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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
COLDS VANISH
The Sensible Overnight Remedy
For Sensible People.

After you have upset your stomach
with pills. powders and lvile nostrums
and still retain possession Of that ter
rible cold. do what thousands Of sensi-
bic people are doing. Do this:
Into bowl three quarters full Of
boiling water pour a scant teaspoonful
Of HYoMEl pronounced high-o-me)
cover head and bowl with towel and
breathe for FIVE minutes the soothing,
healing vapor that arises.
Then 90 to bed and awake with a
clear head in the morning. HYOMEl
does not contain opium. cocaine or any
harmful drug. A hottie of HYOMEl
Inhalant cost 80 cents at Haynes q
Taylor and druggists everywhere,
Guaranteed for catarrh. asthma. Group
and catarrhal deafness. J25eS
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25

There Is more Catarrh In this section OF
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a great
many years doctors pronounced 1t a local
disease and prescribed local remedies, and
by constantly falling to cure with local
treatment. pronounced IL incurable. Sci
ence has proven Catarrh to be consti-
tutional disease. and therefore requires
Cure. manufactured by F. J. Cheney g.
Co, Toledo. Ohio, Is the only Constitu-
tional cure on the market. 1t Is taken In
ternally In doses from 10 drops to tea
spoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
! and mucous surfaces OF the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case IL
fails to cure. Send for circulars and tes-
timonials.
Address: r. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, q.
Sold by Druggists, 7bc.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
FINGER PULLED OFF.
Painful Accident to Trigg County
Farmer.

Vernon Bridges. a young far
mef living near Maple Grove and
son of Henry Bridges, happened
to an unusual and very painful
accident one day last week. He
was out getting up wood. and
while fastening q Chain to a log
the team started and caught his
first finger on the l,'l hand Boz
tween the chain and the log and
pulled il OF at the kuac,'o joint,
and also so injured ,.e leader
that IL had 10 be tai % out near
the elbow. TIL .,.ug ham s1t-
fercd intense pain. and 1t will be
several week before ne cutlreiy
RECEIVERS from the injury.
CadiL Record.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
What 10 Prayed For.

An old darkey who was asked II In
his experience prayer was ever au-
swered. replied: We'll. sab. some
pra'rs is ansud an some isn't-'pends
on what yo' asks TO. Jest arter do
wah. wen it was mighty hard scratch
in TO- de culled brudren. 'bsarved
dat w'enebber pway de Lo'd to sen
one O. Massa Peyton's fat turkeys TO
de ole man. dere was no notice took
OBJ de partition; but wen I pway dat
he would SEN de old man TO- de tur-
key, do ting was tended to befo'
sunup mex mornin' dead sartin."
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
PILES! PILES! PILES!

Williams Indian Pile Ointment wi
cure Blind. bleeding and Itching Piles.
II absorbs the tumors. allays itching
at once, acts as poulticc. gives in
slant relief Williams Indian Pile
Ointment is prepared for Piles and
itchlng Of the private parts. Drug
gists, mail soc and Sl.O0. Williams
Mf'g. Co.. Props.. Cleveland. o.
Sold only by j. II. Orme.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
Dead Woman Found
currounded by Pets.

New York. Jan. Is. - When
the Cead BODY of Mrs. Margaret
Wright, 70 years old, was discoy-
cred in her home in Brooklyn
last night. 35 hungry dogs and
cats, which she had befriended
were found running about the
cold and cherries house. Since
her husbands death, 10 years
ago, Mrs. Wright had lived a life
of seclusion, friendless animals
which she took in and cared for
being her only companions.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
First Of French Monarohs.

History comedies that Clovis l. Wa
the real founder OF the French mo&
archy. although his father. Childerie.
held some sort of tribal rule over
part of the country which was De-
tined TO become France. Clovis vas
a progressive king and vastly extend
ed his domains during the period O
his rule, from 4S1 to GIL. de maoe
endless war on surrounding triose
and took territory right and LETT ~
conquest In 493 Clovis took Paso
by storm and thereupon that city -
came the permanent seat Of u
French government
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
Industrious Hen Hatches Chicks
In Zero Weather

Mrs. William Quick, Fourteen
tn and Spring streets. Jefferson
vile, is the posessor of an indus
trious hen and a dozen fine little
chicks Just fresh from the shells.
About three weeks ago the hen
stole away to the barn, made a
nest and began the task of hat
ching a brood. Zero weather
d d not affect the arGor oi Tie
fowl and yesterday Size can t
of he nest with twelve chick
ems.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
Famous Makers OF RuaA

