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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-09-20
The Ideal Newspaper.

Occasionally it becomes the duty Of
a prac ioal editor to give the very In
tellfgent and impractical puaple who
are always demanding an ldoal news
paper a very common sense reason why
/. will never be published.
And che reason is based on n few
questions bike these:
Has anybody ever seen or heard If
an ideal minister?
Has anybody ever seen or heand Of
an IDEAL college president?
Has andbody ever seen or heard Of
an ideal doctor?
Has anybody ever seen or heard Of
an ideal banker?
Has anybody over seen o. hcapd Of
an ideal lawyer?
Has anybody ever seen or heard of
an ideal merchant? r.
We are decidedly of ohs opinion dllaE
a loud and emphatic mo" is the am
swer to each question:
Why?
Because the representatives of the
callings named are all human. with
the usual number of virtues and
faults. And editors, being human. are
in the some class. Therefore. when
the word is peopled by angles and hllo
newspapers are controlled by arch-an-
gejs, we shall see the IDEAL nsw,tppcr.
and not until then.-Boston Gfoh-.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-09-20

An artic'e that has real merit should
In time BECOME popular. That such Is
the olse with CHAMBER aims Cough
ers. Here Is one of them. II. w. Hen
Erickson, Ohio Falls. Ind, writes,
"Chamberain's Cough Remedy Is the
best for coughs, coils and GROUP, and
Is my best seller" For sac by AL
deaarA
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-09-20

Sundays, and says he knew nothing
of the move unit, he WIS notified by
the government. l.
Miss Fruzie 'Ailsop made f,yfng
trip 10 Rye Straw with her cac,nry
1, bird Thursday morning.
Jefferson PotAocks spent most OF
..his week at Tickvi.le buyfrg q bush
el of turnip seed He book his time
and sorted them out, taking only .Jhe
big oncs.
Since there is an old Tradition tina.
| jay birds so to holl on FRIDAY. Crick-
OF Hicks is going 10 turn .looss his
pat jay bird next Friday md follow
him.
The depot agent at Tickvlle left
Wednesday morning FOR "a walk down
the crack to see why uie trpin was
iate. $500 --r .s-- ! -r,.
| BY not having to keep a fire going
in his heating stove tyis GUNNER tIhe
old nriser of Muskst Ridge has fig
ured it out that he has sawed enough
wood to last him all winter.
| Tine repont got out yesterday tina.
Sim Pickens trad made an p1Jompt
to end his life by hanging hirnsdlf
but it idcveloped upon an invest.ga-
ton by the Deputy Constable lha;
Sym was only trying TO weigh him.
self wrth a pair of hand scales.
A good many attended, THE discus
sion at Bounding Bi,lows Il Thursday
night. The question was one .that
has newer been se.nled, being Ought
a man ever TO gst married?" and the
negative side won the Judges all hay
ing been marrfed one or tmone times.
lobe Mosely, while faiSing a drink
Of Wafer at Rye Straw Nhurs1ay
morning gave 1T as tas opinion thai
the money system should be ar.
ranged TO give the poor man a show
at some of It. He would suggest tbtt'
all the money in the United S1ptcs
be changed up into small change and
tlpen put into cinculaAion, when mos:
of 1t would go into .nhe poor mans
hands. as sImar change is about all
he can get.
The Dog Hill preacher IS bscominl
quite popular with some of our pso-
pie. even some outside of his cpngrs.
CATION and had comrany for hinnsl
Sunday. Among those present wecr
Washington Hooks, Isaac HelNwangsI
wife and seven children; lobe Mos =
icy and family, Cricket Hicks, RAJ
Barlow. Fletcher Henstep, Yam Sim
Atlas Peck, Luke Masuhewsla. wife an
eleven children; Fit SMITH. Do,h
Hooks, Film Dillard. Poke Easley ans
family; Flick Helwaneer, Sim Film
ders, the postmaster, the deputy con
stable, Slim Plckens and four relat.
lives Of Hog Ford, and che Exoelsi d
Flddhng Band The out of towm guesi'
included the blind man from ths Ca
Ribs community, the Assistant Corona
from Tickville. and the Tin Paddler
The dinner was an inforimal one noa'
of the guests having been. intSsed.-
Hogwallow Kentuckian.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-09-20

