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Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
NEEDED THAT OTHER ROOT
Story Of Nerve" That Comes
Fran Kansas City.

In Kanses City there dwells a nan
whosa boast is that he has "tas
nerve" and at least one dental sur-
geon will support him In his claim.
The man with the nerve" suffered
from the pangs Of an aching molar
and at last sought out his friend the
dentist and announced that the tooth
forceps made a hasty examination and
suggested that a filling would relieve
the agony, but to no avail.
That tooth must be pulled" said
the nerve man." but 1 want to warn
you right now, Doc, that you won't
get 1t the first yank. have had seven
teeth drawn and no dentist lives who
can pull one Of my teeth the first
trial"
The dentist prides himself with the
numerous compliments paid him for
dexterity in extraction and the
nerve" mans words were a challenge.
"I1l get that tooth the very first
time I pull it."
BET you the drinks you DON'T" was
the patients retort.
Done" said the doctor.
The professional man motioned his
patron to the operating chair and
selected the proper forceps. The cold
steel clamped firmly on the tooth, and
with a slightly rocking motion the
dentist began to pull. The tooth held
firm and it looked as If the dentists
reputation as an extractor must suf.
fer. At last. just as little beads OF
sweat were forming on the operators
brow, he smiled and In another sec.
ond the three-pronged cause of the
trouble lay on the swinging bracket by
the dental chair.
No word or sign had been given by
the sufferer, who then raised from
the chair. grasped the removed tooth
in his fingers and gazed at its three
roots IN contemplation.
There was a tone OF real sadness
in his voice as he regretfully said:
IF that thing had only had another
root, I'd have won the drinks."-Kan.
sas City Journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
LIVE
TIPS
By Gosh.
BY BO&CO

Some people don't need d hammer
to knock with-their regulations are
hard enough to answer the same
purpose.
Title for song-"The proper time
cali a mar is early in the morn
ing"
Here's a verse
One that's true:
Stick to the friend
That sticks to the friend
That sticks to you.
About the time a man gets too old
to do wrong he begins to do right.
Don't you think she shows poor
taste in going out in a high wind?"
Possibly; but she shows good
form"
Straw votes don't always show
which way the political wind blows.
"He hasn't spoken to his wife for
over a year"
Don't like to interrupt her, eh?"
y =
He Wants to Know.
I'd just like to know who dat skate
can be,
De gink called Spodinis; some writer
is he.
At haudlin' his dukes he must be
some guy,
To trow in de hooks in both Mac and
/.
Combs his hair on the s1d0; ! Bet
he's some tough,
Thinks he's a conner, calls himself
Rough"
Some day he'll go and crack de
wrong guy,
Get a hook in de jaw and float to de
sky,
But in dat place dey won't let him
dwell,
Dey'll kick him out and he'll go
straight to-South Amboy!
I'VE BEEN HIT!
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
SEASIDE A. G..
LOSES BATTLE
SOUTH RIVER

South River, Nov. Another vic
tory was annexed by the South River
basketball team last night, when
they defeated the Seaside A. c., of
Staten Island, by a 1926 score. The
visitors showed brilliant form in the
last few minutes of play, but the
came had already been put on ice.
Harry Schwartz came back into
the limelight last night, dropping
'em in from all His work
is beginning to shine, as it did last
season..
Here are the lineups:
South River 800 SeaSides (25.)
Miller. Phair .... Henry, Pierson
forwards.
center.
Smith, Crabiel ...... Murray, Davis
guards.
Goals from feld-Smith (2). Ora
biel %, Schwartz t5), Miller CA.
ir t3), Henry (2), Pierson az,
Trice (1), Murray ~, Davis (2).
Goals from foul line-Phair 90,
Schwartz (2).
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
COUNTY lEACCE
HAS TROUBLES

No county league session was held
last night because New Brunswick
and Perth Amboy were not repre-
sented. Manager Junker, OF the
Crescents, who has the organization
of the league at heart, stated this
morning that one more effort would
be made to form a league. He
claims it is the only way to save
basketball In these parts.
Manager Black, of the South River
team, stated that his crew would not
be entered in the county league, as
he could not see any benefits that
would be derived in as much as he
believes the only team now expect
ing to enter the league that has class
besides his squad is the Perth Am
boy Five. Black Is considering en-
tering his crew in the Tri-County
League.
A meeting of the county league
will probably be held next week.
The date will be set by Mr.. Junker.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
WAS TAKING NO CHANCES
Casey Unwilling to Take the Word
Of His Rival When II Would
End HostllItles.

