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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

moved on the lawn, doing the wash
Ing and keeping your wife's dresses
butloned up the back When your
wife has company you win be called
In to go through lot OF stunts to
show how completely she has you uE-
der control. II looks as II you viii
live a long time-maybe hundred
years. So YOU will have 80 years Of
Jumping through the hoop and
speak Fido' cats. The sickly smile
you now wear viii get worse until one
cannot tell whether youNare crying or
laughing. Its too bad YOU are doomed
to hc handed this lemon, but take your
medicine like man, my boy-as a
murderer goes to the gallows.
Gilhcrt---lf YOU are going In for writ
ing poetry and popular songs, be
sure that your wife has a steady job;
or that your father is drawing a pen
sion one genius or family idiot Is
an the average family can support.
II used to be said "A poet was born,
not made" hut this has been changed
to "A poet IL born, not paid" If you
were born poet then the world IL
doomed to hear your song. A poet
always thinks he has a message 10
give The world-the message is gener-
ally sent collect" payment of the
charges being refused by the world,
hence II falls on the party of the ilrst
part 20 pay the charges The first Gu
cumbers- wlthout-salt spasm you Will
experience IN the dawn of spring. Is
viii be your place TO notify the pub
lie that spring is here with all the
grandeur and a little more. 1t is i'm
portant that you get this spring poem
out early In order that the farmers
can start their work. Your poem
should be cast the first warm day and
hand II in to the kind altruist editor.
The day the poem appears II may be
20 below zero, bat this is nothing. 1t
shows YOU are on the job and not lay
ing down as poet laureate. While
four hundred thousand poets have
sung the same song II is OF vital i'm
portance that yours come out.
You viii start in something like
this:
Down I'm valley Of verdure
Hidden by tall trees and plants,
Is "A little lake with power TO lure
And sooth me by its murmuring
chants.
II viii appear in print as follows.
after its grind through the linotype
machine:
Diwn n 1alley Il serux,
Bidden yb fall treeses and pants
Os little snake with the hour TO iure
And smooth me by its mourning rants
Then add fifteen more stanzas TO
tell how YOU lay in this vernal vale
beneath willow tree and INDUCED
In reyery about spring.
The public will hail this work with
Joy. Soon M the spring spasm is over
II Is safe to begin another warning
the people that sweet summer has
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

gone, This poem can be published
about July 10 the farmers can harvest
their crops before The season Is taken
from them, They VIII not miss tho
seasons until YOU get your dope into
print Goodble, Gilbert; God be
with you I'm we meet again.
Daisy-rhe fact mat you were born
In May does not signify that your life
rs going 10 be a picnic. Believe me
Daisy, ! hate 10 be pessimistic but I
cannot see any great amount Of sun
shine IN your lie; on the other hand
you VIII have 10 do some tall hen
scratching TO get through this world
without missing meal, II ! were
you ! would begin now and get In
days ratlons Il will not seriously i'm
pair the cogs ana cams of your di-
stye organs. cannot of1er you any
encouragement in getting man--you
having neither brains, looks or form,
weigh 290 ana only four feet eleven,
also having false teeth, false hair,
freckles, no money aud a wooden leg
makes very bad combination. Ac-
eordlng 10 statistics your chance Of
getting married would be about y Of
0 per cent. However, have hope,
there Is no telling when blind man
may come along. Don't worry or ag-
eitate yourself trying to remove the
freekles from your face. You would
not look any better with them Off
and with them left 10 YOU have AN
excuse for being honely. As broad
as your face In never try Ia look cute
or try 10 get fisky, its not becoming
one OF your size. You will meet an
oval-faced man wearing sorrel mus
tache and side whiskers, who will
make you present OF pocket
handkerchief. There win be nothing
about this handkerchief that denotes
extravaganza, but II will be a good
durable one that II taken care OF viii
last you great many years. ! must
tell you the terrible truth, Annie,
though II may cost you heart -pang
or two-this m N will not give you
the handkerchief for your hand, but
for your nose-as he can see yoh need
one. Many little things of this nature
viii come up through life. Don't be
misied into thinking you are being
flrted with. You will try to learn
how to skate, but you will fall and
break your leg. A doctor win be sent
for, but when he finds 1t is your wood
en leg broken he viii can a carpenter.
BE careful in life or some people
might think you COW. II you run
along and work hard You will prob
ably he able to keep your weitIt down
to 500 pounds; but if you try to he
cute and have dimplcs on your checks
there is no telling what will become
Of YOU. You would have made n
beautiful short-horned Durham COW
and could have been something IN
the world, but never mind. Annie, we
all get some kind OF a scald in life.
You can have one consolation; the
pallbearers will earn their money in
carrying You from the glass wagon TO
the grave.
Notice - Horoscopes cast, knotty
questions In the matrimonial skein
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07
IL TINS Is YoUR BIRTHDAY,

