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Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
PARADE CLOSES
WILSON CAMPAIGN
IN new YORK
WILSON AND MARSHALL DAY
WILL BE OBSERVED WIDELY
TOMORROW
(By Associnted Pressl

Thy Associated PreSsl
NEW YORK, Nov. 1.-The demo
Gratis will practically close the cam
paign in this state with a Wilson
parade tomorrow afternoon.
1t will be Wilson and Marshall
day throughout the country. WIN
sons closing message to the voters
will be read about the same time
in every city and practically every
village in the United States.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
WOMAN coNFESSES TO
MURDER OF SINGER GIRL

my Associated PressD
CHICAGO, Nov Mrs. Charles
". Conway, who was arrested yes
terday with her husband at Lima,
O.. on suspicion of the murder Of
Sophia Singer the Baltimore heir
ess who was found slain in a room
ing house. confessed TO the crime
today
She said her husband killed the
Young woman William Worthen
was Miss Singers affianced hus
band
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01

WEALTHY cATTLEMAN rs
HELD ON MURDER CHARGE

tns Asseelnt.d rrr--i
OAKLAND, Nov l. A. J stephen
son. wealthy cattleman Of New
man. was arraigned today on a
charge Of murder the result OF an
investigation Of the death of An.
drew Pimentet whose injuries we're
received when be vas run down
b, stephenson's automobile The
heariug Was postponed until No'em
her n
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
sRucE Brown WAS WEAL~HV

NEW YORK. Nov I The viii %
David t.onely Rruce isrcSn the an
e.abtle driver kiilrd near Miiwau.
kes. A. filed Tor probate today.
plaees the value 81 hs estate over
fsaaa personal and ssoeea F~ai
property Al ls lrfi 70 bis mother
Mrs. nrnee nrown II thia city.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
700 LETTERS APPEAR
At DYNAMITE TRIAL

tBy Associated Pressl
INDIANAPOLIS. Nov l. - Seven
hundred letters taken from the Of.
flee OF the International Association
of Bridge and Structural Iron work.
ers were brought before the jury
today at the dynamite conspiracy
trial
II is charged the letters show that
Frank Ryan. president OF the union.
and other defendants. knew about
Jobs that we're 70 BE- blown up.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
ROOSEVELT PREPARING
TO ANSWER WILSON


tns A.-oeIated pr~-sl
OYSTER BAY. Nov I Roosevelt
began today the preparation Of his
reply to Governor Wilson's speech At
Madison square Garden last night,
tie viii speak in New York tonight
combining bis address to state H.
SUES.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
SEAPORT OF ACAPULCO
DESTROYED BY HURRICANE
~, Associated rre-s'

tny AsS"ctnted PreSSl
SAN JUAN DEL SUR, Nov. Tine
seaport Of Acapulco. on the Pacltle
coast OF Mexico. was virtually ue-
stroyed By hurricane "Wednesday
night. according to wireless. NO
lives we're lost, but number OF
natives were injured.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
DISMISS INDICTMENTS
AGAINST LOUIS GLASS

tny Associated rr~--l
SAN FRANCISCO. Sov L. The
last Of the graft indictments that
against Louis Glass of the telephone
company. vas dismissed today BY
Judge t.awler
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
Named Defendant In Suit Filed Today In The District Court
AND ROBERTS WILL
BE IN TONOpAH TOMORROW

W. and Congressman E. Roberts passed
bound Goldield Both cand
dates will morning and will spend
day will be speechmak
Sunday morning both gentlemen will return TO the
northern of the
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
wl1sAN WILL sPCAN
AT RocHEsrGP ToHle~f

tns N.-astatea tft--f
NRW YORK. Nov GoYesaof
Wilson leu Cor Rochester today
whese he speaks tonight
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
JOHNSON IS TOURING
SMALL n Y, VILLAGES

tnt A@.eetatpa ftr~.-t
nuffAi.o. Nov tiosesnor John
son left here early today Tor tour
II the numerous small towns ~
seslsern NeW York
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
WHITMAN WARMED oF
PLo1 AGAINST LlFE

"a. A.-.elated rrr--i
NEW YORK Nov I District A.
,ornsy whitman has been warned
~ 4 nlo, 10 ansasa nair him on ae'
saunt IL the conviction Of heesrs'
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-11-01
WEATHER

cloudy: warmer To-
night and Saturday
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Todav's silver
Quotation, 62 ~
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Books and an lmpudent RaeeaI,

