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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29

tongue coated, nervous, meals dont
digest and we feel miserable all over.
So We must mako our choice We
must live like primitive folks. else we
must take ARTIFICIAL means to move tho
oNccss bile and waste matter ON and
out OF the systcm,
The safest most harmless and et.
toctiyo stomach liver and bowel
cleanser and regulator for men, wo-
Imcu and children -ls delicious Syrup
of Figs which doesn't Irrlmte grippe
or weaken It's effect is the effect OF
fruits It rs composed entirely OF us-
cIous figs. SIENNA aud aromouc8 Don't
think YOU are drugglng yourself sy-
up of Figs can be- constantly used
without HARM
Ask your druggist for syrup ot
Figs and Elixir OF SIENNA" and sec ON
the label that II is prepared by the Call
fornia Fig Syrup Company That lB
the only genuine the old reliable.
Refuse, with contempt the so-caled
Fig Syrup limitations sometimes Offer
ed to deceive you
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
He Cancelled
The NOtarial
Appointment

Because De has been found guilty
of lining mp with the crooked element
I'm tho town of Huntington W. j.
Woods today suffered the reyok.ne Of
DIS notarial commission from the state
By Governor West
Woods ls The justice of the peace of
Huntington who was recently oaa.ed
by the governor because Of his reoog.
milton of vice IN the city without amy
arempt TO punish the Hrongdoors and
who was later reelected 20 the Office
r,,op tbe reelection OF Woods he wa
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
the east

WHY does the sun rise so glOrlOusIy in
the east!
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
Preparing to
Build Road
up Mckenzie

For the building and the operation
of new line of railroad along the Nc
Kenzie river in Lane county the Ore
son & California Railroad Co., today
filed a resolution with Corporation
Clerk c. D, Babcock.
The new road will commence at a
point known as Engineers Survey
station No. 0 plus 10 in section SO,
township 16, range 2 east, in Lane
county, thence extend westerly along
the north side of the Mckenzie river,
through the towns Of Vida, Leaburg,
Deerhorn, and Wateryille to a crossing
on the Mckenzie river in section 80,
township II south, range west,
thence in nearly a direct line to a
point known as Engineers Survey
station No. 1882 plus 1875, and con-
Meeting with the Woodburn-Springheld
branch at Engineers Survey station
No. 594 plus 81 between the towns Of
Springfield and Natron.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29

Primitive folks did not need laya-
tiyes They lived outdoors, ato plenty
Of fruit and all Of their food was
coarse. We modern people are differ
.cut We exercise too little, eat little
fruit and our food is too fine too
rich
We simply can't have our ten yards
.of bowels cIogged up, liver chokod
with sour bile and stomach fun Of
foul oGeto matter and feel we'll Il
means that the food and waste retain
ed In the stomach aud thirty feet Of
bowels fermcnts decays Tho decay
creates polsons, gases and acids and
those polsons are sucked into the blood
through the very ducts intended to
suck In the nutrImcnt Then We have
sick headache, become duh, bilious
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29

make a short talk, but really as he
learned later to get his classic coun-
tenance in the big picture which was
taken Of the whole outfit The horse
editor was much embarrassed by the
hearty greeting given him, but man
aged to express his feelings-parly,
lie assures the coming men that he
is proud to have his phiz along with
theirs in the big picture, which shall
always hang in his den.
Visited the Globe,
To top off the big time tie boys had
at the Marion, Manager Davenport Of
the Globe theatre, extended an invita-
tion to the entire crowd to attend his
show Packing the lobby Of the prct-
ty little theatre the youngsters cheer
ed the manager until the echoes did
not have a chance to be heard
The theatre was packed to overflow
ing when Mr. MclnturG mounted the
stpge and announced that lnasmuch as
Manager Davenport entertained the
boys, that one of their number would
likewise entertain the manager and
Sammy Bloom, one Of The Journal
newsies' appeared and sang Two
verses Of popular afr Although
Sammy was subject to no small
amount Of stage fright his efforts
were greatly appreciated by all and
he little fellow was accorded probably
one of the biggest glad hand demon
.rauon5 ln the history Of the Globe
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
Collar Bone
Was Broken in
Foot Ball Game
UNITED PRESS LEASED wmE,l

