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Arizona republican., 1912-04-20
For Rent-Lands

FOR SALE CHEAP-15 acres of 1st class pasture only l mile from Phoenix. Address A. c. $. care Re publican. dm
 FOR RENT-50 acres in alfalfa, good house 312 miles out, cows, chickens. farming and dairy tools for sale takes $2550 cash to handle if you want a paying business and have the cash see this. Johnston at Cost ley & Thompson. r w. Adams. If
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

FOR SALE-Two lots in northeast part of city. A big snap for cash at S100 per lot less f han adjoining property is selling for Sec Cranson at IS \. First Ave tt
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

FOR SALE - Wharton roomng house. dg
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

rate; see him before claiming dates. Am judge of values and get the prices. Office 15 N. 1st Ave. Both phones. u
 AUCTION SALE-Tuesday, April g. miles west of Phoenix, on Low CT Buckeye road, or 112 miles south of Fowler school house. COmmenc- ing at 10:S0 a. m. sharp l will sell at public auction at my ranch on the above date my entire herd of dairy cows: 70 dairy cows, HOlsteins and Durhams, heavy milkers and fine in- dividuals. w. J. Dawson and son, owners. c. 0. McMuTtry, Auctioncer, 15 North 1st Ave, Phoenix. dg
 AUCTION SALE-Monday, April 22d. 1912. at 345 w. Van Buren St. commencing at 1 o'clock sharp, l will sell at auction the contents of a 7-room house: One extra good piano new Mission book case, book rack, new Mission library table, one new $45 velvet rug (9X12), two vel vet carpets, music cabinet, large oval mirror (FlOrentine gilt frame), three rockers. one couch, one box couch, heaters, 1 wood and coal range, gas range, oak dining room set, chairs, hall rack, center tables, electric fan, curtains and portieres, bed room sets, iron beds and springs, 2 can- vas cots, sewing table, card tables, dishes kitchen tables, refrigerator water cooler, wardrobe, wash tubs and board kitchen cupboard kitchen utensils. food chopper, etc, 50 feet garden hose, lawn mower. garden im- plements. All good. clean, no sick. C O McMurtry, Auctionecr. dd
 THE AUCTION SALE of goods for storage charges that was to be held by the Lightning Delivery. April 18th, las been postponed until May End. Lightning Delivery. ds
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20
Wanted-To Purchase
Wanted-Room and Board

YOUNG MAN wants room and board. with screen sleeping porch, on ranch in vicinity of Phoenix. State location, terms and full particulars. Address 149, Republican, db
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

A CHANGE in a life time 10 buy a nice new small house, p dollars down and balance just like rent. See Henry Quick, 15 N 1st Ave. #
 FOR SALE OR EXCHANGES acres alfalfa about miles west of post office, now used for dairy ranch. Will trade for city property. E. F. PascOe. no North Center st. If
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

SUBURBAN HOUSE FOR SALE
 Are you looking for an ideal home place? We have beautiful new six room brick bungalow, modern in ev- cry particular with 2h acres ground on car line. an abundance of fruit and shade trees of assorted varieties, "a rose bushes good large barn. fine chicken corral and 150 thor oughbred Barred Plymouth Rocks. Absolutely soft water piped to house. This Is undoubtedly one of the finest subur- ban homes near Phoenix, on cent carfare, and is self supporting, $l0OOOO cash will handle, balance monthly. Let ns show you. Scn 0wncr Il West Adams St, U
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

TEN YEARS TIME-For sale in tracts to suit, on ten annual install
 ments. 16O acres highly improved. also 160 acres uncultivated. or will lease or trale for good inside property. Box 2I, City. If
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20
For Rent-PaSture Lands

HORSE PASTURE-Smooth woven wire. Wcn water Plenty of feed. Alkire Ranch. Overland Ranch 943. If
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20
Professional and Business
 Cards

