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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
HENDERSON WILL TRAVEL MILKY WAY In AN AUTO
NOW; HE GIVES SOME GOOD ADVICE TO CONSIurns

a. NJ. henderson 10 going to follow
the milky way In an auto. He used
to do the Job on foot and on dlnky
slectric cars. But liza getting 90
be quite a path. something like 40
miles or 90 IN territory.
So Henderson will have an auto.
You zee, Henderson follows that
milk which reached your porch In
q bottled state from the time II had
been taken from the cow. Seattle
does not supply all OF the milk
used here. II comes from ten other
counties - 5nohomisn, Skaglt,
Lewis, Pierce, kltssp, chehslis,
Mason. Whateom, Jefferson and
cheisn.
In all, there arc about 500 dairiea
which make up the milky way
which Henderson trayernes. Hea.
derson il chief milk Inspector Of
Seattle. working Ia tho department
OF health and Banitation. It's bis
duty TO see that the milkmen do not
gather by tho river and do not Ga
pertinent Ia POSTGRADUATE cheniis-
try.
lie lnspecta daifies. wagons, milk
trains. stores. restaurants and ey-
crything else where milk II dis
tributed before II gets 70 the ulu-
mate consumer.
In the past six months he made
over 1900 tests. meteorological
and chemical. A meteorological
tess IL 20 detarnsne the degree Of
OF the milk. A chem
teal test shows the fat substance
IN the milk. Henderson
closed up 20 dalrles during this pc
riod ami made 10 arrests.
Every producer Of milk, a. dairy
men arc called AZ the milk inspect
ore office. must fret sign up
stated number of rules before he 10
TO ship any milk into Sc
attic. Every milk train 10 checked
% as II comes into town and sam.
pies taken. Should thare be . re-
rurrenee Of either meteorological
or chemical deficiency In any milk,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
Justice Up a Tree

Justice is stuck whose adjudication viii rock the
very foundations OF society be decided.
Mrs Emily Foster, of San Diego. Cal, lovely bride OF
three months has heen kissed by her laundryman and Mr.
Foster husband OF three months has staff Of lawyers
who trying find that fits the They favor
81 battery But Noah Webster defines kiss as
"sautaon expressed by with the OF the lips
California defines battery willul una
full use OF force violence the person OF another.
The reader will that both Mr. Webster and California
make force violence eoncomant This At first glance
would indicate that Mr. Foster the OF three months
bliss experience. had that laundrymans goat But
coeth lady who received the kiss and she rattc
all parties concerned including the statutes the court and Mr.
Foster
Thc laundryman she tells the district attorney was not
one bit loud bosterous or umuuous You see she adds
"here lots OF ways OF kissing and many kinds OF kisses
There's the kiss of welcome and OF parting Then the long
lingering loving one also the stolen one"
The reader will that the aundryman didn't fall
element OF violence force removed from consideration
When is kissing Battery They've got that lauudryman
under bail try this issue him. and II that
the vital every husband at least to who
INDUCES in laundry.
What il proves that this aundrymans kiss OF
those lingering, without the element
Of tumu essential to battery viii the courts throw the sanc
Of the honeymoon around the aundryman the butchers boy
and the ice man. Shall be udcaly announced that such
these shall unwhppcd OF justice provided they approach the
lady OF the house without oudness tumu Forsooth the
possibilities for such adjudication OF this question would be
something make every bride baseball mask every
bridegroom do the washing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
THE REASON

Canon Rhoades Bristow. who is
TO succeed Canon Benham. "a
chairman OF the Poor Clergy Relief
corporation, has had a large and
varied experience of life In the UNI
derworld OF London.
He once had an amusing expert
ence at n christening. Infants usual
ly cry while undergoing the cere-
mony, but this one was as quiet as
a lamb. Throughout Il smiled cheer.
fully in the Cnnon's face.
Madam" he remarked later TO
the young mother Il must congrat.
ulate you on the little ones be-
havior. ] have never christened a
child that has behaved so well as
yours"
mo wonder he behaved so well /"
was the unexpected reply. Ills
father and have been practicing
on him with pail OF water for the
last ten days. M. A. u.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
The Horrible Heather

