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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

Or. II. w. Olive departed his morn
ing for a visit to the Shaw Botanical
Gardens at st. Louis, going from there
to Indiana and Pittsburg before pro-
ceeding to Brooklyn to take up his
new work. He will be joined by his
family who have been in Indiana for
some weeks.
The following notice of one of
Brookings' citizens vas clipped from
the Lisbon, N. Oak, Free Press: IS.
H. Goodfellow of Brookings, S. D.,
but who has landed interests at Engle-
vale was a Lisbon visitor. Ye editor
exhanged some interesting reminiscent
ces with him about the old territorial
days and the former participants In
conventions"
Some of the incest South Dakota
apples we have eve seen were brought
to this office this week by w. H. H.
Phillips. In the lot were the Duchess,
Wealthy, Whitney and Hyslop and all
We're large, smooth and fine favored.
Mr.. Phillips states that they were an
unusually bountiful crop this year, and
they are certainly an excellent adver-
tisement for South Dakota as a fruit
growing state.
Mrs. Evelyn Pond who spent amonth
here visiting friends and looking after
property interests, departed Saturday
evening for Aberdeen and will go from
there to her home at Spokane, Wash.
At Aberdeen she will visit her daugh-
ter, Mrs. M. r. Hopkins, and while
there will celebrate her sixtieth birth
day.
The regular meeting of the Young
Woman's Missionary Society OF the
Methodist church will be held at the
church Monday evening, Sept. 2. All
young women are invited to attend.
The mite boxes will be opened and
money collected for the the purchase
of a sewing machine to be sent with
Mabel L. Eddy, a missionary to Cal
cutta, India.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. B. Johnson and Miss
Clara departed Sunday evening for
| Omaha to spend a few days with his
father and sister. They will proceed
from there to California, where they
will spend the winter, and will be To-
Gated temporarily at Monrovia. Miss
Clara has not been in the b>st of
health for the past few months and it
Is the hope Of her many friends in
Brookings that the fine climate of
California will be a benefit to her.
Score another victory for South Da-
kota and the city of Centerville. Last
week the Journal reported that Orrin
Paddock had topped the market with
four carloads of fat cattle, receiving
the record price of 1886 per hundred.
it being the third time in recent
weeks that South Dakota and this par
ticular vicinity had topped the Chi.
cago market. This week we can score
another record, as six carloads shipp-
ed from Centerville sold on the open
market Monday morning for 1910
making a new record price for fat
cattle for a period of ~ years last
past. These cattle we're fed aud
shipped by T. I. Gunderson, the we'll
known feeder and shipper Of Center
Vile. Its just another victory for
South Dakota grain and grasses. and
demonstrates what a be done with
scientific feeding and good judgment.
And 1t Is added glory for South Da-
kota. the city Of Centeryille and for
Mr.. Gunderscn.-Centerville Journal.
July rs. 1912.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

The Minnesota bar association at a
recent meeting declared against the
recall OF judges, probably because all
OF these lawyers hope to be on the
bench some day.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29
90

The latest problem In South Dakota
politics. says the Mitchell Republican,
Is to explain why a republican be-
comes a better republican by going
over to the democratic party.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

Boston and other large cities are
organizing societies for the suppression
of unnecessary noises. They should
get these in working order before the
opening Of the campaign,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

Candidate Wilson visited a baby
show in his home state last week, but
wisely refused to act as one of the
judges.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

The inquiry into the source of past
campaign funds of the republican
party will have a tendency TO make
this years campaign managers rather
particular as to the sources OF their
contributions.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

A Turner county candidate for the
legislature has already announced his
candidacy for speaker of the house.
'Twould be sad now IL he should fail
Of election.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

the past week and we take it as an
indication OF big business this fall.
It's time our local merchants were
waking up to this fact.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29
NEWS

This department Is edited by
Mrs Ria L. Ziegler and anyone
having social news OF interest will
confer a favor on the Register By
pheaIng Mrs. Ziegier. as.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-08-29

Fence repairing is going on apace
since the adjournment OF congress.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Thoroughly up.to-pate.

"Halloa!" Jeilison cried, as he en-
countered his acquaintance, Barwood,
in the street Thought you were get
ting married today. Postponed?'
Altogether" said Barwood. firmly.
Not even engaged now, them" pur-
sued Jellison.
mo. The lady / was to have mar
ried was too modern-too up-to-date
for me-"
"Up-to-date," The excuse astonish.
ed Jellison. How on earth"
Wrote her last Monday, saying
was coming to see her on Wednesday
You see, although we'd been engaged
for some time. l never formally pro
posed, and she seemed to want 1t. Sc
| went, on Wednesday-jus to satisfy
her within. as l thought. Got there
and found she had sold the rights oil
photographing me at the moment OF
proposing to a cinematograph com
pany.
THAT settled itl"--Tit Bits.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
FLIGHT OF TIME
German Scientists Advise the Eating
of Egg Shells by Those Who
Approach Old Age.

