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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

Teacher-What did the PhiHstines
say after David had slain Goliath?
Willie-O, I suppose they said.
Never mind. The seasons young yet.
Wait till David hits a Slump. Christ
mas Puck
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04
Nothino Much.

Il don't know whether I ought to
recognize him here in the city or not.
Our acquaintance at the seashore was
very slight"
You promised to marry him. aid
you not?"
Yes: but that was all"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04
Catherine Data

The object Of the average explorer
seems to be to acquire enough mate
rial for a lecture"
yes; that is my wife's aim when
she explores my pockets"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04
In1portant to Mothers
Never Fail.

My wife cant decide on car"
This model is the last word in
touring cars"
The last word, eh2 Then she'll
have it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

About one man in a hundred can
stand prosperity The other ninety
nine never have a chance to find out
whether they can or not
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04
Stiff and Sore,

Where were you day before yes
terday?"
Il was helping my wife to move"
And yesterday"
Had the doctor helping me to-"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

You'll generally always find that
the person who is most suspicious OF
others, himself needs watching.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04
Makes for Happiness.

Are they happily married ?"
Very. His lodge night falls on her
literary club night"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t IS thoroughly cured by
Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favor
ate family laxative.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

And the love Of money is also the
root Of much matrimony and all ali
mony.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

Reproaches are certainly an effec-
tive cure for Indifference; but they
change it to anger rather than love.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

Sore Throat is no trifing aiment. It
viii sometimes carry infection to the en-
tire system through the food you eat.
Hamhns Wizard Oh cures Sore Throat.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethiug, softens the gums, reduces inflamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

What has become OF the oId-fash-
Toned man whose word was as good
as his bond?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

Some society women ere known by
what they waste their affections on.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

A woman falls in love gracefully,
but a man usually stumbles into it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets
Druggists refund money il IL falls to cure. *. ".
GROVES signature is on each box. 25c.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

PILES CURED IN TO II DAYS
Your u-lggisG will refund money il PALO ONT
MINT fails 10 cure any case Of Itching. Blind,
Bleeding o. PrOJyudIng Piles in 70 Il days. SOC.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

learn Of their movem ents by reading
the numerous dairy papers, and by
joining the ButteTmakers' association
or the Cheesemakers' association, by
attending the local picnics in sum-
mer, and the annual conventions,
which are usually held in the winter
He should also continue to improve
himself by studying the Experiment
Station Bulletins, and by sending his
products to the monthly scoring con
tests While working for his own i'm
provement in all these ways, the but
termakeT has the satisfaction of know
ing that he is also doing his share to
advance the dairy industry and to i'm
prove the reputation of Wisconsin for
the production of the finest grade OF
butter and cheese.
A Demand for Experts.
College graduates who have OBJ
tanned a practical knowledge of dairy
ing, with thorough training in scien-
tiffc methods, are required in every
large city at commercial city milk
supply plants, in municipal inspection
laboratories, and in numerous posi-
lions in the large central creameries,
dairy farms and dairy supply houses,
or in the educational, inspection and
research work of the agricultural ex-
pertinent stations and the United
States department of agriculture.
Graduates of the University of Wis
consin, College of Agriculture, spe-
cializing in dairying, are now to be
found in nearly all civilized countries
of the globe and the demand for them
is steadily increasing.
Some idea of the opportunities that
are constantly coming to the attention
of the dairy department may be gained
from the following letter received by
Professor Harrington recently from
one of his former students, who now
has charge of large milk and butter
business, as we'll as several large
dairy farms:
October 2, 1911
Dear Professor:
The hand separator and gathered
cream We receive is the cause of our
butter not scoring as high at present
as it did when We operated under the
whole milk plan. In this section OF
the country we have gravel roads
and to control the age of the cream
l buy it every other day at the pat
ron's gate. We are operating -four
creameries in this manner, but not
only have bad flavor, but often have
unlike color, salt and texture, etc,
in their output.
To overcome this 1t is my plan to
run each plant by a medium priced
buttermaker at, say $50 per month
and then employ a managing butter,
maker at a higher salary to take
charge of the entire make at the four
plants and of the sales in the city.
This man should be thoroughly up in
the business in every way, from the
care Of milk on the farm to the scor
ing Of the final product He should
be a good manager of, men and be
willing to dive into the work himself
in order to have things right, and al
the same time not get the swell head
Eve now have men who knew how
to make good butter at each plant
but when l am away they will neglect
details and turn out IL per cent. over
run or ship in bad butter
DO you know of any man that
can get to manage the four cream
cries and the city sales department
for me?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-01-04

know what il means TO drag through the
long day, aching from head to foot tame,
sore, weak, miserable and Respondent.
What's the use of going through all that,
day after day-spending horrible sleepiess
gave his wonderful discovery to the world.
Dr. Derbys Kidney Pills (guaranteed) help
from the very first - they cant hurt. You
soon find they are diferent'-a truly scien-
cause of Kidney arrangements.
If you have diabetes, dropsy, Bright's dis
ease infamed bladder, any urinary diff
Guilty, rheumatism in any form, get DR..
Derbys Kidney Pills at once. 25c and 500
packages. Sample package free. At drug
gists', or sent direct by Derby Medicine Co..
Eaton Rapids. Mich.
nATEMYc Watson e. Coleman, Wash.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
AFTER LIVE MOOSE
To Use as Emblem for National Pro
sressives, to Be Kept at Oyster Bay.

