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that the rules cali for fair fighting. and
no "a the sort OF man who lives up TO
tho rules OF any game he enters. So he
has prepared himself to night fair. break
dean, strike no foul blows and refrain
from wrestling.
by sheer force OF weight and sudden
attack Taft may get away with his
first rush. but he won't be prepared for
q soak behind the ear when he turns to
bow and smile In acknowledgment OF
the applause. lie won't be looking for
q Foot deftiy i~nterposed behind his ankle.
a sudden Jerk and . hard fall. His
guard will not be prepared for blows
below the belt or s~urrsptitious kicks in
the shins.
Roosevelt Is a willy ring general. He
plans to lead Battling Taft into a mix
up. Not for all the treasure that sunk
with the Titanic would l even insinuate
thai Knockout Roosevelt has a horse
shoe in his glove, hut II the Taft peo-
pie don't probe said glove before the
battle they deserve no commiseration
II tho horseshoe really is there. How
ever. let the battle go on. When two
former good friends get to telling the
real names Of sAcA other there v
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to get out in the country In the Oum-
mr. and II doesn't o ~ anything except
the car faro whom onA has friends to
visit In no suburbs. So set homo
early and bring a nice steak from Bep-
ler's butcher store. as you com by
with Mr.. Jenkins. and an extra loaf
OF bread n . a o. corn and some
strawberries and n nice salad you
may see."
Cant I send out the children for
those things VIXEN ] get home"" asked
Mr.. Jarr. II hate 10 carry bundles"
"Yol hate to do anything ! ask you"
retorted Mrs. Jarr sharply. Mr.. Jen-
brings homo from the city almost
every thing the Jcnkinsss eat. They had
grape fruit all winter. And AIRS. Jsn~
sdns tells mo he got the incest. 5utctest
ones and only paid eagtt cents apiece
for them. Sometimes. when ta,ey were
especially nice. Mr.. Jenkins used to
bring home . couple dozen sraps fruit
ct . tams. You wouldn't % chat for
me-"
"Carry two dozen grape fru1tf Z gu3s
not!" said Mr.. Jarr.
And then you ask me why we don't
1--we in the country" exclaimed Mrs.
Jar. Wall. never mind. Mr.. Jenkdns
viii help you c4svy the things. h
won't % - hgh-tossed. and II = won
deaaul how many things a suburban
man oan csvy af . time. One would
think h had extra arms Ike sptders.
Anyway ths children have to 90 shop.
ping with me Tor Mrs.. Jersans."
~w~L-
'Becauss shSs est0ng taAnss foi
stER ch'ldrsn. soupdV saAd Mrs. Jar.
GLADYS. her htt'o sirs. b Sourtseu
ana Aubrey. her h0ls @oy. 70 twelve,
eno ne reairo~o nsst uey
eTe over nve years ana muSt NAM
faro Smo NM jenkins n.y. ane oonduc'
on an ser"ns snsvuns
s"out H. ~smost. ~n you. n women
mad votes the truns wohdn'f q" a
they DO especially n greedy railroads
The evening world., 1912-04-27
MA " IN
eSeG&
O0ynSht. 1919, By rhe Pros Pub,bh,us 90.
THE New York WOrhaI.


