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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

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PERT PARAGRAPHS.
It u hard to believe Ill Of ourselves,
but somehow our friends seem to
accomplish It with small amount Of
trouble.
The trouble with some people Is they
have the smile that won't 70 on.
II women didn't like to gossip there
would be no one to keep the men In
countenauce.
People who love themselves very de-
votedly have no cause to complain of
wasted affection.
Some men think that the chief bust
ness Of Providence is working out
their plans. and they howl when Prov
idence jumps the job.
The weather man makes q perfectly
good prediction. but It isn't his fault
II the weather doesn't know a good
thing when It sees it.
A woman sees no use in having a
grievance IL she doesn't air It.
To get the proper amount Of at
tention from the public South Amer
lean revolution should be pulled or
between the baseball and football sea-
sons.
Some people are 30 pleased with
their Ill health that they would con-
slider It calamity IL they were cured
Of their Ills.
HE Idea.
my wife Is shining example Of
what wife should be-
lis she?"
"She certainly isl
"I've noticed the shining part of It,"
"What?"
II say. I have noticed that she Is al
ways shining your Shoes"
On Their Behavior.
A trial marriage. we should think,
Would be an awful strain.
A fellow couldn't scold his wife,
And she could not complain.
Misleadino.
II wonder
"What:'
"Why people always say a beautiful
blond"
sounds good"
Eyes. but notice that the drug store
kind may rank as the common or gar
den variety"
The Submissive Thing.
That girl il no good, John"
why not. mother?''
'r'she doesn't even know how to keep
house."
Maybe not. but she thinks she can
manage to show me how to do it.''
Lots Like Him.
'Why doesn't Binks get on better:'
'Too busy"
$T0o busy to get on:"
"Yes: spends all his time and energy
telling the rest Of us how to succeed
In our own business"
Sure Enough.
"Say!'
"Welly
"Why don't you invest in some
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01
Sur. Enough.

"Say?'
"Well?"
"Why don't you invest in some
eenseY
what in the dickens do you think
I'd do with sense?''
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01
Possibility,

The superman when he appears
A part OF evolution's plot
Adown the mist OF coming years
Win be q woman like az not.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

9uperflueus.
Teacher-Thomas, mention q few Of
the proofs that the earth Is round, like
an orange. Tommy Tucker-I didn't
know we had 20 have any proofs,
ma'am. I thought everybody admitted
it-Chicago Tribune.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

Lots Like Him.
'Why doesn't Binks get on better 2"
''Too busy"
sT0o busy to get on:'
Eyes: spends all his time and energy
telling the rest Of us how to succeed
in our own business
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

"Auntie?"
Eyes. Willie?"
"M0ther says that shan't ask for
cake"
mo. Willie. you mustn't"
"But, auntie. don't think It would be
impolite to refuse II you should ofrer
me some."
Saving Money.
"Why don't you wear low shoes in
summer
"Where IL the economy
but think Of the comfort"
"Huh! They charge just az much to
shine the low ones as the high ones"
Como to Think Of Il.
''Let me give you bit Of advice"
why should I3'
'Why~
Eyes"
Blamed II I know
Mystery.
He dipped his facils pen IN Gan,
Soaked well the writing end
And then he sadly wondered Vhy
/, He didn't have . friend
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

The Submissive Thing.
That girl IN no good, John"
why not. mother?''
"She doesn't even know how to keep
house."
maybe not. but she thinks she can
manage to show me how to do it,
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

II WONDER
"What?'
"Why people always say a beautiful
blond"
sounds good"
"Yes. but notice that the drug store
kind may rank as the common or gar
den variety"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

His ldsa.
my wife Is shining example O.
what q wife should be-"
lis she?'
"She certainly is"
"1've noticed the shining part Of it,
"What?"
II say. have noticed that she Is al
ways shining your Shoes
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-08-01

On Their Behavior.
A trial marriage. we should think.
Would be an awful strain.
A fellow couldn't scold his wife.
And she could not complain.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
Midsummer Field Meeting

