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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-12-28
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-12-28
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-12-28

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-12-28

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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-12-28
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Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior


U. S. LAND OFFICE at Phoenix,
Arizona, September 7, 1912.
NOTICE is hereby given that John
Burrows of Lowell, Arizona, p. o.
Sl51, who on November &c, 1909, made
Homestead Entry No. 07516 for z IL
SW IA and Z 10 NV II of Section
"a, Township 21-S, Range 26-E, G. &
5. r. Meridian. has fled notice of in
tention TO make Final Communication
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described. before ]. D. Taylor,
u. S. Commissioner, at Bisbee. Ari-
IONA, on the 18th day of October, 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Jeremiah N. Rich.
WIfftan A Dietzman.
] Park Emery.
LII wyatt, Ali Of McNeal, Art
IONA. =
FRANK H. PARKER,
Register.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
Ernonsn. Of EconemY.

A widely known Republican vas
asked II he was for certain candi-
cate for governor. and be answered;
"No: ] don't want 10 waste him. The
situation is like an event in a Dublin
theatsr. Some fellow had made dis
turbsnce in the gallery. and the; cry
was. raised, Throw him over. Throw
him overt Thereupon soiemn-look-
ing man rose from his seat and Inn
pressiyely shouted: Hold on Don't
waste himl XIII a fiddler with him
--Everybody's Magazine.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10

Company. Corporation, the above
named plaintiff, obtained a judgment
against G. j. Bible and Alice Bible.
his wife, defendants, on the 18th day
of January, 1912, for the sum or One
Thousand One Hundred Twelve and
17-I00 fTSf1l2.i7) dollars, lawful
money Of the United States. besides
interest costs and aceruing costs,
am commanded 10 sell that certain
property particularly described as
follows:
IAN that part Of the Rto Tinto
Mining claim situated in the Warren
Mining District, Cochise County.
State OF Arizona, described as fol-
lows: beginning nt a point on line
81 Rio Tinte Mining -Gle4m, NORTH.
43 degrees IA minutes W 69.O feet
IRONS Corner No. 8; thence North AZ
degrees IA minutes W $50 feet,
thence North ~ degrees 81 minutes
Z 1888 feet; thence s 20. degrees 81
minutes Z Is feet; thence S AZ de
greeselO minutes w 16L1 feet TO
place OF beginning.
Also all of the following immediate
" east OF the above described PREM
ises, described as follows; Beginning
at point on the Southwest side line
Of the Rio Tinto mining claim SO
feet from Corner No. OF said rio
Tinto Mining Claim, thence y AZ de-
grees 10 minutes Z 1850 feet; thence
Easterly 10 foot; thence Soulherly
62.0 feet intersecting the Information.
al Gas & Light Company's west line
and cement vail; thence SoutherIy
along said llhe and cemenr Wall "a
feet to place sof Beginning"
Public hottce Is hereby given that
on Wednesday, the End day OF Octo-
Der, 1912, at two O'Clock pm. of that
day, in front of the Court House door
Of the County OF Cochise, l will, in
obedience 90 said order of sale, sell
the above described property, or so
much thereof as may be necessary 10
satisfy said Judgment, with intef est
costs and accruing costs, 10 the high
est and best bidder, for cash, lawful
money of the United States.
Dated at Tombstone this 10Th day OF
September, 1912.
HARRY c. WHEELER,
Sheriff.
By GUY c. WEIGH,
Deputy Sheriff.
NOTICE OF PosTPoNEMENT
The above sheIifT's sale number
G227 B.sbee Lumber Company, a co.,
poration VS. G. J. Bible and Alice.
Bible, his vile, is postponed to sat
urday, November 2nd, same hour and
place.
Dated 0ctober 1st 1912.
HARRY c. WHEELER, Sheriff
BY GUY C. WEIGH, Deputy Sheriff.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior.
q. S. LAND OFFICE at Phoenix,
Arizona, September z, 1912.
NOTICE is hereby given that Nor
man h White, of Hereford, Arizona
who, on August u, 1908. made
Homestead Entry No. gl25y for North
west one quarter, Section q, Town
ship 23sSF Range 22-E, G. & and S. r.
B. & Meridian, has fled notice of in
tention to make final Five Year
Proof, 10 establish claim 70 the land
above described, before L. s. land
CommissioneT J. d. Taylor, at Bis
bee, Arizona, on the 18th day of Oc-
tober, 1912.
Claimant names at witnesses:
Alyaras Stuart,
Frank c. Cobbe,
Jaal II. Allen,
William A. White, All of Hereford,
Arizona.
FRANK H. PARKER,
Register.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10

