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wal, they seq as Lcu

wal, they SEQ gs LcN
named Lowrie wus Il rilnLin this yes
gang, an if thet's Their way o ii. /
reckon as how it's Lowrie we're after
Be you Lowrie?"
Nav
The answer was so gruff and short,
and the fellow hesitated so long in
adding anything to it. began to think
it was all Off
WAL" he consented to say at last,
ungraciously, thar's blame pile O.
We kim in lately, an | calculate we got
bout 'nough fer our business. but
reckon as how Red will use We some.
whar Anyhow you uns kin come
long with me an find out, but yen
diskiver him bout Their ornerest man
jist now ever We run up again. He's
plum mad, Red is, fer sartain."
He turned and strobe off, without SO
much as giving us backward glance,
and, with a hearty congratulatory kick
to the mule. and my company fol
lowed him. A hundred yards further
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get inside along with your fellows.
we might hold the house until rein
forcements came" ssss >
THANK God! q | knew you would"
he cried joyfully. grasping me. again
ferxently by the hand. You are not
one to hesitate over the color of a
uniform at such time as this. Only,
Wayne" and he hesitated an instant,
lit is rightI should, tell you that Bren-
nan is there, and in Command"
Il know it, but those women must
be saved nevertheless" answered
firmly, my mind settled. This. is no
time for personal quarreling. and
whatever color of cloth We wear those
outlaws are our common enemies, ito
be hunted down like wild beats. |
have seen specimens of their fiendish
cruelty that make my blood run cold
to remember The very thought sof
those who are now exposed falling
into such hands is enough TO craze
one; death would be preferable a
thousand times. How many fighting
men, have your" M sss.s.
Seven fit for duty III.
will you ride forward, or go back
with us?''
I'VE must send word the gal-
liant fellows voice shook but God
knows Wayne, want. to CO. back. II
we both live | am to marry Celia
Minor"
Il understand" / said gravely.
"Ebers, who is your best, rider?"
u 1T vosNiot funny leetle yellow Glen.
Captain"
Glen. come here"
The trooper, mere boy, with
freckled, face. and. great honest gray
eyes, but wiry and tough as steel.
pushed his way through the group and
faced me- !. :. -
Glen" said. your Sergeant tells
me you are the bestgrider in the troop.
j am going to intrust you with the
most important duty of ALL The lives
OF every one OF US and of -four help
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house helped me greatly to appreciate
the difficulties. to be surmounted. He
had succeeded. In his escape by dodg-
ing among the negro cabins where the
attacking line appeared weakest, but
expressed the, conviction that even
this slight gap would be securely
closed long before we reached there.
Have they sufficient men, then. to
cover thoroughly all four sides?" |
asked
ITO the best of my judgment, there
must be fully two hundred and fifty in
the gang, and apparently they operate
under strict military discipline. 1t is
revelation to me. Wayne, of the
growing power of these desperate fell
lows, ! knew they were becoming
numerous and bold. but this surpasses
anything | could imagine. More, they
are being constantly recruited by new
arrivals. A party of at least dozen
came in while was hiding behind the
stables. | heard them. asking for the
leader"
What did they call him?''-
: LII " Olt flA1uIlS, OF something ike
that. They claimed to be deserters
from Lees army. but two or three OF
them wore our uniforms"
TITS Red Lowrie." | said gravely,
more impressed than ever with the
seriousness of the situation. Il heard
of him two years ago--he killed man
in the Sixth North Carolina, and took
to the hills. Since then he has deveI-
oped into quite leader for such scum,
and has provenf himself nerciless
monster. You have no suggestion to
offer as to how we had better attempt
to get in?" $~
He shook his head despondingly.
What station does Brennan de-
fend?" asked.
THE front of the house; the main
point of attack has been there
We could distinguish the sound of
firing by this time. and its continuous
volume convinced me that Cations
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Woman's Way.

