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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-30
A POLICEMAN
WAS INJURED
BY BURGLARS
While Officer Yingling Was
Subduing One Man, Sec
ond Robber Knocks Him
Out with Head Blow.
Continued from Page One.)

not get me anyhow. although 1t was a
close call" tells the following story Of
the neartragedy.
II was coming around the south
side Of the grocery trying doors, as
In my custom. when ] heard a noise at
the back OF the house. had heard the
noise three times before and deter
mined to make an investigation. On
other occasions a big black dog had
Jumped at me and drew my club and
made ready for him. As l came around
the corner OF the house. big man
with SLOUGH hat on. called out to me
to throw my hands up, pointing re-
volver at my head. He was about ten
feet away. ! thought l could beat
him to 1t, and lunged for him, striking
1t his hand with my mace. I hit it
and probably saved my life for the
gun went off and the bullet whistled
past my cheek. ! hit him again. He
threw his arm up to protect his head
and caught part Of the blow. but he
fell and l jumped him and tried to
wrestle the gun away.
vInslIrs orabs Gun.
II grabbed the gun and tried to
hold the cylinder with my left hand
and choke him with my right hand. He
got me though. pulling the trigger and
] felt the ball pass through my hand.
Then he called for help as I choked
him some more, and a little man. who
wore an overcoat came around at my
back and slugged me on the head and
that 10 all I know"
The police incline to the theory
that the crime was attempted by local
talent, the homemade tools carrying
out this theory. Both day and night
men worked last night trying to To-
cate the attempted assassions of Wing
ling. but without avail. Several sus-
picious characters are being closely
watched.
The attending physician states
Yingling Is in no immediate danger.
The wound in his head which was
thoroughly cleaned to prevent blood
poison from the gunpowder, is pain.
full but not dangerous. The wound on
his head will heal In a short time, the
doctor said.
Yinging Is being cared for at his
home, Is North Fifteenth street by his
wife and daughter. who were nearly
Frustrated when the officer was
brought home covered with blood.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-30
MINSTREL PROGRAM
Is ANNOUNCED

The program of the Jem Grove Lady
Ministries to be given at Pythian Tenn
pie next Monday night, April LIST. un-
der the auspices of Eden Degree team,
Daughters of Rebekah is announced as
follows:
Tambos-Benton Barlow Clarence
Turner, Rush Butler
Bones-Ralph Snaveley, Don Warfel,
Harry McMinn.
Interlocutor-Howar Messick.
Musical Director-kent Morse.
Ensemble-Miss Ruth James. Alice
Vogelsong, Ruby Crowell. Helen Ken
worthy, elizabeth Menke, Mrs. Bert
Schirmeyer
Program
l. Introductor Overture, Pink Lady"
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Company
2. No One Knows. ..............
............ Mrs. Bert Sohirmeyer
3. That's Harmony. Clarence Turner
4. Harbor of Love. .............
.............M Miss Alice Vogelsong
S. Lord Have Mercy on a Married
Man ................B Benton Barlow
s. My Hero ....... Miss Ruth James
Z. Chop House Rag. Ralph Snaveley
8. Finale Observation-Disclosures. Company
lntermiSsion.
Part H.
a. Bert Schirmeyer & Co.-The
Whandoodle Band"
b. Snaveley and McMinn-"Is He In?"
c. Butler and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Par Excellence.
d. The Millionaire Mirth Monopolist-
Barlow. Snaveley and Turner !;
Twenty Minutes in Laughland"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-30
LOCAL CANDIDATES
GIVEN INITIATION

Among the ninety-four candidates
fMho were admitted into the Shriners
at the Murat Temple at Indianapolis
Hast night were James F. Zeiders and
Phillip H. Worrall. Of this city. The
Isnajority Of the candidates. Of course.
twere from indianapolis. while the 9TH
kers were from almost every city in the
otate.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-30
WHAT Men WILL
WEAR THIS SPRING