MRS. ELIZA A. EDWARDS-Ex- perlenced card reader. See past, pres ent and future. Ladies, 25c: gentle men, soc. 223 Buchanan St. corner Third.
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

l HAVE-A dandy 40 acre alfalfa ranch in the Glendale section that I will trade for a suburban home of 1 acre or not more than miles out. E. F.. PaScOe. 11O No. Center. tf
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20

ALL ROUND-Candy and ice cream maker wants position Address A Gate, 6S2 West 9th, Los Angeles. db
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20
For Sale-HouSes

FOR SALE-New brick house, six rooms, all modern. nice location, req SOnable price and easy terms. See Sid Henry. 15 N. First Ave. tf
 FOR SALE-4-roOm house 100 foot east front by 13714 long. good shade, lawn, corner lots. Price $15OO. S24 ;. Ave. us
Arizona republican., 1912-04-20
For Sale Eggs and Poultry

ALFALFA SCREENINGS for pigeons and chickens
 25c per sack.
 ARIZONA SEED co. 137 No. Central Ave.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07

wireing the church for electric lights
Misses Hershey, Brewer, Wood and
| Jackson spent an evening at the Monk
ranch last week.
Messrs. c. F. Elford of Boise, and
Chester Moore of Emmett, attended
the District Cabinet meeting of the
Epworth League held in Middleton
,ast Friday night. A splendid pro-
gram was planned for the conven-
ton which will be held in Emmett
the latter part of September.
The Mercantile Building is under
going a complete overhauling this
week. 1t will soon be ready for any
one desiring to rent this kind of store
room.
The members of the Baptist church
held surprise party on their pastor.
Rev. Tickner. Monday evening. The
surprise was complete, the people con-
gregating at Mr.. Hitson's before GO
ing to the parsonage. Ice cream and
cake were served.
Mr.. H. c. Flint and wife and Mr..
Tempke were in Boise this week.
Miss Joy Foote has been troubled
with spell of hay fever the past
few days.
Mr.. Eli Langtree was out of town
on business last Sunday.
Mrs. G. c. Paynter has returned
from weeks visit with her sister in
Payette.
Messrs. Westrope, Binford and
Stevens of Caldwell assisted the local
talent in musical at the Methodist
church Sunday evening. There was
a splendid crowd out considering the
unsettled condition of the weather
Those present report a good most
njoyable time.
Mrs. Leila Vrooman, who has been
visiting in Middleton, returned to her
home in Caldwell last Sunday.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07
DEER FLAT ITEMS.

The Sunday School class of Mrs
| w. H. Davis will give an entertain
ment and strawberry festival at the
Davis home Wednesday evening, June
18th. The class is preparing an elab-
crate program for the occasion.
Miss Elnora Rees is home for the
vacation. Miss Rees has just finished
successful term of school as primary
teacher at Ten Davis.
Little Fred Rose, who has been SER
iously i'll with pneumonia, is improv-
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. H. Mccullough at
tended Decoration Day exercises at
Caldwell Thursday. Mr.. Mccullough
is veteran of the Civil War.
Miss Atha Hitson returned to her
home in Middleton last week.
The school closed on Saturday-the
primary room closing Wednesday pre-
vious.
Rev. Root and family have taken
rooms at the Darling home, where
they will reside until the parsonage
is built. Mr.. Root will have charge of
the Free Methodist church the COM
ing year.
The Hitson store has been moved
to give the right-of-way for the new
electric line.
Mrs. w. H. Cutter is on the sick list.
Miss Minnie Vasold is in Caldwell
on three-weeks' visit.
Mr.. w. H. Hitson is improving his
residence by adding screened porches.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Wheeler of
Nampa visited Mr.. and Mrs. T. O.
Wheeler last week.
Mr.. James Traughber is home from
his school in the Lone Tree district
The Christian Endeavor society
elected members last Sunday evening.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07

Miss Mary Cupp returned yesterda,
from Payette, where she has beer
teaching.
Twenty five years ago Boise river
in this region had started to bring
forth some young trees along its
hank An occasional tree of larger
proportions occupied the hooks here
and there. At Middleton today there
is fruit factory saving this young
timber into valuable product and
it outside. Old timers are tell
ing how they could have done so and
so, and bought this place and that
piece of land for so much twenty
five years since, and twenty five years
hence we who shall have then become
old timers will be telling what great
buys we could have made during the
summer of 1912.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07
MIDDLETON LOCALS.

