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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
If You Like
q Little Quiet Fun
Ask some pompous person if Grape-Nuts Food helps


build the brain.
Of denunciation
Then sweety play with the learned toad.
Ask him to tell you the analysis Of brain material and
the analysis Of Grape-Nuts
Don't know? Why, supposed you based your opinions
exact knowledge instead Of pushing out conclusion like you
would sneeze."
'Well now your tire is puncped. lets sit down
like good friends and repair it.
The bulky materials Of brain and albumin,
but these things cannot blend without little worker known
as Phosphate Of Potash, defined mineral salt
One authority Geohegan shows his analysis Of brain,
per mineral salts oneha being hosphonc
Acid and Potash combined phosphate Of Poash 29 per cent
Beauns another authority, shows Phosphonc Acid and
Potash phosphate Of Potah) than onehaf the total
mineral salts, being 1874 per cent in total OF lOlO1
Analysis of Grape-Nuts shows Potassium and Phos-
phorus (which join and make Phosphate of Potash is
considerable more than one-half of all the mineral
salts in the food.
Dr. Geo Carey an authority the constituent elements
of the body says gray matter OF the brain controlled
entirely by theinorganc cesa Potassium Phosphate phosphate
of Potash This salt with albumin and BY the addition OF
oxygen creates nerve fluid the gray matter Of the BRAIN OF
course there is trace Of other salts and other organic matter
nerve fluid but Potassium Phosphate the chief factor and has
the power within itself TO attract by its own law 81 atnty
all things needed to manufacture the elixir Of life
matter to supply the lacking principle, and in molecular
form exactly as nature furnishes it vegetables, fruits and
grain To supply de6cenciesths is the only law Of cure
Brain is made of Phosphate of Potash as the
principal Mineral Salt, added to albumin and water
Grape-Nuts contains that element more than
onehaIf Of all its mineral salts.
Every days use Of brain away little
Suppose your kind Of food does contain Phosphate
How are you going to rebuild today the wom-out
And if you don't, why shouldn't nervous Prosuahon
Remember Mind does not work well on brain
from lack Of nomishment.
is true that other food besides GrapeNuts contains
Plain wheat and barley do But in Gfape-Nuts thel
And if the elements demanded by Nature, ar
the needed material to build FROM
A healthy brain is important if would do thing
A man VINO sneers at "Nlmd at the best AM
That part which some folks believe links the Infinite
Mind asks for healthy brain upon which to ACT, and
healthy brain and renew il day by day it is used
Natures way to rebuild is BY the Of food which SUI
"7here's Reason" for
Grape N
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Appropriate.

Willis-Why do you call your MAJ
chine ''she?"
Gillis-It is said to be the last
word" in an automobile construction
Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
ReaSSureG.

well, Bess, you needn't worry
about that brother Of yours in Amer
lea. The paper says Our foreign rela-
tons continue to be excellent. Lon
don Illustrated.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Stop the Fain,

The hurt of burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly and prevents scars. Csc and SOC by
druggists For free sample write to
j. w. Cole & Co., Black River Falls. Wis
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Chicago. MAY Il. 1912.

Cattle -Beeves, 6.00@9.O0; stock
FRS and feeders, 4.SO@6.75; cows
and heifers, 2.SO@7.6O; calves,
55O@8.5O.
Hogs-Light, 730@7.75; heavy,
7.35 @7.85; rough, 7.35@7.55; pigs,
4.75M6.85.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Quick Action.

"Cook, did you stay long in your last
placer"
81 never stays nowhere long enough
to be discharged. rs one Of these
heer fireless cookers. Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

Some people impress us as being
too polite to get all that's coming ia
them.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Minneapolis, May IA, 1912.

Wheat-No. /, hard, 1.18; No.
1, northern, 1.171a; No. 2, northern,
1 Is w. -Corn-1No. 8, yellow, F8c;
Oats-No. 8, white, sac. Rye-No.
2, 88c. Flax. 16 IL.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

Every man has some good in him
but sometimes it takes a lot of coax.
ing to bring 1t out.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Inh,,man Fellow.

