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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-10-26
LAW OF THE STATE or
COLOR ADO, INITIATED BY FET1-
TON UNDER THE INITIATIVE
AND REFERENDUM.

Notice I. hereby given that At the
ff,s a. Es ct to e held on
there Will be SUBMITTED to the qualified
electors of the State Of Colorado. for
inc propnsed Law u he STATE Of Geo.
Initiative and Referendum. which ini-
Of St more r than the reaaired NUMBER q
OF Colorado. duly verified. in accord
office q The sseIeiary q sists on the
1912. at II 30 O'Clock A. N.
proposed Law Is found in Section / OF
state of Colorado. providing for the
Initiative and Referendum.
The proposed law of the State q
AN ACT CONCERNING ELECTIONS
tiative or referendum petition shall be
WARNING.
1t II felony for any one to
sign any initiative or referendum
than his or her own. or to know
inKIy sign his name more than
once for the same measure. or to
sign such petition when he il not
qualified elector.
Sec. 2. Petitions shall be printed on
pages el&nt ana One-haIf tSM) inches
wide by fourteen f14l inches long, with
for binding. and the sheets for siE-
natures shall have their ruled Inca
numbered consecutiyely and shall be
attached to 4 complete copy of what
Is proposed to be Initiated or referred
Petitions mao consist of any number
of sections composed of sheets arranged
as aforesaid. Al the time OF filing, the
official with whom the petition Is to be
filed and the person or persons desig-
siEners. shall detach the sheets con-
and attach them all to one printed
copy of what 10 proposed to be Initial
ed or referred, and the excess printed
copies shall be delivered to the person
or persons representing the signers. II
any such Initiated or referred amend
ment, law. ordinance or measure Is
approved by the voters at the election
at which 1t is submitted. then the
sheets SO preserved by the official
venient volumes and kept as a public
record and such amendment or law Hp.
proved by the people of the state ehsIl
be printed with the acts OF tSs next
general assembly, and such amendment,
ordinance or measure approved by the
people of any municipality shall be
published AZ ordinances are.
Sec. g.. All petitions shall be deemed
and held sufficient II they appear 10
sisners, and such signers shall be
deemed and held to be qualified elec-
tors, unless q protest in writing under
oath shall be filed in the office IN
which such petition has been filed. by
some qualified elector. within fifteen
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-10-26
PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO THE:
contribution OF THE STATE OF
COLORADO, INITIATED BY PETIT
TION UNDER THE INITIATIVE
AND REFERENDUA

FMOfV16D AAE1NnN6NE ~ Ah1s
CONTRIBUTION OF THE STATE OF
COLORADO. INITIATED BY PETI.
TlON UNDER THE INITIATIVE
AND REFERENDUM
Notice IL hereby given that at the Can
eraI Election to be held on the Fifth day
Of November, A. D. 1919. there will be
state OF Colorado. for their approval o.
rsjection. the following proposed amend.
ment % The Con.titutien II The state e
.Initiative and Rsfereudum. which initi.
ated petttlon contained the SIGNATURES q
more than the REQUIRED number 81 IsSsI
the Law, and filed in the office Of the
s sfNTa day " s u 9uS 81 D. isis At
The authority for submitting such ,psc-
found in Section l of Article Of TIE
Constitution of the State of Colorado.
providing for the Initiative and Refersn-
coNsTlTuTIoNAL AMENDMENT.
AN AMENDMENT TO ARTICLE VI
sTATE OF COLORADO. TO Pr
KNOWN AS SECTION 81 OF SAID
Be IT Enacted by the People of the State Of
section /. That Section q Of Article
COLORADO; shall read as follows rs.o,. ,,.n
have power to punish as for criminal
contempt persons guilty of the follow
conn,emptuoas :" or insoient behavior com.
niitted during its sitting. in Its immedi-
ate view and presence. and directly tend
pair the respect due to its authority; Sec
ond. any breach of the peace: noise or
other disturbance. directly tending to
tumacious or unlawful refusal of any
person to be sworn as a Witness or when
sworn the Ike refusal 70 snsT snr; any r.
full disobedience of any process or order
lawfully issued or made by II; fifth. re-
to the lawful order or process Of the
court ,,.,..,. 49,.
first second or third clauses above enu-
merated may be tried and sumnartiy
punished by the court before or against
which the contempt Is eomm NIT an; Any
ton of or committing contempt under
clauses four or five above enumerated,
mand. be tried BY a jury as in crimi-
nal cases. and before a judge other than
the Judge issuing CT causing to By issued
disobeyed or resisted. II the accused be
found guilty Of a violation OF any of the
scribins the punishment shall be entered
may ha;.e reviewed by writ of error from
Section 2 Each elector voting at said
election. end DESTROYS of voting for or
against said amendment, snail deposit in
the ballot box his ballot wherein shall be
printed or written the words. For Di-
rect LEGISLATION Leagues contempt
vi OF the Constitution" and Against
Direct Legislation Leagues contempt
amendment. being Section 81 of Article
VI of the Constitution" and shall indi-
cate his choice by placing cross OK,
opposite the one or the other of said
section !. The votes cast for or
against the adoption of said amendment
shall be canvassed and the result deter
mined in the manner prescribed by law
for the canvassing of the votes for rep
representatives in Congress.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF. have
hereunto set my hand and affixed the
Great Seal of the State of Colorado, at
the City of Denver. this First day of
JAMES B. PEARCE,
(SEAL) Secretary of State.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-10-26

