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Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
ACCORDING TO UNCLE AeNee

Of course there are arguments for and agin the celluloid collar but the fact remains that the fellers that wear 'em seldom get higher than congress men.
 There is only one safe weather representation. That is that it will rain on the day set for the Sunday school picnic.
 Ez Timins has got a fine job on a newspaper down to New York and ain't wrote home for money during the past month more than three times. Ills father feels quite encouraged.
 Hod Peters son, Bushrod, who left home about nine years ago. is doin quite well down in New Orleans, where he is cashier of 8 bank. Those around here who believe in heredity are willing to bet it is a faro bank.
 Mrs. Anse Frisby gave a reception last Thursday afternoon which was a great success with the exception that she made a mistake and served sew eral dozen of AnSe's poker chips in stead of mint wafers she had planned 10 have. All of the guests was polite and said nothing hut they did a lot of deep JhinEin' as Anse and his wife are both pillows of the HardshelI church.
 iod Peters ruined a brand new pair of overalls the other day by set tin down on piece of fly paper. He tore the seat out'n the overalls tryin' 10 pull the blamed thing off.
 Hank Purdy, who has tined nine lodges during the past winter expects to be a candidate for highway commis- sioner in the near future and fggers that he ought to pull through some how. Hank now has more different grips than a trayelin' man
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
EXIT BOOKS; ENTER FILMS
(New York AmericanI

(New York Americanl
 The following poster, which is dis played in the windows of R F. Sher. woods bookstore in Fulton street, eX- plains itself:
 THE HANDWRITING ON THE WALL seems to indicate that every library built by MT. Carnegie is monument to the commercial grave of g retail bookseller. 'Tis sad, but true. Con sequently, this store will be closed for a few days preparing the stock for distribution by auction As soon as alterations are made a modern moving picture theatre will be opera ted here under the personal manage. ment of Mir. F. F.. Sherwood.
 You cant keep a squirrel on the ground
 "A bas books, Viye la Thespis'
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
THIS DATE IN HISTORY
 INTfIE


 I770-Second Earl of Liverpool. Brit ish prime minister, born. Died Dec. 1. 1928
 179G-Elias Kent Kane. r. s. senator from Illinois lS25-3J. born in New York city. Died in Wash ington D. C.. Dec. IT, 1885. Og-Representstive constitution es- tabiisbed in Sweden. iS32-Ffrst Reform Bill passed by the British parliament. 1S54-First worlds conference Of the Young Mems Christian associa- tion met in Paris. .. lS93--Edwin Booth. famous actor. ss died in New York City. Born near Baltimore. Nov. 13. 1883. 1s95-Judson Harmon of Ohio ap- pointed Attorney-Genersl of the United States. IsOf-The failure of the Seventh Na. tional Bank of New York city. was announced. I9I1-An earthquake in the city of Mexico killed G persons and caused heavy property loss
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
THE FARM KID.

THE FARM KID. Dnt tell me of the dear old farm; | know the game from A to z, You see, l was brung up on one, And it don't appeal to me. Of course, there's nothin' much to do EXceptin work from morn till
 night
 The only chance you get to rest IS when there isn't any light lou get up when the faintest streak or Eight announces it is morn You do the chores and then you go And hoe the taters and the corn. When you get simply tired out And sick of every doggone chore You kin do all the the chores again And then go out and hoe some more. You milk dozen cows or so, And then you blow and c:'ltivate, Or pick potato bugs awhile
 To rest yourself, that's simply
 great
 Of course, when it rains good and
 hard
 You get, from work, short respite You simply hang around the barn And mend the harness until night. l don't like to make no complaint About the matter, but you see. The dear old farm they talk of, aint Just what it is cracked up to be. But still, l don't know as I'd change If l should have a chance, bekuz There's drawbacks to most any job. No matter what feller does.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
LINCOLN PAIL6EARER DIES

