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The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
sxmnathx for thn Parrot,

laxative and Abusive Old Lad,
complaining OF recently bought par
rot)--And when I talk to that parro
he says some dreadful swear words
Dealer-l don't blame. i'm. ma am
the poor bird is only 'umaD, Every
body's Weekly.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
chanoinq Doctors.

What you need. madam. is oxygen
Come every afternoon for your inhala-
tons. They'll cost you 81 each"
II knew that the other doctor didn't
understand my case" declared the
fashionable patient He told nee all
I needed was plain fresh air"
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Society Note.

1T seems such an appropriate
match-that Of Miss Packenham and
young Sugarbeet."
Yes. Their fathers We're indicted
by the same grand jury. believe"
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11

German coach horses make a good
all-round farm team. The infusion Of
the French or German Coach blood
produces a horse of good action. while
the blood Of he Clydesdales, Shires
and Percherons keeps him heavy
enough, and close enough to the
ground to pull almost any load with
in reason.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
A Character Test.

When ] was a young man | was
very fond OF music" remarked Mr.
Cumrox. My singing laid the foun.
dation OF my fortune"
You sang SO well?"
No. the captain OF industry who
started me in life said that anybody
who would get up before folks and
sing as | did had marvellous nerve and
indomitable will power"
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Distribution Of Effort.

Il put lot OF work on that speech
Of mine." said the new member Of
congress.
'.Of course you did," replied the vet
eran. After, you have been here a
while you'll learn to put less work on
your original speech and save your
self for the explanations.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Wish Realized.

While the mercury was smuggling
close to the zero mark the charter
member came into the Curbstone club
headquarters,
Where's the Ancient Carpenter"
he asked.
"Oh, he hasn't been here" replied
the Prominent Plumber. "since thai,
evening when he was wishing for an
other good old-fashioned winter"
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Leap Year.

A local youth is having trouble with
his girl
why won't You marry me?" ne de-
manded the other day.
I'm marry you. but not until next
year.
Why the delay?"
Pm not going to have it said that
! did the proposing"
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
SIlace Needs a Balance.

Cows should never be fed exclu-
sively on silage. They need some dry
forage to go with it; besides, silage Is
carbonaceous food, and needs some
more heterogeneous food to go with 1t
to make a well-balanced ration
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Glove Trees.

The Glove is the flower bud OF an
evergreen tree. When the flowers are
in full bloom they are a brilliant red.
the little ball at the top of the Glove
being formed OF curled-up petals.
Glove trees are natives OF the MoIuc-
cas-. or Spice islands.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Hens Pulling Feathers.

Hens pulling their feathers? Three
teaspoonfuls of flower OF sulphur to
enough soft food for two dozen birds
once a day will generally stop it. Aft
er three days feed every other day.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
or Very Tough.
Who slips upon
An Icy pave
And doesn't swear.
Is very brave.
Where Aisernon Lost

NO." said the disconsolate girl =
am sure Algernon does not love me
His mind is not on me as It should
be-
How do you know"
Il played bridge at the same table
with him and he could remember what
the trump was all the time
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11

They can never do any effective
temperance work in Berlin
why not?"
Because it Is a city which e Al
ways on the Spree
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
%~e< A.<e4-

De Quiz DO you believe IN pain.
istry?
De Whiz-Yes: to some extent.
De QuizDo you think the hands
can indicate that man is about TO
acquire wealth?
De Whiz-I do In the case OF pick
pockets.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Reason Enough.

Figg-Don't you wish you could live
your live over again?
Fogg- Well. should say not. rye
got 20-year endowment policy ma.
turing this month,
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Poor Proof.

Its astonishing how much more i'm.
portant women are than men,"
But are they?"
"Of course. My wife wouldn't wait
half minute to let me speak to some
girls once knew"
but she'd stand up for three mortal
hours while dressmaker fitted her..
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Well Divided.
A Matter Of Prudence.

do you believe that propinquity
can develop sentimental tendencies?"
mo. ma'am: not II its took in
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Misnomers.

