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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
TRENTON FAIR TICKETS.

30 successful has been the Trenton
Fairs method Of grand stand ticket dis
tribution that 1t will be continued this
season. Tickets will be on sale on
and after Tuesday. Sept. II. Grand
stand seats will be 80 cents. except on
Wednesday and Thursday. when the
price will be 81. Clubhouse tickets Will
be 81. except for Wednesday and
Thursday. when 81 will be the charge
All orders must be sent to II, La Rue,
agent, box los. Trenton, N. j., and
must be accompanied by cash or GER
tilted check. postal or express money
order. payable to the Interstate Fair as.
ISOLATION
Not more than six tickets will be sold
with any one order.
The postmark on the envelope bear.
ing date Sept. 10. and after that date
will be the only guide as to the filling
Of the orders. the earliest postmark be
ing given the preference.
Tickets remaining unsold after the
mail orders are filed can be obtained
at the box office on the ground after
0 O'Clock on the day for which they are
issued.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

New Jersey, is stranger to the Vita
interests of the state. Entering its
politics through the doors Of uni
versity he brought with him cloistered
ideas on the tariff question learned
from British text books. To him the
British system, which has filed Lon
don with 100000 paupers. while Great
ing enormous wealth for the privileged
classes to squander In sumptuous pleas
ures and Injuries. is the ideal one. He
has so little real sympathy with the
American worker that he would merei-
lessly subject him and his family TO all
the hazards Of an experiment in gov
eminent, the immediate effects OF
which would be universal disaster. By
what spell. what witehery, can Gov
ernor Wilson prevail upon the people
of New jersey, upon its workingmen,
its business men and its manufaetur
ers, to vote to give him the power 10
the government to carry out his free
trade ideas?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
HAY FEVER ILLS
QUICKLY RELIEVED
With a Cleansing, Healing
Antiseptic Cream. Stops
Sneezing Instantly

Many people suppose there is no cure
for Hay Fever, and think, once one has
had an attack, they must suffer every
summer from haying time until frost
comes. Some of the more fortunate
seek relief in cooler climate, but thou.
sands suffer at home, and often make
their condition worse by using strong
snuffs, powders and sprays.
There is no need of your being a vic
tim of this disease any longer, and you
don't have to run away to escape il
either. just get fifty cent bottle of
Ely's Cream Balm, place little in the
nostrils, draw the pleasant, aromatic
fumes back into the head, and see how
quickly you will get relief.
1t opens up the air passages almost
instantly, stops the sneezing, running
at the nose and weeping. Furthermore,
1t doesn't simply give you temporary
relief, but it heals and strengthens the
sensitive membrane lining Of the nose
and throat, and restores it to normal.
healthy condition, thus protecting YOU
against return of the trouble.
All druggists sell and recommend It
Get bottle to-day. If you are not salts.
fled after fair trial, your druggist viii
give you back every cent you paid for it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
TAKES PALS PLACE IN JAIL
Man Breaks Into Lookup and Frees
chum, but Lands In latter's
Cell.

Altoona, Pa.-Breaking into the bor-
ough lookup at Tyrone. William
Neugebauer liberated comrade, VII.
liam Davidson, but subsequently land
ed in the cell vacated by the lat
ter.
Davidson was arrested the other
day for disorderly conduct on train
between Altoona and Tyrone. and
was confined in the lookup to await a
hearing. Neugebauer went to the
lookup about midnight, picked the
lock on the door and walked In. found
the cell keys hanging on a peg.
opened Davidson's cell. and the two
departed a few hours later.
"Hey, Billie! Let me out, too"
cried another inmate, but the request
was ignored, whereupon the unliber'
ated one "peached" on Billie to Chief
OF Police Wands a few hours later.
Neugebauer was arrested. and when
arraigned before magistrate made
no defense, so he was held for court
Meantime his pal. Davidson. has gone
away on a vacation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
MANY Driven From Home.

