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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-09-20

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(Sortiesung foIgt.)
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-09-20

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par pdbrenb Der gan3en llnterbai.
tung iebr ihipeigiam fait 3uriifboi-
teno geblieben, cine eigenihatt.
nelde 8aIlen crit in letter Belt
mebrfah an ibr Dabrgenommen
bate.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-09-20
Grunbeiseatbums uebertrasuuseu

Marsaret S9neiber II. Anb., 5eItas
mentspolIitretsr unb 9ruItees, an
Jrant !. S6nsiber, 25 BEL 156 SUB
on Der GiiboitsGds Der 15. unb Gpes
rett Strabe. $4,000.
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bon gbas. 9artsbornes llnttrabtbeis
lung. 81.
JsFi. Yearl Uaartin an Marp
Sprdgus, 37.12 bel 1865 1ub an
Der Horoieite Der 5optins Apenue,
74.24 Gub on Der Oftieiis Der SDons
Doe Qpenue, Roripoob. ST..
Gerbinanb Snob an Sulia Simon,
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aennebp's aobitiou su plsufant
Ribg.. ST..
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gIinton's llnterabtbeilung burn Bur.
sonne. 81.
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Gertb. Sbsil BON Got go. 8 Der llns
tsrabtbeiIunq bes HadloHss BON Geo.
0augban. 81.
MalIace gbdnnslIs, burn ben Ghe.
riff, an Stanlen so. aeipis. Got SO.
81 BON Auinn's 0itliher lIntsrnbtbsi1
lung bon Camp Wafbington. $201.
Warp 6. 9. periins an Rih1rb q.
6efter, 33 bei 1852 CUB, mebr ober
ipeniger, an Der Weitfeite Der U1cnns
tern Strabs. $500.
1rdnt Gtols an hilbert NDebrenbere,
Got SO. 80 Don Charles 3. 411HeJ'S
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-09-20
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GinciRnati, 10. Sept.
0eue Sppotbetsn.

0eue Sppotbetsn.
gborlss :. anou on Cincinnati
Dortingmsu's Club .. unb g. so.
$1,000.
amelia 9. ge!sbopper an gpaniton
. .unn 6. 60. $500.
glnna q. Rptban an Samusl ..
Cooper. $500.
Sulia Simon an dragon 3. unb 6.
60. gtp. 2. $500.
Grace gIiper an Gid Bun 9. unb
6. 60. S2250.
5snrp Wuutsr an eagle 3. unp 8.
u. $1,000.
albert Dsbrsnbers on biefelbe.
$2250.
Scipbens snpbsr an Sutton 9. unb
g. q. go. 4. $500.
Suiis Spinnsr an Soutberu Sbio
6. unb 3. 60. S1700.
Jahn S6nee an Reabing Roub 6.
unb 9. 60. $1,000.
Sobn S6nee on Greberid go. Tui.
fer. $45OO.
Gbriitins 4nbers an 9oIunteer 6.
uno q. 60. $500.
Robert 6. Watt on 5reb. go. Rleine.
$500.
Jannis sbdper an j. Rat. g. unb
g. 60. $1,000.
Barn RuoemilIer an GnterpriIe g.
unb g. u. 60. $500.
Wm. SpinbsI an Weitsru German
gani. $500.
Geo. 0eis an Jobn grsifentnmp.
$4,000.
DsrieIb. an waurp Sisinpurt.
$500.
Siaoe &. Simptins on 6. q. M.nt..
$1,000.
emma O. JOIser an Oatlss par!
60. $500.
JuIi. goimann on 4ntonio Dome
g. unp 9. 60. $1,000.
German 8. Stratmon an College
5in 6. unb o. Go. $3.50.
Margarstbs MiilIer an bieislbs
$25OO.
Wm. Winboff an Soutbern Shir
8. uno &. 60. $1,000.
Matilba pslSer an gbas. u. GIuid
$500.
sSofsphine 2ob an 81. Bater. $4,000
Clifford Gtillmdn an GHterpriie %
unb 8. u. 60. S76O.
AOfalis u. griinIhIGesr an golum.
bia gt. unb 9. 60. $4,000.
Getilgte 6ppothefen.
gbfparo Saiptins on Columbia q
unb 6. 60. $3.50.
W. 8. ginsle on Ghas. q. Woob
$500.
Glisa 8. Gbipmsn an 6. g. aer,
ibop. $500.
9eopoIb amann on minnis Ole
bing. $500.
o. q. Sdnars an George o. ains
$26OO.
Z. 8. pOps an Gnitrprifs .. u
60. $425O.
Joi. Shmibt an Gpring Grop,
NDtnue 8. unb 9. 60. $1,000.
Minnis g. Bergman an Ncripooi
Real Gftate & JmprcDeuient 90
500.
8. g. Dste an Husnxs a3msS y
|uub 9. 90. $4,000.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-09-20

