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The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-02
HERE IS SOMETHING

UII UF IffF -DFtDINAK1
 5000 cash and $50 per month. which in- clubs all interest, taxes and insur- ance, enables you to purchase and live in the most novel and modern property in Birmingham. After mak. ing 20 payments you will have free rent in addition to 10 per cent net income on your investment. This property located in best part of Nor wood consists of two complete six room aprtments, each with separate entrance. porches, baths, etc. and also a double servant house on rear of lot. This proposition cannot be appreciated without investigation. For appoint ment phone Bell 276S. 3-1-3t FOR SAI.E-Four milch cows at a bar gain. Call Main 23353. Peoples 50I9.
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WATERFALLS HELP

{NANTED-Me to prepare for positions Anow waiting at top wages. Learn the ' barber trade. 6Few weeks qualities. No I dull seasons. no strikes. Cash every Sat
 urday night An army of graduates de-
 pending upon us for help. Apply by
 mail Moler Barber College, Atlanta. Ca
 l-.- 2=o-Gt
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desirable tenant, mod
 ern North or South Highland home i Tvler. Lester and Fain Realty Co.,, 2l0l Third avenue. Bell "A, Peoples 2So6.
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ONE CENT A WORD

RATES-One cent a word h day; no ad. taken for less than 25c for first inser-
 ton. Cash must accompany order.
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WANTED TO PURCHASE cxxrxaIIJ AND TIMRER.

MANTED-$I50 loan on 45 large suburban lots at station and being improved; will I pay per cent interest and 10 per cent premium; can make the security great CT if necessary or cut the loan down if desired Box S4o.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-02
ONE CENT A WORD

RATES-One cent a word n dayJ no ad
 tnkcn for less than 25c for first inser- ffon. Cash must accompany order.
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LEGAL NOTICES
Notice

Sealed bids received by l.. Y. Powers. chairman building committee, up to o'clock D. m. March 9, for erecting two story brick school building at Guin, Ala. All bids subject to rejection. $500 certified check required with each bid. Specifications here and with Frank architect Montgomery, Ala.
 2-2S-29; 3-1-2-3-10-6t
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Call j. H. Huling for French dry clean ing and pressing; also suits made to or der. 2012 4th ave Peoples phone TAI.
 2-l7-5t-sat-su-we-s -sa t-su
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FOR SALE Practically new room mod .ern cottage, Norwood, sss5o; terms. Also lot 5ox19o Norwood, facing east, 5000;
 best lot in this location for price. Tyler,
 Lester and Fain Realty O., 2lo7 Third
 avenue. Bell 24, Peoples 2So6. 3-2-2t
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE.
 Elegant room house furniture for only S400 If taken at once, or partly if de- sired. Phone Bell 6677 Main 2-29-4 1t cottage, a good investment; ; pretty home, fine section; easy terms. Attorney Carl D. Coker. 431 First Ma tional. Bell 6155. 2-29-3t
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WANTED-SITUATIONS

POSITION as private secretary or stem ographer; 10 years experience gen. eral office work at present employed; ; satisfactory references furnished. Ad- dress Lock Box 14s, Corinth. Miss.
 2-25-7t WANTED-Positlon by registered phar- macist, age 29, married, 12 years ex- perience. can furnish references from every firm I have ever worked for. Write Calumet, Pansey. Ala. 2-2s-4t EXPERIENCED shoe salesman from IT. linois wishes to locate in state of Ala bama: can be engaged by early core spondence; will furnish best references. Address G-4, care Age-Herald. 3-1-2t WANTED-Job as meat cutter in mar ket. Address 1912 9th ave, N.
 s-1-2t WANTI1D--A position by an expert enced lady stenographer; have type writer and can take extra work at home. Call Bell phone. West End. 33-L. 3-1-2t WANTED-Position as salesman; ex- perienced in real estate. C-41, care Age-Herald. 3-1-2t WANTED-Position as stenographer by young lady with five years experi- enee: best of references furnished. Address B-41, care Age-Herald.
 3-1-2t YOUNG lady stenographer wants posi- tion; experienced in real estate; willing 10 start with a small salary, where there is chance for promotion. 2204 3d ave- hue. 3-2-3t SITUATION wanted; am expert designer, filter and cutter on ladies suits; special st on special measurements in store or factory. N. Goldberg, 1f15 5th avenue. WANTED-Position at once by book keeper and general office man with several years experience: also good on typewriter; can give good refer ences and bond if required. I need work at once and will consider any thing. Call Main 21S9-J Bell or ad- dress 2122 4th avenue w l.. James
 S-22t-sa- m O
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WANTED-HELP
IOST-STRAYED-STOLEN
MEANING AND DYEING

