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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

The readers Of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages. and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
a constitutional disease. requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. thereby de-
strosing the foundation of the disease.
and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and as
sisting nature in doing it's work. Tie
proprietors have SO much faith in its
curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it
fails to cure. Send for list OF testi.
monials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., To-
ledo. Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists. .5c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti.
patton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
No Cascaret User
Ever Has Headache
a 10 cent box will keep your liver,
stomach and bowels clean, pure
and fresh for months.

Sick headache, billiousness, dizzt'
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and
foul breath-always trace them to tor
pld liver. delayed fermenting food in
the bowels or sour. gassy stomach.
81 Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out OF
the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this yoison reaches the
delicate brain tisG de it causes conges-
ton and that 1 all. throbbing, sicken-
ing headache
Salts. catl attic pills. oil and purga'
tive waterH. force a passageway for a
day or t.o-yes-but they don't take
the poiLons out and have no effect up
on the liver or stomach.
CAscarets Immediately cleanse and
regulate the stomach, remove the sour.
undigested and fermentilg food and
foul gases. take the excess bile from
the liver and carry out of the system
all the decomposed waste matter and
poisons in the intestines and bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10cent box
from your druggist means inside clean
illness and a clear head for months.
Ask any of the millions of Cascaret
users II they ever have headache.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
Peruna . Family Niece ssity.

Mrs. Gilmore Barrett. $40 South Lin
coin St. Robinson. Illinois, writes: Il
just want to tell you what wonder
iul medicine have found Peruna to
be in my family. have used 1t for
years, and am sure il has saved me
many and many doctor bill.
II first used 1t myself and found it
cured me. Then my little girl was
cured Of dreadful case of catarrh of
the head.
Il always have a bottle Of Peruna
IN, my house. as I think it a real ne
ce6sity where there is family"
. colds and catarrh.
Mrs. NJ. F. Jones. Burning Springs.
KY. writes: I'VE have been using Pc
r,,na for some time. and have no hest
taacy In recommending II for the one
thousand and one ailments of human.
fly. No family should ever be without
Il for II 10 un unfailing cure fos
colds, and It IL an excellent remedy to
prevent and relieve Group.
And to speak from . standpoint Of
R1psrisaes ! can caadidly ~ that Il
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
MODELS OF BREWTY.

Gems Of Cerrsspondsnes In Which
There Wsre No Words Wasted.
A couple Of Quakers hold the record
for brief letters. One Of them. wish
ing to learn II q correspondent in a
distant town had any news to COM
municate. posted to him a sheet Of pa
per on which only q note Of tnterroga-
ton was written The reply came in
the form Of . blank sheet. indicating
that there was nothing at all to COM
municate.
brevity in letter writing. Quin had a
misunderstanding with Rich, the man.
ager Of Covent Garden. which result
ed in Quin's leaving in an unceremoni-
Gus manner. He soon regretted the
hasty action and wrote to the man
ager. II am at Bath.-Quin." Rich
did not think this sufficient apology
and accordingly replied. Stay there
and be hanged"
Everybody remembers the letters
that passed between Samuel Foote and
his mother. Dear SAM" wrote the
lady. II am In prison for debt.-Your
loving mother" Foote'S answer was
even shorter: Dear Mother-So am
IT,
March 10, 1870. was 4 notably dark
day in Boston. A certain lady was in
duced thereby to write the following
note to the famous DR.. Byles: Dear
Doctor-How do you account for this
darkness:" To which the doctor sim
ply replied. Dear Madam-1 am as
much in the dark rs you are."-Pear-
sons Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

ant part Of the Post and can be con-
Quoted along harmonious and highly
entertaining lines, but We don't all
see fit to take advantage Of all the
Post Offers in this line. Let every
member help to make the Post for ev-
eryone that has his name recorded on
the membership roll. Build up the
social feature, have smokers, enter
tafnments. and a general good time,
election nights and all other nights
that entertainments are given. Be a
good fellow. and do all the good you
can to everybody you can. and as you
pass along LIES journey bear in mind
the Golden Rule. Also remember
that anything you can do to promote
happiness among men, do it as you
go along. for you will not pass this
way again.
w. II. QUIGG.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