NOTICE TO sTocKHoLDERs
MOUNTAIN VIEW DEVELOP. co.
There will he meeting october
18th, 1912. ct 1880 p. m. at Hogan
& Seeds Office. business Of import
ance
JOHN CORNING.
700. President.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior

department. or the Interior
U. S. LAND OFFICE at Phoenix,
Arizona, September Z, 1912.
NOTICE Is hereby given that John
P. Sabin, Of Bisbee, Arizona, who, on
April 2, 1909. made Homestead En-
try No. 0494S. for Northeast quarter
OF Section Six 81. Township % s.,
Range q E. G. & 8. r. Base and
Meridian. has filed notice OF inten.
ton to make Final Three year Proof,
to establish claim to the land above
described, before J. d. Taylor, U. s.
Commissioner, at Bishee, ARIZONA, on
the 18th day of October, 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses:
John S. Murray, OF Bisbee, Arizona.
Minos T. Murray, Of Bisbee, Ari-
zona.
James Leichman. of McEeal. Ari-
IONA.
Walter II. Murphy, of MeNeal, Arr
IONA.
FRANK H. PARKER,
FL Register.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
NO f3z5a
STATE OF CALIFORNIA

Department of State
], c. +. CURRY, Secretary of state
Of the state Of California. do hereby
/. certisya that ] have carefully com
pared the annexed copy OF Articles
of Incorporation OF BALTIMORE OIL
COMPANY with the certified copy
Of the original now on filo Ia my Of
fee, and that the sama-is a correct
transcript thersfrom. 1nd OF the
whole thereof Also that this authen-
tication is IN due form and by the
proper officer.
Witness my hand and the Or at
Seal Of state, at Office in Sacramento,
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
Hawthorne's Desk Kept.

The desk at which Nathaniel Haw-
thorne worked when he was surveyor
Of the port Of Salem. is still carefully
preserved in that quaint old city by
its custodIans- The salary OF $1,000
enabled Hawthorne to live in com
parative comfort during his incum-
bency Of four years.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10

California. the 2Srd day Of June, A.
d., 1910
tGreat Seal Of the state OF California;
c. +. CURRY,
Secretary Of state.
BY J. HOESCH, Deputy.
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
Of the
BALTIMORE OIL COMPANY
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
Dreadnought L. o. L.

Meets every Mon,
day night at 7::3G
sharp at Odd Eel.
lows Hall. Visiting
brothers cordially in
vited.
r. KYLE, W. NJ.
r. FERGUS, Rec
Sec'y.. Box 42e.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10

.. o. n. "A.
Meets every Thursday evening at
1880 o'clock in Pythian Castle. Al
visiting Red Men welcome.
VIM. r. Tonkin, Sachem.
F. c. Henderson. X OF r.
NJ. d. Cohen, Medicine Man. H
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
Legal Advertisements.
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
COUNTY OF cocHIsE, STATE
OF. ARIZONA

OF. ARIZONA
SherI1-s sale humber 6,227
Bisbee LUMBER Company. a Corpora
ton, Plaintiff
VS.
g. J. Bible and Alice Bible, his wife,
Defendants.
Under and by virtue on an order
Of sale, issGeu out or the Superior
Court Of the County OF Cochise, Of
the State Of Arizona, on the stu day
OF September. 1912, in the above en-
titled action, wherein Bisbee Lumber
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
Cold Hoarded In Turkey.

