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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-12-02
NEW CREED
FAVORED BY
ICHURCHMEN
PROBLEMS CONFRONTING
CHRIST FEDERATION IN
CHICAGO MEETING
CBy Associated Press)

Chicago Dec. On Tuesday more
than l6.000o00 members OF the
churches of Christ. will meet in Chi
cago. Formal adoption of new so
cial creed which is to be the social
work standard of all the churches III
cluded in the federation. is to be one
of the most important acts Of the
conference
The adoption OF common religious
creed is forbidden by the executives
Of The federal council The social
creed however is intended to be the
basis Of the civic work OF the church.
es, mrtherance OF which is a leading
purpose OF the council
The new features Of the social creed
are as follows: The church must
stand for: The protection of family
by the single standard OF purity, regu-
lation OF marriage and proper hous-
ing. For fullest development of the
child by recreation The abatement
and prevention Of poverty For the
conservation OF health For safeguard
ing the right of all men to the rignt
)f self-maintenance and for protection
of workers from the hardshps OF en-
forced unemployment"
The now features Of the social creed
ire Intended to supplement and bring
mp to date the humanitarian provi-
sions of The social creed OF the eoun
en which has been standing for four
years Old age provisions, abolition
of child labor, living wage reduction
IT hours OF labor. equitable division
IT the products OF tie industry and
Of women workers are the
chef features OF the existing creed.
In commenting on the new proyi-
-ions Of thc social creed, the commit
tee on social service will say in its
report,
"That we should make this advance
is called for by The fact that the
problems which face US. while prob
ibly not greater, are more clearly
seen by us now Than four years ago.
"We record with deep regret tho
Increasing prodifality on the part Of
he responsible men and women Of
arge wealth.
I'VE viii point ont the intimate re-
ation between reckless display Of
wealth and the revolutionary and de-
liant attitude of the multitude who
eel, rightly or wrong lily. that it Is
Il their expense We deplore the de-
lance Of sobriety and order on the
,art OF any element of human SO
'ieues and wish TO fix the blame
where it belongs
"Ahsenteism On the part Of the mine
md mill owners is deqlored in the
eiort Of the social service commit
ac which asserts thath uman respon
ihility is thus eyaded'
Training OF pastors who shall be
apable Of serving all the people and
1eeting an their needs, is urged in
biological resolutions
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-12-02
REBELS IN MEXICO
ASK FOR AMNESTY
tBy Associated Press)

Mexico city. Dec Convinced that
numerous bands of rebels i'm the states
.of Durango, Coahuila and Southern
chihuahua are continuing their opera
uons merely because they believe sur
erndor would mean summary oNecu-
ZION under the suspension OF guar
antees. Rafael Hernandez, the new
minister Of the interior, announced
Sunday that he would attempt 10 gain
f5r them promise Of amnesty
Nexicaus are not wholly reassured
by The Washington declarations and
are keenly interested i'm The propos-
ed visit OF four American battleships
% Vera cruz and The motive for their
coming
Much interest is displayed in the
character of the Mexican note reply
n. tu that which the. United States
seut fo Mexico i'm September lt Is
no secret that The American note is
not pleasing the Mexican government
and the failure of the Mexican foreign
office to discuss the nature OF the
reply gives some basis Tor believing
il is not entirely pleasing to Wash
ington.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-12-02
ALTERNATELY, WHO Caught
EN- ALIVE" BACK ON FARM

John T. Abernathy the former wolf
catching United states marshal OF
Oklahoma has recently completed a
handsome residence on his farm i'm
Tillman county, and he is working
hard on the farm. himself, with his
boys. Temple and Louie. who gained
fame hy riding horseback to greet
Colonel Roosevelt when he returned
from his African hunt Abernaihy
Was married ia Los Angeles to a Ger
man woman who is wportcd TO be
wealthy aud owner Of much property
in Los Angeles.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1912-12-02

stern IRON company Judge Dal.
testified that the gross income Of tht
concern for the past six wears
amounts 70 at least hair million
dollars and That over one hundrec
ana tCy ihouaand dollars additions
had been secured through the sale o.
stock in reply to Eri<ons questoa
a the plant had taken in from a'
Resources at least $7oooo0 IN money
Dale said yes. and admitted taat il
bad therefore, spent an average OF
100000 a year. Where all this
money has gone to- is what he cred
TORS ard stockholders arc trying p
ascertain and viii Investigate thor
oashly through a nnmt cr of witness.
es Who have been called on part ~
jhe creditors
List Of stockholders Of the South.
western Iron company and thc
amount of stock owned bv 0arn.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23