Making hay is the order of the day
this week. Our Industrious neighbor:
seem to think there is no time fol
moving quite SO good as between day
light and sun-up.
Mrs. S. S. Foote attended Chau
tauqua in Caldwell one evening las
week.
Leonard Jackson made a flying tril
to Boise Saturday evening.
Mr.. High of Idaho City is in Mid
dleton this week on business.
The many friends of Earl Newman
gave him pleasant surprise on his
10th birthday last Friday evening. The
young people gathered in Middleton
and walked out to Earl's home, where
they spent the evening until late
hour playing games and especially
enjoying the refre shments that were
served.
Little Adrian Within is reported
quite sick this week. DR.. Haley Of
NdiuWSH 10 tuC detSHuiHS ply oiNidh.
Mrs. Leila Vrooman and Miss Da-
Wis of Caldwell spent the evening in
Middleton Monday.
Mrs. and Miss Wilkins of Boise
spent Memorial Day with friends in
Middleton.
Miss Arrelia Jarvis is home again
after having undergone an operation
for appendicitis at the Canyon hospi-
tai. She was only in the hospital 8
days.
Mrs. Spurgin, matron of the Canyon
County hospital, visited with her par
ents at Middleton a short time Fri
day evening.
H. H. Williamson marketed eight
nine months old hogs which averaged
2l4 pounds. He received $7.25 per
cwt for them.
The Ladies' Aid of the Methodist
church gave supper at the l. o. o. |
F. hall Thursday evening, the 23rd. |
Sandwiches, pie, pickles and coffee
were served. The proceeds amounted |
to near $1,000 which will go toward |
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07
Resolution of Thanks.

The Grand Army Post and the Wo-
mans Relief Corps join in the follow
ing expression of thanks:
Whereas, The Grand Army memoir
ial services have this year been of un-
usual completeness and interest, and
SO many persons and organizations
have helped to make them so, there
fore be it
Resolved, That our hearty thanks
are hereby rendered the Baptist and
Methodist Episcopal churches for the
use of their buildings; the Rev. G. w.
McCombe for his excellent sermon.
and the choir of his church for their
service of song; Judge Bryan for his
gracious presiding on Memorial Day;
Hon. w. A. Stone for his eloquent
and greatly enjoyed address; the Cald-
well Band for their generous offer
and much appreciated music; the Ma
tional Guard and the Boy Cadets for
escort; those who gave flowers and
the women and youths for their
aboudning services in arranging them
and decorating the places of meeting;
the boys and girls of the public school
and the representatives of the Col
lege for their part in the exercises;
Mrs. Boulton for her reading and
James Boone, who volunteered i'm
portant service on the instant; the city
orchestra for its music and leadership
and Mrs. Olmstead for time and pa
tence in training voices; owners of
autos who carried the Post and w
K. Corps to the cemetery; and all
others who in any way assisted in
making the recent memorial occasion
one OF great delight to the old soldiers
and OF profit to the public.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07
A PLAIN STATEMENT
AND A PROMISE