1OnSil1ne aabitual smokers a1e
Cures infammation Of tho
Smokers smofer,. A sore :; t6 Sa,sa
a.TD>~o~< and frequently be-
comes SO painful that
food is swallowed with difficulty.
If nothing is done to prevent it, tho
disease may develop into cancer Of the
throat. Hundreds Of men have had to re-
sort to surgical operations because Of it
many have died az . result of it.
II you have smoker sore throat, don't
disregard it. 1t may be gone tomorrow
but twill surelyreturn again and in . moro
severe form: L il Naturea danger signal.
T0NSILlNE win positively cure you
and keep tho throat clean and healthy,
preventing the consequences OF neglect.
TONSIl1NR is the result II years 0k caEe-
fulstudy and psactieal- woEk, End ii .made
from drugs used for years inthe cure d
throat diseases. TONSILNB destroys tia
poison germs Of all kinds Of sore throat
and cleanses away painful and poisonous
liberation. 1t soothes and heals the tender
mouth and throat membranes and removes
the cause Of throat trouble.
A quick, safe, soothing, healing
,antiseptic cure for Soro Throaf, III
briedy describes TONSlLINE.
We know from long experience y
it VIII Do al We claim for It.
25 cents and 80 cents. Hospital
Size 41.00. All Druggists.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
At The Murray.


Tonight is the last opportunity to
see the show at the Murray which ev.
cry one has united in acclaiming to be
the seasons best bill. From the time
Miss Fay Hough opens the show with
her recitative songs until the Musical
Byrons render their last number it
goes with a swing that would be hard
to beat. There is singing, talking, dane
|tng, big novelty and music galore un-
til one wonders from whence came
this great variety bill, Miss Hough has
q most novel and entertaining way Of
putting her songs over, that makes
her favorite. McPhee and Hill the
big acrobatic act, an act that has play
ed in every civilized corner Of the
globe are excellent Comedians as we'll
as acrobats and have many good hear
ty laughs. Mclaughlin and Sturat,
1.-The RUDE Pair" are a scream at every
performance while the Five Musical
Byrons are the most popular musical
act that has ever played Richmond.
Such combination of instruments has
perhaps never before been seen on any
stage and these Ave dark skinned de-
serve much credit for their cleverness
and musical abaility.
Next week Ethel Whitesides and her
Pickaninnies will hold down the head
line position with a bill surrounding
her that sounds good"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

a good horse to death. We trust our
Secretary and Treasurer may recon-
slider his duties and feel he can again
do Justice to both.
At the meeting last Saturday night
it was decided to hold a smoker on
election night, which will be Saturday
night. March Goth. Some opposition
to this arrangement seemed to prevail,
without as far as the writer could see.
any particularly sane reason. Per-
haps our relations to Post c. do not
permit us to look upon parts of the
workings of that institution in the
way we probably should. However,
the time has not yet come for Post c..
to 60 on record as favoring any one
class of membership to the exclusion
cording to the fundamental principles
Of T. =. A'ism. The Travellers Pro-
tective association was conceived
twenty-five years ago and dedicated to
the principles that all members have
equal rights, and it is an association
of men whose ideals are the highest
Of any class of men on earth, and who
believe in fair play in every sense OF
the word. 1t Is an association of trav-
cling men. by travelling men and for
travelling men, and these men believe
every member of this great and won
derful association is accorded the
same rights and privileges as every
other member, and any member who
Is not entitled to these rights should
no longer be permitted to enroll his
name on the, roster of the greatest
travelling mans organization In exist
ence. We hope our members will not
give expression again to such senti-
ment, for whenever the organization
permits such feeling to predominant,
our good name and high standing
among men will be injured. The So
cial feature Of Post c is a most pleas
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
Man Gets q Bouquet.

