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Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

MAYORS sister, Mrs. S. j. Watson, of
High street.
Miss Gertrude Pfeiffer has return
ed to her home in Rector street,
after having spent a week with
friends in Moorestown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ludwig Wolff, OF
Madison avenue, spent Sunday at
Asbury Park.
Miss Emily Jacobson, of Rector
street, who has been visiting friends
in Bridgeport, Conn, returned home
yesterday.
Alexander Balint, of Smith street
and Lewis Sosin, Of State street, left
today for Montreal, Canada, where
they viii spend a week,
Mr.. and Mrs. Marinus Peterson,
Of $50 Madison avenue are the par
ents of a son.
Miss Maude Harris, of Metuchen,
is the guest of Mrs. Eugene Mullen,
of Fayette street today.
Miss Josephine Coleman, of High
street, is enjoying a two weeks vaca-
ton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

Miss Hawksley, of the King street
grounds, took twelve of her girl Pu-
| pills to the Neville street
where several games were held Inc
| representatives of the two sectloIS
broke even on the days events each
taking two out of four. In the cor
ner ball games the King street crew
seemed the more formidable anu
won by a PIT cor Neville street
came back strong In the next event.
which WAS the Indian cluD relay
The King street bunch was out
| classed in this event. Volley pall
was also added to the list of wins LOT
| Neville street. The score was zl-o
in the yolley game. With two events
lost and one won. the King street
athletes eyened up matters Wnen
they won the MISUNDERSTANDING,
| The score of the last game was lV-4.
The final score Of the meet was King
s~treets2, Neville street 2.
With no special attractions
| throughout the week, the
| figures of the past week tipped the
beam at 3,129. Last week the num-
Der who attended the Fairgrounds
exceeded 1000, but 1t must be re-
membered that a picnic was held at
Boynton Beach, which alone drew
500 and there also were other Things
| going on at the different grounds OF
an unusual nature. Nothing put
routine work, which includes little
athletic meets as well as the playing
of yolley ball., corner ball, etc, was
done last week. Neville street had
an attendance of 984, copper works
had 72O, State street had 7S5, and
King street had $40. 1t is expected
that next week, when several attrac-
tions will be carded, that the attend
apce figures will reach the number OF
the picnic week.
AT Neville street the quot tourna-
ment was won by Dennison and Han
sen. There was much interest In
these sets of games and 1t was no
"cinch" for Denny" and Hanson to
annex first place honors In the tour
nament.
Games in the intermediate Base
ball League Of the Fairgrounds have
| ended and the Olympias declared
the champions. There were three
teams in the league when the Sc
ries was finished and each squad
played the other three times. The
Championship was won by the Olym-
pias because of six victories and no
defeats. The Royals were the next
best team with three and three. The
Nationals forfeited the last game
yesterday to the Olympias owing to
a non-appearance. Following is the
| at andiOp.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
WILSON CLUB ITO HOLD
MEETING FRIDAY NIGHT

President Richard j. Calvin of the
Wilson Club, has called a special
meeting for Friday night in Column
bia hall, in State street. The club
will hear a report from the clam bake
committee, which has provided an
extensive entertainment for the Dem
ocratic voters of Perth Amboy and
vicinity in conjunction with the\bake,
which will be held on Wednesday,
August 28, at Nickenig's grove.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
LOCAI@
NEWS f@A


-Patrolman Rymarczyk reported
receiving basins blocked along
Groom street and at Hall and AM
boy avenues last night.
-Patrolman Tonnesen ordered
the removal of a sign from in front
of 142 Smith street yesterday, be-
cause he claimed tt was projecting
too far over the sidewalk.
The inspection of the Public
Library scheduled for yesterday af-
ternoon was postponed as several Of
the members of the board could not
attend.
Harry Farroatt, of Market street
a jsnitor of Protection Hook and
Ladder Co., reported off duty yes
terday owing to illness. Joseph Too
Ian is taking his place.
Liberty Council, Daughters of
of Liberty, held a meeting in Moose
hall last night.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
Ingenious ewindIsr.

A laughable and ingenious fraud
was played ON two Glasgow (scot-
land) women tho other day. By rep
rssenting to two housewives their hus-
bands had fallen in tho Clyde, and
that he had been sent for a change
of clothing. a man named Young re-
ceived from tho women the clothes
asked, and appropriated them to his
own use.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
To Clean Fountains.

