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g the ships; they are an impressive
picture Of the war power Of our great
country. but I want no imprsssionistic
needle work In red and blue on your
tender epidedms. my eon!'
Il should say notv' cried Mrs. JarT.
oh. what a mercy We heard OF this
In time' Now. Just for that. he shsn't
SEQ the ships"'
You'll have to put binders on him
Them" said Mr.. Jarr "A good view
OF most OF the fleet can be obtained
from our roof"
He shan't 20 on the roofr declared
Mrs. Jarr Little boys fall of the
roofs nying kites"
Master Jarr smiled even through his
tears. That remark showed how little
even the best OF mothers knew Of the
immutable laws of Boyland. Kites
aren't flown At this time Of year.
Now. mother. We shouln't be so
severe on the boy" said Mr.. Jarr. "hc
says no didn't intend to get tattooed
The evening world., 1912-10-10

ar WANT to sec the ailors. nav!
Can't 70 down to the river with
i Ixzy Slavinsky and sec the sail
ors," asked Master Willie Jarr.
Mrs. Jarr put her hand upon his head.
looked into his eyes ana nh' III you
are q real good boy and cot up in time
to have your shoes brushsd before you
10 to school. and eat your crus's and
don't soil the tablecloth. and eat every
bit of your soup. and come to the table
with clean hands. and do all your les
sons nicely, and go to bed early. and
be nice to your little sister. and be
careful OF your school suit, and do1't
kick the toes out Of your Shoes and al
WAYS mind what mamma says, your
papa will take you over to see the war
ships one Of these dayr before they go
away"
You are too ienient With that boy"
remarked Mr.. Jarr. IRONICALLY. You'll
lust spoil him. letting him have his
own way In everything without quail
hcation. as you do
"Now, please don't interfere" replied
Mrs. Jarr, willie 10 good boy. and ~
Won had any desire to instil patriotism
IN him you should DC sad 10 take MN
to see the feet. II he does as his mother
asks him to do"
81 wanna see the sailors with ley
siavinsky." whimpered the boy.
"you don't want to 90 with your
father. ehT asked Mr. Jarr quickly.
WHATS that7"
81 wanna 20 with Icy slavinsky and
the BOYS" SMILED Master Jarr. keep
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The Accused.

Q ENAToR PoINDExTER was talking .bou,
- . particularly fragrant piece Of corruption.
1T makes me think Of Wash White, he
"a
wash White. you know. went to . lawyer
sad sald
Look here. boss, I've 60, myself in Trouble,
ssd want you U defend me-.
An right. said the lawyer. Hare you sot
aay money!"
No. ] amt got no money answered Wash
waite. But I've got an imported Cabot gown.
. paas Of hand painted silk stockings, oholse %,
q tsneh tasrts end gold vanity boz
The evening world., 1912-10-10

wakes up that way. thanks to the In
termittent alarm clock.
Incidentally. why doesn't Arma-
geddon send in its straw vote?
Some Of those homeward- bound
Greeks ought to be able to put q
Shine" on the Turk.
Those white Eskimos must be a
lot Of "undesirables." for up to this
time they've declared no intention Of
voting for the Colonel.
Charles p. Taft's checkbook may
prove him the "archangel."
Next TO running the goyOrnment as Il
ought to be run. . man In seldom quit
sure what no could do best.
Perhaps man can't be married
against his Will, but many a poor man
discovers later that he was married
against his better judgment 10
News.
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Come In a minute. want you 10 get
Ransle and Gus and some OF the bunch
trict."
Il want to see the sailors. paw"
whined the boy.
In a few minutes. son." I want 10
talk with Mr.. Berry"
Here you sit In this chair and look
at the pretty pictures. my lad" said
the neutrality-suspicious. and he handed
the boy who loved the warships so a
fail catalogue showing the latest popu-
lar designs OF the products Of the Ne
Plus Ultra Casket Company.
The evening world., 1912-10-10
T he Hedgeville Edition
BY Tohn L. Hobble.

