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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
A WORD OF PRAISE
For the Augusta General Hospital by
Well Known Lewiston Gentleman.

Lewiston. Me-, Nov. 20, 1872
Editor Kennebec journal, Augusta, Me
! Dear Sir:
l trust you will permit me to en-
croach upon your good nature in ask
ing for a small space in your paper in
which l may publicly thank the Au-
gusta General Hospital authorities for
their extremely kind and efficient care
given me while l was confined there as
the result of the accident of November
18th.
l shall be greatly pleased if you will
make particular mention of the very
able manner in which the Hospital is
managed and the kindness and con-
sideration shown all who may have
business with the institution. / found,
during my stay there, that no effort is
spared to make things comfortable for
those who are in pain and are suffer
ing, and the institution. under the able
management of its Matron, Mrs. Hay
den, is a credit to the city, and indeed
to the State.
/ also wish to make special mention
of Miss Lawrenson, who was detailed
to my case, and during the week that
I was under her direct charge, found
her willing, capable and obliging. and
in fact. on the alert every instant of
the twenty-four hours in the day to
see that my slightest wish was graft
fed. eos
l have been removed from the Hos
pital in your city to the st. Mary
Hospital in Lewiston, as / felt thatTf
would be bit more contented to- be
teaEers my home and my own people.
Fyvehdwe two NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. over
here but as good as they may be and
as willing as their management and
staff is, l. am satisfied that in no place
could greater efforts be made for one s
care and comfort than was given me
at the Augusta Hospital.
Yours very truly,
c. NJ. BOWIE.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
Invention for the Deaf.

Bowditch, Webster & Co, druggists,
extend an invitation to the public TO
call and witness the test of the fa
nous Aurophone, the latest invention
for helping the deaf to hear. which
will take place Monday and Tuesday,
Nov. 25th and Goth. at their store.
Those who suffer from deafness are
invited to have a practical test of the
Aurophone, which is highly recon-
mended by specialists. The use of
this instrument stops head noises and
enables the deaf to hear distinctly.
and no unpleasant results follow
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
NEW MACHINERY

In a new building and experienced
workmen to do the work properly.
Where is such an establishment? is
the inquiry. At liz Oak st. and con-
Quoted by Tracy & Metcalf, the con-
tractors and builders. The man who
has any special jobbing work to be
done in this line would get a satisfac-
tory job, prompt attention and a price
that would please, here.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
UNLIKE ANY IMMINENT

On the market-it is free from soil or
grease, is stainless and will not in
lure the most sensitive skin. That's
he brief story that can be told of 1906
linment. But better still, for sufferers
from rheumatism, Inflammation, lame
back, neuralgia, etc, it's a valuable
friend and gives positive relies Sold
by grocers and drug stores at 25c. q
bottle.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
ToNics AND TISSUE

builders, now IS the time to take them
in order to fortify your system
against the cold winter weather and
the different diseases that come with
it. Kenney's East Side Drug Store
recommend A. d. S. Iron Tonic Bitters
its an excellent tonic. 1t will make
you stronger you will feel better and
it will help keep you we'll. So Cony
st.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

For a few days at II. J. Merrick' S
you can buy mems, women's and little
childrens sweaters of regular 69c.
quality for only ACC. Be sure also to
see the new blankets 100 pairs of them
and extra value at S5c. pair. Time
for mems wooden hose and the brown
ribbed ones at 25c. are extra value.
New things in aviation caps at soc
and $1o0. silk waists in navy. brown,
rose, black, etc $3.50 values at $1.9s
each.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

! The committee upon the new Y. NJ.
c. A. building, through the municipal
officers, has petitioned the county
commissioners to establish the street
lines on the west and south sides of
the, Y. NJ. c. A. lot. The committee
has also petitioned the city council to
establish the line of Winthrop court.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Thanksgiving will be the thought
running through the whole service at
the Winthrop Street Universalist
church, Sunday morning. The quartet
is preparing special Thanksgiving mu-
sic for the day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

James R. Parsons of Portland, as
sistant county attorney of Cumber-
land county, was a visitor, Friday in
the city, and remained at the court
house during a portion of the after
noon to listen to evidence in the Ray
mond trial
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
CUSTOM MADE CLOTHING

The kind that fits and wears, guaran
teed by ]. b. Farrell, under ConS
House. Save the dollars by buyine
where expenses admit of small profit.
and cash discounts in buying insure.
bottom prices. We customer;
these advantages, try us.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

The w. ID. Hutchins Co. has sold
the Eva M. Jenness property at the
corner of Cedar and Arsenal streets
to local parties for investment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

| Allie Hunt has returned from Dead
water, where he has been enjoying a
few days. hunting big game. Mr.. Hunt
brought back fine deer with him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

A Whist party was enjoyed, Thurs
day evening, at the home of Mrs. W
S. Laid in this CITY,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
Gard of Thanks.