One foggy morning recently 4 Lack
awanna ferryboat was in collision with
q tug. No great damage was done. but
for q few moments considerable ex-
element prevailed among the commut-
ers. One woman in particular rushed
for the rail and in her panic seemed
bent on leaping overheard. An athletic
young man restrained her. assuring her
there was no danger. At length she
was sufficiently cnln,ed to speak. and
then. ciinging to her presesver's arm.
she gasped: You know. Inn spinster
and q suffragette. but there certainiy
are times when q man II q nigAty
good thing 10 have arounA"-Nsw
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
The Difference.

Late one afternoon a western sena-
tor CHANGED to run across his colleague,
who sat musing idly in a committee
room.
Hello, Tomv' said the second sena.
tor. what are you doing here?''
II was merely rejecting upon the
peculiar difference oratory has upon
different people," said the other states.
man.
Ard what induced that train of
thought?" asked the first senator,
much amused. by reason Of the fact.
we'll known to him and to others. that
his colleague was anything but an
''oratOrical" parsonage.
my speech Of this afternoon" ex-
planned the senator do You know
that speech kept me awake for four
nights. and today it put all who heard
it asleep?"-New York Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
An Old Friend.

A private soldier once rendered some
slight service to the first Napoleon.
THANK you. captain" said the EN-
peror carelessly.
"In what regiment, sire?' was the
instant response Of the quick witted
private.
I'm my guards" replied the emperor,
pleased with the mans ready retort.
This incident, with appropriate vari
atoms, also happened to Genghis
Khan, Ivan the Terrible. Attila, Gus
tavus Adolphus, Louis XIV. Charlie
magne. Alexander. King Alfred. Xer-
xes, Richard the Lion Hearted and
Henry Of Navarre.-Success Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
A Woman Is As
Old As She Looks

Thousands OF women owe their
youthful appearance to Newbro's Her
picide No matter what may be her
age, a woman with a nice head of hair,
hair that is soft, glossy and fluffy, al
ways looks younger than she is.
Herpicide makes the hair beautiful
with that sheen and simmer which is
SO attractive and always indicates a
healthy, natural growth. 1t keeps the
scalp free from dandruff and the hair
from falling out.
There are remedies said to be Just
as good,r but Herpicide is the gena-
inc original dandruff destroyer.
One dollar size bottles sold under a
guarantee by leading druggists every
where.
Recommended and applications made
by the best BARRIERS and hair dressers
Send 10c in postage for sample and
booklet to The Herpicide Co., Dept. r.,
Detroit, Mich.
A. G. Luken & Co., Special Agents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
0uoerod by Suicide,


'What do you think Of $50 In one
week for new razdrs?" said the boss
barber. That's what we spent this
week. We got an entirely new set.
Had to do it or lose our trade.
"A man cut his throat with one Of
our razors last Saturday. Other GUS
toners heard about 1t. and they got
afraid they might be shaved with the
fatal razor. The only way we could
convince them there was no danger
was to swear that we had thrown all
the old razors away and show them a
bill for the new lot.
THAT has happened to US twice be-
fore. A suicide with a barber shop
razor will force the proprietor to lay
in q new supply every time."-New
York Time9x 81 F. ,.-~+
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
A Natural Bent.

Professor" said Miss Skylight, -
want you to suggest a course In life
for me. have thought Of journal.
ism
'What are your own inclinations:
''Oh. my soul yearns and throbs
and pulsates with an ambition to give
the world a life work that shall he
marvellous in its scope and weirdly
enhancing in the vastness Of its struc-
tural beauty
woman. you're born to be a mil
iner."-London Tit-Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

Sin0 1900 the price of bread has
risen II per cent. in Germany, the
price of beef Is per cent, and pork SO
per cent. In Essen, by the figures Of
the Krupp Cooperative Society, since
1900 the price of black bread has risen
80 per cent; potatoes, 30 per cent;
veal. "a per cent, and bacon 80 per
cent.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
Trees In Oranoes,

seooS IN Oron0oo.
The Mundus, weekly published in
Rome in five languages. states that
one of the methods adopted by the
japanese to produce their curious
dwarf trees IS as follows: The pulp Of
an orange is removed through a small
hole and the skin oiled with mix
ture Of wool, charcoal and rich earth.
with one seed toward the opening in
the skin. The orange is put in a glass
and watered by the hole, and every
now and then a little wood ash is
added. The plant shoots through the
opening. and the roots pierce the skin.
As soon as they do so they are cut of
After two or three years Of this treat
ment the plant will be only a few
inches high. but will have the aspect
of an old forest tree.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
w. II. QUIGG.

