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The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-11-01
Observation-Disclosures
! WILSON WOULD REPEAL ALL
PROTECTIVE TARIFF LAWS.

The following is taktE from
an addtess delivered by Profess
sor Woodrow Wilson before the
tariff board in 1882, showing his
view then on the question OF the
tariff and the distinct announce
ment of his position as a free
trader, opposed to all tariffs ex-
cept merely for the purpose OF
raising revenue:
"But the danger of imposing
protective duties is that when
the policy is once embarked
upon it cannot be easily receded
from. Protection is nothing
more than bounty, and when
we offer bounties to manufac-
turers they will enter into in
dustries and build up interests
and when at a later day we seek
to overthrow this protective tar
if we must hurt somebody, and
of course there is objection.
They will say: Thousands of
men will be thrown out of EN-
ployment and hundreds of peo-
pie will lose their capital This
seems very plausible; but |
maintain that manufacturers are
made better manufacturers
whenever they are thrown upon
their own resources and left to
the natural competition of
trade"
Protection also binders COM
merce immensely. The English
people do not send as many
goods to this country as they
would if the duties were not so
much and in that way there is
a restric ton of commerce and
we are building up manufac-
tories here at the expense OF
commerce. We are holding
ourselves aloof from foreign
countries in effect and saying,
We are sufficient to ourselves;
we wish to trade, not with Eng
land, but with each other.
maintain that it is not only .
pernicious system, but corrupt
system.
"By Commissioner Garland:
20. Are you advocating the
repeal of all tariff laws?
"A. Of all protective tariff
laws; OF establishing tariff for
revenue merely. 1t seems to
me very absurd to maintain that
we shall have free trade between
different portions of this coun-
try and at the same time shut
ourselves out from free COM
munication with other produc-
ing countries of the world. If
it is necessary to impose restric-
tive duties on goods brought .
from abroad it would seem to
me as a matter of logic, neces-
sary to impose similar restric-
tons on goods taken from one .
state of this Union to another.
That follows as necessary con-
sequence; there is no escape
from it.
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Republican County Organi-
cation.
The party of SO years of progress
ion and prosperity.
PRECINCT COMMITTEEMAN

Aberdeen-C. L. Myers. r. A. Stearns
G.. A. Bartel. E
Basalt--C. w. McCurdy, L. Ivan Jensen
MI c. H. Christensen
Blackfoot Geo. L. Stone, DR.. c. A
M Hoover, r. ]. Dygert. $780,. +.
BlackfootN 2-R.. N. West, L. J. Porter
4 Nofear Davis.
Blackfoot 3-W. A. Younie, Adam
n Kundert, T. H. Christy.
e. A. Doud.
Danilson-Geo. Mclean, Dan Cutting,
a. w. StoweIl. f7
Groveland-S g. Seamons, I. Butt, @
w. Hammond.
Moreland-John Wray. Lewis Robbins,
Ed. Hines. .
Presto--W. r. Young. Jacob Teeples.
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EXCURSIONS TO LETHBRIDGE
CANADA,

!. October 16, II, and Is, via Oregon
Short Line. Limit November 14th.
Account International Dry Farming
Congress. See agents for rates and
further particulars. 16I
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DOn-e0a-- - - ~xs AZ xsk<Ss~@sss~&
Green Hides 7c. Cased Coyotes 50 to 50
We pay 16c per lb. for hides; &c per
lb. for pelts and &c for clean rubber
boots and shoes 8
Branch of Great Western Hide Co.
Wholesale and Retail Dealers
M. vOLPERT, Manager
Bridge St. Blackfoot idaho
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The Republican makes a speciality
Of sanitary butterwrapoers.
Yes. It has been found! Look In
the Want Ads.
Job printing for particular people
at The Republican ONCE.
Heavy paper suitable for laying
under carpets, for sale ct the Re-
publican. office. s fg If.
For sale or trade or to be given
away. Look for It in the Want Ads
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-11-01

For a good hair cut. shave. mas
sage, shampoo or bath go to the
new Marble front Barber shop Bird
door east of Post Office. 1919
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EAST AND TO CALI
+. FORNIA

November %, 25, December 81,
and 20, long limits. See agents for
rates and further particulars. 1873.
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LOST.

