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The Lake County times., 1912-10-08
WHAT TEDDY THINKS.

I'm twice as great as Washington.
I'm twice as great as Grant;
Because they didn't get three terms
They needn't think ] can't
I'm twice as great as Jefferson
And Madison combined,
I'm twice as great as all the lot
OF presidents, I find
I'm greater than my country.
With its customs and its laws.
And its poor old constitution
With its presidential flaws
I'm twice as great as any man
Above or meath the sod,
In fact. I'm half inclined to think
I'm twice as great as God
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08
The Day in
HISTORY
.sTIus DATE N HISTORY"

lS4o-william 1 abdicated the throne OF
Holland.
is5l-Hudson river railroad opened
from New York to Albany.
IS55-First issue Of the san Francisco
Evening Bulletin.
1s69-Franklin Pierce, fourteenth pres
ident of the United States, died in
Concord, n. H. Corn in Hillsboro.
X H.. November %. 1So4.
1Sg1-Beginning of the great Chicago
fire. by which $4,000 buildings were
destroyed and 10 lives lost.
lS77-First locomotive entered Winni-
peg.
191l-The monarchist uprising in Port
ugal failed.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08
70 J- JTTC
| oEMJ DAY
OCEAN ETcuINGs.

When daytins's golden sands had run,
Ere night put Its purple shroud,
\ great fire opal sank the sun
Within bank OF amber cIcud
with deep turquoise the zenith gieaua-
ed,
And while the winds brcathed Of re-
pese.
We sailed sen whose rippIes seemed
Like crimson petals OF the rose.
The cells Of darkness. fold on fold.
Spread DER the heaven sIumberousIy,
While like Il tarGe of FURNISHED gold
The moon creps UP from out the sea
And whereSo'er enc looked. behold.
An nIi the water weeping wide,
\ magic moon OF fairy gold
RedupIicatea in the tide.
Clinton Sc0iIard.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08
"rHIs IS MY 5oTH BIRTHDAY"
Emil sauer.

Emil Sauer, the famous pianist and
composer. was born in Hamburg. Oc-
tober 8. 1852, and received his schooling
in his native city. He studied music
frst under his mother. Later he stud
led with Nicholas Rubinstein in Mos
COW. which was supplemented by two
summers spent with the famous Franz
Liszt at Neimar Al the age of % the
young musician began hic career as a
concert performer. Since then he has
been heard IN all of the principal CEN
ters Of Europe and has made two ex
tended tours of the United states and
Canada, the FIRST in 1899 and the second
in 1908. OF recent years he has resided
the most Of the time in Vienna. where
ne has held the position Of imperial
and royal professor of music. lie is
also court pianist by appointment to
the kings of Saxony. Roumania and
Bulgaria.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08
WHO INDEED

From hasty addition of the hg-
ures in our exchanges Of Greeks
about to return home We estimate
that within radius Of 25 miles there
are nearly 52.42o ready to tranship
for the CORY Balkan battlehelds.
Who's going to shine our shoes.
apples and make egg sandwiches?
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

AND when you hear about Prof
Wilson's utterances that he is free
from ENHANCEMENT with bosses, re-
mind yourself that T. Taggart was
the boss Of the whole works when
Wilson spoke in indianapolis last
week
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

HEAVEN has been kind to me in
limiting my influence" said Governor
Tom Marshall recently. Yes we
think so and we think that heaven
viii continue to limit ito Indiana.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

WOMAN who pretends TO know
says the formula for living long and
looking young is fresh air exercise
and don't worry We can get all
the rest but would love to have n
little more light shed on the dom
worry stuff.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

WOMAN eloped with another man
and not only took the family bank
roll but took hubbys steam launch
May be necessary TO nail all these
things down when YOU leave home
even the family honor.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

ONE Of the least Of our troubles is
finding out how many votes the as
sistant-democratic party got in the
registrations.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08
YOU KNOW THE KIND.

