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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
Cullen

that he Begins where you Leave on
gets Bogged at the Barrier!
They've Gotto Show % thot There's
Any Dtsoroce IN stortino Anything
thot sos Cont FtnisA!
A Lot OF Perfectly Good Time 10
Wasted by Psrsons who Imagine that
they can Piacats Fate!
After you Taks that Inventory Of
Yourself Begin TO Re-etoch!
The Bhdcson Of the Bogts Nan 10
Only Stuffed with Cotten Batting!
The Man who knows How TO Brine
his Teeth Together with . Click 10 in
No Danger Of Losing his Nerve!
Instead OF Trying To Hlas the unnat-
tsrinG Facts Stsrt . New Collection!
A Lot Of W Need q Wrench to
tighten up the Loose Talk!
We're GOT to Learn hoo to Get
from, Under before We con Land on
Topi
Thers's never any Price against tho
Horse that can Win under Z Pull!
When ''rhey Gay" OF us that We do
the Best We Can" les Never Meant for
Boost!
but the Really Wise Zig avoids that
Kind Of Coin!
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weeks so I ought 20 know. Coolies OF
green, too! Just waving In tbs breeze
from every pocket In his clothes. Real
currency that you didn't have TO bite
But. oh. gee! he had shirred places un-
der his eyes and his porcelains wiggled
when he talked and did a reGuiar turkey
trot when he laughed real hard! Not to
speak Of the skating rink dome and the
tired feeling in his knees!"
Didn't the things his money bought
make up for all Of uhat7"
There's nothing on earth going 70
make up for worn out upholstery when
And with this cryptic remark Con-
stance of-the-I old-1iAir gave me food
for thought.
I'll tell you all about him. Then you
can judge sne connded, after q mo-
ment. 'IIs must ~ had n swell tailor.
cause when ne was standing still his
shoulders looked o. X. and you nsver'd
have thought his knees wers made OF
gelatine. but the minute he started "a
navigate you felt like ringing for an am
bulance or the dog ketcher or some
thing. He had that iost-soul siuffls,
you know!
~ never thought the old gent had cast
his hooks for my sure-enough heart. a
, frst. I thought I reminded him OF Z
dear little Erandchiid what had croaks<
with scarlet fever or something llk'
that. And when tottsrsd to the TAG
that the old buck wee stealing Cupide
100 ~,hv ,.o,, co,,tA haze kaught - IA
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the little estimates Of a little mind.
even whom the emotions are not in
VOWED.
Such . man cannot understand . big
motive. because ne himself Is too small.
Tie does not believe In another mans
Justice. because he himself Is unjust.
HE does not believe in truth. be-
cause ne 10 q liar.
Tie does not believe there are any
honest men In the world. because he
himself II a knave.
"He SCOTS at the goodness Of women.
because tho women for whom he cares
are not good.
"He cannot bear TO hear honest men
praised, because honest men never praise
him.
He does not believe In greatness. be-
cause he 10 too little even to conceive
Of greatness.
80 Why do you care what such
man says or thinks Of you? Is It that
you value his judgment, believe In his
honesty. seek his good will:
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Where Divorce Blooms.

" FLAT the old customs OF Japan are
passing away and the Empire Is
q rapidly becoming eivilised. and.
more slowly, chrtstia nAssd, 10 not borne
out by the fact. for the dark sids Of
Japan 10 turned aside by those who
visit there. A writer In the Missionary
Ints,llgencsr. Of Cincinnati. long a
resident In Fui,Shima sayv: 'Tdolatry
stu prevails. The tenacity with which
they cling to the family gods IN soma
homes supposed 70 be Christian shows
that idolatrcus customs have . strong
hold on them. Here IN Japan the d.
vosce rate 10 three times 40 high - In
America. and then not all the sspar-
atoms are counted. Tho people are
wofuily addicted to the use OF liquor
ami tobacco, All the grocery stores
keep che stun. An tho cars are
smokers. When we ride In tho train We
are stihed by the tobacco smoke. A lot
Of the women smoke a. well ~ the men,
There 10 much drunkenness. Japan also
heads the list Of nations ia regard to
the number Of suicides"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
How He Got His Syrup.

A NEW YORKER who put UP at q country
~ hotel In the Middle West was much i'm
pvssed by the dft skin OF brisk wsitrss
Who attended him. At breakfast she waved a
ds~ pitcher above some steanipg hot buckwhsst
cahes that she had Just placed bsfoss him.
: SYRUP"
PLEASE"
How will YOU have i.--round an round q, In
. puddlei"
Pardon me. but I don't"-
Round an round or in a puddle,"
In Ain s--puddle think"
WbereupOn the golden .tram besan Ia .scNv
descent to the centre Of the cakes A, sbs
poured the waitNsss eyes embraced the New
Yorker In . contemplative glance
Some prefers 1t round an round" an. 81.
HarpeE's Magazine.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
THE PHANTOM HERITAGE.

