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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
POSLiM BRINGS
SKIN HEALTH
AND COMFORT

Poslam and Poslam Soap mean last
ing skin health and comfort to all who
are afflicted with any annoying or dis
figuring skin disease. These troubles
cause acute distress. particularly in hot
weather when bodily comfort is di Is cult
under best conditions. Itching stops
when Poslam is applied, irritation is
subdued. angry skin is comfOrted. Rest
full sleep may be enjoyed. The complete
cure of eczema, acne, all eruptiOns,
itching troubles, sunhuTn, stings, scalds,
and every form Of skin ailment Is easily
accomplished by this perfect remedy.
POslam Soap. besides assisting in the
work of healing. should be used daily
for its many benefits to the skin, wheth-
er or not disease is present. Best for
baby's bath; absolutely pure; soOthes
tender skin; never irritates.
a J. Ricss. y. NJ Steiner, II. o. Rolls
and all druggists sell Poslam Soap
tpriCe so CentSJ. For free samples,
write to the Emergency Laboratories, 81
West Twenty-hfth street, New York
city.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
IN HONOR OF MISS cLEMANN.

MISS LOUISE KLOCKAU LAST
night entertained / girls at a show
er in honor of Miss Anna Clemann,
a bride of next week. The dining
room was prettily decorated in pink
hearts and carnations. The wedding
colOrs, pink and green, were also car
ried out in the three course luncheon.
After the lunch the bride-elect was
told to 90 TO the end of the rainbow
which was suspended between the
two rooms where she found a large
green basket containing cut glass,
hand painted china, etc. Hearts
were played at which Mrs. Henry
Witt of Davenport and Miss Alma
Bloomberg won head prizes and Miss
Clara Schneider consolation. Miss
Clemann becomes the bride of Will
liam Orth of Davenport next week.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
,oice of s45 to S85 Suits at Less Than Half Price
If You Eat You Need "Digestit''
The New Relief for INDIGESTION

1t has been stated that more than
S0,O00,O0O people in the United
States are victims of some form OF
indigestion. The American people
do not take time enough to eat. The
result is stomach distress, gas, belch-
ing, Indigestion and dyspepsia.
''Digestit" is the new reller-it has
been found a certain, quick and per-
E.anent remedy. Thousands of peo-
pie have found relief from its use.
Their own statements on file in our
office are proof. You can try It for
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
WAHLHElM-YQUNG.

THE CHICAGO EXAMINER OF
This morning says:
The marriage OF Miss Agnes Young,
daughter Of John Peter Young, Alb
Wabash avenue, and Felix Matthew
WahIhoim Of Rock Island, Ill, will be
celebrated this morning at 9 o'clock
az the home of the brides father, the
Rev. Bernard Springmeier officiating.
The maid of honor will be Miss Alma
T. Young Miss Matilda Wahlheim
and Elizabeth c. Young will be the
bridesmaids. Joseph p. Young and
Paul -Tmber vii be best men.
The rides gown will be cream satin
chiffon. trimmed with point lace. She
will carry a shower bouquet OF lilies
of-the-yailey and roses. The maid OF
honor will wear pale green satin, with
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

largest number of members the cred
its of the other side overbalanced
that number. The losing side will en-
terrain the winning side July I, but
the form of the entertainment is TO
remain a secret
Miss Julia Russ was in charge of the
program OF the evening which was:
Song, White Robbon, society.
Scripture Reading.
Violin, ''Valse Venitienne, Op. 4,
iRinguet)-MissH Helen Hermann.
Reading, When Dorothea Voted,
read in two parts by Misses Anna
Berger and Mabel Sundehn.
Vocal, Goodbye Sweetheart, Good
bye, Miss Alice Swami.
Reading, angels in Disguise, -
Miss Nannette Robb.
Piano, Valse, op ca, No. 1,(Chopin)
Miss Julia Russ.
4 social time followed and the hos
tess served lunch. Miss Hazel Berg
strom will be the hostess in July and
Miss Eta Rogers will be the leader.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

