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Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
BROKE OUT IN HEAT RASH

s22 Georgia Ave. East Nashville,
Tenn.-"My baby was about two
months old when he began TO break
out in small red pimples like heat
rash. afterward turning into testers.
They gradually spread until his little
head. face. groins and chest. his head
being most affected. became q mass
OF sores with a great deal OF corrup-
ton. II became offensive and gradual
ly grew worse. kept a white cap on
him TO keep him from scratching. It
seemed TO itch so badly. II made him
cross and his chest and groIns would
often bleed.
Nothing seemed to help it. and
had almost come 10 the conclusion
that my babys case was hopeless.
when hearing OF the Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment. I decided TO try II.
I noticed at once that baby rested bet.
ter. / continued It for few weeks and
my baby was entirely cured by the Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment. They cured
where all others failed" (SIgned)
Mr.. E. o. Davis. Nov. 2s, 1912
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample OF each
free. with sep. Skin Book Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. /. Boston"
Mrs. Sutton advertised for a woman
TO do general housework. and In an
swer n colored girl called. announcing
that she had come for the position.
Are you a good cook?" asked Mrs.
Sutton.
NO. indeed. don't cook" was the
reply.
Are you a good laundressg"
Il wouldn't do wsshin' and ironin':
It's too hard on the hands.
Can you sweep?" asked Mrs. Sut.
ton.
No" was the positive answer. I'm
not strong enough"
Well" said the lady OF the house,
quite exasperated. may l ask what
, you can do?"
Il dusts." came the placid reply
Everybody's.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
Her RuTiro Passion

The woman who had chased dust
and dirt all her life finally reached
81. Peter.
Come in you poor. tired woman. =
he said. and held the gate atar
But the woman hesitated.
Tell ne first" she said, how often
you clean house7"
The saint smiled.
You can't shake OF the ruling pas
sion. can you?" he said. "Oh. well. step
inside and they'll give you a broom
and dustpan instead OF harp
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

What is there that London in the
season is not?" asks Sydney Brooks
in the issue OF Harper's Weekly. 1t
is the capital of the kingdom. the
home OF royalty. and the scene OF the
thousand and one festivities, cere-
monies. and fetes that go with a court.
The present sovereign has displayed
an unexpected relish for the social OBJ
legations and opportunities OF his po-
sition; and there never was a time
when the influence and example OF
royalty added so much to variety.
stateliness, and magnificence Of the so
cial program. And. besides this. Lon.
don is the seat Of the legislature; 1t
IS the capital OF the empire; and ev-
cry year. for the three months that
end with the end OF July. II is the
worlds center for opera. for concerts,
for pictures. for the drama, for nearly
every form OF art"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
Twas a Pretty Thing.

The young man produced a small.
square box from his pocket
Il have a present for you he began.
Il don't know whether It will Mt your
finger or not. but
~oh. George" she broke in. this Is
so sudden, Why. never dreamed
But Just then George produced the
gift-a silver thimble-and 1t got sud
denly cooler in the room.-Ladies'
Home Journal.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Four-year-old Dick had made an I'm.
portant discovery that his hair Womb
pull out II enough force was exeres
and was absorbed in proving the "a
cinating ind on his forelock. His 81,
ter-aged seven-noted the proceed
Ing with round-eyed horror.
~Dickie, Dickiel" she cried. IN,
mustn't do that,"
"why?" demanded Dickie. with TIA
cynicism OF childhood.
because the Bible says that an
your hairs are numbered-andi IL w.
pull any out you'll make a lot OF er,n
bookkeeping for the angels
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
Mixture Of Caution and eeo,ory.

At the Union depot a few evenings
ago a mother who had gone 70 see her
daughter. a miss OF about is years.
safely started on a journey. was heard
to give the young lady the following
words OF advice just before the train
started. Now. good-by, my dear
Take good care Of yourself and re-
member not to be too free with strang-
ers on the train. But II a nice looking
man should speak to you be polite to
him-he may buy your supper for
you-"-Kansas City Star.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

John" said an eminent physician,
weartly. entering his home after a
hard days work. John. II anyone
calls excuse me"
Yes. suh." agreed John. the old
family darkey.
Just say" explained the doctor.
that the masseur is with me-
a little later the doctors brother
called-called and received the shock
OF HIS life.
Il want to see the doctor at once"
said he.
"Yuh can't do 1t. sur" solemnly an.
nounced the old darkey. turning up
his eyes till the whites alone showed
"Yuh can't do It. sub. The doctor,
sub. am wild de Messiah. h."-New York
Evening Sun.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
The Moons OrsnrIno-

Looking out OF the window one eve
ming. little Marie saw the bright. full
moon in the eastern sky. and. appar-
emily, only few inches from II. the
beautiful Jupiter. shining almost as
brightly as the moon itself. Marie
gazed intently at the spectacle for a
moment. and then turning to her
mother exclaimed:
"Oh. mother. look, The moon has
laid an egg"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
Simple EXCLAMATION.