Take especial care Of your ho'lth
ana r, 60 avoid smak Illnesses, Tor
they may result m serious ones eau
ton ln an departments of Your daily
life is the message for the following
year.
Those born today win have impnl-
sive natures and viii ho quick To lmi-
tate other people, whether good ol
bad. Thcy should Dee lead away from
the habit ana taught to have au IA
dhiduauty of their own.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07
A GREAT YEAR N POLITICS.

" AHIlHNi ~ -
The campaign which is about to
open viii probably be more exciting
than any which the country has seen
since the clyn war, unless an cNccp-
tion he made In the case of that 81
1896. says the ST. Louis Globe Demo
crat. The issue iu that year which
involved the couutp's financial sta
hlluv. drew out larger vote In pro-
portion TO population than the coun-
try saw even In 1859 and, along until
the ballots we're an counted, the rcsuN
WINS In considerable doubt In 1919,
however. three parties win have 10 he
considered, for It Is to be presumed
that the National progrcsslNes Ia
their convention which opened In
Chicago yesterday, win place ticket
in the field. As this party IL TO make
a serious attempt 20 draw supporters
from both Of the old organizations,
ts national convention win be sure
to get wide attention.
In 1860 four presidential candIdat-
IS received electoral votes, but after
the split In the democratic party
which placed Douglas and Rrccken'
ridge In opposite camps the country
south as well as north. knew that the
republican candidate Wonld be elect
ed. Three presidential candidates re-
celycd electoral votes in 1892, Clcye-
land having 277. Harrison l45 and
Weaver the populist %. But the
populst diversion did not arouse the
interest which the Roosevelt bolt of
1912 commands In some Of the Yves.
tern states there was fusion be-
tween the democrats and the popu-
lists. Weayer's strength was almost
solely in the west His electoral votes
came from Colorado, Idaho. Kansas,
Nevada North Dakota ana Oregon.
lie did not carry all of those states
Oregon gave three electoral votes to
Harrison and one to Weaver. while
North Dakota's tally was divided
evenly between the three nominees
In the other states in which Weaver
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07
. l. E E p
Did you sleepless one, ever try dish of GRAPE
NUTS and CREAM just before bed?
Sure you never did or you wouldn't train with the
"seepless squad"

Bad Practice load the stomach with promscuous
Of ndgesoe because good.
Without Bulk food for the
concentrated that
will distend the stomach;
practically without
wholly the tissue
repairing ne-makng grainsthat
Phosphate combines
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07
WorIdIlncss.

Her gown ~ Irish lace
Form modlsh Paris came;
The hat that shades her face
From summers troplc, flame
Was made In Panama,
Her Jewels came from Roe.
Bought there by her papa
Aud then reset at home.
From London came her gloves;
An artist In Milan
Painted the little loves
That flutter on her fan,
The sunshade, green and gold,
Which she so DEITY furled,
From China came. Behold!
\ <oman Of the world
Robert Gilbert Welsh.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Give every party the right 10 nom
mato its candidates Ia ANY manner
It's members see III to adopt ana
hore win DO wonderful improve
ment In th. character of men who
VIII again appear Ia public life. Let
the present Infamous primary system
continue In vogue and the country
win 40 to The eternal bow woWs
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Prof Alex Tausey saws opportunity
jst seems set on tn front porch an
Wait for some folks. Alex is purity
cute fer a follcr that's allus taught
school an only been T. Niagra Falls
once. II you git anything these days
without Ncldn it's cinch somebuddy
| ns erred.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Possibly the old convention system
Of conducting party affairs made mis-
'nkes and occasionally some boss run
things over a time or two. but none
could do SO with impunity. forever
Sooner or later they all had TO step
down and out.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

wen now, let's see II We can't get
down To business for little while
and add couple of hundred new
homes 20 Tulsa daring the respite
from political activities which have
more or less occupied our time and
attention for the past month.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07
McCarlX Is OnlpoInlcl.

