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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
Sym e s


Chris Cudrio was Morris business
CALLER Monday.
Joyce Smith called at the Lewis
Ettesvold home Monday forenoon.
Chris Cudrio was an Alberta caller
Friday.
Mr.. Simon Wickstrom and daughter
Ella called at the e. E. Sander home
Sunday.
Mrs. E. j. Smith called on Mrs.
Chris Cudrio Friday.
Peter Olsen was business caller
at the Lewis Ettesvold home Wednes-
day.
Wednesday evening a sleigh load of
Jul-boks called at Mrs. Carrie
Eystad's, Chas. Bruer's, E. J.
Smiths, Adolph Bruer's, Chris Cud-
rios and Lewis Ettesvold's and then
returned to E. ]. Smiths and danced
'into the wee small hours of the
morn. ="
Mrs. II. O. Vented and family
visited with Mr.. and Mrs. E. j.
Smith and family Sunday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
Lona Widowhood.

In 1853, in the ninety-sixth year OF
her age. died Jean Countess of Rox-
burghe. She was not very remarka-
BILE woman. but her memory is pre-
served ON account Of her long widow
hood. which lasted seventy one years.
Her father, the FIRST Lord Tweeddale,
fought at Marston Moor in 1914. This
Countess Of Roxburghe's long widow
hood Is Insignificant when compared
with that OF certain Agnes Skinner.
According to an inscription in Cam
berwell church. this worthy woman
died In 1893 at the age OF 119 years,
having survived her husband only
eight years less than century
don Telegraph. 1t.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
LAUNDRY AGENCY.

Bring your laundry to the
local agency of the Sank Cen
ire City Laundry for frst-class
and prompt service.
Baskets are sent regularly
on Tuesday and FRIDAY morn
ing and returned on ,Wednes-
and Saturday. Laundry must
be at Hildreth's barber shop
before 6 O'Clock OH Monday
and Thursday evenings.
Family Washing at Reason
able Rates, Called for and De-
!ivered. - $50 . y
]. E. .HlLDRETH
Phlle G23 :..x. ~.. Harris Block
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
EAST SWAN LAKE


Gorge Hendrickson called at And.
Hellberg's last Friday evening.
G. F. Berqguist made a pleasant
call at Helgeson's young folks last
Monday evening.
Larson's young folks visited at
Carlson's last Friday evening.
A merry crowd of young folks from
Framnas and Swan Lake, met at
Lewis Hanson's home Friday evening
and passed their time in dancing.
They danced into the "wee small
hours of the morning." and everybody
had splendid time.
Those who were pleasantly enter
tanned at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
And. Hellberg last Sunday were -
Philip Helgeson. Regina Rasmussen,
Clifford. Eddie and Selma Larson.
Gothard Berguist visited at Cryus
last Monday.
Pete Pearson and Lewis Bye made
business call at B. Rasmussen s
last Wednesday. ..-....
Ola Olson, Ed. Larson, Geo. Hend-
rickson and Gonthard Bergquist called
at Helgeson s one evening last week.
Eddie Larson was Cyrus visitor
last Monday.
Mary Stark, who has been spend
ing Christmas with her relatives,
returned to Minneapolis last Wednes-
day. :. .".s.
B. Rasmussen called at Hellberg's
last Tuesday.
Surprise Party.
On New Years Day number of
the friends and neighbors of Mr.. and
Mrs. P. G. Larson rendered them a
genuine surprise in honor of the for
tieth anniversary of their wedding.
After all had gathered Mr.. Syver
Larson in a short speech outlined why
so many unexpected guests had az
rived. He also spoke briefly on the
hardships of the early pioneer life that
Mr.. and Mrs. Larson had endured in
their married life. They were married
in Swan Lske Emmett Co. Iowa,
on Jan. /. 1872 and resided there
five years-while there the grass hop.
pers destroyed all their crops hence
they migrated to Stevens County and
located on the farm where they have
resided ever since. ...
In closing Mr.. S. Larson spoke OF
the fact that the assembled company
wished to leave token of their good.
will and friendship with their best
wishes for many happy anniversaries
This gift was a 9x12 beautiful and
expensive Administer parlor rug.
Mr.: Hendrickson then in his cheer.
full manner spoke few minutes,
after which Mr.. and Mrs. y LarsGr
heartily expressed their thanks tt
their kind neighbors and friends.
| The ladies brought delicious re-
freshments including fruits, nuts ant
candies. -.--.. E
| After bountiful dinner had beer
served the young folks sang severa
songs and all joined singing a few
hymns. The rest of the day waG
given to conversation and playing Of
various games. ~ -
| .... -:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
WRONG Place.

