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The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
suNsURN SHOWS HEALTH.
Outward Evidence That Body Is In
Healthy State.

The sun burned face is regarded as
an indication OF health, says the Lam
Get and there are some persons who
feel that the money spent upon holi-
day has been we'll spent If they come
back sunburnt
This view is in general justifiable'
since the sun-burned face implies that
the individual has been exposed TO
fresh. healthy. and open environment
to surroundings that Is to say, which
have reacted upon him in way
which routine fails 10 90. II is true
that nowadays the mere pigmentary
effect Of the sun upon the skin can be
readily initiated by employing the
chemical or violet rays of the
electric light, and in particular the
rays Of the quartz mercury lamp; and
so. if all the result required of holi-
DAY was merely a burned face,
this could be done in the space Of min
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

Some time ago much attention was
attracted by the Milwaukee young
man whose reformation was to be
brought about by surgery. He was
in prison at Green Bay for burglary
Physicians, however. after an inves-
tigation, declared that his dereliction
was due to the fact that fragment
Of bone pressed against his brain.
This was removed, the operation was
pronounced successful and he was re-
leased. But sad to say he promptly
committed another burglary A sec
ond investigation showed that the sill
yer plate that had replaced the bone
was imperfectly adjusted. This was
set right and again he was released.
Now. after a year of straight living
he has again been arrested, this time
charged with stealing from his en-
ployer.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

question, she, decided proper punish
ment of the combatants. and told them
10 remain in their seats after the 9TH
ers had gone. She remembered some
thing she wanted 10 say 10 little
boy who did not take part In the az
fray, so she turned TO him and said
Now. in the meantime, Guy
Il wasn't in IL, Miss Martin" Guy
Interrupted hastily.
Wasn't in WHAT" asked Miss Mar
tin.
why, in the meantime" said the
S-year- educational Monthly
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

state Senator w Frank James has
the honor of polling the largest num-
Der of votes In the recent primaries
in Houghton county as shown by the
report of the board OF canvassers. he
receiving total Of 5,593 Considering
the fact that MT James had no oppo-
sition, which often works in such cases
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
TOWN IMPROVEMENT.

Kind sir" remarked the husky
hobo as he aprcachcd the leading citi-
zen, "you have very likely heard ot
and are undoubtedly interested in this
wonderful new plan for the municipal
beautifyihg of cities -but--would YOU
manifest your interest in substantial
way?'
las how" inquired the leading citi-
zen.
Would YOU, for instance contribute
directly to the cause 20
Il don't quite get YOU" was the re
sponse
well, a dollar would buy me a
ticket out Of town" responded the
frowsy one"-Chapin's News Letter.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
THE LAWYERS KNEW.

Wichita lawyers are yet talking
about the way Wallace b. Baker who
was found guilty in the district court
Of selling mortgaged property. showed
his ignorance of married life. The
prosecuting attorney was trying To
show that Baker wasn't married. He
asked Baker the following questions:
Did YOU ever send your wife any
dresses?"
Yes, | sent her four dresses"
What kind of dresses did YOU send
herr"
Il sent her one good dress and three
common ones"
How much did you pay for the
good dress. Mr.. Baker,"
"Oh, l guess about $3.50"
The lawyers put Mr. Baker down
then and there as an unmarried man
and q poor guesser.-Pittsburg Chron-
icle Telegraph.
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The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

to cat down the vote % the candidate
because of the belief of friends that
his se>coss Is assured anyway, IL is
q ane endorsement % his record in the
legislature. The senator has good
reason 10 feel proud OF this expression
oi confidence on part OF the voters
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

Senator Cummins Of Iowa says ne
is for Roosevelt. but against the third
party.
But Roosevelt IS the third party.
and If Cummins votes for him he
votes for the third party
Yet lie is against the third party
and since Roosevelt is the third party
he must be against Roosevelt. Still,
he is going to vote for Roosevelt. who
Is the third
Maybe it's all clear TO Cummins
Others may find it dificult-Duluth
Herald
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

the keeper, who are you to be givin'
me ordersg"
II am CHIEF Justice Russell of the
court of sp@cial sessions" was the
answer.
''Thatll be about all" said the keep
er wearily. We've got three of YOU
in here now Why don't you call your
self George Washington. there's only
one OF him."
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

Judging from the trouble a certain
strenuous individual is having, re
ouirements for membership in the An
anias club are more strict than mere
tofore. or can It be that the waitins
list is filed?
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
IN THE MEANTIME.

