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Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
NOTICE To CREDITORS.

~
John Lester Deitche and Allan L.
Ramsay. administrators OF John J.
Deitche, deceased, by direction OF
the surrogate OF the County of Mid
dlesex. hereby gives notice to the
creditors of the said John J. Deitche
to bring in their debts, demands and
claims against the estate of the said
deceased, under oath or Affirmation.
within nine months from this date.
or they will be forever barred OF any
action therefor against the said ad-
ministrators.
Dated September ~. 1912.
JOHN LESTER DEITCHE.
ALLAN L. RAMSAY,
AdmiuistNtoro
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23

and only lost their goats. The rivers cold and
dark; the boatmen in their bark don't smile or
sing joke; they do not care whoop what coun-
try's in the soup, what government goes broke
They sadly guide their ship the while their tear
drops drip into the briny flood; the captain bos un
mate have gottheir crouch straight the vessels
name is Mud. The sailors In the hold Just stand
around and scod and their blighted lives;
their hope they murmur, ends because their faith
less friends got after them with knives. Ah dis
NAL is the scene The old ships masts careen and
shake each spar and yard; and from the haunted
shore the sailors hear the of roorback and
canard The woods along the beach re-echo to
the screech of elephant and moose the donkey
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23

With Thanksgiving approaching so rapidly
there was nothing left for Turkey to do but
sue for peace. We fear, however, that it is
now too late as the slaughter. has already
started.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
STATEN ISLAND RAPID TRANSIT.
EAkE II NEW YORK

FAKE to NEW fORk
Oho ssW
Round Trip Observation-Disclosures. .6H
oo-Irip ilcket .................. lSW'
timetable In Eject september SO, 1siS.
TO NEW YORK
Leave Perth Amboy Daily
0:50: $3.50; 11;10 A. M. 1915: 1859; 1850;
$40: 4;25; b:25: $40: 1857; 300: io:a. !:
sundays and Holidays '~''N'''
e:1b; 7:4s; s:4s; s45; 1o:4s; l:4s A. N.
I2:46. I:t6; sos; 4:O5; $40: 6:1b; 1916;
s:15; TO- 90 p NJ. and Holiday Nights OnD
1890 p. M.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
FIRE ALARM BOXES

FIRE ALARM BOXES
23-Raritan Copper Works
24-Market and Sheridan Sts-
25-Smith ST. and G. r. R.
26-High and Lewis SITS.
z7-Madison Ave. and Paterson St
2S-Market and First Sts
3b-Smith and High SITS.
S6-N. Brunswick Ave. and New st.
97-State and Smith SITS.
43-Buck' ham Ave. & Hartford ST.
46-Comme cree and Front SITS.
46-State and Washington SITS.
47-High and Washington SITS.
64-State st. and Bnckir eham Ave
oe-.tall 40 ana afsdfiG Charles 5ari St -
57-State and Wayne SITS.
5S-Near United Lead Works.
69-Maurer.
62-Washin9ton and First SITS.
63-N Brunswick Ave. and Elm St
64-Smith ST. and Watson Ave-
65-Commerce and State SITS.
72-Front and Smith SITS
73-Water and Gordon SITS.
Tx carney Ave. and Gordon st.
82-Smith and Herbert SITS.
S3-Amboy Ave Washington st.
s4-Lehigh Ave. and Stanford St
S5-Near City Hospital.
s6-Cleveland and Brace Aves.
s7-Amboy and Hall Ayes.ysy n~ ,e
92-Amboy Ave. and Inslee st.
84-Nevil1e and Johnstone Sts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
Express
GEO. J. BROWN,
General TRAFFIC Agent.

