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The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25
YOU MUST PAR.

For. value received / promise TO pay.
That is the language of the promis-
sorry note you signed Your promise
to pay is predicated on the fact that
you have received value for it
Which Is like human life.
You have signed no promissory note
to do and be what you ought to be
and do. but You are under obligation
just the same.
life Is Shylock.'
The fact that you are alive is a
promise to pay for value received
for living. And If Shylock demands
the pound of flesh nearest your heart,
why, only mercy can save you from
that penalty.
You must pay.
You cannot get something Cor moth
Ing. though you may try to cheat ever
20 much. You may not be required
to pay on the spot, but somehow.
somewhere. next year or the next
some time-you must pay what you
owe.
Because yon have received value.
What have you received?
Life! And probably more than thai.
You have received strength. or talent,
or grace, or ability, or beauty. For
these you must pay principal and in
terest. And woe to you II you try
to default on your obligation.
& you have strength you must use
it-use Il not only for yourself to make
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25
new TALES
THAT ARE TOLD
Not ENOUGH Discount.

A good many years ago Marse Henry
Watterson and the late Colonel John
z. Fellows. one time district attorney
of New York county, wandering about
Washington in search of little re-
taxation, came upon a senatorial poker
game, They both wanted to sit in.
but this was game for big money.
and they were told toskeep away.
However, Marse Henry and the colo
mel were bound to get their relaxation,
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25
Revivina a Libel.

Rex Ellingwood Beach. Chicago's not.
ed author and playwright. was talk
ing the other day at the Chicago Ath-
letic club about the cities Of America.
philadelphia he said, lis celebrat-
ed for its homes. Los Angeles for its
climate. New York for its wealth.
Chicago for
For its girls feet" a journalist in
terrupted.
'.No, no." said MIR. Beach, with a
laugh. THAT libel is dead. 1t has been
dead for years. But it was terrible
while it lasted. Why, during my law
school days | heard New York law
yer declare that his typewriter was a
Chicago girl with such big feet that
she had to- back up to door to ring
the bell."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25

The other day man. came to my
door with samples of apples he was
selling from a wagon.
'Are they all like, those you have In
your hand?' '
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25

1t is stated that more men every
year. especially in the cities, are using
nair dyes-the vain men!
Ri,t
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25
A Lame Defense.

Representative Martin w. Littleton,
discussing the Sherman law with a
Pittsburgh reporter, said:
You can't defend this law. Its de-
Tense is as lame as that of the man
who defended the widow.
"a widow of very overbearing tenn
per was about to marry again. A man
said OF her at lodge meeting:
Dear me. that tarmagant! /
shouldn't want to be her second hus-
band. would your
Then the Widows defender an
swered lamely:
well. I'd rather be her second bus
band than her first-'n
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25

and they organized a two handed game
and played until the next morning.
Then they quit for breakfast AS
they entered the hotel dining room
Marse Henry said: John, as figure
Now, John. I'll call it square if you
win buy the breakfast"
Henry" replied Fellows. you are
a regular Shylock. The discount isn't
big enough."-Saturday Evening Post
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1912-02-25
OVERCOME.
There's the Wright brothers.

There's the Wright brothers.
When those boys we're running their
little bicycle repair shop I'M Dayton, o.,
and were making experiments along
the line Of aerial flight the croakers
said: Invent machine heavier than
cir that viii fiys It can't be done.s
It was done
And It was done by overcoming OBJ
etacies that others believed to be In
surmountabIe
When Cyrus Field proposed to lay 4
path for intellieence on the bottom -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
II ADMITTED TO THE BAR
Semi-Annual Examinations
in Madison.

Madison.-Seventeen of SO appli-
cants who took the semi-annual bar
examination here recently were sue
cessful, according to the report of
the state board of examiners.
Col. L. J. Rusk, secretary of the
board, has announced the following
list of those who will be admitted to
the Wisconsin bar:
George A. Bowman, Milwaukee;
Chester H. christensen, Portage;
Hugh M. Ferguson, Oconto; Harry
w. Hartman, Milwaukee; Charles
P. Hermann, Milwaukee,; Frank A.
Hooper, Crandon; Louis H. Kroenig,
Milwaukee; Frank j. Kusta, Milwau-
kee; Harold Metcalf, Milwaukee;
Oliver l.. O'Boyle, Milwaukee; Jo-
seph A. Padway, Milwaukee; N. E.
Pardee, Wausau; Marion F. Reid,
Hurley; John E. Roets, Milwaukee;
Clarence Teitgen, Manitowoc; Her
bert E. Toeller, Milwaukee; Bert f.
linn, Milwaukee.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
MERRILL LOSS ENORMOUS
Heavy Rainfall Compels inhabitants
TO Seek Shelter on High Ground
One May Have Lost Life.

