The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1912-11-08
R~ED-HEADED
BOYS BIG BONFIRE

When q young woman has Just I'm
,,hed HANGING out . perfectly good
wash on perilous lines . on pulleya
from the back porch Of her faat to the
telephone pole In the alley, no right
minded person could blame her fof
losing her temper II . red-headed BOY
with Q wide mouth and the ingenuity
Of a nend should start . smudgy, bon
fire directly below.
The red-headed boy workeSS,in
simms' grocery, N Of the stores that
occupied the ground door Of the fiat
building. He was pokins the nre q
though he enjoyed It when M'sf>
Clancy saw him.
"eay. you, Tommy Herkimerl" Mist
Clancy called thr~eateningly. "ese
what you're doing to my wssh!"
Tommy grinned up ct her and gavt
thu Are another stirring. Great clouds
Of smoke and black smudges waversd
upward, seeking the ohaste Wilderness
Of the Clancy linen.
'stop I'll" Miss Clancy shriekeo.
shaking one ist in the offenders ot
.rection. The fist was small and white.
for It was Miss Clancy's mother who
had washed the clothes, her pretty
daughters share in the work being the
hanging out process. Mrs. Clancy wa
proud Of sadie's hands just % she
was proud Of Sadie's crisply curling
h,ac hair and blue eyes and the gem
eral freshness of her. stop It. ! say!
You're horrid, and II you don't stop
It III"
.Yah.h.h!" yelled Tommy, derisive'
". II amt afraid Of you. Sadie Clan
cy! You can't do nothin'!"
Sadie Clancy shot down the one
fight Of stairs like an angry comet
and catapulted toward Tommy. Drop
ping the broom handle with which he
was stirring the fire. Tommy bolted,'
with Sadie after him. He darted to-
ward the back door Of the grocery and
swerved Just as that door filled with
the bulk Of young simms himself.
Young Simms being Sadie's devoted
worshiper. Tommy recognized that
here was no safe haven. Indeed, after
a breathless word from Sadie. simms
also Joined the chase down the alley.
AS he rushed past one Of the delivery
wagons he caught his foot in the
trailing lines and pitched headlong In.
the dust.
pickles and prunes!" young Simms.
exploded as he staggered up.
"Oh. did you hurt yourself" Sadie
cried. looking around In horror. Right.
in her course was the water hydrant
and, hitting It. she, too. ornamented
the alley pavement.
Don't you know anything worse
than. that?" she gasped out furiously
as Simms picked her up, roaring.
"Coffee cakes and buns! Let me get
my hands on him!"
Tommy, who had paused Interested
ly to view the unexpected gymnastics.
was doubled up in mirth. He began
to run again when. his furious pur.
suers darted toward him. Spying an
open door into the basement under
Leigh's furniture store, he dashed in
and his pursuers followed. Sadie was
in the lead. Rounding some crates OF
dressers, she saw q human object
shrunk up close to the last crate. She
grabbed 1t with a shrek Of triumph,
to which the object responded with q
howl. Young Simms, arriving, also
grabbed.
'Gotchu!" the object yelled in terri.
bic glee. "Y'win play tag in my base
ment and carve initials all over the
mahogany. will yer? I'll teach you
kids a lesson! I've been a-layin for
yeh and now I've got yeh!"
Leigh, the furniture man, as he
spoke was shaking Sadie and young
Simms. occasionally knocking their
heads together for emphasis. Sudden
ly the size of Simms seemed to con-
fuse him and he jerked his captives
into the light Of a gas jet.
"Good land!" Leigh gurgled. releas-
ing his hold. He stared at his neigh
bors whom he had been shaking.
"Why-why-" stammered Leigh,
and sat down meekly. Then he gave
sort Of groan and scrambled to his
feet. He had sat down In a bucket OF
varnish. .
"Oh.h-h-h!" Sadie wept Historically.
clinging to young Simms. He put his
arm around her protectingly and jam
med it against q nail point that was
through one Of the uprights
in the wall.
"woo-o-of!" roared simms. clasping
his wound.
Somewhere in the distance Of the
there was q strangled but
laugh that sounded q
emanating from q red.headed
boy with q wide mouth. 4
LET him CO." said young simms %
he put his arm around Sadie again.
Somehow I don't seem to mind him
now-do you. sadie3"
Lets help MI. Leigh get that var.
nish OF him." said Sadie with very
pink checks. She did not move away;
from the arm. Anyhow, mas taken
the clothes In BY now!"-Chicago
Daily News.
They Never Learn.