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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
THE GENTLER SEX

Chicago News; A bachelor says
that kising is one way 10 remove
paint.
Dallas News; or course the women
may finally be allowed 10 vote, but
we warn Them now that they won't
be permitted to jump the platform
Hike they got OFF street ear.
Boston Transcripts: He--if were
"a ask YOU far kiss what would you
thinkg
she--That YOU had less pluck than
! gave you credit for.
shesoygan Journal wanied--A
young wife. age from 20 so 80 years,
for weii-to-do elderly gentleman,
ono who can learn 60 run an auto-
mobile. No housework.
s-r--
philadelphia Bulleiin' Mamma
Didn't I see Harold throwing kisses
up al you on the balcony?
Mazle--Those weren't KISSES mnm-
ma; he was just piaciicing a new
Houston Post: you are sweet
enough 20 eatl"
And hungry enough. too"
Houston Post "shc seems always
to say just what IL on her mind"
YES. she seems never 10 pause 10
reflect"
"You DO her an iniuaiice; she
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

the ohafae % fanbiina. TO those
interested The naeeoation us
consequence b passed on for what
II IL worth.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

THE rise IN the price 81 old Mas
ters Is almost the Hast straw 70 US
who have been battling so long and
80 hopelcssly against the rising ex-
pense Of existence.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

II Is hoped that the tine will come
Soma day when he viii have fewer
elections and our people can give
more time 20 the work OF the farm,
the store and the shops --Tucumcari
sun.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

There are some persons IN this
vicinity who doubt whether or not any
good was accomplished by the coming
81 Rev BulRln.-Tueumcuri sun.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28


spends hair her time before the mid
ror"
New York Press A girl ~ so ssnn
she can learn 60 be a good dancer
a tenth Of the time Il takes her
learn 60 iew on a button.
Philadelphia Record: THAT womo
are changeable Is demonstrated
the ease with which some meu 81.
rid OF one ana get another.
adltimore American; He--YoI
women ought so be sasisfled. Ther
~ one state where YOU boss the met
She What u Il, would like 4
knowg
He-.The state Of matrlmony
Philadelphia Record: The minute
woman's Shoes begin 20 feel coig
Portable SHE dlscards them and hg
q new pair.
Puck. Mrs. Crawford what's IL
advantage OF kitchenette apaI
ment9
Mrs. era sna w---YauF husha
can't come out IN Il when you
cooking.
Dallas News AZ a general thins
when fand lover can't kiss an
make up with his sweetheart. he e.,
al least kiss
Philadelphia nugletins He-Chng
Has jolly sorry now that he speu
such lot Of money on his weddinj
why
ne-- Bccause he hasn't got enouN
left for a divorce.
Chicago News Milwaukee doctor
say that kissing - a blot on the stat
u Ii az least frequently % blot on
freshly damasked cheek or "a new
lnearnadincd lin.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Up 20 date. no foolish pencil puaher
has atremuousiy objected 10 sunny Jim
Tor vice president on account % Sec
ond term. Ration Range.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

George Reynolds Of Magdalena who
sonous spider Of some kind, Is ssili In
a somewhat serious condition. lie was
under The care OF tho doctor az Hoods
ranger station, but was later brought
home 20 Magdalena. Gus Grostette OF
Masdaiena. socarro county, ls suffer-
ing with an insect bite on the neck
that Is very painful and causes him
much Inconvenience,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

on saturday evening al the home Of
the brides parents IN Estancia oc-
Cured the marriage OF Miss Anna
Meyer. daughter of sheriff Julius
Meyer, 10 George Elliott OF III Central,
California. The marriages service was
pronounced BY Rev. Julius Hartman,
In the presence OF relatives only. The
youag couple win depart IN a DAY or
two for their home IA California. The
groom Is an employee of the Southern
Pacific Railroad company az ~ Gem
tfal.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Keep your troubles 40 yourself;
while you are telling them you are
taking up the time 81 ne woman who
10 waiting 40 te'l horh.--Taoumcari
News.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Not once durlag convention week
a. Chicago ala we hear that Teddy
called for more sirenuoBity.- Ration
Range.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Our old friend Bedlam was not IN
Il with the Chicago convention.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

The first session ~ our state iegis'
laturo has hoon lamentablc nasco ~
Tucumcarl sun.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

W. s. cowherd OF Missouri. who
made twenty-one speeches In two
days IN guest Of the nomination for
governor, may correctly have been
said TO have been corrnlllng the vot-
era
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

New York Press: A girl n 50 sSno
she can learn 60 be a good dancer
a tenth of the time u takes her
learn 60 icW on a button.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

There Is an immense quantity Of
wool arriving and supplies going out
these days. II IL surprising the vol-
ume Of business done IN Magdalena,
says the magdalena News. Dozens OF
from four 20 ten horse teams are
bringing In wool and are then loaded
with provisions and supplies Of var
ious kinds to be taken back 20 the
ranches.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Philadelphia Record: THAT womo
are changeable Is demonstrated d
the eose with which some men 81
rid OF one ana get another.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

spends hair her time before the mi
ror"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Houston Post: You are swee
enough 20 eatl"
"And hungry enough. too"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Coyote means quality u sodas.
Snna'a mroad Il BEST
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28
New Mexico News Briefs.

