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The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-01-26
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo O.
We. the undersigned. have known F. ]. Cheney
Tor the last lis years. and believe him perfectly hon.
orable In all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo Ohio.
:, Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price rs cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
If you knew of the real value of Chamber
lain's Liniment for lame back, soreness of
the muscles, sprains and rheumatic pains,
you would never wish to be without it. For
sale by Albert Moshop.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-01-26

spilling the grain.
The bottom should
be ju st large
enough to permit
a bag to slip over
it with a lap Of
about two inches.
Small brads are
driven into the
bottom Of hopper
to project about
half an inch and
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-01-26

Running up and down stairs, sweepins, anc
bending over making beds will net max, 4
woman healthy or beautiful. She must ee.
out of doors, walk a mile or two every day
and take Chamberlain's Tablets TO improve
her digestion and regulate her bowels. ,E0
Ne by Albert Moshop.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-01-26

Martin Thomas, returned from
Pullman Thursday.
Miss Maude Jos,in, of Lewiston,
is visiting with the Talbotts at Le-
land.
Mrs. c. Mellison, departed for
Seattle last Saturday where she will
remain for some time.
The stone wall in front of N. B.
Longs residence gave way this week
and caused considerable damage to
the lawn. He will replace it with a
higher and better one.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-01-26

An article that has real merit should in
time become popular. That such is the case
with Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has been
attested by many dealers. Here is one of
them. H. w. Hendrickson, Ohio Falls
Ind, writes, "Chamberlains Cough Ren.edy
is the best for coughs colds and Group and
lie my best seller" Sold by Albert Moshop.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1912-01-26

Don't forget the new flour at Lau-
terbat h. S, the Blue Feather.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
HUMOROUS QU|PS
A JOB FOR AN EXPERT.

A gang of navvies We're employed
on railway contract removing earth
with wheelbarrows. While proceeding
with his work one of the navvies no.
ticed that the wheel of his barrow was
squealing terribly, and to put a stop
to the noise he turned the barrow
over, and was In the act Of greasing
it when the ganger noticed him and
shouted out:
"Halloa, O'Brien! HAlloa. Air! What
the deuce are you doing?'
I'm greasing my barrow, sir"
who told you to do that?"
Sure, no one, SIR | took it upon
myself"
We'll, don't let me eaten you at it
again. What do you know about ma
chinery ?"--Tit-Bits.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
The Lodging House

That The Bulletin struck a popu-
lar chord In the establishment OF
free lodging house for homeless and
unemployed men, is indicated by the
manner in which business men have
contributed to it. The lodging house
was opened to the public Saturday
night and at that time, more than
$40 in cash, as we'll as $50 worth Of
supplies had been contributed.
The object in establishing the
lodging house is to provide decent
shelter for the unfortunates To
the man with a home, winter pre-
SCENTS only few unpleasant features
but to the homeless man it means
suffering
The unemployed and shabbily-at-
tired man, as rule, is the object Of
suspicion. The Industrious working
man or the rich business man find
1t hard to distinguish the difference
bCiWNCh LilC ilidll OuI Vi ttIllDON IltHI
and the worthless tramp, who would
not work IL given an opportunity.
The Bulletins Lodging House was
created to take care Of the honest,
unemployed man. regardless of his
attire. and to help him better his
condition. The tramp will not be
given shelter unless he will get out
aud hustle for a living.
Among the present. guests at the
lodging house is a. physician, 9
steamboat Waterman. lany ex-farmer
a locomotive fireman and a former
employe of the government. None
Of these men are tramps or buns
Each Is willing to work at anything
The physician. who for five years
\ practiced his rofessicn IN Holland
expects to apply for license in thu
United States. He Is scholar anC
\ bears every mark of a gentleman
The Waterman lost his !. position
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
WAIST LINE NOT CHANGED
Really More Nearly Approaches the
Normal, Though Wide Latitude
Is Allowed.

