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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18

Residents along the NeH
Connecticut shores OF l"rF
Sound are familiar With ar .e :
old mill. still IN operator
erected at the close Of he ha'
and has been In more
slant operation ever sin"
~ power was develop!
undershot wheels whic!
time. were replaced b -.
waters are iinpounde,l
an artificial basin ar.
when the tide co1lnecE"~
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18
A MARKED ADVANCE.

The past score of years have seen
a marked advance in the musical
taste of the public and the composer
has not been slow to keep pace with
the elevating step
Who, among those old enough to
bark back twenty years, but can re-
member how the popular songs of the
day swept the country over, asks an
exchange. And they were not of the
most elevating sort, either. OF course
they had sentiment in them, as most
popular songs do. and the music for
some of them was really pretty. The
country was for long time one
srand chorus of Little Annie
Rooney This was backed off the
boards by Sweet Marie" Com
rades. After the Ball. The Fatal
Wedding" and songs of the same
sort
The public. it was feared. was go
ing daffy over silly sentimcntality.
And doubtless these same people who
We're fearing for the sanity of the ma
ton now rejoice in the knowledge
that the popular taste has been edu-
Gated up to something really worth
while
Nowadays one can hardly nego.
tiatc a city block in village. town
or city. without hearing the strains
or the wOrds--sometimes without re.
gard to music-Of THAT Mysterious
Rag" "Everybody's Doing It," or
some equally classy masterpiece.
We do not recall the music or the
words to the rag. but there are none
of us permitted to forget Every.
body" Even little children go about
humming it. And it truly is elevat-
ing
How much better for 4 mere child
to be occupied with the singing OF
ITS a bear: it's a bear; it's bear,
etc.. than to be wasting time telling
about the sentiment that bound the
comrades one to the other, or on.
wing the fellow whose swccthear,
Annie Rooney was How much bet.
ter that We should be consumed with
la desire to shuttle the fee: in uniso,
with the mysterious rag than to ear.
ry IN our hearts and minds the sen
ilmcnt and the tune of Sweet Ma
ric
Such Il renaissance in the musica
taste of the public is a good omen
Few OF us understand enough that ",
really appreciate grand opera or a,
cratorio-the classical goes acains
stain of the uncultivated. But thinl
. OF the elevation of spirit which mus
result from the wave of ragtimc tina
has during dozen years been rayag
ing the country from end to end am
from top to bottom.
We merely are setting new stand
, ard We are a ragtime people. Gu
politics show that. 4 few years ar
il would have been shocking enoug
had president marched to his sea
in the executive chair to the inspir
ing notes oi Souzas stars an
! Stripes or "Boulangers March
Now few of MS will be shocke
should Champ clark or Roosevelt q
: some lesser or greater light bea
/ dance about the platform AT inauc
uration time.
Writing Il peoples song has grow
T - he an ,letatinc occupation NJ
y ami Herald
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18
The Ccesric NJ.

Ever rl1,titEze :
tie ccea-. which. th
capable OF motion. :
storms and winds. e
selves there is cam a.
storms: but tie cause ~
your fury are entirely AZ:
those who led you CT; 20
your madness ty con.4g q
Fricanus Major.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18

Underwood has made official an
nOuncement that he will have first
place on the Democratic ticket or
none at all. This effectually dispOses
Of the rumor that Mr.. Underwood is
playing for the vice presidential nom-
ination; ii also conveys with absolute
lOsitivcncss the information that the
ballots for next falls election will
be printed without Mr.. Underwood !;
name
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18
Value Of Manual Tr5

Il is nothing ti.- The g.
sense Of touch tha- give
marvellous skill VI
that he can MAKE II
and instruments. Ld
fine for him to han
argument IL favor :.
which rc1rhaS C!i
their hands and -
CGire 50 Cla
through their e.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18
CLASSICAL MUSIC.

