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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20
Carlyle, Emerson and Satan.

Carlyle and Emerson once had a pas
sage of arms on the subject of the ex-
istence of the devil. Carlyle believed
in the devil. He had robust and de-
faint faith in such parsonage, and we
know that when Carlyle had a belief
in anything it was so even if it wasn't
so. The great American writer did not
believe. They argued the thing for
some time. We'll, come and see him
for yourself" said Carlyle. and the
poor poet. wondering whether the 9TH
er had the devil chained up anywhere,
put on his hat and went out into the
London night. Carlyle took him round
to various gin shops in Seven Dials, to
certain dens of infamy and low class
music halls. DO you believe in the
devil now?" said Carlyle. Apparently
Emerson did not. They finished up by
going to the distinguished strangers
gallery of the house of commons. 1t
was a wild night of imprisoned
speeches, saving of arms and thump-
ing of fists. Emerson had never seen
anything like it and said so. and Car
lyle nudged his elbow into Emerson's
ribs and whispered gravely. DO you
believe in a devil nowY'
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It TickIed Her.

E. H. Sothern, the actor. says that a
laugh in the wrong place strikes chill
to an actors heart. Sometimes" he
continued, at works havoc. as the fol-
lowing incident will indicate:
"a stock company was playing
tOthello.' At the point in the fifth act
where Othello cries, 1t is too late" and
smothers Desdemona with a pillow,
burst of convulsive laughter peaIed
from the gallery. Othello at first paid
no attention to the disturbance and
went on with his lines-'Not dead, not
quite dead"-when another and more
uproarious guffaw, coupled with the
contagious giggling Of a hundred wom-
en-, caused him to arise in real rage and
call the curtain.
Next morning, while the leading
RAN was at breakfast, the meek wait
ress who brought his dishes whispered
alphabetically. Perhaps 1 am to blame
for the trouble at the play last night,
SIR
How is thatT the actor inquired
with a frown, for he had just finished
reading the local press notices.
"1-Tm awfully sorry, SIR she re-
piled, but really couldn't help laugh
ing. If there's anything that tickles me
it's a pillow fight! ''-Cosmopolitan
Magazine
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CITY ADVERTISEMENT.
Department Of Public Works.
Office of the Board.

Richmond, Ind, May Goth, 1912.
Notice to Contractors:
Notice is hereby given by the Board
of Public Works of the City of Rich
mond, Indiana, that sealed proposals
will be received by it, at it's office, at
the hour of 10 o'clock A Nj. on Thurs
day, June 9Th, 1912, for the following
described public improvements in the
City of Richmond, as authorized by
the improvement Resolutions named:
Improvement Resolution No. 325, 1912
For the improvement of the south
side of East Main street, by construct
ing cement curb and gutter, from
South 22nd to South 23rd street.
All work done in the making of said
described public improvements, shall
be in accordance with the terms and
conditions of the Improvement Resolu-
tons, as numbered, and the detail
plans, profiles, drawings and specifica-
tons which are on file and may be
seen in the office of said Board of
Public Works of the City of Rich
mond.
The bidders, in submitting proposals
to make said described public improve
ments, must accompany each bid with
a certified check in the sum of $4,000
as evidence of good faith that the sue
cessful bidders will execute within ten
days from the acceptance of proposals,
contracts and bonds satisfactory to
the said Board to do the work of max
ing said improvements. A failure of
the successful bidders to enter into
such contracts and bonds upon the
acceptance of such proposals will for
felt the checks and the sums of money
payable thereon to the city as agreed
and liquidated damages for such fail
ure.
The Board of Public Works reserv-
es the right to reject any or all bids.
H. NJ. Hammond,
Fred r. Charles,
W. w. Zimmerman,
Board of Public Works
dly may 20-27
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Americanized.

