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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
cow MIKES IN A GOLF GAME
Player Drives Ball With Great Force
lnto Mouth Of the Animal and
She Carries It Off.

Here is a golf story about witty
Judge He was playing one day with
friend who was noted for making
long drives. This man found COW
in his path, but, nothing daunted by
the obstacle, drove his ball with great
force in the direction he wanted it 70
go.
The ball landed in the cows mouth
Straightway the judges friend chased
the COW. The startled animal turned
tail and ran. still carrying the ball,
Her pursner began belaboring her
with his club as the pair went racing
over the links. Finally the COW, on
reaching a putting green, dropped the
ball. It landed in good position and
the golfer holed out In one stroke.
The judge followed In leisurely fash
ion. and made it In eight strokes
claiming the hole.
"But l made it in twc!" exclaimed
his friend.
1.-TWO nothing" said the Judge
you mean thirty-two. ! was watch
Ing vnn. and every time you hit thu
COW counts strUik-.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
MARRIAGE OF EAGLE RIVER
YOUNG FOLKS

At tile residence of the Rev II. a..
Mueller, Mr.. Henry Rath and Miss
Helen Pradzinski. attended by Rudolph
Woerful and Mrs. Mueller were united
in marriage, Wednesday evening APP
ri 10. They will commence house
keeping in what is known as the Zim-
Ike house on First street. Their many
friends uuite in wishing them hap
py and prosperous voyage on the mat-
rimonial sea.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
Watersmeet.

Dr.. Thorpe Of Eagle River was
here last Friday night.
DR.. j. l.. Walsh visited Hiles
and Crandon over Sunday.
Mr.. Gorham Inspector of ties
visited Amigo over Sunday.
Miss Catherine Maher returned
home from Green Bay this week.
MissFmma Haertel went to An
tigo last Saturday to get some
dental work done.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. HI. Darling
took trip to Amigo, Saturday
to visit relatives.
c. I'll. Blohm of Conover, was
here couple of days the past
week putting in q tubular we'll for
Mr., Darling,
a very pleasing program was
rendered in the hall Sunday even
ing by the smaller members OF
the Sunday school assisted by Miss
Smith.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
RETURNS TO MICHIGAA HOME '

Mrs. w. D. Kirkland Of Lake
View, Mich. who has been the
of her cousins Mr.. and Mrs. AM
os Radcliffe, and her aunt and
uncle Mr.. and Mrs. Mart Hirzel
left this morning for Sidnaw,
Mich. where she will visit other
friends and relatives before re-
turning home. Her many friends
in Eagle River hope for an early
REPETITION of the visit.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
The Mississippi floods are sub
siding and levees saved.

The Mississippi floods are sub
siding and levees saved.
The great British coal strike is
ended and 100000 miners have
resumed work.
President Taft's efforts to aid
Madero in keeping order comes
perilously near assuming a pro-
tectorat.
Notwithstanding all the com
plants against them by shippers
of delay in adjusting claims, we
know that on some occasions at
least, especially the Chicago &
Northwestern, railways do make
the most prompt and satisfac-
tory adjustments.
The recovery of Milwaukee
from the control of the Social
lists was an event of interest to
a large number of people beyond
the borders our own state. The
result, achieved by the combina-
ton of both the old parties, is
taken generally as the beginning
of a strong non-partisan senti-
ment in regard to the admins
tration of local affairs.
The recent wonderful strides
of science and invention has sell
dom been better illustrated than
an a beautiful piece of mechan-
ism, known as the Electric Pr
ano," a sample of which may be
seen in the sample rooms of our
townsman, David Setback. The
instrument is in appearance. a
highly finished upright piano, is
we'll supplied with records of the
latest musical productions, which
by simply touching a button, =
may be equally as well rendered
by the novice as the oldest
maestro"
The announcement that the
state will lease the Water-fronts
of the so-called reserve, looks
to the Review like a dirty deal for
the men who have spent their
money erecting buildings and
buying boats for the entertain
ment of summer tourists, in this
section. Those who would avail
themselves Of this snap" will
come largely from outside the
state, and wherein would this
nominal rental benefit our peo-
pie beyond paying expenses. !"
We have no interest in water
fronts but like to see a square
deal" for all concerned.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
cnsrlms Tramp Reaches lleaen

