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Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01

Muggins. seeing q dead dog in the
ditch. stopped and. after gazing intent
ly at it, said to his companion, "Anoth-
er shipwreck."
"WhereY'
"There lies a bark that is lost for
ever"
His companion growled and navigat-
ed on.-Exchange.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01
His Inference.

Crags-Did you tell Shippers you
thought was man without any bal
unce? Butts-Well, l naturally inferred
that If you had balance you would
draw on 1t for the amount you owe me.
Philadelphia North American.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01
A Meather Prophet.

Now. Mrs. Brown. | have pinned
up your new almanac"
"Oh. thank zee. miss. thank zee. but
my corns tell me the weather far bet
ter than any of they ere almanacksr'-
London Opinion.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01
Hin Preference.

Nurse-Come indoors at once, Master
Richard, and be a good boy. You Won't
go to heaven if you're so naughty.
Master Richard-I don't want to go to-
heaven. | want to go with fatheri-
london Sketch.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01
In the BARNARD.

Look how queerly that hen is act
ing. Do you think she is Matching q
plot?"
mo: think she is plotting hatch"
Baltimore American
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01
Anvthino to Obliqe.

Tourist tat Irish hoteD-You seem
tired. Pat. Waiter - Yiss, SOFT; up
very early this morning-half past 6.
Tourist don't call half past early.
Waiter tquickly)-Wen, half past 8
thin.-London Punch
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01
Contradictory Admonitions.

Father (having caught his son In
lie,-Haven't l always told you to tell
the truth? Son-Yes. father. but you
also told me never to become the
slave of q habit--Boston Transcript
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01
a Man TO Let Alone,

sWhat kind of a man is your new
bookkeeper?"
Hes this kind: If you say two
words to him.. he'll say 2o0.S--Detroit
Free Press
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1912-02-01

Industry keeps the body healthy
the mind clear, the heart whole and
the purse full.-SimmonR
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
lrelana's BIC cs.ern.

A Frenchman made the first COM
plete exploration OF one OF the largest
caverns in the world, that at Mitchels-
town, Ireland. The explore was Mar.
tel, who Is also famous for his dis
coveries in the caverns OF France.
The MitchelstoWn cavern Is formed in
limestone, and is remarkable for the
number and extent OF It's connected
passages, which, when plotted on a
chart resemble the streets OF a city
The length OF the cave is about a nile
and a quarter. and 1t contains some
animal Inhabitants. including a spe-
cies OF spider, which are peculiar 10
1t and have their entire existence
within Its recesses.-The Sunday Mag
azine.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Walter Johnson the great Washing
ton pitcher hit but one man all season.
Martin, of the Highlanders, was the
player. He stepped into enc of Wal
ters fast ones and was bcaned.
BY keeping 10 his decision not to
play with the Pirates the past season.
Manager Fred Clarke won severa!
suits of clothes. Friends of the Pirate
leader. who thought he couldn't keep
out Of the game. were the victims
Two old Brooklyn catchers. Bill Der.
gen and Lou Ritter, showed their big
league training this season. Bill was
whale with the Baltimore team. and
Ritter caught every game played by
the Utica New York state League
champions.
Baseball loyalty of Harry Ackerland
who recently purchased Frank
Chances stock in the Chicago Cubs.
runs three ways from the deck. His
home Is i'm Cincinnati, but he is located
in Pittsburg. is a Pirate rooter and
owns stock in the Cubs.
Dartmouths second team has been
giving the varsity eleven some hard
iolts this season.
Coach iIaughton allowed the Har-
ward football players n day off i'm order
to attend the Red Sox Giants game
in Boston.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
CURTAIN TO RISE EARLY
FOR RED ROSE" TONIGHT
THREE FULL HOURS REQUIRED
FOR THE STuPENDOUS'
PRODUCTION.

