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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

believed that il was perfectly right
for the clearing house to sit In Judg-
meut on non. membership banks, and
did not believe that any bank had ever
been hurt by this process. be did not
believe in directors OF banks interfer~
ing too much In the routine business
of the banks; that their only duty is
to pass upon the actions OF the men In
control of the loans. He does not be-
lieve that any man or set OF men ever
can control the money of the world
nor the credit, "although they may be
able TO control the business. AND
he emphatically said mot all the
banks in Christendom can form what
YOU call n money trust" He dis
claimed the idea that the business
Of his firm is run by himself, and
took great credit for the development
of the affairs Of the Reading rail
road, making it tremendously profit
able corporation
A very important part Of Mr..
Morgan 8 testimony was where he set
forth that character is more than col
lateral in the getting of financial loans
or help. "Men have come to me-
he said, "and / have given them checks
for a million dollars on nothing He
denied that collateral was the main
thing in making loans, or that it was
his experience that snch was the prac-
tice in Wall Street. He said that in
some cases he would refuse loans no
matter if the applicant laid United
States bonds down on his counter.
And in this Mr.. Morgan in quite in
accord with the best financial senti-
ment of the country in all localities.
There is no question but that character
counts tremendously in this direction
as in others.
Replying to suggestion that the
difficulty in getting money is responsi'
bic for the fact that no new railroads
are built, Mr.. Morgan curtly said,
nobody wants to build railroads in
these days. which was more apt as
rcbuke, we trust, than as an uncom-
promising fact. For we in this region
want to see the Denver and Salt Lake
road built as soon as possible, and
are hopefully receiving assurances
from day to day that the project
is financed and will be put through.
Finally, Mr.. Morgan disclaimed his
personal sway over the vast enterprises
Of his firm, saying that while that firm
is represented on the directorates of
many banks and on the executive COM
mittees Of some of them, he himself
could not influence the actions Of those
banks if the board of directors did
not see fit TO permit him to do so.
But right there is the crucial point.
These boards of directors do see fit
to permit him to sway their actions.
They thus see fit because they have the
highest confidence in Mr.. Morgan s
financial judgment, and believe that
any given line Of policy desired or
directed by him is likely to be the
very best policy that can he adopted
for the occasion as presented.
Altogether, tho testimony Of Mr.,
Morgan has been decidedly the most
important of any received so far by the
Pnjo committee. But that it in any
way tends to establish the existence
Of money trust, his testimony express
lly disclaims.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

Portland Orcgonian: "New Yorker.
are made helpless in the hands Of the
lavlcsS by the machinery OF the law.
The police, who are paid 10 protect
good citizens from bad citizens. have
leagued themselves with the bad eiti-
zeps. When the good citizens arm
themselves for their own protection.
they are arrested for violating the Law
against carrying dangerous weapons
law which the bad citizens ignore
with all other laws. The only safe
course seems to be to stay away from
New York. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

The dispatch which relates the
discomfort OF China with the Russo.
Msnsolisu treaty is not singular. That
treaty is clearly designed to detach tue
great province OF Mongolia, with an
area spproximating l.i50,00O square
miles, or half as great a. the United
States proper, from China. II Is not
10 be wondered at that China Is dis
eoutented with that treaty. But what
ran she dot And what likelihood is
there that the great powers which have
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

Springfield (Mass.) Republican
" Mr.. Chance, the former leader of
the famous Chicago "Cubs, - is under
stood TO be assured Of not less than
$4,000 year as manager Of the New
York Yankees II would entail a
pretty heavy financial sacrifice should
Mr.. Chance ever condesccnd to become
ludge or a college president
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

Australia is having a blistering hot
summer, which is queer to hear about
~ tho current news OF the day. while
VIC have pleasant winter. But. as
tho saying is, il takes all sorts or
weather TO make a world.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

Contests against President Menocal
IN Cuba arc threatened, because of the
election frauds, but which are admitted
by both sides. But Menocal has the
big technical advantage OF fighting
from the inside. Besides. his vote was
50 large that the idea of reversing II
in showdown Of votes would seem
impossible
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

New York has at last set an example
that might we'll be followed by all
street railway companies: All niekels
paid for trolley rides in Greater New
York on Christmas day 20 TO the EN-.
ployecs of the companies as a holiday
GIFT How about itl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

The establishment of court to deal
exclusively with patent cases is being
urged IN the Eastern press. \ good
idea, as likely TO train up Judges that
viii have full information and skill
with the intricacies OF patent law
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

