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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19

PreAt Winner. New and Neat-s1any
orders bring repeat: helps house,
Keepers save expenses: price low;
demand immense. MARVIN r. DOTY.
Sd. Stamford. Conn.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19

Start EntireIy New Maf1 order plar.
Write B. ELKINS. Pennington. N. II.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19

HRIsT0w,s BARGAINS.
The Hrockway Business BugEf~s Ycu
can and them at Bristowfs
just Received q Carload Of Mtthurn and
'Y@rk, Business Wagons, lTse .aad
Open
You Cas- he suited In Any kfnd ef
Wagon. Buggy or surrey. both In
quality and prices.
d. c. BRIsTow. ff-is-Is North Eixh-
teenth street
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19

An Intelfigent Person May Earn 300
month corresponding for newspa-
pers; no canvassing: send for partic-
uiars. PRESS SYNDICATE. Lock-
port. N. r.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19
statesmen

Statesmen Wsnted--Earu $500 Monthly
experienced preferred. sell highly
advertised article. exclusively or side
line: no samples necessary; write
for particulars. BERLASE CO. New
York.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19

Boarding. - Attractive. Desirable Fur
nished rooms with excellent board:
home comforts. Terms: Gentlemen,
$3.50: ladies. 80; Couples, $3.50 to IS
per week. MRS. Nj. WHITEHrRBT,
SEQ ". Twenty ninth street Con car
line).
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19
BOARDERS WANTED

HOarAera and Roomers Wantedt Good
location. reasonable. THE WASH
-INGTON. 1904 East Broad street
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
"ovER NIGHT" WILL MAKE you
LAUGH

That fragrant institution known as
the, honeymoon is selected by Philil
II. Bartholomae as. the theme for his
successful three-act comedy "Oyer
Night" to be seen at the Grand Fri
day, March Is.
The youth with his first cocktail
the spinster who is proposed to by mis-
take. rice as symbol of matrimonE
the umilitantl suffaget, a burlesque
hypnotist, "a fresh" hotel clerk AM
several other concomitants go to
make up the laugh-provoking elements
OF lover Night" Mr.. Bartholomae
hit upon the ingenious idea Of subject
ing two young married couples to the
humlliations and annoyances Incident
to their having become mixed up on a
Hudson River day boat. One man and
another mans wife are left alone, gp2nn
the boat, Willie tie other man goeb
ashore with his companions bride to
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

There is more Catarrh in this Sec
ton Of the c6tintr' than all other dis
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incur
able. For great many years doctors
pronounced 1t local disease and pre-,
scribed local remedies. and by con-
stantly failing ITO cure with local treat
ment, pronounced It incurable. Science
has proven catarrh to be constitu-
tfonal disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Ga.
btatrh Cure, manufactured by F; J.
Cheney eco, Toledo, ohio,Is the only
Constitutional cure on the market Il
tsitaken internally In doses ffom' 10
drops to teaspoorfQI. It acts direct:
" on the bl6od and mucous surfacts Of
the system They offer one hundred
dollars for any case 1t fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials. "
Address; F.. ]. CHENEY & Co. 70:
ledo; Ohio. {,
Sold by DTGggists, TSc.z ~ sl,'fs7''s
Take Halls Family Pills for constl.
ration. +i' ~ 50
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
KILLED IN SAW MILL:

PARKERSBURG-Alonzo Rollins, Of
near Walkers Station, this county.
died Wednesday morning at one
o'clock in st. Joseph's hospital from
the effects Of injuries he received in
an accident which occurred at n saw
mill which he and another man have
been conducting on the South Side on
the other side of Fort Boreman. The
accident occurred on Monday evening
while Rollins was working about the
mill. Through some mistake as TO his
location Rollins did not know that the
large belt was SO near him with the
result that he stepped directly into
1t. The belt struck him on the face
and head, soaring into the skin and
decorating him terribly. The nose was
fractured and blood vessel in the
brain ruptured. Y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