PUBLyC SERVICE TIME TAHLD,
Cars Leave Staen Island Ferry:
For New Brunswick--8.10 q. m. and
every 80 minutes until $40 p. E,., also
At s:40 1910 and 11:40 p. m. (satur-
days only at 1s:lo:l
Is miHutes until $40 p m. Then every
10 minutes until 11:40.
For Rahway-5:50 q. IN. and every 10
minutes until 11:So y m
For Poynton BeAch-t:00 .. m and
-verv rs minutes unti~ l1:"o q m
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Albert P. Larkin (also known as AL
fred p. Larkin) executor of Richard B.
Larkin, deceased. by direction of the
Surrogate of the County of Middlescx,
hereby gives notice to the creditors of
the said Richard B. Larkin to bring In
their debts, demands and claims
against the estate of the said deceased
under oath or affirmation. within nine
months from this date, or they VIII be
forever barred of any action therefor
against the said executor.
Dated November 20. 1912.
ALBERT P. LARKIN,
(Also known as Alfred p. Larkin}
ic997-li-11-s t-oew Thurs Executor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
FROM NEW YORK

Leav. New York Daily
12 40; 1880; 2:4o:, $40; A:A0; 6:1b: '5:3O
5:45 sI5: $50; 700; TAO; $500 10:eo.
1880 P. NJ 1880 A M.
Sundays and Holidays
1880; 8: 90; 1000: II 100 A. NJ. 1900 Noon.
100, 200; 90; 430; $50; $3.50; 1880:
$50; 1000; II 80 p. M. and Holiday Nights
Only 1890 A. n
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
Perth Amboy Trust Go

THIS Company u . legal deposlt-
Dry for the funds OF ths State 0i
New jersey, the County of Middle
sex and 10 Also q depository for The
Munisipsl funds Of the City Of Perth
AIahoY o. ,-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23

What's the use! Oh sad old ship and
a
to
tacks yaws
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
PERTH AMBoY TRUST COMPANY

EARLY IN LII
is absolute assurance of comfort and
independence in old age..~~-Habits are
easily formed in the young. That of
saving is one of the 'ry best to ac-
quire. Start the habit with your chill.
dren by opening an account, for them
here. They will bless you for it in
years to come. We pay you per cent.
interest in our special department..
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
Salt River

By WALT MASON

The long campaign Salt
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
PROPOSALS.

PROPOAAI.a
Sealed bids and proposals win be
received by the Council Of the City Of
Perth Ambey FOR the construction Of IN
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-23
MUNOZ EXPRESS
STORAGE

Telephone Connections.
216-17-l9 Brighten Ave.
All kinds Of heavy trucking-furni-
ture and piano moving promptly At
tended to
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would answer fully yet briefly. giving
data, &C. It would mean much to hun
dreds of city folk who hate Town Anu
long for tho country"
While l was In Paris had the pleas
ure of q long talk with our Ambassa-
dor Herrlck as to this question OF going
back to the farm. and I saw something
Of farm activity In England and
France. Tho farmer in these countries
II the mainstay of the nation ana his
method OF living and his steady success
ara certainly an example for a would
bs American farmer 10 follow.
Never in the history OF our country
has the demand for farmers been sp in
sistent as at present. With the forth
coming plans for financing tho farmer.
according to President Taft and Am
bassador Herrick and the powers that
BIO, the possibilities must increase rap
IDLY.
The high cost Of living fss been aew
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-18

Leadingi
Some Folks would DO In . Sorry Way
II they didn't havs Nsurasthenie or
Nervous Prostrat ton to Fall Back Upon
a. an excuse for their chronic Pesvish-
nessi
There's Nothtm1 to Prevent vow
from Begging to Differ With Destiny
-and Getting A,0ay With III .i
Hard Luck Soon Stops Botherins the
Never Touched Ne" Aani
GLOOMY Forebodinss" u . Phrase
that always Makes W Recall . Msasly
Little Boy We Used TO Know who'd
Holler before he was Hill
There are . Lot Of People on the Ball
Field who Remind US OF the BatsmAn
who. after being Struck Out. Slouchss
Back to the Bench and Observes 70 his
Mateys that the Pitcher hasn't Got .
Thing"
You cont Accumulate tho LoIItpops
until you Learn HoW to AsstnstIate
the WalIopsI
Better TO Drop 10 the Bottom Of the
List and Start All over Again than Just
to Squeeze Through
Some Of US are not Wise Enough to
Discern that We are being Invited to a
Feast when Opportunity informally
Asks US to Take Pot Luck with Himi
The Cheapest Of All Excuses IL that
Things are Not Going Right At Homs!"
IT'S Embarrassing. after having Called
The World Our Oyster. to Find that our
Opener won't Do the Trickl
A Highly successfuI Man pho has
shomn HtwsseN ~ BE- Exceptionally
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Just About "Coing
Back to the Farm"