| wish to thanR the many friends
who so kindly remembered me by post
cards and letters on my birthday
MRS. GEO. C. HOWARD.
II Chapel St
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

The w. C. T. U. will meet on Sunday
at 2.45 p. M. DR.. e. ]. Roberts is t.
DE the leader for the afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Marcellus Fifeld of North Man
chester was in Augusta, Friday, Wis
iting friends and relatives.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
Daily kennebee Journal
LOCAL BRIEFS.

w. c. Holt of Norridgewock was
in the city, Friday, on a business triF.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

The enterprising firm of Melville
Smith e. Son say in their ad. this
morning that christmas is almost
here and it would be we'll to look over
our stock before purchasing gifts
They give list of articles that would
make splendid gifts and ask those in.
terested to write for prices.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
MANY STRINGS

Are being made at this time for
Christmas Photos, at Norman's Studio,
1914 Cony St, aud the orders given to
have same finished for delivery abou
the middle of December It's to your
interest to do so. For you'll not be
Disappointed later on when you want
Them In a hurry. 81
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Among II. j. Turner's Christmas
goods already arriving, is a big line of
slippers that should attract the atten-
ton, such a variety of comfort and
beauty in footwear deserves. Here are
lovely boudoir Juliettes for ladies, so
charming.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
RIVERSIDE.

There will be a service at Riverside
church Sunday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

% per cent. on all suits at Pierce
Clothing Co This includes all their
new fall styles in the latest colors. See
ad. Consider this and realize what IA
off his daily price means.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

A seamless hot water bottle such a
f. r. Partridge Temple Pharmacy,
sells you today for S1.o0 shoulds have
lots of buyers who appreciate a good
thing. He guarantees them
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
SATURDAY SPECIAL SALES.

When e. Locke announces that he
has engaged his native turkeys, ducks,
geese, chickens, native pork, ETC.. it is
time to book your orders Why not
have right TO first choice, often means
much. Here you find all the fruit,
nuts, candy and Boston green stuff for
Sunday. Buy early, always wise.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

lockwood wool underwear Don't
know the extra value, of course you
will not unless you call at j. b. Far
rells and take advantage of the cut
prices on this and his hose, gloves
etc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Weber & Hewetts store has put on
new attractions since the sanitary glass
case has been placed in position in the
bakery department, so appetizing 1t
makes the fancy food products appear
Today. look for special prices on meats.
see showing in case at door Fresh
.areen stuff, no lack, order freely. New
Meadow potato chips, special prices on
oranges, grape fruit, hard candy and
those luscious" chocolates we'll named.
Sure to see the new Casaba melons,
great table novelty and very fine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Fl. G. Barker Cos stylish clean stock
of furs, clothing and furnishings Is
trade winner, today a choice Of his
mems fancy s100 shirts only 79c. Also
your selection of 25c. neclwear only
19c each. No mistake or guess about
this saving.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

JOURNAL WANT ADS.
BRING RESULTS.
GIVE THEM A TRIAL
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23
Linen Section Ready

is worth great deal to have the satisfaction of knowing
that youeuan depend the very latest styles your fayorite
Much effort has been put forth assembling such
variety of beautiful Thanksgiving linens and is gratifying
hear the favorable of the many linen seekers
But little wonder for the prices most reasonable and
in many cases unusually low. All the linens offered per-
beautifully snowy white with flaws that might be overlook
ed and found your disay We the exclusive
agents for the celebrated umdor linens without doubt the
finest linens produced.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

II. Chernowsky's ad. will reveal to
ladies cut in the prices of suits and
coats that should astonish buyers this
early in the season. Also look for great
bargains in the millinery department.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Merrill Bros store is veritable
Thanksgiving supply depot. tre-
mendous new stock real fancy groceries
to select from as their attractive vim
dows show. Is it fancy fruits, apples
oranges, grape fruit, every kind OF
grapes. the supply is overlooking Ma
tive turkeys. geese. ducks. chickens
should be booked at once. All the green
stuff. Fresh new candies. etc, etc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Folsom's best is good enough for the
best people, as all know. Home
made unwrapepd caramels, delicious
and rich goods made Friday, only lie.
h. today. Fresh corn cakes SC. dozen
at y. T. Folsom & Sons.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

1t is Saturday 29c. candy at Cough
Inns Drug Store that Mr.. Cohghlin
would like you to compare With any
regular Acc candy Do take look a,
this initial stationery 25c. a box
Very attractive and nice.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

