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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
Same Old World

They unearthed tendeoin district in old Pompe,
with all the other facilities OF gay night lite
Al is discouaeng realize that day better than
that OF the anciens il encouraging to think that IS
worse
The depends whether you pessimist
optimist. Anyhow, its the same old world.
OHIO like scpmother OF Observation-Disclosures
Post
THINGS certainly look dark for the Cuban poultry
Columbia State.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
GENEROUS

ssYou wish 10 marry my only
murmured the maanate.
Would you take from me all that
have to soIaee me In my old
sqe7"
"By no means" declared tho
duke warmly. we want you to
keep at least S5o,ooo."-Saered
Heart Review.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
PRECIOUS ATTRIBUTES

4 "Why are diamonds 80
\ highly valued7"
\ II suppose" replied Mr..
4 Growcher, ITS because they
u are made Of carbon. which Is
4 the equivalent OF coal, and at
r the same time look like ice"
4 Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11

"~hlle an clerk O. IN Beeieys'
port House wux outside arcaair'
IN depot wagon some hobo
sneaked Into m office an opened
IN safe an stole three hard.bolied
esns."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11

resort. All such contributions can
be RENTED. or made TO A. Hutch.
inson. treasurer Of the committee.
AZ l4is Seventh ave. Seattle.
X. WiNSOR.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
rng PUBLICITY BUSINESS

Now congreasman--w What can I
DO for you. sirs
Salesman tot stAtrsmen's Aneo.
dots Manufacturing Company
shall be delighted u you'll place an
order for q doasn Of real. live.
nnappg. humorous anecdotes as
told By yourself. nir--Puck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

Editor The Star: Many persons
have expressed a desire 10 contrib
ute to the fund for the defense Of
Leonard OLSON to appeal his case.
II necessary, 10 the court OF last
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11

Gentleman (engaging aroom)--
Are you married3
croom--No, sir. was thrown
acin a barbed-wire fence and got
my face seratchedl-The Taller.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
Restrained Enthusiasm

Nevada democrats voted for Champ Clark their presi
Dental primary but how went the posl Less
than oneha OF per cent Such enthusiasm docs
necessarily foreshadow sweeping victory in November
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
THE BoYHooD ASPIRATION

Il hate Ideals
said the promising person.
And yet replied Senator Sorghum IF
minds sacrificed first ideals would
elowns.'-Washingon
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
The Net Result

The Men and Religion Forward Movement ended in April,
after expenditure OF money and energy The statistics
interesting Meetings held 1909; addresses, $685. attend
ance i4o266; conversions $50 OF every 100
heard the message The other l9S doubtless got some
good out OF il.
the biggest religious revival in all history organ
xed by business business principles IL does not
appear however have stemmed the tide OF social and po
lticai
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
ONLY ONE WAY

4 DO you think Il Is poszsbIs /
= 20 make an airship Absolutely /
3 safcT~
4 "sure." replied the mechxsL I
. clan
4 "Howf 4
= Disable Il before II eeh 4 |
b chance to leave the ground. 1
\ Washington Star. I
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

Moore -ThnFiow Bergen play
eru Ia Alias Jimmy Nalen-
tine.
Metropolitan Dark.
scattie--Dark
orphsum Vaudeville.
Empress Vaudeville.
pan,a0es-vandevilie.
Grand Vaudeville and motion
pictures
rer--Phoiopiays and van.
dexllie.
Meieourne Phoiopiaya and vau-
dasillr.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11

COL. ROOSEVELT is called by admirer "A man with
proiosnd belief in Cod Had profound belief in TAFT when
Taft his opponent for oiiceLousvile Courier
Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11

why did yoa give your pafr0,
awAyf The poor bird meant moth.
ing by ifn profanity"
y could stand tn profanity. but
Il was learning 10 initiate my
ncighbors rusty lawn mower. -
Kansas City Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
The Answer