Two Germans, deep thinkers-Pro-
fessors Emmerich and Loewe-state
that egg shells eaten increase the
power of resistance against the with
ering blight of time," add weight 70
the body, activity to the brain and
strength to the heart; that they de-
stroy injurious bacilli. prevent inham-
nation and disease and lend courage
and energy This reminds me. Phil
ip Hale writes in the Boston Herald,
of the preparation advertised in Loil-
don thirty or more years ago as re-
moving superfluous hair, being an ex-
cellent substitute for table butter,
none genuine unless stamped on the
blade. Eustace Miles, the English
court tennis player and vegetarian.
says he had an old nurse who used
to eat egg shells and crunch them JOY
fully between the teeth that happened
to meet, and she said she ate the
shells because they shaved the hair
of inside of the throat" The discov-
cry of the German scientist is pc
culiarly welcome to jewellers by the
ocean, for it is a well known fact that
If you do not break egg shells the
witches will put out to sea in them TO
wreck vessels, and OF you burn the
shells the hens will cease to lay
Furthermore. as eggs are now absurd
ly high-even case eggs-in the neigh
borhOod 1t seems a pity to waste any
part of them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Farmers Educational
mi and Cooperative
I'LL Union of America
Matters q Especial MOmentto
J the Progressive Agriculturist

If the past year records failure,
why?
Time saved by letting a burdock
alone is time lost.
Alfalfa grows so fast that a lazy
man is not apt to like it.
Long finger nails are a poor recon-
mendation for a dairy hand.
The farmer who practices the gold
en- rule may gain the most gold
Doing wrong in a nice way is long
step toward doing it any old way.
If honesty always paid the best, in
coin, preaching would be superfluous.
However else you may cut ex-
penses. don't let your insurance lapse.
II you must get even with some
body, let it be the man who has done
you a favor
Bossism in politics is the spirit OF
feudalism, and blind partisanship is
simply vassalage.
There are a world of things that
would be different if you had made
them-but would they be better?
Forget all the evil people of his
tory, and remember the good ones
who have made the world better.
What a fine community you would
have If everyone told all the good
things he knows about his neighbors!
II some farmers would study their
business as eagerly as they study the
political situation they would die rich
Teaching agriculture in the schools
may be all right, but If anyone wishes
to learn how to farm, he will have to
go to the farm to learn IL.
Lawyers complain that business is
dull with them and getting duller
Ever read the fable of the man who
killed the goose that laid the golden
egg?
II you wish an auto or a gasoline
engine of any kind, don't let the fear
of shortage of gasoline keep you
from buying. There win be gasoline
In plenty for years to come.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
PIMPLES CAME IN BLoTcHES

Morrison, Tenn.-"For one year L
suffered from a very severe attack Of
acne or pimples. accompanied by
eczema. 1t first showed itself by the
formation of small red, rather hard
pimples which were not only disfigur-
ing, but were painful. They also ap-
peared on my neck and chest. Their
itching was often so intense as to
cause insomnia. and they very often
caused pain and burning. l tried sew
eral so called sure cure remedies,
but they did little or no good. Sew
eral months ago heard OF Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and wrote for a
sample.
II found them so soothing that l at
once purchased a twenty-five cent
cake of Cuticura Soap, and fifty
cent box of Cuticura Ointment. After
using them for about a month, all OF
the itching and the pimples had ca
tirely disappeared" (Signed) John
Finger, Dec. 30. 1911.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston"
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Wilson, Miner, the well-known
viveur, explained. on New York roof
garden, the origin Of the word toast"
-toasting a lady.
You will remember" he began.
that in olden times It was the Gus
tom to serve punch with toasted-that
Is to say, roasted--apples floating In
It. These apples were called the
toast. The toast-remember that
well, 1t happened at Bath one day
that a celebrated beauty stood in the
Cross Bath, surrounded by throng
Of admirers. and one OF these admir-
ers, intoxicated with admiration, took
glass of the water in which the
beauty stood, and holding 1t sloft.
drank her health. draining the water
To the last drop.
Beau Nash. who stood near by,
shouted:
at like not the punch. but would
l had the toast!'"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
PRIDE IN COMMUNITY SPIRIT
Efficient Leadership All That Is Need
ed in Many Cases to Make
Cooperation a Power.

