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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
NEVER ANY INDIGESTION, DYSPEPSIA, GAS
OR A SOUR, Upset, MISERABLE STOMACH

tons of undigested food, water brash,
Nausea, Headache, Billiousness and
many other bad symptoms; and, be-
sides, you will not heed laxatives to
keep your stomach, liver and intes-
tines clean and fresh.
If your Stomach is sour and full of
gas, or your food doesn't digest, and
your meals don't seem to fit, why not
get 5O-cent case from your druggist
and make life worth living? Absolute
relief from Stomach misery and per-
feet digestion of anything you eat is
sure to follow five minutes after, and,
besides, one case is sufficient to cure
a whole family of such trouble.
Surely, harmless, inexpensive
preparation like Diapepsin, which will
always, either at daytime or during
night, relieve your stomach misery
and digest your meals, is about as
handy and valuable a thing as you
could have in the house.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
SIZE OF WHALES.
Length Of the Biggest Ones and the
Height They Can Spout.

Length Of the Biggest Ones and the
Height They Can Spout.
A government official who has made
n special study of whales states that
the average length Of full grown
sulphur bottom whale is just under
eighty feet. This estimate disregards
the exaggerated reports sometimes
spread by sailors and is based on
actual measurements Of many indi.
vilual specimens. There seem to be
creaible accounts Of whales reaching
n length Of from cighty-five to ninety
five feet. but the authority quoted has
never seen any Of that size.
Whales appear to grow with great
rapidly. the length Of yearlings being
estimated at from thirty to thirty-hve
feet.
How high can whales spout? Photo
graphs taken by the scientist referred
to give a means Of measuring with
some accuracy the height to which the
water Is thrown. This appears to be
much less than it has often been sup
posed to be. 1t is claimed that even
the great sulphur bottom whale on the
average spouts to height of only
fourteen feet. although occasionally
the height may be as much as twenty
feet.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
CALLED MEETING.

Auxiliary of the Y. NJ. c. A. will be
held Tuesday afternoon at two thirty
o'clock. 1t is very urgent that all men,
hers attend as arrangements will
be completed at this time for the ban
quet which the auxiliary will serve
the business men of the city at their
meeting. Monday evening, January
twentysecond. A discussion concerning
the ACCESSIBILITY of serving noon lun-
cheOns at the Y. NJ. c. A. will also be a
feature of the program. All members
are urged to attend
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
THE FARCE or THE ENFORCEMENT OF LAW
If You Want to Be Sent to the State Bastie Puroin
Five Gents from the Popcorn Vender-
Minors in the Saddle.

If 1 had my way" said the obser-
yer, I'D cut out all this fraternity bus
mess. High school boys and girls
have no business belonging to secret
societies. That's where Jacks boy
comes in"
Well" said the doctor, why don't
they bar 'em out. The schools are
against them. The parents are against
them. The public is against EN-. Then
why don't they cut EN- out?"
why! sure enough" said the obser-
yer. Because somebody at the head
of things hasn't got enough backbone
to tear the whole thing out by the
roots and throw it on the brush-heap"
IF. however" said the observer,
the boys behaved themselves it
wouldn't be so bad But they don't. The
little idiots think its smart to get
drunk and carouse around and because
nobody c0lhes down on them like a
thousand Of brick they think they can
do as they please
Here's Jacks boy. He says the boys
know where they get the stuff to
Va lain lAot 1AC POuCC A1lO"-ludJ CIV
erybody concerned knows And yet
when the thing is brought to a head
before the legal tribunal the latter
, says there isn't enough evidence.
Its against the law to sell liquor to
minors. And yet the minors get it and
get drunk on it. Everybody knows this.
Why don't they clean it up?"
That's just where l come in" said
the doctor. Its our condemned social
system 1t has too many ramiiications
Because you belong to this or that,
and Jacks father belongs to this or
that, and because somebody else is re-
lated to somebody else that owes some
body else and has note in the bank,
and because l myself like to slip up
and down Sailor street, and because
somebody else is going to run for Of
fee and doesn't want to offend the 9th
err person who belongs to union
which may blacklist him at election
time-and all that you know"
"Oh, yes,'' said the observer. "You
can't do anything. In the meantime
Jacks boy and a lot of other irrespon-
sible youngsters, who think it's cute to
be bad are going to the devil general
ly. Everybody deplores it and yet no.
body's got the courage to do any
thing"
$50 far as that goes" said the doc
tor, there are perfectly respectable
saloon-keepers who are anxious to OBJ
serve the law They'd be glad to en-
force the law with regard to minors if
they had any assistance from the Off
GERS. A saloon-keeper is a human being
and is apt to think that his business,
properly conducted, is just as legiti-
mate as running dry-goods store or a
bake-shop.
He'd be very glad to Join in with
the local official machinery to run to
cover those of his confreres who bring
reproach on him by ignoring the law"
THE whole thing" said the doctor,
lis ridiculous mess. It's a sardonic
reflection on our civilization, however,
when handful of little boys consider
ably under age can openly. def1antly
and impertinently defy state, munich.
pal and social law just because they
are under age and they know that they
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15

