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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
FROM THE EDITOR.
He Forgot That He Had stOmac


Talking OF food, there is probably
no professional man subjected to a
greater, more wearing mental strain
than the responsible editor of a
modern newspaper.
To keep his mental faculties con-
stantly In good working order, the
editor must keep his physical powers
up to the highest rate of efficiency.
Nothing will so quickly upset the
whole system as badly selected food
and a disordeTed stomach. IT there
fore follows that he should have
right food, which can be readily as
simulated, and which furnishes true
brain nourishment.
my personal experience in the use
of Grape-Nuts and Postum" writes
a Philadelphia editor, $50 exactly
agrees with your advertised claim as
to their merits that any further ex-
position in that direction would seem
to be superhuous. They have bene-
fitted me so much, however, during
the five years that have used them
that I do not feel justified in with
holding my testimony.
General high living with all
that the expression implies as to a
generous table, brought about indi-
gestion, in my case, with restless
ness at night and lassitude in tho
morning, accompanied by various
pains and distressing sensations
during working hours.
"The doctor diagnosed the condi-
ton as 'catarrh of the stomach, and
prescribed various medicines, which
did me no good. / finally threw
physics to the dogs gave up tea
and coffee and heavy meat dishes,
and adopted Grape-Nuts and Postum
as the chief articles of my diet.
at can conscientiously say, and I
wish to say it with all the emphasis
possible to the English language,
that they have benefited me as med
icines never did, and more than any
other food that ever came on my
table.
"My experience is that the Grape
Nuts food has steadied and strength
ened both brain and nerves to most
positive degree. How 1t does it I
cannot say, but I know that after
breakfasting on Grape-Nuts food one
actually forgets he has a stomach,
let alone stomach trouble Tt is, in
my opinion, the most beneficial as
well as the most economical food on
the market, and has absolutely no
rival" Name given by Postum Co.
Battle Greek. Mich.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
The one Sure Thinu.

1--WE can always be sure of one
thing" said the wise one.
what is that?" asked the foolish
one =
THAT we are never sure of any
thing
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
Grades.

The grape is an American fruit for
the most part. 1t can be SO easily
propagated and grown. You don't
have to make wine and get rich for
a few hours.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
A Lady Humorist.

who says there are no women hui
morists?"
Il don't know? Why?"
my typewriter spells as funny as
John Billings in his palmiest days"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
When Your EYES Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting--Feels
Eine-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak,
trated Book in each Package Murine is
compounded by our ocuusts- not a ''Patent Med
tice for many years. Now dedieated to The pub
lie and sold by Druggists at 25c and Soc per Bottle
Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c and 500.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
For Fence Rows.

Hollyhocks and goldenglow may be
grown along the fence at the back or
side of the house, and require but lit
tie room
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16

Many man loses time trying to
explain mistake that he might util-
ize in making others.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16

The dyspeptic should choose care
fully what he chews carefully.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
We Can and We Do.

We Can and we Do.
1T has been demonstrated that we
can have plays without words"
Eyes. Also that we can have plays
without actors"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16

Ask some ponpous person if Grape-Nuts Food helps
build the brain.
Chances are you get whitening and hiss
Of denuncahorb
Then sweety play with the learned toad.
Ask him tell you the ana yss Of brain material and
the analysis Of Crape-Nuts
"Dont knowo Why supposed you based your opinions
exact knowledge instead Of pushing out conclusion like you
would sneeze.
"Wcl now your tire is punctned let's sit down
like good friends and repair it.
The bulky materials Of brain water and albumin,
but these things blend without little worker known
as Phosphate Of Potash, defined mineral salt
One authority Geohegan. shows in his analysis Of brain,
53 per cent total Of mineral SALTS onsha being Phosphonc
Acid and Potash combined phosphate Of Poash 29l per cent
Beamis another authority. shows Phosphonc Acid and
Potash phosphate of Potash than onehaf the total
mineral salts being 1874 per cent in total OF iOlOI.
Analysis of Grape-Nuts shows Potassium and Phos-
phorus (which join and make Phosphate of Potash is
considerable than one-half OF all the mineral
salts in the food.
DrGeoW. Carey. authority the constituent elements
of the BODY says: The gray of the brain controlled
entirely by thenorganc cesa Potassium Phosphate phosphate
of Potash This salt untes with albumin and by the addition OF
oxygen fluid the gray matter OF the BRAIN VI
course there of other salts and other organic matter
nerve d but Potassium Phosphate the chief factor and has
the power within itself to attract by its own law OF affinity
all things needed to manufacture the elixir OF life.
Further ne ne beginning and emo Oh inc
matter supply the lacking principle. and in molecular
form exactly as nature furnishes vegetables fruits and
grain. To supply Deficiencies is the only law Of cure
Brain is made of Phosphate of Potash the
principal Mineral Salt, added to albumin and water
CrapeNuts contains that elemens more than
one-half Of all its mineral salts.
Every days use Of brain awsy little
Suppose your kind Of food does no, contain Phosphate
How are you going to rebuild today the wom-out
And if you don't, why shouldn't Dervous Prosuahon q
Remember Mind does not work well brain
from lack of nomishment.
1t is true that other food besides efapeNuts contains
Plain wheat and barley do But il Grape-Nus ther
And If the elements demanded by Nature, arr
the needed material TO build frou.
A healthy brain is important if would do thing
A man who sneers at "NIind" at the best anc
That part which some folks believe rka to the Infinite
Mind asks for healthy brain upon which to act and
healthy brain and renew it day by day as it is used
Natures way to rebuild is by the Of food which sur
ts7here's a Reason far
Grape N
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16

