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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
LINES TO A LAUGH.

That man Is saying a lot Of things
he will be sorry for"
7 don't know" replied Senator Sor-
gnum; when man hasn't sense enough
70 avoid saying preposterous things. he
generally hasn't sense enough 10 be sorry
for them. "-Washlngton Star.
Nan-So you've had a falling out with
Jack. I thought he loved you with all
his heart.
Pan-That's Just II. He had heart fall
ure.-Philadeiphis Record.
How will we proceed to give this Of
fender the third degree'?'' asked one de-
tective.
Il don't know" replied the other. Sup
pose We start In by reading him a bunch
OF those stories you have been writing
Chicago Record-Herald
she-But Harold. why are you In such
haste? We can be married a little late,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

be gone as long as We like on our honey
moon, and
HeYes and the first thing We know
the base ball season viii open while We
are away.-Puck-
II wish people would not tell you things
which are embarrassing for you 70 an
swer."
How do you meanf
Zones told me yesterday that hts niece
was light-hearted. and couldn't tell for
the life Of me whether he meant she was
blonde or dslirious. '-Baltimore Ameri-
can
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
En.hrfned for An Time.

II Is exceedingly painful to know that
Senator La Toilette doesn't believe the
Honorable Clifford Pinehot to be as good
a. beautiful. Us at least he Of Wisconsin
MAYER shan Persuade II faith IN Clifford
FHehot erumhled what sanctuary Of the
virtues be leftr No. clifford shah no,
be taken from cur hearts. otherwise We
might have TO lose our brother Amos and
even Jimmy Garfield
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
National Board Of Trade.

Business men and trade organiza'
lions over the country are taking
kindly to the presidents proposal for
q national board OF trade that shall
advise congress and the executive
regarding the country's business In.
terests, both at home and abroad
The New York Board Of Trade has
evinced very active concern and
proposed several details which seem
to improve the original suggestion. !,
would make membership In the ma.
tional board representative on an In
dividuai basis rather than organize
tion, on the theory that many Of the
smaller associations over the country
are designed especially for local pro-
motion and could not, conveniently,
take part In q truly national move
ment. though their individual mem
bers might.
This 10 a mere detail that can be
adjusted and probably will be at the
first session April %, when represent
alive business men will get together
to map out what can be done. The
main thing is this: That such q
scheme as the president and Score
tary Nagei advance looks to closer
relations. more sympathetic relations,
between business and the govern
ment, and In the name OF high
heaven, II Is time for that. II out OF
this can DO evolved the ways and
means OF keeping business and poll
tics from imposing on each other and
getting them to see that their inter-
ests are one and interdependent. that
the country is suffering from too
much business in politics and too
much politics in business. then let II
come. =
President Taft has taken flrm
stand for fairer dealing between the
government and private industry and
he should be supported in this by
every honest man. no matter what his
political leaning may be. Business
must be unfettered II II is to go
ahead and II must 90 ahead. Proper
regulation does not mean Gripping 1t.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Mr.. Bryan says the issue between
him and Senator Hitchcock is "a
question Of honesty" 1t is up to the
rank and file of the Nebraska demo-
rats then 10 decide whether one or
the other. or neither. is honest.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

to benefit the city and all legitimate
interests. These are matters that re-
quire time. just as the matter OF reg
ulating the height OF downtown
buildings, but they should not be too
long neglected.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Colonel Bryan In repudiating the
principle Of the presidential prefer
ence primary cities as precedent the
time when he forced Senator Hitch
cock to repudiate the contract for the
sale Of editorial page space In the
democratic world-Herald to a re-
publican candidate whom the paper
was supposed to be fighting. He
neglects a great opportunity. however.
in not recalling the time when by a
similar deal the same paper espoused
the cause of the A. p. A. republicans
in q city election. and Editor Bryan
sought TO side-step responsibility by
8 disclaimer while incidentally &C
quiescing.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