It had come to blows at last. After
many threats and sundry flst-shakings,
not to mention odd brick-ends which
were thrown, Casey and Riley deter
mined to have 1t out" so they ad.
journed to q neighboring field. fol.
lowed by an enthusiastic. admirins
crowd.
Before they commenced their dis
play it WAS agreed mutually that who
ever wanted to quit should say
Enough" and with that they started.
After a few minutes Casey got Riley
down, and was hammering him un.
mercifully, when Riley shrieked out
several times. Enough"
AS Casey paid no attention. but kept
on administering punishment. a by.
stander said, why don't you let him
get up? Don't you hear him say that
he's got enough?"
81 do" said Casey, "but he's such q
Mar you can't believe him."-London
Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
ARE
CONQUERED BY
SPEEDY SCRUBS

Those who attended the skating
session in the Auditorium last night
witnessed a speedy and clever exhi-
bition Of basketball when the forces
OF the %IroQuois and Larson's scrubs"
battled for supremacy. The latter
won by a "a to 16 score. 1t was not
until after a hard battle that the
Auditorium Five, as the scrubs were
called. captured victory from the
hungry Jaws OF the dangerous Red
skins.
CLASSY shooting characterized the
first period. which ended II to II.
Hank Thomas, a character mention
ed before In local sports. rung the
sphere through the net from difficult
angles. Johnny McCreery's lone
field goal in the first administration
was a fine long shot which brought
forth much appreciation.
Austin Hornsby, who opposed Carl
Mullins at the throttle, outpointed
his man 8 to 2 and to the surprise of
many was not outjumped by Mullins.
Holzheimer's work as guard against
McCreery was a brilliant feature,
holding the e%agle-eyed Johnny Mac
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
MEANS BIG
EATS FOR "R|V|ES"

Intimate friends of several of the
members Of the Riverside basketball
quintet realize how hard the local
aggregation will work tonight In
their game with the Coronas, of
Long Island, on the Auditorium
court, when 1t is announced that a
big feed" awaits the McCreery clan
If they are victorious in the issue to
be decided this evening. One person,
worthy of mention for his activity in
sports, Mr.. Joe-Billott-Joe, otherwise
known as 40-People-40. is the gen.
erous character who has made the
offer to his favorites.
While Joe Is naturally generous
and is Won to give such treats every
once in a while, he really believes
that the Riversides will not eat free
tonight. for he thinks the Corona
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02

Five too speedy and clever for the
locals.
If the same members of the visit
ing team show up tonight as did last
season when the locals were defeat
ed by the Long Island aggregation,
Perth Amboy fandom will be given
an opportunity to see several of the
st. James Triangle Five, champions
of 1876 pound class in New York, in
action. The St. James Triangles de-
feated the Crescents, of Paterson,
last week, 8 o you can figure out how
speedy these cracks must be. Pears
as if Joe's offer is not as generous as
it looks. Just the same you can't
make the Riversides think hat way.
They think. mean and expect to win.
Durham will be at the helm, Reyn-
olds and McCreery at the goals, and
Allen, Burns and Regain at the
watch posts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
RIVER TO
MEET PURITANS

Memories of the battles OF the
county basketball league will be
awakened when the Puritan quintet,
Of this city, travels to South River
Tuesday night. where they will OPP
rose Jim Blacks aggregation of
South River tossers. The Washing
ton Park court will be the new
home of the South River lads, thus
explaining why the battle will be
staged there.
AS one commences to total up the
chances of either team, the name OF
Harry Schwartz stops the dopster
short, for Harry is the pivot general
of the South River a and also
the center of the P%uritans. who's
who" at the pivot will mean much in
deciding the issue. 1t is a cinch that
Schwartz will play with one of the
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02

to two field goals. McCreery had to
score these two from difficult angles
and from long distances too. Holz-
heimer smothered him when he came
under the basket.
Considering the class the Payne
quintet we're stacked against, their
showing should receive the o. K.
stamp. Here are how the squads
lined up:
Auditorium Five (24) Iroquois (16)
McCreery Thomas
right forward
Eagen, Biting Smith
left forward
Hornsby Mullins
center
Deegan Looser
right guard
Biting, Eagen. Holzheimer
left guard
Goals from feld-Deegan (2),
McCreery (2), Eagen go, Looser
"a, Hornsby %, Thomas 80.
Smith %, Holzheimer %, c. Null
Inns %. Goals from foul line-Mc-
Creery "a, Biting ~, Smith ca.
Referees, Sarokin and Burns.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02

