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Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
AW0MANyO DISSERTATIONS


she has IL fixed in her mind that
matters are irremediable.
So she soaks a box of match heads
in water and drinks the solution; or
she turns on the gas or swallows the
caTholic acid that's kept in the medi'
cine chest.
Ninoty.nine times n hundred she
is sorry the moment she has done il.
The fright brings her to her senses.
And II some wise person could only
patent a method by which such a
woman could think she had committed
suicide and go through all the agonies
without achieving the result, she
would be a beneficiary OF society
The would-be suicide, as a rule.
thinks too much about herself. she
is a great selfpitier. She suffers in
tensely, 1t is true. But in most cases
she could cure her suffering, or at
least minimize Il. by taking more
thought of others sorrows, and by
filing her time with work that re
quired concentration OF mind and
body.
The busy woman who guards her
health seldom contemplates suicide.
She shuns an attack Of the blues
as she would any other disease.
When she feels a wave of solf-pity
rolling up she runs away from IL be
fore II can engulf her She looks at
the whole big tumbling world with
grin, and even though sorrow grips
her-real sorrow. mind you. not the
fancied kind-she stands up TO it like
true woman, remembering that she
is not the first to suffer, nor will she
he the last. and that she has no right
10 put more sorrow into the world
by her complaints or melancholy.
None OF us wish for sorrow. But
il is truth that those who have
known no heavy hours are not the
ones we love best: not those who love
us most nor those in whose sympathy
we find great comfort
The sweetest smiles. the heartiest
laughs. the finest understanding Of
our joys as well as our woes. come
from those who have been through
the Valley Of the Shadow-they know
how TO appreciate the best of life in
contrast to what they have borne Of
its crosses.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
WHAT If ALL ADVERTISING WERE
ELIMINATED

In the September Woman's Homs
Companion appears an interesting edi-
torial on advertising. an extract from
which follows:
Can you imagine what existence
would be like IL all advertising were
eliminated?
1T would mean more than the alb
sence Of advertising in the pages OF
periodicals and newspapers. 1t would
mean that the grocer would not have
his name or his business printed over
his door or on his window. The drug
stores would not display 4tse globes OF
colored water. The minister would
not announce the topic of his next
/ sermon, nor the midweek meetings,
from the pulpit. There wouldn't even
be sign posts at country CROSSROADS,
nor on the street corners in towns
and cities.
II you should visit a strange com
munity where there was no advertis.
ing whatever. YOU would realize how
absolutely dependent you are upon adj
vertising. II you wanted to 90 to
store. particularly the best store, no
one could direct you, fox that is ad.
g-word-to-mouth advertising,
which is sometimes as important and
rs valuable as any other Frankly. you
would find it practically impossible
10 live without advertising although
you might manage to exist after a
fashion.
a mere child could tangle us up
in about minute if his Unsuitable Gu.
Tiostty were directed TO advertising
To his first question we could prompt
ly and truthfully reply that a man ad
vertises to make money But for the
next logical inquiry. How does ne
make money by advertising?' the ans
wer isn't so easy. Possibly the childish
mind might be satisfied with the ex-
PLANTATION that advertising increase,
the volume; bat it is neither compre-
hensive nor final
You may follow it through ever so
many ramifications. and in the end
you win find that advertising pays
for the simple reason that it renders
a service to you and me and to the
man and woman next door.
The great agents Of civilization are
those Which save time and increase
the comfort and convenience Of peo-
! pie. These are the things that make
the railroad and the many applica-
tons for electricity-the telegraph
| the telephone, light, power-so enor.
mously valuable. Advertising belongs
/ in the same category. There is no way
of estimating its capacity for saving
/ time, for increasing comforts
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
BRIDE FROM SOUTH AFRICA

PITTSBURGH Pa, Aug. 22.-At a
large and fashionable wedding here
today Miss Kate de Villiers, whose
home is in PsarI, South Africa, be
came the bride of Henry Baldwin
Schwab Of New York City. The cere-
mony was performed az the home Of
MIS-. C. Curtis Hussey. sister-in-iaw OF
the bride.
The bride belongs TO a noted South
African family. being a cousin OF Lord
de Villiers. who was president OF the
convention that formed the Union Of
South Africa in 1910. Mr.. SchNab,
the bridegroom, is a Harvard gradu-
ate and a nephew OF Gustav II.
Schwab the New York banker. The
bridal couple win spend their honey
moon in the Alps and later will make
six months tour OF South America
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
ROOSEVELT AT JUBILEE