Providence. II. l.,
Sept. 15.-ln ProvI-
dence Opera House
Pastor Russell took
for his text st.
Paul's words, IL
marvel that We are
so soon removed
from Him t h a t
called you into the
grace Of g hri s {
unto another Cos
pei. which Is not
another; but there
be some that trOu.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-09-20
Puts 7. R. Before Pastors.

Onawa, Ia, Sept. lI-"RnoseveJt has
done more toward anouslng che civ:c
conscience than all tIhe nrondhers in
the land,' Gov. johnson deqlared i'm y
speech here. 'te has the widest pull
pit of any man In the. country"
The Governor paid It's respaaus u
Gov. Wilson's attitude on miuimum
wage SCALES for women and tIhe tariff.
III the Democrauic nominee wone TO
attempt to carry out h.s party's dog
ma of fOnty yeans ago. a rariff Tor rev.
enue only. he could not DO il.
''phe heterogeneous elements of his par.
ty would not permit it and If N were
TO be tried the plan would prove a
failure. His REASONS for apposng tae
minimum wage scale long since have
been exploded in Englsnd and In Off
cial reports i'm this country
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-09-20

II you knew of the real value Of
Oilamb er aims Linimont for lame bsnr,
soraness OF the muscles. spratns AMI
rheumatic pains, you would never wish
TO he without Il. For sale by ali
dal ers.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1912-09-20
ONE TRUE GOSPEL,
MANY PERvERSI0NS
The Gospel Of Social UplIIt
Among the Peryersions.

Pastor Russell Also Points Out That
the Gospel Of Faith Healing 10 An.
other Of the Many Substitutes For
the Greatest Of All Gospels.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-11-04
State OF Ohio, city OF Toledo. l.
Lucas County ls+

Lucas County
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that ba q
senior partner OF the firm OF +. j Cheney
q Co. doing business in the City OF To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid. and
that said firm will pay the sum OF ONE
cry case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use OF HAIHfS CATARRH CURE.
FRAN-S ]. CHENEY.
Sworn 20 before me and subscribed in
my presence. this 9Th day Of December.
A. u. 1856
(SeaD A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure IS taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces n the system. Send for
testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o.
Sold by all nru~ris's. sc.
Take Halls Family Pins for constipation.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-11-04
THE EVENING BANNER
HOW TO VOTE

Voters, who go to the polls tomor-
row, should bear in mind that they
will not find on the ballot the names
of the various candidates for the
presidency, but merely the party desi-
nations 70 the various parties and
names of the candidates for electors.
There will be five tickets on the
ballot in Vermont, the Republican,
Democratic National Progressive. Pro
hibitionist and Socialist. Under each
party name will appear the names of
the four candidates of that party for
electors. All four names can be yot-
ed for by making one cross in the
square at the head of the ticket or by
putting a cross in the small Square at
the right of the four names on that
particular ticket To vote for more
than four candidates for elector will
| invalidate a ballot.
1t will make it easier and quicker
lot Tue COuuleiS IL INC pdiiOt 10
marked in the square at the head OF
| the ticket and there is less danger OF
spelling a ballot by following this
plan as the individual electors on
that ticket will thus each be sure to
get the full vote of his party.
To vote for Taft make a cross in
the square at the head of the column
labeled Republican. To vote for vii
son make cross in the square al
the head of the column labeled Dem
ocratic. To vote for Roosevelt make
a cross in the square at the head OF
the column labeled National Progress
sive. To vote for Chain make a
cross in the square at the head of the
column labeled Prohibitionist To
vote for Debs make a cross in the
square at the head of the column la
beled Socialist.
Make no other marks on the ballot
than the one cross in the square of
the party you favor and you will run
no risk of spelling your ballot If at
all in doubt, take a look at the
sample ballots that will be posted in
the hall The official ballots will be
precisely like these except that they
will be printed on white paper.
The polls tomorrow will be opened
at o'clock and will close at 5 o.
clock. 1t is every citizens duty to
vote.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-11-04
PAPER BAG COOKERY.
Many Different Kinds of Food May Be
Prepared In This Way.

