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The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
Joke on His Clerical Brother.

Joke on His Clerical Brother.
Two brothers named Chalmers, one
a minister and the other physician.
lived together in western town. One
day a man called at the house and
asked for Mr.. Chalmers. The physl-
clan, who answered the door, replied:
II am he."
You've changed considerably since
| last heard you preach" said tho
man, who appeared greatly aston.
lshed.
"Oh, It's my brother you want to
see; he breaches and practice"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
Rotations for Beans.

A common rotation for large bean.
growing sections Ia clover. beans.
wheat. Bean experts recommend deep
plowing-not less than six inches
to prepare the soil for beans. As to
planting time. 1t Is wise rule to
walt until the soil Is thoroughly
warmed-cold ground is death to the
success OF good bean. An inverted
clovor soil Is ideal for beans.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
Tho Mans the Man.
Barney

The mans the man." my Barney
says
An Barney's newly married.
Hes the wan that knows the ways
The burdens should be carried.
Let the woman wear the grace
An pleasln' pranks O. beauty.
Yet be mindful Of her place
An Of her wifely duty;
BY the crown within my hat,
The chief of all our riches,
I'll be king o. this an that,
An sure I'll wear the breeches:
Yes, an need be, can teach
The Spanish way o. walkin'!"
There's my Barney's manful speech
listen to him talkin'.
THE mans the mani" my Barney
says,
An faith, my thoughts are carried
Back to well-remembered days
When was newly married;
An there's wan that's lookin' down
Upon this house this minute.
Knows who was It wore the crown
The while herself was in 1t.
Dull was, but plain as day
It's now I'm seeing through It,
How she let he have her way,
An sure never knew It,
Puffcd wild pride as could be
An struttin' round an squawkin',
Mans the mani" sez I an She
She listened to me talkin'.
II. A DAILY.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
As Life's Game 10 Played.

Human nature" is handy scape-
goat for all our faults.
Forgery: crooked path with
steel pen at each end.
Individuality In man leads to sue.
cess; In a woman to being talked
about.
Money talks-which is one way Of
saying that the wheel Of fortune is full
Of spokes.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
Wrong Guess.

Wrong Guess.
Nan-Tve seen your new young man.
and l should call him diamond In the
rough.
Fan-Well, he's susceptible to some
polish. I'll admit, but you haven't class.
ltied him correctly; he's Jasper.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
DENVER & mo GRANDE-WEsTEnY
PACIFIC
"Thc Royal Gorge Feather River

THO K0yal U0rge- Feather River
Canon Route"
Taken together form the most beauti.
ful line OF continuous travel Denver
Salt Lake. city. San Francisco.
=, Tho marvellous scenic attractions OF
Utah and the wonders of tho Slerras
can be seen from the car windows.
without extra expense for side trims
SUPERB DINING CAR SERVICE
For illustrated descriptive matter.
write Frank A. wadleiph. General
Railroad. Denver. Colo.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
Sine Die.

Hub Tin a lecturing mood)-"Yoq
never hear ME putting things off till
tomorrow"
Wife-"No, indeed; you put them
off indefinitely"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10

OF Course. :.
Her husband is a self.made man"
She's sure to insist on altera-
tlons."
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
[3lss S I3SI3sN
The Reason,

Red Cross Bag Blue makes the laundress
happy. makes clothes winter than snow.
All good grocers. Adv.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
JoIIylno the Native.

VVIIyITIy tTC NdIIVC.
I'm stirred Of sticking to the farm
complained the country youth.
1T Is rather sticky" returned tho
city boarder, gazing at the others
shoes. "Why don't you get the old
man to have the farm paved?"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
Siqnlfcant.

HE proposed to her In a canoe"
Did she accept him?"
II presume so. The canoe cap
Sized"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
HOUSE ] TEi:i: TE'i:i:'9 !; ;!s: \: :

Depot Rates. SOC. 7sc and 81 Europcan pInn
liomelikc place. Al outside rooms. Steam heal.
We pay highest cash prices for old
copper. brass and lead scrap. Write
us what you have.
The sLACK-HORNER BRASS MFG, co.
1888 blake ST., Denver, Colo.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-10-10
Rural Fate.

