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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01

Got Things Mixed.-At one of the re-
cent state dinners one of the speakers
was assigned to speak on The Ba-
bies." At the last moment his toast
was changed to THE Ladies'" and he
made a really brilliant speech. His
wife, who is very deaf, and who had
not been informed of the change, was
present at the dinner and enjoyed Il
hugely.
A lady congratulated the majors
wife upon her husbands brilliant ef-
fort.
"Oh, Mrs. -" she replied, you
don't know how fond the major Is of
them. I've seen him with two or three
on his lap at once"
"Oh, Caroline" gasped the major
who had overheard the conversation.
Just teasing the life out Of the poor
things" the innocent lady continued.
Every chance he gets he's sure TO
have them in his arms or romping
with them. Knowing his loving ma
ture they'll come to him when they
won't go to any one else"
And the major fell hack in his chair
with a groan.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01

His Isolation.-"I was running out
a timber tract in the wilds OF Maine
one time" said a New York surveyor,
according to the New York Press, "and
my tramp had taken me into the
wilderness ten miles from camp. The
camp was a hundred miles from the
nearest railroad station. Presently.
to my surprise, heard the sound of
an axe. 1 followed the sound and
found a busy woodman at work. He
had cleared the timber away for a
few rods about, and on that space had
put up a snug log cabin. All the rest,
on every side, was the profound. al
most untrodden wilderness. The man
stopped his work and greeted me
pleasantly.
"And where did you come from?'
he asked.
IT told him I had come from New
York.
Live there?'. said he.
II replied that 1 lived there. He
gazed at me as II amazed, and by and
by said: Well. we'll! Gosh! I don't
see how you can bear to live so fur
away!'
"And as 1 came away could almost
feel his look Of pity for me in my iso-
lated New York domicile."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01

A Little Difference.-Occasionally
something gets by" even the watchful
copy editors of the Associated Press.
Not long ago a story came into the
Atlanta office, was edited and put on
the wire for the southern division and
got as far as Louisville before the ur-
gent XIII it," caught up.
The story concerned fight between
two southern gentlemen in a rural
community. They used a scythe, a
corn knife, a shovel and butcher
knife to express their real feelings
concerning one another.
One combatant died on the field of
battle and the other, badly cut, died
soon after he had been removed from
the CORY scene.
The A. P. story told all the distress
ing and bloody details, and wound up
with this sentence.
1T is thought these two men had
some sort of misunderstanding Sat
urday Evening Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01

What She Wanted.-An old woman
with peaked black bonnet got aboard
a train in Kentucky and after calmly
surveying everything in the coach she
turned to a red-haired boy and, point
ing to the bell cord. asked: What is
that, and why does it run into that
carr"
That's the bell cord; it runs into
the dining car
The old woman hooked the end of
her parasol over the bell cord and gave
il a vigorous jerk. Instantly the
brakes were set and the train came to
a stop.
The conductor rushed i'm and asked
loudly:
Who pulled that bell cord?"
Il did," calmly replied the old lady.
We'll, what do you want?" shouted
the conductor.
"A cup of coffee and ham sand
wich."-Ladies' Home Journal
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01

We still have on hand few Pure
Pred Berkshire Pigs and Shoats, Grade
Guernsey Heifers and Mixers, and one
Full Blood Guernsey Bull, Is months
old, and all Of the above are for sale
at LIVING PRICES. Let US have
your order for Fresh, Old-time Coun-
try Sausage. made from milk and
corn fed pigs-it's the best going.
We want TEN more Milk and
Cream customers. Phone US.
Stove Wood-Sawed to length and
split, delivered on short notice.
J. MEEK BURNS, Manager.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01
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The Yorkville Enquirer
ATTRACTIVE CONTEST
OPEN TO EVERYBODY
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petitive Premiums.

WITH RECORD OF FIETYsIX YEARS BEHIND T THE xoRK s
THIS PART OF SOUTH CAROLINA AS CLEAN R
ASSISTING YEAR AFTER YEAR IN THE WORK OF RENEWING
EXPLANATION OF THE CLUB OFFERS
will SAT
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she able to return have been duly paid for 49, s
subscription THE ENQUIRER
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j. \. BRICE.
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Office Opposite Court House.
Prompt attention to all legal bust.
ness Of whatever nature.
$50, 10000 so YORK
TOWNSHIP BONDS
York County, South Carolina.