WILKEs-BARRE, Pa, Aug. "a
The celebration OF the silver jubilee
Of Rev. Father J. J. Curran, rector OF
the Holy Saviour Church Of this city,
took place today with Colonel Theo-
,dore Roosevelt .among the honored
guests of the occasion. Colonel Roose-
yeit and Father Curran have long
been warm personal friends. their ac-
quaintance dating back TO 1902. when
Fatzer Curran was one Of the party
that called on President Roosevelt
and asked him 10 interfere in the
great coal strike and help TO restore
peace in the anthracite fields.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
PRosPERITVs RETURN
CLEARLY MANIFESTED.

There is reason for the genuine
satisfaction that is heard voiced in
all quarters following the announce
ment by the companies of the dis
trict that on September new wage
scale for underground operatives will
become effective. 1t means more
comforts. more luxuries. the Oppor-
tnnity to save more for the men
it means an increase in sales for the
merchants, it insures an added pros
perity in this city and this district
Merchants estimate that il viii in
crease the pay roll Of the district ap-
proximately $4,000 a month. All
doubts OF the actual return Of pros
perity are now banished and even
The pessimist must admit that salient
fact. It also marks strengthening
Of the cordiaiity in the relations ex
listing between the companies bnd
their employees.
when metal prices melted awas
after the panic of,1so7 it was found
necessary to cut the wage scale 81
cents per day but at that time the
companies stated that with Is cen
copper the old scale would be re
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

stored. when prices advanced some
what voluntary increase was made
by the companies. Now comes an
other Increase and again II is vol
untary. No demands for wage in
crease have been formulated or pre-
sented The companies did not wait
for the is cent mark TO be reached
or passed. The present prices make
possible mining at good profits and
the companies instead OF seeking TO
retain all such profits willingly ard
of their own volition share them with
their employees. Not only have they
kept their promises of returning 10
the old wage scale when conditions
warrant but az the same time the
operatives have shorter hours for the
collar 10 collar law and the reduction
of hours for surface workers have
practically shortened each shift an
hour so that IL an hourly wage scale
is figured the men receive more than
in the DAYS Of 1867 The better
paid the employee the better his SER
vices and as he recognizes the fair
ness Of his employer so does RE
strive the harder Thus win the com
panies benefit as well as the men.
And still greater prosperity for the
Warren district is in sight II is
true that there is little likelihood at
the present time of large increases in
The number Of men employed. but at
Douglas vast sums are being spent
for smelter improvements by the
Copper Queen and the Calumet and
Arizona companies while the shat
tuck company is prepared TO build a
plant Of It's own. These smelter i'm
provements win care for a larger
mine output and to obtain this larger
forces must be employed. Thus is
insured a greater Bisbee. Further
the increased metal prices may be
counted upon 20 soon awake and re-
vive a general interest in copper
mining which viii mean the develop
ment of smaller properties that are
now idle Thus further additions
viii be made to the population Of
the district as more work is offered
IN mines that are now ndeveloped.
Bisbee's advance, checked for time
has been resumed and the advent OF
a period Of prosperity such as has
not been previously known may be
safely counted upon. All will enjoy
this condition and it is but right that
all should join in rejoicing Bisbee
after patient waiting and arduous
toll has come back TO her own.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

Uncle Ike Stephenson, U. S. sen.
ator from Wisconsin,, has given out
the secret OF his robust old age. 1t is
all due to the aloes pill
What's good for a horse is good
for a man." says the senator. when
horse is sick a veterinarian gives
him a PHI with aloes in it and he
soon gets well. For 80 years | have
been taking pill with aloes in 1t
once day and | have never suffered
from indigestion"
Uncle Ike is eighty-three years old,
and is still very boyish. He says he
thinks OF giving up his senatorial
toga and becoming a physician.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
HOW TO BE HAPPY