Manager John ID. Cuddihy OF the
Calumet theater announced today tina;
the curtain will rise at $40 o'clock
this evening. instead of the usual hour.
S:35. for the production Of The Red
Rose" which promises to prove one of
the big events of the season. The at
traction made q big hit at Hancock
last evening. and many theater goers
wh0 neglected 10 see Il there have re-
served seats for tonlght's presentation
These with the local demand. make
ii almost certain there will be a
crowded house.
The Red Rose" company came 10
tho copper courtry from the 500 on q
sp@cia train, COMPOSED of three bag,
gage cars, ard two coaches The man
ager e. D. Bryan of New York states
the company Is the largest and the
most expensive that has been cent to
this section for about five years. The
scenic effects are said to be lavish and
the company exceptionally strong.
From the copper country the com
pany viii play through some of the
other towns Of the upper peninsula,
Marquette, Ishpeming. Escanaba and
Menominee and will then jump to the
Canadian 500 for a boat trip to Port
Arthur From that city they will go
10 Winnipeg, and then westward.
The Red Rose" is now i'm it's elev-
enth week out of Kew York, having
started the first week of August in
Nova Scotia and worked it's way
through the New England states and
lower Canada
The management Of the Calumet
theater requests that every patron be
IN his seat at 20 o'clock. when the
curtain rises. SO that the play viii not
be interrupted. three full acts vii.
he provided, continuing Until about
11:20
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
ABOUT 900 At OPENING
SESSION OF NIGHT SCHOOL
EXTRA CLASSES WILL HAVE TO
BE ARRANGED TO ACCOM-
MODATE DEMAND.

The first session of the night school
was held last evening and the attend
ence was very gratifying to Supt Hall
and the school board. About 300
availed themselves of the opportunity
to attend the evening classes. The
largest classes were organized i'm
shorthand, drawing and bookkeeping.
The arithmetic class also was well at
tended it having an enrolment of
about forty.
Many students could not enroll last
evening and 1T is planned to organize
extra classes that will accommodate al.
desiring To take up the work.
This is the first time i'm the history
Of the copper country that the privil-
ege of attending a night school free of
charge has been offered and the at
tendance shows ii Is appreciated.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
Hurt of Unkind Words.

Unkind words are sharper than
swords. If you cut your finger there
is bat temporary pain. If your heart
is hurt with sarcasm or brutal speech
the suffering continues as long as your
memory is working Since We all
know the agony OF injured feelings it
certainly behooyes all Of Us 10 be-
fparing with singing conversation.
As one grows wiser and older one
pays little heed 10 what others say.
Unkind things then apparently don't
have the power 10 hurt The older,
wiser ones just twirl their thumbs and
smile 1t is a great relief when one
gets to that point Of perfect tranquil.
lily.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
Name STALKER
AS MODERATOR
Michigan Presbyterians Honor
Calumet Pastor

DIT d. L. stalker, pastor 81 the
Calumet First Presbyterian church,
was honored AT the annual meeting Of
the Aiohiesn Presbyterian synod.
which has 1ast come l. close At
Saginaw. Or being chosen as moder-
ator for the ensuing yesr. The honor
came as complete surprise to Dr.
stalker and Is very gratifying to his
friends in Calumet He win hold the
once Tor one year.
The Office OF moderator is the high
est which may be conferred upon .
pastor hy the state synod and brings
with ID added duties ami responsible
ties The synod Is composed OF about
fourteen PTesby-te-ies of which the
lake Superior Presbytery is one. IL
IS The duty Of the moderator To super
wise the activities OF Tho churches and
pastors. as wei IS the missionary
work. The moderator signifies where
the Salaried missionaries Of the Synod
are 20 he located and where the money
raised for missionary purposes is to be
spent
D.. Stalker's election - mouderator
BROUGHT an added honor. that Of pre-
siding over the tweDty-ilfth anniver-
sary exercises OF the Alma College
where PRESBYTERIAN young men and
women are trained FOR religious anG
other useful work. Or. Stalker has for
Years been member OF the board Of
trustees for This college. The 25th an
niv,rsary just commemorated vas o. |
added importance because Of the fact !
President Thomas G.. Blaisdell. Pm D. |
was inausuratcd az this time, and Dr. |
Stalker in addition 10 presiding over |
the gathering. administered the vows |,
n the office and prcsented the keys of |
h. college 10 the new president.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
WATKINS DATES
ARE ANNOUNCED
viii Be In Calumet on Oct. ~ to
Meet Voters

