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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

op was authorized to appoint a corn.
mlttee of three to confer with Or.
Frank II. II. Roberts, of Las Vegas,
who Is member OF the state board
OF EDUCATION. DR.. Roberts Il chair
man OF the committee OF tho state
board Of education which was np-
pointed for the purpose Of considering
the revision.
II believe Il will he possible TO haf-
Fncnlge city and county curriculum"
said DE- Roberts today, $50 that stu
dents III tho rural districts may study
domestic science, domestic art and
a6ricultaFc, BY eliminating part az
geUgrephy and a part or physiology,
and be Admitted 20 the city SCHOOLS
without diaofitnlnatlon. There u q
happy medium some place, 30 that
students IN the country sohopls may
study things which Will prove peea.
teal TO them, ahd which viii MOI pres
vent them from entering citg schools
and taking their places ~ Hfa4e4
which correspond with tha sraa
they we're in In the country eoh00lb.
We hope to solve the problem with
the assistance OF the teachers OF the
state now gathered In Albuqucrque.N
pr. Roberts, who Is president Of the
MaW AfaKlco Normal university, Of
Las Vegas, said today that tho Las
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

the second annual meeting OF the N,
M. 70, A. In socorrO IN that year.
Since that time ne has missed but one
meeting.
During the many years that he was
actively Interested In education In New
Mexico Mr.. Hadley waa Instrumental
in the upbuilding OF educational insti-
tutlons all through the state. He was
the- organiser and first psesldent,of the
Agricultural College ct Meellla tpark.
virtually president for three years OF
the University Of >Tow Mexico In AL
81 public Instruction under Governor
a. A, olero. and assisted greatly IA
securing the pasgsEv OF the first pub,
| ilc school laws IN 1874. ef Z
Asked today for an expressioh e
/ 10 what had been accomplished ~
New Mexinp during the lam twenty
5enra n the eatt3o 81 public educa-
ton, NJ. 1iadlay declared without
hesitation that n hIg oplnlou New
Aie&leo had made eBsater educational
prOeFeas duFlnR the last two decades
than any ether pertlqn of the world
II iliake mat nsRtement without
fear of yllnceaaiil bontfndIctlbn."
naid Mf. tsAaleg I'm tepo. here ~
sha Olty o. Albueuefaae, theirs was
NJ punlie aeA0el Properly To-day you
KNOW thek Sbti have schools that are
the eanhl ~ epp6flor Of schools ~
anx estE ~ tha umho0 pteseel n
fineve9 rounls, N 1900. there we're
hut fifteen 8p1hefb 70 pineggefenr
sqanr6 niIifA ~ s6faliofF. The echotl,
NIn 81 kiDaNRsf snow n 4 n,aenlflf
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06
HADLEY HAS
|. MISSED BUT ONE
MEETING
Father of Public Schools in
New Mexico Says State Has
Made Great Progress in Ed
ucation Since 1891.

Hiram Hadley, for many years one
OF the most prominent educators In
New Mexico, IL In albuquerque today
from his home at Mesilla Park. at
tending the twenty-seventh annual
meeting of the New Mexico Educa-
tional Association. Mr.. Hadley In
dean OF education In the public
schools In New Mexico. Just how
much he accomplished for the public
schools of. the territory and state dur
Ing the many years OF his connec-
ton with them, will never be known,
for Mr.. HIadiey Is not giving to sing
Ing his praiEes, AR Hadlcy came 90
New Mexico IN 1887 aud ATTENDED
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06
INVITED TO
HEAR Oh. JORDAN
SPEAK TONIGHT
Noted Educator to Deliver Adj
dress, sThe Fight Against
War;" in Elks' Thsater, Be-
ginning at 8 O'clock.

Albuquerque people Will tonight
have an opportunity to hear DR.. Dav-
ID starr Jordan. president of Leland
Stanford 'University. deliver an ad-
dress, The Fight Against War" In
the Elks theafrr Dr. JorhaH is one
at the greatest advocates in the ma
ton and the world for universal
peace. lie r. one OF the most noted
educators OF tlts day Ilp WIZ spsak
this evening under the auspices OF the
New Mexico Educational Association.
There Will be ~ admission charge OF
any kind and the general public Is
invited to hear the message that Dr.
Jorhan has t. deliver There will be
music ana an Invocation before Dr.
Jordan begin his address.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06
COMMERCIAL TEACHERS TO
BANQUET Ar AIsvARADO