Do you know that more real danger
turks in a common cold than in any
other Of the minor ailments? The
safe way ia to take Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, thoroughly reliable
preparation. and rid yourself Of the
cold as quickly as possible. This rem
edy is for sale by all dealers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
Medina Rinoa.

According to the ancient ritual. the
husband began by placing the wedding
ring upon the brides thumb and put
ting it successfully on the next two
fingers, pronouncing for each one Il
person Of the trinity. with a final
Amen" as the fourth finger was
reached, where the ring remained
New York American.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
T.. F. A..
Notes
BY w. n. @.

What has become Of the press chair.
man from Marion, Evansville and New
Albany. Our good friend Ryan. with
hls war stories, 10 the only exchange
Teaohing our sanctum at this time. T.
,. A. columns are always interesting
reading and we hope more columns
are being written than reaches us.
Anyhow ~ soon ~ the bane of the
K1ound hog has passed away and the
spring flowers begin to peep forth T.
p. A. circles will also bloom out and
noises from different posts will be
heard, and some good Post Press
Chairman may take his pen in hand"
and say things.
At the regular meeting held last
Saturday night the post decided to
conduct the election on the same plan
AZ has been pursued for the past two
years, So accordingly the president
was instructed to appoint two commit
tees to prepare two tickets to be
known ~ white" and blue" These
completes will report their respective
tickets at the February meeting and
same will be voted on at the March
meeting. The committees appointed
consists OF the following:
'White"-M. E. Shreeve, NJ. J.
O'Brien. and J. NJ. Lewis.
BLUE. p. Highley. l. N. Worth,
and J. F. Zieders.
These tickets are to be selected
without the committees comforting
1a,tth Aarh MI np Il -
the committee will know of the per.
sonnell Of the tickets till nomination
night. This, however. does not apply
to candidates to be delegates to the
National Convention at Peoria, Ills.
This ticket will be separate and Sc
lected at joint meeting of the CON-
mittees. from members who have sig.
nified their desire to 20. So II you want
to 60 to Peoria notify one Of the com.
mittees at once.
They say that Uncle Johnnie Heg-
ger and Uncle Billy Kramer have
shot off on another tangent by way OF
variety. They have temporarily at
least forsaken the "highbrows" as
we'll a. the "Rhum friends" and are
Willing the hours away attending all
vaudevilles. stock companies, and pic.
ture shows that the admission does
not exceed ten cents. They are going
morning, noon and night, cold or hot
(mostly cold), rain. snow or sun
shine. and they say they are having the
time Of their short and temptestuous
careers. We await the next "spasm."
Uncle" Marcus Hasty advises US
that on account Of advancing age, and
family cares. he feels 1t not consistent
with his best interests to burden his
declining years with Unnecessary
work. and has very kindly asked the
nominating committees to not con-
slider him for secretary and treasurer
for the sasuiag year. No doubt. In
view Of his excellent service to the
Post In the past. his request will be
given such consideration, by the
worthy gentlemen. as the conditions
surrounding the case will permit. Post
G without Marcus as secretary would
hardly be recognized. but our good
membership do not believe in riding
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
NOTICE, L. O. O. N.

