Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-02

says, Teddy, taxation and a square
meal"
who's yer choice" says Mr., Casey.
"Im fer that lad, Bynon, who hit |
the nail square on the nose, whin he
said, Let well enough alone, re-elict |
Taft"
"The real sport will come in the
next January" says Mr.. |
Dooley. "The commissions will then
be up fer discussion. All the candi-
dates fer the legislaychure," he says,
ARE either lawyers or doctors. The
legal lights will add to the commits
sions and the Docs will be there to
dissect 'em.
"Yesterdy," he says, 81 met can
didate and asst him how he stood on
the commissions. "Tis me strong
fort he says. The hope of the state
is the commissions The less COM
missions, the less soap. In addition,
he says, TO the commissions now in
force, he says, I would have a COM
mission on public morals, wan gov
erning real estate agents, another
covering the opening, widening and
extlnsion of streets, wan 10 look af-
ter the changing the natural courses
of rivers and harbors. We need he
says, a commission to handle the
Logan-berry output; wan fer the in
PRODUCTION Of the Texas Tommy and
Turkey trot dances; another, he
says, to eliminate glanders among
sheep and other livestock, and, he
says, a specially strong commission
should be appointed on mixing con-
crete, cocktails and other ingregents.
But, he says, beyond ALL he says,
we need a commission on commits
sions to see that all are kept alive,
lest the members die of inanition,
whatever that is"
81 says to him, l says" says Mr..
Dooley "ye're strong on commits
sions, how are ye on predictions?
"Tis me long suit, says me lawyer
candidate, and unlike me other suits.
wan never lose out on he says.
"Will ye tell me whose to be
elicted Secretary Of state, asst
Not me, says me frind. 'Tis a hard
office to I'LL, yet every pollution in
the state thinks he's the best mar
fer the job he says, so they all gel
busy and inter the race till they real
ize the field is agin EN-, he says
and then they all drop out but 9
few. Today he says, that office Il
filled be young lad, Raypublicar
at heart, a public accounter be pro
fession and a natural genius be birtl
and an undeniable leader by instinct
and, he says, an accomplished aclC
lister by experience, refer HI
says, to Bin w. Allcutup, Of Crook
the first sicretary who has liver beeI
able to be found at the state hous
durin' business hours, the others
he says, was always out after thei
emoluments, whatever they are, and
he says, to the iverlastin' glory o
Bin W., be It said that the clerk
who were formerly struttln' about
he says, with Qullls behind thei
ears are now stoopln over thel
desks wOrkin them same Quills, oI
renewal or renewals thereof, at tn
rate OF eight hours per. And, h
says, many new and useful innoya
tions have been introduced durin
Bins term Among EN- he says 4
the acid tist Yeve never seen II
he says, 'ye should. Bin has a lonI
? concrete tub filled with a solution &
, mooryatic acid and located in wan q
his Offices On the morning Of tn
first Chooseday followin' the frs
Monday OF each week. Bin w., h
; says, single handed, and alone as
sisted only be his deputy, samuC
Hoosier takes the preceedln week
bills and dumps them In the tanl
Tts Samuels iuty, he says, TO 50
that all are covered with the moory
atic acid, wan Of the greatest know
narcotics, he says. and whln thol
oughly immersed, the bills are a
lowed to soak for thirty days. Afte
which time, he says, all those ths
have stood the tlst are paid III
others goin' out on parole provided
he says, that the senders thereC
agree not TO return the same. III
true he says, we have busines
man where business man shoul
be- but whether or not the peopl
d will stand for It, hate to predict
know, he says, the people woul
never stand for putin the postofiiC
department on business basis an
I why should they want the state d,
/, partment on such. That. he say
win be the penalty they'll pay
v they reflect Bin w. Allcutup"
n Well" says Mr., Casey, 4 can
, slim him n v,tn 80 a., ,.,t,,..t.. 4,