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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Nafice - heFeby Kiven that the
baaTa of eomnfy commissioners viii,
81 fhHIF meelinH en- the Ith day OF
So. f8ia. "a ts o'ciock. open bids
fnF upmnlnN az TIE fiEht Of way and
hmNdlns lhe puhiic road from Daisy
~ Fnft Mel'ef.
8sasf ~ 4. sIsTRUNK. Clerk.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
won it's great reputation and extern
sive sale by its remarkable cures of
coughs, colds and Group. 1t can be
depended upon. Try it. Sold by all
dealers. m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Nan bsaNe . man not BY what he
eemmiasa fn a.. hui b. What he has
aame mat Is the only true test
rhamheflaln's Cough Remedy. judg
80 ~ thia standard. has no superior
Rsanla everywhere speak 81 Il In the
hlehenf terms ~ praise. For sale by
al dealers N
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Num MAfN va have several thous-
nnA sna hant narhs fof sale cheap.
HNeH aF@ sNlHnHa ftf velvet beams.
NNElNM nasAlaaa. nNmnNtM 90 anything
Af@faa We els nH8flf NtFe them
mmH8 NhRF ere sod SACKS, but can
mTs - aaaa iaf fefiilkNf. Ocaia Fer.
64Ites4 CA fo.2s-tf
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

You can say good bye to constipa-
ton with a clear conscience if you
use Chamberlain's Tablets. Many
have been permanently cured by
their use. For sale by all dealers. m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

TheFn are 40 better whistles on
&c mmfket than those sold Oy @. ID.
NuNMn ~ oenla. Fln.. price and quail
~ ennHldeFed 4
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Champ Clark may be the comprom-
Use candidate. All factions can unite
on him.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Corn Whistles from Sits TO $500
per gallon jug. Goods shipped same
day order is received. G. d. Hogan,
OcaIa, Fla Z
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

memeuater. thaf our hobby is 90 keep
KsNsa frwHh drugs FOR our prescrip-
f3sm aufh ffaye ynur next one filed
- - TIE Court Pharmacy X
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

So alanehe Carson. caught snug
nllns hanaed herself out OF a hotel
mla8aM IA NeU York the other day.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

See q tln.ean" town. real estate
\ eommandlnw mlEhty high figures
- saint pefa
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Buy your kodak supplies at Mills
Studio, where you can bet the best
1-5-tf.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Champ Clark is saving wood and
gathering in the delegates.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Joe Reese's editorial services are
badly needed down Miami way.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

- ba4lai 81 ne Maine was a cost
h gumefai rs. my. what an expense
fneae hatfieNhfpa are-dead or alive.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Thn Wiison men are begggig
Nhamp CLARK 10 withdraw from the
mmes is NebFamka.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

"a n Manan % ocaia guarantees
2Naf tha sans arade of whistles be
mnIln nannal ~ sold at a lower prize.
Al Maoaa shipped IN plain packages
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

A hams ~ FAfm ~ Florida, or . pay
- UfaaNe 4fnFe. uf Land for Colonf
ea&sNn. ~ TfmteF f.andY Write 90
q a. LIVINGSTON.
Oealn. Fta.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Ensign films are double instantan-
eous. Get them at Mills Studio.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29

Those Virginia outlaws are still un
captured.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-03-29


nothing him in the coming
primaries platform comprehensive covering
on of the would bring end the long abuse %
abo
unqualified
his
the public schools
pledged his motto
campaign He least that end
with election shall
DESERVES YOUR
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
PUT HER TWIN BABIES
tOUT TO BOARD AND
1! MOVES IN A HURRY
Mrs. Driscoll Hasn't Been Paid,
but Can't "Lose" Young
sters or Find Mother.

Two chubby twenty.months-o boys
were rompins about last night In the
homo Of Mrs. Marsaret Driscoll. No.
ole East One Hundred and Forty
1eurth street. about whom Mrs. Dristoll
uafoided this story:
..On May 81 I read an advertisement
On tho newspapers asking for board
bsr boy twins. I answered the adver-
tisement and next Gay met a womal
at No. 10 West One Hundred and
Ninth street who told me she was
NrA @. selfinger. tho mother OF the
twins; that she was going out of the
city for q time and wanted a nice
placs for them TO board. she said the
namss OF the twins are Gottfrled and
Frank.
Il brought these boys home with me
and was to have got sc a week for taxi
ing care OF them. Next day some ncdi.
cine came for Frank. which had been
eenr by his mother and which was g.
o. D. Frank didn't get the medicine.
''1hen I went down to see their mother
and learned she moved from the One
Hundred and Ninth street house about
an hour after I took the children.
never have been able TO learn where
che went. y.f.L
II applied to the police for relief and
they sent me to tho Chidren's Society.
AZ the society I was told they had more
children than they wanted and hal no
tasa OF takins the twins So here ! am
with twin boys. belonging to some ons
else, and can't get rid Of them, though
] really can't AFFORD 10 keep them. VIII
epcnsbody please te,' me what to dor"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
STATEN ISLAND NOTES.

