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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15

First published Oct 10, 1920
NOTICE or SALE OF REAL ESTATE
State Of Oklahoma, Grady Count.-In
the County Court
In the Matter OF the Guardianship OF
James Bond Tuttle, a Minor James
II. Tuttle, Guardian
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned, as guardian OF the estate OF
James Bond Tuttle, a minor, will, Oh
the slss day Of October, 1912, sell all
Of tho interest Of said minor in and to
the following described property to.
wit:
The north half OF the southeast
quarter OF the northwest quarter and
the south half Of the northwest quar-
ter Of the northwest quarter and the
southwest quarter of the northwest
quarter less 1-1OO COD acres occupied
as right Of way by the Oklahoma City
and Western Railway Of section TWEEN
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15

For the seventeenth time in three
years the microscopic South American
state has undergone a change Of ad-
mlnistratlon, and the new potentate.
President Casper, the three hundred
md second, had summoned an artist,
and was ordering new designs for all
the oiagal uniforms.
4 want something striking" he de-.
elared-@ something snowy, even. Ny
people are impressed by such things.
I have here some sketches made my
self. Look them over, and be guided
BY these Ideas as fer as possible"
The artist examined them care
fully.
They we're gorgeous AFFAIRS. Green
,oats We'd with crimson vests in
brillianey, orange-colored trousers
with scarfs OF Cambridge blue All
he coiors Of the rainbow we're there.
ADJ" he said turning the pages.
This Is evidently for the rnvy. this
Ter the army this fer thia- what ia
AlB for, with the long plume on tie
.hree-eornerod hat the bright yellow
lress, trimmed with purple aud
THAT explained the president.
brayes 'is for the secret policalH
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15
First published Oct II, 1921
NOTICE or SALE or PROPERTY
UNDER EXECUTION.


Whereas, On the 9Th day OF septem-
Der, 1912, there was issued out OF the
Superior Court BY the Clerk thereof.
an executioa directed to me as sheriff
Of Grady County, Oklahoma, com
manding me to levy upon certain prop
erty Of w B. Harris, found in my
county to satisfy a judgment hereto
fore rendered in the Superior Court
Of Grady County. Oklahoma, wherein
the Guaranteed state Bank Of NARROW,
0klehoma. was plaintiff, and w. T..
Aiken. W B. Harris, ct al were de-
PENDANTS, IA the amount oi s2sso0
principal 1920 COSTS Of said suit and
interest thereon amounting to the sum
Of 1910 and accrued costs amounting
io the sum ol $3.50, making a total
due at The Time Of the issuance of said
execution Of ss54i5. and in pursuance
Of said execution / took possession Of
the following described property. TO-
Wit.
One black stallion, Six years old,
weight 1850 pounds fifteen hands high
named Trope; one sorrel mare. about
five years old. weight 100 pounds, fiji
teen hands high named May. one
brown horse, about three years old.
weight $50 pounds, fourteen and one
halt hands high; ore sorrel fiily and
her colt; one red COW. seven years old,
branded S Q on left hip; one red COW.
four years old. named Little Red: one
red COW. three years old, named Cher
ryi one red COW two years old named
Rose, and undivided one half interest
in forty-fiye acres OF corn on the P. Al.
Thompson place, about five miles
NORTH, and one mile east Of NARROW,
Oklahoma.
And # appearing that said guaran-
teed state Bank Of NARROW, Oklahoma
the execution plaintiff, las paid Off
and deposited ID the Clerks office Of
the County Of Grady State Of Okla
homa, certain mortgage given By
tbe execution debtor herein. ". b.
Harris. The amount Of said mortgage
debt being the aun d sfi7oo
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15

Here is a woman who speaks from
personal knowledge and long expert
ence, viz. Mrs 2. H Brogan OF VIII
son, Pa, who says, q know from ex-
perience that Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is FAR superior to any other.
For Group there is nothing that excels
30" For sale by an dealers-Adv.
d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15

will be reGaired to attach to his bid a
certified check or cash in the amount
Of $4,000 to guarantee the good faith
Of his bid
Dated this the 10th day Of October,
1912.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15
RAes wANTEn.

