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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
HAND PAINTED CHINA

Fully ono hundred design plates to select
Yro::l Painted on che genuine b. S II. Linogese
C:!::.1, Special sale Offering. soc TO $780, Regu-
Iarly s1.CO $1,000.
Including. olive dishes, bon bOnS, spoon trays,
sou,porrs Jelly dishes, celery roll and biscnt Jars
syrup jars. powder and pun boxes, ra1naeOns,
pickle trays cucumber trays. mayOnnaise sets with
iad.cS to match cream bowls. cream and sugars
nnar4n:sIadc jars nat pin decevers, PIN comb and
br1.sIl trays. game berry sets. fruit SETS ice
C.-,,;.gl sets and chop sets Prices 4Oc to $1,000.
Hand painted and gold band cllocolate and
coffee sets, special 81 to $12 Regularly $3.50 to
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
To Hold a Bazaar.

The Ladies Aid Society of the
First Methodist Episcopal church
win hold a bazaar of plain and fancy
articles, cakes, pies, breads and
homemade candies from 1 until 10
p. M. Saturday, .Novem Der %, in a
store room of the McCarty building.
Ice cream. cake, chocolate and COT
fee viii also be served at usual
prices.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
RICH AMERICAN CUT GLASS

Never before In the history OF the glass
world has there beautiful and graceful
pieces in cut glass this year. And the prices
lrc at least 80 per cent less than cut glass has
ever been sold for. Shown here in greatest pro-
fusion or patterns and pieces. $500 olive trays
ut soc to the most elaborate portable lamp
$3.50 that sells regularly for $3.50.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
STATUARY

Fine and artistic statIIary in our Art Depart
mcnt has been great demand and we were alert
in the carly spring buying for the newest and
mos. graceful things on the market. and enough
to say we have them. Prices for small bust at
acc TO a large group Merchant OF Venus at SIC:
regularly $4,000.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
p0PUL AR DRESDEN WARE

It's beauty IS perennial shape and cOlOrinS
both contributing. subjects in the NapoIeOnic
and the 9Iare AntOinette periods epeCaIly Ht-
tr.sc4ivc Moderation price is feature in our
Dresden Ware. Prices range from spoon or
Owe tray nj $50 a large roll tray at $3.50 etc
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15

Tuesday evening the study depart
ment Of the Mareato Music Club VIII
meet with Mrs. Earl Speaker in her
home on Clay street at 8 o'clock The
topic for the evening. which viii be
led by Miss Cora Atehison, viii be
'.The Lives of Loewe and Schubert.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
Apple Social

There will be an apple social at
the home of Mr.. and MRS. c. H. Warne !
at Bridgeport Saturday evening under
the auspices of the Methodist Epis-
copai Sunday school. a musical por-
gram will also be rendered. All are
invited to go. Remember the date.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
Night wedding.

The marriage Of Miss Erma " King
to Mr.. James B. Delbridge was ceIe-
brated in the rectOry of the Inn
macuIate Conception church last even
ing at 1880 O'Clock. The Rev. Father
Kennedy officiated.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
JAPANESE WARE

Artistic in their powers OF Initiating the JsPa-
nose have gone. for Inspiration TO the wares OF
other countries. White and Gold, and delicate
tones contrast with gorgeous cOIorin&S IN their
wares in nearly All cases being hand applied.
I4-incIl vases $500: 12-inch vases $1aS-
CtIacr pieces Sc TO $500.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
Enfertains circle

Miss Sarah Mcdonald entertained
most pleasantly the East End SEWING
circle last evening in her home on
Florence street Fancy work was
the diversion and later refreshments
were served.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
Aid Society Meets.

A very interesting meeting Of the
Ladies Aid Society of the United
Brethren church was held last even
ing in the parsonage at stealey
Heights.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
lT1 IlE-l

resed After the ceremony al
70 tlle home Oe me brideGrom. EheEs
q sumptuoug supper was served, PIE
pared. presumably, with view to
- .erv the most hungry or the most
fasHdfouS guest This young couple.
3.as s nost of amends, who wish, them
joy and prosperity as they launch
their boat on the sea Of matrtmony-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
weekly Dance.

