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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-08-23
Health
And Success

are such intimate relations that no
one can be expected to be we'll
acquainted with success who does
not keep good hold on health.
Most serious sicknesscs start in
minor troubles of the digestive
organs. Thousands know by
actual experience that health and
strenpth--and therefore success
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17

The inquiry was the NEST extcG-
sive. and, in wealth OF infinite detail
probably the most thorough, yer
prosecuted by the Commission. II
was conducted and Tie report was
prepared Ly Commissioner Franklin
x. Lane. II has been in progress TO-
nearly three years. The report it,
self makes 500 printed races. II in
yolved an examination and compari-
son Of practically m7-r TIA Coo
100000 express rator N erect in
ibis cantry, in addition tn an exam
ination OF millions Of waybills and
an investigation. through the books
Of the companies, Of their financial
operations and business methods.
Commissioner Lane is of opinion
that the conclusions reached consti-
tute a long step towards the solution
of that gravest problem OF the Am
erican householder, the high cost Of
living.
The greatest reduction OF rates
proposed j. on small packages that
- on parcels which weigh less than
II pounds. Rates on packages OF
moro than II pounds wcro found to
be more reasonable than those III
smaller parcels.
BRIEFLY stated the new rates may
be said to be based Upon a minimum
charge OF 81 cents for a one pound
TGckagc. This charge Increases in
ratio to tho increase OF weight and
distance, at rates varying from three
tcnths 0f a cent a pound to about
~ cents q pound. Twelve cents a
pound, according to he conclusions
Of the Commission, IS aDproximate!y
the highest rate per pound for the
greatest distance possible for a par
eel tn hc carried wholly within the
United Statcs. exclusive Of Alaska.
Packages weighing two pounds,
for instance. may De shipped 1000
nile No~- York CITY ID Chicago-
for 81 cents; and 1000 niles-Ncw
YorF CITY to Denver for 2t cents, tl'o
present rates being respect Pm tor
each 81 cents. A thrce pound mo
age Will cost n cents for 1000 miles
and 81 cents for 1000 mil"s. III c-
isjing rates being. respectively. Zach
A. cents. A ten pound package 2
be transported 1000 miles for AZ
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17
SPOKE HIS OWN 0 o
in Spite of His Caution an innocent
Remark Condemned Him.

The father of Gueau de R~everseaux
had been a distinguished lawyer, and
through his influence he held impOr-
tant offices under the government
When the revolution began be gave up
his office at la Rochelle and retired TO
Charities.
From the time that the revolution
his attention exclusively to preserving
his W safety. he wrote no letters.
ii would receive no letters. He saw
no visitors and paid no visits. He
spoke TO no person and allowed no n
to come near him. 1t would have been
impossible TO be more prudent than he
was.
However, he wanted some sheds built
on his farm near Charities and ven
tured to consult a carpenter. The car
penter told him that he could not un-
dertake the work Immediately. az
Gueau de Reverseaux wished. because
most of his workmen were drafted &c
join the army at once.
Gueau de Reverseaux replied: The
workmen need not 60. They can send
substitutes"
This remark was heard by the work
men. but only the first phrase made
any impression on them. They reported
everywhere that NJ. Gueau de Rever-
seauX. who must be good authority.
had said that they need not 20. The
news went to headquarters that Gueau
de Reverseaux declared that the draft
ed workmen need not obey the gov
ernment This was considered to be
conspiracy. and he was condemned TO
death and executed.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17
.5R[[PIIG CHANGES
IN EXPRESS RATES
EXPRESS BUSINESS AIM0:T A
FAMILY AFFAIR.
Commerce Commission Advises a
Sweeping Reduction Of Fifteen Per
Cent. in Express Rates and Drastic
Reforms in Regulation Of Express
Business.