In the cities OF Harput and Sivas
are several frms engaged In the
manufacture OF rugs OF tho best Grade
and quality. In Sivas there are 500
looms. with about 1900 operatives.
and IN Harput about one-third that
number of looms and operatives
Nearly all the output OF the Sivas
iooma is cold In Europe. whilo the
output OF the Harput looms In ship
ped 20 America
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25

Medicines that aid nature are aiws VS.
most effectual. Chamberlain Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. 1t allay s
the cough. relieves the lungs, opens the
secretions and aids nature in restoring
the system to healthy condition
Thousands have testified to its super
Tor excellence. Sold Ly all dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25

Constipation is the cause of many
ailments and disorders that make life
miserable. Take Che mberlain's Stom-
ach snd Liver Tablets, keep your bow
els regular and yud i'll avoid these d.
seases. For safe by all dealers.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
Marrying Among the Pilgrims.

WaTry'H1 NWon0 tHS F'uT'W1
The Pilgrims-of Plymouth Rock
'ame-did not believe In living single
long after the death Of a wife or hus
band" says Rev. Mr.. Doran. q New
England pastor. The mother OF
Peregrine White. the frst while child
born in America, was married to Gov
winslow when she was only II weeks
widow and he eight weeks . wid
over"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
READY TO ACT AS
PALLBEARERS FOR
ENEMY
Senator James Says Dem ocrats
Will 0fficiate at Repub-
lican Obsequies.

Senator Ollie M. James was a
guest of honor at reception
given last night in the audi
forum of The Seelbach under
the auspices of the Kentucky
Colonies Club. w. j. O'Hearn,
president of the club, presided
over the meeting, and Senator
James was introduced to the
members of the club by Mayor
w. y. Head.
THE Democratic party has
attended the funeral of every
party that has been born in this
republic, and it stands ready to
act as pallbearer for the Repub-
lican party next fall" said Sem
ator James.
Referring to wool tariff sched-
ules, the speaker said:
This is the only country on
the face of the earth that taxes
that which means warmth to
the human body. Even Russia,
brutal, arrogant, uncivilized,
levys no tax upon WOOL.
Senator James describes how
the Democratic party inaugu-
rated the movement for the in
come tax law.
in my judgment, the income
tax law is the fairest law that
has ever been written" he said.
1T means that the wealth Of
the country will have to bear its
portion Of the expense. Thirty
States in the Union have adopt
ed the amendment proposed and
more are in prospect, and by
this time next year, when they
are all, or nearly all, in line, to
the Democratic party will come
the glory for having challenged
a mighty army of millionaires."
Louisville Courier Journal.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25

II your stomach feels uncomfortable
from overeating. or from food which
dissgrecs with you. take IlERBlNE. IL
settles the stomach. strengthens the
digestion and rclaxes the bowels
Price soc. Sold hy J. II. crme.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
YOUR DRUGGIST
STOPS THAT itch

II you are suffering from Eczema.
Psoriasis or any other kind of skin
Nrouble, drop into our store for in
slant relief We will guarantee YOU
to stop that itch in two seconds.
A csc trial bottle will prove it
We have sold other remedies for
recommend more highly than the well
known compound of Oil of Winter
green. Thymol and a few other in
gradients that have wrought such won
This compound, known as d. ID. D.
Prescription, will cool and heal the
itchy, burning skin as nothing else
can. Get a regular bottle and see-oA
cur no-pay offer,
j. n. oRME.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25
TO FARMERS.

| can not receive any more
tobacco until next Thursday
week, Jan. 18th, 1912, and
then only one load from each
farmer. r. II. KEMP.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25

Said py . Cynie.
To talk really well TO a woman. one
mas TO be In love with another John
Aasef1eld
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1912-01-25

l"?FEss...,e.s sAeLc EYt. saline
Gae'1 f9r Nothing but Sao Eyes
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09
w. c. T. U. NOTES.