Al the Sunday morning service Of the
Kingsley NJ. Il. Church Of stapleton
Rev. J. II. J. Rhode. pastor. will dedi-
cate white marble baptismal font. the
gift OF Mrs. Salina urifiin. In memory
OF her son. oliver II. Grimm.
Mas Carrie warrell OF New Spring
Vile Is visiting friends In Plainfield.
Police Capt. Young of tho West
Brighton Police Station 10 sick at his
home In Stapleton.
Big preparations are being made for
the annual picnic OF the Royal Arcanum
Councils OF Richmond. which will be
held at Midland Park. In Grant City,
on June e.
Miss Susan Lockman Of Richmond Is
the guest OF friends In tho Bronx.
After a>pleasant visit to friends AZ
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14

Atlantic Highlands. Miss Grace Thomp-
son Il again At her homo In New
Brighton.
Invitations have been issued BY the
Nsrragansett Club for . picnic to be
on June 26.
Miss Loretta Mccarthy OF stapleton
will spend the next two weeks at Long
Branch.
A committee has been appointed by
the Charles Underwood Association to
make arrangements for Tho annual out.
Ing OF the organlza ton, which will be
held at Midland Park early In August
The annual outing and games OF the
United States Openers and Packers
Benevolent Association OF the Port OF
New York will be held tomorrow
afternoon at Midland Park. Grant City.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
MccLUSKY'S OLD RULE
LED TO BOYS CAPTURE.
Detectives Tralled White Youth AID
Colored Companion When
They Tried Pawnshops.

When Inspector George McClusky was
head OF the Detective Bureau he mad I,
a rule for detectives who werc trying
10 run down flat-house robbers: III you
see n colorcd boy and n white boy going
about the noign borhood together, trail
them"
Detectives Bcnser and Cousins, who
were trained by McClusky. were work.
Ing through the district covered by tho
Lighty-eighth street police station to-
day tyins to find out something about
the many complaints OF nat robbsT!es
which have been made at tho station
recently. They saw Michael Genaro. a
boy NO stunted that he looks four or
five years younger than his real age.
eighteen years. and Harry Brown. d
young negro. together at Third avenue
and Ninety-third street. They renem-
bered the old McClusky rule and fol-
lowed
Tho boys went into . nearby pawn
shop and tried to get q loan on a sill
yer meshbag. The detectives promptly
took them to the station house. Daniel
Reardon Of No. "a East Ninety-first
street was already there making a com-
plant that his flat was robbed last
night Of a silver mcshbag, a suit OF
clothes and some silverware. lie iden.
titled the silver meshbag as the one
which had been stolen.
A search OF Genaro disclosed that he
had a revolver Of small calibre. but
melodramatically large size; a coll
chiseI and fourteen skeleton keys In his
pocket. lie said Brown had given them
to him to carry.
with the aid of pawntickets found In
the clothing OF the prisoners Mr.. Rear
nshor rarauAraA
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
FlREBUG Is CONVICTED.
0an Brand Found Guilty After Re-
pubisting Confession.

Sam Brand. a FIRE bug charged with
setting nre TO Ave houses inBrooklyn
fer Insurance. was convicted OF arson
IN the third degree before County Judge
yAwoett. to-day. Brand and Morris
0rsInspan were arrested by Fire Mar
shat Brophy, while leaving n burning
house At No. 276 Cleveland stree. last
DscsAber. Brand afterwards confessed.
Sut 8stsxt1ay repudiated his confession
Deputy Firce Chief Laliy and two
stsnoyraphers testified they were pres.
ont Wt.en Brand told OF setting fire TO
the houses. II took the Jury forty min
utss To convict Brand. lie VIII be- SEN
fenced Monday. The maximum penalty
for srson in the third degree 10 hf.een
Pears.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
TREE LIMB FALLS, KILLS BOY.
Breaks Under Lads stealing glimpse
of Moving Pictures.

