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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Safety Razor eiadss Resharpensd fAiI
rs1akes1. hair tested and guaranteed
% shave as good or better than new.
Work received and delivered ut our
local agency, Howell Bros, Sixth
and Broad. SNARp-O Co. No.
n. Seventh. Phone Monroe aiS7.
f1Hl1Np kkasAA n -. xaA $3.50 x~sa. -
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Excellent Top BueKy, t37.
One Runabout. rine Condltion, $3S.
THOG. II. HukE 4 CO.. SOl Hsook Ave.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

1aleasnea wahte& Tor Laee1, EMbfo4d-
Afiea: must have established trade
asRenw dry geeas assd gsnsral stores:
small town. HUDSON RIVER LACE
WORKS. 4ls Broadway New York.
1ayesmsn wsnteA-For vAcsney In v3r-
efhia territory, travelling salesman.
expeFieneed in grocery, dry goods.
nneclaify or adyertlsinE lines: posi-
tiou permanent: well-knv~n line will
ray ~. 900 per year to capable man.
Box 4ss. Iowa City. Iowa
CAxaAle aaleasnan II CAver YIsgfnfa
With staple The. fffgh commissions,
500 monthly advance AMI permanent
DUeitlon to right man. JESS II
AMITH Co. Detroit Mich.
taIes0en 10 Take Oraers for Cat Rate
groceries; sac weekly. Outfit free.
Experiences unnecessary, STANDARD
MENCANTILE CO. Hippodr ome
MdY. Cleveland. q.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Vice Nine-Recs H1ane II West Fad,
wcaf suited FOR Families wlA
modern eonvcniences detached. OF,
car line. only $t.7ko This IL sure
10 per cent Investment or make a
good home 80. as..ss.5 NIL
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

For sale--YaIe Motorcycle. SSH HAvef~
ford, $s5: Thor $110: Merkel. SIS;
Indian. ss5. s25 cash and SIS per
month. Be Quick THOMPKINS. at
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Thfrty Feet On NerSk Lie 81 PafE
fsxtsHEf OF EheppHr0
street; $50 per foot. A big bargain.
era. Building. ~ 4
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Genuine Bargain: Twelve-rooa Rest
All modern improvements, lot 30x
n l40. Price, 10000 MI per cent
Investment j. HI. MOSELEY q Co,
s12 Travellers Building.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

A BLOCK OF LOTS ON TAYLOR
STREET, RIPE FOR IMPROVE
MENT. PRICE S36 PER FOOT. j.
A. CONNOLLY 4 co.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Have SOme Coed prapoeitfonn q
offer the hemeseeker and investor ii
real estate; write fne, describing
what YOU want. Apply GEO. II. GIB-
SON. Cumnor. Va
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15
DUKES BARGAINS.

stock 81 stndehaker Spring waE0ns,
Ba6gfeS and HunAbouts.
Several secena-Hand Bue6les ana Rur- :
Ahouts Very CAeap.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Six Hundred Tkousand Bicycles seld
in 1911. Has the public quit riding I?
'hink not. Call ana buy one Of our
high grade easy runners, and fvin
the great army. Remember We sell
the beat. T.. a. 0UIHENBERRY, s25
West Main street. Harley davidson
and Pops Motorcycles. Quality
counts
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

REDUCED PRICES on ALL SUITS
8. BUDMAN. LADIES TAILOR, 48s
EAST GRACE STREET. PHONE
MADISON 24s6.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

nreo weekly Proas fer Ycus Wsnaer-
fully successful mail order plan.
year own boss: yeuf own Ousiness;
don't worry about capital; expert.
feNd. one man made half million.
write ID once for free booklet tell
lag how, BOYD II. BROWNE. Omaha
Neb.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15
HELP WANTED-MALE

II Yea Want WerA-Esro6eessns CYer-
teal mechanic or manual - apply
sANERfcAN LABOR BUREAU.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

Fes ieeif- rhseS Hlee RsSssA 81 N~r1t
4 avenue nattpn Hsi&sits Phone
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-09-15

A. Intelligent Perssa May Ears moo
north corresponding for neyspa-
iiars. PRESS SYNDICATE. LOCK-
pert, N. 7.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-04-11

stroyed immense quantities of
property and live stock,
"The, general has received
many messages from his en-
ployes in Chihuahua stating that
the rebels are doing great dam
age. The general hasn't any idea
as to the extent or value of these
depredations."
TerrazzaS' fortune is estimated
all. the way from $150,OOO,OOO to
$200,000,0OO. He owns 100000
acres of land in Chihuahua, most
of it stocked with cattle, horses,
sheep and live stock. He owns
two-thirds of the business and
residence buildings in the city of
Chihuahua.
He is 80 years old. He has II
children, three sons and eight
daughters, several of whom are
married and have children.
-O-O-
TTATOTTNTH TTDNEC
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-04-11
UNSUNG HEROES

