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Williams news., 1912-08-10

That for ways that are dark
 And tricks that are vain,
 The hunters here bouts are pe-
 .culiar,
 (Which the same I would rise
 to explain
 That pigs is pigs alright is con ceded by every gentleman present.
 Likewise is turkeys turkeys.
 And pipes is also pipes.
 But one thing is certain, and that is that old Dock Alick is no hen, and Charlie Button is unlike gob- bier.
 Pigs is pigs' and so is turkeys turkeys. To them that like lem turkeys is turkeys fin season and out. There never was law this side the Canyon rim nor anywhere near the G. s. B. M. that could stop some fellows from sayin' that tur- key is turkey wherever you happen to see 'em or hear the old gobbler gobble.
 'Pigs is pigs' -and so is turkeys fnrkavc
Williams news., 1912-08-10
Game Laws Boiled Down

The seasons for wild game in Arizona are as follows:
 Male deer and turkey, October to December 15.
 Quail, snipe and rail, October 15 to February l..
 Ducks, geese and brant may only be killed between September and April 1, and no more than 25 in one day.
 The open season for doves and white wings is from June 1 to Feb ruary 1, and 35 may be killed in one day.
 Trout, June l to September 1.
 Black bass, strawberry bass and crappie, September 1 to December 1.
 When hunting or fishing remem- Der the following:
 Don't kill more than two male deer or wild turkeys in one season, and but twenty fish in one day, and no fish less than seven inches in length.
 Fish only with hook and line.
 Sell no protected game or fish, even in open season.
 Closed season-Antelope, noun tain sheep, elk, female deer, lawns, roadrunners, bob white, grouse or pheasant.
 If resident citizen of the state, pay license of 50 cents per year. For big game, non-residents pay $25 for license, orl$1O for bird license.
 Aliens pay $1oo for big game and $25 for bird license per year.
 Ship no game out of state except when holding permit, which costs $2.5O.
 Wild turkeys are considered big game.
 Shoot no song birds.
 Take no eggs from birds or young from game.
 May not hunt game unless more than 12 years of age.
 Hunters must not shoot from or across public highway.
Williams news., 1912-08-10
Maine Items

Mrs. Morris Hoff, of Bakersfield, Cal, sister of Mrs. Jas. Morehead, is visiting at Rosebud ranch. Mrs. Hoffman is so delighted with our climate that herself and husband expect to spend their vacation here every summer.
 w. B. Jones, of Flagstaff, is do-
Williams news., 1912-08-10

SAYS the Albuquerque Herald Secretary Knox tells Pascual Oroz- co if he chases any more Ameri- can citizens. out of Mexico and vio- lates any more American women the United States will feel that it may again be necessary to repeat the warning given to all Americans in that country to make quick run for the border.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

TAFT has been notified that he landed the nomination at Chicago. While the president, no doubt, was greatly overcome at the news, it is said he mastered his emotion in a short time and thanked the gentle men for their kindness and skill in handling the matter.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

A SPECIAL from Washington says that President Taft has given up hope of Sloan's confirmation and and will withdraw his name and send in the nomination of William H. stillwell of Phoenix to be fed eral judge.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

A DANGEROUS counterfeit twenty dollar national bank note of splen- did workmanship has appeared on the Pacific coast. Secret service op- eratives discovered it in Seattle.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

UNCLE SAM is "broke" again. No money is available for the army, navy, postofice and several other important departments by reason of the failure of congress to pass the appropriation bills.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

CANDIDATE and Governor Wilson has decided that bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and will keep tight hold on the governors office.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

Ex-SENAToR BEvERIDGE has been nominated for governor by the Pro- gressives of Indiana, and the bull moose was adopted as the official emblem of the party.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

THE Oregon referendum ballot will be nine feet long and will carry thirty-eight differ. mt questions. Such ballot is part joke and part tragedy.
Williams news., 1912-08-10
Quaker Meditations
(Philadelphia Record)

Many man is so small that even his opinion of himself doesn't fit him.
 You never suspect all mans manifold virtues till you marry his widow.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

THE attorney general of Arizona has decided that there is differ ence under the constitution between q position and a job. A position is place to which one has been elected. A job is seat at the pie counter to which one is appointed.
Williams news., 1912-08-10

