Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-31


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H #H $500.
II Ths $50 ~ coI6nsl Roosevelt IN
New Tdsa W nishs vas one Of the
meet .Mnpe1EegI epssehss ever made
sufih6 pdIItionf carbsniwn.
n formed enc maze demonstration
ef 40 saet that ,cnionsi Roosevelt, has
.Iifise esmaFoBnsty - Inc plane Of
~ tiarzir art. The Colonel n the SUI
Dsf-SioTifisd dsmaseFus par excel
leaoe.
Nsvaf IN the history ~ ths nation
haa there been smother man who.
with the record o. Hoossvess, would
dare 20 get up--woula have the sn-
preme and sublime nerve to get up
before an audience end psomise the
thlnEs which Colonel Roossevit prom
ised the people last hight snbiinls IL
no word for IT, y,
q. Colonel Roosevelt announces he
and his Bull Mooaea will give to
every man. woman and child In this
broad land the utter and unalloyed
happiness and make their lives the
perfection Of existence which we have
always dreamed VI as coming with
the advent Of the millennium. Every
body 10 to be absolutely happy; abso.
Tut" justice Ia TO prevail for the rich
and the lowly: evil IL to be banished
from the land, wiekedneas IL TO be-
come but q dim memory Of the past.
the serpent Ia to be finally scOtehed
and conditions generally are going 10
make the Garden OF Eden look like
a section OF Tophet az compared to
the regensrnted. reformed. purged
and perfected United States Of Amer
lea. Human passions are 10 vanish
like mists before the sun; every evil
desire Ia to he banlshed. all human
irnperfectiuns are to be erased from
the slate Of things and the dear
people are TO live happily ever after.
Fine
But why didn't the Savior Of his
Country pull ali this osf during the
seven and a half years while he was
PRESIDENT
Has America zone 70 the condemn.
able bowwows during the brief four
years which have elapsed since
Colonel Roosevelt ran thiDgs7
Was the Advance Agent Of the Ten
Commandments leading a Celestial
Crusade against the Forces Of Evil
during tho seven and a half years
that he was pTesIdtntT
Was his great heart breaking for
the woes OF humanity when he al
lowed J. r. Morgan to violate the law
ana annex little matter Of some
fifty.nine million dollars thereby?
Was his spirit groaninE under the
lAGRiimAlAs aEQalsk al the down.
trOdden when he let himself be elect.
ed with sinewa OF war seventy. five
per cent OF which were donated BY
the great and srasplng monopolies Of
the country?
Was his bosom filled with grief
over the hGpless pliaht OF the OPP
preaaed when he sought to have the
cohorts of nalsfsctory wealth, the
crooked bosses and the deSpicabis,
dsmnitiOn, dastardIy and diabolicai
robbers Of tile poor mans blrthrlght
nominate him ~ the candidate Of thu
Republican party for president?
O. W dSrnsgoEueS--back to your
lalrsi Ths Prince Of you all has
made yod look like rank and pltlnbIe
amateurs. he has promised to DO
more for mankind than the founder
Of the Christian religion: and ~ he
has made the ProEresslvss only q
little lower than the angels. II In only
because he believes the time ls moi
yet ripe TO releEatr the choir Invisl-
BILE 10 the rear bench. lie IN one Of
, the Arentest wonders the old world
ever produced. There In no way 20
beat II.
81 But can the American people for
set that long seven and q half years
when the nation groaned IN the sink
OF iniquity and the Tea CesamAn6-
rnentS were being slaueaieknd 70 make
Romano hoiiday--aiid Pfesidens
= Roosevelt ssspaa aieAs, esaf and
blind % the nNfal eoadlsIons which
have onimsnaiea b oar present IN.
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