A somewhat unpatriotic little son Of
Italy, twelve years old, came to his
teacher in the public school and asked
If he could not have his name changed
"Why do you wish TO change your
name?" the teacher asked.
II want to be an American. live in
America now. l no longer want to be
a dago."
What American name would you
like to have?'
Il have it here" he said, handing the
teacher dirty scrap of paper on which
was written Patrick Dennis McCarty,
-Everybody's.
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News From Surrounding Towns

day afternoon to consider certain in
terests.
Mrs. Ernest Doty and daughter
were Connersville visitors Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. e. Wards guests,
yesterday, were Miss Kate Karker of
Brookville, Miss Martha Baker and
nephew, Harry Ward of south of town
Mr.. Slonaker, of east of Milton
thinks farmers have been hasty in
blowing up wheat. He states that
wheat is spreading out and will come
out yet for a fair crop considering
conditions
Miss Mable Scott spent Saturday in
Cambridge City with Miss Pearl Pax
son.
Mrs. Christian Slonaker is visiting
her daughter. Mrs. Will Rothermel
and family. at Fountain City.
John Klieber, of sout hof town, is
reported no better. He is thought to
be gradually growing weaker
Lloyd Parkins spent day the lat
ter part of the week with his sister
Miss Miriam Parkins, at Earlham.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Kirlin spent over
yesterday with Mrs. Kirlin's parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Ferguson, near
Bentonville.
Mrs. Cherry and sister, Miss Edna
Mann, returned Saturday from Rich
mond, where they have been visiting
Their brothers, Messrs. Mann
Harold Filby was home from Rich
mond this week.
DR.. and Mrs. Chas Roark were given
a pleasant surprise, Friday evening by
the members of the Esther Bible Glass
of the M. E. Sunday school Quite
little company was present including
several of the gentlemen. After the
study of the lesson all enjoyed a So
cial hour and the time was spent in
music. Refreshments were served The
evening was very happy remainder
to DR.. and Mrs. Roark not only that
they had good friends but of their
church duties as well. The next meet
ing of the class will be with Mrs John
Ingerman.
Mrs. Elwood Moore, of Hammond,
who is now visiting at her daughters
Mrs. Charles Pierson, in Newcastle, is
expected at Milton soon, to visit her
relatives the Hussey and Moore fami-
lies.
Mrs. George Parker is spending
few days with her daughter, Mrs.
Park Manlove, and husband, near
Hagerstown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Newman atten-
ded the Commencement dance at
Cambridge City, Friday night
Miss Miriam Parkins, who belongs
to the Bird Glass at Earlham enjoyed
pleasant outing Saturday. The class
was out studying the birds
Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Williams, at
tended the commencement dance at
Cambridge City, Friday evening.
Elwood Beeson has not been feeling
so we'll the last few days
Harper Lindsay attended the COM
mencement dance, at Cambridge City
Friday evening.
Mrs. e. P. Newman received word
that her nephew, the Rev. John Har-
den, had returned to Vast Terre
Haute to their daughters at that place,
from Jerome, Arizona. Mrs Harden
was Miss Viola Witt of Dublin. The
Rev. Mr.. Harden is in i'll health. He
some months ago had a cancer remov-
ed from his breast. 1t is seemingly
coming again.
Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Williams at
tended the commencement dance at
Cambridge City, Friday evening
Mrs. Benton Wagner was very i'll
Friday night with neuralgia of the
heart. A physician was called.
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The ~
Scrap Book
Eugene Wares Quick Wit.

The ready wit of the late Eugene F.
Ware. author of The Washerwoman' $
Song" and other poems. is shown in
the following story:
He was giving a dinner at his home
in Kansas City. Kan, the place to
which he had retired after he resigned
from the Office of pension commission
er at Washington under Roosevelt.
The guests We're equally divided be-
tween Missourians, from the twin city
across the line. and kansans. All
present had imbibed the spirit of their
genial humorous host.
Said Missourian: You Kansans al
ways have your brass bands going
and your flags flying. We, from Mis-
souri,. get tired Of your cocksureness.
Tell me, what have you decided about
the hen. for instance. Does she sit
or does she set?'
eve don't bother about things like
that" flashed Ware. What concerns
us, when she cackles. is. has she laid
or has she lied ?"-Lippincott's
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The Hub or The Body.