What Is Your idea of classical mn
sic. Mr.. CumroN
II don profess TO know mach
about il Bur il always seems 10 M
ttat when a man writes classical mu-
sic he simply tak"S a tune and sees
how much he can muss il M
WASHINGTON Star
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18

\ farmer boy and his best girl Mcr.
seated in buggy one evening in
town. watching the people pass
Marty MS a popcorn vendor stand
Presently the lady remarked Ny
'aat popcorn smells good That
rlchi. said the gallant. III d.il,
NJ 4 little closer ~ Nou can smell
j better Everybody.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18

The papers oi the large ,itics are
ali right If You want them. bur il is
Nonr own home paper that adN,r-
ti~,.s your churches. your numerous
So5i'tioS. SxmpaihizcS with ycu in
your alllictious and rejoiecs with you
~ yong prosperity In short it is tn
l'rdl PAPER that mentions the thou
sand .,d one items in which YOU are
interested during the year. and do
not lind in papers Of large cities.
Fort Myers Press.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18

The report Of the killing of the
Cuban leader, Estenoz. seems to be
untrue. Judging from the remarks
Mr.. Estcnoz is making. Viewing the
situation from this distance, and rs
tcnoz's threat to start a real race
war;" it seems that about the worst
thing about the report is that il was
not true.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18
Yes, it's warm here, but how Dc
you suppose II is in Chicago?

Really, il seems that il il = very
small person. indeed, whose ideas
cannot embrace the entire area of a
town the size Of Lakeland, but arc
bounded by the side of the railroad
track on which he or she chances to
:. 4: III
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-06-18

Decision never becomes easier by
rcStnOncment. while habit grows
stronger every day. Common sense
as well as conscience says. "Chocsf
this day.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22

tpmmi unb i'm Doriibersehen sintritt.
iiberfGlIt es ipit bic fauitbrObntnbe,
forbipe unb ftortiportise Rene einss
burnbItn Nausrnpreoigtrs. Jrphsn
6erSens tpitb Ct aus bieiem airhltin
ipieoer ins Oriine fhrsiten.
Giintsl. bu Gtarier, Ditlgeitcltiger
uno GinlamIter unter 6annopers nas
ben Bergen, niht bsine 9iefen unD
5n0nbeiten nusinopfen min it1. nur
anbeuttn, In fahtsn llmriHtn eiHtH
9ssriFf beiner MeIenbeii Su gebtn psrs
iuhen. Rod Iissit pu buntelfurbia
i'm Winters.iponpe. Hoh eine furss
3eii, odnn bimmsln bic ShnesslOds
den, buffet Der Geioelbait, iibersolotn
bic 6immslsfhliiFeI Dolofdumtpitfen
unb sriins Gdnse. ole Wdlbsr iperoeH
oufrauIfen nnb iiber bic Jihten rilni
bas goib Der inneen Sprofe. Sfon
ordnsen iif Die Wanoerliiite unn isb'
nsn iih mad Malo. McIten, friihsm
Sobenipinb une euftisen Jsrnsn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22

GrFnber
SuSt ani oem 7afbobea ieines 3iM'
mers aniaefaaoen.

Ter 6S Sabre alie Jrhn y 9ons
CATER pcn 30. 218 Wsit Court Gtr.
fpuroe friib seftern Worgen pcr Itintm
3immersenoFsn SrpitIe 3. Jsiies. eis
rlem Maihiniiten, tobt onf oem Uubs
boben Iieaenb auisefunben. 1tlter.
spelher bts Tahts arbtttei. ltolperte
Bel ieinsr 6eiu,funft iibsr BE Ssite
fsines JreunDes. Coroner Or. Zoe
ipurbe benahrihiisi unb cronete tiritn
Snauefi an. CT III Der Aniitt. roB
Der nlie Rann, tpelfe an aitbHn liit.
unD aus pisism Grunoe baafig oes
Rahts i'm ashnIiubl iisene gu inlntsn
pfleate, pom 6trsidlos bstroftsn.
topfiiber auT ben JubbDoen fisl uI'o
iih bic aontufionsn unb abIhlrfun.
gen, ipelfe @efint uno Stirn 0ts
aopten ouftpeiien. 3uSog. aanedls.r
mar g,ioIins9irtuoie unn Grfinntr si7
ner neusn, patentirten eiisnbcbn'
fueide.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22
Sie Gntmidlnua Der fruits in
Seutihlano.

