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The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Country Club Destroyed.

Little Rock.-The clubhouse of the Little Rock Country Club, on Pulaski Heights. was completely destroyed by fire. The loss is estimated at $23,OOo. The cause of the fire is mystery, AS the property was fully insured. the work of rebuilding will commence at once. The members of the club pro pose to erect fireproof building near lv three times the size of the one de- stroyed.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Mount Ida.-The sons and daughters of all veterans organized at the court. house by electing the following off cers: Hon. Gibson Witt was elected chairman; ". G. Wilmington, secre- tary; s. NJ. Haynie, president; l.. l.. Beavers, vice president John NJ Smith, treasurer and Jerry Witt, cnap. lain
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Authorities Are Handling Bootiessers.

Texarkana-Ro Howard was convicted on charge of running a blind tiger and was fined slO0 and costs in police court. This is the first case of the kind ever adjudicated in this court, the idea having hitherto prevailed that the city did not have jurisdiction in such matters. The present police judge, w. 5, Weeks since going into office has ruled other wise and the new city attorney, Mann, having announced the same view, II has been decided to hereafter handle all such cases instead of turning them over 10 the state authorities as has heretofore been done.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Crops Are Reported pamsaed.

lmboeen-The drouth of the past 10 weeks was broken here last week by q good rain. Crops were badly damaged during the unprecedented dry spell, and as a result the harvest here this year will be unusually short. No rain fell at all in the vicinity of lmboden during the months of July and August. still more rain is need. ed.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
BerIiners Are Spenders.

The people of Berlin are becoming freer spenders and less saving, ac- cording to figures just published, The number of depositors in city savings banks has decreased S,0S0 in the last year. The amount of increase In de posits for the year, which Is now s95,- 900, is only one-third the amount paid in interest.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Cabot Interested in Project.

Cabot. Ark.-The Business Mems League at this place has appointed q committee to go 10 Fl Paso, White county, and confer with the business men of that place, and also Eilonia and Conway. regarding the new pro- posed railroad from here to Conway via Fl Paso.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Wiliie's Strategy.

Uncle George, wish you wouldn't give Willie any more nickels."
 Why, that's all right. Jane. The little fellow ran right up the front stairs to put the coin In his savings bank"
 And he ran right down the back stairs to the nearest candy shop"
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
All Over Arkansas
s..s..s......e...........;

Stuttgart.-The Southern Rice Grow CTS Association sold the first of the new crop of Arkansas rice. It con. sisted of PIT bags and was sold at s4 a barrel.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

fayetteville. - The Washington County Fair will be held from Octo- Der l to October 4 and great prepara. tons are being made for the fair. The agricultural products, live stock and poultry will be better than ever.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Bad Practice.

Fresh Boarder-Mrs. Simpkins. you would never get employment in a street railway office.
 Landlady-Why not?
 Fresh Boarder-You exhibit too strong a tendency to cut down the fare.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
The Gaze.

How did it happen that Jopps did not keep the good position he had?" "On one important occasion he lost his head"
 How did that happen?"
 "It was cut off"
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Trial Marriages Favored.

Mrs. Hoyle--What Is your hus- bands platform?
 Mrs. Dovle-I think he favors the recall of marriage certificates.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Sounda Familiar.

tWha. did the preacher preach about Sunday"
 Thou shalt not steal"
 "Pm getting tired of that kind of talk. What business has a preacher got linking in politics?"
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
SUFFERED
 EVERYTHING
ro, Fourteen Years. Restored To Health by Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable
 Compound.
r,o;n IIl-"After fourteen years of .,gay;ng everything from female con-

plants, l am at last restored to health.
 "I employed the best doctors and even went to the hospital for treat ment and was told there was no help for me. But while talk ing Lydia E. Pink hams Vege table Compound l began A n
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Regular practieing physicians recommend and prescribe OXlDlNE for Malaria. be- cause it is proven remedy by years of ex- perience Keep bottle in the medicine chest and administer at first sign of Chills and Fever. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
A Guess.

