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The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15
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The man who complains that the
world isn't giving him his due would
probably be panied If it did.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15

WANTED.-A Combination Saddle
and Buggy Horse. Apply TO c. T. King,
Bank of Crescent City. II
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15
WHERE DOCTORS
FAILED TO help
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound Restored
Mrs. Green's Health
Her Own Statement.

Covington, Mo. Your medicine has
done me more good than all the doc
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15

Harsh physics react, weaken the bow
els, will lead 20 chronic constipation
Doan,s- Regulets operate easily. 25c
pox al all stores.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15
Soda Water and other
Soft Drinks.

4 AS III the past, only the best
Ind pnrest materials will be used,
Ind III addition crushed fruits
Ind pure fruit juices will be a
jeature Of the bill of fare. Be-
ginning Saturday, March 10th,
Ice cream and other dainties will
DO offered. frequent novelties
viii characterize the soda water
department. Of Che Lounds Drug
company, and the only way to
feep up with the procession is to
Iaste Of the wares.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15

WANTED-Lineman; steady job TO
good man. Address Crescent City Tel
ephoue Co., Crescent City, Fla. l-S-tf
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15
He Knew the Girl.

TIC TNITCVV VIC -NNIIT'
Son Crying to persuade his sireJ
Don't you think, sir, I've money
enough to get married on?
Father-Yes, but not enough to stay
married on.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1912-03-15
BEAUTIFUL
RESIDING { LOTS

High and dry. on Crescent Hill, Ores
cent City, Florida, size Slx14O feet,
lsome larger. Twenty foot alley in
rear 81 each lot. Situated between two
beautiful lakes. Shell road runs thro
center Of property. Streets 90 feet wide,
avenues 50 feet wide. TO 10 minutes
walk TO post office, bank and stores.
Price Of lots: $40 10 $500; one fourth
cash, balance on time with 5 per cent
interest.
F. S. COME
Real Estate Crescent City, ria
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Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

If you use Eye Salve use the best,
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE is the stand
ard, is reliable and costs no more than
inferior goods that are unknown. Used
by Physicians and Oculists, helps where
all others fail. 1t is not the TUBE or
BOX that cures, it is the SALVE that
does the work. Guaranteed by Howard
Bros. under the Government Food and
Drugs Act. Don't be deceived or mis-
led. The only really antiseptic Eye
Salve that has been in the market for
years. Sold by Druggists throughout
the known world
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
SAMUEL'S
MARRIAGE
0H00O0H0
By CLARISSA MACKIE

Copyright. 1910. by Associated Literary Press.)
The front door slammed behind the
professors departing form, and be-
fore its vibration had ceased Estelle
and Margaret were lowering behind
the lace draperies In the little parlor.
Professor Mead slowly drew on his
gloves and peered near-sightedly up
and down the street. 1t was barely
possible that he was looking for a
car-but no! A girls trim figure came
into view and she turned flashing dark
eyes and smiling scarlet lips toward
the tall, lean man on the steps. He
lifted his hat with stiff courtesy and
together, talking earnestly, they dis
appeared around the corner.
This is the sixth day, Margaret.
and | don't know how long 1t had
been going on before we noticed it, y
said the elder Miss Mead, with a
sharp little sigh. do you suppose
after all these years of bachelorhood
that Samuel will marry a girl like
Jenny Lee?"
"Of course he will" returned Mar
garet, impatiently. Samuel is just
the sort of blind old mole that would
overlook all the clever, sweet. really
refined girls he has known and fall
In love with a common. snowy crea
ture like that Lee girl | wash my
hands of the whole AFFAIR."" With g
gesture of disgust Margaret picked
up piece of embroidery and benz
serious eyes to its intricate stitchery
Estelle paced the floor restlessly
81 had hoped he would fancy Pussy
she is so clever"
IN what way?" asked Margaret
dryly.
"Why-she is a remarkable house
keeper-and so charming in ever,
way. And, she is so interested in hi.
work." stumbled Estelle, with som,
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

chagrin. Really, Margaret, you do
take one up so! We have always
thought Pussy to be clever in her
way!"
Margaret laughed. Pussy is a dear
and | would rather have her for a
sister-in-law than any other girl in
the world, but Pussy's cleverness is
merely tact and charm. What our
distinguished brother wants is some
ignorant little chit who will make him
wait upon her and go of without his
breakfast every morning."
"Pussy's husband will never 20
away without his breakfast" assert
ed Estelle, loyalty; but, oh, dear-it
doesn't seem possible that a Mead
could marry into that Lee family"
What does the girl do?" asked Mar
garet.
Works in Beadles' store-I have
bought laces from her." groaned Els
telle. She sank into a deep chair and
remained silent for a long time. At
last she lifted determined face. 81
shall ask him what 1t means. This
is the first time he has ever paid the
slightest attention to any girl"
Margaret shrugged her shapely
shoulders.
Late that evening Estelle sought
her sister with fearful eyes.
1T is quite true. Margaret" she
said, calmly. Il asked Samuel. point
blank, If he really meant anything by
his attentions to Jenny, and he stared
at me with that Irritating air of stu
pidity, and you know Samuel is far
from stupid-and said that l had an
ticipated his announcement"
rs that all?"
He said he was sure we would all
be very happy together, and If we
were not, why. he'd just go away and
make a new home with JENNY What
shall we do?" Estelles voice died out
in little wall of despair.
"Do?" repeated Margaret. energeti-
cally. There is only one thing to do
In such casesl We must pretend we
are delighted with the match and we
must invite the girl here and find out
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
Don't Urge Peace Now.