Phillips, Me. Aug. 3,--Andrew Doug
lass. famous for years as a hunter
of big game. who has walked many a
moose down in five days. plans to Sc
cure big bull moose for the Roose-
Welt estate at oyster Bay through this
method, for a living emblem of the
Bull Moose party. Mr. Douglass is well
advanced in years. but he feels that it
would be the browning triumph of his
long life in the woods TO capture a
moose for Colonel Roosevelt.
The usual procedure in running
down a moose as practiced by Mr..
Douglass is to pick up the trail and
then follow it with gnfiagging zeal
until at last the moose capitulates. Al
the end of the fifth day the moose be-
comes 50 weary that it is impossible
for him to walk more than u few steps
at time. Then, with the stealth of
an Indian guide, Douglass creeps for
forward and throws a heavy rope las
SO.
one end is made fast to a convenient
three. There are mighty struggles for
a time on the part of the great ami
NAL, but if the rope holds he is soon
exhausted In this manner, Mr.. Doug
lass expects to capture great bull
that has been seen in the vicinity Of
Madrid, where the old guide lives. II
the capture is effected, il will be a
pleasure to Mr.. Douglass to send the
moose to Oyster Bay.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
CID CONGRESS.
CONTINUED from Page one.)
Archibald Trial
Postponed to Dec. 3.

Washington, Aug. 4.-The trial OF
Judge Robert w. Archibald of the Unit
ed States commerce court on impeach-
ment proceedings, brought by the
House of Representatives was, Satur-
day, set by the Senate to open. Tues
day, Dec. 3, the second day of the next
regular session of Congress. The post
pom amept Of the case came after a
long fight by a number of senators TO
have an immediate trial, as desired by
the House of Representatives
The House managers who brought
charges Of misconduct against Judge
Archibald demanded the trial open.
next Wednesday.
Judge Archibald, through his attor-
ney. A. s. Worthington, presented to
the Senate a formal request that ii lie
deferred until Oct. Is, on the ground
that his case could not be prepared be-
fore than time.
After two hours spent in secret ses-
sino the Senate by vote of Al to 10,
determined upon the postponement.
Judge Archibald has taken no part in
the proceedings of the commerce court
since the House Judiciary committee
first began the preparation of the i'm
parchment case against him, accord
ing to a statement made to the Sem
ate by his attorney. Mr.. Worthington
said the jurist would not participate in
any of the work of the court until the
charges against him have been dis
posed of
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
HIGH COST OF LIVING
Is Investigated by State of New York
Recommend Legislative Action.

New York, Aug. 4.--Having investi
gated the present actual conditions of
the supply. marketing and distribution
of food to the consumer in New York
City and other chief eenters of pop
ulation in New York state, the COM
mittee on markets. prices and costs.
the special subdivision of the state
food investigating commission has
reached definite conclusions and for
INFLATED them in its report with rec
concentrations for legislative action.
To meet the general complaint of the
increasing cost of living. the commit
tees main purpose was to examine
how far in the marketing of food
prices are raised to the consumer by
inadequate and uneconomieal facilities
and methods of distribution.
The variety and universally of the
marketing process in New York City
afforded a most valuable field for the
examination and demanded the great
est shore of attention.
The committee found that the mar
keting agencies of Greater New York
are covered by Is classes of food dis
tributors, ranging from the municipal
wholesale markets. the wholesale mar
kets conducted by railway and steam
ship lines and the farmers markets.
to the corner grocery and push-cart
types. Among the distribution agen-
cies. the markets committee reached
the conclusion that the large retail
market of department stores, buying
direct, receiving direct and selling di-
rect. is the best economic type in point
of efficiency, minimum of waste, sat
isfaetory distribution and due regard
for management and capital
The committee recommends. that the
charters of the various cities of the
state be amended so as to provide for
a department of markets. charged with
the economic and sanitary supervision
of food supplies used in the munici
palities. The department of markets,
it is further recommended, should D.
charged with the duty of publishing
accurate statements of market needs
and prices to be sent to producers of
supplies, that they may be protected
from extortion and offered facilities for
marketing. The committee finds the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
DELIGHTFUL PROGRAM.
Richmond Campground Sees Fine En-
tertainment, Friday.

