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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

ne luOuSHL as ne rOlIeO INTO b6u.
The truth for mine after this. Hon
esty is the best policy"
A Drama.
ACT I.
Hero by the name of Hal
Loves a simple country gal.
She's a peach. Her name is Sal;
Wed that miss, he surely shall
Villain wants the maiden much,
Has her father in his clutch,
Mortgage on the farm and such,
Old mans cheerful as 2 crutch.
ACT II.
William says If she don't wed
He'll foreclose the old homestead.
Hero hasn't got a red.
To the altar Sal is led.
Just before the words are spoke
Hero yells: Il know this bloke;
He's sliclzer and he's broke;
Him or me has got to croak."
ACT Ill
William steals the gal away,
He'll wed her another day;
Ties the hero, poor young jay,
To the railroad right of way.
Heroine, she gets a knife,
Cuts the ropes and saves his life
Then there comes the deadly strife,
To see which shall win the wife.
ACT ".
Then there comes the boxin' bout,
And the husky country lout
Knocks the villain good and out,
And he says, She's mine, you krout.'
Hal says, Though you done me
wrong,
Now to me you do belong"
Pastor sounds the wedding gong,
Life IS then one glad, sweet song.
Another Twist to It.
This IS the way a woman writes
the houn' dawg song:
Every time the doorbeIl rings,
Somebody raises the price of things;
Makes no difference If we're rich as
kings,
They gotta quit boosting the price Of
things.
And a Good One.
If all else fails,
At any rate,
T. r. can get
A vaudeville date.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01
The Boy
Who Fights.

The maiden ladies Of advanced age,
who alone know all about the way
children ought to be brought up will
no doubt go into spasms of indigna-
ton over Chicago police judges dis
charge of a 12-year- boy brought
before him for fighting. For the dis
charge of the boy is not the judges
only offense; he congratulated the boy
on his victory over a larger boy, who
had been bullying him, and added:
60 back and do it again If he both
ers you any more, and If they have
you arrested again I'll turn you loose
once more. like to see a boy who
isn't afraid to fight his own battles,
and it's a shame for him to be brought
into police court"
This must be simply paralyzing to
the minds of old maids of both sexes.
1t may naturally seem wrong TO
many ell-intentioned mothers, whose
natural affection is greater than their
knowledge of the needs of developing
boys.
But the judges advice is human
ana sensible.
6 The boy who win not fight when
bullied or imposed upon will be no
good when he grows up.
He viii be imposed upon all his life.
Other men will use him for their
own purposes, and he will be a mega
tive quantity until his final submission
to the last common enemy.
It is every boys instructive DISPOSE
ton TO defend himself against i'm
position. If he fails to do so, it is
very likely to be because he is too
cowardly, not too moral. to fight.
In the absence of courage, he is
very apt to resort to cunning and
treachery, get his revenge in secret
and despicable ways, and grow up a
hypocrite and sneak.
Let the boy bravely fight out his
own battles.
A skinned nose or a bruised lip
won't hurt him much, and he won't
damage the other fellow-much.
Despised above all things in this
world-and particularly in the juvenile
worlds one who won't fight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

headlong to the bottom. Members of
his family, hearing the thud Of his
falling body. rushed to him, terror
stricken. They expected either to find
him dead or dangerously injured.
They found him, on the contrary, pat
ting his head and shoulders and dole
fully inspecting the plaster, cracked
and broken, just where his body had
struck.
To their delight they heard the aged
man exclaim: "Gol dern it, they don't
make houses now like they used ter"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

