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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02

Ja kHorvulf. Dee LOSING 1is
bold 9u the aeat On his parachute iust
after cuftinr tnoso from the balloon.
Ricl.and Fravna an aeronaut. feli 1ooo
feet thia afernnon and vlaH kiled
The body landnd n EverEreeu ceme-
tsrV. near here.
Jack Crosby. Fravnea fellow bal
toonist. cuf on hts paraehuta frFt and
3 minute later he aaH ffaynea BODY
plunge down ~ him He said to-
uiFht that be nofioed when they were
rrerarinN ~ descend tn their para
ahutsz that Fruyna'a hanaa were NOT
through the wriatieis and be- warned
him hut eviaentiy hs uarnlng vac
not oteved
Tarsn thousand people witnessed ths
acci8rnt Frayme's home was in Lowell
Miss We wna twenty-five years old.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
DECISIONS IN
SEVERAL CASES
ESPECTEDTODAY
supreme Court Of the United
States VIII Convene This
Morning After Thanks
giving Recess and VIII
Render Many Decisions.

NnahiuFton. Der Decisions in
many 5f ere one hundred and one cases
before tae supreme court are eHpeetef
.a br anuounced tanorrou, when that
HfhuuaI wlI couvena after ne
"hankaWi WiFlnm recess
chief intsrest csutsra IN possible g.
".sIuuH the Sherman nufi-truut cases
.HrludIuN tha acustcn carner7 caasa
AFTER ere announcement ~ ths tsci-
HInnH erni arguments wi1 ~ heert on
ne uausIifutiohaiifF ~ ths -uewupa-
n-r ruhiteIty" nectIan az ths pcstal ap-
Hranriauun arL
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
OF
IRON WORKERS
WILL TESTIFY
Frank NJ Ryan, the Most
Important Of the Defend
ants in the Dynamite Con-
spiracy Csses. VIII BE the
First Witness for the De
fensc Today.

Indianapolis Dec a. frank ~ Ryan
president az thu international rehefn
tion Bridge and Structural trun Wcrk.
eru Union. ne mutf prominent anlonn
the dcfcndanta. iH expected - 30 tha
fret % testify fBr LhF defense tnrnor-
row .u tar dynamite oonspirarv case
The government ban announced n
ulu close itr case Tomorrow farenaon
with thr testimony ~ unf wrtrrrH Tha
defense has summoned ono hundred
and nfty nsw witness. Each defend
ant nCc0rding t1 tao Present plans.
uIn urrc1dr thr aIturaHfs oailsf On h.a
behalf Ryan s charged. with other ~
HelaIE with arrrnnr.afInR fhr uninna
money a. flruif1 dFuamite in fhe oAn-
puign against u1n-unlnn WuFk
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
MOTHER sEEs AER DAUGHTER
FALL FROM HORSE AND KILLED

EsrrFsnnef fn. rer 1H-F-iFnbcth.
rls zen year oId dauEhtsr ~ cffy A.
tn~rev G W THrk wnH KILLED This
affrruoou. WHr1 thrown ~ q horae
are vas riding
Tho mother wffrn#Nf taa accident
ara arramnanfrd Ier aauKhfsr iu q
r~afn~ car f1 tFr hospital where fhs
HftIs ri di.f within q fev minutoa
- ~ nrrfVni
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
ARRAIGN A SELF
ACCUSED MURDERER
Hs q UadeT indictment Charged WIth
kililna Jossph Jossphs. q Seven
Fsar-oid BoY
~ AsaoCIATEn Fnr.s-

RttTaio. DEE Prank Hicksv
the ssif- accused murderer VIII be ar
ratEuef tomurruUs HU fs under tn
ticims1t charged wifh kiuInr Joseph
I1saphu, aaFeu-year-oId boy a.
Larkawnnua
70 u undsrHteoI he VII PLEAD nos
EurfT A speedy trial la expected
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
VICE PREVAILS
IN THE HIGHEST
SOCIAL CIRCLES

savannah. De- III Rome Pr
her wdrrf dave never EarborFd
such conditions rf vice ag are
prevalent in ouF hiwhnzt at>rial
circles a. tha present tsn.- a.
rInrra wishop a. w Wilson ~
the Mathodisf Episcopal church.
south. Ir a sermon here tonight
Wa add -fhe moral strata r.
thinner and fBvrr chan ever be-
f-re T.srrr wilson lH attend
ina TOE south Georgia "nrfrr-
rrrr Harr
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
MANY AGENCIES
TO BE ABOLISHED


washington. Dec IA uew Hywtsm
% payinE federal pensioners direct
from - tahInKtuu Instead % throuEh
eighteen eTeuriea. which wiii bn
abolished ou January 81. ia being In
iris month cne~ka only,
without vouchers being used
Auguus. ga. a amunE ths agencieH
dlrrnntluund
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
ATLANTA Man NRfrTa
PRAYER THEN klLLs sHLF

