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The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10
Results Of NewtOwn Contest

@. G. and j. w. MoberlY, the
local implement dealers, accom-
panied by Emil Brendahl, L. T.
Rowland, J. j. Deininger, K. A.
Ross, o. A. Potter and Charlie
Dali, attended contest between
the International Harvester Co.'S
Twentieth Century manure spreader
and the Success spreader at New
town Saturday, April 20.
AS a result of the demonstration
Moberly Bros. quickly sold half a
car of the Success spreaders to the
farmers who saw the two machines
in operation and their neighbors,
Jones Bros. and E. r. Barton,
who bought on recommendation of
those who witnessed the contest.
These machines are now on dis
play at the northwest corner of the
park and will be delivered to the
purchasers Saturday afternoon,
when Moberly Bros. will give a
demonstration of the machines in
actual operation, showing their
lightness of draft, the result of the
use of seven sets of roller bearings,
something no other machine of the
kind has, the simplicity of con-
struction, the ease with which the
machine is operated and regulated,
it's strength and the evenness with
which it spreads manure. In all
these points it was found far ahead
of the other spreader shown in the
contest, and it is just as far ahead
of any other kind.
Experiments have shown that the
best fertilizer for rundown or
over worked land is manure, and
the old-fashioned way of spreading
it with a fork was never very
successful or easy. The manure
spreader saves time and labor and
does its work thoroughly, making
it of more real value on most farms
than any other implement, and, as
in other machinery, the machine
that will do the most and best
work with least labor is the best
machine to buy.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10

missionary day next Sunday,
also Mothers day. If you are moi
in the habit of attending Sunday
school, why not go next Sunday
for your mothers sake2
Regular preaching service at IL
O'Clock, followed by twenty-minute
class meeting. Everybody cordially
invited.
Officers and teachers present
last Sunday, II; scholars, 119;
visitors, IL; total, ISL; collection,
$4.74. Banner class for attend
ance, No.-12, with 10 present; for
collection, No. Is and No. 9, with
79 cents each.
The members of Glass No. 16
and friends held their annual picnic
Wednesday, May 8, in the Bruins
grove, with fine day, a merry
crowd and a good dinner. Mrs.
Woods, the teacher, was assisted
in entertaining by Mrs. Allie Har-
ter and Mrs. J. W. Lomax. Mem
bers of the class who attended were
Marie Kent. Katheryne Head,
Kathryn Waters, Virgie Cotter,
Grace Smith, Orpha Phillips, Ruby
Walker, Virginia Dye and Marcedes
Mouser. Guests were Daisy Ash,
Violet Woods, Ellen Garside,
Frances Waters, Ruth Foreman,
Beatrice Harter, Kathryn Moore
and Amy Kent.
The Linn Quartet of Brookfeld,
on their way home from trip to
Hale and Tina, delighted the con-
gregation Sunday evening by sing
ing several selections.
The EpWorth League met at the
home of Mrs. F. w. Groes We'd
nesday evening and elected new
officers as follows: x. Y. 2. White,
president; Roxana Rankin, first
vice-president; Virginia Kraft,
second vice-president; Martha
Duckworth, third vice-president;
Myrtle Harter, fourth yice-presi-
dent; Edith Hamilton, secretary;
Grace Haight, treasurer; Ellen
Garside, organist. Delegates elect
ed to the Macon convention are
Martha Duckworth, x. Y. q.
White and Violet Woods.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10

The Item Biscuit Co. will have a
representative at the Model Satur-
day, May. 18, 1912, to demonstrate
their superior line of crackers and
cakes. Quality is what counts at
the Model and the Iten Biscuit Co.
will demonstrate to your entire
satisfaction that they have the
quality goods. Come and sample
the best ever. Everybody invited.
J. B. PATRICK.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10
Wholesale Gasoline and Coal Oil

1 have taken the agency in this
territory for the Richardson Lubri-
eating Co. of Quincy, ILL.,, for
Apex coal oil and Purity gasoline
and will be glad to furnish these
goods in barrel lots or larger
quantities from the stock on hand
in Laclede.. Cannot sell in smaller
quantities. Let me quote you
prices. T. J. WOOD.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10
Special for 10 Days

