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The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07
CARLTON

carlton, Aug. G.-(Special) MIR.
Cowen is getting settled down for the
summer In the large tent he has nut
on his place here.
Bob Voss Is carrying the mall while
the regular carrier. George Jones, Is
taking his vacation.
Mrs. Maggie Eynon, her daughter.
Rhoda. and her niece. Callie Caantine.
were the guests OF Mrs. Jones on Sun
day
Several Carlton people attended
church services at Lolo last night.
Mrs. Cottrell and Mrs Murphy spent
Saturday In Lolo.
Mr. and Mrs. Schrader, Mrs. DISH
mon and Charlie Dshmon went ia
Stevensville yesterday to visit Mrs.
lavina Faucet.
The young people OF the Carlton
saturday Evening club went to the
l~olo Springs for their annual picnic
Friday morning and returned Sunday
evening. Those In the party were
Misses Cora Black, Bessie Brumbeck,
Dona Schrader. Julia Hendrickson,
Lula Pomroy and Margaret Mcdaniel
and Henry Hendrickson. Archie Black
and Orville Black. They were chap
eroned by Mrs Black
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07
Commission MEETS
IN HELENA
vvv vUAAAuvUv
A. J. sRElTENsTElN ATTENDS
MEETING or IRRIGATION CON.
cRess COMMITTEE.

A. j. Brcitcnstein returned last
night from Helena, where he attended
a meeting of the special commission
recently appointed by Governor Norris
TO consider ways and means whereby
Montana may be suitably represented
Mt the National Irrigation congress. to
be held in Salt Lake on September
20 and October / and 9
''The commission decided" said Mr..
Breitenstein, ito prepare natural
resources float to represent the state
in the big parade to be held during
the congress. The float viii be az at
tractivey and thoroughly prepared as
possible and will represent all OF the
numerous natural resources of the
Treasure state. The expenses of pre-
pairing the float will he met with the
proceeds of a statewide newspaper
coupon contest In which a young lady
Will be chosen queen of the float"
Several newspaper editors attended
the meeting and all agreed to help in
the movement
I'VE met today at the Helena Com
mercial club rooms. Lewis Newman
of Great Falls. who is tho Montana
vice president of the congress, acted
as chairman. After the meeting we
were the guests of the club at
luncheon"
The members of the commission
which is In charge of Montana's share
an the congress are A. j. Breitenstein.
Philip Blake of Butte, George Mathews
OF Lewiston. q. NJ. Holmes of Great
Falls and l.. NJ. Rheem of Helena,
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07
CONCERNING MONTANA.

The June number OF Mid Continent,
a magazine devoted to the unbiased
presentation of mid western lands
and resources. contains an article de-
scriptive of Montana. Mid Continent
has taken new stand In the way Of
boosting" articles. 1t prints only
such articles as 1t believes In and will
undertake no publicity campaign for
the sake Of advertising. The article
on the Treasure state, then. is an un-
solicited presentation OF the attrac-
tions OF the commonwealth. It is the
moro to be appreciated because Of
that fact.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07
LAST MAN SHOT Is DEAD.

Newburyport, Mass. Aug. 6.-Ben-
jamin g. Wood. aged 7S years. who
claimed to be the last man wounded
in the civil war, is dead at his home
here OF pneumonia. As Lee was
about to surrender at Appommatox
courthouse. mimic ball came whixx-
ing into the Union lines during the last
minute OF the engagement and struck
Mr.. Woods arm near the right shoul-
der. He was forced to have the arm
amputated.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07

.'rnI EDee." Ths Only ladies' shoe dressing that
posltively conealns oa. hacks and Polishcs Iades
and chldfent b0ote anA shoeA sAlaes WitDeat rs1-
NM, 40. 'T11vC0 0looD. i0c.
DANDY combination fus eoesniae and Deoshoa0
skinds of fsuseee o. tan ohoos, Nc. star 1oc.
I'd e ds.s ..,:, VIM sSo:: :so1iss iss s:
"AlDo~ C18AND ~ WwfU8 cssvas sAoes. In
round white cakes packed IN slnc.tin boxes, with
sponge, Ice. In handsome, large aluminium boxes,
with sponge, 10.
II your dealer dosen1 kesp the Kind you want scnd
The price In atAna for u eiss package, charges paid
Wleevv9mo09 0NoS. Q CO..
3o.1O AooNv oeeooe, oombse0Oov Weoos
The Oldest 6sd Lsr1Ssf MasxJaeiN,e,y of
Shoe RiisAss IN Ne WorM.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07
BOY KILLS OLD MAN.

