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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04
Enbroideries

Swiss embroidery fiouncing and
bands to match. 49c and 75c val
ues; will sell. only equal quanti-
ties of each 39c yd
27-inch f1ouncings in a fine grade,
worth s1.25, good patterns SOC yd
27-i1ich founcing, in a neat
lot of patterns, values up to
81, for .69c yd
ST. grades of 45sinch fine embroid-
cry fiouncings for TIC yd
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04
For the Children
To Keep Their Digestion Perfect
Nothing Is SO Safe and Pleas
ant as stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets.
Trial Package Sent Free.

Thousands of men and women
have found Stuart's Dyspepsia Tab
lets the safest and most reliable
preparation for any form of indiges-
ton or stomach trouble.
Thousands of people who are not
sick, but are well and wish to keep
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04

75c grade of fine corset Gov
er embroidery on embroidered
Swiss ~. 80. 49c yd
Two lots of 27-inch founcings,
hemstitched or embroidered edges,
75c grade; special ....-.-.4 9c vd
One lot OF 75c all-over embroid-,
cries, good quality, neat patterns;
choice ........49c yd
2oc and Csc grades of embroid-
cry galoons, various widths;
choice ............ ......15 &c vd
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04

Full length or short muslin skirts,
embroidery trimmed and tucks;
choice ......-.45c
Embroidery or lace trimmed
skirts, full length and width, val
ues up to 81, for .s........ .69c
Values up to s1,25 in lace or en-
broidery trimmed skirts, beautiful
styles, for 93c
Skirts that are cheap for s1.75,
made with wide embroidery
flounces, for ...............S1.37
Also specials at S1.69 and S1.97
Also equal values in corset cover
and skirt combination suits.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04

One lot of 15c embroidery galoons,
in assorted widths, for .10c yd
35c values in corset cover embroid-
cries, good patterns, for ...25c yd
75c values of 45-inch embroidery
flouncings; special ..49c yd
One lot of neat patterns of 81 all
over embroideries for .75c yd
s1.25 values in 45-inch fine en-
broidery fiouncings for ..89c vd
Regular 50c grade of fine corset
cover embroidery for ........39c
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04

Ladies' muslin drawers, with tucks
or embroidery trimming, all
sizes ........ ...........25c ca
Ladies' drawers, made of soft
material, tucks or embroidery
trimming ..........45c
Ladies' drawers, beautifully made
and trimmed, all sizes. values up
to 81, for SOC
Regular s1.25 values of drawers,
made with lace and embroidery
trimming; choice ...93c
also equal values in corset cover
and drawer combination suits.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04
Corset Covers

A fine line of corset covers, neat
or elaborate trimming, values up
to 35c, for ................. .22C
Embroidery or lace trimmed
corset covers, good materials and
styles ........ .............3 $50
Corset covers, beautifully made
and trimmed with lace or en-
broidery ......:.. ......45c
Good full corset covers, made of
soft material and nicely trimmed,
81, for $50 yd
s1.25 values in corset covers, beau
tifully made and trimmed, cut full
and made well .............. 93C
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04
Gowns

Ladies gowns of good muslin,
hemstitched yoke, v neck, spe-
cial ............ .............3 BIC
Ladies' gowns with embroidery
and tncks, values up to 75c. die
Ladies' gowns, made of soft cam
brio, nicely trimmed with lace and
embroidery ........ .........69c
Ladies' gowns. with lace or en-
broidery trimming, soft and full,
SIPS values ............9 3c
Ladies' gowns, made of soft main.
sock or crepe, neatly trimmed, val
ues up to $1.4s ..........$1 90
All gowns come in high neck, v
neck, or slip-over styles.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-02-04

We
ndss Februay1
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-12-22
DANGER IN CHANGING HABITS.
\ London Doctor Says Ilncss Is Al
most Sure 10 Result.

