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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-05-07
AT THE CHURCHES.
BAPTIST.

Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at o'clock
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-05-07

ASSOCIATE REFORMED PRESBY
TEPIAN
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-05-07

Prayer meeting on Wednesday at
els p. m.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-05-07

ENGLISH LONG CLOTH FINISH, REGULAR OOC
$125 QUALITY-ON SALE THIS WEEK-Tfe BOLT OCC
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
A Suggestion of Wait.

Algy had promised to take his best girl for drive and had been round the various livery stables in the town with the idea of hiring horse and carriage
 Unfortunately, all the horses were en- gagged except one exceedingly shaky, broken down veteran. Rather than dis appoint his girl, Algy hired the animal and drove it round to the residence of his beloved.
 He rang the bell and told the servant to tell her mistress that he was ready for her. The answer came back that she would be down in a minute
 After full hours wait the fair lady appeared. She looked at the horse and then she looked at Algy.
 "Sir," she cried indignantly, II refuse to go out with a broken down horse like this.''
 Madam" :" replied Algy, with biting sarcasm, "when this colt first came round to your door he was a prancing young colt. ."-Exchange.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
A Word to the Bows.

Say, my young friends, don't you think you are worrying too much over what would become of the old town should you happen to have to leave it {? asks Bert Walker. 1 wish you would become reConciled to the fact that it would manage to survive that dire ca lamity. The sun would rise ill the east and set ill the west just the same the trains would get in on about the same old schedule the stores and the banks would open for business just the same each morning and 1 even imagine the appetite of the average citizen would re- main about normal. Don't get the idea into your head, either, that society would 20 into bankruptcy or that many of the girls would mar their beauty by letting hot tears course down their cheeks. No, indeed. Everything would go on just the same. Even the girls who you now seem to think are so wrapped up in you would be down town ere the train on which you were departing was out of the city limits. Ten minutes later they would be having good time with other fellows. Like the rest of us, you are small potatoes and few in the hill. You don't cut half the ice you think you do. When you get the idea into your head that you stack up about like the rest of the boys around town you will hit the bullseye. I know it will be quite tum- ble from your present dizzy height. but you will rest better when you get used to the ground. Try it.-Kansas cores pondence in the Kansas City Journal.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
PoSToFFIcE RULING.

The following ruling by the PostofAce Depart rent at Washington makes it obligatory upon the publisher to either discontinue all subscrip- ttons not renewed one year after expiration of the time to which they are paid, or pay regular postal rate-one cent per copy-in advance, which must necessarily be added to the regular subscription price to the subscriber thus in arrears:
 .'The right of publishers to extend in good faith credit on subscriptions is recognized and will not be abridged, and although all subscriptions are regarded as expiring with the period for which they are obtained, nev- ertheless, in order to give an opportunity to secure renewals, copies of their publications will be accepted for mailing as sO subscribers at the usual second-class rates of postage for period of one year from the date of expira- tion; but copies sent to persons after one year from the date of the expiration of their subscriptions. unless such subscriptions be expre sly renewed for definite time. togeth- CT with an actual payment of subscription or bona f1de promise of payment, will not be accepted at the pound rate. but will be ac- eepted at the transient second-class rate of enc cent for each four ounces or fraction thereof, prepaid by stamps affixed"
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
WHISkEY DROPS.

The report that in a number of cities candy shops are dispensing cocaine in minute form to children and that whisky drops" are again making their appear ance encased in favored sugar is not sur prising, says the Ansonia Sentinel. When candy is sold broadcast without inspection, it would be wonder if the tricksters who are constantly scheming to catch trade did not resort to well known means for tickling both the brain and the appetite. They have long made use of gaudy coloring matter, some of which is known to be poisonous, and as for any regard for the laws of cleanli- ness, apparently there is none. Great quantities of the sticky stuff is kept ex- posed to the dust and filth of the street and apparently it loses nothing ill con- seq uenoe.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
SAVETHE LAUREL.

