davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1912-02-03

sam Lever writes from his home
in Goshen. O., TO the effect that he
probably won't he able To report To
Minneapolis at the start Of the sea
son. He was thrown from a horse
and his knee has been badly injured.
With such an able employer. Jack
Johnson's press agent must own the
only real sinecure known to the
game BLACK Jack can make more
copy than a high school girl keep
ing a secret.
\ big blunder has been made in
giving Elmer Strickett credit for
throwing the first spitball. Your
grandpa doubtless knew of the spit
bali as a boy. in fact. he will prob
ably be able to describe the lickings
handed him by the schOolmaster> for
throwing the same.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-12-12

THIS BIG STORE is JUST OVER
FLOWING WITH CHRISTMAS MER-
CHANDlSE, THAT WILL MAKE DE-
SIRA8LE GIFTS. AN EARLY Sc
LECTION is ADVISABLE.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-12-12

With fhe ChTISfmaS les.
the completion OF our |
for the inspection
Of the purchasing pub
lie. We have provided
for every possible Holt
day wish; we can meet
every requirement, and
at unusual prices. In
this announcement we
wish to call particular
attention to the leaders
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1912-12-12
Pre-I1oliday
Bargains in Ladies and
Misses Cloaks,
Suits, Skirts

END FlOOr
Every item in this department reduced in pric
Every WoolteN coat, suit and skirt guarantee
for two seasons.
Now is your chance to dress warm and cheal
Lot 10 Ladies and Young Ladies Coat
regular price $3.50 to 5000 sale to close. .S37
Lot 2-II Ladies and Young Ladies Coat
worth regular $3.50 to $1,000, to close at SO
Neither Of the above lots are Wooltex coat
but good warm garments and worth twice til
money.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-22

dark skins richly striped. Scarfs
cut in the two-skin effect, with
hanging heads and tails: muffs
are large size; both lined and fin
ished In very superior manner.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-22

Made from the long, silky fur;
extra large, plain shawl or one
skin animal effect, and the two
skin cross head and tail in back;
muff the large-size, half-barrel
shape, with shirred bed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-22

Bag like cut: black and
colors and many other styles
Your choice,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-22

IMPORTED ME-
n A 10 A l.
Il HnSs&&a &HzzAEzS>l BOATS. the finest
constructed, from
Germauy's hest
maker; all hest
clock movements: Ferryboats. Pleasure
Boats. Warboats. Ocean Liners and others:
see special demonstration: 100 different
kinds at .5c 10 $2f.95
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Not What She Expected.

Not What She Expected.
The four GertOn girls were all good
looking-indeed. the three younger
ones We're beautiful: while Annie, the
eldest, easily made up In capability
and horse sense what she lacked in
looks.
A young chap, very eligible, called
on the girls frequently, but seemed un-
able to decide which to marry. So
Annie put on her thinking cap. and one
evening. when the young chap called.
she appeared with her pretty arms
bare to the elbow and her hands white
with flour.
"Oh. you must excuse my appear
ance." She said II have been working
in the kitchen all day. l baked bread
and pies and cake this morning. and
afterwarl. as the cook was i'll, l pre-
pared dinner"
Miss Annie. il that SOP said the
young man. lie looked ut her. deeply
impressed. Then. after a moments
thought, he said:
Miss Annie. there is a question I
wish to ask you, and on your answer
will depend much of my LIES happi-
ness"
YES" she said. with a blush. and
She drew little nearer-''yes; what
is it,"
Miss ANNIE" said the young man
In deep. earnest tones, II am thinking
Of proposing to your sister Kate. Will
you make your home with us?"-
Washington Star
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Nearly Got Her Name,

In one of the gay cafes of Oakland.
CAL. which is freQuented by visitors
to the coast. Il young man who be-
ueves he possesses unusual powers
over the opposite sex sat ut one Of the
tables recently ogling pretty woman.
He felt that he had made an impress
sion and when he saw her speak to a
friend lost no time in making inquiry
as to her identity.
'Why. don't you know her? That's
Miss G. Lyon" answered his friend.
Il wish you'd get her telephone
number. "a I'd like to ring her up,'
said the anxious one. and Il few mo-
ments later he was handed a slip of
paper on which was written the mum.
Der Of the Cliff House.
The very next day he called up the
hotel and asked IL Miss C. Lyon was
there.
''She il stopping around here" re-
piled the clerk. ''but just swan out to
the rocks for luncheon"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
TURKEY RED
BRINGS PREMIUM