4. No one. need he without q liberal
sized covered roasting pan after this
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Millers Fruit Store has had Chase
the expert; make you batch of cream
dates, t4e ID. and cream walnuts az
lie. h., These are awfully nice fol
Sunday and the price is awfully low
Here is a new arrival of grapes of all
kinds to astonish you. Miller selects
the hest
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Lots IS being said in favor of the
Humidor linens you see in Russell &
Weston Co.'S. Table damask, nap
kins. towels and the whole list nov
ready are worth seeing for then
beauty of finish and weave. Ladies
who value comfort in cold weather
should see the new, woolreX flannel
waist you can buy today only for SSc.
They are the well known Crown make.
Why go to Portland if any do, fol-
style suits and coats with such a
stock at home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

J.. F. Turner is ready to book your
order for everything the sunday and
Thanksgiving dinner demands. He
prides himself on his fleat department
and numberless customers attest to its
attractiveness. No lack in fine fruits,
grapes. nuts, etc, etc. Fine grape
fruit and the usual green st
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

sale at Swift & Turner Co.'S. Large
size, 15Rx10A, good weight regulation
make, for only 23e, this is cheap resi-
assured. Big Dover egg beater l'c''
regular csc. size. Tin measuring cup,
graduated to feurths and thirds, only
Sc. Three sizes iron mixing spoons
10. Il and IA inches long. sc. for
choice This company are always
generous in cut prices" on Saturday
Specials.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

|. The Tip tip" OF the Saturday candy
specials at ]. G. Johnsons may BE-
called "creoles." The richness, haVal
and high grade are all embodied in this
name Today. only lie H.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Try Blanchette & Cyr when wanting
new or second hand furniture, stoves
etc Fine line new rugs, here and
North end prices.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Whitman & Adams Co. sell today on
lot of the best beaver untrimmed hat
So. rs value for only s2.9s. Also a line o
cashmere ribbed hose soc value for 29c
BOYS and misses sizes. Childrens raj
capes. tan color, sizes 6 to Il years
age, only Csc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

+ You will find lots of shoppers turn
hing into F. l.. Hersey's store today
Nice TO feel that you are sure of style
price, fit ETC.. being unexceptional anc
correct.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

+. e. Davis & CO, get a fine response
to their Saturday specials because the
people have learned that every one
means an actual saving Today is no
exception. boys fknickerbocker pants
for 3so and boys cotton or wool hose
for 19c saves hard money.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

Beane & Cross unloading sale" of
the Perley Co.'S fine stock gives an
opportunity of making very low prices
considering this is really the Begin
ming of the season. The large ad.
gives prices and the character and
style of these suits, coats and furnish
ings are we'll known and should cause
a quick sale.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-11-23

The Sherburne & Daley going out
OF business" sale continues and nat
urally the last end of the sale reveals
the very lowest of the prices.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
CONGRESSMAN HILL COMING.
Will Speak In Bennington On the
Evening Preceding Election.

At the present time the local Re-
publican organization has in view but
two rallies for the present campaign.
On Saturday evening, August 81,
Rev. John Wesley Hill of New York,
a noted campaign orator, will speak
from the stand in front of the county
court house and on Monday evening
he night before election, Congress
man Ebenezer j Hill of Connecticut
will be the speaker.
The news that Congressman Hill
has been induced to change his SEIZED
ule so as to come to Bennington will
be pleasing news to the voters of all
parties. He was here four years ago
and the speech he delivered is re-
membered by those who heard him
as one of the best campaign argu-
ments ever presented here.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
Persistence Of the Primitive.

They said the horse would be displaced
by modern motive power.
And yet the course he long has traced
He plods from hour 10 hour.
Though locomotives shrek along
And motorcars rush by,
While trolley chariots sound the gong
And bid pedestrians fly,
The plain. Old fashioned things persist,
And In an hour Of need
When mechanism gets q twist
We give them thankful heed.
Displace the horse and so upset
Tho price of hay and bran,
These great inventions have not yet
Displaced the pushcart man!
Washington star.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
ENTERTAINED THE VETERANS.
Old Soldiers Had An Opportunity To
"See the Sights" in Bennington.

There were a number of pleasing
features of the annual reunion of
the Bennington county veterans as
ISOLATION held here Thursday. There
was a particularly generous response
on the part of the automobile owners
to the request that the old soldiers
be given a tour of the village. So gen
eral was this response that even the
ladies of the Relief Corps were given
rubber-tired trip over the village
Edward r Cook of Wilmington,
who, with Thomas H. Whitman of
this village, enlisted from the town
of Sunderland in f Company of the
9th regiment. met at the reunion and
recalled the fact that 40 years ago
about this time of the year they had
their picures taken and to make the
story complete they went to a local
studio Thursday and had them taken
again
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
punched Hits.

