New-York tribune., 1912-04-28
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR APRIL 20 i9i@

Because | love her. suppose -.
You no could love one Itch, expensive gal;
(Which one would you suggest; II,
"\ssv Celia Ifolland-she got oh plenty cash f1er
fathah catchee plenty plume trees plenty million |
~Not this week, Bung. Wait till the other girl
throws down" = Wa.
"Aw, Mist Tommy Why you talk 50 tooE You
lkce YOU fathah feel 'shamed by YOU;
My father wouldn't want me to marry Sirl "'"''
love- , -.
yep, he would. He big, wise man He like you IT., to
mally cash-wcalthy gal like Senatah HlnaIlWccd @ uiu
He take her money He 60 t. 5. Senate. lie GGI DC
biz boss. He Idle round in gland choo wagon. Nhen
he comes all folks say, Hoola! he vey big charity!
He all same Hot Socty! Hooa! lie maIIy expensive
wifcc, He fine wide, fat mani SO you could 90
Did you ever see his wife: She's homelicr than
mud fence
Mud fence heap good propity TO business man.
suggested Bung.
no could; Huh! Clay boy! Clazy boy. NhGn
Mclean boy see Mclean gal he lose top-head IN IN
China we know more much. Too many gals there IN
China when man catchcc gal-baby ne say bad iuch
gals he 90 drown himself | no Sabc why you say 50
muchce long-talk bout one cheap gal.
"lf this one throws me down, II come around 70 you
fora tin on the market laughed Tommy, turning away.
81 can do sabc where said Bung with confidence.
He continued to peer down the gopher hole; dtou8h
the sport had now lost its charm. lie was considering
WAYS and means of marrying the Little Boss OH TO
qri rich enough 10 pay for the high honor Ana MS
mind ever reverted to the plump Miss iolland whose
father had reached the pinnacle where he coud r''e
each night in a state Of uncriticzcd lnebnatlon
TOMMY went. as usual to Santa Clara that after,
noon; but quite contrary to custom, he returned
before nightall and went to his room where ne "Gk'
the door and sat on his bed making means IN Cloud
Of cigarette smoke. 1t looked as though ne Woud nave
to call Blng into the conference after all.
Next morning Bung noted his master air OF dcprc'-
sion. and entertained a terrible suspicion. Maybe ne
had secretly married this cheap gal and was already
rcpcnting the reckless extravaganza.
"LI Boss, trcmulousy, "tcIcc me one thing you
maly this gal yes day"
49," said Tommy briefly.
"Whcn YOU will"
"Ncvcr. guess She refused me"
"Lcfu,c YOU, Lcfusc yon? Smal-down gal Ike her
lcfusc big-top boy like YOU: wv nope. Tommy !o"
Il wish we're Joking, Bung It's all over. She threw
me down.. ,..... ,..,
She kick vou down, no can sabc Mcllcan gals. 'ghcd
Bung cchoing the plain Of many youth from sea IT,
sea- please no lookcc dlop-facc, Mist omiiny,
continued Bung 1T vcly good thing t. lose TN! 'hcp
,.i Now | fix il 50 YOU nallv Mis- Holland.
"Cut OH, the long-talk" said Tommy di,gus'cdIy:
At that moment he could not see even me huI''' u
Cecilia Holland As substitute Tor ',.3 InoI'
Bunq', flyori,c Joss dccrccd II that Tommy should
ACCEPT an invitation To- dine at the ioandS that even
ing and that in saving goodnight, the young man
should have held the adys fingers ju,t moment
longer than the rule, Of pol,cncs+ dcmanlc So far 50
g"@i: ,' but no farther But, despite the fact that the
Chine matchmaker squattcd before his irult-'ray
shack iii the small hours and wasted nearly thir'E-'iFe
cent, worth Of punk 70 some ycI!o" Eros VINO MAKES
men love in spite Of themselves, Tommy looked more
wrctchcl than ever next day. In the afternoon he
wrote q note containing apology. hope and de-
termination. And thu, hc addressed plainly 70 Miss
Cecilia Thornc, Santa Clara, Cal.
Hitch ,io Dai-v and take this over 70 Mis- Ih"rnc
and beat IT," commanded the young boss, handing
Bung white cuyclop.
RUNG ,hru-, the mi-,l.c among the stock Of wrap;