The midsummer field meeting of the Connecticut State Board of Agti- culture will be held at the Vine Hill farm "Elmwood, Tuesday, Aug. 20. This Is one of the finest dairy proper ties in the state Milk of high quality and commanding the top price Is pro duced from herd Of 200 cows. You can not do better than 10 take a day of and help Us enjoy this outing, It will be not only a day Of pleasure but profitable as we'll
 Vine hill farm is reached by Elm. wood trolley, leaving City hall, Hart ferd, al nine and a9 minutes past the hour. The farm k a few minutes walk from terminal of the line Plan 10 reach the farm not later than i0.au, so ample time may ue given to the in. spectiou- oi the farm and it's equip msIt. Promptly at l2 o'clock basket lunch will be the order, with which all should provide themselves, with coffee furnished by the host.
 The afternoon exercises will open with the address of welcome hy ths host, C. +. Beach. Wilson II. Lee, Y F. of the Board will respond. Hon. .G W. Davis, president of the Connection dairymen's association, F, II. Stadt mueller, manager of the farm, ant others will speak briefly. The address of the day will be given by Hon. l.. n Howe of Maiden. He is member o tbe Massachusetts State Board of Az riculture and one of the states mos prominent dairymen. His subject | "Milk that needs no washing, an, what il costs to produce it.' Nil Howe is an earnest and pleasan talker as well as being "uph on hi subject.
 A special invitation 10 all interested in the "dairy endf of il to attend, ana all others who wish 10 visit one of ths best farms in the state, is given.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
A. N. E. Zion Mission

G. A. R. hall, Front street, Rev. j.. B. Wallace, pastor. Morning service at lO.30. Evening service at i.30.
 Prayer meeting every Friday even- ing at the parsonage, 42 Walnut street.
 The pastor is preaching series of sermons from the prophecy of Daniel. Sunday evening his theme was, "For- gotton Dream which was well re- eeived by a large and appreciative audience. After the sermon the sub- scfiption list was opened to give all a chance 10 subscribe. Nearly all pre- sent enrolled their names for amounts ranging from sl.o0 to 5000. In about fifteen minutes S32 0o was su 2scribed,
 "The people had a mind 10 work.
 We earnestly solicit the aid of our friends in this noble work. Next sun day evening, subject, the Golden Image
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
Road improvements

Highway surveyor Timothy foomey of Webster, will start gang Monday on the S7000 macadam road to be built on tue Thompson highway, for which the state of Massachusett gives 5000 and the town of Webster 5000 to con- plete the strip Of macadam from Web- ster center to the Connecticut line.
 Instead Of letting out the job to con tractors as in other years, the entire job will be done by Toomey, both the state and town work. State engineers who have sized up some of MT. Too mey's work in Webster were confident that they were placing the job in capa- bie hands. Town labor will be used on the job, and the gang of men under Superintendent Toomey the past two years will leave the School street job Saturday and begin Tt the Thompson road Monday morning.
 IL Is expected the Connecticut state officials will meet those of Massachu- setts 10 complete a strip of maeadam road from Webster to Putnam. The Connecticut officials have plans under way.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
Methodist Chl rch Notes

Rev. G. D. stanley p cached an ex- eellent sermon Sunday morning.
 The Sunday evening service was in union with the C. E, society of the Congregational church, John G. John son of that society being the leader Subject, Gods Bountiful Outdoors What il means to me. Next Sunday evening the union service will be held In the Congregational church, Mrs. D. B. Gilbert of the Epworth League in charge Subject, "helpers or Hinder CTS 2'
 The K 0, K A. returned Saturday evening from a weeks outing al Will limantic Camp ground under the su- pervision of the pastor.
 Rev. Mr stanley returned to the Camp ground Monday morning to join his family who are occupying their cottage there. They will remain to attend the Institute and Camp meet ing.
 The Institute, or Connecticut North field, as 1t is called, Is in progress this week from Aug. l. to 10. Wednesday afternoon, Aug. II, the Woman's Christian Temperance Union will hold their usual annual session. sun day, Aug. ls, will be Missionary Day with special speakers. Monday, Aug. 10, will be Sunday School Day, presid- ed over by Rev l.. NJ Flocken, W. Woodin and other speakers being pres ent. Monday evening, the 18th, Camp meeting opens, continuing til Aug. 25. The services of Evangelist Harry Taylor have been secured again this year, also Prof. X. C. Knudson, D. D., ot Boston School of Theology, be- side other speakers Of interest. The Children'S meetings and Epworth League services will be held daily as usual. IL Is hoped many will attend these services al Wilimantie Camp | Ground.
 The usual services will be held sun day morning Aug. Is, al the church, but Aug. 25th there will be no services {.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
Funeral of Albert E. coIoord