"Men Of large experience in the
milling and wheat business about
Minneapolis and st. Paul were very
enthusiastic about Montana's turkey
red wheat" said John II. Hall, state
commissioner Of labor, discussing his
stay at the recent land show ut st.
Paul. Advise your farmers said
one Of the big wheat buyers there,
continued Mr.. Hall, to quit the
other varieties and go in for the tur-
key red wheat
'That statement made me curious
and l said to him, "Why do you talk
that way about turkey red? Most
buyers want to grade it down to a
number wheat. Replying he said
to me: al base my statement on my
own experience and you can draw
your own conclusions. l bought and
sold more than million bushels Of
Montana turkey red wheat for tie
1911 season. Every bushel was hand
led at a good profit. The southern
millers are Offering premium for
Montana turkey red as high grade
number hard wheat. That is why
l advise you as do :"
Commissioner Hall said this was
but one of the numerous cases that
came to his attention about the
standing that Montana turkey red
wheat has in the wheat market of the
Twin Cities, "l'll tell you that sort
of argument sounds good to me-
said Mr.. Hall. 1--WE are going to en-
plot that sort of material for it is
the sort that convinces.''
Hustle, and you will not feel the
cold.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19

Public Land Saie.-No. Ol3l76 department Or
me Interior. Y. $. Land Office. at Lcwistown,
Montana. January 3Oth. 1911.
Notice IS hereby given that. as directed By the
commissioner Of the General Land Office I'M.
9th. 1906 (s4 Stats. SID, we will offer at pubc
sale. TO the highest bidder. at 10 O'Clock a. M %
the 9th day Of Feb. 1912. at this Office the fol.
lowing described land: w neN. section Is.
twp. Ion. range l4e. M. M. m
Any persons claiming adversely the above de-
scrihed land are advised to file their claims or
ale. &C. T.. McKOIN Register
S-l9 -WYLLYS A. HltnC.ES RecN;ver
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Notice for Publication ISOLATED Tract

Public Land Sale No. observation-disclosures OF
the Interior. Y. S. I.andOffice at Iewistown Mon.
tana Dec. 10TH 1911.
Notice is hereby given that. directed by the
commissioner OF the General Land Office. under
provisions OF Act of Congress approved June p,
1906 - Stats SID. we will offer Mt public sale to
22nd day of January 49,, at this Office the follow.
ing described land:
Lot sell nwI4 Is. twp. On. range Is e. IN.
III.
Any persons claiming adversely the above de.
scribed land are advised to file their claims, or
objections on or before the time designated for
sale. C F. McKOIN Register.
5-l0 -Wyllys A. Hedges Receiver.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Great Northern Time Table.

No. 43.-FOr Great Falls, SpO-
kane, Seattle and all points
north, northwest and in Can
ada. ..................lO 10: 10 Il. m.
No. 44.-For Kansas City, st.
Louis, Chicago and eastern
and southeastern points. 2:45 D. IN.
No. 43 and ~ OH the division from
Great Falls to Billings stop only at
Broadview, Judith Gap, Stanford and
Belt.
No. 241.-For Treat Falls and in
termediate points. 12:.7 u. m.
No 242.-For Billings and inter-
mediate points. ..ll:45 Il. m
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Notice for Publication Tract.

Interior. Y. S. Land Office at I.ewistowi Mon.
tana. Dec. l9. 1911.
Notice is hereby given that. as directed by the
Commissioner Of the General Land Office under
provisions of Act of Congress approved June 81.
1856 "a Stat SID we will offer at public sale to the
highest bidder. at 10 O'Clock a. M. OH the end
day of January 1912. at this Office the foilowinr
described land: sw'4 swA. sec. IS. twp. ION.
range lSe.. m. m.
ANY persons claiming adversely the al,ove-de.
scribed land are advised to file their claims ~
objections. on or before the time designated for
sale.
C. T.. MCKoIN Register.
o-1" WfLLIS \. HEDGES Receiver.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Notice for Publication,

