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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
IRONING HELPS.

A bit Of sandpaper tackled to the end
Of the ironing board will be found q
great convenience for cleaning irons
Salt. too. will remove starch on irons.
piece Of beeswax or a rag saturated
with kerosene rubbed upon the iron will
prevent sticking. but even with this aid
the starch does not always behave.
Irons IRE ruined n allowed to become
red hot. They will not retain the heat
so we'll afterward and. besides, II rough
ems them.
Unless a drop Of water will run along
and then of an iron It is not hot enough
for use. Old catalogues may be used
for trying the irons. tearing the leaves
off as they scorch.
Embroideries must be ironed on the
wrong side upon heavy flannel or bath
towel folded. This lie to bring out the
design OF the embroidery
Handkerchiefs are ironed on the hens
first Any fancy designs should be pick
ed out and pressed fiat. Then the CEN
ter Is ironed. Table linen must be damp
and then ironed until perfectly dry. The
gloss will then be as bright and smooth
as satin.
Table napkins are folded In four and
then twice, making square. Large
tablesloths are rather difficult to han.
die, so after ironing doubled (selvage to
selvage) II can be rolled upon a curtain
pole and left there for a time.
When taken Off and folded the creases
should be lightly pressed.
As rule. the folds are ironed very
hard and this. Of course. will quickly
wear out the cloth
There seems no sense In having the
creases so very prominent. since the
life Of the cloth Is lessened thereby.
Few women need TO he told that the
position of the folds should be changed
from time to time when ironing.
Towels and pillow slips are folded
three times, then doubled. Sheets are
usually folded in four. then doubled and
folded three times.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
A CAVERN IN THE CUMBERLANDs
(From the Baltimore SUM-

One Of the most wonderful caverns In
the world has been discovered In eastern
Kentucky. Unnamed. UNEMPLOYED and al
most unknown Is the vast cavern Only
few persons have dared enter the cave
TO view It's grandeur and to study the
ondrous work of nature.
The cave IL situated In the foothills of
the Cumberland mountains, 81 Line
Ford creek headwaters. In Letcher county
Two or three exploring parties have en-
tered the mammoth cave and spent days
inside the vast subterranean passageway
but none has ever discovered the end.
They report passageways. rooms and
chambers innumerable. some enormous in
size. OF transparent stalactic columns.
One room has a level and smooth floor,
and they call It the dance hall. while 9TH
ers have unfathomed pits and chasms.
One party returning here day or two
ago said that immense stalactitic columns
extending from roof to roof may be seen
on either side OF the entrance.
As they proceeded on their downward
Journey the formations became more in
teresting. Finally they found themselves
IN labyrinth Of passages resembling hall
ways. windows or entrances into other
,sopgas .arszphauphevex NV .<pHeeS ,AtRc
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

elected as third term representatives
to support Fletcher. yet they will not
find fault with T. X. for secretly sup
porting Governor-elect Haines with
the understanding that the latter
would come out for the third termer
after making his own calling and
election sure.
If 1t is cited that Harness declares '.o
made no such promise then the situa :
ton is made all the worse for Roose-
Welt. inasmuch as he is willing to false
ly put himself In the POSITION of hav-
ing encouraged Haines In secret
agreement, for the sake Of the effect
which such an announcement might
have upon the voters of the country
In general at this time.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

derfully sensitive and deep-feeline
race Of men. The multitudes makine
their way sadly on foot. the immens,
coffin. the praying ritualists. the music
the line OF great ladies In simple
mourning garb with flowing HART.
one capable Of spelling them out, thes
things all possessed their message
each was eIther an out-speaking of
life or lesson for life. Things
which have brain AMI soul behind then,
are not barbarous simply because they
differ from the European type.
Our funeral customs have for us q
deep meaning, lesson, and power
OF easing the soul. But suppose a
stranger were present. and then at
tended similar ceremonies among the
Japanese. 1t is almost probable that
the impartial stranger would saw tina,
In clothing ourselves In black we were
stressing the very aspect which did
not need emphasis, that in our solicit
,tation about the remains. and our TO-
cusstng of attention upon the inter-
ment. we were inferior to those East
|ern people who give most thought 10
|worshipping the spirit of the one they
have partially lost. After all tn,
spirit is the thing whrch remains and
Is most worthy Of worship.
sameness means Limitation. The
world will be no better Off for having
the Japanese made like the English
italians ana Americans, while II NAV
conceivably be worse off for having
them made unlike the Japanese. The
world was better for having the Her.
init Kingdom opened up SO that IN,
diverse peoples OF East and West
might interchange intelligence. Nut.
suhito's reign marked the era OF tne
establishment of intercourse with the
world outside. 1t may be tie task Of
Yoshihito to prevent intercourse from
developing into assimilation ana sayo
Japan from being deprived Of distinc.
tion II not absorbed.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