SAD STORY that Of formerly prosperous well
born and widely travelled who died the other day at Black
q - wells Island pcnniless and forgotten after ekng
friends
Of better days.
Her troubles to have begun with the old story husband
who lived cxravagany made everybody think he wealthy and
then died leaving his widow penness The Of the
worker who apparently this womans only friend the
probably ue New York has hundreds Of places where the rich may
their extremity It has hundreds places poor
in theirs But it has place where such this
may turn"
Only the other day left take Of bank
rpts and their destitute daughters Would be possible without
mprovdence for establish refuge
available for widows and children Of who spend avishy while
they live let their families and belief
in assured future and then die leaving behind them deli!
and despair?
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smnG 20. eThe New York World.
q green transfer! But. I figured. why
should be loony and give UP all tho
cracked Ice and yellow metal no was
spraying mo with. Just because he
wasn't young enough to eat cigarettes
and wear fad-clothss? 30 I hung on 70
Grandpa!
WELL after . while I got 90 many
presents from him. Mas life was made
miserable waiting for burglars TO break
In and clean all the karat stun OUT Of
the place! And thought I ought 20
sive him something In return Just a
little something, you know. 60 I en-
brotdered MIN an elegant white. French
flannel chest protector. Only Ma told
the woman the wrong thing to stamp on
It. and when Il came I had 20 embroidsr
Rest in Peace on 1t. She thought II
was such a appropriate title for an old
man. she said.
'And say. when givs Il TO ,,im ne
waS 20 doggons mad 10 like to chswsd
my ear of. An ne says he never wears
nothing but the finest silk underwear.
an that he amt no subject for the pine
box yet. not by long shot-ap' every
thins like that!
We'll. We patched up that fuss. rsut
about two days after along comes
Grandpa with q chicken on his arm. ]
swear that kid wasn't more'n' sixtesa--
and nossy. gee! You know the kind OF
squad that needs mushrooms In the
dressing? Well. this was II!
',First thought she was the NTH gen.
GRAFTON, an he was taking her 10 the
photographer to have his face pulled
with hers; but In q minute he rolls up
~ bold a. you please and introduces
her as Mas Crystal LAPEL of the Cham
payne Corkers Company.
80 then, Of course, I see II was only
| the fresh-from- the-incubator style he
was looking for. An as I object to be-
ing . barnyard product canned him!
AN lot me tell you it's the for tbs
fellow who's strong On his gins, even
though there's not 90 much fithy iucre
about him. No more overbaked candi.
dates for the Nsthusalsh Club for iittis
Connie! No. Ar! Here's going TO b.
the osst little young name shave thai
Yves ever coinsdl Got 0sr'
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Mic Waikl
1t isn't the Bright side that's In HID
inyAt's US!
!, A very little seif.Admonition will Stop
a Lot Of that stun from being LadlsJ
Out Elsewhere,
There's no use ApoloEising II you
don't Mean to switch the Cut!
There's a Heap Of Hope for the zig
who Can't Make . Touch" without
Looking Hangdogi
Nobody ever Made Q Break 90 Ry
that It Couldn't Eventually be Aved
Down!
Some Day." the Mirage and the Rain
bow-the Nebulous Three Cards that
Many OF Ia Waste . Lot Of Time In
Drawing To.
Sometimes the Guffy Young Teller who
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30

that phrase ] once heard A certain dis
uhsHlshed woman made the aforesaid
remark to very distinguished man.
VINO at once replied, Yes. madam, and
the more ! see OF women the more I
think Of cats II
stevenson Revised.
To the Eh'o' Of TIE Benins World,
The subway guard IN suit OF white
love with all my heart
lie slams the gate with all his Nigh,
And cuts me most apart.
.. D. T. q.
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Very Ignorant.