The best way to clean drinking
fountains which cannot be reached on
the inside, is to use scalding hot wa
ter and a big handful of shot. Fill
the fountain about a quarter full Of
hot wate,, and then pour in the shot.
Shake the vessel briskly SO hat the
shot will scrape along the bottom and
sides of the fountain. This will re-
move the scum and leave the fou tain
sweet and clean.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
Eagle Not Always Brave.

Eagles are generally believed to be
very courageous. That they are not
always as brave as is supposed Is
proved by the following anecdote: A
naturalist tells of a combat between
ten missei-thrushes and a white-tailed
eagle, In which the latter Ras thor
oughly vanquished, and was discov-
cred ~squatting down in a shed. where
he had been driven in hope Of refuge
from the angry birds.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
EVENT.

Hans Stocked celebrated his twel-
fth birthday at his home in 166 First
street, Saturday night. Those who
attended were Misses Agnes Steed,
Johanna Peterson, Yades Skiyberry,
Grace Balliston. Myrtle Trigger, AL
ma Christen Ch~ristiansne, jeanette
Stokel, Elizabeth Stokel, and Clara
Stokel, Mrs. C. f. Moore, Lloyd
Moore, George Steed, Victor Peter
son. Fred Henderson, Henry Stokel,
John Stokel, Hans Stocked, Of this
city, and Everett lilly, of Holyoke,
Mass.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
Band for Pigeons.

To place a band on a pigeon, hold
the hind claw back and preas the
front claws through the ring; draw
the ring close up to the knee joint,
and then, when on a level with the
extremity Of the hind claw, gently
pull the hind claw through the ring.
and tho ring will be In position and
will not, unless It has been placed
on at too early q date, fall.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

French Revenue From Gambling.
From the state tax on games Of
chance, including the tax on the total
izator, the machine which registers
race track bets, the French govern
msnt receives about t1.boo.ooo =
year.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
BOY WHO STOLE $45
PUT ON PROBATION

Tony Tiriola, twelve years old, of
4S5 New Brunswick avenue, was
turend over to Probation Officer
Mac William last night when ar
raigned on a charge of stealing $45
from the home of John j. Miller, of
427 Lawton place.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

Vim N Eye . kesnsny.
Lawyer to wtts)-Wdl 4 you are
determined to sue for divorce. 1t least
lsk - keeD down he expsnse ~ much
~ possihIA I win act - your eouA-
HN.-MI
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
Optimism.

Leonidas, king OF Sparta. when de-
Tending ~Thermopylae against the Per-
sian host under Xerxes. was told by
n Of his soldiers that the Persian
arrows were 30 numerous that they
obscured the light Of the sun. Never
mind that" vas tho reply; I'VE shall
have the advantage Of lighting In the
shade"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
NOTABLE PICTURE AT
PROCTOR'S TOMORROW

In addition to the regular vaude-
Vile acts P%roctor's local theatre has
arranged for a special three reel
moving picture for tomorrow. "The
Orleans Coach Is the title. The pic
ture depicts the greatest judicial er-
ror ever committed. The play is
intensely interesting and will be en-
joyed by all who attend the manage
ment states.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

I pray you with Ill sarnsstnsss -
prove. and know within your hearts,
that al thinSs M possible for those
who believe In the possibilities and
who determine that, for their part,
they viii make every day's work con-
tribute to tham.-John Ruskin.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
Would Hardly 90 Around.

W0UTu TTa7uIY 0V NFVaHus
Willie-"Wonder what al the AMI
mails did during those forty days in
the ark" Tommy-"Oh. they just lay
around and scratched themselves, I
guess" Willie-"Scratched their.
selves nothin'! What'd they scratch
for when there was only two heas?"
Boston Transcript.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
To Pack a Trunk.