scalping knives with you, nor do you
carry tOmahaWks. You have buried
the tOmahawk and so ask you and all
FL PasO to bury all sorrow this week.
You have smoked the pipe Of peace
That in the day Of your fOrefathers
was a sign OF the discarding OF all en-
mites. So do I ask all FL Paso. to
smoke the pipe Of peace this week and
Danish all discOrd from our midst
Let our hearts be filled with love
and affection and so may the love we
All have for FL PasO bind US closer to-
gether and make this a week long to
be remembered with joy.
Il have spoken my words They
have gone forth from my mouth and
shall never return, and so I have said
it I am done"
The CHIEFS Retinue.
The indian group was as follows:
Chief Os-Aple, Britton Davis.
Aide to chief, Charles n. Bassett.
Princess, Miss Wanda Race.
Princess's reunue-Misses Tha1ia
Ginett, May AIahOney, Alice Wulff, Car
RE Race, Eileen WalZ, Halle Irwin,
Olive Davis, Martha ThurmOnd, Lemira
Nebeker and Anna Lee Gaines.
Chiefs retinue-Messrs George
Wines, Herbert Buckner, Tom New
man, Ted HOUghtOn, Gist Russell, ".
V. Sterling. Ted Davis, r. NJ. Wingo,
Frank NJ Murchison and Joe Wadling-
On the platform were Gen. E. z.
Steever, Col. D. A. Frederick, Capt.
Geo. S. Simonds, W. c. Gardenhire.
representing the United States army
mayor c. E Kelly, county judge A. S. J.
Eylar, Burt Orndorff. c. A. Kline, rep
resenting the city Of FL PasO.
Representing Juarez were Mexican
vice consul Alfredo AIargain, Juan Me-
dina and A Sanchez. while Capt. Juan
MeriEO and Lieut., Manuel Flores Yri-
ate represented the Mexican army.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
TURKEY WATCHES THREATENED
AGGRESSION BY RUSSIA

Chicago, Ill, Oct 23-In spite of Of
fetal denials, says a cable dispatch TO
the Chicago Daily News from St
Petersburg, it is a fact that the Rus
sian reserves in the northern Caucasus.
including Cossacks and those in Trans
Caucasia have been called out for
service. A mutiny occurred October II
among the reservists Of the second levy
at ArmaVir and the Cossack town Of
Kavkaski in tn Kuban province.
Another dispatch to the same paper
from Cons autinOpla declares that the
Ottoman government is closely watch
ing the various moves of the Russian
government in Asia Minor. The Turks
know, says the dispatch, that they can
not bring all Of their large army in
Asia to European Turkey without grave
danger Of precipitating Russian ag-
erosion II Asia Minor
Turkey, the dispatch continues, re-
allies that the disposition Of its troops
does not depend upon the Balkan at
fair so much as upon the attitude OF
Russia in Asia 1t IS said that herein
lies the secret of the retreat along the
extended line of war.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23

A New Home Cure That Anyone Can
Use Without Discomfort or Loss
of Time.
We have a New Method that cures
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We especially want to send It to
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This free offer is too important to
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Simply mail coupon below. Do It To-
day.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
TEXAS AND NE WMEEICO
POSTAIAsEERS ARE APPOINpEn

Washington, d. c., Oct 23.-J. G.
Barnes was appointed postmaster today
at Caddo Mills. Tex vice J. L John
son. resigned
New Mexico pOstmasters appointed
were ". B. Hensley, at Owens, vice
X. T. Givens, resigned and Juanita c.
Pena- at Tusas, vice c. c. MARTINEZ, re-
signed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
GIRL LEADS sERvAANS IN
DEMANDING VOYAGE MONEY

Chicago, III, Oct 23.-Led by Chris
tina Savics, a q year old Servian girl.
40 of her cOmpatriots determined to
return to their mother country TO help
fight her battles against the Turks,
stOrmed the Desplaines street police
station and demanded assistance in
collecting their wages for October TO
date. The men have been working for
q construction company in Wisconsin
and are said to have quit their en-
ployment without notice.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
FULLEN CHILD is
GIVEN TO MOTHER
Judge A. NJ. WaIthau Holds That His
Court Could Not Change Residence
of the Parents.