To Illustrate a point that he was
making-that his was the race with a
future and not a race with a past
Booker T. Washington told this little
story the other day.
He was standing by his door one
morning when old Aunt Caroline went
by.
Good morning. Aunt Caroline" he
said Where are you going this morn
ing
"Lawzee. Niista' Washton." she
replied Use done been whar Use
gwine. kansas City Star.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

At club dance an enthusiastic
member approached a rather duh
member and said unto him:
Say. for heavens sake go over and
talk TO Miss Fryte. She is sitting all
by herself"
-But-but what shall say to her?-
Tell her how pretty she is"
~But she amt pretty"
We'll, then tell her how ugly the
other girls are. Amt you got no So
cial tact,"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

A better thing than tooth powder TO
cleanse and whiten the teeth, remove
tartar and prevent decay is a prepara-
tion called PaxtIne Antiseptic. At
druggists. 25c a box or sent postpaid
on receipt Of price by The Paxton
Toilet Co, Boston, Mass.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
Don't Take calomeI
Bonds Pills Are Better
They do not sicken or gripe.

They do not sicken or gripe.
They do not tear you to pieces"
They do not leave you constipated.
They are small. mild. effective. Why
waste time and money on unknown
and expensive purgatives?
Just take one Bonds PHI at bed
time for that headache. biliousness,
torpid liver. etc. and wake up we'll!
All Druggists. 25c. or send to Bonds
Pharmacy Co. Little Rock. Ark.
A free sample on request.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
WIRE FENCING

Both welded and wrapped for stock
pigs, poultry, garden and lawn. ali sfxes-
per rod Send trial order ROOE,TSes e
all kinds, galvanized and painted steel
rubber and gravel coated We have a
good rubber roofing for &c square ali
complete. Send trial order Mention this
paper. Pidgeon-Thornas Iron Co. 81
y. I'd St. Memphis, Tenn.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

A Pittsburg drummer in a small
town dropped into place to get bite
to eat. The place looked familiar. but
he didn't know the proprietor.
Been running this place long?" in.
quired the drummer.
No; l just inherited it from my ia.
ther."
'Ah, yes. | knew him. ! recognize
this old cheese sandwich on the coun.
ter"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

tod as he mani
tests himself. Yet.
while men do not
recognize God who
has revealed him
self. they are con-
stantly manufac-
turing gods to suit
themselves. an d
these are as nu-
merous as those
OF Egypt In the
days OF the Pha-
raohs.
In the text
there is the call OF
God 10 give atten-
ton TO hImRlf--
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
His View,

Hewitt-This place is 1000 feet
above the sea level.
Jewett-But the sea isn't on the
level; It always makes me sick.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

The Professor-ln 40 wasps' nests
there are an average of % 900 insects.
The student-Why, professor, dis
turbed Just one nest one day. and I'll
bet there were more than $4,000 in
that one!"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

/ say the degree OF vision that
dwells In a man is correct measure
Of the man.-Carlyle.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

1t is not easy 10 be a widow: one
must resume all the modesty of girl.
hood without being allowed even to
feign ignoranee.-Mme. De Girardin.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18