We are Offering for the next 10
days the largest and best assOEt-
ment of whits-Iined. granite ware
ever shown in Laclede for One-half
u its actual vatae; all new.
first grade ware. You viii not see
this notice any more, but get what
yOu can use in the next 10 days at
Tan MODEL, J. B. Patrick, prop.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10
TOWN AND COUNTRY IN BRIEF
NeighbOrhOOd News Of the Past,
Present and Near Future

Swell line of Knox caps at Rum
mell,s, Brookfeld.
Shelled corn for hog feed 70
cents per bushel at Mill.
The L. G. T. club will meet with
Mrs. Emma Byrne next Thursday
afternoon, May 16.
The American Reading Circle
will meet with Mrs. l.. F. Moore
Tuesday evening, May IA. Leader,
Mrs. Patrick.
Royal Neighbors are requested
to attend the meeting of the camp
Saturday afternoon at 2:3O.
Business ofunsual Importance.
The ladies of the Christian
church will serve ice cream and
cake in the park next Saturday
afternoon and evening, May II.
Everybody is invited to attend.
R. S. S. Andros of Havana,
Cuba, is visiting his son, L. M.
Andros, and family and old friends
here. Mr.. Andros resided in La
clede a number Of years ago, but
has spent several years in Cuba,
where he and his son own a large
plantation.
There is a very bad piece of road
east of town that needs fixing at
once, The oil wagon from Brook
field stuck in a mudhole there
Tuesday and had to be emptied
before it could be got out, and the
rural letter carrier has trouble
getting through every day.
J. R. McLachlan of Kahoka,
grand lecturer of tie Masonic order,
was the guest of G. @. Bigger over
Sunday. Mr.. McLachlan has visit
ed nearly every town and city OF
I all sizes in the state and says that
he has found none of them neater,
cleaner, more beautiful or more
attractive than Laclede.
T. Nj. Elliott was called to Tren-
ton Monday by the serious illness
of 81. B. VanValkenburg, who
last week suffered light stroke Of
paralysis which affected his left
side. His condition was serious
Sunday but there was considerable
improvement Monday and his
friends hope that he may speedily
and entirely recover hisshealth.
A fine entertainments was given
by the Ideal Motion Picture Co.
at the opera house Friday night
and another good one Tuesday
night. There will be no show
Friday night of this week. The
date had to be changed this week
on account of the opera house at
Linneus being rented for the latter
part of this week. Next week and
thereafter the show will be given
regularly on Friday.
A number of young people were
very pleasantly entertained Satur-
day evening at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Kraft in honor of
Misses Beulah and Viola Kraft of
Bethel. The evening was spent in
playing rook and forty-twO, and
dainty refreshments were served.
The invited guests were Misses
May Weaver, Grace Haight, Viva
Caywood, Madge Kent and Ger
trude Mccoy, Lawson Harter,
Carl Harris, Roy Rowland, Thornie
Lamme, Orville Mahurin, Leonard
Jones and Oral Matsell.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10

Mrs. HOrtense Jones returned
home Thursday morning from
Aurora, H., accompanied by her
two grandchildren, HOrtense and
Karl Armbruster, who viii visit at
1.-THE Oaks"
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10

Citizens Of Linneus have sub
scribed $1S, 600 toward theprOpOsed
new hotel building, which is to
cost SO, 900 and to be erected on
the site Of the present Commercial
hotel.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10
SHORT PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS
Brief Mention of Those Who Come
and Go During the Week