LOST-An open faced jewel watch
crystal cracked, leather fob. Find
er please return to this office for
reword. 19tf
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-11-01
SOCIALIST TICKET

The following is the list of cana
dates for Bingham County.
Joint Senator:
R. A. SOUTHWORTH
Residence, Idaho Falls, Idaho
State Representatives:
E. D. BROWNIE,
Residence, Kimball, Idaho.
D. A. CONDDLIN
Residence, Groveland. Idaho.
Commissioner, rst. District:
JAS. NELSON
Residence, Kimball, Idaho.
Commissioners, End. District:
L. P. BATWAY
Residence, Blackfoot, Idaho.
Commissioner, grid. District.
JOHN OBORN,
Residence, Blackfoot, Idaho.
Sheriff:
F. c. RICKEN
Residence, Blackfoot, Idaho.
Probate Judge:
R. T. QUINN
Residence, Basalt, Idaho.
Treasurer:
J. c. QUINN
Residence, Basalt, Idaho.
Assessor:
il. JOHNSON
Residence, Basalt, Idaho.
Coroner:
DR.. J. B. COOPER
Residence, Blackfoot, Idaho.
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FOR RENT.
WANTED.

man of good charac-
ter to act as country salesman on
straight salary. Previous exper-
fence not necessary. We teach our
own methods. Applicant must
positively show a clean record as to
to honesty. Recommendations
from responsible parties accom-
panying application will facilitate
matters. Address 1921 Yeon
Bldg, Portland Ore. 20-2.
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WATER STOCK 1.-TWO shares In the
Danskin ditch for sale at $125
each. Byrd Treso. K
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sPEAKEns COMING

foot on Friday evening. November,
the 1st.
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EOR SALu

All lots In the Temple Block (frst
block south Of the new High School)
able terms Iby:-+f ,3j,e M. sn,i. ~
THE IDAHO IRRIGATBD LANDS q
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COME OF THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF
HIS ADMINISTRATION
PRESENTED.
GREAT WORK HAS BEEN DONE
More Prosecution of Trusts and More
Social Reforms Secured Than
Under Any Previous
..4 President.

"He has met every crisis that
has arisen during his admInis-
tration with firmness and reso-
! luton. The bluff and bIuster Of
political enemies have not made
him finch an iota from his do
|. Termination to do that which
; no believed to be for the gen.
eraI welfare Of all classes Of
; people In this republic. Rep
resentative Kahn Of California,
; In an address reviewing Presl-
dent Taft's Administration.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-11-01

FOR SALE.-CutbnildinEs includ-
ing, barn chicken house, dog house,
toilet and fences. Enquire at this
office.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1912-11-01

FOR SALE PIANO.-n early new -
Mahogany caoe-$200 below cost.
C, r. Clute. 13-tf.
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EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE

HNTOUI 1--WE OONINIII IEE
J. w. Killian, Blackfoot, R. 2.
VIM. Dooley, Shelley,
Adam Kundert, Blackfoot.
L. Ivan Jensen, Basalt,
R. J. Dygert, Blackfoot,
Office in Progress Building, 100 w.
Bridge st. Phone 1876.
Office in-Progress Biulding-130
W. Bridge street.
r. N. West-Chairman
V. c. White-Secretary, ..
PHONE 1915
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MILFORD Christensen,

l MILFORD Christensen.
Rich-L S. Caldwell, Alma Clough,
J. s. Burdell
Rose-Jas Chapman. Lewis Felt, Jas.
G. Johnston.
Riverside. w. Killian, Jed Taylor,
Geo. H. Smith
Shelley-Wm. Dooley, Thos. Mitchell
Jos. Holland.
Jameston-Chris Anderson, j. w. Be-
gum, Lee Clark.
Thomas-D. J. Murdoch, P. B. Dance,
z. G. Felsted.
Woodville-J: H. Montague, Jas. Fugal,
John L. Rider.
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Neat tsh nrinting At this office.
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WANT AID
COLUMN
FOR SALE.

\ FEW SHARES LEFT-Of Trego
Ditch stock, for sale at $3.05 per
inch. Byrd Trego. Aft
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
He-If you'll marry me I'll prom
ise never to speak a harsh word.
She-I see you've sized up my
temper already.
NEW KNIGHT OF ROMANCE.
eyTloon.

