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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-08-19
College Of William and Mary
BEGINNING OF 2I9th Session,
September 10, 1919.

Regular academic courses leading to
A. r. b s.. NJ. A. Special teachers
courses to train young men for the
work OF the public schools
Able faculty, excellent equipment.
large athletic field. "
rfp-to-date dormitories affording
every comfort and convenience
state scholarship will save YOU
one fourth of thA expenses
Total cost per session for prospective
teachers, $132: for others. sfss.
For FUN particulars address
II. u. BRIDGES. Registrar,
williamsburg, Va.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03
WANTED TO BORROW

wANTED-sS.oss at per cent; frs
mortgage on property worth s1aOco: in
come OF 81 600 a year win be assigned II
desired. Address Y =, BsA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03
Think This Over
General Agent Wanted
For the State of Nebraska

ptuCidi hStht N0NN
For the State of Nebraska
sTRAUB IMPROVED SANITARY
TOWEL RACK co.
A device Invented iOi the D---e OF
complying with the laws OF Nebraska
pertaining 10 the Individual towel. En-
dorsed BY sanitary experts and In general
cannot supply the demand, General agent
must come well recommended as Q live
wire. Liberal contract and big commission.
For further particulars write or wire
+. w. 0eary, General Manager. lios. nth
St. Denver. Colo.
WANTED-salesman TO retail our
uniuue, new wall map OF Nebraska with
1910 census; every township named. every
section OF land shown; size SxfS inchesi
retail price g. Good statesmen clear 80
TO SIS per day. Write today, enclosing
" cents for salesman'H sample. The Ken
yon Co, map makers, Des Molnes, la.
AGENTs-ioe per cent profit, Goods sell
at sight. Sample and full particulars lbc.
u, Novelty Co. Box tsb. Attieboro. Mass. =
VANTED-saies manager for this city
and territory TO represent six OF the
largest manufacturers In their line sell
Ing 10 retail merchants, including Rogers
ulrerware, cut glass. china and metal
goods on special advertising plan which
costs the merchant nothing and BRING
him lot OF business. Must have highest
references as to character and ability. A
steady income Of from G,0D 10 5000
yearly assured the man who can qualify.
Address Nat Kawin, Mgr. OF sales, 80
Monadnock Blk, Chicago.
SAVE YOUR cattie's iIfes Farmer !
agents wanted; county rights free. Bloat
relieved instantly. Cost &c; sells for 8.
Particulars. The Metal Novelty Co., st.
Louis"
HERE At LAsT-Rsx Wrinkle Pencil
harmlessly removes wrinkles, frcckles.
larse pores etc: new article; no compe =.
pencil, sc; particulars free. Royal Mfg.
Co., Dept. ib7, Toledo. Ohio"
AGBNTs-Both sexes, Everybody buys.
Household necessity. Not In stores. Tre-
mendous profits. Belden Supply Co., II
+. Lake St.. Chicago"
AoENTs-stop right here. something
new; stS 10 80 a week; sells on sight; 100
per cent profit; no charge for territory
/ New automatic razor sharpener. ALSO
lutely guaranteed for life; Wingo made
81 go profit 8 weeks. Stevenson selling %
daily, Over 7s0,0oo satisfied customers.
Only device than homes and sharpens any
razor old style or safety. Phenomenal
moneymaker: men everywhere are ex-
I
cited over the mysterious accuracy and
perfection Of this little machine. write
today for full details. free; We want i.09
agents In exclusive territory at once
Address The Never Fall Co., 1907 Cotton
Bldg, Toledo. Ohio"
statesmen to carry side line Of ad.
vertising novelties. Sell 70 all classes OF
trade; g per cent commission. Address
Dept. T, p. o. Box 50. New York City.'s
LARGE manufacturer Of speciality line
with established trade wants experienced
travelling statesmen. Salary position anc
expenses advanced. Reply with reference
lroquois Mfg. Co.. Cleveland, Ohio"
wANTED-Live agents; send quick 70
sample and agency plan on biggest Is
seller you ever saw; two samples and ex
elusive agency plan-poetpaid for ID
stamps. write now-ohe dozen tSc-seli
&c each. Ralloc Retainer Co., 800 Green
St n Yo
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03
Clerical and office.
Tor the
lrOlNEI- nAi,K co


