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Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
Ten HCcmoce Mnfla9c.

9SuibepilIe. gG.. lone Wn'. -
=. Sea oer. iea osr; Sio gllIcn Qloroe
oei." Elsie 5rmmer 3rbornton Z.
Wasiics Orb. ioet ban lalot on osoe'
lia iaaret PitOlldmpen. ION orGbir
ire andre / Rctslotilet | 0illsplIle ben
l4oe Raris. blep ajentGt laaar ueo
Saesbebanoliuaen mob 6loDo Allen.
Ell al ganoeu. iom er anilnact ior at
ba bssoast TEN MOro.
Ianicl 5bomns, iOm ierli naaeos
ben iii Den oeenoe CONNER. beltreo
Sesutn % aampeu. "a ban aiensau
Nesiies Cro. tom Suarerne bam /
Cist. .,Sio" ALLEN sr euonu iiiC
paa9rebet.
6ampben 6rowoer, eli Ben al MI
len- W0noens. pssiiarsoe mso nOalc
9ioner pal 0jrGsplGusn uoenIo'
Raaobuiet bn ban pluoieli9 uobrso
,,Sra baabsr. ct oisie 9lllcns oil itpo'
op Rsiten Der mere eiisrirptteli9. mt
BET blep ajori 0iuspills."
6roposr blsp sisbIliielia isri iren
for Iommer Staplss, iom loo ban
Iorhaa, at mere iaaoan Snai bib
brlnas bam S9naiel.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
&uugrcsmlauO Snrtc ipg.

Get CT meo lior o9 inoerllg Sor9
oi ber bereiter SOnQrssmduo gurte )
Sp9oOm.
Snns 0elbrcO CT bruot lom 8e'nl'
tat al CptrOulircngeIle. % Goiioren
bar itrenlt iprbuot uo0si Arbslbe eIler
NnlrCnQelie. Gan er MI | Nrendl
gid Snuiinrium ,Iuoinni. c9 oil Tile
luune ocltnQe psrlonlla / ben lorc'iddl
cube Gu utlmp. SouGrGsmdn0 gmtC
er inn ud pq lunliil ilenot. at bans
mango Nenner mi Olsrc al Nuliren-
aeNe n,uliui. ipr at blUlpe bans Nlena
palQ. SDo Thiotd bar Gl0rlQ bdbi
en- Wnno Gru0reslcu iom bar arbsls
bet iua ibGroiai ,Sutertsle al oen
menile Wdno loan Hur,c bar. SuriC
iuoiaaer famine Sirilin0 Su'ei. inn
Snaior Gamble alsr SenatCt. oa
mco be 10 RGno igleuUnIltc hi Spt
Iaiota btiiOoe m Stillna NdilO
ncn. 9uviiol. Tom vi; bare mGuQs al
Dc uIore Sio,cr ouerleQcn.
Roberts 6ouu'u iiTroeIssbcO. Iipl
Der aOnorcsmauO Nurie BAT. ioy BAN
NnnrGnQClier nuaOaCuOe 6ric 0Ome
leuo.gousn oniei. % III oa ban G
ina % uopatiQ I'll at perionliQ eltsri
iii @impnlg. uil be ihu,omme en ion
bar oeres Yen. ben Sio ION De lei
trGnaie cn 3lenel,e.
TN Stemms aGlist for Gurie 10
aouars.icn. er en Sismme ialiet 10
ben bsOiie Rano SpO 3aiotl bar bur
| Son0rssicu.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

