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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
Two 10 Company.

"Did you ever tell that young man
that late hours were bad for oneY' ask
ed the father at the breakfast table.
"Well, father" replied the wise
daughter, "late hours may be bad for
one. but they're all right for two."-
Yonkers Statesman.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
In London.

Husband of Militant Suffragist ito
his secretary)-Take this note around
to my wife. please.
Secretary-Certainly, sir At which
fail Is she ACCOMPLISHMENTS Bazaar.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
Knew . verse.

Frederick was only four and had
lust returned to his home in Alabama
after q visit to relatives In Missouri.
Within a week or two he went to Sun
day school for the first time. The pre-
vious Sunday the teacher had told the
little ones to come prepared to speak
little verse from the Bible or their Sun
day school paper.
When It came Frederick's turn she
said, "Frederick. this being your first
Sunday presume you haven't q
verse"
Frederick, with a great deal Of conf
dence, replied. "Yes. ma'am. have"
Every well, let us have 1t.
At which Frederick chirped blithely:
"You gotta quit kickin' my dawg
aroun'. Kansas City Star.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
unforqixina,

There are some mistakes man can
live down."
"Say the rest Of It."
"But be can never live down q mis-
take II II was made at our bridge
ciub."-Washington Herald.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
rHe NATION.

While many foreign accent. which
our God can understand.
II blessing him for home and bread
In this free. fertile land.
Yes. when upon the eastern coast
We sink to happy rest
The day Of Independence rolls still
onward to the west.
TIL dies on the Pacific shore the
shout Of Jubilee
That woke the morning with IT.
voice along the Atlantic sea.
o God. look down upon the land
which thou hast loved 20 we'll
And grant that In unbroken truth
her children still may DWELL
Nor while the grass grows on the
hill and streams now through
the vale
May they forget their fathers fAith
or In their covenant fall!
God keep the fairest. noblest land
that lies beneath the sun.
.'Our country. our whole country
and our country every one!
A0eorge w. Bethune QSo6-0.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

Knlcker-Which end Of a COW gets
up first?
Butcher-lt all rises at 0nce.-New
York Sun.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
Rim,d earoain In an Aneora Goat.

Rimsd Bargain In IN Ansora Goat
Anna ]. Richart Of West Plains ad-
vertises a goat for sale In the following
poetic manner:
II offer one Angora goat. with burs
bejeweling his coat No other beast
with cloven hoof can climb q tree or
scale a roof. In appetite none else
compares. He dotes on tin and other
wares, and when we hear the baby yell
we know the reason very well-that
goat has gouged her with his prongs
So hear this most sincere Of songs,
take heed Of its lmploring note and
then come In and take the goat"-Lin-
neus (Mo.l Bulletin.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
Nature Teaches Iaventsrs.

We get our hints from nature"
the inventor said. Take, for in
stance. the hollow pillar, which is
stronger than the solid one. The
wheat straw showed us the superior
strength Of the hollow pillar. Solid,
the wheat straw would be unable to
support its head Of grain. Where did
man get his idea for carriage springs?
From the. .hoofs of the horse, which.
like the springs is derivedfrom par
allel plates. Scissors we get from the
jaws of the tortoise, which are nat
ural scissors; chisels from the squir-
rel, who carries them in his mouth;
adzes from the hippopotamus, whose
ivories are adzes Of the best design;
the plane from the bees jaws; the
triphammer from the woodpecker. !"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

ArTkR he has done a days work
is time enough for q young fellow to
polish his nails and vaseline his hair.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
Faets Abest the Bible.

- A.. ro:l, ntalNy- me-
timents there are 3.586. .473 letters.
775. .693 words, 3l.373 verses. 1.1ss
chapters and 6ls hooks
2-The longest booh + Psalms.
which has $50 divisions. The short.
est is Second John which has one
chapter OF thirteen verses.
3-The longest chapter in the 18th
Psalm. which has l76 verses. The
shortest the 117th Psalm, which has
Two verses.
4-The longest verse is the ninth
verse of the eighth chapter of Esther.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