The organ around which all the other orgars
revolve. and upon which they are largely de-
pendent for their welfare. is the stomach.
When the functions of the stomach become i'm
paired. the bowels and liver also become de-
ranged. To cure disease of the stomach. liver
Or bowels get q 50 cent or 81 bottle OF DIR. cald
wells Syrup Pepsin at your druggists. It Il
the promptest relief for constipation and dys-
peDSia ever com rounded.
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Be Loving,

They CLEAN like the dawn of the morning
These two little heart searching words
And thrill with a passion of music
Like rapturous carol of birds.
Be loving-they hold in completeness
The germ of a beautiful life.
The heart that with love is o'erf1owing
Has no room for rancur and strife
Be loving-true love is forgiving,
Unselfish and patient and kind.
Flies quickly to render glad service,
Some plea for the weakest will find.
Be loving, for never a blossom
That blooms in his garden above
Is dear to the heart OF the Master
AS the great white lily of love.
Louise Jackson Strong.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

One of our dairy folks found neglect
ing to salt the cows the principal
cause of his winter churning troubles.
A drove of hogs of all colors and
sizes brings as much money as a
drove of the same breed, color and
size.
You may feed all the food your hens
can possibly use. but If you are short
on grit the result will not be satisfac-
tory.
Cold storage men claim that brown
shelled eggs, being heavier and thick
er, preserve better than white-shelIed
ones
One green feed a day should be
the rule. Scalded alfalfa, sprouted
grain, cabbage or root crops are all
good.
If one of your hogs gets a grudge
against another, put them in sep
arate pens. They will do better and
grow faster.
While good pasture and forage
crops will cause ewes to take on
flesh rapidly. they are run down in
flesh and vitality.
Bright sunshine helps to clean
dairy utensils, but it should give only
the finishing touches. It's sure to
shirk the rough work.
Clean the coops thoroughly before
you put them away. Get them I'M
der cover. too, if you can. They will
last so much longer.
Plenty of corn will keep the hens
from freezing to death, but it isn't
likely to stimulate them to break any
records in egg production
1t Is not too early to make up your
list of fruit trees needed for next
springs planting, and to get the order
in. That will avoid delays during the
spring rush.
All kinds of schemes have been rec
commended and tried as preventives
against rabbits gnawing young trees
but we still believe there is nothing
that does the work better than bunch
Of corn stalks tied about them with
binder twine.
If you will coil rope to the left
twice and then take the end and pass
it down through the coil and then coil
it once to the right, you will probably
take the twist out. This is the meth
cd used by an agent who has handled
and sold rope for great many years.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20
THE. GREATEST MAN.

The greatest man is he who
chooses the night with iavincibie
resolution, who resists the sorest
temptations from within and without,
who bears the heaviest burdens
cheerfully. who is caImest m storms,
most fearless under menace and
frowns and whose reliance on
truth. on virtue. On God. is most
unfaltering. William Enery Chan
ning.
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WAN TED-Continued

Is or 10 years old 10
learn trade, good chance for ad-
vancement. Address j. F." care
Palladium. mon&wed -
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WANTED

FUNERAL. DIRECTORS
Jordan, McManus & Hunt.
Free Funeral Chapel. Moderate Prices.
1914 Main St. Tel. 2175
MANUFACTURES of new, exclusive
linen heel and toe guaranteed hosi-
cry wants agent in every county.
Sales enormous. Recorders insure
permanent, increasing income. Elk
elusive territory. Credit. PARKER
KNITTING CO, 1888 Chestnut St.
Philadelphia. Pa. lift
WANTED-Get your screen doors and
windows made ard repaired. Lawn
mowers sharpened. Gasoline stoves
and hot plates repaired. Baby cab
retired. We repair everything. All
work called for and delivered.
Brown, Darnell Co, 1920 Main.
Phone 1886. 15-tf
CARPENTERS WANTED - Steady
work to 1st class mechanics. Apply
superintendent. The Wildwood
Builders. 602-6OS Shoaff Bldg, FIT.
Wayne, Ind 15-7t
WANTED-To rent five to six room
house within the next sixty days;
must have bath and electric light;
two to the family; reference. Ad-
dress Rented" care Palladium.
23-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20
Notes From The
Meadow Brook
Farm

