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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-07-19

Racine.-3Irs John Doonan re-
ceived a telegram from Fort Worth,
Tex, announcing that her brother.
Paul knatsch, was murdered BY
three negroes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-07-19
Fireman Is electrocuted.

Wausau-Fred Schroeder. fire.
man at the Barker & Steward saw
mill, was electrocuted at the mill
by placing a poker in contact VIZ
a high voltage wire
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-07-19
To Hold state con.an,inn.

'rairie du Chien.-The state con-
seatlon of the Catholic knights of
Oh 1mhas viii be held here July 81
2S-ag
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-07-19

Minneapolis. July l6, 1919.
Wheat-No. /. hard, 1.O99s; No.
1, northern, los u ; No 2, northern.
1.O7 Is Corn-No, 3. yellow, 73 &c.
oars-No 3, white, 47c. Rye-No
2, zoe. Flax, 1877.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-07-19
Chicago. july 16. 1917.

\ tsOl !" ~ 2 U AVI
Cattle Beeyes. 5.70@9.60; stock
erss and feeders. 40006.50: cows
and heifers, 2.700S40: calves.
5.50@9.0O.
Hogs-Light. 72oD7.7o: heavy
7,25 @ $50: rough. 725Q745: pigs,
5.S007.1O.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03

where with the fond wishes of the en-
tire party they boarded the north
bound train for bridal tour of the
cities of interest in the North.
The brides cake was cut by all
the attendants. Miss Byrd drew the
ring Miss Blakely drew the wish
bone. Mr.. w. B. Sloan, the dime and
Mr.. s. ]. Craig the button.
Many tables bearing beautiful gifts
Is indicative OF the esteem and prom
inence of the contracting parties.
The out of town guests were Miss
Edith Mayfield of Winder, Ga, Miss
Lizzie Hagan, Due West, S. c. Mr. and
Mrs. j. Livy Watson, Bradley, s. c.
Messrs. S. ]. Craig, w. B. Sloan, j.
B. Brooks, Laurens, S. c., John l..
Watson, Bradley, S. c., Rev. j. p,
Pressly, Due West, S. c.
After January fifteenth Mr.. and
Mrs. Bryson will be at home in their
new home on West Main street here.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
RURAL POLICE.
= =


Ii is more than probable that the
suggestion of abolishing the rural no
lice came from some person that is
not in sympathy with the sentiment
of little minority in the county that
are against the rural police with the
hope that with its discontinuance
hind tigers would rise nm and law
lessness increase everywhere and so
disgust people with conditions that
they would be willing TO bring the old
abomination-disp dispensary-back some
people are being mislead nv tho oirot
campaign that is being made at the
expense of the rural no,ico abont
blind tigers. and near beer How ,nory
people are paving anv attention 70
near beer anvwovq If t,oro aro n,on,.
it sure can't be intoxicating Where
is the drunkenness? There arc II ie
true here and there individna,s whose
penuriosness so dwarf their moral
sentiments, that thew would vote 90.
destroying the rural noIico wbiIo ,ho,.
know of tho i,oo,o,,a,,
done, and knowing the reactiop Of
crime Gncluding increased doroor 80
wives and daughters in country dis
tricts) it would assurodly hr,, I'LL
the hope of saving ten cents from
their tax. These men( thev oro fovn
are of a sort that would encouroeo
gambling like horse racing, for the
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
SPECIAL NOTICES,

