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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
Omen Air Theatre Good.

Nearly every seat in the fair pavil-
ion was taken last evening on the
opening night OF the new Open Air
Theatre and the audience was enter
tained for an hour and half by the
Beeson & Allen stock company in a
laughable little skit In which sing
Ing. dancing and light comedy were
introduced.
Though handicapped by the failure
of special scenery to arrive, the COM
pany made the best of the situation
and, judging from the smoothness
which characterized the production,
apparently did not notice the incon-
venience. A number OF the features
received hearty applause.
Prior to the commencement of the
performance. the Roundup Cowboy
band entertained the crowd with
choice selections both without and
within the pavilion. The management
announced that there would be special
music for a half hour before each
performance. The company will pre-
sent a new bill every three days.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
- 600
[ ADJUSTMENTS

N. Baker. The Buffalo Commercial
has the following TO say concerning
the attraction
George Barr McCutcheon's Bev-
erly" opened weeks engagement
ausplclously at the Teck theater last
evening before crowded house. The
dramatization promises all of the ele-
msnts that go to make a successful
play; admirable characters. elaborate
settings, clever situations, and an in
teresting plot. All the parts are well
acted and the company enters into
the play with spirit and effectiveness
Curtain calls were frequent the end
ing of the third act being the signal
for long continued applause"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
FRECKLE-FACE
New Remedy That Removes Freckles
or Costs Nothing.

Here's a chance Miss Freckle-Face,
to try new remedy for freckles with
the guarantee OF reliable dealer
that it will not cost you a penny un-
less it removes the freckles, while IL
it does give you a clear complexion.
the expense is trifling.
Simply get an ounce Of othine-
double strength, from any first class
druggist in Pendleton and one nights
treatment will show you how easy 1t
is to rid yourself of the homely freck-
les and get a beautiful complexion.
Rarely is more than one ounce need
ed for the worst case
Be sure to ask any first class drug
gist in Pendleton for the double
strength othine, as this is the only pre-
scrlption sold under guarantee Of
money back If it fails to remove
freckles.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
Insect Bite costs Leg.

A Boston man lost his leg from the
bite Of an insect two years before. To
avert such calamities from stings
and bites of insects use Bucklen's Ar
ing and pain. Heals burns, boils. ul-
Mica Salve promptly to kill the pois-
on and prevent inflammation, swell
GERS. piles, eczema, cuts, bruises. Only
rs cents at Koeppens.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19

Doing hard work In bent or stoop-
ing position puts stitch in the back
that is painful. If the muscles have
become strained, you can't get rid of
1t without help. The great penetrat-
ing power of BALLARD5S SNOW
LINIMENT will appeal to you most
strongly at such times, because 1t is
the very thing you need. Price Csc,
soc and $1.00 per bottle. Sold by
A. C. Koeppen & Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19

When you feel lazy, out OF sorts
and yawn a good deal In the day
time, you can charge 1t to a torpid
liver which has allowed the system
to get full OF impurities. HERBINE
cures all disorders produced by an
inactive liver. 1t strengthens that or
gan, cleanses the bowels and puts the
system in good healthy condition.
Price SOC. Sold by A. c. Koepl n
& Bros
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
Make Rules for Seed Crushers

Houston, Texas, July 19.-The
members of the rules committee OF
the Texas Seed Crushers association
gathered here today to complete their
reports and frame suggestions to pre-
sent at the eighteenth annual con-
vention which begins in this city next
Monday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19

Recuperation-Ther is not so
much in the ordinary vacation as
there is in a single bottle of Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which refreshes the tired
blood, sharpens the dulled appetite,
restores the lost courage Take
Hoods Sarsaparilla this summer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19

Busby's Worlds Greatest Minstrels
pleased a large audience here last
night. They have the best colored
show that has been here in long
time.-Attica Current At Pendleton
Tuesday, July %
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
Merely the Viewnoint

There is nothing in superlatives t.
BRIDE"
What do you mean by that?"
mo matter who may be the bes
man. she thinks the bridegroom is {
better one. American.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
AT THE THEATERS.
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BeHerlx on the 9th

The attraction at the Oregon the
ater on July 81, will be A. G. Della
matters original Studebaker theater.
Chicago, production of George Barr
McCutcheon's Beverly by Robert
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-07-19
Profit,

Even II your good advice isn't fol.
lowed you are little better for CIV
ing it.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
TEACHERS BUSY
Local Young Women Instruct
0rs in Rural Schools.

