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The chronicle=news., 1912-12-21

mcnt at the coming session Of the
legislature
RESOLVED. That The Colorado
Association OF Commercial fxecu-
tivcs extend u yo,. OF thanks to the
newspapers of Trinidad for the great
interest they have taken in our meet :
ing today
RESOLVED. That the Colorado
Commercial Executives recommend
to the secretaries OF each of the COM
mcrcial organizations OF tn. state
that they make an investigation ms
to the methods tina, can be pursued
to reduce the fire hazard in their
community.
RESOLVED. BY the Colorado Asso-
citation of Commercial Executives.
that we endorse and urge the enact
mcnt OF a law by the Nineteenth
General Assembly. similar to the In
tcr-State Commerce Law, applicable
to Interstate travel with reference to
railroad passes.
RESOLVED, Thu, The Colora-
do Association of Commercial Execu-
tiNes, thht we heartily endorse the
rlans of the Panama California EN-
position, to be held In San Diego.
California. in 1915, and that we ex-
tend to the officers of that organic
alton the entire cooperation of this
association
WHEREAS, The Panama-Pacific
Exposition to be held in San Fran
cisco. in 1915. Is designed to attract
travel from all parts of the world,
and will prove n benefit to all sec
tions of the United States. we heart
lily endorse the work of the cxposi-
tion and the Officers in charge and
tender them the cooperation and
good will of the Colorado Association
OF Commercial Executives.
WHEREAS. Pixies Peak, located
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-21

Continued on page six.)
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-21

Resolutions:
WHEREAS. the efforts of tn,
Colorado Publicity League. new or
Eanization formed for the purpose
OF holding an Indian Pageant to in
ducc travel via Colorado to the Pana-
ma ENpositions In 1919. is doing en-
ccll.nt work for the state. be 1t
RESOLVED. That we, The Colora-
do Association OF Commercial Ex-
ecutives. endorse the said League in
Its efforts to attract travel to Colo
RADIO.
DE IT RESOLVED. BY the Colora-
do Association of Commercial Exccu-
dres. that we endorse the general
principles of placing the Internal
Improvement Fund In the hands of II
Highway Commission. for its cxpen-
ditnre in the Immediate future on
the development of a comprehensive
system of highways and urge upon
the l9th General Assembly early
legislation to this end.
RESOLVED. BY the Colorado AS
sociation of Commercial Executives
that we endorse what is known as
the printers Ink" Model Law. to
prevent dishonest advertising. and
recommend that the Association use
every cndeavor to secure its enact
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27
Rhgbarb Pie.

The rhubarb pie as made IN the
home Of a conscientious woman Is a
distinct impulse toward a better and
more efficient life. Properly made,
with the lower crust just as aaky as
the top one, and with the pieces Of
rhubarb sort Of halfway preserved IN
a delicious sirupy Juice, so that when
q piece is cut the Juice oozes out into
the dish and the crust dips into It and.
becomes amliated with It, then rhu-
barb pie is just about as good as real
apple pie. IN those circumstances Il
wen merits the honest old name OF
"rhubarb."
But the rhubarb pie Of commercel
A iuiceless, tasteless, hopeless, greeny-
grayish compound between two paste
boards! It tastes more like grass
than rhubarb. It ruins the digestion.
It blasts the hope and It sears the soul
with scornful meditation.
And to heap insult upon injury, It IS
ugually billed as home made"
We are becoming a nation Of eaters
awayfrom-home. and Americas one
purely national Institution, pie. Is laps.
ing Into desuetude- Alasl
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

The best fertilizer for the garden -
rotted stable manure.
The corn grader Is a necessity on
every farm where the corn planter IL
used
Diversified gardening is the safest
course for growers supplying local
markets.
Fvesh seed you must have to be
good, and good seed 10 necessary TO
get a satisfactory crop.
Onion seed for ripe onions should
be sown as early as the ground a
be worked Ia good order.
Do not plant short rows, but let
them run the whole length of the
garden II need be-why not?
In settling plants. ~ the top Is too
long cut part Of # of IL win prevent
whiting and the plant Is more apt TO
grow.
TO grow crisp early vegetables the
soil must be kept thoroughly puiyer
lied and we'll filled with rotted stable
manure.
String beans should be drilled III
double rows six inches apart. with
just enough space between to allow
for cultivation.
Nitrate of soda VIII force the Growth
Of Melons, tomatoes and other plants.
A tablespoonful scattered about each
tomato plant and slightly raked ln
VIII produce good results
II requires some ingenuity "a bring
tender. young plants through their
first three weeks of existence when
the sun IS hitting them al about 100
degrees-bul 81 pays
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27
ADVISED
THE HOSPITAL
Nrs. Hsrberger, Who Would Nol
Consent to Go There. Finally
Relieved IA Home.