Quite number attended the weekly
dance given last evening in Hoffman
Hall and delightful program of
dance music was played by the Ca
denza orchestra.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
BRASS eANpEE sizes

Tic old Colonial Brass Candle sticks are be-
ing sought by all home makers. Ranging in price
81. go $780, for $500 to $500 grades.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
GOLD PLATED CHINA

Under this head will be found many OF the
ulItru-dainty pieces that go TO make up a hand
some table. Prices range from salt dip at 32c
to chocolate sets at $3.50. Regularly I0c to
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
Editor Married.

Announcement is received here
from Logan, this state of the mar
rage of the editor of the Logan
Banner there and Miss Lena Gross,
OF Virginia The editor formerly
published a newspaper at Lumber
| port and he was known here in the
latrical circles as he acted at one
time as advance agent for stock
company that filled engagements at
the Traders Grand opera house In
this city before its destruction by
IRE. The announcement accom-
panied by a good picture of the
bridegroom reads as follows:
Married
in Logan, West Virginia,
Monday. November the, eleventh.
nineteen hundred and twelve,
George A. Dean.
OF Michigan, and
sLena Cross,
OF virginia.
At home after November s, in Lo-
gan Banner building
Song Of the Hour.
Ny turkey, It's of thee,
Sweet bird Of cranberry,
OF thee I sing,
I-loye thy breast and wings,
Thy legs and other things,
Tay great and good stufdings,
Thy hayorings.
Let gobbles swell the breeze
And ring from al the trees.
Sweet turkeys song.
Let all mankind awake;
Let women freely bake;
Let all who can partake5
The feast prolong- Il
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
BRASS CHIMES

Brass Chimes takes back good many
years lD.,t arc more used today than $1.23
to $3.50 styles $500 to $3.50.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
$4,000 Worth at 20 per cent off
UNIQUE BRASS WARE

wei as our cwn country, has come Whut is un-
t.olbtcCIIy finest collection an this city Trays,
.JardinfcrSsS Vases Fern Dishes, Umbrellas Jars
selTsling sets Tobacco Jars. Tea Kettles, etc. In
plain inIaid, hand carved and hammered brass;
from 2S.c to SIG.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
CHOICEST DINNERWARE.

More tlan fifty different dinner patterns in
American. English, Bavarian, German and French
China to select from. Lovely Gold Bands, Con-
vcnfOHnl and Floral borders and the heavy in
Crrlstctl gold designs Prices $3.50 sets $3.50
ND TO $3.50 sets for $2CO.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
CTS AND ELECTRIC LAMPS

Gas AND ELECI hIC LAWFo
Nothing adds more 70 the beauty and COM
fort OF the library living tlIan3a nice pOr-
table lamp Throwing light the right place.
$3.50 for $3.50 grades up to rich hand carved
brass lamps at $50 for $G5 ones
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-11-15
To Meet,

were served.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

UNUSUAL INTEREST IN HOGS

During a visit 70 one of tn" l.t,1
Western State fairs this fan ] Nrt,f
with much interest the tcilar.~
which attracted the most a~ttvntttC
among farmers and their wives. t.
livestock exhibits were always So
dundee by crowds. but of these moro
interest seemed TO center IN the hn1s
than anything else. The hog r"t~
were always h center Of inten>.
interest and 50 great We're the croVa-
that at times it was almost imposes
bic 10 pass through the aislcS. NGer
OF this interest may be attribute (.
the fact thai the high prices for hvZ1
which have ruled for the past y"@.
or So make these animals the biggest
money maker on the farm. 80.
farmer aid TO me:
II have always raised hogs, b&t
never paid much attention TO irvc3S
before. lust raised q good Averages
animal. fed corn mostly, took what
the market offered and let it z" ~
that, but now. when ! see a fat n,
bringing from So to $40 and ,Ntn
j more, l have determined TO iIprru>e
/ my breeds. | find it costs no NOR 80
] feed a hog that will produce $50 tim
it does one hat sells for $1h, anC
therefore [ am down here at + t"i.
ready to invest a few hundred DO
lars in good breeding stock"
It would be interesting 70 know
whether the sales Of high class Slot
have been larger this Year than Csllf
but Judging from the intense in.es.sS
taken by buyers at this particular
fair, which was attended by as nanny
as $4,000 farmers in a single day. ]
should say that the sales Were largeE
than they have. been for many Yeats.
b. T.. l..
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23
NfEHTILI EGGS htti bI~''