Merrill.-The worst food in the
history of Merrill struck the city ow-
ing to the heavy rainfall of the previ-
Gus twenty-four hours.
The damage here will amount to
over 100000 alone and the damage
in the valley will run into the mill
ions, many dams being reported
washed out. The dam at the paper
mill of the Grandfather Falls COM
pany on the Prairie river went out.
The dam of the Merrill Railway and
Light company was partly blown out
to save the power house, the boiler
room of which has already partly
washed away.
William Wiley, an employee, was
unable to escape from the building
before the overflow struck it and as
it is impossible to reach him it is
not known whether he, is drowned or
not Several of the other employees
had miraculous escapes. The break
ing of the paper mill dam caused a
food in the lower part of the city,
families being rescued from their
homes in boats, whistles were sound
ed to call rescuers together.
Thousands of cords of pulpwood
and excelsior bolts, boat houses and
boats have been washed down
stream. The STANCE public park is
totally submerged. The Raul Hub
factory and Jacoby Excelsior mill are
under water. Tracks are washed
away for miles and there will be nc
train in here for several days. PEG.
pie going to their work from one end
of the city to the other are COM
PEELED to go in boats. Factories and
mills are unable to run. The city
will be in darkness for several days
owing to the damage to the power
plant
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
MIL AUkEE BANKS MERGED
First National Increases Resources to
$2e, 100000 by Purchase of
Milwaukee National.

Milwaukee. - A consolidation Of
two large banks has been effected by
the purchase of the good will and
business of the Milwaukee National
bank by the First National bank of
this city, BY the purchase of the
assets the deposits of the First Ma
tional bank have been increased
about 100000 to $22,725,345 and
its resources to $29,258,2O4.56, ac-
cording to the figures of the last pub
lished statements of the two banks
on June last.
Its entire business and assets have
been taken over, and the business
of the Milwaukee national bank will
be conducted at the Office of the First
National bank. The First National
bank has also assumed all the de-
post obligations of the Milwaukee
National bank.
More than s4,000,0O0 in cash.
checks and securities were transport
ed in automobiles from the Milwau-
kee National to the First National
bank and afforded an unusual sight
to large crowd on the streets.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
PLAN DEFEAT OF SOCIALISTS
Milwaukee County Democrats and Re-
publcans Decide to Place a
Fusion Ticket in Field.

Milwaukee.-With the avowed in
tention of defeating the socialist par
ty in Milwaukee county this fall, a
fusion plan for all county offices was
adopted my the republican and dem
ocratfc county committees.
A resolution, adopted unanimously
by the democratic committee, and
with four dissenting votes by the re-
publican committee. directs that
democrats shall contest at the pri-
maries for the offices of sheriff, reg
lister of deeds, county clerk, and
county surveyor, and that the repub-
licans shall contest for the offices of
district attorney, clerk of courts,
county treasurer and coroner.
If members of the two committees
and individual citizens of the Fifth
congressional district. who conferred
after the meeting of the two county
committees, can agree on plan
there will be fusion also on the con-
gressional nominees.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
NEW LONDON UNDER WAITE
Wolf and Embarrass Rivers Overflow
Banks and Residents Have to
Move Farms Submerged.

Appleton. The flood waters of the
Wolf and Embarrass rivers, from
the recent heavy rains in Shawano,
Oconto and Landglade counties, have
reached New London and the Wolf
river raised over two feet in twenty
four hours, while the Embarrass riv-
er at New London came up about
fourteen inches in the same length
of time.
Part of the city of New London is
under from one to three feet of wa
ter, the residents being compelled
to move to the second floor of their
homes and to use boats as the only
means of getting away from their
homes.
The water is running about two
feet deep over the floors of over 100
houses and many are moving out in
boats to the higher ground on the
south side of the river.
Hundreds of farmers in the low
lands in the northern part of Outa-
gamie and in Shawano and Waupaca
counties will lose their entire crops.
Thousands of acres of cabbage and
potatoes are under several feet of
water.
The food waters will not reach
Lake Winnebago and the Fox river
for several days, but the only dam
age then will be to the low lands
about Fond du Lac, Oshkosh and
Neenah. the high banks of the Fox
river being able to withstand all the
water coming down from Lake Win
nebago, and that body being so large
will not raise more than a foot or
two at the most.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
ORGIES IN CAMP ARE DENIED
Brig. Gen. Hoyt Declares Stories of
Revelry by Militiamen as Utterly
Lacking in Foundation.