Book buying has It's joys. but there
comes time when wedding out" has
to be undertaken. The late Churton
Collins crammed his house with books
Then one day he realized that some
would have to so. A man from book
shop was sent for to look at them,
writes l.. @. Collins In his memoir OF
his father. :" = The following col.
loquy ensued: Have you selected the
ones you are prepared to offer price
for:' They're ~ good to me. guv'nor.'
What, none Of themy No. not one.
After a puuse somebody interposed.
saying that there really was no room
for the books aud that the man had
better have them for nothing Thor
oughly indignant. my father. however
at length consented. The man then re
marked. 'That'll be half a crown
What do you mean whit forY ex-
claimed my father In restrained tone
Of voice. For taking them away. said
the man. Leave the house. you impu
dent rascal! at last roarcd the justly
incensed professor. And so the books
remained. - London Chronicle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
A cunnino Little Bird.

A naturalist had been searching for
the eggs Of the little dunlin Ia Siberia
and came upon n nest. The bird quiet
~ slipped Off and began to walk
around the man. now and then pecking
on the ground. as II feeding. seldom
going more than six feet from him and
often approaching within eighteen
inches. The tameness Of the bird was
almost ludicrous. She seemed so ex.
tremely tame that the man almost
thought for the moment that he could
catch her. and getting on all tours. he
crept quietly toward her. AS soon as
he began to move from the nest the
birds manner entirely changed. She
shutiied along the ground as II lame
She dropped her wings. as IL unable to
fly. and occasionally rested on her
breast with dropping wings. as II dy-
ing. Finally when she eluded him aud
darted into the underground he found
that he had lost the location of the
nest
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Tranquility Of List.


List WIS II sweet souled character
One day two of his friends musicians,
resolved to put the maestro into q
passion Which one OF his habits"
they inquired. would most seriously
trouble him were he deprived Of III"
Perhaps" was the answer. me
would suffer most II deprived Of II we'll
made bed"
The two confederates. with II louis.
bought over n servant to their designs
She was not, 1t was agreed. to make
his bed for that night.
List slept badly and the next morn
Ing simply said. "You have forgotten
to make my bed"
For two days following she neglect
ed making the bed. and on the third
day the maestro simply said:
II see that you have decided not to
make my bed Well, let 1t alone. ]
have come to accustom myself to IT,
Cri de Paris
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Not Dragging

We don't like to brag on our
theatre but it sure pleases us
when we are told that our
theatre shows the newest pict-
ures Of any theatre in western
Iowa. A lady who has just re-
turned from Excelsior Springs,
Mo-, stated that she had seen
Pathe Weekly there last week,
which had been shown here
about three months ago. An
other gentleman, who has been
visiting in Minnesota claimed
to have seen nearly all the pict-
ures shown there, here at the
Palm several months before.
We very seldom show a reel
which is over two weeks old
and most always show them
within the week in which they
are released. We could get
these same pictures two or
three months from now at
about one half the price we are
paying, but we believe in Civ
ing the best and will continue
to do so. 1t is impossible to
have a program every evening
that will please every customer
but just remember that when
it does not exactly please you
that it does some one else. We
have been asked several times,
"what has become of G. M. An
derson" or "where is Maurice
Costello" or why don't you
have Alice Joyce more often?'
These questions are hard to
answer as there are several rea-
sons. Mr.. Costello has become
such a great actor that he will
only pose about four times a
month and then for a large sal
airy. G. M. Anderson or "Bron-
cho Billy" is taking a vacation.
So if you miss a popular face
for a week or so, it is for some
similar reason. ADV.
The Palm.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
knowinu the Great Men.

Mr.. Browning himself once tod me
how important and Interesting he
thought 1t that the young should have.
ls 1t WERE landmarks in their lives by
ut least seeing great men who belong
ed to an earlier generation.
"Once." he said. 81 was walking in
the streets of Paris with my son. vino
was then little boy. We saw an old
men approaching us In q long, loose.
rather shabby coat and with a stoop-
Ing. shutting attitude and gait. Touch
that man us you pass him. whisper
ed to my little son. Il will tell YOU
why afterward' The child touched
him as he passed. and said to him,
Now. my boy. you will always be able
to remember in later years that YOU
once saw and touched the great Beran-
ger. '"-Dean Farrar in Men | Have
Known"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
VALE OF THE WYE.
Glimpse Of an Imposing and Romantic
Spot In Wales.