GA FRS. JENKINS IL coming N
WI from East Malaria to-day,
and she'll bS up to the house
TO see the children. and then were 60
ing shcppinS." said Mrs. Jarr, q Mr..
Jarr was preparing "a depart down.
for the duties al the day.
Mr.. Jarr paused. for he knew more
was coming.
And Mr.. Jenkins 10 coming I'D home
with you TO dinner and then godng
home with Mrs. jenkins"
well. rm agreeable" replied Mr..
Jarr.
go. don't forget TO tell Mr.. Jsnkins,"
added Mrs. Jarr.
Doesn't he know? asked Mr., Jar.
'Hhe forgot TO tall him." was the
answer. 80 she telephonsd me iast
night Z eAl you to tell him To-Day"
How could che forgct 10 tell t4m this
tn~orninG-she remembered to tsis,,~
you last uaghtf" Queted the amased MI
JArr
"Oh. dou't ~ nossyi Maybe h A..
not ~spoaktng." was the reply.
Suppose he won't oems homo with
mo to have dinner with - and ~
silent br1der" said Mr.. Jav.
'TIsM coms."'a r4shn," wus the an.
swer. ITS only when . woman 1,
genial and amiable to her husband tina
ne doesn't do a. she waDts him to,
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has been IA training Cor than a
year. according to Senator Crane OF
Massachusetts. and has doubtless been
~prepardng himself IN ssrst ever n
~ said au revoir but 0et good1by TO
the white House on March 4. 1903. Not
only 10 the Colonel q ring Fighter in
theory. but he IL a regular performer
In practice and has taken lessons from
Mike Donovan mi others prominent IN
rhs sausgtng line.
THE Colonel IL n condition for the
haktle Of his life. He = down TO hght-
ing weight. has his campadgn mapped
out and has set his lamps on the cham
pionshtp. He has plenty Of seconds and
bontie hoSdcrs. but he doesn't need
them. He listens 10 them and does a.
NJ pieases.
''ou ons other end Of Ire match we
have President TAN. WHO II climbing
Through the ropes utterly unprepared
for ths encounter. Tue Pteadsnt knows
The evening world., 1912-04-27

Co. THE New Yort wokd).
Rich Man Console himself with the
Axiom that Poverty 10 No D~lsgraos!"
Wealth. % Supreme Wherever Else,
Counts 20 LATHE on Board q Wreck!
Never Suppose that II 10 At Sea
alone that "Women and Children are
First"
Better to Jump the obstids Il you
Can-but II you Can't there's Generally
Room to Walk Around n!
We can't expect Time 70 Heal end
Also TO Remove tas Scarf
When ths Broom Of Broodlng fails 70
Sweep Awsy ne shadow. Try . Laugh!
Every Harp b Provided with Q Plants.
dino Pedsl-if you MUBr Harp upon
your Trouoles' -wy.>
Erose the Cause and tAe Come,
Qucmces Otl be E6ocedi
Our FriendA may be Fixtures-but
Even a Fence Isn't Built to b Leaned
Against!
And then, again. the Rolling Stone
gets . Slant At the Scenery!
The Boss says that the Man who Il
Honest lust because It's the Best Policy
Ia Always Waiting. Just Waiting. for his
Chance!
Overconhdence usually Hauls Down
Something. but T~lmorousness doesn't
Wen Put In q Bid!
The more Stock you Take In Yourself
the Less liable YOU are to nave the
Inventory Questioned!
Mistakes ere Meant TO be Mile
Stones, not Hedd.Stones!
II We had to Atone for all OF the Bat
Breaks that the Rest OF the Push have
Blamed on us ito their Wlves). wee
Live . Lie Of eenaues!
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women and children drown. the Olympic
OF the White Star line has had to aban.
don a trip at southa mpton because she
couldn't get a crew.
What do YOU suppose would be tho
Attitude OF the English press ana
Statesmen u several hundred English
women and children and prominent
men had been sacrificed o. q vessel
nyins the American nag and M
oy American seaman because Of In
sumcent Ne boats and tnefnciencv In
loading. hundtd6g and handing the
hfeboaes At handf The en.ys British
nation would arise and demand the
right NJ Of uncle Sam together with
a large cash payment to assuage Brt.-
ish pride and pensions for the families
Of the survivors to the fourth or fifth
generation. And the luind names Dur
dear cousins across the sea would call
US. wowg"
<<Y see," aid the head polisher.
that ohe consumer rwdll have TO
pay the increase In waEes
granted 10 the coal mineral"
The evening world., 1912-04-27
re p%%S%%@