Doctor Herschell in London Mirror.
Those who form sudden resolutions
to break off their habits, no matter
whether they are good or bad, may
be laying themselves open to an ill
ness.
A man who for the last twelve years
has made rule of spending one
week of his holiday each year in bed
departed from the custom this year
and FOR the first time throughout
that period has had an Illness which
has kept him from business. The
human body can shape itself to prac-
tically any conditions or habits, but
Of these conditions are discontinued
suddenly one is almost sure TO be ILL.,.
Unlike the lower animals, which
take generations to alter their en-
vironment and diet, the person is
marVelously adaptable. A man can
become used to living on meat and
water or eggs and milk or green veg
etables, but he must keep on that
food or he IS sure to suffer The
same rule applies to habits one might
form--drlnking so much whisky or
smoking certain quantity Of tobac-
60 every day. He must continue with
these habits or lie is bound to be Ill
until the body has again become used
to the altered conditions.
Here Is a common instance of how
the body adapts itself to environment.
A man is kept to his bed for two or
three weeks. When he gets up he
finds it difficult to walk for the first
day or two. He puts down this
trouble to weakness. But his legs
are not really weaker 1t is simply
that their mechanism Is upset.
After recovering from broken arm
one has difficulty in using the arm
the reason is chiefly that the arm had
got out Of the habit of movement.
Provided he had sufficient food, drink
and air necessary for the upkeep of
the body, a man would be able to live
under practically any condition-even
if he was strapped to a chair all his
life.
De Quincy Is notable example of
the way habits become chains. which,
If broken, bring illness and often
death. The famous writer had ac-
customed himself TO taking four
ounces of laudanum a day. Jle wodld
certainly have died If he stopped this
daily dose.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-12-22
NAN WHO WIS Lost
FOUND N nEXICO
FORMER SOUTHWEST JUDGE IS
\ POWER IN Old
MEXICO.


The career Of John Mcintosh, allas
DR.. Cherokee. Is one among the
,,r,rc, rr,ol,s ur D.rtun. tbat bos
'''i i'''''i' i'''''''i'
In 1872, at Saline Court MOUSE
Isaac Bushyhead was killed I'm a post
,iootior ,,,,rroI As tbo Nn,o nu
o,o ,osi.i,aI,. L,,.yy n,o sl,,cr Sus-
ni,,on rnirtod to scveraI Jobn Me
Irtosb a youno man of rino nhvsiore
,.r,osI,,o ,,.nro,. ,,,s,,ai irtolIigoncs
goraratl, .,rcodod T., bo ons of thc
Gaming mon or his uribe-dropned ont
% o,ist.rca eeer,in,,Iy Amonp his
Hin bo v.,s h.Iiav,d to he dcod
Several voars aftor Indigo Georpc
" p,scbau ono of tno most noted
loo,l uebts of tba southwest was So
i,,,rri,., In tho st,to Of CoabuiIa
1favico and I.ornod mat ono Of the
rioho,, MON M th, esctior wos known
os Dr Charol,.a lie visited him and
eo,,r1 ,hot no had an intimate snovl
adgo or tri,ol off,irs e,ch . knovl.
odao nc co,l1 lao ,aired onl, bv Iiv-
fre, or,orr rhor, nr Cb,roIteo own.
od thnrsord of anree Of rlch botton,
lords M c,tt,o rapyod for miles
ord Milo, o,.or tho biIIs and mountain
.idas tIis ,yo,lth oasil,, node him
,ho no,yar h.hi,o tb, adninistrotion
~ ,bo state IIo made and urmade
ooyorror. rIis hiacionda wae aIwove
anon tn o,ti1nns ~ tho cherokee Ma
.ior ord no courtod thair visits
T,oian = pou f,,,iI,orI,, Lrou.r ,e
oIIaa,.,." pan ~ Vl,ito ototo, thot
Dr rharol,,o v.,s nono .othor tb,r
Iah, ,t,rnto.i, o,hor citi,ons of
raa,o.n oll,bn,,o u,ho am oorror-
aant ,,'i,, ,,a raots stat. u,ot Mai,
,,a,' aaat1an,ot,i ,uad prah,g,.a,
c,,,n. o,,tn, g. ,,a rna,,,i,a,,,
- tnn ,.,.,u, nmd oondt,idns nv,s,ing
- u,o ,,,,, lI.Trtaah nam4 oa u,a
aoa,,t on1 -, roanhtnn NJ ,.as
nan,od h,' tha ,tov,cans nr C,or,tao
IT,. '''' ,'.,a,.,'1 h,n ,"a4 a,1 .ant1I,.
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-12-22
FIRST recall OF 1
JUDICIAL DECISION
DECISION OF BLIND JUSTICE DID
NOT MEET WITH
FAVOR