Stanford University, Cal, Nov, 20
Frank H. Hilton, Of Portland, Or, n
member Of Stanford's Rugby fifteen, is
suffering with broken jaw here today
received in yesterdays soccer game
here between Stanford and the Uniyer-
sity of California team
Hilton smashed into Captain Mills,
of California, in an attempt to stop a
dribbllng rush near Stanfords goal.
He remained in the game for fully five
minutes after the accident occurred
and protested when forced from the
struggle by Referee Maloney
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29

Night falls and with each lingering, lettering ray
VI dayumes radiance left the man whose doom
Ills peers have fixed for him looks dmly out
Through bars OF steel upon a lasting world
win mind a blank and soul contuslon-to shed
He feels as never else his heplessness-
Feels with his dull enteeblod sense
The last hours of a world from which he's spured
Tomorrows dawn, too swift to come, brings ON
The dead march to the shabby bulded thing.
Man-schemed, mon-wrought-the engine OF his death
The galows udely reared beyond those bars.
From whose mhaowed arm he soon shall hang.
Shall hang Oh gnomiuous exit from
The stage on which hes played his lgnomlnious part,
And which now cleared for him. shall be the scene
or actions like his but with the parts
Performed by other actors. earh's great scheme
Allowing one great climax to a man.
murderer God knows he was And yet
The love of life within himself is not
An easy thing to cast asde-the hope
or heavenly pardon so remote i'm this
Dark hour last and ieebly made attempt
To gain sanctuary, and to save
From mans damnation an immortal soul
Throws the unfortunate with remulous plea
Upon his bended knees and mid the dark
OF his last living night he pours his woes
Into the ears of One invisible
But who has ever been a cleaning light
Amid the deepest earthly gloom and prays
His Savior to receive his SHINING self
Who knows what ioy what peace what saving hope
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
IF YOUR LIVER is INACTIVE
AND BOWELS WASTE ClOGGED

DELICIOUS "SlRrP on FIGS" RP.
MOVES THE SOUR BILE, FOUL
GASES AND WASTE FROM THE
SYSTEM WITHOUT GRIPE OR
NAUSEA REGULATES YOUR 30
FEET or BOWELS.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
NEWSBOYS OF SALEM ARE DINED
Continued from page ~

boys fraternity, thanking Mr. Taber
for the boontful feast and assuring
him of their sincere appreciation OF
the kind and considerate manner in
which their new employer has acted
toward them, the latter responded with
a timely and fatherly talk which, al
though short and to the point, was en-
joyed greatly by both news boys and
others engaged in the large dining
room. Mr. Taber cited the value the
newsboy is to the paper, by saying
that there was not another department
of the paper of so much importance
as that Of the newsboys
"Boys, don't give all the thanks to
The Capital Journal, but credit Man
ager Grove Of the Hotel Marion, with
the good things that have been set be-
fore you. Mr. Grove, find, is not
only a good fellow, but the best hotel
manager on earth, and ! want all OF
Won lads to think so. You are boys
today. men tomorrow; You stick with
The Capital Journal because we are
trying to make it the best newspaper
in Salem, or out of it; If We can and
we are going to stick to you and to
Salem to the ycry last ditch. and the
best and brightest boys and the pest
little city we know Of
Needless to say there was a noisy
applause. as seyenty-dyo usty pair of
lunps RESPONDED Immediately after Mr.
Tabers speech and cries Of. "Wcll
stick. Mr.. Taber" "Wo are with The
Capltal Journal, "Hooray fer MFR la.
bsr and the Capital Journal
Had q Big Job.
JW McIumrG The journals c.rcu-
lgtlon manager filled the place as
tcastmaster. and Notwithstanding he
he'd about as lively an audience TO
contend with as the presiding officer
at a fighting political convention. be
maintained good order. being assisted
bv some good appyutes that kept the
Youngsters busy for a full hour
The newsboys dinner yesterday WAS
rndoubtedly the largest and most COM
Dlpte ever held in Salem ana eq'aI 'n
attendance almost to those held In
lorgar cities The spacious dining
hou - tba Hotel Marion was almost
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
This Poem Pertains to FRIDAY

Inc Following poem which said to have been written by tror
at Reno Ney in August 1911 believed to rank with Do p,I ~
Reading Gao' as commentary on the last hours Of man oo
die 1t has been rarely published: "
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-11-29
Horse Editor There.