Throughout the Turkish empire. es-
pecially in the rural districts. gold ia
aoafded In the form of jegelry.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
Wanted

MANTED-To b1y-light delivery
wagon. Wildman's Lumber Yard
SCI.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10


hereunto set our hands and seals
this goth day Of June A. d. 1910
F. l.. A. HAMILTON CSeal.)
J. w. WALLACE (SeaI. }
NATHAN IANDSBURG CSeal. }
WARREN WALLACE CSeaI. }
c. L. COOPER (SeaI. }
State Of California,
County of Los Angeles.
On this goth day of June. A. d.
| 1910, before me, Frank c. Collier, a
Notary Public in and for said Coun-
| ty, residing therein, duly rommis-
stoned and sworn, personally APP
| peared f. L. A, Hamilton, j. W. Wal
lace, Nathan LandsbUrg, Warren Wal
lace, and c. L. Cooper, known 10 me
TO be the persons whose names are
subscribed 20 the foregoing instrtI-
| ment and they duly acknowledged to
me that they executed the same.
WITNESS MY HAND AND Off.
ClAL SEAL.
FRANK c. COLLIER,
Notary Public in and for the County
of Los Angeles, State of California.
: (SEAB)
States of California,
IS
( County of Los Angeles
/, c. G. Keyes. County Clerk OF the
County Of Los Angeles, State of Cal
ifornia, do hereby certify the within
TO be a full. true and correct copy of
Articles of Incorporation OF 'Balti-
more Oil Company" as remains on
file in this office
IN WITNESS WHEREOF I have
heTeunto set ny hand and affixed my
official seal this 21st day of June A.
d. 1910.
(SEAL.) G. G. KEYES,
BY w. c. WATSON,
Deputy Clerk.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10

WANTED-Girl maid for light house
work, II or Is years old. See Mrs.
Greenway. Warren. 76S
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10

prove, decorate, design, construct,
raise, extend, remove, alter, or 9TH
erwise engage in any work upon
buildings OF every description and
kind. )ridges, tunnels, viaductst
mines, water tanks. canals, or any
Other excavation, wharYes. piers.
machines and mechanical contriv-
ances Of all kinds and descriptions:
10 deal in stone, stone quarries,
brick, brick kilns, timber, lumber,
iron, and any other building ma
terial whatsoever in any State,
Territory or foreign country;
T. And in general to do and pe--
form such acts and things and
transact such business not incon-
sistent with the spirit and purposes
OF its articles, or in violation Of
the laws Of any state or Territory
in the United States as the Board
OF Directors may deem to the ad-
vantage of the corporation.
THIRD: That the place where
the principal business of said corpor-
alton is to be transacted is Los An
geles, in the County of Los Angeles.
State OF California.
FOURTH: That the term for
which corporation is to exist is fifty
years from and after the date of its
incorporation.
FIFTH: That the numbers of di
rectors or trustees OF said corpora.
ton shall be five and that the names
and residences of the directors or
trustees who are appointed for the
first year and TO serve until the cleo.
ton and qualification OF such officers
are as follows. to-wit:
NAMES WHOSE RESIDENCE is AT
f. L. A. Hamilton, Los Angeles. Cal.
J. w. Wallace, Los Angeles, Cal.
Nathan Landsburg, Ocean Park, Cal.
Warren Wallace, Los Angeles, Cal.
Z. l. Cooper, San Gabriel, Cal.
SIXTH: That the amount of the
capital stock of said corporation is
One Million Dollars and the number
Of shares into which it is divided is
One Million of the par value OF One
Dollar each.
Said One Million shares shall be di.
vided into four hundred thousand pre-.
ferred shares and six hundred thou
sand common shares.
THAT THE PREFERENCE TO BE
GRANTED SAID PREFERRED
SHARES is AS FOLLOWS:
THE CERTIFICATES EVIDENC.
ING SAID PREFERRED SHARES
SHALL CONTAIN THE CONTRACT
OF THIS CORPORATION WHERE.
IN AND WHEREBY THIS CORPOR.
ALTON AGREES TO REPAY TO
THE HOLDERS THEREOF THE
AMOUNT PAID TO THIS CORPOR.
ALTON THEREFOR BY THE ORIG
NAL PURCHASER THEREOF
FROM THIS CORPORATION, AT
ANY TIME AFTER TWO YEARS
FROM THE DATE OF PURCHASE
FROM THIS CORPORATION AND
BEFORE THREE YEARS FROM
THE DATE OF SAID ORIGINAL.
PURCHASE, WITH INTEREST ON
SAID AMOUNT OF ORIGINAL PUR.
CHASE AT TEN PER CENT PER
ANNUM FROM THE DATE OF SAID
ORIGINAL PURCHASE PROVIDED
THE HOLDERS THEREOF SHALL
ELECT TO RECEIVE SAID SUM.
SEVENTH: That the amount OF
said capital stock which has been
actually subscribed is Three Hundred
Dollars and the following Jare the
names of the persons by whom the
same has been subscribed, to-wit:
NAMES OF NO. OF
Bisbee daily review., 1912-10-10
REVIEW WANT ADS

