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The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
PERTINENT AND IMPERTINENT

From the New York World.
The Kansas Progressives now declar,
the morality Of stealing unless the Law
| officers actually interfere.
From the Cleveland Leader.
Gradually the terrible past of Woodrow
Wilson is being revealed. 1t has been dis.
| covered that he once sang in a glee club
Next We hear that he was once a ping.
pong champion.
| From the New York Sun.
The Governor of South Carolina has
| said ITO hell with the Constitution .
Columbia State.) Another soldier of so.
cial justice.
From the Richmond Times Dispatch.
If the government expert who declares
| that millions OF dollars worth Of coal is
| wasted every year would teach the ordi.
nary man how to save about three tons
year he would be elected President.
From the Worcester Telegram.
The primary election is not popular in
New England. In some towns the Tues
day primaries were not carried out be-
cause there were not voters enough al
the polls to make the proceedings legal.
rrOm tne DetIot JounaL
The bloodthirsty Washington CORE
spondents who declared war at least thir-
ty times against Venezuela, are now an
nouncing the invasion OF Mexico every
few months.
From the Proridencs Journal.
The Iowa Progressives have nominated
for Governor a railroad attorney, which
seems confusing. Have they reformed
the wicked railroad, or have the Pro-
gressives of Iowa been shunted onto the
railroad siding?
From the Boston Transcript
Extreme unction Is freely administered
to any political sinner joining the Pro-
gressive party.
From the Boston Herah
A proud mother delegate carried her ten
months old boy into the Syracuse con-
vention. He may one day be President.
but not on the Bull Moose platform.
From the indianapolis News.
The court then advised man and wife
to live apart for month. with the hope
Of Observation-Disclosures IN " dis
patch.
Good ideal Many married people could
get along peaceahly II they wouldn't try
to live In the SAND shoos&
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
Something Wrong.

From McCaITs Magazine
A lawyer was retained as counsel for
a man who stepped into a hole in the
street and broke his leg The verdict
was in favor of his client. After settling
up the claim he handed his client a
silver dollar.
What is this forT' asked the man.
That is what Is left after taking out
my fee, the cost of appeal, and other
expenses"
The man regarded the dollar a moment
then looked at the lawyer. What is
the matter with that?" he asked. is
il bad?"
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
Didn't Concern Him.

From Judge
The tramp sat under the grateful
shade of a tree and did away with q
sandwich handed to him by the latest
farmerwife he had favored with a call
She had wrapped the sandwich in a sec.
ton of newspaper. which the tramr
scanned with the eye OF carelessness
characteristic OF his kind.
My idea of nothin' to git nutty
about" he remarked to himself. after
glancing at market report, lis the ad-
vance of two dollars a ton in the price
of car wheels"
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
Lack of Tact.
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer
why did you jilt Percy"

From the Cleveland Pfain Dealer.
why did you jIlt Percy?'
He is lacking in tact"
Why. I thought he always said nice
thingsT'
He does. but not always the right
things. He was protesting his love yes
terday when We passed an old woman.
saw my cue and said:
"'WiIl you love me when I get old
and look like that woman?
"'Of course I will. darling, he cried
so 1 dismissed him. The idea OF his
consenting to think that I could ever get
to look like that horrid old thing
Women are so particular.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
PARTY PLATFORMS
BY GEORGE FITCH,
Author of "At Good Old siwash."

IL will stand. This is because the party
has taken the machinery out Of the plat
form after election and is using It else
where.
Old seIse AIdIich once had a trained
platform which went UP and down IKE
an elevator and he played a mean trick
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
In Training.
From Judge.

She-John. dear. ! do wish you
wouldn't hold the baby upside down. It's
very bad form and he might grow UP to
be an acrobat or something equally
dreadful
He-Oh. that'll be all right I Just
want him to be able to make good in
the subway.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
A Helpful Suggestion.

Frofa Judge.
Yes" said Blobson, when got
home there they were-twins! I was
simply, paralyzed. We've named one Of
| them Ann Eliza, but we're up a tree
| for a name for the other"
Why not call her Paralyzer?' sug-
gested Binks.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

II Roosevelt is 50 greatly opposed to
debate with pickpocket. why is it that
in almost every speech he calls his op-
ponents pickpockets. &C., &C.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
ALITTLE NONSENSE.
1HE lloNnY MAaNArE.

