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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

ONLY ONE ~BROMO QUININE.~
That is LAXATIVE BRONO QUlNINE. Look fo,
the signature of Il. w. GROVE. Used the World
over ~ Cure a Cold In Que lay. Xc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

A very successful remedy for pelvic
catarrh Is hot douches of Paxtine Am
tiseptic, at druggists, Csc box or sent
postpaid on receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet, Co, Boston, Mass.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
Stop the Pain.

- Inc hurt of burn or cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly and prevents scars 25c and SOC by
druggists. For free sample write To
J. ". Cole & Co.. Black River Falls. Wis
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
AGE PENSION FOR EMPLOYEES
American Sugar Company Passes Res
oIutjon Provjdino for WorL.re

oIution Providing for Workers.
Jersey City, n. J. Stockholders
of the American Sugar Refining
company, here, unanimously passed
a resolution providing for the pen.
sioning of all employees more than
sixty-five years of age. They are to
be retired on pension equal to one
per cent of their annual income,
multiplied by the number of years
service. In the case Of women the
age limit is fixed at sixty years.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

In every action. reflect upon the
end. and tn your undertaking 1t con.
slider why you do it.-Jeremy Taylor
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
'Twixt Satan and the Sea.

Doctor-Nou are in pretty bad
shape. You must stop going to those
cheap restaurants
Patient-But, doctor. the prices a;
the other places would make me still
Sicker.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

1t often happens that when a man
knows his duty he tries to stave It
OF by seeking advice.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
MORE U. S. TROOPS IN CHINA,
Portion Of Fifteenth Infantry Reach
Tientsln From Manila,

Tientsin. A battalion of the
Fifteenth Infantry, which left Ma
Mia, arrived here, The battalion,
commanded by Lieut.. Col Edward
A. Root, is made up of 444 men,
including band. The Americans are
now quartered In large warehouse in
the French concession. The earlier
detacbments from the Philippines
were similarly cared for.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

When the Millennium comes Garfield Tea
and Holy Church will not be longer needed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
COLDS AND CHIILs
BRING KIDNEY ILLS.

Colds, chills and grip strain the
Kidneys and start backache, urinary
disorders and uric acid troubles.
Doan's Kidney Pills are very usefu,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
The Reason Fer IL

THAT candidate certainly has a
skillful way OF working on peoples
feelings"
But. then, you know, he's a den.
list"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

II you arde poorer than your reIa.
tons 1t is easy for you to dodge them
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

sermon is either based on a text
or pretext.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

opiiu6 mOulHS.
They stop back
ache and ur l.
n airy disorders,
keep the kid
neys we'll and
prevent colds
from settling on
t h Q kidneys.
Capt. Nicholas
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
ParIez-Vous Francais7

He-Does she speak French at all
She-Well, yes; but only enough to
make herself unintelliga ble.-Judge
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Many a man can't afford to dress
we'll because his wife does.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

No. Alonzo, a girl isn't necessarily
an angel because she is a high flyer
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
SicIl
Women

When shown positive and reliable proof that certain
remedy had cured many of female ills wouldn't any
sensible woman conclude that the remedy would also
benefit her if suffering with the trouble?
Here are five letters from southern which prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pnkham's Vegetable Compound.
LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
my to to
medicine
fined Of
housewor had fintng
for five minutes
Pnkham. Vegetable Compound and
these have done for and will always speak word
hem"-Mrs ROBERT Elisou Montgomery
LETTER FROM LOUISIANA
fore o5efn passing o9g a hG"ge es Of 5 and m
hot flashes weak and feelings bache irregularities would
sncI have been taking
right Your medicines worth their weight gol"Mrs CASTOR
BLoNDEAU l54l Poymna st, New Orleans, La
LETTER FROM FLORIDA
Wauchua Fa-s time ago wrote to giving
discomfort walking
~ Compound
Sanaive
satisfied that if had done like good
not taken remedies would have sufferer But started
time with the right medicine and we'll 1t did
either feel that friend
remedies than have
chula Florida.
LETTER FROM WEST VIRGINIA.
Mansburg w. Val am glad aat Lydia Pnkhams
Of daughter
she hears girl with she tells take
ANOTHER LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
Newport
and bioatng every month that would have to bed
"A friend told me to take Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound
soon found The medicine strengthened me in and
, viii be glad my testimony will help who suffering
News
NV frat ~;
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21
Quite So.