large par. If the heavy loss rom
..,l .gf,e can bc obyi"ftd hy the pre-
anctinu If infertile cggS. inns mas
been demonstrated beyond q aouot
TX the investigations concerning ul'
m~prcyenen Of tn: farm egg Nhfch
curing the past tWo years hay" hePn
in the Middle West ny tn''
Bureau OF Animal Industry u lhe
Department, of Agriculture.
Secretary Wilson Of the Depart
men. Of Agriculture estimates that,
between the producer and the coz
SINNER. there il an annual loss o.
$4,000. 900 in \ ~ rroH y iHc
United States. the greater portion OF
which tails on the farmer, VINO is
Nv far III. largest producer. OF TINS
enormorlS loss. about ont-thlrd, or
$4,000, 900, is caused BY heat, when
d,N,lops the embryo Of the fcrClle
egg. causing what IS known 10 the
trade as 4 blood ring As 1t IS I'M
possihl. to produce = blood ilng
in ali inftrtilt egg. such an egg VII
stand q higher dcrrcc of tompera-
tura without serious deterioration
! than viii Il fertile egg.
Tie secretary say that II farmers
and other engaged In the p~roCnctlor
o, .ycs would market their male
birds as soon as the Matching sfasoi
. X over. = barge saving would lie made
rs practically every lnfeTtlic egg
would grade d first or second ii clcaI
and promptly marketed.
E-o more simple or efficient ilcthot
for ~" Improvement Of the egg sup
Ply ot the country could be adopted
than the p~roductior OF inYer'ilc eggs
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

|.<eIN lnijiler should ht, retlni} cd To
y ash his hands before uii1hinI. and
h. Sl1oeili wash The udder OF the COW.
There Is no expense TO that, bat it
makes 4 lot Of difference IN the milk.
Many dairyI3rn are losing money be-
cause the windows III their barns arc
so small thu cows have not the ply
sirt? tj@pr IT, give good milk.
POOR facilities for cleaning the
barns az" Responsible for increasing
milk harterta. Your milk should get
10 the city with less than 5000 bac-
terra to til, cubic r~entinleter. IN New
York the bacterial score Of every
dairNluan IS kept and a bonus is given
daily to the MIN whose milk has the
lowest number. DR.. ". 4. Evans,
Chicago.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

lu.,..t pit.u Nuu,!ltr than the head ~
ordinary rIr. In" female. OK
"ept tor :. few hours l~iGnltdiatclN after
fiIth. lives l,"ir4th u bard. NaHH
ac;'lc "IrN consequently is W"!l protect
rd.
TEr .at" 81 inr!ras. is VERY great
and from Il single, uuirst"tinn thou
sends: uiut, }nnhNAnds IL individuals
:n:sA d,rclnii III u H"a>ort AID The tree
u',sv 1trornr literally covered from
,br !THnl Ia the uEt,rr:,,st branches
~ two or thrcr years. The nung
~c:tl,s 4rr Hllitt<h III color. bnl iat.r
in.r iur, ,ttrk aud are t>ard II Ills
l~uu-uist from tn. bnti.. i j. difficult
'u ituji thu s.;,!as uT =. trc,. ~ the ht-
"}nujE@ ot :n ini.Etatn"u. tpr they are.
~ course. l"u in nl'ttt"r tnd very
-rIf,li, hut i:.3er. Wbru III" insect he
.ruln~ abundant. the r.nrl;,S assume
IA -eh-"l.tl color au4 present q sclrfv
anrtaranr..
Eyrry purchaser 81 fruit trees
,p"t,lA ,."m41G Mat hi& trees be ac-
"rrnp:ni"tt IS /" certificate OF inSprr-
ti"'i won: a competent r~ntonlolosist
t" "" effect th@t they are tree from
%S':tlo, au1 b.. Shplld also demand q
,~orn statement that his trees have
l,-, II f~u1ni&Ated with ~hydrrcyunic acil
So. Thc EGytr should, .tl:., examine
"a ti",S nims.lf te?v carefully for
III. scale aud DESTROY infested ones.
II. Ate, ti,.s,. precautions, the insect
utonm.s present in u rrhar spT.ay
WIN "a. Bmc-S.t-suhphor ,nixturc
j., making IN. w:1h III, fnrronls
tor which j. % pounds nujc} lime !,
IA. sgl.h.r "a ~. 1T ra,l,o. 81
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23
THE. BOYS CAN NOW REST.