"a woman's convention, eh? What
DO women know about enthusiasm?
Now at the last national convention
we men cheered our candidate for an
hour"
That's all right" said his wife
I'VE threw kisses at ours for sixtysev-
en- minutes by the clock. louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01

ONLY $4,000 will secure farm
in South Georgia. Ideal climate, three
crops year. Larger investments also
accepted. We can pay you fine profits
until you can take possession. Abso-
lutely new plan. Write fully how
much and HOW you want to invest
for special offer Geo. w. Deem, Box
81, Waycross. Ga.
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The little daughter of well-known
Baltimore clergyman recently startled
the family while at breakfast by sud
denly exclaiming:
I'm full of glory!"
What on earth do you mean, child p
the father fastened to ask.
Why" exclaimed the youngster, "a
sunbeam just got on my spoon, and
I've swallowed it."
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Before the Scrap.

why are you rushing around so to-
day?" I'm trying to get something
for my wife," Had any offers?"-
louisville Courier-Journal.
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Too Much RECLINING.

"How was it that Camps failed in
his bed-manufacturing business?" "He
got too much in sympathy with the
business" How could he do that?'
"He lay down on the job"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01
Hoods
SarsapariIIa

Acts directly and peculiarly
on the blood; purifes, enriches
and revitalizes it, and in this
way builds up the whole sys-
tenn. Take it. Get it today.
In usual liquid form or chocolate coated
tablets called Sarsatabs.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01

Museum freaks are complain ing
about hard times; but as for that, the
ossified man says things always have
been hard with him.
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sion the pain.

The hurt of burn or cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly and prevents scars. Csc and soc by
druggists. For free sample write to
J. w. Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis.
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CHAPTER xxx.
a Mission for ReeIzehub.

A Mission for BeeIzebub.
AS we. picked our way slowly for
ward through. the gloom / CLEANED
from Cation all he knew regarding the
situation before u.s. My own knowl-
edge of the environments of the Minor
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01
Man and Meter Both Unicue.

A Kansas City man notified the gas
company that his meter was running
slow. Greater honesty hath no man
than this.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01
This Bridegroom Sat Down

in the least. After they had gore tho
minister spoke his mind:
The woman is going 20 get the
worst of that matrimonial bargain .
And for once his wife agree III
HRS.
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Rhnaa islands Small Vote.

Rhode Island, says the Providence
Journal, casts smaller vote. proper
tionately to it's population. than is
polled in any other northern state.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any case of Itching Blind
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01

There are two kinds of suffragettes
the unhappily married and the un-
happily unmarried
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01
RILEY EARM-RHYME

With country pictures by VIII Yawter
The many poems by James Whitcomb Riley in which
mirrored his love of the great outdoors,
collected in beautiful illustrated edition This book
contains 100 pictures by Mr.Vawter that reflect
with remarkable sympathy the spirit Of the text.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1912-02-01
The Deer Creek Illustrated Gift Edition
of the Works of
JAMES WFiITCOMB RILEY
RILEY LOVE-LYRTCS
With many studies from life by
William buckingham DYER

Contains all the fayorites of Mr. Rileys dainty ten
derove poems The Illustrations, of Whic h there are
over co. add greatly to the books artistic beauty DIR
Dyer has shown poetic of the authors
an ability to work out with camera and brush
the central ideas in altogether delightful way.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23
Jn InokPt, The GREATEST ATHLETE OF ALL TIME, STARS In RUNNING, JUMPING,
HURDLING, THROWING DISCUS, FOOTBALL

