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Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Children that are affected by WORMS
are pale and sickly and liable to contract
some fatal disease, WHITES CREAM
NERMlFUGE expels worms promplS
and puts the child On the road to health.
Price 25c per bottle. Sold BY Globe Drug
Store:
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

# YOU have the itch don't scratch. It
does not cure the trouble aud makes the
skin bleed. Apply BALLARD'S SNOW
LINlMENT. Rub it in gently on the
affected parts 1t relieves itching instant
" and fe~ arrlicstions removes the
cause thus performing permanent cure.
Price 25c, soc, and 81 90 per bottle. Sold
by Globe Drug Store,
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Aulrue Carnegie prefers coach man 70
lukras , husb,ri fn' ms iavorit niece
Ariy dnuhtless knows how scare good
coachmen are.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13
Escspes on Awful Fate.

thousand tongues could not express
the gratitude Of Mrs. J. Il. Cox, OF Joliet'
III. for her wonderful deliverance from
an awful fate. Typhoid pneumonia
had lef, me with dreadful cough. she
writes. Sometimes had such awful
coughing spells thought would die
I could get 10 help from doctors treat
men, or other medicines till I used Dr..
Kings New Discovery. But owe my
life to this wonderful remedy for scarce
" cough at all now" Quick and safe
its the most reliable of all throat and
lung ue.licinee Every bottle guaran-
,.cd soc and 81 90. Trial bottle free at
Karde,l Drug Co.
Standing over vegetable pots is COM
ulexien remedy that few women try these
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Mrs. VI. A. McG cG.aughlin. 5l"Jay ST.,
LaCross, Wis, writes that she suffered
all kinds of pains in her back and hip
on account of kidney trouble and rheu.
matism. ~ got some Of Foley's Kidney
Pills and after taking them for few
days there was a wonderful change in my
case, for the pain entirely left my back
and hips and am thankful there is
such medicine as Foley Kidney Pills.
Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

The modern wife doesn't waste mucl,
time studying how to retain her hus.
bands affection :iustead. she keeps him
on thejnmp trsing to retain hers.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13
MISSOURI PACIFIC TIME CARD.

No. a3} arrives !2:i5 p. III. departs
l2:30 p. III.
No. 69I arrives BIS p. III. departs
5:'5 p m.
No. G33 daily passenger carries tx'
press end baggage.
Nos, 6e4 and ,iS5 daily, excep, Sunday
Mixed train carries no baggage, no ex-
press. y y n,. A.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

The woman that are not good imam
cIers Is eyident by the bal bargains many
Of them III Ike in the purchase OF foreign
lnrdc and dukes.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Firs, loves are declared BY wanv to he
the best, bnt It dout otrc las. long en-
ougl to be given a ,hprou n test.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

The humorous daughters Of the car
can't Sc, why such fuss is being made
over one little boy. Neither can the aver
age mortal
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Rihcal history doee't say that Eve was
beautiful but Adam admitted it when he
J;..:ci ',er for all his troubles.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Woman doesn't worry half as much
about wings to wear in the nexr world as
she does abour feathers to wear in this
one,
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Tee woman who continually wears al
accordion plated face is the one who Is
continually borrowing trouble,
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

A woman is like souic preachers in thai
she has to say more than she means il
order 10 command hearing.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Most every person has one thing thai
nobody else wants, and that's temper
II you have one keep it.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Man seeks consolation in the flowing
bowl and woman in flowing tears, and
oftenti,nes the latter is thi result OF the
former.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

It's natural for the girl who knows
how to make all angel cake to believe
that she II make a good wife.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Furniture Of all kinds repaired
aud satisfaction given.
KIDwELL I TALBCrT.
Furniture Store.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13
When Buying Buy only the bes'
Costa no more but dives the besu result

II. l.. Blomquist, Esdaile, Wis, says
his wife considers Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound the best cough cure on
the market, "She has tried various kinds
but Foley's give the best result OF all. "
Globe Drug Store.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

