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Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
NORTH EAGLE.

Hey. oIierron OF Canton filles
his regular appointment at Santa r,
Sunday morning and night. A goot
er.swd attended.
W. ~ Brown and wife spent sun.
day with u. w. McFadin and famil,
soilh u Santa re.
Waiter Beam and family Of HannI.
bal Gre Visiting friends around san.
q Re this week.
Wsiter Drake Of near Santa Fe
rsuha bird dog to Geo. Malone OF
Mexico far $40.
". NJ. Brown. our hnptIing barber
Of Santa re. moved into his new shop
recently. II il a very nice shop.
Charley Baker Of Santa re, is stli
very III with fever.
Butchafing hogs ID the order Of
The day.
Grey Wilson and SON of near Mol
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
THOMPSON.

Wheeler Cant VAS In st. Louis Of
business Monday.
Elder w. ]. Hardesty filled his ap
Tninsment at Liberty Church satur
day and Sunday.
~. e. Pearl and family and Edgar
Henry were in Martinshurg Sunday.
Fl. 7. Cant and son, Ross. re
turned TO Omaha Sunday after spend.
lag several days with friends.
The marriage OF Miss Edna Cant
TO G. 3 Redmond. Thursday. WINS q
very beautiful home wedding, about
fifty friends and relatives being pres
eai. Rey. Ayscue's ring ceremony
@ss haAasEga eAA m~nreaaira
use TO 2 hountifii lunch. The brid-
a party ieft for st. Louis al two
o'clock IN m automobile. amid a.
shower Of congratulations.
Jim Allen has been employed "a A
blacksmith in ceptraiia.
The Modern Woodmen win meet
Saturday night in the Thompson HAN.
~. ]. Decker departed for Een.I
lucky whore he eontemplates %enter.l
Ing the lumber business.
J r. Gatewood shipped two carsI
q tine fat cattle TO St Louis aion-I
DAY evening.
H r. Cant & Son shipped two cars
n heifera Sunday.
joe ccnsidine shipped n a Of
eheep to ST. Louis.
u. T. Cant & Son sold n load OIL
helfers 70 Judge Groves, and one toll
snoot Bros. Saturday at 5000 perl
sgt.
2, II. Egbert is in Maryville hav.
ing his eyes d~octoredby q specialist.
Jimmie shaIn is filling his place as
second trick man.
j. D. Roller Of Oklahoma is ex-
IA operator for the C. & A.
w. p Cant returned to st. Louis
Miss Mildred Henneman has REL
TO Iowa after q months stavl
with her friend. Miss Edna Can't.
Miss saIlie Jesse spent several
Gays last week with his niece. Mrs.
sid Geary.
Mrs. Nellie McKeehan has been
employed to finish the unexpired
term Of school at this place, Miss Ed
"a Cant having resigned.
] l. Allen has returned from Ar-
kansas and reports that his father is
III.
ArH. 7. J. Hoover vino has been
III Is improving.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

Taere WAS d large crowd at Iht
supper at the Christian Church on
Thursday night. About 500 was real
lied.
Dan Hildebrand has been on th,
sick list.
Miss Martha stauffer Is the guesi
OF Miss Mary Allen.
Mrs. Win Rich spent a few days
in st. Louis last week.
Frank okey and Fred Pearson re
turned from Illinois last week whers
they have been painting.
There will be preaching at the Pre-
byterian Church Sunday.
Hick Hofsess' team ran away OF
Monday evening. but did not do any
damage.
Herbert Collins visited relatives
here last week.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
limo lave a new buggy.

limo Lave a new buggy.
Clyde Yong was a Mexico visit
or Tuesday.
Tom Bates Of Perry died at his
he,ea Thursday evening Of cancer Of
the stomach. He had been in Ill
health for several years. He was bur
led 1t South Fork Saturday evening
We oxend sympathy to the bereav-
ed anes.
a ttrge crowd attended the ice
cream aud oyster supper at Santa Fe.
The suppsr was given Thanksgiving
night. and ever $50 was realized,
Charley Baker is some better.
win +. Aaie and Miss Gertie wea-.
yer. both Of near Santa Fe were mar
ried Wednesday at Mexico. The bride
is a pretty young lady and the groom
is a hustling young farmer. We ex-
tend best wishes to them.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
FUNERAL SERVICES or
MRS. ELIZABETH skElIx

