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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

$40 per acre. $50 acres miles from Or
chard: 6-room house and good out
buildings; $50 acres Of alfalfa: ad-
Joining open range.
$40, 000-640 acres l mile from good
small town; good log house. barn for
15 head Of horses; blacksmith fully
equipped; 1 teams and 4 sets har-
ness; all Implements; $500 worth of
timothy seed; $40 inches water; 40
acres in hay; will trade for stock of
general merchandise or city property.
(2091)
$2150-5 acres, 3-room house. barn;
Ridenbaugh water: family orchard;
l mile from Ustick; terms. (2075)
SIS per acre. 100 acres. A-room house;
outbuildings; 50 acres alfalfa: Farm
ers' Union water; terms. one-third
cash, balance easy. (2022)
$25.O00-Stock OF general merchandise
to trade for southern Idaho land.
Loans. Collections. Insurance
C. H. ROBERTS & CO..
lot s. 10th st. Boise. Idaho.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
BOISn REALTY co.

BOISE REALTY co.
A FEW OF BEST BARGAINS IN
BOISE.
$900-Buys a fine lot so by 1872 be-
tween 18th and 18th streets on
Bannock Worth $500. Easy terms
$750--Will buy g so foot lot on North
21st street. A big snap.
$2400-For one Of the finest residence
lots on State St., close In.
$3000-Will take 1876 feet choice corner
on Harrison boulevard.
$e400-For q 5-room modern home
good location, close In. Easy terms
$2500-For q nice modern home on
corner. Location good. Terms.
Fine city property to trade for acre
age. Ranch and farm property 20
trade for city property. Stock
ranchea to trade for Boise valley
land. or city property or merchan-
disc.
BOISE REALTY co.
Phone 992 w. 1903 8. 10th
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
DANDY SNAPS ANp TRADES.

DANDY SNAPS AND TRADES.
Dandy lot on N. 21st st. for $3.50; lot
on N. 18th St., $70o: lot on Fort St.,
$500: lot on Franklin St.. $1700. All
terms.
16S-acre ranch NEAR Notus, improved:
&66 acre. Take part trade.
Dandy 10 acres close in. Price $4,000
Will trade for Boise property.
Nice improved 160-acre ranch near
Mccall at SIS acre. Terms. Snap
so acres near Roseberry. SIS an acre
We have a fine list of residence proper
ties to sell and exchange.
Fine improved 100 acres. . miles Of
Roseberry, to trade for acreage.
Several Long Valley ranches to trade
for acreage or residence property.
Highly improved IN acres near Santa
Cruz, Cal. Want Boise home.
We sell and trade land everywhere
Ranches in Kansas. Oklahoma. Ar
kansas and California to trade fol
Boise Valley ranches.
IRA e. HIGH 4 CO.,
Suite 336, Yates Building.
ONCE phone 1755. Residence 1889
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-One Of the finest i'm
proved 10 acres on the bench: c.
room house. barn, etc; az acres IL
bearing prunes and apples. also raso-
berries, Strawberries and dewberries.
A very complete suburban home. To
make quick sale will go at sacrl-
flee. Inquire ]. A. Ames, $40 8. 9th
st. Phone 1872. DIS
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
GET YOUR MONEY.

1918 North 18th, 55-ft. corner lot, Z
room house. barn. at $500 less than
value; priced at
$2300.o0
Priced reduced $25 each day until sold.
Terms, $1,000 mortgage due two years,
balance cash, horses or freight outfit.
Room 21o Soma Bldg. or Aliens
Horse Market.
Dec. 2. 1919. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
FROM rHe EAST


In effect April II. 1913.
Leave Boise for Eagle. Star. MID.
dleton and Caldwsll-e:00. 1900, $500,
$500. 10000. 1880 q m. 11:oo. sl:oO
300. 800. 1880. $500. 500. s7:aD.
300, ss11:00 p. m.
Leave Caldwell for Middleton. Star.
Eagle and Boise-se:so. 1850. $50.
$3.50. 1880. s11:3o .. m. 1880. 1:se.
1880. $3.50. 1880. $3.50. $50. 1854.
$3.50 ana 1880 p. m.
Baggage and express
ssBaggage for Boise and Caldwell oply.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
Southern Division.
In effect Jan. 1. 1919.