Some years ago an English curat
surprised his parishioners by marry
ing widow considerably older than
himself. The astonishment was still
greater when the cause was known.
The curate bad become engaged to q
young girl whose frivolous conduct
soon led him to regret the step. He
offered . settlement for his release,
but it was refused. He endeavored in
every way to break the engagement,
but witout success.
rs there nothing I can do to es-
cape this?" he exclaimed one day in
despair.
Yes" remarked the the girls
mother, who was present and who
had been the prime mover in the mar
riage negotiations. ''bymarrying me. |"
The curate decided if he had to mar
ry one Of two he preferred the mother
and accepted her. The young girl
soon married wealthy stockbroker.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

SRNyfBLE WOMAN. - Anna Held,
lately divorced from Florence Zieg-
field. has said in answer to- an
inquiry: /" Yes. as soon as l find
the right man, l shall say. 1t is not
good for women to live alone?'" Nor
alizing on the subject she further
said: "In any kind of life it is difi-
cult for people to live together unless
they do live together. Theatrical peo-
pie should not marry unless they r'-
main in the same company" will
your new husband be with you al
ways?" asked he correspondent. Ii
I return to the atage. he will not nec-
essariIy be in the theater at every per-
formance. she answered, but he
will be in the same city with mel
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

y -~-aa7-sS 49,
Wouldn't it make your blood boil
to hear a young man, say of 18 years
OF age, using slang in every sentence
he utters, declaring Old Glory is
nothing but rag of oppression,
poverty. slavery, and the flag of only
the capitalist. when the father of the
said young man, lost a leg in fight
ing for the Stars and Stripes dur
ing the Civil war, and to-day is re-
ceiving o pension from Uncle Sam?
l say, wouldn't it make your blood
boil?
What is more disgusting than the
police of Tacoma giving two fallen
women the third degree" in order
to gain evidence against Brlngolf, a
self-confessed thief. Why not give
the third degree" to his laundry
man, the owners OF a cafe, the saloon
man. the owner OF an automobile, the
cigar man; to any and all who gave
him goods in return for his money.
How does any merchant, or profess
slonal man, or scarlet woman, know
customer has stolen the money
which he pays to them for what he
purchases2 It's too bad some bluff
charge could not be trdmped up
against the officers who admins tered
the third degree" to those women
of the underworld in Tacoma, in or
der that the officers might receive
what they give-the blackmailiEg,
hypocri9ical, degrading third de-
gree" proposition.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
s;..e.. Twins A.. R;v.ll.d il East.

/
At Holyoke, Mass. June g., twin
daughters Of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Griggs. born q week ago. with bodies
joined together like the famous Siam
|ese twins, are happy and healthy and
apparently gaining strength daily.
If the Griggs' twins live to grow up.
and the attending physicians say
there is no reason Why they should
not, the case will be the second
|authen ticated instance OF the kind in
history.
For . few days after the birth Of
the twins their separation by an op-
GRAFTON was considered. The prac-
tical certainty that the operation
would result in the death of one and
might prove fatal to both, led to the
abandonment Of the idea. Aside from
the fact that they are joined at the
hips, the twins have no more in COM
mon than any other twins. Thus.
one smiles while the other cries or
sleeps. One is q little larger than
the other and eats more than her
sister,.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

A woman in Tacoma says the Ia
coma Tribune offers o carving set as
an inducement to gain subscribers.
She asserts that there is not enough
"meat" in the Tribune to require
the use of the fork" alone, not to
speak of the knife and steel.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

at Tacoma last Memorial Day, as re-
CARDS Old Glory, and distribute in
every city, town, village. hamlet,
crossroads and farmhouse in the
State OF Washington; that's what l
would do. No American can read it
and not be better for 80 doing; bet
ter in the love of his country and
flag.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

Talking about your fearless lead
ers, who but William Jennings
Bryan would have had the back
bone to introduce the resolution
which opposed the nomination of any
candidate under obligation to J..
Pierpont Morgan, Thomas F. Ryan,
August Belmont or any privilege
seeking class.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

If had my way, l would print the
speech delivered by Albert Johnson,
editor Of the Hoquiam Washirgtonias,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

You have noticed, we suppose,
that men who concentrate them
selves to the uplift generally demand
an Office as starter" says the
Houston Post. Certainly. In other
words, they are in the game OF re-
form for the gate receipts.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

