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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
J0GGEO HIS MEMORY
A Dit Of hun,er That Brought Phil Ma,
to His Senses.

A Dit Of huaser That Brought Phil May
to His Senses.
The most refractory among dumb
beasts may sometimes be won by per-
sistent kindness. 1t is also evident
that the obstinate Of the human spe-
cies may be Influenced by an assault
OF humor
Phil May, the English artist ''of most
dear memory" had promised to do a
colored design for the Christmas num-
Der Of an illustrated weekly publica-
ton. The date fixed On for its deliv-
cry passed by, and NO design had been
forthcoming.
Letters and kilograms were unan-
swered, and when a messenger was
sent to Mays house 1t appeared that
he had gone to Paris without leaving
any address. This. according to Lon
don NJ. A. P. is what happened next:
The publishers were at their wits'
end, but one of them. paying a days
visit to Margate. was overjoyed to see
May basking in the sunshine by the
water. The publisher did not make
himself known, but cannily ascertain
ed where May was staying. Then he
hired six sandwich men to parade up
and down before the artists window
with boards bearing different legends.
This was their tenor:
What about our Christmas Govern
1--WE are waiting for that cover"
1t was a delightful reminder. and In
a few days the publishers received one
Of the most brilliant designs May had
ever executed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
LOWER KNOX COUNTY
COVERED BY WATER
White River Is Now Cover
ing Thousands of Acres
of Land.


HAZELTON, Ind. March 29-White
river is now covering thousands of
acres of the higher bottom lands that
were not touched by the rise in the
winter. A rise of three inches last
night brought the stage to q and $40.
Lower Knox county, flooded jointly by
White and Wabash rivers is covered
with water from two to six feet deep.
The Hellsneck country now resembles
a great lake. Last nights continual
rain combined with the incessant rise
OF the river has made the Chicago
and Eastern Illinois railroad people
more concerned than ever for the safe
ty of their embankment between here
and Decker. 1t is yet intact but the
railroad company is holding every.
thing in readiness to meet a possible
break.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
A Comforting Bridegroom.

Louis Agassiz. the naturalist, spent
the evening Of the day he was married
In his laboratory as usual. He retired
after his newly found wife was in
the realm Of dreams. bringing to his
bedroom two very choice specimens
Of the snake family which he had been
studying and was still engrossed In.
Forced to part with them for the night.
he looked about for a suitable place to
leave them and finally laid hold of
his wife's stocking as convenient re.
ceptacle.
The next morning when Mrs. Agas-
siz rose she cried: Louis. there's a
snake in my stocking! What shall !
dOy
"A snake!" yelled Agassiz. now fully
aroused. zone snake. Heavens.
where's the other one? I put two In
there"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
'Spoiied His Seesch,

"Vhen l rose to speak it was so
still in the hall you could have heard
a pin drop"
"Yes:"
"Well. stood there for a moment
looking out over the audience and
framing my first sentence. and I am
sure that I should have bcen able to
get along all right. but just before !
had got ready to utter my first wore
some fool in the back end Of the hal!
yelled. "Louder:''-Judge.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29

The worlds output of gold for the
last year has been estimated at $685.
100000, gain of $14,000.000 over the
1910 output, and of more than 5000, 600
900 over that of ten years ago.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
:
49, The -
Scrap Book
A hslpina Hand.


After the stout woman had left the
car 4 young man exclaimed excttedly,
''She has left her bundle" and then he
added resolutely. u will take It to
her." Selling the package. the sterling
youth leapt from the car in the mid
die Of the block.
"Hey, lady!'' he shouted. rushing
back to her with the bundle in his out
stretched hands You left this.
madam
"'Tain't mine." she answered. ut
belongs to the big colored man that
was asleep In the corner"
The car was three blocks away and
going farther.
"What in the world shall do?" said
the sterling young man.
IF l was in your place." the stout
woman replied. II would surrender
myself to the police and telephone for
q smart lawyer."-Newark News.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
They Always Have.

do you think that your speeches
will echo down the corridors Of time"
II don't know about that" replied
the energetic statesman. "bnt I'm sure
some Of my comic anecdotes will con-
tinue to do so."-Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
The Quiet Toiler.