York County, South Carolina.
Q EALED proposals will be received
- by the undersigned until MARCH
GOTH, 1912 at II o'clock, noon, for
the purchase Of $60.000.00 so Coupon
York Township Registered Bonds, OF
the County Of York, South Carolina,
Of the denomination Of $500.00 each;
dated April 1st, 1912. interest at go
per cent payable annually on April
1st, maturing on April 1st, 1912, with
privilege reserved Of retiring same az
ter fifteen years.
Purchaser may have the privilege
of designating the place Of payment Of
the interest on said Bond.
No bids for less than par considered,
and all bids must be accompanied by
certified check for two per cent Of the
amount Of bid.
These bonds are exempt from all
State, County and Municipal taxes:
Right reserved to reject any and all
bids.
For full prospectus and information
address A. L. Wallace, Clerk Of Board,
Yorkville, s. C.
T. w. BOYD,
Supervisor Of York County. 8. G.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01

~ On a recent examination paper in
civics was this question: IF the pres
ident. vice president and all the men,
bers of the cabinet should die, who
would officiate?"
Robert, boy Of IL, thought for some
time, trying in vain to recall who came
next in succession. At last a happy
inspiration came to him and he an
swered, the undertaker."-The House
keeper
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-03-01
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Q UBSCRIBERS to The Enquirer OH
y my club will please take note of
the fact that Pay Time is hera Be-
cause of so much bad weather l have
been unable to see them all, and those
who have not already done so will
please settle with me or at The En-
quirer office. +. l.. FORD.
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- New type, good stock and know.
ing how, is what makes The Enqui.
rer's job printing satisfy its users.
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School

in the New international Dictionary
Contest il this Coupon is returned
to this Office on or before March
%, 1912.
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DICTIONARY COUPON.

The Enquirer will credit TEN
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BRATTON FARM.
Phone No 132.

Supervisor Of York County.
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TOWNSHIP PREMIUMS

To the Clubmakers In each Of the nine townships
for a LARGER NUMBER OF NAMES than any other
her respective township and not receiving Of the abo
nav $1,000 I'm Cash.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
TEe Shriners,

DALLAS, Tex, Dec. 7.-Entertain- ment of bands and patrols in attend antr at the meeting Of the Imperial Council next May will be q big task Shriners in every section of North America are planning to make the pilgrimage, and it is now believed that at least four thousand mem ber- of bands and patrols will be in at tendance. Noble H. E. Robertson. q well known business man and or 3dniZer of Hella Temple patrol i! 1908. is chairman of the committed on entertainment MT Robertson was captain of the patrol guard when il visited Imperial Shrine meetings nclc at Louisville. New Orleans and Ro- chester. Every member of Hclla Temple patrol is q member of MT Robertsons committee. The enter tainment program will be completed by the latter part of this month and will list q variety of amusemcnt> unequalcd in history.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Woodmep Of the WorId

At the last meeting there was d large attendance Candidates Leon ard Cocks and l. H. Edgeworth were initiated and instructed in Woodcraft and are now fullfiedged Woodmen. Sovereign John $ Holder of Camp No. 2so. IHollywood. Ark, was d visitor.
 The following officers were elected for the coming year:
 Consul Commander. F.. Napziger; Past Consul Commander. C. $. Fait; Advisor Lieutenant, F. A. Las son; Banker C. I.auver: Clerk. Win A. Beller; Escort C R Bepnetzke: Natchman, R. C. Sloane: Sentry. A Banks; Physicians, Dr G. E. couch and pr. l.. D. DamerOn: Senator Fl \. Davis, was elected to fill the ono expired term of one of the three managers. The installation win take place jointly with the ladies' circle on the first Monday meeting in Jan uary.
 Tomorrow night the Phoenix camp vii entertain the ladies circle with q hot spread in the shape of q house warming. All are invited to attend
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Modern Woodmen of America.

