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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

owns an automobile, but he should
not try to exterminate the other 109.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

That Cornell professor who predicts
another glacial epoch must be having
serious trouble with his furnace.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

The man with the outrigger knees
In the street cars is good rival of
the end seat hog.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

A London nerve specialist says that
modern dress is actually killing wom-
en-. Most of EN-, at that, are dying
to be in style.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

IN the time to come the reckless avi-
ator will be arrested for plain disor-
derby conduct.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

An eastern court has declared the
safety razor dangerous weapon, pre-
sumably by a judge who shaves him
self
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14
In a Good Cause.

Johnny, what are you doing?"
"Tryin' to learn the fish in this here
crick what they'll git If they bite on
Sunday"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

A Chicago pedagogue wants girls
taught cooking instead of classics. Bet
he married one of his pupils
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

And If there were no worlds series
OF games how would our baseball play
ers break into the literary game?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

We may have the stingless honey
bee, but the political bee will keep
its singer forever
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

A musical comedy comedian under
oath in New York admitted that he
could not sing There are many 9TH
ers.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

"a spade is not an implement of
wealth" says a Pennsylvania labor
leader. 1t is, if it fills a flush.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

Sometimes a burglar leaves little to
be desired.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

The worst never happens" says
the Toledo Blade. OF course not, 1t
is yet to come.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

Forty thousand people work at max
ing gas in New York city. Now you
know what's the matter with the town.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

The best press agent in the world
ia said to be the girl who has an out
OF town friend coming to visit her.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

A Newark woman tried unsuccess-
fully ten times to end her life. Moth
ting succeeds like sticktoitiveness.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14
EQuiVocai.

Thrifty habits are your friends"
Yes, I suppose a man nowadays Is
known by the bank accounts he
keeps"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

How do you like wireless as a
verb? We rather admirationless it
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14
His Reason.

why did you name your racing car
Rumor?"
Because want her to keep on go
ing"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

If a man and wife are one it is be-
cause they are tied for first place
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

It's dull Sunday paper these days
that doesn't exploit some new dancer
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

my breath was
short and I had
chills and back
ache I took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return Of the
palpitations- Am
now So years old,
able to do lots OF
manual labor, am
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14

Dunn-How pale and careworn Mrs.
Brown lOOksI
Gunn-Yes, she has on her Lenten
complexion
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1912-12-14
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

I took about boxes Of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which I had suffered for years.
had dizzy spells, my eyes puned,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08
How Cold Causes Kidney Disease.

Partly by driving blood from the
surface and congesting the kidneys,
and partly by throwing too muc
work upon them. Foley Kidney Pills
strengthen the kidneys, give tone to
the urinary organs and restore the
normal action OF the bladder. They
are tonic in action, quick in results.
Try them. For sale by Roberts Phar-
macy.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

Ladies should take DR.. SIMMONS
SQUAW VINE COMPOUND for all
irregularities. 1t relieves quickly and
restores natural conditions. Price 81. q"
per Bottle Sold by all druggists.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

George Wittgenfeld, representing
the Chattanooga Brewing company,
spnet yesterday in the city.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

w. c. Burgess, representing me we'll
known Sweetheart" soap, is in the
city on one of his regular visits.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

H. R. Marriatt of Mobile, Ala, i
spending few days in the city.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

J. q. McRee of Atlanta, was among
the visitors to the city yesterday.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

H. M. Sapp, a well-known Atlanti
drummer, was in the city yesterday.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

&. A. Thornwell of Atlanta, spen
yesterday in the city.
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Personal
Mention

A. NJ. King of Macon, was a visi-
tor to the city yesterday.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

The GIynn County Agricultural So
ciety will meet at the office of DIR.
Burroughs on Saturday next at II H.,
for the purpose of electing officers
for he ensuing year and eIecting
delegates to the Georgia State Agri-
cultural Society which meets in Dub
lin August, 1912. 1t is also impor
tant that they take some important
steps to try to exterminate the ground
puppy which is a menace to the Irish
potato crop. A full attendance is de-
desired. W. B. BURROUGHS.
President.
n DEyA CT NV Cao,v
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Follow This Rule

you feeling bad ndpososed time seeing
your may lots of serious trouble worry.
you asebring pres:rpno
direct that filed conscien-
tous
With your doctors diagnosis and medicine
equipped to fight dread disease We fully
to take of the most par ocular prescriptions
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o. J. BEASLEY, Sec'y

