davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
Hdtbiel= Tmfsaben unb 25iunsen.

Sa iih Niemano sefunben Fat. Der
Die nahfolgenben mcbrmals perz
0ffentlihten Hdtbiel : Iufgaben l0ien
tonnte, 10 laiien mir bier Die betref@
fenoeu Iufgaben nit Den 2Diungen
5ulommen folsen.
Ilio: r@orin bcitebt Der Inter-
idieo 3piiden 8eben mo Lam
fen?" - 81. 6. o.. G.. @is.
Intport: 9eim @eben bleibt
Elm SUB alif Der Grbe bis Der onbere
pprgetreten lit; beim 2aufen bebt iid
Der nad)fommenbe SUB bepor Der
borbere Die grbe beriibrt. Cont
fDnuten niht folfe Spriinse gemad,i
peroen, Die ldnger iinb, ais beipe
9eine 3uiammen.
Sic a ID @obItbdter (?)
pes @oIfes.
1. 8er Iieiert bas 8raut. bas,
ipenn in Hauh ne~rtpanbelt. &and)en
bis in ben iiebenten 9immel nerieet?
- Ser 5abaftrnit.
2. 8er be9liidt ms nit Der Siib>
tang, bic Den @almen tiBelt rpo bas
9ebeu periiiBt? = Der 3ufertruit.
3. 8er crbdlt uns Die nabrbafte
Srubi beS beliebten Sallspogels. Die.
obifon I'M Sriibiabr er5eugt, bod i'm
Iinter per5ebrt ipirb Unit ober obne
@pblgeruf) /? = Der Gtertrmit.
4. User iorst bafiir, baB Die 0ez
Iunobcit bes @olfes niht leioet blrdJ
iibcrmdbigen Sleii69enub? - Der
Sleiidtrmit.
8. @er fleioet bie arme Ienihs
belt i'm &inter unb beipabrt Tie Dor
Sem Grfrieren? - Der 8ua5ens-
fruit.
g.. @er ermDslidt CO Dem 2anbs
mann. bas gr5eusnib ieineS SleiSes
nit Der 9erineiten Miibe 3u ernten.
nidt alcin Den @ei5en. ionbern aud
oaS llnfraut? = Der Grntemaihi=
nentrmit.
Z. &er erihui bds Glen NM
Stabl fir Die giienbabneu? - Sc,
Stabltrmf.
s. 8er bilft sic IGSer bes Sans
bells unb Der &esierung idmieren? =
Der Seltrnit.
(Geine Hedtc porbebalten.)
Ser mo bre Safob,
u. g., &uIb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
81 W~roamutters Weburtstas.

@roBmiltterd)cn I'M lpeiBcn 0aur,
USE licb bit OH II Iucnl
Scin Sdd)eln milo, Scin Nusc tlar.
Wcm Iout SaS nift gefullen?
Vie peiB Sein Wunb 10 id)lid)i
lino ldlDr
Inns Warden 5u bcrid)ten,
Wic peiBt Oh itets inns Si pcritcb'n
Salft %unicrn Streit an idlidtcn!
Sic Oh Den licben &ntcr chit
Oar trcrlid) bait gcpilcaet,
go gut Oh iebt nit II cs mcinlt,
Scin &er6 II Siebe bcget.
, lpolle 8ott nod uiclc Sdbr'
Dir Idcnfen bier uuf Groeu.
llno mpee Seinc gnfelifaar
60 gut pie On emit perpcn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
@as ipielen mir?
Ser a n.

Sbr ainber id,lieBt cinen 9reis;
ems bupon itellt Den GiicnbabnzG uns
butteir bar uub tritt III ben arcis.
gr crsdblt II ben iibrigen cine Oes
id)ihtc. Sloelid ruit CT: Ser aeiiel
ploBtl" Del bieiem &uf lot iih ser
arcis cilisit anf. unb ieSer Ritipieler
iud,t einen Der porber bc5cifnetcn
Tldee auf. Sa Elm Ylas iucmiaer
ieiu muB. ais Spielenbe iinb. lit Oers
ienigc' Der fcinen Ylas finoct. nun
Gonbutteur.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
Gin tapferes Sausmiitterdjen.