There Is no use denying the popu-
larity OF paper bag cooking, even II
one were so inclined. II is practical,
simple and attractive to all the house
wives who have tried It,
So many different kinds Of food can
be prepared in this way. Here are
some dishes that will prove successful:
Potatoes In a Paper Bag.-Stewed
potatoes are a very savory dish cooked
in paper bag Wash and peel as
many potatoes as are wanted. cut each
into four thick slices and put In well
creased paper bag, with one finely
chopped peeled onion, one tablespoon
full of finely chopped parsley. two
heaping tablespoonfuls OF butter or
drippIngs, salt and pepper to taste, half
cupful OF water and one teaspoon
full Of Worcestershire sauce.
In forty minutes turn this savory
and delicious potato mixture into n
very hot dish and serve at once.
Mascotte Apples In Paper. - Take
twelve large apples. as nearly the same
size as possible. Pare thinly and re-
move the core with an apply corer.
Roll the apples in well beaten egg
and then In plenty OF sugar. Add a
few drops of lemon extract to the
beaten egg.
Arrange the apples in a buttered
paper bag and bake for half an hour
In a moderately hot oven. When done
all the center OF each with little
strawberry jam. This is a most palat-
able dessert for luncheon or dinner.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-11-04

wIllis-rve got to cut ont this high
life while my wife Is away.
Gillis- What's the trouble novs
Whistle pace and the neighbOn
are beginning 10 tell.-Puck.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-11-04
ELECTION RETURNS

The Banner will tomorrow evening
receive election returns beginning
early in the evening and continuing
until the results are decisive. The
Banner invites all to take advantage
of its returns, by calling either in
person or by telephone at any time.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-11-04
RELIGION.

To be of no church is danger
Gus. Religion. of which the re-
wards are distant and which is
animated only by faith and hope,
will guide by degrees out Of the
mind unless it be invigorated and
reimpressed by external ordi-
nances, by stated calls to wor-
ship and the salutary influence
of example.-Samuel Johnson.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1912-11-04

facts. 81 out Of every 100 men at
age S. are wholly OF partially depen-
dent on help for daily subsistence
Many men who can easily carry En-.
dowment insurance now will need !,
to be independent in old age. Think
this over. National Life lns. Co. Of
Vt (Mutusl) Earle s. Kins ey,
General gent. Mead Building. Rutland
VT Adv.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09

reached. Finally the couple came upon
the Nations Capital The hands OF the
great clock on the city post-ofice were
pointing to the hour of when the
tired sawyer and his wife trudged list
lessly along Pennsylvania avenue. The
small sum with which the couple had
started the journey was reduced to so
cents. They obtained lodging at
a cheap rooming house in the south
west section. Sunday they remained in
the house. Yesterday they tramped the
streets in an effort to find employment
But the attempt was abortive. Eldorado
was as distant as at the outset
Hopeless and without funds, Taylor
and his wife called at the District
Building yesterday afternoon. The
sawyer was temporarily sent to the
naHaicipal lodging house and his wife
was sent to the Florence Crittenton
Home,
Il certainly would like to get a Job, :"
said Taylor to an official.
This Is q bad place to get a job" re-
piled the employe OF the board. There
are hundreds OF men in the city now
without employment"
Yes. sister" replied Taylor. "and
there are hundreds OF men in the city
out OF employment who do not want to
work. I sincerely want to work.
can do anything"
Mrs. Taylor said that she. toe, was
desirous OF obtaining work.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
False Alarm Gang
Fined; One Must
Write Fipe Essays
Judge De Lacy Fines Two Boys $25
Apiece, to be Paid in Install
ments and Writings.

