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The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
HOW TO LIVE ONE HUNDREr
YEARS.

1 expect to live one hundred years.
It Is very simple when you know
how.
1. Keep clean. All disease is caused
by neutrality-suspicious. inter
mel.
2. Drink nearly a gallon Of fluid In
a day-pure water and milk are best
8. Do not eat more than two meals
a day Of wholesome food. Overeat
ing kills mor people than tuberculo
sis and pneumonia combined.
4. Let all the food remain in the
mouth twice as long as most persons
do. If you don't 1t will be worse than
wasted.
8. Sleep winter and summer with
the head Of your bed nnder an open
window-Eugene Brewer.
Household Hlnts.-Hot biscuits gen.
erously buttered and spread with jelly
are delicious served with game.
A brick makes an excellent rest for
the fat iron, as It holds the heat
Dried lemon peel sprinkled over
Goals will destroy any disagreeable
odor in the house.
An emergency menu, or several Of
them. are most valuable additions to
any housekeeper's outfit. Then when
unexpected company drops in, a meal
all planned and materials all at hand
make life a poem.
One of the very best remedies for CON
stipation and inactive liver is butter
milk. Drink a glass every morning
before breakfast.
When It is necessary to keep ice In
a sickroom, place a flannel cloth over
a bowl and tie 1t securely. Lay the
ice IN the flannel and cover with an
other piece. The drip will fall into
the bowl and the ice will last for sew
eral hours.
Apples and grape fruit are the arts
tocrats Of fruits.
An ~unsweetened glass OF lemonade
Is a splendid liver tonic, taken on re-
firing.
When preparing rice, cook enough
TO be used in several dishes It viii
keep and save the time and fuel.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Frank Z. Cobb used to be a reporter
IN Detroit and knew intimately a for
mer governor OF the state OF Michi-
gan, who was renowned among other
things for his ability as a free-hapd
swearer.
One night Cobb was dining with
the ex-governor and his family. A
messenger came IN to tell the host
that n Of his pet political schemes
had Just ben defeated through the
bungllng Of a lieutenant. The old
man ripped out a string Of dark blue
ones.
Nov, pa" said his wife, you prom
ised me you would quite cursing."
Marie" said the ex-governor, I'm
not cussing-this is Just the way
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Saturday Even
Ing Post.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Helpful hints for the housewife are
always welcome. Short cuts in house
keeping do not mean slip-shod WORK.
Remember to have tho pipes and
hues Of the furnace we'll cleaned be-
fore housekeeping commences, as
much dust is lodged in them.
Begin with the attic, airing All
clothes and looking over boxes during
the cold days, before the warm days
Of spring. when the sun and air Is
needed for clothing In closets.
Don't keep house without several
wooden spoons, the small paddle
shaped kind. They are so satisfac-
tory for stirring, as the handles never
get bot, and If they are long enough
viii not be lost In the boiling hot mix
ture, If you chance to let go Of the
handle an instant. 3
The small brushes that can be pur-
chased in some places at two cents
each are so handy to scrub potatoes
and celery, also to clean the crater.
Have two OF three on hand for serv-
ice.
Let any young mOlhef beware VI
"the paciner," so-called; do not har-
Dor It if you love your child. They
cause ~adenoids, mouth breathing, and
distort the tooth.
When the first green grass appears
in the spring is the time to bleach
yellow linen. handkerchief and IN
derwear that has become yellow.
Pink dresses that have become
faded may have their glory returned
by using dark red paper, a piece a
foot square, in the rinse water. Strain
and use as one does blueing water.
and add a little of the color to the
starch. When dry, the gown will be
as rosy as ever, and will wash once
without losing the color.
Put silver pieces that are hard to
clean, because Of carving, into soapy
water in an aluminium kettle and boil
for a short while. They will come Out
bright and shining.
Be careful never to leave rubber
straps or n article Of rubber neal
or touching silver, as it causes 1t t.
corrode.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
usEs 81 R~uTrERMILK.