Copyright. 1912 by The Press Pub
nLD FORK says that his wife's
~ silence Is the most enjoyable OF
any woman he ever heard keep still.
THE case of Fork against Plank was
i settled out OF court last week and
both lawyers won.
. Ey. FROST says that you can
~ never be referred to as an old-fash-
The evening world., 1912-10-10
The Days Good Stories

IhAtn do, ! gles, said the lawyer. And
off,
49, hobhn an Atlantic City bsthhouss,' aid
Wash White Washington star.
The evening world., 1912-10-10
THE EVENING WORLD.

things Independence Of all parties Influences
personal interests; Feaessness the Of abuses Sym
psy with the weak and oppressed; Consany In demanding equal
justice althese the landmarks Of The Evening
II be bhgha and xtrsctv, and to be-
come visitor the fIede
In Ill vi supplement- the work Of The World, which
promise all fraud and sham TO
and and battle for the people
with We confine ourselves the
sentaton q very the interesting and
shall strive render public
Justice Humanity and Reform. and opposing
the abuses corporations and
growing pluocy The City OF New York spends SooooOoo
$4,000 day. government Of such
expenditures demands the constant wahunes' OF Mslnt
% and faithful administration.
which has directed the enterprise Of The World
nearly years the heart which has shaped Its
sympathie principles which have guided Its will
World Hence the people Of New York know
Of the which Offered for their
evening reading
Its future is confidently submitted to
twenty-five years the people Of New York have piled proof
upon proof and ndne for the newspaper thus
into keeping During the first three months Of its existence
average daily circulation Of The Evening World 1000 To-
day that exceeds 100000 It's readers number million
and q half
To-day therefore, this asks than proudly to
M pledge made quarter century to the public that
generously trusted it. The great brain which for enour
years directed its policy and enterprise whose ideals from the first
moment inspired and shaped its forever withdrawn
carrying fearessy and reesay forward the which its
founder turned faeedo watch and further
happiness and weeng Of the people to whom by right Of
declaration and heroic sacrifice the institutions and liberties this
city and country shall for all time descend
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Pointed Paragraphs.

II Murphy yearning to 20 as Am
bassador to Paris? Else why did he
eat the frogs legs!
Anyhow. Mr.. Lawson seems to
have found remedy" for the hy-
phsn.
Az TO what his initials pOrtend-
=. R"-"The Rubicon!"
Those Philadelphia boys who re-
belled against an order forbidding
them mail at high school would like
~ be benefited by a modified appli-
cation Of the mailed fist.
Speaking Of Chinese puzzles, has
DR.. Sun worked out a timetable for
those $4,000. 200. 900 trunk lines?
1--WE sleen In aactiopsw s.vs n
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MWW LILLE ,Gl2sQSUlSlY
/ N1PSTS 1I[S]lS&WEH[S2Z
n defective MRes4s77ss@~ysuERuAN
E - ~ Series Of Attic Exposing the Everyday
E2SMx.EH Deceptions OF the Powers That Prey
Z1l "CameaEye" Is regarded Of the best
detectives fiction. The tedts
whch him his nickname ~hen he ~ds
of Of Identification Of the Tew York
Police poperotal ha been said that there . no man IN
knooe Of criminals and their 0dvs
Detective In this ne the public valuable
pointers calculated to sore them loss BY spindlin0
Copyright 1912 by W. Auht)
NO. N-"FAKE RACING NFORNfATION.'
.Mo chance wit. other peoples NJ the drSa.s
shpe .con the coin Of the Country jake
- a mce.rent
Mr. Smooth inserts ad the sporting reading something Is
# ;-s. % % "a d. :r and absolutely free winner
the evidence o, It's ,ty In the first place tn. word
Why
valuaei. Information and asking no rswad' -
being the 'r. which s. rise to the commentary Whist fool:
s G .r s %aa .a U on rs.n he S 81.
M "SssU s. ss s n! s T,. II. q to
TO twenty more he writes similar letter signing himself Big steve na
h. that rsc,pen. him
" IL: :s:s 's'.i mo:
madenhorses having
he
Allah"
$hrd to
swnder There
kilograms
alias all
Hickory Jim
money third So the crook material "ae He
big display
he Wheel
falling
Of all
earlier
The evening world., 1912-10-10
A QUARTER OF A CENTURY.