Leave Boise for Nampa-7:oo. .: 20,
10000. 1850 q. m. 400. 1:Se. 400. $50,
700, $3.50 and 1000 p. N.
Leave Boise for Meridian-S:oo, $50
1880. 1850 Q. m. 100. 1850. 400. s:8o,
|7:0e. $50 and HIS p. m.
Leave Nampa for Boise-7: %, S:s0.
1890. 1850 a. m. and Ice. $3.50, l:oos
$3.50. 700. $3.50 ana 1000 p. m.
Leave Meridian for BolDe-s %.
1905. 1885 q. m. and 12:0S. l:SS, S:0k
4: 05. sos. 7:3B sos and 1905 .. N.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

"THE-ONLY-WA
Have-10 new houses, 1880 up in price
to $500, and any one of these can
be bought to suit your circumstances.
Have--10 acres on the car line, well
improved, cows, horse, implements.
chickens; the whole bunch for $4,000.
Buy this for Christmas gift.
Have-900 acres in Missouri, Is rented
for years. $4,000 cash per year. Have
you something to trade for it.
C. c.. ERICSSON,
210 Soma Bldg. EOD II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
RESIDENCE BARGAIN.

RESIDENCE BARGAIN.
Groom modern, newly papered and
painted; completely furnished; lot so
x122; all for $500; terms.
60 acres well improved. miles from
town. to trade for Boise property.
HARVEY & LUEBBEN.
Rs. 1918 Merino Blk. Boise, Idaho.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

No Advertisement Less thon IS Gents.
OREGON SHORT LINE THAsMA
>GoiNG WEST.
Passenger trains leave Boise a..
a. m, for Huntington.
$500 p. m. to connect with No. Ito
Portland).
2:4o O. m. to connect with No. n
(limited to Portland).
400 p. m. to Huntington. .lAss,E
CONG EAST. w w.
Trains leave Boise at
1880 g. m. No. II to Salt Lake,
local.
2:4o q m to connect with No. II
(limited through east).
s p. n. to connect with No. (to
Chicage.)
FROM THE WEST.
Trains arrive in Boise
1880 p. m after connecting with No.
g (to Chicago).
$50 q. m. from Huntington.
1880 a. m. after connecting with No.
IS (from Portland).
1870 a. m from Huntington. i
FROM THE EAST. -
Trains arrive in Boise-
$3.50 a. m. after connecting With No.
II Cimited from east).
1880 p. m. after connecting with No.
s Ito Portland).
1o:5s p m. NJ. IL Salt Lake local.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE--See Wilson Smith. 1907
Main st. Snake river bottom land,
best in state for sale or trade. II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-Sacrifice sale Of b-roon
house. 822 Fort. Must sell immedi'
ately. See Paulson, 702 Main. 4
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
Thanksgiving Message.

Thanksgiving M6tS1d6,
Anthony Fisher Company offers relief
to all who suffer from the effects Of
an inactive liver, such as appendicitis,
constipation. headaches. stomach and
kidney trouble. catarrh. hay fever
and asthma. fevers. lagrippe. etc. We
Will call on you without charge. p.
o. Box 1923. Phone 730. Office 1909
Idaho street. Anthony Fisher Co.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-Hotel Oregon; II newly
furnished rooms; good business. Ad.
dress Oregon Hotel, Vale, Ore. D.,
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

REAL EsTATE-B F. WARDELL 4
Co.. real estate. 14o 80. 10th st.
Phone 1002 It
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-See Wilson Smith. 1907
Main st. 100 IT. corner. good house.
fruit and shade. A bargain at $4,000
Easy terms. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
PACIFIC q IDAHO NORTHERN
RAILWAY.

Main line time table No. -. n.
fective June .. 1912. 12:06 . m. Noun
tain time.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
FOR SALE.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS.

FOR SALE-We are still headquarters
for all kinds OF stove repairs; II we
haven't what you want we can get it.
The Company Store. 906-S Idaho St
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-see Wilson Smith, 1907
Main st. General Insurance, best
companies. Special attention given
fire insurance. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

Stage connections a. Cambridge. for
Heath and Indian Valley. Idaho: stage
connections at Council for Seven Devils
District: stage connections at New
Meadows for Payetta Lakes LArdo.
mccall, Long Valley. Round Valley.
Salmon River. Pollock. Goff, Grange
willie. Resort Warssns ana ethss
polnt4
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-Close in. modern bunsa-
low; low price. easy terms. ]. A
Ames. $40 8. 9Th st. Phone 1872. Ds
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR sALE-See Wilson Smith. 1907
Main st. Good 60-acre ranch. with
or without stock and implements
VIII accept small Boise residence as
part pay. The price is right. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-40 acres at Grandview,
Ida. suitably LOCATED. for fruit rails
ing; would exchange for stock. Ad-
dress Box ~. Capital News If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

