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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08
Message Of Hope and Joy to
All Afflicted Persons

There Is hope Of q well-based kind
which should bring joy and ultimate
contentment I'd multitudes Of persons
who have been troubled for years with
deafness or head-noises.<
DIR. Coutant. an able specialist. has
evolved a newly perfected method for
treating cases where the hearing Ia not
perfect or where the sufferer is harass-
ed by ringing. roaring. buzzfng or other
disagreeable noises In the head. 1t ap-
pears that about 95 out Of every hum
dred cases are from causes smenable
to proper treatment.
DR.. COutant does not advocate the
use Of drugs or electricity. He relies
chiefly upon cooperating with Nature
in bringing about a speedy and enectu-
al cure of morbid aural conditions Re-
markable cures are reported. many Of
them being In the cases OF deafness
that had existed for about 20 to ~
years. With the description given In
his newly published book. the learned
docto provides long series of letters,
written by persons WI had been given
up as hopeless. and who were speedily
cured ct home without loss of time and
without Inconvenience by Dr.. Coutant's
natural home method.
Anyone who is interested can write
to dozen or a hundred of the persons
who. not long ago. were victims OF
deafness or head-noises Cor BOTH and
who are now delighted to proclaim
themselves as maryellously benefited
or completely cured.
DR.. Coutant is not one OF the ire
sponsible quacks. Of which there u
such a large number. but is reput.
able. responsible. licentiate. practising
physician with third of century's
active experience.
The doctor believes there are many
who are troubled with deafness. etc,
who might be permanently freed from,
their inability to hear aud from tin
nitus noises, if they would do as 9th.
ers have successfully done. merely fe-s
lowing the aGvlce So.
The book. which any reader can OBJ
tain from the author. DIR. George k.
Coutant. 263 D. Station e. New York.
N Y. has been declared by many to
be worth its weight in gold One needs
only to write for 1t and the treatise
will promptly come in plain wrapper.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08

r. G. Collins. Postmaster, Barnegat
N J., was troubled with a severe la
grippe cough. He says: st would be
completely exhausted after each fit of
violent coughing. I bought a bottle of
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound and
before L had taken it al the coughing
spells had entirely ceased. 1t can't
be beat" L. F. Curtis. Ella 6
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08
AN EARLY START, BUT

mabel" said the girls father, "I
want to talk to you about that young
man of yours. When did he say
Good night to you last EVENING""
t'At 10 o'clock" replied the dear
girl.
What? Why. it was 1 o'clock at
least
ooh! that was when he finished
saying it."-Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08
HIS BROKEN PLEDGE,

On the 4th of March next I shall
have served three and a half years,
and this three and a half years con-
stitute my first term. The wise Gus
tom which limits the President to two
terms regards the substance and not
the form. and under no circumstances
will / be a candidate for or accept
another nOminatiOn-Theod Roose-
welt, Nov. 8. 1904.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08
LA RESISTA CORSETS,

LA RES1STA CORSETS,
An Exhibit of Interest this Week.
For genuine comfort La Resista Corsets commend
themselves. All women interested invited come
the department, look at the Corset, take it in the
hands and the wonderful fexibility and with
which the Corset will bend Latest models shown low
bust and deep hips.
Brassieres.
STYLES this season demand the of a Brassiere
with many women There waists and blouses and
that latest fancy Of the business woman,
The Silk Shirt,
made exactly like a mans shirt, with removable soft
collar and French cuffs The Brassiere will doubt
be in general use
PETTICoATS OF SOFT TAFFETA, 1898.
In these Petticoats the quality of silk is the
in the five-dollar skirts. Of moderate width, and
founce of plainly tailored design All coors black in
Guided Suit Rooms second floor
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08
Saturday, AS Usual,

will be bargain day at E. H. Dillon &
Co.'S, HOS Main street They are dis
playing all the new spring styles at
bargain sale prices.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08

/ have not changed and shall not
change that decision thus announced
Roosevelt, Dec. IL, 1907.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08

will accept the nomination for
President if it Is rendered to me-
Theodore Roosevelt, Feb. "a, 1912
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08
Uhr q. M. RraA Gnntpu1tu.
Eatahltzt1rn 1H57.