"Why did Maud want to go into the garden, sir?'
 ''I suppose, dear child, she thought Sweet William was there."
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

As a summer tonic there is no medicine that quite compares with OXIDINE. It not only builds up the system. but taken reg ularly, prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste less formula at Druggists. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

\ great majority of summer ills are due to Malaria in suppressed form Las situde and headaches are but two symp- toms OXIDINE eradieates the Malaria germ and tones up the entire system. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Cheerfulness Is also an excellent wearing quality. It has been called the fair weather of the heart Smiles.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

As summer tonic there is no medicine that quite compares with OXTDINE It not only builds up the svstem but taken reg uarly. prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste less formula at Druggists. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
How 1t Happened.

The confusion of tongues had just fallen on Babel.
 We are describing a ball game" " they explained
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Marianna.-Two brick masons and the foreman of ne work on the new Methodist church here were injured when scaffold fell. None are consid. cred seriously hurt.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Opello.-olen Oates, IS years old, of lhis place was drowned while bathing In the river near here The body was recovered and funeral services held here.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

If your appetite is not what it should be perhaps Malaria is developing. It affects the whole system, OXlDINE will clear away the germs. rid you of Malaria and generally improve your condition. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Mrs wiuslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teethiuc soflens the gums, reduces inhamma- ton, allays pain, cures wind colie. :sc bottle.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Be happy. Use Red Cross Ball Blue much better than liquid blue. Delights the laundrees. All groccrs. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Defined.

Whats moral victory pa?"
 Any fight you win where the loser gets all the money.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

We seldom take a deep and vital interest in the affairs of our neigh bors-unless they owe us money.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red Cross Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white clothes. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

To prevent Malaria is far better than to cure it. In malsrial countries take a dose of oAlDlNE regularly S, one each week and other malarial troubles. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
On a Summer Day.

Maud Muller was raking the hay.
 Pm an intelligent agriculturist at the very time you are in danger of the recall" she explained in refusing the judge.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Repartee.

Mrs. Benham-Do you remember that gave you no decided answer the first time you proposed.
 Benham--I remember that you sus- pended sentence--Judge.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Heredity never fails to work out in the matter of red hair, but 1t ire quently falls down when 1t comes to brain.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Many a girl with the hammock habit has a mother with the washtub habit.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take th0 Old StAndhrd CHUV N . PASTEL EBS CHILL TONIC. You hnow That you arc taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, nH It IS si imply Qu'pinc nd lrun In tAsteess form. and tho must cfiertual form. For SrOwn people and children, 60 cents. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

The noblest service comes from nameless hands, and the best servant does his work unseen.-O. W. Holmes.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

By the time man gets old he ought to have sense enough not to let 1t worry him.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Brain. work is just as necessary as physical exercise.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

If you would acquire a reputation quickly set yourself up as . weather prophet.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

Where ignorance is bliss 1t is folly to cultivate the acquaintance of a chap that knows it all.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

A woman's headaches are natural i; q mans are usually acquired.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
COLD FLOODED AND
 MEATH nEATING

ChIlls. Rev. James Reed Gainesville Tex W rote; "l have used your Cheathans Chill Tome In my family and can recommend il 10 everyone affected other remedies failed. Price 80. Sold and guar anteed by all dealers. A. B Richards Medicine Co.,, sherman, Texas. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

 .ortinued it's use until Twas made well. |" Mrs. HENRY LEIsEBERG, 743 Adams St. Keaneysville, w. Va.-"I feel it my dutv to write and say what Lydia E. pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done for me. l suffered from female weakness and at times felt so miserable Icould hardly endure being on my feet. "After taking Lydia E. Pinkham's s Vegetable Compound and following your special directions, my trouble is gone. Words fail to express my thankfulness. recommend your medicine to all my friends. "- Mrs. c. B. WHITTINGToN.
 The above are only two of the thou sands of grateful letters which are con- stantly being received by the Pinkham Medicine Company of Lynn, Mass. which show clearly what great things Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound does for those who suffer from woman's ills. If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (coni- dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will ke opened, read and answered by 6 woman and held in strict confidence.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
Pat's Hint.