ST. Louis. Mo-Mra Mary Herber
ger. OF this city. says. 2 Was sick Ia
bed for ten weeks. with uomanly
troubles. and had four Of tho best
doctors waiting on me.
Every one Of them said i would
have to 20 TO the hospital and have
an operation. but ! would not consent
to that.
thoueht ! would give Cardui a
triai. when ] began 10 take the first
bottle. I could not turn over in bed.
Sut had to be lifted.
Before finished the first bottle. my
.alns were leaving me. slowly. and
oon / was out Of bed and walking
around.
Ny pains have not come back.
since. weigh $50 lbs and feel fine.
Cardui saved me from an operation.
/ am going TO keep t IN the house,
for would not be without a."
Carduis strengthening effects quick.
~ show themselves IN many different
ways. This Is because the ingredi-
ents. from which It Is made. go to
the source Of the trouble, and BY act.
Ing specifically on the cause. relieve
or cure and help bring back health
and strength.
n the past 50 years, more than a
million women have been benefited
by Cardui. Just try e.
NJ. B.-Writs tor ladies' Adviaory
Dept, Ch~attanooga Medicine Coz Chat
tanooEn, Tenn, for Special Tnatruc-
tfona, and 0l-pnre book, AHome Treat
nneht for Women" sent An plain vrrap-
per, or request.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27
.S0D-B0UND ALFALFA FIELDS.
Methods Employed Oh Reeeneratino
Vary Great Dcai-Diekino 90
Most Popular System.

|IN NAH |Hu| ~ NM |NN."N".|
The methods used In r~egenefating
an old field Of alfalfa vary q great
deal Perhaps the method that Is
used to the largest extent throughout
an Of the northwest states Is the meth.
Cd Of disdng the land early ia the
spring. Whether or not It ls q good
plan TO disk alfalfa land ls @ question
upon which there has been much dif.
ference Of opinion. However. 70 this
work is done properly there seems to
be a good reason for so handling our
field.
In localities where there is but Q
small amount Of rainfall and where
the soil becomes hard and impervioue
Co water It is-a very good practice 20
follow. Then again In regions whera
there IS sumcient rainfall and where
the winter season is open. the thawing
and freezing win tend to loosen up the
ground and In that way have the same
effect as disking 20 the arid regions
II ia a well-known fact that the disk
ing OF the stems will cause them to be-
come very much thicker. However. Ia
disking alfalfa there Is some danger
In that the crowns very often become
infected with fungus diseases which
will oftentimes destroy the-mtire
plant. We must keap this in mind and
must govern u actions accordingly
LAst Is, we must use extreme care In
order that the crowns Of the plants
viii not be injured to any great ex-
tent
The disking OF course VIII cut the
crowns and there Is always the danger
that the fungus diseases win set IN
However, II we are careful and do not
allow the diseases IN our fields on the
start and are careful that our disk is
very clean, this danger viii be almost
entirely eliminated. The disk should
be so set that It win cut the crowns
Of the plants rather than gouge them
out. Some farmers have had success
by getting the disk nearly straight and
running the disk each way. This will
divide the crown into four equal por-
lions and each part WI send up a new
alfalfa plant and IN that way the stand
win be materially thickened
Then again It Is well to disk the
alfalfa field when the field has become
infested with blue grass and dande-
lions, which viii choke out a large
amount Of the alfalfa.
Farmers have also had success by
putting on from five to six pounds Of
alfalfa seed, especially upon fields
that have become infested with dande-
lions. It is sometimes a good plan to
add a small amount Of clover seed to
the alfalfa. The clover terminates
very rapidly and win get a good start
and will thus keep down the weeds.
The clover will die out In a year or
two and we viii still have a good
stand Of alfalfa. We would suggest
the following Of this plan upon a large
number of our alfalfa fields that have
grown alfalfa for three or four years
BY getting IN and disking It is pos
sible to thicken up the stand to such
an extent that we can grow our alfalfa
upon the same field for three or four
years longer and still obtain large and
profitable crops. The best time to
disk the alfalfa is In the early spring
because the young plants can thus OBJ.
tain a very early start.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27


