The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-08
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spring seed cataloges will soon be
ready.
OUR own dictionary-a journalist:
Every bookkeeper is a journalist
THE government has found out that
Lake county bees have diseases. Let's
see. what is 1t that is good for the
hives, Lizzie.
PETER BARTzEN of Cook county
'nlay not be a good cook, but he is
burned good at canning.
NEWSPAPER headlines: Man
Finds HIS War Time Pal" also sug-
gests that a lot of married men event.
ually realize that their wives were
their war time pals.
ANOTHER probe is to be made" re-
cited "a news item why not use some
of those that were made last year?
YESTERDAY lawsuit filed in Bos-
ton forty years ago was settled and
every original party, the lawyers and
the judge is dead. This leaves a ray
OF hope that some of the newspaper
men of the next generation will be able
to write a story on the outcome of the
trials of some of the Gary officials.
BY having the same washerwoman
as your next door neighbor your soon
know all of her affairs.
| WHY THE WRINKLES COME.
| /. Sitting down at the table and find
I ing no salt in the shaker
| 2 Having the phone bell pull you
| out of bed at a. M. and then listen
to central tell you that she rang by
mistake.
3. Chewing tobacco, aiming at the
cuspidor and missing 1T.
A. To have your wife doubt YOUR
word when you tell her that you are
| going to lodge meeting and really
mean to go.
8. When the carrier boy IS late with
THE TINES
4 YOU can't say that our cooking edi.
| tor isn't on the job. She has been
handing out eegiess menus ever since
| the price went up.
IF Uncle Sam thinks that the start
ling of a postal savings bank at Tolles-
ton will teach the good people there
how to save. he is mistaken. They
know how to hang onto the long green.
OUR OWN BAEDEKER's GUIDE.
LAKE SHORE RAILRoAD-A trip
| over the Lake shore road through Lake
county is something that you should
not miss. It is best to board the train
at South Chicago and ask for ticket
L u. lnQlaDa ana Inen aI1GF you
reach that place ride on to Miller with
out paying an extra fare. owing to
the smells encountered along the rfgflt
of way the conductor does not have to
call off the names of the stations. Even
a blind man always knows where's he
is at, and even il you didn't tell him
that he was riding on a Lake Shore
coach he would know from the odor
of garlic that 1t couldn't be any other
line. You will know when the state
line is reached by the glue factory
smells al Robv. BY the time you reach
Robertsda1e the whiting oil smelss are
a pleasant relief, and when you find II
necessary to hug close to your smelling
salts bottle you'1 know that you are
actually in Whiting. Smoke smells
from the Inland mills tell you thai
YOU have arrived at Indiana Harbor
! and the smell and dust of cement al
, Burlington announces that place. A,
, Pine the fishy smell comes from the
, beach. and when the garlic cdor re-
turns again you know that Gary Il
reached. The Lake Shore is used BY
Garyites in the summer to GO to Pine
beach. Here they manage to get wet
both inside and outside. Somehow OF
, other the Lake Shore cars are Away:
, overheated whether it is winter OF
) summer This IS said to be the com
= pany's revenge for the roasts 1t get:
: from it's passengers. A commission
; was sonce appointed to see who go
! roasted the most. the company or thu
r passengers. but at was overcome by TIN
r smells before the findings were an
e nouneed.
e GIVE Us SOMETHING NEW.
e Scientists say that tobacco juice o
Z. smoke does not kill germs. Every
. one in Lake county knows this. Tn
: officeholding germs of Battle Ak
lCastIeman couldn't be routed with al
the tobacco and anti-toxins in the land
COURT CIRCULAR-H r. H., tn
Duke of Connaught, has returned T.
Ottawa. Their majesties, King Georg
s and Queen Mary, have returned fror
India; II. NJ, King Alfonso, is sore a
= the court barber and is sporting side
, burns pending the sharpening OF hi
Z Gillette: H r. H. the Duke of Ridg
> road Tim Englehart, has sold tho Prin
lcess theatre Hammond, and has lef
= town for a few days; II. r. H., Prime
Adeibert, is coming to Newporta H n
: king Tom Knots has been pleased I
order a lineup for the annual Gar
= court bali. 1t will be democratic an
=, Will Dc oNci the s|ct PoiaSo a. = che
and Broadway.
,ai Go to supper now and read the res
! of the paper when you are throug
= and while you are
a?t Smoking.
rel Sewing Wiilie's coat.
Iyi Waiting for your beau
st Waiting to go skating
in Sitting in the easy chair with you
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