the ceremony, her sister, Miss Maud
PhIlbrOOk, sang The Queen of the
Earth, by Giro Pinsuu, accompan-
led by her sister, Miss Alma Phil
brook, the latter playing the bridal
chorus from LUhengrin as the we'd
ding march A pretty feature of the
ceremony was the shOweriug OF the
bride with rose leaves by her sisters
and brothers Immediately after the
ceremony. The bride wore a beauti-
full gown of white embroidered mar
guisette over satin. trimmed IN real
lace. She wore the full length veil
which was held AT the hair with lilies
of the valley and was also caught up
with the lilies Her flowers were a
shower bouquet VI lilies of the valley
and sweet peas. The wedding com
pauy numbered 80 ana included these
out OF town guests. Mrs w. J. Mis-
kelly and son. David, Mr.. and MIS-.
samuel MIskelly, MT. and Mrs. Henry
Miskelly and baby, all of Chicago,
and Mr.. and Mrs W. 3. NoOu OF
Duargo, ILL., The ceremony was fol-
lowed by buffet luncheon, the din
ing room carrying out the wedding
or.ors. pink and white, with sweet
peas and roses. Mr.. and Mrs. Mis-
kelly lett last night for Trenton, No,
where they will make their home.
Tie bride wore as a travelling gown
. Norfolk suit of linen trimmed in
Alice blue. with hat TO match.
Mr.. Miskclly was Tor two years
connected with the Rock Island s
Peoria railway I'm the signal depart
u,rr in this city and now holds the
ra,iton Of assistant accountant in
,h, signal department with the
Rock Island al Trenton. His
bride graduated from the local higl
school class Of 1905 and since tina
time has been at home. Another
pretty feature Of the day was th'
awakening of the hride-to-be earl.
yesterday morning with a serenade b.
her sisters who Joined in singing IN
bridal chorus from the Rose Maid
e." The bride was recipient Of
very large number Of beautiful gift
including @ set Of dishes painted b.
her husband and loutered IN free Ean'
ny him.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
Observation-Disclosures.

MISS NETTIE ELIZABETH PHIL
crook, daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. L. L.
phil0rook, y2l Fourteeutu-aud-a-ha half
street, and John MlskelIy OF Chicago
we're united In marriage last night at
O'Clock az the home OF the brides
parents. The ring ceremony was
performed by Rev X. G.. Pearcc. The
bridal couple was unattended The
ceremony took place In the back par
Tor which had been converted into a
bower OF Ereeuery and flowers. In
the bay window OF the room the linz
proyised altar was erected. made of
ferns. smi,lN. pink and white sweet
poas and roses. The bride entered alone,
through an aisle formed OF pink and
white ribbons held by her brothers.
Leroy and Gale. and she was met az
the altar by the groom. Just before
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

yourself without any risk-if II
fails to give you absolute satisfac-
ton your money will be returned.
"Digestit" is a little tablet easy TO
swallow and absolutely harmless. It
relieves indigestion almost instantly,
stops food fermentation. prevents
distress after eating and cures dys-
pepsia. You need it even though
ycu are not sick-it aids digestion
and gives you all the nourishmenc
from your food-50 cents. Ask at
the Harper House pharmacy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
FORWARD SOCIETY.

THE FORWARD SOCIETY OF
Grace Lutheran church met with Miss
Jennie Sandberg at 3OS Fifth avenue,
Moline, last night. At the business
session il was decided to hold
the annual picnic at the Watch
Tower inn next Friday evening.
1t was also decided to donate
$25 towards the running expenses OF
the church The hostess served re-
freshments after the business session
and a social hour was enjoyed
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
OHNSON.HEpEEN.

AXEL JOHNSON OF ROCK IS
land and Miss Hilda Hedeen of Port
Byron were married at the Moline
swedish Lutheran parsonage Friday
afternoon at 2:30, the pastor, Rev.
A. F. Bergstrom officiating. The
young people will make their home in
Moline.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

Dear Mrs. Thompson: I would like
to wear shortsleeved dresses, but my
arms are covered with dark hair and
look ugly. Is there any way l can get
rid Of the halro It is so embarrassing
and know people make fun Of ne be
cause Of il.
UNHAPPY.
! DO not know Of any way Of perma-
uently Kidding yourself of the hair
There are depilaJories sold, but they
are painful TO use, as a rule, and have
only temporary effect Suppose you
bleach the hair with peroxide. Then
lr viii not show so plainly. Keep on
applying peroxide until hairs are light
enough. Perhaps YOU only imagine
that others make fun of you. | would
not think about that al all. if were
you. Just be cheerful and sweet ana
loyable. and nobody is going to care
whether y0r arms are hairy or not.
OF course there are always some IN
manuerly people, but one doesn't need
% consider them.
Dear Mrs. Thompson. A young man
/ know has left town and said
ne was going 70 write 10 me. He
hasn't written yet. DO YOU suppose
he meant that should write to him
first? TESSIE.
Not II he likes and respects you,
my dear. And YOU won't write TO him
frat either - Won care for his rapa ~
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

