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The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10
BY REQUEST

The Pomeroy Automatic Mail Catch
ing Device will again be demon
strated this afternoon from /
until o'clock, on the Bitter Root
tracks, opposite street car barns. Take
DAILY car to grounds-Ady.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10
RICE A DEPUTY.

Sheriff Kelley has named Jack Rice,
we'll known about Missoula, as a dep
uty. Mr.. Rice served the city for
short time as a policeman. He takes
the place of Swan Johnson, who has
been elected a constable.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

William keating. deputy city treas
urer and newly elected state auditor,
is well acquainted in
SOME Greece and with con-
SCAR ditions prevailing there.
Mr.. keating spent four
years on the islands of Malta and
Corfu. His father was an officer in
the English army and was stationed in
Greece during the time of the English
occupancy there. Mr.. keating still
bears the scars of his stay in foreign
chimes. A part Of his visit abroad was
at Gibraltar and Mr.. Heating still
wears a mark as a proof of his inti-
mate acquaintance with the aforesaid
rock. Mr.. keating was investigating
the rocky roads of the rock when he
tripped and fell. His nose ploWed a
furroW in the rock, but the nose got
The worst of it and Mr.. Heating Is
still carrying the scar received in his
encounter with Gibraltar. He is well
az uainted with Greece and Grecian
customs and talks very interestingly
Of conditions there. ...L-
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10
GERALD AVENUE WORK
is A H|CH-CLASS JOB

The completion of the pavement
work on Gerald avenue occurred at 5
o'clock Friday night. The job is we'll
done. Superintendent Brechbll is
Wen pleased with the work and In
spector Beck says every foot of it was
laid according to specifications. Nine
blocks have been paved, parked and
curbed and the avenue is now one of
the handsomest residence streets in
the west. Contractors Strange &
Mcguire have given Missoula a fine
speciment of bitulithic pavement on
this avenue and on Third street, so
Missoula will have a good chance to
judge of the merits of this material
This is "Old Miner Week" at the
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

AS result of the recent rainy weather
the unpaved streets are undoubtedly u
sight. This is espe-
A GOOD eialiy noticeable now
TIME that there are paved
streets with which 10
compare them. Now is the time to
talk paving said Fire Chief Fox yes
terday as he stood in front of the fire
station and surveyed the ooze Il have
heard many remarks within the last
few days and all We're strongly in
favor OF pavement for the business
district anyway. A look at the streets
is the best argument there is for pave
ment one look at Higgins avenue and
another at Main street is enough to
convince anyone of the value of pay
ing to Il town | understand that pc
utions are being circulated calling for
pavement on Main and Stevens streets.
IL is badly needed and | hope that this
work will be done next year"
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10
A CARD OF THANKS,

wish to thank those who helped
me during the recent campaign I
"lsh them to understand that every
thing they did in my behalf was sin
cefelX appreciated.
MISS ELSIE CYR.
I ADV.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

Past is the sage old counsel to regis
ter to vote; elections DER and now is
heard another warning
DO 1T note; the doyour-
EARLY shopping early man is
now upon the wire; he
sends his message clearly in words
that burn like fire; the early bird is
sure to get the biggest, fattest worm;
so make haste to get infected with the
early shopping germ, the early worm
would have been safe il he had stayed
in bed; but he chose to get up early
and now he is quite dead. SO the finest
of the bargains will soon be spread 70
view; they are the fat and early
worms which crawl out just for you;
If you would be an early bird. just
watch for these displays; twill save
you all the iostle of the closing shop
ping days; If you do your shopping
early, you will do it all serene; if you
wait till near 10 Christmas, your SEN
Sation will be mean; and I'd like to
add one little word TO what I've said
before-When you do your early shop
ping, do it at a local store.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

Professor Fischer. violin and piano
lessons. sos S. 4th. Bell 553 orange
ADV.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

This is "Old Miner Week at the
Mckay studio. Hunt up our ad in
this issue.-Adv.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

AS a result of the recent rainy weather
the unpaVed streets are undoubtedly u
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

Officer Pete Loffness is a sprinter. He
didn't know he was short distance
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-11-10

Yesterday morning the city council al
lowed the estimate presented by +. S.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
THE CANDIDATE WHO LSNOT
A CANDLDATE--MR. UNDERWOOD
Atlanta journal.

long time has been Congressman
primaries without
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
POLITICS.