Parson Ito youngster irdulging In
Sunday morning fishingeI am sur
prised to find you fishing here, my boy.
BOy-Why? Dye know any place
where they bite better, guv'nor?-PhN.
adelphia Bulletin.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
The SlAen of IifA

We talk about the sleep Of death,
How much deeper. how much sadder,
is the sleep of llfe-the unresponsive
heart. the una Weakened mind. the hand
palsied by lack of will to do!
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12

When given as soon as the croupy
cough appears Chamberalin's Cough
Remedy will ward off an attack of
Group and prevent all danger and
cause of anxiety. Thousands of moth
ers use it successfully. Sold by all
dealers.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
A WASTED LIFE.

A man can have no greater de-
fusion than that he can spend the
best years Of his life coming an his
energies into money. neglecting his
home. sacrificing friendships. self
Improvement and everything else
that is really worth while for money
and yet End happiness at the end.
There 10 newer happiness in such q
selfish life.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
She viii Chance Then.

Mrs. era wfOrd Although my daugh-
ter Ia such big girI, she's still afraid
Of the dark. Mrs. Crabshaw-DOn't
worry about that. my dear. She'll soon
be In IOve.-Judge.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12

When buying cough medicine for
children bear in mind that Chamber
lain s Cough Remedy is most effect
ual for colds. Group and whooping
cough and that it contains no harmful
drug. For sale by all dealers.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
Consolation.

$50 you are the father Of twins2''
"Yes. They look just like me too"
"Oh, well, wouldn't worry. Some
children when they get older don't look
at all the way they did when they were
babies. p Birmingham sAge-HeraId.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
AL q e r T A

There will be service in. Alberta
next Sunday and Sunday school at
the usual hour. You are invited.
A. r. Larson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12

I am now in better position than
ever before to do cleaning, repairing
and pressing of ladies' and gentle
mems clothes. Reasonable prices
and good work. c. j. Linden.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12

At the coal house.
Csc a ton extra If delivered.
Morris City Mills
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1912-01-12
COAL

Pine Knot CAMEL $500
Lehigh Anthracite Stove $500
Lehigh Anthracite Nut $9.25
Lehigh Anthracite Pea $3.50
Hooking Stove 5000
Zenith Splint $500
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06

Taft electors be substituted for Roose-
Welt electors after he has succeeded in
obtaining signatures to petitions nam
ing the Roosevelt men on a Washington
party ticket, has not been accepted
and some other plan is to be tried
Mr.. Hilles said, in a letter addressed
to Henry c. WATSON, chairman of the
state committee of Pennsylvania:
ct Is a matter of vital Importance
that the Republican ticket is com
pleted in the shortest possible time.
To stand in the way Of the immediate
substitution of genuine Republicans
for the Roosevelt electors is perfidious
and dishOnOrable. It is not sufficient
assurance to say that this will be
done, in very short time It must
be done now.
81 therefore ask you to telegraph
each of the electors who will not sup
port the president, TO forward his resig-
nation without further delay, in order
that the Republican ticket may be COM
pleted."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06
DOUBTS SUFFICIENCY
OF INDIAN WEDDING
Roman HubbeII, of Arizona, After Mar.
rying New York Girl, Under MOki
Rites, Is Remarked by Priest.

Los Angeles, Calf, Sept. 6.-Doubt-
ing the sufficiency of a Moki indian
wedding ceremony in the eyes of their
relatives Roman Huber, son of J. Lo-
reno Hubbeu, the Republican state
chairman of Arizona, and Miss Alma
Juliette Dorr, daughter of a New York
and Washington capitalist, FASTENED
into Pasadena today to be rema rried
by Catholic priest before they an
nounced their nuptials. They are said
TO be the first white couple ever wed
under MoHi rites.
ranch at GanadO, Ariz to witness the
annual Moki dance. IN aged chief,
learning Of her engagement to young
Huboell, suggested a MolIi wedding
Hubben rode so miles to procure
enough cornmeal to make the necessary
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06

