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The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Melody Sometimes Becomes Malady

That persons have very diverse ideas and tastes in music was exemplifed in an incident at pupils vocal recital lately. A young woman was having quite struggle with a song and one woman in the audience said to her companion:
 Isn't that beautiful melody?"
 The other looked bored and said:
 Tt sounds more like malady to me-"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

In this age of research and experiment., all nature Is ransacked by the comfortand hap
 pinessof man Science has indeed made giants strides in the past century, and among the-by no means least inportant-discoveries in medicine Is that of Therapion, which has been used with great success in French Hospitals and that it is worthy the attention Of those who suffer from kidney bladder, nervous diseases chronic weaknesses. ucers skin eruptions
 pies &c. there is doubt. In fact seems evident from the big stir created amongst specialists TERRA PION is destined to cast into oblivion all those questionable remedies that were formerly the sole reliance of medical men. It Is of course impos- in this short article, but those who would like to know more about this remedy that has effected many-we might almost say, miraculous cures, should send addressed envelope for FREE book to pr. Le Clerc Med. Co.,, Haverstock Road, Hampstead, London, Eng, and decide for themselves whether the New French Remedy "THERAPION"N No. l, No. 9 in vain during hfs of misery suffering i'll health mail sl.OO. Fougera Co.,, 90 Beekman St, Now York.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Wilson Is Satisfied.

Seagrit, N. J.-"They are coming as slowly as cold molasses," was Gov. Wilson's comment upon his gain in strength at Baltimore. But at that we are doing better than we did last week" he added. During the week We gained eight votes. Up to the pres ent we have gained Fl. The Wilson lines are holding solid; the gain is very satisfactory"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
On Land and Sea.

Circumstances alter cases even in human nature"
 Yes. Take Jorkins, for instance He's one of those grandiose Chester fields who would give up his seat in lifeboat to woman, and then make an attempt to lead the saloon orches- tra in Nearer My God, to Thee as the ship sinks"
 q see. On land, .Jorkins is the fel- low at o'clock who horns through the women and children and gets a window seat in his home-bound street car"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Suspicious,

My father talked me into taking this course in domestic science
 And how do you like domestic sci ence?"
 Well, it looks like ordinary kitchen work to me. If my suspicious are con firmed, 1 shall drop the course and make father buy me a $50 hat - Washington Herald
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Does 1t Pay to Rent House?

Get out your rent receipts for the past five years and add them up yourself-then in vestigate our plan; $7.50 per month, with 5 per cent interest on yearly balances pays for a thousand dollar home. We allow the loan to run about ten years, but you can pay it in full at any time, thereby stopping further interest. The Capital Security Co.,, Dept K. W. Bank of Commerce Building, Norfolk, Va.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
ChamoIs Raq Enouoh for Two.

An upper grade teacher in one of the Kansas City schools was cleaning the blackboard with a large piece of chamois.
 My, but you use a large chamois!" laughingly remarked another teacher.
 "Yes, and it's large enough for two. Use it whenever you need it."
 "Oh, you don't think I have that much cheek 2"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Lumbaao, Rheumatism and chiIbIains

There is nothing that gives so quick benefit as Hunts Lightning Oil. The very minute it is rubbed on the i'm provement is noticed. For over thirty years this Liniment has been acknowl- edged to be the best for these troubles. Every druggist will recommend it, Price 25c and soc per Bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
ExpIained.

Dick-'What part of the family tree am I, muz?' Mother-"I guess you are one of the limbs, Dick" Dicl Do you suppose that's what dad meant that morning when he said that ought to be trimmed about every st often ?"-Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Quite loo Much for Used Words

The value of advertising was point sd out to man with budding busi- mess, and he agreed to give a writer $50 for a full page. The copy was submitted and the merchant looked 1t over coldly Fifty dollars is too much" he commented You've used a lot of words I've seen before"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
At the End of the Spat.