teams and SO there Is considerable
interest centered about the throttle.
AS Jimmy Canton has announced
nat he will keep out of warfare for
several more weeks, "Our forefath-
ers" will probably have Eagen and
Thomas to do the shooting. Frank
Sullivan, who held M. ]. Schiker
scoreless Thursday night, is likely to
be one of the guards, while Johnny
Deegan will be his side-kink.
All South River Can see is IN easy
victory but the North Amboy fans
say that they have a claim in this
argument too and they believe their
claim will be greater than the up
county squads. A large crowd is
expected to witness the fray as 1t
will be an attraction for South River
and Perth Amboy fans.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
DfXTERS OPEN
IN SOMERV|LLE

Manager Earl Bash, Of the Dexter
basketball quintet. will place his new
charge on the market tonight for the
first time this. season. The locals
will journey to Somerville via auto
mobile where they will oppose the
speedy Y. M. G. A. crew of that burg.
Johnny Deegan and Addie Schantz
will play on the defense, with
Johnny Anderson at the pivot and
Bill Eagen and Sneaky Thomas at
the goal posts. This is not the reg
ular lineup of the Dexter aggrega-
ton, but Manager Bash expects to
have his full strength in war toys on
his next date.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
PARK FOR
JIMMY BLACKS FIVE

Players from this side Of the eoun-
ty will not favor this change. as the
new home is not as comfortable as
Borough hall affair, when also has
more light than the Park court,
which was used last season.
In the few games which the Perth
Amboy players have already PLAYED
on the Borough Hall court, they
have found it much better for bas-
ketball and so it is not surprising
hat thew regret the chance made.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Human Nature.

why is It," asked the curious guest.
that poor men usually give larger
tips than rich menu" well, subj"
said the waiter. who was something
of a philosopher as well, looks to me
like de po' man don't want nobody to
find out he's po', and de rich man don't
want nobody to find out he's rich
Youths Communion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
DEXTERS MAY
PLAY TUESDAY

An attempt is being made to book
a game between the Dexters and the
Metuchen eleven for Tuesday after
noon on the local gridiron. Captain
John Anderson has issued a call for
practice, which will be held Monday
night, so that If the game is booked,
the squad will be in condition.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
TOMMY MURPHY HAS
TWO BOUTS IN MONTH

Tommy Murphy, the Harlem light
weight, will figure in two battles in
the short space of eleven days next
month. His first go will be with Fred
Delaney, the English lightweight, for
six rounds at the National A. G. Of
Philadelphia November 10. His sec
ond scrap will be with Leo Kelly, the
crack fighter of St. Louis, for eight
rounds at the St. Louis (Mo.) A. c.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Loose Photographic.

Stenciled linen makes a very good
case for photographs If a book Is not
wanted. The case folds and looks like
a book cover, but inside are pockets
Of different size for the various pic
lures. A stenciled border Of plain col
or around the edge, with a design in
the center, IL sufficient decoration.
Gray linen or crash are excellent ma,
terinls to use, as they are very dur.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Special to the EVENING NEWS.

South Amboy, Nov. 2.-The Good
will Reserves will meet the Neptunes
tonight on the Knights of Pythias
court. Mike Schiker and Freddy
Garland will be the out of town toss
ers on the lineup of the locals, while
Simon, Nebus and Manhattan will be
the representatives of this city on the
home team.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
T0TTENVILLE IN
INITIAL BATTLE
specin, to the EVENING NEWS.

Special to the EVENING NEWS.
Tottenville. Nov. 2:-Supporters
Of the T. A. C.. basketball quintet
will welcome their prides into the
season tonight when the tossers
make their first appearance on the
Knights Of Pythias court. here.
against the Tabernacle Five. OF New
York. Every mi of the quintet OF
last season, with the exception of
Pagnod, will be seen in action
against the visitors tonight. Father
"Pag' is on a hunting trip, thus
answering for his absence. The
locals. as usual, expect victory and
every fan in this burg will urn out
to cheer his favorites on in the open
ing attraction OF the year. Dancing
will be another feature.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
S0PH0M0RE-JUNI0R
GAME IS POSTPONED

The Sophomore-Junior basketball
game which vas scheduled for yes
terday has been postponed until next
Tuesday, the 5th of November. Rain
prevented yesterdays game. If the
Sophomores win this battle a three
cornered tie will be the result. If
the Juniors win then the IA class
will be hailed as the champions of
the inter-class series.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Proved Power of LOGIC,

The Professor of Logic Ito HIMSELF
II laid my hat somewhere in this
room. Nobody has come in since I've
been here. l can't see it anywhere.
Therefore"-putting his hand beneath
hint am sitting on it. Another
proof of the irresistible power Of
logic"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
FOR
WOODBRIDGE

A bunch of members of the Saint
Anthony Club will travel to Wood
bridge tomorrow afternoon to op-
pose an eleven there on the gridiron.
Who will comprise the local eleven
is not known.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Beujn Early to Train Children.