Moving pictures are used in ad-
vertising California's raisin industry
at land shows all over the country
Eastward, Southwark, Northward
and Westward, the star of science
takes its way.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

A New York woman has sued her
husband for divorce on the ground
that he is too perfect. II such q
complaint is allowed to stand In
court the majority OF married men
will feel o bit uneasy.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

Mayor Cotterill, of Seattle, and ex-
preacher Mayor Ferguson OF Ho-
GUAM. should double and apply for
an engagement on some vaudeville
circuit. A few Prohibitionists and
several I. w. WIS would go to see
them perform, no doubt.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

1t must have got John L. Will
sons goat" to know Senator Poin-
dexter occupied o seat with the
Democratic delegates from Washing
ton State in the convention at Balti-
more.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

Every Taft Republican in the Unit
ed States, knowing the dirty, ward
healer acts Of Taft supporters in
Chicago, may as well prepare their
Grape for the funeral of Taft, which
far as politics is concerned, will take
place this fall.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

The more paint and powder the
young girl uses to-day-the more fol
her to- morrow.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

Senator La Toilette says that it
requires surgeon to operate on the
trusts. A surgeons work is to cure.
not kill" says the P.-I. The P.-L
should explain, if it possibly can,
how surgeon can cure, il he doesn t
operate.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05

The l. W. W.'s who slander Old
Glory, are building hopes on the
sand; are speedily inviting them
selves to oblivion. in the United
States.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
N'a5hlnQtou Stanlarh

Editor and Proprietor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
QUALITY OR
QUANTITY
Which Do You Prefer =?
Newbro's Herpicide Rep
resents Quality.

Did you ever have a dealer offer you
large bottle Of something and tell
you it. was a better remedy for the
hair than Newbro's Herpicide ana
cheaper because in larger bottle.
What? Certainly we knew you had.
Many other people have, too.
What would youe say to that same
dealer were he to tell you silver dol
lar was worth more than a Ave dollar
gold piece because it was larger.
Such an attempt being a reflection
upon your good sense you would prob
ably say some rather pointed things -
him. You would be justified. Your
selfrespect would demand 1t.
Well, there are just as many good
reasons for the difference IN size be-
tween those bottles as there are for
the difference in size between the sii
yer dollar and the 1--WE dollar gold
piece.
The truth is that the large bottle
isn't half large enough.
There is more virtue in a half pint
of Newbro's HeTpicide than in a gal
lon of some of the So called hair prep
arations.
There is a dollars worth of results
in the tottle Of derpicide, but do you
know what is in the other?
No? Then why buy 1t? Your iudG-
ment. intelligence and the experienc {
of your 1rlenOS, II not your own, cry
out against IL.
You know when you go into th9'
store that Herpicide is what you neel
and what.
You KNOW that Herpicide is tbs
original scalp prophylactic.
You KNOW that Herpicide kills the
dandruff germ.
You Know that Eerpicide stops
falling hair.
You Know that Herpicide makes the
hair light, fifty and beautiful.
You know these things in the same
way you know that the I'VE dolia!
gold piece, notwithstanding its size, Is
more valuable than the silver dollar.
Then insist on having genuine Her
picide.
guaranteed by all druggists.
Applications obtained at the pes
barber shops and hair dressing par
lors. r..
Send 10c in postage or silver foI
sample and booklet TO The Herpicldt
Co-SDept. R., Detroit, Mich. D'Alem-
berts's Pharmacy, special agent
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
THE GRANDMOTHER.

rra glory Of her face still likes with
-,a pIorv Of her heart works in our
~. glory I5 Of her Soul is warmth of
AID Hght of Sun, and in her holy
presence
urened are our wild world hearts with
pouring Peace,
Ali golden days, an, mellow Indian
summer
All golden Autumn OF the year OF
Man
The davs are hers, the golden days
are hers,
She has known Life; she has known
earliest dreams
II wandering chlldAoOu, earnest girl
Earliest womanly love; the passion of
the Mother;
The burden of the Maker of the
Home;
The rangs Of Birth; the quicksand
clutch Of Death
Wife woman. toiler, mother, guardian,
o Lowry angel of three generations!
sh. has gone through it all; all
dreams we know
All Langs we seek to tear from our
torn hearts,
All Joys that thrill US, all wild hours
All folly. wisdom, all that makes up
life,
Has she gone throuGh-gone through
unknown to Fame,
Unhonored, unapplauded, meek and
pure,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
THE BUSINESS WOMAN'S
CLUB MEETS TONIGHT,