Keytesville is contributing not
a little to the list Of popular and
comely school teachers in the
rural districts. Among the city
residents who have taken up
their school work for the term
also the names of the schools
where they are employed. are:
Miss Ruth Hancock, Trent school;
Miss Mattieneal Price, Jordan
school; Miss Luella Hershey,
Cottrell school; Miss Patsy Han
cock, Walker school; Miss Mary
0'Brien, Hurt school; Miss Ell
mira Hurt, Riverside school.
The schools are well attended for
the Fall term.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Late Moberly News

Mrs. Martha Virginia Ross
died early Sunday morning al
the age Of 60 years. She had
been bedfast for ten years. She
leaves ten children. twenty-five
grandchildren and six great.
grandchildren.
Emmett Holland, white and
Ed Beverly. colored were sentenc-
ed for stealing $50 pounds Of
brass from the Wabash r. r.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Sexton were
called to Missouri City. Sunday
by the death Of the formers
mother.
Miss Mamie Bradley died Sun.
day afternoon.
Miss Emma Thomas died Al
her home in Albuquerque. N. NJ.
She was a former resident oi
Mobcrly.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
ShOemaker-GordOn

Miss Odella Gordon, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. F. S. Gordon,
residing near this city was mar
ried at 2:30 p. m. Saturday. Aug.
30, to Claude Shoemaker, of Sal
isbury, at the home of Mrs.
Mary Young in Keytesville, the
officiating minister being Rev.
]. A. Snarr, pastor Of the Meth.
odist church. They departed in
the afternoon for Macon where
they visited for a few days al
the home Of Mrs. Thomas Cloyd,
a sister Of the groom. They ex-
pect to make their future home
at Mason City.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
To Improve Airdome

A pretty fair -sized audience
saw an exhibition of cattle-rop-
ing, broncho busting and other
wild west performances on the
films at the airdome Tuesday
night. It was a reproduction Of
the affair at Tulsa, Okla. The
price was raised to twenty cents
for this special feature. The
usual price is ten cents. The
proprietors expect to show in
the Airdome until about Oct. l
when they will roof the show
house and later prepare IL for
the cold winter days. The pic
ture show will be varied during
the winter with musical and
other entertainments which will
add TO the attractiveness Of the
programs.
The Airdome furnishes whole
some amusement for Keytesville
people and deserves the patron.
age and encouragement Of resi-
dents Of Keytesville and vicinity.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
EIliott-Sitze

Married on Wednesday Sept
ember 4th at IL o'clock noon in
the parlors Of the Delmar Ave
Baptist Church by the Rev. j. E.
billiard, Hugh L. Site and Miss
Ida Mary Elliott, daughter Of T.
T. Elliott Of 1855 Westminster
Pl.. only members Of the i'm
mediate family being present.
After a luncheon at Rebmans
the bride and groom departed
for a honeymoon to the Pacific
Coast. They will be at home to
their friends after November lst
at 1855 Westminster Pl.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
]. w. Green Dead

John William Green died Mon
day September 9. 1912 at IL p.
m. at the home Of his son J. M.
Green 3 miles east Of Pee Dee Of
uremic poisoning after an illness
Of one week. Mr.. Green was
born in Kentucky June II. 1874
and settled in Charlton County
while rather young. Deceased
is survived by three children
viz: Jno. Green Of Iowa, J. NJ.
Green and Mrs. Ida RAIDER Of
Miami Station and one stepson.
James Scott He was a resident
Of Keytesville until about three
years ago when he came to the
home Of his son where he died.
Funeral services at White Oak
church at IL a. m. by Rev. J. A.
Hise. Interment at Locke Gem
etery.
The family have the sympathy
Of the community.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Tom Pinkston Hurt

Last Friday while Tom Pinks-
ton, an employe on the concrete
work east Of the station here,
slipped and fell down a gravel
embankment last Friday and in
reaching for a plank to break
the fall, carved out all the ball
Of his hand on a nail in the plank.
DR.. Hughes was hastily summon
ed, stitched and dressed the
wound and, while Tom will be
unable TO work for some time
his hand will heal and be as good
as ever.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Jim Gushing Injured

James Cushing, engaged on
the piledriver, working on the
Wabash double tracking near
Dalton was caught by a guy rope
on the derrick as il swung around
and while no bones were broken
Jim was pretty badly used up
and is still hopping around as
best he can on two crutches.
The accident occurred last Thurs
day and for a time il looked like
Jim had got wound up by 4 cable
instead Of a little ball Of yarn.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Petty-Garton

