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Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

Hubbubs-So you don't agree that the
age of miracles II past. eh? Subbubs
Not on your life! There's a man
out my way who has had the same
cook for nearly n year.-Phliadelphia
Record
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
Not Just What He Meant.

Chairman addressing meetingl-I
am sure we will all be very sorry our
secretary is not here tonight 1 cannot
say we miss Is vacant chair. but do
say we miss is vacant face.-London
Tt-Bits.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
Between Doctors.

Between poetefs.
"What did you talk about at the last
medical meetingT'
"Nitrates."
well. they ought to Be higher. It's
worth something to leave q warm bed. :"
-WashinSton Herald.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
Uncle Ezra Says

at don't take mors'n a gill NV effort to
git folks into peck OF trouble" and a
little neglect OF constipation, biliou.ness.
Indigestion or other liver arrangement
will do tue same. II ailing, take DR..
Kings New Life Pills Tor quick results.
Easy. safe. sure, and only % cents at
Il II 0orreIPa
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
What We Never Forget

according to science, are the things as
ISOLATED with our early home life, such
a. BuckIen's Arnlca Salve, that mother
or grandmoth her used to CUE our burns,
hollis, scaIds, sores, skin eruptions,
cuts, sprains or bru ses. Forty years
OF cures prove its merit. Unriyaled for
lilies, corns or cold sores. Only %
cents at Is. II. Gorrell's.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND cHIlD. .

MRS. WInsLow's SOOTHING SYRrP has be<p
aseG ior o.sr sixty YkAks by MILLIONS q
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
sODTHES the CHILD. SOFTENS the GUMS
ALLAYS all PAIN; CURES WIND COL and
is the besx remedy for DtARRHGA II is alb
poluteiy harmless Be sure and AK for " Mn.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup" and take ne che
dad. Twenty-Five &C cts bottle.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
PubIie Libraries,

In most public libraries all books
nre dlsinfected when they are return
ed. They go into all sorts OF places
and are read by sick people In their
homes and In hospitals; hence the pre-
caution.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

r. G. Collins. postmaster, Barnegat,
n. J.. was troubled with a severe la
grippe cough. He says: 81 would be
completely exhausted after each fit OF
violent coughing. bought a bottls of
Foley's Honey and Tar COmpoud and
before / had taken It all the coughing
spells had entirely ceased. 1t can't be
beat. b. Ii. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

After Seeing the County Treasurer.
Man With the Bullying Brow Uais-
ing his voiee,-Im a good citizen. but
Man With the Bufbous Nose-But. like
nj the good citizens l know. you do
hate like thunder to pay your taxes!-
Chicago Tribune.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
To Mothers in this Town

Children who are delicate. feverish
aud Cross will get immediate relief
from Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
hildren. They cleanse the stomach,
act on the liver. anil are recommended
for complaining children. A pleasant
rem edy for worms. At all Drug gists,
csc. Sampl' FREE. Address, A. s.
Olmsted. lie Row, N, Y. o.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
A Cold. La Grippe. Then Pneumoni.

Is too often the fatal sequence, and
coughs that hang on weaken the sys-
tenn and lower the vital resistance. Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar Compound is a
reliable medicine that stops the cough
promptly by healing the cause; soothes
the infiamed air passages. and checks
the cold. Keep always on hand. Re-
fuse substitutes. b. II. Gorrell.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
A Mean SUGGESTION.

"You know" said Miss Kreech after
her solo. Il intend TO 90 abroad to I'm
ish my musical education"
"Why not finish it right now" sug-
gested Miss Galley. land save the ex-
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Ledger.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
SIore ~ n Wtnn~r

docs your wife win at bridger
Il don't know for sure" replied Mr..
Meekton. but I think so. The WON
en- all look as II they disliked her very
much, but they keep on inviting bel
to play."-Washingto Star.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
IL All DeD0nda

-Lool1. fatherl There's an apple on
our neighbours tree. II IL falls in our
garden whose will 1t beT'
stupid boy! Whoever has the clev-
crest lawyer. OF course."-Fhegende
Batter
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
Lives of Doctors.

