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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

able Compound. My husband said it
would restore my health and it has. -
An May WYATT, Ashland, KY.
There are probably hundreds of thou
aads Of women in the United States
1ao have been benefited by this famous
% remedy, which was produced from
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a@d WhatAnOther Woman says:
camden, N. J.-'I had female trou-
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9nkS to Lydia E. Pinkham' Vegetable
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~ have recommended it to more than
~s@ my friends with the best results. "
AlfS ELLA JOHNSTON, 324 Vine st.
you want special advice write to
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
COR { ELDERLY PEOPLE

.raerly people are more or
y ,Iod with a chronic, per-
Estimation, due largely to
''Ufcient exercise. They ex-
'diaiculty in digesting even
Nv With a consequent belching
"a W. gases, drowsiness after
SSr .ssdache and a feeling of lassi-
II general discomfort.
~ ~. advise against cathartics and
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y , gs a mild, gentle laxative
e sra Dr.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
n y relief without disturbing the
Sc%sldwell's Syrup Pepsin is the
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!. Syrup Pepsin in SOC and $1.00
!, If you have never tried it
mir name and address to DR.. w.
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

room does not hitch with your person
ality, there will be discord. All things
have color, and it is not an accident
that their colors exist. They are all
caused by vibration as shown in the
spectrum. Red vibrates at the lowest
rate of speed and violet at the highest.
Next In the scale above red comes or
ange then yellow. green. blue and
violet
Red has nearly the same effect as
semi-darkness. We all know that in
the twilight we are calm and thought
full. So in your red room you are IN
fluenced to be calm. Red has not this
effect. however, on some Of the lower
animals as We have often had reason
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

10 know during rambles in the fields
where cattle Craze.
Blue. on the other hand. at the otn-
or extremity, has a tendency to make
No inspired and think OF the higher
things like poetry and art. We know
know why some dining rooms are nm
,shed in blue. This tint in q board
,ng house dining room will help take
tbsmind on the possible meager array
On the table. If you are thinking OF
prvapt or Loagfellow, it matters little
wat is in ks hash. This Is what
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

nit. Gravel was forming and
urine had almost stopped. I b
taking Doan's Kidney Pills and
using one box, passed 2 stone
an inch long. | continued pa
smaller stones until forty had
elected. / recovered then and
soon as well as ever"
When Your Back Is Lame, Rene
the Name-DOAN'S." SOC. all st
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
The Difference.

There is such a vast differ
between the ideal and the practic3
stage art" sighed the intellec
young actor.
''The difference" replied the s.
stage manager, "as lies between
artistic role which leads to Ar
and the fat part which leads to
pork barrel"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
No Novelty.

People are queer.
Il have heard rumors to that eff,
feet"
Frequently they pay money to go
to theaters for the purpose of seeing
ballet dancers walk around on their
toes when women are doing the same
thing in the streets all the time"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
A Quarter Century

Before the public. Over Five Million Free
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the shoes for Tired, Aching, Swollen
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When Your Ewes Need Care

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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

WIN me. i naQ 10-
maleand kidney trou-
BILE and was so bad off
l could hardly rest
day or night. ! doc
tored with all the
best doctors in town
and took many kinds
of medicine but moth
ing did any good I'M
til / tried your won
derful remedy, Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
His Pose.

Mrs. Hewligus, what is your hus-
bands attitude on the woman suffrage
question:"
Zone foot in the air, of course. He's
one of the chronic kickers."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

ture. In bed for three
months with terrific
pain in my back, an
awful urinary weak
ness, dizziness, ner-
vousness and depres-
sion, l rapidly lost As
pounds. My doctor
advised an operation
but I would not sub
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

a. woman who cares for a clean,
.sSsome mouth, and sweet breath,
K ind Paxtine Antiseptic, a joy for
y At druggists, Csc a box or sent
Irraid on receipt Of price by The
;tnp Toilet Co., Boston, Mass.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

The most powerful remedy against
sudden starts of Impotence is a sweet
and amiable silence.-St. Francis de
Sales.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
FEARED AN OPERATION.

Found a Wonderful Cure Without It.
James Greenman, 142 East Adams
ST., Ionia, Mich, says: What l suf-
fered with kidney trouble can never
express. 1t was nothing short of tor.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
His Weakness.

Howell see that Rowell has gone
into bankruptcy again.
Powell-Yes, falling is his failing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

Patience is but lying to and riding
4 the gale.-Beecher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

Always meet people with smile
it's your treat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

The man who makes light Of others
sion sets the world on fire.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

Garfield Tea helps humanity the world
over. Taken for liver and kidney
troubles. billiousness and constipation
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
rcoromy in Atchjson.