Cash paid Tor clean cotton rags
Express office.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15
THE o.NosR AFTER GRIP

lies often in a rundown system Weak
ness. nervousness. lack Of appetite, en-
liver and kidneys often follow an at.
tack Of this wretehed disease. The
greatest need then Is Electric BHlers.
the glorious tonic, blood purifier and
regulator Of stomach, liver and kid.
neys Thousands have proved that
they wonderfully strengthen the
nerves build nap the system and re.
store to health and good spirits after
an attack Of grip. n suffering. try
them. Only so cents. Sold and 81.
feet satisfaction guaranteed by Brown
& Co.-Adv d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-10-15

RAGS WANTED.
Cash paid for clean cotton rags
Express office.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
CABLEGRAMAS
Los detalles
del siniestro
Nueva York, microbes

Nueva York. microbes
Ell Vicepresidente Franklin, de La Ma
rina international de Comercio, dijo
ante ell Comite del Senado, que Sc dete-
nian los primeros informes acerca del
Titanic, para evitar una alarma innece-
saria; pero, que tan pronto como Sc re-
cibieron noticias especificas, fueron da-
das la prensa Convino en- que ell bar
co no llevaba sufcientes botes salvavidas.
Ell Sr Boxhall, ell cuarto Official del Tifa-
nc, manifesto que en- vano trataron de
conseguir auxilio, pesar de haberlo pc
dido, de un buque que no pudieron iden-
tifcar, y que Sc hallaba solamente mi
las de distancia del lugar de la catas-
trofe Frank Flash, jefe de los vigias
del buque, declare que ellos habian pedi-
do anteojos los que no les fueron sunni
nistrados Di6 aviso de que la masa de
hielo Sc hallaba delante pero no pudo f.
jar ell tempo que pas6 entire ell aviso y ell
choque. Hasta la fecha Sc han recuperado
II cadaveres de las victimas
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
La conferencia ma
cional de comercio
Nueva York, microbes. =

Nueva York, microbes.
Ell Presidente Taft dio La bienvenida
a ESQ delegados, representando todos
los estados posesiones insulares de los
Estados Unidos, en- la Conferencia Ma
cional de Comercio que Sc celebr6 aver
en- ell New Willard Hotel de la ciudad de
Washington Ell Secretario de Conner
clio Y Trabajo, Charles Nogel, tambien
habl6. John NJ. Turner ha sido nombra-
do miembro de la Comisi6n para orga-
nizar permanentemente estas conferen-
cias
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

Nos dicen de Humacao que en- la ca
rretera, y en- ell sitio conocido por Puer-
ia de Santiago, ell autom6vil ndmero410,
guiado por Virgilio Delgado que no
tiene licencia de chatter arroll6 a An
tonic Figueroa, fracturandole la pier
ma izquierda, la que fu6 precise ampu-
tarle en- scgnida en- ol hospital munici-
pal.
Contra Delgado ina sido presentada
una denuncia por la policia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Una huelga
de rnecanicos
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Nueva York, microbes
La Union de Mecanicos de Locomoto-
ras de los Estados Unidos, resolvi6 decla-
rarse en- huelga, pidiendo mayor salario,
pero ha aceptado las ofertas de media
ci6n que la hizo ell Comisionado del Ira
bajo y ell Juez Knapp de la Corte de Co
mercio. Sc cree que las companies de
ferrocarriles aceptaran las ofertas de
mediaci6n Sc evitara la huelga.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Los desastres
del ciclon

Nueva York, microbes
Los 1ltimos informes del cicl6n que
azot6 Illinois Indiana, demuestran
que hubo 72 muertos incluyendo los
II de Mackinstry y los Is de Bush,
Illinois, Los heridos fueron $50 y los
danos alcanzaron varios centenares de
miles de d0lares
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

dos Unidos del decreto aprobando La
reorganozacion de la American Tobacco
Company, fue aprobado en- ell Senado.
Ell bill ola instrucciones al Attorney Ge-
neral para apelar Ell case, dando a las
companias tabacaleras Independence
ell derecho. de participar EN- la argumen-
-aci6n que el establezca.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

En- ell barrio San Patricio, de Ponce,
hubo una reyerta entire varios indivi-
duos, resultando de ella la fractura del
craneo de Jose Rivera, quien Sc halla
en- tan grave estado que Sc teme por su
vida.
La policia anda caza de los que agre
dieron a Rivera.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Local para Oficina

En- calle centrica de esta ciudad sc
alquila un departamento propio para
oicina.
En- esta Redaccion, San Jose 8, altos,
o en- la imprenta del BOLETIN MER-
CANTIL, Sc daran informes
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