The woman who doesn't care who
knows her age is never over twenty
five
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16

What's Cholly so angry about?"
"Oh, some rude girl asked him if he
was suffragette."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16

Mr. Tellit Wright-Are you fond or
fiction, dearest?
Miss Cutting Hintz-Yes; but don't
tell me I'm the only girl you have
ever loved.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1912-05-16
IL You Like
a Little Quiet Fun

Ask some poinpous person if Grape-Nuts Food helps
build the brain.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31
FOOTBALL COACH

Frank ShauchrosseN. when he clos
~ Tire season as mararcr ~ the Billl-
keus Will hurry up To- Montreal. Cana
da. whore be- has "a Job waiting for
him. lie IS 60 teach the students o.
h'GiH university how To- play rugby
"'fha|i VII trnELi 10 trim all the
adjacent colleges. ShaUEncSSey new
81 played III" game O." any great ~
tent himself buf 10 is SO similar TO
'he American style a. football that he
has giyrH IL ,onsiderahl" study since
leaving school himself The job ram,
% 1~ol ci;cd. iSnuEhncs-cy receiving
e letter this morning making him an
offer 80 katherine in the way that
q f. c9s'.st 20 Halter "A man with a
family drg. nfen; uuon him-that he
accepted On the spot.
St9u-rrssov witH Tor four wears n
cr1ck 'nd for Notrc Dam. ard is r.
membcred toG1y hy Notr. Dam stud
ems as one 81 Tho great football stars
that school ever developed. Since
.caving college Do has coached sever
al Arr'-',Hn culir=. clc,rns among
th'm W9shiTrfon aud Lee. and has
had great suCco.s at tho came.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31
CLARK GRIFFITH TELLS
WHY SENATORS ARE Up
SAYS WASHINGTON IS A BALL
CLUB OF EXTRAORDINARY
CAllBRE.
Club viii Not Blow During Closing
Days Of the American League
Season.