me q well woman after
suffering three years. "
- Mrs. MARY BoGART,
Reedville, Oregon.
New Orleans, La -
When passing through
the Change of Life | was
troubled with hot flashes,
weak and dizzy spells and
backache. Twas not fit for
anything until / took Ly-
dia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound which
proved worth its weight
In gold TO me. Mrs. GAS
TON BLoSDEAU, 154l Po-
lymnia St, New Orleans.
Mishswaka, Ind. =" Wo-
men passing through the
Change of Life can take
nothing better than Lydia
<. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. / am recon-
mendingittoallmyfrie
because of what it has
done for me. Mrs. CHAs.
BAUER, 523 E. Marion St,
Mishawaka, Ind.
Alton Station, Ky.-"For
months l suffered from
troubles in consequence of
my age and thought l
could not live. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound made me well
and / want other suffering
women toknow about it "
Mrs. EMMA BAILEY, Alton
Station. XIV.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Teacher OF infant geography class
John Mace may tell us what a strait
Is.
John Mace-It's Jus tn plain stun.
'thout nothin' In it-Judge.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take Take the I'D Standard GROVE TAsrEiEsss
ShiLL IONlC You know what you are tak lnr
The formula Is plainly printed on eyery botiie
snowinx Is simply Quinlne and Iron IA tasteless
people and children. 80 cents
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
The Usual Way.

Yes: he committed political sui
eide"
How can a man commit politica
sulcide?"
by shooting of his mouth"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
Living Up to It's Name.

How do people seem to like your
new song. The Aeroplaner"
Just carried away by H."
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Nothing so completely knocks a con-
trary man as TO nave you agree with
him.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

seedy Applicant can bring tears
to the eyes OF the audience.
Theatrical Manager-Huh, We
want somebody who can bring the au-
dience.-Puek.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

1t makes 4 girl awfully ashamed TO
let a man kiss her without first put
ting up some sort Of a blum.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

stella-This is the presidential year.
Bella-I know. The farmer we
board with keeps eight bull moose
that chase you every time you 90 out.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Women commiserate the brave, men
the beautiful. The dominion Of Pity
has usually this extent. no wider
Landor.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Garfield Tea Is Invaluable for all irreculsu.
ties of tho liver, kidneys and bowels. In Is
made from pure and wholesome herts.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

A woman never thinks her husband
SO unreasonable as when he expects
her to be reasonable.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

There is neither friendship nor jus
tice in them among whom nothing h
common.-Xenophon
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
Its ADVANTAGES.

Il think the pillory ought to be re
vived as punishment for this frenzied
financing"
Why so?"
because II provided a fitting penal
ty in stocks and bonds"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

GARFIELD Tea Is fine laxative beiny COM
posed wholly Of pure. hesIltl-givlng herbs.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

present

Mrs. Knicker-Laugh and the wors
laughs with you.
Mrs. Bocker-Weep and you get /.
present
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

GETTING Bid Of IL

Tyres-I tell you the man who
takes care OF his own motor car has
a good deal on his hands.
Byres-Well. soap is cheap.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

hrI winaiov's Soothing syrup for Children
teetning' soffens the gums, reduces innamma-
tions auAys pain, cures wind collie, e5c q bottle
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

It's easier to lead some men to
drink than 1t is to drive them away
from Ii.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Stella-How do You suppose the,
will finance third party?
Bella-Don't know. l can't make
father pay for one.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Janitor-Stop playing that trom-
bone; the man in the next room says
he can't read.
Dtnkheimer-Ach, vot ignorance
ness, could read ven vas fife
years oldt,
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Seek life's nourishment in lifet
vork.-Phillips Brooks
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

A woman may not realize that she
has good figure until other women
begin TO fnd fault with 1t.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

When a man is down and out his
friends are soon up and away.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Deisem, No. Oak. -"I was passing
through Change Of Life and felt very
bad ! could not sleep and was very
nervous. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound restored me to perfect health
and would not be without it Mrs.
F. N. THORN, Deisem, No. Oak.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Lest you forget when next In nc,-f NJ :,
laxative remember the name Clarified II. =
\ t-lal Will convince you Of its merits.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

The wagons tongue goes without
saying.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
TESTIMONY
OF five WOMEN
Proves That Lydia E Pink
hams Vegetable Com
pound Is Reliable.

Reedville, ORE can truly recon-
mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to all women who are passing
through the Change Of Life, as II made
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Only In world where there is suf.
fering could God prove that he is love
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

All women are more or less cred
uious. and some have faith in their
husbands.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

When you are offered anything free
look for the string.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

III your digestion Is a little of color ,
course OF GARFIELD Tea will do you good.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Even your best friends haven't time
to do much worrying on your account.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

And the Lord also helps those who
help others.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Brilliant baseball plays are diamond
sparkles.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

The value OF forethought is otter
demonstrated BY the after effacts-
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

Abstinence from low pleasures is
the only means Of meriting or OF OBJ
tanning the higher.-Landor.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

The humor Of some people is so del
icate they ought to take a tonic for IL.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

The man who buries his talent
might as well bury himself.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

rs Mrs. Gillet a wellinformed wom-
am"
We'll. she's on a party wlre."-Life.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

When God calls. the safest step W.
can take IS stralght ahead.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18

A truthful fisherman always knos,
where to draw the line.
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
God Demands
Recognition
By Rev. ]. II. Ral,on.
Seer-try q cs----ponJ-ne- D.psrsens q
MOODY Bsbis la.dsu'-. Chiesso
By Rev. ]. n. Ralston.

