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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
SUPERVISORS MEETING.
srecial Session Has Been Called For
Next Thursday.

The Houghton County board Of
Supervisors will meet in extra session
Thursday morning, according TO tho
announcement made yesterday. The
meeting Of the board will likely take
up the treasurership problem and at
tempt 20 decide upon a course Of ac-
ton.
The Portage township Is still with
ogt supervisor, but it is likely tina
there viii be a man appointed to fl!
tie vacancy before the session on
THURSDAY Justice Little, clerk Of the
township. announced yesterday thai
there would likely be a special meet
.uc called for the near future TO pick
a man for the position, the board de
LAYING us action as long as possible
merely 10 see If NJ NJ Foley. the srp-
errisor who was elected from thr
r..rushir but who resigned recently
tu accept the position Of treasurer
temporarily. would be able 20 serve
again 4 re-iuststcd by m" board, Nj
IrtI. stated that there seemed 10 be
good deal Of sentiment in favor o.
-o.muws SIR Foley in case he was not
r.c.lI. tu ecrv, ass county treasurer
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
HoU6AroN sREvirlEs.

Mr., and Mrs. = l. Van orien enter
tanned At a dancing party at the Sig
ma Rho fraternity house last evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Phillip Thomas, who
have been spending the holidays as
the guests Of Mrs. Johnson vivisn in
East Houghton, have returned to their
home in Minneapolis.
Watch night services will be held
this evening in the Huontown NJ =.
church. Rev. W, @. Prout will de
liver an address
Democratic County Chairman John
w Slack +. J. DUDE. Sheriff James
J. Byers and Representative Fred
Happier Of Lake Linden left sunday
for Lansing TO attend the inauguration
Of Governor Ferris.
sheriff James ]. Byers was uncer-
tain until Sunday afternoon whether
he would stay in Houghton and well
come Sheriff elect James Cruise into
office At midnight tonight or go TO
Lansing to attend the Inauguration of
Governor Ferris. Finally. when hc de-
cided TO make the trip to Lansing he
delegated George +, Carroll his som
in-law and one of his deputies for the
past four years 10 act as his personal
representative in welcoming the in
coming sheriff.
William Wahl is installing i'm the
county infirmary barns n modern dair,
equipment. The county keeps a herd
Of - mich COWS here and among this
number are some certified pure bred
Holsteins for supplying milk To the
county tuberculosis sanatorium which
adjoins the county infirmary.
A daughter was born TO Supt. and
Mrs. George Banks Sunday night.
Thomas Kits left yesterday after.
noon on a business trip TO Milwaukee.
The Trinity Chuch Sunday school
held their Christmas exercise last eve
ming in the church assembly room.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
Worse Yet!

Wilton Lacknye. the actor. once made
n dramatization of Les MiScrabics"
He had spent much time on his work
The drama tizati of the Hugo master.
piece had been one of the dreams OF
his early youth. Truly. the completed
drama was TO the actor as II child he
dearly loved. But when Mr.. Lackaye
tried TO interest theatrical capital IN
the production he found dearth of on.
thusiasm. Every one knew that Lack
aye had dramatized LES Miserablcs,'
and ii was one of the live topics Of
Broadway. Oscar HammcrStein met
Lackaye in this particular period, aud
his first question was;
Wilton. have you got manager to
produce Les MiserablesT
Aud to this Lackaye sarcastically re-
piled:
"a manager to produce IT! haven't
found manager that can pronounce
it"-Kansas City Star.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
Rasult of thu Chase.

John Burroughs Is well known rs one
OF the foremost of nature writers IN
this country. Some time ago he visited
his brother. Eden Burroughs. who lives
In the Catskills. at place called io-
bart. The two brothers went fox hunt
ing together The honor of the hunt
came to Eden. who shot the only fox,
II so happened that foXskins were
worth about 81 at that time. and the
successful Nimrod took much pride IN
telling how he got the better OF ih'
sage of Slabsides. Later. In Boosting
to few friends about it In the pres
ence of his brother. John. he was IN
terrupted by: "You have Dragged about
that fox hunt long enough lon shot
the fox. sold the skin and got -
wrote u little account Of the hunt nho
got So from the magazine which pub
lished 1t. So there you are.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
Four of a Kind.