ANNOUNCEMENT is MADE FOR MONDAY
MARCH ELEVENTH.
AN IMPORTANT SALE OF IRISH LACES,
EDGES, BANDS, YOKES, AND MOTIFS,
HANDMADE LACES OF
RARE QUALITIES AT ONE-THIRD
REGULAR VALUE.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08

BACHfAN'S EMMENAGOGUE
MIXTURE
A splenlil Femalc Regulator in cases
OF suppressed menstruation, delays
Cue to colds, i'll: health. or other un-
natural causes: $1.75 for the whole
outfit. Made only at the
WONIAN'S DRUG STORE 4
$40 Main Street, Bridgeport. Conn.
Lady Attendants Always Here
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-08
M. J. MALONEY

FOR HOME OR MEDICINAL USES
Beer ...... 81 90 a case
w. A. Miles, Ale 81 90 a case
Sarsaparilla. Lemon Soda. Sclfzcr.
Vichy, Soda. all binds ri p~"+a"es
Lager. RarthOlomay's Rochester lager
Sc JONES AVENUE. Tel. S459-3
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
The Income
Tax Amendment.

Florida win be one of the states yet
needed to ratify the federal income tax
amendment, which the legislature
failed to do at the last session. ThIr-
ty-three states have already ratified
the amendment, and Florida would
have made the thirty fourth aad not
the opposition to the amendment
searched for a clause in the state con-
stitution which was supposed to have
disqualified certain members Of the
senate from taking part in such rati-
fcation.
This objection will be removed when
the next legislature convenes and 1t
ought to be one of the first things to
be disposed of by the legislature.
Governor Gilchrist recommended that
Florida ratify the amendment and
Governor Trammell will probably rec
omnend it also.
Few If any OF the candidates for
legislative and senatorial honors in the
recent primaries made the income tax
amendment an issue, but it is gener-
ally thought there will be little oppo-
sition to the amendment as it is mere
" n way of making the rich pay their
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
The Brown Eyed Beauties.

The Brown Eyed Beauties.
With Cleveland and Hub Allen both
taking their vacation, we are afraid
the brown eyed beauties win lack at
tention.-Bopifay Advertiser.
Well, don't get too skeered-CleveI
lands got back, and Hubs acomin'.
Besides, the boys that" were were
left in charge were, and are, amply
able to- look after the Interests OF all
the brown eyed" beauties either
loafing around their baliwicks.-Mil-
ton Gazette.
We thought everybody knew that it
is Mack, of the Pensacola Journal, who
Rises up on his legs on every opportun-
ity and barks himself hoarse over the
brown eyed beauties" and most any
other kind Of old beauties" that could
be mentioned or thought of. What has
Hub Allen or the editor of this paper
to do with the brown eyed beauties p
Hub and ourself are getting to be quite
patriarchial, and therefore we will
have to turn the brown eyed beauty
business over to Mack, Felkel, Carpen-
ter, Brother En1mons and some of the
other younger members of the West
Florida newspaper fraternity.-De-
Funiak Herald
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

just proportion Of the running expenses
Of the government. Those who object
to it win say it is depriving the states
Of their just rights when they know
the state income tax laws have been
without results.
But in most instances the men elect
ed to both houses of the legislature
bear the progressive brand of Democ-
racy and will fall into line to help
pass the income tax amendment. Only
four states have rejected the amend
nent SO far They are: Connecticut.
New Hampshire. Rhode Island and
Vermont, but these states can yet re-
consider the matter.
At least three-fourths of the states
must ratify the amendment before 1t
becomes a part of the constitution.
Thirty three of them have already
done so, as follows
Alabama, Arkansas, California, Colo
RADIO, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois Indiana,
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Mary
land, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri,
Montana, Nebraska. Nevada. New
York, North Carolina, North Dakota,
Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Caro-
lima. South Dakota, Tennessee. Texas,
Utah, Washington, Wisconsin, Louis
lana.
Should there be any objection to the
amendment when it comes up for con-
sideration we will refer the legislators
to the fact that this year the Demo-
cratic party platform declared posi-
lively for an income tax. In the mean
time Floridians have little to worry
about in regard to the matter-the
Florida legislature of 1913 is going 10
do its duty in this and other important
matters which affect the people of the
state and nation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
SATURDAY. JULY 8. 1912.
Theatres Helping to
Swat the Fly.