THE EVENING WORLD -. -. FOUNDED OCTOBER TO- 1857
i the following, its first editorial:
The evening world., 1912-10-10

I'VE sleep in sections" says q
Johns Hopkins psychologist. May
b.; but It's certain many a man
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
to End
CATARRH
just Breathe Booth s HYOMEI-
Kill the Germs and Soothe the
L famed Membrane-s1art
Today.

Don't be prejudiced. There is moi
particle of morphine, cocaine, or an
injurious o. habit forming drug in Hy
OMEI.
It Is made Of Eucalyptus and oth s.
grand antiseptics. Ii viii greatly ra-
lieve the misery of caJarrh or any af-
fiction Of the nose and throat in fivs
minutes.
No stomach dosing-just breat.
HYOMEI: It gets at the catarrh germ.
and quickly destroys them.
Ask for HYOMEl pronounced High
o-me) outfit. It only costs $1.00, ana
consists Of a hard rubber pocket in
haler, which can be carried in Yesf
pocket, a bottle Of HYOMEI. a medt.
cine dropper, and simple directions foi
use. Extra bottles ii needed, soc.
Leading druggists everywhere sell
HYOMEI, which is guaranteed to emo
catarrh, coughs, colds and Group, OF
money returned.
II you could go to the Eucalyptus
forests OF inland Australia you would
quickly get rid OF catarrh. Booth 8
HYOMEI brings the identical air Of
these forests direct to your home. It is
a most wonderful catarrh remedy.
(Advt.)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
You May Have Often Envied the Hearty
Eater! Why Not Emulate Him?

Thousands Of people have learned so
Well how sure and dependable Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablets are for all stomach
ills that they now eat anything they
want without fear of distress They
are never without & package at home
and at the office, and upon any indica
ton that the stomach Is a little weary,
they take a Stuarts Tablet after each
meal for few days until the digestive
organs get rested up again.
This is a splendid plan to follow and
always results in much good The ap
petite is improved, the food Is relishel
more, your sleep Is more refreshing,
and your disposition will make You
friends instead of enemies.
For Indigestion, Sour Stomao h,
Belching, Gas, Coated Tongue Intes-
final Indigestion and all Stomach Dis
orders and Pains-or for Loss Of appe-
tite-Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are in
valuable.
Use them freely-they are as harm
less as sugar would be-and are not to
be classed as medicine" They have
no effect whatever on the system ex-
scept the benefits they bring you through
the proper digestion Of your food.
All drug stores sell Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets The price is 80 cents per boz.
(Advt)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
2 HIGH-CLASS DRAMAS
AND A SCENIC AT THE
MONTGOMERY

THE Wonderful one Horse Shay" a
Lubin drama; 'Fates Decree a Pathe
drama, and "A Sunday Afternoon in
Rural England" an Edison scenic pro-
duction, is the splendid offering at the
Montgomery theater Thursday. They
are all good: they are all clean; they
are all entertaining. In fact, Mont
gomery produces nothing but the best
Every picture is censored by the man
ager before being thrown on the canvas
for the public.
Notice the music Of the excellent or
chestra. 1t gives a real feeling to the
production Of the picture. (Advt)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
Ian a SUFFRAGE SOUP
KITCHEN TO AID CAUSE

,t CLlN AGO, Dec. IA suffrage soup
,} will be the next bit of harinc
~, E3' a. laa' the Votes for Women party
\ III ding out in Chicago.
's''oAS who never knew what a suf-
"5'S1 was or whether there was any
,5"S9n for giving a woman vote viii
y attracted blocks away bv temnting
BlI he " soups and saUsa ges. Pies will
lam ,''ei lemon or pumpkin, for vel
y" Is the suffrage color. The suffragist
rnl,, w, Will put saffron in the soup, and
-abIoa 'e"o"-haired girls will wait on the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
Eat Anything
Without Fear
Tightness of the Stomach Caused
by Undigested Food Stopped
with a Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablet.

