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air are renewed, while IN the later $50
cubic inches OF air may be renewed.
Deep breathing. therefore. ventlll:es the
lungs freely. 1t IS like opening all the
doors and windows OF house GO let
the air come In plen:ifully and freely
During the deep breathing exercise "A
much larger quantity OF blood than or
dinar!ly becomes laden with oxygen.
The rod blood cells then carry the oxy-
gen in large quantity to all the tissues
and organs OF the body, energ!zing and
inv!gorating them AMI giving :hem new
health and life. Tho welfare OF the
whole body depends upon the Nsllbeln8
of all Its parts. In this manner deep
breathing, exercised daily. will add to
ones health and prolong life.
The exercise Of deep breathing should
be taken either in the open air or be-
fore an open window; and the method
OF proceeding Is as follows: Stand
erect with arms suspended alongside Of
the body Begin to inhale slowly AMI
and at the same time raise the arms
from the side OF the body. BY tbs
time the lungs have become completely
filed the hands should meet behind
and above the head. This y followed
by a slow expiration. and by the time
tho air has been fully expired the arms
are allowed to return to their original
position. This should be repeated for
from Ave TO ten minutes and the sxer-
else taken mornings and evenings.
To be In good health and to add ten
years to your life take deep breathing
exercises. They vontilate the lungs.
oxygenate the blood to the fullest pos
eible capacity. keep the Tissues and Or
gans Of tho body in sound condition,
and thereby maintain health and pro-
long life.
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Copyright 1919. b. The.
PINK RIBBONS!
scene: A subway car.
Character. Mr.. and Mn. Brown.