OF course you want to know about
the waist line and where 1t is to re-
main this season Little has been said
concerning this important point, prob
ably because there is so little that is
definite to be said.
You may very we'll wear your waist
where you had 1t last winter, and for
the matter Of that you may also wear
last seasons blouse or bodice, fresh.
ened up il need be, but not necessarily
altered. The line more nearly than
ever approaches normal, but even this
cannot be said definitely, for the waist
line is amazingly volatile, and alters
either to suit the type of gown or the
taste or the figure Of the wearer.
The impression is that the short
line is becoming to short, stout fig-
nres, anda certainly is to long, sslim
ones, so that It's votaries are many.
The prettiest and perhaps the smart
sst innovation in dress is the big
granny muff and wide fat stole fash
Toned of velyetaen. With narrow
hem OF fur eGging 1t all around, and
big braid motif to fasten it across
from one side to the other over the
chest, such wrap can hardly be ex-
cellod.
The newest of the muffs are carried
out IN bolster form this year. and are
Very big, and nothing is prettier than
the little hem Of fur, no matter how
narrow. introduced on each side. A
little pocket can be hidden on the out.
side of the muff under a big braid
motif with hanging tassels.
The scarf can be rendered as warm
as fur by single or double thickness
OF Canton flannel between the lining
and the velvet. AS regards the lining
itself, pretty fancy Is that of match
ing 1t to the hat, when the color In
question is not too bright.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
ARTIFICIAL AIDS TO BEAUTY
Women Today Are Devoting Much
Time and Attention to a Most
Important Object.

Good looks used to be classed among
the things that couldn't be got for
love or money" but nowadays We
know better. TO love, or to be loved,
is most compelling invitation to
beauty, while as for money-this is
what the girl at the counter of a
beauty shops says:
Some of our customers keep them
selves pretty on about $500 a month
They spend more with US than with
their dressmakers, for they realize
that an elegant dress with poor COM
plexion makes an unattractive woman,
and gowns are being stinted to make
way for creamy skins.
The bright red rouges aren't used
now except by professionals. Women
no longer cover their faces with war.
paint, not even at evening. A lighter
shade is used. It is more natural, and
one, couldn't detect it In the brightest
sunlight. That is why many women
are becoming more beautiful-they
are acquiring more taste in face finery,
Nobody is ashamed nowadays of
having artificial cheeks, and they may
as well have them when they can af-
ford it. It's funny to hear them dis
cussing the color Of their cheeks and
asking If a cheek of little pinker hue
would be more becoming Inspecting
one another's gowns and hats is a
back. number"
All of which goes to show that WON.
en- are helping nature more and more
as the days go on.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
Chewing Gum for Children.

After all the sarcastic comments on
the chewing.gum habit it is interesting
to note in the recent issue OF Ameri-
can Medicine good word in its ia
vor DR.. La Grand Kerr writes that
one Of the most trying problems in
infectious diseases OF childlSn is to
keep the mouth clean and that many
Of the secondary infections which oc-
cur as a result of infectious diseases
In childhood occur because the mouth
has not been kept clean He adds that
children rebel against the cleansing
process while they are Ill and he ad-
vIses the use Of chewing gum as Of
lering the easiest and best relief, be-
cause it is attractive to child
From Leslie's.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

TO the Editor
The author of this communication
is n member OF enc OF the theatrical
c2n panics that visited your city re-
Gently Although in Cairo only Q
short time, had the pleasure al be-
o,aing acquainted with many Of your
citizens nos over the footligAts-
Tut personally They showed me
over th city and must say that /
vas amazed by what / saw
You have 4 grand little city thr
biggest little city in the country
When one refers to cities of from
$4,000 to l5.e00 population. the rist
lent OF tho big city draws a misd
3.cturs Of a town with a villac-
Square, the big pump. boys playinf
oarbies in the dust, the horses rest
ling beneath the long wooden avn
4ng etc.
Cairo, however. is not IN that class
is live place, fill d with live PEG
pie, ana that is why | am writing {,
you.
1t was a fair sized sized audieae
that witnessed our show. which
eliminating myself) is an excellent
production The audience was ap-
preciatiye, it knew when to applaud
and it was not at all grouchy This
pleased the company immensely and
between the acts | overheard veral
r'embers complimenting the audi
once Everything was fine until
about the middle Of the last act
While saying my humble lines in
,his act, | noticed that many Of tho
rcmbcrs Of tho audience were hasti-
~ doniug their wraps Several Of the
women had thir hats on and few
OF the men were struggling into
IN ir cvercoats The actiyitY beyo"@
the loot.i1hts vas noticed by ua1IIy
every merlc- Of the company
Eftr doing ~ turn hurried ca
the stage to await the finale, which
was only q few minutes oH, and wlrsh
II returned % the stage to line W
with the comp any and sing the last
number. the audioac was leayiae
TIE hcatcr
Tho rush started near the stage
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