Reisner & Cores made big hit last
night at the Grand in their comedy
song and dance act and we feel as
sured that our patrons will require no
coaxihg to see their other two per-
formances tonight and tomorrow
night. The feature Of tonight's bill
will he Mr.. Reisner's song compost
ton entitled when Hiram and Nance
do he Todolo Dance" This is funny
in he extreme, and the fact that
these people carry special scenery
with them, makes their acts more inn
pressive. We know that the world
is full of fun, mirth and laughter, but
we 10 believe these two are among
the pace-setters. Tonight will also
start a series of Desperate Desmond
pictures and we highly recommend
that superb picture tonight entitled
Little Emily and David Copperfield."
Now Let Us Have a Heart-to-Heart
talk with you about Miss Edith Story
of the Vitagraph company and the pic
lure she features in today, matinee
and night, at the Pastime entitled
The Military Air Scout" Miss story,
while not so well known as some of
the other performers of this COM
pany, has charming personalities and
the grace and ease with which she
handles the heroine's part in this ed
ucational drama puts her among the
foremost in her profession. The Mil
itary Ali Scout" is an up-to- date mil
itary drama, full of novel and eXcit-
ing scenes in which an introduction
of The aeroplane and the aeroplane-
gun in modern warfare are seen in
many hazardous and thrilling attacks.
This and two other good ones today.
The Popular Pastime portrays pic
lures properly produced particularly
to please its patrons.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08
A Day 5 Doing
Brii eflv Told

The Weather.-Forecast for today
IN Georgia: Moderate north All
northeast winds; warmer.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

Lenten Services at the Lutheran
church this evening at 7.3O O'Clock
Pastor Epting will use as his subject
at this service, The Liturgy" Those
who desire to know why certain
churches use a liturgical form of SER
vice, and the purpose of such q serv-
ice will do well to attend the yespers
this evening. Services are held each
Friday evening during Lent unto Holy
Week A cordial welcome is extended
to all to have the benefit of these
services.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

WANTED Wanted Wanted =
Five hundred ladies and gentlemen
vltn a capital OF % cents each to in
vest IL that fine oyster supper and
dance at Owls Hail. Wednesday, March
-. BIB
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-03-08

City inances.-Elsewhere in The
News this morning i'll be found :
voluninous statement Of the Gnarcial
conl'Hcn Of me city of Brunswick, as
fcaad by the well-known auditing
lirm q Alonzo Richardson & Co., At
lanta. The report shows the financial
condidon of he city in detail ana
sho lid be carefully read by eyerv
citizen interested in the municioa' ~.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15

MADE FROM LUSCIOUS FRUITS.
Blue Ribbon Vanilla and Lemon Elk
tracts are made from luscious fruits.
pure, strong, delicious. Best and
takes less"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
AN IMPORTANT
MEETING TO BE
HELDTHURSDAY
COMMERCIAL ASSOCIATION WILL
HOLD SESSION IN THE AUDI
ToRIUM OF THE SAN CARLOS
TOMORROW NIGHT ATS O'CLOCK

For the purpose of considering mat
ters of vital Importance to the city and
pertaining to the opening OF the Pana-
ma canal, an important meeting Of the
Pensacola Commercial Association is
to be held tomorrow night at o'clock
in the auditorium of the San Carlos
hotel 1t Is urged that every member
attend and take some interest in this
meeting as the leaders Of the CONNER
cial Association believe that the things
to be discussed are of the utmost i'm
portance to the entire community
The interest that the Commercial
Association is taking In the matter is
shown by the following article which
was prepared for The Journal by the
association:
only seventeen months until the
Panama canal Is opened. Is Pensacola
to get her share Of the trade? What
are you going to do about it7
1T will require $500, 900 900 annually
to coal the ships that will use the
Panama canal The south has AGO.
600, 900, 900 tons Of coal. Alabama rivers
are being made navigable to the
greatest southern coal deposits and
will furnish the cheapest means of
carrying coal The Atlantic ports are
being made ready by vast expenditures
for handling coal. What are you going
to do about it.
The foreign commerce Of the Unit
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15

