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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

meet them in the morning and show
them about. The nine got together
as soon as 1t was light and started
off for a walk before breakfast. Soon
they came to a huge field, that was
to the eye a mass of daisies. Them S
flowers proudly announced the
young guide. ''Ah, wot yer givin'
us?" retorted the Fights spokesman.
Yes, thems flowers. and l knows
their name" insisted the sophisti-
Gated one. "Them's Cock-eyed Su-
siesi"
OF the diplomatic circles is a de-
lightful woman whose English is still
French. She was urging an officer of
the navy to attend a ball. the invi-
tation to which he had already de-
clined Il can't" he protested; i
have burned my bridges behind me-"
"Oh," she replied, Il will lend you
some of Henri's."
She had engaged a maid recently
from the country, and was now en-
ployed in showing her newly acquired
treasure over the house and enlight-
ening her in regard to various duties,
etc At last they reached the best
room. These" said the mistress of
the house, pausing before an extern
sive row of masculine portraits;
these are very valuable, and you
must be very careful when busting.
They are old masters Marys jaw
dropped, and a look of intense Won
der overspread her rubicund face.
Lord, num-" she gasped, gazing
with bullying eyes on the face of her
new employer; lord, mum, who'd
ever ave thought you'd been married
all these times!"
A Fifth avenue man had been try
ing to dig up some literary work for a
literary friend. and he finally found
publisher who talked favorably
Yes" said the publisher. Il can give
your friend literary work" Thanks;
he's a good man" But hold on! Is
he an optimist or a pessfmist?
what difference does that make ??
Makes a deal of difference. / can't
use a pessimist. I want a man to edit
a spring seed catalogue.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
At the top, left to right, Brand Whit
lock, Jane Adams, Luther Gulick;
at the bottom, Alexander 6. Bell
and Senator Borah.

Cleveland, O., June 6.-Child- welfare
workers and sociologists from every
section of the country are Aocking to
Cleveland to attend the thirty-sixth
annual conference of charities and
corrections. The first meeting of the
twelve organizations affiliated with
the national conference. that of the
national Fairgrounds congress, is al
ready in session, having opened June
5. 1t will continue in session until
June 9. The general problem of
recreation, embracing Fairgrounds,
moving picture shows and dance
halls, is being considered. Among
the speakers are Jane Adams, OF
Hull House, Chicago, called "the
first lady of the land;" DR.. Luther
Gulick. New York recreation super
visor, and Joseph Lee, Beacon Hill
millionaire, who is devoting his life
to Boston children.
Besides attacking the problem of
sex hygiene, the big conference,
which will be in session here June
1919. will approach the immigration
problem from a new angle. The
question of the immigrants admit
itance to the country will not be
considered, but the problem of car
ing for the foreigner already here.
The report of Umberto CoIetti of the
society of Italian immigrants, New
York, who has been working in coal
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

Your little girl was here yesterday
for a half pound of cheese and
half pound of soap. That's the
cheese
"The cheese!" exclaimed the woman.
Then that accounts for the other
thing"
what other thing?"
why, l lay awake the whole night
wondering what made the Welsh
rabbit we had taste so queer"
The late Meredith Townsend had an
affection for Scotsmen as contribut-
ors to the Spectator, of which he was
for so many years proprietor and CO.
editor. Mr.. Townsend's liking for the
Scots was based on an experience
he had in Leith when a boy. He was
on holiday, and had run short of
money for his return to London. He
boldly boarded a London passenger
boat. intimated his desire to the cap
tain to go south, explained who he
was. and stated that he was without
funds. Seemingly favorably impress
ed by the lads tale and appearance
the captain, a Scot, said that would
be all right, and showed him to a
cabin. But said young Townsend
this is a saloon. As things are
steerage would do all right" ma
ma, my mamie" said the captain;
IF / trust We at all. I'll trust We first
class"
A man dining at cafe observed
that, though he had ordered one dozen
oysters, he was served only IL. The
next evening the same thing occurred
again. Then the diner became some
what Initiated. why" he demanded
of the waiter, do you serve me only
Il oysters when I ordered a dozen p
The waiter bowed apologetically. %
didn't think you'd want to be sitting
thirteen at table, SIR
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

