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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

OFFICE OF THE CITY GAS WORKS
Alexanria, Va, Nov. 80, 1912.
To the Honorable City Council Alex
andria, Va.
Gentlemen:
As required by law I hereby sub
nit the report of the receipts OF the
City Gas Works for the six months
ending November 30. 1912.
June /, there remained unpaid
Gas Bills amounting to ..S346.67
If which T have collected :. .299.51
leaving unpaid :. -. 4i.lo
A reference to the comparative
statement which is made a
part Of this report will show
under the head Of net amount
there has baen sold to con-
sun1ers for 6 months ending
Nov. |, 1912 .S19,549.10
discounts collected to Nov. /,
1912 :. go. .117,27-19 666.37
cd od ''l'' is, Os7.2S
leaving unsolicited ........ 579.09
Amount of monthly bills which
are dated Nov. 1, and have
until Dec. Is, to entitle them
to discount and which are
unpaid oo''oo
Amount of bills due and un-
paid Nov. 80. 1912. ......... 1888
Respectfully submitted,
JOHN B. WALLER,
Clerk.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
WANTED at once 5000 pair sof old
shoes. Good prices. w. W. Simp-
son, Braddock House.
AGENTS WANTED.

AGENTS Wanted to handle new
household necessity. Self selling
plan. Salary and commission. Best
inducement ever offered. Special
proposition to mutes and cripples.
Boys and girls make So to $40 after
school hours. Sample 10 cents. We
also want statesmen to sell advertis-
ing novelty to merchants, S25 a
week salary. Send 10 cents for sam
pie outfit. Sirrah Manufacturing
Company, is South Delaware Ave-.
Philadelphia, Pa.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

Eighteen Foxes, tehirty-one Wolves
four Bulls, three Cranes, two LAMBS,
and one Duck were present at the wed
ding in Brooklyn yesterday if Miss Biz
die Wolf and Robert Fox. The cou-
pie will go to Lyons, New York for
their honeymoon. e. = Z
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
HELP WANTED.

LAD1Es-s12.5o weekly making
plain neckwear home, experience
unnecessary. Mail dime for pattern
instructions. Regal, 542z, west
145th street, New York.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

FOR SALE-Farties leaving city will
sell their six-room house and lot, IN
frst-class condition, newly painted
Northwestern section. Price S1,oOO
Act quickly.
Box No. 395. 2-lwk.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
G., ED CLAIMING.

Graduate registered Veterinarian.
Office: Duncan Stables. Home Phone
3e. Bell 81. Charges reasonable
Calls answered day or night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
Alexandria, Va, Dec. A, 1912.

Alexandria, Va, Dec. a, 1912.
To the Holders of the Charlottesville
and Rapidan Railroad Bonds:
The following bonds, drawn for re-
demption by lot, in accordance with
the terms of the mortgage, will be
paid at the office of the Philadelphia
Trust, Safe Deposit and Insurance
Company, at Philadelphia, Pa, with &C
tcrest on said bonds will cease Janu-
crued interest, on January 1, 1913. In
airy /. 1913.
Nos. Al, 81, 1872, 157, 166, 1872,
1877. 200, 222, 229, 231, 239, 246,
for $1,000 each >. :. :. :. ..S13,Or
Nos. Esp, 256, 2S2, 300, 80, 1926,
331, 1872, 354, 355, $50, 35s 377,
47s, 4S9. $50, 531, 535, SAP, 5s2,
5s5, col, 7O4, 10, ia, 719, 725,
BIS, 3e5, 4O5, 412, Ais, 437,, 443,
for $500 each :. :. :. :. ..S17 600
Nos. 745. 75S, 761, 1853, 7S1, 1856,
7s1, s03, sos, s22, and s26, for
500 each :. Isl, LOG
Total ..s31, 1OC
EDW. DAINGERFIELD,
JULIAN T. BURKE,
SAFE DEPOSIT & TRUST co.
of Baltimore, Trustees.
NJ " & S until Jany /.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

Bridgeprt, Conn.-Helen ]. Kmball:
10 was slightly hurt by an automo-
bile: While the owner was taking
her to the hospital in his machine,
he collided with another auto. The
girl was killed 81. 49,. ; $50 -.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