Judge Isaac Russell. chief justice Of
the court of special sessions OF New
York city, undertook - private ana
unannounced tour of Inspection among
the various corrective and charitloe
institutions of his jurisdiction. says 'ne
Saturday Evening Post Late 'o ,"'
afternoon he entered the outer once
If one of the insane asylumS
II should like To make n trip lurouS"
this place" he said To I'm und'rRc'P
or who CHANGED to he In sole char-e W
the office temporarily.
"visitors' days are WEDNESDAYS au'
Saturdays" said the keeper sho''H'
and. besides. it's after hours.
But insist on being S"o""
through" said his honor.
well. you've got n nerve! gro" W.
the keeper. who are yon to be Gi''"
me orders?'
~ am Chief Justice Russell OF '"e
court OF special sessions" was the ~"
swer
"Thatll be about all" said the N''P
or wearilv We've got three OF N''
I'm here now why don't you eau YOU
self George Washington? There op'
one Of him"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
A Fortunate Dream.

In 1920 terrible epidemic OF cholera
decimated Marseilles and Provence. and
Sardinia owed It's escape to a dream
At this period the viceroy OF Sardinia
dreamed that the disease had invaded
Sardinia and that the ravages were
trightful When the viceroy awoke he
was deeply impressed by his dream A
little later merchantmen put In Its
appearance at Cagliari. the capital. AND
demanded a place to berth. The Sar
dinian refused. and when II was limited
that the merchantmen wanted to land
some sick the viceroy threatened 10
train the guns of the fort upon the
vessel IL the captain did not instantly
depart The people OF Cagliart thought
that the viceroy was mad. but great
was their Joy later when they learned
that this very ship. which went on 10
uarseilles. was responsible for INTRO
iucing cholera into the famous port
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
A Lucky Error.

Printers errors are usually annoy
ing, but printers error saved the life
of my best friend" The speaker was
Cosmo Hamilton. the English writer
He continued:
Horace Hamfat is an actor. Rich
today. he was poor and failure up to
the age OF forty. His life up to that age
was passed in the provinces on two or
three quid week. A qu.d, by the way.
is So. Well one Saturday in Manches
ter Horace Hamfat's show went up
the manager fed. and Horace for three
days lived on bread and dripping. Then
a letter came 10 him from London ad
mirer inclosing FLO.
THE admirer forwarded also an Item
from theatrical page that Horace
himself had written-'Horace Hanfat
is starring in Manchester. But the
typesetter had made this item read.
truly enough:
"'Horace Hamfat Is starving In Man
chester New York Press.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
Houghton Department
YEAR FATAL TO
PROMINENT men
Forty Deaths Reported for Hough-
ton Last Year

Probably no one year in the history
OF Houghton has seen so many promi-
neut citizens pass away as has the
year Just closing. the death rol for
1912 showing the names Of men whose
lives have been linked with the name
of HUughton since the town was
founded.
The death list Of Houghton's promi-
nent citizens contains the names OF
such men as John Senter. long con-
nected with the Du Pont Powder
company and one of the copper coun-
trys real pioneers; Horace ]. Stevens,
well known as an expert on mining
and author Of the Copper Handbook;
Graham Pope, prominent mining man
and Well known Houghton merchant;
James pryor pioneer settler in
Houehtop ana extensive lumber ope-
rator and contractor; Capt. William A
Dunn mining man who first intro
duccd dynamite into the copper coun-
Try mines and noted as the discoverer
of the Baltic mine John c. Hodgson,
"a pioneer settler m Houghtor; Michael
T. Dillon another OLD resident and \.
l.. Worilcy, one Of the copper coun-
try's first photographers, whose sud
den death less than a month ago is
still fresh in the minds Of many
Nouqhton Births and Deaths.
Tho past year in HouGhton did not
break any birth or death records al
thouuh the number Of deaths was be-
low the average for the past ten
years The average for the past ten
years has been SO deaths per year in
the village but this year showed only
40. The records for the past ten
years are as follows: 1912. 40; 1911,
&C.. 1910 st. 1909, SO; 1908, SO; 1907
81. 1906. IS, 1905 so; 1904. so and
1903. 90. Average for ten years. 52.6,
The totals of The births in the viii
larc show the following totals for the
past five years: 1912, &c; 1911, lo7;
1910. o. 1909, 81 ana 1905, 127. Aver
l1o fer past five years, 1913.
Township Clerk Little reports that
the year shows 123 births and p
deaths for the township outside of the
VILLAGE Of Houghton. In 1911 there
were l1s births reported and IS deaths.
m 70 than twice as many as occurred
this year. The 1910 totals were III
birshg and 80 deaths
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
To- Much Ridino.


