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The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12
DR.. LEONHARDT'S DISCOVERY
Hem ROid VIII Interest Every Per
son Who Has Pies

The public is indebted to DR.. J. 5.
Leonhardt of Lincoln. Neb. for years of
study of the treatment of piles, and for
his discovery of a successful remedy,
taken inwardly, which livens up the
stagn blood circulation and reduces
the swollen vessels DR. Leonhardt's
prescription is HEM-ROID. sold by A.
r. Fisher, Cloverport, Ky, and all
druggists at 81 for n days treatment
Guaranteed to give satisfaction. DR..
Leonhardt Co., Station b. Buffalo, N.
Y. Write for booklet.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12
EXCITING HD.UIRdIION

Wonderful what admiration little flower bed the sidewalk
will Every passerby either gives pleasing glance an
admng word We the public something that is beautuif
only flowers the window. thing of beauty thrills
with delight makes forget the petty in his
round of duties clean and office pavement and
pretty yard brghens life and makes retfu and beautiful Tear
down old houses that eye
neghbo and their absence will excite admiration that wholesome
and delightful.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12
A HospitabIe Home.

Victor B andy and his sister, Mrs. +.
A. Nissan, and Leroy Nissan spent
Sunday with their sister, Mrs. Judson
Hickerson, at the hospitsble home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Logan Hickerson at Hazel
Dell.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12

full solo. Delicious and dainty refresh-
ments were served. All present found
the occasion not only most enjoyable
but one long to be remembered.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12
Play At HawesviIIe
Marion Weatherh0It'S

Marion Westherholt.s Athletics will
60 to Hawesville to play ball today.
They will probably play Hawesville
here Saturday.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12
CLovERPoRT, KY, WEDNESDAY, JUNE ~ 1912

Subscription price S1.OO year in advance.
BUSINESS LOCALS per line and &c for each additional
insertion.
CARDS OF THANKS five lines charged for at the rate Of
10 per line
OBITUARIES charged of per line money
in advance.
Examine the label your paper If is correct please
notify
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12
|RV|NGTON

Miss Mamie Payne, Of Harmed, and
Miss Mary Gibson, of Cloverport, are
guests Of Miss Angie Gibson.
Miss Johnnie Norman, of Glen
Dean. is the guest of her sister, Mrs
r }. Crider.
Mr.. and Mrs. John R. Wimp and
Miss Katharine spent the weekend in
Fig Soring as guests Of Mrs. Julia
Clarkson.
Joe Piggott is at home from State
University to spend a few days with
his parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. La Rue Cox and Miss
Katharine Cox spent Sunday in Custom
as guests of Mrs. Cox parents, Mr..
and Mrs Jim Smith.
Mr. and Mrs. J. NJ Herndon and
Master Farleigh Herndon attended
services at Webster Sunday and were
guests of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Clay
comb
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12
II LITTLE .4HEHD Of US

Mr. Frank of Cane Creek this county made heart
exceeding glad last Saturday by presenting with juicy
country ham.-London Echo.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12

Enter knocking and stay that way
invitation given the public by the School Improvement League Of
rvngon July The enthusiasm and enterprise
of this league is inspiration to the entire county.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12

Floyd Gila the veterinarian is valuable man to have
community and his talk stock through adver
ing columns week worthy much consideration We eeve
greater care should the horses cattle and domestic
mails Breckenridge county How of think of the
when know his age? Keeping the
horses teeth proper condition should be neglected Dr. Ga
doing right thing calling notice to this he has work
him. We glad that he he remind of the
necessity of stock dentistry through our paper.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12

1t very important that all subscriptions should be paid promptly
keep paper running and credit up The postal
gives expiration Let have your attention. Don't wait
for second notice.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-06-12

roller running smoothly Chicago. He has
won coutes so far.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
PLAYERS SHOWUP
NSPLEND|OFORh
Bright Baseball Prospects a,
Fredericksburg College.
Schedule Announced.
LspesiaI . NC rImes-pispiteh.l