from Brookfeld Saturday.
Attorney G. G. Bigger was at
Linneus on business Monday.
Mrs. Geo. G. Denbo spent Tues
day with relatives at Linneus.
Miss Frances Denbo is visiting
relatives at Linneus this week.
A. L. Vandyke was over from
Meadville Wednesday on business.
Mrs. Wm. Thompson of Forker
was shopping in Laclede Monday.
Mrs. J. B. Patrick visited reIa-
tives in Chillicothe the first of the
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Groes spent
Sunday with relatives at Brook
field.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. F. Pratt of
New Cambria are visiting Laclede
relatives.
Mrs. Emma David returned home
Monday from a visit with relatives
at Brookfeld.
Mrs. Martha Homan of Linneus
visited her son, NJ. F. Homan, and
family last week.
I. H. Grimm OF the Eagle
neighborhood was in Laclede on
business Saturday.
Mrs. M. P. Benson and little
son and Miss Ruth Loomis visited
relatives in Meadville Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Brownlee
of Brookfeld we're guests of DIR.
and Mrs. z. T. STANDBY Friday.
Mrs. E. M. Lomax and daugh-
ter of Brookfeld were guests OF
lLaclede friends Monday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. NJ. Brott Of
Brookfeld spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. J. W. Mcdonnell on route
one.
Mrs. Mary E. Snider was over
from Meadville on business and
visiting friends Monday and Tues
day.
Mrs. Daugherty and daughter,
Miss Lettie, and Vernie Heryford
visited relatives at Hale over Sun
day.
Mrs. E. O. Watkins has been
visiting relatives and friends at
Kingston and Cameron the past
week.
Mrs. M. J. Williams returned
Friday from visit with her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Ed Smith, and family at
Milan.
Jerome Brown of Quincy spent
the latter part of last week with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. S. NJ.
Brown.
Mrs. N. J. Smith returned to
her home at Utica Friday after q
months visit with Mr.. and Mrs.
C. Dale.
Miss Ruth Loomis is spending q
few days with her parents, Capt.
and Mrs. A. l.. LOOMS, and
family near Meadville.
Mrs. E. K. Welsh and Miss Mary
Mills of near Forker were guests OF
the formers daughter, Mrs. J. B.
Jones, and family Saturday.
Mrs. Joseph Albin and daughter
Cerise left Monday for a visit with
relatives at Atlanta. Mr.. Albin
accompanied them as far as Macon.
Misses Beulah and Viola Kraft
and Master Wilford 'Carryl Zieglsr
of Bethel have spent the past week
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
William Kraft.
c. C. Bigger, J. W. Power, A.
j. Harter, W. B. Calhoun, 81. J.
The Laclede blade. (Laclede, Mo.) 1890-1945, 1912-05-10
WHAT HOME FOLKS DO AND SAY
About Local People and Events and
Other Matters Of Interest

A. S. Byrd was at Llnneus on
business Monday,
Knox straw hats at Rummell's.
Compare values.
j. J. Bailey was at Purdin on
business Tuesday.
Swell line of wash ties at Rum
mell's, Brookfield.
L. w. Libby was at MeadVllle
on business Wednesday.
For Old Trusty incubators and
brooders see j. B. Patrick.
Judge o. F. Libby was at Sum
ner on business Wednesday.
See Rummell's $500 blue serge
pants.
Sweet potatoes, standard varie-
ties, for sale by J. J. Bailey.
E. M. Lomax was over from
Brookfeld on business Friday.
w. B. Flowers was over from
Meadville on business Monday.
The best Early Ohio potatoes
are 4Oc peck at J. B. Patrick's.
Ice cream social in the park
Saturday afternoon and evening.
Cabbage and tomato plants for
sale by E. F. Brenner, phone lO7.
Fresh milk delivered daily IN
bottles at &c per qt. Phone 126.
Good Poland China male hog for
sale by I. H. Griffin, Brookfeld'
route one.
For sale, one yearling registered
Hereford bull. W. L. Senslntatfar,
Laclede, Mo.
White Orpington eggs for hatch
ing, $1.OO for Is. H. F. Engle-
hart, phone 555.
Pure, fresh milk delivered daily
to any part Of town; 6 cents per
quart. Phone 126.
Barred Plymouth Rock eggs, 75c
per setting, 81 per 100. Mrs A.
M. Walker, phone 7O4.
Collie Bosworth recently suffer
ed a fracture of the collar bone In
football practice at Columbia.
John G. Brown returned home
Monday night from an extended
business trip through the south.
Eggs from pure-bred R. q.
Rhode Island Reds for sale at
$1.OO per setting. Mrs. T. j.
Enyeart.
Young men wanting pure wool
blue serge suit will save few dol
lars by looking at Rummell's line
of serges.
DIR. j. II. Kittredge, the Chilli
cothe dentist, will be at the Ander-
son house the 25th and 26th of
each month.
A car of seasoned 7-foot hedge
fence posts and 8fOot corner posts
for sale in any quantity by L. B.
Jones, phone 78.
The regular June examinations
for teachers. will be held at the
school building in Laclede Friday
and Saturday, June z and8.
Have Rummell's g show the Ed v.
Price & Co. line Of woolens. A
suit from them is guaranteed
stronger than any suit you can buy.
Miss Mary LittrelI Of FOrker
spent the latter part Of last week
with friends in Laclede, leaving
Sunday for her new home at Wal
nut, Kan.
The tornado season is here. You
had better see me about that
tornado insurance. It is so cheap
you cannot afford to be without it.
w. s. Savage,
Mr.. and Mrs. g. c. Jones and
little son and Mr.. and Mrs. ]. B.
Jones and children spent Sunday
With Mr.. and Mrs. J. G.. Clinefelter
- snmilu On rnr1ta nna-
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24
What is Home PROGRESS?