Another massacre of Christians by
turks IS reported, this time in
Mltylene. And the longer the peace
negotiations are postponed. the more
massaeTes there will be.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

Perkins succeeded in keeping the
headquarters of the Progressive party
close TO Wall street. Which is appro
priate, as there are the sinews of war
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

As Christmas approaches, don t for.
get the Red Gross seals due on letters
and packages.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

The crention Of an autonomous AL
nania IS the preparing of very sharp
thorn that will jab the comfort of
Europe as long as it sticks.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

JosePhus Daniels is urged for the
wilson Cabinet; also Obadiah Gardner.
The other patriarchs will no doubt ap-
pear In due course.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

ST. Louis Globe Democrat: 'sMr,
Bryan raises onions in Texas and
oranges in Florida. A more interest
ing question is what he will raise in
Washington.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

The Nobel peace prize was not
awarded tins year, because no one was
found worthy to receive it, Thus was
President Taft cheated out of this
great honor by the Senate 5 refusal TO
ratify his international arbitration
traatics
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

" Whisky men Of Nashville at sea. -
a Tennessee newspaper headline.
Well, they can at least let their heads
swim
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

But can the Balkan war be the real
thing until Alfred Austin writes q
poem about it?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21
Saturday. December 2l, 1912.

The Good Fellows are doing their
fuii share; are YOU doing your full
share!
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-21

guaranteed the territorial integrity of
China will intcrfcre,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
How humminO Birds 0aths.

Not being acquainted with Tie bath'
1ag habits Of hummlng birds, ! f'nt out
an abalone shell as the most artistic
bathing dish for her, but never to my
knowledge did she pay the least attet,,
don to It. One morning In the midst OF
1 shower, however. she crot1ched down
on the wet blade Of a dogWoh lent ana
with head outstretched and raridly
nntterlng wings spattered the rain.
drops in every direction. She went
from leaf to lenf until SHE had sue.
cceded in getting her feathers very
vet; then she perched oS,lA tw'lg, shool;
OF the drops and carefully preened her
feathers. It ia not improbable that IN
the absence Of rain hutnmlng birds Use
the dewdrops In early morning. in
closer captivity this bird bathed In q
eladiolus blossom. Hereafter a pitcher
plant is to be ised. A hnrnnnins bird
which was accustomed to drinking
sweetened water from q; spoon one day
sound water In the spoon instead OF
sweets. w%hereupon she at once alisht
a on the edge and took a bath.-4kath
seine Z. Dolbear In Atlantic Monthly.
#Aa Co., -E. -- aa E- H-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
s.,,i Lively.

Uncle Erastus had a N affection for
III old wife which neither time NOT
tle wear and tear Of her disposition
HID destroyed. He seemed to glory In
what other people called "Aunt Mhndy
1ane's cantankerousness.
s"faow's M'lindy Jane getting on.
1Astusy' one Of hls neIghbors asked,
a1tAt hearing lively sounds from the
1ohnsors' dwelling up the lane.
"I'S been feared dis winters rheuma'
III would carry her. Off," said Uncle
EfAsths. 'but she stiah Is improvIn'
~ last warm spell O. weather.
"Ulss inAwnin' she stood UP. Resin
AtrSsif oh one crutch. an made passes
"; Nv taiss Wild de ,ldder crutch. an
~ done maze out to hit me mon
1oce! II. feelin' right enc~onraged!"-
Youths Companion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
sr;oht pup,,..

The magazine Of a high. school In the
W. OF Thanet gives the following an.
1AIfSS during d geography lesson:
fss:1hb pytamlds are q range OF noun
tan1lsparating France from Spain"
t,.4cAtit4ct II tho name Of the NOUN
t,9 NA which the hrls rested"
'.Tbs NAdtterraneati II Joined to tfe
utdsSoas ~ the Sewage canal"
...Jrbe hole Ia the top OF a volcano
1qt:ofi which the lather comes, IL call
u thSSfeator.n.Alondon Mail.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
Result o. ~l.asinsss.

"When Mark Twain was a hoy at
school in Hannibal" said n veteran
Misaourian, "the schoolnaster once set
the class ia writing u composition on
The Result or L~aafnass.'
Young Clemens nc the end OF half
% hour handed In ia hia composition
/ blank slate"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
suspicious Adsrnu.snt.