William II. Davies, recently placed
on England's civil pension list with ia
pension of fifty pounds year, is prob
ably the first actual tramp in the his
tory of that country to be SO hOnored.
Davies il q Welshman by birth and a
tramp by preference, having lived the
life for many years in this country
and England. He is Ainus a foot, the
result of q stolen train ride. After
years of vagabondage he turned his
attention TO literature. and following
many bitter disappointments .'arriv-
ed He has written both verse and
prose.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
{ RAILWAY TIME "a.
OF THE C. AND N W

Sunday ,.-... Aually {
Freight, except Sundav, !;
Going north, passengar , 5o;i- Il
except Sunday,..A 'idiiy
Freight, daily except
Sunday, .---.-....
Freight carries passenger avs, =. |
day. on account dynamite d law
r. c. zIEal
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
Correspondence.

Correspondents should mail their letters to
reach us not later than Wednesday. sooner pre-
ferred You are supplied with material for.
one quarter thirteen stamped. addressed en-
velopes and forty sheets Of paper. Aim to use
about three sheets per letter Write on one
side only. Another quarter supply viii be
sent you short time before Your present
stock is exhausted.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
F. r. Weiss, 1000 Forest

Racine, Wis. cleared up a severe
case of kidney and bladder trouble
in short time. Il had an acute
attack of kidney trouble but took
Foley Kidney Pills and in few
days the pain left my back and !
am cured of all my kidney trouble
/ have not had any return of The
pain since taking Foley Kidney
Pills"
RICHMOND PHARMACY
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
County Officers
Town Officers.

], T. NEMAcHEcK,
CHAs. II. ADAMS.
FRED MoREY,
l.. j Cook
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-04-12
Friday, April Z, 1912.
CURRENT EVENTS.

Very few men today depend on weekly pa
par for their inforL- alton of the worlds do
5ngs. still there are few, and for the benefit
of those, there viii be found every week under
this head brief mention of the most import
ant events attracting worldwide attention
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18

Sleeve Huff from DelRio was in New
port Friday.
John Holt of the Knobs was in the
city Friday.
Mrs T. NJ. Clark of Rankins was
shopping in Newpore Friday.
Mr.. Sam Hale of Parrottsville was in
Town Monday.
z Mr.. D. M. Myers of Parrottsville was
in the city Monday.
Mrs II ,ttie S NTH OF Bybee was in
Fewport Monday.
Lewis Bible of Bybee was in New
port Monday.
Mrs Bige Bible of Mohawk was in
Newport Monday.
Miss Coma Easterly of Salem was in
Newport Friqay.
Mrs. K. C. Burnett was in town Sat
urday.
Johu Hall of English was in New
port Saturday.
Richard Esianger of Crestmont was
in town Monday.
Mrs. Jack Spratt of Wolfcreek wa
in Newport Monday.
Nlcke Wood Of DelRio was in towr
Monday.
Miss Elizabeth O'Deil of Bridgeport
was in town Friday.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
MEMPHIS MAN LIKED
LOOKS OF NEW

Harry True OF Memphis, member of
the Republican state committee, right
hand man of Chairman Newell San
ders, who has been in Washington to
see Mr.. Sanders sworn in as United
States senator, made business trip to
Newport Monday morning, and as it
was his first stop in this town, he was
agreeably surprised at what he saw,
stating that in Memphis, that New
pert was considered 10 be but blot on
the map, and few people in west Tenn
essee had ever heard of the town before
Hooper was made the Republican
nominee for governor. He stated that
from his observation here for a few
hours, that Newport was the best little
town in Tennessee.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18

Miss Queen Arbogast of Asheville
was in Newport Saturday.
p. A. Valentine of Browns, was in
Newport Monday.
Andrew Meas of Salem was in town
Monday
Reuben Mooneyham OF DelRio was
In Newport Monday.
James Black spent Monday in Knox
vile.
Elmer Jones made business trip TO
Knoxville, Monday.
J. D. Brooks of Dutch Bottoms was
in Newport Monday.
John f. Meas of Rankins wac in
town Monday.
Mrs. j. Frank of Long Creek was
shopping in Newport NJ onday.
Miss Della Critselous and sister
were in town Mondsy.
Mrs. VIII Stokely and daughter OF
French Broad were in Newport Tues
day.
Mrs. Will Garenfre of Hot Springs
N G. was in Newport MONDAY.
DR.. Miller and wife from Knoxville
were the guests of Mr.. and Mrs Geo.
hurry Sunday.
Misses Margaret Carver, Viola Twit-
chel and Roberta Berry of Morristown
are the guests of Mrs. G. F. Smith this
week.
| DR.. Twitchel and mother of Morris.
town were the guests of Mrs. J. A. Su-
song Sunday.
I Misses Hester and Mabel Mills oil
Salem lwere shopping in Newpoa,
, Tuesday.
Mrs, Will and Mrs Mrs Matthias Eau
bian of Salem were in Newport Tues
day.
Mrs. Emma Hooper of Lake ToXa
way, N. c., spent several days in this
section with friends, following a visit
to Nashville where she spent several
days with the Governor and his fam
| lily.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
J. s. HENRY DEAD