The proper development of the
community spirit in a neighborhood
can have but one logical conclusion
Il will result in undoubted advantage.
The world in general has long since
realized the benefits of cooperation,
and In some respects this is true in
the farming world. Take some com
mon concrete instances seen in the
routine work o. the farm. BY trading
work during the threshing season,
each farmer has his grain threshed
with much less trouble to himself
than If he had to hire all the neces-
sary help. The oid-fashioned quilting
bee is another homely illustration OF
the spirit of cooperation. Farmer
Brown may exchange work with
Neighbor Jones in haying. These
simple instances are given little heed
by the average person, yet they show
that the spirit of cooperation exists
In every neighborhood. Many times
efficient leadership is all that is need
ed to make this fact of cooperation
a power for good in developing a
strong community spirit.
There is a part Of township In
southern Iowa that shows the results
of one mans leadership in establish
ing a community spirit. This man
has always had as much work to do
as any of his neighbors. He never
theless found time TO Keep the half
mile of road adjoining his farm drag
ged. no matter how busy he was. The
weeds in and along this stretch OF
road were moved regularly. The
weeds along the fence rows were kept
moved and the corners cleaned of
rubbish. The fences were kept in
good repair. The liberal use of paint
made the house and barn attractive.
A well kept lawn and premises made
the place particularly attractive as
compared with the other farms. The
work this man Gid was pioneer work,
but It was pioneer work that paid
The visitor in that neighborhood to
day can scarcely fail to be impressed
by the air of neatness and prosperity
that peryades the whole community
The community spirit of pride in
the appearance of the farm was de
veloped through the silent yet effec
tive work of one man. The instance
given could be duplicated in one way
or another in many communities. The
spirit may be shown in the develop
ment of a certain type of grain or Of
live stock. In a certain county Of
Wisconsin the Guernsey breeders are
proud of the high-producing herd:
that have been developed. No MAJ
can live long in that neighborhooC
and be contented with a low-produc
ing herd In this instance the commu
nifty spirit has worked untold good fol
the dairy interests. The community
spirit makes for better farming anC
for more proft-Orange Judd Farm
l or
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Rock Phosphate.

One dollar invested in rock phos-
plate, according to experiments at the
Ohio station, returns $4.S5. This is on
soil deficient In phosphorus and of a
type common throughout the corn
belt. The same series Of experiments
showed that 40 pounds of rock phos.
plate, costing IL cents. added 81 to
the value of a ton of manure. And
stall manure has proved to be worth
76 cents more per ton in crop results
than yard manure.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Good Work of Squirrels.

The squirrels of the United States
rank as natures most important
chestnut. hickory and walnut tree
planters. Contrary to common belief.
they do not lay up their winter store
of nuts in mass; instead, each nut
is buried separately, and since they
never need one-tenth of the provender
they store, what they do not con-
sumo terminates. and in this manner
we get the uniform nut tree forests.
which otherwise grow in clusters un-
der the parents tree where nuts fall.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Rose Pastor Phelps Stokes, in an
address on behalf of New York coun-
tryweek charity, told quaint story
"A little slum GIRL she said, stood
for the first time in her life in barn
yard-a genuine, old-fashioned barn
yard with its ricks. its lazy cows, Its
plows and harrows. and what-not.
"The slum child drank it all in de
lightedly, then gasped half to herself;
An jest look at the chickens
all runnin' around raw,"-Washington
Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Don't Take Calomel
Bonds Pills Are Better.

They do not sicken or grippe.
They do not tear you to pieces"
They do not leave you constipated-
They are small. mild. effective. Why
waste time and money on unknown
and expensive purgatives?
Just take one Bonds PHI at bed
time for that headache. biliousness.
torpid liver, etc., and wake up WE'LL
All Druggists. Csc. or send to Bonds
Pharmacy Co., Little Rock, Ark.
A free sample on request. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Cooperation Is Key.

Observers have often declared that
the Danish farmer is the most sue
cessful business man among the farm
ing class of the world. This is said
to bed ue to the remarkable system of
cooperation which gives the Danish
farmer a political supremacy and
consequent generous government aid
to agriculture.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Taking Shop.

Hewitt see that when our writer
friend was married nobody was al
lowed to kiss the bride.
Jewett-How was that?
Hewitt-At the wedding reception
he put up card reading "All rights
reserved" ].
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Anchors Of Good Farming.

