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The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13
TROUBLESOME.

'My husband has given me a
checking account"
"Isn't that lovely? Now you can
buy anything you want and just
write cut check for it"
eyes. Pm rather sorry on one ac-
count, though. 1t seems such lot
Of trouble to have to write out a
check for ones car fare, especially
when the cars are crowded, or when
you have to pay as you enter"
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13

When your child las whooping cough be
careful to keep the cough loose and cxpec-
toration cay by giving Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy as may be required. This
remedy will also lIqulfy the tough mncus
and make it easier to expectorate. 1t has
been used successfully in many epidemics
and is safe and sure For sale by-All
Dealers.
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13

Each age Of our life its has joys. Old
people should happy, and they will be II
Cambeslain's Tablets are taken TO strength
en- the digestion and keep tie bowels reg
ular These tablets are mild and gentle 10
their action and especially suitable for peO.
pie Of middle age ami older. For sale by all
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13

Hoax-Professor Scarem says
that electric cars will travel at the
rate of hundred miles an hour,
Joax-I'm sorry. It's hard enough
to get 'em to stop for you now,
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13
MAKE THE MOST OF TO-DAY.

We refuse sympathy and intimacy
with people as if we waited for some
better sympathy and intimacy to
come. But whence and whereT To
morrow will be like today. Life
wastes itself while we are preparing
to hVe.-Emerson.
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13
MOVE ON Nuwi

says policemen to street crowd, and
whacks heads II it don't. "MOye on now
says the big earsh mineral pills to bowel
congestion ana suffering follows. Or.
Kings New Fife Pills don't bulldOze the
bowels. They gently persuade them TO
right action, and health follows, 25c al S.
&c. McGeachy.
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13
AN IMPORTANT PROVISION.

81 want to marry your daughter,
sir"
'Do you think you are capable of
paying the alimony she has been ac-
customed to receiver"
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13

"Our landlady ought certainly 10
be in the railroad business. She
would be very popular with the pas
sengers."
'Why SOP"
"She has such a marked ability
for cutting down the fare"
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13

There Is 40 real need Of any one being
troublep with constipation. chemberlain's
Tablets will cause an agreeable loyement
Of the bowels without any unpl9b GIANT effect
Give them a trial For sale BY IAN dealers
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13
EXPLAINED.

'That man seems to be thinking
all the time of grave matters"
'Thai's became he's generally
The Chipley banner. (Chipley, Washington County, Fla.) 1893-1943, 1912-06-13
THE TEST.

cts your lady friend accom-
plished ?"
'Ytq bet she isl Why, she plays
by ha6d.o
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05

business men with two or three con-
ventions a year, having for it's main
object agricultural development, would
do much to encourage this work in
the schools and on the farms.
There is no portion of Minnesota
any better than this section. 1t is
an agricultural country and the soil
and climate make at especially adapt
ed to diversified farming. Here we
can grow good wheat and mature
splendid corn. Tame grasses flourish
and the hardy variety of fruit grow
nicely. But we have too many acres
of good land for the number of farm
ers who till them, the general result
being carelessness and neglect, and
the soil conditions have not been kept
up to the high standard that should
have been maintained. The farmers
and business men have come to realize
that the time has arrived to take
steps TO improve these conditions.
The legislature of last winter aided
materially in assisting the people to
make this start by providing aid for
agricultural instruction in the school.
A development association to include
a number of counties whose interests
are alike could very properly and with
profit to the whole section, review,
supplement and materially aid in the
PRONUNCIATION Of that work.
The Tribune merely throws out
these hints at this time with the hope
that they may be taken up and gener-
ally discussed. We will gladly pub
lish any comment or suggestions any
citizen of West Central Minnesota
may wish to make relative to this
proposition. browns Valley Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05

Some people say we should not
increase the railroad tax because in
the end the people will nave to pay.
IF this argument is good as to increase.
it is good as to any tax at all on the
railroads. OF course the people pay.
but it would be just as reasonable to
say that your grocer, butcher or hab-
erdssher should not be taxed. for the
reason that the people who buy must
pay the tax which is added to the SELL
ing price. This kind of an argument
could be followed down through the
list until nearly all property would be
exempt from taxation. The railroad
should pay just as much in proportion
to the value of its proper as any
other property within the state. This
is the only fair way. But are rail-
roads in Minnesota paying their just
proportion? The tax commission says
not.-Browns Valley Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
Copper Rivets

