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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-06-03

Mr.. and Mrs. w p. Bacon of New
Haven, CT, We're visitors to Water
vile, Sunday, registering at the Elm
wood.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-06-03
WATERviLLE.

Carroll c. Jones of orono was in
Wateryille. Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-06-03

No serviceyw held, sunday evening,
at tho Congregational church.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-06-03

Regular meeting, Monday evening,
of Bayard Co, No. 8, U. r. of Is. of
p. Business of Importance.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-06-03

Washington, June 1.-The possibility of
a strike among hotel employees here in
sympathy with the striking New York
walters was forecasted, today. at a large
~ attended mass meeting. Grant Hainil-
ton. national organizer of the American
Federation of Labor addressed the hotel
workers and counselled them to organize.
1t was voted to ask the International
Hotel Workers Union in New York to
send an organizer here so that the local
workers could form a Washington organ
ization affiliated with the striking bory.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-06-03
BUT ONE OF 400.

IL of Insincerity and invite defeat in No
MEMBER
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INSURGENTS CAPTURE TOWN.
La MAYA BURNED AND SACKED.
General Estenoy, Leader of Negro Insnr=
gents, Enter Town While Regulars Are
In Search of His FOrces==Rebels
Continue to Decline Combat.

tonight. from SAN Luis, stating that Me-
groes attacked hamlet near that place.
outraged three white women and took the
stores This apparently is within the
lines of the regular troops. The judge of
instruction of Guantanamo, today, issued
a formal proclamation of Indictment on
the charge of rebellion against Gen. Es
tonez. Gen Ivonet and 40 followers.
Rumors with vague rasis continue to
be circulated of an uprising in Havana
province. 1t is alleged that hardware
dealers recently sold several thousand
knives, daggers and mathetes to Negroes.
All the police and rurales in Havana are
still on reserve duty.
The report, yesterday, of the capture
near Daiquiri of the Americans, Wheeler
and Collister, proves to have been un-
true.
Philadelphia. June 1.-The United
States cruiser Chester sailed. today.
from the Philadelphia navy yard for
patrol duty in the vicinity of the Ice
bergs in the North Atlantic ocean. The
vessel which relieves her sister ship
he's on board a large number OF dell
cate Instruments for measuring the
temperature and other conditions OF
the water in the vicinity Of the bergs.
Three officers of the United State bu-
rtau of standards have been detailed To
make the cruise and have charge OF the
Instruments.
Caimanera. Cuba, June 2.-fhe OIL
GERS of the United States marine bat
TALON held several conferences, today,
with the representatives of the foreign
companies whose properties are locat-
ed near Guantanamo. Complaint was
made that the protection aftordea
these companies was insufficient, but
no definite action has been taken.
1t is reported that numerous bands of
Insurgents are encamped near Jamaf-
ca, a suburb of Guantanamo, where
there is a great surgar plantation. On
ly six Rurales are on guard and the
Insurgents are threatening an attack.
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TRACK RECORDS BROKEN.
Tufts Runner, Ralph A. Atwater
Breaks Record in Three Instances.


Durham. n. H.. June 2.-The work
Of Ralph A. Atwater. the Tufts run
ner, WHO won the sS0y yards, the mile
and the Emile runs, breaking the
track record in each instance, was
the feature OF the dual meet between
Tufts and New Hampshire College,
yesterday His time of minutes, 4 Id
seconds in the Ss0-yard run was but
s 2-5 seconds slower than the inter-
collegiate record, while in the mile
run, in which his time was minutes,
AZ 3-5 seconds, he came within % 1-5
seconds of equalling the intercollegi-
ate mark. The 2-miles, Atwater did
In 10 minutes. % seconds, as against
the intercollegiate record Of min
lltes. 25 1-5 seconds. New Hampshire
college won the meet II to As, and not
Tufts as WAS previously announced
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1912-06-03
The Striking New York Hotel
Workers Claim GaininNumbers
The Hotel Men Remain Firm

over 800 walters walked out of the
Empire and Navarro hotels, the New
Weston apartment hotel and Pabst
Harlem restaurant, tonight, according to
the union officials. At the Harlem place
several hundred persons who We're eat
ing and drinking We're left in the lurch
and the restaurant had to be closed for
the night.
Joseph Elster, general organizer OF the
union, said, tonight, that the union was
willing to arbitrate or at least confer
with a committee of the Hotel Mems As
ISOLATION. Chairman Edward Tierney oil
the executive board of the latter organ
ization said:
eve win not even meet committee
from the union. We will close every ho-
tel in the city before we will recognize
the Organization"
Another hotel man pointed out that
there are 225 stable hotels in the city
employing more than 5000 persons, ''oi
five times the membership of the union
organization. so you see why we are moi
worrying much over the present situa-
ton"
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OPPOSITION TO ROOT.

