The Norfolk weekly news-journal., 1912-03-15

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BY the way, did YOU get any change
back? No? Here, either. We had
just the exact change to start with
We had expected to slip one over
on EN- by wearing a red necktie, but
they knew the difference.
We refuse to accept any RESPONSE.
bility for Saturdays l0.below-zero
weather. We won't admit that that
golf game had the least bit to do
with It,
LOST Somewhere between Medi-
cine Hat and Norfolk, Neb., one cold
wave and one bundle of high norther-
ly winds. Finder please keep 'em.
At that, though, there are some
forecasts upon which we're perfectly
willing the weather bureau should fall
down.
viii this make the rivers high
when Tie sprinstime gets here-lf il
ever does?
Tie shoveled walk is a sign of good
citizenship.
On again. off again, hung up in
the ring again-your fur cap,
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.
\ lover is apt to lie good deal,
and sometimes he knows it.
\ man who doesn't control his tenn
per is apt to say he cant.
An Eskimo must get awfully tired
of the backbone of winter
Troubles never look any better
through a magnifying glass.
No man should be so busy he has
to get sick to get a little rest.
On the farm, sunflowers continue
TO be weeds instead of state EN-
blems.
y mans enemies are often quite
help in making him behave himself.
The early bird may catch the worm
but occasionally the worm is frOstbt-
ten.
Probably your memory isn't as
good as you expect other peoples to
be.
When man quits winner in the
economical game of penny ante, he is
mean enough to wish the stakes had
been larger.
We are inclined to suspect that the
man who talks a good deal about
the ethics of his profession is rather
new in his line.
1t seems the automobile has also
displaced the low-necked carriage in
the picture on letterheads of enter
prising manufacturers.
Fewer people nowadays so as far
as blatant Billy Sunday in labelling
dancing as a devilish device. Dane
ing is good exercise. conducive to
grace and late hours. But something
besides what one thinks of ii may de-
termine whether it is good or bad.
For there are dances and dances, and
In hA
there is something more than the
poetry of motion in some of the newer
varieties. A Salome swagger, for
instance, shouldn't be compared with
the Virginia reel, nor the turkey trot
with the modest minuet.
1t takes 1O-cent man to make an
expensive row.
Politics consist too much of knock.
ing the opposition.
Most men need large, substantial
desk to rest their feet ON.
If a man hasn't got the money, low
prices don't help him much.
Patriotism isn't often the principal
promoter of the campaign fund.
Down south, the militia is used to
arrive too late TO prevent lynchings.
This world isn't greatly in need of
a poet who cant make a living at it,
Neither is the racing game the only
place where speed records are made
on a circular track that doesn't lead
anywhere in particular.
There is a Greek word for hash
which contains ia letters (the word
not the miscellaneous mixture), but
our own short and ugly monicker for
the mess is as expressive.
II a married man with grown
daughters can keep his religion in
working order across Easter Sunday.
ii is apt to be the real thing
No college man is apt to amount to
much IL he thinks he won't have tn