(Altoona Telegram 70 the Philadel-
 phia Public LedgerJ
 simon BrOtherlin Barr, last of the active pallbearers of Abraham. died here today in his 73rd year At the age Of i2 he was carrying United States mails. Later he became car 'penter and r9DaFed locks on the Pennsylvania Canal. H
 When the war broke out Barr en- listed and was wounded at Chancel- lorsville and stephens Fort. He was one of the first sergeants chosen to bear Lincoln's casket on account of his build and soldierly bearing.
 He was the first chief of the Al toona fire department.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
R ON.THE .SPWRI!9 EY OF.THEMOMENT
 Nf by Roy k kMoulton. q
Copyright 1911. C. N. MatherA

small.
 The weather prophet skins them all
 MADGE w. Here is the pest; he stands alone, lie comes each holr to use your phone -L T. The worst pest is the self-made man Who mentions it whene'er he can.
 J. l.. T. The prize pest recounts those absurd Old yarns that every one has heard.
 MAIZE.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

s~'-tor o'oor-rE-
 Senator O'Corman, Of New York. has introduced a bill providing for the expenditure by the government of $5000.0O0 for sites for 6 new fed. eral court house and downtown post office in New York city The plan to substitute for the Mullet post of. fee new building of the skyscsraper type has aroused much indignation among civic organizations of the metropolis, many of which sent rep. resentatives to Washington on May 2Y to protest against such project
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

Boston man nas been fasting for twenty days. But it would have been much easier to go where he could get something besides cdofsh balls and baked beans.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
New Train Schedule

The Southern Pacific of Mexico this week inaugurated a new provis- ional time table on all of it's lines in Sonora. The old time table has been cancelled. and ell trains are now being run as sPecisl. untB such a time as q new schedule is de icided upon The change is being given a trial to see if better service can be given the public Following are the changes:
 The CsnanesiNaco train leaves as before, l0;f0 am, arriving here at l2:4o instead of 12:10 as heretofore It leaves Cananea at l:20 pm. in- stead of 1:lG. and Is due at Naco at 500 instead Of 2 80. The Caranea-
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

Taking the Morse case into conSid- eratiCn, the lawyers oi Harry Thaw must now be laboring under the hu- initiating conviction that they did not go about 1t right.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
Redui5rs

Small boy-Please l want the doc tor to come and see mother
 SeTyant--Doctor's out. Where do you come from2
 Small Boy-What, Don't you know me? Why, we deal with 'you. We had baby from here only last week, -Tit-Hits
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
CANANEA NEWS
 NOTES
CBy Joseph L Conn.


 CANANEA, June Fire on Thurs day morning destroyed the home oi Douglas Norris, near the eoncent.Gtor Boarding house. The inside of the house was entirely gutted. Mir. Nor ris losing all his personal effects and household goods
 The Ladies Auxiliary of the Can snea club met on Thursday after noon. Mrs. r. F. Nichols and Mrs Ruby Sinclair were the hostesses. Bridge was played. the prizes being awarded 10 Mrs Gordon Bullock, first and Mrs. Whitelock, second.
 The Cananea club holds it's semi. annual election on Saturday evening.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
OUR PEST CONTEST

He gets up male quartets at night.
 J. D. The real pest is the man who tells All day about the goods he sells
 III. J. k The rankest pest l ever met, He practices on the cOrret.
 ~. F. W. C. He goes about with mournful face, And horrOws five in every place
 W. L. The pest is he who always sticks Around and does those parlor tricks.
 BUDDY. or the pests I've met. both large and
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

The country is saved Mir. Tumbo. of Mrscogee, Okla, wants to run for vice president.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

IA man can be progressive" says Judge Gary. Of the Steel Corporation, without being a demagogue. a social. ist or an anarchist Thanks for those kinds words, judge; most of them are.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

The woman who walked from New York to Chicago did it to demonstrate inc advantages of a vegetable diet. Most of us would like to know. how eser ,Pe condition of her corns and what she used on them Also we would Enquire about her bunyons and chilblsins. That would be of much more interest to the public than what she consumed as food. This informa- ton would be of particular interest to all women vho have feet
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

Tho Pioneer Historical society bill has passed the senate It should go through the house and be signed by the governor. Arizona has made his tory and it should see that the records are properly made and preserved.
 A Texas county went unanimously for Roosevelt. according to the press report. There must be mistake No Texas county could forget Clark. Bryan and Wilson, not to mention Joe Bailey. uvTN
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08
THH,

The American who went to England 10 play for the golf championship lost the first game. No real American will play golf with an Englishman. If an American wants to play games with an Englishman. or any other for. eigner. he should confine the contest to poker. a game in which no English. man can defeat a true born American, and one of the most seductive games ever played.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