awake wife, "well-er-I think 1t must
be about midnight"
Just then the city hall clock bell
rang once then it rang again and,
after pausing for a heartbreahng
period, it struck for a third time. Then
it stopped. There is nothing more
pestiferous than a town clock. It is
always butting in at the unpsycho-
logical moment and spelling a good
story.
Twelve o'clock-nothing," snapped
Mrs. Piety Hill. It's three o'clock.
That's what it is. Where have you
been?'
well, you see, my dear"
ct know" she broke in impatiently,
you have been trifing with the
pasteboards again with your pet ag-
gregation of bandits and night prowl-
ing husbands from about this neigh
borhood."
You guess right, m dear-for
once"
II am always right"
"Yess, m dear"
We'll, out with it. How much did
you lose?'
A fendish and diabolical scheme
flashed across the rather bewildered
brain of Mr.. Piety Hill. He would
lie to his wife. Bracing himself per-
CebIlDly ana assuming q JOCuidF tone
he murmured carelessly:
ooh, I didn't lose. I won-I won
$42." He said s42 for that was the
exact amount that he had lost and
he was not an expert or a ready
liar.
That's very good. You hand that
over to me. It's just what 1 need
for my new hat" And he did.
"Eighty-four dollars gone tonight, ="
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Edith was lighthearted and merry over
everything SO one day her mother de-
cided to invite a very serious young per-
son to dinner and he was placed next the
lighthearted girl. Everything went well
until she asked him: ''You speak Of
everybody having a mission. What it
yours? % my mission" said the parson
'fs to save young men" Good" replied
the girl I'm glad to meet you. l wish
you'd save one for me.'-Milwaukee News
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

dark, but his elab-
"a t e precaution
was all in vain. A
voice from the bed:
What time Is
it?"
"Well-er-," fall
tered Mr.. Piety
Hill as he pulled
the little brass
dudangle on the
chandelier, W hi c h
flooded the room
with light and dis
closed a very wide
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

An Englfshman was recently invited
by New Yorker to accompany him
on a hunting trip on Long Island
Large or small game?" laconically
asked tAe Briton, who had hunted in
every quarter of the globe. You do
not expect to find lions and tigers on
Long Island, do you?" queried the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01
NEW STYLE HOMES
DISAPPOINT HIM

Bayport, L. L. July 31.-Hghty-
year-old Edward E. Gillette who lives
in his handsome new home on Gillette
avenue, disapproves of modern archi-
lecture. He voiced his disapproval
a few evenings ago, under peculiar
circumstances.
He lost his footing at the top of a
steep flight of stairs and plunged
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01
Why Is Sugar SWEET

If sugar did not dissolve in the
mouth YOU could not taste the sweet.
GROVES TASTELESS CHILL
TONIC is as strong as the strongest
bitter tonic, but you do not taste the
bitter because the ingredients do not
dissolve in the mouth, but do dissolve
readily in the acids Of the stomach.
Is lust as good for Grown People as
for Children. The First and Origin
al Tasteless Chill Tonic. The stand
ard for 80 years. SOC.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

New Yorker. Hardly" responded the
other with a laugh; but I like a
spice of danger in my hunting" If
that's the case" answ ered the Ameri-
can with a grin, I'm your man all
right. The last time went out shot
my brother in-law in the Leg"
Among the members of a fashion
able country club OF Washington are
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01
Rub-My-Tism will cure you.

she-Papa is coming; I think you had
better cd
men friends
She-No; usually a boot.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Wilson was at sea when he wrote
his speech of acceptance; when it is
delivered the colonel and Taft will be
unable to resist the tidal wave OF
Democratic enthusiasm.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

There's a hen in Missouri which
drinks beer and lays two eggs day.
By letting her drink real whiskey we
suppose the eggs would contain egg
nOg when they arrived.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

''Do you believe that the social side Of
college life is of any real benefit to
man when he faces the world?"
"Unquestionably Were 1t not Tor class
ban0uets and similar affairs many stu
dent could not qualify for a waiter. =
I2rnffaln ExnreSS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Gonzalez, paragrapher of the Column
bia State, must be some sport since
he has begun to kick about the boot
black backing his sox, yellow and
black not making a soothing color
scbnu1e
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