Shucksl That king OF Siam isn't king. The black
heather ruler says his ministers Of finance Apart from the
official side consider myself being the footing
any ordinary person Accordingly. henceorth you will levy
taxes all lands and house property which considered my
personal the they levied
those Of the people"
What do you think OF that for king? Actually opens the
door the collector and invites him help himself Good
gracious, but this King Maha Vauravudh be
heather person indeed What horrible example for Christian
kings and captains Of industry who escape taxation by peru
ing themselves like gentlemen.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

candidate. should It fall to my
lot land ! think II VIII to be nom
mated aud elected 10 this office, |
shall most certainly try to conduct
myself and the affairs Of the office
In such manner that no man or
woman will ever regret having
given me their support Again
thanking you for the article re-
ferred to, am, yours very truly,
II. o. FI3HBACK,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
Adna, Wash, Aug. /, 1912.

Editor The 5tar.--Dear Sir: I
Just received She Star containing
the flattering article about me as
candidate for the office OF state In
surance commissioner. ! most GER
tainly appreciate your kindness, as
have been advised on every hand
that complimentary notice in The
Sfer IL OF the greatest value to any
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
Ths9rniao%<Ds>

suspended. and pritty near start
a strike. and make poor old fat
byron bankroft johnson travel
about $4,000 miles. and scare the
liver out OF ben shibe and frank
navin and all the uther magnits.
Just NO folks wont forget he Ia
on the job
No are having good weather
here.
tohny
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

the Inspector al once gets busy and
traces the milk 20 its exact source
Of location. The farmer 10 notified,
or the central dairy 10 which he
ships. and II things do not Irmedi.
stely Improve, the city simply re-
fuses 10 let milk from tina, dairy 90
into town.
Henderson observes another test
upon milk Every case Of conta-
glous disease IA reported 10 him
Henderson finds out who delivers
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

fItc baby sl but she lbbed whom bedme came
Asch will
the bed TIL she fell asleep
carried her off, greatly mothers delight
Of half mother
father She continued with her
sewing the silence broken by the ptapAs
Nearer May stood the
door raised for silence.
Insh hush mummy" 1--WE daddy off to sleep at
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

First basemsn Milo mayes Of
tn Beeleysport baseball nine made
. borehesdec play. Ne got struck
on IN bean with IN ball an sur
vived.-
She But don't lore you
enough 20 marry you.
Hc-That don't matter. I won't
DO home much anyway.
A lady from old Hereuisneum
Could never get through her fair
Uranium
That the mixture Of hue
That men cotton 20
10 not plaster and scarlet GER.
anlum.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
CORRECT

Governess-Tommie, what ia the
future OF IL dlagnose"f
Physicians Child--'T operate"
Miss Brown Life.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
WHERE THANKS ARE DUE

: Pat Ito doctor)-If OF live,
doctor. shure Oi'll have you to
! thank for II.
Pats Wife (somewhat pref
! udiced against the doctor)-- /
/ And n you die. Pat you can
! thank him, too.--Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

Chauffeur-Didn't you hear me
blowing my horn?
Victim-Yes; but | thought per.
haps you were candidate for the
presidency.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
AN ANXIOUS {

AN ANXIOUS correspondent wishes know whether the
plural Tor bull is bull moses bull meesc" There
Is plural for bull There is but bull
Chicago Record-Herad.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
$4,000 for Riddles
rwenty-thrce thousand dollars.

Twenty-three thousand dollars.
Just $4,000 given by the people OF Seattle in four days
for the maintenance OF the Chdrens Orthopedic hospital
It's great
Scores 81 crippled little boys and girls know today that
there be plenty money help make them well and strong
Scores fathers and mothers who have found that they VIII
have children the hospital rejoice to think that
they will receive every and attention.
girls of Seattle gave many dollars and many
hours to the success of the Kimes And the helped
lot They all deserve the sincere thanks they got
OF the best results of the krmess is that warm
feeling about OF eomradeshp and human sympathy
il engendercd.
MR. ROCKEFELLER has just issued his annual advice
to the people TO eat in the hot weather Additional relief
NAV be obtained country houses by lighting the kero-
sene lamps on warm evenings-New York Evening Post
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

