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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

Surprise Party-On Friday evening
Miss Ruth Gates was taken by sur
prise by a number of her young
friends. Lively conversation and
games were enjoyed until a late hour,
when the guests served the fin lunch
which they had brought with them.
Saturday Literary Club-iIrs. J. II.
Bushnell avs the hostess for the club.
Sixteen ladies responded to the roll
call of current events Mrs. Mary
Enos read a fine paper on Teachers, -
and Mrs. w. II. Welch read an article
on "Playwrights and Actors Mrs.
Erickson had charge of the discussion.
Monitor CIub-The %Brookings Moni-
tor Club held their second meeting Of
the year at the home of Miss Beulah
Alton. Roll call was answered by
quotations from the Monitor. Current
events were then given. After a sea
son of business the meeting was turn
ed over to the game committee, and 4
jolly time ensued. Delicious fudge
was served by Mrs. Alton and son
Harry.
Elite Club-Thursday afternoon
Mrs. NJ. l.. Erickson was the charming
hostess for the Elite Club. The time
was spent in fancy work, followed by
a dainty lunch.
Jolly Bunch-Saturday evening the
Jolly Bunch" gave a spread at the
home of Mrs. Coleman for the young
ladies who had helped them so kindly
during the year. Games, %conundrums.
music, etc, passed the time very
rapidly and pleasantly. The decora.
tons in the rooms accented Hal
lowe'en. An elaborate luncheon was
served about ten O'Clock.
Surprise Birthday Party-Monday
afternoon Miss Bernice Maxfeld was
pleasantly surprised by a few of her
little friends-the occasion being in
honor of her eighth birthday. Mrs.
w. II. Slightam, her aunt, being the
i~nstigator Of the surprise. After a
merry season Of games, the little
guests were invited into the dining
room, where they found a table laden
with a feast to gladden. any young
heart, and in the center Of the table a
beautiful birthday cake decorated
with candies was found. Many re-
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31
TICKET
LEGISLATIVE


For state senator.
Z. c. MILLER.
For representatives
r I. KERR.
LEWIS OLSON.
c. +. sHCLZ.
COUNTY TICKET
For treasurer:
G.. \. GCLLICK.
For auditor:
FRANK H. RIPLEY.
For sheriff.
II. X HALvoRsON.
For register OF deeds:
E +. BAGLEY.
For clerk Of courts:
JOHN A. LUNDEN.
For superintendent OF schools:
GERTRUDE sTEDMAN.
For states attorney.
ALBERT MATsON.
For county judge:
GEO. p HALL.
For coroner:
O. W. ROOD.
For county commissioner
J. L. JARVIS, Second District.
HERMAN HALvORsON, Fourth Dis
trict.
Member Of state central committee:
T. L. YOUNGBURG.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

The State College students held n
mock election last week, which went
the way of tht other straw votes of
the campaign, Wilson being the fav.
orite, with Roosevelt second and Taft
third. 1t was expected that the girls
would vote for Roosevelt, through
sympathy. but not one Of them cas-
a ballot for the Colonel, ali OF them
stampeding the Wilson bandwagon.
wagon.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

Bredstreet's, the great journal of
trade. finance, and public economy,
SAYS that "in spite of the nearness of
the presidential election trade is still
expanding. No halt because of poll
ties It says that "all basic conditions
outweigh sentimental consideration.
Jobbing is active. Retail business is
better but needs cooler weather. The
west, northwest and southwest send in
he best reports" This sounds quite
encouraging in view Of the growing
~nrospect for a democratic administers
ton.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

The Rapid City Journal does not
think that the voters should favor the
electric headlight law as il would i'm
pose too much work upon the engineer
to look after the light and run his
train. The engineers, however, are
not worrying about the extra work,
but are in favor of the new law TO a
man and their organization is making
an active campaign in it's behalf.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

When you get to cutting and slash
ing the head of the ticket next Tues
day, don't make a mistake on the
county ticket. The candidates on the
county republican ticket are all worthy
Of your support and should be elected.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

A Spokane woman had a young man
arrested on a charge of grand larceny,
after he had eloped with her daughter.
The charge was not brought because
he stole the girl, which might have
been forgiven, but he appropriated
the family automobile and this was
going too far.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