Ils maferes Sausmiitterden seiate
iih iiingit Die feline Gra Sisiinmtons.
elm Idphen bon IA Sabren, bas in
Iblpeienbeit Scr 9utter in Der 8obs
mlno, No. 253 &elt is. Str, Sem
Sort. nah DEM 9fcdten Su ieben uno
brei iiingere 0eidipilter 5u beaufit1s
ti9en bat.
Srnu Sibiintmons. cine @itttpe. bic
aIicin fir Die bier &inber iorst. mar
nod nidt 0 Der Irbeit 3uriid. uno
@pn mliSte Ole brci aleinen aaein
laiicn. INT SeIor9unsen fir'S Ibenos
cilcn sl madden. IlS lie b~cimfebrte.
ipurpe ibr auf ibr alopfcn nid,t gcs
offnet. llnbeil abneno. flettcrtc tie
burh pcn Seller in Die Wobrmng;
bort fanp lie ale brei @eIdpiiter be-
lpuBtlos. bon Gas betdrbt. bnS einem
p~ifencn Sabn cntitrpmte. 8an3 allein
idaffte JIG iie aif Die StraBe nno lief
Damn 81 perihicbencn Mer5ten. aber
feiner bate 3eit iiir tic, uno 10 aing
lie allein Suriid. Sm Ioriibergehen
benahrihtigtc iie nod eincn Ipotbcs
fer. Der Damn eincn Ir6t bonn Neu
Yprf> 6oipital herbeirief. Ifs oieier
aber anfum, hattie Gpa Die SefpmBts
loIcu Ifpn iuieber belebt. inoem lie
linen forttpdbrenS @aiier ms Gee
iidt scipriBt bate. ollie Bier prntes
itirtcu pnnn Iebbaft. nls Der gr3t ~
nadD Dem Soipital mitnebmen poIte.
pa .Iutter iid) dnsitigcn ipiirbe.
lpenn tic beiWfdme". 90 fpnrben
Die nrei aleincn in Der Yfleee ibrcr
mutbigen Sdnpeitcr sclaiien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
3e5epte nnb @infe.
apfeIiinen somIe.

Iau reibt Die Shalc bon elmer gros
ben Ipfeliine nuf Suder ab. iibcrsicBt
bcnielben NIT elmer Slaide lcid)tcn
&eiu nno ldBt i'm eiui9c Stunncn
iteben. Msbann id,dlt man flint bis
iefs Ipfeliinen red)t LAUDER. tbeilt tic
in Sheiben. entfernt Die aernc uno
loft audi Die innere Saut ab. Hin
ltreut man Elm Sfunb Suder barber.
giebt nod bier Slaid,en @ein biuSu
unb itelt Die Sople aui gis. Tor
Dem I%uitraaen ioate cine Slald)c
Gbampasner bin5usciii9t pcrbcn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
@er?i

mad 9eicn bes Mrtitels: ,Stnr5
Der &eligiun", Seite 8, nod
fcrner Spsialiit mnh Gbriit sn-
gleid iein mullte, Der nebme ictt
ieinen Smt nnb nerlaic bic Sc
meinbe, es Jet benn, oaf er feline
3borbeit INN einiiebt mnb bic
WDlfe im Shafspelsen ertcnnt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
" y "
SaS cdltc Sein,.

@pupcrnclr Wnribna bon Snbiaua
iprad lcstc Wode in Slcpc!onb liber
pao &nabenz Yrpblem. ~Sas 6eim.
baS quite 6cin". iagie or, lit Der quite
Srt. mnbim DER anuhe 9cbort, 100 CT
cinc mprnliihc Gr5iebung erlaugt,
SIT bicics &cim Der Srt, on bem lid
Der Batter mr. nnfbdlt. nm 81 cilcn.
81 triufcn unb 81 ihlafen. an Dem Die
Iutter ernitlitl bemiibt lit, iidl ibrer
ainber Su cntlcoigen nnb ie mad,
Observation-Disclosures ab5nidicben,
10 taligt bicieo &eim nid,to. Yeihcr
ut bicS I'M umcrifaniidcn 2cbcn of
Der Sail"
Gorge icbcr @anu. baB iciu Seim.
icinem 8cibe mo icincn aiubcrn Gin
ipabrcS &eim lit. mn CT iclbit Gin
Aouscr Ianu. Der NIT bcm glter
VcilpicI pprnu aebt; Damn miro bas
amcrifaniide Seim =. g. iein,
Griinber Chiffon lit Der Nniiht.
baB Gin pieritiinbiscr Sdlof fir cincu
&enidcn p%ollnui seniiae. Ser
udmIid)cn Iniift iino b~ctdnntlid) Die
meiltcn Babies AUDI.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
SaIat BON 0"urfen nit
Ippetttbiiien.

