The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-18

Dooley asked, where cud get tn loan
iva pike
"Ah, what ar-re We talkin' about? p
said Mr.. Hennessy. What wud We be wantn
with pike"
Yell need wan ye'ersilf befure long, said
Mr. Dooley If yere goin' by tn clan rooms
on yeer way home plays dhrop in an look in tn
closet an see ii there amt few old vans left
III pay fr sharpenin' an brightenn thin up
What1 we do with thin, says ye? Ye'd betther
be readn tn pa-apers. Why befure Pathrick's
day it's sure thing yell get writin' firm Jawn
Redmond hirnsIf orderin' ye to report f'r ooty
in Dublin to PROTECT til authority iv tn crown
again the seditious uprisin' in tn north Ye
wudden't go f'r amy such purpose, says ye?
Well, thin, I'll put it more to ye'er likln' He'll
be callin' on we to report f'r Jooty to knock tn
heads off iv lot iv OrangeInen that ar-re thryln
to prevint Ireland frim gettin' home rule. Aha !
knew that'd get ye. Now will ye go fetch tn
pixies? | was sure ye wud.
"I wisht me Uncle Mike was alive. How he'd
ini'ye it He'd be over there now dhrillin' tn
boys. He always said he got more good out iv
fghtin' an Orangeman thin wan iv tn right sort,
because he nver felt sorry f'r it tn day afther.
Th only regret he'd have about tn prisint rue
ton is that he'd have tn polls on his side He
wudden't like that much, an it might make him
lukewarm But / don't mind it at all. FIR FIVE
hundherd years, more or less, We an me, Hin
Missy, have had tn mercinary polls an sojers
takin' hand again us in our neighborly rows,
an now thin splndd bodies iv men ARE goin'
u
rely OH thin ntirely dye mind We're goin to
have some fun out iv this triumph afther FIVE
cinchries iv opprssion. Twill be with us as it
was with thin whin they had tn right First
throw tn rock an thin say: Officer in til name
iv tn king it may choke me, but III say it if
it's only f'r tn pleasanthry-' officer, in the name
v tn king arrest that man His father dhropped
monkey wrench on me unce's head in tn year
forty-two Won't he go quitely? III help ye
Come, me good fellow Yc wonto Thin San
derson, take that, an that, an also thesep 1t
makes me young man again to think iv it.
Tn way TIL gr-reatest joke that has iver hap
pened in tn wurruld come about was this way
l needn't be tellin' We how long we've been
sthrugglin' to get home rule We thred ivry
kind iv persuasion frim talkin gently to tn Eng
lish govenmint to putin charge of oynt
powdher undher their chairs Th' last argymn1
was tn best but Engishmen ar-re awful unap-
proachable If they've got something yc want, SC
il wasn't often aisy to get enough to thry tc
convince thin this way But wan day afther al
iction tn British prime nlinisther took out 6
pencil an pa-aper an figured out how mann,
votes in parlymint he had for him an how NANNY
he had again him, an says he to himself B,
Jove, he says, if tn Irish don't vote with u
we'll all lose our jobs he says. So he snds f.
Jawn Redmond an says he; Jawn,' he says,
intind to share tn fruits iv our gloryous victhr
with ye, he says. Our gloryous victhryp say
lawn Redmond Go on he says Yes, saw
tn prime mnsther. TIL Lb'ral party is dis
posed 10 be ginrou with its loyal allies, he says
I've prepared program that | think will sui