.Trvnr TO make man OF herself" is Ida Tarbers in
depreciation OF the feminist her essay The I'M
easy Woman And il hit hard that meeting was
held in New York answer her.
"Tryng make a human being OF herself the answer
Charlotte Perkins Gilman another brilliant thinker and
writer.
To mere good answers to those who think
good outside Of their homes these Ida
Tarbei, Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
ABOUT the only uneontesed seats at the Chicago con-
be those allotted the pressNew York sun
IF COFFEE keeps going up there won't be any going
down-Charlcston News and Courier.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11

PRACTICAL KIND
Il would Ike 90 BE a and deal IN futures
Then why not be n flnAncierf baltimore American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-06-11
NOTHING SERIOUSASS
Hi0Sf


4 JOY COMPLETE .
4 We've got bran new ma 4
4 hogany piano" said Mf. Cum =
4 r0x.
4 but nobody In your family 4
4 can play II" =
4 Yes, that's the best thing 4
4 about Washington star =
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

The result Of the election In Maine
emphasizes the significance Of the
Vermont returns. Maine, usually one
of the staunehest Of Republican states,
especially IN presidential years, is
very close Not since the Civll war
have the Democrats Of Maine made
such a showing IN a presidential year,
says the Enid News.
TO appreciate fnliy the meaning Of
the Maine election we must remember
the Republican and Roosevelt vote in
Maine was combined in ghis state cleo
iion standpailers and followers OF
the Buh Moose buried their ditter-
ences and oo-operated to wrest control
of the state from Democrats. They
kept national issues out Of the contest
as far as possible. The candidates
running On the Republican ticket
avoided committing themselves to
Roosevelt OF Taft in the presidential
contest But with the state election
over there win be immediate division
on presidential electors. With a pafi
and q Bull Moose electoral ticket in
the Geld. The Republican vote viii be
divided and tho Democrats standing
their ground win carry the state foi
Wilson and Marshall in November
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13
FUND
CONTINUES
GROW

In compliance with the request Of
the Democratic national committee,
The Express calls on the Democrats
OF Grady county for campaign contri-
buttons. In the last campaign Bryan
polled about 6,5OO,O00 votes. If ap-
prcximately one sixth Of that number
donate 81 each, the committee this
year will have at least 81 100000 clean
dollars to make the fight for Wilson
and Marshall. The battle is in pro-
gIess and money is needed now, not
next November With campaign fund
raised in such a manner Wilson will
be elected without incurring any OBJ
legations to the sinister interests that
always seek to control the govern
ment Let every Democrat in Grady
county send in his dollar. Following
is the list Of contributors to date:
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Secretary Riley Of the state election
board is busy sending out copies Of
the pledges for representatives re-
quired under the newly adopted plan
for electing senators. Every nominee
for the legislature Is required to sign
pledge that he viii, IN the event Of
his election, vote for the candidate for
senator who receives the largest pop
ular vote in the November election.
In the event that he refuses TO sign
such pledge he is required to sign a
statement to the effect that he refuses
to be bound by any pledge and will
cast his vote for senator irrespective
Of who receives the popular majority
A copy Of the pledge. If made. or the
statement. If the pledge is not made,
is printed on the ballot in order that
every voter may know whether or not
the candidate is bound.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

the department. The attorney gen
eral says that Col suggs must fur
nish names Of all delinquents to JUS
tlces Of tho peace who must render
judgment as In all other state taxes.
This viii cost delinquent owners more
than ten dollars, but Col. suggs is
Withholding the names for a reason
able time before permitting the state
to commence suit and is notifying all
owners.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13
The occlogNr AND ORIENT.
Meet in the Arena Of Buffalo 5ilrs
Wild West and Pawnee Bill's
Far East.