Politics; noun. masculine gender. If
honest, it is singular; and if crooked,
plural and plentiful. Politics is like a
mud puddle. it is awfully hard to get
in 1t, without getting dirty. There are
honest politics and Lorimer politics:
and If the suffragettes have their way
we'll soon have lady politics A man
has to be reasonable to be a good
politician; for the good politician will
always listen to the voice of reason
when she makes noise like the Jingle
OF filthy luc%e. Now, don't rnisunder-
stand me, not all politicians are crook
Ell, that depends entirely on the in
Vesugating committee. It has been
proven conclusively that a man can
spend S110.00000 getting to be an
United States senator, and stiU be
honest. However, I wouldn't advise
anybody TO try it, that is higher ma
tbematics and requires education.
There are a lot OF promising men
among the politicians; always pron1is-
ms. One of the first requisites of A
high class politician is a Door mem
CRY; to be unable to recolIect how Won
come to have a S15,00O.0OO residence
and 100000 bank account after
holding 100000 office for two Years
Some politicians are crooked and soma
are strictly honest; but the limit
comes when a legislator gets money
from both sides and then refuses to
vote.
BURT Z. MAY.
Who said 1 couldn't come back?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
THE SPEED MANIA IN
ALL WALKS OF LIFE

New Orleans Times-Democrat

From the Titanic disaster many
morals may he drawn, but the most
obvious lies in the fact that the SUI
perb ship was lost through the effort
to save a few hours. Though II is
quite possible to avoid the ice and fog
Of the Newfoundland course by using
the more sOutherly route, the mana
gers OF the chief transatlantic lines
have not hitherto dared to risk the
consequent loss Of business. Now that
terrible lesson has been taught, II
is announced that loss of time will be
preferred TO loss of life
The tragedy is, in truth, symptomatic
of the age. In America, more espe-
cially. the average man wants the
quick result. Books are written and
printed in q hurry. And these books
bear on every page the signs of haste
There is none of the close thought
none of the clear perspective. which an
epoch making book is bound; to have
and the volumes soon find their appro-
pirate places in the junk pile
And, again, consider the educationa!
system in vogue. There is no attempt
TO give the sort Of training that de
velops the faculties and fits one %
think about great things in a great
way. A smattering Of languages. or
the sciences, too often suffices for de-
gree. The half educated graduate goes
forth into the world. a peril to society
and himself. The practical educa-
ton is but speed mania in a special
form
How is it in politics? This question
may be sufficiently answered by
glancing at the crude laws and the
loose administration which shock all
thoughtful men. The politicians know
that the voters want quick results and
make haste to give the voters what
they want, however disastrous may he
the results to the state. We put small
men in big places, because the small
men are easier to find Persistence in
this policy will take the republics 70
certain death.
The speed mania is manifest in the
extravaganza and riotous living that
wreck households and break banks
Work and thrift are processes too
slow to be pleasant. It seems easier
TO get a fortune by some coup in the
speculative markets, or by graft which
is but highway robbery without the
personal hazard. But here. too, deadly
perils attend the short cut"
Nor have the churches escaped the
speed mania. There is an immense
amount of frothy, sensational preach
ing which Obscures the beacon light
of faith. Hard doctrines are explained
away, though they belong to the warp
and wool Of existence. This kind of
speed mania @begets moral fiabbiness
so that men can neither live, nor die
well. The day is not remote when we
shall go back TO the old paths, as the
transatlantic liners have gone back TO
the more southerly route.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
WEDNESDAY. APRIL "a, 1912.
The Sentiment Is Still
For Woodrow Wilson.

Although the opponents of the great
Woodrow Wilson-who is
now the leading candidates for presi-
dent, have left undone nothing thu.
money or energy could accomplish TO
stem the tide Of sentiment in his favor
he Is still the choice OF the over
whelming majority of democrats both
In Escambfa county and In Florida.
Although "some Of Alabamas greatest
orators" as announced by the Pensa-
cola News, were imported, not a dent
has been made in the Woodrow Wilson
srmor and not "a convert has been
made. 80 far as can be seen, to the
Underwood cause.
United States Senator Bankhead,
Senator Bankheads son, and Judge
Brandon. all Of Alabama, were brought
in to assist the Harmon leaders ia
Pensacola in their self-appointed task
OF DELIVERING the city and county
over to the Underwood column. but
even "Alabama's greatest orators" have
signally failed to deliver the goods.
Escambia county is for Woodrow
Wilson-the real candidate-who has a
chance.
Escambia county Is opposed to Jud,.
son Harmon and It is opposed also to
Oscar Underwood-the substitute CAM
didate-who has no chance, but whose
name the Harmon leaders here arc
simply using as their only hope Of de-
feating Woodrow Wilson in Florida.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

