The Sentinel=record., 1912-02-18

aii Ntt h NduNiNditt UBl IT dl overwhelming majority think am the only man for the job. l will take 1t.
 The tunefu opera of Robin Hood" was the vehicle for the presentation of number of prominent progrcs ives. Most of them had sought the basay shades of Sherwood Forest for the sake of it's tall timber, hence fhe, Tell easily Into Robins merry crew
 There was Little John (Jim) Gar field" and "Wm Scarlet Ia Fol- lette,' and "Friar f'+a2hot" and good Dame Markelting,' besides Robin Hood who Introducing himself as an outlaw. sang but outlaws now. you see. are men of wealth and rank ansi pedigree There was loud blast from a bugle in the forest depths and it was announced That's Bob La Toilette" CVery faint blast) That's Cummins General mix-up of dis cords) Henry Wattersou is in con ference with Woodrow Wilsca."
 That tuneful air. "Old Cross Bow, was given a strange twist. as follows. "A statesman who dwelt on the Out
 looks edge.
 Was daft with his old Big Stick. A dove Of peace lit on his window
 ledge
 He hit it an awful lick He stopped awhile, and 10 sigh be-
 gaa
 They heard him both near aud far. If you wait for the office to seek
 the man,
 The office says, stay where you
 are.p
 Dame Marketing declared she hnG been deceived by all parties. and ex, pressed her indignation, at Che high cost of loving. to the tune of "oh. Promise Me"
 You promised me that one day I
 could buy.
 A steak without a mort gage on the
 farm,
 You said, with Dr. wiley's help, you
 would try,
 TO sHTeId1Jhe family stoma6h from
 all harm.
 And yet when take out my pocket.
 book each day
 And see how all my old mans coin
 has slipped away, l shed another tear drop as I say:
 "You promised me- you promised
 me"
 The Court of Honor" met in open session before the guests "to settle all questions requiring arbitration, sanitation and illumination, and was ready to report Here were some of the questions and the courts an swers
 Have you looked into this dispute over Universal Arbitrati5n?'
 We have
 Everybody fayors 1t, suppose?r
 .4 Everybody but the United staes senate"
 "What is your decision in the dis pute between Jadson Harmon and Mir Bryan?"
 MT Bryan will allow Mn liar mon to remain in the race oil one con. dition'
 What is f9at?"
 The condition that Mir Harmon refuses 10 withdraw
 Have you settled the TOW between Oscar Underwood and MT Bryan?"
 We decided Bryan was infr21eing on copyright He had no business to try to organize an Annanlas club
 The court also decided that the only difference between La Toilette and Cummius was the fact thai There is only one center of the stage"
 The august tribunal came to gFIeT when asked what 1t had 10 say about tEe =H4l4aeEea struggle between Taft ana Roosevelt Each member threw up his hands and walked out without saying anything, and when the Press agent tan essential feature of the courO was appealed to, he exclaimed in great surprise; Me? I've got nothing to say. ] started It.
 It remained for the democratic presidential steeplechase' skit to bring out the candidates ln full force. A bookmaker appeared with his black. board, sheetwrlter and other appara tus. and announced the entries as fol lows.
 Here is Woodrow Ws sired by Jim Smith and damned by Henry Wat. tersoni breezed out well on his last triaI. going fast undar a harA nult