One of our dairy folks found neglect
ing to salt the cows the principal
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

Wanted To Rent 5 or 6
Room House; Must Have
Electric Light and Bath;
Reference Given; Family
OF Two. Address Renter
Care Palladium If
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

A drove of hogs Of all colors and
sizes brings as much money as a
drove of the same breed, color and
size
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

Wanted To Rent 5 or 8
Room House; Must Have
Ele ctric Light and Bath;
Reference Given; Family
Oh Two. Address Renter
Care Palladium If
WANTED-f you want mcuey IL
place of your city property. go
right to Porterfield's Real Estate
office, Kelly block. sth and Main.
1s-t,
WANTED-To weave rag and ingram
rugs, also carpets. sos North 1
street. 22-30t
WALL PAPER TO CLEAN
BENNETT, THE CLEANER
Phone Quigley's-129S
WANTED-A lumber sticker at Gaar-
Scott Lumber yards. NJ. Rumely Co.
25-12t
WANTED-Your old carpets, all kinds.
Phone or write E. B. Spencer, Cen
trail Hotel, Agent for Ashjian Bros.
Rug Co., indianapolis. Here a few
days only. eff
WANTED-Two boarders and room
ers in private family. Gentlemen
preferred. Call 105 n. 18th ST. 13-tf
WANTED-Girl at Eldorado Laundry.
left
WANTED-A boy to learn the cake
baking at Zwissler's. 16-3t
WANTED-At Eldorado Laundry, IS
North 9Th, either married or never
intend to be married. left
WANTED-To rent I room house
with bath in neighborhood of South
14th street and B street. Funk and
Miller, end National Bank Bldg.
lift
WANTED-A girl for general house
work. No washing. 20 South 18th
street. 1S-3t
WANTED-Washings. Gil at 724 s.
9Th. ...............1 S-2t
WANTED-To deliver washings- CaH
1883 or 2422 for Merchants Delivery.
20-7t
CEMENTING and lawn moving, all
kinds job work. J. NJ. Johnson, 324
South 14th street. Phone 2729. 1927
WANTED-Men's second hand Shoes
and clothing. Second hand furniture
for sale at a sacrifice. Must be sold
within ten days. Money loaned on
all articles of value. Success Loan
Co, II S. 9Th street. GIT cod
WANTED-Honest men to sell nurs-
cry stock; experience unnecessary;
salary or commission weekly Ad-
dress Millburn Advertising Agency,
Millhurn, y. J. seed
LADY SOLICITORS-To canvas and
introduce 'Zanol'' non-alcoholic
food flavors, colors, etc. Exclusive
territory. Entire time not required.
Call evenings. E V. Campbell, Gen.
Agents. 1903 Main street.
1885, mon-wed-fri
WANTED-Compete nurse girl to
go home at night. 133 South 14th
street. 2Q2t
WANTED-Washine and ironings to
do: call at $40 South 18th. 2o-2t
NANTED-A place 70 work after
school and on Saturdays, only R
r." care of Palladium. ag-at
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LADY SOLICITORS-To canvas and
introduce "Zanol' non-alcoholic
food flavors, colors, etc. Exclusive
territory. Entire time not required
Call evenings E V. Campbell, Gen.
Agents, 1903 Main street.
1887 mon-wed-fri
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You may feed all the food your hens
can possibly use, but If you are short
on grit the result will not be satisfac.
tory.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

All kinds of schemes have been rec
commended and tried as preventives
against rabbits gnawing young trees
but we still believe there is nothing
that does the work better than bunch
Of corn stalks tied about them with
binder Irvine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

1t is not too early to make up your
list of fruit trees needed for next
springs planting, and to get the order
in. That will avoid delays during the
spring rush.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

place 70 work after
school and on Saturdays, only. R.
r." care of Palladium. s9at
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-05-20