All men tresspass on women's patience
when the wom<n are too good. natursd.
But q man always sticks around wtnan
q woman 10 mad at him and = Just
bursting 10 tell somethAny very impor-
tant."
IAN right, I'll bring old Jenk home
with me-" said Mr.. Jarr.
The evening world., 1912-04-27

often we've
Found 4 BsNG 10 Herndtss than to
Get the Good VIII Of our N~eighbors at
the Prize OF Capdtu,ation!
Some Mighty Fat, Husky Folks
Find II Convenient to ErcMse their
IrritabiIity on the Ground that they
are NERVOUS Wrecks"
How We have Lonsed for = Cold Gray
Sky when we've IAved In Tropio Lands
where the Sun 6hons all the Time in
a Monotonous Sky Of Azure!
We Never KnoW hoW Much Fun
there is In Sticking TO a Plan until
We Drdw One Up and Abide BY II!
II takes Philosophy 10 Fight Depres-
sion-and chen q few Concrete Human
Facts.
Some Of us Never Look more than
One Day Ahead-and at that we Calmly
Expect Clear sailing,
The Seats OF the Mighty are Never
Filled by Men who are Sensitive to
Criticism,
II may be True that Fortune Plays
No Faro-ltes. hut She Certainly Over
looks a Lot OF Deficiencies on the Par,
OF Her Benehclariesl
We Never Hsppsasd 10 = ...ssg Z
The evening world., 1912-04-27
The Weeks WASH.

BY Martin Green.

bound to BE- entertainment for the
listeners"
eco PEAKING Of the Titanic.' said
the head polishsr. II note that
the traditional British spirit Of
fair play 10 at work putting before the
English public misleading reports o. the
Senatorial inquiry"
That needn't worry u.s." said the
laundry q II notice That our back
woods Senators. as the English call
them. are getting at the facts, and tho
facss are not any too c~reditable to the
British merchant marine. While our
English friends are jumping on us and
nitering loud cries about our brutality
to the heroic men who saved their own
Eves In the Titanic disaster and let l5G
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'He's q d er-
trained and over
weight" declared
the laundry .
''Has courage Do all
there. In 20 far A.
being n giutfon 70.
puniAhmmt 10 con-
cNned. but. az IN
antagonist Dor Col.
Roosevelt. 1t isn't
Q faAr match.
Here We have
A. Noanpo1 vhn
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tie Q string around your finger %
YOU won't forget cautioned Mrs. Jarr.
because we want to keep In with the
Jenkinses. o the winter IL over.
Their place in East Malaria 10 very
nice to VISIT on pleasant sundays. and.
of course. " We entertain them they'll
have to entertain US. Our children Nike
The evening world., 1912-04-27
UNCLE PENNYWlsE SAYS:

The trial OF Gladys wombat for shoot
ing her husband was resumed at Punk
VILE this morning. The defendant was
extremely nervous about the Mt Of hse
Gewns-AQuisvtus Caurtas-JeusnaL
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Heads Up. Of
c~ourse-but Don't
let your Feet get
B~ntanghed!
o We BE.
konged TO tn .
Crew OF Q Famous
Hoodoo ship-yet
Before she Net
her Finish she
threw Us SAFE On
Shore!
The evening world., 1912-04-27

Great Scott" cried the laundry
mar. You wouldn't ask the widows
and orphans who " stocks In tho
that own the coal mines 10
pay Il would your" ,
The evening world., 1912-04-27
"Cheer Up, Cuthb
What's The Use of Being Blue?
sSN There Is q Lot Of Luck Loft.
There Is q Lot OF
BY Clarence L. Cullen