0oOd Sh0OkS0Q-
The story below OF certain Virginia
mountaineers whose patriotism WIS
only equaled b. their Workmanship.
IL one told by c. *. Rolton IN the
American Historical Review.
In Hts 500 recruits were needed
but many more came forward. and the
commanding officer decided on shoot
ing match to determine their profscien-
cy. A board one foot SQUARE bearing
a chalk outline OF a nose. was nailed
to a tree at a distance Of $50 yards.
Those who came nearest the mark
with a single bullet were to BE- enlist
ed. The first forty or nfty man who
shot cut tho nose entirely out Of the
board. -&
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
A little Diapepsin will make
you feel fine in five
minutes.

lullluICS.
There would not be case of indi-
gestion here if readers who are sub
ject to Stomach trouble knew the
tremendous anti-ferment and digestive
virtue contained in Diapepsin. This
harmless preparation will digest a
heavy meal without the slightest fuss
or discomfort, and relieve the sourest,
acid stomach in five minutes, besides
overcoming all foul, Nauseous odors
from the breath.
Ask your pharmacist to show you
the formula. plainly printed on each
5O-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin, then
you will readily understand why this
promptly cures Indigestion and re-
moves such symptoms as Heartburn,
feeling like lump of lead in the
stomach, Belching of Gas and Eructa-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
A Just Beast.

In the days when the late archbish.
op Of Canterbury. DR.. Frederick Tenn
pie. was master Of Rugby he SEN
fenced to expulsion boy who was in
nocent Of the offense charged against
him. but who could not clear himself
without exposing the real offender.
The lad made up his mind to bear the
punishment and wrote to his father
saying that he was sure his family
would rather have him expelled than
know him to be a sneak. The father
promptly sent the letter to DR.. Tenn
pie. calling attention to a postscript In
which the boy said he wished the doc
tor to understand the matter and add
ed. Temple is beast. but he is a
Just beast" 1t is on record that Tenn
pie did understand. and me boy was
not expelled. DR.. Temple. grim old
man that he was. was always proud
Of the title "a Just beast"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
RECEPTION FOR CLASS.

Among the many charming social
events given during the past week was
the reception of Friday evening which
President and Mrs. Robert L. Kelly of
Earlham College. gave at their home
in College avenue. in honor of the
Freshman class. The house was deco
rated throughout with flowers and
room were Miss Agnes Kelly. Miss
Gertrude Bartel. Miss Gertrude Sims
and Miss Florence Long. During the
evening program was presented by
Miss Kelly, piano and Miss Margue-
rite Hasemeier, violinlst.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
Snake Skin.

The finest and most expensive leath.
er goods are produced ut Chanchanfoo,
in China. The leather is made from
lizard. shark. dolphin and snake skins,
especially python skins. which are
very strong and durable. Snakeskins
are used for numerous articles. such
as canes, pipes, purses, pocketbooks,
etc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15

tie rose boxes They not only have y
pretty effect. but eliminate all harm
full results as was frequently caused by
the throwing of rice. One of the brides
being showered with tiny silver horse
shoes made from silver paper. These
are given in silver boxes bearing the
monograms of the bride and BRIDE
groom and the date of the marriage
Indianapolis Star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
Mioht 4a SaNad.

A Kansas butcher was driving COW
to his slaughter house when q stranger
stopped him aud said: What are you
going to do with that cow" I'm 60
stranger looked the COW over carefully.
''Oh. l don't believe I'd do that. IL
you feed her up awhile I think she'll
uve."-Kansas Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
THE CARE OF THE HAIR.