Us. Henry, of Trion, died Sunday
night at midnight. He was fifty-two
years old Sunday and his death came
on The anniversary of his birth. Tuber-
culosis of the throat was the cause of
his death. He was buried at Trion,
Monday, by Omaha Tribe No SO of the
Improved Order of Red Men of New
port. The Woodmen and Junior orders
were present.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Tho Proper Refreshment.

Looking at Chantecler the other
night 1t struck me that the Guinea
Hen ought to have served barnyard
examinations at her Eve o'clock tea"
We'll. what might barnyard term
nations be-"
Cocktails, of course"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
A New Sect.

"Wombat Is a predestinarian."
What on earth Is predestipar.
ian?"
"A man who believes he's bound TO
get run over SOME day by al automo-
bile Puck.
Not Natural.
Are you feeling perfectly we'll now.
Mrs. Perkins,"
Yes, I'm well enough"
Il thought Dr.. Bright would be able
TO cure you, You must feel awfully
happy"
Il really can't say that do. Some,
how can't make It seem just right
rot to have any medicine in the
house to take"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Tho Superlatlve Deares.

Can you give me any idea Of the
mean temperature In this places"
asked the traveller who had Just A.
rived at DEVILS Lake. N. D.
I'VE amt got any mean tempera.
ture here" replied the old settler.
ITS all meanest."
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18

The Sunday School Convention held
al the Presbyterian Church Sunday af-
ternoon was quite a success. Several
interesting talks were given by Mrs.
w. ID McSween, Mrs. John M. Stoke
ly,H. w. Huff, and Rev. Black and
O'Hara. DR.. r. G. Smith was re-eIeet-
ed President of the District, and &. A.
Robson was reelected Secretary.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Retated Caution,

did the burglar overlook anything
OF value?" inquired the reporter.
I'D rather not say anything about
that" answered the man whose house
had been robbed"
why so?"
Because they'll be watching the
papers for a day or two, think. to
find out"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Kansas.

willie" said the teacher. who was
examining tho class in geography.
You may name the boundaries OF
Kansas."
Kansas II bounded on the north
By William Allen White. on the east
BY Senator Bristow. on the south BY
Walt Mason and on the west by the
cyclones that amt been used yet"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Blood Is Thicker.

Mrs. Finnegan (reading newspaper
II see the government IS going to
make them Roosians do justice to the
Jews. They disarve it.
Finnesan tsmoking) -lndeed. they
DO, | wad like TO do justice to wan or
two Of them meself.-Life.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18

Charles stuart, Malcolm Allen, and
Miss Nell Druner, delegates Of the NJ.
Z. church to the Christian Endeavor
az Chattanooga are home
and report fine trip and instructive
Andrew Brooks Of Bridgeport was in
Newport Monday.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
<GFO. w. RICE DEAD

George W. Rice. an aged one armed
veteran of the Federal army died at
Jones Cove, Monday and was buried
at that place Tuesday. lie was about
10 years old.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
A Knockout.

Wife NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. not
like M. knagg. They've been mar.
ried twenty years. and Mrs. Knagg
says her husband is so tender.
Husband-Tender! Well, he ought
to be. after being IN hot water that
long. -Zion's Herald.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18

Il is.
Ut ought not to be so expensive to
get grand opera singers at private
musicales"
why oughtn't IT."
"lsn't ii true one can get them for
4 song?"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
The Invalid.

You know that ball player who had
a glass arm, weak knee and a game
ankle-the one who only finished In
FIVE games during the season."
Yes; what about him."
Hes going 20 work in a stcpeyard
through the winter"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
He Woke Up.

