The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-22
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BULLETIN: The emperor of China
has abdicated his throne" Up to the
hour of going to press Alderman M. N.
Castleman was still clinging to his job.
IF butter prices keep on soaring the
way they do we will have TO put our
auto in the backyard and place a COW
and churn in the family garage.
BEFORE long we will be hearing
some patriot starting a sane Fourth of
July racket
IF they ever make the judicial recall
applicable to lawyers as well as to
judges some barristers will return to
where they belong.
HEADLINES in TIMES on Saturday:
Milk Producers Hold Meeting" had
reference to the dealers and not to any
Merrillville HoIsteins
Ldfe's Little TribuIntion..
STEWED corn In the restaurants.
WILD west films in the nickel shows.
COLLARS as they are Numbered.
NO spoon in the sugar bowl.
THE collector for Golfers Weekly.
WHAT has become OF the old fash
Toned girl who used to wear home
knitted sox?
IF 1t is true that. firemen will be ex-
empt from paying taxes, the town of
Miller will have no trouble forming its
volunteer fire department.
CIRCULARS distributed to the en-
ployes of the Gary steel mills recite
that steel trust workmen. who do not
get less than $19.937.51, nor more than
$4,000 year. may buy fifteen shares
| of stock every year Wonder what
would be done in case some of the s1.75
a day laborers feel like buying thirty or
| forty shares
Can This BE Hennery ColdbottIef
Dear Rube: 1 clipped this from yes
| terday's Record Herald:
The Anheuser- Busch brewery
yesterday received a telephone mes
sage saying. This is Bob Pingle. Tn
opening a saloon at Clark and Illinois
i streets and l want eight barrels of
i beer sent over here in a hurry Her
man Miller an agent OF the brewery,
investigated and found Robert Pingle.
224o Lincoln avenue, in vacant sa-
Icon at North Clark and Illinois
streets. Miller summoned the police
and Pingle was locked up
DO you suppose that this is the wat
er wagon? PONTUS HEINTZ.
PONTUS-we have turned the tiI
over to Sherlock Blocki
AN Iowa woman laughed so much
| that 1t took three doctors and bottle
OF chloroform to bring her around
: Chances are that she had read thai
; Governor Marshalls appointees in these
: woods were working day and night ir
behalf of his presidential ambitions.
THE DUKE OF Connaught will soor
visit New York, and in this connection
we might mention that II. r. H.. tht
Duke of Ridge road, will visit Ham
mond very shortly.
X S-YOU are mistaken about thu
valpo women shaking their table cloths
out into the backyard. They don't u.s.
table cloths in Porter county.
S DUN and Bradstreet report recor'
/ movements of CASH last week. This i
n untrue as far as we are concerned. a
all of ours was moved by Dec. "a.
DESPITE the efforts OF the esteeme
Homely Ladies' Journals articles o
!. how to live comfortably on $4,000
= year most of us are unable to manag
s it.
WHAT has become of our old frien
Lew barrow. lord mayor of Laport'
Haven't See him since Mrs. Guinness wa
n last found.
ell CHICAGO NEWS says that som
| Indians are editing western newspa
per. As a matter of fact most editor
| are good Indians
VI UNDERSTAND that the union bal
u bers will not support any politician
who wear boards. This will make
hard on Mr. Fairbanks
NOTICE how lean and hungry II
sparrows look? Then throw a fe
"a scraps out on the snow for them.
IN GAS magnate is one who doesn't cal
a fig for the past or future. as he max,