Al the end of the least Ins H0I's
editor was called over, presumably 70
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
READER ALLOWED ONE GUESS
Did This Pleasant Little Conversation
Take Place During or After the
Honeymoon

He threw down his paper.
Il wonder II the colonel really means
to try ii again."
What did you say, dear?"
IF you'd been listening you wouldn't
ask me-
III you had said anything worth
hearing Id be glad to listen"
How do you know you would?"
Try IT,"
lie glares at her and wisely says
nothing She picks up the paper
Dear me-" she says, Il wish they'd d
settle IT,"
Settle what?"
The length of next falls skirts"
lie snorts
is that all you can find in the pa
PERI"
Il guess it's a good deal more i'm.
portant than the stuff you find"
DO you mean to compare a paltry
skirt to the stupendous living issues
of the hour?"
on, go Jump into the River OF
Doubt"
What do you know about the Riv.
er OF Doubt?"
"As much as anybody knows. BAH"
Bah yourself"
Whereupon he rises angrily and
goes out on the porch and calms him.
self with pipe.-Clevelan Plain.
dealer.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
DANDRUFF COVERED SCALP

401 W. Adams ST., Brownwood,
Texas.-'I had a severe case OF dry
itching scalp. Then my head had bills.
ters and pimples all over 1t and when
! scratched II the irritation and itch.
Ing we're dreadful. They continued to
hurt and smart and burn. My hair
fell out badly and gradually my scalp
was covered with dandruff as dry as
powder. 1t was the same burning in
my limbs, so bad that could not
sleep or rest night or day.
Then | began with the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and received al.
most instantaneous relief used the
Cuticura Ointment freely all over my
head once week and the Cuticura
Soap for cleansing as often as neces-
sary until / was cured" (Signed)
Mrs. Julia Clingman, Jan. 30, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with 32-p Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston "--Adv.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
NO DANGER OF SUNSTROkE
Man on His Way to "oet Even" With
Enemy Had the Thing All
Planned Out.

You'd have known he was a medi.
cal man by his looks and by the medi.
cine case he carried, but the man who
bumped into him on the street was
TOO excited about something else.
Here, sir, what are you dolng?"
exclaimed the doctor as he recovered
from the collision.
Going to lick a mani" was the re.
ply.
But wait, Don't you know it's 90
degrees in the SUM-"
Il don't care a darn"
And that fighting will raise your
temperature TO 14O?'
What of it?"
"A temperature Of 139 means sun
stroke and DEATH"
Are you a DOCTOR" asked the man.
81 am
Then you are way off your base.
The man I'm going to lick works in
an ice house, where the temperature
Is only 60 above, and oh, jeeswax,
will make him holler,"
But"
"Oh, ! brought along my overcoat
so | shouldn't take cold doing It!
Thanks, Doc-l'm all right"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Gallant Mayor.

From small provincial town in the
north Of Italy comes an amusing little
story. Queen Helena was visiting the
town, to attend the unveiling of a
statue of Victor Emanuel.
After the mayor of the town had
made an elaborate speech of welcome,
he handed the queen glass of cham
payne, and asked TO be allowed to
drink her health. AS their glasses
clinked, a drop of champagne fell up
on the queens gown. She opened her
pocketbook to take out her handker-
chief, but the gallant mayor was not
to be caught on any point OF etiquette.
"You majesty" he exclaimed, grand.
ly. there is no need of that! Every.
thing is already paid for."-Youth's
Companion.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Then He Told Her.

Pat, who was in lodgings, was
greatly annoyed by the landlady's help
ing herself to his provisions. She be
gan by taking a piece of his butter,
and when Pat came home she said.
Pat, | am taking a little Of your
butter, but I'm not like other land
ladies-I'm telling you"
Next day il was an egg, and so on.
Every day there was something taken
and put off with the same remark:
I'm not like other landades-l'm
telling you"
OF course there was never any re-
duction In Pats bill. One Saturday
his bill came to a larger amount than
usual. Pat looked at 1t, bundled up a
few things in his handkerchief, walked
to- the door and said:
'Landlady, I'm sloping. I'm not like
other lodgers-lm telling you!'-
London Tit.Bits.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
NEW IDEA
Helped Wisconsin Couple.