NEW YORK. Aug G.-Jim stewart
81 Broohyn outpointed Luther Me-
Carly. the Springfield, Mo-, heavy
weight In q ten round bout NJ Madi-
son Square Garden tonight
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

kansas the Sunflower state, is I'M
porting suuflowcr seed from German"
But Kansas will never have to Inn
port any politicians to run for office
or mix up its political dope.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

II III time n party was formed That
would stand by the representative
form Of government under which
these United States reached the high
est degree Of self-govarnment ever
attained by any country IN tho CIV
IliHed world.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

The smoke OF battle has not yet
cleared away. but when it does there
will be more dead and wounded on
the battlefield than survivors.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

You can always trust the people,
hut the people cannot always trust
the politicians who present themselv-
rs for consideration in direct pr-
mary.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

nntanrledi fashion ploates designed,
eplthats written up-tO-date, and
spring hats trimmed az cost this
week.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Is there anyone LETT who has any
faith In the direct primary system OF
political jonbew'
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Few boys grow into manhood Win
oui at sometime or other commitlihf
something that had better be- forgot
ten, but hc had better not engage 20
run for public office ln the state of
oklahoma under the direct primary
II he doos not want his reputation
picked to pivcs aud his remains
thrown ont upon the public highway
for the buzzards Ia hang over win
doubt and hcsitaucy as 10 whether
Il is even safe 10 make a m,Hl OF
them.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Now what do YOU think Of the pri-
mary system?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

W. NJ. Mccullough announces his candida.
cy for the office Of sheriff Of Tulsa County
subject to the will Of the republican voters
st the August primary.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Conn Linn hereby announces his esndi
dacy for the office OF County Judge Of
Tulsa County, subject TO the will Of The
democratic voters In the August primary.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07
"There'S A Reason"

POSTUM CEREAL CO.. LTD, RATTLE CREEK, MICH.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Ralsa +. Morley hereby announces his
candidacy for the office OF county judge OF
Tulsa county subject to - will Of the
democratic voters at the august primary.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07

Pat Malloy hereby announces hit can.
didacy for County Attorney OF Tulsa County
subject to the will OF the democrat voters
at the August primary.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-08-07
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

George O.. Rhyme hereby announces his
for the office Of Register Of Deeds
Of Tulsa County, subject 10 the will of the
voters at the August primaries.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-04-25
OLYMPIC'S VOYAGEToN.Y.
MAY BE SIDETRACKED

Southampton, Eng, April z5.-
Because of the disaster to the Til
tanic, the Olympic may be fore
ed to abandon her voyage to New
York.
The greatest vessel ahoat, made
so by the loss of her sister ship
that lies beneath the angry wa
tiers of the Great Banks Of New
foundland, is lying helpless off
Spithead where she was towed
by tugs yesterday.
Her 400 passengers are
aboard, and 200 more are waiting
for her at.Cherbourg.
But she cannot sail because the
White Star line has refused to
comply with the demand of the
stokers that she be supplied with
a sufficient number of seaworthy
lifeBoats to carry every soul
aboard in case of disaster.
When the Olympic reached
this trip, the company
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-04-25

i Massachusetts has asked for
extradition of Vim. A. Dofr, of
Stockton, Cal, wanted in Boston
for murder of George E. Marsh,
millionaire manufacturer. Dorr
has been shamniing insanity since
arrested at Stockton.
Taft got control Of Iowa Re-
publican state convention by Al
votes and will get that states
big Four"
Fifty-six homeless families Of
Witherbee and Moriah, N. Y. owe
lives to telephone operator.
Warned them of dam breaking
above Mineville, in time to es-
cape to hills. Every building
carried away.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-04-25

