The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-07-18
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after by the government If it is as
strong as some of its product we see
poor old Uncle Sam stung In advance.
THE way the Gary negroes have been
killing their neighbors suggests that
they evidently believe that Governor
Marshall thinks that their skin is dark
err than their crimes and they needn't
fear the neck-rope.
UNITED STATES senate is huffy and
has passed a resolution getting after
President Taft for trying to influence
its members If the senate now passes
resolution of the same kind directed
at some of the trusts certain of its
members have been Influenced by we'll
all certainly feel that it really has dig
nifty
WHAT'S this? Bat Nelson in love
with countess, And with all of those
Hegewisch bellies still unsolitaired. Bat
stick to your home town first.
GOV MARSHALL is trying to decide
which has been the happfest day of his
life-when he was married, when he
became governor. when he was nom-
mated at Baltimore or when Jawn W.
Kern was made a senator. Better wait
while governor before you make your
dCSiSAoii dS Soo get loIh hflOtlS
goat in the meantime.
STANLEY committee will recommend
that the steel trust be dissolved. From
past AMI profitable experience with the
oil trust dissolution we advise our read
ers to grab all of the steel stock they
can.
MONDAYS instead of being governed
| by political bosses we have to put up
with colonies. This includes Col. Tim
Englehart.
BERLIN theatre goers are up in
arms. The men say that the women
put SO much powder that it fills the
air and makes EN- sneeze. Once went
| into an Indiana Harbor show and start
ed sneezing and thought that it was
| caused by the face powder. but later
| discovered 1T was merely some of the
Burlington cement that blows over the
neighbors.
| AS Abe Martin says IL you can't go
| on a vacation let your wife go and stay
| home and take rest. Judging from
our society column the idea has taken
hold of Lake county.
"A plank demanding uniform mar
rage and divorce laws has been placed
in the prohibition platform. Crown
Point. Ind, st. Joe. Mich. and Reno.
New, are not likely to be carried by the
prohibitionists." -Chicago Record Her
old.
| 1t was all right to joke about Crown
Point in the old days, but now since
| it has street car connections with Gary
it is rather dignified and you have to
be careful.
| GARAGE and repair men are signing
| heavily these days. Alderman Tim
| Englehart has put the ban on women
taking joy rides in the Gary city auto.
| SEE by the dispatches that the U. S.
steel has raised the price of sheets.
But they are of the steel variety, how
ever. which does not advance the high
cost of sleeping.
'STEEMED Indianapolis News feels
| so bad over Teddy that it refuses to
print his name any more and just
refers to him as the Bull Moose.
HENNERY CoLDBoTTLE went to
| the Crown Point-Laporte baseball game
the other day and when he came home
late his wife shut him out. This is
i what we call a base deal.
PRESBYTERIAN church down at
winona is to have purpose night
propose night and the girls will turn
/ out en- masse.
SWISS legislature has passed a law
providing that all births in aeroplanes
| must be registered. This is nothing
| new. Over here our Hearst papers
| have got the registration business down
to such a science that they predict
births in high life long before they ever
| happen.
ALDERMEN of whiting have in
| structed the street commissioner to
turn off the water supply of those who
do not pay up. Inasmuch as Whiting
has the usual quota of saloons and
Jawn D. never thought enough of the
town to give it a few shower bath
houses there won't be much inconven-
fence caused.
THE film trust is to be dissolved. Nc