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Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
Patriotic Entertainment

A Lincoln-W Washington birthday
entertainment will be given under
the auspices of the Women's Relief
Corps Saturday afternoon, February
"a, at Dixon's hall on Front street.
The exercises will consist of patri-
otic marches. drills and recitations,
mostly by the school children, who
have been carefully trained by Mrs.
Alice Disbrow Smith, patriotic In
structor of the w. r. 9. A cordial
invitation is given the public and es-
pecially to all soldiers and their fam
lilies to come and encourage the
young folks by their presence.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

Agates on the Rogue
That pebbles and agates found in
the waters and on the banks of
Rogue river are the equal and in
many ways superior to those found
on the ocean beaches, is the belief
of many who have seen these beau
tiful stones. Walter Talmadge, a
fisherman, who has made quite a
collection of the pebbles and agates,
has been engaged in cutting them
for settings and those who have seen
some of his work say that the stones
are beauties and many of them more
brilliant than the ocean beach peb-
bles.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
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\ PERSONAL AND LOCAL. =

Fred Storch and family, who have
been some time in Grants Pass, left
Tuesday evening for LeBain, Wash,
where they will make their home.
j. d. Franklin went to Wolf Creek
Tuesday to remain indefinitely.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. c. Ament went to
Woodville this morning to spend the
day.
L. G. Higgins, who has spent the
past several days in Grants Pass, re-
turned Tuesday to his mining prop
e9ty on the Chetco
Ike Lowden of Selma was busl-
ness visitor to Grants Pass Tuesday.
Miss Chloe Mackenzie returned
Tuesday from Medford, where she
had spent two weeks with relatives.
e. C. Dixon and DR.. w. H. Flana-
gan are having cement sidewalks
lain in front of their residences on
North Sixth street.
Mrs. D. Strong and Mrs, M. Valen
and daughter, Miss Olga Valen, were
visitors to Grants Pass Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Milton Reynolds
came from Merlin Wednesday to
spend several days.
Mrs. Maude Miller, who has been
visiting with her parents on their
homestead near Merlin, returned
Wednesday to Grants Pass to visit
her sister, Mrs. o. o. Bunch.
Miss Jessie Christensen of Crescent
City is the guest of Miss Chloe Mac
Kenzie.
Paul Bordman Of San Francisco
was in Grants Pass Wednesday Wis
iting with friends and left in the
evening for Portland. Mr.. Bordman
Is in the lumber business in San
Francisco and is now on his way to
China on business for his company.
Mrs. ]. w. Howell came from
Glendale Thursday to spend a short
time with Grants Pass friends.
Mrs. D. A. Harmon of Merlin was
visiting in Grants Pass Wednesday
with her daughter, Mrs. Harry
Marsh.
James Beagle left Wednesday for
his old home in Fay, Oklahoma,
where he will visit with relatives and
old-time friends.
G. w. Caldwell of Wilderville left
on the afternoon train Wednesday
for Newman, Cal, where he goes tc
look after business matters
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Johnson went
to Woodville Thursday morning tc
spend the day with Mrs. Johnson'i
mother, Mrs. Carter.
Mrs. e. j. Hefing, who has beer
spending several days with he
daughter, Mrs. Leech, returned
Thursday to her home at Merlin.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

II street to the river.
Sealed bids are invited for two
weeks to purchase the old city hall.
Councilman Mclean moved that
the street committee be authorized to
use the road drag and roller on all
dirt streets of the city as fast as dry
enough. The council gave consent.
Mr.. Mclean stated, later, that this
would mean that the bumps and
sinks and bad places generally
would be eliminated and the streets
next summer be in far better shape
than heretofore. The drag is the
property of the county, but the city
can arrange TO use It.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
CITY COUNCIL.
CONTINUED from Page IL

two weeks for further investigation
by committee.
Fire escape ordinance held over
and referred to judiciary commit
tee.
The proposition that the people
vote 100000 in bonds for a new
municipal water and power plant
was discussed after third reading
of the proposed ordinance. Clark
moved 10 table it. No second. Dr.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

H. McGarth of Selma has been
spending several days here looking
after business.
Mrs. Joseph Shaska. VINO. with her
husband, has spent the winter In
Grants Pass. went to Portland Tues
day to spend a month with relatives.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
COMING EVENTS
Feb. 2S, Friday-Experience So