.uauEr. pTr. III Fdwin MrAfifs.
.sr. 1 years cd. % Aunnta. aa.. -.
r#rI fH have been dnspdndrnf ovs~
.n.raaf aITrulfiea ard t5a ssuarnft.r
..m ha wife and chHd. wrote tmg
-..ra. one n ths form 81 a ur.v-r
end Hs1 audsd Hls Hfs ~ Inhan.r
49, .r bis ro.u Saturday az saufb
alau aateE
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
DOG CAUSE OF
MASTERS DEATH
feot - AHiusi caaast W Traasr 81
oun, D.scharpisa ths Wsapon ars
kIHina Mar.

Greensboro. a. g. Dee 1.=EanfaurIu
carida.s Doe was ere accidental cause
yesterday % BE Beng fatally shot
Darita bent ever % riek % a rahhft
De had futt stoL whau re doe. f1mr-
ing f1r fhs rahttt caught fa foot In
IRE triEEer 80 ths sun. ffscharrinF fhs
weapon ard sending ffa lHaH - shot
iut1 fha mars aEtnran. TIE wound
rrauitsd fn hfn aaafh toHar
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
WOMEN TO VOTE
IN MASSACHUSETTS
ifesvy Rs8lstrstion shsyss Thsy VIII
EEsroiss Tss.r Riahss n Hsny Cite.
D. That Etats

B-stdn pec More womsu are
expected N vote IN municipal slactio-s
IE MaHaachuaeffF iris monfs thar
rErv before On lhiH sfats. The as
ffrmsu them tn vote Hu school board
oTudidat1s and tErir raElstratlon -
nearly double tfaE ~ former years. a
.IIT s.r.IrT u.f ns he.l aerr .n Jan
.aEI.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
OPERATORS PLACED
AT THE NEW OFFICES
Discontinucs Some Offices
and Establishes Others
Has an Agreement With
Independent Phone Com
panies 20 Handle Messages
20 the Interior.

Yesterday witnessed ths tsrrninntinu
~ the uorkinM agreement that has az
listed Tor q Ions period % yenrn b.
tween the Western union reiowrnTh
co. and the TouiHvtiie a Nashville ral-
road and On tha y. A A. division u
Witnesses enc opening of sxciuei~~
western Union telegraph oHioea at
ths principal towns along tsa ine ~
The ronh
Thia hreakfnN away froui ira tscui@-
vile a Nashvius has hesn IN prece~s
~ conHumrahfion for the pest str
nantha Heretofore the operator at
each ~ the stations handled the West
srn Union business a. well a. that NJ
ere railroad. wtth me result that pa
irons on the Western uuion cinimed
delays IN the handling of their busiv
ness
Yesterday morninr ne Western IN
Son opersd new ofnces "a na NNTntah.
Chlnley. Marianne and River Junction
and piRned their own operators IN
charwt a. each place tha telegraph
once IL located IN the once az ths
Local teiephone oraos ana an aRreement
haR bean made with the independent
tslerhons companies - handle rnam-
saEes 20 Ell points in the interior. taua
wivinH better service than heretofnre.
Practically everT town of any sire. ~
where there h an industry ~ any TN
portanoc can be reached ~ sire
throuHh fhis arrangement
The ofuos ~ Hfii'nn wna d'ncnntinusH
Yesterday. and hereafter telemraph bus
insna Cor tsat point win ha handled
hy tsiephnnA This n also through an
Arrangement with an mdspenden. tai-
ephona company.
BUILDING NEW LINE.
The American Bell Telegraph aua
Telepaone ca. which ownn both tha
western Union and Southern Bell Tel
erhons companies. is nov having con
atructed a new long distance line.
which VII touch aii ~ ths points hs-
tween Pensacola and Jacksonville.
This line 10 being pushe6 ahead rap-
idiy and within a short time the pil-
inF across EncnuihiA hav viii he com
plsted. Ths win add q the faciiitise ~
the telephons az well "a telegrapA
companies.
N. NOT PREPARED.
n ir said that taa Louisville a NASH
vile ia not prepared % handle itH huR-
inesa " the Western Union persists tn
its demand that the railroad company
cease the uHe ~ one ~ its wires 10
der ne old agreement the una 81 ora
wire between Pensacola ana River
Junction and Pensacola and r1ouatnn
vas Erantcd the railroad company ~
the telegraph comrany. THIS wfre waa
used and ia yet usof ~ RiwinE trafu
orders and handling other railroad bus
iness Tho Western Union has four
wires between Pensacola ana River
junction. and twelve wires between THIS
city and Fiomatnn. and has ordered tha
the railroad company % cease the un.
of the one Erantrf o. The railroad has
tContinusd On Psrs ThresD
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
ADMITS HE Is
AN EMBEZZLER
Says lie Took $1,000 From
the Winnebago Bank OF
Commerce. Also Admits
lie Married Miss Mary
Bauer Of Cleveland. 81
though Wife Is Living.

