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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
Wall Papers

(FoWb Floor
4Oc Imported Fadeless Dat
meals, 25c-Wall colors with
handsome cut-out borders. Spe-
cial, per roll. Csc
1Sc Fabric and Jasper Effects,
12Hc-With neat matched Dor
ders, for guest and bed cham
bers. Special, roll ........1 2Hc
12hc Cream and White MORE,
Especially suitable for cell
ings; roll. ..................9 Sc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
No Woman Should Delay
Buying a Coat Now
Third EooY-Marbet StreeO

(Tbird Eoor-MarBet Street)
Where could you find better
values in women's stylish coats
than Bamberger's? Nowhere! So
why delay your shopping? With
such complete lines to select from,
the following price reductions r
extraordinary:
1923 and 1898 Coats, 9.98-
Smart three-quarter and full length
coats, made of good serges, mel
tons, chinchilla cloth, boucles and
neat mixtures-loose or semi-ftted
neatly trimmed with velvet; reg.
$t0.98 and S12.98. ...........9. 98
1888 Goats, 15.00-Stylish coats,
made of fine plaid back chinchilla,
double faced cloth and mixtures.
Some trimmed in Empire effect.
Velvet collars and cuffs-velvet
piping and buttons. Sl7.98 coats,
Saturday ..................l5 300
1000 and 22.9S Coats, 1898
Fine black broadcloth coats, with
large shawl collar and cuffs of vel
vet, edged with braid; also cheviot
and diagonal cloths in plain tai
lored models-satin lined. Regu-
lar $1,000 and $22.98, at. 1898
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
Mems 800 Shoe, ESQ

Certain SO shoes for men will be offered at
$3.50 a pair Saturday. Gunmetal calf and Wei
kid lace and bluoher styles. Hand sewed Good
year process) soles. Regular 50 shoes; special,
for Saturday (seeond floor, Market street,, the
mir $50
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
The Dolls Rule TOytOWn
{ SIKH Ezoor-Markst StreeD

(Six1b H0or-MarketH reeD
Dolls, dolls, doIIs-Toytown is filled with dolls! They are here
from everywhere. From France, from Germany, Austria-lands far
away. Blondes and brunettes, large dolls, small dors-you will be
bewildered at the display.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
A Determined Clearance Of Misses Apparel
Third Eoor-Market STREET,

The most dMc price cuts on misses and girls outer apparel ever made at Bmbegrs this time of the year
Mm force beginning Saturday RHtm the midst 6a busy 8aon-ng at the time you are buying COATS and ds
of price rdmonSb but from the fact that you have a complete stock of the seasons best styles in misses gu
pl to dOe from The Importance hbe event should once npnsi itself uny n Summarized ofemSf n
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
Learn to Pierce Brass

SIKH Floor Market Street,
Special demonstrators and instructors will again be in the
arts and crafts store (sixth floor Saturday to give free in
struetion in the art Of piercing brass The school hours r ?
TO IL Come. you viii learn how easy 4 Is to make beautiful
with each purchase of SO cents worth of brass we Will give abb
solutely free q brass piercing outfit consisting of a brass de-
sign mounted on wood panel a package Of steel wool for pol
outnf with purchases, but make the following specisls for
Saturdays selling.
$100 Glove and 'Kerchief Boxes =. go. 4c
400 Match Safe Hangers +. .......... .2c
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
for a New Hat?
(Second F1oor-Washngton Street,

The average man gets a new top
per about this time of the year, as
the hat he bought last September
begins to show signs of wear"
How's your headpiece? The hat
plays a big part in your appearance,
you know but you, as a sensible
man, do not have to be told that.
So what will it be, a stiff or a soft
hat? You will find one to your
liking at the mems hat shop, sec
ond floor, Washington street side,
at. 200, 300 or 400
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29

"The Persian"9Here's a soft hat whose popularity
is spreading everywhere. You can get it in blue, black
or green. Ask to see it. Price. ................ 300
Silk and Opera Hats in the newest blocks. We should
sell them for $500, but they e.................. 500
ZOO Hats, 145-Another hat opportunity. $500 stiff
hats in brown and black, and cloth stitch hats in the new
plaids. Special price. Las
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
Momen,s Fine $3.50 and s3:9S
Beaver Hats, $l.98