Marshfield, Ore, Aug. 6.-Jonathan
Quick, aged 10 years. was shot and
killed at Bandon today by the l0-year-
old son of s. l.. Perrine of Roseburg.
No one witnessed the shooting. The
boy CLANS the Old man threatened him
and pursued him into tent which he
was guarding while the other mem
bers OF the Perrine family were absent
and that he shot the old man to pro-
tect himself.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07
RESERVOIR SITE FOR FRISCO.

San Francisco, Aug 6.--Worklng
quickly and secretly to prevent an up
shot In land values, the city OF San
Francisco through its engineers and
attorneys, has selected a site for
the distributing reservoir OF the pro-
posed Hetch- Hetchy water system,
surveyed 200 acres Of watershed,
located dam site. and Instituted
condemnation proceedings.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07

Holland 10 building three motor
driven coast defense evssseis OF $40
tons displacement, believed to bs the
first motor warships except torpedo
or submarine craft, In the world. It'll
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07

To protect New Jerseys forests
from fire railroads are required by
law to clear vegetation from each side
OF their tracks for distance too wide
for flames to leap across.
The Daily Missoulian., 1912-08-07
LEWIS D. PENWELL
BOOSTS FAIR
PRESIDENT or MONTANA STATE
FAIR AOvERTlsEs HIS SHOW
TO MissoULA.

Lewis u Penwell of Helena. presi.
dent of the state fair, injected new
| enthusiasm into the already enthusi-
astc Missoula fair boosters yesterday
He came into town last night, but
late as was the hour he got busy on
the jump. distributing his state fair
pins and telling everyone OF the at
fractions and advantages Of the dig
show. He Is a real booster and0he
wants the state to advertise itself as
well as possible in Helena.
without boasting Bit" he said
II can tell you that the fair this year
Is going to be the best ever. II ought
to be and II Is. Practically every
county In the state will be repre-
sented. either with an individual ex-
hibit or a joint display with some
other county. Everywhere the people
are Enthusiastic over the fair and
The crop conditions in the state are
unusually good and the agricultural
exhibits are going to be fine. As a
matter of fact they have always been
fine. lot finer than we realize.
Montana people don't appreciate the
showing they make at the fair. The
directors have set pace, you see.
and we have become so used to the
standard that we can't realize how
much better II is than that maintained
by most other states. We really have
fair that Is superior to almost any
other, which means. when you come
right down to IL. that we grow better
crops.
Flying rroublss.
I'VE have secured some splendid at
fractions this year outside the exhibits.
There Will be two aeroplane flishts
daily by two machines. one the
Marony biplan and the other q military
monoplanc. The difference In the con.
struction Of these two air crafts will
make a comparison OF their flights
mighty interesting. We have had a
for the flying contracts. We signed
contracts with five people and four OF
them have been killed In making
flights. while Bud" Mars, the fihh.
narrowly escaped death. Miss Harriet
Quimby. who was killed only a short
time ago. was under contract to fly
during the fair week. We have ar
ranged with two men at last, however,
and good flights are expected.
we are going to have some fine
races this fall. too. There will be
more horses on the track than we
have ever had before and there are
some fast ones In the lot. Half OF
the fair this year will have to be
staged in tents. as the buildings are
already overflowing That fact alone
shows how much larger the exposition
is going 10 be.
Railroad Rates.
We have made arrangements for
remarkably good train service. Trains
VIII be run from the principal cities
OF the state every day and every rail-
road IN Montana has given a rate of
a nat fare for round trip. That
rate Is the best In the country"
After his arrival last night Mr..
Penwell created quite "a stir by dis
tributing his little pins as Bull
Moose badges. He walked into the
Florence hotel and decorated "Bulp
Higgins with one. and then told him
what 1t was. The corpulent Mr. Hig-
gins isn't that kind of a bull and IL
looked like trouble for a minute. He
refused TO wear the badge even after
It's meaning had been explained.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Pythian.
Crescent Lodge No. 8.