Hubby-You know, dearest, that you are my star
 Wifey-Do you mean a sky star or a stage star?
 Hubby-Oh-er-why?
 Wifey-Because if you mean the lat ter, l want to tell you that your star doesn't handle as much money as an ordinary soubrette.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

One Way to Make Country Level.
 The Newly Weeds were driving along a very hilly road in Northern Missouri.
 Such horried hills!" she exclaim- ed. q think there are entirely too many of them.'
 Either that" replied the man, "or there are only half enough
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
CONVENTION ENDS
 WEEKS SESSION
Democratic Deadlock Runs Into Second Week With Forty
 Two Ballots.
CLARK LOSES; WILSON GAINS
Baltimore-Visitors Return From Convention City.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Balt1more.-Monday witnessed an other deadlock in the Democratic con- vention here. Another long session was held, 42 ballots were taken with no choice of a candidate in sight. When the convention balloted the thirty-eighth time they broke all known records of any party in the number of ballots taken for a presi- dential choice.
 During Mondays session Clark gradually lost ground while Wilson slowly gained so at the time of ad- iournment they stood Wilson 50t 1-2, Clark 422 This was considered the heighth of the nufber of votes Will son would receive.
 Tuesdays Voting.
 A bitter attack was made on W. I Bryan by a member of the New York delegation, John B. Stanchfield. Mir. Stanchfield made a long speech in which he made many charges and ac- cusations against the Nebraska dele gate. His speech wiB received with cheers and jeers.
 Only the three leading candidates are given the others practically re- maining the same throughout.
 Twenty-seventh Ballot-Clark 469 Wilson 406 1-2, Underwood 112.
 Twenty-eighth Ballot-Clark 46S 1-2, Wilson 437 1-2, Underwood 112 1-2.
 Twenty-ninth Ballot-Clark 46S 1-2, yTT;Irov,
 Thirtieth Ballot-Wilson 460, Clark 455, Underwood 121 1-2.
 Thirty-first Ballot-WiIson 475 1-2, Clark 446 1-2, Underwood 116 1-2.
 Thirty-seeond Ballot-Wilson ATT 1-2, Clark AT 1-2, Underwood 103 1-2.
 Thirty-third Ballot-Wilson 479 1-2, Clark AT 1-2, Underwood 1O3 1-2.
 Thirty-fourth Ballot-Wilson 479 1-2, Clark AT 1-2, Underwood 101 1-2.
 Thirty-fifth Ballot-Wilson 494 1-2, Clark 433 1-2, Underwood 101 12.
 Thirty-sixth Ballot-Wilson 496 1-2, Clark 434 1-2, Underwood 9S.
 Thirty-seventh Ballot-Wilson 496 1-2, Clark 432 1-2. Underwood 100 1-2.
 Thirty-eighth Ballot-Wilson 49S, Clark 425, Underwood 106.
 Thirty-ninth Ballot-Wilson 501 1-2, Clark 422, Underwood 106.
 Fortieth Ballot-Wilson 501 1-2, Clark 423, Underwood 1O6.
 Forty-first Ballot-Wilson 499 1-3, Clark 424, Underwood 107.
 Forty-seeond Balldt-Wlison 494, Clark 430, Underwood 1O4.
 Arkansas men who were at the Democratic convention and who re- turned before the end had conflicting opinions as 70 how the nomination would end. MT. o. c. Ludwig was Of the opinion that w. J. Bryan con trolled the situation and J. H. Harrod was of the opinion that Wilson would be the choice.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-f eels Fine-Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak
 Watery Eyes and Granulated tyelids. bius
 trateG Book in each Package. Murine is compounded by our oculsts-.not "Patent Med icineu-out used in successful Physicians Prac' tice for many years. Now dedi cated to the Pub lie and sold by Druggists 25c and 50c per Bottle Murine Eye Salve in Aseptc Tubes, 25c and 50c
 Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

A splendid and highly recommended remedy for tired, weak, inflamed eyes, and granulated eyelids, is Paxtine An t1septic, at druggists, 25c box or sent postpaid on receipt of price by The Paxton Toilet Co.,. Boston, Mass.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Pleasant Feature of Winter,