Pnor0sED AnExDME1T TO TEE
| G0AOA-AAs0, INITIATED ~ PhsTl-
TlON UNDER TnAk INITIATIVE
AND REHEAENDuA
Notice is hereby gwen that At the Gen
erAl Election To be neld on the Fifth day
OF November. A. u. 1879. there Will be
submitted 70 the qoahf'sd slectors Of tns
rejection. the following proposed ansend.
u7eut to the Constitution OF the 6t4te Of
inisi.tivs and Ksfsrends1. wsieh init,-
! afed petition contained the slgnatures Of
more than the required number Of legxt
rsdo. duly verified In accordance with
the Law. aud filed In the Sffice Of the
essIssnry Of State ON The TWENTY.
IL :0e O'Clock, A. y.
The authority for submittinG such pro-
posed amendment to the Constitution Y
Constitution Of the State OF Co,oeedo.
providing for the Initistivs and Refer
The proposed nmendn,em to the Con-
stitutlon u the Stale Of Colorado ID a.
follows: ll-
c3 aSNSEETsTpnnST 10 HsktEfflR4M S +
4ioN " HhE STATE o. coLo-
Be IL Kssesed BY the People Of sAs stsse Of
Sectlon i. That lection 3 Of Article
XIX Of the Constitution Of the State OF
Colorado be amended 70 as to read az
..ssetion 2. Any amendment or amend-
POSED In either houss Of the General As:
sembly and u the ssme shall Be voted
for By two-thirds Of all the naembers
smendn,sn, @ or s%endnen.s. .os.ihsI
with the ayes and noes Of each house
thereon, shall be entered in fun on their
or nmendm.nts 10 this Cons titution may
be proposed and adopted BY tbs people
as provided In this Constitution A..
| with the laws Of that session OF tbs Gen
eIal As.smbly: each .msnament ,, iH ia
iished with the laws OF the General AZ
s mens 70 ,Ss i
adopted, all proposed amendments and
Initiated and referred mfasurss may o
rucI, cost. and such time or tines prior
to the election at which they are to be
voted upon. as may be provided By law.
four months after the Adjournment OF
the session Of the General Assembly pro
posing any amendment TO the Constitu-
lion or more than four months atter tue
filing with the Secretary OF State o. any
petition for . proposed con.titutscna!
amendment or other measure initiated y
the people. each such proposed amend
ment or measure shall b submitted TO
the qualified eiecton Of the . s.ase .or
their approval OF Ie5ee ~ ~" ,ssrnwsS X Z
posed nmen"m ,hi.s ro,irr thnrSnn sSaii
become paIt OF .n,s NV : sss,,. W.,
sucn proposea meas ~ -nstn~ fkeSeon
" mayolHy OF .sa.a ~, ~ 1870
than one such amendmsnt or meeo9 " ~. -
submitted AZ any eiseon :. -
amendments Q. neasu ~ mns.~ shsr"er
cast shat, be sspsra.siy co ..aS 49,. M
The General Assembly snsn neve no
power TO propose amenoMe .s.S. 10y
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-10-26
PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO THE
CONSTITUTION Of THE STATE OF
COLORADO. INITIATED NY PETI-
TON UNDER THE INITIATIVE

