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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02
,resh VIII casearets, winch thorougl.

fresh with cascarets, which thorough
ly cleanse the stomach, remove the
undigested, sour and fermenting food
and foul gases, take the excess bile
from the liver and carry out of the
system all the decomposed waste
matter and polsons in the intestines
and bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning, They work
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02
JUST TRY ATEN CENT
BOX OF cAscARETs.
Insures You for Months Against a
Sick Headache, RlIiousness, Con.
stipationor a Bad Stomach.

Put aside = just once : the Salts,
Cathartic Pills. Castor Oil or purga.
tive waters which merely force a
passageway through the bowels, but
do not thoroughly cleanse, freshen
and purify these drainage or alimen-
tary organs. and have no effect what
ever upon the liver and stomach,
Keep your inside organs pure and
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02
Quick Watson, the Yen Hok.

/. Fine. The bunch of frightened
'boobs were huddled over against the
wall as the clerk of court drew out
the names of'the prospective jurors.
II were seated, when the clerk placed
his hand in and drew out another
slip. On it there wos no name Of any
citizen of the county, but it did read,
'Tf there was no heat in the court
room. would it make n jpror?"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

What is home without another?.
Much has been said Of the speci-
mems Of perfect horse flesh owned in
this city, but this has never yet been
told. Can you answer the question?
."If one of the coachmen ate his dinner
a la carte, would he have his wagon.
atta9 ." gdf i IS, o. nN,iS 2poh
81, NGg lGjG$ Isp}j3 VOldQ :.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

Left! LsftyLeft!a ST Z q
Down the street is accurate precI'
sion marched the local companies of
the National Guard, and the people
alon gthe walks cheered them to the
echo. They we're leaving for the an
nual camp, and just as they reached
the court house the strap on one
mans canteen broke in two. Fam!
went his pack on the street, and when
he reached over to pick it up he threw
the whole company in disorder. The
captain rushed back to the man and
waving his sword in soldierly fash
ion yelled, III the battle of Anthem
lasted three weeks, how long did the
battle of Bull RUM"
OrrlbIe! 'ONrible!
II y,ny ctnn,Bn0 riuht I'm opNinSt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

Think It over, say it twice, then you
are assured that it's twice as nice.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

Ii Hartley's sold over 5000 worth of
goods per day, how much could Phil
Lassell?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

If cinnamon is great for milk
shakes, is the kindergarten?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

The Funny Gram man wants sug.
gestions as to what means of punish
ment should be used on one who
would suggest such a Funny Gram as
follows:
III lion got loosei n ccme'
works, would the lime.kiln it?"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

For the red eye Of the species is
more deadly than the male.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

II taxi cost you 10 cents for every
square that you are hauled, how much
would it cost to haul. Alonzo Miles? -
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

Kiln is pronounced kill" you
know.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

Don't hit him with that, there's
nails in it.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

Bite him hard, Fida, for he sings Of
fairy queens. y -
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02
carrots belong So every household
Children Just love to take thsm.

PILES CURED IN 8 TO IA DAYS.
your druggist will refund money Y
PAzo OINTMENT Nalls 70 cure siiy
case of Itching. Blind, Bleedlns on
RrotrudinE Piles Ia s to n daya SOC
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

Less order in the court room.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02
vine you sIeep-never gripe, sIcken

and cost only 10 cents box from Your
druggist. Millons of men and women
take CascGret now and then and
never have Headache. Blliousness,
coated tongue, Indigestion, Sour
Stomach or Constipated bowels Cas-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02
FOINNYGRANS
(By Me-

Speaking of smell vaudeville, no, l
do not mean swell vaudeville), the
Musical Marquettes we're doing their
turn, and the young man OF the fam
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-02-02

He was standing right up against
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Commissioners OF Pensions Inter
pretS the Disability Clause
in the New Pension Bill.