0HoHrlY bsfors his death the late cmti Jus
tics Fuller presided at church contsrnoe.
~ During t,s yrogres OF . heated debate
usnesr srose and began tirAde ssmn,' un' "
49, and education. thanking God that he bad
49,, i,ssn corrupted By Contact with COLLEGE,
"no ! upd~stsnd the speaker th.nss God FOR
"a. ;-no,sncs!" interrupted the CHIEF Justice.
"Wai, yes" VA the snswt': you cen put
Il that way II you want to.
J,~aior in his sTestest nust-s tone. ia that
Inc member has . good deal 70 thank God for."--
Hampton Nagasins.
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Letters from the People

History ID 10 Date.
10 the Editor at Tho Evening World,
King Lovig XIV. OF France Is sup
pofei to have declared II am the
STATE" what Louis said was this:
The State, that's my middle name"
FRENCHMAN.
The RstOpt.
10 the Editor Of Tie Evening World:
A man was recently quoted as saying:
Dogs arc my hobby" In fact. ] am In
cllnsd to agree with the man who ss!d,
'Ths more SEQ OF men the moro
thlak Of dogs" Here II . version OF
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
The Days Good Stories

Carnegie turned TO his companion and asked:
Don't you think that's wonderful ssht!"
"Votg" asked the German
why, that gigantic body Of watsr pourlns
over that lofty prerpics."
The gentleman from the Fathsrland stood for
few seconds longer. then looked up blanfly
and asked:
Ven. vos to hinder itf"-Los Angeles
Herald.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
A Teutonic Opinion.

A NDREw CARNEGIE tells . tale about
a tskins q German hnAncisr Travelling IN
4 America on q visit 10 NsgsrA Fals
Tho millionaire. snustomsd to buUts o. won
sontsnsd "a ~ his Teutonic friend stand and
ssss s,olidIy minute after minute upon that
roarips cataract without Cincias the faintsst
emouen.
yiSa,iy. unable. ss no sdnAts suy Longer TO
eoaesA hi chsSGin end disappoiatnsat. NJ.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
An Idle Threat.

sxTsHEN," no ehed traaica.ly. then y9u 70
i,ot mel And for my hated. rvait"
YEP" she answered eoIdly' but COL
ioqui.ly. Yep 70 both questions. ,,,,.
Ola, Then j owe the fellow sridse ! nave
long owed him SO. And no. J WIZ INV Vo''
dsbts At once and he will fAi desa
Ii,h,,ns nj, cigarette at the hall gas JET. he
6~u.r,.d with . noctins laugh, But the bsauti:
All mi wss not alsnmcd. She knew he could
usver ea-ry olt his d~vilish staeme. For sie knew
thst me never bad go At once In his Whole life
cleveland Plain Dealer.
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According to His FOlly.

ZONES came downtown the Other mon,nv .,,h
a somewhat bruised and swollen forehead
y His friend Briggs viewed the confusion with
interest and asked: wy"
How did It happen. old mani"
Jones shortly.
Accidentally" asked Briggs
NO. briws.' replied Jones svettly. "I hs,.
svsry reason to suspect that It attached ma ~
possly. '-Xouth's Companion
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30

Muttering 10 No
Kind OF Music az
an Accompaniment
for the Jobl
It'ss Fine LITTLE
Thing to Feel FIT
when they Get Us
on the Run!
Tho @ loo m .
L Ga the q Mon
Vh0'lI Toxic EN-
on q Brick Ftpe.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30

slavH 10 dream
stunt" volunteered
Constance. a. she
viciously plugged
Room No. ~ to
to tell them the
motor was waiting.
Nothing 70 ~"
] asked.
"NORGUE train
inE!" was the con-
cise reply. Say.
! had one OF 'em
trailing ma Sor So,iy
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
NOT DECORATION DAY.

TNOR the foyffth time the Northern States formally
II Memorial Day. To New York belongs the credit of having
been the first State to declare the day legal holiday The
National Government has made holiday but Con-
gs invariably jouns May 80 "as mark Of respect the
Dry of the illustrious dead"
The custom Of the day originated in the habit among
OF decorating the Of their dead soldiers spring
On May g. 1863 Gen John A. Logan then Chief of
the Grand Army the Republic Issued the first formal the
observance May 80 in the Northern the purpose Of
ewng with flowers otherwise decorating the of
rades who died defense Of their country during rebellion
And Gen. Logan expressed the hope hat will be kept year
to year."
The Northern States presently took action the 3Oh
OF May holiday in all the States land the District of Columbia
and Maka) save Florida Georgia. Louisiana, Mississippi North
lima, South Carolina Tennessee and Texas.
These Southern States appoint variouy for the purpose
June he birthday of Jefferson Davis April 26 and May TO-
From Gen Logn Of the word decorating" sprng the not
unnatural habit OF calling the day Decoration Day 1882
ever the Grand Army distinctly urged chat the proper designation
Of May 80 is Memorial Day.
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A ehARP ah0PPER.