winning the hand of Marietta in mar
riage, but is foiled by Captain Dick
Warrington, who has been in pursu-
ance of him. However, 1T all ends
we'll.
The first and only comic opera of
Mr. Hammerstein's who, heretofore,
has confined his talents safely to
grand opera, Is a most pretentious Of
fering and is said to be a most worthy
successor to the many great things
done by the impresario.
Again in Naughty Marietta our
old friend, Vivtor Herbert has proven
that he is not too musical to write
commonplace music, or II he does
write 1t he has been charitable enough
to conceal It ifomsthe public, and the
say may be said of the book that R ida
Young has supplied.
f$tTAe Score ofMatietta'd DEMANDS MOTH.
ing of its star Miss Florence Weber,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

look fol some lost bassAee The hoAl
starts before the couple on shore get
aboard and the mlsmaied couple are
left ,oshght # out themselves on the
trib ubthe Hudsof, the other disnayed
deiinqpsnts wasing nileally for tie
BOAT q come back and piek them lIp.
Sounds rather complicated That's
What it,is and more Tbe author has
placed his possible people In an i'm
possible situation; but taking the
;bfshiise 81 the playwright he gets
them out SC their trouble to the salts
faction OF the newIyTeas themselves
and the delight Of the almost hysteri.
cal audience. -
N"Ogef Night" can thank Mr.. Bar
tfiblomde for handling a delicate series
Of situations without the sllghtest Of
TENSE; his aim being wholesome laugh:
tef ahdsa commendable freedom from
sdggiesstlyeness, I.
" - z IENS{ e,'f'sts x
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
A MUSICAL TREAT
Oscar tammerstein, the Worlds
Greatest Grand Opera Impessrio to
Give Naughty Marietta" in Fair.
mont March Fl.

Mr.. oscar. HammersteinS Naughty
Marietta, one of the most melodious
operettas ever composed by Victor
Herbert, will be given its production
in Fairmont, at the Grand theater
Thursday March 81.
Naughty Marietta" is witchng
maid who runs away from convent
In Italy, and comes to New Orleans 10
enjoy life in her own wilfu way. There
is also pirate, who, when he is not
pirating, masquerades as the respect
able son Of the LieutenantGovernor of
Louisiana, the father sharing in the
loot IN NE soffs 'bdccdneGAiig. w" g
The buccaneer almost succeeds in
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
Personals.

Mr.. Thorn and family have moved
from stevens street to State street.
Mrs. George Frum and children, OF
|Morgantown, are visiting her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Newton Morrow, Of Wa
ter street.
3 Master Charles Williams, Of East
Park, who has been Ill for some time
'fs slowly improving,
Mrs. Emma stealey of"Merchant
street, spent Tuesday at Falrview. +
Miss May Hamilton has returned
from her home at Wanna, W. Va.
where she spent several weeks.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
prok ISh69ob &. s,Se.

PROF. Johnson c. Bane, the noted
qhitafist, win give a recital Friday
evening at the First NJ. P. church un.
der the auspices OF the Star class.
Tickets arc for sale BY the members
OF the class. Price Of admission is
twenty-five cents.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

that she cannot perform with a dis
tlnction and credit. ,ot,N5sh.su,,.
Among those in support Of Miss
Florence Weber are such distin'
guished artists as Madame Cara cren'
delli, Blanche Latell, Viola Garrick
Junan CardO, Edouward Beck, Sid Bra
ham, George Burke Scott, John Hern
Walter P. Hearne and R. J, Mulligan
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
Business Meeting,

IA business meeting Of the Ladies,
AID Society Of the Diamond Street M.
10. church will be held this evening at
1880 O'Clock at the church. A full at
tendance Is desired.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
70 MEET AT WHEELING.

WHEELING-At the Virginia and
West Virginia Lauudrymen's meeting
at Richmond. Va, Wheeling was SO:
lected as the convention city for the
third annual convention to be held on
the second Monday and Tuesday Of
September.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

Tle Indies AID Society," and the
sspRcfsBiEeagde wilf hold reception
friday eytaing at 1880 O'clock At the
oiani9nd Street N. =. church. The
aifair Is for tho new members who
ilaye beenttaken ii to tho church this
year and also for nav members OF the
league.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

No wonder it did not hurt his head
when he fell under the piano. He
struck the soft pedal.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
.lntetsstInd chabeI ExetsIses.