Every year, in many parts of the
country, thousands are driven from
their homes by coughs and lung dis
eases. Friends and business are left
behind for other climates, but this is
costly and not always sure. A better
way--the way of multitudes--is to use
DIR. Kings New Discovery and cure
yourself at home. Stay right there,
with your friends, and take this safe
medicine. Throat and lung troubles
find quick relief and health returns.
It's help in coughs. colds, grip. Group,
whooping cough and sore lungs make
it positive blessing, soc and Sl.00.
Trial bottles free. Guaranteed by all
druggists,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
SKELETON OF GIANT
REMAINS OF A BIG INDIAN FOUND
IN CALIFORNIA.
Seven Feet Four Inches Was the
Height OF Member Of Extinct
Race Whose Bones Were
Dug Up.

San Francisco, Gallup TO about
300 years ago a giant race of Indians
inhabited the coast region OF Califor-
nia Remains OF these have been dis
| covered In the islands OF the Santa
/ Barbara channel. To William Alt
mann, assistant curator OF the Golden
Gate Park Memorial museum. belongs
| the honr OF discovering one OF the
tailest and best preserved skeletons
| OF this extinct tribe.
Altman utilized his vacation in ex'
carating an old Indian burial mound
in the nursery Of Thomas 5. Duane,
two miles from Concord. in Contra
Costa county. The giant skeleton was
found ten feet from the surface. and
around it were large number OF NOR
tars and pestles, charm stones and
obsidian arrow heads.
The skeleton has not yet been
mounted, but the bones were assem-
bled on a table In the curator's OF
fee and placed on private exhibition.
The bones are in good state Of pres
ervation, being hard and hrm, al
though brown with age. Two or three
of the vertebra are missing. and the
skull is broken into three parts. The
skeleton measures seven feet four
inches. The tibia is seventeen inch
es In length.
The skull is In great contrast with
that Of the Digger Indian Of the pres
ent day, being of q much more intel
lectual type. The under jaw is square
and massive. being remarkably thick
and strong. Either the dead Indian
was Of great age OF he subsisted on
hard food. as shown by his molars,
which are worn perfectly fiat and
close to the gums.
The find is Of the greatest import
anee to anthropologists the world
over. confirming as It does. the theory
advanced when the giant skeletons
were unearthed In the Santa Barbara
islands, that a superior race OF lndi'
ans, physically and mentally, preced'
ed the Digger and other native races
OF the present day. This 70 evidenced
also in the pestles and charm stones
found near the body.
The former are ornamented with
phallic carvings. whereas the pestles
made by the former and present day
Diggers, are not carved or ornament
ed In any way. The charm stones are
OF baked clay, beginning In the arr
OF pottery making which are not
found with Digger remains.
This interesting find was made on
the Salvador Paeheco ranch, part Of
which is occupied by Duane's nursery
II is Altmann's intention to make
further exploration Of the mound a
an early date for other relics OF the
bygone tribe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Moore lived up to his theory tina.
loves yeahg dream is the sweetest
thing In life. He never let one love
get old before he supplanted 1t with
a new. Carey had his Sally of sally
In Our Alley" fame. Surrey loved Ger
sldine from the time she was child
In short dresses. Corneille. the astutc
lawyer. fell in love and became the
brilliant dramatic poet. Thus it seems
that love. whether successful or other
wise. for time inspires its yotaries.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
FIRE FIGHTING TO BE
FEATURE AT TRENTON FAIR

SURPRISING Its novelty features Of
former years. the management of the
Trenton Fair this year will give to its
patrons genuine fire lighting battle
A house will be built In the space In
side the half mile track. which will be
set on fire each day, The Webb Auto
mobile company will then demonstrate
the most up to date methods of fire
fighting In the great American cities
where the automobile has superseded
the old style of horse drawn machines.
Every one understands the wild ex.
element caused by Are. 1t viii all
be faithfully reproduced-the ringing
of the gong after the alarm OF fire has
been sounded, the rush of the automo.
biles to the fire and the successful bat.
tie to extinguish the destructive flames.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

In Rome slaves. when they received
their liberty at their masters hands.
wore cone-shaped felt hats. which
came TO be the symbol OF liberty.
After the death Of Nero the citizens
OF Rome wore pointed hats TO show
tnat they were relieved from the OPP
preston Of tyrant Later on. when
the Netherlands threw of the Span
ish yoke, they adopted a hat In the
coat Of arms OF that nation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Scientific Attainment.

