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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19
3s Eight ladies have already taken
advantage Of the Hoosier Cabinet
Club at the Gozy Home this week h
DEATH o b sy..

Died, In this city on saturd lay, Sept.
81, 1917. Lee James Patterson, aged
621 months and 20 days The child
/ had been suffering with bowel trouble
for several weeks.
The many friends of Mr.. and Mrs.
James Patterson. parents o. the child
deeply sympathize with them IN their
sad afiict Ion.
The funeral was held Sunday at $3.50
ID, AZ at the family residence.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19
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North Of Court House Square

Good Groreries 40 70 ire right spot
every tins. This Is the right spot ID
30 50 every time for Good Groceries,
and our prices are Right.
Fort Smelling salmon STEAK, liz
fiats ). rs VI. !. SOC
3. Boneless Cod Ash, lib bricks & Isl
Gopher Brand Red Salmon, lib
afs II 2se
we have Just received d shipment
of Herring, 1912 catch, very flne
per keg E, &. i Il. 4. I. 100
Imported Kippered Herring = cans
4 cans for Il ...s.. .2ss
pound tan Pink Salmon per
can ss.. /. 4. S. /. |, Il. E. 8. Sc
Gopher Brand Full Cream Cheese 22c
Gopher Grand Brick Cheese 22c
|AppetnIost, each \. 50
Primost, each 1. u. 1. . 1Dc
cLoren's Imperial cheese, fl Jars
each TN /. ny 4 Toe
Gopher Cider Vinegar .asc
w Vinegar q Ii asc
Gopher Brand Mixed spiceE, III
different vafisti es; pkg. loo
rg our Imp NV Rice, Ibs. Toe
Imported r, 81 Saga. pound .f2Ilac
imported r. ii rapicca pound s2sac
pEgs rinels Dorm Elak 81 for. 2sc
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19
Stifty dollars. % he NJ having y favor
shown him when nched. otherwise
gilt have esn .ninus TIE imoney.
NoTIcE oE ans ok coAlslI

The CITY Audi of the CITY oi
svaterto wn VT receive bids for nine:
lt tons of soft coa 81 ffor CITY Hall and
thirty tons 81 hard coal HI sibrslriy,.
delivered: Grade 81 coaI e. be specs
lied and eily Scale certtf icates 81
govern 3 sds 70 BE opened |by ths
Board OF Commit ners September
Both 81,
sg Right reserved TO reject any or ali
bids.
hes q. Davis, #
City Auditor.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19

For Sale 1ne new Wag on. ali com;
plete So one new rang picw al
IN INQUIRE at 72e Third AZ s. Es Il
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19

For Sale )ne arge Alze2 Esarnnhals
si'.speciaP Eleyator Potato digger ons
|common size Faro uhar Eleystor Pota-
iitc Digger, two three ~ four horses
Call and see theIas (seo. Dixon
Wglatertown, s: NJ. phons 81 y I2tk
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19

500, "a
.'e
Mayor anc q rs'S = sA aners az
nusu ssns ssass' lAA1s \ llus.y
Take your watch work to HE nav 81
Jewelry Store LOG Oak street "a
E. Luthy. liyine 1ort ,svsat 81 t,,s.
city, ID having AZ cot ffaea 4xsS fss.t
built Oh Ills farm.
IL q 4, y
s. i.aasss I, 80 I'M
NJ
seolnsy As ssnetan returned from ON
80 - IS. I 8, B. \ Lars IS naa
DesaSll ~ IS 81
=. y. SHAW ~ remod eling his resi-
~ 81. ~ a.os :. .'lus' y
Z sol.pts NJ ~ 1's' one ~ sn ss
nousl al1 the slty
Fine line Of hand AN. painted China At
!. " ~ Every Ss1ore' iVoH, 'ak st' IS
5:sssf Mrs, 1pConnor ofs Bryatlt. was the
guest of her 5daugh liter Miss Mary
Sfs D Conner, Of this city
George Dixon reports the sale ~
five Farquhar potato diggers 80 Tar
this season. He advertised them for
some time in the Saturday News.
Miss n oaa small bas 81, ) e, nj 4.
bauIt Minnesota az IN, SIS
Tend ST.. Mary's Academy ffpr the
coming year
Charles Myers 4 Is so,d ssbis ,as;.
Ilence property an + u 4 art,, IA I 4
purchased 4 MOI am, 20; ancs ,,o M,
OF olive place u, rs I'M I, ai,,a
III i ,s /, q, !,
~ 8, IS i. NJ
q ga ~ sSla s. sel'ss 'n's :
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IVY siashIy, LYME south g Henry fll'S',
:. tsi'sIt' neal ssroVer are
ssst sc1s = iS,
ave puils new Iesloe seq en- tfelr
{ nv, .. II 3 q
sSslreas' 4t!les New 1orks den.
s .lss nas palcnaseo 2 me corner iot;
81 W " inomas block on thss
- u saue ana w erect 8 couple q
finoueih & ssloencss tnereon next year 3
KY uass. ass.su. ~ ~. snes arrests
~ 5snAs, lall, y ma 81 ne
8. 4. NC I 49,. s unu . ale persons:
- - go s:ass ois, p y 81
s'1aa,5 IA - y Us lloe nave
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Rarr bnil,,,np ~ an, -. i, .; !, 8,
leased the first tiptr q that b,siIdins
y. for j pool ana billiard nan
4. q \,
/ on the Barr BUILDING 81 north OAR
street. ROSS & sons have the CON nj
tract. The building viii be one story
with full basement, and built ST solid
hy.icrr
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19
cotson EmminiS nv ~.
ness cultts tiolnl III pfobsh 5sld