The Business Woman's Club will
meet tonight at the club rooms, at $50
o'clock, when business of importance
will come before the club. All of the
members are urged to attend.
The Business Woman's Club was
started with a few earnest workers
and 1t is rapidly growing TO be an as
s7ciation of much Importance. AS the
city grows its needs along the lines
OF civic Improvement become greater.
Twenty years ago the business woman
in Pensacola, If not a rara avis. was
unusual. Her sisters in larger cities
were even then organizing TO meet
conditions that Pensacola is just now
Il cling. The problem Of the business
woman here is not yet involved. But
these women and girls who have form
co themselves into an association for
mutual pleasure and profit are work
ing not only for the present. They
arc building for the future
Pensacola now has its woman doc
tel, it's woman law student, It's woman
court reporter-trained nurses, stenog-
rGphers, newspaper women. milliners,
bCokkaepers, secretaries, clerks and
tea chers and dressnakers, artists and
musicians, all but the first named
three by the score. Surely then. as
these avenues of work are filled with
busy, capable women, the need arises
to make conditions for them not only
as pleasant as possible, but safe
guarded as we'll. =
One of the needs that arises every
where that the business woman is
largely represented, is the home in
fluence, that must so often be lacking
in her life. Here, fortunately, most
os the women and girls who work have
their sheltered homes, where they are
made comfortable after a hard days
work, For woman's work Is hard. be
It in store or office, behind the counter,
meeting all kinds and conditions OF
humanity-the gently bred and the
rude and uncouth, the arrogant ana
the fault finding, or in the ONCE, tax
Ing dictation, or using the typewriter
ali day-it matters not what the WORK
NAV be, if it is done conscientiously,
it consumes energy and requires al
the nerve force of which one is Ca
pable.
The girls from the smaller towns are
coming into Pensacola, not in great
numbers, but in increasing numbers
to work side by side with the girl who
has her home circle here. And the
girl from the other town. be it the
small country village or the big city,
needs the influence Of the home circle
And if she cannot have her own dear
ones with her. she should find some
circle ready to adopt her. to make
room for her. and TO feel that from the
very beginning-for it is in the be-
ginning that she needs comfort and
companionship-ther is place ready
fer her.
In most cities of the size OF Pen
sacola there is a Young Woman s
Christian Association. And that is one
az the things that the Woman's Club
hopes to achieve. Not all at once. Not
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
HEARTH ana
HOfrt3
Problems
bP
MQS ELIZABETH THUMPO
LABE1HT HUMRJW

and should I release him? (2) I have
a dark or olive complexion. brown
eyes. and straight black hair. What
colors ought I to wear? r. E. r.
You are too young to be working
out love problems. Yes, I think you
and your father ought to understand
each other and be very close to each
other at this time. Ask him to know
this young man better before judging
him, and If he is reasonable and is
thinking only o. his daughters good
he Will want 10 do this Perhaps he
will make it a point to be with you
and the young man on a number of
occasions. However, after he has be-
come better acquainted If he still feels
he does not want you 10 be with him,
probably he is right. At least, you
should try to respect his judgment for
z few years until you are old enough
to judge yourself ] should have my
father understand, too, that you can
never be anything more than friends
with this other young man and that
he must en- "ours &c him in no other
way. (2) Delicate Pink, red, browns,
yellow, and white ought to be your
especial colors, but II your skin is
Clear .ou ought tn look well in most
any color of a Hecoming shade. Laven-
Ger and certain Of the wistaria shades
can usually he worn with q good. clear
dark complexion whether light or
dark.
Dear Mrs Thompson: Can you tell
me what to 90 help a blue Bingham
dress from fading?
Soak over night In salt water. or
water to which turpentine has been
added.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
DOCTORS AFRAID
TO GIVE CAL0MEL
After-Effects Uncertain and Often
Dancerous-Dodson Liver Tone,
Mild Medicine, Takes It's
Place.