John have you wound the ciockl
Eyes"
care you sure me dining DON win.
doWa are iockcdY'
= have attended 20 them
Im afraid the maid may not have
bolted The back door
n hoiied it myself.
~ think ] smell ga. Won't you
piea8e see If the stove ID. leabingf
mo use doing that
yes there So. I'm sure smell gas.
$50 sou don't
'in positive do. Go and see If the
maid hasn't left n OF the burners
of the stove partly turned ON
IT tell you It's no use. You don't
smell gas
what rs III then?o
Its what ! was thinking
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Charcoal and a small quantity OF
potash mixed to a fine powder and
fed to the roots twice a week for a
few weeks viii revive q dropping or
dying house plant. This seems to
act as a tonic and has been tried sew
eral times with good effect. In less
than a months time the plant win
take on new life and flourish vigorous
" # all the necessary elements are
not out OF the soil.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

I've seen dramatic incidents
in shows that cost me thirty cents
And shows that cost o~ne-and-a-halfi
Some made mo weep, some made me
laugh.
Nv seen the villain slammed IN jail
Without a friend 20 20 his bail,
And when the act was done. somehow,
Come out OF Jail and make his bowl
I've seen the pale young heroine
Who had escaped the lures OF sin
And saved her poor old fathers hide
While all were watching, tearful-eyed-
I've seen her leap from a high ciin
And heard the bass drum 60 ker-bifi
Then up the curtain came, and SHE
Bowed calmly there for an 20 see.
I've seen the hero say farewell,
And stop a moment just to tell
How far away he meant to 80
To win some wealth and fame. You know.
pve seen him leave the old home place
While tears were running down each
face
And IN a minute he returned
To take the call" for which he yearned.
But. best OF all, I saw last week
The incident Of whheh I'll speak.
Poor shakespeare's work was being
lone
curtain quickly down was run;
Then up, and to the cheering crowd
J. Caesars corpse got up and bowed,
And then lay down and died some more
And then got up for an encore!
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Farmers cannot pay too close atten-
ton to the %dry-farming methods that
are being drilled at them. The lack
Of snow the past season makes it
more than likely that all the moisture
ia the soil wm be needed 70 produce
q crop in many sections. with the
D~ry-Farming exposition In this prov
ince this year Is an added Incentive
to the 5 of %dry-iarming methods.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

The doctor told him he needed car.
bohydrates. proteids, and, above all,
something heterogeneous. The doctor
mentioned 3 long list Of foods for him
TO eat He staggered out and wab.
bled to a restaurant.
How about beefsteak39 be asked
the walter rs that nitrogenous7"
The walter didn't know.
Are fried potatoes rich in csrbo-
hydrates or not27
The waiter couldn't say.
We'll, I'll fix IT, declared the poor
man in despair. Bring me a large
plate Of hash"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

A dry-farmer for the best work
should be supplied with the following
implements In addition to the necea.
sity Of wagons and hand tools:
One pillow.
One disk.
One smoothing harrow.
One drill seeder.
One harvester or header.
One moving machine.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Thorough cultivation and deep cult
walton are two points to follow IN dry
farming. The deeper the cultivation
the more moisture the soil win hold
When the soil IS plowed deep and gets
full Of moisture the frequent and thor
ough cultivation Of the surface keeps
the moisture from escaping into the
lair as fast as 1t otherwise would
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Parson "a, noted for his long wind
ed sermons. met Or. b and inquired
concerning the health Of a mutual
friend. well. said the doctor, Tim
afraid he needs your help more than
he does NINE
Poor fellow!" exclaimed the parson.
rs It as bad az that7r
Yes; he IS suffering from ~.
somnia'
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

where Is the pager asked the
king of the royal chamberlain.
"sire. he rs missing 50 much that
De seemeth Ike a nyleaf"
"Aye. by my rood r0aied his roy
AZ highness. The Is not only a blank
page but be % a blankety blank
pagei"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

III you remember. Wombat was
married just a year ago"
Il remember"
I'VE ought to remember the ami
versary In some way. Yes. just a year
ago the wedding cards were out"
Forget It. The wedding cards are
being shufied for a new deal"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