Several candidates We're initiated
into the order last evening. DR.. Jo-
seph DeSilva was accorded a rising
vote of thanks for his efforts in enter
tanning the Elks while they We're in
Joliet
Following the meeting, a social ses-
sion with refreshments on the side,
vas held.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
Afraid of Him?

lyon are not afraid OF me. are your"
yelled the lawyer at the witness who
had been scared speechless by his
cross examination.
mo. no." muttered the witness. and
the lawyer had saved the point in the
record.-Green Bag
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
YOUNG PEOPLES BRANCH MEETS.

MISS ALICE SWAMI, 1919 THIR-
,.yrh street. was the hostess last even
.rg 90 members of the Young People 5
branch OF the Woman : Christian Tenn
re-auce union. Az the business ses-
sion Miss Myrtle summers who has
served the society as president since
its organization three years ago. re-
signed her position owing 10 the fact
that's ecouteupla-es taEiug up studies
az Northwestern university IN the fall.
Miss Alice Swami was chosen in her
stead. The treasurer reported on the
.Cver sale and the entertainment Civ
On by Miss Icey Teel for the benefit
Of the society. and from which about
SIS was cleared a contest begun
some weeks ago for members, attend
snce and promptness at meetings. etc,
was won by the side captained by
Miss Eta Rogers. The opposing side
was captained by Miss Myrtle Woods
and although her side brought il the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

Partisan lace overdress, and her bou-
quet will be daisies. They will carry
arm bouquets of pink sweet peas. Mr..
and Mrs. Wahlheim will take a trip
to the northern lakes and will be at
home after July Is, in Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
PUPILS RECITAL.

THE PIANO PUPILS OF FRANK
Freistat will give a recital tomorrow
evening at S o'clock at the Y. NJ. c.
A. auditorium. The public has been
extended an invitation to attend.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
SOCIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

A MEETING OF THE BEREAN b.
bic class of Broadway Presbyterian
church was announced 10 be held this
evening at the home of Mrs. Dacy
Williams. 1929 Fifth avenue. This Ia
in error, the meeting is TO lie held
Tuesday evening, June %, at the home
OF Mrs. Williams.
The Busy Workers club of the
Eagles will hold a card party tomor-
row afternoon at the home of Mrs. Joe
Parker, Twenty-fourth street and
Twentieth avenue. Cinch will be the
game and play will begin at 2:3O
The general public is invited.
The Busy Bee Sewing society will
meet Thursday afternoon with Mrs
z. + Lamp, 1913 Tenth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

1T cured me" or 1T saved the life
Of my child" are the expressions you
hear every day about Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy.
This is true the world over where
this valuable remedy has been intro
duced. No other medicine in use for
diarrhoea or bowel complaints has re-
oeived such general approval The Sc
cret Of the success CT Chamberlain 4
Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
is that 1t cures. Sold b. all druggists
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES

One size smaller after using Aliens
Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder for
the feet. 1t makes tight or new shoes
feel easy; gives instant relief 10 corns
and buniOns, blisters. callous and sore
spots. It's the greatest comfort dis
covery of the age. Sold everywhere, %
cents. For free trial package, address
Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, y. Y.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
The
Food
G1ides"
That's the Secret!

Persons who use Uncle Sam
Food simply laugh at the great
American curse of constipation and
appendicitis.
Because the FLAX in Uncle
Sam Food turns to oil in the in
testines and lubricates the whole
digestive tract SO that "the food
glldes!"
Yet the food has not the faintest
taste or flavor of oil!
1t Is better than the olive oil of
Italy, which makes the Italian
stomach and bowels almost con-
stipation proof!
Uncle Sam Food, made of whole
wheat, fax and other grains. cook
ed, ready to eat, at your grocer's
in extra large packages. % cents.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
Licensed to Wed.

