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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26
PITTSBURG is TO SEE
CHICAGO BOXERS FIGHT

CHICAGO, Jan. 26.-Two Chicago
fighters will battle in Pittsburgh with.
in the next few days. George Knock.
out Brown takes on Frank Klaus, the
best of the middleweights, in the
Smoky City, Monday night. and VII,
lie Richie is to meet Harry Trendall.
the clever ST. Louis lightweight. in a
six-round bout tomorrow.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26
BURNS DISAPPOINTING
IN BOUT WITH BRITTON

OAKLAND. Cal, Jan. 26.-Follow-
ers OF frankie Burns here are disap-
pointed today over the poor showing
he made against Jack Britton. who
secured decision over him in their
l0-round bout last night. Burns was
the favorite but Britton clearly out
pointed him.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26

against the former record OF 43 feet,
- IL inches. made by Ralph Rose.
George Bonhag did the 5,000-metre
handicap in 1904 40, breaking the
worlds record of 1911 2-5, made by
Jear Bouin. Jack Eller did the To-
yard low hurdles in 8 seconds fat,
taking TO second of his own record.
Mcdonald and Eller are New York
policemen.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26
CURLEY WILL SELECT
PLACE FOR BIG BATTLE


CHICAGO, Jan. 26.--Before he re.
turns TO Chicago. Jack Curley will
have selected a place for the cham
pionship battle between Jim Flynn
and Jack Johnson. Curley says he
will have the matter so definitely
settled that there will be no danger
OF interference by the authorities.
II was also announced today that AL.
Tierney, OF Chicago. had been substi-
tuted as stakeholder In the bout for
Tim Sullivan OF New York Curley
will post his forfeit money with Tier
ney here when he returns from the
west.
Frank McManus had NO difhculty In
cisposing Of John 0oeschel In the finals
or their bowling match for a big purse
at the Printers alleys last night
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26
NICOL OF PURDUE TO
BE BROOKLYN SCOUT

LAFAYETTE. Ind. Jan. 26.-Hughie
Nicol. Purdue athletic director, has
signed as scout for the Brooklyn Ma
tionals. Last season Nicol was chief
scout for Grifith's Cincinnati Reds.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26

ly enough 10 get working knosl'
edge of the game lie has learned
much from his contact with the biz
4 fellows and now with chance To
put what he has picked ~ into prac-
lice in daily toll, he may be looked
upon as just getting farming enough
| TO bring him into shape II may be
that he will not care 20 go east. In
case that is SO. Manager Roeslnk, OF
Detroit's Columbian league team,
wants him.
OF the other four men, Drake and
Lively have had their chances TO
make good here. They have not prov
ed up 10 topnotch standard Drake
has gone south with the team three
years In succession but has PLAYED
very little with the Tiges during the
season During the past year he has
alternated with Davey Jones in left
field. Jack Lively seems TO be a pitch
er when he wants TO be but doesn't
take enough interest in the game TO
keep IN condition. The prospects of
being star among the hurlers OF the
International league may give him
announcement TO make a record OF
himself and pull him back into major
league company.
The last two men. Renter or Will
sen and Reynolds have yet TO show
their worth. Renter didn't do anything
last year 10 warrant his being kept
here and Reynolds is yet to be tried
out in associations faster than n
league in the same class with the
South Michigan, Glass G. II they
have the stuff IL will be brought out
With the Grays
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26

or the six men sent 10 Providence.
any Of them may be expected TO come
hack Schmidt Is the only one who
has served his time as a big Lacquer
and has gone through the mill. The
principal trouble with him, his bum
arm, may be obviated by work i'm the
Providence team. While he would
have very hard time TO shove Oscar
Stanage out OF the holes behind the
bat. nevertheless, with his arm in
shape he might prove his old worth.
This is hardly probable. however. and
II Is undoubtedly fact that Detroit
has seen Charlie in Detroit uniform
for the last time
OF the other men going east, all
are Youngsters as far as major league
baseball experience is concerned. OF
the best-looling prospects for a re.
turn 10 the Tiges must be named
Lathers Chick" hasn't had the
chance for the experience in actual
work in games necessary TO make him
n finished big Lacquer. Coming here
from the University of Mich
igan team, he hasn't been able 10
break into the box scores consistent
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26
RUMORS OF GOPHER
BADGER BREAK GET
A FINAL QuIETUS.