A BETTER POSITION.
II you are dissatisfied with your present
position, don't wait for an opportunity
70 come 10 YOU. but place your name on
our list and let US look ap the opportunl-
I I for Yen; We nave y e, os,,ered the %,
the same for YOU The confidential man.
ner in which we handle your case elm
mates any chance Of jeopardizing your
present position
IF YOU ARE OUT OF A POSITION.
our Office and getting In touch with the
positions We have open WE NEED IN
Travelling SALESMAN, Mgr. 500
TRAVELLING SALESMAN. Grocery
CRY s1LEsMAN. salary and Com
Boo eissF,G Hardware exp'rncs !; Is
STENoGRAPHER. Railroad .........s 20
BooKKEEPER AND CASHIER .;..s .
KEEPER. out-of-town .............s q
STENoGRAPHER, Railroad ....,......s s.
OFFICE CLERK AND srENoG-
hA1 AND MANY OTHERS. ''' ~
Assn. 81 Omaha Ns,I Bank Bldg.
''cANo"-HiEh grade positions. 60 Bee.
FULL dress srits and party dresses for
sale: also for rent. 81 70 sl-5o q night.
JOHN FELDMAN. as n. f7th- D. ala
SO PER 10 mailing our circulars; par
ueulars circulars. dime Stevens Com
pany, Alexander Place. Buffalo. y. "
INVESTIGATE,
Here are some first class positions. II
qualified see Us Monday morning.
Credit man. 81 .s0e n.soo Cigar sales
man. So. Cashier. Sc Stenographer
lumber experience. 80 Comptometer OPP
orator. SIS. Stenographer, out OF city,
So Stenographer. city. 80.
COOPERATIVE REFERENCE CO.,
1ol5-ls City National Bank Bldg
Factory and Trades
Drug store Csnaps) jobs. Knssst.B Bee Bids
| utxcetlaReoux.
| wANTED-sfarried man for stoei
ranch. Address 7 ~ care Of Bee
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03
HELP wANTED-MALE
Agents, salesm-n and solicitors

EARN so weekly taking orders for cut
rae groceries. outfit free. Standard Mer-
camille Company. Hfp?odrome Building
Cleveland Ohio 90
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

SO A DAY easy, many make double,
as agent for the Duplsxo Vacuum
Cleaner; the only perfect hand machine
made: double suction. weighs only lbs.
cleans carpets, floors. curtains, furniture,
a wonder: can't get out OF order. child
can work IL. surprisingly low price, big
profits, high class, easy business one
machine free 10 working agents. Write
quick for territory. terms and our great
offer. Duplex Co.. d =. 9Th st., Brook
Ign, N. r."
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

NEARLY new 7-room house. all mod
ern, gas. electricity and furnace; 2s2a
Bristol; nice location; look II over. Call
owner. Harvey 1s72 z. Il. Huntley.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

AGENTS-Get particulars OF one OF the
best paying propositions ever put on the
market; something no one else sells; can
make a0O9 yearly. American Products
Co. soS Sycamore st, Cincinnati, Ohio :
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

SIDE line salesmen for mouidings and
frames; small grip: liberal Commission.
". J. Benedict. Chicago. III"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

FREE SAMPLE and fun instructions.
send q fmailing cost; housekeepefs can
not DO without mo Splash" on the
Kitchen faucet; 90 per cent profit for the
agent A. Seed Mfg. Co, 20 Reade, New
York.~
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

BIG PROFITS for you, manufacture
barley crixp; new confection; California
invention SC package costs YOU ic. ma
chine, instructions complete. 10 pre-
paid. Samples. l0c. Shaier Co, 100 HOW
ard St. San Francisco"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03
HELP wANTED-MALE
Miscellaneous.

