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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25
BELLEVILLE.

Mrs. Clifford r.. Schneider and son.
who have been spending ten days with
Mrs. S~chnetders parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
John Mccarthy, of Washington ave-
nue., will leave for their home in Hav-
thorne, N. Y. tomorrow.
Under the auspices of the Anti
Saloon League of the First Baptist
Church, of Greylock Manor, Samuel C..
Wilson, of Newark. will address the
congregation next Sunday.
A delegation from the Wesley M. f.
Church ~journeyed to Drew Theological
Seminary, at Madison. yesterday to
witness the Inauguration OF the Rev.
DIR. John 3 Triple. The Rev. DIR. Chris
TOPPER Won Claim. in the absence Of
the president. represented in an
academic capacity the College of the
Pacific, of California. The Rev. Mr..
Won Claim was accompanied by Edgar
Coeyman, Frank II. Wright, Courtland
G. Hemmingway, Charles G. Jones and
Miss Ethel Jones.
Michael Famotho, on complaint of
Antonio Scoloreno. both of Silver
Lake, was fined Sill and costs last
night by Police Justice j. Harry Ash
worth for discharging a rifle last Sum
day.
The Woman's Home Missionary So
ciety of Wesley M. e. Church met last
night at the home OF Mrs. A. H.. Os-
borne, of 1S9 Main street. A packed
barrel was sent to the missionaries of
louisiana.
A horse owned by Samuel Becker. of
81 Livingstone street, Newark. was
struck by a north-bound trolley car
yesterday afternoon, receiving injuries
which necessitated it's being shot.
Becker, who Is a huckster, was serv-
ing some customers nearby and left
the horse standing in the gutter on
Cormick, State agent Of the s. r.. G.
A.. relieved the injured animal Of its
misery.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25
NEWARKER PRESIDENT OF
DISTRICT EPWORTH LEAGUE
Annual Convention in Maple
wood Brought to Close.

Samuel M. Tunison, of the Halsey
Street NJ. e. Church, this city, vas
elected president Of the Newark Dis
trict Epworth League at the Twenty
second annual convention in Morrow
Memorial Methodist Church, Maple
wood, yesterday. Mr.. Tunison was
vice-president for four years and has
been president of the Halsey Street
Church branch for five years.
Other officers chosen We're: War
rem r. Hendry, Irvington. secretary;
Seymour O.. Coeyman, East Orange,
treasurer, and the Rev. Charles M.
Wright, Hilton, Junior League pres
ident.
The convention closed last night
with a devotional service, al which
an address on 1.-THE Vocation of Serv-
Ice was given by the Rev. DIR. Will
lam w. Youngson, pastor OF the
Park Avenue Church, East Orange.
The secretary of the conference, w.
r. Hendry, of Irvington. announced
hat the league during the year had
raised Sd, 795. 80, and that the Rose
vile League. with $50 members, was
the largest in the district.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25
LESS OFFICERS AND MORE
RESULTS, CANDIDATE SAYS

Several of the planks in the plat
form of the Paltiel r. Bomeisler, Re-
publican candidate for mayor of East
Orange, were made public today and
attracted considerable interest be-
cause of some of their references. He
pledges himself to work for less
offices with more results; "the politi-
cal ambition Of the man who aspires
to be mayor of the city should be
restricted to the proper performance
of the duties of that office" Main
street will be cleaned and kept
cleaned; streets will be repaired to
make them a permanent asset in
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25
TO REMOVE DANDRUFF

Prevent dry. thin and falling hair. allay
itching and irritation. and promote the
growth and beauty Of the hair. frequent
shampoos with Cutacura Soap, assisted by
occasional dressings with Cuticura Oint-
ment, afford a most effective and economical
treatment. Sold by druggists and dealers
everywhere. Liberal sample of each mailed
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. 7. Boston"
. Tender-faced men should use Cutlcura
Soap Shaving Stick. 25c. Sample free.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25

stead of a continuous and increasing
expense, and "a clean business-like
and progressive administration with
the w~atchword accomplishment.
AIR. Bomeisler. who is president of
the Commonwealth Trust Company.
of New York, states hat he has
lived in the city for twenty-six years,
was of the first playground COM
missioners. and largely through his
efforts the first playground was Sc
cured.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25

