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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-08-27

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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
DEBS IGNORANT
OF COLOR LINE
THE SOCIALIST CANDIDATE FOR
PRESIDENT Is START
LING.

NASHVILLE, Sept. 16.-"And they
nailed Him, that simple peasant OF
Gallilee, to the cross, just because
He wished to teach the children OF
men. Yet that man, without a dol
lar, but with love for all humanity
was far richer than John D. Rockefel'
Ter with all his untold millions"
Such were the closing words of the
speech of Eugene v. Debs, the social
list candidate for the presidency, who
spoke in the Lyric Theatre Saturday
night before an enthusiastic audience
of about TOO people.
There have been largr crowds than
listened to Debs, but rarely have
there been NOR enthusiastic and sym.
pathetic ones. From the start he
was greeted by applause, and almost
every sentence was punctuated by
laud approved on the part ct his audi
tors.
Paying his tribute to all three
prominent parties-republican, demo
crat and Bull Moose-he ended with
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
FOLK
WANT PRIMARY HELD
|PETlTIDA 10 aElAG CIRCULATED
AMONG THE CHOSEN BY LEAD
Frs OF CLAN.

Patterson leaders of this county
are helping their candidate for the
senate in his desperate fight to keep
the state committee from calling OF
the soap box" primary ordered at the
November election. 1t Is said thai
the back tax fraternity here and else
where, believing that the primary
would help the fortunes Of Dibrel,
are also lifting their voices in be-
half of the primary.
Petitions are being circulated here
among the chosen few by the Pat
terson leaders asking the state COM
mittee to stand by the primary of No
vember next. 1t Is understood that
the petitions are being generally sign
ed by the old Patterson contingent.
So far as known none of the genuine
old fashioned democrats who are .op-
posed to the return Of Patterson to
power in this state are signing these
petitions. In fact they are not being
asked to do so.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
FRIDAY NIGHT HORSE SHOW.
Some Extra Good Rings That Bring
Applause From the Spectators
When Shown.

The horse show Friday night waa
not so well attended 40 the one oil
"Wednesday night, but it aroused more
enthusiasm and the applause was
more generous as the favorites in
each ring came down in front.
The first event was the best har
ness mare or gelding, style, speed
action and manners to govern--Mrs
w. Fl. Jones, first; Miller & Pick
ems, second.
Best. pls ntation mare or gelding
under saddle ard in harness-MilleI
& Pickens, first; F. w. George, sec
ond.
Championship ring. no advantage
accorded to sex-F w. George, first;
J. M. Cranberry, second.
Best pair, matched or cross-match.
ed roadsters-In this ring the Jones
entry was again the winner, with Mil
Ter and Pickens, second. There we're
some extra fine horses shown in this
ring and the style and manners were
of highly superior nature.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
IS STILL YOUNG
AT SIXTY-EIGHT
THE REAL SECRET OF YOUTH Is
WORK, SAYS BERN.
HARDT.

PARIS, Sept 16-Bernhardt, 1.-The
Divine Sarah" whom time caresses,
has returned to Paris and is prepar-
ing for her London season.
For two months the Rachael Of to-
day has been boating, shrimping,
playing tennis with her son, grand
daughter and great granddaughter at
her Seagirt home at Bell Isle.
ASKED to betray the secret Of her
perpetual youth, Bernhard made this
Illuminating statement today:
First, am not as old as people
say. I shall be only 68 on October
%, whereas people say | shall be So.
The real secret Of youth is work.
hard work. The more accomplish,
the younger / feel. The old idea Of
retiring land rusting out is exploded.
Rust consumes quicker than labor
vna IN -
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
Mother Of Eighteen Children.

Il am the mother Of eighteen chill
dren and have the praise Of doing
more work than any young woman In
my town." writes Mrs. G J. Martin,
Boone Mill, Va. II suffered for Eve
years with stomach trouble and could
not eat as much as a biscuit without
suffering. have taken three bottles
Of Chamberlain's Tablets and am now
a well woman and weigh 1853 pounds.
can eat anything l want to and al
much as / want and feel better than
| have at any time In ten years.
refer to any one In Boone Mill or vi
cinity and they will vouch for what !
say" Chamberlain's Tablets are for
sale by all dealers.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
ALL THINGS GROWING
IN THIS SECTION N
NEED OF GOOD Rain
MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE
BY THE CONTINUED
DRoUTH.
PASTURES ARE BURNING VI
Serious Loss Faces the Growers %
Second Crop Potatoes Unless Re-
lief Comes soon-cattle Show Loss
From the Short Pastures.