-
Buttermilk, according to some au-
thorities, is the cure-all for nearly all
diseases. 1t is certainly a wholesome
drink and is agreeable to most pa!
ates.
Buttermllk Ple.-To a cupful Of but
termilk add two tablespoonful Of
flour and half a cupful Of sugar; mix
the -four and sugar together, add a
beaten egg and a havoring OF lemon
extract Bake In a crust without a
owe
auttermlIk Sweet cake.-Add a
tablespoonful Of molasses to a cup Of
buttermilk, a teaspoonful Of soda and
three tablespoonfuls of melted lard.
Beat an egg and add to the mixture,
with spices to taste and flour enough
to make a soft dough. Bake in Q loaf
and cover with a brown sugar FROST
ing.
Steamed Brown Bread.-Take a cup
full each Of rye meal, Indian meal and
graham -four. two cupfuls Of butter
milk. three quarters Of a teaspoon OF
soda, one teaspoonful Of salt and
III EI-AM4A AgAo Va q GUY Va hARAL"NA
Mix all ingredients together, pour into
buttered baking powder cans and
steam for three hours. Dry off In
the oven. removing the covers from
the cans.
Corn Muffns-Put two oupfuls Of
cornmeal into a basin, add a cupful OF
-four, half a cup of sugar, two table-
%spoonfuls Of melted butter and ont'
beaten egg. Add two cupfuls Of but
termilk, in which a teaspoon Of soda
has been dissolved. Mix and put into
muffin pans to bake
Johnny cake.-Take two cups OF
buttermllk. one cup Of cornmeal, one
cup Of -four. one-half cup OF
sugar. two teaspoonfuls Of soda
and half a teaspoonful Of salt. Add
the milk to the meal and soak for an
hour; add sugar, soda and salt, mix
with the -four and pour out IN a shall
low creased baking pan. Bake Ia a
quick oven
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

cor told me 60 60 10 q hospital. / did
not ike that idea very well, so. when !
saw your advertisement in a paper, I
wrote 20 you for advice, and have done as
you told me. I have taken Lydia b.
Pinkbam's Vegetable Compound and
liver Pills, and now I have my health.
elf sick and niling women would only
know enough to take your medicine, they
would getr relief. % Mrs. BENZ. b. STAINS
Berry. Route 6. Boa t8, Upper S~andusky,
Ohio.
~ you have mysterious pains, irregu-
larity, backachs, extreme nervousness,
inflammation. liberation or displace-
ment don't wait too long, but try Lydia
-. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound now.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, has been the Standard remedy
for female ills, and such unq~uestionable
testimony as the above proves the value
II this famous remedy and should give
every n confidence.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Senator Davis, in an interview at
Ozark, derided good humoredly the
.aristocratic p%retentions that too many
Americans, as soon az they get rich
assume.
Its hard to be e%ristocratic in a
democracy like this" said Senator Da-
Wis. We've got no criterion, no meas
ure, and hence, as ~aristocrats, we new
er can tell where we stand.
Mrs. Dash Is no longer in our
set, a woman once said at a tea.
Eyes, so I understand said an
other woman.
Eyes. went on the first woman.
with a naughty sheer; yes, she
dropped out some time ago.
rs that so2 said the other. I
was under he impression that she
climbed out"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

XIII Sharks for Their Liver.
sharp-spearing IS a profitable indus
try in Malaysia, though extended by
an element OF danger and no end OF
excitement. The chief value Of the
FISH Is It's liver which yields an oil
that is refined in Europe and sold as
cod-liver oil. In October the ocean
sharks come into the lagoon, between
the barrier reef and the atolls, to
pair. At this time they can be
speared in large numbers BY people
skilled in catching them There are
several species OF these sharks and
they ordinarily run from seven TO IT,
teen feet IN length. The liver Of q
sharE OF this size gives about i've
gallons Of oil. The OH brings S7S q
ton. The sharks r found IN pairs
and the harpooners try TO KIN the
male FIRST Ia which case they are
able 70 also spear the female. as e
does not del ert 80 mate.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
FlrIplnOs Dislike Autos.