In a communication to the New Mil ford Gazette the secretary of the Wash ington Monday Club gives expression to n complaint that IS becoming familiar in all sections of Litchfield county. It is astonishing that the property owners continue to be indifferent to the situa- tion referred to. The secretary says:
 In recent years great deal has been said of the destruction of trees in our woods, and that our Litchfield hills were not as beautiful as they were once on account of so many of the forests hay ing been cut down, but nothing has been said to any great extent of the des- truction of our laurel. ground pine and ferns which add so much to the beauty of our forest, and without them our ''wooded land" we are so fond of would be ruined. There is great danger that it will become extinct if owners of prop erty do not stop the ravages of foreigners who come out of the cities, camp in our woods as far away from civilization as possible and strip the woods for miles around of every fern, rope of the run mng pine and branch of laurel and leav- ing nothing but destruction, which will
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
The Wurra Wurra Club.

The attendance at the last session was fully up to the average in numbers. The president, Mir. Vosburgh sent word that he would not be able to attend, as he had to go to Falls Village to see gentleman about something. Joe Parsons nomi- mated Dr. Lee for chairman pro temr and the election was made unanimous. pr. Lee was escorted to the chair by Sexton Strong, and at once called the meeting to order. He sang the Opening Ode, himself, after which Al. Herriman read the minutes of the previous meet ing.
 A motion to adjourn was then offered by Henry Ives, who said he hadn't slept we'll for a couple of nights, and wanted to get 10 bed. His motion was declared out of order, so he went home and abandoned the meeting to take care of itself.
 Donnie O'Neil moved that a commit tee be appointed to draw up a resolution demanding that the trains stop running on Sunday, but Mayor Rowe offered such strenuous objection to this, as "unwar- ranted interference" that the matter was dropped like d baked potato.
 w. A. Wright got up and stated that he had attended the Business Mems smoker, in Odd Fellows Hall, and had enjoyed himself to such an extent that he had resolved to bring up the matter of smokers in the Wurra Wurra Club "The smoker is a most effective har- monizer and potent agency for further ing the get together spirit" he said "At the smoker, Thursday night every body was in accord and all the business voted on was agreed to unanimously. Sandwiches, coffee and cigars are fam ous combination for dispelling disagree ments, and l propose we institute a smoker in this Club, to be held at an early date, to bring about harmony be- tween the jarring factions and coddle the spirit of brotherly love between such antagonistic elements as Fred Collin and Harry Holt, for instance"
 "WhoW make the coffee?" inquired Parson Gillette.
 "I will" promptly responded Ed War ner.
 The motion was passed and Druggists Farnum and Dempsey were appointed a committee to draft the resolution.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
Where the Laugh Comes In

]
 Wilhs-"Are you going to take that flat you were speaking about ?"
 Gibbs-"I don't know. Of course, we can keep the baby i'll the kitchen range during the summer, but l don't know where we can put him during the win ter. .'-Satire.
 Jones (to friend who has moved into town and taken fiat)-"N ell, old man, suppose you are beginning to get city broke, eh ?" Friend-"Yes and in another month or two I'm afraid I'll be fiat broke. "- Exchange.
 "What I like about the motoring is the fresh air one gets out of it" said Hicks. "Ha Hum r. said Wiggles II won der if that's where these ohauffeurs get that very fresh air that is socbaructeris- tic of the species. ."-Ohpped.
 A report like pistol shot rung out on the air and Uncle Silas jumped ner- vously.
 "Massy sakes r' he cried, What was that? Anybody been shot?"
 "Oh, mo-" smiled his city cousin; "that's only an automobile"
 "Oh", said the old man, somebody dischargin' his show-foor ?"-Harper Weekly.
 Chap about to wed was nervous
 To the young best man he cried: "Iell me, is it kisstomary
 For the groom to cuss the bride?"
 -Woman's Home Companion.
 Knicler-"How did that dentist build up such a good practice?" Bocker-"Has moving pictures for his victims to look at."-Judge.
 ''Is your husband sticking to his reso- lution to give up smoking?"
 Mercy, no Haven't you noticed how good natured he is?-Chioago Record Herald.
 Lady of house-"Now that you've had something to eat, want you to beat this rug"
 Tramp-"Beat it, mum? I couldn't even ekal it. Good day r'-Exchange,
 Mistress-"so you've decided to re- main with me, Mary ?"
 Maid-"Yes'm A lady friend said I'd better stay. She said l was to look upon you as my thorn and bear it.. - Kansas City Journal.
 Sllllcus-"l can truthtully say never forget favor"
 Oynicus-"Nothing remarkable about that The fellow we accept favor from seldom lets us forget it. it."-Philadelphla Record.
 Pardon me, professor, but last night your daughter accepted my proposal of marriage. have called this morning to ask you if there is any insanity in your family"
 "There must be."-Judge.
 II suppose your motto for the na- tional convention is, May the best man win"
 But" protested the eminent Iossis bility, "wouIdn't such declaration on my part sound a little egotistlcal P'- Washington Star.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
Letters From the People
A Narrow Escape.