Advertisements
each
reach The Review nss,
mornings
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-11-29
WHEN MICROBES ARE BUSIEST
Although Never Dormant, It Has
Been Proved They Have Special
Hours of Activity.

A celebrated scientist has made the
interesting announcement that there
are more microbes in the air at nine
o'clock in the morning and at nine
o'clock at night than during any 9TH
er periods of the day. He has also
discovered that the percentage of mi
orobes in the atmosphere is less at
three o'clock In the morning and three
o'clock In the afternoon than at any
other times. The explanation ad-
vanced for the partiality of the mi
crobe for nine o'clock a. m. and p. m.
is that the "microbe hour" is con-
trolled by the movements of people
From five to nine in the morning they
are going from their homes to their
working places, and from five to nine
In the evening they are again jour-
neying through the streets, either
homeward bound or in search Of
pleasure.
He noted that at or about six
o'clock every morning and evening
there were indications Of the ap-
proach of the microbe rush" hour.
From that time on until nine o'clock
the atmosphere became more and
more crowded with germs of all
kinds, some bad, some good; and
then, Immediately after nine o'clock
the tide began to ebb, until 1t was
always lowest round about three
o'clock. According to his researches,
after lunch is the safest time for q
nap
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-11-29
Gospel of ForaetfuIness.

The gospel Of forgetfulness is now
being strongly advocated by persons
interested in various new-thought
movements. The theory is to get rid
Of your troubles by forgetting all
about them-by substituting happy,
hopeful thoughts for the sad, despair
ing ones. The adherents Of this gos-
pei go so far as to claim for 1t phys
ical potency. They declare that ILL
ness can be cured by forgetting all
about 1t.
This doctrine, like all the other doc
trtnes that assume the control of mind
over matter, is a splendid one when
not pushed to the excess to which
fanatical adherents are liable. Like
the other doctrines, too, is as old as
the human race. and has been put in
to excellent practice In all periods Of
history. Proverbs and epigrams have
been written about 1t. Worry killed
cat" Let the dead past bury its
dead" Things past redress are now
with me past care" 1--WE are never SO
unhappy as we imagine" and the like,
and In his "Cure for Heartache"
Thomas Morton, the dramatist, ad-
vised, Push on-keep moving. III
dianapolis Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-11-29
Answered to the Name.

The two friends had been dining on
dicers and sundry strange dishes at
the "Cedars Of Lebanon" cafe, In the
Syrian quarter of New York. They
were drinking their coffee, thick with
coal-black grounds. and wondering
whether they really enjoyed 1t, when
SmitherS suddenly cried out:
"Pataug! Pataug!"
The waiter hurried away, and came
back presently bringing an ordinary
corkscrew.
II was Just testing" said Smithers
to his companion, "the truth OF the
story that the first corkscrew seen In
Beirut was taken there by Yankee.
It was patented American contrap-
tion, and the Syrians we're amazed at
its convenience. They spelled out on
1t the mystic words. Pat. Aug. 16.
'7e.' and took that to be the name Of
the implement. Now l believe the
story that 'pataug' is its name all over
the Levant"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-11-29
Tried Trick Ones Too oftsn.