julius II. Koehler .....Oshkosh, Wis.
Miss Fanny Murray East Moline
Henry o. Wish Rock Island.
Mrs. Addie Lee ....... Rock Island.
Fred W. Winkler .....Cincinnati
Miss Estelle Graham -. Rock Island.
Benjamin T. Moranville .....
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Laurence, Kan.
Miss Eva Irene Clark =. Rock Island.
John II. Baxter .............Ch Chicago.
Miss Della +. Penney ..... Moline.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
SCHMIDT & ROBINSON

Warm Air Heating Plants are a
guarantee of economy, health and
comfort. Let us talk it over with you.
31S Twenty-first st. Phone W 1922
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18
NEW MEMBERS INITIATED.

provision for the annual state conven,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-06-18

S6 Suits - blues blacks,
white, and all colors, fan
cy and plain tailored
styles choice Sc OK
while they last COsCc
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
81. CITED FOREIGNER.

Edward Coles Rowland, the widely
known Washington journalist and sta
tistician 81 the civic federation, who
died in New York recently, used to
tell this as zone on him."
A delegation of Mexican editors.
with their wives, daughters and sweet.
hearts, was visiting Washington. How
land, one Of committee Of nswspa-
per men who were showing the vist
tors around, rode In carriage with a
charming editorial daughter whom,
for long time, he dare not address,
supposing she was as ignorant of our
language as he was Of hers. Coming
along toward the capitol. though. he
determined to give his cheek and
nerve a chance anyhow. and pointing
to the noble pile he said:
''El capitole. Very fine. Magniflco"
To which the charming signora In
stantly replied:
Bet your life 1t is!"-Brownings
Magazine.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
ANSWER IT HONESTLY
Are the Statements of Huntingdon
Citizens not rIore Reliable than
of Utter Strangers?

This is vital question.
1t is fraught with interest to
Huntingdon.
1t permits of only one answer.
1t cannot be evaded or ignored.
A Huntington citizen speaks
here.
Speaks for the welfare of Hunt
ingdon.
A citizens statement is reliable.
An utter strangers doubtful.
Home proof is the best proof.
d. B. Moore, barber, Nashville
street, Huntingdon, Tenn, says:
"Doan's Kidney Pills are certainly
a good kidney medicine and ! rec
ommend them highly. | had weak
kidneys and was also subject to
attacks of backache. My supply
of Doan's Kidney Pills was OBJ
tanned at the Patrick Drug Co.,
and their use made me well. An
other member Of my family has
also taken this preparation with
very satisfactory results"
For sale oy all dealers. Price
soc. Foster iIburn Co, Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for United
States.
Remember the name -Doan's-
and take no other.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Notice Of First Meeting OF
Creditors

In the District Court Of the
United States for the Eastern Di-
vision of the Western District OF
Tennessee, in bankruptcy.
In the matter of w. B. Bowen,
bankrupt, in bankruptcy, No. sol.
To the creditors of w. B. Bowen,
of Hollow Rock, Tenn, in the
County of Carroll and district
aforesaid, a bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given that on
the 9th day of September, A. D..
1912, the said w. B. Bowen was
duly adjudged bankrupt; and that
first meeting of his creditors will
be held at my Office in Hunting
don, Tenn, on the 18th day of
October, A. d. 1912, at o'clock
p. M, at which time the creditors
may attend, prove their claims,
appoint a trustee, examine the
bankrupt and transact any other
business as may promperly come
before said meeting.
This September 30, 1912.
PEARL w. MADDOX,
4O-It Referee in Bankruptcy.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
lie 81 HlM.

Would you like to get a ticket to
the convention"
Sure"
Would you care to take your wife?"
I'D be delighted to have a chance
TO do SO. She has never seen big
convention"
Have you any friends you'd care to
take?"
Say, old man, this ia very nice Of
you. don't want to impose on your
good nature, but there are three or
four people I'd like mighty we'll to
take. How did you manage to get
them?"
''How did manage to get what?"
"The tickets. | understand one has
to have a mighty strong pull to even
get one"
"Oh. haven't any. I merely asked
whether you'd care to go and take
your friends, If you could, Well,
seeing that you insist. l will take q
cigar-yes."
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Fortunes in Faces

There's often much truth in the
saying her face is Der fortune
but its never said where pimples,
skin eruptions, blotches, or other
blemishes disfgure it. Impure
blood is back of them all, and
shows the need of DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They promote health
and beauty. Try them. 25c at
Patrick Drug Go.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Wei Qualified.