Pa, what is tidy fortune?"
"A clean. crisp, ten-dollar bill. my
SON."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Love laughs at locksmiths, but It
sometimes cries over spilled milk.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Pink Eye" II Epidemic ia the Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy Cor Reliable Relief
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

The Girl (who has been suffering
from sore throat)-The doctor told
me that | must never talk for more
than two minutes at a time.
The Man-IIow delightful! Darling
will you marry me?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Some people love to tell the truth
when they think 1t will hurt.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

DO you know" he said. that every
time | look at you I have thoughts
of repenge?"
"Why?" she gasped
Because" be answered. revenge 10
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Usually man is poor Judge OF
his own importance.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

No farmstead is complete without
generous space devoted to garden
for small fruits ind vegetables.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Don't burn up any kind of coarse
litter that accumulates around the
feed yards, but save It to mulch diff
ferent plants in the garden.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Incubators and breeders may be
used for Matching geese, although not
much employed for that purpose
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

During the winter the dairy farmer
has more time to figure out his plans
for improving his system of farming.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Them she told him she thought to-
morrow would be good time to see
papa.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

The Embden, perhaps, makes a lit
tie better market bird than the Tou
lonse. but the latter lays more eggs
often forty in a season.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

In shoeing. the foot should only
have SO much hoof removed from it
at each shoeing as is necessary for
the proper fitting of the shoe.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

The breeding OF high-class hackney
stations to high-class trotting mares
has passed beyond the experimental
stage.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Young calves are necessarily rath-
er filthy In their habits and never do
well in damp, dirty pens
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Great care should be taken in Sc
lecting laying hens, since they exert
SO great an influence on the progeny.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Don't forget that your cattle, hogs,
horses, and sheep all need salt; not
spasinodically but regularly.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

You may feed all the food your
hans can possibly use, but II you are
short on grit the result will not be
satisfactory.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Hay that is free from weeds is al
ways much more valuable than hay
that is weedy
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

A good horse is a valuable animal
and deserves and should have the best
of care and good feed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Onion seed should be tested for
termination before being purchased
because it soon loses its vitality with
age.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

If farmer desires to improve his
flock, let him begin with pure bred
males.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Scientists say 1t takes at least four
pounds of feed to make one pound Of
gain in fowls.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

In feeding q milk COW a corn "a
ton reduce the ration at first indica-
ton of fattening.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Standard utility fowls must be Sc
lected for the greatest egg production
and quick maturity.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Many breeders overlook the impor-
lance of supplying variety in the feed
for the brood SOW.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Keeping dairy on any farm should
mean that the fertility of that farm is
being increased.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

The importance of the hay crop has
this country.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Sweet potatoes fed to poultry are
fattening. but give yellow tinge to
the flesh
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Work stock will require more pro-
tein than can be obtained from grain
and hay.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Proper feeding and exercise will
produce style along with the colts
growth.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Turkeys more than any other poul-
try seem to require fresh air. They
will roost in trees during a snow
storm and not seem to mind It q bit.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1912-03-21