vf11almar Stefansson, the famous
uninhabYted country on this continent,
declares that the white Esquimaux'
he found in the far north are much
like white men and better dressed than
the civilized Esquimaux. They num-
Der about one thousand, and one the
DRY is that they are the descendants of
the lost Morse colony who migrate
from Greenland.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
UNIVERSITY NOTES.
Several Changes In the Faculty "hcn
College Opens Next Week.

Several Changes In the Faculty When
College opens next Week.
When college opens next week We'd
nosdav there will be number OF
changes IN the personnel Of the fac-
ulty. .
DR.. Frederic w. Stone, formerly OF
Miami University, will be physical d.
rector Mrs. Mabel d. Stone Will nave
charge Of tho women's physioal IN
struction, taking tho place OF Mrs. A.
b. Myrick.
Prof. Arnold w. Lahee. graoua'e
student Of Harvard, in the absence OF
Prof. Charles W. Mixter. Will oe the
&C ting hoaA Of the Department. OF
Economics and Accounting.
Prof wellington T.. Aiken comes
from Mt Hermon School to be assist
ant professor of English under d.
Topper
prof. Walter L. Epson has gone to
Union College. Robert D. thomson mas
been promoted TO the rank OF assis''
ant professor and will serve as acting
head of the department OF EIectr1caI
Engineering. Harold r. Barton Will De
his associate, and a third man yet 20
be chosen will carry the rest OF the
work In the department
Andrew H. Holt. ~, will be instruct
or In OWL engineering. taking the
place of Albert v. Keislich. who has
resigned to take up construction IN
firm which was headed BY his fatner
for many years.
| George F.. Moriarty Is now teaching
IN Chauncey Hall School. a fitting
school for Massachusetts Tech His
work will be disposed OF by DEPART
mental arrangement, the bulk OF 1t 60
ing to william +. Griffin.
John NJ. Stetson. instructor In matn-
ematics, has left to study for a doc
tors degree, his work being taken by
Mr.. Robinson.
Prot Max w. Andrews will resume
the work in public speaking, Of which
Mr.. Clancy had charge last year
He will also teach some English
classes.
Walter Bedding leaves to become
superintendent of a large light and
power plant at Rutland. His work VIII
be handled by reimbursement In the
departments of electrical engineering
and physics.
! In the Medical College, DR.. David A
Shirres of Montreal will not continue
his work because Of his growing prac-
tice DIR. Frederick w Sears will take
up his work in nervous diseases.
DR.. Barnet T. Joseph. instructor IN
Anatomy. has been made librarian Of
the medical library, which is now
reaching large proportions.
There has been a redistribution Of
/ administrative work and Laurence w.
Swan, In his new position of secretary
to the university, relieves Mr.. Andrews
of his work as purchasing agent and
business manager of the university.
Prof. Arne K. Peterson takes the
place Of John p, Helyar as instructor
Of Botany.
Raymond T. Burdick takes much OF
Dean Hills work, who will devote his
time to the administration OF the Ag-
ricultural College.
J. Clark Allen, for seven years JAM
itor Of the Medical College, has re-
signed TO enter the insurance business.
and Henry NJ. Lord. janitor of tho
Billings library for sixteen years.
moves to Boston. Their positions will
be taken. respectively. by William
Tully and Walter Clayland.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
FINNTGIN TO FLANAGAN.