sons killed on the railways of this
country in 10 years Sc per cent We're
killed while trespassing, in violation of
law?
If the laws and ordinances now ex-
listing, prohibiting trespass on tracks
and in yards and jumping on or off, of
moving trains Or cars, were enforced,
this frightful death and injury roll of
children and adults would be amaz-
ingly reduced.
This country is cursed by negli-
gence of all the minor laws of conduct.
In hardly any instance is this negli-
fence more calamitous in the aggre-
gate than in this.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
SATURDAY. JUNE s. 1912.
Florids's Delegation
At Baltimore.

F1orida's delegation at the natioha
Democratic convention which convenei
in Baltimore on June 20 will be com.
rosed OF the following:
State at Large:
a. w. Gilchrist of Punta Gorda.
Frank e. Chase Of Jacksonville.
Frank Harris of Ocala.
z. d. Lambright of Tampa.
B.. s, Williams Of Pensacola.
z. s. Grill OF Palatka
First Congressional District:
w. Hunt Harris of Key West.
A. p. Jordan of Punta Gorda.
Second Congressional District:
B. g. Abernethy Of Orlando
Robert E. Davis OF Gainesville
Third Congressional District:
Frank L. Mayes of Pensacola.
J. +. G. Griggs of Apalachicola.
The first ten Of the above, or prac
tically all Of them, announced original.
as supporters of Governor Harmon, blu
after the managers of the Ohio man
campaign decided not to have his mann
on the ballot in Florida, the Harmon
delegate candidates went to the sup
port of Underwood.
The last two OF the delegates wer
originally for Governor Wilson. but a
Mr.. Underwood carried the state il
the presidential preference primar.
these delegates will of course supper
Mr.. Underwood in just as good faitl
as they would have supported Gov
ernor Wilson.
No provision was made in the Flor
ida primary for a second choice an
consequently each delegate will exer
else his own judgment in the matte
of second choice should Mr.. Under
woods prospects Of nomination n4
materialize.
The delegation is a Representative
one and will no doubt represent &C
curately the constituency that electe
1t.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Catarrh Cannot be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat OF the disease.
Catarrh is blood or constitutional dis
case, and in order to cure IL you must
Cure is taken internally, and acts di.
rectly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Halls Catarrh cure is not a quack med.
icine. 1t was prescribed by one of the
best physicians in this country for years
and is a regular prescription II Is
composed Of the best tonics known, com.
bned with the best blood purifiers, act
ing directly on the mucous surfaces The
perfect combination of the two ingreSii
ents Is what produces such wonderful
results in curing Catarrh. Send for -As
timonials free. F. ]. CHENEY &C. CO.
Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
a Take Halls Family Pills for constipa.
stion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
The IAx.Ens WAY

II you had a medicine that would
strengthen the liver. the stomach, the
kidneys and the bowels. and at the
same time make you strong with a
systemic tonic. don't you believe you
would soon be we'll?
That's The Lax-Fos Way"
We ask you to buy the first bottle
on the money back plan. and you will
ask your druggist to sell you the Sec
ond
1t keeps your whole insides right
There is nothing else made like Lax
Eos.
Remember the name-LAX-FOS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
THE SUMNER TRAINING
SCHOOL FOR TEACHERS
specIaI to The Journal

Tallahassee, June THE Summer
Training School for Teachers at the
Florida State College for Women
opens June II and closes July IS. All
teachers and those. who propose to
teach may enter without examination.
No tuition. Board at cost.
This school is conducted by the
state for the benefit of the teachers
in the different counties of the state.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

An angry woman walked into a
grocer's shop in Harlem and banged
a piece of yellow substance on the
counter. This" she announced sar-
castically, is the soap that does
the washin' itself. It's the soap that
makes washin' a pleasure; it's the
soap that"
That amt soap, ma'am," inter
rupted the grocer, as he took the
substance in hand and examined it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