Second cavalry. The bands played the
Mexican national air.
After exchanging mutual felicia
TONS the officers went inside Gen.
Steever's residence and a champagne
luncheon was served
Within the house, Gen. Steever pro-
posed in Spanish toast to the visiting
generals.
a feature which proved of interest
to the visiting generals followed the
luncheon. Under command of Col. D.
A F'redericks, the eight companies of
the 22d infantry executed the Butts
manuel to the music of the 22d infan-
try band.
Following this, the visiting officers
in small squads were taken about the
fort to inspect the headquarters build
ing, the mess halls and other places
of interest.
Before leaving the Steever home,
Gen Huerta said to Mrs. Steever: I'VE
have heen very contented in your home
and would like to remain longer. and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06
GEN, HUERTA PAYS RETURN VISIT
TO Gen. STEEVER At FORT BLISS

Net at the edge of the reservation
by a squadron Of the Second cavalry,
while a salute Of Is guns was fired,
Gen. Victoriano Huerta, commanding
the Mexican army of the north, paid an
official visit to Gen. E. q. SteeYer Fri
day morning, returning the visit Gen.
Steever paid to Gen. Huerta Thursday.
The automobiles containing Gen.
Huerta, Gen. Joaquin Teller, the local
Mexican consul; Juan Merigo, attache
Of the Mexican consul, and the gener-
aPs staff were met at the reservation
gate by Col. Frank West, OF the Sec
Ond cavalry, and escorted to the resi-
dence Of Gen Steever by a squadron
Of cavalry
Gen Steever and his staff and Mrs.
Steever and Mrs. S. NJ Hockersperger
welcomed the visiting OFFICERS.
On the parade ground in front of
Gen. Steever's residence were lined up
eight companies of the 22d infantry
and the bands of the 22d infantry and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06
PROHIBITION IS THE
ISSUE IN MAINE

Portland, Me- Sept. 6.-The activity
of the platform speakers and party
newspapers continues during the clos
ing hours of the Maine state Campaign
Before midnight tomorrow the final ar
guments will have been made to the
voters and the balloting will begin
Monday soon after daybreak
Gov. Frederick W. Plaisted, Demo-
crat, is a candidate for reelection and
his Republican rival is William T.
HaineS.
The principal issue of the campaign
is statewide prohibition.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06

we hope that we may have opportuni-
ties to come again where there is so
earning a woman as hostess"
TIL visiting officers were escorted
to the edge of the reservation by the
squadron of the Second cavalry and
Col West, while the bands played the
Mexican national air as they departed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06
sPRY Is RENOMINATED
By THE UTAH REPUBLICANS
Senator George Sutherland Refers To
Roosevelt as "a Comet,
Mostly Cas-


Roosevelt as "a Comet,
Mostly Cas-
salt Lake. Utah, Sept 6-GovernOT
William Spry and congressman Joseph
Howell were both renominated to sue
coed themselves by the Republicans OF
Utah in state convention here. There
was no opposition to either candidate.
The only fight in the convention de-
veloped in the selection of the running
mate for congressman Howell. After
the second ballot the fight for the
nomination centered between Harry S.
Joseph and J. J. Johnson. Joseph led
on three ballots but on the fourth the
out-of-town delegates combined against
him and voted almost solid for John
Son.
United States senator George Suther-
land delivered the keynote speech of
the convention. He referred to Mr..
Roosevelt as "a comet, a wandering
tramp of the skies, mostly gas, which
will disclose its true character when
the hot air comes in contact with the
solid body of the Republican party"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06

wedding cake. When the pair had par
taken of ii, the chief declared them
man and wife, but to make sure, they
hurried to Pasadena for the more for
NAL ceremony.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06
SEEK TO REMOVE ROOSEVELT
MEN From REPIIRLICAN Tickle

New York. n. Y, Sept chairman
Charles D. Hilles and members of the
Republican national committee, have
taken steps in another effort to sup
plant Roosevelt electors on the Repub-
lican ticket in Pennsylvania with Taft
men.
The proposal of William Finn that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-09-06

Lawn Hose and SPrinISIers.
Laurie Hardware Co. 300 Mills St
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18
WISE PRECAUTIONS.

The first legislature Of the sovcr-
eign Sunshine State pledged 20 work
for the good OF the long suffering
people has already demonstrated as
good faith by the elaborate and fully
justified precautions which have been
taken by the august upper house "a
protect the welfare Of the proielariat
against the pornicious influence Of
the newspaper man.
The senate Is 10 be congratulated
on its strong ana determined stand
Ia this matter. Rpies for the reguia-
ton and suppression Of the irrepressi-
be and incorrisible pen pusher can
not be TOO stringent Recognizing this
fact, The senate has uncompromis-
lngly sea forth that not more than
one newspaper man from not more
than one newspaper az time can sii
in the senate chamber Iie cannot,
IN fact, even peek through the key
hole or lirton az tko yentilator Every
newspaper man admitted 10 the aa-
cred presence Is required 10 carefully
remove his shoes in The ante room
and enter with his bat IN his hand
on entering. the newspaper man y
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18
NERVE.

