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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-07
HOUSES FOR RENT

FOR RENT--small house. Goa N.
Twelfth. Phone $40,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-07

FOR ttotlh
Modern houses In all parts of the
city. Let W. show them to you
John NJ. Moore Really Company.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-07
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For -InuFnlnhed room, 81
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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-12-07
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private. Time--one month 10 one
year given. GOODS to remain in youE
possession, Our rates are reasonable
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Steamship tickets to and from ~
parts OF the world.
PRIVATE UFFICES--open evenings
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Rooms 3 aud Z, Grant BuiIdlnA
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IF YOU FEEL LIKE
THIRTY CENTS

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cents and try out one Of those tllrcd
hno want ads for tIrCc times. lake
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problem ar iIX mp that business
worry.
The WANT Al sccs MORE PEO-
PILE ~ \ DAY THAN YOU CAN
SEE IN \ MONTH.
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LOST.

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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
PAUPER FAMILIES OF FELONs.

1t is a sad thing that justice cannot
WELD her sword without striking ev-
cry member of the criminals house
hold. write Herbert Kaufman in Wo-
mans World.
The shadows of the prison bars fall
far and stigmatize the innocent as
we'll as the guilty.
1t is not within the power of gov
ernments to alleviate this social dis
tress. Governments cannot alter hui
man nature that the unoffending fam
lilies of felons must cringe before the
sneers of their neighbors. But when
poverty also stalks in the wake of
punishment and the Imprisonment of
the bread-winner deprives his depen-
dents of food and clothes and roof,
the punishment all too frequently out
weighs the misdemeanor.
To the everlasting shame of Ameri-
ca, prison labor has enriched thou
sands of contractors and a score of
states. 1t is but wise and just that
malefactors shall be made self-sup-
porting by rendering useful service,
but whatever profit is derived from
their toll should be turned into a fund
out of which their dependent families
may derive support.
One northwestern state now holds
in its treasury almost one million dol
airs, earned by exploiting its peniten-
tiary inmates. Every dollar of this
surplus is blackened with inhumanity.
Is it necessary to go farther into
the matter? Do you need additional in
centive for immediate action? Write
right now to your representative in
your own legislature and urge him to
fight for a measure that will erase
this stain on the communal honor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05

be moved out and the key given to
her, and she could use her own taste.
He would be away for a month, and
she would be undisturbed-
In five minutes the gir1-artist had
decided on just how she would dec
crate, but she didn't give it away. No
one saw her work until it was finished.
The groundwork was the same as
the Fall River garrett The cherubs
this time had white bodies and blue
wings and legs. Whether walking or
lying each one carried a billiard cue
under his arm. Between each two
cherubs was a glass of the foamy anu
a pile of billiard balls. Nothing was
left to the imagination, nor was there
anything to which the most fastidious
could object.
The old bachelor returned home at
night just as the last wing had becE
painted on the last cherub- He let
himself into the house and turned on
the gas in the billiard room. One long
look and then there was a heavy fall.
The housekeeper and the valet got him
to bed, and after an anxious hour the
doctor said he would pull through.
Then he went to look at the billiard
room himself When he came back he
was deathly pale and his knees were
shaking.
,'Who-who did it?" he Sasped-
"A mighty good looking young lady"
was the reply.
But you can't-can't stand it!''
No"
You'll have to sell or novel"
Yes.
Il can't guarantee your sanity if you
stay here
Il couldn't expect you to-
White bodies and blue legs"
II saw Them
And carrying fence rails under their
arms OF wines!"
And yaller ground work.
Look here, Stevens said the doc
tor, you've got to do something
Commit suicide?''
No. You've got to fall in love with
your decorator and marry her, and then
burn the house down so as to get ri-i
of those cherubs without hurting her
feelings
is there no other way, doctor?"
None whatever"
The house wasn't burned down, but
ten months later Miss Cherry Kinsell
became Mrs Charles Stevens, and the
day after the wedding an explosion in
the billiard room knocked the plaster
IF the walls and the poor cherubs into
cooked hats.-(Copyright, 1912, by As
ISOLATED Literary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
GLOBE SIGHTS
BY THE ATCHIsoN GLOBE.