Beef. bacon and butter are the
sheet anchors of good farming. and
still some OF our men on land. who
think they are farming, b. all three
of these soil-building pre- sts, and
sell soil-robbing products to get the
money TO pay for them with.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
A ParadosleaI Ballot.

7 should think the women voting
IN the new suffrage states would
strike one obstacle"
What is that?"
How can the matrons of a party
cast theirlmaiden voter"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

If YOUR appetite is not what it should be
perhaps Malaria is developing II affects
the whole system 0XIDINE will clear
away the germs. rid you Of Malaria and
generally improve your condition. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Selling the Opportunity.

She-old Mr.. Steiner told me he
would marry me at once II he were
t%enfy-hve years younger.
He-Why, that would be just my
She-Aeh. this is so sudden-Ex-
change.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
COLD FLOODED AND

Chills. Rev. James Reed. GAINESVILLE. Tex, wrote:
Il have used Your Cheat hams chill Tonic In my
family and can recommend II 10 everyone Affected
Of her remedies failed. Price So. Sold and guar
anieed 0y an dealers; Al Richards Medicine Co.,
sherman. Texas Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Sweeplno Statement.

"scriblets is going to quit being
press humorist"
did he tell you that?"
mo, but he said he was not going to
write any more jokes about mothers
in-law, bald headed men, women's
hats, intoxicated husbands and family
fights"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Not Successful.

Mrs Knicker-Why don't you go
to the market yourself?
Mrs Bocker-No. indeed; that's just
the way Jack told me he lost his
money.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Gropino.

What is Miss Hammerah trying to
play on the piano."
In the Shadow"
i thought she seemed to be hav-
ing some difficulty in finding the right
keys"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
How About This?

Geese are supposed to be symbolic
of all that is foolish"
We'll. go on"
But you never see an old gander
hoard up a million kernels of corn and
then go around trying to mate with
gosling."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Wasted Enerey.

Nimrod Just back from fishingl
II got this string in less than an
hour
Nimrod's Wise Wife There's fish
store nearer than that, John.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Regular practicing physicians recommend
and prescribe oXIDINE for Malaria. be-
cause u IS q proven remedy by years of ex-
perienee. Keep bottle in the medicine
enest and administer at first sign Of Ckills
and Fever. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

As summer tonic there is no medicine
that quite compares with OXIDINE. IL not
only builds up the system. but taken reg
ularly. prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste
less formula at Druggists. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Chimmie-Hey, Maggie. hold dis
bag O. peanuts fer me fer minute
here comes a poor relation O. minel-
Life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
The STYLE Of II.

How do they serve meals from
that lunch wagon?"
Il suppose they serve them a la
cart"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
n Depends.

DO you think wife should go
through her husbands pockets?"
"Yes-if there's anything in EN-"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Many fellow fails to hit the bulls
eye in the big shoot because he has
wasted all his ammunition in practice
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

A great majority of summer ills are
due to Malaria in suppressed form. Las
situde and headaches are but two symp-
toms. 0XIDINE eradicates the Malaria
germ and tones up the entire system. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Mrs wiuslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethiug. softeDs the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, DC bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

One way to hold mans interest is
to take a mortgage on his property.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Smile on wash dav That's when you use
Red Cross Ball Blue. Clothes winter than
snow. All grocers. ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

The principal difference between
sr dog and thoroughbred is that
me cur can pick his own living.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

People who are crippled in the head
get less sympathy than any other Grip
pies
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

ITCH Relieved in 80 Minutes.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds OF
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Rudeiy interrupted.
This is the parting of the ways
Who lett the switch open?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

The White Roy-Humph Why don't
you tight?
The Moke-Cause draws de white
line. OATS why.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

The average girl can love almost
any one-except stepfather
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Many a woman would be willing to
trade a million-dollar husband for
ten-thousand-a-year alimony.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
signature Sss5l '' Of &>HzZIzm
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

Many a pretty woman is merely a
bunch OF pride. pretense and practice
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD yr THE sY SYST 20
c rs s Soa lnow sSs. you are sIns
The formula Is plainly printed on every bottle.
form. and the most erertuai form. For grown
people and children. 60 cents. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
No. $50

mas IS prescription prepared especial
y Tor Chills and Fever. Five or six doses
VII break any case of Chills and Fever,
snd u taken then as tonic the Fever will
not return. 1t acts on the liver better than
~aiofnel and does not grippe or sicken. 25c.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25

The Anxious Seat.
Father-Johnny go fetch me my
slipper
Johnny (nervously)--Do you want
both of them ore only one. dad?-Ex-
change.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-10-25
Raw Chickens.

Color more goods brighter and faster col
dye any garment without ripping apai