Sf-S--------
Crescent Lodge No. ), X. OF p meets
every Friday night in Pythian Hall at
1880 o'clock.
r. Chestnut, chancellor commander
+. ]. Burton, vice chancellor; A. >.
Covell. prelate; ]. B. Babin, master OF
work: C. Berthaut, master-at-arms; L.
F. Babin, keeper Of records and SEAL
George Lecourt, master Of finance; L.
+ Peterson, master Of eIchequer; T.
Miller. inner guard; Louis Martln'
outer guard; ]. B. Babin, grand repre-
sentative; L. ]. Burton, alternate; T.
Miller, janitor; E. E. Babin' organist'
F.. 7. Mothe and ]. B. Babin, generai
relief committee; R. Chestnut }. b.
Babin and C. Berthaut, committee OF
nine: Louis Peterson. DR.. c. V. kralt'
and L. ]. Burton, trustees; DR.. Jno'
A. Rupp and DR.. Chas. Gelbke, physi'
clans: E. J. Mothe, undertaken.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Woodmen Circle.
Orange Grove No. Q.

Orange Grove No. 9-Meets on the
arst and third Thursday Of each month
in Pythian Hall, 1880 p. m.
Amelia Smith, guardian, 625 Belle
Vile street; Lizzie Borden, clerk, 54s
Vallette street; M. Stalcup. assistant
clerk; Anna vanderlinden, past guar
dian; Mary Jacobs, advisor; Hattie
Tufts, banker; Shade G. Smith, at
tendant; Louise B. Casanova, chap
lain; DR.. ]. Ernest Pollock, physician;
Josephine Mock, inner sentinel; Mrs.
j. Matchett, outer sentinel; Grace
Pruitt, Emma Short and Ida Hymel,
managers; Gertrude Back, organist;
Jno. A. Barrett; E. ]. Mothe, under
taker.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
MUFFLED KNOCKS.

"Auntie, you remind me so much OF
my dear old grandma, except that she
didn't shave the hairs of her chini
she let 'em grow"
81 always like to hear you talk, doc
tor, even If you don't say anything
worth listening to. Your voice is so
musical"
"You boy is bright, handsome 1T
tie fellow, Ruggles; he resembles his
mother, / imagine"
You'll be glad to know, old chap
that business has picked up amazingly
since you retired from the firm"
81 always did like that graduating
Grafton of yours, Phil, you recited j
beautifully"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
CHARTER
OF LUCIE REALTY COMPANY.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, STATE
OF LOUISIANA, PARISH OF Or
LEANS.
Be it known, that on this twentieth day
of the month of June, In the year of our
Lord one thousand nine hundred and twelve,
before me, Edouard F. Henriques, q notary
public, duly commissioned and qualified, In
and for the parish of Orleans, state Of Lou
isiana, therein residing, and In the presence
Of the witnesses hereinafter named and I'M
dersigned, personally came and appeared /:
the several persons whose names are here
unto subscribed, who severally declared that
availing themselves of the provisions OF the
statutes and laws of the state of louisiana
relative to the formation of corporations,
and particularly Of Act No. IS of the Session
Of the General Assembly Of the state Of Lou
isiana for the year 1904, they have coven-
anted and agreed, and do by these presents,
covenant and agree and bind and obligate
themselves, as well as all such persons az
may hereafter become associated with them,
to form and constitute q body corporate and
polite in law, for the objects and purposes
and under the stipulations following, to-wk
ARTICLE I.
The name and title of this corporation
shall be sIUCIE REALTY COMPANY" and
under that name shall have and enjoy al
the rights advantages and privileges grant
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3 remaining directors ssr y :