After a frightful coughing spell man
in Feenah, Wis, felt terrible pains in bis
side and his Doctor found two ribs brok.
en-. What agony Dr. Kings New Discov.
cry would have saved him. A few tea.
spoonful euds late cough, while per.
sistant use routs obstinate coughs, expels
stubborn colds or heals weak sore lungs.
81 feel sure it's God.sen to humanity"
writes Mrs. Ehie Morton, Columbia Mo.
"ror believe would have consumption
to. day, if had not used this great rem
edy," lis guaranteed to satisfy, and you
get free uial bottle or soc or Sl,OO size
at Krrdcll Drug Co.
The FIRST kiss Of love" ougt to be
copyrighted because there are so many
limitations going tie rounds these days.
In every home where there is baby
there should also BE a bottle of McCee's
BABY ELIXIR. 1t may be needed at any
time to correct sour stomach wind collie,
diarrhoea or summer complaint. 1t is a
wholesome remedy, contains no opium,
morphine or injurious dug of any kind.
Price 25c and 5Oc per bottle. Sold by
Globe Drug Store.
Some woman's appreciation of their
own sex doesn't Iise any higher than the
salaries they have to pay their hired girls.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

Some woman's appreciation of their
own sex doesn't Use any higher than the
salaries they have to pay their hired girls.
Morgan County republican., 1912-06-13

The FIRST kiss of love" ougt to be
copyrighted because there are so many
limitations going tie rounds these days.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Register next Tuesday.
Referred to an Expert.

A stylishly dressed woman In a
smart-looking brougham narrowly
lverted running over a messenger boy
riding bicycle. The woman stopped
her car and opened the door Of the
electric tc express her sympathy.
But the boy was ahead OF her. and
In harangue that for emphasis would
pave made Captain Kidd or any Of the
old buccaneers green with envy. told
her exactly what he thought of the In
cident.
The woman closed the door hurried
'y. and. turning to her eiGht.yoar.old
son. who. dressed like Lord Fauntle.
roy, sat demure!y beside her. said In n
shocked voice:
'I never heard suci language In my
,ifc."'
"Oh. that's nothing" the little fell
low told his mother. you ought TO
have heard the cook talking to the
neighbors about you the c::her day"
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Making Weather to Order.

There Is n possibility that at some
dim and distant date we shall be able
10 provide weather TO order. At any
rate, a speaker at the Institution o!
Electrical Engineers in London held
out n hope that this wonderful and
scientific problem can he solved.
The suggestion is that by means Of
applied electricity clouds approaching
our coasts shall be dispersed and prc.
vented from crossing the country. In
other words. the clouds would be
broken and made to disgorge their
moisture at sea.
The electrical defense of our coasts,
II established. could he used AT will.
but the principal trouh.e would be the
pleasing of everybody. Where one
farmer. for example would require
rain. another might demand fine
weather.
Undoubtedly If weather ccntro! were
required scientists would proceed with
their invention: bu, at present there
seems no possibility Of the nation at
large requiring weather to order. for
what suits one man does not suit an
other.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Progressive Here

Neil N. Mclean OF Lamar, Progress
sive party candidate for congressman u
OF the second district. was In town a
few days ago interviewing the voters.
Mr.. Mclean has been a resident Of
Colorado for the past twenty fEe
years, Is interested in farming and
other lines OF business. He Is opposed
to the policy OF free trade and free
raw material. and in favor OF protect
Ing the beet sugar interests as we'll as
other interests Of the state. He serv.
ed in the twelfth and thirteenth gen.
eral assemblies OF Colorado and II
elested will ably represent our inter.
este In congress. ADV.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Rcsary of Gold Nuggets.

Sixty-.our nuggets Of virgin gold
made up rosary which Patrick Burke
a Wallace. Idaho. mining mar. has
given hia wife. The value c: the chap
lets. exclusive OF the work done by n
Pittsburg jeweler. Is $500.
The gold pieces wee sent enst and
connected by filigree chain exquisite.
ly fashioned. \
The cross Ia made of four OF the
larger beads of the native gold weld.
ed. Each of the PaterIo.ters is a lrmp
Of lesser size and the Ave Marias are
still smaller. The string is ended in a
Gloria Patria. beautiful in Its original
luster.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Church Dedication

Great preparations are being made
for the dedication of the NJ. f. church
at Olney Springs. This important
event is scheduled to occur on Sunday,
December Is. and Bishop Francis Nc
Connell OF Denver will otllciate. Prom
inent men will be present from
Denver, Pueblo and other places and
all are cordially invited to attend the
ceremonies. The services will last
all day.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Some Reasons Why