Richmond, Me-. Aug. 4-tSpeciaD.--
A fine entertainment and social was
given, Friday evening. Aug. 2. under
the direction of Miss Inez Hill of Au-
gusta, consisting of orchestra music,
readings by Mrs. L. H. Cochran of At
tlehoro. Mass and Miss Marion Con-
don of Somerville, Mass; solos, by
Miss Gertrude Hobbs of Waverly.
Mass, Miss Annie l.. 7. Andrews, and
singing by the children. The proceeds
viii be given to the Campground Assoc
citation for the improvement of the
grounds. Special mention should be
made of the music of Fader's Orches-
ira of RoAbury, Mass, consisting of
Ralph and Oliver Fader. Frank Tas-
sinari and Frank Adams. A xylophone
solo by Mr.. Adams and vocal solos by
Miss Hobbs and Miss Audrey were ese
pecially fine.
A good audience was in attendance
and nice sum was received from the
sale of ice cream, cake and candy.
Everything Is being made ready for
campmeeting, which will begin, Aug,
l6, under the direction of Rev D. 3.
Holt of Portland, assisted by Rev. A.
a. Lewis of Richmond, as musical di-
rector.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
SPARKS FROM MAINE WIRES.

Apparently little the worse for their
experience of lodging the police ana
sheriffs of York county for the past
week and a half Miss Gertrude Jones
and Miss Agnes DAILY, who have been
missing from their homes in Portland
since a week ago last Tuesday, We're
returned, Saturday afternoon, by Mrs.
Mary s. Burnham Of Portland. State
Office for the prevention of cruelty TO
children. after being captured in Ken
nebunkport The girls have been
working at the Oceanic Hotel at the
Port during the greater part of the
time they have been absent from their
homes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
new PARTY MUST ACCEPT
.TEDDYS POLITICAL DOCTRINES,
Will Make His Confession of Faith Before
Committee Drafts Platfornl==ScoresT Taft
For MingO Saunders Matter-Will
Speak His Mind at Convention.

New York. Aug. 1.-The National
Progressive party must accept Col.
Roosevelt's political doctrines If he is
to be it's standard bearer He said.
late today. he would insist upon max
ing his Confession of faith to the
delegates at Chicago before the COM
mittee, which is to draft the platform.
makes its final report and that he
would not accept the nomination on a
platform which did not meet with his
approval.
Col. Roosevelt'5 speech was origin
ally scheduled, for Monday night. II
was suggested 10 him that the time
of its delivery be postponed, and he
informed his managers, he would NOT
consent to delay until after the
draft of the platform had been pre-
scented to the convention. Advanced
copies of the speech reached the lead
ers of the new party, several days ago.
The Colonel said nothing, however. To
indicate that the suggestion for a de-
lay in the delivery of the speech was
due to the impressions of those who
had read it.
Col. Roosevelt said. that in his
speech he had dealt fully with all the
great political questions of the day.
He spoke frankly and feariessly, ne
said, and believed the convention
ought to be fully appraised OF his
views before ratifying the tentative
nomination which he accepted, when
the party was forracd at Chicago. last
month. He contends it was upon a
question of principle that he left the
Republican party. and now that he
has done SO ne cannot make compro-
mise of principle in accepting the lend
ership of the new movement
His declaration of political faith, he
says. is one which will be termed
either Socialism or Anarchy, and prob
ably both. but represents his conNie-
tions. He goes TO Chicago to make
these views known. and to receive the
Presidential nomination only if they
are acceptable, in their substantial
provisions, to the new party.
Col. Roosevelt said it was for this
reason he had taken his determined
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
Grand Circuit at
Pittsburg, Pa, Today

Pittsburgh, Pa. Aug. For the
first time in a score of years. the
Grand Circuit trotting meet will be
held in this city, beginning tomorrow.
and continuing through Friday. The
cream of the country's best horses will
be seen in the various races The
track is ON Bruero's Island a 15a-
acre tract in the Ohio river, less than
one mile below the Allegheny and
Mongahlea rivers. Thousands of dol
lars have been expended in prepara-
ton for the meet and special lines of
river boats, trolley cars and ferry SER
vice have been arranged
The chief attraction for tomorrow
viii be the Matron stake for 3-year-
old trotters, the estimated value Of
which is $4,000. AT least IS horses
are expected TO face the starter
The Pennsylvania state of $4,000, on
Wednesday. is unusually we'll favored
in entries of 2.10 trotters. The total
value Of the Professional Drivers
stake will be $500. The resumption
of horse racing on a Grand Circuit
race here in a reminder among hun
dreds of horse men.
a score OF years ago, the HomeWood
Track, in this city, was famous
throughout the horse world and many
events were carded Maud S., driven
| by Frank Blair, showed the world in
I the meet of 1883, that mile could be
trotted in less than 2.1l, and the mare
was marked at 210 Ia, record look
ed upon ms marvellous in those days.
| Hal Pointer in 1893 paced away from
a field and lowered his record TO 2.0Slz
his driver, Ed Geers, receiving a re-
markable ovation. II was on the
Homewood track. too, that Globe. JUS
tin and Belle Hamlin, three famous
uotters. were hitched together and
rotted an exhibition mile In 1892, the
hrst time such thing was known.
The site OF the old track, today, is a
thickly populated section.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
THE BULL MOOSE IN
THE CENTER OF THE STAGE
CONTINUED from Page one.)