1t is sad to think of men who claim
their freedom to drink the occasional
glass of beer, wine, or cider, are in a
measure responsible for the human
slaughter produced by the drink habit,
Their occasional glass gives favor to the
drink system and their influence becomes
4 stumbling block to others. The Christ
an men who advocate licence, those
whose influence and vote are for the sa-
loon worketh i'll to his neighbor Christian
men and women who take the occasional
glass. The followers of Christ who are
Indifferent to the temperance question
come to be aotuated by that love which is
fulfilling OF the law. If Gods law per-
meated the church of Christ there would
be an awakening to the awful danger of
the youth of our lard and struggle for
freedom from the tyranny of the liquor
traffic. The inherited appetite for strong
drink is one Of the sins of the father visit
ed upon the children. Tempted on every
side it is not strange that many thus
cursed are ruined by drink. Voters and
fathers take warning.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09
Religion was mostly
He'll until it produced
enough heretics to i'm
prove it.--Geo. H. ay-
lor.
CHILE-CON-CARNE.
BY the Contributing Editor.

wasn't one OF the 500 representa-
tive people who listened to Mr..
trickler's lecture on Christian Sci
ence Sunday week. But it wasn't
because | didn't want to. My mortai
mind simply forgot it. Whatever
one may think OF Mrs. Eddy's men
tai VIBRATIONS, as set forth in her
Key to the Scriptures" there is no
denying that the lecture bureau oI
her church sends out some smooth
and capable takers, and from all /
hear Mr.. Stricken is one OF the most
capable OF them. That was evil
denced by the fact that those who
failed to listen to the lecture on Sun
day heard good deal about it on the
street Monday And ii they missed
that they were able to read a good
bit about 1t i'll the papers later i'll the
week. OF course all that one heard
was not laudatory OF Mr.. Strickle
religious theory. But that doesn't
matter. Excuse the word matter.
What a agandist-particular Il
religious propaganda wants is to
keep things stirred up. Mortal mind
whatever else it may or may not be,
Is mostly stagnant, and there has
never ben anything so good as relig-
ion to keep it from becoming petri-
hed.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09

By what | gather from the local
newspapers-and there was good
deal OF ii, considering that Christian
Science hasn't become popular
enough yet to get its sermons into
the papers without paying advertis-
inc rates-and from other sources.
the strong point of Christian Science
Is that ii produces a happy and con-
tented mentality; that it desti oys
fear and has restored harmony il
many homes that were discordant.
If it can do this it strikes me that
we all Ought to join. Religions, as
lar as | know them have produced a
good deal OF friction, both in homes
and between nations. Jesus himself
is credited with saying Il come not
to brine peace but a sword. And the
whole history OF Christianity goes to
show that he knew what he was talk
ing about. The fact is that Religion
was mostly Hell until it produced
enough heretics to improve it.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09

40 acre tract under Rocky Ford Ditch
$4,000 Equity in exchange for house and
lot in town or other approved property.
Enquire W. j. Jordan, Rockford. IS
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09

Mr.. Strickler may be a little IF
when he claims that Christian Sci
cncc will save us from all present
.roubles-from sickness and sin and
failure and unhapiness,' but I'm glad
o know that many of them are
mostly in our eye. And as for the
rest OF them, probably they're good
Tor us. What we are pleased to call
Bad is just the antithesis of what
we call Good and we could have
10 apprehension or appreciation OF
Good except for the contrasting
experiences that we call Bad" The
.oy OF having comes OF either Of
having not or the fear OF losing. As
poet has figuratively and beautiful
y expressed it:
The flowers spring by the tears that
fall
From the sad face of the skies.
And there would be no joy at all
Were there no weeping eyes.
a friend recently sent me a postal
,ard with the inscription:
This world that were 4 livin' in
Is mighty hard to beat,
You get thorn with every rose,
But amt the roses sweet"
| sometimes think the thorns ale
somewhat ont of proportion to the
-oses. and perhaps Christian Science
AN help us balance the thing up. Put
It will be a cold day for all OF us
when the followers OF Mrs. Eddy put
I'll the other preachers out of bust
less. and there is no more Misery 10
scratch our Happiness on.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09

