The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1912-07-11

Great Excitement a. 6.lklns-
vile Over Political Sit
Iacol
A REAL SAD MISTAKE

Tcnn~~~-e IAm-~sos~ Water F>sas On
sooah the Average D~uR.er~ss<
>sonAch--~ous~shinx Assas sounr
R~o~at roittaoAi Hapr~aiax~-
Democratic Couv~asioa. Ofs~a
fIgur~ in the Coart>-The r.ins-
ed Rray~s and ". J. RryAn M>ssr
/ Things Happen aI naltimar~---
/ som~thiag About Mr.. Rao~~sels. .
Man of Pr~.isi~ntlal Calibr~-TA~
Major l. For Roosevelt and fif.
! teen Ccni Cotton-
/ Bnkinsviile. y. c. July $. isis.
Correspondence Of Tho Caucasian
Enterprise
! They In stiil CRATE exsltrment Ia
Bilkinsville on account ov the waY
politicks. both State an national. air
runnin' Things halnt bin 30 hot an
mixed since the drinkin' element cv
our population got alarmed several
years ego an voted the prohibition
ticket awlmost unAnymous under
the impression. ! suppose. that ilcker
would be made better in quality an
more plentiful In quality IL we'd vote
hit out altogether. Lots ov our lead
in sitizens who had an ofaa bee buH-
zin' in their bonnets hain't landed
Z a. a..
well-nigh unbearable. for they nov
: hev TO haul their trinkables from
Virginia. Kentucky an Chattanooga.
. Tenn. an awl admit that the Ten
= nessee limestone water they get by
g express at $3.50 an upwards. with
\ the express added. liz not apt TO sooth
: the savage dymakra: stomick.
4 Well, polliticks air warmin' up q
: bit. We hev bin watchin' the papers
s some lately, an hev found that the
: Taft, Duncan, Harris an Daniels
y Co.. (limited) carried things I'm the
n so-calied Republican National Con-
= vention lately held at Chicago. an
that Woodthrow Wilson an W. J.
Bryan, (limitedl an Jodeseevus Dan
iels an Funnyfold Simmons carried
the day al Baltimore. At least the
police records at Baltimore air bein'
used az evidence that slch liz n fact.
Hit hez got 80 lately that Dymakrat
Conventions nearly ANYWAYS hgger IN
the police courts. | see by the pa
: perg that hit took the aid ov nearly
y two hundred policemen an practi-
ha
v Baltimore. TO say nothin' ov the
q painted braves from Back Bay and
4 Calhoun street 10 comb William j.
Bryan's hair every mornin' durin'
= the prevalence oy the National Dy-
@ makrat Convention at Baltimore: an
= hit took the convention Ave or more
4 days to do twenty minutes work.
: Hit liz further reported that the Dy-
9 makrats ov Baltimore an most ov
e the counties ov Maryland became ex-
cited durin' the sittin' ov the Dyma-
: krat National Convention. an
z though the election IL yet several
: months hence. they went out an
J. stole $4,000 votes between the plant
y oy the Maryland Steel Co. near Bal
r timore, an the Blue Mountain Hotel.
!. in Western Maryland.
t Yes, Mr.. Taft. a citizen ov Ohio. a
D man who hez bin highly honored By
q the American people. got some kind
u ov an endorsement al Chicago some
q days ago. What he got wuz un-
American: hit WIZ not like what we
q had been led TO expect at the hands
e ov a man who had been been given
: the greatest political offs on the
earth, not like what We expected
J from hiz friends. An Mr.. Wilson. an
l educator oy prominence. IL the pro-
duct ov a howlin' mob ov red shirt
citizens in part who met AZ Baltimore
few days ago an made q bid for
support at the hands ov people bet
ter than the party he belongs 10.
: Well. candor eompels us 10 admit
: that the Baltimore convention mite
2 hey done worse. hit mite hey haunt-
: ed Mr.. Bryan In our face again
n Bryan the smart but disturbin' ele-
a ment in American politics; Bryan the
r man who ought TO know better;
a Bryan, the man who. IL newspaper
: reports be true, acted the baby In
politics no longer ago than durin'
the recent national convention ov hiz
party less than ten days ago. or am
no judge ov how q grown-up man
ought to act, fresh proof TO my way
/, ov lookin' at things that he IL unfit
s for the responsibilities ov q great Of
[ fis. such az the presidency. But the
n Baltimore convention did throw q
n tub to the whale" by nominatin' Mr..
e Wilson, Mr.. Bryan's man. 50 Mr..
z Bryan intimates. But IL either ov
d the several candidates placed before
: the Baltimore convention had been
q chosen. we hey no guarantee that he