Glimpse Of an Imposing and Romantic
Spot In Wales.
Those who travel through strange
places with their eyes and their ears
open are likely to make strange discov-
cries, but there are p;cn.y of other
finds which. simply as II delight to the
senses and without any wonder or cN-
riosity attending them, are we'll worth
the trouble of trying TO forget ones
preoccupation In what he secs and
hears
Both these pleasures of travel come
to those who will fare slowly ard OBJ
servingly through the Vale of the Wye
in Wales. 1t seems almost like chap
ter from some magnificent Apocalypse
to travel on to CHacf and Ilynlimon
and glimpse the imposing grandeur of
the visions that await tho appreriative
eye Half of Wales seems to lie before
the traveller. The mountains of tho
Cader range loom loftiiy, ard Snow
don. of the lakes, seems to hccl on him
on. The long headland % C,trna7von
hugs half sea i'm the crook of its arm.
rembrOkes ragged cepes 2.cani be-
yond the lovely mountainous heights.
No sound breaks the vast sirnce. You
are Shut Off from tho bustllng world.
The hawk circles in noisrless void
above the slopes w!li;cncd With graz
Ing sheep. For moment there ;u:,y
be the feeble pipe Of :lle wlratcari #ad
for another brief sm'stn lark may Tilt
praise to heaven. I:'.t that is ALL
philadelphia Norll, Arsc::aan.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Artist and counterfeiter.

There used to be an old German
-counterfeiter In this country who was
veritable wonder with the brush and
pen. This man literally p,tinted pic
lures Of twenty dollar notes which
were works OF art He used no tools
except his pens and brushes. and Il,
took him week to do tho portrait OF
banknote. He figured that his
handicap was worth about So day
and worked under the idca that the
world owned him fair living and
should not object " his talent led him
toward portrait painting. with twenty
dollar BILLS for models. Even jail
terms failed to impress him seriously
with his wronsdoing. A collector of
curios once offered $500 for one Of his
specimens OF bill portraiture. and the
value Of some others was said to be
even greater, SO marvellous was the
delicacy OF his brush work.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
HIS MILD REPR00F.
The Mate Let the Captain Down Easy
About His Mistake.

ApOut tbs MISTAKE.
The skipper was man who had a
good opinion Of himself and his no.
lions. He had pulled through ship
wreck. mutiny and other perils of the
deep. but he came cropper once. For
one Of his voyages he had shipped II
loatswain's mate who bore something
of a reputation.
One day the skipper ordered him
aloft to examine a sail on the royal
yard
" faint safe, capn." protested the
boatswain's mate. 81 lie Foot ropes has
got to be fixed first"
do as tell you." thunderrd tho
captain. The foot ropes are al right.
know they are.
The NAN went UP.
Five minutes later he came tumbling
down through the rigging from the
top of the mast, distance of over
100 feet
With n bang he landed Oh the belly
Of the mainsail and bounded into che
Of the canvas covered boats.
The sailors. thinking lin dead.
crowded about him in circle.
To their amaZement he sat up
His eyes wandered vacantly about
until they rested OIL the leathcry face
Of the skipper. when they lighted up
With intelligence.
"Cap'n." he said slowly you was
mistaken about them foot ropes. -
London Tit Bits
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
What He Didn't Say

The priest was remonstrat-
ing with one of his flock in an
effort to make him give up
drink. II tell you, Pat" he
said, "you should give it up.
Whisky is your worst enemy"
"Me enemy, is it, Father?''
said Pat with a twinkle; and it
was yer Riverence's self that
told US only last Sunday that
we should love our enemies"
$50 / did, Pat" retorted the
priest, "but / didn't say you
should swallow them"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
1t Would Be Useless

Mrs. Blacks servant girl had
been in the habit of going out
to meet the grocer's boy when
he came to the back door with
goods. Observing this Mrs.
Black watched and saw the boy
kiss Norah heartily. When the
girl came in Mrs. Black said Sc
verely:
"Norah, l saw the grocer's boy
kiss you this morning when you
went out for the groceries.
Hereafter l shall go myself. "
Cali right, num-" said Norah,
''but twill do yez no good. He
SEE he won't kiss nobody but
me-"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
Q a 3 T ORlA
Individual Drinking Cups As

