davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
AT STUDENT ASSEMBLY
Prof. Hulme's Interesting Talk OF
Hinderances to Social Progress.
Contribute by the University English
Department)

Contribute by the University English
Department.
Extremely interesting" profound
ly thoughtful" inspiring" the best
expressions used by various people in
speaking of Professor Hulme's address
before the university assembly last
| Wednesday,. His subject was: Some
Hindrances to Social Progress" and
he handled it in a very mastery and
pleasing way The main points were
brought out clearly and effectively
emphasized by the reading of short
poems.
Professor Hume pointed out that
the two main fundamental hindrances
to social progress are fatalism and
conservatism The first is the feeling
that present conditions have been
foreordained by fate and that it is
therefore useless for us to try to
make them better. In the last an
alysis, this is the lame excuse of those
people who are unwilling to share the
responsibility for the unjust condi-
lions existing in society and who will
not help in righting them. On the
other hand, consideration leads us to
feel that things are, after all, pretty
good and that it is unwise and dan
gerous to try-fangled ideas.
Mr.. Hume did not, however, let
his hearers feel that these were I'M
surmountabIe obstacles. For they
merely present challenge to the
forces of progress. Real progress, he
insisted, could be made by the removal
of four definite evils: ignorance, war,
disease and poverty. He declared that
it is necessary to remove ignorance
first, because the others have their
root in it, and the abolition of
ignorance will go far toward Danish
ing the other evils with which man
kind is afflicted.
The speaker then made an earnest
plea for concerted action on the part
of all good citizens in order that the
desired reforms may be secured. The
efforts of isolated individuals, he
pointed out, cannot make much of an
on the forces of evil. But
if all would work together for the
common good, many and great would
be the results. And how can one pre-
pare himself fifty for this worthy |
cause? he asked. The possession of |
less than spiritual ideal
can uphold one Mans efforts are
doomed to defeat unless
they be in harmony with, and guided
by, the Supreme Giver of all Good.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
BRIEF LOCAL NEWS.

Ben Bush left for the st. Joe coun-
try today on business.
Mrs. Chas. T:retmeyer of Palouse
was shopping in the city yesterday
Claude Giles left yesterday for Elk
River, where he will spend the win
ter.
Mrs. F. E. Wood and children of
Viola, were shopping in the city yes
terday.
Jim Devine, prominent rancher
from Sunshine, is business visitor in
the city today.
G. A. Rubedew left today for Spo-
kane, where he will visit relatives for
several days.
Mr. and Mrs. Max Griffith enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. L. F. Henderson
at cards last night.
Mrs. R. Nein, Mrs. J. E. Finnell
and son Robert of Potlatch are shop
ping in Moscow today
Mrs. S. H. Fry Of Crescent, Idaho,
is a guest at the home of her cousin,
Mrs George Stewart, of this city.
John E. Johnson, formerly of this
city, now of Palouse, is in town look
ing after his real estate interests.
Mrs. S. Hutchinson and sons, H.
Hutchinson and j. Hutchinson OF
Juliaetta, after a short visit in the city,
left last night for San Diego, Calf,
over the O.-W. R. & N.
The Misses Emma and Julia Schu-
maker are leaving for Spokane, where
they will spend the winter
J. ]. Scherr, travelling passenger
agent for the Great Northern railroad,
was III the city yesterday on bust
ness.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. P. Miller returned
yesterday from Portland where MT.
Miller has been Looking after his busl-
ness.
Mrs. N. A. Anderson will leave Sat
urday for Norway, where she VIII
make an extended visit with her
mother, whom she has not seen TOT
n years.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Girls Life in Danger.

CARY, Ind, Nov. 14-Miss Ethel
Smith, the girl for whom crippled
BILLY" Rugh, newsboy, gave his leg
and his life in order that sufficient
skin might be grated on her body to
save her life as the result of serious
burns, is in a critical condition today.
She has contracted pneumonia, the
disease killing Rugh after his brave
sacrifice.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Notice Of Annual Stockholders Meet
ing.