Stirring moving pictures OF Pickotts
charge up the hill at Gettysburg were
ON last night at a park at Cypress ave-
nue. and one Hundred and Thirty
eighth street, the Bronx. Six boys en-
joying the exhibition from the fork OF
an old pine tree Just outside the en-
closure applauded until the big limb
gave way beneath the weight. prccipi-
tating tho lads twenty-five feet.
The limb fell on the head OF Charles
Hemingway jr.. twelve years old. Of
No. sa 81. AIMS avenue. crushing his
skull. lie died few minutes later in
the arms OF n priest from 81. Lakes
Catholic Church, around the corner
from the scene OF the accident.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
WHOSE AUTO HIT B0Y7
sAeeass Reeosas FAN 60 Tally with
Policeman's Report.

inriem Hospital doctors to-day had
Aops for the recovery OF eight-year-old
Jujius Harris. who was struck by an
auto In front of No. g 81 Nicholas
aysuus, last night. The boy - suffering
from Q possible fracture Of the skull
and Commissions.
There 10 confusion In the police rec.
ords - to the Identity Of the owner Of
The suto-sl22o ". (which struck the
boy. At tho time OF the accident Police
maa Noshauser received the name OF
che owner a. q. Kurjain Of Princeton.
n. J. The license record at Police
Hsa3quarters names Corydon p. Snow
q Prospect avenue. Wyoming. N. j..
- owner Of No. ai13o.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
LIKE THE CUBAN HORRORS
OF REC0NcENTRAD0 DAYS.
Four Thousand Refugees in Flight
From Rebels, Starving and
Homeless Near Santiago.

HAVANA. June H-Thc Mayor OF
Palma s9r''no, IN tho northeast ol
Santiago. reports that tho conditions
there are most serious. over four thou
sand persons have taken refuge In the
town where they are sleeping IN the
streets and are absolutely destitute.
Tho conditions recall the horrors OF
the recontentrade days when Gen. Wry-
Ter was endesvorlng to crush the Cuban
revolution.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
brown Cant Have New Convention.

Supreme Court Justice Glegerich to-
day turned down the application OF
I.athrop Brown OF Mineola to have a
new Democratic State Convention called
on the ground that, In taking a vote that
somehow deeply concerned Mr.. Brown.
the delegates had failed to have roll
call Justice Gicgerich held that as
roll cali would not have changed the
result, there could be no reason for re-
conycning the Democratic delegates.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14

Music lovers OF Bldgewood. ". j..
attended IA piano recital given In y. VI.
c. A. Hall last night which was quite
success. The audience showed It's APP
probation Of Miss Florence Marbles
efforts by applaudng enthusiastically.
Miss Helen. her sister. received mp
prevail when she sang MY Heart
sings" and Mr.. VI T. Marble, who
selected 10, the World Hears for his
rading number. was also well received.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-14
Lillian R.ss~II,s New Home.

PITTSBURGH. Pa, June 1t.-Lillian
Russell. now Mrs. A. +. Moore. II to
have for her home the old Knox man.
sion In Knoxville. nesting high among
the hills south OF Pittsburgh. Her hus-
band 10 completing the details Of the
purchase of the iusn,c stead. ~ dve5Kcre
tract. The mansion was for many years
a centre Of the best social life OF P.;ts-
hur0h
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20

Abe Peters says that at one time
he edited paper for several months,
and while he was not able to save
any money, he acquired some knowl-
edge that was valuable, which he jOt-
ted down in his diary. A. first he
started out with the lofty purpose
to tell the truth and the whole truth.
AS result inside of four weeks he
was sued five times for crlmlnaP IL
bel; was licked three times and
licked one man who came to whip
him; lost 1876 subscribers and seven
standing advertisements that paid
each 500 per year. He therefore
made this note in his diary: "The
country editor who undertakes to
tell the whole truth should be a
heavyweight pugilist and keep him
self in constant training" He then
abandoned the policy of telling the
whole truth and tried saying fiat
tering things about everybody he
knew. AS result, within three
weeks thirty-seyen different women
called him up by phone to inform
him that he must either be the great
est liar or the greatest hypocrite, or
worst informed man who ever under
took to edit a newspaper, otherwise
he wouldn't print lot of gush about
a lot OF women who ought to be run
out of town. There were two big
grocery stores in the town, bitter riy-
ais in business. The head of each
house called him up to inform him
that if he intended to keep on slob-
bering over the who
was running the other store he need
not expect any more patronage from
him. Abe then made the following
note in his diary: "As between the
editor who tries to be good to every
body and the one who tells the truth
about everybody, it Is a toss-up as
to which one will get the worst OF It,
The one who tells the truth will have
more excitement, and, II he is handy
with his dukes. rather more satisfac-
ton while it lasts, but in the end
both will get 1t where Caleb swatted
the hem"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
HARDWOOD HAPPENINGS