Funny about those German baths,
isn't it?"
Whats funny?"
"They call them all bad and then
sxpect them to make good"
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Transposed.

When Tommy had the tummyache
And the doctor came, said he.
Are you in pain?" and Tommy sobbed.
mo. sir; the pains In me-
-Lippincott's.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11

Tatters--Dat's funny sign yer got
up dere. boss.
What? Look out for
the Dog?'
Tatters-Y Yes; dat dogs big enough
and ugly enough ter look out for his
self.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
Not comn.:ent "a Speak.

Pa, do you know anything about
the Thirty Years, war;"
mo. son. Your mother and have
only been married Is years."
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-04-11
INTERNATIONAL
SL|NlGYS0IOOL
LESSON

tBy f. o. SELLERS, Director OF Even
ing Department. The Moody Bible In
stitute OF Chicago)
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
PERSONALS.

LADY living in her own home would
rent q fine garden and two house
keeping rooms To a couple OF adults.
Phone. 2TS. ic
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
BAR FOR WOMEN
rs A FAILURE
New York Permanently Closes Thirst
Emporium for Gcntlcr Sex After
Finding That "a Did Not i'ay.

New York. Feb. 1.-The first wo-
mans bar ai the new Vanderbilt
hotel has been closed Men now sit
before the buffet which vas once ded-
icated to the feminine. aud cigar
smoke fingers among the rare old
Chinese paintings on the wall. The
English butler who WAS wont to serve
dainty drinks OF creme violette and
curaroa Ia thin stemmed glasses now
b content Ia purvey the scotch high
ball OF commerce.
Il was decided several days ago by
the management a. abolish the bar
for women, because the idea did not
find especial favor in their eyes 10
was only au experiment
Tho teapot Htiil sings for women
upuu the hob al the Vanderbilt hut
the Oriental room and les buffet. itf
shining bottles ana the English butler
have been dedicated "a another em-
uluymtnt.
when the four million dollar hotel
was opened last september Alfred
Vanderbilt said Il would be- the idonl
hotel for women, "a place whore d
man would he charmed 90 take biz
wife and friends" u ga twenty one
STORIES hlgh.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
LAND WILL
Be IRRIGATED]BYB
PROJECT
Choice Agricultural District
Has Not Been Cultivated
Since Indians Worked 1t in
Early Sixties.

Fort Sumner. y. NJ, Feb. 1.-The
plling is now being driven for the in-
take ot the Taylor irrigation project,
located three miles south OF Fort
Summer. This project when fully
completed viii irrlgate 1900 acres of
choice bottom land which has not
boon cultivated since Indians were
kept there on the Fort sumner reser-
walton Ia the early sixties.
\ delegation OF citizens from Tai
Dan was In the city last week to con-
Ter with the Fort sumner Commer-
cial club in the matter Of the creation
OF new county. Tahan like Fort
Sumner has county seat aspirations
and it was hoped By the visiting dele
CATION that county Hires could be
agreed upon and thus avoid con-
nlct when the matter Is presented ca
t.e legislature but the agreement
could not be perfected whereupon the
visiting delegation went home sad.
A PROMINENT Fort sumner citizen
~ preparing a suit which viii be filed
Ia the district court against the cdi-
tor of the Fort sumner Review for
criminal libel In which defamation Of
character h. alleged Some interest
ing devciopm rents are expected.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
NEBRASKA SEED CORN
FOUND TO BE SPOILED
In an Effort Ia Save loss Of from
Twenty-Five To Forty Million Dol
lar, special Trains WIN Ilc sent 60
Transport Teachers.