1enrn Wunser ir. an eagle g. uno
g. M. $1400.
Greb. s1borrn an atlss 6. unb D.
60. $4,000.
Clifford $. Mliller on 6ome CUBS
inas 8ant so. $500.
Nm. 3. Mttt an 2enor .. unb 6.
SO. $2250.
9berefa MsiiIItr an 21. Warb g.
unb 8. 60. $1,000.
2ouis SO. Shrober an price Sill
3. unb 6. 60. $2500.
g,eter ShneiDer an Wlartba &.
Burt. $1,000.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-09-20
SsberteufeI.
(Nus einem proaebberidt.l

Shorneinfesermeier Wl. lit be-
farnt als Elm Munn bon bur6das
frieoIidsm, fanftem gefen, 10 bab ibn
.Naemnnb elmer ioI6en Getpaltt5ot
far fdbig gebolten bate. Wie mir b0e
rem, bat e. gtgen bas l1rtheil fOfort
Nsrubuxo einoekgt.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
WHITE PlMPLES ON HEAD

Ransom, Ill-"The trouble started
on our baby when he was only about
two weeks old Started like little
white pimples, looked like an old scab
of blood and matter His whole head
was covered for few months, then 1t
went to his ear, shoulders, and his
whole body. 1t seemed to come out
thick and sticky on his head, while
on the other parts of his body it was
more like water coming out Of the
skin. He would scratch until the erup-
ton would be all covered with blood
and gradually spread. The least little
stir or rub would cause the sores to
bleed, spread and itch. Never had q
full nights sleep, restless all night.
"The sores were horrid to look at
1t lasted until he was about two and a
half years old. Then we saw an &C.
zema advertisement in the paper to
use ---, but it did no good. Then
we used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment. We put the Cuticura Oint-
ment on thick at bed time and put a
tight hood on so he could not scratch
the sores. Then we washed it clean
with Cuticura Soap and warm water
twice day, and he was completely
cured" (Signed) Mrs. E. F. Sulzber-
ger, Dec. 80, 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
ONLY THING is TO FIND HER
Every Man Has an Affinity Somewhere
on the Earth, Is Law of
Nature.

Every man has best girl waiting
Tor him somewhere in the world. The
moment that he is born, the catalogue
clerk in Times great factory assigns
him to a best girl or else puts him on
The waiting list.
There is no escaping your best girl.
No matter where she may be born or
now far apart from her you were when
you started, the inevitable attraction
will work your destiny, and when you
meet you will both know it.
All that is lacking is the material
realization, and inasn1uch as all ideas
eventually find their way to the sur
sace, yours is bound to come.
Sometimes a mans best girl is home
ly; sometimes her mouth is not a
cupid's bow, and her features are ir-
regular; that makes no difference; he
will love her just the same when he
meets her.
Also, she may be another mans wife.
Such things have been known
Here's hoping that it will not hap
pen to you.-Life.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Tuberculosis Day in October.