We copy the following from the Ma
veterans:
The Commissioner of Pensions has
issued instructions as to the interpreta-
tion of the disability clause in the pen
sion bill, as follows;
"That any person who served in the
military or naval service of the United
States during the Civil war and received
an honorable discharge, and who was
wounded in battle or in line Of duty and
is now unfit for manual labor by reason
thereof, or who from disease or other
causes incurred in line Of duty resulting
in his disability is now unable to per
form manual labor, shall be paid the
maximum pension under this act, to wit
$50 per month, without regard to length
of service or age.
"AS soon as claims under the act of
May 11th, 1912, wherein the benefit of
the above clause is claimed are reached
for adjudication. call will be made
upon the claimant for medical or other
competent evidence, showing whether
the disability from wounds incurred in
service and line Of duty now unfit him
for manual labor or whether from dis
ease or other causes incurred in service
and in line Of duty he is now unable to
perform manual labor. The evidence
filed III response to this call viii be care
fully weighed and considered in con
nection with the evidence on file, includ-
ing the last medical certificate IF exam
alton, to determing the question Of title.
"A claim filed under the act Of May
IL, 1912, by any person claiming the
maximum rate by reason Of disability
incurred III service III line Of duty who
was never pensioned under the general
law, and who prima facie has no title to
pension under the general law, will be
adjudicated under the said act of age
and length Of seryie'.
"The provisions Of this act are ind :
pendent of any other act, and will be
carried into effect in accordance with
the text thereof.
j i. DAVENPORT.
Commissioner.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Rdugen'S Talk.

Friday evening, Nils P. Haugen gave
a talk at the meeting Of the Twilight
club on the beauties of the income tax
and the necessity for the same in order
to raise more money to be squandered.
With an economical expenditure of
public funds, such tax would be un-
necessary and we needed no such tax
until we had reform administrations
which reached the limit last year of 124
per cent, increase over that of twelve
years ago when we had honest men in
office, who did not claim to be, but were,
real reformers, for they did not claim to
be so anxious for the welfare Of the dear
people that they would devise laws to
rob them. Mr. Haugen is a member of
the state tax commission which costs
the taxpayers Of this state annually
about s48,0O0-just to find something to
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
How En0Ch Arden Died.

How Enoen Arden Died is powerful
story Of Westera ranch life in the July
Sports Alield; while CGnger Fishing In
the Bristol Channel will set every fisher
mans pulse to beating faster. The
Battle of Beaver Canyon accurately de-
picts the latest attack made upon our
Indian wards by band of Colorado cow
boys. The issue is an especially strong
fishing number, many enthusiastic fisher
men contributing articles of an original
aatare from all parts of the country, and
the same may be said of the shooting
and hunting departments. At the Edge
OF the Cloud-dealing with life il the
Ozark Mountains-fa faithfully depicts ex-
listing conditions in that section; while
the department, Around the Camp Fire,
IS one that every genuine sportsman
will keenly enjoy. All in all, the July
Sports Afield is rarely interesting. Your
newsdealer can supply you; if not, send
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05

A wedding ceremony beginning at 4
o'clock Saturday afternoon was marked
by the playing of Mendelssohn's inspir-
ing wedding march by Miss Ida GOetsch,
and beneath bower of pink roses. Miss
Eliza E. Wolf was united in the holy
bonds of matrimOny to Louis ". Berg
mann at the home of the brides mother,
Mrs. Emelia Wolf, 1926 Rockwell street.
The couple was attended by Miss Clara
Bergman, Mr. Frebert Menge, of this
city, Miss Helen Ziebell, of Milwaukee
and Mr.. John Schumacher, of Johnson
Greek. Both young people are we'll
known here and their host of friends wish
them much happiness in their welded
life. The groom is employed as cigar
maker in Wiggenhorn Bros. manufactory
A large reception was held after the wed
ding ceremony.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Should be Stopped.

There IS certain man in this city
VINO Is on the posted list and liquor
dealers warned not to sell him intoxi-
cantS, yet he madages to obtain LIQUOR.
TANK up and go home and make his
poor wife and children trouble and dis
turb the neighborhood in which he
lives. The place where he gets liQuor
Is known and the party who is violating
the law by selling it to him will certain
ly get into lot of trouble IL he coptin-
ues to do so, for the neiglbors are in
dignant and will not stand il much
longer; but get busy.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Mail Carriers viii Fly.