Rome.-The limitations of the war to
Tripoi and the absence of any naval
action on the part of Italy make the
conclusion of peace less urgent, as the
interests of other powers are not so
severely affected as at the beginning of
hostilities, when the eastern Mediter-
ranean and the Red sea were in the zone
of operations. All the lighthouses are
again in operation and navigation in
these waters has been re-established.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

Albert Ferguson, convict poet and
magazine writer, who left the Missouri
penitentiary recently on parole, owes
his liberty to some extent to the fact
that while in prison he conducted a
school for illiterate prisoners. More
than one convict who entered the
prison, unable either to read or write,
left it with fair education because of
Ferguson IS efforts.
1t is said Ferguson is a member of
an excellent Kentucky family. He
gave his age at "a when he entered the
penitentiary January %, 1906, under
10-year sentence for robbery from
Kansas City.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
BLUE CLEAR THROUGH.

The one, reliable, satisfactory and
economical bluing for laundry use is
RED CROSS BALL BLUE-the blue
that is all blue. Makes clothes white
and clear. Dissolves instantly and al
ways ready for use.
You will never use liquid blue
again after once trying RED CROSS
BALL BLUE. Price 10 cents. ALL
GROCERS.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
Great Peace Dinner.

New York.-More than 1900 persons
have already purchased tickets for the
peace dinner to be held here next Satur-
day night, and the affair will be, numeri-
cally, at least, the biggest of its kind
ever held. President Taft is to be the
guest of honor, and he will come from
Washington with nearly all the members
of the cabinet and their wives.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

San Francisco.-Dr. John Grant Ly-
man, the wealthy Los Angeles promoter,
is in McNeil's Island prison, where he
will serve IS months for escaping from
federal custody while under arrest on
an Indictment charging the use of the
mails to defraud.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

New York.-Beginning next year
Columbia university will give free tuI-
ton to a limited number of Chinese
students. The conditions are that the
students must be duly qualified candi-
dates recommended by the Chinese gov
eminent for the privilege.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow IS
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to. use
for their children during the teething
period.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
More Trust Violations.

Boston.-Announcem is made that
hearing on the demurrers to indictments
returned against five officers of the
United Shoe Machinery company for
alleged conspiracy in violation of the
Sherman antitrust law will take place
about January 20.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
Harvester Head Shed.

Chicago.-The $4,000 suit filed by
j ohm Henning against Clarence s. Funk,
general manager Of the International
Harvester company, for alleged aliena-
ton of his wife's affections, probably
will be set for hearing in February.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
Is Suspected of Murder.

Elk Falls, KAMA reward for the
arrest of Don Britain is offered by Elk
county officials after a coroner IS jury
had returned a verdict that Britain
had caused the death of Miss Maude
Bingham, his sweetheart.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY

for Red, Weak, Weary, Wacery Eyes
and GRADUATED Eyelids. Murine
Doesn't Smart-Soothes Eye Pain.
Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy,
Liquid, Csc, SOC, $1.OO. Murine Eye
Salve in Aseptic Tubes, Csc, $1.OO. Eye
Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
Must Not Fatten Oysters.

Observation-Disclosures fioated in
brackish water for fattening purposes
hereafter will be considered as adul-
terated under the pure food and drug
act.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

An electric ambulance, equipped
with the newest apparatus for handling
injured animals, has been stationed in
Boston s heaviest teaming district.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

Constipation causes and aggravates
many serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly
cured by DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
The favorite family laxative.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

You are not treating yourself or your
family fairly if you don It keep Hamlins
Wizard Oil in the house. IT. the best
substitute for family doctor and a
mighty good friend in case of emery
ency.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
Troops Leave Fort Smelling.

st. Paul.-The war department has
decided to take all field artillery from
this section and locate it in the south
west.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

GA Missouri judge has ruled that a
man may spank his wife"
GA man may stick a pin in a mule 3
hind leg, too, but there will be very
few who will care to do it.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

"I call 'em the cutlery family"
"Why so9"
"Well, the daughter spoons, the
father forks over the money, and the
mother knifes the other guests
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

If an engineer gave a reception
would it be proper to wear a Ions
train?
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04
Not President Yet.

