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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Skdt Tournament.

The Winter tournament Of the WiscOr
= Skat League for the year 1912 wi
III in Milwaukee Sunday, January 2
the West Side Turn hall, 302 Fourtl
let The SUM of $3.50 wi be distri!
Ell in prizes and it is expected til
lerfOWn skat champions will gatht
and bring home go0dly portion q
e prizes. Ii they do not, we shall u
them GO to any more tournaments.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
EMBELLISHMENTS GAMES.
Quaint Hindu View of the Beating and
KICKING of Balls !: -..-. =. ,

Quaint Hindu View of the Beating and
Kicking of Balls. :,
Some amusing descriptions of East
Indian life are given in Mrs. Penny's
book, THE Rajah'' Here is aHindu
servants opinion of the English de.
votion to ball games. given to four
MISREPRESENTATION be was try
ing to enlighten: -:
1.-THE English" he said. i"all play ball
Some beat balls with iron shod sticks,
standing in the fields and striking with
sufficient force to break a mans skull;
some beat the ball with long bit of
wood in front of three sticks that rep
resent their gods, some with corded
spoons over net wall, some with
long handled hammers as they sit on
horses; some kick the ball with their
feet. The balls are of all sizes from a
small orange to mans head" " y
"By whose orders do they kicka-and
beat balls?' she was asked. =
by order of their pujaris. 'sthe syce
replied, land he must Know because
he serves the writing sahibs'1 ~
why should such an order be Civ
en?" asked the second rani as<
''They are a fierce and warlike "peo-
pie, those English. who must be al
ways fighting and beating some one.
1t is by this means only that they are
prevented from killing each other"
But the Missile Sahib-would she.
too, beat and fight?"
"She is strong. Who knows? At
Bombay and Calcutta the English la
dies beat balls over the wall of net
They do it that they may bear chill
dren fierce and strong like their ia
theirs. When the babies are but few
months old they give them balls to
beat with their little hands and to
creep after as soon as they can move
by themselves"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Sweet and Hard.

The Royal band was playing for the
king. Louis XIV. the "Miserere of Lul-
ly." The king was on his knees and so
was the whole court. His majesty
kept the awkward attitude until the
end of the hymn. After rising, the
king turned to the Count de Gram
mont and asked how be found the mu-
sic. VERY sweet to the ear, sire, but
very hard on the knees"
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26

III IifS
o. aaliJ ell div boQ6

dSIt 0ot ZIG SnGSt.
Look at Eeure figure ip, the pext full
length mirroq you; see, says the. Nom.
yoar lehesfa < CURVES = ii. y yoaf shoulders
round dike bow Your SStohmiaichI IT bro a.
trudesli ala Your Chin is afhfust 4fot-
ward like ta' pfi2efshtar'sd Now make
an de3periineait9n lfaiie ainohy breath.
push ,y6ur1chest outland 1he.d it to thar
POSITION hiBehpH .a,l miracle!a Your
shoulders -stEaighten till your back is
IKE IKE line, your isto9maasch retreats and
your chin aT III W Ella p12fSitdionI Of mod
estIdighity: NoY you aI,, are stta ndi z
correctly. and if, you place any vaueF at
ALL upon d good appeardnte Iyon must
practice this sosftioif until it beeomes
second nature. Remembers that,hthe
grand secret is. Push ont the chest, :
The rest Of the figure will take care
of itself
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Dous Know.

II don't know why it is that when
ever / pass a place where dog is
kept the animal rushes out and barks
at me as if . had no right to be on
earth. Others can pass the same place
and never be molested."
well, can account for it only on
the theory that it's mighty hard to
fool a dog."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
You Can't iose II

"Of course" said the optimist. ''if q
man gets into the habit of hunting
trouble he's sure to find it."
Yes" replied the peSsimist. land If
he's so lazy that he always tries to
avoid it 1t will find him So what's
the differenceY = Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
a Simple Get rich quick Scheme.