Have you vacant lot in Will jams? If so what is your location and price? Have you a few hun dred or few thousand dollars to loan on Williams or Coconino county real estate? Do you want to borrow some money? Do you want to buy lot? c. P. Silvernail.
 Never tell two girls they look; alike unless you want to insult them both.
Williams news., 1912-08-10
Turkeys Is Turkeys
(By A. PfGEor)

turkeys is turkeys in season and out. There never was law this side O the Canyon rim, nor anywhere near the G. s. B. M. that could stop some folks from sayin' that turkeys is turkeys wherever you 'appens to hear the old gobbler gobble or the young hen peck the malapais. By the same rough calculation pipes is pipes, and whenever you can find one that goes like a turkey when you puff it then, my friend, you have pipe that is a pipe and a little bit more. Which the same I would rise to explain.
 It was a bright July mornin' when the wild pigeons was not fiyin' through the trees, nothin' was in fact that looked like game, but the hunters was huntin' just the same. Bright July mornin' might remark in passin' and mighty good mornin's for the gobbler and the hen.
 And Charlie Button and old Doc Alick just love, believe me they do, -as I was sayin'' they just love to shoot turkey in the mornin'
 So old Doc, and there be no bet ter hunter hereabouts, says to him. self says he, eff I see some pigeon, turkey I'll see-maybe"
 Anyway old Doc the Hunt, not rememberin', forgettin' in fact that July am no time to shoot the big turke-e, lawfully, takes with him into the mountains wooden .'call" to fool the wise old turke-e don't you see. And pretty soon, sooner than he was expectin' in fact, and while walkin' softly down the can yon, old Dock hears the turk a-callin' carefully.
 And Dock cocks is gun speedily. Then he sits i'm down and calls some repeatedly.
 'Now sure enough the old gob- bier loves the hen, and when he hears her callin' he calls again, and old Doc (the hen) answers passion ately. But the old gobbler makes the hen Cold Doc) meander to him. And old Doc (like a hen) is capti- vated by the callin' or the proud old gobbler and he proceeds noise lessly down the canyon like hen.
 Pretty soon MT. Turkey Gobbler advances also to the hen, and then stops and calls again. Proud old | wise old gobbler calls and calls again And Mrs. Hen, infat- uated by the gobbler, calls again.
 Just the same old Doo's double barrel is ever ready to make good eatin' of MT. Cooler for the hen.
 And so Doc is finally seated on rock, behind a tall pine tree through which he cannot see; but he hears quite well MT. Gobbler callin' to his mate behind the tree. And Mir.
  Gobbler not forgettin all chivalre-e advances into the open to see what he could see his much beloved old mate-maybe.
 But Mister Gobbler, much to his sees old Doc Alick behind that tree, sittin' on that rock, and ookin' carefully, angerly, for what lid he see so painfully but Charles Button Gobbler puffin' craftily at 1is trusty old pipe like turkey, lon't you see.
 Overhead in the clear Arizona 'ky the Blue Jay was callin' "Tur- zey IS turkey in July, Doc you'll get gobbler bye an bye.''
 And from way down the canyon anne the echo, ''Buttons is Buttons n July, Charley, you'll get hen if Tou'll use somethin' but a pipe when you try" Which l wish to remark, And any language is plain,
Williams news., 1912-08-10

HO6IIIA, AIIZUIId. Through you, wish to extend my hearty greetings to the pro gressives of Arizona. It was the state in which I raised my old reg iment. l have peculiar feeling for it, and I am pleased and proud to learn how well the new party is getting on in Arizona.
 THEODORE ROOSEVELT.
Williams news., 1912-08-10
SATURDAY. AUGUST 10 1912

BULL moose buttons will soon be as plentiful in Arizona as flowers in the leafy month of June.
Williams news., 1912-08-10
Teddy Sends Greetings

During the progressive conven- ton at Phoenix the following tele- gram was read to the assembled delegates.
 New York, July 90, 1912. Dwight B. Heard,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
BUSINESS SIDE OF BASEBALL.