The funeral services Of Mrs. Eliz.
abeth H skeily. who died Tuesday
afternoon will be held at the Lattieby
Methodist Church. Thursday morning
at II O'Clock. The body will be
aiken from here at . o'clock.
The pail bearers viii be: Frank
shoup, Henry Smith. Ben Canter.
bury. VIM. Dooiin, John Maxwell and
VIM Frazier.
Mrs. Skelly, who has lived here on.
y a short while. was a dear, Chris
han character, a member of the
Methodist Church and will be- MISC
cd by all who knew her. She Is
survived by the following children:
Y. @. Sicily, Los Angeles, Cali:
Mrs. Ida Elder, Pilot Point, Texas:
Mrs. Kate veerkamp. Neosho, Mo.
and Mrs. Matte Roberts. Of this
city.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
GAM.

Or. Herman and family Of Hunts
vile visited Geo. Gildea ana mother
Thanksgiving.
john Thomas and wife Of Louisi.
ana Mo-. is visiting her father. j
H. Carter and wife.
s. P. Loren made a business trip
to Miiiersbnrg Friday and Saturday.
Green Leach and mother has NOV
ed TO Columbia to reside.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

ny local applications. as flay came,
dsaeh the diseased portion III the ear
Insre is only way 10 cure deafnaes'
ana that y by constitutional ren,edies.
tign OF the mncoHa lining az fha tss,ata-
cnian Tube. When this tube Ii ini|amsd
YOU nave q rumbling sound or f,nnerferf
neaIlng, and when it is entirely pf9sed'
agsa,nsss y the result, and unless the IN
tune restored to its normal eontttion
nearing viii be destroyed forever. nina
sahes ont Of ten are caused ~ cntarrh,
ahseii y nothing but IN infianied condi.
w Will ife fne liunffeaI csfsrS f1Fa ny ease AZ
naaLngss feaqtg4 hy ca taFfhi = III "a fssi.t H. u. "a " "
@ahetIn thste 4end for eirssilFs. frees
s9lf BY Druggists. ISL.
Fake HaiIy hamtiy pits for constiuat,ar
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
MARTINsauRe

Misses Margaret Scobee, OF Mex
leo. Marie T~orreyson Of Laddonil
and Julia Kirk Of wellsviile visited
the the Misses Friedman Thanksgiv
Ing Day.
Ham Wyatt Of New Florence wai
in town Thursday.
Quite a few from here went to St
Louis on the excursion Friday and
Saturday.
Rev. c. II. Window returned "a
bis home In Iowa after several weeks
visit with friends here.
lco, Ella Back OF Weiisviise and Miss
yesper Of Middietown visited Miss
Minnie Pike Friday,
Mise Minnie Pike Is visiting ii
c~entralia.
Miss Adine Martin entertained the
y g 9. girls and their boy friends
With . progressive Rook party wed
nasday evening. Her out-oftown
quests we're Misses Ida Miller. Pauia
Powell and Afitiis Peck and Messrs
Miller. Fred Peck and Carl
Johnson Of Mexico.
The first number d the Lyceum
course was given Saturday night.
the han was crowded In spite
Of the bad weather.
Mrs Lucy Davis has returned to
her home here after an extended Wis
in Galloway county.
Mas lima Wilbur visited reIa.
tiyes in ~5onesburg last week.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
NOTICE or SALE UNDER
DEED or TRTiST

Whereas, Harvey Stewart and Mary
A. Stewart, his wife by their certain
Deed OF Trust dated the sixteenth
day Of September. 1890, duly ac-
knowiedged and recorded
in Recorders office OF the
County OF Audrain and State of Mis-
souri, In Trust Deed record hook z,
at page 47s. conveyed to the under
signed Trustee the following de-
scribed real estate, lying and being
situated in the County of Audrain and
State of Missouri, to-wit:
Eighty acres being the north half
Of the Southeast quarter of Section
three 80, Township fifty f50l, range
ten t10l. West, as per T@asazza
vey thereof
Which said conveyance was maIw,
IN trust to secur the payment oil
negotiable proniseory noE
together with the interest tharednd
and in said Deed Of Trust fh|.h
described. III,
And whereas. said proHissory nk.v
70 secured by said Deed Of Trust
low past due and remsins anpaid
Now therefore G. w. Adams,
ng Sheriff of Audrain County
he time Of the death Of II. A. N "a
its. the trustee named in the d
i the request Of the legal holde
promissorg tote will. satul
he 2sth day Of December A D, II
etween the hours Of . o'clocl4 ia
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