4
Holding that the domioile OF the par
ents, l. o. Fullen and Mrs. Dorothy B.
Fullen was in the state OF New Mexico,
and that the 41st district court Of Ell
PasO did not have the power or author
ity to adjudge a change of that resi-
dence, judge A. NJ. Walthau. Of that
court, Tuesday afternoon ordered VIII
liam Bowman t'ullen. the year old
child OF Mrs. FUllen returned to her
b. T. Wilson, clerk of the Angelus no.
tel, who was made the chud's guardian,
pending the final determination of the
court, surrendered William 10 Mrs. Full
len. Mr.. Fulleu, the father Of
William, filed the Eabeas corpus
proceedings in the F'Orty-first dis
trict court in the attempt to Sc
cure the possession of his son He al
legged in his petition that Mrs. Fullen.
IN disregard of the interlOcutory order
Of the New Mexico district court, grant
ing him the custody Of the child until
the final determination of the divorce
spit pending in that court. between
them, had brought the child to FL PasO.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
SERVIANS GIVE
ALL They POSSESS
Continued from page u

the Servians also gained command Of
the river banks and marched on to the
plain Of KOssOvo, where later in the
day they captured Prishtina
extraordinary scenes are witnessed
in the towns and villages Of old Servia
when they fail into the hands of the
SerVlan troops. The invaders are
greeted with open arms. and refresh
ments are pressed upon the soldiers by
the inhabitants, who place everything
they possess at the disposal of the
military authorities
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
Danish DISGORD;
SMOKE PEACE PIPE
CONTINUED from page One.)

Continued from page Vne.)
would never reach that river. and I
would not advise you to try it.
You did not have much then but
the air was free and the land the
same. But, you must not presume that
is so now. However, If you would
only steal the street railway, We would
send you to congress.
Here in this city things have
changed There are bright electric
lights where once only your fore
fathers campfires served to brighten
the way. You have not brought your
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
CITY AND COUNTY OFFICES
n nGE FOR nG-anVE VUrR

In accordance with the mayors
proclamation all the offices in the city
hail closed at noon, and the employees
took in the festivities Of the Os-Aple.
The offices in the county court house,
with the exception of the sheriffs Of
flee CLOSED their doors
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
ASK RECEIVER ron 1IINiNG 90.

Denver, Colo, Oct 23.-Foreclosure
Of a trust deed for s125,OO0 and the
appointment OF a receiver for the Sill
verton Mining company is asked in a
suit filed in the district court today.
The Hibernian Banking company, Of
Chicago, and Joseph Bordeleau are
made cO-defendants The plaintiffs
charge that the affairs of the mining
company are being mismanaged that a
claim held By Bordeleau is being given
precedence.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
FREE TO
ASTHMA SUFFERERS

A New Home Cure That Anyone Can
Use without Discomfort or Loss
Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23

Miss Charlotte walker. the actress,
whose New York apartments were en-
tered by a burglar. has decided to press
the charge against Paul Penaud, the
burglar.
Miss Walker surprised the intruder
while he was in her rooms. and her
cries brought several men from the
halls Of the building and they succeed
ed in cOrnering the alleged thief on
the fire escape.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23

Y, 23' John
to of
organizing
test theOy in vara
in the homes motor
the Of the
areu
and will become skilled in that line
in
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-23
PARADE LINES R0PED.

All parade lines have been roped and
VIII be patrOled by mounted police to
prevent any CrOwding Of the lines or
accidents due to people crossing the
streets during the parades
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Entsstaias Old Friend
Mr.. B. ID. Parker. .Dr has b

Mr.. B. ID. Parker, Jr., has been
entertaining this week an old friend
p. X. Walker of Rockford. Ill.
Mr.. Walker is Superintendent of
the Rockford schools and has held
this position for many years. Mr..
Parker was principal under .Sup't
Walker when teaching in Rock
ford. Sup't Walker has devoted
practically his entire life to teach
ing. having been an instructor 80
years and , months of actual time.
He now has body of students in
Rockford of S.091 and l.2OO Of
these are in the High School.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Early Sweet Corn