If there Is anyone who doubts that
Jim Thorpe, Oklahoma Indian. is the
greatest athlete in the world, let him
go to Carlisle and judge for himself.
When he comes he will see 1856 pounds
of highly-specialized man, whom the
ozone of Oklahoma and the fine
crystal air of the Cumberland valley
have filled with tremendous and per-
sistent vigor. Thorpe is a great ath-
lete, and he looks the part. Nearly
six feet tall, his muscular develop
ment is beautifully smooth. He com
hines in his perfect type the best at
tributes of the sprlnter and the
weight man.
Thorpe has been at the Carlisle In
dian School for five years, and during
that time he has brought fame to the
institution. on more than one occa-
sion his work has brought victory to
Carlisle teams. He is equally good
on the track, the diamond and the
eridiron. He is captain of the Car
Isle Indian football team this year.
But it has not beer at Carlisle that
Thorpe has accomplished his most
wonderful feats, Not until he took
part in the Olympic games at Stock
OH this summer did he gain an
international reputation and earn the
proud title 1.-THE greatest athlete in
the world"
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heard-of achievement. His nearest
competitor was 700 points behind him,
the next Jagged along 1000 to tho
bad.
The P%enathlon comprises Ave
e~vents-the running broad jump,
throwing the javclin, a 2O0-metre run,
throwing the discus and the 1900
metre run.
He won it.
The Decsthlon-gruelling in its ten
events, severest of tests for muscle
and mind-comprises a 10o-metre run,
a broad jump. putting the shot, a
running high jump, a 400-metre run.
throwing the discus, the 110-metre
hurdles, the pole vault, the javelin
throw and 1,5oo-metre run.
He won it.
And in winning these events he
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23
JOB AFTER l2-YEAR
TUSSLE in THE COURTS

WILMINGTON, Del, Oct. 23.-Gov-
ernor PennewelI has appointed Philip
o. C~hurchman, parliamentary of New
Castle county, as judge of the Will
mington Municipal Court for twelve
years, at 1000 per year.
Twelve years ago Governor Tunnel,
Democrat, appointed Edwin r. Coch-
ran to office. The State Senate re-
fused to confirm him. Governor HUM.
Republican, who succeeded Tunnel,
appointed Churchman, who was con-
firmed. Cochran took the case to the
Superior Court. The court decided
against him. In the State Supreme
Court he won.
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late, and he will give Mcfarland a
tough argument IL they aver meet in
the ring.
Jim Driscoll, the English light
weight, is sick again and he has been
compelled to call off his fight with
owen Moran and cancel his trip to
this country.
Joe Thomas, the New orleans light
weight, who made a hit in New York,
has returned to his home, where he
says he can get more for one fight
than for the two he fought in New
York.
Eddie o'Keefe. the New York
featherweight, has been matched to
box Eddie Morgan, the little English
boxer, ten rounds at Madison Square
Garden next Monday night.
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only began to demonstrate the silent
power at his command. for he is the
greatest football player in the world,
a basketball wonder, a master at la
crosse, tennis, hockey, a dead shot.
AT baseball he is so proficient in
every position that league clubs just
now are bombarding him with offers,
HE is unquestionahly the greatest
athlete who ever lived" said James
e. Sullivan, and Sullivan, United
States commissioner to the Olympic
games, knows. None of the strong
men of history could have competed
with him successfully. They had
great strength, we may infer, but
they lacked his speed, his agility, his
skill. A wonder, a marvel. is the
only way to describe him.
He is the best type of American"
said President Taft. His high
standard OF physical development
YVES only attained by right living and
high thinking"
Thorpe has had praise and APP
plausc enough to turn any mans
head. Yet he remains the same quiet,
unassuming, modest person that he
was five years ago on the Oklahoma
plains. From which VIC must infer
that Jim Thorpe is great in more
ways than one.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23
THoRPE'S o AT
TIE OLYMPIC GAMES
ENTATHLoN

PENTATHLoN.
Running Broad Jump-LO7
metres, or 30 feet = inches.
Javelin Throw-52 metres, or
10 feet Z inches.
200-Metre Run-About 220
yards, in % seconds.
Discus Throw-S5.37 metres.
or JIG feet s inches.
1900 Metre Run-About 1,640
yards, in 4 minutes A seconds.
D~ECATHLoN.
Discus Throw-S6.aS metres,
or 121 feet 8 inches,
400-Metre Run--About 440
yards, in 50 1-5 seconds,
no. Metre Hurdlcs-About $50
feet 10 inches, in Is 9-5 seconds.
Running High Jump-6 feet
Ia inches.
1,50-Metre Run-About 1,640
yards, in 4 minutes 40. sec
onds.
Pole Vault-S.25 metres, or 10
feet ? inches.
100-Metre Dash-About 32S
feet, in II 1-5 seconds.
Running Broad Jump-22
feet 3h inches.
Shot Put-12,S9 metres, or AZ
feet 3 inches.
Javclin Throw-45.7 metres,
or 14q feet II inches.
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Sporting -.
z,e! s,sS Gossip