In the Clerks Office of the Corpora,
ton Court Of the City OF AleXahar'a
on the Sth day of November, l9ls.
Cecilia tSpeaks) Dade. :, c,,,o.ry
VS.. III NtidheS' -
Casey Dade
The object of this suit IS to OBTAIN
an absolute divorce from tEe pohas OF
Tratrirrony for the compialnaht from
the defendant on the ground OF ccSer-
ton and abandonment Tor more IMAM
? wears; that the complainant resume
. oy T Inaidnn name of Speaks, and for all
further and general relief as to equity
''I II anpearing by the affidavit filed In
,hie roIIse that the defendant, Casey
Sn1o Is n NONRESIDENT of this State:
ft;s Ordered. That said defendant APP
~ -: - bcre Within fifteen days after due
pp,,hIication of this order. and DO what
S necessary TO protect his interests in
tpis sIIit, and that copy OF TINS order
10 forthwith inserted in theAiexan-
Jr;o Gazette, a newspaper published In
tbr city OF Alexandria, once, week for
four successive weeks. and posted at
the front door of the Court House OF
this city.
A Copy-Teste:
Robinson Monc,Ire 2. ..
NEWELL S. GREENAWAf. Clerk
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

LOST-Gold Bracelet with deers
head and inscription inside Nee
Timeo Nee Sperno." Liberal reward
if returned to Gazette office. st
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

Window shades made to order. Get
our prices. Fine paper hanging and
interior decorating. Send postal and
will call and give estimates.
See our sc Wall Paper.
II. E. WEBB, 921 King Street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

FOR SALE-Two seven room brick
houses, newly painted. No. l3l
and 1873 South Fairfax Street,
Apply to 222 North Royal Street.
Dec.4.5t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
SUITS $4,000 up, strictly all wool;
fit guaranteed. Geo. W. A. Schrei-
ner, The Tailor, 131 s. Fairfax
street. 2O3e

THE OLD RELIABLE repairing and
cleaning establishment clean gloves
and cloaks equal to new. Repair
ing and dyeing specially. Drop me
postal to call for the work. S.
Flaxman, 127 S. Fairfax. 10 PCT
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

New York.-Aroused by sounds in
the basen,ent Coroner Israel Fem
berg discovered man who rad broken
into the house. The intruder unfolded
a plan to make millions. He was sent
to an insane asylum.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
WANTED.

" AN Ed.
7 ANTED-Salesmen to sell our guar
teed Oils and Paints. Experience I'M
necessary. Extremely profitable
offer to right party. The Glen Re-
fnings Company, Cleveland, O. Dec
g., 1t. #
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
WASHINGTON LET FER
!. Senator Swanson today introduced

Senator Swanson today introduced
a ) resolution in the Senate appoint
ing the following members of the
Senate as. a committee to attend the
unwilling of the memorial which has
been erecte dat St. Louis to Thomas
Jefferson, which ceremony is to take
place on the goth Of April next.
Senator Bacon, Of Georgia, Ssna-
tor Gallinger, of New Hampshire.
Senator Root, of Ne wYork, Sena-
tor Martin, of Virginia, Senator Cum
Minis of Iowa, Senator Nelson OF Min
nesota, and Senators Reed and Stone,
of Missouri
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

FOR RENT-Desirable corner house
With all modern convenicnces. Cor
ner Cameron and st. Asaph streets.
Amply 1751 Church street, Washing
ton, D. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

New York-"I wanted to die, but
the water was too cold" said Lillian
O'Neili, &c, after being rescued from
the Harlem river.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

FOR. SALE-An unlimited school
arship in one Of the largest business
colleges in Washington, good fog
complete course in bookkeeping
stenography, typewriting, etc.
Price $500. Regular price $4,000
Address Business" care Gazette
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Two foot Showcases
and Counters, cherry finish.
H. ". WILDT & SON.
1o6 North Royal ST., City. 3-3t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT.-Two large light Office
rooms, water and toilet. n. L. cor.
Fairfax and Prince. Would also Go
for small business. Inquire l2S
s. Fairfax street, Alexandria, Va.
26 2wks.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

The memorial to Thomas Jefferson
has been erected by the Louisiana
Purchase Exposition Cmopany upon
the site of the Worlds Fair in the
Cit yof St. Louis at a cost of s45O,oOO.
It is to commemorate the acquisition
Of the United States Of the Louisiana
territory.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

Reading, Pa.-Alvin Hornberger al
legged conspirator and counterfeiter
was captured by detectives whose only
clue was the impression left by Horn
Serger's teeth,in piece of limburgel
cheese. ~ 49, %EE Pc -
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

