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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05

Soy warman, the poet and humor.
list, tells the story Of an afterdinner
speaker, who was called on to speak
on The Antiquity Of the Microbe."
lie arose and said. Adam had EN-"
aud then sat down.-Boston Record
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05

Uncle Ezra-Thcn you think the
battle Of Wounded Knee was great
ar event than the reformation?
Uncle Ebon-Cortalnly I've seen
them both aud III bet the battle"
took at least u thousand more feet
of film.-Puck
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05
School Days.

oh. Ella, your exercise Is simply
full Of mistakes"
4 did 1t on purpose so that my
master will stay longer with me. -
Fliegendc Blaetter.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05
His Business TO Know.

wife-Look. bought this fur coat.
today. They tell mo we are going to
have very cold weather soon.
Husband-who told you sol
Wife-The furrlcr
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05
Not Sufficient.

Money makes the mare go"
HUH"
Don't YOU think so?"
IT never made her 30 fast enough
20 do me any good"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05

Talk to yourself II you want an APP
preciatlye audience.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05

For Constipation, Biliousncss, Liver and
Kidney Troubles, take Garfield Toa.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05

Here comes militant sunrageue sha' We
a. thou lowest me, lead me to buzz saw
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05

when n man Is completely wrapped
M In himself the package IL apt to
be- small
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-04-05

shippers at St Johns. members Of tho
Presidents cabinet. Admiral Dewey
and n host Of other celebrities.
Another excellent vantage point
from which TO sec how ofiicialdom oh
serves Easter IL In the vicinity Of tho
Church Of the Covenant on fashion
able Connecticut avenue the main
artery Of the Easter parade at tho
capital The Church Of the Covenant,
which is rendered conspicuous by Its
massive and lofty tower. Is the church
homo Of Vice President Sherman and
his family. but many Of tholr fellow.
members arc almost az prominent In
tho AFFAIRS Of the nation ms Ia the pro.
siding Officer OF the United States
Senate. a short distance away Ia 81.
Matthews Roman Catholic church,
which IN the great rendezvous Of the
diplomats on Easter morning. for. be
II known. most Of the members Of our
Official foreign colony particularly
those from southern Europe and tho
South and Central American coun
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

with every member OF the congrega.
ton. Immediately after this service.
there will he called meetings OF the
women's Missionary and Aid societies
Second Presbyterian church. corner
OF Chapline and Fourteenth streets.
Rev. J ". Littell. u. ID. pastor The
Sc hhath school and Bible classes will
meet ~ ? a. m. and adjourn in time 20
attend the Tabernacle Services
Ffrs' Baptist church. Twelfth and
byron streets. v y BrininstOol. pastor
The Bible schoi Of the church and Of
Emmanuel mission meet a. o'clock
sharp. closing In time Off the taber.
nhcie service. a. 10 20 Calvary
Chapel Bible school 20 usual hour
The co-operarng churches IN the
Billy Sunday CAMPAIGN wi hold ser.
vices. ip their Own edifces on Monday
evsping ~ 30
Persons vishiur % unite With this
church are invited % meet the faffor
ana deasons IN ths study. 20 the north
- The pulpit. from fs1 40 Let
everY mefuber ~ The church and coug
reEafion. and on uho have expressed
pr-ferrncs FOR his church and their
friends D. present ~ che public servl
cos sf : o.. Monday evening
Warsood Christisn church conner
Hlch and aveuue and Seventeenth
street Hev = 4 pvor. psstor Hitis
school 81 a m sharp Couuurion 81
? s. r. u - that those % the eoner~
safion Mo 18th NAV attend The
hilr SUNDAY meeting ~ 10 a. q M
ca Munday evening 80 40 prayer
md sonE sersice vii - heid IN ths
churrh I'd ~ the pastor All men-
hera ani frieudf are rc,slesfsd o. b.
preseuf a. the shove aervices
TIE Firsf Spirifuausf church VII
hold services m me Ofd FtHows hall
sunday. March ioth. ~ 40 p OIL
Rev. q " Way pastor aud medium
Subject - lecture Immortality and
Our Empioyments Hereafter Spirit
messages viii b. gven a. close %
lecture All are welcome
The Rev Howard 4. Poase, min.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

