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The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
A Great Economic Problem

Uncle Eben-"l tell ye. the present
poor quality Of immigration is driving
out the native born Americans"
Nephew Eben-"Right ye are, uncle!
Look at this town. for instance. What
with drummers in the spring. city
boa-ders in the summer, surveyors in
the fall, and actors in the winter, a
teller who's born and raised here
don't stand any chance with the home
gals at al~l."-Judge.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
infectious Laughter.

Some of our prominent scientists
are SO impressed with the germ peril
that they go around looking pretty
solemn al! the time. on the theory
that laughter is both CONTAGIOUS and
INFECTIOUS.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
SYNOPSIS.

Garrett Coast. young man Of New
Invites him to a card party. He accepts.
although he dislikes Blackstock, the rea-
son being that both are in love with Kath-
crime Thaxter. Coast fails to convince her
mat B!ackstock IL unworthy of her
friendship. At tho party Coast meets two
named Dundas and Van .Tuyl. There is
E quarrel; and Blackstock shoots Van
weapon from him. thus the police dis
cover them. Coast Is arrested for murder.
ne Is convicted. but as he begins his sen
tence. Dundas names Blackstock as the
murderer and kills himself. Coast be-
comes free. but Blackstock has married
chases a yacht and while sailing sees a
man thrown from Il distant boat. He res
cues the fellow who Is named Appleyard.
They arrive at q lonely island. known as
no Mans Land. Coast starts out to ex-
Plore the place and ome upon some
deserted buildings. He discovers a man
Gead: Upon going further and approach
who explains that her husband, under the
name Of Black. has bought the island.
he Is blind a wireless operator and has
q station there. Coast informs her that
ner husban murdered Van Tuyl. Coast
sees Blackstock and some Cinnamon
IS rescued by. Appleyard. who gets him
20 the Echo in safety. and there he re-
veals that he Is a secret service man
and has been watching the crowd on
me island. suspecting they are criminals.
coast Is anxious to fathom the mysteries
OF NO Mans Land. and is determined
10 save Katherine. Appleyard believes
OF the wireless station to conduct a snug
Cling business.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
FooI-Humortst Hurt.

One of those wedding humorists.
who was gong to light a cracker un.
der the carriage of the bridal pair.
had his hand blown off by the same.
If it must happen to someone-as it
apparently must--then, justly.
to the humorist himself.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03

drew his attention to a tiny CLINT of
light in the south, where No Mans
Land beckoned them from afar, across
a weary waste of broken waters.
Coast nodded, with a set, grave
face, knowing that his hour drew nigh.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
II You Are a Trifle Sensitive

!, About the size Of your shoes. you can
wear a size smaller by shaking Aliens Foot
Ease, the antiseptic powder, into them.
Just the thing for Dancing Parties and for
Breaking in New Shoes. Sample Free.
Address Allen S.. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03

Coles Carbolisalve quickly relieves and
cures burning. itching and torturins skin
diseases. 1t instantly stops the pain OF
burns. Cures without scars. 25c and SOC
by druggists. For free sample write to
J. W.. Cole & Co.. Black River Falls. Wis
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
Got More Than He Expected.

Ibid your wife turn out to be all
your expected her to be?
More. While l married her she
was as slim as a young gazelie. Now
she weighs nearly 200 pounds"
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
What Make,

Tittle-Hardup bought his wife a
machine.
Tattle-Touring, talking, sewing or
washing?-Judge.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03

For torpid, inactive or disordered liver,
take Garfield Tea. All druggists.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03

Dream of marriage signifies mad.
neSs.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03

A girl can be sentimental even about
the way she eats pickles..
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1912-05-03
What Happened?

Eyes, l am going to kiss you when
co."
Leave the house at once, sir"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05

Happiness is the proper goal of hu-
man effort, and health is indispensable
TO it-tukc Hood 3 Sarsapnrilla.
':1veTisemeuO
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
Must Give Notice.

