Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-05-31
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GENERAL prozco is Niil re'reat-
DUFF GORDON seems 20 be the
English goat not lamay
MORSE win soon resume the tee
business AZ the old stand.
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DIR. WILEY with the grippe Phy-
Stefan. heal thysclf.
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IMAGINE yourself back IN that
dear Painted Post. kae., ~ ninety IN
the shade.
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BOOSTING doesn't consist alone in
urging the other fellow 70 do SOME
Trims.
1 COLONEL Dell NJ. Potter and
Col Dell X. q. sellers QUAINT 20 be
Kindred spirits.
IT vs. now stated that DR.. Wiley
sinds "unaduiteruted" Joy In that
baby.
INTENSE interest has now been
transferred from the state primary
10 the convention secondary
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FROM THE aoltcituee the mayor
always shows about shat collie dog
apparently It will not be safe to kick
ii around much
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IT Us POSSIBLE. says scientist,
10 i've on the moon. Il certainly must
be- Why. people even live IN ~
Paso,
HOUSTON, Texas. is now Dragging
about having the best million-doliaf
fires In the couatry.
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THE QUEEN Of England has oeie-
bfated another birthday A lady in
hcr paslslan may have birthdays with
IMMUNITY
MUSCA DOMESTIcA H. "a flossy
name hut she vQrmint u belongs 70
should be swatted esrly. determined
" and aften.
THE TOE HOLD has been barred
in wrestling in Colorado Springs. The
ntrangle hold viii continue its popn'
mrlty IN presidential contests.
1 THE REASON Ty Cobb was re-
instatcd 80 quick was TO keep him
from coming 70 Albuquerque. Dar
/ Padiila isn't often caught mapping
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II YoU HAVE any foolish idaa
that r X. Is going to be elected
Colonel n. Watteraon can dispel i
Cor you very quickly
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HARvARD'S Income has crossed
the two milllon-doilar line, ought
to be able to put on pretty good
show At that price.
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AMID ALI. the riot and rancor 81
the campaign we have not heard 81
anyone who SO far lost his head "a
to accuse LaFoilette o. wearing a raj
IN his pompadour.
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JEFF DAVIS proclaims that he
win remain IN the United states SEN
ate "as long az needed very
audible chorus ~ good-oyes has beer
heard already.
At LAST We have someone at wori
actually rolling the rocks out OF ms
) road. The world do move ana Aipu
T querque will get on the main traVeie'
route yet
LET US hope there will be no NOR
D demonstrations of sympathy WIZ
II barrow ike that Of the Oklahomi
man who blew all the safes ne eaul'
find In the city directory.
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: "TT is on the Knees OF the Gods
says senator Root IN view OF ~
fact that 7. Roosevelt IN coming ove
with a Big Stick. We fear the X"
are going to have some badly narNe'
: shins
A GOLD STRIKE has been report
"a In southern Wyoming that runs
hundred thousand piunks IN the top
4 IL Il were any more than that the
> would undoubtedly let "s KNOW
. about 81.
TT Is SAID the advertising mel
q while in Texas lived on new toina
4, toeA potatoes. okra. roasiing ears
Z cabbnee. beets. strawberries canta
? loupes and penches IN that case W
h who stopped here ever got slaF'e'
. homo SO soon after the party.
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SPOKANE wants 60 tekc ina
Panama canal machinery an ana uh
j. Il 10 improve the Columbia river =
''the Canadian boardcr." according y
II "a dispatch Let the Canadian board
ef get another boarding house -diah
J we say that the canal machinery M
10 be used on the Mississippi
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II CANNOT imagine anything ina
4 would cause me to go 90 the Chifns
/, convention" said Mr. Roosevelt, u
"A thousand 90 one ! won't go TN
sounds like long shot but we VA
take N. You c0nidn't keep him ava
4 from that convention with a Hon hun
. IN Uganda.
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