The people Of the United States spend
approximately 100000 "A year to see
baseball games. The total number Of per-
sons registered at all professional ball
games during season reaches fifty mill
ions so rapid has been the growth OF
baseball enthusiasm that-so We are told
by Edward Mott WooIley-owners of
baseball teams predict the time when the
aggregate Of baseball patronage, includ-
Ing major and minor leagues, will be
three hundred millions. They believe
baseball to be still in it, infancy, and on
this prophecy they are stalking their
cash IN monster stadums Of iron and
stone, and laying out business plans TO
take care of their pronts that they
count up I'm the millions. AZ business
Investment We are assured baseball has
United States Steel and all the stocks
quoted on the Stock Exchange beaten 10
q fragile Baseball magnates, Mr.. Wool
lev goes on to explain in"McClure g." pay
salaries of $1,000. $1,000. $1,000 even SIS
OO) to their managers ana players. One
baseball magnate paid no less than w.
900 bonus for the right to employ single
PLAYER. Milllonaires like Charles T., Taft,
brother of the President, invest In base
ball franchises as they do In railroads
and industrlals. Mr.. Taft. backed by his
wife's fortune, is tho Morgan OF Amerl-
can baseball, his investments reaching
into the millions. Baseball, We arc told,
rs businees-a wonder bAsiness.-Current
Literature
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
C|TY'S BATHS CROWDED
Laundry and Lockers Needed to
Avoid Time Limit.

When the Municipal Bathhouse at
Coney Island opened its doors to tho pub
nc year ago there was rush on the
part OF those who had denounced the So
called "bathhouae harons" 20 take adj
vantage Of a bathhouse, modern In every
detail. for a small nominal fee as COM
pared 10 the rate OF the private bath
house proprietors.
II was near the end ~ the season, how
ever. and therefore many Of the bathers
who have since made use of II had hardly
learned Of its existence Ehen the season
ended
This year. things have been different.
The season started With great success.
Every day that tse weather mred bath-
ers to Coney island IN great numbers. the
Municipal Bathhouse has been kept busy
from tho time Il opened until late in the
afternoon. In fact. 90 great has been the
rush on some Of the hot days that Il WAS
found necessary 10 place time limit on
the bathers. As many as thirteen thou
sand people have used the Municipal
Bathhouse in the course Of a day
Superintendent Howard l.. Woody, Who
has been gathering figures with a view
10 learning just how many persons use
the place says that since May js.4O7 men
and S5.l7s women and girls have made
use OF tho bath The children brought
the total up to las, l5s this season. Very
young children are admitted free when
accompanied by adults.
Those who wish 10 make use OF the
place must provide their own suits. This
has occasioned some talk about a pri-
vate bathing suit concern across the
street from the Municipal Baihhouse.
which makes PROFIT because the city does
not provide suits for hire within the
Municipal Bathhouse.
Nc provision has been made for a
laundry there. and there is no room for
drying suits. To make the necessary ar
rangements would cost several thousand
dollars.
Those who frequent the bathhouse come
from all walks OF life. Many live on the
East Side OF Manhattan. In fact Il Is
said that on warm days there is line
Of people waiting for the doors to open,
most OF whom are from Manhattan. They
arrive first and are said TO be the last out
Of the water
At the time OF its opening there was
talk of establishing a roof garden on the
tho Municipal Bathhouse, 10 be at the
service OF organizations which look after
the needs Of children requiring sea
breezes and sunshine. Up to this time
the plan has not been put into effect.
There IL thought TO be need for In
.reasing tho number Of lockers. At pres
ent there are enough to accommodate
seven thousand people at one time. Sew
eral days this summer It was difficult to
handle the crowds because Of the lack of
lockers. Should the city decide upon put
ting In more lockers It will be necessary
TO build an extension to the present
structure Placing time limit on the
balhers when there are large crowds
waiting TO enter the water has been the
only solution offered for handling the
situation 50 far.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
SIMPLE LIFE IN THE WOODS

Camping DAYS are here again, 80
everybody should be UP to date in carp
ing methods. The first thing to KNOW =
how to make the camp fire. There ~
many ways to do It, but only few d.
ways. The advantages of stone ineir
ure for camp cooking are easily reea
nized. Use fiat stones from the bFooEaa
for the foundation; fill the chinks WIZ
moist earth. Leave a doorway or d'S
hole on two sides, and always make we
OF the hole 70 the windward when '0'
build your fire. Stones will hold nsa' "
a long while. Soup, coffee, fispjaeks a.
fish can be cooked In the pot or the sp!as
on top, while corn and potatoes are roas
ing In the uneven places on the ou's"
Of the stove.
For the plates. knives, forks. spoons ~
other odds and ends OF your camping oA
fit a nest Of pockets like a two.Sg
shoebag is the very neatest ana oest 'ni.
ever and can be easily made from ~, ~
and q half on denim bound round w
braid. Brown or green are the pest ~
ors. T,rhe pockets accommodate the maE
little and important things that get =
easily misplaced or broken. II can
tied up and folded over in Such We
as TO take up very little space, ana ens
you try Il you will learn its value; EApsr
enced campers use camp pocket ~
when they go TO the woods for q sps'
days picnic-The Christian Herald.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28

