Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-05-25
SPIEGELMYER
MISCELLANEOUS

Mein Lcibcr Adolph: don't vas
write by you for a long time aindt It.
Veil, der vas so much diding down
here now by der political business dot
Teller was shmart If he can get
somepoddy' to talk of another sub
jcct. Oh, bet you idt vas getting SO
hot on der politics down here dot der
political kettle would boil if II vas
SGT down in der middle off der ice
works. ldt Will soon be time to hear
all of der goot things aboudt man
What wants to work real hardt for der
Territory, providing he gets der sal.
airy regularly. II tell you, Adolph,
der vas two times in mans life
when eifery thing What he did comes
before him nit lots OFF vivid. und
dot vas when he vas drowning and
hen he vas running for Office.
OF course dere vas some fellcrs
What don't care When dey vas candi.
dates what ISIS said aboudt dem. But
ir YOU vas a voter und don't care
what happens, shust take ride in a
aerOplane or vote for Link.
Dere vas n lot off talk now as to
how We ISIS going to half a safe una
uncrazy Fourth off July in little
While from now. Der ISIS always
lot off nin.kum-pOops What don't know
how to act any thing sane Dey vas
picking up fate in der hands all der
time und idt ISIS wonder as so many
of dem don't get killed.
Last year on der day What We cele
brate ! see a man What ISIS der father
of five children, get shmart NIT a
big cannon fire cracker by holding it
init his hand When it was lighted
Veil, he will get offer 1t but he will
ncffer look der same, und der fingers
of one hand are sore yet und der
ISIS such miXup of things der doctor
says dot iff amputation sets in he
viii han to han it cut off.
Speaking off safe ind sane things,
you don't forget der man What was
running der public works department
of der city. Veil, he ISIS safe und
sane, he ISIS going to quit der job. He
says as how he saw chance to bet
ter himself. II ISIS funny as how he
could see a chance like dot 80 quick
When idt vas for der betterment of
himself und der chances for der bet.
terment OFF der city we're floating
around In large Gobs but he would
han to take a look through der Lick
telescope to see dem.
Dcre vas couple OFF der auto
speedors mp last week for going so
fast along der streets off der city
und bring to mind dot story "DeT
Quick or der Dead" II you vas quick
you can reach der sidewalk when
auto goes by. If you don't vas quick
you ISIS der other part off der story.
Dcrc ISIS lot off new attachments
on der autos now besides der vOns
What ISIS put on by der sheriff. One
of der best ISIS der self.starter What
don't haff to be cranked but der best
thing in der auto line What could
happen is self.stOpper den all would
be happy. Der vas more as a lot of
Japanese What vas running autos in
Honolulu, toll you, Adolph, dem
little brown fellows ISIS so smart as
any thing. Dey ISIS der nation What
ISIS going to enlighten der world. If
you don't pellet it you shust watch one
off dem trying to put up one off der
. curtains in der street cars. och, der
smartness shtiCks right oudt all offer.
You told me, Adolph, as how you
tii get one off der relics Off der
Ger Maine. ] guess as how ] can re-
member der Maine mid out a souye.
mir. Der vas one thing what will keep
der Maine in my mind und dat vas
dot after der Maine vas sunk gooL
many years der goifcrnent raised
money to raise der ship, und den
sunk der money to raise der ship, und
after der money vas sunk und der
ship raised, der ship ISIS sunk again,
und her place win he taken by shin
What viii be paid for from der sink.
ing fund.