The Newport miner. [volume] (Newport, Wash.) 1899-current, 1912-01-11
The Tenderfoot
By THOMAS ]. HUNTER
Copyright by American Press Asso-
citation, 1911.

of an eastern college he had been at
tending that be needn't remain at the
university any longer. Indeed, it would
have been hardly worth his while TO
do so, since he would have been
obliged to study during several vaca-
lions in order to make up conditions,
and before he could catch up his class
mates would have been graduated and
started in their careers. The cause
of Eds failure at college was athletics.
He stood at the top in baseball, foot
ball, fencing, boxing, running and the
high lump; in his studies he stood at
the bottom.
Not liking to face his father, whom
he had bitterly disappointed, upon his
dismissal from college he buried his
remorse in the worst part Of the wild
west. He did not seem on his arrival
to count for any more in the new
country than he did in the old. In the
former, it is true, education was not
considered of much value, the only
accomplishment priKed being an ability
to shoot quick and straight. Ed did
not even show that he was strong. His
loose clothes covered his steel muscles,
and he was rather thin In the face.
He was not in good humor when
he reached his new home. His failure
in the east had. temporarily at least.
soured his disposition. He went into
saloon to buy cigar with which to
solace himself Half dozen men were
at the bar, and one of them named
Wheeler, seeing tenderfoot approach,
turned to him and said:
Betsy, have a drink"
THANK you very much" said
Thatcher. 81 never drink That's about
the only virtue / have"
"Waal, we'll soon take that out Of
you here. We haven't got nary virtue
In these parts. Come, step up and
nominate yer likker."
"No liquor for me-"
The man seized Ed roughly by the
arms and gave him a jerk toward the
bar.
One second later and there was a
tableau. Wheeler was sprawling on
the floor at the other end Of the room,
while the others presented excepted
were wondering how he got there
1t couldn't have been lightning, for
they had heard no thunder, only
'biff." The tenderfoot had struck SO
quick they hadn't realized that he had
had anything to do with the matter.
Rising, Wheeler drew a revolver from
in h,1+ ~ %ha
happened to be between him and
Thatcher. which occasioned delay. BY
this time the spectators realized what
had happened and were so struck with
admiration at this kind of warfare
entirely new to them-that several of
them took Wheeler by the arms and
forced him to keep the peace.
"A1r you armed, strangerY' one of
them asked Ed.
"No."
''Well, then you're the biggest fool
in this yere territory"
II prefer to protect myself with my
fists"
There was shout of laughter at this
announcement
''There's some fun in this" remarked
one of the party. Let's have one O.
them tenderfoot fights. Come. Wheeler.
give me your weapon and have it out
with the tenderfoot in his own way"
Wheeler was so mad that he only
wanted to get at the tenderfoot, and,
since the crowd objected to his put
ting bullet in him, he surrendered
his revolver and made a rush for
Thatcher. striking him with his big
bony fist at the same time. Ed was
not in front of him when he reached
the place where he had been, and
Wheeler's fist struck a wooden wall.
Then Ed seized his antagonist from
behind and threw him over his shout
der. Wheeler fell on his back. He
was getting up when Ed knocked him
down again; then Ed withdrew to the
other end Of the room, giving his enc
my chance to rise.
1t was evident that this was a case
Of cat playing with a mouse before
devouring it. Every time Ed knocked
Wheeler down or threw him down or
got between his legs and toppled him
over the crowd guffaWed.
keep it up!' they shouted when
the tenderfoot asked his opponent If he
had had enough. Its the best show
we ever SEEM
But when Ed saw that he was af.
fording an exhibition for the specta-
tors he finished the contest by a blow
under the jaw that fioored his man,
and 1t was evident by the way Wheel
er arose that the contest was ended
The crowd gathered around the
victor.
stranger" said the man who sug-
gested the fight. You kin go around
yere without gun all you like. Eff
any man draws on you there's plenty
O. other guns'll take keer O. you. An
you needn't drink. neither
Wheeler made no attempt to renew
the fight On the contrary, he ad-
mfred the manner In which the ten
oerfoot had downed him and stagger-
fd toward Ed with outstretched hand.