With some of the Lake county bull
moosers we could name singing
Onward Christian Soldiers" even
the recording angel couldn't keep a
straight face.
They will probably switch to Pull
For The Shore" directly.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

MRS. Langtry wants men to dress
in the fashion Of the Charles period.
See ourselves while logged out in
blue velvet knfckers with lace on
them, slashed doublet and a big
picture hat with plumes being chased
by several husky roundsmen down
Holman street.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

DOCTOR lectures on eugenics says
we can raise race of geniuses by
praeticing eugenics. Possible--but
those OF us who are single must re-
member too that leap year is nearly
over and the cold plunge has to he
taken before yon can practice any
thing
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

IN regard to thanking the Lord for
good crops. an onlooker says 1T has
come to be thank our political party
instead of thanking the Lord
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

SOMETHING is wrong in modern
education when senoo1-boy cannot
give the names of the president ,
cabinet, but nows the star players
in every team in both the big leagues.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

PHILADELPHIA has a lot of sing
ing monkeys in her 200 now. Prob
ably jerked them out Of the campaign
somewhere.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

TROUBLE with organizations is
that somebody is always leading them
around by string.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

THEY are now discussing theolo-
gy's last legs. Know any leggy
clergymen?
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

HAVE you found any frost on the
pumpkin during the last few days?
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

DON'T HITCH YOUR WAGON TO A
sTAR=HITCH IT TO A TINES AID
AND GET REsGLTS THAT COUNT
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08
BOARD TO CONSIDER NEW JAIL.

When the Brown county commission
ers meet at Nashville tomorrow it is
expected they Will at once take up the
matter Of building new Jail The ola
structure huilt more than fifty years
ago has not been used for more than
two years the county prisoners since
that time having been boarded out in
Johnson county There Is plenty Of
money III the county treasury to con
struct a modern building and the board
members are said 10 be unanimously in
favor OF it.
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

Hammond Commandery. No. Al spe-
claI conclave Monday Oct. 14th p.
IN. Work in Red Cross
Hammond Chapter No. III. R. A. NJ.
regular meeting Wednesday. oct 9.
P. n. and NJ. F. NJ
The Lake County times., 1912-10-08

son, came to Columbus today in search
OF his wife. who he said had eloped
with another man and called at police
headquarters for help to induce her to
return to her children who are sick.
He was at once arrested as murder
suspect one Of two men who Travelled
in wagon last May near Martinsviue
was murdered and Jones IS suspected
of the crime. Since the murder was
committed police have been on the look
out for Jones and an officer from Mar
tinsville came for him tonight.
CoNFEssEss MANY RoBBEEsIEs.
Willard Gibson. i years old, who es-
capped from the Boys school at Plain
neld last Friday. was found hiding in
the barn at the home Of his father west
of Lafayette today, by Captain John
KIuth He had on his person a large
amount OF jewelry, hardware and other
goods. which he had stolen since his
escape At Pittsboro lie robbed a gen
eral store and obtained a large amount
:, OF merchandise. He also stole money
4 at the Plainheld school before he es-
capped. il IS alleged. lie admitted to
i Captain Kluth that he had burglarized
i several stores since leaving Plainfield
4 Gibson a few years ago, shot and sers,
ously wounded his small brother and
sister at their home in this city, but
was not punished for the act.
DEAF MAN KILLED BY TRAIN.
John Myers of Princeton. was strucH
bv a c & E / passenger train at moor
today and instantly killed. Myers was
deaf and could not hear the warning
/ Whistle Of the approaching train. The
/ accident occurred at Massey near here
where Myers was visiting. De was un
married
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1912-11-23