Ian ifdlt brei Solssurfen nnb
3crtbeilt JIG III fleine @iirtcI. Ippctits
biiien o Serina. etlpd f23 q. Scrs
id,ncibct man in gleiher @ciic. idiits
telt Seioee geborig onrheinanScr. unb
lam audi nod cinige @ilriel bon laus
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09

rem. iafti9cn Iepfcln bin5ufiisen; ionit
uber gcnil9en Die bcibcn Sutbatcn 5i
eitcm biQi9cn unb pifanten Salat.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
e el1eri euppc c.

3pci mittelsroBc SeQeriefno[len
Id,alt man. ihneipet JIG in SHeiben,
9ibt lie i'll fofenbes 8ulicr. IdBt tie
anffod)en nnb 9iebt tic oaun nb. 5tuei
lln5en magercn robeu Shinfen itneis
Oct man in Sd)ciben. brit Sclcric@
nno Standardization in ctipa Siuci
lln6en Butter gut bitrdD. gibt 5pei
lln5en Mcbl baSu, ouuitet cs inter
Hiibrcn gar nno 9ibt nun 5ipei 2itcr
fod)enoes Waiicr. in Dem man mcbrere
gorillonlpiirfel gel0it bat. bariibcr.
Sie Suppe lpirb 10 LANCE gcfod,t. bis
Der Seaerie san5 lpeid lit, 10 oaB man
Die Snppe burhitrcit,en fam. Sic
miro nit Yfcffer uno Snl5 nbaez
Ifmedt nno nit t~leincn, eerDiteten
Semmelfpiirfcln 81 Gid geecben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
&uabe bmrd 9nnamitfapieln in Stii6s
5crriiicn.

NnS Chicago. ST.. tpirb semclbct:
Der II Sabre alte hilbert 2amhers snr
@a6nib, Snb.. bate cinisc Spnamits
fapielu %scfunocn unb IN feline Saidcm
aeitcdt. @dbrcnb er ipdter init
altersgcnohen ipielte, ficl CT auf
eineu Steiu. Die aapieln erplobierteu,
nnb Der arme acrl lunrbc in Stiide
6crriiicn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
SpnntaS.

