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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

There never was a time when people
appreciated the real merits of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy more than
now. This is shown by the increase
in sales and voluntary testimonials
from persons who have been cured bv
II. IL you or your children are
troubled with cough or cold give it
trial and become acquainted with its
good qualities. For sale by all drug
gists
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23
ALICE SHEAR.
STAGNANT WATER SHOULD
BE DRAINED IN BAY

Editor Pensacola Journal.
There is a large body of stagnant
water just south of st. Michaers
cemetery. This is very detrimental to
the health of the city. Why can 1t not
be drained? 1t must be at least five
or six feet above the level OF the bay.
Once drained. there would be no more
expense. besides the value of the prop
erty would be greatly increased.
ALICE SHEAR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Information for the Young. -'Pa,
what's an acolyte?" Something that
grows on the roof of cave and hangs
down like an icicle. Now run out ana
play. I'm busy figuring up the batting
averages of the home team."-Judge' S
Library.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

It will mostly be a sham battle at
Chicago next month, but in November
it will be fight to the finish and the
coloners bugler will blow retreat. Amid
all of the noise of the hzttlA--. + f-> -'@3''
When and where to whip babies is
known by few mothers and fathers, or
maiden aunts, for that matter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23
Rub-My-Tism will cure you.

Passer- By-What's the fuss in the
schoolyard, boy? The Boy-Why, the
doctor has just been around examinin'
Us an one of the deficient boys is
knockin' tn everlastin' stuffin' out of
a perfect kid.-Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23
Brother Smith
Also Exercised.

And now Brother Milton A. Smith of
the Tallahassee True Democrat is be-
ginning to get exercised. In the last
issue of his paper he says:
A DISHONEST TRICK.
The editor of The Pensacola Journal
sends to the True Democrat an adver-
tisement. which is inserted elsewhere,
which we unequivocally condemn as
one of the meanest political tricks ever
attempted, the preparation OF winch
we would not have believed Brother
Mayes guilty.
Now what do you think Of that? II
this advertisement is dishonest, why
does Brother Smith publish 1t? A
newspaper man who will knowingly
publish a dishonest advertisement IS
worse than the man who writes one
and the latter is bad enough. But let's
look at the advertisement. Here it is:
All of these Delegates are for
OSCAR UNDERWOOD
For President
Vote for the
PROGRESSIVES
as follows:
For National Committeeman
Vote for one:
/ EUGENE s. MATTHEWS.
For Delegates, State at Large
| Vote for four:
x J. e. ALEXANDER.
X A. J. ANGLE.
| x MONTCALM BROWARD.
X w. J. BRYAN.
DIR. e. S. GRILL.
| : FRANK HARRIS.
EDWIN D. IIAMBRIGHT.
b. s. WILLIAMS.
Is there anything in that advertise
ment that Is not absolutely truthful?
IL there is, what Is 1t?
The trouble with Brother Smith is
that the Progressive candidates all led
the ticket in the first primary and they
are more than apt to be elected in the
second primary. All Of them will vote
for Mr.. Underwood, but none Of them
will go to Judge Harmon. That is the
real rub. Farther along Brother Smith
continues:
only four national delegates were
elected in the first primary, Governor
Gilchrist and Mr.. Chase Of Jackson
N Vile. and Mr.. Mayes and Mr.; Grlgg 81
from this congressional district. The
first two are avowed Underwood men
but they will be able to accomplish
. nothing should the eight delegates ye
to be elected. flour from the state a
large and two each from the first ant
!, second congressional districts) be WI
son men.
And why will Governor Gilchrist an'
Mr.. Chase be unable to accomplish
anything II these men are not elected
: Ia not the whole Florida deleUatin'
uaIes just as good as the pledge o.
the Reactionaries?
Also. will Brother Smith kindly show
us where Governor Gilchrist ever an
nounced for Mr.. Underwood? He viii
of course vote for Mr.. Underwood, jus
as will all of the Florida candidates
but the only announcement we have
ever seen from him was mighty stront
. for Harmon. Are Governor Gilchris
] and Mr.. Chase. both of whom an
nounced for Harmon, any better able
to protect, Mr.. Underwood's interests
than are the other delegates who an
nounced for Wilson, but who are nov
, lin company with Gilchrist and Chase
for Underwood?
Il The democrats Of Florida have Sc
lected their candidate for president
That candidate is Mr.. Underwood
The same democrats will now proceed
to select the men they wish to go tt
Baltimore to vote for Mr.. Underwood.
Therefore, Brother Smith, we trust
that, along with Brother Lambrigh
and Brother Harris. you also will keel
your shirt on.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23
State OF Ohio. City of Toledo,
Y,ucaa CouVafv Sc