Notice is hereby given that the third
annual meeting of the Stockholders
of the Latah County Fair Association
Der of Commerce, in Moscow, Idaho
on Tuesday, December 3, 1912, at 2 P.
NJ, for the purpose of electing Is di
rectors for the ensuing year and to
transact such other business as may
properly come before the meeting.
A full attendance is requested.
Dated at Moscow, Idaho, this 18th
day of November, 1912.
w. L. CARLYLE, President
4Otf E. E. OSTROOT, Secretary.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Struggled in Chinks.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov 14.-Captain
John Osterhouse of the gasoline
launch Neptune was found guilty in
the federal court this morning of
smuggling boat-load of Chinese into
San Francisco The testimony of
Andrew Basi, an engineer aboard the
Neptune, was responsible for the con-
viction. Osterhouse is indicted under
a similar charge at Los Angeles, where
he will be taken for trial when he
serves out the sentence he will re-
ceive Saturday.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
CHANCE HAS CHANCE
TO MANAGE N. Y.

MILWAUKEE,, Nov. Alt is re-
ported here that Frank Chance has
been offered the position of manager
of the New York American league
team in 1913 Owner Farrell, it is
said, has offered Cincinnati $4,000 for
Chances release.
Chance demands bonus of $4,000
which is the only obstacle to the
deal.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Express Safe Robbed.

LAKE CHARLES, La, Nov. 1.-THE
safe in the Wells-Fargo office was
found robbed this morning and $685.
900 in coin was discovered missing.
Thornton Chevis, local agent for the
was arrested and charged
with the robbery. 1t was stated that
s25 900 was taken in one package.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
R. L. Bouldin went to Spokane to
day to visit the Apple show.

R. L. Bouldin went to Spokane to-
day to visit the Apple show.
J. J. Day returned last night from
an extended business trip to Boise
Miss Fay Hostetter returned last
night after a brief visit in Spokane
Earl Barton left this morning for
Clarholm, Alberta, where he will
spend 10 days at his large ranch.
Money to loan on improved real es-
tate. Thompson Bros, Moscow loft
E. J. Wilcox, a prominent farmer of
Palouse is in the city today on bust
ness
]. c. Lacey has returned to Colfax,
after a brief business visit to this
city.
Albert Lindquist has returned from
Spokane, where he visited the Apple
show and friends.
Peter Bernier, manager of the Black
Bear consolidated Mining company
of Wallace, is in the city today on bust
ness.
Mrs. George Stewart returned today
from weeks visit with her daughter,
no.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Wall and
daughter Madeline left today for the
Apple show and to visit relatives at
Hillyard.
Mrs. F. F. Hattrup of Uniontown
returned to her home this morning, |
after most enjoyable week spent with
her many friends in this city.
Mrs. j. B. Davie, Mrs. N. Edwards,
and Miss Blanche Edwards, who came
over from Genesee yesterday to visit
shops, are returning to their
homes today.
After spending several weeks in this
city as the guest of Mre. ]. J. Day, Mrs.
G. o. Brown of Orofino left last night
for Lewiston, where she will visit at
the home of her son, E. Nat Brown.
r. S. Brown, travelling freight and
agent for the Spokane and
Inland, was a business visitor in Mos
cow yesterday.
Andrew Nelson of Troy, spent Wed
nesday visiting in Moscow and left
last evening for Spokane and the ap
Jle show.
Mrs. A. E. Ritter of Spokane, who
has been visiting her sister, Mrs.
Frank Kelly, during the past month,
.eutrned to her home in that city yes
erday.
Mrs. Phil S. Cox, representing the
Iossard Corset company, will be
pleased to meet interested ladies at
he Hotel Moscow the balance of this
week. 39-43h
Dr. T. B. Mcbride left yesterday for
spokane, before returning DR.. Nc
,ryde will attend the meeting of the
forth Idaho Dental association at
'oeur d'Alene.
DR.. and Mrs E. T. Baker have as
uests at their nome, Mrs. Bakers
wo sisters, Mrs. A. s. Johnson and
mall daughter, and Mrs. T. F. Larg
nd baby girl of Spokane.
Dr. l. R. Boyd left yesterday for
oeur d'Alene. where he will attend
le meeting of tle North Idaho Dental
ISOLATION which meets in that city
day DR.. Boyd will visit the apple
low on his return.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
U.S.. TREASURER QUITS
ON ACCOUNT OF RUMPUS