The reckless and insolent automo-
bllist is hated the world over. In the
Philippines, where most Of the auto
mobilists are foreigners, and where
the natives have been used to lolter
comfortably in the roads after tho
fashion OF easy going southern ooun-
tries, the automobiles have long been
a grievance, and, failing to secure eff
fective regulation, the Fliplnos have
adopted the practice Of rolling big
boulders into the roadway as a hint
not to turn corners at a brealneck
speed.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

His companions bert over him with
pitiful earnestness, and stared be-
s%eechingly into his waxen features.
Again came the hutter of the eyelids.
but 3his lime his win mastered ap-
preaching death. Ills lips weakly strug-
gled to execute his last command, and
the friends bent closer to hear the fall
tering whisper. Il anyone? Yes
er-I know. Go to Milly. Tell her
er-I died with-her name on-my
lips; that I-er-have loved-her-her
alone-er-always AID Bessie-tell
-er-tell Bessie the same thing
London Weekly Telegraph.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Owens-say, lend me a hveii. old
man.
Bowens-If you'd save your own
money you wouldn't have to borrow
from your friends.
Owens-But it's because / want to
save my own money that 1 borrow
from my friends.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
&c wEDDINa ANNLvEaaARY.

On ones wedding anniversary Is a
good occasion to entertain the choice
Officially.
"Blinks Is a very selfish man There
was only one time 10 his life when be
showed an attachment for any one
but himself"
when was thatl"
when be was serving 6 term as
sheriff
friends, a time 70 return the hospital
ity Of friends.
The first year Is the paper %anniyer-
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

keeping. I was not
feeling we'll and
could hardly drag
myself along. ] had
such tired feelings,
my back ached, my
sides ached, I had
bladder trouble NV
fully bad, and / could
not eat or sleep. Ihad
headaches, too, and
became almosta ner
rroirr wsrori Nv doc
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Cohen, the clothier, followed a GUS
toner out to his buggy.
Dots a pretty fine horse you are
driving" he commented a%pprovingly.
yes, he's a good one"
How much would you sell him for2'
"Seventy-five dollars"
"Mein Gottl Is he silk linedY'-
Everybody's.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
Very Improper.

Howell-Why is It that Harvard
doesn't want to play Carlisle again9
POWELL believe the Cambridge
boys caught the Indians doing some
thing redhanded.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
Nc IdeaI

Mother-When he went to kiss you.
why didn't you call me?
Daughter-Why, ma, / never Inn
aginsd that you wanted him to kiss
you.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Jim-Do you think Mamie is taller
than Susie?
Tim should say that she is just
about one rat taller.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

"He has no control ver his limbs"
"You wouldn't If you had had your
leg pulled as often as he has"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

YOU intend to be happy,
don't be foolish enough to wait
for a just cause.
'Tis looking down that makes one dizzy,
Browning.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Knicker-Did your wife hear a bur
glary in the cellRr2
Bocker-No, she heard a burglar
cite in the cellarette.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
Why Should a Chicken
Lay a Soft-SheIIed Egg?

Because Willie the chicken don't know how to create a hndbdd egg niles
it has som food with lime in it
So cHeEgenses often provide limestone gravel broken oyster shells Of som
other form Of lime
Let the chicken wander free and it finds its own food and behaves smBg.
Shut it up and feed stuff lacking lime and the eggs are ohAIed
Let's step from chickens to human beings
Why is a child Backward and why does man or omn have nervous pros
habon or banhg9 There may be variety Of reasons but one thing is certain.
If the food is deficient in Phosphate Of Potash The gray matter in the nerve CEN
tres and brain cmt be rebuilt each day to make good the cells broken down BY the
activities Of yesterday
Phosphate Of Potash is the most important element Mature danap. to unit.
ALBUMIN and w@a to make gray matter
CmpeNuu food IS heavy in Phosphate Of Potash in dgehbe form
A chicken can't always select its 0vn food but a thoughtful maj can select suit
able food for his children vile and himself
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

It takes a man Of originality to pose
as a successful liar.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Hicks-They tell me that al the sim
gle foreign noblemen r very much
worried.
Dicks-Why so?
Hicks-So many American million
aires have lost their fortunes lately.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
YOUNG WIFE
SAVED FROM
HOSPITAL
Tells How Sick She Was And
What Saved Her From
An Operation.