MINNEAPOLIS. Mimi, Jan.
26.-That there Will be no
break in the athletic relations
of the Universities OF Wiscon-
sin and Minnesota was assured
today when II was learned the
Minnesota football eleven will
meet the Badgers Nov. 2, 1912.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26

here. Renter is the young fellow who
came here as Wilson. was shunted 10
Toronto, came back and was then
sent 10 Saginaw where he pitched
good ball until taken III in midseason.
Reynolds comes from the Macon club
OF the South Atlantic league.
The release of these six players to
Providence and the only one, Ralph
Stroud, TO Buffalo was evidently salts
factory TO Manager Stallings OF the
Buffalo club as he expressed himself
as willing that the agreement which
has obtained between the Tigers and
the Bisons that each should favor the
other in the matter OF providing play
ers should be continued. This ought
to put rest to the wall from Buffalo
that the club there is going TO get
raw deal from the Detroit manage
ment.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26

John II. Powers, president Of the
league, visited Mack park
yesterday and expressed himself as
very we'll pleased with conditions here.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26

Perry. IL is expected. will be tried
ont in left field. with the Tiges. He
will be taken on the training trip
south and II he shows the proper cali
Der will be kept here. He seems 10
be the kind of man who is needed all
right. as he is a top-notch hitter. II
he can make himself available TO lead
of ahead of Cobb and Crawford, he
will be a most welcome addition TO
the Tiger roster. AS is known, he
led the Eastern league in hitting for
players who played in more than hf-
teen games His record in walks and
bases stolen is nothing remarkable.
but he will have the advantage OF
what the Tiges can teach him in that
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-01-26
Suits s.
OvercOats

tPiain Blue ana Black Suits alone
excepted)
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Notice to Charge Customer,

All purchases made Saturday. Jan.
~, viii be charged on your February
account, payable March L.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Ever since We took that girl to raise I
AID Co a Beemers. You don't never ex-
i'ct tu keep Mary Elizabeth round this
mouse. dp youF But Fad always say
W., got 90 do our duty by her. Jane.
she's my dead sister child. her nav
GiluS had a head OF her own. too"
AIRS AlcGuigan-O. they're all that
way. now a-days. mine too. Eddication's
tine trouble. too much book-learin'. They
d"ut want 20 stay home. Why amt they
NOR. Xix u.s.
Mrs. Beemers-tAs she picks currhnts
'eftlN1 Not that Mary T.. ever wanted
o., au anything bad She was Gllus n
good sirl. rcadin and studyin'. An
when she wanted 20 60 20 New York an
work iu one OF them settlements. we
couldn't say 40
Mrs NcGuigau-ThaJs because she
wasn't your own child. ~ sSe had a
been. whatd you done
Mr. Heemcrs-i Resting t~houEhtfuliy
against the fencei Well. I don't know.
She was So awful anxious Mebbe after
All. they got a right 20 their own iivesi
Mrs McGuigan-i don't see that she
got along so quick. Has she9
Mrs Eeemers-She always writes hap
~. an she never writes for no money,
bur she don't say much about What she
does.
The Postman-CWhistiinF shrilly a.
h. walks up tho PATH I've been ring
irE 80 your front door. Mis- Beemerr.
hut D couldn't make you hear I had
such q hig fur you. thought ia bring
10 round
Mrs Doowrs and Mrs. McGuIran-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
About People
Movements Of individuals 70 and
From the City.

W r. Wilson is registered at the
Wilson. In Elkins.
J. b. Brennan a stopping at the
Randolph. In Elkins. yesterday.
Edward Clark is visiting Charles
Hately. OF Follansbee.
r. II. Nossled. representing the
OttHeiskell Company. was In Sis
t~ersville "Wednesday on business.
Mrs. Thomas Pastorius and little
Virginia Cribs. Of Sistersville. spent
Thursday with Miss Blanche Pre-
sack. who is attending school here.
T. r. Graham and J. D. Lewis wer-
at the Duquesne. in Pittsburgh, yes
terday.
Mrs. r. p. Malone. OF Parkershurg.
Is visiting her daughter. Mrs. George
+. y oyd.Jr., for a few days.
Charles W. McCulley was a bust.
ness visitor in Marietta Wednesday
Mrs. r. {. Dancer is visiting her
sister. Mrs. W. T. Smith. az Man
nington.
x. NJ. Browne was transacting bus
mess I'm Clarksburg yesterday.
Mrs. sam Hodgkiss il seriously M
az the North Wheeling hospital. hay.
ing been Operated on Thursday
Mr. and Mrs. Morgan Clarke have
returned from Saranac Lake. y. Y,
and will be the guests OF Mrs. 4. j
Clarke over Christmas.
Rev. J. VI. Potter. OF the Vance
Memorial church. has returned from
Manningtotn. W Va. where he az.
sisted Rev. Smith. OF the Presby
terrain church in special services for
the week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
NEWS BRIEFS

