Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-18
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oh Ruse a. the winsome Young
waitress;
To the men she's an al-lurins bait.
treas;
Her style Is quite chic;
Though the sandwich be thick,
We've 9 place ia our heart for the
catcrusa.
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THE SUBMARINE that grounded
off Great Eeg harbor evidently tried
TO 60 TOO deep.
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WE HAVE a picture OF Ban JOAN
meehly backing down on shat ~
Cobb episode
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THE LEGISLATURE Is going 10
start double shift and burn the mid
night oil-nest week
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THE HEARING IN progress con-
firms most Of as ia the conviction that
We ere not stuck On the Sugar Trust.
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MIR CLARK Is now singing that
beautiful old song, Maryland Ny
Maryland"
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THAT GRASS valley bandit has put
q crimp IN the superstition that no
bold bad bandit could plllage unless
he Was an accomplished horseman.
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JUDGING from the claims OF the
rival managers, we figure that there
Will be- at least $500 delegates In that
Chicago convention.
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THE REPUnfdCAN party has Of.
Ticiaily disappeared from louisiana
but II has always been rEther for
malisy down there. anyhow II IL said
they are going TO preserve a few
Experiments IN a museum
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THE COLONEL has issued a guard,
"a underestimate OF our strength
On, sure--Of course Not for the
world would we suspect either side
exaggeratlon,
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IT Is REPORTED tisat the wires
are cut south Of Juarez. The first
real tragedy viii come when they are
cut north Of the ~ pasO cor
respondent
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4 YOU CAN'T AJAX me any question
you foolish creature" says Theodore
that ! cannot answer And we could
newer hope TO ask MIN as many as he
answers.
TWO BIG MEXICAN reiineriei
have fallen into the hands OF ths
rebels; but We may hardly hope fol
the pouring OF any oil upon th'
troubled waters.
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q THE TEMPORARY chairman a
sChlcago is TO sound the keynote-o-bu
unless he sounds It on a steam cal
Hope we have no idea that anyCn'
WIN hear H.
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DEAiENTIA Americana. thinks be
was not mentioned in the RicheHoI
episode. II We are to have capita
punishment at ok. Richoson appears
10 be q logical candidate
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WE MIGHT submit the Taft-R0ose
welt controversy 10 an unbiased
board OF arbitrators consisting OF or
ford pinchot, Il. A. Ballinger Senato
Dixon, Nj Mckinley and Robert n
! LaFolleite
III WILL BE refreshing relief Z
turn from the stormy denunciatl0l
and counter dennnciation Of p0iltie
and listen 10 the sweet girl graduate
tell us IN sllyery tones how 70 solv'
the problems Of the body polite.
1T WOULD not seem that the opln
lon OF President Tafts father ON thi
! third term business had any specia
bearlng ON the case. You can
blame the sons for the sins Of IN
fathers.
MONTANA Is another cowboy stat
which seems % have eluded the skill
ful throw Of the Roosevelt iariat Cal
Il be that the cOl0nels reputation 81
thorough going weestner" ha
been founded upon AnanIan premises
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ANYHOW. By George, yon don
hear OF any Roosevelt physicians glv
ing out statements that be Is feelinl
In satisfactory physical condition Al
you hear ls deasenlng defamation
from behind a glitiering row of In
cisors which sounds something ik'
"bullyl"
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GENERAL HuERTA burned hun
dreds Of boxes Of dynamite and ex
ploded nearly 500 bombs captures
from the rebels al Coneioe Your typi
cal revolutionary Is never too bus.
for his fireworks, even through Huerti
does happen TO be a federal just a