II provides.
NO preliminary Injunction shall he
granted without notice 90 the opposi;e
party. unless II shall clearly appear from
specific facts shown by affidavit or by
tho verified bill that immediate and iTre-
parable iogs or damage viii result to the
applicant before the matter can he heard
OF notice.
In case = temporary restraining order
shall be granted without notice sn the
"outincrnc| specified. tho matter shall be
made returnanle AT tho earliest possible
time, IN no event later than zen davS from
The date ot 'he ordrr and shall take
precedence OF all matters except older
matters of The same ch-r.p,t"r When
the matter comes W FOR hearing, The
nartv who obtained the temporary re-
stTsininS order shall proceed with his
application FOR preliminary injunction:
and II lie does not n" 50 the court shall
dissolve his temporary restraining order.
Upon two DAYS notice 10 the laTty
obtaining such temporary restraining or
der tho opposite p3rtv may appear and
move the dissolution and modification OF
the order. and IL In that event the court
or Judge shall hear and determine the
motion as cxpeditiouelv az the ends Of
Justice may require. Every temporary
restraining order shalt be forthwith filed
in the clerks office.
The new rules Will 20 into effect Feb
ru1ry !. 1919.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
Work Required Time,

For seventeen months the chief Jus.
tice and Justices Burton and Vande.
vanter have been working on the equity
rules rs a subcommittee Of the court.
Tho present rules came down from the
courts of England. with only one OF two
revisions since the beginning Of the re.
public. The last revision was about
fifty wears ago.
The chief justice particularly thanked
the lord chancellor of England for sug.
gcstions in The revision
Chief Justice White. explaining the
rules from the bench, grouped the re-
forms under four or five heads, One
was i'll regard to The exercise Of pow er
by tho courts IN equitable matters.
Another was described as being de-.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05

Twinges of rheumatism. backache,
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Urinary irregularities. loss Of sleep,
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kidney medicine Foley Kidney Pills
arc tonic, strengthening and restors-
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regulate their action. They viii give
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forming drugs. Safe and always sure.
Try them, Schramm.J ohnson, Drugs.
advertisement. }
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
ART EXPERT BRINGS
SUIT FOR HIS SHARE
Sale of Paintings to EX-Sena.
tor Clark for S74O,O00 Re
suits in Action at Law.

LONDON, Nov. 1.-The sale to e1-
of collection Of old masters for $40
900 by Sir George Donaldson is the
subject of suit which began today in
the lord chief Justices court here.
Alfred G.. Temple, the well known
expert and director of the art gallery
of the corporation of London, is suing
Sir George Donaldson for 100000 com.
mission on the sale.
Mr.. Temple today, through his coun-
sci, argued that owing to his friendship
to the late Edwin 4. Abbey, the paint
er he was able to introduce Mr.. Clark
to Sir George Donaldson, At first Mr..
Clark bought pictures OF the value Of
only $4,000 and Mr.. Temple received
his commission on that transaction. I.a-
ter, however. Mr.. Clark purchased the
remainder OF the collection and Mr..
Temple is now suing for the commission
on that The late Mr.. Abbey, il was
explained, refused to accept coIumls-
sion and would not allow Sir George
Donaldson to give his wife a present,
a letter was read from Sir George
Donaldson to Mr.. Temple complaining
that tho latter was acting too quickly.
In il Sir George says:
"Wait until your hare is OH the field.
Then start the dogs. On, YOU innocent
lamb, Kopp Of old Bond street has his
measure and is trying to get him to
make an offer FOR Il portrait but | an
ticipatc failure and if your letters have
gone at this iuopporfunc moment the
game has hcen given away, Remember
the blase buyer only wants 10 buy when
the holder Of fine things doesn't want
10 sell. Put a pinch of that salt or
your bird s tail -
The case was adjourned.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
System Sinplihed.

Tho whole intention has been, -
said the chief justice. ''to bring the
taking of testimony down TO more sim.
pliiied and inexpensive methods
Another reform was said by tho chief
justice 20 be illustrated by the state.
ment that the new rules as a general
thing provide for trial by the court in.
stead of a reference Of the suit to a
refereo 20 take testimony and report
back TO the court The chief iustice
said the now rules would make it i'm.
possible for the appellate court not to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
IS Of FEDERAL
||URTS ARE REVISED
N Is 10 Reduce the Cost
Mitigation and Ellnli-
nate Delays.
|I.INJUNCTION RULE
A Union Leader Satisfied
the Work of the
Chief Justice.

