Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-20
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EVIDENTLY those legislative res
ignations had string to them.
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IT REMAINS TO be seen whether
Champ can make a noise Ike
Champion.
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FORTUNATELY tho croaRer is
conspicuous by his absence IN Albn-
querqne.
STRANGE. but no one has taken
up that argument about tho recall OF
Pilates decision.
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NO, THAT LECTURER was not
Hoch der Kaiser that you hear 30
much about,
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AS EDITOR OF u woman5 magazine
Doctor Wiley would make Eddie Box
look like newly picked amateur.
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CHARLESTON. s. c.. has a hOstelry
called The Hotel Bugg.' We refuse
to comment
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WOMAN IN now the full equal of
man. A woman has been sentenced to
the electric chair In Massachusetts,.
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III WE WE'RE some members OF
the legislature we should be strongly
tempted 10 hit other members of the
legislature upon The wrist.
A TEXAS man killed himself the
other day because a friend would not
match him for the drinks. Sensitive
lot those Texans
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THOSE GENTLEMEN with the fat
wads apparently didn't appreciate the
applause when Elfego clapped his
hands.
seven little governors
Calling for the Colonel:
Sounds to the receptive ear
Like a noise internal
THE SANTA FE investigation may
be depended upon 10 furnish a gOOdly
batch OF recruits for the Ananias
club.
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OF COURSE there win be a mum.
her OF irresponsible citizens who will
suggest that some Of these fellows I'm
the bathroom might have improved
tho occasion to use the tub.
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A HUNGARIAN doctor has succeed
cd in the delicate task of transplant
ing hair to bald heads. What 4 hit
We could make on ST. Patrick's day
we're Il possible to cultivate alfalfa
upon our denuded Uranium.
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Old Doctor Wiley
They speak OF so highly
Is no longer on the payroll;
He has told Uncle Sam
That he don't give a whoop
The health Of the peoples his goal.
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PROBABLY If Nick LOngworth had
, followed some Of the well known adj.
monitions OF his father.in.iaw and
the Colonel had six or eight grand
children, he wouldn't have any ambi-
ton to keep his hat In the ring
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ACCORDING 10 an exchange, a
man who stole a bath IN the public
fountain at Chattanooga threw up tho
/
looming. Why on earth should a man
taking bath swallow such an
article?
If MORE sensations follow, the
/ demand that Santa Fe get up TO date
and keep It's telegraph offices open az
night will develop into a clamor that
viii brook no denial. We never could
see the use OF the capital OF a great
state keeping village hours on its
wires, anyhow.
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HERE Is THE WAY Kansas
Paper duns It's subscribers: III you
have frequent fainting spells. accom-.
panied By chills, cramps, corns. bun.
ions. chilblains. epilepsy and iaundice
Is Is a sign you are not well, but
liable 20 die any minute. Pay your
subscription IN advance and thus
make yourself solid for a good obltu.
larry notice"
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The shamrock.
IL lifts So little leaflets up
or fresh ana vivid green;
No spriie that fits shro' Fairyland
Is dainiior. / ween:
Let others have the oglantine.
The pure anemone,
lI'u choose TO wear upon my heart
The emerald shamrock wee.
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All Excited.
see Bill Basehlt hasn't signed
AS YETI
That Captain Lynxoye with a find
Has met
SUCH items stir a fellows mind
You bet
| can't DER work In any case
Enthuse
I'm very busy with the base.
ban news.
What matters it IL / my place
May loser
Louisville CourieriJOurnal
footing.
II You toot your little to6ter
And then lay aside your horn
There's not a soul Az ten short days
viii know that you are born.
Tho man who advertlses
with a short and sudden Jerk,
j. the man y no blames the paper