Walter Camp, the great football
authority and former Yale coach
likes the new football rules, although
he admits they have not yet been
given enough of a trial to determine
their true value.
ut may be said that every change
made had a very definite weakness
OF the game in mind" recently de-
clared Camp, land yet the altera-
tions are along conservative rather
than experimental lines. Moreover,
whether they hit exactly the points
desired they are designed to be pro-
ductive Of further information rather
than of complications, and it is cer-
tainly fair to q that the rules had
become over-complicated and the
play had taken on a similar charac-
ter. which lent itself to contention
and misunderstandin rather than
definite clean-cut rulings"
An effort is being made to arrange
. match between Kid Williams. of
Baltimore, who beat Johnny Coulan
last week, and Eddie Morgan, said to
be the best little boxer who aver left
England.
Carl Morris, the Oklahoma heavy
weight, has been matched to box
Sandy Ferguson, at Boston, on No
vember II. e
Jack B~ritton. the Chicago light
weight, has been matched to box
Freddie Duffy, of Boston, at the
Forty-fourth Street Club, on Thurs
day night.
President Murphy refused to deny
or affirm a report that Second Base
man John j.. Evers would be chosen
as Frank Chances successor,
Packey Mcfarland keeps lodging
Jack Britton, the Chicago lightweight.
Britton has developed wonderfully of
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in the street at 3 in the morning. She
had collapsed while on her way to the
Jewish Maternity Hospital.
In a patrol wagon the woman was
rushed to the hospital, but when it
was reached there was a bouncing
boy baby to be cared for with his
mother,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23
YALE ELEVEN HAS STRONG BACKFIELD IN SPALDING,
CAMP AND GOOD NEW MEN

as a seaso of great backs, for there
are also Captain Mercer. of Pennsyl-
vania; Captain Thorpe, of Carlisle;
Captain Wendell. of Harvard; Captain
Pendleton, of Princeton. and Captain
Thomson, of Michigan, all of whom
starred last rear in the backfield.
The line proposition is entirely diff
feront. In this department a ma
jority of the big colleges are weak
this year
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

In Captain Spalding the Yale eleven
has n of the strongest backs in
football. Yale is also fortunate to
have the veteran Camp in the back
field this year. Both of these men are
heavy and fast, and with the good
new material hat is at hand should
make a combination in the backfield
hard to beat.
This season will probably be known
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

The Worthingtons will again meet
the Armory A. G. at Reseville Oval
sunday afternoon. The Pump Workers
won from the Armorys last week. s to
4, and the Hearon aggregation is out
for evenge. Manager Hearon will
spring a surprise I'm his pitching staff
next week IN an effort to subdue the
Harrisonians.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23
IN VAIN EFFORT
TO SAVE HIS BABY GIRL

NEW YORK, Oct. 23.-Seeing his
baby daughter in danger, Samuel
Goldgeder, a painter, of $40 East ,103d
street, flung himself in front of a
trolley car at 104th street and Licking
ton avenue in an attempt to save her.
The baby was killed instantly, while
the father was struck and hurled to
one side. He was taken to the Har-
lem Hospital with internal injuries.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

AT the Olympic games he won the
~Pentathlon and the Decathlon-the
first a five, the second a ten-event
contest. Never before in the history
of the world had an athlete made so
wonderful a record in competition.
In the Decathlon. out of a possible
10000 points, he gained SAP, an un-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23
LocKJAW FROM VACCINE

PITTSBURGH. Oct. 23.-As a result
of being vaccinated by order of the
school Hard during the present cpl
demic of Asiatic smallpox, Professor
Louis X. Manley, instructor in the
department of sciences of the River
view High School, is critically Ill of
blood poison and lockjaw at the West
Penn Hospital.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

A team composed mostly of New
York Giant players will appear at
Roseville oval Sunday morning
against the Roseville Stars, jeff Tes-
roau. according TO Captain Larry
Doyle, VIII be on hand to pitch for
the Manhattans, Josh Devore will be
In left field. Doyle at second. Fletcher
at short and several other National
League champions.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