<HrNGToN. Nov. 4,-Revolution~
eos in procedure in equity cases
III eourts throughout the United
q, efected in revised rules pro.
a TODAY bv the supreme court OF
-,tkd States. Tho object is to re-
"a eos, OF litigation and to climi-
|tlays.
.rr per rules is one which would
"A issue Of preliminary lniunc.
-itsous notice to the opposite par.
4 also restricting issues Of tenn
restraining oroers.
new rules were announced by
Justice White from the bench.
a The tasks undertaken by him
'he was appointed chief Justice
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
HOMsewOrk Dru6gery +!

Ihis - piressrionon - remoyes the esuEe Of wonen's
enconra0es Inc appetife 5Hd fnduces restfuI
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05

reverse suits merely because Of crTor-
not prcludicial.
Tho new antiinluurtion rule iocorpo
rates into practice several demands Of
labor leaders which thcv sought 20 have
recognized b. the enactment Of the %
called CLAYTON sntliDiunction bill. The
new rule follows in general way the
rules Of the federal court In the ninth
circuit which comprises the Pacific
cna.i atatns
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05

fined primarily 10 remove all unneces.
sary steps in modcs of pleading and TO
bring the parties quickly TO the issue.
Another was described as being a re.
striction, in the modes Of taking testi-
mony, particularly in patent and copy.
right cases.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
Gompers Satisfied.

WASHINGTON. Nov. samuel Com
pors president OF OF The American Fed
Grafton OF Labor. had this TO say about
tho new anti-ipiunction rule.
1T Is y step In the right direction and
one Of the things labor has long heeI
lighting for"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
Real Estate Transfers.

Leo1Ard Msckay 10 David y. ButlcfRcld,
pant sections % and 20. township / south.
range vest ..-.--,......-... .......-.s 30.
George = Nichols "a irene l.. N!chols
part lot :. block ~ Plat B.,............
william HuiuPin 20 ). r. Wchg, lot !.
hlcct -, uns. GroEs.......... !......... 1,
Il. {. Eoss TO :. r. Iuchar,s. tots ~. y
,ui - block :. Eorth Waterloo, ...,...
Tho 4. KsS.Sr Inv. Co 20 ClSrcUc. 81.
Ch!Icou, part lot g. block Il. plat B.. 4
salt Lake City Corg. 20 C. s. Ch!.cpu,
par: lot T. block -. plat B........... q e
q ". Forbrs Mamie H. Forbes, paf,
Iot g. block 81 plat F.....,...,........ 20,
Thomas Crime and wife "a Mary A. Hilton
psrt lot s. block II. plat B.............. SO
Charles =, Adans III. and wife 20 EImhaii
Richards Co, lot - Glcnvood spbdi-
NitiuO ,s...-.......ss-....- .-.ps-..vs..s,,.t.
T. q. WIeks to Mary Z. BacT IoiA 1877
sud lns. Poplar place .,..,.,.,,,...,...
Clara Young 20 James T. Walker. pAT lot
l. block %. plat B.....,,,.,.,...,......,..
John g. Johnson 20 ". 5. Noosy. Part
lot I. block Nh. oyc-GcTn plat A...... u
MarCan A. e Cannon 10 T.. ". Allison
ic ct al. lots - - ana 20. block J.
EmoTson Height, ,.-............... I, ooJ
II r. 'ByTuc and wife 10 ~. : EfJmsun
part lots and :. all lot . block o.
Bellevue park ..,....-... $500
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
Deaths.

November s--ofaiaD T. JeoeCr. I. %. :. hos
pital. 10 years. Prritonitls
November ] 1el2-Jaues Sunderland. Judge
Mercy hospital % years. Yaiyular disease o: tnc
heart
No7oulbcr / Isi:-Baey cox. ;ri East Third
South. s;ill born.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
Marriage Licenses.