= Mems spring suits are in beautiful
Scotches. tweeds and cassimeres in
purple and wine shades, London
Erays. peacock blues. Oxford blues
and browns. all this wealth Of new
weaves and colorings are combined
with the staple blues and grays in
0erEes and tweeds. and decidedly pref.
~ are certain English effects In
which . distinctive pattern IL produc-
cd BY two tones of the same color
blending into the design. Over GOO
0tyles In these new woolens at En-.
lmons' Tailoring Company. Fine suits
916. ele. so. 80 and up. Corner
ninth and Main.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-30

its opponents. is the patriotism which, |
in common parlance, pays" |
Pays by evolving a higher type of |
citizenship. a more exalted conviction |
of public duty.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-30

Take Notice! You are in
vited to see High Jumping,
Trick and Fancy Skating, by
Harrison Fry, at Coliseum.
Admission, 1Oc. 2s-st
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
JAPANESE PLUM VERY HARDY
VIII Grow on Almost Any Soil and Do
Not Need Particular coddIins-
Come On Early.

Plums OF the japanese variety are
popular with most growers, particu-
larly In the east, because they are
hardy and come on early. Many OF
these varieties are the earliest in the
market, and as they are always OF
good color, either cherry reds or
light yellows. they sell readily and
bring good prices.
They will grow we'll on almost any
kind OF decent soil. and do not need
TO be particularly coddled. although
they should have all the care that any
good fruit tree deserves.
These trees were planted four years
ago in soil from which pine scrub had
been grubbed only a few weeks be-
fore. The trees are bearing we'll and
show fine color and great vigor.
These Japanese plums differ from
the domestic varieties In that its
leaves are longer, thinner and smooth
or. and Il has n great tendency TO
produce lateral fruit buds on the an
nual growth. It's fruit is mostly short,
round and plump.
The Japanese plum is less liable to
injury from curculio and black knot
than the domestic variety. Mr.. Full.
lerton says that up TO this time his
trees have shown no signs of disease
or attack from insects of any kind.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
MAN WITH RIGHTEOUS KICK
Understood Chap Who Had Been I'm
posed Upon by Big, seefy cuss,
Airs His Crouch.

SAY" exploded the understood
chap, bustling into the room, isn't
this the kickery? / want to air my
crouch. ! contend that the little man
doesn't get fair shake People i'm
pose on him just because he can't help
himself. Take my case. I'm Ave feet
four, and slim accordingly. | got
into car that's nearly empty, pick
out n good seat, open my newspaper
and begin 10 read. In comes a big,
beefy cuss, with a lateral spread Of
two feet and half Does he pick out
a nice empty seat for himself? He
does not. He waddles down the aisls
till he sees me. There's my meat.
he says: he ain't big enough TO crowd
me- And he plants himself down by
me, jams me over against the end OF
the seat, brushes my arms against my
sides, blame him. and
You're all right, my friend inter
rupted the man at the desk. and
you've got real grievance. but you
are tackling the wrong department;
the Friend OF the People is in room
800"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

.EuNOTES&s3se

Trees that are we'll tended beautify
home.
Fertilize the orchard for next sea-
sons crop.
Plum trees should be pruned about
the same rs apple trees.
There Is no phase OF life that Is not
Influenced by good roads.
Gradually bring the hyacinth and
narcissus into the heat and light.
Provide for the future by planning
a small strawberry patch this spring.
Go over the fruit and vegetables In
the cellar, and throw out those decay
ing.
Unleached wood ashes are rich In
potash, varying from six to forty per
cent.
The earlier sweet peas are sown
the larger the number of flowers pro-
duced.
Nearly all varieties Of plums bear
better crops Of fruit when a number
OF varieties are growing near each
other.
Apple scab largely spreads about the
time OF the first. second, and third
sprayings.
When grass is permitted to r!pen Its
seed, It loses the largest part OF It's
nutritive value.
Applying raw rock phosphate to the
soil by mixing II with manure Is con-
sidered one of the best methods or ap-
plication.
The germs OF peatblight occasion
ally attack apricot trees. and the only
remedy Is to cut and burn the inject
ed parts.
Spraying has come to be one OF the
unacceptable tasks Of the agriculturist'
whatever his particular line OF pro
dactive enterprise.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
BAD BOY WHO STOLE LUNCH
Mother, Who 10 Touched by Kindness
Of Heart Shown by Son, Put
Straight by Teacher.

