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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
LOCAL HAPPENINGS

at the Schoolmasters' Club in Ann
Arbor last week.
If you want to SELL your farm,
see Sharrar & Moore. 1817tf
Supt. f! E. Ellsworth and Prof.
Arthur Luchtman were in attendance
Willis Miller of Chesaning was in
Alma last Monday on business.
LOST-A large envelope containing
legal papers. Finder return to this
office.
Fred Stone of Clare, captain of the
NJ A. c. football team, spent Mon
day the guest of Claiming w. Par
sons.
The w. r. c. wiss serve an Easter
supper Saturday evening, beginning
at five o'clock, in the w. X. c. Hall,
Supper 25 cents.
Mrs Opdyke has reopened her
studio at 9O3 Pine avenue and will be
pleased to see both old and new
, students. Small children a speciality.
Bell telephone $40.
In connection with the Masonic
dedication. it is interesting to know
that Miller Bros grocery furnished
for the stand-up lunch 5000 buns
800 fried cakes, and IS loaves of
bread
All members of the Civic Improve
ment League are urged to attend the
meeting to be held at the home of
Mrs Victor Shepherd, SIS Wood
worth avenue Friday afternoon,
April 5th at three o'clock.
The sub-district oratorcal contest
will be held this evening at the high
school building, contestants will be
here from Big Rapids, Fremont, St.
Louis and Alma. John Ludwick is
Alma's representative.
X. H. Erwin, father of Dr. Erwin,
underwent an operation at Ann Arbor
last Friday for an injury sustained
over twenty years ago. Mr. Erwin
came through the operation very well
and is recovering very rapidly from
the effects
DR.. A. f. Brushes Scotch collie
dog, Laddie, disappeared last week.
His body was found in the mill-race.
From the bruises and cuts upon his
neck it i, supposed the dog was in a
fight and in some way fell into the
river. In his weakened condition he
was unable to swim to shore.
Dora Alexander who has been
studying music in Dresden for a little
over two years is expected to return
to her home in this city about the
middle of April She has completed
a course in vocal music under Braun
roth and an instrumental course under
Herr Klige, When she returns to
this country she expects to take up
concert work-St. Louis Leader.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
The CLOUGH CASE.

The Clough Estate has started suit
in the Gratiot county circuit court
against the Ann Arbor r. r. for
$4,000 damages. Prosecuting Attor-
ney Charles Goggin as attorney for
the Clough estate commenced suit
last Saturday.
1t will be remembered that on
September cath last Edwin Clough of
St. Louis while attempting to cross
the Ann Arbor railroad track on Ely
street was struck by a northbound
motor car. Clough was so seriously
injured that he died at Brainerd hos
pital the following Wednesday night.
The Ely street crossing presents a
dangerous position to people cross
ing it. The railroad has a consider
able curve at this point and crosses
curve in the street, making it diff
hcult TO either see or hear approach
ing trains, much less the quiet motor
cars Another confusing thing is the
likeness of the motor whistles to the
launch whistles on the river.
Mr.. Clough was an expert cleo
trician At the time OF his death he
was in the employ of St. Louis
Electric Light Co. He was thirty
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04

received few light showers. Mr..
Miller said that there would not be
rainy season for a year from next
spring.
In telling Of the raising Of grain
Mr.. Miller said that there was a
vast amount sown last fall, but with
few exceptions there would be no
crops In some sections the grain
failed to rise out of the ground while
most of that that did come burnt up.
In the fruit growing belt, very little
will be realized from the fruit crop
for only twenty per cent can be mar
keted, severe freezing spell spelling
eighty per cent OF the crop. In some
places. Mr.. Miller said, the cactus,
which is depended upon for revising
for the cattle, failed to grow. For
lands in these parts. the people are
paying from seventy-hve to a hundred
dollars an acre. Mr.. Miller took par
tcular pains to talk with the recent
settlers out there, and without eXcep-
ton he found them willing to sacri-
flee a great deal to get out of the
country and return to their old homes.
Mr.. Miller came back very enthu-
siastic over fruit growing in Michi-
gan. From his talks with the fruit
growers ont there. he learned that
better fruit could be raised on the
sandy lands in Michigan with about
one-hfth the labor required to raise
fruit in California. The Los Angeles
men claim no apples can compare
with Michigan apples in flavor and
believe Michigan to be the coming
fruit growing state of the country.
Mr.. Miller intends to plant twenty
acres this spring.
Next August Mr. Miller intends to
return TO the country of central Cal
ifornia, where he plans TO spend the
winter and perhaps invest in some
city lands should boom strike that
locality.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04