For Sale Early Dutch and Charles
ton Wakefield cabbage plants. 20 cenIs
per hundred. Apply to Mrs. Geo r
Young, Laurens, S. C. 23-of
Wnntcd-To rent couple of good
milch COWS for an indefinite nori"G
j. Wade Anderson, Laurens, S. G..
23-2t-pd
For Sale-Mich COW, fresh with
milk. Apply to w. Fl. Barksdaio
-'"' n N'U''e o'"''oh' 23-lt-pd
For SaIe-Two good horses win
work anywhere separately or togeth.
er. Price reasonable Apply at once
to NJ. l.. Notes. 23-1t'nd
To Rent-A two-horse farm and .
one-horse farm, with comfortab,o
dwelling houses, out-buildings and
well improved. Apply to w. r.,
khight' Laurens, S. c., or Martha C.,
knight, Barksdale, S. C. 23-1t
For Sale-219 acres, miles north
OF Laurens, at $500 per acre. Ono.
third cash. Rented for next year for
3 bales. Apply to E. P. Minter. 1917
For Sale-A scholarship in n lead
Ing business school not MANY miIos
from this place. VIII sell at dis
count. For information apply at this
10-tf
For Sale--A few nice Pit camo
Cockerels. Apply to j. Broadus Hill
""io ono"iS' o. Y. 23-1t
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
Some Facts About Kansas.

There are half million young
men and women in Kansas over 2l
years Of age who have never seen
a saloon in that state.
There is not Kansas newspaper
which publishes a liquor advertise
mcnt.
One-third of the counties of Kan
sas have not prisoner in their jails
nor pauper in their poorhouses.
One-half Of the counties of Kansas
did not send a convict to the peniten-
tiary last year.
Kansas stands first in the per capita
valuation Of assessed property.
In recent speech Judge Mcdaniel
gave the following figures: Five
hundred criminals in Kansas state
prisons, $500 in California state
prisons; 600 insane persons in the
asylums Of Kansas, 5000 in the
asylums of California. About the
same population and about the same
wealth in the two states-one dry
the other wet. Seven times as many
criminals and 10 times as many
lunat!cs in the wet state as In the
dry. And this does not include the
lunatlcs in California who believe the
abolishment Of saloons will ruin busi.
ness.-Home Alliance.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
THE RURAL POLICE.

II some OF the rural policemen are
not doing their duty, the best plan that
we know OF is to get rid of them But
do not do away with the good and
the bad too, just because some are
not doing their duty. To be sure it
is rather hard TO run the affairs OF
the county and state properly under
the present administration. but we
should not be hasty about this matter
but should take our time. After the
next election we hope that the state
will enjoy better government and then
the rural police system can be put
on a better basis than il is on now.
But lets not do away with the sys-
TEN for with what the working ones
have accomplished the county has en-
joyed a season OF unusual quiet. The
system is good and We do not believe
that the people OF the county want il
done away with. We would say. let's
do the best we can under the circum-
stances and then later on trust that
we may get rid OF the poor officers.
put new ones in their places and re-
tain those Of the present force who
are doing their duty.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
ABOUT RAILROAD SCHEDULES.

An effort is being made By the trav-
cling men OF Greenwood to have
changed the schedules recently adopt
ed by the Charleston and Western
Carolina Railroad. The Greenwood
people want the old schedules as they
were run some months ago.
The people OF I.aurens should take
some interest in this move being
made by Greenwood. We are consid-
erably interested in these schedules
ourselves and our wishes Will be re-
spected by the railroad as much as
will Greenwocd's We believe that the
wishes OF the Laurens merchants
should be made known 10 the railroad
officials, so that they may judge as to
how the people all along the line feel
about them We ought not to sit down
and allow Greer wood to have her
own way in this matter for, while the
wishes of such large place as Green
wood should be respected to a degree
stiil Laurens is just about as import
ant and we should not allow our in
terests to go unprotected.
We believe that If the railroad is
given proper showing in this mat
ter and that If the present schedules
are allowed to remain in force for
short time, the railroad will very
soon put on midday train. In fact
1t has already been whispered that
a through train wac cpntarn oJ l,.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
Gun POWDER.