Picked To- win th, basement cham
piouship. v.th IN outside chance TO-
finish seventh. Washii c'on Looms up
as str'n. remnant contender
Tho showing 81 %" Washington
CLUB is q mistake"
Tho team is travelling away aLo..
It's speed"
Tho club will take tho ascension
that has been predicted"
Thr-, are a Few of the opinions cx-
pressed ht faudom ever since rho club
started fh. baseball world bv win
nix o. straight games. Is on foreign
grounds
Tho Washington club in not mis-
take. u BE- not going go blow Tho
Nationals are well-baianced ball
club. plaf irr ban that wins and ar.
ruinS - have a whole lot ~ sav as o.,
what American league team shall play
IN tho worlds series
critics sac that with tha exception
Of Walter Johnson. Washington has
rn stars that 90 team with only ore.
sta. has no chance 90 win "a pcunant.
! dispute tho oft-priuted statement
that Johnson is the only star ON thu
team
Who viii deny that CLYDE Milan r.
20 great Quite lierr cobb. SPEAKER and
Jackson are the only mon who class
with him. and cobb is really the only
one who ouf-ffles him.
Dan M''llor BIZ mighty near star.
and Howard Sirnks while NOT a. great
hitter. Or n brilliant oufeidsr
Prior Go tho start OF tho season. {
realized that ths Washington innrII
must ho recr instructed. had one real
star inn,l''r. George Mcbride. Co
build around
decided that MORGAN. third
haecmen. would mot do 90 fhaf pol
fon. so shifted him to second "a
dia Poster. "a -tar at short. wa sent
tn third These fpuursfsra have iuafi-
God my cor fdfulr. and NJ mot stars
TODAY. will hc ROD tho near future
First base doomed az OBJ. one hi~
problem. Washington for fhr Irst niv
weeks i.ofso rp better thar n soeD ld
division club fn mo. Z faurrd 90 good
fret basernHu would round BE- nut
Folk thought was crlyr when paid
10000 Tor Chick gardii buf Do
hanged tho Nationals from o. second
division club into o. penunrt cnufrn-
der gandI is nnw the bcet first Inrs-
man 600 tn American league. if not
ths major.
Another reason f.r Washington 81
rise ls tho catching department John
Henry and Eddir hInemifh have no
ruueriorr while Williams Dr. n mighty
good exfrt receiver or course John
SON fe fra star OF fhr pitching sfam
hIf Uoh Cr'Dm Tom fiurhea carl
'aahi0n and Jim Nauhhn arc pretty
fair pitchers.
Whr ia Washington because Dr. is
a high slner iHll club. a team that
has confidence bod fa ability. that BE-
always willing fn f1kr o. chance. q
team fh1t never quits until che last
man is rrtired.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31
STOVALL TRADE
WAS A BLUNDER
Deal Stands Out as BIGGEST Bonehead
Trick Pulled OF THIS Season
in Big League.

tn. Detroit News saws Onc deal
thar promise. Co. hr one 81 the greatest
Huueheads ~ 700 tims and certainly
7ftud. ort Hs tho mistake az the sea-
son was the substitution ~ Harry
iHtts fur George StpVall as the maps
manage ara thr subsequent trading
81 Stoya1 for L,ny George.
The Naps now own "a second di,i-
sion place and ire almost certain 90
Keep DO ~. ecrt indications are that
eiNfh p'H'" WI hc tho -.tsf they can
do. There Be- no trlrr1hlc reason ex-
''pt Oh" 'hurrc in Leadership.
Sto,an took the r,ins of tho Glove
land club when Jim Mcclure drnpp.d
th'm last asHa"u and speedily put ns-
bunch in fighting shape. dlshing up
Through The l.Hruc iu wonderful style
&c. lrft DAVIS thr same crew minus
nrlf himself Hs nrst hueomHu. Davis
haa been unable tu o. uuffhfuc with
thcm. and every change he makes
puts Tho club BOO worse shape.
StotHI ou The other hand. has
been made fh, murncer ur tho browns
ana thftatrra to create sensation
Boz The American league Ilr hl4
shaken Tho chronic fauendcrr Boo "a
way thnt th't have mover before seen.
TO- hn- rHfhlrs.if wesd.I ort every
man that ho could rot 500. and
hruH.hf ln t"uu.sIrrs Do. tn. drove.
- o. result fhe Browns ono dnv
piHY wonderful hall witness che
check handed Washington Then
again they nre a0 had that mover in
thr Falmt DAYS Of the undIepufsd
cellar championship has anything
worse ncen displayed. stoyau doesn't
care. when hr rrfs nu the bush
ifaEuo ki1e fauchf hlr league man
ncrs ho VIII hc up there and nrhtiuE.
and 81 ioui. VIII hc insane.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31
LEAGUE PRESIDENT TELLS FEW
FACTS ABOUT JOB.
Single Rainy Sunday May Bring Ex.
istenee Of Organization to an
Abrupt End.
(By A PRESiDENT)

