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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Harmony and
Democratic Success.

Everywhere comes the cry, thar
mony or defeat" The Journal had
rather hear harmony and success
it sounds better, you know, and it
would be a good idea to forget there
lis such a thing as defeat; the repub-
licans may study it's meaning to their
thorough satisfaction.
Despite the vigorous four cornered
fight which is being made for presi-
Dental honons in the party the demo-
Gratis are closer together than ever be-
fore, and the candidates defeated at
the convention will unquestfonably
agree that the successful one, no mat
ter who he may be, is superior to the
one who will lead the Republican
forces and the national campaign will
be waged by a solid democracy fight
ing to win.
However, the harmony or defeat
cries are coming from those persons
who are opposing Woodrow Wilson
The Wilsonites have no kick coming
from any lack OF harmony in the ranks
because at this stage of the game hs
appears to have strength enough t.
get between seven and eight hundred
of the delegates.
This strength of one candidate indi-
Gates In no uncertain way that har-
mony prevails and that the Democrat
party IS united. The majority Of the
democrats are in harmony and it is III
70 the minority 70 GET right and r,rac
tice what they are preaching.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Governor Harmon AS
A Progressive" Candidate.

McClure's Magazine for April con-
tains an illuminating article by Burton
]. Hendrick, entitled "Judson Harmon,
Progressive Candidate"
The occasion for the article Is the
circulation by the Harmon campaign
managers of a green covered pamphlet
which portrays Governor Harmon as a
progressive and which seeks to give
him the credit for the various pro-
gressive measures which have recently
been enacted into law by the people OF
Ohio.
Chief among those measures are the
Public Utilities Commission bill and
the bill creating a State Tax Commits
sion under which public service cor
porations are made to pay at least
share of their rightful taxes.
Mr.. Hendrick shows that the former
bill became a law without Governor
Harmon's signature, and that the latter
bill was passed by a republican legis-
lature and that Governor Harmon also
refused to sign 1t. Both bills there
fore became laws not only without any
aid from Governor Harmon, but also
without his approval.
The attempt of Governor Harmon
campaign managers to class him as a
progressive is, nevertheless, signifi-
cant. 1t will fail of course in the OBJ
ject sought to be accomplished but it
illustrates the fact that even the re-
dictionaries recognize the tremendous
sweep of progressive sentiment and
the impossibility as we'll of nominating
anyone but progressive candidate.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

between the human brain and that of
the ape.
Man never lacked proof Of immor-
tally any more than he has lacked
proof Of sunshine.
Does the flower ask if it is worth
while to grow, to turn to seed and 20
grow again?
Does the caterpillar need to know
that out Of its chrysalis butterfly will
spring?
Proof?
The greening valleys and the flower
ing hills are spread out today like a
worldwide scroll that all men must
read.
The whole history of the develop
ment of man is proof of what the be-
lief has done for him; the whole vast
difference that lies between mankind
and apedom is proof
One may think he does not believe
in immortality, but he deceives him
self.
No mind can look at death without
looking beyond it.
Like birth, death is a line invisible
to human comprehension.
None can shut his eyes so tight as
not to see In the springtime smile Of
nature, the deathlessness of life and
the ever watchful love of God.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Clark, Hilburn and Burr are going to
get into a series Of joint debates for
the entertainment and enlightenment
of the voters of the Second district.
That is what the people OF the Third
district want instead of hearing the
candidates separately. There is no ex-
cuse for the candidates not making a
tour together for Congressman ATays is
spending as much time in the district
as any other one, and it would be BET
ter for the same crowd to hear all of
the candidates at one time
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

We trust Florida will send an IN
derwood delegation to the convention.
There are few men in that state who
wouldn't mind foregoing the pleasures
Of nightly coon hunts in order to spend
four years in the diplomatic service at
some foreign port about as small as
Pensacola = Montgomery Advertiser.
We have been informed that those
nineteen Harmon supporters have
agreed to support Underwood in the
primary, but Underwood won't get
enough votes in Florida for the best
kind of a coon dog to scent his track.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