=.
Now the old time merchant got his
gun powder from Charleston, over
the South Carolina railroad to Ham
burg which market town vas the head
OF the railroad. The state laws would
not allow it to be transported open.
1t must be hid from view. A barrel
was filled about one third full of green
coffee grains. They kcg Of powder
was then set in the barrel, and more
coffee was poured around 1t, until the
barrel was full to the top. Then IT
was securely headed up and both
heads painted white, which colors was
sign to the railroad men that dan
ger was in the barrel. The goods
were then hauled home on wagons,
over dirt roads for eighty miles.
Hamburg and Augusta, Ga. were our
market towns. Every farmer had his
factor there, who handled his produce.
and got UP return loads of goods to
the up country villages for his wag-
ons, when he had no return loads of
his own.
w n @
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
Eot.ontrIc Work Basket.

There arc work bags made OF tur.
ties. Gould anything be odder? And
yet they sre not unattractive. queer
az they sound. The shell of tho tur-
tic is lined with some gay silk, and
the tail is pulled over and inserted
I'm tho mouth. then used as . handle.
They mako nice sowing baskets, and
win undoubtedly appeal TO the lovers
Of tho eccentric.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
BREWRRTON.


Beeks. a student of Limestone College
has returned to GaffDey after spend
ing the holidays with home folks.
Mr.. Henry 8. Beeks, who is In the
government service, returned to
Washington. d. C. Sunday, after
spending a month with relatives here.
MIR. Fred Stansell OF Greenville
spent the holidays with relatives here.
He returned Tuesday morning.
Miss Leila Carlisle has returned 10
Gaffney, where she is attending Lime
stone College.
Mr. Luther Beeks spent Friday and
Saturday with Mr.. and Mrs j. W.
Beeks
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilmot Smith of Ware
Shoals spent Sunday with Mr. and
Mrs. j. w. Beeks.
Miss Lula Simpson OF Greenville has
been visiting homefolks during the
holidays. She was accompanied back
BY her sister, Miss Agnes Simpson.
who will remain in Greenyille with
her
a delightful occasion OF the holi-
days was the reunion OF the Beeks
family at the home OF Mr.. and Mrs.
j. w Beeks, on Saturday The reun-
ion was pleasant one for every mem
ber OF the family except one, was
present. Mr.. J. ID. Beeks of Cross was
unable to come. Those present were:
Mr.. and Mrs. o. F. Beeks. Mrs. Lizzie
Beeks Miss Maggie Beegs. and Messrs
J. Calhoun Beeks, " Bennett, Beeks.
Herbert Beeks. Stepp Beeks and Hen
ry Beeks. Those present besides the
family We're Mrs. Wilmot Smith. OF
Ware Shoals, Miss Nora Davis. Miss
frankie Davis, Miss Eva knight.
Messrs. Leonard Simpson, principal OF
Tigerville graded school, Luther Beck
OF Pelzer. and Dickson Davis.
The family of Mr.. and Mrs. j. W
Beeks gave their parents a delightful
surprise party last Friday evening
large crowd of jolly girls and boys.
about sixty in all. were on hand TO
make the party an occasion OF much
fun and pleasure, During the even
ing there was talking contest, the
prizes being won by Mrs. w A. Will
liams and Mr. Herbert Beeks. There
was also a peanut contest, the prizes
being won By Miss Eva Langston and
Mr. Henry Freeman
Mr Henry Freeman, member OF
me senior class at Clemson, spent
Friday with his old school-mate, Mr.
Henry Beeks,
Inc Misses Langston of Trinity
Ridge spent several days with MI.
ana MES. Abrams,
MT j. +. Barber, principal of the
BreweTton graded school has return
cd to his work after spending the hol-
idayS with home folks.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
Notice Annual Heating.

The annual meeting Of the County
Board ri Commissioners OF Laurens
County will be held at the Supervis-
or's office on the 4th day of January,
1912. All persons holding claims
against the county will leave them
with the County Clerk on or before the
LIST day of January as required by
law.
MESSER BABB,
49, County Clerk.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03

SOCIAL AND PERSONAL.

