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New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
FEAR MORE TONG WARFARE
Delegation Visits Waldo-Pris
oners in Custody of Coroner.

Chinatown warfare became a tale Of two
cities yesterday, when it was discovered
that Len Chu Jung. of No p Pell street,
the Chinaman shot dead at that address on
Sunday afternoon, during the progress Of
the Four Brothers New Year dinner there,
had recently come from Cleveland, whittier
he had gone on a mission for the on
Leong Tong. of which he was member.
The present war was brought about II
was said yesterday by a member of the
peace committee which is trying 10 put an
end TO tong wars in Chinatown. az result
Of the gambling feud between the on le-
ongs and Hip Sings. Jung. the dead China
man. went to Cleveland. and his presence
there was accepted by the Hip Sings as a
sign that their rivals were trying 70 get a
foothold in the gambling monopoly which
they hold there
1t was as a result Of this that the war
broke out afresh, II was said, despite the
efforts Of the committee to preserve peace
between the tongs The dead Chinaman, 4
was said had trusted to escaping rccogni-
tion when he went TO the New Years din
ncr on Saturday, as ne had been away
from town for a long time and not active
IN tong andllS mere. II "d" InouEhl 'H"t
some Hip Sing recognized him as an old
enemy and took his life in reprisal for the
shooting Of last week when Hip Sing
was killed.
Six Cinnamon were arraigncd before
Magistrate House i'm the Tombs court in
the morning on account of the shooting.
Three of them were remanded to the coro-
ners' Office, charged with homicide, and the
other three were remanded there as ma
terial witnesses.
1t was said by member Of the peace
committee that this last shooting had scTi-
Ously upset the plans they had on foot to
stop war in Chinatown. a delegation Of
the committee was TO visit Commissioner
Waldo to enlist his personal aid, but the
fear was expressed that nothing could stop
further outbreaks as a result Of this shoot
fpn
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
GIRL Welded FOR SPITE
Wouldn't Dance with Hush band
Day After-He Asks Divorce.
lBy Teiegraph 20 The Tribune.l

IBy Telegraph to The Tribune.l
Boston, March 1S.-When Norman K.
Innis, of Cambridge, elOped, at the age
of eighteen, with girl sweetheart year
younger he thought they were both
quite romantic. Now he knows differ
emily.
Il only married you to spite another
fellow" she told him the day after, ac-
cording to what he in turn told Judge
Quinn in the divorce court to-day.
Il and my wife were married in 1907
he explained further. 1T was secret,
only the bridesmaid being a confidante.
left my bride at her home that night,
The next night l met her at a dance ana
she refused TO dance with me. Then she
told me about the other fellow
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
]. P. MORGAN GIVES $4,000
Sends Check from Abroad to Tuber
culosis Preventorium.

The tuberculosis Preventorium for Chill
dren announced yesterday that 1t had re-
ceived a check for 5000 from j. Pierpont
Morgan. The following letter to Marcus
NJ Marks, founder Of the institution, ac-
companied the check:
Dahabeah Khargeh, Feb. q. 1912
Dear Sir: Mr. J. Pierpont Morgan has re-
ceived your letter of January p. and has
much pleasure in sending you his check
for $500 in aid of the tuberculosis Pre-
ventorium for Children. Yours faithfully,
A. c. BROWN, Secretary.
In addition TO this it was announced that
$4,000 more would be required to add two
open camps TO the new buildings OF the
preventorium. with a capacity for sixty
four children. This would make the total
capacity of the preventorium 236 children
at a time, or about 500 a year.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19

With Spring over the horizon
at last. there are lots of men
stranded without any Spring
clothes
Men accustomed to the very
best clothes the most expensive
custom tailors can make. gI1l
Here's relief! Mi9l
Spring overcoats ready to
slip on to-day; Of as fine and
exclusive fabrics as any custom
tailor can show.
Cut, making and fit you see
for yourself before ordering.
And not only are we ready
to show the conservative fabrics
and styles which most men
prefer M
We've more good novelties
this Spring than many year
has shown in Spring overcoats.
Belted backs; soft rolling
lapels; split" sleeves; raglan
shoulders.
New fabrics too; blues in
many shades; Scotch cheviots
and new weaveS in black and
Oxford grays.
S18 to S45. g.s
Spring suits ready too, =
Spring neckwear in new de-
signs.
Spring shirts in new pat.
terms.
Everything Springy for men
and boys.
ROGERS PEET & COMPANY,
Three Broadway Stores
at at at
Warren St. 18th St. saith St
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19