Roosevelt is going to get back into
the campaign this week and put in 4
few licks before Tuesday. Gov. vii
son is also reasonably busy, but the
president seems to think that its all
over anyway, so he refuses to exert
himself.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

Berlin dispatches say that the Ger,
man emperor is going to recommend
that the women of his country be com
PEELED 70 serve in the army as the
men are. We have heard that the
kaiser was a little bit crazy and now
We are reasonably sure of it.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

A Sioux City lady is bringing suit
for divorce against her two husbands
at the same court session, thus saving
time and lawyers fees. You can al
ways trust a woman to find a bargain
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

Last week at Sioux Falls a woman
was convicted of violating the white
slave law, the first time in the history
of the state that a conviction has been
secured under this statute. 1t is to be
hoped that the punishment will be
ample enough to make it a lasting
example.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

Becker. the New York police lieu
tenant, was convicted Of murder in
the first degree for instigating the
RosenthaI murder. This means death
in the electric chair. but Becker and
his friends will put up a great fight
before il comes to this.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

1t is expected that the lawyers Of
the state will petition the next legis-
lature for a commission to revise the
South Dakota code, which they claim
it is sadly in need of.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

The socialists do not want TO win.
They admit they are in favor of free
music.-St. Paul News.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31
SOCIETY NEWS

This department Is edited by
Mrs. Ria l.. Xiegler and anyone
having social news OF interest will
confer a favor on the Register by
'phoning Mrs. Ziegler, BIG.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-10-31

Senator Gamble. the senior senator
from this state. In a recent interview
a. Yankton says In part: Under no
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
CITY NEWS.
-Karle for half soles. s14 Main.

Karle for half soles. S14 Main.
Every year better year in Keo-
kuk.
The friends of Mrs. "A. B. Geyser,
OF Twentieth and Palean, will be pleas
ed to learn that she is on the road to
recovery, following serious accident
in which she figured some time ago.
Children's all solid glazed kid
blucher school shoes for $1.25 and
s1.50, at Miller's.
If this issue of The Gate City in
terests you and you think its circula-
ton to your friends will help you can
buy extra copies at the business Of
fee.
Buy bicycle tubes at Tri-State
Garage, Ninth and Johnson.
Don't miss the special bargain
sale OF rugs that is now going on at
Wallberg's Furniture store. The larg-
est stock of rugs in the city to select
from F. A. Wedler, 603 Main street.
Expert electrician. See Schmidt.
Russell Anderson, boy scout,
was accidently killed near Blooming
ton. Mo-. while on hiking trip with a
number of companions. The lads
parents lived in Hannibal.
School shoes. Big stock. Ludwig'E.
Keokuk can attract more trade If
persistent and generous advertising
campaign is carried on by the mer-
chants. The Gate City is ready to do
its part by carrying the store news
into more homes than any other Keo-
kuk newspaper and solieits advertis-
ing on such a guarantee.
Schmidt for best electrical work
Elmer G. Snyder, infant son OF
Mr.. and Mrs D. w. Snyder. of near
Cedar Glen. was buried yesterday In
Warsaw, the funeral services being
conducted by Rev. Thompson. The
babe died August 2sth at the home Of
its parents, and was little over four
teen months of age at the time Of its
death.
School shoes that look well, wear
well, and fit we'll at Baur- Mullarky's
ui piAoc was capicSSSu WHSu Liz
Burlington's June statement showed
an operating deficit Of s163,62s, com
pared with normal surplus Of 81.
100000. The reason was an increase
In maintenance of way and structure
expenses of $3.50, 900. or 100 per cent
Carried along on this basis for the
year. the Burlington would have spent
about $4,000 per mile on maintenance
of way. What it did was to throw
into the month the many expenses
that might legitimately have beer
charged out through the year The
Burlington in Keokuk is expendins
about $4,000 for yard and other i'm
provements.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
CITY NEWS.