Take 100000 cats and get rich
quick This is the advice of the Liberte
of Paris to it's readers. The prescrip-
ton is quite simple. A million cats
will supply you with 100000 kittens
a year. The skins are worth little
o ar % cents each, so there you have
a daily gross revenue of about $4,000.
To skin the cats you will have to en-
ploy 100 men, who will charge you So
per fifty cats. Your net revenue will
thus be reduced to about $4,000 day.
1t should cost you nothing to feed your
cats. Start a rattery. Rats breed four
times as fast as cats, so the cats can
have daily diet of four rats apiece,
which is ample. To feed the rats is
perfectly simple. Give them the skin
ned cats. One cat will be ample for
four rats. The scheme works out sim
ply and automatically. The cats eat
the rats, the rats eat the cats, and you
have the skins.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
A EriahtfuI Thought.

Mrs. Wayback ton first ocean voy-
age)-John. just beard man say that
If this boat was put up on end it would
be higher than the Washington monu
ment If they're going to do anything
like that we'd better get right off,
Puck.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Squeal and Bark.

Nothing lost here but the squeal,"
declared the pork packer. Are you as
economical in conducting your bust
nesS?"
"Just about" answered the visitor.
I'm in the lumber business. We
waste nothing but the bark Louis
vile Courier-J ournal
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Not What He Expected.

Darling" he murmured. whatever
induced you to care for a fellow like
me?"
II really don't know, George" she
replied "Pa has threatened to send
me to brain specialist. "-Roston
Transcript.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
His Only Worry.

Graphter-l've got my hooks out for
a swell political office. big salary and
all that. Jenkins-Do you think you
can fill it? Graphter-Never thought
of that. What's worrying me is wheth
er I'll be able to get it.-Philadelphia
Ledger
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Ii ell.

whats that racket down there?'
shouted the old gentleman from the
head Of the stairs.
Il think" promptly replied his
daughter. that it was Bob dropping
his voice when he proposed to me-
Detroit Free Press.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Reassurinu Him.

But said the absolutely bald old
party. 'can | be assured that this
horse is quite gentle?''
MY dear sir" replied the tricky
dealer. "he wouldn't hurt a hair of
your head Catholic Standard and
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Old Time WINNERS.

In the city Of London at the time of
King John every vintner was required
sci with pegs marking the different
quantities sold
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
The Cure.

"Alas, am biindr walled Love.
why don't you consult a doctor?"
asked Experience. Il know e famous
specialist who could cure you"
What is bis name?' asked Love-
Marriage" replied Experience
Philadelphia Record
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
womanii

era wford- How did your wife come
to buy you all those suSpenders? Grab
shawl think she wanted the pretty
boxes they came in Judge.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
be eighties aud Iattr Joined
e Sss.a1NHePt'9H

DEP !Aahla had 6% dha MxAh 'hikfhead
day or night. Anything That concern-
ed his precious batting average was
meat and drink to him. 1t made No
difference how many fly balls he drop
ped or let get by him as long as he
landed two or three safe ones during
game.
Bats were a mania with Browning.
and whenever he could pick up a club
which suited him it was added 10 bis
enormous collection. So many were
gathered at various points on some OF
his trips that he sometimes was forced
to pay excess baggage on the prizes.
According to Van Haltren. it was
Browning who introduced the habit OF
rubbing down a bat with tobacco juice
which custom is followed TO this day
by many of the players. The idea is
to rOughen the surface of the stick
and prevent so many fouls slipping of
one side or the other
Browning. who was a great user OF
the weed used to polish down his
sticks in this way without any appar
ent reason until be comnlenced to be
l1eve that it made ii difference with his
hitting. and after that no wagon tongue
of his ever escaped Il coating Of the OBJ
noxiouS fluid.
Other players took it up in the hope
OF emulating. Browning. and now it is
a common custom throughout the coun-
try.
When Pete retired from the game
all the bats. relics of former DAYS
were still in his possession. In order
to keep them always ia his sight Pete
had them turned down to a uniform
size and used them as posts for the
baluster in his house
To the day of his death they remain
ed the most valued of his possessions
New York World
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
ConiunaI Amenities.

Shell was q fool when | married
NO. l am not. He-Then you should
be thankful to me for reforming you
London Tit-Bits.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Time to Wake Up.