Tickets to the republican national convention are said to be worth S100 each. the price having gone up in the last few days. Col Roosevelt asked for 250 which would be worth s25, ,000 Evidently Chairman New was right in turning down the coloners request. MT. New doesn't want the convention 10 Pay the coloneIs campaign ex- penses.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

Three cases of sunstroke in Cali. forria, and still they talk about their beautiful climate. Fine climat. at this season is confined to the beautiful mountains of Arizona. California doesn't know what good climate is
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

Mrs. Mary Harris Armor believes that Captain Smith. of the Titarn daank ten CT fifteen bottles of chain us
 ne pagre on the night of the disaster. We don't know now much fzz water Mrs Armor can drink, but are inclined to the belief that Captain Smith could not hold fifteen quarts of the spark ling Captain Smith was a sailor. not a camel.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-06-08

A Chicago travelling man got on an outlaw pony on ranch in Oklahoma where he told them he was q cowboy. aud got off in a fraction of d second The surgeons estimate his time in bed two months. Sometimes cowmen aSf
 lhI trifle too jolly and full of fun c,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03
STOMACH Sick SOUR, UPSET IND
FULL OF GAS? PAPE'S D|APEPS|N
In five minutes! Time it! ALI Indigestion, Heartburn
and Dyspepsia gone and your stomach feels fine

Wonder what upset your stomach
which portion Of the food did the dam
age-do you? Well. don't bother. If
your stomach is in revolt; if sour,
gassy and upset. and what you just
ate has fermented into stubborn Jumps;
your head dizzy and aches; belch gases
and acids and eT-uctate undigested
food; breath foul, tongue coated-just
take a little Diapepsin and in five
minutes you will wonder what became
Of the indigestion and distress.
Millions of men and women today
know that it is needless to, have a bad
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03
WILCOX GID"
|SLATEST CRAZE

SHORT BEACH, CONN. Sept. g.
It's goodbye to the Turkey Trot. the
Bunny Hug. the Grizzly Bear and the
Boston Dip, SO far as the people Of
Short Beach and environs, which in
clude, all the faS hionable rottagers in
this section, are now concerned. Be it
known there has slid into the esteem
of these same fashionables a brand
ned terpsithorean endearor, one thai
is predicted to set all New York by
the ears and find instant favor In the
eyes of both footlight artists and
others who are wont TO trip the light
fantastic.
This new dance is none other than
the Ella Wheeler Wilcox Glide" and
it came as the climax of surprises.
which. were apportioncd in large guam
titles to the guests of 'he famous
author, philosopher and gentlewoman
at the Bal Masque given by her and
her husband at their beautiful cottage,
The Barracks.
The dance as performed by Mrs. Will
cox and its inventor Miss Beers, pre-
sentS all the poetry of motion of the
waltz all the stateliness of the minuet
and the gliding grace of some Of
the later and newer offerings which
have found such favor.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03
GI0CONDA DESTROYED IN
REVENGE, IS HIS THEORY

LONDON, Sept. 3.-The Paris CORE
spondent of Truth pubi@es this story of
the disappearance of Gioconda at the
Louvre:
Il think have at last learned the
truth as 10 the fate of the Gioconda.
We shall never again see Leonardo Da-
Nincts famous picture. One might wish
it had been stolen, for then there would
have been hope for its temperance. The
fact is, l learn that it never left the
Louvre; it persisted there.
"a photogra piers employee, wishing to
avenge himself on the world at large
for what he thought his wrongful dis
missal, imagined a piece Of sabotage
worthy of a twentieth century Hero
strates; he spread the contents of a phial
of sulphuric acid over the portrait Of
Mona Lisa"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03
OLD Ia GRANGE MERCHANT
Is DEAD FROM PARALYSIS

LA GRANGE, GA, Sept sc. II.
McFarlane, aged So years, who died
after an illness of year following a
stroke Of paralysis, was buried in Hill
View cemetery Mr. McFarlane was
born in Harris county, although he re-
moved to Troup county early in life.
He went from this county as a private
in the Civil war. The Confederate vet
Grams had charge of the funeral and
Dr.. A. B. Vaughn and Judge w. w.
Turner officiated. He Is survived by
his widow and two children, a son,
Charles McFarlane, of Augusta, and
Miss Alice McFarlane, a teacher in the
public schools Of this city. For many
years he was leading merchant of this
city.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03
BLANCHE BATES WON
BY 'UNKISSED' SUITOR:
TO WE'D IN NEW YORK

