New-York tribune., 1912-02-08
THE talk or THE NY

Sportsmen will be Interested I'm a recent
statement Of the condition OF the deer IN
the AdlrondaCks According 10 p. z. Amcs.
superintendent OF DR.. W. Seward Webb's
preserves, the present winter has been A
favorable one for the deer 1T is extreme
cold combined with deep snow that kills
the deer" says Mr.. Ames. we have had
great amount OF cold weather. often the
mercury has been thirty or more degrees
below zero. But the deer have not been
troubled with deep snow. When the snow
IS deep deer become tired out and Ne down
II the weather Is extremely cold they are
quickly chilled through and die The pr.s-
cnt winter has been favorable to deer FOR
the reason that while the weather has been
cold the snow has not been too d,ep for
the deer TO move around and get enough TO
eat"
- suppose the Office furnishes the type.
writer's supplies inquired the new In
CumbcnJ
Everything but the chewing gum" OK.
plaincd the cash!cr.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
BUTTER AND EGGS
little butter" now and then
is relished by our greatest men.
Although IL only makes them sick
II people lay II on too thick
To grease llfes ways we then should try
But must not make the butter ny.
Though eggs are full OF meat we know.
And meet to greet fun many a show.
Few actors have the taste acquired.
SO riots and srots" stil make them tired
No acting. though at 1t we scoff.
Should egg us on TO egg them of
The kindly egg and butter men
Deserve to be applaudcl then;
BY keeping up the price Of each
They hold them almost out OF reach
Both eggs and butter are to-day
Too dear to waste or throw away.
G. b. NJ
They're married"
What makes you think SOP"
Il Just heard him asking her II she was
ever going 10 learn TO put on her own
skates."-Detroit Free Press
Colonel ABE" Gruber. the well known
Republican leader Is fond OF telling the
following story on one Of the budding
young politicians OF his district "One day
in the last campaign n bright young chap
on the stump for the Republican ticket"
said the colonel. 80 arranged II so that
he could speak on the following Monday I'm
one Of the upstate counties. He was back
again on Tuesday thoroughly disgusted
That was a fine place you sent me to- he
protested. In the half an hour | tried in
every way to arouse the audience | used my
best oratorical effects and told stories which
| considered good, but for some reason
couldn't get a rise out Of them, and when
| finished | did not get a hand That's
nothing / replied. Il spoke at q meeting
there about year ago and. like yourself,
couldn't get a rise. Finally I told funny
story and one fellow away back In the hall
laughed uproarously. And when the meet
ing was over a committee waited on me
and apologized for the disturbance
Il can't see why / should attempt to pro-
duCe your play" said the manager. There
seems TO be nothing In IT,"
THE Mayor OF this town has promised
me that he viii threaten to stop 1t IL you
put II on" the eager young dramatist re-
Piled.
"Hurrah! Wen put 1t in rehearsal at
once. and In addition TO being the author
/ want you 10 be the press aSent"-Chi-
cago Record Herald.
Piscatorlal yarn swappers, whose fantas-
tic tales during the snowhound season have
held the laurel bid fair to be outdone. The
fresh air fans" have entered the field
against them. 4 society open to all out
door seepers "for the mutual exchange OF
experiences" has been organized in Chi
cago. Charles II. Gard, head OF print
Ing company. is the originator OF the fresh
air fan" debating society. He says the
slogan Of all fresh air fans should be
Get as close to the Indian as possible"
I'VE want to get the outdoor sleepers to-
gether for mutual benefit he says. i've
been sleeping out since last June, and
haven't had a cough or cold 80 far. I've
picked up I'm health wonderfully"
Teacher (sternly)-Johnny, what Is lie
matter with your eye? II you and Willie
White have been hgnting again. / shall give
each of YOU a good whipping!
Johnny with the victors generosity
Yes'm But you needn't mind about Bill:
he's had his.--Tit Bits