There nave been several forest fires
this spring near Magdalena, but no
serious damage has eeen done.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

one Of Mr.. Baldwin's small BOYS. a
f,sw days ago while participating IN
a wrestling match on the school
ground at Luna, socorrn county. had
the misfortune to have an arm thrown
out at the elbow. This makes two OF
Mr.. Baldwln's children 20 have
broken limbs In the last month.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

baltimore American He--Yo
women ought 50 be saiisfisd Ther
~ one state where you boss the met
She What u IL, | would like d
knowg
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

We hope the gov'nor
Wont butt IN
And stop TIE fisht
Twist Mr.. Flynn
And the Big Smoke;
But we sufnise
He'll see his chance
TO advertise.
Houston Post.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-28

Philadelphia Record The minute
woman's Shoes begin 20 feel cotl
Portable She dlscards them and hg
q now pair.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

Stephenson's managers spent 100000
to assure his reelection. With an
enrolled party electorate OF 10000,
Roosevelt's managers spent 81, 900 in
an area of only sixty-two square
miles. II Roosevelt declares that
Stephenson should be disqualified
from sitting in the United States SEN
ate for spending 100000 on 247,000
voters, why should he himself not be
debarred from the White House for
spending almost two-thirds as much
on a party electorate only one-third
as great.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

Now comes the report that Jud
Jordan is to attach the drgo Week
~ Democrat to his Fargo Blade and
make a morning daily of the two.
Jordan is the pioneer morning pub
Usher of Fargo, and if he succeeds
in launching this proposed venture,
the Courier-News will find that it
will no longer be able to lay clear
claim to the Fargo morning field of
journalism.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

The lavish outlay of money by the
two Roosevelt organizations in New
York City, which complete figures
show to have exceeded $1,000, IL
probably without parallel Compared
with it the expenditure of Uncle
Ike Stephenson of Wisconsin, con.
sidering the territory in which he
operated and the number of republic
can voters therein, is almost modest.
Yet Roosevelt has on several occas-
siorls held up the awful example of
Stephenson. There is no party en-
rollment in Wisconsin, but Taft
polled 247,747 votes in the state in
1908, and this was the basis Of the
party primary figures in 1909, when
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
$16,2o0.0o0 IN POSTAL BANKS
Three-Fifths Of All Accounts in Cit.
les Remained Open March 81.

WASHINGTON, May 17-Deposits
in 7,16$ postal savings banks on
March 81, aggregated $l6,2O0,OOO &C
oording to statistics made public to.
day by Postmaster General Hitchcock
Thirty-two cities, each of more than
100000 population, had deposits OF
$6,437,641.
New York and Chicago, respective
ly first and second in population, oc-
cupy the same relative rank in
amount Of deposits, including Brook
Ign as a part of New York. The
amount on deposit in New York is
$S6O,585, in Brooklyn 1901 1888, and
in Chicago $9O2,S41; so that. exclua-
ing Brooklyn, Chicago ranks ahead
of New York.
Great differences appear among
various cities with respect to rank in
population and rank in postal depos-
Its. Portland, Ore. twenty-eighth in
population, is third in deposits; St.
Paul, twenty-sixth in population, is
fourth in deposits; San Francisco is
eleventh in size and fifth in deposits;
Cincinnati is thirteenth in size and
sixth in deposits; Philadelphia, third
in size and eleventh in deposits:
Baltimore, seventh in size and twen-
ty-eighth in deposits, and St. Louis
fourth In size and tenth in deposits.
The number of accounts opened in
March ranges from SO in Rochester. to
2,O26 in New York, and 1858 in
Brooklyn. Other cities which show
over 500 accounts opened in March
are Chicago, LIT; Portland, 528;
Boston, 1859; the number Of accounts
closed during the month varies from
II in Atlanta to 1905 in New York.
Three-fifths Of the accounts opened
In cities to date remain open March
81.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
FINGERS TAKEN DEE

Miles City Star: H. E. Rehfield, man.
ager OF the Miles theatre, was the
victim of a very painful accident.
While standing on a stepladder near
the stage of the theatre he accident.
ally put his hand into an electric
ran. Two fingers on the right hand
were severed, causing him much pain
Medical aid was summoned and the
injured member was dressed.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
CONGRESS ADJOURNMENT