A Knnsas man who shutters o',''
visited Chicago and got mo 'ne ~.
yntor of one OF the skyscrnperS' u,
worked his Jaw frnnticnIly. bu' col'"
not get the elevator hoy to 'lnderS'a"a s
what noor he wanted untli ne w"
been carried up fourteen stories "o ,,a
where he wanted to go Then ne c,'"'o W.
down to the lower fioor and star'eu ,, ~
again. After he had gone througu W." VA
performance several times NJ s'ePP ,sa
out in disgust and hunted UP ~,
man who was directing the r"'lu'"T
of the elevators. "S-s-say.' ne s'au
mered. Wv would y.you w "'" ~
speakin' tito th.th.that f-ffet'el,e' 80
th.that cngey I w.a-wn.wa-wal, w. ~,
st-st.stop ut the ss-sixth f'i'"or p'pv no
b.beforc I can s.s.say s's's'N'"
Inns me M Ito 1.-THE t.t-twenty'S-se'
epth. p-.iiansas CITY star
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
How to Stimulate Plants.

II your household plants are droop
ing and looking iaded ii may be that
like human beings with nerves-they
are craving for n stimulant or ut least
n tonic A man takes an appetizer or n
tonic to give h.n an appetite. and
plants also have their favorite pick me
MP and must have II If they are to
grow and flourish and to produce
flowers.
Potash Is good plant stimuant. and
so is nitrate Of soda. which must. how.
ever. he used very carefully and spar
ingly IL II t. not To do more harm than
good II is quite sufficient to sprinkle
n little Of II over the soil IT the soil
is light. sulphatc Of potash may he
beneficially used. and phosphate vii,
produce fine blooms on such plants rs
roses or carnations.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
STAGE friqt1t.

Some alleged wise man across the
water says he can eliminate stage
fright with II simple operation
He doesn't tell us what the operation
is. He says It's simple 80 Is the
operation OF the Guiliotine. And notn
ne could be more effective.
Rut do we want stage fright e'im'
noted? DO we want to encourage
prazpn mouthers aud defiant oratorsi
suppose all men were hardened ano
fearless after dinner speakers-where
would we get the listeners?
If y lot of So called actors should he
frightened Oh III" stage and bost oil
,ftpr dinner takers could tie scared
din. wouIdut u he better for art anu
nunan;tNt
Eliminate stage fright1
Certainly not
Let's have more of it.-Cleveland
plain Dealer.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
slh.rian Railway eares.

In the matter ut fares the Trnussibe
rian puts all other railways To SHAME
For first class the charges nre about
two-thirds Of penny per mile. second
tonly little Inferior, less than half
penny for the same distance. while u
you care to risk n third class joSrne,
you get your four miles for penny
Even this Is the height Of eStortiou
when compared with the emigrant rate
This works out nj something like u
shilling for hundred miles. and II the
emigrant does not possess the shilling
the government will lend II him. Lion
don Mail.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
The Superseded.

As newer Corners crowd the fore
We drop behind
We who have labored long and sore
Times out of mind
And keen are yet must not regret
To drop behind.
Yet there are of us some who grleve
To go behind.
Stanch. strenuous souls who scarce believe
Their fires declined
And know none cares. remembers. spares
Who go behind.
IT'S not that we have unforetold
The drop behind
We feel the new must Gust the old
In every kind.
But yet we think must We, must We,
Too. drop behind?
Thomas Hardy.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
HOW TO PROPERLY
USE MOTOR BRAKES.

Putting on the brakes on an
automobile Is n very simple and
easy operation. yet II appears
that only two or three drivers In
ten apply brakes properly Stop
ping Il car without applying
enough pressure on the brakes
To lock the wheels. says the cur
rent issue of the Automobile,
is the most efficient braklng
method.
Brake tests have proved con
clusively that locking the wheels
Is not enough: the brake must do
more. when the wheels are lock
ed the tires slide over the sur
face. A small portion of the
tread becomes smooth. and the
adhesion between the tire and
the street surface Is reduced.
Better results and shorter stops
can be made by releasing the
wheels when they begin 10 skid
and Immediately tightening the
brakes. again bringing n new
portion of the tread into use.
In addition To reducing the eff
cheney of your brakes. the sud
den locking of the wheels and
holding the tire in fixed posi-
ton against the road surface
wear away tire treads rapidly
and increase tire expense.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
HOW TO MAKE HAT BOWS.
You Will Find This information Use
full For Winter Millinery.