The modern photographer bids
fair to rank as a knight of romance.
How grave are the risks which he
runs in his efforts to secure the
strange and terrible aspects of ma
ture is indicated by the news from
Nairobi that a member of Mr.. Paul
Rainey's expedition has been fatally
injured by lion which he was at
tempting to photograph. Yet the
stalking of big game with the cam
era is not the only field in which
the photographer now displays his
courage-and sometimes his reck-
lessness. He descends into the era
ter of Vesuvius during eruptions
he climbs the precipices of the Mat
terhorn and poses his comrades upon
their exiguous lodges; he forces his
way up the icy, vertiginous gullies
of Snowdon in midwinter. In an
age that is commonly supposed to
be one of calculating prudence there
are still human beings who have their
hearts in their sleeves and reckon
life as thing to be "dashingly used
and cheerfully hazarded."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
,TRANsPOSED BODY OF WATER
/ Engineers Shifted Lake a Consider
able Distance In Order to Work
Profitable Silver Mine.

Romance has always thrown
glamour around silver mining, and
many interesting stories could be
told of the doings in the pioneer days
of the Dominion at Silver lslet, in
British Columbia, and in Ontario.
Few stories, however, can exceed
in interest that furnished recently by
the Carson Lode of the Crown Re
serve mine, in the Cobalt district OF
Canada. The course Of the lode lay
underneath a lake, and was mined
for some distance, until working so
close to the bed of the lake rendered
further removal of the ore too great
a danger to the miners
Far from abandoning the quest,
the authorities of the mine called to
their assistance the resources of
modern science and pumped the vast
body of water in the 45-acre lake to
form another at some distance.
The hollow thus made disclosed
deep deposit of mud. Nothing daunt-
ed, the authorities set up a fresh
pumping apparatus, by which the ex-
PEELED water was reintroduced for
the purpose of washing the basin
clean.
The remarkable spectacle ensued
of two sets of pumps at work at the
same time-the one to impel, and
the other to expel the erstwhile lake
lComplete success attended these op
erations.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
ASSOCIATE EVIL AND BEAUTY
Through the Ages, Feminine Lowell
ness Has Been Regarded az an
Enemy Of the Soul.

II Is curious how, from time inn
memorial, man seems to have asso-
ciated the idea Of evil with beauty,
and shrunk from it with a sort OF
ghostly fear, while, at the same
time, drawn to it by force of its
hypnotic attraction, comments Rich
ard lie Gallienne in the Smart Set.
Strangely enough, beauty has been
regarded as the most dangerous en-
emy of the soul, and the powers OF
darkness that are supposed to lie in
wait for that frail and futtering
Psyche, so precious and apparently
so perishable, are usually represent
ed as taking shapes of beguiling
loveliness-Lamias, Loreleis, wood
nymphs, aud witches with blue flow-
ers for their eyes. Lurking in its
most innocent forms, the grim as
cetic has affected to find a leaven OF
conception, and whenever any refor-
nation is afoot, it is always beauty
that is made the first victim, whether
it takes the form of a statue, a
stained glass window or a hair rib
bon.
"Homeliness is next to godliness,"
though not officially stated as an ar
ticle of the Christian creed, has been
one Of the most active of all Chris
tian tenets. 1t has always been cas-
ier far for a rich man to enter the
kingdom of heaven than for glori-
ously beautiful woman. Presumably
such a one might be in danger OF
corrupting the, saints, somewhat un-
accustomed to such apparitions.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
Irl R. Hicks 1915 Almanac.

The Rev lrl'R. Hicks Alma
mac, now ready, grows more pop
ular and useful with each passing
year. 1t IS a fixed necessity IN
homes, shops and com merclal es-
tablishments all over this CONT
nent. This famous and valuable
year book on astronomy, storms
weather and earthquakes should
be IN every home and Office. Pro
fessor Hicks completes this best
issue of his great Almanac at the
close of his seventieth year. The
Almanac will be mailed for 35cts.
The Rev. Irl r. Hlcks fine Maga-
zine, Word andWorks, is sent one
year, with a copy of his Almanac
for only dollar. Send for them
to Word aud Works Publishing
Company, 3401 Franklin Ave, st.
LOUIS, Mo. You will never re-
gret your investment. Trylt for
1918 123-4t.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
CASTLE UNDER THE SEA.

Among certain of the Japanese
there is belief that somewhere un-
der the sea there is a wonderful
castle in which the beautiful queen
of the fishes resides. Sometimes
they think this castle rises to the
surface and is visible to mortal eyes
"a belief that probably had its or
igin in the phenomenon of the mi
rage. When the castle appears, the
superstitious believe, representatives
of all the fnny tribes hasten to it
to pay homage to their ruler. Some
time ago, in honor of the "fishy"
queen and her subjects, the fisher
men of Futami made a number of
gigantic fish of canvas and bamboo,
painted in gorgeous colors, which
were towed in procession through the
water, enormous crowds watching
the curious spectacle from the shore.
Wide World Magazine.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
SENSIBLE DAY FOR WEDDING
Good Reasons Why Monday 10 Becom-
Ing increasingly Popular Among
All Glasses Of socIety.