Don't try to get something for
nothing. About the only thing you
can get for nothing is a contagious
disease.
Find your pleasure in work and be
sure that somebody else does it.
start your son 10 taking lessons on
the slide trombone and then you will
get even with all the neighbors.
Have an encyclopedia in the
house. There is nothing more salts
factory TO throw at cats for you can
take about fifteen throws before you
run out Of encyclopedia.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
81 ON.TAE .SPVRa:9
( g OF.THEMOMENT
W by Roy K. Moulten. q

or wrong may be loyal, but he is also
a darn fool.
/ never heered OF a feller that wore
a one eyed-monologue in his eve suf-
fering from conclusion of the brain. Ii
would be impossible.
A minister's life is not a path of
roses when you consider all of the
poor sunday dinners he is obliged to
participate in during the course Of
a year.
There Is quite a lot of difference
between a fool and durn fool. The
latter win stay and raise the edge
on pair Of treys
Every Teller that learns how to run
a vacuum cleaner or an electric toast
er thinks he knows enough about ma
chinery to run the Lusitania or the
Twentieth Century Limited.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
EASY IF YOU KNOW HOW

Uncle Joe Cannon, that famous old
war horse, says there is only one
thing that worries him. He doesn't
know how to spend the time between
midnight and bed time. II is very easy
.if one only knows how. Here are some
OF the things Uncle Joe might do:
Read several chapters of a good
book with gilt covers and flexible
leather cover, which usually reposes
on the parlor table and is put in all
OF the hotel rooms by the Gideons.
Play a nice long game of solitaire.
Write q historical novel
Go on an automobile JOY ride with
party of cornwall spirits.
Sit down and eat three or four or
ders of lobster a la Newburg.
But the best place TO spend the
time between midnight and bedtime
Is in bed.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
FOOT GUARDS AT MONTREAL

MONTREAL; Aus. 2z.LThe govern
or's Foot Guards of New Haven.
Conn. one OF the Oldest and most
famous military organizations in the
United States arrived in Montreal TO-
day for a social visit Governor Bald
win and several other distinguished
men Of Connecticut are with the viz
itors.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

It is .ae general belief that the Chi
,s-se republic will get along all right
but the way to hurry it is for the
United states to recognize the new
government.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
This DATE IN HISTORY"

August %.
162S-George Nilliers. Duke Of Buck.
ingham, assassinated by John
FELTON,
l7Sf-State Of Franklin afteTward
Tennessee, was formed.
l793-For the third time in thirty
years the British captured POM
dicherry. the capital OF French
India.
1SIS-Perry's squadron sailed from
Sandusky for Put-in-Bay.
1S66-Treaty Of peace between Aus
tria and Prussia signed at
Prague.
lSS3-completion OF the Northern Pa
ciic railroad TO the Pacific
coast
1S9S-The United States and Canada
Joint High Commission met at
QJebec.
1911-President Taft addressed the
G. A. R. national encampment
at Rochester.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

The tendency towards paternalism
and socialism is evidenced by he re
port of the special committee ap-
pointed by Governor Harmon The
committee recommends state pen
sion for widows having children under
il years OF age. Fifteen dollars a
month for one child and 81 for each
additional child, The United states is
getting more and more like England
and Germany regarding SIS laws.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
government,

woodrow Wilson makes it clear in
his speech to the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
that the democratic ticket is the only
one that was not nominated by the
bosses. II the people are to rule their
only hope of so doing is through the
democratic party.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

Senior Diddap is the name OF the
man who is representing orozeo at
Washington. That name sounds like
a small boy talking TO a horse.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
SLIGHTLY MIXED

Chap about 10 wed was nervous;
To the young best man he cried:
Tell me, - Il Missionary
For fhe groom TO cuss the bride2"
September Woman's Home Gem
paaion.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

Arrangements are now being made
for trip by Woodrow Wilson to the
west Roosevelt also has made his
arrangements to visit the middle west
and the Pacific coast. But what's the
use of their wasting time? Hasn't
Chairman Hilles informed the world
that Taft will carry thirty-eight
states?
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
THE FAT MAN