John d. Kerr, Progr essive commit
teeman for Houghton county on th'
Twelfth district committee, announced
today that ne had received copy OF
the itinerary for the visit Of Whit
ney Watkins. candidate for goyernoi
and William "A. HIN. candidate for
Congressman M large, TO the upper
peninsula The dates are as follows
October 20-Chippewa county.
October 2l-Mencminee county
October 22-lron ard Dickinson
counties.
October 23-tiogebic county.
october 24-Houghton county.
October 25-Marluette county.
October 26--Chppewa and Delta
counties.
Arrangements have not been CONS
pleted for the meeting 10 be addressed
10y Mr.. Watkins in HoTshton county.
but IL is probable it viii be held in
Calumet. either in the Light Guard ar
morv NJ the Calumet theater. Further
details will be announced later.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
History as She's Told.

when Jean Leon Geromes painting
OF the dead Caesar was on exhibition
in the Corcoran gallery Chicago Wis.
ltor heard this conversation between
a woman and her ten-year-old son, who
were looking at the stricken Caesar
lying at the foot of Pompeys statue
while the conspirators were disap.
pearing in the distance.
Mamma said the boy, what is
the matter with the man."
When you get older" answered the
mother, you will read all about 1t
IN history. The man is Julius Caesar.
lie has just been shot by Mark An.
thony."
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
Relief From Influenza.

Influenza, as is believed by the ma
jority Of medical men at present. is
caused by microbe which is pres.
ent in the atmosphere. when the cpl.
demic is raging. The surest safeguard
against disease arising from a mi.
crobe is 70 use antiseptics; OF these
carbolic acid and eucalyptus oil have
been found CT most use for the proven.
ton and cure of Influenza The best
way Of using these is in the form OF q
smelling-bottle containing in addition
TO carbolic and eucalyptus, camphor,
charcoal and ammonia.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Sir Walter Raleigh had called 20
take, cup Of tea with Queen Eliza.
beth.
1T was very good Of you, Sir Wal
ter" said her majesty, smiling sweet
ly upon the gallant knight, TO ruin
your cloak the other day so that my
feet should not be wet by that horrld
puddle. May | not instruct NY lord
high treasurer to reimburse you for
it?"
Don't mention It, your majesty re-
piled Raleigh. at only cost two and
six and | have already sold ii to an
American collector for $4,000. Lip
pincotrs.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
LOCAL eREvITiEs.
s--s-ss*-ss-ss-s-s...s-s*s-s-s.s-sss-ss.

/
Miss Agnes Mclean of Calumet 10.
cation Is reported 20 be seriously IN.
Charles GRANDSON was visitor IL
Aston toaav.
4 Porn 10 Mr. and Mrs. Robert Blu,
Of Yellow Jacket, a daughter
John Allen left this morning fer De-
troit where he will visit
Mr.. and Mrs. John p. Murphy OF
i2l5 Eleventh street. are the parents
Of a daughter.
Mrs. Droelle Of Detroit. state COM
mander of the L. O. T. NJ NJ. is in
| Calumet in the interests OF the order.
O. {. Bryant of Chicago. travelling
passenger agent for the Grand Trunk
lines was in Calumet on business to-
day.
]. a. Sheeron Of Duluth, represent
ing the 500 Line, is a visitor in Oahu
met on business.
Miss Asnes Hawn of Butte. who has
been visiting with friends in the cop
per country, will leave foi her home to-
morrow.
Henry Blum Of Milwaukee, VITO has
been visiting IN the copper country.
will leave for home tomorrow or Fri
day.
The Upper Peninsula Poultry Asso-
citation will hold its regular October
meeting in the Y. NJ. c. A. tomorrow
evening.
Township Clerk George Martin has
secured a marriage license for Carl A
Stens1n and Miss Ellen Viola Bastian
who will be married this evening.
The funeral Of the late Samuel Del
laqua was held this afternoon with
services in the st. Mary's Italian
church and interment in Lake View.
Peter Doering will leave this after
noon for Muskegon. where he VIII ac-
cept position with the city's NUM-
cipal water plant.
The funeral Of the late Mrs. Octillo
Ferrari, whose death occurred this
week. was held this afternoon with
Services from the st. Mary's Italian
church.
The funeral of the late Mrs. Anna
Strom was he'd this afternoon at 2
O'Clock. with services at the German
Reformed church and intermeut in
Lake View.
James Mackenzie and daughter Miss
Belle of Calumet will leave this after
noon for Chicago where the latter will
enter the Ravenswood hospital To be-
come trained nurse.
Miss Leah Proulx, stenographer for |
the Peoples Fuel company, returned |
this morning from ST Ignace, where |
she attended the wedding of her sis |
ter.
Paul Shaltz, Mike Klobuchar, Jo- /
seph ]. Werschay, Joseph Rom. and !
John Sustarich, all local business men,
have gene to Delaware for a weeks
hunting,
The St Aloysius society composed
IF young Slovenians will give dane
ing party in the Italian hall Saturday
evening of next week. The Laurium
orchestra has been engaged to furnish
music.
Mark Cunningham, master mechanic
or the Champion and Trimountair
at rreda, who has been a
'atient in the Trimountain hospital for
some time, suffering from nervous
attack. is the guest of old Calumet
riends today
II. +. McMasters. who has been do
ng relief work fer the South Shore
It Marquette has arrived In Calumet
md commencing Saturday. will relieve
II Galby of the local dispatchers Of
ice. while the later is enjoying his
'acation.
Mrs. Harry Williams of Caledonia
street, was pleasantly surprised last
'vening when a number of hex
ady friends called in honor of her
birthday anniversary. The evening
vas spent in music and games. lunch
GLOWING.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
WILL GO TO HOUGATON.