The s2-year-old son OF General
Grant. whom Shelby H. cuiiom first
nominated for president diss before
Senator cuslon completes his service
IN congress- Tins b . queer master,
with his whiriigigk
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Four years ago Mr.. Taft was nomi-
mated with lust one vote out OF the
PENNSYLVANIA delegation, all the rest
being cast against him In the con-
vention. At that. then, he is making
gains comparatively.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Look ovsr some Of the patriots Of.
fertrg their ssFvicss - Legislators
md than dscide honestly for yourself
" you blame corporations Tor sending
psir oxn hired agents to look cut
y thsir interests
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Washington statistics show that the
average price OF all classes Of articles
decreased during the last year with the
exception Of foods and chemicals. What
you save on silk stockings you lose on
potatoes.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Governor Harmon says IL will not
matter to him whether his country
decides he shall serve II higher up
Or in the ranks. That 10 q nice way
TO look at II. anyway. 8
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Considering 1t was all settled By
Governor Aldrich two months ago
Nebraska Ii demanding a tremendous
lot of attention from the various cam.
paign managers 3f -
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

The Water board law provides that
its members shall I'm all vacancies.
but 1t does not formally empower
each outgoing member to name and
commission his successor.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

The result seems to be dependent
upon how many people have been
fooled into believing that this grand
old country Is about to collapse.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Another wonder Of the world IL
how those two Platts county patriots.
Edgar Howard and CHRIS Gruenther,
can admire one another so raptur-
ously and disagree so violently.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

The economic situation will not be
adjusted by any lowering Of the level
Of living. The people like It too well
TO recede now. t
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

That big jump u The price OF
wheat Is all right for those who have
wheat to sell, but II 10 a little early
for the farmer who has his 1919 crop
to look forward to-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

There are one or two places on the
democratic state ticket which are IN,
coLsssted-presumably. places moi
valued by them highly enough &c
warrant competition.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

The democratic presidential candi-
date list has dwindled down to Clark.
Wilson. Harmon, Underwood. Dix.
Gaynor. Marshall. Hearst and Bryan.
Hnrrah for harmony,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
Why Not Cut the Links.
BROOKLYN Eagle.

Instead Of dividing itself In two, the
Harvester trust will be required to divide
into six parts What's the difference Is
long as these sectional trusts remain
articulatedf
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

china's new president invites Mon
golia into the republic. Sure, you.
too. Japan. come on in. the water Ia
fine.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Mr.. Bryan evidently regards both
Clark and Wilson favorably-for sec
and choIce 'Assssssss 8 TX
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Notice how much freshsr your eggs
are since the hens hare been stamp
Ing the dates Of their advent on the
shells? NOT
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Only with the tongue. and that BY
few individuals. has perpetual
motion yet been established.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

II is just Bryan's luck net to be srun-
nlng when the chance Is good.--Post-
Who told you he was not running
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Governor Harmon speaks Of
democratic democrats."s Take that.
Mr.. Bryan. ..si..s7 & r.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
MARCH CIRCULATION.
49,508

subscribern leaving the city
temporarily should have The
bee mailed to them. Address
Will be changed as often - re-
qaested. az
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Eugene v. Debs also has come out
for the Judicial recall.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Pennsylvania 10 the state that tops
them all in; the production Of coal.
iron and steel.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
Remember the Electric Wiring
In Planning Your New Home

The real usefulness of electricity in
the household is just beginning to be
appreciated.
In wiring your new home be sure
that convenient outlets and sockets are
installed for connecting Electric Flat
Irons in the kitchen; Electric Toaster
andcooking devices in the dining room;
Vacuum Cleaner and Electric Fans
throughout the whole house; for a
Washing Machine Motor in the base
ment. and the Sewing Machine Motor
in the sewing room.
See that the installation is properly de-
signed and that lamps are placed on the porch
and in the closets, pantry and basement
Our Contract Department welcomes
consultation regarding electric wiring
plans. With this advice you can be
sure that your electric wiring will be
adequate to meet your demands prop
erly.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Not much bleaching ahant those
boards out at the ball park yet.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
Pres. Taft's Record

Notable Achievements of the
Administration Accomplished
without Unnecessary Noise.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
lkokinSBackward
hisDaVy in0malla!
4 COMPILED FROM BEE FILES

April 10.