ro AUTO SCHOOL. . OMAHA.
us. ouA ! tsEeE sIsSsr quail
ity graduates. More cars
and actual repair work than any three
western schools. Let US PROVE It.
10 OBTAIN A POSITION in the United
States Navy. you do not have TO be fitted
TO do Just one particular kind OF work
For in the Navy a man may ind WORK
as seaman. electrician. machinist, fireman,
clerk. stenographer. bookkeeper, musician.
carpenter. shipfitter. coppersmlth, black
smith. bOilermAker, steward, COOK, baker,
or in the hospital corps. And II he al
ready knows trade. he can get higher
pay from the beginning.
These opportunities are open 10 any
healthy. ambitious young man OF good
moral character. between the ages OF II
and Is. The Navy Department. never
urges anyone to enlist. but does recon-
gives as training or as a LIE work
Call at the Navy Recruiting station,
Postoffee Building. Omaha, Neb.. and
question the officer in charge all about
the healthy, congenial life on board ship;
the fine training. both mental and pr ssi-
cal; the chances 10 learn by study and
travel: the pay, promotion and incentive
TO save money; and about the fine class
OF men you come In contact with
Or send for The Making OF a Man o
NarEman, free Illustrated DOCK winch
tells fully about the interesting da.ly
life of a bluejacket Address Bureau OF
Navigation. Box Se. Navy Department,
Washington, D. G."
A MAN Of good appearance TO work in
a window display. Call at the Howard,
sith and Farnam, Apt. No. 3 between l.
and / D. m. saturday.
WANTED FOR U. s. ARMY-Able-
bodied unmarried men hsISsen the ages
OF IS and Is; citizens OF United States. Of
good character and temperate habits. who
can speak, read and write the English
language. For information apply TO re-
cruIting officer, l3th and Douglas SITS.
Omaha, Neb.; COZ 9th ST., Sioux City, Ia;
100 n. 10th St., Lincoln. Neb.
TELEGRAPH positions guaranteed you
by the Union Pacific and Illinois Cen
trial railroads IL you gain your training IN
our school Practice on r. X. wires. Ad-
dress for particulars. II. u. Boyies. Pres.
loyles College. Omaha. Neh.
500 RAILWAY NAIL CLERKS
MANTED-S9o month. Omaha examlna-
lions May l. Coaching free. Write Frank
lin Institute. Dept. ns n. Rochester.
N. Y.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

WHISKY made al hume saves ~ per
cent dealers price with ''Zanof' concen-
frated extracts: something new; agents
coming money. Beers sold 600 the first
week, Haujansen 30 In two days. Others
making q. slf. ~ daily. No liquor
license required. strictly legitimate;
makes the genuine article; ueed by liquor
dealers for years, new 20 consumer;
enormous demand. quick sales. large
profits. sells In either wet or dry terri
tory; lirht, compact. can be carried In
pocket. act quick: send postal today for
Free Booklet giving secrets OF making
liquors az home" Universal Import Co..
Dept. xfl. Cincinnati. Ohio.-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

EUROPE In comfort; select and limited
party sailing June u via Mediterranean:
eighth season. Miss Anna 2. Ross, Coun-
ell Bluffs. la, 81 Willow avenue.
PRIVATELY conducted eastern tours
for young women during the summer
months; limited NUMBER select. For
particulars call Miss z. II. G., SOC CITY
Natl Bank.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

WANTED-Salesnen OF ability and neat
APPEARANCE 10 call on all merchants IN
their territory: elegant side line, eonven-
lent 70 carry; good commissions, prompt
renittanees. Belmont Mfg. Co. Cineln-
natl o.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

wANTED-Agents 70 sell rich looking
imported ssxss rugs q each. r. n. Car
ter Milan. Tenn. sold iib In four days.
His profit 81. You dan do as we'll Write
for sample offer and unique selling plan.
Exclusive territory. Condor. Imported,
EtoninRfQn Mainee
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