The Mexico Lodge Of the Frater.
nal Order Of Eagles held its regular
election Of officers. on Tuesday
night at the club rooms, After the
business Of the evening. all the
members present enjoyed nm oyster
stew at the orpheum Cafe. The fol.
officers were elected: Worthy
President, Henry Fiusterman; wor-
thy Vice President. Ralph Head;
Worthy Chaplain. Henry Clark; Sec.
Il. M. Saunders Treasurer, G.
,. KEENAN,; Physician, Or. J. A..
Wren; Inner Guard. Silas McDon-
ough; Outer Guard. Rrandekamp.
Trustees, l. p. Mcintyre, p. l. Han
u and G. r. Johnson.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

m. and5 O'Clock p, m. OF that day
proceed TO sell the real estate above
described at public yendue to The
highest bidder at East front door Of
the Court House ID the City Of Msx-
leo. Missouri for cash, to paw said
debt and interest and the costs a-a
expenses Of executing this Trust.
4o-4t Q. ". Adams,
Acting Trustee
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
PROPOSES MONTHLY PENSION
or $1,000 FOR Ex-pREsiDENTs.

ashingtons Dec. }
One Of the first bills introduced
IN the House today proposed to pen
sion all future ~ex-Presidents at the
tate Of $4,000 . month. The biz was
introduced BY Representative Defor-
est, a New York Democrat.
Mr.. D%eforest also asked an appFo.
Driation for the widows of future ex-
presidents at the rate Of $1,000 a
month and a pension for their minor
children Of $500 a month.
A companion BIZ introduced BY
Mr.. Defcrest proposes an amendment
to the constitution TO fix the term
q the President al SIX years and to-
make him ineligible for reelection.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
wilt WRITE or MEXICO.

Col. w. R. Nelson, owner of the
Kansas City Star. was SO pleased
with Artist Chapin's report Of Mex.
leo and his sketches Of the city
that be has sent Mr.. schauffler, who
writes the Missouri Notes for The
Times in the absence Of steve
oGrady, to give the many Interest,"
ing places in Mexico an extended
write-Ep. Mr.. schauffler was the
guest Of the Ledger management on
Wednesday visiting the Power
Co. Plant, Rex Mcdonald and other
in the city.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

We are making very close prices
In each department this week. Can
save you money. Get our prices.
Ricketts, 6 Emmons d @ Co.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
FURS WANTED
Furs,F Feathers,
,Beeswax and
Scrap Iron at the
market price
Sam Morris, at hitch
lot.
FARM FoR SALE.

have for sale 3 loads OF Here
fords, 2 loads OF Angus and 100 head
Of shorthorns. Are all heavy feeder
and In good flesh. They are best OF
quality. Good calves. dehorned. Also
some good yeariings, Address
A, q Wiscorme,
3s-4t Fairfield, Iowa.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

q III UIAAE MNNI U FDt
Financial Condition Of the BANK
OF RUSH HILL ct Rush Hill, State
Of Missouri, at the close Of business
on the 26th Day Of November, 1912.
published in the LEDGER, a news.
paprr printed and published at hex
ico. State Of Missouri. on the 5th
day Of December. 1912.
no. 1872
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
A safe home for savings.
North Missouri Trust Co.
DON'T FORGET

UUN'T FUEGET
to step in and take q look at our
fence pcsts-something new; you
can't help but like them. Strange
one sver thought OF them be-
fore. II a common ~expressiou.
Ferris q cauthorn.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

Miss Mary Buekner. daughter Of
and Mrs. r r, Bucnker, de-.
parted Tuesday for Santa Fe. N.
Mex where she win spend the win
ter With Mrs s~ecnndino Romero.
Miss Mary's many friends In Mex.
leo wish her a pleasant visit.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
The above illustrate

The above Illustrations OF
@eAico appeared in last Sundays
kaasas City Star and 1t Is through
the kindness Of that publication
that We reproduce them Cartoonist
Chaplin. n Of the best in the coun
try, made the sketches.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
CAMERON GIRL WEEDS
PuGILIsT Johnson.