Upon what grounds do you seek a
divorce?" asked the lawyer whom she
had just retained. 'Non-support,
cruelty or"
Both" che cried, tearfully. He
would not support my passionate
longing for a diamond necklace, and
If that isn't cruelty I'd like to know"
Catholic Standard and Times.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

ssThat horrible weather''-how pleasant it
really is when you are Welt Garfield Tea
helps always.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Rather Disinterested

LET me take your sister apart"
Don't She is all broken up. as it
u.s."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17


hand or foot. n
right limb was sw :.
len to twice norm
size. I looked = :
picture OF death a,
my case puzzled i
doctors. Kidney ;
cretions were bigb
cOlOred ana o.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
Impoiite.

"Why wouldn't you put out your
tongue for the doctor this morning.
Karl?"
"Oh, Emmy, couldn't. don't
know him well enough. Fliegende
Blaetter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

Many fellow who puts up good
front is talked about behind his back
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

The woman who doesn't care who
knows her age is never over twenty
five
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

The man who wants the right G
way wants it right away.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

There are times when every man
has to take certain amount OF back
talk from his conscience
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
a MARVELLOUS RECOVERY

Mrs. Ray Trusner, 80 W. 2ra i
New Albany, Ind, says: "kioner = =
ease had rendered me a chron;o y
valid. I lay in bed unable n y
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

A friend in word is not always a
friend in deed
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17

Tommy (aged eight)-Say, papa,
what is the difference between an ar
tisan and an artist?
Papa-One eats regularly and the
other doesn't.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-05-17
a Candid Man.

Are you looking for work."
mo, sir; I'm looking for money,
but I'm willing to work because that's
the only way can get it"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
PLEASANT SUNDAY EVENING
 AT PARK STREET CHURCH

The fourth in the series of monthly Pheasant Sunday Evenings' occurs at the Park Street Congregational Church, corner Barnum avenue and Park street, tomorrow evening.
 The service of worship, which be- gins in the church proper at 7:3o, will include the fourth sermon by Dr. Beard on Happy Homes.'' The par ticular theme tomorrow night will be "How to be Happy Because Married '' MT. Boss will sing Come Unto Me-, by Hawley, and the quartet Van Laer,s s.Jubilate.'
 At the service of fellowship in the rooms below. light refreshments will be served by the young people under direction of the Misses Kinscella, and the following music will be rendered under direction of Norman ID. Hovey:
 Contralto solo, "The Day is Ended,'
 J. c. Bartlett. Miss Norma Weber with violin obligato by Miss Louise Beard
 Violin solo, Miss Beard.
 Duet. .tAs Pants the Heart Miss Berg and MT. Knowles.
 Violin solo.
 Quartet. Sweet Day of Rest Thou Art Drawn to a Close. ."-Spence. Miss Berg. Miss Weber, Alvin Boss. Har- old Knowles.
 EAvor1te hxnnnA
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
JUDGE ARCHBALD'S RECORD

Judge Robert w. Archibald. who may be subjected to impeachment proceedings by the instruction of a Congressional Committee, has been in the public eye more than once. He is the judge whose decisions turned a smuggler, who had brought in more than million in goods, free to jump bail, while another smuggler, who was convicted of smuggling $2,500 worth of goods, was sent to jail. He is the same judge who imposed tiny fines on the persons accused of participa- tion in the wire-pool. after they had entered plea of nole contendre. The offense of which he is now accused is
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
; PLEASE. KICK Us-WE LIKE IT''

