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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

summer pleasant every hour. ono
waits the signal Of clicked switch to
Hood the room with light that doesn't
smell like the old lamp and doesn't
cook the one who sits by it, The blue
dencins one that haunts the gas range
is u mighty good sort. and surely there
is none better than the ghost that
keeps the electric iron hot without
turning the laundress into pool Of
vocal woe. Tho funniest chap of all
is he who beats the eggs at the soda
fountain we have heard. too. of an
electric curling iron fairy. bu; that's
mere rumor. So YOU see men can't
stay children unfortunately but they
can live in tairyland forever.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
i CONCENTRATION sIlHLL GAME.


Ginord rinchot the lcanest pillar
OF The Roosevelt cause. is to take the
stump for the Third Term party on
the specific ground that it. and it
alone can be trusted to stand firmly
Tor the right doctrine OF Conservation.
That is rather amusing development.
ior the conservation plank OF the
Bun Moose platform was put nat on
the fence 1t IS said that Mr.. Pinchot.
oeludoe like many others into believ-
ins that the Bul Moose would stand
for the ideal instead of the "praoti-
cal drafted an Unrestricted conserya-
ton plank, demanding in the mos,
ringing manner centralized Federal
control OF all our unutIlized national
resources. but the BuM Moose re-
wrote the plank to the point OF
emascuiation- AL any rate. the plank
that was adopted is far from wha,
Iinehot would Ike to have. The Bull
Moose was very "practlcaln man
When ne refashioned the Pinchot pro-
posal and decided to mako due allow
once for his Western supporters win,
0e'es' conservation because they want
TO seize forthwith the remalninr
forests ana mineral ana agricultural
lanGs
what Is the plank ana what does
1t mean? The platform resolves 10
protect the national forests without
:. .arf .f.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
INC lIiIItnnt sunrngents.

T T. q. WritIs 70 the headqua rtcrs
Of our Militant slTragenis organiza-
ton as follows y suppose you think
you did q smar. thing when you got
me 20 Join the Militant Slnrasen.s.
thought 1t was AN right at FIRST. and
IL certainly lstaaed good. You know
that men are women's equals and
know ii. bar mr wife doesn', know
h.. and can't convince her The
time IS not rine for crusade FOR
equal rights To- men. however. just
tho nght may be- have been eat
ing cold canned goods all alone in
the Kitchen since I Joined your ding
busted order ana YOU can count me
out from now on"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
CITIES AND COUNTIES ROTH az
EECTED

Colorado has state tax oonro,s-
s.on. Last week It met in Der,...
and ADDED more than Ss.ooo.ooo to t,e
'4%noie values OF the state by inoreas-
'i!s the valuation of Denver iran,
way compAny by $4,000 600 and tb.,
81 d Denver gas and electric com.
pany by moro than sl.ooo.ooo. rbis
increased assessment ADDS $4,000 10
tAe st-te revenues. It was found ,,at
past assessments mad been too con.
ae'rative. ana accordingly thev were
raised to a fair basis.
The point of this citation ,r,m
Colorado is that the cities are bsIad
up ana made TO pay their rlghtful
burdens Of taxation just as much ne
the counties are Both ctty and cocn.
N are under equal obligation 10 do
Wn-t is equitable If the pouper
counties OF Virginia had not protested
$50 loudly and largely converted .be
state taX commission issue into one
on tho counties against the cities Viz
gina wo"ld now have State tax corn
MISSION which could ana would remove
unfair ana unequal burdens Of taxa
ton and put counties and cities on
the same level OF financial responsi-
b'ity 10 the state The tax equallza-
lion principle operates upon city and
county alike in the interest Of all the
people Of The state.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
DIVISION oE DUTIES on TIE Ap-
NifNIA-CN .NTIL i. NOAED.

Discussion as TO the advisab.ity OF
dividing up tile work of the Admins
tiativc Board among It's several mcfa
1cis IS somewhat premature. rha; is q
problem when must be strlishtened
oGt after the election. and not before 1t.
Whether or not each menoe- Of the
Administrative Board Shall have as
signed To h.m a department for the
routine work in Which he shall be
the executive head. but the policies OF
which the whole board snail determine.
aepenas entirely upon what sor, OF men
are elected by The people 20 tile boaru.
Whether there Shall be iadivicua! or
collective administrator Of ,hc various
departments under the board turns
utterly upon tile men chosen
If the voters of Richmond VIII judi
eioasly Discriminate between The cam
didatos ANA select five Efficient and
able Administrators. doubtless wise
policy VIII suggest the desiraalty OF
dividing up the routine duties Of the
board $50 that each member WIN have
his particular department uader such
system each member would special
ize In the work OF his Department, be-
come thoroughly familiar with it ana
it's needs study progressive methods
OF other cities ia his department and
become thoroughly expert as to his
work. . In this way each member would
oe sort Of municipal Specialist, and
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