TExT-Psslm as.io-"Bc still. and know
that l am Cod
While We rarely and a professed
aeist nowadays, few men recognize
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
rrue TO His Irust-

Father" asked the beautiful girl,
did you bring home that material
for my new skirt?"
Yes"
Where is it,
Let me see? Wait now Don't be
impatient, I didn't forget it. I'm
sure I've got 1t in one Of my pockets,
somewhere"
Oxford eagle., 1912-07-18
When london lakes Leisure.

The man who sticks closer than a
brother, is sometimes a second cousin.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-10-03
Are Those ROHnanist OafFnS Fig
EnemtS Oh Imagination?

TO my regret and surprise, there are some
Protestant sectarlan papers which have
hastily classed as "fakes," those horrible
oaths Of priests, bishops, cardinals and
Jesuits.
Why don't the editors Of those papers
investigate?
For instance, DR.. Lovett Of the Ad0ocote
might ask Mr.. Alfred e. Seldom, the Paris
correspondent of the Christian STANDARD to
inquire at the Ministry of Justice, whether
the jesuit oath did not come out, at the trial
of Father Lavolette in 1861.
That statement is made in one Of the books
on Roman Catholicism
The oath itself can be found in scores of
books.
AS printed, it is not more terrible than the
curse pronounced upon the communicated
The words of the curse are not disputed
The curse and the oaths emanate from the
same hell-brew of vindictive, merciless intol-
erance.
DR.. Lovett will have noticed that those
Augusta, Ga. Knights of Columbus who
promised to show the oath of their 4th
degree members to three Protestant preach
ers have not done it.
They are not going to do it, either.
It Victor j. Dorr, and his brother Knights
will show the real 4th degree oath to any
three patriotic americans, those incipient
traitors would probably have to emigrate to
Baltimore or to New York City.
Augusta would be too hot to hold them.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-10-03
s. Prose MiScelEarpieS. -

ONE Of the very best of the Watson books
- is "Prose Miscellanies," which is col
lection of some Of the shorter essays written
within the past twenty years by Mr. Watson.
The book is beautifully bound in paper, is
richly illustrated, printed on fine paper, in
large, bold type.
The price of the book is $11O, postpaid,
and it will be of interest and instructive to
every member Of the family
The table Of contents is "The New Year"
"A Forgotten Scholar" Brandon Talk on
Literary Topics" "a Tragedy in a Tree
Top" "In the Mountains" "Convalescent,"
"Glimpses Behind the Curtain, "Not Quite"
Glow | Came to Write q Life Of Napoleon"
CAT Fifty" "Eccentrcities of Nervous Peo-
pie" Dream Children" "The Oddities of
the Great" Bubbles on the Stream" EThe
Greatest Of Women" "a Rose On the
Snow" "Reverie and Suggestion" GAS It Is
and AS It May Be" "The Song of the Bar
room," "The Vulture," 'Uncle Remus Is
Dead" "The Wine Cup" Toward the
Light" "The Country Wife" "The Path of
Glory" rs It Worth the Price" 'EThe
Late" "The Old Packet Boat by the James,"
"The Most Original Poem" "An Incident in
the Life Of Epenetus Alexis Steed," "a New
Years Greeting"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-10-03
Priest Kidnaps Child.
THE following news item is going around

