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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Now Note The Skin

Not oily or greasy appearing, but dull
velvety looking smooth surface will be
reflected to you from your mirror-a
truly alabaster like effect and what is
more will remain that way for hours
and no one will be able to detect its
use
We do not claim that all can possess
the beauty of Cavalla but we do claim
that any one may obtain beautiful
complexion by using Alabastrol.
Now remember our claims are not
the origination of fertile mind as the
Siloron Mfr Co. is Incorporated under
the laws of the State of Colorado and
that Alabastrol is guaranteed under the
u. S, Pure Food & Drug Act to contain
nothing but the purest ingredients,
and is manufactured under modern and
hygienic methods.
Alabastrol is healing and antiseptic
in effect, and though it has been on
the market but short time everyone
who has used it says it is .'The Most
Perfect Complexion .Beautifier and
Mail Orders from all over the country
are pouring in.
We send "Alabastrol' in plain wrap
per to any address in the U. S. on re-
ceipt of so Cent Silver.
The SiIoron Mfg. Co.
Pueblo; coIorada
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Ask Yeur Neighbor.
Rzuiesds Of Lancaster Citizens Can Tell
You All About Il

Home endorsement. the public ex
preston of Lancaster people, should b.
evidence beyond dispute for every
Lancaster reader, of the merit OF
Doaa's Kidney Pills. Surely the ex-
perience OF friends and neighbors,
cheerfully given by them, will carry
more weight than the utterances OF
strangers residing in PARKWAY places
Read the following:
George Wright, Stanford ST., Lam
caster, Ky. says: 81 have never
known of better kidney remedy than
Doan's Kidney Pills. Last fall my
back ached great deal and my kid
neYs were badly disordered, the kidney
secret ons being scanty and painful in
passage | fortunately had Doan's
Kidney Pills brought to my attention
and getting box at Frisbie's Drug
Store, | began their use. They re-
lieved me promptly and in return for
the benefit 1 received, l am willing
that my name should be used in rec
ommending them. My advice to all
sufferers from kidney trouble is to
give Doan's Kidney Pills trial.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Raroepohar the name Doan'c-apd
take no other I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
BUCKEYE.

Mr.. Ed Dickerson left Monday for
Pierson, III.
Mrs. D. w. Parson who has been
very sick is improving.
Mr. Nal Carter bought several shoats
from Robt Long for Sets.
Willie P. Long was with his parents
the latter part of the week.
Miss Marie Ray visited his cousin,
Miss Stella Ford Ray last week.
Born to Mrs. Lewis McCulley on the
oath, boy, to Mrs. John Daily, on
the 26th, girl, and to Mrs. John
Humphrey, on the 26th. girl.
See our White Clipped Seed Oats,
Clover, Timothy, Alsyke, Blue and
Orchard Grass, before buying. Eve
can furnish baled Clover, Mixed O,
Tmiotqy hay in any quantity.
Phone 26 Hudson & Hughes.
Mr.. Frank Kurtz, of Mercer county
waf last week and was accompanied
home by his sister Miss Ona who has
been Twisting her brother, Messrs
Highland Hanley for Several months
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
A Fierce Night Alarm.

is the hoarse, startling cough of child
suddenly attacked by Group. Often it
aroused Lewis Chamblin of Manchester
o., Or. r. No p for their four children
were gre atty subjected to Group. Some
times in severe attacks" he wrote we
were afraid they would die, but since
we proved what certain remedy DR..
Kings New Discovery is, we have no
fear. We rely on it for Group and for
coughs, colds or any throat or luug
trouble" So do thousands of others,
So may you. Asthma, Hay Fever. La
Grippe, Whooping Cough, Hemorrh-
ages fly before it, SOC and $1.OO Trial
bottle free. Sold by r. E. McRoberts
& Son. I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
UNIQUE NAME
Many People Cannot Pronounce Name O
Worlds Most Famous Caiarrh
Remedy.

High-o-me-that,s the proper way to
pronounce HYOMEI the old reliable
remedy, that has rid tens Of thousands
of people of that vile and disgusting
disease.
HYOMEI is made of purest Austria
liam eucalyptus combined with thymol
and other effective antiseptics and is
guaranteed 10 be free from cocaine or
any harmful drug.
HYOMEI is guaranteed to end the
misery of catarrh, asthma, Group, cat
arrhal deafness, bronchitis, coughs or
money back.
Breathe it that's all, no dosing the
stomach. Complete outfit, including
indestructible inhaler, S1.O0 Extra bot
ties of HYOMEI if needed, so cents at
R E. McRoberts G. Son and druggists
everywhere.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
VAPOR TREATMENT
For Catarh, Colds, Coughs, Sore ThroaI
And Bronchitis.