/ would not wear a laurel wreath
For mighty men and great
Who won high honor on the field
Or proudly ruled a state.
My praise shall be for humbled
men
Who do the worthier thing
The man who never asked guest
To hear his daughter sing.
Oh, I would praise the nobler soul
Who kept a level head
And never told a fellow man
-sThe things his baby said.
All glory be to that good scout
Whose, wife was meier afraid
That he would wildly rave about
THE biscuits Mother made"
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
GUARD THEIR SHADOWS.
Native Africans Believe They Are a
Part of Themselves.

The shadow is the recognized portion
OF man among modern African peoples.
In West Africa the natives told DR..
Nassau that it was possible for a hu-
man being to have his shadow stolen
or otherwise lost and for him to exist
in a diseased or dying state In this
case his body would cast no shadow.
The same authority says there is a
widespread belief among the natives
in dual soul. which consists of spir-
1t which, as far as is known. lives for
ever in the world of spirits, and
shadow, which for an uncertain length
of time hovers around the mortal re-
mains.
Here we seem to have confusion be-
tween the spirit body and the shadow
of a man.
The shadow, according to Miss Kings
ley, is one of the four souls of man.
She noticed that men would march hap
PLY enough through the forest or grass
land on blazing morning, but when
they came to piece of open ground
they would 90 around it. not across it.
because they were afraid of losing
their shadow. They only do this at
noontime.
On asking some Bakwiri why they
were not anxious about losing their
souls at night time, she was told that
at night all shadows lay down in the
shadow Of the great God and so be-
came stronger. Had she not noticed
how long and strong the shadows of
men. trees and mountains were in the
morning? Murders are sometimes com
mitted secretly by driving a nail or "a
knife into a mans shadow.-From DR..
Wallis Budges Osiris and the Egyp-
tan Resurrection"
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
The Position of the Poles.

Both Peary and Amundsen made al
lowances in determining the sites Of
the poles. Their position Is not per-
fectly constant. there being a counter
clock elliptical movement of some thir-
ty feet and a counter clock circular
movement Of some twenty-six feet in
diameter in a period of 42S days at
the extreme axis of the earth. This
change, however, is so slight as not
to be reckoned In practical calcula-
tions. Peary and Amundsen made no
guesses, but took several observations
from various standpoints to determine
conclusively that they had reached the
poles.-Christan Herald.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
His Prescription.

Boerhaave, the greatest doctor of his
time. was anxious that it should go
forth that even the most eminent doc
tor is somewhat of "humbug" He
carefully handed the key of small
diary to his executor, bade him open it
Immediately after his decease and let
the contents 90 forth to the world at
large. When the notebook was opened
all its pages but the last were blank,
and on that final one there was written
in large letters Directions to Patients:
Keep your feet warm and your head
cool and trust for the rest to Provi-
dence."
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Half Mourning.

There are drawbacks even to being
the wife of wealthy man, as Mrs.
Millyuns found out Although they
have been married only a few weeks.
she hardly ever has a quiet hour with
her husband. It's business from morn
ing till night, and in the evening he
only begs for peace and rest. So the
other day she came down to dinner in
a somber black frock.
why on earth, dear. are you wear
ing that frockY asked Mr.. Millyuns'
eying her gown with distaste. why
it's almost half mourning"
"Of course it's half mourning" re-
piled the lady. with much mourning
"Don't you always say when you come
home from the Office that you are hall
dead adY'-Exchange.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
The Foster Mother.

There is story told about hen
which was intrusted with q sitting
of ducks eggs to hatch When the
young brood went down to the water
she was frantic with anxiety, but the
second year. when her next brood of
ducklings went to swim, she was
scarcely troubled at all, and the third
year she would fly to stone In the
middle of the pond and from her coign
of vantage watch the ducklings swim
round her with evident pride. The
fourth year she was allowed to hatch
her own eggs. and when she discover
ed that the infant chicks had no in.
tention of taking TO the water she
few to the stone in the middle of the
pond and clucked frantically to them
to swim out to her.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
SONG OF THE WHALE.
The Humpbaek Is Little More Musi-
cal Than the BoWhead.

