The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-07-25
LOSES HIS UNCLE
BUT RECEIVES M. D
Aged Wisconsin Senator Changes
Titles Because Of
Story.
HOLDS BRAHANY TO BLAME
Taft's New Assistant Secretary
Introduces Stephenson i'll
Role OF Physician.

Washington. July 24.-when senator
Stephenson walked into the executive
ofiioes this morning looking FOR presi-
dent Taft-who never went to the Of
fees all day-he found Tommy Bra
hany. the new assistant secretary, sit
ting behind desk, beginning his nrst
days work at the White House.
Tommy you certainly. have got me
into trouble said OBJ stephenson.
his title OF Uncle having been
changed to Or by the work OF Sra
hany.
Hows that. senator2r asked Bra
many. and Assistant Secretary Rudolph
Eoster looked mp expecting reproach
TO fall from the lips OF the eighty
three year-old senator from Wisconsin.
wen. I have been getting more than
twenty letters a day from persons SUI
feriuE from indigestion and deafness
since sou wrote that story about mo.
and IL begins TO look as III Will have
TO give up politics and so into the
business Of curlns stomach and ear
troubles
Told OF His "DoctorinG."
Or" Stephenson was telling Sra
used 10 attend 10 the sick and wounded
boys in the lumber camps Of Wiscon-
sin sixty years ago, and declared THAI
he had set more bones ana dressed
more wounds than any surgeon IN
the country Then the doctor contessfd
90 Brahany that for thirty-nine years
he had been taking a certain pill right
after the principal meal each day. anu
that through this lie kept hale and
al 90. aHs d q.
snuff taken through the nostrils in the
good oid-fashioned way was O great
help Ia deafness He told how he had
benefited former Senators Daniel OF
Virginia. McEnery OF Louisiana. and
McLaurin of Mississippi by prescrib-
ing snun and pills to them.
Brahany who knows i good story
and IS an expert on tariff matters all
At The same time. wrote for q New York
pane. the cures OF the new doctor ~
tle senate. Result. The afflicted from
al directions are now Ming the SEN
ators mails wiki inquiries
what ! told Brahany IS true sa!a
the doctor" TO a reporter What Is
good for = horse is good TOR man.
ii you have ever watched good vet
,rinar!an you viii observe that when
= horse Is on It's feed he gives u large
PHI OF aloes and watches the effect
The horse soon picks up an appetite
and Is again ready for work Sow
tnese pills are composed largely of
aloes. When I was . young man in
the lumber camps I could digest hard
tack and bacon three times a day and
keep strong at that can do it now
with the aid OF these pills. As wa
grow older we are liable 10 suffer from
deafness know positively that a
little SNUFF VIII help the hearing"
And while the new Senate doctor was
talking he was chewing gum-nevor
over one slice at time The doctor
has a recipe for reducing the flesh and
guarantees 10 take any fat man ane
bring him out n regular Apollo with
ont Aponinaris. within six months. The
recipe is simple.
Take several good axes and so d.
rect to the lumber camps of Wisconsin.
Use these axes IN telling trees and
chopping them UP. sticking to the JOB
consistently each day FOR six months.
curing the period connning to diet to
bacon, bareback and beans III six
months your own mother Wouldn't
know you but the doctor Guaranteed
that you WI he strong enough TO nsht
Jack Johnson