The commercial teachers Of New
MoxIco will meet Thursday afternoon
at 2 o'clock In the Albuquerque Bust
noaa, college ana will be welcomed to
the cgsy By Mr.. J. e. Goodeil, OF this
city. Chairman ]. ID. henderson OF
TnouEcari will entiine the prckrasn
for the afternoon. which Will include
the reading Of paper, ''PyosTsHs 81
cdmnhercial EducaEion ~ bwfaisn
lands" by Mr. Walter Norton, o.
aansa re, s'The Modern Accountant.
~ Alr. q. N. Drake. OF Albuquerque,
ana IAN idea GETTING "TRIP 20 Alpn-
uasra.le'e principal Business Houses.
ia sy .. 70. QocdelL NJ. a. p.
att8AD has also been placed on the
bY nm Tor paper on The Naiae en
4 N, 4, 1tclni Law 10 tia BUSINESS
sAt EeIlowink ths 1entoA 81
~ c6.s,ss relal teachers, 4r Hoadeil
WA AasaFteln them az bahquet a.
me Aleartdo hotel.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

one OF the most important cues.
lions to be considered by tina New
Mexico Educational association DUR
Ing It's meeting in Albuquerque IL that
Of revising the course Of study II the
rural schoola.\ The question was dts
city and town supcrintendents' Sec
ton and Will undoubtedly be brought
mp for further discussion and decision
at tho various sessions Of the Raaoci-
alton later during she week. Al the
section session today Chairman S3lsh-
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

Vegas Normal Will DO we'll ropreuanted
at the association sessions E.ghtaefi
teachers, the Else club OF twenty, th@
orchestra OF ten and DR.. Roberts anallp
up the n, NJ. ". u. crowd. nptuN
Meade, superintendent OF Las Yemnn
city schools will arrive tonight with
large number OF teachers, Rlab
club OF twenty-five epd an crrhsntra
OF eight
Al the Library school this after
noon, DIR. Roberts spoke 20 the eighth
graders his subject being; "I.et Each
Occasion BE a Great Occasion: fag
You KNOW Not when Fate May BE
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06
DR.. David Starr Jordan, Presi-
dent Of Leland Stanford IN
/ iverSity, Speaks Tonight in
: EIks' Theater.
COUNTY sUPERINTEND-
ENTs DISCUSS PROBLEMS
Teachers for Rural Districts
Talk Over Serious Question
Of Harmonixing City and
County CurricuIums.

with educators In attendance from
every county In the state. the VARIOUS
sections Of the twenty-seventN annual
meeting OF the New Mexico Educa.
tlonai association began work today,
preliminary TO the formal beginning
OF association sessions at o'clock to-
morrow morning.
The feature OF the program Of the
association for today will be the adj
dress, THE Fight Against War" TO be
delivered beginning at 8 O'Clock this
evening In the Elks' opera house BY
DIR. David starr Jordan, president og
Leland Stanford university. The nd
dress will be free, there VIII be abEo-
iutcly no charge for admission. and
everybody In Albuquerque II invitad to
attend. n special Invitation being ex-
tended OF course to the members OF
the educational association.
The attendafee. at the sectional
meekingg OF the educational aesocIa-
ton today indicated that all records In
point Of attendance will undoubtedly
be broken at the present meeting. Tho
teaehera came from north. west, east
and goukh last night and today In twoa
and 4oiifs and half dozons and dozOne.
Every train carried school teachers.
Nearly all the visitors wore badges
which DISTINGUISHED them from other
tourists Thu SOlite reception commit
tee az the Santa Fe station, members
OF which Worked under the direction
81 Secretary Thosaaa J. Naxioh. az the
Commercial elijah, piloted the noW arr
rivals 20 hotels agn their various das-
tIHations Open house wAa kept All
day In the Commerrsai club. wnere q
number Of sectional Tneettngg Cor tho
week are scheduled,
G. w. Twsnlne, treasurer qf she as
sousatioT. stacked % tho dollars lfirs
q bank cashier today DC 4 o64k n ms
reception room % the Continental
club. hnndeedB Of fnemheFe az lto as
Socletlab rssltieslnS asa paying aliaif
dues nv us aolniDa tagt NJ TNlns
ine enjoys \ Wide npQaAinfan nnepA
the sea1haf Ct as4A state, 1t44a1i
with thosA n ninA a. eeanty Ut
home county
Inv ae6tttfAI iheati4ab today woF1
',teRtpree ~ tllF ~ ilsA nepnlg tppsfs
lpteHdepl al.A ~ NV tne
town Ihnt N4lN
kaln 81 N..h p.
The e1Auiy Auptlinl ~ ek,9A
WA dfeF III
( * Ns ,lN
S4
e0ls'.
ths A
a. \ rs |I H ''as
$500 ~ t1
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