II there is anything in this wide
world OF sport more exasperating.
more nerve-racking, more apt to pro-
duce gray hairs than the job OF run
ming an unstable bush league, l have
failed TO ever hear OF it.
To begin with. a president never
knows from one day TO the next
whether he will be president of any
league. A single rainy Sunday may
put such an organization in n fix
when the most heroic treatment will
fail TO bring IL back to life.
| will never forget one young fellow
who bought a club I'm my league.
merely for summers diversion" as
he put IL. His diversion soon ceased
to be such. and before the season was
half over | had TO sit up one entire
night with him TO prevent him from
committing suicide.
One afternoon a long distance call
brought me TO the phone. At the other
end of the line was the owner of the
home club, who fairly screamed
through the phone: Il am going 10
have this game stopped and the UNI
pire brought to the phone so you can
order him TO leave the field. He just
made a rank decision, and won't
stand for IL.
Run In a Ringer.
One odd case of impersonation
came mp q few years ago. \ new UNI
pire. who had proven himself capable,
was put on duty in a small city.
After the first game a man went 10
him with n big roar. You missed a
strike, I'm the club owner and
stage in with the league president.
Inf Ding TO get your job
Very properly. retort was made.
The umpire was brought face to face
with the real owner.
Open YOUR mouth said the
"UmrS," and the astouishcd magnate
did 50. He i nj the one spoke the
umpire without hesitation. fer no row
OF gold teeth Sd been revealed. but
he must be twin brother" EXplana
tions followed and the guilty impostor
was located
In the archives OF our league is a
telegram as follows: Lot me nave q
day OF. want to go home and paw
taScs." Thi- came from an umpire
and maybe tho taxes aren't paid vet
He worked on the day designated. but
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31
WILL BE THIRTY YEARS OLD
DURING COMING MONTH.
schultz Has Been N Bio leaaue for
Eight Years and Is Still
Going Good.

Frank Wi'dnre Schultz. champion
nome runnIst az the National feartt,,
last season and winner 81 tho ChaI-
m'rs trophy offered for the PLAYER
most valuable 20 his team in 1911. t.
:" l'hrat' two birthdays next month
but unfortt nstely for the cub fans
who might wish Co have some fcstitI-
Ties IN hie honor on either ~ these
"nnircrsITI' hc Will loo absent from
'hicir" ON both dates. which ar. the
18Th and 21st
On The first mentioned date Schultz
vii DO 800 Years Old Coh-cton. New
YORK. haFin- received lot ~ Free
ADVERTISING ht reason 90 Prank 81
tn"w one knows what the VI. stands
Tor except himself and few otharsi
having been born there.
Schtlt'e birthday during Sept IN
Dor viii Do tho eighth anniversary ~
nus d-hut BOO the major leagues It"
PLAYED hIs FIRST game boz ~ the fast
so Boo Philadelphia on september a..
1908. and t'rod himself with moro
man credit r1fh'rinE three hits din
Guiding couhloi or Rill Durrisby Zoo
hf" Times 90 iaf and catching pfI
three nire That came his way in isu
f'ld. 49, an odd roIncidsnso Tho cubs
Will Doc 100 Philadelphia when schultz
begins hif ninth season ns a National
ifhAN'l. NH schedule calls for Them
fo APPEAR iu Sew YORK on tho ocra-
sion oi Scttife'g thirtcth birthday.
Tho cubs vof Schultz from stra-
cueo. lfnrl Felsc being his christie
rhrr 'nluWhla. Sriec was sent foo
tho Salt rfft by Jim Hart to look ~
n pitcher nnd Boo deciding thar the
hurler wouldn't dp mad" up bis mind
that schultz would add to tho rub
"ufht . Wnunrcs purchase in,mrdi-
1frit follow .nr
schultz ALREADY has PLAYED moro
Than 1000 games 100 The National
lolgu". nni riprnd NJ hia ono thou
9andth nnse hif ln the game played
with The Ilrafcs ou Apru q ~ this
f'fr. the tnrsalra pitcher being fertr
Iciheld. row cub .. Wudnro mad
DIE ono boz. cred nrd 0ftlcth double on
April 1f in mo contest with st. Louis.
Hin steele pitching and he mauisd
DIS htrith hr hague homer on Jus
Dob Go flIrmish with tho Pirates.
MARTY pTDHlo hurlinE. ard said hit
breaking ur fhr tuasic. BEFORE Schultz
rclehratoe either hts thirrcth birthday
Dr hir Dirhtn anniversary aq r. major
l'nguer b. viii have pooled his ono
hudr. dth triple
Schultz ieu the National league in
manufacturers h0mera last wear and
in driving in faliies. but he will hat e
fn step lively to gain these honura
and The Chalmers trophy this season
go fp Tuesday hc had driven home ss
tnlilea and made ten uafiors GOOD Tor
ihe ful route. The pitchers on whom
h"ggga this season are Yingling and
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31
RUNNING BUSH LEAGUE
NOT AN EASY MATTER