5m Rsi9stag krrIht Der grauh.
bic Sebatten iibsr Die perifisoeneH
Gtats NIT Rsben uber Die 15ragen,
tpeIfys pus geIammte gtat bsriihren,
sin8uleitsn. llls oaHr pas gtat oeB
Miniiteriums Des Snnsrsn porlag,
fprafeu bic Reoner Der perihiebsnen
parteisn uber Die iHners rpirthfhdfts
lihe Gage Der Ration. Nlie iibiih
nabm Die itstiss gerordngung oes
UfittslItanoes einen brsiten Raum in
Der Sr0rterung ein. ollie biirgerIihen
gnrteisn tlugten, bab Der tleine
6anopertsr uno tlsins 2aufmann be-
1tGnbig BON pem Wonopolismus aufz
geipgen lperoen. Sin boffnunsslolsr
5pn tlang aus alen R.oen unb bic
9orTdIdgs our 4bbilis beipisien bios,
tpie osrqsbli6 pas 8emiiben iii, ben
Weittelitanb an rstten. Der Dor
i6lus. Die groBsn Baar,nhGuisr S.l
5oos gu belteusrn, itslte iih als alter
8stannter ein, fanb aber niht mebr
gea6tung als ionii. ba man in
DeutIfidnb pon GrproHelungs. Stu.
ern abgstommsn 1T, Hahoem ibrs
Nrtungslpiigteit iid bafsIbit. Ipis in
anoeren ldnoern erpisien bat. Di;
slsihs 4blebnung fanp Der 9or'
idlas, Die aoniumosreine. Die ir
Dsutf6lano in 5olos Der 5Rusrune
ii6 beitGnbig ipeiter ausbebntn, 3u un'
terpriiden. Der betunnts pdbagos,
asriditeiner aus Wiin9en belt elm
Rspe iiber Die 8erufs Grsiebung ali
6ebsl sur 5orberung oss Mittelitan
bes. SntereHant ME bl. DarleguR
gen biefes beoeutsnoen prattiiten Gr
3iebers maren, blieb bod nur bic Gin
fift 3uriif, haB nit iolher Gr3iebuns
lpobI bic 2elihinasfGbigteit geboben
absr nint bic pirtbitaftiifs Selbit
itanbiefeit erruneeH iperbeH t0nnt.
Die urfade bes jeBt DOT iih aebenbsl
tpirtH4aftlihen proRiIes lit Der ao
ipitalismus. 9amit lit gefagt, pnb ben
Dollar Der Sisg perbleibt.
Die Sosialiiten, Die jeBt cine Mah
i'm Neihstas biloen. fan0en in bieie
gutDidluns eins 8eitdtisang Der 2.E
ren ibrss Weiiters Harl Warr, bal
Der ouf bem aapital segriinbete tpirib
| ihuftlidf Srsanismus folssri6ti
benz grobtapitalismus 3ur 6errihaI
lnerbeife. Der srobe 4usbsuter fhlaq
ben fleinen 4usbeuter toot. Biz f4lie6
Hid bds ganae uirtbi6dftlide 2tbe
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22