Sotntaa.
8ar fricbIid disgebreitct
2iest Dor mir Die Hntur;
Die Winb' biird5idnicln lciic
Sic ionnbeeldn3te Slur
=
Serr IN ben iti0en Sbdlerr
Sort HI Der 8lpfen Slang,
1lnb aus Den eriineu. @dlberu
Cont lauter Soeelians.
=
Surd1 buft'ge Singer ipanoeln
9iel 2eut' i'm Seittaesfleib,
Sic iiteen lollt lno froblih:
Ser Gag bes Germ lit bert'l"
=
So sebt es bnrf Die Seele
Diir ad! 10 ipinberbar,
limb gleidpie nelle Sugenb
Stets tpieberfebrt benz Iar,
y
GO fpanbelt iih mein 5er5e
Sn Der id)on meifen Sruit,
Sab cS ihier i%ibertpallet
Gor Srcube uuo Dor 2uit.
&c. Hetn q I D.
SIS y
Bonn idlafenben aptel.
IN gaum. i'm sriinen 9ettden.
3pd5 oben lid, Gin IpfeI ipicst;
Ser bat 10 rotbe 8ddden,
Tan iiebt's, baB Ell I'M Sd)lafe liegt.
-
Gin &inb itebt unter'm Yarme;
9as ida,lt uno. ifaut uro ruff
binauf:
18th Ipfel. fomm berunterl
&Dr' enbli6 nit Sdlafen auf!"
Gs bat i'm 70 sebeten;
8lalbt Sbr. Der mare aiifgeipa6t?
gr riibrt iib nid}t i'm Bette,
Sicbt aus, ais oh im Sdlaf er ladt.
=
9a fommt rie liebe Sonne
Sim Siinmcl bod bnberipa5iert.
,.I6 Sonne. liebe Sonne.
Wah' Oh. RAP ii6 Der apfel riibrt!"
-
Sic sonne ipribt: .@arum benn
.nidlt2" '"S'
limb ipirft ibm Strdblen ms Geliht,
&iibt i'm bd5m 10 f~reunblid;
Ser Spiel aber riibrt iih nidt.
Sum id,au! Sa fontmt elm Goael
llub ieet iid auf Den Baum binauf
.gi, Toeel, Oh mIbt iin9cn;
Seipib. getpiB. bas iuedt i'm auf!"
Ser 8oacl ipcbt ben Sbuabcl
llnb lingt Elm 3ieo 10 wunoernctt
1lub iingt aus boiler aeble;
Ser @pfel riibrt lid, nidt i'm Sctt.
=
1lno fper lam nun 9cgnngen?
IS lpar Der Wino; bcn fem i'd, ifon
Scr fiibt nid,t mnb Der iin9t nidt;
Ser picift aus cinem anbern Spn.
y
ct Iternmt in bciSc Seiten
Sic Mrmc. bldit Die Baden nuf
Hub blGft mn blGit uno ridJtig,
Scr Npfcl ipadt cridroden alf.
1luS iprinet bonn Baum beruntcr
GRAB IN rie ShiirSc bon bcm Stub;
Sao bcbt i'm aiti inn frcut lid
llnb ruit: sd buntc id)6n, Scrl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
q babarbcr : &c q mclab


Ian. mdidt Die Observation-Disclosures
poriidJtig mn idncibct Die Sldttcr nm
oas Wnr5clenbc ab. reibt Die Stangcil
NIT einem 5u6 trpfcn unb idncibci
etipa einen 3pa lanse Stide bon Den
Stansen. Ian micst bas @cmiiic
unb alii iebe feds Yfuno redbnet man
folgenbe Sutbaten: II SaiIcu bon,
beiten &%affce5uder '(2ump Sugar)
nrb Die gelbe Hinoe bon prei Gitronen.
8an brinet Den Hhabarbcr obne
8aiicr auf idtpad)es Seiier unb lpeur
Der Saft ausgc5oaen lit. gibt mal,
gleid Den 3udcr bin6u unb Die feina
9ertebene Sdale bon ben Gitrouen.
Wan fod)t iebr lnngiam. bis Der
3uder sclDit lit. Damn fodt mar es
raid Elm, 10 Did man cs babcn mill.
Nan fiiat Die Waiie bciB in @ldier
uno bedt eineu Sedcl bnrauf ooer gibi
llad bcm Grfaiten Yaraffin barber.
~ ~ =
Sans in nuierem Sinne
idreibt Ser rSerolo bcs @laubens"
Inter Den pielen @beiGeioungsflogen
Die leBtes Sabr in DEN ct. 2ouiier @es
ridten anbduais, semad)t nArben. fam
Gin 9roBcrer Srooentiab ais III tribe
rem Sabren aus Samilicn. Die in &c
iellihaitlihcu unO findn5ielen awrciier
electromagnetic Stellnngen cinnebmen
Ils berborItcdenoe @riinoe bicicr Or
Iheimlng, Die cinem. Der nit unlcrer
geieQidoftlifen @erbdltniiien iucnil
pertraut lit, oils iiberraihenb portpm-
men mag, lperoen %angegeben Cult gum
Glublcben, Seiib miibcloicn gintom.
mens, @tibaftun9 Der &eilisfeit De;
bduSlihen Hebens, Die u~ncridttlidbt
@ersnii9uugsiuht. Ser iriibcrc &rcis.
ridtcr @toie5 Y. Sale, Der idcibungs.
luitigen 9elltcn oft cine Itrcnge Ntabn.
rebe sebalten bat. lagte: r@enn id
ir9cno cine cin6clne llriad)e beraliss
beben iolte, 10 m0dtc i6 bas Club
leben ais Saupturiade bcScihncn
Ser iunge @ann bes bcutigcn Cages
Der bon Dem bon ieincm Sutcr ange.
bduften 8cidtbum 5ebrt, ad)tct Oh
Seiligfcit bcs eiscnen Seimcs nift
lpie feline Iorpdtcr tbatcn. mn icin(
Su6t mad llnterbaltun9 5iebt i'm BON
Sauie meg unb mad, Dem G"lub6immel
bin, uub idlicBlih iiebt CT Iih in cinci
@beideibungsflage Dor @eridt &C.
ltclt." Heifes grbe mn arbcitloie,
@eipinn iinb id,on 10 @andem gun
alieitigcn Sd)anen unb Gcrncrben &c
porben. Sagesen lit Mrbcit, scprS-
nete nnb miibcuuile Nrbeit, niitlidJ fiji,
Yeib unD Seele.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09
rGicr= Gpnicruiermns in
&aHerglas."