WANTED-state and local managers
for California Orange Nectar and Magic
Maple Flavor Crystal Mapo. makes
maple sugar and syrup at fourth market
price. Send &c today Tor trial bottles,
prepaid and information Western Maple
Syrup Co, Los Angles, Calss
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

DR. MARcY's VACUUM MASSAGE
MACHINE-outfit So; any faucet fur
nlshes suction: removes impurities, wrin.
klea pimpies. stimulates circulation:
makes rallow complexion healthy. de-
velops bust invaluable after shaving.
westchester Mfg. Co, u Broadway. New
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03
HELP wANTED-MALE
Agent., Statesmen and Solicitors

ZIG NoNEY-NAil order business; We
start you free; no investment. but
postage and stationery. Co-OperatiFe,
iasS sth Ave, New York"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

LOST AND POUND

DoST-Ladies' gold watch, between =
Webster Ave. and 34th and Fort RI
ward Call Webster GIL
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-03-03

You can make more money handling the
improved iei2 Radcliffe" lamp burner.
its demand IL everywhere. used on COM
mon lamp and gives beautiful large.
white llght; steady. brilliant and restful.
handsomely nickel plated, simple. dur
able sold exclusively through agents
tected territory. Haberstick New Mex.l
wires: Rush 900, burners BY freight.
gross BY express" His profit t1.2o. Bur
dick. Comm, averages 2 gross weekly,
profit 81. Written guarantee accom-
paniea every burner. Sample outfit, BIC.
postpaid will start you right. hemem-
convince you. .'ftadioiite." tes coionnade.
Toledo. ohio..s
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
FRIGHT IN sATTLE.
uow Gran, Cured a Badly Scared stan
officer.

49,. Gran, Cured q Badly Scared stan
officer.
~. - General Grants newly ap-
,ointed stan officers had never been IN IN
- ssrious engagement. But almost
49, 49, erst aav that he reported TO Grant
- 49, ,rss plsced under a fire Of the hot
-, and most severe kind. The scream
inc or tbe balls. the roaring Of the can.
nom and the sharp crack aud rattle Oh
,he musketry thoroughly demorallzed
htm ge became absolutely sick and
noralvzed with fear He was 50 weak
from nervous excitement that he lost
nbvsieal control over himself.
General Grant came up al the very
climax OF his fright aud, noticing MS
pale face, his blue lips and eaatterlng
teeth he said: captain. You are fright
enad That IS natural enough You
will get over it, suppose, continued
Grant Il should come 20 you win a
hat containing nlnety-nlne white beans
and one black one and | should ask
YOU TO thrust your hand into the bat at
a venture and pick ont the black bean
DO you think your chance Of getting
that black bean would be very good:
Well. your chance for being bit under
this fire is no greater than your chance
for drawing the black bean
This officer at once took heart, and
from then on he never showed the
slightest sign Of fear.-Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
A DYED BEARD.
II Probably Changed the History Of ths
Whole Human Race.

/ II Probably Changed the History Of th'
Whole Human Race.
The most striking case in history of
the importance OF trihes is furnished
/ by the story OF Musa, the leader of
/ the Moslem host which won from
/ Christendom in three and a half years
dominions which it took the soldiers of
the cross twenty generations to win
( back He bad a red beard This was
d trile
/ Musa, though very great general
was a very vain man. and he dyed his
beard black This was another trihe.
One Of his captains chat1ed him on the
subject, and Musa forthwith had him
stripped and scourged For this, at
the very height of his conquering ca
reer, Musa was recalled by the caliph
and disgraced. This made it impOssl-
bic for him to command the Moslem
army al the battle Of Tours, on the is
sue Of which, as all historians agree,
the destinies of Europe and perhaps of
the whole human race depended
1t is almost certain that if the genius
of Musa had replaced the incompetence
of the half dozen tribal leaders whose
dissensions made victory impossible
the forces of Islam would have Joined
hands from the west to the east and
inclosed Europe in their grasp.-Lon-
don Standard.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
Great In His Line.