IT'S not he who parades
His deeds before the world.
Holding aloft their worth.
Whose memory lives impaired
In the hearts Of a people when
Tho years have died away.
But rather the man who tolls
On quietly day by day.
IT'S he who at his task.
Be II high or be 1t iowly.
Strives with never a thought
or self and praise. but wholly
Lost in the love Of duty.
Who deems no man his debtor
And quietly tolls each day
To make the world ever better.
George Newell LOvejoy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29

The late king of Sweden possessed
a magnificent collection of rare books,
engrayings and medals, while Ludwig
I. of Bavaria, rejoiced in a collection
of umbrellas.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
Vinegar.

The ancients accredited great anti.
septic power to vinegar and used 1t to
large extent for this purpose not
withstanding It's high cost. This quail
ity was greatly overrated.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
BRAZILIAN BALM

1.-The Old Reliable. IS magic for
coughs, grip. Group, asthma, catarrh
and quick consumption to the last
stage. KILLS THE GERMsl
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
CAFE II
Chile Con Carne,

Chile Con Carne, bowl 10 cents.
Oysters. any style, fried oyster
sandwiches. blue points on half shell.
fried oyster lunch Saturday afternoon
and evening free. CAFE IL, 512 Main
street. thur&frt-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29

In these times we fight for ideas.
snd newspapers are our fortresses.-
Heine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
Terre Haute, Indianapolis
\ & Eastern Traction Co.

Trains leave Richmond for indiana
apolis and intermediate stations at
500 .. m: s7:4O: SEQ; $40; 10:OO; q
ito: 1900; s1:41 p. m: 200; 3
-: 10; 400: $40: 800: s7:le;
500 C1ast car to Indianap0iis) .1e:o0
(GreenfieId); 11:10 Cambridge Cfty).
Limited Trains. .sa
Trains connect ct Indianapolis for ].
Lafayette, frankfort CrawfordsvilIe,&
Terre Haute. Clinton, Sullivan. Mar.
|tinssflle. Lebanon and P1sb. ~ q
Tickets sold through.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-29
4 STUDENTS
BIBLE STUDY
CONFERENCE
Religious Workers From
Nearly All Over the Coun-
try and Canada Will Meet
Here Next May.

CONTINUED from Page One)
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01
A MEASURE OF MERIT
Citizens Should Weigh
Well This Evidence.

Proof Of merit lies in the evidence.
Convincing evidence in clarksburg
Is not the testimony of strangers,
But the endorsement of Clarkaburg
people.
That's the kind of proof given here,
The statement OF CIarksburg citi-
zen.
Mrs. Minnie White. 176 First St,
Clarks5urg. w. Va, says: my ex-
perlence with Doan's Kidney pills
has been so satisfactory that 1 advise
their use in all cases of kidney trou-
BILE. I was subject to backaches and
headaches and at times / became
very dizzy and nervous. consulted
doctors and took medicine of almost
every kind, but nothing benefited me
until got Doan's Kidney Pills at
the City Drug Store. They gave me
complete relief" =
For sale by ali dealers. Price so
cents, F'oster-Niilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
Remember the name--Doan's-
take no other.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01
FIRST FAIR
In West Virginia This Year
viii Be Held at Penns-
boro August d to 80.

The fair season in West Virginia
will be inaugurated with the twenty
sixth annual Richie county fair at
Pennsboro, August 81 to 80. an event
unique among the fairs of this state
that has proved what can be done
with fair through intelligent. ener-
getic and capable management.
The Richie fair is one of the most
successful in the state, perhaps, TAX
ing all things into Consideration, it
can be called the most successful
fair in the state. Its speed program
is always so meritorious and its ex-
hihits SO fine and varied that it draws
people not only from Richie and ad-
Joining counties but from all parts
of the state
Tho association each year aims and
sucleeds in making each fair superior
to its predecessor And there is not
farmer in Richie or adjoining
counties who will not say agricultural
conditions have not been improved
through the Richie fair. 1t has
been especially helpful in stock i'm
provement for nowhere in the state
is finer stock raised.
The association has planned for
Etig things this year. a bigger and
better fair all along the line. and all
indications point to the greatest fair
! Ia the history Of Pennsboro.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01
BPERIjj
By Expert American Engin-
GERS Are Desired By
the British.