"Why did yon prohibit jewelry ut
lAe meetings OF your bridge cluD!"
III became too easy to signal for
teunps. Nearly every one Of the play
ers wore a heart shaped pendant, n
solitaire diamond. n marlulse ring Tint
looked like a spade. and q clover leaf
brooch ~ Washington star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
No chans. - oSpr,ciat,ou.

'.Thla car" said a loauacious agent,
trying to aell . second hand fnototcat.
.will be Just &c good twenty years
trotn now 40 Il Is today"
1T looks It," saiA the prospective
customer. What ! want, though, Ia q
ear that will be better today than 1t
VII, be after i've had H. twenty years"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
YhAv usuANy ia.

~ suppose gov do a bigger trade
when II ra,na than when II doasifs
tains"
mo, / don't notice aay difference
l1M the umbrella dealSr.
Gut you get better pttces when IL
talns, don't your
'.vvhr should ~"
"why. umhrellas "a sp. don't thNy?'
..London Tit Hlts.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
coMMERCIAi. Gus.

coMMERctAL CLUE OF BISMARCK
Regular meeting OF club member.
ship the frat Tuesday In each
month; regular moetlng Ct board Of
directors the first Fridey Of ea:h
month at Commercial club rooms,
Third street. I. l.. ConklIn, prog
ldcnt; r. u. Young, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
M, q. ~.

MODERN BROTHERHOOD or Am.
erica meets first Monday and Third
Saturday Of eaca month at X. 7.
ITaii, Terrence r. White. prcsi.
i. dent, George Ln1.one, SECRETARY.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25

CAPITAL CITY 11OMEaTEAD NO,
200. Meets frat; Saturday OF the
month at. K, r. hall at 3 b. m. Fred
Roberts, president; W. 2. Jensen,
secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
Z. 90. N.

BISMARCK LODGE NO. IA, Loyal,
Order Of Moose. Reaslaf meetings
every Monday evening Ut eaca
month. p. r. Strock. dictator; =.
u. Register secretary Visiting
members welcome.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
ST.. CLEMENS COURT 7a7.

CATHOLIC ORDER or FOREST.
era. Meeta every second ana
fourth Wednesday. Al WISHING
members invited. II. W. Wsacac.
G.. r.; Anton beer. s. n.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
chance 70. Lauah.

Chance For ! Laugh.
Aspirant-W What do you think OF my
Mttle poem. HE Always Refused to
omil1g"$ Editor Well. ] thlnE X yor'
had given him the poem to read you
would have brokri, the spell.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
KNIGHTS or pYrH,As,

ST. ELMO LODGE NO. a. Meets onclt
/, Wednesday evening at X. r. aall.
T.. X. Thompson, G, c.; c. c. Wat,
tam. X. OF II. - s.. Y
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
neeekAhs.

NICHOLSON LODGE NO. 40. Meeta
the f1rst ana third Fridays in eac1
month In X. p. hnll. Mrs. !. W.
IIealy, N. G.: Mrs. Nellie Evarts,
secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
pYIHlAN SISTERS.

LINCOLN TEMPLE NO. %. Meets.
second and fourth Mondays ot each
month at K. r. hall. Mrs. Laura
Sanders, NJ. r.. c.; Mrs. Nellie,
1svarts, NJ. OF b. &c.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
YEOMEN.

4 TRATERNAL, LlrT AND ACCl.
dent Insurance organization. Meets
the foiirta Tuesday in each month
In the X. r. hall. Herbert II. Chell-
son. foreman: Elsie Mcdonald,
master Of accounts: Elizabeth nelk,
correspondent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
Want Ads Bring Results
.aooMA WANTED.

