Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-04


II looks like speeds the only thing
Fer which some people strive:
That rushin at their topmost speed
Is what keeps them alive.
Folks eat an sleep an work an play
Upon q schedule fast,
An try 70 clip a second OFF
Each record TO the last.
Thar surely amt no good in such
A tearin'. ragin haste,
Fer ies' aB sure as eggs Is eggs
Haste alters does make waste. Rural
Philosopher in Arkansas Democrat
o . .
BfNG--Somebody sat Barth
again.
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AFTER ALL. you can't blame the
office holders
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MEANWHILE, a few laws are man.
aging 20 squeeze through.
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Two-THRDs OF your life. says
an advertisement IN spent IN your
APRIL didn't please even the base
ball fans.
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THAT CHAMP CLARK song ought
to be sufficient In Itself 60 nominate
him
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NO ONE SEEMS 10 be asking about
the attitude of Richard Achilles Bal
lipger In this scrap.
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GRANTING THAT only nine out OF
ten men on the Titanic were really
heroes It isn't bad average.
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THAT DISTINCTION between good
aud bad trusts Is not yet perfectly
clear &c us.
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APPREHENSION Is a regular pas
Fenger on the Transatlantic liners
these days.
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If THE NEW campanile in Venice
also stands for a thousand years there
ought to be no complaint
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/ A GIRL HAS the advantage OF us
/ Ia that she eau make "A name for her
self merely by getting married
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THE MAN we are all most interest
led In Is the man behind the campaign
fund,
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THE RIGHT or free speech al
least doesn't seem TO have been In
/ fringed In this campaign.
; O . .
Z A MAN is NOT necessarily hot
( hot stuff because he orders iced tea.
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IT DOESN'T take a clairvoyant to
tell your fortune by looking at your
bank account.
clothes. Some Of Us may feelingly
remark that most OF that two-thirds
! Is spent IN the same suit.
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| OLD MAN PEAVISH says that ne
notices Il Is alters the Joy riders that
come 10 grief at the end Of the run.
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! TT HAS COST New York $4,000
10 keep Thaw IN the Matteawan asy-
lum. bnt Il would take three times
that sum to keep him quiet.
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IT REALLY isn'9 exactly clear why
ia county sheriff should get three
times the compensation OF the gov
ernof OF the state
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| WHEN iT COMES 20 really busting
ans trusts the honOrs also seem about
even between the president and the
Iex president.
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AN AUTOMOBILE always stops
when Us fuel gives out. The same
cannot be said of the political spell
binder.
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RECIPE TO KEEP from getting
lonoly--have three or four book
agents collect from you regularly on
the lnEtalIment plan.
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THAT THERE are other worlds
where they do big things Is called TO
our attention by the fact that they
are building a railroad thousand
miles long across the desert Of Aus
tralla.
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MR.. UNDERWOOD Is now calmly
allowing attention 10 be drawn 10 the
fact that his grandfather migrated
from Orolon, Conn, TO the south. II
will now be up 20 him. however, 10
explaln why grandpa left New
England.
COLONEL ROOsEsVELT, says
ManGeer Mckinley, Is a supreme ego
fist, an arch demagogue, traitor and
puryey0r OF falsehOods, We npprc-
bend that n the campaign lasts much
longer ana one word leads on 20 an
other. these candidates and managers
and SO forth will end by calling each
other opprobrlOus names.
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