There may be other records to equal
or exceed, but certain it is that Rube
Marquard is some pitcher.-New York
Journal
Japan is alleged to have no swear
words. This may explain its failure to
produce a first class baseball team,
which cannot be expected to flourish
without language to hurl at the UNI
pire.-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
There may be for time large profits
in baseball pools" for the managers OF
them. There will be no profit to the
national game, however, in thus reduc-
ing it to the level of Gutenberg race
trsck.-New York Tribune.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
rvs Of the Town and VILLAGE fold Brief,
'or Busy Readers

There will be a regular meeting of
Manser Encampment. No. 8, l. o. O.
F at their rooms.
There will be food sale at the
Methodist church from until $50
o'clock tomorrow afternoon.
Miss Jane Hodges of Washington,
d. c., who has been visiting DR..
and Mrs. F. w. Goodall, left this
morning for New York and will sail
Saturday afternoon for the Bermudas.
In case of rain tonight the Prohib-
Zionist rally viii be held in N. E. o.
p. Hall at o'clock Eugene w. Cha
fin of Illinois, Prohibitionist presi-
dental candidate, arrived here this
morning at o'clock
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
SOreFeet Cured or
Honey Back

Have you heard about the offer w.
l.. Gokay is making to every reader
of the Bennington Banner. II EGO
the refined foot ointment doesn't
drive out soreness, aching and all foot
misery you can have your money
back. Price 25 cents.
Men and women who have not en-
joyed walk for years now find walk
ing a pleasure. No better remedy on
earth for sunburn. chatting, prickly
heat and Eczema.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
Facts From France.

France has more than $500 music
teachers of the fair sex.
The sum of 100000 francs is being
spent on the improvement of Paris
hospitals.
Migration from country to town has
become a national menace in France.
Steps are being taken to arrest 1t.
The large number of Cinnamon seen
in the streets of Paris has become a
matter of comment in French papers.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
Rusin.ss Mukt Wait.

Now that your son is through col
lege, what are you going TO make of
him."
Cant tell for couple Of years. He
went to a coed institution, and he's
booked up for two years solid TO act
as an usher at weddings. "-Louisyille
Courier-Journal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
ARLINGTON.

Mr.. Reed passed away at the home
of his granddaughter, Miss Agnes
Robinson, Thursday afternoon at the
age of % years. Death was due TO
old age. He is survived by three
daughters, Mrs Joseph Snow of Lud.
low. Miss Jennie Reel and Mrs. Ar
hur Guthrie of Greenwich, n Y. also
two sons, Moses Reel of Harrisville.
n. Y, and Frank Reel of Whining
ton. The funeral will be held at the
house Saturday afternoon.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
His Motive.

"why did you knock that man down?
1t seems to me you had little provOca-
ton for doing So"
Il felt pretty sure that could whip
him, and it seemed such a fine chance
for me to win the respect Of the office
boy."-Chicngo Record-Herald.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
Erinhtened Out OF Il.

Maggie-Why did they make n change
in ministers at your church,
Annie-Why. the former one spoke so
often on the responsibilities of mar
rage that none of the unmarried men
in the congregation would propose
Judges Library.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
The Fee

Georgia Lawyer TO colored prisoner
We'll, RaS. so you want me to defend
YOU Have you any money?
Rastus-No. but IS got "A mule and a
few chickens and hog or two.
Lawyer-Those will do very nicely
Now, let's see, what do they accuse
you Of stealing?
Rastus oh, a mule md few chick
ems ana a hog or twul-Life.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
The "Pronresslvep Party

is the individual man or woman, who
uses Foley Kidney Pills for back
ache. rheumatism, weak back, and
other kidney and bladder irregularit.
ties. Foley Kidney Pills are healing,
strengthening, tonic, and quick to
produce beneficial results. Contain
no harmful drugs. Never sold in
bottles. The genuine in a yellow
package. Coles Pharmacy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
NOTICE

The members of the Granite Mu-
tual Insurance Co. of Barre, VT, are
hereby notified that the following
assessments have been levied by the
Directors of said Company on all
premium notes in force on the fol-
lowing dates. viz
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
WHITNEY THEATRE
TODAY
A. B. CUMMINGS
BARITONE
WILL SING -
i Like The Hat, | Like The Dress
and | Like The Girl That's In IT,
PICTURES
The White Savior
BISON
Arabian Theatre
ECLAIR
Through Memory
Blank
REX
For Love
REX
Admission 5 Cents
To Everybody
How Do You Feel {?

If you feel weak and languid, and
troubled with billousness and indiges-
ton, get BAXTER'S MANDRAKE
BITTERS, the best laxative tonic.
Any drug store at rs cents; liquid
or tablets.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23

For the fiscal year ending July
S1st, 1912 payable to the Treasurer
Of the Company on or before Sep
TENDER 1st. at the Home Office, City
Of Barre, Vermont.
r. @. Robinson, Sec'y.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23

Conscience is harder than our enc
mics, knows more. accuses with more
nicely. George Eliot
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-08-23
Tho Clock and the Man.

When a clock is fast you can always
turn it back. but it's different with a
young man.-New York Times.