Thirty Years Ago
The Union Pacific nine went over the
river to meet the Transfer boys on the
diamond The game lasted three hours
and closed at the seventh inning with a
score Of - to IS In favor OF the Union
Paeifics.
The election OF the Mount Cavalry cam
mandary last night resulted as follows:
Sir John J. Monnell, commander; Sir
Lewis H. Korty. generalissimo; Sir VII
liam r. Bowen. captain general; Sir
James r Boyce, prelase; Sir Charles p.
Needhsm. senior warden: Sir Duncan NJ.
Wilson, Junior warden: Sir c. Hartman,
treasurer: Sir Harry r. Hathaway, re-
eorder; Sir Gustav Anderson, warder.
AZ the conference Of the fire boys with
Mayor Boyd. the mayor indicated that he
was thinking of appointing John II. But
Ter 10 head the department.
The owner Of q raft Of fifty or sixsy
cottonwood logs found floating down the
river Is invited TO call for further infor-
nation at The Bee office.
Adolph Siefkin. the cigar maker, was
tackled at the gate OF his residence by
footpads and relieved OF a few dollars In
change.
Sir Thomas Hes<eth with his wife,
baby. nurse and valet passed through thu
city In special hotel car, 'Metropoll-
tan" arriving on the Burlington.
Resolutions of Uniform Division
Knights Of Pyttias over the death Of
Christian Witt are subscribed with the
names of Charles Nerkt. II. G. yanse
and H. Neumeyer. committee
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15

Edward Rosewater went TO Lincoln
and argued for an increase In the physi.
cal valuation OF the railroads Of the
state before the state Board Of Equaiiza-
ton. He held that millions OF dollars In
property were escaping taxation alto.
gether. because OF the detective system
OF taxing. I'VE cannot escape this
question. gentlemen" Mr.. RosewAter told
the board In concluding; eft Is bound TO
come UP in various and innumerable
ways"
w. d. wyman. president of the National
Association OF Life Underwriters, was the
guest OF honor at banquet given by
800 life insurance men at Metropolitan
hall. President II. r. Gould Of the local
association acted as POSTMASTER and
those who spoke beside him and Presi-
dent Wyman. were: II. ID. Nelly, John
Steel. Simon Goetz. i. Z. Frederick, II.
J. Gillian. all Of Omaha: John Mockett
jr., Of Lincoln. and Max r. Rohrer Of
Council Bluffs.
The Omaha Board Of Equalization
raised the assessment Of the Omaha Gas
company from 100000 to s7Ts.oso; that OF
the Omaha Thomson Houston Electric
Light company from sl17.0oo to ,175.ooo:
Nebraska Telephone from sip.slo to
a7s.ooo.
The body Of Mrs. Meilora Mcpherson
clarkson was laid at rest beside that OF
her husband, Bishop Robert Harper
clarkson. In the churchyard Of Trinity
Cathedral. Bishop Williams
led the professional, followed by Major T.
s. clarkson. Mrs. Millspaugh. wife Of
the bishop OF Kansas: Frederick H.
Davis and family, Dean Campbell Fair
and Mrs. Fair. and the nurses Of the
clarkson hospital. In the services Bishop
Williams was assisted by Rev. F. s.
White. DR.. R. z. L. Craig and Rev. John
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-15
Twenty Years Ago


Charley Hoover. the Kansas City
catcher, was signed by Omaha on
coLsition that he keeps In condition.
The Citizens Alliance met at Knights
Of Labor hall, 1904 Douglas street. and
listened 10 discussions of the financial
question by C. orff and Thomas Kill
patrick.
News was received OF the arrival In San
Francisco Of George W. Mercer from
Guatemala.
G. w. and Mrs. Updike Of Holdress
were CHARTERED at the Willard.
Attorney Lee Helsiey went TO Sioux
City on business.
Hon. Lorenzo crounse. assistant secre-
tary Of the treasury. arrived from wash
ington on visit
Postmaster Garrison reported the rev.
enues at the Omaha postoffice for the
months Of January. February and March
to be yTi.ss7.os.
Al O. Fields Ministries tickied Q great
audience at the Farnam Street theater.
Colonel u c. Bartlett returned from
Wyoming. where he had extensive inter-
ests In a big oil field project.
A committee Of citizens composed OF
Andrew Rosewater, city engineer; Her
man Kountze. w. J. Council, John Hor-
bach. and St A. d. Baicombs met Presi-
dent Kimball Of the Union Pacific. and
General Manager Holdrege OF the Bur
lington q Missouri River railroads. and
had a sympathetic discussion Of the COM
promise plans for union depot.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
TRUST QUESTION
 IS DISGUISE
Roosevelt Will Define His Positi, on the Sherman Anti
 Trust Law