eral weeks ago. the nominations and
speech of Mr. Beverdge as temporary
presiding officer; the appointment of
committees and the adoption of the res
elution inviting Col Roosevelt to address
the convention, Tuesday. If all this can
be accomplished by z. NJ, it is pro-
posed the first session shall close with
am experience meeting, in which a rep
resentative from each state is expected
to tell briefly why he is a Progressive
and why he was alieniated from the ofo
parties. The convention will run through
Tuesday and Wednesday. permanent or
ganization being effected, Tuesday. The
nomination of the national ticnet comes,
Wednesday.
The Massachusetts delegation, tonight
elected four additional women delegates
to serve In the place of four men, who
failed to come TO Chicago. They are Mrs.
Richard Washburn Child. Miss Eleanor
Garrison, Miss Marie Towne, and Miss
Mabel Cook.
1t was reported, late tonight, that the
National committee, tomorrow night, I'M
seat both the white and Negro delega-
lions from Florida and arrange for the
representation of the state in some other
manner.
The subcommittee of the National
Committee, considering the Ohio cases,
1t was announced at late hour, would
meet again, early tomorrow, to frame
a report to the committee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05

to alter the position of Sanders except
his use by Mr.. Tafts campaign man
ayers in Ohio. In short. he was dis
charged by Mr.. Tafts recommendation
on his military record. lie is reinstated
under Mr.. Taft on his political record.
IF Mr., Taft did not tell the truth
about Mingo Sanders and his colleagues
in his report as secretary of war, from
which | have quoted above, then his con-
duet needs no Characterization by me. If
He did tell the truth, then his reinstate-
ment of Sanders in the public service is
still less in need of any characterization
by me-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05

stand, and he sent word to his man.
ayers in Chicago to this effect. Rather
than accept a platform which did not
meet with his views. he would prefer
TO retire IN favor of another candi-
date
According to present plans Col.
Roosevelt will make his speech, Tues
day morning.
Col. Roosevelt left Oyster Bay, early
in the afternoon. by automobile for
New York, where, at 4 O'Clock, he took
a train, which is due in Chicago, early
only by Mrs. Roosevelt and his secre,
tary.
The appointment by President Taft
of Mingo Sanders, who was a ser
geant of the eolored infantry regiment
discharged from the army for partici-
patton in the Brownsville riots, as 4
messenger. led Col. Roosevelt to eriti-
else the President. Sanders took the
stump in the Ohio primary fight be-
tween Col Roosevelt and President
Taft.
Sergeant Sanders said the colonel.
was the oldest and most respected non
commissioned officer in the companies
which, on the recommendation of Secre-
tary of War Taft, were discharged with
out honor. in 1906 and of whom Mr.. Taft,
as secretary of war, in 1906, spoke of as
follows:
1T goes without saying that if the
guilty could be ascertained they should
be punished. but the guilty cannot be
ascertained. and the very impossibility
of determining who are the guilty ones
makes the whole battalion useless to the
government as an instrument for main
tanning law and order. The only means
of Kidding the military service of band
of would-be murderers of women and
children and actual murderers of one
man is the discharge of the entire batal-
lion.
lin his report and recommendations.
Mr.. Taft explicitly explained that the
on-commissioned officers in charge of
the battalion were of course more re-
sponsible for what had occurred than
the others and nothing has occurred since
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-08-05
.wan,sd--A LAUGH.

Can't some one uncover large kind
~. genial joviai laugh and put it on
the wires for the cheering of the world?
The world needs it. just now. We
have had our fill of horrors: of disas-
tiers by sea and denunclatlons by land
There are plenty Of laughs in cotem-
porary politics; but they are not kindly
laughs They are cynical, disillusioned
chuekies. One laughs at man in poll
tics whereas what we want now is to
laugh with some one.
IT is well and right to deal seriously
with serious things. But there is such
q thing as getting too serious. One can
lose his sense Of direction in mental
gloom quite as quickly as In London
fog
Hunor is the lamp that lights the
streets Of the brain. Won't some ons
switch on the Iight2--Chieago Journal.