Feb. 23, Friday-Experience So
cial by Ladies' Benefit society of
Bethany Presbyterian church.
February 27 and 2S, Tuesday and
Wednesday, Pinafore," under
auspices public schools.
Tuesday, March Irregular meeting
of the Music club.
March 10, Tuesday-Address by
Charles A. Phipps, of Portland, on
the mems religious forward
movement under the auspices Of
the several mems clubs and broth
erhood organizations Of the city.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
Roy Potter Acquitted

Roy Potter, accused of stealing a
bale of hay from the barn of Herman
Westerhide, was acquitted Monday
IN Justice Holman's court. Facts of
the arrest are printed in this issue
of The Courier, page six,
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

Rev. ]. w. McDoug gall. superInten-
dent of NJ. Z. churches OF Portland
district, arrived in Grants Pass We'd
nesday to spend few days here ON
business and visiting old friends
Mr.. McDougall was formerly pastor
OF Newman NJ. E. church of this city.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

Mrs. R. NJ. Steel of Three Pines
arrived at Grants Pass on Thursday
morning to visit few days at the
Conklin home.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
PIONEER ASSAYlNG AND
REFINING co.

1871 5th ST., near L. s. Mint.
SAN FRANCISCAN CALIFORNIA
We buy gold, rich ore, amalgam,
and all mining products. We pay
cash and give square deal. Assay
ing soc. Established 90 years. Ref
erence. First National Bank of San
Francisco.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

WANTED to rent or buy stump pull
er. Hercules or Faultless pre-
ferred Address A. E. Morphy,
r. F. d. No. /, Grants Pass. 1t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

FOR SALE-S0 acres. mostly creek
bottom land, can be irrigated, part
cleared and in crop, good build
ings, at your price If taken at
once. Terms. Also best business
location in Merlin, Address own
er, Box 16, Merlin, Oregon 2-16-4t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

OREGON MINING BU-
REAU-Office 9Th and Fir SITS,
Medford, now ready for busi-
ness. Assays made for gold, sill
yer, lead, copper and other miner
ais. Mines and mining prospects
surveyed, assayed and milling maps
and reports made thereon by COM
petent milling assayers and engin-
eers for reasonable Compensation.
Mines and mining prospects listed
for lease or sale and advertised in
the leading mining journals Of the
United States. Capital secured for
developing mines and mining pros
poets. All mine owners are earn
estly requested to send samples OF
their ores for exhibition purposes,
and send full description OF their
mining property. 1-19-tf
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR RENT-A. 4O-acre farm, Is
acres cleared and under irriga-
tion. Good six-room house; 8
miles from Grants Pass on Will
derville road $12 per month.
Call or adress 102 A. st. 2-23-1t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

WANTED-Good position as cook in
mine Address A. c., care Cour-
ier 2-16-1t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

THOROUGHBRED Brown and White
Leghorn eggs s1,00 per setting;
also a few hens and pullets. F. o.
Wilcox, 407 Rogue River Ave.
Phone 323-R 2-9-13t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

FOR SALE-140-acre ranch on Will
liams creek, Josephine county, or
80 acres under cultivation. Two
irrigating bitches and water rights
with property. VIII sell whole or
part of ranch. Address Mrs. l.. NJ.
Spencer, Provolt, Oregon. 2-16-2t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

SOME fine Barred Rock cockerels
for sale; also eggs for Matching.
Cockerels two and three dollars
each. Eggs S1.5O per setting.
John Summers. 2-9-tf
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

Artistic Job work at The Courier
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

FOR SALE-Good team dark gray
horses, about 1850 lbs. each, suit
able for road or ranch work. f.
Breitmayer, Fruitdale. $50
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
CLASS SlrIEDADS
soR salE

FOR SALE-25 White Rock pullets,
$1.OO each, fine stock. Phone
35S-R. 2-23-2t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

RANNIE, the plumber, is ready ~
any minute to repaIr your plrmb
ing. GO9 Fl street. Telephonf
f4O-R 4-2-t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23
ESTRAl NOTICE.


