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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15
500 Reward, SIO0.

The readers Of this paper VIII be pleased TO lean
that there g at least dreaded disease that senc
has been able TO cure IN sll It's STAGES and that Is
Catarrh- Halls CataTrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternitv Catarrh
being constitutional disease. requires q oonstltu-
tio1al treatment Halls Catarrh Cure IS taken IN
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying tbs
foundation OF the disease and giving the patient
strength By building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing its work The proprietors have
20 much faith IN It's curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that IL faHs n
cure Send for list OF testimonials
address F. J. CHENEY K CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold BY all DruCEists sc
Take Halls Family Pills for Consultation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15
THEY MIURE CHILDREN
Catharties and Pills and Harsh Physics
May Cause Distressing Complaints

Cathartics and Pills and Harsh Physics
May Cause Distressing Complaints
You cannot be over-careful in the
selection Of medicine for children Only
the very gentlest bowel medicine
should ever be given. Ordinary pills,
cathartics. and purgatives are too apt
70 DO more harm than good Iney
sometimes cause gripping, nausea, ana
distressing a1ter-effectS, and may ac-
tuaIly 1n1ure the health, thus eStdD-
fishing g life-lastfng annoyance.
we personally recommend and guar
antee ReXall Orderlies as a safe and
dependable remedy for constipation and
associate bowel disorders We have
such faith in the virtues OF this remedy
that we sell II on our guarantee OF
money back in every instance where
it fails TO give entire satisfaction, and
We urge all in need Of such medicine
to try it at our risk.
Rexau Ordenies are eaten just like
candy, are particularly prompt ana
agreeable in action, may be taken az
any time day or night do not cause
diarrhoea, nausea, gripping, excessive
loOseness, or other undesirable e11ects.
They have a very mild but positive
action upon the organs with Wnlcn
they come in contact, apparently act
Ing as e regulative tonic upon the re-
Taxed muscular coat of the bowel, thus
overcoming weakness, and aiding TO
restore the bowels to more vigorous
and healthy activity
Rexall Orderlies not only relieve con-
stipation. but help to remove the cause
OF this ailment- They also frequently
overcome the necessity Of constantly
taking laxatives to keep the bowels In
normal condition
There is really. in our opinion, no
similar medicine so good as ReXall
Orderlies for the purpose to which Il
is directed. especially for children, aged
and delicate persons. They are pre-
pared in tablet form and in two sizes
OF packages; u tablets, 10c.; SO tablets,
you can obtain Rexau Remedies in
this community only at our store
The Rexau StOre-Kelly & Pollard.
Peoples Drug store, S27 san Antonio
ST.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15
JUDGE ADJOURNS HIS
COURT TO FIGHT A NAN
Afterwards Fines Himself
SO and Resumes
the Hearings.

Midland, Tex. Feb. 15.-The days OF
the famous Judge Dean. who enforced
his decisions BY DuEilistic means when
necessary, were recalled here at meet
ing Of the commissioners court Durins
the discussion OF some business COM
missioner Jules Drivers and county
judge Knowles engaged in a heated
controversy.
This court" declared the Judge
will stand adjourned until I give this
man a thrashinE- After the en-
counter the Judge resumed his seat and
declaring court re0pened, proceeded to
fine himself $40 for contempt
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15

ranch in the san Andreas. reports his
wife very sick.
Edwin Peppard is painting the Bap-
fist church building.
Mrs. Frank COffman and children ex-
Pect to leave soon for Springfield. No.
their former home where she will join
her husband
Miss Lizzie Eennedy's father has ar
rived from Springfield, No, to visit her
a few months.
I. W. Leutz and family have moved
to the ". 2. Chatham ranch. one mile
east OF town.
p. A Stevens IS here to visit his fam
iyl for a Few days. He is a carpenter
on the Southwestern railway.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Some and daugh-
ter, Elizabeth, are here from their home
In the san Andreas for supplies. While
here they are the guests Of Mr.. Rich
ter.
BernathO WholgOmuth and Mary RI
vera were married by justice OF the
peace Dr. J. ". Long at the home OF
Mrs. Wright
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15
ANOTHER PING ORGANIZED TO
WORK AGAINST THOSE

The Silent Workers is the newest
entity in local political circles. The
soft pedal labOrer in the vineyard OF
political endeavor IS one Of the branch
organizations OF "the ring" with the
express purpose of opposing anything
or anyone who does not favor the or
ganization in everything from A to
lizard.
The silent Workers are not as silent
as their name would Indicate, and they
are being given a loud rude laugh by
the men who play politics that are not
Of the peanut variety
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15