Rural Fate.
Sims never made big hit. He
Just ploughed his way along"
What narrowing life!"
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
Gifts For The Bride

In preparation for the Month of Brides have purchased
beautiful assortment Of Diamond Rings in all the
style settings Nor have looked the plain band
Wedding Rings Also the Tiffany style in line is
complete in all details We have every size that wanted
And order avoid being disappointed come here and
make your selection
in than pleased
in
Hollow Ware such
Dishes Coffee
Plated
which would be quite imposs
mention here
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
Spring and Summer Millinery

Very smart and unusual values moderate prices
$500 $3.50, $780, $1,000, $3.50, $500 and upwards
The latest Hats from workrooms show perfection of
line and harmony of color that unapproachabe any
thing ike the price asking Every style that has
approval for the seasons is in evidence here. The
close of every day models added big
sortment We will be pleased show you any all of
hats whenever you spare the time to visit Mill
Eery Department.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
Plain and Fancy Silk Dresses

If you in search of something new where material work
manshp and style for something just of the ordn-
airy Silk Dresses 81 500 In Plain colors also
stripes and figured effects Bea uully trimmed with shadow
and Ratine laces
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05

children
tina
Send in
GUS LURE MAID DRESSES
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
Memo, Modart ana Warner Corsets

Three Of the very best brands the country and have
tanned in the manufacture OF is due the know
edge obtained from years of study The STYLES are the
suit of style studies European and American Fashion
Centers The materials are chosen from the choicest prod
net OF the Worlds looms No how hard you NAV be
TO fit we have model for every figure which eliminates al
terations Prices Range from SIPS TO $500.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
Fancy Border PaYasols S2.25 up

White Center of Linen Pongee Madras and Habutai with
fancy border in stripes dainty Paids figured floral and
spot effects You find in this lot paras0 that will go
we'll with your Summer Dress
ChdrenS Parasols 25c 10 SIPS
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
White Lingerie Dresses

To convey your mind picture Of beautiful white
dresses would be impossible but suffice that have
all that could be desired please the lady who fully appre
style when she il. Every known
represented in this Before making buy
ing your Summer nceSs look the styles showing.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
Women s Messa-
line Petticoqts

Newest Spring Models in Per.
sian designs with rich colorings
and all the up 10 date fashion
able plain ColoTs. Silk Jersey
Top Petticoats with effective
flOunces OF Mossalinc SILK, also
accordian pleated ruffle. In
dark and light Green, Tan.
Brown. light, medium and dark
Navy. also Black. PRICE 5000.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
BARGAIN TABLE SPECIALS

Amoskeag Nurses stripe Gingham every stripe that is wo
Dresses Underskrts and ChdenS Dresses
wear Price II ydS for SOO
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
White Goods Department

Fashion says this is to be white and most ladies
will stand by the decision of Dame Fashion And ready
to stand by them with fine assortment of weaves
lec from For mutual benefit will mention a few of the
materials that growing in demand Read these over
then come into department and will be pleased to
show YOU our line or help with any suggestions.
White Dotted Swsses in all the wanted sizes of dots 25c
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05

One lot of Handerchefs close price Fine Fren
with embroidered and broken en of nit
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-05-05
@ US Lrrie
M al d Dire S S G s

For outings, motoring.
travelling or in fact
any pursuit OF pleas
ure where comfort is
considered purchase
one Of these Waists. In
AN white also white
with light, Medium and
navy BluC. Black and
White collar and bolt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
Good Bio Job.

Several New York school teachers
recently paid visit to Bloomingdale
Insane asylum and were approached
by a gentleman who showed them
about the grounds. In the course of
his remarks he dwelt with particular
emphasis on the fact that some insane
people were of such cunning. that one
could not discover their condition ex-
cept by some strange remark let fall
by chance. !.
After two pleasant hours spent in
the company of their guide the teach
ers were about to return, when one
of them, wishing to take not too
abrupt leave, remarked:
Time must pass slowly here for
you among so many lunatics."
There is where you are wrong"
replied the man. II am engaged five
hours day in my life work"
How interesting!" cooed the teach
ers.
The man produced a roll of manu-
script.
'See, am making an index to
Webster's dictionary"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
GLUCK AND EMPEROR JOSEPH
Composer Harshly Told Austrian
Monarch That Archduke Sang
His Music Wretchedly.

