afro-Americans In
each case reliable information
was sought as how best to reach
,be largest number Of papers at
once.
Il named to such inquirers a
long list of papers published by
our people. gave their location
and quoted their approximate
circulation. This seems to me
10 be a fine opening for a num-
Ter Of publications to greatly in
crease the number Of advertise
mentS from that which they are
now carrying.
why not combine their efforts
"a secure advertisements? Such
organizations as the National
N,-r, Press association should
inaugurate a large advertising
campaign TO let the general ad-
. vrr,iSing public know the value
o. their papers as advertising
Eipdiums. At the last session Of
.ra Negro Press association !
hlI planned to offer this sug-
gpStiOn. but the time was squan-
dnred in electing officers and ar
guments over trivial matters.
81 spoke to President Lewey
about this matter. and he ex-
pressed himself as being much
in sympathy with such a move
ment. II is my hope that this
matter will be taken up at the
next meeting. for advertising is
certainly one Of the vital fac
tors in journalistic activity"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Just the Place.

81 agree" grimly remarked the er-
ratic thinker. that an excellent place
to deposit useless junk. like the names
Of prominent citizens. medals. copies
OF addresses. old coins. and so forth, Is
under a corner stOne."-Puck.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Infuriatinn Ambiguity.

81 never Ic1ve my wife without kiss
ing her
Neither du l.
what. Just let me catch you kiss
ing my Wife Boston Transcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
As They See Il.

The politicians views are grim
sOh, world of strifei
Most everybody seems to him
To have a knife.
Springfield Union.
The merchants views are very grim;
They are. alack.
All women live, IL seems 10 him,
To bring things back
Chicago Record Herald.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
earn In Germany.

Carp are eaten in Germany on Christ
mas eve, and those at table scrape
few Of the scales of and place them in
their purses to insure having plenty Of
money during the coming year.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
A Mutual Feslino

Mother-You have accepted George!
Why. you know very well that don't
approve Of him.
Daughter-That's all right, mother.
Neither does he approve Of yOu.-Stray
Stories.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Water lily Farm.

One Of the beauty spots in Wash
ington is the water lily farm conduct
ed by a woman who, as a clerk in the
treasury department. lost her health.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Hubby won't say marriage is a
failure, but some are more fortunate
in what they get than others Vile
You're quite right. dear. For instance,
you got me. but I-got only you.-Lon-
don Taller.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Wall Liked.

docs be stand well with his neigh
borsT
YES. indeed. He hasn't any more
money than they have."-Detroit Free
Press
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
One Execution,

you can never tell what religion one
has by his outside"
''Oh. yes; you know when he's real
Christian by the ashes on his side
waIk."-Baltimore American
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Catnin.

Catnip. Familiarity associated with a
tea for babies. is u common weed nat
uralized from Europe. IL is noted for
its quieting effect on the nervous sys-
tenn
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
A TariH Question.

How shall the lot OF humankind be eased!
BY what new tariff can We be relieved7
II those who now complain are fully
pleased
A lot Of other folks will be aggrieved-
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

81 am afraid Mrs. Mapping Is
termagant." remarked Mrs. Pitcher.
"Indeedr' said Mrs BluntSome. with
slight elevation OF her eyebrows
Some people take up every new fad
that comes along"-Birmingham Age
Herald
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Photoaraph Prints.

Photograph prints can be kept from
curling by soaking them for a few
minutes in weak solution Of glycerin,
about an ounce to two quarts Of wa
ter.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

The Gull-What are all the mer
maids out on the rocks looking att
The Albatross-At an ocean grey
hound chasing a sea pus-.-BaltishJ are
American.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
a "Hiob Cost" Poem.

Armour ard Morris and Swift agreed
To boost tht. price ~ our daily feed
They all Eot millions out Of slaughter.
While the public paid for the water.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Stenographer.-Hello. Name! Are
you still with old Rumsey. the broker?
EI-Stenographer - Very little. We
are married now, you knowI-Puck.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Be fair to old John BarleycoIs.
To knock him We are prone.
he never tries TO hunt US up
When We let him alone.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Aren't you afraid you Will catch
cold on such a night as this. my boy?
mo. sir. Selling papers keeps up the
circulation. Tit Bits
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
A Distinction.

Lawyer-Don't you dare to call my
client n thief: He NAV have inter
rupted his course Of honesty, but a
thief-neyer!-Satire.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Hubby. you have a lock Of my
hair. haven't your" Next to my
heart" See If you can match It In
some puffs when you go downtown
Washington Herald.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Lost His Passenaers.