How did the drink go. Pat?' "Foin, SOFT; but faith it do bs callin' for company"
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27
: or Q doses 66O

breaks any case of Chils 6 Fever; and if taken then as tonic the Fever will not return. Price 25c.
The Nevada County picayune., 1912-09-27

so," he said. fit has lately been
 that the human body contains
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

old man Bo-how
"And so this Is the way you go to
a bowling club and come home to me,
is it?" she demanded
How else should c-come home?
Hain't got er nyin' mnsheen. have @
You have been drinking. sir"
Not over thlr-thirty drinks. Mishus
Bowser. and every drink helped my
musklur system 'bove waist. You ShcC
zhat cat? And now you shee 2is bnlli
'2r idea Is to bring or cat and ball to-
gether One-two-three"-
Mr. Bowser fell over rug and was
asleep in two minutes. The gas was
turned down. aud ne was ,eft there. Ht
was still sumbering when Mrs Bow.
ser came down in the morning. As
she shool; him awake he rubbed his
eyes and said:
Got home late and didn't want 10
disturb you and so camped down here.
Where was II went last night
"To prayer meeting, believe"
Must "a been. for f"el this morn
ing us If / should live TO he hundred
years old"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

got his coat and vest or anu his sus.
penders tied around his waist and was
ready for bowling they suggested that
he have little something TO drink to
take the stiffness out of his shoulders.
When ne rolled his first ball 1t jumped
out of the alley and knocked colOred
boy into the middle of next week and
then crashed through window, and
some enthusiastic individual suggested
cocktails. His second remained on
the alley and jumped over the pins
and knocked the side Of the house
out, and that incident created thirst
for more drink.
Bowling Extraordinary.
Mr.. Bowser was timber on his legs
and seeing twenty.four pins and three
Ur four alleys when he made ready to
Toll his third ball He meant TO make
1t winner. He got a firm grip and
swung it TO and fro aud then took a
short run and let her go The action
caused him to sit down on the waXy
planks with Jar that shook his teeth
in their sockets, and he heard shouts
of excitement and enthusiasm as the
ball knocked down four pins and q
post and followed the first out Of the
window. When they had assisted him
to his feet and all had taken drink
over his miraculous bowling the
thought suddenly struck him that he
ought to go home. He also got 1t into
his head that he must carry the vie
torious ball with him to show Mrs.
Bowser, and as he seemed inclined to
be crusty about it he was permitted to
have his own way. He departed with
his coat and vest on one arm and the
ball under the other. and half an hour
later the sleeping Mrs. Bowser was
awakened by n racket which scared
her half to death. Some one was NOV.
ing about on the floor below, and there
were hiccoughing and chuckling and
gurgllng. She threw on her wrapper
and descending found Mr.. Bowser had
lighted the gas and was just about to
I'begln bowling. He was hatless. coat
less and vestess. and he was weaving
about on his legs.
When He Reached Home.
"What on earth ais youY" she de-
manded as she took in the situation.
"Nozzin' ails me-nozzin' at ALL" he
thickly replied as he looked at her
blankly. "Now. zhen, everybody shtand
ashide while l lSnocker down moren a
million plnsw
He stood in the front window and
sent the bali rolling and leaping and
bounding down the parlor after the
cat, creating a noise that woke NJ peo-
Pile across the street, and then, with
a happy expression on his face, he sank.
down on the door and murmured'
"Mishus Bowser, I'll roll you f'r er
drinks. ] will Shay, you orter shee
shome OF er shots | made tonight.
Knocked down shiX drinks and more'n
n million pins. Shay, now, chat doctor
was right-health back-got er life
back whoopoe f'r me. Where's er
cat? Where's Mishus Bowser? Where's
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13
To Careful Buyers Marion
Homes Below Cost
Prices.