"Why is Monday chosen so often
now for weddings?' The question:
arose at women's club, where a
party of friends were discussing
timely events over tea.
"And why isn't Friday?" chimed
in another voice, which some one
silenced by observing: Because
even the newest women have their
superstitions and, after all, marriage
is rather a too momentous event to
begin with rank defiance Of the
fates."
But about Monday. Monday. is
chosen by the quiet wedding faction,
which is an increasing one, on ac-
count of the peaceful day that pre-
cedes it, the peaceful family day,
which the bride and bridegroom
elect can pass with their parents and
brothers and sisters.
There is something beautiful and
homely in the idea, and a recent
bride, although her chosen Monday
happened to be the thirteenth of the
month, waived the ban Of supersti-
ton aside and went to the altar on
what would a few years ago have
been voted an utterly impossible"
day.
People with very few holidays
choose Saturday because a brief hon
eymoon can be taken until Monday,
but many actors and actresses find
even that impossible, and, marrying
in the afternoon, appear "on the
boards" in the evening.
There have been a great number
of sensible innovations to chronicle
in wedding customs Of late, and one
of the most sensible is the upsetting
of old traditions concerning the hon.
eymoon.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
HELPED TO FOUND CINCINNATI.

John c. Symmes, one of the first
settlers of Cincinnati, died in that
city 100 years ago. In early life Mr..
Symmes resided in New jersey and
helped to frame the constitution OF
that state. He served in the Revo-
lutionary army and distinguished
himself at the battle of Monmouth.
He was chief justice in New jersey
and delegate to the continental con-
gress. In 1857 he was one of the
purchasers of a tract of 100000
acres on the Ohio river. Here he
and his associates founded the settle
ments of North Bend and Cincin-
natl. A partial failure of the colo
nization plans placed Mr.. Symmes in
pecuniary difficulties from which he
never recovered. Mr.. Symmes mar
ried daughter of Governor William
Livingston, and their daughter Anna
married William Henry Harrison,
who became president of the United
States.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
Halls THE JOYOUS SPRING
Frenzied Poet, Temporarily at Liberty,
Twangs His Lyre In Welcome
to Glad Season.

The signs of spring! The signs
of spring. 1t used to be joyous
thing to tootle with mellifluous glee
about the blossom and the tree. The
early robin looked so neat with chill
blains on his little feet. The buds
that braved the sudden gale and
made the annual fruit crop fail, the
germs, a wild, voracious throng, we
hailed with warblings from the heart.
But nov we make an earlier start.
The signs of spring are on display
where shoppers seek the glad array
of flulfs and feathers, fads and frills.
Be brave, my lads, and pay the bills.
Before the chickens in the coop be-
gin to cackle and to whoop, before
we have quit shoveling snow the
signs of spring are on the go. They
trip and toddle near and far. They
joyride in motor car whose shape
and decorations fine proclaim it lat
est of its line. The signs that once
dispelled our gloom, of late like dan
ger signals loom. Poor father views
them with alarm and puts a mort
gage on his farm. - "Philander
Johnson" in Kansas City Star.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
BALKED AT DIGGING WORMS
English Governess Felt She Had .
Right to Draw the Line
Somewhere.

Governesses in England seem to
be required to do almost everything
from sewing on buttons to guiding
small charges through the mazes of
primary French, but the dry records
Of the courts revealed a governess
recently who objected to doing at
least one duty imposed by her en-
ployers-digging up earthworms for
the delectation of a six-year-old boy,
says the New York Tribune CORE
spondent.
This Independent governess, Miss
Gertrude Maconwell, sued DR.. Seq
wick Of Kingston for $3.50 (which,
by the way, was what she received
for a months services).
Miss Maconwell said that Mrs
Segwick believed her boy showed in-
dications of being a naturalist, and
it was essential that he should have
somebody who could lead him in that
direction.
"He always showed a preference
for butterflies and beetles, and |
could tell him about those, but |
don't think it was part of my duty
as nursery governess to dig up
worms and put the squirming things
on a hook"
The judge thought the plaintiff
was right about the earthworms and
awarded the sum she asked for.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
COULDN'T BE CALLED HEROIC
But for Presence Of Mind During
Stampede Spectators Act Ger
taInIy Deserved Recognition.