COME to my slaughter house about
two weeks ago, one SOW and two
shoats, color black and white,
marked with two splits on left ear.
Owner is hereby notified to take
same away and pay charges or
same will be sold for keep. Gus
Karner, Grants Pass, Ore. 2-16-5t
ESTRAY-E Eight head of cattle,
brand II" on hip, crop and split
of left and half under crop of right
ear with dewlap. Information
wanted 7. j. Iussey, phone
710-F-11. r. F. d. No. 2. 2-16-6t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

PURE BRED, Mammoth Bronze tur-
keys and thoroughbred Poland
China hogs for sale. John H.
Robinson, Grants Pass, Ore, Route
2, Box 81. 1-19-4t
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1912-02-23

Earl v. INGLES, b. Sc-General
assay and analytical work. Cement
and asphalt testing. Best equipped
assay office aad testing lahora-
tory in Oregon. ~ worf guaran-
tsed. Calyert-Paddoek block
Phone 370-J
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
BIG CUSTOMS FIGURES.
over n Million Dollars Collected In
Vermont District during Year

Collector Of Customs Charles II. Oar
ling made public Tuesday the figures
showing the business done by the customs
district of Vermont for the fiscal year
ending June 30 The total amount of du~
ties collected Is Sl,ili,9i2$7 which IS the
year in the district since the division into
the Vermont and Mcmphromagog districts
in 1896. This total also exceeds any yearly
collection by the combined districts prior
to 1896 Collector Darling says the heavy
collections are accounted for by the big
impOrtations of hay from Quebec during
the periods of excessive drouth in the New
England States.
The customs figures for the fiscal year
ending June 80, 1912. are as follows: Du-
ties collected. $1,ilG94e.37; value of foreign
exports. s496.5,7; value of domestic cX-
ports. $i,5Gl,7l9,
The figures for the corresponding period
ending June 50, 1911, were: Duties collect
ed, sl.2o3,G19lo; value of foreign exports,
$S91,96d; value of domestic exports, $7.0l9.-
25S
The figures showing for June of this
year are as follows: Duties collected.
$llo59i72 as against $15,5 of June,
1911; value of foreign exports. $T1,13G AS
against $500 of June, 1911. value of do
nestle exports. $j35,3,0 rs AGAINST S197 $50
of June. 1911,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
PASTORAL CHANGES.
Many Priests In Diocese of burlington
Transferred by bishop Rice.

The Rt. Rev j. J. Rice has made several
pastoral changes during the past week.
The Rev. Robert Dewey. who has been
for several years at the Catholic Church
ct st. Adams Bay, has been transferred
to Sheldon Springs, To which is attached
the mission of Franklin. Tho RcV. T.
+. Bovin, who has been assistant at St
Mary's Church at 81. Adams. has been
transferred to the church at St. Adams
Bay, called "Our Lady of the Lake"
The Rev. Emile G. Fountain, curate of
st. Michacl's Roman Catholic Church at
Iirattlcboro has been transferred to St.
Francis Navicr Church ut WnuosN The
Rev bernard W Mediation, who has
been in charge of ST Johns Roman
catholic Church at Castlcton has been
transferred to Brattleboro. The Rev. John
Il. Mc'iarry, who has been in charge of
st. Francis parish at Windsor. has boon
transferred to the Church of St John the
Evangelist at Northheld. The Rev. j. T.
O'Neil. who has been In charge at North
field, is absent owing to i'll health. The
Rev. j. a Campcau. who was at sheldon
Springs. succeeds the Rev Father Nc
Garry in charge of st. Francis Church
a, Windsor The Rev T.. Marion, who
was assistant to the Rev c. u. Trotticr
bennington, where he will assist the
Rev. G. T.. Provost and will also attend
the mission of North pownal
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11

conventions. In the convention that nom
mated franklin Pierce and w. X. King
nt baltimore IN juno, 1859. of which John
w. Davis of Indiana WINS permanent
chairman, Jefferson Davis received IL
votes from the Illinois delegation for vice
president 1t Is II curious bit of political
history that the later president of the
confcderacy should have received such IA
vote from a northern State.
In the convention which nominated
buchanan and Breckenridge at Cincinnati
I'm June. 1876. four candidates were placed
IN ohanan, Pierce, Cnss
and DouElas--in the shortest nominating
speeches ever delivered. The four speech
as made exactly II words. breckenridge
who was present when he was nominated
for vicc-presdent declined in u speech
and later accepted. The permanent chair
man of this convention was John t..
Ward of Georgia.
What caprlces await the conventions
to meet in Chicago and Baltimore cannot
he foretold. not even by Managers Me-
kinley and Dixon in their contradictory
tables.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11

