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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
SHAKESPEARE'S WOMEN.
Neither Original Nor Enlightened, 10
Helen keller's Verdict.


Helen keller's Verdict.
/ doubt if the women In Shake
speare's comedies are to be taken Sc
riOusly. They are pretty creatures in
tended to be played by boys. They are
the vehicle of any more or less fitting
strain of poetry which happens to
please the poet Alice in Wonderland
Is a very real little girl, but one would
not make grave, scholarly analysis OF
the traits of character which she dis
plays in her encounter with thee meek.
turtle Neither should we press too
heavily upon Shakespeare's poetry to
extract his beliefs about women. The
unrivaled sonnets voice the praise and
also the petulant dissatisfaction of a
man In love or pretending to be In love
for the purpose of poetry. The woman
worship in the sonnets and In the glow
ing passages of the plays spoken by
gallants In pursuit of their ladies is
only the conventional romanticism COM
mon in medieval and renaissance liter
ature.
Of all other poets. But his ideas OF
women are neither original nor en-
hghtened. In studying the social ideas
of writer and his time we often learn
more from his unconscious testimony
than from his direct eloquence. Portia
is WISE witty, learned, disguised as a
man; but she is disposed of without
protest through her fathers will and its
irrational accidents to q commonplace
bankrupt courtier, and the tacit impl1-
cation is that she is happily bestowed
Where Shakespeare brings Portals ca
reer to an end modern comedy would
begin. In the other plays the delight
full heroine is hurried off at the close
of the fifth act into the possession OF
man whom she would not look at If she
were as wise and strong and witty as
the situations have represented her
Helen Keller in Metropolitan.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
BENT BACK THE RULE.
Where Sauce For the Goose Was Not
Sauce For the Gander.


In the early days of a certain club
of New York, when it was rather
harder shedding for the club Than it is
at the present time, in a meeting Of
the council the question canle up as
to the arrears of members dnes, and
the treasurer reported that one man
was particularly recreant in this regard.
1t was in the winter. and the club was
then maintaining throughout the day
and evening beautifully heated and
lighted quarters. At this time the
only person in the club who fire.
Quented it every day was this de-
ltnquent, who, in addition to doing
large portion of mis- writing there, was
accustomed to make considerable in
roads upon the stationery Of the club
for home consumption.
At the meeting Of the council re-
ferred to there was protest against
this state of affairs, and determina-
ton was manifest to put an end to it,
and after discussion the secretary was
instructed to notify the member in
question that his name had been
dropped from the rolls of the clnb.
The question then arose whether
there was anybody else who was in ar
rears. whereupon the treasurer report
ed that this was true of another MEM
ber
''Who can that be? Let US make an
example of them both" remarked one
member bringing his fist down on
the table for emphasis. The reply
was that it was Mr. X, the poet
'Oh, heavensv' replied another. I'VE
can't let x. go. He's too important to
the club"
Whereupon the resolution was then
amended to read as follows: Re
solved, that the secretary be Instruct
ed to drop the name Of Mr.. o. from
the rolls of the club for nonpayment
Of dues and to retain the name of Mr..
K for the same ason"-CeDtury.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Punsters.

Douglas Jerrold. when challenged to
make pun on the zodiac, replied, by
Gemini, / Cancer"
Theodore Hook. when he was impro-
vising at party, and a Mr.. Winter. a
well known inspector of taxes, was an
nounced, went on without moments
break in his performance:
Here comes Mr. Winter, inspector OF
taxes
I'd advise We to give him whatever he
axes.
I'd advise ye to give him without any
fiummery.
are summary.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
HAWAlI'S VOLCANIC INFERNO.
A Peep Into kiIauea's Lake of Brim-
stone and Fire.