Notice Is hereby gfven That at the Gem
Of November. A. u. 1912. there will be
submitted to the qualified electors of the
State of Colorado, for their approval or
rejection. the following proposed amend
ment to the Constitution of the State of
Colorado. initiated by Petition under the
nted petition contains the signatures Of
more than the required number of legal
RADIO. duly verified In accordance with
the Law, and filed in the office Of the
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-10-26

the City of Denver. this Htrst asy Of
October. A. d. 1919.
tsEAL.l JAMES 3. PEARcE.
Secretary Of 0tatA
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1912-10-26

PROfO1ED AnENO8E2T TO THE
C0N1TfTTTHOA o. TAN GTATE o.
G0LOAlAAs0, INITIATED ~ PksTl-
YnON UNDER ThAk INITIATIVE
AND REHE4ENDuA
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Smile Counts.

Every one likes to see smiling
face and to smile becomingly one
must cultivate a cheerful and sympa.
thetic condition of mind. The face
wreathed in smiles is like perpetual
sunshine in house 1t is irresistible
and conquers all hearts. A smiling
mouth loses half its charms if the
eyes do not correspond; for the eyes
are the windows of the soul, and the
smile that lies only about the lips
soon dies away, leaving an Indifferent
spirit to survey and chill the world.
Cultivate the art of smiling not with
your lips, but with your eyes. Every
one can have laughing eyes. They
are not matter of Inheritance, nor
can they be acquired with the aid of
the masseuse and the professional
beauty specialist. Love is great
transformer. The sternest features
may be softened. the hardest natures
humanized by love.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10

Repeated Sermons,

The prejudice against the repetition
of sermons is not universal. A good
book repays re-reading and good
sermon should be all the more valuable
on second hearing. DR.. John Watson
clan Maclaren'0 openly repreached
his sermons when minister OF Seton
Park, Liverpool, and found that his
congregation approved of the prae-
tice. They insisted, however, that the
repetition should be exact, and were
impatient of variations. In his Life"
of the preacher-novelist, Sir William
Robertson Nicholl tells how on one
occasion, after listening to repeat
ed" sermon, in which occurred a
smile of pool. one of the congrega-
ton said to DR.. Watson: Last time
you described it as 'turgid pool and
| was so afraid you were going TO use
some other adjective. and that would
have spoiled the whole picture.
was so thankful when you said 'turgid'
again.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
LISTS CONTRIBUTION TO ART
Writer in Scrihner's Magazine De-
clares II to Be the Extenpore
Element in Music.

This wandering piano player of
Hungarian-Austrian blood. a genuine
cosmopolite, taught music new
charm, the charm of the unexpected,
of the improvised. The freedom of
Beethoven in his later works and of
Chopin in all his music became the
principal factor in the style of List.
Music must have the shape of an i'm
provisation.
In the Hungarian rhapsodies, the
majority Of which begin in mosque
and always end in a tavern, are the
extremes of his system. His orches-
trail and vocal works, the two SYM
phonies, the masses and oratorios and
symphonic poems, are full of dignity,
poetic feeling, religious spirit and a
largeness of accent and manner. Yet
the gypsy glance and gypsy voice
turk behind many pious or pompous
gar. Apart from his invention of
new form-or. rather, the condensaa-
ton and revisal of an old one-the
symphonic poem, LISTS greatest con-
.ribution to art is the wild, truant,
-hapsodical extempore element he in
fused into modern music; Nature in
Ter most untrammeled mods he inter-
oreted with fidelity. But the drum
ners in the line of moral gasoline
who controlled criticism in Germany
refused to see List except as an ex-
piano virtuosO peryerter OF art.
-Scribner's.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
BEWARE OF THE APPLEJACK
Grave and Dignified Jurist the VIC
tim of Pleasant but Deceitfu
Beverage.