Invest Your Rent Receipts In a Homo.
6-room bungalow. S1950-$350 cash
and SIS per month: 4-room bunga-
low. $3.50 cash and SIS per month.
Call 2285-J. D-6c
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

SALE-S0 acres decided
land; best OF water right; best Of
soil: near electric line; owner going
east and must sell; $500 cash will
handle this. This is great buy for
some one. See us at 210 Idaho Bldg.
=
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

One Cent . Word Each insertion.
No Advertisement Less than IS Gents.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-Real Estate.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

BUILD YOUR OWN HOME-will sell
you a 55-foot corner lot, and loan
YOU money at 6 per cent to build q
house according to your own plans.
Phone ss5 or call Room sos. Idaho
Bldg. Dill
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-See Wilson Smith. 1907
Main st. Best prices on vacant lots
in South Boise. liberal terms. special
Involvement to home builders. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
FOR SALE OR TRADE.

FOR Said OR TRADE-Good work
horse for hay or good hnilch COW.
Phone 2446-J. D-6c
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

WANTED-Sewing by the day or by
the piece. Phone 21l2-W. Call 1914
N. 9Th st. D-1S
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-Cheap; young horse. gen.
tie; flne for driving and saddle; har-
ness. easy riding buggy. Also new
Estey plano. Call TOT N. goth. Phone
2002-W. D-7
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-F1ve-room modern cot
tage on 21st street; small payment.
bal easy terms; will rent subject to
sale. Apply Syms- York Co. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

NEANTED-To buy good 3lnch
farm wagon. Win pay cash. Call
Phone 664-W. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-well established butcher
business in live town for $500; clean,
sanitary shop; no opposition; every
thing your own way; sanitary
slaughter house and sausage factory
combined. Box u New Meadows.
Dill
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE-Jersey cow. two year.
lings. two teams Of horses. ono
wagon and harness, s12 Mckinley
avenue. DIS
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

MANTED-To borrow from private
parties $4,000. Gilt edge security. Ad-
dress Box 75. Capital News. II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

1T YOU HAVE HOUSES TO RENT
or wish to rent a house, let US know.
We have them. 461 Yates Bldg.
Phone 37S-W. II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

WE SELL and trade everything
stores. hotels. farms. cafes, .home-
steads; see us. We can do business
for you and do it quick. Wakefield
Land Co.. Yates Bldg. If
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

,runeral notices. obituaries and cards
of THANKS will be charged for at the
rate of ten cents per line.
POSTAGE ON DROP LETTERS is
TWO CINTS-At Ill postofftces where
there are city carriers two cents post-
age is required on all letters; All gil
swers to aus whether mailed In Boise
or outside, going through the postotnce
snouiu have a lwo-cent stamp atlacheo
one cent Is not sufficient.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR SALE--One hundred eighty five
Shropshire sheep: SO bucks and ram
lambs; 46 yearling ewes; Is eve
lambs; balance two to four-year -old
ewes. bred. Joseph H. Roberts. r. +.
d. No. 2. Boise. Idaho. II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished
sleeping rooms in private family;
alsO barn for rent. Inquire $40 Ban
nod.. Die
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03
FOR SALE-Livestock.

FOR SALE-Fresh Holsteln cows. one
with calf. Mark Wilton. Boise. Rt. 1,
three -fourths mile southeast Garfield
school. Disc
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR RENT-Nice furnished 4-room
flat with sleeping porch. Apply 1914
W. Jefferson. Phone 10A6-W. DIS
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

FOR RENT, FURNISHED-Front
room, steam heat, bath. private en-
trance, 513 Jefferson st Phone All.
II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-12-03

WANTED-To trade hay for young
cattle, horses. sheep or a team and
wagon. Call Phone 554-W. Il
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-15
GLOBE SIGHTS
By THE ATCHIsoN GLOBE.

Men never will be able to learn why
they are prejudiced.
Count on this: When a man comes out
strong for something he has fish to fry.
About the only thing in favor of the
cake headache is that it is cheaper.
Youngsters might not get so much fun
out of celebration If they were paying
for it.
Life is so short, at best. that it is hard
to find an adequate excuse for the auto
mobile race.
BY the time Daughter gets old enough
to henpeck Father, he's used to it, which
helps some.
Point out rocks toward which people
are drifting and nine out of ten will con-
slider your action interference.
There are some fairly decent citizens
who forget to register, regardless ct
what the politicians may say about 1t.
Among other unusual creatures, one oc
casionally encounters q child who goes to
school to acquire an education.
Possibly the population of the great
cities grows rapidly because one may live
there without knowing his neighbors.
We are also inclined to raise the ques-
ton to whether Rush written on the
envelope, speeds the delivery to any great
extent.
while I try to be liberal with my SYM
pathy, L think 1T is pretty generally ul4-
derstood that it wouldn't make much off
ference il 1 wasn't .'-Rufe HoSkins.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-15
AYHAWKER JOTy