Tomah. Brig Gen. r. w. Hoyt of
the great lakes department of the
United States army, acting under or
ders from division headquarters at
Chicago, investigated reports con
corning misconduct of Wisconsin and
Illinois militia and regulars the day
before the starting of the blue army
on the ten days maneuvers.
In statement he denies the re-
ports and joins with Adjt.- Gen.
Boardman of Wisconsin in declaring
the reports absolute fabrications. Of
ficers of the regular army detailed
to act as umpires state that the dis
cipline of the blue army before has
been admirable at all times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

Milwaukee.-The Wisconsin Bank
ers' association at the closing session
of its convention here Endorsed a
resolution voieing disapproval of the
present state income tax law on the
ground that it discriminates against
Wisconsin capital and Wisconsin in
dustries.
II an income tax law is necessary,
members of the association hold that
1t should be national measure.
The proposed compulsory guaran-
tee OF bank deposits also meets with
the opposition of the state bankers.
A plan of mutual insurance of bank
deposits is held to be preferable to
guarantee feature
The report of the secretary
showed membership of 735, en-
Dracing every bank and trust compa-
ny doing business in the state, with
the exception of twenty-five. The
membership is sixty-five more than
year ago.
The following officers were elected:
President-E. A. Dow, president
of the State bank of Plymouth.
Vice-president, Fl. A. Moehlen-
pah, cashier of the Citizens bank of
Clinton.
Treasurer-H. G. Flieth, cashier
OF the National German American
bank. Wausau.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Wisconsin News Briefs.

Racine - The county building,
erected in 1876, is being vacated and
within few days the razing of the
building will begin to make room for
the new county building. County Of
fiicials and others occupying offices
in the building have prepared for
removal of all documents and furni-
ture in the building to the old tele-
phone exchange building, which will
be used as temporary county build
ing until the new one is completed,
which will be in about eighteen
months.
Beloit.-Charles Blint, a farmer Of
Chester, Ia, never saw a fire alarm
box until coming to Beloit He went
to mail letter and called the fire
apparatus. After the mistake was
explained, Blint's error was forgotten
and forgiven by the authorities.
Denmark. While employed on
building at Married., Adolph Boha-
eek was struck in the face by ce-
ment block and seriously injured
The block was loosened from its fas-
LSnlUS Oh Il wall.
Manitowoc.-Jaek Sitka, Manito-
voc, was stabbed and killed in a sa-
loon row here. Joseph Kramer, who
is alleged to have stabbed Sitka, was
caught in Cleveland, Wis, the next
day.
Watertown. Frank White,
painter of Spring Green, took ten
grams of strychnine with suicidal in
tent. 1t is believed he was despond-
ent because of i'll health.
Fond du Lac.-Marjory Wagner
two-year-old daughter of Peter Wag-
ner, farmer residing near st. Peters
drowned in foot Of water in tank
used for the watering of cattle.
Madison.-The railway commission
has ordered an increase of 10 per
cent in the rates of the whitehall
and Bruce power companies.
Sheboygan.- Rrepski, 40,
strolled over to a school yard across
from his home, piled UP a consld-
cradle quantity OF dynamite, attached
a fuse to it, laid down on the dyna-
mite and lighted the fuse, closed his
eyes, and parts of his body were
found a block away.
La Crosse.-An explosion in one
of the buildings of the La Crosse Gas
and Electric company resulted in the
wrecking of the building which had
been used as machinery room and
plant Office and the injury of four
men by burns.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
PROHIBITION PARTY
COMP LETES TICKET
C. [. Hill Heads Slate as Can
didate for Governor.
NAME TWO FOR CONGRESS-
Nominees fer State Legislature Are
in Field in Nearly Every District
Chain to Be Notified of Presiden-
taI Nomination at Waukesha.

