The Greeley tribune., 1912-08-01
(E6R COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION

inst 30 they don't spring any CON
venttons or anything on next S"t'1
day We will be happy.
The mile q minute chauneur
.h.a.tens tn rival the unloade0 gun
In reducing the population.
The women are to wear more haar
in 1918 while the men Will trs
hang on to what they have now
TIE hest way to keep your pi.
.-o,.. from being stolen in Greeley
10 tn equip it with a flask OF pooAe'
The battleship Colorado LEADS .he
,.vv in craftsmanship. just VIVA.
We exDected when they namel 'ia'
boat.
The best way to convince .ue
Tribune that you really caush' Sc.
good trout is to send 1e" "'
around. l.
Grover SAYS there are lots OF votes
nm there but they are not goins "
he wasted on machine can'iiu~S'
(Right-OO
It begins to look as tho"eh ."e
Weld county fair will BRING ou. S ny
oxbib;ts that year that will break AL
previous records.
p,attexille must be trying TO
hoost Cap Macy's business. Ihey
are going to have 20 pickles to every
visitor on Pickle day.
From the way the weather man
acts 1t is hard for the average cru
yen TO tell when he ends one hot
wave or begins another.
Two men in Weld county went t
crazy Sunday, but so far as known :
the republican political situation =
had nothing to do with 1t.
The camel hump walk and the II
giraffe sway have hit Denver. AS
for US, well stick to the sugar oeet II
bend and the alfalfa tremble. a
Taft has come out and defended Ii
the old maids. but Teddy was first /!
among the candidates to come out /,
flat footed for woman suffrage. e
Big Mac had no opposition Satur-
day. All of the insurgents stayed
home framing up a welcome for G
Phil Stewart next Friday night. y
An able bodied man with hard
luck story about not being able 10 f
get work will get mighty little SYM b
pathy in Weld county for the next :
few weeks. 5
Our contemporary says that the |
only split he knew Of in tie repus- {
lican party was in the back OF our {
head. Believe us, we must have
some head.
Johnstown is becoming real citi- {
fed. The residents have been nOti-
fled to keep their chickens off tie
streets, Just the same as they do
on Broadway, New York City.
There was no dissatisfaction In
the republican assembly. declares
the official organ OF Big Mac. Why
should there he, when the delegates
were all picked by the Big boss?
Our contemporary is very nervous
because, as he says. we do not keep
bowling about Wilson. We rise to
explain that the Tribune is = pro-
hibition paper and will not advertise |
whiskey.
You have got to hand 1t to Harp !
ers' Weekly for being the best pO-
litical prophet Of modern times.
They touted Wilson for governor of
New Jersey and president nearly ten
years ago.
The Weld county fair will be Sep
tember 23 to -. We don't know
whether to say ttey will be the five
biggest days OF the year or the big
gest five days OF the year. Maybe
both are right.
Fort Collins young people insist
on being allowed dance the ''ani-
NAL dances. OF course, il their
parents really want to stop them
good way is to innOculate the kids
with rheumatism.
According to an advertisement
some one slipped into the Tribune
the progressive party Is tie one who
uses a famous kidney remedy. Why
not adopt kidney pills as the EN-.
blem Of the new organization?
Forty new babies that have ar
rived since Wilson was nominated
have been named for him and 1t is
. safe bet that most of the mothers
Of the boy habies are already certain
that their sons will follow Wilson
some day into the white house.
The stand pat republicans are try
ing TO make friends with Phil Stew.
art now. The 0vestures came imme-
diately following the discovery that
the GuHgenheim-Evans barrel was
closed and that Phil had . big bar
rel Of his own he has just opened.