An honest man doesn't
need laws to make him honest
or to keep him so.
An honest corporation
doesnot require laws to make
or keep it so.
Just what constitutes an
honest man or an honest cor
poration is more or less a
matter of varying opinion.
but it is generally conceded
that a man who treats his
neighbor fairly. taking no un-
due advantage. asking no ex-
cess Of profit nor misrepre-
senting the goods he has to
selling the best goods
he can produce with a fair
margain Of profit to himself
lis honest.
Now a corporation is no
more and no less than a man
doing business on a large
scale; and if a corporation
can answer that definition,
then we ought to concede
that it is an honest corpora
ton. Such a corporation
doesn't need laws or coercion
to make it honest or to keep
it so. And with all due
regard to skeptics. that is the
kind of a corporation The
Mountain States Telephone
and Telegraph Company
tries to be-claims to be.
1t is now giving the best
service it can produce at a
fair margin of profit. asking
no excess Of interest on the
money actually invested. Ot
has no bonds and no watered
stock.)
Now, without coercion
and without demand of law
it makes this promise-that
its rates shall always be as
low as possible consistent
with good service. If the
rates shall at any time pro-
duce an excess Of profit they
will be reduced to such a
figure as to return only a fair
rate Of interest on the money
actually invested. Keep this
in mind: it is true. and a
promise from an honest cor
poration.
Did you know that the
Mountain States Telephone
and Telegraph Company has
actually invested in property
$l.l5 for every $l.00 capital
IN which it pays interest?
7 our rates pay interest on
he $1.OO. not the $l.l5.
II MOUNTAIN STATES TELEPHONE np
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07

A highly enjoyable time was exper-
fenced last Friday evening when a
gathering of friends surprised Mrs.
Jack Mccall of Deer Flat on the oc-
casion of her seventy-third birthday.
About fifty were present and partook
of the feast spread by the ladies who
came we'll supplied with tempting
viands.
Those present were Messrs. and
Mesdames. Jack Mccall, VIM. Kol-
lenborn, Mark Newman, c. c. Fro
-braugh, L. N. Mccall, Carl Aven,
Clark Travis, w. H. Kollenborn, Ike
Dolbow, Ed. Dolbow. Nat Nef,
Everett Kendall, John Miles, A. G..
Keister and c. R. Kollenborn; Misses
Lottie Kollenborn, Abbie Steensma,
and Fern Kollenborn; Messrs. A..
Demki, Chas. Bohlson, Jacob Bohl-
son, c. c. Frobraugh and w. E.
Derig. Among the children were
Therein Keister, Clarence Mccall,
Irma Mccall, Hazel Mccall, Carol
Mulch, Kendall Mulch, Majorie Ken
dali, Levone Frobraugh, Clint Fro
braugh and Baby Aven.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07

Bids for the new Boys dormitory
of the College of Idaho will be open
ed at the city hall Monday, June II.
w. G. Brooks left Wednesday
morning for Guthrie. Okla, where he
will pay a short visit with his mother
and then proceed to New York, where
he enters the Columbia University
for masters work in Teachers College.
Caldwell plays at Ontario Sunday.
Mr.. Roy HURT and Miss Pearl
Hustead were united in marriage
"Wednesday, June S, at the home of
the bride in this city. On account of
The Tribune publishing early this
week, no particulars could be obtain
ed for this issue.
J. E. Kyle, the contractor, is build
ing bungalow on Cleveland boule-
ward, between thirteenth and four
teenth avenues, that will be quite an
to that SETON. There
will be seven rooms and a kitchen,
with cement basement. The plumb
ing will be modern and the house will
be heated by steam. There will be
front and rear porches, the rear one
will be arranged as sleeping porch.
1t will cost to complete about $25OOOO.
When completed Mr. Kyle will oc-
cupy the same. The foundation is
ready for the superstructure.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-07

WANTED-FURNISHED ROOM
by young man; give price and loca-
non Address w. c.. Tribune. ~
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01
Three Fools Heard From.

