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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-07-18

dat's all right what you all SAND
Why am II dat all de handsome m
pretty white gals all get spruced ur
ebort 8 o'clock and walk down Main
street tohward de postofilcey
Interlocutor--That's easy. These
charming young ladies you speak OF
walk down Main street at the hour
you mention to get their mail. That
Is about the hour that the mail IL
distributed. you know.
Mister Tambo-Dats what All
thought ut first.
Interlocutor-But you found TINT
YOU were wronsY
Mister Tambo-Yes, sub. All found
dat de reason desc heah chahrining
youn leddies walk down dat way am
10 size up dem han'some county ON
oials dat's always on dress parade In
front oh de coht house bout dat tine
Ta-ta-tata.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-07-18
l1i'Ing-Up
BY Joe Bush


There is more than one way to kill
a cat without choking It to death on
butter.
The truth OF this adage was demon.
strated a few days ago by Deputy
Sheriff John Schallock. and the story
runs thusly:
Among the boarders In the county
jail Is man suspected OF being
sought by the Portland police. In
order to demonstrate the truth OF this
IL became necessary TO secure q pic
ture OF the prisoner to send north.
But the prisoner was not willing to
be "mugged."
Several days ago. after perfecting
his plan. which included the plant.
Ing" OF photographer behind tree
In the court house square. Mr.. Schal-
lock interviewed the prisoner In the
Jail.
IT'S pretty warm In here" said the
deputy. Better take a little airing
In the park"
Delighted" said the prisoner.
Mr.. Schall0ck escorted the man to
the desired spot. and gradually
Unanswered him around until he
came face to face with the camera.
There was a click. and today the
county authorities have an excellent
picture OF the prisoner,
Interlocutor--Gentlemen, be seat
e5.
Ta-ta-tata.
lnterlocutor-Good evening, Mr..
Tambo.
Mister Tambo-'Evenin', boss
INSTRUMENTATION are you feeling
this evening?
Mister Tamb0-very nicely, sun.
But say. Mister Interlocutor. All got
. question Aid like to az you mighty
pahti-cu-lar.
Interlocutor-Indeed! Well, any
Information am able to give you will
be q pleasure for me.
Mister Tambo - Well. Ah guess
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-07-18
Notice for Publication
(Not Coal Lands

Department Of the Intrior. United
States Land once at Lakeview.
Oregon. June II. 1911,
Notice is hereby given that James
Driscoe. whose postofice address is
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-07-18


n tue
but there was nothing DOING
said the Judge The Gluten has shpp'
l take a couple " minutes to nx H.
home breakfas,
When the from the very bowels OF the car ana again
ick spuc and then all
performed emphatic ahsuag by
Judge wordcn.
s,umpcd said the judge I do not kno"
what is the matter"
the road and considered ways aud
this "A farmer came up
Machine busted" he inquired.
The farmer approached the machine and looked 1t over
that thing tonight au"od
farmer
We do" exclaimed the In chorus
Well house and borrow gasoline
to In that tank The car1i work then
And
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-07-18
PEOPLE you OUGHT TO KNOW
WHEN the AUTOMOBILE BUCKtO :.

few DAYS ago Judge wordcn was dns a'ons 'no @ .n,
In his automobile goes, when so"''"'"s "'
wrong, and the mach To stHnus'"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-07-18

"The carburettor
Is not working just
right" explained
he genial county Of
fetal to his compan-
ion. "I'll have Il
fixed In Just a min
ute"
hut the engine
refused to respond
to the skillful ma.
nipulations Of the
jugde.
II guess the trans.
mission is jammed. +"
he said. I'm have
that fixed In a jiny ="
Hut still the en-.
gine was contrary.
n thought you
;ncw all about auto
mobiles" comment.
ed the judges com.
panion.
Never mind. I
know what's the
matter now" was
the somewhat heat.
ed reply. The en-
gine Is too warm.
Wen have to wait a
little while for Il TO
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
Meet the Blues i'm
a National League Contest