Superintindint wuz Flanagan:
Boss av the siction wuz F1nnigin;
Whiniver the kyers got often the tn
An muddled up things Z tn dNl
back,
Finnigin writ 1t to Flanagan,
Afther the wrick wuz all on agin;
That is. this Finnigin
Reported to Flanagan.
Whin' Finnig1n first writ to Flanni@
He wr1ted ten pages did Finnigin.
An he tould Just how the smash
Cured,
Full minny tajus, blunderin' wurrud
DID Finnigin writ to Flanagan
Afther the oars had gone on agin.
That VILE how F1nnigin
Reported to Flanagan.
Now Flanagan knowed more than
nigin:
He'd more tdjucation. had F1annigaI
An 1t wore m clane and completely
TO tell what Finnigin writ about
In his writin' TO Mister Flanagan.
So he writed back to Finnigin.
Don't do such a sin ag1n;
Make EN- brief. Finnigin"
Whin Finnigfn got this from FlanniI
He blushed rosy rid, did F1nnigin;
An he said: 'T"l gamble O whole mont
pa-ay
That II will be minny and minny a da-
Before Sup'rintindint, that's FlanniI
GIFTS whack at this very same agil
From Finnigin to Flanagan
Reports won't be long again"
Wan da-ay on the s1ction av Ttnni,
On the road sup'r1nunded by Flanni
A rail gave way on a bit Of q curv,
An some kyars went off as they m
the swerve.
Theirs nobody hurled" sea Tinnigs
But reports must be made TO B'lal
gan"
An he wanked at McCorrigan.
As married a FinniXin.
He wux shantytn' thin. wuz E1nnfgi
As n1inny rAilroader's been a9tp,
An the shmoky o. lamp wux bsn,
bright
In Finntgin's shanty all that night
Bilin' down his report. wuz Rhnigf
An he writed this here: Muster Fl
nigan:
on agh. on ag1n,
Gone agts,-Finnis1n."
-strickland W. China,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
IT'S YOU.

You say tn world looks gloomy,
TIL skies are grim an gray;
Thu night has lost It's quiet
You fear tn coming day.
Tn world IL what you make II,
TIL eky is gray or blue
Just as your soul may paint It:
II amt tn world--it's you!
Clear up tn clouded vision.
Clean out tn foggy mind;
Tn clouds are always passing.
An each Is silver.lined.
III world Is what we make it,
Then make 1t bright an true,
An when You say IT'S gloomy.
1t amt tn world-t's you!
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
ARrrUL GEORGE.

Papa" said Georgia, 1T worries me
awful to think how much trouble give
mamma"
she hasn't complained"
mo. she's very patient. But she often
sends me to the shops for things. and
they are q good way of, and know she
gets Cross waiting when she's In d
hurry"
MOT often. fancy"
"Oh. she's nearly always in a hurry
She gets everything all ready for baking
and finds at the last minute she hasn't
any yeast or she gets a pudding all mix.
ed and finds she hasn't any nutmeg OF
something; and then she's In an awful
stew. cause the oven is all ready. and
maybe visitors are coming. and can't
run a very long distance, you know; and
feel awful sorry for poor mamma"
"Humph. Well, what can you do about
IT."
II was thinking you might get me a
bicycle. "-Pearson's.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
HIS LITTLE SCHEME.

Going to Wombat's dinner party7"
Guess so. Why Is he announcing that
reporters will be rigidly excluded7"
That's his scheme to get the affair
we'll written up,"-I.ouisville Courier.
Journal.
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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

When you want anything. advertise
In the now special column OF this
paper Some bargains are offered
there this week which II will pay you
to read about. See page two. This
paper has more than $4,000 readers
every week ana one cent a word will
reach them all.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

this, what Is the Republican party to gain
BY handing itself over-government and
ALTO Its political rivals?
Respectfully,
b. FRANK CARPENTER.
New York City, Sept 10. 1912.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
THE STORY TELLER
NOW A GOVERNORS ENEMY

NOW A GOVERNORS ENEMY.
Governor Eberhardt Of Minnesota, dur
ing an address, told the following story
Of his own experience:
"Once while travelling through my State
I was noticing In particular the great
amount Of waste that was going or
about me. During the afternoon went
into the dining car. which was crowded,
90 sat down near one end OF the car.
opposite heshy woman. who, I thought,
weighed at least $50 pounds.
"As looked past the woman through
the car window. not noticing her partic-
ularly, I was impressed by the vasi
amount Of farm machinery that was un-
sheltered and exposed to the weather and
could not help but remark: What a
waste!'
THE lady opposite me faced me square
~ and said: Mister, you Just mind your
own business "-Phiiadelphia Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
NOTHING TO IT.