Destination and steamer. Close In NY = NJ.
Jaran Corta China jyia Scattc)-
sado Mara ......'............. Mar. 2I G: 80
Huwaii Jalan. Corra. china. Philip
rinos lvfa san Francisco Chiyo
Maru ...................... Mar. o. 9 80
Japan Corea, China wa Seattle
imccric ''......................M Mar %. 80
Hawaii 1via san Franrscol Sierra. Mar -. 30
Jauan Corea. China. Philippines
Via VictoriaD Empress Of japan. Mar. 20. $50
Tahiti Marqucsas. Cook Islands.
New Zealand. Australia Wil san
Francisco, Natal ............. Mar. 20. 6:3O
Tahiti MArqucsas Cook Islands.
New Zealand. Australia Cvia san
Francisco) Tahiti .............. Mar. %. $50
c.ia san FRA, Francisc,r Mar %. o:3O
Gi cisco,IU : tronspori ~ ...".. Mar 81. G3o
Hawaii FIJI Islands, Samoan ISL
ands New Zealand. Australia (via
VIctorlaD-Zcalandil .............Apr IL, 6 80
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
STEAMERS AT FOREIGN PORTS.

Glasgow. March l7-Caedonia GBD. New York
via MOyillc.
Naples. March II -Carmania tBr)' New York Via
Madeira; Italia tBr), New York.
Hayre. March l6-Prins Willem III Dutch.
New York via West Indies and Venezuela
Hui, March i7-Bufralo BD New York via
Portland
Dunkirk, March l5r-Florde Gr), New York
Alden March l7-Nandaa Ger, New York via
MALTA for Singapore and Philippines
DeIaroa Bay March i5--C1au Macintyre (Br),
Nrw York via ST Vincent, Y, Cape Town,
Monteyideo. March IG-Migue de Larrinaga (Br).
New York Via Newport News
Manila March l7-City OF Naples Br New
York Via Port Natal.
SAILED
Gibraltar. March Is 10 m-Carpathia (Br)
(from Trieste. etc), New York
Dundee, March 1s-Clan Macmillan (Br), New
Fumc' March la-Alberta (Aust), New York.
Bremcn March 10. IL y m-Koenigin Luise
RIO de Janelro, March 1e-verdi (Br) New
II Michaels, March 17-Trent (Br) (from
Southampton Barbados Colon etc, and
Antwerp. March l5-strathblane (Br)., New
York; Vladimir Reitz tDan), New York;
10Th. Cayo soto (Brl. Cuba.
Rio de Janeiro. March 1G-Aton (Br) (from
Rosario). New York
HUI, March lC-Marengo (Brl, New York.
barbados, March I0-Clcment (Br) Cfrom New
York;, Para; 17th Christopher (Br) Grom
Pard) New York.
ST Lucia. March 16-Courtheld (Br) 0rom
Rio lie Janeiro), New York.
ST Lucia, March 15-Cranley (Br) 0rom
sydney W. via Port NataD, New
York
Colombo. March l3-Indradeo (Br) 0rom
Manila and sngapore). New York.
Cope Town, March 14-Anglo Bolivian (Br)
(from New York via ST Vincent. c W.
Melbourne. etc
PASSED.
Gibraltar, March lT-Karema (Br), New York
for Algiers, Bombay etc; Venezia (Fr),
New York for Naples and Marseiles
ScilIy. March Is, Il -Kronprnz wilhelm
(Ger), New York for Plymouth, Cher
bnurg md Rranou
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
WEsTcHEsTER FAIR NO MORE
Property of Association To Be Sold al
Foreclosure Sale in April.

The famous annual Westchester County
Fair is thing of the past, as the property
of the Westchester County Fair Associa-
tion is 10 be sold at foreclosure sale by the
Sheriff IN front Of the Court House IN White
Plains on the morning OF April 10 Edward
y. Long. director. has a $4,000 Judgment
against the association. and the property
is 10 be sold TO satisfy IL. The association
has been losing money for years
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
THE REV. T. c. EGE STRICKEN

The Rev. Thompson &. Eye. rector OF the
Protestant Episcopal Church, at No 1856
Clerinont avenue Brooklyn. is dangerous
ly III at the Volunteer Hospital He was
on his way home when he was taken sud-
denly Ill at Broadway and Fulton street.
and patrolman sent in a call for an am
bulance. DR.. Savage, who responded said
the clergyman had been stricken with apo
plexy.
Mr. Ege 10 seventy-six years old.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
FIRE POSITIONS ARE EXEMPT
State Civil Service Commission Ap-
proves Action of City Body.