Don't oAt grape ult without INST
putting on a rubber suit.
Let somebody else buy and carve
the Thaukssi ying turkey.
Take plcnty ~ exescise. There is
none better ,han shoveling coal into
the furnace.
L.ve long distance away from
your second cousins.
Have four aces every time you open
jackpot.
Give Your vito stipulated sum
every week, even II 1t IS as high
as - cents
Marry widow with nine children.
all Of whom arc working.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
MOROCCO An INTEREST CENTRE,
AGAIN.

Owing to the appearance simulia-
neols!y OF three items OF news relating
70 Morocco that country has again
become centre Of deep Interest and
expectancy These items are the 19fi-
eat.on OF Sultan Mriai Hand' wnieh
has been definitely decided upon II 81
has no5 already taken Place. tns can
of General Lyautsy the French resi-
cent governor for $4,000 additional
ueops 70 enable him TO MAINTAIN or
der ana the statement thal When t"e
eereemen' between spain ana France
loueh'ns their respective spheres OF
iniluenee ~ Morocco snail nave 'een
Signed the former viii enter The tr!9.e
entente composed Of France GFea'
britain ana AusS'a'
" IT oe true as we are -Ssrfea'
iha' 'he Soaie4u"s sNl'@" ana '"s
French authorities have re"'Aea 90"
amica o.e Understanding regarding tNe
s-eoesslon' and nave asreea npoh fe"-
fons ior aoaiealion that VIII avert 'he
N"AseF o. native appeal 10 iaH"'le'ssi-''
'n '"e ground mat Ni"'"' it-ra mas
oeen eoereed' the hrst item Is the least
i'ap'F'ant bn' is II true lne can
ios sleh Aea'Y Fe'nioFoe'ne'''7--' e'i
e'ai lyaa'sg rs urgent demand as
'he dispatches phrase i'-har"iy com
99fia WIN the supposiuon '"a' 1T ISL
IN 'Ne 'o''Ia'S' 10 e>'''es grave "p-
l'..''e''s'o" '"-' ''e 'Haf-e 81 ''ie''
"'-l Pc the s'sNH' ioF q most serious
outbreak
however ac'epunF me assurance
on It's ie'e' IN any event the eau argues
" most o"''no"s ooHolNoH OF unrest
"in'Ns i"e 'F'oesi''en ana mat tHe "o'N
% pao'Hoa''on mas virtually Just be-
lN 40 eliminate 'ne menace OF
'.na'''al UPRISING as the a''eet result
81 AUl4' H1na's surrender OF the s"'-
'"n-ie IS to aeeen'nate the CANCER OF
'he general situation ana 'he diilienliy
o. 'Ae 'asN thAt is sum before the
. IehcA oVef4oFas.
The Importance Significance and
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
,r. Levy and Monticello.

VIII sou be good enough to oNoInn
"hat sort ~ obligation MI Levy Is
under 10 sell his Monticello place to
tAc soNvrnmenty SEADW ELL
There IS not the fa!atest obligation.
20 one knows exactly what the gov
eminent Is. 10 one knows whether
q majority OF the wei informed peo-
pie oi the United States desire the ac-
QUESTION OF This property or not. and
ihere is no way OF nndiug out 10
one knows whether the wr!l-inform=d
Htopie nave the only Right 10 an
opinion on the matter, and No one
" p-!d ever be apfe 10 discover whica
'"e wel.-lnformed people are. Tho en-
eroachment on individual. private right
j. at BEST doubtful thing even when
SiEtN!.sia nces OF seeming danger would
appear 20 demand AS in the case OF
NE pence and tile pounds VIC know
mat II the rights OF al! individuals
are sedulously guarded. the welfare
OF the government IS assured Tor the
!ndiNldla!s--a'ld nothing clse-make
me government. and make 1t FOR no
eartn.y purpose but the safety and
comfort o. the individuals.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
&
ANSWERS
Northern Juivcraitien.