Fredericksburg. Va, March 1G-I
Practice for the hard baseball schcd-
ulc arranged for the l'redcricksburg
College baseball team has begun In
earnest. and the players are showing
up In splendid form. Coach Baumnn Is
IN the field every dag and is putting his
men through hard practice. Prospects
are very bright for the strongest team
that has represented Fredericksburg
College for many years So far, about;
thirty men are striving for places on
the team. ana others will present
themselves for mex, weeks practice.
BcBides the old players Captain
Chimney. Smith, CANNON, slower, som
erTillc and Williams and VILLA mson,
some new material is In evidence. The
most promising material In this class
is. pitchers Freeman and Taylor: catch
ers, tiofigon and Meredith, and out
and inhcld prospects.
The schedule as arranged TO date Is
az follows.
March .s-southern Bell Telephone
Company, in Fredericksburg.
March 2S-John Marshall High
School. Richmond
March 2o-Dean Military Academy,
Fredericksburg.
April 4-Riehmond College, Rich
mond.
April 5--oncn.
April 6-wnliam and Mary. Williams
burg.
April i2-opcn.
April 13--Open.
April 1-Hampden.sldney College
Tfampdcn-Si Sidney.
April Fork Union Military Acad-
envy, Fork Union.
April .e-University Of Maryland in
fredericksburg.
April o4-Maryland Agricultural COL
lege, Fredericksburg
April 27-Richmond Blues, Fred
ericksburg.
May a-McGuire's High School, Fred
ericksbnrs,
May 1l-John Marshall High school.
fredericksburg.
ing, and the management expects TO
close at least four or Eve other dates
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
5faIen 3eroppsals
INVITATION 10 BIDDERS ri
CONVENTION BUILDING.

SEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE OPEN
cd at noon. MARCH 20, 1912, at office
OF Virginia Baptist Summer Encamp-
ment, No. COZ Travellers Build
ing. Richmond, Va. Certified check
for 500 to accompany each proposal.
Bond required to full amount of con-
tract price. and to be executed by n
guarantee company doing business
In Virginia. Work to start In ten
days and to be completed In sixty
days from date OF contract. Time
OF completion is OF prime import
ance and Will be insisted upon by
the owners. Plans, etc, on nle at
architects office. No. North
Eleventh Street, Richmond, Va, and
at Builders' Exchanges In Richmond
and Norfolk. Instructions to bidders
on flc with plans. Nonresident bid
doris may secure plans and specitica-
tions for estimating by inclos.ng So
i with name and address TO the ar
chitect. This amount Is to cover OK
penses and will not be returned.
Bidders ore requested to use pro.
posal blanks, which may DO secured
from the architect. Tho right is re-
served TO reject any aud nil bids
iat p. r. PITCHER,
March IL, 1919, so Architect. :.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
.B0WLERS LEAVE
FOR PATERSON
tcontinuod from First Page.)

Continued from First Page.)
I1r inc Timee-Dispatch team named
Inc Drug League teams are now
very closely bunchod. and tho race is
bowling season cloaas. >Ao
s Tbs for tic Week at the Newport.
(RichmOnd League, ali gamea post
poned.)
Monday night--Chesapeake and Ohio
VI, Richmond Press ''N
Tuesday nisht-Powers-T Taylor We,
owens & Minor. Slim Jims VS.. ions.
"Wednesday niglft--Mutta We. Ding.
DOTS. Prize contest tcnpins.
Burk & Co. " - -
Friday night--yausllan-R o bortson
We. Gwathmey Drug CO. :.
Following is II list OF the prize
pins: -
Bailey. 2l5, sncyd. 272: Goodc, ESQ;
1inndlcy. 253; MIsurinn. a33: Anderson,
2iG: Snpyd, 23f; harrow ITS
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

