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The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-24
Mrs. Breen Divorced

New York. September 23.-Mrs Ethel c. Breen. daughter of Richard Croker. today obtained a final decress of divorce from John J. Breen, formerly a riding master.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-24

Miscellaneous
 Passed Balls-Montgomery 25, Chat tanooga 22. New Orleans 22, Mobile 19, Birmingham IT. Atlanta 16, Memphis IA, Nashville.-13.
 Wild Pitches-Montgomery 35, At lanta 33 Birmingham 2s. Chattanooga
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-24

Everything from AsphRlfum to Zine White in Acme Quality Pnlnts and Fin fshes st the Acme Quality Paint Store,
 HOl5 Third avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-24
Cardinals Lose

Brooklyn, September 3.-Knetzer was in good form today and held St. Louis almost helpless in a drizzling rain. Griner was taken out of the box in the fifth inning when he hit Knetzer with pitched ball and was found for five singles. l rn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-24


 turning bookof  New little thought of as pennam 
 reproduced hollow checked player to pitcher allp promise. the of McGee
 The bo "Maty or by side the hesh woudn Uncle Toms Cabin fame has "growed.'
 who sa pitchers baseball put had doubts picher
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-09-24

Wares Best Sacrificer Wares of Montgomery led the South ern league players In making sacrifice hits with 3D. The 10 leading sacri- flee htters are as follows:
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11
DI'IDE NOUHSEIE
TIE Opportunity j. Here .Iinckrd ~
NlhururrHuc TCStlmOnA

Don't take oar word for a.
Don't d'u'ui on strangers -tr'p-
mNut
Read h.bunurrquc endorsement
Read tho statements Of Alhuquor-
que citizens,
And decide Tor yourself
Here l. one case of Il.
AIRS t. l'uuruollc. sos South IrUnd.
way. Albl1U'rIuc y. MoN, sny.. II
can vounh C.r the merit OF Doan's
kidney l'I''a as heartily now az when
rccomm' ndod them over two years
ago. SlEcr then I have advised other
persons 10 lry them ana | know from
reports mat rhoy have acted satisfac-
torlly In January 1907, | said In q
public s,utcmcnt that tho contents of
three boxes had cured me Of pain Ia
the back that had cluns TO me for a
long time, can now add that ] have
mad no recurrence OF my trouble"
For saic by al dealers. Price 40
cents, Foster Milburn CO., Buffalo.
New York solo agents for the United
states
Remember the aamo--poan's- ana
take No other. Adv. C,g Nc
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11
UNDERGROUND WNTEns \ vITEt-
NIG ESSITN.

The importance eft underground
waters 20 residents IN humid sections
~ illustrated by the fact that - per
cent Of the population In Michigan
are directly dependent Tor water
upon the underground supply, says IL
geological survey bulletin. Another
investigation. of nineteen counties IN
north-central Indiana Indicates IN"
vital relation that ground water hears
20 daily life, az nfty.f1ur commune
Ties In these nineteen counties having
public supplies. forty-hv" used wells
aloae and three others use both
Streams and wells. The urban popu'
laflon is therefore largely dependent
nDca the subsurface supplied and the
soFa1 pppnlhtlon depcndS almost eE-
bheeig ppn fNenA. u 10 eaiimeted
ahsl h Nloa JSo, eeo. goo gallons Of
npsu whlsga ase nnsa daily ior town
na cantsy aomnSe kuppllee while
~ n9alllool al,soe,eaa naaipme ~,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11
WEBER DENIES ALLEGED
DENIAL OF MURDER PLOT
m, Leased Wire to Evening ncraMl

Sew York, Dec, II. geo. "ilridgio'
W"hh"r. one ut the four intormrTs In
INC EoS"nthal murder eases, quoted
yesterday ns rcpudinting his tcsti-
mony given a. the trial Of Becker and
the four gunner, In saying that there
WIS no plot TO Stay Herman ROsen-
thai. sent letter IN District Attor-
noy whitman today that tho state
mrnIs attributed Ia him were "nhsO-
lurly fable"
ANY time you wish m" ia make an
AFFIDAVIT To- this effect" he added. II
shall be- glnd tn do No. Mrs. webheT
WI CnrrohorHte me-"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11
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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

Coming TS~IaI lhcairr tomorrow
aud Friday, the Great Thrc.Uccl
Vhngrnph Feature picture, The
MOHcN Klng-,'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

