The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-30

ing men and women do great things.
For 1000 years He has helped men
and women to lead better lives. He
has lifted them out OF the mire OF
| sin
Too Intelligent.
Whenever a man becomes too In
help and influence to society is at an
end. l never saw a man that did not
believe in the Bible. but what was
committing some sin that the Bible
was against. He had the devil In him
In some form. Some people say, In
the goth century II Is impossible to
live a clean life owing to the economic
conditions. You are a black hearted
liar and you know it. That is all
poppy talk. II explains that Jesus is
moving the people TO mighty deeds.
II explains TO me why men and women
come forward when ! read the Bible.
When | accept the incarnation Of
Christ. that explains to me what other.
wise l could not understand. i am
prophesing this afternoon what you
will become IL you accept Jesus
Christ
Here Mr.. Sunday spoke of men and
women who started out to live ideal
lives and sometimes railed and were
under the impression they were not
what they should be.
| We'll, here's what l am and here's
what ! ought to be. All right When
ever you see you are not what you
ought TO be along comes Jesus Christ
walking up and says. 4 am the only
power ever on earth that can make
you what you ought to be
The Uniterians.
] Along comes the Uniterians.
Here's what you are and here's what
you ought TO be. Read good books. 20
with good people and be moral. You
are a liar. The Uniterian says you
can become Saviors IL you make the
same sacrifices that Christ made. The
Uniterians have got every fellow
thinking that they are little Gods.
The Universalist.
Here's what you are and here's
what you ought to be. Along comes
the Universalist. They say don't wor.
~. sometime God will take us out OF
what we are and puts us where we
want TO be. That's a lie.
Here comes Mother Eddy. She
s't+f AANAt 10 AO anu MOlntT
Eddy has got the devil in her. One
OF her followers SAYS she will rise
from the dead before the resurrec.
ton. II she does. | will eat polecat
for supper and wash IL down for sup
per.
Christian Scientists.
Now comes the Christian Scientist
Here's what you ara and here's what
D he 49, Il.
Is 81 per cent humbug. three per cent
Hindoo and eight per cent mental
philosophy.
Now comes the Spiritualist. (Bil
raped several times on the pulpit.
II is the same old pole cat methods
Hello, is that hell? Yes. Hot there
Yes. The Spiritualists Isay they can
reveal what God does not. and they
lie. Instead OF some OF you people
In Wheeling giving your money 10
these fake mediums, you had better
read your Bible. Have nothing to do
with those old fakirs: they had them
in Jesus day.
Jesus will step up and say I will
take you out of what you are, and
put you where you ought to be, and
he is the only one that can. You
don't have to sit up and sing, 81 am
coming In the sweet bye and bye.
Sing ! am coming now"
Religious Cradle.
When Jesus Christ came to earth
ne built a big cradle, called Christ
ianity and the false doctrines were
dissolved. Men and women that sin.
: ned were saved Here comes Paul.
! he was made the greatest preacher.
Augustine. the worst man. was made
the best man. He rocked the cradle
and Martin Luther, Moody, and I
could name a million moro that came
Some years ago missionary
poorly dressed was walking down the
bowery. and he passed a saloon.
where poor drunken bum had been
thrown out The man was badly cut
and the missionary stopped to help
him. The man said II you want 10
help me give mo your overcoat. The
missionary did so and invited him 10
the mission. This bleared eyed
J drunkard after hearing the word OF
Christ. ran 10 the pulpit and was con.
. yerted. lie had served seven terms
In Sing Sing.
Became Missionary.
One day IN the Mission after be.
ing converted this man was TELLING
the story when n well dressed man
; stood up and asked his pardon. He
! was Governor J. 4 Dix. and had 70
fused 70 pardon this man while he