An example of that splendid humil- ity which turns another cheek when one is soundly smitten is furnished by
 the esteemed Bridgeport Post. The
 political writers of that newspaper have recently been scoring City Clerk Stephen F. Boucher, bringing divers accusations calculated to affect disas-
 trously his vote getting ability. The city clerk, in due season, asserted that The Post political writers are "scurrf-
 lous curs.'' The Post apparently admits the accuracy of the designation
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11

and evening: The theme of the morn ing at 10:30 will be: .'The Ministry of the Holy Spirit" The Sunday School will meet at 12 o'clock and the Mems Assembly at the same time. The Epworth League devotional meet ing at 6:30 will be conducted by the League of the Grace M.. E. church. At 7:3o there will special music and a sermon interspersed with songs in celebration of Mothers Day.
 A. M. E.. Zion church, Broad and Gregory streets. Rev. Vim. H. Hey. A. M. D. D., pastor. Subject 1o:45. Trusts" 7;45, Man and His Works 7 12:15 Sunday school; 6:S0 V. c. E. Good musical. All are welcome.
 First Church of Christ, Scientist, s71 Lafayette. St., services at II a. m. Subject, HAdam and Fallen Man. " Sunday school at 12:15. Wednes. day ; evening testimonial meeting at S. The Reading room Is oben every day except Sunday from 10 to 1 and from to 5; also Friday evening. All welcome.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
FIRST THINGS

Constantinople, now the capital of the Moslem Empire, received its name on this date, May II, in the year 33O. when the city was formally dedicated as the seat of the Eastern Empire by Constantine the Great, after whom it was named. The site of the city was that of the ancient Byzantium, which had been founded by Byzas and a colony of Megarians in 667 B. c. It was allied first with the Greeks and later with the Romans, but, rebelling against the latter. it was besieged for two years and finally laid in ruins.
 For over a century it remained prac- ucally un1nhabited, until Constantine selected it as the capital of his em- pire, destroying all the heather tenn pies and replacing them with the edi- fees of the new faith. In May, 14B3, the city was taken by Mahofnet H., and the Crescent succeeded the Cross.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11

and makes the retort courteous in the form of an editorial to the general effect that it believes MT. Boucher should be city clerk for life. Now let MT. Boucher denounce The Post in it's columns as a ''wiggly wobbler." :" Thus he may perhaps obtain an edi- torial endorsement for substantial salary increase.
 When the please kick me sign is out it were worse than folly not to bury a toe in the anticipative flesh of our contemporary.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
OF INTEREST AROUND
 THE STORE

1 The window on Main St. that contains Leather Goods lis more than interesting. Whether 1t is a big or little Leather Bag one requires, |there is opportunity to grat- |lfy any taste as to quality, [co1or or size.
 That big English Kit Bag of cowhide with the substar- |tial looking fasteners and straps would be the joy of any man. It would last him up and down the world for his natural life. It could 20 with him
 "Out of Egypt unto Troy,
 Over Himalaya,
 *** ( #*x
 A.y-Dl 0oll tOIe DaUylOu.
 Islands of the Southern Run,
 And Cities of Cathaia.' ;
 The price of such a Kit Bag is $26.5o. And it pays in the long run.
 Pullman Travelling Cases are of the finest Pin Seal, Morocco or Saffian, lined with. moire and equipped with. many pockets into which are fitted all the numerous toilet accessories needed to make the travelling man or woman com fortable.
 Luxurious Vanity Bags and Cases are of the softest Novelty Leathers, in beautiful shades of reseda, amethyst, blue, tan, and gray, lined with colored silk to combine, and fitted with all the dainty essentials.
 And oh, the Cordovan Bags. The height of luxury in Leather. Hand Bags that are em- bossed with artistic designs. Pine Tree motif, wheat ears, conven- tional scrolls, simple, dignified designs of which one never tires and which never go out of fashion. Cordovan Bags are for the most part hand stitched, the heavy thorn-stitching that is so effect i've. All things may be had, Bags of all sizes, Music Rolls, Card and Cigar Cases, Pocketbooks and Pur- ses. 'sFeSF x
 Boston Bags of Brown Leather, elegant quality, sensi- ble, durable, almost intellectual in appearance.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
The Division In The Socialist Parry
RY VICTOR BERGERE1