On last Friday afternoon al the
beautiful colonial residence of Mrs.
w. H. Martin. Misses Annie and Edna
Sitgreaves were hostesses to the
Forty Two Club.
Tables were arranged for twenty
four players After several rounds
OF the adopted game of the club, the
guests were ushered into the dining
room, beautifully decorated in Ameri-
can beauty roses. Miss Beulah Bale
and Mrs. L. G. Bale, Jr., served a
very tempting salad course.
Those included in the guest list
were: Misses Beth Shell, Willie Mae
Childress. Lint Jones. DOME Counts,
Mary Todd. Josie and Sadie Sullivan.
Ina Little, Nell Miller, Kate Wright.
Julia Gilkerson, Josephine Fuller. An
ME Richey, Rosa Lee Franks, Mary
Belle Babb, Margaret Miller, Laura
Barksdale Wessie Lee Dial. Charlotte
MCGOWAN; Mesdames ]. f. Hart. of
Oklahoma City, Okla. ]. NJ. Dunklin.
Elizabeth Richey Bobbitt. H. D. Gray,
and F. X. Spratt
Miss Annie Gilkerson was the host
ess Monday evening TO Mr.. and Mrs
l.. G. Bale, Jr., and Mr.. and Mrs. John
NJ. Cannon, two of the recently mar
ried couples. Several other intimate
friends were invited to be with them
and most enjoyable evening was
spent. y sumptuous dinner was fol-
lowed by few games after which the
guests departed.
y very delightful party OF the
Christmas season was that given by
Miss Annie Richey in honor of Mrs.
Frank Tatum. OF McColl. The house
was very attractive in the decorations
OF the season. The score cards were
miniature cornucopias, the ladies en-
joying the regular club game Ma
tions." After a number OF games were
played, delightful punch was served.
Miss Richey was assisted by Mrs. A.
H. Sanders and Miss Richey.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
The Smallest raraoaa.

wanle Tenderfoot-"How did you
become 80 proficient at shootingH"
Bad Bili-"oh. by shooting pinheads
and such like"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03

The Advertiser will be glad to
receive the local news of all the
communities in the county. Cor
respondents are requested to
sign their name to the contri-
buttons Letters should not be
mailed later than Monday morn
Ing.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03

Bloodine Cough Checker will quick
~ aliay that hacking irritation ac-
G0mpanying a severe cough or cold
Inc safest and surest remedy for chill
aren. Keep bottle constantly at
Laurens Drug Co., Laurens, s. G.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03

Constipation is the cause OF many
ailments and disorders that make life
miserable. Take Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets, keep your
bowels regular and you will avoid
these diseases. For sale by all deal
ers.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
Notice Of Teachers Examlno,,on

There will be an extra examination
Tor teachers held In the Armory on
Friday. Jan. IL, 1912, beginning
promptly at o'clock, a. m. This exa
animation Is given by permission Of
the state Board Of Education and the
applicants Will stand on the usual
subjects.
GEO. l. PITTS,
Go. Supt. of I'D.
20-3t
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03