During the recent democratic con-
ference at Pierre, South Dakota,
straw vote showed the following:
woodrow Wilson received 125 votes,
Champ Clark received "a votes. Har-
mon votes, Bryan IL votes. Folk 2
votes, Underwood 1 vote, Ollie James
/ vote and Gaynor /.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

First Passer- By-If hadn't been SO
closely buttoned up, I'd have given that
poor beggar a shilling to get some
thing to warm him up a bit.
Second Passer- By-Ohi you always
let your heart get the better of your
head. He doesn't feel the cold like
US; and I've got an extra waistcoat
under this fur coat, and yet I'm none
too waTm.-Punch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
(5RsJUMDY !. GzEMS9
Ready Wiz
CWO

Ready Wit
C'When confronted by robber
never lose your presence of mind. Di-
vert his attention If possible by jest,
etc.'-What to do.)
Put up your hands," the robber said,
raised them above my head.
"All right" says ], II ] could get
AS much upon my hands, you bet,
AS I did upon my watch when 1
Put 1t up, week before last, why,
Thered be a chance that there might
be
Something for you to steal. Search
mel"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
The Feed Fee.

Waiter-You all said 20 wanted a
good feed.
Guest-I did.
Waiter-Well, Amt I done fed 20 ?
Guest-What Of it7
Waiter-Well, ] amt been feed,
mahse'fl
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

A Hungarian physician has found a
way whereby a living hair may De
transplanted upon a bald head ana
made to grow. However, II is not
thought to be enough of q success 10
have new theatres built without the
bald-headed rows
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
$4,000 TO LEND.
on Improved City Real Es-
tate in amounts from $500
up. Escarnbia Realty Co.

Wife-Tou know that Mrs Newcomb
moved in down the street Monday. so
] called today.
Hub-Well,- well. How like poker
this social game" is.
Wife-How do you mean7
Hub-Why, in poker you also call
when you want TO see what the other
person has-Boston TRANSCRIPT
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

English capitalists who will finance
the Memphis to Pensacola road will
bring other English money to the
south where development is only be-
ginning
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Husbands of suffragette lecturers
may take pleasure in knowing that the
world gets sample of what they get
all of the time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Still we are thankful that the women
haven't thought of using our beautiful
jaybirds on their Easter hats.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Burleson Of Texas says Wilson and
Wiley would make a winning ticket
the wv. e W." being symbolical of
purity in politics and food
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Nc Cause For Alarm.

Nc Cause For Alarm.
Ths Pesacola News is making a
strenuous" effort to have the name
os Woodrow Wilson excluded from the
list of presidential candidates to be
voted for in Escambia county in the
coming primary, on the ground, as ii
claims. that he did not vote for the
Democratic nominee CIV. J. Bryant in
the election Of 1908. We have seen
the statement made, over Wilson's
own signature, that he did vote for
Bryan in 1908. Bro. Felkel ought 10
be very sure of his ground before he
introduces a disturbing element like
this into the Democratic councils Of
Escambia county or of the state. And
besides, unless the charge against
Governor Wilson can be substantiated
beyond question, the exclusion Of his
name from the ticket In Escambia
may result in the throwing out of the
vote Of that county by the state ex-
ecutive committee.-Bartow Courier
Informant.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Safe, harmless, good for
'ou or your child, G. & w.
1ivertonic, a substitute for
All druggists.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Here's hopin' Editors Carpenter and
J. t MapoIes won't bring houn1
dawg with them to the Rube-Journal
ball game tomorrow. They ought 70
forget their friend Champ until after
the game anyway.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Hardest blows are usually dealt by
the tongue, and they always hurt the
mind and not the body
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Wrote Him,sIf Down.

you newspaper fellows are self
abasing men," remarked Vox PopulL
Yes, but how did you discover it?"
asked the country editor
We'll, in this mornings paper you
refer to the editor Of a rival sheet
as an ass"
yes"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

a man in Sandusky, Ohio, saw day
light Friday for the first time II
months as the result Of having q too-F
pulled. Always affects US differently
we see stars.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

And still we'd be willing Tor the
democrats to compromise on Ollie
James for president.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Growing in Popularity.