Early in the season when the anti
fly campaign was being carried on
with determination the moving pic
ture houses of the city did a good SER
vice in showing slides of the disease
spreading pests and the way they op-
crate to destroy the public health. On
account of the antt-ay campaign the
number of flies have been noticeably
decreased this summer, but of late. they
appear to have gotten new start.
In Rushville, Ind, an enterprising
moving picture man concluded he
would join in the fiy-swatting cam
paign, and we give his plan that some
OF the Florida theater men might de-
eide to join in with him in the good
work. One of the papers of Rushville
says:
The Rushville fly crop is smaller by
about three thousand, thanks to the
industry Of the Palace theater owners.
Thursday afternoon twenty-five dead
flies or ten blow flies were acceptable
as an admission fee The estimated
number OF dead flies which We're pass
ed as legal tender was 1864 One boy
managed to corrol twenty five live
flies, and he was allowed to enter free.
The sum total Of blow flies passed to
the doorkeeper was twenty-five. And
there were few people who preferred
paying the cash to swatting flies.
Many ingenious, methods were used
in conveying the dead flies to the the
atre. PHI boxes bottles, tin cans and
other sorts Of receptacles were pressed
into service. One girl swatted flies and
deposited them In her pocketboolt
Rushville dealers report a heavy sale
on fly swatters since the announce
ment Of the fly show. Many of the
youngsters who paid in dead flies were
asked the best weapon for swatting
and the majority said they favored &
folded newspaper.
Flies breed in filth; flies cause ty-
phoid and malariaI feversi one fly de-
posts thousands Of eggs.
Let everyone join in the movement
We have planned to destroy the Re-
publican party and we might devote
our entire attention to improving the
health Of our city.
a
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
F. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo o.
We, the undersigned. have known +
J. Cheney for the last-15 years, and be
lieve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions ana financially able TO
carry out any obligations made by his
firm.
WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces Of the system Testi-
monials sent free Price 70 cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Losing Politicians.

LoSIhq FoIItIcIans.
Colonel FIournoy went to Tallahas-
see Friday night in the interest of a
suit in which he has been retained
where the amount involved is nearly,
if not quite, million dollars, and il
was his method in campaigning in ap-
pealing to reasoning intelligence of
the voters that induced the litigant to
engage him as leading counsel in this
case. If successful the fees will
amount TO several times a congress
mans salary. So, from a monetary
standpoint, at least Mr.. Flournoy is
winner in being a loser.-DeF'uniak
Breeze.
But J. Ed O'Brien was more sue
cessful than any other defeated candi-
date. He actually made money by run
ming. His statement shows that he
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

The Height of Affuence.
My idea OF the height of affluence is
to have a friend your size who owns
a dress suit and is willing to lend it.
H T.
The height Of affluence in my opin-
ion is to have the delicatessen wagon
stop at your house, even by mistake.
BUDDY
Ny opinion of the height of aff1uence
is to find that you have enough pearl
shirt studs. S. S. T.
My idea Of the height Of affluence is
to walk down town with man who
wears a Panama hat. w. T. P.
Some Shaving, This.
Sign in barber shop window:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
SMALL COTTAGE rs
DESTROYED BY FIRE

Early yesterday morning the cottage
at 22Ol North Tarragona street, owned
and occupied by Alice Charlton, col
ored, was discovered to be in flames
and, although the alarm was promptly
turned in and responded TO by the fire
department, the hoaam was completely
DESTROYED, as the distance e the house
from the fire station and the fact thaS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Dark DAYS.