Cdl udH bhC 6OWhodAs
Whales are rarely thought Of as vo-
calists. yet according to Miss A d.
Cameron In THE New North" they
really have a distinctive song of their
own.
A certain Captain Kelly was the first
to notice that whales sing One Sun
day. while officers from three whaling
ships were 'gamming" over their after
noon walrus meat, Kelly started up
with II hear a bowheadI" There was
much chatting about ''Kelly's band"
but Kelly weighed anchor and went to
find the band wagon Every sail fol
lowed his, with the result that three
whales were bagged.
Among bowheads this singsong is a
call that the leader of the school. as he
forces a passage through Bering sea.
makes in order to notify those that fol-
low that the straits are clear of ice.
Walruses and seals and all true nam.
mails that have lungs aud live in the
water have bark that sounds strange
enough as it comes up from hidden
depths. Every lookout from the mast
head notices that when one whale is
struck the whole school is CALLED or
stampeded at the very impact of the
harpoon; they have heard the death
song.
The sound that the bowhead makes
is like the long drawn out hoo hoo-oo-
Oo-oo" of the boot owl. A whaler says
that the cry begins on F and may rise
to A. or even q before slipping back
to F again. He assures US that with
the humpback the tone is much finer
and sounds across the water like the
note from the E string of violin.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
VeuetabIe GIuttons,

Sundews. common in English marsh
es, are sufficiently knowing to distin-
guish between various substances pre-
sented to them. Offer them a nice.
scrap of tender beef. and in couple
of hours they will have concealed It
from sight. Try them with a piece of
chalk or a tiny pebble. and they re-
main stolidly immovable. Wet the
chalk and offer it again. and the plant
apparently mistakes it for meat, the
bristles gradually closing round it;
then, discovering the deception. they
gradually relax and return the chalk
without thanks. These vegetable glut-
tons will absorb morsels of poached
eggs and mutton chops, but cheese
turns the leaves quite black and final
ly kills them.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
BATHING IN AGRA JAIL.
Just Like "You Scratch My Back and
IN Scratch Yours"

1Q5L Llk0 " OSa oNS'' Wy -~'~ ~AAo
III Scratch Yours"
One of the humorous sights of India,
saws a contributor to the Wide World
Magazine. is the daily bathing parade
in n native prison. In the one we wit
messed were youthful habitual crimi-
nails, varying in age from nine to fif-
teen years. taking their daily dip at
Agra Jail. While the governor watches
proceedings from the shade of a tree
the prisoners, each man fettered and
carrying a bowl of beaten brass or
steel. are led out in double file to
stone pavement. on each side OF which
runs shallow trough of water.
At the>command Of Il native warder
bowls are filled and waistcloths are
washed. At a second order the prison
ers scoop water over themselves and
then sink smartly to their launches,
one behind another. in parallel lines.
Again comes a snappy order from the
warder. and each man begins vigorous
" to rub the back of the fellow in
front of him. When the warder judges
the massage" is complete his voice
brings the two lines to a smart right
about face, still on their launches. and
the vigorous rubbing begins again. each
man doing for his fellow what his fel-
low did for him.
The process. while comical. is genu-
ine illustration of the saying. You
scratch my back and I'll scratch
yours" except. of course. to the pris-
/ oners whose fate brings them to the
head or tail of the line. where they re-
ceive only half the treatment of their
fellows
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
COSTLY COLLARS.
They Cost $500 Apiece In the Days OF
Queen Elizabeth.

Queen Elizabeth.
Starch was never heard of in Eng
land until after Queen Elizabeth came
to the throne. This statement may
sound q little startling, but it is quite
true nevertheless. EliZabeth's father,
bluff King Hal. was the first English
monarch to wear any sort of neck
band. That was very plain, about an
inch in depth. and made of lace. Yet
only fifty years later an author of the
times, Henry Peacham. writes:
He is not a gentleman nor in the
fashion whose band of Italian work
standeth him not at least three to
four pounds. Yes. seamstress in
Holborn told me that there are some
of threescore pound price apiece"
Fancy paying such sum as $4,000 a
dozen for ones collars!
The original of the present starched
collar was the ruff In the year 1864
Queen Elizabeth first used a coach.
Her coachman came from Holland.
He was man named Boenen, and his
wife brought with her from that coun-
try the art of clean starching.
Soon afterward a certain Nine. Ding
hen came from the Netherlands and
started a laundry with clear starch
ing in London. A very good thing
she made Of it. for the daughters OF
worthy citizens crowded to her to
learn the art, and she charged them
f5 apiece. Five pounds was lot Of
money in those days-equal to at least
$1O0 of modern money.-London An
SWerS,
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
JEFFERSoN'S BONES.
He Priced Them Highly Until Or. Wis
tar Saw Them.