Sicbc artifel bicsbctrcif in
nuicreu lanbmi d. +
lihen Spdltcn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-09

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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
BY Ella Wheeler Wilcox

in the line of the cuisine, that ran
he done at dinner party given for
the purpose
But in afternoon or late evenins
functions food shoul, be but mers
incident and refreshments of tbe
SIMPLEST nature.
When the race was less evolved
and nearer the animal plane. fonr.
teen courses at dinner were Thought
to be proofs Of generous hospitality
and different wine ut almost every
course the sign of q generous host
Such an entertainment now would
class one as ignoraEs and vulgar,
People are finding out that all dis.
eases are caused by poisoning the
system either with vices. or food and
drink. Too much food and too
much drink are vices in themselves.
besides being deadly foes to beauty
and youth and health
Dancing is an ideal form Of enter.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
Household Suggestions

Flat irons should not be allowed to
become red hot, for they will not re-
tain the heat properly afterward.
Slightly soiled ribbons II well pow
dered with French chalk o. magnesia
and held over the heat from a stove
for a few minutes will quickly shed
any grease or soil They should be
carefully pressed after the powder and
soil have been brushed off
Smoke from lamp or gas often soils
ceiling IN one particular spot while
the rest remains beautifully white. II
is useful to know that soilAd ceilings
caused by lamp and gas will be rem
dered less conspicuous II rubbed over
with dry whiting
To make baked noa toes dry and
rnealv 4us+ when potatoes are tender
put a fork at least twice into each
potato to let the steam escape.
ealt and vinegar make an excellent
mixture for cleaning water bottles ana
vino decanters Put a dessertspoonfu
of rough salt into a decanter. moisteh
il with vinegar and then shake the de-
canter tn the stains are removed
To clean meat chopner put Niece
of bread through 81 after you nave
been chopping raisins, meat or any
thing that Is hard 70 wash out or
cbonnar and Won will have no DIM
cn1tv IN washing II afterward
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
Not Class Enough.

a MONG the beauties of certain
~ nobleman's great country estate
- a magnificent series OF steps ia the
grounds, all covered with velvety turf
and bordered with clipped yew trees.
ON one of the days when the park
and grounds were opened to the pub
liz local clergyman, with a party
Of friends, approached this green
stairway and began to walk up
Rnt on these days gardener is
snecialIy relegsted to keep the public
off and now he ran forward.
Here. you baint to go up theer"
he cried angrily
The clergyman was very Indignant
and demanded to know what the steps
were for, if they might not be walked
on.
The old mans reply was short and
sweet.
They baln't for the likes O. you to
walk on he said. They be for the
gentryl
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19

