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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

81 think III go and get q drink
uow."
"oh. darling. you know you swore
of for year"
Yes; but two years slApse between
this act and tho next
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23
Moro to the Purpose.

Crawford-I see there is a discus
sion as to the best place for a woman
to keep her money without losing II,
Crabshpw-What women need TO DO
taught is how TO keep their money
without spending it.-Judge.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23
He Knew.

links Tin the street carl tell you
science proves that the world has four
corners.
Bllnks-Not so loud. Some trust
magnate might hear you and try to
corner all the corners.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

well. here am" announced tho
fashionable physician In his breezy
way. and now what do you think
Is the matter with your"
Doctor. hardly know" replied the
fashionable patient. what is new p
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23
Linked.

Lady-And you say that there ia a
link between you and the tramp that
called the other day.
Hobo-Yes, ma'am; we used to be-
long to de same chain gang.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23
HAD THROAT
TROUBLE SINCE
CHILDHOOD
All Treatments Failed. Relieved
by Po7uRa.

Nf- w. TT
-, w.. ~ M H"iT
' t, L'he",a
"'''t'' LIS
vi 1891,
- NIl'I' WIN
XVIII "i lhr h,on,
e"..'! '.'' any h'l
''''l''. cough t'ct
sue ..t 1" ,NOl
l. N',''I t up w
,,'l "'." pll4M
lNIF,l UP .,n, '"ili
lI'' WV sun ine
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23
Johns Version.

Chlnaman-You tellee me where
railroad depot?
Citizen-What's matter, John? Losti
Chinaman-No! Ne here. Depot
lost.--Ladies' Homo Journal.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

Does your fiancc know your age,
Lotta?"
Observation-Disclosures Dlaettcr
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

Many a girl fails to select the right
husband because she is afraid OF be-
ing left.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

DR.. picrcc's Pellets. small sugar.contcd.
easy TO take ~ candy, regulate and inyig.
crate stomach. liver and bowels and cure
constipation.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

Most girls cannot even get near
music out of a plano.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23
The Proportion.


Knlckcr-Dld he speak at a dinner
Bocker-No. he ate at talk.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23
No Real Poet Ever Dlt

"why. yes. he considers himself 0
real poet"
I'm sure he isn't
"Why7"
Because he gets a regular income
from IT,"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

That is LAXATIVE nROMp OttNtNE t1nt fni
the Nanatufr ~ D., ". GltDN Is, I sd tho MOfd
over - Cure a Cold In one Day, -.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

Every black sheep today was once
somebody's pet lamb.-Judgo.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

II there was fixed price ON salv y
ton some tlghtwads would want a
discount
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-02-23

that on irrigated land We so,lre hos,
results by spring seeding n ,fe land
Is prepared the previous fall IN, seed
can he sown very early iu tho srr.nr
and the plants will become well cs,al.
ishcd before the hot dry weather be-.
gins. II should hc remembered tina,
one can hardly SOW grass sool u,o
carly I'm tho spring.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23

OF CANDIDATES
FOR CONGRESS.

FOR CONGRESS.
Tho Herald Is authorized to an
ounce
HON. CLARENCE w. TURNER
Of Humphreys County,
Is the regular Democratic nominee
for Congress from the Seventh Dis
trict. election Tuesday, November
< 1912. wed&wkly
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
ICE CREAM SUPPER
FRIDAY NIGHT

There will be an ice cream supper
at Sunnyside Friday night Aug 30.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
GENERAL Gates HAS
NOT YET DECIDED
PLANS FOR CONTEST
AFTER THREE DAYS CoNSUlTA-
TON HE HAS COME TO NO
DECISION.
n The SENATORSHIP RACE
Has Been Advised by Friends 10
Make Fight In the Primary and by
Others to Stay out-Wih Not Be
Fusion Candidate for Place.

Special to The Herald.
NASHVILLE, Tenn, Aug. 2l.-Af-
ter three days of consultation and
discussion of the senatorial situation,
Gen. Chas. T. Gates leaves the city
this evening for his home. At noon
today he was still undecided what
he would do relative to entering the
race for United States senator
against Gov. Patterson, and he said
he did not think he would have any
thing to say before he left.
Gen. Gates has been advised both
ways very strongly and his trip to
Nashville has not at all cleared the
situation. Two facts have been
brought out since his arrival in the
city. One Is that he will not make
the race for United States senator
unless 1t Is in the primary, provided
that a primary Is held; and the other
il that he will not even accept nom.
ination for United States senator on
a fusion ticket These matters are
being discussed by the friends OF
Gen. Gates. It is said that renewed
efforts will be made to call the pri
mary of, but 1t is doubtful II such
action will now have much effect or
the senatorial situation.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
LIEUTENANT MADRY
SEWERS CONNECTION
RESIGNS POSITION WITH c. N. A
TO ACCEPT PLACE As AS
sIsTANT BANK CASHIER.