Eight New York boys were taken
out to SUMMER camp. Not one of
them had ever been off Manhattan
Island. and naturally their knowl-
edge of their new environment was
extremely limited. In the same camp
was a boy who had been sent to
the country by some fresh air fund
the year before, and. getting ac-
quainted with the newcomers when
they arrived at night, he offered to
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

Of remedial loan associations and the
American Red Cross win also meet.
The conference will bring to
Cleveland over two thousand per-
sons, including Senator Borah, OF
Idaho; Bill McAdoo, chief magis-
trate OF New York; Louis F. Post,
Chicago, editor of 1.-The Public; Prof.
Alexander Graham Bell; Walter
RauSchenbusch, author; the UNI
muzzled" Rabbi Stephen S. Wise
New York; and Mayor Brand Whit
lock. Toledo.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

mines to study conditions, Is ex-
petced to be one of the most interest
ing presented the conference.
The cause of the desertion of wives
by husbands, and remedies for the
evil, will be discussed under the sec
ton of the court and domestic rela-
lions. Magistrate Robert c. Cornell of
the New York domestic relations court
will lead the discussion.
The national conference of Jewish
charities, the national probation
association, the national federation
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

Mrs. Leila Love. wife of Wiley Love,
a farmer living near Covena, Ga, says:
81 have taken Foley Kidney Pills and
find them to be all you claim for them.
Thex gave me almost instant relief
when my kidneys were sluggish and
inactive. / can cheerfully recommend
them to all sufferers from kidney
troubles" w. A. D'Alemberte.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Wrong Port.

Mrs. Neuritch-So you heard from
your sister. How did she enjoy the
trip across2
Miss Young-Eell, she wrote that she
was very glad when they reached terra
frma.
Mrs. Neuritcn-Terra frma? Why. I
thought she was to land at Liverpool
Boston Transcript.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
"corraot: SIC Down.D

DR.. Renshaw, of Pensacola, is quoted
in The Journal as saying that mans
worst enemy is the automobile, that
1t causes more gray hairs. costs more
money and altogether is the meanest
compilation of junk ever assembled by
man. This all depends on who is driv-
ing the machine. II 1t is one of Mont
gomery's speed maniacs, we stand
ready to agree with the Pensacola gen.
Observation-Disclosures Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

Each age of our lives has its Joys.
Old people should be happy, and they
will be if Chamberlain's Tablets are
taken to strengthen the digestion and
keep the bowels regular. These tablets
are mild and gentle in their action and
especially suitable for people of middle
age and older. For sale by all dealers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
AItoqether Unnecessary.

Mack says the moon shines sc
brightly in Pensacola that the hens
want to lay another egg at midnight
II Pensacola hens would get in the
habit, of working day and night, they
could make It easier for. a great many
people to make a living.-Montgomer
Advertiser
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Why Should've He?

Hosiery low, petticoats fluttering,
says a woman's wear journal. Nov
that's our idea of breezy paragraph
Columbia State
And our idea of real scenery.-Pen
sacola Journal.
That Pensacola Journal paragraphel
can see a stocking four miles off,
Key West Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
How to save Money.


When your wife asks you for ten
cents, make such a fuss about it that
she will think you are the injured
party and will beg your forgiveness
with tears in her eyes. Then put on
your hat and go down town and buy
yourself four or five fifteen cent drinks,
asking the bartender to have one with
YOU every time, and smoke several ex-
pensive CIGARS.
When you buy an automobile get a
81 one and then spend S97 a week on
it for repairs at the garage.
Always buy thirty seven cent shirts,
two or three of them every week, wear
them once and throw them away.
Rent house on the outskirts of the
city because it is cheap and then spend
the difference and some more in car
fare for yourself and family.
Go without overshoes and save 81
and then have pneumonia and spend
S19S in Doctors bill.
Buy your goods Of a mail order
house and then buy them over again
at home.
Hire a 81 man to fill a $40 job and
then spend your time correcting his
mistakes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Easily Adjusted.