The Deming office Of the FL Paso
Herald is room II, MahOney block
Roy Bedichek is agent and CORE
spondent
The Herald's distributor in Dem
ing is c. c. Rogers, room !. Deck
ert building, telephone 213. The
Herald will be delivered to all
parts Of the city same night OF pub
hcation, at so cents per month
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15
DAILY RECORD

Births, Boys
To Mr.. and Mrs Robert J. Bronson,
340S Fruitas street. Feb. 10. 1912, a
son
Births, Girls.
To Mr.. and Mrs. Enrique Marquee,
500 South Stanton street, Feb. s. 1872,
g daughter.
Marriage Licenses.
Charles F. Schleyer to Nellie Wal
lace.
Geo. A. Briggs to Rose G. Manning.
b ~. DingWau to EVELYN warner.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15

ton in Deming The advertising fea-
ture commends itself to the people Of
Deming who realize what good adver-
Using is, but it also appeals strongly
TO the civic pride OF every citizen.
Reports from the publicity commit
tee and the new industries committee
were also received at this meeting A
number Of bills were approved and 9TH
er routine business attended to.
To Plant Onions.
r. H. D Thompson and E. A Cam
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15
r r ZEE
/ LE
REMEDY
sent to Demonstrate the Merits Of
Pyramid Pile Remedy.
What II Has Done for Others. IL Can
DO for YOU.

What II Has Done for Others, IL Can
Do for you.
we have testimonials by the hun
dreds showing all stages. kinds and de-
grees OF piles which have been cured
By Pyramid Pie Remedy
II you could read these unsolicited
letters YOU would no doubt go to the
Pyramid Pile Remedy at once, price
fftv cents
We do not ask you to do this Send
us your name and address and we will
send you a trial package by mail free.
We know what the trial paCkage VIII
do In many cases il has cured piles
without further freshmen II 10 proves
Its value 10 you. order more from YOUR
druggist at soc a box. This is fair Is
Il nots Simply cut cat free coupon be-
low and mail today. with your name
and address on ? Slip of paper. to chs
Pyramid Drug Co., 425 Pyramid BIds
Marshall, Mich, ans sample VIII =
sent YOU FREE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15

from the Rio Grande to the top OF the
mesa. to avoid San Juan hill. excepting
which, the roads had all been found
good The car that was said 20 have
made san Juan ALL without the aid OF
a horse was left at Deming. The cars
that we're helped up the hill were not
strained.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-15

Fresh Gunther's chocolates 45c per
pound. Lobby Cigar Store. 1o4 Little
Plaza
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25
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were still self.controcd The Old Man had
TO listen when he heard that tone.
Said Stover: '',Mr. Abbott. ] am nero
because cur local man seems unable To secure
consideration. | am sure there is some mis-.
understanding aud that YOU do not intend TO
discredit reputable house. From what our
agent tells me I judge that you have been
miSuformed as TO what VIC are able to do. 1t Is
true that we have not vet built any very
large burglar vaults, but matter of fact
we have made II closer study Of burglar con
structon than any one else in the business,
We have moved slowly in this branch of the
work. hut we arc today prepared to execute
the largest contracts, and / can demonstrate
this if YOU Will give hearing. You seem
10 be busy Just now and | shall be glad TO
call again at any time that you may name,
but ] think YOU viii agree with me that 1t
is no moro than business courtesy that we
should at least be heard. You have had men
on the road and if any of them had been re-
fused even u chance TO bid, ON the ground
that the Abbott Desk company was incom-
pctent. | am sure tho first train would have
taken You to the spot and that-you-would
--haye-sccured- siteration. =
During tins rather long speech the Old
Nan s face was a study. Like all men OF
strong character, his temper was Likewise,
and il often needed an effort for him to
check il in the face of decided opposition,
though he was fair and gust when given time
TO reflect When Stover began the Old Man
had wheeled to face him and several times
seemed about to interrupt But Slower had
kept on, measuring his words, but never halt
ing. and with that something in his voice
which iutImated that he, too. was a man OF
temper, and by the time he had finished the
Old Man was listening without jmpatlencc
aud Il grim half smile ilickcrcd over his face
ut thc implied tribute of Stovcr's last words
Nevertheless, it was not the Old Man S way
instantly 10 admit a mistake. | remember
one clerk who got nice raise in salary few
days after the Old Man had unmstly cen.
surcd him. but it was not of record that Mr..
Abbott made other Acknowledgements OF his
error. SO all that tho Old Man said now
was, g We'll, como in tomorrow morning and
VIC II Sec
When Slower camc the next day Mr.. Ab-
bOtt WAS quite polite but to me who knew
him there was in his manner that which
said: ''lt s my turn today After d few
words had been exchanged he suddenly asked
Stovcr. rs if to take him unaware; How
thick should n steel vault bc TO he absolute
ly sate!' simple question Too simple
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