nembers Of the company dis ussing
tho in, Gent
"tAia .ure is jay barg,' | heard
one of the meis declare, apparently
directing his remarks tc all pres MT.
"Did you see how the audience acted
while We were singing the finale
Tails was my cue for an az umeat
Ga I've behalf of Cairo,
Perhaps taose people had 20 catci
the trol!eys,' suggested - Nix on
that stuff, ny asEressor repli d. ItE
simply . lack Of breeding"
In the end won my point, but ii
was hard battle. / assure you, The
ars umeut over Cairo has been Jhe
occasion .of much commlant since
Tn H. and l have managed to h IA up
your end al riaht
This may be regarded by some as
an unusual Communication, and you
MIR Editor may cal the janitor and
have him sweep it into the dustpln
! oWeyor am writing it W'th the
fond hope that YOU will give II space
IN your valuable publication, so that
this unpleasant feature may be over
,orae.
am all for Cairo, because it's {
yOrd town. lat if tn paeuln desire
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

when fire destroyed the steamboat
on which he was employed. The
fireman Is willing to go back to
work as soon as there is vacancy,
and the farmer. who became impoy-
erished through a series of mishaps,
also is willing to accept employment.
The man who formerly was employ
ed by the government is now en-
ployed as manager of the lodging
house, but without compensation,
Several of the thirteen men, who
were guests at the lodging house
Saturday night, had ben sleeping at
Police Headquarters. Four of them
slert on fre hard Ioors, Eneom-
plainingly. while two others bunked
on benches. Even this was better
than sleeping at Police Headquar-
tiers.
The Bulletin is not trying to
solve the tramp problem through the
medium of the lodging house That
is one of the few problems that
never will be solved until the tramp
decides to reform and 80 to work
The lazy and worthless wanderer is
not welcomed by The Bulletin man
agement and unless he will agree to
accept employment and that tn
has not as yet found !
occasion to draw the line, is crafty
ing.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Campaign cigars. important asset
OF politicians at election times, con-
tain hemp and are extremely harm
less TO the smoker, according to Miss
T.ucy Page CASTOR, head of the Anti
Cigarette League of Chicago. The
next we know, Lucy vii be trying
to make us believe that carbolic acid
is dangerous.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
Man of Brains,

Mrs. D'Avnoo, ACKNOWLEDGMENT!
move out of the city and live In the
suburbs? Indeed | wont-so there!
Mr.. D'Avnoo, who wants to econo-
mize-My dear, pretty woman like
you never looks SO charming as when
sitting In a phaeton at a suburban
railway station waiting for her hus-
band
She went.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
WISDOM or cATHAY.

At home you may get on for a
thousand days, but the traveller
" In trouble all the time
converse With II superior
man far one night is better than
studying books for ten Years
Hold ypur temper FOR mo
ment and avoid II hundred days
of sorrow.
Men look up: water flows down
II you have money the devil
will grind for sou
If you are near ink you will
become black 4
You can substituted turnip for
an egg o,,iy once Chinese Prov
cribs Translated by Or. " e.
Geil.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

A noted japanese physician, now
Berlin, claims to have discoy-
red evidence that, the thinner a
nan is the more germs he has on
lis skin This is good news for the
at man, but not at all encouraging
or the man, who thinks he coulc
juanfy for the living skeleton job
N some circus
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
UNCLE WALT
TIE POET PHILOSOPHER