(Tbird Hoor-Hasey Street
Five hundred Black and colored beaver hats, worth not
a bit less than $3.50, will be on sale at 81 90 each Saturday.
There are about a dozen good shapes TO choose from.
Many two-toned and MORE effects included in the lot.
These hats sold early in the season at $3.50, and some at
1898. We have decided to close them out in one day.
While they last, get one Saturday for. ...........1.9 8
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
Romola Toilet
Preparations
First Floor

To extend the popularity of
the celebrated Romola toilet
preparations (for which we are
exclusive agents in Newark we
name the following prices for a
limited time only:
soc Romola Creme Lilas. 30c
PFC Romola Violet Cold Cream.1 Toe
soc Romola Violet Cold Cream. 39c
25c Romola Hair Tonic. -. Ice
soc Romola Hair Tonic. 49,. Doc
25c Romola Violet Ammonia. Toe
soc Romola Toilet Benzoin. 39c
soc Romola Face Lotion. o
25c Romola LIQUID Antiseptie. Toe
soc Romola LIQUID ~Antiseptic.. zoe
15c Romola Violet Tale. -. Rye
CSC Romola Violet Tale. Zoe
soc Romola Violet Tale. soc
15c Romola Unscented Tale. 121zc
zoe Romola Tooth Powder. .15c
SOC Romola Face Powder. 3Oc
75e Romola Face Powder. soc
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
How are Your Eyes?

One seldom gives so valuable a blessing as
eyesight "a thought until Impairment renders
attention necessary. The right glasses in time
will save years of worry and discomfort II
examined Saturday by our oculist- Consult him.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-11-29
Sale Women's 2.5O& 800 Shoes 200
centre Bargain 7abIes-Second Floor

Centre Bargain 7ahSs-Nmd Floor r
Broken lots of womens lace and button shoes will be closed u at So pair
Saturday. These shoes sold regularly at $3.50 and $3.50 a pai-our regular stock.
Not all sizes in every style, but every size in the lot You should be easily fitted
Patent colt gmmetal calf and yi kid, lace and button shoes. Arranged IN bargain
tables according to size Here's an opportunity you shouldn't miss $3.50 and So hes....2O0
Sample Line Hses and Chlhens Shoes regular and high cut Sizes from 81 to g. Worth
81 to $3.50 sale pnce. .....
Boys Robson Calf IaceS Shoes with dull kid tops Sizes 9 to 1917 Our famous SIS "Foot
Trainer Shoes special 49,. ......
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1912-11-12
eerlifs News Of Waterloo.

There has just been published Blu.
eheY's dispatch which gave Berlin the
lest news of the victory of Waterloo.
was addressed to the governor.
md read:
Il inform your excellency that Ia
ocnjunction with the English army un-
der Field Marshal the Duke Of yelling.
ton / yesterday gained the~most com
p3ete victory over Napoleon Bona.
parte that could possibly be won.
THE battle was fought in the neigh
boshood Of some isolated buildings on
Ne road from here to Brussels bear
Ing the name La Belle Alliance and
. better name can hardly be given to
this important day. The French army
= IN complete dissolution and an e1-
traerdinary number Of guns have been
captured.
Time does not at this moment per
nit me to send further details to your
sxcollsncy. I reserve them for . fu-
ture occasion and beg you duly to
communicate this joyful news to the
oood Berliners. BLUCHBR."
The dispatch reached Berlin O
Js1s -. 1S11.-From London Globe,
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1912-11-12

issued to me by the Hon. J. M. Brous-
sard, justice of the peace of the
fourth ward Of the Parish of Lafayet-
te, Louisiana, in favor of DR.. A. J..
Comeaux and against Gustave Gull
lott, / have seized and will sell for
cash at public auction to the last and
highest bidder in front Of the bank
of Youngsville in Yourgsville, La. at
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1912-11-12
LOST WITH ALL UN bUAKD
Many Ocean Liners Have Disappeared,
Leaving No Survivor to Tell Of
the Disaster.