WASHINGTON, Nov. 14.-Lee Nc
Chung, treasurer of the United States,
resigned today.
ment between Secretary McVeagh and
Dr.. A. Piatt Andrew is believed to
have been the cause as McClung sup
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Export Undesirable.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 14.-Because
two attempts to extradite him failed
Jack Black, who is wanted here for
jail breaking, will be taken by a COM
pany of Canadian mounted police and
escorted across the boundary line in
to Montana. He will be arrested in
Montana and brought back here to
serve his unexpired term.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14

ported Andrew in his charges of in
efficiency against McVeigh.
1t is expected that Carmi Thompson,
President Taft's secretary, will sue
coed McClung, and that Charles D.
Hilles will be recalled to the post of
secretary to the president.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Makes Death Sure.

SEATTLE, Nov 14.-Martin Halver-
son, a laborer slit his throat with a
jack-knife while at the bottom of an
airshaft, 200 feet below the level OF
the business section of the city. He
was dead when found.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
HAYT0N WINS AT THE
SPOKANE APPLE SHOW

Jonathan, Rome Beauties and Wine
saps.
No entry was made by Moscow of
a full carload this year and the exhibit
by Mr.. Hayton was the only one en-
tered from Latah county.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Operate on Lorimer.

CHICAGO, Nov. 14.-It was an
nounced today that Former Senator
VIM. E. Lorimer would be obliged to
undergo an operation as the result OF
an attack of appendicitis from which
he is suffering.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
MINERS ARE OPPOSED
TO ALL VIOLENCE

SEATTLE, Nov. 14.-That the mi
ners union discontenances all violence;
that if any dynamite was found hid
den in the Renton mills it was placed
there by the employers in an effort to
discredit labor and not by the strik-
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
"BreeZy Point,

Presented by Gamma Phi Beta soror-
ity Friday, Nov. %, at the Crystal the
atre, for the benefit Of the Idaho wom-
ems building. Admission, 75c, SOC and
35c. 418
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14

ing miners, were the statements EN-
phatically made here this morning by
President T. w. Russell of the United
Mine Workers of America, in this dis
trict. President Russell declares that
the miners are unalterably opposed to
violence in strikes.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
Not Coming to the Palouse.

PRINCETON. Nov. 14.-The vacation
destination of Governor Woodrow Will
son is carefully guarded He leaves
Saturday. 1t is said the governor ex-
poets to do much bicycling on his trip.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14

A prize of 800 for the second best
carload of mixed apples was won late
yesterday at the Spokane National APP
pie show by c. G. Hayton of this city.
Mr.. Hayton's carload consisted of
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
CLASSIFIED ADS.
REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE-160 ACRES 5 MILES N.
E. of Moscow, with level road on
water grade to town 80 acres in
cultivation, 80 in good timber, all
good land. Good Groom house, large
barn good family orchard. Good we'll
and running water. Can sell, If ia
ken soon, at $4,000 per acre, and give
the best of terms. Morgareidge,
Woody & Co. 21tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
MARKET REPORTS.

This report is corrected every day,
and is the price paid to the producer.
The grain report is the same as that
received daily by the Farmers Union.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14

WANTED - EXPERIENCED CEDAR
makers to work in the woods at Bo-
will, Idaho, making Cedar. Prices
paid, piling one cent per foot, poles
seven-inch thirty foot and larger
one cent a foot, split posts cent and
quarter each. Steady work, fine
timber. E. T. Chaplin Co.. Bovill,
Idaho. 36-47
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14

TWENTY CENTS A SQUARE ROD
for clearing brush land near Prince
ton. House and barn. Telephone
22-L, after p. m. 39tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14

WANTED HOME FOR A BRIGHT,
attractive girl Of five years of age.
Enquire of Probate Judge. 4Otf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1912-11-14
MISCELLANEOUS

WANTED-A GOOD SALESMAN TO
demonstrate and sell Elect-V Vacuum
Cleaners on commission. Call after
5 o'clock at Moscow Electric Supply
Co. 37tf
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12
DEAD HEAT RACED
AT JUAREZ TRACK
Stoutheart and Panazareta Flash
Across Finish Line Neck
and Neck.