Socialists from all over the United States who are gathering in Indianap- olis to-day for the national convention of their party, to be formally opened on Sunday. are confronted by prob lem that is as old as human society. 1t is the question of the eternal war fare between the radical and the con servative, line of cleavage that prob- ably was first drawn in the first primi- tive gems, long before the dawn of history, and has continued among all peoples and nations and parties and religions to the present day. The de- velopment of constitutional govern ment has resulted always in the for nation of two great groups. the rads- cal and the conservative. the left and the right, the Democrat and the Re publican, the Liberal and the Union ist. When existing political parties fail to reflect this eternal alignment Of humanity, powerful third party in-
 
 ton and return to first principles a phenomenon now to be witnessed in the, United States.
 X When Socialism was not respectable indeed, 1t was looked upon almost as criminal in its tendencies the Socialists hung together that they might not hang separately. That stage of persecution and misunder- standing of motives has passed, and now the Socialists themselves, in the United States as elsewhere. are forced to face the age-old division between radical and conservative clements. In France and Italy, and to a lesser ex- tent among the more practical Ger
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
IT RAINETH FOR A DAY
(By Cora Hartmann

By Cora Hartmann It rains and it rains But the grass is of emerald hue, And there's 8 Hitting of the birds anG
 the doves gentle coo And there's a fulling, soothing cadence
 and there's something sweet and
 true. There's a sflvery. green veil, thrown
 across the trees And it's studded with jeweled buds an6
 little tender leaves. And there're tendrils on the grape
 vines And fluff upon the Rose. And on the green lilac bush, crown
 of purple glows. The cherry trees an Eastern temple With mystic walls of scented bloom. And the bees are the worsfippers in some hidden scent room, And now the tree is lighted with a
 sudden yellow glow. And little breeze is lifting its drifts
 of fragrant snow. The dandelion is almost ready With her yellow shining stars. The ribbon grass is spreading it's green
 and silver bars, The red and white clover will be get
 ting into line With the pink and white apple blos-
 soms when the sun begins to shine It rains and it rains, But the air is pure and sweet. And. 1t sounds like the trampling of
 many little feet. As if all the flower children were get
 ting under way To join in the Grand Entry of Springs
 pfocessional day. It rains and it rains. but take heart
 of grace. Behind rowning Providence. He
 hides a smiling face" And soon will come the sunshine and
 all the opening flowers. And soon will end our sorrow and
 leave us happy hours. And we'll be better and be stronger
 for all the healing showers. When God sent us rain.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
coNNEcr1oUT's STATUS IN MANUFACTURES

Properly studied and judiciously i'm terpreted the United States Census re- ports are the most thrilling of all lit- erature bearing modern date, and the moSt inAtrnctive. The facts of love and marriage. of birth, and death, of mortality by suicide, catastrophe or natural decease. are extended on a Erandly inclusive scale. The we'll be- ing of the people. as to their owner ship. or rental. of, homes free or en- cunfbered. the nature of their labors. the amount of their wages, the value of their product are. all to be had, state by state, city by <city.s and in to- tals for the nation.
 Most interesting in this great branch of modern Knowledge are the quinquenniai statistics of nnanufac- lures, and to this state that group of facts which treat of manufactures in Connecticut.
 These are figures which for the most part may be looked upon with b& 1oC, e4AbiiOu6u tHcTe are SpOLS not go pleasant ts contemplate, as for in- stance that the employment of child labor is still increasing, although the increase is less marked than during the next earlier period.
 Also there is some loss of compla- cency to be met when the informa- ton is absorbed that Connecticuts share of national manufactures, which was one-fifth in 1850. and one eleventh in 1904, is now but one- twelfth. The rank is by value of products manufactured.
 The. states proportion of the total value of manufactures in the United States is 2.s and was 4.6 in 1850.
 But there is no real cause for .dis- enlargement in these figures. but rath- CT should they be a source of pleas are. because they represent an enor- nous growth in the population and prosperity of the Union during the past 60 years, so that it was inevi- table that Connecticut's relation to the whole must be . diminishing relation.
 This whole is become so big that Connecticut's smaller share is the big eest, in terms Of actual figures. the efnte ever had
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
LARGER JAILs NEEDED.