A writer in Chambers Journal 70.
calls the number Of vessels which
have from time to time disappeared
m~ysteriously. leaving not a single sur
vtvor to tell the story.
In the North Atlantic service alone,
between 1841 and 1890. no fewer than
"a big steamers were totally blotted
out of human knowledge, together
with their crews and passengers, num-
Aering 1,451. The 2 sesident, with
136 souls on board, was the irst Of
these to be lost forever in 1841. The
City Of Glasgow disappeared In 1854
without leaving a trace, and she had
$50 souls on boad. In 1856 tho Pa
sinc. with a living freight of $40. sail
ID from Liverpool in June. and was
never more heard of. The Tempest
with $50 souls, mysteriously disappear
ID In 1859. The City OF Boston. with
40 persons, vanished In 1870. The
Auronian, an Allan liner, disappeared
Ia 1902; and the British gunboat. Coz.
dor, was lost in the Pacific In 1901. Ia
$50: . cattle steamer. the Naronio.
With n aboard. was lost.
Az to the possible causes Of the
satastrophes, it Ia only possible to
0urmise Capsizing. damage from
within, such as explosion. breakdown
& machinery. or IRE; or damage from
without such ii collision with An ice
berk or with q derelict hulk. have all
been suggested to explain the losses
oe vessels. The Captain capsised. and
hundreds Of lives were lost, and 1t
= To- generally assumed that the
Warathah capsized by reason Of top
heaviness. As to the damage to ma
ehinery, there Is the case of the City
Of Paris. which had a big smash in
one Of her engine rooms in 1890. She
wa near the Irish coast. but though
both engine rooms were filed with wa
ter In ten minutes. she was kept afloat
ewing to her watertight compartments
Tor three days till help came to tow
her into Queenstown. In the case Of
. IRE. everything, probably, would be
consumed TO the waters edge, and II
this happened far from land. tho
chances Of rescue would be remote.
Heavy weather and tidal waves with
the older vessels. at any rate. were
probably other eason for shipwreck.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1912-11-12
Tracing the Dogs Descent.

49,
It seems to be generally accepted BY
naturalists and the world at large that
the domestic dog is in some sense .
collateral descendant Of the wolf or
Jackal, says a writer in Harper's
Weekly.
A professor at the Natural History
Museum in Paris has communicated
results Of his study Of various canine
skulls to the academy OF sciences. He
appears to have noticed certain per-
~euliarities of growth which have hith-
erto escaped biologists. He states that
the skull Of almost every species Of
wolf and jackal differs from the skull
Of the shepherd dog to an extent that
makes it impossible that this dog
should belong in the same classified
tdon. The skull of the Indian wolf. OF
the contrary. shows some points OF
resemblance. This, indeed, is the only
savage canine the top Of whose head
projects like that of the dog.
There are, moreover, other charac-
teristics which the Indian wolf has in
eommon with the dog, and which the
ordinary wolf does not share with
them, although his origin and that Of
the dog have long been supposed to
be a common one.
The conclusion Of this scientist 10
that the Indian wolf is the progenitor
q the shepherd dog and the blood
hound. There we're two primitive races
e6 dogs analogous to these which were
Arst domesticated IN central Asia.
whence they passed to Europe, and
there seems no reason to doubt that
ne bloodhound Of today is the direct
descendant Of the dog spoken Of by
he ancients as "the dog of the age Of
leonze."
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1912-11-12
ArIstocratlc Potatoes.

Potatoes are pretty high. but moth
ing like In Auchtermuchty, where
some fine ones sold for S. apiece. But
the flesh of these fine ones when cook.
ed is almost as white 10 Hungarian
-four. And then these potatoes are
not to be eaten, but are saved for
seed, single ones being picked out
from hundreds Of thouands.-New
York Press.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1912-11-12

II you have . number Of keys to the
stable. shed. hsnhouse and such build
lngs that look and feel about alike.
put wooden tags on them with one
notch for the stable. two notches for
the henhouse, etc. You can tell at .
glance. then. or by feeling them II Il
. dark, which key il the right one.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1912-11-12
Has Them All Beatsn.

A fashion has sprung up among
Paris taxicab drivers Of exhibiting
notices o. their cabs, saying The
Af1ver taiks German" The driver
taltr snd the like. Fired By
ne. nsrss u negro taxicab driver.
VIII. mAe farSaerly chauffeur 70 ~
81 bangkok. has a11ed
aug notice to his or: 4
r na@erssa
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Constable Sale.

DR.. A. J.. Comeaux VS.. Gustave Gull
lott. 4th Justice Court. State of
Louisiana, Parish Of Lafay-
cite.
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one p. m. on

OHe p. III. OH
-. .. Saturday, Nov. %, 1912, .
the following described property to-
satisfy judgment and costs in the
above entitled suit:
One wagon, n mare.
JULES MAIHLES,
Constable Fourth Ward.
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By virtue of a writ of fieri facias
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
VISITORS LIKE
PENSACOLA So
/ THEY DECLARE
PARTY FROM THE NORTH ARE
SPENDING SOME TIME HERE
AND ARE DELIGHTED WITH
THE CITY.