the Philadelphia Public Ledger sends
the following:
Senator Bryan Of Florida, who was
enumerated as one Of IL Southern
Senators favoring Mr.. Clark, is not in
favor Of the nomination of Champ
Clark for the Presidency. He an
nOunced today that he is in favor of
the nomination of Woodrow Wilson
and believes that the New Jersey Elk
ecutive will be nominated at the Balti-
more convention and elected next No
Vember.
Senator Bacon. Of Georgia. was &C
credited as being an Underwood sup
porter, but he said today that this
statement was incorrect. Senator Ba-
con has not Indicated whom he will
support Senator Fletcher, of Florida,
who was put down as a supporter of
Champ Clark. made the, statement to-
day that he looks favorably upon the
candidacy of Governor Wilson. though
he has not made up his mind whom he
will support.
New York, Feb. 21.-A telegram
from Washington to the New York
Sun says: \
United States Senator Hoke Smith.
OF Georgia, climbed aboard the Wood
row Wilson band wagon today He
served with Judson Harmon in the
Cleveland Cabinet.
i favor Governor Wilson for no
personal reason said Senator Smith
but because I believe his nomination
and election Will best serve the people
OF the entire country.
AS the nominee of the party he can
be relied on both by speech and pen
to teach Democratic truths with a
clearness which will carry conviction.
he is master of the tariff problems.
He has captured an immense following
throughout the entire country
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24


They say the best of friends must
part.
But Jim, haven't got the heart
TO speak the last farewell to you.
A friend who's been so tried and true.
have enjoyed your winning smile
ana cheery ways for quite while.
Your "Howdy do?" has been a treat
That's made my joy in life complete;
Your touching ways have reached my
soul,
Ana, honest, Jim, upon the whole
| could give up most anyone
Excepting you and call it fun.
When TO my side I've seen you lope
For years I've had a glad, sweet hope,
nope that has been deeply priced;
nope that's ne'er been realized.
perhaps some day without tear,
Without thought that's sad and drear
Lean afford to see you go
away from me. 'Tis sad l know
But parting will be easierNwhen
You've come and paid me back that
ten.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
According TO Uncle Abner.

The celluloid collar may have a place
in this world, but it isn't on a feller's
neck.
There is one class of fellers that
don't care much what happens TO EN-
and they are the ones whose wives in
sist upon maxim their shirts.
II is more of a disgrace TO have a
1911 model automobile than not 10
have any at all.
A Teller always feel safe when he
has got a little money in the bank,
but he always feels a little safer when
he's got little more.
It's a bad sign when you call upon
your gal and>find the Welcome" door
mat on the front porch has been turned
upside down.
If have any pertickler pet aversion
in this world, ii is to listen TO an old
maid talk baby talk to the cat
1t is easy enough to be pleasant when
life goes along like a song, but. the
teller worth while is the one who can
smile when the stuff from the laundry
is wrong.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Now, we don't want to abolish
things, we don't want radical altera
lions but we do want every publi-
servant to realize that his masters are
not private groups of special interests
but the great masses of the people, of
the commonwealth, of the nation" are
the words of Woodrow Wilson, which
accounts for the people believing in
him and the special interests fighting
him in every way that comes to the
minds of the managers of big business.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
THE LAx-FoS WAY,

II you had a medicine that would
strengthen the liver, the stomach, the
kidneys and the bowels. and at the
same time make you strong with a
systemic tonic. don't you believe you
would soon be well?
That's The Lax-Fos Way"
We ask you to buy the first bottle
on the money-back Plan. and you will
ask your druggist to sell you the sec
ond.'
It keeps your whole insides right.
There is nothing else made like Lax
Eos.
Remember the name-LAX-FOS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
VOX POPULI.
THEY SAY TELEPHONE
SERVICE is GOOD ONE

Editor Pensa cola Journal.
In the rush of business men are
often annoyed by being unable to get
at once the communication they desire.
The service is rapid, but they want 1t
to be instantaneous. 1t is we'll to re-
member the telephone girl. She must
90 marvel of patience when at the
one thousandth call she can answer as
prompt and cheerfully as the first
when her nimble fingers change the
lines with lightning like rapidity,
when she always has her eye on the
number and can keep the traffic NOV
ing under almost all conditions. There
may be few exceptions now and then
but as a rule the telephone service is
good.
G. J. PFEIFFER.
w r WARETEJ n
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Editor Jordan OF the Punta Gorda
Herald has reached the conclusion that
running country newspaper is not
what 1t Is cracked up to be and saws
anyone can have the Herald, outfit.
good will and all for the dropping of
hat" Editor Jordan should make
out quit-clam title and forward II to
the colonel who SHE'D his lid into the
ring several weeks ago. and we know
OF no one who could relate fish AMI
snake stories, for which Jordan has
the championship, to better carry ont
the Herald's policies than the colonel.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
Oh, Where Are Thew Nav?