state OF Ohio. city of Toledo.
Lucas County, SIS
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that ha
Is senior partner OF the firm of r +
Cheney g. Co, doing business in the civ
OF Toledo. County and State aforesaid
and that said firm will pay the sum of
and every case of Catarrh that canrot
be cured by the use Of Halls Catarrb
Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence, this 9Th day OF December
A. d. 1886.
(seaD Notary Pnbiic
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internaIiv
and acts directly on the blood and mn,
cous surfaces Df the system SEND for
testimonials free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
Sold by all druggists 75c,
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
tion.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Texas delegates ought to be eau
toned about hanging their red under
shirts in the hotel windows at Balh-
more. 1t would be unfortunate for the
health authorities to take one for a
red flag and quarantine the hotel.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Poor appetite is sure sign Of i'm
paired digestion. A few doses or
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's will strengthen your digestion and
improve your appetite. Thousands
have been benefited by taking these
Tablets. Sold by all dealers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Taft says he is tired of the colonel
calling him a liar; MacWilliams said
he was tired of Harry Floyd contin-
ually nagging at him, but the colonel
and Harry consult their own feelings,
we notice
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Malaria Makes Pale SiekIy Children.
The Old Standard GROVES
TATSTELESS CHILL ONIC, drives
out malaria and builds up the sys-
tenn. For grown people and children.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

With President Taft and the colonel
both riding steam rollers the Repub-
lican party ought to be mashed fiat
enough to enable the Democratic dom
key to walk all over it by November.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

"a toast can't be drunk standing,
often says the Times Union philoso-
pher. Well, lay down and take EN-
If they are worth toasting often.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Jacksonville people are not allowed
to rule themselves, and some accounts
from there would indicate they should
not be given the privilege.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Wasn't a Painless Dentistry
dentist has retired from the practice
Of his profession" rs that so? Why!
"He couldn't reconcile his business
with his religion" What was the
trouble?" He's a Christian Scientist.
Judges Library.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

full. Brother Harris can let his proxy
represent him. Mayes is going to be
there
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

\ North Carolina refuses to have the
name of Andy Jackson used for vice
president. 1t is president or nothing
with them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

The Atlanta Journal says La Toilette
appeared in a white serge suit the
other day. First time we heard of the
dear fellow he was in-surging from
the Republican party.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Ohio was weighed in the balance and
found wanting.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23
THURSDAY, MAY %. 1912.
Vote for the
PRoGREssIvEs

For National Committeeman.
Vote for one:
K JOHN T. G.. CRAWFORD.
EUGENE S. MATTHEW'S.
For Delegates, State at Large.
Vote for four:
4 ]. E. ALEXANDER.
x A. j. ANGLE.
< MONTCALM BROwARD.
< w. ]. BRYAN.
DIR. r. s. GRILL.
FRANK HARRIS.
EDWIN d. LAMBRIGHT.
b. s. WILLIAMS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Ohio proved that President Taft
hasn't a fighting chance for a fighting
chance.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

DR.. Wiley certainly has done enough
to make Nick Longworth ashamed of
himself.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Old wine has made US swallow guam
titles Of old wit.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Crops suffer when the rain does not
come. but they bear their pain In
silence.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Just as a matter of news-congress
is still in session.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Ohio would have probably done
worse had she only known how.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Since 1t hasn't rained for four days
it is thought the weather man has
turned prohibitionist.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Yes, the opportunity usually appears
at the gulf beach on Sunday after
noon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

The Columbia State thinks that the
colonel has formed the elephant kill
ing habit and wants to carry 1t on in
this country. He has our permission.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

The reason why you cannot tell what
a woman is going to do is that she
doesn't know until afterward herself
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

A full hand somehow comes to us
only when the pot is small
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Sewing circles circulate only the
choicest scandals.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Progressive Florida will send Pro-
gressive Democrats to the national
convention.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Some persons are so temperate they
actually won't drink old fashioned pot
ticker.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Blackberries in Florida are of the
juicy variety.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

For I heard them say. let US wallop
Dothan.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

A mans point of view can never be
seen by others.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Still we believe the colonel would
make an excellent scarecrow.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

In the meantime work for a munici-
pal hospital and swat the fly.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Far be it from US to criticize Ohio
after Florida acted so ugly.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

The speed mania is not always the
feminine gender.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

When a bathing suit needs patching
II needs ii badly.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23

Always wonder what the chorus girls
do in the summer months.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-05-23
AnusehndI Infelioities-

Some Household Infelicities.
You wrong me, Robert; never
open anybodys mail. yours especially
excepting by mistake"
Where in blazes is my bathrobe?
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-12-13
FINAL WHIST OF SERIES
 IN ST. kNTHONY'S CHURCH

The last of a. series of eight whists was given last night in St. Anthony S hall, by the men of the Holy Name society, 50 tables being filled by the players.
 Miss Gertrude Paradis won the first present a turkey, and others to be rem eTn bered were Miss L. Bennett, Mrs. T. Finch, G. Henney, Mrs. A. Benedetti, J. Duplaise, Alice Hanley, Mrs. T. Tebeau1t, w. Caron,N. Pequig- ney. Mrs. J. Dragon, A. Boudreau, H. J. Kacerovsky, Mrs. T. Henley. l.. Kelly, N. Lonergan, L. Lonergan.
 The highest scores for the whole series were: H. J. Kacerovsky who was presented with $500 in gold, Mrs. T. Finch, K. L. Doyle, J. Cram, c. B. Jennings, and Mrs. B. Buckley.
 Other gifts to be distributed were one valuable silverware set of 72 pieces, which was awarded to w. J. Lockshier, 149 Wordin avenue, and one cut glass set of three pieces given to Mrs. J. A. Sears, S6S Broad street
 Mrs. l.. Vezina 1863 State street, and Mrs. L. Girard, 1S3 Wordin ave nue, were respectively presented with a gold watch and silverware get of 26 pieces as a substantial apprecia- ton of their collecting the largest amount of donations for the reducing of the debt on the church. The pas tor, Rev. Father Be1anger, sincerely thanked the audience for the way they attended the whole series.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-12-13
THE SMITH-MURRAY co.