For time the hope was expressed
that Congress would be able to put
up the shutters before the Chicago
convention, says the Washington
Star. Now that hope is almost dead.
Convention day is only some six
weeks distant and the tables of Con-
gress are piled high with business.
Even the supply bills are in back
ward state; and Uncle same must
have his rations. and so it is urged
that Congress must stay on the job
until it is completed with delibera.
ton. No hurrying in the interest of
politics.
This is good advice with the two
national conventions in view, the
congressional leaders on both sides
should have bestirred themselves for
an early adjournment. But they did
not Some important issues have
been neglected altogether, while 9TH
" ers have been only scratched" In
a way, and to a degree, Congress has
drifted.
Still there is record enough upon
which to base the two national plat
forms. Both parties are sufficiently
committed on the tariff. Both have
declared themselves on the subject
of the navy. The economy cry is
we'll understood. Currency reform
goes over by mutual consent. The
trust problem is about where it was
when the session began, both sides
favoring further legislation but Meth
or with recommendations we'll thought
out. The platform makers at both
Chicago and Baltimore will have all
the material they need, even with
Congress still in session, and the
two parties still squared off on natur-
al issues.
The greater consideration in tho
matter is that Congress should trans.
act with care all the business in
trusted to it. if two or three more
months are necessary let the time
Re allotted. Suppose the session
should not end before August. That
will be early enough for the release
of members for stamping purposes.
Stump oratory is not very effective
In July, and there is small, if any,
call for it. Not until we'll along in
August do crowds gather, even in
presidential lears, and respond to ap.
peals about saving the country.
Complaint is made about listless-
pess in both house and senate. In
neither body are members giving evil
dence OF interest in the proceedings
Well, why not try change of speak
ers? Why not put forward men with
greater knack for waking up folks?
The subjects are important, and de-
cisions. soon or late, should be
reached. Legislators are but human.
now and then they are apt to get
drowsy, and when in that state they
must be treated with everyday reme-
dies.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

One Of our contemporaries begins
it's market day story with the startl-
ing assertion that THE next market
day will be hell" The only excuse
for such statment is the devilish
good time which is always assured
to capital city guests on these gala
occasions.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

Bonci claims that cold he caught
while travelling on railway cost him
$4,000. A grand opera tenor talks
big figures as naturally as high
financier.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
Cat Nurses Five Mice,

O~A "o'eSo V'vS VICE.
Perhaps the most unusual pheno-
menon Of which this city has been
able to boast for some time is that
recently discovered by Lloyd Har-
mon; mother cat nursing five tiny
gray mice. Lloyd made the discov-
cry in the evening, while searching
the barn for a rake. He heard the
cats contented purring, and looked
around until he discovered her, sup
posing that he would find kittens,
picking up one of the litter of five
he carried it to the light, and there
found, to his surprise, that it was a
very little gray mouse, with it's eyes
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

Perhaps it is fortunate Tor Govern
or Harmon's career that the energetic
Mr.. Bryan did not select Dido as as
esidence.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

A scientist claims to have discov-
cred 400 different kinds Of tleas.
Some Of the things that seem to
amuse scientists is past understand.
ing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

The idea that judge might prefer
to figure in 1mportan. activities
scarcely in keeping with his Official
dignity is at the bottom Of the en-.
tire Shapkespeare-Bacor controy ersy.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

The Grand Forks Times is undoubr-
eddy entitled to it's believe that if
North Dakotans do not become more
patriotic the battleship named for the
state will be out of commission he.
fore it gets it's silver service.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

Times keep moving. Nobody nears
now Of when grandma danced the
minuet," but in comparatively
short time they will sing about
when grandma danced the turkey
trot."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

The candidate who is appealing in
the matter of fact way to the plain
sense of the common people Should
avoid getting excited himself.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

teachers, in which case penmanship
will be added to this department.
Miss Quinn, now in charge of that
work, has resigned and her position
has not yet been filled. The position
of commercial teacher is also vacant
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

not yet open. The old cat takes as
good care Of them and seems every
bit as proud of them as though they
were her own OFFSPRING.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
MAENNERcHOR DANCE

MAENNERCHOR DANCE
The members of the Bismarck
Maennerchor enjoyed a dancing party
at the Maennerchor hall Thursday
evening. O'Connor's orchestra furn-
ished the music for the occasion. A
large crowd was present and all had
splendid time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

The vindictive sentiments devel.
oped make it plain that there will not
be frazzles enough to go round.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
$25. 90 REWARD

For information leading to the ar
rest and conviction of any person TAX
ing trees, plants or any other prop
erty from our nursery.
OSCAR H. WILL & co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

TIE first straw hat does not look
as funny as inc derby that hangs
over into cot weather.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

