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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

A Dos Moiues man had an attack OF
muscular rheumatism In his shoulder.
A friend advised him TO 20 10 Hot
Springs, That meant an expense OF
$4,000 or moro lIo sought for a
quicker and cheaper way 10 euro II
and found It In Chauberlaln's Llnt
ment Three days after tho first ap-
pllcatlon ot thls llnImont no was we'll.
For sale by all doalera
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
DIR. STONES
Drug Store
SALEM, OREGON
ulsU

Nh, only cash awF store ln oregon
owes 900 ono. ana n1 ono owes IT.
carries large ail.a, i.' aA'It'''
Kinds for medicinal purposes p,
stor. .a REGULAR graduate 700 msil.
alma and naa bad many years of rE-
parI.uga IH th1 pr1...r" '"h'1'lA
,..,. sr. r.e Prescriptions hr8
fr.s and only regular price ior med
Lima Ur suno can Boz found athIa
drug HYrs saIHm. Or from z Iu Tho
1.lpIpg pu at n.EHr North
Commercial Hrrgt Salon Df'FDn
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
PLUMBERS.
SCAVENGER.

SALEM sCAvENGER-Chas' Soos,
proprietor. Garbage and refuse Oi
all kinds removed on monthly con-
tracts at reasonable rates. iaru'
and cesspools cleaned. Office tele- e
phone Main 2247. Residence Man !,
1912.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

70 Won are troubled with chrome
constipation. the mild and ... gen.o .,,. 81,
,'.,'', ~. a., cbamberlalns Tablets makes
them especially suited to your case.
Far sale by all dealers
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
LODGE DlRECTORY-CnnllnnDI

SlEM HUMANE SoCIETY-D. n
heeleE r.st. president; Mrs, Lou Tirson.
secretary, All cases of cruelty or
neglect .t OF dumb animals should be
cation. ''' 'u'esu-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

DIR. 0. L. SCoTT-Graduate of CHR
opractic's Fountain Head, Daven-
port, Iowa. II you have tried every
thing and have got no relief, try
Chiropractic spinal adjustments and
yet well. Office 4O6-7-S U. S. Ma
tional Bank Building. Phone Main
81. Residence Main 1929. 6-S-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

Surely all the hens didn't begin lay
ing at once to send eggs down 10
cents dozen within week,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
VETERINARIAN.
WOOD AND COAL.

SALEM FUEL YARDS-Fuel kept
under shelter. handle Kopiah
coal, and imported British Colum-
bia Wellington coal, the best on the
Pacific coast. Also hard and soft
wood, cut to suit, well seasoned and
in the dry. Satisfaction guaranteed
See my stock, 752 Trade street, or
phone 529. Mark Siddall.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
BAKERIES.

prTTERNUT BREAD 1t is worth
more than any other bread, yet the
price is no higher. For sale at your
grocer's. California Bakery, Thomas
G. Cooley, Props.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

woonNEY OF woRLD-Meet every
saturday night at 1850 oIlooA o,lo,. p p
Masonic hall, Mccormack Z, block. ls,s,.,a- r.
P Donalu'Oi' " l-1O-09
Clerk
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

GUARANTEED AUTO sPRINGs-.We
manufacture high grade auto aud
truck springs, also repair, set w,
and re-temper old Springs Our long
list of satisfied customers will rec
onimend our ability as leaders in
our work. Laher Auto Spring Co.
20 North 18th st., Portland, Or
10.5-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
LOST
MISCELLANEOUS

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. reliable sell
or Farm sales solicited. Terms j
per cent; satisfaction guaranteed or
M nav. Harry z. VOORHEES,, Michi-
49, or,pnds 12-20-12t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
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PORTLAND NlREHrS.


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''S' '1'V-S' rolled S2'GS,
/ Dairy and Counuy Produce
"u'',. "''sou creamery solid
p",N' q. 's' per no. prints box lots
'N ~ gS'o'
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b'ahs-smalI Wh'te 'oAVi large
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red Me'leans' oei bayou 400
sugar-pry grahula'od' 'ofo' fralt
ana berry 'o''oi beet 'O'oOi EhuA y
20 sOi powdered barrelS''oOO' euooS'
barrels '0lo'
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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS.