The man sat on the water cart.
Whence all but he had fed
He was the driver. and he sought
To ind his steeds a bed
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Mistletoe,

Mistletoe is seldom found on the oak.
the principal trees from which 1t is
gathered being the apple. lime. haw-
thorn and maple.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
a.u.nber the Unprotseted.

Protect yourself from chill and blast.
Prepare when storms are due.
But don't forget when gales swirl past
To keep your heart warm TOO.
-CIpyrIan1i Plain 'De7frr.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

New York now has all night banks,
a night saloons and all night restau-
rants. We are informed that the
churches continue to close early.-Chi.
cago Record Herald
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Il see you're still In mourning.
though your husband has been dead
three years"
yes; in the first place. can never
forget him, and then my fanee likes
me better in black. "-Fliegende Blat-
tar.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

The desk OF a dead poet
Brought a fortune yesterday.
They never pay a genius
Until he has passed away.
-ExchangC
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

A president Of the United States is
supposed to smilingly shake hands
with all corners. including the Fourth
OF March pneumonia germ.-Washing-
ton Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Hungry Kangaroos.

EGn-arnnS are great feeders. With
0 given time one Of them will eat
Eu b as half a dozen sheep would
InSume
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

81 should like to exchange this Eve
dollar vanity bag for a five dollar
chafng dish
Sorry. madam. but those vanitS
bags have been marked down TO $3.9S
now."-Kansas City Journal
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

First Magnate-What became OF this
fellow ShuSter. who was in trouble In
Persia?
Second Magnate-Oh. he got his un-
conditional release. - Cincinnati En-
quirer
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
As Shelley Has Il Not.

fear thy kisses. gentle maiden:
fear thy mien, thy tone, thy motion
Methinks thine eyes are heavy laden
With thoughts about this leap year no
ton
-JudRe
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

OF all sad words OF tongue or pen
The saddest here are chosen:
To hear your wife announce At dawn
The water pipes are frozen!
New YORK San
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Another Suggestion.

Let legislation thrive unchecked.
That earthly cares may cease.
We need some game laws TO protect
The dear old dove Of peace.
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Marks-That new member seems
pretty green for a man who claims to
be a college graduate.
Parks-Probably il was an agricul-
tural cOllege.-BOston Transcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Little Jack Horner got a good corner
On all the wheat supply
But the price OF Il fell before he could
sell.
And he said. What a thickhead am IT,
judge
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

NO longer will I sail the skies
Some airman stops TO murmur.
We all agree that he is wise
He'll find the terra frmer.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Parody No. 252. a23.

My wife baked me some biscuits" gasped
the groom. with visage pale.
Yes. the female OF the species is more
deadly than the male
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
The Sin. Of th. oe.an,-

The Pacific ocean covers 100000
square miles. the Atlantic 10000. 900
and the Indian. Arctic and Antarctic
oceans 42.OOO.OOQ
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Dod6sh Skin,

The dried skin of the dogish was
once upon a time used for sandpaper.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
South America.

South America is nearly twice a
large as the whole OF Europe
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

whats the difference between q
chiropodist and a corn doctor. pawr
Fifty cents or a dollar. suppose,
Tommy."-ChicagoT Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

pat. do you know anything about
your anceStors?"
Sure I do"
"What?"
Il know they're all dead."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

I've often seen a millionaire.
It's not so much to be one.
And yet. I'll tell you on the square,
I'd rather be than see one
Chicago Record-Herald-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Sowing and reaping.
Glad work OF a man
To SOW in the springtime
And reap when he can
But sewing and ripping.
Oh. woman's distress
To change a spring harem
Into a fall dress.
-Lippincott's Magazine
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

"How do you Ike your new minis
ter's wifeT
Not very well She's just as styl-
fish as the rest Of us."-Detroit Free
Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

And now the trusts 20 regulate
An adage quaint and snappy
Wen quote with expectations SrESA
BE good and you'll be happy"
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

knicker-Is Jones well educatedl
Bocker-He can read q speedometer
md write a check--Evening Sun.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

A little lemon now and then
II good for some concsitsd men
-IudUa
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

she accepted me on one condition"
And that tsp
That she doesn't get q better oeeG
between now and spring."-LouizSYLA
Courier-JournaI.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
GoII Cai1

The worlds gold coin weighs less
than 900 tons.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
SeaauIIs.

According TO estimate. each seagull
eats ten fish every twenty-fOur hours.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Str, dsd understand you to cal ne
aEarT'
mo, sir: l believe In the conse-vR
ton Of energy."-Life.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10
Swim ~A

Twenty years Il the vounr aes n
Switzerland.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-02-10

Never hunt trouble
Take this cue:
Just sit down
And it'll hunt you.
Cincinnati Enquirer.