M Roscos oilins moe esflinesi
c1lttva III a2Os pirobabls yleld ssI
All tions ne dieids 81 Ii
over count shat we MA ins t1e
nompstl Hon showed ths ttact3 81 bsf'
ten cats and cut ation than those
sheIonging to neig hboir .s ia5 had nos
entered sthe lIsts. NJ propoafti ona
we're detinitsiy ana cert lemon,
stlated as A result y sthis confess 1st,
that codington count can EoW good
corn anu md that mo se attantlDn
should be given 70 ne selsctto n ~
early ripening ears lfsor reed;
few days york Al selecting and
caring for seed corn N wv. wiIl richly
repay tho effort
That South Dakota as q state ana
5Codington as "a count should grow
more corn, not only Tor the corn itself
but for cleaning the land ana increas-
ing the following NJ heat GRO III d
that has been repeatedly
emonstrated ~ nearly all farmers
as well as by the experiment stations.
Here's to more and better corn n
1918.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-19
INV soUrH ia ora sIiIp


rhe Ns2s tanting 81. ot Aberdeen
has tusf pnblished 81 new TownshIp
Manual tor the state II South Dahota.
Ths work has besn comp med With
great care and is much superior 10
anyt htng % the hind eser publishsd
here ofore, AS u uide ffor alI mat.
ters pertaining to toWnship i govern.
ment III is lnyalua lbs rs
y Price. Manila pap covers, 90;
full stitfs cloth covers,
4 Send orders to News I.rjnting ca.
publIshers q Township ana School
Books and Hanks. Aberdeen. s.. p. y
That the grasshopp III plag ne ~ not
.sfortune, but y BLESSING ~ dis.
gutse. "a the disco nisde by 1armI
Sers iii the All esiarl valley III South:
west Kansas felfa u tlss chief
crop here; and, because the flelds ars
irrigated from, artesian slls, ttla
growth Is unusually proiifle Grass:
,hoppers appeared tso years. $50 and
cut down the yield. on The advice
~ agricultural experts the alfalfa
farmers began to raise ttirk keys, turn.
ing the birds loose 70 range oyer tbs
fields ana sat hop rlais had the
desired effect the flrk sys not only
keeping the alfalfa clear Of insects
but becoming themselves large
source pf revenue. I|El ssSs'l
John boucher started With one hun.
5dred turkeys during tie season off
1911 The fowls kept down sismage.
30 that be harvested d full crop 81 IN.
falfa III the fall he sold the fnorense
from his flock receiying as I'll Id
twelve cents b pound aThIs IN ie
has taree hundred and ftty tarIe ss
ranging over 100 acres 81 alfa,4
which n yielding him IL hefate Of
two tons per cntttng Ie has cut N
three times ana viii get another can!
cutting The turkeys; AZ iigures Win
bring him gross revenue Of from
$3.50 to $500 IL the fall
Some alfalfa fields IA the artesian
valley Will Yield. for the season ss
high A. seven tons per acre. &.
Bunny al, Who, AZ landlord, gets half
the revenue from $40 acres ot this
CROP will get as HIS 0ne-half Id Iiigh
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Oddities OF Justice.