The porous Lead Of Prof H. T. Han
over Of the Danish Polytechnic high
school Of Copenhagen, Sc said to be
the result Of many years Of study OF
the problem Of accumulation eHeiency.
The lead is filed with cavities %
small as TO be visible only through a
powerful microscope. but they dimin-
ish weight. and they add so much 10
the surface that It Is said storage bat.
teries have their capacity increased
FIVE times without addition 10 their
size or weight.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
One Thousand Dollars Reward.

will pay One thousand Dollars
reward, cash, for the detection and
conviction Of any person or persons
implicated in the burning of my home,
situated at Whitehouse Station, N. j.,
about P. NJ. on the fourteenth day of
November past. The Rev. II. l..
Jones, pastor of the Dutch Reformed
Church OF Whitehouse Station, who
was one of the first to enter said house,
advises me that he is positive same
was fired by use of naptha or some
other inflammable material. All others
who endeavoredlto save my home ad
wise me practica ly the same.
JAMES N. PIDCOCK,
Pennington, N. J.
z-26'I2.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
She Knew Hin.

-Good-by foreverl" said the young
man. coldly. as he prepared to depart.
Il leave you now. never TO return"
'Good-by," said the fair maid In
the pRrlor scene But before you go
let me remind you that you can tele-
phone me In the morning ever so
much cheaper than you can send q
messenger, and you can buy me 8 box
OF chocolates with the difference"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Mems Defects Sized Up,

The ten chief defects Of men. as de-
cided by the votes Of the women read
ers Of Femina, one OF the most popn-
lar women's weeklies in France. are
egotism, easily first with Asst votes;
then come jealousy. 1858; infdelity.
1888; intemperance. 1.4lT; cowardice
Tor rather base mean-spiritednessl,
1850; immortality, 1910; despotism,
LOST; anger 1851; conceit. 1000. and
idleness, 935.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

In Luzon, the Philippines. there
dwells race of dwarfs known as the
Aetas, whose average height is four
feet eight or nine inches. They live
In the mountains OF the interior. thus
bearing out the theory OF one author
ity upon little peoples that most, II
not all, of the dwarf races survive
only In the most inaccessible parts
Of the continents or islands to which
they belong.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

A discussion on appointments TO the
Most Noble Order of the Thistle gave
rise to a caustic saying on the part OF
Disraeh. Among the. names suggest.
ed was that OF certain peer. who dis.
played more zeal than judgment In his
support of the Conservative party,
"Oh, MOI" remarked his ungrateful
chief. 81 couldn't give Lord - the
Thistle. He'd eat It,"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

II peat Is mixed with lime and scwn
with nitrifying fernents. its hlAments
become incased with masses OF nj
trates. Wherever there are peat
boys 1t Is possible to obtain nitrates
equivalent in quality to those of the
great nitrate deposits In Chile. The
Dogs, hitherto regarded as good for
fuel only. are thus found TO be unde-
veloped sources Of wealth.-Harper'
Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

A Maori has been completely cured
of leprosy, aftor three years treat!
ment on Quail Island. N. e.. by DR..
Upham. The patient when taken in
hand had the disease In an acute
form. This is the second cure from
there, and the two other cases there
are making good progress toward re.
covery.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Slamese Clothes.

In Siam both men and women wear
the "panung," which Ia described as a
piece of silk or cotton cloth wound
round the hips, the slack being rolled
up. passed between the legs and hitch
ed up behind in such a way as to
give the appearance Of a pair OF
loose knickerbockers. For waist COW
erings the women wear jackets or
blouses and the men wear coats.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Few things matter more to US than
the entry of choice ideas into our out
look. Let the practical" man con-
denim them II he will; those minute
and delicate powers give the tinge to
our thoughts. the bias to our theories,
that determine our whole attitude to-
wards life and shape the destiny OF
nations.-George Bourne.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

