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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

We PLATE AND REPLATE table
ware of every kind, metal purses
and ornaments, automobile, car
riage bicycle, piano, stove and
safe trimmings, musical, surgical
and dental instruments, electric,
gas and bank fixtures, plumbers
supplies, name plates, house num-
bers, brass signs, cash registers,
soda fountains and scales, coffee
and tea urns, etc, cts Automo-
bile trimming plating a speciality.
In gold, silver nickel, black nickel,
brass, copper, antique. On all
metals-in all colors. Work fin
ished good as new at a reasonable
price. 40 years experience. Port
land Plating G Manufacturing Co.,
G. L.. Reimann C Son, Props.
Twenty-second and Thurman
streets. Phones Main 943, A 52S2.
Portland, Oregon. 4-1-3mos
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

BEST 5O-ACRE farm in Oregon, by
owner. All cleared and in cultlva-
tion; "a acres in Italian prunes;
early potatoes planted, Burbank
seed for 70 acres, more to be
planted with trees; 10 acres in
wheat and oats; good family or
chard; good seven room house; big
barn, garage, windmill. tank house,
chicken house, etc. Water piped to
house, barn and garden. Fine team
horses worth $3.50; three brood
sows, good Jersey COW, $50 chick
ems, incubator, wagon, hack, buggy,
farm tools, etc. This land is level
and A No, 1 everything goes for
$3.50 per acre; 12 miles from Sa-
lem. Phone H. Graham, owner,
Aumsville, Ore, 2X5-3, or write
Aumsville, Route /, Box SS.
3-26-2w
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
LOST.
MISCELLANEOUS.

BEGIN sTENoGRAPHY in the new
class at the Capital Business Col
lege on Monday, April Sth. 4-4-9t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR SALE-Eggs for Matching, thor.
oughbred Single Comb Rhode Island
Reds. Eggs SC each. 396 South 10th
street. 4-4-1we
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

Piles Cured In Sl1 10 IA Days.
Your druggist will refund money
Il Pazo Ointment fails to. cure any
case Of itching, blind, bleeding or
protruding piles In six to IA days
so cents.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

". r. RIGD0N--Undertaker and EN-
balIner, 252 North High st., opposite
city hall First class 10 service.
equipment and stock. Lady assistant
when desired. Only undertaken who
has commodious apartments purely
on residence plan. 5-12-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR sALB-1OO good Angora goats,
nearly all nannles. VIII sell less
number II desired. Price, $1OO per
head. One large well broke wether
goat for $3.50.
TO EXCHANGE-one large regis
tered Poland China boar for one Of
same breed. Address VIM H..
Bgan, Gervals, route 2. Phone
Farmers 30. 4-4-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FAMILY LIQUOR STORE-All stan
dard brands Of liquors kept in stock.
Wines by the gallon, bottle or case.
Free delivery in the city limits. e..
Eckerlen, 206 N. Commercial st.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
TIMING AND ROOFING.

BADERTsCHER G. FULLER-Hot air
heating; furnace work; timing and
roofing; cornice work of all kinds.
1888 South Liberty st., phone 60O Fig
ures on contracts cheerfully given
All work guaranteed. 8-30-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
CARRIAGE TRIMMING AND PAINTS

+. W. BLISS-Successo to Walker;
carriage and automobile trimming,
carriage trimming goods, new work
and repairing. l am carrying full
line of Masurey's house and buggy
palntSl brushes, oils and the very
best varnishes. 3O4 S. Commercial.
12-1-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

BUTTERNUT BREAD - 1t is worth
more than any other bread, yet the
price Is no higher. For sale at your
grocer's. California Bakery, Thomas
& Cooley, Pops.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

WoODMEN OF WORLD-Meet every
Friday night at 1880 o'clock in Hol-
man Hall. Geo. H. Deacon, G. c.;
L. H. Fletcher, Clerk. 1-1O-09
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

Don't be surprised II you have an at
tack Of rheumatism this spring. Just
rub the affected parts freely with
Chamberlains Linlment and 1t will
soon disappear. Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

SALEM LODGE NO. 4. A. f. & A.
M. Stated communication on first
Friday in each month at 1880 p. M,
in Masonic Hall, Mccormack block
D. w. Pugh, w. M; John Bayne,
secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
OREGON ELECTRIC RAILWAY co.
NOrthbOund.
SALEM, FALLS CITY & WESTERN
RAILWAY.

