The evening world., 1912-01-31

homes; ponder IL ana puzzle II out X
YOU cana truly hyphenn'ed society
indy dancing with an ursin~ ons ter
who might have squeezed tho very by
phen out Of her name.
ARrvor RUSSELL READY TO
SLAP THE GRIZZLY.
While this prodiwious dance was IN
rogres Artist Russell held his breath
and turned dcathly palo. but at the
Same time hi. plump white hand Gripped
ncrcsiy the hilt OF tho scimitar In his
heit Had only one OF Mrs. Allnn-som-
mers ribs cracked under the furry mon
s,er's hug Mr.. Russell would have
rushed In with his vorpel blade and
transformed . living bear into . very
tasty doormat. However. a. Mr.. CHUCK
connsrs might say. DE bear looked
like he WIS full OF hop an de only way
Iey could make i'm sprint wus 70 jab
pins In I'm"
TIE party was really an "ApAohs Din
rrr.'' n ths recipients Of invitations
whispered about IN police circles that .
fsaiiy risks AFFAIR impsndsd. Twenty OF
more Of the dsvilish blades that haunt
tie Russell studio ana participate In the
psb0Aouob0 uipN ~
jackson 0ouraud were TO appsas In the
role Of real Apaches. looking ten times
- vile and wicked and cunning and dss-
rerats a. the most abandoned criminals
OF the puraisus Of Par1s.
Was u any wonder ufsn that Commits
sionsr Waldo suggested that some aes-
ihstic member Of the FORCE be sent
AROUND 10 prevent b~hcodshed n exc
cute . RATA n he saw anything SHOCK
ine Lieut.. Tisrnsy Of the Elizabeth
street station. got tho assignment. bor-
iowsd . scarlet necktie. . sache bag and
a pair Of yellow Md gloves and went
around. Twice 1icrnoy disiocated his
Jaw yawudnG. but ~ stuok 10 his post.
tearing that " he went ava some ruff
naa sf the siuIns might glide In through
tho doos and drop dead of friEht or
patchovli. or from some other deadly
aus
NO REAL APACHE COULD WITH.
orAN0 THE sH0ck.
TAOs Chinatown Apachss Of ours"
sa1A TGrnSy. are awful timid ousses.
ana 4 a q them buttsd In on that
VIA eunoh Of Artist Russer's they
ooul1n't a-stood mo shock"
That the Apache dinner should he held
In Chinatown ~ due to . subtle idea
OF B1mund Ruassil. Chinatown ~ 10
very ortsutai. you know. and there Ia
somsehing truly Oriental In ths Occi-
dsntn1 wtoksdnsss Of the Apache. Now
wA0't eat . charming paradox. MIR.
Ru0eh = s-s-s-s-so original. the dear
feuOR
q so0ss. Mrs. Allan -sommer wa,
'oine hoSe or. II you prefer. Join,
hoSesaA. The !~uvitations were issuet
In As names Of both and they state,
mat Ill the guests must como In Goa
tune and look and act a. much likv
ApaaAss and Apaohesesscs as possible
II one don't really have the figure To-
II. way IN Oriental costume woui,
servA Naturally. u you belonged q
The nonuity you Just couldn't look Tx
IN Apache md there wa nothing ief
- II ~ TO como in mutt! and wea
our orders and ribbons 1t was to-
mrch TO ask one Of noble blood to maxi
rn as a common person and eat cho,
suev with chop-sticks.
Yes. indeed. there were q lot o
omit and bsrons and one or tw,
hNFrltn PllfNt's INV tll~ VI pIliltt u
Russia Il Just ms exalted q handle n
HAT OF Colonel IN Kentucky and "
has o Il on good authority that n Russia
prince car etand up to his vodka wit
any Kentucky colonel that ever lived.
Thirty odd b~sroncsses and countcsse
sat dow TO the BIRDS nest soup on IN
side OF the table ana between each pa
~ noblewomcn sat a Russell Apache q
grim and lowering visase. Mrs. Jackso
Houraud sat opposite In a heavy han
~ princesses.
MR.. RUSSELL SAID SOMETIME
REAL CUTE,
A hush fell upon The ~asscm5lage a
the slippered Celestlais brought IA "a
birds nest soup. Mr.. Russell arose 1
all his portly dignity. clank,ng wit
scimiters. dagscrs. pistols and othe
Apache Weapons that protruded fro;
his silken sash. He wore his customar
maroon plush coat and khaki trolser,
a lace handkerchief in each can.
wrist watch and the classic frown h
borrowed from DR.. parkhurs, when IN
as Mr., Garner, m~onkoyoloc.s pIo
cavned h!U) AJAX Q; theology a,,endc,
a Russell slniaa tea q fow VEGA al.
Fellow Apacaes,' guotA Mr.. Russc.
this IL real birds nest soup. ] trus
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