]. Pierpont Morgan says he would
separate himself from a tidy sum tc
be able to dance. These new dances
put all kinds of notions into old mems
heads
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

From the slow way the campaign
contributions are coming in some of
our friends don't seem to realize that
now is the time for all good men TO
come to the aid Of their party.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Never had much desire to become a
pickpocl1et, but those garter purses are
destined to make some Of us think
about taking = kindergarten course.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

IF few clothes will keep them cool,
some of the women on the streets are
not uncomfortably warm.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Montgomery can muster up sensa-
tionaI court trials even IL she cannot
start on the sporting page.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

| An exchange says hams hundred
years old have been found in Rhode
| Island. How do they feel?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

AT any rate the undertakers will
profit as result of the exposure of
police protection of gambling methods
! IN New York.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Jacksonville is having all sorts Of
trouble with its brick paving because
the brick is laid upon sand. 1t is the
wrong way-do as Pensacola does and
vour pavement will last always.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Amateur baseball develops the
young men of Pensacola to strong and
vigorous manhood.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Gambling houses like blind tigers.
cannot operate successfully without
police protection.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

A girl doesn't object to being kissed
against her will, but there are other
spots where she prefers it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

"TaIk is cheap" 'That is, provided
you use your neighbors telephone"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Demagogues and hypocrites should
be branded that their real characters
may be known.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

What has become of the old-fasA-
toned song writer who said the
worlds growing colder each day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Truck farmers of Escambia are lay
ing the foundations for sky -scraping
bank accounts.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

By strict moral supervision Chicago
has developed the greatest system OF
Fairgrounds, while Memphis expended
large sums to provide the grounds
and wasted the money by not proId-
ing the right sort of supervision.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01
An Expensive NIGHT.

Mr.. Piety Hill entered the sleeping
room softly with his shoes in his
hand and prepared to undress in the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Present prospects are that the ten
der vegetables will not get frost BIT
ten tonight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01
I'M THE SPUR
VT THE MOMENT
BY Roy K. Mouiton.

he thought as he rolled into bed
The truth for mine after this. Hon
esty is the best policy"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

OF course we will join hands with
the sLnragettes-if they are good
looking.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Bachelorhood is the station where
a fellow lands when he is put off the
train.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

XIII all of the rats for the good of
the city.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Hasn't been very long since the
colonel was the original Taft man.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

r A little rain would be in order to-
day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

M Pensaeola flsh stories are .true.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Still it isn't the noisiest kiss which
is enjoyed most.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Democratic enthusiasm.
]. Pierpont Morgan says he would
separate himself from a tidy sum tc
be able to dance. These new dances
put all kinds of notions into old mems
heads.
Never had much desire to become a
but those garter purses are
destined to make some Of us think
about taking , kindergarten course.
AT any rate the undertakers will
profit as result of the exposure of
police protection of gambling methods
IN New York.
Montgomery can muster up sensa-
tionaI court trials even If she cannot
start on the sporting page.
An exchange says hams a hundred
years old have been found in Rhode
Island. How do they feel?
If few clothes will keep them cool,
some of the women on the streets are
not uncomfortably warm.
Amateur baseball develops the
young men of Pensacola to strong and
vigorous manhood.
Gambling houses, like blind tigers.
cannot operate successfully without
police protection.
Demagogues and hypocrites should
be branded that their real chara cters
may be known.
Truck farmers of Escambia are lay
ing the foundations for skyBcrapfng
bank accounts.
Present prospects are that the ten
der vegetables will not get frost bit
ten tonight.
Bachelorhood is the station where
a fellow lands when he is put off the
train.
Hasn't been very long since the
colonel was the original Taft man.
So far this summer no one is re-
ported to be crazy with the heat.
Nothing like a discontinuance of
Mardi Gras goes in Pensacola.
What has become of the old-fash-
toned man called Alton b.?
A
A fellows temper is always best
away late in the evening.
wit is a great thing, but the adul-
terated article is fearful.
Florida Bull Moses appear to have
the blind staggers.
Some crooked men will take their
whiskey straight.
Few honest men object to the use of
the dictagraph.
Still it isn't the noisiest kiss which
is enjoyed most.
XIII all of the rats for the good of
the city.
r A little rain would be in order to-
day.
But it wasn't so very hot after all.
All Pensacola fish stories are true.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