Churches and religious societies, to
the number Of at least 100000, will
be urged to give special attention to
the prevention of tuberculosis on Sun
day, October 27, or on some day dur
ing the week preceding or the week
following that date. This season has
been set apart and designated as the
Third National tuberculosis Day by
the National Association for the Study
and Prevention of tuberculosis. Tu-
berculosis Day was originally set on
April %, but was postponed because
of a conflict with Conservation Sun
day of the Men and Religion Forward
Movement, which was held on that
date. The observance of Tuberculo-
sis Day in the fall this year will be uti-
lied by anti-tuberculosis workers not
only for the general education of
churchgoers on consumption, but also
for the purpose of interesting them in
the sale of Red Cross Christmas
Seals.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
SUBJECT FOR THE ALIENISTs
Owner Of Automobile Who Stopped OF
Hill to Enjoy Scenery Not
Thought Of Sound Mind.

We came upon the automobile
standing upon the brow of the hill.
Hello" we say to the chauffeur
Broken DOWN."
mo. sir" he responds.
out of gasoline?"
mo, sir. We have plenty"
Tire punctured?"
mo, sir. The tires are In perfect
condition"
Lost your way?''
No, sir. The country hereabouts
is very familiar"
Dropped something from the auto
mobile?"
mo, sir. Nothing of the sort"
Then why are you standing here
Why are you not shooting down the
hill and across the level at a terrific
speed?"
1 do not care to do that" says the
owner Of the machine, who has been
silent until this moment. 81 had my
automobile stopped here so that ]
might enjoy the magnificent view
from this elevation"
With a frightened glance at him
we turn and hasten to the nearest
town, to warn officials that an ev1
IDENTIFY insane person is at large in an
automobile.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Force of Momentum.

The old mountaineer, who was
standing on the corner of the main
street in a certain little Kentucky
town, had never seen an automobile.
When a good-sized touring car came
rushing up the street at about 80
miles an hour, and slowed down just
enough to take the corner on two
wheels, his establishment was ex-
treme.
The old fellow watched the disap-
pearing car with bullying eyes and
open mouth. Then turning to by
stander, he remarked, solemnly:
THE horses must sho'ly ha' been
travelling some when they got loose
from that gentleman's carriage!"-
Youth Companion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
orIain of Gloves.

The origin of gloves is traced to the
time of Anon of the twenty-frst dy-
nasty by NJ Daressy in a recent ar
ticle in the Egyptian Review.
Mittens are among the dress acces-
series found with the mummies Of
priestesses dating from that period.
They were made of the same material
as that of the upper garment.
It is probable that actual gloves
were also worn to correspond with the
foot covering of thin pink or red kid,
which was more than mere stock
ing. for it was so made as to separate
the big toe from the others. This in
sured the safety of the white leather
sandal, which was fastened by two
straps, one of which passed between
the first and second toe, the other go
ing over the instep.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
MEANT TO REVEAL BEAUTY
That 10 the Real Object of Dress
According to the Idea of
Boston Man.

Dress SO as to reveal your beauty.
At least that is the advice given by
Joseph Lee, a school committeeman OF
Boston, In a recent speech before the
National Conference of Charities and
Corrections. He takes issue with
those who have declared that the mod
ern girls costume is somewhat too
frank in the revelation of feminine
charms, saying that dress should be
used to reveal, not to conceal beauty,
and that girls should be taught this.
In speaking of what boys need, he
says they should be made more ro-
mantle Girls turn naturally he says,
to Laura Jean Libby, but boys have to
be led, and should be led, to ro-
nance
In his address he declared that the
attraction of the sexes should be put
to its natural task of producing
strength and beauty instead of being
permitted to go to waste Or worse:
'One way" said Lee, "is the promo
ton of romance. Girls are already
sufficiently romantic, but boys should
read Scott and Lorna Doone' while
still young enough to take them seri-
ously. Singing is loves native tongue,
and must be brought back from the
professionals into our daily life. Dress
making-from Praxiteles and Botti-
CELL down to Worth-is the art not of
hiding but of revealing beauty, and
should be taught to all girls in that in
tention. The danger in our dance
halls and in any art is in the too sim
pie rhythm which acts, like alcohol, as
an anaesthetic, relaxing the conven-
tional inhibitions and putting con.
science to sleep"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07