Copynsht. 1919. By The Prs Publish
W. HnN the Man who Actually Is r
NJ your Rival Wins. II Proves that A
w YOU'VE Got . Chsncsi
The evening world., 1912-04-27

wv WL. we'll. WE'LL" calculated
w the head polishnr. What DO
you think Of BaAtlinE Taft
The evening world., 1912-04-27
TIFF "R TRY Sc Say. SHsn s1s.s:
Bv Helen Rowland

o-rasa ,s1a y n rro rssnsAas O. IN M Y~A waaa
..Sv, HY DO you DO thatr' protested the Mere Man -
wv presohfuily. - the Rib s,trsoted . eny pan es@
w her vanity case and calmly proceeded TO powder
her tilted nose. "Dont you know re nature fsAngr
"Of COURSE" agreed TIE Rb swesuy a. she wiped on
tAs traces vseh the ala Of her my mirror. That's my
business. Every woman = Q nature fasrr. IT'S natural for
her to be CRITICAL and Ccliy Sr her to Be nseurla after al
uhese years Of catering 70 manfs love of-er-art"
That's riehtl Blame 4 On me-" said the Mere Ma
The evening world., 1912-04-27

"OHIS is the time of year when the Sewing Circle and the Whist
Club give way 70 tho Village Improvement Society; when
A thrill Of cleanliness and nature love runs through the
The evening world., 1912-04-27

We Never Hsp4sa.a to .,-s.r d,
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
W 1e and Daughter Fail
To Recognize Husband;
Both Adiudged Insane
Especial Dispatch to The Journalj

MACON Ca, Sept. AIRS. T. b.
Wells and her young daughter, recently
given a hearing before the lunacy com
mission have been adjudged insane and
will be Immediately carried to Milledge-
vile for treatment.
The writ was sworn, out by Thomas
Wells, husband of Mrs Wells lie
stated that for the past two months his
wife and daughter have been acting
queerly and two weeks ago they bar
ricaded themselves in their home near
Crumps park and have refused to allow
him to enter He declared despite his
pleading and demonstrations with them,
both declared that he was an imposter
and that they had never seen him before.
At the trial of the two women, both
emphatically denied knowing the hus-
band, although he proved that they had
been married for twenty-five years.
Their queer actions plainly showed that
they were victims of insanity. The case
is said by the county officers to be one
of the most peculiar lunacy cases they
have ever handled.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
WARE COMMISSION RACE
is GROWING VERY WARM
New Local Law Provides for
Grand Jury Appoint
mentS,
lsnecial Dispatch to The JournalO


WAYCROSS, Ga, sept. Much specu-
lation is going the rounds here as to
who wilt be recommended for appoint
ment as county commissioners OF Ware
under the new law, which goes into eff
feet January ]. 1918.
BY this law the present board of three
men is abolished and a board Of six
created. Three of the six will come
from the county commissioners districts
and three from the Waycross district.
The grand jury win select the men
thought best suited for the positions and
will recommend their appointment.
The chairman viii reside in WaycrOss.
according 10 a provision in the law. The
bill further provides that The members
OF The present board whose terms have
not vet expired shall be named on the
new board, as fell as the commissioner
elect. DR. L. P. Little, OF Manor
1t Is quite probable that J. L. Taylor.
who has served as a commissioner for
several years, viii be named to repre-
sent the Beach district although L. II.
Calhoun has been mentioned also. From
Waycross it is generally understood that
former Mayor 4. NJ. Knight will be one
of those named in view of the wide eX-
perience as mayor of Waycross for fif-
teen years. Should he be appointed there
Is no question that he viii be named
chairman. Tho speculation about these
appointments is even more interestine
than usual, in view OF the fact that .
new grand jury list viii be used this
fall, throwing all who might seek posi-
tons entirely in the air.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
I6- Year Old Girl
Fought Police When
Home Was Entered
Especial Dispatch to The JournalD