| Those who partoolS of the Hem
lock were given Courage to battle
with the Oysters. These came in
Scxtettcs, wearing a slight pto-
maine palIor On the 10Th Proy-
lmo they had said goodbye to
their Friends in Baltimore and
for Hours they had been lying
naked and choked with thirst in
their little Canoes and now they
were to enter the great Unknown.
further sacrifices TO the Notarics
of Pleasure.
Luckily the Consomme was not
hot enough TO scaId thc Thumbs
of the Jovial Stevedores who had
been brought in as Extras, so the
Feast proceeded merrily, many
Of the Participants devoting their
spare Moments to bobbine for
Olives or pulling the Twine out OF
the Celery.
The Fish had a French Name.
having been in the Cold Storage
Bastile for so long. Each Portion
wore a heavy SUIT Of Armor, was
surrounded by Library Paste and
served as Tee for two Golf Balls
billed as Pommes de Tcrre.
1t was regular Banquet, so
there was no getting away from
Filet de Bih aux Champignons.
II was brought on merely 10 show
what an American Cook with Il
Lumbcr-Camp Training could do
TO a plain slice Of Steer after read
ing Book written by Chef.
Next, in accordance with hon
ored Tradition, a half-melted
SNOWFALL imprcgnated with Eau
dc Quinine.
Just about the time that the
White Vinegar gave way to the
AnIliue Dye, a nut-headed Swoz-
zie. who could get into Mattea-
wan without Credentials, moved
down The Line of Distinguished
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Slower had claimed that his company kne"
more about steel vault construction than its
competitors and his answer would probably
settle the Old Man g opinion of that sweep
ing claim. ] am sure Slower grasped this,
but without any apparent hesitation, he I'M
concernedly smiled back, 1.-TWO and half
inches -
what" ierkcd the Old Nan, two and
half inchcE''
eyes
A seconds silence and then from the Old
Man: 'Isu t. one inch and half safef'
''It is considered 81 fe by some, bat you
asked me how thick il should he to be abso-
lutely safe and | say two and half inches
Now we all know that an inch and a half has
been the standard thickness and il every Que
in the vault business and every banker knows
this, isu Z il fair TO assume that it Is also
known to tho average cracksman2 Fl nat
uraly prepares MS tools and arranges hns
time to 60 through n wall one and half
inches thick But if it is an inch thicker he
finds himself at fault He probably has not
allowed enough time. He gets ratified and
gives it up, That is why I say that two and
half inches is absolutely safe
IGc Old Man WAS mlCn impressed otOHcl
had established himself and at the same time
had shaken Mr.. Abbott s confidence In the
other competitors. for they all bad recon-
meuded one aud one.half inch walls which
Stover had shrewdly assumed. The talk that
followed is not part of this tale. Suffice 1t
to say that MI Abbott sent word to all bid
ders that he wanted proposals on two and
one half inch walls and in rncing parlance 1t
was now "Stover against the field, with odds
on Slower,
The bids were opened at u sessIon OF the
directors After listening for q half hour 10
The reading OF technical explanations, they
voted TO LET Mr.. Abbott award
tho contract.
For several days the Old Man studied
specifications, looked over drawings. e4anl-
incd samples, mastered the mechanism or
locking apparatus and listened while SIX
bright saesmen in turn explained Just why
his proposal was the best. 1t was the baFu-
est work the Old Man had done for long
Ijmc, Slower turn came last of all, at his
request. We went TO the Palace hotel to see
his samples but he did not weary the old
Nan with shop talk He said: There are
NY samples. What You don { know about
vault work hv this time ism + worth know
ny, and you can Judge for yourself. And
Continued OH following page)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