"A thing OF beauty IL a Joy forever"
remarked the husband. as he surveyed
her gown.
you can't Jolly me into wearing this
dress another season." responded the
wife. Washington Herald.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
A NATTER OF MENTALITY.

| do you think fishing IL a congenial
recreation for really brainy men?"
Undoubtedly. 1t takes a pretty smart
person to think up any really new stories
to tell when he gets home. shington
Star
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
AN APPROPRIATE NAME.

What kind OF fountain pen Is that
you have?'
Don't know the make, but I call II the
Independent"
why so2"
1T doesn't cure whether Il works or
not" Boston Transcript.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
OUR KALEIDOSCOPE.
SHE HIT HIS PIPE.

I loved you for your bushes ripe
And tempting lips-ahem!-
Until You tiounced upon my pipe
And crushed the amber stem.
Judge
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
WHY A HORSE rs A P1IAR1sEE.

WHY A HORSE IS A PTiARISEE.
A Swansea Sunday school teacher re-
Gently asked her class for a definition
Of the word Pharisee One bright little
chap answered, II expect he's q horse"
'why. what makes you think that7" ask.
ed the teacher. very much surprised.
well. because the Lord said. Whoa un.
to him." was the reply.-cardiff Western
Mail.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

Excursion to New York. See ad on
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.


Do not lay silk waists away witho
taking out the shields. az tho rubber
likely to crack the silk.
Beware Of ustng cellutold combs in Il
hair. II they come near q gas jet thd
will explode IA the hair.
To remove silk from sweet corn use
small vegetable scrub brush. This-takd
it off easily and completely.
A simple cake icing 10 made hY ustu|
orange juice or any other fruit Juice an
stirring in sufficient confectionery sugH
to have It the right consistency.
A man who has been camping Is euthoI
ity for the statement that an ordinar
wax candle may be used to polish Ia,
shoes. Rub the candle on the shoes an
then polish With soft cloth.
When SCOT OF ink fails ON q carpet O
rug never attempt to sweep It of at once
but cover It thlckly with dry salt an,
let It stand for a day. Then you ca,
brush off the SAT- and the stain win COM
with It,
Newspapers are naturally mothproof. a.
moths refuse to penetrate printers ink
Water clothing covered with many wrap
pings Of newspapers and with the Ana
wrapping sealed so that 1t has no open
Ing. Is mothproof; yet It is well to pu
camphor or moth balls inside the clothinl
In this newspaper case
AS a kitchen disinfectant salt has nd
equal. Pour the salt water from the fc<
cream freezer into pipes to disinfect them
Salt cleans iron, makes good dentrihce
hrightens the carpents. removes egg
stains from silver spoons. will cause fruit
stains to be more easily removed from
linen; combined with acids will clean
brass.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

Terms-S1.OO Year. In Advance
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WANTED.

THURSDAY. SEPT 10
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

A simple cake icing 10 made By ustu
orange juice or any other nruk juice an
stirring In sufficient confectionery suga
to have II the right consistency.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

Do not lay silk waists away witho
likely to crack the silk.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

To remove SILK from sweet corn use
small vegetable scrub brush. This talk
it off easily and completely.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1912-09-19

Beware Of ustng cellufoad oonbs in q
haar. II they come near q gas jet th,
will explode IN the hair.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-01-25
MRS. LARAMORE
TELLS TROUBLES
Lady in GOOdWater Describes Her
Distressing Experience and
Tells How She Was
Finally Relieved.

Goodwater, Mo.-"Ever since | was
little girl" says Mrs. Riley Laramore,
"a was great sufferer from dyspepsia.
] suffered misery after eating, and had
terrible heartburn.
| thought ! had to suffer this way as
long as lived, but when began to take
Thedford's Black Draught, in small
doses, every night, the heartburn was all
gone in a few days, and | could eat
without distress.
! took two small packages in all, and
although that was some time ago, the
dyspepsia has not returned.
! speak a good word for Thedford's
Black-Draught whenever have the OPP
portunity."
If eating causes distress, we urge you
to try Thedford's Black Draught. II
cleanses the system, helps the stomach to
digest its food, regulates the bowels, and
stimulates the liver.
1t acts gently and is without bad after
"ts. Tryit. Price 25c.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-01-25
This U,iIt Stop ToOr
Cocigh IN a. Hurry
Save 81 by Making This Cough
Syrup nf Home.