Milwaukee. - The prohibitionists
expect to have a complete county, as
sembly, senatorial, congregational
and state ticket in the field at the
fall election. Nominations We're made
at private ward meetings.
Charles l.. Hill of Rosendale will
head the ticket as candidate for gov
ernor. Joseph V. Collins, Stevens
Point. has been nominated for lieu
tenant-governor; H. j. Moves, Mus
coda, for secretary of state; Charles
Edwards, Ashland, for state treas
urer; and Herbert S. Siggeiko. Madi-
son, for encouragement.
Congressional nominees chosen are:
Fourth district, William r. Netho-
&c; Fifth district, Augustus G. Fors-
ter.
Legislative nominations are:
enatorial-Fourth district, Wal
lace R. Drought, East Milwaukee:
Sixth district, Emil Thoms; Eighth
district, Carl Lund.
Assembly-First district, R. j.
Roberts; Second district, Leo f.
Jeanne; Third district, J A. Muir
ray; Fourth district, P. M. Norgaard;
Fifth district, John w Stone; Sew
enth district, G. w Finnern; Ninth
district, F. F. Wolfe; Tenth dis
trict, Charles Wendt, Jr; Eleventh
district, l.. A. Willis; Thirteenth dis
trict, George H. Schultz; Fourteenth
district, G.. G. Porter; Fifteenth dis
trict, Adolph Koehler; Sixteenth dis
trict, Fred III. Sporleder; Seven
teenth district. Fred o. Rooster;
Eighteenth district, Lee A. Mcintyre;
Nineteenth district, DR.. H. A. Mount,
West Allis.
Eugene W. Chain, prohibition can
didate for president. will receive the
official announcement of his nomin-
alton at Cutler park, Waukesha, on
Aug. 10. d. G. II. Meade, New York,
who was permanent chairman of the
prohibition national convention at
Atlantic City. will make the address
of notification.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Sire Sweens sister Saw.

Sturgeon Bay.-The village of
Sister Bay practically was wiped out
by fire Friday night, four stores, a
large hotel and one residence being
burned. The loss is estimated at
$4,000 with insurance of about
$4,000. The losers are: Henry
Pleek, hotel, $4,000; Frank Bunda.
two stores. $1,000; Mrs. w. Bunda.
store, $4,000; Frank Smith, build
ing, S1,500; Andrew Roeser, resi-
dence, $4,000; Louie Lerner. stocl,
of merchandise, $4,000.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
MARX EFT REPORT.
Milwaukee, July 81. 1912.

milwaukee, July 81, 1917.
Butter.-Creamery, extras, Csc:
prints. 26c; tirsts, 24@24sc; Sec
onds, 22@23c; renovated, 23@24c:
dairy, fancy 23c.
Cheese - American, full cream,
new made, twins, IA II q 15c; Young
Americas, 15@ 15Ac; daisies, 15@
15Ac; longhorns, 15Q15Ac; lin
burger, IS OBS nc; brick. 14kc.
Eggs-Current receipts fresh, as
to quality, Is DISC; recandled, ex-
tras, 20 a 21c; seconds, 1905
Live Poultry-Fowls, 13kc; roos-
tiers, &c; springers. 17@19c.
Potatoes-Wisconsin sacked, on
track, 5O@55c.
Wheat-No. 1, northern, 1890
Iii; No. 2, northern, 1.OS@1.1O;
No. 3, northern, LOG.
Corn-No 3, yellow. 75Ac.
oats-No. 3, white, safe; stand.
ard. 53Ac.
Barley-No. 3, soc.
Rye-No. 2, 74c.
Cattle-Bu Butchers steers, 5000
500; heifers, 1000 ZOO; cows, 4.9O
@6.4O; feeders, 5.5O@6.OO; calves,
8.75409.75.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers, 1855
QS.O5; fair to best light, $3.50
$40; pigs, CTS @7.5O.
Sheep-Lambs. 1000 ZOO; ewes.
3.25@3.5O.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Want Baker law Renealad

WATERFOWL. -Important legislative
measures were acted upon here at
the convention of the State Retail
Liquor Dealers Protective associa-
ton. All of the measures pertain to
the trade, and the most important
is that asking for the repeal of the
Baker law. The saloon men want a
law passed making it misdemeanor
for an Indian to purchase intoxicants.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Professor Loses Divorce Suit.