A severe test is on tomorrow for the
members of the West Hudson Football
Club. The schedule-makers of the
National League have ordained that
they must play the True Blues, of
Paterson, at Harrison. First place in
the soccer tournament rests on the
outcome of the battle. At the present
time the Hudsons have the edge on
the field and enjoy q one-full game
lead over their rivals, the Blues. Should
the latter win, the two teams will be
tied for honor, and thus the Paterson
eleven would ave the advantage of
the final battle. Preparations are being
made by the Blues to bring a big dele
cation to Harrison, and a great crowd
is expected to be on hand.
The Scottish Americans of this city
will visit Willard Park, Paterson, to-
morrow afternoon. where they will en-
gage In a National League contest
with the Wilberforce eleven, Of Pater-
son. The Wilbers and the local lads
still have a postponed game hanging
fire, and tomorrow's contest is going
to stand for both exhibitions. Conse-
uuently the winner will have foul
points added to its percentage col
umn. There is still an outside chance
for the wilbers taking the National
League pennant. Should the Hudsons,
who have eighteen points. lose to the
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

All through the winter and down
through the fall Newark baseball fans
have beer reading in the daily papers
views on the Newark team of 1911 and
the Newark team of 1912. 1t has been
maintained constantly and consistently
in these columns ever since Joe Nc
Ginnity and George Solomon began the
reorganization of the fallen Tigers that
Newark would have one of the best
hitting teams in the league, the best
catching staff, an excellent infield, but
a doubtful pitching staff.
Having been fed on the views of one
who has been on the outside looking in
all season, the Newark fans should
welcome an opportunity to get a
glimpse into the inner workings of the
team from men who are the bone and
sinew of that organization-men who
We're with the Tigers last year INC are
aptly qualified to judge the compara-
tive strength of the two teams. 1t
was with this view that the following
articles were written by Assistant Cap
tain Eddie Zimmerman, Bill Collins,
Wyatt Lee and Boil Holmes.
All four are extremely optimistic.
Collins and Zimmerman especially went
so far as TO predict that with a fair
Il of luck the team could win the
pennant. Lee remarked that this years
team is so vastly superior there is no
telling how much it exceeds in strength
last years aggregation. The first arti-
Gle, by Eddie Zimmerman, is printed
today:
7 begin with, we haven't a weak
hitter on the team. We have men this
year who will average well over .260
in the team batting averages or / miss
my guess by a long shot. They'll be
in the hitting every day, and when
one man is not hitting another will be
FASTING the pill. In Swacina, Seymour
and Smith, the three big swatters, we
have a trio of extra fine long-distance
hitters. A team must make runs to
win, that is admitted. but it must also
have good pitchers.
Il think that we can average three
runs per game with the combination
we now have, because besides being a
better hitting team than last year., we
have as good a base running organiza-
ton. We need pitchers-two more good
ones-and if we get them we'll get the
%pennant. We have two of the brainiest
catchers in baseball on our catching
staff in Smith and Bergen. with young
McCarty as a clever substitute. We
never had a real catcher on this team
since I've been playing in Newark.
What I mean by a real catcher is one
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
EDDIE ZIMMERMAN OPTIMISTIC OVER
TIGERS PENNANT CHANCES THIS YEAR

weeks the 1ron Man pitched three and
four full games, and / remember one
week in which Lee figured in five games
and won them all. That was very fine,
but when we entered the home stretch
for the final squirt, McGinnity and Lee
no longer had their kick; they had
tagged themselves out. McGinnity
made one last desperate effort to nail
the flag by putting over the famous
deal-Crisp for Waddell and Spade, but
neither of them was worth a pinch of
snuff to the club.
al can show you three teams in the
league last year that looked just as
good as Rochester, outside Of the pitch
ers. But Camel won out because
George Mcconnell, Ton Hughes and
the rest of the bunch went in and held
their opponents to one and W. runs.
Rochester won more games last year
by one-run margins tina any team in
the league, and all of the scores were
low. You will often notice that the
champion team o not score the most
runs in a season. Toronto had more
runs than Rochester, but Kelley did not
have the pitchers to hold h other
teams down, as Camel did.
That's why / say that our chances to
win the flag depend on the pitchers that
McGinnity gets. The Iron Man himself
should be fifty times better than last
year. His arm is in great shape now.
Lee never looked better to me and
Gaskell is one of the best all-around
developed boxmen ] ever saw in a
minor league. Holmes should win more
than half of his games. Now with two
more pitchers of tho same calibre as
these four we'll be prepared for my
.exigencies, or accidents. A double
header now and then will throw the
whole pitching staff out of gear. That's
why we must be prepared for such
emergencies. In fact, ] think that two
twirlers who could win half of their
games would guarantee us the p%ennant.
If McGinnity gets Schmidt he will have
q wonder.
Without throwing any bouquets, |
think we have a great infield. Kirkpat-
rick at shortstop has not a fault, the
position is new to him, but I have not
detected a flaw in his work, mentally
or physically, and let me add right here
he will hit better than Louden did.
Kirk is of a more wen temperament
than Louden, even though Bill is a
great baseball player. I do not nave to
talk about Fisher. and Swacina will up
hold his end at first"
In the next article Bill Collins will
give his views.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
NATIONAL TURNER'S TO HOLD WRESTLING
CHAMPIONSHIP BOUTS NEXT WEEK