WHEN Seattle gets the 10000 stadium project really
under way won't have cheap" feeling whenever we
think OF Tacomas great stadium
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

Henri Bernstein. the drannstlst.
10 now the prince OF tho French
bouievardlera This 10 how he
achieved that great distinction:
No bought t47 pairs Of pants,
and rented a house 10 keep them
ln--that 10, all except the pair
he takes out walking with him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

BIG convention hall for Seattle would result in bringing
many more national conventions here It's good plan for the
people TO keep the idea in mind and take up as early
possible Kansas City erected hers largely by dollar sub
scriptons
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

NOW LET'S see what councilmen's words arc worth
Most OF them told the people before election they ODE
strictly the franchise provision the charter which the tac
ton monopoly wants them ignore now
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

Can't Help Himself
My husband In particularly
liable 20 scaalcknesa." remarked
Tho lady passenger Could you
toll him what to do In case OF an
attack
Taint necessary. num-" re-
piled tho captain. he'll do IT,"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

BEEF barons "as good as their word" anyhow 70
lowing dissolution OF trust they said prices would An
they're awaiting right
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
RIVAL BATTERS

h Tho Little Fan-Me brudder
4 led do battin' In do Ragweod
= lengie wit an average o. tree
4 eighty.
\ The Littlest Fan-Dat's
+ nuttin'. Me mudder's battin'
+ average In de Hair.brush
: league Is .s00.--Ikansas City /,
h Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
BREAKING into societ

BREAKING into society is always ultimately profit
able Look at that young fellow Guthrie got into III
SWEETEST homes in Chicago and away with some $3s0O
But he's in jail now.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

NEARLY million dollars worth of old Sherry consumed
in Madrid yesterday and call for settler water this
morning. Several great wine houses burned.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
THEY AREN'T wIss

Mrs Boardinghouse-I don't ~
why all these flies come here
Peevish Boarder-Not wbsa IN
IL a first class place across u
street for the same priee. M
must be strangers In town.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

FIVE FINE Sunday in five different city parks
Yesterday That's the kind Of summer program the people like
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
Observations

MODEST Puget Sound Electric monopoly All it want:
Is that city council should violate city charter. That's all
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

They seem a well.matched pair"
oh, yes. botanlcally."
What do you mean?"
She Ii a society bud and he Ia
n blooming idiot."-Boston Tran.
script.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

Hogan--Phwat makes ye swally
all your dinner in two mlnutesy
Are yea attn on a bot?
Grogan--It's for the good nv
me dyspepsy. Moike. Sure the
doctor tould me TO rist an hour
after attn, and how else am OF
goln' TO git the hours of rist In
onless OIL alto lolke tho mischief?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05
A STEADY ONE

GETTING THE VOTE
loe How the suffrage tcket rot az
= - s'"s''o ''Aee se' 30
aueshe addresses her s0yeaold constituents
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

Willie" said his father, just an
the young hopeful had given vent
to yociferous oath. how dare
you say such a thing, and right be-
fore me, too?"
Well" answered Willie, how
did know you wanted to swear
first?"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-08-05

The Illinois national guards
Will make fine soldiers.
THEY
Refused 20 march in n rain be-
cause they were afraid OF the
water.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
From Arkansas
You'll Never Feel Really Right Until
You Try the Gentle, Safe, Sure
Hot Springs Liver Buttons.

Now sold in Brownsville by all
live druggists are HOT SPRINGS
LIVER BUTTONS from famous Hot
Springs, Arkansas, where thousands
are being cured every month.
Get a % cent box today; take one
little Button tonight and be cheerful
all day tomorrow. Take them for
Indigestion; to drive away the pois-
onous secretions from the stomach
and bowels; take them for sourness,
gas, coated tongue. biliousness, diz-
illness, sick headache and for sallow,
pimply skin. They never fail. You
need them-you'Il v care to
bother with common purgatives and
again. For free sample
write Hot Springs Chemical Co.. Hot
Springs. Ark. Brownsville Drug Co..
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
OLD HOME INVITES
COL. ALBA Haywood
To Assist Prominently in Celebrating
County Seat Victory for Which He
Aided in Paving the Way.
To The Herald.