DENVER COLO, Sept George
Creel, the 'unkissed" police commission
er Of Denver. and we'll known editorial
and magazine writer. will be married in
december to Miss Blanche Bates, the
actress The announcement was made
iasl night. The wedding will take place
in New York
Fhe engagement of Creel and Miss
Bates was rumored a wear ago. but was
weakly denied at the time by both Now
however, Creel admits that the actress
Will soon become his bride
Creel is graduate of the University
OF Kansas. He writes mainly on sociolog-
zeal questions. Employed on The Rocky
Mountain News, he IS also a leader in
the movement to regulate the tender
loin of Denver by virtue of his police
commissionership.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03
STORK LEAVES TRIPLETS:
ALL OF THEM ARE GIRLS

WASHINGTON, PA, Sept. 8
There is no race suicide in Canton
township, portion Of Washington
county, which lies close to the Borough
of Washington This week the stork
visited the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Carl
Patt, leaving three little girls. The
tots weigh 4 1-2, 4 and 91-2 pounds,
respectively. All are doing we'll, and
bid fair to grow up into healthy young
damsals.
This is the second time within two
years that triplets have come to Canton
township. Some "a months ago the
stork left a trio of girls at the Nichols
home. next door to the Patt domicile,
and all three are chubby, happy young
sters.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03
GEORGIAN TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER g. 1912
FOUR TRAINMEN HURT
WHEN GEORGIA ROAD
FREIGHTS COLLIDE

AUGUSTA, GA, Sept. S.-Conductor H.
L. Winter and Flagman r. A. Davis were
seriously injured when the second section
of Georgia railroad freight train No. 30
ran into the caboose of the first section,
near Crawfordville. today
Fl. L. Graham. of Augusta. and H. H.
Young, Of Onion Point, pump super
visors, who were riding on the engine OF
the second section, were slightly injured.
The wreck was caused by the first sec
ton stopping to get up steam and the
crew of the second section not being sig
nailed to stop.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-09-03

stomach. A little Diapepsin occasional
ly keeps the stomach regulated and they
eat their faVorite foods without fear.
If your stomach doesn't take care of
your liberal limit without rebellion; If
your food is a damage instead of a
help, remember the quickest, surest.
most harmless relief is Papc's Diapep-
sin. which costs only fifty cents for a
large case at drug stores. It's truly
wonderful--it digests food and sets
things straight so gently and easily
that it is astonishing. Please don't go
on and on with a weak, disordered
stomach; it's so unnecessary.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-17
GOLF EXPERT WOULD
 RETURN ID B|SBEE
John Adams Takes up Matter of Engagement at
 Warren

John Adams, Genial Jack" the golf expert who has done so much for the game in the southwest, paid his first visit to the district yesterday since his return from the east to Arizona where he has now become a regular winter resident. He came to see the members of the Warren District Coun- try Club, relative to an engagement of his services as club professional later in the season. This matter has been discussed some but has not as yet been definitely determined. Ad- ans is unwilling to devife his time as he did last year spending a part of each week in Bisbee and the balance in Douglas. He is now engaged at the latter country club and his proposal is to devote his entire time to the War ren club during the months Of Feb ruary and March.
 Asked how his game was coming yesterday Adams made the charac- teristic reply of. About as usual, on and of" He states that Mrs. Adams has been i'll since their last visit to Arizona, was in the hospital but is now recovering and is very much better. especially since their arrival in Douglas.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-17
HEAVY WEIGHT
 WANTS MATCH
Michigander Wants to Go on Mat for S1, ,000 in Real Arizona Gold
 Coin
WRITES TO BISBEE

