Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-06


ALGoDONEs ought TO become
quite "a ioshionaO bic watering pace.
THE HARVESTER trust may yc'
reap IN" whirlwind
IT NEVER rains but u cloudburs's
In Sew Mexico.
CLARENCE BARROW has certain.
IS kept his nerve.
EVERY REACTIONARY is trying
90 prove an alibi these DAYS.
o
FoRTuNATELY the mayor n an
even tempered person
WONDER WHO viii be nominated
90 Chicago
WE AGREE that IL is much easier
lto catch husband than To- uneat'h
him
IT MAY YET 49, necessary 90 COM
iyicl some dictagraph OF pcrlury.
o
TWO CARLOADS of chickens ought
To- NAtNA OF lWiNAAnAA ~ A'fff''N'''.'
poultry SHOW. az least
d
CAT MAY have nine lives. but
q COW can KICK the bucket q dozen
times and continue TO mold nee JON.
john ADAMS has escaped from
the rebels In Mexico. John quincy
has not been heard from.
o
| HASN'T THE worst been said That
can DE said' II there any new thun-
ld.r TO enighten the voter between
now ana voting time
.
CUT THE especially those
big tumble weeds ON your vacant lot
(which viii blow an over The town
next fall.
THOU SHALT not stepl--if there
{ a. any stealing 60 hc done wc reserN B
the right Co do t uurself ~ order
thot - %" DONE. rishI
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by THE TIME the Ten Command
s mcuts get through this campaign
> Moses viii have great difficulty in
rorognizing them.
p WOODROW Wilson is said Co weigh
l,ny 100 pounds. riugsido lie Is
B. iqultc likely however, Co make s"o'
showing against some of the heavy
weights.
4 WHEN thcy de- finally succeed boz
busting an the trusts We wonder whaI
excuse the man viii give Who fans
~ business
g THE BOOK AGENTS who sold
) The Life OF champ clark bct"r'
/. the Baltimore convention are having
a their own private troubles in co'l"'.
ing the subscription price.
.
fT II SAID pedestrians can avoid
a. automobiles by buying motor boats
but iu some localities like this the>
would also have 10 buy lakes ano
0 this would hc expensive.
. o
MRS PECK i've talked Co yor
dI I'm tired. ana what good does d
81 peck Some You tain just o'
much % ever
= THE MAN who is he own wors
enemy ls always ready Go forgive MIN.
SELF IN mis- own case one is alwHf.
J, quick 90 recognize that Go err is no
man
THE WAR in Mexico has at leaa
e. had the sensational effect of Cuusiui
d al, south and Central American CO..
, pubii,s Co stop long enough TO hno
ou, what's the matter
COLORADO is certainly doius he
dut, by the newspapers these days
Every few minutes she has q murder
90 suicide. e. huld-up. bandit-chns"
u au explosion cot some kind
.
\ DENVER paper has discovered
p" the original huupskiri cost lmc M
4 barrel worn by the man who had hi
Il. clothes stolen while iu the Turkisl
bath
f.. NEW YORK papers say the pric
of shoes VIII go up 20 per cent ul
n september ! because automobiles con
"a sumo so much leather The spoctacl
of the hHrrlcd pedestrian lodging 10
~ his stocking feet iH not an attractive
IS one
o
THE NEW YORK papers tried Il
make NalltTuaCk novel heroes cut %
" sheriff Roberts aud Deputy Brock o.
b Gallup but alongside Of Lefty Louie
h nud "GNp the Blood they sure d
IA look 90 MS like plain, modest, quiet
( lHW abiding ana unpretcnt.ously an
a spectacular citizens
o
y WINsTED. Conn. sort OF takes Su
~ breath away n Dr. am right Co hca
u saJ ko stories from Arkansas or Mis-
soui or "a paso Tex but We had
b. different opinion of Sew England
The - Louis Bepublic has the FOL
lowing telegram from Winstod'
John Duyser gathered several lnrg
snake eggs after killing e iurEr snnk
white ont picking berries ilr places
them boo his straw hat ON his head 10
safp-kespiug FINALLY he felt some
thing crawling in his hair iicmoNln
his hat. be- picked off "a small snal
which had Matched ON ms head. N
p th,n broke open me other eggs wh'cl