Kaffir meal Is the best grain to
offset the laxative effects of skim
milk
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19

to tn" cnd Of his piece Of twinc he
will come upon his presents ncarl=
arranged on a chair.
Few homes in Honolulu have fl e.
places and chimncyS where Santa
Claus" may come down, 50 The old
man has 10 come through a window
Of a door. SO when the stockings
arc filled they have TO be hung up
on char lacks. Many little children
hans Wp their stockings on Christmas
eve and mother has TO fill them. This
old custom is a pretty one and when
the little tots want to hang up their
stockings no fOrbidding word should
come from parents.
There is no reason why parents
should feel badly because they can
have no Christmas tree this year,
even if they have had them on pre-
yiOus years. The majority Of child
rem belong to Sunday schools and are
accustomed TO the Christmas tree at
The church. Then if the home celcs
bratiOn is a little different there is
no reason why it should not be appre-
Ciated and enjoyable.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19
THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND HOW
TO MAKE THE MOST OUT Of It

A Christmas without Christmas
tree is not Complct" in the minds OF
many children StiIl the rrimming5
and the tire" arc 50 expensive that a
good many parents cannot afford to
have one.
Then. too, many families have had
Christmas trees for 50 many years
that the novelty has worn off and
the children no longer appreciate
their glamour And tho novelty Of
having Santa Claus take tn" presents
off each year has become so common
that the young folks fail to appreciate
the work that parents have done.
When children are completely sur
rrised Christmas is the happicat.
This cannot always be done with the
many little peepinE eyes ever about.
tut when the little folks are kept in
ignorance Of what is being prepared
for them. the utter surprise is wort n
all of the trouble.
There are many ways Of giving the
youngsters their presents besides
hanging them ON a Christmas tree
One Of the easiest ways is TO have
them arranged on chairs, or. tables.
OF course, this might not please the
uniest one of the family, but the old.
or ones will be just as well satisfied.
One of 1.-THE ways which offers the
most amusement is to have a fish
pond. Santa Claus, appropriately
garbed,f should stand back of a large,
dark curtain and the children should
be given fishing rods with the hook
and line attached. to them. Then, as
they fling the line into the spond
some gift is attached to it. When
this is done for The, first time there is
much fun made over it, but if done
two or three years in succession the
newness naturally wears off.
The little ones are afforded much
enjoyment, too, when the Christmas
gifts are hidden. They may be placed
in all out of the way corners in the
house and a most enjoyable morning
If this is done the children should be
given a certain time in which to find
the presents and at the end of the
time, if all are not found, mother
must come to the rescue. prize
may be offered to the. one who first
finds all of his gifts.
Another way in which the gifts
may be given to the little children is
to have them hidden in some part of
the house and then taks as many
pieces of Irvine as there are children
and wind and inter-wind them in and
out of the house, As each child comes.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19
PLAY At
empire WONDER

What is claimed by the management
IS being the most 2rtistiCally acted
photo-play, and, at the same time as
Interesting a story as has ever been
y: ojet ted at the Empire Thcater Is
advertised for tonight, it being a
ramatization, in moving pictures o.
Charles Dickens weird, masterful
Martin ChuzzleWit."
This picture was shown last night
ard those who witnessed it. claim it
to be a marvellous piece CT photo
g1aphy and a close Interpretation OF
the famous writer's wonderful story
The picture is in three reels and is,
pehaps, the most pretenuous picture
ever seen here.
The story is enacted with several
fcotlight celebrities in the cast and Is
we'll worth Ching to see.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19
Toilet Cases

made of fire leather and
filled with articles Of
finest quality and work
manship.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19
Umbrellas

at $500, made Of pure
silk that will shed water.
Cheap.
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SOMETHING DEPENDABLE.

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy never
disappoints those who use it for OBJ
stinate coughs, colds and irritations
of the throat and lungs. 1t stands I'M
rivalled as remedy for all throat and
lung diseases. For sale by all dealers.
Benson, Smith &, Co., Ltd, agents for
Hawaii observation-disclosures
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19
LATEST CREATIONS
IN GOWNS