When YOU feel as If your stomach
was being tightly choked-when the
pain is intense ana you break out in
cold and clammy perspiration and
there is a lumn in your throat and yoil
are weak and nauseated-an you need
is Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet to clear
away the wreckage of undigested food
left in the stomach and intestines and
restore you to your normal self again.
And this can all be accomplished with
in a few moments
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
MONTANA HARRY, " LAST
CUSTER SCOUT, IS DEAD

" oRCENIER. MASS. Dec. 11.-Harold
"Ns Powell. or Montana Harry, as he
SS DETER known throughout the coun-
r. believed to he the last surviving
s'u. VINO was with Custer at the battle
ne Little Big Horn. fell dead in a
,g"eL' VINO was Ga years old, was the
'''er OF several gold medals of honor
o'E I'e government bestowed for BRAY
L. TUE aeld. On his breast was found
,. 5o'o medal awarded for bravery at Pine
F0ose. January /, 1891.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
YOU'RE BILIOUS! YOUR LIVER AND
BOWELS ARE INACTIVE -CASCARETS

SKIN, mental fears, everything that is
horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will surely straighten you out
by morning Decent box will keep
your head clear, stomach sweet, liver
and bowels regular and make you feel
cheerful and bully for months.
Don't forget your children-their lit
tie insides need good, gentle, cleans
ing, too, occasionally
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
Actress Says She Hasn't "Her
Perspective Adjusted" Mary
Garden Answers Query.

! NIrN~ WORK Dac II Cav mr. and
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heafl o. the woman oil the s'ase'
This question has been revived by
/ the recent marriages Of Nine. Alla NaH-
irnnva and blanche Bates two Of tho
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11

F'urred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges-
zion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
cons,ipated bowels, which cause your
stomach . become filled with undigeSt-
ed food, Whl8- sours and ferments like
garbage in a swn. barrel. That's the
first step to untold hisery-indiges-
ton, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
wi UNLY ST A DAY. BUT
SAVED $1,000 ON TIPS

ban. 'Nlth, Dee. 11.-An illustration
1rno NV New York hotel employees can be-
.o ,,g l'Irly well off through the tins they
,,o o.,e' Is shown in the appraisal of the
.w ,r.. waiter F. Duncan, who died a
r,n ,.. n' ago. As q porter Of a big up
,nsr '.''e'' ne received wages of only
.1Jaa Jay but his tips. carefully hus-
.ran enabled him to leave an estate Of
LIST '''lng a four story house. on
'. S''eaty-rbrd street
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
ARMY ORDERS

.rar' sr. Notion, Dec. 11.-Followfng are
Ill.,. I4.rs for today: ''0 us a. .
IeqicsI d" ,gs,Ilenant Sanford W. French,
Cartaf, D H. Russell. Wyoming.
% Erg1,a, avn G. Read. from Twelfth
-ighta.rtr NlIJ9n A. Elliott. Jr.. from
Captain, c u Twelfth Infantry. '
nrlsuan Brynd, from quar-
First corps to Fourth cavalry.
rom TIVE ehant Thomas NJ, Hunter.
Canrsir sixth to Sixth infantry
.,my scrvf..," peEt G.. Foy, cavalry, from
(ars NJ ' T5 schools, Fort Leavenworth
Caa'e.r LWrd cavalry. VIZ
r, Geranl 'ige r. Ball, sixteenth infah-
.a0i2aH r.9.. AS Inspector instructor or
Fo.I.g.r,.. 'l2 at Des MONIES.
Instruction officers detailed as inspector-
LIerrsr "rsanized military.
.h.~H.r colonel William H. Sage
Dau.n "I'antry, Albany. NJ Y.
.utr. Albert n. Sloan Tbirti.tb iu-
f I.I. Rock, Ark. W. '
H .ns., tenant Leonard q. Alypatt.
..r. I.. MONTPELIER. NI
.Aoui LerN T.. Collins fourth
a... .. 'p Fprt IJley Itaus.
'H7'J Claros Scott from
''anl EHr' nilDy ltHn-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11