There had been row at recess time
and Miss Martin had 'called In all of
the pupils and had . sort of school
court. which lasted until time for the
school to be dismissed The trouble
had started with some of the Older
boys in misunderstanding over a
game. After hearing both sides Of the
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

While Ishpeming and Negaunee are
fighting it out for the lron-Copl'eI
Baseball League championship. Calu-
met fans will be content with making
Narquette's burden Of defeats a little
harder TO bear.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

A Chicago woman has requested
that the courts force her husband to
ramain home of nights With the
average man it would take more than
a court injunction to do that.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

1t should be understood, however
that Great Britain is willing enough
20 permit the United States TO oullu
the Panama canal as long as II can
dictate how this country shall run IT,
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
The Milwaukee County Hospital
SCHOOL FOR NURSES.

SCHOOL FOX NURSES.
offers 10 a limited number of young
women an excellent course In the
theory and practice OF nursing
Applicants should be between the
ages Of p and 35 years. have a good
English education and be OF good
moral character. Monthly cash allow
ances after the probationary term.
Application papers and bulletin of in
formation sent on request. Address;
Milwaukee County Hospital
School for Nurses.
WAUWATOSA, WIS.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

The Progressives can't agree in New
York and now there is talk of organic
inc stil another party. Former Lieut.
Gov. Woodruff is quoted as saying
that If the Progressive party could De
formed in two months he guessed ne
could form another in two months
quite right.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
FreCkIe-Face
New Remedy That Removes Frsoklss
or Costs Nothina.

N~es~ '"ehliUHs
Here's a chance Miss Freckle- Faes
to try a new remedy for freclles win
the guarantee OF areliable dealer that
1t VIII not cost YOU a penny unless IL
removes the freckles, while II IL does
give you clear complexion, the ex-
pense is trifiing.
Simply get an ounce OF othine-don-
BILE strength, from Eagle Drug Store
and one nights treatment will show
You how easy 1t Is to rid yourself Of
the homely freckles and get a beautiful
complexion. Rarely is more than one
ounce needed for the worst case.
BE sure to ask Eague Drug Store for
the double strength othlne, as this is
the only prescription sold under guar
antee of money back II it fails 20 re-
move freckles.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

col. Roosevelt says that the reform
he wishes to bring about will take
afty wears We We're very much IN
hopes tnat he would have the joo
done few years before that and
give some of the younger men OF the
country a chance to tackle something
themselves,
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

Nine leaders OF the Jackson prison
disorders were hogsed yesterday The
Detroit Journal must have WINGED al
every stroke
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

The Progressive party has been apt
" dubbed The Democratic Ala SO
ciety"
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

Dangerous criminals cannot be made
20 behave by gentle slap on the
wrist
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
this is MY esTH BIRTHDAY"

Yves Guyot, noted economist and
former minister of France, was born
at Dinan, France. September 6, lSiS.
After holding various public offices he
was appointed a member of the Tirard
ministry in 1889. Previously, as a
municipal councillor, he attracted a
great deal of attention by his attacks
ON the prefecture of police. These cost
him six months in prison but ultimate
IN resylted i'm the resignation OF the
prefect of police. Mr.. Guyot Is probably
the best known publicist in France.
He has been connected with various
newspapers, among them La Lanterne,
lie Rappel and lie Steele. He has pub
lished number of works on economic,
political. and municipal subjects, as
well as several satrical romanees.
Miss Jane Adams, the noted social
reform worker who has espoused the
cause of Col. Roosevelt SO years old
today
Melville +. Ingalls,, noted railway eX-
ecutive. 20 years old today
James X. Hackett. well known actor
and manager 43 years old today,
Gen. Sir Archibald Hunter, famous
British soldier and administrator, 81
years old today
William +. Cox, representative II
Congress Of the Third Indiana district
.s years old today.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

Politics are politics the world over
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

Some people practice economy. but
neglect TO learn IT,
People always find fault with the
things they get Tor nothing.
The trouble with practical jokes is
that they are seldom practical.
A man may fool his wife with re-
gard to his brain efficiency but ne
can't fool anybody else.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06
GUIDING Her THROW Alright.

man who, with his wife, is en-
ployed on a farm In Shropshire. says
London Answers, recently found him
self in bad predicament whom. IN
attempting 10 evade the onsaughts
Of savage, dos, assistance came In
the shape of his wife.
When the woman came up the dog
fastened his teeth in the calf # her
husbands leg and Was holding on Tor
dear life Selling stone in the road
the wife was about to. hurl il, when the
husband, with wonderful presence
of mind shouted:
Mary Mary Don't throw the
stone at the dow, Throw it at me!"
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

It is never too often to kiss pret-
" girl.
The Calumet news., 1912-09-06

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 1912.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

ny, but ! tell them Of my good friend,
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, and that there will be no back
ache and bearing down pains for them Il
they will take 1t q have. am scarcely
ever without it in the house.
81 will say also that think there b
no better medicine to be found for young
girls. My eldest daughter has taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound for painful periods and irregular.
ity, and It has helped her.
81 am always ready and willing to
speak . good word for Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. tell every
one I meet that ! owe my health and
happiness to your wonderful medicine. q,
Mrs. J. G. JOHNSON, Scottville, Mich,
RID. g.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, made from native roots and herbs,
contains no narcotics or harmful drugs,
and today holds the record Of being the
most successful remedy for woman's ills
known.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
Carrying lt Too Far.