1t doesn't pay to stick too closely
to old notions of things. New ideas
often lead to better health, success
and happiness,
A Wis. couple examined an idea
new to them and stepped up several
rounds on the health ladder The
husband writes
Several years ago we suffered from
coffee drinking, were sleepless, nerv-
Gus, sallow, weak and irritable. My
wife and / both loved coffee and
thought It was a bracer." tDelusion)
Finally, after years Of suffering, we
read of Postum and the harmfulness
OF coffee, and believing that to grow
we should give some attention 20 new
Ideas, we decided to test Postum,
when we made II right we liked
II and were free of Ills caused by
coffee. Our friends noticed the
ehange-frasher skin. sturdier nerves,
better temper, etc.
These changes were not sudden,
but increased as we continued to
drink and enjoy Postum, and we lost
the desire for coffee.
MANY Of our friends did not like
Postum at first, because they did not
make It right But when they made
Postum according to directions on
pkg, they liked 1t better than coffee
and were benefited by the change"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read THE Road to
,Wellville." In pkgs.
Postum now comes in two forms;
Regular Postum-must be well
boiled 15c and 25c packages.
Instant Postum-is a soluble pow
der. Made in the cup with hot water
no boiling. soc and soc tins.
The cost per cup OF both kinds Is
about the same.
There's Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
! 25.YEAR CASE
OF ECZEMA CURED

Nr. Butler Edgar Of Danville, Pa,
Drites. 81 have had an aggravated
kse Of Eczema for over 25 years. My
bnds we're unsightly for a great part
\ that long period. have used seven
Ne bottles Of Hancock's Sulphuf
Compound and one jar of Hancock'y
flphur Ointment. | feel as though
bad brand new pair of hands. My
fse has been such an aggravated
De. HancoCk's Sulphur Compound
ks cured me and | am certain 1t will
lre anyone If they persist in using 1t
tcording to directions" Hancock's
hlphur Compound and Ointment are
I'd by all dealers. Hancock Liquid
elphur Co., Baltimore, Md.-Adv.,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
ID LONGER IN THE MARKET
n, m.eken Had Supplied Himself
with a Letter Opener That Could
Not Be Improved On.

canvasser stepped briskly up to
kr Meekens desk and laid a small
srcle close TO his right hand.
81 have here a new letter opener"
N said "A handsome article to be
keDt on the table Of your library,
hid"
4 Pardon me-" interrupted Mr.. Meek.
without turning his head, but !
ksye already the best letter opener
hi the quickest
How long have you had it?" per.
<sted the canvasser. you know there
sre constant improvements always be.
tg introduced"
Mine couldn't be improved" re-
bonded Meeken. I've had her for
Ahout two years now-anniversary Of
BE wedding next month"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
The Way Il Was.

II was a cold day In December, and
the superintendent of charitable In
sttution was examining a number OF
poor children as to their claims for
more comfortable clothing. Margaret
was under examination. She was
pinned up quite securely in thin
shawl.
Have you any clothes at home?"
she was asked
Nom"
What have you got on?"
Please, this is my aunt's shawl, and
me dress is next, an then comes H.
Everybody's Magazine.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
The Thief In the Nluht,

Representative Hughes of Georgia
apropos of the seven-milllon-dollar
grant for vocational training, said at
q dinner In Danville:
81 hope this grant will go through,
but who can tell? In this, as in all
other propositions, it is necessary to
remember the proverb:
"'Neyer count your chickens until
after sunrise"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Those Artistsl

They were walking through the gal
leries with growing air of disap-
proval. Before a painting OF wood
land dell, with nymphs and fauns dane
ing, dressed informally as nymphs and
fauns should be, the middle.aged unso-
phisticated couple paused. He peered
through his glasses at the title while
she stood back, her disapproyal in
creasing.
1t says 'Barblzon School, Mary"
he announced.
Il guess it's one OF them places for
teachin' artists" she remarked I've
heard they ain't strictly moral"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Truly Useful Animal.