That the whole theory of penal
codes is practically unsound and OPP
posed to the modern conceptions OF
the relation of the state to crime. is
the contention Of Eugene Smith of the
New York bar. writing in the May
number OF Case and Comment. the
lawyers magazine Illustrating the alb
surdity and disparity between penalty
for crimes In different states. MIR.
Smith says: THE average sentence
for perjury In Florida is ten years. in
Maine one year; for larceny, in Della
ware ten years. In the District of Co
lumbia ten months tine penalty for
arson In Pennsylvania is twice that OF
burglary. but in Connecticut the guilt
OF burglary Is twice that of arson; the
guilt of countclfeiting in Ohio is twice
that OF perjury but in Rhode Island
The guilt OF perjury is twice that of
counterfeiting.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Not Reliably lnfnrned,

The gentleman who wore evening
clothes and the remnants of jag at
9 o'clock i'm the morning was clinging
to the footboard of crowded surface
car In Chicago. AS the car rounded a
sharp curve with jerk the person in
homogeneous apparel fell quickly and
heavily to the cobblestones. He was
picked up by the strong hands Of the
conductor and about 20 passengers
"Collision9?' he asked in dignified
tone Of voice
NO" said the conductor
"Off the track?' further questioned
the victim of the accident.
No.. said the conductor
We'll" concluded he OF the jag, "if
had known that wouldn't have got
off. Popular Magazine.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
WELL POSTED.
A California Doctor With Forty Years
Experience.

In my forty years experience as q
teacher and practitioner along hy-
gienic lines" says Los Angeles
physician, 81 have never found food
to compare with GrapeNuts for the
benefit of the general health of all
classes of people.
81 have recommended Grape-Nuts
for a number of years to patients with
the greatest success and every year =
experience makes me more enthusias.
tic regarding its use.
Il make 1t rule to always recon.
mend Grape Nuts, and Postum in place
Of coffee. when giving my patients in
structions as to diet, for l know both
Grape-Nuts and Postum can be digest
ed by anyone.
LAS for myself. when engaged in
much mental work my diet twice a
day consists of Grape-Nuts and rich
cream 1 find it just the thing to
build up gray matter and keep the
brain in good working order.
'In addition to its wonderful effects
as brain and nerve food Grape-Nuts
always keeps the digestive organs in
perfect, healthy tone. carry it with
me when l travel otherwise am al
most certain to have trouble with my
stomach" Name given by Postum Co.
Battle Greek, Mich.
Strong endorsements like the above
from physicians all over the country
have stamped Grape-Nuts the mos
scientific food in the world "There's
reason"
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book. "The Road to MELVILLE"
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true. aad full Of humaa
Interest. ----.---.-.- =
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
HOW GIRLS
May AVOID
PERIODIC PAINS
The Experience Of Two Girls
Here Related For The
Benefit of Others.

Rochester, N. Y.-"I have daueh-
ter IL years old who has always been
very healthy until recently when she
complained of dizziness and cramps every
month, so bad that would have to keep
her home from school and put her to bed
to get relief.
After giving her only two bottles Of
Lydia 2. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound she is now enjoying the best Of
health. ! cannot praise your Compound
700 mighty. want every good mother
70 read what your medicine has done for
my child. Mrs. RICHARD N. DUNLAP,
SllExchange St., Rochester, NY.
Stoutsville, Ohio. suffered from
headaches, backache and was very irreo.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
PiccadilIy Persifiaoe.

Lady Constance Stewart Richard
son. the beautiful young woman who
danced over here some time ago, has Of
Tended Queen Mary" said a Washing
ton diplomats wife. She actually told
the queen to stand out of the light at q
picture exhibition.
Lady Constance. you know is cap
able of anything. They are telling an
anecdote about her at the Bath club.
"She was walking in Piccadilly the
other day so the anecdote runs--and a
young man attempted TO pass her on
the right, when she also turned that
way. The young man then veered to
the left. and Lady Constance did the
same. And there they stood for a min
ute orr more. overcome by that ridicul-
Gus something which makes two peo-
Pile face to face on wide sidewalk.
dodge simultaneously this way and that
without being able to pass each other
by
Lady Constance. after nine or 10 of
these awkward movements. smiled de-
murely and said:
We'll, I'm sure. if you want to
dance, don't mind--but what's it to be.
the turkey trot or the grizzly bear"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Slow Travel.

Down In Oklahoma they have a rail
road called the Midland Valley. which
Is noted for it's SLOW trains II is told
that young man OF Tulsa asked the
hand Of a daughter from her parents
and was refused on the ground that
the daughter was too young
My daughter is going to Pawhuska
tomorrow for visit. said the father
who is travelling man. and if she
doesn't remain more than a day or two
she will be- old enough when she gets
back"
But she may be an old maid by
that time" protested the young man
Kansas City Star.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Ihe Worm,s Nav.