.aooMs WANTED.
WANTEp-Two furnished rooms, not
housekeeping, In modern house for
man and wife. Address j. NJ H..
care Tribune.
m. ron SALa-NoUSEs.
FOR 6ALE~-4 houses on monthly pay
naents. 4 to G rooms. 5000 Ito $1,000.
j.. &. Young.
FOR 8ALE--9 room modern house.
with hot water heat. AZ blocks
from new postofhce. Is foot yard.
Nice part Of the city-nice hot1eltke
place. +. =. Young.
..,-,s SOS &c - 1OOslS
FOR RENT-7 room modern hodso IN
good slocalIty, Harvey Harris & GO.
For KENT--Coay six room house
ioat court house. Inquire at ST.
Beagesoh e Sons store.
FOR RENT-small house. Apply J,
i: Boil.
I, -. rs
0RrSAEE-Sat Herring. one nun
dred pound Goo I'D kegs, $500.
Fifty pound kegs ESQ lb.) =. $500
Ole Wick, p. o: Box No. 81, Castle
Dangers Two Harbors, Minn. r. ST.
Send money with order and men.
tion the railroad.
sWANTEoIf. you want 4 proposition
that will pay you q handsome In
come from the start, call or address
/ Ronlp s, Tribune Bldg, BisTnarck,
y. b. .ss, N
WvefvieW Addition lots are cheaper
aud hotter than any ethers in the city.
Why don't, you buy there? Many
Others are. r. r. Young.
WANTED-WashITg and honseclcah.
Tag by the day. Call 500 Tehtalsst.
Corner Ave. A.
sUG6E6Tl6N.-Il Line your winter
coat with Channels. AL the warmth
and comfort Uf FUR coat without
the extra weight and cost Finnley's
Drug 'storess !. \ ., .ai
ron sHEE--dood dry Stove wood.
Phone sl6a /.
|WAN1En TO RsNT-Modern cot
tago or rooms for light house.
Keeping, furnished Or ,infurntshea.
Ii. n. Mchttond, With Dergerson,a
ClothinG Store.
FOR sALE--pne truck wagon .gcfr,
III 0ratsdlAssA condition. Inquire Ut
the Office OF tbs, G. "A. Finch Lbf
Co. PhenS I..s. a NJ.
FOR SALE OR .TRADk-Autofn0btle
Lock BOZ Is. BiSrh6roks IN p. es.s
WxN7Tb-To 6l.' medium IprioSd
hon1s IA slut. Address, sssHotises
Z have buyers and reAterAja tof
North D6kctG Iahd. q. +. WILTON,
Cedar Fslls, lows. IL IL D Il s5 sasi, U Il,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
M. WA.

BISMARCK CANT NO. 1iC4. NJ. w.
4. Meets the fourth Tfidny In each
month at X. or p. hail. Francis
Jaszlsowiak, v. C.: w. r. Jones,
Clerk. 4
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
ELkS.

Il. r. o. z. No. 1899 meets at Elka
hall first and third Fridays Of tho
month. Visiting brothers welcome.
r. n. Mockler. II. r.: Carl Peder.
con, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
4. o. u. w.

BISMARCK LODGE NO. 40. Mecta
the first TUESDAY OF each month At
x. r. hall Al s o'clock. Erad!ey
Marks. NJ. W.: r.. M. Thompson,
fnnncier: Ray NJ. Halliday. record.
or. s.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25

Henry b. Irving lis to build q the
alter ia London To- bear his fathers
name. !. AZ
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
|. q. O. r.

CAPITAL CITY LODGE, No. 2 meets
every Thursday evening at Pythian
Hall, Fred Ode, N. g.; II. II. ClonEh,
v. &C.: Charles l.. Hansen, secrn-.
tary: N. j. Shields. Treasurer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
A0RNTa WANTED.

4. 4 AGENTS WAN7eo.
18EKT0-Can make, good money sell.
Ing my Household and Automobile
Spscta1tlos. Send for FREQ casa-
,logue and particulars. Wheeler
Smith, GIL n. 4th St, Crank Forks,
N. OAK,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
kNInHrs 81 .%cOl.ijMhus.

BISMARCK COUNCIL ! No. 1904
meets every second Frtdy Of cacb
month at st. N[ary's sSchool Hall.
or. 9th and Broadway. al. ). Tilt.
nor, Il. r., FRANK reensy. Z. 8.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25
IN THE
- !s Room

H*-Hra - r. Wy
JAMES Il. M'rHERsON Posi- NO.
3. department Of North nAkota,
Grand Army OF tho Republic. Meets
ut their rooms in tho Arruory on
tho fourth Thursday OF each month.
George Gibson, commander: Geo.
Ward, adIutant.
MASONIC.
BISMARCK LclElE NO 3. A. F. 4
\. NJ. Meets first and third Mon
dnys in each month ut Masonic
hall. William O'rlnra, ". A.;
Bradley Marks. secretary,
TANChEn COMMANDERy NO. !,
George II. Russ. Jr., u. c.; G. w.
Wolhert, recorder. Regular meat,
Ing frst ana third Thursday OF
each month.
BISMARCK CHAPTER No. 10. Il. A
NJ, meets cry second ana fourth
Tuesday Of each month at Masonic
Temple. II. Il, Rarndt, II, r: r. It
Luehe, Secretary.
BISMARCK CHAPTER NO. II. meets
first and third Trldaya In each
month at Masonic hall. Mrs. Mary
A. Lenhart. worthy rnatron; Mrs
Nertrt1iH Miller, secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25

TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION No. I40.
At + p. m. Gus Syvsrtson, presis
Tent; George Humphreys. secre
tary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25

WANTE0~Two furnished rooms, no
housekeeping, In modern house 70
man and wife. Address j. NJ II
care Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1912-10-25

WHNTEp--Young lady piano player
HID singer: prefer brunette; for
road company. Pleasant .positioh for
a1I winter. Address, stating lowest
salgry, II. s. Gen. Del, Bismarck.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-02-01

ers are drawn from the Presbyterian
Churches, whose members in Eng
land are regarded as united with the
Free Churches. Churchmen nd
Nom -Conf0rmist in ireland are
united in opposition to measure
which they believe, to be likely to
hand them over to the mercy Of the
Church OF Rome. The promoters
OF the measure in England are the
staunchest Of Rome's foes; in Wales
they are its bitterest enemies, in
Scotland it's avowed opponents.
Surely the wiset course for Free
Churchmen to adopt is to reflect, as
previous generation Of Free
Churchmen reflected, before letting
their political bias plunge them head
long into direct confiction with
their religious connections.
1t the measure passes the House
OF Commons, which in the writer's
opinion is unlikely, the House of
Lords have the power to hold up the
bill two years before it becomes a
law; this they certainly will do, not
having forgotten the veto bill yet.
The following are the opinions of
Mr.. Redmond, leader Of the Irish
Nationalist Party: I'VE have be-
fore us today the best chance Ire
land has ever had for the last CEN
tury OF tearing up and trampling
under foot that Infamous Act of
Union" We send this message to
England. We tell her that we Wex-
ford Men today hate her just as bit
terly as our forefathers did when
they shed their blood on this spot.
We tell her that we are as much
rebels to her rule today as our fore
fathers were In 1882
N. BIN 1898 Ireland had Home
Rule and Parliament of its own.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-02-01
The Bad Effects of Education.

When Allen Chandler was MAX
ing fight for the governorship of
Georgia, the race question was one
of the big issue, and all the candi-
dates were delivering speeches on
the advantages or disadvantages of
the higher education for the colored
people.
One day he ended his argument
against the proposition by getting
off this outburst:
I don't believe in the higher
education fer colored men, because,
as soon as you teach them how to
say 'hic-haec-hoc,' they forget how
to yell gee-h w-b u c k "-Ihe
7sczce. a month Popular Magazine.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-02-01
Dinner Pail Philosophy.

Put sincerity and excellence into
your art.
The main ingredient good sale.
manship is good digesti
If the nose of Cleopatra had been
shorter, the whole face of the world
would have been changed.
There are some on whom their
faults sit well and others who are
made ungraceful by their good quail
ties.
No man deserves to be praised
for his goodness unless he has
strength Of character to be wicked.
All other goodness is generally
nothing but Incidence or Impotence
of will. ZSclnscaL Woyla.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1912-02-01
Danish GIO0ms For Your
StOmdCh'S Sake.

That the emotions are closely con-
nected with digestion we all know.
But we do not always act as if we
knew it. We may select the bour
Immediately following luncheon to
interview fat man, of whom we
crave a favor. But at the same time
entertain whole brood of dyspepsia
producing thoughts.
In one of his numerous books
Horace Fletcher describes an inuer-
esting laboratory experiment with a
tabby cat. When the cat was an
noyed and teased Immediately after
a full meal the process of digestion
was completely stopped. When the
teasing was discontinued and the cat
gently stroked and talked to in
soothing tones, digestion was at once
resumed in a normal manner.
Nietzsche is reported to have said
Of himself: No invalid has the
right to be pessimist. :
The years in which my vitality
sank to it's minimum were those in
which | ceased to be an optimist."
To keep healthy and happy the
will must be invoked to arouse the
mind from those pessimistic musings
and absurd, unreasoning forebod-
ings, into which most minds drift at
some time OIL other.
Pessimism is largely a form of
self-indulgence and is luxury that
few can afford if they desire health.
Resentment and hatred are emo
tions which should be well subdued
if one would have his food agree
with him.-Willlam E. Towne in
February Nautilus.