Never spoke after being picked
up.
Rhode Island G. %. P. state
convention has instructed 10 dele
gates for Taft, Congressman Ut
ter made a little speech, referring
to Roosevelt as the imam who be-
trayed his best friend"
Well, Utter can take some con-
ISOLATION in. the fact that the "best
friend is, now setting out to do
some betraying himself.
Interstate Commerce Commits
sion has ordered Pennsylvania
railroad to pay four coal compan-
les $13o,000for failure to provide
them with cars.
That is cheering news. One of
the favorite games of the railroad
crooks has been to crush out In
dependent coal companies by de-
nying them cars.
But of course this decision will
need to go to Taft's Commerce
Court, one member of which is
the Hon. Archibald. It probably
will have the Indian Sign engrav-
ed on it there.
VIM. F. Lafan, publisher of
N. Y. Sun, left wife estate of ST.
745,o61.
1t seems to pay fairly well to
be publisher of a newspaper that
always is friendly to the trusts,
Margaret Gribben, Burgetts-
town, Pa, marched Harry Tilton
out Of theater at point of revolver
when he asked her to remove her
hat.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08

posal nearly a million of the hardest
borsemen and Of the most perfect IT.
regular cavalry in the world, who espe-
ciallv n armed and led by Russia. may
once more sweep resistlessly over all Asia
and likewise continental Europe. Known
sometimes as the Blue Wolves, by reason OF
their mythical descent from that animal
and described for thousands OF years past
at Picking as the Horseback state OF
Asia. their entire life is spent on horse
hack. There is no circumstance OF Mon
col life in which equestrianism does not
plav a part. Courtship and marriage take
place on horseback. and when the Mon
gol warrior dies he is laid on his blan-
ket and his four best friends or nearest
relatives, mounted on their ponies. seize
each a corner OF the blanket and at
mad. wild gallop bear the corpse thus
through the night across the wind
swept plain to the nearest hills. where
he is placed in convenient ravine, TO ne
quickly reduced 10 the condition OF a
skeleton by those black clouds OF ravens
which are popularity known as the Mon
gols' sepulchres." just in the same way
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08

that his obsedules are entitled "the Mon
gors last ride"
In olden times the Mongol hordes car
ried the fire and the sword from the Pa
cihc Ocean clear across Asia and Europe.
and their rule extended from the Arctic
seas OF Siberia to the Indian Ocean, all
Hindustan being subject 70 their sway.
Chinese sovereignty has been of nature
to discourage though not To destroy
their warlike spirit. Russia IS certain 10
foster and revive 1t for her own purposes,
and I'm considering the future, not only
Of Asia but also of Europe. IL may be
well TO take into consideration as a by
no means unimportant factor the million
OF Blue Wolves just enrolled under the
flag OF Muscovy
E.X-ATTACHE.
Copyright 1912. by the Brentwood Company
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08

-BloomngdaIes, Lex. to Third Ave-, 59h to 6Oth ST.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08

See TO-day's Herald. Times, World, American for
Extraordinary Monday Morning Specials
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08
HOLIDAY SUGGESTIONS FOR
PARTICULAR MEN

PURE SILK SHIRTS
Excellent quality-all advance spring style
stripes-each IN handsome gift box
worth $3.50 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 8 q
ALL WOOL SMOKING JACKETS
Various colors-plain colors-reyerse
side Of contrasting shade
rolling collar-remarkable value. 900. 4 .SS
Finer TO I 40.
CORDED VELVET LoUNGING ROBES
best cOlors-roing collar
elsewhere S20-special. 4.9S
IMPORTED BLANKET BATH ROBES
IN fifteen different color combination
jacquards and stripes-eyery seam feed-
all siZes-everywherc else 500. ...... 8 Us
Other Embellishments and
foreign. 2. 40 to S.9S
ALL SILK SUSPENDERS-
all sorts OF strpes-new, live rubber
webbing-gold plated buckles
stitched ends-ln pretty gift boxes
elsewhere 81 40 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .SS
SOISETTE PAJAMAS-
White heliotrope. champagne. blue.
tan and pink-silk frogs-military neck
all sizes-handsome box free for every
two suits OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .O9
SILK NECkWEAR-
Ope1 ends and reyersible-tWenty -four
plain coors. also short bias stripes and
fg,lres-Pure silk Knit Ties in newest
styles also ncluded-many in handsome
holly boxes ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Special 40
Finer silk Neckwear to 40
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08
Music-Main Floor-Concert Orchestra in Restaurant
and Toy Department
WATCHES AS GIFTS