20. yesl Dudley is a harmless sort
Of fellowl The only thing about him
Is that he has brain trouble"
"Nonsensel He hasn't any brain at
ALL"
Z know; that's the trouble Cath.
Ollie Standard and Times.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

England owns the Kohinoor. the
finest diamond IN the world"
Gowns the finest diamond IN the
world. Ell? That seems a shame when
she doesn't play baseball
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

"she says be was just made for
her
He has a million dollars. 2 under
stand
yes she thinks that vas Just made
Tor her. too
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

The calves should have clean pens
aud plenty OF outdoor exercise III
tbey can have the run Of the farm
they WIN 40 we'll See chat they get
plenty OF water Because a caif is
drinking milk is DO valid reason for
thinking thar be does not need fresh
water
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

He-The Smiths only invited mo
down to their place because I play a
good game of golf.
She lconsolingly)-Oh I'm sure you
must be mlstakenl-World of Golf.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

'Binghurst orders dinner 10 a res
taurant with an inimitable flourish"
That's true saW him flourish a
500 bin IN q restaurant yesterday. !
couldn't initiate that 10 sav my life
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Editor-There is Q sameness about
your poetry, ] regret to say.
Magazine Poet (hastlly)-What2
Bditor-A sameness.
Magazine Poet-Ohl That's better. I
Thought you said sanenessi-Puck.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

4Are you going to send your son
back to c~oliege77
well, since he's such a failure at
football, and rows like a born idiot,
It seems to me to be just a waste Of
money"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27
HER sPEclALTY.

Mrs. Wooph-n you don't stop COM
planning because e takes me 30 long
60 dress, i intend to get a divorce and
80 on the stage.
Mr.. Whooph-What AS? "A lightning
change artlal7
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

You have taken your son into basl-
ness with your
Yes" replied Mr.. Growcher
"But you seem to work harder than
ever"
Il hare to. I have an ambition to
know as much about the business as
he thinks he does"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

How could you send Jane, who Is
monotonous and embarrassing IN the
last degree. 70 read to that poor sick
womanT
she ia just the reader for the sick
woman. The patient is suffering from
insomnia
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

How well you are lookingl"
yes / am q vegetarian"
THAT settles It. / shall never eat
meat again. How long have you been
0ne3"
q begin tomorrow Mcgee
Blatter.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Il can understand ~spreRdeagle tao
tics, but here's something I can't UNI
derBtand."
whats thatgo
why should a congressman argu-
Ing for en- appropriation to dredge q
creek speak bitterly about the crown
ed heads Of Europol"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

He awore hat he would still be glad,
No matter what misfortunes came.
Alas. an umpire made him mad
The next day al a baseball game.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Though usually q cheerful wight.
He cuts q moss unseemiy caper
when, waking up some morning bright.
He hnda a thief has niehed hts paper.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

There Is no a why yoa
shouldn't try again, even though at
first you do succeed.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

she's the right kind to read your
hand
"Whyg
4Becauae she'll promise o a palmy
future.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

II hear the convict who escaped
left a note behind him to the war
den"
Yes. He was q very polite convict.
The note said, Please excuse the lib
erLy I am taking.'
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

First Hobo--I wonder what a palm.
list would say II he examined my
hand.
Second Hobo-That your name was
mud.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

More Important than the choice OF Presi.
dent IS the selection Of Garfield Tea as The
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Garfield Tea Is admittedly the simplest and
best remedy for constipation.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

want some raey reading
IAN right. SIR. Here's the Sporting
Ne0eH
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

London Is the b%eaithiest capital OF
Europe
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

Fourteen per cent Of the egg is al
bumen.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

TTTTWUTT.TII 70 W|.ITTUT-
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that Il
Bears the - -
Signature Of qRHZZ<M
In Use For over so Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-06-27

A North Dakota man has an li-foOt
beard.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-02
NOT CHILDREN
So They SAY