~ Backed an oN Qlpant onDa
Cost aa $4,000,
RiNerI DID you VA your eNn
enilRi cen0 MeN YU|N
Wafld.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

enc OF the hveliest members OF the
educational aesoclntIon at the various
meetings today Mr.. Hadley taught
school for stkty-two years.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

Ii fpp tbipk &I|e WITH
ash fHii her ~ ll Mol1Nl
Ytf lovsd
goe ha Ma
syeF me slk
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

IIe--- What'H the ll'Rfs Ton seem
miserable.
Shell am. Has he flsna don't
know whether Tx& aooss fleah OF
pTlckly hsat.--cint tnaniEer,
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06
Hope to H0rmOnize City and Ccunty
School Cmriculums ii lssw Mexico

Dr. Frank H. H. Roberts Pres dent of New Mexico Normal
University One Of Leading Workers Ia That Direction,
Believes Association will Accomplish lruoh at This
Session.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

cIaa llsat for siIlthsn ieea. y
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

lona ~ fM4sa prone
AZ Will 4 ke
" bni tne nlpn&
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

4 sltE fH
peel M psl4h M. III.
opid AsAleh als
towel Fry lem a. 4 ' 'li I6 B.
asffse. salt 81 ycYs ia&d l;Itna aal
ny thon On 4 t5A ~ o3eN pAb
= ahost tins, iS ~ ss
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-06

Coffoieis costs about ts.e price
Of lard. and win 90 o,6thiki
farther than either butter q lard.
l Made oaiy .
THE n. X. RAIRRAlsK ssx
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-03-29

and fearlessly led the
fight for county local
option. He champion
ed the Quincy bill,
which became a law.
He made a good record
on all legislation and
must not be allowed to
so down in defeat. He
ought to have the I'm
divided support of all
Republicans at the pri-
mary. They should
give their three votes
to him. 1t would be a
calamity and a shame
if he should not re-
ceive an overwhelming
majority. The welfare
Of t h e temperance
cause in Illinois i'm
peratively d e m a n d S
that the Republicans
of the Thirty-sixth dis
trict make his renom-
nation and reelection
sure.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-03-29

No temperance Re-
publican voter in the
Thirty-sixth senatorial
district can be loyal to
the local option cause
and fail to vote three
votes for Geo. H. Will
son for representative.
We say that emphatic
ally. Probably no leg
is1ative candidate in the
state will be so much
under the fire of the
liquor interests as Geo.
Fl. Wilson. No man
will they try harder to
beat. No man should
the temperance forces
make surer of renomi-
nation and reelection.
Mr.. Wilson was the
leader of the local OPP
ton forces in the last
house of representa-
tives. He was chair
man of the temperance
committee. He ably
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-03-29

OF the general assembly attain the greatest use
funess to his constituency during a first term Mr.
Simpson has made a clean record during his first
term in the Illinois legislative assembly, and if the
Republican voters will to it that he is returned
he will be found to be more useful as represen
atve Of this senatorial district The fact that he is
willing to make the and serve in this important
capacity should be equivalent to his reelection
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-03-29
Support Hon. John Coleman

Hon. John Cole
m a n representa-
tive in the Illinois
house Of represent
tatives from the
T e n t h senatorial
district, is one of
the Democrats who,
voted for county 10
cal option and in|
favor Of every tenn
perance m e a S II + e
brought before the
legislature. M +
Coleman is honest,
upright and stead
fast. He is a son of
whom Illinois may
we'll be proud. The
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-03-29
THE AMERICAN ISSUE
Make 1t Another ERIN For Simpson

S. Elmer Simpson
has again entered the
race for minority
representative from
t h e Thirty-eighth
senatorial d i S t riot,
and his announce
ment appears this
week. His record
during his first term
Justihes the most
f1attering endorse
nent Of the voters at
the polls, with the
further considera-
ton that his useful
ness will be greatly
enhanced by a second
term, as no member
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15
Lung Affection Yielded
To This Remedy