beColIleS VI y edI >
of age in Georgia.
1t is agreed in
the states gener-
ally that a man
becomes of voting
age on the day
before lie actually
is q.
If it SO hap
pened that an
election in Geor-
gia fell on d
q ay Immediately
preceding a pros
pcctiVe o / e rs
D1.I hyrthJ,.y pa
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11

II you are troubled ~ith chronic CON
stipation, the mild and gentle effect Of
Chamberlain's Tablets makes them es-
pecially suited to your case. For sale
by all dealers (Advt.)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
SIDELIGHTS
ON GEORGIA POLITICS
BY JAMES B. NEvIN.

the governor was red-headed," both
literally and figuratively, today
The returns from the late state-w wide
justice of the peace elections are COM
ing in now, by the basketful daily.
There are 1900 of these officials, and it
requires some red tape to get them in
shape for commissioning.
out of the 1867 returns thus far re
ceived at tire capitol, only II came in
without postage due.
Il have paid out of this Office today,
said Perry, pugnsciously, exactly 1892
for postage due--all because the people
making these returns fail to prepay
them They stick one two cent stamp
on and let it go at that. Goshblame-
ding"
But words failed Perry, as the post
man at that moment entered with %
additional returns-all marked postage
due!
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11

From the Brunswick circuit has come
TO the court OF appeals for settlement
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
BUDGET IS
HELD UP FOR AN
| ACCOUNTING
Johnson Asserts
Rpavers' Request for $751;
$50 Is Asking Too Much.

,nt7gfy remarking that he
,g5r the commission should save
or The pie for the new commits
4 .,r. who will be on the job next
- Police commissioner George E.
sn.on reported to be of the Wood
minority, last night made a fight
4 ,.. roriea department budget of ex
FIR next year. as prepared by
j lice chief Beavers.
A.. Johnson suggested that a special
Aas.fng should be called and that the
,,,, sbauId be worked out by the
.,igsfop Other commissioners
j .,,ar defending the chiefs requests
4. figures. declared this was wholly
NECESSARY but finally agreed to sub
H. ,ra budget to d special committee,
I'm full power to act.
Sent to a Committee.
IN motion Of Commissioner Fam, This
,.,,,irrea consists of Chairman Mason
s5isf Beavers and Commissioner John
E. @..'
i .Of COURSE. il this committee can't
.,re. then il can report the budget
i r, to the commission" remarked Nj.
an
Mn, Johnson said ne objected TO the
Ibiers budget on the ground that the
lbiaf was asking for too much in re
nesting total appropriation for the
fear Of $S5LS5o.
All Of the other commissioners who
syrressed themselves said the chief WAS
skiing only for what was absolutely
eeded to increase the efficiency of the
epatment to meet the demands of the
Eity
Camp Dismissed From Force,
Policeman J. W. Camp, who shot and
billed his brother officer. Policeman :.
/. Bedding. and who recently was ac-
ltted in the criminal court. was dis
Eaqrged from the force by the commits
lion. tie was tried on the charge o.
Drunkenness. officer Camp made an
Esnast plea to save his job, insisting
I Plat he had not touched a drop or Ii
lor until directly after the killing OF
'Jficer BeIding, and that he drank then
.lerey To quiet his nerves.
Superuumerary Policemen ". j. var
b. accused Of being arrested with
keyeu other men in Il room in which
Gambling was in progress, and a. J,
RBender. charged with sleeping on duty.
lso were discharged.
Policeman W. r, Whitley accused OF
Drunkenness. was eXonerated. The Off
FIR proved to the satisfaction of the
Commission that he was suffering with
P severe attack Of ptomaine poisoning,
ue to a meal Of brain and eggs, III the
/ me he was thought to be intoxicated
ne verdict in each case was unani-
|nOUs
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11
MOOSE WANT tn.
FOR 1915 LEADER
Colonel Calls G. 0. P. PerseCu-
ton of Mrs. Longstreet, of
Georgia, Contemplate.

