The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1912-05-31

netneiehem, OF his Hittite Commando
s.w once again the scowl that cam.
ana went upon the handsome co. as
!Uao MS commander-in-chief when ~.
!o0 was put up on Uriah. and ;r,an
lneo ne could see the hectic a"sh
come and 60 upon the pretty f,c. &c
the woman who was to die os ~ VI
sumption later because she h.d I'm S
.hs aS1ae ner curtain. and then it was
n rma. Oav ,no wrote that awful psalm
i;sh i:e IVY, one of the pieces of Eng
msn literature that no person under "a
years OF age should ever dare reaS
ruage never again. whispered david
as the icy hand of death felt for HE
wheel at the cistern, '' MS
me Fharisees sought to FUDGE
upon poor woman who had h.en
guilty OF adultery with one of the;r
own number. They brought her trem.
bling into the presence Of Chr;st snd
sskeo ior her speedy death. Christ
.ovpeo down and wrote these words
IN the sand: why didn't you catch
,ne man too! Every FudRer in the
lot saw his foundation falling awav
ne near the low wash of the rising
tlde. Christ stopped down again and
wrote a young woman's name In The
sano and the long-whiskered old
hypocrite' who was loudest in hi.
condemnation of the Door woman
saw the name of the sweetheart he
mad wronged thirty years before. inst
the iaii before he came west and
married the stockman's girl. He
mixed instanter. Another Of the ras-
Gals held out for the woman's punish
ment. whereupon the Chist STONED
down and wrote another name Of a
young woman. This fellow thought
right quick that his horse was about
to break loose at the hitching rack.
and SO he skeedaddled. One BY one
away leaving the woman alone with
the Christ where she obtained her
freedom from the carnal heart and
went away rejoicing Ever sinner
OF every sort since that time has been
asked to come alone into the presence
OF Him who was with Jehovah when
the blueprint of Orion was being
drawn by student of one of Gods
Bright and Morning Star.
St. Peter stood face to face with a
school girl as she came to the gate
to throw out pan of Feelings, and
who said to him: ut looks to me
very much like you are follower of
this Christ we have in here" Now St.
Peter was frightened out of his wits
and so he bleated out-"nothing of
the sort, have never saw the fellow"
The girl held him right to it and in
sisted that there was no use in lying
about it. Peter who afterward shouted
into the teeth of bowling mob: Ere
pent every one of you on double
quick ORDER" wilted like transplant
ed Nasturtium before the July noon
day sun, and insisted that the damsel
was suffering from a case of mis-
taken identity, but the girl said his
talk was all bosh. Peter was like a
good many fellows these days, he
wanted the crown but was willing to
lie out of the cross. The girl called
her uncle who threw the truth into
Peters teeth 80 forcibly that Peter
had no other alternative and so he
swore vehemently. Sixty days after
that God gave Peter a new heart and
there was never a recurrance of his
denials, and he henceforth set about
to tell men they would find it abb
solutely impossible to obey the Christ
with there old carnal hearts, and yet
the woods are full of men in these
days who are still trying to do that
impossible act. .as.
A man on the banks Of little
inland sea saw another man wallow.
| ing in the sand and slime. A bunch
of deviled fish and frogs lay mixed
with seeds and grass. A man in this
muss was wiping the dirt from his
eyes in which digestion had already
set up. Jonah had tried to Fudge or
| the Lord and hold a meeting over al
Tarshish, when the Lord had tolt
him he wanted the next revival al
Nineveh. The first man said, hello
pardner. what's going ons Jonaf
turned slowly in the direction of tina
voice and asked, what is the bes
route to take to get to Nineveh? H,
never Judged on the Lord thereafter
but got little obstreperous q few
days later when his revival did no
end up as he hoped. When he. dis
finally hold the meeting, however
his report to the papers did not pa
or stuff the actual hgures any, Ou
put it down just as it was. If he ha'
fifty-four conversions he did not max
it read ~ or any other uncertain mum
Der, it simply read, 81.
| We are nearly all Fudgers.
i If we do not Fudge on men an
women, we Fudge ON God.
i God says we will rob him at tn
drop of the hat. ..
| God says we are going to be Fude
ed just, a. We Fudge. and every oil
hypocrite in this country knows It I
be the fact, however he may conten
that he never done anything to brin
, it upon him. "a &
Il When ever we try to help one owe
. on another, We are Judging, and v
, may rest assured that with VIII,
. Judgement wes Fudge. Il viii b
, Judged to 40 again. II there wei
any loop hole to get out Of this, som
: one ought to have discovered Il Ion
| ago, but there It 10 inevitably writ
! Men In this county who have new
. demonstrated but one passage