PEETs-new and secondhand store
can save you money on new furni-
ture, as well as secondhand goods
See me before selling your house
hold goods or buying your second
hand goods. See me for bargains,
Phone Main 451, 252 State st. 4-l5-1
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
SAND AND GRAVEL.

SALEM CONSTRUCTION company
can supply you with sand and
gravel. ONCE AGA Court street.
Phone Main 100. Gravel bed on
Front street and North Mill Creek
6-2S-tt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
REAL ESTATR

take one acre close to city
limits, good soil nicely located on
a popular street, with a new broom
mouse, some fruit, bored well, a very
good buy $1,000 down The Square
Deal Realty Co, U, S. Bank build
ing Room SO4. Phone 40.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

DAIRY LAND FOR sALE-l61 acres
choice dairy land, partly improved,
good pasture, easily cleared, plen-
ty spring water, no hills, no rocks.
Dandy barn, good community and
market for milk, II miles from Sa-
lem and two miles from Aumsyllle;
will sell all or part. $50 per acre
Terms one-hal cash. Rosenberg
Bros Aumsyille, Ore. 12-19-2w
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

To rest on Christmas was to some
their chief happiness
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-S1O per month, new g.
room house, 1925 North Seventeenth
street 12-2S-6t'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
WATER COMPANY.

SALEM WATER COMPANY - Office
corner Commercial and Trade sts'
For water service apply at office
Bills payable monthly in advance:
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
raDltaI Journal "Want Ads" Bring
Quick Results

IN. cent a word for first insertion.
oOobalf cert a word for each insertion
thareafter. No advertisement taken for
i.ss than 25c. Count six words to the
line.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30
UNDFRTAKERS.

LEHMAN & CLOUGH-U. j. Lehman
A. M, Clough, morticians and funeral
directors. Latest modern methods
known to the profession employed.
445 Court st. 9-2O-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-30

When fools are glad wise men arc
sad
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-26
EASY AND SURE WAY
TO CURE COLDS
Don't Neglect a Cold, Ely's
Cream Balm Will Stop It
in the Sneezing Stage.

A cold generally attacks tho weakest
part, affecting the eyes and ears in some
and producing nasal catarrh and throat
troubles in others. A cold is due to IN in
1ammation Of the membrane lining the air
passages, and may be'pr5mptly cured with
. little Ely's Cream Balm, which immedi.
ately relieves the inflammation and all the
distressing symptoms, such as sneezing,
coughing, running at the nose and eyes,
hoarseness, sore throat, fever and head.
ache. One reason why this pure, antisep-
tic Balm acts SO quickly IS because it is up.
piled directly to the tender, sore surfaces.
Even in severe, chronic cases of catarrh,
Ely's Cream Balm never fails to quickly
and effectually check the poisonous dis.
charge which clogs the head and throat,
causing the disgusting hawking, splitting
and blowing of the nose. This remedy not
only drives out the disease, but heals and
strengthens the weakened membranes, thus
ending catarrh. NJ
.Catarrh is q filthy, disgusting disease.
Don't put up withtit another day. Get o
so cent bottle Of Ely's' Cream Balm from
your druggist and see how quickly you
will be relieved. II 10 perfectly harmless.
Governs Drug Store.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-26
UPSET SHACK stove
SET PRAIRIE FIRE
SCATTERED BURNING .. ASHES
49, WHILE MOVING THEIR .. :
HOUSE,

AMBROSE, Oct. 26.--The Davis
boys attempted to move the shack on
the Davis homestead to another part
Of the farm and upset the stove, scat
tering the ashes on the dry prairie
grass. AS there. had boon no fire In
the stove for. nearly a week, Profes.
sor Davis says, nothing, was. thought
| OF. the occurrence until the place
| broke into flames. Soon the surround.
ing country was a sheet OF flames.
On investigation Il. vas found the
Ignite ashes held fire and the jar of
| moving sifted the ashes through a
! crack in the floor and set fire to the
grass.
Prof. Davis lost a stack OF hay, Geo.
Cranz lost his barn and 80 tons Of
hay, Albert Lahlum fax, Carl Operud
hay and flax, the Shabatka boys hay
and fax. The loss is estimated at
$1,000.
The farmers turned out in a body
to fight the fire and the women assist.
! ed them by carrying water and also
! whipping out the flames, In the Brush
| Hill district the excitement ran high
! for a time.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-26
PUSHING WORK
ON new Line
NEW LINE FROM NEW ROCKFORD
WILL SHORTEN NORTHERN
PACIFIC.