Londoner was once dining with
Yorkshireman in restaurant 4he
latter true to his natural habit KEEP
turning round to see If his nat anu
coat were all right.
Look here old chap" said the Lon
doner. at last do you think any one
is going to steal our hats and coats
Well said the Yorkshireman, IN
take good care they don't have mine.
but yours went ten minutes ago..
Lady-And when did you hrst be-
come acquainted with your husband?
Street Seller-The very first time as
! disagreed with i'm after we was
married lydy.
Barber-Try a bottle OF this prepare
ton. sir. Splendid thing for badness.
ustomer-Perhaps II is. but I've got
all the badness I want, thank you.
This watch will last a lifetime" re-
marked the teweller. as he handed the
watch to customer
Nonsense" retorted the other. Cant
! see for myself that its hours are
numbered?"
Mamma dining out)-It isn't polite.
t ,oooy, to smack your lips when eat
ing, You never do that at home
Bobby-'Cause we never have anv.
thing worth smacking over.
When my wife and l were first mar
rled we used to call each other Birdie.
DO you still do it?"
No. / call her a parrot and a MAG.
pie, and she usually refers to me as
Jay" 90
Jangs-Yes. sir, l have had. some
strange experiences ana witnessed some
moving scenes-very moving. indeed
Jackson--Oh, you are a detectiveP
Jangs-No; 1 am a scene shifter at
the theatre.
Yesterday" said Jabson. Il refused
poor woman request for a small
sum or money. and in consequence OF
my act | passed a sleepless night. The
tones OF her voice were ringing in nv
ear the whole time"
Your softness Of heart does vou
credit said MADISON who was the
woman"
My wife"
Sunday School Teacher-And when
the prodigal son came home, what han
pened. Tommy?
Tommy-His father ran to meet him
and hurt himself
Sunday School Teacher WHY. WHARF
did you get that?
Tommy--It said his father ran ord
fell on his neck. / bet It would hurt
you to fail on your necki
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
Mrs Ella Wheeler Wilcox, Who
Here Advises Society Upon
Sane Entertaining.

that is my ideal Of entertaining in
the home.
love the Idea OF outdoor func-
tions. of combining beauty Of attire
and performance with the beauty OF
nature That was why | chose the
graceful and stately minuet, with It's
picturesque cost mes. to be danced
on the lawn as means of entertain
ment for my friends.
The custom of having the hostess
stand to receive her guests should
nlso be tabooed. It Il killing or
deal and as senseless as 1t Is cruel
Entertainment should he made
free from whatever is difficult ex-
travagant or unmeaning.
The elements which 20 to make an
ideal entertainment are beauty. COM
fort, pleasure. goodwill, universal en-,
ioyment. simplicity. amusement anu
sometimes instruction
To return to the special feature OF
dancing. there is an endless variety
To he found in that form OF amuse-
ment The different national dances
make a most beautiful picture ana
are educational as we'll as inspiring.
All the arts meet in one; painting,
sculpture. music, poetry are a"
found in the dance.
Therefore, it seems not only
pity but profanity that 1t should
ever be degraded to the graceless
and indecent expression OF de-
generacy.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
He Ran No Risk.

HE tramp sat. serene and dirty,
l on the backdoor step eating the
breakfast for which he had whined.
and the servant stood looking at him
curiously.
Presently the knight of the road OBJ
served the attention she was paying
him
"Wotter yer lookin at me for?" he
asked. in idle curiosity. Think I'm
a toughest cousing?"
Mo- replied the maid coolly: but
1 must say you remind me of man
l useter know"
"sweetheart?" asked the tramp
coyly.
"None of your buslness" was the
maids retort. But something hap
pened to him whichn never happen
to you"
What's that? Died a millionaire.
did hep
The maids reply was crushing:
No; he was accidentally drowned
while bathingl"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
The Barber look Sides.