ed States amounts to $4,000, oo0, 900 an
nually. Ninety-two per cent of il is
carried in foreign vessels at a cost of
$1,000,000,o00 annually. In thirty years
S6,OOO,OO0,000 Of our money has gone
to foreign countries to carry our
freight and passengers. What are YOU
going to do about it9
south America has a population of
l6o, 900 and a foreign commerce of
$4,000, 100000 annually. One-fourth of
the people Of the world reside In
China They are consumers OF cotton
The southern cotton crop in eleven
years was worth $4,000, 000, 900, $4,000. :
100000 more than the worlds output
Of gold and silver during the same
time. A bale of raw cotton is worth
$50; If manufactured II is worth $500.
Had the 160,000,o00 bales of southern
cotton produced in eleven years been
manufactured, II would have been
worth $4,000, 000, 900.
"A matter Of vital Importance is to
be proposed at the meeting of the
Commercial Association to be held In
the auditorium of the San Carlos
hotel, Thudsday. May 10th, at s p. M
It's up to you to decide what to do
with it."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

San Carlos-w. F. Hill, Carriers
Fla; g. B. Thomson, Georgia; w. q.
Clark, Biloxi; l. b. Austin, New York:
Thad Harrison, Colorado; d. c. Camp
bell, DeFuniak; w. II. Cooper. Mobile:
j. w. Murphy, Brooklyn; w. II. Buck
Mobile; John w. Cawthon, City; l. c.
Burlington, Atlanta; T. G. Dickerson,
Dickerson City; Chas Lagman, Mo
bile; Edw. ]. Fuchs, Detroit; II. D.
Foote, Jr., Minnesota; w. M. Holloway,
Tallahassee; w. /. Seasons, Bombay:
G. l. Engle, Jacksonville; Miss Marion
L'Engle, Jacksonville; John H. Powell
Jacksonville; J. p. Parker, Mont
gomery; $. Rigell, Florala; /. r. Ell
bridge, City; l.. d. Stephens, Mont
gomery; T. G. Kinney, Mobile; E. II.
Williams, Birmingham; S. @. Meason.
Detroit; H Mayer, New Orleans; ].
w. Quay, New York; s. r. SANFORD.
New Orleans; F. A. Fredericks. At
lanta; A. c. Finder, New Orleans; ].
H Harkey, New York; T. H. Harthy
Montgomery; Walter Myville, Biz
mingham; r. Finke, Jacksonville;
Chas. Barclay, Lillian, Ala; r. e. l..
McCaskill, DeFuniak.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
Knew His Friend.

Knew His Friend.
Bacon-What would you do II sent
you a message by wireless?
Egbert-H you sent II, I suppose ia
have to pay for it."-Yonkers Statesman
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W|LLENOEAvOR
TO ENJO|N THE
COUNTY BOARD
HENRY M. YONGE EFT AIS FILE
NOTICE OF THEIR INTENTION
TO ENDEAVoR TO RESTRAIN
THE COMMISSIONERS FROM EN-
TERING INTO CONTRACT WITH
JETT BROS, OF MOBILE.

Through the law firm Of Jones &
Pasco, the county commissioners were
notified yesterday, collectively and in
dividually, that on May II, application
would be made to Judge Emmet Wolfe
for an Injunction to enjoin t.. 3ard
from entering into contract Wi Jett
Brothers, of Mobile, the firm to which
the contract for the completion of the
work on the new county Jail building
was recently awarded. The injunction
proceedings were instituted by Henry
M. Yonge ct ais.
r. Pope Reese, county attorney, will
file his answer to the notice before the
time set for the hearing and at that
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15

GIRLS PROVED
A BIG SUCCESS
PLAY PRESENTED AT THE X. OF
C. HALL TO AN APPREcIATIVE
AuDIENcE-HALL WAS CROWD
ED AND STANDING ROOM WAS
AS A PREMIUM.