Omaha. Neh., Feb. t.--in an effort
10 save loss OF from % TO 60 million
dollars in the corn crop OF the stat"
of Nebraska "A whlrlWind educational
campaign Is planned by the business
interests OF the state. To get the
farmers to test their seed corn before
Il rs planted. five special seed testing
trains, and possibly eight, will be
started through the state the week of
February 10.
These trains viii be manned by eN-
perSs from the Nebraska state expert
mont station stops will be made IN
every city ana hamlet ia the state,
Thirty-minute talks will be given by
the lecturers. Ia which the situation
will be explained and instructions
given on how Go test seed corn. Tx
perlments have demonstrated that
seed corn IN Nebraska Is IN the worst
condition ever, and that not more
thHn 80 per cent OF the corn viii ger
inmate.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01

Frank A. Cavanaugh has been en-
Gagged 10 coach the Dartmouth varsity
football team during the next THREE
seasons lie coached ine team last
fall for the first time.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01

TNTWTITIT TWITT WWWI3TIT T'WI
(Signedl II. L. ORMSBEE.
Alderman Thomas stated 90 council
that by reason of the fact that he had
not arrived until after the vote for
city clerk had been taken, he desired
10 20 on record os being In favor OF
Thomas Hughes for city clerk
Upon motion. council adjourned
J. W. ELDER
Mayor
JOHN ID McMANUS. Clerk
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
PANAMA WILL HAVE THE
CENSUS TAKEN BY
GOVERNMENT.
Last Ono Was 1908 ana showed Pop
ulatlon OF AbOut $4,000 With blacks
I'rcdominatlRg Largely.
Especial Corresponaeaee 10 tAs HsraIdl


Washington. u. C.. Jan. 3i.-Ar-
rangements have been completed for
the second census of the Canal Zone,
which will begin on February /, and
will be finished as rapidly as posst-
Bile. II r. believed that the compila-
ton OF the results will take about two
months. The work Is In charge OF
the department Of civil administra-
ton. and under the direction OF Ed-
ward W Koch. ~ the bureau Of the
census. department OF commerce and
labor, and c. l.. Luedtke, assistant
chief clerk Of the department of civil
administration. The census will in
clude an enumeration OF all residents
OF the Canal Zone and employees OF
the tsthmian Canal commission and
Panama Railroad company residing In
Colon, Panama. Porto Bclio. ana at
other points outside the Canal Zone
on the isthmus or IN lsthmian waters.
The questions TO be asked follow.
1. Name Of person
.. Metal check number.
g. Sex.
a. Color.
o. Age az last birthday
O. Whether single or married.
T. Whether deaf and dumb, blind,
insane or imbecile.
\. Place OF birth.
.. Country OF which citizen or
subject.
10. Date OF first arrival In the ca
nal Zone.
II Date OF arrival at present To-
cation
-. II location has been changed
since February ], 1919, state former
location.
"a. Whether able To read.
n. Whether able 90 write.
Is. Whether able To speak Eng
lish. ur n not give language spoken
49, Occupation.
II. Whers and by whom en-
ployed.
For purposes Of enumeration th'
| Canal Zone VIII be divided into foul
districts. comprising the territories %
the old administrative districts OF An
con. Empire. GorgOna and Cri0tGbal
| The work in each OF these district
win be under the direction OF su
/ pervisor. Each district will In turi
be divided into enumeration section
comprising towns. villages. localities
labor camps, etc. for the more dense
~ populated areas; and two section
IN each district for the rural popula
ton. After building il enumerated
q label win be pasted upon Il 80 tina
a check can be made, and a furthe
check VIII be made By the quarter
masters iists OF buildings and tn
property lists
The first census Of tho Canal Ion
vns takCn from March p 'o June 23
1908, and showed the population q
be $50. 003. of when 2i,2e6 were en-
ployod on the canal or railroad work
This did not include the employees liN
ing in Panama ana Colon. The white
numbered 1855. the blacks 34,ISi
and the yellow 5S3
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
PAINTER OF my
RUNKIE" rs DEAD
Charles Sclirey0gel divided HOnors
With Frederick Remington In I'or-
tfayai Of Western life In Oils.