GLENDIVE, Mont, Oct. 2G.--Work
is being pushed on the new main line
of the Great Northern railway, which
extends from Fairviaw, Dawson ,cOun.
ty, Mont, to connect with the line at
New Rockford, n. d. The new main
line to Fargo will a @ miles in
North Dakota alone:
The contractors expect to have the
temporary bridge across the Missouri,
near Mondak, completed by Nov. Is
so that material can be brought to
Falrview for their new bridge which
crosses the Yellowstone river at that
point.
Very little work remains to be done
on the new line hetWcen Snowden and
Fairview. The line has a Y ut Fair.
view, goes south to Sidney, thence
west through the Fox Creek, Redwa-
ter valleys to. lewiston. Mont, This
route will be the main line Of the
Great Northern, and they have pur-
chased land for a division point at
Fairview. o.
Six surveying parties for the 500
line are now at work in Dawson coun-
.ty, seeking the best route for the new
line through this county. That the
500 line means to have some OF the
business that Is in sight for q rail
road through northern Dawson coun.
ty is very evident from the amount
OF work they are doing here.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-26
A COLD in
A few HOURS.
FIRST DOSE PAFE's COLD CON-
POUND RELIEVES ALL
GRIPPE MISERY.

After the very first dose Of "Pape's
Cold Compound" you distinctly feel
the cold breaking and all the disagree
able grippe symptoms leaving.
II. is a positive fact that a dose OF
Pape's Cold Compound taken every
two hours until three consecutive
doses are taken will cure Grippe or
break up the most severe cold, either
in the head, chest, back, stomach or
limbs.
II promptly ends the most miserable
headache, dullness, head and nose
tstuifed up, feverishness, sneezing,
sore throat, running Of the nose, muc-
GUS catarrhal discharges, soreness,
stiffness and rheumatic twinges.
Take this wonderful Compound
with the knowledge that there ds
nothing else in the world which will
cure your cold or end Grippe misery
as promptly and witout any other as.
sistance OF bad after.effects as a Is.
cent package Of Pape's Cold Com.
pound. which any druggist can supply
1T contains no quinine-be sure you
set what you ask for-accept no sub
stitute-belongs in every home. Tastes
nice-acts gently.-(AdV)
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-26

BY no means all the men of twenty.
one in the country are qualified vot-
ers. Practically every. state bars con-
victs and as there are about 100000
convicts in the prisons of the coun.
try, the election day on November s
will NEAR nothing to a whole army
OF them. In addition to convicts,
some of the states deny the right of
suffrage to. the insane, to non.eaxpay.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-26
ers, paupers and United States sol
diers and sailors.

Miss Anna Agnes Maloy of Everett,
is the candidate of ohe Socialist party
for governor OF the State Of Washing
ton in the coming election. Miss Nal
oy is believed to be the only women
ever nominated for THE Office Of chief
executive OF any of the states.
See Dakota Coal Product Co, for
prices on Ignite Coal. Office In
basement Of. City National Bank.
Phone No. Sc. NJ. >,..,.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
cultivate GROWING crop.

Under semi-arid conditions, cult
walton is of prime importance in pre-
venting the loss of moisture, as has
already been explained. In addition,
cultivation is of great value in kill
ing weeds, and in getting air into the
soil. The oxygen of the air is neces-
sary for the proper growth of the
roots, and for the support of GER
tain bacteria which work upon nitro
gen for the use of the plant. It used
to be a saying that cultivation is
manure" This statement today will
hardly pass muster, but by conserv-
ing soil moisture and by liberatlpg
plant food. the cultivation OF the
crop accounts for a wonderful In
crease in plant growth.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
Excellent plan.