sists of Captain Bruce. Shepherd, Ellis,
Smith. Guy. Abbott, Garrett, G. Shep-
herd, Marshall T. Bury. Perdue, c.
Tyler, woodbridge and Hatcher.
The following schedule has been
arranged:
March 2s-Richmond Academy, at
March 2s-Benedictins College. at
Chester.
April 6-glaclsstone High School, at
Blackstone.
April s-Lynchburg High School, at
Lynchburg.
April s-Evington Agricultural High
School, at Evington.
April 12--Barton Heights. Mt Ches-
April 1-Medioal College of Virginia,
April 2o-Petcrsburg High school,
April a1-Potcrsburg High School,
st Chester.
May 4-Dinwiddic, at Dinwiddie.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
SDarn lllantf6

REFiNl5Df5 FAMILY DESIRE FIRST.
class. modern Accommodations; electric
light. bath: one largo, or two small
rooms and board for several mouths
no objection TO suburbs. Answer at
once. Address y 54s. care Tines
Dispatch.
LADY DESIRES ROOM AND BOARD;
central location; private family pre-
fcrred, ID 65l, caro- Timcs-Dispatch.
APRIL 4, ROOM AND
board for couple. with tho under
standing of taking fat OF three un-
furnished rooms after tho FIRST
month. TO, care Tlnies- Dispatch,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
Standing OF the CIubs.
Tcnm Chnnres Nnne.

The Tigers, OF tho Old Dominion
League, have changed their name TO
the Horace s. Wrights. II will DE the
same as tie team under the manage
mcnt OF r. ]. C'rowtler, who has put
together good bunch of amateur
ball players as there Is IN the city, and
will be in the race from the first of
the season. lie has added Ryan to his
team. The Horace $. Wrtghts would
Ike snmo with any team in the city
before the season opens up.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
Rounta Gllanten

WANTED.--LADY AND CHILD WANT
to rent one or two unfurnished
rooms on Church Hill. Address
ROOM, II. +. .. No. 3. Box IT'D,
Richmond. Va.
LADY WANTS ONE OR TWO BRIGHT.
unfurntshed rooms, :'rst or second
floor; no chlldren:, rent must be
moderate: References exchanged. Ad-
dress * 1888. care Times Dispatch.
WANTED, LARGE, UNFINISHED
front room and board between Capt.
toll and Belvldere Streets. Address
y. Z. o., 1919 West Main Strcet. CITY
WANTED AT ONCE, BY YOUNG
couple, three connecting rooms or
small fiat in BARTON Heights or vi,
cinity for light housekeeping, Ad-
= dress E G25. care Times Dispatch. Fl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

Richmond. Va, March IT, 1912.
NO. 66.-THE BOARD OF
directors have this day declared a
dividend OF two (2) per cent. the
same being consecutive quarterly
dividend No. 66 on the preferred
stock of this company, payable
APRIL Is, 1912. when checks Will
be mailed to all preferred stock-
holders OF record ut the close OF
business on March 80, 1912. che pre-
from IL NJ. Saturday. March so, 1912,
to 10 a. ~, Tuesday, April 16, 1912. 4
S. w. TR.tVERS
Treasurer.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
- ----aH@ -s---
iQnfireS


ropodiat. now located at 102 East
Broad street, over Commonwealth
: Bank. Office hours: s a. MIS- p. NJ,
Saturday, 10 +. NJ. Sunday. 9-12 NJ
Manicnring. Phone Monron 256o-I4.
WANTED. THE PUBLIC no KNOW
that JAINKE BROS. jewelers.. OLE
East Main Street. buy. sell. exchange
and REMOUNTE DIAMONDS IN THE
LATEST STYLES. Old gold ana all.
ver always taken In exchange,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED.