Grover Yarnel's hound dog came
to very sudden end Monday morn
ing. The dog has been getting ugly
of late swapping at people passing
along the streets. He took a couple
of bites out of two gentlemens trou-
sers Monday, whereupon one of the
men obtained shot gun and killed
the dog. This is the first shock
Champ Clark's "houn dawg" has re-
ceived in Alma.
The death of Mr. VIM. Eargood,
which occurred Feb. 10, 1912, was
inadvertently overlooked. Mr.. Fare
good was II years months and 10
days old, and was married June H.,
1856. to Mrs. Margaret Crosby, to
which union eleven children were
born; ten of whom are still living.
The deceased was Union soldier.
having served over three years with
Co. + OF the 3Sth Ohio
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
Coming to Alma
NORTHWESTERN UNITED
DOCTORS
OF MINNEAPOLIS, MINI.
An Association of Prominent
Physicians Giving F R E E
Medical Services to the Sick
At .heWright House
Wed, April 10th
One Day Only
Remarkable Success of these Talented
Physicians in the Treatment
of Chronic Diseases.

The Northwestern United Doctors
licensed by the state for the treat
ment of deformities and all nervous
and chronic diseases Of men, women
and children, offer to all who call con
Sultation and examination free, max
ing no charge whatever, except the
cost of medicine.
These doctors are considered among
Americas leading stomach and nerve
specialists and are experts in the
treatment of all chronic diseases, and
so great and wonderful have been
their cures that in many cases it is
hard indeed to find the dividing line
between skill and miracle
Diseases of the stomach, intestines,
liver, blood, skin, nerves, heart,
spleen, kidneys, or bladder, rheu-
matism. sciatica, diabetes, bed-wet-
ting, leg ulcers, weak lungs and those
afflicted with long-standing, deep
seated, chronic diseases, that have
baffled the skill Of the family ply
stefan, should not fail to call.
According to their system no more
operations for appendicitis, gall
stones, tumors, goiter or cancer. They
were among the first in America to
earn the name of the "Bloodless Sur
geons," by doing away with knife,
with blood and with all pain in the
successful treatment and cure OF
these dangerous diseases.
Selected cases of consumption,
asthma, bronchitis and catarrhal dis
eases absolutely cured with combina-
ton of medicine, hygiene, diet, eXer-
else and the important uses and ad-
vantages Of clothes, occupations, etc.
Cases of deafness are frequently
cured in sixty days. Loss of sight,
cataract, graduated lids and old
weak, watery, sore eyes treated sue
cessfully.
Eczema, salt rheum, eruptions, liver
spots and chronic diseases of the skin
quickly cured. An absolute guaran-
tee in every case accepted for treat
ment
Patients with cancer, tumor and tn
bercular glands not larger than one
to two inches usually cured with their
hypodermic injection method, with
one treatment. and this without pain.
Patients with growths larger than
two inches are not invited to call.
No matter what your ailment may
be, no matter what others have told
you no matter what experience you
have had with other physicians, it will
be to your advantage to treat with the
Northwestern United Doctors Special
lists. Even if your case is incurable
they will give you such advice that
will relieve you and stay the disease.
If you have kidney or bladder
trouble, bring a two-ounce bottle of
your urine for analysis.
Hours 10 a. m. to 6 p. m.
Married ladies must come with their
husbands and minors with their
parents. ,--t3
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
FURNITURE DISPLAY
Next Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
Orchestra and Refreshments

The announcement by Crandall &
Scott of their fourth annual spring
opening to be held Thursday, Friday
and Saturday, April 18th, 18th and
18th, will be of great interest to the
people of this community. Each year
the firm of Crandall & Scott put forth
every effort to feature their opening
and make it an event of the spring
season. This year there will be de
corations of elegant and attractive
designs making the store more beau
tiful than ever. On Friday and Sat
urday afternoons and evenings a
four piece orchestra under the dir
ection of Miss Lennabelle Garfield
will furnish music for the opening.
Light refreshments will be served
both of these days.
The spring openings of Crandall &
Scott are events much talked of
This year the opening promises to
surpass their efforts of former years
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
As SEEN BY il MILLER

In an interview given TO the Re
cord, J. L. Miller told Of the trip he
recently made into the state of Cal
ifornia Mr.. Miller spent the greater
share of his time looking over the
new lands that are being opened up in
the southern part of California. He
was anything but enthusiastic over
these lands.
The first thing Mr.. Miller had to
say of the country was the tremen-
dous amount Of advertising that was
being put out from there He said
he thought he knew what advertising
was when he left Michigan, but his
mind changed the minute he struck
California SO cleverly and on such
a vast scale is the advertising Of the
California lands being carried on, that
the advertising alone nearly compels
one to invest in all the land he can
get.
Michigan people, Mr.. Miller says,
have an altogether wrong idea of the
soil in the southern part of Califor-
MIA. 1t is not the rich fertile soil
that we read about in the circulars.
Rather is it a regular desert land of
scarcely more than dry sandy loan
AT the time Mr.. Miller was there. no
rain had fallen for over year. How
their rainy season came and the land
ever since he returned to Michigan
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
BUYS CADILLAC.