Take a couple OF horses the height
OF a chair; they take up little space
in q storeroom. Use them to set q
trunk on whom packing It. 1t viii rave
your wife many q backachs and save
you or whoever removes 1t after It IL
packed, from lifting II up from the
door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

You Know the Kind.
What sort OF 4 chap in Wombat 70
camp within" Hes n Of those fel-
lows who always takes down . mando-
lin about The time It's up 70 scmebody
to get busy With the fryiaS pan"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

n he Teek.
"Goins down the river to spend
Sunday with the folks" painted tAs
excited Weekend jAuntsr, - h swung
aboard . moving ~ mo, I don't
mead any luggage; all I take for thsss
weekend excursions - rust . night
brush and . tooth-Sow1."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

NELSON-Maren, ninety-two years
and four months old, yesterday
at her home, 200 Water street.
Survived by two sons, Peter and
Ole Nelson Of this city. Funeral
at 2 O'Clock tomorrow from the
home Of her son, Ole Nelson, 200
Water street. Rev. Wizards B.
Skov, OF Our Saviour's Danish
Lutheran church will officiate.
1nterment will follow in Alpine
cemetery. Mrs. Nelson was a res
ident of this city for the past
twenty-five years.
SHAPIRO-Rebecca. forty-nine years
old, wife OF PERTH Shapiro, of 38S
Ogden Place, last night at 10
o'clock. Besides her husband she
is survived by a son and daughter,
Miss Dora Shapiro, and Max A.
Shapiro, OF this city. Funeral
was held at 1880 O'Clock this at
ternoon with 1nterment in the
Beth Mordecai cemetery.
Subscribe Tor the NEwB.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

A scrub team was collected to play
the Olympias in place of the Ma
tionals and the Olympias defeated
the scrubs" 14-4. The game was
played on the copper works diamond.
Here's the score by innings:
Olympias. 0 2 1 0 0 3 6 1 LII
Scrubs :. 0 0 0 0 0 0 l 3 o. 4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
PRIZES IN PINOCHEE.

Edward Peterson, Frank Comings,
George Seaman and j. H. Hope were
the winners at the weekly pinochle
Club last night. After the games a
watermelon feast was enjoyed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

Hans Wal summoned TO court 10
identity = stslea bog. On being asked
r the hog had any earmarks, he ~
p3lsl, 1.-THE only sarmarka dst I saw
vas dat hts tail vas cut OIL"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

The news when 1t 10 news In the
EVENING NEWS,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20
uaN end lHaoet

N. olf6e-'By 0eorgsi When W
gsk Into our suburban homo I'm Coins
to grow tlsos," Mrs. Cli6e-"Dont
10 It, Henry. ! like you much better
sRootA shaved"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1912-08-20

Sea Girt, n. j., August 20.-One
day recently was set apart at the
Little White House" here Is New
Jersey day" On that occasion Gov
ernor Wilson received hundreds of
visitors from different parts of the
state, many of them members of the
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Id bari andl iirmen

Sn Sronfreif) gibt'S, tuie oi,d) in
Selttiflano, Seitte, Dcld)e, mGbreno
lie ielblt ibreu @lal,ben perloren 6a.
ben. audi anoere, nelhe nod eldll-
big iino, nitt in Hlbe laiien fonnen.
Mit einem Iold)en traf Dor ctliden
Sabren ein fran5oiiifer Soloat. mel,
der 6u &om in Der Oortigen @arni.
ion geltanoen bate, aiif einem
&bone-0 ampiififf 5uiammen. Ser
,gebiloete" Serr ieste lid 5it Dem
Soloatem linb mad)te in perihieoent-
lifer @eiIe iiber oeiien @l1ubigfeit
ieine miselnben 9emerfiineen. Ser
Soloot lieB i'm eben ifmGsen uno
belt lid rubig. Saourh muroe ser
Maulbelo INNER o~reiiter mo iagte
enOlih: r9sidt wabr, Der Iapit hat
Sbnen ailh Die grlaubniB gegeben,
Ole Meiie 5u leien unO 9eift Su bo.
ren?!" Ales lahte. Sa ontnortete
Der Soloat faltbliitig: %, niht oas
alIein. ionOern Ser EapIt bat mir
aud nod auoere Iollmad)ten gege-
ben; ih bari audi firmen." 9ei Die
len 8orten perleste er Dem porneb-
men Serrn cine gar5 geborise DIR.
ieige. Gut 9etroffen," riei's BON
allen Seiten. lrto nlill mar 0as glls.
geladhuerOen an benl ipottenoen
vSerrn".
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25