Upper andusky, Ohio. p 2" Three years
ago I was married and went TO house
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Beginning a proper name with 2
small letter is a capital oifense.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Extreme Measures.
Il hand my husband the bills"
"Well?"
Then he foots them"
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

o SPEAK wisely may not all
ways be easy, but not to speak
81 requires only silence.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09

Our character is our will. for what we
will, we are. Archbishop Manning.
The Clovis news. [volume] (Clovis, N.M.) 1907-1929, 1912-05-09
Your Stove
''AIwaysR eadyfOr Company
BLACK SILK
STOVE

On your parlor stove. kitchen stove or gas stove.
Get n can from your hardware or stove dealer.
90 you do not find Il bffffr than any other stove
Doiish you have r5ev used bgprs. your dealer is
authorized TO refund your money. But we feel
sure you will agree with the AqNaaNdf Of ofher
mpto-date women who are now using Black
Silk Stove Polish and who say L Is the 'ban
arnn fnffrf eurr araRe
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MOTOR BOAT CROSSED ATLANTIC

Queenstown. Aug. '. Having weathered a succession of terrific gales anu breasted high seas, the 35- foot motor boat Detroit, Captain Thomas Fleming Day of New York. arrived here safely tonight from New Rochelle, N Y. The journey occu- pied nearly A days and constituted the second leg of the contemplated trip from Detroit, Mioh.. to St Peters burg
 The Detroit arrived with 200 gal Ions left from l,200 aboard when she started
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F. o. E. CONVENTION.

Cleveland, Ohio, Aug. 7-Spirited election contests are promised at to- morrow's session of the Grand Aerie og Eagles. Eight candidates are out for the four places Of trusteeship. w L. Grayson. candidate for chaplain Is among those who have clear field
 The aerie today condemned rail roads for not giving members lower rates to this meeting. The next place of meeting was left to the decision oi the president and trustees. Members gave parade and witnessed profes- sional automobile races today.
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EXCESSIVE PRESERVATION.
Guaranteed Relief From It's unpIeas antness in the Use of RexaI Nice.

0udi dHACSu nCHCF FTOH US OHpiedS
 antness in the Use of Rexall Nice.
 We guarantee that Rexall Nice nol only will help relieve you from the unpleasantness of bodily odors, ot which perspiration, for example, is one of the most frequent causes, but that it's use will impart to the skin a delightful and lasting delicate odor.
 Rexall Nice is an exquisite comfor. to woman and man who aim at the perfect personal cleanliness that is apparent to the senses as well as the eyes of those with whom they come in contact It is especially designed for people by whom perfect personal cleanliness is desired That Rexall Nice will please is guaranteed by us and should 1t fail to meet your ex. pectations We will gladly give back your money Price 20 cents. Sold in this city only at R. C. Morris Drug Co., SOP Central Ave. Phone 242. and The Public Drug Co. corner Ouachita Ave. and Market St. Phone 665 The Rexall stores.
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PROBE TOBACCO SALES.

New York. Aug. LA commission of three senators and three members of the house to investigate conditions under which foreign governments buy American grown tobacco was author ized in bill passed today by the sen ate. The measure, introduced by Sen ator Martin. would authorize the4com- mission to determine whether there is an understanding between foreign governments through which they at tempt to depress the price of Ameri- can tobacco.
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SHOW WINDOW DREssERs.

Chicago Aug. 7.-America has taught Europe the art of successful show window dressing and has revo. lutionlzed that mode of advertising on the continent, said Edward N. Goldsman, head window dresser for a London merchant, in an address before the annual meeting of the Ma tional Association of Window Trim mers of America here today. The as- sociation elected Morten Hoffstadt, of Knoxville, Tenn, president.
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EXPENSIVE BOTH WAYS.

Washington, Aug. When the senate Lorlmer committee met toda, to foot up the expenditures of the second investigation of the election ot the former junior Illinois senator t found more than $10o,oo0 had been spent
 Each of the attorneys for the com H. Marble and John Healy-weTe awarded in the neigh borhood of $10,O00.
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FLOYD OSBORNE NOT ILL.

Canta Barbara Calc Aug. Mrs Isabel Strong sister of Lloyd Osborne the author, said today that her broth CT had not been indisposed and is as wei as usual A report from San Francisco last night said Mr Osborne, who Is stepson of Robert Louis Stevenson, was critically ill
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PEACE CONFERENCE DENIED.