Chicago. Ill.,, Dec. 4.
Jack Johnson. negro puglIist, wa
married this afternoon to Lucille Cam
eron, 70 year old Minneapolis girl
who recently appeared as a witness
against him before the Federal Grand
Jury, where indictments charging
him with violation Of the Mann
white.slave act we're returned
The ceremony was performed a
the home Of Johnson's aged motbe
on the South Side by II. A. ROB.
erts. a negro preacher, III Tie pres
ence Of a few persons.
A crowd Of early 1000 men and
women ed outside the house
and e z Of police was kept busy
NNt rrAn~
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

MooRE's STOVE DEMONSTRATE
The Moore Ranges and Base Burn.
ers save fuel and time. Let Us con
vince you by demonstration Dec.
70. 10 and Ii.
J.. P. Powell.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
See u extra quality room size
tapestry rugs at s11-25.
Ricketts, & Emmons D, g. Co.

J Caps Indian Blankets are the
chosen blankets Of the Indian tribes,
made for them BY .. capDs & Sons
for a generation. You must o them
appreciate the Indian colors and
designs.
Ricketts, 6 Emmons d. d. Co.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

Hiram Stevens Of Pearl, Ill, is
here IN business. Mr.. stevens has
a position with the G. & A. r. R. at
Pearl.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

Have you seen our bargain Gift
toilet boxes. just what you have
been looking for. wrents Pharm
acy,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

Royal Society stamped linens with
floss.
Ricketts, c Emmnns d. O. Co
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

Everything that is new in Talcum
Powder. Face Powder. Perfumes and
Soaps, at Wrenis Pharmacy. d2wi
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

One Of our fine Meerschaum pipes
viii please him Christmas. wren's
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
LESS FUEL AND MORE HEAT.

LESS FUEL AND MORE HEAT.
Is what Moore Ranges and Base
Burners will do. They save their
owners money. Demonstration De-
cember II. fs and IA. Let us CON
vince you.
J., p. Powell.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
aaick EoR aAlF..

We have plenty or good building
brick Or fire brick for sale al prices
that you CANE beat None
better, or cheaper. Mexico Fire
Brick and Gay Company. s4ss
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

Come in Smith Bros Store. Look
Al Bargains.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

started on their con-
soon az the weather
win start. next spring,
81 a.. $i2,600 Carnegie Library
building. Many residences are aisoI
contemplated mapY Of tbsm q Rs WI
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
sorlrE OF SALE D

DEED OF TRUST.
Whereas c. ". Pickett and Annie
Pickett. his wife, by their
certain deed OF trust dated the 18th
day OF March, 1909, du-
ly acknowledged and re.
corded In the Recorders Of
flee Of the County of Audrain and
state Of Missouri In Trust Deed Re-
cord "a at page 224, conveyed to the
undersigned Trustee the following
described Red Estate lying and being
situate IN the County OF A ldraIn and
state Of Missouri. lo-wit;
The Southeast fourth (i-4) Of
the Northeast quarter (1.4) and the
East sixty-fge 1859 acres OF the
North half tl,2) OF the Southeast
quarter 90 Of Section
en- t27l, IN sS%hShip fifty.ors
North, Of range ten fio) waat II
the 9Th p NJ.
Containing IN all one hundred and.
five do5) sores, more or less.
This Deed Of Trust ia made anal
accepted subject to a deed Of tr,,st
dated September LIST, 1904.
in Book q at page 2s2 Of the Trus,
Deed Records Of Aadrain Comfy
Missouri, securing a note for M
Of $4,000 and bearing { Der
cent compound annual interest.
Which said conveyance was mada
rust to secure the payment Of ! car.
ain neeotiablc promlssorY note. WI
Fiih the Interest thereon. ANIL
y Y # Trurt fully described
And whereas, default has beesu
made in the payment Of the intereaa
.ne upon The note mentioned and ~
erioed IN said deed Of trust accor
1g to the terms and conditions thert
NOW. therefore. !, A. Fl, Whituef
lie Undersigned Trustee ID -
nest of tue Issaats fiat i vii . 80
! = - Z zssH ~ u Dsoema
Iss2 Z
the hours Of 800 O'Clock }
4 800 o'clock p. m, Of
j, said real estate At put ~,
!. q The highest bidder
I, he east front door Of the -
county Cont House. IN
i Mexico, Missouri. tor
u discharging the debts
81 said deed of trust. the
due thereon. and the IN
,cuting shis trust. go
! A. II. WHITNEY
Trustee.
la price. Deartngs. bat
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05