5u oieier Sabresseit," erflGrte ibr
Der %ipaBbafte Gambler. .8lauben
Sic mir, meme aiibe iinb ebenio
tralirig oariiber, wie ih! SD beob-
adte lie oft, penn lie meinen-regel.
reft weinen, snd' Srau, neil lie
fiiblen, Bob lie nit ibrer Mtild) feline
Gbre einlegen. 8lailben Sic bos?"
% ia, oaS CLAUDE if mobl," ia9te
Die Came, vaber III 3lfunit limo
Sic pobl 10 gut, baraif 81 aften,
oab tire Sbrdneil nid,t III Die Mtilh'
fannen falleit."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25

&eit suriif un6 6anffe mir nit
Sbranen Der Srelbe. Sd babe alio
BRET 9riinoe, iebr 5uirieben 5lt iein,
ltebIter Sobbp: eritens babe i6 elmer
arnlen Srau cine groBe Sre,lbe be.
reitet, 5peitens babe if ibrem &ino
ben @es gum 5immel gecbnet. nno
Ihlieblih babe ih cine falihe 9nnf-
note geped1ielt, Die i6 abiol,,t nidt
unterbringen fonnte!" Gy@ud.
faiten.")
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
spab mnB aud iein.
Ger @ismafer in Der 20. q.
Staats5tg.")

Wlct Sre0, DER NmertIuHer.
(@ie Der Irominente ieinen Sobn
belebrte.)
Mir bame GRAB beim 9reftelht
g'ieiie,
Sd bab mein aaffe nit &oas ge.
gelie,
Die Sinner balpe Sbtmiebl s'babt-
Sd mag's nit, neil lea 5iioiel
babbt-
ga iagt mel Sreb, Der Seiifnl.
.ihieler
linn GbGmpien bon De Sabs6aa.
ipieler:
Sab, Sap, baidt on I'M Ydper
geleie,
@ie Iie bie Goti6 belt aGe prdbie?
@ie lie poleit lie Germans" nenre
linn iid Dor Sreio nit iaiie femme?
Sab, Mabm, llld ont unn faa cit
S6toppi
Cont frii6t Ser Yap en- e'idnelte
&opp!
Die eanse aontrieb iB perridt,
@eil Der aailer bat bret Sbips
geihidt;
Sbwen am Corner Der Gatrif
Gaiep
SB ifurlieb nie Der &eit gans
cr1iieb:
gr IGBt an ieim Salubn belt flobte
Statt Der sriene 6lagg Die ifJpar6.
meiB.rotbe.
I'm an ieim Glotbingitobr Der 2enp
Satin Sein: r3eagomm Der iher.
man 9tdpieb!"
limo Seihte gibbs en- gatl5e Saiiie,
Seim Sutieno fomme Die 2eut
gelaltie
linn tbun 10 p~leiient IN 10 frob
Sell iB bait amerifaniif, iub mob!
Sab, Sap. on nimmiht Die Srag nit
frltn1r1,
Sag mir: @arum les tbur, ma.
rum?
Sic tbitn grab-id fann's nit Der.
itebe
als bdtt nod 8eener fet @aribip
9'iebe.
linn Made bu G Hois INN Sob
oils mGr Gid @llnoer DeiB mas
gareibt, Der ,9oltfe" Ser fam
ipieoe,
g[ber Die Imeriean HGpieb iB nit al
bietel
Nalt, Sap, Oh biitt bod 10 geriiic,
Su mulift Oes 81 oieflGbre wiiie
Sd fann's nit. id bin bel 81
bumm:
EEL mid, luarum les tbuu, mo-
rum?"
Die Sinner finn bier idner sit
rltble
linn tbiln Sic Site eor aern illble;
9es 9eifte ib Damn obnc Sraad
Wer REQ bolt Die Siinf.S ingeripraf.
Sn Sem Sail mar bod iea nit
rid)tig,
Siefobs Der Sau ID plel 81 ipidytig;
Zen mus nter, bab lie i'm perItebne
De Sinner nit @elhif %erplGbne.
@eQ, pie i9 enblih gut inn res.
oieb
Sag id san5 rubis 81 meim Sreb.
Oieb:
SIS Sic iopiel gSeie made
aann ih Dir pirflid aat nit
iaa6e;
Yerb1ps ib ie1 nor Yolitif,
EerbGps | iea cen imarter Grid
God 10 e iie's made, iea perbrieBt,
0es .pie" iell bat mid nit &c.
plieblt.
Sic iiebr'n Die @Git ms 8apitoI
Sic trinfe eegeIeits ibr @obl.
Sic idleppe iie bun Set Su Seit.
Sic triete Gag INN Naht Die 9Git:
Die Differs i'm feline Shteil,
Die SdblerS orarS in Sonep Gil.
Sell iB allreibt INN iheen oa5lt-
0oh irdgt Damn ion buntmer 9llb,
8arum iie's tbrln, mub ib ge.
iteb'n:
Sd fam batter fei Hieicn ieb'n.
Ius Sreunoidoit2 linn oes5alb ser
2Grn2
Dir linn NIT Mu an quite Sernt,
Siun b0flid nit Dem. Den mir
bralid)e
linn ms peri6ont Ole Siibnerallae.
Nus Srermoihait9 gs iB mel INN
gut,
8aS mer ans 2ieb INN Srelrnoi6ait
tbut;
God mariim iole oenu grad mir
Mebr gilte ais Die Nnnre hier2
Nus Srdbns linn neilid @ait' se.
fomnle.
Die Bot ntcr ao6 gut uffgcnomme,
Sebr boflif INN nit autem 8iue,
Sod) Siemlid) fiibl IN oler Stille.
sllio parum? Wtei lieber Sre6,
@enn ih Ormii nor e Intmort bGtt!
Cod blei6e mir nal bel Dem
.ySie" -
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Tinhcrnif.