barin iiberein, pab 9eutfhlanb iih
teins @orihriften betreffs Der Mubres
eeln 5ur Sihsritellune ieiner griften5
MAIDEN IaIIsn tonne. Gine 5ormel fiir
eine 8eritdnbisung init England ldBt
iih audi aus bem ipsiteren Srunpe
uid1t fineen, oab 0eutfhlano nlht
bios eegsn biefes, ionoern audi sessn
auoere Ndtipnen iih pprieben muB. vs.
1T Riht Gnelano aaein. bas beitano19
Shifie baut. sluh 5rantrsth riItet
unermiiolib aur Sse uno in HuBlano
beihdftiat man fih ebenfaus NIT elnenl
prpBen sylottenbauelan. Die Stelune
bes Ranslers 1T niht aus Srllnoen
Der duberen, ienoeru Der inneren Yo@
litit srffiittert. Rah benz elenleHtar@
| iten 9sgriffe elmer tonitituttonelsn
| aegieruns bdtte Der aan5ler idpn
IdnqIt Ieinsn Ypiten nieoersslest bdbsn
| iplen. Sm alien Reihstase rssisrte
er nit elmer tonierpatipen Wiehrhelt.
Die Mlsbrbsit i'm neuen Reihstag ut
liberal. Wds Der Gansler ieBt periuht,
beftebt oarin, eins tonierpatipe Regls.
runa nit einem liberalen Hethsta9e
All fii6ren. Gr ItiiBt iih babel ouf Die
bisher BON allen &anslern psrtretens
Sheorie, baB Der San3ler niht Der
DtQenspoqftreder pes Reihstdes, ipnz
bern oes aaiiers lit. 0isie 2korie lit
10 unpsrniinftia baB lie teine prattls
ihe 4ntpenoung ftnoen tonnte. Nus
aanSler tparen ge3pungen, iid stne
MaioritGt aus ben perihieoensn Sat
tionen oes Retdstugs suIdmmen gu
leIen. Sas mar friiher mo9lt6, neil
bic raoital Iibsralsn parteisn perhdlts
| niBmGbie ihpa6 pertreten iparsn.
| ssest aber bilbsn bic Rapitalen bic
arobte Qortei. 5plglid 1T Der aanaIsr
nidt inn Stanoe, eine Maioritdt gu ftns
ben. Die Gruftprobe 5tpiihen aunSz
| Ter uno Reihstag piro slntreten, Ios
balo bic Regierung ibren 8orlhldq
unterbreitet, lpie bic Soften fur oi. per'
me6rten 9srtbeibisun9smittel aufge'
bra6t nerDen iolen. am geel9Het'tsr
hierau lit Ole bon Der toHierpatlper
MaioritGt be slebten Rsihstags abge
lebnte Rei6s sGrbihuftslteuer. Inter
breitet Der aan3ler einen dHoersr
glan, TO mare es iiberraideno, tpenr
Die Waioritdt oes Rsihstag ibn nih
Suridpeifeu piirbs. 2ln cine auflos
: flung lit niht gu pentsn. 0as Refulta
: elmer dbermulieen Reidstagspabl rpdr
! eine nod itGrtere Majoritdt Der rdoitd:
len Glemente. Semnah bleibt ten
anberer Quspeg iibrig. ais oab Beth
nn.5plllpeg eebt. 0espeeen brauh
aber iein RahIolger tetn 2iberaIer 81
7 Tein. 0enn es feblt unter ben aon
ierputipen IeIbit niht am Wldnnsrn
:. lnelae Die 4blebnung Der grH1afts
/ iteuer oIs einen ihperen Jeblsr ihre
n gartei bstruhtet baben uuo bereit nd
Z rem, ihn i'm aan3lerpoitsn tpieoer gu
: gu MAIDEN. Gine 8erufunS oes Setrs
l tdrs 5irpiB iheint uns aus mehrere1
{ Griinben ausgeihlofen. Sn erItt
u Reite tpiirbs pas 9eunruhigung Der
porrufeu, bu Sirpis idpn bonn amt
uno 9srufs tpsgeu uno aus gelgun
: elm v5lottsumsnfa" lit uno Elm entfhis
y bener 8efiirtpprter Der Selbititonnta
!, teit Deutidlanbs eegen bas 4usIant
e 8es Weitersn lit strpts. oefTsn grob
y 5alente auf benz 8srDuItungsgsbist
u lie1sH, tein Diplomat uno tein Feoasl
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22
2ieoeriranS.as

