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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
The Up-to.Date Child.
Papa-Well travel in Sunderland.
Kid-Then we'll go in sleepers.
In,norfant 10 Mothara
An Obstinate Theorist

30 Struthers is a reformer, isn't
he?"
YES" replied Farmer Corntossel.
"but he's one Of those reformers who
don't get anywhere. He'll stop lot
o. men who are tryn' to fix a mudhole
in the road and get 'em all worried
over his suspicious about what's bein'
done in Wall etreet."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
GettIna AeoIImatIzed.

Old Man Hardput made his home IN
Havana after Ming many unregen-
crate years in the north.
WHAT ever brought you to Hava-
na?" was the mutual query.
"Damfno." chuckled the chap who
knew of his past performances. TN
less he realizes the sands are running
out and wants to get acclimatized. -
From the Times Of Cuba.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Housework is a Burden

Doan's Kidney Pills-nothiug to injure
nor cause habit. Delicate women
can use them with perfect safety.
The following case Is typical OF the
cures effected by Doan's Kidney Pills.
Grateful testimony is the best evi
dence:
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Valuable Hint From Germany.

Many industrial firms In Germany
provide their workmen square pieces
of cloth for cleaning purposes instead
of the cotton waste that is usual here.
The scheme has the advantage OF econ,
omy.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

81 see, Mary, that in our city there
is one policeman for every 52l inhabi
tants." said the lady of the house
Don't know. and don't care" was the
maids reply. I've got mine already
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Coming to Herself.

Pc occasion DR.. Francis War
trying to bring back to con-
fs a woman who had had a
stroke. His efforts seemed
be in vain. For a long time
fances were only the rawlings
pm, but all at once she sat up
hnd, looking straight at Doc
per- she cried out; "Oh, you
d mani" "Ah," said Doctor
eheerfully, nov she's begin
alk seneel"-Pearson's Week
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Mo FavorItes.

Definition of boarding house straw
berry shortcake: A circular solid,
every point In which perimeter is
equidlstant from the strawberry
Eyerybody's Magazine.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Business 10 Blame.

THAT fellow uses shocking Ian.
guage."
"You must excuse him; he's tele
phone lineman."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

Tom tried to hide at first that he
was going to try and borrow money,
but he made such transparent ad-
yances for the loan of ten dollars s."
"kh see; sort OF X-ralse."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Another Evil.

Willls-"I see fellow in New York
took out s25O,OO0 insurance on $500
worth of goods Gillls--"That's
nothing. know lot of fellows who
carry $4,000 life insurance on 30
cent life."-Puck.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
HypocrltaI.

How is the moral tone of this com.
munlty?"
1T is sounded with the loud pedal
on"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Surplus Of Stock.

What do you think OF this bride
having 5000 guests at her wedding7"
81 wouldn't invite SO many. I
wouldn't care to get three or four
thousand pickle forks"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
rrv Itcrv III

III at FIRST you don't succeed, cry,
cry again"
That's the way to got gown from
he horrid men
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Mother oays Sweet Powders for Children

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Relieve Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething
Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and
are pleasant remedy for Worms. Used by
Mothers for "a years. They are so pleasant to
take children like them. 2Asy rersr yah At
ali Druggists, ajc. Sample FREE. Address,
A. S. olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. ADV.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

You cannot climb the ladder of sue
cess any faster by stepping on the
fingers of those you are passing
Anon.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Wifely seorn.

80 you're peevish about buttoning
my gown, eh?"
lie only grunted
why, my first husband also but.
toned my shoes and my gloves"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

A man may never discover how *.
norant he is il he doesn't try to tell
his wife how to run the house
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

Truth is stranger than fiction. II
you don't believe it, have an amateur
photographer take picture OF you.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

Poets are born, not made. Conse-
quently Adam, with all his other faults.
couldn't have been a poet.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion, ,allays pain, cures wind colo ,25c botueAs
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Absent Treatment.

Now people are being advised to
choose dress to match their souls"
with good many people that will
be like a bald.headed man choosing
clothing to match his hair"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Keeping Her Word.