nesday in Boston were held in that city early this morning and at Cuili- nan & Mullins undertaking par1or5 this Afternoon. Interment was in St. Auststiness cemetery, in the Gorm1ey plot.
 Bridget, wife of James Collins, died at her home in Southport yesterday after a long illness. She is survived by her husband and five children; two brothers in Ansonia and one sls- ter, of Bristol. The deceased was 43 years of age.
 Many friends of the bereaved family and playmates of the deceased. gath cred at the obsequies yesterday after noon of Helen J.. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. George B. Kfnba held at the home of the parents, 121 Poplar street. The child met her death when on Tuesday she ran in the path of an automobile. Many handsome floral tributes surrounded the bier. Inter ment was in Mountain Grove oenne- tery.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-12-13
Perfumes
OBITUARY

Nellie, widow of Fred H. Alderman, died this morning at her home, 4S6 Heilett street, after an illness of con- siderable length She is survived by five sisters, Mrs. Sarah White, Mrs. Margaret VSit, Mrs. Matilda O'Con- nor and the Misses Lizzie and Jennie Mckee. A life long resident of East Bridgeport she had a large number of friends. She was g communicant of St. Charles church.
 The death of Mrs. Ida Celeste Smith Hinderer occurred at her home, 709 Howard avenue, this morning She was 34 years of age. Though she had been in failing health for some time, few knew of the critical nature of her illness, and news of her death shocked many friends. She is st1r- vived by her mother and two small children.
 The funeral services of James F. Gormley. whose death occurred We'd
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-12-13
ALLIANCE FRANCHISE.

The annual "Soiree Musicale ct Dramatique" of the Bridgeport Groupe of the Alliance F'rancaise will be given next Monday evening December Is, in the ballroom of the Hotel Stratfield at o'clock.
 The first part of the programme will consist of French songs by Miss Marguerite Bishop and of selections by the Damozel Quartet. The sec ond part of the programme will con sist of one act comedy entitled: "Le Major Cravachon.''
 This comedy is very witty and charming. Those members of the Groupe who have been permitted to that this play will score the great est success that has yet been achiev- ed by the Alliance Players.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-12-13
HEATING A FLATIR,oN.

When the thermometer dropped be- low zero, Mrs. Rogers was much dis turbed by the thought that Huldall, the new kitchen maid, slept in an un- heated room.
 "HuIdah,'' she said, rem em bering the good old custom of her girlhood, fits going to be pretty cold tonight. think you had better take a f1atiron to bed with you.''
 'Yes, ma'an,'' assented Huldah, without much enthusia srn.
 Mrs. Rogers, happy in the belief that her maid was comfortable, slept soundly. In the morning she visited the kitchen.
 Well, Huldah, how did you get along with the f1atiron?''
 Huldajh breathed a deep sigh of deep recollection. well, ma'aLn, I got it most warm before morning. ''-Ex- change.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-12-13
DISSIPATION AND
 CRUELTY CAUSES
 FOR 3 Dlv0RCES

Five divorces, four of which were upon the ground of desertion. were granted today by Judge Holcomb in the superior court. Rhoda Van Nos trand of this city was freed from Ernest Van Nostrand of Northport, N Y. Desertion upon August IS, were married January, S1, 1900. Mrs. Van Nostrand's maiden name was Rhoda Dayton.
 Mary D. Hall of this city was given city It was charged that Wallace left his wife June 1, 1909 and never returned The couple were married March @ z., & 1sU5: Deld Mrs, aalrs maiden
 Isaac F. Tree of this city secured a divorce from Gertrude L. Tee Of Yonkers. N. Y The wife deserted her husband November 25, 1907 The 1sO5-
 William cIeaver. q brakeman on the New Haven railroad who resides at 26s Broad street, was granted a di- vorce from Etta King Culver of New York DeSertion was the ground C1eaver said his wife was infatua ted with another man. She left the plain tiff in Saratoga Springs, N Y, in 1904 CIeaver has been a resident of this city for six years He married the defendant Nov g. 1889. Yardmaster Charles L. Dennis of the local railroad yards and Aubrey DeWolfe, a South End restaurant keeper, testified that Cleaver'e character is good.
 Dolores Davies of Norwalk was giv- of New York. She testified that Da- vIes had a 1oathsome disease. The couple were married in 1905 and sep arated several times before Davies Brooklyn. N Y. for a conference in a doctors office and there learned of her husbands trouble Mrs. Davies maiden name was Dolores St. John-