A man who was travelling In the
mountains stopped at a cabin and ask
ed for a drink Of water An old wom-
an brought 1t out to him, and after
drinking he had quite talk with her,
telling her great stories about some Of
the wonders he had seen in the outside
world.
Finally, when he stopped to take
breath, the old woman took the pipe
out Of her mouth and said:
Stranger, IL | knowed as much az
you do, I'dlgo som'ers and start a lit
tie grocery. "-Everybody's Magazine.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Generous impulse.

why do women want to take a
hand in politics?"
Il suspect, replied Miss Cayenne,
''that some of them are generously
sympathetic with the predicament
their husbands have gotten into while
trying to run the country and want
to come to the rescue"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
A Marvellous Escape

MY little boy had a marvellous
escape" writes P. F. Bastiamas,
of Price Albert, Cape of Good
Hope. 1t occurred in the mid
die of the night. He got a very
severe attack of coup. As luck
would have it, / had a large bottle
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
in the house. After following the
directions for an hour and twenty
minutes he was through all dan
GER" Sold by all Dealers.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Then and Now.

Warren Chambers-So Cashier Nor
raj has gone wrong? They say he has
been stealing for fifteen years.
Barclay Murray-Why, when they
investigated his books year ago |
thought he came out of the ordeal un-
spotted"
Warren Chambers-He did, but
they've spotted him now.--Puck.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
In No Hurry.

I'm next" said the lanky man in
the barber shop, but you can have
my turn"
That's good of you" gratefully re-
sponded the last conner but you will
have to wait an hour or more before
you get in the chair
Il wish 1t was six hours. There's a
chap on the other side of the street
with a bill, waiting for me to come
out"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Eos Sale

The medical books and surgical
instruments of the late DR.. A. NJ.
Grizzard, also one share and tele-
phone box in Dixie Telephone Go.
For particulars, call or write,
Mrs. NELLIE GRIzZARD,
Huntingdon, Tenn.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Garden Science.

"You have some fine tomato vines
in your garden, Mr.. Thorpe. You
know. presume, that the scientific
name of the tomato is Lycopersicum
Esculentum.
mo, had forgotten that, Miss
Doris; but l know the scientific name
of the long, green, corrugated, vora.
cious thing with a horn on its head,
that mostly grows on these vines. It's
the Phlegethontius Quinquemacula.
tns."
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
The Cautious Tailor.

Now, look here, Snipperton," plead
ed Hackley, why can't you be patient
with this old bin. Of yours? I'm going
to be married in the fall to a girl
who's worth her weight in gold"
That's all right, Mr.. Hackley," re-
turned Snipperton; but is she going
to be worth my wait in gold? How
much does she weigh ?'-Judge's Ii
brary.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04

Maybelle-The weather seems to
have turned cooler somewhat sud.
denly.
Pegtop-Yahs, it's WEAKLY embawas.
sing doncher know. / should have
bwot me heavy walking stick.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04

From now on will sell l6-can-
die power for zoe. All patrons
burning 32-candle carbon lamps
will have to pay, for each lamp,
double rate of 16-candle power. If
you want a stronger light than is,
| will sell you a Mazda lamp that
will give you 32-candle power that
you may burn at same rate as 16-
candle power for soc. This does
not apply to persons having meter.
Light rate in residences, three
lights per month 1925, each adj
ditional light 33c.
59-tf j. NJ. DILL.
Manager Water and Light Plant.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04

Bill Jenkins was a steady man,
AS steady as they rank;
He was so steady that he kept
\ balance in the bank.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04

Jack-Indeed, there's jolly good fish
ing about here. Miss Clever made a
great catch when she was here last
summer
Helsn-Yes; that old man was
worth at least million.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Mlnht Be Needed.

To being safe and sane this time
We all assent.
But still, I shall invest a dime
In liniment.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Far From Easv Street.

Il understand scribbles writes .
great deal of fiction"
Yes"
Does he get we'll paid for his
work."
"No. If he were to write check
for So he would still be writing fic.
ton"
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04
Prooress.

Comes now the ''noiseless motor boat
'Twoul6 be an improvement. too,
II some one, when the things afloat,
Would invent a noiseless crew.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1912-10-04

Weary Raggles-say. pard. why d
you smoke such a short-stemmed pipe
Tatterden Torne--I will tell you,
Rags. The shorter the stem the less
distance through which to draw thu
smoke!