Two sides of the earth are reflected
in typical scenes with the Wild West
and Far East; men of many nations
are shown in representative deeds and
pastimes There will be western his,
tory pictures. Indian abttle and an
Oriental spectacle to illustrate the
attributes Of Occidentals and Orien-
tails. The Far East scene win reflect
vista of the Sahara, its camel cara
vans and native Bedoulns. A party
of tourists are shown in visit to the
pyramids and sprinx There begins
parade Of the eastern tribes and peo
pie. costumed and equipped in native
paraphernalla, on foot and mounted on
camels, and soon the arena is filled
with moving pageant Of rilliant
color As a particular feature OF the
spectacle Bedouin athletes and aero
bats. japanese jugglers and NEGRO
mancers, Whirling Dervishers and
other skillful experts viii demonstrate
various feats Of agility and strength.
The whole scene will be typically ORR
entail. In marked contrast to the wild
West section of the united exhibition,
which retains all the stirring features
that makes 1t so famous as a realIs-
tie replica Of cur history.
At Chickasha on Saturday sepiem.
Der 2i
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

MOiiu.
The ancient Greeks would have re-
garded al this elaborate striving after
pleasure with wonder Their rule Of
happiness was framed by Aristotle, one
Of the greatest intellects that ever
lived. Happiness comes, he wrote.
from an energy Of the soul along the
lines of excellence, where life is fully
developed" That is, the man is happy
who has a chance to exercise his pow
ers for useful ends under conditions
that give full scope to their develop
ment.
Darwin was happy in pushing on his
laborious scientific discoveries. Edi-
S0n is happy working l6 hours a day
in his laboratories. Jane Adams -
happy in the useful service she is do-
ing at Hull House. Every person en-.
gagged in useful activity gains essential
happiness, no matter how much per-
sonal sorrow may come to him. He
is like Wordsworth's Happy War.
rior"-
Who, not content that former worth
stand fast.
Looks forward perseyering to the last;
From well to better, daily self-sur.
past"
Besides this fundamental happiness
Of useful activity the pleasure Of the
guests at tho two gorgeous balls in
Newport wera mere peanut shelis--
Kansas City Star.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

They have gone to great pains IN
Newport lately to gain pleasure by Law.
iehly Ingenious effects at dancing par.
tles. At one party butterflies and
doves were liberated as part Of the
sneelacles At another the temporary
fenodeling o. the BAH room is aip-
Heaea e have cost sf5.eao. ard the
lafors came from evory part Of the
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

There viii. be something doing at the
city hall this evening when Hon. B. 3.
barefoot delivers an address before the
Wilson club Mr. Barefoot is an able
sneaker and everybody is invited to
hear him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Now comes curious news from Enid
a can has baon issued for a meet
ing TO organize a Tag club and it was
signed by 81 Republicans. This is de,
cidedly interesting, but it scarcely
seems credible that there are so many
Ialliies ia the state.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Rather slowly but somewhat steadi-
il the Wilson dollars keep coming.
Every Grady county Democrat should
DO his part toward bringing about a
great Wilson victory in November
The money is needed now-make your
donations at once.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Gov. Wilson's attitude toward the
bosses is revealed clearly enough in
his renewed opposition to ex-senator
smith of his own state. Wilson has
consistently opposed such men
throughout his career.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Conservative estimates place the No
vember pol at about 100000 Of
which Wilson win receive 7,00O,OOO,
TAFT 4.500,000, and Roosevelt 100000,
the other million going to CaAFin,
Debs, Guthrie Leader.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Once more the rainmaker has gone
to bat and while be didn't run the
score Oh as high as he should, we give
thanks ana indulge the fond hope that
BE win come again.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

It is estimated that over 1000 horses
have died from the strange malady
that has appeared in Kansas. The
losses OF farmers are enormous. Dras-
tic steps should be taken to prevent
the spread of the plague III Oklahoma.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

The paving tax decision rendered
by Judge Houston at Guthrie is Of
great interest to numerous citizens Of
Chickasha The principal points in
the opinion are brought ont in a news
article III THIS PAPER
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

