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New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

NT'RsE- German; can take infant from birth
understands bottle feeding; hrst class refer
ences Miss Margaret Smiths Agency, 25 West
42d g. Tel. 9O39 Bryant.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

hlckel-plated bathroom rack. known 81
so'no and brush rack, is useful for many
ssstkoses, as II Is longer than most articles
= shA KIND. The price IL 81 Is.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

NT-RSE-Wnl take entire charge OF infant; I'M
derstands all foods: excellent references from
New York families. NJ. Miss F1tzGerald's Blu
reau, bO3 9th ave. Entrance 42d 81.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18
AUCTION SALES.

,Hf-67,I,T-1.AGE SALE will sell this day. II a
~ az No. 20-22 Pike ST., New York res
,ourant fixtures |. Simon, auctioneer. Chas
100 attorney for mortgage
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

NDRESs.-Competent; good on shirts;
best references city or country; wages $50
Call at Lang & Boecherer Co. Agency, 43-45-
~ West 33d St, New York.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

NURSE English; experienced; infant or grown
good seamstress; has friend Scotch cook, good
laundress excellent baker. Morrow's Agency
T2l lexington ave.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18
TYpEWRJTINo AND TYPEWRIr RS
PRINTING.

VICTOR VISIBLE, 70 Nassau St CataIogu.
free: all makes taken part paymsnt; bargains
On IIndeTwoods RsminEtons OlIyers. Smiths
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

ADMINISTRATORS. excellent family Isun-
dress; understands collars, shirts, fine linens,
etc; city or country; excellent references; SIS.
Charles wilson's Agency 141 East oIth. Tel.
2224 Plaza
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18
CARPET CLEANING.

C.FEFTI, CARPET CLEANING Co.-Cleans
~ rompressed air, steam. hand or on noor.
t.Sa broadway 42i East tSth St COE h
BRANDT Tel. 132-3sth.
NEW YORK CARPET CLEANING WORKS
Oldest Largest Most Modern
FINE RUGS WOVEN FROM OLD CARPETS
prices Reasonable. Send for Circular
Tel. 46924693 BrysnL zs.--as " ss. .1.n o.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

convenient laundry bag has It's top
.sio open by a strong nickel-plated circu-
.et frame. which can be screwed to the
The bag can readily be detached
loH the frame when desired and drawn up
".'A cord. frame with two bags made
= strong material can be bought for So
senls Other bags Of similar style, but
and $50.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

English thoroughly experienced: excellent ref
erences; city OF country. Industrial Association
Agency II West 42d 81. Phone b2l0-Bryant
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

UNDRESS.-Finnlsh; good, strong young
girl, with excellent references; S25; city or
country. Myntlnen's Agency, 2i07 9th ave.
Tel. 1908 Harlan.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

NURSE. Good, smart, young; s25; will care for
two or three children: country preferred. MISS
g, & A2d at.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

NURSE or NURSERY GOVERNEss.--North
German; refined girl; 20 children over two
years: best references; city country; wages
S25- $50 can at Lang & Boechersr Co. Agency,
s3-45-4T West 33d ST, New York.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

To use up valuable time and strength pol
ishing silver in the old way will soon be
regarded as the height OF folly II certain
new preparation proves 20 be all that is
claimed for It. II is a powder, which sells
in O-cent and 25-cent packages. but with
each package goes thin sheet OF metal
which is necessary 10 the working of the
charm. A teaspoonful of the powder is dis
solved in a quart Of boiling water and the
niece Of metal is put into this mixture.
Tarnished silver immersed in the liquid
will almost instantly lose all its stains. but
only II IL touches the piece Of metal All
that remains 10 be done after this is TO
rIpse the silver in clean water and wipe it.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

KITCHEN MAID.-Good, strong young girl; eK-
.perieneed; so Miss Shea's Agency, East
42d st.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

A small electric stove on which one can
bo,I a kettle or heat an iron Is II.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

LAUNDRBSS.-Can do shirts, collars and all
fine linens: city or country; excellent refer
ences. Miss Margaret Smiths Agency, IS West
<2d 81. Tel. 303e Bryant
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

The names Of shops where articles mentioned
~ ~ "a .saa 80 seen can be obtained by send
m inx stamped and addressed envelope to Seen
hi the shops," New-York Tribune: 20 insure a
prompt reply the date Oh puDn'S'''A shou'o %
giVep.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

! KITCHENMAID.-Exper good, willing
! worker; excellent references; $50. Chas
| Wilson's Agency. 141 East 57th st Tel. 222I
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

PARTORMAID or CHAMBERMAID.-Tall,
neat, very competent Swedish girl; speaks
English; very best references SIS, Oster.
berg's Agency, 7l6 Lexington ave. Tel. 1903
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18
DRESSMAkIN6.