1t seems that there amt so
awful many infidels in the Social
ist movement, after all. At least,
if they are there, they are learn
ing to keep their lip out of The
Fool-K iller,s business. I did some
pretty straight talking along that
line in my August issue, and I
fully expected to. get a general
and concerted 'cussing out" from
the wild men the agnostics and
'infidels ofc the party. Now, how
many 'kicks'' do you reckon |
got? About three, I think. And
two of them came from men Ct
reckon they pass for mem who
evidently don't know. enough to
keep out of: the fire, without be-
ing tied to the bed post. They
put me in mind Of a blind
bumble lebee trying. to fly through
q glass window. Just flop and
ifiutter, hsplurge ands sputter, ais
all they can do. It would be anus
ing if it wasn't so pitiful.
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01
The Jaw-Bone of An ASS.

Once in far-off country,
So I've heard the old folks say,
There lived man named Sampson,
Unforgotten to this day.
And Sampson loved maiden
Delilah was the lass
And Sampson slaughtered thousands
With the jaw-bone of an ass.
Now Sampson tore up lions,
And lugged off city gates,
And Sampson tore down temples
So history relates.
And Sampson was the strongest man
That ever trod the grass;
That's why he killed his thoudands
With the jaw-bone of an ass.
But all this happened years ago,
And the world moves On apace,
And the big-mouthed politician
Has taken SIMPSONS place.
He amt so strong as Sampson was,
But he's in the Sampson class,
Because he tries to kill as all
With the jaw-bone of an ass.
j. L. 2.
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01
Come Ahead, Bro. Hale.
Dear Bro. Pearson:

Dear Bro. Pearson:
received your Fool-Killer. last
Saturday and read it through in
the first half hour, and then read
it over again after dinner just for
a digester. Say, brother, but I'll
be tetotally hornswoggled if The
ol-Killer amt the dingbustedest
flamdoodlest red pepper I've tried
to swallow for a long time. | am
sending you another quarter and
/ want you to send me another
copy. / want one to keep to read
when get the blues, and the other
to give away. will likely send
for more soon. It's good for you
when you don't know what's the
matter with you, and I know lots
efpeople who are troubled with
that complaint now.
I am going South just as soon
as I can sell what / have here, and
may stumble into your sanctum.
Who knows? / am tired and COM
pletely disguised with this COM
petitive hell in the commercial
world, and am just aching to get on
a little farm down in Dixie some
where where I can sit under my
own vine and fig tree, dig my ewn
taters and quit living out of paper
bags and tin cans. So send The
Fool-Killer along. IT may be the
means Of finding us a home among
your people one of these fine days.
Yours for a better time coming,
A. D. HALE,
Lacey, Wash.
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01
LOVE AND TOBACCO.
By ROBERT QUILLEN.

This paper has never, to it's
knowledge, given any one license
to believe that it would or could
run a Questions and Answers
department, but on the other
hand it has never attempted to
shirk responsibility, and it will
not do so now.
A young lady, unknown to the
editor, has sent in the following
touching appeal:
Dear Editor: / am engaged to
q very nice young man who chews
tobacco. | love him, but he won't
quit chewing-and I hate the
taste of it. Would you adyiseme
to marry him anyway, or not?"
This is a very serious affair.
Most decidedly would NOT ad-
wise you to marry him. Further
more | can heartily second your
antipathy to the taste of second
hand Browns mule.
Many otherwise perfectly good
love affairs have been snuffed out
by tobacco.
There was once a young man
named Carl who chewed tobacco
and loved a young lady both
very hard and both at the same
time. He used to court her with
an overgrown chaw in one side
of his face, and talk out of the
other side. While honeyed words
dfipped from one corner of bis
mouth good rich essenceof- to-
bacco leaf dripped from the other
corner. The more ardent~th the
young fellow became, the more
enthusiastically he chewed, and
when he got wound up on his pro
posal he shed juice like a ,sprin-
king cart.
Nevertheless, the girl accepted
him, chaw and all, for better OF
/ for worse, land probably, would
have married him if ithadn,t beer
for her Pa.
ItEhappened this way. 1t was
summer time, and the young
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01