SFoWThq N FopuIarIty.
Hon. W. n. Sheats, who ranks as
one Of the few great educators of
Florida and whose candidacy for state
superintendent of public instruction
Is growing in popular favor daily in
al parts of the state, has an an
noUncement IN this paper. It should
Be read by every man who has an
interest in our public schools. The
consensus OF opinion among the edi-
tors Of the state, as well as the people
generally is that Prof Sheats n going
to win IN the first primary Such a
result would indeed be a great Victory
fer the cause u popular education in
Eloridn.--Palatka News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Even the combination cannot take
North Cardinals delegation away from
Andy Jackson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

About the best man that we can
think of right now to I'LL Dr. whey 5
place is DR.. Wiley.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Sweet girl graduates are thinking
more about lingerie than essays al
this time,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Under no circumstances will the
Rubes be allowed to win.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

And still we've an idea that they'd
have TO be al least seventeen before
you'd think seriously.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

The only reason Pensacola has hies
and mosquitoes is that the people want
41nT1
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

That pessimist who says there u
little honesty in the world ought to re
member that padded forms have gone
out of style long ago.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Customer-What have you In the
shape Of oranges? General Store
keeper-Well, We have baseballs.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

The Diner-Let me give you a tip.
sir. The Diner-Cnion
Pacific is going up two points to-mor-
roW.-Satire.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Don't grow old, because the joys Of
youth are greatest
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Comment on State Politics and Politicians

TO whether or not he voted for Bryan,
applied for a Carnegie pension. sassed
Col. watterson, etc. On any matter
or real Importance, they are afraid 70
tackle him.-Ocala Star.
Learn the Delegates.
If you have a decided opinion as n
whom you want as the Democratic
nominee for president, you should
make yourself familiar with the names
Of the candidates for the Baltimore
convention. Some are favoring WI
son, some Harmon, some Chamu
Clark, some Underwood. The dele
gates must first carry out the wish
of the Florida democracy as express
ed at the primary, but that choice
may not be the nominee. Then the
delegates will be free 10 vote for whom
they please.-Volusia County Record.
Would Make Good Member.
John z. Stillman, who is well known
in Nolusia county. was candidate
for county commissioner Of Escambia
county, his name to appear on the
Democratic primary ballot. John IS
never satisfied unless there is some
thing doing"-and he was fully salts
fed over this little affair. as an awful
rev was raised and a resolution was
passed taking his name of. John
is a Republican. but not sinnple
and had no business as a candidate
for Democratic nomination. There is
nc doubt that John would have made
a hustliny member OF the boerd-but
as a Democrat, o! Maud!-DeLand
News
A Correct Solution
". II. Milton has offered the best
solution Of the convict problem that
lao 60 - d.
Platform for governor. We Ike n
platform for 3 candidate that has meat
,m II, and that this has.-DeFuniak
Breeze.
o'Brier Best Man.
The editorial from the Gainesville
Daily Sun. quoted elsewhere. has the
true ring IN It for Cant O'Rrien. The
Enterprise like the sun. thinks that
Cant. OBrien is the best man that is
Offering for congressman-at large and
therefore takes pleasure IN supporting
hin.-Arcadia Enterprise.
Krott an Easy Winner.
Hon. w. V. Knott is easily the
choice Of Putnam county for the re-
snonsible position OF comptroller, and
that he will win in the coming rrim-
AIRY goes without saying VIII Knott
is one Of the states big-hearted. big
Drained men, and his record in public
Office has ever been such as 10 com
mend him to the most favorable con-
siS Grafton of the voters. Our people
Will make no mistake in voting for
him on April SO.-Palatl1a Times
| Herald.
Read The Journals Want
Ads and Profit thereby.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Backward, turn backward ye grouchy
one; remember the days when ooys
vera inst as mean as they are today,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

America is the lone judge as &c
what the Monroe doctrine means.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Everything in the world depends
upon the point of view.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Couldn't Help II.