filled by the remaining directors 'or
The board Of directors may, from
bers. appoint such committees ~ =
deem proper for the management ~. q
fairs and business OF the eorpon..r 49,
shall he vested with full power ana ~ ~
10 make all contracts, purchases 49,
and adOpt all bylaws, rules ana ~
for the government OF the Dusil, ~, ~
fairs of the corporation, and s''es
and change the same az pleasui
All meat,ngs OF stockholders sn4n n
ed nv notice mailed TO the last ~. q
dress of each stakeholder, Dol Dol ~ r
thirty DAYS before the date nxeo
meeting. vrt 2.
This act OF Incorporation may 49,
Cd modified or changed, or this eefSro
dissolved. with the assent OF 49,
of the capital stock, present =. Sts|dea =
at a general meeting OF the sioeA
vened for that purpose. A.. shsI, b =
Whenever this corporation - fr1n q
solved, either by limltat,9lh :. iLoui1l4
other cause, its affairs shan ~ 49, ~
three commissioners to Be sRs,SS11
that purpose from among tns sxss ouel
AFT A meeting OF the stoeknoios.s ~ u
for that cause. Said commiseIost ~ -
main in Office unit 1.-THE afairs ~ =
noration shall be fully liquiox1 - q
cancy occurring among them ~ 49,
shall be filed by the remainins N
ers. Urn =
No stakeholder shall De Ia - ~ ~
BILE for the contracts or laui assr IL -
ration in any further sum - - -
balance dne on the shares o. 1870 =
bv him: nor shall any mere = -
organization have the eneS 1s,S m
This charter null or sup1ecu1 ~ q
holder to any liability peyoAs y
amount due on his stock. - j T.
| Thus done and passed IN ny Z
citv OF New Orleans, In the p.H-.sSSn
q. Baumann and Charles -
petent witnesses Of lawfui ~ w.
this city and parish, who nsss ~
scribed their names, toselsftef a -
appearers and Inc. notary 49,
OF the whole. -, f,uuat =
r. Buckmaster, ] share ossrmI u
caro-. 1 share. Chas. a. - &
Baumann. o. Hrxn1c1 y
the undersigned, recorder . O. q
IN and for the parish OF W Ssf ~ {
Iouisiana, do hereby certiiy ,ersfI0 -
and foregoing act OF incv.pfh h ~
Lucie Realty Company was ass =
recorded in my office, In BOO, eii .
New Orleans, June 2lst .orIre, ~
(Signed) EMILE nse ~ g. e
I hereby certify the aoo oonv a - F
to be a true and correce srccr1 y
corporation on file ana VI =
. tarial Office. = HulIe
: (SeaD
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Benevolent Associations.
GERMAN BENEVOLENT AssocIA.
TON.

Meets on the frst Wednesday Of ev-
cry month at Renecky's Hall at 1880
p. m. julius Hambacher, president;
Herman Haman, vice-president; Gee.
Brunssann, treasurer; Frank Kraemer,
435 Bouny St., recording secretary;
Philip Essinger. financial secretary;
John Kinsinger, 223 Seguin street,
chairman of sick committee; John
Teteberg, chairman Of widow and or
phans' committee; William Oden-
wald, marshal; DR.. M. ]. Manent, ply
stefan; George Brunssann, undertaken.
Address all letters and communities
tons to Frank Kraemer. 535 Belleville
street.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Ressnts Judges Sarcasm.

An old lady. brought up as witness
before a bench Of magistrates in Eng
land, when asked to take OF her bon
net, refused to do so, saying:
There's no law compelling a woman
to take of her bonnet"
Co." said the Judge, you know the
law, do you? Perhaps you would like
to come up here and teach us?"
mo. thank you, sir" replied the
lady, there are old women enough
there already"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
To Be Priced.