Willis property, Just west of his resi-
dencein the southwest part If tow ,
from Robert Rouett, for $500, and
will erect thereon two new rent
houses. n
"A person who sacrifices himself
to leave the fruits of his toll to pos
terity, is making two mistakes. He
is not getting the enjoyments OF life
that he is entitled to and would APP
preciate and is giving them to those
not entitled to them and who can
not fully appreciate them.
The secretary requests us to say
that if the winner of premiums at
our Agricultural, Horticultural, and
Live Stock Exhibit will wait on a
little longer they will find that all
premiums promised will be paid.
The money subscribed is now being
collected The absence of some Of
the committee has caused delay in
the matter
Rev. !. A. Womack, for the past
four years pastor of our M. +,
Church South, left with his family
this week for the annual conference
which meets next week at Atkins,
During their stay in Harrison Rev,
Womack and family have endeared
themselves to all our people, who
sincerely regret to part with them.
AS an able speaker and man OF pure
life Rev. Womack deserves to stand
high amongst the ministers of his
church.
80 good many years ago | lett
Boone county, Mo. and located in
Boone county Ark, " A, r, Hulcn Of
Omaha, Ark, made this statement.
"That country down there where /
live is far better than it gets credit
for. Riding through there on a
train, one might get bad impress
sion. Our resources are numerous,
and the poor man can get in there
and get ahead far easier than he
could in Boone county, Mo, '-Kan-
as City Telegram,
The cost of making and keeping
the roads good scares great many
men and a great many communities,
that would really like to have good
roads, so that they Just give the
whole matter up and decide to get
along the best way they can with
>the poor roads they have, And, as
Uncle Remus would say, right here
is where they drop their molasses
Iiug," for the bad road levies n tax
on them as high or even higher than
would be levied for a good road
There is no escape from paying it.,
either, because u man SIMPLY must
use the public highwoy-if he does
not, he will pay still higher tax in
THE loss of business and social OPP
portunities
Don't let the approach of cool
weather lead you into the mistake
of shutting out the liIc.givng fresh
air at night Keep the windows OPP
en-, These days the fresh air that
the Almighty gives us is about the
best thing that we can get for moth
ing, and it is n far better health
agent than any chemical compound
that was ever put inside bottle
1t would hardly do for one to begin
in midwinter opening all the win
dows; but those who harden them
selves gradually by letting the fresh
air in each night MS the cool weather
approaches will have fewer colds
thia yytnter md moro healIh Mex
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1912-11-23

Country SORGHUM NJ Hollis Gro
cory store
H y Glass has been on the sick
Eo+ lo4o1,,
"9' '"'N'E
moving PlcIureS al Inc Lyric tnls al
ternOOn, and lOc
-,
III nj NJ NJ oo- ivy "
S"l" ! ''"''O wv %
Ra-The Lyric shows this afternoon at
51o cIocL aud Inc
or. LII. l .,..,
O''N'S j" DVlN' '''" N''''''y
kraut at Oapps Grocery
Grocer Johnson has Just opened
up a fine new line Of candies
, NJ. c., r.
r ne,', ' N .,'., , T,",,i',,' "
sec t d', a'oee p'us ' y,, :, n lo'
rants, OlIs' NaTN'So anu wall Il
psf
Inc 'a'SeS' s'o'N VI wa" p"ps' w W.
shown IN Harrison al the PalaCe Drug
Store,
cha ,oo 10 r @r%,P hricc yi.it ~ t;ttle
t p Wv" ''""' tt '''>' '''' W
MUM
AL Walters & Co. are offering
some special prices on wooden dress
goods,
c.r,. ,.o,,, e.o,, ,,o so,.,or cocb
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1912-11-23
Local and Personal