The marriage Of Jesse Petty
and Miss Frances Carton, both
Of Sumner, occurred at 10 O'Clock
Saturday evening at the home Of
the brides parents in Sumner.
The wedding service was said by
Justice Of the Peace Lewis. The
groom is a farmer and the young
people viii make their home on
a fum near Sumner.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Births

Zach Moore and wife are re-
joicing over the arrival Of 4 fine
boy at their house last week.
George Jones and wife were
presented with a fine boy who
will take charge Of affairs since
last week.
A juvenile Cliff Haggard made
his appearance at the Haggard
home last week.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
To BrookfieId Shoot

A party Of marksmen and
trapshooters are preparing to 20
to Brookfield for the two days
state shoot. September II and IS.
Amongst those who win go. un-
less signs fail are Warner White.
Edgar Wilks, Pat Thrash. jim
Shannon. Bill Adams and DR..
Austin. This viii constitute some
Of the thick cream Of Ksytesvills
marksmen and they expect to
enter In the various events.
II everything is favorable they
will go In automobiles.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13

All entries must be made by 8
o'clock Friday October IL. Big
tent for poultry and farm and
garden products. Expert Judges
on all rings and corn and other
products will be judged by ex-
perts from the State Agricultar-
al College. All exhibits will be
made on or about Prices Park.
Music day and night. Hundreds
of attractions. Get programs
and premium lists from
]. M. MASON, Secretary.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
In Church Sans Cost

According 10 the Republic. the
pastor Of n Fulton. Mo. church
suggested the male members Of
his congregation attend church
In shirt sleeves. II such con-
tributed to their comfort In
Keytesville. some Of the church
members have been following
this sensible custom without
advice.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Steam Heat for Hotel

This winter the Brown Hotel.
for the first time In its history.
win be heated by steam. The
contract was let Saturday morn.
ing. the steam plant TO cost
$3.50. Other proprietoD Of the
place had importuned the owner
Of the building. Walter Hyde. tc
place . similar plant but moi
until Mr.. Price. the present
manager. made the request did
the owner consent This viii
greatly increase the desirability
of the hotel a. q winter resi-
denee and unless signs fail. Man
aeer Price viii have q hard tim,
entertaining all eomers durins
the cold months. Even now the
hotel Ia usually taxed TO the
limit Of iu capacity for occu'
pants.
In addition 10 the contract for
heating the Brown hotel ir THU
city. J. 0ssar Smith Of Moberly
has contracts for placing heating
plants at CentraliA Tulip, Mad
ison. Macon. Marceline and
Columbia The contractor ha,
allowed . 90 day tsst Of The
plant here.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Banner Tobacco Crop

John Stevenson has the ban
ner tobacco crop Of tobacco in
this county this year. He has
forty acres and in no part Of II
can a six-foot man see where he
Is going.
While John has one Of the
largest going tobacco barns in
the county he Is now erecting a
new very large one and still may
not have room enough for his
crap.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Marriage Licenses

r. NJ. Sneed. Salisbury;
Lucy A. Parks. St. Louis.
Arthur c. Hampton. Triplett:
Helen +. Bell. Kansas City.
Jess Petty. Sumner; Frances
Carton. Sumner.
Joe Kaiser. Dalton: Maggie Z.
Edie. Dalton.
Clarence Scnitzler. Brunswick:
Zola Syler. Brunswick.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
STUDENTS ARE At WORK
Public School Enrolment Il
Larger Than Last Year. (