SeudtOr Gamble par abiolui lmoo
ReclprOciiB 3rdiiaten imeiism De
NCrsreoe Siaier o9 6ouaoa. San
irGieOc liGrit imoo geotaaelisn af
oeune 9titaten Senatet. Teits pis
icl. at cnOltsni SsnaiOr UIambls er
uenliglinoet iii ben nupGrenoe pr9f'
bent. lna or ban alto at linoe paa otn
Sioe al SaQen. Tom er Ill Snteresie
lOr Spi IGtotas Seiolinlna.
ut senator Gamble liaar hsit
ibldnot WeOlcmmerne ai senaiet.
bcUiies al at ban or anidi paa be pi9s
iiaie aOmiteer Senatrt. San er
RrGhoeni di ebairman aomitsen paa
,fnOianer aiiGrer. bpilisn nireiterer
Se9isldiureu. iom iouirollerer enbpsr
,Snoianer oa Snoianer Reierpaiion |
Ie 6oreneoe Stater. oan er en- al
be leoenoe Wigno al 2omitsen paa
orieutli9i Sano, Oa bans ibGroiae
9lrbeioe i osune aOmits, paa ben npe
Seiilers pe9ne, bar tjeut for bam
i9isansm belle staisn, slapnst. Abe
Somslisaosrs 6risno". (Sismitapn.
manOens Benz. Sau er oaiaa Wso'
lem al Here piaiiss aOmitesr; men at
iGroeIes 9i9tiabeo iOr os. er be to
OuenuGUute. Os oei oil ipues upis sl'
Ter ouarlia Qanoel. at butte en- Wlano
meo ben 9erlarsnbso % Snohposlie.
iom pi Ueo Senaior @ambls belio0er,
iOr en- uiienot iom lie beiiobsr noaen
al oisie QuaIiiiidtionsr.
vi iror at bet oil barre al iior Se.
tpOnina lor spo Dalola. al unoers
lisite Senator Gamble ior 8ienpals
til Gt 5orensoe siaters senat.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
CONGRESSIONAL D0iNGS.

The postofii,e appropriation bill,
carving auproNimateH S2I5.UOU, 600,
was passed by the house, 22I To .
The measure carried In addition To the
appropriations necessary for the con
duct of the department a number OF
radical provisions Among these were
federal aid for good roads, the com
pulsory publication by newspapers,
magazines and periodicals OF the
names of owners and the establish
ment of "A parcels post in connection
with rural free delivery system.
The workmen's compensation bill
was passed in the senate, "a TO 10,
substantially as framed by the en-
ployers' liability commission, and
amended only TO Increase its benefits.
The measure, sharply fought BY some
OF the Democrats for several days.
now goes TO the house. number OF
amendments were offered. but only n
few were accepted, and those were
with the acquisscence OF Senator
Sutherland, In charge OF the bill.
The general service pension bill as
agreed on in conference grants SIS a
month to soldiers sixty-six years old
who served two years and half and
s1s to those who served three years
Those seventy years old who served
one and half years get s2l.5O; two
years S23; two and a half years $24;
three years S2J. Those OF seventy-nVs
years who served one and half years
get s27, and two and half years $50
The house aided the national good
roads movement by passing Prov
sion In the postotfice appropriation
bill which would grand subsidy tc
all highways used In the rural free de
liver mail service. These roads would
be divided In three classes with sub
sides Of S25. 500 and SIS a mile. j
is estimated the cost the first veal
would be slG,OO0.000 to $is,000.00o.
BY failing 10 repor: an appropria
tion for the recently created com
merce court the house committee oi
appropriations sought TO abolish tina
tribunal The general supply bill TO
the Legislative, judicial and executive
departments OF the government Is
wholesale attemp: at reduction OF gov
ernment expenses.
Led by Uncle Joe" Cannon an'
prompted by the ox-speaker's deciara
ton that congressman was reall.
entitled TO more compensation ant
perquisites than he now enjoys, tn
. house, L. q vote c: il0 10 i3. vote
down a scheme to reduce their owl
mileage from 20 cents a mile to
cents.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
EQUATOR Samblcs
0OO VcfOrD.