that town asked support for the ticket
and defended the town administra-
ton. Tax Collector Frank A. O'Con-
nor presided and addresses were made
by Joseph McDonough, Congressman
Mccoy and Townsend and others.
The Democrats win have a big
mass-meeting tomorrow night at Vail
ley road and Mortified avenue. and
should weather conditions prove UNI
favorable the affair will be in the
CASTOR Street School. A second
mass-meeting will be held on Novem-
Der / at Washington street and VAL
ley road. The congressme will an
alyze the high cost of living.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25

as If u was scalded. But thanks to good
advice ] then used Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. In a short time I was entirely
cured. Now my skin is clear as ever and
] rave had no return Of the disease. I
hope this letter will help the suffering ones
who are fighting eczema" (Signed) Miss
Edna Bidwell, Jan. 10. 1912.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25

scarlet fever. My body and
face was a mass OF sores
so that / was practically a
shut-in. 1t grew worse until
my hands and feet were
swollen and running sores.
I tried many remedies. One
kind which / used fairly
burned my skin up 30 that
IL would drop of in scales
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25
DEMOCRATS HAVE BIG
MEETING IN WEST ORANGE

With a largely attended mass
meeting at Edison place, West
Orange, today, the Democrats of
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-25
BODY AND FACE
MASS Of ECZEMA
Grew Worse Until Hands and Feet
Swollen and Running Sores. Skin
Would Drop 0fin Scales. "Prac-
ticaIIy a Shut-in." Cuticura Soap
and Ointment Entirely Cured.

Brownville, n. Y.-"Cuticura Soap and
Ointment cured me of a stubborn case of
eczema which followed a severe case OF
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21
Country Correspondence
ZION CROSSROADS

Eb Hoover TUX walk over to the
back end of his farm last wk and picked
up Injun arrerhead. When Eb found
the arrerhead he cut fer home as hard
as he could run, and sinst then he has
been <eepin purity close, being he is
afeard there is Injuns in the naberhood.
Eb says he amt jest adzackly afeard of
Iniuns, but he don't like EN-.
Bill Hendricks set a steel trap for a
old he fox, but all he ketched in the
trap was another chicken, and when
Bill found the chicken the fox had ct
all of it up except the legs, which still
remained in the trap. This makes five
chickens Bill has ketched in traps he
has set for foxes We calkilate the
fox thort this was turrible good joke
on Bill.
Considerable whitewashing is being
did in our midst, which makes great
Improvement.
Lafe Henderson had COW to have
a calf last wl1 Mother & calf doing
well. VERITAS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21
SORROW HOLLOW

Il GoelIins, while trimming down the
weeds in his young appel orchard one
day last wk moved down four young
appel trees before he l1nowd what he
was doing. Il was probably thinkin
about something else. His mind could
not of been on his work or he would
not of did that.
Melancthon while gathering up arm
full of wood from his woodpile in the
back yard tother day, uncovered a
blacksnake which he says was #. long
When Mel seen the snake he dropped
the wood and made for the house lickety
split. Sinst then Mel's wife has been
bringin in the wood Mel amt told
her ennythink about the snake.
Moze bingham run a nail into his
foot recent. What else can Moze ex-
pecIt when he goes in his bare feet all
summer long. We should think a crowd
up man would be ashamed to go in his
bare #. How does it look?
OCCASIONAL
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21
That's What Took Place in Our
Midst TOther Day 6 Created a
Good cal Of Excitement For
a While 1t Looked as if They
Was Also Going to Be a Riot
but This Was Prevented by
COnStubhIe Seth DeWbeHy--.
PaTtiCkleTS as Per Folders:

It's turribIe funny how nothin but
two dogs getting into fife will stir up
a whole mess of trubble which you
! wouldn't believe unless you could see
same with your own eyes, as menny
Bingville citizens did last Wensday
forenoon.
Israel Bodkin, who lives to the upper
end of town started down Main street
about 10 a. m Wensday forenoon for
Bill Hepburns blacksmith shop to git
Bill to mend his wife's clothes wringer
for him, being as Izze's wife has been
Fostering Il to have that clothes wiring
Ell fixt until Il got sick and tired hearin
about it, so he thort last Wensday
morning as he diddent have nothink
get the dad-blamed wringer fixed and
ser, who folders Il everywheres, started
along down street ahead of L.
Coming up st tother way was Hold
Perkins on his way to the P. o. to see
il there was emmy mail for him, being
as Hold had went to the co. seat the day
before and got back late and diddent
have time to go to the P. O. the night
before, being as it was late and the
P. o. was shet ennyhow Running along
in front of Hold was his dog "Tige,"
who also folders Hold everywheres he
goes.
Now for some time there has been a
grudge betwixt these two dogs-Izze's
dog and Holds dog. Towser and Tige
have had a fife or two but neither one
could seem to lick tother, and when
they met last Wensday mornin they
went at it right in the middle of the
street to have it out.
When Il and Hold come up to where
the dogs was fghtin IL says to Hold,
'Waa1, Hold, our dogs seems to be pur-
ty we'll matched"
"Yaas." says Hold, they're both dunn
good fighters. WAL. dogs is dogs. 1t
would be turrible if men fit each other
like that whenever they met, wouldn't
it. Iz?' "By gracious, it would says
L. I'm glad that no matter how much
our dogs fites you and me has allus
been good friends and allus will be-"
That's right" says Hold, 81 count you
the best friend l got in Bingville, Il
Then Il and Hold shuk hands on it and
turned around to watch the dogs.
By this time Izze's dog had got
good grip on Tige and was hangin on
like grim deth. at don't seem quite
fair for Towser to hang onto my dog
like that" says Hold. q reckon it would
be fair" says L, "if it was your dog
was hanein on" MY dog wouldn't do
a thing like that" says Hold, "he's a
fair fighter $50 is my dog a fair
fighter" says T. Look here" says
Hold, IF you don't take your dog often
mine I willI' You let them dogs
alonel" says Il.
lest then Hold he hauled off and
kicked Izze's dog in the ribs, who went
off I'D the street home with his tail be-
twixt his legs and yelpin SO he could
be heered all over BingviiIe.
Next minnit L and Hold was fightin
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21
EDDYTORIUL,

Jest for the sake of variety we
take our pen. in hand on this occa-
shion to write a eddytorial on a
subject which is based on a pro-
verb which is as old as the hills
and then some.
This proverb which we are ago
ing to take as the subjeckt of this
eddytoriul is as folders: ''Tempus
Fugit."
We persoom that even the smar-
test 6, most intelligent amongst our
subscribers will scratch their heads
when they read them words, "Ten-
pus Fugit," and will wonder what
in thunderashion they mean. AS
for the more ignorunter amongs
our subscribers they might scratch
their heads until they scratched all
the hair often same and then they
wouldn't be emmy nearer to the
meaning of these words than they
be at the present writing.
Them words "Tempus Fugit" is
Latin. Being as we are funilyer
with quite a few Latin words and
know the meaning of same we will
enlighten our readers as to the
meaning of 'Tempus Fugit."
Take for instants the motto of
this newspaper (Which is the best
and only advertising medium in
this end of the county, which has
appeared at the top of the Boogle
ever sinst it was published, read
ing as folders: ''Inergia Fatum Pa
rit." Well, them's Latin words
also and means, Don't let no grass
grow under your feet!'' or words
to that effeckt. Hank Dewberry
thort ''Inergia Faturn Parit" meant
that Energy Fattens the Parrot, )"
which only goes to show how tur-
rible ignorunt s. unejjicated Hank
is.
''Tempus Fugit" to put it into
plain English means that Time
Flies" and so this wk we be ago
ing to write a breef eddytoriul on
"Tirne Flies"
The "Flies" spoke of in this sub
jeclxt don't mean in inseckt-far
from it. 1t means that time gifts
past us before we know it-thats
what it means. It means that the mill
will never grind with the worter
which has excaped from a hole in
the dam and flowed on down
stream. 1t means that time and
tide wont pause for enny-person
and that if you desire to take adj
vantage of time and tide you'll haft
to git up bright & airly in the
morning with the chickens instid of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21