Editor New Era: Following are
some reasons why Ordway should be
the permanent county.seat:
First-We left Otero county because
its county.seat is away of on the east
side OF the county. Would 1t be con-
sistent now to make the same mistake
that Otero made? No, sir; be consist
ent and locate it here and the row will
be ended for all time to come.
SecOnd-Ordway, being In the CEN
ter Of the county east and west and
also in the center Of population should
have your suffrage, honest voter, with.
out dispute, for your vote on this i'm
portant question should be cast 10 the
interest of the majority OF taxpayers.
Third-Ordway should have the per-
manent county seat because 1t Is the
best equipped town In the county for
that position.
Fourth-Ordway should have 1t and
richly deserves 1t, for 1t made the fight
for county division and paid the cost
out of its own pocket and won, while
Sugar City fought us to the last ditch
and put us TO much greater expense
than we would have been if she had
worked with US.
Fifth-Now comes Olney Springs
into the race to divide Ordway's vote,
and II we fail to get u majority over
both on November 8 Olney will be
morally responsible for the special
election that will be necessary. And
why did Olney do this? The Repub.
licans gave them all the nominees they
asked form fact, the lions share
including commissioner, superintend.
ent. assessor and clerk. Now what
more do they want? Haven't we
played fair with you? Sugar City will
not cast a single vote for Olney, nor
will you vote for them. Then why do
the voters OF Olney Springs want to
/ put the county to the expense OF a
special election and prolong the tur-
moil over the permanent settlement
OF the county.seat question? Don't
let Sugar City make catspaw OF you
to pull its chestnuts out OF the fire.
A VOTER.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Your Eve Troubles

DR.: o. II. Bonner OF Rocky Ford
now makes regular visits to Ordway
and can be found at the Ordwny Jew.
elry company's store each Monday.
If you have any trouble with your eyes
or need glasses call on him. The man.
agcr of the store will take your orders
on other days and see that they are
filed. DR.. bonner needs no recon-
mendatiOn. His work speaks for IT.
self.-34tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Power from Hills

Manager Slaughter announces this
week that his company, the Ordway
Electric Light and Power company,
has signed up with the Arkansas Val
ley Light and Power company for cur
rent from their lines down the valley.
The plan is to tap the line at Rocky
Ford. A petition Is now before the
Crowley county board Of commission.
ers asking a right.of-way and work on
the transmission line will be started
as soon as it is granted. The present
local plant will probably be retained
as supplemental source of supply.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

E. P. johnson did not intend to cel-
ebrate his ID birthday Wednesday.
but his better half did, aud accord
ingly had relatives and a few friends
crowded into the parIor when he ar
rived home for supper. After doing
justice to q splendid meal the guests
we're entertained with cards. Those
who enjoyed the occasion were MIR.
and Mrs. J. E. D0wney, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. R. Thomas, Fred w. Rohl and fam.
lily aud Jay +. johnson and family.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

The quartet OF bear hunters consist
OF e. E. Hosler, George Gallavan. Dan
Matthews and J. w. Ray returned
last week from their expedition near
Durango. They secured four bears
ranging In weight from $50 to 400
pounds, the hides of which are being
mounted. These distinguished MIN.
rods tell some mighty tall stories re.
garding the perils encountered during
their foray among the ursine denizens
Of the southwestern hills.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

The pie eating contest at the -Prin.
cess theater Tuesday evening was
source OF much merrlment to the large
audience. Twelve or fourteen urchins
participated and daubed themselves
up with the tuothsome pastry. Mer-
ton Humiston won first prize OF a sill.
yer dollar and Edison Walker secured
second. I've tickets to the theater.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

The New Era IL installing this week
a Unitype typesetting machine which.
when we get 1t groomed up properly.
will enable the force to get this great
Indispensable weekly out somewhere
near on time. We have had our
troubles getting help enough hereto
fore to insure the delivery OF the
papers in the postolflce as early Friday
morning as we would like to have
them and hope that the new machine
will enable us to do 1t with less effort.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Political Meeting

Lyman l. Henry, candidate for dis.
trict attorney, will address the voters
at a meeting to be held this evening
In the opera house. All are invited to
he present and hear the issues dis
cussed. ADV.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
A Correction

In the article on another page con
cerning Mr. Weiland OF Fowler. candi-
date for state senator from this dis
trict, the initials should read in the
heading IF. NJ" instead Of "a. NJ"
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