CALL fowles & Everett for dry cleaning
 and dyeing. Bell 29s6. 1854; Peoples 1645. 25s 2-14-30t
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FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-M Modern 10 room residence, South Highlands: every convenience; first class in every respect, $500: terms. s5O0 cash. balance easy Also 150 acres or less beautiful sub,lr- ban property close to station for few days at S15 acre cash or would cN- change both for satisfactory residence of not less than II rooms and pay sloOo to s5000 difference. See B. r. Eborn, 5e9 Empire Bldg. Bell 5G22
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TALL WITH ALAN JEMISON.
 Ground floor. Steiner Bldg s-S-tf

A GOOD STEADY JOB
 And $4O per month enables you to pur- chase the best built most complete and attractive six room bungalow in Norwood Built In buffet, linen closets, china closet, etc., beamed ceil- ings oak floors. Large sleeping porch, large basement, furnace heat Bring reliable mechanic and ex- anime this place. Phone Bell 276S.
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WAN'iED-FEMALE HELP

LADIES' reliable home work; steady or
 evening, stamping transfers, sl dozen
 upward guaranteed; call immediate ] ly for demonstration; lady attendant. Room 20, Watts Building, 3d avenue and goth street. z-z5-U WANTED-A housekeeper. Apply at no
 North 18th street. 2-2S-5t NANTED-Competent nurse for two small children; references required. Call
 Bell phone Main 3965 S-Z-St
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WE negotiate loans and sell real estate; can handle desirable farm loans. Ma lone-McConnell Co.,. 2l9 2lst strest.
 7-l7-tf
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PLUMBING
ROOMS-WANTED-6OARD

NANTED--Furnished room with bath near Five Points. Highland F. o. Box 65.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-02

TO LEND-$25,O0O on improved property
 in Greater Birmingham, in amounts $500 to $25O0. Minge Mortgage & Realty Co.,.
 2l13 1st avenue 2-11-tf
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

then kick myself all the way home
again" His story OF the pictures
is too long for this issue. but It's
rich. Mr. Mckinney says the mana.
ger informed him the fight pictures
would be shown In La Junta some
day next week.
Il il reported that a Kansas post
master was arrested one day this
week for embezzling $500. Isn't
that awful. Mabel! Only just recent
ly 4 whole bunch OF postmasters from
down south deliberately stole a ma.
tional convention In Chicago, and not
q thing happened to them. Probably
something will happen, later on. how
ever
Scott Stafford, who came to La
Junta last Sunday evening. accom-
panying the remains OF his wife.
returned to his home In Sparks,
New, yesterday. Mr.. Stafford Is a
former old-timer OF this city. and
found 1t rather difficult to break
away from old-time cronies. He is
holding down good job at Sparks.
New, where he has been located for
four years. being In the employ OF
the Southern Pacific as foreman OF
a labor gang, and says he is doing
pretty well for an old man.
-
Mr.. and Mrs. II. l.. Lebrecht, OF
Kansas City. Mo-, arrived in Las
Animas yesterday. where they will
be the guests OF the latter's sister,
Mrs. c. w. Simons. over Sunday.
On Monday next. accompanied by c.
b. Baldridge. in his auto, and Mr.
and Mrs. c. w. Simons. they Will
leave over the Santa Fe trail and
the Rainbow route for Eaton. Colo,
at which point they will be joined
by brother OF Mr.. Baldridge, and
his auto, and from there the par
" will leave in three machines for
Estes Park for an extended outing
and Joy rides innumerable.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