Tie DEItlSll.
WASHINGTON. Aug. l.-Request,
have been made by the international
Association OF Road Congresses
which meets in London in June, 1918
that the American Association ] fol-
Highway Improvement, which is the
clearing house for the road move.
ment in the United States, designate
distinguished American engineers to
prepare papers on the various sub
jects which the International Con-
gress at London will consider.
The United States Government
tis the only government among the
powers, that is not officially repre-
scented in the International Associa-
ton of Road Congresses. The as
sociation was formed for the purpose
Iof studying the methods of adapting
streets and roads to modern traffic
conditions. France has a model sys-
TEN of roads but the chief engines RS
several years ago discovered that the
roads were rapidly being destroyed
hby motor traffic. The French govern
ment considered the situation so SER
ious that steps were taken to form a
congress in which all nations should
he represented so that the experience
of all might be exchanged for the
general welfare.
because the United States has de-
Played the appointment of represents
atiyes in the congress the officers Of
that body designated the American
Association for Highway Improve
ment to act as the American branch
los the International body. The
American Association has selected
the men who will address the Inter-
national Congress and nearly all Of
the men. SO honored will be among
tic speakers at the American Road
Congress which is to be held in At
lantic City, September 80 to October
is. Among the eminent engineers
selected by the American Association
for Highwoy Improvement to read
papers at the London meeting Of the
International Association are: Pow
eli Evans, of Philadelphia; A. w.
Dean, chief engineer, Massachusetts
State Highway Commission; A. G.
Batchelder, chairman of the executive
board Of the American Automobile
Association A. n. johnson, state
highway engineer, Springfield, IlE;
Prof, Arthur H. Blanchard, of Col
umb!a University; Austin B. Fletcher,
/ state highway commissioner Of Cali
fornia; Horace M. SHETLAND, of New
York; George W. Tillson, consulting
engineer Of the borough of Brooklyn;
John R. tRablin, chief engineer Of
Metropolitan Park Commission Of,
Boston, Mass; Harold Farmer, Of
Massachusetts; DR.. Joseph Hyde
Pratt, state geologist of Chapel Hill,
n. G; William Phelps Emo, of Wash
layton, D. c.; Henry B. browne, of
Columbia University; Clifford Rich
ardson, of New York City; DR.. L. /.
Hewes of the U, S. office of public
roads; Morris R. sherrerd, of New
Jersey; William H. Connell, chief Of
bureau of Highways and Street
Cleaning, Of Philadelphia; Provost
Hubbard, of the Institute of Indus
trial Research, of Washington. D. c.;
Maj. w. w. Crosby. OF the Maryland
Geological Survey; and DR.. Clayton
H. Sharp, Of New York.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01

,If~you. hired a girl to do the washing,
you wouldn't do it yourself while she sat
in the parlor, would your That would
be ridiculous
-Naptha soap, use it the FeIs-Naptha
way and let it do the work. If you use
Fels.N,aptha as you would other soaps, you
are like the woman who docs the work
herself while her hired girl plays the piano.
a woman who uses Fels-Naptha as if it
were Just soap, instead Of a new way Of
washing, is misguided or foolish.
The directions on the wrapper are plain:
Use Fels-Naptlla in cold or lukcwarrn
water, with no boiling and no hard rub
bing. That's why Fcls-Naptha was in
vented, to do away with boiling and hard
rubbing, save fuel, save health, save time
and save the clothes Make Fcls-Napthas
do your work for you while you play the
piano. Follow the directions on the rcd
and green wrapper.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01
NJ Swollen Hands 20 Anty Drudse.