when the kangaroo is once seized and
held down by the throat, the end is
in sight
Makes Good Soup.
The white hunter generally takes
the kangaroo skin as a trophy, also
the tail of which excellent soups and
curries are made, though some folks
detect curious tang of musk about
the delicacy. The rest of the carcass
is left for the black fellows, who are
not over-fastidious in their eating.
Seated on the veranda after a
hard day in the saddle, smoking the
pipe of peace, and watching the great
yellow moon rise through the purple
twilight until it's rays invest the
ghostly gum trees with a halo of
Quivering silver, while the weird cry
of the more pork" ushers in the
reign of night, the sportsmen fall to
the well-worn conundrum: is the
the "aborigines before the march of
civilization" There seems to be
much conflicting evidence on the sub
ject. A man from a well-watered cat
tie station says they are increasing,
but another from an up-country sheep
run fatty contradicts him, and SO it
goes on. Truth generally lies be-
tween extremes; and it may we'll be
that, as in the case of our own coal
supply-which scientists tell us will
be exhausted in one hundred years
there is no immediate cause for
oil
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Liberty in the orient.

Oriental populations are not able to
receive great engagements of politi-
cal liberty very calmly and in the
east reforms are often found in prac-
tice to do far more harm than good.
Three Oriental countries-Turkey, Per-
STA and China-have in recent years
heen endowed with political institu-
tons upon the most approved western
lines. No one can look at these coun.
tries without feeling that the expert
ment has been of very doubtful sue.
cess. Even in the west we are not
quite so convinced as we were SO
year; ago about the glories of repre-
sentative goyernment.-London Times
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Far From Home.

Cecil Ryan, the BARITONE who is to
be presented This year in the new and
as yet unnamed operetta by Victor
Herbert, is an Australian.
How far Is Australia from New
York;" he was asked by a youthful
feminine admirer.
Well" he answered thoughtfully
Il can't tell you in exact miles, but
judging from the way l feel at the
present moment it is SO far from here
that it would require about thirteen
dollars to send a postcard home"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
A June Graduate.

Young lady" demanded the head
of the seminary, "have you completed
your graduating essay?"
mo; it is too much trouble tc
write essays"
eff you won't take all interest in
your studies, how do you expect tc
provide for your future?'
"My future is already provided for,
and if you don't believe it, I'll read.
instead of an essay, several letters
from a young millionaire, one of which
proposes matrimony."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
The Old DAYS.

A political worker-it was in the
odd" days-went to a member of the
legislature of his state and asked for
q job as door-tender.
Find a door without a door-tender
and you can have it," were the big
mans instructions.
The worker looked around for sew
eral days and then reported.
Il can't find door without plenty of
dOOr-tenders."
mo door,"
Nary door. Guess II go home"
wait a bit You've been good
party worker. I'll have a door cut for
you "
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
LittIe STUDY in Relative Value.

On the 23d of June Edward Albert,
prince of Wales, was IS years Of age.
That means that he was old enough
to rule the British empire if his IA
Their were to die.
But he won't be "of age" with all
which that implies in English law I'M
til he is 81.
And he will not be free to choose a
wife until he is 25.
An odd logic this-with IS goes the
rule of an empire; with 81 the power
to incur debts, and with 25 the right
to choose wife.
This would make an anthropocen-
trio world laugh in appreciatiOn-Chi'
cago Post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
APPETITE HARD TO SATISFY
Young Man With Palate That Must
Be Tickled and Tempted Gives
Order for Fish Feathers.