Kilauea, in Hawaii, is round, ex-
tinct crater about three miles across
and TOO or 800 feet deep. 1t has been
the scene of terrific explosions in past
ages, but it has now dwindled to the
small active crater of Halemaumau,
which is sunk near the middle of it
like huge pot, 200 or more feet deep
and 1000 feet across.
In the midafternoOn party of eight
Of ten of us on horseback set out to
visit the volcano. The trail led down
the broken and shelving side of the
crater, amid trees and bushes, till it
struck the floor of lava at the bottom.
Our course took us out over the
cracked and contOrted lava beds, where
no green thing was growing The
mailed and writhing dragons, with
horrid, gaping mouths and vicious
claws. The lava crunched beneath the
horses feet like shelly and brittle ice.
At one point we passed over wide.
jagged crack on bridge. AS we neared
the crater the rocks grew warm and
sulphur and other fumes streaked the
air.
When half mile from the crater we
dismounted and, leaving our horses in
charge of the guide, proceeded on foot
over the cracked and heated lava rocks
toward the brink of this veritable
devils caldrom. The sulphur fumes
are so suffOcating that it can be ap-
preached only on the windward side.
The first glance into that fearful pit
Is all that your imagination can picture
1t. You look upon the traditional lake
of birthstone and fire, and if devils
were to appear skipping about over the
surface with pitchforks, turning their
victims as the cook turns her frying
crullers in the sputtering fat, it would
not much surprise you. This liquid is
rather thick and viscid, but it is boil
ing furiously. Great masses of it are
thrown up forty or fifty feet and fall
with crash like that of the surf upon
the shore.
The mass of boiling lava lis said to be
about one and One-half acres in extent.
Its surface is covered with large masses
Of floating crust. black and smooth.
like leather or roofing paper, and be-
tween these masses, or islands, the
molten lava shows In broad, vivid
lines. 1t is never quiet.
Looking upon this scene with the
Thought of the traditional lake of fire
and birthstone Of our forefathers in
emiRd, you would say that these black,
filthy looking masses floating about on
the surface were the accumulation of
ali the bad stuff that had been fried
out Of the poor sinners since hell was
invented How much wickedness and
uncharity and evil thought it would
represent! If the poor victims were
clarified and made purer by the proc
ess, then it would seem worth while
John Burroughs in Century.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

take this humble way to thank
my many friends in the city of Morris
and villages of Donnelly. Chokio,
Hancock and the surrounding country
throughout Stevens county. for their
kind sympathy and assistance and
offers of assistance during my recent
trouble: making special mention of
Sheriff ZahI and his esteemed wife and
family and the honorable jury that
sat on my case; also my attorneys,
Messrs. Murphy and Cherry for their
splendid work in my defense
VIM. Turner
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Poor Outhouses Cost Lives.

A recent writer in a scientific paper
says only 55 per cent of 5000 farms
he visited had privies and in most
places the sanitary arrangements were
very poor. Here is source of much
disease on the farms. Flies are bred
and carry germs from filth to food,
and people are infected-especialiy
with typhoid. Drinking water is con-
taminated by surface drainage and
people get sick and wonder WHY.
1t pays to be clean everywhere at
all times.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

Don't waste your money buying
strengthening plasters. Chamberlain s
Liniment is cheaper and better.
Dampen a piece of flannel with il
and bind it over the affected parts and
it will relieve the pain and soreness.
For sale by all dealers. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Word Blindness.

Verbal antipathies are common. Most
Of us hate the feel, SO to speak, of GER
tain words-"victuals," for instance.
Is verbal astigmatism prevalent, too,
we wonder? We never know the diff
ference between subjective" and 'ob-
jective," and we have high respect
for writers who use those words intel
ligently. Ingenious and "disingenu-
ous'' always puzzle US toO.-Franklin
p. Adams in Metropolitan.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Her Last Gard.

Il want new bonnet. but my hus-
band says he can't afford it,
els that final, do you suppose?'
"He says it is, but | won't know
until tonight"
"Going to get definite answer
then%'
Eyes. I'm going to settle it one
way or the other I'm going to start
to cry when he gets home, and if that
doesn't work there'll be no new bon
net. Detroit Free Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Rackhanded

Bess--l don't like that Mr. Cutting
Jess-That's unkind of you. heard
him say something awfully sweet
about you yesterday. Bess-Oh. did he!
What was it? Jessie said he inag.
ined you must have been perfectly
charming as a girl.--Cleveland Leader
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Cause and Effect.

"Mrs. Smythe has a beautiful new
plume for her hat
II thought so. just met her hus'
band"
"Did he tell you about it?''
''No. but he looked as if he had just
been plucked. ~ Houston Post.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Notice.

The persons who took my car last
week and left it in Schlattman' s
slough are known to me and are here
by notified to return same at once
and save trouble and expense.
adv. Albert Larson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
sharp ronuusd Rsrnhardt.

Sarah Bernhard is quoted as having
paid her respects to Isabella of Ba-
varia. consort of Charles vi. of France,
in this wise: 'It is to her that we owe
the invention of the corset, but it was
she, too, who sold the half Of France
to England. There was no crime of
which that woman was not capable
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
The New Star.