Mrs; Yoaepgacife Tim in peck of trouble. Some
friends are coming to dinner tonight to celebrate
TOMS birthday, and my hands are SO swollen am
Anty P,adge-''What caused your hands to swell like
Mrs Yo.egsoie Il had two big baskets full of clothes
70 pol today-baby does get his frocks SO awfully
ANty Drudge 4'If my hands were in the condition of
yours I'd be ashamed of them too Why had four
big baskets full, and my hands would do credit to
first class manicure Ny dear use FeIs-Naptha
soap, as directed the wrapper, and you will rever
be worried with swollen hands"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01

Making store center of interest
Tor wise shoppers is task Cor a big,
and a wise and courageous mer-
chant. Unless the merchant Is all
that. even strenuous advertising win
no; make the store winner.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01
H. A. HE1NzE,

OWL & MINING ENGINEER
Room No. Goa, Coz Building
Examination and Development o
Coal Property, Surveys made, Notes
Computed, Maps and TraeIngs MADE
Blue Printing.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-01

yen 'Fhone lOs.J. oQn.. ,PhoRa lsa.n
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
Tennis men
START Home

The American tennis team said good
bye Ia Honolulu this morning. When
they boarded the Sierra, I.arned,
Wright ana Mclaughlin received al
most an ovation from their many
friends here. and the regret OF dcpar-
ture was mutual. The good-byes wcrs
more tempered than those said when
the Zealandia carried the men OF last
November, ON their outward journey,
but It was good send-on all the same.
and u general Invitation to go cup
lifting again and give Honolulu an
other call.
The players had rafting good time
during their siSlday stay here,
II wish ! could stop over another
boat" said Larned. but business IL
business, and we've all had pretty
long vacation"
Wright and Mclaughlin subscribed
To his sentiments.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
INTER- NATIONAL
BALL LEAGUE FOR
HONOLULU LATEST
Portuguese, Japanese, Chin
csc and Hawaiian Teams
viii Form Organization,

Nm international league Is the plan
Of local baseball magnatcs for the 1912
season. \ strong four club Urgani2a-
ton, composed of Hawaiian. Por-
tugucsc, japanese and u Chinese
team. Is the scheme in mind. and II
possible It will be worked up and per-
fccted before the first bail IL hit at
Athletic Park in league competition
Last year IN the Senior League there
were Portuguese playing on the Jap
ancse club. and lIuwaiians on the Por-
tuguese. There was general mixture
ur races which distracted from the in
tcr"st of competition.
A. q, Marcallino, who managed the
affairs of the oahu League successfully
last season, has the details In hand,
and win start the entering wedge next
Sunday, when bcnent double header
for the ASahi team, champions Of the
Junior League, win be played ut Ath-
lrtic Park. TIE Asahis win probably
be- the Japanese team in the new
league. They viii come M against
the Stars IN the second game Sunday.
The first game will be between the
Asah juniors and the =. Y. \, local
chinese team. Each team has won two
games from the other
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
~ ~ u
LOCAL ARMY MAN
ON OLYMPIC TEAM

WASHINGTON, u. e., Jan. &c
Preparations are already being made
by the United States army for parti-
cipation in the OiympIan games at
Stockholm. Sweden. next July. Five
officers have been assigned to prepare
for the trip, though the army team
probably win bc composed of only four.
Those selected are Captain Guy v,
Henry, cavalry: First Lieutenant Ben
Lear Jr., Third Cavalry: John g.
Montsomsfy Seventh Cavalry; T.. +.
Graham, Fifteenth Cavalry, and Second
Lieutenant Quekemcyer, Fifth Cavalry.
captain Henry ana Lieutenant Ora
ham were ON the team which repre-
scnted the army nj the Horse Shoe In
London.
Four Of these officers are ut present
at the army mounted service school
at Fort Riley, and Lieutenant Qucke-
meyer has been ordered to that post
from Honolulu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
YACHT Club
HEADS MEET

The newly elected board Of directors
30 the Hawaii Yacht club held it's
first meeting last night. and laid the
foundations for an administration rest
ing on the firm basis OF solid business
and clean sport, which should spell
success for the 1912 yachting season.
No definite action was taken. the
meeting hcing u sort OF get-together
affair FOR the club officers themselves.
The proposition Of holding a large
banquet for the club membership IN
the near future, which was preached
at the general meeting last week. came
mp again, captain Miller being APP
pointed chairman Of n committee tn
take the matter IN hand. The banquet
win be held within the next few weeks.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
FOR THE STOMACH
Here's nm 0iier You Should Not Over.
look.

