The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-27

Just thing what would happen IL u
were for state office! You know there
is but one woman in Florida who can
talk half as rapidly or as long as jeff
The leopard cannot change its spots
but thank the lord a Republican can
turn Democratic.
Not that we know anything about
beauty, but Bill Mapoles hadn't i'm
proved in looks the last time we saw
him.
The shortest story is usually lie.
Makes no difference if he is a fly,
you've gotta swat him now or die.
Colonel T. J. Laud Brown has
dropped out of the race for congress
man at large and the Tampa Tribune
says he did not, appear in the moving
pictures of the Key West celebration.
Going to stop swatting toe fly long
enough to knock the s*uffin' out Of the
first one who asks is it hot enough for
,you?
\ The Stanley investigation is going
even to the end of the world. Mr..
Stanley speaks in Tampa Gu April Is.
NrTtbCSy Oh ALidtiLSt, IN uSLIlSN
Daisy, but her husband has changed
his mind about her. even il he thought
her to be one at FIRST.
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Pensacola wants the Maps to come
here for training next winter.
Free tolls for ccastwise vessels
through the Panama canal would be
nothing less than Paying two sub
sides to the owners of ships engaged
in the business.
1t appears that LIE Toilette has
picked up the colonels hat.
Men may not live longer now than
they did hundred years ago. but
most of us stay up later at night AMI
manage to crowd in a few extra years
not to mention the highballs.
If 1t should take after his grandaddy,
let us be thankful there is not one at
Nick's home and no prospects.
Open air motion picture shows en-
tertainingly educate the people to the
workings. of the dangerous and filthy
fly.
Don't take 'em of just yet. We
mean your shoes. Of course.-Charlotte
Observer.
With but few exceptions. North
Carolinians don't wear the others.
Love is about the only thing a real
man will beg for.
Pensacola's brass bands will be joys
to the residents in the parks on moon
light nights.
Even minister is supposed to have
some elasticity of conscience at funeral
services.
1t is estimated that Sclomon's tenn
pie cost $5,000000, but that was before
Philadelphia began the erection OF
public buildings, and of course 1t didn't
cost much.
Old man winter attempted 20 sit in
the lap of spring on Monday, but Miss
not tolerate his presence longer.
Lambright, we want to vote for you.
but tell us who is your second choice.
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Two strikes are permissible, but
even a good union ball player must
go to work after striking twice.
For only a day would we like to
write poetry just to get even with
some fellows we know.
Wit is often only near enough TO
pain YOU.
The question is: what becomes of
all the chewing gum?
But Nick Longworth may prefer a
parrot to a sterk.
Governor Gilchrist merely assisted
Frank Clark to a place upon the
ground.
Mans curiosity has not reached a
point as yet where he would like 70
know the ingredients of boarding
house hash.
False coloring is as unsatisfactory
as false manners.
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IF ii is rendered me" were well
spoken words Of the colonel.
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Representative Danuitte H Mays is
doing a great deal of newspaper and
other advertising about his record, but
there is one thing he Is not advertising.
viz; the fact that he is now and has
been neglecting his official duties al
Washington and is doing some siren
uous gun-shoeing over the Third dis
trict.