and the finals Saturday night.
The weights for the seven classes will
be as follows: Bantamweight, los
pounds and under; f~eatherweight, lis
pounds and under; special weight, 125
pounds and under; lightweight. 1876
pounds and under; welterweight, las
pounds and under; middleweight, 1853
pounds and under; heavyweight, over
1853 pounds. Diamond-studded gold
medals and ruby-studded silver medals
will be awarded to the winner and
in each class. A silver low
ing cup is offered to the club scoring
the greatest number of points. The
rules of the A. A. Z. will govern the
contests and the committee reserves the
to reject any entry.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

For the last few days we AVE had
big league weather, and should tomor-
row be in any way like them Newark
fans should be satisfied. With a four
teen-inning tie with the worlds cham-
pion Athletics on record, Joe McGin-
nifty and his band of Tigers will engage
in an exhibition contest at Wieden-
mayors Park tomorrow with that other
Philadelphia team representing that
city in the National League. If the
weather conditions are favorable, the
fans from this city should witness a
battle just to their liking. The first
gun will be fired at 8 O'Clock, in order
that we may be able to get home before
shutdown should another 'steen-inning
battle result. AS the pitchers have had
lots of rest, Manager Doom may fling
Grover Cleveland Alexander, commonly
known throughout the baseball world
as Alexander the Great" at the
Tigers. Can this fellow pitch? Well
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
.Snnd-IOfferS to Be Out
in Full Force Tomorrow

catcher, and Schorr, Carney, Saulman,
Collins and F1aeter, pitchers.
.
Manager Dan Scully, of the South
Orange Red Men, has called practise
for tomorrow afternoon IN the TAYLOR
grounds.
3
Here is the lineup of the Alpha A. A.,
a fast semi-pro team of the North
Roseville district of this city: Loomis
n Freda, catchers; Goul, pitcher;
Lawler, first base; John Cribbin. sec
ond base; McAvoy, shortstop; Willis,
hire base; James Cribbin, left field;
Schimpf and Kirwan. centre field;
Richards and Junker, right field.
Madison A. A., Newark Athletics.
Rosevilles, Parkviews, Ir~onsldes, Co
lumbias. Forest Hill B. B. c., West
Sides, Spartans, Hustlers n 'steen
more minor and sandlot aggregations
will be in action tomorrow.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

1t is rlmored hat Jack Flynn OF
Chester Spencer, now with the Wash
ington Americans, will be turned over
to Manager Camel, of the Hustlers,
within a few days. Kaiser Wilhelm
yesterday signed his contract with the
Eastern League Champs"
The Maps have released Pitcher Swim
dell, Infielder Hendry M Utility
Fielder Barr to the New Orleans South
ern League club.
Ben DeMott is pitching ball in mas
terly style just now, and should be a
regular this season, so says a Cleveland
paper. There is no reason why the
Jersey lad shouldn't make good with
the American Leaguers.
Paul Cobb, brother of the famous Ty,
has been given permission by the Lin
coin, Western League club to negotiate
for his release. Anybody var a Cobb?
going, going, somewhere?
AL Shaw. of the Maple Leafs, has de-
veloped the home run habit already. AL
expects to keep up circuit driving dur
ing the championship season, but we'll
see.
There is one thing that makes the
Giants a dangerous team. No matter
how many of their men are thrown out
stealing they do not stop trying. Nc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
DOOin'S PhiIIieS VIII Be
the Guests OF the Tigers