NNM ANHH.Hh. - III ANaEa~lH
west Point Ca, Dec i.-Hsadachs
tablets vers svaIlswed late lasf niEht
By "A w. Parser. who is under arrest
here as the abscondlnE banker %
wtnnshaFo. Nina An an aftemUt 90
commit suicide Physicians revived
him
parker confessed yesterday TO ths
rrbrFEiemrut of seventeen thousand
dollars fram the WtnnebaFo Bank o.
Commerce He lived here for several
months under ths name - Charles A.
Lore. The confession included the
admlaaion that be- married Misa Rary
bauer. ~ Cleveland. row here az his
y ife. despite the fact that hs already
rad q wife ana thrsa Children In
wtnnshaFo. Omcers r. m WinnsnaEo
are expected 90 arrive tomorrow.
MADE CONFESSION.
Parker made HE confeF sion before q
notary public and Mayer John 7. joan
son of West Point. az whose instiEution
the banker vas arrested wnile living
here under the name 0f Charles A.
Long
TIE prisonsf enpresssH reFret for
Ste action and signiatt his willingness
20 Feturu ~ alinr ssots = faoe the
cha sea against nlm
In the siEred confessica t.ss banker
states that az cashier % tie Bank %
Commerce he practically hzd enntroi 81
the Institution. By signing notaa Tor
friends and making loans which we're
not collected be states q shortage n
his accounts 81 about tlE.0oo wan
brought about The prisoner admits
conceaiinE this shortage hy altering
tha banks books
On April re- last. aocurdinH - ths
confession. hank examiners called az
the WinnshaEo institution unexpected
". Realizing that they would discover
the shortage. Parker departed hastily.
taking win him ta.e00 cash from the
bank.
He fret went 70 birmingham ana
then 20 Cartersviils Ca. and later
came 90 West Point where be oper-
ated a picture show under the name
of Charles A LonE he married Miss
Bauer ca October. but concealed from
her the fact - his former marriage.
When the second wife was Informed
- Parkers confession she tainted
Later she defended the prisoner and
declared.
II necessary I wfu return 20 w-n
uebag0 with my husband A. "a w
Parker be may have another wife. huf
aa Charles A Tong hs a ms husband o.
WIFE NOT APPRtsEp.
WtnnehaEo. Minn. Nov. go.-shrrIF
0eorge M fresr and County Attorney
~ Z. Buiiia 81 TuirIhauf county ten
tuniEht Tor West Point. Ga- % bring
back IT. ". parknr. former cashier ~
the Bank % Commerce here. who has
been arrested on a charge - embsz-
ElIng $50 ooo 81 ths hank's funar
Mra Parker had not been informed
~ her haahanT'H second marriage a. a
late hour t1niFht ans friends hsalfatsa
20 tell her the rsva since pnrkrrsa
fsEertion Mr. Parker has earned har
HvinE by wo~kiuE for usiFhtorr An
la-y ear-1id 500 Ls employed On q farm
near this city ana q younger boy also
taa beer hsiping % pay ths family sr
rerEen
A dauEhtsr is years oia Is stm e.
home
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
COTTON YIELD
ESTIMATED AT
l3.975.00O BALES