!, Atchison man is so economical
ront 20 to a ball game unless he
q mass to a double-header.-
tisOn Globe.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

h vinslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
~t1g, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
I .lsys pain. cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

Which wins? Garfield Tea always !
on its merits as the best ofherb cathar
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

Nothing surprises some people m
than the antics of an alarm clock.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07

For costveness and sluggish liver try
\ unrivaled herb remedy. Garfield Tea.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
E|FE'S HEALTH
RESTORED
hsband Declared Lydia E.
Pinkhan's Vegetable
Compound Would Re
store Her Health, :
And 1t Did.

Ashland, KY. "Four years ago I
Fsned to have everything the matter
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
Hibernian.

grcker-What is a stepless car?
Snker-A step in the right direc.
.n
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1912-06-07
Make the Liver
10 J its Duty

IN, Js''e times in ten when the liver is
n IT,. he stomach and bowels are right,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

drove his employees so that he got the
last ounce, Of speed out OF them and he
had his clerks so bulldoxed that they had
heart failure every time they saw his
picture IN the papers.
In society no had things bluffed to a
standstill, for he opined that he was the
whole works, and that II others did not
like his way they could get off the earth.
At the club every one flew to do his
bidding, because he was the champion
kicker and raised the roof every time
anything when wrong.
It was. however, as tall talk artist
that he took the dilapldated linen off Of
the shrubbery. No matter who was pres
emit he took the floor and held II. and
contradlcted every one who yentured an
opinion. and as he had gotten every one
buffaloed into thinking him dangerous
the whole crowd back pedaied every time
he hove In sight. s..-.. .....
I'VE do not understand why, nor
wherein. he is 50 great" said his ac-
quaintances TO one another. but he must
be a wonder. because he tells US so, and
We know him to be of indomitable cour-
age, because he bullies the head walters
in cafes. and we have seen even a per-
oxided cloak model treat him politely.
Therefore It is safest for us to get out
OF his way, for he lie a fearsome crea-
ture."
For many years the man remained q
bachelor. because he could not find any
female whom he thought worthy Of be-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08
by GABY DESLYS.

small than by doing hpusework, and ain
convinced that he is right Tight gloves
disturb the circulation and make the
hands red Besides that. II seems to me,
IL is ridiculous 10 see q woman with her
hand squeezed into little bits OF gloves
and the flesh putting out at the opening
Of the buttonhole
Many people wear gloves spread with
cosmetic paste inside. putting them on
over night and keeping them on during
the day when they can: but. on the other
hand, Il makes one very nervous. and you
can get almost the same effect By rub
bling good cream on your hands before
going TO bed II is at night that the
hands should be mostthoroughly cleaned.
They should be washed With a good soap
and then rinsed in clear water and thor.
oughly dried. II they are ehapped use
this: Soak half pound OF oatmeal in
about quart CT warm water over night;
then strain eff the water and add a little
olive oil. little glycerins and teaspoon
full OF diluted ammonia Rub this into
tie skin before washing.
Lemon juice usually win Rhiten the
hands considerably, and, OF course, il you
hold the hands 40 and shake them you
can for few moments make them quite
white but the blood viii surge back again
and they will be as red as ever IL ron
let them hang down. That's why Won win
notice that lots of women Enl invariasssr
hold their hands up quite high. keeping
them about On the level Of the chest Of
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

ing his wife, but at last he met a beau
teous young thing. who seemed to fili
the bill.
She was large. soft, blonde creature.
with a gentle. timerous air about her
that did the business for him.
Il perceive" said the man to himself,
that | am displaying my usual good
Judgment in picking out a wife who Is
Of mild and gentle nature. and WHO will
be easily led. 1t win be no trick at all
to manage her, and there win be no ques-
ton about who is the head OF our
house
But, alas. the man who was not hep to
the fact that you cannot form any cor
rect guess at womans disposition from
the samples OF II that she publicly ex-
hlbits before marriage. and It was not six
weeks after the wedding before he was
speaking OF our trousers and playing
up the hoary excuse OF extra work when
he wanted to use latch key.
As his wife was a Discreet cersture who
never discussed her husbands little ways
with her dearest friends. II did not get
out that she had him coming to her for
car fare and as the man continued to go
about looking chesty and TO spiel at the
club about how to manage q wife, he was
stil regarded with fear and awe by his
acquaintances.
Il CHANGED however, that one night
the man toyed little too long with the
Demon Rum, and In consequence two
kind friends offered to assist him home.
aud as they also were married men they
were filed with dark forebodings OF COM
ing trouble.
Lucky creature" they cried, you are
so courageous you are not afraid Of your
wife!''
Yep" replied the man. in my house
there is only one boss"
THAT is true responded his wife as
she opened the door, and I am it, and
with that she grabbed the man and
yanked him IA. and as the friends fled
down the street they heard him begging
for his life. 70
The next day the man appeared down
town with head so shrunken that his
hat fell over his ears. but never more
did he inspire fear and respect. Even
his office boy whistled in his presence
aud called him Lizzie
Neral: This fable teaches Us that we
never get mans real number until we
know his wife's opinion Of him.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08