chances. The agents attempts to argue
or explain were useless The Old Man only
said ''You' Ii have To excuse me. am
busy"
A few days later ] Was called from the
private office TO meet stranger, VINO lntro
duced himself ns John Slower, sales manager
for the Climax Safe company. In those days
I was the Old Man s buffer and 1T Tell TO me
TO separate the sheep from the goats py
suavely explaining TO the latter that MT Az
bott was Just then engaged on matters Oh
urgency and referring them to the cashier,
or by some other equally polite evasion, bnt
5tover was so pleasantly insistcnt tbat SAW
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Each thought that he was the Ora.
tor of the Evening.
The Committee had put on the
Toast Program every one wno
might possibly take Oh'ense at not
being Asked.
Also they had selected as Toast
master beaming Broncho whose
Vocal Chords were made of sea-
soned Moose Hide and who re-
membered all the black-face
Gravy that Billy Rice used to
shoot across at Lew Benedict when
Niblo S Garden was first opened.
After every Commute Address
he would spend ten minutes in
polite kidding Of the Last Speaker
and then another 10 Minutes in
climbing a Mountain Height from
which TO present the Next
Speaker.
Along about Midnight the Cow
ards and CUTTERS began crawling
ont Of Side Doors, bit most Of the
LOYAL Sons OF Old Bohupkus
proppcd themselves up and tried
TO be Game
Before ! o'clock Member Of
the Faculty put them on the
Ropes with 40 Minutes on project
ed Changes in the Curriculum.
At 80 the POSTMASTER was
making Speech No. S and getting
ready TO spring the Oldest Living
Graduate.
Protected by all the Gray Hair
that was left to him he began to
Reninisce, going back TO the Days
when it was considered a Great
Lark to put a Cow in the Chapel.
The toastmaster arrived home
at a. M. and aroused his Wife to
tell her it had been a Great Sue
cess
MORALE they were paid 50
Head to stand for it, no one
would attend.
Copyright. 1912. by George Adel
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WoT Al4IIT Il BL0Z7p0IY IOJZP ca82AWx4%NN @@SW

time would be saved bv yielding and led him
into the private Office.
''Weli. sir!'' demanded the Old Nan.
when ] had introduced Stovcr and mentioned
tho Climax Safe company,
81 have called, Mr.. Abbott. ' SAID Sto-
ver ''.to you in regard to Your steel
vault. ~
''I told your agent that we did not want
a bid from your company snapped the Old
Man. and turned to his desk as if ending the
interyio
But Stovcr held his ground. lie took a
deep breath and tho muscles at the base Of
his Jaw showed lumpy. His black eyes
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

Guests asking for Autographs.
His Example was followed by $50
other Shropshires, so that for the
next 80 Minutes the Festal Cham
Der rescmbled the Auditing De
partment of a large Mercantile
Establishment.
During this Period The Depart
mcnt Of Geology in the University
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

sent downstairs 10 round up some
recent Alumni who were trying TO
get Running Start and at 1:15
a second Detachment was sent out
to find the Rescue Party.
Finally at 8 o clock the glad
Throug moved into the Main
Banquet Hall, which was a snug
Apartment about the size Of the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

with variegated Belsha2zars. were
massed together in the Egyptian
Room trying to fix the Date on
which Dr.. Milo Lobsquosset be-
came Emeritus Professor of Sar-
acenic Phlobotomy.
Along about I 30 a Sub Com
mittee wearing Satin Badges was
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25
1Ls New Fable of
theNight Given
|oyer to Care
ID, Revelry.

!, tbose who had Done
Time at a certain endowed
rostitution for shaping
| polishing HighOrowS had to
once 2 Year for a Ban
\ rbev called it a Banquet
p,s it would have been a
|bto call it a Dinner.
i. invitations looked like real
Vrting and called upon
EIm,l Sons of Old Bohunkus to
~ 3 Sesterces and get ready
4, Big Night.
/. insure a Riot Of spontaneous
|t the following Organization
4 yiectcd;
||snniiice on Invitation.
.;rniitee on Reception.
|I,anitiee on Lights and Mu-
|lanittee on Speakers.
on Decorations.
|'eniitee on Police Inspection.
,rni,'ce on First Aid 10 In
EnUltee on llaNncW.
Ehittcc Oh Liquid Nourish- f,
Va Committee held numerous !
biig at the Call of the Chair |
land discussed the impending
Nites with that solemn re-
for piffling Detail which
tsd The Peace Conference at
Ihsuc
: Frollc was TO be pcrpe-
Nal Hotel famous for the |
" Of Electric Lights,
sH'ur was to be $50, Sharp.
aa by 6:45, four old Grads.
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Afternoon were dying on the
Vine, Others, who had tried to
catch even on the So Ticket, felt
as if they had been loaded with
Pig Iron. Up at the Long Table
enough Speakers to supply a
Chautauqua Circuit were feeling
Of themselves to make sure that
the Manuscript had not been lost
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was honorcd by the appearance Of
a genuine petrificd Quail And the
lead Lettuce carried the Per-
sonal Guarantee Of the Goodyear
Rubber Co.
Between the Rainbow lee Cream
and the Calcsrcous Fromage, a
Of the class Of '0S who
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