Rev. Dye brought us a sample
of sweet corn grown in his garden
on the 23d. This is the earliest
corn We have known of being on
the market and shows that Rev.
Dye in addition to being Il good
preacher knows something about
the real science of gardening. Ee
certainly has our sincere thanks
for the corn and we hope that the
harvest will be bountiful.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Caucu. Precinct No. 4

Notice is hereby given that caucus
OF the Republican Party il hereby call
ed will be held in voting precinct No.
4 in Broadheads Hall in Sedgwick
Colorado on Friday August I'd 1912 at
2:3o O'Clock p. m. for the purpose of
electing IA delegates to the Republican
County Assembly to be held in Jules
burg. Colorado on Saturday August
3rd. 1912 at 10 o'clock a. m.
Minnie c. Hamilton
CommitteeWoman
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Card of Thanks

We wish to thank onr many
friends at Julesburg and Ovid for
their kind assistance to us in the
dark hour when death visited and
took from us our loved one. We
wish also to express our gratitude
for the many beautiful floral Of
ferings.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Reeder
Mr.. and Mrs. +. C. Reeder
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25

In driving through the valley
last Sunday we invaded three beet
fields. from the first field we pul.
led beet that weighed when top
ped and washed IL IL on. from
the second field the beet weighed
l Id. and from the third field the
sample tipped the >caleo at IL ia
OF. We are Lot saying what field
we cot these sample, from but we
are wondering who will bring US
IN better .ne next week Later
we expect to offer a prize for the
best beets grown in the District.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Did

Franc c. Rollenhasen gentle
man nearly IS years of age died
at his home on the place known as
the Westenberg farm l. miles
southwest of town of cancer OF the
stomach and was buried in the
cemetery 3 miles southeast of We
mango Tuesday. Undertaken
Styer having charge of the funer-
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Caucus Prec met No. Z

Notice is hereby given that caucus
of the Republican Party is hereby cal.-
ed and will be held in voting precinct
No. Z at the usual polling place on Fri
day August ID. 1912 at 2 o'clock p. m.
for the purpose of electing 4 delegates
to the Republican County Assembly to
be held in Juiesburg August 3rd. 1912
at 10 O'Clock a. m.
Charlie Stone
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Caucus Precinct No. 3

Notice is hereby given that caucus
of the Republican Party Is hereby all
ed and will be held in voting precinct
No. 8 in Ovid, Colorado on Friday
August I'd. 1912 at 2 O clock D. m. for
the purpose of elect:ng 6 delegates to
the Republican County Assembly to be
held in Julesburg, Colorado on Satur-
day August 3rd. 1912 at 10 o clock a. m,
j. A. Dawson
Com ri%f aenop
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25

Notice is hereby given that caucus
of the Republican Party is hereby
called and will be held in voting pre-
cinct No. s at the school house in Dis
trict No. 5S known as the Dee School
on Friday August I'd. 1912 from 2 to 5
O'Clock p. m. for the purpose of elect
ing 5 delegates to the Republican Coun-
ty Assembly to be held in Julesburg.
Colorado OF Saturday August 3rd. 1912
at 10 o'clock a. m.
Mike Cavanaugh
Con nittaerna n
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
c. L. Morgan
COmmitteemal
Caucus Precinct No. 6

Notice is hereby given thata caucus
of the Republican Party is hereby call
ed and will be held in voting precinct
No. Cat the usual polling place on Fri
August I'd. 1912 at 2o'clock p. m. for
the purpose of electing Z delegates to
the Republican County Assembly to be
held in Julesburg, Colorado on Satur-
day August 3rd. 1912 at 10. o'clock
p. m.
Frank Austin
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Studs Opeaed

We have opened studio in the
East room of the City Garage.
You can get your pictures taken
either at your home or at the
Studio. Come and see samples of
our work. Phone .Iulesburg 9s'
Y. Nakamura.
Jap Photographer
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Caucus Precinct No. 2.