Everybody knows that breathing HY-
OMEI a few times day through the
little hard rubber pocket inhaler will in
a short time drive out catarrh.
Many people regularly use the vapo,
treatment at night in conjunction with
the inhaler, claiming that it hastens re-
suits.
This is a vapor treatment; Into a
bowl three quarters full of boiling
water pour scant teaspoonful of HY-
OMEI cover head and bowl with towel
and breathe for five minutes the sooth-
ing, healing, antiseptic HYOMEI vapor
Try it when using HYOMEI for any
nose or throat ailment.
HYOMEI is guaranteed by R. E. Nc
Roberts & Son to put an end to catarrh
or money back. A bottle of HYOMEI
costs so cents; complete outfit, which
includes inhaler, $1.O0.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08

plowed under the first or second year.
If mixed with two other grasses, red
clover and timothy the mixture should
cover or z acres. This combination
viii make pasture unsurpassed.
As Sweet Clover becomes better
known it will have prominent place
in our agriculture in feeding, rotation
and soil renovation and as stock rails
ing dairying increases, it's place will be-
come more and more prominent.
1t is rich in food value, grows luxur-
iantly stands grazing without injuring,
and thrives in great variety soils and
climate, that it inoculates readily and
has no insect enemies, are sufficient to
make it one of the greatest of all le-
guminous forage.
Let the farmers of Garrard Co make
study of Sweet Clover.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
TEATERSVILLE.

Mrs. n. K. Bogie is on the sick lists
Miss Levota Ray spent Tuesday night
with Miss Zula Cotton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jessie Hill spent the
night with Mrs. N. X. Bogie.
Mrs. E. B. Ray spent Saturday and
Sunday, with Mrs Linda Sanders.
Miss Rosa Ray is the pleasant guest
of her Cousin, Miss Bessie Sanders.
Mrs Ed Simpson appointed president
and Miss Leota Ray, Sec. and Tres.
Misses Minvil and Sallie B. Bogie
were visitors at this place Tuesday
night.
Miss Elizabeth johnson Walker who
has been sick is some better at this
writing.
Mr.. E. B. Ray sold crop of tobacco
at the Shelburne warehouse last week
at 2lcts.
Howard Warren spent Saturday and
Sunday with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
B. Warren.
MIR. and Mrs. Ollie Bogie were the
guests of Mrs. Bogies parents Mr.. and
Mrs. ". T. Noel Sunday.
Mrs. II. I. Hoover and daughter,
Willie Bell, and Mrs. Ed. Simpson spent
Friday with Mrs, VIM. Simpson.
Mrs. L .B. Ray returned home last
week after short stay with friends
and relatives id Lexington and Frank
fort.
See our White Clipped Seed Oats,
Clover, Timothy, Alsyke, Blue and
Orchard Grass, before buying. We
can furnish baled Clover, Mixed or
Timothy hay in any quantity.
Phone &c Hudson & Hughes,
Mrs. Ida Tinsley entertained the
Ladies Aid Society, Wednesday after
noon. dainty reereshments were served
and the afternoon was very pleasant.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
No Greasy Face Cream For Her
What Did She Use?

That was the question so many peo-
pie were dying to know. Cavalla
would not tell and others could not tell
the secret, because they did not know.
Just how a certain Chemist discover
ed her secret would make an interest
ing story alone, one we have not the
space to tell; suffice. it to say that
money could not buy her famous recipe
and one of the conditions was that it
should never be sold in Europe where
her envious rivals could obtain it.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Has Million Of Friends.

How would you like to number your
friends by millions as Bucklen's Arnica
Salve does? Its astounding cures in the
past forty years made them. Its the
best Salve in the world for sores, uI-
GERS, eczema, burns, boils, scalds, cuts,
corns, sore eyes, sprains, swellings,
bruises, cold sores. Has no equal fol-
25c at r. E. MeRoberts. I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
TOO MUCHLOVE

Too much love for fun. frolic and
rich food causes stomach, liver. kid
ney and nervous troubles. Other
remedies help you but DENNIS
SURE, SAFE AND SPEEDY cures
you. Our discoverer, ten years a
miserable sufferer with the above
troubles, and RHEUMATISM for
years, was cured in one week. To
prove our remedy, while they last.
regular size bottles only Csc at......
Stormes Drug Store.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Kills A Murderer.