Mrs. Mason. the noted English au-
thority on the hair, made from tonic,
cleansing herbs a wonderful shampoo
and hair grower. If your hair is thin
and falling. Mrs. Mason's Old English
Shampoo Cream will keep it in and
make It grow. Leo Fl. Fihe and other
druggists 25c. Try it juse once.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
III You Lack The
Ready Money

To clean up your little outstanding
bills and start the New Year with but
enc place to pay, come to us: We will
loan you what amount you may need
and you can pay us back in small
weekly or monthly payments to suit
your income. All transactions strict.
ly confidential. Gail, write or phone
and we will give your wants our i'm.
mediate attention.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
HAS RETURNED.

Miss Louise Garrard has returned to
indianapolis after visit here with
friends. Miss Garrard was a guest at
several social affairs while here
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
BRAZILIAN BALM

"The Old Reliable is magic for
coughs, grip, Group, asthma, catarrh
and quick consumption to the last
stage. KILLS THE GERMS!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15
HAS RETURNED.

Miss Fletta Morrow has returned
from an extended trip through the
sunny south.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-01-15

The potato crop of Great Britain for
1911 is estimated at 3,S30,21S tons.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16

-ceived the blank forms should write
immsdfately to the collector for the
same and tfll out ana verify and file
the same, without delay. The gov
eminent IL under no Obligation,
! However. to furnish blanks, but does
SO only as a matter Of courtesy and
convenience Failure to receive
blanks will not be regarded as
ground for, relief tFoR the p q
'incuEredaN Va a5g.,. ..,.i.,z ~. s
b. ~ uEptension of Time.
lion account of sickness or ab-
senee Of officers, o., for, other, rea-
sons q company3is- unable to. make
Its return in. time, to, reach the col
lector's office on or before March !,
application should be, made to tine
collector for an extension of time
not exceeding thirty days, as pro-
Eided by the statute, This appli-
cation should be, made before March
h and win not be considered If re-
ceivedelater than March 80.
q New Corporations. - -.
Each new corporation organized
during the year should inform the
collector of that fact, giving its
exact corporate name. address. and
nature Of Its. business, SO that 1t may
be placed upon the list and be fur
nished the necessary blank forms.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16
New Corporations

James NJ. Shields went to Grafton
Friday tIE morning ts 2sttsSRaf4a g BUSINESS
. 5*r.shA eY yGagmoa aaS
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16
.aIIT RlL0MEE I. ].
Thousands Are Turning 4F6m This
~ Dangerous Drug. mas: esq
A Safes Vegetable snbstimtel4s6 Olive
Tablets. for the Liver.

4 = y i. n Il. b.
DR.. F.. M. Edwards, a prominent
physician Of Portsmouth, Ohio, has
discovered new laxative and liver
toner I'M combination of vegetable
materials, mixed with olive oil, which
= in effect almost exactly like the old
and untrustworthy calomel, except
that there are none Of the bad after
effects OF ealomel.
DE-. Edwards has long been foe of
calomel, though he. recognized Its
value along with Its dangers
HIS distrust Of the. uncertain drug
Eventually started him years. ago TO-
wards compartments with the View OF
discoYeringia substI tgte and he,ls To-.
day in pqssesslop of the long- sou ht-
for eomh1nations which is..if the shape
of. a little sugar !eoated. q lEeestlf s6f2
ored tabl6ti .aaiH3- s.RGiasya Al
4 The results of ffteeni, years. expert
iepce and, practice, are; sepb died in
these marvellous tile ia bletss d + Z
They are called Dr. Edwstrttis oilve
Tablets and their SReet ofi the I iIysF
has been the maans LOT treltsf to, many
of DR.. EDWARDS regular, nat lentss as
well as to thousands OF others who
have suffered and were afraid 81 GAY eaiS-
omel. 't1se itAiGr
They are gentle In their action, yet
always 4effectivea TlIey hiring about
exuberance, of. spirit. that ! natural,
;bnoyancy which should be enjoyed by
everyone, by toning up the liver and
clearing the system of harmful impur-
tiles.
Every little Olive Tablet has a
movement. all its own"
The Olive Tablet Company, Co
lumbus, O., DR.. F. NJ. Edwards,
(6s)
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16
The PeeVish Child
Needs a Laxative