Here is a little story that Is vouch.
ed for In the East end.
A small boy appeared before his
mother one afternoon leading another
small boy by the hand. The stranger
was dirty and tattered and I'M
combed.
Mamma" said the petted child,
I've brought Jimmy here home with
me to get him somethin' TO eat. A
bad boy stole his lunch. an he's aw.
full hungry"
The mother wasn't at all pleased
with Jimmys appearance, but II graft
fled her to know that her son had a
kind heart.
you may take him to the kitchen,
Edward" she said. land Della will
give him what he wants"
The next day Edwards mother met
Edwards teacher.
NO doubt you were surprised" said
the teacher, because | sent that lit.
tie boy home with Edward. But Ed.
ward had taken the boys lunch and
eaten 1t, and l thought It only right
that he should make amends in that
way!"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
.af Injured by Leaf Miner.

methods OF control. Yet, re
S oi these facts. the damage &c
by insects Is growing heavier
wear. True. not all OF this
hrcycntable. but n large amount
bnay be- avoided by proper meth
sowing the seeds, cultivation,
and various other indirect as
direct remedies which affect
ec's themselves.
Itoha,yo Leaf Miner Is an In
hich ia considered easy TO con
fNc injury made by this insect
Snifes,cd by large irregular
appearing on the leaves
Iare a, first whitish. but later
J very dry and parchment-like
injured in this way are unfit
3apper purposes. as they tear
hsily.
h are two generations OF the
liner each year, the winter be-
jssed in the adult stage. the
hiding away In trash found
the tobacco barns.
horse or bull seems to be the
} food plant OF this insect, hence
Dds of this type should be kept
1.-The tobacco
hent cultivation OF the TO.
Istirring the soil up quite close
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
He Had Nothinu on Sandy.

4 Scotch gamekeeper who had been
left in charge of an estate was being
questioned by an English visitor. Are
there many deer on the placer" Hun
dreds. sir" Many hares?" Thou
sands, sir" We'll. now, are there
many gorillas?" asked the English.
man sarcast!cally. For a moment the
gamekeper hesitated, then he replied:
"Weel. sir. they - they come like
yersel, Just moo and then"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

severe pains through my back, could
hardly move. My limbs ached until
scarcely knew what was about.
and headaches and dizziness dis
tressed me. began using Doan's
Kidney Pills and was entirely re-
lieved. II is over two years since I
have had any kidney trouble to speak
Of"
when Your Back Is Lame, Remember
the Name-DOAN'S, 50c., all stores
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo. y. Y.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
ScRAPING BARK FROM TREES
In Case Of Ordinary reaIthy Tree
Treatment 10 Advocated by Penn
syIvanla Zooloolst.

AS to the advisability OF scraping
rough or shaggy bark from apple
trees. the state zoologist of Pennsyl.
vania has the following to say:
This depends upon the conditions
In general. advise such treatment,
especially for rough. scaly bark on
old trees: but II II be bark that has
been roughened by the Injurious nc.
ton OF soil sprays. or by burning
with fire or some other injury, I am
satisfied II would be wrong, because
this Ia the tender bark beneath Just
what scab OF IN animal Is to a sore
which II 10 protecting.
Therefore. II the bark beneath be
tender, so that II would be injured
by being scraped. II Is best not TO do
1t. In the case OF an ordinary healthy
tree II Is certainly best, but at injured
places, such as above mentioned, Il Ia
advisable to scrape gently, IL at all.
On an old tree one cannot apply
enough pressure with a short.handled
hoe or bark scraper to do any injury.
and this will remove many insect
pests. such as coddling moth. woolly
aphis and certain alternating crea
lures, and expose scale insects and
other pests to the action OF the wealth.
er. and OF the insecticides to be ap-
piled before the leaves appear.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Papa'a Consent.

She-Isn't it lovely? fapa con-
sents.
He-Does he. really?
She-Yes. He wanted 10 know who
you were, and told him you were
tape clerk at Scrimp & Co.'S, and he
seemed really pleased.
He-I am delighted.
She-Yes, and he said we could be
married just as soon as you were taken
into the firm.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
No Chance for Satan.