like a cupple of cats, scratchin at each
others faces and hittin at each other
and missin most of the time Finally
they clinched and Hold he tripped L
and throwd him right down in the dust
and CHM on top of him and set there all
outen breth.
"Have you got enuff ?" painted Hold.
| mo I amt" says L, turrible spunky;
'and when git up out O here I'll show
you who's who!''
By this time nearly everybody in
Bingville was attrackted by the conmo-
shion and come on the run to this dis
graseful scene, among whom was our
lion-hearted town constubble, Seth
Dewberry.
When Seth seen Hold settin on Il, he
grabbed him and pulled him off. Then
IL jumped up and struck at Hold, who
he missed, but hit Seth turrible clout
OIL the ear.
Seth he let go of Hold, who run home
like sixty, and TUX holt of Il, vino he
placed under arrest and told him he
would conduck him to the town lookup
dead or alive for assalting & battering
officer of the law.
IL said he diddent mean to assault G.
batter Seth, being as he hit him that
wallop by mistake and was very sorry,
and that if Seth would only let him go
instid of disgracing him for life he
would sign a bond or ennythink else to
perserve the peace as long as he lived
Seth then let Il go and he went straight
home
Seth then commanded the crowd to
disperse to their various homes Hold
and IL don't speak and neither do their
wifes and probably newer will. AS for
the dogs we persoom they will have an
other fte whenever they happen to meet
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21

speshial trip to the co. seat to git FIVE
yds. more. Almira is awful fat, weigh
ing $50 pounds, and it takes a good cal
Of material to make her polinaise.
Cy Hoskins, our estimable towns
man, has another wart coming on his
nose. This makes three warts Cy has
on his nose. Who can beat this for
wart on his nose? Cy says them warts
on his nose is turrible nuisance, being
as they stick up so that they obscruct
his vision as you might say and hes
nearly went cross-eyed lookin at the
plaguey things. Ali we have to say is
that we are devoutly thankful that we
amt got emmy warts on our own per-
sonal nose.
1t has reached our ears that some OF
Our subscribers has been sending their
Brgles to their nabors. Now this amt
no way to do. Let your nabers sub
scribe for their own Bugles and pay Us
cash in advance for same. How can
we make honest living if you keep
on doing that?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21

laying in bed until broad daylight
! when the sun is several hours high
Time Flies means that You
must take time by the forelock and
hang on even if you haft to snatch
the forehead of time baldheaded.
It would be good cal better for
the inhabitants of Bingville if they
would realize moren they do that
"Tempus Fugit." If our citizens
would wake up to the fackt that
thine Flies" praps they wouldn't
set around in the shade within
quite so much but would be up
and doing and making the most of
their opportoonities whereas the
most of EN- loafs their days away
down to Hen Weathersbys store or
somewheres else when they might
Jest as well be doink somethink
useful in the world.
We are also remined that Time
Flies" when we realize as edditor
& prop of the Boogle that we have
a large number of subscribers who
amt paid us a red cent on subscrip-
shions for goodness knows how
menny yrs and we persoom they
wont pay us anything for goodness
knows how menny more years.
Why don't you come to this office
and pay us somethink on your back
subscripshion like a man Cor wo-
man as the case may be?)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21
Personals & LOkeIS Mkt

This is a Mise spell of wether we are
having, but we fear it wont last long,
yet we hope our fears won't be realized
Now that we don't need no rain Dad
Henderson perdicks that we will have
long dry spell, but one good thing
about it-Dad hardly ever hits it in his
perdickshions
Hez Andrews is mil<in five cows now
and two of EN- is hard to milk, so that
Hez spends most of his time evenings
&; mornings milllin. Some nights he
don't git through until 9 p m, which
IS after his reglar bedtime. Hez says
he gifts powerful sick milzin them five
cows twict per day, whereas last fall all
his COWS was dry. But as IIez says
that's the way it goes-it newer rains
milk but it pours
Hank Dewberry went squirrel funtin
one day last wk., but he diddent have
much luck being as Hank forgot to
take emmy shot along with him. He had
powder and caps, but no shot. Hank
discovered this after he had walked
five miles to a oak woods west of Bing-
vile. When he found he had forgot
emmy shot he set down in deep disgust
and he says he'll bet there was fifty
squirrels come and played around him.
He got SO sick seein EN- that he come
right off home in disgust.
Hi Henderson dropped into the
Boogle offs one day last wk. and askt
US if we had emmy back copies of the
Boogle laying around that we diddent
want. We was turrible bizzy at the
time, but we hunted up two back copies
Of the yr. 1889 which Hi thanked us
kindly for and departed. He amt
subscriber and newer was; he is too
much of titewad to be a subscriber, SO
this is the way he keeps hisself posted
on what has took place in Bingville
in the past by begin back copies of the
Boogle
Miss AImira Hobbs is getting new
polinaise made for her by our fashion
able dressmaker, Miss Phoebe Hilder-
brand. Alnlira was turrible put out
when Phoebe informed her that she
kaddent went and got enuf material
for the polinaise and will haft to make
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-09-21
ERR@WE04E0ERR
GRIND
s TONE
FOR
SAIL F.!