Robert Barr once showed por-
trait Of Mark Twain to a silk merchant
of Lyons, Tell me who that is Mr.
Barr said The merchant gazed at the
portrait and answered, II should say
he was a statesman" "Supposlng you
wrong in that. what would be your
next guessY asked Mr.. Barr. "lf he
is not maker of history he is perhaps
a writer of it-a great his torinn. prob
ably. OF course it is impossible for me
to guess accurately except by accident,
but use the adjective great because
am convinced this man is great in his
line, whatever it is. If he makes silk
he makes the best" Mr. Barr told the
French merchant who the portrait rep
resented and said, You have summed
him up in your last sentence. london
News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
WHY WATERS STRIKE.

Patrons who Ar, enough to make thu
Traditional worm Turn.
q nee, sitting in ny usual corner
in a ras,enrant. heard a much
harasse.d waiter score heavily on
a tiresome customer who was ordering
oysters. The conversation that took
place was the following. the "re'eneo
waiter turning to go and execute the
order and being brought back eacn
time:
Say. walter. / want a dozen Oiue
points"
"Yes. SIR"
"oh. waiterF
''Yes. SIR"
steamed, you know"
'Yes, SIR" &.
"oh, waiter, you'll see that they're
not done too much"
mo. SIR"
"0h. and waiter
"Yes, sir"
'wil you see that they put just a
squeeze Of lemon in each shellY
Yes. sir"
"oh. waiter, just the smallest amount
of butter over them when you serve
them"
Yes, SIR"
"And. waiter
Yes. SIR"
Don't forget the pepper and salt.
This remark was too much FOR the
poor knight of the napkin. Turning
back again of his own free will, he
said:
And, SIR
"Well." answered the customer.
Would you like them with or with
out?"
with or without what"
Pearls. sir" said the waiter and
disappeared. Chicago Evening World
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
Animals That Are Always Enemies.

Many animals are born with an in
herent antipathy for other animals
The excessive fear shown by young
rabbits which for the first time smell a
ferret and of young turkeys which
hear the shrill cry of a hawk they
have never heard or seen before are
proved examples of the strength Of
these instructive antipathies. But the
case of the weasel and rat is, perhaps,
more to be noticed because Of the
greater equality of the antagonists.
The feud Is so bitter that a meeting be-
tween them almost certainly means
death to one or both. Friendships are
not uncommon between the cat and dog
and have been known between a dog
and wolf, but the mutual attitude of
the weasel and rat is invariably war
war that is waged to the death.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
Gladstone and erlIlIon,s.

Mr. Gladstone's election to Grilion's
club, which took place in 1910, was far
from deIighting him at the time. He
declared it to be "a thing quite alien
to my temperament, which REQUIRES
more soothing and domestic appliances
after the feverish and consuming ex-
citements of party life, but the rules of
society obIige me to submit" Lord
Morley adds AS It happened, so mar,
row is mans foreknowledge Grillion's
down to the very end Of his life near
ly sixty years ahead, had no more
faithful or congenial member"-Lon.
don Chronicle.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12

robn Jacob Astor. who went 10 his
desth fearlessly on the Titanic was
slways noted for bis great persoue'
courage one Of his friends io'a :
sforv some years ago Of the eo'o
blooded bravery Of the head OF ths
Astor family An insane man-or or :
aoynarate criminal-met him 10 fiIih
svsnue one morning and. stepping
close 10 him. thrust the muzzle OF 8
reVolver against Astor's ribs FROM
ise me that you viii give me So'ooo
said he. ~or will ire.
Astor rlared into his eyes. rs your
old gun eockedT he asked
The other man said that Il vas
.aTben shootm be roarcd.
THE other fellow backed away. IN
get you the next time" be said
Astor walked on without bothefihs
10 turn his head. He did not even re
neat the story to the police.
His Reception.
Young Mani have called, SIR to re-
ouest the hand Of your daughter in
marriage old Grumleigh-Has she ae-
eepted YOU? Young Man-Yes, SIR
Ola Grumleigb-Then what do you
want TO come round and bother me
with your troubles forf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12

John Drew was interviewed by a
newspaper man IN a hotel In Chicago
one night and at last realized that he
would have hard time getting rid of
the visitor. The writer seemed deter
mined to sit forever in spite of the
signs of seepiness exhibited by the
actor.
81 suppose | seem like a night OWL
said the visitor when the clock pointed
to nearly 3O'clock In the morning. LAS
matter of fact I'm just that. suffer
lntolerably with insomnia. | wonder
what's the best thing to do for it."
Go to Sleep" suggested Drew
smoothly. IF you'll step into the
next room while undress I'll show
you how to do it."-Popular Magazine
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
rha Rcinht Side.

