The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1912-04-05
HOGWAllOW DOlNGS.
(Hogwallow Kentuckian.)

her order for flask of nice perfume
and is expecting ii any day. Since
she has gone and done this there
will be no need of any sweetscented
flowers around llogwallow this
spring, except to look at.
IL is understood that We are TO
have another road to run through
this place, provided p!aHs do no,
miscarry. We already have a good
road running east and west, and
plenty large enough for any sober
man 10 turn around in at any point.
and we cannot see the necessity of
another one. The fewer roads we
have the longer our buggies and
wagons will last.
When spring gets under full head
way and Poke Eazley can move his
chair out on the front porch at the
postoffice, the postmaster an
nounces that he will have much more
room inside.
Sim Flinders saws he believes the
surface Of the earth is wearing off
constantly around the sides. as his
land is getting so thin it will hard
ly hold water.
lobe Mosely's mule ran away with
him during one of his contrary
spells last Sunday morning. The
animal ran for more than n mile.
and in the rounds came within n
hairs-breadth of the Dog Hill church
barely missing the sermon.
Raj Barlow went hunting Tues
day but met with very poor success.
rs most of his experience in the
shooting line has been at Saturday
night dances and barbecues.
Little Fidity Flinders has got toto
the unbecoming habit Of talking
back at himself in. the .cistern. This
indicates very bad raising.
The Excelsior Fiddling Band has
been meeting clandestinely for the
past several nights under the old
sycamore tree on Musket Ridge.
practicing up TO play for a sur
prise birthday dinner that is to be
given Washington Hooks on the Sec
ond Sunday in April.
The Editor Of the Tickville It'd
ings has decided to speak unfavor-
ably in his editorial columns about
everybody that does not take his pa
per. He has also begun the job Of
cleaning out his storm cellar.
The Deputy Constable has had the
community frustrated this week by
his attempts TO apprehend a hog
thief in the Calf Ribs community
The defendant is of n suspicious
nature, and through the Deputy Con-
stable is heavily disguised as n
blind man, he cannot get within sight
Of him. The deputy constable refuses
TO show the white feather and ex-
poets to catch him in one of the
large steel traps he has set along
the differentNpaths for that purpose.
The physiology class of the Wild
Onion school spent a profitable day
this week at the bone yard near Rye
Straw.
jefferson Potlocks has started on
the job of digging a cistern on his
place. In it he expects TO keep an
extra supply of water TO be used for
drinking purposes in ease of emer-
gency.
Sidney Hooks put on his other
pants the other night and called on
Miss Flute Flinders. He would have
stayed longer but he did not know
what else 10 say.
On his way home from Tckvill,
Friday night with some cheese
Cricket Hicks spent the night at the
home of Frisby Hancock. For pro-
lection during the night Cricket sci
rat trap in his pocket.
The Two Twins from Calf Ribs
neighborhood called on our tonsoria
artist, Dock Hooks, at the black
smith shop, and got a haircut be-
tween them.
II you promise the public You arr
going away for an extended visit
and then for some reason your plans
hang fire and you fail to do so, thu
public loses confidence in You ant
| will fharaa ffar douhf what you saw