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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
,. 6. CHAMBERLAIN WAS THE
 FIRST MELLOW" JOURNALIST

what is called progressive journal ism by it's friends and yellow jour naIisIn'' by it's foes is the composite product of many minds. Arthur Bris- bane. Morrill, Goddard, Joseph Pu1ft- ger and s. S. Chamberlain were the pioneers in the now school of news paper work, but to Chamberlain prob ably belongs whatever of credit or discredit attaches to the discovery of the basic principles of saffron jour
 Samuel selwyn Chamberlain was born at Walworth N. Y. sixty-one years ago today; Sept; 25, 1851, and Rt the age of twenty. He commenc- ed his newspaper career on the New ark. N. J., Advertiser. Within two years he had made good so effectively that Bennett gave him a position on the New York Herald He remained with that paper four years, when Pull khe World After g year he returned to the Bennett forces, becoming edi- tor of the New York Evening Tele- gram. Goirfg to Paris. he edited the European edition of the Herald, and in 1884 founded "Le Matin.'' This pub Acation later became the property of sanal grafters, and Chamberlain re- burned to America
 While Cham berlain was in Paris, William Randolph Hearst had become Inc proprietor of the San Francisco Ex xaminer. From a journalistic wreck he had built it up until it had a daily
 
 his minor success, Hearst was looking sbout for a man who could make the Examiner the big paper of the Pacific soast- He found his man in Cham berlain-a man familiar with all the methods of the most sensational news papers of the time. and with a host sf original ideas in his teeming brain.
 From the day Chamberlain arrived h San Francisco, what has since been ea!Ied yellow journalism may be Enid to date. He did things that no other newspa per had ever dreamed of Hoing- He financed expeditions to rapture wild animals for the San Francisco --zoo,'' rescued people from s-Satery graves secured signed state ments from prominent men and wo- men on all questions of popular in forest. and originated the 'tsob sister squad" with Vginifred Black as the pfoneer in that peculiar journalistic development In short. he made 'em laugh, he made 'cIn shuG1sr. he made SSm weep. Every big news story was a romance in T~@1ich tragedy. love, hate and sudden death were deftly The "dry as dust style of newspaper reporting was taboo in the Examiner office In a few years Cham berlain had. boosted the circu- Iation to some 10000, and ever since the Examiner has made a profit of
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
FIRST THINGS

The first successful experiment in qua adruplex telegraphy-sendine four messages along one wfre-Was made between London and Liverpool talir- ty-ffye years ago today. This was hailed by the scientific world as a. tre- nendous achievement, although in these days of wireless tefegraphy it seems commonplace. Until 1853 it was considered impossible to send more time In that year Dr. Gintl, an Aus trian, succeeded in transmitting two messages in opposite directions simul- kaneously. In 1855, Stark of Vienna sent two messages in the same direc- uon- The duplex eelegraphy appar- Rtus was perfected by Stearns. an American, and was soon followed by bhe q1Badrupiex telegraph.
 The first number of Publick Occur rences, the first American newspaper, was issued in Boston 222 years ago today, but 1t was suppressed by the Legislature before the second issue aDDeared.
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from ssse,oe0 to $500. 900 a year.
 What he did for the San Francisco paper Chamberlain repeated as editor in-chief of the New York American from 1905 to 1907, and later as super visfng- editor of all the Hearst news papers. When Hearst bought the Cosmopolitan Magazine, Chamberlain was giuen the task of making it over, which he did quite successfully. As he was the first to perceive the value of satfonalis1n as a newspa- per circulation builder, Chamberlain was also the first to see that the pub lie appetite had been satisfied and to gradually return to less damboyanr rnethods of presenting the news of the day It is perhaps not too much to say that his influence has been felt in every newspaper office in America, and that his ideal of the newspaper as a public servant is now generally accepted.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
MAY TRY TT AGAIN. New Haven Celebration In 1913 To Note 275th Anniversary of
 Settlement.

