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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-18

BEAVER CITY. Neb-. Feb. 1.-tspe-
rial Telegram-p-wsiter New. a farmer.
szs seriously injured BY the bursting Of
. circular ssS. A fragment Of the blade
struck him IN the back. inflicting a
dangerous wound. The doctors give some
hcpe fer his recovery.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-18

The key to success in business is the
persistent and judicious use of newspaper
advertising.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-18
Quality
Laundry

Is what you pay for. Why
not get It'll Our motto is to
give the very best work
that improved machinery
and experienced help can
turn out. Returned in a
way to preserve the quail
ity. Shirts in sanitary Gov
ers; collars in bands, thus
holding their shape. Soft
collars and ties in holders.
Let us show you. \
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-18

Persistent Advertising is the Road to
Big Returns.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01
LIQUOR ADVERTISING.

Many questions from responsible
sources as to the attitude Of the Star,
Bulletin on liquor advertising kstffy
a statement at this time, The Star,
Bulletins policy IS that NO liquor ad
,vertising. shall be accepted on ae-
count of5contracts made trior 70 tile
combination Of the two PAPERS, and
now existing and valid, ceIta4R =ad yer,
tisements will appear: for The period
during which the contracts arg. opera
tive, when they will cease No new I'D
vertising OF this *charactss viii" be az
cepted - - A. q, j. !. T.
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sLGN ....ARaL!....!

MAYOR + -rn~ "a 2, , n me- 80 ~ ;s stfe
about sgn nE f-.e Z. sr ami; I'M
carrying E r.. ill.,. ~, .;,aI
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nv dfrt.te 4. .,,y. f,.5 M :. :. )
way ID gat 1 Him t,jf.y.:.. j.: i
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me ydrt.4s ut, lid .rlo.o 81. f1..
ground I..ts/.s. .s.s| .i,sa, is. ;, r.;
before ii spsrgs. e whose whose !. Al, T.
thoiitv >f5is Aft '...~ lo,,,a =. ,.,-
tainly it nt rde ]. :.tts:sr4 of$th>,... 9 .sn-
eral pub .g seh5sts +, .rsr' 4 I,rrrA = =
enblg III .... S. ,.fs,o,If : : ,-
years ri Fl nj .a,d@ ~ inc
conserve ssfui .ssaa + Va. MANY
.of the .tisg 4aaJefs- D .pr ;faas4,. siened
theorig nat Is Ter 10: The Bod "a Tho
onbifc.is j, 5Iq1r 10 ,yicca,;t II, :. .,,..,.r
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

olt a bic. schooner like the Seafsrer
All. Good Sportsr1en.
:. Commodore Mood 1~7Jb\rh Brown
.Were loud ntI&ir M3fseX II he ila
Mdsi.s sailing squalaIeS, ard 81 tA
porting .piEn 4shomH.by hei crEws \
brief log OF The Xol age. - kept BY
Browne Nth entries ,rp. to SATURDAY,.
which is pIinted in snpthg co4mn
teIFs.a graphic tay fozy.ag SIN of the
trip gown. -*:
!. ono hing that lypaediateE tanght
the artent1Qif 4Of the yaChtSBep vas
that the pot4eading pnt on ii San, Pc
dro. had lasted through The VOYAGE.
The Hawaii is. graphNed rigat nh 70
-he Il il.o u the port sire bat only 9
THE wUtefIine On The starhaacd, giving
her a,3opss ided appearance
ArryaI Of seafarer,.
The schooner cSaiartr. ou MI. en-
tered and sa4Ied BY amain l. II Non
Ti&, Of san Francisco. was sighted
adawn this :marGJng on. koko Head.
and by % Iock was tied Ip,to the
.Alakea. dock / he reception Otnhlit
tee had hard work: 20 make sonuec-
ton WI h a iitnnch and With eatl other
IN the cold. gray OF early nprning,
and the result wss That Frank Hal
stead and Clishman Carter wGe. the
only two to board the Sdaiarr out,
side. They went out on the quarantine
launch, and several ether f6esl men
were. waiting on the dock hy th time
the Seafarer mace fast
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DEL |. k I

