Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-04-04

I'D Tuther to git whipped fifty hun
derd times n TO halter go to bed in
/ the daytime with Aunt Minerva look
in at you. An her specs can see
right th'oo yen plumb to the bone
Nav. can't come over there cause
she made me promise not to. i amt
never go back on my word yit"
i hope mama won't never ask me
to promise her nothing a tall, cause
l N mighty curious bout forgetting.
spec I'm the most forgetdEgest little
boy they is. But I'm so glad I'm so
good. | amt never going 10 be bad
no more; so you might just as well
quit begging me TO come over and
swing, you needn't ask me no more
faint no use a tall"
I amt a-begging you" cried Billy
CONTEMPORARY, you can set on 20
mammy's grass where you is, an be
good from now tell Judgement Day an
I won't make no change in my bust
ness"
I amt going to be 'ticed into no
meanness, cause I'm so good" con-
tinued the reformed one, after a short
silence during which he had seen
Sarah Jane turn her back TO him,
| but I don't b'ueye it'll be no harm
JUS to come over and set in the swing
with you; maybe / can 'fuence you
to be good like me and keep you from
'ttcing little boys into mischief. I
think I'll just come over and set a
while and help you to be good" and
he started to the fence. Sarah Jane
turned around in time to Illustrate his
plans.
You git right back, Jimmy" she
yelled, you git erway fom dat-ar
fence an quit confabbin wild dat-ar
Willyum. Ffxin' to make some mo-
Injuns out o. yo-selfs, amt yeh, or
some yuther kin O. skeercrows?"
Billy strolIed to the other side of
the big yard and climbed up and got
on the tall gate post A stranger,
coming from the opposite direction,
stopped and spoke to him.
Does Mr.. John Smith live here?"
he asked
Nav, sir" was the reply; don't no
Mr.. tall live here; jest me an Aunt
Minerva, an she turns up her nose
| at anything that wears pants"
"And where could 1 find your Aunt
MinerVa?" the strangers grin was in
gratiating and agreeable.
why, this here's Monday" the lit
tie boy exclaimed. "Of course she's
at the Aid; all the 'omans roun' here
goes to the Aid on Monday"
Your aunt is an old friend of
mine" went on the man, land knew
she was at the Aid I just wanted to
| find out if you'd tell the truth about
her. Some little boys tell stories, but
l am glad to find out you are so truth
full. My name is Mr.. Algernon Jones
and I'm glad to know you. Shake!
Put 1t there, partner" and the fasci-
mating stranger held out grimy paw.
Billy smiled down from his perch
ct him and thought he had never met
such a pleasant man. If ne was such
an old friend of mis- aunt's maybe she
would not object to him because he
wore pants, he thought Maybe she
might be persuaded to take Mr. Jones
for a husband. Billy almost hoped
that she would hurry home from the
Aid, he wanted to see the two togeth-
er so.
rs you much of a cusser?" he asked
solemnly, cause If you is you'll
halter cut it out on these premises. .
Mr.. Jones seemed much surprised
and hurt at the question.
"An oath never passed these lips"
| replied the truthful gentleman.
Can you churn?"
"Churn-churn? with a reminis-
cent smile, Il can churn like a
top"
Jimmy was dying Of curiosity. but
| the gate was too far away for him to
do more than catch a word now and
then. 1t was also out of Sarah James
visual line, so she knew nothing Of
the strangers advent
And you're here all by yourself?"
insinuated Billy's new friend. And
the folks next door. where are they?"
Mrs. Gamers at the Aid, an Mr..
Gamers gone to Memphis That is