The young man did not know what
lie wanted to eat. His appetite was
poor, His palate must be tempted and
tickled. He scanned the menu card
again and again. Finally with sigh
Of resignation, he said to the waiter:
Bring me some fish feathers"
Fish feathers!" exclaimed the wal
ter.
Yes! Fish feathers. And I want
'em tonight-not next week."
The waiter retired for conference
with the chef, the captain and the
floor manager.
mo such dish here" was his re-
port. There amt any such thing.
There never was such a dish in New
York"
The young man arose and sighed
again.
That's what I've been told by ev-
cry waiter in New York." he remark
ed sadly. But if you will drop a line
to George NJ. Bowers, the commits
sinner Of fisheries in Washington, he
will correct your mistake, enlighten
your ignorance, project a shaft OF
Thought into that granite which grows
above your shoulders"
He sighed a third time, stretched
himself slowly, and added:
Mr.. Bowers will tell you that fish
feathers are a delicacy. They arc ia
ken with salt water on their tails"
The hen went gloomily into the
night.-Popular Magazine.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Nowadays.

Have you packed the sanitary
drinking cups?"
yes"
'Put in the sanitary towels?"
eyes"
"Put the antiseptic soap where we
can get at it quickly?"
YES"
"Stored away the individual combs
and brushes?'
yes"
Got the peroxide in the grip?"
''Yes."
"Then come along. I guess it win
be safe for us to spend day or two
in the country"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Spread of the Idea.

"slyker, they charge you with hav-
Ing gained membership in the club
by deceit, misrepresentation and
forged references. You'll have trial,
Of course, but a majority vote will ex-
pei you"
That's all right, Hawkins; III have
friends enough at the trial to make it
a tie vote. I'll vote with my friends,
b George. and I'll pull through as
easy as falling off a log"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Not Cheating.

'T had some business dealings with
a man lately whom 1 found was ready
to chisel the very eyes out of my
head"
81 suppose you broke off all deal
ings with him?"
''Not at ALL He was a sculptor max
ing bust of me-"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
More Speed.

what in the world are you doing?"
asked the city editor, hopping his
brow.
"Oh, I've got an assignment to write
a column editorial on speed madness, "
replied the writer.
"Well, why the Dickens don't you
hurry up about it?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
A Formal Eioure.

"a delegate doesn't get chance to
take much more than perfunctory
part in big convention nowadays"
NO." replied the prominent citizen;
IF he is associated with a successful
candidate he feels like an usher at a
wedding If he isn't he feels like an
honorary pallbearer."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Her Sacrifice.

'Men don't half appreciate the sac
rifices women make for them" she
complained.
What sacrifice did you ever make
for me?" he snarled.
Haven't 1 had to give up. having
nv nails manicured more than twice
week since I married your
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
A Thouohtful Eiance.

"My love, l don't want you to do
your own work when we are mar
ried."
That's considerate Of YOU"
And that brings me to a delicate
question Have you enough money
to enable us to keep a hired girl?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Woman the Martyr.

"My husband objects to me belong
ing to more than FIVE clubs"
1.-The monster! Why don't you get
a divorce?"
"Well, it's this way. My present
club dues are very heavy, and my
husband is one of these pig-headed
brutes who would rather go to jail
than pay alimony."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07

To remove nicotine from the teeth,
disinfect the mouth and purify the
breath after smoking, Paxtine is a
boon to ALL At druggists, Csc a box
or sent postpaid on receipt of price by
The Paxton Toilet Co, Boston, Mass.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
Her Pet.

"Jack says Name treats him ike
dog"
''Ah, but is the treatment general
or PARTICULAR"
What do you mean?"
Does she treat him like her dog?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
After Her Execution.

"Oh, papa!" exclaimed the young
sirl; that pretty plant I had sitting
on the piano is dead"
Well, I don't wonder" was all the
father said.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-07
In Chicaoo,

Ella-Strangely enough, all of her
husbands have been named William.
Stella-Yes, she is a regular Bill
collector.