felix's sat in the parlor, close to =
window. Paleaned hack in a chair
against 4 tree outside, listening
to their yumyumming. It was a
very dark night and neither the
girl nor Carl knew that Pa was
on the job.
Carl was repeating, for the
seven-hundredth time that even
ing, that he loved her like a muley
cow loves salt, and with each
word he chomped down on his
quid. Before he had finished his
first sentence his mouth was run
ming over and he leaned his head
back to hold the tide. Still he
talked on, his words coming
rather splashy and thick. His
mouth was open and he had quit
trying to chew. He was nearly
drowned when at length the little
Grafton was finished, and with a
deep, long-drawn sigh of relief he
turned his flooded jaws toward
the window, puckered up and
let 'er fly.
Pa had been working hard that
day and he was sleepy. It was
past his bedtime, anyway. Exact
" at the same time Carl loosed
that flood from out his face, Pa
turned toward the window, shut
his eyes, stretched out his arms,
and yawned.
Of course it wasn't Carl's
fault, and the old man had no
business there anyway, especially
with his mouth open. But it goes
to show that trouble will follow q
.chaw.
There was another case of a
young man who told his sweet
hearts youngest brother that
tobacco chewing would make
whiskers grow on his face. The
boy tried, but utswallowed the juice.
It made hair grow on the inside
Of his stomach and after it got
long and curly it tickled him to
death. Just before he died a
young doctor was called in, and
he made the boy swallow a safety
razor, but it was too late then.
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01
DOGS, DOGS, DOGS!
By RAY. L. BARLOW.

j Los Angeles, Calif.- Mrs. J.. M.
Herndcn, wealthy Pasadena wo-
man, went to Venice to-day in her
largest touring car, drove to the dog
pound and told the keeper to lead out
all the CANNES confined there and
she would give them q joy-ride. AS
the invitation also included himself,
Poundmaster Jeager was not long in
getting out the animals about fifteen
ours of all descriptions. They jumped
all over the automobile and Mrs.
Herndon, but she seemed to enjoy it
and directed the chauffer to speed up
and the run began.-N. Y. World.
Now by Gees! By the great
horned toad's wigglin' tail! But
don t that beatche? It's enough to
beat everything tosa frazzel, that
is everything except dogs. I've
hearn of these 'ere wimmen folks
that loves poodles betteren any
thing on. this whole earth, butait
seems that all dogs Took alike to
Mrs. Herndon.
I'll. betche that Mrs. Herndon
never in all her life took that old
buzz wagon Of, hern around and
picked up little children At the
orphanage and carried them n
round on joyrides, and I sorter
guess you will not bet your old
buck-skin purse and contents that
she ever has, if you did you'd be
q goner.
Mrs. Herndcn would not enjoy
having = car full of children ass she
enjoyed that car full of nasty,
stinkin' ours. No stree, she must
have pack Of dogs yelpin' all
around her.
It's q shame to any civilized
country where they take dogs out
joyrides, and leave little children
hungry, starving, lame and blind,
crowded in the dirty tenements,
without JOY or pleasure. But such
is the condition the swell society
of this country is wallowing in to-
day.
By Geeminy, tho! Just think
about it, will you fifteen jump
ing, scrambling, yelping dogs in
one car. Wasn't thata canine col
lection, tho? Wouldn't it have
made you puke, honey? / kinder
think it would have made me vom-
it to beat an old nanny hen
scratchin' for worms for the bid
dies.
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01
Prayer and Politics.

Oh, Mister South Carliny,
Who's got your candy now?
And don't you beat the dickens
At votin', anyhow?
You prayed to beat the devil
That wickedness should cease;
And then you went, by granny,
s And cast your vote for Blease.
II you amt learned your lesson,
I hope you will some day;
Next time you pray for something,
Go vote the way you pray.
J. L. p
The fool-killer., 1912-09-01

Whenever | get so near out of
business that I have to go around
tattling about my neighbors,
hang-taked if won't hike out to
Africa and sell patent calf tracks
to the sons of Ham.