One of New York's judges took a
little vacation not long ago He WIS.,
tied friend who owns country
place in New Jersey. The friend had
some prime old New Jersey apple
lack. 81 got a bit on edge with that
stuff said the judge. And then l
sobered up, as | believed. Three
lays afterward I brushed my hair, be-
ng DESTROYS of attending Sunday
;chool. Before | could get the brush
away from my head l was soused
afresh."
1t was during the pleasant evening
with the Jersey friend that the judge
escaped from the house. Loud yowls
coming from the orchard near by
guided the searchers to him. They
led him back to the house and sug-
gested that he go to bed. The judge
acquiesced, but insisted upon telling
his experience. 1.-THE trees were
bowling and waving their arms" said
he, and the wind sang through the
branches, and the scent of flowers
was in the air. Sometimes the trees
changed places with each other. Now
and then they almost swept the road
in front of me with their boughs."
None of EN- hurt you, judge?"
mo, sir" said the judge, solemnly.
Never in my life did | go out with a
nicer bunch of trees"
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
LODGE DIRECTORY.

ROWLAND LODGE No. 594 F. & A.
M. meets every second and fourth Satur-
CAV evenings at ESQ o'clock Visiting
Masops always welcome.
C. r. DUNCAN, W. M.
C. A. BERRY. Sec y.
HOWARD CHAPTER, No. 1872. r. A.
M.-meets every first and third Thurs
day evening at Masonic hall. Visiting
companions welcome.
C. T THOMPSON, II. P.
C. A. BERRY, Secy.
HUTTIG CHAPTER No. 500, Order of
the Eastern Star, meets every first and
third Friday evening at ESQ o'clock.
Visiting brothers and sisters welcome.
MRS. w. H. MooRE, W M.
MRS. L. G. GIBSON, Sec y.
HUTTIG LODGE Nc. 548 l. o. o. F.
meets every Tuesday evening. Visiting
brethren cordially invited to attend.
T. P. MHLsrEAD, N. G.
M H. Claybaugh, Secy.
HUTTIG REBEKAH LODGE No. sc,
meets every second and fourth Wednes-
day night at Z:50 o'clock. Visitors are
invited. Mrs. G. c. WALLER, N. G.
Mrs ]. C. PHILIPS, Secy.
SWEET BAY CAMP No. Ali w. o. w.
meets every first and third Saturday eve
nings. Visitors made welcome.
j. r. SIMS, C. C.
J. C. BRIDGES, Clerk.
SWEET BAY GROVE. No. las, W.
c., meets every first and third Wednes-
day afternoon in each month. Visitors
always welcome.
MRS C. A. MCCORMICK, Guardian.
Mrs. j. C. BRIDGES, Clerk.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Colored Column

J. B. Francis and S. S. Simmons
are home from Little Rock where
they visited the grand lodge K. of P.
Mrs. Carrie Sylvester is home
from a months stay at Bastrop.
Mary High is visiting at Malvern
This week.
Polly Scates is visiting at Pine
Bluff.
Carrie Ayerett is visiting at New
Edenburg with her parents.
DR.. r. A. Williams, of Helena,
was here this week.
Hartie Bailey came home Tues
day from Crossett.
Mamie Fairchild is visiting Mon
roe this week.
The Sweet Home Pleasure Club
gave J. B. Francis a reception on
his return from Little Rock on the
evening of August | at the home
of Mamie Fairehild.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10

The Bible, according to the re-
port of the American Bible Socie-
ty, continues to outstrip all other
books, old or new, in annual sales
The society last year issued nearly
four million copies of the scrip
lures, and ever since its foundation
o6 years it has distributed an av-
erage of million copies a year
But it is one thing to issue Bibles
and anther thing TO have them
read. If the people of today are
reading their Bibles many of them
certainly do not show it in their
conduct or manner of living.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10

Work is a moral and physical up
litter; it is a panacea for sorrow
idleness brings moral decay and fur
nishes an incentive to crime. The
avalanche of crime that is sweep
ing over our beautiful land is large
ly due to the fact that too many
would rather steal than to work
The life of duty, not the life OF
mere ease or mere pleasure, is the
end of life which makes the great
man and women. The best prize
that life offers is the chance tc
work at work worth while.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Confirmation Notice.

