Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-14
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BESIDES THE neurotlcs ana the
tommyrotics there are also the hyp.
notes and darenoucs.
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l'f ~ UNDERSTOOD some Of our
leading Democrats have been consid-
ering the Liiler OF the field.
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LOOKS LIKE a general scramble
FOR the drivers noat on the steam
roller.
WE MAY AT LEAST be thankful
tnat Doc Cook wasn't mixed up in II
this time.
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THERE rs ALREADY a warm con-
troveray as 20 whether Amundsen Is
a standpatter Of n progressive.
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JUST FOR THIS ono day We will
make no reference to the houn'
dawg.
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PITY SOME LIVE real estate man
can't kick IN on one Of these Poles,
plat it ana get Il on the market
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III Is PREDICTED that by the
first Of May the weeds wili be waist
high all over Sycamore hin.
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THIS TALK Of forming a Cod
Mothers club moves ~ TO demand
that the mothers-in-law have some
similar recognition.
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THAT PINSAOT d not supporting
Taft may not be classed among the
genuine sensations OF he merry
campaign.
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A TEXAS PAPER pleads with the
Democrats to "be aenslbie." This
may be regarded as an example Of
the subiimity Of faith.
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FOR A LADY who has never had
any herself ELLA wheeler wilcox
knows an astounding lot about raised
children.
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A SPANISH TOWN Is said 70 have
200 holidays a year. The st. Louis
Globe Democrat says that seattle can
beat that--but calls them elections.
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THE EXPRESS messenger who
Drained one bandid with a hammer
may be a knocker. bu, this grand old
republic needs moro like him.
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1T DOESN'T look TO a man up a
cottonwood as II the proposed clasp
less waltz could ever break even with
the grizzly bear and the rest Of them.
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PAYING MOTHERS a bonus for
each offsprluR would be money I'M
wisely spent In view % some OF the
offsprings we can think Of.
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1T is NARRATED that the
Amundsen party killed and ate a
number ~. dogs. Iha. hepii ,Lhat VIII
80 up from Missouri Will crack the
very armament.
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THE NUMBER 81 Colonel Bryan's
satisfactory" candidates Is ineroas-
ing II will probably be the unsatls-
factory ones who will cause all tho
trouble at Baltimore.
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JOHN MITCHELL Il willing TO
apologize 10 the court n Il ia distinct
~ understood that he has a mental
reservation 90 the enfect that he
doesn't mean II at all.
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WITH A CANNERY. creamery.
a soil survey, drainage campaign
and the pumping fever all breaking
In az once. Albuquerque may be said
20 be perambuiatlng a few.
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A WASHINGTON paper wants 20
know where Champ Clark stands"
Reports from Missouri would Indicate
that on the contrary ne is running
like a jackrabblt.
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TROT AROUND and get your gar
den seeds and be tiller OF the soil.
Il doesn't matter II your yard Is only
six feet by eight; grow something
and help the looks OF the town.
SENATOR LODGE IL said to be
contemplating trip 10 Borneo. Evil
IDENTIFY the Contributing Editor is not
sensational enough and Lodge yearns
for season with the weld Man or
Borneo.
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A STRONG Increment IA under way
10 eliminate the word damn" from
the English vocabulary. Many viii
agree 90 Join the movement II Il rs
understood 10 be by precept and not
by example.
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MANAGER MCKINLEY, says an
exchange, ~ lu the uncomfortable poo
-itlon Of him who holds a rnmpine
bull by the tail. May be 30; bat con-
template Dixon. who ~ trying "a
maintain a desperate grasp on the
hind leg 81 a bucking bronx
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THE CHINESE are said 10 be-
abandoning their heathcaiah wsss
and there Is considerable anxious
speculation as 20 whether they will
do away with their old custom Of
paying an debts on the hrst Of tho
year.
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UNIVERSITY Of Minnesota stu
dents are going TO make a public
demonstration of nine different var-
ieties of making love. The gentle
art OF courtship Is many sided but
after AN the means are minor con-
sidcratiun cOmparo9 with the result