Gin bc6intersifantes Prograntm IN
o6iolut iaoellcier Durhfubrans nno
elm iiberaus 3ablreihes, muiifperlidHe
piaes uno Iehr bantborss ynblstum
iuaren bic iattoren, bic ben curtinlo.
aenpeu Grfcia bss eeitriesn aon3trts
oes Cincinnati qieberiran3 in Der Wsss
mortal Dale iiherten.
WieiIter ehrgott uno feline fpndsrsn
sdnaer oiirfen ,auf bas a1sit pes ses
fsriaen Gbenns nit bem polIftsfs Netat
Fitols Iein uno Der 2ieoertrans bat oem
Rubmestrdn3, BEN er iih in Der RcTsS
ain oes M<iisns Urn bic pflese ses
beuii6en Gefanss ertporben, sin fpeis
res 9latt binsussfiist.
gg woren seine leihteu anfsaben.
On Die iih bic Sdnger am eeitrigsH
abeno atfpagi batten. nbtr be tin5els
neu Gtore nurosu dusnahmslos IN
gc,rs porsiisIiter gaeife sn Gsh0r &C.
| braft. cine Sbatidht. bic bon StitsH
oes publitums audi bic rolIite Wnrpt
auna fonb. Shpn bic prdhtige Mi.s
beraabs Des 6ssar'ihen ouberrrosnt.
ltch id5tpKrigsn Gbors ~GtloeHastf-
enthuIiasmirte bic 3uborer unn oities
Dsrt. bas bel bieier 0elegtnkit ieins
| gritauffiibrung in Cincinnati eriebis.
sntfsHslis btgeiiierien applaus. eins
twiiers, ebenfalls trtfflih porgttrassns
gaopitdi mar Der 3erentburm@ pom
auguit 1telsn, sleihfalis cine muntas
| !iIf iiberaus ih0ns. ubsr aneesrf.
! fdnpisrige aompoiitioH, oeren Snons
bitten in better Deiis sur 0sltuss sss
braht ipuroen.
| StiirmiIten Jibsl enifehflsen lers
| ner bic gbore ,0iedsntlInge" BON llus
| rid,, b1s 70 iiimmnngsnout .Sonntug
auf benz Taser~ BON O. n. 6ein3e. uno
ibren @ipiel erreihisn Der gntmfioss
mus unb Der Subel Dss publitums hsI
Der gDisptrgabs bon acf4drs 10 rsis
s.nb.m .4m W6rtber See. oas Der
sdnosrihoar i'm pollfen Mnbt Oels.
aenbsit bot, ihr QonneH nno Bic
alanefiiae bes Ghors sar Geltuue su
bringsn. !.
II qnra. bic Qiebsrfrdnslsr bcben mil
orpbeu Gbren beitnnben. uno bitsoem
srprobieu Diriesnttn Weiiisr 0onif
/ Ghreott. ioirie BEN Sdngern oarst'
/ bradoten Cpationsn rparsn rcnauf per-
} pient.
IN bem Ronseri ipiriten aud airt
, uaThofte biefige Goliitinnen nit. BIZ
I bstnnnte Sopraniitin Grau Rcrms
/ Gsbtratrs Weiontr unb bic tbsnfoni
osn Wsfudxrn beutfher HonSerte bet
/ hfannis geisenpirtuoiin Uri. Jsnni
\ Sirnus.
Grou Horma Gsbtrger.M Meibne
4 brante nit ibrer slonspolen. portrtff
! lid sefd5ulttn Stimms 06nDtls ari
!. .5n perbure elob- In enn5 fcrmpDuen
better Weife III Dtb0r unD frntete b0nl
n nod fir cine Gruppe rtiSsnosr Qieee
J. npbIperbitnte 4nertennuns. fit bic I
4 nit einer hiibfhsn 3ugabt qrittirtt
i Bon ben Qiensrn. bic pcn Der Riinhis
4 rim su Gsb0r stbrnnt ipHrotn. iprae
d 0ugo WolYs pr6htists ~Gr iis's" gan
& btfOnbtrs an.
nj nrl. Gtraus botuinentirte ihrt aI6n
u ssnbe 1efnif in 0ubap's -GSarhns
.. unb lire iibrigen NumMern. uorlfni
y lid G6umonn's .Wselcoie1 ianbs5I 4
II ssifierie Aufnabmt.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22
Ser Siintel.
Bon 9ernbaro 5lemess
pameln.