Mrs. Emily Bruce, who for several
years has conducted young mems
boarding house in Red Jacket ha :
been appointed matron Of the Sgmq
Rho fraternity house in Hourhton and
will take charge Of her new duties
Monday. Mrs. Bruce is well known
in Calumet and her departure is the
iause Of general regret.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
AFTER DEllNQUENTS.

Clerk John J. Ellis. Jr. of the yillag,
of Red Jacket is making IN effort &
collect the balance Of the water taxes
which We're due June %. but which
have not been paid for so far. 4 large
proportion eff the amount has been col
lected, but there are still a few deln
quent accounts, most Of them for small
which the village authorities
wouid like to wipe out
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
HEARING NEXT FRIDAY,

Oscar Wittila was arraiered before
Justice {. -. Jackola last evening
charged with the larceny of the SUM
OF $40: from kaisa Piirainer. He en- .
tered plea of not guilty and his hear
ing was set for Friday.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
MEAT ARRIVES EARLIER.

The Mineral Range road has ar.
ranged an improved service for the
meat cars. which arrive here ON Mon
day and Thursday afternoons. Here.
after they viii reach Calumet about
2:15 instead of 1 or 4:3O o'clock. civ.
ing the local dealers an opportunity
to care for their meat much earlier
in the Cay than has been the case in
the past.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
Tact.

Mrs. Smith and her little daughter
Margaret, aged two. were spending the
summer at the lake. The mother often
spoke Of the excellent quality of the
milk she fed the child While out walk
ing with little Margaret one day, Mrs.
Smith happened to meet the wife OF
the farmer who supplied the superior
milk
What do you say, Margaret, 70 the
lady for bringing you such nice milk"
prompted Mrs Smith
"How's the cow" asked Margaret
pOlitely.-Women's Home Companion
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
Theory.

Why is there no great American
dramatist?" asked the art pess!mist.
Because" replied the sardonic man.
ager, when an American is capable Of
thinking up first-class practical plot
ana dressi ng it up in good speeches.
he doesn't bother about the theater.
He goes into politics"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Mr.. j. l.. Nicolai VI the Nicolai
Company. Furriers. Milwaukee. will he
at the Calumet Hotel from Oct 1s
TO saturday the 18th. You are respect
fully invited to inspect very fine line
OF furs. including imported models in
Hudson seal, mole. and all other fash
ionable f'rs Fur alterations and re-
pairs will receive Mr.. Nicolafs person.
al attention. advertisement rs
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Elizabeth Rebekah lodgee No. Is
Will give hard time social at their
next meeting Friday evening, oct,
18th. Members are requested to come
attired appropriate to the occasion. A
small charge will be made for re-
freshments. Emily Langdon. Noble
Grand. 14-16
-(Advertisement)
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Eiley Martin. GAINESVILLE. o.,
schoOlmaster, who whipped Maurice
X. Search a l3-year-old pupil. last
March for anowballng, has just been
upheld I'm his act by the ohio supreme
CONT
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
Has Piu for Her PET