E. w. Franklin will hold u public
sale before moving to Canada aud
will have some first class stuff to
offer. The bills are being printed at
this office and will be out In few
DAYS
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Milton Andrew and Albert ThOss o.
Pueblo have been guests OF the Miss
es Ruth and Ethelyn Dean.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Mrs. W. r. Brown returned to her
home In Pueblo Tuesday after visit
with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. E.
BashOr.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

A good meal will be served by the La
dies Aid society In the opera house
election night.-2t34
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Good clean screened slack coal So .0(
per ton at the bins. Try 1t. The Ord
way Trading CO.-34tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

County Commissioner Higgins OF
Pueblo won the auto rallied otf at Ls
Junta Saturday night.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

J. B. Hurt. a real estate dealer O
Denver was down last week to close
UP a trade with G. N. McNulty.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Mrs. WI Bryant and son. Herman,
arrived last week from Louisville. ILL.,,
to make their home for the winter.
After visiting for time In the FL. e.
BRYANT home they took rooms at
Charles Hensler's home.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

J.W.T Todd, county chairman of the
Otero county Bull Moose, accom-.
panied Neil N. Mclean, that party's
candidate for congressman OF the
second district, into this county last
Friday.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

N. G. Adams and wife and Miss
Bessie Jones were visitors in Pueblo
last Thursday.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
TOWN TALK
Ten days till election.
Register next Tuesday.

Mrs. J. E. Coy Of Numa was in Pueb.
10 yesterday.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Arthur Burd and the Beatty Mercan
tile company made big shipment o
sheep to eastern markets Sunday.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Mrs. Maud Young will give piano
lessons at so cents a lesson. Call irst
door south of John Schlunegger's 's.-33
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Niggerhead coal 5000 per ton at the
bin, SO. so delivered. The r. w. Eng.
lish Lumber CO.-7tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

How would a $3.50 fur robe or coat
feel when the days become chilly?
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Cement for sale-Tiedemann Mer
camille CO.-52tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Senator Casaday Of Boulder was In
town this week.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Wait until l get back from cid Iowa
and see me about that stock sale. F.
G. Adams.-29tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Jack Laceyof the Rocky Ford GnZette
has sold the Manzanola Sun to G. Il.
Bicknell. formerly editor of the Oga-
lalIa (Neb.) News, who ASSUMES charge
at once.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

1t will be pleasure to Claude Fer
lens many friends here to learn that
he has accepted the supervision Of an
electric light plant at West Salem,
Wis,
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Colorado wild hay Csc per bale. Oh
per ton, at the Ordway Trading Co.
-34tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

]. NJ. Mock was over from Olney
Springs Wednesday,.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Eat supper election night with the
Ladies Aid society at the opera house.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Allison OF Rocky
Ford have been guests In the Dean
home,
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Old fur coats refined and made over.
Come and talk 1t over with Hoffman.
-34tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

List your trades with E. P. Johnson.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

j. r. Thomas is now employed as
hay inspector at the alfalfa meal mill.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

The agony will soon be over-for
the politicians.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Register October 20. Vote for Ord
way November 5.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

"My helping hand would be of bene
fit also to prosy and boresome and
spoiled old bachelors when sweet
young thing of 20 leans over and looks
into their eyes and beseeches. DO tell
me all about how you make iron
beams! l am 5000 interested! 1t
must be such fascinating business!
What she really means is. If l can
keep you talking to me as though your
life depended on 1t I can get Harry
stirred into a perfect frazzle of jeal
ousy. He needs to be taken down q
peg or two. the way he's acting of late
with that Jenkins girl!'
"I'm quite charmed with the posi-.
bilities of my plan for a new profes'
sion!" concluded the girl who likes to
talk. Don't you want to employ
me?"
"I do not" emphatically said the
man to whom she was talking. "I've
already had lesson No. land now
please point out which one Of those
fellows is your Harry!"-Chicage
Daily News.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

John Graeber is now assisting at
the HI garage.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25
Come In and see our 1918 calendars.