New Haven, Sept 25-Next year is the 275th anniversary of the settle- ment of New Haven, and it is not improbable that another giant cele- bration, similar to the one just closed, will be held. The matter will be talk en up at the next meeting of the Chamber of Commerce.
 The task of recuperating the finances of the recent New Haven Day celebration goes rnerrily on, and it is probable that the deficit will be wiped out in Q short time by sub scriptions from business men of the city.
 The stands on the green will be re- moved in two weeks There will be plenty left for the address of Cover nor Johnson today.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
NOTABLE SPEAKERS
 AT SILVER NEEDING
 OF WEST END CHURCH
DEAN BROWN, DIR. HILLS AND | DIR. CADN1AN SCHEDULED
 TO TALK.
25th Anniversary of Founding of West End Congregational Church to Be
 Observed Week of Oct. 25.
(Comnunicatedl


 The West End Congregational church is busily engaged in the preparations for it's twenty-fifth anniversary to be celebrated in October from the 18th to the 29th. It is expected that a number of the former pastors with their wives will be able to attend. Invitations will be sent out to all for mer and absent members whose ad- dresses are known and it is hoped that if any such read the notices in the papers that they will get in touch with their old church at once in case their whereabouts are unknown to the committee.
 The initial work which led to the church's organization was entered up- on by the First Presbyterian church hands of the Rev. Dr. Palmer, the well known and esteemed pastor eIner- itus of the First Congressional church. Among those who. joined the church in the year in which it was founded and are still members are MT. and Mrs; Felix Lyman, MT. and Mrs Thompson, Mrs. Grace Balderstone, Mrs. Mary H. Futile, Mrs. Anna Brun- dase, Mrs. Edith Tiffany. all of whom are at present residing in this city.
 Extensive preparations are being made by the committee for the occa- sion. The Ladies Aid society under have planned an "Oad Home Day. on Thursday, Oct. 24 A reception will be given on the Friday evening fol- lowing to all the former pastors and their wives. the. charter members and the former Sunday school uperinten- dents. Sunday Oct. 27, will be ami versary Sunday. Sermons by former pastors will mark the occasion.
 That the church and the community 1t serves may receive special in spiration to service at this time, three of the most widely known leaders and lecturers of the denornina ton have been prevailed upon to come and de- liver lectures Dean Charles R. Brown of Yale will speak on '"The Greater Things Ahead'' on Wednesday,. the 23rd. Newell Dwight Hi1Iis D. D., of Brooklyn, will deliver his lecture spe- cial1y prepared for this year on Hen ry Ward Beecher.'' s. Parkes Cad man, D. D., of Brooklyn, has prom ised to come with his great lecture on .sThe Puritan in Two Worlds. The audiences must necessarily be very as the seating capacity of the church is only 400. but there is de- sire to make the affair a method of making money, but only means of stimula tion to the church and all it's friends who shall attend in their work for God here Every friend of the church is invited to attend every ser vice.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
Auto Tires and Repairing

THE A. L. sCHAVoR CO, s57 Fasr-
 field Ave Phone 166s CONN. AUTO TIRE CO.
 Recovering and Repairing g Speciality New and Second Hand Tires in stock
 241 Connecticut Ave. Phone S6S
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Bakers

MRS. HLEIS BAKERY. Bread that makes 2 feast of-every meal Once tasted. never wasted. 155 Wood Av.
 Phone 2so8 CROUCH & PLAss1fAN. Try tsNeveF Enough BSead.' 6o1 Howard Ave.
 Phone 165z-s
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sTEAbfBOATs
BRIDGEPORT LINE TO NEW YORK

FARE 60 GENTS
 STEAMER BRIDGEPORT leave Bridgeport, Fairfield Avenue Wharf, week days, at A. M. Returning, leave New York. week days. Pier 27. B. R., P. M., foot of East 22d Street, 3:3O P. M.
 STEAMER NAUGATUCK leave Bridgeport Pequonnock Wharf. foot of Union Street. daily, except Satur- day, at 12 night Returning, leave New york, Pier 27. E. R., daily, excspe Sundays, II A. M. Due Bridgeport 3:2O P. M.
 The New England Steamship Company
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

If golf consisted in following a wo- man. instead of a ball, around the links more men would take it up.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

mechanical architect uaI or structural, are always in
 demand at good salaries; ten young men wanted to join club to learn drawing, at home evenings; instru- ments furnished. Address c. S. K. Box 223 City. UPS eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
THE LEADING SCHOOL,

UNION BUSINESS COLLEGE. MAIN and Congress streets, gives the pest instruction in shorthand, typewrit- ing, bookkeeping and English studies. Established 21 years. Six instructors Advanced methods in teaching. Fall terms opens Sept. 3.
 L 23 S
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

Fame is fleeting. All that is now known to a certainty about Henry George is that he is a five cent cigar.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

es A healthy, care free man knows that dogs bark at night only by hear say.
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$500 STUDENTS