HA6 1AON III HAVE AAS ~
The value Of farm products this year
viii reach ten billion dollars.-News
Item.
The products Of the farm this year
Are worth ten billion piunks.
The farmer reads his title clear
To wealth In massive chunks.
The banker used to lead the van,
The fceman thousands spent;
The plumber was q mighty man
As money matters went.
Since then the harrow and the plow
Have made another king.
The farmer has the money now
And Ia the real thing.
Uncle Pennywise saysi
Very few men will venture to tell you
what to do for a sick horse. but any
body will tell you what TO do for your
self.
A Timely Reminder.
I'VE are still mining ore. growing cot
ton and manufacturing steel" said the
American host.
why do you tell me that?' inquired
the foreign visitor.
II Just want to remind you that the
country Is producing something besides
politics"
September 10 in History.
September 10. 153e-Henry VIII. opens
the oyster season by eating four dozen
raw and three pecks Of steamed. Later
he was attended by five physicians.
September TO- 14s2-The moving pic
ture people take their last films and
III, h,,a sfr infn ttnEpnUr
A Few Years Hence.
What are you buzzing around here
plane.
Looking for the old flying hole" an
swered the chau with the biplane, where
We boys learned to fly"
season Open.
It was a happy man / met.
Life had for him no flaw;
For he was on his way to get
Himself a dozen raw.
His Little Scheme.
Going to wombat's dinner party7"
Guess so. Why is he announcing that
reporters will be rigidly excluded?''
That's his scheme to get the affair
well written up"
More Valuable.
NO use locking the stable door after
the horse is stolen"
Il should say that was the very time
to lock it. They might come back after
the automobile"
A Good shopper.
"She is a, rare hand for finding bar
gains
"So?'
Yes; just now / met her with a 90
cent turkey which she ran across in
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

The increase Of the cigar habit among
women raises the hope that ''hubby's"
Christmas cigars will be made of to-
bacco. -....-.. ..-.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

II the New York woman wno applies
for divorce from an aviator were not
so impatient she might be freed from
him perhaps quicker, even.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

Here is a woman who fails to appre-
ciate art. A Chicago wife complains to
the court that her husband cusses her
fuently in seven different languages.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

on the people with II in 1903 He yeller
going down" and after the public had
climbed aboard he ran the blamed thirg
up to the forty fifth story and turned II
the power. Platforms were made TO
stand on. but because so many politicians
insist on using them for beds they are
going out Of favor and battering rms
will be used in their place henceforth
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

The Secretary Of Agriculture has start
ed a crusade against the potato wart.
Why not extend 1t to the political war;
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

A party that begins with Q stampede
may end with q rout
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
4 Cou nter Question.

"Nannette, dearest. can you cookr'
mo. Willoughby. darling. Can your"
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
A Good shopper.

"She is a, rare hand for finding bar
gains
"So?'
Yes; just now / met her with 90
cent turkey which she ran across in
a department store"
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
More Valuable.

NO use locking the stable door after
the horse is stolen"
Il should say that was the very time
to lock II. They might come back after
the automobile"
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
uncle Pennywi.e s.y.,

Very few men will venture to tell you
| what to do for a sick horse, but any
body viii tell you what TO do for your
self
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
A Timely Reminder.
September 10 in History.

September 10. 1536-Henry VIII. opens
the oyster season by eating four dozen
raw and three pecks OF steamed. Later
he was attended by five physicians.
September 10. 14s2-The moving pic
ture people take their last films and
Columbus strikes into unknown seas.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10

From the New fork Sun.
The Governor of South Carolina has
said ITO hell with the Constitution" /"
Columbia State.) Another soldier Of So
cial justice.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-10
A Few Years Hence.

Going to Wombat's dinner party7"
Guess so. Why is he announcing that
reporters will be rigidly excluded?"
That's his scheme to get the affair
well written up
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
Persian Dry Cleaning and
Dye Works.

202 1-2 Main ST. over J. B. Simon Co.
Pine Bluff, Ark.
White Serges and Flannels made as
white as snow without shrinkage by q
new process without the use of wat
er.
WE clean, press and repair all kinds
of ladies or gents clothing, clean kid
gloves, put new Innings in coats, put
in new sleeve Innings, put on velvet
collars, make button holes, make any
kind of alteration on ladies or gents
clothing.
We call for and deliver our work to
any part of the city.
Out of town customers send us
your package by express with instruc-
tons and we will return it in good
shape. Ring us up early and often.
Phone 1926 Early morning or night
phone 1893.
FRANK DIETRICH. Prop.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
TAYLOR & co.
Real Estate and Loans.