SALEM1 FALLS UIIY g WESTERN
RAILWAY.
Leaves West Salem for
Dallas, Falls City, Black Rock 500 am
Dallas, Falls City ......1:30, ABS p.ul
Sunday Trains for
Dallas, Falls City and Black Rock
300 am. and :36 pm.
Dallas 5:6Op.m
Trains arrive at West Salem from
Dallas B.lbam
Black Rock, Falls City and Dallas
12:S0p.m.
Falls City and Dallas AIS pm.
Sunday.
Black Rock, Falls City and Dallas
1;15 and $3.50 pm.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR sALE-one lot 5Ox1OO. Pave
ment and street assessments all
paid; just of State, for 5000. $3.50
down, balance on easy terms. In
quire 12O N Liberty street
2-2S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR sALE-1O acres of good garden
land, new house and chicken house,
pump and we'll, land nearly all
clear, five miles out. good road,
close to school and railroad station.
Price S1545, s225 cash, balance $40
per month; no interest for years.
Address John Van Lanaan, 275 State
street. S-2s-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
EXPERIENCED MATCHMAKER.

=, ID. RoLLINs-1S5 South CONNER
cial street, has been thoroughly
trained in the best theological
school in the United States, followed
by ten years experience in the Jew.
elry and watch repairing business.
All repair work guaranteed. Your
patronage solicited. 3-15-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
CHIROPRACTTC.NEUROPATH

CHIRoPRACTIC-N C-NEUROPATH - DR..
D. f. Browne, chiropractic-neuro-
path, acute, chroni and nervous
diseases. No knife; no drugs. Chiro-
practic-neuropathy never does harm
and seldom fails to restore the hope
less to health. Room 10, Breyman
block. 3-25-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

$1550-New bungalow on the Install
ment plan; rooms, hot and cold
water, bath and toilet. Call for
particulars at H. G. Meyer & Co.,
1862 " Commercial street, room 1,
upstairs. 3-12-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
HAIR DRESSING.
INSTRUCTIONS IN MUSIC.

PIANO LEsSONS-Mr p. schwabe
trained in Berlin, Germany, expert
ence in teaching. Moderate terms.
Address 1856 South Thirteenth
street. 3-19-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
CLEANING AND PRESSING.

MARION PRESSING PARLORs-Dry
and steam cleaning and dye works.
Ladies' silks, laces and gloves given
special attention. Gents suits cleaned
and pressed. We are cleaners and
repairers. Try us. Goods called for
and delivered. Parlors, 245 North
Liberty st., phone Main 2O44. 9-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
ELFCTRIC SUPPLY HOUSE.

H. H. HUNTER-Electrical supplies
and wiring our specially. We will
give you an estimate on your wiring
and electrical work. Our work is
guaranteed; have rural telephones.
Office and supply room, All State
street. 6-29-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
PORTLAND HOTELS.

VIEW MATTHIEsEN HoTEL-Corner
Front and Columbia, at Oregon Elec-
trio depot. Steam heat, hot and cold
water In all rooms. Open day and
night; rooms SOC, 75c and 81. Also
Hotel Harrison, 4O1 to 4O7 Front ST.
John Matthiesen, proprietor both
houses. 10-5-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
REAL ESTATE-Contlnued.

FOR sALE-1O acres, well improved,
near good school, cheap II sold at
once. s. W. Fender, Turner, Ore
gon, route 2, box 80. 4-1-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR SALE-Six room house and lot,
lot so x 12O feet, drilled we'll. Knob
Hill. Price $3.50. If interested leave
name at Journal Office. 4-1-6t*
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AUCTIONEER.

JOHN GRENIMELS, General Auction
eer of merchandise, household goods,
livestock, real estate and farm lands.
Sales booked anywhere. Reasonable
figures. Twenty years experience.
538 State st. Baggage, city transfer
and household goods moved. Phone
6S6; residence 1856. 9-9-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
FISH AND POULTRY MARKRT.

FISH, poultry and egg mar
ket-Smoked and all kinds canned
fish, oysters and shrimp, lard mus
tard, catsup, macaroni, olives,
pickles and sauer kraut. Highest
cash price paid for poultry and
eggs. Phone Main 1929, 312 North
Commercial street. Price & Weis-
berger. 3-11-1m"
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Business Opportunities IN Salem and Vicinity
A2s9 GENERAL INFORMATION
LIQUOR HOUSES.