Character: Mr.. and Mn. Brown.
n HRS. flaming herselO-Awfully
M stuffy in these trains. isn't 1t?
AVA Mr.. b. (optimistically)--Wh
think It's much better since they put
fans In all the cars.
Mrs. b. (bound to be miserabls)-what
good do they do? Just blow around the
same old vitiated air that's being
breathed by thousands of people!
MIG. b. mot TO be downed)-Well. be
thankful something's blowing-its bet
ter than that still sickness!
Mrs. B. (grimly)-Regular mdcrobs In
cubator. this place! What do You bet
there's a million microbes In this car?
Mr.. b. (cheerfully)-But they're not
the kind that bite!
Mrs b. lin a terrible volce)-Are you
trying TO be funny, may ask7
Mr. b. (meekly)--Not guilty. But
what's the use of making yourself mis-
cradle when you can't do anything to
better matters7
Mrs. b. mot having any argumsn,
handy)-Oh. you make me sick!
"A heavy silence prevails for two stations.)
Mrs. b. (suddenly)-Ses that woman
fined at first glance. but Just look at the
ribbon IN her underwear. Pink. iou
know no refined person wears pink In
underwear any more. Whites the thing
whites refined.
Mr.. H. (dreamily)-say. Mary. where
do you see that ribbon?
Mrs. d. dmpatiently)--Why through
her waist OF course-her waists thir
enough TO see anything through. She
might as we'll not have any waist on.
| Mr.. r. troubled)-Isn't II funny
can't see as plainly as that. Mary?
Mrs. b. (suddenly)-oh. say. look a
that man. Now. you see a man with
style like that can wear a black ant
white checked suit and look like some
thing in IT, You look like a dissipate<
sausage In yours. hate to tell you
but YOU DO.
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msntA too. but he thought better than
to voice them.
oh. don't leave mo now" walled Mrs.
Omission stand by mo in my trou-
bles. Mrs. Jarri ia do a. much for you.
II 1t were your husband that We were
aftsrv
Mr.. Jar gave Q yearning look At
train on the other track that was
headed for New York: and for ono wild
moment felt like making . rush for It
and putting Mrs. Dinkston to tho test.
But he hesstatsd. Why get into more
trouble. no thought-and the opportunity
and the train to New York were gone.
I'm sure this man Omission would
como back ~ soon as he got hungry"
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n n RS. JARR, being . married lady.
nj had helped other women who
~'> were hunting for husbands-Mrs.
Jarr's friends may remember the names
Of . few she helped in these hunts-but
this was tho first time she ever had as
sisted in hShtins a husband after the
fact.
Hence. the further she got into the In
terror Of New Jersey with Mira Dinkston
ana Mr.. Jarr in the looking up Of Mrs.
Omissions husband. Mr.. Michael AN
cello Dinloston formerly Of Brooklyn.
but now q real hermiD. the more irasc!-
Bile Mira. Jarr became.
There isn't much xest in recapturins
wild animal. There isn't a sreat
amount OF interest In bringing back q
married man.
I'm sure I'm silly to 30 to this much
trouble on your account" she said to
Mrs, Omission. as tho search party
alighted NJ a small suburban town on
the Erie These were Mr.. Jarr's senti-
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have him arrested" said Mrs. Jarr.
But this Is another State" remarked
Mr. Jarr. II think we'd have to have
a requisition."
"A req,Msitionv shifted Mrs. Jarr.
We'll reQuisition him! Isn't this his
wife?"
They got in . carriage and rode to
a summer hotel far out of the small
New Jersey town. And the landlord
came down from his roost on the porch
to greet them.
How many rooms and how Iongr
he asked.
Mrs. Jarr elected herself spokesman.
We've Just come TO look over the
place." she said. rs It true you have .
hermit?"
ment for an up-to-date summer resort"
answered the landlord. I'VE have a
bathroom. open all during the bathing
season. milk and fresh canned vegeta-
bles every day from New York. and the
best hermit In this part Of tho coun-
try"
Lead US to him." said Mr.. Jar.
II amt got time" said the landlord.
but az you'll foller the path at the
hack Of the hotel about half q mile into
the woods you'll find him at his shacx.
I! This Is a genuine hermit. He amt like
some OF the hermats that have to work
around the stables and wait on the
table; he don't do anything else but
work at his trade of hermitting. And
he's an experienced and practical her
init. He amt one Of them non-union
recluses or correspondence school
ltaught-by-mail hermits"-
But Mrs. Omission and the Jars were
on their way and did not listen to hear
more but hurried away to find the
capable anchorite: leaving the landlord
to quote to the empty air regarding the
| attractions of this resort.
The search party found Mr.. Omission,
unshaven and unshorn. seated on a
messy stump that he had Just finished
unholstering with lichen that very morn
| Ing,
"Anselow cried Mrs. Dinskton. and fell
to kissing him and crying.
H . s.sr A r: ss;:T io Il Ts.: 'a 'd
began tho hermit.
"Oh. cut It OUT" snarled Mr.. Jarr.
Here's your wife and we've brought
you some clothes and a safety razor and
a scissors to cut your hair
II 'til y: r.s, T., Of TrS; they .cEht
replied Mr.. Dinskton. rolling up mis-
eyes.
Mrs. Jarr said nothing for a moment.
She opened the wallis. and took out the
scissors.
Wen hold him." she said resolutely.
Mr. Jarr and I will hold him. and you
cut of his hair and whiskers. That will
change his tune. A hermit can't hold his
position long II his hair and whisksrs
are short"
And. At,ils the hermit Of the Mountain
View House squ!rmed ana protested.
hey barbsrsd HIN by force.
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slight piece of water with oysters in
Il and some asparagus. The latter 4. a
plant that comes up ahead OF other
green stun in tho spring and tastes good
II cooked properly.
~ wish Charles Hopkins Clark.
w the editor OF the Hartford Cour-
ant, would come to town in his
automobile the day after Dccoration
Day and see what will be left, OF tho
state Highwayman's new Post Road
me highwayman or somebody Is sprlnk-
ing water on the road daily. The wet
streak Is to show passersby where tho
thoroushfare once was
TINE pond is full OF lively young
hsh. They frisk and spatter In
the moonlight and enliyen Its sill
yer surface. Perhaps some OF them will
live TO grow UP and be big enough 10
tell about when they are caught. We
hope so.
A LONE carnivorous crow has been
"A numbering the tender little birds
Just Matched ont and creating
panic in the winged tribes lie swoops
down on nest and picks a featherless
wight In MS big black beak ana sails of
to devour the tender morsol. TIE robins
and other song birds can only lament
In despair. but the blackblrds are atter
the seoundrel The other day Arty OF
more In screaming flock chased and
fought him across the sky. but he never
dropped his prey. Like many very smar,
people. the crow Is unprinclpled. A
tame crow is the blggest kind OF a
nuisance, but can be made TO say small!
words like papa and mamma.<if mis-
tongue Is sl.tted.
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The Jars Go on a Hermit Hunt.
Ever Try It7 It's Grand Sport.

grumbled Mrs Jarr. II know We are
going to all this trouble for nothing.
He knows you have work and can sup
port him. doesn't her"
II wrote him go" whispered Mrs.
Dinkston. 'Ive an engagement to
write . series Of articles on The Vote
for Women and How II Makes for
Happy Homes'-with statistics to show
there are fewer divorces In the States
where there 10 equal franchise. But
that seems to make no difference.
Somebody must be feeding him."
well. let's get to where he L. and
get It over with. Mr.. Jarr will make
him come home with US. And II he
doesn't come we'll get a constable and
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Asked q Favor.