Oyster Bay, March 8.--Manags Perkins held long conferens, with Roosevelt yesterday. It is believed RoOsevelt's plan of ac- tion regarding the trusts was dis cusSed.
 Roosevelt is opposed to the prosecution of the trusts as con- ducted under the present admin istratiOn. He claims the trials of the big business concerns unset ties conditions but fails to bring results. He is in favor of strict CT laws for the guidance of trusts and vigorous prosecutions for violations of the regulations. It is believed an announcement will follow the conference defining Roosevelts position on the trust problem.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
QUARTZ MINING IS
 MAKING STEADY PROGRESS

Fairbanks Creek. k.--According to arrivals from the hills, quartz activity is making headway. On Coffee dome, about four miles from Fairbanks, Critics and Fcld- man arc taking out ore from a promising ledge that they have uncovered there. They arc down 10 feet with their shaft and in- tend to make n small shipment soon to the mill, that they may ascertain tho commercial value of their ore.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
CONTRACT LET
 FOR TuNNEL|NG
Completion of Contract WiII Block Out Big Body of
 Ore

John Ekimo and Paul Paulson have secured a contract to drive :230 feet of tunnel on the Valdez Mining company's property near the glacier. The men left this morning to begin the contract, taking with them small quan- tiLy of supplies.
 When the company ceased op- 'erations last fall a considerable stock of supplies were stored in the tunnel which will last the men until spring. It is an easy mat ter to get supplies to the ground in summer or any season after the trail is broken.
 The present contract is for the purpose of extending a tunnel now in a considerable distance and when completed will tap the ledge at point 375 feet below the sur face outcropping. The company has 240 feet of tunneling on ore in the upper workings and when the ledge has been tapped an up raise will be made to connect with the wing put down in the No. tunnel.
 The completion of the contract will block out large body of ore and If the values which were se- cured on the surface and in No. 1 tunnel are. found to continue with depth a mill will be placed on inc property.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
CAPITAL GOING INTO
 WILLOW CREEK DISTRICT

ll is learned here that the Unit cd States Smelling and Refining company is seeking to obtain con trol of certain well known mining properties in the Willow creek district. The big mining cor poration sent mining engineer to that section last year to invcs- iigatc conditions and properties there, and the plan, which has not reached fruition, to obtain a number of holdings in that reg ion, grows out of the experts fa- vorablc rcport.--Scward Gateway.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
NEW COMPANY
 IS ORGANIZED
Plan to Begin Operations on ken- al Property at an Early
 Date

Seattle, March 8.--The Kenai Star Mining company, a new cor pOration which will operate in Alaska, elected officers last night. The officers are pr. F. B. Whit ing, president, Max Kuncr, vice. president, Henry ToOn, treasurer, and F. N. Mitchell, secretary. The foregoing officers with George Chase and Capt. Nels Peterson will form the board of trustees.
 The company plans to begin op- erations early next spring and will make shipments of supplies to the property on the next boats.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08

mill, already purchased and awaiting shipment to the point of destination. s. S. Loeb is presi- dent, Ike ROsenthal, is secretary treasurer, and II. D. Cowan vice. president and general manager of the concern. About 25 miners will be employed according to the statement of the manager.
 News reaches here, also, that a vast electric plant, capable of supplying power to all of the min CTS of the Willow creek district, is to be installed this ycar.--Scw- ard Gateway.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
STAMP MILL FOR
 WILLOW CREEK SECTION

Adviccs from Seattle state that n corporation known as the Gold cn Hill Consolidated Mining com papy has been formed and has taken over two groups of quartz claims located on Fishhook creek, in the Willow creek district. The properties were located by Hatch CT and Carnegie, the original dis coVerers of the gold quartz in that section. The company will install. this spring, a fve-stamp
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
.S|XTy-M|LE |S
 A BUSY CAMP
The Now Strike In tho Yukon Has Served to Revive Busi-
 ness

The strike on the Sixty-mile riv- CT, n tributary of the Yukon river, has revived Dawson and business is reported better than at any time for years past. There is con- siderable work being done on the new creek according to the Daw- son Weekly News. Stores and roadhouses are rapidly going up
 (Continued on page 4)
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08