FOR RENT.-House at 407 N. West
Street, 6 rooms and bath. VIM. IL.
Peck, either phone, 1872. 20 ct.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

FOR. SALE-426 South Fairfax
Street, seven room frame good
condition, connected with sewer.
Lot 23x1O0. Stands owner more
than price asked. To quick pur-
chaser, $1,100.00.
E. ]. Fleming,
Sales. rents. loans, insurance.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

FOR SALE-Handsome closed car
riage with plate glass front ana
sideJ-solid rubber tires-pole and
shafts. Can be used either single
or double. Inquire Gibson's Drug
Store, S24 King street. 4 pt
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

Inside history of the operations OF
"the street" formed the evidence de-
veloped today before the House Money
Trust investigating committee. Every
effort was made to expedite the exam
nations of f1nanciers in order that
adjournment could be taken until Mon
day. The investigation will halt tenn
porarily next week when Congress ad-
iourns for the holiday recess, but will
be resumed early in January.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

That the evidence for the prosecu-
ton in the impeachment trial Of Judge
Archibald before the Senate will all
be presented this week, and that the
so witnesses for the defense can be
heard in less than two weeks, was the
outlook when the House managers re-
sured their case today. AS the Sen
ate will take two weeks recess 70,
the holidays, the close of the trial i;
now expected about January II.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12

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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-12-12
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Oct. % lot.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08
NOTICE TO PATRONS

BY order of the City Council Of
Price City, Utah. all patrons OF the
electric light department are here
by notified that on and after Sep
TENDER 1, 1919, the schedule OF
rates for lighting and power will
be as follows: Flat rate, so cents
per lamp per month: meter rate.
10 cents per kilowatt hour.
l.. A. LAUDER,
City Recorder.
Price, Utah, August 6. 1912.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

We offer one hundred dollars reward for
any case OF oatarrh that cannot be- cured BY
Halls CatarTh Cure,
y. }, CHEsEY a %. Props, Toledo, q.
We, TIE undersigned, have known v. j. Che
ney Tor the last u years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In all business transao-
tons and financially able 10 carry out any OBJ
legations made BY their firm.
West TruaN, Who ssale Druggists, Toledo,
o.; WaldinR. KinEan A Marvin. Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, %.
Halls CataTrh Cure Is taken internally act
ing directly upon the blood and muouOus sur
faces OF the system, Price 80 per bottle. Sold
by all druggists, Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pulls are the best. 20
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08
HOW THE TROUBLE STARTS.

Constipation IL the cause OF
many ailments and disorders that
make life miserable. Take Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
keep your bowels regular and you
will avoid these diseases. For sale
by all dealers.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

Examinations for prospective
fehool teachers will be given those
who are not already teachers. IN all
the counties OF the state August
! 9Th. 10th and nth.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08
You
build Be
DSperOuS=
| This

N ever attained a compe-
\ spending all they earned.
|>osperity begins the minute
y a savings account. Even
|allest savings have often
} means Of grasping oppor-
That lead TO wealth.
DOLLAR-If you can't spare
pens an account at this
lou get 4 per cent interest.
b add a small amount 10
count each week OF month
D very short time you will
good substantial bank ac-
your footsteps to this bank,
day-for your own sake.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

DIR. II. p. Amo. the dentist. has
opened modern and sanitary offices
over the Golden Rule store. Mod
ern equipment. All instruments
steriliEed.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

1.-Two mules. one blue,
about 1000 lbs. branded
One mouse colored
n mule, weight abont $50
landed thus < A liberal
will be paid o for their
10 II. Revoir, Price. Utah.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

Baby carriages retired at Good
mans repair shop.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

u RESERVATION STAGE
u, Duehosne and all reserva-
points. Leaves Cotton Tues
Thursdays and Saturdays.
ID Ducheane Mondays. We'd
" and Fridays. New four
h stages. daylight trips. meals
1hlf way house. First-claAs
nmodationa.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

EALE-A soda fountain that
4 5ls0O.O0. In first-class con-
I41 Has only been In use for
I mar. VIII sell for $4,000.
- cash and part on terms.
i ID this office.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

TraL BROOK wHIsKY-oua-
laid Rye-the two best ever
Nd In Price only by J. d. For
|ltr nj the 20. r." Ask for
- popular brands.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