Albany. March 1s.-The State Civil Service
Commission has approved the action of the
New York City Civil Service Commission
classifying In the exempt schedule the posi-
tions Of chief, deputy chief and chief in
spector in the New York City Bureau of
Fire Prevention. This department was
created by an act passed by the Legislature
last year.
Appointments TO the various places In the
Bureau OF Fire Prevention were made last
week by Fire Commissioner johnson, sub
ject TO the approval Of the classification by
the State Civil Service Commission.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
TO ANALYZE BROKEN RAIL

In order TO determine the cause OF the
wreck OF the Twentieth Century Limited re-
Gently. IL was announced at The office OF the
New York Contra; Railroad yesterday, the
big steel rail thrown from its Led has been
sent to Washington for analysis by the
United States Bureau of Standards.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
nni 6rEnA e

Tonight, N--FhII II-CnICoED VptTI O'--"t"'r7
of the Madonna. White. B"Tut Bassi mmarc"'
VITu.rv BlIdL Gen'i Mus Dir. Campaninl.
We'd Mat ut Prices from IJc 10 $3"p
Eohemp Giuck. Alteu. Martin, Giiy. Seguro'a
We'd a. S-tiGa. DestlHn, Clarss"ns; 'hruS"'
Scotti Didur Rossi Etda. Cond, IosC4hlhl.
THURS ~ i5-LOheIgrin. Fiemstad. MatZen-
gurr. Iurn, " ell. With,rspOOn, HinshaW; htttZ
Fri AT S-Iaust FarTar. FOrnid, MattleId'
JnTu Leuard Rothier Cuud.. SturanL.
sat Mat. at Mona. Homer, Fornia: Mar
tIr ReIsT Murphy Gris.vold. Hinshaw, Wither-
spoou Ruysdacl Cond. Hertz
sat. ~ S-Pop. Prices-TroNDtore. Rappold'
ClaaSzcus. SlcZak. AmatO. Coud., Sturanl.
Next Mon. at .3O-Meistersinger. Gadsk"
WirkLim: SleZak We'll. GrswOld, GoIiZ
p.Iss Uinshaw COnd.. Toscanini
Turs Eyg. at Special Perfce-Double
piIl" Cny Rusticana and Paglacci. Drstinn,
Al'cu. MaubourR. Caruso. Martin. Anato' GlIIy'
HARTMAN PIANO USED
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
WIRELESS REPORTS.

The Chicago, reported 730 miles east OF
sandy Hook at GO a. Yesterday, Is OK
pcctcd 20 dock Wednesday forenoon.
The oscar H. reported as 30 miles east Of
SANDY Hook az 100 a m yesterday. is cNpe Ted
% dock Wednesday forenoon
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
TO DAY

O-DAT.
Mail Nesse!
Vessel For Line closes sSils.
Advance CFisruI1l Panama II 81 m 300 IN
Rotterdam X rIam. HOli-Au. --- 1000 a m
Yruuri Guantanamo. Ward. 1900
Mohawk. Jacksonville. clyde. .- 100 IN
e II Moutgomery Saw. say. 300 p IN
WEDNESDAY. MARCH ~.
sIustluia. Liverpool Cuulrd. --- 100 q M
VoItaIr. Elhia lampt q ~ G.O IA g 80 a
ZuIia la ,unyra Rcd - ... $50 q ~ 200 ~
B.rmudiau. Bermuda. quebec 300 a M u :uu a In
Santa Marta. Colon. 4 + Co. 80 IN II ~ W
UouoTius. Montcyidcn. IIpus. II - m 300 m
Ali.. Trl.Stp. Austrian .........- 90 = IN
Aucona. Naples. Itailau.....- -- u -" a ~
Momus Ncw orleans So Fac 1900 ~
Iroqiois Jacksonville. clyde. r- l'p m
calinc Galveston Mallory ... / 90 D 80
THURSDAY, MARCH 81
t-sragp, Uayre French ..... ZOO M 1000 m
O,epna. Bcuuuua. Rer At. $50 m II n m
Marrn Castle. Havana, Nafd 300 mn l2'p m
AIIetnanula. IIayti, HIm.Nm. lsH" m 300 m
Roma. NapI,-. Fahrc. ,.r..-- --- 3:uo III
q Of Columbia, Savannah, saw = 3:H IN
Rio Grandc. Rr'sw' x. Mallory 100 m
El sud Galveston. s. Par.... -~-- l2.OO Iu
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
MARINE INTELLIGENCE,
MINIATURE ALMANAC
HIGH WATER.

