Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-12-02
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MuLLIoNAIRE,s ROW.
The mansions are built without
thought of expense,
In M~iIlionaire's row.
The gardens are fine and the lawns
are immense,
In Millionaire's row.
There's silver and gold on the table
all right;
The families all eat their dinner at
night;
But you don't hear the chirp of the
cherubic mite
In Millionaire's row.
They all " a dozen or SO Of ma
chimes,
In Millionaire's row.
They have their coupes and their
fine iimousines.
In Millionaire's row.
They have all the gasoline wagons in
style;
They smash the speed limit and sport
round a pile;
But baby cabs? Gosh, there amt
one in a mile
In Millionaire's row..
Their liveried servants are always on
hand,
In Miilionaire's row..
Their talk is correct and their man
ners are grand,
In Millienaire's row..
The luxury in every home is COM
y plete,
The lights are ablaze and the mu-
sizes a treat;
But you don't hear the patter of
baby's feet
In Millionaire row.
Those people are poor who pretend
they are rich,
In Millionaire's row.
Without a small voice raised to high
concert pitch,
In Millionaire's row
There's one joy of living of which
they can't tell;
I'd rather have my Kld give n
hearty yell
Than to own all the mansions in
heaven orwell
In Millionaire's row.
ACCORDINGING TO UNCLE Amer.
If you want to know how some
people get their automobiles, ask
their grocers and butchers.
There is one thing in favor of the
fuzzy hat. Nobody will ever steal
it or take it "by mistake after a
banquet.
Lem Higgins allows as how he ex-
poets to go to work next summer II
he kin find something to do that will
allow him to spend most of his time
out in front of Hilliker's grocery OF
a soap box.
Abe Hicks says he amt daffy about
havin' prosperity. 1t makes him worl
too hard.
Every time his wife's relatives
want to take a ride, there is suthin
the matter with Anse Frisby's oat
mobile.
Luke Tibbitts is stuck on his jon
He works in a Hy-paper factory.
Any man who does business with +;
shyster lawyer ought to get the wors
of it, and he generally does.
If they can't find anything else 70,
the Digger Indians to do. why no
set them to work on the Panam'
canal?
There have been a great many in
ventors in this world, but the fellet
who invented compound interes
wasn't so slow.
Kickin' on the street car service i
the Oldest form of amusement in thi
country.
When a man starts to goin' dow
hill there are plenty of friends read,
to help him along.
A Teller who has got the gift o
eab gen'aIly lands somewhere even i
it is only in jail.
The trouble in this country at tn
present time seems to be that tn
dinner pals are too large.
Som Of the poetry a young felle
writes to his gal certainly sound
fine and dandy when she pulls it o.
him ten years after they r mar
ried.
Like a 81 horse, a pettyfoggin' law
yer is a vain thing for safety.
The man who used to have a bar
has put a gasoline can behind it an
called it a garage.
There is one thing that no ma
ever made a success of. and hat
the drink habit.
They tell us thai civilization is ad
vancing by leaps and bounds, bu
we not there are still a good man
men who wear red neckties.
EASY,