DOlIs, tnAs aud MI kinds ~ g'It
goods: inrgc assortment ~ lowest
prl,rs NJ Duldc'S. 2IO'a south SS~''
Ond street.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

C"ming--CiN stat thcnicr, tomorrow
nnd friday, the Great Three itCcI
Ntngrnph Feature Picture. The
Money kingS."
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

Landau ur. ILL., Elst" llu,,.
militant .uUrg,lrr W,s s,Ui.u,ra
to-day .. .', months imprisonment
for u1ruu. IN False alarms ur nrn
lrL ul~u
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

Ask about the sac Toilet Bet to no
given away, Powell DRUG co.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

ConIIng---Crystal tlscater. tomorrow
aud Friday. tIe Great ThTc".lteri
VItaRraph FcataFc PlctuFr. THE
Money kinEs."
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

(O'mlng'--(rysial thcaicF, tomorrow
ana Friday. tllFys Great TbFcc. IleeI
Hlsakraph FealuFe Picture, Tho
Ma'acS kiWRa." i a. "
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

Combination nroaklast, Fashion
Cnfg.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

rutnc wcokly-Crys,al Tonight
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

taanInR-Srystal lilemlcr. Tomorrow
and FRIDAY. Ilar ifiraaa Three. Reel
vliaaFaph F'eaaWre e'letnrc, ''Tlse
Moiaey klRG."
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11
Hot wumes. Fashion cafe,

CoIt,lng--tIyStaI tbcatcr, tomorrow
ana friday. lhc Great ThrcC- IIccI
yltaRTalslI Feature Picture. Tho
Money klngH."
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

Imported Elf, novelties IA, No"com-
sT's Art shop.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

Canlne .Gsyslal hleatcr, iOmoVrOw
ana Fsiday. tlse Great Three Reel
vIanaraph F'eAsnre Picture, 'sTIle
AlunoF MaAna"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

When you have a bilious attack
alye chamboriain's Tablets trial
Thsy are eRcellent For sale BY all
dfuaslaia.-Adv.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

RuSEwhsat Cakes. Fashion Cafe.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

Ioming-IINsInI ihcalcr ton'"rrnw
nnd Friday, the i.rcnt lhi" .Ir"l
NitngInph Feature picture. "Ih"
Money kinG~,'
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

THE PROGRESsIvES propose go
Celebrate Ilrcoln's birthday In Fob
runry with banquet nt which
Colonel ItooseVcit viii he the chirf
spch kcr. This n n direct assault on
a stnndpai monopoly,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-11

, IT ~ SUGGESTED that the Third
T'rmHrs put MunseN and Perkins ana
IBlnn IN q snlc deposit vault for safe
keeping until 1910. There ~ always
.tac possibility that rhcN may spent
their money loolishlv in the ucXt Cnur
Years
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
NEWS STORIES
 IN MINIATURE
Minor Mention of a Weeks
 Important Events.
4 HISTORY OF SEVEN DAYS
Paragraphs Which Briefly Chronicle the Events of Interest as 6ulle- tined by Wire. Wireless and
 Cable-Foreiln News.
Wa aShin0fon

A board of officers. headed by Briga dier-General Edward J. Mc6iernaud, will consider plans for the reorganiza- tion and training of the United States cavalry.
 Goernment officials expressed the belief that Congress would be called in extra session by October l by Pres ident Taft to decide whether to inter yene in Mexico.
 President Taft warned Mexico that unless the Mexican Government pro teets Americans from rebels he will will have to send troops across the line
 Though suffering from golf as well IS a sprained ankle. President Taft welcomed the chemistry delegates 10 the White House and addressed them seated in wheeled chair.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
THE PUTNAM PAfSi.Ji September B Ior2