The meeting of last week being .l,: occasion of the election of new Cl- ficers for the ensuing year large attendance was present. The follow ing officers were placed in nomina- tion and duly elected to serve the camp for the ensuing term: Past Consul A. l.. Moore: Venerable Con sul. c. r. Temple; Adviser. Hom r D. Healel; Banker George Seidol; Ciek. Chas. II. Patrick; Escort, J. F. Biehl; Watchman, Guy C. Muldner; sentry. Silas M Johnson; Physicians, W. C. Ellis, M. C. Marden, C. B. Palmer. II K. Beauchamp J. ". Foss: Trustee, W. C. Powell.
 \ committee was appointed to pre- pare for the installation Of the above officers the first meeting night in January being Wednesday evening, January l. 1913. The committee was instructed to arrange for q joint in staIlation of officers with the Royal Ncighl-ors of America, and to invite :tll members and families and Wood men who have no family would Ee permitted to bring a lady friend. The transfer cards Of Neighbor ChaS. IL Patrick. from Camp No. 15031, Flag staff, Arizona. and C. 5. Burnett of Camp No 665. COtfeyville, kans.,
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
O. Nice HOsieyy.2

He will thank you for it, because he never has too any. We have a great stock of dependable brands Cotton. silk. lisle. gauge lisle. silk and cashmere-every color you want ................ 1oc to $2.5o
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
HIGH-O-ME

Quit sprays and dOucheS Liquid cannod penetrate into the hooks, folds and crcvices of the irregular mucous membrane Neither can it get into the bronchial tubes that lead to the lungs and where germs thrive and multiply
 If you believe that liquids reach the air tubes. try to swallow a little water the wrong way" Such test win effectuany demonstrate to you that idle theory that sprays and touches can cure catarrh
 HYOMEI is d pleasant antiseptic air which, when breathed. ponetrates into the folds and crevices of the sore. germ infested membrane and also goes deep into the air cells of the lungs. killing all germs.
 \ HYOMEI outfit costs $1.00. EX- ira bottle of HYOMEI. if needed, soc.
 For Catarrh. coughs, colds and croup Booths Hyomei is guaranteed The Central Drug Store recommends 1t.
 Advertisement
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Loyal Order of Moose.

Phoenix lodge 70S, l.. Q. c. M. met
 Tuesday night with Vice Dictator
 H2yt in the chair. There was d
 large attendance of brothers
 Nr"ther J. j. Liptord of Panama
 lodge was elected member of this
 lodge on presenting his transfer
 lard.
 1htT% were twenty new memra.:'
 au,ii.,tod last Tue."lN and Ne s.lall have q large class rom nov ultii he CT q of the yea; wien the 5pec;at GteitCs: tion ends. .''3, tional Orga 1i-
 ger va. called to N"galcs in con
 Eection with the lodge there bat he
 will return in few days Deputy Organizer Everett Wiu act in lis place until he returns Brother Ben Masaie las recovered from his iA- Eass ana is able to he 1j.' IS.'n. He says he had a Vel" bad <! ~! >EG is glad to be ,,D'a n "rt out of bed. We all like - see iirot,:"r Massie attend the Me sings as he seems to be the on'. !n mh"" in the lodge who can or MI pay he piano. When he is around there is sure lo be plenty ut -oJd musi ana we ought to tenl hi.I .tc Of thanks for his play yin@. Las! ':ucs day night the new Tlambcr; zach
 gave a short address, D~o:hcr cen nelly said that Brotht"s H4"lN and 1 Cole were scared to como ID hUt when they found out ac WaS coming up they had hurriedl' cpr-.udel tn l come also as they ,hnE&ht iary I might set out of the limt 'sti T 1 Brother Connolly was he" ih, ,A 1 flee Of dictator has beal dCCt1r"j 1 vacant as Brother Cro1'-. may II 4 i be back for some time v-t. EI3thcr- l Hayt and IT. |. Davis have been nominated for the office aud ;hcc- will be an election next Turadl> night and every one is requested la attend the meeting who possibly can l Brother Hayt has held the office Q! l acting dictator since last Angus. with 1 credit to himself and the lodg" Re 1 member the dispensatiOn is dr.N,iHG 1 to a close. ii you would like to come
 in notify C. C. Reum. Del Rev Ho- l tel or the secretary.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
kniQhts Of Pythias.