Few intimates make many friends.
Men who are slow to pay are quick
to ask credit.
Woman is the worst enemy woman
has ever had.
Strictly speaking, an honest man is
perfect man.
Experience is teacher who chooses
fools for favorites.
When a person asks for criticism,
he is only seeking praise.
Wealth is about the only burden
which men find their brothers willing
to help them bear.
Only when both hands are full is a
man excusable for not lifting his hat
to the women he meets.
People call that man a great think
er, who has the gift of expressing
the thoughts which all of US think.
No matter how often We have spok :
en- i'll of other people, it hurts US to
learn that other people have spoken
IL of US.
Many man who has the name of
being original, only has the knack of
putting other peoples ideas into prac-
tical application.
The true measure of a mans soul
is secured by counting the number of
persons he hates. rather than the
number of persons who hate him.
That the sage was right in his esti-
nation of the race, is attested by the
long list of mortals who are daily en-
rolling in the school Of experience.
The reason why some workmen are
careless Of their boss intere.ts is be-
cause the boss has forgotten that his
employees have interests of their own.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
FRIDAY. JANUARY 5, 1912
FORM A DEVELOPMENT
LEAGUE.

West Cetnral Minnesota should
have a development league.
Northern Minnesota has one, and
the'Northwestern states have one,
but neither of these serve West Cent
raj Minnesota.
The stone wall which impedes pro-
per development of this, the best Sec
tion of Minnesota. is the lack of peo-
pie.
The farmers and business men of
Hancock, Chokio, Donnelly, Alberta
and Morris are stirring for concerted
action to bring more people here.
Stevens county is sure to have a de-
velopment league soon.
Wouldn't the "West Central Min
nesota Development League sound
good?
And we could get together and make
q lot of noise about this section which
would make people listen.
The Northern League makes people
listen about Northern Minnesota, the
Dry Farming Congresses attracts at
tention to the semi-arid section.
We need to get together and talk
about ourselves. and people will
listen.
We have the best section Of the
footstool right here, but we need to
get together and join efforts and make
people listen.
The "West Central Minnesota De-
velopment League" will do it.
Who seconds the motion?
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05

toned by an Owatonna paper that
man from Los Angeles was recently
in that town, offering from $50 up for.
grade Holstein cattle, enough to make
q carload; but was unable to find
them. There were good cattle in
abundance, but not enough of the one
kind. Had but a few farmers united
in raising Holsteins only, that car
could have been filled, and the success
of the buyer in filling it would proba
bly, have brought to Owatonna string
of other buyers.
Such an incident-but one among
many of the kind, should serve to
awaken Minnesota dairy breeders to
the presence of an opportunity truly
golden" if they will only unite to
seize it.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
WEST CENTRAL MINNIE
sofa DEVELOPMENT.

A development association for West
Central Minnesota would be the proper
thing. How to improve along agri.
cultural lines should be the main OBJ
ject of such an association. for as we
advance in this particular, new set
tiers would naturally be attracted.
All over West Central Minnesota to-
day scientific agriculture is being
taught in our public schools. A big
central organization of farmers and
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
. . . .
The Dairy
Stock Demanded.
BY c. r. Barns, Extension Di-
vision, Minnesota UnlVer-
sity Farm.
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4 + + 1. 1. + i. j. + i !. /. j j. i. i. +
The reputation of Minnesota as a
butter producing state every now and
then draws hither men from states
further west, in pursuit of choice stock
for their own farms. They naturally
reason that the basis of such a repu-
tation must be the possession of
choice herds. But Minnesota has not
yet advanced far enough, in the pro-
duction of pure bred and graded stock,
to enable it to come anywhere near
meeting the demand. And unfortu.
nately the selection of breeds, by the
few farmers who have gone into the
raising of dairy stock for sale, has
been so various and has been so often
dictated by fancy rather than by sound
business principles, that it is difficult
anywhere in the state to make up
carload all of one breed. That their
purchases shall be "all of one breed"
is now wisely insisted on by all up-to-
date purchasers.
AS an instance Of the rich oppor-
tunity often lost by the failure of dairy
breeders around a given shipping
center to get together and cooperate
in raising just one breed, it is men
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
THE MORRIS TRIBUNE
J. C. MORRISON,
Editor and Publisher.