"Did Alice make a name for herself
as she said she would do?"
"Uh'huh. Alyce"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

days; provided, that notes, drafts and
bills drawn or Issued for agricultural
purposes or based on live stock and
having a maturity not exceeding six
months may be discounted In an
amount to be limited to a percentage
of the capital of the federal (regionaD
reserve bank, to be ascertalned and
fixed by the federal reserve board"
The elastic" Element
The new treasury notes, which are
TO furnish the elastic" element In tho
currency system, and to add to the
country's circulating money in time Of
need, will come into use In the follow
ing way:
The notes will be printed by the gov
ernment, with distinctive style for
each regional reserve bank. One OF
the three directors named by the fed
eral reserve board for each regional
bank will be known as the federal re-
serve agent" for that bank, and sup
ply OF the notes will be placed in his
custody.
Should regional bank desire to
pay out more money than its cash re-
sources will permit. the law provides
that 1t may put some of its redscount.
ed commercial paper into the hands
Of the federal reserve agent, and re.
ceived in return the new treasury
notes.
For each note that It puts out into
circulation, the regional reserve bank
must set aside in gold 40 per cent. OF
the value Of the note as a guarantee
for It's redemption. This gold, with
the commercial paper held by the
federal reserve agent" is the pro-
lection behind the new money; but
these notes will also be guaranteed by
the government and may be redeem
ed in gold in the United States treas
ury.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
The Alternative.

DO you ever, my good woman, casti-
gate your children?"
Never, ma'am. ! only wallop 'em.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01

The fruits Of industry do not grow
on every family tree.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Counter Complaints.

MY wife treats me like a dog"
Il wish my wife would treat me as
she does her Pom"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Not Tha. Kind.

"Toothache, eh? Why don't you get
the nerve killed.
II haven't the nerve"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Thoae Amhluuous rltles.

tonight?"
"'The Dynamics of Truth"
81 see. The lecturer is liable to
talk about anything. everything or
nothing"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Reserve Required.

Each regional bank, under the act
must keep reserve of S5 per cent. OF
the deposits 1t has received, besides
the 40 per cent. gold reserve behind
the treasury notes 1t issues. II the
gold reserve behind the notes falls be.
low 40 per cent. a heavy tax is I'M
posed on the bank, which in turn adds
the tax to the rate 1t charges member
banks for rediscounts This was de.
signed to stop an overexpansion OF
currency. In times of sudden stress
the federal reserve board can suspend
these reserve provisions, in order to
furnish quick relief TO any commu.
nifty.
one regional bank cannot again pay
out the notes of another, except under
a heavy tax. These notes are expect
ed to return to the regional banks and
be withdrawn from circulation when
the need OF their use passes.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Take Up Bonds.

None of the existing forms Of cur
rency except the national bank notes
will be disturbed by the new law. The
United States bonds, now used to se'
cure the issue of national bank notes,
are to be taken up at the rate OF $685.
100000 a year by the regional re.
serve banks and new treasury notes
or short term three per cent. bonds
will take their place. National bank
currency is expected gradually to re-
tire.
The federal reserve board will exer.
else final control over the entire op.
Grafton of the system. 1t can compel
one regional bank to loan to another
in time of need; can suspend all re.
strictions surrounding the reserves
which regional banks must hold, and
can remove directors Of regional re-
serve banks whenever 1t is believed
necessary.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
Banks In Control.

While the banks retain control Of
the boards of the regional reserve
banks, their connection with the fed.
eral reserve board 10 only through
an advisory council, made up of one
representative from each federal re-
serve district. This council will meet
in Washington to confer with the fed.
eral reserve board ION general bust.
ness conditions" and to make recon.
mendations and suggestions concern.
Ing discount rates, note issues, and re-
serve conditions.
An important change in national
banking methods embraced in the new
low will permit all national banks ex.
cept those in New York, Chicago and
St. Louis to make direct loans on five
year farm mortgages up to 25 per cent.
of their capital and surplus. or up to
one-third of their time deposits.
Another provision In the law per-
mits national banks having a capital
of $1,000,000 or more to open foreign
branches. Similar authority Is given
to the regional reserve banks, the pur-
pose being to facilitate the develop
ment of American trade abroad.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-01-01
REAL ESTATE

