The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-08-11
distinguished polls dihrence

III Tow wud ye ike 10 1--WE m New York; :"
asked MIR. Hennessy. If l was
younger" said Mr.. Dooley, an more
buIlet-proof I'd take chance. There's
no doubt it's th center " American civilization
since Dead Horse Gulch quited down I'd like
to see ti1 hate Jesse James or tn Younger broth
ers on Broadway. IF they didn't die " narvotts
prostmation firm tn artillery practice they'd 60
home to Missoury an spile their reputation fr
truth an vGadty be setin' around t1' FIRE afther
hard nights wurrrk robbin' Missoury Pas
syhc ttrain am telIm' their comrades about tn
EXPLOITS M th' New York polls.
No, don't think I'll go there While ad-
nitfin1 that no place IN tf' wurruld offers a
be4tfbG prospect Fl career to an ambitious
young fellow who can deal firm th' bottom "
tn deck an Is handy with gun, I'm afraid tn
n,etfropolus wud be too sttrenrse afther years
" tn refrlious quiet " Ar-rchey road am tn
stockyards- Life m Chicago, it Is thrue, Is OFTEN
teejous. At times I weary iv th' mild excite
meras " CUR little pasthrd village, III common
place ho]dups an burglaries, an tR shootin
s0apes iv tn corner saloon. lvTy night [ go
through tn same dull routine ~ walSin' home
m tn middle " tn sthreet an barricadin' me
dure with til burean. If, be chance, hear a
fellow citizen thryin' to make call through til
window with cold chisei l feel perfectly safe
m pokin osIt me head an yelfin' Polls = KNOWN
we'll tn faithful guarjeen " tn peace won't re-
spond 10 me wal an Thus make tn odds two to
wan against me- No, sir, I'm satisfied to stay
where I am, Ear firm tn socyal whrl, in place
wherein highwaymen can be distinguished firm
tn polls be tf1' diff renee in their UNIFORMS At
my age, an onused to tn ways iv tn metropolis,
I might be III at aise IN New York I'd hardly
know how 10 conduct nesIif IN that great
cent1 " pleasure. Like as not I'd make some
bad breaks if I found mesilf in a fash'nable
Broadway gatherin' whin Numbers iv tn old
Knickcrbocker an Methropole families got plug
gin each other. I nlightn't be dhressed fr tn
occasion. | might've frgot to take me gun with
me an so be subjick to tn naughty sneers iv
those who had come perfectly armed accordin'
to tn latest hrnt firm tn Kentucky mountains
Prhaps I'd aven show me ignorance iv custom be
stoppin a polisman in his mad fight an pintin'
in tn other direction an gettin' lick over tn
head with his stick of timber fr me rudeness
But because / don't feel robust enough to
stand saison among til festivities iv tn CAV
white way, Hinuissy, I'm not sayin' that don't
invy tn forchnt people that lucky chance or
birth or tn Rooshyan an Eyetalian polls have
handed IN that frivolous but happy capital Mind
ye, | don't know anything about it excipt what
] Tread in tn pa-apers, but firm thin. / make
out that its a oonlbynation iv London, Paris
Peking, Naples, Ninjy Novgorod an tn Black
Hills befure tn railroads was put through an
IT'S got thin all bate at their own specyaltes.
/ wudden't change it f'r anything. 1t fur
nlshes tn ony readin' matther worth printin'
It's gr-reat town an I'm proud iv it, Firm
nightfall to dawn this tl1robbin' home " joy nve1
slows down. Th dmnons on tn shirt fronts "
Us citizens put ost tn stars No church is al