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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-11-19
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-11-19

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Wan lou Geielfhaft.n nit reusn
Hleioern uno alien 0ebanten beiuhen.
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30
ITO the Republican Federal Ofieehold-

ITO the Republican Federal Ofieehold
ers In Texas: !.
"The state chairman has notified o
officially to send him money to defeai
President Taft, under whom you hole
a commission, and to file your allie
glance to him within ten days. This Is
TO notify you that the state chairman
has now nS influence In Washington
and will not have if reelected after
President Taft's triumphant reelection
'In some other southern states whert
complaint was made and where condi
lions were similar to those in Texas
the president had the Republicans OF
the state meet In conference and So
Iect a committee to make recommends
lions as to patronage, and you a res
assured that loyal Taft Republicans
cannot be slaughtered by the stats
chairman.
1.-THE recommendation of Taft Repub
Icans will control the Texas situation
In the matter of patronage and not thu
recommendations of those engaged il
discrediting n of the best presidents
the country has ever had and who arr
by their d~isloyalty endangering Repub
lican success nationally.
III. f. MAC GREGOR,
Taft Texas Campaign Manager"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30
ROOSEVELT THE REAL LEADER

Kansas Prosrsssives Sec In Him ths
Hope of the Common Man In This
Struggle.
The action of a small minority Of the
state central committee of Kansas in
adopting a snap call for q state eon-
vention and refusing the demand of
the progressive Republican voters of
the state for an opportunity to ex-
press their preference as to the presi-
Dental candidate of their party
through a primary, resulted in the
prompt formation of a progressive Re
publican Roosevelt organization for
the whole state. This organization
was perfected at Topeka and adopted
a platform which lucidly expresses the
principle for which the Roosevelt pro
gressiyes are fighting throughout the
country. That platform is worthy of
the careful consideration of Republic
an voters In every state. 1t says:
I'VE believe that Colonel Roosevelt
stands for the constructive progressive
policies Of the country. We believe
that his policies have given a new life
to our party and new patriotic impulse
to our country and a new hope to the
common people. Our party had its
birth in such an impulse given to 1t by
the leaders who brought the party into
being and who guided 1t to It's high
destiny. The torch of liberty that Lin
coin bore Roosevelt holds today. BE is
the hope OF the common man in his
struggle for political independence as
a means to economic freedom.
"Ihe fight for these great things
finds In Colonel Roosevelt an intrepid
leader. We believe that under his lead
ership we can turn the tide of distrust
and defeat which has been running so
strongly against our party during the
three years last passed.
awe congratulate our brother pro-
gressives in North Dakota upon their
splendid fight and magnificent Victory
though 1t was under the banner of an
other leader It was in the common
cause. We point to the vote OF that
primary as justification Of the need to
rescue the party from ths tyranny OF
a minority as exemplihed by the sue
cess in other states Of patronage poll
tics under the convention system.
we demand that our party be put
upon a representative basis as IL "a 10
49,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30

later, as a guest at the annual dinner
OF the Ohio society, he will deliver .
speech in the Bellevue tratford, in
which he is expected to reply to the
political arguments which recently
have been advanced by Colonel Roose
welt. Later, at the annual meeting OF
the American Academy OF Social and
Political Science, he win deliver an ad
dress on the subject. Elements of a
Constructive National Policy With
Reference to Industrial Combinations.
In which he is expected to outline an
administration plan toward the control
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30
PASSING The
WORD ALONG"
Iaft's Texas Manager Shows
How Patronage is Welded

-Four years ago Congressman Will
liam B. Mckinley of Illinois was man
aging the campaign OF Joseph G. Can
non, then speaker of the house of rep
resentatives at Washington, for the
Republican presidential nomination.
Mr. Mckinley was exerting himself at
that time to the extent of his ability
to prevent the nomination of Mr.. Taft.
Tho Great Patronage Dispenser.
When he was appointed director of
the national Taft bureau in Washing
ron and placed at the head OF the CAM
paign for the denomination Of Mr.. Taft
this year, he expressed the opinion to
some of his friends that 1t would be a
very much easier job than he had had
fin 1908, for the reason that all he
would have to do now would be to
pass the word along" Mr.. Mckinley
meant, of course, that it was only nee
essary to convey the information au-
th~oritatively to the thousands of fed
eral ~off1ceholders throughout the coun-
try and especially in the southern
States that the president desired to be
renominated and that 1t was the wish
of the great patronage dispenser that
all the federal ~oficeholders should CO.
operate In forcing the election Of Taft
delegates to the Chicago convention.
A concrete Illustration of the method
of passing the word along" used by
the Taft managers was furnished re-
Gently by Mr.. H. T. MacGregor, the
Taft manager in Texas. The Repub-
Iican state committee of Texas is com
posed of men not one OF whom holds a
federal Office. Colonel Cecil Lyon, the
state chairman and also the Republic
an national committeeman from Texas,
recognizing the unavailability of Mr.,
Taft as q candidate for the presidency
this year, because of the great revolt
OF Republican voters against him, sent
out a circular letter to Republicans OF
Texas asking for expressions of their
Individual preference for their presf'
Dental candidate.
A Threat and q Promise.
Mr. Lyon having been at the head OF
the Republican organization in Texas
for several years, his recommendations
had naturally had great weight In the
selection of appointees to the numer-
GUS federal offices in Texas. The Taft
managers affected to see in Colonel
Lyons circular an attempt to control
the action Of the federal ~officeholders
ia Texas with regard to the election
the delegates from that state to the
Republican national convention. There
-upoE Mr.. MacGregor published his adj
vertisement widely in papers that cir
culate throughout the Lone Star State.
This advertisement Is both a threat
and q promise. It brutally warns all
persons concerted that they express an
independent preference at their peril
and at the same time II braxenly dan
giles the bribe Of federal patronage for
Taft support. Nothing like II has ever
occurred ii ths history Of American
politics.
ABas Nav No influences"
This IS a gull copy Of Mr.. MacGreg'
orss advertisement:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30