It will be matter Of much regret
to the people of Columbia and the pa
irons Of Columbia Military Academy
that Lieut.. Madry is to sever his con-
nection with that institution.
Lieut.. Madry has been secretary
and treasurer of the school during
the past four years and during that
time he has made many warm friends
among the citizens of the city and
county and the hundreds upon hun
dreds of young men who have attend
ed the institution, all Of whom will
feel that Columbia Military Acade-
my will be the loser on his depart
ure.
He rendered his resignation Tues
day to take effect at once, in order
that he might be free to accep: the
position Of assistant bank cashier of
a bank at Selma, N. c., to which po-
sition the good wishes Of all COlum.
bia, the officials Of the Columbia Mil
itary Academy and the pupils Of that
institution will follow him.
In speaking of his prospective de-
parture from the city this morning
Lieut.. Madry spoke feelingly Of the
pleasant associations, his solici.ude
for the success of the Military Acade.
my and the satisfaction he would al.
ways take in his Columbia friend.
ships. ~
It is not known who will succeed
Lieut.. Madry, but 1t is thought that
some one will be named during this
week.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23

great roganization has grown until
1t has 1912 corps, circles and soci-
cites established in fifty-six countries
and colonies, with about 2l.2O3 ONO
ers and employees. In almost every
city OF consequence there Is branch
with barracks where beds are main
tanned and food dispensed at very
cheap rate. The Salvation army soon
found its ramifications were so great
and were 80 widespread was the in
terest In its work that it needed an
official organ SO the newspaper War
Cry was started and is in flourish
ing condition.
AS a concrete example of the mate
rial benefits of the army 6,327.349
persons are supplied with beds in a
single year, while in the same length
of time nearly 100000 are fed
Gen. Booth has made a number OF
trips to the United States and has
sent a number of messages" to the
American people upon various occas'
ions. While in New York in 1907 ne
gave out remarkable interview in
which he said: my wife has
preached and all of my children have
preached; now the third beget are be
ginning to preach. / pray to God
there may never be break in the
line"
While Gen. Booth was optimistic
by nature at times he became dis
couraged by his daily contact with
the sins of the world. Two years
ago during an address he predicted
the imminent dissolution of the worlc
by fire because of the great wicked
ness of the human race.
Gen. Booth was great believer
in the inherent goodness OF women
and often expressed the belief thai
every time a woman sinned she was
led to it by a man. He pondercd foi
three years wether or not he should
marry the girl of his choice because
he was not sure that he could make
her as happy as he wished.
During the last few years OF his
j life Gen. Booth had been troubled
with cataracts upon his eyes and re
Gently suffered virtual blindness
Several operations were performed
from time to time, but they only post
poned total Inevitable darkness.
On his eightieth birthday. while tn
light of human vision was swiftly
fading, the aged humanitarian donat
ed s5,000,000 for founding a untver
sity for humanity to teach those DO
ing social reform work. It will b
erected In London.
: Gen. Booth had tail commanding
figure and piercing eye. His 81
perb carriage and his long fiowinl
beard and snow-white hair gave hin
: physical appearance in keepin,
within life and HIS noble deeds.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
STATE SENATOR.

STATE SENATOR.
The Herald is authorized to an
nouLce
Or. T. eLEDsoE BROWN.
az candidate for reelection to the
senate Of Tennessee from the TWEEN
ticth District, composed Of Maury,
Lewis and Perry counties, subject to
the action Of the democratic party.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
GEN. WILLIAM BOOTH,
SALVATION HEAD IS
DEAD IN LONDON
DIES AT HIS HOME AFTER AN
ILLNESS OF SEVERAL
MONTHS.
EIGHTY.FOUR YEARS Old
Founded the Salvation Army Which
Extended All Over the WorId-Had
Been a Minister Of the Gospel Six
ty Years.