MACON, Ca, Sept. 4.-Tried for dis
orderly conduct and resisting Arrest, Miss
Mamie Gardner. a 16-year-old girl was
fined $15.75 yesterday morning by Re-
corder DAILY. Her mother, Mrs. d. M.
Gerdner answered the charges of disor-
derby conduct and operating a disorderly
house at the same time the girl was
tried, but her cases were dismissed.
The daughter was arrested, together
with her mother, Sunday night when the
police made an effort to arrest a gang of
gamblers near their home on Boundary
street The girl answered the knock on
the front door of their home when the
police arrived. When they attempted
to enter the home, Miss Gardner sprang
into officer Morris face and began to
fight He says that she cursed him
ridiculously He also stated that the
mother came to her rescue and the two
Infatuated women gave them. consider
able trouble before they could effect an
entrance into the house.
When they did get in the house. the
alleged gamblers had fled. Cases against
the two women were chen made. Wit
nesses for the city implicated a well
known local lumber dealer as a frequent
visitor to the Gardner home by securing
the number of his automobile. He was
not produced by the defense as a wit
ness, however. ID. NJ. Gardner, who is a
carpenter and husband to the family, did
not attend the trial of his wife and
daughter.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
GORDON INSTITUTE
OPENS ON THURSDAY
Preparations Are Being Made
for Coming of Many New
Pupils,

Especial Dispatch 10 The Journal)
GAINESVILLE. Ga. Sept. 3.-Prepara-
tions for the opening of the sixtieth an
nual session of Gordon institute in this
city next Thursday are being completed.
and the prospects are that Georgia's old
est preparatory school will have one
OF the largest enrollments in its his
tory.
Prof. L. T. Holmes. recently elected
president of the institute, ana who for
twelve years was head of the department
Of Latin at Mercer university at Macon,
Ga. personally is supervising the ar
engagements for the opening.
Thursday, Friday and Saturday of this
week largely will be occupied in the work
OF forming the various classes, and the
following Monday the formal opening of
the institution viii take place in the au-
ditorium when appropriate exercises Will
be held. The program for this occasion
includes addresses by Mayor Collier, of
GAINESVILLE. Walter b. Smith, president
of the board Of trustees, and others.
This event win afford an opportunity for
the new instructors of the institution to
be introduced TO the student body.
Indications now are that this session
win witness the largest return of old
many years. Many new students also
have been enrolled, and already practical
ly all of the boarding facilities both in
the dormitories and private homes have
been assigned.
The faculty of Gordon institute this
year has been materially strengthened
by the addition OF a number of instruc-
tors in several departments. They in
clude Prof. L. d. Watson, who will as
sumo charge Of the department Of math-
ematics. Professor Watson is an alum
nus of the University of Georgia and of
Harvard. Another newcomer is Prof.
w. A. Tyson, who will have full charge
Of the subfreshman department Of the
school. Professor Bush will be asso-
ciate instructor in mathematics, and
Prof A. B. Combs, of the Cincinnati
Conservatory of Music. will be the new
head Of the musical department.
Lieut.. Nat NJ. Cartmell, u. S. A., ar
rived today from the recent army ma
neuvers In New Jersey. AS during last
year he will have full charge of the
military department of Gordon. A re-
port received here today from the war
department in Washington gives the rat
ing Of Gordon last year as irst-class.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
LAGRANGE SCHOOLS WILL
OPEN ON NEXT MONDAY

Especial Dispatch TO The Journal)
LAGRANGE, Ca, Sept. 3.-When
school opens next Monday in this city
with superintendent C. L. Smith in
charge, the following teachers will be
actively in authority of the various
grades and schools in this city: High
school, T. G. Polhill, principal; Misses
Stella Bradheld, Alice McFarlane, Anee
Sneed and Mrs. Rebecca Allen. Common
school, Misses Juliet Tuggle. Matte Nc
Gee. Kate Bruce, Dollie Curd, Mary
Crowder. Mary Nix, Julia Hampton,
Ruth .Tuggle, Gussie Bruce Lulie Hud-
son, Maud Patrick. and Mesdames ]. E.
Witherspoon and Emily p. Smith. East
Lagrange school: Miss Maud Erdman,
acting principal; Misses Mary Davis,
Echo Corless Corfnne FARRELL Unity
school: Miss Fleming Ward, principal;
Misses Louise Vaughn, Kate Floyd, Will
ibef Moncrief and Martha Ware. Hin
Street school: l.. A. Hawkins. principal,
Misses Juliet King, Julia Gilmore and
Leyla B. Mound and Mrs. Hattie Haw-
kins. Union Street school: Charles II.
Kelley, principal; James e. Brown, Miss
es Ida Pinkard. Louise Allen and Mabel
Harrison and Mrs. Mary Walker.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
MOTORCYCLE OFFICER
KNOCKED OFF MACHINE