Sreuno (iiad ,,einer Sauerfneipe.
rei): Ser 9eoanfe an Seintfebr
ldeint Gid etpas ST beflemmeli;
III iueteit bod, Geine Sralt wGre
Oas 9id)t Seines 2ebenS,"
ia, aber ipenn id, alis9ebe, gebt
oas 9iht aild) aus"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
ltcberraidenoer Mmijdlns.

Game (aits einem iiberiiiQten 81
Ietbabncoitpe olisiteigcno): .9ctt
iei Cant. bob id aus oieiem Sc,
orGnse berausfomme. SaIt ben gan.
SEN @ea babe ih MIR auf einem
SnBe itehen fonnen!"
Stimnle aus Dem Coupe: .So,
inrb oas mar mein sSilB."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Sic trauriaeu Nnhc.

Srau &arocaitle hattie ibrcu Der.
bad,t biniihtlih Der Milf. unh lie
beflast iih baber bel ihrem @ild).
mann.
.Ias Sras lit fnapp, sn1' Sron,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25

@cSeigt bGtt ih nit ltolser Sono
ltff all bcs Sheere INN DeS @roBe,
@as oeutife Yionier erifloIie;
Iii Seloer, no Der Sege tpinft.
Ifit beutid)em ShpeiB unn 9lut &C.
biinat;
ltff fiibne gaiite, itolse Bride
Gem beutide Seiit tbun 8unoer
glide;
ltif SGftories, galGit unr !Siitte,
30 oeiiti6er SleiB Dem Sanb er.
%itritte;
llff IQeS mas an @roBem oa,
Slri 9rooflpn's grid biz Banama
Bum Seras bis gum @oloitaat
Sanoe.
@o oeutide araft ben aampf be.
itanoe.
Sd tbdt' ne 5eise, mo Die SeIoe
Sum Oelttide Stamm uff blut' gem
6eloe,
Gamit Die Sabnien blieb am 2ebe,
Sbr eienes Sebe bingegebe,
Sort mo Ser GOO eemdbt Die @arbe
linn unere Batter fier Ole 5rei.
belt itarbe.
Siebit On, mel 8mb, nfi aa bic
reidje
linn SemtidJe Sbote ,uirS i6 seise,
Die 0lid INN Sege bente reife
lem Qanb Der Sterne INN Der
Streife:
Sell fcnne bic inns ME nersefe:
Der Sentifc IL tets 6asetueie,
8efGmpft lat fapfer Iann iter
Rann er
Sier Rabm INN CTR psut Sternen.
banner.
So io-mas idp1s i9 benn 10
bumnt,
0u nilliht ia miiie, Sreo, parum
Die oeittife 9dit 10 tperr'n seebrt,
9eiubelt, pie mer's ielte bort2
8arum lie iopiel @eic mode
So, if fam Dir be5 aad) nit
iaahe;
GaSrnff fannidt Dr. mel gub,
Dir ebe
slm beitte ielbit Die antport eebe!"
q. s.
- -
Streif.
Der CHARACTERIZATION elmer fleinen
Siibne friig einen Sollintdr frrS Dor
ieinem Iliftreten: y8o baben Sic
benn Sbren Selm sum 3it~terfoitiim,
Sic tritgen i'm bod I'M erIten Mft?"
,9erSeib'n g, Serr Director, Sen
Su tragen lit mir nnmoglid,, Der 8e.
quiiiteur mIB i'm aus elmer alten
81ielhaftel gemaht baben!"