A mereiless murderer il Appendicitis
with many victims but DR.. Kings
New Life Pills kill i. 81 preyention.
They gently stimulate stomach, liver
and bowels. preventing that elogging
that invites appendicitis, curing Con-
stipation, Headache. Billiousness, Chills
25c at r. Z. McROberts & Son. In
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Ah!ll

The dispenser had Just mixed a
drink. which 10 put Il mildIy-reaIly
without the slightest desire TO exag
gerate or to color the facts In the
slightest-was lulu He who received
II took one long draught. smacked his
lips. rolled his eyes toward the ethe
real regions Then he remarked. In a
hushed voice: Say. fellows. that's a
drink dit for an acet"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Judoment nv neduotfon

Widow want a stone for my hus-
bands grave exactly like the other
one In the lot Agent-But isn't It q
trifie small for a man Of your hus-
bands prominence? Widow-No, sirI
II Thomas thought a stone like that
was good enough for his first wife.
guess it's plenty good enough for
Thomas"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Fairly Startled a Waiter.

waiter gave himself the worst OF
1t by So in making change, according
to the Chicago Evening Post The
man who paid the check saw the er
ror and handed the bin back in the
way of a tip. The waiter has been
bowling to the ground before him ever
since and thinks he is some exiled
prince living here incog.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
The Secret Is Out,

Hortense Cavalla, was known as the
most beautiful woman in Europe.
1t was common knowledge that a
prince of the royal blood, heir to the
throne of one of the oldest European
countries was so enamored with her
charms, that he had repeatedly offered
to marry her and relinquish his king
dom.
She was the ersvy and despair of all
the ladies of the court as the men had
eyes for no one but her in her presence.
And while her figure and feature were
beautiful it was the surprising lowell
ness of her complexion which was her
greatest charm.
Her skin was as white as alabaster,
smooth and velvety of texture and her
color rich and warm,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08
Worthy Object.

Let us sometimes live-be it only
for an hour. and though we must lay
all else aside-to make others smile.
Charles Wagner
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-03-08

Stormes Drug Store.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
FOR EVERY FAMILY
Medicine CHEST

To the head Of every family tho
health Of its different members Il
most important, and tho value of an
agreeable laxative that is certain in
IT. effect is appreciated. Ono Of the
most popular remedies in the family
medicine chest Is 4 combination Of
simple laxative herbs with pepsin that
= known to druggists and physicians
~ DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsln. This
preparation II mild and gentle In its
action on the bowels. yet positive In
its effect. A dose Of Syrup Pepsin at
night means relief next morning,
while its tonic properties tone up and
strengthen the muscles Of stomach.
liver and bowels 80 that these organs
arc able in = short time to again per
form their natural functions without
help.
Druggists everywhere sell DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pspsin in 800 and s100
bottles. II you have never tried this
simple. inexpensive. yet effective
remedy. write to Dr.. W. B. Caldwell.
sol Washington 81, Monticello, III.
and ask for sample bottle. Dr.. Cald-
we'll win be glad to send It without
any expense to you whatever.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
SOME FORMS OF ADVERTISING
Paper That Holds Affections Of Fam
lily Circle Is the Highest
Class Medium.

Every once in a while you find that
somebody has said something you
wanted to say-only better. The man
who has got ahead Of me this time is
Charles H. Grasty. editor of the Balti-
more Sun.
IF you have something to SELL" he
says, you can go to a job printer
and have lot Of bills struck of and
distribute them around town That is
advertising in the crude state.
Put the same matter in any kind
Of a newspaper and that is advertis-
ing In a more advanced and effective
form.
Insert the same copy in a paper
that goes into the home, with a hold
upon the affections of the family cir
Gle, and that is advertising in the
highest state. AS time goes on and
the confidence and esteem of the read
ers attach themselves to the paper.
the habit of reading the advertise
ments in that paper becomes fixed
and an advertising medium Is estab-
iished. E. c. Patterson. in Golfers.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
WHY ADVERTISING is READ
Saves the Public an Immense Amount
Of TIme In These Days Of
Hustle.