The regularly monthly business of the lodge was transacted at the
 meeting of Phoenix Lodge No ,,
 Knights of Pythias. on Friday night,
 December 9th. There was d large at
 tendance and considerable business transacted
 A number Of applications for rank
 were given their first reading. in ad-
 Gition to those that were balloted
 upon, SO that the number of can
 didates for the rank of Page next
 Friday night, the 18th of December
 will reach nearly forty This will be the largest class or applicants il!
 many months.
 Brother Riley Palmer. of Union Lodge No. 157. Grand Tower, Hi i nois, was present with Us, and stated that this was the first time in three y1ars that he had been where he could attend a session of the lodge. i Brother Palmer expects to b with Us 1 permanently
 1 This being the regular meeting for 1 the election of all of the officers of l the lodge except trustee, that or : der of business was proceeded with 1 The officers elected for the ensuing ! period are as follows: Chancellor : Commander, Clifford l.. Maddox; 1 Vice Chancellor, Y. A. Thompson; l Irelate, Clarence F.. Ice; Master of 1 the Work. Earl $ Curtis: Master at l Arms Barnett F. Marks; Inner 1 Guard. e. r.. Bellas; Outer Guard.
 Robert L. Hayes; Keeper of Records and Seal. w. C. Powell; Master of 1 Finance. J. F. Powell; Master of the ! EXchecQuer, Geo. W. Kane The last l three offices are filled for one year from January l, 1913, according to the laws of the order while the re ! tnainder are for only the six months period beginning January l, 1913. Delegates to the Grand Lodge. which i meets i'll Tucson, in March, next to- | gether with their alternates, are as I follows: Delegates, C. w. Cisney, and | F.. F. Bishopp; Alternates, for Dele l gate Cisney, c. w. R. Crane; for
 Delegate Bishopp, A. M. Stratton. The installation of these newly elect cd officers will take place on the first meeting night in January. T. Brother Clifford L. Maddox was
 chosen press correspondent for the
 ensuing semi-annual term.
 Do not forget the rank of page
 next Friday night. the 18th. Nearly forty candidates will be initiated. and iS will be necessary to start prompt ly at 7:3O D. m
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Pythian Sisters.

Purity Temple No. 9, held its re guIar meeting Thursday afternoon Election 0f officers resulted in tn. selection of the following:
 NJ r.. C., Eva Cisncy; Ex. $, Mary Sackman; Ex J, Pauline Thompson: Manager. Ethel Bellas; NJ. of F. (. Ida Moore; NJ. or F.. Cora Peck, Protector. Mary Hoileman; Guard Ida Johnston.
 Sister Julia Mayer of Chino. Cslif. has asked for withdrawal card The members are planning to nave initiation at their next meeting.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Local Lodge Lore

Everyone adjourned to the banquet room to tables loaded with all the good things the season provides, in cluding turkey. etc. While at the banquet table several short talks were given by different members, among them sister White Brother Kinney, and State Manager Anne F. Borne. Brother E. F. Marks was the toast master and also made the presenta- ton ,ech presenting Brother Fo-
 shay with the handsome loving cup the memhcrs had secured. In re- spending the recipient made talk that made everyone realize how fully he appreciated the gift. It Was pre- scmted with tue esteem and deep re- gard of every member of Marieopa 43 and many were the remarks heard
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Fraternal Brotherhood

Sc Jurday night. November 30. was one Of work and pleasure combined. NJ the members had worked faith fully to make the contemplated large class a reality, SO needless to say the entire evening from start to finish was d grand success. After the reg ular business session of the lodge. Brother James A. Foshay gave d very instructive talk on lodge work in regard to why it had been neces- m regard to whoy it had been neces- sary to raise the rates. Brother Foshay also favored his listeners with two vocal selections. and judg- ing by the hearty applause given respond 10 another encore
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08

on every side praisjng Hilderbran X Co. for the engraving on the cup. It certainly was a work of art.
 Through all this pleasure there was note of regret that one of the most faithful members could not be pres ent, and that was Sister Rinehart While she is much peter she is not able to- get out After the banquet the young people danced; oth ITS played cards or spent the time in social conversation.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Arizona Lodge, E. G A. M.