Gluck, the composer, was not of the
sort of men of whom courtiers are
made. One day he attended, at the
court at Vienna, concert at which
the Emperor Joseph ii. and one OF his
archdukes sang fragment from one
of Gluck's compositions. Naturally
enough, the imperial artists glanced
at the composer to see how he was
impressed by the honor they were do
ing him. They were shocked to OBJ
serve that he was making a series OF
extraordinary and significant grim
aces. The emperor stopped and in
quired whether he and the archduke
were not singing the bit according to
Gluck's idea of how 1t should be done.
my ideal" exclaimed Gluck. "Why,
sire, am the poorest walker in the
world, but | would vastly rather take
a walk of six leagues than be forced
to hear composition of my own in
terpreted in such way as that"
Joseph ii. was brave enough to take
no notice of the criticism, but the
court were quite convinced that II
such reproach had been addressed
to the Car Nicholas the composer
would have prosecuted his musical
studies from that time forth under
the unfavorable surroundings OF the
Siberian mines.
1t was the composer Weigl, man
of very different temperament from
Gluck, who, when the Emperor Fran
els Joseph played the first violin in
the performance Of one of his over
lures, threw himself at the monarch's
feet, and exclaimed: "Ah, sire. VIII
your majesty benignantly condescend
to grant my prayer, and favor me
once more with most gracious r
sharp"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
Shakespeare Ruled Out.

One by one our tottering idols fall.
The Shakespeare convention has just
been given the coup de grace by a
literary club out west, which, after a
spirited debate, ruled that William of
Stratford is "licentious, unclean, OBJ
jectionable," and should be displaced
in study classes by the chaste G. B.
Shaw.
Mr. Shaw may well be alarmed
sometimes to find his teasing banter
about Shakespeare and mock tin
trumpeting of himself as Shakes
peare's superior taken so very SOL
EMMY
Why cannot people understand, or
take the trouble to understand (even
people in literary clubs"), that Shaw
the persifleur is behind the comic
mask the genuine lover Of Shakes
peare, whose protest as dramatic
critic was against, not genuine and
intelligent admiration for Shakes
peare, but the conventional and sham
"bardolatry" and the meretricious
renderings which forgot that 'the
plays the thing" and smother it in
tinsel and rose pink.-Milwaukee Sen
tinel.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
FISH STORY FROM KANSAS
fannie Acid From the Autumn Leaves
Makes the Finny Tribe an
Easy Prey.

Two years ago a curious paragraph
went the rounds of the press. It
stated that an analysis of the water
in the Maries du Cygnes river
revealed the presence of tannic acid.
No cause was assigned. But Big
Stranger, limpid stream that CUR
giles across the northeast corner of
Kansas and pours its gossip into the
Kaw, held this secret nine years ago,
and local residents kept mum and
profited accordingly. Now, the fourth
time In IA seasons, that same tannic
acid is troubling Big Strangers wa
tiers until they run black as ink; and
cat, carp, bass and buffalo, in a coma,
but entirely edible, are crowding the
banks, their heads uplifted in quest
of air. The fannie acid, drawn from
autumn leaves which recent high
winds deposited in the stream, drives
the fish to the surface, where they
collect in rifles or fresh water inlets.
or try to climb the banks. Thus they
are easy prey, and are taken out in
nets, scooped up with shovels, and
taken to market or gathered into the
sailed fish supply of the community.
Big Stranger, which is well wooded
and generally steep banked, carries
the biggest fin stock in it's part of the
state and has no known rival in the
fannie acid feat.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
Long Overland Journey.

A strenuous overland journey has
just been completed by Mrs. Sarah
Conner and her four small children,
who, after trip in dilapidated bug
gy Of 900 miles, have arrived at
Wheeler, s. D., their destination. Mrs.
Conner and her children commenced
their journey at Moose Jaw, Canada,
following the death of her husband,
who left them in a destitute condi-
ton. Their nearest relative resided
at Wheeler, in South Dakota. A span
of ponies were hitched to a single
seated top buggy, which contained the
mother and her four children, one a
girl of eleven, boy of nine, a girl OF
seven and baby of eighteen months.
In the old buggy were piled the world.
ly possessions of the family. The
journey required six weeks time.
Some days they were unable to travel
more than fifteen miles. The two old
err children, and part OF the time
three of them, walked while the moth
er drove. The ponies had only such
grazing as they could find along the
road and were without grain the en-
tire trip. They were nearly exhaust
ed at the end of the journey.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
one MORE WONDERFUL ROAD
Great Highway Through the DoIom-
/ ties Connects Lake District Of
Italy and Bavaria.