Two darkies were looking at a win
dow display of computing scales in
Evansville. Ind. One was explaining
TO the other how the scales work.
Il reckon" said the negro TO whom
the explanation was made. "dey won't
be no use er Satan tappin man on
de shoulder eff he was wukkin' benin
one er dem things!"-Saturday Even.
ing Post
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

raw spring months
They stop backache
and urinary disor,
ders. keep the kid
neys well and pre-
vent colds from set
Ting on the kidneys
Mrs. +. A. Bennett,
Johnson Ave, Los
Gatos. Cal, says: III
! took cold or over
worked, / had such
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Handy Flower Box.

placed In holes bored through
Ftom OF the top section, as
at c G G. To renew the water
tank without removing the top
a small metal pipe Is placed In
OF the box. as shown ut AA. A
iitale Is made by placing a cork
fire and allowing same to float
water in the tank. thus tell
Tho length OF wire extending
rough the tube. A. Just how
water is contained In the stor-
PIX. Plant food may also be fed
i'owers by making a solution Of
and placing II in the storage
The boa az shown may be made
Fntal, as well az useful
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
|ER BOX is MADE HANDY
Storage Tank Concealed un-
path Prevents Suffering From
Lack Of Water.

Flower box herewith illustrated
prevent the flowers from suffer
lack of water through neglect,
Pc Homestead. AS shown In
esiration the two lower figures
pc box in detail. the upper illus
shows he completed box. The
pa I. Iure OF the box Is q
ftoraA' tank concealed in the
Feci!on. The water is supplied
plants through cloth wlcss. or
F. as needed. The wicks are
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
His Mistake.

'He says he's unlucky. but really his
want OF success comes from one little
social mistake"
What was that?"
"He was not at home one day when
visitor called"
How was that a mistake"
1T happened to be opportunity that
knocked"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Sad Excuse.

They were twitting friend who
suffered, upon the fact that he had
never been married.
81 kn-kn-know. boys, that I've never
b-b-been married, but l was pre-pre
pretty near II once"
How was that?" the inquired.
We'll, you see, ask-ask-asked a
girl 10 hav-hav.have me, and she said
that shed rather be ex.eX-eXcused, and
I was such fo-fo.fool. l ex-exexcusec
her."
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Their Agreement.

Funny that both the prosecuting at
torney and the lawyer for the defense
in that case both wanted the judge TO
do the same thing"
What was that?"
"The prosecuting attorney wanted
the prisoner hung, and his own law
yer wanted suspended sentence"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
A Chaser.

The Inquisitive Old Woman-Guard
why did the train stop before we
came to the station.
The Guardian over n pig. mum.
The Inquisitive Old Woman-What,
was II on the line?
The Guard-No-oh. no: we chased
il up the embankment! - London
Sketch.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
EVERYDAY Life.

Mrs. D'Avnoo, at front window-0f-
ficer!
Policeman--Yes, ma'am. What's
wrong. ma'am?
Mrs. Demonstrating wrong; but
I wish you'd step into the kitchen and
tell the cook not to burn the meat.
as she did last night. I'm afraid to.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Tobacco Leaf Miner.

plants will bury the pupae SO
that the adult moths will be
70 reach the surface.
larvae may be destroyed in
ives by pinching them, and II
watch is kept they may be
led in this way before they
pnc much damage. The leaves
, be able TO recover from slight
Whereas II the larvae Is allowed
'inuc lis work. the leaves never
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
SPRAYER FOR SMALL TREES
Apparatus May BE Wheeled ALONG
Row Of Plants With Delivery
Pipe on Either Side.

The spraying apparatus shown in
the illustration may be wheeled
along a row OF plants or small trees
as desired. The top OF the tank Is
adapted to serve as a platform. The
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
The Celestial Way.

