Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-03-28

Win us DTlg0C. sweet smile
me doll lay neglected on a chair near
by and Billy wanted her to forget Il
ell NE bout Piljerk Peter"
PlIleTk Peter?" there was an inter
rogation in her voice.
fasm. Amt you never hear tell
bout Piljerk Peter? He had fifteen
chIHens an one time the las one Of
en- an his ole oman was down with
the fever an he amt got but one
pill an they so sick they mos bout
TO die an amt nobody in the feP fer
TO PICK the cotton an he cant git no
doctor an he amt got but Jest that
one Pill; Sc he tie that pill to a string
an let the bigges' chile swaller it an
draw It back up an let the mex chile
sWaller it an jerk 1t back up an let
the mex chile swaller it an jerk it
back up an let the mex"
I don't believe in telling tales to
children" interrupted his aunt, Il will
tell you biographical and historical
stories and stories from the Bible.
Now listen, while read to you
An the mex chile swaIIer it an he
jerk 1t back up" continued Billy Sc
renely, an the mex chile swaller it
an he jerk 1t back up tell finely ev'y
single one of 'em, plumb down to the
baby, swaller that pill an the las one
OF EN- got well an that one pill it done
the work. Then he tuck the pill and
give it to his ole oman an she swaller
1t an he jerk it back up but didn't
noth1n' t all come up but jest the
string an his ole oman she died
cause all the strenk done gone
outer that pill"
Miss Minerva opened a book called
Gems for the Household" which she
had purchased from a silver-tongued
book-agent. She selected an article
the subject of which was The Pure
in Heart. -
Billy listened with a seemingly at
tentive ear TO the choice flow of
words, but in reality his little brain
was busy with its own thoughts. The
article closed with the suggestion that
If one were innocent and pure he
would have a dreamless sleep:
Ii you have a conscience clear,
And Gods commands you keep;
II your heart is good and pure,
You will have a perfect Sleep"
BilIy's aunt concluded. Wishing TO
know if he had understood what she
had just read she askeI:
What people sleep the soundest?"
''Niggers, was his prompt reply, as
he thought of the long summer days
and the colored folk on the plantation.
She was disappointed, but not dis
couraged.
Now, William" she admonished,
I'm going to read you another piece,
when I get through. Pay strict atten-
ton"
"Yas'm," he readily agreed.
She chose an article describing the
keen sense of smell in animals. Miss
Minerva was not an entertaining
reader and the words were long and
fairly incomprehensible to the little
boy sitting patiently at her side.
Again his thoughts wandered, though
every now and then he caught a word
or two.
What animals have the keenest
sense of smell, William" was her
query at the conclusion of her read
ing.
Billy goats" was BiIly's answer
without the slightest hesitation.
You have goats on the BRAIN" she
said in anger. 81 did not read one
word about billy goats"
Well, if faint billy goat, he
replied, q do know what It's thout
it's a skunk
q bought you a little primer this
morning" she remarked after short
silence, land I want you to say a les
son every day"
q already knows lot" he boosted.
tTabernicle, he an Mercantile both
been to school an they learnt me an
crooked S, an broken back K, an
curly tail @, an roun' o, an | can
spell cat cat, an dog dog an A
stands fer apple"
That night he concluded his ever
lengthy prayer at his kinswoman's
knee with:
20 Lord, please make for Aunt
Minerva a little baby, make her two
of EN-. o Lord, II you got 'em to
spare please make her three little ba-
bies an let 'em all be girls SOS she
can learn 'em how to churn an sew.
An bless Aunt Minerva and Major
Minerva, f'r ever md ever. Amen"
AS he rose from his knees he
asked: Aunt Minerva, do God work
on Sunday?"
Moo" answered his relative, hes
itatingly.
We'll, it look like He'd jest halter
work on Sunday, He's SO busy jest
a-makin' babies. He makes all the
niggers an heathens an Injuns an
white chilIens; I reckon He gifts some
body to help him. Don't you, Aunt
Minerva?"