Ehr.. farmer bows III Wisconsin
or, in high glec OVER the success Of q
scheme perp"tratcd by one who had
turned og.i to him = brokrn-down
p~honn2raph. Relying on the phono-
graphs mission in life, they called
into the machine. Cone, Boss: come,
Boss Turning the machine: with its
tare toward tht pasture ii Was start
ed. The cows came home without
Sc much rs hcsjtating, and the "re-
peat pr f'urln4llCtS are now the Chl,t
entertainments If the n~ciEhborEooi.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23
TIE SII1O CONTAINS THE F1.Fp-
ING VALUE.

Those farmers who have never
stabbed the silo question naturally 10
not know how much money they are
losing every Year in their feeling
operations. No man who buys steers
TO fatten can afford to be without
the Silo.
II is ) poor corn field tina will not
Yield an average of from ten 20 ',fteen
tons of green cor per acre. If his
IS cut into Stage il will make a sn:C
profit 1T present prices Of cattle 1t
from $50 to $34 per acre.
II has beer, demonstrated %cor.lu-
siVcly~ that silege fed steers bring
more money on the big market than
those tina are fattened on whole corn.
1t is also a fact we'll known to .:y-
perienced feeders that silage saves
grain and hay.
II Is true that cOrn fodder contains
under chemical tests more protcinx
carbohydrates and fattening material
than silage, but the fact remains ghot
steers do not get all Of the berc'll
from corn fodder while about e. fy-
! thing that Is valuable as fed Is con-
sumed in the silage.
Then, silage being quite buky II j.
an excellent feed. gwen in connection
with ground grains n heary meals
as II aids greatly in their digesiiun.
Another thing: steers like silaec.
it tastes good to them ard they eat
it with avidity.
4 steer prefers silaye 10 dry corn
fodder Just as 8 boy p7afc,s pic IL
dry corn bread, but in the case OF the
steer the silage Is better food for hi,.7
than the pie is for the BOY.
Ilace sllage and dry cora fodder
before q bunch of steers they VII
hot touch the latter u:til they have
entirely disposed OF the first. 'Chis &.
an important factor i, feeding, be-
cause p~alatability aids to digestive
Qualities Of feed, and the more ;, -. .r
ulses's the more "a, viii ia, on.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

Nrs- Thomas Douglas. of Hon.bt,r
Mo- was attacked by :, hull ,-h;1'
passing through q field. Sho r,. =
ne ahlslai with s long hat pin. aonse
ms us eyes hut was li1svr lnoc,asa
''Nh aHd sored until she diad
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

II ah experiment u Philadelphia =
sulne.t pig died L hours after i, was
with frozen eggs =
oeaiei from whom the eggs were oh
.aineo was arrested on the charge
that he had been SELLING frnz.
that have been remoycd fr,- 80
shell and disposed Of 10 harars ~
thaW cat The i HHo
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

\ rev farming is being developed
- NaiiIorhla, that Of gathering sea-
weed Last year 500. coo worth Of
rhs crop Was shipped to China as
1000 Tor oxen. sheep and pigs
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