Lect Adams the Alma agent OF the
Cadillac automobile has sold our
townsman Mr. Francis King a seven
passenger car The Cadillac is recog-
nized "a one of the best cars on the
market j. NJ. Montigel has pur-
chased the King hve-passenger Max
well, and in turn has disposed OF his
Flanders TO Mr.. Adams.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04

five years old and left wife and
two children
Attorney Goggin has handled sew
eral cases Of the like nature in the
past three years and has been excep-
tionally successful The Clough case
will be tried at the next term of
court in April
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
ROOSEVELT SENTIMENT.

A straw vote taken at the Pine
River township Republican caucus
gave Roosevelt 10, Taft 3 out of 81
votes cast Cage Wood one of the
old political wheelhorses of that town
ship is an enthusiastic Rooseveltian.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
Will BU|| D TOWN HALL
Voters Of Arcadia Township Vote TO
Build Hall OF Their Own

By vote OF SO Yes, and 90 No,
a majority of II, the citizens of Ar
cada last Monday decided to raise
$1,000 with which to purchase land
and erect a town hall The build
ing will be located as near the cen
tire of the township as possible and
will be 24x4O in size.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to thank the friends and
neighbors who so kindly assisted us
and the fremen for their good work
at the time of our recent fire
MR.. & MRS. ERNEST ADAMS
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
EGGS FOR MATCHING.

can furnish a few settings of my
popular Black Orpington eggs for
Matching from my prize winning
pens They excel in weight and win
ter laying They are an excellent
market fowl. hearty, strong and quiet.
So 90 for thirteen.
{ r. BROWN
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
THE WET ANO DRYS
Dry. Wet.

The result OF Mondays vote on the
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04
WAsHINGS wANTED.-Wal call

for and return same. Bell Tele
phone, 800 1725-t-2
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04

Secure your tickets at Sanderhoff's
with every dollars worth of goods
purchased Fifty-hve days only be-
fore someone gets that $4,000 Favor
lite range. 1t may be you 1717tf
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1912-04-04

Wcnty-IVe countries Voted on local
option last Monday Fourteen coun-
ties went dry while eleven voted to
allow saloons. Two counties that
were wet switched into the dry col
umn while six dry counties elected
the return Of the liquor traffic Mich
igan now stands forty-eight counties
wet and thirty-hve dry. In 1910 forty
three were wet and forty dry
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-28
NOTICE 10 CONTRACTORS R

The Board of Education OF Man
ningtoas Marion County West Va,
WIN receive sealed bids on four
room school building to be built al
Huntington, W. Va.
Bids to close at 10 O'Clock Monday,
July 9Th, 1912.
The successful bidder win be re-
Fquired to give bond, as. required by
law for the faithful performance OF
his contract,
Plans apdzspeclfcations cam be
seen at the Bank Of Huntington
Mannington. W. Va, or at the onice
OF p. T. Burton. Moundsville, w. Va
Bids to be fled with the President
Of the Board Of Education. ]. r.
T:mms. Warrington, W. Va, or with
D. T. Burton, Moundsville.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-28
HOUSTON
Is Candidate for Governor Of
State and for Prosecute
ing Attorney.

= F.. Is a. ID
PARKERsBURG, June -Haroid
W. Houston, OF this city. Is candi-
Edate for governor Of West Virginia
on the Socialist ticket and also for
prosecuting attorney Of Kanawha
county. He viii make the race for
both Of the offices +
The Kanawha county convention
was held the day before the state
convention OF the Socialist party and
Mr., Houston was chosen as the so-
ctalist candidate for prosecuting at
torney OF that county. The, next
day the state convention was held at
Charleston and he was nominated as
the candidate for governor. He i'm
nsedtately rendered his resignation: to
the county committee as candidate
for prosecuting attorney.
|. Yesterday Mr.. Houston was notl-
fed that the county committee had
refused TO accept his resignation and
he has decided to make the race for
both offices He will make a strong
campaign this fair and will hold
meetings in all parts OF Kanawha
county. He will launch his cam
paign Tor governor earlier in, the fall.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-28
flIIC
Day is Not Very Far Off and
Much Interest is Already
Shown.