plete satisfaction in the morning.
After short use OF this remedy all
forms OF outside aid can be dispensed
with and nature will again act alone.
All Glasses of good American people
keep it in the home for ills of the
stomach, liver and bowels, and among
the thousands who have written the
doctor that they Will never be without
It are Mrs. Julia Bridges, GO Voss st.,
Norfolk, Va, and Mrs. D. A. Gazette, 1893
X Sas saved ave- Many person from nose
serious illness.
Anyone wishing to make a trial Of this
remedy before buying It in the regular
way of n druggist at fifty cents or one
dollar Z large hottie (family sizeJ can
have a sample bottle sent to the homo
free of charge by simply addressing DR..
w. b. Caldwell. .405 Washington ST.
Monticello. Ill. Your name and address
on u postal card Will do.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16

Il is natural for child to laugh and
play and when It sulks drowsily or
cries you may depend on 1t something
physical is the matter. If you see no
evidences of a serious ailment you will
not be wrong IL you quietly give It a
dose of mild laxative that evening on
putting 1t to bed.
The remedy most generally recon-
mended for this purpose is DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin, which mothers
throughout the country have been giving
their children for a quarter OF q GEN.
using 1t where hundreds used 1t then,
and there must be good reason for this
word of mouth recommendation. -
1t Is admittedly the perfect laxative
for children, women, old people and all
others who need a gentle bowel stimu-
liant and not a violent salt, cathartic
pill or doctored water. Dr. CRldwelFs
Syrup Pepsin will act gently, and when
taken before retiring will bring COM
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16
LIlG[H
Is ,Extolled by Colored Speak.
err as the Greatest ;
American.

The. Lincoln DAY program held al
the Trinity Methodist Episc5pai
church, colored, was quite a success
1T was held under the direction OF
the Helping Hand club OF Trinity
Methodist episcopal church, the
Rev sA5 IA. Jenkins, q pastor t.The
speaker Of the evening was Prof
L. R. Jordan, Of the Water Street
Hfgh school, who gave an interest.
ing address upon the life Of Abra-
ham Lincoln.
The history aof. Linco1lss ancestry
iahd that Of hfs own life were briefy
stated. de said that Abraham Lin
coin was obedient not only external
ly but internally, for he was .obedi-
ent to his conscience. HE was
truthful and thus won for himself
the name of Honest 9be.p. His
achievement is not. to measured by
the. height to which he reached, so
much as by de depth fteni which
he; came. HIS career in early pub
IliE life gradually brought him into
prominence. His defeats were but
stepping stones to the highest posi-
Itton in the gift of this our great ma
tionN He successfully plloted the
nation through Its struggles Of dis
ruption, and put freedom upon the
lips and into the hearts Of the
American negro. He was man Of
great sympathy. His ability to
bring success out Of defeat places
him as the greatest man who ever
lived on American soil. si..l
The nation honors him or his
memory. We tonight contribute
our part in memory of his birth,
and we have a right to this privilege
because we are American citizens,
and we give honor and praise TO any
man who moves the world up a pace,
and especially any American. citizen,
because we are Americans. We be-
lieve' that deep in the heart oftevery.
American citizen Lincoln is loved,
No one can successfully doubt Or res
fute that Lincoln, was Inspired BY
the reading of the lie 81 Washi3g-
ton. The heroic deeds Of Washing
ton.a the. father of our country, in
spired Lincoln to great eSdeaySFS
And now you can. not thiak OF a
gfeat man without thinking of Lin
coin, nor can you think. of this
great American nation < without
thinking of Honest Abe. a'@i's's'i,si'''
The program was uplifting Those
Who took part aid eSeadit TO stEe oc2
casion. Miss ,.Unez Tuck and Mrs.
Luty Tuck always lpleaseK Miss
Anna May Washington rendered a
beautiful piano solo, and Master
Alexander Washington thrilled the
audience with delightful solo. The
exercises closed with the singing of
America by the entire audience and
benediction by the Rev, j. a. Jen-
kins, the pastor.
Miss. Beulah Mckinley never fails
to meet the expectation Of her
hearers. Mr.. Freeman Mowry in y
dignffied and fitting way filled the
place of MASTER of ceremonies.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16
Why SalVeS Can't Cure Eczema