To the Editor of The News:
 Mildred Buckbee on her way to Ca naan High school, Friday morning saw a man approaching in the road ahead of her, just beyond Samuel Briggs.
 Her first impulse was to turn and run ; but nS she saw team coming on the toll bridge road it gave her courage to try and pass him. As she did so he headed her off from one side to the other. Apparently he was under the in fiuence of drink. He drew knife from under his cDat and grabbed for her. She screamed for MT. Rowe to hurry up, as he was coming then as fast as he could, seeing the man dodging her in the road, As she screamed the man saw the team and replaced the knife and hurried on. While Mrs. s. Briggs was taking her friend to the station they met the same man, as they were nearing Oa- naan. His appearance was such that she telephoned for MT. Briggs to be on the watch for her as she came down the toll bridge road on her way home,
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
The Optimist.

He was a cheerY little man. to whom nothing came amiss. So, when his ex- citable little wife suddenly rose to her feet when both were in a railway carriage on the way to the sea shore for the week. end, and exclaimed dramatically, Tom, we must go home at once P' he merely put down the paper he was reading, and inquired mildly:
 "Why dear?"
 "Why? Why?" almost screamed his dancing better-half, as she made for the nearest carriage door. Because we've left the cat and the parrot without a single scrap of food"
 Her diminutive and aggravating hubby regarded her benignly over the top of his spectacles, as he resumed the perusal of his paper and remarked quietly
 "Oh, is that all? Don't worry, dear i; the cat is sure to eat the parrot. "-Ex- change.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
Why the Guard Gasped.

With a wild screech the express started from London on it's northward journey first stop Finsbury Park.
 The little old lady with the birdcage hailed the guard excitedly.
 'Is this York?'' she asked
 No. madam" replied the guard politely.
 With each stop the old lady got more excited and the guard got less polite.
 At last it really was York. The guard, thinking his troubles were at an end, came to her.
 This is York, madam" he amour ced opening the carriage door and pre- pairing to help her.
 "Thank you-oh, thank you v' she heamed. "I have to change the canary s water here. Will you kindly get that little cup filled for me, my good man ?" Answers.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Speaking of courage, the members of those New York juries that found Beck CT and his gunmen guilty of murder in the first degree gave an exhibition of it. The testimony had partially unroofed for them the underworld of the big city and gwen them glimpses of the creatures that inhabit there. The very atmosphere of the courtroom was heavy with silent hate and menace. They knew that they were taking their lives in their hands. And, knowing this, they quietly went threatened district attorney and judge did theirs.-Hartford Courant.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
1na5mucb.

Inasmuch as you have filled The needs of him that willed, In that measure be you thrilled
 In your thanks. Enasmuch as you have given In the aid of what has striven Upward, so be you, too, driven
 By your thanks. As you lifted you may rise, You may soar beyond the skies, Even with the thought that flies
 With your thanks.
 Philadelphia North American.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
Apocryphal.