cratic party did not want Wilson any
iho'e 'hSh the same breed Of politi.
Clans In the republican party wanted
Roosevelt There is no hope for real
progressiveness In either of the old
parties. Rather than let the nomina.
ton go to Roosevelt the bosses In
the republican party chose to steal
the nomination. and the bo.ses in
the democratic party did not nomin.
ate Wilson because they wanted him.
but through fear Of Roosevelt and
third party. II was simply that and
nothing more.
At the present time the outlook
for crop Of democratic candidates
10 going to be almost as prolific n
the prospective sugar beet crop. A
gentleman Of the simon pure breed OF
Jeffersonian simplicity who Is known
to fame under the patronimic of Am.
mons.h has announced himself A. a can.
didate for governor to succeed Hon.
est John. In his announcement he
says. Under the last four years OF
democratic administration. the pro-
gressive laws demanded by the peo.
pie have either been enacted or are
being submitted to the people for
their vote OF approval next fall"
What progressive laws does the gen.
ueman refer to- The democratic
legislature went through two regular
sessions and one extra without pass.
ing single progressive law-at leas,
none OF the seven paramounts, and
they could not get together long
enough to elect only one United
States senator. Now that we have
two United States senator's to elect
we surely don't want TO pass the job
up TO another democratic bunch OF
legislators. We want live ones on
guard In senatorial circles In Wash
ington after March 4th next year.
George r. Howe, one OF Colorado's
Famous deputy factory inspectors. wgf
a La Junta visitor last Monday and
made an official inspection of the
great family Journals print factory.
He inspected the office back yard
and pronounced It the cleanest within
the business limits Of the city. also
the sink, office towel and ink keg.
upon which he placed his official o.
X. He left orders. however. to have
a guard rail placed on the fifteen
inch fly wheel OF the cylinder press
as there was danger OF the dam dog
getting his tail caught in IL and
being minus caudal appendage. He
also ordered the set screws on the
line shaft, countersunk. fearing that
some Of the intelligent compositors
might get their socks caught on
them. while engaged in the pastime
OF trying to skin the cat on this
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

horizontal bar In order TO guard
the precious life OF the linotype op'
orator, he also ordered a fence built
around the metal pot 80 there would
be no danger Of the operator falling
In to II and getting foretaste OF
the fate that awaits him after he
leaves this vale Of tears. The genial
factory inspector was minus one leg.
evidently having had IL pulled or
extracted 1t some previous period in
his career. Later on. probably In
An attempt to get even with the
world. the flesh and the devil, we
expect him to try to pull our leg BY
sending Us 4 bill for SO for his five
minute inspection of our factory.
We have had democratic state Off
cials try to work this graft on US
before. but thus far without any sue
cess that Is apparent to the naked
eye.
Bill Goblin. who seen his duty and
done II. while representing Rocky
Ford In the legislature several years
ago. was a county seat visitor one
day this week Bill remarked philo-
sopessimistically that he was not
taking any part In politics this year.
probably for the reason that politi-
cal conditions do not look very prom
Using In Otero county this year
from his standpat point of view.
He passed up the spring convention,
probably for the reason that the
standpatters got showed under In his
precinct, and says he won't make
assembly doings next week at Fow.
Ter. Don't worry. BIZ. you will have
lots OF company. II looks as though
there wasn't going to be a corporal's
guard at the primaries and the assem-
bly, doings. What's the use?
Ray Crowell wrote a letter TO one
Of the hired hands of his Pastime
Barber Shop. All OF the writing was
on the outside OF the envelope.
which enclosed a mammoth Jersey
mosquito. about an inch long from
stem to stern. Ray probably thought
that II was not necessary to make
any remarks to the effect that he
~as having the time of his life.
Ray Is visiting the home folks back
in Adrian. Mich. There's no place
like home.
F. A. Mckinney. the great family
journals fistic expert. writes from
Denver. that he saw the Flynn
Johnson fight pictures at the Pan
tages Theater Wednesday night.
and believe me ! would rather come
to Denver on pass and pay two
bits TO see the pictures than TO
travel to Vegas and pay my way. and
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Why then. did Mr. Bryan cast the
deadly Insult upon Speaker Clark Of
implying that be was susceptible Of
selling out his principles 10 the mon
opoly interests Men not friendly
now or at any other time to Mr
Bryan have said that he did this
10 XIII 20 the leading candidate and
ultimately tn get the nomination him.
self Qulrn sabc7
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Our Senator Simon Is winding mp
his career In the United States sen.
ate just as all the people Of Colora-
do expected he would. He did not
dlsappoint any one by voting to sus.
tain Lorimcr's title to his seat In
that august body Birds OF feather.
you know, requisescat en- pace in the
dlscard-soou.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Our esteemed democratic friends
who are the common enemies Of both
standpat and progressive republicans.
are now asserting that the battle
In republican ranks has degenerated
into a mere contest for office and
that no vital principles are concerned
According to our democratic friends
the only way that progressive repub-
licans can give evidence of the faith
that Is in them is to flock to the
Wilson standard Wilson is an un-
tried and unknown quantity so far
AS national policies are concerned.
and is greatly handicapped by the his.
tory OF his party as well as some Of
his democratic sociates who are not
an unknown quantity. II Is very
difficult matter to teach an old dog
new tricks. and as there are just
as many standpatters In the demo
cratic party as there are in the re-
publican party. why should we jump
out Of the frying pan into the fire.
Wilson, Seems like We have heard
that name before. Oh. yes. 1t was
way back in the early SOS. II vas
Wilson free trade bill under the
Cleveland administration that put
the country on the bum proper. The
bosses and the gang In the demo-
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