Plenty of corn will keep the hens
from freezing to death, but it isn't
likely to stimulate them to break any
records in egg production
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FOR SALE-KEAL ES-
TATE-Continued.
FUNK S. MILLER
FARMS FOR SALE

We have some of the best farms in
this section for sale. Farms that are
well improved. ideal country homes
so acres of fine land. all tillable,
fair buildings. $ miles from this city.
Price is right at SS.5o0.o0.
81 acres, good barn. all kinds OF
good outbuildings, fair $ room house.
splendid fruit. farm lays beautifully,
only 4 miles from Richmond. Let US
take YOU out 10 see this farm at once
10 acres. } miles out, fair buildings.
nice little farm for one wanting a
small place close TO Richmond.
40 acres for 100000. See this:
buildings
We have 100 farms for sale.
1t is impossible TO tell you
about all of them here. Come
TO our office and we can tell
you something about farms
that is very important for you
to know.
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Clean the coops thoroughly before
you put them away. Get them I'M
der cover, too, if you can. They will
last so much longer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1912-01-15
This is Ny SON BUzbdly


CROWN PRINCESS OF SWEDEN.
The Duchess Of Scania, who In the
ordinary course of events will one day
become the Queen OF Sweden, was
born January Is. 1882. She il the
eldest daughter of His Royal Highness
the Governor-General of Canada and
the Duchess of Connaught. Prncess
Margaret Augusta Victoria Charlotte
Norah, to give her full baptismal
name, was married In 1905 to Prince
Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden. who
has since been created Duke of
Scania. They have three children
Prince Gustavus Adolphus. Duke OF
Westerbotten; Prince Sigward. Duke
Of Uppland, and Princess Ingria.
Congratulations to:
w. II. p. Faunce. president Of Brown
University. "a years old today.
Mrs. Ella Flagg Young. superintend-
ent of Chicago public schools. 81 years
old today.
Charles =. A. Landry, Speaker of the
Senate of Canada. 66 years old today.
Job Hartman, Democratic candidate
for Vice President in 1900 and recently
an unsuccessful candidatee for mayor
of Los Angeles, 81 years old today.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1912-01-15
MASONIC CALENDAR

Tuesday, Jan. 16-Richmond lodge,
No. 1876, F.. e. A. NJ. called meeting,
work in Master Mason degree.
Wednesday. Jan. II Webb Lodge
No. "a, r. & A. NJ. Stated meeting and
installation of officers.
Friday. Jan. liking SOlomon's g
Chapter No. 4, H. A. M. Called Con
vocation. Work in Mark Master de.
gree.
Saturday, Jan. 2O-Loyal Chapter
No. 40, o. E.. S. Stated meeting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1912-01-15
Begy's Mustarine

Best remedy on earth for sprains,
lameness. sore chest. lame back, neu-
ralgia. toothache, painful bunions and
callouses. A big box for 25 cents.
Just rub it on, that's all. Will not
blister. Be sure it's Begy's. For sale
by Leo H. Fihe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1912-01-15
COUNTY TREASURER.

DANIEL B. MEDEARIS, Center Town.
ship, Candidate for County Treasur-
er. subject to the Republican Nomi-
nation.
NIMROD H. JOHNSON, Wayne Town.
ship. Candidate for County Treas.
urer. subject to Republican Nomi.
nation.
THOMAS l. AHL Of Wayne Township.
Candidate for Treasurer Of Wayne
County, subject to the Republican
nomination.
HOMER SCHEPMAN, OF Wayne Twp.
Candidate for County Treasurer,
Subject to the Republican nomina-
tion.
FRANK B. JENKINSON. of Boston
Township, Candidate for County
Treasurer, subject to the Republican
Nomination.
MONT TORRENCE, Candidate for
County Treasurer, subject to Repub-
lican Nomination.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1912-01-15
COUNTY RECORDER.

JOHN DARNELL. Candidate for Coun.
ty Recorder. subject to the Republi.
can Nomination.
JOHN c. KING, Candidate for County
Recorder. subject to Republican
nomination.
BENZ. F. PARSONS, Candidate for
County Recorder. subject to the Re
publican Nomination.