Atpies TO be stored in the cellar
should be placed gently in tn. bin
"i.nout my a~brasions OF the skin. :
Ilns hoie VIII admit Of fungus which
viii "anse them TO rot.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

Nc branch Of husbandrv now pur-
>1tu oierS better opportunities for
piulI's lor the noun of money in
,ss',H ana the nj expended than the
production Of hogs. -
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23
Comparative Cotton statement

New York. Jan. 1a.-For the w,ek end
iny Friday, January 10Th:
Net receipts at all {. $. Doyts
during weck Representatives,. "il,7a1
->tt receipts 4 all I. s. ports same
Heek iast year ................. coS.411
~ ~ 1F''ipte since september list &, ltG, Gil
lotai receipts to same date last
80 G.774. 24S
Np,.H ~. iHt week ..:...-.. 421 $50
49,. Ut same Wek last Near. ZSl.316
49, .Apoft> since September 1st. q. 231 $50
,nL tAprI'S same date last year. !. HOS 5S
81" So q ~ ! 41te,i states ports ..i.316. 1893
60" ~ .''ht last Year ..........1.0 25 .498
go " ) az ihter1or towns -. 1924
c,n' az year ............... 49,. 1Sd
g.. LI'etpooi ..-.-.......... WI 600
STOCK Al Liverpool same time last
s.aI $50
~n.h . American nhoat for Grear
hfla'n same time last year :. 2f3, 600
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

~ garden fifty fee,
f"f any average family.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

Nc matter what the change IN
temperature IN the atmosphere may
DE, the tenn Dtr1turr OF trtart 70,
"h9rnlnG must be- kept :tbpnt -
Stni', winter and summer
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

The horses of Norway are chunky
.,itl@ animals about 90 inches in
height. hardy and gentle and very
strnnG. The average price for : e.,,i
WORKING horS. Is from slao tns2on
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23
Farmers Have Gone tn school.
81. J.. Mct.arllern in Red Springs
t~itiZen.)


The }soca, tlill plan for the %r.tillc-
ton OF the cotton acreage is soon to
be submitted IT. our farmers for their
consideration. 1t Is 4 promise TO re-
uuca last years acreage 25 per cent
and TO plant not more than 80 Der
cent IL cotton. Of the many differ
tnt plans suggested at the New Or
leans convention, The Rock Hill plan
was agreed upon as The one most
possible. True Patriotism, we think
ought 10 iTnpcl every farmer 10 ioin
IL ana make this movement q success.
We all realize that something must
be done 10 protect our interests if
We cNpcCt 10 continue the cultivation
or the plan. N.S, YOU might reply.
nut VIII tn farmers agree to stand
together The haven't heretofore.
r viii they do il nov? 1t tickles
the outside at tn. mention Of such
d thing as farmers sticking together.
hut my dear sirS. the farmers have
gone IL school ,"c.ntIy-the hest
school IL tI- Norld-the school If ex-
peritnce. aud CON il hey don't sticl
together, they :rt Is SIX, bbier 81, thar
We take Thorn To fa. II. is a hard
beaded I1an generally. 3nd II you take
nm. right Nunll rot he di:sa appointed.
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1912-01-23

III E.ftnctS al tllis ant own
3ad "i'-raf. ii zig meat parking
l~'laHt@. Tn. m:ul,er$ OF the Farm
rrs !snion IN the South own and
operate $40 manufacturing plants
g various kinds and the American
Society al Equity owns 1900. The
sruwth ri these c~o-uncratiye pEnfs
IS the most hoJefli sign for he
hNcrirIn f3rnatr.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-08
Daddy Bedtime
G. The Gray Mouse
DtOI - That Was Friends
With the Cat