Miss Richey was assisted by Mrs. A.
II. Sanders and Miss Richey.
900
ThOmpsOn-BrysOn.
Ora, Dec. 30-An event of unusual
interest to our city was the marriage
on Wednesday evening when Miss Eu-
phemia Thompson became the bride
OF Mr.. William McCarley Bryson at
the \. r. p Church of this place.
The church had been very artistic
ally decorated for this solemn occa-
sion, the color scheme, red, white and
green being carried out throughout
the entire program
AS an event OF wide social interest
as we'll as OF unusual beauty, the we'd
ding and reception which followed it
attracted one of the largest assem-
blages that ever witnessed a similar
occasion here.
The wedding march was exquisite
ly rendered by Mrs. Alice McClintock.
whose soft touch OF Mendelssohn's
Wedding March introduced the little
ribbon girls, Misses Mary Blakely and
Alice Bryson in dainty white dresses
with red and green sashes.
The following bridesmaids and
groomsmen then entered: the brides
maids entering the right isle and
groomsmen the left, each crossing in
front of the altar forming crescent:
Miss Bessie Byrd in white marquis
cite with lace trimming over green.
Miss Belle Craig in white creme de
chine with elaborate silver trim
mings and red girdle; Miss Margaret
Blakely in white marquisette with
lace trimmings over green; Miss Edith
Mayfield in white crepe de chine, mes
saline, silver trimmings and red gir-
die; Groomsmcn: Messrs John B..
Brooks, S. j. Craig, Samuel II. Blake
ly, W. b. Sloan. All in full dress
suits
Miss Alice McClintock. maid of hon
or, white satin, crepe de chine, with
silver and pearl trimming.
Flower girls, Miss Rosabe Fleming,
white china silk, bearing red and
green basket covered with red and
green ribbon filled with white rose
petals, preceded the bride, who on the
arm of her father never before appear
ed so beautiful, elegantly attired in
white satin and Irish lace. In her
arms she carried lovely shower bou-
quet of bride roses, lilies of the val
ley and ferns.
At the altar the bride was met by
the bridegroom, leaning on the arm OF
his brother, j. Y. Bryson, and there
the Rev. jamie p. Pressly of the First
Associate Reformed Presbyterian
Church Of Due West, in very beauti-
full and impressive ceremony united
the happy hearts in holy matrimonial
unison. Immediately to the rear oi
the circle two beautiful letters "T-B'
set with burning candles had been
placed and while the ceremony was
being concluded the T light burned
out leaving only the B indicative OF
the happy unison Of two hearts beat
Ing afterwards as one.
The ushers were Messrs. Geo. II
Blakely and Robt. H. Fleming, who
like the groomsmen wore full dress
suits.
Immediately following the ceremony
the party was conveyed to the ele
CANT home OF the bride where a splen
did reception was held. After parti
cipating sumptuously Of the daintief
Of the dining room the party accom-
panied the happy couple to the depot
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03

They say the latest fad for the la
dies is the towel gown. Will it be the
napkin gown next?
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03

The Anderson Intelligencer had an
editorial entitled "Anderson's Banks
Wouldn't it have been more appropri-
ate had it been Banks Anderson"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1912-01-03
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PHI 6

tenn you overworked your nervous 49,
new. ana caused trouble with vo,ir syS syS-
ioins ana sISs 6hlSddOr1 hSr1 Have you % pSins H'G IN
aSbby eppsSpsnnn esSn and Il bladder Have you
upinan % sne eyesf A frequent desire 4no IN . on-
vTI, 1 ;. ;y.ou-Drcssist, Price 5oc. N''' VIII
LAURERS DRUG To. n''
Lsurens, 8. C.,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
Away Goes 9inD!Gs, B|aGAheadS,
Eczema and Other sSkin Affections

The Drug Store says: We are so
that ZEMO and ZEMO
SOAP used together will rid the skin
or scalp OF infant or grown person
OF PLMpLES. BLACkHEAD, ECZE-
ALA. DANDRUFF. INSECT BITES, or
any form o! itching. irritatcd, dis
figuring skin or scalp trouble. that
we DO not hesitate TO recommend
these clean refined remedies 10 every
person who desires quick relief and
4 cure from any form Of aggravated
skin or scalp affection. Oftentlmes
one bottle and one cake Of soap Will
cure 4 minor case OF skin trouble.
ZEMO and ZEMO SOAP produce
sure and swift results. You will not
suffer another day after you COM
mence 10 use them. You will fee!
like q new person.
ZEMO and ZEAlO SOAP can be OBJ
tanned from one leading druggist in
every city or town in America and in
Alexandria from Taylor's Drug Store.
-Advt.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
GETS SOIL OF EACH STATE
connecticut's Collection includes
: Earth from Noted Battlefields
and Other Places.