CHICAGO Dec. n,-The national
committee OF the Progressive party to-
dag prepared 10 90 into session and
pass defniter, on tn. plaus presented
a the national conference Yesterday for
permanent oreauization The sessions
of the committee were scheduled tot
begin at the Iasalle hotel shortly be-
fore noon. II was expected that they
would frame resolutions embodying the
ideas % organization presented. and
that the executive committee would be
empowered to 60 ahead with the work
Of carrying the organization forward
along the lines mapped out.
The resolutions il WAS expected,
would urge 1n, organization of a dues
paving nelubersnin 10 carry ON a ma
ttop-vtd. cap,taign OF "olucatio1," mat
is 20 begin at once Tao educational
camratan. il was expecfe5.. would be
carried forward through six bureaus
- sneaesfsd nv Nis. Jgnn Adams in ;,
rIan eunrlittad n -b. ,,r4ar,rc. yes
tarda,. and winch u,a- .~rreted wien an
.,.,,5
.''''''0 ~ '''o9e y" ~ ''' VIZ SS9
sions,
For Weekly Newspaper.
If vas av,antsd also mai t1a COM
IT, $1,000 La. -, e..
80" ''"'P' ~ NY l'''''7 ~
tAe WORK OF organization III me Natl-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11

been raised in the Bcu. INK circuit
that man becomes 81 wears of age
the day he enters his 62d when
ever that Is.
The case comes up. Too, curiously
enough ON the appeal % a uear-beer
dealer. convicted % violating rne prohi-
bition laws.
The defendant, in assembling the
jury. challenged one OF the panel on
the ground Of competency. because he
had stated that he was 90 years Of age
that day. The point was made against
the challenged party that he had en-
tered his 6lst year, and was, therefore
beyond the ase limit set lor jurymcn.
Tie state held thai the juiyman stin
was in his Goth year ON his birthday
and was, therefore, competent.
The iuryman was permitted to serve
and it is upon The question of the
exact time Of his entering his 61st year
that the case appealed turns
Ti:c LovJnia Times has been tigur-
ing with Itself, and il finds that there
are Approximately 100000 Democrats
in this country. and that most of them
are more or less hungry ior pie or in
t"rested directly in somebody VINO is.
TIE Times finds that there are 900
offices that President Wilson can ill
thal is to say. 1000 pieces Of pie for
distribution.
That makes one slice Of pic for every
1000 Democratic mouths hungry for
the same.
The Georgia weekly believes if Pres
i3ent Wilson can sJraighten out the
pie distribution, in these circumstances,
and not al the same time make more
people mad taan he makes glad, he will
be wonder.
Still. The Times mast rcmember that
Wilson's friends claim he Is ii wonder
and maybe their claim is well found
| ed. even 10 tine extent OF his ability at
| sIicins and distributing pie in the way
! it should go
Squire" Walter Harris one OF Floyd
countys representatives in the last leg
, stature, viii MOI return to the next
house.
He was elected justice of the peace
for the Rome district on Saturday last,
for the 'steenth time-nobody knew ex-
actly how many.
squire" Harris according to his own
statement, got his fir Of service in
the legislature after one term
Il found it neither particularly in
terestng nor exciting said the JUS
tice, discussing the matter recently. Il
prefer the quiet and dignifed life Of a
justice Of the peace, infinitely"
]esse q Perry, private secretary to
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-12-11

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excellent For sale by all dealers
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