(Too late Tor last week.
The Jackson thresher was in this
neighborhood last week. and threshed
for Jones, Mccormick, and Patton
Bros. They intend to return in a
week to finish other jobs in this VI
cinity.
Jim Daniels, who formerly lived
In Harwood, is here for few days
stay.
j. H. Burr took Maurice Craig to
Plains Sunday. Maurice is going 10
attend the High school at Liberal
He has been a good scholar in the
school here and we wish him much
success in his new work. He passed
second best in the county school cx-
Rminations.
Harwood Patton and VIM. Smith
hauled wheat to Plains Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Jones were
Harwood callers Saturday.
There is considerable excitement
and worry among the people of this
vicinity over their horses. Rudolph
Wallace has lost two, Albert Rhiness
and Whiteford's and Pinkerton's al.
so lost horses. We hope some sure
cure or preventative for this awful
contagion will soon be found. The
Reno brothers brought their horses
home Saturday all sick.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
Educational Advantages

'Eddication!" sneered tramp, as
he was discussing Britains weak
ness under a hedge. "Bah!"
you may say BAH until you
turn into a Sheep" retorted his
brother of the road, "but it won't
alter matters. tell you we couldn't
get along without eddication."
The other banged his fist upon
thistle.
Don't talk to me-" he cried. 81
never got anything out of goln' to
SCHOOL,"
81 dare say you didn't" sneered
the champion of learning, but you
would have If you'd gone In the
right spirit"
well, what did you get?" asked
his companion.
What did get?" came the re-
tort; why, four coats, two hats,
stick and eight umbrellas. Don't tell
me it's waste o. time to 90 to
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Telegraph.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
The Letter mat Comes

A young man born and raised
here started out to make his fortune
nine years ago. On leaving father
and mother at the "old homestead"
he said: 81 will write home every
week at least, so you will get 1t
on Sunday" And he has done so.
In the meantime he has made good
strides toward fortune, and along
with the fortune he has accumulated
a good looking wife and smart ba-
by boy. But in the pursuit of hap
piness and the making of home for
himself he has never forgotten the
promise OF his youth to the folks
back home and every Saturday he
has written these same words:
Dear Mother and Father. This Is
Saturday and | know you will look
for letter on Sunday" and then
would follow what news he had OF
the week, possibly only a line or so
but always that line came. Very Of
ten he writes a word during the week
but always the Saturday letter. How
many boys can claim so good a rec
ord?-Eldorado Republican.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
ENTERPRISE ITEMS

(Too late for last week.
A rain would be welcomed in this
vicinity, as it is getting dry and dus-
ty.
f. NJ. Carter seriously injured his
nand Monday while working on his
we'll.
Twenty-Five scholars have enrolled
at school, but Fred Randles leaves
us this week to attend school at Lib
eral.
Only small crowd was in att md
ance at the ice cream supper Satur-
day night, but the sum of $40 was
cleared.
Miss Lila Kimble spent Saturday
night and Sunday with Mrs. Mamie
Kent.
Mrs. Griffith and children OF
Bloom, Kansas, are visiting friends
and relatives. Mrs. Griffith is a
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Newell.
The Lone Star school opened Mon
day with Miss Mary Brown as the
teacher.
The young folks OF the neignDor-
hood gathered at the home of Foy
Phillips Sunday evening for music
and song.
Miss Georganna Griffith spent Sat
urday night and Sunday with Miss
Inez Duerson.
The families of Ed Haller, ROb't
Miller and Edgar Comstock spent a
pleasant day the home of j. w.
Wooden Sunday and had lots of wat
er melons and ice cream to eat.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
The clink Of the Ice
Notably fond of music, dote on
sWeeter tone

