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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Display of
Stupidity.

There are times when the voters
back home" must bear the censure Of
the public on account OF the childish
acts of the men elected to congress.
For example, number of the repre-
sentatives in congress have organized
the Tell Us-How to-Vote" club for
the purpose OF slurring William Jen-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Mr.. Needmore-I've had awful hard
luck lately and I thought that since
We used to be such great pals, you
might help me out. Mr.. Gotmore-
Sure, 1 will. Porter, help this person
to the door.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Iawver-Ive just landed that big
CORPORATION law case for my son
Friend-Why, he's only two years ola
vet? Iawyer-Certainly. but he'll DE
ready for it by the time I've hnshed
the preliminary work of getting a jury.
Puck,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Good Advice.

A year or so ago the Pilot urged
Pensacola TO inaugurate a movement
to secure a shipyard at that point.
The matter is Just now being taken
up by the Commercial Association and
business men of the place and con-
siderable interest in the prOjetc is
being displayed. Pensacolians should
learn to act upon the Pilots sugges-
tions when made. and not ruminate
for years over them.-Panama City
Pilot
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Cy Lillard may pull off another good
fair, and ordinarily he's reliable, but
he must let up on that 22-year- old
chicken proposition or he will have to
take his turn in the waiting line to
become a member of the Ananias club.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Safe and Sound.

Safe and Sound.
Hon. Frank L. Mayes, the talented
editor of The Pensacola Journal is
candidate for delegate TO the national
Democratic convention. and the Times
asks the people of Franklin county to
put an Y mark opposite his name when
they vote in the primary. Mr.. Mayes
is a safe and sound Democrat and
he can be trusted to carry out the
wishes of the chicola
Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

thing to say about him that he will
not like"
Once made an unkind remark about
us that seemed uncalled for and we
just thought that one good turn de-
served another'-theTe is enough con-
fession in that statement to explain
the entire policy of a newspaper.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Reduced Prices

at San Carlos Billiard and Pool Room.
French Pool ala per cue; s Balls,
21-2c per cue; Is Balls, sc per cue; %
Balls, 71-2 per cue; High Low Jack,
10c per cue; Billiards, coo per hour.
29feb-3t*
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Hostess (pairing off the ruag,a
Mr.. Parvenu, you will please take Mite.
Gumwell out to dinner Parvsnn- IT,
Why / thought you were havfr' a..
dinner here in the hOusc-gag,,,
Transcript.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
REMOVAL NOTICE

DR.. Dewberry and DIT. Address b.,..
moved their Office from the p-s,s
building to the Thiesen building. tbi-s
floor. .""
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Fashion note. Dispatch from Paris
says dresses will be lower this season.
Know 1t does not mean in price, but
would like to learn whether it's at the
top or bottom.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Delaying the primary one day will
allow thirty five additional days in
which polY taxes may be paid. The
people need more time and there is
not one reason why, they should not
have it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

When the San Francisco man oper-
ated on himself for appendicitis it just
goes to show to what extent a fellow
will go to amuse himself.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Two years ago Ton. John S. Beard,
then of Pensacola, left his Florida
home and took up his residence in
Virginia, but the call of Florida
has been too strong for him and
now he is coming back to his old
home to spend the remainder of his
life. There is not one of her truant
sons to whom we would extend
warmer welcome back to Florida than
we do to our friend. John Beard. and
to wish him all the pleasures of a
happy Florida him for the rest of his
life is to wish him the best of the
good things here on earth-Courier
Informant.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Edison has made concrete take the
place of wood in so many instances
that II won't be surprising to learn
concrete nutmegs are on the market.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
J.CNTCHOLS.

FOR CUSTODIAN LOST rIMsEp
hereby announce my can5idscV Tor
denomination as Custodian of Lost
Timber and Lumber, subject to the ac-
ton OF the Democratic primaries.
GEO. J. SLOCUMB.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

You can say goodbye to constipa-
ton with a clear conscience If you use
Chamberlain's Tablets. Many nave
been permanently cured by their use
For sale by all dealers.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
EOR CnNsrha1r

the office of constable for the Ssco,,f
district OF Escambia county. Florida
suo1ect to the action of the Democrats
J.C. NICHOLS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
JOHN z. sTILLMAN.

I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from district No z
subject to the action OF the Democratic
primaries.
R. O. HOFFMAN.
Rupfrian's Park
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

OF course women have right to
change their minds, but they ought
not to tell about II every time they do
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Never have been able to decide
whether it is the fool or the wise man
who worries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Is No Criterion.