] tell you when a feiler's fat
His friends all have a notion that
They've got a cali to criticise,
They pull a very CHASTITY sigh
And say he's surely goin' TO die
If he don't take some exercise.
They tell him he is gainin' fast,
Hes bigger much this week than
last,
And all that sort Of cheering new $.
They tell him he's a lazy lout
And on the way TO suffer govt
So personal are all their views.
They tell him he's got no ambish
And that il is theiE fondest wish
He wouldn't always eat so much
They say that, in this life to win,
A feller's got TO train down thin
And tell MIN he'll soon need a
crutch.
In theaters, the folks behind
Tell him he's cot an awful rind
To spoil their chance to see the
show
When on the car. he's got the sand
To take q seat while others stand,
They label him the ''bog" you know.
And when he goes TO buy a suit
The tailor says: You big galoot,
You'll pay just twice what Others
pay"
When he walks by, folks cry aloud:
"Oh, my there goes an awful crowd,
Must be q side show here today"
But still when all is said and done,
No matter If he weighs a ton,
No vain regrets will he allow.
He thinks that every skinny cuss
Is knockin' cause he's cnyious
The lat mans haDnN ANYHOW
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

That American who started a little
kingdom Of his own in Africa should
have been given medal and not been
killed by the Britishers. He probably
formed his notion of doing his stunt
from reading Rider Haggard's she
or some other book written by the
Englishman.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

1t is reported that the progressiyes
have decided to buy or start paper
in. Phoeniy II the progressiyes expect
to make the paper a success they viii
not make an organ out of it, but viii
print all the news and let the editorial
column do the political educating
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23
ACCORDING TO UNCLE ABNER

HNNCnCtF6 ~ ONNLE hbNEh
A patriot is a Teller that yells tor
the Stars and Stripes and then lodges
his taxes.
II it wasn't fer the collar buttons
and dresses that hOok up the back
there would be but very little profan-
ity heard in the world outside the
livery stables.
4 felior that votes a party ticket
all his life whether his party is right
Bisbee daily review., 1912-08-23

President Taft is looking after the
interests OF other countries in the
matter of canal tolls Doesn't he know
that he is supposed to look after the
interests of the country that is pay
ing him a salary? The other countries
can care for themselves without the
aid of Mr.. Taft
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-06-28
Governor Harmon
Named by Daugherty

Baltimore. Md. June EN-. A.
Daugherty, nominating Governor Jud-
son Harmon, OF Ohio, spoke in part
as follows:
In the last ten decades IN national
conventions ohio WAS only a RepublI-
can State. with no impressive voice in
Democratic counsels. To yeu to-day
Ohio pleads the right and prays the
privilege OF salutatlon from a Demo-
cratic Commonwealth. renewed and
rcgenerated by Ohio's great Democratic
Governor. who never lost a political
battle: VINO never led his party to de-
feat; who always carried It's banner TO
splendid victory; who transformed the
State from the dead sea of Republican
ism 10 the paradise ~ Democracy ana,
not b. any transitory issue. perma-
nently placed the State in the Demo-
cratic column, confirmed by decisive
numbers in two successive elections.
and firmly anchored there by mora
than 100, 900 Democratic majority: who
crushed and strangled the Republican
State machine. the most powerful and
the most corrupt OF modern days: who
cXac;s absolute honesty and rigid
economy in public affairs who has
purified tho public service IN OHIO,
driven corruption from Ats public life.
stimulated and upliftcd with new v!,or
under whose leadership Democracy In
Ohio mas become the protector and
cvanGcl OF tho aroused and dominant
moral sentiment OF It's peoplc-thnt
sentiment which Is tho onward and
upward and essential spirit of repre-
sentative government"
The speaker then reviewed tho
achievements OF the administration of
Harmon rs Governor OF Ohio. referring
y 80.
and revenue and workmcn's compea-
50 tion act:
The speaker said that progression is
the order OF the day. and that. guided
Sy Governor Harmon, Ohio has accom-
phshed more real and true progression
than any other Commonwealth and IL
has been along and within the boun-
dary lines of existing constitutional
provisions. FOR continued the speak
or. nc believes in the established In
s'itutions OF his country. has not los.
faith in representative government. and
is unwilling to exchange IL FOR tho
legends aud the fables or tho memo
Rails and the ruins OF so-cailcd .pura
Democracy
In concluding, Mr. Daughcr,y said:
Legitimate Industry Will not halt.
honest business will not trembl4. hut
one sluggish currents NJ commerce and
.'"'" "'1t ieip and Bound responsive
TO tho pulsat!ons OF 4 new If. when
ms nomination and election arc an
nounced. while trust and mononoI,.
then will know that their .ieatr-kneli
mas been sounded. Ohio now
names as your nominee for President
heT gifted and brilliant son Of ouint
dignity superb po!sc and spotiess nfe.
pte-eminent in leadership. in law. in
stat esmanship. in intellectual and
moral greatness. tho greatest Cover
no! in all her history. Judson Harmon"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-06-28
Marshall Nominated
by Benjamin Shively