Apropos of a certain rich mans pur- chase of mine for $4OO, 900 that he sold for $8O, 900, ,OOO, Chicago broker told, rather bitterly perhaps, an apocryphal story about him.
 "When he was baby" the broker said, this mother used to sing him to sleep. Sing Song of Sixpence,' was the lullaby she employed.
 "As soon as he learned to talk, his first logical remark was an interruption to this lullaby.
 "'Sing a Song of Sixpence,' crooned his mother.
 And the baby shaking its little head and smiling in wheedling way, said:
 "'Makelt a quarter ma, and I'll go right off. w Washington Star.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
The Editors Song.

How dear to my heart Is the steady subscriber, Who pays in advance At the birth of each year; Who lays down his money And offers it gladly, And casts round the office A halo of cheer. Who never says, "Stop it; ] can not afford it.. Or I'm getting more papers Than 1 can read. " But always says, "Send it; The family all like it In fact, we think 1t
 A household need" How welcome he is
 When he steps in the sanctum, How he makes our hearts throb, How he makes our hearts dance, We outwardly thank him We inwardly bless him The steady subscriber Who pays in advance.
 Patterson News.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
NORTH CANAAN HAS

population Jf 2,171, (census of 191O) Two railroaus National and Savings Banks Trolley railroad extending through the Berkshires to Pittsfleld and beyond. Up-to-date High School and tirst-class school system.
 Five churches.
 First-class hotel.
 Fire department. including chemical en- zine.
 Ten miles of State Roads. Electric light and power plant Complete Sewer System. Never-failing water supply and the best water in the state.
 Wide-awake Business Mems Association. " Extensive lime and iron industries. Fraternal and benefit societies. Brass band.
 Up-to-date department stores. Pure air and wholesome climate.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 28. 1919

All the world is so closely akin that not one individual may realize his high desire except all the world share it with him. Every Good Thought you send out is silent power work. ing for Peace, Health, Love, Joy, Success to all umanity-including yourself. Elizabeth Towne.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

A NewYork coal dealer has been fined $500 and sentenced to 20 days in jail for sbort-weighlng his coal. One wagon load. which was intercepted by the in- spector, was 700 pounds short of two tons for which it was billed to the pur- chaser
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
THE NEWS AGENTS

Extra copies of The News are on sale at tn off1ceof publication and at
 Dempsey Drug Store, Canaan, EgglestoE's Drug Store, Sharon, Post Office, East Canaan. D. H. Oakes Store. Lakeville, Post Office, Falls Village, George T. Johnson's Store, Norfolk, F. H. Smith & Cos Store Ashley Falls. W. D. French, Sheffield, Mass. A. l.. Dickinson. Salisbury. J. W. Morgan, Great Darlington, Mass.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Says the Bristol Press Speed is -trumps. Speed is the modern fashion able mania. Speed sends a Titanic to the bottom of the ocean with hundreds of precious lives. Speed dashes through the air in frail eeropIane for short time and then dashes out the life of the daring aviator. Speed swirls express trains over defective tracks and saddens many home. Speed sends automobiles careening through crowded streets leav- ing work for the coroner and the under taker in the wake. Speed rushes men to arms and the gory glory list. Speed is trumps and death wins"
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

take years to replace, if it ever grows again Certainly if it is worth the while for fioristsin the cities to send out men to gather it-why is not it worth the while of property owners to consider it's value and guard against these men who strip our forests without even asking permis- sion in many cases?
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Friend-"So you think your play has a scene that will catch the woman"
 Playwrigh Positive of it. Itshows 8 new family moving in, and all the women in the audience will be pop-eyed watching the furniture arrive. ."-Boston Transcript,
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Winsted's cleanup campaign has re- suited in the establishment f free bath, tubs, soap and towels in the schools to clean up the children whose homes are without modern conveniences. It is a good example for all Litchtield small towns to consider, says the Waterbury Republican.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Many democrats n congress have ex- pressed the view that no treaty with Russia even at great loss of trade, is better than a concession to Russia $ brutal discrimination against Jews, in whom this nation has such an interest, Goverrfor-elect Sulzer's views are well known. Governor Wilson is believed to sympathize with them. His choice of a secretary of state may be a matter of great importance.-Waterbury Ameri- can.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Congressman ', om" Reilly of Con- nectlcut is being boomed for postmaster general by the National Association of Postoffice Clerks, as 8 recognition of his work in securing the passage of the eight hour postal bill. And why not?
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