Writer in the American Magazine
tells OF the good things to eat that
are to be had in various parts of this
country and confesses his incompet
ency as an expert witness by omit
ting chicken catalina. stone crab
salad and broiled pompana. For the
benefit of the Pensacola papers, we
will add that he doesn't mention
gopher gumbo.-Tampa Tribune
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
FOB DELEGATE.

hereby announce my candidacy for
delegate al large to the Democratic ma
tional convention and win appreciate the
support of ALL I win abide by the de-
Cision of the majority in the urinary
as to their choice for the nomination.
B s WILLIAMS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Texas federal officeholders are re-
ported as going to resign their posi-
tons to take up the fight against Pres
ident Taft for the colonel. Republic
ans resigning office-think of IL.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

I hereby announce myself a candidate
for sheriff Of Escambia county subject to
the action of the democratic primaries.
Your vote and support will be appre-
ciated.
A CARY ELLIS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
FOR SHERIFF.

hereby announce myself candidate
for Sheriff Of Escambia County. to sue
coed myself, subject to the action of the
Democratic Primaries. Your support So
licited and appreciated.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

I hereby announce my candidacy for the
office of sheriff Of Escambia county sub
tect to the action Of the white demo
cratic primaries. Your support will bt
appreciated. Respectfully,
FRANK D. SANDERS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Girls having poor luck during leap
year are reminded that a moonlight
night at Santa Rosa island works
wonders
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
There's a Reas son.

There's a Reason.
PensAcola's Mardi Gras is reported
as being the biggest ever. Well. why
shouldn't 1t have been? Pensacola is
much larger town than it was a year
ago.-Marianna Times Courier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Man who has not control of his own
thoughts cannot expect other persons
to respect his opinions.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Ia. was Washington a boy scout?''
in existence in his time
ell: don't see how he could do
al ne did If he lacked the training that
Ne Ss< evs<y week Buffalo Express.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Good roads have enabled politicians
to auto through the state.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Juarez falls about as often as the
average man tumbles from the water
wagon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

| hereby announce myself a candidate
for County Commissioner, from district
No. g. subject to the action Of the Demo-
cratic primaries and solicit the vote of
eN cry resident of that district.
W. A. SHELBY
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

hereby announce my candidacy for
Sheriff Of Escambia county. subject to
the action OF the Democratic primary.
w H HELTON.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

One month from today the Ruhe
editors go down in defeat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

BOARD OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION
hereby announce my candidacy for re
election as member or the Board of pub
nc Instruction from District 2 subject
70 lAe Acuon OF the democratic primaries.
Respectfully.
F Z BRAWNFP
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

The handwriting on the wall is pre-
dieting pennant winners.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

] hereby announce myself a candidate
for County Commissioner from district
No. 3. subject to the action Of the Demo-
cratic primaries, and solicit the votes Of
all Democrats.
B. W SFFI,FY
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Said of Pensacola and Pensacokans

duced in recent years and the an
nouncement that he is to return 70 the
state will he received with rejoieing
by those who recognize and appr&-
ciate the exceptional gifts possessed
by the man.-Plant City Courier.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner in District No. 3
subject to the action OF the Democrats
prirna ries
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Alabama has six ex- governors. Souta
Carolina will be delighted when it can
place Governor Blease in the eX ranks.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Wit and folly are two different
things, the one indicating brains, the
other showing a lack.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Mexico will soon be U. S.

Since the colonel admits his offering
our present president--was a mis-
take, he ought not expect the public
to believe that his second choice would
be better.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Senator Bankhead will find that the
Underwood seeds he is sowing in Flor
ida are falling upon stony ground.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

The turkey trot has given a Wash
ington man appendicitis. 1t gives all
of US pain.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
The Best Ever.

The Best Ever.
From the newspaper reports. the
Mardi Gras celebration at Pensacola
this week was a great success. The
Bay country was represented by
many visitors Lynn Haven Tribune
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
Political Announcements

subject to the action Of the Democra tic
primaries.
GEO. w. C. CLUTTER.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Mars is signaling us, says a scientist. |
Don't make any difference; mama al
WAYS said not 10 fiirt with stars.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS, DISTRICT

l hereby announce my candidacy for
reelection to the office OF County Com
missioner from District 3. subject to the
elected, promise the same faithful per
formance of duty in the future RS in the
past. GEO. H DAVIS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

If the street car conductor who
always gives you change for a dollar
in nickels will only run for Office, we1l
get even.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

The colonel at least hasn't yellow
streak.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

JUSTICE OF PEACE, srd DISTRICT.
Justice of the Peace for District No
comprising precincts Nos. 5 and 81
subject to the action OF the DennocratIc
primaries. yin
J. D. TRAMMELI
MuscOgee. Fla,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

I hereby announce my candidacy for
reelection to the office of County Com
missioner from District 8, subject to the
action OF the Democratic primaries, and,
upon my past record, respectfully solicit
the support of Democratic voters.
NJ. o. RAGGETT.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

No more spring poetry will be re-
ceived until February 20.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
KIRKE MONROE.