tar Saw Them.
1t is said that when Thomas Jeffer.
son journeyed from Monticello to Phil
adelphia on bis way to take the oath
of office as vice president he carried a
lot of bones in his baggage. The bones.
alleged to be those of a mammoth.
had been found in Greenbrier county.
Va. and sent to Monticello. where
they were set up by Jefferson. who.
it appears. entertained somewhat ex.
aggerated notion of his attainments in
natural history and who stood sponsor
for the bones as those of "a carnivO
rous clawed animal entirely unknown
to science"
1t was not until after Jefferson
reached Philadelphia that he was un-
deceived, for at glance the learned
Dr. Wistar saw that they were the
bones of the common sloth, several
specimens of which he showed the
virginian. jefferson. 1t is related. was
greatly chaGrined. especially as his dis
covery became known as Megalonyx
jeffersonil.
1t has been pointed out that indl.
rectly no less naturalist than the
great Button may have been RESPONSE
BILE for Jefferson's error. 1t was the
Virginian's practice to send Button
specimens and information, and with
the subtle tlattery of courtier the
French naturalist wrote:
81 should have consulted you, sir.
before publishing my natural history,
and then l should have been sure of
the facts. New York Sun.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Chaerful For Him.

Not long ago stock of crockery was
sold at auction. and Mrs. Wilson at
tended the sale. When she returned
her face was radiant with Joy.
"You must join the cremation so
ciety." were the first words she said
to her husband.
Mr.. W.-What for?
Mrs. W.-I've bought such lovely
vase to hold your ashes! You have no
idea how it will set off the mantelpiece.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
SUNDAY In THE CHURCHES
Notes of Services of Various
Religious Bodies.

Trinity Episcopal church.-Sun-
day school, 9:45; morning service,
IL; evening service, Z. Rev. William
Lucas, rector.
The W. G. T. U. holds its regular
meetings the second and fourth Tues
day afternoons of each month in the
parlors of the M. E. church at 2:30
p. m.
Regular service at the Seventh
lay Adventist Church, Fourth Street
every Saturday morning. Sabbath
School at 10 and Bible Reading SER
vice at IL o'clock.
Methodist church.-Sunday school,
9:15 a. m; preaching, II a. M;
Junior League, 3 p. m; Epworth
League, 6:15 p. M; preaching, 1880
p. m. Rev. l.. c. Poor, pastor.
Pentecostal Church OF the Naza-
rene cor. Fourth and street
John T. Little, pastor.-Sunday SER
vices; Sunday school 9:45 a. m,
Thornton Wiley, superintendent.
Preaching services at 11:00 a. m.
and 1880 p. m.
First Free Methodist Church
Corner East Main and Seventh street.
Sunday-school, $3.50; preaching at II
a. m. and 1880 in the evening. Pray
er-meting, Thursday evening at 1880
All are cordially invited. Henry ].
Blair, pastor in charge.
Congregational church. w. A.
Schwimley, pastor.-Services next
Sunday as follows: II a. m, COM
munion service; reception of mem
bers. 1880 p. m, preaching service;
subject of sermon, The Cross anC
Crown" Everybody welcome
Presbyterian church, corner Norti
Main and Helman streets. H. T
Chisholm, pastor.-Public worship a
IL a. m. and 1880 p. m; rally da!
in Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Junior c. E. at p. M; Y. p. S. C. E
at $50 p. m. Thursday praye
meeting at 1880 p. m.
Church of the Brethren, corne
Iowa street and Mountain avenue
Sunday school at 10 a. M; churcl
services Sunday at IL a. M; Chris
tian Workers and preaching service
Sunday evening at 1880. Praye
meeting Thursday evening at 7:3
O'Clock. We cordially invite al
Elder S. E. Decker, pastor.
First Church of Christ Scientist
Sabbath School at 10 a. m; reguls
morning service at IL o'clock SUI
day; Wednesday testimonial expe
ience meeting at s o'clock in IL
evening. All services are held in {
A. r. Hall. Reading room is ope
every day in the week between 2 ar
y. m. except Sunday. All are co
daily invited and literature may |
read free of charge, or purchase
IL preferred.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
THE DOCTORS RIDE.
And Why. After Awhile. He Had the
Car All to Himself.