ishns Co. CThs New York World.
sifted down to the Utilization Of
thousands OF acres in our country that
could yield abundanuy but for the lack
Of WILL and EFFORT of the individ.
uall. Truly. he who runs may have .
farm with PROFIT.
The great dominant fact developed by
Ambassador Herrick and other students
OF this economy II that We are CON-
SUMING moro than ws are PRODUC-
mo in the matter Of foodstufrs and our
industrial growth 10 increasing day BY
day.
Therefore II would seem that tho man
who realizes this state OF affairs and
goes forth to md his little field of
fruitfulness. putting forth the AVER
AGE intelligent energy in the country
even as ne does IN the city (and knowi-
edge OF ways and means may bs found
on all sides), may indeed ind O iucra-
tive avenue OF endeavor to his result
ing good and TO that OF the community.
Said Ambassador Herrick;
I'm 1900 there were exported bread
stufrs amounting to s26l. ooo. 900; by 1910
the value of such exports had fallen
sisG, 900 600 and the imports had increased
sls, 10000.
These figures are alarming. They
show that the industry OF cultivatlng
tho soil In tho United States. relative
TO tho Increase IN the population and tho
augmented demand for foodstuffs. not
only has failed 10 progress but has
retrogressed decidedly in the last ten
years. Unless there Is q substantial and
l.
duction. the United states will soon
cease 10 have q surplus OF foodstufs
for export"
Therefore. TX. q. Jr." and all In
quiring brothers. these. the findings OF
our experts and sconemists. must Ger.
tainiy give the answer yeu sesk
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aanins Co. fThs New York WORLD.
To'enfed al Taking the Hurdles In
Iorrss " that Overcoming Obstacles
doesn'f necessarily Mean Tearing
them Do,oni
We Never Yet met a Really Talented
Touch Artist who didn't become 30
Welded to his Art that he Wouldn't
Work. frt,,
21tr
II We were Required to Take our
Choice between the Curly Salesman and
the Stopper over Ditto. We Think we'd
Wait for the Next Racei
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What IL Electricitu1

TCHIS question has pushed not only
the layman but the scientist for
many years. and even to-day can
not be answered in positive terms. We
are compelled to tell what electricity ID,
in terms OF energy into which II can b
and in stating what. that
energy does. Electricity. magnetism.
heat. light and motion are names Of re-
lated energy. And . study Of one leads
naturally into the domains Of the othsr.
Through these allied energies doubtless
We shall ind out some day rust what
electricity Ia At present We know Il
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-18

c iall y suburban
readers-shall l 90
back to the farm =?
IL there a living
to be made on any
small farm wlthia
fifty miles OF Nov
York by q man
W h o understands
Just a snatterins
OF ar d Q n l n & .
farming and fowl
raising? ! wish
some one who has
h a d experience
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tces,hsh. 1914 ;, q. p. P,s...s sa.A,
SYNOPSIS on rRFcrDryo cuAprsna

nss Ara, % s, avn -, .:S s:.. o I. 4:
DOB lws:.s eSssS d j. u. coslsSsss.. Yrss
,. scs ~" Yarn ws' s:. :i s'5 :oe &c: a.
Neg .h e., b: s'csp.{ "sr.a ysune "a 4
snothsr name, hAs dscs snii,ied. Wet. te
ssr1.ss nan. Tie eisii va Z q IL Ssishs tSs
VIII, .sz &. ';sr s%pd !. ' s.u X s,s
g: u; I s.:2 Tsi !:
Tlo Msn ga ,,us 70 I1sss Psoa 'N ssa% ,Ss
nam. Of Bsa,s. Dr';;.a I. sss,s:r ... sss.:
10 dsisst ths Union srmss 10 he .ShtnsndosS
yslls' md sa;swhs: un,H ~, ssSssssm Sssss's''
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Specialize. sner-
gizs. and Root
like Hughis Jen-
nings - and the
Open Sesame II
YourDi
The Man who
can Try. Reach a
Verdict and Pro-
nouncs Sentence
upon his Own
Case u on his
Way to Light and
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VALUE RECEIVED.