Some one asked me the other day II all
French women In real life made as many
motions and gesticulated with their hands
as much as they seem to on the stage.
| said, Yes. when their hands are
pretty and wen cared for" And IL she
is at all vain. she sees to it that they
are
1t is impossible to say too much on this
subject. because while every face needs
individual care, and It IS Impossible to
advise people how TO dress, unless one
sees them, there are certain rules for the
care Of the hands which are quite simple,
and which all people can follow. ..
In the first place. I think we wash our
hands too much, especially in winter. IL
would be great saving to the texture Of
the skin II every woman who had to
handle dusty articles would wear gloves.
A pair Of large. soft silede gloves are the
best The woman who wants TO keep her
hands soft and white must not expect to
use them to do rough work with and then
think she can whiten them at a mo-
ment's notice.
During rehearsals at the theater, when
everything is dusty. DO not remove my
gloves unless absolutely necessary. and
I make il a rule 70 wear large. comfort
able gloves even in the summer time out
Of doors, and never TO go without them.
no matter how warm the weather
Years ago glovemaker told me II
wanted to have pretty hands / must never
wear tight gloves He said that more
5smen ruined the shape Of their hands
II squeezing them into gloves . axe TOO
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

Sounds. seems truly to be what its In
dian name implies, Tho Heaven
TOUGHER" LIP
When Vancouver, at the end OF the
eighteenth century sailed along the north
west coast. he caught sight Of this splen-
did peak. although he never went within
a hundred miles Of II. and promptly, in
the aIl-graspIng British fashion. affixed
the name Of an Englishman to 1.-THE
name OF q person who never saw II, a
mere friend Of his in the navy. one
Rainier
Afterward. when, at the enormous cost
of blood and treasure and suffering.
American patriots had won that part Of
our country for their flag. the old Indian
name. Tahkoma, or Tacoma was re-
covered for the mountain. Then. unfor-
tunately. two ambitious. thriving cities.
Tacoma and Seattle. growing up on the
shores Of Puget Sound. became Jealous
Of each other in the race for prosperity
and population and the people Of Seattle,
simply because IL was thought that the
name Taooma5gave certain prestige to
their rival. untrtook to deprive the great
peak Of that aame. and to restore off,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

ciaily the British designation. Unluckily
their efforts. combined with some ridieu-
lous notions about the right" Of q wan
dering "discoverer" to rename according
to his royal Will any prominent object
which happens 20 attract hts attention,
prevailed with the board OF geographic
names and Mount Tacoma became IN Of
fetal maps Mount Rainsr.
No true American. proud Of the natural
wonders Of his country. and appreciatlys
OF the euphonious names which the
aboriginal inhabitants bestowed upon
them. has ever been content with this
decision. and now that the question has
been reopensd-seattle being satisfied with
the lead in population which IT has OBJ
tainAd-it Is 10 be hoped that the unjus-
tifiable action taken twenty years ago
Will be reversed and that this heaven
aspiring peak. which astonishes the eyes
and elevates the thoughts Of every be-
holder. win be at last permitted to bear
its original and beautiful name. Suppose
some Observation-Disclosures English
man had renamed Niagara ''Georgias
Falls" how long would tho American
spirit have submitted to THAR The case
OF Tacoma Is equally fragrant.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08
The Battle Of Eylau
BY REV. THOMAS n. GREGORY.

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

the mortal struggle held on untii nearly
nightfall: and when the storm clouds
rolled away, and the cold stars stole out
into the sky. beneath them on the blood
stained SHOWS lay 1000 dead and wounded
men.
Eylau derives It's historic Importance
from the fact that II marks the begin
ming Of the end OF the Napoleonlc glory.
II was at Eyiau that the great emperor,
for the first time to any considerable
extent. found himself up against the slay,
whose brute courage and wall-eyed I'M
perturbability were ultimately to destroy
him.
The man who does not know when he
Ia beaten especially II he happens to be
q physical giant az well as the possessor
OF a bulldog grit. Is dangerous fellow
to meet. Eylau proved this. for, not
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08
Little Boobies Pa
BY WILLIAM +. KIRK.