FOR sALE-7i A. Mr.. sTARKEY, ROAM
oke Co.. Va. 50 a. cult. 8 r. house, out
bldgs. fruit T. Harvey, Eas, Radford. Va.
10 a. cult, r. house. barn. outbldgs, orch.
stock. etc, c. HOWARD r. 2, Hobbs Md.
FOR SiLE--lf6 A. IN BEDFORD co, ,YA.;
so q. cult. house, outhldgs, orch, etc. Addr.
r. l.. WINNER. 9l7 $. 7th St, Coshocton. O.
FOR siLE--ii0SPIrALA AND SANITARIUM
Ideal location. Well paying. estab, ttade
Wen furnlthed 30 r.. all mod. cony, Adapt
ed for hotel, Easy terms. A. s. B0GGS. NJ.
ID. ssdM Capitol ST., Charleston. w. Va.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20
Gently sst tno-rUsniy eiesn.e ara reg
Ils'- your S'onser. Liver ara
bo~e's ~h,e yog siees.

That .Nful sourness. beIchinr ~
acic ana 'ou' Ls,es that pain Ia n.
PIT Of the stomach. IN" heartburn.
ncrs business. nausea. boating after
eating. feeling at iullness. cikZipess
and sick headache. means Indigestion
a -d.sordered stomach. which cannot
be regulated until you remove the
cause. II isn't you stomach's fault
Your stomach is "a good as any
Try Cascareis. they cure iudigss-
ton. because they Immediately cleanse
and regulate the stomach. remove the
sour. undigested and fermenting food
and foul gases: take the excess bile
from your liver and carry of the de-
composed waste matter and poison
from the intestines and bowels. Then
your stomach trouble is ended for
ever. a Csscaret tonight will straight
en- you out by morning. lo-cent box
from any drug store will keep your
entire family feeling good for months
Don't forget the children-their little
insides need a good. gentle cleansing.
too.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

Throughout northern West Virginia
and Eastern Ohio the various auto
clubs. farmers and other good roads
advocates have united in a movement
for improved highways. Within the
next few weeks a number OF meetings
will be held for the purpose OF outlin.
Ing plans for tho coming spring and
summer months. Many prominent
speakers will be secured 10 address
these meetings with view of Gre
ating much enthusiasm In the pro
posed plan.
Residents OF Sand Hill district have
formed Good Roads League and
practically every resident OF the dis
trict. man. woman and child, are mem.
bers. Sllas II. Davis, Henry c. Burn
has and George l.. Folmar are the
officers OF the league.
Good road advocates will hold a
meeting in Bellaire on January - Cor
the purpos" o. forming "A similar
league. Many prominent Ohio good
road doctors will deliver addresses
Marshall county has taken an active
interest In good roads Of late ard
has succeeded in getting now road
opened 10 the Pennsy lvania state line
and better roads throughout the coun
- Pip'hf 'pAllls - NOV lar btnlu0
and they hope 10 have number oi
improvements made during the. spring
Until the county commissioners act
on rhe bond proposition to complete
all unimprovPd highways Ohio county
will take no further action in the
good roads proposition. However, II
r. generally thought that the bond IS
sue will be- submitted 10 the voters
and will carry.
\ new worlds record Tor nonstop
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20
NUMBER OF GOOD ROADS MEET.
iNcs TO De HELD SOON.
Northern Pan Handle United In Move
ment-cossip Among Owners and
Manufacturer
JANUARY.

January 20-Annual Automo-
bile show in Madison square
Garden. under the auspices OF
the Automobile Board OF Trade
formerly the Association OF
Licensed Automobile Manu-
facturersl. Annual meeting
OF the Society OF Automobile
Engineers in New York City.
January 22-27-Eleventh an
nual Auto show. under the aus
pieces OF the Detroit Automo-
bile Dealers Association In
the Wayne pavilion. Detroit.
Mich.
January 22-2S-Automobile
exhibition. under the auspices
OF the Rhode Island Automo-
bile Dealers Association. in the
Providence State armory.
January 27 to February 10
Annual show In the Coliseum
and First Regiment armory,
Chicago. Ill, under the aus
pices OF the National Associa-
ton of Automobile Manufac-
turers.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