New Urieaus. Dee This
rsnn0u'H cotton CROP. according
90 tn s1firafsa ~ the Tiuars-
uemn~raf wfIi total f.9TE. .ocC
halem
Thr estimates wsrs complied
~ rnrrrsprudrntsf reports iu an
ths rrffnn EruwluE states
Georgia and F1arida'E crop Or
estimated 1f = enn 600 bales
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
5000 PEOPLE
SEE AERONAUT
FALL2.OOOFEET
Accident Occurred at Jack
sonville When Exhi-
bition Was Given.
HIS HOLD ON
PARACHUTE SEAT

Had Just Been Cut Loose
From the Balloon at a
Dizzy Height - Richard
Frayne Had Been Warned
BY His Fellow Balloouist,
But Did Not Heed the
Warning.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
HUMAN LIVES
SACRIFICED TO
INDIFFERENCE
Commission Places Respon-
sibiiity for Alexandra
Wreck on Three Employees
of the Texas and Pacific
Railroad Company.
SPECIAL 10 THE JOURNAL


Baton Rouge Ia. Dec I.--severcly
ARA Kuins tho TeNaa a Pacific Rail
road company for not having Installed
thn block signal safety device. inyinE
the blame Tor the doatl of three EN-
rioyeea ~ the road a. . result % The
rfar-ena collision short distance
from AlsKnndria On November 22 on
the shoulders % the CONDUCTOR and
naNmnu 81 the secnnd section - train
80. ~ and fhe dispatcher a. Moreland.
the Louisiana state Railway CommiH-
sion ate saturday submitted ths result
1f ita Investigation of the awfui wreck
watch the commission declares c9uid
have been avoided had only tae most
ordinary precautions been taken
The report vas returned t8 Henry
JaatremakI. secretary ~ ths cumnis-
sion. uho had secured The signatures
20 Commissioners Henry p. Hrhreihsr
haf shrihv Taylor. who heNan the
inVestiFat.nu foar dayh after ne roar-
end collision cummisEicnrr Mere
fifh dif NOT atfrnd thn Investigation.
IRE commissioner wh7 sat- howersr.
haf annnE them TrHra~tnru rawson
ahd RaneY - tae fuffrsfats Commerce
Commission. Who assisted materially
An ths probe
After rtrifinN tha fLaIrrv - ths
wrHrE fhn nfrrr-fanfrr r..9H.HFH4Hss.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
REFERENCES TO
CITY ARE VAGUE
Discussion Narrowed Down
70 Debate Upon Whether
Heredity or Environment
is Greater Factor-Science
Seems to Combat Practical
knowledge for a Time.

wgih several imp'iss references %
ptuaarsla and a. reforuaE which might
bs inaututcd here. about a arcrs %
uen ulnEinE Ln Vearu from Cd O. ru.
EnthErof yesterday afseruodH a. the
stranEara Club of ths n. M g. a. and
speuI an hour in prontabia dls-us-
sicn lnan whether here1ig 90 suvIron-
ment piayu the Ereeter part ln ths
Crfnnfg~- wurin.
WhHr tna majority = fhcaa nrnr~r
wsre a. thH effv. seme oE tken have
uurne here rut recently and etherM IN
ne EathcriuE cane from PoInta a. Car
swav e. chicaEs
The dlHeuasi1n is one cf ths So ~
series insuEl atrd 1y rEe CLUB uhica
wfu r8urrun the rarnaInfer ~ tffa
year and au 1f aezf Cor tFr nra -firaI
sfudv - soraI srien-a
The ulhtHrf wuH crime Hwf thn
criminal environment 80 fartur in
ire making of enc crninal and aH a
stimulus - crime vaa faksn up -
wsu - lare.f.n % take Dc up ir ar
hour. wHler uaH ne Hmt ~ tha time
HHvnfrf rHrfrrdaE
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02

Affsr the discuasicn supper waa
served I'm tHa dinIng room - ahout
aqtrer 90 those Who ATTENDED
General Secretary j. T. Ehr-rw
opened ere discussion ~ telling ~ -
Increased ureVaience ~ crime arro~f b.
luE fn rfatisficai data both in the
rffeH states ard other countries
Wu#h ~ rfa Increase. hr holds as
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02

Frum tne InFertiKaftun made ~
ths commissions AZ a. APPARENT taat the
faHnan and ths conductor q F-ronf
-@rtion ~ train No 81 hofh fsusf ~
perform thffr dufv RrfH knnu hat
the third s.etiou - r@nas nna pa-fac
train No. so wAs q fast passenger
train whtrh under fhs opsrafirF rgl@a
shouid net have bssu more fhan tsn
minutes behind them Knsuinr this
n uas their duty 10 use svery IRE
caution possible - protect thr rssr
snd - their train and also e. prevent
the passenEer train from ovsrtakinE
fhems
When ne fWn sections - train $50
5f laff Mcrelsnd thsF usr. behind ere
southern farirr freight frhir ard
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02

tcontnasa CO ThHd raEsl
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02
WEATHER FORECAST