Salesman - Now. here, madam, y .
piece OF goods that speaks for itself; l.
Customer dnterrupuns)--Then suppose
you keep quiet . moment and give II .
characterization Transcript
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nor often
possible" and Gu
pid paused long
enough to punch
the couch pillows
into more COM
fortabl . h a p e $.
ut not lon g
enough to permit
Mr.. Gordon or
myself to get In a
word. To change
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30

- ONSC1DNCE 10 the Referee that
Tells W when to Break"
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hing %. crhs New Yot wosid).
the invertebrates who says he 70 "Gdns
to Cut Out that Booze Thing Some
Dayr
Acknowledge It II you're IAoksd-ths
Winner will Attend to the Advertising
OF III
Sometimes the B0ss Bully who BraSs
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Copysisht. 1912. b. Tas Pro Pub
Brags about Being his Own Bsss has to
Pull Lot Of that Acrobsuo Stun to
Cop the Laundry Kaisi
Promise YOURSELF-ond the Other
Vo'os sosII BE- UHnecsssorvi
Our Idea Of the w,stfai CLEAN 10 the
Vague Light that Shines In the Dys ol
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30

MAN died in 1epc the other day who said to have spoken
only when absolutely necessary and then in monosylac,
during the past twenty Yet he hardly beat the record
Of the famous silent Bsher latter was once riding with
old and welaned servant bridge He suddenly ia
his valet with the Like eggs? The answered "1,
SIR Conversation laped until year later when in crossing the
same bridge the master said sbrupty How "oachcd SIR was
tie instant reply.
Fine AM eralt cd scnsea ,e NOT bot so yss,,,
sense
ALEXANDER POPE.
Died May 80, l344.
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The CONQUEST
OF Constance
3.THE
OLD
BUCK.
TCRBOARD OPERATOR At TIE HOTEL RICE
By Alma woodward

oopy1isht 1913. b, The Pres Pub
GO AY. oil that soft music CAB
about being an old mans dar-
ling rather than n youns man's
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-05-30
NO. 25.-CUPID'S
PHILOSOPHY.

IA IN Is! i . easy
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VaoJ)G)Cp "a
g&o060IN Y y
Copyright H. Nv To- e.. rVwT s, sDaHnas c" ~ n

Copyright, 1912. 10y Toe pre-s rdtiishing Co.
THE New York World
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-02
COPPER SEEMS SURE
TO RISE STEADILY

One Of the largest sellers OF copper
metal In the United States and a. man
extremely well informed on the metal
situation says:
I'm view OF the conditions now exist
Ing in the copper situation, with the
Utah mines shut down--a matter OF con-
siderable Significance believe that VIC
are going TO sec scarcity OF copper in
the, not distant future and that this will
probably make FOR higher prices. In fact,
! do not sec how IL can be otherwise
AS result OF this scarcity OF the
metal, consumers will force the price up
against themselves and will pay much
more for their copper than at present
| believe those who do not get in out
Of the wet now arc going 10 be left at
that time and will find themselves pay
Ing moro for the metal
In the United States. consumption is
splendid. IL is going ahead az Il record
breaking pace and showing no signs OF
let-up. In Europe ] am advised there
has been no falling of in consumption
and ii is just as 5000 as ii has been
Buyers over their, however are holding
OF, but II cannot DC long until they must
again enter the market Possibly thcN.
have been Influenced to some extent bv the
reports Of hidden supplies Of copper
metal: which reports were grossly un-
true.
with European buying again setting
in, and the scarcity of metal which is
almost certain to come, 1t would seem as
II higher prices for copper are newt
able"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-02
SPLENDID WORK At
THE MIAMI PLANT
Company Is Exceeding Scv-
enty Per Cent in Handling
Its Copper Ores.

A report from the Miami property
states that during the second ten days
of September Sl,1oo tons OF ore were
treated. averaging 2.43 per cent. The
extraction was 20 8 per cent, resulting
in d. net production OF 1,013.SSS pounds
OF copper. says Thompson, Towle t- Co.
The above bgures exceed those for the
first ten days OF the month which were
somewhat below average. During that
period 26.500 tons were crushed averag-
Ing g.33 per cent and on which a. 40 per
cent recovery was made. giving net
production or S39.230 pounds Of copper.
LOT the last eleven days in August, gave
net production at ] ,o22 900 pounds.
it will be seen from the last report that
Miami is turning out at the rate OF sp-
proximately S,ooo,oOo pounds of refined
copper per annum. While the cost of pro-
duction is not available for these two
last named periods. II is estimated at &c
per pound. Assuming that Miamis pro-
oucoon is sold at present metal prices,
this would mean that the company lis
earning at the rate OF slightly over S.
stock.
The extraction now being obtained from
the Miami concentration is not up TO ex-
pectations and certain minor changes are
being made, Tho management Is CONT
dent that when these have been brought
ABOUT tho above figures for recovery will
be raised materially. Should the prcdic-
tions employed In the original estimates
be reached 1t would result Ia jucrea sing
the annual production TO nearly 4O, OOO, 0O0
pounds. When these changes have been
prOughc about, and provided that the new
ore below the lowest level proves uD well
IN tonnage, we are Informed by the man
aSGment 1t Is quite likely that attention
VIII be given to further increase in the
concentrator capacity.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-02
WHOLE COPPER LIST
Is MUCH STRONGER