Troubles never look any better through
magnifying glass.
If a man hasn't got the money, low
prices don't help him much.
This world isn't greatly in need of a
poet who can't make living at it.
Probably you are entitled to the benefit
of the doubt. but do get it?
Sometimes an automobile burns I'D and
wears out little faster than usual.
A drum may be a musical instrument
but it doesn't amount to much for solos
When we get up real early in the morn
ing, it isn't to see the first wild duck
come in
Time is so valuable that a good story
teller should go into vaudeville and get
paid for it.
A king wearing a soldiers uniform
doesn't fool the world much; the world
knows he doesn't fight.
Some men like to loaf around the saw
MILL even after experience has taught
them the danger of the buzz saw.
While we are strong for optimism, it
does seem that the man who mortgages
mis- home to buy an automobile, carries
it Too Far.
good many people leave the farm and
come to town so they can enjoy all mod
ern conveniences, and fuss about the
price of them
Considering the way mule kicks. IL
Nature had also provided it with horns
the lion would have had trouble qualify
ing as the king of beasts.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
ACRE OR MAN YIELDS.

The greatest rural problem is to in
crease the acre yield and not at the
same time decrease the man yield,
writes F. B. n. in the Kansas Indus
trialist. 1t is easy to increase the
yields by the application of more Ia
Dor. and by better methods of soil
management. England, France, Ger
many and other European countries
have done this, easily. 1t will be done
in Kansas, and other western states,
soon. But no country ever has been
able to increase the acre yield with
out decreasing the return for the units
of labor employed.
Every farmer must get return for
his labor that is large enough to al
low a good standard of living. If this
is not the case, there will be a move
ment toward the peasant conditions
that are found in some sections OF
Europe. That was just what happen
ed before the Roman empire was de-
stroyed During the time that the en-
pire was increasing in power, agricul-
ture was one of the most honorable
of calIings. The leading men were
proud to be known as farmers. Then
slaves. and other cheap, inefficient
farm labor was introduced. 1t was
necessary to increase the acre yields
to support an ever increasing popula-
ton, and the yield for the labor unit
was decreased. The soil became poor
er under the unskillful hands. And
with the decline of the rural people
came the decline of the empire.
1t is possible to increase the crop
yields and not decrease the returns
for the laborers who are employed.
This is being done by many of the
best farmers, everywhere. But it
takes a high degree of skill to do that
Skill may be had through education
The amount of food that may be pro-
duced from a field, with given
amount of labor. depends mostly on
the knowledge of the farmer. An in
crease. in food production means an
increase in learning in soil and crops
management.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
.AYHAWKER JOTS

Persons who are everlastingly talk
ing Of getting ahead generally have
none. thinks Editor Joslyn of the Car
bondale Post.
Mr.. Bean objects to our using the
term "a bean sandwich says the
Carbonate Post and it continues: 1--WE
apologize, we were referring to a Lima
beam
Some fellows imagine everybody has
it in for them when foot bath would
relieve the whole situation says wise
old Bill Peyton in his Peabody Her
aid.
About the best joke the Stafford
County Repu blican knows is Ralph
Faxon circulating a petition to send
to Congressman Neeley, asking him to
vote to leave the tariff on beet sugar.
In my neighborhood, writes the Viii
lage Deacon in the Osborne Farmer,
are always talking about being hen
pecked, but what can the poor cusS
do? He has either got to stand for it
or starve. He couldn't make a living
to save his life
bill. The Bird Man. is the head
ing in the Peabody Herald over this
combined livestock, poultry and sporting
note: Bill Snyder has quit breeding
fast horses and gone into the squah
and chicken business. He bought Doc
Gunderman's pen of famous fighting
Anconas ami will probably have to do
the turkey trot'' the first time he
tries to plume them.
Perhaps the following, which appear
ed in the Rossville Reporter, is a paid
advertisement but even as such it is so
unique as to be worthy of a wider cir
culation: May Stiles, the lady land
agent. is feeling pretty good on ac-
count of having made a deal whereby
Mr.. Lewis becomes the owner of the
late John Sauer stock of goods May
is a rustler and any business entrusted
to her will receive prompt attention
and the best service she can give
Town folk think they have suffered
annoyance of considerable proportions
on account of the recent heavy SHOWS,
but the Kansas weeklies are calling
attention to the trials and tribulations
of the farmers, the renters who
make it a practice to move yearly.
Around and about March l is their
moving time. And this year they are
certainly up against a tough PROPOSE
ton.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
ADHERT ZSLNG Talks
BY WILLIAM c. FREEMAN