WILLIAM BUTTE-Finew wines, liquors
and cigars. We handle the celebrated
Kellogg and Castle whiskies. Cool
and refreshing beer constantly on
draught. South Commercial st.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FREE DEMONSTRATION of Neo
Plastique, the great instantaneous
wrinkle remover, at room 3, Keith
Hotel. Removes lines in Is min
utes. Office hours: 100 to 600 p.
m. 4-4-6tt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

SALEM INDEPENDENCE BOATS.
The launches independence and
,ouise will leave their wharf at the foot
of Trade st. for Independence at the
following hours daily except Sunday:
Leaves Independence .......8:SO am.
Leaves Salem ..........,4:00 pm.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
To Cure a cold IN one Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Qulnlne Tab.
lets. Druggists refund money II It
falls to cure. d. W. Groves sigma
ture is on each box. 25 cents.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
CHINESE PHYSICIANS.

JAY KING - Our remedies are com
posed Of the choicest roots, herbs and
barks and are sure to cure to stay
cured. All chronic diseases of men
and women a specially. If you can
not tell, send for symptoms blank.
Jay King, care Bow Wo Drug Co.,
1877 S. High st., Salem, Or. S-25-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
UNDERTAKES.

& CLOUGH-U. ]. Lehman,
A. M. Clough, morhclans and funeral
directors. Latest modern methods
known to the profession employed.
445 Court st. 9-29-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

WE HAVE OPENED restaurant at
331 Center street. Merchants
lunch a specially. Johnston &
Shirley. 4-2-1wk
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR sALE-Sh acres well improved
on Fairvlew avenue, two blocks
east Of street car on s. CONNER
clal. VIII sell all or part. ]. W..
Carson, box 10, route 3, Salem,
ore. 3-21-1mo'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

SALEM STEAM and Vacuum Carpet
Cleaning Works. Carpet cleaning;
feather renoyating; mattresses
steamed and re-made. All work
guaranteed. Work called for and
delivered. Phone Main 1854.
Works located on 14th and Wilbur.
Successors to Reed and Zwicker.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

Ths pains Of neuralgia seldom fan %
yisld 10 Dr. Niles Antl-Pain P1Ila
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-Flfty acres Of well i'm
proved farm land, four miles out,
rock road, good buildings, fine
spring water, plenty of fruit, three
acres of fine young timber. Price
$3.50 per acre, $4,000 cash, city resi-
idence, balance easy terms. The
Square Deal Realty company, U. s.
bank building. Room 3O4. Phone
47O.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

MODERN FIvE-RooM bungalow for
Sale. Fine residence district all
modern improvements, one block
from street cars, half block from
paved street. New, price low,
terms to suit buyer. Enquire of
Tillson & Co., $40 State street.
4-2-1wk
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

SALEM HUMANE SOCIETY d. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tillson,
secretary. All cases Of cruelty or
neglect Of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for investi-
cation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
.luUNpERS.
GERMAN AND FRENCH TEACHER.

GERMAN and French teacher--Mr. p.
schwabes good experience in teach
ing. Single or in classes, Moder-
ate terms. Address, 1856 South
Thirteenth street. S-19-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR SALE-Lease and furniture Of
Florence Hotel; terms II desired.
Call at hotel. 4-2-1w@
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

VEGETABLE SILK HosIERY-In-
cluding the famous Guaranteed for
a Year" Nos. 2424 for men, and 1926
for women, is now offered by our To-
cal representative, Mis- Elsie Good
hue, 1890 Ferry street, Salem, who
will be pleased to show you samples
at your convenience. Call at ad-
dress given or phone 76S. Muskegon
Knitting Mills. 3-1g-1ms
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

WHAT is Mechanico Therapeutics?
Mechanico Therapeutics is a meth
cd of treatment without drugs or
knife. Have cured a number of
men, women and children. For
further information, see Prof. s. 2.
BARLEY, room Z, upstairs. lat
North Commercial street. Phone
Main 2120. 1-2O-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
WATER COMPANY.

SALEM WATER COMPANY - Office
corner Commercial and Trade SITS.
For water service apply at office.
Bills payable monthly In advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
BAKERIES.