II see," said Mrs. De Jones, while
Mrs. Van lyle was calling, that you
have a Chinese chauffeur. Do you
find him satisfactory"
Hes perfectly fine" said Mrs. Van
lyle. ITO begin with, his yellow COM
plexion is such that at the end of a
long, dusty ride he doesn't show any
spots, and then when l am out in my
limousine l have his pigtail stuck
through little hole in the plate-glass
window and use It as sort of bell
rope to tell him where to stop
Harper's Weekly.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
7ylGEAeLERAL
5EKRM12kV0FES
Don't be afraid Of getting the soil

OOn DC AFRAID OF getting the soil
around the asparagus too rich.
Sheep do not drink much water,
but what little they drink must be
clean.
Equal parts of corn and oats are
hard to excel as a grain feed for
sheep.
Sheep ought to be kept because Of
the influence which they exert upon
fertility.
Paint all the wounds made in prun-
ing with pure white lead and pure
linseed oil.
A lamb that is large and strong
will stand weaving better, and also
winter better.
Charcoal in pieces the size of a pea
or burnt cork once week is good
for all poultry.
The fungicidal value of lime-sul.
phur is increased by the addition OF
arsenate of lead.
One advantage In keeping poultry
Is that they eat much that would
otherwise be wasted
Sheep are a persistent agency OF
improvement to the soil Of the farms
on which they are kept.
Poultry make good insect destroy
ers for orchards Have the runs ex
tend into the orchards when possible
A bird that has been sick with any
contagious disease is disqualified
from being either safe breeder oil
mother
Good sheep require good care tC
maintain their excellence. Poor sheer
are always burden upon the rest Of
the flock.
1t is necessary to feed the breed
ing ducks literally, yet at the same
time feed SO as to keep them active
and healthy.
Stop at the top Of the hill and le
your horse get breath
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
no Proteot the EIowers.

Edelweiss and other characteristic
Swiss flowers are said to be In dan
ger of total extinction because of the
craze of tourists for collecting them.
Women tourists especially are always
anxious to take away souvenirs in
the way of plant and do not simply
pull the flowers, but dig up the pSnt.
1t is proposed to introduce law that
will prevent the buying, selling or dig
ging Of edelweiss, fire lily, Siberian
spring crocus. Alpine columbine, the
Daphne. Alpine violet or other ma
tional flowers.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
ALFALFA NEEDS MUCH WATER
Experiments Show That II Is Most
important to Have Plenty Of
Moisture In the Sell.


North Platte government expert
ments show that 1t is most important
to accumulate water in the soil before
starting alfalfa. as the plant will use
practically all that falls thereafter.
In the Great Plains region, alfalfa
has shown its ability to take more
moisture from the soil than any other
plant, bronze grass coming second and
buffalo grass third; oats, wheat, corn
and barley coming respectively next,
though wheat on one occasion led the
corn.
The problem with alfalfa under
good conditions is not so much to get
the stand as to retain II. for If It
does not find water lower down It will
often live two or three years on stored
soil moisture until 1t has exhausted
1t and then die out. 1t is work. how
ever, considering the great improve
ment It has worked in soil conditions,
even under these circumstances, for
1t has filed the, subsoil with veget-
able pipe lines which, as they decay,
will carry moisture down beyond the
attraction Of wind and sun and fur
nish plant food where there was little
before, in an available state.
The storage reservoir Of the soil at
North Platte is from four to six feet
for spring grains, and two feet deep
er for winter cereals. For alfalfa the
depth has not been definitely ascer-
tanned, but 1t certainly takes water
to depth of fifteen feet.
The soil is capable Of holding is
per cent. of moisture, and alfalfa can
draw 1t down to SIS per cent. One
per cent. to depth of 10 feet amounts
to 2.5 inches of water, so the alfalfa
receives S.5 per cent, or Fl inches Of
water.
These figures show at, once the ad-
vantage alfalfa has over other crops
and at the same time its limitations,
in that it can go ahead of the average
rainfall for a term Of years and de-
stroy itself unless 1t reaches a sub,
soil sheet Of water or sub-soll con
tanning an excess of free water for IT'S
requirements, which is, fortunately,
often the case. When the alfalfa does
its own pumping free of charge It will
have an intermediate dry ground and
yet produce good crops ami ceases to
draw SO heavily on the free soil wa.
ter above, reducing the moisture con,
tent to only S.5 per cent. instead Of
6.5 per cent.
On account Of It's rapid growth, al
falfa takes great deal of moisture ia
transpire- and from its dry content
whose bulk will be governed by the
amount of water in the SOIL
BY good cultural methods water car
be stored in the loan soil 10 a depth
of ten to fifteen feet, and where Dor
ings show plenty of moisture at sucE
depth there is great hope of success
but If a dry, impervious bed is met
by the root beyond their power t.
penetrate, they spray out and los,
their penetrative power to go deeper
This points to the fact that sue
cessive alfalfa seeding would Civ,
much greater hope Of success than tn,
first one under unfavorable circum
stances, which is indeed true Of al
plants where roots have already pene
trated the subsoil, a progression o
deeper and deeper range becoming
possible.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
TEXT WAS NEW TO HEARERS
Germans Struggle With the English
Language Pralseworthy, but Some
what MIrth Provoking.