Chester High School VIII Play First
Game &gnIust Richmond Academy,
Especial to The Times-Dispatch.J
Chester. Va. March 16.--The base.
High School last week with u num-
Der OF candidates for the team Sew
eral old men are back, and new men
arc snowing up well. The squad con-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

TO THE PUBLIC: h
wish to announce that
all kinds OF carpenter sand sls5fsp1
work, build and repair houses. fIf'
60a N. Twenty ninth Street, Es
ZAJAC, $3.50 ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
GOAL ann lllpo6

A FULL CORD WOOD. s3.75: ONE
half kindling. one-half slab. Try n
cord at once. You will be pleased.
MIDLOTHIAN WOOD CO. Phone
Madison 3516.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

In 1877 had my leg badly cut Of,
the sharp edge Of bSfreI. a groat
knows what suffered 1isfi 3 tiie
place. I tried, 1t seemed is mo.
everything I had ever. heard Of, but /
goS NC RELIEF. AT last besan tho ls6
removed all the poison from my
blood and made q complete and per.
rtanert cure OF the sore.
1os Wyokoff ST., Brooklyn, Il. z.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

LADIES, 60 TO THE NA1tsogJHIs9t
cleaned and sEaped, feat i,sr ~ s ssss q
aigrettes dyed. cleaned 4 81 M All, an y 81
l205 lev. Main Street SP5SS nis MI
iaon g q sss Ss
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

Ono OF Riehinond'r best boyylers ana
In fact one of the best In the country.
He f. member of The Times-Dispatch
team, which will bowl in the Paterson
Tournament, and IN expected TO mako q
record. At nuf7nlo and at baltimore
Whitman cdun1ed the worlds record
for high Individual kcorc. He has an
AVERAGE of 200 for afty-soven cnnsccu-
tive gsmen. which Is regarded us a rec
ord. 81 .ls,S r -.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
Bparn 11lanten

REFINED LADY WANTS BOARD CON
venient to Massey College; private
family PREFER 3D. Address "REASON-
ABLE" care Times Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

PIANO MoVING.--wE CANfa,I
ysuI piano whore others wopItAi
attempt the work. Our MOVING;
part.nent Is finally equipped bM
CRAFTS. Moving Departmefsi.W
East Broad Street. Madison 8sl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
j2utfres
OSTRICH FEATHERS.

OSTRICH FEATHERS-TAS AXE y YOU
old feathers to TITURSTONS;9s i III
will make them new again THUR
TONS. No. 2t7 North First Streetai
DIR. n. c. MUELLER, tSuRGEONZCES
PIANO TONE RESTORING lBISS on
unique method VIC can max e youF{o
piano sound as good as many MD
Instruments. 0ur repair depaFtfneI
IT,. equipped to do oil klndsE!of pJat
;Sd player-ptano work. Il EstiInaa
chcerfally giVer. without chart
vice without 1biigating ypurfH
CRAFTS. 121 e. Broad street, M 81
mond. Va. Madison 65Os. d iss SYRsi
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

YOUNG GENTLEMAN DESIRES ROOM
and board In private family; south
of Broad Street; must not exceed
S2a per month. References given and
required. u 6S4. care Times Dis
patch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

IL YOU CAN'T GET HARD COAL SEE
me. have coal that will take its
place at low price; also very big
stock of oak and pine wood and oak
and pine slabs. You can phone Madi-
son 1069-l670. Monroe 1920. LONGS.
LONGS WOOD is GOOD BECAUSE TT
was split In right season and OF
good, largo trees. a sample load
VIII please yon. His coal burns TO
ashes. Easy to take up. Phone Mad
ison 1063-1070.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

TWO YOUNG LADIES DESIRE no
obtain room and board In IL strictly
private family, where there are no
other boarders, and where they will
references exchanged. Il ISL, care
/. + r
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
Dibibrn6 laatiees.