with Malcolm. and Williams with Davis
and Brown with Warner would furnish
some excitement. or course star pitch
crs were many. Pitchers have the best
chance of any to stand out among the
rest for the reason That college boys are
poor batsmcn. Davis Of Williams, NAL
colin of Vermont. INLAY Of Pennsylvania,
IIiglitower of Cornell and Vernon Of Am
herst appear to be the best pitchers of
the lot
All the varsity mines were seriously
handicapped by the cold and wet spring
and for this reason the teams did not get
to going as quickly or 90 well AS in other
seasons. But when they did find favor
able conditions good baseball was played
ana this was true of the majority of the
important college mines. Some teams had
one star pitcher and depended on him for
all the glory, Others had too many
star pitchers and the result was tina;
none was a star for the reason that the
STATS were too large to give the lndivid-
ual pitchers much of chance. In fact,
| 1t was surprising to see so many or the
colleges carry three or four pitchers for
i not more than two games n week. Such
staff did not give the sabbists enough
work In the old days, the fast college
teams had one pitcher and he tackled two
and three opponents a week. While ono
is not enough to-day. -four is too many
and the wonder is that the coaches keep
so many fellows blocking up the way
! to success.
| Schedules of course were varied to n
great extent. Some played a few teams.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
PECK INSURANCE AGENCY.
Corporation VIII Take over business
Long Conducted by Individual.

General T. S. Peck began his insurance
career in the autumn of 1855 in company
with col. George w Hndcs, under the
firm name of Hindcs & Peck. After SIX
months this partnership was dissolved and
General Peck started for himself in the
store now occupied by Messrs. r. r.
Stearns N Co. This Insurance agency has
since then continued In business without
change. Later he moved to les College
street where he had his Office for some
- years. In 1896 he moved to the present
location at l52 College street. During this
time General Peck has built an envlable
reputation for honorable dealing,
prompt payment of losses and
courteous and liberal treatment of
all customers. His name as an
insurance man has become a household
word throughout Vermont and his bust
ness is commensurate with his reputa-
tation.
General Peck has thought it wise to per-
petuate this agency by incorporation and
u associate with him faithful and loyal
gentlemen who have been in his employ
for many years. At "A meeting of the
stockholders, held Tuesday, the follow
ing board of directors was elected T. s.
Peck. y. II. St Pierre. + a. Rousseau
j. e. Trail. This board Of directors has
elected the following officers:
President, 7. S. Peck: secretary, f A.
Rousseau; treasurer, J. T.. Trail The
men composing The 7. $. Peck Insurance
agency all have hosts of friends who will
wish them well in this enterprise The
new corporation. with capital stock Of
$1,000, Will soon take over the business.
and success will undoubtedly attend the
asoncy under the new organization.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
JUST \ LITTLE FURTHER on.

After North Carolina voted to be a
"dry" state, its citizens became very
suspicious Of strangers.
One dag a commercial traveller went
up to an old negro in little town in
the eastern part of the state and said
to him.
Say, uncle, if YOU will lead me to
some place where | can get a drink,
ia give you two dollars"
IN. old darby looked him over care
fully, accepted the two plunks ana said
"All right, boss; Jest foller me"
He lcd the thirsty one through the
town, on through the suburbs into the
country. ana then started due west After
they had traversed about five miles in
silence and stll nothing in sight, the
man asked
"Look here, Nose, Where are we going
after this drink
ives gwne ovah into Kentucky. boss
we cant Git nothin in dis state"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
THE LATEST FASHION NEWS FROM
PARIS.