>oHiNG-Price Cleaning and
kloring Co. will mako that suit
osercoat look like new.
Mes work a speciality. oppo-
> postoffioo.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

Never mind where-distanee or d.
rection does not matter II you have
a telephone. Call our number, tell
us YOUR wants. and We will send you
the goods right away. We have a
service that always satisfies you,
saves you time. trouble, and worry,
and COTS you nothing extra. Isn't
Il wor,h utilizingY
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

The Mutuals OF Price ward Sun
day school pienieed at the ranch OF
George Bench above town Tuesday
afternoon. The crowd went up on
a dray and after eating supper re-
turned about seven o'clock.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

Little Misses Fern and Fawn
Pace. daughters OF Mr.. and Mrs.
James y. Pace entertained a num-
Der OF their little friends at a party
yesterday afternoon. The occasion
being their sixth birthday.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

: \. RonERTs, Proprietor;
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

The case In the district cour
against young Thompson. charge,
with cattle stealing was heard las
week. resulting In an acquittAi fo
Thompson. Glen Olsen. an accom-
plice. who plead guilty some tim,
ago and was sentenced to one yea
In the penitenuary. was taken Z,
Salt Lake City yesterday where h,
viii serve his time. The case o.
Gunderson W.. Martello Is occupy
ing the attention OF the court 20
day as The Advocate goes 20 press
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1912-08-08

Work commenced last week on
the new Franks building Just east
of the Garden store on Main street.
Il Is rumored that the same will be
occupied by grocery store and
meat market when completed.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25
"Shorty" Was An Angel

upon a scheme to ring In" their best
hitter out Of turn. A wordy argument
ensued.
Shorty" without the slightest hest.
tation. entered the confab In an effort
to straighten matters. Did he manage
to right the difnculty? Certain II 10
that by the time the feld was cleared
he was at the plate. coat OF. sleeves
rolled up. borrowed cap on his head.
bat In hand, awaiting the pitchers Of.
fering. A fast out-curve was deliv.
cred and Shorty" swung heavily.
A few blocks away q little boy
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25
Abdul Hands Days

Abdul Hsmid. otherwise acclaimed a. "Aodu! tne
Damned" is now sixtynine years o'o. IN nls % HSu'
Ain L viii. vhere he IL closely kept out OF sight.
II II said that he occupies himself with working at
the carpenters bench and arranging elaborate am
ners with his chief cook. The Young Turks have
not sought to take away reasonable amount OF
what the old man considers necessary to his COM
fort and amusement provided he will not plot to re-
turn to power in which case they will cut on his
subsidy. "Since his dethronement," says Le Cri
de Paris, "he has added 20 Circassian girls to his
household and to these. quite recently four more.
and the Ottoman treasury pays the expense Of these
acquisitions"
It IL said that the old sultan AZ thoroughly de-
tests his jailer Rassi Bey as did the great Napo'
leon his Taller, Hudson Lave. at st. Helena, and
has not addressed ten words to Rassi since his
tivity began
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25

into bonnet one piece having first been black
ened with charcoal Then all those present are
blindfolded and each draws . piece OF the cake
from the bonnet. It falls to the lot Of the lad who
draws the blackened piece to leap three times
through the flames Of the bonfire. although &C.
cording to tradition the man who In ancient times
was unfortunate enough to draw the blackened
piece was supposed to give himself literal sac.
rtdce to the flames In the hope that the god Baal
might be induced to grant a prosperous and pro-
ductive year. To this same origin II traced the
between hres. lighted at short distances. or OF
having fathers Jump or run through the flames
with their children IN their arms.
The ancient Romans. unlike the Druids. made
May Day q festival Of flowers instead Of an oc.
casion for sacrifices, and consequently It 10 rea-
sonable to suppose that most of our present-day
ideas as to the May holiday in this country may
be traced back to the Romans. Indeed. the
images Of Flora that graced the Roman festivals
had their prototypes in the May-dolls which were
until few years ago universally popular in Eng.
land and which, In some sections of the country.
are yet paraded ON this eventful holiday. Some
people are inclined to believe that these Maydolls
In turn. suggested the Queen Of the May. who was
Day festivity and who yet presides over every
such merry.makng that attempts to fully live up
to tradition.
The crowning Of the Queen Of the May land her
possible consort. the Kng) and the dance around
o May.pole are easily the most picturesque Of the
May-Day customs which have come down to the
present generation and been more or less gener.
ally accepted by them. The regulation May.pole
should be Of birch and adorned with flowers and
ribbons. The latter-day custom has been to set
mp the pole for the occasion on May Day eve. but
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25