The most important thing Is abso-
Lutte rest Handle a sprain as little
as possible. immense the foot In
water as hot as 1t can be borne.
Place folded towel around the part
and cover with bandage. Keep the
foot elevated In the case of a
spralned hand or wrist apply pad.
ded spllnt and put the arm In sling.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Cabole, a beautiful tree that grows
on the west coast of Africa, and is also
found on the island Of st. Thomas, 10
said to furnish the most costly wood
In the world. 1t somewhat resembles
teak. and takes on very high polish.
Its price is quoted as about $500 a
cubic meter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

A well person can make fair sue
cess; healthy person better sue
cess; wholesome person cannot only
do the biggest things In life but he
can help others succeed. He is the
individual who leaves a trail OF sparks
after him. whom you visit and feel re-
freshed, whom you leave with re-
newed inspiration. He makes people
feel better by his presence.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
40 ~. Union Street.
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down.what
ever food or medicine NAV be offered Won
Or 40 Won want 10 know sometbing ~ Tho
", w you "ans W Ano" soniee mn vi tue
composItion anu cnaIaceer oi tiat whlcn
you TAKE into your stomach whetner as
food or medicine2
Most intelligent and sensible people
now-a-days insist on knowing what thew
employ whether as food or as medicine
n p;ar.a baI,a,,aS a., - 49,,
-. a. ~ ,os. WY hato pc -
hsnt 70 "stss upon such knowledge 30 ne
publishes BROADCAST and on each bottle
wrapper, what,bisrnsdicines are made of
and verI6es -ley1f15ereaiN This he feels
he can WI lhord m do hecaf,se fba NO.
M 7ngrsdisnts N wb,eS fis r,adJoi.s y
y ~ ly-.,ss
Ale m4og are sl9ole9 Sn9 unoersI2od the
more viii tnelr superior curative Virtues
& 2pnreclatad.
For the cure OF woman's peculiar weak.
nesses. Irregularities and derangements.
giving rise 10 frequent headaches hacE.
.ch. dra,rirr-dou,n nain ~ a,s.rosS a.,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
FLOATING Baths Condemned.

Floating baths near great cities are
now condemned by sanitary authori-
ties. The vast quantities of sewage
that are discharged into the waters
that usually border such cities are
thought to be productive Of disease to
bathers, and certainly render their
additions of doubtful value as clean
sing agency.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

"Virtue is its own reward" quoted
the good young man. Yes" replied
the black sheep OF the family, "the
prodigal son got more fame than his
virtuous brother who stayed at home
and behaved himself"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Mere Matter Of Choice.

Marie" asked the star of her maid.
gazing perplexedly at her reflection in
the mirror, what was about to do
step into the bathtub or go on the
stage?" Marie shrugged her shout
ders. How can tell? Mademoiselle
is dressed for either."-Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Matter OF Supply.

The witness testified that he had
been Knocked down by motor.car
and that the chauffeur. who was Joy
riding. had given no warning Of mis-
approach. do you mean" asked the
Judge. that he didn't have a horn?"
mo, your honor" replied the witness.
II think he'd had too many"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Rents in Paris have increased heav-
lily within the last decade. The num-
Der OF vacant dwellings Is constantly
decreasing and many citizens fear that
within FIVE or six years they will eth
or have to pay unbearably high rents
or move outside the city.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
NEW JERSEYS
TARIFF BENEFITS
Growth and Present Magnitude
Of the States Industries.

Half a Billion Dollars of New Wealth
Created AnnuaIly-Employnpent For
Armies of Artisans-Free Trade
Would Be Economic suieide-Wiison
Gets His Theories From British Text
Books
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Rich Copper In Nova zembla.
Copper ore discovered In Nova
Zembla IL said to be 40 per cent. pure.
Steps are being taken to mine 1t.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

II Is a curious fact that In the Ba-
hama islands. which were settled more
than two hundred years ago by Lon
doners, the Cockney dialect is as
strong as 1t IL In Cheapside.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Truthful Advertising,

A strong movement Is on foot to
make advertising truthful. one OF the
startling results being that mer-
chant offers cracked good patent
leather shoes at three dollars pair"
Toronto Mail and Empire.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Wide Choice Of Thermometers.
In America is used the thermometer
OF Fahrenheit. German: In Russia
that Of Celsius. a Swede. and In Ger
many they use that of Reaumur, q
Frenchman.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Increasing Demand for Coal.
The coal consumption of the world
has just about doubled every ten
years for the last century.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
SfrannA

It Is strange that so many men
make fools of themselves when there
are so many others who desire to do
the Job for them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

A kid who attended the circus the
other day is said to have asked his
father; Say, If one o. them Arabs
would fall off his horse an knocked
his teeth out, would he talk gum ara
bic2"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Never Again.