I respectfully announce that \ am a
candidate to succeed myself as Judge OF
the court Of record, and solicit thA sup
port Of the voters in the democratic
primaries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
The ProdiqaI Returns.

The Prodisal Returns.
Col. John s. Beard. who had the
poor Judgment and poorer taste to
leave Florida two or three years ago.
has come to himself like the prodigal
son and has decided 10 arise and re-
turn to his native state. which shows
that his mental alterations We're only
temporary. Col. Beard is one of the
most brilliant men Florida has pro-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

BOARD OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION
beg TO announce that ] am a candida IA
Tor reelection as member Of the Hoard
o. fubllc instruction. from District No
i, subject to the action of the y]enocra -
primaries. 'iNNi A~4e
D. T. HAYES
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Those eight governors are yet TO
reckon with their consciences.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Pensacoia's white way rivals the
full moon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Emmett Wilson, home product
and a product of worth.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

The perfect female foot is said 20
have been discovered in Chicago. The
size is No. G. Rush the smelling salts;
a No. g.!
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
They All Come Back.

After an absence of two years from
the state, John Beard is to return 20
Florida They all come back, and in
this instance we give hearty welcome
to the prodigal. A little erratic.
sometimes: with occasional 'outbursts
of peevishness, which initiate against
the accomplishment of his best
john Beard is withal an unique and
interesting personality, man of edu-
cation and endowed with something
very closely akin TO genius. If it be
not the divine spark itself. Even
the lure of his ancestral Virginia
hills could not keep him away from
Florida, so We have more respect for
his judgment than ever before.-Lake-
land Telegram,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Having been urged by many citizens. I
hereby announce myself as a candidate
for County Commissioner, from District
No. 4, subject to the action of the Demo-
cratic primaries, and II elected promise
to attend to the county's business as
would my own.
W. c. BARRINEAU.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
FoR COUNTY COMMISSIONER.

FUN CUM NOWW I0SION En-.
I hereby announce myself a candidate
for reelection as County Commissioner.
from District No. e. subject to the &C
ton Of the Democratic primaries.
ARTHUR w. DAVIS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

County Commissioner. District No. 5.
l hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No
8, subject TO the action Of the democratic
primaries. J. D. McCURDY.
Century Fla
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
EoR coUNrY suPERINTENpEN

FOR COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT
To the voters Of Escambia County,
Florida: / herein announce myself as a
candidate for reelection to the Office Of
County Superintendent Of Public Instruc-
ton. subject to the action Of the
in the future as / have in the past. to
be faithful in the discharge Of every duty
'0'H'''71 WIN n. B. COOK.
am candidate for the office Of Super
intendent of Public Instruction Of Es-
Gambia County. subject to the action OF
of all Democrats will be appreciated:
A 6. EDWARDS.
FOR TREASURER.
1 hereby announce my candidacy in the
democratic primaries for the offlce OF
Treasurer of Escambia county The sup
port OF all democrats will be appreciated.
JOEL FRAZIER.
I hereby announce my candidacy fol
reelection to the, office of county treas
urer, subject to the action of the demo-
J. ED WILLIAMS,
county Commissioner, District No. 2.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
county commissioner from District No.
2, subject to the action Of the Demo-
W. A. DUNHAM
hereby announce my candldacy for
denomination as County Commissioner
in district No. =, subject to the action
Of the Democratic primaries.
JOSEPH I. JOHNSON.
FOR COUNTY MISSIoNER.
I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No
1, subject to the action of the Demo-
cratic 'primaries.
MARION ?. SHEPPARD,
/ hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioners, Ter DsSLrIos No. l.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Exports left Pensaco yesterday
valued at 81, 100000.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
DISTRICT DELEGATE.

hereby announce nv candidacy Tor
District Delegate to the National Demo
cratic Convention from the Third Dis
trict. ard if elected, will abide by the
instruction of the presidential primary
r G. RENSHAW.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

hereby announce myself a candidate
for County Commissioner, District No. g.
subject to the action OF the democratic
primaries
Respectfully,
J. FISHER.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

FOR JUDGE OF COURT OF RECORD.
hereby announce \Tnv candidacy for
the Democratic nomination for the office
nf Judge nf the CourN OF Record Of
T9scambia County. subjecN to the action
of the Democrats in the\ approaching
primaries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

/ hereby announce my candidacy for /
County Commissioned, 1sE District Do !,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Leap Year, You Know.
Unmarried women in Pensacola are
so from choice.-Pensacola Journal
What is the matter with Pensacola
men Miami Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

ann p "a indicate for State Attorney
ard sollHit fte votes srd support IF the
reo~le on Walton. Santa Rosa and Es-
Gambia COMPLIES I have served the peo-
ple as merNber of both branches OF the
legislature. and my record is nv plat
form II elected. I promise TO discharge
the duties of Me Office faithfully and
impartially.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Information is worth more than
real money,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
FOR COUNTY Commissioners.