McCoach, former District Attorney
P. r. Rotherme1, Jr., Frank D. La
lame, president of the national
board of trade; Charles B. Hall,
sergeant-at-arms OF common council;
State Senator Edwin H. Ware, for
mer Mayor Reyburn, Eugene Har-
vey, Colonel John p. Nicholson of
the Loyal Legion, Lyman D.. Gilbert,
Samuel Wray, DR.. Walter McClung.
John B. Parsons, William Nj. Bum
and Henry J.. Yohn.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30

Representatives Moon. Dalzel1, Ohm
sted, McCreary, Butler, Reyburn,
Donohoe and Lee, all of Pennsyl-
vania; Gillette OF Massachusetts, Fitz-
gerald and Sulzer of New York,
Jones of Virginia. Burleson of Tex
as, Moon of Tennessee and former
Speaker Cannon. The honorary pail
bearers were: Senators Penrose
and oliver, former Speaker Cannon,
Receiver of Taxes Hugh Black, Col
Ileetor Of Internal Revenue William
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30

subscribe for the NEWS
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30

North Dakota. We believe that the
percentage of progressive sentiment in
dicated by the North Dakota primary
Is found all over the nation and that
1t calls for a change of leadership in
u party We believe that the first
duty Of a party Is to represent the
people; that self government is the Grst
end of a republic, and therefore we
pledge ourselves to work IN i coun-
ties for the direct vote at the primaries
which shall set forth the preferences
OF the people upon the presidency and
shall indicate 60 far as possible the
choice Of the people Of delegates to the
Chicago convention from the several
congressional districts"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30

by law Of big business"
Washington, March 30.-President
Taft left Washington this afternoon
for Philadelphia. He will return to
Washington Sunday morning.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30

Won't CO.. .aae Bill"
London. March 3o.-The government
bill for home rule, which win be intro
fuced in parliament on April II, viii
be emitted the Irish government bili.se
The government fears that the term
home rnfe hill. st ss1dsegeI
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30
TAFT TO TALK POLITICS.
Three Important Speeches to Be Mac
In Philadelphia.

Philadelphia. March 80. = Thre
speeches. indicating the attitude Of til.
national administration toward grea
public subjects, win be delivered b,
President Taft On his whirlwind yisi
to this city tonight.
As the guest of the chamber of com
merce and the commercial exchange h'
will speak in the assembly room Of th,
Bourse shortly after 6 o'clock. An hon
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-03-30
Police Given Back sticks.

Roselle, N. j., March 30.-After be-
ing deprived of their clubs for about a
year. members of the Roselle Park po-
lice force have had the batons restored
sto them. Chairman w. q. johnson of
the police committee, who Is chief OF
police, issued the order.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-09-30

around, is Nobody, when n
needed. This is enough. to m
him Somebody when it comes
getting out the Comic Page.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-09-30

around, is Nobody, when most
needed This is enough to make
him Somebody when it comes to
getting out the Comic Page.
CHANCE DENIES STORY
Frank Chance, in a scorching
interview today, gave the lie di-
rect to Charles Webb Murphy,
president of the Chicago National
league team, and declared he had
no intention of resigning as man
ager of the West Side club.
Chance went right ahead plan
ping for the city series, ignoring
Murphy's declaration that he
would resign.
81 have not resigned; / never
will resign" declared Chance EN-
phatically. Il am now ready to
sign a contract to manage the
Cubs next year. The only way
Murphy can get rid of me now is
to fire me-,
When shown Chances state
ment Murphy said he had no COM
ment to make, except to reiterate
his declaration that Chance would
retire at the end of the present
season.
1t was also reported that waiv-
ers had been asked on Mordecai
Brown by Murphy without the
knowledge of Chance.
What seems to be the matter
with him." asked the doctor, APP
nroachino the bedside of the man
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-09-30
Nobody.