ARTISTIC DREssMAKER:.-Fine ntter and De,
sianer. will make street. evening gowns OF
d,stIncttvs style at reasonable prices; remodel
ling: imported models copied; exceptionally high
grade work Phone. Miss Hogan SS2 West
HIN 81.
ORTSSM SSMAKER--COmpetent makes and re-
models; children's a speciality. Juliet. l2o
r,n.t roth 81. tel. 40S StuYNesant.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

SUPERVISING HOUsEKEEPER FOR small ho-
tel. country or seashore, or would care tor Sr
Rer,strv Agency). 23s Wes, Tooth st. Tel. s24s
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

With finest families; thoroughly competent
highest references S35. Protective Registry. 23s
West Tooth 81. broadway. Tel. 924S Riverside
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

LAUNDRESs. s.-Protestant; superior; competent
young woman; excellent city references; city
or country. Mrs. Coll ers Agency. 457 4th ave,
rear 3lst ~.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

: Ai'ksl-Dlated soap rack made to hang
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

HOUSEWORKER.--G girl: good laun-
County. 6tamdar, 80 South Broadway.
Yonkers
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

HOUsEWORKER-6w excellent cook
and baker: good. clean laundress; small fam
ences. Wallis Agency II East 124th st. Tel
1881 Harlem
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

MAID.-Young, general maid; no laundry;
Agency IT West 42d Phone, 1887 Bryant.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

k1TCHENMAID.-Neat, strong, willing Swed-
ish girl: speaks English; competent, eIpe-
rienced: best references. Osterbergs Agency,
1l6 Lexington ave, Tel. 1888 Plaza.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

HotJsEwoRRER.-very excellent Swedish girl;
good cook; soups, baking. desserts; neat. clean,
.eononical able TO take full charge: three years
personaI reference; $50. yohnson's Agency, ~
East i25th st Tel. b5lS Harlem
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.; neat; excellent Iaun-
dress; first class in every respect; excellent
references; $50. Osterbergs Agency. 7l8 Lex
inRton ave Tel 1855 Plaza.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

eEWORKER.-German; S25: neat young
girl, with personal city references n,
Msthewson Agency, SIS eth ave- Tel 37s
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

first class laundress: $40; excellent refer
ences. Myntinen's Agency, 2107 5th ave- Tel.
] 0Oh Harlan
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

HoUsEwoRKER.-By Intelligent young WON
, an; country preferred. Call. Mrs. Hoopers
, Agency. s57 9Th ave. 5Sth 50.
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

WAITRESS neat, competent; under
stands salads. serving OF wine; years ref
erences; S25. Charles Wilson's Agency, l4l
Ia 81 H1fh. Tel. g22A Plaza
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

TWO GIRLS.-Cook 90 plain laundry; waitress,
chambermaid: S3O-S25; two years in last place.
Miss shea's Agency, East 42d 81.
TWO GIRLS together; one COOK and laundress
tGerman); other chRmbermah, waitress Dan
ish); both exceptionally hne. coopers Agency,
657 9Th ave (3sth et).
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

WAITRESS -PARLORMAID.-Nest. tall swed-
ish girl; excellent waitress; understands her
work thoroughly; very best references Oster-
New-York tribune., 1912-03-18

AUNDRESS.-Competent Finnish woman;
very best reference: wages, $50. Jussila
Agency. ESQ Lexington ave. Tel. 4459 Pla "a.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
TmE ANTICS or THE MAGAZINE
GIRL.

