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HAPPINESS FOLLOWS n1x1ss
L. q. Chase, Of FoFtlanA, He, ID
Wed lGiss Frances Z. Trote.

Z. q. Chase, Of FsrtlanA, He, to
Wed Mis- Franess =. Trsts.
Having bean stricken On The sv> Of
his wedding day with typhoid fsvse.
Lester g. Chase. Of Portland. 1(a., Vim
Be able to leave his cot In PrUvtdsaes
Hospital to-day and the ceremony that
was to have taken place . month aso
will take place In the home Of Rsv.
John c. Bail. pastor Of the Mserepoutan
Baptist Church. ~ Seventh 0rsse
Northeast.
The bride VIII Be Niso Frances Z
frott. Of uof East Capitol Strsst. Aheue
. month ago Mr.. Chass. with l1as
Trott called At the home Of the min-
lister. but he was out q the tina, and
that same evening the besdAgfoUm-to-bo
was taken i'll
Mias Trott and John c. Dyer. at vhoss
homo she 10 now rssiding. called af CITY
Hall yesterday and procured the Ne
Ce0Ro,
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te AaAssn OaDAtal osUnaassassa.
Z. =. WoaG. president se tAs 7. =
6. a. q Ghanshai China. b % adarsss
he Sunday aftarnoon assembly at Z
O'Clock Tomorrow In the assembly hall
ef the 7. u G. \ BuildinG TAe 1esa-
inG . ths tAira h ths sss1ee.a .aod wm
pssssnt sons Of Tie nstahss aGhssvs.
m1nfs e ths Chinsss a. he llAuaass
e cAsissiaa nisitaas IN Asvsaosiag tAsas
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wnl Answer Dr. RaAsasBs.

Z Pastor q. B. RaymonA Of New Yee1E.
WIN reply to the attack made lAst 1an.
6ay upoa. Pastor Russell AeaA e
1tssklyn Tabernacle. by Rsv. Dr. Wal.
laes Radeli3e Aueh intsrsst hAs besa
shown ~ the many fr1sndu Of Yastne
Auaseu in this attach and also a ne
slAAaDant b. Rsv. De. RaAcll4e that
hen Was . bottomless 'pit.-a a1aka.~
P1oeor Raymood WIN sDeak On tAlD sub.
jsc4 e tie New Nassnie Tsnpas Sun
~ a4 .. n.
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sDss,al ssrvsss At q. J..-,A,s.

SDeeaal esFveee af o. JeseDA's.
A special Sermon BY the Right Ns1
nsR. Adolph. of Bunalo. N. z. vD b
delivered st The high mass In q 10
seph's Church tomorrow morning. Ths
mass win Be celebrated 1t 1osSo o'clsclk.
and viii b followed by bsnedSction e
the Blessed 6Acfament. WhieA Win e3eGs
the services Of the day. Ths vsepaso
and svsning Asvotious wa not b hala
Tomorrow on account of the Holy Nano
paraAa
Thsrs 10 every indieatioa that q Je.
seph's Holy Name Society win tsrn eue
morrow afternoon. D. Jo0sph's msa WQ
b marshalsd By Richard A. CurtiM
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OTHER SERVICES.

PASTOR RAYxoND. OF NEW YORK, VII
deliver sesmoa On ths ''Plan Il ths AsuAs q ~
Nasouis Tenyas. p -. SuDday. 8o6 AA
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NEW CHURCA.

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UNIvERsAL1ST,

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EvANGEIloAL C1hlG1IAN SCIENCE caUHCn.
sezvicD Sunday NAMING st II o'elsek q lsmn.
@'& cuED0 Conn- Ava md L T. 6ah1sss & -.
tulD b BISHOP OLIVER c 6ADlN .fnahSa
How 70 Hni ths 0ick." Hall cunnnnaiopa N.
ruundhO saes.ns: seafs ffse. IN insissd II an>
ps1cn whho - b selievad a pain ~ q puhl3o
txsafnDt Bishop eshln WIN truat IL.
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THE SECULAR LEAGUE.

The POLITICAL SITUATION" DlDOpasED
b. Mr.. Gsup II. eAihasy and Psuk J. " NiaA.
at p n. PytAias f0pis. m Nh & -. -
ins. 6eafs fsa
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THBO ORHY.

fHE WAsHxoToN Lopax s1noeoRucAx
SoCas1X. AHsAaat ( ~ GananlA q - D
ssA n CoR1e11AN MEETING o1nAny, Q q
"a. d 0AzU q MA Ans n. JsQtR "a d,
Ahcs fssfasm shiuag. An hsNA b aEasnd
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UNITARIAN.