NINA AtNi' NiSHIsN.>FAS'
surisc. G:Oj. sunset, G:I2; moon SETS 7:Os;
moons age, l.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
TRANSPACIfIc MAILS.

Mail on S. Lusr,ania closes at $50 p m to-
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
JAPAN SOCIETY.

Exhibition. Flower Arrangement ana baIdehlng.
HOTEL ASTOR. March Iith to 3lst.
TUESDAY. MARCH 18TH:
Chj-uo-yu Tea Ceremony, by Miss Harada'
200 to 300 y. n. Lecture on Ike e-hana
,Flowc. Arrangement by Miss Av"rill, a.
i.Au p. m. 80.
No-mai CClasslcal Dunce) and Donsek lNin-
iatur" Landscape Gardening with sands on
lacquer trlyl hy Miss Blattncr. and Lecture
on japanese Home aud It's Mistress, by Mrs.
RIattuer This l"ctur" H. illustrated WITH
stcr-optic icon views At $50 y. IN.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20TII:
Lecture on Cha-no-yJ tTca Ceremony ny
Misr kvcrili at I | 30 a. M. Lecture on Ike
hama tFIowcr Arrangement by Miss Ayerill,
at 30 y. m.
a mol nNIhJ Florence Nash. Joseph JEFF
lEsOLOi7lHLl fcrsou 4 Co. 1893" Boston
BVnu. u,, o5c iFadettes Cliff Gordon, oths
n a Ma QCA Julius Tom
s HlnHmSna Steger 4 Co. Wise x Co.
3"Dly MAJ zoe Willie Bros. and others
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19
OUTGOING STEAMERS.

'Brlngs mail
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19

Katahdin Brunswick: Caroline (FU. lIavre
lhimu tBp. Valparaiso via Norfolk; Pari
tGr,cbD Pirirus.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-19

Gibraltar, March IT-Karema (Br), New York
for Algiers. Bombay. etc: Venezia (Fr).
New York for Naples and Marsellles
Scilly. March Is, a m-KronprlnZ wilhelm
(Ger), New York for Plymouth, Cher
bourg and Bremen
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
MODERN "HELoTs."

In sounding again note of warn
ing against the reckless dissipation
of the coal-supplies of the British
Isles, Sir William Ramsay makes an
interesting comparison to show that,
thanks to its coal, tho people Of Eng
land are, family for family, four
times better of than those Of Athens
IN tn palmy day.. Each AtheniA.
family had, On tho average. ivc no
lots or slaves, to do its biddms.
Nov the "msn-pover" Of the coal
Annually consumed in Great British
smounts to III, 200. 900, and divid-
mg this by 1000, 900, tho number Of
families inhsbiting tho country, We
SOC that each Of those families has
working for it the equivalent Of
nearly 20 heloh.-Ycuth's Com
panion. kaE N
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
Criticism by Arrest.

The God-given right of the hu-
man race to disport itself insanely
lis not to be denied under any form
of government. If man makes
the angels weep, the angels do not
interfere with his fantastic tricks.
lANhe line of solemn farce, the
4rfest of actors in Philadelphia for
appearing in The Playboy of the
Western World" comes near to be-
hg, from an intelligent point of
iew, so preposterous as to be be-
ond the reach of adjectives.
ext TRANSACTIONS of Moliere will
lad to imprisonment for their
anders on French character.
Macbeth" is a libel not only
kainst Scotland but against the
podness of mankind. Why
|puld we allow our own Ameri-
On business men to be assaulted
4 the resisting power of our
men impugned in THE Easiest
hy," or our statesmen blackened
The Boss" or social sincerity
hbted in THE Faun"9 Let our
lily degraded theaters, of which
IRE are hundreds, 90 as at pres
undisturbed, but let us punish
th hanging serious portraiture
the foibles of our species.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
R0SEN'S TRIBUTE TO PRESS
Former Russian Ambassador Says He
Hasn't Been Misguided by Re-
porters In 35 Years.