In the most remarkable demonstra-
ton OF motor truck durability ever
held the three and one-half ton Alec
truck which on Saturday surpassed
It's own worlds record. yesterday
reached the 233-hour milestone.
This truck. In operation for the
United States Express Company since
January 6. is still pilling up the hours
On the rough roads and steep hills OF
New Jersey
During the past twenty-four hours
the truck travelled So miles and reg
istereh 50 stops. reaching destinations
impossible 10y horses
Figures on tine frs, 1853 hours q,
this record holding trucks perform
ance show that total Of 200 stops
and 451 miles was made The gaso-
line consumption for the period was
lS6 gallons
Bulletins displayed I'm the windows
Of the American Locomotive company.
telling Of the progress OF the truck. at
tracted large crowds during the day
bad roads that hurts winter MOTORING.
WITH m. exception ~ short sprint $
abou' tine cities. winter motoring IN
all of the Now England and central
western states. has been chiefly notice.
able by its absence. The past fcw
weeks OF tracing weather have put
crtmp IN country touring and Il ~
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

Count Radcliffe returned last night
from the New York show with his
suit case tlled with posters and cat.
alogues distributed hy various com
panies which had exhibitions.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

Several Wheelineites are in Cali
iornia with their cars and are enjoy
inE the sunshine b. touring through
The winter resorts. Mrs H. e. Franz
heim has her machine at Los Angeles.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

The frightful condition Of the rural
roads has put an end 10 autoing.
Many or the highways ara in such a
condition that II is almost impossi
BILE Tor farmers 10 drive their wagons
over them.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

Some women seem 10 think that a
painted face should 40 with a picture
hat
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

M, ,.,,, -, ,,d ,s d, ..
case,. oi,har ,or sa.Iars ra,,nr, ,n,t
- -, ,,.,. 81.
ar. i,,,nass.hia n, - aon,rar, ~
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barrior 90 I,,,t. co,,n,ry isu,,u
Daaio-s - -, h,sir.a l.. 49,
co,r,ry s,rr~,,r'Ii,,o 80 ,.s,ias I,r;n.,
~ s,,i, ..a,,,s o. 1910 80 ,,,,.a-i
.blv rasor,ad ~ ,na rntIro.ds Tor
transnorta,,o, In eni,a -, ,ba r..
suI,.p, berdicon ho.,avsr Tho orda-s
for 1919 sbinments cor,Inue IN nour
in a, the fac,orIes Tba es,son.s
Or no,.ao-,hy fo.,vra or doy.,o,.
,,erts 70 da,. 60 TO s,,-nrIsin. CO...
sis,.n, ;nco-.sa !, re- a.. To-. csrs
~, tho J-rd.r,I,rg copstruc,ion Sircc
Tho ar, -, Dacarrbor a.. d.ma,ds
FOR ,bis ,vna ~ cor have how sradu.
ally INCREASING FOR exomnIa the
Regal Motor car comnonv renort n
decides Increase &, the cali for cars
~ the I-rderslung tvna as Tho season
b.s ,av,rcad
-
Tn. I.,i,cd c,,,os ri,c cornanv is
onnouncing IN the trad. and "a con
sumers throughout tho country that
,bo ronuf,c,rro and sale a, <ohbv
Traad ,iras j. corrini,inr- as bera,o.
80
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20
Ohio Valley Auto Club CASCARETS FOR A
Inaugurate Good Roads SICK SOUR STOMACH