A model home 800 Boulevard.
rooms. bath room, pantry, cellar, two
cisterns, stable, lot co # by 172, only
$4,000.
A darling home on Orchard street,
Z room house, well, cistern, cellar,
can be made modern, only $500.
North State street, room house,
all paid for, only $1,000. on Sugar
street room cottage house at sacri-
fee price.
on Uncapher avenue, room house
stable, this is neat, only $1,000.
room house on Sharp street at a
sacrifice street.
1-2 acres Of land near Waldo
on pike, fair buildings, only s14OO.
acres of land, miles south, IA
mile of interurban, room house. A
hame that is very cheap on seffner
avenue, rooms and very handy, will
sell below cost. II you want bargains
always call at III Court Street and
sec the
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13
LIVER, STOMACH
AND BOWEL DISEASES

YOUNG AND MIDDLE-AGED
MEN who suffer from the effects of
youthful indlscretlons and nervous
debility may call with confidence.
YARICOELE treated without the
use of a knife.
KIDNEY AND BLADDER DaS-
EASES-Bright's disease. diabetes
inflammation OF the bladder enlarged
Prostate. frequent and dribbling urin-
alton.
STRUCTURE an dali forms Of dis
ease of the uretha and prostate
gland treated by our Medical Bougie
method OF treatment without pain or
detention of business.
BLOOD POISON treated without
use OF injurious drugs.
HEART. BLOOD AND SKIN DIS
EASES-Ulcers, sores, pimples, &C.
zema.
BRAIN. SPINAL and NERVE
DISEASES-Scch as paralysis. loco
motor ataxia. epilepsy, fits, neuraliga.
selaclta, headaches, sleeplessness,
dizziness, brain and nerve exhaustion.
DIR. A. A. THOMEN
X-Ray Medical Institute, Cleveland
OfTice 59O3 Qulmby Ave. N. E.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

FOR SALES acres Of land on a
pike, running water at the barn and
in the pasture, IA mile TO school,
1 mile to church; land a little roll
ing; gravel soil; adapted to rails.
ing potatoes ana all kinds Of grain;
new siX-room house, cellar, barn
30-5O, sheds adjoining. granery
14X20. new poultry house and other
buildings; new pike tax paid; about
75 fruit trees, some grapes, etc;
owners going into other business.
Also 112 acres on pike road, II
mile from school and church, 100
acres of which Is under cultivation
Il acre wood lot, about 800 rods
of tiling, outlet paid for; so acres
in black land, balance gravel and
yellow clay; 7-room house. cellar
barn 35X50; two adjoining sheds
corn crib 20x24, COW barn 1OX2O
5-ton scale, 2 living springs IN
pasture, good wells and cistern
plenty Of fruit, good market. Also
other farms OF 16 acres up. Foy
particulars inquire of Lippincott
Bros. S-5-ti
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

'aENERAL DECAY OF THE MUSCULAR sYs-
TEN ABOVE THE WAIST"
know. / have suspected it for several
months past, but only today have
been fully satisfied"
You have gone TO some quack doc
tor and let him stuff you with lot of
nonsense. You've got an appetite like
n horse. you sleep like Il hog, and I'd
like to see healthier man than you
are. What did the fool of doctor
say"
Mrs. Bowserp you are addressing
your husband"
II know that. and he's got another
fad on hand. really believe that IL
anybody should come around with a
tin horn you'd buy 1t and try to get up
II new toot!"
His impending Doom.
At almost any other time those
words would have jumped Mr. Bowser
n foot high. but on this occasion he
remained calm aud placid. and there
was a touch Of pathos in his tones as
he replied:
"Very well, Mrs. Bowser; we will
let the subject drop right here. II |
die a few years before my time. odds
Is the difference"
He dropped into a chair and held his
head in his hands. and the cat came in
from the front hall and sat down In
front of him and looked so mournful
that Mrs. Bowser melted enough to
say:
"Well, what did the doctor say?"
General decay of the muscular sys-
tenn above the waist" answered Mr..
Bowser II forgot what medical term
he used. but that's what 1t amounts
to. Too vigorous action Of the heart,
combined with lack of exercise, is
what has brought 1t about. may col
lapse any day"
Ibid the doctor say there was a
remedy"
"Yes; he advised immediate and Wig
orous exercise-something for the arms
nnd shoulders in particular. | went
right out and joined bowling club
and thought I'd drop In this evening
and roll few balls. If it wasn't a
case of life and death, you know
II see"
"And under the circumstances you
won't raise n row about my being out
this evenlngT
mo If you have decay of the mus
cular system you must see to 1t at
once"
That's what the doctor said. You
needn't sit up for me-"
"NoT'
at might be little late, you see. II
find my muscles lmberlng up shall
keep right at 1t. lust go right to bee
ut the usual time and don't worry
about my condition. think I have
.aken 1t In tiIne and will come out al
right"
The Alcohol Cure.
1t was true that pain under his
shoulder blade had sent Mr.. Bowse
TO quack doctor and that he haC
been told TO exercise more and en-
less. He had imagined about nl tl'
rest. After getting out of the hous,
he let no grass grow under his Zee
before reaching his club. He wa
warmly welcomed ana was told tha
the first thing In order was 10 take
drink. 1t came out soon after he ha'
swallowed his glass that be was at
tackled with decay Of the muscula,
system. and by advice he took an
other. The twenty men at the clul
that evening were all thoughtful. klnC
hearted men, and when Mr. Bowse
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Il. j. Cheney a Co., Toledo. o.
II. j. Cheney for the last 10 years, and
believe him perfectly honorable IN all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any OBLIGATIONS
made by his firm.
Walding. Kinnan e Marvin.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. o,
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken IN
ternally acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF Lne
system. Testimonials free. Price 1Oc
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

