The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1912-08-28

| ltSs ofltChtudti1. HOW uIu you
know IL? BY my fashionable cloth
ink?"
YES" laughed Wellington. but
you say need you. How"
We'll. you've got maybe some beg
getch. some trunks-yes?"
YES"
wen. in the foist place. am an
expressman. deliver 'em to your
address--yes? We're iss it?"
II haven't got any yet"
also I am addressman. DO you
want IL a nice hotel?--or a fine houseg
or an apartment?-or maybe a
boarding yes? How long do
you make a residenceT
"Six months"
mo longer?"
"Not a minute"
Take fine house, den. got some
beauties just vacated"
For a year?--no thanks"
"All the leases in Reno run for six
months only"
"Wel, I'd like to look around a lit
tie first"
Good. Don't foreet us. You come
out here for six months. You want
maybe a good quick divorce-yes?
1.-THE quickest | can get"
do you want it confidential? or
very nice and noisy?"
whats that?'
I've are press agents and also sup
press agents. Some likes 'em one
way, some likes 'em anudder. Vich
do you want ST."
"Quick and quiet"
painless divorce is our specially.
If you pay me an advence deposit
now, | file your claim de minute de
train stops and your own wife don't
know you're divorced"
"Tll think it over" said Wellington.
rising with resolution.
Don't forget us. Baumann and
Blumen. Satisfaction guaranteed or
your wife refunded. Avoid substi-
toots." And then, seeing that he could
not extract any cash from Little jim
ME. Mr.. Baumann descended upon
Mallory, who was just finishing his
shave. Laying his hand on Mallorys
arm, he began:
"Excoose, pleass. Can 1 fit you out
Wit a nice divorce?"
Divorce? - me! - that's good
laughed Mallory at the vision OF 1t.
Then a sudden idea struck him. 1t
took no great genius to see that Mr..
Baumann was not a clergyman, but
there were other marriers to be had.
You don't perform marriages, do
you?" he asked.
Mr. Baumann drew himself up:
Who says don't? Amt 1 justice
of the peaces?"
Mallory put out his hand in well
come: then a new anxiety chilled
him. He had a license for Chicago,
but Chicago was far away: do 1
need a license in Nevada?"
Why shouldn't you?" said Mr.. Bau-
mann. Don't all sorts of things got
to have a license in Nevada, saloons,
husbands, dogs"
How could | get one?" Mallory |
asked as he went on dressing.
Amt got few Wit me? Do you
want to get a nice re-marriage IL
cense?"
"Re-marriage?-huh!" he looked |
round, and, seeing that no one else |
was near: IL haven't taken the first |
step yet"
Mr.. Baumann laved his hands in |
one another: "a betchelor? All, see
you want to marry a nice Divorce |
lady in R-r-reno?"
she isn't in Reno and she has
never been married, either"
This simple statement seemed to
astound Mr.. Baumann:
"A betcheller marry a maiden!-in
Reno!-oi, OF, OIL 1t hasn't been
done yet, but it might be-"
Mallory looked him over and
twinge of distaste disturbed him:
You furnish the license, but-er-ah
is there any chance of a clergyman
"a Christian clergyman-being at the
station?"
Ivy do you want it a cloigyman?
Can't do it just as good? Or a nice
fat alderman l can get your"
Mallory pondered: II don't think
she'd like anything but a clergyman"
WELL" Baumann confessed, "a lady |
is liable to be particular about her
'@ist marriage. Anyway l sell you de