The body Of Albert E. Colcord Of the drug firm Of Coicord & Wsshburn Of Portland, Maine, who was drowned of the power boat Pam at Mere Point, Ju. 1 ly 24tb, while on cruise of the Boston and Portland Yacht clubs, was found Wednesday morning, August ', about 2 o'clock by 1 H. McKenney of Bruns. wick, who was out in his boat looking after his lobster traps.
 ar. Colcofd was guest on the launch Pam owned by Dr. F. w. Red. ion Of Portland. other guests on the launch were Charles Kelley and Hen " Currier. The party had been s t ting on deck and about o'clock in the morning went below, with the excep- tion of Mr. CoIcord. When the three who went below returned to the deck about ten minutes later, he was miss ing. Thursday morning the crew of the revenue cutter Androscoggin dragged the bay in the vicinity of the anchorage of the launch, and at noon exploded two mines, but in vain. since that time the search has been continued, both by dragging and by searching the shores
 Coroner William E.Gordon of Bruns- wick, who was summoned, viewed the body and deemed al inquest unneees- sary. He took the body back with him to Brunswick and prepared 1t for shipment to Portland for burial.
 Medical Examiner Dr. George II. Turner, Jr.,and pr. \. S. Gilson made an examination of the body upon it's arrival in Portland and gave out a statement that there is no question in their opinion but that Colcord died from accidental drowning. The au- topsy was performed at the request Of the family. The doctors statement is as follows:
 "On the arrival of the body of MT. Golcord, we, the undersigned, made an examination and autopsy on the body and find that he died from accidental drowning. The condition of the heart and lungs bears Us out in this state- mentu u Signed
 GEORGE H. TURNER, JR- Medical Examiner for Cum berlandGo.
 \. o. GILsON, NJ. D.
 The funeral was held at the Gathe- draI church of St Luke, Friday alter noon, August g. \ large number at- tended As a mark of respect the drug store in the city were closed during the service.
 Mr. Coleord was married to Miss Lucia Perrin Tfowbridge, daughter of Mf and Mrs. I. N Trowbhdge, of Pomfret, Conn, September 10, 1907.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
TAlLoRlNe DEPARTMENT

Has Been Added 10 the Seder Store
 high class tailoring department has been added To the Charles Seder store and from now on the making of clothes to order will be a feature of this establishment
 Like all he undertakes. Mir. Seder has done this right. securing for the head of this department tailor who has spent several years in one of the fashionable shops on Fifth avnue. New York City He knows exactly how clothes should be made and all patrons of the store who go there for custom made goods will get the best material. the latest patterns, made by master of the craft. and at prices that will please them.
 Cleaning, pressing and repairing work will also be taken care Of promptly. including Naptha cleaning of all kinds.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
Hox,s This ?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward 10 sny case Of CatArrh that cannot be cured by Halls CstArrh Cure.
 F. !. CHENEY X co. Toledo o. We, the undersigned have known F. ]. Cheney for the last Is wears, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business gtransactions and financially able 10 carry out any ohliga. tons made by his firm
 WAlpiSe, kiSSsN & MARVIN,
 Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o. Hzll's Catsrrh Cure is taken internally. ae- ng directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Halls Family Pills for eonstipsiiob.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
Advent Christian Church Notes.