4 bunch Of andpatters wer" trying
to Jolly" a Roosevelt man the other
day when he came back thusly
why. your. u fine lot TO be talk
Ing about loyalty TO Taft, when
you can, to save your necks, get out
and give three hearty cheers for him
yourselvcsi" They griuned IN a
sort OF a sickly way and ambled off.
They couldn't give the cheers. They
didn't feel that way about cheers.
In fact. the s'andpatters are not a
very happy or very cheerful lot.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Colonel Roosevelt is planning to
spea In practically every state in
the union this summer and fall. II
is feared the colonol's lack Of digni-
~ will never cease to distress the
gloomy rcactionaries II he makes
five speeches In Colorado that will
BE- enough TO carry the state for
him.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Congressman John \ Martin has
recently purchased 1918 model Cad.
lilac touring car. which will shortly
arrive here from the east Mrs Mar.
tin and daughter, who arrived sever.
al days ago from Washington. are
now taking lessons In operating an
auto Pueblo Leader
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Commercialized baseball al La Jun
Ia has now ''petered out and the
sports OF that city are out o'
pocket 5000 in good, hard cash, with
only half the season gone. II costs
money to maintain paid team
and there are many who yearn for
return OF the good old days when
ueIghborhood games were fought out
In a true sportsmanlike manner and
nobody worried about gate receipts.
-Grauada Times.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20
-.11k Az
ABOUT
E1VZH

croachments Of the outside worid
And hasn't our congressman got
enough craftsmanship in their make
up to provide for just such contin'
gencies and make the tariff elastic!
Has the chance game OF politics ruin
ed the reasoning faculty OF men e1'
c.p, for self?-Pueblo Indicator,
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

II anyone thinks that third par,
ty will tract from the strength Of
President Taft alore he Is very much
mistaen. Colonel Rooseyclt's party
will draw Just as heavily from the
democratic ranks as It will from the
republican says the Steamboat
Springs Pilot. n democratic organ.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Some idea of the power OF an air
brake may be gained from the fol.
lowing facts; II takes powerful
locomotive drawing train Of ten
passenger cars distance Of about
five miles 10 reach a speed Of sixty
miles an hour on a straight and level
track The brakes will stop the
same train from a speed Of sixty
miles per hour IN 700 feet Roughly
It may be- stated. that a train may
be- stopped hy the brakes IN about
three per cent OF the distance that
must b. covered to give II It's speed.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

There are any number OF Colorado
counties which will this year produce
two-th!rds OF their assessed valuation
In farm crops. The whiskered
bug that Colorado is not an asriul-
tural state viii have to be called In
out OF the wet this year.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

My nephew. Amos Austin. fell out
Of tall tree yesterday and m on
his head. knocking him seuselrss. %
remarked the Old Codger "He is
arund today though. and"
All Then his Intelligence has
returned
"Aw. no He was saying this morn.
INK that TAFT Is sure TO be- rc.oloct.
ed
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Just one newspaper In the big city
OF ChicagO-Seuator Lorimer's Inter
Oceans supporting Taft Now that
Mr. Lorimor Is out Of a job In the
United States senate he win have an
opportunity to put In all his time
supporting Taft-and Taft sure needs
n,
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

1T Is all over" says George Ade
In Golfers. In other words, 1t has
Just begun. The Taft men have ev-
erything they want except electoral
votes. Who cares for electoral votes?
They have stopped Teddy"
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

The edict has gone out from the
state republican headquarters that
no one would be allowed TO take part
In the election Of delegates TO the
republican assembly who refuses to
make oath that he will not vote for
Taft electors In November All right
Go TO II Suits MS The Taftitcs
can take II sll-organizatlon. pri.
marics, ass"mblys. candidates-all.
the whole works In fact Who
caresT But What viii it all avail
without yotss7
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Tn" states which supported Taft
~ Chicago east In the last presldcn.
ihl election, 1905. a republican vote
OF 2.sll.3g In the same election
the states which supported Roosevelt
at Chicago, cast a republican vote
OF '.as',al5 After these facts soak
In good. We would like To have some
rafi aih"rent let us know how II is
possible 10 Justify the nomination
Of TAFT In the light Of these figures
Just think of Il The Roosevelt
delegates at Chicago had nearly a
million and a half votes To the good.
over Taft. back Of them.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