Prof IT. T.. Odrers. principal Of
the local high school. stated yestcr-
day that during the past week there
has been AN unusual amount ~ sick
ness. but mostly Of q slight nature.
tIc stated thut moro pupils were alb
sent from the hiEh school last week
than iu any one week since school
started.
Tho Young Ncn'- Christian assoc
citation at BETHANY held an interest
ing last evening and was addressed
hy Dr. Robinson. ~ Cameron.
Yesterday was the annual gath
erinr-iu day" for tho immaculate
Necdlowork guild Of 81. Joseph's
cathedral. and many articles OF wear
iue apparel and fancy work were re-
c'iv'd. which will be distributed al
christmas.
Prof. vs.. g. TAYLOR delivered the
eighth lecture of 70 series last even
in~ OF e. meeting ~ the Mems Gem
trl Bihlr class 90 tho s. So. a.. a.
Pour deeds OF trust were left FOR
record in the county court here yes.
terday.
The work ~ paving Main street.
across %" creek. is almost complet-
%. and with favorable weather 10 Is
hoped that tho work will be- finished
D. the first Of tho year.
Handkerehief Sock and Tie Sets.
nIL mn $500
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
To Overcome Winter
Complexion Troubles



II he chill air causes your skin 20
dry aut scale or become ndulv rod or
spotted. before you Eo 90 bed spread a
thin layer OF ordinary me~coilEed wax
over yer entire face. Remove next
morning with warm water. This fr tIe
deal complexion treatment for THE win
ter strl. The wax Eertlf ahzorhs tho
dead particles Of surface skin. 80 grad
ually there're NJ disDorfort. This gives
the underlylnE skin a chance 90 breathe
and 60 show itself In "a week or -
the new and younger skin r. wholly iu
evidence ans you have e. really match
less complexion. Naturally al ifz de-
fectr disappear with the discarded cuti-
rle-as CHAPS. rouEIreEr. hlotchez. rlm-
pies. freckles. ~tlackheadr. salloWness.
I suahy ar ounce OF mercolized wax.
~procurable az any druE store. a. enough
20 renONate even the worst complexion.
Wrinkles need bother you no more N
youll use this simple face wash. Pow
dere1 saNolite. I OF. dissolved in witch
hazel. = pt Just one application viii
AFFECT even the deepest lines. and soon
your skin Will De smooth a. a chlld'E-
Adv.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

and the following we're present
Misses Geneyleye Norton. Martha
Campbell. Katherine Waterhouse.
Jane Russell. Alice Norton. Louise
Woods. Carolyn McLain. Ann Russell.
Mary Norton. Grace Wilson. Hester
Bodiey. Elizabeth Bodley. Madelyne
Weiss. Marie Rolf. Masters Tally
Sweeney. Faccus Stifel. sam Norton.
John Sweeney. Albert Whitaker. Lu-
cius Wilson. Charles Woods.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
Was Honored.

Mrs. Harry Otis Hiteshew. OF this
city. who was visiting Mrs. James
Kelsey Hall. in Wheeling. was the
guest Of honor at a luncheon given
at the Fort Henry Club on Wednes-
day by Mrs. Hall. Yellow. the pre-
dominating color. was carried u in
"a most effective and charming way.
The %candelabra formed the center
piece and was shaded with "A delicate
nun. and the flowers in use we're the
golden wedding chrysanthemums.
Covers were placed for fifteen guests.
-Parkersburg Dispatch-News.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Master Robert Lewis Steenrod.
little son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Nc
Clurg Steenrod. entertained a few lit
tie friends az the Orpheum Theater
on Friday Afternoon with a box party
10 see the Pickanlnnies and the ami
NAL circus. Following the show the
children were taken Q O Ziegenfelders.
where they enjoyed refreshments.
Mary Elizabeth Sweeney. Mary Ellen
Steenrod and Jack Morris and their
mothers were members Of the party.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Tho next meeting ~ the Women's
Literary club viii bc held on Deem
Der Is. and tho following is the pro-
gram Co poo rendered.
what are all histories. hut God mani
Testing Himself AZ down %
traWplinr under foot whatsoever He
hath not planned"
Colombia. Its Government and People
Mrs. Tavlor
Turbulent Venezuela .. Mrs. Work
Tho P~5u-Awerican Union .......
Mrs. ~ = Jones
Current Events ...... Mrs kimherlaud
Thoughts are real forces. living mes
Seucers or power.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
At Mrs. cIarke's.