tended, when they extfhded. protee.
ton to Hawaiian products III Iac4
few of our people realize ns.f &rsIrs
the feeling on; the main1aad Ias Sc
come against what is called the plant:
ers' rule in Hawaii. since the Arneri-
can public began to realize that an
Hexatfon has failed thus far to Ameri-
canize Hawaii -: =: ~: > =. ~ ~. i.
As to Tariff. III. = i. ~.
AT a time when the tariff Sog sugar
is directly and seriously CHALLENGED
and our right even to secure fCaIea
sian immigration is sought to be sar-
iously impaired;>i it will help her. cal Sc
greatly for Hawaii of her own mot on
ito repudiate the un- American rule of
the :Frear-COoke combine, and TO sep
arate. the legitimate. interests Of sugar
and business from a political llCmina>
ton that has already: SERIOUSLY affect,
led the good will and respect OF .tTe
American people for. Hawat ! ana
threatens TO bring. serious. tr0slbles to
us in many WAYS unless HnfaYOrable
conditions now existing are promptly
and sincerely readjuste g. II, PIP.
s. The present: Republican orEanjz1
4ion of this territory is EOral .irst-tj.
the FrearsGooke combine. and ~:
ondarily, and only in SO, far as" il.
suits their own purposes, ia the Il. "
publican party and its principles. q b..
4 $d6ubt whether my views AM he. e..
dorsed in the usual mannoF. WftA,f1>.
machinery of the party o. Eaniza5f,s.
in tire absolute control OF this G5}m.
hine. and In view. of the .nIefh0d4 #*I
means they. are WiIling=ta RESORT J.
as. .shewn. by the: PROCEEDINGS 5u, >ara.
the results of, the. late Conventions. III
this: CITY: a:,'y-*. hi. ~.
No Compromise. -. ~. ..=..=.... -:
One thing il. certain, { @l5I1. #.st.:...
no compromise: orr, ha' e i<arae. :. -
form, or 4fa ar, platform thu; H>a:5
net $clea r Tnt.: e. pRatiCaIly endorse
the, a'#.e ,H}@ r.. I1.lIeving as T. do.
that nay. E Z. sn-. ti.. zeal views and
S,Wie5T.a..Qt q great sInaH5ri.y of fbc Re-
O. can Eiaf rs. Of. Ms TERRITORY. -.
i:s- ss3eCl s::.s] X .IH.ATsANIANAOE.E. &
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

The Honolulu star, Buletin'eieelS thc.pulIir
with the issue Today Salutatory is unnecc>.
ssary, for: the Star Bulletin is the joining Of
forces already established and recognized This
paper aims AT performances rathcr6thal ,proH4,
Uses The StafSBulIctfn is issued today from q
plant, whose cquipment is The beSt in the Terri
sory and with circulation such as has not be,
fore been approached. The ideals Of Tic pape1.
are aggressive, accurate thorough news gather
ing and news publishing, seryice-to the readers
of the broadest possible scope and fidelity to the
welfare of the Territory. 1t aims to give the
news, to give it first, te~giye it accurately end
impartiaIIy, and to use its best and sineerest en-
dearotS 10 promote the progress Of Progressive
Hawaii. ~ -"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01
ELOQUENT BRYAN.