This is an age of great discoveries.
Progress rides on the air. Soon we NAV
see Uncle Sans mail carriers fiying in
all directions, transporting mail. People
take wonderful interest in a discovery
that benefits them. That's why DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Coughs, Colds and
other throat and lung diseases is the
most popular medicine in America. at
cured me of dreadful cough" writes
Mrs. j. F. Davis, Stickney Corner, Me-,
latter doctors treatment and all other
remedies had failed" Excellent for
coughs, colds or any bronchial affection.
Price soc and $l.01. Trial bottle free at
Gamm Corner Drug Co.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
BIG CLOSING OUT SALE.

GRAND CLEARING SALE OF PERSONAL
PROPERTY, JULY 4TH, 1912.
Having decided to retire to private
life, /, the undersigned, will offer for
sale to the highest bidder at my resi-
dence up Salt Creek, on Thursday, July
4th, 1912, the following personal proper
ty, belonging to me;
One elephant saddle, cowboy pattern;
IN fair condition except for broken cinch,
One prod, so accompany saddle, some
what worn from over use,
One double set teeth, slightly weather
beaten.
One sombrero, nearly new, but some
dented and battered.
One hobby horse. This is nv private
saddle animal, Recall of Judicial-Decis-
ions, horse of great spirit and action,
sired by ,DisOrdered Imagination and
damned by Everybody, Has never been
ridden by anyone but me, and only for
campaign purposes, A valuable animal
for those loving excitement, as you never
can tell what he will do. Consider him
my most valuable asset.
One assorted vocabulary, including
many unprintable adjectives. Mote:
Stock Of first person singular pronouns
VIII be put up for sale in separate lots,
1000 in each lot)
My policies, never been used. Former
ly owned by W. j. Bryan.
One share stock in United States Steel
Corporation preferred Given me by
my friend and fellow patriot, Perkins.
One share stock in International Har-
yester Company (common.( Given ne
by my friends and bluffer-in-chjef, Nc
COrmick,
One return ticket by the Bunk, Punk
q Piffie R'y. Co., from Oblivion to Chi
cago. | used this ticket one way. Note:
This is the line that ran to St, Helena
hundred years ago.
large quantlty or Ieddy-Gears, ban
dana haudkerchiefs, broken pledges
empty bottles, and other articles too
numerous to mention.
Sale will take place regardless of
weather or other act Of providence.
Roast crow will be served at noon by
my three cute cnt-ups, Heney, Garfield
and PinchOt. DR.. Lyman Abbot will
pour the coffee.
Everybody invited, regardless of pre-
yious condition of servitude.
This stuff must positively go!
i. ROOSEVELT, BILL FLYNN,
Prop, Aucti0neer.
GAINESVILLE Gazette
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Orange Blossoms.

Mr.. Hugo Briesemeister of this city,
and Miss Lydia Neuberger, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard Neuberger of
Reesev1lle, were united in wedlock in
the latter the latter place on Tuesday
afternoon, the Rev. II. Shauer officiating
They were attended by Messrs. Charles
Neuberger and Theodore Neuberger Of
Reeseviile, and the Misses Della Briese-
meIster OF this city and Martha Neu-
berger OF Reeseyille. A largely attended
reception followed the wedding cere-
mony. After a brief wedding tour they
Will return to WatertoWn where they
Will reside. The groom is employed in
the Seager tonsorial parlors and his
bride has been a resident of Watertown
several years. WateIt0wn friends ex-
tend congratulations
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
1t Would be Unlawful.

Friday evening, the license committee
nf the Common council consisting of
r. NJ. Hahn, Charles KOhn and Henry
Scteblak met at The city hall to hear
arguments against the granting of a
license TO conduct saloon at the north
west corner of West Main and Washing
ton streets. There were quite number
present including several aldermen.
Strong arguments were made against
granting the license, the strongest being
that it was violation of the state law
as was shown in The Leader June 28,
and it is reported, that Saturday, a
certain party in Watertown who is in
terested in the liquor business, sent a
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
What Makes a Woman =?