A good way for a man to discover
that he doesn't know woman, says
the Hiawatha News-Democrat, is to
marry her.
Turkey and Greece are on the
verge of open hostilities, notes the
Harveyville Monitor, and it explains:
1t usually requires grease to cook 3
turkey.
One of the strongest ties of memory
that binds some of US old fellows to
the boyhood home, writes Conner
Davies in his Concordia Kansan, is the
recollection that mother had pie for
breakfast.
1 once heard of a candidate who did
not claim to be gaining votes every
day, reminisces Adam Croaker in the
HOlton Recorder. He was once heard
to admit that his meetings were very
poorly attended and that there was no
enthusiasm. However, he made a
good thing of it after all. After he
was beaten, and acknowledged he was
beaten fairly, Barnum hired him at
a good salary.
A Clay Center doctor had a patient
in his back office whose temperature
he desired, relates the Clay Center
Times. Placing the little thermom
ter in the patients mouth the doctoS
walked out into the front office, while
waiting for the proper temperature
to be registered. There, something
attracted his attention, he forgot his
patient fooled around the room a lit
tie while, put on his hat went down
the street. talked to some fellows in
a drug store, then got shaved. At the
end of an hour he returned to his Of
flee. He found his patient still there,
but what happened between the sick
man and the doctor has never been
told.
When a little 4-year-old Atchison
boy is asked what he is going to be
when he grows up, relates the Atchison
Globe, he throws out his little chest
and answers: "a capitalist His
mother is so proud of his ambition
and the independent manner in which
he announces his chosen vocation that
she SHOWS him off, whenever there
is company at the house. The little
boy was taken into the parlor lately
and lined up before lot of his moth--
er's callers, and she fondly asked him
what mothers boy was going to be
when he was a man. The little a
year Odds ambition had changed since
men next door connecting a
bathroom with the sewer in the alley.
and to his mothers CONSERVATION and
the amusement of the guests he an
swered, proudly: "a sewer digger"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-15
AUTUMN TIME.

The autumn days are comm on; so just
potter round
AT pickin' for the cider-press the win-falls
from the ground,
And boss them Joneses boys I got a.
gatherin' the pears;
They need some watchin,' even when
they're p1cldn' on the shares.
The air is sweet and fragrant with the
scent of Northern Spy,
AND the Greeningses and Willer-twigs a.
hangin' low and high.
m IN the autumn OF my life. Soon
from the hfe-tree bough
The Lord'H pluck me-but L hope 1 won't
be gethered now.
I set out on the old rail fence of hazy
afternoons
And hear the things 1 like to hear; the
cricket see-saw tunes,
The bull-frogS chunkin' long the creek,
the bee-hive's drowzy hum,
Til ma is at the past'r bars and calls
the cows TO come;
And then lean ag'in the fence and hear
the klang-ko-ling
OF OF Stars bell she comes in. 1t
makes me feel, " jung,
Like was jest a boy agi'n with night
a-comin' down,
And pap a-callin' at the gate as he got
home from town.
My hair is white, my step is slow, most of
my teeth is gone,
I've rheumatic and pleuriSy but still keep
Twin on,
At work no more make a hand-tho'
still at eatin can
So I've quit work and passed 1T up and
got a hired man.
But when 1 see the full moon rise above
the timbered hills,
And hear the cOw-ben go "ko-lang, the
call of whipperwills,
And smell the apples gettin ripe, want
to drop a tear
And kneeI right down inside my heart
and thank the Lord I'm here.
e. E. Kelley, in the Toronto Republican.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-15
BY THE WY
by HARVEY PARSONS.