Ell domingo 1ltimo Sc suicide EN- San
Sebastian don Vicente Rivera. quien pa
decla de enagenaci6n mental. Ell sefior
Rivera Sc hizo con una cuerda un lazo
corredizo al cuello despues Sc colg6
de una viga de su casa, desde la cual
Sc lanz0 al otro mundo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
CABLE ENSACIONAL

F1a0Ia TAFT, dec
E Bill del Az6car libre mur6
endran efecto dentro pode
Les recomendamos
mpazan progreso del pals (ara nutrc6n saac
cn del esptu los amOnes gagOs genunos de las a
cas- todo magro exusvamente udo amOnes Jaba
de Whesphaa amone de los Princes Chorzos Bbanos
de Logono Sobreasada Maorca Qucos exqusos
bones franCeses; Vnos del Ryn Vino
todaS las comidas saud
oda prueba sosteniendo energfas
eo todo Bill la tranquidd bienea
ell mas hermoso brilante
sns
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Ell temporal en-
los Estados Unidos

Nueva York, microbes
Durante un fernando habido aver Ell
las cercanias de Aiken, Carolina del
Sur, resultaron cuatro muertos y varios
heridos
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

La polcia de este distrito ha pres
tado~los siguientes servicios en- las titi-
mas veinticuatro horas:
lnfracci6n ordenanzas municipales,
tres; infracci6n leyes de sanidad, una
portar armas prohibidas. Total cinco.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

Por haber violado la ley de Rentas
lnternas, vendiendo licores sin tener IL
cencia, ha sido arrestado en- Arroyo ell
individuo Jose Ortiz.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

Buena oportunidad para colocarse.-
Sc necesita una senorita que sepa ha-
blar Ingl6s, Frances Espanol, para
dedicarla al expendio en- un estableci-
miento
En- las ofcinas de este peri6dico SC
daran informes.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

Ell vapor ''Cretan" de la Compania
de Transportes de Comerciantes Y Mine
ros, choc0 con ell IroQuoiS, de la Inca
Clyde, cerca del cabo Hatteras, durante
Una niebla muy densa. Ambos resultaron
con averias muy considerables pero pu-
dieron continuar su marcha No hubo
ninglln herido.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
A. Scrmsento.

NueStro director agradece la designa-
ci6n que de 6l Sc hace para fornar parte
de tan patri6tica comisi6n a la que des-
de luego ofrece todo su concurso Y todo
su entusiaSmo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24

y los vecinos todos de San Juan Y sus
pueblos adyacentes, les interesa saber
que el jueves veinticinco, es decir mana
ma, Sc remata en- el CINE de la PLaga la
mar de muebles y aparatos que pueden
ser utileS para muchas cosas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
MAS NOTICLAS

En- la playa de Ponce Sc suicide aver,
disparandose un tiro de revolver, ell IN
dividuo Eusebio Olivera.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
HERNdllVIO DIAZ

Su actividad prodigiosa
y el cuidado con que este
AVOCADO -NOTARIO
estudia y despacha todas
las cuestiones que Sc le So
meten, asl como 10 modico
de sus honorarios, lc hacen
cada dfa mas merecedor
de la conhanza absolute
que sus numerosos ellen
tes lie diSpensan.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Io del trust del tabaco

Nueva York microbes
Ell bill Cummins, que permite la ape
laci6n la Corte Suprema de los Esta-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Senor


La Junta Directiva de este centro ha
acordado, respondiendo gustosa a alta.
carta del Vice-C6nsul de Espaiia en-
Puerto Rico, nombrar una comisi6n com
puesta de don Manuel Lomba como Pre-
sidente y vocales don Antonio Maria
Somoza, don Jose Maria Pedreira. Don
Gabriel Arce, don Rogue Gonzalez. los
directores del =" Heraldo y BOLETIN,
para gestionar los medios adecuados d.
allegar recursos con destino a los heri-
dos y familias de los muertos en- La pre-
sente campana de Marruecos, de eonfor
midad con indicaciones hechas ~por Ia
Asociaci6n de Senoras que bajo la pre-
sideneia de S. NJ la Reina Sc ha cons
tituldo en- Madrid con aquel objeto
tengo ell gusto de participate a US
ted para su conocimiento y efecto.
Muv atentamente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Por los heroes
d e NJ elilla

San Juan p r., % de Abril de 1912.
Senior Don Jose Perez Losada
Director del
BOLETIN MERCANTIL.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-04-24
Un choque de vapores

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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
HOW PAPER CAME TO BE
A Wasp In a Garden Was respiration
to Nlpponese Who Could Grasp
Opportunity.