Stock and =
y Farm News
q 3
LOCAL MARKET.
New wheat-ts5.
New Corn-4oo q 42c.
New oats-2s and SOC.
n strsw-e4.0o = ton
Good TszaskhJ ana Straw
Hay-sl2.
b d = ,
st. Louis Close
Cattle 5000 including 1900
southerns. Natives steady.
Hogs-fo.oee. Steady.
Mixed and butchers TAO q IT'S
Good heavy 7.66 a 755
Rough 100 a TAO
Light T.4o a ITO
Pigs $50 a 100
sheep 5000 steady.
Chicago close-
wheat Dec 81 is D May 90 IL A
yuly 81 IS b
Corn Dec ~ SIS May IS 81 A July
- IL q IS
Oats Dec 81 50 May 80 IS . July
lss Is
Jan. Pork 1927 a 80
Jan Lard 1887
Jan RIBS 1929 q rs
THE vANDEvENTER COMMISSION
co. is ALWAYS IN THE MAR
KEr FOR POULTRY. BUrTER
AND EGGS. GALL US Be
FORE YOU SELL. VII
MUTUAL Phone s-CrTy Phone s25
r. A. HIghtshos q Co.
For Poultry and Esq Prices,
a wire from Tom Bass. who IS at
tending the international Stock show
In Chicago states Rex Chief A won
the first prize in the stallion class
at the show.
John Marshall. wife and two chill
dren are home from a pleasant visit
in steinmetz.
W. Smith Jones. near Holiday. has
a cataipa plantation about ready for
the az. There are 5000 Of the trees,
some OF them are as big as a tele-
phone post while others are not yet
large enough for use. Every farm
er should devote an acre to this best
OF all post TIMBER says Mr.. Jones.
@And II he viii set aside ten acres
OF good land to 1t be win realize a
big profit in IL or IS years, The
yeariing plants cost Sc q thousand
and 1900 can be grown to the acre.
At maturity there would be at
least 1000 posts to the acre. worth
0y that time Csc a post. a total Of
$3.50 an acre. After cutting the tim
Der another crop can be grown from
the same old roots in q very short
time. The hardy or catalpa speciosa
is the sort TO grow Paris Appeal.
The department of Agriculture,
Bureau Of Plant Industry. Prof. d.
A. Brodie, Acting Agriculturalist in
charge. Washington, DC, Is endeav
oring to get In touch with those far
mers who have been keeping a def
mite record OF their farming opera
tons. This department 10 particular
" interested Just now in studying
the relation between the type Of
farming practiced and the mainten
ance Of soil fertility. The depart
ment stated that In order to find out
study the operations on a great
many farms. for q number Of years
back.
u viii greatly AID In this study II
such farmers as have been keeping
4 record win send their names 10
the department. The information de-
sired Is a. follows: First, the crops
that have been grown for a num-
Der Of years; second, the order In
which these crops have been grown;
third, the quantity and kind Of fertii
izer which has been applied to each
field during that time, fourth, the
Yields Of the vraious crops from
year to year.
Whatever assistance the farmers
who keep this kind Of record @anI
give the department win be greatly
appreciated by those In charge.
1
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
BENTON airy

Fern dishes. csc up. bearings
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05
SUBSCRIPTION
BARGAIN

We viii send you the Mexico
Weekly Ledger from now until Jan.
], 1914, for $500 cash IN advance.
This gives you the remaining por-
ton Of 1912 free.
Reliable market reports, stock
news and notes. the best corps Of
county correspondents Of any journal
this section County news is a
leading feature Of the Weekly Led.
ger.
TO NEW SUBSCRIBERS ONLY
k. M. WHITE & SON.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

sTRAYED or sToLEN-one white
weight about 400 lbs. c. o. Ju-
aifa. Il. D. No. 4. Mexico. NO.
2.2t wi
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