Dark Days.
There are some days when you can't
lay up a cent;
It all goes out for the ice and gas and
rent
And you may wonder how and when
and where
You're ever going to be a millionaire.
1t somehow seems that your neighbor
gets ahead
And you stand still, just as though you
were dead;
But if the whole truth he would but
impart
He envies you to the bottom Of ais
heart.
Just bear in mind before you call the
hearse
There's always some one fixed a whole
lot worse.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
FLORIDA STATE COLLEGE FOR WOMEN
Tallahassee

College Of Arts and Sciences. Normal
School with kindergarten Depar1men emit
School of Music, School of Art, School Of
Expression, Home Economics Depart
ment with Extension Division. Beauti-
full location. beautiful buildings and
frst-class equipment throughout Tuition
free. Other expenses very low. For in
formation, address
EDWARD coNRAOI, Pres.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
THE STATE UNIVERSITY
Gainesville, Florida.

The University of Florida offers excel
lent opportunity for the liberal and pro-
fessional education of Florida young men
at the actual cost of living. High moral
tone. Scholarly faculty Beautiful build
ings. Attractive Campus, Nearly 800
per cent increase in attendance during
the past three years Leader In Ath-
letics and other forms of student activi-
ties. Send for Catalogue.
A. A. MURPHREE, Pres.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Today IS Candy day at
Balkcom's drug store. With
each cash purchase of 25c or
more, we will give a de-
licious box of Park & Til
ford's Celebrated Chocolates
and Bon Bons FREE.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

A Queen as Critic: One OF the rare
humorous sayings recorded of Queen
Victoria was delivered over drinking
songs. A piece of very modern music
had been played in the Queens pres
ence, manifestly not to her approval
What's the NATTER" she asked. II
is drinking song by Rubinstein
ma am, was the reply. Nonsense
said the Queen, mo such thing. Why
you could not drink a cup of tea tc
that. London Chronicle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
FUNERAL OF AN
INFANT YESTERDAY

Funeral services over the remains of
George Faedke, Jr.. the infant son of
Mr.. and Mrs. George Faedke, who
passed away Thursday night at the
nome Of his parents, 1900 West Jack
son street, were conducted yesterday
residence.
lnterment was made in Beulah Gene
terry Immediately following the SER
vices at the house.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Both parties have mentioned the ru-
raj cooperative credit system In their
platforms but neither offers a plan
whereby Il may be obtained. In the
meantime President Dobson and Sec
rotary Henderson are trying to bring
it about in West Florida and both po-
litical parties are requested to look on
and learn.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Not as Advertised: "The hotel adj
Tertised its rates at IS a day up" said
the tourist, but I found they were S..
down. Detroit Free Press.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

or 6 doses of 6e6 will break any
case OF Chills & Fever; II acts on the
liver better than Calomel, and does not
grippe or sicken. Csc.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Acted Handsomely.

| NcLcd ma sOTneIy.
National Committeeman T. Albert
Jennings performed his onerous duties
most handsomely: Although tickets
were at a premium he secured one for
every man and woman from Florida.
Even some outside friends of the Flors
ida delegation were provided with
them.-Ocala Banner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

The "ParticuIar" Word.
Usually the men who object to wo-
men voting are not as particular about
voting themselves as they ought to be.
Pensacola sJournal.
The word particular" is compre-
hensive.-Miami Metropolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

the streets are not paved and the wa
ter plug was some distance from 1t all
interfered with the work OF the fire.
men.
The FIRE was reported 10 the police
station by telephone from DeSilva's
mill.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

No, dear heart, when the convention
news read absent, one half" it did no
mean a wooden-legged man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Get Photo of Cone.

GSI THOEO OF SOHCs
the Cone Johnson South Atlantic
league wants a picture of Gone to
paste in ais office by the side of the
portrait of the justice of the peace who
won in the election last year. This is
reasonable request and we have de-,
cided to grant it.-Houston Post.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
One Among Many.

One Among Many.
In electing the temporary chairman
of the Baltimore convention IL of Flor
ida's L votes were cast for Parker and
l for Bryan. 1t is not difficult to
guess who the 'one" was. Frank
Mayes, OF course. Before this appears
in print the convention will have done
it's work-Kissimmee Valley Gazette
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Fearless and Capable.

