The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1912-03-28

The Richmond .Virginian announces
that in two weeks IL will publish a
sunday edition. But IL must be UNDER
stood that the denunciation OF all the
rest of us unregenerates who get out
Sunday papers still stands.-IndeX-Ap-
peal.
The reports from Carroll county
have reached the stage where this can
be relied on is attached &c some o.
them.-Ledger-D Dispatch.
You gotta quit kicking thc Virginia
Legislature around, espec ialfy when "a
has already gone in tie clOund-
Orange Observer.
Now that the North POLE .nd the
South Pole have been discovered, D. be
hooves our gardeners and truckerg 20
turn their attention 10 The be- lie
Virginia Citizen.
The Chinese Adversary RoarC OF the
new republic. composed Of Chang Tong
Sang Fong, WI Ting and Pong Wong.
ringing at night.-Abingdcn Virginian.
Solitude has fed shriekins from Oys-
ter Bay.-SusseN and Princess George
Herald.
seat Of Carroll was printed "Knsville"
in yesterdays Times Herald. But II
wasn't much of an erlos.-Times-
Herald.
In a Colorado town a baby was horn
the other day with four te,.h Next
thing YOU know its hat viii toe ~ the
Courier.
Instead OF being a candidate Nh.
Bryan Will be a delegate, in v hich ca
he can have more fun-Sandy Vale y
News.
The latest is a proposal 10 .nvesti-
81 a
turn out to be anything like investGat-
ing the innocent looking horseshoe
lying on the floor Of the blacksmith =
shop, il will be quickly DROPPED
Petersburg Progress.
Maud Muller with her lite rake.
VIII be a humping soon.
And tear up all the front Na-G avn
For plants that never bloom.
-Staunton Leader.
A Brooklyn man has been pro
nounced insane because he never
heard of Roosevelt-the which would
indicate that even insanity has It's
s.-VirginiaDPiot
The sincerity Of Mr.. Roosevelrs
demand that the people shall rule is
better understood when YOU remem-
Der that Mr.. Roosevelt is the people
Kansas City Journal.
It is reported that the packers
charged with conspiracy to restrain
trade have reached a tentative"
agreement in regard to tactics Per-
haps a tentacle agreement Courier
Journal.
The New York Herald predicts that
Mr.. Taft will be nominated on the first
ballot at Chicago. Now the Colonel
will vote the Herald member Of the
Ananias Club on the first ballot.-New
burn, N. c., Sun.
Mr.. Peavish says that before they
were married Mrs. Peavish used to
keep a lock of his hair tied with a
ribbon in her writing desk. and now
she frequently grabs a handful and
throws it away.-Dallas News.
A Chicago university professor
claims TO have discovered that there
are forty-nine varieties of lies. II he
keeps his eyes and ears open during
this years campaign he may learn
that he overlooked few.-Des Moines
Tribune.
A correspondent of the Chicago
Tribune asks: Does drinking lots of
cold water injure the stomach in any
way?" Well, il is understood that in
Florida lots of cold water gave a num-
Der of purchasers the tummy ache
Columbi State.
In the revised political vocabulary.
the phrase under no circumstances"
must be accepted with a grain of salt
Butte Inter Mountain.
OF course federal officeholders will
he permitted to exercise n reasonable
political activity, the president decid-
ing for what candidate their activity
would be easonable.-Times-U Union.
1t is stated that a single woman can
not support herself in Atlanta on less
than $500 a month. We have an idea
that but few of those who have en-
tered into the holy estate Of matri-
mOny sQuander that much regularly
upon their Notwithstanding De
mOcrat.
Champ ClarlI's houn' dog is maxi
ing such n noise now it is hard to
hear the Oyster BAY or the Wilson
boom.-Danville Register.