When Baron Rosen, the retiring
Russian ambassador, took passage
at New York in the Muretania on
his return trip to st. Petersburg,
where he is to be minister of for
eign affairs, a reporter sought to pro-
cure from him his opinions on cur
rent events. Baron Rosen naturally
had nothing to say under this head,
but what he did have to say is worth
noting:
81 have spent 35 years in this
country, and in all that time I have
never been misquoted by newspa-
per man. 1 am, therefore, certain
that none of you will misquote me
now incorrectly, when I say that I
cannot speak on any public subject,
for 1 am still true to my training
as a diplomat" Exchange.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
RfSULTS TELL.


nenlts tell the tale.
A8doubt Is removed.
The testimony Of Mt. Sterling citizen
Can be easily investigated.
What better proof can be hadf
Robert Sheridan, South Queen
Itreet, Mt. Sterling. KY, says: II
have used Doan's Kidney Pills off
Ind on for two years and have
found them to be a remedy that
lives up to representations. Isuf-
|ered greatly from attacks of lum-
bago, some ofwhich were so severe
hat I could hardly get around. 1
bad pains through my back and
Kidneys, at times extending into
hy shoulders. l was also annoyed
by irregular passages of the kidney
|ecretions and / think that the hard
york on the railroad was respon-
|ible for my suffering. / was un-
ZAIeso find relief until / procured
Do6n's Kidney Pills at F. G. Du-
rson's drug store. They gave me
prompt relief and l continued TAX
By them until l was cured"
For sale by all dealers. Price
70 cents. Foster ilburn Co.,
buffalo, New York, sole agents for
be United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
nd take no other. 31-2t
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
WHAT STARTED THE CONFLICT
Gen. Fred Grants Story Told to Illus.
trste the Uselessness Of
Arbitration.

Gen. F. d. Grant, apropos Of the
uselessness Of arbitration as exem-
plified in the case of the Turko-Ital-
ian war, said the other day in New
York:
cit reminds me Of a story. Ac-
cording to this story, a war was go
ing on, and one day, the papers be-
ing full Of the grim details of a
bloody battle, a woman said to her
husband:
"'This slaughter is shocking. It's
fiendish. Can nothing be done to
stop it?"
"I'm afraid not her husband
answered.
"'Why don't both sides come to-
gether and arbitrate ? she cried.
" They did, said he. They did,
way back in June. That's how the
gol-durned thing started"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
SUCH A HoRRIp JUDGE.
The woman jury had been out fos

The woman jury had been out for
hours.
Tho judge looked tired, the clerk
yavned, the loungeCs slept
Tho bsilif. after listening at the
ksyho4e several times, shock his head
with q discouraged air.
And thn, quite unexpectedly, the
jury announced IL was ready to re-
port, and tho 10 women fled in.
Have you agreed upon . vu-
aist p the judge demanded.
Ths forelsdy nodded and smiled.
1--WE have agreed upon 10 verdicts,
your honor" she told him in her
hutelike voice.
you are discharged r roared the
Judge.
~Isn't it horrid !" said the women.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
COUNTY COURT DAYS.

Following is a list of days Couu-
ty Courts are held in counties near
Mt. Sterling.
Bath, Owingsville. I'd Monday.
Bourbon Paris. 1st Monday.
Clark. Winchester. 4th Monday.
Fayette, Lex ,gton, I'd Monday.
Fleming, Flemmgsburg - 4th
Monday.
Harrison, Cynthiana-4th Mon
day.
Madison, Richmond, 1st Mon
day.
Montgomery, Mt. Sterling, 3rd
Monday.
Nicholas, Carlisle. End Monday.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
AN SO CRY.