~ IElteFsstIng Chapel EXeFclses.
Very interesting chapel exercises
We're held this morning at the First.
ward school by the primary grades.
Room No8s, taught BY Miss nellie Cox.
furnished an unusually interesting
programme. There will DO no school
Friday afternoon on account of the
Round Table meeting in this city.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

The girl told him on the street c9r-
ner yesterday afternoon, III at first
you don't succeed, come again"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

| wanted to add, while there is life
there is hope.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
.EIi.UIINilyNYGRAlIS
BY Nc

. y j
Funnygrams we're not being run, the
Funnygfam man said; 4 have decided
not ID write any more until the new
tail IS completed Thought that meant
Tor year or SO, but no such luck for
the readers. As soon as the County
Court heard OF the Fuhnygram mans
decision, the moved into the new tail.
So here goes.
The best otie yet, It'takes Nerve
to live with Mute.
If lie Thought fiat he was in dan
ger, would Russell Should?
If John D. Rockefeller Is thin, how
| is William X. Vanderbilt?
Did you hear those at the Hippo
drome the first three days of the
week?
say, this is free country, and we
do as We have to.
How can we have a parade on st.
Putrlcks day. II they won't let the
Turkey Trot?
thev g call liza a Mason!
lhis whistle, does a substitute?
rot me nm, and I'll never do II
again
That man who was riding on the
Locust avenue car at dinner time one
Eeyening gets the prize When the con
riding said, Nothing doing, can't YOU
see I'm strapped?' H.r
--:
So, II gets cheaper and cheaper.
- ------- ~, ia
never experienced a,AihoIning attef
has never known the Joys OF l'sn'
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

George, why don't you try?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

Have YOU had yours?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

Every little marriage has u divorce
all it's own.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

Did you hear those at the Hippo
drome the first three days of the
week?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14
This Is the last about girls-If the
parlor is the placetfor spooni1ig, would
you call 1t the mushroom?

Finis
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

say, this is a free country, and we
do as We have to.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

How can we have a parade on st,
Patrick's day. II they won't let the
Turkey Trot?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-03-14

If John D. Rockefeller is thin, how
is William X. Vanderbilt?
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06

oKeefe. Mrs. Gienna Karterman. Mr..
and Mrs. Alva Woods. Mr. and Mrs.
Arthur BIggs. Mr. and Mrs. W. y.
Clarke. DR.. and Mrs. Ashley. DR.. Co.
chems. DR.. Graves. Ernest Bryant.
Miss Kate sartor. Mr.. and Mrs. James
T. Locke. Lee Morrison. Mrs. Bllnn.
Miss Looney. DR.. and Mrs. Little, Mr..
and Mrs. Nikirk. Mr. and Mrs. Jam. s
Turnbull. Leslie Stevenson, Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Cameron, Mr.. and Mrs.
7. ". Harding sr Mr and Mrs. T. N.
Harding. Jr-, Prof and Mrs. sher-
wood. Mr.. and Mrs f. II. Carpente~.
MIR. and Mrs Le1narI WInsert. Mr..
and Mrs. E. r. Bess. Mr. Marvin
Smith. Miss Ethel Gibson. Miss wia-
nifred fIooyer Of Denver, Mr.. Morrl-
son shafroth, Denver. Mr.. Raymond
Pletry. Gen. and Mrs Maupin, Mr.. and
Mrs. Rhoady Kenehan Of Denver and
Mr. White of Boulder.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06
tated sections of our common county.
We Of the blue to build up a new and

tated sections of our common county.
We Of the blue to build up a new aud
better North; you of the gray to build
up a new and better South.
How well we have each done our
part let the generations to follow US
decide. And. quoting the immortal
Lincoln. With malice towards none.
with charity for all. with hrmness IN
the right as God gives us to see the
right. let Us strive on to finish the
work we are in; 70 bind up the ma
lions wounds; to care for him who
shall have borne the battle and for
his widows and orphans; to do al
which may achieve and cherish a Just
and lasting peace among ourselves
and With all nations"
Permit me still 10 add.
And now the war Is over.
We've each resumed our ho,nes.
Well treat you still Ike brothers.
Wherever you may roam.
We pledge the hand OF friendship.
And wear our country's scars.
And rally round "old Glory" there
That bears the stripes and stars
May the omnipoten; God OF nations
bless our united country"
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06
WECHTER WAITING
EXECUTION GIVEN Med
Al FOR BRAVERY

Denver. June 1.-The state board et
pardons today. received the medal
which congress has voted to Louis
Wechter. who Is under sentence Of
death at the penitentiary. Weehiur
served in the American navy for .
number Of years and has two meds Is
given him for bravery by congreis.
and on one of them appears the
words. Fidelity. Obedience. Zeal"
Had he lived up to those three words
he would not now be where he is.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06
FORECLOSURE SALE.