when a few d'ys later he came in
with a similar excuse he was re
leased.
One OF the stormiest sessions ever
held with a retiring club owner can
be recalled without the least Difficult
ty. l making up a bill OF sale for the
equipment at the park. rusty old
sprinkling can and three well worn
base bags were omitted.
The deposed magnate didn't forget
them. and that evening came drilling
up street with the articles under his
arm. An umpire saw his burden.
Here he called to the retired
owner. you forgot TO dig up the home
plate"
Cut Il Out. He Says.
There was a lot OF glee around
headquarters one night when there
came in a story about this same
owner. Sitting in the grand stand
one day he saw one fly ball after an
other pulled down by star left
fielder. Down he rushed TO the bench
and called to the manager: Make
them quit hitting out there. Don't
you see he won't drop any,"
On another day there was a delay
in getting the players started for
fielding practice. Somebody suggest
ed that the club owner have the bell
rung. "Bell.nothing," exclaimed our
hero. We haven't got one. Let the
foreman get his own men out"
! got a protest on a game in which
II was charged that the umpire de-
clined TO let a batter go TO first after
four balls had been called. You'll
have TO hit it," he ruled. The bases
are full and there's no place to put
you" But 10 the umpire's credit .e
IL said that he always strenuously de-
MED making any such ruling.
Many fans have the delusion tina;
the only WORK of president is TO draw
his salary. assign his umpires and
make up the official averages. All
such should have seen me one Sun
day morning.
Real Bush Troubles.
The league was wobbly and "A mag
nate had Just thrown up tine sponge.
\ game Wa, billed for the afternoon.
but the ground keeper had left at the
same time the magnate did. The club
manager. newspaper man who also
acted as official scorer. ard the league
pre- iident alone provided for "A game
that day.
Among other things we found re
home plate missing Securing a piece
of fire hose. we soon had temporar,
plate. and then spnnt the rest OF the
morning marking OF tho diamond and
getting q few of the rough spots out
of the feid.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31

noon wHiA ir MashlnGfnu orc daf when
e flaxen haired little ElIl rfn aut fn
font ~ hIm. reld ur her fInaer. and ex-
claimed. in rhriI voice.
20 know who sou arcf"
Tho President rirtfrc ~ NOT 10 aff
UNUSUAL that rHe should possesses fhls IN.
formation. bot willing to rratify here
Hafef
VOL. who am H."
Ao. sNa eaII frHaIurfV. r.au.re
NumptV Urirfrfe rHa roriuIar Nnra.
.-u.-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31
FRANK WILDFIRE SCHULTZ
TO CELEBRATE BIRTHDAY

Earon 81 Brooklyn. Pcrdue and Dom
nelly Of Boston. steele Of 81 Louig.
Alexander If Philadelphia Benton o.
Cincinnati and o'Tooie Of Pittsburgh.
Nirriing and pprnclly each have
Welded 10" hpm.rs To- The Cub right
fielder this year.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-08-31

Iris Speaker. one OF the greatest
outfieiders and hardest hitters in ma
jor league base ball. and now in the
prime of his career. has been asked
10 quit base ball. His mother went
all the way from their home in Texas
to see her favoritc son perform with
the Boston Red Sox in a series OF
games at the Hub. and after beaming
with pride at his spectacular feats on
the diamond. she came to the conclu-
sion that she wanted her boy for
herself. and asked him to quit the
game as soon as possible and return
~ their home. She declared that as
long as he continued as a base ball
star he belonged 20 everybody. mean
ing the thousands who cheer his bril-.
.i..Et work.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-04-15
WRECK AT GRANBURY
SIX PERSONS HURT.
Frisco Freight and Passenger Come
Together Head-On.

Granbury. Texas, April 15.-Six
persons were injured in head-on
collision between northbound
Frisco passenger train and freight
train here yesterday afternoon at
$3.50 O'Clock. Henry Wayland, head
brakeman on the freight train, is so
severely injured that it is feared
death may result. The other injured
are
Roy Il. Estes, cuts about head
Mrs, F. c. Fortune, Tolar, severe
ly bruised and leg skinned.
Mrs. T. j. Farmon of Granbury,
hurt about the lower limbs.
Two mail clerks whose names
We're not learned were also painful
ly injured and a number of passen-
gers were severely bruised and
shocked
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1912-04-15
That Five-DoIlar Proposition.

The Daily Light has on It's sub
scription list large number of sub
scribers who pay SIS in advance for
years subscription. Those who
take advantage of this offer not only
save dollar on subscription each
year, but they are not troubled with
collector during the time. One
thing in particular that we have no
ttced is that tcose who pay SIS in ad-
vance almost invariably continue to
pay In advance, and few, If any, go
back to the b0-cents-per-month plan
" you have never tried the five-dol-
lars-a-yeaf-ln advance plan we want
you to try II one time and you will
at once SEES how well pleased you
will be. II