The work OF preparing for a state ball,
of which one or two take place every year
at Buckingham Palace, Is carried out
with even greater carefulness, since the
number OF guests is so much larger.
When the dancing is at its height there
will be something like twenty-five hun
bred persons In the great ballroom and
the adjoining apartments, each OF whom
has to be adequately provided with sup
per and suitable light refreshments. Very
stringent Investigations are made, so that
no undesirable person is admitted. The
experiment was tried last year Of diyid-
ing tho guests into different classes for
supper, and this proved SO successful
that It will probably be adhered 10 In the
future. Thus, the naval and military
officers present and their ladies had sup
per served In one room. the diplomatic
and official circle In another, and so
forth, while there was a "bashelors'
smoking room" where rather more solid
fare Was provided that at once proved
highly popular. It is stated on good au-
thority that the idea for this last origi-
mated with King George personally.
tpOu TIC ONSdsiOIl VI Il Sldlt Ddll VI IL
state dinner party the historic gold plate
is brought up from Windsor Castle and
Is displayed on the great buffet that ex-
tends almost the whole II one side OF the
principal supper room. The royal party
and those privileged TO take supper with
them are served exclusively upon this.
This plate always travels by road from
Windsor 10 Buckingham Palace, being
conveyed In plain vans that give no out
ward signs of the vast treasure they con-
tain. They are all made OF highly tenn
pered steel. however. and locked in such
a manner that II would be impossible for
any ore TO open them without being IN
the secret. They are kept, too, under the
constant supervision of some OF the clev-
crest detectives at Scotland Yard. AS
soon as the function Is at an end the
various items OF the gold plate are care
fully checked and escorted to their vans,
ready for return to Windsor on the fol-
lowing morning.
Thus It will be seen that a court func-
ton OF any description involves the most
careful thought and consideration upon
every one about the court. Ii is a great
honor to be present, and the fact OF hav-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
AN APPEAL FOR CHARITY.

With three young children to support, a
young widow applied to the Brooklyn
Bureau Of Charities for aid. Her hus-
band died recently from consumption.
The Brooklyn Bureau Of Charities has
procured emergency aid. Readers Of The
Tribune are invited TO contribute TO a
fund OF s3l2 10 be paid TO the mother
In regular weekly sums, so that the fam
lily may be helped 10 remain together.
Contributions for her exclusive use
may be sent to the Brooklyn Bureau Of
Charities. No. 60 Sohermerhorn street,
marked Ol&h.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
Woods. n. II. They made the trip up by
photograph by Marceau)

Woods. n. II. They made the trip up by
motor.
! DR.. and Mrs. t. Paul Hartman were
among the motorists registering at Pitts
field, Mass, on Thursday,
! Mr.. and Mrs. Donald Grant Geddes and
Mr.. and Mrs Henry L. Batterman arrived
at the Profile House, n H., Wednesday.
They came over the Ideal Tour from Glen
Cove, Long Island They will probably
remain a fortnight.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward 81. Grout, Miss
Katherine Grout and Jonathan Grout'
who are making a tour Of New England,
arrived at Narragansett Pier on Nednes-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs Sherman Joost are among
the recent arrivals a. Northampton
Beach, Long Island
Miss Adele Martin Is absent from West
HAMPTON Beach, visiting friends at Lake
Placid, y. Y.
Miss Doris Arnold mas had as her guest
at her summer home at Westhampton
Miss Dorothy Thurston.
Mrs. Maurice O'Meara and her oaugh-
ter Mrs. Ida Lyons. arrived the era OF
the week at New London, Conn, where
,h.v expect 10 remain until September l.
There is quite Brooklyn contingent al
Manchester. VT at present. Among the
| Heights people are DR.. and Mrs. Charles
| sc,,dder Pool, Mr.. and Mrs. r. stuyvesant
| Pierrepont, Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson O. Car
| man. Mr.. and Mrs. George w. Chauncey
and A. Wallace Chauncey.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter ST. John Benedict,
who are spending a few weeks motoring.
arrived at Cooperstown, y. Y. Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kingsley wilcox slausofl
| Janet Mason left town last week for
their camp at La Rue Island. Alexandria
Bay. n. Y.
| DR.. John A. McCorkie and Dr. George
McNaushton were among the passengers
on the SAINT Anna, which sailed Friday
for Naples and Marseilles.
| DR.. and Mrs. Charles Moseley were "a
leave Brooklyn yesterday for fortnight
motoring trip through New England, ac-
companied by Miss Bess Bladen Follans-
| bee and Harold Johnston.
Mr.. and Mrs Harry Balfe are motor
ing up TO the Sycamore, Lake George
where they will spend two weeks They
have az their guests Miss Helen Gaynor,
Miss Grace Casilear and Miss Gladys
! OBrien.
| Mrs. Charles NJ. Bull has recently had
az her guests at Karlsruhe. Newport, Mr..
and Mrs Paul Bonynge and Miss Wlnl-
fred Tate.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
ne received an invitation act. a. pas