The democratic rooster is feeling so fine that he is liable to drive the old turkey gobbler clear out of the barn yard Lnd when Thanksgiving time comes we won't be able to find the turkey at all.- Seymour Record.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

We do not know what an equalizer oar is, nor how it is fastened to the truck of railroad car, but if it is likely to break, and part or all of it fall upon the tracks it should be made of stuff that will stand the strain and fastened on so that it can not fall. There is no two ways about that, and no question whatever as to its imperative necessity. It can be Standard
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

"The bald headed club of Falls Village should send an application blank to President MeIlen of the New Haven," is suggestion of the Pittstield Eagle.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
POSITIVE.
BY EMMA RODEMEYER WAIT

Oh, do not be too positive
 In the things you say and do; Remember that the other man
 Has as good a right as you To live his life and act his part,
 And to speak his mind as you. Weak human nature often errs,
 And though you mean to be true, Still do not be too positive
 In the things you say and do.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
AS AN ADVERTISING MEDIUM

The News should appeal with special force to the Hagacious business man.
 It has an extensive circulation in Western Connecticut, and especially throughout Ltch- field County and Southern Be~lShire.
 It has a competent staff of wide-awake cor respondents in the various towns to report the local doings each week, and goes into the homes and is perused by the entire families of the thrifty intelligent, reading class of people whom She long headed advertiser most desires to reach
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

"He says that his IS the straight and narrow way of existence."
 "He speaks truly. His one ideal is the pronoun T. Washington Star.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

It is dangerous to shoot a New York gambler, but the penalty for shooting the average New Yorker seems to be about the same.-Pittsfeld Eagle.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

With the price of native turkeys at 40 cents a pound homemade sausage and pan cakes sounds pretty good to us.- Shore Line Times.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Ansonia has good reason to give thanks that her city, state and national elections fall on the same day. Up in Meriden for instance, they have no sooner survived one election than they begin to get nervous over another, city election of some consequence. One Meriden politi- clan says that this year Git is just one dinged election after another" And it is the same in number of Connecticut cities.-Ansonia Sentinel.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Subscribers are requested to notify the pub sher promptly of any failure to receive papers egularly, changes of residence etc.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Connecticut now consist of Falls Will lage and some other places.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28

Get Together. Pull Together. Wake up Don't be content to wizzle up with dry-rot.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
MISCELLANEOUS

AR. PATTEN, optican of Torrington, 'onn. will be at The Garfield" hotel the first Mon day and Tuesday afternoons of each month If unable to call send postal. Consultation Tree x. R. STARK, Nurse, Canaan Telephone lb-2 LOST-Two Crowbars from Chemical Engine and Hose Cart of the Canaan Hose Co. One painted red and the other black. Return to A. J. WiggeswOrth, Canaan, Conn.
 FOR RENT-House on Church St. Reasonable rate. C. E. Badgley, Canaan.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
WRITE LETTER ABOUT

Communications on subjects of general inter- est to The News readers are invited, but no attention will be paid to anonymous letters.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
GOOD SUGGESTIONS

Canaan, Nov. 26.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
WANTED

Address, Box 202, East Canaan, Conn. WANTED-Sales agent for Canaan High grade Piano line. Write E. w. Gray, Box HIS, Hartford, Conn.
Connecticut western news., 1912-11-28
Cent-a-Word Advertisements
 Minimum Charge 25 Gents
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-One new gasoline engine 8 h. D., with wood saving outfit, or exchange for live stock. D. D. Corners, Canaan. Conn, k. F. D.