The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-18
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BETTER hunt up your goloshes.
IN thinking that he has fool-proof |
aeroplane. Mr.. Wright maybe entirely |
wrong.
YOU ought to be glad that you don't +
live IN Alaska. Think how kind the i
good Lord has been to you.
EXTRA: No known trace OF Hennery
Coldbottle and the water wagon crew
Hennery is still missing Travellers
over country roads between Indiana
Harber and Hessville found a lot of
| empty bottles every 800 feet>apart The
| tip is being Investigated
| AFTER all your bed is your best
| friend.
| JUDGE GARY is right in saying that
the steel trust does not make slaves
| out of its employees. An ordinary gem
| eral superintendent is so well treated
that at the end OF the year he can ex-
pect five shares OF steel common il he
has saved the company million on the
| payroll.
Heard Mt Indiana Harbor.
4 MT Baldwin is going to have his
house on I41st street"
Take it from me this will be the bus
| mess center of the town"
Tn two months you can double your
money"
Now, IL in ten days you don't triple
your money on these lots Tai take them
back, return your money and TIL give
you an auto besides"
''There'li be $4,000 working here in
nine months"
}, This would be good place to start
q saloon
Here. that one man bought a lot for
$500 at o'clock and sold it fifteen min
utes later for $4,000"
II am doing you great favor in
selling you these ten lots at $4,000
less than they are worth
| "There'll be more skyscrapers on Ce-
dar street than on Deo<lar street"
: AFTER reading THE TINES no one
acknowledgements They are always on
the go.
THE Chinese revolution win put a
crimp in the straw hat business. You
:. don't care about this now, but you will
, later on.
II ACCORDING to one of cur corre-
spondents, a Lowell woman had her
injuries adjusted by doctor" A month
z hence she'll probably be seeking him
s to have her bill adjusted.
Y their coal bin squared up than state
! ments for spring millinery begin to
: flow in.
: NOW that street cars are running
l. around Ridge road Tim Englehart won
y be satisfied as you would think He will
: now be demanding that Chief Martin
place traffic cops at his corner.
THEN again an iron bed may be q
= soft one.
MISS A.: OF course, when Hennery 1,
p missing you can't expect any poetry.
u OUR new Lake county towns ant
r cities are fine in many respects. bu
1e they have no fashioned white paint
a ed houses with green shutters.
IT is predicted that within fve years
we will have telephone newspaper
around here. Telephone newspaper
give you all of the news in the da.
IN time and by hooking the receiver ul
n to your ear you can get music an,
le vaudeville in the evening. Some wis
!, promoter will probably engage Alder
man Castleman. Think how entertain
ing 1t would be to pick up the receive
in case that they would have the alder
man the comic supplement Fo
n vaudeville one of his speeches wouI
as be worth $40.
We HAZEL MUTT writes that she mad
gown in one day. Whether 1t is
tea gown, an evening gown plat
gown. or the kind that they wear /
Robertsdale we are unable to say.
MANY people are worrying whethe
u Doc Cook really discovered the mort
Sc pole. Around here, whoineii cares?
A QUIET man may dress loudly.
POWDERED milk is now being use
in Thibet. Great sales of "talcum pow
IL der" when they successfully powde
vna beer.
arl FOUR MILLION auto tires to /
made next year. II you have one {
those dinky Hupmobiles you can sc
where you are going to get or.
G. w. J. ewhiting): No. Hennes
20 Coldbottle does not belong to the ov
tn club of your town However. Henner
VS. belongs to the knights of Wrest.
IF you have son going to hig
school probably you have noticed no
eager he is to tell of his dunbben re,
tin ora ana now Wen ne keeps quiei On u
snow shovel average.
YOU don't have to be Elk to e.
y" the grip that will be passed around
few days If this misty whether keel
up.