There is this cheerful fact about winter: Nobody makes any money by starting a report that the crops have been ruined.-St Louis Times.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Here's consolation for the married man: When the suffragettes gain their point, and an election doesn't go his way, he can blame it on his wife.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
A Special Favor,

Customer-I want a ton of coal.
 Dealer-Yes, sir. What size?
 Customer-Well, if it's not asking too much, I'd like to have a 2,00O- pound ton.-Brooklyn Life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

A man thinks a girl is perfectly proper who refuses to kiss him-be- cause he cant think of any other req son why she should refuse
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Surnlus Crop.

Howes-"H How is 1t that Wildboy's sons all walk in the straight and mar row?" Crewes-"Oh, they feel that their father sowed wild oats enough for the whole family."-Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
No Wife's Cooking for Them.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-This paper says that rarely indeed is a wealthy Turk seen at his wife's dinner table.
 MT. Crimsonbeak-Yes, I under stand the Turks live long time.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

A woman can easily win in any kind of an argument with a man if she knows just when to turn on the briny flow
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma- ton, allays pain, cures wind colic 25c a bottle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Tn. on. Thino That Matters.

When you come down to the very bedrock of affairs nothing matters to a nation excepting the health and number of it's babies.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Health All Imnortant-

It is more sensible to pay serious attention to the health of the nation than to sing patriotic songs.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Perhaps there is no marriage il heaven because the angels know bet ter.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Quality quantity lis something to con- sider in purchasing remedy for constipa- tion or as a laxative. How about Garfield Tea
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Garfield Tea puri1es the blood and clears the complexion. Drink before retiring.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Many man hides his wife's coffin with roses, who never gave her a five dollar bill to do as she pleased with
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Every time a girl sees handsome young man she wonders whose sweet heart he is.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Garfield Tea, laxative of superior oua1 ity! For those suffering with constipation.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

A woman laughs when she can and weeps when she wilL-Proverb.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
Pertaininu to War.

Have you ever noticed how easy it is to confuse the two words martial and marital, when one sees them .n print?
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Dickey's Old Reliable Eye-water cures sore or weak eyes, Don't hurt. Feels good.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

When mans conscience troubles him he thinks he has indigestion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

jealous woman enables his Satanic majesty to take a vacation now and then.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red Cross Bail Blue; have beautiful clear white clothes.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Men may be born modest, but wom- en have to acquire all they get.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

The gossip of today may be the su- perstition of tomorrow.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
c.,I IIIe.d +o Drive Ocean shi,os.

Estimates place the coal consumed on the oceans of the world at approxt mately 75,000,000 tons per annum, val ued at over $250, 100000
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TAsTELE LESs CHILL TONIC You know what you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it is simply Quinine and Iron tasteless form, and the most effectual form For grown people and children. 50 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

placed anywhere, at- tracts and kiln all
 nies. Neat, clean or
 namental, convenient, cheap. L asts all
 season. M a d @ of metal, can>tspill or tip over; will not soil or injure anyth ing. Guaranteed effective. Sold by dealers or 6 sent prepaid for s1. Ave. Brooklyn, N. '.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

Failure is always spoiled by sue cess.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-05

The man who has something to sell is always an optimist.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06
=, II 4 and the judiciary.

-. ~ f. Ff j
In the course of his campaign tor
fhe Republican domination for pres
idsht sfheo1ore Rooseveit has had
much ia. say about Abraham Lincoln.
He has attempted to make It appear
that the mantle Of Lincoln has fallen
ON his shoulders exclusively. and has
QUOTED, from Lincoln to uphold all
Sts arguments; 4Scldding his pro-
t,osal to recall judges and judicial
decisions. 1t happens, unfortunately
for Mr.. roosevelt, that Mr.. Lincoln
left Ills views on the subject Of courts
.indeiitly inscribed and these views
were set forth in the work of Nicolay
ana HAY, his most authentic biog-
,faphers.
IN the winter Of 1s4o-41 Lincoln
and stephen a. Douglass had their
first great political CLASH. a contro;
yersy arose over the: neanin OF the
state constitution With reference to
voting Of aliens, mos 81 aon were
spshaStrats, ana the caAe reached the
supreme court. "A Democratic Judge
On the bench informed douglas that
the Democfats would lose their case
but that. for the purposes of the
coming election, the decision could
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06
Against Technicaiities.