"How did you become an actor? I
suppose you studied Shakespeare and
other masters for many weary hours"
mot exactly" responded the promi-
nent star IT became an actor by max
ing three base hit in pinch
Pittsburgh Post.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

The anru"I meeting of the Yankee
Ridge Telephone Go. will be held at
the Morris National Bank in Morris
on Monday, Dec. 2, 1912. at 2 o'clock
p. m.
D, j. Sullivan. Secretary.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Told Her whN-

''Pd like to know why you hired a
young woman for typewriter?' de-
manded Mrs. Hilow Of her husband.
$50 could have some one to dictate
to- replied the unhappy man.-Eew
York Sun
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
The Dancer.

A lawyer while conducting his case
cited the authority of doctor of law
yet alive.
my learned friend" interrupted the
Judge, ''you should never go upon the
authority of any save that of the dead.
The living may change their minds."-
Nos Loisirs
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

On November first, 1912, a re-
duction was made by the manufac-
turers on all tungsten lamps.
An old lamp uses the same amount
of current and gives much less light
than new lamp. After November
first. our prices on Mazda Tungsten
lamps will be as follows:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
Legislative Vote.

The county canvassing board met
on Monday as a district canvassing
board and canvassed the returns on re-
preventative. The following is the
nficial vote -
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

The boys appetite is often the
source of amazement. If you would
have such an appetite take Chamber
lain's Tablets. They not only create
healthy appetite, but strengthen
the stomach and enable it to do it's
work naturally. For sale by all deal
ers. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

The Morris Tribune for one year,
the Minneapolis Daily News for one
year and The Farm, journal for Eve
years, all for So. 90. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
The Way He Put It.

Hell have compliment for you,
dear. She-What is it2 He-Mrs.
Jones says you have the handsomest
husband in town.-Life, 81,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
For Sale.

Good eight room house and barn,
two choice lots, water, cistern and
cellar. Further information and
terms apply to G. W. Dopkins, Nor
ris. MINI, If. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

The best part Of beauty Is tina which
no picture can express BacOn.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29
For Sale.

Thcrobred Duroc Jersey boars, eli
gible for registry. G. F. Kirk. adv.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-11-29

Go 1Op and make errors and fall and
get up again. Only so on:-Brackett
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
His Presence Helpful
To Fellow MethOdists

Rev. J. B. Henry Of Moorefield, cor
respondent Tor this diitriet to the
Baltimore Southern Methodist, in his
last communication to that paper
says:
Brother r. n. Stewart of Martins
burg, lay leader of the Moorefeld Dis
trict, called on the district correspond
ent recently. He was homeward
bound from the Hardy Circuit, where
he rendered the pastor, Brother Geo.
H. Heydrick good service at three of
his appointments. The pastor writes
that "The people were helped by his
talks, and proved it by their subscrip-
tons to missions Brother Stewart
has a good case of religion, and his
presence is always helpful.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
THE BEST TEACHER
Experience Still Holds the Palm

For real practical reliability and
something to swear by, experience
plain old experiments able to carry
a big load yet without getting sway
backed
South Dakota woman found some
things about food from Old Expcr-
fence a good, reliable teacher.
She writes:
| think | have used almost every
breakfast food manufactured, but none
equal Grape-Nuts in my estimation.
Il was greatly bothered with weak
stomach and indigestion, with fornaa-
ton of gas after eating. and tried
many remedies for it but did not find
relief
Then | decided | must diet and see
II l could overcome the difficulty that
way. My choice of food was Grape
Nuts because the doctor told me |
could not digest starchy food
1T has been a great benefit to me
Tor | feel like a different person since
began to use it. 1t is wonderful to
me, how strong my nerves have be-
come. advise everyone to try 1t, for
experience is the best teacher.
II you have any stomach trouble
can't digest your food, use Grape
Nuts food for breakfast at least, and
you won't be able to praise it enough
when you see how different you feel
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich Read the little book,
The Road to Wellville," in pkgs,
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
CONFEDERATE REUNION
AT INWOOD PARK
(Continuef nom page ~