- y y
.Warte, Ilire0, oein sln5lls muB
crit tiiftis ausgeflopit meroen!"
yIf, lob MIR. Marie! @ir frie.
gen ia berte 3engniiie!"
- ~ -
Vannerbnmpr.
Strdfling (oer nit einem anoere1
~5uiammengeieiielt mirb): .Sie &c.
itatten idon, Oab i4 mid Sbnen al,-
lhlleBe."
Yon SLAMS Harr.
4lalts Narr bate emit einen
goelmann bes Worgens seirast,
parum er 10 iaiier iebe nno oas
| Saiipt IN Der Sano balte.
% lieber alaus," icn ser GSeI.
mann seiast baben, .es tbrit mir
Der 8opi bonn scitrisen Srinfen 10
meb."
.Ntin, peiBt on baeesen nid,t
&atb2" fragte Der Starr. ga mill
i'd Did cine iiberaus CUTE aunit leb.
rem: Srinfe bid mir pieber bon. 10
miro es better NIT Dir i~peroen."
Ger Sumter fraete: r@ie, ipenn
ih moreen, iibermorsen rno bernah
aae Gage fronf Derbe, mie ioQ i'd
Dem begesnen9"
.III5eit mieber poGtrinfen lit oas
bette" iaste Der Starr.
,@aS miro aber 5ulest," iraste
Der Goelmann. ,ipas miro Damn aber
aus mir peroen?"
8lais antmortete: Gin Harr,
nie ib bin."
y - -
Bon Der Sdmiere.
0ireftor (ju einem ihner beSed).
ten Mimen): so mcllen Sic Den
EEL ipielen9 Sbre Naie iunfelt ia
wieoer fiirhterlifl"
.Na-oann mad i'd beut BLOB
bas Ilpensliiben!"
- y -
Der 8obltbGter.
Gin amlimann ans Gbuaao
fonmt zines Cages nit einem Dor
Srelloe itrablenben @eii6t in ieil
Bureau. Muf Die Sraeen ieines III
iocies nob Dem @rumbe oieier III.
~aeipobnten Seiterfeit meint Der Gan.
Tee itol5:
.Gs lit mir beilte iriib aui mel
1900. H.. g. N
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
9ns &Unjtans.

Gin idppGbiider Maior fr1st iei-
llen preuBiiden sSauptmann beim
ManOper: vSape sc lido selaoe?"
Sarauf Der Sallptmann: ,Nein.
Serr Maior. i'd babe feline Shofo-
laoe."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Ius Der Siftatitunoc.

Statt bes Gates: sMan fam
@erie MAIDEN iino brar,ft nod niht
0id)ter iein", ihreibt Ser fleile
Houl: rMan farn Geric madden
unb brallft nod nidt nit)tern 81
ietul"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
SdIler.2oaif.
Die perriidte Ole.

Grofeiior s. uerSebrte s,im Sriib.
itiif ieoen @orsen cine iebr oid nit
Stinfen bele9te Sfrippe. Gines
Morgens pertauibte lie Elm Shiiler
gegen ieine trodene Shrippe. Bro
Ieilcr $. padt lie aus, iblGgt nit
Der Sauit ailf ben Siif,. mo ruit:
p9su, is oenn meine Ole perriidt
ieipor0en2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
9ebtes Nrgnmcnt.