SUBSCRIPTIONS $3.50 per year in ad-
vance, 75c for six months, 4Oc for three
months. All papers are continued until
an explicit :order is received for discon-
tinuance and until all arrearages are
paid. The date following the subscribers
name shows the date to which the subs
criptiou is paid.
ADVERTISING RATES-Eight cents per
inch per issue fiat and five cents per inch
additional for composition
Local notices, five cents per line.
Card of Thanks, twenty-five cents
Lodge resolutions, $1.OO
Legal notices at legal rates.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05

So many progressives do not exact
ly favor La Toilette and so many Re-
publicans favor neither Taft nor La
Toilette. that the statement of Gov
ernor Osborn of Michigan that both
should withdraw will meet with con-
siderable response. The best solution
of the problem lies in the selection of
some man like Beverage of Indiana
on whom all could unite. Otherwise
a Democrat will be elected to the
presidency.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05

The little joker in the automobile
law which provides that every vehicle
must display lights at night was
probably put there for the purpose of
helping out automobiles who speed
along the highways at night If an
auto runs down a vehicle which has
no lights, the auto owner could prob
ably make getaway on the damages.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
FERTILITY OF THE SOIL.
Persistent Manuring Adds Greatly to
Value of Land.


Value of Land.
Western farmers who expect to be-
come wealthy in their later years, or
that their children will be made
wealthy, by q rise in value of their
lands, such as has been witnessed in
Eastern states, should remember this:
That such an increase in value will
depend very largely on the degree to
which they shall have maintained the
fertility of the land by careful and per-
sistent manuring. If the land is per-
mitted to become worn out" It may,
like some of the abandoned farms in
New York, lose all value for agricul-
tural purposes, and sell for less fifty
years hence, than it will bring today.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
Reasonable Question.

"You look very tired, young man
Are you overworkedT
I'm studying for minister, sir"
"Well, why In the world don't you
let him study for himselfT-YOnkers
Statesman.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-05
A Small Likeness.

A Small Likeness.
Binks (who has given links cigar
You'll find, old chap, that is some
thing like a cigar. Jinks (after few
puffs)-By Jove, there is slight re-
semblance. What is it?-Royal Maga
zine.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
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 AT THE PRINCESS.

Just as another demonstration of the strength of its motion picture programs. the Princess will offer to day three reels. all first run pictures, rnd each enc q feature in itself.
 Getting Square, a Shamrock kid comedy finn is just out and will be shcwn here for the first time. It is q scream, the photography Is above criticism, while the work of the juve- nile and grown np actors Is the best. 1t is bright, new comedy that will Je appreciated by all
 The Toy Phone" is Reliance juvenile picture, serio-comic of great merit. This story Is woven about toy telephone used by the kiddies and is very pretty film drama.
 The Ranchman and the Hungry Bird Is a story related by the Than houser company. It ;s a western TO- nance with a beautiful nature study and dramatic story
 If there is any cooler place in he city than the Princess, the patrons Of this playhouse have not found it. That's why 1t Is such popular re- sort these hot afternoons and even ings. If you have not found it you are due to make a discovery that means entertainment and comfort.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
WHiTTiNGToN PARK.


 Despite the threatened rain, there was large crowd present last even ing in the summer theater at Whit . tlngton park to witness the free yau- deyllle show and there was not dis appointed enc in the audience.
 Next week a banner program has been arranged. The girl with the shape" Miss Carter, will be there and delight the crowds with singing. talk Ing and dancing MT Carter will as sist her in this act.
 Billy McLaw, the black face banjo artist, is also on the program, and will render several old plantation melodies
 Jack Conners the favoriae local baritone, has received number oi new song hits which he will sing next week, and new pictures for the new machine have arrived and will be added to the regular program
 Nightly rehearsals are being held by those taking part in the big Moose minstrel show, which will be given next Wednesday evening. This min strel show will be one of the best ever given in Hot Springs. from the pres cnt indications and the manner i'll which the general public Is purchas ing the tickets leads to the definite conclusion the theater will be packed on that occasion
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
 NEW CENTRAL THEATER.


 There will be the usual change of program at the New Central theater today, with three splendid new reels of pictures interspersing the spec iacnlar with thecomedy and dramatic
 '.The Sands of Dee" Is one of those spectacular films made by the Bio graph company, bright and enter talning picture with all the feature elements which the Blograph imparts 10 its pictures
 Partners for Life, an Edison drama. iss beautiful camera story in which the work of the actors and the camera man is brought into strong competition for popularity.
 "A Cowboy on Broadway" a Kalem production, in a comedy in which a sombrero clad westerner cuts some what of wide swath in the effete east. and there Is a laugh in every onG Of his antics
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
ROCK ISLAND TIME CARD.
rralns Depat

Trains Depart
 1880 D. m daily New York and Chi cago Oklahoma and California. f.25 D. m daily, Little Rock, Memphis Limited. connects at Memphis for all 5:so p. m. daily. except sunday, Mall 3:oo a. m, daily except Sunday. Nal ysrn local
 1855 a. m. daily, Little Rock local. All trains arrive and depart from Ben ton street station. opposite the postoffiee.
 Trains Arrive.
 10.35 a. m daily from Memphis, Lit ile Rock and Oklahoma.
 9.l5 a. m. daily. except Sunday, Nal yern local
 740 ? m daily, from Little Rock Oklahoma and points east,
 SIS D. m. except Sunday, from Nal vern.
 through steel sleepers to Chicago and Denver parlor car to Memphis anl dining ear from Little Rock, all steel coaches to Memphis Direct connection at Little Rock to Oklahoma, California and all points west Connect at Mem phls for all points Quickest time td New York City without extra fare.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
AT THE AlRpoME.

