Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-12-20
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Naryrisht. 1911. BY North American Press
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cAUGHT on THN FI.Y.

NHtyrtsht. 1911. by North American Press
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CAUGHT ON THE FLY.
Pie census shows that there are 1885,
~ idiots in this country. not includ-
iAs those who smoke cigarettes in tele-
$acne booths.
*Fcaking OF dogs of war, Hon. Fe-
AK Frankfurtcr has just been APP
fosntcd TO II position in the military
department.
Al auctioneer will he the next lord
razor of london. II evidently takes
4 NAN with a voice to hold that job.
f.at IT the new baseball union has
three strikes will it be out?
oTe candidate for congress i'm Mich
sgah swears that he has spent only So
during his campaign. but SIS is Il lot
sf money to spend for some offices.
JshA2inE by tho price of Il Sirloin
steak y must take "A small. fortune to
buy a Whole cow these days.
According to birth statistics there
~ also Il bumper crop of Adams APP
pies this wear.
seems that President Madero
x:a"fiid have stuck t" his doctOring.
IRE theatrical managers always Mold
hack until after election and then they
send All tllei. shows out just the anne
40 GlattcY who is elected.
THs. NicaraguanS have promised to
be good. but a Nicaraguar's idea OF
being good would land him i'm Jail any
~hcrc in the United States.
Tho steel trust reports an era Of
great prosperity. 1t certainly takes a
trust to find out when prosperity is
lurking round
iiesri Lott says he is pleased with
tNe freshness Of American women. Let
u he hoped he means what nc ought
to mean.
While the Greeks are calling for VOL
Antt.t.l: why 1a thr nNAra,lNnr, rr thu
Greek letter fraternities hang back?
General Grants picture will be on
tt'- $4,000 bills. but those desiring to
iamiiiarize Themselves With the gem
erats features can buy "a Autograph
Miscs cheaper" than that.
Joe Cannon's old auto has been sold
" Washington for $500. All his ma
crimes seem to have gone to the, bad.
New York policeman has been shot
by mistake for IL holdup man. Rather
q natural mistake, after all.
the trouble with these Mexican rev.
Aiitions is that they are not revolving
IN the Same direction.
Turkey is up against r%our5kings, and
Turkey holds i; punk hand to bluff
Nll.
Three alfalfa crops i'm California this
year rncasiEg real alfalfa, not whisk-
erS.
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The bakili baxouk is a warrior bold.
y niood-thitsty young Turkish blade.
we are told.
His looks are fcrocious. He carries a
A long crooked ore. when he wants
to take life.
Ae breatiies fire and smoke. but itsis
Il safe bet
The fire and smoke, come from his
Turk cigarette.
Hes always the first to be sent to the
front.
Hes always right there with the
hair-raising stunt.
SUI VIC always hear when the battles
hog ur.
They've got the gay bashi ba.ouks
on the run.
When battles are lost aud it's time
for rcbuke:.
They lay all the blame on the bashi
baxoulxs.
Tho bashi. bazouls liz a fierce LOOKING
His rsustache curls up on the Kaiser
Bili plan.
He struts n he snorts. and le threat
ems and scOwls.
And scares all the children and
SlOrses and folws.
Hnt nc. can't scare armies or mon in
tile field.
When sfiUh+irr ro
est 70 xsnid se,s not he Is quick
He maker ', wa,
.fra,. e.. Mal on women n chill
gnt i, = : ratn ,,...,
iakc FLIGHT oaeetc 'ies apt to
His WAYS Easrs n,,+,
rough,
Ana be always gets lots OF newspa-
But when any hatt,a !. -.
They ian ii, the h,a a es ~ On IA : luke;