Madison. J. Pritchard,
former instructor at the University
of Wisconsin, was refused a divorce
from his wife, Roberta E. Pritchard.
by Judge Stevens. The court gave
Mrs. Pritchards divorce and exon
Grated her from the charges of in
fidelity made by her husband. Judge
Stevens holds Pritchard responsible
for the trouble in their home.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Gen. Bragg Left So nnn

Fond du Lae.-The will of Gen.
Edward S. Bragg, who died June 80.
has been filed. The estate consists
wholly of personal property valued
at $4,000 and is left to the widow
and two daughters.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
%. $40 Autos Licensed.

Madison.-The records of the sec
rotary of states department show
that stree the first of the year the
state has issued licenses for 22,730
automobiles; 1867 motor cycles and
Ss7 licenses for dealers in automo-
Giles and motorcycles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Cron outlook Excallan,

Fond du Lac.-Reports from vari-
Gus sections of Fond du Lac county
indicate bumper crops of barley,
oats and potatoes. The barley acre
age is somewhat less than last year.
The yield. it is believed, will be
around thirty bushels to ar acre.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

The conspiracy TO oust Tho ho,,,.
oy beginning with the pannier not
having succeeded. it is now proposed
to do the trick by having plaits in the
hobble. They seem determined TO
make women use more cloth someway
or other.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
charge Crosslngs pangerons.

Madison.-The town of Waterford
in Walworth county. has filed a COM
plant with the railway commission
charging that two railway crossings
in that county, near Honey Greek ana
Lake Bulah, are dangerous.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
eaxfeld Has IS 600 Eir.

Bayfield, fire destroyed the dry
kilns and warehouse of the Bayfield,
Fuel and Lumber company causing
loss of $4,000. A strong wind put
the business part of the town in dan
ger fro mthe flames.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Potato Blight Feared.

Neenah.-Reports from the potato
country in central Wisconsin are to
the effect that growers fear this will
be season of blight and for that
reason special preparations are be-
ing made to fight it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

"Hobble skirts" says an investi-
gator. were worn in early Biblical
days" Evidently one of the reasons
for the destruction of sodom and Go
morrah
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

Quoth woman novelist: 1T takes
clever woman to keep out of matri-
mony." But II mere man would
keep out of wedlock he must be moth
ing short OF genius.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

One of the courts has decided that
a woman who steps off backward from
a street car has no claim for damages.
The wife of the Judge who rendered
the decision must be slim and OBJ
servant.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

China insists that II she borrows
any money she must be allowed to
spend 1t in her own way. If the lend
ers do not like that they need not
lend it. This seems reasonable.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

An exchange tells us that France
is training eagles to attack aeroplanes
Far be it from us to contradict anv.
body, but the man who invented +hst
story has all the Qualifications ~
successful fisherman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

The New York walters who several
weeks ago organized strike have ap-
piled to their former employers for
work. They found tipless world a
cherries one.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

An attempt to raise a considerable,
fund of money for the New York teach.
er who accomplished the gigantic
work of equalizing salaries in the
schools. has failed lamentably. Post
facto gratitude is the rarest thing
known tc modern science.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

Once upon time there lived man
who really enjoyed his vacation, but
that was in the ancient days before
the summer hotel had been inflicted
on humanity.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

Some people are born famous, some
achieve fame, but girl in Newport
won the easy way by wearing an auto
mobile veil floating FIVE feet in the
breeze.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02
Would stralrhten RaIIrnad

Madison.-The 500 railway has
fled a request with the railway corn
mission to relocate and straighten
its line northeast of Heafford juno.
ton in Oneida county.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

Cincinnati is proud of Its woman
teacher in a vacation school who UNI
pires baseball games so fairly the ire
of the bleachers is never aroused
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

Only the female mosquitoes prey on
human beings. and sometimes we are
led to believe that the females out
number the males by 100000 to l.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

kissing may be dangerous. as our
physicians say, but little danger
now and then is relished by the best
of men-and women.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

A Cleveland man has invented
steel car strap" that will not carry
germs. While he was at it, why didn't
he invent few seats instead?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

The anti-kissing crusade may be all
right in its way. but 1t strikes us
that a great deal depends on the age
and pulchritude Of the kissee.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1912-08-02

A vacation would be beneficial to
hard working mortal we're it not for
the fact that 1t takes two weeks to
recover from it.