Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-06-15

Ar HER FEET.

AT HER FEET.
u was beautiful act-o-reaa
Who wrote 90 distant friend.
with only a minute. as you might
guess.
In writing a note TO spend.
She took tho city directory
A. a perch for her little shoes.
And wrote ~ her scrambled Chi
geography
Her budget Of brea,hlcss news.
rim making HIT she told her
friend.
~ hit that cannot be beat.
The run OF the show win never emil
The whole town IL at my feet
Wilbur u. Nosbit In Judges
Library
o.
THE COLONEL is stiu boiling over
and IL likely 20 continue 30 do SO.
o.
THE PRESENT june is a month
of weddings conventions and Ices
bills.
SENATOR KERN is said 10 have
been blackballcd BY the whllewashers'
unlon.
o.
THE COST Of nylng continues to
rise---hut we sim seem abla 10 afford
the June bride.
o.
THERE rs NO doubt that the
kaiser really rules Germany He
bays hts wlfes hats.
o.
HAII4sTONEs as big as hlghhulls
are said to have fallen recently ~
Kentucky
o.
THOSE WHO live hy Tie steam
roller. says the Chicago News. may
one day perish by the ballot
%
THE ATTACK Of cold feet suffered
by tho steam roller crowd or Thurs
day passed of by Friday
o.
LAUGH and the world laughs with
you n Il knows your are mol iaugll-
ing a. H. Then it's likely To get sore.
%
THE CAPPED and gowned pro-
cession has now passed and there
ought really 90 be few world prob.
lems left FOR solution.
o.
JACK JOHNSON Says ho is going
10 take home tho bacon. Il Us need 2
less to state that bacon is worth real
coin nowadays.
o.
JUST WHAT Is the distant cOnnec-
ton. anyway, Of the common gcezer
with the selection OF a president %
these L. So
%
THE TAFTERs seem 10 think
tina; one Of The thlngs 10 do with our
eN presidents h 10 keep them "a.
presidents
.
THE @. o. p. In proverbiaI for IT,
faculty Of getting together ~ the hgi
minute II u gets hRrmonized this
year the Democrats need never hope
again,
D.
VIE MIGHT serve n better purpose.
Mr.. Catron. 10y slcklng those carniv-
orpus animals upon both the NADER
istaa and the Df02cafs ana putting
an end 60 "A boresoinc situation
D.
sCALDISG water With perhaps a
little I've Ia u Is tho only kind OF "a
six-doilar bath that would DO some OF
the senators any good either from
, the standpoint of sanitation OF health
q
SENATOR PEPPER Is writing o.
/ history of popuilsm and the Toledo
Blade says that az least ono chapter
will be- entirely devoted TO the sub.
iect OF whiskcrs.
o
4 GENTLEMAN named Goat D.
runniug for office down IN South Gar
oiina aud Il would really seem that
any feeble comment We might make
would be- superfluous.
O.
THE WORST blow comes from the
Philadelphia paper which says that
Roosevelt resembles Lincoln not 10
much as hc does r. n BarBum This
is Inaccurate, anyhow. Bnrnum had
his hat Ia three rings.
e.
"MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG. 90
coming from the capaciuuH throat %
ilili Taft on top ~ the big steam roll
or, IN the popular dltty nov IN that
dear old Chicago town.
o.
! Mr. sANDERsON of the White Star
line says Il b. ridiculous to ask that
a liner should carry enough ilfoboats
40 so round. We believe that a straw
vote taken from amang present and
prospective steamer tourists would
hardly hear out Mr.. sanderson's as
Hcrlion
o.
THEODORE Roosevelt viii have
the deep sympathy of a large circlo
~ FRIENDS az, IN deadly violence 20
his own feelings aud in sharp contra
yenlion Of his own personal desires,
he yields 10 the demand OF the people
and goes 90 Chicago mot as a. cundi-
date.
Itching torturine skin oruptiuns