Campaign literature
Public opinion moves rapidly
and the innovation of yester-
day is the commonplace of to-
day. 1t is only a short time
since the suggestion of individ-
ual drinking cups was regarded
as an advanced hygienic propo-
sition. Today they are not
only accepted as customary in
many parts of the country but
in one locality, at least, they
have been used as factors in
the political game. The news
papers of Carthage, Mo-, an
nounce that one of the candi-
dates for sheriff is giving a
practical demonstration of his
belief in the enforcement of
sanitary laws. In his campaign
for election he is using paper
folding sanitary drinking cups
as campaign literature. Each
cup bears a picture of the can
didate and a statement of his
candidacy. So far as we are
aware, says the Journal of the
American Medical Association,
this is the first time that the
individual drinking cup has
been used to promote politics
as we'll as good health. The
possibilities of this plan are
almost unlimited and numerous
Celebrations will no doubt
suggest themselves to our
readers and to future candi-
dates. 1t is encouraging to see
the position of a candidate on
sanitary questions made an
issue in a political campaign.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Know Iowa

The farms of Iowa are worth
more than the farms of Maine,
New Hampshire, Vermont,
Massachusetts, Rhode Island,
Connecticut, New Jersey, Dele
ware, Maryland, West Virginia,
South Carolina, Florida, Mon
tana and Wyoming combined.
The increase in value of
Iowa farm land in the last ten
years is greater than the in
crease in value of all the farm
land in Montana, Idaho, Wyom-
ing, Colorado, New Mexico, Ari-
iona, Utah, Nevada, Arkansas,
Louisiana and Oregon combin-
ed.
The farm buildings of Iowa
are worth, more than the farm
buildings of New Hampshire,
Vermont, Rhode Island, Dele
ware, Florida, Louisiana, Mon
tana, Idaho, Wyoming, Arkan-
sas, New Mexico, Utah, Ne
vada, Washington, Oregon and
West Virginia combined.
lowa's farm implements are
worth more than the farm i'm
plements of Maine, New Hamp-
shire, Vermont, Massachusetts,
Rhode Island, Connecticut,
Montana, Idaho, Wyoming,
Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona,
and Nevada combined.
The live stock of Iowa is
worth more than the live stock
of Maine, New Hampshire,
Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode
Island, Connecticut, New Jer-
sey, Delaware, Maryland, Flor
ida, Arizona, Utah, Nevada,
West Virginia, louisiana and
New Mexico combined.
The farm lands of Iowa in
the last ten years have increas-
ed an average of $57 "a per
acre. This increase alone
amounts to more than the aver
age value per acre of the farm
land in every state in the
Union except New Jersey,
Ohio, Indiana, Illinois and Cali
fornia.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Chine Sc Gueee w.

Difficulties If census Mu,i: among
Chinese are an,l;sinrly Illustrated by
he British commissioner III W cihhwel
his report. IA Chinc~" child ut
birth Is said to bc one yrar old" he
writes. and after ii HIS passed one
new year 1t is said In be two years old.
Thus child If born in The last month
Il the year may be ,;li,l to DC two
years Of age before il is thirty DAYS old
according to urnprln reckoning. y
hild of eighteen months time of life
;ince birth Is re; lond bv Chinese to
be either two wears oi ti,rer years old.
this depending OH wh",il.l il WAS born
In the first or second hell of the year.
1t Is common for IL Chinese mother to
Give IL son he n;i.iir of y ...tl- prcsuil-
ably to deceive the fhtrs Vi Dt.lg con-
,idered easier to bring up girl. There
ire many large undivided fainilies in
Weihuiwei. The largest is that Of a
widow named Mcng Yu Slih, whose
family consists of siXty.siX. which,
With one servant. makes sixty seven
mouths to the common meal"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
M.cau,ax.. Torrent Of Talk.

"Macnulny Improves! MacauIay I'm.
provost" Sydney Smith remarked one
day. II have observed In him Of late
flashes of-silence." The "sonorous VI
vacity" Of this enormous talker nettlel
Smith. who found 1t impossible often
to voice his own wit and wisdom. IL
wish could write poetry like you" he
complained to u friend. ~ would write
an .Inferno,' and would put Macau-
lay among number Of disputants aud
gag him."
Another contemporary described Ma
caulay as shopping all over on every
subject and standing In the Stops"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Like Many Others

"Did you ever contribute to
The Atlantic Monthly'?" asked
the sweet young girl of the
famous author.
"Not monthly-daily," re.
piled the author.
DAILY" echoed the girl ir
surprise.
eyes," said the author sadly
"last summer, when l crossed
to Europe"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24