Couldn't Help II.
Kind FTiend-You make your big
gest hit in the second scene of act III.
Matinee Idol-Sir, 1 do not appear
in that scene at all.
Kind Friend-Well, my dear man.
I'm not to blame for that, am /? /
didn't write the play. you know!
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

One reason they don't wear silk
stockings in Alabama is that stock
ings of any kind are looked upon as
something very unnecessary.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Optimists never hate, but still they
don't have to exactly love pessimist.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

AS the last half of the sixth is played
will everybody in the randstand kind
1y stretch their legs and get lucky
streak.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Sunday morning is never a reting
period with the dairyman and the bot
blacks
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Politeness pays in the long run, but
you get short changed when using IL
on some people now and then.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Sometimes you'd ask barber wat
he's talking about if you had any lea
he knew.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Farmers ought not despair for al
congressmen are not as poor as tn
garden seeds they send through tn
mails.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

The worlds greatest men probably
died I1nnnticed
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Would Make Good Member.
A corrnot enInt;on

= tNTFCGE -0THET0F1- =
". II. Milton has offered the best
solution Of the convict problem that
has come TO our knowledge ir his
Platform Tor governor. We Ike n
platform for candidate that has meat
I'm r. and that this has--DeFuniak
Breeze.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Whole soulea eentleman-

CAPT ID O'BTien- n pr~earol--
candidate for cor, rressman. from the
state az large, paid the Ancient City
visit the FIRST Of the week IN the
interest Of his candidacy. Captain
OBrien IS q whole -souled, genial
gentleman who, as president Of the
National Pilots Association. has BASED
much Of his time at the national capt.
tai looking after the interests OF the
association. He. also. at one time rem
resented his district. comprising the
county Of Fscambia, In the florida
state senate.-St. Augustine Meteor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Welcome to your cemetery We editors
of the RUDE press.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Half of Grace is already dea,"
reads a headline. But this IS. surrey
not his better half.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

But the Rough Rider ought to E
able to stand rough handling.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
And Nothina Else.

She's a chilly proposition, isn't
she?"
That's natural
'TWhy?"
She's entirely wrapped up In her
SELF"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
A pifferent Boat.

There goes a broken old hulk" said
the police reporter, pointing to a bat
tered individual who was being led
from the Jail to the court room.
How can you call me that?" asked
the prisoner, reproachfully, turning
his head, when you see that / am
making my trial trip?''
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Madero is about to prove himself to
be a lemon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Little as you think of I the paro-
dies are worse than the original poetry.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Hon. Thomas g wa-t

Hon. Thomas :. West.
The crowded conditions Of our col
umns has prevented us from mention
ing this gentlenan's name as candi-
date for attorney general, for several
weeks past
However. there seems to be no
necessity for it. He is a Pentl oman
whose ability commands re7rect and
whose social Qualities wins the
esteem of all with whom he comes in
conta ct and his election seems to be
assured beyond a doubt.-Jasper
News.
Are Afraid of Him.
The newspapers opposing Wilson
are devoting a great deal of space as
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Read The Journals Want
Ads and Profit thereby.
IHoist With kIia Own pa

And In the next paragraph yon
speak Of him as our brother editor.H
"Hoist With His Own Petard."
The humorous writer he wrote
A poor joke of tighter who fote,"
But the gag was so old
That the joker was sold
There was no other biters who bote
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

The difference is you don't know
when truthful man is telling a lie
nor when a liar accidentally tlls the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Santa Rosa island is the eavorting
ground of the water nymIhs of a
Sunday afternoon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Where is this bow-wows tht so
many men go to?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31
Oh TushI