Cashier can not cash this check,
madam You have overdrawn your &C
count.
Naughty Lady-Oh, that is all right.
Just make me out a new account
Judge
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Tie RaIanre Of Mature

Mature always maintains balance"
declared the country editor.
"As to how ir Particular"
Spring poems begin coming in Just
as the coal rms short. Washington
Herald
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Exclaimed,

How is 1t I never hear you say a
word about your ole college days."
THE college | went to didn't have a
very good baseball team. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

Knew Him.
Bacon-What would you do II sent
you a message by wireless7
Egbert-If you sent IT, ] suppose ia
have to pay for it.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08

Business is Rushing.
They're wagin' war in Africa in real
old Sherman style.
They're shooting folks in China and
maneuVerin' a pile.
The rebels down in Paraguay are
kickfn' up their heels.
And the movin' picture teller, he is
busy maxim reels.
They're ski racing up in Norway and
they're scalin' the Swiss Alps.
And the Yaquis down in Mexico are
out in search of scalps.
phe suffragettes in England are all
busy raisin' hob
And the movin' picture Teller, he is
strictly on the job.
All the well known possibilities" are
speakin' every day
And most every noted orator is mixed
up in the fray.
The special trains arc whizzin' round
the country Win II yank
And the mCtia D4r,H'e Teller, he is
turnin OF his crank.
The earthquakes az volcanoes and
prize fighters 60 their share
And there's plenty of excitement every
day and eve -yvhere
But we do not have to travel round to
find Il, fCc we know
That we'll see the whole blamed BUSH
ness at the movin' picture show.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
There Are Others.

Knew at the time when the Lake.
land editor said Park Trammell never
left his home without kissing his wife
that he would be elected.-Pensacols
Journal
Well be a candidate next term
Chipley Verdict.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
There's q pifferenee,

There's a Difference.
Women swallow fattery without the
slightest touch of indigestion follow
ing.-Pensacola Journal.
While in a mans case, 1t is said to
go Immediately to his head. causing q
lasting protuberance.-Miam Metrop-
oils.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Sentences Is Pronounced.

Sentence 10 Pronounced.
Emmett Wilson stand up You have
been sentenced by the sovereign peo-
pie of the Third congressional district
Of Florida to represent them In con-
gress for the next two years. 1t is
therefore the decree of this court that
you shall well and truly serve them,
standing at all times for the princi-
pies of true Democracy, guarding
carefully their interests, and in con-
sideration of your we'll and truly per-
forming this service you may serve a
longer term, or possibly be further
advanced in their service. Go, then
and do your duty. and may the Lord
of Hosts be with you.-DeFuniak
Breeze.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Expects Much or Emmett.

Expects Much OF Emmett.
But few young men OF his age have
aspired as high and so easily attained
the prize as Emmett Wilson. who has
won the nomination for congress in
this district. Mr.. Wilson is full of the
political fire of an aggressive and con-
structive young Democrat, and the
True Democrat feels sure that he is
going to Washington with the deter
mined intent of doing all in his power
to promote all the interests of his dis
trict. Mr.. Wilson has demonstrated
great ability in the several years OF
public service he has already given to
the people, and his efficiency will
grow as his years multily.
II at all times true to his people, and
that he will be so we do not question
n long lease of official trust will be
his in Washington.
We are expecting much, and are
going to get it, through the work OF
Emmett Observation-Disclosures True
Democrat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
PENSACOLA AND
PENSACOLIANS
copher eumbo vs.. Beer.

Gopher Gumbo VS.. Beer.
British beer consumption decreased
from 1854 900 barrels in 1899 to 3d.
$4,000 last year, which would have
been split in about half If those Brit
ishers knew anything about gopher
gumbo.-Pensacola Journal.
Dunno bout that. Fen some Pen
sacoians use beer for a Chaser
Chipley Verdict.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
A UNIQUE RECORD
Very Few Like Il In Our Broad Re-
public.