II BrlaHS speech at Baltimore on Saturday
Bears all The ear-marks Of an attempt to carry
the di& by shcerforce of eloqucnce, and TO call
: from the serrel ranks of the Bourbons il rush
Of wild enthusiasts shaken from their previous
allegiance by the power of words.
Undoubtedly he chose his moment with an
eye TO dramatic and psychological effect. For
MANY hoHrs.the weary delegates had been yot-
ing in frnitlesS efforts 10 break a deadlock The
fight had been Waged only on the floor of the
convention but in committee rooms, in corridors,
hotel Hobbies, in the streetsof the Maryland city
aud with each hour that passed the split in De
nocracy had widened and new cracks appeared.
Angry, sulen, .distrustful, vndictiYc, the lead.
rs had been unable agree on anything like a
,rogram Of compromise
BryanS opportunity came when he east his
vote for Woodrow Wilson and against Champ
Clark and took that opportunity, in explanation
Of his vote to denounce The Tammanv boss.
Charlie, AIurphr and the hpSS-cont4oled Gle
hens in the convention.
That speech touched The heights anil the
depths. of. Bfyans idea of proglrSsivism, and
was calculated to point out 10 the convention The
path it should follow and bl application the
Moses 10 *leGu the weary IyelH0cIatS from the
wilderness Of turmoil and strife Bryan could
not have made a more patentbd for The nYnina-
lion if lie had appealed 10 the convention Snenly
10 name him for President.
But--the convention did not stampede. True.
there enSued scene of. wild uproar, and the mn
paSSioned rhetoric of the NehraSkan brought he
delegates to their feet some with cheers and
some with Kisses and some with derSiyc calls
Sixteen Years before Rrrah'S el0qlience had
upset the Democratic program and WON FIR him
the nomination. in a stampede that classes as
among the most remarkable political events of
the century And Bryan's eloqufnce, if report
is correct, is still uudimmed, his slittcring mag
L phrases yet untarnished
'Fhc difference is that sixteen Years ago Bty-
an came kefere his party witha Future and he
is now before it with Past He burst into the
afena4y0Hng untried, vigorous, magnetic and
greatly gifted. The delegates hailed him as
Youthful congueror. Sixteen years have failed
10 crown him with the presidential laurel; IN
deed, his crown has been the crown Of. thornS3
made politically famous by his Chicago speech
His futile attempts to reach the White House,
s>ayeAmade him enemies, ar RYAN never WasI
= ror With hi = Year aftcri
IA LJrr,I@ ff.l.l
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01
SOCIALISM OR FRAUD 2.

gT.E I - b. =. 2
Impeachment. proceedings brought against
FtderaI|Tndge e.: H. lEzjnfor4I If Seattle have
awakened rNtl;p(ldinsl:i Int rl4sf I'm thr case Of
Leonard Olson, The Socialist, Whose certificate
ofrfncpship WAS ranq.ied The iurlSt's 4u.tion
Brought down II Storm Of triticiSn..~ no only
from he so,iaisl press, Which MAS q he expect:
ri. hui FROM scores cif<rcprtsentatiyel newspaper,
throughout HE country most Of which declared
Judge lIanfoFd guilty IF BARRING Il man from
because Ifc held certain political
gIIlions. l.: ..> s. .= :.
{ The facts IN he c;>" have bGNU cllrioltsIy and
perhaps sometimes pQrPoScfy distorted and mis-;
The plain statement is this:
Olssons petition for naturalization was filed
on StPtenlbel. p, 1909, and he was admitted e.
citizenship on january 10. 1910 when he SWore
thru he was sattachrl. to the principles of the
Constitution Of the. United StateSg ,'.= -. =..
Later OLSON appeared as Il witness for an
other alien seeking natulaIizat9n, and swore
then that ''he-was not attached TO the principles
Of the Constitution of the United Statesj that
he believed in radically changing it," The quo
tatien is part Of the. aflidayitih support Of the
Governments petition to:cancel his citizenship
papers. Judge Danford regarded OlsSonS con,
duct, in the hight Of the two opposite SWORN
statements he had made. as a fraud upon the
court and his decree cancelling the mans citi-
zenship papers is based upon the important
point that OLSON had '|illegally and fraudu.
lently procured" his papers by false swearing.
1t is plain, according to the above facts, that
the Judges decision was given for*alleged false
swearing, and the Socialistic beliefs involved in
the case only indirectly led to the cancellation
Of the citizenship papers 81 ..: .*. !: '.. i
Acknowledgement Wickersham, however,
holds that Judge Hanford's decision was in er1t
or. and Congress has named committee to make
"A stringent examination into the facts.
The bitterness of the attack upon Judge Han
ford is heightened by previous charges Of incom-
potency and corporation leanings: brought
against him, and his private life has been the
subject of grave charges as we'll The legal IN
volutions of the matter, and the active campaign
already launched against the Federal Judge
have combined to cloud the real issues to q very
considerable extent. ~. ~... ~
Americans citizens are justly Jealous Of their
rights as citizens and. it is natural that any cir
taiIment of these rights should be regarded with
suspicion The OLSON case has been declared
as important as the noted bred Scott ease,
around which civil warfare was Waged, and
both. it will be noticed, rest upon the point OF
qualification for American citizenship. What
ever the outcome of the present case It will he
watched with extreme interest: ~. ~. H.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

