The evening world., 1912-03-09
Of LINCOLN
ISN'T INTERESTED
AB|T| IN COL. 7. R.
On the Contrary, He Controls
Cheese Box Maker Of
East Aurora.
SO ~SPlRlTUALlST SAYS.
Uncle Ike, of Duty, May Be
Investigating Amundsen's
South Pole Discovery.
SO S%PIRITUALlST SAYS.

The deep. dark, dank secret 10 QUIT.
Roosevelt 10 q nature faker! He isn't
the medium Of the late lamented A.
Lincoln!
Ths snArtyred President really 10 the
spirit control Of one other than H. r.
savage Of East Aurora, N. Y. President
OF h New York State Association Of
Spirttuaiists. now presiding over the
mass meeting Of spirituaasts In their
temple at No. 1@ East Twenty-seventh
street.
Mr.. Lincoln Joins hands with Red
Jacket. noted Indian chief. several an
clients Of tho time Of Julius Caesar. and
the spirits OF famous haanciers who have
passed over" In directing the earthly
affairs Of Mr.. Savage. Savage says 30
himself. and who should know better
than he. who talks daily with the spirits
Of the Tate lamented II. I. P.."
Uncle Ike" who cut up 20 many
capers at yesterdays meeting. in COM
petition with Caruso. the sweet singing
canary. was strangely absent to-lay.
There IL a bare possibility that the old
gentleman has gon of on another OF
his woodworking tours. Maybe he's
down In the Antarctic I discover II
Amundsen really planted the Norwegian
flag at the South Pole. Who knows?
He didn't tell Miss Floy Cottrell. his
medium. where he was going; she says
she ISM even sure he will tell her where
he has been when ne reports back on
the Job. For such a jolly old spirit.
Uncle Ike Is positively spooky with his
s~ecreuvensss.
2oo,ooo,ooo MORE IN TOWN THAN
WE KNOW or.
A lot Of interesting things came out at
to-day's meeting Of the s~pirituaiists.
AmonG other things. the reporters
learned that there are really about 2O.-
10000 persons living in Greater New
York. and that the Government census
takers carelessly omitted TO garner In
the names Of the first 200. ooo. ooo.
II was discovered also that every
public school teacher in New York IL
teaching about ZOO pupils a day. AZ
soon AZ the female teachers become
aware OF this fact they're U to de-
mand higher pay again. and who
blame them?
All these things came out In a talk
Mr.. Savage gave to-day to four re-
porters and a devoted band Of eleven
~spiritualists In the temple.
my wife's chief CONTROL" said the
East Aurora cheese box manufacturer.
rs an Indian named Blue Blanket.
My chief control-oh, I have a lot Of
them-is Red Jacket, the famous In
dian chief who Is buried in Buffalo.
He was the hrst spirit to make him.
self manifest to me-"
How in the world did that numbering
old redskin manage to talk 10 your
asked one sceptic.
Do you think. dear reader. that Mr..
Savage would be stumped by a question
like that? Not for a moment.
why. some OF my controls" he came
right back. without even taking the
count OF nine. "were Romans and some
belonged to other ancient families who
passed over long before English was
known. But they all attend our
schools and learn our language. They
are In spirit in every public school In
our land. sometimes ~ many a forty
Of them to one mortal pupil.
They know more than we do; they
always get better. The instant an In
FAINT IL born as many as forty spirits
attach themselves to the child and be-
come hAs mentors for life. Why. there
are zoo, 0OO. 900 or more spirits attached
to the 100000 Inhabitants Of New York
City.
"The Indians are the .irst Spirits to
attach themselves to %us-that's why Red
Jacket became my first control. The
Indians give Us strength to magnetic
and aid In developing the spiritual phe-
nomenA Then u more intellectual
white spirits lead us higher and higher
along the path OF spiritualism. Why.
Red Jacket 10 standing behind me right
now"
The thread OF the conversation was
broken because some of the more t!mld
reporters wanted to smoke the peace
pipe with Red Jacket Immediately. to
keep from having to buy toupees later
on.
what dc spirits look like. anyway
M. Savage was asked. after he had sig
nihed that Red Jacket was at peace
with his pale-frcs brethren.
II arm Q c~latrvoyant and stood at ms