Juarez, Feb. u.-Stoutheart. at 30 to ],
and Panazareta,. an to fsvorite, fur
nished the first dead beat of the meet
ing at Juarez to-day. Panazareta had
the early foot Of her field for three
eighths Of a mile. but in the last furIong
Stoutheart, under Keogh's hustling ride,
managed TO get up in time to make It
dead heat. Roy, jr., proved an easy
winner Of the FL Paso selling stake by
stepping the mile in 1:Ss 3-5. Favorites
fared badly, only one winning. Jockey
Estep was set down for fifteen days for
rough riding and dIsobedience at the
post
The summaries:
FIRST RACE - -Four furlOngs. stouthssrt. lO5
(keoshl, % to l. and Panazaretta, liz UIioTi. 8 TO
). dead heat. Odsmobile. loe tGrussl. to s. third
Time, 0as. Palatable and King Stalwart also ran.
Whidden, 10 tGrosb. 6 to 5. won: Tahos. lO5 CBu1-
toni. to l. seo0nd; Dottie B.. g CHim, to /.
third Time, IA So Barney 0ldheld. Rubicon,
Tihis. JuSrcz. The Peer and Hiccough also ran.
THIRD RACE-six turiOuss. Pride OF Llsmorr.
l6 tBuItonl, 10 s. Won: Closer. IL (Callahanl,
s to 5, second KoOtenay. lO5 (Estspl. to l. third
Time l:ll IS. DR.. SmoOt also ran.
FOURTH RACE-ODe mile. Roy Junior. ~
tEstcrl, } to l, won; Uncle Ben. l9 tCallahanl
6 10 ]. second; Arasee, lK tCrossl, 10 5, third
Tine i - s. John LOUIS also ran
FIFTH RACE-SiK furlongS Brave Wiihers lo5
Gross to l. won; Keep Moving, 10 Miller
6 to ], second; Glorio. l6 GHenry). TO l. third.
Time lib +S Tom Franks, Boana, TallOw Dip.
King Elk, and Nita r. also
SIXTH RACE-SiI furlonEs J. II. Reed. Ill
(Burton) TO l. Won John Griffin II, III CAIurTayj
to I, second; Chilla, g (ssldsnl. TO 5, third.
Time. IL IS. Marie Hyde also ran.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12
FOUR NEW RECORDS.
IIarhn Makes Remarkable Time ON
Motorcycle.

Los Angeles, Feb. n.-Participants in
the motorcycle races to-day celebrated
the opening of the new Los Angeles
Stadium by setting four new worlds rec
ords. The largest crowd that ever wit
messed a motorcycle race here was In
attendance.
w. NJ. Hasha. a twenty-year-old lad
from Waco, Tex. riding against such
professionals as Jake De Roster and Joe
Wolters, came away with three firsts
and four worlds records. Hasha won
the two, three, and four mile races. and
established 2 speed of 90 rs miles an
hour for one mile in the two-mile even.
"a new worlds record in itself
Hasha's time for the two. three. and
four mile events, respectively. each of
which sets a new worlds mark, was
,:l9 2-5, 2.Ol s-5, and 80 as.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12

Being an of night, no teams are book
ed TO roll in The Washington Herald
Duckpin Tournament now in progress on
the Royal alleys.
Starting at 1890 on all four alleys.
singles and doubles will be run OF as
fast as possible. and some good scores
are booked to be hung up. In the
doubles, Allen and Lowering are sched-
uled to roll at 1l:15 on alleys ) and 4, and
these pin knights are confident OF roll
ing up a big total. as they have been
rolling in form the past few days and
are ready for the match.
In the singles, Nally, Wolstenholme.
the Ingram captain; Zeb Clark. and Bur-
haus will roll on alleys I and p starting
at 1890 o'clock, and they should total
some high scores. Burhaus is being
counted upon to at least tie Goodman for
top honors.
Tuesday night the same order Of event
will be in vogue, as the alleys will be
occupied by league games until 1880
O'Clock, and the singles and doubles will
be rolled after the league teams are
through.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12
BOWLING EVENTS
TONIGHT.
IENPINs.