Have you ever, perehance, noticed
the bewildeflng evoiuions Of the
magazine girls. wha float IN "a serles
Of startling aontortions through every
ton-ccnt AGaziuc--pardon they are
fifteen c4f noT--; throuah DO sum
day SUPP oments ~ the newsppperg.
ara dispot themselves ~ iact ip
every kind of a publication which
maintains department supposed 20
be- sacred 10 Tho eternal ferninine2
n Il isn't mas ring wrinkles II h
reducing superiluoas aFoirdupois; q
Sc isn't anti-fa,. II a putting on few
pounds with developer", u IL isnat
decreasing the circumference Of the
engagement ring finger Il - eniarg-
ing the bridge Of the nose or upllft-
ing the areh OF the lnstep; or devei-
oping the lunss, or the heart, on the
soul or the half-solei encouraging the
digestive organs, reiuvenatlng the APP
petite. making the hair grow faster
or pulling the eyebrows out BY tho
roots. 10 do these various things
you place the yasious portions Of the
human anatomy in aii the possible
ana Impossible positions which can
Do devised by the trained acrobat Of
the circus who ties himself In salt
or's knot three times IN quick suc-
cossion while leaping backward from
swinging trapeze 20 the far corner
OF the net.
Pick up ans sunday supplement
and SEQ V YOU don't find her. ahe IL
either wing on her loft ear ane
gently waving her right ankle At the
stars or perchanee she IL standing
like sac lmpollte gentleman who an
sered tho young lady's query nbon
AN electric shock. win ono foot o.
the floor and the other on the iroile'
wire, she Is either reclining prone
ana PROSTATE al full ienath with iieI
graceful head projecting from undel
her icn shoulder. or nhe 10 sianeini
in nlmy ana not 600 numereul
garment. with one arm daintily out
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

Good men ought not 20 be voiuble
nor tell o lie, for lie IL a great
crime.
Judges who do not Judge Rightly
the judgments Of the church are not
Judges, bat falsifers.
Officers Of the church oaEnf not 10
take gifts because "gifts blind the
eyea OF the wise aud change tbs words
81 tho just"
Judges Of the church ought not 20
have the fear OF man. but the fear OF
God, because the fear Of God u the
beginning Of wisdom.
Those IN authority IN the church
ought not 20 have the Wisdom Of this
world. for the wisdom 81 this world
Is foollshneas with cod" but 20 have
the wisdom OF Cod.
u 10 better Tor a. 60 admoniah tho
negligent, that crimes may not
abound. than TO blame the things
that have been done. solomon says
IT Is batter % roprovo than 70 be
angry"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

stretched ana with tho hand Of inc
other tracing a family dlsoornsble line
from tho corner Of hor nose % tina
cemral section OF the lone Of her ear.
she indulsps either IN violent kick,
thrtshes the athpoaphefe with her
arms. stands erect and bends forward
until her chin touches the floor, back
ward until her cerobrum impingoa
upon her heel OF twists herself out 81
nn sonBiance Of hunsn form IN
some other tortuous ana bewiidtrinE
manner.
GENERALLY there INIT much reading
natter alone with her. n there r., u
tonelass chiefly N directions. givon
kindly by Pony rarrolL or Madame
randlchcrri Marawhlno Spaghetti, o.
sadls sauccpan . the effect that
lhcsb exercises must be falthfulIy
gone through VIA osay forty times 9
day after meals, and the signs OF agc
Nnl disappear and the feminine form
Irvine will be restored 90 that pristine
iisomenesa ana chtfancine llthenesa
and irresistible syeltltude Of sweet
seventeen.
somc one ought 70 put a STOP TO Il.
Surprising SOME Or our elderly spin
iers, fair corpulent ana forty-fiscl
should attempt to initiate the muscles
twisting and bone raeking torturos de-
pioted In these attractive photos Of
me lightly clad ladies with the double
ioints9 Think Of the manglcd forms
70 be laid away by sorrowing relatives
martyrs TO love OF lost beauis
easily rssorod BY standing on your
head eighteen times in succession on
top OF washtub. any subscribe'
being easily able to.toilow directions
IN her own homcl
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
IN THE INTEREST or EDUcA.
TIoN.

Few OF the executive recommended
tions to the first state legislature are
more worthy OF serious attention on
the part Of the lawmakers than the
suggestion that the governing boards
~ the state educational institutions
be consolidated. A law providing for
THE arrangement would make for the
best interests OF higher education ia
New Mexico. II would mean greater
economy. greater efficiency and more
rapid progress. New Mexico Is right
~ proud OF her higher educational
institutions. Under great difficulties
they have grown In scope anc stan
dard until they compare well with
any OF the kind IN tho western states.
II Is not too much 10 say that the
present system of regents has been a
handicap in many ways upon these
schools These boards have been
many and varied: their members are
so numerous in tho aggregate that Il
IL difficult to got men who are always
possessed OF adequate training 70
properly administer the affairs o. the
schools. they have been In tho past
I.iargoB iocal' M arhefer ANA one
does not have 20 so far aflcld In Al
buquerque TO find an Instance Of the
disadvantages and friction which re-
suit from this local character.
With a central board there wou.d
be much more likelihood Of the ap.
pointment Of able men. men of finaa-
clal ability, men with broad grasp
Of educational needs and condiuoos
who wouia administer the school az
fairs on business basis according 10
the principles OF scientific manage
nlent and yet without the nRrFowne5s
Of the man who knows only the eagI,
on the dollar. The plan could not 80
otherwise than eliminate politics and
local jealousles from the affairs OF
the higher educational institutions
| The legislature should follow the gov
ernor's recommendation and pass such
a law. II viii meet with the approval
Of the friends OF education IN Ner
Aaexico.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

