The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1912-06-07
CHAPTER Xxx.
A Wed ding on Wheels.

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Grating the scene with white SAITH
ribbons. trifie crumpled and dim O
luster. Mrs. Whitcomb waved then
at Mallory with laugh: r y
Recognize these?"
He nodded dismally. His own fu
neral baked meats were coldly fur
nishing forth wedding breakfast To-
Ira Lathrop. Mrs. Wellington wa
moving about distributing kazoos ant
Mrs. Temple had an armload of ole
shoes, some of which had thumpet
Mallory on an occasion which
seemed so ancient as to be almost
prehistoric. .
FOsdick was bowling to the porter
to get some rice, quick!
How many portions does you ap
proximate?"
"All you've got"
Boiled or fried?"
ANY old way" The porter ran
forward to the dining-car for the am.
munition.
Mrs. Temple whispered to her hus.
band: TOO bad you're not officiating,
Walter" But he cautioned silence:
flush! I'm on my vacation"
The train was already coming into
Ogden. Noises were multiplying and
from the increase Of passing objects,
the speed seemed to be taking on a
squirt. The bell was clamoring like
a wedding chime in steeple.
Mrs. wellington was on a chair fast
ening a ribbon round one OF the
lamps, and Mrs. Whitcomb was on an
other chair braiding the bell rope with
withered orange branches, when Ash
ton, with kazoo all ready, called out:
What tune shall We play?"
II prefer the Mendelssohn Wedding
March," said Mrs. Whitcomb, but Mrs.
wellington glared across at her.
I've always used the Lohengrin."
We'll play 'em both," said DR.. Tenn
pie. to make peace.
Mrs. Fosdick murmured to her
spouse: THE old Justice of the Peace
didn't give US any music at ALL" and
received in reward one of his most
luscious-eyed looks, and whisper:
But he gave us each other"
o. Now and them" she pouted.
(, "But where are the bride and
groom?"
Here they come-ali ready" cried
Ashton, and he beat time while some
of the guests kazooed at Mendels-
sohn's and some Wagner's bridal mel
odies, and others just made noise.
Ira Lathrop and Anne Cattle, look
ing very sheepish, crowded through
the narrow corridor and stood shame
facedly blushing like two school chill
dren about to sing a duet.
The train jolted to a dead stop. The
conductor called into the car: "Og-
den! All out for Ogden!" and every
body stood watching and waiting.
Ira, seeing Mallory, edged close and
whispered: Stand by to catch the
minister on the rebound"
But Mallory turned away. What
use had he now for minister's? His
plans were shattered ruins.
The porter came flying in with two
large bowls of rice, and shouting,
"Here comes the 'possum-er-pos.
Bon" Seeing Marjorie, he said:
shall perambulate Mista Snoozle-
ums?"
She handed the porter her only
friend and he hurried out, as a lean
and professionally sad ascetic hur-
ried in. He did not recognize his
boyish enemy in the gray-haired, red
faced giant that greeted him, but he
knew that voice and its gloating
irony:
Hello, Charlie"
He had always found that when Ira
grinned and was cordial, some trouble
was in store for him. He wondered
what rock Ira held behind his back
now, but he forced an uneasy cor.
diality: "And is this you, Ira? Well,
well! 1t is yeahs since last we met.
And you're just getting married. Is
this the first time, Ira?"
First offense, Charlie"
The levity shocked Selby, but
greater shock was in store, for when
ne inquired: And who is the-er-
happy -oiiuc! Tic LIluulpudut LdJ0-
rop snickered: II believe you used to
know her. Anne Cattle"
This was the rock behind Ira's back,
and SeIby took it with vince: mot
my Old
THE same. Anne, you remember,
Charlie"
"Oh, yes" said Anne, "How do you
do, Charlie?" And she put out shy
hand. which he took with one still
shyer. He was so unsettled that he
stammered: We'll, well, / had always
hoped to marry you. Anne, but not
just this way"
Lathrop cut him short with a sharp:
Better get busy-before the train
starts. And I'll pay you In advance
before you set off the fireworks"
= The fiippancy panied Rev. Charles,
but he was resuscitated by one |
glance at the bill that Ira thrust into |
his palm. II mans gratitude for |
bis wife is measured by the size or