Scientific management. like any
other good thing. may b carried to
excess"
The speaker was r. Marriott
Thompson, the San Francisco scienti.
&c management expert. He continued.
says the New York tribune:
I'VE scientific managers mustn't 90
~ far a. Hustler went.
"Hussler was the proprietor Of .
tremendous factory where scientific
management had reduced the mo-
tons Of every hand from 500 to II.
Hustler attended q very fashionable
wedding one day. . wedding where
the ceremony was performed by q
bishop. assisted by . dean and q
canon. and In the most impressive
part of the writ Hussler. overcome by
his scientific management ideas. rush
ed up to the altar and pushed the
bishop and canon rudely back.
Here, boys he said. ones quite
enough for q little Job like this"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
Accorded Full! Title.

One of the New York representa-
tives In congress tells OF social
function In an assembly district po-
litical club on the East Side. whereat
the chairman OF the entertainment
committee acted as master OF cere.
monies.
The chairman was very busy intro
ducing the newly-arrived members of
the club to the guests. who included a
number OF municipal officers. The
representative mentioned was pre-
scented In a way to halve his official
honors with his wife. as The Honor.
able and Mrs. Congressman Blank"
Next came a couple who were not
known to the master OF ceremonies.
but, after receiving the correct name
In whisper, he announced:
Mr.. and Miss. Inspector OF Hy-
drants, Faucets and Shopworks Ca
Isey."-Lippincott's.
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REPORTED BY THE CROUCH
Here the Original Hiram J. Tells Of
HE Attendance At Q Country
"Functlon.~

Having nothing else to do" re-
marked the old codger. II attended
. function while I was over at Tor
pidville the other day. The AFFAIR
was held In . dispirited grove at the
end OF . road In which every time
q horse popped down his foot the dust
shot up In the air like . skyrocket
A band was playing without the
Plightest remorse. A statesman, with
neck ~ wrinkled ~ . pickle. dron-
ed forth redundant nonenities with
put end. A sad and rickety merry.
Eo-wabble wound round and round
10 the sound Of its own plaintive pee
ble-deedle. In . tipsy pavilion Q
foarss person was endeavoring to sell,
n braxsn defiance Of the pure food
Snd drug act. what looked alarmingly
9ike horned toads fried in axle-grease.
A gentleman In q striped tent near
by hoarsely stated that he preferred
TO eat snakes at ten cents per SER
pent. There was the usual balloon
which seemed perfectly willing to do
anything but 90 up. Scattered around
through the festal scene were Q few
old soldiers. grumbling: q smattering
Of farmers. also grumbling: sundry
honest voters. likewise grumbling;
and various other folks. nothing
about whom IL worth mentioning ex-
cept that they. too. were grumbling.
II may have been . reunion. q fair. .
rally, . picnic, or what-not: but what
ever they CHANGED to call It: twas an
excellent example Of one of our most
cherished institutions. City
Star.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
WELL PEOPLE TOO
Wise Doctor Gives Postum to Con-
valescents.

A wise doctor tries to give nature its
best chance by saving the little
strength Of the already exhausted pa
tient, and building up wasted energy
with simple but powerful nourish-
ment.
Five years ago." writes a doctor
II commenced to use Postum In my
own family instead OF coffee" OTIS
. well-known fact that tea Is Just as
injurious as coffee because II contains
caffeine, the same drug found In cof-
fee.) II was SO well pleased with the
results that had two grocers place
It in stock. guaranteeing Its sale.
II then commenced to recommend It
to my patients in place OF coffee, as a
nutritious beverage. The consequence
10, every store In town is now selling
Il, % II has become a household Ne
cessity In many homes.
I'm sure prescribe Postum as oft
IN a. any one remedy In the Materia
Nedica-in almost every case Of indi-
eestion and nervousness I treat. and
with the best results.
"When I once introduce II into q
family, Il IL quite sure to remain.
shall continue to use 1t and prescribe
e IN families where ! practice.
IN convalescenoe from pneumonia,
typh01d fever and other cases ] give
& . 3 liquid. easily absorbed diet
Yea NY uDe my letter as references
any way you zee fit." Name given by
Porfum c.. Battle Greek. Mich.
IooA AFho Road to Wellvil,e." b
- ~Ihogob . reason"
80 - ohove letteRs A neW
- S1rpSS1I NJ tine % t1Do. TAey
- G61o, ~ aoA tim % h1naa
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
Really Had Best Of Il.