The Barnum and bailey Greatest
SHOW on Earth will be seen in
clarksburg, Thursday, July IL
Interest in the event is heightened
because of its newly added spectacle
of Cleopatra" which opens the per-
gram in the main tent. This dra-
attic treat alone is worthy of the
great influx of strangers which usu-
ally attends this big show, The
two performances to be given here
will be exactly the same as those
presented in Madison Square Garden
where the season was opened in
March. -
The 4,OOO,OOO people Of the; met
ropoTis have placed their o. K.
stamp upon this wonderful instftu-
ton. Every city in. the world shouted
its praise. 1t stands as it always
has at the head OF the worlds
procession Of amusement enter
prises. 1t is more than fifty Years
old. From the first day otits ex-
istence it has taken the lead. No
other show has got within sight of
| It. It now stands at the zenith OF
its glory.
1t will arrive in Harrisburg on
the longest train ever hauled by the
railroads. The new street parade
will leave the grounds at 10 o'clock
in the morning and follow the usual
route. This parade cost its owners
more than a million dollars. Moth
ing to approach 1T in magntacence
was ever ever seen in America The
afternoon show will begin at 2
o'clock. The night show will begin
at 50 The program will be given by
400 artists picked from the talent
OF Europe, Asia and America There
are 100 big novelties. Chief among
them are a great number Of trained
animal surprises, performances by
the sixty-five greatest acrobats and
athletes in the world headed by.
Katie sandwina, the strongest and
the most beautiful OF the earth's
women; sixty famous equestriansI
with Mae Wirth, the best5rider ever
seen in America; company Of jap
giants in athletic and iiu iitsu exhi-
Ibitions; and the De Van dE:sie-
Igristlsabon families OF aeriapstg.
| From the time the doors openEtc
the last act on the program there's
a surprise in every minute. The
fifty best clowns in the world viii
hand out laughter in large pack
ages. The best concert band in
America win furnish the incidental
music. This:is to be, a circus day
that the no1d inhabitants" Of fifty.
years hence will talk about.
The biggest crowd that ever saw
circus in this city is expected Il
lis doubtfuIsif the largest tent in the
world will be big enough to hold
them. Railroad officials predict a
record-breaking attendance. Those
who exeptc to go will do well,to take
advantage of the downtown meth
cd of getting seats in advance the
branch box office will open early on
ithe morning of show day at Wtas
and tHaymaker's drug store, Sl'
tWest Main street. Reserved seats
and admissions will be sold there at
the same prices charged on the show
grounds.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-28

KIM. Kimbsrland is here from
Wheeling on business visit
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-06-28

Lefty Russell, Connie. Mack,s
$4,000 lemon. 10 playing with the At
lanta, Ga. club. He Is said to be
hzzling there just as he did on the
Philadelphia team. The purchase OF
Lefty" Russell Is said to have been
Connie Mack's only big mistake.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-07
Benefits Of Royal Academy.

A membership of the Royal acsd-
envy of London carries with it numer-
GUS advantages. In word the acad-
envy Is a benefit society founded on a
very generous scale. The pension
fund Of Burlington house is splendid
one. Any Royal Academician who
falls upon hard times or who IS pre-
vented by i'll health from following
his profession may claim q pension,
ard the pension sometimes runs into
luch as $4,000 year.
he Royal Academician who dies In
straitened circumstances and leaves
his widow and children insufficiently
provided for is not thought any the
less Of for his Ill fortune. The Royal
academy shows its sympathy by gen
erously allowing those who were de-
pendent OH him liberal sum for theii
maintenance. And the wits and the
children OF deceased Royal Acade
mician receive many kindnesses and
acts Of charity from the hands OF tht
living Royal Academicians, which arc
quite distinct from those given by this
academy National Magazine.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1912-12-07
GOT AHEAD OF THE PRPERS
Height OF Wisdom Exhibited by MIR
Tohc Sage on Hia Periodical
Visit to Kansas City.

Whenever am In Kansas City"
stated Mr. Tobe Sagg, OF Goshkonong.
and feel stealth goer me n low. feb.
rile yearning to put myself in the
clutches of a total stranger ramale
round in apocryphal places and fill
my system with aqua fortis and dog
teed, to be found next morning BIZ the
qious monks of st. Bernard, cropping
}azedly and ready TO burble to the 20
lice my real name and address and
ne customary lie that | have been
trimmed Of 1882 in cash and notes
we'll, when feel any such microbes
ynawing at my | order 10 to my room
in the hotel a pitcher Of ice water and
lock the door, clink the ice awhile,
lcok through the bottom of the empty
LGmbler 46 consecutive times, and then
70 to bed with my S2515 under my
}illoW, TO make next morning sec9ne.
J content in the knowledge that
ave deprived the newspapers of an
Interesting item and cheated the folks
i home out of story that would
We been told ON me unto the third
d fourth generations OF ,he"l that
tie me."-Kansas City Star