So far this summer no one is re-
| ported to be crazy with the heat
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

Few honest men object to the use of
the dictagraph.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-08-01

-$N--
But it wasn't so very hot after all.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-28
CARDUI WORKED
LIKE A CHARM
After Operation Failed to Help.
Cardui Worked Like a Charm.

Jonesville, S. CT suffered with
womanly trouble" writes Mrs. J. s.
Kendrick. in letter from this place
land at times, could not bear to stand
on my feet The doctor said would
never be any better. and that would
have to have an operation. or would
have a cancer.
went to the hospital, and they open
ated on me. but got no better They
said medicines would do me no good
and thought would have to die.
At las tried Cardui, and began to
improve, so continued using It. Now
| am well, and can do my own work
I don't fee! any pains.
Cardui worked like charm"
There must be merit in this purely
vegetable, tonic remedy. for women
Cardui-for 1t has been in successful
use for more than SO years, for the
treatment Of womanly weakness and
disease.
Please try 1t, for your troubles.
NIB Write to: Ladies' Advisory Dept Chs,ta-
nCosa Medicine CO.. Chattanooga Tenn. for Specia
tor Women" sent in plain wra-pe: on request.
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The Walker Grocery
Company
Phone 1919
TESTED AND PROVEN.
There is Heap of Soiace in Being
Able to Depend Upon Welt


Able to Depend Upon Welt
Earned Reputation
For months News readers have
seen the constant expression of praise
for Doans Kidney Pills, and read
about the god work they have done in
this locality. What other remedy
ever produced such convincing proof
of merit?
Mrs. r. Gam, 405 G. ST., Brunswick,
Ga, says; "Daon's Kidney Pills
proved of great benefit to my son and
consider them TIE best kidney rem
dey on the market. After his salts
factory experience with this remedy
gave a statement for publication in
Its praise and now confirm all then
said"
MY son was afflicted with weak
kidneys and was caused a great de
OF annoyance. He complained OF back
ache and pains in his kidneys and felt
miserable In every way. / had heard
so much about Doan's Kidney Pills
being good for these troubles that
procured box at the Atlanta Drug
Co., and had him use them. They
helped him at once and before long
the backache and pains became a
thing of the past. He is now in good
heath and his kidneys are normal"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo,
New York, sole agets for the United
State
Remember the name -Doan sand
take no other.--1
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-28
USE ALIENS F00T=EASE,

The antiseptie powder to be shaken into the shoe.
IL you want nest and comfort for tired, aching
swollen sweating feet, use Aliens Foot-Esse tire
heSes COINS and bunions of sl pain and prevents
busters, sore snd calOus spots Just the thing for
Dancing Parties, Patent Leather Shoes, and for
Breaking in New Shoes. 1t IL the greatest comfort
discovery of thesge Tryit today. Sold everywhere
Don't accept any su6stttttte. For FREE trial
package, address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, ". Y.
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Give your husband box of the
Rothschild cigars. straight 10c seller
box OF so for $3.50. Nice Xmas gift
BRUNSWICK SMOKER MFG. CO.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-28

Splendid assortment OF Rugs,
Chairs, Lamps and Tables at Geo
+. Gays.
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Our special Christmas prices on
groceries of all kinds will be god for
today and tomorrow only. Wright
& Gowen Co. Phone 537.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-28

Our special Christmas prices on
groceries Of all kinds will be god for
today and tomorrow only. Wright
& Gowen Co. Phone SGT.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-28