THAT portrait doesn't resemble me
at ALL" Pardon me. madam. but I
once made portrait for lady that
assembled her."-Fliegende Blaetter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

When man makes politics his pro-
fession he begins to cultivate the
habit OF seeing only one side Of a
thing.-Chicago Record Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
The Men Who Succeed

as heads of large enterprises are men
of great energy. Success to-day, de-
mands health. To all is to fail. It's
utter folly for man to endure q weak,
rundown, half alive condition when
Electric Bitters will put him right on
his feet in short order. -Four bottles
did me more real good than any other
medicine ever took" writes Chas. b.
Allen, Sylvania, Ga. AFTER years of
suffering with rheumatism, liver troub-
lie, stomach disorders, and deranged
kidneys, am again, thanks to Electric
Bitters, sound and WE'LL" Try them.
Only so cents at all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Broad psflnltlon.

Father" asked little Andy, what's
leading woman?" ANY woman" re.
piled father. who is married. Judge
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Christabel Pankhurst says she
really wouldn't venture to advise
American women. Wherein Christa-
bel shows the acumen of that sophisti-
Gated parsonage. the American mar
ried man. Cleveland Leader.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Oblivion.

III our man doesn't make a record
In the legislature" says the Whitsett
Courier "well send him to congress.
where he'll be lost sight of and never
heard from again"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
We are Still Doing Business
at the Same Old Stand

ND DISPENSING THAT DELICIOUS SODA AS OF OLD
THE weather is getting of the kind that
makes you thirsty. SO give us call and if the
ice don't give out you wont be disappointed
Also full line of Drugs and Medicines that are
fresh and reliable
Prescriptions carefully compounded.
MAIN ct. PHARMACY,
COR MAIN AND oHURch sTs.. LAMBERTvILLE. M
E.W. cLossoN. Paor.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
signature ssa'a spo Of &<bAzIAs
Small Reward.

Kalamazoo, Mich.-A Burdiok hotel
chambermaid, who found sac. 900 worth
OF tewelry belonging to New York
salesman which had been lost for IL
hours. received 81 reward.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27

Uncle Pennyvslse says:
A man with a monocle always has
something to live for.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
TROLLEYS TO TRENTON

Cars leave Bridge Street. Lambertville, for
Trenton 6:15, 7:i5, s:i5, 9:15, 1918, Ills a. m
i2i5. l;5 2i5. 1918, Ais, SIS, 6:i5 7l5 SIS, sio,
1915, iI:l5 D. M; 1915 midnight, daily, Sunday
included. Returning leave Trenton on same
schedule from 5:l5 a. m. to ii:l5 ?. m. Fare
s5c. eachway.
CONNECTIONS AT YARDLEY.
Cars leaving Lambertville at e:i5, 7:l5, s;i'
a. m; 2;l5, s;15 p. m. make immediate connec-
ton at Yardley with trains for Philadelphia
arriving there in one and one-half hours,
Returning, trains lesring Reading Terminal
at 7:as 1880 mn $780, ALL, s:l7, All, $50, o;it
7:i7 D. m, make close connections for Lam
bertville. Round trip rate. sf.44-25c. each
way to and from Yardley and si.o4 return TO
Philadelphia
Close connections at Worthwhile with cleo
trio cars 10 and from Bristol and Philadelphia
TRENTON, NEW HOPE AND LAMBERT
WILLIE ST. R. R.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Daily Thouuht.

The great difference In men IL not
In moral judgments. but In moral 10y.
alties,--Williams.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1912-09-27
Useless Establishment,

A lazy man has about the same
opinion of efficiency that an octogena-
rian has of a ribbon on q cane.