Crops have deteriorated during the
past week in this county due to the
continued hot weather and the pro-
tracted drouth. Everything that
grows is needing rain and needing it
badly. The drouth is the most pro-
tracted of the year and has already
done considerable injur, to the late
corn. It is now beyond redemption
The second crop potatoes are suf-
fering the greatest damage for tho
lack of rain. In fact growers are very
pessimistic over the outlook
Not IN years have the weather condi-
tions for this crop been SO adverse
as they have been this year. 1t was
unusually difficult to &c, seasonable
weather to plant the crop. That
planted early and made good stand
is badly in need of rain. The pants
are small and weak. Unless there iS
an abundance of rain within the next
two or three days the crop is practi-
cally doomed.
Much of the later planting Of this
crop has never come through the
ground. A great deal of the seed
has rotted and will never sprout. The
crop will be so late that unless the
frosts are delayed beyond the usual
time there is very little prospect feg
q fair yield.
The pastures are literally burning
up over the county. In some places
they could be easily fired with light
ed match. Cattle on grass have
made no Improvement, they have rs-
ally lost during the past two weeks
The hot weather. fly pest and ahost
pastures combined have caused q dis
tinct deterioration.
The dry weather has almost stop
ped the preparation of land for wheat
and other winter cereals.
Early corn Ia matured and the indf-
cations point to an average yield In
the county. Tie second crop of hay
is about oil cut and saved and the
yield has been exceptionally good.
Farmers Of the county will begin the
winter with an unusually large sur
plus Of roughness.
In some places stock water Is get
ting to be rather serious problem.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
DIRECTORS REFUSE
/ TO ALLOW KEARNEY
TO FLY IN THE VINO
WAS READY AND RATHER IN
SISTED BUT OFFICERS REGARD
ED 1T TOO DANGEROUS.
Young Man of High Sense of Hon
or and an Obligation and Made Ev-
cry One at the Maury County Fair
His Personal Friend.

After having made nine fights In
the city, and more thai doubled the
number called for in his contract with
the Maury Fair Association, Horace
Kearney left Friday afternoon for
Chicago where he goes to attend the
great aviation meeting in that city.
His contract with the association
called for four flights, beginning with
Tuesday afternoon, and ending with
Friday. Mr.. Kearney made a flight
Monday afternoon, two flights Tues
day, Wednesday, Thursday and Fri
day. Friday morning he was out ear
| ly with the idea of selecting a ris
ing ground from which to make a
fight with passenger, but he did
not succeed in this. At II o'clock he
made his fight at special request
This was made in the face of strong
wind that came in gusts and cross
currents, making the management OF
his machine an extremely difficult
matter.
In the afternoon he made his ap.
pearance ready for The flight, with
the wind much stronger. The direc.
tors had a hurried consultation and
sent for the aviator to come to the
secretary's Office where they were as.
sembled. When he came In they told
him they would not agree, for the
fight in the face Of the dangerous
conditions. With a smile he stated
that he was ready to ~ and would
make the flight, but the directors
told him they positively would not
consent, and the afternoon flight was
not made. ~
Kearney is one Of the most gentle
manly young fellows who ever visit
ed Columbia, and won the esteem Of
every man, woman and child at the
fair grounds and in the city with
whom he came in contact. His
steady nerve, his high sense Of an OBJ
legation and his extraordinary ability
as an aviator were the features that
commended him to all, and he can
always call on Maury county people
and the Maury Fair Association for
a word of commentator in any way
that he wants it, with the absolute
assurance that it will be forthcom-
ing without reservation. and any fair
or aviation meet that wants an avia-
tor that aviates in the air and not in
the newspapers, can be assured that
provisions Of the contract will be
complied with is Kearney is secured.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
NEW DRUG STORE
READY FOR BIZ
WILL OPEN THURSDAY MORNING
WITH NEW AND COMPLETE
STOCK OF GOODS.

Martin & Collier, the new drug
arm will be launched Thursday
morning. The store doors win be
thrown open Thursday morning to
the general public and in card they
are soliciting shore of the drug bus
mess of the county. The store will
be equipped with new furniture and
fixtures. The soda fountain will be
in charge Of Leslie Martin and an
able assistant.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
0,000, 10000 Lost Annually q
WAGE Farmers

DR.. Sadler estimates that about
$4,000, 100000 in wages is lost an
nually to the American people as q
direct result of colds. Lost time
means lost wages and doctoring Ii
expensive. Use Foley,s Honey and
Tar Compound promptly. It will
stop the cough, and heal and soothe
the sore and infiamed air passages
Cure your common colds quickly
and prevent their developing into
more serious conditions Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound contains
no opiates. Is safe for children
The genuine is in the yellow pack
ge.-WOLDRIDGE co.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
NEW JUSTICE
TYING KNOTS