The Hon. Stephen Colerldge. the
English Observation-Disclosures" said an
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of Philadelphia. lis
delighted with the recent English vivi-
section report. which promises to
abolish even the use of the live bait in
fishing.
MIR. Coleridge once argued here in
Philadelphia about the cruelty of fish
ing with worms
Oh his opponent said. the mere
act that worm writhes and wriggles
when impaled on a hook is no proof
hat 1t is actually suffering pain
No. oh, no. said MIR. Coleridge,
sarcastically Beyond doubt that is
just the worms way of laughing at
being tickled.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
T'M ONLY A LITTLE GIRL
Failing Eyesishs Responsible for a,
OLD Mans Mistake-Rebuke
Hardly Effective.

A certain group of youngsters in an
exclusive West Side residential sec.
ton had been very noisy throughout,
the forenoon
The children were still doing their
utmost to initiate bedlam when a
very angry old man appeared at the
door oil nearby apartment house
he was quite old. and i was evident
that his eycsght was not the best
but he finally succeeded in picking
out a ypunsster Who was aiding very
s'rennously in the noise making.
The AGED man walked over to the
child took II by the hand and walked
back to The apartment When he
reached The doorway he turned to the
child and said:
Don't you know lis against the
law TO make SO much noise?"
Yes. sir" was the meek reply
Well, don't YOU know that youll
be arrested and put in Jail and then
you can never be president of the
United States
Please, sir" replied the child ~
don't care. I'm only a little girl
New York Mail
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Her Excuse.

These people have plausible and
self-righteous excuse for their mis-
deeds" said Senator Bankhead, apro
pos OF certain hypocritica lawbreak.
ers, in an address in Fayette.
They remind me, in fact, OF GER
tain parsons domineering wife. The
parson said meekly one day:
My love, you told me before the
wedding that you knew our marriage
was made in heaven. yet you now or
der me about as If We're slave.
Order, the woman calmly an
swered, is heavens first law"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Delicate Point.

They are a happy Sewiekley couple
They haven't been married very long
IN fact. the honeymoon has barely
waned An elderly friend met the
bridegroom downtown yesterday and
slapped him on the back.
We'll. happy as a lark. SUPPOSE
oh. yes
'How's the cooking"
II have one trouble there. It's just
this. my wife has been preparing angel
food every day for dinner
You must be getting tired OF It,"
Il am. Yet ! feel hesitancy about
saying anything How soon after the
honeymoon would ii be proper to ask
for beefsteak and onions . Pittsburg
Post
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Attitudes In Iowa.

A recent publication OF the United States
Geographical Survey Bulletin 46u--should
be of considerable Importance to engineers
and surveyors. 1t shows the elevation of
about 200 points In Iowa as determined by
spirit leveiIng done from 1896 to 1903 in
elusive under the direction Of r. b.
Marshall, chief geosrapher The work
from 1901 TO 1893. inclusive. was performed
in cooperation with the state
The exact elevations above mean sea
level of these 2W points have been deter
mined by the Geological Survey in con-
liecton with its topographic mapping
The value of these exact elevations as
starting points tn engineering projects re-
5qurng their own surveys is evident,
While a large number of elevations are
shown on the topographic maps of Iowa
published by the Federal Survey, they are
stated on the maps only to the nearest
foot. whereas the bulletin gives the eleva-
tons 10 the thousandth of foot For
example the following statement, descrp-
tive of the highest point In the state noted
in the bulletin. is found under Canton
quadrangle.
r. 100 N, r. As w. northwest corner of
sec. IS; iron post stamped "YNkrN i3l3''
..l.44S457 feet
The numbers stamped on bench marks
represent the elevations to the nearest foot
as determined by the levelman. These
numbers are stamped with three-six-
teenth inch steel dies on tablets OF post
caps to the left of the word feet"
Engineers and others who have occasion
to use these bench-,nark elevations should
refer to Bulletin 460 or apply to the di-
rector OF the survey at Washington, ID. c.,
for the latest adjusted values. using the
bench markings as identification numbers
iat;
free on application to the director at
WASHINGTON
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
a WQhpEREuL DISCOVERY.

Thisis the age of research and experiment when all
nature SO to speak is ransacked by the scientific for
d ds comfort and nsnpnsss Of man Science has In
among the by no means lcast important dis
coNeries In medicine comes that of Thernpon, which
has understand. been used with great success In
thu French Hospitals and that 1t is worthy the atten
nervous Diseases CHRONIC weaknesses. ulcers skin
fact It seems evident from the biz stir created
amongst an specialists that IAERAPioh 10 destined
that formerly the sole reliance of medical
is OF poss Bile to tell sufferers oil should
are Interested and would like to know more about this
say--nraculous cures, have only to send addressed
envelope for FREE book to Or. Le G.ero Med: Co..
for themselves whether The New French Remedy,
s'THERAPloN," is what they require and which
they may have been seeking In vain during life a
untold misssy. suRsins, Ill haaith and unhappinsn
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
VOGUE tn Outer Garments.