In China when subscriber rings up
the exchange the operator may be ex.
pected 10 ask:
What number does the honorable
son OF the moon and stars desIre?'
"Hohi. two-three."
Silence. Then the exchange re-
sumes:
"Will the honorable person gracious
ly forgive the inadequacies OF the
insignificant service and permit this
humble slave OF the wire 10 inform
him that the never-to be.sufIiciently-
csnsured line is busy?"-Wasp.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
In Ancient Rome.

First Roman Matron-What funny
looking costume on that woman! Did
you notice II, too?
Second Ditto-Yes. II comes from
come little barbarian hamlet out In
Caul that they call Paris.--Puck.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
,Twixt Satan and the Sea.

Doctor-You are in pretty bad
shape. You must stop going 10 those
cheap restaurants.
Patient-But. doctor, the prices az
the other places would make ME still
sicker
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
r ENEMIES OF TOBACCO
! pore by Pests Growing lars-
Zach Year Throughout tho
kountry-Easy to Control.

Emitted States produces approx
| GOO 900, 900 pounds OF tobacco
lear, but the farmers who grow
Iormous crop pay each year a
Siyjdcnd TO insect pests. The
I ~ serious tobacco pests is not
Ind most of them are subject
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

In this present world there is only
one thing which will content Il, and
that is music which signs for the
ideal.-Pascarel.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
In a Quandary.

us she a suffragette?'
"No. But she'd like TO be-"
"She'd like to be? Then why isn't
she?"
she can't make up her mind wheth-
err it's a Republican or q Democratic
vote she wants"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
A Better System.

Mrs. Crawford-Why don't you try
the new paper-bag cooking?
Mrs. Crabshaw-I would, dear, II I
thought 1t was as easy as getting the
meals In a paper bag at the delicates-
sen store.-Judge.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
IL II .
Sprayer.

delivery pipe has pair OF downward
ly projecting arms, each OF which is
provided with four nozzles. The de-
livery pipe may be swung to either
side OF the tank.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Closed Season.

"Your proposal comes too late"
"Then you have engaged yourself
to another?"
NO"
Then why not be engaged to me?"
1.-THE silly season is over now"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
A Thorn In the Flesh.

Mistress-So you've decided TO re-
main with me. Mary?
Maid-Yesm. A lady friend said
I'd better stay. She said | was TO
look upon you as my thorn and bear
It."
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
lonu Felt Want.

Knicker-Is Jones a mechanical
genius?
Bocker-Yes; he Is trying to invent
fuNace that will heat the janitor
last"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Backing Up.

"The rain was coming down In
sheets"
81 noticed II was bad in the bed Of
the street."
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

De Roads with newspaper)-Say
old, pal, 1t strikes me desc jokes err
bout our perfession is just worked [
death.
De Barns-Well, don't youse keer
so long as faint us wot's bein' work
ed { death.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put
up 40 years ago. They regulate and invig.
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar.
coated tiny granules.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
COLDS AND cHiLLs
BRING KIDNEY ILLS

Colds, chills and grip strain the kid
neys and start backache. urinary dis
orders and uric acid troubles. Doans
Kidney Pills are very useful in the
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

As a corrective for indigestion and rcSu
lator Of the system, no remedy can excel IL
purity and efficiency Garfield Tea.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

No, Alonzo. a girl isn't necessarily
an angel because she Is a high flyer.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05
Queer Trouble.

why has the oyster such O hard
road to travel?"
Sure enough; it's 6 shell road"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

Virtue may be its own reward. but
the reward isn't always legal tender
at the corner grocery.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

II often happens that when a man
knows his duty he tries 10 stave II
OIL ~ seeking advice.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

FARMS FOR RENT OR SALE on CROI
payments. J. MCLHALL Sioux City. Ia
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

II you arde poorer than your rela.
tons II is easy for you TO dodge them
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

PILES CrRED IN q TO Ia DAYS
You rlgglst wilI refund money IL PAZO ONT
MkEr fails "a any case OF Itching. BlBd.
Bleeding or Prutrudlng Piles IN 10 Ia days. 5gc-
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-04-05

Binks-What do you think OF your
automobile?
Winks-I don't care 10 express my
self. It's bad enough 10 be arrested
for speeding without being arrested
for profanity.