CLOUDY, PROBABLY aAlN MON
DAY ANo TuEspANI cioIDEl
NORTH p0nTioN TUESDAY,
MoDERATE EAeT WINDS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-12-02

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New-York tribune., 1912-03-10

"Connccticut" says Tiddy. ~You take the Bay
State Express and change at Naugatuck
81 see, SAYS linCtncy, maxim Il note on his Gun.
"Naugatuck What's the matter, Shorty"
81 Ike the name that's all, says |. "\augatuck,
Sounds like a plea Of not guilty to petty larceny, and
ends So sudden and decided
"But Hickory Sides is farther on, you know, says
Tiddy Ripping when You get there, too; lots OF
room, inside and out.
"Thcn III make it house party, puts in Pine lncy:
"Thats it, d-Lcnt house party, Good idea what
WELL, he was still pnnin' bouquets on himself
w when left, and hc's still chcsty over it when ho
blows into the studio again about FIVE O'Clock to an
nouncc casual, ~You'rc coming up tomorrow night.
YOU know, Shorty, for tho week end.
"Nlc,~ SAYS l. ~Id have To- have veal; mind ii did
ooh, but I've phoncd Sadie says he. "Shcs ac-
~Thcnvouwin. SAYS l. Any othcryictims in thcnct,'
i've been busy asking them for nearly an hour, says
hc "Lcts Sec besides you and Sadie, thcrr'l bc the
Coun,c,, and her daughter Vera, which makes four;
thing YOU know, and then Of course had to hunt mp
Tucker Belmont, who's asked everywhere she is. He
six. Then at Sherry ran acros, Scnor and Sonora
Del Riano, who
@Whv. there's only the two Of thcm which Is eight.
SAYS Pinckncy "Thcvrc on their way back to Mexico
CITY from their wedding torr She was Gladys san,
at the Waldorf found little Prince Rani Singh
"Eh," says l. SAY who's gon 70 do the inter
prctin for this bunch,
"P-haw'' says PncInrr. vow Ic ini1'd hN
count Nine wasn't it, But Ran'i's all right been
t. Oziorl and al that and perfect hond for auction
bridge Hasn't recovered yet from the )urhar hc sl
and few dlys in the country will DO him good. Nine
that al think; though may have asked others We
all 90 up together tonight You're to come ON the four
O'Clock tomorrow. And remember, chang" at N'uH'-
tuck.
"You can gamble TT change 20 something there.
SAYS l. "cycu If have 10 Jump freight
And. a-vc1 been hayin % spell OF mild weather, TINS
scheme Of pincknc, for dolgn the steam lt'crs ddn
size up half o Wild a- IT might, Course, coIccn con
ore. of nations amt just my idea of perfectly good
hou-c party; but wa mt hirin' day or 50 tramPn
around through the real country Nigh, not De- s." ned
f4r ,ngc pcrialv with the weather hoiin Ike this.
H. +. didn't 1t wa 2,onin' up some thick before
ID l..t town. and when III succeeded IN gct,n past
Nung.tu- without harLln ny hn- IN any - NJ -LL-
New-York tribune., 1912-03-10