Senator MARITIME of New Jersey tells
in the Washington Star of farm hand
whom he employed, who is much given
to philosophizing.
One morning, when the senator was
wandering over the farm, he came
upon his man feeding the chickens.
Alexander stopped him with;
Good mawnin', suhl | been thinkin'
this mawnin', and | made up my mind,
sub, as rs lookin' at these heah chick
ems, that theys the usefullest animal
they is. You en- eat 'em TO they's
bon, and aftah they's daid!"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
False Alarm,

Just outside Stockport on the Great
Central railway, England, is station
named Hyde.
The other day an lrishman was
somewhat startled on arriving at this
station by hearing the guard shout
Hyde The stationmaster, in a
raucous voice, also shouted "Hyde!"
and several porters took up the re-
frain, Hyde! Hyde"
Wondering what could be the mat.
ter, but thinking discretion the better
part Of valor, Pat Immediately got un.
der the seat, and it was there the
ticket collector found him when the
train reached Stockport.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
His Private Stock

A few years ago, after a unusually
pleasant evening, John Thornton, the
vaudeville comedian, found himself
at . a. m. lounging against a wal
in Central park, New York. In few
minutes a policeman came along and
asked:
What are you doing here?"
Just watching the animals" said
Thornton; nothing more"
Nonsense said the officer the
ZOO where the animals are is several
blocks from here"
Not my kind" said the actor, slow.
ly walking away.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06

Bobby had been taught to remem-
ber all his relatives when he said his
prayers. One night. as Ne knelt at his
mothers knee, he did not mention the
name of favorite aunt.
why, Bobbie," said the mother,
you didn't say God bless Aunt Bea-
trice and make her happy"
We'll. mother" replied the little
boy, Il don't have to say that any
more. Aunt Beatrice's engaged"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
THINK OF THE MILLIONS

y have been relieved in the, past 75
prs by Wright's Indian Vegetable
Us and decide whether they are not
Prth trial They regulate the
|Tels, stimulate the liver and purify
blood. ADV.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Critics Mean Comment.

An actor who recently was taken"
pile on the stage by cinematograph
Rs greatly pleased with the result
klking Of 1t to a prominent dramatic
rdC, he said:
II was the most extraordinary ex'
Frience ever went through-actu'
y to see myself acting"
|NOw," replied the critic, you will
Fderstand what we have to put up
Ill.,"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
New Use for Germs.

An army officer may have to quit
the service because he carries deadly
germs, to which he is himself immune.
It might be good idea to keep him
and let him be captured by the enemy
the next time we have a war.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Wllllna Demonstrator.

Rosemary wonder how II feels
to be back Of funny little mustache
like yours" Thornton-"I can't tell
you very well, but will cheerfully
show you how It feels to be In front
OF it."-Judge.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Gathered From a Bush.

|Why do you speak of a gathered
kS!'
is an old term handed down the
rs Eve wore the first one"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Charinu Cross.

Charing Cross, the center of London,
derived its name from cross which
was erected In the village OF Charing
in memory OF Eleanor. wife of Ed
ward III.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
In the Balance.

Mr. Rocks-So you want to marry
my daughter. Well young man, what
are your prospects?
Young -EXcellent-lf you don't
spoil them.-Judge
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
Safety First

ue reason we wouldn't hire a man
never makes mistakes is because
YOU'D soon have our job.-Galves.
News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06

NJ n r v Q |.
Gus" means to
distinguish, to set
apart. The low
ing-klndness OF
God is dlstin.
guished or set
apart from any
other experience
known TO man.
0) II Is mar
yelous In It's orr.
gin. Surprising
strange It ia that
you and / in
Christ today, for
this message Is
addressed TO be.
lieving saints,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
"Sezsher and "sez,lr

Felshe to Me-The evening paper
snoes are going up in price.
felA TO Her-l wonder II low shoes
be higher?
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06

Yes, Cordelia, the drum major be-
longs to the band-even II he does
give the impression the band belongs
TO him
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
On Principle.

Stude-Don't you ever sweep under
the carpet?
Janitor-Yes suh always sweeps
everything under the carpet.-Yale
Record
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06

When two of the neighbors' children
are in fight you know which one is
right simply by finding out whose
children they are.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-06
NOTHING so EFFECTIVE As ELIXIR
nAHEk Inr Mnlnrla- IhlIla a IeNcr

Chief OF Police, J. W. Reynolds, Newport
News, Va, says IL IL pleasure TO recommend
Babck for Chills and Fever. Have used IL when
necessary for ~ years aud have found no remedy
ns effective" Elixir Babek so cents, all drug
gsts, or by Parcel Post, prepaid from KlocIew-
ski a Co, Washington, ID. G.
A Good Move-I8abek Liver Pills.
20 Mills % ccnfA