ReXall Dyspepsia Tablets remedy
stomach troubles by aiding nature to
supply the elements the absence OF
which In the gastric Juices causes in
digestion and dyspepsia. They aid the
stomach To digest food and To quickly
convert II into rich red blood aud ma
terlnl necessary for overcoming nat
ural body waste.
Carry n package of Rexall Dyspcp-
sla Tablets in your vest pocket. or
keep them in your room Take one
after each heavy meal and prove our
assertion that Indigestion will not
bother you.
We know what Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets are ana what they will do.
We guarantee them to relieve indiges-
ton and dyspepsia. II they fail we
will refund your money. Three sizes:
% cents, 80 cents, and SlO0 Remem-
Der, you can obtain RcXall Remedies
only ut our siOre--The ReXull Store.
Benson, Smith & Co., Ia, Fort and
Hotel streets.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06

Amateur Athletic Union and chairman
Of the Olympic games committee. has
been seriously ~. but IL now recover
inE. This probably accounts for the
apparent indifference Of the a. \ T..
to furnishing Information about the
cal branch sullivan H. the head and
hands Of the olympic committee. and
probably correspondence was dropped
when his Illness became acute. That
evidenced hv the fact that the cables
received here during the last few days
are from him,
Preparations for organizing the
American team to the olympic games
AT Stockholm in July are already under
way. with the experience Of having
handled three such teams 10 the Olym-
pic games in the past. Sullyan's
knowledge Mt this time Is Invaluable.
Mike Murphy the University Of
Pcnnsylvnnia's trainer. who has been
selected 10 condition the American
team to III" Swedish games. Is still
confined tn his room. aud encouraging
reports are not Forthcoming as Ia his
condition. II Is doubtful II he viii he
able to attend to his duties for some
time. and with the additional worry Of
handling the Pennsylvania squad, Muir
phys progressls likely to be slow
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
BASEBALL CALENDAR
TO SUIT ANY
YEAR

January magnntcs sent out
contracts. Players sent them back
unsigned with threats to return to
farming. paperhanging and barbcring.
Fcbruary--club owners get look
at the schedules and declare they are
perfectly satisfied They have to say
80 for their protests would he In vain.
Murch-Clubs train Tor the summer
campaign. Glowing repnrts come
from the South touting the recruits
rs embryo Iobbs. Mathrwsons aud La
ioics.
April-Season opens. Usual crop of
players with bad arms. Recruits do
not Iool, 50 good.
May --Recruits start back toward the
minor leagues. Supposedly cellar
champions are neck and neck FOR the
leadership of league.
June--rlHss begins 10 assert itself
Weaker teams on paper drop back tn
the second division.
aiirc and recruit phenomS take seats
In the background
August-club owners announce they
certainly viii hc one two-three the fol
lowing season.
Scptrmber--Four clubs In the
two big leagues try out recruits. 9th
or two don't have to.
OctOhcr-Ticket scandal occupies
columns In thp nunars Incidentally
this II the month Of the worlds series
Novcmber-Tlckct scandal echoes.
December - Big league magnates
meet, talk trade and don't trade. Bark
a little at their rivals and then go
home and say they don't mean IT, Ev-
cry one claims first division team for
the following season.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
ENGLAND Defines
Lawn Tennis
AMATEUR

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-06
POLICE court

In the police court this morning
Judge !ionsarrat sentenced Fukuda II
Japanese, tn thirty days imprisonment
for being unlawfully on the premises
Of the Shinshiuya Hotel last Sunday
morning ut . o'clock, where he intend
eel to steal certain articles from the
house.
Frank Newman, u soldier, arrested
for assault ANA battery, was fined SIS
and costs Of court lie stated Ia the
court that his record was good and
that he had never previously been
brought before a court for violation of
any law. lie asked Judge Monsurrat
To De lonlcnt with him Brown stated
that the court was bound To give it's
decision according to the evidence ad-
duced In court. Judge Monsarrat cons
sidered the evidence sufficient and
fined the defendant as stated above
George T., Baker was up Tor assault
and battery, and his ease was post
poncd until tomorrow morning,
See sung and Sing Wo Kcc were up
for violating the health regulations.
Frank r. Baker was up on n charge
of assault ana battery ana was fined
81 and costs of court.
D. Guamascn win he tried tomorrow
morning on similar charge.