STATE or MISSOURI. IS
County OF Audrste We ChAA. L-Ssswzft
as PRESIDENT and e. A. Fsuaz as cashier Of
said baak, each Of Us. do solem1ly swear that
The above statement is true 10 the best Of our
knowledge pnd belief.
GfAS. L. STEWART President.
z. A FEUTZ, Cashier,
Subscribed and sworn 20 before me, this nd
day OF Dscemhss, A. D.. 1912.
Witness nav hand and notartai seal on the
date last aforesaid. Commissioned and
analthed for a term expiring May IS iel5.
J.R. jesse, o'a Public
Seal HENRY WEBER
LIP HARPER
correes-Asfest; CHAS. MARTENS
nfrertnrS
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

SPECIAL FOB THIS WEEK ONLY
$500 and $1,000 Suits for $1,000
and SIS 90.
Ricketts, & Enmons D. q Co
Mexico weekly ledger., 1912-12-05

.tardinier. Ia price. DeariIg :
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-11

There was, of course, no choice. Clay was elm
mated by the provision of the constitution which
confined the choice to the three highest the list
but Clay, as the most popular man in the house OF
representatives, found himself in the position OF
president maker. He was friendly to Crawford but
Crawford was in precarious health, suffering from
stroke of paralysis. John G. Calhoun had been
chosen vice president by vote of 1872 in the cleo
storal college. Clay didn't want to make Calhoun
president he would have done by electing the sick
man, Crawford, to the presidency. Strongly OPP
posed to jackson, he threw his influence to Adams.
The house Of representatives voting by states de-
cided as follows: Adams, 10; Jackson, q; Craw-
ford A.
What howl went up They didn't have steam
rollers in those days. but they knew all about deals
and s'dickers, and it was holly charged that Adams
and Clay had disposed of the presidency in dis
reputable bargain. The charge was not dissipated
when President Adams promptly made Henry Clay
his secretary of state. John Randolph OF Roanoke
denounced what he called this alliance between the
Puritan and the Backlog" Adams, one of the most
conscientious of men, didn't enjoy the situation worth
q cent.
It would not be strange at all if the history of
the presidential election of 1924 should be repeated
in 1912. There certainly is some prospect that the
electoral college will fail to produce the required
majority which is only another sign of the much
predicted democratic year"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-11
By the Junior Office Boy
By THE JUNIOR OFFICE BOY.

BY THE JUNIOR OFFICE BOY.
n. y, jooly Cup at one of
them big apartmint hotels on
Broadway they aer telling a COAX
on very good-lookin grass wild
der and yung bachelley that
lives there
evryboddy in the place Is laf-
fin except them people, they are
both of them as sore as a peeled
nose. and they Amt speekin to
each luther, neither.
the dame she had been stoppin
at this place for several weeks,
and the Teller he just come there
a cuppel Of days ago
the luther evening a gent friend
of the lady came and had dinner
with her, and while they were
settin at the label he SEES this
luther guy come into the dinin
room, and he SEES to the skirt
why, there is old pal of mine,
bill smith, do you know him
the lady she dident know mr..
smith, so the Teller called him
over, and he SEES, bill, want you
to meet mrs. jones. a pertickler
friend of mine, both living In the
same house, you ought to know
each luther
sure mike, ses mrs. jones, set
down and eat withus +, mr.. smith
SO mr.. smith he set down, and
mrs. Jones she give him a sweet
smile and she ses, line sure lisa
pleasure to meet Gentleman liv-
ing In this house after the expere-
ance i've had the last few days
why, wot is that, mrs. jones,
asks mr.. smith
well, she ses, some boob has
moved into the next room to me
that must of took a contrackt to
get stewed every mite or forfit a
milyen dollers
1 he comes in about 3M O'Clock
and falls over every blame stick
of furnitcher in his room befoar
he gifts to bed
and when he has got his
drunken carkass planted in the
fethers, heven knows what he
dreems about, but he makes a
noise all mite like a drowndine
Appropriateness. my goodniss
how can q man be sutch a beest
beleaye me. mrs. Jones, you
amt the only party In this dump
that has got your trubbels. ses
| mr.. smith, there's a dame in the
room next to mine that's goin to
drive me crazy inside of week
| II she don't git into jale befoar
that time, witch think she will
evry morning Just when | am
| trying to git a little snooze that
woman's telafone begins ringing
1 can hear evry word as plane
/ as can be. and evry call she gifts
| Is sumboddy hollering at her to
pay money what she owes for
hats or shoes or dresses or joolery
Tor sumthing. she must owe evry-
boldly IN the world but the I'M
Idertnhcr
and mayby she doesent hand