Washington, July IL Sweeping
reductions in express rates ayeraS-
ing. in general, approximately lJ
per cent; drastic reforms in r5guIa-
tions and Practice; and %conprehcn-
siye changes in the methods Of op-
Grafton, are prCscTibcl in a report
made public today by the Interstate
Commerce Commission IF it's invcsti-
cation into the business Of the thir-
teen great express companies # the
United States.
Dealing r.th the identity Of inter
est between the various companies,
the report finds that while these
companies are separate legal entities,
lit is of interest to regard this fact
that by stock ownership and other
wise they are 30 inrrlaced, inter
twincd. and intcrlockcd that it is
with difficulty We can trace any one
of the greater companies as either
wholly independent in its manage
ment or the -gency Of a single rail
road system. So that while these
companies operate separately and
compete with each other for traffic,
the express business may be said t
be almost a family affair. An inter
estisg genealogical tree, in fact,
might be drawn showing a comm1n
ancestry in all OF the larger cCnp1-
MES. And while many names may be
used to designate these companies.
it is within the fact to say That aside
from the operations Of the minor and
distinctively railroad express com
Danies, the express business Of the
United States is managed BY not
more than three grcups Of interests.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17
RODE A WHALE.
Exciting Experience of a Boston
Fisherman.

Boston, Mass, July 16.-Falling
in with a big school of whales g.
miles south-southeast of the High
lands last Sunday afternoon just be-
fore dusk two dorics from the fishing
schooner Louisa r. Silva. carrying
two men each and large cargoes of
freshly caught ground fish, were
badly damaged by the sportiye
whales.
Two of the four men were thrown
into the water, alive with whalc1,
and one Of the men was carried
some distance On the bao'- OF one.
Seamen Anton sousa and Manuel
Rutal were tEe first attacked. a
whale came up and lohed its Use
through the DORIS hottom,t throw
ina he two seau.ca high i'll the air
Scu-a fell into he wafer on CE1 side
Of the dory and Butal on the other
side.
Sousa struck on the back of a
whale and slid back and forth as
though he were on ice, finally falling
off into the sea. Another d0ry was
attacked and sunk, and the men
were rescued with difficulty.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17
IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE.
ALI Explains To Liz All About The
Flight of Aeroplanes.

Liz-Wot makes EN- go up in the
air, them things?
Alf-W'y, the blinkin' hinjin, yer
silly kid.
Liz-Wcll amt motors got him
jim?
AIf-Ccrsc they as, but they amt
no wings, ave EN-?
Liz-Then it's the wings as makes
EN- go up, amt it?
Alf-Pawtly. Well. it's like this.
They runs along the grahnd a bit, an
then the wind gets under the wings
and hup they go, See?
Liz-Wunncrful, amt ii?
Attest abclt.
Liz-An' on do they come dahn.
then, kf?
W.. Sc SIC hiniin. O. corse.
liz Ert 'ow can they cit the wind
ant from uld5r the wings?
'ow
does a bird do it?
LII dunno.
Alf-You seen a bird, I s'pose,
amt yer?
Liz Eaps.
Allan you seen a bird come
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17

Levee street. between 18th and 18th,
for the use Of the library 1t Is plan
ned for the present to have the libra
ry open two or three times 2 Week.
The exact hours will be announced
soon as decided upon. For the pre-
sent, the members Of the Learners
Club will have charge OF the library
personally, the ladies' serving alter
nately. 1t is hoped that they may be
able to employ j librarian later
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17
Rudest Man Of His Ace.

John Hunter. the famous British sur
geon. anatomist. Psychologist and med
ical writer. who died in 1873, was one
of the rudest men of his age. He re
turned home late one evening from his
round Of professional calls and found
his wife entertaining a few friends.
Grimly he walked into the center OF
the room. stopped and looked around.
Il knew nothing Of this kick up he
said. land / ought to have been in
formed. AS l have returned home for
the purpose Of studying. | hope he
present company will retire at once"
They retired.
Reai progress.
How is father getting % With his
riding leSsonST"
Every well. We children are al
lowed to watch him now lieGende
Diaffor
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17

cents and 2,000 miles for ~ cents,
as against the existing rates Of IS
cents and 1926, respectively. The
cost of transporting 4 twenty-five
pound package LOCO miles viii be
&C cents, against the prc-cnt rate
Of $1.fG, and for 2,o00 miles, $1.G4
araiart the present rate Of $2.2J.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17
BOOKS FOR LIBRARY
RECEIVED BY LEARNERS