Flease ION no the c0st ~ . rlv
course at Harvard fa4e ana CorneU.
We could not tell what you nt4n oy
tlll course. Get catalogue .rnm
the schools You mention. Tn. a.
dresses .n tne order you give are CAM
1Slase Nass New Haven Conn;
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

The Times Dispatch:
protest against the
allied Business Mems
II MS the newspapers
r certain men to the
ara. for the reason
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

IL IS getting SO these days that when
friend doesn't expect you to rave
over the baby. he has two-by-four
garden Tor Which you must mink up
the same eXtravagant adieetlves-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

Prodigal nature shows her generos-
i'y when to the lusciousness OF a water
melon SHE adds the pink beauty Of its
earthly incarnation.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
Matches.
Tease state exactly when matches

Please state exactly when matches
were introduced. A r HARPER.
Ihe exact date seems not ascertain
aDle Notes and Queries for January.
indicates the year 1893 as the earliest
which may be assigned. In that year
holden contriyed Inc plan OF treating
spHnters with sulphur and tipping
win an explosive mixture and, the re-
suit being exhibited in one of his
classes. pupil described the AFFAIR 10
MS father. chemist. who soon placed
the !uciier match on general sale.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

Ine Invading army may capture New
YORK bat apparently the police have
gotten away with all the loot.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

= Kichmond laundry Loaf a shirt
waist for a customer. and after two
weeks paid for II. and after another
the customer accept il and return the
payment. Must she do so? What is a
rotten horoughY' EPICTETUS.
she may decline unless satisfied with
the condition OF the garment
The term was applied in England I'D
to the passage OF The reform bill" to
certain constituencies having the right
10 return member 10 the House of
Commons, but being so corrupt that
the vote was generally regarded to be
nurchasahle The references mako
little discrimination between rotten
borough" and pocket borough" This
last was a borough in which all or
the majority of the voters were ten
ants or dependents OF the patron. and
only confirmed by their votes any can
dIdate no presents 10 them.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
Garnishnient q

Garnishment of Pay.
Is pay due officers or men OF tho
punishment? IT. =. THOMAS.
II is not.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

Kindly translate into English Mort
Turf Salu Ia Mus. w. a. c..
We do not know how It got into. the
form you give. Ave. Caesar. mortituri
te salutart." Hail. Caesar those who
are about to die salute thee was the
cry addressed TO the Roman Emperor
arena. From this would readily come
Morituri salutamus" I'VE who are
about d. die &alute"-but how 1t could
come to the form of five separate
words we cannot say
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

The Red ana Blue armies VIII prob
"''y not get so hostile that the gap
cannot be briaged by that old ques-
Non- "Have You got the maklna,2o
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14

an Ashland merchant las. week re-
oe'vea IL cents in stamps with this
explanation:
- good many years ago a fellow
received liltie too much change at
your store lie has never felt good
over and. While the amount IS
ins 'sniilcant' wishes it or his mind.
me amount wltn Interest Us enclosed
-, s,"'"ls lies your pardon and for
as the Hanover Herald remarks. that
man mad an acute conscience"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-14
Coins.

Lists from Enquirer J. B. Mrs s S.
ana H. c. Palmer are received. None
contains anything Of premium value
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-15

IN the natter OF AVIS Caleb Blake,
Bankrupt. 30. -. IN bankruptcy
To the Hon Edward II Meek, Judge
of the District Court OF the United
States. for the Northern District
of Texas
Avis Cai,b Blake, now Of Tom
Green county. but formerly OF Lub-
book county. In the state of Texas,
residing In said Northern District OF
Texas. and In the town of Lubbock
Lubbock county. ~ the time OF the
filing of the petition OF the creditors
10 have your bankrupt adjudged a
BANKRUPT. and so residing In saiu
county and in said district during the
nrogrcss Of all the proceedings In said
cause. respectfully represents that
heretofore. to-wit on the Sth day OF
September. 1911. last past, ne was
dulv adiudged bankrupt under the
acts Of Congress relating 70 bank
ruptcy: that he has duly surrendered
all % his property and rights OF pro
nerty. and has fully complied with al
tho raauircmenfs Of said acts and th'
orders Of tho court 'onchine his bank
ruptcy.
WHEREFORE n" prays that Pa
NAV pee docreed Dos 'h" court 10 ha''
a FUN discharge from all debts prov
r t. .-tsf. uu1sT "A
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-15
ura., If <oticc Thereon

No-taerr District of Texas on '"'s
r4,h tay OF june. 1919. on r'adiha
IN, for.so.re petition D. is ordered
uv 'h. court, that hearing ''
had snor tb, .am. oH the 18th da'
~ mly 1912 a. To- o'clock d. m. 90
ms sns. Boo Amarillo. Texas ana
that motto. thereof He published Do
Tho Amarillo balls Nsas a ne"spap'f
printed boz said district. and that a'.
known creditors and other persons
lin interest may appear AZ 'he same
time and place and show cause p.
any they have why %" prayer o. s'''
petitioner should MOI Do" granted.
And ~ H further ordered 10y th'
cour, ina, notice shall he Sent hy maj
10 ,hcm al their places Of r"s'd'n''
as stated
Dated June d. 1913.
HEN H STONE
U,f.-e. r Hlrsr.H
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-15
MISCELLANEOUS NOTICES.