One hundred and twenty pounds, more
or less, of bone and muscle don't make
woman. It's good foundation. Put into
it health and strength and she may rule
kingdom. But that's just what Elec-
trio Bitters give her. Thousands bless
them for overcoming fainting and dizzy
spells and for dispelling weakness,
nervousness. backache and tired, liStless,
worn cut feeling. Electric Bitters have
done me world of good" writes Eliza
Pool, DepeW, Okla, '.and [ thank you,
with all my heart, for making such a
good medicine" Only SOC GUARANTEED
by Gamm Corner Drug Co.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Our Weed Commissioner.

We have a Weel commissioner whose
duty IL Is 10 see that noXiOus weeds are
destroyed III the city. SO that he NAV
earn his magnificent salary for six
months hard work. If the said commits
sloner Is not blind and has little time
TO spare evenings or Sundays, he might
walk around occasionally and see the
weeds growing luXuriantly. He might
traverse West Milwaukee street for in.
stance. The salary is not gratuity.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Holiday Hours at the Post office.

In accordance with instructions re-
celved from the postOtlice department at
Washington, D, c., the following will be
the schedule of hours at the postGtlice on
holidays hereafter, commencing Thurs
day, July 4;
The ely carriers will make the usual
delivery throughout the city in the
morning,
There will be no rural delivery except
on Christmas day
. The general delivery, stamp and regis
try window will be open from 7:S0 a. m.
to 10 a. III.
The lobby wiz be open all day and
evening.
A business collection will be made be-
tween and 1880 p. NJ. in Main street,
from College avenue to Washington
street, inclusive,
II. T. Eberle, p. NJ.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Farmers Institutes ror 19I2-l9l3

Any farmer or pubic-spirited business
man in Wisconsin who wishes to secure
an Institute for his locality during the
winter Of 1912-1913 should send to us
for blank petition and letter of infor
nation. Any town, no matter now
small or how far from the railroad, is
entitled TO an Institute. provided it is
located in farming district and has d
good hall in which a meeting can be
held.
Farmers should talk this matter up
with their neighbors and if the senti-
ment seems favorable for an Institute
for their town they should write Us at
once for application blanks.
Address all communications to
Geo. McKerrow, Supt.,
Madison, Wis.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Is cents to Sports Afeld, SAP South Dear
born St., Chicago, Ills.
In the Social Realm.

Saturday afternoon at o'clock Mr..
NJ. G. AmadOn and Miss Carrie TredswOld
of this city were joined in wedlOck, the
ceremony taking place at the home Of
the groom, 321 North Montgomery street
and was performed by Justice W. d.
Stacy and only immediate friends were
present. The groom holds responsible
position with the Beals & TOrrey Shoe
Co., and has resided here several years.
Their friends wish them happiness and
prosperity and that they may only ex-
perience the sunshine Of life without a
single cloud.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05

Sunday afternoon, the Watertown
team gave it TO Burghardts good and
plenty defeating the visiting team by a
score of only IL to 0. 1t was awful, and
Aikey Dayy, While he was pleased, was
sorry that stronger team had not run
up against the pennant chasers. Romey
Hahn and Billy Richards were there
with four apiece and Of course the other
members of the team were onto their
Job, or the score would not have been so
one-sided.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Democratic State Convention.

A democratic delegate convention for
the state OF Wisconsin has been called
to convene at Milwaukee on the 18th
day of July 1912 at IL o'clock on that
day to choose candidates for state offices
at the November election and the trans
action of such other business as may
be necessary. The basis Of representa-
tion is one delegate for every 200 votes
east for the last democratic presidential
nominee. Jefferson county is entitled
to D delegates, Dodge county % dele
gates.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Excursion Fares to Colorado. Utah.
California or the Northern
Pacific Coast,

Low round-trip summer excursion
tickets on sale daily until September
3Oth. Variable scenic routes. Liberal
return limits. Favorable stop-oyer pri-
ylleges. Modernly equipped trains dai-
ly, Convenient schedules. For rates
and fuli particulars apply to Ticket
Agents, The North Western Line.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Was SunStruCk Saturday.