The books for the Learners Cir
culatinE Library have been received
and the ladies are now busily engag-
cd in numbering and labelling them
and preparing o catalogue. 1t is cX-
pccted that all will be in readiness
to open the library BY the end Of
this week.
The ladies have secured a room
over the Office Of Capt. VIM. Kelly on
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17
Santa Maria Townsite.

The plat Of the tOwnsite of Santa
Maria was filed for record in the
county clerks Office; yesteday.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-07-17

Your statesmen who are representing you are careful
to wear clean linen and well pressed clothes in or
der to strengthen, the impression that all things
coming from your headquarters, men and goods, all
high grade. The dress of the letters and literature
you send calling upon your customers is as important
a matter as the shave, shine and dignity of your salesman
A little paper and cold type; and a warm inn
preston is guaranteed aside from the APP
peal i'm the text Of your argument.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16

The following is a list of horses
inspected by Samuel Blakeley for
JALucas to be shipped from Ho-
venSD May 4th 1912 to Raymore
Sask
1 bay mare white stripe in face
weight 1000 lbs, 10 wears old
| grey horse weight 400 Id -
years old
] grey mare, VT. 14Oo, 1Oyr. old
bay mare VT. 1000, 4 VT, spot
in face
/ bay mare, 900, Ayr, spot in face
l brown mare, 1000, II VI. star
in face
Same, age 9, star in face
| iron grey colt 1900, 4 yr old
| black horse 1000, II VI, white
star in forehead
| white mare 1000. IL yr old
| sorrel mare 1900. IA yr old
Same, ID yr old
/ grey colt 500. ; yr old
bay mare 900, IL yr old
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16
NOTICE Of PRIMARY ELECTION

Notice is hereby given that, as
provided by law, q primary cleo
ton will be held at the regular
polling place in all the voting pre-
cincts of Potter county, South Da-
kota, on the 4th day of June, 1912,
between the hours of 8 oclockA.M M.
and 5 oclockP.M for the purpose
of allowing the members Of each
political party in the state by their
own separate party vote to choose
their several party candidates for
all state, congressional, judicial,
Legislative and conntyofices which
are to be filled by election at the
next general election, to elect their
several national, state and precinct
committeeman and delegates to
the several party conventions also
to nominate in the same manner
the several party candidates for
the Office Of United States Sena-
tor, which is to be filled by the
next legislature of this State, and
also delegates to the national con-
ventions.
Dated this list day of May. 1912.
L. j. KLEIN, Co. Auditor
Potter County, S. D.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16

to Is. blk $: lots 1 to "a, blk 9. Lott Ito L..
blk 10: lots to II. blk n; lots ] 10 3 ana
10 to l3. blk II; lots 1. >, 6 and "A blk L.;
lots to II, blk IA: lots 1 to l1.Fblk IL;
lots to II, blk 10; lots / TO IL. blk Il: lots
l to ID, block Is. inclusive. all being in the
'riginal plat of the town of Forest City,
Potter county, South Dakota. we're sold for
axes then due and delinql ent for the
year 1905. at a tax sale by the treasurer of
said Potter county, to w. III. .shepardson,
and that the said w. III. Shcpardson is
now the lawful owner and holder of the
certI'lcate OF tax sale of said premises, is
sued at said tax sale.
The right of redemption will expire and
4 deed for said premises be made by the
treasurer of Potter county at the expira-
tion OF SIXTY days from the completed SER
vice of this notice. unless said premises
are redeemed before that time. as provid-
ed by law.
Dated at Forest City, S. D..this 9th day
of May. 1917.
w. III. SHEPARDSON
Lawful holder of said county t%reasurer's
certificate of tax sale.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16
OF INTENTION TO
TAKE TAX DEED