To The Herald.
San Benito, Tex, Oct. 27-Colonel
Alba Haywood Thursday received an
invitation to make the opening ad-
dress at a celebration at Jennings,
La, to commemorate the division of
the Calcasieu parish, the largest
county in Louisiana and the securing
of the parish seat for Jennings. Ow-
ing to the severe illness of his little
son, Col. Haywood was forced to de-
cline the invitation.
Before coming to San Benito Col
Haywood lived at Jennings. He
worked hard to secure the division of
the Calcasieu parish, and the efforts
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
x X X X X " * X X H X " y X n
Van ADS

X X X
LOST-Brindle bull terrier, bat ears.
screw tail; spike collar with plate
engraved w. F. Clark. Dog tax
tag marked Kingsville. Tex, on
collar. Return to Hoyt Hotel.
Reward. 1O-26-tf
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28

FOR RENT-Large furnished room.
Southeast side OF building, up
stairs. Suitable for two persons
IL desired. References asked and
given. Apply to Mrs. J. T. Craig,
912 Adams street.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
DEATH OF MRS. J. G. CHAMPION
Member of Old and Highly Respected
Families of this County.

Mrs. Henrietta o. Champion, wife
of John G. Champion, and daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Atenogenes Oribe,
both we'll known old time families of
Cameron county, died Saturday night
at her residence on Elizabeth street.
The body was taken to the residence
Of RMS. Chapion's parents on Wash
ington street, from which the funeral
will take place at ten o'clock this
morning. Rev. Francis Bugnard of
the Church of the Immaculate Con-
ception will conduct the services.
Mrs. Champion is survived by her
husband, by three children, Juan
Jose, Maria M~agdalena and Albert
Alfonso Champion, by her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Atenogenes Oribe, and
by seven brothers and four sisters.
This is the second bereavement in
the Oribe and Champion families in
the past five months, the first hav-
ing been the death Of Mrs. Charles
Chapion. Mrs. John Champions sis
ter. in June. Mrs. Champion had
been in ailing health for sometime,
but recently was taken down with
the grippe. She was thought to be
improving, but two days before her
death she was attacked by palpita-
ton of the heart. Her death was
sudden. She had been talking to
those about the bedside just before
she passed away.
Mrs. Champion was born in Per-
mito, Tex, but had lived in Browns
vile most of her life. Her father,
A~tenogenes Oribe, has been promi-
nent in Cameron county affairs. in
years gone by, but owing to old age
has retired in recent years. He is
the owner of a large ranch east OF
Brownsville.
The family have many friends
both here and at Point Isabel, where
Mr.. Champion il deputy collector
and inspector of custms. A large
number came to Brownsville from the
Point last night to attend the
funeral. Juan Jose. the eldest
child has been attending school at
San Antonio He arrived in the city
last night for the funeral.
The any friends of the family
with Mr.. Champion and his
children. and extend to them their
heartfelt sympathy.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28

OF himself and co-workers proved sue
cessful last pear when the parish
was divided into four parts. At an
election last Tuesday Jennings won
from Welsh. the town that competed
for the county seat. the fight, for the
location of the county capital, and
the invitation to Col. Haywood was
the outgrowth of the circumstances.
The situation in Calcasieu county
had become very strained due to the
great size of the county. Business
in many departments had become so
great, it could not be taken care of
by one set of officers.
The invitation to Col. Haywood
follows:
Jennings, La, Oct. "a, 1912.
Col. Alba Haywood, San Benito, Tex.
"The committee on parish seat re-
quest me to ask and urge you to
come here and make the opening
speech Saturday afternoon at a big
celebration wherein everyone in the
parish is invited. They want to en-
terrain On a high plane and unite
all factions, and they tender you the
honor of the opening address.
o. w. HAYWOOD"
Col. Heywood's reply follows:
Mr.. 0. W. Haywood, Jennings, La.
The invitation to deliver the
opening address at the Notification
meeting to celebrate the victory Of
the parish division, and the victory
of Jennings as parish seat, touches
a tender cord in my heart. If things
are never settled until they are set
tied right, it is my honest belief that
this long-mooted question is now set
tied, for | think it is settled right.
"The plucky. intelligent, tenacious
fight put up by Welsh demonstrates
that she was a foeman worthy of
your steel Operator, pleace be care
full in spelling ~'steel'.) Such foe
men always made the best sort OF
friends after the last round Is fin
ished.
Jennings now has a harder fight
before her than the one behind her,
for it is a fight with herself-an in
ternal conflict. She should treat the
rest OF the parish, including Welsh,
generously and fairly. She should
keep all her promises as cheerfully
as they were made. 1t takes big
people to do this, but l know the
Jennings people, and I assure Welsh
they are big enough and magnani-
nous enough to do all this.
II found on my return from Jen-
nings that Col. Alba Haywood, jun
ior,' had diptheria and this only pre-
vents my ravishingly accepting your
invitation. I appreciate the honor
more than I can telegraph. Have q
bully time.
ALBA HAYWOOD"
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
T. Crixell. Sole Dealer, Brownsville
r4E MODEL