FROM the Home Progress Magazine.
we humans are all links OF a great
chain; 4 n is dependent upon the
other, n nowhere is this so true as in
me family relation. So, home progress
II II means anything means family
UNITY. And that is what. We are no.
taceaDly getting nway from in our
American life. Individuality is a ster-
ing element In the life and progress OF
any nation, but an Individuality that
makes distinct parts of a family that
breaks family unity. is the exact OPP
poslte nf u healthy tendency. This
aoes not mean hat the child should
become the echo of it's father or moth
er; y family la only interesting and
pIuRressively vital each to each as the
of its members are al
,oWed the fullest play and development.
on. oacK OF the individual develop
..sm. should exist u common bond; the
s.long ne OF mutually that stands for
!nalvidual expression but always for
!nnilly unity. The mothers part in.
inns unity u. naturally. the most vital.
= Hnc 10 IN the home the greater part
~ me time. but the fathers part.
s ,rr nus n time. Ia equally important.
hiiectlve parenthOOd ia nlwavs that
s W",cn works IN unity: where the one
aHpplements the work OF the other.
Inc mother may spin the cords that
weave the child's mental and moral
ttMInthR; 1t IL the fathers place to
ttghten the cords.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24
Fashiens and styles.

Clothing and dress are m sneech and
.Anfuage. The one expreesion-that
Wn.0n y evolved from within II OF h
~ . only. The two words. "speech'
n sns. language" arc formed from two
.h cs"tn'nE should speak something; it
sncecn Mase the three qualities OF
parn0n and occasion. Sinxieness. de
.Ssct9ssa are Of srace ana truth: com.
SsHsssy " confusion aud more or less oe
.rnrs ""e% AHplysthe principles to gar.
,,s vecson Why. o. = sienincance. su.
~ tr u..I J and tail1 have no reasons
~ % Y y kent 6siicsteiy trscseSsa.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24
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NC by Roy K. Moul+on. q
Copyright. 1911. by North American Press
Syndicate.)

SCOpyfight. I9li. by North American Press
Syndicate.)
AT THO CORNER GROCERY STORE,
No us. to pay our money for tho
.eck1y any more.
For we git ali the news down to the
corner gTucer! store.
We hear enough news every night
around the stove. l guess,
To Till up Sev'rul colyums in the pa
per. more or less.
The Ladies' sewing circle is n day or
80 behind
Us fcitess on the gossip of the very
choicest kind.
I:z Hand says that he hears as how
the teachers got q mash:
Hank Tumms' wife docs the farmin'
GA their 20-acre tot.
That's why hos always loafn' round
struc cool II shady spot:
Now mind. we mustn't mention it. It's
3 "a secret, yet. OF course.
But Amos Higgins second wife is aft
CT ii divorce.
1t amt yet known for certain. but
there's some folks that do tell
That Andy Jones si,u his third wife
don't get on very we'll:
Tscre.s quite n runner goin' that
neighbor. Elmer Sphinx.
II a-gOin' to wee h trimmer. She's
got good taste. we don't think:
They say as how Anse JudsOn's wife
taas got n iurid past,
I:ut nc ones speakin' it out oud be-
cause they do not dast.
They say that Abel Frisby's got a
mortgage on his place,
And ties to that point where he's
only got three days Of grace:
They say that Ezra Harkins dissent
como 1own town until
He gets the price to settle up his last
years grucery biil.
TaellAdies' Aid and Sewing circle will
have quite Il chorc
To catch up with tho gossip at the
corner grucery store.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24
HOME. SWEET HOME.