Baltimore, June 27.-Senator Ben
jamin +. Shively. of Indiana. present
ing the name of Thomas r. Marshall
Governor of Indiana, for the presiden-
tial nomination, spoke in part as fol-
lows:
II speak for tho Democracy of a
state whose vote has carried the State
for every Democratic President in
augurated from James Monroe to
Grover Cleveland. Through all the
ninety-siN years of its statehood, as
Indiana has gone so has gone the
Union Whenever in all these years
Indiana has been won for the national
ticket the presidency has been won.
Whenever Indiana has been lost the
presidency has been lost.
Through her whole history Indiana
has been the country's centre OF po-
litical conflict. struggle. stress and
storm. and Is to-day the unfa'ltng
barometer OF national political temper,
political purpose and political fortune.
The candidate who can carry Indiana
for the national ticket can carry all
tho states necessary to the election OF
the national ticket
Though his official activities and
experience have been within the
the state. Governor Marshall has been
since his early youth a student Of all
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-06-28

/ the nomination of candidates for
President and a motion was adopted
under the gavel limiting nomination
speeches to thirty minutes and sec
,onding speeches to five minutes
When Alabama. the hrst state on
'he roll. was called the chairman OF
the delegation announced that William
b. Bankhead would speak. lie placed
In nomination Oscar V. Underwood.
Bankhcad concluded Il. 1l:lS p. NJ.
ana the Alabama delegates leapcd
cheering to their feet They were
joined by the Gorgians and other I'm
derwood delegates. Underwood ban
rers and Underwood pictures were held
lar aloft. The band played Dixie
While the Underwood demonstration
was on, Georgia delegate. Thomas j.
hrown' walked to the stage and re-
leased white dove of peace. The
dove seemed frightened by the lights
and noise and nuttcrei down to one
o. the clerks desks
Next. the Underwood forces started
a parade through the aislcs. two of
trem carrying little Miss Brewer. the
i"Artoen -year-old daughter of Gov
crnor Brewer OF Mississippi. at the
head of the line.
The Underwood ENTHUSIASM continued
ior twenty-siN minutes.
The call OF the states was then re-
sumed. Arizona yielded to Miss ouri. and
senator James y. Reed. of that state.
took the platform to nominate Speak
er Champ Clark. He VAS applauded as
he began.
Senator Reel concluded at 1925 and
a demonstration for Clark was !.Iine-
olately started and continued some
time.
The Clark demonstration which be-
1nS
minutes. quiet was restored at 1880 and
the meeting Of the platform COM
mittee at IL o'clock tomorrow was
announced.
J. 7. Robinson, Governor elect Of
Arkansas. then took the platform to
second the nomination of Clark
Robinson talked just five minutes.
california seconded the nomination
of Clrak. Colorado was passed Then
came Connecticut AMI Henry Wrda
NoEers' OF New Haven. took the plat
form TO nominate Governor simeon T.
Baldwin, OF Connecticut.
MT. Rogers finished his speech NOM
mating Governor Ba;ty-ui n; . a NJ
At the conclusion of Rosers's speech
the Connecticut delegation began a
demonstration for Baldwin. 1t lasted
but few minutes. The Baldwin ad-
hercnts We're not many but lusty-
unged ana while their dcmonstra-
tion lasted 1t was quite noisy one.
y large number OF the newspaper cor
respondents under tho direction OF n
cheer leader helped out the Baldwin
enthusiasts.
Al rs y. NJ. the call of the States
was resumed. Delaware Welded to
New Jersey. John w Wescott. of
that State, went forward to nominate
WoNernor Wilson. The Wilson peo-
pie did not wait for tho speech to
begin their demonstration. Hats were
thrown in the air. banners broke out
and there was a noisy din both on
the floor and In the galleries. One of
the Wilson banners was hoisted in
the Ohio delegation and read Ohio
gives nineteen votes for Wilson"