Nicholas Butler and iIsansh Peterson. salt
Lake.
Seypo i. Cu.ilE and Mary II. Parry, salt
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05
Salt Lake Statistics
Births

E!oeat A. wilkinson. i:5 street. girl
August H. HaGcnson. - Gray avenue. boy.
Frank ". Pcnroso. go South Ninth East. girl.
Jchu Clark Mexican, l6o South Twelfth East
oov.
Scion 81. Foster Il Church street gi.l
Jacob UcnipEcr. 1i5 South Second EJst. bov,
Oscar \. Anderson. Jontrose avenue, E;T!.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-11-05

Was 10 reform procedure in the courts
He first revised The rules Of the supreme
rnnrt it,nlf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
TO LET

Furnished house, bedrooms, 1S2 XII
nau St. Key next door. 5305-3t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
0O0 COCO o O@0O-
WANTED

More soda water drinkers. Better to
suIfer from stomach ache than d. rs.
Nothing but. good effects from drink
ing our Root Beer or Pineapple. Hon,
Soda Water Co, 34A ~ Beretania.
G.gE. Frasher, mgr 4s41-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Any person fnnsically inclined to de-
velop that talent by taking lessons
from Ernest X. sKaai. So Young
Bldg: Tel 3es7 k-53o2-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
CROCK

Sang Yuen Kee & Co. Tinware,
crockery, fancy china ware. Tin and
plumbing shop. Special repair work.
1O14 Nuuanu st. SET
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

japanese cook, waiter, yard boy. Mat
sunoto. 1924 Union. mr.. Hotel st.
Phone 1856. 5070-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Young man as salesman; able to con-
verse in Chinese and English. APP
ply by letter to salesman" stating
salary required. 53o5-5t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

The Argonaut Room with or without
board. Terms reasonable. Phone
1903; 627 Beretania Ave 5277
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE

Y. Nakanfshi, "a Beretanla. for good
: cooks, yard boys. carpenters or day
I slaborers. Phone $685. 5246-6m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
HAwAIps MUSIC.

Ernest K, RaaI. s. Young Bldg. Tel
1857. teaches both vocal and instru-
mental. k-5902 -5ln
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

The Above, 1915 Emma. Home COM
forts. piano. reading room. Fine
grounds. 5250-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
FOR SALE

Singer machines. nearly new. SIS to
$40 Why pay more? Standard Sew
ing Machine Agency, 1911 Nuuanu.
Tel $685.. k-5303- 3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Civl engineer. 10 years experience.
Plantation preferred wv H. s..
Hon Star Bulletin. 528S-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
EXPRESS.

Manoa Express, King and South; Tel
1923. Express and drawing Of all
kinds. Prompt and efficient service.
Six teams 6263-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

The Hau Tree, 21S9 Kalla Rd., Wal
kiki. Only first-class private hotel
on beach. 5293-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

For gentleman in a very nice neigh
borhood, near town. 1913 Matlock
Ave. k-5307-2t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
EN- RROIDERT.

Mrs Carolina Fernandez, Union ST
Complete stock Of Madeira hand-em-
broidered center pieces, doylies,
luncheon sets. Made to order II de-
sired. 5243-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
AUTO PAINTING.
ART NEEDLEWoRk.

Madeira, French and all kinds OF nee-
Siiewqrk doneIto order: Artistic de-
signs for stamping lingerie, house
hold linens, etc. Needlework mate
rails. Harrison Blk. Beretania. opp.
Fire station 5242-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Room and board in private family for
lady and gentleman. Apply 1912
King st. 52SS-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10
SITUATION WANTED

Young japanese who speaks English
and writes we'll wants position In any
place Has chauffeur's certificate
Address k, p. o. Box 10.
5295-lm
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Furnished roOtDs, with board. 1T HuS-
tace cottage. ws'kikI Gentlemen
only, S055-u
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Position by japanese as chauffeur, Two
years experience. Telephone 1889
Ask for sInoue. 5265-2m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Large. airy. mosquito proof room. with
board, suitable for married couple
or two gentlemen. 1345 Emma
52S5-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

= urHisiIeL room and board In private
house. walking distance from post
ONCE. Address 3. H. Bulletin Of
nca E03S-u
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