4. y . H u s w. . &
4 Acting in accordance with the au-
thoTtty conferred on 1t by a consti-
stutional amendment, the Supreme
Court Of Oregon has laid down a
rule that it will not grant, appeals
on mere technical grounds, butionly
wi Ii is clear that errors have re-
suited in a. miscarriage of justice.
The particular case arose over a
sns promissory note Certain un-
evidence had been ex-
scluded in the trial court and the
plaintiffs attorney was charged
with having .unwarrantably attacked
the defendant. The supreme court
concluded that substantial Justice
had been done, even IL minor errors
had been committed land refused to
grant the appeal. Hereafter in
Oregon technical objections will
have little weight in. the courts
which will endeayor to dispense
Justice and be; content so
to do. =
This is reform for which .Presf-
dent Taft and the American Bar AS
ISOLATION have been, striving for a
long Tine. notes the Charleston
News and Courier. The shyster law
syers have objected to it. for their
living, has depended largely on pros
tituting the Law; but the lawyers OF
character, and there are many Of
them, have viewed the failure Of
Justice with quite as much as, II not
more, / concern than the public at
large, ~, $50, .s--.,.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06

be POSTPONED y certain LEGAL techni-
caliiiea were raised. This was done
and iAa Democratic legislature, un-
der the domination 81 pouelas then
PASSED bin reforming the indici-
ary The CIRCUIT judges Were
thrown out 81 once and ave neN
Judge adde 70 the state supreme
court The storm broke Immediate.
" and the following extract from.
Ntcolay and Hay shows the position.
Lincolp took with respect q the m
dependence on the Jpdie
y was useless ior the Wings To-
try u prevent tiis DEGRADATION 81 the.
bench. There was no resource but,
q protest, and here again Lincoln:
uttered the voice Of the conscience
Of the party. g5eswas Joined mi this
occasion by Edward ID bal 81 and.
some others. who protested against1
the act because: s. r
81. It violates The pFinciples Of.
free government by subiectlng the,
judiciary To- the legislature.
"2, It's a fatal blow at tlie mae.
pendence of judges and the eeonsti-
tutional term Of their Offices,
'ss. 1t is a measure not asked for
or wished for the people;
81 1t will greatly increase the
expense Of our courts or else will
greatly diminish their utility,
ss5. 1t will give orr courts spo-
litical and partisan character, there
by tmparing pubic confidence in
their decisions"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06
Nfisplacetl AnxletY.

