The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-10
BROTHER GARDNER.
He Provides ColoreG People With a
New Dream Book.

TT am a FRAGILE
1t am a reflecshun.
You can't get holt of it, same as a
dogs tail, but it am dar, and it makes
an impression on you.
1T may bring you good luck or bad.
1T may kill your uncle or get your
aunt married off
1T may rise you to riches or plunge
you to poverty
1T may do a heap of odder things,
and darfo' dat you may be prepared
for all sorts of good and bad things !
hereby present you wild de following:
To dream dat you am walkin' along
de seashore and find a diamond breast
pin signifies dat dar am gwine to be
sickness in your ia nily. If you hain't
got no family, den your aunt your
uncle am gwine to be Token down.
II you hain't got a relative on airth.
you'll be Token yourself. and saltpeteI
won't save you.
ITO dream dat YOU am a Goldfish sail
in along de briny deep is one of de
best dreams L know of. 1t signifies dat
when de landlord comes to collect de
months rent he am gwine to drop
$40 Dill on de fob and not notice it.
TO cream dat you am a lobster, and
dat in attacl1ln' a schoolma am Walkin
along de shore you have one of your
claws knocked off, am a dream dat soon
brings results. De police am gwine to
be Watchin' in de alley fur you.
To dream dat you am a whale and
am swimming around and takin up
most of de Atlantic ocean signifies dat
when you go to your Job in de mawnin'
oe boss am gwine to glib you de bounce.
He's found a dago who will work so
cents a day cheaper.
ITO dream dat you am a giraffe sig
nerf1es dat you will be higher in de
air very soon. 1t may mean dat you
am gwine to climb a persimmon tree
ana IL may mean dat you am gwine to
nfE IL
am waitin' to see which, don't work
too hard
ON three different occasions widin
a year my old woman has dreamed dat
she was bunch OF bananas and dat
l was steppin' for DIS TO pick one off
On each and every occashun she has
Iound nickel on de sidewalk next day.
10 cream dat you wandered out in
oe gentry and found a great big wa
termlllyon and took it home, and dat
"hen you cut it in de core was as red
as blood, and when you tasted if If
seemed mt food for de angels don't sig
LHy COED luck onless YOU furder dream
oat you got rid of de rinds befor, de
ponce come around
10 dream dat you am a pulIet SIT
III On dc roost and dat de hand of a
cuHd man am reachin' nm 70 er.b
your leg and makes you his sie1ifcs
uat you am Swine to win on de next
fies marriage. - Sisiii-
"One night two months ago
dreamed dat I was a cIothesline and
va 1e ola woman was hangin' out de
MONDAY washin on my back 1 woke
| up IN sweat. 4 jest felt dat I was in
tur bad luck. but de VERY oext dav
| de grocer weighed me out three
pounds of butter fur two and Sir
isaac Walpole.ee who had owed me
| paid it. CO.
IF any of you has got de idea dat
10 cream OF countin' money signerfies
good luck you'd better drap it at once.
De man next doah to me dreamed dat
one night last month and when he
woke up in de mawnin' he found dat
De haWgs had got in and rooted up all
his taters
TO dream dat you see a white hos
black cat, yaller calf and spotted
COW chasin' each odder around a lot
slgnerdes danger. You may fall off de
roof of de house, or de ole woman
may go fur you wild de roIlin' pin
ITO dream dat you am a wheelbar-
rer and dat fat man am wheelin' |
you along de street signifies dat you |
Will visit a hospital very soon. You
law, or you may go dar wild broken |
head.
'Waydown Bebee tells me dat he |
was load of hay and was bein' |
drawn to market to be sold. He want |
ed to appeal to de farmer drivin' not |
to part him from his old associashuns, |
but befo' he could do so he woke up
He lay dar on his back wonderin
wife got up and would have gone |
through his pockets and taken cherry
dollar he had but fur SEEM dat his
eyes were open.
lit am only ten nights since Sam
uel Shin dreamed dat he was an airth
quake. He was travelin' around
shakin' down buildin's and scArln'
folks to death when his 1andloi d
To- IL L, i i IL
hustle up dat back rent or vacate. 1t
was only about TWO minits between de
dreamin' and de poundin'. 1t was
only 10 hours after de poundin' dat
Samuel was set out on de sidewalk
ITO dream dat you am a one horned
COW looks on de face of it to be
bad thing. but it am just de contrary.
If you cher dream dat dream you
as $40 in 1t, and dar won't be soul
around when YOU pick it up.
Il knowed a man who went to bed
arter family prayer and dreamed dat
he was a smoked ham hangfn out in
front of butcher shop, and dat tall,
slim Guild man was lOokin' at him
wild eyes of love and affecshun. lie
tried to call out de butcher to take
notice or he would lose his ham, and
in dom so he woke himself up. He
couldn't say what such a dream sig
nerfed, but he soon found out. His
track was follered from a woodpne
and he got so days on de island.
ct dreamed dat I was a windmill
and goin' round and round, and When
1 woke up de old woman she begun to
weep. She said it meant sudden death
widin a week but she got left. had
an old mewl worth about $40. A
preacher who didn't know muffin
bout nevis come along annd offered
me $50. Dream dat dream just as
often as you kin.
eff you hear crow Gavin at mid
night git right up and light de candle
and look under de bed and sse if your
five dawgs am all dere. De sign
means a loss of property.
eff de fust person you see on gettin