Satin (als Ser @atte Ole Neiie in
oas Seebuo permeieert): .SdGm'
Gid. niht cinmal oeS bibden @ai.
icr COUNT III Ginem!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Gissnartiser Stanopnnft.

Srau Gum Sienitmdofen, Gas
weineno nah Saiiie fommt): .aber,
slnna. mas lit Sbnen oeun seid)c.
benz"
SienitmGod,en: YNein Sris iii
bos 9eiporoen lnO bat mir cine Chr.
ieise g%egeben."
Srau: YShon wieSer, gS aibt
bod nod selnig cute Manner. ober
Sic pouen ourdluiiS bieien geInei.
men Neniten beiratbeu. 81 ic
mein Mann etpas IebnliheS maaen
miirSe?"
9ienitmGbhen: ga. Der gnGoiae
Serr mobl nid,t: abcr 10 eiilen oal.
feten Mann mlod,t' ih bolt bod, audi
nitt!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Der hoiinnnaspolle Sdalcr.

2ebrer (ber srammatifaliid)e
@runobegriiie bebanoelt): .9tenne
mir. Mar, eilen Sammelnamen.."
@ar: Cine Sparbiifie."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Bon Der Sdmiere.

0ireftor (3u einem idner beSed.
ten Wtimen): so wollen Sic Den
Eel ipielen9 Sbre Naie iunfelt ia
wieoer fiirdterlihl"
~Na-oann mad i'd beut BLOB
oas Ilpenaliiben!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25

tt''iSIpitiSSu ioi'itiS! NUSito
faiten.")
- y y
Sfredcn Der Secidlaft.
Sitter Serr: ,Mrmes &erlfen,
ipobin bat bid benn Der Ihreflihe
Sunse g%etroffen?"
Sommp (beule1o): y9(f,, mir ba-
ben Seeihlaft geIpielt, itno oa bat
er mir einen Sorpeoo in Den Ia.
ldinenraum eeifoiien."
- - y
Gin Ssnorant.
8ait: ,sluf Der Speiieforte itebt:
Silet q la Nelion; mas lit bas?"
aelner (mitleioig): .aber, SEER
Erofeiior, fetne1t sic benn Sen be.
riibmten aomiral NeIion ,nift?"
- - y
Sriftiser 8rnno.
Srnu (Su einem 9alern): Isle
limo aber nit Sbrem 9rennbols arg
tbei,er!"
Bauer: ySa-bos bat mir aud,
i'm CONNER a aommerSienratb &c.
badt."
- - y
Der seprellte 8Gder.
Ser 2aittrGser Samio ging GUM
gdder Ibouaub uuo faufte ein
8roo.
,IIab iegne bif, sbouIab, ober
bein Sroo lit Ieiht."
Ser 91der idmun;elte: ,Moge
Die Come bes @liides 8oien alii
oeinem Wee bliiben Iaiieu, o so.
milo. Sit Dir mein 9rob su lei1t,
10 bait on nidt 10 i6uer 81, trasen
oaran."
Ga neiste iid Samio, nabm bas
groo unter ben arm uno legte
einise a,lpfermiiitien Dor s(bouaab
bin.
Ger Yropbet crIeudte oeinen
8eritato!" ihrie ser 9dder. rbas lit
bod piel 5u nenig."
.0faht nifts, gu Gnfel ser
Dummbeit!" iagte Der 2aIttrGeer i'm
@eben, lift es Su wenis @eIo, 10
braad,it Oh nift 10 lunse 5u SGblen
baran."
gboullab madte ant ielbcn Gage
feinen @is mebr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-06-25
Srttif.

Ger Serr General bat SnIpiSle.
rittrg abgebaltert. Die aber abiolut
nift Su ieiner 3uirieoenbeit aiisge-
ialleu lit. Gr laBt 5ur 9eipred}ung
blaicn. mo oils enolih bas Off.
5iersforps politGnoig beiiammen lit,
bGlt cr ~iolgenbe Iniprnhe: nMeine
Serren. eS freut mid. Sic ole &c.
iuno mo pobluui mieoer5uieben-
oaS lit ober and oos ein5igc. mas
mid, beiite geirelit bat. Sanfe,
mcine Serren!"