The old gentleman who used to carry
quill toothpick in his vest pocket
The good old lady who used to begin
knitting Christmas wristlets and nit
tens about this time of year.
The long-geared book agent with the
PLUG hat and celluloid collar.
The long haired man who used to
lecture on the street corner and sell
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
Ea7AN: TfENSPUR;
NZoNzENT
y BY ROr x. NfOuETON.

two-dollar bill and cake of soap
for 10 cents.
The old fashioned minister who used
to divide his sermons into firstlys, sec
ondlys, thirdlys. and fourthlys
The village milliner who used TO be
acquainted with all of the travelling
gentlemen"
The old-fashioned railroad train that
used to be on time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Honor thy father and thy mother
but not q strangers check is A para
graph we find in the MiltoN Star. 1t
appears That Editor Mapoles is not
only guilty OF running for the leg1sla-
ture, but is the victim of the work Of a
stranger.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
How shocking are some stockings.

The Jacksonville Metropolis is comm :
nearer supporting Woodrow Wilson
than anyone in its history that we re-
call We congratulate the Met for not
Only letting the people know where II
stands but for getting with the right
crowd in so doing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24
Mems Fashion Hints.

Creases in trousers will run north
and south as usual this season.
Panama hat Of worlds fair vintage
can be made 10 fit the present seasons
style by placing it under a road roller
on some street improvement job.
Blue will be a very appropriate color
this season, especially for ultimate con-
sumerS.
The socks are very vividly illustra-
ted this season, the color schemes Of
the two-for a-quarter brands being
particularly attra ctive.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

No matter what the railroad en-
gineers do the ones engineering the
presidential campaigns of the various
candidates won't strike until after the
conventions.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Some of the newspapers OF the coun-
try are working to have less smoke on
railroads We can tolerate the smoke
what we want is less fare on rail-
L.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

some people take things so serious
~. For instance. a New Jersey wom-
An dropped dead when her partner
trumped her trick in a bridge game
Now we'd been perfectly satisfied 70
have kicked the bark OFF of our part
ner's shins for the offense.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

One state candidate declares that a
primary contest cannot be termed q
"free-for- fight" when a man has to
cough up about sixty minutes in each
hour Of the day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Man who said women lose their
beauty when they talk too much did
not know anything about beauty or
talking women.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

There Is a bare possibility of the
Democratic and Republican nominees
having whiskers, and we refer TO Kern
and Hughes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

There are now zoo divorce cases on
the docket of the Pittsburg courts,
and this figure was taken before Car
negle said the prettiest woman in TIE
Sorld is Pittsburg stenographer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Tobacco-A nauseating plant that is
consumed by but two creatures: a
large, green worm and-man. The
worm doesn't know any better.-Vir-
ginia Auto.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Ward heller parades must have
trampied to death all Of the hookworm
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Florida farmers have no right 10
complain of hard times If there are
any who do so. for February statistics
show that two and half million bush
els of potatoes were shipped into the
United States.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Ships are laying off Mexico and soon
the American flag will be fiuttering to
the breezes from every inhabited re.
gion of that country Of unrest
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Each passenger ticket on an ocean
liner should have a coupon good for a
seat in a life boat
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

One trouble is that the poorer the
longer he wants to talk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Business in Pensacola continues to
be good despite politics and the coming
Of summer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

This is certainly a year of miracles
the Georgia peach crop not being re-
ported killed for one time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Some men hold queens in a card
game; others in a coy corner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

And Pensa cola's women grow in
loneliness and grace as time goes on.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Exception to rules you must admit,
but some OF 'em need not be so pain
fully honest and they would find that
II would be a better policy to pad Il
little bit
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

A man has a right TO object to car
rying home with him one or two 1oaves
Of bread-ten to one he prefers biscuit
anyway.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

OF course you don't get the naked
truth at the seashore.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

The signs of the times come a peek
a-booing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

WOODROW Wilson stands for the
things the people want and 1t is but
natural that the special interests are
fighting him to a finish
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Syndicate-A conspiracy to continue
the modest business established by
Capt. Kidd.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Expect to go fishing for few days
after the first primary to get our sys-
tenn in a normal state again.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Wilson sentiment grows with the
April showers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

When we see a man playing a harp
in an orchestra or working as a mil
liner we wonder If he bushes every
time his baby calls him daddy.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

Perfect would the world be IL the
human mind could forget. To forgive
is easy, to forget is impossible.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

II II wasn't for regulations a fellow
could have mighty good time upon
certain occasions
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-24

c. J. PFEIFFER.
w. R. WAKEFIELD.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-11-22

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