THE BARRIERS shop was wen patron
ized, when IN walked shabby
stranger.
Good morning, SIR called the bar
Der doubtfully.
GOOD morning replied the stranger.
MY good man, viii you shave one side
OF my face for penny
The barber wlukeI at his waiting
customers.
Certainly" he replied. Take a seat,
please"
Presently II was the shabby stran-
gers turn to occupy the seat of honor
.sNow, which side shall l shaver"
asked the barber. as he waved the
lathering brush in the air.
"The outside" replied the shabby
stranger meekly.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
Mrs Wilcox cd Figure to The Right and Her Friends
Entertaining Ter Friends.

poet and her husband were enter
tanned while on their recent trip
around the world Mrs. Wilcox
planned al unique lawn fete on the
grounds of her home at Short
Beach.
At this fete she followed the
principles which she advocates for
entertainment. 1t is the celebrated
authors theory that instead of mir
ing diversion for their guests, the
host II hostess and their friends
should provide it with their own de
yelepod ia L..
Last Winter 7 took dancing les
sons from a teacher Of the Russian
dancers" says Mrs. Wilcox. "A
I'd Of mine had invented new
dance, the Ella Wheeler Wilcox
glide. With the aid of seven women
friends gave this dance and others
on the lawn, in costume"
One of Mrs. Wilcox's friends
played the banjo for the further en-
tertainment of the guests. to Illus
trate what Mrs. Wilcox believes.
that it requires but little time to
develop talent sufficiently for the
entertainment of ones friends.
"She learned to play the banjo at
odd times in one year" Mrs. Wilcox
said. in proof of her theory.
A third point in The new ente-
tainment is that guests should be
ref~e~rad, but not stuffed. Cake
and punch were served after the
dances Oh the lawn.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19
Up-to-the-Minute Jokes

A couple of Jail birds were eating
meal together. when one OF tneH
looked at his watch to see the time.
why goodness me. you've got
watchr exclaimed the other. How
much did it cost your"
six months" was the reply
Fair Maid wonder what cause'
the flight of time?
Brilliant Young Man-It Is prob.
ably urged on by the spur of this
moment.
Shea clock Is different from a man
Hem what respect?
she-when 1T strikes It keeps ou
working.
"a sailors life is hard one" saN
the steamers captain. ut Is not So
hard as IT used to be before the COM
Ing Of steam" he said ''but It is stiu
fearfully hard. for all that. In fact
heard of but one man who had a de-
cent excuse for going to sea"
"And who was he, captain?' asked
tho Messenger.
Noah" the captain answered For
II the old fellow had remained ON
shore he would have been drowned"
"Tr-~e's Dorsett now Would vou
call him a patient man,
"All depends"
ION what?"
whether he's hshin' or waitin' for
his supper"
For three solid hours the captair had
been lecturins mis- men on the dutIe.
Of a soldier" ard he thought n u..
time TO sac how much thew had under
stood OF his discourse Casting his ave.
FOUND the room. he fved on Privsta
Murphy as h's first victim
Private Murphy" he asked "r,h
should a soldier be ready to die e.,
his country" Ao'
Private Murphy scratched bts 49,
for a moment, end then sni,o 30 "
lishtenment crossed his face '"-
Sure. Captain" he said nla,u.,
you're quite riqht whv sbou1S n Nv ~;
Sheet me see the tblnnest th,.
you have in a blouse 'H'hs
He-She's gone out to lunch madam
Teacher-How many sexes ara tho,
Little Bov-Three. '"efe'
Teacher-Threel What arc +ho..
Little Boy-The male sex, the e.,
sex. and the insects. e'nSlie
The Barber--Your hair is 90
out on top, sir n'ng
The Crank--Good! knew n NO.
me. Now, for goodness sake III IN
talk to 1t. or 1t will crawl back assfL :
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-19

Try nixIng pancakes In a pitcher Of
the bellboy shape, one that an egg
heater fits in nicely. It is much easier
to pour directly from this pitcher on to
the sridd.e instead of ladling the bat
ter out of a bowl
4 stimulating bath Is made by boil
ing for hair an hour a pound of fresh
resinous pine needles and pine cones
broken Into bits. Strain the infusion
and add It to hot bath.
When cutting new bread. heat your
knife by dipping it into a Jug of hot
water. In this way you can cut the
thinnest bread and butter from new
loaf quite easily
When coloring is required for stews
or hashes. let the onions used have the
outer skin left on. and no burnt sugar
or other coloring matter viii be re-
CURED.
Rag rugs made OF cotton wash wen.
These are Inexpensive and are often
lust the thing for the kitchen as well
as other parts of the house.
To clean pewter wash the articles
with hot water and fine silver sand.
then dry and polish them with a
leather.