John Burroughs is well known a.
one Of the foremost of nature writer's
In this country. Some time ago he
visited his brother. Eden Burroughs.
who lives In the Catskills, at q place
called Hobart. The two brothers went
fox hunting together. The honor Of
the hunt came to Eden, who shot the
only fox. II SO happened that fox
skins were worth Ave dollars at that
time. and the successful Nimrod took
much pride In telling how no got the
better of the sage Of Slabsides. Later.
In boasting to a few friends about 1t
in the presence of his brother. John.
he was interrupted BY. you have
Dragged about that fox hunt long
enough. You shot the fox. sold the
skin and got Ave dollars. ! wrote Q
little account of the hunt. and got
SIS from the magazine which publish
ed It So there you are!"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
The Other Way Round,

A good little story. long current in
England. is just now gaining Ameri'
can circulation. 1t has for leading
characters Rudyard Kipling and Doro
thy Drew, Mr.. Gladstone's little grand
child. Kipling was visiting Hawar
den. and. being fond Of children, de
voted himself to little Miss Dorothy
until her anxious mother expressed
the hope that the child had not beer
wearying the great author.
"Oh. no. mamma" spoke up Doro
thy, before any one else had a chance
to say anything. but you have nc
idea how Mr.. Kipling has been weary
ing mel"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
Case of Mistaken Identity.

Case Of Mistaken Identity.
President Taft was out for his aft
ernoon walk In Washington one day
when flaxen-haired little girl ran out.
IN front OF him, held up her finger.
and exclaimed. In a shrill voice:
Il know who you are!"
The president, thinking 1t not at all
unusual that she should possess this
Information. but willing to crafty her.
asked:
well, who am II"
Jaw" she said teasingly, you're
Humpty Dumpty."-Popular Maya
zine.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
CHILD'S FACE ALL RED SPOTS

$50 N. 9Th st.. Terre Haute. Ind
my little nephew, . boy Of four
years, had q breaking out on his face.
It was little red spots at first. then
he would rub and scratch and water
blisters would form, and wherever the
water would run another would come
until his face was covered with them.
He would cry and fret. His mother
got some medicine. but It did not do
any good. He would scream and cry
and say It hurt We hardly knew him.
his little face was all red spots and
blisters. So I begged him to let me
put some Cuticura Ointment on them.
The next morning I made q strong
soap suds with Cuticura Soap and
washed his face In the warm suds.
The little blisters burst by pressing
the cloth on them. After I had his
face washed, put the Cuticura ONT
ment on and In q short time his little
face was all red and dry. I kept using
the Cuticura Soap and putting on the
Cuticura Ointment and his face got AZ
well and It did not leave Q scar. He
was entirely cured in about one week
and . half" (Signed) Mrs. Arthur
Haworth. Jan. 10, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free. with sap. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept L. Boston"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

etaDleCOmpoun0o ana
Sanative Wash have
done me. I live on .
farmland haveworked
very hard. I an
forty-fve years old,
and am the mother
Of thirteen children.
Many people think
it strange that I am
not broken down
with hard work and
the care Of my fam.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

Instructive.
so you took your wife to the base
ball game?
YES" replied Mr.. Meekton-
did she enjoy it,"
"Only part Of It She thought they
wasted Q great deal Of time running
around the lot, but she thought the n.
guments with the umpire were quite
resting."-Washington Star. /.
A. 70 kIssin0.
Jack-Do you believe there's MI
crobes In kissesf
Gwen-You can search me.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
Ideals.

Ideals.
what is your idea Of perfect hus-
band?"
"One with about a million, who
would lose no time In making me .
merry widow"
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup for Childre,
teething. softens the gums, reduces innanna
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. 80 . bottle
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
A girl never boosts a new love A.
fair by Boosting of an old one.

A CURB FOR PILES.
Giles Carboiisalve steps itching and PAIN
and cures piles. All druggists. Is and 6oc.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

It's easier to catch . husband thar
to uncatch him.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

In a woman's eye the most attrac-
tive thing about a man Is her ability
to attract him.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

The Paxton Toilet Co. Of Boston.
Mass, will send q large trial box OF
Paxtine Antiseptic, delightful cleans
Ing and germicidal toilet preparation.
to any woman. free. upon request
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23
MOTHER OF
LARGE FAMILY
Tells How She Keeps Her
Health Happiness For
Those Who Take
Her Advice.

Ecottville, Mich. want to tell you
bow much good Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

Some men are dumb because tAeir
wives never give them q chance to
talk.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

Your discretion might look like
cowardice In another.
The searchlight. [volume] (Culbertson, Mont.) 1902-current, 1912-08-23

A woman can't feed a man so much
taffy that 1t will spoil his appetite for
IL