ming the streets
-Four new pictures tonight at
the Opera House including Pathe's
weekly.
Lex Walters returned Thursday
evening from a trip to Hot Springs
and Little Rock.
Murray McAllister is erecting
two rent houses on the northwest
outskirts of town.
Mrs. Wiswell and two sisters,
of Green Forest, visited Mrs. Batta
the first of the week.
Mrs. Lillian EoH Davis, of Wash
ington, Okla, is visiting friends and
relatives here this week,
The Harrison w. c. T. L. will
hold its next meeting with Mrs. d.
E. Evans at 2;30 Tuesday afternoon
next.
If you are planning on doing
something mean just put it off until
tomorrow. You know tomorrow
never comes.
MIS-. Oza Andrews attended a
meeting Of the Board Of Directors OF
tie Federated Women's Clubs at
Little Rock this week.
Thanksgiving services at the
Methodist church next Thursday
evening at 7 o'clock, Rev, Agee
will preach the sermon.
TO keep the dust off your mer-
chandise, use printers ink-then it
will not be on your shelves long
enough to gather dust,
A man is not as bad as his wife
thinks he was before he came under
her influence, nor half as good as she
thinks she has made him,
The Street Commissioner would
be pleased to have all property own
ers burn the leaves and trash about
their homes and in the street,
The big turnip Of the season, on
exhibition at the TIMES office,
weighs 6E pounds and was raised
by A, D, McGaughc}, Of 0lycy,
The new equipment just install
led at the barber shop Of Parks &
Mitchell, places that institution on a
par With the finest shops of the cities,
C A. Hurd, of Ilaworth, n, ],
passed through Harrison the first OF
the week on his way 20 Newton
county to look after timber inter.
ests,
r.. +, Reeves, Of Marshall, who
recently purchased the novelty store
on the west side of +, X, Michel, is
packing the stock with Il view to
moving it to some other point. Z
Candidates for the federal posi-
tons Of the section are g. too numer'
Gus to mention" already, but there
will be plenty Of time for more to de-
velop,
Dan W, Evans, who has lately
been visiting his parents, Rev. and
Mrs Evans, at Hill Top, left yester'
day to return to Wewoka, Okla
homa, where he will teach school for
the next six months
w, J, Hall, who lives on the Ea'
gle farm near Bellelonte, has some
thing Of n turnip patch this year,
It is 35x75 yards only, and yet, of
ter the family had used out of il al
season, it yielded no bushels of fine
turnips, 4
The Boone County Feed Co.. 5
n Alexander, manager, opened
Tuesday with n large stock, at the
new concrete building just south o
the southeast corner, II Is prepared
to keep our people from running
short on feed stuifs Of all kinds
Among the officers chosen by tho
Grand Lodge Of Arkansas Mason'
this week, was W, u, Clark, q
Berryville, Grand Lecturer, Prof
Clark was formerly a member o
llarrison's High School faculty end
our people know him to be worthy
and well qualified,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1912-11-23
Road Notice.

Notice Is hereby given that ! will
present to the county court OF Boone
county, Arkansas, at the January
term thereof, u petition TO have estab'
lished and opened public road Ia
Boone county, Arkansas, ~ follows,
toswit,
Beginning at the turn In the now
established Bellcfonte and Raines
public road, about 80 feet soull Of the
southeast corner Of the sw Of the
NC 4 Of section II, township IA north,
range twenty west, aud luu uJllh,
bearing west 70, Ns quickly ~ posi-
bic, take all the road of Of the lands
OF Fon u, Graham for distance Of
about 300 yafdsI thence ueWr-edsrfur u
distance Hef -nhout no ayaftlsI thence
bear east for distance Of about 100
yards but sufficiently to come entirely
upon the lands now owned by Ed
Oglcr, thence north 10 the intersection
Of the now established Bcllelunte and
Harrison public road, taking all Of
said road from that point on 0II Of the
Nuat side Of the du#t haif OF section
II, township X north, range 20 west
This the 9th day Of November 1912,
fON II, GRAHAM,
Principal Petitioner
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1912-11-23

Mr., and Mrs. ], w, Riley, OF
North Missouri, visited Mrs !. B..
Parker and Mrs Donna Baker the
first of the week,
Judge A. NJ, Campbell is prepar-
ing to sell some fine residence sites
from his farm just northeast OF
town.
"A car Of Newton County zinc sill
icate was shipped from here to St.
Louis Wednesday,
Quite a number of our leading
citizens are buying lots in Gordon's
Addition,
-Ieweler Theo. Glines, Of Mar
shall, was Harrison visitor We'd
ncsday,
Homer Freeing is now a travel
ling salesman for the Ozark Grocery
Co.
Ben Rowland went to Little
Rock Tuesday evening on business.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1912-11-23
Lyric Theatre-Amateur Night.

Commencing Friday November
22nd, 1912, The management of
the Lyric Theatre have set aside
each Friday night for amateur
night A premium Of 50 30 will be
given to the best amateur Vaude-
Vile Act, such as singing, dancing
and talking or any other stunt
confined to 10 or Is minutes
The audience will vote the prize.
Those wishing to participate mast
register at Box Office on or before
the Wednesday proceeding each Fri
day.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-04-16
AND
ATHLETIC ASSN
LARGEST AND MOST UNIQUE Sc
R,Es OF CONTESTS EVER HELD
IN ANY COUNTY OF STATE.