GAINESVILLE and Superior have adopted
the commission form Of government and
it is time for Watertown to wake I'D.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
Then He Went Home,

He-I dreamed of you last night. Do
you ever dream of me? She suppress
ing a yawnl-No. but I'd like to very
| much.-Detroit Free Press.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26

We must carefully distinguish be
tween the absence of tact and the pres
ence of principle.-John Davidson.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26

Everything we endure patiently Is q
key to something beautiful we could
never enter otherwise
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26

comes from doing our level best every
day.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26

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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1912-01-26
R0WNl!INGis Bats:

Served the Old Slugger After
He ouitibssebaii.i 's3diii,A
he oldest and upst eccentric
baseball has ever produced
PetanBr6Wning. the famous
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
Observation-Disclosures
! MOUND CITY
s.sssxssss1sx..sx.sxsssssys

Miss Martha Capoot is quite Ill at
ne home Of her grandparents Mr..
and Mrs. James Capoot, East First
and Hight street,
b. w, Parman returned home Mon
day from Padlcah, where he had
spent week with his son John Park
nan and family,
t. II. f. Smith Of Carbondalc win
address the Modern Woodmen of
America in the Odd Fellows Hall
Wednesday evening. His subject
viii be the new rates All Woodmen
Of the county are invited to attend
L. A. Swisshelm, superintendent
Of the Portsmouth Veneer and Panel
Co.'S plant in this city left Monday
to confer with the officials at the
head office of the company at Ports
Mouth, Ohio
Messrs. and Mesdamcs John Read,
w. A. Dougherty. c. l., Rev and
-i2orge L. Martin, Mrs, L, A. Swiss
helm, Mrs, c. L. Richey, Miss Hattie
q. Hawley, Rev NJ. B. Baker, j. u,
3lankenship, Ernest Mhitsett and b,
w. Parkman, attended the evange-
iistic services at the NJ, E. church at
Mounds Monday evening.
Mrs. Ben Blum left Monday even
'ng Tor Paducah where she will visit
relatives.
Mrs. George E. Martin and Mrs.
William Mertz are preparing a pro-
gram for a musicale which they will
give Saturday, March 20, at the
home Of Mrs Martin.
The interest deepens in the revival
nesting meeting at the Methodist
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12

Episcopal church in Mounds. Sunday
was Il great day. Thee evangelist,
Mr.. Martin, remarked at the Sunday
Sche | that they would ere long need
now house to accommodate the
CONGREGATION. A splendid cong-cga-
ton was in attendance andN listened
to helrful sermon at l0:f5 o'clock
a. m. At 2:30 p, m. all excellent
children's r~-cting was conducted by
the Junior superintendent Mrs.
Charles Strat ION ana Mrs. o. A. Sell
by. All tho juniors about so In
number pledged for the Christian
life. At 5 O'Clock the Evangelist adj
dressed the women. There was a
large audience and they all enjoyed
the meeting. At the evening service
the vacant spaces were filled with
extra chairs, many people stood up
and several were turned away. Con-
versions and additions to the church
followed a fine program. The sing
ing, under the leadership of Prof
Lear, is a strong feature Of the SER
vices.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
NEVER ANY INDIGESTION, DYSPEPSIA
OR SICK, Classy, UPSET STOMACH.

in bowels, tenderness In the pit Of
stomach, bad taste in mouth, consti-
patton, pain In limbs. sleeplessness,
belching of gas, biliousness, sick
headache. nervousness, dizziness or
many other similar symptoms.
If your appetite is tickle and moth
ing tempts you, or you belch gas, or
If you feel blpatedf after eating. or
your food lies like a lumpof lead on
your stomach, you can make up your
mind that at the bottom of all this
there is but one cause--fermentation
of undigested food.
Prove to yourself In five minutes
that your stomach is as good as any.
that there is nothing really wrong.
Stop this fermentation and begin eat
ing what you want without fear OF
discomfort or misery NJ
Almost instant -clief is waiting 70,
you. 1t is merely a matter Of how
socu you take little Diapepsln.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
VOTE YES" TODAY.
Real Estate Transfer.