at 1890 a. m: subject. Christ Suf-
fered For Us" Special song service
in the evening az 1880 under the able
direction OF Professor II. Supp. sun
DAY school at p. m: l>enten services
wednesday evening at 1889; Clean
ers' society Thursday evening at y
O'Clock
st. Luke's Episcopal church. Island
en- OF the steel bridge, the Rev.
Jacob Birmingham rector-The ser
vices for third Sunday in Lent VIII
be: Sunday schooi. 9:l5 a. NJ; holy
communion and sermon. 1890 a m;
evening prayer and sermon. 1880. and
ON Tuesday. p. m. evening prayer
and address. Wednesday. 1880 y. m,
adult Bible class. Thursday, 4 y. m,
evening prayer and address: Friday.
1880 y. m, evening prayer and ser
mon.
North Street ". r. church. Rev. J.
II. Hess, pasepr-Regular services on
Monday evening AZ 1880. Baptismal
services and invitation for any who
desire TO unite with the church. A
full attendance OF the members>'p Is
desired.
German VI. T. church. L. : Katter-
henry. minister Sunday school at
9.i5 n m. A =. MetEner. superin-
tendent No other services on sun
dEy owing TO the meetings ~ the tab
ernacls. There will be regular ser
vices In the church on Monday even
ing At 7 30 O'Clock. All persons anil
lated with the church and friends are
asked 90 attend After these services
there will be a meeting OF the Ladies
Aid society.
Thomson Methodist Episcopal
church. on Broadway aud Zane
streets. Rev Frederick y Ross. pas
tor special prayer and haptismsi
services E4l be held Monday even
ina 90 80. All members and frieuds
% the church are cordially invited
After service r. short address viii b.
made hy The pastor.
Preaching IN the Simpson NJ y
church. Eo1 street. SUNDAY. 1875 a.
O. subject TIor Mothers In
struciIcns Makes iisr son Hsbituai
fiar" a. D M Some Reasons
VIZ Women oushf ~ Vote Sun
ga school. z a. p. M. H n Clemens.
superintendent. Eprorth league from
q o. a. on Ur Jas = Noe.
president Orfciai meeting Monday
nishf. also me meeting ~ Ne Meth
affrf Nrufherho1f Class meeting
Tussliav and rhuradar niFhfs praver
meeting. N~cnsedsy rislt Geo ".
" 1~ntius. pastor
FIrsf f'rrsbFfsrian rh1rrh corner ~
Drarf.ne anf Thirfrrrfh streets. Rev
N a soos o. o.. minister sabbath
school ard fuhir classes ufu meet ~
. a m >rssrvfcs ~ pruvsr and praise
on Monday utsff rf 20 o'ciort The
frarhers ard members 20 tt- sahhafh
srhuCi af fhe riuea 81 PRAYER srrri~r
sii arranfe Cor fLe Ereaf sabbafh
school parade
-erond rrrshrfs~iln church. corner
narkef auf rernfrft streets Ret
Charles N mrrunaid. % o.. pastor
sahtafH &. boil az es m shan. clos
uE in rus fo rrf ~ fhe tabernacle
service sabbath sshool teachers AMI
reraurai uorfers VIII meet ~ fhe
clur,h Monday evening a. e 90
81 riutk
Prise TnIfsf preabTterlan church
There riI b. a service fn the lecture
r1on % The church Monday evening.
NarCh fI. at 20 when the pastor.
Rev e. 10 Rob.nson. desires to meet
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