A gang Of youngsters who have an
nOyed the fire department during the
past month by turning in false alarms
was arraigned before Judge De Lacy in
Juvenile Court yesterday afternoon.
Charges were filed against only two OF
the gang Of twelve, the others being sum
moned as witnesses.
Osborn CisseIl. jr.. OF 27O9 Eleventh
street northwest was arraigned for pull
ing an alarm on December IS at Twelfth
and streets northwest. Judge De Lacy
fined the defendant S. to be paid in
weekly installments OF 81. Osborn was
also placed on twenty-five weeks proba-
tion.
Earl Simmons, sixteen years old. OF
l255 Irving street northwest, was charged
with sounding three false alarms. The
dates on which the alarms were sounded
were December 19. "A. and 25. The boxes
were located at Eighteenth and P. Eigh-
teenth and W. and Twelfth and V streets
northwest. The defendant was likewise
fined $25. TO be paid in twenty-five INSTALL
ments and was ordered TO accompany
each deposit with an essay on the dis
astrous results Of false alarms. The
father OF the boy announced that he
would send Earl away to school.
The ten witnesses were given talk on
loyalty to the nag and obedience to the
laws OF the land As the twelve youngs-
tiers faced about TO leave the court room
Judge De Lacy called out: How many
OF you get up in the morning to make
the fires for your motheTs?''
Twelve heads suddenly dropped. and
the gang silently but swiftly passed out
Of the door.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
TREASURY HEADS
DISCUSS CUSTOMS
Talk Over Cutlery and To-
baccO Imports.

An important conference was held at
the Treasury Department yesterday. at
which general customs conditions were
discussed. Those present were Secretary
OF the Treasury MacVesgh, Assistant
Secretary Curtis. Supervising Agent
WTkie, Special Agent wheatley. Col
lector Loeb and Appraiser Bird. of New
York. The administrative conditions un-
der which filler and wrapper tobacco
are entered and the recent undervalua-
tions in cutlery were the principal topics
discussed.
The tobacco situation is one which has
annoyed the customs officers OF the
Treasury for some time. At present only
about per cent OF the total importatlons
Of tobacco are entered as wrapper to-
bacco. which pays a higher rate of duty
than filler. The officers OF the Treasury
believe that much tobacco which is now
admitted as fller is used for wrapping
cigars after il has been admitted at the
lower rate OF duty.
The cutlery cases are now pending be-
fore United States District Attorney
Wise at New York Some Of them will
be in the nature Of forfeiture cases
brought for the confiscatlon OF cutlery
which has been undervalued. There may
be several criminal cases, however. No
indictments have yet been found.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
FROZEN TO DEATH
ON WAY TO WORK
SeptuagenaFian Suecumbs to
the Icy Blast.
ILANKET YOUR HORSES.

BLANKET YOUR HORSES.
Theodore Michaels. seventy years old.
who was frozen to death Sunday night
In the. snow near the Firth-Stirling
steel plant at Giesboro. where he was
employed. is the first person to sue
cumb TO the cold IN or around Wash
dngton this winter. so far as has been
learned. His wife and two children, whJ
are visiting relatives in McKeesport.
Pa. survive II Is believed Michaels
was overcome and fell while on his way
to work. His body had been exposed
about four hours when II was found.
BLANKET YOUR HORSES
School officials stated that the three
schools which were closed yesterday
because of defective heating plants Will
be opened at the regular hour this
morning. Wo-kmen were busy all
night last night repairing heating ap-
paratus. The temperature at Business
High School at $3.50 o'clock In the
morning was 40. and Principal Allan
Davis dismissed the pupils. A break in
steam pipe caused the low tempera-
ture.
At NJ Street High School the janitors
were unable to heat the rooms properly.
and the pupils were allowed to return
to their homes. Pupils at the Kenil-
worth School were likewise dismissed
when the temperature refused to mount
above so mark
BLANKET YOUR HORSES.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09