100 votes for each dollar paid
this week Reap e. Crawford Furni-
ture CO. st
--Out-of-town guest use our rest
room. Goldberg's ''Selz Royal Blue
Shoe Store. If.
Why not now, you will later? They
can't last long with river water.
French Dry Cleaning Works. If
-Pay your account this week and
get 500 votes for each $1.00 paid.
Reap & Crawford Furniture CO. If
Big Misses gun metal and patent
leather shoes, extra high top for $500
ait Frougs. ct
Christmas will be here before you
are aware of it; Better start buying
your Xmas G. fits now from Cleveland
Matthews Hardware Company. If.
If you are not satisfied with your
present position, salary you receive,
or prospects for future advancement.
call and see us. Our business is the
remedying of the above James Bust
ness College, city. 11-13 I'm
Ladies, send your furs, your vel
vet suits, your gloves, your shoes in
fact your valuable garments to ex-
perienced people who solicit work
from white people only. The French
Dry Cleaning Works.
20 Gage Winchester Pump Saw
age % Imp, High Power Rifles and
everything else for the hunter. Howell
Arms Co.. All Main street. 1927 I'm
Henry Harris, negro, was ar
raigned before Magistrate Gabe Meyer
yesterday afternoon on charge of
assault and battery. He was fined
$50 and cost, the complaint being
that he had whipped his wife.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifton Harris
have gone to Shreveport, La, where
Mr.. Harris will take a position vita
the Louisiana Railroad and Nav ga
ton Company.
Any one wishing to buy a Gas
Heater that will give perfect salts
faction in every respect, should buy
a .REZNOR CIR DETROIT JEWEL,
sold only by OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Hardware Company. IT,
Huntsville, Ala.,-W. M. NARROW,
a well-known resident, says: II have
used Foley's Honey & Tar Compound,
and find it gives better results than
any cough medic he have ever used"
w. l.. Dewoody & Co.
How are your eyes? Are they
as good as you would like them to
be? If not, drop in and consult cur
optic IN. No charge for consultation
or for testing eyes. Maybe you need
glasses; maybe. you don't. Which
ever it may be We viii! tell you. A.
G. Kahn & Co., jewelers., 412 Main
street. tt
anything that you wish IN the
way of Cut Glass, Hand Painted
Plates, Aluminium Ware, Nickel Plat
ed Ware, Silver Ware Or Queens
ware can be found at Cleveland
Matthews Hardware Co. tt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
Anyone wishing to buy or sell JEFF
'erson County Scrip, call on Chas.


Anyone wishing to buy or sell JEFF
ferson County Scrip, call on Chas
We'll.
A. G. Aliens Big Minstrel Show
those who have seen 1t are it's big
gest boosters
-jUO votes for each ucllar paid is
Wha,. we give this week. Reap &
Crawford Furniture Co. TT
The greatest galaxy of sweet
singers ever assembled with one COM
pany-A. G.. Aliens Minstrel show,
coming soon.
The white place for white people
No negro work called for or deliver
ed.-Frenc1 Dry Cleaning Works.
lib 1t
If you can't sleep you need q
good laugh-See A. G. Aliens Min
strels and get the laugh, after that
the sleep will come natural
Send your laundry to the Pine
Bluff Steam Laundry, they have in
stalled new machinery, employ ex-
Derienced wcrkmen and are under
new man cement. 1926 Ct
You can't get anything cheap. If
you do there is something the matter
with it. Send your garments to
French Dry Cleaning Works.
lib 1t.
FLOR DE CUBA cigars are the
result of 20 years experienced in the
manufacture of Cigars n Cuba. Try
them, 10 cents, 2 for 25c; 3 for SOC
and Is cents. At all cigar dealers. I'm
Clark Lemons ant Miss Ruth
Bush, of thic, city, yesterday obtained
a marriage license from County Clerk
Cnrran Nichos
Rabbi Levi stated last night
that on Thursday he would take
charge of the restaurant in F7einburg
and Buerkle's saloon and continue to
conduct it in a first class manner.
Ny. and Mrs. P. P. Byrd, both
of whom have been i'll for several
days, were reported much improved
yesterday. Mrs. Byrd has been in
critical condition and her many
friends will be glad to hear of her
mpl ovement.
Willow and French plumes. stick
match your garments The only place
this side of Chicago doing this class OF
work. Cleaning, Pressing, Dyeing.-
French Dry Cleaning Works.
Mrs. G.. w. Barker is quite Ill
at the home of her daughter, Mrs. w.
G. McBryde, No. 1910 State street.
Her daughter, Mrs. w. S. Stroud, Of
Jonesbcmo, las arri red in the city, and
sob, A. S. Barker, is expected to
arrive today from st. Lou S. Mrs.
Barker has been sick for several
weeks and her cond ton is gradually
growing worse.
INT FL to take advantage of
the Spec al Prices we are making on
VIM A. ROGERS silver nickel ware;
Butte Knives, Tea Spoons, Table
Knives and Forks at 10 cents each,
Desert and Table Spoons, each Is
Gems, Berry Spoons, Gravy Ladies',
Pie Knives and Cold Meat Forks at
rs cents eada; Every piece Guaran-
iced. Cleveland MatRleWs Hardware
Company. tt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
TWO CRUISERS START
TO CONSTANTINCPLE
Crew Of AEennessee Pets $4,000 1t
win BE First On Scene
Of Balkan War.