To Warren Gee. the record owner of the
land hereinafter described. and to War
ran Gee, the person in whose name said
land is taxed:
Take notice that on the 9th day of No
vember, 1909, the following described
pieces or parcels of land situated in the
county of Potter and state of South Da-
kOta, tOwit:
Lots numbered one a. to six (l inclusive
in block numbered one "a. lots 1 to 12. in
blk ?: lots 1 to 9. blk 3: lots I to 9. blk a:
lots to 5 blk 5; lots l to 10, blk Z; lots !
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16
NOTICES FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, L.. S. Land
Office at Pierre. : d.. April 30. 1912
NOTICE is hereby given that LYDIA H..
Anderson, formerly Lydia IL. Page, of
Ealcs. SO. Dakota. who on April 20. 1910.
made H.. Il. No serial olU216 for northeast,
section is township 12o north range Il w.
9TH u. NJ. has filed notice of intention to
make commlltation proof. to establish
claim To the land above described. before
the clerk OF courts at Gettysburg SD. ON
the 18th of june 1912.
Claimant names AS witnesses: Ole An
drrSon. j. r.. Adrian. G. q. Peterson. Her
bert u. Lyman. all four of Ealcs. SD
John l.. Lockhart. Register
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16
Dcparimcnt of the Interior, Us. Land

Department of the Interior, L. s. Land
Office at Pierre. $. d.. April so, 1912
NOTICE is hereby given that Theodore
llrmbl of Lelscau, S. d.. who un Drcem-
hrr3 1906, made III. r.. No. 1880 serial
o'ls' for lot ! of section q aud lots and ,
and sc14 of NV a of section z township l.O
north. range u w. 5th PM. has filed no.
ticc OF intention to make iive-year proof.
To establish claim 10 the land above de-
scrihed, before the clerk of courts AT Get
tysbnrs, :. d., on the 18th day of June,
Claimant names as witnesses: Stem
Wcstberg and Martt. Halvcrson of Eales.
SD. and Leonard l6enllam and Herman
Uemhd OF LeIscau. =. ~.
John l.. Lockhart, Register
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16
Brotherhood of st. Andrew.

Program and subjects for discussion for the tenth annual meeting of Proyin-
sml Chapter brotherhood of st Andrew N Niobrara Dcanery. to be held in
Me1ahc Chapel Wounded Knee. Pine Ridge Reserve. June = S, g. 1912.
FRIDAY, JUNE 4. 1912.
{ \. M.-Ioly Communion.
Morning Prayer ... ..... 49,. Paul n. Hawk
chas. King
Response. -*..... Rev. DIR. L. Ashley. President of Prov Chapter
Sermon ..-"... -. ....Rev. Joseph Marshall. Pine Ridge. !. ID.
Gates % tn" Chicago conv av"%" J" o"rasi aa choosing acre
Prayers for Missions. Rev. !r. I. Ashley, Cheyenne Agency. SD.
500 r.. NJ Hymns and Prayers. Rev. Eugene ST.. Bull. Chey m Agency s ID.
Reading Off Reports
s' sa1sa: " hS%s%s i5 sHA" ca" "1 Esvt 's p H' nsn Of thu R1 as IH s'b! be
Doe &c want mon" ..- .s.. -.... . John Tutlc. santce, Nth.
Should members of IS A. visit the SICK? Felix Walker Grow Crock $ ID
Who are Soldiers of chrNts' -. David Dorian, Rosebud. 5. ~.
que Hour. =. ~. ~....-...... Rev. w. llolmc~. Santcc, Nb.
Questions and other matters
SATURDAY, JUNE S.
600 \. M.-loly Communion.
Morning ayer..........Iom Rondcn, George Fire Thunder
Rev William saul sanicr. n b.
What should be The attitude off rsonsin regard to the Holy Feast.
Rev. Isaac futile. ronupinc. $. ID.
Are WcdoIngt the work that members of Il A should da ..
m stephen III. King. Pine Ridge. $. !,
i. \. Moo Meeting. Rev john w. Walker. Winner. SD.
Photograph
80 Song and Prayer Service. -. Rev. George Lawrence santrc. Neb.
{" 'Ts T S'Ss iS '' %fa S's' & i t 1ATi' s ss E %s;:: S!% $$s%: ;; nr:"''' and
'nm ynp"'d "r"ferso OF d. A. G Nm, hn M fsrnnies a act i. regard to
: "" Tor members Of . a to ' s'sr%s" s"%,I'" G5d g it s i"n Da
Remarks from the floor
The President of Provincial Chapter
SUNDAY, JUNE 8
1880 An Morning Service, Corporate Communion
"Chmsts Kingdom $500. Roy DR.. +. Ashley CHEYENNE Accnr, s n
Addresses by different speakers
Rev. Joseph Goodteacher. Andrus, S D
Committee fs,a. q5ssHsaa
DAVID HOPE
Thomas X. WEST.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16