lister OF the First Unitarian society of
wheeling. will preach in the board OF
trade assembly hall next Sunday
morning al IL O'Clock upon What
unitarians Relieve About Jesus" Ths
public Is cordially Invited
First Church % Christ CScb>ntist1.
A o. 4. W. auditorium. IIfs Chan
line street--services sunday AZ II
a m. subject Of lesson. Man
"wednesday testimonial meeting AZ Z
p m. same address Reading room
open daily. except Sundays ana legal
holidays. from ~ 90 .. m, t0f
schmuibach building.
Church % Christ. Hearne Tabsr
nacle building. South street Regular
Lords dag services. beginning az
10 70 a m Bible lesson win he
The thirteenth chapter % first Cor
infhians. Communion service. n as.
All welcome
- Matthews Episcopal Church.
corner Chapline and FIstecr.h Streets
The services duriue The week VII
D. ~ follows Third sunday IN Lent.
Narrh no. 1879. - N. Holy Com
nnunian. 10 20 a M. morning prayer.
Lltarr ard sermon. q ~ evening
prayer and address. 81 Paurs. Elm
oruve. 40 o NJ chnrai evsnsonr
anf gdfre-s. a1s D n. SUNDAY
srtco. - m s. EItabeths held
in - NaffheusI. Tuesday. D. N.
series = addresses. aids 20 Wor.
shp 50 m. 81 FlirahefNs frrr-
vires heif in ~ hsffhevsl. s~rtes -
affreeses. Characters Prom the Fas
Fion Wsfuesdar. ~ % q m. nora
ina prayer aud iifany. 80 D N.
ererinE prayer arf address ~ Rev
2 T. Flah - raura Sist~rsvfiir.
ThurafaY 90 20 r. m. Holy Con
uurior - m ssries - addrsas~s.
some Oh Testament Hynns- So.
u. series - afdresscE. The peafh
tufes ~ rauls Pin Grove Friday.
lo 20 a. m. moruinF prayer snd LIZ
anN. 70 D. N. ever ~ prayer ana
confirmation Instruction.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

The interest OF Lozier owners and
dealers In the racing fortunes OF the
cars maintained BY the company for
hat purpose has been manifested on
many occasions. but its wide vcope
was not fully realized until after the
recent publication OF the company's
withdrawal from racing.
Since that time Sales Manager
Emise has received communications
in almost every mail asking that the
company reseind i'm determination TO
withdraw nom. racing. and In son/
cases even Offering to finance the en-
tire campaign of q racing team Sew
eral offers of this kind have come
from dealers. but the owners OF pri-
vate cars have not been backward in
their efforts to keep the Lozier hat
In tho ring"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

William p. Kennedy. head Of the
Alec transportation cost bureau who
was recently appointed chairman OF
special committee on motor truck
standards named BY the Society OF
Automobile Engineers. told yesterday
OF the work of this body.
Just now we are considering among
other things the maximum percentage
OF overload that can safely be allowed
on trucks IN ordinary service and In
emergencies" said Mr.. Kennedy.
Loading far beyond capacity Is com
mon today and the results are ex-
pensive. Another subject which has
required a good deal OF thought is
the proper speed for trucks OF speci-
fed ratings"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Dale r. chaddock. o. Moundsvills.
has purchased an Z. n. p" from r
8. Riggs. also Of Moundsviiie.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

recently ordered By the Moundsvilie
council from the winton Car Com
pany. OF Cleveland. 10 expected 90
arrive within the neat few days.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09
sEsAToR coPU SPEAKS
AT EAIaNoNT TODAY

. 1919 u.rrafrh fn go rrfsIrfra~-s~
FAlHHiIrT ~ fa Msrrn
rrr@f Ffaf~s ftrafrr T1lruas- %
core. fhs bind Senator from OEia
hrrna uTl sffress fh- sfss- " f.
a coutsrfinr sarrfaT evening sesa
80 Gore unI arrirs here sf BON co.
frrfrw arf ufI te srfrrtafref e.
f-i-trrrf ferr.s fts howe - H. o.
ssnsfar o1srsr< vs. Watson.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

The new Cadillac touring car recent
ly purchased by w L. Glessner. OF
Cecil Place. arrived this week and 10
one OF the finest ever seen here
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Although the features OF next years
motor cars will not be announced for
several months. two orders have Just
been placed for 1913 Alcos, the first
coming from a woman in Honolulu
She Is Mrs. X. w. Single. wife OF the
president OF the Warehouse Trust
company. Mrs. Single selected a
six-cylinder. seven-passenger touring
car. The same typo was chosen by
Fred Gerken. n prominent broker OF
New York.
February is generally said 10 be n
quiet month" says Harry s. Houpt.
manager of sales. but we set a new
record and our factories are working
TO capacity 10 get our product out
Prom present indications this month
will surpass the one just passed. The
outlook is bright for the biggest year
in the business"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Hemember ths great NcnouFaiI
Tee Sale comes to ~ end On aatur
faf 20 fLis vesk frnf puf % We
unr fho krDouEan Display ~ Coosy
nenft 90 and securing vogr bIanR o.
enter the 80 OBJ cash contest
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Tho II. r. Behrsns Grocsry Compan,
10 considering the purchase OF . truck
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Born 20 Mr. ard Mr. Emmert- q
sil3 Main street. a baby boz.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN PAYING Rem T?