(COHIl1uGf VI OH page III
E. b. Faulkner, Miss Emma Snod-
grass, Miss Lula Seibert, Miss Ruth
Jones, Miss Zoe Jones, Mrs. A. c.
Nadenbousch, Mrs. John Boyd, Mrs.
Frank Emmert, Mrs. Mamie Henshaw,
Mrs. Cleveland Seibert, Miss Lou Sill
yer, Miss Anne Snodgrass, Miss Mary
Tabler, Miss Winifred Berry, Miss Vir-
ginia Emmert, Miss Mollelle Kuyken-
dali, Miss Frances Watson, Miss Lee
Pownall.
Amusement Committee-Mrs c. J,
Faulkner, Mrs. Butler, Misses Shep-
herd, Miss Annie Schaarman, Miss
That's Blondel Mrs. Jennie Burkhart,
Mrs. j. S. Boak, Mrs. ]. II. Lyeth, Mr..
Stewart Boyd, Mr. Frank Trammell,
Mr.. Cleveland Seibert.
Transportation and Advertising
Mrs. ]. H. Doll Mrs. NJ. A. Snodgrass,
Miss Maria Morgan.
Coffee-Miss Ruth Mlbourne.
Dinner Tickets MI John Boyd, Mr.
Charles Roush Mr.. H. G. Berry.
Soliciting Committee-Miss May
Faulkner Mrs. r. p. Licklider, Miss
Emma Seibert, Miss Frances Herges
heimer, Miss Carrie Roush, Miss
Warren Cook. Mrs, c. d. Buckles
Miss May Trammell Miss Virgie Hess
Mrs. e. r Shipley, Miss Rebecca Pc
terman.
Hedgesville Dstrict-Mrs. Fannie
Weaver, Mrs. Harris, Mrs. Bernard
Kilmer.
Dry Run and Tuscarora-Miss Nan
ME Thatcher, Miss Eva Kilmer.
Arden Road-Mrs. Charles Seibert
railing Waters District-Mrs. Ber
Williamson, Miss Virginia Dodd.
Vanclevesville-M Miss Bessie Mckee
Miss Blanche Bitner.
Gerrardstown- Mrs. Marion Hollis
Miss Lou Silver.
Lemonade and Pop-Mids Sadie
Morgan, MI 3 H. w 4Hci Ni6l WI .
Robert Stewart, Mrs, Ernest Tram
neil, Mrs Madeline Taylor, Mrs. Cas-
tleman, Mrs. Jolliffe, Mrs. P. r. Har
rison. Miss Lucetta Logan, Miss Vir
gle Newton, Miss Virgie Hess, Miss
Hester Parks, Miss Rennie Parks,
Miss Nota Weaver, Miss Mary Opie
Tabb, Miss Dorothy Berry.
Pantry Committee-Mrs, George
Roush Mrs. C. w. Boyer, Miss Els
telle Blondel, Mrs. John Rentch, Miss
Bette Hunter, Mrs. NJ A. Logan, Mrs
Z. F. Shipley, Mrs. Lucy Baggett, Mrs
Sadie Harrison, Mrs. NJ. E. Peterman
Mrs. VIM. Stewart, Mrs. b. V. Swift
yer.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
Boy Breaks Back
Diving Into River

While diving from the top of the
bathhouse at Reid and Dreyer's Park,
which is located up the Potomac river
nearly two miles from Cumberland
city, Master Vincent Corrigan, the IA
year old son of Mr. Michael ]. Cor
rigan, general inspector of the Balt-
more & Ohio railroad, and who lives
on Water street that city, struck
rock at the bottom of the river break
ing his back at the base of the neck.
and paralyzing his body below the
chest.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19

BY authority of the Republican City
Executive Committee primary cleo
ton will be held in the Board of
Trade room in the Market House on
Monday, August II, 1912, between the
hours of 8 p, m. and Q p. m. for the
purpose of nominating the following
named officers:
Two candidates for Magistrate for
Martinsburg district
Two candidates for Constable for
Martinsburg district
Five candidates for School Board
Tor Martinsburg District.
Nominations for said Offices must be
filed with the undersigned secretary
not later than Tuesday, August 6, 1912.
The following named persons viii
conduct the election
Commissioners John l.. Bateman,
G. G. Cutler, A. Zimmerman. ST..
Clerks Edwin II. Hill, Roscoe La.
mar
Signed,
w. r. IIENStIAW, Chairman.
JOHN L. BATEMAN, Secretary.
Z II I'd WIS
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
Governor Wilson To
Visit Colonel MCGPdW

Deer Park. Md, July ia close
friend OF Col. John T. McGraw, Dem
ocratic National Committeeman from
West Virginia, stated that Gov. Wood
row Wilson has given assurance that
he will spend several days of rest
at Rosemont the summer home of
Colonel McGraw at Deer Park during
the latter part of August
It is understood conference of
Democratic leaders of West Virginia
will then be arranged. Colonel Nc
Graw recently visited Governor vii
son at Sea Girt.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
CENTRAL OPERA HOUSE.