Come In and see our 1918 calendars.
The agony will soon be over-for
the politicians.
John Graeber Is now assisting at
the HI garage.
Register October 20. Vote for Ord
way November 5.
No.Sag gate sold by r. w. English
Lumber Co.-l5tf
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Ulrich, on
Sunday, October 20, a boy.
D. F. Bartlett sold his Ford car
last week to Henry Baker.
Miss Cora Drescher is clerking for
the Kropf Bros. Mercantile Co.
j. r. Thomas is now employed as
hay inspector at the alfalfa meal mill.
Old fur coats refined and made over
IL 4,
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

No.Sag gate sold by r. w. English
Lumber CO.-l5tf
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Miss Cora Drescher is clerking fol
the KrOpf Bros. Mercantile Co.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Ulrich, on
Sunday, October 20, boy.
The Ordway new era., 1912-10-25

D. F. Bartlett sold his Ford cal
last week to Henry Baker.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24

Edward Meeker, . farmer, and biz
son were asleep when = loud knocking
wakened them UP. A stranger stood
1t the door.
"What do you want around here ut
this time o night wakin' everybody
up?" asked Meeker.
I'm sorry to disturb you." respond.
the man, "but was driving from up
the country to market with nice
tat hog, and 90 was passing your
house he jumped out Of the cart and
ran toward your barn. I didn't know
what you might do II you saw me run.
ming out there. and. besides. I can't
catch the hog alone Cant you give
me hand?'
Farmer Meeker called his son, and
the three caught the hog, after chas-
ing it for half an hour. 1t weighed
$50 pounds and was hoisted into the
cart after struggle. The stranger
thanked Meeker and drove OF.
"I'll bet that hog IL almost as big az
our'n," said the son to his father AZ
they went upstairs to bed. In the
morning young Meeker ran into his f.
TIERS room. "Oh. dad" he exclaimed,
''the hogs gone. That fellow stole our
pig. and he made us help to catch II"
London Tit-Bits,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
KNEW HE WA COMING.

When little Dorothy Walworth Wa
Introduced to her new baby brother Il
her homo in Yonkers she manifested
interest, but was not astonished. She
did not even AJAX questions.
What do you think Of your baby
brother Dorothy?'' the nurse In.
Quired.
"Oh," she replied. II knew no was
coming"
How did you know It, dear?"
II was down to Bronx Park and
cav the stork. recognized him By
the black stripes on his wings that
papa said were there. Well, I just went
close to the stork, when he was stand
ing on one leg. and whispered that
wanted him to bring me q baby broth
er. knew he would do 1t, too" And
the little girl looked wise and very
mysterious.
What made you think he would do
- you asked, Dorothy?'
Cause he looked straight at mo
and winked his eye,'' was tho emphat.
ic response.-New York Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
Never Marries Well Enough.

Never Marries Well Enough.
John, I'm sorry that Ethel has en-
gagged herself to that young Poreleigh.
He isn't half good enough for her."
my dear, II Eve had had parents
they would have been convinced she
might have done better."-Life.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
How Nice!

Internationally, l don't thtnA
much of the American method Of
spelling.
Hostess-Why not? De-.
Visitor--Well, take parlour, for in
stance. Having ~" in it makes al
the difference in the world.-Tatler.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
Very Suspicious.

Very Suspicious.
"How about this fare?" demanded
the stranger in New York.
Il haven't overcharged you, sir" de-
clared the cabman.
Il know you haven't, and why
haven't you? What sort Of deep
game are you up to? Answer me.
now"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
A Determined sportsman.

A Determined Sportsman.
He had returned from . long, weary,
unsuccessful fishing trip. A dog ran
across the road, barking dercely.
Aren't you afraid he'll attack your
asked the friend.
n wish he would. I'd take almost
any kind of chance to be able to 90
home and say had just one bite"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
Music. All the Same.

MUSIC, Al the Same.
Nextdore-Your wife used to sing
and play great deal. haven't heard
her lately.
Naybor-Since the children came
she has no time. r
Nexdore-Ah, children are such
blessings.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
Wher. the Money Goes.

Where the Money Goes.
&, And you say you can't save any
neusy!" asked the diner.
mo, sir" replied the waiter.
But what do you do with all your
hps?"
Sure, have to tip the head wait
br and the boss to hold my 5ob!"-
1oHkers Statesman.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24

just Before the Interest 0uiekens.
II hope your novel ends happily"
Indeed it does. It ends in the mar.
rage Of the heroine and hero; does
cot 10 into their married life ut Ill"