HUME. SW HOME.
My dad is on the warpath.
He says that he is bound
To vote for Woodrow Wilson
Fer Wilson's safe and sound.
He's mighty touchy on it,
He's ready fer to fight:
A chip is on his shoulder.
Yes, morning. noon and night.
Ny grandpaw. he is so.
But full of fire and vim:
He says no durn perfessor
Will get a vote from him.
He is an old line fighter.
On precedent he's daft:
No new idees for grandpaw-
He's going to vote FER Taft.
MY Brother Bills a bull moose,
No use to argify;
He Is so durn progressive,
For T. r. he would die.
He's fighting every minute.
He yells. he bawls, he shrieks.
And he breathes fire and birthstone
And sulphur when he speaks.
They start to scrap at breakfast
And yell the whole day through,
Ard they u one another
As no kinfolk should do.
1t amt no place fer children,
It's time fer me to roam.
I don't hear no fit language.
Just now around our home.
49,
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24

anvDodN who isn't running for ANYTHING
to remain.
about is the discovery by a traveller
that ice is much cheaper in GREEN
land than i'll the United States at this
time OF the year.
A Michigan woman was arrested be-
cause she wanted to kiss a railroad
brakeman As a penalty the court
ought to make her do it.
There was a time when the office
sought the man. but that was away
RACK when people rode high wheeled
BICYCLES and played croquet.
i. r.. says eight hours of work per
day is enough. and he is putting in
about "a hours a day himself to
prove it.
A former Oklahoma train bandit has
n into politics. Occasionally the
right mar lands in the right place.
one campaign manager says he
doesn't know how to treat the south
ern delegates. The way to treat any
he will have.
another problem in some quarters
is the high cost OF highballs.
But it is doubtful if the franchise
would change h outlook generally
for a lady who has a wart ON her
The goods in an eastern ~universit,
say they are not going to flirt amy
more. Probably. however. they will
.irt just as much.
When a man tosses his hat into the
ring nowadays he needs to have his
ihl.lals IN II to be sure to get it back.
A faunal scientist says the bull
moose has a very even temper. Mad
all the time.
A photographer who can't make "a
lonely woman look beautiful might
Just as well get a job on the section
gang or driving a hack.
The Colonel is about the best adj
vertisement h dental profession ever
had.
Bring up a child in the way he
should go and whensit is old he will
make up for lost time and marry "a
chorus girl.
Anybody can get along without
money until he is 90. and then he isl
used to 1T.
TIT DOG CAME BACK.
had a little dog and his name was /
Pete.
He had a disposition that was sweet.
He played with all the people on our |
street,
And he was never cross or surly.
He made = lot 3. of friends, as the |
good dogs do.
The grocerynan loved him. and the
- icenlan. too.
He was a real poodle dog, through
and through.
His hair was long and curly.
lost my little dog on a summers
day.
The butcher boy came and he lured
him away.
1 mourned the little Teller till my hair !
turned gray,
For l missed his cunning pranks and
,capers.
l searched for him high and 1 searched
for him low,
And there wasn't any place that
didn't go.
I couldn't ind a trace OF the little dog.
though.
had advertised in all the papers.
But my little dog came back to me.
And he sure was a sorrowful sight to
sec.
He had changed a whole lot and I'll
said. o, Gee! z
What a difference just a week can
make.
That very small poodle that Id known
of yore.
Was not h frisky Peter tina he was
before.
The butchers boy delivered him at my
back door
In a package labeled Hamburg
Steak
HOME. SWEET HOME.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24
the boys rad a hard time hanging on