FOR sALE-White pine lath; fine
ones. Inquire before purchasing.
Yours truly, ]. L. Price Co; use
cedar posts. Telephone 2S4. 10tf
5000 PEOPLE-Wanted in Marion
to use Sure Shot Remedy for neu-
ralgia and rheumatic trouble. Lab
oratory, 316 north State. For sale
by all druggists. Sure Shot
Remedy Co. 2-12-tf
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13
Wanted

WANTED-Dlnng q sleeping car
conductors $7j-$125 Experience
unnecessary, we teach you. Write
Dnnlng Car World, 125 w. Van
Buren. Chicago. 1tp
MEN WANTED-Age 1S to 35, to
prepare for hremen or brokcmen on
nearby railroads, $50 10 500 month
ly; experience unnecessary; no
strike. omotion-cnginccr or
conductor, $3.50 to $500 monthly.
Good life careers. state age; send
stamp. Railway Association Box.
Mirror. 1-12-2bp
------------ - -~.---------
WANTED-Positfon as dishwashcr or
chambermaid in restaurant; or will
take a position as housekocper for
widower Address b. NJ, care OF
Mirror office. 1-1O-Gtp
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

Matrimonial Agent-Yes. sir think
we can suit you perfectly. Ah-our
preliminary fee Is 5 guineas.
The Cllent-Five guineas? My dear
laddle, don't he farclcal. WHY ever
should | want TO marry If | possessed
all that money Opinion.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

Last year 2247S deaths occurred in
India. from snake bites, and 2,4OO per-
sons We're killed by wild animals, The
deaths caused by snakes and wild
animals in the Province Of Burma in
1910 amounted to 1873 and so respect
lively.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13
a Trifle Suspicious.

"Does your husband play pokerT
81 don't thlDI So replied young Mrs
Torkins. Bat must say the sick
friends he visits In the evening borrow
great deal Of Charley's money!
Washington Star.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13
ounht 10 Whistle Il.

Little Allck-What Is an incongrulty,
uncle?
Uncle Wllllam-An incongruity, child
is n divorce lawyer humming n we'd
ding march.-Satire.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13

A notable feature of span's cork in
dustry Is the remarkable increase in
the export Of cork and shavlngs. AZ
new uses are continually being found
for cork the waste matter is becoming
more valuable.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1912-01-13
Llfs and Love and I.auahter.

Life and love and merry laughter
These are things we all arc after
Win the second, love. and you
Soon will have the other two.
Win II not and YOU viii be
Bankrupt in the blissful three.
You may live and you may laugh,
But the harvest will he chan.
John Kendriok Bangs IA Judge