B. L Wilkes, the popular new jns-
tice Of the fifth district, is getting to
be known already as a prime favorite
among the SWANS and lassies who
would plight their troth. He has
been In Office but two weeks and dur
ing that time he has tied q number
Of knots quite satisfactorily.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20

a brilliant emotional appeal to his
comrades.
At one point in his speech Mr..
Debs bitterly assailed the coal bar
ons, and asked: "Show me the dem.
ocratic gentleman who will solve the
problem of the coal barons?"
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20
How's THIsY


We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o..
We, the undersigned, have known
F. J. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
In all business transactions ana
financially able to carry out any oD-
legations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE,
Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure II taken I'm
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Testimonials sent free.
Price rs cents per bottle. Sold BY
all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation. la
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20

In the show of horses, Miller &
Pickens won first prize for mare with
colt by her side, and Mrs. w. H.
Jones won the championship COM
bined stallion, mare or gelding.
Breeders special-T. A. Hayes,
first; w. George, second.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1912-09-20

Impure blood runs you down
makes you an easy victim for dis.
ease. For pure blood and sound d.
gestion-Burdock Blood Bitters. At
all drug stores. Price s1.oo.
The herald., 1912-11-14
Saved by a Cipher.

The story is told of how a neatly
constructed cipher saved Sir John Tire
vanion's life. This cavalier was taken
prisoner and locked up in Colchester
castle to await his execution. On the
second day of his confinement the Jail
er brought him letter. which, as far
as the warder Of the castle could dis
cover. was merely note of coincidence
from friend. But the letter had been
concOcted on cipher to which Sir
John had a clew.. Every third letter
after a punctuation mark of any kind
was to tell What he made out was
this: Panel ut east end of chapel
slides" On the following evening the
prisoner begged permission to pass
quiet hour in prayer In the chapel.
The request was granted. and before
the hour had passed the panel had
done its work and the bird had flown.
The herald., 1912-11-14
Victims of a False Prophet.

Just before the opening of the Katfir
rebellion In South Africa. about the
middle of the last century, the sooth
sayers babe the tribes kill their cattle
and destroy their crops Of grain. The
spirits of their ancestors were to arise
and help them to exterminate every
white man In the country. The advice
was solemnly accepted. When the day
of the great uprising arrived many Of
the rebels were already starving. But
there came no ghostly herds Of cattle
out of the earth. no crops not sown
with hands Grim. terrible famine
swept over the land, and In the months
which followed. although the authori-
ties did everything In their power to
mitigate its horrors. 10000 victims of
a false prophet starved to death.
The herald., 1912-11-14
Historic OId Hotel.

The GOld'I krcuZ ,Goldrn Cross at
ReGensburg ,RatiSbon. IN Bavaria. Is
the oldest Eutcl IN Europe King Fer
dinand l. halted at il on his way 10
his coronation in 1881. and no other
hotel in Europe possesses records OF
such great antiquity ~ the Golden
Cross at RatiSbon does or can bouSt
Of having had So many royal visitors
as have enjoyed its hospitality. The
existing visitors books. which date
from 1919. contain the names of more
than 800 imperial. royal and priuccly
perSonageS. The room is shown where
in 1860 the late Prince Bismarck. ut
that time PruSSian premier. slept when
he came with his sovereign to hold the
conference which was the last attempt
to prevent war between Austria and
Prussia. The negotiations were held
in the small hall" OF the hotel under
the presidency OF King William Of
Prussia. The host is equally proud of
the autographs OF Schiller and other
men Of letters which he possesses
The author of William Tell wrote
the words "Und cine heimath list es
CIT is indeed hOme'O in memory OF
his stay there. and no landlord could
wish for better advertisemeut-LUn-
don Telegraph.
The herald., 1912-11-14
Laws of Old japan.

One of the most striking changes
wrought in Japan during the reign of
the last japanese emperor was that
brought about by the abolition OF the
sumptuary laws. Fifty years ago no
japanese could eat meal. ride in a
conveyance or wear a garment without
considering whether the law would
be offended Whatever a mans rank
he might not have more than two kinds
Of soup and six Of other eatables at
his ordinary meals. Minute regula-
tons were in force as to the quantity
of liquor allowed at an official ban
quet, high dignitaries being limited to
three cups and those of inferior rank
to two. The use of sedan chairs by
men was restricted to the aged and
sick. A nobleman of the highest rank
was not allowed to spend more than
$40 on a dress for his wife. and the
lower orders had to adjust their dress
bills to scale fixed according to their
income
The herald., 1912-11-14
Every SYllable.