A spirit OF antagDnism 10 the pro-
position calling for an investigation
Of municipal business management. is
apparent among a majority member
ship of the board Of city and county
supervisors.
TO those who call at "city hail" II
Is easily seen that the plan proposed
by the Chamber NJ Commerce. that
II. Gooding Field. a reputcd account
ant ana financial expert. go into tho
city and county books ana records,
IL bound to meet with strenuous OPP
position.
Supervisor Low. "a chairman Of the
ways and means committee, n body
which has the handling of the muni-
Cipal purse strings. Low has gone or
record as bitterly opposed to the
scheme launched b. The Chamber of
Commerce.
That such an investigation was de-
sired was brought before the super
visors at q gathering where local bust
ness man and county legislators met
, in conference Several members Of
the Chamber Of Commerce then OK
pressed hope that the city fathers
would permit thorough investigation
Of municipal financing by q credited
expert in such matters
Nothing more was done in regard
Ia the recommendation until the an.
inomcCmcnt coming like bombsho Il
from a clear sky, ~ the effect that
/ II. Cooling Field had been chosen by
The Chamber Of Commerce for the
work
The matter is ono that Is slated to
Ec a live topic nj future meeting
Of the board.
I'VE are not children. I guess that
We know how to conduct our bust
rcss, without seeking outside assist
nncc," Indignantly declared one men,
her of the board this morning.
Low takes the stand that tn"
Chamber of Commerce might well
take in hand the matter Of cXpcndi-
turc Of vast sums Of money In the late
banana Camp-Map lie avcrs that
! thousands Of dnlIa.s were spent ana
Ia what purpose?
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-02
GROWS HAIR ON
BALD HEADS


In these days when youth Is the
moving factor in business, when u
man makes his mark at thirty-Rve and
IL ready to retire at forty-hve, when
business houses pension the man we
call middle aged" rather than allow
his tagging influence TO intrudc upon
the commercial rush, u bald head is
almost fatal to any mans hopes The
following must therefore prove in,cr-
esring to people who are losing their
hair or who are bald.
RcsorCn is one of the latest and
most effective germ killers discovered
Ny science, lnd In connection wi,h
Ecta Nupthol, which is both Ecrmi-
Cidul uId antiseptiC, a combination Is
formed which destroys the germs
which rob the hair Of its nutrmCnt,
aud also creates clean and healthy
condition Of the scalp, which pre-
vents the Development. of new germs.
PilOCnrpin IL u wcll-knOwn agent
for restoring the hair to its natural
color, where the loss of color has been
du" tO Il disease of the scalp. Yet, II
is not Il ru'0ring matter or dye.
This combination Of curatives mixed
with alcohol as II stimulant pcrfoCts
q most effective remedy for hair and
scalp troubles.
The famous Rexall "93" Hair Tonic
Is chiefly composed of Resorcin, Beta
Napthol, and Pllocarpin. II helps to
make the scalp healthy, to nourish
the hair, to stimulate the fOllicles.
Where the head Is already bare, il
enters the fOlliclcs. TcvitaliZcs the
roots, supplies nourishment, and
stimulates new growth.
We want YOU to try few bottles of
R"Hull "93" Hair Tonic, on our per-
sonal guarantee that the trial will not
cost you a penny If it does not give
you absolute satisfaction. That's
proof Of our faith in this remedy and
1t should indlsputably demonstrate
that we know what we are talking
about when we say that ReXall "93'
Hair Tonic will grow hair on bald
heads, except. of course, where bald
ness has been Of such long duration
that the roots of the hair are entirely
dead, the follicles closed and grown
over, and the scalp is glazed.
Remember, we are basing our state
mcnts upon what has already been
accomplished by the use of ReXall
"H&' Hair Tonic, and we have the
right to assume that what 1t has done
10 hundreds of others ii will do for
you. In any event you cannot lose
anything by giving it Il trial on our
liberal guarantee. Remember, you
can get RcXall Remedies in this COM
munity only at our store-The ReXall
Store. Benson, Smith a. CO., Ltd,
Fort ana Hotel streets,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-02
MORE SUCCESSES IN
PAIL WIRELESS TESTS

Manager Balch Is continuing his
successful series Of tests with the
temporary Pail station. Recently an
operator in Kansas City, Mo-, talk
ing with the operator in San Fran
cisco, was heard up at the Pail. Gov
ernor Frear was present at the time.
Manager Balch expects to go to the
coast on February lG and on his re-
turn may have arranged for the big
wireless station to talk to the coast,
The Mutual telephone line has now
girdled Oahu, the windward section
having been completed, The service
Is now remarkably good one,
PRISONER ESCAPES