News of the State

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Fargo Woodmen are to hold re-
union
Lisbon will have new high school
building.
The Minot Tennis club will hold a
| big tournament.
Linton lost its first ball game with
Hazeton-this year.
-
Some of the towns are active in re-
moving the knockers.
Logan county will have spelling
contest at Napoleon, May %.
-
Fargo's committee for a safe. and
sane Fourth of July is active.
Banks like some of the newspapers
in the state, are consolidating.
~
The fellow who knocks his home
town does not get much sympathy.
-
Everywhere in North Dakota there
are bright crop prospects this year.
jamestown gets the next meeting OF
The state organization of county audi
tors.
Pingree claims to have the best ball
team this season in the history OF the
town
The Minot Commercial Club will
elect new officers the early part Of
June.
Some of the better farming experts
are using automobiles to cover the
state.
The Commercial club of Fargo
wants another clean up day for that
town.
State candidates seem to be burning
the trails in the western part of the
state.
So far C. A. Johnson's campaign
for governor seems to be without
parentage.
-
The Mandan Auto club is doing good
work in improving the roads in Nor
ton county.
Fargo expects that the coming term
of federal court to be held there the
coming week will draw crowds.
With four daily papers in the field
Fargo will be required to move along
at lively gait,
Editor Streeter of the Linton Rec
ord is candidate for reelection to
the legislature.
Grand Forks is proud of it's ball
team which has just entered the new
International league.
~
The socialists of Ransom county
are arranging to put a county ticket
IL the field this year.
-
The Devils Lake World asserts that
several democrats up that way have
registered as republicans.
The Fifth judicial district will un-
doubtedly put up the hottest scrap
over the election of a Judge.
-
With all the old lakes we'll filled
with water this year duck hunters
have great hopes for sport this fall.
-
Senator A. l.. Martin of Sentinel
Butte seems to stand we'll in his dis
trict in his candidacy for reelection
Herbert Hallenberg, the popular
banker at Carson, is one of Morton
county's candidates for the legisla-
ture.
Editor Alex Wright of the Cakes !
Times is still in the race as a can1i. |
date for county treasurer of Dickey |
county.
49, |
The people of the northern part of
the state were not evidently consulted |
when the Great Northern arranged its !
last time table.
The agitation for better farming
methods and development leagues in |
the state seem to be overshadowins |
the campaign.
All of the newspapers point out how
fortunate North Dakota is in having
such capable official as is Dairy |
Commissioner Flint
~ |
A night marauder who attempted |
to break into the telephone office at |
Wanpeton after midnight was bound |
over to the district court.
ponorS d0u>, IN tn pod -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
Selling Real Good Shoes
Is constantly building up for us wonder
!: tul business

By using the same methods and giving the same
good values in shoes as that that our reputa
ton in clothing, we have increased our shoe stock
from the smallest to the largest assortment OF
-Mens and Boy footwear in this city,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
FRIDAY, MAY II, 1912.

4 = + = I: = = !: = s: = : !; = =
= SECOND ANNUAL NORTH 0A. >
+ kOTA INDUSTRIAL EXPOSE. :
& TON. BISMARCK. OCTOBER =
4 TO IS, 1912. .
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

Let US figure on your flower beds.
Hoskins.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17
Graduation June 8 and 4,

Graduation June and 4.
Ten pupils will graduate from the
high school and between 20 and rs
from the grammar grades this spring.
The eighth grade exercises take place
June 3, anu NE program is now under
preparation; the entertainment will
be wholly in the hands of the pupils.
The high school exercises take place
June 4, and the programme is as
follows:
Invocation.
High school chorus.
In Retrospect. Nellie Anderson.
Glass Will, blanche Hedlicka.
Vocal Solo, Marian Newton.
What the World Expects, Arson
Bartlett.
Boys Quartette, Walton Rendden,
Walter Tostevin, Charles A1eater,
MILFORD Stiles.
Farewell, Anna Hedlicka.
Piano Solo, Alice Christina.
High School Chorus.
Address.
Presentation of Diplomas by board
Of educauon.
It is figured that the program
be about two hours in length. Super
intendent Love is now endeavoring
to secure a speaker for the address
of the evening, but has as yet found
no one. The boys chorus is composed
entirely of seniors, and, with the
high school chorus, Is under the direc-
ton of Miss Margaret Quinn, teacher
of music.
The eighth grade program is also
under her direction.
School Program For Next Yaer
Superintendent Love has, with the
aide of the faculty, completed pro.
gram for the next school year, which
is much superior to that now in force.
The chief feature which has been ad-
ded is that of semi-annual promotion,
regular examinations being provided
for all grades at Christmas, with pro-
motion for the successful. Another
feature will probably be two special
te2chers, instead of one, as for the
past three year. The work in this
department, which includes music,
drawing, programs, etc., has become
too heavy for one person, and the sup
erintendent states that unless two
are provided, a part of the work will
have to be dropped from the curri-
culum, so it is practically certain that
the board will employ two special
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-05-17

Bedding plants now ready. Hoskins