All of Carter county were expect
ing the meet OF April 18th and l3th
to be the largest and most success
full educational rally ever held III
the county. but ther most sangulne
expectations were more than fulfill
ed. For the first time in the history
of this section of the state the pupils
of the rural districts, city schools
and academy were allowed to en-
ter into friendly contests. The re-
suits of these contests can not be
estimated by any mathematical cal
culations, but the purposes for which
they were inaugurated and held were
accomplished and the pupils who
took part in them We're brought
to a realization of the infinite pos
sibilities which lie within and be-
fore them.
From the time the first word was
given out in the spelling contest
on Friday evening at 1:30 on through
all the contests until the last deci-
sion Of the judges in the expression
contest was given to the audience
on Saturday evening at 10 o'clock.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-04-16
PileSCured
At Home
Quick Relief-TriaI Package Mailed
Free to Ail--in Plain Wrapper.

Many cases of Piles have been cur
ed by trial package of Pyramid Pile
Remedy without further treatment
When it proves its value to you. get
more from your druggist, at 80 cents
box, and be sure you get the kind
you ask for. Simply clip out free cou-
pom below and mail today, together
with your name and address on a slip
of paper. Save yourself from the sur,
geon's knife and its torture, the doc
tor and his bills.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-04-16

interest was kept at the highest
pitch. The phenomenal success OF
these contests insures the repeti-
ton of like contests annually. The
pupils and patrons of the schools OF
the county will no doubt demand OF
future county superntendents a con-
tinuation of these contests. Because
of the fact that there were some.
thing like three hundred pupils who
entered these contests there were
of course a large number who nee
essar!ly failed in Itheir efforts to
capture any of the coveted and
beautiful medals which We're offered
yet at the same time il can be said
of none that they really failed be-
cause honest and earnest endeavor
can not meet failure. Edmund Vance
Cook has given us the following,
which will serve to console those
who did not obtain medal: What
is a failure? It's only a spur to a
man who receives right; and it makes
the spirit within him stir 10 go in
once more and fight. If You never
have failed, it's an even guess You
never have won a high success"
Prize Winners in Spelling Contest.
The spelling contest Friday night
was largely attended, the court
house proving too small to accom-
modate the visitors and the contest
ants.
Almost every school in the county
was represented
The. contests were held simulta-
neously in Superintendent fuckers
offices, the district court room, the
county court room anc tie assembly
hall.
The successful contestants in the
first, second. third and fourth grades
were: Nellie Thompson, Mulkey,
first prize; Hobart Heed, Ardmore.
second prize; Lizzie Morris, Hox-
bar, third prize. Prof. Robert Mich
ael of Fox, pronouncing.
In the fifth and sixth grades the
prize winners We're: Bessie Spen.
eer Reck, first prize; Lewis Mitchell,
District No. -, second prize: Ho-
ner Donaldson, Joiner City, third !
)rize. Miss Kate Gait. pronouncing.
The seventh and eighth grade win
lers were: Alice Wells, Mulkey, first
orize; Ruth Terry. Springer, second
prize; Orpha Cox, Hoxbar, third
1rize. E. 7. Profit, state inspector
If public instruction, pronouncng.
The prizes in the High School
spelling contest were carried off by
iladys Fisher, Berwyn, first prize;
lee Akers, Woodford second prize:
Ella Musgraves, Ardmore, third prize.
:. NJ. Thurston of Wheeler, pronounc-
ng.
The prizes consisted of appropri-
tely engraved medals; gold for first.
liver for second and bronze for
bird prize. II
The awards and the presentation
peeches were made by the parties
Dental Contest
At four O'Clock Saturday afternoon
le dental contest was held. Drs.
tood. Woodard and Adams were
lie judges in this contest. There
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-04-16

Mrs. Cooney in her book. "A Study
in Ebony" relates the story of an
argument between a negro pastor
and one of his flock at Marshall, No,
over the question of whether or not
the apostles were negroes, the lay
man taking the negative side of The
question. ITS jes dis way, pahson."
he argued. "Ah don't know nothin'
bout science. but All do know what
de Scriptu's say, and from dat All
concludes dat de 'Postle Peter was
no cul'd man. well, what does de
Bible say bout Peter dat makes you
so sUah he was not a cul'd man."
parson asked. Cause if he had
been replied the layman, dat
roostah would nebbah have crowed
three times."-Kansas City Star.