New York. Feb After an iil-
ness of two months charles schrey-
vogel, the artist. who with Frederic
Remington divided the distinction Of
being Americas foremost painter az
scenes depicting western NE, Is dead
az his home IN Hobokon. q. }. Blood
poisoning brought on Pos the presence
OF "A small particle of turkey bone that
lodged In his mouth shurtly after
Thanksgiving day caused detah.
OF his many MASTERPIECES perhaps
MY Bunkie" Is most widely admired.
It's lifelike accuracy gained him the
Clark prize, upon which -rhreyvogels
later reputation was huilded. M
Westkill. y. r., Mr., schreyvoGel had
his summer homo ana studio. There
also he maintained Nplqai western
ranch. rcplete with bronchos, stock
AIDES. temporarily constructed. and @
family OF Indians. Mr. Schrcyvogel,
who was 81 years old. is survived By a
widow and young daughter
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01

Try a Herald Want Ad.
II will bring results.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01

Cheapest accident lnauranoe-Dr'
Thomas Electric Oil. Stops The pain
and heals the wound All druggists
sell Il
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01

For the best saddle horses IN tue
city call phone No. 3, w. l. Trimble,
li8 North Second street.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
Personal Property Loans.
MONEY no LOAN.

wagons and other chattels, also on
and warehouse receipts: as
low ms $1,000 and as high as $4,000
Loans are quickly made and strictly
private. Time month 20 one
year given. Goods Go remain in your
poFsesgion. our rates are reasonable.
cali and see as before borrowing.
Steamship tickets To- and from an
parts Of the world.
PRIVATE OFFICES open Evenings.
THE HOUSEHOLD LOAN co,
Rooms 3 and 4. Grant Building,
3O3 4 West Ccntral Avenue.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
FOR SALE.
FOR SALE

s42OO--7-room. stueco nnlsh mod
sru. hot water heat. lot 75xt42, close
iu; terms.
s3290--5-room brick. modern. well
built. hardwood floors lire place; cur-
ner lot. $500 cash. balance per
cent.
FS650--6-room. brick. modern, hot
water heat corner on car line.
SSO0--4-roOm frame. good shade.
near shops eaHy terms
si900-4-room brick ana Eve room
frame. both ou lot 50Xi42, Highlands,
close In. $500 cash, balance S per
cent.
s250O-G-room brick, modern, good
location. Highlands. close IN.
st20O--i-room frame, so foot loi,
city water. North Eighth street, 5000
qaah
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
BECKER IS CHOSEN
PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY
Belen Man Elected Head OF
Willard Mercantile Com
pany; Max Nordhaus, Vice
President.

willard. y NJ, Feb, AT meet
ing uf the sto,h holders Of the VIII
lard Mcrcantila company held jan
uary 20, 1912 itht following officers
were elected.
Directors for coming year. Chas.
Ronkor, John Becker, Chas HELD,
Max Nordhaus. A. stanton; president,
John Becker; vice. president Max
Nordhaus, treasurer and manager,
a stanton; T.. v. Ilanlon, secretary.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01
DRUGGISTS

WILLIAMS DRUG COMPANY.
FILLING Prescriptions Our Speciality.
III West Central. Blue Front.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-02-01

Il suffered habltually from consti-
patton. Doan's Regulets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, so that they
have been regular ever sinc.'--A. II.
Davis, grocer sulphur Springs. Texas.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-08-21
OUR ABUNDANT HARVEST
August Crop Report Decisive Sum-
mary of Years Yield