Perhaps | am not treating this sub
iect with the seriousness that it de
serves, 1t isn't quite fair, perhaps,
to harp on the intangibility OF matter
as the only tenet OF Mrs. Eddy's re-
lieion And yet it is the one on
which all the rest OF her philosophy
HINGES. There isn't much in name,
10 be sure. A rose by any other
name would smell as sweet. But the
fact remains that if we didn't have
what we call tooth we would never
have what we call toothache, and |
can't for the life of me see how call
ing i, 'mortalmind' helps things
much
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09

medicines and perpetual motion.
And that is not all, for C.-S. claims
to be able to cast out fear and cure
business worries. For Instance: If
you have a note coming due at the
bank and your deposit is quite low,
all you have to do is to "concen-
trate', and that's the end OF it. It's
no matter" The best that ordinary
religion has, been able to do in a case
like that has been to let the fellow
who holds the note worry. 1t doesn't
pretend to lessen the amount of wor-
rying.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09

Mr.. Strickler tells us that Chris
tan Science drives out fear. I'm
not sure that we always want fear
driven out. Just sitting down in a
dentists chair will sometimes cure
toothache. And when man can't
be C.-S. the next best thing prob
ably is to be &C; which in this
case might stand for scared-cuss.
I'm ready to approve OF anything
that will guarantee to cure a jump
inc toothache, but until l have more
light on the subject | will have to be-
Iieve that it's the worst thing i'll the
world to sit down and Concentrate
on it. If you can screw your cour-
age up it is better to let the dentist
do the conc entrating.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-02-09

Mr.. Strick1eT laid good cal OF
emphasis upon the nationality OF his
-eligious theory. There are others
who think it the most irrational relig-
on they ever heard OF. | incline TO
he belief that Christian-Scien is a
great Improvement on the older
aiths. tho it may have some things
yet to be desired in the way OF ra-
tionality. Nearly all the new relig-
.ons have been improvements on the
Did ones. Where this is not the case
IT will generally be found that the
lew ones are only exaggerated phas-
IS OF old ones, that have taken on new
males. In SO far as religion is
really new it is really better than an
bid one, and mainly because it has
ess religion i'll it-and more moral
ity.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1912-04-11
MAINE is SOLID

Bangor Me- April candidacy Colonel Roosevelt will be supported by
First
n
for a
the pledged Roosevelt
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1912-04-11
PROGRESSIVE CLANS
TO F0RECATHER
IN HELENA
ADVOCATES OF ADVANCED PRiN.
CiPLEs WILL HOLD RoUS.
ING MEETING.

Helena. April Especially The
general state meeting of the progress
sive republicans of Montana is sched-
uled to be held tomorrow in this city
and good attendance Is promised
from all over the state A business
session Of the members Of the pro-
gressiye league will be held in the
forenoon and In the evening there will
be big public meeting In the audi
torium.
II is expected that the gathering
will be attended by representatives
from every county and an overwhelm-
ing Endorsement of progressive prin-
ciples Is to be given. Judge II. X.
Chendle of Lewistown will address the
evening meeting.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1912-04-11
COUNTY LAW ALL RIGHT
SAYS STATES COUNSEL

Helena, April To- Especially THAT
the creation of the counties Of Hill
and Blaine has not satified all the cit
izens OF those counties became known
today when Attorney General Galen
delivered an opinion to Governor Ed
win l.. Norris, holding that the act un-
which the new counties was created Is
constitutional. Attorneys for certain
citizens Of Hill and Blaine requested
Governor Norris to direct the attor-
ney general to inquire into the organ
ization OF these counties and institute
proper proceedings to determine
whether or not they are organized as
provided by the constitution OF the
state of Montana"
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1912-04-11
EL|HU ROOT FIGHTS
RECALL MEASURE
FOR JUDGES
REPUBLICANS OF YORK STATE
URGE FOR TAFT, BUT 90
NOT INSTRUCT

Rochester, y, Y April i0.-Thc re
publican party of New York state IN
convention here declared today for the
denomination OF President Taft and
adopted resolution urging the states
delegation 10 the national convention
to yotc 10 that end.
T'c Taft presidential plank found
an opponent only In city Comptroller
William q. Prcndergnst of New York,
Roosevelt delegate. who made u Wig
orous speech against the platform and
declared President Taft could not be
reelected. The platform was adopted
viva voce with only a few dissenting
votes from the i.li5 delegates
United States Senator Root, one OF
the big four" selected to go To Chi
cago, Was the chief champion OF the
platform and delivered speech in
which he made a vigorous defense df
the judicial system and SHARP at
tack on the recall of judges.
Today's session WIZ given over en-
tirel" to speeches on the platform By
senator Root. james w WadsWorth.
former speaker of the assembly: Mr..
Prcndergast and job Hedges OF New
York city.
After the vote on the platform and
the selection Of delegates at large and
their alternates, the convention ad-
journed.
stale Chairman William Barnes, Jr.,
made statement tonight declaring the
platform to be IAN earnest, sober APP
peal to the electorate that it's viii
should he expressed through mental
confidence and deliberate judgment
bilious declarations"
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1912-04-11
/, R, URGES PEOPLES RIGHT
TO DECIDE FOR THEMSELV YES
Roosevelt Takes Up Cudgels Against Judi
ciary Association.
LAWYERS OF NEW YORK CORPORATION EMPLOYEES
Sgnes Of Roll Of New Organization, Calculated TO Combat
the Spread Of Ideas Concerning Recall Of Judges and
Referendum of Certain Class Of Judicial Dec-
sions Have Records Of Trust Service.