They come-we saw-they con-
quered. The Advertising Girls" had
laugh in every line, a topical bit in
every jest, an hour and a half of
amusement that left with it delight
full sense Of something worth while.
Every seat in the hall was taken
and the windows and doors were
crowded with applauding, laughing
spectators-every member was ap-
plauded and everybody laughed at
everybody else. For The Advertising
Girls" spared nobody.
But the tests were so bright, the fun
was so fresh and fanciful and the
girls were so pretty that nobody was
offended and everybody voted 1T the
best Of fun making performances.
All about the room ads. demanded
attention and throughout the entire
dialogue firm after firm was brought
to the attention of the audience by
the bright wit of these young women
who had Iahored faithfully for success
the members Of the BUSINESS WON
ans Club OF Pensacola
Where there was so much that was
good II is impossible to make distlnc-
ton. for from the time the curtain
rose on the house party at Magno4la
R1uff TO the close of the real estate
auction hit after hit brought forth
spontaneous appreciation.
The girls were lovely, the music
bright and catchy, and the sunragettes
and the real estate auction cannot De
nassed over with special mention:
THE suffragettes, with their Votes
For Women and the real estate agents
auctioning off the county jail TO the
highest bidder and selling II at last Ioi
az cents. were most amusing.
Woman are said to have little sense
If hunor. The women OF the BUSINESS
yUoman,s Club proved last night thai
tbev have a well developed sense OF
hurnor, and that they have grasp o.
the local political situation, an .lnsig
into municipal affairs, and a fund o.
bright and original local pleasanlrleS
to draw from at will.
There is no doubt but what tne
Rusiness Womans Club has come tC
s+ay. It made a tremendous success
last night in 1.-The Advertising Girls
a success that will be repeated II
| other successes in the future. Tor i
has achieved a place in the public IN
terest that will grow with its growth.
Credit was due to everyone con
neced with the clever little COMEDY
hut to the president, Miss Lucle
| Snencer. and the Jester, MISS sara
| Goidstuker. especial thanks must o.
given. 4,,,1a.
trio-it was so fine. IL you ,nlsse'
.sThe Advertising Girls you VIII no
fail to hear of 1t today Tor II Is TINS
| topic of the town
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
time the matter will be argued before
Judge Wolfe.
The Notice.

time the matter will be argued before
Judge Wolfe.
The Notice.
yesterday served on each of the mem
bers Of the board of county commits
sionerS and upon Jas. Macgibbon, clerk
of the board, was as follows:
In the circuit court of the First tu-
dicial circuit of Florida, in and for
Escambia county. In chancery.
Henry M. Yonge, ct al, VS.. Board of
County Commissioners Of Escambia
county, Florida, ct al.
You are hereby notified that we will
on Friday, May 18th, 1912, at ten
o'clock a. m, or as soon thereafter as
same can be heard, make application
to the Hon. J. Emmett Wolfe, Judge of
the above court, at his Office in the
city of Pensacola, Florida, or wherever
he may be, for an injunction to enjoin
the above named board Of county
commissioners from entering into a
contract with the defendant, Jet Bros.
Contra citing Company, a corporation,
for the completion of the county Jail
building of Escambia county, Florida,
and to enjoin the said Jett Bros. Con-
tracing Company from entering upon
the performance of said contract, and
to enjoin the said James Macgibbon
from issuing, signing or delivering any
warrants, checks, obligations or orders
for the payment Of money to the said
Jett Bros. Contracting Company, under
or on account of such contract.
JONES & PASCO,
Solicitors for Compliments.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
OPINIONS BY
SUPREMECOURT
SEVERAL OPINIONS OF UNUSUAL
INTEREST HANDED DOWN IN
ADDITION TO THE GIBBONS Pc
TITION.
Special to The Journal