running a century In 10 seconds and
known 10 cover a half mile Ia about
two minutes. lie holds the present
South African $40 yards record of ~
seconds. and. properly trained. the
writer opincs that he would touch IS
seconds. Another fine runner IN the
making Is Dutch youth barely out
Of his teens. named Victor; ] min
nte S. seconds for haiti. and min
utea 2s seconds for a mile represent
his present ability, lie Ii very
brnlny RUNNER. d great judge OF pace
and IN a slow race he could stand a
chance. He will be Included In the
team because he n the best miller
Africa has yet produced.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
THE COLONIES T1nsT rAIrUnE.

THE COLONIES FIRST FAsnURE.
Colonel Roosevelt a. president, a
Expressions ana az one who. Il upon
the Luporcal he were thrice Offered
kinsly crown w0uia not refuse -
more than two and q hair tltnos. a
q very different proposition from
Colonel Roosevelt hnldlus down n
three-dollsI-o day $40 aa lurof in
g trial csszt
This rlct was illustrated Yesterday
when Jddge Putnam presiding over
the court in which 0io Colonel has
BEEN holding hlns, ready for serve
lee as a juror. dismissed tho former
president from further service because
u had been complained that "Mr
Roosevelt's presence In tho box might
distract his fellow jnrors' minds.
rendering & Impossible for them to
give 20 the case under consideration
that calm aud impersonal attention
necessary to the even-handed dispen-
sation OF exact and equal justice.
For the first time a limit has been
placed upon the golonora versatility.
In his moteoric, not 10 say volcanic.
career he has essaycd almost every
role that Il Is possible for n public,
or for that matter a private. man to
fill, ana invariably he has gotten
away with Il. From telling England
how 10 manage Egypt 60 giving an
approved recipe as to the number Of
babies that should sit around the
American flreside. the Colonel has
never failed 10 show that he knew all
about 81 In every sphere OF human
endeavog ne has been our handlest
little monitor when q came 60 ad-
vice and We had come 20 b4lleve that
there was no note In tho whole gamut
Of existence that no couidnt strike
n he were minded 10 strike Il.
But somehow the Colonel doesn's
seem c. fit into the picture as juror
It Is not that he would fan to sive a
square doar 20 any malaactor that
might 1e sr8usht bef6as'hhn.' 81 that
he would not hold an evenly balanced
mind IN any controversy over prop
erty rlshts rron which he might be-
called upon 20 pars. Not at Ell. aid
FAR be Il from siehl
But he jury syst m as originally
constituted and al Theoretically oper-
ated today calls for the impartial and
unbiased Judgment Of twelve men.
There Is oniS one OF the Colonel. and
Il would be impossible TO make up a
jury composed OF twelve 81 hiu. In
any dispute that might arise between
him and eleven other individuals g
is ears 70 see. as was suggested by
Judge Putnaln, lha tha eleven 10
question would be m d fair way "a
become distracted"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15

To give some idea Of how import
nnt the matter Of draInago is in the
central Rio Grande valley. Govern
anent Dralnage Engineer sidney w
cooper after a careful examination %
tne land Immediately north and south
Of the city estimates that fully Sow
onty-flve per cent Of the land In this
immediate district needs drainage 10
be successfully cultivated.
II sounds like a pretty big estimate,
but mr. Cooper Is an expert and may
be expected 20 know whereof hs
speaks. II Is easy 10 see on this basis
that drainage is fully as important
as irrigation In the RIO Grande val
ley The problem should be tackled
promptly and vigorously by the farm
efs and business men headed by the
Commercial club. The need win be
made too evident Cor dispute befor,
Ir. Cooper gets through, and hi'
services are rendered free by Uncis
sam II tbs people Of this valley reeog-
nlze the need OF them.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
FACTS AEouT ST. PATRICK.