Golfers carries q photograph Of the .Repub-
lican National scommitteee IN session: Hawaii,
as usual, s-.inthc limeTight f2r The photogrils
Pher made his picture from the rear Of the room
and Henry Lincoln Holstrin@iS in the front row
Of fhc result " ~>~ :: LAX, y, ~: It'll. IF
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

That bandanna handkerchief emblem of. Ted
dyism, hasn't been flung to the breeze on many
arms as yet. Atkinson and Carter are bringing
a supply |3 m. -: H. *:%.a. II \ Il.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

It is stated on the best of authority. that the
Baltimore party has nothing .tn.do with kiau-
cas- 19.foot arise. =..... = II . .:. I
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

can win, and Democracy wants a WINNER thSI
Aaslr. progressive or racti0n;tI:N + "".* -5*
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

Even the progre$sires disagree on Partictt,
lars. Woodrow Wilson thinks it'$ undignifef
for presidential candidate to mix into d con-
yention Did anyone see The Colonel blush?
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

Suggestions for planks in local platforms are
now in order. %~ =:.:.:>.>.:. r. t#.s ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

Weather report from Oyster Bay Sky over
east; wind risings1 storm.sisnalS flying. .EN:
pect record precipitation. - ..=.' !. :=.:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01

~. =
Fields are won by tlosc who believe in the winning
r " TIfg&Inson. 80:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-01
Two Guests Aboard.

I Az soon as the Hawaii was DodIueu'
br he .aIiarsHr frre doctor the local
committee. including Charles NIdeF'
Who sailed the yachl on her last VIII
ig FACE, Frank Halstead,. (Hsnlll i
Carfer. and the Stfr-BHlletin reporter
soi,4niHIed over the rail There were
.tp.n new. faces aboard, ContmodoTe
1Warron p. Wood. Of the South 1 90 I. !.
Yyacht Club, and Arch Brown, .al ll Z.
+Sal.th Coast yachtsulen,= and .zyaciht
IL oypert OF the Los Angeles ! i !! "a
Iafng> Guests for the trip CommoqIere
49, i'm IMPRESSIVE uniform shower
bi,,i, 10 be the. three star special. ~
his c}Nb. . =, ~. =; s.l i.
>oE;verything~ happened the KS 81 =. !,
o.AF said. skipper Stforo, in NeSR2 ?li7'
- eacer inquiries for news OF. Nle--Elafp,
>lye-. lust howlad along wishing % ;}l
>aora5. Wind until las. night, %hen
6ins,s began to. happen fast. !: 4 :. hf re
,-r, as we had 70 call all hands on
3oal, and get mighty. busy. Shortly
aftor the maiiSz<gaff carried .a.WaE/
%nd. = fnok some time TO cleSr the.
wreckage. and fix a leg OF *lllNtEEolll ri
,,z.o;rrkun. der. Then as soon as. ".
,hC{1qbt eyervthing,=was snugged cow:
tho -s(rIiare topsail sheeis went OUT. =
..3,l tho climax, we then ran INTO me Ihl'-
tail end .of a nasty. silall, which l iooh
our minds off other ,Foqblte les = .t doE
ever. we're here and glad to be oa !. s.
! wfsb We hac come in first bur u 5
no disgrace 10 be beaten by sReeedlett
il the Lurlinie, and creditable TO beat /.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
POINTED WAY TO SALVATION
Preachers Advice Was All Right but
His Friend Also Had Something
Wise 70 Say.