RATE-One cent a word first inser'
ton, one-half cent a word each SUP
sequent insertion.
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vol; SALE.

KATE one cent word first insef'
ZION one-hal' cent a word each sub
seeu.ut Insertion
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-15

SALE OR EXCHANGE 100 we'll
improved, close 10 Hereford shallow
water. want harness shop or grocery
stock give fun particulars first let
ter.
asa ACRES. partly improved lani
about H. miles from railroad, in
numbered but viii assume want
Amarillo property
WANT AUTO Have some good land
or lots. submit what Won have, want
no Junk
WANT RESIDENCE in Amarillo. for
residence and other property in
Hereford submit and get fun parti-
Cplars
WANT STOCK CATTLE in eN-
change for good 500 acres shallow
water land near Hereford
MAJ ACRES shallow water land well
located near Hereford. partly improy-
ed would consider part good clear
Amarillo properly Give full paru-
culars first letter J. y Elliston
! Hereford, Texas lsl sc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-15

FOR SALE-Kitchen cabinet, used
only hort time; good as new; cost
$3.50, $500 buys II. Call 4O2 Il.
Seventh St. afternoons. lSS-tfc
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FOR RENT.

RATE one cent word first inser-
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ONE CENT
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WANT AL STATIONS

Leave your Want Ace al 4
. any OF these stations for
prompt service They will do
} the rest
) OWL DRUG STORE. Buchan.
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|, and Pierce streets
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) Pierce streets,
/. ELLIS 4 HARRIS, N3 N.
) Buchanan stree,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-15

10 THE PROFESSIONAL AND
BUSINESS MEN-Are you thinking
Of moving your office? Would you
Ike 70 be IN up-to-date rooms in an
lu-,o-date building az reasonable
rate If so. come 10 the new Puckett
building. opposite Courthouse Oh
TAYLOR street, and let me show you.
IN. T. Newcome, phone 32C. or suite
uurla,. pldr 1q1tfc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-06-15
COUNTY OFFICES

For County Clerk
W. W. GOLDEN
SAM MoTLOW
W. G.. FLY.
PAUL PERSON.
wv COLLINS.
RoLLIE II. SCALES.
| For County Tax Assessor
T. W. BARNES.
GEORGE 6. WILLIAMS.
For County Ia, Collector
e. s. PRENTIss.
ST. NEWBoLD.
FRANK f BUCKINGHAM
For sheriff.
W NJ. BURwELL.
". ID. GARWoOD.
For County Judge.
W. NJ. 5ETER.
For County Attorney
LLOYD FLETCHER.
r. c. JOHNSON :.
J. A. STANFORD.
, For County Treasurer.
! L. J. SCOTT.
{ W. h. BENTON
Z MRS y. II. TUDOR.
$ A u. KISNEBREW
For County surveyor
d ". J. WILLIAMS
n For Justice Of the Peace
o DAVID DERDEN
l. ". 5. JUDGE HOLhA'
\. X. KERR
.eI ACK o. FLOYD
For CoI ~tahlc-I'reCinct No i
Ia c. RUNYON.
AL vs. A. HUNT
g. 81, +. COBB
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FOR SHE OH TRADE.

FOR EXCHANGE OR SALE-Good
residence propert" in Amarillo, Tex;
hous, and three lots in Sayre, OKLA
homa, two fine farms IN Beckham
county. oklahoma, 20 exchange for
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Eastern Colorado times., 1912-11-22
TURKS FEAR BOTH
ENEMY YANDPLAGUE

London.-Either for military reasons
OF on account of the cholera, which is
spreading rapidly at Hademeui, the
government, the Constantinople CORE
Epondent of the Telegraph declares, is
prepared to make large concessions in
CIDER to prevent the Balkan armies
from entering Constantinople.
An uncensored dispatch, dated No
vember IL, from Constantinople, says
the cholera is extending alarmingly
omong the troops. The cases are reck-
ored by the hundreds, while among the
refugees there are even more victims.
An uncensored News dispatch from
Constantinople by way Of Constanza
says: s..
"The government is flying in the
face of Providence by bringing cholera
infected troops from the Adana dis
trlct in spite of the protests made by
the railway company. They have been
sent to Chatalja, where, as elsewhere,
the officers make not the smallest ef-
fort to secure sanitary precautions,
even in the camp"
The total Turkish losses in Thrace,
according to the Constantinople corre-
spondent Of the Times, number $4,000
killed and wounded and 10000 missing.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-11-22
A PENALTY OF AGE


