Arizona republican., 1912-12-29
JOLLY PATCHES MAKE MERRY
Annual Dinner of Single Cussedness Society," at Country Club Moans and Groans Over Sad Lot; All Would Wed

When good fellows get together there is usually something doing" and when the good fellows" are bachelors there is very decided something" in the way of jollity Those who live in the vicinity of the Grand canal on North Central ave- nue testify there were sounds i revelry by night on Friday when the bachelors gave their annual stag dinner at the Country club.
 Power Conway, the genial presi- dent of the club. planned the cam paign that revealed the dark parts" in the lives of the members. The delicate mark of attention to each :, one required thought and d lot of 1 bother but it was worth it for il was generally conceded d great and grand success. The only regret expressed was that the tOasmasters many duties prevented him from respond ing to Newspaper Notoritcv" but it is said that he very gracefully side stepped the issue on which he will l be heard later in the season. Whether or not d rule of the Country club was ] broken is not known for it was inn
 
 1 Illustrated his remarks on Should | Tagging Be Allowed in the Country 1 Club?"
 1 Secretary of State sidney P. Os- born threw his hat in the ring and 1 cam,, forward as Our Next Govern 1 or with the unanimous support ot ] every bachelor in the realm. T Did 1 It" declared Ned Creighton and ] E ! ing and fluent speaker q few would ! like to get wise" to the how i Maitland Davies in "A Tenor Voice 1 told of the trials and tribulations ot a musician Joe Cassou modestly re- ] spOnded to "Women l Have Known i There Must Have Been a Reason, said Stephen Goodman so he gave away another one of the secrets. Will 1 liam Ficlas gave an amusing list l when called upon for Closed Season. For What?"e The wonderful versa 1 tility of Charles McArthur was de- 1 mOnstrated as he discussed equally well. Gasoline, Grape Fruit, Hogs l Rag Time Case Cars and Orange Blossoms" Lloyd Newell evidently had more exciting incidents in "A ! Trip to Roosevelt' than many q globe trotter on his most eventfu tour. William Humbert's When" was answered but still remains a question | and no doubt would have been mOr, satisfactorily answered had Mir Hum bert been Alexander Bakers Noble ] Client" "Oh You" Bert Clingan sait ] his and others who furnished fur were George Morse The Greer
 Mountain Boy" Alphonse Page, "Tht Serenaders;" r. H Van Dorm. "Peo- pie Who Live at the Y;" Arthur 1 Luhrs, Marital Contentment;" Nor 1 ris Carpenter. south Side Society; J. Kieth PickreIl, -Ostriches and 9th CT Bipeds:" Donald Green. "A Littl, Bourbon" Charles OMalley. "Remi-
 niscences of the Pest House." Der Kavanaugh, How to Sell Deser
 Land at $200 An Acre" Hugh Gas sidy, Victory" Leroy <. Ladd, Tn Governors Secretary" Tom Trent
 "Oh Honey Man" Stephen J. Jen
 nings, Yale Versus Harvard" J. H
 Holten, Mormon Agriculture" Franl Connolly. How I Kissed the Blarne
 Stone" C. J McElroy, The Situation
 Is Just This Year" 4. R Cater
 How l Love My Trousers" Ide R
 Miller. Why I Am So Chatty;" Gas!
 Redewin, Why l Have Never Mar
 ried;" Harry Hurley, "Ranching;" Ro! 1 Murray. Experiences in a Sceni
 Railway" Cecil Lewis, The Whit 7 Man" Walter Hegc. You Fellers; J D. Cunningham. illinois, Hugl 1 Marshall. How I Managed the Lady; , Fred Humphrey, Does It Pay to B l Polite;" F. NJ. Holmquist. "Munici pal Craft" Lawrence Clark, 'Nev , MexicO;" Paul Renau Ingles, "A Ri Of MistletD,' and Avery Corpstein 1 The Mormon Widow The clu' ; house was beautifully decorated il
 Christmas greenery and scarlet car nations an unimportant detail to tn
 merrynakers. The "eats' were tn ! "hest ever.