I hereby announce my candidacy for
County Commissioner from District No.
l, subject to the action of the Demo-
cratic primaries.
MARION ?. SHEPPARD,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Our present peril is spring poetry.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Advice that is not wanted is useless.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Justice OF The Peace, District Mo
beg to announce my candidacy for
the ONCE OF Justice OF The Peace. Dis
Tict No. 2, and viii appreciate your
vote and support in the coming demo-
cratic primaries
W L GILMORE
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

hereby announce my candidacy for
denomination as County Commissioner
in district No. ?, subject to the action
Of the Democratic primaries.
JOSEPH / Johnson
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
zoo pEppEsENTArlNIE.

FOO REPPE sENTATiNE.
hereby announce nv candidacy TOT
Representative IN the leCis1atur from F's-
Gambia county. subject 10 the action
Of the De-~o"~atic primary. Your sup
port is solicited.
JAS. McHUGH.
I her. v announce myself a candidate
for renresenta tive in the legislature from
Fsca r,obia county subject to the action
Of the democratic primaries. The sup
mort of all Demo"-ats viii he arrrariated.
HENRY C. CLOPTON.
herebv announce myself as csndi-
date for a mN~nber of the House Of Ren-
reeerta tives from Escs rnhia county, and
solicit the support OF the Democratic
voters Of Escambia county in the coming
primary,
hereby announce NV candidacy Tor
State REPRESENTATIVE subject to the ac-
tinn of the democratic primaries. Your
vote and support Will he appreciated.
Respectfully.
]. T. HARPER.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
A. c. BLoUNT. JR.
EOR STATE ATTORNEY

hereby announce INV candidacy for
Stata ATTORNEY for the First judicial circuit
OK Florida. subject TO the democratic pri-
MAKES. or,-r, ro>-r,S
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

I hereby announce my candidacy for
reelection to the Office of Justice Of the
Peace, for District No. 2, subjects to the
action OF the democratic primaries, Your
vote is respectfully solicited
r. l. NICHEI,SEN
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

hereby announce my candidacy for
the once of Justice Of the Peace. for
District No. 2. subject to the action OF
the democratic primaries. Your vote win
be appreciated. and II elected, / promise
to faithfully discharge the duties OF the
office at all times.
WIFI 7 TnITN-cnN-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

hereby announce my candidacy fol
reelection to the office of county treas
urer, subject to the action of the demo-
cratic primary.
J. ED WILLIAMS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02
FOR TREASURER.

hereby announce my candidacy in the
democratic primaries for the ONCE OF
Treasurer of Escarnbia county. The sup
port of all democrats will be appreciated.
JOEL FRAZIER.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-02

Exports left Pensacola yesterday
valued at s1,10o,000.
Mars is signaling us, says scientist
Don't make any difference; mama al
ways said not TO fiirt with stars.
The colonel at least hasn't yellow
streak.
The turkey trot has given a Wash
ington man appendicitis. 1t gives all
of us pain.
Those eight governors are yet TO
reckon with their sonscienees,
Girls having poor luck during leap
year are reminded that moonlight
night at Santa Rosa island works
wonders.
No more spring poetry will be re-
ceived until February 20.
----<4---
Advice that Is not wanted is useless.
If the street car conductor who
always gives You change for a dollar
in nickels will only run for Office, We'll
get even.
Alabama has six governors. South
Carolina will be delighted when it can
place Governor Blease in the eX ranks.
-------e ----------
Our present peril is spring poetry.
-1
Senator Bankhead will find that the
Underwood seeds he is sowing in Flor
ida are falling upon stony ground.
Good roads have enabled politicians
to auto through the state.
Pensacoia's white way rivals the
full moon.
Emmett Wilson, home product
and a product of worth.
The perfect female foot is said 10
have been discovered in Chicago. The
size is No. 6. Rush the smelling salts;
No. g.,
Mexico will soon be L. S.
Since the colonel admits his offering
our present president--was mis-
take, he ought not expect the public
to believe that his second choice would
be better.
Wit and folly are two different
things, the one indicating brains, the
other showing a lack