Algernon Daingerfeld, secretary OF
the New York Jockey club. went back
last summer to his old home In Ken
tuoky on a visit. He had deshened up
considerably.
The old negro cook. family servant
of many years. standing, was brought
in to see him
Don't you think Mr.. Aigy mas
grown very stout?" asked one or the
family.
"Wellum," said the old woman ne
is took on a right smart heshiness'
and that's fact" Then she hastily
added, But stomach dat sticks OUT
Ike his do is Jess made fur shown
of a watch hain."-Saturday Evening
Post
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
One Didn't Count.


Mayor Blankenburg at a dinner In
Philadelphia praised the Quaker City
ardently.
81 must even praise" he said with
a smile, "our exclusiyeness. We car
ry 1t so far. you know. Birth is not
enough with us Residence Is equally
important, and they who live above
Market street are doomed Here, sure
ly. is exclusiveness with a vengeance.
They tell a story about a dinner In
Rittenhouse square At this dinner,
as the fish course began. one woman
whispered to another:
Dear me, there are thirteen at
taber
But the other woman smiled and an
swered calmly:
Compose yourself, my dear Mrs.
Cadmiddleder Waddle Mrs. North
Broad is not really one Of US She
lives uptown, you know New York
Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
BIT OF ADVICE
FirSt-DOh't Delay. Second Don't Ex.
pertinent

If you suffer from backache: head
aches OF dizzy spells; if you rest
poorly and are languid in the morning
If the kidney secretions are irregular
and unnatural in appearance. do not
delay. In such cases the kidneys often
need help.
Doan's Kidney Pills are especially
prepared for kidney trouble. They are
recommended by thousands. Can Hood
River residents desire mere convincing
proof of their effectiveness than the
statement Of Hood River citizen who
has used them and willingly testifies
to their worth?
Mrs. A. l.. Vincent, Eighth a Co
lunlbia Sts.. Hood River. Ore. says.
"Doan's Kidney Pills have been used
in our family and have proven very
beneficial. Whenever my back aches !
take this remedy and it relieves me. "
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents.
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States
Remember the name--Doan sand
take 70 other
Merchants Sign Markers at this office
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
Mt. Hood Railroad
Time Table Effective June 1s, 1912

South Bound
Daily except Sunday. Leave Hood River
8 a. m. Arrive Parkdale 1925 a. m.
Daily except Sunday. Leave Hood River
l;45 p. m. Arrive Parkdale 3:l5 p. m
Sunday Only. Leave Hood River 8 a. m.
Arrive Parkdale As a. m.
North Bound
Daily except Sunday. Leave Parkdale
l0:45 a. IN. Arrive Hood River l2 m
Daily except Sunday. Leave Parkdale
:45 p. N. Arrive Hood River 5 80 p. m
Sunday Only. Leave Parkdale p. m.
Arrive Hood River 5 80 p. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12

Mrs Fitz-Bne-Of course ] know you
do not care for me. Why. you even
forgot my birthday
Fitz-Bie-A bit of delicacy on my
part, madam | did not fail to remem,
her that you had come to the point
where your birthday ought to De fof-
gotten, Tit, Bits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-12
Mhn, va Never Forget

according to science, are the things asso-
ciated with onr early home life, such as
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, that mother or
grandmother used to cure our puTns,
scalds, sores, skin eruptions, ,cuts,spralllss
or bruises. Forty years OF cures Prov
its merit. Only &c at Chas. N. Clarke