the boys Rad q hard time hanging on
to the pole and they experienced all
of the delights of motor boating. Their
average speed. according TO innocent
~bystunders who watched from the
shor.. "a about 45 knots per hour.
While tearing down the lake OF the 10th
lap dragging the canoe and the two
frightened boys behind it, the muske-
foremost up the bank. His speed was
SO great that he slid about a quarter of
Il mile down the roa dragging the
behind him. Several farmers
came with shotguns and killed the
musEclonge. There are various esti-
mates as to his weight, but it was not
in that vicinity.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24
FROM THE H~ICKEYVILLE
CLARION.

Mr.. AMry Hicks, who went west TO
make his fortune six months ago. hay
Ing washed his hands OF this place
forever, has returned and accepted 4
position, as first assistant chamber
maid at Ames Butts livery. feed and
S.1eS stables.
Hank Purdy. ono of our local phil
a~ntlrOpists. has tiggered out Il scheme
To beat the penny-in-the-slot peanut
machine In the Office of the Huttel
l-sent piece and tied . silk thread to it.
After he works the machine eight or 10
times n gets a pocketful OF peanuts.
he yanks the cent out II puts it away.
Constable Ezra Link. who has been at
work ON the case. has bccn consider
able haftled, as Hank has worn a false
Mussache n blue eyeglasses while do
ing the work. The constable has seen
him NorkiN' the machine several times.
but on account of the false muStache
a4d aHeGkpEses he n hesitatcd to step
UP and NnR66e arrest~ Tor feai. he might
set the wrong party.
The stcry. Of q wonderful cure is old
mere n wife YVES supposed to be on
her d~eathted. John" said she to her
md. "in case of my death, I think
q man of your temperament and do
nestle disposition should. for the sake
OF the children. marry again after Il
reasonable length of time" The hus-
bard pcndered for a moment and then
said: Welt. my dear. that relieves my
mind OF q great burden. That widow
across he street has acted rather de-
murcdy when l have seen her lately; in
iact. ever since you were taken i'll. She
IS ss0e the wcInan that you arc. of
course. but she is plump and pretty
and 4 arm sure she would make me n
very desirable Wife" The ncxt day the
women. who was about to die, was able
u SIT up: the following day she went
eOWn stairs and on the third day she
Went 10 see her Gressmaker.
Asnry Tibbs has got three leaks in
the roof of his house and when it rains
Inc sends his kids up on the roof to SIT
on ,en1. Hc has got enough Kids to
cover Two more leaks IL the am
should occur.
fsinler Jones has Worn out four ham.
Knocks for Miss Amy Pringle and her
father says il Elmer don't non soon
mere won't be n more hammocks.
amt much good. 1t takes a travelin'
man 60 pop h question quick. but
tn0 Cub with the latter is tlhnt they
are alt married.
Luke Butts. of this, town. who hasn't
Ieen much OF a success up to this tfme.
2 Got q Job as porter. in a Chicago
nutsel and expects to own an automo-
naie ~ g month and to retire from nc
stse business life by the end Of the
Kan 0eas0n.
When you dodge an automobile yon
get In front Of q motorcycle. SO what's
tho use?
Doc. Hanks. our village dentist. saw,
the G~4ayeyafdS of today are the rnld
q tomorrow. Doc nut in three
innings lest week. and it wasn't much
Of = week. either.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-10-24
SATISFIED.

0Ax40cXED.
I'm glad I amt runnin'
To be the president,
Bekux ] stole q boss once.
And no one cares cent.
Ny past they're not undermining.
The public can 90 hang,
! smoked Q cigaret once
And no one cares q dang.
I used to play the banjo
And no n seems to q
They've not dug up this scandal
And chased Il to its lair.
So long % I amt running
No pr0bers ore about,
And there = things about me
They never viii md out.
Let others seek tn Office.
IN stay up on tho shelf:
The details of my 0i81y past
IN heep right 20 myself.