In the Woman's Home Companion ap-
pears a report of the latest French fash
ion changes, sent over from Paris by
special correspondent. Following Is
brief extract:
"Ncvcr has gay Paris shown so many
varied styles as are seen Mt present
roiret and Cabot are still making Sc
Vorcly simple gowns. many of them hav
ing the waist and skirt joined at the
waist-linc, and fastening straight up the
front, all Of them showing the slim ST.
houcttc. Then, Cabot t., also designing
tailored skirts with "A group OF side pla!ts
IN the front and in the back which are
stitched to within Is inches Of the hem
and then allowed to flare out.
Another striking contrast 10 this type
of tailored skirt is the Very new, very
scant model Of Bechoff- David, showing
an extremely original cut. The skirt Is
scnnt, aud has Il seam in front which
follows the line of tho jacket. There Is
also a seam In the middle of the back Of
the skirt This suit is made OF golden
brown. light-wcight ratine, and has big
roll collar of black satin.
although dark green is much used as
Il substitute for the touch of black, yet
the black note is stil a chara ctoristic note
of many of the best of the French cos
tunes. Madame Tollman and Drecol are
finishing many Of their blouses with ruch-
lhss of black tulle. and the sleeves also
nave undorsleeves of transparent black
tullo Black velvet ribbon Is much the
iashion just as 1t always Is whenever
taifeta silk is the mode.
1T Is a silk season In Paris this year,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
VERMONT NOTES.

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Articles OF incorporation have been
fled hy the Cement Gun company, or
ganizcd under the laws Of Delaware,
to do business In this State with head
quarters AT hutlahi' Inc capital stock
Is eluV'Voo'
The annual meeting of the state
Postmastcrs' League Will be held at
Bristol on We incsday and Thursday,
July | ana II. Tn. aiircss of well
como Will be given hy Postmaster +.
q. Ifaskins with a response by Marion
j Han, secretary of the league, An
ad dress VIII be given by President
Alvi T. Davis.
An animal sent to tho State House at
Nontu.licr from Randolph the other dav
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
Winchester Goods Make Hest Record
Mt Grand American 1Iandicap.

Winning professional championship at
singles, ana amateur and professional
championship at doubles; tieing in the
Grand American hnndicap being used by
three out of four mon who tied the pre-
liminary handicap, making highest score
in the consolation handicap and highest
average for all targets shot at during
the tournaments: Winchester repeating
shoteuns or loaded shells achieved a far
greater success at the big classic Grand
American handicap than any other make
of guns or shells represented In all Il
was a grand victory for the Trustworthy
Rcd w, brand, and forged another link
in the LONG chain Of evidence that proves
the generally admitted superiority of
Winchester guns and shells.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
MILK TRAIN WRECKED
Rutland Railroad Track Blocked
near Starr Farm Beach.
Heat Caused Rails to Sprend--No Pas
scngers on Train ana Crew Ex-
capped Injury-Through Trains
sent over Central Vermont.

There was Il small dolugc of milk and
cream on the Rutland railroads. right of
way Il quarter of II mile north of Starr
Farm Beach Tuesday afternoon, when
the southbound milk train left the rails,
scattering the cars IN all directions. and
splitting gallons and gallons of lactcal
fluid intended for city Consumers. The
residents of the vicinity, made gloomy by
the heat. became all the gloomicr when
they behcd so much perfectly good milk
oozlng away, and thought of the ice
cream that might have been made from
the raw material soaking into the thirsty
soil.
on summer day the heat lenCthenS
the rails, so that the little spaces which
YOU see between them In winter close
mp entirely. and the ends of the rails
IT tightly together on a day like Tues
day the sun. shining hot upon miles of
rails, sometimes forces them together
with a tremendous pressure, until finally
u rail bends somewhere, and then the
first train that comes along is ditchcd,
Tho accident Tuesday Is supposed TO
have been due to this cause, although
for some time the condition of the road
bed I'm tho vicinity of starr Farm Beach
las been REGARDED AS unsafe, and the at
tention of the Railroad officials was to
have been called to IT,
The accident happened about one o'clock
I'm the afternoon, when the mixed train,
80. s. was approaching Burlington The
IT" engine left the rails without turning
over. and the half-do7on cars were thrown
from the track ana separated from their
trucks. The coach at the rear Of the
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-07-11
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Chips of the old block come off mostly
in splintcrs.
There's hardly anything can make a
Young couple moro eager to get married
than they ought not to.
The reason man can afford to smoke
such good cigars is how he lies to his
wife about how much they cost him.
The first thing a man better understand
about "A woman is that there's nothing
about a woman he can understand
The uslicr the baby gets the less II
looks like its father If the rest of the
family want to keep him in good humor.
New York Press.