Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1912-06-27

about fifteen minutes. The Hon.
Bill sSingletery scrutinized the
case of Charley McCharen close
ly and he says he has gone too
far v 18th this disease, that he has
been just as bad as he could be
thirty or forty years with it, and
just a few days ago he relapsed.
as it is wholly unnecessary TO APP
ply the machine. Too late to do
any good.
Ny old friend, Ike Roberts,
who lives north of town, has a
barn loft about fifteen feet high
and in this loft he had just one
bundle Of fodder. Now, they
tell me that he worked hard for
three days and nights trying ~
get his horse up in this loft to eat
this bundle of fodder. Actually
did not have sense enough lett
to 20 up in the loft and bring the
bundle of fodder down to the
horse. Finally his two brothers
brought him TO town in a surrey.
The Hon. Bill Singletrry applied
his machinery to him and he
bucked like a mule, but after one
application of the machine, he
left for home and looked like he
had very good sense. Now, this
is one OF the most peculiar pieces
mechanism | have ever seen and
Bill has a patent on it. 1t looks
like a large pair of tweezers, il
has a thread cutter, wrench and
nerve tester. Sam says for him
to make a successful operation
the man should be exactly
twenty eight years, nine months,
fourteen days, three hours, ten
minutes and five seconds old.
He claims these nerves, Of which
he speaks later. are just in the
right condition to be pulled
out. In performing this won
derful operation they begin about
the nose. The inventor claims
that there are a set of fine capil-
larry nerves connecting with the
seat of intelligence and just as
soon as a certain class of these
nerves, which the inventor of this
wonderful machine knows, are
removed, or the connection brok-
en- with the seat CT intelligence,
why it gives a man the power oil
concentration, or connection with
one station, or thing. Now, the
reasons the inventor assigns for
this wonderful operation are tina,
there are so many of these fine
capillary nerve connections with
the seat of intelligence that when
a message is prepared in the seat
of intelligence and started on,
over so many of these fine capil-
larv nerves, or wires that it seems
to blur, Or scatter the message
and it finally goes to nothing.
this he calls inherited ignor.
ance." Now, he says just as
soon as n certain number of these
nerves are removed that the
connection is so much better thai
it opens up thesseat of intelli-
gence ard the fellow is full Of
knowledge. | had the Hon. Bill
Singletery to examine the '.Phy.
sician," who has been treating
me for wild Authorizations Of
the brain cells" and he say:
that it is imperatively necessary
for him to undergo this opera.
ton; of course this is an opera.
ton for ignorance. So this noted
event will take place next Thurs
day evening at 2 o'clock SHARP
at Elliotts livery stable. Every.
body cordially invited.
Now, these jewels from the
casket of dreamland, | flash over
the ocean of literature, trusting
that some sparkling rays may
attract human hearts when the
soul that OWNED and the hand
that fashioned them has van.
pushed like the dews of the
morning.
Very truly yours.
The Noted Dreamer.
! P. S. The capitalists of our city
are organizing a stock company
to take charge of this wonderful
invention. Capital stock, nine
hundred and fifty million dollars,
small amount of stock left, going
rapidly, any one desiring stock
in said company must apply tc
Joe Friedman at once. Best
business people say this stock is
much better than Rockfeller's oil
stock, as the field for operation
Is much lower. Act quickly.
This wonderful machine is or
exhibition at Bremen & Nc.
Charen's store. Call and see ii
The Noted Dreamer.