Miller Gooden to Laura Stevens
warranty deed, lot "a, block IS, city
of Cairo Consideration So.
Lewis Wick ct ux to George W
Wick, warranty deed, nc of NV and
I u acres off of east side NV of NV
section 2, township IA, range .. Ca
sideration s165.
Anna Whitaker to Clede Wick.
warranty deed, ne of NV and 7ls
acres off of cast side of W of NV sec
tion ?. township IA, range 2, sw OF
sw and west half of Sc of sw tUnion
county,, section 35, township 10,
range 2. Consideration $3.50.
Ida NJ. Whitaker and husbal d
to Clede Wick, warranty deed. san r
property as above. Consideration
$3.50.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
Your 0ut-of- Order Stomach Feel:
fine five minutes after taking a
little Diarcpsin.

Take your sour, out-of-order stom-
ach--or maybe you call IL Indiges-
tion. Dyspepsia, Gastritis or Catarrh
of Stomach: it doesn't matter--take
your stomach trouble right with you
to your Pharmacist and ask him to
oren 50-ccnt case OF Pape's Dia-
p2psin and let you eat one 22-grain
Triangule and see II within five min
utes there is left any trace of your
former misery,
The correct name for your trouble
is Food Fermentation---food souring;
the Digestive organs become weak,
there is lack Of gastric juice; your
fcod is only half digcsted, and you
become affected with loss OF appetite,
pressure. aud fullness after eating,
nausea, heartburn, gripping
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
HANDICAPPED.
This is the Case With Many Cairo
People.

Too many Cairo citizens are
handicapped with bad backs. The
unceasing pain causes CONSTANT mis-
cry making work burden and
stopping or lifting an impoSslbilitv.
The back aches at night preventing
refreshing restand in the morning is
stiff and lame. Plasters and lini-
ments may give relief but cannot
reach the cause To eliminate the
pains and aches you must cure
kidneys.
Doan's kidney Pills are for sick
kidneys-thousands testify to their
merit. Can you doubt Cairo evil
dence?
Mrs ]. A. Nickles, 2S16 Com
mercial Ave, Cairo, ILL.,. says:
About four years ago suffered
from kidney complaint and my back
was SO stiff and lame that l could
hardly turn in bed. | also had a
constant backache and though
was treated by physician and took
much medicine, did not find relief
Finally somebody told me to try
Doan's Kidney Pills, and i procured
a box at Schulz & Sons Drug store.
/ never thought a medicine could
act so quickly. The second day
after l began using Doan's Kidney
Pills, the backacho disappeared and
! felt better in every way j coai1
sider Doan's Kidney Pills to be a
fine kidney medicine"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States. ,
Remember the name-Doan's-
take no other.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
CHAPTER XIV.

"You Never Saw Me In Black
"Oh!" she gasped family,
That was all she said at first. her
big blue eyes wide distended, her
white-gloved wrists eurving above the
chair.arn,s as though to rise. Easy
TO see she was comr.ately tioored ut
reeing me. III
And as It was her move, just sat
kind Of grinning. you know. and hold
ing her tight with my monocle.
N Then her mouth twitched bit;
next her head went up and heard
again that delicious birdlike carol OF
a laugh. Her eyes came to rest upon
the hat In my hand. had slipped
my Harvard band around 1t, remem.
bering the admiration she had ex-
pressed for our colors.
oh" she said again, and she
looked at me hesitatingiy. "Mr. Jones,
10 It motor Is 1t"
chuckled. "Mr. Smith. you know"
said. Mr. Smith, of course"
And then just went on chuckling,
for ! thought 1t SO devilish clever OF
her, SO humorous And just then
thought Of a dashed good repartee:
"Months-so many months. you
know. since We met!" And I thought
it delightful the way she puckered her
lovely little forehead and looked me
over. But she just looked 30 devilish
enticirg. ! couldn't keep 1t UP my
self. leaned nearer and spoke be-
hind my hat, trying to look the love
felt.
Didn't expect to see mo, did your"
She looked at me oddly and bit her
lip. But her eyes were dancing and
the delicious dimple In her cheek
twitched on the verge OF laughter.
She shook her head. &..4
Indeed did not" And again came
that odd look In her face as though
she were studying, kind OF baking,
don't you know BY Jove, she was
perfectly dazzling!
my dearest!' slipped softly from
me as held the hat.
She stared. Then once more that
canary peal OF merriment.
"Oh, dear!" Then her face sobered
and she almost pouted. Now, you
musn't-please, really--it gets so tire
some. Don't you American, or rather.
you Harvard men, ever talk anything
to a girl but love? Why, It's absurd"
She smiled, but her lashes dropped
reproof. BY Jove, was taken back a
little! Evidently she was piqued with
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
DANES AID IN
PAYING DEBTS
OF EXPLORER
Counhymen Start Subscription to
Pay $4,000 Owed by Pole
Discoverer Amundsen