WHITE SWAN and German Bakeries
for highest grade bread and pastries.
Wedding and party orders spe-
cialty. We make daily deliveries, 319
N. Commercial, phone 9OS; or 18th
and Chemeketa, phone 961. 1-7-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS.

b. L. STIFF-New and secondhand
furniture, hardware and general
supplies. Best cash prices paid for
secondhand goods. Just received
large shipment Of new linoleums,
carpets and rugs. Corner Court and
Liberty streets. Phone GAL. 3-12-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

CAPITAL FUEL co... ]. o'Neil,
proprietor. All kinds of coal Sole
agents for the famous Rock
Springs coal. All kinds of wood
cut to order. Yard opposite s. P.
passenger depot, phone 30 12-4-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

woODMEN OF AMERICA,
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246-Meets
every Thursday evening at 8 o'clock
in Holman Hail. W. b. Vincent, Con-
sui; f. A. Turner, Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
LAUNDRY.

CLOTHES LAST LONGER-With our
all hand work; established 20 years.
225 South Commercial st., phone
115s Hop Lee. 7-25-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

PACIFIC LODGE NO. so, A. f. & A.,
M. Masonic hall, third Friday In
each month at 1880 p. m. Frank
Jaskoskl, W. M; Lot L. Pearce,
secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

UNITED ARTISANS-Capital Assem-
bly, No. 81, meets every Friday even
ing in l. o. o. F. Temple Mrs. Ida B.
Godfrey, M. A.; s. r. Vail, Secretary,
1853 s. Cottage st., phone 1914.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
MECHANIC THERAPEUTIST AND
SUGGESTIONIST,

DR., H. H. SCOVELT-Mechano Thera-
peutist and Suggestionist. Located
in Salem, July, 1901. Treats chronic
and acute diseases. Office and resi-
dence, 267 Liberty st., phone 1882.
Consultation free. 9-20-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
MATCHMAKER.

U. s. MILLER, the MATCHMAKER
Over 20 years experience as a watch
maker at Beatrice, Neb, High grade
work at eastern prices Opera House
block, 484 Court st. 10-5-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
LODGE DIRECTORY.

A. o. U. W. PROTECTION Lodge No. 2
meets every Monday evening at $3.50
in Holman Hall, corner State
and Liberty SITS. l.. Westfall, M. W.;
S. A. McFadden, Recorder 5-21-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
RESTAURANTS.

REsTAURANT--1S4 Com
mercial st., near corner Ferry. First
class service. Best meal In city, zoe
to 25c. Schneider & Lehman, Props.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

FOR SALE-Nearly six acres of fine
fruit land, 51s miles out, good
road, 900 cords Of good wood, most
ly oak. Price, $500; $3.50 cash
cash balance $5 per month, no in
terest See John Van Laanen, 275
State street. 4-4-3t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

SALEM GRANGE No. II, Patrons Of
Husbandry-Meets in Hurst Hall on
State street, on the fourth Saturday
of each month, at 1890 a. m. Visit
ing and sojourning members well
come. F. A. Myers, Master; zella s.
Fletcher Secretary. 12-31-1yr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
Capital Journal "Want Ads" Bring
Quick Results

One cent a word for first insertion.
One-half cent a word for each insertion
thereafter. No advertisement taken for
less than zoe. Count six words to the
line.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

CHAPTER NO. 81, O..
e. s. Regular meetings first and
third Tuesdays. Masonic Hall. Mrs,
Marion Derby W. M; Ida M. Bah
cock, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
WOOD AND COAL.

SALEM FUEL YARDs-Fuel kept
under shelter. l handle Kopiah
coal, and imported British Colum-
bia Wellington coal, the best on the
Pacific coast. Also hard and soft
wood, cut to suit, we'll seasoned
and in the dry. Satisfaction guar
anteed. See my stock. 752 Trade
street, or phone 529. Mark Siddall.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

LOYAL ORDER OF MoosE-Cherry
City Lodge No. 49S, meets every
Thursday evening at $3.50 in l.
o. o. f. Temple, corner Court and
High sts d. r. Yantis, Dictator;
H, H. Turner secretary, 1876 South
Commercial st.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06

price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges, hardware, tents,
etc. We carry the most complete
stock Of above articles in town at
the lowest price. o. L. McPeek,
10 South Commercial st., phone
Main 1888 8-25.tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
PLUMBERS.