ters in Boston a~ ---
 ed to the Hotel Touraine
 Lieut. Earl NJ. Chant ' s. Az was arrested. charged with having forced the name Of a paymaSter to S240 voucher in New York
 A painting worth sl0.00o was de stroyed by falling 100 feet from the dome of the capitol building at St Paul. Minn.
 Hrs O. P. oMara of Salt Lake. after fight of four hours, hooked a swordfish weighing 240 pounds at Avalon. Cal.
 Six persons. including two leading motorcycle drivers, were killed al the Vailsburg (N U motordrome. Of the dozens hurt. four probably will die
 The total vote in Vermont was 65,- 0SS. the Republicans polling 26.259. he Democrats 20.S5o and the Progres- sives 15.S09
 Dr. Warren H. Hunter. thief eoro- ner's physician in Chicago died of bleod poisoning Infection from pest mortem examinations caused death.
 Fort Comfort Inn. large summer hotel at Piermont. near Nyack, N Y. was destroyed by fire The loss is about S75,o00.
 Scores of army officers enjoying soft snaps on detached duty in Wash ington are to be sent back to field and post duty under a new act of Con gross.
 E--+9 Ysfr--,r- v-as arre.st5d {, Pl,f. cago charged with causing the death of Bugs Raymond, the pitcher whose skull was fractured in base bal fight
 Men and women fur workers in New York hugged and kissed Isidor Cohen, their strike leader when | was an Reuneed at Manhattan Lyeeum they had gained their demands from em- ployers.
 Jules Nedrines of France won the worlds aviation championship at Chi eago. capturing the Bennett Cup from America without a contest. The only American aviator who had planned to compete withdrew his entry when he saw Nedrines in action.
 Gov Wilson issued an appeal to the people of New Jersey urging them to defeat James Smith, Jr. in the Sena- torial primary and declaring that Smiths election would be the most fatal step backward the Democratic party of the State could make
 Two autoists invited Bernard Hunt of Washington, D. C. to a ride at At lantic City at night, carried him ten miles away. then took his iewelry and $500, stripped him Of every stitch of clothing and hurled him into a swamp. H. was found wandering, dazed, badly stung by mosquitoes.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
Sporting

Frankie Burns of Oakland knocked out One Round Hogan in the tenth round of a scheduled twenty round fight at San Francisco, which was spectacular, but which effectively set tied Hogans claims to lightweight honors.
 If the fans" in Boston will turn out S0.000 strong to see their Red Sox in four games with Washington it is safe to say that the stands will be all too small when it comes to the worlds series.
 Johnny Goulon, holder of the Amer ican bantamweight championship. will defend his title in a scrap with Will Hams in Madison Square Garden on October IS.
 Mary Miller, an 11-year-old girl. broke all juvenile records in the Hud- son river by swimming four miles in one hour and ten minutes.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
Foreign

An aeroplane broke loose al a meet in Paris and killed four persons. Ten others were badly injured
 Secretary Knox, special envoy to tbe funeral of the late Emperor Mutsu hito, arrived al Tokio.
 Forty thousand Chinese were killed in a typhoon that devastated the pro vinees of Chekiang and Fukien.
 Colonel Mangin sent word to Paris he had captured the Moroccan town of Marakesh and found the French prisoners of Fl Hiba alive and well
 Kaiser Wilhelm is now golf en- thusiast He is in favor of govern ment grant on Lake Griebnitz for d course.
 The Pope has decided to remove the body of Pope Leo XIII, which is buried in St Peters, to a tomb in the Lateran
 Fighting between Turks and Bul- garians occurred on the frontier and several Bulgarians were killed. The government has sent protest 10 Con stantinople.
 The will of Andrew Lang, the au- thor, was offered for probate in Lon don. The estate totals S64,496.
 Lieutenant Steger. an aviator in the Bavarian army, was killed while fly ing near Munich. and two British ayi- ators at Stevenage, Eng.
 Premier Canalejas of Spain cabled to Colonel Sylvestre in Morocco com plimenting him on his successful at tack on Chief Raisuli.
 A fresh outbreak or cholera in Gag liari, in the southern part of Sardinia, was reported to the public health ser vice in Washington.
 Suffragettes cut twenty-three trunk lines of telegraph wires a few miles from London and tl.en nailed a notice on the posts boasting of their deed,
 British papers continued to deride the American claim that "coastwise trade" toll exemption on Panama ca nal was just.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
MAINE SWINGS
 TO REPUBLICANS
Regulars and PrOgressives Unite to Elect State Ticket.
ASHER HINDS REELECTED
National Divisions Held jn Abeyanes and Taft Supporters and Colonels Followers Join In Battle
 for State