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EPipaany cuSaeu,
Al01IcAH CATHOLIC CHURCH,

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SPI1IYUALIS3.

E1S1 ePnuuAIx1f CHURCH. PY3HAp
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vttad
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Mss EsolA GRAY CONDUCTS m sYMPo.
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with = utIe1 eooreoo, NJ II O'Clock. There
are now moro than 100 families and
parts Of families connected with the
mission. The morning congregation quite
nlls the chapel A Ladies' Aid Society. Q
chancel Guild Of fourteen msmbers .
chapter Of the Daughters Of the King.
with ten members; Q chapter Of the
Knights Of King Arthur. under Mr..
Philip Hoge's direction: patrol Of Boy
Scouts. and . choir guild are now either
in active operation or in course Of being
organi1ed It u expected that . branch
Of the woman's Auxiliary WIN Be organ
lied within short while.
The provisional committee Of the
chapel has given the required notice to
the Bishop Of the Diocese Of its inten-
tion to apply to the next diocesan con-
'vention 70 Be set aside a. = new and In
dependent parish.
An effort via Be. made to raise the
balance eeo0-foe the payment for the
three lots secured. including the loca.
ton OF the present chapel. the price Of
which has been &.600
0fG D. W. Brown, for many years the
orgAnist OF 0t Stephens Church, has
been enGaU6d - orUanist and directrees
Of the choir. taking charge tomorrow
= Tns sftsrnoon. services wsn b. resumed
On the Arse Sunday In November.
Rev. CA1ea Helms, d. D., viii shortly
On . lecture In the chapel on IAN
NveniqG in Dixie," WhsA thsrs Will be
mnafo b. q way dne quartet The data
w0l b announced in . day or two.
~ ths Death Of Ar. John Taylor Arms,
n many years leading member end
veG(syman a Eptphany Church. that
chureA hAs sustained great loea. When
asIa1GlAs ~ Vim Tor De dispseitien O.
s. sssisS sAmsi, ' ss .S:s 81 sss ssn.s;1ss ssss
evon Wy 0oo1 1nd eensfous msn hnvu
beo1 no1a - - when dl1wtng up
- Nsn H ave 0so 70 IL cAeFeh.
IL S1e1se q Oe AI1au,s pas1vA, ~.
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MADE THE WRONG QUOTATION
Nervous Swain Meant We'll, but II
Was Not Likely He Won Love
Of Fair Maiden.

He was difident and universal in so
ciety's ways. but he was badly smitten
with reigning belle. and had nerved
himself to WOO and win. So he &C.
cured an introduction, and in due
course went to pay his first call.
He thought 1t would help him out
bit II he took her some flowers. so
he bought a superb bouquet for her. As
he reached the house, however. he re-
membered that she had splendid coa'
servatory, and he tried to think OF
way out Of the difficulty. Suddenly he
recollected the saying anent taking
Goals to Newcastle" and determined
to make use OF 1t. But he was dread.
fully nervous. He broke.into q cold
sweat as he rang the bell. and when
the divinity appeared In the recep'
ton room he didn't know whether he
stood on his head or on his heels.
T-l-thought." no stammered.
that l would b-bring you bouquor.
b-but it's like casting p-p-pearls
before swine!"
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continued its use until was made we'll.
Mrs. HENRY LElsEBERG, 743 Adams St
Kearneysville, w. Va--"I feel It my
duty to write and say what Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
done for me. I suffered from female
weakness and at times felt 80 miserable
l could hardly endure being on my feet
"After taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and following your
special directions, my trouble is gone.
Words fail to express my thankfulness.
/ recommend your medicine to all my
friends. "-M Mrs. G. B. WHlTTINGroN.
The above are only two Of the thou
sands Of grateful letters which are con-
stantly being received by the Pinkham
Medicine Company Of Lynn. Mass. which
show clearly what great things Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound does
for those who suffer from woman's ills.
If you want special advice write =
Lydia &. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOn0.
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter VIII
bo opened, read and answered by .
woman and held In strict oOnlldeaoo.
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At q London Wedding.