Don't you want q homs7
Have you anything except rent re-
ceipts to show for what you have paidr
What is the total amount you have
paid for rent?
A home purchased under our plan
would cost you less each month than the
average man is paying for rent. BY
adopting our plan you would turn your
rent into paying for a home.
The STANDARD Home Company gives
the man of moderate means. the man
the benefit OF low rate 81 interest and
long time payments. $3.50 per month
with only So interest on unpaid bal
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Earl Wagner. secretary of the Ohio
Valley Auto club. last week purchased
an Empire No. 20 Roadster. through
the Auto Car Company agency.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

7. A. Westmeyer. the well known
auto enthusiast o: Twelfth street. is
the proud father of son which ar
rived "Wednesday night.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Near the south end OF the San
Joaquin valley. in california. there is
A body OF water known as Lake
Tulare. which is quite large and
varies from time to time In area from
one hundred TO four hundred square
miles. A most remarkable peculi-
arity OF this lake however il that
sometimes II is not there at all. Be
ing very shallow 1t dries up every
now and then said DIR. Charles q.
Percivai who has recently toured sew
erai times through California in a
one hundred thousand mile endur-
ance run with the Abbott-Detroit
Bulldog" In 1904 its surface was
one hundred square miles: but the
following year 1t had disappeared en-
tirely and farmers went in and raised
thousands OF bushels OF grain on
what had been the lake bottom. Lake
Tulare IS probably the most unver-
! tain piece OF water In the world
Whereas it now and then disappears.
u has a way on the, other hand. OF
cxtending Itself 10 an uncomfortable
area In some seasons, overlooking
the farming lands and causing con
siderable damage"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

In IT'S attempt 10 20 into every state
in the United States and around the
borders OF the nation while making
its 100000 mile durability tour. the
AbbottDetroit Bulldog" under the
direction OF Dr. Charles G.. Percival.
editor OF Health Magazine OF New
York city. has been doing .yeoman
service In tho interests OF good roads,
and now that he has succeeded in
psthnnding and routing out ser.
viceable route from Tia Juana, Mex.
leo. 10 Vancouver. y. C.. 10 lie known
as the Pacific Highway" or Road
OF Three Nations" n next. purposes
road TO connect the National Parks
from Yellowstone Park 20 Glacier Ma
tional Park. Montana. a route OF some
$50 miles through the most beautiful
and natural scenery OF the world
This road az projected - 60 be under
Joint federal, state and county con
troll aud will be pathn1ded and rout-
ed out by the Abbot Detrait. and ~
IL hoped that this m.ssionary work
viii arouse a. much enthusiasm and
do a. much good a. did the Pacific
Highway" Missionary work which Dr
Percisal has Just finished The route
~ laid out by Dr Percival IN the
AhbuftDetroit viii unite The tWo
great scenic paris % America and IL
through territory "a Montana
which. though noun famous. presents
bat feN enEincerinE difficulties
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

Pred , Titus. tfaveiiDg represent
stlse ~ the AlHo. today save an fnter-
'sfing Insight into motor truck con
ditions 10 canada on h.s return fFOLa
On extensive trip through the 10
wfrI0u
Wr Trus tod 70 fvp vef~ran horse
users 30 Toronto uho have adopted
motor frurks on a large scale e. the
nose Elective hauilnE system &C.
also told ~ The infrUd1cfion - oas
tIorks fo replace The block rubber
Tires used on trunks fn fhfs country
sd declared thnf much interest n -
irE shown IN Canada "a the test hs
nr riren the wooden Tires
Tie demand f0r American motor
r-lrks SO hiFh prirel motor cars 20
arafa g. Erurfrg rapifly. saff NJ
fifls due. - d~ciares. % the gen
rraI prosperity there Wlfhfn 80
sesks ~ ciosed saics totaiinr
g. 900
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09
SAND HILL LEAGUE
STRONGFOR ROADS

