Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-09-12

essary 60 wear q mask. although you
can do this IL you think it will Improve
your looks to any great extent. The
simple way is to grasp the kin firmly
an inch or two northeast of the wrinkle
and pull it taut where the wrinkle was
and iron with a hot flatiron for sew
eral minutes. The method Is the same
as that used by tailors in pressing
trousers. When the wrinkle appears
again the operation should be
Lulu-We hardly know what to say
to o Lulu. II nature placed a wart
upon your nose. nature probably knew
what h was doing and you had bet
ter leave 1t alone. The only sure way
that we know Of to remove q wart
on the nose 80 that 1t will moi come
back Is to hold The nose under a dried
beef cutter. OF course. If you consider
your nose a valuable asset to your per-
sonal appearance this treatment would
be rather expensive and drastic, but IL
you don't care much about your nose
try it.
THAT VACATION.
Unto the mountains l would HE.
And have . swell time. wife and I.
At some resort hotel up nigh
The summit.
I'd have the finest time: you know.
There's just one reason l don't go,
I can't Accommodate the dough-
Col dun 1T.
I've often planned a gay career
OF life at Narragansett pier. =
I've thought that almost every year
Would bring 1t.
1t seems that 1t would be a slice
OF purest joy right off the ice.
But l have never had the price
Co ding 1t.
This year I swore that I would 60
To Coney for a day. you know,
And take a dollar bill or SO,
And burn It.
But Nv quit dopin' 1t tina way.
There's nothin' dom but to t
And hustle for my weekly pay
Go durn 1t.
HOT WEATHER IDEAS.
> One should always beware OF fall
ing tcicles when walking along a busi-
ness street where the buildings are
high. Some OF them are heavy and fall
with terrific force, sufficient in fact,
to smash a derby hat.
So far as 1t is known there is no
form of life in the vicinity Of the south
pole. h temperature there being much
lower han at the north pole.
In many sections of Siberia the ma
tives construct their houses Of blocks
of ice which afford good protection
from the biting winds and the very
low temperature outside.
Many persons have lost their lives
in snow slides on the mountains of
Alaska.
WHAT MAKES PESSIMISTS.
Sitting three hours on a five-inch
board at a circus behind a picture hat.
Stopping a runaway horse and having
your name spelled wrong in the news
paper notice.
The morning mail on the first day
OF the month.
Digging up your old dress suit only
to find that the moths nave eaten one
tail off tn coat. The only thing to do
is to wait until they eat the other tail
off and then you will have a Tuxedo.
Living next door to an amateur cla-
.rionetest.
Trying to And the beautiful
so wildly pictured in the railroad va
cation folders.
Discovering h a you have got to buy
a longer belt.
Taking a family of nine children on
a picnic.
Seeing a man who owes you 50 rid
ing by in an automobile.
THE REASON.
l love to board the trolly car
And ride. 1t matters not how far,
Upon a fine and breezy seat
| a defy the sultry heat.
l like the happy pickup crowd,
The warning bells hat clang so loud,
And when along the rails we zip
1t makes a fine dandy trip.
l don't believe that l would care
To do my riding in the air
Xix BeaChay does or Orville WRIGHT