Under and in accordance with 4
judgment OF the County Court OF the
County OF Fremont in the State OF
Colorado. on May i4th. 1919. in favor
OF II. r. Waldo. Administrator with
VIII annexed OF the Estate OF Sarah
Belle Talbot. deceased. plaintiff. and
against T. V. Ragsdale and William
z Ashton and Eva L. Ashton. defend
ants. and N accordance with an Order
OF Sale issued out OF the Office OF the
Clerk OF said Court by virtue Of said
Judgment. and to me directed:
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN. Tha,
on Friday. the 7fh DAY OF June. 1919.
at the hour OF ten O'Clock in the fore
noon OF said day and at the front door
OF the Court House N Canon City in
said Fremont County. | VIII offer for
sale. ani VIII sell at public auction Ia
The highest aud best bidder for eash in
hand Lots . and On Block IN Chap
mans Snbdivisin % Lot 10 and
So of lot g - csaas Gardens Canaa
City. Fremont County. Colorado. ac-
cordins 10 the recorded plat ar said
Subdivision. or SO much thereof as
shall be necessary 70 make the sum OF
81 .foS 80. With interest thereon at the
legal rate OF per cent per annum
from said May ifth. 1912. with costs OF
suit and costs and expenses OF adver-
tisement and sale. adjudged in favor
OF said plaintiff in and by said jndg-
ment-
Dated Canon City. Colorado, May
10th. 1912.
JOSEPH ESSER.
Sheriff OF Fremont County.
Waldo 4 Stump.
Attorneys for Plaintiff
First pub. May i6. 1919.
Last pub. June 9. 1919. d
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06
NOTICE or ADJUSTMENT DAY.

The undersigned, having been ap-
pointed executrGx Of the estate OF
Robert Chase. late Of the County OF
Fremont in the State OF Colorado, de-
ceased. hereby gives notice that she
will appear before the County Court
OF said Fremont County. at the Court
House in Canon City in said County
on Monday, the 10th day OF June. 1912,
al the hour Of 10 o'clock a N. al
which time all persons having claims
against said estate are notified and
requested 10 attend for the purpose OF
having the same adjusted. All persons
indebted 20 said estate are requested
TO make immediate payment TO the
Undersigned
Canon City. Colorado. May sth. 1919
IRENE A. CHASE.
Executr.x
Waldo & Stump. Attorneys.
First pub. May. .. 1912.
Last pub. June 8. 1912.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06
SHARP SHOTS AT
SAINTS AND SINNERS

What Is the matter with certain
ones who professcd conversion at the
rink: This salvation was too big %
get through the door OF the church.
What people deseorate the Sabbath;
anarchists. sports. gamblers and
some church members
What Is the difference between
some ianltors and some preacher
The former warm up the church and
the latter cool 1t off.
What is the matter with cross
Christians: They do no, bear tas
'''' -si --.s.s.s.-. -.
When Is one most grateful for
favor' Before he sets Il
Why do more women than men 30
to church, The fact that more than
than women go 10 the penlteniiary
will throw light on the question.
Why do some sheep grow so little
WOOL. They use their energy growing
horns
wha, is the difference between the
ancient and the modern hypooritel
The former chose the front seats in
church and the latter choose the
back ones. rush out before anyone can
get a chance TO speak to them and
then tell lies about church people be-
ing cold. etc.
What Is the matter with a man that
says he Is a Christian In principle
but is not practiclnE II. The Lord has
his head but the devil has all the rest
OF him
How many pious eranks can eNls;
together In the same church, Just
four. one for each corner. II two
''pussies- get In the same corner you
know shat the result will be
What Is the difference between a
man with peculiar IDEAS and
Bsiaam's beast: The one has four
legs and the other two. their heads
are similar
Why do We sit down on some
church membersg They remind US o
much OF benches
What kind OF excuses do church
members max. for not going q
church? The same kind that sinners
make for not going to heaven.
Why are some OF the rink converts
like fIrecrackerss They busted in the
first explosion.
How can merchants knock out mil
order houses. BY advertising as
prises.
Why do some church members Ee,
their feelings hur; 50 easllyl In order
TO have some excuse for shirking
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06
aUTOs on sYKLINR.