trated with 30 coforsd lantern slides.
showing scenes In California A meet
ing OF the committees OF both organi-
nations will be held some time next
week for the purposs OF completing ar.
rangements and deciding the date.
or late, several autoists have been
reported driving through the town of
Fulton at a speed OF nearly 40 miles
an hour. and ~ usual the matter has
been taken up with the secretary of
the Ohio Valley Auto club by the town
sergeant OF Fulton. The secretary re-
quests all automobile drivers to travel
at n moderate rate OF speed while
passing through the town. as those
who do not observe the speed limit
will be arrested and fned II appre-
hended. The town officials Of Fulton
have decided to put Q stop 10 the prac.
tice OF fast speeding and last week
three persons were arrested and hned.
In the present campaign To reor-
ganize the Wheeling board OF trade
and increase its membership. automo-
biles were pressed into service by the
campaigners and played q more or
less important part In the success of
the campaign TO date. Automobiles
were decorated with flags and ban
ners and used by n number Of the
teams in looking up prospective men,
bers.
The second number OF The West
Virginia Motorist," the official publica-
tion OF the Ohio Valley Auto clubJ is
now nearly ready for the press and
will be In circulation next week. II
contains n number OF good articles
which will be OF interest not only to
owners OF machines. hut to the read
ing public in general. and will no
doubt find as ready a sale as the
February issue.
Earl Wagner. secretary of the Ohio
Valley Auto club. last week purchased
an Empire No 20 Roadster. through
the Auto Car Company agency.
I. A. Westmeyer. the well known
auto enthusiast o. Twelfth street. is
the proud father of son which ar
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

The Ohio Valley Auto club and the
Wheeling board OF trade are making
arrangements for holding n mammoth
mass meeting this month in one OF
the local theatres. The meeting will
be in the interest OF the campaign
for bond issue OF s5o0.00 for i'm
provements to our thoroughfares. Sew
eral promi1ent speakers will address
the meeting and a lecture will be Illus
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09
TO FuRTHgR LEGISLATION FOG
BETTER HIGHWAYS.
Plans Under Way for Maa Meeting
Under Auspices OF Auto Club and
Board Of Trade.

With the near approach OF spring.
ono OF the most important matters
which are claiming the attention OF
all autoists Is the condition OF the
highways. and steps are being taken
for their betterment. About this time
each year the roads begin to get
muddy and with but little travel many
OF them become almost impossible.
The movement for the bettering OF
conditions is meeting with the APP
prevail of every one, and especially
the owners OF machines.
Throughout the state. leagues are
being formed to sgitate the movement.
and one OF the strongest organizations
OF that kind In this section Is the
Sand Hill District Good Roads League.
OF Marshall county. This league is
taking the Initiative in the movement
IN this locality and is taking steps
TO affiliate with other organizations
In an effort TO secure better legisla-
ton regarding our highways.
This league held we'll attended
and very enthusiastic mass meeting
Monday in Moundsville. at which sew
eral interesting addresses were made.
Methods were discussed of using con-
Wet labor in improving the roads. and
resolutions were adopted favoring the
remuneration OF county employees on
the salary basis instead OF by COM
mission. This would eliminate any
chances for grating. Other matters
OF less Importance were considered
and the league Is making arrange
ments for holding several meetings
In the near future
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-03-09

The automobile FIRE engine truck
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-11-13
CRANE STORE TO
Be CLOSED OUT
Stock and Fixtures to be Sold Before
January / and Company Will
Discontinue Here.

"The stock and fixtures of +. J.
Crane and company will be sold out
and the store discontinued before
January L." was the announcement
made by T. ]. Crane, of Virginia, In
Bemidji this morning concerning the
Bemidji store. The statement came
as shock to the business community
as it seemed generally understood
that Crane and company were estab-
lished for several years. The story
will be closed on Thursday and Fri
day to give time for preparation for
mammoth sale which will be put
on Saturday.
Mr.. Crane said that business con-
ditions here forced the company to
take this action but further would
make no statement The firm start
ed business here three years ago and
has carried line of ready-to-wear
women's cloths. About a year ago
there was change In the ownership
OF the store when Emil Schneider
sold shfs interests and A. N Gould and
II. G. Baer were taken into the CONF
pany. Mr.. Crane has been conduct
Ing the store ct Virginia and Arthur
Gould the store in Bemidji