In keeping others alive physicians
appear to lose their own lives. OF all
professional men their lives are the
shortest. Between the ages OF forty
Eve and sixty-five five doctors die on
an average to one clergyman.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
MeIl Trained.

Hub What! More money 2
When I'm dead you'll probably have
to beg for oil the money you get
Wife (calmly)-Well. I'll be better OF
than some poor woman who never had
any practice.-Boston Transcript
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
Eggs for Hatching

From S. G. b. Leghorns. My stock is
very best from my first class strain of
200 hens. with unlimited freedom. /
have bred these up for 20 years. so
eggs.
l.. ID. ENGLEMAN,
X. F. ID. No. Lexington, Va.
inch. 6-12-6t
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

Constipation causes headache, nau-
sea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita-
ton. Drastic physics grippe, sickeD
weaken the bowels. and don't cure
DoaI,'s Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. % cents. Ask your drug
xist.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn or
scald. Be prepared. DIR. Thomas
Electric Oil instantly relieves the pain
quickly cures the wound.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
Marken's One Crop.

Marker. In the Zuyder Zee. is one of
the most curious islands in the world.
Horses and trees are unknown. The
island produces one crop, hay. and OF
this the women manage the growing
and harvesting.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

Time 10 money" quoted the wise
guy.
Possibly" replied the simple mug.
but 1t isn't always an easy matter tn
Record
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
FOR SALE

Valuable business property. on Wash
ington street in Lexington, The James
Huinples property"
For particulars, apply to
+. Il. GLASGOW, Attorney
Feb 2S-l2 st for owner
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

Don't let the baby suffer f. ON eczema,
sore or any itching OF the skin. Doan' p
Ointment gives Instant relief, cures
quickly. Perfectly safe for children.
All druggists sell II.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
Xhsre Extransa Mat.

Water freezes every night the year
round In Alto Crucero. Bolivia. while
at noon each day the sun Is hot
enough to blister the flesh Above all
others. It is the place where extremes
meet
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

To Break in New Shoes Always Use
Aliens Foot Ease. the antiseptic pow.
Ter. 1t prevents tightness and blister.
ing, relieves BuniOns, Swollen. Sweat
ing, Tender feet. At druggists. 25c
Sample mailed FREE. Address, A. s.
Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

Had dyspersia or indigestion for
years. No appetite, and what did eat
distressed me- terribly. Burdock Blood
Bitters cured me u. H. Walker
Sunbury, Ohic
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

MAYOR WILLIAM J. GAYNoK.
"but when it is removed by contrac
tors we do, you bet"
Within an hour the commissioner OF
streets received letter from Mayor
Gaynor, who. as it happened, was the
curious citizen, directing that all driv-
ers employed 10y the city be forthwith
ordered TO shovel snow.
On another occasion on a hot July
day as the mayor was walking about
the city he noticed that many horses
Were suffering from overlooking. He
at once notified the police commission
er to instruct the force to be more
vigilant in enforcing the law against
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13

The object of this suit is to have set
Element of the several estates of Susan
Meek, Mary A. Meek, Bette A. Meek
Rachel NJ. Meek and Amelia II. Meek
said estates consisting only of a tract of
six acres OF land in Rock bridge county,
Va, near Raphine, which tract of lanu
was conveyed TO aud owned join thy by
said last named parties, the above
named plaintiffs and defendants beiup
all the heirs at law of said Susan Meek
Mary A. Meek, Bette A. Meek, Rachel
NJ. Meek and Amelia ii. Meek.
Ana it appearing by affidavit made
and filed that Newton H. Meek, Rober'
Fulwider, Mary Shaner, Dora Bruce.
Mary Rhyner, Baxter Brubeck and
Amanda COwan, are non-residenrs OF
this State, it is order ed that they appear
here within fifteen days after due pub
LEGATION of this order aud do what may
he necessary to protect their interests
In this suit.
Teste:
r. K. WITT, Deputy Clerk.
Z. r. Kennedy, pa.
| Feb PLAT
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
VIRGINIA.:

In the Clerks Office of the Circuit
&c urt of RockbridSe County, the 10th
day OF February, 1912.
j. X. MEEK and others plaintiffs
vs.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1912-03-13
IN CHANCERY