Cap. Collier and old sleuth viii
please advance 10 the rear ana be
seated. -
The story in the dispatches a day
or two ago OF how an ,harmed ex-
press messenger. with nothing back
Of him but his wit and his nerve,
caused two bold, had bandits 70 be
gathered to their fathers makes Dick
Deadeye read like Alice in Wonder
land. and is proof conclusive that the
spirit OF Davy Crockett and sam
Houston yet survives In this decadeni
ase.
Trousdalo. the wells-Fargo messon-
ger. was caught off his guard by
armed robbers who would have
thought no moro Of killing him than
they would OF mashing a fly agains,
the wall. They entered into thtir
venture prepared for murder. and no
sentimental considerations would have
withheld them from Il had murder
been necessary to their end. Trous-
dale knew this. and having a grain
OF common sense and due regard
for life and limb, he dld not under
take 10 oppose the onslaught OF the
robbers. II was an occasion fol
brains rather than Drawn. and Trous-
rale had brains.
How the express messenger. by q
trick. managed to distract the atten-
ton Of the robber for a fleetiug mo-
ment.-how In that moment he seized
mallet and struck the robber down
with a death hlow--how he took the
weapon OF the fallen highwayman and
with II snutfed out the life Of the re-
manning rohbor. has been told. There
may have been something Of luck IN
the transaction, but combined with
the luck was an immense amount a
cold nerve.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18
CURIOUS BRIEF FACTS

Arkansas has the longest pontoon
bridge in the world az Dardanelle.
Utilizing current from magnetic
on batteries. an inventor has brought
cut an electrically heated steering
wheel for automobiles.
An attachment for a gas Set that
will cook almost anything as we'll
as a gas range would do Il has been
Invented BY an Engllshman
'fhe undersides Of the lids 0f a
trunk that a Florida man has Invent.
cd are padded and open out to form
IA bed for use IN emergencies.
Primarily for the use OF physicians
a dyramo transformer has been in
vented IN France which will turn ont
currents 81 various tensions and
sirengths az the same time Il desired.
Acetyleno automobile headlights
have been provided with an attach.
ment with which the Rss may be
lighted by short circulling the spark
Ing system with a switch from the
drivers scat.
by suspending a feed hBg from a
bracket on a horses collar instead OF
by aiI APPS from its head. an Illinois In
vonter believes lees feed viii be
wasted and an animal will have more
freedom OF motion
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18

Not militant. but inalssent ana
persistent. n the description given Of
themseiycs b. nm mffragottca who
recently appeared before the senate
COMMITTEES IN Warrington IN advo.
cacy OF votes for ladies'
Those who are familiar with tho
eternal feminine through the ins'i-
tuition Of matrlmony will at once
recognize the distinction here drawn.
There are ladies and ladies--ail
daughters Of Mrs. Eve and possessing
IN common her essential Characters
tics. but differing somewhat In the
manner IN which they got az things.
For instance, there IL the lady who.
when crossed IN her desires. biffs her
mate over the bean with skillet or
a broomstlck. merely ne means OF
informing him where ne gets off.
Such a lady. Of course. would be de-
scrlbcd as somewhat militant. Then
there r. the lady who perhaps has
not kept In perfect training. or who,
for any one Of q number Of reasons.
may be averse 70 a resort to muscular
argument to enforce the point THAT
she Is trying 10 make. This lady, and
her name Is legion, can always be
classified in the "insistent and per-
sistent" section OF the card index.
There are those who know, or az
least who ought TO know, who have
been heard 20 say that the 1. and p.
class OF ladies usually gets results
more surely aud frequently. albeit a
little less suddenly. than tho militant
branch OF the sorority. However
that may be, II all comes around to
the same end, which IL, as the poet
hath said. that II sine viii she will.
you may depend ont; and n she won't
she won't. there's an end ont
Getting back to the suffragettes,
We rise 10 remark that there IL just
one safe bet on the proposition, when
majority Of the women who count
for anything n this sinnal world
come 20 the conclusion that they want
the ballot and will not be satisfied
until they get Il, mere man will be
wise 90 boat them 10 II and hand
suffrage to them on the most ornate
platter OF silver and gold that Ia OBJ
ainable. Until that time, mere man
can have a lot OF fun out Of the sita-
alton. the while he flatters himself
upon his complete superiority and the
absolute security Of his position.
II makes little difference whether
they are "miiItant or "insistent and
persistent" IL enough OF them wait
Il they are going TO set Il.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18
The HOun' DGuUg Song
KnOws No Language