According to the Dry Goods Econo-
mist, at the present .ime retailers are
featuring wraps of charmeuse and
di,lm-priced numbers retailing from $40
TO $50 These are usually attractively
lined in some bright color. giving a
pleasing contrast. lace collars and
cuffs are often used as finishing
touch and are very effective. while
white lace is used largely for this pur-
pose Some garments are shown trim
med with black lace. which is cut away
to show the lining underneath.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Law Of Life.

Two men were out walking one day
in sun-kissed California. Suddenly, kiss
Ing time being over, it began to rain
IN torrents and they were miles
from the car line. One man laughed,
long and loud The other wept bit
terly why do you laugh?" he asked
his chuckling companion. Because
] am paying meter rates on water
But why do you weep?" Because 1
am paying $40 day for climate" re-
piled the tourist "One mans meat
Is another mans meat bill"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13

thanks for what Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has done for me.
l had taken other medicines but did not
find relief. Miss Cora B. FOsNAUGH.
Stoutsville, Ohio. R. Ed. No. 1.
Hundreds of such letters from moth
ers expressing their gratitude for what
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has accomplished for their daugh-
tiers have been received by the Lydia &.
Pinkham Medicine Company, Lynn, Mass.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
The Only Man

An elder while baptizins converts at
a revival meeting advanced with a
why, sharpeyed old chap into tine
water He asked the usual question
whether there vas any reason why
the ordinance Of baptism should not
be administered After pause a tail
powerfnl-looking man who was look
ing quietly on remarked
Elder ! don't want to Interfere in
yer business. but | want TO say tina,
this is an old sinner you have go,
hold OF, and that one dip won't do him
any good; you'll have to anchor him
out in deep water over night. Life
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Easily Answered.

These kids | teach aren't a bit
slow observed school teacher yes
terday In fact, I'm afraid they
road the papers The other day pro
posed the following problem to my
arithmetic class:
"A rich man dies and leaves ST.,
100000 Onetifth is to go to his wife,
one-slxth to his son, one seventh to
his daughter. one-eighth to his broth
er. and the rest to foreign missions.
What does each set?''
"A lawyer said the littlest boy In
the class. Case and Comment
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
ono Mans Way.

is Crimson man who makes the
best of what befalls?"
No When things go wrong Brim.
son starts to swearing and soon be-
comes SO interested in thinking up
new forms OF profanity that he for
gets all about his troubles"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
1T is CRIMINAL TO NEGLECT
THE SKIN AND HAIR.

Think OF the suffering entailad by
neglected skin troubles -mental be-
cause of designation. physical be
cause of pain. Think OF the pleasure
of clear skin, soft, white hands. and
good hair. These blessings, so essen
tial to happiness and even success in
life. are often only a matter of little
thoughtful care in the selection of
effective remedial agents. Cuticura
Soap and Ointment do so much for
poor compilations. red. rough hands.
and dry, thin and falling hair. and cost
80 little, that it is almost criminal not
to use them. Although Cutcura Soap
and Ointment are sold everywhere, a
postal to "Cuticura, Dept l.. Bos-
ton. will secure liberal sample of
each, with 32-page booklet on skin
and scalp treatment.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Heard ON the Waterfront.

Some ancient mariners were sitting
IN seaport tavern relating their ex-
,periences of fogs
All" said one old salt. i've seen
some pretty thick fogs In my time
Why. OFF the coast of Newfoundland the
fog was sometimes so thick that we
used to sit on the deck rail and lean
against It. We We're sitting one night
us usual, with our backs to the fog.
when suddenly the fol, lifted, and we
all went flop into the sea A bit thick.
wasn't it," San Francisco Chronicle
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
What she Wants.

Il want you to build me fashion
able home"
Have you any special ideas as to
the style of house you want?" asked
the architect.
Not exactly. / want one of those
modern places. You know the kind l
mean-one with living room too big
to keep warm. and kitchen too small
to cook in."-Detroit Free Press.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
Less and Less.

This is great age we are living
In" said Brinkley. I'VE have smoke
less gunupowder horseless wagons.
wireless telegraph
Yes" Interrupted Cynicns. and
we have moneyless foreigners COM
ing here and contracting loveless
marriages with hear'ess heresses."
Judge
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-06-13
A Fine Distinction.

The friend OF the city editor was
being initiated into the mysteries of
modern journalism
How large staff have your" he
asked
Let me see musea the city edi-
tor We have about fifty men. five
women and three society reporters =
Judge.