I have a grindstone on my hands
which | will sell cheep. l adver-
tised this grindstone for sail sew
eral months ago but nobuddy seemd
to want it, even at a sacluihce, be-
ing, as 1 spose, all was then sup
piled with grindstones. Now, how
ever, praps you desire a grind
stone. l have used this grindstone
for the past 20 yrs and l can rec
ornmend It as a 1st class ar
tickle. 1t amt exackly round, but
it grinds all right when you git
the hang of it. A grindstone is
turrible handy. thing to have
around the house to sharp up
your tools on. 1t is also handy for
YOUR nabers who have no grind
stones. My nabers have used
nv grindstone a blamed sight
more than / have and I desire
TO part with it before it is entirely
wore out. I have fggerd out that
Il will be a good cal cheeper
for me to sell my grindstone and
then get the lend of it from who
ever I sell it to when desire the
use of a grindstone than to keep
it on my hands.
Yours for a grindstone,
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-03-15
re PREaDENTIAL PRLMARY

The state Democratic executive committee de-
serves, and undoubtedly will receive, the cOmmenda
ton of ali fairminded GeOrgians for the emnently
just and nonpartsan rules it has prescribed for the
approaching presidential primary.
Under these rules the individual citizen will en-
JOY the utmost latitude and freedom in expressing
his choice Of the partys national leader. There are
four avowed candidates for the Democratic nOmina
tion Champ Clark Judson Harmon, Oscar Under
wood and Woodrow Wilson Accordingly. the COM
mittee has provided that the ballots to be used in
the primary shall contain the of all these can
ddates in alphabetical order It has provided fur
under the last printed name space in which the
voter may designate any other Democratic candi-
date for the nomination whom he may choose
These simple regulations afford the widest posi-
bic range for a direct expression of the peoples
wish. They are as fair to candidate as to an
other and assure every voter an equal opportunity
in voicing his preference.
tn the candidate thus receiving a plurality OF
the ballots cast will belong the states vote In the
national convention This provision also Is IN THOR
rough accord with Democratic principles and
vives fnu effect to the popular will For, it removes
the possibility of few partisanminded or sell inter
ested politicians manipulating matters to suit them
selves and leaves it to the body of the people to
saw how Georgas vote in the convention shall be cast
These are the principal rules prescribed by the
committee The date of the primary is fixed for
MAY the first and incidental regulations are made
4vfertHnate that the first presidential primary to
be held in Georgia should have been arranged for
under plan so clear and just as that the com
mittee has established.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1912-03-15

engaged in the story-writng business They
come equipped with college Quotations and In
herature they know all the arts and tricks of intro
auction development and climax; every magazine sd-
itor in the United stands knee deep their
manuscripts yet real stories hens teeth
But Jack Mariinspke seated coil of rope,
smoking a short-stemmed pipe of unspeakable to-
bacco, while his ship wallows through the weedy
auditors who squat him. Bacchus pressed in
his two hands the bleeding grapes.
Marlinspike is not much of artist the
last female analyzer Of sexual problems in the Sun
day supplement, but he has better audience,
dience of virgin igornance beautifully supersttous,
greedily credulous.
All the real thrillers the way of fiction origi-
mated when the world young and unspoiled by ex-
act information.
There it has been estimated, but about five
six original stories in all the world. The rest
variations those themes, And all the original
half-dozen date from the gray days of Melchisede1
Every yarn you begin in this months periodical
you will find to be but rewinding of the wool used
by Shem, Ham and Japhet they sat around in the
ark and beguiled the long rain spell.
Preaching declined when pew holders got 70
reading higher criticism. With the discovery of the
works behind the .marves of miracles and wonders
the congregation lost interest.
So with the rise of general education the story
teller founders pathetcay. His readers will not
cape except such cape resembles suspciousy
yawn. "a
is the children among u.s. still untainted by
knowledge that keep from going mad from bore
dom.
Driven the fields and forests of adulthood by
axe, and steam plow and factory smoke the fairies
still dance in the childs garden. The spooks who
the knowing grownup in disgust still visit the
little boy in his bed in the dark. The gods of Greece.
starved out lof modern manhood by arid ncredulity
and play with the children; and in their
blessed stl sound the echoes of the pipes of Pan