81 don't mind paying for things when
I am convinced that I am getting my
moneys worth. But why do have to
pay $12 for hat when | know that II
cost only SO before II was trimmed and
that at most it can have but three
yards of ribbon on 1t, which, even mt
retail price. can be bought anywhere
at 50 a yard?"
How often one hears this kind Of
rambling TRADE going on outside mil
liners shop,
always long to suggest To the dear
lady that the remedy lies in her own
hands and that If she knows how To
sew and is possessed of average arts
tic skill she need pay no more for her
hats than the cost Of the shape and
trimmings. said a woman recently.
Let us suppose. for instance. that n
useful knocka bout bat Is required and
that Is to he trimmed with the fashion
able outstanding bows. with Il swathing
of silk nj the base.
Choose your shape and buy three
yards of pretty ribbon. then proceed rs
follows. Cut two rounds of tailor's can
vas. each five inches i'm diameter, and
sew them together. then take three
pieces of ribbon. one fifteen inches long
and the other two twelve inches long.
Double and gather them along the
raw edges If the ribbon Is very soft
you must put piece of broad millinery
wire inside the loops to support them.
Sew the three loops firmly in the cen
ter of the canvas.
Pin the canvas I'm n becoming position
on the hat and sew the edges to the
shane. then swathe the rest of the rib
hon round the loops so ms To entirely
hide the canvas. stitch the ribbon TO
the hat firmly. hut mt the same time
without giving 1t sewed effect
Cockades are fashionable and form
simple yet smart finish 10 II hard wear
hat. For cockadc one yard and n
half of very stiff MORE or satin ribbon
will be required.
Take n piece of buckram about two
inches square Divide the ribbon into
four lengths of four. eighteen. sixteen
and fourteen inches respectively and
plat II in several rows about the buck
RAM
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
You never can tell. unless II is n
scandal. that you oughtn't 10.

you never can tell, unless 1t is q
scandal. that YOU oughtnt 10.
Sometimes he's called fool because
he does ask u question that wise
man can't answer.
You cant fool n man oil the tiuie.
nut somebody else probably eau when
you aren't on the job.
Luck Ia n good thing to have around
the house. but Il Is difficult to teach
aud train
II IN easier for some men 10 control
their temper ihnh II IL to pay the bills
that losing lncnrs.
Some men are So busy being popular
that they haven't time 10 he honest.
With some girls II Is n heap easier
IN he nm actress thnn n II 10 act.
Money talks. but II always acts AZ N
II Toured that n photograph Ia con.
cealei IN the wall
n is ensier IN I've foolish than " IL to
s1,nrc Yourself for the foolishness
When liinn IL something Of n clown
be II APT 10 think he's the whole CIR.
Gus
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
"A QUEST FOR
MAGIC WATER.

In faroff Russia lies a village called
whitechurch. Many. many years ago
there lived In this village Ivan, the
peasant, and his wife. Marusa. Their
only child was tiny Wanka. frail and
sickly little boy. Wanka was twelve
years old. but he looked no more than
six or seven. and Ivan and Marusa
were very much worried about him.
One evening just about supper time
an old peasant woman knocked at their
door and asked for nights lodging.
Marusa led her into the house ano
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
HuInOr and
Philosophy (
~ DUNCAN ~. yfssTH
SCATTERED.

T HAVE cousins i'm Missouri.
i have uncles I'm New York.
I have sisters In Chicago
And an aunt who lives In Cork.
Second cousins In Australia
And In any other place
That ofrhanded you might mention.
My. but we're a scattered racel
when my father was youngster
In n little Scottish town
He was blessed with several brothers.
Eight II was: 1 marked IL down
And about as many sisters
Ten | think l heard him say
And when they had grown and married
Each one went different way.
And they had-how many children?
Goodness knows. for l do not.
As ! never took "A census,
But II must have been "A lot.
And the children. grown To manhood.
As myself. for time has flown
And we all are growing ancient.
Must have children Of their own.
So the stock is widely scattered,
From the palm tree to the pine.
Nearly every state and country
Has some relative OF mine
And with almost every family
It's the same old tale again.
For the world is getting ready
For a common race OF men.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
How to Make Cream.

Cream may he made IN small quaint.
ties NJ home Four some new milk into
n Hat. shallow dairy pan Of tin aud
leave this to stand from six to twelve
hours. according "a The weather Then
place the pan on the top Of the stove
and let II heat III little rings gather on
the top. showing that II Is sufficiently
scalded. The milk must not boil.
AS soon as the milk IL scalded let the
pan be carried carefully 10 the arder
until next day when delicious thick
cream can lp skinned of
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
NEW LIBRARY HOURS.