Mexico City, Aug. 7.--Knowledge O any peace conference between Gen eral Pascual Orozco and Rafael Her nandez, minister of fomento, was de nied here tonight Hernandez declar. ed he made the trip northward to in. spect the irrigation of the Colorado river. He expects to visit the north ern part of Lower California and So- nora,
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eribable, is charged in complaint filed with the Louisiana board of health today. President Bowling, of the health board, ordered full in yestigation of the report. Dr. Dowl- ing condemned the present jail at Lake Charles as unsanitary some time ago and new prison is now being built there.
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suFFRAeETTE SENTENCED.
Mary Leigh Gets Five Years fo
 Wounding Redmond.


 Dublin, Aug. 7.Mary Leigh. the suffragette. who was tried today on the charge of wounding John r. Red mend, leader of the Irish parliament ary party with a hatchet she had thrown at Premier, Asquiths carriage on July IA. was sentenced to five years imprisonment.
 Glatys Evans, whose sentence was yesterday reserved, after she had been found guilty of setting fire on July IS. to the theater Royal here in which MT Asauith was supposed to speak, also was sentenced to a term of five years.
 Lizzie Baker, charged with being an aecomplice of Gladys Evans, plead, ed guilty and was sentenced to seven months imprisonment.
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MURDER TRIAL POSTPONED.

Winona. Miss Aug 7.--The third trial of Swinton Parmenter on the charge of murder in connection with the death of Jamie Sharp, near Louis- yille Miss. about two years ago, was postponed today on motion of the de- fense. which alleged that number of material witnesses were absent. The court granted continuance until Monday.
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ExPEL PRoGREsslvEs.

Louisville. Ky, Aug 7.-Kentucky republican state central committee to- day adopted a resolution reading all former republicans now turned pro- gressiyes out of the party A picture of Colonel Roosevelt was ordered re- moved from state headquarters.
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WEAVER WILL STAY.

Notice is hereby given to my friends and political supporters that I will re- main in the race for sheriff until the last hour of the voting rumors of withdrawals to the contrary notwith- standing. Deny for me any reports circulated that I will at any time withdraw. D. l.. WEAVER.
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HIGH RECORD BEEF PRICES.

Chicago. Aug. 7.-The highest price paid in Chicago for beef since the
 civil war was paid today. when eigh- teen head of cattle from Kansas and Illinois sold for $1025 a hundred pounds. Buyers say the higher prices are due to a scarcity of cattle, caused mainly by the drouth in the southwest and in western Canada in the last few years and the severe winter of laAl.
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One of the most common ailments that hard working people are afflicted with is lame back, Apply Chamber lain's Eminent twice day and mas sage the parts thoroughly at each application and you will get quick re- lief. For sale by all dealers.
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CRUELTY TO PRISONERS.

New Orleans. Aug. That more than fifty members of the Timber Workers Union, fin jail at Lake Charles on the charge of murder out of the Grasbow lumber mills riot. are confined in a room measuring thirty of forty feet, with an attendant condition of filth and hardship indis
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NEW WAR AERoPLANE.

Big Machine Successfully Completes
 Government Test
 Marble Head, Mass, Aug. "A new war aeroplane may play an im- portant part in the campaign maneu- vers in Connecticut.
 Lieutenants Kirkland and Arnold of the United States army, today asked Washington for permission to fly the new aeroplane from Marble Head to Bridgeport, Conn, to participate in the war game. The aeroplane today succeeded in overcoming the difficult quick climbing specifications in the governments new contract.
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CROSS BEATS o'RRIEN.

New York, Aug. 7-Leach Cross defeated Young Jack O'Brien, the Philadelphia lightweight, in close and fast ten round bout here tonight
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-03-29
HOMESTEAD BILL Is
PASSED ny THE HOUSE

WASHINGTON. ID. C.. March 90
The homestead bill as passed by IN,
house reduces the time required foI
proving up on all homestead entries
requiring a residence OF three years
Amendments adopted require proof
OF actual residence on the land of sew
en- months each year. and the con.
tsruction OF habitable house. and re-
lives the heirs OF n deceased entryman
Of residence In order to make final
proof. II now goes to conference. and
Il Is believed II will become n law
practically as passed by the house.