Department of the Interior U. S. Land Office M
I.ewistown. Montana. December 20, 1911
Notice is hereby given that
George Chaussee
OF Judith Gap. Montana. who. OH July 6. 1909.
made II. +. No: SO6o4l. Serial No. O62s4 for SEX
sea section st. twp. lin. range lSe.. III. M,
mutation Proof. to establish claim to the land
above described, before S. J. Small. U. s. Conn
day of January. 1912
Claimant names as witnesses: Charles \. Hub.
bard. Charles b. Riedcman. Oscar NJ. Skeen, aud
clarence X Stone. all OF Judith Gap. Montana.
o-lo &C. i. McKOIN. Register.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Notice for Publlcat Isolated Tract

Public Land Sale-No. Ol+ol3-Departmenl of the
Interior. U. $. Land Office at I.ewistown Mon.
tana. Jan. 2. 1912.
Notice is hereby given that. as directed by the
Commissioners Of the General Land Office under
provisions of Act of Congress approved June eth.
1906 "a Stats. SID. will offer at public sale 10
the highest bidder. at 10 O'Clock a. H.. OH the 8th
day OF Feb: 1912. at this Office the following de.
scribed land:
SeA swA section 2o. eh nwA, nwA .swL sec.
ton IS. twp lln.. range l8e.. m. m.
Any persons claiming adversely the aboye.de,
scribed land are advised to file tlreir claims, or
objections. OH or before the time designated for
sale. &C. +. McKOIN. Revister
S-l2 -WYL.LYS A. HEDGES, Receiver
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
The Individual Soul No
More Immortal Than the
Individual Body
BY MAX VERWORN. Professor Of Phys
versity Of Bonn


- HE SCIENTIFIC CONSIDERATION DEATH
LEADS NOT TO REMUNERATION PEssMIsM, TO
y = ACTION
At all times and in all places life and death go hand in
hand What hen immortal? LIFE SURELY NOT At most
there only continuity of living substance But this has
ginning and end Just living substance able appear
the earth and indeed forced appear when
together also must pass from the earth its
conditions and wherever and whenever heavenly
body the universe the conditions for the origin appear there
living substance formed Of elcss
there also living substance
to lifcless FORMS
The phenomenon Of human the life
the cerebral cells but tho life these cells extraordinarily
stoppage seconds seems completely
y nhib consciousness These facts have been expermenay
Armed upon
INDIVIDUAL SOUL i NO MORE IMMORTAL THAN
OUR INDIVIDUAL BODY.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
he WAS THE PASTOR.
And That Kept Him From civins The
Other Man the Address.

And That Kept Him From civ;ns the
Other Man the Address.
Will Townsley of the Great Bend
Tribune tells this story Of a versatile
minister in western Kansas. who is
also postmaster. runs the only general
store In the town. is president Of the
only bank In the place and is also 4
practicing lawyer:
On one occasion a travelling salesman
sold the town merchant lot of Jew
elry. When 1t came it was not us rep.
resented and was returned to the
house. which. however. undertook to
collect the bill. First the Wholesale
house drew sight draft on the mer-
chant through the bank. which was re-
turned unhonored. Then letter was
addressed to the postmaster inquiring
about the financial standing of the
merchant. The postmaster reported
the merchant all o. X. Finally the ac-
count was sent for collection addressed
to the leading lawyer.
Then the minister took his pen in
hand and wrote as follows: THE un-
dersigned is the merchant on whom
you attempted to palm OF your worth
less goods: the undersigned is presi-
dent and owner Of the bank to which
you sent your sight draft: the under
signed Is the postmaster to whom you
wrote. and the undersigned is the law
yer whose services you sought to OBJ
tain for your nefarious business. And
II the undersigned were not also the
pastor Of the church at this place he
would tell you where to go."-Kansas
City Star.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19

What the
Women
Want
Is Justice
Not
Sentiment:
Chivalry
, BY Mrs. T. p. O'cONNOR. |

= By Mrs. T. p. OcONNOR. English Sudraeist I
- NE FOUNDATION RELATIONS BETWEEN
I
~ We must not rely upon sentiment. What and
what W. demand is JUSTICE.
The laws they stand today INADEQUATE Many Of
them markedly unjust and reformation will take
place without the franchise.
the duty of force position where MUS
TICE and ARROGANCE and OPPRESSION NIPOSSI-
BILE.
Women brought the theory expecting undyng faith
tune consideration unseshness taking of all responsibility
from their shoulders by Slowly but surely she has unlearu
this false lesson There the world hem cndeg
cAivarous to But do rely upon sen
1ent What we want and what W" demand justice
AN OUNCE OF JUSTICE ADMINISTERED WITH
JUDGE AND JURY BEHIND WORTH cHlvALRN
IN
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Showed Her the Door.


