The Greeley tribune., 1912-06-13

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Get out your collie bottle. Water
mnelona arc ON the Greeley market
Honesty may not pay the best, Du'
n II moro comfortable In the lOnG
run.
Sheely may have got a light SEN
tence, but IL Is not an easy one ION
him to parse.
Greeley boys are sprucing up
aaain. The summer school ma'anAl
are beginning to arrive.
It takes more than little rain to
damuen the arxiOr Of the ladies for
= show they got up themselves.
II Evans continues to keep her
snake-sh0ps, Greeley's police force
may have to 60 out Of business.
And now II II said that tho now
alfalfa bread Il good for tho COM
plexioa. That settles 1t. 1t Will
take.
Every cloud has . silver lining.
Estes, Devinny 4 Co. might have
grabbed off so per cent. instead Of
the modest ten.
It looks - though the tax payers
have hAd . close shave ON the new,
court house, for which Sheely was to
have got the contract.
With all due respect to the Sta
tistics ON how rapidly flies multiply.
we will still hank on the frogs In
the rear Of our house on . rainy
night.
A Grand Junction preacher has
proclaimed to the world that .
bachelor is only half . man. Some
times we feel that some of them are
not even that much.
Some day, perhaps, they will
teach the dangers Of lighting fires
with kerosene in the public schools
instead Of the Romulus and Remus
fable or Greek derivatiOns.
A rich man may have . dickens
Of . time getting into heaven. &C
coF1ing to our ministerial friends,
but he certainly has the edge = little
bit II he eets into the coarts.
H tAs lRanelf Rnn4 1nGx nafe -.
e1us u56 OoAy hope FOR GrecAcy to
in0ease its Population will be to
stimulate the activities Of the stork.
The government has stopped the
operation OF . famous fat reducing
emporium in Deaver. indicating
that 1t docs not care any more for
fat Lady than the world does for .
fat man.
After spending Last SATURDAY
evening at Lakeside in Denver No
suggest that the name ought 70 be
Oceanstde. There Is too much there
Al IN . bunch to b gathered o. the
side 0f . nero Lake.
TIA Sterling hotel entertaanea
two celebrities at the Same time on
MoadAy morntng. Tho name 81
William Jennings Bryan appeared
o. tho Register immedia4ely under
that of O. G. Sheely.
Another eastern minister broke
Oat with ten ''don'ts" for women
whegeat . leading suAragette ssys
for men to forget the doa'ts and
suhstitute dos. Bat It takes Z
bratny man 10 do for . wOman.
A Denver man IL trying to train
his hens to lay eggs that win cure
0osease. Most people would be sat.
asfied II their hens Woald Only lay
tho ordinary variety during the 4O
cents . d0aea period Of tho year.
Tho newspapers throughout tn
stste are busy telling what rotten
roads Weld county has, and how
the farmers allow the water to food
them, which calls to mind the nain.
ful fact that most Of the stories an
true.
The newly elected Denver polic4
commissioner and the sheriff are IL
hot race to see who can do tIss
most reforming. From what w
have heard Of that old town tl,ey
can both go some without running
out Of job.
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:. TO THE GREELEY TRIBUNE :!
wish to express my thanks !:
= for your Withholding itscus- :.
= sion Of the present grand jury :.
4 and its work while the recent i