The Industrious order OF Ants Is
new organization In the Arkansas
Valley OF Colorado. 1t being an ad-
junct Of the Commercial Association,
The name Is unfortunate. There Is
no insect In the world that splutters
around more and does less than the
common red ant. unless 1t is 10 de-
stroy all the vegetation around their
hills Just watch them rushing
around without any apparent object,
and you will see that they never get
anywhere Garden City Herald
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Senator A. n. Parish. OF Lamar. is
again being favorably mentioned as
a possible nominee for governor on
the republican ticket.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

d. h Anthony. a Taft man. says
II Is silly and harmful for noVspa.
p.rs to talk about the danger of
Roosevelt becoming dictator for life
should he be- elected president. To
say that ther. is danger that Colonel
Roosevelt or any other man can max,
himself dictator for life Of this ropub.
lie Ia to say that government by the
p.opl. IL failure"
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

all right, but like league baseball
teams. and other high.claxs luxuries.
the dear people must have them II
We had expended that $2.100 worth
of league baseball team experience
on ornamental lamp posts for Colora.
do and Santa Fe avenues, however.
we really believe that the resul,au,
advertising would have been of far
more benefit to the town.
-
Is Woodrow Wilson true progres.
sive7 Does he always give evidence
Of the faith that is In him. especial
ly where his personal ambition Is con.
cerned! You probably remember that
Champ Clark was the fAvorite OF the
people for the presidential nomina.
ton in good many states where
presidential primaries were held
Among the people who voted Champ
Clark was the favorite three to one.
II Wilson believes that the people
should rule. and believes that the
expression Of their will through the
primaries should prevail. why did he
not withdraw from the race when
Champ Clark was In the lead In Bal
tImore7 You also probably remember
that Roosevelt gave up delegates in
to Taft. in opposition
TO the expressed individual viii OF the
delegates ,becarse the people had de-
clared for Taft through the primar.
les From this doesn't It appear that
Roosevelt is the only true progres.
sive?
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Just after the Baltimore convention
Bryan estimated Wilson's plurality n,
2.ooo.o 600, but h. has since revised his
estimate by saying that at tina, tim.
he was no, counting ON third par.
~ He says that many republicans
VIII vote for Roooysel, who would no,
b. willing TO vote for democrat OF
any deseripiion-not even Schoolmas.
ter Wilson. There will b. mighty
Few u any republicans who will yo,.
Tor Wilson M long ms they hay. nm
opportunity TO vote for Roosevelt
and there are thousands Of democrats
who Will vote for Roosevelt, In prefer.
encs TO Wilson. Roosevelt IL tn, IN.
vorii" with the masses Of the people
and will beat both Taft and Wilson.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Here IL an idiotlc instance Of the
workin. OF the tariff. When pota.
toes were ~ per hundred and deal.
ses had 10 scnd To Europe for them.
Ireland finally supplying the demand.
she duty Was 40 hrih tina, us.7oo
per day was paid out TO Uncle Sam.
BY tho consumer. Of course. Now.
why In the name OF common sens.
should there be tariff ON spuds
when our own people have to impor,
them is this the true principle Of
. protective tariff II this the sys.
tenn that viii save" US from on.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

La Jun,a II now tho hest lIvh,cd
city In the Arkansas Valley. or any
city of the same size In the state OF
Colorado. There are now fif,y.ono
are 'ixhts In various parts Of tho
city. besides the eleven ornamental
lampposts. with clusters Of four
lights each. ON First street. Tn.
city VIII pungle up 3iia per month
for the distinction Of being the hes,
lighted city Of 10 size In the wide.
vide world. l, costs money all rivh,.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

=. A Mckinney. the directory
man. was visitor In Lamar this
week MIR Mckinney states that
the new directory Of rrow.rs and
Bent counties viii soon b. ready
for distribution n. has covered
tho field thoroughly and believes
he viii have n book that will prove
invaluabl. TO anyone having business
dealings In the two countic. Lamar
Sparks.
La Junta tribune., 1912-07-20

Are not sold according to waist
me aSure. We'll dressed
women do not select c0fsetS
by sizes FL. %, %, etc. The
style and proportions Of the
figure determine which Of the
numerous Parisiana models
you should wear and not your
waist measure alone. One
Of these Parisiana models has
been boned and tailored to
mold your whole figure to
the slender. fascinating mes
that are SO the vogue ths
season. This figure molding
corset Is not high in price
81. $l.so. $2, s.. IS md up-
ward. Come in a,d - u
Parisiana model designed toe
you at once-to-day.