Il am only sorry that I did not
come to Pensacola sooner" said 8. G.
Runner. Of Chicago, as he and several
of his party were talking to a repre-
sentative Of The Journal at the San
Carlos hotel last night after they had
returned from visit to old Fort San
Carlos and other places of interest
around the city. The best place on
the gulf and the best city in the
state" John Dee Collins, of Hender-
son, KY, Joined In, while don't you
fellows vote for Harmon down here
when he cannot carry Ohio was heard
from r. ". Irvine, Of Marion. Ohio.
Mr.. Runners party Is composed OF the
persons named and Mrs. G. L. Reich
muth, of Woodstock, ILL.,, and Mr.. and
Mrs. r. M. Wilbur, OF Chicago.
They have been here several days
ural beauty of the city and harbor and
the possibilities which to them ap-
pear to be numerous. Mr.. Runner has
been in the timber business in Ala
hanna and did considerable exporting
through Mobile, but for some reason
never found II convenient to come to
Pensacola, not managing to get his
consent to come this side of F7omaton.
However, he is greatly pleased with
the Deep Water City, and like his
friend Nagel of Chicago. who has spent
the last two winters at the San Car
los, says he has Pensacola sand in his
shoes and expects for 1t to stay there,
too. Mr.. Irvine is familiar with the
railroad situation and 1t is his opinion
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
GRIP IS DANGEROUS
Often Followed by Pneu-
rnonia or Pleurisy.

Grip, pleaurisy, pneumonia-these
are greatly to be feared at this time
of year.
To prevent grip from being followed
by either pleurisy or pneumonia, 1t is
important to drive the last traces of
1t out of the system quickly.
The same Is true of pleurisy-it
leaves the lungs dangerously tender.
Our advice is to take Vinol, our de-
licious cod liver and iron preparation
without oil, and get your strength and
vitality back as soon as you can.
Vinol does this for you. Mr.. w.
r. williams, Of West Pittston, Pa,
says: II had a very bad attack of
pleurisy which left me weak and run
down. took Vinol and it has built
me up remarkably. On account Of the
great benefit have received from 1t
have recommended Vinol to several
other persons"
Our positive guaranty goes with
every bottle, that Vinol must satisfy
you or you get your money back.
Whites Pharmacy, Pensacola, Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
LOCAL Y.M.C.A.
MAN INVITED
TO KNOXVILLE
J. H. sHERRILL GOES TO TAKE
PART IN RELIGION FORWARD
MOVEMENTS A DISTINCT
HONOR.

]. H. Sheriff., general secretary of
the Pensacola Y. NJ. c. A, has accept
ed an invitation to take charge of the
Men and Religion Forward Movement
for one week in Knoxville, Tenn. The
topic which was assigned to him is
Social Service"
This is a distinct honor both to Mr..
Sheriff. and to Pensacola for the best
talent In the whole country Is being
given to this movement in the various
cities where 1t is being carried on and
the invitation to Mr.. Sheriff. 10 a
recognition Of his ability and his hsh
standing outside Of Pensa cola.
Wherever these Religion and For
ward Movements have been held gem
era1 good has been the result, and nat
urally Mr.. Sheriff. and his friends are
pleased to know that his services are
desired in the large cities where II re-
quires the very magnetic persons IN
create enthusiasm.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24

made and a new contract awarded
Under the new specifications there
will be no opportunity 70 rthe bidders
to misunderstood just what is want
ed and they will all make bids upon
the same kind of material
In accordance with q resolution the
clerk was authorized to address a let
ter to Judge z. d. Beggs and County
Solicitor Loftin notifying them that
their offices in the jail building may be
occupied by them at their own con-
venience. The Jail even in its incom-
plete condition may be occupied b5
these two officials.
The clerk was also Instructed tc
address communication to the voters
Of precincts 4 and II notifying them
that no changes win be made in those
precincts for the purpose Of creating
precinct No. IS and that they may
continue to vote in the same places a,
formerly.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
". /. MILTON
IS QUALIFIED
POPULAR CANDIDATE FOR Gov
ERNoR FROM WEST FLORIDA is
THE FIRST CANDIDATE TO
QUALIFY.
Special 70 The Journal.