One great reason for the tremen-
dous modern vogue Of advertising.
Is the amount OF time 1t saves the
public in these days Of hustle.
When a person starts out to find
certain article without any previous
notion Of where 1t can be bought to
best advantage, wearisome round Of
shopping usually becomes necessary.
With all the calls upon ones time.
people are little inclined to start out
In this aimless way.
The merchant that gives the public
a good idea of his stock through the
newspaper catches a crowd of people
who dislike to waste their time on
indefinite shopping expeditions
Furthermore, many people dislike
to go into a store and take the time
of clerks or the proprietor to look
over a stock unless they are fairly
sure of buying. If they can satisfy
themselves In advance they can prob
ably get what they want at certain
place. they feel that by going there
they have saved their own time and
energy, and have escaped the emba-
rassment of looking over a stock
without buying anything.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
What AdvertIalna Does.

First, it saves time. and time is
money. Shopping, especially with
men. takes time that real business
men or artisans can Ill afford to
spend. The modern method is to de-
eide from reliable information, pre-
viously obtained. what you want to
buy before going to the street or send
ing for goods by mail. The econom-
ical method for obtaining this in
formation is by reading advertise
ments.
True. some are false statements.
but the public is getting more and
more wisdom every day, and the ad-
vertisers more honest. More credence
is given to advertising now than ever
before, and this condition is bound to
increase, because 1t is the experience
of business men that truthful adver-
tising is the only kind that is perma-
nently profitable.-SethB Brown in LII
brary Of Advertising"
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
An Immortal Writes Ads.

Jean Richepin, member of the
French Academy, one of the forty
immortals." is still receiving congrat-
ulations on finding new outlet for
his versatile literary talents. He is
a poet, a romancer and a playwright
but only of late has he turned writer
of advertisements on a large scale.
1t was Richepin who wrote the won
derful preliminary description of Alb
dull Hamid's Jewels before they were
put up at auction here recently.
Richepir's word pictures were 80 en-
ticing that the promoters of the sale
who got him to write the article
printed 1t as a preface to their cata-
logue with the result that the sale
more than doubled expectations. Tho
sale netted more than a million dol
lars. Probably no other "ad" writer
ever wrote an 'ad" for such a largo
sale
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
ADVERTISING is INVESTMENT
Experience, Tact and Special knowsI-
edge Necessary to Make tho
Profits Certain,

There are certain laws that govern
AL advertising and they are suggested
In the following questions, to which
every advertiser should have an an
swer before investing his money.
1. ls there any merit in the article
to be advertised?
2. Am l willing to tell the truth
about it,
3. Who are the people to be inter
ssted!
T.. What mediums or channels will
reach those people?
s. What are the talking points?"
8. What Is the best way to tell my
storyf
Z. How much will 1t cost to do 1t
properly?
Having answers to these questions
does not finish the work. Tt select
what seems the best mediums and fill
the space with the talking points is
not SUFFICIENT for good advertising.
With the best of care advertising is
largely an experiment, and it Is only
oy watching and testing even the best
mediums that the most profit can be
made from the investment
The enormous sums spent in adver-
tisfng each year show plainly that /,
pays or 1t would not continue, and the
1act that our competitors advertise
more and more each year necessitates
our advertising judiciously-if we wish
to keep In the race.
The man who wishes to invest mon
ey in stocks will go to broker for
tips. and the man who wishes to invest
money In advertising should follow the
same line Of reasoning. He should go
to reliable agent, or employ a com
petent man to take entire charge Of
1t.
Advertising today is an art, and re-
quires experience, tact and a special
knowledge of the art, and there are
men thoroughly trained who are capa-
bic OF making the advertisement Q
good estment-Publicity.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
GOOD SERVICE is
GOOD ADVERTISING
BY William C. Enaaman


An unusual incident happened in a
specially store recently.
gentleman bought a pair of gloves
from this store and lost one of them.
ne mad heard a lot about the business
methods of the store and had been
toid that any Reasonable request made
OF the management would be Instant
ly complied with.
He thought he would make a su.
preme test He walked into the store
ana said he wanted to buy one glove.
explaining that he had lost one of the
pair OF gloves he had bought.
Ills request was SO unusual that the
clerk did not know how to answer.
one called the manager. who in turn
was somewhat iabbergasted, but he
saw the owner of the business, ex-
pla1ned the matter and asked for in
structions
Inc owner. right of the reel, said:
certainly. sell the gentleman one
glove"
But what shall we charge him ?"
asked the manager.
Just half the price Of pair" an
swered the owner.
What shall we do with the remain
ing glover" asked the manager.
charge 1t up to service account"
replied the owner.
The owner of the business, who is
a student Of human nature, instantly
owned that the gentleman who want
ed to buy one glove was making q
test or the store; he knew that no
man was mean enough to really want
store to sell him one glove, SO he
complied with the gentleman's re-
quest.
All Of the Incidents described here
happened in less time than it takes to
tell the story.
Was it good advertising?
Here's the sequel: The gentleman,
prominent man. told this incident at
his clubs. his place Of business. etc.
1t became general story and It
added to the good impression the
store had made by its advertising and
its service.
There are many ways Of advertis-
ing. This is one Of them-and a good
way, too.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
Sound Sense.