81, LOUIS, Mo-, Dec. 2l.-ProbapN
the first effort ever made to apply the
recall Of judicial decisions in Missouri
is reported by Attorney Sam y. llodg-
don Of Clayton, who returned recent
ly from a trip to Sedalia. The de-
cision was rendered by j. B. Rick
man, the famous blind justice Of the
peace of Sedalia. Although handi-
capped by the loss of his sight it is
said hickman can Identify nearly ev-
cry one in Sedalia or the surrounding
country by the voice
"A unique thing about the justice
is his provision for the future" said
Mir. lIodgdon. "On his stationery is
printed. Candidate for reelection
November, 1914 This Is followed by:
%, Justice, when expelled from other
habitations, make this thy dwelling
place In another corner is the pie
ture of an eye, under which the
words, For Business, A cut Of the
justice also adorns his letter heads.
Charge Changed TO Felony.
Justice Hickman was hearing a
case in which George Danforth, son
of |. n. Danforth, former county
judge Of Petts county, was the de-
fendant. He was charged with tor
turing a mule by using breaking bit
in its mouth. The lirst-charge brought
was cruelty to animals, a misdemean
or but this was changed to the more
serious one a felony, before the trial
began. Justice Hickman ordered
Danforth held for the grand jury
There was silence in the court
room when w. ID. Steele. attorney
for Danforth sprang to his feet
All In favor of recalling the jus
tees decision say AYE, ne fairly
shouted.
Every one in the room except the
prosecutors was in favor of the mo-
ton and so stated vociferously All
in favor Of denouncing the prosecut-
ors say AYE" said steele. To this
they also agreed.
at this point the justice arose and
ordered quiet. He said the man who
made the motions was in contempt OF
court. but he could not accuse him
because he had disguised his voice
Read World Want Ads.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-12-22
Another Mans View Of the
Oklahoma School Situation


FEEEh. uEiH.. I.. 90 -Tu thr
Editor of rbs \y.r.1. nsa. r,,1,.. of
,.........r...
'''''' ''' "''
lh tN' 'I1'N7'I'h' of PUBLIC questions
'' ''".hl' i"l lh' approval ~ Nujr
l.f"'' h'f views upon tho question
'l 'I''' ''"I7 WIN Wow l' rr"h-
''''f 'H'''N'' HHo Justice ln ih'
'DI..uDWI institutions of the H''"
NhNl lS ll' end Tor Whn.H pH"I.
f''""" 'I "H grades 'ie 'al0hli'.
ANA maintained Upon IHr a1HN'.
to laI7 question depends ,Nr uWpun.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-12-22
SAYS BIBLE KEEPS WOMEN
FROM THEIR RIGHTS

CHICAGO. Dec. 21.-"A woman
can not De a conscientious Christian
and suffragist also because Of mans
monopoly Of the Bible and religion"
said Mrs. Laura c. Hixon. business
manager Of the Working Womans
home at a recent meeting before the
woms n's party here.
I'VE can not accept the Bible az y
divine inspiration because II features
the male sex IN everything. almost to
the exclusion Of the female" Shc con
tinued. Man has usurped almost ev.
erything in religion as well as every
thing clsc
'In the Bible that we know God IL
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-12-22

men at time when women were
their chattels. Tine position given
women in the Bible has kept them
from their rights as the equals ~
m,n. ?ht i'ih.' needs revision. II
is not mp TO date"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1912-12-22

angels In heaven as men, and in II
women arc commanded 10 obey their
husbands.
'Sufragists can not accept the Bi.
'~ = On T. - -p.-at.on
must SOC that II was written by
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19

Money
Many Good
Sound Reasons
for boarding
BY JOHN M. oSKIsoN

a save w person you meet " Ten you ''' you ''S' "
~ You will be likely to hear such "Why
don't exactly knowI suppose provide for the future In
sense the will be sound. But only in general
More important is the duty in order make the work of
today lighter and profitable
There good old expression "makng START which to be
falling into diuse 1t ought Behind lies explanation of
American enterprise and 1t implied that fellow
expected when he turned and began consider
branch from the old folks make life for himself 1t
might buying farm, shop setting DOCTOR dentist
lawyer, surveyor
Usually the old help young
that start for himself.
One why the disappearing that parents
becoming less and less able supply their with the money credit
needed make that start business professional Living
cost population increase and actual esnng opportunities the
explanations The start calls for eredmore than
Save money hen to the well cushion the future
Save keep the boy school, send him college, give him
the start life which you think he ought have Save buy
yourself comfortable house yard somewhere the flowers
and
Save for buying the good noug food you need if
to continue cheerful and efficient
Save money, merely spur ambition a very step
in realizing that ambition.
Why money? Think it
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
ALMOST FRANTIC WITH
ITCHING ECZEMA

