The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-07-06
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was meant instead.
ALWAYS beware OF the fellow who
has sign. DO 1t now stuck up over
his desk. He doesn't do 1t.
A NEW YORK lawsuit has been end
ed after being 30 years in the courts.
This reaegates the Lake county trfbun-
ais to second place.
THE "steemed Indianapolis News in
dignantly resents the. accusation that
Governor Marshall was wearing silk
ones when they routed him out at 1
a. m. and notified him of his nomina-
ton. Without q doubt his excellency
still affects the old-fashioned split-tail
flowing nightie.
OPERATION on a washington wo-
man disclosed that frog had been iiv-
ing In her for more than year. surgi-
cal attendance might brighten up q few
of our chronic croakers hereabouts.
IT'S almost time for yc editor to be
using his favorite phrase, Lake coanty
is a blistering Gehenna-"
IN addition to authors and candi-
dates for the vice presidency Indiana
raises some corn and an occasional
rumpus."-Chicago Record Herald.
part that produces the rumpus.
|. EXAMINER prints that the govern
meDts pew means OF washing money
causes a saving of 100000 annually
and that taxpayers throughout the land
are rejoicing. Inasmuch as this means
yearly saving OF a nickel apiece we
hope that all get their full share of the
rejoicing.
ONE good thing about having to die
is that when you have cashed in you'll
meet a lot of good sports Of other days
or the Jersey side of the Styx-
WITHOUT doubt Prof Woodrow
Wilson will now put in few licks re-
vising that book OF his wherein he
places the Chinaman on higher plane
than the Bulgarian voter.
EVERY member OF the johnson fam
lily wore a smile and also a huge cigar
tied with blue ribbon to a rosette of the
same color.'-Chicago Tribune.
Evidently the Johnsons were CARRIED
a la hot weather.
AN explorer has found authentic
proof that Columbus was really an
Italian. Apparently this upsets George
McGinnity's contention that old Chris
was a Hibernian.
OUR neighbor, the Michigan City
Dispatch. speaks of a wild horse being
found in the builrushes near that city.
If little closer search is made maybe
they'll ind new third party Moses that
a lot of patriots have been looking for.
THE hot weather--the flies are In the
paste pot, our barred arms stick to the
copy paper, the ink is stuck to the roll
ers. the proofreader Is gathered at the
nearest amber tap. people won't die
marry or be born. news IL as scarce a
hens teeth. the electruc fan blows th<
proof sheets all over. the society adj
tress, the cashier yearns for the sea-
shore and will ADVANCE nothing. etc
About the only way of getting even is
to write an editorial denouncing the
grabbing ice trust.
SEE by THE TIMES fashion columns
that slender hip lines are now the go
So. even the slim damsels have theii
day now and then.
Civilization finally hits Hegewisch
Some of the young people of Hege-
| wisch are laying off tennis court be-
tween 123rd and 134th streets. "-Hege-
| wisch correspondence to THE TINES.
THE way this column was mussed uy
| last night suggests that the proof
| reader really did accept Hennery Cold
| bottles invitation to Fourth 1t at Mil.
/ Ter beach
| AMONG other mysteries why is II
| that when the owner of new cal
takes 1t apart and has a dozen pieces
left over he finds that 1t will run just
| as good as ever?
| THE height of nerve: Borrowing 6
chunk of Ice from your neighbor.
ANY one with an eye of observation
| must have noted that those corset
| photos shown in the hnery and Illus
| trated columns of The TIMES last might
| gear a good deal of resemblance to thu
1912 bathing suits seen on Roberts
dale beach.
| WHAT'S become Of the old fashioned
woman who used to keep Ave- galioT
Ice cream freezer handy to make the
! Sunday dinner DESSERT
| MAYBE Bull Con instead of Bull
Moose is meant.