Everyone in the hotel smoking
room, with one exception, had been
holding forth on his own personal
bravery and presence of mind. Every
body, with the same exception, had
recounted at least one hair-raising
episode in which he figured as the
embodiment of cool courage.
At last the silent exception was
asked if he had never had cause to
exert his presence of mind.
"Only once" he replied, yawning'
81 had dropped into circus to pass
away couple of hours. 1t was a
bright little show, and the perform
ing elephants were particularly Won
derful.
Suddenly there was shrek
from the women. The biggest ele-
phant had escaped from his keeper
and was making for the most crowd
ed part of the tent-where | hap
pened to be sitting, by the way.
There was stampede Of frightened
people. The shrieks Of women and
children filled the air, strong men
tainted and pandemonium reigned
supreme"
The silent ones listeners gasped.
'But l Sm proud to say" contin-
ued that gentleman, "that l kept
my head and, in consequence, es-
capped unhurt.
"What on earth did you doY'
some one asked.
az? Oh, just kept on running
behind the elephantp
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
DIRE WORK OF VoLcANoEs

The volcanic eruption, which
Cured some weeks ago in the NJ
Hebrides, has altered the whole %
Of Ambrym island, according toi7
port of the steamer MakambO \
site of the mission hospital il %
fathoms beneath the sea, while the
are two miles of hilly country VhsI
previously there was sea. Dw1
the eruption the sea was boiling, 4
turtles and fish rose to the surfacI
cooked. Doctor Bowie, princY|
missionary on Ambrym island, CIV
a graphic description of the eHl
tions. One by one, he says \
mountains burst into flames, un'
ten volcanoes were emitting moll'
lava. There was no panic, hOEr'
among the natives, who number
$500 in the threatened districts
the island. Most of them were safe
conveyed to Malakala, 10 NIL
away, but over a hundred p0F
perished. Throughout the process
embarkation the volcanoes cOntlna
in eruption. Some of the nan'
were drawn into the streams Of Oal
ing lava, and others were blown i9
in the boats in which they had t'i
refuge, and were drowned or boil
in the sea.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
WHERE NOTHING COUNTS.

Jones-I see that they have not
had any weather at all for week
in Minnesota.
Smith-Nonsense there must be
some kind of weather.
Jones-That's what the paper
said zero weather for a week and
zero means nothing.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
BEES RETAIN THEIR SEER
Scientists Baffled In Efforts to 81
Explanation Of Homlns Power
Of Honey Producers.

Apropos of the instinct Of be|
Henry Fabre, the naturalist, tells
the Fortnightly Review a charactd
istic story about Charles Darwin d
himself. Darwin wanted to explI
the "homing" instinct of bees, Al
induced Fabre to begin series
experiments with that purpose
view. A regular plan of campaI
was drawn up. Marked bees w,|
placed in a dark box and carri|
away from the hive in the oppo,I
direction from that in which M
were finally liberated. The box n
repeatedly turned about, 50 that h
inmates would lose all sense Of dirl
ton.
Every possible means was taken
render useless any known or cd|
ceivable methods Of obtaining onl
bearings. The bees were even plac|
within an induction coil in the J
fort to confuse them. The result
a long and elaborate series Of tej
was nil so far as any explanation
the homing power was concerned. /
In every case from thirty to fod
per cent of the bees found their u
home without apparent trouble,
matter how confusing the trip sv
from home had been.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
NO CHANGE.

Joe-Noticed any change in the
railroad sandwiches they're sending
out now?"
Jake-No; why?
"Well, | see a prize has been won
by a Belgian inventor in Italy for
an artificial leather made of cotton
which is said to be as durable and
elastic as the genuine article"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
ADMIRATION.

'Have you told your father that
q asked you to marry meY asked
The young man.
eyes, replied the positive young
woman.
."And how was he affected ?"
"He smiled and exclaimed, Brave
boyp"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
GREAT STUFF.

81 want another bottle Of your
hair tonic"
81 thought you'd like II" said the
barber
eyes; it's the best thing | have
ever found to polish tan shoes with"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
CONTRADICTORY.

Tom-Your boss is a coD'l'''
tory sort of man.
Bob-TIow so? 4,
'Why, he said you were his ~
hand man."
$50 ! am" .,
"Go on! You're left-handeu'
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-12-31
CAUSE FOR WoNDERMENT.

"Pop!"
"Yes, my son."
"What business is that bald-head-
ed gentleman in who called today?"
"He's an exporter of human hair,
my boy"
81 wondered where all his hair
went TOP