he has not allowed the Athletics a run
in the three games he has worked
against them.
Who will dc the heaving for the
Bengals has not as yet been fully de-
cided. Newarkers may get a glimpse
at Heinie Morrow. the recruit secured
by McGinnity from Brooklyn. Then,
too, Bobby Fisher will be at the middle
station. That helps a little, with the
addition of Swacina on first, Kirkpat-
rick at short and Eddie zimmerman
on third. It's an infield that should do
well against any of the majors.
Some of the best sport dopers are
picking the Phillies to take the Ma
tional League championship. This adds
more to the interest of tonorrow's
game. All the regulars will be here,
including Luderus, Doolan and Doom.
Sherwood Magee won't appear, as his
wrist has been fractured by a pitched
ball.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
BASKETBALL
GAMES TOMORROW.

Hay View Seniors VS.. Bay View
juniors, at Bay View Hall (afternoon).
Dominicans VS.. Ironside r. O., AT
Electric Park (evening).
Ironside A. G. VS.. Ironside Fenther-
weights, mt Kunzmann Hall (eye-
ninG).
National Turner Juniors vs.. Fulton
Five, at Turn Hall, Bruce street (eve4
ning).
Turn yerein yorwaerts va. AlI-Amer-
noon).
AS an added attraction, Knockout
Brown, the noted lightweight boxer,
will officiate at tho Dominican and
Ironside basketball game at Electric
Park tomorrow night. The Newark
baseball players will also be the guests
of Doc Dougherty. The game will be
the deciding one of a series of three.
Such stars as Conlan, Bruggy, Millar,
Doyle, Knochel, Stump, Curley, Boyle,
Jones and Mckinley will be in the fray.
Bay View Seniors VS.. Bay View
Juniors. That's the attraction at Bay
View Hall tomorrow afternoon. 10
looks rather one-sided, but watch the
outcome. The Wheelmen are repre-
sented by a junior combination hat
could easily give the best senior COM
bination in this vicinity a battle. 1t
will mark the final basketball contest
at the South Sixth street court ana a
good game should result.
The Ironside A. C. will close its sea
son at Kunzmann's Hall tomorrow eve
ming, when 1t will play the Ironside
Featherweights. 1t will be a benefit
game for the former.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
BY sHMI.pRO.

All the big sand lot aggregat1onS Will
be out for the first time tomorrow.
No regular contests will take place,
however, but some strenuous practise
will be INDUCED in. The Ironside +. c.,
Newark Athletics, Roseville A. c.,
Forest Hill b.. B. c., Madison A. A..
West Sides, Spartans, National Turn
ers and a number of other minor teams
will be out.
The Worthington regulars and the
Y~annigans played a practise game at
Wiedenmayer's Park yesterday after
noon, and the result was a II to / vic
tory for the former. 1t was practically
the first time this season that the Pump
Works nine had engaged in a strenuous
workout and an the players showed
form. The features were the pitching
Of Harry Hipfel and AL Dalloy for the
regulars. Toomey and Levine both
caught well, while Joe Shields was the
star at bat. Dalloy famed seven of
the twelve men who faced him. Kid
Mailing, the former Newark Eastern
League shortstop, played that position
for the regs yesterday and f1elded well.
Geunop played first; Shields, second;
Pfaler, third base; Fisher, left field;
Estes and Harris, right field, and
Tonge, centre field.
1t is rumored that Joe Sachs, catcher,
formerly with the champion Hyatts, of
the Manufacturers League, and who
later left the factory for the Worth
ington Pump Works, has quit the Har-
rison shop, as well as the team, and
will play for the Parkviews on Sunday,
catching for Les Teed. He wants to
play with some semi-pro nine Saturday
afternoons.
The following members of the Forest
Hill b. B. c. will report for practise
on Columbia oval tomorrow afternoon:
Machette, Ravens, c. R%othfuss, Harry
Rothfuss, Kuhn, Haberbush, Andrews,
McAuliffe, Stepler, Blum and Werth.
Joe Lennon has been signed by Andy
Coakley's big Paterson semi-pro team
again, and will play third base against
the New York Giants at Paterson to-
morrow afternoon.
On Licorice Oval tomorrow afternoon
the Roseyille Tigers will practise. The
Tigers will open the season the fol-
lowing Sunday, meeting the Lafayette
A. C. The Tigers will line up as FOL
lows: Outielders, Juliano, Masco and
Stadler; second base, Stout; third base,
Rapp; first base, Schall; shortstop, c.
Stadler; catcher. Skidmore; pitchers,
Dubuc inc Vogel, and utilities, Keaton
and Kiefer. George Stadler, who re-
sides at GAS North Sixth street, says
his team is open to meet all semi-pro
mines. He also has a phone, 3109-J
Branch Brook,
The Northern New Jersey Baseball
League is organized. The league is
composed of six of the best sandlot
aggregations in Bergen county.
The Royal A. A. will practise tornor-
row.. The team will line up as follows:
M. London, first base; Cattany, second
base; Gauslen, shortstop; Ingram, third
base; Cooper, left field; Burke. centre
field; Kellert, right field; bernstein.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