/ buck skin 1000. 6 yr old
| brown mare 100, Z yr old
| black mare 1000, IL yr old
l sorrel mare 100, II VI old
white stripe in face
/ brown mare 1900, 10 VI old
l grey mare 900, 4 yr old
l black horse 900, 1 VI old.
white stripe in face
/ black horse 100, s yr old
T.. j. Klein, Co. Auditor
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16
Dcp'tof the Interior. u. S. Land onico

AT Pierre. SD, April 13. 1919
NWIlCE is hereby given that John
MI. Thompson of Ealcs, :. D.. who ON
july, IA, 1910. made III. Il. No. o1o563. for
go. swa OF ;, sect IL, :; p and n19 Of nw4
range 10 w. 9Th r, NJ. has flied
notice of intention to make final
Communication proof. to establish claim tn
the land abovedescribed, before the Clerk
OF courts at Gettysburg S. D., on the e5th
day OF May, 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Oscar Peterson of Eales. SD.
Clarence Heron of LeBeau S. D..
ID Thompson OF Gettys!.u rg S. ID.
Emil Mangin OF Ealcs SD.
John l.. Lockhart, Register
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16

Capt. kluth returned yesterday
evening with his launch. at $50.
He made so miles the last day.
Leon Poitvas of Timber Lake
IA in town Tuesday and gave
this office Il pleasant call. He
is candidate for county commits
sioncr of Dewey county.
William Lee of LaPlant was u
caller yesterday. He is a frequent
visitor in Forest City on business
and uses printed stationery for
his correspondence.
Miss Clara Rome and Miss
Margie Gates went over To the
Agency Monday to clerk in Whit
lock 4 konnes store during the
rush occasioned by ration day.
Helps a Judge In Bad Fix
Justice Ell Cherry of Stills Mills.
Tenn, a plainly worried. a bad
sore on his leg had batiled several
doctors and long resisted all reme-
dies. II thought it was a cancer"
he wrote. AT last | used Bmck|ens
Arnica Salvc and was completely
cured" Cures burns, boils. ulcers
cuts, bruises and piles.
Only pc ut all druggists.
Mcssrs. j. +. Whitlock and III.
j. Eidam, two of our local capt.
t%alists, en- oyed the privilege of
accompanying Supt. King out
over the Reservation on his ollic-
ial tour. Art Hurley from Get
tysburg also accompanied them as
official Chauffeur.
How's This!--We offer OneHun.
dred dollars reward for any case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by HALLS Catarrh Cure.
+. j Cheney & Co, Toledo,O
We,the undersigned, haye known
r. j. Cheney for the last Is years
and believe him perfectly honora-
BILE i'm all business transactions and
financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by his firm.
Wolding, Kinnon d. Mu1rl'n
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,O
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials free.
Sold by druggists - cents
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16