This recipe makes a pint Of better
cough syrup than you could buy ready
made for $3.50. A few doses usually
conquer the most obstinate cough
stops even whooping cough quickly. Sim
pie as it IS, no better remedy can be had
at any price.
Mix one pint of graduated sugar with
II pint of warm water, and stir for 2
minutes. Put 2 4 ounces Of Pinex fifty
cents WORTH in pint bottle; then add
the Sugar Syrup. 1t has a pleasant
taste and lasts family a long time.
Take teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
You can feel this take hold Of a cough
in a way that means business. Has a
good tonic effect, braces up the appetite,
and is slightly laxative, too, which is
helpful. A handy remedy for hoarse-
ness, group, bronchitis, asthma and all
throat and lung troubles.
J he effect OF pine on the membranes
is well known. PineX is the most valu-
able concentrated compound of Norwe-
gian white pine extract, and is rich in
guaiacol and all the natural healing
pine elements Other preparations will
not work in this formula.
This PineX and Sugar Syrup recipe has
attained great popularity throughout the
United States and Canada. 1t has often
been initiated, though never successfully.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction, or
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex, or will
get It for YOU. If not, send to The
Pinex Co., TT. Wayne, Ind.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-01-25
THE BLUE MOUSE" THE BILL
AT THE GRAND TONIGHT

Are you a "Blue Mouse? The way
to sell is to find out if you feel "cdn-
ODDLY" If you do, then you are one
of them. To feel "cunoodly' is the
result of temperament. 1t has some
thing to do with love- Merely want
ing a little affectionate attention isn't
the same thing at all In order to
shake yourself like woolly dog and
say Gee, | feel 'cunoodly' you must
first get engaged. After you're en-
gagged, send your fiance away. Then
your feel cunoodly'."
That's what the "Blue Mouse" says
in the play of the same name and
she ought to know, because she is en-
gagged and playing the part of anoth-
er mans wife for $4,000 per month.
It's all proper enough when you see
her in the play which comes to the
Grand tonight.
The late Clyde Fitch wrote the
play and entrusted the chief charac-
ter 20 petite Wanda Ludlow. Her
part is that Of a dancer who is known
as THE Blue Mouse" Her temper
ament leads her into all kinds Of
scrapes, but the greatest is when she
impersonates a Mrs. Rollett and flirts
with the president of big railroad
company in order to get Rollett pro-
NOTED.
Seats on sale now. Prices 25c, soc,
$1.0O and $1.50 Seats put aside will
be sold unless called for before 5
O'Clock today.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-01-25
LAME EVERY MORNING.
A Bad Backache is Always Worse in
the Morning. Brunswick People
Are Eindinn Relief.

Are Finding Keller
A backacne that aches all day and
causes discomfort at night is usually
worse in the morning. Makes you
feel as if you hadn't slept at all.
Can't cure backache until you
cure the kidneys. Doans Kidney
Pills are especially prepared for sick
or weakened kidneys-have cured
thousands of just such troubles.
Testimony of Brunswick people
proves the merit of Doan's.
Mrs. S. E Lawrence, sol, Mans
field st. Brunswick, Ga, says. 81
can recommed Doan's Kidney Pills
highly. For sometime my back ached
especially at night, and as a result [
did not rest Well. i was lame and
sore in the morning and could hardly
get around. Ny kidneys were weak
and the kidney secretio2s caused me
annoyance. A friend finally advised
me 70 try Doan's Kidney Pills and [
procured a supply at the Atlanta
Pharmacy. Since using them my
back has not panied me and my kid
neys have been normal
The above statement was given IN
April 1908 and on May q, 1911 Mrs.
Lawrence said: Nothing has oc-
cured to change my high opinion of
Doans Kidney Pills and I willingly
confirm my former public statement. .
For sale by all dealers. Price 90
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remeber the name-Doan's-and
take no Others