The meeting of Tuesday evening of this week promises to be one of the most interesting held for some
 time The newly elected officers will be installed with proper ceremony and there will be several addresses. Probably one of the most impressive incidents will be the presentation of the Past Masters jewel to the re- tiring officer. which service will Ee
 performed by A. $. Hawkins. InCi- i dentally, Rev. William Whitfield, retired Methodist minister and a Thirty third degree Mason will be present and deliver a short talk. Ar engagements have been made for d most pleasing after social.
 B. Q. o. Elks.
 Initiation of several candidates will 1 form part of the work of the next meeting on Thursday evening, of ] Phoenix Lodge, No. 335. B. P O. 1 Eiks All Elks and visiting brothers are invited to attend this meeting.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08

That's the Proper Way to Pronounce Booths HYO- MET, the Famous Cata1Th Remedy Made from Au- stralian Eucalyptus and Other Antiseptics Just Breathe It.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08

A Smoking Jacket is a very acceptab blc gift, if you stop to think about it. When fort There is sentiment too to such a Wift, if Nnu stop to think about it. When ever the recipient puts on his jacket he is pleasantly reminded of gift and giver
 These coats made of cloths which are specially woven for this purpose. combn- ing cOlors that blend harmOniOusly and are suitable A wide assortment. $500 to $10OC
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Ii BdniSheS Cdtdrrh

When you can go to any drug store in any civilized community on earth and secure for only $1.o0 a remedy that will quickly rid you of hawking, spitting and snuffne. why do you allow the devilish germs of Catarrh to undermine your health and destroy tpur efficiency?
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08

was read for membership in this camp and elected.
 State Deputy Jacob Nasen stated that several candidates would be pre- sent for adoption at the next meeting and that a large attendance was ex- rected present on that evening.
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Or SMSbenderS!

A pair of Suspenders in silk OF lisle webbing and put up in a pret- ty Christmas box will surely please him. We are showing an assort-
 ment that will suit every purse and fancy .......... 25c to S2.0O
Arizona republican., 1912-12-08
Why Not c Hat.2

Something that will lead him to think kindly of you every time he puts it on. You will find here q great collection-every new shape and shade-in all proportions.
 ............. S1.5O to $500
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1912-03-14

embarrassed, snatched blacksnake
whip that lay on the ground. caught
the names stretched along the horses
neck. and. for the first time. the fine.
big fellow felt on his back the quality
of the lash that Duncan was accus.
toned to crack over him.
At the south camp they were load
ing n second wagon when the angel
Numbered up on one Of Duncan's
bays. lathered and dripping, and cried:
Every body go to Freckles. There
are thieves stealing trees. and they
have him bound. They're going to kill
him.
She wheeled the horse and headed
FER the Limberlost. The alarm sound
ed over camp. Mclean sprang to Nell
Hes back and raced after the angel.
As they passed Duncan he wheeled
and followed. Soon the pike was an
irregular procession Of barebacked
riders. wildly driving flying horses
toward the swamp.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1912-03-14
CHAPTER XVI.
FREcKLEs RELEASED.

FRECKLES RELEASED.
TlHE boss rode neck and neck
with the angel. He glanced
back and saw that Duncan
- was near. There was some
thing terrifying in the look of the big
man and the way he sat his beast and
rode. 1t would be a sad day for the
man on whom Duncan's wrath broke.
There were four others close behind
him and the pike filing up with the
rest of the gang.
The angel turned into the trail to
the west. and the men punched and
followed her. When she reached the
entrance TO Freckles' room there were
four men with her and two more very
close behind. She slid from the horse
and. snatching the little revolver from
her breast, darted for the bushes.
Mclean caught them back and, with
drawn weapon, pressed up beside her.
There they stopped in establishment.
The Bird Woman blocked the en-
trance. Over a small limb lay her re-
volyer, and it was trained at short
range on Black Jack and Wessner,
who stood with their hands above
their heads.
Freckles. with blood streaming
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1912-03-14

went the tire. The wheel swerved
and pitched over. The tired angel
rolled into the thick yellow dust OF
the road and lay still.
From afar Duncan began to notice
a strange, dust covered object in the
road as he headed for town with the
first load of the days Telling. AS he
neared the angel he saw il was wo-
man and a broken wheel. Many of
the farmers daughters rode wheels,
but this face was strangers. He
glanced at the angels tumbled cloth
ing. the sickness of her hair. with
its pale satin ribbon, and noticed that
she had lost her hat. His lips tight