vi trcr at SenOtor Gamble baroe
loicuuomlneres iom 6orrnCoe Siatrrs
Sennior. III be ire DtGuo tror pl
Seuatur Gamble rr bcOn QuOllncCrtt.
pQ melt aHiGarslul0. Snn bar ben
Sor0el AZ Nrturenbeo. 90 bar dliio
uUret cn grunOig Nrbsioer Spo ID
ioids ,inttrrsic. Gen burilae VGrt
OIL lloritlinU AZ port e9et Roberls
6ouniD, ,illl0emCo Nobnin9en al dn'
ore ReicrnniionCr / SpO 8atotd, liUIs
oes urrmeli ScnutOr @ambles Ans
lirUu0clicr / Scunirt O9 aOngresmdno
SuriC Nuiet. og DC beG9e hur o!iio
pUrct irrmh paa SiposIInlen. naar
SUO Idioias ,iuieresler udr paa
Spil.
NQereoe / 1899 gioroe Srnator
Gamble llotnlt al ReiplutiOner, bporl
ban uotrU,ie lin Spsrbeuisnlug oerpad,
builiet 9ii i9iennem ee9islaturen uGn'
bret, paamiuosnoe aOnaresien at pas
lsre Goue nn9aaeaoe be lelgenoe Su'
better:
|. Eur ct poh' Sprebant Spliem.
,. ,scr 2euorIug al Snterliaie Nom'
merce gopen, lna at 9ipe Commission
SulomuQi Ill at beltcmme rlmell9'
Sutier Tor transport al pdslc9srer
Oa 6rdat, imcllsm be ioritleIliae eta
Ter. OQ QIpc ,inierltet Commerce oom
misiioneu liorre O9 DiOsre 6ulomu9t.
/ 3. 6or gcotagelle al 6rl 0ome'
licao goOen III ale Settlerr paa ontnt
/ liut yano, iom Uar erpGrUet Ueo 5rat'
iater. cler SUerensiOmr meO nogeI
Suoidneriamme
Ienue lioue gop par al lGroeles
0intIgbco iOr be me Seiilere pa
oennc ReiCrnution. lnoCnl port e9e
Roberts 6ounip. Get oar Ell oirsii
geiparelie al 800 Tor bper Settle
iom oioroe ProU pda 1T SGno; o9 o'
ipnes o.. at on life al noaen Gnoe
Njruno cno ionn0puie. buroe Sena
tor @amblc baos tnliCmmi9 Supori
al bele Roberts 6ountDs Seioltnln
Tor iii GlenOala.
Saiennem bnnos prGlloent Wean
lens po Roolspelts Administration
par Senaior Gamble ell lb9rol9 lin
oerlietisr al aominiliratiOneu. "a
. uomgriet par buns Sumurbeioe me
Sol. Rooieuel., at oct Ian liaes me
Relito. at ouerirGoe 3lllie. at be
Ito lom Roolspsli iraitoo III 6mbet
iom grGiloent. iOr,aIie ban @dmb
lin CpriGti1s gsuuorina icr ham. lol
Wano, Og icm en- reo,li9 6G9ter. ia
{ WGuo 0ongresisu hob nGrmere I
. Rooiepelt, / be iiohe iite Mar al bar
5ieueIic. eno SenaiOr @amble 9iors
9 oa , 9seiicnoslic al bans Samarbeio'
: uotrpite Rcoiepelt i'm Fris. al bar
!. Samdrbsioe.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

H,Yresentatiyes OF the International
Paper company. which controls thirty.
six paper mills, and the international
Brotherhood OF Papermakers. reached
tentative agreement, II was an
nounced, as TO the wage scale and
working conditions OF paper mill EN-
ployes, subject 10 ratification by the
directors OF the international Paper
company.
In q battle between the state police
and crowd estimated at between
1000 and 1900 men at Minersyille. Pa,
four men are known TO have been
shot and three probably fatally
wounded. II is believed that dozen
or more others were also struck by
bullets.
Fourteen hundred brewery workers.
constituting the union employees OF all
the brcweries and brewery agencies
In Kansas City, went on strike follow
ing the failure of the brewery COM
panies to grant demands for Increased
wages and a revised working schedule.
Strike ballots have been sent to
3OO. 900 members OF the Federation OF
Federations TO determine whether the
shopmen employed on forty-seven
railroads west and south OF Chicago
shall strike in sympathy with the men
now out on the Hartman lines.
A riotous demonstration made By
foreigners at Olyphant Colliery No. I.
Delaware and Hudson company. ut
Scranton. Pa. resulted In the killing
OF George Robaresky. fourteen-year-
old boy, by the state troopers.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