Sunday Services, morning service al l0.30.
 Sunday school at l2.o0 m.
 Evening service al TOO
 Prayer meeting Thursday even- ing at 7,30.
 Tn the absence of the pastor, Rev. $. T. Barber of River Point, k. l., will supply the pulpit, Sunday morning and evening.
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16

Harsh physics react, weaken the bowels, will lead to chronic constipa- uon. Doan's Regulets operate easily. 25c box at all stores
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
l.. Q. WliilaulSs
 Organist and Choifmaster,

Putnam. Connecticut.
 My dear NIT. Miiiams,-I feel that 1 owe it to you and your choir to tell you how highly We appreciated your singing, both at the concert and on sabbath morning. You called forth praise on both occasions. All were hearty in their congratulations on hay ing you come here. Those that heard you on ~abbath morning only express ed regret that they were not there Thursday evening. If you had sung on The Sabbath preceding the concert the attendance would have been lafg- CT. Ocean Beach Day coming on An. gust first took fftY people there that would have come to The concert. But Il can not be helped now.
 The excellent music which you gave as on Sabbath morning was enjoyed by saint and sinner alike. The latter
 were even more deeply pressed than the former One person who had not
 been at church for many moons said Chat he had no Idea bef0ie that music could take hold Of person SO strong- .= nv WhY. he sad, "it went light to any heart This man is no ignofa. a4us. lie knows enough tO look out for number one every time in bust- ness transaction But your music struck him hard and actually touched his conscience as nothing else could have done.
 Your selections were classic, reTer- ential, and ttuly devotional. They touched the hearts Of ali persons, and your services Thursday evening and Sabbath morning had good effect on | the entire community. You we're tfu- | ly missionaries off better things to those that heard you.
 We trust that you will come again.
 We shall try to treat you more hospit-
 ably than we did this time. had 1 just returned from the hospital and | was really not in condition to do any thing out of the ordinary.
 You have our sineerest gratitude
 and if you should come again, we
 shall make an effort to make amends 1 for shortcomings this time. l You brought many blessings to this 1 community. If that be q satisfaction | to you, can assure you that what ; say Is true ;n more senses than one. 1 You have left impressions that will 1 never be forgotten.
 With best wishes to you personally and to all the members of the choir, |
 remain, yours very sincerely in lis
 Name,
 J. NM. KNAPPENBERGER.
 Pastor Congregations Church, Mantle
Putnam patriot., 1912-08-16
congregaiIenal Church Notes

The singing by the Christian En- deavor choir, under the direction of Mrs. C. D. sharpe, at the service last Sunday morning, was a pleasing ad- dition to the exercises.
 Rev. pr. Ewing, secretary Of the Sunday School and Publication Socie- ety, will occupy the pulpit next Sun day morning. Tn the evening a union meeting will be held in the chapel of the Christian Endeavor and Epworth League, the league providing the lead CT.
 The Queens Of Avilion returnedMon day from their outing at Oak Bluff. Nine of these young ladies have been spending the past week with Rev. Mr. Sargent, at his cottage, ehaperoned by Miss Sargent and Miss Muney. A good time is reported by all. Among the many pleasant trips were t"o days spent on the Helen May One even ing the young ladies assisted in an en- tertainment given at the seaman $ Bethel.
 The Young Boys Club enjoyed an out door social Tuesday afternoon at inc home Of the class teacher. Comes and sports helped 10 pass the time pleasantly. Ellsworth Morse won ffst place, making the best record. Clarence stone, Bhe has been a mem ber of lhis class for some years, IS soon b mote from Putnam. The. class pre- seated bum tWo Hooks to remind him in the future of his pastSabDath school associates.
 4 GRACEFUL AeR UNEMPLOYMENT
 Mantle. Connecticut.
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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-10-26

To clean mating wash with
water in which bran has been
boiled or in weak salt and water.
Dry it well with a cloth.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-10-26

.politeness, Eff you were seated in
al Street car, every seat of which
was occupied, and a lady entered,
what would you do?"
Pretend I was asleep"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-31
EDITOR OF TULSA DEMOCRAT MAKES Id
ADMISSION THAT PARTY PERPETRATED
RANK FRAUD IN CITY ELECTION
CHARGES THAT CITY ELECTION WAS STOLEN
"The Criminals Should Be in the Penitentay He Says
Asks That City Registration Lists Be purged and
Predicts Crookedness in County EleCtlon.