There are many stories told Of the
pronunciation of certain English names.
that of Cholmondeley. pronounced
Chumley. generally finding a place in
the list. A story. told Of Lord Chol-
mondeley. gives possible reason for
irIegularity in pronunciation
Lord Cholmondeley was one day
leaving his own house. when he en-
countered an American. who. rot
knowing his lordShip by sight. asked
him If Lord Chol-mon-de-ley, pronounc-
ing each syllable distinctly. was at
home.
NO" replied the peer. without any
hesitation. nor any Of his people,
Youths Companion.
The herald., 1912-11-14
Hats ,u Parliament,

A member of parliament must never
stand up with his hat OH even if he
has only risen to speak to the man be-
hind him. Coming in. going out or
speechifying he is always hatless and
he is sometimes hatless when sitting
down. Thus if the speaker mentions
a bill the member is responsible for he
lifts his hat II his name is mentioned
in a speech he lifts his hat. Even if
he happens at those times to be bare
headed he must seize a hat. put it on.
then lift it.
The herald., 1912-11-14

after reading Of the whole.
Original signed Paul Felix, % shares
Adolph Naslts, share; Alexander Marx, /
share
Witnesses: Arthur McGuirk, T. A. Ia,
barry.
CHARLES ROSEN, Notary Public
|. the undersigned recorder OF mortgages
in and for the parish OF Orleans. state OF
Louisiana, do hereby certify that the above
and foregoing act of Incorporation OF the
Felix Realty Company was this day duly
recorded in my office In book 1865, folio -
New Orleans, October "a, 1912.
tSignedD EMILE LEONARD, i. X.
| certify that the above and foregoing Is
a true and correct copy OF the original on
file and of record in my Office in this city.
Witness my hand and seal of Office TINS
oath day of October, 1912, at New Orleans,
La.
(SeaD CHARLES ROSEN.
Notary Public
oct 81 nov IA 81 IS dec )
The herald., 1912-11-14

(0rlginal signed) Names Of subscribers
omitted Fred. G. Querens. Paul Chasez.
PHILIP GESSLER, JR.,
Notary Public.
!, the undersigned. recorder of mortgages,
in and for the parish OF Orleans, state Of
Louisiana, do hereby certify that the above
and foregoing act OF Incorporation OF the
Louisiana Amusement and Realty Company
was this day duly recorded in my office, In
book 1888, folio =
New Orleans. October 2nd, 1912.
(Signed) EMILE LEONARD, n. r.
A true copy OF the original charte with
the names OF subscribers, and number OF
shares subscribed for by each, omitted.
PHILIP GENSLER, JR..
NOtdrU Public.
(Sea) oct 10 Il 81 II nov "A
The herald., 1912-11-14
Profanino Sacred Music.

There is not a church organist living
who has not discovered the art of turn
ing a ribald tune into a devotional vol
untary by slight change of time Sui
livan-himself church organist- turned
the art to excellent account in the
opening chorus of Patience" For the
first line of Twenty Lovesick Maid
ems We" is simply another composers
setting of "Hark. My Soul. 1t Is the
Lord"-London Chronicle.
The herald., 1912-11-14
Satisfactorily Defined

Willie-Pa. what is the meaning OF
the expression touch and goT Papa
Its very simple. my son. 1t means
extreme speed and refers to the pro
fessional borrowers. who make touch
and go so fast you seldom see them
again
The herald., 1912-11-14
Too Sensitive,

There IL absolutely no use to talk
to me about woman suffrage"
Really. old man. cannot under.
stand why you oppose 1t so strongly"
well. I'll tell you. was In a cloth
ing store last week looking at some
neckties when a woman came in and
told one of the clerks she wanted to
buy q collar for her dog."-Judge.
The herald., 1912-11-14
Two Kinds of Insomnia.

when Nan was engaged to Jack she
didn't get enough sleep because she
had to lie awake and think how much
she loved him."
"Well?"
And now their engagement is bro
ken. and now she doesn't get enough
sleep because she has TO lie awake to
hate him."
The herald., 1912-11-14
Ohliuind His Son.

Customer want TO order a new
suit for myself. Please measure my
son. Tailor-Your son? Customer
Yes. You see. he wears my castoff
clothes. and the rascal always com
plains they do not ct hlmLLeslie's
Weekly.
The herald., 1912-11-14
She Didn't Chatter.

THAT very quiet girl had lot Of at
tention paid her at the club ball. How
is it she is so popular with that lively
athletic bunch?'
Il suppose it is because she Is a
dumb belle baltimore American.
The herald., 1912-11-14
But They Are Scarce.

Hewitt-There is big difference be
tween women. .IPwptt- Right you are
! have known those who could bug a
man without breaking bis cigar or
rumpling his shirt bosom.-New York
Press
The herald., 1912-11-14
EStravaoant

NeIl-Chollip Saphedde was IN
brown study today. and offered him
a penny for his thoughts.
RELIGION spendthrift! You never
did know the value of money.-Phila.
delphia Record.
The herald., 1912-11-14
HIT worda

First Deaf Mute-He wasn't so very
angry. was he? Second DEAF Mute
He was so wild that the words he used
almost bIistered his 6ngers.-Pitts-
burgh Leader.