Do not advertise for the sake Of
advertising, but as means Of attain.
ing some definite end. Do not ad.
vertise along certain set lines. Just
because that is the way that concerns
in your trade or profession have al.
ways advertised. Those who first
till the soil reap the largest crops. pro-
vided they till intelligently. Thought.
study and competent advice may dis
cover new fields for you to cultivate.
-Eldridge Shop Talk.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
New Mexico.

The drift on the vein at the Alberta
mine, Mogollon, is now in ore of an
average milling grade with every indi-
cation of 1t increasing in value.
Some excellent ore has been recent
ly encountered on the third level at
the Deadwood mines, at Mogollon.
The milling plant runs steadily. hand
ling considerable custom ore besides
the regular run from the mine.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
A. II Always Does.

An advertisement for a wife in the
Boston Post by John Farrell. a Bos-
ton railway man, brought him nearly
1.oos replies, or. to be exact, 946. and
many from far distant cities. He
found his soul-mate among them. too.
and was married last week.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
AIWAys Lean Year.

TITS leap year every year in Papua,-
said an ethnologist- "The reason isn't
that the woman arc the bosses there.
No. quite the contrary. The reason
10 that love-making is supposed to be
a thing beneath the notice Of the Pa
puan male.
"All women look alike to him. So
the matrimonial pourparlers all fall
on the female sex.
If man accepts girls proposal.
the fact that he is engaged is chalked
on his back. But on the girls back
the engagement is branded with q red.
hot IRON"
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
Original.

"Bilfurst is a man of very strong in.
dividuality."
please explain"
He has just returned from Milwau-
kee without having anything facetious
to say about the breNeries there"
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
Bold.

Miss Peech." stammered the bash
full young man at the other end Of the
sofa, would you-er-consider me
bold If were to-er-throw kiss to
your"
Bold" quoth she, I'D consider 1t
y the qrin, ascence of laziness."
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

Only q fool ever attempts to con.
vince a man that he isn't as clever az
he thinks he is.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

ms. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Ohildre
testhiue, softens the gums, reduces innAmms
ton, AllAys pain. cures wind collie, 80 . botsla
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

Tho up-to-date waitress wears q
fetching costume.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Crosa
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good Rrocerr.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

ONLY ONE "BRoMo QUININE"
the dsnatufs Of .. ". GR6vS. Ussd The World
over to Cure Cold In One Day. No.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

A mirror often prevents a woman
from getting lonesome
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
Lose Elthsr Way.

Lose Either Way.
Reason-Remember. my boy. wealth
does not bring happiness.
Rhyme-Maybe not, but fighting the
wolf IL no round Of pleasure.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

Mr.. Nervee|I come. sir, to ask you
for the hand Of your daughter.
Her Father (feelingly)-Young man,
her mother IL dead; she Is all have
left.
Nh. Nervee-You've given her q fins
Recommendation, sir. fine recon-
msndation.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No osmarting-Fcels
ytns-Acts Quickly Try II for Red, Weak,
Wstery Eyes and Granuiated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Paokage. Murine IL
compounded BY our Ocunsts-pot . .Patsnt Nod
ieine".b but used in s9soss.fui Physieians' fr.e-
" nd sold bZ pruSEists :. - and 90 Per BotsI>
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

John Wanamaker says: "Ad.
vertIsIno doesn't Jerk; It pulls.
II begins very gently at first,
but the pull 10 steady. Il In
creases day by day and year by
year, until II exerts an irresistl-
BILE power"
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

AbsentMlnded.
7 want a dog-collar. please"
~Yes'm. What size shirt does he
wear7"-Life.
The Glenwood post., 1912-02-24

Advertising is like Telling
tree. It Is not the final blow Of
tho axe that does all the work.
Every blow that went before
contributed it's share.