Those who had the pleasure of see
ing the Haywood Sisters last night at
the Opera House were loud in their
praise. Everybody went away salts
led The same young ladies will APP
pear tonight giving everyone an OPP.
portunity of seeing a good show. BY
special request Prof. DeCortez Wul-
fungen, the beautiful tenor singer, who
sang last night will be with us again
tonight with entirely new songs.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
SOCIALISTS NAME TICKET.

Candidates Sign designations, Effcc-
tive on Election and Recall.
Frederick, Md, July 1S.-Socialists
of Brunswick held a public meeting
last night and nominated the follow
ing municipal ticket, to be voted for
at the election August 5:
Benjamin F. Norris
Councilmen-Firs Ward-John d.
Crummitt
Second Ward-Frank c. Hoar.
Third Ward Charles A. Booth.
y platform was adopted in favor of
the initiative, referendum and recall
of city officials 1t demands that all
city improvements be done by con
tract and pledges an eight-hour labor
law with pay at 50 day 1t further
declares for municipal ownership of
utilities such as lighting, heating and
ice plants and coal yards, and favors
the rigid enforcement of ordinances.
permanent street Improvement, and a
systematic and efficient administra,
ton in all city departments. The
books of the town are to be audited
semiannually and statement of its
affairs made public.
The candidates signed undated res
ignations, to become effective in the
event of fbair recall
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
SPACE BOUND BY SILK THREAD.
Mile. Dazie'e Hosiery Dazzles AS She

Mile. Dazie'e Hosiery Dazzies AS She
Leaves the Oceanic.
She had on cobweb stockings and
when the ship news reporters met her
those cobweb stockings encased the
dancing necessities of Mile Dazzle. at
least as far as-well, sometfing
above two feet. She wore them when
she came ashore from the Oceanic.
which arrived in New York Wednes
day afternoon.
The hosiery was simply a series Of
spaces bounded by silk threads. There
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
SNAKE WAITED ON TELEPHONE.

When Mrs. A. R. Shickle, of Genoa,
Va, went to the telephone to call up
neighbor a big snake sprang from
the top of the phone box and struck
at Mrs. Shickle's face. 1t missed it's
mark and fell to the floor Thinking
that she was bitten, Mrs Shickle
dropped the receiver and fed in ter
ror. The snake disappeared.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
OWES MANY BILLS.

At a meeting of the Aldermen in
Frederick, Md, Wednesday night
President Lewis A. Rice called a halt
on further improvements owing to
the financial condition of the city. Ac-
cording to Mr.. Rice, the city has
$4,000 of unpaid bills and the corpo-
ration has borrowed $4,000. About
$1,000 in taxes is in arrears.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
WOULD FACE BANKRUPTCY.

Many railroads would face bank.
ruptcy if the pending demands of en-
ployees for increased wages should
be granted, was asserted by B. A.
Worthington, when he resumed his
argument in New York in behalf of
the arbitration committee which is
deciding the wage dispute between the
railroads and the engineers.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
STRIKE EXPECTED.

The engine hostlers on the Balti.
more and Ohio railroad at Keyser
have been reduced from Z hours per
day to 10. This greatly reduces the
pay roll of this class of men and a
strike is expected
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
timely Aid

When ones digestion
is "out of fix a good
straightforward test of
food is worth much.
Many who have suf-
fered from StOmaC h
trouble have discovered
that a dish of
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
LOST A LEG.

Raymond Wagus commonly known
as * Wagus, fell under b. & 0.
train on the w. M. at the new depot
below Frostburg, and his leg so badly
mangled that it had to be amputated.
He tried three times TO board a fast
moving freight.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1912-07-19
FRECKLE-FACE
New Remedy That Removes FreckIes
or Coct2 Nothing.


Here's chaI zee, Mia7 FreekIe.Face,
to try new remedy ior freckles with
the guarantee of a reliable dealer that
1t will not cost you penny unless it
removes the freckles, while if it does
give you a clear complexion, the ex-
pense is trifing.
Simply get an ounce of othine-
double strength, from any first class
druggist and one nights treatment
will show you how easy it is to rid
yourself of the homely freckles and
get a beautiful complexion. Rarely is
more than one ounce needed for the
worst case
Be sure TO ask for the double
strength othine, as this is the only
sold under guarantee of
money back if it rails to remove freck-
les.