The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-02-18

kept tn grocery store on tn next corner, a man
be tn name vFostcr, an as good little fellow
as liver We see. He was gr-reat frind ~ mine,
but twas twinty 10 wan that il witit by mis- store
Pathrick's day sngn Th' Wearin' ~ tn
Green, nachraly, dye mind lords him, he'd
throw something at me out iv a window; and not
wanst but dozen times he's been 50 insultin' an
irritatin on tn Twelfth " July that I've had To.
chase him blocks down tn sthrect
Relliion is qusre thing Be itsiIf it's all
right. But sprinkle little poyticks into it an
dmynite is bran -four compared with it. Alone
it prepares r. bother life. Combined
with pollyticks it hurries him to it. Dye suppose
TIL old la-ads who started all these things goifl'
cinchries ago had amy rellijon' Divvlc tn bit
tn likes iv thin liver had thin or now They
wanted to get piece v land or a bunch iv money
an they knew they cuddent get anybody to lave
home an fight just be sayin' ! want land and
money. That wudden't make much in battle
cry. SO they made a rclliious Issue out ~ it.
They said to tn likes iv you an me- That iel-
low over there thinks yc ar-re goin' to hell wl1i1
you die Ye take his lie an I'll take his land an
his money
{" I don't blame tn jocks an tn narquesses an
tn ears f'r bein cross about home rule. Bust
ness in their line has been bad Fl some time an
NANNY iv tn Irish peers has had to go to wurruk
sellin' wine or marryin American heiresscs. But
ye'd wondher why hero that's casn seams or
forgin bolts in a Belfast shipyard wud care who
ruled Ireland. But he's got an idea in his head
that if tn fellows that lead us took holt they'd
do tn same to him that his leaders did to US whn
they were on top. He can sec himsilf goin' to
WHATEVER kind iv haythen sarvicc tn Prisbytcr
vans have in barn an little Presbyterian boys
larnin' their a-b-abs behind hedge, an you.
Hinnissy, chasin tn Jock or Earl or whatver
he is iv Rosconrnon off tn potato patch that his
father chased ye'er father off fifty years ago
That's why he is. singin' Lilibuero an tearin'
UP tn pavemint,
But I'm afraid nawthin' will come iv it but
more wurruk FIR tn sthreet department " Belfast
an Londonderry. I'll sleep with me pike along,
side me bed an be ready to go over at mnyits
notice, But III not be needed. There's hardly
chanst that there'l be amy fun Our angry little
frinds frim over bcyant will have to go back to
wurrul whin til whistle blows an save their
rellijon f'r SUNDAYS an their pollyticks Fl ho
days TIL Jocks an til earls will 60 home 70
England, an in few years yell hear tn same
tired Joke about this rivoluchion that tn boys
WHO lcli III Ou oiu waits III QlIilicI ilcVC DEL
ten about Our rivoluchions f'r cinchry, Sir
Ed Carson, tn intrepid lawyer who Is at tn
head w tn boodthlrsty movement, will say: We
had ten nliyon Ulsther men ARMED to til teeth
ready to use at a signal An why didn't they?'
They were pinched be tn constablry FIR ye
can put this In ye'er little book that no riyoin-
,ehion iver succeeded that didn't have til poi;
with It."
An ao,' p said Mr. Hennessy we've got f,i.rl
with US at last, We aren't gon' to get anything
out v 1t afther all these years iv oppression
Well,' said Mr.. Dooley :" ] think we ought
to stop all Orange procissyons on I'll. Twelfth u
July in tn inthrests iv peace an ordher,
/" That'd &c grand, said Mr.. Henncssy.
lcopEsight; ,ai2. Ey FINLEY aster buans-l