Christiana, Norway, March IL
Capt. Amundsen's debts, on account
of his south polar expedition.
announced to 10000 kronens, an
proximately $4,000. A special COM
mittee has been organized to get
subscriptions for this amount, so as
to cable Amundsen at Hobart that
his debts had been paid. Later n
national subscription for the benefit
of the explorer will be opened.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12

simultaneously with the har en-
ing of the campaign for the passage
II a bond issue for a new city hall
that will add much to the beauties
II the city, comes the announcement
that bids for large addition to the
Halliday building have been opened
md the contract let
The addition of buildings, such rs
ne Halliday building, to a city, does
7uch toward identifying it. with
new and beautiful city hail. sttt
: is depicted on the first page Of
The Bulletin, and the big and beau
.ful office and business BUILDINGS,
afro will take the place it sho iii
lmong the cities of Illinois.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
VOTE YES" TODAY.
NEW INDICTMENT IS
RETURNED AGAINST
MRS. VERMILYA

Chicago March 11.-Mrs. Louise
Nermilya today was indicted for the
murder by poisoning of Richard p.
Smith, a collector, employed by the
illinois Central, March II, 1911.
The return Of the true bill from the
grand jury room stopped a pralinf-
mary hearing on a warrant, charg-
ing Mrs Vermilya with the same GF-
Tense, The woman has been In Jail
severaE months and number OF
other deaths OF those near to her
have been investigated.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
"Our Personal Guarantee
TO all Skin Sufferers"
HERMAN {. SCHUH

We have been In business In this town
for some time. and we are looking to
build up trade by always advising our
patrons right.
So when We tell you that we have
found the eczema remedy and that we
stand back or IT with the manufacturer s.
iron clad guarantee backed by ourselves
you can depend upon II that we give our
advice not in order to sell few bottles
of medicine to skin sufferers, but be-
cause we know how II will help our
business II we help our patrons.
We keen in stock and sell, all the we'll
known skin remedies. But we will saw
this: II you are suffering from any
kind of skin trouble. eczema psoriasis
rash or letter, we want you to try full
size bottle of ID, u. ID. Prescription
And. If it does not do the work. this
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12
VOTE YES" TODAY.
CHINAMAN ARRESTED
ON SUSPICION OF
BEING BANK ROBBER

Tacoma, Wash, March 11.--4Wong
Sue Chong, of Victoria, b. C., hes
been arrested with s4,750 in his
possession, believed to be part of
the S271, 900 stolen from the Bark
Of Montreal at New Westminster,
last September. The Chinaman had
been gambling recklessly and did not
remember how much OF the mone",
believed to have been divided by
the Cinnamon, who had discovered
its hiding place, originally came into
his hands. or the money stolen
from the bank s19,750 has been re-
covered.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-03-12

The ignorance of the voter, or
-ather the belief in the ignorance of
the voter. is never better shown.
han at the time of filing petitiG Is
for primary elections. The can T.
dates always fight for the first place
= n the ballot. This is because they
believe that many voters will choose
the first name rather than read the
others and that they may think the
first name is the only one they have
TO mark.
z On the ether hand there is always
4 fight for the last place This also
Is indicative of the belief in the
Ignorance of the voter. The same
mode of reasoning applies to the
last place as to the first place.
Therefore, Mr.. Voter, be careful
whom you vote for The man in the
middle may be a much better MAJ
than the man at the top or the man
ct the bottom.