Seine Sta6t fam ibr 2seien ben
gugen nno SinneH eines einormgli.
hen 0eobdfters lanae nerbiilen. Gie
perrdfb es ourdD uiele gin5elbeiten,
blirh ben 8eaenias 5piiden alien
iino neileu Straben, oilrd) lire 8nu.
ten. ibre Wenihen, ibr alltasstrei.
ben ourh lire &iitorie nnb ibre tel.
nneneen 3ufunftsboffmInaen. Aud
eiae ofiene Sanofd,dft. Die iih bnrd
geograpbiife ODER poifiid)e Gigeitari
3u einem 8nn3en eint, ipirft burf
bies 0on5e ilnS iast: ghan, 10 bin
i'd! aloers lit oos BEL ben 0ebirgen
|fofern iie nidt = meiit -olsrA beion'
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22

aisbsn lie nit Mf6e lip<ite Qrtife, um
ben HUMID am3irbtuten, bab bti Per
ndhIsen Grnte bit 9tnne fol&e 6nufen
BON a5rnsru lisfsrt rrl08f.
llnterbeiTen iii poIisr 1riiblins ges
iporDen; bic 6unbsptilden uHo Atfs
tenbIumen bliibfn bereits am @egs
foun.. Der Bauer i6not f4on an.
Diina.r al fabrsn, sn pfliiGtn unb oas
5elb fir bic 1riibIinssidat ber5urins
ten. Der Nintsr lit Dorbsi nit isinsr
cnaenebmen Mube; Der Bauer muB
nun In unousotftttsr. intsnfiptr VT
belt ouF Itinsr shoae fi6 abmi1sn
ums t1alihe @rot.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22

Ger totboIifnen St, Neinrida oir-
DE an CLINT Girobt murine jrilf efRsvH
1lcreen p0n eintm Ginbredber eta -
jud, obeen1ttet, peIdkr bnr4 eisae
6initrt81re tn bds 0sfxun eelanot
ipars Der 0ieb berin&te eie 4Tmells
biidIe aui3ubred1n. tetis jebe bieF-
nit feinen 0rfole IN ss|esnte
m Dexts afula ! rs atey.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-22

Die MittbeiIung bss .gerlis
nsr 9assblatt", oaB bic Stsflung bes
beutfhen 2un5lers eridiittert lei,
biirfte ansemeine 3uitimmuns finoen,
absr niht bic Motipiruns. Hoh pss
niger pirb man Der gniiht beipflihr
ten tOnnen. ba baIs Der nanfte aauaIsr
Der Wdrine@ Ssfretdr BON 3irpis auss
srieben Ddre. Rad Der 4uffaHuns
beg 8erliner 8lattes befdnbs Der
Fnn3ler iid i'm Wioeripruh nit bem
MnrinesGefretdr, Der cine 9erftdnbi-
snng init England betrsffs Der Mbrii-
flung befampft. bic Der aanslsr err
fffebt. Cine folhe 4nnabme ipiberr
fpriht allen bisberieen Runogsbungsn
btr oeutfden Hegierung unb bes Rang
Iers felbft. 4lle Regierungsorgane
nnD b0s gunae beutide Bolt ftimmeu
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02
Observations

JAMES l. cowLEs call father Of the parcels post
has 40 Ought to succeed
avg come TO write paper Twain he
oaeppcd JOB. He did a.
Nlv onnh Of A,aska has been geologcay
told wealth The 0uggenheims know
champion Of corn used to be travelling
o. - ......u-
loose great novels because we're so
FLORENCE the Housewives easne says
mill the United States has the aAy
JUDGING by the reichsag Emperor William has
lot Of ought read Tan on What's
for
children day the public Fairgrounds Of
shs country them II Just means that
much oreh
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02
Dickens Centennial

Charles Dickens Feb I'M ISL
where s the land no matter wua'
do not know Charles pekens hs
o. 4 o celebrated. u...-
The great tho nrss 70 mueknke IN ncuon
never wrote oy The suffer
Of
aeerse IA and mar he rxnted
Charles They were ~ varied IN
In real NE 10
iowy the Win inc
the sad the tragic eacn ouna IN nv" s
All m paiut o lei
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