Buy harness at sherwood's.
James A. Hirst's PAGER Bobby
Heir made great showing at the
Memphis fair this week On Wednes.
day in the 2:20 pace the horse won In
three straight heats and on Thursday
did the same thing in the 2:30 pace.
Clarence Carpenter, the mute ar.
rested few nights ago after threat
ening to shoot Miss Agnes Ely, has
been locked up in the county jail. He
was placed under peace bond OF
$500. but could not furnish It, and will
be guest of the county while waiting
for the grand jury to meet.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
CITY NEWS.

st. Mary's excursion Saturday.
Boat leaves 2::3o. Street cars will meet
boat
Don't funk on the hotel commit.
tee. Get Your name on the subscrip-
ton list. When that list Is closed you
will always feel that You should have
been represented. The soliciting com,
mittee wish to complete their work
this week Be sure and call L. A.
Hamill. Wells NJ Irwin or Asaph Buck
and give in your contribution It will
encourage the committee to get few
voluntary pledges. You will feel bet.
ter for making one.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
PosroFricE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Labor Day, Monday, Sept. 2, 1912,
there will be one early morning deliy-
cry and collection by carriers over
the city. General delivery window
open from 500 a. m. to 900 a. m.
and from 1920 to 1880 a. m. Carrier
windows open from HOO a. m. to
1900 m. No evening collection. No de-
livery on rural routes number one and
two.
S. w. MooREHEAD,
Postmaster.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
IMPORTANT.

There will be special meeting OF
the Progressive Club at the county
court house Friday evening, Aug. 80
at 8 to make arrangements for enter
tanning Colonel Roosevelt on his visit
to Keokuk Wednesday, Sept. 4th. A
full attendance is specially urged.
L. H. AVER, Jr.,
Secretary.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
APPLE BARRELS.

We are large manufacturers Of APP
pie barrels, carry them in stock. II
you need them any time call us over
Bell phone 80, at our expense.
KEOKUK BARREL co.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to thank our neighbors
and friends who were so kind to us
during our late bereavement and the
Tailors Union No. III for beautiful
flowers. WIN. HAGEMAN FAMILY.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1912-08-30
Renaud's
Jewelry Store
NOTICE TO PARENTS AND GUARD

Save SOC on those all solid glazed
kid blucher school shoes, ladies' sizes
at s1.5o and $500 Children's sizes,
s1.a5 and $50. at Miller's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
LODGE DIRECTORY.

ORDER OF MoosE-Cherry
City Lodge No. 49S, meets every
Thursday evening at $3.50 in |.
o. 0. F. Temple, corner Court and
High SITS. D. R. Yantis, Dictator;
H. H. Turner secretary, 1856 South
Commercial st.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
LOST.
MISCELLANEOUS

SoTICE--John Outeisong pack train
has now started full swing, packing
people to the famous Brcitenbush
Hot Springs, and other parts Of the
Cascade mountains. You can get all
your supplies at the springs, az
there ls a store there. Prices rea-
sonable. J. l. Cooper, head packer.
has packed for me for ok years,
assisted by Frank Miller, an able
assistant For information write to
any OF the parties named or John
outerson. C-i3-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18

There Is no real need OF anyone be-
ing troubled with constipation. Cham
berlaln's Tablets will cause an agree
able movement Of the bowels without
any unpleasant effect Give them q
trial. For sale by All dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
Business Opportunities IN Salem and Vicinity
cssED 3IEE PRoEEsoN CARDS
NEW AND SECOND HAND GOODs,

HIGHEST price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges, hardware, tents,
etc. We carry the most complete
stock Of above articles in town at
the lowest price. o. L. McPeek,
17O South Commercial st., phone
Main 1888. S-25-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18

SALEM LODGE NO. 4. A. F. G A.
M. Stated communication on first
Friday in each month at 1880 p. M,
in Masonic Hall, Mccormack block.
D. w. Pugh, w. NJ; John Bayne,
secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18

PEETs G TscHUDI. the new and sec
ond hand dealers. See US for bar
gains that are bargains. We pay
highest cash prices for secondhand
goods. Phone Main 451; 826 North
Commercial st. 4-15-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
FOR sALE.

FOR SALE or rent, new five room
bungalow, modern. See 500 North
14th street. 6-14-Stt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS


DIR. o. F. HEISLEY and DR.. S. Eta
Heisley graduates of A. S. O.,
Mrksville, Mo-, DR.. A. T. Still
president of the school and found
er of the science of osteopathy)
general osteopathic practitioners
Also hydrotherapy and electric
light baths given without extra
charge for rheumatism, kidney and
liver troubles. The success in
these treatments is equal to going
to the hot lakes. Confinement
cases and female troubles a spec
ialty' 2O5 and 2O6 U. s. Bank
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY.
Time Table Portland Division.
NORTH-BoUND.