Yeast-A collection OF buttons dat.
ing from the ninth century left by a
man who recently died at Client In
France, is valued at $4,000.
Crimsonbeak-I hope now the cler'
ical gentleman who finds few buttons
in the collection plate will refrain
from turning up his nose.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Exact Cause.

when saw Dipley yesterday hs
looked nervous and run down"
"You guessed 1t exactly"
Guessed what?"
"He always was nervous"
yes"
"And that's how he happened to b
run down by an automobile"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Explained.

Il wonder" said Ascum, what IL
the meaning of this class hatred so
many orators spout about nowadays"
"Ain't you wise to that?" exclaimed
Sporty. That's the feeling that two
pugilists in the same class have for
each other."-Catholic Standard anf
Times.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Remarkable.

Whistle Is a remarkable man anc
the best hod carrier in the world.
Gillis-No great glory in that.
Willis-Ah, but he has never writ
ten a magazine article on hod carry
ing, nor delivered a ChautauQua lee
ture on bod carrying. nor even done
bod carrying act In vaudeville
Puck.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
A Pesslmlst's View,

A PsssImlst's View.
I'VE couldn't have q tea boycott
today like they had in 1778."
"Oh, some people would 80 In for
It."
But others wouldn't. And the
wise guys would Immediately get
busy delivering It In unlettersd
wagons"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
A . g
FEW o
Ss1p,.|:1g
kL..; - Isr, ..,.,,.ss Si...,sixnk
He Hadn't the Heart to Do II.

Grouchy Patron-Goodness, mani
why don't you rid this place Of files
There must be a million Of them!
Restaurant Proprietor-Sorry, sir,
but can't. Kind OF sentiment, you
see. The money that gave me my
start here came as a prize in a con-
test In which l swatted 8,646 more
flies than my nearest compettor!-
Puck.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
A Necessary Execution,

"Ah, my friend" said the man who
was fond of moralizing, 1T Is true
that We can really accomplish moth
ing until the crooked has been made
straight"
"Of course" interrupted the man IN
the loud clothes, you except cork
screws ?"-Catholio Standard and
Times.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
ooks That Way.

II wouldn't want to teach school
these days. l watched school teach
er one day not SO long ago. She show
ed one class how to whistle. then she
did some rapid-fire crayon work, mod
sled In clay and played on the violin,
"Well, what about that?"
Seems to me that girl with all
these accomplishments would do bet.
ter In vaudeville"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
BabIes AZ Half Prlce,

Little Bessie and her mamma were
doing the sights Of the town. Soon
they came to show where a ticket
announced Children half price,"
"oh, let's go In, nanny" said the
little one, "and buy baby, now they're
10 cheap!"-Tit-Bits.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
O8erjnda 20 NeptunA.

Ever cross the ocean, Mrs. Iced
err
Fourteen times"
"Ever been seasickf"
fourteen times"
Mercy! Why haven't you given up
ocean voyages long ago?"
20, ones position in society reQuires
thsse-er-sacrifce
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
The EIevatina Touch.

Don't you think music has a REIN.
ing infiuencef" ut must have" re-
piled Miss Cayenne. Some of the
popular songs contain language that It
would be impossible to employ in any
other way"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
HE Mistaks.

Hls Mistake.
"A scientist said not long ago that
music would make q COW give more
milk, but It won't work. I bought Q
photograph and tried It."
THE scientist did not say O phono
graph. he said music"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
SOCIETIES.
Where and When They Meet and Ad-
dresses Of Their officers.
Masonic.
SITS. John Lodge No. 1853

lvldSotitSs
SITS. John Lodge No. 1853
st. John Lodge, No. 153, F. and A
NJ, meets every Tuesday evening IN
Masonic Hall, corner Olivier street and
Pelican avenue at 1880 o'clock.
Louis Acker, w. NJ, 721 Patterson;
F. w. Sadler, S. W.; Edward Dosler, j.
W.: George Hebert, Jr., treasurer; L.
]. Peterson, secretary, SIS Venet street;
w. Senat, tyler; H. S. Manson, 5. d.;
Thomas II. Regan, ]. D.; w. II. La
husen, NJ. Of c.; c. A. Sutherland
chaplain; ]. NJ. Couget and b. h
Horne. stewards; George Herbert, Jr.
organist.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
RACING the 5Iame.