New cottage, two bedrooms and bath,
Palolo Valley; four minutes from
carline, Address c. E W., P.'O. Box
29. 52S3-tf
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ROOM AND BOARD

a family hotel in the best residence
section of Honolulu. Rooms and
board reasonable. Phone 1882.
l049-50 Beretania Ave. Shady Nook.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

kalihi Express Stand. Beretania and
Smith Sts.; Tel 1886. All kinds of
express sand draying. Charges just.
k-5306-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

The Bougainvillea, Rooms and board.
select. Mrs. .Rodanet, Beretania st.
5277 Il,
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ITrfner with $500 for. manufacturing
business. Large profits. For details
address #. gA.SE.", Star Bulletin.
5290-im
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-10

Work In evenings - bookkeeping or
typewriting. Address M, this Of
fee 5304- 1w
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-29
BREED ThEATER.
The Goddess of Saeebrush Guloh, the Exquisite BiOsraph Story for Today.

At the Breed today the delightful western drama entitled The Goddess of Sagebrush Guloh will be the feature. It tells of the goddess, the prettiest and best natured girl that ever graoed the Little mining town, and the tenderfoot prospeCtor, who is left as another adOrer In her trail. His chances are slim, however, for Blue Grass Pete has won her affections. he having at one time saved her life Pete is weak, and falls an easy victim to the goddess sister. who visits her. giving her his savings for safe keeping.
 The goddess is broken hearted over the change in her lovers attitude and determines to leave, Pete's pal, know ing of the savings, plans to steal them. The goddess hears the plot, but her sorrow having left her in a venSe. full spirit, makes no effort to secure aid Later her better nature asserts itself and, securing aid, she and the miners arrive in time to save her from n horrible death, for Pete's pal had been recognized by the girl, and had tied her to a post in the cabin. He and his companions had then made a hasty departure, leaving a lighted cigarette which had fired the cabin. leaving the girl helpless amidst the raging flames.
 A beautiful Nitagrapn Life Portray nl. appears on the programme today, and is entitled The Old Silver Watch, In which an heirloom saves the life of Its owner, and serves to establish a brother and sisters relationship after years of separation. Mir. Costello as- funes the leading character, and his countless admirers will see him in a most congenial and unusual role.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-29
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Did you have any luck with th, shrubs you bought from that agent last fall" Yes, indeed. One or two of the dozen now look as though they may grow."-Detroit Free Press
 Look here, Liza Mullins, did you say as I'd collared the tenneT you lost?' Nothing of the kind! Wot [ said was as I'd ave found 1t f you 'adn't 'elped me 10 look for it.'-Punch.
 "Is Mrs. De Brick in?" asked the visitor calling at the London home of the suffragette leader. "Yias, mum said Norah. She's in for six months. mum."-Harper's Weekly.
 "Who says there are no woman hu- morists?" T don't know. Why?" My typewriter spells as funny as Josh Billings in his palmiest days"-LOuis- vile Courier Journal
 ''Fsther,' said the inquisitive boy. what is a genius7" "A genius, mv son, is man who gets a whole lot of advertising without being able 70 do any business with h"-WaAhington Star
 If she. told you her age you can surely figure out when she was born. Judging from what she told me her age was, I should say she was born on her fourteenth birthday" Pittsburg Dispatch.
 Stranger-Is this tho face that launched a thousand ships and burned the topless towers of uion? Helen Of Troy-It is. Stranger-Then l offer you a contract for thirty weeks in vaudeville at two thousand drschmas a night.-Yale Record.
 T wonder what those London suf fragettes were throwing st7" "Wht, the papers were full of it." 't haven ( seen it mentioned" "Why. every pa per tells now they broke the plate glas7 windows T know it; but not a sin- gle paper tells what they were throw ing at."-Houston Post.
 How far is it to the next town e' inquired the traveller in the mud- bespattered buggy Bout TO mile mister" said the Illinois farmer by ths roadside. Long miles, too. l suppose. No. sir, they're not so very long but yOu'n find them pretty blamed thick -Chicag1 Tribune.