Senator Samuel A. Ettelson, speak
ing recently at a banquet, told the fol-
lowing:
"a colored preacher stood up on a
Sunday and said, My text this morn
Ing, brothers and sisters, am What
shall 1 do to be saved?" To me there
seems only one way to be saved, and
that am to quit this'ere ~extravagant
living. Back to the simple life, say l..
There am going to be no chance for
you to be saved so long as you keep
up this high living. If there is any
thing that is going to kill our race 1t
is these'ere luXuries. Better go hum
cry and colo like the wolf. Go out
and face the rains and fight the
storms. Go wade like the crane. You
will grow rugged and you will grow
tough, but you'll walk like a man.
Yes, sir, that am de way to salvation,
that am de way to get saved
Just then a tall colored a ris'
ing from his pew in h rear Of the
church, interrupted the preacher,
shouting: This am no way to be
saved. You just jump right through
that back window and run just as last
as your legs will carry YOU, for the
county sheriff am here with a war
rant for your arrest for stealing them
chickens from Massa Martins coop
last Friday night.'"-Chicago lbune
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
@@MAR!2.
f4fd1Msyq4&{5sS
OLD SOLDIER TELLS A STORY
"reminiscences Of Winter Fifty Years
Ago Are Rs!xtoa by Veteran A.
tackled by Woodtlcks.

Fifty years ago at this time," said
the old soldier, I'VE were where 1t was
warmer. on an island we'll down on tho
southern Atlantic coast.
LAS far as the temperature went, it
was very comfortable And 1t was al
SO picturesque as to scenery. There
were palmetto trees around n big
oaks with long brown moss hanging
from them, and trees OF various sorts.
Also there was now and then a cent?
pede crawling around and there We're
woodticks mad tleas, Inc occasionally
an alligator.
cat first the woodticks bothered us
considerably till we learned how to
handle them. This particular brand of
woodtick has a spiral head not unlike
the point of IL gimlet and it bores into
the flesh. At first when we found wood
ticks attacking us we used to pull
them out or We thought we did, but
by pulling on them we left the head In
the flesh. Later, when we had learned
to unscrew them, We got along better
with the woodticks, but the feas al
ways bothered us.
"For other diversions there we had
more or less drilling. though / think
l may truly say that we had by that
time come to be a pretty fine reg1
ment, and then we had guard and
picket duty to do, and we had also q
good lea Of fatigue duty, this includ
ing at that particular time the build
ing of roads with stretches here and
there of corduroy laid through swamps
to make the roads secure enough to
bear hauling over them heavy gums
and mortars. gsqeE
"a good dealof this labor was night
work, done in the dark in order as far
as possible to keep knowledge OF II
from the enemy, the purpose OF 1t all
being to lay siege to a fort really the
property Of Uncle Sam but just then
in possession Of our Confederate breth
r
$50 what with one thing and an
other we were ~abundantly and con
stantly occupied and it was all very
novel and interesting. True 1t was 9
life that had it's drawbacks, but as
look out at that thermometer her nov
and see it marking 5 above zero and
then reflect back, why, 1t had also III
advantages, and one of these most Ger
tainly was that there al least was 8
place where one could keep warm" )
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
MhlstIer,s Horse Trade.

