Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-11-30

FOR look. the sum is one buck greater
4 Than twas last year,
sfF Denver Republican.
gony hast. years coat; destitute Of
4 Yet Il must do
TlIi tie Democrats have rsiSnsd 81
A year Or two
For mark how carefully they begin,
Now they are in.
-. Louis Poet Dispatch.
E-n4@-
:. plsprOved.
Who war the idiot ~ brIng In
) Tnat con eiesa upcr''iiion
That ovef should the best man win
b In any ccnpctition7
II falls the moment it's applied.
: Just put Il 20 the test. man
The bridegroom always wins the
L. bride.
And never II the best man!
George y. Norwood.
80
TIE BANE ~ the rising generation
tho alarm clock.
O
ANYHOW, they report bumper
crop Of chrlatipas trees.
-
LOTS or, THINGS oome 10 the
man who waits until hc doesn't want
them any longer. ,.s.at.,.I ..1
rr ~ Ata,, .,,,,,,,,.,.J ,.., ,hov
make William IL. Tan Cincinnati cor
respondent Of the OUTLOOK.
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THE LIGHT IN your best EIrrs
ayes often makes unnecessary and
undesirable to have the switch
turned on, .s al
"DULLbQo and Tiger Lock Horns
Today" headlines the New. York.
World. ws are some nature fnklr
ourself--but here In where We pass,
o.
THE PROPER thing Is Ia always
net InsulIod when you yet for IA
Christmas gift something that you
really need
ELBERT HUBBARD says he UNI
dcralnndE water is made up NJ ono
part hydrogen and two parts oxygen.
Some one has been stuIIlns Gilbert
Iagulfi. ~ '''
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"MOLAR JEUKERS" II the term
Iapplled by II Phoenix paper 10 the
dentists Of TINT city. Now II they
would only connno themselves 10 the
nolars!
h FRIENDS Of the AIbu1uePuue
Eastern arc pleased to learn that the
feroeiOus revoiutlOnarles In sierra
county haven't captured Colonel
4 ,Hopewell f.4 % ...'. .....
N TT ~ or COURSE Just possible
that the e'5iid OF sneod'si had eoen In
struct0d To wcsp Rt the psychological
mOmSnt aud be led In tears from this
scene, Great stunt TO get tho Jury.
IeAH Fts --p- s.lA B. az
CITY BONDS worth ,lAO. eco weEs
ffound Ia the, dump nj Kansas Clty
This aplsOde.i Is hkaly 10 add Inn
Immensely TO the popularity OF a, here
tofoTe shunned adjunct of our eivl'
fife. -.
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X WE ARE disappointed In the u
PREo correspondent. lie dldn't any
where near rive 10 tho occasion Il
the matter OF that savage bans q
I.heRvily armed rcvoiutionarles roam
Ing the pine-ciad Businesses Of SleFTI
county. New Alezico. an
titi N. VIZ s.4ei--
M ONE MoIgiIN0 NJ. stone was go
ih9 10 his Nl.1O AqIttn ntA met Mi
Wooas p4l lqvIsE ffichg 81 his
,s,0noG moFn II ~ sfAnk.e said NJ
4 ~ eoA, fshb ! Asft Stone nnd ali hi
! lilllis 6bbbikss VERY we'll ibanI
1gBb. tpl how In Mrs. Wood and al
aah4 Htlte spilntersg" WIS the roply,-
pentpFl b'seid aud Farm
as k.f O..
KuRNEL sET.LEIis had cold
In his smellerr MI. "a
10 we're told,
Which the papers all described viii
dreadful
Pi-lines:
II required Just sixteen doe
Tors 10 save him from the shock.
But we seek in vain his tonabBton'
sEy. line.
Ill ''wIfAT KIND 0g iIfeahfaHt food
llpYc your" the dykpeplle inquired o.
Ilhe wtllreas "a the fOathk fOadhOtIEo
Eshp aioGd before him With arm
fNkia(lIo Eve not all the rnR'lar,
fNalG lA4 waitress. "hAm an eggs, fflcs
sleah nOuntain trout, dOughnuis AN
Hpl4 Dte. You can have 'em all 4
l'+pN W., an cup a. coffee an Grid.
FcG We calculate to chhfR.
ps ~ folks can cut an the,
WALL. JOHN. mid the i.ttiia
'ld sou sell that kutos,' ~
~ pAieSmRus II cpaldh
fhfnka old nitlchIla ~ tn
epeed. but I aPransta N|'t
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