'nr-- and one-half 'on Al. pass.-.i
'l- Previous best mafA 90 IA hours
l.. % o.. itself
Pot seven daNs and seven utEhf-
this trt'k has been Iu operation r.sh-
iiEl"4sIy for the Tinted states ~
press 'ompany. battling with the
w"rs; hllLNdTds Of the SEASON IL has
maiutaiu-d m. schedule assigned is
M" "xpr"ss company officials ~ has
repeatedly climbed snow-ciad hills
that wer- irnpaseabie for hors. traf-
ne
Tho reliability OF this truck under
conditions that horses could not cop.
with has won pSaise from leading
business men In all parts of the coun-
try.
Striking developments in the de-
sign OF motor trucks and delivery
wagons are revealed by cursory In.
spection OF the 80 different makes
now on exhibition at the Grand Cen
trail Palace automobile show in New
York. With the exception Of a tri.
car van of 500 pounds load capacity
listed at 1895. the light wagons range
from 150pound screen wagon at
S525. TO a number of machines OF 1900
pounds and one-ton capacity. selling
at $515 to s2.100 for chassis only.
Block type motors are numerous.
The Newark. Lippard- Stewart. Modern
and Poss are examples in the light
cars and the Gramm. Atterbury and
Schacht in the trucks. This motor
design lends itself peculiarly 10 COM
mercial work because OF its extreme
simplicity and freedom from external
parts that might BE- "tinkered" with
by drivers wholly ignorant OF mechan-
les. All four cylinders arc cast in
one piece instead Of separately or in
pairs. The water Jacket Is. OF course.
cast with them. and the inlet and ex-
haust manifolds and sometimes the
water pipe on the head OF the motor
are also cast as an integral part OF
the bloc" AS result there Is a
pleasing absence OF attachments and
bolts and nuts.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

roadside yesterday and their owners
turned back. not caring TO risk their
lives.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

The Ohio Valley Auto club. through
Cecil y Robinson. president al the
hoard Of Trade. Is soliciting various
telephone companies IN this state 10
permit erection Oi road signs on tele-
phone poles. and there il every indi-
cation that permission will b" granted
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN PAYING RTEN i?

Don't You want q homer
HaN" YOU anything except rent re-
celpts 20 show FOR what you have paid ,
Wat i IN" total amount you nave
paid for rent
= horl" purchased under our plan
would cost NOu less a'h month than thu
average man - raging for rent. by
adopting our plan you would turn your
rent lnto paying for a home.
The standard Home company give.
the man %; moderate means. the man
working for a salary. the wage Garner.
tho benefit ~ a low rat" - interest. and
long time payments $50 y.er month
with only 50 interest OF unpaid BAL
, me under our plan.
I this company las done FOR Its contract
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

\ new worlds record for nonstop
motor truck service WAS set when the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-20

~ IN and mail the
read. iJV4 Schmul-
or the standard
or az request over
see you
Nat lO65-M.
The Washington herald., 1912-12-10

militia, or at least, so much of it as
accepts the Federal grant of pay, to
the army" ....
There may be a fine point of con-
stitutional construction involved in this
bill, but as the Attorney General as
sents there is a likelihood of the meas
ure being adopted.
But even considering the militia only
as a reserve for use within the Unit
ed States, a good argument may still
be made for Federal compensation for
the extra requirements which Federal
statutes impose upon the force Its Of
fcers and men practically give their
services to their States, as their incl
dental expenses more than equal the
compensation they receive. In some
States the regular appropriation when
supplemented by the sum granted TN
der the Dick bill is still so inadequate
to the maintenance of efficiency that
the officers and men may almost liter
ally be said to work for nothing.
The Washington herald., 1912-12-10

Gossip consists OF the affairs OF others
discussed with superb imagination and
with the brain thrown entirely out OF
gear.
Gossip is produced in the absence OF
any other mental exercise, and forms the
sole output Of a great many brains, which
would be more useful to society in glass
jars A gossip has to talk, and is not
equipped with IDEAS or information.
Therefore, She has to discuss her neigh
bors' husbands, her neighbors' children
the neighbors housekeeping. her neigh
bors' history, troubles, religion, and tenn
per; the love affair of the dressmaker
four blocks away. the extravaganza or
the minister's wife; the past history OF
the young woman who has come 10 town
TO clerk in the millinery store; the awful
story about the young coupI' on the
North Side; the possibility TINT me bank
er's wife's sister intends e. ,Iope with
the janitor of the First MethoIist Church;
the surprising incident ~ the deacon
who came home late and What he is said
to have said to his wifi, and what Mrs.
Browns hired girl is said to have de-
clared that she heard on good authority
intimate that was said in reply.
All Of these things give a gossip great
deal to talk about, and keep her per-
fectly happy and very busy; for what she
doesn't know about her neighbors she has
to find out Mr.. Burns is considered
great detective, but what he doesn't
know about finding things is a plain book
to a hatchet-faced she-gOssip. who can
take one look at a load OF furniture
backing in next door, and announce to