Tho birthplace OF st. Patrick has
been a disputed point among the nu-
mer0us biographies Of the Irish saint.
The advantage Of numbers, though,
perhaps, not OF evidence. has been
on the side Of those who claim that
he was born about the year aT2 In
ArInorie Gaul Cmodern Britiany).
near the site OF the city Of BOulegne.
IN the saints confessions, written In
Latin about the middle Of the seventh
century by Adins, bishop Of sicity,
and now preserved Ia the celebrated
hook OF Armagh" are statements
which conflict with the above view.
81. Patrick Ia his confessions distinct
IS states that after being freed from
slavery ia ireland he returned 10 his
parents In Britain. The Romans had
long occupied the region where he
was born. and in his confessions he
gives his birthplace rs Roman des-
lgnation az "Bannnveui Tabcrniae,'
which may be Identified with Kirk
patrick. near GLASGOW. or, with great
or probability sim, with Parl Patrick,
on the Ayrshire coast opposite Tree
land and a short sail removed from
Il.
The claim OF pairlcihn Roman de-
scent advanced on the saints behalf
does not appear 20 have more sub
stantlai foundation IN fact than that
supporting his birth an ancien,
France Ia hts confessions he refers
10 his father a Romanized Briton, IN
the following Words "Patrem hamnl
/ Caipornium diaoOnum," giving hit
father his Roman name. which wac
probably LatInlzed form OF the
name originally bestowed upon him
by his parents The baptlsmul name
bestowed upon ST. Patrick 'suecath.'
denifying brave IN battle, u Of un-
doubted Gaelic origin. The torminal
syllable Of the name cath" means
battle even IN modern Gaelic, There
Is little doubt that the Irish saint
was al the same Celtic race as were
those 10 whom ne brought the blosss
inRs OF Christianity.
Some Of his biographerF claim that
he established the Christian religion
In ireland without danger 20 himself
and with no great dinlcultv His con-
fesslous contradict this. for he states
That he was frequently Ia danger 81
losing his ire ana encountered deter
mined opposition from the Dr1ids ana
The adbereuts az the old religion.
like an men who have had a dome
mating Influence In the sphere ~ re-
llaious thought. So Patrick had in
tense zeal and enthusiasm.
In bis confessions 81 Patrick lays
no claim 20 superior learning ana
appears throughout ns a warm heart
ed, devoted. modest man.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
VICTORIAN FAILED
I0 RECOGNIZE
PRESIDENT
Changed Bell When Taft Was
Crossing Street; Refused to
Obey Archie Butts Signal
to Stop.

Washington, March il.-Thero Is a
WaEAinston street car mot0rman who
Wishes no had not perthkon 80 thor
ouShly IN the malignant Instinct OF
isis trade % make pedestrians jump
BY suddenly changing the gong. The
person whom the motorman tried 10
make jump was the presidents 81 the
United states. The incident hnppem4
Cd on crowded nfteenth street the
other day.
Taft was out walking with Major
Archie Butt and two secret service
men. He crossed az q point on Eff
teenth street where traiiic IL heavy.
a car was approaching slowly.
Archie Butt hnia up HIS hand for the
car TO stop. and Taft started ahead
slowly looking not TO the right or
left. The car, however, ala not stop.
IL proceeded until the fender was
within about four feet OF TAFT ana
then the motorman cianged his gong
loudly te make the siik-hotted party
on The track jump. The party didn't
jump ana the motorman applied the
brakes hard ana brought his car 70
a standstlll.
The secret service men Immediately
boarded the car and gave the motor
man thorough dressing down that
left him cold with fright. Every pas
senger wore a broad grit.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
~ Thomas HIooFc.
rho harm lhpt once through Tara'I
halls

Tho harp that once through Tara's
halls
The soul Of music shed
Now hangs a. mute an Tara's walls
~ n that soul We're fled.
- sleeps the pride Of former days,
So eiory's thrill is der,
And hearts lhnt once beat high for
praise
Now feel that pulse no more.
No more No chiefs aad ladies' bright
The harp OF Tara sweils.
The chord alone that breaks al night
Ith tale of ruin tells
Thus freedom now so seldom wakes
The only throb she gives
u whom come heart indignant breaks
TO show that sim she lives
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-15
ROSWELL LODGE OF
ELKs HAS NEARLY 800
Outgoing Exalted Ttuier Recipient of
I. Unusual Ifonors From fircshrcn u
the AntieFs in Pcc0s Valley City.


Roswell. n. A.. March ii.--Dr. J.
Il. Jenkins. the retiring exalted ruler
Of the Roswell Lodge Of Eiks goes
out OF Office with q record Of ATTY
new members initiated during his In
eumbency. the total enrolment 81
the Roswell lodge now being 2e6
members which u a splended show
ing for city the size Of Roswell.
John n. 81 John succeeds Mr.. Jenkins
as exalted ruler The retiring official
was the recipient OF remarkable ex-
preasions 81 esteem from his fellow
Eiks on the occasion Of the election
81 his SUCCESSOR this week.