Among those who are sojourn-
ing in our midst is that prominent
parsonage, Nobody. 1t is related
of Nobody that he Is the most
perfect individual in the world.
The observant have noticed that
he devotes his entire time in do
ing good to others and at the
same time is the only absolutely
contented man to be found any,
where.
In addition to WHICH, he has en-
deared himself to all by taking
the blame for every blunder and
accident that occurs and is always
prompt to square things to the
satisfaction of those who have
suffered, A rare trait this, and
may his shadow never grow less.
Like a. policeman he is ALWAYS
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-09-30

"What seems to be the matter
with him." asked the doctor, APP
preaching the bedside of the man
who lay swatHed in bandages.
"He found the leak" briefly ex-
planned the nurse.
WEATHER FORECAST
Fair tonight and Tuesday for
Chicago and vicinity; rising tenn
perature: moderate south winds.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1912-12-07
CHRISTMAS CHARADES.

Charades. though an old time amnse.
ment. are never failing source of
merriment. perhaps because dressing
up appeals To old and young alike. \
variation OF cminently mirth provoking
potentialitics may Ice introduced by en-.
acting Christmas dinner in charnde
form as follows:
Soup: Tomato Crow -ma-tow).
Meat: Turkey Crurk KEY.
Giblct gravy: Object Gray VI.
Vegetables: Potato N'ot-elght-Ol
Cauliilower: (Call-l Flower
jelly Currant (Cur-ranp.
Dessert: Plum Pudding Plumb).
Beverage: Coffee tcough-fee).
or course merely the syllables will
he acted. not the entire word. or in
stead of acting the syllables separate
~ the entire word may be acted In one
scene. For example. Tomato may bc
easily rendered by pulling Il toy along
the floor 10y a rope, or physician
visit to patient will give a clew Ia
Coffee"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1912-12-07

WE RE ALL ABOARD city which Is
NOW" nomad oster good
old st. Nick himself
"Ah. This Is the Office OF the Wish.
master. lie takes the place of post
master with us. and busy man he Is
too. This Is about how he talks TO
himself as he records the wishes as
they come over the wishophone:
"a sled for Billy. skates for Joe;
A wish that Christmas viii bring US snow:
A poor woman wishes 1t won't DO cold:
Dick wants n suit for soldier bold:
Dolls for n million or moro OF girls
With go-to-slecp eyes and faxen curls:
Billions OF boxes OF candles and such:
Books in French. English. Spanish and
Dutch
And every known language under the sun:
Wagons and pistols. watches that run.
But here's old st. Nick himself.
Listen TO him. But l forgot that while
he understands all languages he speaks
only Fantasmia. so I'll have TO trans
late. He says:
"'IIello. chicksl So you've come TO
see your dear old FREUD. have you?
Glad OF II! Make yourself at home.
Yes. we're busy. very busy, indeed. but
never too busy to be polite We have
every kind of factory In the world here.
and all rushed with wishes. tell you
II keeps us busy sort ng them Why,
II we filed every order just as II came
the world would be funny place
Just think OF IL. Here's a little picka-
A. ,.utpf..1 tkftfsn al
other boy wishes he was q man. and
man wishes he was Il boy. ana a girl
wishes She WAS boy. aud so on. but
We got funny wish during the dull
season last summer 4 little boy
whose mamma would not let him 20
In swimming every day wished he
would be turned into fish So he could
go swimming all the time lla. ha. ha.
That reminds me of the saying in
Mother Goose
"'"lf wishes were horses, begsars
woulh ride" And charming lady
Mother Goose Is The dear soul writes
me every now and then. and I'm glad
to hear from her I'll read You her
iast letter. Il says;
"'Dcar old Santa claus. hope you're well
As for me. I'm feeling weilish.
with only food ana drink enough
To give 10 life RELISH
I'm somewhat bothered. though. at times.
And more than / care TO tell.
For Little Soy Blue and Little Bopeep
Don't do their duty well.
And little johnny Green and big John
Stout
VIII quarrel about the eat.
While the Three Blind Mice cat W the
food.
Helped By Jacks big rat
The Little Roast Pig is pretty well.
And Jack and Jill are better.
cannot write about al the folks:
'Twould make too long letter,
And now must stop and put on the pot
or porridge for the Man In the Moon
Give my love 10 all good children
Wherever they may be found.
And tell them always think OF them
When Christmas comes around,
with best wishes.
MOTHER GOOSE.
"'Good. dear old Mother Goose. She
certainly has her hands full. but !
was talking about present factories