Ex PARTE PETITION OF MRS. ALICE NJ coRpELL
TO CONFIRM TITLE.
Notice is hereby given that Mrs. Alice M. Cordell has
filed in the Union Chancery Court her petition to
confirm and quiet title to SW 4 of NV 4 Sec. 90 T.
10 S r. W, forfeited and sold to State for Taxes
Of 1888, the SEA Of Sec. 80 T l6 S. r. 10 W,
forfeited ard sold to State for taxes of 8zo-7l and
the Fri. NV d on r. B. r. Sec. 50 T. 10 S. r. l3
w forfeited and sold TO State for taxes Of e68 and
by the State Of Arkansas sold to her predecessor in
title. the Bagnell Timber Co. and any all persons
having or claiming any interest on account Of any
irregularty in said sales of said land are hereby
notified to appear in the said Court and file their
objections if any they have to the confirmation Of
said title at the next September Term thereof
Given under my hand and seal of said Court this
the 9Th day Of July A. D. 1912.
B. F. MILES Clerk of
tSeaD Union Chaneefy Court.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Proposed Amendment No. IL.


That the following article shall be
proposed amendment to the Con-
stitution of the State of Arkansas,
which, when agreed to by majority OF
all the members elected to each House
and adopted by a majority of the cleo
tors of the State voting al the next
general election for senators and rep
resentati VeS shall become a part of the
Constitution of Arkansas.
Every male citizen of the United
States, or every male person who has
declared his intention of becoming
citizen of the same, OF the age or
twenty-one years or upward. who has
resided in the State twelve months, In
the county six months and in the pre-
cinct, town or ward one month next
preceding any election at which he may
propose to vote, and who is able to read
and interpret or interpret when read
to him, II he is prevented from read
ing the same by reason of any physi-
cal disability, any section of the Constl-
tuition of the State of Arkansas, except
such persons as may, for the commits
sion of some felony. De deprived of the
right to vote by law passed by the Gen
eral Assembly, and who shall exhibit
poll tax receipt or other evidence that
he has paid his poll tax at the time of
collecting taxes next preceding such
election, Shall be allowed to vote at any
election held in the State of Arkansas
but no person who was. on January /.
1856, or at any time prior thereto. en-
titled to vote under the Constitution or
statutes of any State in the United
States, wherein he then resided, and no
male person of foreign birth who was
naturalized prior to the adoption OF
this amendment. and no lineal descend
ant of such person. VINO shall possess
the other qualifications described in this
article. shall be denied the right to
vote because of his inability to so read
and interpret sections of the Consti
tuition of this State; provided, that male
persons who make satisfactory proof
that they have attained the age of
tWentY-one years since the time
for assessing the taxes for the
year next preceding the year In
which the election at which he
may propose to vote is held, and pos
sesses the other qualifications required
by this article shall De permitted to
said tax receipt shall be so marked by
ment by the judges of election to whom
it may first be presented, as to pre-
vent the holder thereof from voting
more than once at any election.
The judges of election shall enforce
the provisions of this article and shall
be the Judges of the qualifications of
electors"
The above resolution was filed in the
office of the Secretary of State on
March 16 1911.
Each elector may vote for or against
the above amendment
Witness my official signature this
18th day of February. 1912.
EARLE w HODGES
Secretary of State.
(Seal)
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Lodge Directory.