Virginia Carolina Chemical Co.,
Office of Urea a1irnr
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

WANTED, APRIL 1, BY YOUNG MAN.
q furnished room and board; central
location on Church HILL Best OF
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

depends on such measures alone,
and makes no effort TO purify the
blood, will never find a cure, and
the place is sure 10 grow worse
and enlarge.
Only by cleansing the blood
OF the poisonous cause can old
sores be cured. S. S. S. heals
them by going down into the cir
culation and removing the cause
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
rRIsfI en- oesIIEI4s,

EXQUISITE p EsItis Isl &
waiats. etc. f6r aaft, Il sES3
MRS. E'oRrls Ii S;Snsh ssyS|
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17

REPAIRED, NY! s9Ts q
Z anywhere. promptly. BY exnat5ssssS
expert; charges rioderaf n.stssyy2 4 tSS
Monroe sos. or card to Is 81 JssT
Street ~ sIss3 tTsSsSesSSSStMH
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-03-17
OSTRICH rEATHERs5

OSTRICH FEATHERS S III Is Ts E,SSS sYf,S
old feathers to THURSTONyskss
Will make them now again TIifffss$$
TONS. No. 2l7 North Fietirs Ess4S,
PRINCE ALBERT, FULL DRESS 7sYSy3
Tuxedo suits for hire. BEECEgEs5S
BoNGERS. 81 +. Main Stree t,Sssss
STOVES REPAIRED, 81 81 s7F+Is M;
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-28

much needed in every day He, Be
sides being shy one collar, lie and one
shoe, Jonah observed his memory WAS
IN bad working order.
It's strange 90 roalte that bottle
Of campagnc can turn pehsimist m
tO an optimist and vice versa. Jonah,
IN his present state, was pess.mlst.
After a short time a vague remem-
hranco stole over Jonah that MS
clothes were not slowed away safely
In safety deposit vault box for him,
but lying In front Of Miss RychTead' \
bedchamber, where the crowd had
frothed az the mouth over a sym
phOentlc cucumbprs without salt
spasm Of Love Me ana the world il
Mine"
Jonah was not absolutely sure Of
but one thing, and that was II was
he who was lying there--not some one
lese
When Jonah tried to get up and
failed, his derbied head rolled right
back against uis luut, as 10 had been
reposng for the last few hours. jon
an made a second attempt 90 get up
but the only thing he did was 10 cause
his head TO circle around him twice,
[ lblllNk hNfA Inv blhAHh tll we I'f
bles on ball bearings. Jonah turned
all holds loose and his head fell
against his foot with snap rs II per-
fectly satisfied with his pOsit on.
Jonah concluded after taking every.
thing into consideration 60 postpone
getting up for awhile. He was tryIna
TO make the best Of tn situation
when he was rudely awakened by a
gruff voice asking the way TO tn,
post office. Opening one eye about
half way Jonah observed that II waf
the new minister.
Jonah was not shocked. He was In
a condition where nothing could
shock him-not even Il shock OF
wheat. Jonah had an all-gone-I don
wheat. Jonah had an 'all gone,
don't care "A dash blankety dash
| blankety' feeling. These feelings ar,
bad. and rarely strike twice In tn,
same place.
/ This new minister had arrived the
week before and for the present III
was boarding" with Jonah's parents
/ The new minister was TO receive 50
much per and found" At presen
he had found his three squares a day
| but still shy on the per. A lot oI
dainties such as jellies and preserve,
| that should have been kept over fol
winter use for Jonah had been takeT
out and fed TO the petted and pam
pered minister; likewise, lot OF fin'
| yellow Legged chickens had entered
the ministry. Blu tive will let all tha
! pass.
Right down in Jonah's heart h,
did not have any love for the minister
and vice versa and versa vice Also
Jonah was in no loving mood, thii
hot morning, as he law hors du com
| bat.
The new minister handed Jonah {
! lot Of sugar-coated talk on beinl
good. Jonah handed back a strair
that we are not allowed to print anC
| get through the mails
The new minister tried to point ou
the road to heaven for Jonah, bu
Jonah told him il he did not know tn,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-28