Philadelphia, Nov. 12.-The armor-
ed cruisers Tennessee and Montana
Weighed anchor today and started for
Ccnstan-inoplet to safeguard American
interests in war-stricken Turkey.
1t is expected that the cruisers will
arrive at Constantinople about No.
vCmber 80. 1t was learned today that
the rev of the Montana had bet the
blue Jackets of the Tennessee $4,000
that the Montana would arrive at Gil
braltar twelve hours before the Ten
nessee does.
When Admiral Knight was told of
the wager, he said, with smile:
Let them bet; it is the only fun
they will have between here and Gil
braltar.'
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13


For Arkansas: Rain this afternoon
or tonight; colder. Wednesday fair
and colder.
Weather Conditions.
The Colorado storm has moved
eastward to M ssour-a. Another dis
turbance is advancing towards Mon
tana from the northwest. Rain or
snow has occurred in the Pacific,
Rocky Mountain and west Gulf states
and the central valleys. A high pres
sure area, moving across the Rocky
Mountain district, has caused colder
weather in the West and Southwest.
Rain and colder weather is indicated
for his vicinity. Wednesday will be
and colder.
River Forecast.
The Arkansas and the White will
not change much.
II. F. ALCIATORE,
Section Director
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
FULL PARTICULARS ABOUT
ORR SEALY~ CLUB

We have decided to sell five hun
dred sealy Mattresses this fall. AS
the Sealy is the highest grade mat
tress ever offered in this locality and
is sold under a guarantee of twenty
years, we have decided to form a
club and sell these mattresses for
$40. $1.O0 when we deliver the MAJ
tress to your home and a dollar a
week for nineteen weeks. This price
$40 is absolutely cash price and
you to own one of the best mat
tresses in the world. Any informa-
ton you would like, that is not con-
tanned in this, you are requested to
telephone us or come to the store and
see Us.
Yours for business,
SIMPSON & WEBB FUR. co.
1O-1o-tf
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
NOTICE!

Paving District Nc. 27, Cemetery
distr ct.
The tax books for the collection of
special assessments upon the real
property in Paving District No. 81 in
tne city OF Pine Bluff has been plac-
ed in my hands.
Inc lwners of real property lying
IN oae district are required to pay
their assessments to me within tbirt1
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
EXCURSION RATES &c PER MILE
BY AUTOMOBILE

One of our cars will carry 5 per-
sons over II miles of ordinary road
n one hour, which at &c ger mile
equals sic for eadl person or $3.50
for persons. We will furnish the
car at $3.50 per hour, day or night
rain or shine Good cars, careful
drivers. Phone 626.
JEFFERSON AUTO SUPPLY CO,
11-10-6- 1922 Pine Street.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
COMPLETE VOTE IN
OUACHITA COUNTY
Democrats POIled An average OF 9l4
-PrOgressiyes Run Las.

Camden, Ark, Nov. 12.-The cleo
ton returns from this county
(Ouachita) were compiled and sent
in today. The Democratic electors
polled an average of 914 votes in the
county. The Republican electors, 1893.
The Progressives, 131. The Socialist
elector got SO. The Prohibition. 10.
In the congressional race w. S.
Goodwin, present congressman, was
reelected. In this county, he got
1860 to his Republican opponent S
(Pat McNally, of Ell Dorado) 795.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13

Hunters that have used IVES
TERN Loaded Shells are convinced
of the fact that they are the Strong
est Shooting Shell on the market al
so mat they are absolutely Water
Procf, sold by observation-disclosures
Hard ware Company. t..
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13

i. G.. Mahan, 1921 18th street,
Fort Smith Ark, says: II cannot say
ZOO much in favor of Foley Kidney
Pills, had kidney trouble with pain
in my back that hurt so sometimes
| had to go sit down. When I start
ed taking Foley Kidney Pills l was
bent over. But now l can work
every day, the pa n is gone and feel
fine" w. l.. Dewoody & Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
days from this date.