Political advertisements are not pop- ular in Germany. The laws are very drastic over there. and the penalty for misstatements in newspaper ad- yertisements is particularly sever9. To mlsIead a voter with false state ment would send promising candf- date to the workhouse se-St. Paul Pion- eer Press
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
EDITORIAL NOTES

They are using golfing terms at West Point now. The other day when Supt.' Barry of the academy was passing the mess hall, cadet yelled, Fore the supe." And the cadets all refused to tell Gen. Barry who did the yelling. Perhaps the superintendent involuntarily tucked his head when he heard the cry. thinking a fishball or some equally dangerous missile was flying in his di- rection.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11

.grosser than the methods usually dis covered among the class of judges of tative. He is accused of soliciting through another the Tight to pur- chase culm piles at such price as would afford himself and his asso- ciates large profit upon theft re- transfer. It is asserted that Arch bald then had before him cases in which the same railroads which own ed the culm piles were interested.
 The proceedings by which judicial offenders of this type may be reach ed are exceedingly cumbersome and indirect and simpler method would be better.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11

A comfortable Brassiere for summer is of strong net, and furnished with dress shields. It answers two purposes, a bust sup porter to be wern with a fancy cover or combination, and will supply the shields without their being sewn to a thin lingerie waist. The price is 50 cts. At the Corset Section.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11

Workers numbering 233,S71 pro- duced $490,270,000 in goods, the val ue actually added by Connecticut hands and brains to the raw mater ial being something more than $233,- 0o0.ooo.
 It thus appears that each thous- and persons engaged in manufactures Tn Connecticut added $1,0O0.0O0 of new wealth to the usables of the world, a sure proof that the Connec- ticut worker. hath still a cunning hand and that he is among the most pro- ductive workers of the race.
 Textiles remain the most impor- tant industries; in that general term being included the cottons, the wool ems, and the silks which are produced, not emitting the corsets.
 Brass and Bronze, products take second place, vast value in rolled brass and copper.
 So much for the relation in which Connecticut industries stand to each other.
 The value of her machine shop products is two-fifths of national val- ues; four -fifths of total value of ann intuition and one-fourth. of the total value of firearms are localized in New Haven and Bridgeport; two thirds of the total value of all silver plated ware in the United States is credited here;we are the leading state in the production of corsets. manufac- turing full third of these useful ad- juncts to feminine happiness; and first in cutlery and second in hats. be- sides maintaining a century old primacy in the manufacture of clocks.
 Of every hundred workers employ- ed, a little less than four are owners. or officials, are clerks and 90, or a little more are wage earners. Of every hundred wage earners 73 are males and 24 females, with the bal ance, exclusive of slight fraction given to the child labor element, boys and girls under sixteen years
 The elimination of the small manu- facturer continues to be shown, not in terms of numbers perhaps. but in the stTiking 6gures of value of pro-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
SACRIFICE.

T suppose, like all Government of- flcers, said the man who sneers. you are making personal sacrifices in or- der to serve your country"
 "Yes, replied the village postmas- ter; its pretty hard to have to keep reading addresses when I'd rather be looking at the pictures on the post cards. Star.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11
THE FARMER: MAY II, 1912

tenths of one per cent. of the goods manufactured. Reaching the same thing in another way, it appears that only 93 establishments employ almost half of the wage earners and create A per cent. of the total value added by manufacture to the raw material.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-05-11

Among novel Cottons, Colored Terry Cloth is used for separate dress skirts. It $ seen in light blue and cream. Light weight, agreeable to wear. and of course washes perfectly. 50 cts a yard.
 Picardie Ratil1e is the stylish Cotton Suiting. In navy blue, French blue, and chamois. s9 cts a yard.