New-York tribune., 1912-01-23
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The Fire Prevention Committee OF the
Rochester Chamber of Commerce, I'm the
| course Of IT'S campaign OF education against
home fro dangers, has ISSUED a circular on
gasolone and its perils I'm which II says:
"A pint of gasolene left open in basin I'm
room at "A normal or average tcmpera-
ture will entirely evaporste in twenty-four
hourS The gasolcne vapor is heavier than
the air and sinks Immediately TO the floor,
and unless 1t IS disturbed by active air
currents will remain in tho room for many
hours. One pint OF gasolene will make two
hundred cubic feet of explosive mixture.
Without becoming too scientific. IL may
be said that this gasoene vapor is seven
times more powerful than gunpowder. II
is not necessary TO touch "A match to It.
4 spark from the heel OF shoe striking
tack or nail will explode the vapor. 4
lighted gas Jet will produce the same re-
suit Keep gasolene away from every kind
OF fame. even II that fame Is inclosed as
in a stove or furnace"
French Chauffeur ito deaf farmer on a
Maine road)-Can YOU tell me, sarc. we're |
get some OF ze gszzoline?
Farmer with his hand 10 his earl-IIey?
French Chauffeur-Non, non, non! Not
20 hay--ze gazzoine. Ziss ccz a motor car.
not horse.-Harper's Weekly.
THE LATEST NosTRUM.
Allow me. sirs. 10 Introduce
The very best and latest trick
To right all wrongs. end each abuse.
And bring us the millennium quick
Recall Of judges" is It's name:
Cur ermIncd tyrants Il would fl
With wholesome fear. their pride 'twoIld
tame.
And bend them TO the peoples will
Then We shall get what We demand.
No Judge will dare TO overthrow
The righteous schemes We have in hand
Because some stupid law says no!
The independence OF tho bench?
Precisely what we've got TO end
Wen make tho boldcst jIrst hcnch
II he declines his ways to mend.
Tho President. as you may know.
Can't with this grand reform agree;
lie used 10 bo a Judge, and so
OF course, he's prcjudlccd. you sec.
1t may be true. as Lowell wrote,
The Ten Commandments will not bulge.
But when for his recall We vote
Wen manage any human Judge!
II. H. r.
Prisoner. arc you guilty or not guilty g'
Il cant answer that question" replied
- ms nf M HY,u
were 80 many counts ia the indictment and
It's literary style was 80 involved that I
couldn't stay awake. c."-WashIngton Star.
Tho twentieth annual meeting Of tho
American Jewish Historical Society will bo
held I'm Boston on February II and Il.
Among the papers which will bc read will
be- these: The Baron do Bclmonte and
the Marquis DO Schonberg," by Professor
Richard ). II. Gouhell. Genealogical
Notes on the Isaacs. Mears and Mich
acls Families" by Hiss Rcbecca T.. Mitch
ell: The Hebrew Words on tho Tombstone
OF William Bradford" by the Rev Dr. -.
Philpson. OF Cincinnati: Jews Ia the War
Of lSl2' by Leon HGhner and ~ Jew
Among the Indians of the Great Lakes" by
the Rev. Or. ID. de Sola Pool These ne
crologies OF deceased members Will he pre-
sented: Hermann Adler. chief Rabbi of
England, by tho Rev Or. dc Sola Pool
Abraham Abraham, by Simon W. Roscn-
dale: Adolph Mack. by Edward Lautor-
bach. and Godfrey Morse, by Ice NJ. Fried
man.
And what Is your fsvoritc game. my
little man" asked the friend Of the family.
on, am gam" mother thinks is too
rough for mo TO play" replied the little
man.-Phlladelphi Record
Captain Foley. Of tho Chicago Fire De-
partment who had no fve-cent piece to put
In an automatic telephone box and could
not procure a coin for some time after he
wanted 10 send a call for additional ell
gnes, is reported to have said that tho
nickel first" regulation caused 500 900 dam
age 4 woman In The Bronx who had a
similar eXperience-no nickel and no change
sYallable-said: IT was I'm hurry. Rushed
out on the street and asked the first per-
son / met for change for ~" quarter. The
man took off his gloves deliberately and
found that hc had only dime and a nickel
'That'll do I said. and ran for the tec-
phone, but before could deposit the nickel
tho man with the change was after me-
Seeing that l was satisfied TO take IS cents
for quarter lie thought the coin bad and
had to explain before I could make the
necessary deposit"
What struck You most forcibly during
your visit To the city. Uncle Hiram" asked
the village oracle.
Wall" ruminated Uncle Hiram. when
cum to In the hospital I'll be gosh dngcd
IL | could reclect whether II was a trolley
car or one O. them derncd ottymoblles. -
Philadelphia Record.
At an impromptu drummcrs' experience
meeting In an uptown restaurant. one man.
just back from long and what he called
a rotten trip" said that he arrived at a
Northwestern town on the same train with
a rival drummer. I'VE both hustled. saw
our trade and got through that day." he
added. Both left calls for an early train
for "A small place where there IL only one
concern worth going for. I was not called
and shall always believe that my competi-
tor bribed the hotel people to let me sleep
Only two trains day stop at the place
where I was going, and all could do was to
telegraph TO the customer to wait for me.
Two hours later, while I was asking my
best friends to kick me for being fool, I
heard that the train was four hours late
Well I met my competitor at the station,
and for fear might fight We played
auction pinochlc all the way" And who