. BASEBALL CHAMPIONS
I FOR 1912

-
/ National League, New York.
s American League, Boston.
( International League, To-
+ ronto.
: Southern League, Birming-
s ham.
/ American Association, Mime
6 apolis.
+ Western League, Denver.
Connecticut League, Now
Z Haven.
+ South Atlantic League, jack
. sonvllle.
Z Tri-State League, Harrisburg.
{ Texas League, Houston.
Central League, Fort Wayne.
: Central Association. OF
{ tumwa.
Z Canadian League, Ottawa.
( Western Tri-State, Walla
{ Walla.
Carolina Association, Ander-
+ son.
{ M. I. N. X. League, Nebraska
Z City.
K. l. r. League, Clarkville.
z Central international League,
{ Duluth.
s Virginia League. Roanoke.
E Michigan State League, Man
s istee.
New York state League
q Utica,
! New England League, Law
9 rcnce
! Appalachian League, Bristol.
I Blue Grass League, Frank
8 ford.
( Southern Michigan League,
! Adrian.
{ Cotton States, Vicksburg and
+ Colum.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

Shaugnessy OF the All-New Yorks
Is one of the tallest basketball artists
in Manhattan. He can touch the iron
rim handily without a big jump.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

The Lawrence Club. champions Of
the New England League. are booked
to play the Ironside f. c. at Park
Oval sunday morning.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

The original Essex County HosnIta,
nVe is anxious to book games with
the best teams ~hereabouts, to be
played on the hospital courts Tuesday
and Friday nights. The team is COM
posed of Traubman. Garrabrant.
Webster of last years team: Pecca,
Dorsch M Adabato. All teams de-
string games address e. w. Dorch.
manager, Essex County Hospital.
Cedar Grove.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

The Terence II. O'nonnell Associa-
lion of East Newark has formed a
basketball team and would like to
hear from amateur teams, games to
be played on opponents or home
courts. Address Manager Edward
Marder for games, care of t. II.
ODonnel. Central avenue and North
Third street, East Newark.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

The Bay View Wanderers have col
some strenuous games before them.
Friday they will go up New York
state and Saturday they will 40 to
Sheepshead Bay, where they will play
the st. James ~Triangles. of brooklyn.
This latter team will represent Brook
lyn in the new league. Last week
they defeated the Crescents of Pater-
son., 3S to %.
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The Aronson A. A. will help the
Harrigan A. A. in its opening game
ct wiedenmayer's Casino Hall Sun
day afternoon.
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WAGON A oo-cART

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. PA po-
liceman found Mrs. Sarah Nelson i'll
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The All-Newark Ave, of this city,
will appear against the st. Michael
FIVE at Harmonic Hall Friday night.
IL will mark the latter quintet's ini-
tsal contest of the season. In the
preliminary game the st. Michael
juniors viii meet the Imperial Ave.
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ON THE COURTS

score of students reported. AS the
court is not In use this week Coach
Hill will confine the candidates to
running and jumping exercises. 1t is
expected. however. that the lads will
be able to cage and pass the sphere
indoors on Monday.
The Entire Nous five, West Hud-
sons leading travelling quintet, has
arranged to play the crack American
five at Paterson October 20. The
Entire Nous five has no games booked
for this week and would like to book
some with teams in or around New
ark and New York. The Entire Nous
team includes the following players:
Conlan, Schwab, Biegner, McGuigan
inc Andres. Any manager wishing
to book this team can do so by writ
Ing to j. c. Beveridge, 294 Maple
street, kearny, N. j., or phone 1873
Branch Brook between s a. m. and
5 p. m.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

Tho Whirlwinds will discontinue
basketball at Kunzmann's Hall on
Friday nights.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

Johnny Biegner played his initial
game with the K.'of c. team of Har-
rison Monday night and scored nearly
half of his teams points. He had
eight field goals to his credit.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-23

Jay Doyle and his brother Lou, two
popular basketball players who
aonned local uniforms last season.
Helped the Palace Five of Jersey City
rim its opening game from the Rock
ellie Centre Five at Rockville Centre,
Long Island. Saturday night. The
score was "A to is.