The fall term of the Keytes-
vile school opened Monday with
very pleasing prospects for q fine
years work. Superintendent
Taylor notes with satisfaction
that the enrolment In the grades
Is larger than last year and that
the attendance in the High
School will exceed the maximum
of last year. g
The school opened with a brief
program in the assembly room
during which short talks were
given by the school dierctors.
On Tuesday classes were organ
lied and the work was progress
ing In the usual methodical way.
The school opened with the
matriculation of 255 pupils. OF
these, az are non-residents. leay-
ing the attendance for the city
at 2ll students. The high
school enrolled 50. The maxi
mum last year was S6 aud ii is
expected the attendance this
year will reach at least 95.
Miss Elizabeth White has
Grade /, with 81 pupils; Miss
Willie Davis, Grades 2 and 3,
with q and 20 pupils, respect
lively: Miss Lois Hancock. Grades
4 and 8. with Is and "a students
Miss Lou Staples. Grade 6 with
20 pupils and part Of Grade 2
with 10; Miss 10 Martin. part Of
| z with II pupils and s with Ia.
The High School. with 81
pupils, is in charge Of Misses
Mary E. Thompson. Ruth Uil.
dert and ]. W. Taylor. Music Is
under direction Of Miss Sarah
Lockhart. The building was ia
good condition. in charge oi
Bert Warsham.
| NoN-prefnyrT PUPILS
Marion Taylor. Theodore Friesz,
Anna Eliza Cook. VIII Bayne,
Katie Blackwell. Denton Grot-
jan, Nellie Mosley, Raymond
Blackwell. Mamie Grotjan. Mar
tin Courtney. Dan Bayne. May.
beth Smith. Elmer McAuley,
Julia Besse Allega. Dovie Craw.
ford. 0rville Coy. Edna Stein
eau. Ella Maize Emerson. Lowell
johnson. Willie Johnson. Car
Wallace Steineau, Otto Brandt,
Juanita Dinsmore, Geo. Chap,
man, Edward Welch. Johnny
Hayward. Raymond Spence. Eu.
llah veach. Ethel Zillman. Norvel
Allen. Edith Price. Elizabeth
Blakey. W. ID. Dotson, Edyth,
Taylor. Irene NJ. Enyeart, AL
bert Fetzer. Lucy Phillips. Heller
Zillman. Anna Lou Fetzer. Sadi,
Mitchell. Mary Sue Blankenship,
Charles Chapman.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
COURT PROCEEDINGS
Disposition of Cases During
the Last Week.

The following are the cases in
Circuit Court at Salisbury in
which orders have been entered
since the last issue of the Cou-
rier:
o. P. Ray, admir-, estate Jane
Vaughn, deceased, vs.. Mrs. Sa-
rah Vaughn. Suit on note. Judg-
ment by agreement for $40.
Two cases as above with Re-
becca Sheaves ct al and Henri
eta Fuller, respectively, as de-
fendants. Same judgments as
above.
Barney Hannivan vs.. Drain
age Dist. No. IL, appeal. Judg-
ment by agreement for plaintiff
for $495.19. apportioned as fol-
lows: construction S306. Ia. loca-
tion sls9. .05 and costs.
Emma Hardwick, admir-, VS..
Wabash r. R., damages. Return
of sheriff quashed. Alias sum-
moned. Continued.
Peter Witt VS.. Fred Delano ct
al, damages. Continued.
Frank Evans VS.. J. N. Bondu-
rant, suit for labor. Continued
at application Of defendant at
his cost.
John X. Lee vs.. Fred Delano,
damages. Dismissed at defen-
dant's cost.
A. d. Hurt VS.. Delano. dam
ages. Tried bv court. Judg-
ment for plaintiff for $500.
Bank Of Mendon vs.. Roy Nell.
replevin. Tried by court. Judg-
ment for plaintiff. Motion to set
aside interlocutory judgment sus-
tanned. Defendant given 60 days
10 answer. Costs Of term taxed
10 defendant. Continued.
Vaughan vs.. Hise. suit on
note. Nonsuit.
-sR L. Hamilton vs.. Delano.
damages. Dismissed at defen.
dant's cost.
Wash Houston vs.. Georgia
Houston. divorce. Decree.
r. A. Smith VS.. Geneva Brand
Carey ct al, to set aside assign.
ment Judgment for plaintiff.
Costs taxed against plaintiff.
James Davidson vs.. Lewis
clearinghouse. damages. Dis.
missed.
Cornelia Woods vs.. Nose.
Woods. divorce. Continued.
Cora Halterman vs.. Locins
Halterman. divorce. Decree.
Plaintiff given custody Of the
children. Ralph and Thelma Hal.
terman.
Allie Lynn vs.. Walter Lynn,
decree. Plaintiff given custody
Of child. Harvey. and defendant
custody Of child. Jesse.
Henrietta Rafferty, vs.. James
Rafferty,. divorce. Continued un.
der advisement
State VI. Gordon Dotson. Ples
Of guilty. Sentenced 10 county
iail for q rnontha
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Confederate Cross Of Honor

The Daushters Of Conftderacy
announce that after September
there win b. no more Crosses Of
honor bestowed. Any Exon
federates desiring ono Of these
badges win receive Il from !. J.
Moore during this month only.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Injured In Runaway