~ VELYN had wondered If cats and mice weree ver friends.
Sure not siy!' said Jack.
Once upon a time" said daddy, "a nttie gay Gus and a big
gray cat became very great friends Nousie had sharp ears and
when o took a notion to lick the cream off the milk pans in the datry it
was useful to have MouHe keep watch at the door.
while Tom was asleep Mousie could prowl about and see if the cook had
left anything uncovered in the pantry OF on the cellar shelves.
Inc when Tom awakened he could hurry down and have a bite while
Mousie tool care to let him know in time to get away unseen in cae any n
came. along.
when winter comes I'll take car of you, Tom promised Mousie You
won need to go about tin the cold looking for food. I'm going to mt SON
thng away for both of us o eat then!
One day Tom found a jar of potted meat He wasn't hungry, so he said
to Mousie:
here e put this away for winter Where shall we store MY
81 Tom put the meat away in a dark corner of the church cellar behind
q pile OF odw wood, and the two went home very happy.
well, tn next day after he had found the meat Tom was q trae unorv
HI managed to pick up something, but o his way home he thought he would
just try tn pc of meat IN the church cellar to find out if it vas al good as II
looked II a delicious, nj Tom as licking his chops when he rot home.
whats that o n your whiskersT Mousie asked as Tom wbhhed off snecp
OF the meat that still chung to them.
Don't bother me- answered Tom GROSSLY. p
a notion to run over to the church cellar and take a look at that
Mousie said N evening as she waited for Tom to con aboma
5 crept owe very quietly, and when she got u O. ton of tho no ~.
wood looked down at the jar there was Tom cleaning ta porv loo 800
Of meat out of it, '' speeA
"Oh, Ton! she cried. oh, Tom, how could your
L started. When he say who vas looking at him he was anerv
"G-rf! u groWed, the made a spring at the mouse sd ou;cL o..
wink be had gobbled her up. 4NA a"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-08
"a NND
HOWE RALKS
ny nAnP p -
When Dolly Dresses
ny q ~ pP "a PA


forget W e are going to the e00d"ins' dance '0n'sn' ''
Jon The n ~ tdeaI" exclaimed Dolly "As If I'd forget that! Didn't L
" get a new dress for Sd Mr s,on how long it take. o to dress"
Don't worry" bhtbely replied Dolly Tn be OF time"
when there's a train to CATCH sao '0n' ""u' 'ee"
minute makes a big difference" 4ur
Don't begin to hurry me o or youn lave me All nervous p"DN'
responded Dolly ro
About an hour later John called upstairs, "Are you ready? It'll pretty
near time o start"
In about ter minutes John called again, Better hurry"
Elm a minute" un
Five minutes licked BY Then John went up How're you making fT
aJust AZ soon as I get this dress fastened. Here, Kid, hook me up"
The Kid went at the task Gee" he exclaimed. I'm glad III "
woman. Where do you begin, motherF
"You hook it up the middle first; then there's a piece hooks wei 's
eide, and then the lace hooks veg hat"
The KID stood appalled,
Here, let me-" said John
he manfuny tackled it.
to get rnted into clothes! We might as well give u that train"
"oh, {. Hurry Just hook it any old way and car finish it when l
you can't go o. the train split pen down the back like a locust" said
John, wrathfuny, 4 don't want people making remarks about my wife"
Gust hook 1t here and there" said Dolly, almost in tears Il wouldn't
miss that party for anything" -
@You ought to have commenced to dress earlier. You new how long
1t takes you"
q did begin in plenty of time But my hair wouldn't GO up right and
things got tied into hard knots and everything went wrong -
There" said John, anishing with a pull I'M a slap 4 guess lat Is
right Now hurry"
~oh, I forgot my handkerchief Run, Kid, and get me o Tia ssAt
hand top draves"
me KID scurrred back
-oh. where are m y gloves! John, dear, please! The glove box o n the
ehtronier"
John went up the stairs, two az ~ time.
AS TREY neared the station they heard the roa of the coming train
They climbed into the "a breathless.
az wonder If have everything" said Dolly. "Do I look all rght7"
Sweet as a peach" said John, dropping into a seat. But I do wt9
soud be on time"
II do hurry all I can" contrney said Dolly.
~Yom dress Is all hooked wrong" remarked one of the women to Dolly
In the dressing ROOM Let me FIJI It."
-Oh, thanh you never can fasten 1t right"
Neither can l" responded the woman alphabetically.
Ba,A.+~ /1z