James a. Pollock Il CO., bankers and
brokers. furnish the following received
over their private wire yesterday after.
noon:
Paine. Webbcr & Co. BoSton-Thc
whole copper list was slightly stronger
tiiis mornin2 and prices held we'll all
through the session. With only small
TO declare any plan OF financing brought
In little selling, but tho demand fo,
tne Stock liz exceptionally good and All
oncrings are, freely taken. CRANKY.
North Butte and Range were unchanged.
Butte Il Superior showed an advance OF
point. but the stock Is very scarce.
At tho close the market was dull and 1t
ooks as If 1t might hang around this
Logan & Bryan. New York k--From the
backing and lllling which was witnessed
today il was rather difficult to deter
mine just what was the desire OF the
interests which. at the prcscn, time.
dominate tho course of prices, but 1t WAY
quito apparent that the heavy selling Of
American issues which cmanated from
London and which Was estimated Ia
have been around 100000 shares, did
much towards holding buliish operations
IN check. with the exception. perhaps.
or In Il few selected issuos
With tho near approach of election
and all It's uncerts mites, and With the
money position such as will preclude the
probability NJ substantial expansion OF
lDanS inf Stp'I market purposes. We be-
llcre that iradnE viii drift from the
higher To tho lower priced issues and
that the disposition to secure profits on
the high priced stocks will he more
pronounced rhsn heretofore. II is Of
course quite true that underlying coudl =
tions are most satisfactory. but so far
the advance In security prices has failed
to stimulate material outside part!clpa
ton which. IL Is generally conceded, is
most essential 10 The success Of an up-
ward movement, particularly when the
distribution period approa ches. we look
Tor a somewhat lower range Of prices
for The time being
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-02
NORTH STAR FREAK
ORE HOLDING STRONG
Four Feet Valued at Over
Eight Hundred Dollars
in Drift Face.

The North Star property Of Touopall
during the past week continued TO bo
ono OF the sensations OF that district.
and Frequent reports reaching Salt Lake
shareholders have been extremely favor
able. The rich gold ore body Is located
on the l250-foot level. and during tho
past week drift WAS driven To the west
Tor distance OF fourteen feet, ore all
tile way. and when the last report WAS
forthcoming there was four-foot strea K
OF ore that assayed anywhere from $50 to
$SlV gold and silver per ton. while Sc
lcctcd samples could he assayed IL such
were desirable that would extend into
the thousands Of dollars per ton. but 1t Is
the average that counts.
While this ore Is regarded In Tonopah
as, freak, being heretofore unprccc-
dcnted. the fact remains that the stuff
is there, and shipment is to be uiado
OF orc ever forwarded from the Tonopa II
district The mana cement Is planning TO
drive the shaft TO tile 135O-foot level soon
and TO crosscut for tho same ore. Should
present form and value. 1t is evident that
the North Star will he in the earning
columns for an Indefinite period
=, Another feature property of Tonopah Is
the Merger, on which in recent months
some extraordinarily rich rock has been
broken into, From the 9I0 foot level the
management has drifted tn the west for
,u Ioo ioet IN ore. the present face carry
inclined 10 conservatism place an average
or go on this rock. The raise from this
91U-foot level is twenty feet in ore. the
axeraSe ave- per ton being $lo. The extremely
ance yet In either OF these workings,
OUT TINS richer rock is the objective.
,a nur7nE the past week the Tonopah Bel
mon, mont company shipped out thirty ght
weight of which was 4549 rounds. the
value being in excess of $50 900,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-02
Mining Notes.

James A. Pollock arrived Tuesday from
his California home.
The Salt Lake exchange will be closed
this afternoon that members may attend
the fair
The May Day company on Tuesday
received q. check for 1854, in payment OF
a lot of zinc ore totalins forty eight tons.
1t Is expected within tho near future
that the Cole-Ryan interests Of Butte
will make announcement OF new Butte
mining deal, whereby It is thought the
North Butte will absorb the Butte Il Lon
don,