Passing through the east end Of
London, tourist observed great
crowd Of costers watching young
couple entering a church, obviously
with the intention of committing mat
rimony.
Feeling inquisitive and wondering
who the couple were to command the
presence Of 80 many Of their clan the
countryman turned to an urchin
nearby.
Sonny" said he, "who is 1t being
married?"
The small boy solemnly scratched
his head for a full minute, as though
contemplating his reply.
We'll. Gov'nor." he remarked at
length, Il amt puffectly sure. but I
find it's the bloke and the gal wot's
dressed up like am bones. ."-Londor
Opinion.
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SYNOPSIS.

pi!I; Lieut.; Harry Mallory =. ordered to the
decide to elope. but wreck OF taxicab pre-
vents their seeing minister on the way to
ih the train n1 Tran.eontinentai train is :. tx.
time with an EnKlishman and Ira Lath-
sop. Yankee business man. The elopers
train. Little Jimmie" Wellington. bound
for Reno to get a divorce. boards train
appenrs.. She I. also bound for Reno with
same object. Likswise Mrs. Sammy Whit
comb. Latter blames Mrs. Jimmie for
her marital troubles. Classmates Of Mall
lory decorate bridal berth. Rev. and Mrs.
Temple start on q vacation. They decide
Of his calling. Marjorie decide. to let
Mallory proceed alone. but train starts
while they are lost In farewell. Passen-
gers join Mallory's CLASSMATES IN giving
couple wedding haxing. Marjorie is dis
Ii. nshTSR % old
Anne Cattle, a fellow PASSENGER. NAL
Little Jimmie's voice. Later she meets
iors his failure to hnd preacher; They
decide to pretend a quarrel and Mallory
ands . vacant berth. Mrs. Jimmie discov-
ors Wellington on the train. Mallory
again makes an unsuccessful hunt for q
n's Ts%p's pS.ss psnsscss :; g. phx. X..
preacher on a station platform raises
Mallory'a hopes but he takes another
train. Missing hand baggage compels the
couple to borrow from passengera. Jim
ne Fst: e'sasr IL HI. oeiu.,s eye and !, m.s sSsn
resumed. sun no clergyman. More bor-
~oWtuR.
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His Wife Too Pretty,

A man who applied for a divorce in
California told the Judge that his
wife was too pretty for poor man."
She knew that she was pretty and did
her best to make her clothes worthy
of her beauty, which was more than
ner husband could afford. He modest
ly declared that he was earning too
small a salary to satisfy her extrava-
gances. The Judge declared that he
could do nothing to modify a vain
woman's vanity and allowed the de-
cree.
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unexpec.ed Testimonial,

Little Bilderson prided himself
upon his good appetite and his capac
ity for amusing. He was dining with
a friend few nights ago. and did his
best to keep his host and hostess with
their six.year-old daughter amused.
and at the same time managed to do
ample justice to the good things pro
yided. "Oh. dear. Mr. Bilderson," re-
marked the little one. after the guests
wittiest sally. II wish you'd come here
to dinner every day" Bilderson posi-
lively beamed satisfaction. "Do you,
dear?" he smiled. "Why7" "'Cause,"
came the reply. as the observant
maiden glanced round the table.
" cause there wouldn't be anything
cold to eat the next day"
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No Occasion for Surprise.

This story is told Of Forrest. the
great tragedian:
Forrest was playing in Richard
Ill.," and the part of Catesby had to be
taken by q low comedian. who saun
tered on the stage at the wrong mo-
ment and uttered the famous words.
my lord. the duke Of Buckingham Is
taken." in the wrong place.
Forrest clenched his fists in rage.
but otherwise took NO notice OF the
remark.
Later on the comedian repeated the
words in the right place. and when
the king expressed surprise at the
news Catesby folded his arms. walk
ed boldly down the stage. and re-
marked to the great actor in loud
tones:
II told you 80 before. Mr.. Forrest.
but you wouldn't believe me-
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A Rhine Museum,

A Rhine museum Is soon to be
founded at Koblenz. II present plans
are carried out. 1t will include a
large collection of charts. pictures.
models and diagrams illustrating the
physical conditions. past and pres
ent, Of the famous river. and a com.
plete exposition OF its economic his.
tory. The city of Koblenz has already
given a site for the building.
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Bad Practice.

Fresh Boarder-Mrs. Simpkins, you
would never get employment in a
street railway office.
Landlady-Why not?
Fresh Boarder-You exhibit too
strong a tendency to cut down the
fare.
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magnificent scorn: II am no longer
In Mrs. Wellington's confidence"
"Oh. excuse me-" said Mallory. He
had noted that the Wellingtons occu.
pied separate compartments. but for
all he knew their reason was as ro-
mantle as his own.
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CHAPTER xxII-(contInusd).