The use Of calomel has been stopped
in thousands Of homes. Dodson' s
Liver Tone, a pleasant, vegetable liver
tonic that is a perfect substitute for
calomel in curing constipation and
billousness. Is taken instead. bod
sens LiverTone is absolutely harm
less and its use is not followed by
nausea and another attack OF consti-
patton as often happens after taking
calomel. D'Alemberte's drug store has
sold so much Dodson's Liver Tone
and il has been so satisfactory
wherever taken that they guarantee
10 give any person his money back II
he does not find it a perfect substi-
tute for calomeI. No restriction of
habits or diet is necessary.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
MOTHERS DAY
To BE OBSERVED.

The First Baptist church will fitting
ly observe Mothers Day, as has been
customary since the celebration OF
this day Of days was first instituted
Last year the exercises were very
beautiful and appropriate. and this
YEAR they will be equally so, but it
ha: not yet been decided just what
form the observance will take.
The second Sunday in May has for
Sc aral years now had the distinction
a. icing Mothers Day-a day dedi-
Gated to that dear one For whom every
heart beats in love and veneration.
No one is too old to remember a moth
"'s love, and none too low to do her
rel erence."
The white carnation and the white
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
FOR MRS. FLORENCE L'RARoN
AND MRS GEO I,RARON

Mrs. w. b. Ferriss will be hostess
this afternoon from to at the
Country Club. when she will entertain
al afternoon tea for Mrs. Florence Le-
Raron and Mrs. Geo. LeBaron, of FL
Paso, Texas.
There is no lovelier spot in which
to renew the old ties of friendship or
to form new ties of acquaintance than
In these lovely surroundings, and on
the galleries looking across the waters
O. Pensacola's Incompatible bay. and
in the homelike and pretty rooms of
the club house, these two, the one
whose home was once a centre Of the
social life Of the city, and the other
now an integral part of the society of
the beautiful western city, FL Paso,
can but realize to the fullest and most
delightful extent the hospitabie cor
diality that they will always find
awaiting them here.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30
HOUSEHOLD
TALKS
49,
Henrietta
D.Cfa11Q

Crumbs dried and buttered and siftet
and set aside until the hour Of need
prove crumbs of comfort when the
dinner hour approaches. Neither fodr
nor ceecker dust answers so wei fol
ma tines' croduettes and small cuts
for the crumbs absorb the frying ma
teriaI and make more impervious
coating.
So much do the lowly crumbs con-
tribute to the elements of good Twins
through good cooking, that they ar,
prepared and boxed for the trade II
some Of the larger bakeries, but thu
thrifty housewife has no need for the
commercial article; she saves the end;
of the loaves and Leftover slices an.
buffers them lightly and when enough
have accumulated places a full pa'
beneath the broiler burner OF TN
range to dry thoroughly Then they
are rolled and sifted ard placed in un
covered jars for later use.
The finest ones are for breadins
purposes, the coarser for thickenine
and for escalloping and the coaTseS1
of all are made into puddings and
those other numberless dishes thai
nave the true homemade taste.
A tomato stew becomes rich
tempting dish when the crumbs are
added instead of being a watery, ma
Soriess, soup-like food.
Try making it this way: Heat car
Of drained tomatoes in a porcelain par
and season with salt and pepper anC
cinnamon and a little cloves. Wher
bubbItng hot add a pinch of soda Il
neutraIize the acids. Then put in TIVE
TABLESPOONS of butter and a cup o.
bread crumbs Sweeten slightly anc
serve very hot. Or the tomatoes may
be drained and escalloped in a baking
dish and drowned quickly.
Bread Crumb Fritters-Two cups o.
crumbs soaked in sweet milk or ir
Tr1 terr.fIk until soft, one cup of siftec
flour containing salt to season anc
baking powder to ieaven if sweet mill
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-04-30

for some time, perhaps. But with the
beginning they have made, the in
tetest they have aroused, and the as
surance they have that they have
started out on the right road for in
fiuence and progress, it will not be
very long-certainly not more than a
few years-before they will have a
we'll organized Y. w. c. A. here in
Pensacola. lending hand" to the
stranger within the gates, as we'll as
helping the home girls to broaden
in their sympathies and pleasures.