You can use Bucklin's Arnica salge
to cure children Of eczema, rashes. lei-
ter chafings. scaly and crushed hu.
mors, as well as their accidental in.
iuries, ,-cuts, bruises, burns, etc. with
perfect safety Nothing else heals 30
quickly For boils, ulcers, old, ran-
ming or fever sores Or piles y has 40
equal Is eeats At Brown & Co.'S
cav
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13
%s%#%$%4++$+%9
= EXPRESS PAcKAGETTEs. .
$4+&%%%++%%S++%4

It will soon De goodbye to straw
hats.
Friday, September 1Sl And it rain
ed-such an unlucky day.
Beauty is only skin deep, especially
if a girl hasn't any money. remarks
wise one.
One man was mean en- n,ugh to say,
IL woman doesn't want to be mar
ried its a sign she is.
Contributions to the Packagette
column will be gladly received. Send
in The best one you have.
Uncle 81 says he's figgerin on TAX
in the kids TO the circus, but he doesn't
keer Tor sieh things himself.
And they do say that desirable rent
houses are becoming scarce in Chicka-
sha-another OF the good times com
ing.
A cloudburst is reported from the
Panhandle, but somehow it doesn't
touch any sympathetic chords in our
breast.
Let the weather prophets keep busy
Chas Horne admits that he's stumped
but Dick Mckay and the rest are still
on the job.
The college win have a dormitory-
! Senator barefoot and DR.. Riddle have
promised ii. and that's enough. II ths
governor acts up again, ven reeal
him.
After al, It IS a pretty valuable as
set for man to think well Of himself
The world hasn't any high opinion o
one who always appears to be apollo
gizing for existing.
In his speecs pit the college opening
Mr. Kayser, the esteemed p. NJ, Al
but declared himself for the suffra
gette cause. Votes for women ar
coming, he said, and it's a safe guess
It appears that the esteemed Akil
has about ceased to ache. Also ou
own pains are somewhat relieved sine
the school killing bin went down t
It's grave "unwept, unhOnored ana N
sung.a
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Every week adds to the death toll
among the air navigators. The price
of progress comes nigh, but brave men
do not hesitate to nay it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

The department Of highways is send
ing out the opinion Of the attorney
general TO all auto owners who have
failed 70 pay the state tax Of one dol.
Jar por year when goes to maintain
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

ANY erroneous reflection reputation
on firm Or corporation msstatement which appear
columns Express will gladly being brought
attention Of the management
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

At Tulsa q woman horsewhipped
her husband when she caught him
talking to another woman on the street.
And ihe judge fined tAe poor fellow.
That's what's called rubbing IT in.s
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Dennis T. Flynn, Everett Purcell
and other stand-pat Republicans are
urging Republican state convention
for the purpose of changing their po-
litlcal faith. The last state conyen-
tion that the G. o. P. held denounced
Taft and repudiated his administra-
ton. Every Taft supporter in Okla
homa stands today on a state platform
that repudiates the candidate they are
supporting.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Wilson club meets tonight-be there.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

The NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. has
been withdrawn It was initiated prior
TO the New York primary and the Chi
cago convention. but after those ex-
hibitions Of Republican fairness" the
G. 0. P did not have the nerve to
mention fair elections" anywhere in
this republic.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

The erimlnd court OF appeals in the
case Of A. H. Sheppard convicted in
the Washita county court of Illegally
transporting liquor, has reversed the
decision Of the lower court and re-
manded the case. The important opln-
ion is rendered that no one can be con.
vleted Of Transporting liquor wnsn it
is an interstate shipment and Tho evil
denee shows that it is being transport.
ed from the depst to the home Of the
consignee. This reiterates the opin.
ion Of the court in the case Of Roy
Gastlneau from Dewey county, decid.
ed several weeks ago
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