Wayne Lodge No. 16., L. .. O. NJ
Until further notice you will meet at
Luken's Hall at 1880 p. M. Monday
evenings. All members are request.
ed to be present Monday as business
of very much importance will come up
Alph E. Kutter, Sec.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

There are now $4,000 foreign sea-
men in the British mercantile marine.
AS respects conditions of service In
the British navy. it appears that able
seamen receive only a penny a day
more than the rate of one shilling sew
en- pence established by the admiralty
in 1852.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
Forssss;no a Posaihie Dance,

f0ro>ootn0 Poeot6t0 OanQof.
Confidential Lawyer-Ins this inyes-
tigation you purpose carrying on. as
to what your enemies have got up
their sleeves. you will need a compe-
tent detective, l presume. Trust Mag
nate-Yes. but not too competent.
don't want one that will 60 prying
into our own private Chicago
Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
Piles! Piles! Piles!

Williams Indian Pile Ointment will euro
Blind. Bleeding and Itching Piles. It alb
serbs tho tumors, allays itching at once.
williams Indian Pile Ointment is pre-
pared for Piles and itching OF the private
parts: Druggists. mail Soc and 800. .
WILLIAMS nFo. CO., Press, Cleveland, OAle
For sale by r. F. Mcdonnell.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
What HoTook.

.s1udgen sid the guilty man, II in
herit thn feIonf3us ha6if. can't re-
sist It. My father was 4 CRATER and
my mother a photographer. can't
help taking things"
"Then take seven years at hard Ia
bor," said the fudge kindly.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
FINE TONIC
FOR WON EN-


shall not hesitate to recommend it,
especially to all suffering women.
"Peruna has gained full confidence
and permanent stay in our home.'
Catarrh for Years-peruna Relieved.
Mrs. Alice Boyle, sos Clinton ST., Cir.
cleville. Ohio, writes: Il want to In
form you what Peruna has done for
me.
Il have been afflicted with catarrh
for several years. l have tried differ
snt medicines and none seemed to do
me any good until l used Peruna. I
have taken six bottles and can praise
1t very highly for the good it has
done me.
Il also find it Of great benefit to my
children."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

NOTICE coUER De LION x. OF p.
Funeral services for Brother Fred
Haner will be conducted at his resi-
dence on South Seventh street, Sun
day at 7:3O p. m. Meet at Temple at
200 p. m.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
Crowns

Crowns.
Mr. Wibbles-What fine dark hair
you have, Miss Knox! My wife. who
Is younger than you are, has her hair
quite gray. Miss Knox--Yes, and II
I'd been your wife no doubt my hair
would have been gray too.-Boston
Transcript.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

The Eskimo gives his doctor his fee
as soon as he comes. II the patient re-
covers 1t Is kept; II not, 1t il returned.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10

Envy always implies conscious IN,
feriority wherever it resides.-Pliny.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
"Dr. Beans From Bottom"

Local theater goers who like to be
amused in an up-to-date and satisfac-
tory manner will have their wish un-
doubtedly gratifled when the latest mu-
steal comedy in three acts, entitled
Doctor Beans from Boston" comes to
the Gennett theater Saturday after
noon and night. s. H. Dudley. the Gle
yer and versatile colored comedian
will have the leading role.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
At The Coliseum.


The Ell Ray sisters, fancy skaters,
are to be at the Coliseum Tuesday and
Wednesday evenings. Here are a few
press comments:
The Ell Ray Sisters, handsomely cos
tuned and themselves naturally pref.
ty, gave the greatest exhibition Of fan
cy and trick roller skating ever seen
here. From the graceful beginning to
the sensational finish there is not a
moments intermission or dullness.-
Cincinnati Times Star.
A marvellous exhibition of graceful
ness and charm was given by Ell Rey
Sisters at the New York Hippodrome
last night-New York Herald.
Zoe and Klaire Ell Rey are the pets
of the Anna Held Company. The won
derful little skaters dance on their
toes on rollers, between lights placed a
few inches apart.-Baltimore Sun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-02-10
8anitariusn Fame.
Easilv ploaaoa.

Easily pieassd.
Friend-l suppose it IL hard work
pleasing the editors? Poet--Sot very.
All one needs do Is stop writing. Town
Topics.