The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-06-12
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An Important Qucstiom.-This, briefly, is the burn
ine question of the hour: Shall we take seriously to
and pointed hodices, or shall ne continue to admire
flowing draperies displaying AN obviously corsetless con-
dition and a rather dowdy and exceedingly expensive
simplicity"
Simplicity is hardly the word for the sta,uesque
complexities of drapcly which some OF the best people
insist on hanging on their bones to grace every oc-
casion indoors or out of them. They talk OF nothing
hut proportion. line and harmony, and, to practice what
they preach. turn themselves into living pictures for
the benefit of the spectator.
All this is thanks to the designs Of artists who
have chosen silks and sutins instead of paint and cam
vas as a method of expression Their clientalo shuddcrs
at the rigid nnpaintabiNty of the tailor-made. and falls
into a living picture scheme ON every urovora,ion
This Rooster "Ju2Sctl."-The cyclone which re-
Gently swept Through the colony section of oklahoma is
RESPONSIBLE for many queer freaks. the freakiest of
which VAS when ii blew the head of Fred Melton's
rooster through the handle of a Jug. The rooster was
found next day s'rutting around and growing loudly,
hearing the Jug With him. 1t WAS necessary to break
the Jug to release him. Tha, cyclone must have been
a return of the one down in thar country q few Years
aeo which blew a Jug wr"ng-side-ou withou, splitting
a drop of its contents.
SOME people never know whom they get enough
OF a good thing. aud 1t seems TO he tho nature of some
people t" 80 right back and try it over again after they
have "nre found trouble. Down in williamsburg. y.
V. = dog hit a man ON the nose. After having the
ri"l'osal hplendage repaired AT "a hospital he went on,
armed with Il hr""nlstick To find the dog again. He
took a sample ot his check. We haven't heard whether
the fello" went back for a third experiences or not.
II is hard lines the New Workers are playin. in
fhes" DAYS. They can't Get house servants. During the
rast f." months many have closed the hashrry in
their homes and rcs"rted 10 hotels. restaurants and
other 'a'"ri.s. This proved Very fna for a while. but
about the time the plan was workine nicely the Walters
81 ~" 'tA went ON a strike. then tho hungry folk we're
up against il. There are hn, two alternatives left
e"her G"f TN. t"ndl"ss habit OF make the Women do the
cooking.
DER GRNDV iTF.
Nho shtindS G"r streets and CORNERS arnunds
Wit snfrel ages To te ground.
Ind snnlHed. und bowed. und meter frorrod
Der Graduate.
VIII" hold N"1lr hand Ven vou would starr.
fd t"fd N"n N"n 49, mighty shmart.
t"H no" he 'nNed YOU nit his heart"
Der Graduate.
ne picture shows "f l.ogansport. Ind. have q novel
N'an TOR drawing crowds. There ara four of them and
1feN ad"ertlse T." give q free admission for each ~ ent1-
"""' "NS a'NN eF'a ~ IN" hoN-nff1c". This should in
sure a crowd but how about paving expenses"
If Governor Burke locsu't sue tho American rro-e
aSso'iauon tor libel for issuing INA, cut nurportin- ,u ho
a likeness of him. and which rs being printed i'm several
papers. he has no spnnk. Il looks more lilo th,, Of az,
Egyptian mummy than that oi our own dear Homes,
John.