Portland, Me.-The Republicans, al lied with the Bull Moose faction. re- captured Maine from the Democrats at the State election.
 Governor Frederick w. Plaisted was defeated for reelection by Will liam T. Haines of Wateryille in the closest election in the history of the State.
 Governor Plaisted attributes his de feat to the large outpouring of the country vote' Mr Haines says: it is a great victory for the cause of good government.
 The Republican leaders assert that they won by attacking the administra- tion of Governor Plaisted and deeIin- ing to discuss national questions.
 The returns show a Republican gain of g per cent. and a Democratic loss of per cent.
 The Republicans have also won one seat in Congress from the Democrats, having elected Forrest Goodwin in the Third district over s. w Gould, the present Democratic representative.
 In the First district Congressman Asher c. Kinds, the only outspoken Tatt candidate in the election, in- creased his vote of two years ago.
 The fight in the Second district was close, but Congressman D. J. Me Gillicuddy (Dem) was elected by. reduced margin over William B. Skel- ton tRep).
 In the Fourth district there was an- other close fight between Congress- man Frank F. Guernsey (RepJ and Charles w Mullen (Dem9.
 Republican leaders claimed, on the strength of these returns. 10 be as- sured of a sufficient margin on joint ballot to elect former Congressman Edwin C. Burleigh to the United States Senate.
 The Republicans used State issues entirely as the weapons of attack, and refused to be drawn into any discus sion of national affairs.
 The Progressive element of the Re publicans was in full control of party machinery, but with the approval of Colonel Roosevelt a split Was post poned.
 With the ending of the truce pre- vailing during the State campaign the rival factional leaders will take up the cudgels against each other and fight for the six electors thai each side has put into the national contest.
 In conceding the triumph of the Republicans the Democratic leaders admit that present figures indicate the wiping out of the Democratic plurality of two years ago. Both the Roosevelt leaders who control the machinery of their party in the State and the Taft men are claiming the credit for the success of their combination ticket.
 Governor Plaisted issued the follow ing statement:
 "The stay-at home vote of the Re- publican party, which was noticeable in 1910. got out in large numbers and simply offset our reduced majorities i'll the cities.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
General

Maine Republicans elected their candidate for Governor and three out of four Congressman.
 Russel Crosby, of Elba N r.. first rural mail carrier in the United States, resigned. He was appointed in 1896.
 The wheat crop in Illinois will be only one-third as large as last year, and the smallest crop since 1860.
 A list of persons who have given $100 or more to the Democratic na- tion- campaign fund to date was made public
 President Ban Johnson of the Amer ican League announced that the series for the worlds baseball championship would begin on October s,
 On November 13 a representative of each of the 120 counties in Kentucky will plant a tree on the capitol grounds in Frankfort.
 Mrs Ellen Ba bcock. of Utica, moth er-in-law of Nice-President Sherman, was awarded the s5O0,000 estate of Mrs Mary s. Dickerson, a relative who died two years ago.
 Miss Helen Keller, the blind girl, will move from Wrentham, Mass. to Schenectady Ma.or Lunn will ap- point her a member of the board of public welfare.
 An ensign and twelve men from the United States supply ship Glacier boarded a Nicaraguan rebel gunboat and captured it. General Estrada. former President of Nicaragua, disap- peared from his New York hotel and is believed to have returned to Man agua to run the country.
 The Bergen County Grand Jury de clared the new courthouse and jail a Hackensack, N J., had cost at least S70,000 too much and recon mended suits be brought to recover ths amount.
 Mothers, not fathers. should apply the birch to their Lnruly children, &C., cording to Juvenile Judge Calian in Washington, because they are not so apt as fathers to overdo it.
 John Campbell. the oldest engineer of the Pennsylvania Railroad. retired. In all of his 50 years of service he never had an accident or killed any one
 The death list of the accident al the Vailsburg Motordrome was increased to seven when another of those injur- ed died in the Newark Hospital Four of the thirteen injured still in the hos pital may not recover.
 The Government report showed a bumper crop of corn. with an estimat- I'd yield of nearly three billion bushels.
 John Hope. inventor of the panto- graph engraving machine, died n Providence, R. l., in his sgd year
 C. c. Cregan. president of Fargo College, N. D., has been nominated for governor by the Progressives.
 limousine, owned by Uncle Joee' Cannon, was auctioned in Washington for S660. The machine cost se,500.
 Fifty convicts who participated in the riot in the Michigan prison will be nogged.
 Grace Mason was fined s750 for ticking Policeman Kent under the chin in Philadelphia
 Walters brought from New York are taking the places of the striking wait
 7ha strike has extend
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
BIGGEST CROP IN HISTORY.
Prediction of President of New York
 Central Who Has Visited West.