Up. SHE Just got IL moro let
ters. Il hadn't ought To bc al
lowed by law. Come quick"
II do SAY Il myself. It's = fact
about me having tho loftiest intel.
lect In the whole piiIpicklea family.
My heart sure goes out TO Cousin
Mittlc and Cousin Matte. They're
awful tame. Uncle Amos runs
right over them. and they can't
stop him. That's why I'm going TO
hustle out 10 tho ranch and manage
Uncle Amon.
tContinuedl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

Twas = cold and frosty morning.
John Henprck'x crimson nosc. pro
truding from the white sleeping GOV.
err. gave one tho impression Of .
straw berry applied on q clean table
spread. After time an arm came
EsngcrIy from beneath tho counter.
pane. thon an ear. aud finally q
fnct. just m our hero was about
10 make a Wild dash for tho radiator
a cold. metallic voice met his ear:
John. the firs's QUIT" whereupon
our hero. his gare srAhsfixed with
hcrror. crawied back Into bed and
expired.
pigs IL pigs" and the greatest
Of ali II tha street car pig
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02
A wIsE LAWYER

Much noise thou maixest In tids
duh place." said Satan to q corpor-
alton lawyer. az he entered IN
earthly court
Well. that's about the best argu-
msnt know Of" replied the law.
yer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02
IN the Swim

As chroncers events are bound 70 % @
that the vounr and who married the o
tough OF Now England chufcnme' "
Rettn after. n. ss,.t.s
Reports from effect that Mesdame HOB
$50 Of soceyh very pes
and the beautiful by the very
roh,cnafiea sort al wonderful costume o.
Nile green her charms OF person ~onoe'"
nothing Of The dies OF
that dance and so cannot
. snacs 20 the and ncEsee
that Of the Turk who
TO by Mis- AA'or
displayed her charms OF person sa,
reporters expressing their
eondcted when saying that udsns rom Ss 10 20
Nile that mera can y" ' W -
OF that's wonderful In display
fad OF very pest sosle.y
evidently indeeenoy than our very
tho point We wished 70 mac
In society and making old As"F large fortunes
with uoooooco smcny and Madeline asan
for Nile the bank account We gan
ably justice perchns on the bald spot o. ~ ~
one Of tribe Of parasites
Here's hoping that the port commission can steer the
Terminal ship safely into port without perns inc sooa SNIP
Public Welfare
Candidate Parish that his platform does say some
thing Well what does say about the muncpa
line?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

Candidate Parish explain. Candidate Gill has
,pooeixe Candidate Costeri alone has real message fo
the people.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02
ne NEVER SAW IT

War Correspondent--Why. you
Just sank q friendly vessel.
The Turkish Naval Commander
Well, wo don't seem to be able to
sink an unfriendiy vessei--and
we've got to sink something. You
know.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

There IL no high or low estate.
Every places IL rich and great:
Joy shall surely ind It's own
In the howell. on tho throne.
In the vale as on the peak
Shines the xun for those who sock
In tho humblosf human place
Cleans tho glory OF Gods face.
Some folks sic down tn their
pants are worn out--and then they
dsEnn't stand up.
The man who thinks he can't BE-
flaitered 10 already heiplessiy in
ths tolls OF fIattsry.
where there's 4 will there's a
vay---fcr the lawyer to pay his
grocery bill.
Some people arc 40 anxious TO
500 the sun come up that they stay
out all night
Every man who cannot have
|@ostcning Of tho heart must II
least have softcning Of tho brain.
|--Chcstcrton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

Cleveland doctors declare that an
appendicitis patient may now leave
his bed within ~ hours after an
operation. Talk about your induce.
ments, Must be coming slow for
tho Cleveland doctors.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02
dNOTHlNG SElIOUSkM
FROM DIANA's DIARY

papekles Campaign Prevent ssns Relative
Mall Order bridegroom.
scHAEFER
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

Ty Cobb has now Joined q secret
society. They're bound TO get that
fellows goat" some way.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

A Kansas City tailor counted the
stitches he put into coat. and they
numbered s2.S37.. Wise man. that
lie ought 10 have q raise.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-02

HAPPY 90 lucky 10 al right fer sum,
And then fer sum others u aint.
But howsumsver tibet there pin
Ion 10.
There's neither Of them what's .
saint.