n IKE CUNNINGHAM, . Chicago character.
M got . Job As s;asehand at one Of the Chi
Ava cago vaudeville theatres. In his first week
Il fell TO him to don q policeman's uniform. and
At the conclusion Of one OF the scenes In q com
edy sketch he had to chase q comedy tramp across
the stage meanwhile brandishing a big club.
On Wednesday night he went to the dressing
room OF the comedian and said:
Say, do me q favor will your"
what 10 III" asked the actor.
when chase you acrost the stage to-night let
me keteh you and beat you up" said Mike. MY
mothers out front in the udieneeF'-saturday
Evening Post.
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Unnecessary.

II was the anniversary Of his youns soma h,,A.
day, and the proud father. who fdt thst h
ought to give the lad somsthns. asppe ~
bookseller's shop.
What kind Of book would vsu ~ ~.
asked the assistant, TO whom ~ Other had ear.
fidci his purpose
6omsthins thst would b uss1sa s.d sdu,s,v. .
said the father. foHsstsins that = elvssv Is1s.s
such book n ~ eva boyhooA
Halp.'"
"sd6 Hslprs $500 ~ -.
need anything q tAaI ~, k ~
him u he &aAg tahasr-00 S6uS
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- sumption OF the lungs. This
IL neither because the germ OF con-
sumption respects the singers art nor
because It 10 charmed into a state OF
harmlessness by the magic OF song.
1t Is In all human probability due to
the fact that persons who are in the
habit Of singing daily. whether from
choice or necessity. are forged. in the
very act of singing. to take deep
breathing exercises. 1t Is the deep
breathing. the taking In OF free sup
ply Of oxygen into the lungs. that Is
inimical to the growth. development
and multiplication of the germs which
bring about consumption. Those who
do not or cannot sing. therefore. should
take deep breathing exercise daily In
order to maintain health and prolong
life.
BY deep breathing exercise Is meant
the slow and forcible inspiration or
breathing In Of air into the lungs to
their fullest capacity, followed by a
slow and forcible expiration or breath
ing out of air from the lungs until no
more air can be forced out. Physiolo-
gists teach US that curing the ordinary
act OF breathing only 30 cubic inches Of
air are exchanged or respired.
When the act OF inspiration Is forced
an additional 100 cubic inches of air
can be taken In; while when the expi-
ration Is forced an additional 100 cubic
inches of air can be breathed out. It
is thus easily seen that Abe difference
between the ordinary breathing and
tho exercise Of deep breathing is this:
In the former only 30 cubic inches Of
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Ps and Qs.

xSDisHoP LOGAN HERBERT ROOT.
n Hankow," ssid n New Tori si,l; ma.
eordins 10 the Philadelphia i.,is,r. o.
be profoundly Interested IN the Chlrcqc re,rin
bishop Root stands vcry high with the La,a
Chinese.
He once told me tina. when he ns. We, >.
China he had good deal OF difficulty in ,tipsy
berins faces. He mentioned this df.icui,y Ia !,
mandarin. He said.
I'm getting over II now: but in the hpgirrlr,
here In llankow you all looked as Ike as two nea,
Two peas" said the intelligent mandsrln
smiling. But why not say two queust "
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RECOGNIZED the Portrait.

THE teacher was earnestly trying to picture the
outcome Of lazinss and iilenes. lie drew
terrible picture Of the hsbitusl loafer. the
man who hates work. and his ultimate fate.
"Now. Chs,lis." cie continued tH.a little boy
who had been boxing out OF the window and
whose mind was far from the lesson Of the hour
tel me who Is the vyetched, miserable individual
VIII gets Clothes food and lodging and sivss
nosa.ng In return"
Charlis's face glowei.
"Flease. sir" lie ,epl!ei. "the Saby"--House-
keepeY
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HELP FOR THE HARD HIT.

0HE Russian who lot . fortune Of $4,000
devoted to helping bankrupt business and their dest
- tute dGughss not crazy her relatives would
like to prove her.
Wisely carried out her idea might be excellent
w1 H.. ,. .o., 4, b -r ~ir,,. - ..,.s,4.,. 80 s
wall, perhaps BY faut Of their own whom very little hsp
Of crash end disgrace might dsd into
d*smoother Of seadier and selfrepsctp
Worse st who has not young gs brought up every
M and protection with ssy and GIT ssrianc
denly pitched haplssy into tho struggle Of life from the
the family fortunesf
10 such dsugh&es Of str % Russian hoped bring
hdp in getting ready for sehsupporting oocupshous
soning the Of rahne and mprudsnce even in
WHIST thin benefsceo called u" ua competitive age" dangerous
bness Administered wisely and without publicity, however this
fund might bring many unfortunate bankrupt hope better
sN nny innocent and bewdered child seadyng hand and
. ss6s start.
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MENDiNC BAD WAYS.