Fearless and Capable.
Col. Frank Mayes has proven him
self fearless and capable by his stand
at Baltimore. Col. Mayes may be
beaten, but he never surrenders. His
work as a progressive is giving him
great standardization Me-
tropolis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Yes, OF Course.

Yes, OF Course,
AS soon as you bought that last ton
of coke the weather turned hot as
blaZes.
The moths made a sieve out of
your last years spring suit. You should
have known enough to fold it up and
put it away in $48 cedar chest.
You will have to buy new garden
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Give Us a Chance.

Give Us a Chance.
Pensacola always imagines she can
beat Jacksonville. Once she tried to
beat our senator and now she is
boasting of a desire to tackle our ball
team. Let her sleep and dream. II
harms no cne.-Jacksonville Metrop-
oils.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
GAIN. TFENSPUR;
gSsXETT1E:N ZoME<NJT
~ BY coy x. NTOuETON.
x. MOUETON .

hose this spring. You didn't dry it out
before you put It away last fall.
A family with nine kids has moved
in next door. Did you ever know any
other kind of a family to move in next
door? Guess not.
Our ideas.
OF a mollycoddle-Man who wears
bed slippers.
OF an unexpected event-Having a
cousin pay so cents he owes you
OF MISUNDERSTANDING of sus-
penders in the middle of a two-step.
OF pest-Friend who tells you how
to improve your work.
or pleasant misunderstanding to
discussion between two music
teachers.
OF Aero-Man who dares say he
doesn't like his wife's new hat.
OF friend in need-Man who wants
to borrow your dress suit.
OF a wise recaution-Taking a ham
sandwich to a political banquet
Of unalloyed bliss and mental uplift
Attending a fashionable reception
and standing in a corner for an hour
and half holding a fragile cup and
saucer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

When the band plays "Oh You Beau
tiful Doll" the chances are that the
one passing doesn't fit the song in the
least bit.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

The Charleston News and Courier
said solid carload of shrimp reached
Baltimore last Monday. We thought
the South Carolina delegation went by
steamer,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

WHEY never likes to take hubby 70
her home if she has many pretty sis
ters and cousins for him to kiss.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Pensacola motor boat enthusiasts are
possessed with the speed demon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Stuck to the Pronressiuss-

Stuck to the Progressives.
Florida's delegation voted II to
in favor Of Parker, Frank Mayei
sticking CALAMITY to the progressives
The vote of the delegation, however
does not correctly reflect the senti.
ment of the people of FIorida.-Lake
land Telegram
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

soulmates prove oftentimes to be
soulless.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

And Of course Wilson and Washing
ton will meet with the approval of the
Washington fans.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
Said of Pensacola and Pensacohians

spent s2,S4S.37 while he had contrib
uted to him s4,775.0O, leaving him a
balance On hand of 2,226.63.-Gretna
ENTERPRISE.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

When man cultivates self-contro
it is either to keep another man from
trailing the stuffin' out of him or else
a desire to please a woman.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Prize fighting has no longer any
hold upon the American people.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Fat women would look real cunning
at times if they didn't attempt to do
So
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

They take quinine cocktails in
Charleston as well as take a back seat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
UndoubtadIv Corract.

Even spaghetti tastes better IN
Pensacola than anywhere else" sings
the Pensacola Journal. Whereat the
Montgomery Advertiser says: 1--WE
should think any kind of food tastes
good in Pensacola. Tampa Tri-
bune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

nost, strayed or stolen-one third
party
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

The result was never in doubt after
the Pensacola gopher went to Balti-
more to pull for Woodrow.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Pictures of scenes about Ocala which
daily appear in the Ocala Star tell Of
the enterprise of that splendid pub
LEGATION as well as give the reader a
most pleasant impression of the Brick
CITY
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Only thing the visiting yachtsmen
haven't found out about our fine racing
harbor is how far down it is to the
bottom.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06

Really, did you ever see an old
widow?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-06
q
Sticks to People.

Sticks to People.
Frank Mayes cast his vote for Bry-
an for temporary chairman OF the
convention There is nothing of the
plunderpund server about that Pen
sacolian-Miami Metropolis.