In May, 1910, the new highway
Through the Dolomites, running from
lBotzen to Toblach, was finally
thrown open. 1t is miracle OF able
engineering and serves as connecting
link between the Lake district OF
Italy and Bavaria.
Or, if one has large cities for ones
Venice and Munich. 1t is worth try
ing, says writer In Harper's Week
py, to convey an impression OF the
magnificent scenery, the picturesque
and wonderful country through which
this highroad, as smooth and perfect
as Riverside Drive, since the recent
repairs, leads one.
Botzen on the south and Toblach on
the north are the entrance gates to
the great, gaunt Dolomites. 1t was a
tburghe of BotZen, one Heinrich kunt-
Ter, who first obtained permission to
hew a road from the Bremen Pass to
iBotzen. He began the undertaking in
the year 1874 A. d., and it is to be
hoped that his happy ghost rejoices
today in the perfect fultilment of his
idea.
> The one disappointment to the mo-
florist on this great road is that the
lshort cut from Botzen to Vigo di Fas-
lsa, leading through the lovely Eggen-
Thai and past the Karer See, is closed
ito motors. For those who can foot 1t
lit is worth while to bid ease farewell
for day or so and loiter through
1.-THE wonderful valley, making the as
cent of the lonely Kare, going up be-
tween the gloomy chalk cliffs, along
isteep ridges, looking far away over
1.-THE valley and the rolling mountains
beyond, and so learning really to
know and feel these gaunt ghosts OF
mountains that have earned by their
iwhiteness and ready reflections the
title Mountains of Light"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
Bravery of the Cree indians.

Many episodes of noble self-sacri-
flee might be related about the Crees,
though they themselves never men
ton them. The stoical Indian wom-
an does her duty and speaks of her
life only when questioned concerning
1t. Occasionally one is found who
will assert her woman's rights. !
once saw stalwart squaw chasing
her husband around and around the
wigwam, brandishing an ak and
threatening to kill him, a feat she
was quite capable of putting into ex.
ecution. Upon another occasion an
Indian asked me to speak good
things" to his wife as he was ell
used" Usually, however the women
are patient sufferers, willing slaves
and beasts of burden. Widows are
eagerly sought in marriage, owing to
the fact that they inherit their dead
husbands hunting grounds. Frequent
ly young man is mated to a woman
of twice his age.-Wide World Maya.
zine. ~r aF~~af ~i~
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
B00KSTAND SENT BY MAIL
Contains Forty Volumes Of Shakes.
peare, But Whole Package Weighs
Only Pound and Half.

A revolving bookstand, six inches
high, containing the complete works
of Shakespeare in forty volumes, the
whole weighing only one and one
half pounds, was the unique package
which passed through the registry d.
vision of the postoffice yesterday.
The tiny volumes themselves meas
ured two and one-half inches, and
were about one-eighth of an inch in
thickness Although the print was
extremely fine, 1t could be easily
read.
The case was surmounted with q
small marble bust of the Avon bard,
and was addressed to Longview, Tex,
from Glasgow, England.
The parcel was opened by Hans
Glatta, special customs examiner of
mail importations, who is inclined to
believe the expressed valuation of the
publisher, $11.50. is too low, and a
new appraisement will be made.
The miniature books were bound
and printed in every detail after the
fashion of editions of ordinary size,
with gilt print and leather binding.
The articles attracted so much at
tention that Henry Smith, in charge
of the registry division, exhibited it
to the corps Of women, under Mrs. T.
J. Atkins, who were selling hospital
tags in the postofiee. IT, device
was thereupon declared "Just too
cute" no less than fifty times.-St.
Louis obe-Democrat.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
LAW TO MUzZLE BOOSTERS
In Los Angeles They Mustn't Crow
/. Before 7 in the Morning, II
Ordinance Passes.

