New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-06
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The committee. consisting Of thlrty-three
men 81 prominence in the learned profes-
| slony. which had for It's object the forms-
ton Of Positive Philosophy Society"
IS anxious 30 have the cooperation Of
Americans and has sent to The Tribune.
| together with IT, prospectus, request to
| invite correspondence with Dr. NJ. II.
/ Racgc Frledrichshlfen. Lerlin, who viii
| gladly furnish information as to the plan
and scope Of the proposed organization
I Gladys-The manager at the FrivolIty Sc
| lcctcd twenty chorus girls I'm twenty
'Cb"lly-My word! Isn't he quick at ne-
rcs?-Illustrated Bits
THE WORST YET TO COME
/ The mercury. in maddencd flight,
At altitude attempts a fling;
| It's hot by day. and hot by night,
In fact. too hot for anything.
Too hot To work. too hot 10 play.
Too hot TO sing. too hot TO talk.
Too hot to stand, too hot to lay,
Too hot TO ride. too hot To walk.
Too hot 10 read too hot To write.
Too hot 10 hunt too hot to fish,
Too hot 10 swear. too hot to fight
Too hot 10 dream. too hot 10 wish.
Too hot TO cat. too hot 10 drink
Too hot 10 sell, too hot to buy,
Too hot 10 act. too hot to think
| Too hot To lIvc too hot to dc
Yet must I linger in tho town
And 81 ind the festive. subtle qup.
For must earn, and then plank down,
The cash for wife's cool. restfu trip
A. W. UTTING.
We call that girl 'Juarez
She's been captured six times already
| this season "-Washngton Herald.
Writing from St Petersburg 10 the Rus
| gisChe Correspondent" "A correspondent says
that Russias terrorism In the schools is
bearing ghast fruit. The word 'exami-
nation strikes fear TO the hearts OF young
| men and women because OF the brutaities
practised under the cloak OF that funC-
| ton" The letter states that I'm one week
no less than twenty-five young men and
women who failed to receive the marks
| neco ssary for advancement took their
| lives.
Going camping this summer?
mo, we prefer to watch the rain through
window with roof over our heads. ~
Detroit Free Press.
Tn an interview published in the 'Haint,"
of Warsaw, Russia, Jacob II. Schif said
that there was room IN the United states
for 100000 Of the Russian Jews who are
seeking new homes lie asked the rep
resentative OF the paper. however, to EN-
vhasize his belief that New York should
ba deatfpatIpp and that other
Eastern ports should be avoided. Mr..
schif said that the interior Of the coun-
try" should be- chosen as the place OF
settlement. especially the states between
the Gulf and Canada and from the Mis-
sissippi TO the Atlantic Coast"
Mrs Newritch has put a beautifully
carved sun dial In her italian garden
And she has arranged to have it electri-
cally lighted at night so she can tell the
time at all hours. Cleveland Plain Dealer
II Is quite the accepted thing for Ameri-
cans to ridicule Continental train service.
particularly that of France. II has to be
admitted that with the exception OF a few
express trains the progress of a French
locomotive through the country is far more
like the medtative wandering of a nature
lover than OF a space annihilsting GENT
But says The Edison Monthly" the
careful observer will also see that even
the cars encountered on the slow provincial
lines are nearly always electrically lighted"
Oars time an place foh everything"
said Uncle Eben. DE effort to Kit to do
top an stay Is all right for a baseball
club, but It's no good for q thermometer"
Washington Star
Until a certain barber made an observing
remark to customer, IT was supposed
that "tonsorial artists" werc far removed
from financial forecasters Il have noticed