Long years 40 q Japanese walked
through his pretty garden to his home:
his hands were clasped behind his
back and he was thinking as he cross
ed the bridge to pluck a fresh wiste-
ria blossom that hung just over his
head. This little gentleman had a
great many parcels to send out from
his shop every week. and he had al
ways wrapped them In silk; but this
was expensive material and he need
ed something cheaper for his purpose
All at once a wasp came fitting to-
ward him, but he thrust 1t away that
1t might not nip his nose, and 10!
there at his hand was a wasp's nest!
1t was made of thin wood pulp, soft
ened into thin paste by the Jaws OF
the insect. then formed and left
to dry.
why cant ! do that same thing?"
thought the Japanese merchant. Get
certain wood, form II into a pulp by
means of water from the river and
make something like this wasp's nest
In consistency to wrap about my pack
ages" So this was the way paper was
nrst discovered: wasp few across
the path of a man WHO walked one day
in vine-clad garden of old Japan
Rams Horn.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
THEIR APPETITES WITH Them
2Ts Pounds of Meat and IL Quarts Of
Strong Drink Per Capita
Is French Record.

Frenchmen are pretty able trencher-
men, but the following account of a
meal made by eight Norman peasants
surpasses expectations. According to
the Medical Journal, a grazier with
seven of his friends undertook an ex.
petition to gather fagots.
Among them they should have man
aged some 400 fagots, but 81 repre-
sented the sum of their work, the
small total being accounted for, pos
sibly By the luncheon which the octet
devoured. They managed to consume
20 pounds OF meat, quarts of pure
perry. 10 bottles of assorted wines, 9
bottles of champagne and s quarts of
cider brandy of an alcoholic strength
OF 65 per cent A roast goose, placed
thoughtfully among the rations. was
not required.
This luncheon represents an aver.
age of 215 pounds of meat and IL
quarts Of milk. none of It weak, per
capita during the IL hours occupied
by the expedition
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
FREE SAMPLE INDIGES-
TON REMEDY,
Finest Ever For Gas, SOurness, Fermenta
ton, Heaviness And Upset Stomach.

Send name and address to Booths
MI-O-NA, Buffalo, ~ Y. Say "Send
me sample of MI-O-NA', and you will
have an opportunity to try for yourself
a remedy for Indigestion. Dyspepsia,
Gastritis or Catarrh of the Stomach
that has relieved and cured thousands
upon thousands of people throughout
America
So certain are MI-O-NA Stomach
Tablets in any case of disordered
stomach that R. E. McRoberts & Son
will supply you with the distinct under
standing that if you are dissatisfied
with results they will refund the pur-
chase price. Could anything be fairer?
For Dizziness, Billousness, Headache.
Nervousness, Sleeplessness or any dis
ease arising from an upset, weak or
sick stomach, MI-O-NA Stomach Tab
let's are highly recommended, 80 cents
box all over America.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
RELIEVES CATARRH IN
ONE HOUR.

The quickest and easiest way to open
up your mucus elOgged head and free
the throat from Catarrhal secretions is
to breathe Booths HYOMEI.
Don't waste time with impossible
methods; HYOMEI has ended the
misery of Catarrh for thousands of des-
pairing sufferers; it will do the same
for you if you will give it fair trial.
Just breathe it; it kills Catarrh germs
and banishes Catarrh. A HYOMEI
outfit, which includes inhaler, costs
S1.0O. Separate bottles, if afterwards
needed soc, at pharmacists everywhere.
Money back from r. E. McRoberts
& Son if dissatisfied.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
WATCH YOUR HAIF
LADIES.
HAIR
Eternal Vigilance is the Price of LuxurianI
and Radiant hair.

If dandruff germs are devouring the
nourishment that belongs to the hair, it
will soon begin to fall. Furthermore it
will lose it's life ind lustre and will be-
come dull, faded and even gray.
If you have any signs of dandruff. go
right to your druggist to-day and get a
5Ocent bottle of PARTISAN Sage. This
delightful hair tonic is guaranteed by
R. E. McRoberts & Son to kill dandruff
germs, clean the head of filthy dandruff,
stop falling hair and itching scalp. and
preserve the color and beauty, or money
back. And it does just what it is guar
anteed to do and that's why its sales
are so enormous the country over.
PARTISAN Sage is the favorite of
refined women. One bottle proves its
superiority.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
IT NEVER FAILED.