GOOD piece of this city has had for many
IA day Borough President McAneny that Canal
- - street west Of Broadway will be rcpaved with the Liverpool
type of close fitting small granite blocks set lasting foundation
Better than the improvement of Canal street itself the hint
that the will fix standard for the rest Of the
city, the standard Of pavement begins climb asphalt
likely to follow!
Not many weeks ago Mayor Gaynors Committee Pvemens
made scang report the condition of New York streets
II the a a
civilization authorities, Nep
York n That
Nn~tstakabIe doubt
And after pointing that New Yorks pavemens and al
have been very inferior those of rscass cities Europe
ne Committee declared:
There
4
That New York waking up its backwardness and casting
ssaybody.
The Pavement Committee perfectly plain in stating the
for tho present condition Of New York streets:
W
sp1vovsd modern ~sAods pev1n0 carried places
RsstrtSsVs spscttooho~ especially rsourds ophoH
- espheIs xonAata~
most significant
apparent rcdns. Of the city authorities to try the
OF rs tested European type Of pavement
hopeful sign chat thin particular lind Of provncasm" wearing
ngness profit the experience Of other cities building deep
and firm extend 10 a and t New York may presently
have streets smooth end permanent . those Of London Berlin
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inc turtle crAWls out OF tho
mud and roosts upon some
~, convenient log 10 sun himself
II II is shining. The turtle Is
I, I. one of our best behaved native citizens,
a. even ~ II tolls not and neither does It
rVSrpin. like many OF our humans. The
Bible alludes to the voice OF the turtle
being heard IN the land. but personally
We never heard one sing 1t 10 not really
- NECESSARY that our turtles should sing
rsrfnow that Frank Seymour has got his
"a gramophone fixed SO II goes as well as
- ever and fills the pond with melody
oft In the Silly night.
A THOUGH told not to by the edi-
~ tor OF the Greenwich News. the
NJ young Republicans had a dinner
at the Indian Harbor Yacht Club FRI
~ day night and listened 10 words of wis.,
dom from Ebenezer John Hiil. our Con-
e. gressman from Norwalk, who had also
/. been told to stay away and not speak TO
anybody In Horseneck except II. Jay
and Jim. they being the regular organi-
zation. We do not know why Ebenezer
Y John disregarded the orders OF the ed!-
tor Perhaps he did not notice them.
y The editor OF the Greenwich News runs
~ a good paper. but It would be better II
he took his collar OF!
w WILLIAM PECK accosted us on
4 M the highway the other day 10
re w say no had learned that our
neighbor. Col. Roosevelt OF Oyster Bay.
5uot across the Sound. was running for
President again II seemed TO US before
William spoke about II that there was
considerable noise over that way. Oyster
Bay 10 small town named after &
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No Close Friends.

n n IKE DoOLEY Is the man who was diseov'
IVJ cred sound asleep bsilnd his bar with a
AVA club in his hand. He had zen "sittin'
there wsitin' for . rat"
Doolsy 10 10 much Of q card that eIcuusons
have been organized TO cali upon him. Vacant
Afternoons when Tom Hsnfon Int reading EN-.
srson and Smiley Oorbstt isn't taking . oornst
lesson they drop IN upon him with viatou from
oo.si:s,
..as Af.ayaoon TIA, hal txo usn In tov and
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One on the Teacher.

"W/ IT Ne. you ma, correct The 'sn'..s..
ina am" VIZ" ~
you do mott"
mo. maam; It's correct sometimes, snyws-.
WIN you give me an instance in wlA.h /, 4,
used corrctlyi"
fes'm. Where was At . o'clock 4. ,.rI.
aftsrnoonr Chicago Tribune
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RANCE pertubed became tho number her Young men
entering the military schools Is falling off rapidly while the
number Of those training for the sage going up by leaps
and bounds The result Paris it, that there at this
moment bou twelve hundred too few army and about
twelve thousand too many actors"
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The Days Good Stories


sought Miles, place.
"Mr. Doolsy." be sid. II vast 700 = osa
George Weldon OF New Yok and PhnRs Han
Of Australia"
They're turritay scatthsrsd." said Ah.-Oh.
cago Evening Post
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How to Add Ten
Years to Your Life
'"D1HI"Hs Oo
To PrOlOng Life Take Deep BREATHING Exercise.
BY J. A. Husik, NJ. D.

