Semi-weekly herald., 1912-01-15
The Ways
Of Alice

I'm distressed half to death about
/ her." sighed Mrs. Clinton. She
/ glanced out of the window at her
| daughter, who was seated on the front
/ porch deeply engrossed In q book. Il
never was interested in books to the
exclusion of everything else. and 1
can't see why my daughter should be.
| And for a girl not to caro- anything
about her trousseau IL positively ABB
normal
Mrs. Clinton's pretty face quivered
with mental agony. Alice doesn't
care a bit whether she has any clothes
or not" she declared, bitterly. When
I told her that she simply must decide
on her wedding gown she just looked
up at me with dreamy. far-away ex-
| preston and said: Why must | have
a wedding gown? Why can't Frederick
and just go down to the chapel some
day when We get ready and be mar
ried without any fuss?'
| did you ever hear Of anything so
! preposterous? Why, was simply out
| of my MIND for weeks before / was
married. | thought of nothing but my
clothes. struggled with them all day
and dreamed of them all night, and
that's the normal, natural way for
girl to feel"
Mrs. Henderson, aunt of the repre-
hensible Alice, laughed. why don't
you let Alice do as she pleases7" she
inquired.
Mrs. Clinton frowned Now. sup
pose you're going to take her part"
she said. But 1t isn't particle OF
use. She's the only daughter l have.
so this is the only wedding l shall
ever have In my own family. and I
am determined to get some fun out of
| It, You won't believe me-" barking
back to her grievance, but the other
| day when I asked her II she'd like to
have you go with us to select her we'd
ding gown she looked more interested
than I'd seen her for weeks. That
would be lovely she said But do
you think there's any necessity for my
going? Why don't you and Aunt
Florence go by yourselves? l could
have spanked her"
few days later, as they left the
stationer's shop. after ordering the In
yitations and announcements, with
Alice presumably somewhere in their
| rear Mrs. Clinton said in a tone OF
satisfaction to Mrs. Henderson: Now
We can devote the rest OF the morning
to the wedding gown.
"Show US some of your bridal satin
please" she said to the clerk a few
minutes later. That's an exquisite
| piece" she continued, as he held up
the soft. shimmering fabric which fell
in graceful folds over his arm.
1T is beautiful, isn't tt?" said Mrs
| Henderson. And 1t certainly is rea
sonable. doubt II you could do any
better"
1T is pretty" said Mrs. Clinton re-
fectively. but, OF course, I'm not
going to take the first thing | see."
The clerk displayed bolt after bolt
OF material and was rewarded at the
end of his labors by hearing Mrs.
Clinton say: Thank you very much.
Now we'll go and look at some of the
lighter materials.
81 haven't quite decided what the
bridesmaids ought to wear" she re-
marked short time after, as she and
her sister examined piles of soft, deli.
cate chiffons and fairylike silk mus.
Inns. "If they wear chiffon, don't
want Alice to, Of course. and I think
champagne chiffon or yelling over
messaline would be lovely for the
maids, but intend to decide positively
before anything is said to them.
| "Nou wall on IN RI.pLss apd ioot, ,,
she said complacently,-w when they had
examined every possible material in
the first shop. "I'm going to see
everything before decide"
Some time later. after they had Wis.
tied every possible depository OF wed.
ding gown material and had examined
80 many things that they could hardly
have distinguished brocade from
cheesecloth. with tired faces and dis
heveled locks. they returned to the
first shop and bought the piece of satin
which they had first looked at. When
1t had been cut on Mrs. Clinton heavsd
a sigh Of relief.
Now" she said, Alice. you must
go right up to madames and let her
take your measurements. There's no
time to be wasted. for dressmakera
are so provokingly SLOW"
She paused a moment. but, receiv.
ing no response. she inquired: Don't
you think it's lovely. child?"
There was still no answer. Turn.
ing. she found that she had been ad.
dressing the empty air. There was
no Alice anywhere near She looked
at Mrs. Henderson and Mrs. Hender.
son looked at her Then the two
gasped In unison. Alice was distinctly
not present.
Feverishly they retraced their steps
as nearly as possible to every shop
and every counter In every shop which
they had visited Neither of them
could remember when they had last
seen the prospective bride.
Finally. as last resort, they re-
turned to the booksellers shop where
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