J. carrico. who headed the committee
that every seat had been disposed OF.
Mrs. Joseph stickney, Of New York. is
the house guest OF Mrs. CrownInshield,
daughter OF Senator Du Pont-
Mrs. Edwin F. Sweet. wife Of Repre-
sentative Sweet. of Michigan. viii re-
ceive with Miss Sweet the second and
third Tuesdays in January at their resi-
dence, 17O6 Sixteenth street. Miss Sweet
Is one of the seasons debutantes.
Mrs. Blxby will be at home to-day and
-the remaining Tuesdays Of January.
Mrs. Arthur l.. Bates will not be at
home to-day. ,but will receive at the
Cochran on January ls.
Mrs. Edwin f. Roberts. wife Of Repre-
sentative Roberts. Of Nevada. VIII not be
at home to-day.
Mrs UInan Wilson. OF Pittsburg. and
her niece. .ulss Gertrude o'Leary. are
the guests of Mrs. LisIe Seaton Lips
comb. OF the Ontario.
Friends Of Mrs " II. Van Zandt who
ldH bGNu AuthAAhNN AAAc
with Washington society. viii be graft
fed TO learn that she yesterday celebrated
her eighty-seccnd birthday happily in
New York. where she is spending the
winter with her daughter. Mrs. Jean
Cabell O'Neill, who is connected with
Harper's Weekly.
Commander and Mrs William Manning
Irwin entertained company Of young
people at dinner last evening. preceding
the Charity Ball. The guests were Miss
Sally Darlington. Miss Doris Haywood.
Miss Irwin. Miss Mary Irwin, Lieut..
SohIberg, Lieut.. Strong. Col Bradford.
Mr.. GOuverneur Hoes. and Mrs. Robert
Stead. Commander and Mrs. Irwin took
their guests 20 the BAH afterward.
Mr.. and Mrs Hugh Legare were dinner
hosts last evening. going WITH their
guests TO the Charity Ball. Mr.. and
Mrs John F. wilkins were also dinner
hosts last night preceding the ball.
Mrs. A. C. CIapham Will not be at
home on Saturday. January u, on ac-
count OF illness.
Mrs. Edwin e. Roberts. wife OF Repre-
sentative Roberts, OF Nevada. will not he
at home this afternoon.
=
Former Representative and Mrs Cas-
sadly, of Cleveland. Ohio. are at the New
Willard for a short visit.
Die Stauffa cherin' held its regular
monthly meeting January 4. at the home
OF Mrs. Eisenbeiss As result OF the
annual election. the oficers Of 1911 were
unanimously reelected. They are as fol-
lows: President. Mrs. Anna Spies, vice
president. Mrs. Julia EIsenbeiss: treas
urer. Mrs. Anna Egloff: secretary, Miss
Pauline Holer; trustees. Mr.. Julius Egloff
and Mr.. Edward $. Schmid.
Among the pretty Christmas we'd
dings was that OF Miss Lola Preston.
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Alex. Pres
ton. and Mr.. William Stephens, which
took place in Baltimore. Wednesday.
December 81 The bride wore a gray
travelling suit, with a white hat. and
carried white carnations. A reception
was held at the home OF the bride.
After a short trip South, Mr.. and Mrs.
stephens will reside at Havre de Grace,
Nd
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
WHILE YOU ARE WARM,
READ THIS AND SHIVER
One of Life's Little Stories That Come Along with
Winters Grasp and Poverty'S Call.