Thomas had been u carpenter, but
owing to dullness IN trade he was en-.
gagged as footman at the big house"
in the village.
On the day Of his engagement his
mistress. having lady visitor in the
drawing room. rang the bell for the
footman. You will show this lady to
the front door. Thomas" she said.
Eyes. num-" replied Thomas. and.
bowling to the lady. he requested her
to follow him. On coming to the door
Thomas opened it. and the lady was
about to pass out when Thomas, tap
ping her on the shoulder. remarked.
"This is the door. mum: guild pitch
pine 1t is. the frame two an half
inches thick. with raised holdings:
wad cost about twa pound ten. num-"
London Ideas.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Notice For Publication.

Department Of the Interior. U. S. Land Office al
1.ewistovn. Montana. Jan. s. 1912.
Notice is hereby given that
James II. Lsckey
Of Judith. Gap Mont. who on Apr %, 1908. made
H. r.. No. $3.50. Serial No. O++66. for seq.
section 20. twp. lOn.. range l6e.. III. m, has
filed notice OF intention to make Final Coin,nu.
tation Proof. to established claim to the land
above described. before S. J. Small. U. S. Com.
missioner. at Judith Gap Montana. OH the 18th
day OF Feb. 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses: wilmot H. Wills.
Henry G. Reynolds William r. Harbit, and
George S. Haynes. all Of Judith Gap. Montana
9-lS c. Il. MckOIN. Register.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Teach Children the Dignity
of Labor Instead of
Science
Science
By DR.. HARVEY W. WILEY

- CHILDREN LABOR AND THAT
the BREAKING OF A PROMISE Is WRONG AND YOU
Y , MAKING GOOD START IMPROVING
Throw of the curriculum of the schools subjects
CHEMISTRY BOTANY and fact all the sciences and teach the
children PRACTICAL THINGS
The the rural communities
will be telling their congregations how to raise
Ministers and teachers should be practical.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19

- HE COLLEGE
4 MANY CHILDREN
~ SOCIAL SET.
She does from the class which marrics early
and without thought of the future because has nothing lose
and because it support persons nothing
y to support
While should be of the womans college whether
its graduates marry and have children pleasing
,efute the charge that the college FAILS WIFE AND
MOTHER.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Couldn't Manaae 4,

OV01V1US "0UN9V 10
The doctor had looked at the pa
tents tongue, taken his temperature,
felt his pulse and was at the point Of
leaving the room when he paused to
say to the sick mans wife:
Madame, in addition to your giving
the medicine have prescribed, l wish
you would see that every morning your
husband gets a shower BATH"
The woman looked worried. 'But,
doctor" she propounded anxiously.
what am goin' to do the mofnin's
we don't have no showers T'-Chicago
News
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19

Consolation.
Some Harvard students who had
either real or imaginary grievance
against taxicab chauffeur boarded
his cab and rode all evening and part
Of the morning, winding up in front Of
the halls. They excused themselves to
raise money enough to pay the bill and
never came back. The next day the
taxicab company was called up and the
manager was asked, did you have
some Harvard students use a cab all
night?"
Eyes"
did they evade the bill?"
Eyes"
did the chauffeur wait for four
hours for them to come out and pay
himY'
eyes"
"And you were never paidY'
''No."
"Well," concluded the voice, "isn't
that too - badw And the receiver
was hung up.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Won an Answer.


Ty Cobb, Detroit's star baseball play.
er. gets as much mail as a member Of
congress. Letters come to him from
girls who admire his style Of beauty.
from boys who study his style Of bat
ting and from seasoned "fans." If he
attempted to answer them all his bat
ting arm would soon he wreck.
One morning in Chicago during the
past season he was examining his
mail. Out of the fifty odd communi.
cations before him he took one.
This letter." he said. 'is tho only
one that gets rise out Of me. I'm 60
ing to write to this old fellow"
He passed the letter to q friend, who
read:
Dere Marster Cobb = How you kumsa
long? My rispecks to Madom Cobb
Please sir rite me q line. Desc niggers
down here in Misisipi says don't know
you and I wants to show dem yore letter
Yores rispeckful BEN JACKSON.
Popular Magazine.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
Perpetual Youth.