bapi Ell Su9 6curiet. cl tlbt ben,
ol plr otr'or ltie tomptitnt I'll di ub,
'sre l!ue Eager Tor otn Stllllul ban
leaer. pl lortldrcoe lad. dt ban baps
DC eu Sag imoo RObrrts 6ountu.
hpllttu ben uupUrCnoe Stats NoOca
lat hdpOc Irtmlilllct at Snucn Al 1903
l0rldngit. at dle ReluInlrr 'or ct
Nanoreoc Collars tller ppCr mddttc
dperttrt*. o0 at ban lNOrlen'om par
ocrmto uor a. 6ourt
yil lOurs oct ipr mll. cnoltlenot
lea litr rr nplru AGpptit at Sr.
,SUrQtulcu = Clrt &Iouesbpro duldd.
cuoc 0Cnuc Sad buroc bCuIlc. dt ban
buroe bduc ulOn en- idIoUn llmpel
SlnQ lnm bette. uncu At oct uIr ueos
ueuOi0t at briuNr til Hourtct. mco
CmtonuinNcr. ell lddNGn Sd9. Tla
oere lluOcrisQellcr oil uilc. o0lnO al /
iionr Sermin AZ Nourtct bauoc Nr.
SoraCulOn oppC lOr NOuuici. rN table
inn Eager. lille cn lom ban lG0or.
~ oisie oar tie Eager moo Rcbcrts
6cuntp. ~ ol@ie inn Eager unr lem
al oem prspti Tor ell Sum. pl uiir =
5iliUlncr blrriicrrnr TOmmerCu at
Nmnrn br,iemtt Snm lmco ,Nnr0Cnr
ions SlIcr. Sctc n,ttrIllt 1t en-
hutr Sdligrcr tnbCr nUd a. 'tnt
SaUtr hpurttl: m.l 1t ca 5ira
Ter ilhJ bwrrNtl, : va en- S'umn
a. Eomt t3 l'tt mlEl t.mmr ld1
luu0t 'am al NUUcl. mro ~ rnclt,
Al lDp. luur3 UiI tot lrrmtlri. SCI
beullrr eli ~ to iWd; cnttl mdd en
luu0lu uUrr a,0clt5 u1OliIQ 'um <d0
ierer. cllrr liJ tdQcr ban Oudo @uQ
ion bcln. bdlC lrdnocn lom brlnQcr
SuOrn bur 0g luueonc Ftnae, ~
oil iert >na. Set lunCs enc ploere
no for mia Tom en- nardn Frote alter.
cnt,n en- il0cr oet enc <Un pna @as
gen eller nd duoct. it, oil uTre oEn
rettc Nfdno Tor en- ldd dIpnrstulo
Fult
otter at bs,, Nr. SorAcn'on ) Sole.
Ian lc0 umulll nnnerlGitt en- luaodn
WdnO lor bette nnlpGr@luioC embeoe.
Id mmOit TOM bulht lorluuqcs al
en- Suier e. SdnbhC0. Sea Tan lille
unoci clio ioruuOyC@ npcr at cn 'dds
ban Wdu0 Ian lllo 20 tolc 'dOodni
Sui I'll en- intelligent Npr'dmllnQ. %
utnte oetc. lluoerlisttclit. en- buroe
iOCimiuohii Ojuc iiut ijIbarcrt Sr0tt
ior ulmluocilQ Norhuno Sea bar
id1t bet olte ol 'iAtr Ort M At otn
SiillmQ lem ,SurQculrn ieQCr. ncmli9
Stnis NOputdt. cr ben Olutlui.t Stlls
line GouniDi. huor Hmbeo3mnhoen
bar lad me1ei at Qlere meO lioQlltcrne
lom oruuc. Ncr irGnQes eu Wino,
meo iprn 2Srlilbeo. ldd 900 Vchsms
mrlic, on ennu!Oert at ban cr Ell Qoo
2louoiat. gjicO glgillc.
Gu NbOnnCni
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

The petition In the United States
district court at Trenton, n. j., Tor
an Injunction to restrain the United
States Steel corporation and a num-
ber OF its subsidiary concerns from
destroying books and papers which
might be used In evidence In the suit
OF the government for the dissolution
OF the steel corporation was dismissed
except as to the American Steel and
Wire company. one OF the steel cor
poration's eubsidiary concerns. The
court held hat no evidence had been
offered that such destruction is threat.
ensd.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

Sor su COB altsnHnesrboIOuna bsr
man saa paa Unique lbea'r Ser Iorepi'
les yusbillcosr ira Sanb oa lNap oa ttinse
al DC bebne elIltOsr iom Ct ot 'oa Set isr
uo I'll Of Dlr ,Nobniou lOriiadr nuniisn
lom SpsIaier TOT ellsberut tomnsr lrsm
paa Iuasu lOm ON be par lepence. Ter sy
mt prosrrm bpsr aitsn mso COB Nnni os
iuuarersOs eonss al Riis Rsnnsr Ell al be
bebhs mulltalift 5oisntu Sisie'on. sao
o. bsr oa le. Snosanssipriisn CT 10 Gents'
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
Sf)S

+. Il. h. Hewlett, president "i
hr iirw.,ii Hide and Fur Co..
If Rapid city. WAS arrested a,
Billings. Mont. on the rharg" "i
forgery IA tn, first degree. IlrW
lett Is charged with having rorg
II another mans nam" 10 u wolf
bounty r"rtifirnt". the papers III
the ease being issued at the In>tt
CATION of Attorney General John
son
Paul Brtz has confess Il {" th'
burning Of his home in Fault
county. in order 10 gci fla" IN
surancc money and has been IA.
ken 10 the prnitrntiary nj SIou>
Falls 10 serve SiX months sen
toncc. According to th" ronf"N
sion. young Brtz st fir" +" h'
homn at IN" inStioation of Ia
father. who has sine" committee
| suicide.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

y company OF Boy Scouts has
been organized at Lennon
-SDS-
The commlsSlu' form ui cIty
government is now IA full force
at Waterfowl.
-SDS
The EaStwuodS are again IA
control of the Natcrtown Her
aid after han ing disposed oi
the paper twice within the past
year
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
Syo Oafota.