Boggs. a cadet officer at West Point,
was an assistant In the riding hall. On
one occasion he overheard Whistler
(the famous artist, then a cadet
who thoroughly disliked to ride. OBJ
jecting strenuously to the horse
brought for his use. The horse, he
argued, was too heavily built and much
too large for a man of his size
Whistler, with much vehemence
urged the man next to him to SWAP
The man with whom he wished to ex
change horses was of muscular build
and of a pretty generous size.' and
his horse was a lightweight animal
which seemed to Whistler to make II
a most fitting exchange.
ooh, don't swap. don't swap. Mr.
Whistler" cried the dragon, yours
is a war horse"
"a war horse" exclaimed Wits
tier. THAT settles 1t; / certainly don't
want him"
Yes, you do reiterated the man
Hes a war horse, l tell you, and
he'd rather died than run"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
Too Literal,

During the campaign around Ma
nassas, Bull Run and Fairfax. General
Phil Kearny, inspecting his command
one morning. found a man who had
polished the front of his shoes, but
not the heels.
The general looked him sharply in
the eye for a moment What do
you mean" he said, "by coming to
inspection with the toes of your
shoes polished. but the heels muddy?'
General" the soldier said, persua-
sfvely. you told us a good soldier
never looks behind him"
General Keany passed on down the
line.-New York Sun.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
NEVER TIRES
Of the Food That Restored Her TO
Z Health.

Something was making me Ill and
I didn't know the cause" writes q
Colo. young lady: For two years I
was thin and sickly, suffering from in
digestion and inflammatory rheuma-
tism.
B Il had tried different kinds OF diet,
and many of the remedies recommend
ed, but got no better.
FINALLY, Mother suggested that 1
try Grape-Nuts, and 1 began at once,
eating it with a little cream or milk.
A change for the better began at once.
To-day I am well and am gaining
weight and strength all the time. I've
gained 10 lbs. in the last five weeks
and do not suffer any more from in
digestion, and the rheumatism is all
gone.
81 know it is to Grape-Nuts alone
that | owe my restored health. / still
eat the food twice a day and never
tire of it," Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
The favour of Grape-Nuts is peculiar
to itself. 1t is neutral, not too sweet
and has an agreeable, healthful quality
that never grows tiresome.
One of the sources of rheumatism is
from overlooking the system with
acid material, the result of imperfect
digestion and assimilation.
AS soon as improper food is aean-
doned and Grape-Nuts is AIKEN regu-
Jarly. digestion is made strong, the
organs do their work of building UP
good red blood cells and OF CARRYING
away the excess of disease-mahlns
material from the system.
The result is a certain n STEADY
return to normal health n mental
activity. There's a reason. Read
the little beck, The Road to Well
vii1e,' in pkgs.
Tsver read the ADORE letter. a new
one appears Groom tin;c to firnc. ihe.
a.e genuine. true. and fnii OF nlh
interest. q
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
Board Issues Warrants.

Rapid City.-Because attorneys for
Chicago bond houses refuse to pass
the $4,000 worth of county bridge
bonds voteA last summer, the com
missioners have decided to pay for the
bonds with county warrants. Attor-
neys affirm that the bonds are illegal
because two bridges were voted for at
the same time; tSe statute providing
for but one bridge. The money was
voted to build two bridges across the
Cheyenne river, n at Wasta and the
other at Creston. The structures are
mart of the good roads scheme planned
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
What He Would Be DOING.

During a quarrel between two Irish
men in camp the following dialogue
was overheard:
''Shure, IN if it weren't for yer puir
. mither I'd knock We into next week"
"Oh, we would" replied the 9th,
er; and phwat 'ud I be thinking Of to
let yez do it?"
Well" replied the aforesaid ag-
gressor, there would be SO many
srhars and stripes flying about that
-e'ud think We we're in the battle of
Missouri Ridge and Wondering where
the MKT ball was going to hit yez."
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1912-12-13
Lost Trousers Playing Poker.

William Verne appeared In a Detroit
police court attired in a dress coat
and some underwear-he had bet the
trousers in a poker game the evening
before and lost. His cash, his watch
and his diamonds preceded the trou-
sers into the bank" The trousers
we're OF good quality, 30 William bet
several blue chips on them. But his
luck didn't turn and when he was
cleaned out again he broke up the
game by quitting. He begged h loan
of the trousers to go home in, but
the bank took no risks and declined.
So william started in dress coat and
underwear and was arrested.