thousands to work, under compulsion
Of the knout." to build dikes and re-
claim the land. Everyone, mobiles and
peasants alike. hated the place. all
save Peter the Great, who called the
city his Paradise" and forbade the
use of stone In building elsewhere In
Russia, ordering all the stone acces-
sible to be brought to st. Petersburg.
Any peasant who wished to enter tho
city could do 30 by fetching a cart
load Of stone. This was his passport.
Indeed, people did not have to beg to
enter st. Petersburg. They were
forced by the cars command to
abandon other places and come to
dwell in his pet" city. The conse-
quence was a crowded quarter where
the poor herded together like so many
rats. living in squalor and misery.
Even to this day, the Russian metrop-
oils Ia the most unhealthy capital OF
Europe.
But. in spite of all the drawbacks.
st. Petersburg Is beautiful and ma
jestic city. The Winter Palace 10
splendid, as are also entire streets Of
beautiful buildings. It might be called
a city OF space. for the streets are
very wide, and nowhere-save In the
slums-does one find crowding. Ev'
erything seems on a gigantic scale
cathedrals. public and educational
buildings. art galleries. etc. Beauti-
ful statuary IL seen in the public
squares. the statue Of Peter the Great
being magnificent monument to the
glory Of the ruler who built the city
in the face OF natures and mans op'
position.
Nevsky Prospect is the fashionable
street Of st. Petersburg. II 10 only
three miles in length. but It is a. cele'
brated q highway a. Regent street.
London, or Fifth avenue. New York.
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25
CITY WAS BUILT ON A SWAMP
ST. Petersburg Of Russia, Most eeautl-
tifui Metropolis Of Nation, Founded
BY Peter the Great.

st. Petersburg, Russia.--St. Peters
burg. the beautiful and majestic me-
tropolis Of Russia, founded by Peter
the Great, is constructed on a verita-j
bic swamp. 1t is said that moisture
underlying the city can be seen some
times oozing up between the paving
blocks on the Nevsky Prospect, a busy
thoroughfare. The city Ia not only
built over water. which often threat.
ems to inundate It. but II IL visited by
rain and snow Mt least two hundred
days Of tho year. The city is prac.
tically surrounded by water, for
swamps abound on two sides, the sea
and tho river on the other.
At the beginning Of tho building OF
st. Petersburg Peter the Great set
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25

New York market. but nowhere have
I found pure heather honey. Glover
honey abounds. and buckwheat honey
and the common mixed honey. but
heather honey, which 10 best of all.
seems . luxury that New York cpl.
cures have not yet learned to appre.
ciate."
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25
eatsman's Good Right Arm RssponsI.
bio for Credit Given to Heav.
emily Agency.

Shorty" Griffin. third baseman OF
the old Jersey City baseball club
five feet two. but gifted with intellect
and with such an arm!-was return
ing from the grounds ono day when
he ran into an amateur game. Shorty
could never pass one Of these con-
tests. The score was tied In the
ninth. The team at bat was eager to
win at oil hasards, 20 hey agreed
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25
New Honey.

On general principles the provident
Scotsman objected to paying import
duties. yet he expressed his willing
ness to pay whatever the government
demanded for a Jar Of heather honey.
says the New York Sun.
THAT is about the only good thins
In the eating line that the New York
palate has never learned to crave"
he said. II have inquired In many Q
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25

heard something drop with . resound.
ing crack q foot away. Picking up
the ball. he ran homo and cried:
"Oh. mother! See-see the baseball
an angel threw to mel"
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25
Call to Duty

II try to do my duty" said the exceedingly sincere
person. land do not hesitate to remind others OF
their duty"
"0o ahead" replied the easy-going citizen. you
may prove to be very useful member Of society
But when you get through you'll have about a.
clock"
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25
Il Often Happens.

II guess ! got little too gay" ad.
mitted the landlord. II wouldn't paint
q doorstep for the old tenant"
And he moved3"
He moved: and now I've got TO
paint the entire house before ] can get
Q new tenant"
The Red Cloud chief., 1912-04-25

vhich have been introduced by persons wno 'ove w
the bizarre May Day has become iavos"o M o.,. ~.
p,.v. n which tho always popular clowns play .
most prominent part