Speaking of light expense OBJ
served the rough-loolxing stranger, "all
take in its net profit
What's your business?" asked the ,
nervous drummer, increduloulsy.
I'm a fisherman"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31

Sleep is very desirable, and so is
buttermilk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-31


Everything in the world depends
upon the point of view.
AS the last half of the sixth is played
will everybody in the gandstand kind
1y stretch their legs and get lucky
streak.
Politeness pays in the long run, but
YOU get short changed when using il
on some people now and then.
The worlds greatest men probably
died unnoticed.
welcome to your cemetery We editors
of the RUDE press.
AIadero is about to prove himself to
be a lemon.
Santa Rosa island is the ?avorting
ground of the water nymThs of a
Sunday afternoon.
The difference is you don't know
when q, truthful man is telling a lie
nor when a liar accidentally tlls the
truth.
Sleep is very desirable, and so is
buttermilk.
Where is this bow-wows tht so
many men go to?
Sunday morning is never a reting
period with the dairyman and the bot
blacks.
Sometimes you'd ask barber wat
he's talking about if you had any hea
he knew.
Half of Grace is already deal"
reads a headline. But this is. surrey
not his better half.
But the Rough Rider ought to +
able to stand rough handling
Farmers ought not despair for a
| congressmen are not as poor as IN
garden seeds they send through IN
mails.
That pessimist who says there J
| little honesty in the world ought 10 re
member that padded forms nave goh
| out of style long ago.
One reason they don't wear sill
| stockings in Alabama is that stock
| ings of any kind are looked upon a
something very unnecessary.
Backward, turn backward We Crouch
one; remember the days when boy
were Just as mean as they are today
|
A Hungarian physician has found
way whereby a living hair may 2
| transplanted upon a bald head an
made to grow. However, 1t is M
| thought to be enough OF q success
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1912-04-20
Death Of cendia Paquette.

Cendia Paquette died Saturday morn
ing at Medford, Wis, following an i'll
ness Of four months. Death was due
to dropsy.
Mr.. Paquette was born in Canada
April 20, 1850, and moved to Medford
thirty years ago, entering the feed bus
mess and conducting same until his
death. He was one of the prominent
citizens of Medford and held in high
esteem. He was also a member OF
the Medford Aerie of Eagles, No. 753.
Deceased is survived by ten brothers
and three sisters, namely, Theodore,
Julian. Henry and Elzior of Quebec,
Benjamin of Montreal, Moder and Miss
Adeline of st. Appollaure, Onisine, AL.
fred and the Misses Odile and Alphon.
sine of st. Egabe, and Eugene of this
village.
The remains arrived here Wednesday
morning, escorted by Eugene Paquette
and son George. Funeral services
were held Thursday morning from the
brothers. home, Rev. FIR. Hem officiat
ing, aad the remains laid to rest in the
L'Anse cemetery.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1912-04-20
High School Play.

On Friday night, April 26th, the stu
dents of our high school guarantee to
present the treat of the year in the
comic Characterization of the adven-
lures of college bride. entitled, "The
Masonic Ring"
In the play Roderick York brings
home his college bride, whom his pee-
pie have never seen. Her college ways
shock the dignity of her new sister-in-
law, Peace York, and mystify Miss
Delaney Jones, who is deaf as wen
as nervous. Roderick becomes jealous
over Masonic" ring his wife, Floss,
wears. Ethel Wynn, her college chum,
and Fred Hall, Ethel's would-be suit
or. play upon his suspicious until he
employs Farebrother, real Pinkertop
detective, to help him unearth the mys-
terry. Various means are resorted to,
in which Roderick becomes fortune
teller and later near-victim of heart
failure. Finally, Tildie, the mischiev-
Gus fourteen-year old ward of Mist
Delaney Jones, helps clear the mys-
tery and plain gold band proves bet
ter than any number of Masonic rings.
With special music between acts, az
enjoyable evening is held in store for
the people of L'Anse.