Griggs--Who'd ever suppose that
Brown would lend himself to such
contemplate scheme?
Briggs-He didn't lend himself; he
sold himself for cash down.--Boston
T5ansertpk
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- Droessd to WasAmston In response
- Gen. 0rant's sudden cell he re-
csivsd abundant evidence Of their good
will and affection. Ksrchival West par.
tioipatsd In this isavs takins. The sig
nificancs Of the call 1t that time was
unknown - him. 70 The 1ivlsion. evsa -
sheridan himself
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-18

'' :s':'s:.
styles are
smart. -" This skirt
shows that feature a.
ths' front combined
with . panel back. II
viii Be- found excellent
both for the suit ana
for the gown. This
season allows both
nigh and natural waist
lines and the skirt
can bs finished in
whichever way is more
b Q Q o m ing. Many
wsarsrs will like the
GETAWAY 'front.' but
when It IL desirable
to obtain all possible
effect Of height the
straight one will be
used. Whichever one
Is chosen. the skirt Is
. very simple one cut
in five cores. The
closing Is made invis-
IDLY beneath the over
Tapped edges Of the
front
For the medium
size. the skirt will re-
quire sk yards Of
material 81. 3& yards
~. az yards SO inches
wide. The width at
the lower edge Is an
yards.
Pattern No. 1900
IL cut In sizes from
20 to SO inches waist
N, an s,,ra
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Household EleCtriCs
By NtepAsn L 0ies

only BY it, manifsstst5oos ana The
various kinds Of work II will - Tor ~
when properly harnssseA.
Among the mysterious properties Of
this wonderful form OF energy are these:
1t has no weight. cannot BE- sssn. We
cannot hear it, passage along . wire and
Il has no oder.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-10-18
CHAPTER Nv,
Whtrling Through Vim
rhesfnp-

Dbl n . free hand ne eaa beet
the snsmy's cavsiryr
asked Gen. Grant oe os6.
Msads Q few days after
crossing the Rapidsn into
the wilderness. axty aniles from Rich,
nond. 70 Aght his way 70 tht JAmsa
Then let him % ahead ana % g."
Meade and the new cavalry oommandsi
and thereafter the thrss Aivtsions sf ~
rsorsanissd FEDERAL mounted forc&
undSr 0sna Torbsrt, Dress and Wilscp
had comparative loose rsln. The cav.
aAsy gAvA.A faariS gesa account Of h.
sell. but L found little q no opportun.
~ Tor concentrated astteh IN 8 region
y6sfs even Qraat's infAatry hordss "a
IN each others way. sv0 - HooksTS
Caanos,iorsviils.
Ths sansuinaey hssrors OF the year
before were ssaewsd q 0pottsylvania
ene the "n'oedy aagiA" bat they could
net stop GRANT He could Keep u ala
nemmerinC process Ill summer n
necessary. because ~ resources Of the
feoera! ressrvotr Of human supply vere
% much Sfeatsr than thosS Of the CO..
csdsratss that hs could afRsrd 10 loss
s. nree men = Les oaA aHd stu nj.
The Old NcClsalan bs1fle rro.n~ -:
Federal ioasss oasms nsaF 60 v1plns 98P
E:.a"aiis sS.'idss a.usl ~ 70 ,e 90
eWesecd cpportunity IN Q Gro11r sr1IS
eoward Richmond. wseh q overVhcS0-
ne focos. ln0audinG TIE euferX4i 14
orteaAes - Cusear and N0rfHf "a ~
oeleos be@6 - wear - Lss's EN- 49,
eaooa Weo be capital. aaA = - ~
Ieauon to despatoh The rsnain6ep a
ne ~ se NSethsso vk61Kla-N
Srsas re dsesetea y b ths Wl1se1
w. mover carried out: but = conosanS
u at yellow Tavern, only q nv mSSs
from Richmond. enc ConHedsroAee ioes
thsr gallant cavalry leader ana, Soau
eeoreur. the Incompatible Stuart. y
Haenuesely the wsf west =, L. q
second tishs had ohseigsd tn Te6Ses7
coross u the gate Of Richmond. 0vsHI
IN the middle Of June. settled dova -
front nof PstsrsburS. 1st9msneA q
49h r out on that lAe " q tosk III
summer i dA. In fsoG TIE aagD
wss destined 70 ,sss IA soas. wsasv
Gen. Lee sent - iases Q 1sres - I.
dared detach under NAriy. enes more
10 march down ths shsnsoAoAA vaTjs1
ana threaten Washjngtou. - %
SherldAns orders from 0eaa1 Woeo -,
press Early and cut Less oomsnun1o6.
tons by which he got supplies erou tie
rioh vailey for his dwindiing srmy. ~
was q large contract for - yossnS
commander Of ne Army az the eh@r.
apdoah. II ne oosaad fui6I ID RioAmonI
was doomed and ne DAN az ~ o.
federaoy were nunherSd. NerseVc,.
this was the region wherS the prsst1re.
Of the Federal GSua u,ooe .cr~iv r.~SsS
shahdlitatiou.
Hence the d>sira0iIftv. a. o,~>s .,x
Of sheridan's drivinr ths scsmJ s,sEH
the Valley, ana OF lesvins nothsr- v ~
70 invite their return. With com. ~
OF the ma gnituds OF ths tssk 49, ~
but confident In the stronr bach,r, 80
broad discretion Givsn him bv the ,sSs
tenant General, Sheridan rnsds his v,s,L
to sweep the Valley 40 clean ~
crow fiying over II would have "a 49,
Its rstions."
The defenders met this MOVE MN
relatively small force, but Including r.
many troops as possible who had pfss
viously tramped tho Winchester pike
with stonewaii Jackson's foot csvsi.
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mi Esp questions win be answered
Monday. Here are replies 70
L Wednesdays;
<l1.--(Why Is boiled water inSspidO-
because all its carbon!o acid has escap-
ed through boiling.
<le.-(why does wood docayO-Ths
airs oxygen unites with the woods car
bon and hydrogen. forming carbonio
ACID and watcr,
Ss.-Cwhat Is gun oottonD-Jt u made
by soaking cotton wool In q mixture Of
nitric acid and sulphuric acid: washing
and drying IT, Gun cotton In sdx umos
as effective. IN q shell. as IL its weight
OF sunpowder.
H4-(What are sunspots O-They are
enormous vents from 5000 to 100000
miles m diameter) for tho masses Of
flame that leave and enter the sun.
E6-UIow do winds increase the s'xs
and density Of clouds N-Cold wind cur
rents condense tho airs invisible vapor
ana add II to the clouds with which they
come in contact.
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Copyright. 1912. by The Pres
BY Sophie Irene Loeb.