John Eastman was a pleasant
visitor at The Press office Monday
to get a letter written ON our
typewriter. addressed to the Hon.
Commissioner of Indian Affairs at
Washington. He is making APP
plicatlon for a patent to his land
and full -hedgcd rights of a citizen
of the U. 5.
Escapes an Awful Fatc.-A
thousand tongues could not expires
the gratitude of MrsJ f. Cox of Jo-
liet Ill for her wonderful deliver
ance from an awful fate. ''Typhoid
pneumonia had left me with an aw-
full cough she writes. sometimes
had such awful coghing spells
thought | would die. | could get
no help from doctors treatment OF
other medicines till l used DIR.
Kings New Discovery. But l owe
my life to this wonderful remedy,
for ] scarcely cough at all now
Quick and safe, its the most relia-
bic of all throat and lung medi.
cines. Every bottle guaranteed.
SOC and ST. Trial bottle free q,
all druggists
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-05-16

Program and subjects for dkcnsIonf or1 the tenth annual injecting of lIInvin-
cle hapte Brotherhood of st. Andrew. in Niobrara Dcanery. to be held in
Messiah Chape. Wounded Knee, Pine Ridge Reserve. June T. /, @ 1912.
FRIDAY .IIT\E Z 1919
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-11-16
The Willopus- WaIIopus = By Ebert Hubbard

" He WiIlopus- Wallopus, vulgarly
known as the Steam Roller,
traces a proud pedigree TO the
Royal JUggernaut
The 1913 model of Wfllopus-Wallo-
pus is a self-starter, bail bearings
rubber tires, noiseless. with automatic
fabrication. It comes in various sizes,
built for different purpOses-pOlitical
theological, domestic, medical social,
commercial
The original juggernaut was devised
BY kings to smooth out opposition, put
a stop TO unkind criticism and create
harmony, or a oneness Of sentiment
The workings of the juggernaut
were, in the main, effective, although
history shows that often it happened
that the owner fell off in front Of his
machine and was ground up into little
pig sausages, this being the tate ne
was seeking to bring about for those
who differed from him in opinion.
According to the Law of the Con-
servatiOn Of Forces. there is always q
certain amount Of power in the world.
This power may be centered IN one
place or equalized in space-in one in
dividual or distributed among many
Where one man is too strong, the
many are weak Thomas Jefferson had
this in mind when he said THAT cOun-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-11-16

try is governed best that is governed
least"
Emerson said, The strongest char
acters are never the best teachers
since they tend to iron out all indi-
viduality in the pupils"
Able men, who render quick decis-
ions on all housekeeping affairs, are
apt TO have apologize wives and
brOods of offspring lacking chin.
Cornelius Vanderbilt, he was called
comm OdOTe. marOOned his son, william,
to a Long Island farm. After the
death of his father this son came out
OF hiding, sloughed a few limitations,
and proved himself a better man than
his father even had been. The honest
pride and unfaltering faith in his Will
opus Wallopus was at once the virtue
and the weakness of commodore Van
derbilt.
I once knew a successful business
man who thought he was the Whole
Thing. This man literally worked him-
self to death. The widow. who during
her wifehood had never been allowed
to do her own marketing, took up the
business and doubled 1t in a year. and
did not work herself to death. either.
Every man who does things tha-
have never been done before and does
them well. rides in a WiuOpus-W silO-
pus. He does not, at this date, exactly
run over folks; he just brushes them
Win the IluQ lenders as ne 5llQeS past
IF they afterWard persist in getting in
his way. how can he help it!
The Wfllopus- WallOpus has its legit-
innate purpose in the divine economy,
but it IS easy to misuse it JOY riders
on WiuOpus-W allOpUs, having
sneaked the machine out OF the cOsmiC
garage. always disregard the rules of
the road They run over citizens, and
then stop, pick up the victim and take
him to the nearest Ananias club, thus
absolving themselves from damages.
To avoid the risk of being run down
by a WiuOpus-W auOpus. the gentle
reader is advised to get one of his
Own.-COpyright 1872 international
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