The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-11-15
HOgwallOw News.

ing reserved seat for the price of
general admission ticket.
Washington Hooks hound dawg
went to church last Sunday, but went
out before preaching was over.
Sidney Hooks has contracted the
habit of whistling in his sleep. He is
fine whistler and regrets that he is
never awake to hear it himself.
Dock Hooks, the tonsorialist, wishes
to let his customers understand that
while he makes a speciality of shaving
necks, he never talks behind a mans
back.
Luke Mathewsia has purchased him.
self new pocketbook to keep his mon
ey in, but is in worse fix than before,
as he had to spend all he had for the
pocketbook.
Since the killing frost few nights
ago Sim Flinders has begun a search
through the tall weeds at the back of
the postoffice for mule that got lost
last summer.
A mule was LETT hitched at the post
office the other morning, and remains
uncalled for. The postmaster says it
it is not called for in ten days he will
forward same to Washington.
Mrs. Sim Flinders spent Wednesday
at Tickville shopping. She shopped all
day on two dollars by buying that
amount of goods and then having the
storekeeper to take it back.
The Old Miser had potatoes for din
ner Sunday. He has been saving them
up for some time, getting one stuck
over the spout of his coal oil can every
time he buys oil at the Rye Straw
store.
Miss Fruzie Allsop played few
appropriate selections on her accorde-
on seated on her front door step few
nights ago just as the moon was ris-
ing. She was interrupted only once,
and then when cloud floated between
her and the moon.
Poke Eazley is making all necessary
arrangements for the construction of a
house in the near future on Musket
: Ridge. In order to get the house just
exactly the right size he will lay the
floor, then put his family on it, and
then build the house around them.
Jefferson Potlocks, who has a strong
ly developed tendency to take life and
many other things as easy as possible,
has been overhauling his wagon this
week. The hind wheels are made a
good deal taller than the ones in front,
to enable him to travel down hill the
rest of his life.
The postmaster of Hogwallow has
woke up to the fact that he has been
politically blind for the past twenty
years, and on the day after the election
| announced where all could hear him
that he had had a change of heart in
politics, and would from now ON be a
full-fedged Democrat.
A red rag was observed floating from
the end of tobacco stick stuck in a
stump near Rye Straw Monday norm
ling. This was signal that quart of
Ticker was hid in the stump for some
body, but lobe Moseley must of found
lit, as he had the rag tied around his
head Tuesday morning.
The Excelsior Fiddling Band have
lbeen practicing every night for the
lpast three weeks for magic Lantern
show that is to be given at the WilG
Onion school house the last of mex
week. Fit Smith. who lives near the
scene of the disturbance, was com
PEELED to drink quart of Moonshins
! Reel the other IF night to drown thu
noise.
It is more difficult to write a thing
than it is to get up and speak it. Thu
public speaker does not have to handle
his commas and semi-colons; neithe
J does he have to make paragraphs il
his talk, unless it is at thatpoint Wher,
! he stops to take drink Of. suck a lem
I on. That is one beauty about writing
you dent necessarily have to stop ant
suck sour old lemon.
! The steps leading into the Will
| Onion school house were stolen q few
J nights ago. The deputy constable wa
put on the case at once, and has sever
Al of our good citizens under suspicion
as he passed a house. where a mas
meeting on the road question was be
;no held IN the NIGHT of The crime an