with can plot and plan and put some
thing over during the games-catchers
who are constantly outguessing and
crossing the opposition. Hughey
Hearne was the nearest approach to a
real catcher that we had, and Hughey
was always figuring to save his arm,
which had gone back IN him when he
came to Newark.
'In 1910, with another pitcher to back
up McGinnity and Lee, we would have
won that pennant in a walk. McGin-
nifty and Lee worked their heads off to
keep the team up in the race. Some
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

Graw believes that the chances favor
the inner
Jack Lively, who was handed over to
the Detroit farm in Providence, is do
ing fine work with the Grays. He is
expected to be one of the mainstays in
the box this season.
The Boston Nationals have heard
good news. AL Bridwell has wired
President Ward hat he will report in
a few days. His foot is in good shape.
All Fred Lake needs to do now is to
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
BEN DOUGLASS RETURNED
VICTOR OVER YOUNG JONES

Ben Douglass, of Newark, outpointed
Young Jones, of Brooklyn, in a fast
%ten-round bout last night at the
American A. A, in Brooklyn. Young
Fredericks and Young Allen fought six
fast rounds to a draw.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

pick from nine twirlers a regular pitch
ing staff. Cavet. Lively and Slime are
sure of their jobs.
Frank Bowerman, the former big
league backstop, is managing the Lon
don Club, of the Canadian League.
First Baseman Paulet and Outfelder
johnson, Of the Giants, have been
sent to the Providence International
Leaguers by Manager McGraw. 1t is
also understood that Fullenwielder, the
Giants pitching recruit, will also wear
a Gray uniform this season.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

The annual wrestling championship
of the Amateur Athletic Union will be
held next week under the auspices of
the National Turn Verein at the club
house. 211-219 Bruce street. The pre-
liminaries will be held Thursday night
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06
KELLY MAY PLAY WITH TABS

Johnny Kelly. who guarded left field for
the Newark international Leaguers last
season. is being sought for by Manager
Burns, of the big T. "A. B. S. team, of
Elizabeth. With the addition of Kelly the
Betsytown aggregation would have one Of
the strongest se1ni-pro outfields in this
section, in Bertwhistle, Griffin and the
clever Johnny.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

True Blues tomorrow and the Wilbers
win the latter would be on even terms
for first place.
On Monday the Wilbers will travel
to Philadelphia to play the H%ibernians
in an exhibition contest.
The Brooklyn r. C. will meet the Pat
erson Rangers in a National Soccer
League match at Brooklyn tomorrow
afternoon. 1t will be a fine workout
for the Rangers. cup hnalists, and Man
ager Richie will take all of his regu-
lars to the Dodger town.
At Morris Park tomorrow afternoon
the Newark F. c. will play the Yonkers
eleven, Of Yonkers. N. Y, in a New
York District League match. 1t will
be a postponed contest, and a defeat
for the locals would probably mean a
championship. Thus Joe Quinn's team
will try their mightiest to dispose of
the New Workers.
The Sheffield A. r. G. and the Kings
ley A. A. will engage in a st. George
League game at Parkview oval tomor-
row afternoon. It will be the final
game of the season for the former
eleven. and they r pulling hard for a
victory.
Members of the Robert Burns eleven,
of Harrison, will visit Staten Island to-
morrow afternoon to meet the Favorite
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-04-06

Edmund Lamy, Saranac Lake skat-
ing champion. has signed with the
Mansfield team in the Ohio State
League. E