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lence. Presently Jimmy broke the
quiet by remarking:
Don't you all feel sorry for old
Miss Polite Bumpus? She live all
by herself, and she bout a million
years old, and Doctor Sanford amt
never brung her no chillens cause she
'ain't got 'er no husban' to be their
papa. and she got octopus in her
head. and she poor as a post and deaf
as Jobs old turkey-hen."
Jobs old turkey-hen wasn't deaf"
retorted Lima primly; "she was very,
very poor and thin"
"She was deaf, too" insisted Jim
my. cause it's in the Bible. | know
all bout job" Dragged he.
Il know all bout Job. too" chirped
| Frances.
Job. nothing!" said Jimmy, with
| sneer; you all time talking bout
you know all bout job; you bout
the womanishest little girl they is.
| Now / know Job cause Miss Cecilia
| 'splained all bout him to me- He's
in the Bible and he sold his birth
You never can get anything right,
Jimmy" interrupted Lima; that was
Esau and it was not his birthmark,
it was his birthstone; and he sold his
birthstone for a mess OF potash"
Yes" agreed Frances; "he saw
| Esau kissing Kate and Esau had to
sell him his birthstone to keep his
mouth shut"
Mother read me all about Job"
continued Lima; "he was afflicted with
boils and his wife knit him q Jobs
comforter to wrap around him. and
he"
And he sat under a 'tato vine"
put in Frances eagerly, what God
grew to keep the sun Off O. his boils
| and"
THAT was Jonah" said Lima. "and
it wasn't a potato vine; it was"
No, I wasn't Jonah neither; Jonah
is inside Of a whales bel"
"Frances!"
"Stommick," Frances corrected her.
SELF and a whale swallow him, and
how's he going to sit under a pump
| kin vine when he's inside of
! whale?"
1T was not a pumpkin vine, it"
And I'd JUS like to see a man in
side Of whale a-setting under
morning-glory vine"
The whale vomicked him up" said
Jimmy.
What sorter thing is a octopus like
what yall say is in Miss Pollie Bum
pus's head?" asked Billy.
"'Tsin't a octopus, it's a polypus,"
explained Frances, "'cause she's
named Miss Pollie. It's someping
that grows in your nose and has to
be named what you's named. She's
named Miss Pollie and she's got
polypus"
I'm mighty glad my mama amt
got no Eva-pus In her head was
| Jimmy's comment. Amt you glad,
Billy. your Aunt Minerva amt got
no Miss Minerva-pus?
Il sho' is," fervently replied Miss
Minerals nephew; she's hard 'nough
to manage now like she is.'
Pm awful good TO Miss Pollie,"
| said Frances. II take her someping
good TO eat most every day. | took
her two pieces Of pie this morning;
ate one piece on the way and she
gimme the other piece when | got
| there. | JUS don't believe she could
get long at all 'thout me to carry her
| the good things to eat that my mama
send her; | takes her pies all the
time; she says they're the best smell
ing pies she smelt.'
You bout the piggiest girl they
is," said Jimmy. "all time got to eat
UP poor old woman's pies. You'll
have a F'rancespus in your stomach
first thing you know"
She's got a horn that you talk
til co." continued the little girl, serene
ly contemptuous OF Jimmy's adverse
criticism, and fore | knew how you
talk into II, she says to me one day,
'How's your MAJ and stuck that old
horn at me; so put it to my ear, too,
and there we set; she got one end Of
the horn to her ear and | got the
other end to my ear; so when | saw
this wasn't going to work | took it
and blew into It; youalld died a.
laughing to see the way | did. But
now | can talk th'oo it's goods any
body"
THAT Is All ear trumpet. Frances"
said Lima lit is not a horn
Lets play Hide the Switch" sug-
gested Billy.
I'm going to hide 1t first" cried
Frances.
Nav. you amt" objected Jimmy,
you all time got to hide the switch
first. I'm going to hide it first my
SELF
mo, I'm going 10 say William Com
Trimbleton, said Frances, "snd see
who's going to hide it first Now you
all spraddle out your fingers"
CHAPTER XIV.