A READER signing himself TX. 8.
~ Jr." writes TO The Evening
. World a. follows:
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Cheer Up, Cuthbert!
BY CIarence L. CuHen.

Copyright. 1912 By The Pres Pub
THE Pessimist 10 one who Cha4-
~sOi his Own Right 70 Hsppd-
L nesA.
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A Pocket
Encyclopedia
o'''sA. NJ N: Il. n a:.I w w. sya'''' O.

NJ NJ Nv Rs,i WA.
+l6-WAy DO sos emjov eotsno vseot
IN cold weather moro than IN hots
I,7.-Hoto con sOeoths- b fore
told BY oloudsf
II8-Why do oondIes sputter sohen
rdin 10 nedrf
4f9.-Why does sop swcredse
,odters cleansing po,oevf
120.-Why docs potodsr explode
tohen rubbed or strtIckf
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SQt5ao

r Call EVENING WORLD AANTON FASHION
Building
New o.
$sssmps pattern
,INPoRTANrWsts
r~ Sa, vs9ssA ~ I've ess sr lstH postage IN s.hu
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23
Larson. The yoang ladies say they
had a fine time and all kinds of fun.

Larson. The yoang ladies say they
had a fine time and all kinds of fun.
Mrs. Hill and family and Theodore
Hill and family from Canton were
visitors at the Knudt Fodnes home
Sunday.
Mrs. C. o. Fodnes left Thursday
for Hartwick, Mimi, where she will
visit with friends and relatives for
some time.
Mrs. Gunder Johnson is not feeling
the best at present, but we hope n
Will soon be In her usual good health.
Henry Skie was most agreeable sur
prised Sunday when a large number
Of relatives and neighbors drove In
his yard. The good people were GO
ing to remind Henry of his birthday
and those present spent a most pleas
ant day.
Fl. A. Skie has just finished build
ing a large grainery on his farm.
Mrs. Hill has built a large substan-
tial grainery most OF the lumber used
was from lumber sawed up from her
timber last winter and has also erect
ed a large hog house built of the
same material.
Miss Marie Hanson is at present
visiting with her brother and family
of Canton.
HI. Fl. Stubstien and family took in
the party at Skies Sunday.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23
I. W. Dibble Dead.