LONDON, Aug. 20.-Gen. Booth,
commander-in-chief and founder OF
the Salvation Army, died this even
ing. Gen. Booth had been ailine
since last spring. In May he under.
went an operation for the removal OF
a cataract in the left eye. The op'
Grafton was not successful and since
that time the aged evangelist has
been steadily failing. Gen. Booth
was in his eighty-fourth year.
Gen. william Booth, who develop
ed the greatest organized movement
since beginning of Christianity fol
the saving of human souls, was the
SON of a Nottingham, England, car
penter. He was born in the city on
April 10, 1928.
He chose preaching for a profes
sion and studied theology under q
private tutor for the Methodist New
Conetion church. In 1852 when he
was "a years old, he entered the min
istry, but was not formally ordained
until six years later.
In the meantime he was appointed
to do iruit work, but he had reeiv
ed a taste of evangelism and 1t ap
pealed to him. To his imaginative
and ambitious mind the work of min
istering week after week to the same
congregation palled he longed fol
fresh fields and a continued fight at
ter human souls.
While travelling through the coun
try partiularly in London, Gen. Bootf
was struck by the poverty OF the PEG
pie in the slums. From observation
he conluded that poverty and sir
were to a certain extent allied ant
that to do the most effective worl
and get the best results he should
transfer his efforts to the povert,
stricken denizeAs of the slums.
July 5, 1865, is memorable day
because on that day Gen. Booth tool
the first step which led afterward tt
the founding of the Salvation Amy
This effort was first styled the Chdis
tian Mission, but 1t laid the seeds fol-
tine greatest international army o.
which was to follow.
The name of the organization wa
changed to the Salvation Army ant
Gen. Booth commenced the gigantic
task of establishing regular arm!
to fight sin and poverty. From al
humble beginning in London thi'
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
EXPECTED TO
SIGN THE BILL
CONGRESS FINALLY AGREES ON
CONSTRUCTION OF ONE BAT.
TLESHIP.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 21..-Con
gress having agreed to one $15,OOO,'
900 battleship of $1,000 tons displace'
ment, the president is expected TO
sign the bill with the hope that there
will be additional ships authorized at
the December session IF congress
The new ship is to be called the
Pennsylvania.
II there be no additional ships next
session the navy will be in the posi-
ton, as often declared by Secretar!
Meyer, of fifth in the scale Of nations
and rapidly becoming lower.
The Pennsylvania will be OF great
er tonnage than the first-class dread
naught and will carry IA t7Sso|''
naught and will carry twelve 14-incn
guns. It will be about $50 feet long
The armor will, in all probability, %
IS inches thick for the turrets anu
upper structure-heavier than tna'
of any other vessel in the navy. Tne
armor has been tested by Admiral
Twining at Indianhead. There IL i
be nothing freakish or unstane n
ed in the new ship. N
All the navy people were expecs
ing to get two new ships and ar'
grievously disappointed, but tney
HAYES that the republican, senate VIII
take the initiative this winter and ge'
initiative appropriations this yedr'
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23

eussersss Dor rss HsssA
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
FIVE THOUSAND
PEOPLE ATTEND
CAPTAIN PECK AND THE AGRl'
CULTURAL TRAIN GREET
Ed AT EToWAH.

KNOXVILLE, Tenn, Aug. 16-Five
thousand people turned out at Etc
wah today to greet Commissioner Of
Agriculture Peck and the agricultural
train. It happened that this was
Capt. Peck's birthday. Etowah is his
home and is built on the farm on
which Capt. Peck was born. The
citizens arranged a reception in his
honor and turned out 5000 strong,
headed by q brass band, and gave
him hearty welcome.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
HERALD'S WILSON
& MARSHALL FUND
WILL BE THE BANNER CLUB OF
THE STATE BEFORE THE
SlGNERS STOP.

Though the diligence of Thos. B.
Forgey and the effort or The Herald
the campaign fund for Woodrow Will
son, being raised by The Herald, is
now growing rapidly. Mr.. Forgey
has made a partial canvass among
the democrats Of the city and county
and has met with unqualified success.
It is believed that the fund In this
county will reach 5000 before the
end. This will be the banner fund
of any city In the state.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23

subscr'oe For The Herald
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23

FOR REPRESENTATIVE.
TIE Herald Is authorized to an
nouncs
HON. L. II. HAMMOND,
Of Mt. P,sasant,
"a +. candidate for R0ureaeutattYo n
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23

as a candidate for Representative n
the General Assembly Of Tennessee
from MauIy county, subject to the 20
ton Of the democratic party.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-08-23
PEABODY ALUMNI
MEETING MONDAY

