The Marshall republican., 1912-12-06
Clippings

me- "How % thata" 'She take
a day to get ready, a day to q
and a day to ges over a."
The government Is screwing dowi
so hard on the country p para thai
some Of the editors are afraid III
next move will be to make then
print only truthful obituaries.
r.
~ am going to marry your dsugh
ter sir,p said the positive young
man to the father. "well, you n el
not come to me for sympathy" re
piled the father; II have troubles
Of my own"
"Do you think only OF met" muir
INJURED the bride. aTell me that you
think only Of me-" ''It's this way
explained the groom gently. Now
and then I have to think OF the
furnace, my dear"
Judge: Mother. Is father in the
fruit bus neIs9' NO, son, what
put that idel into your he,d9"
well, when he took M for a
walk the othe. day. he met Mr..
Jones, and all they talked about
was peaches, pip'ns AMI dates"
Chicago Tr bune: "How are
Jack and his wife getting along to
gether?" "Generally very well,
but not always. You remember he
got her to promise that whenever
he went wrong in hi grammar
she'd correct him9" "Yes.' "well,
she's doing IT.
A dram tcally inclined preach r
In a tie Ohio town, when rea''inI
the hymn in which occurs when
We assunder pirt, II gives us ip-
ward plin.' sought 70 emphasize
the latter line by putting on an
agon'zed expression AMI pusing
his hanri owe. his stomich. He
didn't mem to mike tn, pope
present smile, but they %1id-quite
u~proariously.
Liberty Advance: A week or two
ago County Supt. Robson Wis ted
one OF the country schools and, on
the inv'tition OF the teacher, aroe
to make a short tolt. "what fh,li
I talk about, children" no asked,
In an impressive ,nne-.. "wh1t j.
do you know" came right buck at
'him in a little girls piping voice.
A merriam. instru tSa H. ,l--ks
10 strictly follow the precepts OF
B'bis In all o. their dealings.
One Day he not'Hed n cl>rk trad
ng with a fus7y cuStome-, who
something bs.te-, "how her
he slmS goods the second time,
the prize rais,i fifty cents
On the yard The WON n s-ii che
,ouid readily see It was a better
piece and made a purchase. When
The had gone the mer,h,nt de-
handed OF the clerk his Bible ar-
to justify his conduct.
'Well", replied the clerk, "she was
stranger and I took her i'm
The reporter who had accompan-
ed the SPECIAL train to the scene
IL the wreck hurried down the
embankment and found a man who
lad n arm in n sling, a bandage
n eye, his front teeth gone
nd his nose knocked four points
o starboard, sitting on a piece of
he locomotive and surveying the
iorrible ruin all about him, relates
he Minneapolis Messenger. 'Can
'ou give me some particulars of T,
his accldent?n asked the reporter, I
ak'ns out his notebook. Haven't :
'eard OF any accident, young mln' .
ep'ied the disfigured party stiffly /,
10 was One of tn, dir,.to.I OF !
he railroad ,
A GOO" oli rert'rm,n, wish all .
ng eyes'ght but unimp 'irei iaith, :
aas In the habit of reading the !
ible to his boys every night be- q
ore retiring. One evening after
eadlng achapter, he said: Now, |
oys tomorrow evening I shall
eid about Noah taking unto HIM
ef a wife" The boy, thouyht
hey would play a joke on him.
nd they pasted two leaves OF the
aoie together The next evening
no Old gen'isma, 'p ned in: Bitle ,
I the place ami read. aand Nolh 4
'ok unto himself awi;e.' thsn he /,
Over the page and read, q
she wac forty cubits long and a