He Woke Up.
He (innocently, Golf certainly
keeps you in good shape.
She (suggestively)-Literally speak.
ing?
He (waking up)--No: f1guratively.
Princeton Tiger.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Truth.

Down at the bottom of tn. we'll
Lies truth-an adage old.
Yet truth. forsooth. Is like bell
That's very seldom tolled.
-Judga
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Az He Knew Them

As He Knew Them.
And these are your ancesters?"
asked the visitor. looking a: the pic.
lures.
"Yes. SIR" replied Tommie
How long have they been dead?"
why. they've always been dead so
FAR as ! know"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1912-04-18
Mot a Self Starter.

Fed~What's the matter with that
fellows automobile? He's been
stopped over there for an hour"
Greene Why, he's Just got a ma.
chine with self-starter. and he's try.
ing 1t out.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1912-08-13
SKIRTS FASTENED
At THE SIDES,
Quaint Effects On tho 8as Or
n 1gzag Nov b Mode

One Of the things we must learn To
do u to fasteD our skirt at the side.
lt may open In Q straight line or ON
the bias or xigzas. but It opens some
where near the left hip instead Of the
normal position Of middle back or
front
When skirts have q seam down the
hip this fastening. which goes rather
near II, In not always effective, but
the dressmakers do not seem to mind
that In truth. they do not seem to
mind anything out of the ordinary. for
they put tucks where they shouldn't
be. place plaits In queer places. put
buttons In circles aud diamonds and
use any other design that appeals to
them at the moment.
II II no longer correct to take plain
skirt and fnsten It straight up the
middle OF the back or front. The near
est approach to II In a straight fasten.
Ing down the left side. three inches In
front Of the nip bone.
The envelope tinp In front Ii a popu
TAR method. aud II IL not at all bad. 1t
goes across the figure from waist to
knees and then turns ON itself ana goes
back to the hem.
Another kind Of fastening curves In
from whist halfway to knees, then
curves out to the side seam and curves
back to the hem. Fortunately one II
not expected 10 work good looking but
tonhOles aiong these queer lines. What
are known ns glove clamps have taken
their place, aud they are one Of the
most hlesSet Inventions of the age.
Another quaint innovation on plain
skirts Ii u bunch OF t,icks In the mid
die OF the back where the broad pane
once went They are seven In number
40 the odd and middle one can serve a.
Y guide TO the otter In trying to get ths
exact middle of thu back whist line.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1912-08-13
WON0lJT
In A Most Exciting Game
DID The Moose Team
Over The Strong c. N. 4.
Team Of Newark

In a game that seemed easily won
by the visiting team Sunday afternoon,
the Moose scratched in two runs In
the ninth and gained the decision over
the c. M. A. team of Newark by a
score Of to 4. In the third inning the
Newark club took the lead by counting
two. The Moose, In their half Of the
round, evened things up. but were
again forced to trail when the G. MA.
scored another pair. One was all that
the local aggregation could put across
until the ninth inning.
The last inning was begun with the
account to 8 against the home club
with the tail end Of the batting order
up. The heavy hitters had been re.
tired in the eighth, after having given
their opponents q scare by landing
runners on second and third with
Popejoy up, and the chances Of scor-
ing two runs were slim. However,
Barre singled on the first ball. Mon.
dron hit high one Just back OF third
that looked foul to many, but was de-
claired fair by Umpire Hardesty. The
ball was lost in the crowd and Barre
and Mondron both circled the sacks.
Popejoy and Mondron were easily
the stars of the contest Popejoy at
third accepted every chance without a
wabble and pulled off several plays
that were sensational and run saving.
Mondron scooped throws both high
and low and, in one instance, nailed a
terrific drive with one hand and com.
pleted double play unassisted by
tagging a runner as he was returning
to first.
The game was full of features and
sensations although played on q
rough and newly laid out diamond,
made necessary by the recent rain
The Newark team lost on the hardest
kind of luck although this should NOT
detract in the least from the credit Of
the Moose team that successfully kept
down the score and were able to count
several themselves.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1912-08-13
QUAKE DEATH
LIST unknown
Believed That L VIII Reach
the 1000 Mark
THOUSANDS ARE N HOSPITALS