> w oul OlQ.
-
r"'.N WIZ nave III ali"I'a
eNl''' '''''''' '''nl'
SIS
MILWAUKEE, system
sDS--
Lester I Turner, Il resident
VI "'""" "''"'H >''''' 1901 y
''''"
SDS
The \. T. Lows pool hall At
| " Ilmot a., uaIriaiIN DESTROYED
by ilrr
SDS
Il"r~r u1l"rs haze commenced
operation, "A Perkins county
SlDS-
The state Dental Association
| h .Id if, annual meeting IN Sioux
Fall. tbs week
-SDS-
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ho,.. &, a.. ,.;.;,;r. ,f n.,.l.
mo.
SDS
p,.,,. t,..,.,. .r;o,.J , han.
an, -, .,.nx E,Ii.
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\ >p'''"l 'N'i'' ''l'''"h "' 'fi''
'ai'> '"f ""''' >'''' I" tue "''
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c"hfI al II'If' .i Jun -
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filt''h hlh'I'i "'i'' ~ ''''''
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" - 'l'In q '' VI ',ln '',''.
county lh' none 81 81. " '''',
Will giNr 4 m1J"fiiN i"' t''h" "
Byrn Tor governor
-SDS-
Four rr.m,u,n, pV com.
ra,,,o,. ,.,.r. ,..u.bt - IA. art
or u.;,u -, am foot .,;r. ~ pi.l,
,,l I.I. ami ,,,r,. ,,.r..tll J.,
49, , ,.a,1n ~. lod ,
49,, 49, Nya,I.a,. a,l ,.,r, r,url
,,;l,,. o,,I ,o;l ,r. or 81
-SDS
An automobile belonging lo T.
A Cur,i.s or Aberdeen. wa, Hr
m,Iisbrd by tbr cyploSion of th,
,osoI;p, tank ou thc roaIl b..
twoen Crotop and Aberdeen Luck
;l,, tb, owner hou strpp,d ont o'
,L, oor . moment bofor. the .x-
nIos;on ncnnrrod and csron,d nm
;,,naJ
enc
-, ,,.
""N' va ''' =, ,a
rum ! '"' 'r"' "H' " ~
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
-SI)S
~l)S -

Irggmrn broke INTO the post
office at Condo. blew open the
safe and carried away 80 in
cash and $500 IN stamps They
are Silll AZ large.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

More rain fell in South bako
ia during April. this year, than
has fallen during any April
since 1891 The total rainfall
for the month. according To the
Huron weather bureau WAS 3I6
inches
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
SIDS

Four prominent Day 'nani.
farmers were caught IN the ac'
Of using Il 300 foot Scinr IN II"k
crcl lake. and were arrested hi
the came warden. Thy Had =
trial at Waubay and were ioun''
guilty and paid = fin Of 80
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16
SI)S

An automobile belonging io i
A. Curti,S. of Aberdeen WAS av
moliShrd by the explosion of the
gasoline tank on the road b,
tween Groton and Aberdeen. Luck
lily. the owner had stepped ont O.
the ear n moment before the rX
plosion occurred, and escaped I'm
injured.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1912-05-16

Immigration Commissioner DEE I,
has trimnrJ from New York viii
contracts signed hy The Officers
Of Il, Ru>Slau-Amrrlcan '"Iun
zation Company H. lo.at" 2,uW
Russian families ia South Dakota
lhr immigration rummlS~l"iI"i
ia, also .Dcui'd contracts 'pr
the sale of $4,000 arr"s ui .td
land tu these people
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

An English sailor. recently arrived
m New York, tells a startling tale OF
his capture at the hands Of a band 81
babboons. He proudly says thoy treat.
ed him like a long lost brother. Some
people can be proud OF almost any
thing.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Perhaps it is true that the express,
sion. mind your p's and as" origf.
nally referred to pints and quarts II
the ancient ale house score. but the
advice has been given innumerable
Zines Id composing rooms to young
uaen learning to set type
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