For one thousand dollars (S1 ,000) United States currency. gold silver or convertible bonds or redeemable gold notes. for that amount, it is re- peated, J. w. Hill, of Outonagon. Mich igan-up in Chester Crows country, you know-wifl meet any heavyweight wrestler in Arizona He says so in a letter to the sporting editor of the Re view. To repeat it again. for thou cand dollars-in any kind of nego- tiable security-he will do it.
 In his letter he says: T am heading west in a short time and am desirous of paying your city a visit. l am acquainted in your country and am prepared to meet MT. Anderson. your Swedish wrestler or any other man your section can produce any time after March 1, catch-as-catch-can, pro- viding l am guaranteed one thousand dollars.
 T am five feet, eight and one half inches in height and weigh on the mat from 225 to 230 pounds. l have held and still claim the championship among Finnish wrestlers and also weight lifting. I have lots of friends throughout Arizona and Colorado and feel could make s good drawing card and as l bar none either in wrestling or weight lifting | know l could make good
 The fact that Hill does not claim to have thrown Gotch should predispose Arizona wrestling fans to regard him with favor but not even Frank Gotch could get a thousand dollars for wrest- ling in Bisbee this good year of 1912. The only way to reach the conclusion that the wrestling game is not dead in this part Of the country at this time is to quote poetry to the effect that death is but eternal sleep" Then the difference is poetic rather than real
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-17
Kidney Trouble Overcome
 By The Great Treatment

l have been a sufferer for years with kidney and bladder trouble, and took almost everything a drug store contained, without obtaining any benefit.
 1 suffered so that I became utterly discouraged, as l could not sleep, was always dizzy and had a headache all the time. I saw one of your adver- tisements, and as a last resort, de- cided to try your Swamp-Root. l am now taking the third bottle. and feel like a new woman, sleep well and have no pains whatever.
 l strongly advise all sufferers to take the only real cure for kidney and bladder trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root was a God-send to me.
 You may publish this letter if you wish. so that it may be the means of bringing some poor sufferers back to health.
 MRS. MARY O'DONNELL,
 Lander, Wyo. Subscribed and sworn to before me this July IA, 1909
 CHARLEY ALLEN. Notary Public,
 in and for Fremont Co, Wyo.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-17
JOHNSON ANXIOUS ID MEET CORBETT
Champion Will Demand an Apology for Statements
 Jim Has Made

CHICAGO. nl. Jan. l6:-Jack Johnson. heavyweight champion box. CT. is not 10 be subdued by James J. Corbett. ex-champion, in their contro- versy regarding each others accusa- tions of fake contests. He will go the limit in the wrangle. and expects to make Corbett apologize to him for the statements he has made. If the eX-champiOn refuses to do this John son will invite him to some place to settle their differences in a rough and tumble bout or with 2 ounce gloves. Johnson declares he is taking this at. titude because he knows he is in the right.
 Johnson in making all these asser- tions believes Corbstt will make ef- forts to square himself before long The champion declared he is not seek ing any argument. and was not the one to start it. But now that it has been thrust upon him he means to see it through, with his opponent withdrawing his accusations
 COrbett in an interview today de- clared he was going to prove that Johnson faked with Al Kaufman and ottAlcN htACuSl. TIC IS NAillnB tO wager 5000 on it. This is what pleas es Johnson because he says he sees an opportunity to make some money. He wants COrbett to put up his money and more if he desires, and he will cover it immediately for any amount. Johnson would rather have Corbett send his money on instead of waiting until he reaches Chicago. This will give him little time to prove that the battles with Kaufman and Ketchel were not framed up.
 Let Corbett put up his money and he will see how fast I can cover it. " said Johnson. He is a joke to me, He wants to sue me. does he? That will be fine. He can. if he wants to- and l will bring counter suit for the false accusations he has made"
 ''I see he says that he will be in | Chicago in ten days to call me good and hard That is too funny for any thing. ! am going to make a special effort to meet him, and you can bet there will be no calling down on his | part. It will come from me"
Bisbee daily review., 1912-01-17
BEYOND CENTURY MARK.

OCEAN GROVE, N. j., Jan. 16-- John Moore Butler. of this place. fam iliarly known as Uncle John,' cele- brated his 1O2 birthday anniversary today by quietly receiving his num- erous friends at the house where he boards with his eighty-year-old son, a helpless paralytic. Until a compara- lively short time ago Mir. Butler en- joyed excellent health and the full use of all his faculties. But cataracts which formed over his eyes made him almost completely blind and owing to his age the doctors would not under take an operation for the removal of the films. Mir. Butler, who was born on Staten Island, where he lived many years as the neighbor of the late Con- mOdore Vanderbilt. has been a hard worker all his life, has never used tobacco and liquor only sparingly. He owned a number of fast horses and used to drive them to a trotting cart until five years ago.