gSince the oid-fnshioned theory of cur
ifig eczema through the blood has been
given up by scientists, many different
salves have been tried for skin diseases.
But IL has been found that these salVes
only clog the pores and cannot penetrate
I'd che inner skin below the epidernis
where the eczema germs are lodged.
Thistle quality of penetrating
probably explains the tremendous sue
cess OF the well known LIQUID eczema
remedy, oil OF wiutert,reen, thYUfol, Ely-
cerInc. etc. as compounded in Odd.
Erescrlp tion.
we have Scld, oiSc- rc--ie'ins f"r skin
!. WELLS s HAYNIAKEF
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16
DEGREES
Are Conferred by Junior Or
der on Two Persons at a
Regular Meeting.

At a. regular meeting of Clarks-
burg Council, no. 80, Jr. o. u.
A. NJ, last night in the Reed hall
on West pike street. the following
were given the first and second de-
grees:
E. N DAWSON and NJ. D. Yost
iB. F.. Smith was admitted by
transfer card. Three applications
were received and two others were
elected to membership Several
visitors from Fairmont and Grafton
were present,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16

troubles but mono that We can recon-
mGnd as highly as this for we know that
Odd. stops the itch at once. We cnn
give you n trial size bottle for IS cents
that will be enough to prove it.
OF course all other druggists have
ODD. Prcscription-go to them It you
can't corlc to us-but don't accept some
big profit substitute.
But II you corne to our store, we are
so certain Of what Odd. will do for You
that we offer you n full size bottle on
this g''arantee;-If YOU do not ffrd that
Il takes away tho t.ch AT ONCE, It
costs YOU not y cent.
, CLARKSBURG, w. va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16

Corporations which have not be
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16

40 Lltni| 81 medicine chest IS well tncI-s1
without botile of T0NSlEI1E5 fdr r1n
don know mt n iliit Is iliitt lie f.6 u
70 cure ) 1ddfIl tfeldt q g Sof6
lhro Don aiEa nm ~
cause Sore SEEM d Ltd j iineIiI
u my 81 Yonsililis Q1ins Group q
Dipbthelia Tomorrow. erfs She
Throat By taking TONSlLlhtE, ths one,
exclusive throat remedy, and lre- s..
vent these dreaded d III
One dose Uf TONSfL:ihlE IIill IS
give relief, and q very few doseswfn
cure. II Is tba stitch IN time.
Is cent? and 50 cents. H6spiitta
Size S1.o0. An Druggist.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-02-16
FINE
~. ti' FHt 50 tI'
&c ~, 4 81 ; 5ggs gyssa
For. Filing Annual Reports oil
Corporations h Nov
Very Short.

Only twosweeks remain before the
date when all corporations are re-
CURED to file their annual reports
for the yea. 1911 in the ofice of
Collector George E. Work at Par
kersburg.
The following information is
given the utmost publicity in order
that corporations who have not
filed their annual reports may profit
thereby:
Returns Of annual net income for
the calendar year 1911 are required
t6. be made to collectors of internal
revenue on or before March 1, 1912,
Primarily, every corporation is sub
feet to this requirement except such
as fall specifically within the classes
enumerated. by the statute as ex-
empt
Corporations whose net income
does not exceed $1,000, as well as
those whose net income. exceeds
that amount, are requiresd to make
this return
Penalties.
Under subsection s. Of the act
every corporation that fails to fld
It's return within the required time
becomes liable to a specific penalty
of from $4,000 toss1O,OOO.
Hanks.
Corporations which have not re-
The Nome daily nugget., 1912-02-03
GOV. CLARK WILL
 DISCUSS ALASKA
Special Nugget Service.

WASHINGTON. Feb 3-Governor Walter F. Clark of the territory of Alaska now in the city has been in vited by the house committee to ap- pear before them on Tuesday next to discuss the pressing and important needs of the North.
 The committee on territories has informed the governor they are ready to take up Alaska matters and to come prepared to infom them on all the pressing needs. or legislation need ed for the interest of the people and territory he has the honor to he gov ernor of.
 Governor Clark has been in Wash ington for several days and very busy man He has attended all the conferences of the Pacific. coast dele gation and has been working In har- mony with them trying to secure need ed relief and thls delegation has ac- compllshed much in the way of aids to navigation.