1t is habit alone that creates obedi-
ence in the child, and for the child, and
II it is not formed early. nothing but
hard, bitter warfare" can ever pro-
mote 1t in its being. System Is one
of the noblest avs In evidence. 1t is
the great under study for universal
peace.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Both Wera learnInu,

"I never had any idea that one had
to learn so much after marriage. Ny
Emily is learning to cook and I am
learning TO eat."-Lustige Blaetter.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Tho Crux.

She-"Do you believe a man knows
when he Is In love?" He-"Yes; and
he doesn't know anything else
Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02

Any affair or happening, or cir
cumstance. which Is too small to
make a Want Ad. worth willis as
an adjusting force is too small to
Torrv about.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
MEDICAL
To THE AFFLICTED.

If you have thin, poor, inn v ished
blood, weak and unstrung nerves, neu
yalgia, rheumatism, are without ."our
usual energy and vim, or suffer from
any chronic disease, kidney or blad-
der complaint, or kindred ailments.
you should have the very best trea.
ment. This you can obtain at the
well known, long established office OF
DIR GRNDLE.
the Specialist
where thousands before o have
found complete a.. speedy restoration
TO health. power and vi9or.
DR.. GRINDIE
May be CONSULTED III nis Office. III
West 18th Street, between 9th and
7tb Ava<., New York, where he has
been located for more than thirty
yeara
Advice Free Medicine 81.
His professional services are the
lowest.
Hours Q to Q sundays Q to J..
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
WOODBRIDGE IN LOCAL QUINTET
VICTORY 1928 FACE NEPTUNES
Special to the EVENING VIEWS.

special 10 inc Ep o
Woodbridge, Nov. 2:-In a bril-
liant basketball game marked by
clean playing throughout, Wood
bridge high school defeated the
Somersets, of New Brunswick high
school, last night on the formers
court by a 20 to 90 tally. Those
fans who attended the fray voted the
tussle the ~cleanest, without doubt,
ever seen on the w. H. S. court.
Reyder proved the bright light Of
the locals, shooting six baskets
through the net, while Cant, Of the
visitors, was a close second in point
Of field goals, being credited with
five. Wand showed noble form from
the foul line, tallying seven counters
in that way, while Cant was the
county seaters' mainstay in this de-
partment too, scoring five points by
foul shooting.
The first period ended IA to Z in
favor of the Woodbridge crew.
Here are the lineups:
Woodbridge (29) Somersets (23)
Reyder Cant
right forward
Cushing Leeus
left forward
wand oedfle
center
NecSl .s... oleeuit
right guard
Love, Deber Noble
left guard
Goals from field, Reyder go, Cant
90, Gushing (2), Wand 90, Vec8i
%, Leeds 90, Searle %, Steedle
%. Goals from foul line-Wand
90, Cant 90. Referee, Mark.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-11-02
Not Often, In Fact.

Fame is a bubble; but 1t is not al.
ways the hardest blower that attains
It,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1912-02-09

The Hoard of Equalization for the
State will meet ia Frankfort tomorrow
to organize and begin the work of
equalizing the taxes of the entire
State. The names of the new men,
bers of the board have not been given
out by Gov. McCreary, although he
has made the appointments. He sci
he wanted to hear from all his ap-
pointees before announcing them. The
Governor will name four imembers .of
the board and there will be holdovers
Woodford w. Longmoor. of Frankfort
will be one of the secretaries of the
board.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1912-02-09
Fire Box Expl0des.

A fire box in large range at the
home of DR.. D. S. Henry, on Cypress
street, blew out Monday morning scat
tering fragments of the stove all over
the room and the negro COOK escaped
injury only by leaving the kitchen a
few minutes before the explosi on &C.
Cured. The fire box had frozen during
the night and when the cook kindled a
big fire in the stove the explosion re-
suited. DIR. Henry and his family were
away from home at the time.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1912-02-09
Game Called Off.