Hartford, Conn.-Solomon Close OF
Stamford. a veteran of the Civil war,
has. presented to the state a. cabinet
cczEatning samples OF soil from every
STATE n the Union, and from each OF
.9s possessions of the United States.
r7r %h:rty years Mr.. Close has collect
81 specimens OF soil, and he now
-1cs.gses samples from almost every
s-,,, If interest in the world.
,nrs cabinet presented to the state
-octains also samples from ST. Hell
So Mapolenn's tomb at Paris, from
- scotch estate where Paul zones
vac BORN, from the battlefields OF
Flodden and Bannockburn, and rom
R1seri Burns grave.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
Costly knowledge.

Every tailor knows lot Of promis.
ing young men.-New York Tribune.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
Swan Bros
King and Pitt Street
Chi|dren's Goats
Reduced

A CLEARANCE SALE OF chill
DREN's COATS NOW IN PROGRESS
and OFFERS YOU the oPPoRTUNI-
TY Of BUYING AN EXTRA COAT at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES.
Child-en's go. 9S Cloth Coats, now
MISUNDERSTANDING. ..-.---.....-.. l-DJ
Children's SO. 9s Cloth Coats, now
....................... ..-...,..........S2. b3
Children's $l.9S Bear Skin Coats
now ...,.-.'...........'..... ~ -
Children's 81 80 and 1898 Be ar
Skin Goats now..................... Sly
Misses $3.50 Cloth Goats now.."..$4. 9S
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02

= t.1- .-st -"eat or young Mrs. Al.
i-- -,.'en7 Just reverse what the
g 1 .,@. -s'agnmw said about spiuster.
no. end 7p0iv Il 10 natrimony. Use
5-1e ia, i, :n> said. as hit amt so
a ~i.ar ,,'t strrgglin'. :.
70: to1ghod and young Mrs.
80. &l... ., '.icuhtftllly
s-4s t.o.E.., .,a!este. remarked the
-, aa2ss >,gnde abruptly, you al.
7-.s--'1 --r..: - scntil With The Mer.
tla -, l~clsh January. You'll
y - .ass., : suppose >"
.-c:l:E saE art answered young
-. 'io1z Daaisd.y. Do you sup.
80 ia g T-ay fer {. whole month
.rd. Ecarz I'D. Then he simply couldn't
e. M -s5ts: how badly he might want
tci ~, ~has AZ ids2! Are you
c~ag-
In4r9 Eaz aootnar chorus OF laugh.
eer.
"Ch, -el,,T conceded young Mrs. AL.
iisnZ ~.Go 6 nmile, zone might as we'll
pak,5 the hest CT ones troubles"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
JOHN +. ROBINSON, GEO. :. FRENCH
President. Secretary.
Alexandria Fertilizer and
Chemical Company,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Fertilizers, Fertilizer Materials and
SuIghu1IG Acid.
Ask your dealer for the Alexandra
Fertilizer and Chemica! Co. $ products.
Capacity: 10000 tons per annun.
Princess Street and Potomac River
Wharf Alexandria. NirCiui

Medicines that ala nature are al
WAYS most efectual. Chamberlain 5
Cough Remedy acts on TINS pian. II
allaSS the cough. relieves IN" lungs
opens the secretions aud aids nature
in restoring the system 70 healthE
condition. Thousands have t"stlhed
TO its superior excellence. Sold by
w. +. Creighton and Richard Gibson.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
Susp;clous Circumstance.

''Is that man g complete cynic?"
''Not complete cynic," replied Miss
Cayenne: "if he were, he would not
go to such great and evident pains to
think ug cynical remarks"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
4 Test.

Shakespeare was seen to weep.
They never even asked me to re-
port z Championship game" he sob
bed.
Plainly, he had failed in e test Of
literary ability.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02

How dd the little miss or baby en-
iov the Buster Brcwr Snoes you bought
at Ma.shali'ss All .;ght2 That's what
thcv al say. uJE
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-01-02
The Wreck.

.9osr-1 hear a burglar got in youc
hetse while your wife was away.
i-ory-Yes; Pm SO glad. My wise
F-l't knoS how much or tho WRECK
IS me and how much Is bim."-Ha'
par'z Bazaar.