To Whom it May Concern:
By order OF the City Council Of tile
City Of Canon City. Colorado. all driv-
ers OF automobiles and carriages are
directed when going over the Skyline
Drive. to enter on said drive from it,
Western entrance around the soia
Point
The City OF Canon City. Colorado
BY F. p. SMITH. Mayor
Attest: JONATHAN SEAMAN.
City Clerk
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NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR o..
), PATENT. =
Mining Application No. OIls,A.


[. 5 Land Oflce. Pueblo. Colorado.
April 2s. 1912.
Notice is hereby given that In pur-
suance OF the Act OF Congress. Ap-
proved May 10, IS7e. W. H. Murray.
Sr-, whose post0nice Is Parkdale. Col
orado. has made application for a pat
ent for TIE Webster Park Placer
Claim situate IN unnamed and unor-
ganizet Mining District. Fremont
County. State OF Colorado. and de-
scribed by legal subdivision OF the
government survey. as follows. wig.
The sen Of NWi.. Eis OF SWL.
Section IS. the NEL of NwL. Section
ls. Township Is South OF Range II
West OF the 9Th Principal Meridian
containing l60 acres. Said location be-
ing recorded September 10th. 1894. IN
Volume 81. Page 2ss in the orice Of
the Clerk and Recorder OF Fremont
County. Colorado and forming a por-
tion OF the said Secs. Is and 10. Twp
IS S. Range Il W. OF the 6th Pria-
cipal Meridian.
Adjoining and conflicting claims as
shown by the plat OF survey: None
J. W. HAwLEY.
Register
First pub. April 25. 1912.
Last pub. June %. 1919
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06

First Publication May 80, 1912
Last Publication Angus; !. 1919.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1912-06-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Deparfment Of the Interior.

L. 5. Land Onlce at Pueblo. Colorado.
May %. 1912.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Anna
Someryllle. whose post-ofice address
Is Canon City. Colorado. did. on the
18th day OF January. 1912. file in this
Office Sworn Statement and Appllca-
ton. No. Ois5i5. to purchase the SWA
sen. S- SwL. Section IS. Town
ship IL South. Range % West. 9Th
Principal Meridian. and the timber
thereon. under the provisions OF the
act OF June 3. iS7S. and acts amenda-
tory. known as the Timber and Stone
Law" at such value as might be ixed
by appraisement. and that, pursuant
to such application. the land and tim
Der thereon have been appraised.
value $3.50 so: the timber estimated
l35.0o0 board feet at $3.50 per NJ. and
the land $4,000: that said applicant
will offer final proof in support OF her
application and sworn statement on
the 18th day of August. 1919, before
the Clerk OF the District Court. at
Canon City. Colorado
ANY person Is at liberty 10 protest
this purchase before entry. or initiate
A contest at any time before patent
issues. by fiiing a corroborated affi-
davit in this office. alleging facts
which would defeat the entry.
]. W. HAwL.EY.
Register.
First Publication May 80. 1912.
Last Publication August I. 1919.
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FOR SALE.

IN heal home. 40 acres OF rel
mesa land. IA miles from the grow
ing town OF olathe. Colo, 20 acres NJ
alfalfa. Il acres OF bearing orchard
apples. pcaohcs, aprico,s. pears
plums and cherries; $1,000 worth o.
improvements. good room house
new barn. 1Sxs2. aud other buildings
in good condition. large ccmen, cell
lar. 200 barrel oistern.
$3.50 per acre. third cash. dalanes
on easy terms. VIII accept good city
property worth sssoo as part pay.
ment.
u Interested. write theowner.
224 +. u. QUiNLAN. olathe. Colo.