After tramping seventy-one miles over
frozen roads through binding snow
storms. bowling winds, and intense cold.
from their little home at Aberdeen, Nd,
in an attempt to find employment, John
T. Taylor, forty-seven years old, and
his wife. Isabella, limped cold, ragged.
and worn into the office Of the Board of
Charities in the District Building late
yesterday afternoon and appealed for
aid.
The couple left Aberdeen, thirty-one
miles the other side of Baltimore, last
Wednesday. Taylor had worked as a
wood sawyer, but this winter he found IT
impossible to md work. The sawyer
and his wife decided to gather their few
belongings and seek their fortunes else
where.
wednesday night the couple stopped at
farm house. where lodging was given
for a very reasonable sum. In the morn
ing they started on their journey.
Thursday night Taylor and his wife
tired but hopeful. entered the outskirts
OF Baltimore. Through the suburbs they
tramped and soon were In the heart of
the city with the dazzling lights After
wandering about the streets they found
shelter in a cheap lodging house.
Friday morning the two again started
on their journey IN search OF Eldorado.
The wind Increased in velocity and the
temperature took a leap downward. IT
was that raw. cold day which the people
of washington viii well remember. For
almost the entire day the sawyer ana
his wife ran in an EFFORT to keep warm
With the advent of the afternoon the
trot was reduced to a walk, then to !
limp. It was dark and wintry when the
couple entered the quiet town OF Laurel.
I After a nights rest, Taylor and his
spouse started on the last lap of their
Journey. The winds still howled and
the air was biting. Rladensburg was
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
C. L. U. ELECTS HEADS.
officers Chosen for Six Months by
Labor Organization.

Tile election Of officers OF the Central
labor Union was held last night at
Typographical Temple, and the Following
were chosen for the next six months:
President, Milton Snelnngs; vice presi-
dent, L. L. Adams; treasurer, J. W. Con-
sidine; sergeant-at-arms Joseph Clark.
and trustees. F. Raum, ]. Schmidt, and
r. McKenna.
Secretary Colpoys' report vas accepted
and plans were discussed for a compIi-
mentary dinner to be rendered President
Samuel Gompers and Secretary Frank
Morrison, Of the American Federation OF
Labor
The final report of the Labor Day
committee showed that the receipts were
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
NAVAL ORDERS.

MidshIman r. n DOYLE. II. detached duty
Michigan; 10 dutysNsw Hampshire.
MidshiI iIuian X. A. ELLIS, detached duty New
Hampshire; "a duty Michigan.
Chaplain 4 a. BRODMANN to duty naval train
ing station. Great Lakes. North Chicago. III.
Gable from the conmandCr-in-che. L. s. Pacific
feet, dated Honolulu. January 5. 1872:
Ccmmsndcr G. A. BRAND, detached duty Glacier;
TO Naval HOSPITAL, Marc Island Cal. for trrat-
ment-
Lieut. Commander r. s. DOUGLAS. detached duty
California; 20 duty Command Glacier.
Lieut.. II. B. RIEBE. detached duty Glacier: to
duty California
Lieut.. THOMAS wITHERS. IT., detached duty
California: to duty Glacier, as executive.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
Look for Clash at meeting.

Rockville. Nd. Jan. S-The annual
meeting OF the Montgomery County
Agricultural Society will be held here
Wednesday to choose twelve directors to
serve one year. and a lively contest is
looked for for control Of the board. At
the annual meeting last year a change
was made in the management OF the So
ciety. and Il is understood the depOsed
faction will endeavor to re-establish itself
this time.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
PROF. GUMPRECHT HERE.
VIII Direct the Choir of st. Mary's
Catholic Church.

An announcement was made at the
rectory OF St Mary's' Catholic Church
last night that Prof. Armand Gumprecht,
a leading organist and choir director in
the Archdiocese OF Baltimore. had ac-
cepted the dictatorship Of st. Mary's
choir, and would take charge at once
The first rehearsal Of the choir under
the direction Of Prof. Gumprecht was
held at St Mary's last night.
The new director has been associated
with several of the most prominent
church choirs in the archdiocese, and
has contributed several masterpieces to-
ward the music of the mass.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-09
John Lanes Funeral To-day,

Funeral services for John Lane. fer
years a we'll known business man, will
be held at O'Clock this afternoon from
the family home, 1916 P street northwest.
the Rev. James F. Mackin. Of st. Paufs
Catholic Church, officiating Interment
will be made IN Oak Hill Cemetery