T is a noted fact that those
persons who are singers by
profession rarely develop pull
monary tuberculosis or con-
euupftan ~ tba lungs This
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Cos Cob Nature Notes

LIS 10 the time Of year when
the turtle crawls out of the
mud and roosts upon some
convenient log TO sun himself
40 a., a. ,htp,p1 The ttrtla IA
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-13
POLITICS A GAME.

Does seem funny that the man
t D.. d-1us his hat IN the ring and
l.a.s his enemies To a fraEzle and
feels auHy when he gets through with
is s.uut. should have been shocked
because President Tafs campaign
manager happened 20 refer to politics
ss game. charging that Roosevelt
end his managers We're trying ia
change the rules while the game was
ou.
The public must recognize that the
insurgents. with Roosevelt at their
head. are playing = high old game with
pretexrs if NOT with cards, and Teddy
knows how to play the game as well
a. any man 200 the country, He says
all the politicians are against him.
hut the major politician, the Colonel
himself. has solicited his managers
end ali his Ileuteuants FOR their poliu-
cal shrewduess and pull. The poliu-
cal machine he IS capable of building
up IS not lkcly 10 he second to
The machine now iu power.
The game IS on and the Colonel IS
playing g with keeuer knowledge
ur &c than bis 1ij friend, William How
ard Taft and should he succeed in
barring him nom the White house
ra vu privately inform his friends
DIS achievement S great and he is
feeling 1a'g
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-13
LIE REPusLlcAN oeAN

It Is generally admitted that Presi-
dent Taft has no standing as a poll
-Irisn and cannot command the ef-
frontery % publicly blow his own
horn.
The Springfield Republican, which
Is the abIest independent paper Of the
country. has suggested that the re-
publican campaign cry should be
Taft and safetyiF There is nothing
he matter with this proposed slogan,
but citizen Of Springfield. who voted
FOR The reelection of Lincoln, asks
that the campaign CRY be made Taft,
With safe ana sane progress!"
Either rairing cry is good enough.
and either one might prove to be ef-
fect.Fe. When records are c0ntrasted
Taft win not suffer by comparisons.
In four wears he has forced the trusts
70 dissolve while iu the seven years
NJ The vocal trust-buster more trusts
were organized than in any seven
years of the country's history
r. makes no difference who the re-
ruhl.cans finally select. the truth must
be told and the party must stand be-
fore the people with all the disclos-
urcs which have been forced TO the
light by Colonel Roosevelt's conduct.
President Taft is no trickster. He
IS not announcing that he viii see
anybody ] want TO at any time,"
Tho trusts and the soreheads are all
against him and he confidently relies
upon the wor-hiness Of his record and
fre confidence u the people in him
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-13
REQUESTED TO STAY

While Michael Kenealy, the able
manager of the republican state cen
tral committee of Connecticut has
been reselute in his determination to
manage no more political campaigns,
It is gratifying to hear that President
Taft recognizes his value as a man
eger and has requested him to re-
B,ain. ana it is probable that he may
remain
The New Haven Journal Courier
saysi ''Mr I<enealy has been chosen
chairman Of the Stamford delegation
to the state convention and all are
Taft men.
There has never been any question
but that Connecticut would be for
Taft There was just a ripple last
week when the Citizens league of
New Haven declared for Mr. Roose-
Welt The league. however, is not a
very important organization; It is lit
lie knewn. and is not expected to cut
much of a figure In state politics. The
news that Mr. Kenealy has been re-
quested by the president to continue
at the head of the republican organ
liza alton is a splendid tribute to his
ability and executive capacity sas a
campaign manager. 1t would not sur
Prise those Gu the inside to see Mr.,
Kerealy rewarded by an important
appointment some of these days"
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1912-03-13
A FEW COLLEGE DoN,Ts.

The college girls have q keen sense
Of humor as Is shown by 4 list of
Dents which the Girls of Wellesley
have made up and printed; and which
will smuse readers everywhere Ii
their oddity and wisdom. These are
i've of them;
Don't kiss each other in the public
highways. It's awful to see a woman
doing a mans work.
Don't chew candy on the streets,
II you must chew, try the rag,
Don't be freak. The squirrels
have enough nuts TO attend TO now.
Don't study too hard. Folks may
think you are preparing to earn your
own living,
Don't flirt with the handsome fell
low Ia the village, His wife may not
like it,
These bits Of practical advice might
find profitable Judgment elsewhere,
They are good to laugh over. and bet
ter rigidly observed