Word was received here this week
of the death on Saturday, August II
of j. w. Dibble, formerly of this city.
After a serious illness of several weeks
at his home in Ashland, Nebr., he
was taken to the Methodist hospital
at Omaha. Three operations were
performed which for a time seemed
successful, but other complications
arose which caused his death.
His daughter Mrs. Roy Warner of
Grandview, WASH, who had been
spending a few days at the home OF
r. D. Warner of this city. on receiv-
ing word that her fathers condition
was critical, returned at once to his
bedside, only arriving there about
two hours before his death.
The body was taken for burial to
Lincoln, Nebr., which had been his
former home and where one daughter
now lives. He leaves a wife, four
sons, and four daughters to MOURN
ais Ideath.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23

Miss Mable Abbott is visiting rela-
tives in town and attending camp
m Getting this week.
Mr.. Swartz was Oh the sick list a
few days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stewart and family
left Saturday for a visit In South
Eastern Iowa.
Mrs. w. M. Abbott enjoyed a few
days visit from her father go. Cosper
and an Uncle Joe Walling of Butte
Neb. last week.
Mrs. Lyon left Tuesday for her
home at Toma la. after a three weeks
visit with Mrs. Phelps.
Grandma Weed, who is spending a
few days at the Phelps home, had the
misfortune to fall and receive a
severely bruised arm and shoulder.
Mrs. Nicholson of Canton spent a
few days with Mrs. Hartman last
week.
The Dayton Ladies Aid Society will
have an ice cream social on the lawn
at the Roy Millage home on Tuesday
evening Aug. q. Everybody is cordi-
ally invited.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23
The Days Good Stories
Have to Rescue Pa.

Edmund Lamy, the skating cham
pion said the other day at Saranac
lake according to the Toronto Mail
and Express:
Skating on thin Ice is very danger
GUS. / heard two sisters daughters
OF an aged millionaire widower talk
ing the other day about 1t.
"Did you hear about poor pas
heroism?" the first sister said.
That beautiful chorus girl, Tottie
Tights, broke through the Ice this
morning, and pa plunged in and res
cued her.
"The second sister bit her lips"
"Well' she said. How DREADFUL
Now we'll have to rescue pa"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23
South Lynn.

Aug. 20, 1912.
Mrs. Ellie Shull and sons Lyle and
Roy are visiting at the f. @. Wiggin
home.
Cliff Martin returned from a trip
through Minnesota Saturday.
The Union Aid Society will hold a
sale of miscellaneous articles at the
Jacob Haas home on Sept. Bird. Every
body is invited to be present.
j. Ridpath of LaValley was calling
on friends in South Lynn recently.
Mrs. J. J, Jones will entertain the
Union aid society on Thursday Aug.
26.
Miss Katharin Norton returned to
her home last Tuesday. She has been
assisting with the care of her brother
f. p. Norton but was called home on
account of her mothers illness.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23
Second Time Around.

Up In Vermont the hotel business
Is real business and the man who
takes a room and eats a meal at one
OF the hostelries is expected to pay
for 1T without fail. II you don't be-
lieve it take a run up to Vermont
and try to beat the house bill. In one
of the little towns of the state there
is a hotel proprietor called Jolly
Jones.
One morning after breakfast a guest
was about to depart without paying
his bill. jolly walked slowly to the
door with him and in a deadly tone
said:
"Mister, II you should happen to
lose your bank roll between here and
Randolph you can remember that ]
didn't get any of it.. Popular Maya
zine.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-08-23

1t was the polite Frenchman's first
visit to a party In America, and he
was very anxious to do the right
thing, 70 when the hostess advanced
to welcome him he CALAMITY saluted
the astonished lady with a hearty
kiss. Unfortunately her husband
had been a witness Of the occurrence
How dare you, sir, take the liberty
OF kissing my wife? And before me,
tool" was his indignant exclamation.
Zone Thousand pardons!" exclaimed
the polite foreigner. II do not know
your American customs. Next time l
KEGS you firstl"