III LhUNDh1.
We have recently Installed In Cleaning and Pressing department m
Hoffman Steam Pressing Machine"
In pressing cloths with this mac hine. live dry steam IL brought. In d.
rect contact with the m teral, the garment Is pressed uniformly, st
and sterlized at ne operation Scor ching is utterly impossible.
This process is mores sanitary than the old method and the work Is bet
ter. Our operators are skiltul and on r prices re sighuv owe thar tor
merly.
Coat and pants, steamed and pressed $50.
Coat and pants, cleaned and presed $1O0
Skirts, steamed and pressed $50. up.
Other garments in proportion. ~
TRY US PHurE No /
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

OR SALE-Chance to stop paying
rent. Buy home In West Browns
vile on easy terms, 8 lots, 6 rooms
and bath room, 2 halls, including
reception hall, with all modern
conveniences. Small payment down
and balance as you would pay
rent. w. F. Montgomery, Phone 1922.
7-11-tf
FOR RENT-Three furnished rooms,
close in. Apply Herald X Y z.
10-15-14t
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28

A patent has been granted for a
parachute specially designed to help
a person escape from a burning
building.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28

FOR RENT-Four furnished rooms,
bath, electric lights and water.
Also a furnished four room cottage.
Apply 1917 Madison st. 10-22-4
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
BOARD AND Room

SELECT board and room go
Levee Street. 1O-1s-tf
"A FEW gentlemen boarders and
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-160 acres of improved
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Mercedes Drug Co., Mercedes,
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms.
All conveniences. Phone ZIG.
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-10-28

WANTED-Men to learn the barber
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You can join with assurance you
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Moler Barber College. Dallas
Texas. 1021-6t
Moving pitures Of animals form
targets in an English rifle gallery,
the shots being automatically re-
corded.
Wornout machinery is To- being
reclaimed by ingenious applications
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-13


bumped into dreamless, star-hlled
slumber by Eddie McGoorty be-
fore he got under way, is still in
this land of trusts hoping to re-
deem himself and prove he is not
a boxing boob.
It is probable that much of the
excitement, especially in the east,
will be created by the midgets
and not by the big fellows. With
four classy bantaris like Coulon,
Morgan, Ledoux and "Kid" VIII
liams, the sensational cook ORR
ole, anxious,to straighten out the
tangle, and promoters willing to
match them, the winter is full of
promise as Wall street is of lamb
a la mode.
This Morgan boy is some knock
out scrapper. He is a native of
Merthyr, Wales, and began box
ing while still in short breeches,
winning the midget fve-stone
competition. Since then he has
participated in more than a hun
dred matches.
His speciality seems to be puts
ing over the sleeper IN from one
to six rounds. He nearly turned
the trick with O'Keefe in New
York in the second round, and
only the Quaker's ability to cinich
and stall saved him. Morgan shot
one punch, right hook to the
jaw, and O'Keefe's knees sagged,
but he fell into a c1inch and hung
on until his brain cleared. Nor
gan packs a punch that brings
home the money. It will be in
- - L 4 TT
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-13

leaving England tried for six
months to secure match with
Digger Stanley, but the latter
pefsistently refused to trade
punches with him and lost his
title to a Frenehman.