Notice is hereby given that a caucus
of the Republican Party is hereby call
ed and will be held in voting precinct
No. 2 in the District Court Room on
FricaE. August 2 1912 at 200 O'Clock
p. m. for the purpose of election 2s
delegates to the Republican County
Assembly to be held in Julesburg Colo
rado on Saturday August 3rd. 1912 at
10 O'Clock a. m.
edo. H. Thompson.
Committeeman,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Caucus Precinct No. S

Notice is hereby given that a caucus
of the Republican Party is hereby call.
ed and will be held in voting precinct
No. at the usual polling place on
Friday August2d. 1912 at2 o'clock p.
m. for the purpose Of electing 4 dele.
gates to the Republican County Assebly
to be held in Julesburg, Colorado on
Saturday August Bird. 1912 at 10 clock
A. n.
C. L. Morgan
N---s<A>a-~.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Il Rained

Last Friday evening the major
part of Sedgwick County was
visited with good rain. .43 of
an inch fell in Julesburg and in
various places in the county the
amount varied but it came ut an
Opportune time and did lots of
good.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Caucus Precinct No.

Notice is hereby given that caucus
of the Republican Party is hereby
called and will be held in voting preci-
net No. ] at the usual polling place on
Friday August I'd. 1912 at 2 O'Clock D.
m. for the purpose of electing 3 dele
gates to the Republican County Assem-
ly to be held in Julesburg, Colorado on
Saturday August 3rd. 1912 at 10 O'Clock
a. m.
Millie Scott.
Com mi To =,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Commence Work On Bridge

F. l.. Freeman arrived in Jules
burg on Monday and commenced
the work of covering the bridge
south of town with concrete We'd
nesday morning. Mr.. Freeman
drove through from the Missouri
river with his Ford car and says
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25
Caucus Precinct No. 8

Committeeman
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1912-07-25

that he did rot have to change
from High Gear during the entire
drive.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
LEGAL NOTICES,

NOTICE TO OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
undersigned until noon, Februrry talb
a. ID. 1912, for the construction Of an al.
ditional building at the Tubercular has-
pital. kearney, Nebraska Plans ana
specifications are on file at tho osfIec
Of the Secretary Of State. Commiss,onsr
Public Lands and Buildings. al the Hos
pitsi. and the office OF Burd y, Millsr
Architect. BEandeis Theater BuIIdlnx
Omaha.
ADDISON WAIT. Secretary Of s,rte.
JsJ-I2t
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Kansas.
WILL LOSE ALI.

WILL LOSE ALL
II We can not sell before March Ia.
lsl2. fifteen fine improved valley farms
In Elk county. Kansas. We bought durinz
tbs severe drouth last summer. Aiso
three farms IN Yors county. Nsbraska
VII take trade part pay; Write for plats
and descriptions. Sold eight Last few DAYS
20 home parties. Must sell Tate. Hupo
& Company. Howard. kaaA&A
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Katzeniammer Kids

These two youngsters who are the source
of Sunday fun for thousands Of children,
promise many new tricks and delightful
for this year.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Nell Brinkley Drawings

Nell Brinkley developed new idea in pen
drawings, and her sketches of men and
women caught by Cupid, not only have ar
tistic beauty, but also always teach lesson.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Happy Hooligan

Poor, old Happy; he is continuously grow
ing more entertaining, and now he is on
the road to new situations to win smiles
from all followers
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Desperate Desmond

A stage villain transferred to pen pictures
and revealed in the most laughable light to
make every Bee reader roar and hold his
sides.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Silk Hat Harry

Tad's dog-man invention who has more
trouble than anyone, but trouble that is
so funny it makes amusement for every
Bee reader.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Sherlocko the Monk

Sherlock Holmes, works sleuth-wonders to
many people, but Monk, the picture-detec-
tive, is more marvellous in the runway
than DR.. Watson believes Holmes to be in
a serious way.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27

NOTICE.
Notice IL hereby given that the Na.Ior.I
Lave Stock Commission Co. a corp0ratI5n
duly organized and doing business under
the laws Of the state Of Sebrasxa a.
South Omaha, Neb.. has no Outstanding
upon this date
CHARLES KELLY,
WM- II. GOULD. President
Secretary. JZ7Dit.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Carpenters Travel Letters

No writer of the present day sees events
and situations in such interesting light as
Frank j. Carpenter, and none describes
them SO graphically.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Minncse "a.

EXCHANGE for equity, So. Mimi i'm
proved farm. North y sec, Is-ll9-4l. Polk
county. Minnesota. one-qusrter mile from
town: can all be plowed; no improve
ments; ineumbrance, se.si4; due b years
az per cent: 80 per acre. Geo. AtchiSon.
Mankatn MINI
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-01-27
Daffydils

Nothing so amusing has been run in any
western newspaper in many years as these
humorous play-on-words lines by Tad.