way to the post oiiiiCt how could ho
point ans one the way 30 heaven
So the conversation ended right
there.
An hour later with one mighty eff
fort Jonah took a reckoning of M
beaTings-in other WuIds, Jonah
found out where he was a. The dis
tance Was two lamp posts northwest
thence westward one lamp post.
thence on Il straight line hy the soap
factory, thence a bceline for home.
After making five attempts. Jonah
made the first lamp hy walking on
his knees and carrying his head which
was still WitheTcd on the stem in
both hands, A. the first post, Jonah
took a breathing spell ~ AN hour.
Jonah made the second aud thrd laps
by 3 o'clock IN the afternoon. BY b
o'clock Jonah had made II 10 the
barn, and for a minute he hcstatcd
to rchash HIS story that he was going
TO spring on the old folks,
10 be a cheerful ana successful
liar one must watch corners and have
good memory
WIN one mighty eflort Jonah made
the last lap and entered the kitchen
door Just as the sun went down, all
the family Including the new minis
ter, were just sitting down at the
supper table to another batch OF Jel-
ly marmalade and ycllow-legged
chicken,
Jonah fell to the floor with a
groan he frothed AT the mouth and
Hoped around Ike hen with It's
head cut OFF. For about ten minutes
not word was spoken.
Jonah seeing the first throes OF
death were having such weight start
ed IN with n new series Of throes, All
AT once Mr.. and Mrs. Jonah discov-
cred II was their only son who WAS
doing the acrobatic stunts.
The new minister knew II all the
time.
Mrs. Jonah ran TO her PROSTATE boy
and laid him on the spare bed the
new minister had been using. At that
moment there was a dotted line run
ming from Jonahs left eye 10 the new
minister's right eye with an under
standing.
Mrs. Jonah brewed a lot Of herb tea
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-28
Jonah and
The Whale
nY CmEsrER rOnrER RIssEL

Ever since Jonah was born he has
been joiner 10 the village, Jonah
would Loaf around the wharf telling
fish tales, lie had the reputation OF
telling the biggest ilsh stories OF any
one In the surrounding country. jon
abs parents were much encouraged
% think he might become a politician
,Cr u real estate agont-he had thr
makluFs Of both, None ~ the VIII
lGgers believed what Jonah told about
great fish but he had q way of tolisls
the story 10 his parents until they
Would believe anything ho told. In
short, .Snah had his folks h,pno-
tizOd.
For example; one morning Jonah
started out oslens!hly 10 hook few
choice herring for supper and spend
the day on the hriny waves, where he
claimed 10 have heau-tO-hoart taLt
with mcrmads, the ola Man-of the
Soa and other hocus- -pocus compan-
ions
Jonah could not go down 10 the
bottom with them for divers reasons,
Even before Jonah started after the
tsh he waded through labyrinth Of
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-28

with The college boys Hut this was
strongly resented by Jonah's parents
strongly resented by Jonah's parents,
They said Jonah never drank intoNi-
cunts and they proved this by citing
how Jonah loved Wator,
The new minister saw that argu-
ment was useless, ana remembering
the yard fun of yellow legs hc was
sorry ho had been $50 handy with his
hammer.
Jonah made much over tho tale of
the whale swallowing him, ANA his
parents swallowed the tale.
Jonah was "a young man OF many
resources,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-28

but Jonah waved II away Gains fur
water, he drank two barrels at one
sitting and asked If the spring could
bee brought into the house.
As Jonah got better he told most
terrible tale lie had been hshinH
the day before out on the briny dcop
when. without word of warning a
big whale gulped him down. lie had
lain In the whales stomach all nEhl
and was thrown up ana out ON IN,
shore early that morning
By the time Jonah repeated this
tale a dozen times the length Of time
he had inhabited the whales stom'
ach was extended 10 three days and
three nights.
The whale had been joiner 20 Jon.
ah and Jonah had been loncr to the
whale. In short, the whale could not
stomach Jonah.
The new minister tried to knock
Jonah by saying Jonah had been out
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