The young man who reads the pa
pers had choice lower berth in the
Pullman.
He had noticed that day the story of
the young man who had given up his
lower berth to q lady several years
before and was remembered In her
Will to the extent Of $4,000.
AS he entered the car he heard a
woman expostulating with the conduc-
tor. There was no berth for her. AS
she passed the young man she dropped
a bank book. Tie young man picked
1t up and quite by accident noticed
that 1t showed q red ink balance Of
$4,000.
The young man gave the lady the
bank book and his berth In the same
sentence.
A little later the woman glanced at
the book and smiled.
1T never fails to work." she muir.
INJURED.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
What We Never Forget

according to science, are the things as
ISOLATED with our early home life, such
as Bucklen's Arnica Salve, that mother
or grandmother used to cure burns.
boils, scalds, sores, skin eruptions, cuts,
sprains or bruises. Forty years of
cures prove its merit. Unriyaled for
piles, corns or cold sores. Only Is
cents at R. E. McRoberts & Son. I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Why He Was Excused,

"Why aren't y,u doing service in
the Mexican armyif" asked the Ameri-
can.
"Ill tell you," replied the Mexican;
"the army In Me- ico Is recruited by
drawings held annually in each mu-
nicipality and conducted by city Of
fcials."
Eyes, understand that"
well, you see. I'm a cartoonist,
and when they saw my drawings they
excused me-"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Baseball Courtshlp.

How do sand with you, little
girl?" inquired Il 3 ardent fan.
You have percentage of about
$50 just now" al swered the lady fan,
and lead the LEI que"
Il am glad to hear that. l was
afraid was in IL p second division of
your affections"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Higher Mathematics,

what we want.P said the orator, "is
square deal"
YES" replied the studious reform
er, and in order. to secure that we
must do away w'th the political ring.
1t is the ancient and very difficult
problem of squari lg the circle"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27

"Circumsantial evidence points
strongly toward you as the perpetra-
tor of the mystic dous crime" said the
detective. do you desire us to send
for lawyer or spiritual adviser?"
Great Scott, MOI" replied the ex-
cited suspect. Send for an alienist."
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Not the Rioht Sort.

Gaddie-He's IN business for him
self and his prosl ,ects seem very good
Wise-Oh, he Won't make a big for.
tune in hurry.
Gaddie-Think not?
Wise-No. HIS manners are quite
refined and he uses good grammar
Catholic Standard, and Times.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
BasIs of His Belief.

Sillicus-Do you believe in long en-.
gagements?
Cynicus-Sure. The longer a man
Is engaged the less time he has to be
married.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Easily Guessed.

what will the woman Of tomorrow
be-" sighed the pensive person.
"Oh, a year or two younger than
she is today" replied the one who had
reasoned things out.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Her Reason.

her Reason.
"Brs. Bloodgood Is sending out cards
for a little dance"
Wants to entertain a few friends,
does she?"
Eyes. and to snub q few more."-
Harper's Bazaar.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Slightly Twisted,

Have you been out to Bingle's
bungalow"
"Yes,.I was out there recently and
one of Bingle's guests took so many
highballs he insisted on calling the
place Bungle's Bungalow"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Not HARMFUL.

'T hear there was great deal Of
vacillation in your family recently,
Mrs. Gump?"
YES, indeed. there was; but none
Of 1t didn't ever.take"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Its Way,

Mature works in rather a para
1oxical way when storms destroy build
ngs.'
How SOP"
"They knock down the buildings by
razing them"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Ever fsotice it7

II your hat should. blow off and roll
Away from you Just let it.
stand where you { re; some willing soul
Will chase srouI d and get It,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27

First Boy-Wl en- I told the boss yis-
tidy dat wan ed to git off cause
gran'mother wuz dead he said: Ger
tiny; go ahead"
Second Boy-He's q real sport,
amt he?
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27

Notwithstanding is not likely
to endure as sport.
Sweet-No; people are already SO
shy that it's mere a matter of luck
than skill when anybody is run down
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-27
Found Out.

He swore his cart was in his work,
His wife did wonder why,
She came and Jaw his lady clerk,
Then raised a dreadful cry.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-16
To Owe Concert.

There will BE- "a concert given 10 Pest.
niger = iu the Grove on next Thursday
evening BY Meyers orchestra OF wheel
Ing