John Evans, who lives on a farm on
the North road about four miles from
Watertown. while in the city Saturday
was sunstruck He was taken to the
home of sister who resides here and
physicians summoned who worked over
him several hours before he returned to
consciousness. His many friends hope
that he will not suffer any bad conse-
luences because of his experience.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Wisconsin Inventors.

The following patents were just issued
to Wisconsin inventors reported by D.
SWIFT 4 CO., Patent Lawyers, Wash
ington, D. c., who will furnish copies
OF any patent for ten cents to our readers:
Frederick Homolya, KenOsha, Spring
wheel; Edward S. Maddox, Kenosha,
Record card; Lewis P. Nelson, Kenosha,
Fastening device for storm windows or
the like; August RosenthaI, West Allis,
Straw elevator and stacker; Hugo A.
Schultz, Dorchester, Fence wire support.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Insect Bite Costs Leo.

A Boston man lost his leg from the
bite of an insect two years before. To
avert such calamitieS from stings and
bites Of insects use Buckien's Arnica
Salye promptly to kill the poison and
prevent Inflammation, swelling and
pain. Heals burns, boils, ulcers, piles,
eczema. cuts, bruises. Only % cents at
Gamm Corner Drug Co.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
The Choice of a Husband.

Is too important matter for woman
to be handicapped by weakness, bad
blood or foul breath Avoid these kill
hopes by taking DR.. Kings Life Pills.
New strength, fine complexion, pure
breath, cheerful spirits-things that win
men follow their use. Easy, safe, sure,
25c. Gamm Corner Drug Co,
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05

man to Madison to make inouiry az to
the legality of the issuance of a saloon
license at the place mentioned. On his
return, so report says, he informed the
party who sent him that it would be un-
lawful, hehce nuisance under the law
and would subject the party running
such saloon to trouble and costs.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Struck by Lightning.

During the thunder storm Saturday
afternoon lightning struck the resi-
dence of the Misses Moran, 108 North
Warren street, but did little damage.
tearing off few shingles in the roof on
It's way to the ground, The storm lasted
about forty minutes and the lightning
was the sharpest thus far this season.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Leader On Sale.

Current copies of the Leader are for
sale at the following places in Water
town:
DRUG STORE. E. NJ. STAPLET0N,
WEST MAIN STREET.
SUHEMPF'S DRUG STORE. MAIN
STREET.
STORE OF H. A. s0MMERs, MAIN
STREET.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
New Fire Alarm Box,

A new fire alarm box has been in
stalled in the Sixth ward near the city
limits and keys for the same left at the
following places: c. Boost, f, Kaliebe,
Behnke Bros. and C. Gilbert.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05

The Bittners after a good game fell
down Sunday to the strong Markesan
team by a score of Z to 3. There were
many excellent plays during the game
to the credit Of our home team, but fate
e
seemed to be against it.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05
Mdrridf e Licenses.

Geo, Cole to Tenny l.. Freeman, both
of Lake Mills.
Henry j. Schaub to Mary Ellen Bethke
both Of Watertown.
Ray Thompson to Sadie K, Bennett,
bOlh of Fort Atkinson.
Harry Britain to Ruth Brandt, both
of Watertown,
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05

tax and how 20 collect it. Under the
OLD system it cost the people nothing,
Tor the taxes We're apportion.d to the
counties and the county authoriti 5
levied ana collected the same.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05

The Brandt-Dents walloped the Henry
team by score of 6 to in good well
played game, and KrOnitz Kolts fixed
tile Shoemakers by a score of 8 to 5.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-07-05

The Lewis team again tackled the
Cigarmakers Union Saturday afternoon
and were victorious by score Of II to
,. 1t was not the cigarmakers day for
victory.