THEO. M. BARR-Plumbing, hot water
and steam heating and timing, 16I
Commercial st., phone Main 1872.
9-l-1yr
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-07-18
OPINIONS

Henry Clay Ide, our minister TO
Spain," said a Washington official,
.'gets on well in Madrid because he
has a great affection for the Spanish
people.
"Mr. Ide, while no champion of the
bull-fights, hates to hear the Span
iards abused for cruelty on this head.
HE tells an anecdote of a Spaniard
travelling from San Sebastian to
Biarritz in a frst-class compartment
with an American. vt
You Spaniards are a great ma
tion,' the American said. But L can't
understand how a nation that pro-
duced Velasquez and Valdez can
stomach the savage cruelty of the
bull-f1ght.' .Bis7 q y
1.-The Spaniard rolled his black eyes
at this, inhaled a great cloud OF
cigarette smoke, and said:af II afG
"'You have in America a number
of societies for the prevention of cru
city to children. I believer
Yes ass
land they do good work?'
Splendid work
"Now, the .Spaniard showed his
white teeth in a smile.
"'Well, senior, such societies would
be useless in my country he said,
The man who would lift his hand
against a little child a not been
born in Spain. Exchange.
30 r
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-07-18
TOPYlsM AND THE PANAMA CANAL.

TT was only after a doubtful battle in the House of Repre-
III sentatives that the Panama canal bill was passed providing
for free tolls for American ships engaged in the coastwlse
trade. The representatives of the people in the House were
tombated for months by the railroads and other influences, which
then transferred their activities to the Senate. The bill has
1hRg fire in the Senate because of this opposition. When popu-
Eentiment for the bill was shown to be overwhelming an
e had to be found for the railroad representatives in the
dte to oppose it. England, not without prompting, furnished
80 A strained construction of the Hay-Pauneefote treaty was
the plausible pretext for a disloyal attitude by American sena-
tors for the sake of aggrandizing selfish railroad interests at
the expense of the nations interests and prosperity. If our
.coastwise vessels shall be put on the same footing in the use
of the canal as European ships, all of which are paid subsidies
by their governments, our commerce will be fatally handicapped
and the railroad companies will control the freight rates between
the Atlantic and the Pacific. The Panama canal is on American
soil, was built by American enterprise, with American money,
and it is part of our national coast line. The position taken
by the opponents of the bill in the Senate and by certain news
papers in New York VIGOROUSLY alien to the American people in
their sentiment is a species of Toryism akin to treason. And
there is great danger that this Toryism will prevail at Wash
sington.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-07-18
DINNER STORIES

A MARYLAND Assemblyman says the
boys up his way begin to learn pol
tiles as soon as they leave the cradle
by 49," he states, "a boy knows the
game pretty well. For instance, n
day in school the teacher was ask
ing the pupils about South America.
Explain the government of. ten OIL
the countries down there she SAID
to one of the little fellows. They're
republics he quickly replied. what
are the other three?' Democrats.
Governor Eberhardt, of Minnesota
during an address, told the follo"-
ing story of his W experience:
"Once while travelling through my
State I was noticing in particular the
great amount of waste that was go
ing on about me. During the after
noon I went into the dining car
which was crowded, so / sat down
near one end of the car, opposite a
fleshy lady, who l thought weighed at
least $50 pounds.
"As looked past the lady through
the car window, not noticing her par
t~icularly. I was impressed by the
vast amount of farm machinery ina
was unsheltered and exposed TO the
weather and could moi help but re-
mark, What a waste
..The lady opposite me faced me
~souarely and said, Mister, you just
mind your own business.
A. P. Gardner, congressman from
Massachusetts. tells of a little SHOOT
ing party which was py
some of the elite of that vicinity.
More than one of the party" says
Mr.. Gardner. felt a trif1e nervous
about a certain young Englishman,
as he and his gun seemed strangers.
Nothing occurred, however, until 1
felt something poking me in the side
as we crept along. Turning quickly
I found the novice prodding me with
the muzzle and fumbling with the
hammers of his gun.
"eHi. Gus he whispered, before
we get on to the birds you might
inst show me 'ow to let these ere
triggers DOWN."
President Hadley recalls that the
day when he succeeded the learned
and witty Timothy Dwight as presi-
dent of Yale University the exercises
attendant upon the transfer of au-
thority were marred by a heavy fall
of rain.
at came down suddenly" said DR..
Hadley, "just as a column of people
which President Dwight and l head
ed were crossing the campus. Some
one handed US an umbrella, which l
was about t o open when my COM
panion took it from me.
"Let me carry 1t, professor he
whispered. Your reign will begin
tomorrow"