UNION BUSINESS COLLEGE, MAIN and Congress streets, has educated $500 students in shorthand, book keeping and English. If you want a position, and want to be kept in a position, attend Union Business College. It is the leading school.
 l. 23 a
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NIGHT SCHOOL

and Congress streets, has the best night school ever conducted in this city. It is great opportunity fer those who cannot attend the dar school. Write or call for cata- 1ogue. Enroll now. Office open evenings. Telephone to 146.
 L 22 s~
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

Those disposed to criticise say some men smoke pipes, while others use perfunery.
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Art Glass

BRIDGEPORT ART GLASS CO., 16s
 John St. Phone 1o17-e
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Automobile Dealers H. M. FORD Distributor MAXWELL Gers Liberty and Standard Brush Cars 1887 Main St. Phone 1273 sTARRCCK a MATTTCE, FORD CARS, s69 Fairfield Ave.
 Phone 4oa5-2
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STATE OF CONNECTICUT, DISTRICT OF BRIDGEPORT. ss PROBATE COURT.
 September 23, 1912. Estate of Rudolph A. Lohr, late of the town of Bridgeport in said Dis- trict deceased.
 The Court of Probate for the Dis trict of Bridgeport, hath limited and allowed six months from the date hereof for Creditors of said Estate to exhibit their claims for settlement. Those who neglect to present their accounts, properly attested, within said time, will. be debarred a recov- cry. All persons indebted to said Egg tate are requested to make immediate payment to
 RUDOLPH LOHR
 Administrator,
 39 Adams St. 23 s*p Bridgeport, Conn.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

The, Chautauqua assembly is about the only place where a man can get a hundred dollars day for airing his views.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
EDUCATIoNAu
The COurtland School, QnC.) )
 431 Washington Ave
THE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL
For Young 1Ien and

TUT LOuHg OIEH H1lU bOys
 Individual instruction in the eIe- mentary and advanced subjects es- sentia1 to a good academic education. Experienced preparation for college, technical, professional, and large pre- paratory schools, the civil service, and business. Morning, afternoon and evening sessions. Office hours daily, S36 Fairfield Avenue. I3 t~
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

man can have his own way but he Is whipped for 1t pretty often.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
On Second Thought
By Jay E. House

The trouble with a side line is that 1t induces you to neglect your spe- cialty.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

ALL KINDS of hair, cotton, felt mat tresses made to order; also renade equal to new, $1.00 and up. Mail orders promptly attended to. Feath- CT beds and hair mattresses and furniture bought. S. O. Evans, 544 Newfeld avenue. Phone 1316-4.
 16 s ID
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MISCELLANEOUS WANTS

WANTED-To buy all kinds of sec
 ond hand furniture. Geo. F. Totans, Redfe1d's old stand, 2S6 Fairfield
 Ave. Telephone 1015-2. ITO asp
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PERSONAL
FINANCIAL

THE CONNECTICUT NATIONAL, BANK, of Bridgeport, corner Main and Wall Streets. s. W. Baldwin. President; F. s. Shelton, Vice Pre- ident; L. B. PoWe, Cashier: T. C. Cumming, Assistant Cashier. Cap ita1 S332.100: Surplus and Proafa Lump s38e5600.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
RAILROADS
RZeHH0H XzgzYHzHlG0 -
 ,o/RAELRZlh JUNE 1e, 1912 Gf6 Trains Leave Bridgeport As
 Follows:

FOR NEW YoRK-s1s:zSo. s4.4A
 6:le. S6:4S. fe:2s, f7:17. t7:44. fs:zE s:6o. s:os, .1o:oO. t11:o7 A. M :1sia :aa;as is4s :11;isS: "!:ssi 's:sa. .s:sS: .s;zs. .s:ss: !s:1s. !G .s:ss: s fo!iS Sias PM P:sL sGNd sUNDAxs--12;sso; s- "s:ls, "7:5s. ss:Is. ss:ss, Ss:ss. 1o:o2.
 FOR WASHINGTON, Via HarEern Hiver-S12:zs (daily1 A. A.; S1s1s Ps
 FOR NEW TTAvEN-.12.4s. s1.1S- 6:4s. 7:58. "9:3s, "1o:43. %I1:s5 N *s:41, *< 2s. 4:57. s6:so. "s:s9, Ss:S5. M sUNDAYs-s12:zs Si:4f. s:fs' 1o:1s, s1O:2e. "11:1s. "11:3s A. M.- t12;s7.ss;a2ss. s4a:ss 4;2ss 's;So: >S;s4 7'1N and Providence-%1:41, 6:4s, 10:45. *11:33 A. A.M.-S12:z7 to Saybrook Jet. *.$:z1. '4;2s, 5;20 to saybrook Jet to Kew London, "11:s3 A. M.-f12:l7 to New London. "2:2s. "4:2ss 's:B4 iliilnantic-ss:a1. 4. M.S.s:s1. P.
 FOR TWISTED and Intermediass Stations-5:o0, s7:OO. $40. LILO A N nws s:ss; t6:S1' 7,15 .oe P D MTsUN-
 FOR WATERBURY, ANsoNIA. DERBY and Intermediate Stations 5:00, 7:00, S:0O, 9:21 (expressl, j:4Os .11;1o A MM5;25' a-4a g s:21 rS52 ss5PtSssl. S:2O, 11:20 A. M.-7:Oo, 9:O7 M.
 FOR CT HARRINGTON, LENOx. PETTSFTEI4D, ETC.-7:0o, 9:45 A. M --4:2s P. M.-SUNDAYs-s:S A M
 FOR DANBURY, NEW MILFORD. ETC, via Brookf1eid Junctfon-7: :oO. 9:45 A. M.-4:2S. 6:44 P. M.-sUNs DAYS-CS:30 A n.
 FOR LITCHFTELD. ETC.-o:4B A. M.--4:2s F. M.--SUNDAXS-8;So 4. M.
 e to Harlem River Station.
 c via HawieyvilIe.
 21 inc. and also on July 3 and Sept a.
 6 Saturdays only June zz to Aua
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Tailors

L. E. NUNNonD. 1ss E@IrneId Ave.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

MEN, WOMEN-I have a wonderful money maker. If you can give all or part time to a clean. good-pay- ing permanent bushes write Byrne, West Phflada, Pa.
 D26 s"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

CITY AUCTION CO, 296 State St. Household goods. almost new, at less than half original cost We have just what you are looking for Phone 1084. I13 If.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

1IACHNIsTS and all mechanics, let us make you a steel stamp to mark your tools. Our store open every Saturday evening. The Schwerdtle Stamp Co.,, fl Can non St. I19 d" .
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Pianos

WBa- A. TOHhENsON, Is Fairfield
 Ave. Phone 2o57-4 1
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

I PAPER your rooms from S2.5O up, including material. Painting done reasonable. Fred Beck. 32 Third Street. A19 If
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

NEW FURNITURE FOR OLD-An- tiques of all kinds bought and sold. Personal attention given. W. K. Mix, The Wentworth Furniture Co.,, 115 John street. 1913 Broad street.
 II S tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25
MERCHANTS, EXCHANGE

get your keys fitted, locks repaired, saws filed. lawn mowers sharpened, and all kinds of light repairing done at Smiths Gun Store. 9s Wall Street Telephone 3Ss2-3.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-09-25

BUY OLD HORSES to kill Re- move dead ones free of charge any, where within 25 miles of Bridge port. F. H. Daniels, 2S67 Madison Road. Tel. 4337 LII &
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-14

than two, or even four patriots
after his job. Respectfully,
CATALINA.
Rome, Ga. Nov. IS, 1912.
The Lord knows, Sidelights thinks
the more the merrier Let the war go
on in Rome. and may the best man win.
no matter how many run!
And John Barclay is a fine fellow,
moreover-and has made Rome a most
acceptable and efficient postmaster.
Muscogee county, made famous by
Ed Wohlwender and senate bill SO, re-
mains the banner Socialist county Of
Georgia, as is shown by the presiden~
tial returns this year.
Muscogee cast 15S votes for Debs-
leading Richmond in the count by about
90 votes.
Muscogee long has enjoyed the dis
tinction of being the Socialist strong
hold in Georgia. Eve'y election it piles
up. the biggest vote for that party
never real big vote, of course, but
sufficient to classify Muscogee as So
ciallst Exhibit A in Georgia anyway
Editor T. S. Slope, of The Dalton
Citizen, is an Atlanta visitor.
Mr.. Slope is more or less indignant
that Whitfield county should have beer
put In the Bull Moose columns in the
earlier returns of the presidential cleo
ton, and expressed himself accord.
ingly
There never was chance fo.
Roosevelt to beat Wilson in my county
and that even if my county some
times does fly the coop. We went out
to redeem Whitfield from the Taft vic
tory Of 1908, and we put the job over in
great shape. l hope nobody who read
those earlier returns failed suisse
quently to get the figures right. We
want it understood that Wilson got a
big majority vote in Whitfield-not a
plurality majority"
Please put it down that way, tool"
concluded Shope.
It's down-in black and white--to
stay put.