The tendency of advancing years to
restrict activity and exercise Is re.
sponsible. for the constipated condition
of most elderly people. The wear of
years impairs the action Of the bow
els and the digestive organs are more
sensitive to the demands upon them
and rebel more quickly. Cathartics
and purgatives are violent and dras-
tic in their action and should not be
used to correct constipation. A mild,
yet positively effective remedy, and
one that is recommended by physi-
clans as well as by thousands who
have used 1t, is the compound Of sim
pie laxative herbs with pepsin pre-
scribed by DR.. w. B. Caldwell over
thirty years ago and now sold by drug
gists everywhere under the name Of
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. DR..
Caldwell wants everyone troubled with
constipation to try Syrup Pepsin and
will send a trial bottle, free of charge,
to all who write for it. Address Dr.
W. B. Caldwell, 2o3 West ST., Monti-
cello, Ill. Adv.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-11-22
JUST WHAT THEY EXPECTED
Committee Made p..,Nlstake Whep
Z They Looked for. Almost .Ineyit:
~, n able Comment.

A committee of investigating scien-
lists approached a lady.
Madam" said Professor Prewins.
the spokesman, offering her magnifi-
cent chrysanthemum of rare and love
-ly hue. Madam, permit me to. pre-
sent this flower to you as token Of
our high regard"
She clasped the splendid blossom in
her lily white hand.
Breathlessly the committee waited
her reply.
How beautiful 1t is," she answered.
What an exquisite shade Of purple!
I should love to have a dress of that
color"
Doctor Prewins nodded knowingly
to the committee, as If to say, II told
you so."
The committee winked to the pro-
fessor and whispered, you win."
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-11-22
RASH WAS MASS OF SPOTS

S11h Washington St., Salt Lake
City, Utah-"I was first alarmed by
an itchy feeling all over my arms and
rash Of tiny spots came out. The
rash was a mass of spots like measles
and developed into running sores. The
itching was terrible and I would
scratch something awful. I tried a
treatment but 1t availed not. I then
decided to try Cuticura. Soap and
Ointment. After the first application
the itching stopped wonderfully. The
cure which followed was a marvel to
me for thought never would get
better. This was three years ago and
I have as clear skin as any one may
wish. Cuticura Soap and Ointment
cured me entirely" (Signed) Miss
Kate M. Dobson, Mar. 1s, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston"
Adv.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-11-22
Calumet Ends "Rad Luek.r

Remember when you were a youngster.
what a trial baking day was? II Mother
was lucky. everything went finely-but II
she had bad luck" her cakes and her
pies and her bread were failures. Her
success in baking seemed to depend al
most altogether on duck"
Nowadays there's no such thing as
"baking luck" At least, not in the kitch-
ems Of the up-to-date cooks. Simply be-
cause Calumet Baking Powder has smash
ed that old time idea. It has made bak-
ing sure Of success. It has made inex-
perienced cooks able to bake perfectly.
and day after day it Is saving hundreds
doing away with costly failures.
Calumet Baking Powder is the purest
only to BE pure, but to stay pure in the
CAN and in the BAKING. Calumet has
twice been officially judged the BEST
est awards at the Worlds Pure Food Ex-
positions in Chicago (190D and in Paris
(1912), Adv.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-11-22

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. I feel very grateful that
I found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter II you wish.
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron. Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills. Soc. per box at
your dealer Or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
Adv.
Eastern Colorado times., 1912-11-22
Her Name Wa. Not Polly Ticks.

Her Name Was Not Polly Ticks.
During the late campaign an Illinois
candidate for the legislature was driv-
ing through the country, seeking votes
among the farmers, when he met a
young man in farmers garb. walking
by the roadside.
Having in mind prospective vote.
he stopped his horse, and saluting him
in familiar manner, inquired:
"Are you paying any attention to
politics nowadays?"
The young man stopped, looked at
him suspiciously. and drawled out:
mo, stranger; that don't happen to
be my gals name; but ef 1t was. I
wouldn't think it was any Of your
burned business"
This ended the interview as well as
the prospect.