Anyone interested in the treat
INIT of Consumption should get one
of the booklets telling of recoveries
by the use of Eckman's Alternative
Coughs, stubborn Colds and Pneu-
monia may be the beginning of more
serious roubles-Eckmans Altera-
tive is the effective remedy. Read
Mr.. Kanaly's statement:
Saratoga. N. Y.
Gentlemen: For five or six years
I was troubled with cough and ex-
pectoration. | also had high fever.
My case was declared Consumption
by my physician. / was given Cod
Liver Oil, Creosote and other med
icines, all without benefit.
AT Christmas time, 1906, I was
not expected to live. Calling DIR. r.
II. Mccarthy. he advised the use of
Eckman's Alternative, which l took
with excellent results, and was en-
tirely cured. have gained in
weight. l go out in all weathers
and have had no cough or cold
whatever. I give these facts to en-
courage others to use Eckman's AL
terative." ...--
(Sworn Affidavit)
JAS. w. KANAI;Y.,
Eckman's Alternative Is effective
| in Bronchitis, Asthma, Hay Fee yer
| Throat and Lung Troubles and ir
upbuilding the system. Does not
contain poisons, opiates or habit
| forming drugs. For sale by leading
druggists. Ask for booklet tellin
of recoveries. and write to Eckman
Laboratory, Philadelphia, Pa sfoI
! additional evidence. p .
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

body and will probably die. Jas.
jackson, peace officer, was shot
through the right arm and John
snyder sustained scalp wound
at pie supper at Postum Hollow.
near here.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15
TOOK THE CASH

PHILADELPHIA-John Anton
IL years old, of TIL Sloan street,
was arrested at his home by Spec
lal Policemen Farmer and Rose
Dorer, charged with stealing 1915
from his father.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

way men urged Spokane apple
show men to provide storage for
Washington's apple crop as 1t is
getting too large for the railways
to handle.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15
YOU'LL FIND IT HERE
MODERN CONvENIENCES

pous man. entering business, careful to RE
member, now, l cannot tell lie!' :
To which the general counsel of the rubbing his
hands unctiousy oh certainly
necessary, business.
subsidiary corporation o attend thing"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Gen. Felix Diaz, whose escape
from a prison at Vera Cruz has
been confirmed. The general is a
nephew of the former president
of Mexico and was laeder of the
recent revolt which was quickly
suppressed by President Madero.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

elected to pay the "fly-by-night"
license, so was arrested and fined
$54, but he says the advertising
he got made the arrest cheap.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Eric E. Briggs has asked for
modification of his wife's d.
vorce decree that he may have
custody of two minor children, al
leging he often sees his wife in
company with a man of uncertain
habits.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Argonaut Hotel, 1907 Pac. av.
Cafe and grill in connection.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

George ]. Wifi, Aberdeen mer-
chant, went to Raymond for q
two days sale of goods and ne
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

next police judge, has picked Fred
Ward, the bull moose constable
elect, to officiate as bailiff of his
court when he starts up.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Genuine Mex. Chicken Tam.les.
Duenwald's, 313 nth, near @.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Divorce suit filed by Mrs. Helen
Lindsey asks for the custody OF
four minor children. She says
her husband, Leslie o. Lindsey
failed to provide support.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

vandals cut the stringers Of the
Satsop river bridge near Monte
sano but the damage was discov-
cred before any one went down.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