1 was initiated into the order of the
Rejuvenated Sons OF Jove recently
Do you know what a son of Jove is?
1 will tell you.
A Son of Jove is an electrical manufac-
turer or an electrical worker. am
neither. but 7 was let into the order be-
cause in my particular line of newspaper
work I am credited with applying
electrical current-sheddng Hght-so to
speak-on advertising methods and urging
cooperation the basis of successful
advertising and business management.
inc sons OF JoVe are men associated
the electrical woodworking together
co-operating-giving one another a square
deal.
At the banquet in the Hotel Astor there
were 126 men initiated. There were then
$500 members. There are more now.
Thomas a. Edison is a member and gives
the order his moral support That means
a lot.
One other purpose of the organization
is to take up advertising in the several
cities throughout the United States in a
definite co-operat tive way.
The electrical shops in a community can
combine TO buy a page OF space-usinE a
part OF the page for their display bud
ness cards and the rest of the page for
plain. easily understood talk on cleo
tricity and its uses and on electrical ap-
planes and their uses-in short, giving
the people just such information as IS
wanted. and furnishing them the names
of electrical workers in their own neigh
borhoods whom they can call on. order
what they want and get prompt atten-
ton.
Individual shops dealing exclusively In
electrical appliances could not afford an
advertising campaign on large scale
on their own account, but in combination
they can afford to advertise in a very
impressive, effective. intelligent ma nuer.
You see organization and co-oSeratioA
are strutting through the land.
When will professional men organize
dentists, physicians, lawyers, engineers.
architects-snd advertise TO the public
their Qualifications-the advertising 20 be
an Endorsement Of their skill and in
tegrity
CTo be continued)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
BREEDING PERFECT MEN.

This nation does nothing to conserve
its citizenship. Forests are protected,
lands redeemed, higher standards are
forever being raised in the animal king
dom. Isn't it about time that some
great philanthropist, that the govern
ment itself in fact, should go scient1-
ficany into the question of better
breeding of the racer
In his bright top-fioor apartment on
Seventh avenue, at 1920 street, Robert
G. Aud. the originator of Human
Welfare as a Science made the above
comment during the course of an In
terview with a representative OF the
New York American
Affinity he says, far from being a
thing to be despised and discouraged,
is the condition that every human be-
ing anxious to make for higher stand
ards in the sex relations should strive
for. Affinity is the perfect condition
of the human relationship
The time will come, in other words,
according to DR.. Aulds theory of eu-
genics. when every husband viii be his
wife's affinity and vice versa. There IS
nothing wrong with the affinity at the
present time except that she or he mas
reached out in the ambioE (amblon
meaning love atmosphere" according
to Dr. AuId) and selected some mate
that already belongs to another
I haze q great many ideas as to
what will make for better citizenship,
ne continued w lly SlAOulu a NCAC~
tive be given the right of citizenship!
Citizenship should be Ct such mo-
meut to the state that a most careful
surveillance of what makes up its mem
bers should become the main concern
of the goVernm 1t may come that
when people awaken to the Importance
of conserving their own standard
specimens. man will have to get ply
sician's certificate of the condition of
his health. the history of hereditary
taints and of his mental, physical, and
other deficiencies, which will either bar
or disbar him from the privilege CT clt1-
zenship.
'AlI detectives should be taken care
of by the state. They should not be al
lowed to marry. The government
will one day look at this mat
ter as a few of US in the advance move
ment feel now Parents will also take
the same precaution when it comes to
the marriage of their sons and daugh-
tiers. With governmental records of the
physical and moral conditions of each
man and woman-made obligatory by
an to maturity and with the examina-
lions compulsory, say. before marriage
i-posterity will be benefited amazingly
I'm America We have no such obliga-
tions although in Europe from the fact
that physical examina tions are COM
pulsory before man goes into the
| army-which is obligatory-most par
ents have an opportunity of judging of
the physical health of a possible SON
in-law. New York American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[From the Chicago News.J

GFrom the Chicago News.J
It's wise old saw if it has wisdom
teeth.
Some men make matters worse If thew
try to explain
Lapland is a great country for small
children
Politics might not be so bad but for
some of the people in it.
Offering to bet that you are right is a
poor kind of argument.
A woman's idea of heaven is place
where every day is bargain day
Many regulations blow up when a no
Iitica1 campaign is in full blast.
What a monotonous old world this
would be If everybody thought as we dol
Political strife isn't very far from what
a famous general once said war was
There is something wrong with the
woman who doesn't enjoy a good cry oc-
casionally-
Did YOU ever hear of woman giving
to charity the money she had saved uD
with which to buy hat2
If a woman can't boast of anything else
she is apt to brag about how respecta BILE
her family has always been.
The only time a henpecked man is al
lowed to head the procession is when his
wife thinks she hears burglars down
stairs.
There is an old bachelor who advocates
sending all biganists to lunatic asylums
on the grounds that any man wanting
more than one wife is hopelessly insane.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
SAYS UNCLE CIV