Tacoma, Wash, September 28-A suit
against Roman Catholic churchmen and Sisters
of the Academy of Visitation, in which Mrs. Liz
alleged kidnapping and alienation of the affec-
tions of her daughter, Majore Rieman, was
brought to close late last night when the jury
awarded Mrs. Magnusson $4,000
The charges were against Bishop e. J. ODea,
of the Nicqually diocese; Father Van Goetham
Mother Camilius and Sister Aloysius, of the
Academy of Visitation, and Louis I. Lefebvre, an
attorney.
Marjorie Keenan, aged II, disappeared in Feb
ruary 1911, after her removal from the academy
by her mother. Evidence produced to show
the girl had gone to the home of Father Goetham
and that he had concealed her.
Father Goetham testified he had kept her
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-10-03
PAGE THIRTEEN

whereabouts secret because she told him her
mother would place her in improper environ
ments in Alaska.
You will see from the above that while
Father Goetham stole the girl, he had many
accomplices in the crime.
Bishop 3. J. O'Dea was an accomplice in
this child-stealing
Mother Camilius and Sister Aloysius were
equally guilty.
The jury did quite right in finding against
the whole gang
Let us hope that the outraged parent will
criminally prosecute this Roman bishop and
his accomplices in crime that naenace8 every
home IN A4ner5c0.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-10-03
Colonel Dick Maple Surrender
at Discretion.
THE following letter is what you might
call self-explanatory:
Sept. 28th, 1912.

Sept. 2Sth, 1912.
My Dear Watson: I just can't stand it any
longer, as you have soaked in and gotten me SO
full that I must yell "hurrah for Tom" as you
showing that the light has hit you squarely
in the face and your manhood has nobly
responded
Why, gol-darn your read head and hide am
ready to apologize for the rough punches I gave
to either apologize, yell glory for giving you
eternal eel, but you have "come through like a
man that l always knew you were, and I know
that Debs will get your vote in November, as you
are truly an American citizen and that class are
all Socialists-go to it Tom, you are the kind
truly love-
Truly your friend,
DICK MAPLE.
P. S. Some, and they were my friends, gave
me hell for the jabs I gave Roman Catholicism,
but would not quit without a "choker" and got
it, o. k. DICK MAPLE.
ANSWER
Truth compelled me to say that Debs and
Seidel were the best men who are In the
Presidential race.
The lifelong devotion of Debs to his prin-
ciples and his heroic work and his sacrifices
for them, excite my sympathy and admira-
ton. He is the brainiest man in the race, and
the finest orator now living
But | am an old -fashioned Charles Fox
Thomas Jefferson Democrat, and I cannot
advance any further in radicaIism than have
already done.
Debs used to stand where [ do, and I'm
sorry he ever pushed on beyond me-
Such men as he and [ and Dick Maple
ought all to be on the same firing line, for, at
heart, we have the same passionate longing
for betternent Of human conditions.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-10-03
Addresses OF Subscribers
Wanted.

WILL Mr.. John j. Combs please send his
w present address to The JEFF? In his
recent letter of complaint he failed to give
his address, and it could not be deciphered
from the post-mark on the envelope.
Mr. M W. Sheehen also failed to send his
address when he subscribed for The Weekly
JEFF.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-10-03
IN BOOK FORM

IN BOOK e RIM
VSATS0h'S "F2OMAN CATHOLIC FslERARCHY"
Including the chapter FOG which The
knights OF Columbus are prosecuting
hsER, fn tEe Federal Courts. Price $G.25,
postpaid. Remit by Money Order.
JEFFERSONEAN PUB. CO., Thomson, Ga.
Arizona republican., 1912-03-24
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
As reported by the Arizona Ab- stract & Title Co, 134 West Washington Street.

r. D. Lane and wife to D. E. Clark and wife. deed to lot II. block =, Churchill addition.
 Phoenix Home X Land Co. to Sa- rah A. Smith, deed to east 43 feet of lot 9 and west feet of lot ,, block II, University addition.
 F.. P. Anderson and wife to F.. J Peter, deed to northwest quarter of southwest quarter of Section F. town north, range 3 east.
 Capitol Realty Co to F.. R. Glib bons. deed to lot 20 and part of lot l9. block 1. Capitol addition
 Geo II Stor X wife to Dr F. W Wilbur X w $ Dorman. deed, sec 2
 Dr w Wilbur ct al to Ralph F Gilkerson-Deed, SEA- Sec 9. T $ R , F.
 Thomas n Baine ct al to Sarah E DeEncnas-Deed. lot 4S Willowdale Sub tf
 Jesus D DeBaine to Sarah E DeEn- cinas-Deed. lot WillOwdale Sub.
 Redewill Music Co to Union Bank X Trust CO-Deed. lot 25 blk l Brown IIolsinger TT
 Jacob Kleck X wife to Redewill Music Co. same.