Trade at home because your home
merchant msut some day give you a
lifting hand Of credit when you need
II.
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We will continue our special prices
only. Wright & Gowen Co. Phone 537
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1912-12-28

Just in, fresh citron, orange and
lemon peel, currents and all supplies
for fruit cake at DEVICES.
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Go to DEVICES for the best assert
ment Of fancy and family groceries
at lowest prices. Phone 100.
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N. s. KNIGHT & CO.'S coal burns
to ashes. No clinekrs left. Phone
AS.
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Over thousand pipes to select
Just the thing for Christmas gift
GOLDSMITH'S.
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We will continue our special prices
on groceries for today and tomorrow
only Wright & Gowen Co. Phone 537
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Try our new brand, the Empir
smoker. It's an elegant smoke for s.,
srunsWick Smoker MFG. Co.
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Trade with the man who calls you
neighbor; he is the BRUNSWICK
MERCHANT.
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Cigar holders, cigarette holders
and other novelties at GOLDSMlTH'S.
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Please try it, for your troubles.

Yellow Yam Pot toes, Csc per bu
Phone 189, Evelyn Mercantile Co.
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Special prices on groceries for Fri
day and Saturday. Wright & Gowen
Geo, Phone 537
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Trade in Brunswick because you can
get better values for your money.
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Semi. Annual Dividend No. SO.

The directors Of the National Bank
of Brunswick have this day declared
a dividend of five per cent give dol
lars per share) out Of the earnings
of the bank for the past six months,
payable on and after January 2, 1918,
to shareholders OF record this date.
Checks covering this dividend will
be mailed.
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Does
Your
POckef
Pay
Interest

Does it give you the self
respect and confidence in
the future that a gradually
increasing b a n X account
does?
Money in your pocket son
goes to txtravagances.
Money deposited here draws
4 per cent interest.
Begin to save now. One
dollar will open a savings
account here and by adding
to it regularly, you will soon
have a good, substantial
bank account.
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Z. n. ShtTdon, CaSnItr.
Brunswick, Ga, Dec. 26, 1912.
Evening star., 1912-07-14
~QFFIC1A1o GUIDE

All attractions and leading hotels with rates.
city maps time tables PrOfusely illustrated,
Sent free. Resort Free Information Bu.
reau 200 Pac Avenue, Atlantic City. N. J.
Evening star., 1912-07-14
MARYLAND.
HOTEL ST. GEORGE

THE SYLVIA, Braddock HgtA, Md; one Of the
best located cottages for breeze view; excellent
water; wide porches; mod. conveniences; table
Speciality: rates reasonable. Miss La NAE.
Evening star., 1912-07-14
Concerning Plagiarism.
From the New York Herald.

From the New York Herald.
That the leading producer OF this coun-
try should refuse to read any more Of
the manuscripts sent to him by amateur
dramatists is no surprise to those famil-
lar with theatrical affairs. No human be-
ing is more unreasonably jealous OF his
supposed rights than he who, without
knowledge or previous training. has writ
ten what he imagines to be a great play.
No one is more apt to be called a thief
than he who produces Q successful one.
The honesty Of the author Of a failure
Is never questioned.
The truth Ia that the number OF dr1-
matte situations possible on the stage is 10
limited that they must be used over and
over again. In almost every case the
amateur who honestly believes that he
has created q new one 10 Lnconsciously
plagiarizing from what he has seen in
other dramas.
For some curious reason the play
wrlght's profession is the only one from
which the censorious demand absolute
originality. The novelist tells the same
old story; the doctor continues to admin
lister rhubarb or paregoric, as the case
may demand, the lawyer puts in the same
old plea OF emotional insanity, and the
architect builds houses that resemble one
another like peas in the pod. But let q
dramatist working in narrower limits
than any Of the others. introduce two low
ers into his play, and straightway the
shrek arises that he stole the idea from
Romeo and Juliet"