New President N. c. Brown of the New York Central Railroad, who is an expert crop observer and estimator, predicts the greatest crop of all kinds ever produced in the his tory of this country. He has just re- turned from an extensive WesterB trip. In an interview he said: T went west through the principal agrieul- tural states of the Union and closely observed agricultural and industrial conditions. In my opinion the United States is going to harvest this year the greatest crop of all kinds ever produced in its history"
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
Personal

President Taft has returned to Beverly from Biddeford Pool, Me, where he spent Sunday night at the home of his brother, Charles r. Taft of Cincinnati.
 Dr. l.. F. Barker was rushed at sev- enty-two miles an hour from the wilds of North Carolina to Bar Harbor to at tend Mrs. John R. Mclean. i'll with pneumonia.
 President Taft, leaning on cane at the Atlantic Deeper Waterways Convention at New London, defended his action in signing the Panama Ca nal bill. lie also warned against ex- tremes in personal ambition.
 Yoshihito. the new Emperor of Ja- Haa. granted his first official audience to the diplomatic corps.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
HERE AND THERE
 IN THIS BUSY WORLD

Beloit College, ia Beloit. Wis. an- nounced plans for \ time service by wireless tele graph 70 cities of ths middle West and boats on the Great Lakes
 Hedging suppsrs to wlson and Marshall. eX-Senatsr James Smith. IT,, He'd his petition as candidate for United States Senator from New JeT- sey in the Democratic primaries
 William J Flynn, head of the New York branch of the secret service. re- signed his position to take part in the graft investigation in New York
 It required a Caeserian operation to bring into the world the twin daugh- ters of Mrs. Henry Marserau, in Cam bridge, Mass Mother and children are doing we'll.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
LABOR SHORTAGE IN WEST.
Officers Find Fields at $4 Bay Ap-
 peal More Than Sea

Wasbington.-Th general shortage in the labor supply all over the coun- try is causing the Navy Department considerable difficulty in it's efforts to increase enlistments.
 There now exists shortage or 5.634 meI, this shortage including the 1 4.0O0 additional men allow the navy by act of Congress in the session just concluded.
 Naval officers on recruiting duty re- port that they are confronting tre- mendous shortage of &bor all over the country, but more especially in the middle West where farm hands get S4 a day.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
ACQUITTED OF DYNABiTlNG.
Saeeer Freed of Charge of Blowing
 Up His Brothers Mill.

Allentown. Fa.-Nilliam Saeger, ot Richmond, Staten Island, accused by his rich brother of dynamiting and footing the Sager mill here. was ac- quilted in the Criminal Court He had won in habeas corpus proceedings in New York and came here and sur rendered. He established an alibi
 Mrs Saeger is niece of former Mayor Charles F. Wallick Of Philadel- phia.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
Continental Europe and Texas.

The British isles belong, of course. to that part of the world known as Europe. but the term Continental Eu- rope is used to dencte the continent itself exclusive of the islands The area of Europe is 3,754,2s2 square miles. that of the state of Texas is 265.7s square miles.
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
DANGER PERIOD
 OF WOMANS'L LIFE
 FROM 45 to 50
Interesting Experience of Two Women-Their Statements
 Worth Reading.

Asheville. N.C.-"I suffered for years with female trouble while going through the Change of Life. tried local phy- sician for a couple of years without any substantial benefit. Finally after re- peated suggestions to try Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, l quit my physician and commenced using it with the happiest results. 1 am today prac- tically a well woman and anxious to con tribute my mite towards inducing others to try your great medicine, as l am fully persuaded that it will cure the ailments from which l suffered if given fair chance.
 eff you think this letter will contrib ute anything towards further introducing your medicines to afflicted women who are passing through this trying period, it is with great pleasure consent to it's publication. " - Mrs. JULIA A. MOORE, F East St, Ashevile, N. c.
 The Case of Mrs. Kirlin.
 CirclevilIe. OL..o.-"I can truthfully say that never had anything do me so much good during Change of Life as Ly- dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
 Before dad taken one half bottle of it l b. gan to feel better, and have continued taking it. My health is better than it has been for several years. If all women would take it they would es- cape untold pain and misery at this time of life. "- Mrs. ALICE KIRLIs, 35S w. Mill St, Circleville, Ohio.
 The Change of Life is one of the most critical periods of woman's existence. Atsuch timeswomen may rely upon Lydis [. pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
prnxed hie chiYalry.

Visitor-"You say that old repro bate over there used to be one of tns politest men in town? l suppose ne a give up his seat in a street car 10 . woman" Native-"Polite SAs' stranger, that man gave up his seat ID heaven for a woman. Satire
Putnam patriot., 1912-09-13
corrected,

Murphy-"Nobody Loiked Casey. an yit the paper says a large crowd fol- lowed the hearse to his grave" Ma loney-"Tis a loi. They didn't follow it; they chased it.