1t ISIS a German who plans to open
a school of love making. None but a
German would attempt to establish
that which ISIS allretty.
And it is also a German who in
vents a mechanical COW to give near
milk. Of course the German in ques-
ton was not a frequent visitor in this
country, where the mechanical COW
(coloquially called a pump was in
operation for many years before it was
butchered by the pure food law.
The lobster, of IS pounds weight re-
Gently captured in New York is touted
as a record-breaker. Frem private
reports we gather that a Topeka spec
linen weighing close to 200 pounds
was caught in New York during the
past ten days.
Apropos the approaching publica-
ton; Editor Kelley of the Toronto
Republican thinks he wants pair
of them. Later he may be just as
certain that one is too many.
Washburn's opening in the football
tournament reminds one of the per-
fectly good old days when Jimmy
Stewart, Sam Lakin, Hamp Steele, ct
al used to waddle from the middle to
either end without apparent effort.
To be sure, the list of crippleS in
opposing teams was reprOaCn TO
the Turko-BaIkan war, but outside of
that, the game was all right. At that
time some of the Washburn players
were medical students and they were
a great help to the team. They could
tell the other members how to pull a
leg off an opponent without killing
him. Furthermore, they won games.
According to recent Frisco dis
patches, it cost $3.50 to smuggle
Chinaman into the United States.
Four times that to smuggle lot of
native born politicians out of the
country would be bargain price.
Maybe a girl did take part in the
nightie parade, but unless she caught
cold, no harm was done except to the
gossips who are losing sleep over it.
What's your guess? This is written
long befor ethe game starts, and ours
is that Beanville will close the series
this awftahnoon.
We are reliably informed that
Moosefelt will head the independent
column on the Kansas ticket. INDIE
pendent" per Webster, means one
who needs no assistance. Bilious
White, however, does not agree with
the late Webster, and, Furthermore,
specifies the needed assistance as coin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-15
y hanging OF this way 2,

by hanging off this way?"
Il Dunno
Aunt Mildred" said the squire
after rejecting a bit, you are over
fifty !. g,,; years of age, aren't you:?"
II hardly see your object in GET
ting married
It's to die a married woman
Don't you know that a woman has a
lot of pride about that thing? Why,
I wouldn't have 'em put the name
'spinster on my headstone for a
thousand dollars! Think of a woman
not catching man in 81 years."
WilIets?''
''Sorter''
And do you think he loves you?
The same sorter.''
Aunt Mildred, you have no case
to sue on. The most you can say is
that Eph has been dallying. He
should have married you years ago
or hauled off the track. Now and
then you find man like him. They
either don't know their own minds or
are skeery.''
And I've got to go on waiting?"
No. 1t isn't a court case; but as
a citizen I don't think it's a fair
thing Have you said anything to
any one about this?''
Not SOUL she answered.
Then go home and continue to
keep mum. I'll drive out to the farm
this afternoon and have a talk with
Eph. 1 shall probably give him d
What's that?"
Wake him up with a jump
Aunt Mildred left for home, and
three hours later the squire was at
the wilIets farm and saying to the
owner:
See here, Eph. you are going to
have troubled"
Gosh, you don't say so %
ssYnS do vArc1,,
ening to sue you for a million dollars
damages
Great snakes"
You have been a married man.
Did you propose to the girl who be-
came your wife,"
Ephriam turned red clear back to
his neck and hung his head and work
ed the toe of his boot into the soil.
Then you didn't"
Nope. She proposed to me-"
''Why?"
Because I was afraid"
Humph! Eph, do you love Aunt
Mildred %
Purity WE'LL
Then why in blazes don't you ask
her to marry you %
''Dasn't.''
We'll, you get your Sunday suit on.
You are coming with me-
Ephriam didn't ask where to, but
was ready in half an hour. The ride
was three miles long, but not a ques-
tlon was asked or answered until
they stood before Aunt Mildred.
Pop away, Eph"' said the squire.
II dasn'tI"
Pop away, Aunt Mildred!'
TT wouldn't be proper"
The squire stepped to the door and
called in a passerby, and then said to
the couple:
JOIN hands. You are going to DC
married in two minutes!"
They were, and only comfort and
happines came of it.-(Copyrighted
1912, by McClure's Newspaper Syn
dicate.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-15
QUAKER fluctuations.
TFrom the philadelphia Re

TFrom the Philadelphia Record.J
The school of experience grants mighty
few holidays.
The doctor who loses his patience is also
apt to lose his patients.
The counterfeiter isn't the only man
who makes money dishonesty.
The man who does the least talking has
the fewest apologies to make.
One swallow may not make summer,
but one apple once made a fall.
The marksman who can hit the bulls
eye every time may miss a train.
No, Maude, dear; it isn't a yawning
chasm that makes the Delaware Water
Gap.
Half the ills that flesh is heir to can
be traced to enlargement of the imagina-
ton.
There is quite a difference between the
gifted speaker and one who has the gift OF
CAB.
Necessity knows no law" quoted the
Wise Guy. "And yet lawyer is some
times necessity" added the Simple Mug
Tommy-"Pop. blonde hair is light. isn't
it?" Tommy's Pop-"Yes, my son.
Tommy-'Doesn't it weigh as much as
the other kind?"