The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1912-09-26

has always come first | dropped the
canvass to preserve and protect ms
honah. began at the head Of the OF
position Perhaps 20 remember oi
reading Of the sudden demise Of an ed
itor named Gadsby in this state;
walked in on him and quietly said
"'Suh, | am Colonel Bunker-Colonel
Bunker, sub. Will 30 kindly arrange
7 to shoot at me at ten pacesr
The First "AHsir."
HE said he would. sub. aud be did.
sub, and | must say that be died ike a
gentleman. | trusted that my prompt
and vigorous action would have a salu.
tary effect on his contemporaries but
/ they only made il the excuse TO pour
out other yials of vituperation and in
suit. | was forced TO cal out and
wound three in succession. aud then I
paid my attentions to stale senator
who was seeking to couple my name
with the scandal. l called him out
and he was on hand TO the minute. and
when he went down with bullet in
his shoulder be lay like a gentleman.
II was an affair like to remember fer
its urbanity and general good feeling.
"And then came the affair with Judge
Harper The judge had questioned my
bravery as a soldier and my sincerity
as a politician. and waited upon him
in the usual way. He received me as
one gentleman receives another, and
we proceeded to the field of hOnah with
linked arms. Ii was with all due re.
spect for his many attributes that
put a bullet through his leg and made
him a cripple for life.
mo less than three other affairs fol
lowed, and all were beautifully man.
aged and strictly according to the code.
That is thing l can pride myself on
following the code to the very letter.
All Lost Save Honor
Some of my opponents were not so
careful, however. Judge Thomas, for
instance, being challenged for doubt
ing that had the best interests Of our
people at heart In accepting the nomi-
nation. selected ak handles as weapons
and actually appeared on the field with
one In his hand. | turned away from
him, suh-posltively and unqualihedly
turned away-and public sentiment
bore me out in so doing Later on,
when the judge was dying Of fever, he
rendered me full apology and re.
moved the stain from his character
befo' passing away.
'The time may come when gentle.
men will seek the field of honah with
AK handles or sled stakes for weapons,
but not in my time. hope; not In my
time, sub.
"As to the campaign. suh-as to the
campaign--I couldn't travel and fight
duels and make speeches, too, and |
therefore threw the campaign over my
shoulder. Honah frst-ofiice second
The unknown nominee on the other
ticket took advantage of the occasion
to stump the state and make all sorts
Of promises. and when the adorable
and enthusiastic electors came to the
polls they forgot me- If remember
right suh-and I think do-that un-
known and unheard of PERSONS ma
jority was something like $4,000.
Il believe the matter was referred
to as landslide, and some of the pa.
pers were unkind enough to say that
| was buried fo'teen feet deep was
showed under. sub, but saved my
honah as gentleman should. and now
| don't mind If do remove this dry
ness from my throat Thanks, sub.
took you to be a person Of thoughtful
ness and observation. and am glad
to find that am not mistaken. Yes,
sub, saved my honor-a and here's look
Ing at yo,' suh."