ing received an invitation acts a. pss
port 70 the best society. II there are ts
eign royalties staying in London, or ID
t,ng,iished official visitors from otAs
powers are In town, royal horses and a.
riages from the royal news are sent y
bring them and take them home asah'
while at least one or two Of his majesty
physicians are always IN attendance uN'
such occasions, in case any OF the guss'
AS has happened before to-day-msy h.
come suddenly indisposed.-London IL
Rits
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
THE KING LOOKS THINGS OVER.

The whole OF the cold supper Is pre-
pared In the great kitchens OF WINDSOR
Castle, and IL sent up to Buckingham
Palace upon the morning OF the court.
The hot supper IS, Of course, prepared in
the palace itself under the personal super
vision OF II. Cedard The wines come
from ST. James's Palace, where the royal
cellars are maintained. There Is a very
compIete and up-to-date bottling plant
here. where all the still wines are bot
tied for use at the royal table
Prior 20 the opening OF court queen
Mary makes II her custom TO inspect the
whole OF tho arrangements. In order 10
see that nothing Is lacking for the com
fort or convenience of her guests, wniie
the King often takes stroll through tho
great suite of reception rooms In order
to see how everything is progressing.
II is no small matter to marshal tho
lengthy stream OF debutantes and those
who are to present them as they arrive
This duty Is undertaken by the marshal
Of tho ceremonies assisted by strong
detachment of oficlals OF the Lord
Chamberlains department on duty. The
master OF the ceremonies, the Hon SIT
Arthur Walsh, is himself on duty within
the Throne Room, since II is he who an
nounces tho name and style OF the vari-
Gus ladies as they pass before the royal
presence. once this duty Is over the
ladies and their male escorts. who have
assembled outside the charmed room' are
free either to pass to the lower end OF
the apartment TO witness the subsequent
presentations or to make their way 10
where his majesty's private band IL play
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
CATCHING RED HOT RivETa

This would not seem TO be pleasi'
occupation even II the rivet Is causns
an old mail bag, yet the feat Is cons'snp
performed by workmen.
Ordinarily they catch rivets In NV
kes, or something of that sort, but taa,
are men who catch rivets with par y
tongs-just reach out for them and DIP
red hot rivet out OF the air with the NJ
per part of the tongs In much the sam
way that a bird nips a flying feather on
OF the air with its beak. The feat Is COZ
monty seen by persons who watch wois
men on high buildings.-Harper' WeeEi''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-07-28
THE COURT FUNCTION
How English King and Queer
Give a Royal Party.
1T MEANS SOME WORK, TOO
No Undesirable Citizens Adj
mitted, and There Is Brisk
Inquiring Into Pasts.

Only those actually engaged In the
duties can have any idea Of the amount
OF work that is involved In organizing
court function at Buckingham Palace,
and Il is only by dlnt Of the most careful
organization and forethought that these
can be carried out. Take the four or five
courts that are held there as an exam
rlc. The first step in connection with
these is for the Lord Chamberlain to is-
sue an official notice, usually about the
end OF the year, 70 the effect that GER
tain number Of these will be held and
that all ladies desiring to be present
should notify him Of their wish before
certain day
Immediately applications from those
anxious to make their bow before the
King and Queen commence to pour In to
the Lord Chamberlaln's office in Stable
Yard. St Jamess Palace, until OF late
wears Il has invariably been found neces-
sary to close the lists long before the
APPOINTED day, so numerous have the ap-
ptcatlons become. The real work then
commences. Every letter has to be most
carefully examined, the social status OF
the writer ascertained. and q host or
other details gone into. Facts quite I'M
known to a mans intimate friends are
somehow or other In possession OF Buck
ingham Palace. How these facts are
discovered Is one Of the royal secrets
which are never revealed. All inquiries
proving satisfactory, the name is entered
upon the list OF those duly qualified to
receive their majesties' command TO
be present at their court, to be holden
upon such and such a night.