Tho Fowler Circle Foreign Mission.
airy Society will give a musical al
the home OF Mrs. A. j. Clarke. on
North Main street, on Tuesday ever
ing. Beside the interesting program
TO be rendered. many fancy articles
suitable for Christmas giving will be
offered by the ladies. Mr.. Edgar Bull.
lard Is in charge OF the program. and
II promises TO be quite interesting.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Mrs August Cearot entertained tho
ladies' Home Club on Thursday 40
her home on South EoT street. and
euchre and dominOes were the diver.
sions. Miss Nell Murphy won the
club prize and % delicious luncheon
was served The guests were Mrs.
George Dittman. Mrs. Charles Uirst.
Mrs stove Hartman. Mrs. Christ 10.
gan. Mrs John Corners. Mrs. Schultz.
Mrs John Nenaman and Miss Sell
Murphy
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
Bazaar and Falr-

The Carroll Club Is making ar
engagements for their bazaar and fair.
which is TO be held at their club the
week OF January 20. and the affair
will be open TO the public. An able
committee Will be appointed TO take
charge OF the bazaar. and various
booths will be arranged in the audi
tOrium.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

The William H Cooke circle OF The
Kings Daughters viii have n sale of
home made cakes. candles and fancy
articles AZ Bertschy's furniture store
saturday. December g Mrs Ollie
Reid is chairman ~ mo fancy work.
and Mr George Ebclinr has charge
~ me cakes. etc Red Cross stamps
viii DO on sale also
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Mrs Joseph SpeideI entertained a
few friends al the Mcclure with a
bridge party on Thursday afternoon.
The following were the guests pres
mt; Misses Katherine Johns. Juliet
Campbell. Ida Hubbard. Eleanor
Patterson. Eleanor Mcclure. Mrs
Jesse Speidel. Mrs. Harry Bradley.
Mrs. l. r. Young. Mrs. VIII Cracraft.
Mrs. Leach Cracraft. Mrs. William
Hearne. Mrs. VIII Holloway.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
Cathedral HInh Ball

The Cathedral High school alumni
Will entertain with their annual ball
at the Carroll Club on December &c.
and II will be n OF the elaborate
social events OF the season. The
young people are ~anxlously awaiting
the event.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Little Miss Amelia Norfon enter
tained n few OF her LITTLE friends NJ
Tho Norton home at Highland Park
boo Thursday afternoon The after.
% % was spent in juvenile games
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
State Sunday School AssocIatIon.

The State Sunday School Associa-
tion will hold their annual affair at
the Stratford Springs Hotel on Tues
day evening. December 10. An inter
esting program has been outlined.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

4 leap year party was given At tho
home Of Miss Emma Wcddell on
Market street Thursday evening. The
home was beautifully decorated In
pink and blue. Euchrc. dancing and
singing formed the diversions Of The
evening. At "A late hour refreshments
won. E.rNnl ln III. -f.I-nmlnn-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
New Year Bail.

The members OF the Carroll Club
viii enjoy their annual New Year
ball at hat club on December 3lst.
II will be a formal ball. and largely
attended.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07
Retail Clerks, Dane

The second of a series Of dances
was given by the Retail Clerks Asso-
citation on Friday evening and
Stcihm's orchestra furnished the
music. There was a large attend
ance and refreshments were served
during the evening.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Miss Lou Adolph. OF this city. who
is attending school at the New Eng
land Conservatory OF Music. enter
tanned with a delightful tea" at the
Boston Students Club last Monday
In honor Of Mrs. Zou Hastings-Fra-
zier. of New York City. formerly OF
this city. Mrs. Frazier Is Miss
Adolph's guest at Boston. and both
Wheeling ladies are taking a prOmi-
nent part in musical circles OF the
East. Miss Helen Fair. OF Salistown.
Pa. and Miss Alice Baodwin. Of Balti-
more. Md. had charge of the tea
tables. There were some forty guests
present. and a delightful afternoon
was spent by all Handsome pink
Killarney roses were used in profu-
sion, and the decoration was most
artistic. Wheeling Is becoming more
elated over her many musical favor
ties every day, and no matter where
they appear they are well received.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

