New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-11-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The visitor from the Far West who
refuses To- be impressed by some OF tho
towns proudect exhibits is one OF the
New Workers. greatest trials, and often
the latter discovers that tho attitude OF
his guest is based upon considerably
more than mere assumption OF SUI
pcrIorlty. A few days ago man was
rilo,inr a newly arrived friend about
town. and made the mistake. upon com
ing out on Fifth avenue, OF calling atten-
jon. with the maximum Of pride. to the
line OF motor buses spinning up ana
down that thoroughfare. To his amaze
ment the man from the Golden Gate re-
fueed IN be impressed. YES, they're all
right" he remarked, but you should see
,bo onos we have at home How far
do these run, anyway? We have an
aptomobils stage line between Sacra-
uanto and Folsom, with buses that
carry twenty four passengers and bag
gape and make about ninety miles day.
They run over country roads at twenty
miles an hour. and good many OF our
people are coming to prefer them to the
railroad. Yes, these are nice buses nut
.bov look sort OF funny beside ours.
THE KILLJoY.
mn the pesslmistc prowler is most In
noaeant scOwler and n hooter ana
bowler on occasions small or Sreat,
He will revel In invecuVe' WIN paoning
slons all corrective, Dut WIN a,ote
TIC viii frame UP a prediction OF disaster
'enI afriction and defy all contradiction
that might cheer him up bit; ,u
Hes our leading joy-forsaker' nss ou.
forcnnst troublemaker, and with MN
the undertaken Is the man that makes
~ Vo,, turned him loose in clover to re-
main q careless rover, with inc plue shy
stretching over where the oirus ara"
near 70 SING ,,.-,,,. a. TIE lay-
he'd surely track IT, lie would buHst
il and whack II, till 1t simply had 10
sting. 49, .Lara q. ,rouhla
9st,iu rcnewing and a hard luck story
brewing as the burden OF his rong.
He Is gloom's most trusty Ms.us'. rd "a
ing pleasure from our potoer. si ..,, &c
thinks lfe's out OF order III IL ISM Boihs
wrong Washington star.
The Music Commission OF Portland. Me-
has issued a circular through the once
o. the Mayor OF that city GAZING a'.eh-
,iop ~ Maine citizens to the fact that
"vlthIn their commonwealth Is located
the fin est organ In the country and sec
ond 70 none I'm the entire world, that ~
l. located I'm the auditorium OF the new
CIV Hall ard that organ concerts VIII
take mace there at short Intervals De-
,,yecn November I and June 10. While
fine circular hints at the commissions de-
sire to make Portland the organ centre
Of the United States, IT suggests the prac-
teal also in this paragraph: Wont you
participate In these concerts with us and
arrange to come 10 Portland for your
shopping on the days on which they are
given?"
Boss ito tardy clerk)-How Is IL, Mr..
Jones. that you allow me TO arrive at the
office first mornlngsf
C1erk--It is proper that L should give
precedence To my superiors' sir-Boston
! Trar script.
No appeal TO an Italian is so effective
az that to his patriotism. The modern
advertising experts are not slow to APP
preciate this, and several ITALIAN papers
have recently borne advertisements put
out by various photograph sales ccm-
panies, of which the following Is free
| translation: do you realize that you are
Italians? Have you kept posted on the
,--s.--> ~S -...Nt.l IN Trtaali? Do you wfsh