Tallahassee, May 1.-THE supreme
court this morning gave down some
opinions of more than usual interest
First thing after the court took the
bench Col. Cromwell Gibbons was
heard on his petition for a writ OF
mandamus directing Hon. W. H. Price
to place his name on the ticket In the
second primary. Chief Justice Whit
field at the conclusion of Mr.. Gibbons 6
remarks announced from the bench
that the court had considered the pc
tition. which was filed yesterday after
noon. and that Col. Gibbons had not
established any case, and that the Pc
tition was denied.
Other cases of interest on which de-
cisions were handed down are Starke
Mathis VS.. State, and Stinson VS.. State
The first named case comes up TAm
Jackson county and is case of q
white man convicted of an attempt
to know carnally a female child under
the age of ten years. The defendant
Starke Mathis, was convicted in the
lower court and sentenced to two
Years I'm the state prison. The supreme
court affirmed the Judgment.
The second case is one which has
been used as test case In the law
enacted at the last session OF the
legislature fixing a penalty to apply
in oil rnisdemeanor cases where nc
specific penalty is named in the act
The supreme court upheld the Judg-
nant of the lower court in this case
which affirrns the act of 1911.
The court is again hearing argu-
noents in the case Of Hull VS.. Burr, g
big land suit, wherein some very
monument legal counsel are engaged
Four attorneys on each side are ap-
nearing before the court this morning
and among the number Is professor
of law from Harvard University.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
BOARD ADOPTS
A SYSTEM FOR
HEATING JAIL
CONTRACTOR WILL BE ASKED
TO SUBMIT y PROPOSALS FOR
INSTALLING WARREN WEBSTER
VACUUM SYSTEM, WHICH WILL
TAKE PLACE OF SYSTEM AL
READY INSTALLED.

After examining the plans and
panies and hearing from their respec-
tive representatives, the board of
county commissioners at the regular
session held last night adopted for use
in the new Jail building the vacuum
system Of the Warren Webster Com
pany, of New Orleans, against that of
the Consolidated Engineer Company,
Of Chicago Both of these companies
had prepared plans and specifications
in accordance with the advertisement
of the board and both Of the COM
panies had samples of the valves to be
installed on hand for the inspection of
the board.
The action of the board last night
simply means that the Warren Web
ster system must be installed and not
that this firm has been awarded the
contract for the work. On the other
hand, his firm does not do contracting,
but simply manufactures and sells
goods to contractors, and the board
will now proceed to advertise for bids
for the installation of this system.
The Warren Webster Company, now
ever, guarantees the job, on condition
that the system is installed strictly
according to the plans and specif1ca-
tons prepared by the company.
: The system which the Consolidated
Engineer Company proposed installing
was the Van Auken system
Other Business.
Last nights meeting was an I'm
usually long one, the reading Of the
minutes requiring fully an hour. How
ever, there was nothing of much in
terest aside from the selection of the
heating system, the remainder Of the
session being given to the hearing of
the monthly reports, the checking of
the bills and payrolls, the reading of
road petitions and other similar de-
tails.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15

spent yesterday in Pensacola, stopping
at the San Carlos while here.
Geo w. G. Clutter left for Panama
City on the Tarpon last night for a
short business trip. He will return
Monday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
TERsELY TOLD.
$500 REWARD

The Journal will pay $500 reward for
evidence SUFFICIENT to convict any boy or
person found stealing subscribers papers
after delivery of same by carrier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15
SIXTEENTH
ANNIVERSARY
BOSTON SHOE STORE cELE-
RRATEs THE SIXTEENTH ANNI-
VERsARY WITH ANOTHER or
THEIR ANNUAL SALES.

Sixteen years of progressive shoe
retailing in Pensacola is the record
of N. G. and Edward Forcheimer, who
conduct the well known Boston Shoe
Store
AS has been the custom for a num-
Der of years, the Boston Shoe Store
celebrates the anniversary Of the es-
adjustment Of the business each year
with a discount sale for the benefit of
their customers and the sale cele-
brating the sixteenth anniversary be-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-15

gins this morning and lasts only two
days. The sales always extend over
a period of just two days as the dis
count offered is a very generous one
and is more in the nature of extending
the compliments Of the store to the
public than a regular sale.
The Journal and the many friends of
the institution extend their heartiest
congratulations and good wishes to the
Forcheimer store.