Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-29

Aud. failing that. there IL chance
That YOU may see upon the stree
man whom pay q poker debt
Alas I'm crazy with the heat
milwaukee, Sentinel
iiold up am unsusprctlng friend
or as last resort. YOU may
And touch him fot u bone or two.
Which, truth To toll. he hates to.
lend
Birmingham Agc.icrold
: Nud then its possible 70 you
Yourself in politics cmbTuil
l You may retrieve yourself somewhat
Hy gently wheodling standard pii.
.
NEXT NOYEMBER'S Lame Duck
Roster ought to bc long and highly
interesting iist
/ O
NEW Works. chief fud ut present
~ breaking into print with confess
sou
CALIFORNIA WINE is now sent
eastward IN GLASS Tined tank cars. aud
wv h'NA "Aflf NNhN wv ~ INFf AAf"
.
THE MAN HIGHER up h. so called
because ne has generally sought
refuge IN q tail tree.
o,
CONGRESS. ike the gentleman
who had the bear los The tail. was
afraid to let go
D
! AFTER WHAT has been done To-
Uncle Joe Cannous dog, II In not sur.
prising to find that he wants Go enter
q kicking contest
O.
pROF METCHNtKOFF puts his
patients ON diet ur hutiormilk and
carrots which ought to meet with
the appreciation of Mr. Fairbanks.
o
; TRE CAMPAIGN Of 1901 may have
boon rotten, but the people In general
are more Interested at present In the
campaign of 1919.
o
THE FISH BALL at Newport cost
500 400 Even the nutritious cod
can afford us ne relief from the high
price of living
"plans dislocatods There win hc
som" worse disloc1tions than that be-.
fore this campaign reaches lts nual
stage
o
TT REALLY looks IKE cruelty to
animals for MIR Mann 10 say on
those sarcastic things when tho Dom.
ocr,,iD statesmen have laburcd 80 ar
Junusiy
GENERAL Homer Lea rs coins
back 90 have another hing in china
Judging from recent reports mon
, that trOuhlous empire. We haven
much hopes ct seeing tho Genera
come hack.
THE HIGH COST or lNing Chnnr
sayH e. Is du, Co booze aud pr dor
dan SAYS 81 is due to war wc mu'
split the difference ana conclude tht|
% b. due lu booze ughtug.
lT MAY BE SAID that the new
drotdunugbL the PENNSYLVANIA. wal
brought forth uN u tHosuriIn opera
zion ON tho Democratic party pr
4. formed Zoo large part by william Ran
D dolrh Hearst, Who expected twins -
I Phoenix Rcpubucan
o.
THE SApDESf news comes from
, Nurth Carolina town whore e Wagon
broke down aud 500 bottles at per
f,cily gund corn Whiskcy were broker
VA the street MI Charn VIII nm
duuntvdly prosecute hls campaign
with renewed activity
o
JUST For THE FUN uf the TINS
though we have more OF less SYM
pathy for the vuru-uut lHWWakcrt
d q would have boon Interesting 10 nav
some patriot with an Cyc for tcchni
= irultics object Co congress udjuutuiU
e. when there weren't enough member
q present Go adjourn.
o
e. At LAST ACCOUNTS MI Tan ha,
, rcscindcd his former order Instruct
b ing thr war department tu rsuutvr
Z mand ~ previous Instructions. mad
. upon his order instrgCting II TO dis
% regard his other order iustructing th
/, troops to go Go Nicaragua immediate
f. Is as per former authorization. rh
administration ls determined iu tax
a nrm stand in This matter
o
4, THE FRIEND took the ,isiun
#. iinstouian go the bah game. The liu'
tuulau didn't care tor the game Don
the local man had nothing else
4 shuW him
There. see said the native, 'tn
D pitcher has inst thrown curve
d mll pid YOU notice it''
e noticed u, replied the Boston
liam nut wouldn't call 10 yurNc
al would call IL sinusoidul.
~, Whcroupuu Tho native ceased 'u 4"
~ ter further Information aud th'
ID. lcit "a, grounds IA the end oi ~
SIKH inning. the home team h'it
hupclosslN in the minority --tlvNO
land plain Dealer
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