A man of seyenty-five, who OF re-
cent years had extorted money from
charitable persons. In Paris. by pre-
tending to commit suicide, has fallen
q victim to his ingenuity. He used to
fasten rope. attached to the ceiling.
about his neck with an easy running
moose. Then, having knocked over
the furniture. he would overturn the
chair on which he was standing and
remain hanging by the rope. Alarm
ed by the noise. the neighhors would
rush In and cut him down. After be-
Ing revived he would depict his state
of distress in such moving language
that money would be FORTHCOMING for
his relief. Later he would repeat the
trick In another house. invariably
with success. But q few days ego.
when he was carrying out the trick.
there was a hitch. No one went te
his help and he remained hAnglng
being eventually cut down dead
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-11-29
Gasoline Engines Of Binders.

Where grain is badly laid or the
ground wet, there are many advan-
tages to the binder equipped with an
engine to drive the machinery, whilst
the horses furnish the traction. A
binder SO equipped has the machinery
In full operation when 1t strikes the
grain and the elevators continue In
motion when the horses are stopped IL
too wide swath has been taken and
the aprons choked Where irrigation
bitches have been plowed in or ON
side hills. the bull wheel will slip
sidewise on wet ground, motion is lost
and we choke up have to clear things
and begin all over again. Where the
bull wheel furnishes the power II
is nearly always necessary to drive
horses little faster than desirable to
keep up the motion, The supplement.
ary engine does away with all these
troubles and is distinct advantage
on the old way.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-11-29
TO MAKE DUsTLEss BUSTERS
Cloths Should Be Soaked In Kerosene
OIL and Put Away for Twenty
Four Hours.


Dustless busters are prepared by
soaking cloths, preferably cheesecloths
or something similar, in kerosene oil,
and then putting them away for not
less than twenty-four hours in a tin
box. They are then ready for use
The reason of them lying immersed
for this length of time is to allow the
kerosene to practically dry into the
cloth.
Iffreshly dampened before using the
result would be streaks and smears on
floors and furniture generally.
When the kerosene is completely abb
sorbed by the material the cloth will,
of course. take up the dust without
scattering it as the ordinary duster Is
apt to do.
One housekeeper uses the legs of
stockings cut fiat for dustless dust
ers, after treating with kerosene, of
course.
She also keeps an old stocking
(treated) for slipping over her hand
for dusting small or delicate orna
ments. The woolly substance absorbs
the dust.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-11-29
OBJECTED TO THE RED TAPE
Why New York Woman Is Done with
The Famous Society with the
Long Name.

I'm never going to have anything
more to do with the Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals" de-
clared q Brooklyn woman, indignant
y, "I'ye had one affair with them. 1t
happened when cat in our neighbor-
hood gave birth to five kittens and
then deserted them. None Of US want
Cd the kittens SO, as / have a phone
In my house, 1t was suggested that
get the s. P. G. A. to come and take
them away. 1 telephoned-and such q
lot of questions as they asked!
"They wanted to know my name and
the number of my house; the number
Of kittens In the litter, and their gen.
der and color and breed; the day OF
their birth and the number Of days
since their mother went away from
them. OF course, these questions were
tantalizing, because l couldn't see
what difference 1t made. thought
all they had to do was to send a man
up and take the kittens away. Then
they asked me II was married, and
how many children had; how many
neighbors were complaining of the kit
tens and IL these neighbors were old
maids. I thought they were very per-
sonal in their questions. But I an
swered them all. Finally came ques-
ton that made me mad. What is the
name Of the cat that deserted these
kittens?' was asked.
"I'm sure don't know replied;
she is no relation Of mine,' and with
that l banged the receiver on the hook.
And after all we had to pay a small
boy to take those kittens away and
drown them"