Il kcrwho5png The
ms Lucncsed noighbors IN cywads they sally
"That Wind" they "has been ice nfy yoera
THE COLD in Labrador spring
MORNING they nj noighhors
advertise 10 world has they thnyd
ard how they Ike tn
cold g that icel whist
comes straight artic smells
seals polar bears make ska
You that with groan shows you're rady
dump people WORKOUT TIE
signs relief be yainy sropes lu ID he'd TX
p rise and whip bunch Of white mans hopes
.. .s:T i..s 81 y.~ (ra !. ryn.sc..
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Abner Hammond, 80 years old,
tnd his wife, so. arrived in San
Francisco several days ago to start
lie anew" We print this for the
benefit of those individuals who
tart at the age of 80 to worry over
he prospect of spending their de-
lining years on the poor farm.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
HlWeE{F'Ey3HEN
,&2...:gl5UPBOARD
ABOUT SWEET POTATOES.

SNWEET potatoes may be boiled,
= baked or fried. They are best
baked Do not pare sweet pota
toes before boiling They should Ue
pared after cooking and dried for
few minutes in the oven before serving
Warming Over Sweet Potatoes.
Nheu You have cold boiled or baked
potatoes they may be- used ia GlakiRg
Up various dainty dishes, For Instance
Take Il pint Of Sliced cold sweet potn
toes three tubleSpoonfuls Of butter. Il
ieaspOonful Of chopped onions, half
,paspoonful of chopped parsley, salt
and pepper to taste and hsaf pint Of
stock. Put the potatoes. butter and
onions in frying pan and fry them
until they are brown. hen lift out
aud place On q hot dish.
Add some -four % the butter still In
pan and str these together. Then pour
In the stock, seasoning with salt and
pepper. When it il fitted off the ire
Md the beaten yOik Of all egg Four
this sauce over the potatoes when they
are served slt
Z, Novel Dish.
A delicious vel unusual way OF sery
iug sweet potatoes H. the following:
Drowned Sweet Potatoes. Wash and
boil some sweet potatoes until tender.
Scrapc of the skin and cut in half
leEEthwise Lay the side down on a
huttered lie piate Dust with salt and
pepper and put II little bit Of butter on
each piece of potato. Brown in hot
oven
Sweet Potato Strips. = Peel several
lnrsp sweet potatoes and lei stand IN
cold water an hour. Then wipe and
pare round and round in a long strip
without breaking Drop in boiling lard
and fry light brown. Put on paper to
drain. When ready To serve sprinkle
! with salt
For Dessert.
Sweet Potato Custards. Here Is a
recipe that win make dessert dish.
Bake several sweet potatoes, Scrape
our the inside and press through col,
under
For each custard cup ullow a half
cup Of the potato half cup Of cream
or sweet milk one tablespoonful OF
sugar, one egg and piece of butter
| The size Ut a walnut.
Stir the butter into the potato while
hot and add the sugar, then beat the
| yo'ks Of The eggs and add them. then
| cream or milk Beat well. Butter tn
custard cups and Inur The mixture
into each Then add TO the top Of each
some OF the whites ~ The eggs which
have been beaten still and sweetened
little 'i
race The cups In tie oven and bake
nntll the white vt he egg Is delicate
brown. Serve cold with whipped or
plain cream
! Il n /
! /fz1st a. IAgvU-11A%z0.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

In Lawreneeburg, Ind, several
physicians performed an operation
on youth. who had been stricken
with appendicitis while on a hunting
trip, and in his appendix they found
a loaded cartridge Following the
operation the young man died, leav-
ing the public III doubt as to wheth-
ar death was caused by knife or bull
Lei
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

did you quarrel with your wife's
mother that she went home so soon?''
No, my wife quarreled with her.
Your wife,"
Yes; you see, she ordered me not
to smoke In the house and | was
smoking the cigars my wife gave me
on my birthday"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
No Chance for petActlon.

"Townley says youth have to count
him out of the theater party"
Eth? What's the matter?"
Hes so hoarse he can't speak,"
Tell him to come, anyway. You
can pair him off with the Gabber girl
she won't give him chance to say
word"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
II, did you let him in ?"
Spurned Her.