Train No,
14-Portland Express ,,,.. 4:4Oam.
Express ....5:S1 am.
2s-Willamette Limited -. 9:15 am.
12-shasta Limited 1895 pm.
1S-Portland Passenger -, 1885 pm.
2O-Portland Passenger =. 1908 pm.
soUTH-BoUND.
Train No.
15--California Express 80. 3:31 am.
10-Ashland Passenger ...10;59 am.
17-Roseburg Passenger =. 6:26p.m
27--Willamette Limited -, 1908 pm.
11-Shasta Limited .... 1888 pm.
13-San Francisco Express.10;36 pm.
226--Local Way Freight. .lO:15 am,
Portland Through Frt1O;36 pm.
225-Local Way Freight. 1895 pm.
221-san Fran. Thr Frt. 1901 pm.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
Great Chinese Doctor
|. M. Hum

Has medicine which will cure any
known disease. He makes a speciality
OF and guarantees to cure catarrh, as
thma, lung, throat, rheumatism, dehil-
ity, stomach, liver, kidney troubles;
also any blackened or swollen sore
ness, broken limbs, smallpox epidemic
all kinds Of boils, lost manhood, female
weakness, hernia troubles aud paras-
yslg. Consultation free. Care OF Yick
So Tong Co., Chinese drugs and herbs.
Office hours from 10 TO ~ am and
! to 7 pm Office open Sundays.
1853 High street, upstairs. Salem, Ore
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18

We PLATE AND REPLATE table
ware Of every kind, metal purses
and ornaments, automobile, car
riage, bicycle, plano, stove and
safe trimmings, musical, surgical
and dental instruments, electric,
and bank fixtures, plumbers
supplies, name plates, house num-
bers, brass signs, cash registers,
soda fountains and scales, coffee
and tea urns, etc, cts. Automo-
bile trimming plating a specially,
In gold. silver nickel, black nickel,
brass, copper, antique. On all
metals--in all colors. Work an
ished good as new at a reasonable
price. 40 years experience. Port
land Plating & Manufacturing Co.,
G. L. Reimann & Son, Props.
Twenty-second and Thurman
streets, Phones Mair 94S, A 52S2.
Portland, Oregon. 4-1-smos
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18

DRS. B. H. WHITE AND R. w.
Walton, .osteopathic physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates of
American School of osteopathy,
Kirksville, Mo. Postgraduate and
specialized in nervous diseases at
Los Angeles College. Treat acute
and chronic diseases, Consultation
free. Lady attendant Office sos
sos U. S. National Bank building.
Phone S59. Residence BAG N. Capt.
tol street. Phone 469.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
CsDltaI journal "Want Ads" Bring
Quick Results

one cent a word for first insertion.
Vph half cent a word for each insertion
tVnnresfter. No advertisement taken for
LSv' IsSs than 25c. Count six words to the
line.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
GHIR0PRACTTC.NE .NEUROPATH

Observation-Disclosures = DR..
D. T. Browne, chiropractic-neuro-
natb. acute, chronic, and nervous
diseases. No knife; no drugs. Chiro-
nractic-neuropathy never does harm
and seldom fails to restore the
homeless to health. Room 10, Brey-
man block 5-1O-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
WOOD AND COAL.


SALEM FUEL YARDs-Fuel kent
under shelter l handle Kopiah
coal, and imported British Coium-
6ia Wellington coal, the best on the
Pacific coast. Also hard and soft
wood, cut to suit, we'll seasoned
and in the dry, Satisfaction guar
anteed. See my stock, 752 Trade
street, or phone 529, Mark SiddalI.
CAPITAL FUEL co.,. J. o'Neil,
proprietor. ALI kinds of coal, Sole
agents for the famous Rock
Springs coal. All kinds OF wood
cut to order. Yard opposite s. P.
passenger depot, phone 21O 12-4-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
BAKERIES.

prTTBRNUT BREAD = 1t is worth
more than any other bread, yet the
nriee is no higher. For sale at your
Frocer's. California Bakery, Thomas
& Cooley, Pops
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
TRANSFER 90.
TIMING AND ROOFING,

BADERTsCHER & FULLER--Hot air
heating; furnace work; thinning and
roofing; cornice work Of all kinds
1888 South Liberty st., phone 600 Fig
ures on contracts cheerfully given.
All work guaranteed. S-SV-u
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
nPn0LsTFRNe. RENOYATING.

r. b. MERRY & C0.-Vacuum carpet
cleaning, on or off the floor; carpets
altered and laid: mattresses made
and renovated; furniture re-coyereGii
shades and awnings made and al
tered, 23s High street Phone beS'
s-22-h
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
UNDERTAKERS.