The Arion kaher-

The Arion Society will entertsin its
members Thursday. December 18th.
in their club rooms with one OF their
kafee visite. There will be euchre,
500 and dominoes for the ladies' In
the afternoon. Delicious Smithneld
baked ham supper will be served
from $3.50 to S o'clock. after which
dancing will be enjoyed. Committee
In charge:
nr.-FH.-V
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Collegiate Alumnse.
The executive board Of the col
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

iegiate Alumnae met at the home Of
Mrs. NJ. H.. kimberland an Thursday
evening 20 complete Arrangements
for their holiday reception TO be held
on December 81. The reception will
he for the young ladies returned from
college and their friends. There Will
I've an interesting program arranged
for the afternoon.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Leather Wallet Pocket Books, fancy
boxes. 48e, esc. McFADDEN'S.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

handkerchief Sock and Tie Sets.
98c, $50. McFADDEN's.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

h~eodafno1:
Henry kell W. o. McCluckey
Mary Koch Geo phfIfps
.dmund klrchner Aug. Remke
Laupp Daniel Rockabrand
ltobt 6. linslev Daniel Reeves
Herm- LobeuStein Al. a. Rockabran
Geo. Lobeusteiu Kate Roth
yohn Medick Anton Bieberson
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

Herman TstIe CHafir- Bender.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-12-07

WheeIlna LadY EntertaIna.

Kraatz Katherine Horning
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1912-08-30

John Bunny. Big BIZ Anderson
five reels, Ideal tonight.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1912-08-30
MCINTOSH

Mcintosh. Aug. 29-Dr A. c.
Walkup, Miss Mary Walkup and s. Z.
Reid sailed from Jacksonville last
Friday for Baltimore. They expect to
be away about three weeks, and while
away will visit Washington, New York
and Atlantic City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jones moved here this
week from Ocala. Mr.. Jones is a bar
Der by trade and expects to open a
shop here.
Mr.. J. c. Smith has returned from
Atlanta with a carload of horses and
mules for the Brown & Smith sale and
exchange stable. Mr.. Brown has re-
Gently completed a large and commo-
dious shed.
Messrs. Wood and Havird who re-
Gently took over the stock of Mr.. s. II.
Walkup, opened up for business this
week.
Mrs. L. VI. Baldwin has returned
from her trip to Washington and New
York
Miss Lemmie Hester gave a miscel-
laneous shower to Miss Eva Farnbach
Wednesday. Miss Farnbach and Mr..
Smith of Micanopy will be married at
the Christian church next Wednesday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1912-08-30
THIS STORE WON'T
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hut We Have a Liver Medicine That
We Do Guarantee With Money
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The next time you think you need
a dose OF calomel, don't take it, Even
IL you have taken it often before, this
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two or three doses of Dodson's Liver
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We would not recommend Dodson's s
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So anybody who buys bottle of Dod-
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1t has absolutely no bad after effects
and is harmless for children as we'll as
grown-ups.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-08-13

well, never mind, Johannas,"
said the missus, the COW is going
to have calf, and then we can
sell the calf and pay the interest"
"Hip, hip, hurrah l had plumb
furgot tn OF cowP exclaimed our
hero.
The cow presented the family
with little calf the other day.
But think of the tough luck-the
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-08-13
THIS IS A TRUE STORY

E11S ID "A NOE S1ORE
Johannas Martin is poor and
honest farmer toiling in the soil
near Honesdale, Pa. He bent be-
meath the burden of $500
mortgage plastered securely onto
his farm.
For years Johannas had sought
surcease from his sorrow by pay
ing off the aforesaid mortgage,
but ever was the money lacking.
This year crops have been bad,
and Johannas was coming to-
ward interest day without the
wherewithal in his jeans. That
meant foreclosure and eviction, ct
Cetera, as lawyer sharps put it.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-08-13

All German soldiers are re-
CURED to be expert swimmers,
and most of them can cross deep
rivers with their clothing, rifle
and ammunition on their heads
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-08-13

calf had two heads, six legs and
two tails!
81 can never sell that calf to a
butcher" walled Johannas, ''the
home is doomed to 60"
But a newspaper man put a
piece in the paper about johann
mas bad luck, and a Coney Island
show Teller came along and paid
Johannas 81 500 for the freak calf.
Eight minutes later, by the clock,
Johannas was at the bank paying
off the mortgage.