TENPINs.
DISTRICT LEAGUE.
(At Royal ATleys.l
Chamber Of Commerce vs.. Nationals
MOUNT PLEASANT LEAGUE.
cat Arcade Ancys9
Kenyon "a Columbia.
RAILROAD 7. II. c. A. LEAGUE.
- CAT Unios station)
Union station r. shops
DUCKPINs.
DISTRICT LEAGUE.
tAt Royal Aneys)
Arlington vA HrmmerA
NATIONAL CAPITAL LEAGUE.
tAt Fat Mems cinb)
Fat sIen Us. Bureau.
ARCADE LEAGUE
cat Arcade Alleys.l
Angles vs Anade Market.
CARROLL COUNCIL LEAGUE
(At Rathskeiler AlleyAl
Columblss rs. Xmas
NORTHEASTERN LEAGUE
tAt Northeast Aneysl
Bills vs.. AuGnticS
COMMERCIAL LEAGUE
cat Casins AlleyA)
Tolman Laundry Es. Woodward & LothrOp.
SOUTHERN Ry. CLERKS LEAGUE.
tAt Casino AlleyEl
Cmptrollers vs.. Trafir.
RURAL MAIL CLERKS LEAGUE
lAi Palacs Allsyk)
ouads "a Trsys
NAVY YARD LEAGUE.
CAT Capiiol Hnl Ailsyab
Erecting shop Va Western Gun Carriage Shop
WESTMINSTER LEAGUE.
tAs Palace Alle5Al
Reds v. Whites; Blues ". Greens.
REMINGTON LEAGUE.
tAt MsIehan.S' Hotel AllesAl
Reals "a hemtieoa
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12
WORK TO START ON
HILLTOP DIAMOND
Fitzgerald to Have Charge of lay
ing Out Field-New Drain
age System.

The work Of putting the Georgetown
playing field into proper condition will
begin just as soon as the weather be-
comes warm. II the present plans ma
terialize, the hilltop field will be equipped
with one Of the best drainage systems in
the country.
The conditions at the HILTON are ideal
for fine drainage system, because the
held Is on a height and it will be very
easy for the water to run on. IL is un-
derstood that the present plans are to
raise the field considerably in the cen
ter and TO have gradual sIoping until
the end Is reached. AT the ends OF the
field large drainage pipes are to be in
stalled, and the water is to be run on
down the steep entertainments which are
handy. Pat Dempsey is the person re-
sponsibie for these plans, and one can
reaaily see by observation that the pro-
posed plans are ideal
The work of putting the diamond into
shape Will be looked after by Mr. Fftz-
gerald, the ground keeper OF the Ameri-
can League Park. After the drainage
system Is established Mr.. Fitzgerald will
take up his task OF laying out a new
diamond 1t is proposed 20 Iengthen the
playing field considerably, as in former
years IL did not require much Of a hit in
uiueE 10 put II over lne Elgnt nelQ bank-
ing for a home run. This kind OF hitting
will be done away with when the batters
box is moved back several feet toward
the grand stand. Coach Springman stated
that Mr.. Fitzgerald will use his own dis
cretion in laying out the field and that
his plans in regard to the field will be
carried out entirely.
The work Of moving the stand will he
started some time this week. The stands
are to be moved back against the con-
vent wall and win extend from the
grand stand TO the other side OF the field.
Graduate Manager Daily is contemplat-
ing building more stands this sprins~in
order to accommodate the people who
turn out to the big football games each
year and who are forced TO stand during
the whole contest. 1t is the present
managers plans 10 have the whole teld
encased with stands.
The opal is the only gem which has
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12
Racqueta at TUXEDO Park.