Advertised letter list for the
week ending Oct. 2l, 1912:
Adams, C.
Brimms, F. j.
Buttrick, Earle
Carlson, A. j.
Cline, Miss Lula
Cronailieo, MIR.
Elshire, Mrs. Frank
Honeywell, w. r.
McElroy, Barton
Mckinney, Roy
Smith, Eva T.
D. j. Album, P. M.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
She Couldn't

She was a very dignified
maiden lady and she entered a
dry goods store to make some
purchases.
If you please" she said tc
the clerk, 81 should like to see
some hose"
"Yes'm," said the clerk, who
was exceedingly bowlegged,
leading the way to the hosiery
department; Gust walk this
way"
The lady glared at his wad
ding figure.
81 can't walk that way" she
said.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24

Cards were received in the
city yesterday announcing the
birth Of a daughter, Katherine
Amelia, weighing u lbs, Sept,
"a, to Mr.. and Mrs. John Witt,
at their home in California.
Mrs. Witt was formerly Miss
Mary Tiegler Of this city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
None for Him

One mother who still consid-
ers Marcel waves as the most
fashionable way Of dressing
the hair was at work on the
job.
Her little eight-year-old girl
was crouched on her fathers
lap, watching her mother.
Every once in a while the baby
fingers would slide over the
smooth and glossy pate which
is Fathers.
"No waves for you, Father .
remarked the little one.
"You're all beach,"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
An Even Thino.

The late Sydney Mudd of Maryland
was on train going from Washington
to his home when n man who had had
too much to drink sat down beside him.
The passenger blinked at Mudd for Il
moment; then he lurched over ard
asked SHAY, wash your Nance"
"My name is Mudd." he replied.
Said the other: You got nothin' on
me- My names Dennis" Saturday
evening Post.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Not For Him

"And," concluded the Sun
day-school teacher, "if you are
a good boy, Tommy, you will go
to Heaven and have a gold
crown on your head"
"Not much" said Tommy; "a
had one Of them things put on
Z tooth oncet."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Followed the Ex.mp,. Of Cato

In the first yenr Of the last centur,
London affected great admiration for
Cato's suicide. the feeling being arous
ed by Addison's play. A gentleman
named Budget. after witnessing Its
performance. threw himself into the
Thames OH his way home. His body
was recovered. and OH 1t was found q
scrap Of paper with these words: "What
Cato did and Addison approved must
needs be right.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Everybodv Ha, Trouble.

4 can't get a new hat because the
children need shoes"
I'm In the same boat"
"Why. you have no children"
True. but | can't get new dress
because the auto needs tires."-Pitts-
burgh Post.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24

President Gardner and the
Board of Directors were here in
their special train yesterday.
They only stayed long enough
to change engines and did not
visit any of the railroad prop
erty at all.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
w. G. 7. U.

At the meeting of the
Women's Christian Temper
ance Union at Mrs. r. Newton's
Mrs. Bessie Ehrhardt, the
District President, who is q
new but persistent worker, pre-
sided. Mrs. Luella Martin was
secretary pro tenn.
After a hymn was sung, the
following scripture was read:
Jer. 9th. ooh that my head
were waters, and my eyes a
fountain of tears, that l might
weep day and night for the
slain of the daughter of my
people"
"Shall | not visit them for
these things?" saith the Lord;
''shall not my soul be avenged
on such a nation as this?"
After which prayer was
offered.
The minutes of the last
meeting were read. Then
Mrs. Ehrhardt gave a short
talk on the w. C. T. U. work.
Then came the election of
officers, which are as follows:
Pres, Mrs. Luella Martin.
Vice Pres, Mrs. Christina
Hanson.
Sec, Mrs. Catherine Berry.
Treas, Mrs. Grace Heifeldt.
The next meeting will be
with Mrs. Galley Tuesday, Oct.
10Th, at 2::3O p. m. Everybody
interested in christian work is
invited. Pres.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24
Proved Their Smartness

Proved Their Smartness
81 had a dozen proposals be-
fore yours" scornfully said the
wife during the quarrel, sand
all from smarter men than you
too"
II don't doubt they were,"
said the indignant husband,
"they all managed to get out of
it."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1912-10-24

One Member Would Do
eff should kiss you," asked
the bashful young man, "would
you call your parents?"
"Well," said the girl, cit
wouldn't be necessary for you
to kiss the whole family"