Perpetual Youth.
TITS yet high day. Thy staff resume
And night fresh battles for the truth.
For what is age but youths full bloom.
A ripper. more transcendent youth?
A weight Of gold
Is never old.
Streams broader grow as downward
rolled.
At sixty-two life has begun,
At eoventy-three begins once more.
Fly swifter az thou nearest tho sun
And brighter shine at eighty-four.
At ninety-five
Ehouldst thou arrive,
Still wait on God and work and thrive.
oliver Wendell Holmes.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
." The
Scrap Book


Jimmy Ryan was very absentmind.
ed, and his friends loved to tell Stories
of his misadventures. You would hear
one morning that Ryan had gone home
The evening before. walked into the
boarding house next his own under
the impression that he was home. had
sat down at the table and had not
aroused from his abstraction until
some one had called his attention TO
the mistake.
But the best story Of all was nut
over the day after Ryan's wedding.
This was an evening affair.
'They drove away from the church."
said the narrator, land over to the
new house that had been all fixed ND
for them. When they got to the door
Ryan helps her out tenderly and leads
her up to the door and talks to her
minute. Then he shakes hands with
her and says. Well. good night, Lucy
"'Good night?' says she inquiringly.
eyes, says he. 4 guess it's time
was going home now
"'Why. Jimmy Ryan. you big It, she
says. wake up. You live here now"
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19
A Speech That Wasn't Delivered.

- 0PSeC0 nat WaSnt delivered.
After be had resigned as pension
commissioner and returned to Kansas
Gene Ware was fond VI relating al,
experience that befell him while b.
was stationed at the national capita,.
He was invited to deliver a Fourth OF
July grafton at Gettysburg and accept
ed. He mentioned the matter to Pres.
ident Roosevelt one day at the White
House.
by George. that's bully: said
Teddy. Il will just 20 down and ~
ten to your address" Then Teddy
paused for a moment aud said. Eyes.
and I'll make Root go too" Then be
paused again aud said. "I'll Just take
the whole cabinet"
OF course that made Ware feel good
To think that the president Of the
United States and the members Of hls
cabinet would 60 to hear him make N
address tended to pub him up juss Z
little.
Well. Teddy and several members Of
tho cabinet went all right Courtesy
demanded that the president be called
on first ''for few remarks" So
Teddy was called on. He spoke 1or
two straight hours. and Ware never
did get to deliver his speech.-Kanaas
City Journal.
Judith Gap journal. [volume] (Judith Gap, Mont.) 1908-19??, 1912-01-19

Hustle, and you will not feel the
cold.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1912-10-11
Endorsed by

ures law.
When Strobe took office Ohio
seemed to be the dumping ground fol
incorrect weighing and measuring
devices.
For many years the secretary OF
state was custodian Of the standards
furnished the state by the federal
government. Later the professor of
physics Of Ohio State University was
designated by statute as state sealer
of weights and measures.
With the support of the press, the
public was aroused to the Importance
of this work, and in 1910 the gen
eral assembly designated the state
dairy and food commissioner as state
sealer, but overlooked the appropria-
tion necessary to make this change
effective.
The law made it the duty Of the
state dairy and food commissioner,
once every three years, to require
each county auditor and city or vii
lage sealer in this state to present
all standards of weights and meas
ures in their possession to him for
comparison, and generally he was
charged with the enforcement of all
weights and measures laws.
There was 3 defect in that neither
the state sealer nor his deputies, the
county sealer nor his deputy, nor the
city sealer were authorized or re-
quired to compare and seal any
weights or measures except such as
were brought to them for that pur-
pose. It was apparent that if the
purchasing public and dealers in
merchandise were to receive the
benefits evidently intended by the
trainers of the weights and measures
laws, it was necessary that state and
local sealers should be empowered to
go out and inspect scales, weights
and measures wherever they were
used or maintained for use; to abol-
fsh the fee system and place the
deputy sealer on a straight salary; to
bring computing scales under the jur-
isdiction Of the sealers; to require
that certain commodities must be
sold by avoirdupois weight or numeri-