Pictures by Albert Levering

Mammoth Cave Of Kentucky. done
in Gold and various shades of
Pink, TO approximate the Cham
bermaid s Dream Of Paradise. The
Style OF characterization was that
which precipitated the French
Revolution.
Beside each Plate was a blonde
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

Decoctiou named in honor Of the
Martini Rifle, which is guaranteed
to Kill at Distance OF 1000
Yards, The compoundlng had
been done in a Churn carly that
morning and the Temperature
was that Of the Room, in compli-
ance with the Dictates Of Fash
ion.
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could not Sing arose and did so.
Then each Guest had 10 take a
Tablespoonful Of Cafe Noir and
two Cigars selected by Farmer
Student who had promised his
Mother never TO use Tobacco.
II was now after 10 clock and
time to 90 Home. Those who had
started to tune up along i'll the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-02-25

'-''N ABBOTT, cabinet maker. when
'''o2 man. had come to Westopobs
wa New England. Big OF frame.
p WORKER with considerable me
HseOHii", and man of his word
\. '' 'O'hgs, he soon had n shop Of
]. Tue growing city. and when in
\ '4''e arose a demand for better
"u'menls, he saw tie opportunity
7" The Abbott School Desk com.
~, -p'Oy built good desks, employed
"'esneh, cheerfuIlv allowed
i 49,, ',goonts, charged ample prices
~, 'su" nr, Abbott made comfort
sO'''derlng time and place. The
~. s'Acnt Of the company he then
n '"S sons, who had grown up
Eh., and for some months Mr..
n t,s '' lcl'nrc. But thirty years OF
|'sn. '"n'ted h,m for idlcness, and
kE,.,, resume the beadship of the
4 ,t ue sought other occupation.
IA h,., :u0" what turned his thought
a, perhaps 1t was the desk
N, s .s'y interest payments in ear
~, s''' large bank accommodations
'"aDle 1T to take contracts
y AT any rate the "Old
E ss, "'s lam!iiarly called Though
N. ty,' bought enough State bank
,ss W him seat in its directory 'amG and
sth, i. 'aC'or in the bank S incrcasius
'N,l. 'e" years he was chosen
~ '.ns had been stenogrsp paer
u'pauy and had written Mr..
rlp io,h letters. His dictations
stirorva 4ueness. of piece with
ION. ..>, aeahne, and he would of
y aisn, 10 put it SO ii won (
n / T. l must have suited b,m.
elss n. 'ne president of the State
~" oim as his private sec.
'nd NJ. '"c bank had ousprovn ,,s
as s,'a aS erecting new building
~ o. s VIC, 70 Include a burglar proof :
"a q ,aa %nleh several manTfactnTsrs
exsr. to'''t estimates. The China :
,tis,.as9 however. = Was not invited ID to :,
., III, ia IT had an agent in West,
Ten ;sna man learned thu. his com.
y, d. as1ored. %,, he came to ss see sapr m =
", ,,p I'D Man gave him scan,
w., wan want arst.class job, 'a, ,aie
- 10, hna tm;, understand s that vo,,, 9ora
W ssa"". vu.t any large work Of III" J%
o'ford to take an,
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Continued OH following page.)
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-02-12
STATISTICS OF DIVORCE.

In commenting on census statistics
of divorce Judge Richard E. Burke is
quoted as saying that Chicago has a
worse divorce record than that held
by the United States at large and the
United States has a worse record than
any other civilized country" The
criticisms of Judge Burke and other
jurists should result in the creation
of a divorce proctor to represent the
state in all suits.
Increasing divorce is one of the
signs of the times. whether it be in
/ terpreted as indicating increasing
moral laXity or increasing progress
Mere numbers of divorces granted
signify little. however. without al
analysis of causes and conditions un.
der which they are obtained.
The United States had, per 100, ,00C
population, 7S divorces in 1900 anC
SS in 1880. Next to the United States
in frequency of divorce comes Switz.
erland, with 80 per 100000 of popu.
lation. Japan with a ratio of 25. i.
close to France, with %; the German