Home testimony for Doan's Kidney
Pills, published in every locality, is of
itself convincing evidence of merit
Confirmed testimony FORMS still
stronger evidence. Years ago, a citi-
zen Of Pensacola gratefully acknowl-
edged the benefit derived from Doan's
Kidney Pills The statement is now
Confirmed-the proof more convincing
Cases OF this kind are plentiful in the
ord is unique.
lags. 5. F. Johnson, S11 Belmont St,
Pensacola, Fla, says: I rarely knew
what il was to he free from backache
and other symptoms of kidney trouble
I was unable to perform the least work
around the house without suffering
and although l used plasters and lini-
ments. I did not improve. Finally l
took Doan's Kidney Pills, which l got
from the Crystal Pharmacy, and they
corrected my trouble" Statement
given April 30, 1909
A LASTING EFFECT.
On March 25. 1911. when Mrs. John
son was interviewed, she said: Il en-
dorse Doan's Kidney Pills just as high
.dy now as I ever did. The cure they
made in my case has been permanent -
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo.
| New York. sole agents for the United
/ States.
Remember the name-Doan's and
take no other.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-06-08
Just Couldn't Help It

Just Couldn't Help It.
The Pensacola Journal seems tc
have considerable influence in it's end
of the state. Woodrow Wilson led fol-
president and Emmett Wilson was sc
far ahead for congressman that his
leading opponent, Col. Dannitte H
Mays, the present representative, re-
fused to go into the second primary
Ocala Star
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-07-29
ABILITY AND AVAILABILITY
These Two Things are Demanded of
Congressman from the First Dis
trict by the Democrats

and carve for his use the district II
which nearly all the republican coun
ties of the state were punched up to
gether, it looked like he had build
ed for himself an invincible district
and, up to the present time 1t has
remained so, but the democrat cen
trail committee of Lincoln county In
endorsing Hon. John. j. Davis, as
democratic candidate for congress.
pointed to the fact that in every
position held by Mr.. Davis he has
made good" His ability is not
doubted by those who know him
and if he is nominated, he will make
a campaign such as has never been
made against the republican can
didate in this district. The demo-
cratic party also believes that he is
available in this fight, he is a young
man and possesses the necessary
energy to carry him through a hard
campaign. He is willing and anxi-
Gus to assume the odds in this dis
trict and both Mr.. Davis and his
Lincoln county friends believe that
if he is nominated, he will also be
elected Mr.. Davis is available from
the fact that he is popular with ev-
erybody and has never been mixed up
in any political deals whereby he has
made a lot of bitter enemies. He
will go into the fight with a good
will and the good wishes of the en-
tire democrat party of the district. |
He is old enough to be stable and |
young enough to be energetic, hence |
he democratic central committee OF |
lincoln county believes that In pre-
'enting him, they are presenting a
nsn with both ability and available
ty.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-07-29
Ancient Phenomena.

Ancient Phenomena
Editor Leader: Herodotus, the
Greek historian, who wrote his his
tory of Egypt in the fifth century,
B, c.. describes some remarkable
phenomena which occurred during
a period of eleven thousand, three
hundred and forty years"
During that period. says the his
torian. the sun "on four several oc-
casions. moved from his wonted
course twice rising where he now
sits; and twice sitting where he
now rises"
He further says of these singular
occurrences: Egypt was in no de
gree affected by these changes, the
productions of the land, and the
river remained the same, nor was
there anything unusual either in the
diseases or the deaths"
AS far as my observation extends
there is but one other instance in
the worlds history where the great
orb of the heavens ceased
for time. to roll on in his accus-
toned track in the heavens and that
was when Joshua was skinning the
kings and their-hosts OF AmoriIe to
frazzle and wanted little more day
light to complete the job. Joshua.
chap. 10 verses 1913. Commanded
Sun stand thou still upon Gibeon:
and thou, moon. in the valley of
Aialon." And the sun stood still,
and the moon stayed, until the peo-
pie had avenged themselves upon
their enemies. +"
Since the moon gives out no light
in the day time it is not clear why
the Israelitish commander included
her in his command to the sun. un
less he feared that if she continued
on her course while the sun remain
ed stationary. il might occasion
some trouble in the heavenly ma
chinery 1t is also said. verse 13.
so the sun stood still in the midst
OF heaven and hasted not to go
down about a whole day. c..
JAMESON.