Eight years ago I got eczema all
over my hands. My fingers fairly bled
and 1t itched until 1t almost drove me
frantic. The eruption began with
itching under the skin. It'spread fast
from between the fingers around the
nails and all over the whole hands
got pair of rubber gloves in order to
wash dishes. Then 1t spread all over
the left side of my chest A fine doc
tor treated the trouble two weeks, but
did me no good. l cried night and
day. Then l decided to try Cuticura
Soap and Ointment but without much
hope as l had gone so long. There
was a marked change the second day,
and so on until | was entirely cured.
The Cuticura Soap We have always
kept in our home. and we decided
after that lesson that 1t is cheap
soap in price and the very best in
quality My husband will use no other
soap in his shaving mug" (Signed)
Mrs. G. A. Selby, Redonda Beach,
Cal, Jan. Is, 1911. Although Cuticura
Soap and Ointment are sold by drug
gists and dealers everywhere, a sam
pie of EACH with 32-page book. will
be mailed free on application to
"Cuticura," Dept, L. Boston.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
The HeIpful hinter.

The man with the chenille whiskers
and the agate eye comes stealthily in
and hangs over the desk of the plod-
ding slave in the shiny coat.
Don't let me interrupt you," he
begs, but | Just thought of a little
Idea that you might use. If you wish.
I believe in passing these ideas along
of course. I'm not in your line of
business at all, but nevertheless these
notions come to me as I'm strolling
along, and If took the bother to jot
them down. no doubt L"
What is the idea?" asks the pale
hireling, apprehensively
IT'S just little quip or jest that
you can fix up in your own way. /
haven't worked It out at all-leaye that
TO you, you know. Something on the
order of one man asking another where
he will get the chestnuts to stuff his
turkey. and the other man replying
that he will get them out of your funny
column. You see"
But the pale hireling has reached
for a bell cord and rings up 1,256,879
on the Register of Ancient and Honor
able Suggestions for Chestnut Stuffing.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19

If you would write the lyric for song
that is a hit
A song that folk will MARBLE till you
think they'll never quit;
A song that will be welcomed with wild
outbursts OF applause.
That will be sung and whistled all the
time without q pause,
Select theme that's scarcely Mt to
breathe to ears polite
And never mind about your rhymes. just
take your pen and write. 54
FIJI It with double meanings that do more
than just suggest.
Use language that IL spoken would secure
your prompt arrest.
Put in some lines that give a chance for
shiftyleer and wink,
Don't worry DER propriety, just scoot
right Off the brink
For that is what Is popular, and that is
what will sell,
song like that will make the crowd for
further stanzas yell.
The I'm the Cleaning" school is closed.
they don't care for romance;
They want a song that tells about some
WOODY kind of dance;
They want song that mentions things
that are-well, indiscreet-
With elegant expressions that you would
mt dare repeat
Oh that's the kind of song to write II
you would garner fame;
That is. II you don't care just what is
fastened to your name.
'Tis sweet to see some gentle girl, some
pink checked modest thing,
Sit down at the plano, softly touch the
keys and sing
modern song that's popular; to hear
breathe from her lips
The delicate assertions and the double
meaning quips.
So when you write your lyric, when you
come to the refrain
Forget about the Sunday School, and
make 1t mighty plain.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19

Slang and rutted phrases may be
brilliantly used and so pass current
legally. But for the most part they are
not brilliantly used. They serve chiefly
the lazy mind and are bore. One
can, and very many ones do, shirk the
thought process by the mode of ready
made and Hitting expressions. 'Tis
as easy as lying. More aptly, It's as
easy as swearing. And very much such
slovenly habit as swearing. Very
many who might, as early. speak and
write English well groove their minds
with slang and bad usage of the Ian.
guage until their thoughts can hardly
travel out except through the burrows.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
More Suitable.

At the Devon horse show a mot OF
Miss Eleanora Sears was retailed.
A very stout young woman. the
story ran, asked Miss Sears advice
about her costume for fancy dress
ball
'T think OF going as Helen OF Troy"
she ended. do you think It would
suit me?''
Miss Eleanora Sears, surveying the
young woman's swelling contours with
a faint smile, answered:
Helen of Troy--or, perhaps. don't
you think. Helen Of Avoirdupois would
be better?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19

Doing clears the mind. Physical activ-
ity has peculiar luminous effect upon the
judgment. The soundest views of life
come not from the pulpit or the profess
sional chair but from the workshop.
To saw the plank or nail down single,
to lay a stone square or paint house even
ly, to run locomotive or raise good crop
of corn, somehow reacts upon the intelli-
gence, reaching the very inward essential
cell of wisdom; provided always the worker
is brave, not afraid of his own conclusions,
and does not hand his thinking over to
some guesser with large bluff.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
Postal Information.