While riding with q friend.
Charles Schell. Sunday night,
John Moore suffered n dislocated
finger. bruises and other minor
injuries. while Schell suffered
similar bruises. also losing Z
patch Of his scalp which was
torn of In the mixup. Moore
and Schell were driving near the
residence Of Mrs. Wheeler when
the horse became frightened.
running quite 4 distance. throw.
ing the men from the rig. The
rig was somewhat dilapidated AZ
q result Of It's contact with the
earth. II was . narrow escape
from serious injuries for both
men involved and witncsscs Of
the incident for awhile feared
that results would be even more
DISASTROUS.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Ants to Organize

The Courier received a tele-
gram Tuesday stating that on
September q. all unorganired
counties viii meet and organize
against single-tax and tan
commission amendment Per-
sons interested are asked 10
cali meetings and make an
organization with com.nittecmcn
In each precinct
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13

Capt II. Stevenson. Ming
near Marceline was In the city.
Saturday. The Captains eyss
are failing and he finds ssne
di6culty In scanning Tie papers
for the usual budget Of news.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13

The County basule has Gordon
Dotson. 3 months for assault
Theo. Anderson. 2 months petit
larceny. Jss. Wilson. nesrt
charged with stealing automobile,
awaiting trial. In durrnos vile.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13

George Tisdaie. one Of St
Louis topnotch policemen. after
. visit Z week 70 his parents.
Justios Henry TisdAls and wife,
vsnt back home Wednesday.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13

William Z. Hill left Tor Chicago,
Tuesday morning. Mrs. CASTOR
% visit her So1 Frank. AID Ms.
Hill, 70 visit her relatives for {
wSsk or two.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13

Miss AnnabeI wayland return.
ed last Thursday after = weeks
stay In Salisbury taking In the
chsutauqus. Miss Annabel viii
60 70 Armstrong 10 attend ths
falr this vssk and may take {
ioyrids In ths flying machine.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1912-09-13
Bugs Raymond Dead

Bugs Raymond, formerly a
slab artist If renown. Is dead.
He died Saturday. II was
thought alcoholism was the
direct cause Of his death. The
coroner found his skull fractured.
The fracture Is said TO be due to
a blow from the ball received
during an amateur game In the
country q week before his de.
mire.
An auto party made up Of G.
N. Dean and DeForcst Cleveland
Of Centrslia and G. A. Fuller. oi
St Louis had . breakdown here
Tuesday night and laid over for
the night until repairs could b
obtained. Their machine.
Ford. was stationed IN front oi
the Farmcry' Bank.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-07-18
ScetIid Instances.

About 200 miles in every direction is
the distance man can see when stand
ing on clear day on the peak of the
highest mOuntain-say at n height OF
26,6GS feet, or little over FIVE miles
above the level Of the sea. An OBJ
server must lie mt height of 6,G67
feet above see level to see objects at a
distance Of Il hundred miles. The dis
lance In miles ut which an object upon
the surface Of the earth Is visible is
equal TO the square root OF one and
one-half times the height of the oh
server in feet above sea level. Some
allowance has to he made for the eff
feet of atmospheric refraCtion, but as
the refraction varies at different heights
and is affected by the various states o:
the weather no precisely accurate fig
ures for general purposes can be given
Probably from One-fourteenth to one.
tenth of the distance given by the
formula would have TO be deducted
owing to the refraction Of the atmos,
phere.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-07-18

The expression The king is dead
long live the king" indicates the auto
matte succession of ruling sovereigns-
that the moment n king dies his sue.
cessOr becomes king without any fur
ther formality. 1t is believed to have
had its origin at the death Of Louis
XIV. of France. In Pardoe's Life OF
Louis XIV" is the following account
Of the announcement Of the death %
that monarch:
"The death Of Louis XIV. was an.
nounced by the captain Of the body
guard from a window Of the state
apartment. Raising his truncheon
above his head, he broke 1t In the cen
ter and, throwing the pieces among
the crowd, exclaimed in a loud voice
lie roi est mort" (the king is dead.
Then, Selling another staff, he flour.
ished 1t in the air as he shouted, 'Vive
Ie roi" Uong live the king)."-NeH
York Times.
Matured Champagne.
Matured champagne goes through
about 900 different operations, extend
ing over two and a half years.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-07-18
The Locality Of CHICAGO.

A travelling salesman out Of Chi.
cago was in Lexington, Ky. recent.
ly and had to talk over the telephone
to one Of his customers in a neigh.
boring town. When he had completed
the conversation he asked the demure
little operator how much the charges
were, and she replied: Thirty
cents" At this the c. T. 8. irately de-
clared that in Chicago one could talk
to hell and back for 80 cents.
The operator quietly replied: Yes,
but this is a long-distance CALL
Everybody's Magazine.