Motorcycle Policeman Tom Watson lies
painfully injured at his home at 3SS Cap
itol avenue as the result OF being struck
BY a stone on the Lakewood road near
the Central OF Georgia railroad crossing.
He was thrown violently from his ma
chine. which ne was riding at a fast
clip.
1t is thought that the missile which
struck the officer was thrown by one OF
the gangsters that fnfest the neighbor-
hood near the federal prison. He was
thrown several feet from the motorcycle
and rendered unconscious from the shock.
His hack was severely injured and there
were cuts on the officers body.
Shortly before 10 O'Clock Tuesday night
Policemen Watson and Wood were sent
on their motorcycles to answer a tele-
phone call near the locality where the
rock was hurled Wood was riding in
advance of his companion and upon
reaching the railroad crossing stopped
TO look around
II was then that he missed Watson
and rode back 70 ind him lying about I'D
yards distant by the roadside in a SEMI
CONSCIOUS condition. The machine was
several feet away The patrol was sum-
moned and aWtson carried TO his home.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
CLUBS CANNOT KEEP
INTOXICANTs IN BULK
Judge PendIetOn Charges New
Grand Jury-MuSt Probe
Primary Expenses.

Locker club have nc right to keep
intoxicants in bulk for sale to their
members. but they have a right 10
keep Individual stocks that members
and their friends can use" declared
Judge John T. Pendleton. in charging
the new grand jury impanneled on
Tuesday morning.
Except for this statement Judge
PendIeton made no reference to the.
clubs in his charge.
He stressed the law, which calls
for the publication OF the expenses OF
candidates before the state primary,
telling the jury that it is part of its
duty to see that candidates make the
detailed statement Of their expendi-
ures before the expiration Of 70 days
from August p. when the last county
primary was held. So far no expense
accounts have been filed with the SUI
perior court.
]. S. Pryor was named foreman Of
the grand jury.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-09-06
John Murray Is Slain
By Two Sons of Man
CONVICTED of Murder
Especial Dispatch to The Journal0

Especial Dispatch to The Journal
NASHVILLE, Ga, Sept. S.-Pink and
Homer Haywood, brothers, killed John
Murray, of Commerce, on J. A. Bord-
ers' farm, six miles east of here, Sat
urday afternoon.
The Hegwoods had been employing a
minor son of Murray on the farm. and
had refused to give up some clothing
they had bought for him. Murray came
up to see about getting the clothes
and found the Haywood brothers un-
der the influence of liquor.
Pink Haywood and Murray got into
a fight, in which Haywood was getting
the better of Murray, who was beg
ging for help. Homer Haywood, who
was some distance away, ran up and
struck Murray a blow on the head
with a bottle and he fell over and died
in a few minutes
4 coroner's inquest was held Sunday
and the Hegwoods were held for the
crime. They are in Homer Jail and
viii be tried at the September term of
Banks county superior court
After the killing the HegwOods Sc
cured a Winchester rifle and defied ar
rest for several hours. but when Sher-
iff Henderson reached the scene of the
crime they gave up and went to jail
They are brothers of John Haywood,
who is under sentence Of death for kill
ing a man named Whitmire, in Haber-
sham county last winter.