Tns new schedule of hours 81
WHICH o., Hou-htou public library vii
. Open viii take effect on Jan. ac.
..r.lng Zoo the ruling 81 the sthoo
board uiah hNci the now hours.
after tomorrow the library will j.
uu,u from " in tine morning until 9:8'
at u-m with mo- irtermissions FOR
..,.. ur any other purposes.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
rakipo Mo Chances.

At q domestic economy lesson. the
Northern Christian Advocate reports
little Emily was asked to state briefly
the best way to keep milk from sour
Ing.
Her answer was certainly brief and
to the point Il ran, "you should leave
it In the cow"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
COPPER RANGE PROMOTIONS.

Beginning tomorrow. the first Of the
year W. c. Hamilton will he chic
train dispatcher Of the Copper Rang
and George p. Balloon viii be train
dispatcher and car accountant.
Tines. promotions will be more oi
less nominal as these duties have beer
filed bv these men for some time.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
How 70 Ere.hsn a Cray aun.

After sweeping The rug thoroughly
sponge over with Il niiStnre OF about
a quart of llkewat'n water AMI half n
cipful ~ nmmonln VI the rug Is
stained ha,'lv " may lie scrubbed with
little stiif hand brush mois,ened
WIN thiS Sol'Iilon aud then sponged
over with u cloth wet with n.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
TIRE At VAN oRDEN's,

THE uoughtou fro department wu
.aIIod cut this morning TO put out 4
sGs..r blaze at Van Orden's coal dock
Dr. Hss an first feared the fire might
extend and become serious but the de
r7rtmcnt soon had it under control
Tho fire started in the pulpts of tn,
travelling crane.
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rankA coIlAcfoe.

The story IA told OF a Pennsylvania
man who woke up with thirst the
other night and drank pint Of car.
pet tacks. To make the tale complete
he should have swallowed q hammer
40 q chaser. Toledo Blade.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
lnsurino Private Gun

TO insure the owner OF n private
shaving cup Kept In barber shop
tnnt he Is Its only user there has been
invented a paper cap to cover H.
Mh'ch cannot be removed without
breaking q seal
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
EXPECT To USE
SCHOOL MONDAY
st. Ignitius ParochIal School
About Complete

.rt ,.r,... trt nnD. .g..i.,..l b,,,,s.. .,f the
-
81 I-''''..' ''"''sh "''' '' USE" '''
the first time next Monday according
To the present plans. The interior
,,,,.r- ... .,.,.. ..,,.r..,. renri.te5 h4t .3n.
........-, ,.-...,--,- D..
eouHtered VII. Poe ready Tor use oH
Munday Contractor John J. Nieheis
who has ehqr-e of nh. work declares
eliza. ,.. -., t,,-.. .... h-r3,,,. r.,.i,.
.,
'"' "'' .'s ''>. '''''''' ''''' ..'''7 ''''.
and ihat school can oe held I'D u lheh
Tho building Is "a model Ore u many
r..n..fs EYuf throrcbngt 9r pressed
...,. -. - -...,...r.,
-. - &c.. -
.'' .'.. VII -. 80 e..
.'. .I......-.'..-...,.,
r-..,.... anil
Nt.- N'-.-ftN |.. d.. tHIarIIltltl tiItt
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
Slow.

"What makes John look so scared;"
He has just found out that it's leap
year"
Tell him 10 be of good cheer. II
some damsel should propose to him he
couldn't make up his mind now until
next year. anyway"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31
OFFICE is CLOSED.

The office Of County Treasurer
Rashleigh was closed all day today In
order to allow the treasurer to balance
his books for the year. The office VIII
be open again on Thursday.
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N Nothing to That.

How do they like the new minister?'
Zine. He plays football with the
boys. talks politics TO the men and
makes good hand at bridge"
But how about his sermons?"
"Oh. ! don't know. Hardly any of
them ever heard him preach"
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A Slam.

as she dramatic?'
'WelI. she goes through n hair rails
ing performance every night"
"She does? where"
"In her bedroom when she disrobes
her head"
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Relieved.

~ hate to seem ofiicious. Fred. but
that Bill is no friend of yours"
"You don't mean It, What has he
been doing?"
He is going round telling lies about
you"
"Oh. just lies.'
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31

A Spanish aviator nearly los' =, 10
life BY colliding with swarm nh. ~ q,
Gusts. He was flying at a ne,sn EARN
GO feet when ne ran into the sa con.
which so blinded him that ne 'oS' w.
troll of the machine.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-12-31

Lcdger-My brother IA coming on a
visit; have you couple Of spare cots
Landlady-A couple. is he 10 big "A
all thatf Lodger-No. but. you zee.
the fact n he really consists Of two
half A0o0no1s. -Boston Transcript.