The Pacific Telephone e Tele-
graph company will Immediately
begin construction of $4,000
building to control the telephones
of the South End.
New England residents of Ia
coma will meet tonight at the
Commercial club for an evening
in Vermonth."
J. Matthew Murray, lawyer,
will be tried November IS for al
legged fraudulent practices.
Rotary club members were en-
tertained yesterday noon at Nc
Lean Brothers store, 932 S st.
Luncheon was served.
Mrs. Sam Hing, wife of an ecu
Gated Chinaman, has arrived here
after being absented from her
husband for nearly six years. She
brought her daughter.
Alleging that he sprained his
ankle in stepping from a car, G.
c. Knapp has filed suit against the
T. R. & p, asking $1,750 dam
ages.
Vallhalla hall last night was
the scene of a dance and merry
making by trainmen of the Puget
Sound Eelectric, T. r. & P. and
Pacific Traction companies.
Earle Perry Rouse has amend
ed his complaint against the Pa
cific States Lumber company to
read $32, 500 damages. He al
leges a steam gauge exploded
while he was employed at the
company's mill as fireman and
that the sight Of one eye was de-
stroyed.
Recall association at Seattle
closed up shop and have given up
trying to GUST Mayor Cotterill.
Carl Strand of Cowiche grew
an early rose potato weighing I'VE
pounds and three quarters, break
ing all records.
National grange at Spokane
declared farmers not to blame for
high cost of living and urged CO.
operation between producer and
consumer to cut out expensive
middlemen.
Involved in the charge against
Louis Fowler of stealing a bicycle
from c. w. Abrahams in the MIL
waukee yards. Henry Wayne. aged
16, was arrested by Detectives
Geary and Milone this morning
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Puyallup Commercial club
wants more wagon roads leading
into that city.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Robert Bower told his wife Vira
he had dropped his divorce case
against her, then slipped into
court and got a decree but the
judge in Olympia set 1t aside
when he heard the trick.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Commissioner Mills has added
an assistant to the public morals
department, making another
woman officer in Tacoma to help
Mrs. Covell and also has appoint
ed Mrs. NJ. M. Ball to be assist
ant matron at the city Jail. This
will give a matron at the Jail
night and day.
Archie Gordon, 35, lineman
from Seattle where he has two
children, died at the general hos
pital last night from injuries re-
ceived when a pole fell on him
while he was working for the 10
cal telephone company on Trafton
street. The pole was being TAX
en- down when it slipped and fell
on him.
Already bills amounting to S.
915 have come in for election ex-
penses on the county and there
is about $4,000 more to be paid.
The number of votes cast in the
county was 1891, so 1t cost
about 43 cents for every man and
woman who voted.
Frank Magill, elected justice of
the Deacp and apnOinted to ha tho
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

The original Whitworth college
building at Sumner is being razed
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Alright heaters, $50 and up.
Ewing Hardware Co., I'LL G st.
Main 1850. Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

On a warrant sworn to by Mrs.
Marie Woods, Patrolman Royal
has arrested Samuel Woods,
charging him with beating his
wife.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Frank Magill, elected justice of
the peace and appointed to be the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

Howard Elliott and other rail-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

and bound over to the juvenile
court in police court this morn
ing.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

|. The case of Samuel Wood, ar
rested on his wife's warrant
charging him with non-support,
was set over to November 20 In
police court this morning.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

E. M. Woodring, Tacoma youth,
followed Miss Laplant, 16, of this
city to North Yakima, where her
folks sent her to get her away
from the strenuous young lover,
and tried to enforce admission TO
see her with a gun and landed IN
jail.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

The Pacific Telephone & Tele-
graph company will Immediately
begin construction of a 5000
building to control the telephones
of the South End.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-11-15

= "If you want pure pork sausage,
ask for Diamond T. G. Brand.
All first-class markets handle
them. Made by the Carstens
Packing Company"
Advertisement"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1912-08-15
WAS READY WITH HIS MS. i4;Ss:.: { I I
"Old ST" Proved Himself Something
of a Master in tho Art
of Repartee.

Everybody who rides on the Brook
Iyn avenue owl car knows "Old 81, =
the conductor, and sOld ST" knows
everybody on the line, and never
fails to put his passengers off at the
right corner. He is blunt in speech,
but witty.
The other Sunday night several
couples of young people living out
near Thirty-frst street boarded the
car and began laughing and talking
in loud tones, trying to skid" every
one on the car, Finally one of the
youths spied "Old ST." whose shirt
front was somewhat worse for hard
days wear.
"Say, Mr.. Conductor" he shouted,
"why didn't you put on clean shirt
tonight for Sunday" And his COM
panions guffawed.
'Si' never hesitated second, but
came back with this:
Because YOU were not at home,
and Your mother had no one to send
my washing by" The crowd bel
lowed, and the young folks got off at
Troost avenue and transferred
Kansas City Star.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1912-08-15
SLAMDE

f:The summer girl is too villain-
ously traduccd."
The speaker was Mayor Bacharach
Of Atlantic City. With a smile he
continued:
FThe summer girl, as matter Of
fact, is as reserved and cultured as
the winter girl. Why, then. these
silly yarns about her?
"0nly the other day an Atlantic
avenue book seller told me with a
chuckle that a sumner girl had come
into his shop to buy Eirgil,s Acne
i'd He asked her what on earth she
wanted with such Il heavy book as
that. She answered that it began
with the words, Arms and the man.
and so she thought it ought to be
awfully thrilling"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1912-08-15

And Rarely Prottilie.
The things men do for spite are sell
dom worth doing.