New-York tribune., 1912-03-20
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Germany, who IN a pamphlet WhlCh ha'
I had a wide circulation says that 'oh MarCh
! q at 10 o'clock at night this planet and an
that there is thereon will he destroyed.
In the book every detail OF the process OF
destruction Is dwelt upon and religious
logical and natural reasons for the pre-
dicted disaster are given. The inhabitants
NJ the prophets" home town were evi-
dently dIspleased with the gloomy pros
rect and the authorities fined him 10 marks
,or dIsorderly conduct. What care L. he
said. "who has the 10 marks. on March
% money will have no value.
Wife, wonder what you'd say II were
10 become a new woman and wear men
clothes? D,.,. oro,be.
don't cost enough money.-Illustratcd BIS
FIRST STRIKE.
The miners say coal strike may
Be thrust upon us soon
porhaps. we're told, twill come to-day
or wait until next Juno
II all depends on speech Intense
Tween man and man at conference
Well. let us cheer. for spring IS here.
And coal need not be used
To keep us warm, until the year
BY iclcles IS bruised:
So therefore, here is cause 20 sing:
The miners waited until spring.
Resides, the time ot years not prime
For strikes-let's wait while;
A month or so from now. Then. I'm
Quite sure they'll be in style
Then STRIKES" and outs" VIII be the
craze
We're getting close TO baseball days.
W - A. w. U.
-jS GSesI esvorrb,,snt bIiD-Don't you think this
4. inst tbe-er-least Bit eNorbitant -,
landlord (blandly)-Oh, yes; Just 'he
least bit. hut not very much.-Fuch' n
The sunshine brought the street venderS
go, ,r fpll force yesterday. On one block
near the postoflce, standing so closely TO-
aother that tie drorirg Of several couia
bo hoard al the same time, we're Nenders
Of miniature microscopes, sauerKrau' sNa'
,rs fountain rens, patent pants buttons
glue that will mend anything but orohen
heart" collar buttons, celluloid aSl"s
cards. alleged perfumery. inGel!ole INK car
openers. Turkish candy, fruit and che"i"e
gum. The sharp eyes cf one OF the men
detected. or a wink from boy employed
for the purpose gave warning Of the com
Ing Of the dreaded cop" and stocks were
hastily gathered, stands picked up and the
curb became free. In the hurry ore stanc
was overturned. and every ore WHO couId
get near enough fell 10 and helped pick UP
the scattered stock and return II 10 the
nanicstr,cken vender. When II was all over
Il was discovered that the alarm was
fake one The vender who had been be-
frIended thanked his yellow citizens ana
said: Your kindness. coming TO the aid OF
poor street merchant, shows the spirt
OF the times. Now, this little article IS not
only useful, but II Is ornamental, and
then he got of his spiel"
Money talks" said the ready made phil
NO" replied Mr. Dustin stax. money
doesn't talk any more II has TO be coaXed
TO sing q little once In while. Ike a grand
opera prima donna. a."-Washington Star.
Probably attracted by the sign: Your
picture made while you wait" young
couple, Enthusiastically "newlyweds," stepped
aside from the great moving picture on the
boardwalk at Atlantic City, and gazed into
the decorated show window. After a few
moments consultation they went in and a
man outside who had observed them said:
81 have studied this game for long time
and II never varies. They GigGle, pose and
giggle some more. When the pictures arc
delivered they giggle some more and then
In a giggly glee walk out and forget to
pay, simply because OF excitement. That
couple would do the same, but I hear that
to save embarrassment they make them
pay in advance now"
How we'll you are looking
"Yns I am a vegetarian"
THAT settles It, I shall never eat meat
again. How long have you been one2
81 begin tomorrow. w."-Megsendorfer Blat-
ter.