"My wife had three-minute cry
the other day that cost 49," said the
man, "but she says she got her
moneys worth, and l guess she did.
1t was her birthday. She had not
seen her mother for two years, and
in a generous spirit befitting the day
L had arranged that she and the old
lady should have a little chat over
the long distance telephone. 1t was
a dead secret. l had made all the
plans on my own initiative, and the
call came to her as a complete sur
prise. l answered it myself.
Belle said l, what do you
think? Your mother wants to talk
to you
"She nearly tainted. ooh, MOTHER
she shouted into the receiver, and
then began to cry. With the excep-
ton of occasional repetitions of ooh,
MOTHER that was all she did for
three minutes. l had it from her
afterward that her mothers vocabu-
larry was equally limited. Personal
ly l considered the interview a fail
IRE, but my wife insists that both
she and her mother had one of the
loveliest experiences of their lives"
New York Sun.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
QUEENS GOOD WORK.

Queen Helene Of Italy has been
called the babies queen, because she
is 90 devoted to her children. Sho is
very much interested in all that per-
tains to the welfare of children, and
helps establish hospitals for them,
being the patroness Of many that are
for the aid of children only. She
also helps the older girls, establish
ing schools for lacemaking and 9TH
erwise striving to make them self
supporting.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
NOT AN AusTERE HueuENor
new French Teacher at Wellesley
Used English When Her Finger
Was Punched.

In some recent "reminiscences of
the earlier and simpler days at
wellesley, when Mr.. Durant was vet
living, and showing an eager and
constant interest in the 300 lively
girls of his college family, Prof.
Katherine Lee Bates tells pleasant
anecdote of the arrival of a new
French professor, whose first appear
ance was at the dinner table.
She had been heralded for weeks
before by Mr.. Durants joyous proc
lamation of her high and lovely quail
tiles, her Huguenot descent, her ira
ditions of martyrdom, her heroic
type of piety. All eyes were strain
ing eagerly toward the doorway,
where, beside the gracious presence
Of Miss Howard, appeared a tall,
1.-the figure, with q dark, alert, laugh
ing face.
The impatient warders closed the
doors . shade too soon, and the
strangers little finger was caught
and pinched. Then upon our intsut
stiffness broks tho CRY, go goshl o
gosh p -, with oil the charm Of
French vivacity, the smsrting finger
was shaken high in the air.
Our ideas Of Huguenot austeritJ
Frightened from that moment.
Hsdsmoisslls's French and thc
German Of q more brilliant acquisi-
ton, Prof. Carla Wenckebach,
proved a. admirable as their English
was occasionally surprising.
One of the innumerable queer
phrases attributed to Professor
Wenckebach related also to q
pinched fnger-not her own, but
that Of a student. 1t had been
crushed by a falling window, The
professor wished to tell how severely
the finger had been hurt.
"The poor child!" she explained,
compassionately. ''Her window
dropped upon her hand and jellied
her finger to jam "-Youth's Com
panion.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
CLOSE CALCULATION.

at seems to me-" said customer
to his barber, "that you ought to
lower your price for a shave in
these hard times"
The barber shook his head sadly
and said:
"Can't be done. Nowadays every
body wears such long face that we
have a great deal more surface to
shave over p-Life.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
LET US SMILE.

The thing that goes the fartherest
n toward making life worth while,
That costs the least and does the
,most, Is just pleasant smile;
The smile that bubbles from
heart that loves its fellow men
will drive away the clouds of
gloom. and coax the sun again;
It's full OF worth and gladness, too.
with manly kindness blent--
It's worth . million dollars, and
dosen't cost cent.
- - Anonymous
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
REMARKABLE LACK.

mo glovesl That is most ex-
traordinaryP
swell, ma'am, we get out of gloves
occasionally just like other things"
"But, man alive, gloves by their
very nature should be things always
on hand"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07

Orville De Lay-How did 1 come
here? Why, in my auto, of course.
Miss Wearie-I guess papa was
right when he said that the auto has
come to stay.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07

-ysu'n - DsA hks s.s Of No
eouas day sssd the pstronisins sports-
mas - . nd VIE was throwing his
Inc fnto ths same stssaA-
Ties. sir." ~ answered. = Sposs
] VIM some aay. bat b'bsvs rd rather
TN smah and hsseh . fsy hsA---
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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07

Had dyspepsia or indigestion
years. No appetite, and what
lid eat distressed me terribly.
rdock Blood Bitters cured me. "
J. HI. Walker, Sunbury, Ohio.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1912-02-07
THEIR NATURE.

Goal strikes ought not to be con-
ddered big news"
"Why notT'
Because they are bound 10 be
classed as miner sensational"