The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-07-03
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~ BY "Jtjck"- Himself

a South Sea Honcymoon-To he married to the
dearest girl on earth, go for a honeymoon trip on the
ocean, get shipwrecked. finally become marooned on
an island and later he picked up by a passing boat and
returned to the good old United States. is an experience
which doesn't hefall everybody. oh no. but that is what
happened to Capt. Thomas f. Anderson and bride. BY
previous arrangement they met at some little island in
the South Sea, and were to be married. Upon arrival
it was found that they couldn't pull off the wedding
for thirty DAYS through some technicalitv of the law
there. They finally took a priest and went out four
miles in a yacht, where the ceremony was performed.
They got into a storm. We're slammed upon a reef and
after a most thrilling experience We're saved by getting
to this little coral island where they spent their honey
moon of two weeks before they were picked up and
brought back nome. 1t was a real Robinson Crnsoe
act, only the captain was much more fortunate than
Rob. in that he had his wife with him. though We
don't imagine it would he very much fun trying to
support a wife on A bare rock and with no job. How
ever, they got through with 1T. and today have a tale
to tell which would furnish details for a great drama,
That is one way of spending a honeymoon.
Robe biIlante-the Undressing Dress
Whoorsedoodle! We are face to face with a new
fashion which for sensational character has the hobble
and the sheath backed off the grade. 1t is the Grecian,
and consists of a cut and colors which provides for
an extraordinary display of figure. The greatest fea-
ture of the Crecian is the fact that it will blow open,
drop off and do other stunts which cause palpitation.
The effect is even heightened by the audacious use of
under draperies of transparent and fesh-colored ma
terials. These have become the fad in gay Paree" and
IN many cases they are so startling that the most case
hardened houlevarders seem startled by them. AT
each movement the sleeves fall to the elbow. dragging
down the corsage. which. being held by nothing. will
fall down. heavens knows where! The skirt has the
same freedom. but has A tendency to move up instead
of down. and is tricked out with fesf-colored trans
paroncies which add to its blazing indiscretions. 1t is
strictly for fast folk. and while it may become the rage
in Paris. let us who have failed to pass for life in
suranee on account of a weak heart. hone it NAV never
he introduced in America.
poolcy on Pr,an's srecch.-The following extract
from Mr. Doolev|s remarks on Rryan's speech is quite
pointed and very much Dooley-like:
What did Willum Jennings say ! Tread it in
III pa pers. What pa -apers? 7 don't care.
Tn-marrah's p a-apers. Yisterdahs pa-apers.
Last Iear's paapers. TIL pa-apers iv eighteen
ninety-siX. In all thin VALUABLE publications
Yell find this noble effort. I will always love
it. always have loved it. I can't hear it Oft
en- enough, although I may"
F-r-r-r-r-A near sta nnpede vas caused one evening
in the dininE-roon1 of one of the large Baltimore ho-
tells by the paging of Booker r. Washington. the dis
'insuished rolored educator. Noting that a large party
Of Southern delegates and politicians was ENJOYING a