I The basket ball game which was to
have been played Wednesday evening
in the High School gymnasium be-
tween the Paris and Richmond High
School teams was called off on account
of the illness of two of the members
of the Richmond team. The Paris
team will go to Richmond tonight
where they expect to take the High
School boys of that city into camp.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1912-02-09
Honor Pupils Of Fo. Mill
School.

The examinations for the month of
Januaryx show the following pupils of
Bessie Talbot. deserving of honorable
mention:
Jennings Taylor. 81; Mabel Gallo
way 95, Louise Wilcox, "a, Marion
Galloway, "a. Estes Sloop "a, Everett
Galloway, 80. Jessie Galloway 81,
Sherman Gardner 81, Fannie Williams
80, Anna Webb 81.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1912-02-09
Fire, wind and lightning insur.
anCe. Thomas & WOOdfOrd.
Wants to Open Saloons.

After being dry" four years the
business people of Lebanon want to
return to the saloons. To the absence
of saloons is attributed the general
stagnation of business and a petition
will be circulated calling for an cleo
tion at an early date.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1912-02-09

Ed C. Walton, formerly editor of the
Stanford journal has purchased the
Somerset Times from Cecil Williams.
For some time Mr.. Walton has been
engaged in newspaper work in Florida.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1912-02-09
For Sale Cheap.

One "Leer System" file. In good
condition. Will sell cheap for cash.
Apply at News office. If
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-17

royal family ia a state like Den
mark ls national pastims. A king
isn't much good He costs a LOT %
money and the investment oniy
pays dividends once In a great
while. AZ wedding. coronation OF a
funeral Then royalty dons is
most gala dress aud rides through
the crowded streets. 80 the people
can have their good time. TOO.
The other reason - that she new
King Il q young man For long
long time. Denmark has been ruled
By old men Christian \ IL barely
90. the crown prinee IT, When the
year Of mourning la over. the court
will become a iiyclier place That
means that the people viii get more
Of their moneys worth for support.
Ink n royas family.
Roakilde, where all the Danish
kings are laid away In the old vi.
iage abbey. was an Interesting place
the day 81 the funeral The church
was draptd in crepe, which cost the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-17

Danish people 10000 kroner
tsi2. 00Gl.
Royalty IN an expensive paaiimc'
ita luxury. Imagine Indiana or
New Jersey. about a. large a. Den.
mark. supporting palace. royal fam
ny. army and navy,
The klug 10 dead" said one OF
tho Copenhagen newspaper What
81 ltT lie was old. be should have
died Is that any reason for having
feastA and banqucta ak though II
were a royal wedding. u that ans
reason FOR throwing away money
like water In entertaining foreign
ambassnaors7 This Ia national
disSfaee'"
Other papers tested about the
first meeting of HaAkon. Of Norway
and Gustav. Of Sweden. who are not
on speaking terms because Of the
recent separation Of the two c0un'
trien. There were columns of equal.
Is impcr'incnt royal gossip Ma.
iional grief was curiously absent.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-17
BV RAYMOND c. SWING

COPENHAGEN. June iT.--copen.
hagen. like podunk. loves a funeral
The visiting ambassadors Toasted
aud the panish people stared and
stared until they had optical indt
geation and until Frederick VII
VAS laid 20 rest IN the old Roskiide
church. Il wasn't the presence OF
death thar was obvious: X vas the
presence % fcsgiylfy
The crowds which filled the
streets were happy crowds. despite
crepe aud = myriad Of halfmastcd
flags. The people laughed and
ioked. craned their necks. admired
the pretty uniforms. They iolted
each other and chaffed the police.
men with all due respect 70 the
late king and to baseball. Il Nas the
same spirit that one finds AZ a
ehanpionship game.
For this lesity there are two reas
sons The most important Il thar a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-17
TWO WOUNDED
In FAMILY ROW

RosENnURG. Or. June Iz.--Jho.
ADAMS aud Paul Graf. hrothers'lu.
law. Today are probably fatally
wounded a. n result 81 family row
~ RcntDn near here. Adams went
TO the home Of hls faiherinls~.
Mr.. Hartman. 10 see his wife from
whora he was recently separated
". auArreiod with his fatheriD Law
and bred three shots at him. non.
taking effect Graf was about to
assist Hartman when Adams shot
him through the breast Adams
turned aud fled and ben Hartman.
hiA brothcrIn.iaw. sc.Ecd a rifle and
shot him after he had run 200
yards Ben Hartman IL IN iail here