The announcement of the election of
DR.. Sun Vat Sen as president of the
revolutionary assembly at Marking is
premature.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

Switzerland is planning to electric
all of its 1880 miles of railroads.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-01-04

$50 you want to marry my daugh-
ter, heyf Young man, you re fool. "
81 know it. But l didn't suppose
you d object to another one in the
family"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
The Bar Association

The State Bar association has taken its course.
It is the bulwark of "big business" and the enemy
of progress.
Rule by the people has prevailed, says
Dove ex-attorney for the Seattle Electric company
and notorious member of the steam roller outfit
at Chicago and he and his kind intend it never shall
prevail
The bar association meeting here this week is a
joke. So far the controlling element in the body
consists of few well fed corporation lawyers.
But the kind of talk being handed out this week
by these well fed corporation counsellors is not going
to appeal to hungry mortals who toll and spin in the
industrial life of the state of Washington.
In trying to turn back the tide of progress the bar
of Washington is OVERRIDING it. They cannot stop
the people now. They have thrown themselves be-
fore the chariot of progress only to be ground into
the dust
The people will not ask the advice of the corpora
ton lawyers when they to the ballot box this year.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

The young American Navy
led from photograph owned by so
CHICAGO, ILL.,, Aug. In a
pretty cottage in the suburbs of
Chicago lies an old, old, old lady
"a little, age-weakened and tear
full old woman, whose dearest
possession, a brave and handsome
boy, stands disgraced before his
cOuntrymen because he refused to
give up the teachings Of his re-
ligiOn.
The bedridden, Borrowing old
woman is the grandmother of
Joseph julius Kapsa. the young
gunner's mate of the battleship
Delaware, who is serving year at
hard labor in the United States
naval prison at Port Royal. s. c.,
for refusing to be vaccinated for
typhoid. And the fearful old
woman prays night and morning
that the shackles and the ig-
nominy shall fall from her Joseph
her little Joseph, who was the
baby of her dead daughter.
"The Dreyfus of Christian Sci
ence," is Joseph Kapsa, In the
language of the members of that
faith, who are rushing to the
front with all the influence they
can bring to right the injustice
they say Uncle Sans naval Of
ficers have heaped upon this
young man.
Both arms of the United States
military establishment now vac
climate for typhoid. The order to
vaccinate all sailors went out OF
the navy department in Washing
ton on December /, 1911. Kapsa,
who is %, was aboard the Della
ware at Guantanamo, Cuba, when
the ships doctor went on the job.
He refused to be vaccinated. Re-
spectfully he told the doctor and
the battleship's executive officer
that he was Scientist that his
belief made 1t morally impossible
for him to allow vaccination.
There was some doubt among
1.-THE officers as to whether this
was INSTRUMENTATION, but two or
three months later, when the Del
aware was in New York, a court
martial was ordered. Kapsa was
found guilty and sentenced to
two years at hard labor. This
was later cut down to one year
at the end Of which time the
young man is to be DISHONOR-
ABLY DISCHARGED from his
country's service.
The only charge against Kapsa
was that he REFUSED TO BE
VACCINATED.
what would you do IL you had
typhoid?" asked Lieut.. Raciot OF
Kapsa at the courtmartial.
81 would heal 1t by Christian
Science"
do you think that IL you trans
crossed some of those beliefs con.
corning your bodily health that
you would be everlastingly
damned?"
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martyr, Joseph Julius Kapsa, cop
rrowing grandmother.
Eyes, SIR" insisted the mate.
where did you get the Idea as
to how to cure typhoid feyer?"
asked Lieut.. Raciot.
From the bible" said Kapsa.
specifying st. John.
"Can you tell this court what
gave you the belief that il you cut
off q finger instead of taking
medical treatment you must have
some other form of treatment,
and IL you didn't have it your soul
would suffer-" insisted the lieu
tenant. 81 want to know how
closely your morals and beliefs
go together"
81 do not wish to argue my re-
ligion with you," protested Kapsa.
Kapsa has never been sick.
He has been In the navy 10
years and his record is WITH
OUT A FLEMISH.
He is intelligent, well read
and does not drink.
He maintained that his only
reason for refusing to obey the
order of a superior officer was
because it interfered with his re-
ligious belief.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
MOST ANYTHING

When You Leave Wife i'm the
Morning.
A kiss he gave and a backward
look,
And her heart grew suddenly
lighter;
A trifle, you say, to color a day,
Yet the dull gray morning
seemed brighter.
For hearts are such that a tender
touch
May Danish a look of sadness;
A small, slight thing that can
make us sing,
But a frown will check our
gladness.
There are no maltest cats in
Malta, reports our consul.
Baltimore claims to be the
champion pie-eating town in the
U. S. A.
Having a Good Time.
How do you like your new
job?"
Great! I'm working in an an
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

