The Greeley tribune., 1912-08-29

An inside tip ON the primary ~
anita ON the republican side Il 20 u'e
.,ys,r, that the machine men Will ke'
TN, un,st votes. Just watch II "'e
RIG Mac candidates do MT WIN.
This Is the one year for several
when Weld can put up the oes. ~
r,cultural exhibit ON earth. Anu Que
can IN, pla1e<I in the rSstunda ~ u'e
s,ats, capitol free. How about H.
Teddy says he wants chance ~
,.,t hack at ArchiOld, the StanNsre
0,I mnunnte, Well, II Teddy dOAAsn !
vef h,,s.k. MIR. ArchbOld will be the
only one we can recall who escatseu'
The prohibition candidate ioF
,,esident SAYS that II the election
wns tomorrow Woodrow wilson
would win hands down. Well. To-
morrow is not 50 far away from No
vember 3.
| Several prominent citizens OF
Greeley have been grOssly ibelei.
1t is said that they are the real eui-
tors Of the Tribune. The unreal
editor and the unreal owner are
sensitive on this point.
A Denver paper announces tna'
garbage fed hogs must go out
doesn't say where. II allowed but
one guess most people would say
that they go to the slaughter house
to he made into high priced pork.
Woodrow Wilson seems to he
about the only important man In
the country that the Hon. Col. Theo-
,lore Roosevelt has not consigned to
the Ananias club. Nature Fakir so.
ciety or List OF Undesirable Citazens.
Mrs. Vanderbilt gave ball at
New,ort which cost S75.OOO and
brought ont a display Of x1O.WDO,-
900 worth OF diamonds. That's
nothing-Grpeley is going to have
ten tons Of spuds to give away on
Potato day.
Grasshoppers ousted people from
their homes In Tulsa, Okla. accOfu-
ing to news dispatches. That's
either some real story or else Tulsa
has got all other towns backed on
the boards when 1t comes TO news-
paper correspondents.
Tiat eighty year old hoy at the
Eaton picnic who thought he would
get the prize for being the oldest
person present evidently forgot he
was living in Weld county an,oag =
bunch OF the hArSiiest pioneers that
ever crossed the plains.
THIS Is MEAN
The Ohio State Journal says: at
Is saiieiening to reflect that there Is
almost certainly some cOnscienceaeas
person who will blithely suggest
that it be called 1.-The Tennessee
Coal and Iron Party"
Russians actually cOnsunsc three
days time In getting married, bet 1t
oaly seea,s that lung when the aver.
age American h trying to nsulnl1ae .
few words after the minister while
he tries to remember where In
thunder he put the wedding ring.
Hi johnson, governor OF Cali
fornia and the runDing mate Of
Teddy on the Bull Moose ticket, ts
coming to Greeley next Saturday.
Here's hoping that he will be able
To convert = lot more hard shell r..
publicans to vote the straight vii.
SON ticket.
Among other things we wo0ld
like to sec the charges of the Dea-
yer Post against ono Mr.. Evans Of
Denver brought to . show down.
SpAsftng around for wind and coa-
tempt Of court fines do not spell
anything. Here's hoping that tho
real facts will be brought out some
| way, some time, In some court.
HERE 1T is
Every day we are looking for the
Fort Collins Review to say that
Greeley will be the slickest town In
the state ~ soon ~ II gets the
streets Oileli-bsit he hasn't said 1t
yct.-Greeley Tribune.
We were merely waiting until the
oil coat is duly placed and followed
by a rain coat, when, NO to speak,
the streets will he . little slicker.-
Fort Collins Review.
HAVE YOU SENT FOR CAMPAIGN
BOOK?
Every democrat who Is working
for the success OF the ticket this fall
should send sOIne money to Hon
James T. Lloyd, chairman, national
democratic congressional committees
Washington. ID. g., for n copy Of the
new democratic campaign hook
Whatever amount Is sent for the
hook will he used toward carrying
ON the work OF the campaign with.
out the aid Of trusts and special
privilege. The committee Is in nee<
Of funds.