On account of Miss Zena Amend taking suddenly sick, the Jack Bessey Com lany could not give the perform ance of the Girl from Home" last night, and MT Bessey announced the play intended for Saturday night in- stead The Jack Bessey Company will conclude their engagement in this city tonight, presenting The Girl from Home, a four act comedy. The Jack Bessey Company have many Friends in the city who will welcome their return
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
ALLOWS s2oo FEE.
County Compromises Contract Witr
 sumpter for Settling sla Case.

sumpter for Settling Big Case.
 "A fee in the sum of $200 was all lowed Attorney O. H. Sumpter yes terday in county court for handling the case in which the assessor and board of equalization was to nave been mandamused to increase tax as easements in this county Attorney Sumpter had made a contract with the county to defend the action sue cessfuly through whatever course 1t took, for a flat price of Sl000, and a guarantee to win the case When the case resulted in compromise and was settled without any legal battle the matter of the fee was discussed. and while it was confessed generally that Attorney Sumpter was entitled 10 his contract fee the same as fl lengthy litigation had resulted yet the settlement was made as above stated.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03

Mr. W. s Gunsalus, a farmer living near Fleming. Paa says he has used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar. rhoea remedy in his family for four. teen years, and that he has found it 10 be an excellent remedy and takes pleasure in recommending it. For sale by all dealers.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
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 IRON MOUNTAIN TIME CARD.
Tralns Arrive.


 No ss3-from local points between Benton and Hot Springs on local freight train tdaily except Sundag), 7:15 a. m No. 17-From St. Louis Chicago, Kan sas City. Memphis, Little Rock. Texas and California, 10;55 a. m.
 No. 1a-From St. Louis Kansas City Fort Smith, Little Rock, and Texarkana 2;25 D. m.
 No Si3-From St Louis. Kansas City Memphis, Little Rock. Pine Bluff anc Texas, le;55 D. m.
 Trains Depart.
 No. S4l. for Pine Bluff. Little Rock Texas California. Kansas City, Mem phis and St Louis, 7;l5 a. m. No S9a-for local points between Ho Springs and Benton on local freigh train tdaly except Sunday) 500 q n No 20-For Little Rock, Fort Smith and Kansas City, 11.30 a. m.
 No lS-For St. Louis, Chicago, Kan sas City. Memphis Little Rock, Pint Bluff Texas, California and New Or leans. 30 D. m.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
PETIT IS MAYOR.

Tom J Petit. Of the Marquette hos tel. and alderman from the Third ward, has been designated as mayor for the period of the absence Of Mayor Waters on his vacation
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
CHARGE GRAND LARCENY.
Art Sheeler and Joe fieskett Are Un-
 der Arrest on Serious Charqe

FNTN oItNICF aFIu NVt fFNSNOtt FN'N VlI"
 der Arrest on Serious Charge.
 Before Justice Joe Afford next "Wednesday Art Sheeler and Joe Hes kett, both identified with saloon in terests in this city, are to have to an swer charges of grand larceny. The charges are preferred by NJ. w Will kins and J. M. Smith two visitors, who were stopping at the Great Northern hotel and ano charge that the accused men robbed them at ~ Auditorium bar. Wilkins states that when he left Smith in company with Sheeler and Heskett for a few min utes and returned. he found Smith very supplied and drunk, and Sheeler shaking dice with him.
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
BOWLING ALLEYS.

Four regulations in Dugan Stuart building, opposite Arlington hotel A place for ladies and gentlemen 10 en- joy themselves, Robt R McRoberts, Proprietor. 4tt
The Sentinel=record., 1912-08-03
 M'kINNEY HEARD FROM.
Says Charges Against Him Are Not
 Serious and Will Be Vindicated.

Serious and Will Be Vindieated.
 Earl Mckinney, former Hot Springs real estate man, now under arrest at Sioux City, Ia., on a charge of using the mails to defraud in connection with company operating a Simplex Powder Ejector. was heard from by relatives here yesterday. In 9 mes , sage he states the charges are not serious and that he will be vindicat- ed It was stated here that Mckin- ney was only salesman in the em- ploy of the company which stands under charges of using the malls to defraud.