Notably fond of music, | dote on a
sweeter tone
ever the lutte has known.
When | wake at five in the morning
with feeling in my head
Suggestive of mild excuses before
retired to bed;
When a small but fierce volcano
vexes me sore inside
And my throat and mouth are furred
with a fur that seemeth buff
falO hide
How gracious those dews of solaee
that over my senses fall,
At the clink of the ice in the pitcher
the boy brings up the hall!
May blessings be showered upon the
man who first devised this drink
That happens along at a. m. with
its rapturous clinkety clinkl
| never have felt the cooling food go
sizzling down my throat
But what | vowed to hymn a hymn
to that clinkety-clink devote;
So now in the prime of my manhood,
polish this lyric gem
For the uses of all good fellows who
are thirsty at a. M,
But specially for those fellows who
have known the pleasing thrall
OF the clink OF the ice In the pitcher
the boy brings up the hall.
Eugene Field.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
EIIREKA

We are having very hot weather
and need rain in these parts.
Mrs. c. H. MoorehOuse had the
misfortune to run nail in her foot
which has been giving her much
pain. but is some better at this
writing.
Mr.. Geo. Evering returned to his
old home in Ills, this week. He ex-
poets to stop over in Cullison, Kan
sas, and visit with his son, Ed. a
few days.
Robert Seeler is helping C. p.
Moorehouse pull broomcorn this
week.
Mrs. Della Adalr of Liberal spent
last week with her aunt, Mrs. w. A.
King.
c. Fl. Markham and family spent
Sunday at the c. &. MoOrehouse
home.
Mrs. w. T. Caps spent the af-
ternoOn, on Tuesday, at her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. C.. E. MoorehOuse,
Mr.. Lubbess' sister and daughters
from California visited him last week.
Rev. West from south of Nabisco
will preach at Eureka Sunday, the
18th, after Sunday school at 1900
Q. m.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
Get Good Seed

The following letter was received
from ]. H. Miller, the director OF
the Extension Department OF the
Kansas State Agricultural College
this week:
Manhattan, Kan, Sept. 3, 1912
For a number of years we have
been urging the farmers in the broom
corn territory to grow special patch
es or seed patches, in order to Sc
cure a more uniform ripening. |
wonder If you are doing THIS your
self, and | wonder II all your neigh
bors are doing so. At any rate |
am going to ask you to talk 1t over
with a number Of your neighbors,
and urge a very general practice OF
selecting seed OF early and uniform
ripening. Our people insist that II
man can go through his field few
weeks ahead of the harvesting and
select great many heads, that are
OF good size and shape, and use
those heads for seed the results would
be very evident the next year in the
more uniform ripening of the whole
field. Professor Hartly insists that
in three years with a seed patch for
special selection man can get
enough seed to have forty-acre
field ripen almost at the same time.
/ am writing, therefore, to Insti-
tute officers in the broom corn terri
tory, urging them to take up this
matter with neighbors and get at
least ten men to select their seed in
advance of the regular cutting.
We are also urging upon all farm
ers the advisability of selecting the
seed of Kafir, sorghum and milo in
the same way.
Yours very truly,
J. H. MILLER.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1912-09-20
Hay Fever

II you ever get hay fever,
You'll become a staunch believer,
In the doctrine that there's such q
thing as Hell;
For the way you'll snort and sneeze,
Cough and snifH and CHOKE and
wheeze,
Nothing short of great profanity can
tell.
Now, your eyes will leak hot water,
And your nose will need a blotter,
And they both will need plumber
for repairs,
And your chance to get to Heaven,
Won't be one in forty-'leVen,
For, they don't admit the candidate
who swears.
First, you think it is a cold,
Then 1t takes a firmer hold,
And you find you can't begin to
shake 1t loose.
To the doctor then you go,
With your woeful tale of woe,
And he tells you that it's worse
than the Bull Moose"
But, he needs your dollar bill,
So, he fixes you a pill,
Sprays and ointments, balms and
medicines galore;
After he has got your dough,
He cOnfesses so you'll know.
There'll be something doing till hot
weather's Ger.
Then each neighbOr comes along,
And he sings q little song,
OF some secret little cure he recon-
mends.
You try every bloomin' mess,
Forty thousand, more or less;
And you wonder why your trouble
never ends.
You're a bunch of fevered bones,
And for weeks you've lived on grOans
And you wonder why the doctors
can't relieve;
Your eyes, a bunch of spatteFs;
You have worn your nose to tatters,
And your throat supplies you nothing
but heaVe.
You will boil your head and toes,
And you'll dynamite your nose,
And about the time you think that
you are lost;
Then that demon called hay-fever,
Sneaks away, quiet leayer.
For he can't stand up and face good
old Jack Frost.