Prince Henry of Reuss, who speaks
superb English, laughed good-natured-
ly at dinner in New York, over the
account of certain officers of the Ger
man fleet.
zone of our chaplains," said the
prince, had the hardihood to preach
in English at one of your Lutheran
chapels the other day. He astonished
his congregation by saying, as he rose,
that he would choose for his text the
words:
And he tore his shirt
"a quite audible smoker went round.
The chaplain noticed It, flushed, and
repeated the text in louder voice:
"'And he tore his shirt
1.-THE smoker became a laugh, and
the pastor rose and said:
"'Our good brother is quoting, of
course, the familiar words;
"'And the door is shut"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
PersnasIon.

what made Mr.. Chuggins buy an
automobile?"
His wife persuaded him by calling
his attention to the economy Of having
gasoline on hand to clean gloves
with. Washington Star.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
Poultry Equipment.

The equipment required to operate
a poultry department on a dry-farm
need not be very large. All appliances
should be as simple as possible. The
less machinery about a poultry yard
the better It will be. Drinking pans,
feed hoppers. nest boxes and so on
should be as simple as possible.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
Can't Afford To.

Friend-You and your husband
seem to be getting on well together
just now. thought you had quar-
relied.
Wife-Can't do that these days,
when our dresses fasten down the
back.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26

"see herel" cried the boys father.
II you don't behave I'll whip you"
81 wisht you would" replied the
bad boy.
you do, eh?'
Eyes, cause when it's all over ma
will gimme some candy"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
HeIuht Of seIfIshness.

Some men are so selfish that Ii they
were living in haunted house they
wouldn't be willing to give up the
ghost.-Florida Times Union.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
Good Poultry Feed.

Corn is a good poultry feed the year
around provided the birds have plenty
OF green stun during the warm
months.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
The Writer Who Doe. Most.

That writer does the most who
gives his reader the most knowledge
and takes from him the least time.-
G. G. Cotton.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
rhe PouItrx House.

If the poultry-house Is lvercrowded,
kill of some of the older birds. Keep
stocked up with young. thrifty layers.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26

Old Mchgan's wonderful batter
Eats Toasties. tbs said. once day.
For he knows they are heaIthful and wholesome
And furnish him strength for the fray.
His rivals have wondered and maHeled
TO see hin. SO much on the job.
Not knowing his strength and endurance
Is due to the com in TY COBB.
a4O Washington ST., Two Rivers
one Of the % yngies for which the Postum Co.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26

A girl may not marry the best man
at her own wedding, but she should
try to make the best of the man she
marries.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
Merely a Brother.

Young Lady-Please show me some
ties.
Clerk-A gentleman's tie?
Young Lady-Oh, no. It's for my
brother.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1912-07-26
Let's Be Thankful for That.

At any rate woman's shoes haven't
yet reached the point where they but
on up the back.