"'Only unmarried men wanted!'
That's the third job Eliza's done me
out of this orning!"-London Opin-
ion.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
viroinia Lodge No. 1856.

Virginia Lodge No. 1856, X. OF r.
meets on the second and fourth MOI
days Of each month in Pythian Hall at
1880 p. m.
B. voegtlin, chancellor commander;
Andrew Stecklin, vice chancellor; A. J.
Besson, prelate; W. Cuny, master OF
work; L. F. Gisch, keeper Of records
and seal; A. F. Kaufman, master OF
excheauer; C. Krogh, master OF finance;
II. Munsterman, master-at-arms; W.
Goodwin, inner guard; ]. E. Thorning'
outer guard; Shade G. Smith, grand
lodge representative; A. J. Besson, al,
ternate; S. G. Smith and L. F. Gisch,
general relief committe; S. C. Smith
and H. Myers, trustees; John Barrett
undertaken; DR.. ]. e. Pollock, physi
clan: S. G. Smith and w. B. Owens
Joint entertainment committee.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Heart Controls Life.

As the fountain from the hidden
spring, 80 issues mans life from the
secret recesses of his heart. All that
he is and does is generated there. All
that he will be and do will take its rise
there.-James Allen.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Happiness and PIety.

Do not forget that even as ito WORT
IL to worship" 80 to be CHEEKY is to
worship also; and to be happy Is the
first step to being pious.-Robert
Louis Stevenson.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
rake rhine to RepIace,

A lost thumbnail will be generally
replaced in five months and a great
toenail requires twice as long.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15

Taking No Poollsh Chance.
mo" she said. II can't be your
wife. Why will you not be satisfied
to let ours be case of platonic lovef"
because I don't believe In getting
Into trouble II there's q chance t.
keep out"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Order OF Eastern Star-St. John Chap
ter No. IS.

Order OF Eastern Star-St. John Chap
ter No. IS.
st. John Chapter No. 35-Meets on
the second and fourth Mondays OF
each month In Masonic Hall, at 1889
o'clock.
Mrs. A. Smith, worthy matron, 625
Belleville street; A. A. Sperier, worthy
patron; Mrs. Nellie Reynolds, associ-
ate matron; Mrs. Florence Amuedo'
conductress; Mrs. Lille Goodlett, as
sociate conductress; Mrs. A. Burgis,
secretary, 52S Bouny street; Mrs. S.
Sutherland, treasurer; Mrs. Margaret
Arnold, Adah; Mrs. Mary Cary, Ruth;
Miss Maud Tufts, Esther; Mrs. Viola
Huckins, Martha; Mrs. A. Babin,
Electa; Mrs. Josephine Frisch,
warder; VIM. Lucas, sentinel; Mrs
Lizzie Borden Chaplain; Mrs. A. Van
derlunden, marshall; Miss Olga Mel
son, organist.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Sunshine of Life,

Those who bring sunshine to the
lives of others cannot keep 1t from
themselves.-J. NJ Barrie.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15

Old conundrum With New Answer.
Why does chicken cross the roadY
Because an auto y -comng.-Judge's
Library.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Electric Bed Warmer,

a metal box In which an incandes-
cent lamp can be inserted for warming
bed has been patented by an Idaho
man.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Tho aauual.

'Binks was out yesterday develop
ing the speed of his machine"
We'll, how did 1t turn outf'
"A case Of arrested development"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15
Rndieos Chain.

kndiooo Chatn.
"Wombat had Eve daughters. The
week after the last one married OF the
first one got a divorce and came bach
to him."
swell, did he start In asainf"
"Yssy he's on his third time around
now"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-08-15

A great many people spend all their
time talking and call 1t fighting for
principle. Gazette.