II YOUR thoughts are on a watch for
some friend, brother sister or any other
member of the family-here are values
YOU should inspect!
Mems Gold Filled Watches-hunting
case-engine turned or engraved
cases-wsrranted for twenty
years-Waltham or Elgin -
movements-val. $500. ............ ] =. %
Women's AK. Solid Gold Watches
engine turned or engraved cases
Walthsm or Elgin movement
val. SEQ ......................... 1923
Women's solid Gold Chateaine
Watches-plain polished cases
for monograms-gold or white
dials-yal. $500 ..................-. O.SO
Enameled Bracelet Watches
expansion links-gOld filled
value $500. ....... -......'' s..'...'.'' = 30
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08
Condensed Budget
Of Monday and Tuesday Sales.

Goats Platinum Bracelet Diamonds and
a. Sapphres, S85
Women, and Misses worth China Dinner
% sis at $40 andl2 Water Tumblers $3.50
Stock 1898
toSl at
Misses Dresses worth Art Brass Jewel Cases S4S8 s29S
to Sl275 at S6.75 and 9Sc
Kid Gloves SIS SIS Marble Bus SlO5O
Um.r, Pedesta, S35
Kid Musqueares So Electric Foor Reading Lamp 1888
Capeskn Gloves 89e Electric Gooseneck Reading Lamp
Mems 81 Dosskin Gloves, 59e s225
Girls Kid Gloves 49 California Wool Bed Blankets
S375
-. 4.
Russ nPonyC Coats S299S Dannask bed spreads IS
jacquard Kobe Banketeac
Russian Caracul Coats, SIS sl98
E.nb Seal Coats, s5s French Tapestry
Coney Coats, Sl3o Opera Bags Sl2o
MOL and $3.50 Smoking $3.50
Black Women Csc Cotton Isle Thread
Hose,l9
N1,n, Raeeoon Set. $40 Women's Hosiery 2Sc
SS75 S9c Guaranteed Dix thread Hosiery
Black Wolf Sets, SIS o9c 49,,
Underskirt Sl98 Womens High Grade BLK Hosiery
Ma and Cambria Underskits, S9c
SOS Scotch Nottingham Lace
Boxed Nainsook Gowns, 98c Curtains. at Sl59
S9 Nottingham
Renaissance Center Pieces Curtains at el9S
Oh lid s English Pcrambulators
~ in Embrodere dLaceF Fringe Table $49S
Covers, s7es Boys Dandy Automobile s2.98
/, Dozen EiandE Embroidered Tea Nap Steering Sheds CSC
kins,in box Sl39 Desk and Chair sE|e
Diamonds S4S5O Shooy Rocking Horse 9Sc
CaratD Diamond Ring, $40 Toy Pianos csc
Fnameed
Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes, 39c
Knife Brooch IL KIT Cold Is Moving Picture Book, CSC
Fin. Diamonds sl95 Boys Big Game Series 45c
Da- Dorothy Dainty Holidays, 7lc
mond. Robinson Cruise
.Boomngdaes, Lex. to bird Ave, 59th to 6Oth St.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08
Why DOES IT PAY
TO SHOP NOW
FOR CHRISTMAS d?

STOCKS are at their Best.
ASSIGNMENTS are amazing.
SELECTIONS can be comfortably
made. EVERYTHING is fresh. new
and unhandled.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-08
THE MODERN CHILD.

Uncle Ed-Why. Johnnie. you don't
swear. do you?
Johnnie-No, | don't swear, but ] know
air the words-Judge.
Imperial Valley press., 1912-06-24
WOMEN AND CHILDREN KILLED

tBY UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATIONSl
BUFFALO, June 24-The bodies of
fifteen women and children were re-
covered from Niagara river at Eagle
park. where wharf collapsed last
night. The authorities fear twenty-five
others are lost.