Mariana, March 23.-Hon. w. II.
Milton, OF this city, is the first aspirant
for government to qualify for the
coming primaries, having today filed
his application with Chairman Price,
Of the state executive committee, this
application being attached to a check
for $3.50, the amount assessed against
gubernatorfal candidates, signed by
Jno. T. G. Crawford, Of Jacksonville,
who is managing the gentlenan's cam
paign.
Mr.. Milton, who is one Of Jackson
county's most popular citizens, is at
present out in the campaign which he
proposes to push with the same zeal
and energy which has characterized
him heretofore. both as a private and
public citizen, il being the proud boast
of his friends that in every campaign
he has always been outspoken in his
position and loyal to those whose
cause he has espoused.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
JAIL PLUMBING
CONTRACT WILL
BE LET AGAIN
NEW PLANS AND SPECIFlCA-
TONS TO BE PREPARED BY
ARCHITECT AND BOARD WILL
THEN ADVERTISE FOR BIDS
OTHER BUSINESS.

superintendent and Acting Architect
James II. Johnson was instructed by
the board of county commissioners Of
Escambia county in session yesterday
afternoon TO draw plans and specifica-
lions for the installation Of a new
heating system for the county jail
building and the completion OF the
plumbing and drainage system.
Calling for these plans and specifi-
cations was the result of Judge Wolfe
ordering the commissioners not TO en-
tel into the contract with the c. n
Turner Construction Company for the
work as was done by the commits
sioners several weeks ago.
When the architect completes his
plans and specifications advertise
Rents for bids for the work will bs
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24

growth OF the progressive movement
and the possibility Of Senator la FOL
lette's nomination.
Then big business" naid Mr.. Hou-
ser, represented by Hanna, Munsey,
Perkins and others OF higher and
lesser note who have always opposed
La Toilette. entered the contest and
introduced Col Roosevelt as a candi-
date, and arc still actively supporting
him. The people will Judge IN light OF
the facts whether or not Roosevelt
has kept true faith with La Toilette
or is doing so with the real progress
ives Of the country"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24

that the Big -Four road is headed for
this port. He is interested in several
theatres in different cities and ia CT
the opinion that Pensacola might offer
an excellent opportunity for an invest
ment OF this character.
This party of visitors will be in Pen
sacola for several days more and 1t is
very probable that some of them Will
arrange to own some Of the Pensacola
sand before going back for the sum
mer. They are stopping at the San
Carlo9
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
Vote For
A.Cary Ellis
for
SHERIFF
EJzTRJE
E~s-S-G

a vote for Cary Ellis is a
vote for a man who is in no
sense of the word a politi-
clan, and who invites the
closest investigation of his
past record as a citizen OF
Escambia
His one aim will be to
carry out all laws made by
the legislature and to make
Escambia county the pride
of Florida, and to be as jeal-
Gus for its honor as he is for
his own.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
REBELS FIGHT;
900 ARE KILLED
Paraguayan Federal Soldiers Eneoun-
tered Band Of outIaws-President q
Refugee.
BY Associated Press

Buenos Ayres, March 23.-More
than 800 men have been killed in fight
ing between Paraguayan rebels and
government tropos about Asuncion.
The rebels are said to be In complete
control of the government. The Para
guayan president, Pedro Pena, is q
refugee in the Uruguayan legation at
ASuncion.
Fighting about Asuncion has heen
going on for several days.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
Mems Dress Shirts, roc.
Casfnnan's, 81 Palafox.
cRAcKsMEN USE TOO
MUCH HIGH EXPLOSIVE
az AssoeIated Preaa.

New York, March 2e.---CrackHuen
sent off so much dynsnite under a
safe in the once a Staten Island
manufacturing company early today
that the explosion was heard for miles
and many persons thought there was
an earthquake.
The FIVE safe blowers fed after an
exchange Of shots with watchmen.
The safe was blown TO pieces and
some OF fits contents destroyed. There
is no clue.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24
ADJUSTMENTS.
Wonderful Two. Reel Feature at the

Wonderful Two. Reel Feature at the
Elite.
Carrying an audience to sublime
heights. with scenes of pathos, hero
ism and sensationalisfn, acted with a
compelling force, sweeping everything
before 1t, presented In marvellous
photography, making every character
living, breathing person upon the
screen. The Desertsr," a two-reel
failure shown today at the Elite
theatreH is by far the best production
of the "101" Bison series. The scene
OF fierce battle between redskins and
United States soldiers In simply over
whelming.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-24

The Average: which of these
clocks are rightT IT don't know.
We've five clocks. When we want to
know the time we add 'em together
and divide by five, and even then were
not certain."-Punch.