A southern Arizona paper has Just
come sorth with an Italian version OF
the famous "dawg" song.
Kicked into high class Italian, the
"dawgH song loses its identity as fol-
lows.
Osnl Gotta che vengo yisitare IN
paeRe
La genie commincia q caclare II milo
canine con ealci di piede,
Non IA neasun oflocttO che STA un
Caninucclt
Bisogna che iinlscono di cacaire u
milo canine con calci 81 piede
The literal translation OF the above
causes the song in English 70 read
with the following classical Shakes
periuu swing:
zach time thar / come TO visit In the
community
The rabble commences TO buffet my
dog with blows Of the foot
II makes not any effect that he
should be lOwly dog.
Il rs their business that they should
cease to buffet my dog with
blows of the foot
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18

worry properly required 20 execute b
profound saloam before the clair Of
the presiding officer. After this. It
L. wisely provided that he shall sur
render his pencil and pad 10 che
sergeant VA arms. Who win promptly
lock them up IN the safe and hand
the key 20 the clerk Ear muffs viii
then be placed over the correspond
ent's auditory organs ana he viii be
biindfoidcd. Any newspaper man
caught telegraphlng report 70 any
paper VIII be promptly expelled from
the chamber.
Before ne enters the capitol. how
ever. the newspaper man has to go
through some other formal prolim-
inaries which appear 20 us highly
proper he must present certain
number Of affldayits from RESPONSE
bic citizens that his newspaper docsn't
care boot what kline OF laws are
passed; In other words. no Is not in
terested IN legislation. In addition
the applicant il required 10 swear
upon the Blue Book that none Of his
relations are Interested IN any legis-
latlon; and that ne a. not personally
acquainted with any one. any OF
whose FAMILY connection Is remotely
interested in legislation. Merely az a
matter OF proprlety he Ia further re-
aulred 20 promise that his newspaper
will not be issued save by and with
the consent Of the senate.
An this Ia well and wise. The mem
acing influence OF the newspaper cor
respondent must not be permitted 10
swerve the sturdy and honest lcgis-
lator from the straight and narrow
path OF his duty as he seen IL. The
senate has started out well and lts
action In regard 10 the reporters Is
ono that win commend Il TO every
citizen who has the best interests Of
the population nj heart.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18
ELEVEN YEAR OLD BOY
TACKLES SAVAGE LYNX

Deming. n ~ MARCH, is.--It takes
o boy with more than ordinary nerve
70 scrap a lynx, bus that's what eleven
year old Paul white ala few days
ago Tho 'Headlleht tells II as fol-
lows:
Paul. with his dog, chased the
vicious cat up mesquite tree.
Whoreupon Paul, unafrn.d of the
snarlng cat proceeded 60 procure a
rock, with which he landed with all
the strength al his command, upon
Mr.. Cat, knocking him on HIS perch.
Paurs brave dog and the mad lynx
went together ia deadly combat The
scrap WAS fast and furious. Jcnfles'
and Johnaon's bout was dreadfuily
tame az compared "a this one.
The lynx proved too much FOR the
dog. but Paul stood his ground and
finally succeeded Ia gettlng hls
brother, who came with a sun ana
shot the ferocioua cnl
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-03-18
WHERE DO THE PINS Coz
THE WOMPO-LOO
EATS THEM.


New York, March is.--"In Dilla-
dun Land" "a tho name Of a ho0k
Just published. Of which Mrs. Archie
Pell, the wife OF n broker and CLUB
man, Is author. In this book Mrs.
Pell answers the question so often
heard. what becomes Of ala the pins
and neodles2" Here Is one OF the
verses.
This r. the queer-looking wom-po-
loo.
There isn't anything he can't do.
lie can walk on his hands across tho
wall.
or slide on his head ana never fail;
lie eats only needles. and pins, and
tanks.
And lives on the floor In the tiniest
cracks,
And now win tell you what you
ought 20 know,
That's where tho needles and pins all
go;
Tho minute we dgop one, a wom-po-
loo small
Hops out and eats Il up. head and
all,
Then quickly goes back 10 the crack
IN tho floor,
And doesn't come out til you drop
some more.