If such payment is not MADE S'',
will he commenced at the ena " =
time for the collection oil susA 4
seslsment, and for Legal pei'4'''
and cost.
Given under my hand TINS 1nu Z
of November, 1912.
A. G.. RUSSELL, City Collec'O'
Office, City Hall, 9 a. NJ ~ !,
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
Obstlnacy.

why in the world did you make
that formal application to have your
salary cut?" Because" replied tho
meek yet obstinate RAN. II wanted to
be sure OF having my own way abou:
something"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
Awful Feasibility.

"Dc only objection to lettin' de la.
dies vote" said Uncle Eben, lis DAT
dey's liable to require special hats
fob election days. same as Easter"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
NOTICE

DR.. w. T. Lowe is now living at
the Flo. ell Jefferson, phone No. 9G7.
His office phone has been changed
FROM No 612 to No. 913. 11-13 wv
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
NOW rs THE TINE

We will renovate your old mat
resses, cover them with the latest de-
signs of PLAIN OR FANCY TICKING
and make them like new a: reduced
nricn
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13

TURNER BEDDING FACTORY
Wholesale manufacturers OF all
grades mattresses and pillows. Long
distance and local phone 800.
6-21-1m. PINE BLUFF. ARK
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13

Monday. Tues. Wedn.
Nov, II, II, Il
Swans Rats and Cats
Featuring the Boxing Cats.
Howard and Dolores
Singing Entertainers. Featuring "Thc
Rag Time Model Girl

SETBERT'S ORCHESTRA.
March, "Klown Kaper' ernest
Ball
Overture, Merry Wives of Wind
sor' Nicolai.
Paraphrase "Loreley" Nevesbda.
Rag Marches:
Raging the Baby to Sleep
Waiting for the Robert E. Lee.
Waltz, Dream on the Ocean,
.Gungl.
Selection, Carmen Bizet.
Excerpts from "Chimes Of Norman
dy PlaEigenet.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1912-11-13
FOR SALE.

Lakeside home, lot SOx154. Phone
1882. For cash prices
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-02-10

MERGE to tu.- over to the Rheinisch'
'Westphalian Coal Syndicate, the
great German "fuel trust" the sale
Of all the coal produced by the gov
eminent mines in Westphalian. This
is a development scarcely conceivable
under American conceptions Of these
policies, but quite in harmony with
German ideas Of the proper relation
Of the government to great combina-
tons.
Under it's settled policy Of public
utilization of natural resources, the
Prussian state has now become the
largest individual owner Of coal lands
in the country, its recent purchases
under the law Of June 18. 1907, hav-
ing given 1t q total Of 1870 acres,
almost three times as much as the
largest private owner, the Gelsen-
Kitchener Mining Company. This law
Of 1907, which aimed to prevent the
undeveloped fuel resources of the
country falling into the hands Of some
monopolistic organization with power
to throttle industry at any future
time by controlling the fuel supply,
authorized the state to reserve the
mineral rights in $50 "maximal
fields" of approximately 543 IL acres
each, before the remaining coal lands
were thrown open to general private
ownership. The state has now seleo1-
ed and acquii ed the full area author
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-02-10
Dickens RECITAL WAS
UNQUALIFIED SUCCESS
JUNIOR CLASS OF HIGH SCHOOL
COVERS lT8ElF WITH
GLORY.
Presbyterian Chapel Was Packed to
Capacity for Event In Honor Of Cen.
tenary Of Noted Writer.

The members Of the junior class of
the Bismarck high school are wearing
wreaths of laurel upon their brows to-
day-figuratively speaking. The Dick
ems recital which was given Friday
evening at the Presbyterian chapel un-
der their auspices, won for them fame
which will linger for many months
to come. The chapel was packed to
its utmost capacity by patrons Of the
schools, members Of the other classes
of the high school, and lovers Of
Dickens. -,
Miss Flora Murray, secretary Of the
class, ofllciated as chairman.
The program was varied one, COM
prising sketches Of various phases Of
Dickens life, selections from his
writings, and musical numbers. Every
one Of the young people who was on
the program acquitted himself or her.
self in a most charming manner, and
the recital was an unqualified sue.
cess. Great credit for the success of
the literary portion of the program
must be given to Mrs. Carrie Money,
instructor in the department of Eng.
lish. Following the program the
young people who participated strolled
to the Candy Shop, where they enjoyed
q well earned spread.