Miss Ethel Albright of Palmyra. N.
T., mas an unusual pet, tame pig,
which she raised by artificial means.
u was taken from the litter when a
rev days old. The little animal shows
great affection for its young mistress.
Following her about, as would a dog.
and showing its Jealousy OF her other
pets.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

There viii, be special meeting Of
The l.. o. T. NJ. O. W. tomorrow night.
Mrs. Droellc will be present.
advertisement -Is
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Washington complains that business
is fast encroacEins on residential dist
riots.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16
The Milwaukee County Hospital

SCHOOL FOR NURSES.
offers to limited number of young
women an excellent course in the
theory and practice of nursing.
Applicants should be between the
ages OF 81 and 30 years. have a good
English education and be OF good
moral character. Monthly cash allow
ances after the probationary term.
Application papers and bulletin of in
formation sent on request. Address:
Milwaukee County Hospital
School for Nurses.
WAUWATOSA. WIS.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Germans population exceeds $1,000. =
,uo
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Bubonic plague reported in Azores
islands.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

Rubber trust is formed in Brazil.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1912-10-16

H.rd coal shortage in Quebec, too.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-05-07
7HEA7ERS FOR
Store SITES

The intention of the Honolulu
Amusement Company to keep dark
all of their theaters except the BijOu
prcsages well for big bills at this the.
alter. Instead of dividing the vaude.
vile talent recruited on the Coast be.
tween the Empire, Bijou, and some.
times the Savoy, all will present their
acts at the big and comfortable Bijou.
As result of this plan, three excel.
lent store or garage sites are for rent
in the heart of the Honolulu business
district. These are the Empire, Savoy
and the Park theaters. All of these
are in excellent business locations and
the demand for business locations
makes them a better rental PROPOSE.
ton than they are amusement places.
Information regarding these proper
ties can be secured at the Orphcum
Theater business office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-05-07
LIBERTY'S CLEVER THREE
CHANGE BILL TONIGHT

\ change Of act by Cccile. Eldrcd
and carr is announced for tonight at
the Liberty Thoater. and while this Is
not the usual day for change, a new
act 10y this clever trio will doubtless
he acceptable. regardless Of the day.
Tunight's particular change features a
dancing speciality 10y Mile. CeCile,
which is claimed by the management
to be the most artistic terpsiChorcan
creation yet presented at the Liberty
playhouse: and Judging from past per-
rormanccs by Mile CeciIc. her specially
tonight will doubtless be all that Il
claimed Of II. as this artist is rightly
billed az the acme Of tnesse and ar
tistry." while her partners are both
equally as good In their respective
lines 1t can truthfully be said that
the trio H. one Of the best vaudeville
acts ever seen here.
Al Hullott and company continue to
please with their sketches His latest
offering. The 'Old, old story" while
Clevorly acted, Is somewhat old in
theme but. Judging from interest dis
played by the audience. stories of this
Kind never become antIquated. and
lIallctt, not only because he IL more
than usually clever as an actor, has
become favurte part Of the Liberty
: programs, he deserving great credit
for the versatility in subject of his
| various sketches.
win Marshall, although pleasing to
some, would do better to eliminate his
mnnnlnmmo.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-05-07
MINSTRElS ANNOUNCE
STREET PARADE STUNT

The Floral Parade will not be re-
peated next Tuesday. when the Will
helmina arrives from the Coast. but
Hugo Brothers Ministries, who are due
to arrive here on that date, will give
free street exhibition which II is
expected will take the recollections of
many of the old kamaainas back to
the days when they stood on the curb
stone of the main street of Oshkosh
or Kokomo, or whatever town it was,
and saw the "serkus" go by.
The MINISTRIES will parade daily dur
ing their engagement here and will
wind up tina Open-air exhibition by Civ
ing n band concert in front of the
Opera House. Miss Lea Cark will sing,
and Happy" Young, known as the
| wizard of the baton, viii conduct
The fact that the entire aggregation
is composed of American negroes will
make the entertainment distinct nov
city, and would-be patrons are ad-
vised to procure their tickets from the
Promotion Committee early.