Car All to Himself.
A doctor, according to the story, saw
late one night fine automobile halted
outside a cemetery. He hid behind a
tree, for he suspected that body snatch
ers were at work, and, sure enough. in
a few minutes he saw two ugly charac-
ters stagger from the cemetery carry
ing a body. They placed it upright in
the automobile as though it were alive.
propping it securely in the back seat,
and then they hurried back to the
cemetery to fill the violated grave
again. The doctor in their absence lift
ed the body out of the automobile, hid
it under "a hedge and took its place
himself.
Soon the scoundrels returned. One
seated himself at the wheel, and the
other fixed himself in the back seat be-
side the body. so as to support it. Then.
in the darkness. they glided off. After
awhile the man in the rear seat said in
a rather awed tone. This body seems
mighty warm for corpse" The chauf-
feur reached back his hand and touch
ed it. Don't it. thought" he muttered.
between perplexity and fear. Then the
corpse. in deep, sepulchral tones, ex-
claimed. warm? or course I'm warm!
And If you had been where I've been
for the last two days you'd be warm
toow
With loud yels Of horror the body
snatchers leaped from the automobile
and fed. The doctor seized the wheel
and drove it home. He has it, they
say, still.-Exchange.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
RAISING His Bluff.

She (reading list of names in ma
tional subscription, - Anonymous. 8
francs: we'll make people believe that's
we. He-Oh, no; let's choose this one.
Anonymous. 100 francs" She-Thats
too much. He-Nothing is too much.
madame, in a national cause.-Pele
Mele
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
liar GanfIA Hint.

Borem-Some one must have been
joking Miss Suburbs about me and told
her owned the street railway system
here. Porem-What makes you think
SO? Borem-Why, was out to call on
her last night. and every time she
heard car she said, There comes
your car, Mr.. Borem."-Judge.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03

~ care not who makes the coun-
try's laws" said the sharp" lawyer.
"if'-
"If what?" his colleague asked.
"If they continue to put in verbiage
that may be variously interpreted."-
Chicago Record Herald.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Wanted a Lower Kew,

Spatts-My love. wish you would
alter the key Of your voice. Mrs.
Spatts-What's the matter with itp
Spatts-Oh, nothing; only from the ex-
preston of Eliza James face after our
recent argument I'm certain it fits ey-
cry keyhole in the house.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
An Apt Illustration.

PA. what's an inscrutable smileT"
ITS the kind. my son, your mother
had on her face this morning when |
told her business might keep me out
late tonight. Baltimore American.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Did She7

"Do you know anything about hyp-
notism?" asked the fluffy haired girl of
her friend in the pink gown.
WELL" replied the fluffy haired one
as she held up her left hand to display
a sparkling solitaire to better advan-
tage, ''you can judge for yourself."-
Judge.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
The Resemblance.

Don't you think my husband looks
like Napoleon?" asked the bride.
"Well. yes, little" her former chum
replied. Hes short and stout."-Cm-
cago Record Herald
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Especially.

The Preacher-We never realize the
full value Of anything until we lose it.
The Bereaved Widow-That's so, es-
pecially If the lost thing is insured.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Makinu the Laws.

Don't you think we have laws
enough already, senator?"
"Oh, yes, but If don't let 'em know
what Pm here for I'll never get here
again. ATLANTA Constitution.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Poor Opinion of Papa.

Little Elsie tafter being punishe0-l
think papa Ia dreadful. Was he the
only man you could get. mamma ?-Bos'
ton Transcript.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03

We cannot help but sympathize
with South Carolina when we read
that Philadelphia newspaper is de-
livering the Palmetto state a lecture
on honesty in elections.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Saturday Special,

Ladies' waists. Regular S1.25 to
$I15 values all go at S1.O0 each.
Each customer will be allowed but
two waists. Time, 8 o'clock. Place,
Enders' Big Store.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
The Best Evidence.

"What evidence have you" the
Brentford magistrate asked a wom-
an applicant. 81 have brought my
black eye," she replied
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03

SUNSET MAGAZINE and Ashland
Tidings one year $2.75 to old or new
subscribers. Regular price of Sunset
Magazine is $3.50 per year.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03
Why2

Experience is great teacher" said
the old fogy.
Then why do some men get married
four times?" asked the cheerful idiot.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-10-03

Use your own discretion; that's what
II is for.-Chicago News.