LEHMAN & CLoUGH-U. J. Lehman,
A. NJ Clough, mortlclans and funeral
directors. Latest modern methods
known to the profession employed:
Az Court az 9-20-f
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18

Steers (1OO0 to 1900 lb.l .s4.500B
Cows, per hundred weight .sS.50D4.50
Hogs, fat per pound .......707hc
Stock hogs, per pound .....6h 07c
Ewes, per pound ................. So
Spring lambs, per pound .........9c
Veal, according to quality ...,... lilo
Pelts.
Dry, per pound .................
Sailed country pelts, each b. .65c0St
Lamb pelts, each .............. .25c
Each age Of our lives has It Joys.
Old people should be happy, and they
will be II Chamberlains Tablets are
taken to strengthen the digestion and
keep the bowels regular. These tab
let's are mild and gentle in their action
and especially suitable for people OF
middle age and older. For sale by
all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18

MADE TO oRDER-Made in Salem.
Mission furniture, store and office
fixtures. Best material, best work.
manship, best goods. We also do
repairing and upholstering. Capital
Furniture Manufacturing Co., $50
North Capitol st., phone Main 5S4.
4-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
MIsCELLANEOUs- COntInned.

THE SECONDHAND Shoe Shop pays
the highest prices for old harness
and shoes. G. Miller & H. Wolf,
Props, 424 N. Commercial street
5-14-1m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
BOX FACTORY.
cIRRTNGE TRIMMING AND PAINTS

b. W. BLIss-successor to Walker;
carriage and automobile trimming,
carriage trimming goods, new work
and repairing. l am carrying full
line Of Masurey's house and buggy
paints, brushes, oils and the very
best varnishes. SO4 s, Commercial.
12-1-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-06-18
PAINTERS AND DECORATORS.

DoRRANCE, the sign man - Air
brush, show cards and banners.
Bulletins and wall signs. Auto and
carriage painting. Over Great Wes-
tern Garage, 149 North High street.
Phone A. 6-26-tf
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1912-11-30
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 80. 1912.
THE ALVARADO PLAYERS

Who made such favorable impress
sion with East. Jordan theatre goers
during weeks stay last spring will
return for solld weeks engagement
at the Temple Theatre starting Mon
day December 5nd. This is unques-
tionably the best popular priced at
tracti'.p that has yet been seen here
aud will return with greatly
strengthened company aud reper-
toir. OF new plays. Opening Monday
night With The Westerner" clever
comedy bv Edward e. Rose author OF
the Rosary. Ladies' free tickets.
which admit one lady free il accom-,
panied by one person holding paid
30 cent ticket are issued for Monday
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1912-11-30
GREAT CROP IN DoUeHNUTs
Supply Of Kansas Wheat Made Into
That DeIieaey Would Satisfy
World for Many Years.

A Kansas miller has figured that IL
the present Kansas wheat crop were
baked into loaves of bread, each eight
inches long. there would be 6,400.000,-
900 loaves. If these loaves were laid
In a line end to end they would
stretch out q distance of S33,333
miles; three times the distance from
the earth to the moon. with 10000
miles to spare. Laid in line on
the earth's surface they would girdle
the globe 33 times and have enough
left over to lay two lines from New
York to San Francisco. Baked into
ordinary griddle cakes they would
make a stack 100000 miles high, and
IL man should undertake to get
away with the stack, eating a griddle
cake every Is minutes for 16 hours
every day, he would have to live
live something over $4,000 years to
finish the meal. AS the flour neces-
sary to make a loaf Of bread will
make ten fat doughnuts IL the Kansas
wheat crop were worked into -four
and baked into doughnuts, there
would be 64,000,000,000 doughnuts.
That would be 4S doushnuts for each
man, woman and child at present liv-
ing on the globe.