The sun., 1912-07-12
MAYOR SHOWED THEM
HOW TO COOK LOBSTER
And Also Instructed BROOKLYN
Not TO Soak 1t in
Sauces.
ALL ABOARD THE PATROL
But no Details Are Got From
Bob AdamSOn to Lend Ar
tiStic Nrri>imilitudp.

~ lobster should he served sans
sauce. with but a bit of butter" SO
brooklyn says Mayor Gaynor says. And
So with hopes he'd utter more cook
ing thoughts ere home he sped. re-
por,ers city llalward sped all iiuttercd
and a-sputter
The hour was latc-thc Mayor had
gone. Up spoke his secretary. the Hon.
or-able .\damson.
I'm very sorry. very" said Robert.
"Whr don't all of you go up and get
your interview from Shaney. Boldt or
sherry"
THAT would not do. Bob Adamson."
reporters cried, "twon't do, You'll see
the Mayors alone concerned when we
unfold to you that Brooklyn says that
yesterday his Honor cooked, at Rock
away. two lobsters--Count 'em-two.
The Mayor. so comes the yarn to us.
In lieu If lengthy stroll late yester-
day went down the bay aboard the ship
Patrol. And then when RoCkaway he
reached the cops the coppcred vessel
beached where pillows roar and roll.
THE Mayor asked when he stepped
ashore. And have YOU Holsters here
Not one. cried one $50 Brooklyn says) !;
we folks here on this pier ain't lob
sters. sir. nor rated so Dear me- the
Mayor cried. Dear me. no. You mis-
construc. fear
And thcreupon the Mayor explained
$50 Brooklyn says, his wish: he did
not seek the human kind of lobster. but
the fish. And SO "a lobster man turned
.,l,.
moose to grace his Iionor's dish He
took EN- to the Coppers' boat and
copped a copper kettle-so brooklyn
saye--and watched it boil till steam
rose from the metal And BILLY Kennel
melted butter and listened TO the lob
sters sput,er then took them off To
settle"
The point that Brooklyn makes right
here. Bob Adamson was told. Is tina,
when both the fish were served Grant
Sniff. the chef. made bold to bring forth
things like mayonn is. and tartar salce
and hollandaisc. Wherea, the Mayor
cried. Hold
"A lobster should he served sans
sauce. with hut bit of butter" SO
Brooklyn says MAYOR Gaynor there
upon arose To utter. Dear me. dear
me. can't YOU cooks see that sauce on
lobster should not be-" And Sniff fled
all "a -futter.
The tale now told. reporters asked for
Roberts vcr'fication. And Bob arose
and cleared his throat and gave forth
this uictation:
! do no, know do no, know. And don't
call w - Iame- Now 20
And sought the subway station
N,,l !, g..
Mayor thinks we should fettcr our lob
ster's claws with sauce rew -Saws. or
whether they'd be better according to
his iIonor's taste with bat a bit OF
butter haste unless he writes u letter.
But folks were met WHO seemed to take
an attitude Judicial. assuming that his
Honor said that hruc.fnrth lis his wish
all Holsters should II, served undrcssed
as IL his Honor had Expressed a
ruling that's official
The Mayor Is wrong. the Mayor is
wrong The dressing should be lavish"
Thus cried one maiden who WAS sought
where showgirls charm and ravish. for
Widows" and IA. Rose Maids still
cav"rt on broadway. Hark. the shrill
anita lane McTavish:
~ lobster should It" an primprd up"
50 Miss McTaN Nsh said. with mayon-
nais" and hullandaiso. then served upon
- bed of salad made Of fresh green
bills. with >ellowbacks draped round the
clls and pearl eyes in It's head
And still another expert seen. Miss
Mille Murray, thinks a solitaire stuck
here and there between the Holsters
chinks has frightened up her appetite
hit old dear, on many night where