Tuxedo Park, N. Y, Feb. n.-In the
semi-finals for the gold racquet cham
pionship. on the courts Of the Tuxedo
Tennis and Racquet Club to-day. ]. Cor
don Douglas. Of the New York Tennis and
Racquet Club. defeated George c. Clark,
jr., OF the same club. in three straight
sets. Harold r. Mccormick. OF Chicago
University Club, easily defeated Erskine
Hewitt, Of the Tuxedo Tennis and
Racquet Club.
Tomorrow Mccormick and Douglas
VIII meet in the nnais Both are at their
best and good patch is looked for.
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12
ACE Track shps Tap Wires and Reap Thousands Of Dollars
SPORTING
SIDELIGHTS
By BILL BAILEY.


Did you see her at the George Wash,
ington meet Saturday night All lit NJ
like the worlds fair Sine left after ths
third race to buy the boys some cream
puffs
The Elks are falling for the wrestling
game. There Is match on the boards
for Wednesday night.
Many of our leading citizens were out
on the steel runners yesterday. The Po-
tomac River afforded fine skating. while
the basin was also crowded with merry
throng.
One OF the amusing incidents Of the
Hatchetites' meet was the start OF the
short run for novices. George Van
Dyne, the Central High School football
and baseball star, was in the front rank.
and Just as soon as the first turn was
reached stumbled and fell. Before he
could pick himself up every one OF the
forty odd entrants had kicked him in
the neck, back, and legs. Il don't think
anybody missed taking a shot at me, "
cried>Yan Dyne after the game.
There will be some more excitement
and possibly n few new records in The
Herald ducl1pin tourney tonight.
Frank Hayes. who claims the amateur
pictUre-hanging championship Of the
District, exuded ;hese from his system
Saturday night:
when, on April H. the umpire yells
Batter up!' will the base bawl?'
IF the new grOundkeeper boards with
Jim oDea, with whom will the score
board?"
Get the handouts, watso.
Bowlers are warming up to The Her
aids monster duckpin tourney in great
shape. High marks thus far stand a fair
show OF being shattered during the roll
ing of the events this week.
Mike Sclnlon was an interested spec
tator at the Turner-Duschene wrestling
bout on the Gayety Theater stage Fri
day night. Mike is one Of those veterans
who never seems to grow old, either in
looks or spirits.
The following. from the pen of a we'll
known sport writer, hits the nail on the
head: Having been beaten in his trial
to wrest the cue title from Willie Hoppe,
George Sutton will wait until the required
time has expired and then challenge
again. What could the billiard world do
without Sutton?"
The time will soon be when local news
paper headlines will read, President
Taft throws out the first ball" and
the Gacetious 'scribcs will add: Jim
O'Day throws out the first rowdy." Bat
ter up,
Here is one the editor OF the Big Stick
overlooked. 1t is grabbed from the Mil
waukee Sentinel, and appeals to our sense
of humor. S-s-s-s-h. Are you listening?
OF all the viands known to mcu,
dote upon the cherry.
So mix me up a cocktail then.
And let all be merry.
BALLAD OF The BROWNS.
Who i, it every season that gets all the blows sad
hckss
Who is it has ball team that amounts to simply
Who is it that gets hit with almost every kind Of
bricks:
The Browns
Who Is it crcry season is a lsugh for every boke:
Who Is it has TO take from all the rivals every poke
The Browns.
Who j. it every season gets a solar plEIus blow!
Who is it every season never even proves a Eos
Who il it's 20 finish at the bottom OF the show
The Browns.
Gordon Mackay
The Washington herald., 1912-02-12
EIks Plan big Time.

Washington Lodge OF EIks is preparing
for a notable stag" evening wednes-
day. February H. when the valentine
Offering will be a star wrestling bout.
entertainment by professional talent and
an athletic feature OF uncommon interest.
Charles z. Herrmann Is chairman Of the
committee in charge Of the affair.