Wellington, N. F., March B. Captain Roland Amundson has ar rived here from his expedition to the South pole. He says Captain Scott reached the pole by follow ing Lieutenant Scackleton's route Captain Amundson was unable to reach the pole and was informed of Captain ScOtt's achievement by wireless while returning home.
 Amundson is receiving many ca blcs offering sympathy for his
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
K|LBANE GIVES
 ATTELL CHANCE
Agrees to Give Him Return Match and Names Labor
 Day

San Francisco, March 8.--John- ny Kilbanc has agreed to give Abe Attcll return fight and prefers that the contest bc held on Labor day. .slS
 Kilbane's refusal to give Attell another chance brought criticisms which he could not ignore. At- tell says he will train properly for this fight and expects to regain his lost laurcls.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08

1t fitting that the honors shoul. be divided between America an, Britain, the two great Englisf speaking nations of the worlC The fact that the stars and stripe is planted at the North pole an, the British flag at the South pole the extremes of the earth, vii further cement the bonds O friendship.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
LONDON ID PARIS
 IN THREE HOURS
MonopIane Breaks All Records for Long Distance
 Flights

Paris, March S.--Thc long dis lance record for monoplanc flights has been broken by Aviator Silvcy, who made the flight from London to Paris in three hours.
 The machine encountered ad- verse currents of air while cross ing the channel and Silvcy expects to break his record on tho return trip.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08

Chihuahua, March 8--President Madero's troops have arrived to support the government garrison of this place. The troops passed through American territory dis guised as laborers.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
ALABAMA |S
 SOLID FOR TAT!
Fep ublIcan State Convention En- dorses President Taft and In-
 structs Delegates

Birmingham, March 8.--The state Republican convention held herc yesterday endorsed President Taft.
 The delegates to the Chicago convention were instructed to work for him in opposition to all others. There is to be no second choice so far as the delegation from this state is concerned.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
THE SIMPSONS
 PASSENGER LIST Twonty-four Arc on Board Admir- al Sampson Bound for vaI-
 dez

Seattle, March 8--Thc names of the Valdez passengers who sailed 'on the Admiral Sampson on March , arc as follows:
 c. E. Campbell, J. F. Diggs Thomas Keel and wife, w. H. Thompson, T. F. German, r. M Boyle and wife, Elmer k. Taylor, J. c. Jacobson, T. Hill, D. Ray mond, William Igo, J. c. Andef- son and ten siceragc passengers.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
NORTHWESTERN DUE
 IN CORDOvA TODAY

The Northwestern has beer re- ported by wireless and is expnct- 'rd to reach Cordova at 5 o'clock this evening. She is due to reach Valdez at an carly hour tomorrow morning. The ProspectOr made an effort to secure a list of the passengers for Valdez via Juneau but was unable to do so.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
CAPTAIN SCOTT REACHED SOUTH POLE
 BY FOLLOWING LIEUT.. SHACKL LET0NS ROUTE
Captain Roland Amndson Reaches New Zealand and Give: Captain Scott Full Credit For rAchievement-London Is Preparing to Celebrate and Peary ThinksItIs
 Fitting Honors Should Go To Scott

London, March 8--All Europe credits the report that tht south pole has ben discovered, but there is still some doubt as to which nation plOngs Lu. honor of the achic Ien:ent. It l.; thought possible Scot: a i'd Amu ri 5.'I may t)th have lel".,cd the ;G,..
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
BOY SCOUTS WILL
 HIKE TO GLACIER

The Boy Scouts will meet at the rectory at t0:30 tomorrow fore noon to take a hike to the glacier on snowshoes and skis. The trai, IS in fine condition and those who have no snowshoes or skis can accompany the crowd and enjoy a pleasant trip.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
ROOSEVELT coMTaoLe
 OKLAHOMA DELEGATES

Oklahoma, March 8.--OGficial returns indicate that Roosevelt will control majority of the dcl- cgations to the county convcn- lions. He is in the lead and is gaining ground.
Valdez daily prospector., 1912-03-08
ROOSEVELT WINS IN
 KANSAS CITY PRIMAE

Kansas City, March 8.--Rnos welt won in the primaries held this city. This is the first cle ton since the primary mcasu was adopted.