Suppose that two and two made
eight ssa :
And six and five were nine,
How would you use a berry crate
For icing cherry winef idafs
Admitting that the day is hot los
Although the sun has fled,
How would you do a turksy-tret
While standing on your headf
q GfiH
II seven ladies ate a pie slatss f
In sixteen hours or more, -s4sisut-
What kind of mutton could you
buy
At any hardware store,
Allowing for the loss of grade
Which surely would ensue
While eating cabbage with a
spade
And painting apples bluef
Such sums as these are hard, you
think?
But listen unto me;
The sum that's driving me to
drink
Is worse than these sums be.
My salary Is standing still
The cost of living climbs;
How can pay my grocer's bill
In all these piping times"7
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
GET NO LIGHT FREE.

Judge Stiles yesterday choked
off the city council In It's contem-
plated action to give the school
board light and power for its par
entail school at Midland. Stiles
told the council 1t was against the
law for the city to furnish light
or power outside the city.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

Manager-And my proved dead failure! Well
write all the plays Observation-Disclosures
Blaeer
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Observations
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY mill N

Skagit county strike because they couldn't masti-
cate pie given 'em daily by the cook. Do we hear
anyone rising to state any better reason for walk
ing out''?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
FURNITURE POLISH

A very good furniture polish is
made by using equal parts of lin
seen oil and turpentine.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

ALL THE saloons in Juarez are still closed -
says an Ell Paso dispatch, thus indicating that war
in Mexico comes under Gen. Sherman's definition
Washington Post
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
GOOD EXCUSE

Hub angry) What do you mean by waking me ou
of a sleep?
Wne-Because dstressng.-Boston Tran
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

Raspberries-s1.75 crate.
Loganberries, 81 crate.
Cantaloupes. $3.50 2.75.
Carrots-s2 a sack.
Cabbage-1A 03Kc
Spinach--90c a boz.
Chickens-12 a zoe a Ib.
Oysters-s7.50 per sack.
Clams-s1.s0 sack.
Crabs-$I.50 01.75 dog.
Butter.
Washington Craemery-30@
ERgs
Washington Ranch-26@ zsc
WHOLESALE PRICE,
Feed.
Hay. $12.50 q 10 ton; oats. sss
ton; wheat, s32033: shorts.
$500 ton; bran. $3.50 q ton.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

AND WE suppose the campaign songs will be
written by the Bull Muse.-New York Evening Sun
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

IMPORTANT interviews with the Wilson girls
are already crowding Kermit off the front page
Columbus Ohio State Journal
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
BREAD BOARDS

Never wash bread boards in
sink. Scrub with the grain of the
wood, using a small brush.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
We Need a MAN!


public pre-
of efon
Do the right thing and the
right
Meaning
him
chiefly phno1 candidate
geSn thu
time nywhere
fwho it
u,, .
ABOUT RECORD
have physical
the BUT we haven't had
like Boil Hoged noener it
elect mnds
weldon needs no a
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
DEEP ENOUGH

that beauty only skin Deep warned the
Sage. -
deep enough me-" replied young "Im
canniba. Cincinnati Enquirer
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
MOST of that g

MOST of that humidity which causes So
called heat prostration" is sold over the bar-Ch-
cago News
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Take home a Tacoma Times
Pink. Best sporting edition in
Tacoma
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

WANTING to vote is the feminine instinct 1t
American
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

tique furniture factory"
What do you dor"
"Just what I've wanted to do
all my life. I kick the new
tables, put my feet on them, spill
hot coffee and burn them with
cigars and matches. / put each
table through 100 years of wear
in eight hours"
Miss Aline Gordon OF New
York, of course, has bought two
pairs of stockings. That isn't so
strange. most young women wear
EN-, but Miss Aline's are OF pure
gold. 500 a pair. and she can
wear a pair but twice.
Manager - How many orders
did you get in that house?
New Sewing Machine Agent
Two. One was to get out, and
the other to stay out.
Some folks put their skeletons
in closets. others mt ,.rn I'm
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

IL the attorney general of the state saws the bench
and bar are getting in disrepute it must be SO
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
MENTAL TREATMENT

"The cyclist who's just come In wants new-aid eg
ca Cacke a bit while to the store."-P. l. p.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

MIR ROOSEVELT will keep on running. He
is study IN momentum. Washington Star.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
STYLES HAVE CHANGED
ONE SURE CURE


did
a moving picture
it."-Judge
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HARD

lately,
yesterday million, and
to look sad.-Iarpers
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01

Some folks put their skeletons
In closets; others put 'em I'm
hobble skirts.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-08-01
SUMMER TONIC

Halve your food.
Double your drinking water.
Treble your consumption of
pure air.
Quadruple your laughter.