-TAc i Then | must have been thinkin' Of
NJ Elmer No. YOU wouldn't know him. His
w beat j, up in the alarm clock and dollar watch
~ Not such great ways off, either; but far enough
I'' white lights to keep him trcadin the straight
Ho3 M rr,v Runs gcn'ral store, Elmer does, and Is
anu ,,.~ and local agent for the Ncycrpay Fire In
P',l,. Co.. and Great Sachcm OF the Red Men, and
.rat.ry of the County Grange
"i,I c\p.., the only time on record when Elmcrs
-. .,nnc1 wa, due to-say, you'd never guess.
D.lnry, Uh-huh, Not planned YOU understand,
i ms, on account Of Well I'll have to tell YOU how
Wa HaS drifts into the studio here the other noontmc
r;lrr, does, luokin as and Snappy as if ne was
,ri sent out by some Mfth-avc. club to show what
,ba .nring models ought to be-
-Hrno. chappy boy." says playful "IIow they
nqnme mn e. ,r h. i., off chair hikes his creased trout
~ m another notch fishes out his gold cigarette case
tbopgbtfu md proceeds to tap one end Of dopcsuck
Ca me edge my desk. shorty, says he, its fool
b world thank goodness"
Isl. .Sb' l... Been gain in the mirror says |.
aWbat seem. ..,'ishcrn common to YOU today"
xiv pr.-.o, pcrpcNty, says he, is OF domestic
& Hr, is it one docs. for instance when the fool
~. steam h ,ug apparatus goes Boom, in the middle
- The ri,. and vour man tells YOU at breakfast that
here, q deuce Of q mes, in the cellar;
~Whv. 1.a ring up the fool plumbers, says l. and
.,u 'cr7 g.. get busy.
''. 81 tr.q ,vs Pinckncy "Gcrtics done all that,
and thr. .1 her it will be couple Of weeks before the
foolish Thing can De mcndcd.
~Tr. i, sweet amt it," says |. But its simple
matte 10 move into town and camp at some swell
n'.y l,t NJ ,. ., think it would look silly then says
p;rllr.. ~'sggng guests around that way: You see.
r'f .. the Counties, Coonni and her daughter out
because they were jolly nice to us in Rome They de-
~, hotel h.., and now if we
-Good point, Pinckncy, says /. Get any iurther'
'' -Tf considered staying where are and having
e,r,or. wear fur coats But that would be awkward,
wouldn't it,"
a0r,' ,-,e saws Pnckncv And, as the Colonns
~. .'1 to Italian winters, perhaps they wouldn't like
y. must think of something Else. yIovc! have
~Yoarc kdln~ says J. Two ideas in one day
-Wan 90 around .. III, ,ub for luncheon and ask
r. If The fellows says ne, 'umpin' up Come
C-rI miss ars -,.a ~,rainin' Of mighty in,a'r.r-
New-York tribune., 1912-03-10
BY SEWELL FORD

as that Not mel So We rings up taxi
and starts out To- find help OF course.
Plnckncy pixies straight for the cafe, where
he discovers a blond haired, pie faced
young Johnny gain pcnsiVc at an olive
stranded in the bottom Of glass. Maybe
nc was rcckonin how much cocktail dis
placement the average olive has, or maybe
his thoughts was saddcr still. Anyway. he
don't chirk up much at Pinckncy', hail. or
grow fcycrish when the crisis is skctchcd
ont for him He blinks once or twice,
labs at the olive rcscntful with one finger,
and all of Il sudden unloads a chunk OF
WISDOM
"My dear fellow" says he, "Why not
take another house somewhere"
by Joyc, Bcrtic!" says Pinckncy,
>lappin' him on the back, but believe
you've hit it, YOU know! Another house
somewhere. Why not; ch, Shorty;
But thought these Colonnis was due
to land out at your place tonight" says !.
"But that gives me all the afternoon,
docSn' it.; says he. "Now lets sec who's
in the grill.
There was quite a collection; but the
one Pinckncy steers for first is 'liddy Bates,
a round faced, cheerful Young gent. whose
mission in life seems to be to wear the hot
test nccktics created and play carom bill
lizards at dollar a point.
Take YOU on for game, he suggests
as we Strolls up.
"Rcally can't, old chap, says Pinckncy.
I'm house hunting.
"Dcuccd deuce YOU say!" remarks It'd
DIV. "Town or country
doesn't matter: anywhere, says
Pinckncv, droppin into a chair careless
and rcachin' for the bottom.
Then that's easy" observes Tiddy.
"Lct YOU have Hickory Sides, sixteen room
private ninc-holc golf course, whackng bi
the living room, hot air furnace in the cell;
Il say, though. breaks in Pinckncy, e.
air arrangement Of yours ever 60 Boom
house like bcastv iccboX,"
Simply can't, y'know, ," says Tiddy. .
"Thcn I'm on, declares Pinckncy. "W
Won for month;
"Oh, call it It hundred" says Tiddy. ~
YOU to see whether its two hundred or nc
YOU are. Now Aha, Both heads! Two
But its worth it. Great place. Hickory
had bunch up there over New Years. \
wire Mcll.ck to air on, and warm up. ii'
you know, outside quarters, mcctv YOU a.
and al that.
"Gooi,~ SAYS Pinckncy "Thcn that
Bu, -cr by the WAY, Tildy, where Is IIiD