Fully 5000 People In European Tur.
key Rendered Homeless BY Dual
Disaster In Which Fire Completes
Work LET Undone BY Natures Con.
vuislens-watsr Springs on islands
Dry UP and Panss o. Thirst Are
Added 70 Trials ef Survivors.
Constantinople. Aug. 12.--ft is esti
Wted the recent earthquake killed
1000 persons, injured 5000 and made
$1,000 homeless. The official reports.
when telegraph lines have been re.
stored, are likely to reduce these ns.
ures considerably, but enough reli.
able Information 10 ut hand to justify
the most serious view Of the disaster.
About 1000 persons are already In
the hospitals. The majority Of them
are Greeks.
Adrianople suffered severely, a
score Of public buildings. including
several mosques, being wrecked. Gal.
lipoli was probably the worst suffer
or, the damage by fire there exceed.
ing that of the earthquake. The loss
at Chorlu. where there also was a
fre. Is Inquired at $l,000.000. The
fires were mostly In the Greek cen
ters Of the cities and are attributed
to the oyerturning of lamps kept be.
fore the sacred ikons.
Many of the people rushed to the
sea to escape the flames and ago
nizedly watched the destruction OF
their homes. Water springs have
dried upon some of the islands and
the survivors OF the earthquake are
suffering from thirst as well as hun.
ger.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1912-08-13
Saturday, the 18th day Of
September, 1912,

between the hours of y. IN. and . p. IN.
Of said day the following described lands
and tenements. tO-wit.
All Of its estate title and interest In To
the following described real estate, situ-
ate IN the State of Ohio. county OF Knox,
and In Clinton township bounded az fol-
lows:
Part of lot No. II In the second quarter,
Township. 10 range U, \. M, lands, ana
being Lot No, 22o In IA subdivision Of a
track Of land conveyed by Columbus
Ewalt. administrator with the will annex
ed of Susan G. Johnson to j. NJ. Ickes
and C,inord l.; sturgeon ny deed dated
July Z. loO6, and recorded IN Knox county
deed records. Also including its plant
and equipment upon the lands above de.
scribed and used for the manufacture nj
window glass with all tanks. furnaces,
rolls, tools, appliances and apparatus OF
all kinds belonging thereto anG owned by
the said The Knox County Glass Com.
pany, together with the rents, issues and
profits Of the same.
Appraised at tSlx thousand) 100000.
Terms of sale-Cash.
Il. ], PARKER,
Sheriff Knox County. Ohio,
L g. Stillweli, attorney Tor piaintif.
S-i3.V. "a .g-3. .iOS
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1912-08-13
ANOTHER JOLT

The Republican party in Ohio got
another Jolt Saturday afternoon when
It's state central committee met at
Columbus to All the vacancy on the
ticket for governor caused by the
withdrawal Of Judge Dillon. At the
meeting the lines were closely drawn
between the Taft and Roosevelt fac
rtions, the former winning out by a
vote of II to 8 in their program Of
naming Gen. r. B. Brown, the Roose-
welt faction supporting Former Attor.
ney General Denman. Brown was the
convention nominee for lieutenant
governor. and resigned as such to &C.
cept the nomination for governor,
and the vacancy thus created Is to be
filled at another meeting Of the COM
mittee to be held Tuesday.
Right after the Taft faction had
put over Gen. Browns selection, Wal
ter Brown resigned as chairman of
the committee and as member Of
VIC tOiuihi'ttt duu diSO saw uOtiSc
that he would resign as national com
mitteeman. He was followed by Sc.
scretary Foster resigning his Office
and as member OF the committee
and then rapidly followed the resigna
tions OF the six other Roosevelt mem.
bers OF the committee.
II is announced that the Roosevelt
faction will place in the field candi
dates for governor and lieutenant
governor and endorse the balance Of
the state ticket and will also put up
a separate list of candidates for pres.
idential electors who are for Roose.
velt
And so the war goes on.
Wilson should have at least ESQ.,.
1000 plurality in Ohio.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1912-08-13
DOMINION LAWN BOWL.
ING TOURNEY

Toronto. Ont, Aug. 1.-THE annual
tournament of the Dominion Lawn
Bowling Association opened here to-
day with the largest and most repre-.
sentative entry list In the history of
the associations championship
events. Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton
and other cities have sent numerous
rinks. Visiting teams from Buffalo
and several other cities across the
border are here and Western Canada
is represented for the first time.