Philadelphia, April 10.-Across the
state Of Pennsylvania from Pittsburgh
TO Philadelphia. Colonel Roosevelt Went
campaigning today, making his appeal
for support at the primaries on Sat
urday. II was the liveliest day OF the
campaign thus far. In no other state
that he had traversed since he began
his fight has he found the crowds so
large and demonstrative.
Wherever he spoke, Colonel Roose-
welt asked the people to do on Satur-
day what Illinois did yesterday
We knocked them over the ropes I'm
Illinois," he said, "and | want them to
take the count in Pennsylvania"
The colonel referred for the first
time to his view upon the outcome of
the fight. saying:
'If we win In this fight. as | be-
lieve we will, want you to remem-
her that our success must be made to
turn for social and industrial justice"
In his address here Colonel Roosevelt
made a detailed exposition tonight Of
the questions which he has propounded
In regard TO the courts. He again di-
rected severe criticism against Joseph
tChoate. John G. Milburn and the other
New York lawyers who have formed
an association to combat his ideas. He
said these men. whom he termed "em-
battled attorneys for the defense OF
special privilege" in taking the posi-
ton they do, max edly champion
vested wrong
lie said they are standing cheek by
jowl with our worst representatives Of
politics when they seek 10 keep the
courts In the grasp of privilege and
the politicians"
These worthy gentlemen" he added
Speak as IL the judges were somehow
imposed upon us by heaven and were
responsible only to heaven"
Later Colonel Roosevelt brought in
The name of President Taft. He as
serted that this country would not be
a good place to live in II we permit
our government to be twisted away
from Its original purpose and to be-
come q government such as Mr.. Taft
Mr. Choate, Mr.. Lorimer, Mr.. Mil
burn, Mr.. Penrose. Mr.. Guggenhein
and their allies wish to make it-a
government by corporation attorneys
on the bench and Off the bench.
As Colonel Roosevelt was whisked
across the state he found crowds al
the larger points Of such size thai
many persons were unable to get with.
IN hearing distance. In Johnstown
Altoona, Harrisburg and Lancaster thu
streets almost We're impossible.
When he reached Philadelphia an.
other throng was waiting for him
-Four hundred policemen lined tn,
streets to keep back the crowds alont
the three squares from the station /,
the hotel. The Metropolitan operi
house, In which he spoke tonight, wal
filled an hour before the colonel's ar
rival and the street In front of tn,
building was crowded. After com
pleting his main speech. colone
Roosevelt went to the Labor Lycenn
In Kensington, In the northeastern sec
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1912-04-11
II Wasn't There

THEAPNESS in printing is not everything. There
- is a limit below which the price cannon 60, con-
sstently with good quality. One day last week
man brought job to The Missoulian Print Shop for
an estimate. The figure given him was $l2 He
telephoned back that there must be mistake he
had the job done for $6 in Butte year ago. He
told that he would better get it done there again
was impossible for The Mssouan to do it for less
than SIP. The man said he would send to his agent
in Butte to get the work done at the old place where
he got the S6 Job. The matter dismissed as set
tied. Yesterday the telephone rang in The Mssou-
liam Print Shop and this message came over the wre
Go ahead with that job. My man went around TO
that shop in Butte and it wasn't there That is the
way with the cutprce offices They there very
long. They go out of business. In The Missoulian
Print Shop the first consideration is quality The
price Is guaranteed to be as low as consistent with
good work. The price is Mssoua price for Mis-
soua work and the money you pay for it is spent in
Missoula again.