Charging that the present democratic city officials
were placeu III Office last sprng by egal and under
handed Methods William Stryker edlGor Of the Demo
cra the official organ Of the party at the time these
officials were elected and VINO earnestly supported the
democratic ticket at the tlme yesterday turned state
evidence on his former political associates, in the editorial
columns of his newspaper The claims he thus makes fur
nish almost conclusive proof that the republican cand
dates detauded and defeated in the city election by
the unlawful registration Of voters and in other ways
The entire editorial only furnished further substanaton
Of the claims already made by the defeated republican
candidates.
''It has come to light" writes Colonel Stryker
"snce the last city election that several hundred false
registration certificates used i'll the city primary
and election"
Colonel Sryker then asserts that these false certif
Gates procured by democrats and used by them III
quitting over'' their candidates. from Mayor Wooden
down to Commissioner Comedy. He declares that the
same methods will be used by the democrats in the
ing county election Evdcnce reasonably conclusive
can be had to prove this, ~ he says
"There is no doubt " he says "tha these same crim-
nails will get the same hold upon the county that they have
upon the city" He then predicts that the repetition Of
the methods used last spring in the coming county pr
mary and election will wreck the democratic party in
Tulsa county.
''It is hoped' he continues "tha the registration
list in Tulsa will be gone and purged'
He then makes the bold assertion that the democrats
referred to will not stop at murder to "captue and
control everything that fraudulent votes will control"
He SAYS that the men who the city election by
these fraudulent methods should 90 to the pententiary
for their crime and that the pOor dupes" who will vote
with the false registration certificates on August should
be behind the bars also
The editorial contains one of the most scathing de-
nunciotons Of democratic election procedure ever made
in Oklahoma bv member of the democratic any other
partv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-07-31
WITNESSES LIED
SAYS DARRON
ACCUSED BRIBE GIVER DENIED
VERBALLY TESTIMONY or
IMPORTANT WITNESSES.
NJ 'NAMARAS we're PLEASED
Possibility of Settling Dynamite Case
Seemed Hopeless 10 Darrow aI
l'irsl Consideration.

Los ANGELES, Cal, July 3O.-Thc
case Of the defense in the bribery trial
Of Clarence $. barrow reached its
climax today in a mass of dcnials and
contradictions by the lawyer-defend-
ant in which he verbally swept away
every charge and accusation made
agains, him since the trial began.
Every shred and particle OF incrimi-
mating testimony given by Bert Frank
lin, Jno X. Harrington, George Behm
and detectives Guy Biddingen, was
characterized by Darrow as false.
It was the hopelessness Of the case,
he said, which prevailed upon him
to agree to the Lincoln Steffens prop
osition.
- felt" he said, that owing to tho
number Of lives lost i'm the Times ex,
plosion and the bitter feeling in the
community, it would be difficult TO
avoid the death penalty for both men.
| wanted to save their lives, II pos
slble. But the plan seemed hopeless
10 me. and it was some time before
J presented 1t to my assistants and
my clients
or the opposition Of the National
Erection Association TO any compro-
mise, II was informed" he said, that
the Association was contented that It
had spent 5000 in the case and did
not want it settled that way, but gem
eral Otis had agreed to reimburse
them to that extent, as he wanted
the case closed"
Consultations with the Mcnamara
brothers were reviewed, the willing
ness Of each to accept a sentence pro-
yiding the other could be free, and
how both were finally persuaded TO
take sentences together
we did it," commented the witness,
believing that the time would come
when the sentences would be commut-
ed or the men pardoned. ] still cling
to that belief"
Generally and specifically Darrow
denied every charge against him OF
bribing jurors corruptlgg witnesses or
otherwise violating the law.
Taking up the alleged bribery cf
Geo. n. Lockwood. the charge upon
which Darrow is on trial, he denied
that he had ever discussed the corrup-
ton Of Lockwood with Franklin or
with that Of any one else.
The check FOR 10000, which Oar
row gave O. A. Tveitome, and which
the latter cashed in San Francisco.
was not used for any corrupt pur-
pose, but was given to Tveitome to de-
fray expenses OF the Mcnamara case
In that city according TO the witness.
TVeitOmp told him ne said that or
anized labor In San Francisco had
expended between $4,000 and s30,-
900 for the Mcnamara defense.
"Tveitome asked me to reimburse
them" said Darrow.
THE check was given Tveitome for
that purpose ana no other and 1t was
cashed by him and Cleveland Dam,
attorney for the Building Trades
Council. nver saw any OF the
money"