A Connecticut man lost his horse,
and after exhaustive searching found
the missing animal in an orchard ly'
ing beside a pile Of cider apples In O
drunken sleep. The snake stories OF
the season sound monotonous after
this.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Burglars who blew open a. & safe In
~, u. =. s IA got Only nine
cents. 1T must be that the Indiana
authors are sending their manuscripts
by freight.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

A Chicagoan has gone crazy count
ing money, but good many people
would be willing to contract that form
OF insanity IL the money were only
their own.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

"a man is middle-aged at co." says
Lord strathcona According to his
version Of 1t, most men never out
grow their infancy.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

A portable wireless telephone has
been invented In England. In the III.
ture a man will have no excuse for
failing to telephone when he keeps
dinner waiting.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

The latest fish story is woven about
an ocean liner which is said to have
caught string OF fish through its feed
pipe. Those nature takers always
manage to find new way to spring 1t.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

The players In the post-seaso.
games each got more than the aver
age college professor gets for profess
ing whole year. So long, however
as the professors are content nc
harm is done.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Partisan fashion experts tell us that
within few years men will wear
knee breeches and powdered wigs.
Evidently they do not know the diff.
ference between men and persons.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

A Chicago man has been sentenced
to walk the floor with his baby for
two hours every night. He may con-
slider himself lucky be is not the
father of triplets.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

A man in New York was sentenced
70 an hour In jail for shooting the
sweetheart who refused to marry him.
why the girl was not punished for
being shot was not explained in the
judicial process.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Chicago clergyman tells us that
the average man can tell all he knows
fin seven minutes. but We are willing
to lay odds that 1t takes him more
than seven minutes to preach Ser
mon.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

A German scientist comes to bat
with the claim that the soul is not
immortal. Ve repeat his remark
merely to start an argument. We
hate peace.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Although the back-to-the-farm move
ment has not made great Roadway In
this country, it may soon be given
good boost by the Manchus In China.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

II a show is immoral an arrest may
be made without a warrant by po-
liceman. II show is dull the pun
lshment ia left to the public.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Brooks comet is said to have two
tails, but people who stay up late
enough to see 1t generally are able to
see two comets.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

A man asks divorce after getting
his own breakfast for twenty years
though this may not solve the break
fast question.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Mexico having bought 500 pianos
from a Chicago firm, we may look for
q long period of unrest across thS
border.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Last year the United States made
gill, 100000 worth Of soap, which
ought to put ug right up next to godh
q uess.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

'"The tip Is an insult" says the Chi
cago Record-Herald. Insulting the
walter then Is what keeps travelling
men poor.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

AS for scientific management on the
farm, please note the case Of the Colo
RADIO hens which laid more eggs when
clad in neat little coats and caps.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Once upon time there was deet
hunter who died natural death, but
that was in the olden days when men
used the bow and arrow.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Horses have to smile q little when
they pass a blalketed automobile en-
gine.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Wellesley college girls are said to
have earned So as bootblacks. bus
what boots 1t?
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

The happiest people are those wne
haven't time to hate anybody.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1912-01-13

Winter should take care lest "
wear itself out prematurely.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-14
NEW BOWLING LEAGUE
TO BE FORMED THIS WEEK

Two new bowling leagues will be formed
IN Omaha this week. Both leagues will
use the new Morrison alleys. A meeting
win he held TUESDAY night to formulate
the five-men team league and the three
men team league Will meet Wednesday
night to organize.
Some Of the beet bowiers IN Omaha will
be In the two new leagues. The hig
1esgne. or the flve-men league. will get
many of the BOWERS who are bowling
in the Mercantile and the Omaha leagues.
The fiva-rnaa team lsagne will comprise
the foisSw4sx teams: ElkE. Sisteiss,
Omaha Field club. Saxon Brans. Reios.
Wroth's SPECIALS. Woodmen OF the World
and the eker Shoes. The three-men
team leagGS will b. made mp OF the fol-
lowing teams Bnandeis M ! and No. 2,
German Home No. and Eo. :. American
Printing company and the Farrei syrups.
There are rtiil two more franchises to
be sold and there are several applicants
Tor these. The fiembers Of the fie-men
team iearnt rolled IN the city tournament,
and gae good accounts Of thsnscles aud
Il n thought that the class OF bowling
pa, No By these teams will be equal 10
any league In the city