We've been preaching unselfshness
ever since Adam made his first little
mistake, but we've made no progress
because our pretty theory has run
contrary to the first law of nature,
which is self preservation.
We raise a crop of unselfish people
every generation, but they don't last
long enought to reproduce their very
likable and unfortunate kind. They
fade out like the deWaof the morning,
and the principle of the survival of
the fittest puts in their vacant places
a big, capable creature who knows
that he has to look out for number
one.
A sane, healthy unselfshness is the
essence of wisdom and the price of
existence. We can't live by giving
away our substance and depending
upon the charity Office for our bread.
Neither can we make progress for
ourselves or be of great service to the
world If we step aside every time
divine Ego tries to edge in ahead of
u.s.
Existence is fight, and while it
should be a clean, fair, square sort of
a struggle. and none of us should be
too busy to lend a hand to the weaker
and less fortunate, the first. last and
only thing to look out for is yourself.
Your first duty is to make you
Sef-suStainer, an economic and
moral asset to your community. In
doing, you Will not draw into a
shell of self-conceit, and you will
not withhold your hand from good
deeds. The tombstone of all your
acts will not be What can 1 do for
others?" 1t will rather be, what can
I do for MYSELF" How can you make
yourself stronger, filter to live? How
can you best discharge those obIiga-
tions which nature, through blood ties,
has placed upon you? How best can
you discharge your debt to society,
which through your surroundings.
keeps you constantly in debt? How
can you-always you-be of real use
in the world, to the end that you
and not another-may be prosperous
and happy?
It is inevitable that the world shall
be made better through the individ-
progress shall come through the ex-
individual that you are responsible
for is YOU.
Self effacement is a pretty but an
unnatural doctrine. It is usually
preached by some one with an axe to
grind. If not, it was at least invented
by such a person. But the biggest
debt that you owe to society is to
make yourself efficient. capable. use
full and successful. Aud when you
have done this. 1t follows. as night
does the day. that you have. incl
dentally, done more for your fellow
men than You could have done in a
lifetime of self-immo Collation.. which is
what most of us mean when we say
''unselfishn ess- - Copyright, 1912. by
w T williams
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
QUAKER MEDITATIoNs.

TFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
No man is ever big enough to be small
The only thing some men are good for
is nothing.
The biggest fool IN the universe is the
other fellow.
1t is easy to look ahead If your bills
are not behind.
.sI-u bet that bearded lady is a suf-
fragist," unused Sideshow. Tent.-'What
makes you think so2" Sideshow-"She
faces the world like a man.
Blobbs-'-I don't think TIL take my
daughter to the play tonight" Slobbs-
IT'S not immoral. is it?" Blobbs-''It
looks that way to me. This paper says
the ballet dancers will appear only in
advertisements.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
JOURNAL ENTRIES

And not few people are prone to
abuse their privileges.
& X X
Foot prints in the snow are about the
only marks in life many folk make.
x \
More persons should use their te1e-
phone voices for their ordinary CONVEX
sation.
A good reputation that it has taken
years to build up can be destroyed in
few minutes.
Another drawback to being a genius
is that most of them are not appreci-
ated until they have been a long time
dead.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-03-05
THE INVALID.

Sick in the COW camp-moonin round
The smolderin' fire in the rain,
A-feelin' like a rat, half-drowned,
And raeked from head to foot with pain;
The nearest ranch house twenty mile
Nobody here to care dang
Whether I live die-no smile
That sorter helps to ease pang-
Sick in the COW camp-Slim, the cook,
Is growlin' cause the fIour's wet;
Fussin' because he's dropped hook
Into the fire-hear him freti
Nothin around but trees and plain
The river makes a gurgln' noise;
Nothin but flood, and rain and rain,
And nary a signal from the boys.
Sick in the camp-but I hear
Hoofs splashin' through the oozy mud /;
The boys have GOMEZ catch a cheer
Their sturdy yellin' stirs my blood;
L see a yaller slicker CLEAN,
And catch my bunkie's friendly call;
Sick? Well, L guess motif don't seem
As if Id been laid up at all.
Denver Republican.