He felt that he was the greatest sin
ner on earth. but worst Of all was the
fact that when he had fallen. the for
hidden brew was not sweet. He was
inexperienced enough to sip It and It
was like foaming Quinine on his pal
ate. But he kept at 1t from sheer
shame. and his luxurious transgres-
sion was its own punishment.
The dolaful Mallory was on his way
To ioin the CLUB" Crossing the YES
thule he had met the conductor. and
had venturad to quiz him along the
old lines:
Excuse he, haven't you taken any
clergymen on board this train yeti"
Devil q one.'
Don't you ever carry any preachers
IN this roadf"
Usually we get one or two. Last
trip we carried q whole Methodist
convention"
"A whole convention last trip! Just
my luck!"
The unenlightened conductor turned
to call back: Say. up In the forward
car we got couple Of undertakers.
They be Of any use to your"
mot yet"
Then Mallory dawdled on into the
smoking room. where he found his
own porter. who explained that he
had been promoted to the bottlery."
''Do we come to a station. stop
soon?" Mallory asked.
well, not for II considerable inter
val. Do you want to get out and walk
up and DOWN."
II DON'T" said Mallory, taking from
under his coat Snoozleums, whom he
had smuggled past the new conductor.
"Meanwhile. Porter. could you give
him something to eat to distract
him?"
The porter grinned. and picking up
a bill Of fare held it out. Il got a
you can explain it to him. What would
yo' canine desiah, sah?"
Snoozleums put out paw and NAL
lory read what 1t Indicated: He says
he'd like filet Chateaubriand, but II
. you have any old bones. he'll take
those" The porter gathered Snoozle-
ums in and disappeared with him into
the buffet, Mallory calling after him:
Don't let the conductor see him."
DR.. Temple advanced on the dis
consulate youth with an effort at
cheer: How Is our bridegroom this
beautiful afternoon7"
Mallory glanced at his costume: II
feel like a rainbow gone wrong. Just
my luck to have to borrow from
everybody. Look at me! This collar
of Mr.. Welington's makes me feel like
a peanut in q rubber tire" He turned
to Fosdick.
II say. Mr.. Fosdick. what size col
lar do you wear?"
"Fourteen and a half" said Fosdick.
Fourteen and a half!-why don't
you get a neck? You haven't got a
plain white shirt. have you? Our
English friend lent me this. but it's
purple, and Mr.. Ashton's socks are
maroon, and this peacock blue tie is
very unhappy"
II think can fit you out" said Fos-
dick.
And II you had an extra pair Of
socks," Mallory pleaded-"just one
pair of Unconditional socks"
.IIl show you my repertoire" I.
"All right, I'll see you later" Then
he went up to Wellington. with much
hesitance of manner. by the way,
Mr.. Wellington. do you suppose Mrs.
wellington could lend Miss--Mrs.-
could lend Marjorie some-some-"
wellington waved him aside with
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Suffered
EVERYTHING
For Fourteen Years. Restored
To Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Elgin, In.-"After fourteen years Of
suffering everything from female COM

plants, l am a. last
restored to health.
~ employed tho
b est d tors and
even went to the
hospital for treat
ment and was told
there was no helpfor
me. But while TAX
ing Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound l began
A. l--.o.~ .~l
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Sounds Familiar,

what did the preacher preach
about Sunday"
Thou shalt not steal"
I'm getting tired of that kind Of
talk. What business has preacher
got mixing in politics?"
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Where ignorance is bliss 1t is folly
chap that knows 1t all.
The Ordway new era., 1912-09-27

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better. goe,
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
good grocer. Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1912-09-27

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinR, softens the gums. reduces infinmmn-
tiou. aliays pain. cures vi ind colo. 15c bottle.
The Ordway new era., 1912-09-27

Mr.. Goetz Coyne-Lord De Broke.
your new son.in.law. hasn't much Of .
head for business.
Mr.. Dustin Stax-You wouldn't say
that II you knew the bargain he drove
with me.
The Ordway new era., 1912-09-27

There's many a slip 'twixt the ak
and the chip.
Mountain advocate., 1912-08-16

in honor OF Mr.. and Mrs. l.. y.
Sampson. Other guests present
we're Mr.. and Mrs. Sol Steele, Miss
es Lenora fand Nellie Barner and
Maggie Sampson.
Chas. G. Black has been out in
different parts of the county the
past week posting circulars and ad.
vertising the Knox County Fair.
Only a few more days and the big
event comes of. Begin to make
ready to attend for they will all be
there.
The Police Court has been busy
this week with about so cases
against boys ranging in years from
to 25 for hopping" freight trains.
A large number have been tried and
some have pleaded guilty and been
put to " ork breaking rock on the
streets.
T. !. Gilbert, head OF the short
hand department OF the Union -ol-
lege of Business. was in Bell County
the first OF this week in the interest
of that institution and reporte d
several new students enrolled for
the term beginning September Bird.
Last year this school was known
as the W. L. Mcneil Business Col
lege and was located in the Lawson
building, but this year it will be
run in connection with Union Col
lege.
Mountain advocate., 1912-08-16
HOw's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarah
that cannot be cured by Halls Cat
arrh Cure.
F.J.CHENEY CO., Toledo o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo, o.
Halls Catnrrah Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.