GOOD LUCK LODGE No. 25o F. &
A. M meets First and Fourth Saturday
night. All visitors welcome.
j. s. Jones, W. M.
S. [. eileen, Sec.
Roosevelt Chapter, No. 1873, Order of
the Eastern Star, meets every second
and fourth Tuesday in each month
Mrs. C. Williams, w. M.
Emma Bearl, Secy.
BLUE LIGHT LODGE No I53K ofP.
meets First and Third Tuesday in each
month. j B Francis, c. c.
SANDERS SIMMONS, K. of R. S.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Notice for Publication.
pepartment Of the Interior
J. S. Land Office at Camden, Arkansas,

q D LdIlu OIlICe at Odfnutn, AfkdnSaS,
August 2, 1912.
Notice is hereby given that Benjamin Newton, one
Of the heirs of Sedborn N. Newton, deceased, of
AureIle, Arkansas. who, on July 8. 1907 made
Adjoining Farm Homestead Entry Serial No.
o355z1 No. 3ozze, for SEA SWl4 Section 80,
Township 9 S Range 70 W. 5th Principal Meri-
dian, has filed notice OF intention to make Final Five
Year Proof to establish claim to the land above de
scribed, before the Circuit Clerk of Union county at
FL Dorado, Arkansas, on the 18th day of Septem-
Der. 1912
Claimant names as Witnesses: John E. Harper
sr, Oliver johnson, John E. Harper, jr., Isaac
Williams. of Aurele, Arkansas.
H. G. FRrEoHEIM, Register.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Notice

The Union Saw Mill Company
will pay $4,000 as reward to any
one, not in its employ, who will fur
nish information from which any
person shall be convicted of depre-
dating or trespassing upon the tim
Der of said Company.
This lst, day of February, 1906.
Union SAW Mill Co.
BY F. W. Scott,
Secy. and Treas.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior,

U. S. Land Office at Camden, Arkansas
August 9. 1912
Notice is hereby given that John E. Harper ST. OF
Auree, Arkansas, who, on March d COZ, made
Homestead Entry Serial No. o5ls2l, No 3o53e,
for SWI4 SEA. Section 80, Township S, Range
IL W, 5th Principal Meridian has filed notice OF in
tenton to make Final Five Year Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, before the Circuit
Clerk of Union county, at Ell Dorado Arkansas, on
the 18th day of September, 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses: John E. Harper
jr, Oliver Johnson, Benjamin Newton, Isaac Will
Jams. of Aurelle, Arkansas.
H, G. FRIEDHEIM, Register.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10

If Munsey and Dixon are right
and Roosevelt has a better chance
of winning than Taft, Wilson might
as well begin composing his inaug-
ural address, and selecting his cab
met
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10
Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior,

u S. Land Office at Camden, Arkansas.
August Q, 1912.
Notice is hereby given that Oliver Johnson. OF
Aurelle, Arkansas, who, on March a. COZ, made
Homestead Entry Serial No. O3l811 No. 3o555,
for NW14 SEA, Section 81, Township S, Range
70 ", 5th Principal Meridian has filed notice of in
tenton to make Final Five Year Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described before the Circuit
Clerk of Union county, at Ell Dorado, Arkansas, on
the It'll day Of September, 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses: John E Harper.
ST., John E. Harper, ir., Benjamin Newton. Isaac
Williams of Aurelle Arkansas.
H. G. FRIEDHEIm. Register.
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Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior,
II c land Office ar Ganaden All

U. S. Land Office at Camden. Arkansas
August 9. 1912.
Notice is hereby given that Hezzie E. McLemore.
of Fesenthal, Arkansas who, November g.,
9oz, made Homestead Entry Serial No. o5499l
No. $1,000 for SEA SWl4, Section So, Township
10 S, Range o W. 5th Principal Meridian. has
filed notice of his intention TO make Final Five year
Proof, to establish claim to the land above de-
scrbed before the Circuit Clerk of Union county at
Ell Dorado, Arkansas on the 9th day of Septem-
Der. 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses: j. A. Knox isaac
Spells, Gordie Harris. of Felsenthal, Arkansas.
Henry W. Howell of Huttg Arkansas.
H, G. FRIEDHEIM, Register
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10

Dynamite is SO persistent in its
efforts to do the unexpected that
we do not understand why so many
men continue to monkey with it.
The Huttig news., 1912-08-10

There are three kinds of polite
ians. Those who have offices.
those who want offices, and those
who would take any office they
could get.