aa&&4a&S#@ss% %*sl
& DEMOCRATIC TICKET
> For President
= WOODROW WILSON
% OF New Jersey
. For Vice President
= THOMAS MARSHALL
= OF Indiana :
= For United States Senate
= R0BT. L. OWEN.
> For Congressman, 5th District I
= SCOTT FERRIS.
= For Congressman at Large;
= w, H. Murray
> J. B. Thompson
. Claude Weaver.
. For Representatives
= A. S. RIDDLE.
> T. J. BROWN.
= For County Commissioners
= District /
= ED PARRISH.
= District 2
= Id. CHASTAIN.
: District 3
: SELL PURSLEY.
= For County Judge
+ N. N. WILLIAMS.
= For Sheriff
= J. C. LEWIS.
? For County Attorney.
= OSCAR SIMPSON.
: For County Clerk
= f. P. BRADLEY
= For Clerk District Court
= s. M NEWMAN
= For Treasurer
= w. T. CLOUD.
: For Clerk Superior Court
~ W. L. MELTON.
= For Register Of Deeds
- ]. T. HILL.
= For Tax Assessor
% v. H. HULEN
+ For County Superintendent
+ G. F. NEWELL.
4 For Surveyor
= II. A. CRANWELL.
= For County Weigher
= c. c. GOETTING.
+ For Justice Of the Peace
4 T. P. MOORE.
= w. W. CLARKE
> For Constable
= BEN +. PHILLIPS.
#%#%$#%%+%@&+%%
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

one year, delivered by carTier---si.sO
Gin months. delivered By carrier 2.4O
qhree months. delivered By carrier 1.2O
Ozo month. delivered by carrier 40
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13
A Line of Extreme High
Grade Tailored Suits

Shown at $1,000 to $25, every one Of them
are modelled after the most approved for
eign fashions in serges, mingled two-toned
mixtures, diagonals and whipcords Their
values readily noticeable to the most exact
ing tastes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

The ex-Confederate veterans in their
annual meeting at Ada passed resolu-
tions strongly condemning the school
histories recently adopted by the state
board Of education. It is alleged BY
the old soldiers that the texts adopted
are very unfair towards the south and
its history. Supt Wilson OF the de-
partment of education declares that
II the texts are partisan, they are not
what they we're represented to be, and
that if Investigation discloses any un-
fairness, the books will be changed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Emory D. Brownlee, Republican
nominee for congressman-atlarge, was
one of the few Republican senator's
in the first legislature who believed
that no white woman in Oklahoma is
too good to ride in a coach with ne
gro and that any negro man in the
state is worthy of riding in coach
with any white woman. Brownlee
voted against the Jim Grow car law
in the first state legislature.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

I. + + : ++++++##++4+$w = +
= STATE CAPITAL NOTES. y
= ++*+ + 80 ++#*+#+++# =
Perhaps when Roosevelt reaches
Oklahoma he viii tell the people OF
this good state, whether he is running
for president on the Ossawatomie
speech or the New York state platform
Of 1870 He wrote both of them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

It appears that the esteemed Akin
has about ceased to ache. Also our
own pains are somewhat relieved since
the school killing bin went down to
It's grave "unwept, unhOnored ana IN
sung.e
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

IN his speeos pit the college opening.
Mr. Kayser, the esteemed p. NJ, all
but declared himself for the suffra-
gette cause Votes for women ars
coming, ne said, and it's a safe guess
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Beauty is only skin deep, especially
If a girl hasn't any money, remarks
wise one.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

The college win have a dormitory-
Senator barefoot and Dr. Riddle have
promised il. and that's enough. II the
governor acts up again, ven recall
him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

After az, It IS pretty valuable as.
set for a man to think well Of himself.
The world hasn't any high opinion Of
one who always appears to be apollo
giving for existing.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Let the weather prophets keep busy
Chas Horne admits that he's stumped
but Dick Mckay and the rest are still
on the job.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

One man was mean en- )ugh to say,
II woman doesn't want to be mar.
ried it's a sign she is.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

Friday, September 1Sl And it rain
ed-such an unlucky day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-09-13

A cloudburst is reported from the
Panhandle, but somehow it doesn't
touch any sympathetic chords in our
breast.