this comick one. Then Pa sang;
The Iites was shing britely In a swell &
biIlyant heam,
The faithful husband with a rake was
rakiBg up the loan.
Why doant you cum inside, deer? the
wife then did lmplore.
! never seen you rake so much before.
Tee husband raised his tired face & faced
his luvIy wife, & unto her did say
For heyings saik. sed Ma, do you think
that kind Of junk Is going to maik a
impresshun with theatrical manager7
How do you expeek to maik good with
that kind Of stuff. sed Ma, wen men
like Vince Bryant & Billy Jerome q Har-
~ Williams Is on the market with thare
waresr
Dident you think Il was funny? sed Pa
Then how would you like to hear a
RELY sad song:
Lite OF my life. the shadows fall,
The shadows that ever are fixing:
Lite OF my lie. this Amt no stall
am dying. Egypt, dying
You. poor old boob, sed Ma, you can't
rite lyrics. Nature intended you for to
be grocer. sed Ma. Now go on 20 bed,
& II you talk in yur sleep doant call yur-
self Lord Byron. Stick 70 the good OF
eommershul life. sed Ma. You are too
fat in the head to be a genus.
Then Pa tore up his lyrics.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

chin. II may be an effectation hut Il Ii
often an earnest desire to keep the hands
white. The hands can easily he taught
to move gracefully. but you must think
about It q good deal. frequently zee
people on the stage who move then. arms
about vaguely and keep their fingers
close togsther. and hAse absolutely ex-
pressioHissp hands Their gestures are
meaningless.
You can cultivate pretty gestures Of
the hand By initiating those you have
seen on the STAGE. CT in pictures. and by
trying hard not to be awkward. But
H II a great deal better TO keep your
hands perfectly still than to fidget. 1
notice that many women with pretty
hands never keep them still a moment.
and that finally becomes most Irritating.
at least TO me. because. though IL first
calls attention to the hands. Il finally
shows the effort to do 80. Women with
large hands should keep them as quiet
as possible: but the little. dlmpled.
chubby hand h always charming. even IL
1t Is constantly waving about Ike
butterfly
The test Of grace is the way in which
you use your fan. Now. that is the thing
that you must study out for yourself.
as no two hands are alike. and conse-
quentiy don't handle in the same way.
Remember. though. that your fingers
must look Intelligent and animated. and
never fiabby.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

got a swell offer yesterday from the
greatest Electrical manager in the coun-
try, Pa sed. He wants me to rite a
lot Of lyrics for him lie knows that
/ am fun Of idees, sed Pa, & he knows.
too. sed Pa. that thare isent a man liv-
ing that can rite the kind Of verses that
I can.
You doant say so, sed Ma; you doant
think that you are reel poet, do YOU?
Let US heer sum of your efforts.
Wen. sed Pa. here is one Of the poems
that / have rote. thought 1t wud make
a swell song. 1t Is called WEN LOVE
Is DED FOREVER. This is the way n
it goes, sed Pa:
WEN LOVE is DED
FOREVER,
Wen Love Is dsd. crate tears unshed
Make brite eyes lose thAre luster,
With muffled drum sad msmries cum
& round the soul thay cluster.
The hart Is but a haunted hut
The sun Of joy can newer
Shine thru the door warm IL DER
When love Is dead forever
Well sed Pa. what do you think Of it,
think II is vary feerce. sed Ma, II
you want to know il. l feel vary sorry
TO think that your friend had so much
faith in human nature a. TO make you
q swell offer to rite lyrics.
Pa gulped kind Of hard Maybe you
dident ike that lyric vary much. sed
"a. but am sure that you will like
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

nav" OtAieNii VINO
had never done
anything TO win
distinction OF any
kind until he fought
to perpetuate Brit
ish rule. and the
British idea. IN
America during our
revolutionary strug-
gle, was officially
fixed upon that
crown OF American
mountains, the gior-
ions. whi,e-Tobed
Tacoma. whose vast
form. rising ma
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

II was one OF the
most sanguinary
battles Of which we
have any record.
whole regiments
were swept away at
q breath. The car
mage was fearful
enough to make
the very devils
laugh for JOY Be
ginning at daylight
In tho midst ~ q
furious anowstorm,
which ragged all
through tho day,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

The sppics of little love babies in rioous lovemakng
with the Dams proposing out for this year. Things
all twisted about in Loveand No for this year will you
the little danes with Psyche knot at the of their
heads and scodng locks at the nape of their neks with
fat fste planted in inssent Dams face while he
struggles whisper in her little red If you of
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-02-08

Hiiicant LOOKING IN
divldual, but he al
ways showed his
teeth when he
talked and gave IL
out that It would be
ell day with any
one who stepped on
his corns. People
side-stepped him
with care.
Also as he always
growled when he
was spoken to. il
was assumed that
he was very rich,
because II is only
the wealthy who
can afford to have
such punk manners.
pesidcs this ha