There is a call for a meeting OF the
Peabody Alumni OF Maury county In
the Athenaeum grove Monday after
noon at o'clock. DR.. Little and
Prof. wampler will be present.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28
Automobile Will 1 State Lasu Motor Fad Co1ng

in these is not with the aim OF avoiding
accidents. but facilitating traffic conges-
tions. Let the police make It law
every hour Of the day and on every
street OF the city that the slow-movins
vehicle must keep TO the curb. Every
driver violating this should be arrested.
because violations of this law cause as
many accidents as speeding does. says
Motor Age.
What is needed is that drivers Of slow
moving vehicles get the habit OF Keep
ing in their proper place on the street.
no matter what city they are In or no
matter what part OF the city they are
in. Accidents always happen at the
unexpected moment, and the cause OF
the accident at such times is due TO
the disregard Of a recognized road law.
Just as soon as the police make It iin-
perative for all users or the streets and
highways to obey every law OF them.
Just at such time will all or these users
get into the habit OF doing the right
thing all of the time and just In pro-
portion as they do this will the number
of accidents be reduced.
what is needed today In the cities OF
America is rational enforcement OF
the laws governing the use of tho road
and not more laws. The present regula-
tions are adequate. What IN needed
clad New York and Chicago traffic reg.
ulation In the traffic centers. and these
cities also need to extend this system
TO the less congested centers.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28
Tells How
To Clean Chains

'Tt Is impossible to clean chains prop
erlv without taking them on" says an
authority. "Thcy should be thoroughly
scrubbed In kerosene or gasolene until
all the foreign matter is removed. To
clean them Thoroughly. they should be
boiled, in order to remove the dirt from
the various bearings.
when thoroughly cleaned and dried,
they should be boiled in a mixture Of
tailow and graphite. When this is done
and the chains are allowed to dry. each
small bearing in the chain should re-
ccive coating of lubricant. After re-
placing the chains IL is sometimes adj
visable to put on an additional graphite
compound, In order to reduce the noise
Of the chains working on the sprockets.
"The former operation, however.
cleans and lubricates all the small bear
ings of the chain, which otherwise. are
not affected by the usual method OF
cleaning and lubricatlng."
The Washington times., 1912-09-28

Mr.. and Mrs. x. w. Felka returned
Friday from weeks trip through
Maryland. West Virginia, Pennsylvania,
md Virginia In the formers Speedwell
"duckboat." Mr.. Felka reports the
roads to be in fine condition.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28
Expert Points Out
Many Car Abuses

"The abuse most cars suffer is due
largely to carelessness or ignorance"
says r. w. Powers, manager of the
Goodyear tire branch. Many car
owners do not realize, for example,
the strain that Is put on their tires
In starting. stopping. and In turning
corners. IL is extremely bad practice
to come to stop abruptly by jsmming
on the brake. When this is done the
rear wheels slide and the tires are
subjected TO severe strain and wear
that are entirely unnecessary: II does
not take a mechanical mind to appre-
ciate this fact.
TT is equally bad to start the car
suddenly, for the full power throwing
the car forward jerks and grinds the
tires and also subjects the entire mech
anism of the car to sudden strain
that Is In time ruinous. The worst
feature OF such handling is that 1t is
The Washington times., 1912-09-28
Loading Motor
Trucks a Science

The loading of n motor truck is n
science. Bad loading can cost you a
great deal Of money. Good loading
adds many miles to the life Of your
tires, the life OF your springs. and
saves In the wear and tear on the
trucks mechanism.
II is much like loading a mule. II the
load is placed rightly. twice the cargo
may be carried successfully.
Unfortunately nine trucks out OF ten
are loaded In blind ignorance.
And yet a man soon learns the trick
IL only some one will point out to him
a few elementary principles.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28

Lucian Wilson, of the Warren Motor
Car Company. was n guest this week OF
Charles Kloppmeyer, of the Warren Mo-
tor Sales Company.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28

Thomas f. Terrell and family. and
Mrs. Catherine LOffler and Mr.. and
Mrs. w. II. Goodman are making a
weekend trip through the Blue Ridge
mountains In Mr.. Jerrell's seven pas
sengcr Speedwell touring car.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28