F.. Los Angeles ROSTERS must get to-
gether on their Growing. The city at
torney has been asked to draft an
ordinance which will make it unlaw-
full for ROSTERS to crow earlier than z
O'Clock in the morning, Pacific time.
There must be more unity of effort
among the chanticlers-less of indi-
vidual endeavor at any old hour Of
the night that the rooster feels like
Growing.
Mrs. Genevieve Dalrymple of 1858
East Seventh street, In taking her
complaint to the city council, merely
acted as messenger for many thou
sands who are unable to sleep because
of Growing ROSTERS, who start abou,
midnight and keep it up until morn
ding.
Leave 1t to the city attorney. He
will find some way to fix it," said
chairman Andrews of the legislation
committee. With this meager instruc-
ton, John w. Shenk, the city attor-
ney, started somewhat on this order:
"The mayor and city council or the
CITY OF Los Angeles do ordain that 1t
shall be unlawful for roosters to crow
between the hours of p. m. and z
"a. m. All ROSTERS found guilty of
violation of this ordinance shall be
sentenced to be the principal ingre.
dient of a potpie.'
However, the difficulty of enforcing
ian ordinance worded as outlined was
apparent to the city attorney, and he
will prepare draft of one along some
other line. 1t has been suggested
that the ROSTERS be muzzled, or that
some sort of an operation on their
throats be performed so that their ex-
Tultant efforts may end in dismal CUR.
giles. However. what will be done is
still uncertain.-Los Angeles Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
He HAD TO STRIKE BACKWARD
Darkey Bound to Yield to Labor
Movement But Was Getting
Enough Wages.

81 keep a colored man around the
house who waits on the table and
does various things" said the lawyer.
up to 4 year ago he was getting SIS
a month. Then he came to me one
day and said he must have more
money or he would strike. We talked
it over and settled on $2S month.
He has got along at that figure ever
since until the other day, when he
walked in on me and said:
'Mistah Blank, Use sure got to
go on strike dis time
"But I thought you were satisfied.
Robert replied.
"'No, sah-no, sab. I hain't dun
satisfied
"'Well, how much do you want?'
az don't want any mo-, sah.'
"Then, what's the trouble?'
ode trouble am, sab, dat de strike
business am in de air all round me.
an rs got to strike or bust
"'Are you going to leave?'
"'No, sah' !,
"'But you want more money!
No, sah.'
swell, what then?
"a year ago, sab, struck ford's
fur $2S. Now Use gwine to strike
backwards fur de same old $25.
Sorry, sab, but must dun strike or
desc white folks round we're will
think I'm jest common trash and hev
no respect for met" 500
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
The Tariff.

The word tariff" traces itself back
to Tarifa, Moorish name for a fort
ress on a southern promontory of
Spain, running into the Straits of Glib
raltar, and commanding the entrance
to the Mediterranean. From this Tar
ifa the Moors, during their dominion
In Spain, were won't to watch the
merchant ships Of the nations as they
passed into or out of the Mediterran-
can, and. making a sally therefrom.
used to levy duty on the merchandise
carried by the ships. 1t was from this
practice that the application of the
word came into use.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1912-06-06
REASON OF SMALL FAMILY
In Large Communities the Struggle
for Existence Already Is Much
Too Severe.

It must be remembered that as In
crease of population progresses, the
mere fact of increase creates new
conditions. These in turn may check
or destroy earlier tendencies. Thus,
out of the great increase in popula-
ton in our time has come already at
least one significant fact. This may
be termed "the pressure of popula-
tion." 1t may be defined as the gem
eral instructive realization of large
numbers. Expression Of this realiza-
ton appears in the decreasing belief
that personal responsibility rests
upon the individual to rear a large
family, or even, In many cases, to be-
come a parent. Mere numbers--the
pressure of humanity on all sides, es-
pecially in the large cities-constitute
ever-present evidence to the average
man and woman that there are people
enough, and the struggle for existence
is too severe already to be increased
by unnecessary burdens. In conse-
quence. there has arisen a rather re-
markable and widespread tendency,
now clearly evident in most of the
larger communities of Europe, volun-
tarily to limit the family. The effect
of this tendency is most marked in
France, where 1t has produced a pres
ent state of equilibrium of population
liable to be changed at any time into
a positive national decrease. Limita-
ton of family has also appeared in
other parts of the world and has
caused much concern in Australia,
where very small total white popu-
lation Is shown. 1t should not be
overlooked, however, in connection
with the apparently exceptional prob
lem presented by Australia, that the
southern continent seems never to
have sustained large population.
The aborigines of Austria, New Zea-
land and Tasmania were not numer-
Gus. and those that remain are dying
out so rapidly as to suggest very
frail racial grasp upon existence
The Atlantic.