The August crop report, which
has just been issued, as usually con-
sdered a decisive summary of the
years yield. BY this time nearly
all barvests are practically assured
ed, and it is pleasant to know that
those of 1912 are the most abundant
ever produced in the United States.
Earlier in the year the indications
we're for short crop, but since
then the weather has been so favor
able that the Government has been
forced to raise its estimate every
month. This is especially true OF
wheat. Three months ago it was
thought that we should be lucky if
the total amounted to 600, 600. 600
bushels, but the present estimate is
$50, 600, 900, while private CONNER
cial authorities of high standing
reckon it as much as $50, 900, 5000 or
800, 600, 900 bushels. The spring
wheat crop in the three great North
western States, Minnesota, North
Dakota and South Dakota, is far be
yond all previous records, and de.
spite the immense booming of the
Canadian Northwest, they will pro-
duce more than al Canada. Kansas
leads the winter-wheat States with
nearly 10000, 900 bushels,
The estimate for corn is 2,S11. 900
bushels, the second largest yield of
that grain, which is the record.
Hay also breaks the record. and
barley, rye and buckwheat are at
top figures.
Cotton will fall about 1000, 900
bales short of the mammoth yield OF
last year, but it will be inferior to
that only. The total for all crops
leafs any other year.-New York
World.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-08-21
PENNSYLVANIA AND NEW YORK
Hon. II. St. Geo. Tucker Hopeful
For Gov. Wilson

Hon. II. ST. Geo. Tucker returned
to Lexington last week from an au-
tomobile trip north. While Stopping
in Washington City the following
newspaper interview with Mr..
Tucker was published.
Il believe Pennsylvania will as
surely go Democratic as Virginia
will go next fall' declared former
Congressman Harry ST. George
Tucker of Virginia while in Wash
ington. Mr.. Tucker is on his way
TO Lexington, Va, from a motor
trip through western New York
State and Pennsylvania.
Never in all ms political expert
ence have 1 seen the signs so I'M
mistakably indicate the election of a
Democrat as they do today. Will
son will sweep the country.
Nv hat struck me was the attitude
of some of the Taft men. In New
York | met one influential leader.
He is man identified with the New
York Republican party and be-
longs to the Sherman wing. His
name is known everywhere. That
man told me at the present time be
intends to vote for TAFT, but when
election day arrives and the indica-
tious lean strongly towards Roose-
Welt polling big vote aud possibly
carrying New York, his vote and
influence will 60 to Wilson in orde.
that the Democrats and not the
Roosevelt Repu blicans will control
the State.
Pennsylvania leans, strongly to
Wilson, l was struck with the
Wilson sentiment all through the
State. was told that the coal
miners will vote for Roosevelt II
they do the Repu blican vote will be
so badly split that the Democrats
cannot help but win. met an old
friend of mine from Nebraska in
New York, He told men Wilson 5
majority would be large in that
State. He said the presidential
electors Roosevelt men named by
a State law, will drive at least 3
600 Taft Republicans to the Wilson
ticket -
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-08-21
Truthful Things We Never Here

The birthday remembrance you
sent me was not what | wanted at
all. / have a half dozen of them
already and am not very strong for
that sort of thing. Doubtless you
meant we'll, but yoi SHOULD have
shown more originality"
Your dinner party, in my opinion,
was not so muca of success. The
cooking was poor and the place
cards were the worst | ever saw.
You also show too little discrimina-
ton ia selection your guests"
Yes. Mrs. Jones, ] heard you
sing last night. Your voice is 60
ing back terribly. Your method is
on the blink and. as four your
technique, you simply haven any, "
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-08-21
Banner Wool Year in Highland

One of the largest loads of wool
ever taken to market from High
land in a single conveyance left
Mont terry on Monday last week in
charge OF William H. Corbett, who
made use Of traction engine and
large truck. He had 10, 600 pounds
and it looked like an unwieldy bulk
with which 10 start across four
mountains to market The ship
ment was made by a mercantile
firm. and represented their pur-
chase for the season.
The wool clip OF Highland was re-
Gently estimated, off hand. by a
commission man at $4,000; but in
inves tigation proves that the town
Of Montery alone took in through its
merchants, approximately $50, 900,
and a conservative estimate, on this
basis would run the tonnage up to
500, 900, or very close to it, which
would place Highland among the
leading counties of the State in the
production of wool, a statement,
however. which is based to some ex.
tent on superstition rather than
actual figures. One point at least,
may be authoritatively stated. and
that is that the quality of the High.
land product is superior to that of
many other counties, and during
the wool season commission men
get extremely busy in an effort to
secure il.