Y Tie HARRINGTON Advertiser Is be.
coming anxious ON the subject Of
campaign contributions. says 1t; I
tgrhe country has managed u
aehieye a fair measure Of pnb1icity
IN regard to campaign contributions
ana a3pslditures AFTER the nomlna.
tions afe made, 1T knows nothing
whatever about combinations and
iexpend ltbEesi previous to the nomi-
mating conventions.
nbltsitys Is adtnitte dly desirable
Id the oIeJ case. Why iisiit not ieqaai.
~ "a desirable IN the other? Whose
money III oiBng all this political ma.
'chinerylithst these candidates have
set iii niotiong Whose money viii
pay for the trans!co ntinental tours
these candidates are making and
Will make2 1t wouldYbe interesting
to know"
with the mote insfts own eye,
however, the Advertiser is greatly
solicitious over the contributions
that have been made to the cam
paigns OF other than Democratic
candidates. 1nasmuch as the Dem
ocrats have been harping the doc.
tfine OF publishing campaign ex-
penses, "before the election" for Sc
long 1T would nesbe outt Of place
for them to practice what they
preach before trying so energetical-
~ to reform politics, in this respect
what, for instance, has been done
win that 100000 with which the
people Of baltimore bought the Dem
ocratic national convention? No
trial balance OF the big sum has
been made public as yet, so far as
the Telegram can2hnd out.
Is footing the expenses OF ali
the 4long tours In private cars on
r al trains for DR.; woodrow
!NlsSp former president Of Prince,
ttontl }}IIniyersity, who was so hard ~
Anvil lef back that he applied for a
pension fromjthe Carnegie teachers
endowment fund?
Who IS sapandering the money
necessary to send Judson Harmon
around the country to deliver plat
form speeches2
And, coming nearer home, now
.much,:did 1T cost Louis Bennett, Of
weston, Ito he candidate for the
democratic nomination for govern
or; and how much did it cost Chill,
ton and Watson to get into the Sen.
ate? Nobody seems to know ever
at this late day.
AS the Advertiser says, it woulf
be Interesting TO have a little ligh}'
Of publicity on these things. 81.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06
CHARLES W. LYNCH.
FOR SHERIFF..
sROR5 sEIIERIEtF

am a9ct1tldtaate9 for Isherlff OF
Harrison cepnty subject to the Re-
Spubl1can primary elect ton Slbe- held
the 9Th day OF = IN e, ( 10 he \ i am
heartily in favor primary
Atnet hods pG liept ting can dates for
office. 7 expect to MAX ga fair, clean
and vigorous canvass for the iIomiIa-
tion; and II nominated sshall, make
an aggressive cainpa4gn TOR the elsc=
tlon OF the whole Isepuhti Ea b ticket;
t'and If elected I!shall ia II lily. con.
duct my ONCE Wit 4 II urte sy to- all.
|; J6lFIES NJ. KNOX,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06
.:He,plts I,epnbllcans.

: ( -
More votes are added to the Re-
publican, column every time the
Democratic state executive commit
tee holds "a meeting, in the opinion
Of the Parkersburg State journal.
For this reason the State Journal is
heartily in, favor Of having the COM
mittee meet early and often" at any
place in the state. Says that news
paper .
r we are greatly pleased to have
the Democratic state executive COM
mittee meet in Parkersburg. or any
where else for the matter of that.
Like the fellow one blast upon
whose bugle horn were worth a
thousand men, the meeting of The
Democratic. state executive commit
tee, is of that value to the Republic
can party. Of West Virginia, Every
I time it sits down, on John sIcGraw
and. his host of friends, II. adds that
much, to the Republican majority.
1t did that here Tuesday by its
course, Joe Murphy w9s still the
only man in the committee who
voted for the MEG raw opositions.
It was fourteen to one against Nc
Graw all the time.
Prominent Democrats say the
state will go Republican by thirty
thousand on account Of thfs sinister
attack on the idol of the party-and
we hope and believe it ali true.
On with the Democratic machine,
run by senator Clarence W. Watson
and senator william E. Chiffon.
We need It in our business and we
are going to help oil it at every OPP
EportunitS-we are for fact. !.
I'D ~, as.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06
JOHN G. SOUTHERN,

announce my candidacy for the
Republican nomination for Prosecut-
ing Attorney of Harrison County
subject to the Republican PRIMARY
Election to be. held the 4th, day Of
June, 1912. II nominated and elect
ed, I promise faithful, conscientious
and fearless discharge OF the duties
of-the Office. Your influence and sup
port solicited.
w. NJ. coNAwAY.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-04-06

I am a candidate tor the nomination
for sherif Of Harrison county, sub
ject to the Republican Primary to be
held June the 4th. 1912. am in the
race to win by making fair and hon
est fight and IL nominated and elect-
ed will endeavor. to the best Of my
ability, to conduct the office with hon
or to myself and to my party.
/. I. DAWSON.