The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1912-06-21
study In Headuear

interested IN the sort of
headsear that may be found IN The
ing about the Congress hotel heod
quarters VIII find an interesting stud,
III examining the thatch covering,
Ia auorn tho heads that bob abou,
mere In the course OF a day.
Oo'ohei New wears u broad soft In,
'hat bespeaks the Importance of the
posiuon he is occupying IT the presen,
moment. Nobody could miss him n
.oid TO look for that hat. Governor
otuops may be found beneath funny
iittie white felt hat that is not NJ ali
iihe the sort of covering one would ex.
pect 10 md protecting a state execu.
tive.
lhere are at least twenty Texan
soihDreros, each having exactly tho
same KIND of little strap around
'hem and the same Kind OF n brown
ana bc-mustachcl face beneath Their,
also there is Colonel Younger. from
N'oph'ha, whose hat looks as bclljger.
eht as It's owner. II falls off every time
ne opens his mouth. which Is about as
oieh as any sell.rcspcctiug person
would desire TO lose his hat.
Deserted Wives Retaiate.
Much dissatisfaction is expressed by
the wives Of politicians here Assem-.
oied Tor the convention. because they
maven seen their husbands for two
weeks.
What do you think of such and
such measure, Mrs Hayward ask.
ed some enc OF the pretty young wom-
en- IN aer big suite overlooking the
lake.
GRACIOUS me, | haven't seen my
husband since that came up. Don't
come TO me for any news Of the con.
Vention. When | hear IL il will be
stale indeed"
In retaliation the women have In.
stl'nted what might be- mildly called
a ooycot They have appropriated
the machines rented by the politicians
Tor their stay In Chicago. and have
scattered 70 the four winds. Mrs.
Nllilam Hayward in the temporary
iai'ily car, took her small son. Lee
land, 10 the South Shore country club
Tor the day and evening Mrs. Victor
RoseWatcr went on Il siChtseoin tour
from nine In the morning until well
beyond dinner time The latcs. seen
OF David Mulyanc he Was wondering
wildly where his wife was. Mrs. Jo-
scph Healing went ont into the sub
ur5s. where she would have some
one to talk tot was lonely to be
alone in a big hotel"
Mrs. Joseph Dixon and her large
lamily had no complain, to Offer and
remained 'on the job" She and the
little DiXons. including two-year-old
Betty and Mary Joe, who IL five. en-.
tertaincd the reporter for more than
an hour Il was extraordinarily fine
entertainment, too. and led 10 the
formulation OF al axiom, simpler is Il
10 manage presidential campaign
than to bring up one Mary Joe"
Selects His Own Portfolio.
The secretary of agriculture has al
ready been picked. No others need
apply.
c. r. Werner OF Brewster. Kan, is
10 be the man. lie also says he is the
only man that can I'LL the place.
II am confident that Colonel Roose-
Welt will be nominated" he said. and
after he Is shall take the stump for
him. My work will have a telling ef.
feet. When go ont for man II
means a whole lot 20 him. II is not
going To cost me anything, for the
common people. am confident. will
be willing TO pay all my expenses. for
they will want me In the cabinet.
There Is no one can MI the place and
do Il right except me.
Green and Orange Decorations.
AN freshman picked H."
That's the never.failins exclamation