How much postage will this take?"
asked the middle-aged lady, as she
handed package marked Miss Jean
DeSwellers, Atlantic City, N. j." to
the clerk at the stamp window.
The man weighed it carefully. amy
writing?" he inquired.
"Not line" responded the lady,
tits only my daughters bathing suit
"One cent" snapped the man.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
WHO DOES WRITE THE JOKE 81
Principally the Professional Funny
Man, Which Easily Explains Their
sad" Quality.

How are jokes made? The funny
bone OF the American people demanhs
thousand new pleasantries every
day. The doctors say that our dia.
phragms must be tickled or we will
die. How can anybody sit down and
deliberately make up jokes that will
tickle us?
The main source of newspaper jokes
Is the professional funny man. The
funny man works in various ways. A
crude beginner at the joke trade usual
ly opens the dictionary at random and
begins to look for words to make puns
on. He comes to the word horse"
That reminds him Of horse sense. >
SO he frames the following little John
ny and teacher anecdotes:
Johnny" said the teacher, write
sentence using the words horse
sense. Johnny wrote: "One night
pa forgot to lock the stable and he
hasn't seen his horse sense"
This joke Is duly published in the
funny column of the metropolitan pa
per. A magazine writer, seeing the
story In a country paper, thinks it
original and exclusive. He steals II
and sells 1t to a weekly magazine OF
national circulation. From this maya
zine London editors grab the little Jest
and 1t is now afioat on the wide ocean
OF English language and 1t probably
Will outlive the man who wrote 1t.
Most of the anecdotes that fill the
funny columns never happened in real
life. They are the brain children of
some hired jester who dotes on anec.
dotes. There is pun. right there
The professional funny man would
ponder that a minute, then perhaps
produce rhyme like this:
Artie chokes on artichokes
And writhes about in pain
But Auntie dotes on antidotes
And soon he's well again
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19

That Cleanliness is next to Goodness"
is a well-received axiom. Both cleanliness
and godliness are virtues to be desired.
Cleanliness" according to this truism
comes first, and next comes Goodness, but
with cleanliness comes relief from flies and
the long train of evils which result from
the activities of the fly.
can ounce of PREVENTION is worth a
pound Of cure" This is the time to use
all means for the prevention of the spread
of flies. Begin early and then keep ever
lastingly at it. The vigilant fly will use
every opportunity that he gets, remember
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
Left Him croaalna.

"She called me lobster" he moan
ed.
A kind friend sought to console him
by saying: But few days ago
heard her say that she Just loved
Holsters"
II believe you." said the disappoint.
cd one, but women are 80 change.
able don't know where I stand, any.
way"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
A FiohtIno Fish.

The pla-kat. or Beta pugnax, is a
Malayan fighting fish. specimens OF
which the natives of Siam pit against
each other like gamecocks. These
fish are, indeed, veritable Aquatic
gamecocks and are reared for the sole
purpose of fighting. These fights draw
large throngs of spectators and consid.
cradle coin is wagered.-Popuiar Me.
chanics.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
A Continued Effort.

Mrs. Ragstaff-Did> your husband
ton?
Mrs. Percollum-Did he? For at
least ten years he's been trying to
make me believe he likes my cooA,
ing.-Chicago Tribune.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
Seemed STRANGE to Her.

Miss Melcher in describing the
commencement exercises of a certain
medical college to Miss Bungler, said
that she had felt quite awed when
the Hippocratic oath was admins
tered to the graduates. -
81 should. think you would have!"
Miss Bungler exclaimed In indignant
surprise. "A hypocritic oath! l new
err heard of that. Something new.
suppose. | shouldn't think any
physician would want to bind himself
to thing like that"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
In Stormy Weather.

Come, my son." said the stern but
fond parent, as he tore a shingle from
the roof Of the henhouse and strobe
In the direction of the woodshed, "let
US take a little trip"
What kind of trip?" nervously
asked the dutiful son.
"oh. we'll go on a short whaling
trip. Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
Mare Fiction.

NO." said the daughter of the
magazine editor, Il regret to say that
cannot accept your offer of matri.
mony. but l am going to retain your
diamond ring as evidence of good
faith"
Later on she discovered that the
diamond was merely a nom de plume
for paste.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
Criticised.

Uncle Ezra-They have Just dis
covered that the bank cashier has
had a weak heart for ten years past
Uncle Eben-There's government
supervision for you! Bank examiner
has been coming here all this time
and Just found 1t out.-From Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-07-19
So He pld.

Indians, you know" said the
widely-read man, "are very stoicaL
They're never known TO laugh"
ooh. I don't know" replied the
hippant person. THE poet Longfel-
low made Minnehaha." Catholic
Standard and Times.