Mrs. w. L. Howard, 1911 .Beretania
street. has the latest creations in
hand-embroidered gowns, waists, XII
monos, mandarin coats and imported
novelties which are on sale daily from
2 to p. m. Other hours by appoint
Acknowledgement
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19

from so cents to $500
are here in richest shades
of silk.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19

y CHICAGO, Dec. Sit is the 4
4 belief of DIR. Lewis B. Fisher of 4
y the University of Chicago that 4
y smoking soldiers are no good 4
\ for war. Addressing the Chica- \
y go Political Equality League. he =
\ said: I'm a time of war | be- 4
= lieve there are enough gymna- 4
y SUM, athletic trained girls in \
y this country to outsl ut cigarette \
= smoking boys"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19
RECREAIIONS
MAUD POWELL IS
A REAL Artistic

II has truly been
been said, In Maud
Powell is the power
and III" fascination
of an almost disem-
b o d i g d artistry.
There i the music,
the violin and the
transporting pleas
IRE" Perhaps the
thing that makes this
most possible is her
freedom from any
sort of nannPriSmS:
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(

She is not viOlinist doing stunts"
for an admiring audience, but she is
musician rhapsOdzing in, the pure
eXhiliratiOn of the mastery of her in
strument as mood and fancy come
changefully to her and to flow out
like rapturOus eNhiIiratiOn to her
hearers. Her tone is beautiful But
perhaps we should not say her tone,
for she. has not one tone, but many,
and always the tone that the distin-
gushing traits of the particular mu-
sic bid. 1t is of clear and glinting
brilliancy; Of sonOrous depth, breadth
and elOquence; of sunny vivacity; of
light and flowing charm; of feathery
lightness; of sOngful intensity. She
plays with the strength and author
ity that is usually peculiar to mascu-
line violin players and combined with
this there is all the delicacy and ten
dcrnesS of a very wOmanly woman.
She seems to know no limitation. Like
the old masters, she loses sight and
thought of everything but her violin.
Not only does she understand, but she
manifests an entire sympathy and &C
cord with the thought expressed in
the selection rendered. She has been
unremitting in her toll and effort for
perfection. Even after applauding au-
diences have said perfection" she
has continued her own severest critic
Today success is hep reward-an as
sured place among the worlds great
est musicians
Madame Powell will appear here on
Friday, Dec. %, at the Royal Hawaii
an Opera House. Tickets will be on
sale at the NAVAL Promotion rooms
morning
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-12-19
HEAVY DECLINE
IN EVA STOCK

A drop of a point in Eva at any
other time than one like the present,
when an epidemic of cold feet pre-
walls, would be sensational With
such a drop to %. sale of 200 shares
of Eva took place on the board today
Hawaiian Commercial registered a
fall of three-quarter5 of a point to 81
for shares reported. OIaa remained
unchanged at 4 for % and so shares
at the session. Pahang Rubber is I'M
changed in a sale of so shares at 10.
Oahu Railway fives are at the previ-
GUS rate of 101 for $500
The record., 1912-08-08
,--t-vosfcrlny a 'Ilttie fysto
How to Make G. Bathroos.

''LizZic NJ" writes US requesting in
atructions for making n bath robe fer
her husband.
The hrst thing TO do Is TO get tho
goods. There is Wide range Of
choice in this particular, but it is oct
ter to avoid the pretty lowered chiutZ
unless you hope 10 utilize the bath
robe when worn OUT as q covering for
chairs or a lounge. Also do not get
silk or satin. These look pretty, but
few like them.
Eiderdown is a good material, CT .
pair of army blankets can be used.
Lay the goods on table or bed aud
cut out. If you have 10 pattern, rip
your husbands best oveycoat apart
ard evolve a pattern from il. Nc
doubt he will have left his best over
coat at home and worn the other ono
if he has anotber-to work. You dc
not need to cut SO many pieces for the
bath robe as there are in the coat.
Simply cut two pieces, one for each
side, with semicircular holes shaped
by a pie pan, for the armholes. Cat
two parallelogramS the length of his
arm and sew them into cylindrical
shape for tho sleeves. Il is . great
deal of trouble to 1T the neck and col
lar. so you might put in a lace yoke
from any old dress Of your own. Pre-
vide the bath robo with pockets for
so3o, brush, towel, chewing tobacco
and car fare. Your husband may
Guibble a Bit over the looks OF the
robe. but tell him that bath robes are
not generally worG except in the Sc
clusion of the bathroom, so he needn't
worry. Anyhow, where love is in the
stitches who cares how the seams
run! For a shower bath robe, punch
holes in the garment with n ticket
punch, which you can borrow from
/ any Car conductor.
The record., 1912-08-08
A>,-.....~Wgs> W>>
IN N!VQ}!!E:

The skirts to the evening dresses
are long, most of them have trains,
and the trains are usually made in the
long court length.
Many of the rev street and auto
coats have their cntars and cuffs trim
ned with velvet, corduroy, ratine,
beIgaline, braid or satin.
There seems to be no end to the de-
signs in scarfs just now and the ma
teriais used also-s2tin, velvet and
fur as well as lace and batiste.
The accordion plated full, straight
jabot is the very newest style OF
iabot and appears in black and white.
Whether this viii superscdc the popu-
lar side rufIle remains TO be seen.
Most fashionable materials are rich
and heavy Tailored costumes are
made up of thick woolly goods and for
suits and dresses even plush is used,
with heavy chenille fringe as trim
ming.
A double row of buttons Of cmbroid-
cred silk outlined with button loops
cf silk on embroidery trim many of
the smartest models from the neck
down 10 tha bottom of the skirt, or
from tho waist line down.
The record., 1912-08-08
PiN-PolNT, VIEWPOINT.

81 notice that the club women OF
New York have begun crusade
against long hatpins.' said the tall
man in the crowded aisle.
Absurd" erowled the dark stran-
ger next to him
"Eh?" The tall man looked around
in some surprise. Don't YOU consider
the long hatpin dangerous men-
ace?"
stuff and nonscnse!' snortcd the
stranger.
The tall man spoke with much de-
liberation.
Don't you know" lie demanded
that batpins are dangerous the way
they are made?'
Il know nothing of the sort the
dark man spluttered. II make en-
The record., 1912-08-08
SIDE FRILL TO BE BANlSHED
ton, and Its Successor Is
Being Talked OF.

II must go.
Smart women have decreed il.
The abuse of this pretty fashion is
accountable for its downfall.
Some of the exaggerated examples
of the side frills seen this winter have
been laughaole.
Heart guards" one man humorous
L. dubbed them.
When a frill that Is ordinarily in
tended merely as a finish 10 the col
lar extends so far that it is necessary
to pin il to the coat sleeve to keep ii
ont OF the way it is time to call n halt.
What will take the place OF the dis,
carded side frill?
Who knows? Those who invent
fripperies may already have their
heads together. settling on something
quite new in neck fiXings.
Just at present the return Of the
Straight lace trimmed -sscbot.- tbst wa
"A v1g'1 for so many years. Is pre,
di,teo
Plated tulle jabots are also candi.
dates, but they are not practical, al.
though usually most becoming.
The record., 1912-08-08
Chaos Waan't ThCrc.

First thing you do" spys the en-
plOyer to the new young man who has
been engaged as city salesman. you
go into the back office and take that
desk the other man used, and STE il
You can get some order out of chaos"
An hour later the Cnthus laStic young
man appears and difiiGcntiy reports:
"Mr Kimphlej, | am sorry, but |
have looked all through the card in
deX and tho telephone directory, and I
cent find the address Of MIR. Chaos
to solicit that order from him.
Judge.
The record., 1912-08-08
The Daily --latest"

Miss Readem-Have you read the
latest novel?
Miss Know sem-Oh, yes | bought
Lizzie of Old Kalamazoo" yesterday,
just after il was printed.
Miss Readem-My goodness! That's
back number now, Just secured =
copy OF 'To Rave and to Scold." 1t
was published at three O'Clock this
afternoon.