A young woman, according to n Eos
ton report, entered a music store the
other day. and said to one of the
clerks: "Have YOU got A Heart That
Beats for Me?'"
NO, madam not on 81 a week." re.
piled the clerk.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

II is this kind OF weather that
lakes us think Of the builder of his
lousa as a foolish fresh air crank,
Who sleeps with the windows in his
BEDROOM open, and takes a cold
unge before breakfast.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Pleading guilty seems to be grow
ing popular amang. murderers. How
nver, a plea Of guilty made at the
asst moment to escape trial and the
,xtreme penalty of the law is not a
onfesion that excites much public
;ympathy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Turkish rugs and spaghetti doubt
ess will gain in public favor since
he newspapers have rapotred the
linking Of seven Turkish warships
n battle In the Red Sea.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Postmaster General Hitchcock has
received a leap-year proposal from
! Texas woman. The fact that it
anne through the mail forbodes hard
ines for the leap-year maidens. as
he Postmaster General is apt to
ai5e the rates on this class OF mat
ter
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
Prices Have Drowned.

"Tll give you 81 for this anecdote
about Daniel Webster"
What's the matter with your de-,
manded the hack writer You gave,
me. "a for that anecdote when 1t was
about Roosevelt"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
Ganesis.

Eve had completed the first fig-leaf
creation.
Now. ADAM" she commanded
round up few horses to look at
me-"
Thus the show was inaugurated.--
Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
Letters From the People

The Bulletin is pleased to a.
low space in this column to
readers who wish to discuss
matters OF pu5lic interest, but
distinctly diselaims responsible.
ity for views expressed in such
discussion.
Ell communications to this
department must be written
only on one side Of the paper.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

One of the funniest things we
have heard in many day is the
talk about perfect harmony" in
Democratic national politics.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Is there any significance in the
sact that Shuster IS coming home by
way of Russia For the sake of the
man-bear we hope not.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

This kind Of weather has straog
tendency to Increase our respect for
lie dog days
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

lie is dealing out so muth Of it
this month that you might call him
Yu "Pi' Crump. 3i
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average number of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the year 1910. ......... 1887
Average number Of complete
and perfect copies OF The
Cairo Bulletin printed
daily and Sunday during
the month of November,
1911 ....... -. 1921
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Wonder if that CIV York girl WIN
iays she Is being fed by the angels"
gcts hog and hominy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
November Circulation.

The above is correct statement
OF the circulation of The Cairo
bulletin for the year 1910 and for
the month of November, 1911.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this sixth day of December, 1911.
LEO J. KLEB,
(SeaD Notary PUBLIC
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Mrs. Henpex-Oh, Job, did tell you
Mr.. Stillman Is going to marry my
sister Maria?
Henpex-No Have you and your
sister told Mr. Stillaan yet?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Button hooks will probably have
he made longer il skirts are made
my narrower.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Nat Goodwin is writing a play. If
7 is as true to his experiences he
VIII have fonr leading ladies'"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

The people who complain of sud
den changes in the weather appear
to have had their inning, too.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Clarence barrow, to the Richeson
counsel; II know exactly how you
feel: just been over the same road
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

hundred pounds; think it will save
you anything?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
Womanly Caution.

"Oh, Harold, said Mrs. Newiywed.
he said he wished to read our gas
meter"
We'll, did you let him in?"
Mercy, no! He used very poor
grammar and felt sure that he would
not read it properly. Judge.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

A Modern Theatrical Treat.
They say his new play is charm
ingly gloomy"
Eyes, it's the most delightfully."- hope
less thing | ever saw"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
Practical Philosophv,

MY f. I'd worries so over the
gas"
"g him he ought to make light Of
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

when the attention Of The Bull
letin is called to any misstatement
Of fact or to any error concerning
any man or. thing, corrections will
cheerfully be made.) aef
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15
The went,

Earlie--Papa, what Is the rest or
the quotation MAN proposes and
Mr.. Peck (sadly)--Woma seldom
refuses.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-15

Sugar has gone down ten cents a