]. II. Baxter, of the Lozier Motor Cai
Company. was in Washington durinl
the week, visiting Gordon r. Cowie
no has Just taken the LoZier agency.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28
". R. EMERSON IS
AGGRESSIVE WORKER
FOR THE M0T0R|S7
Well Known Automobile
Agent Has Met Success
With His Branch.

w. r. Emerson, who is one Of the
moving spirits in the firm OF Emerson
& Orme. agents for Detroit electric and
Apperson cars. has been connected with
the automobile trade OF Washington
since December, 1909, when the firm was
organized. For twenty years he was
engaged in the machinery trade of Bal
timer, and designed, patented. and
manufactured more than 1000 steam
pumps.
Recognizing the growing Importance
of the motor trade Mr.. Emerson allied
himself with his son Bruce and James,
Edgar, and Gardner Orme, and formed
| the firm Of Emerson & Orme. The firm
has been highly successful and many
cars have been turned out from the
salesroom. located at 14o7 II street.
Mr.. Emerson takes great interest In
all matters affecting the rights OF motor
car owners.
8. c. Turkenkoph, OF the Premier Mo-
tor Car Company. Is spending few
days in the city; 1t is expected q Pre-
within. the next few days.
After travelling $500 miles through Vir.
ginia and North Carolina In 19l;
| Flynn. manager of the Washington
| branch of the Locomobile Company Of
| America, and Robert Campbell returned
yesterday. They were gone seven week.
| and visited Locomobile agents in both
States. "Wo had a delightful trip" said
| Manager Flynn, land found condition,
IN the automobile trade In Virginia anc
North Carolina very satisfactory"
| ]. II. Baxter, OF the Lozier Motor Cai
| Company. was in Washington durinl
| the week, visiting Gordon r. Cowie
Who has just taken the Lozier agency.
Lucian Wilson. of the Warren Motto,
| Car Company, was n guest this week o.
Charles KloDpmeyer, of the Warren Mo
| tor Sales Company.
| -
| Mr.. and Mrs. x. w. Felka returned
Friday from weeks trip through
Maryland. West Virginia, Pennsylvania
md Virginia In the formers Speedwel
"duckboat." Mr.. Felka reports tn,
roads to be in fine condition.
Thomas f. Terrell and family. am
Mrs. Catherine LOffler and Mr.. an(
Mrs. w. II. Goodman are making ;
weekend trip through the Blue Ridg,
mountains In Mr.. Jerrells seven-p
sengcr Speedwell touring car.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28

8. c. Turkenkoph. Of the Premier Mo.
tor Car Company. Is spending a few
days in the city. 1t Is expected a Pre-
mier agency will be established here
within the next few days.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28
10000 Motor Cars.

New York has approximately 10000 au-
tomobiles of one kind and another. In
ten years time It is not at all unlikely
that there will be 10000. and many hope
full members OF the automobile frater-
nifty place the figures at 100000.
The Washington times., 1912-09-28
Turtle Soup.

Jack shaft-where's your car. HIT
HI Gear--In the soup.
Jack Shnft-How's that?
Iii Gear-Turned turtle yesterday.
The Libby herald. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1911-1913, 1912-09-12
EUREKA NEWS NOTES.

Miss Nina Burgoyne became the
bride of Mr.. Roy Milton Jones, at
a ceremony performed by one of
the local pastors last Sunday.
Frank Slick is in charge of the
work of preparing the county fair
grounds for use this fall, and ere
long the transformation from a
jungle to improved realty will have
been complete.
II. c. Trip, corresponding Sec
retary of the Tobacco Valley De.
yelopment association, has sent to
M. L. Dean, state horticulturist,
several orchard views of this Sec
ton, among them being one of the
famous Scott & Rummel orchard.
Mr.. Dean will make use of them in
his annual report.
The Libby herald. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1911-1913, 1912-09-12
We MAKE AN APOLOGY

When reporting the dolngs of the
city council in the Herald last week
aneut the salary Of the city clerk,
the version or wording of the arti-
Gle might have led some people to
think that we were accusing the
city clerk of trying to get away
with something. If anybody un-
derstood the article that way we
are exceedingly sorry and humbly
beg the city clerks pardon. ] he
item should have explained that
the council had been paying the
clerk more than the law would
permit them to. The city clerk of
Libby has pretty hard job and it
is we'll worth the sum the council
him but the law allows but
$500 per year. Hoping this will
disprove any erroneous impressions
that may have been given, the
Herald promises to be more careful
in the future.