NEWTON II. MRRK and others
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-29

ST., stabbed in Joyce's saloon, S.
51st and Carpenter SITS.
David Blye, shot by Joseph
Weiss in Weiss saloon, 2023 w.
Division St., last Sunday, is dead.
Body Of Alex Anderson Sharp,
446 w. I'D ST., found in river.
Andrew Ragor, u, COS S. Ash
land blvd, pioneer Chicago bus
owner and driver, dead.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-29

+ Margaret Zane Witcher, coun-
ty clerk of Salt Lake County,
Utah, is the only woman elector
in the electoral college. She lisa
Republican, and is "a candidate for
the Republican electoral vote
which would have gone to Vice
President Sherman. if he had
lived. It will be an empty honor
if she gets it, inasmuch as there
are only eight Republican cleo
toral votes, counting her own
four from Utah and four from
Vermont.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-11-29

1912 w. Madison ST., raided as
gambling house. 20 pinched.
Frank Kovic blew into Des-
PLANES st. police station. Said,
''Too much turkey. Dropped.
County hospital:
Joseph PrabsnIy, 22o7 w. 18th
ST., started something because
wife did not get dinner. AT Cook
county hospital recovering from
what friend wife did to him.
National Council of Teachers
of English at Auditorium want to-
revise grammars.
Frank Week, 3o45 Butcher st.,
suicide. Revolver.
Election Commissioner Gar
necki to. start school for voters.
Mrs. Mary Whining, 1914 S.
State ST., entered Woodlawn po-
lice station intoxicated. Beat Of
ficers. Broke windows.
Boys threw brick through win
dow of u. S. Mercantile Co. at
3341 Ogden av. Rings stolen.
Police discover Handsome Jack
Koetters has a lot of doubles.
Miss Nora Gary, 1911 Sedg-
wick St., stepped on rusty nail 2
years ago. Blood poisoning. Dead.
VIM. Pofstock, 1857 w. 18th
ST., didn't believe in banks. $500
missing from his room.
Indiana will send $50 delegates
to Progressive National Confer
ence to be held in Chicago next
month.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
Letters to Cynthia Grey

4 stsssss s.AAAsss
WANTS TO MARRY HER SISTERS HUSBAND

Dear Miss husband. We want
70 set married My has told would like leave him
gossipg sisTER,INIAW
ANonr letter do much. How
suhjectf
lines The Wife
want TO marry him. but OF the public.
My would like him
han Would she leave him had to her and
had shown her husband that he had simply that
was nothing 70 tho love for his wife, II had shown her best
qualities
would
1t IL a
sister Ito whom he
you the time he pretty
In fais"Aa shall
you again pressed down and running surely
disloyAty,
the next world bu, right
sake, do Il for seltprotection
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
! QUESTION EQUAL TO "How 4
/ OLD rs ANNf" 4


Dear Miss Grey; Up on Clover
Greek there h row OF apple and
pear trees that have never been
trimmed and onehalf IL rotten. but
they are good for sauce. Now.
some say that on both sides OF the
water for so feet belongs TO the
city. and no one can pick the fruit
Then. all at once some hog will
spring up and say II belongs TO
him, and that he or she has bought
II OF the city. VIII you please find
out. and answer at onceg
A READER.
A-Don't you think yoa could get
Information quicker from the city.
or county authoritiesF fioneet to
goodness. croes my heart and body.
| attn not a mind reader.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 4
THIS, ciRLsf 4


Dear Miss Grey. am young
man. rs, and would like 20 know
something that would make me
beautiful. Now don't want you
to think that l am stuck on myself.
but You viii perhaps know Of some,
thing that would soften the skin
and add TO one's looks.
II you will kindly answer me !
Will be many. many times obliged
10 you. Thanking you. ". T. /. l.
Al am really afraid 10 recon.
mend a cream for fear Il viii make
the hair grow on your face.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

meet him al the dock. AZ the mp.
pointed time I was there. but he
did not show up; waited for the
next boat. but he did not come.
That afternoon he came out and
said Il ralned az his house. and he
thought | would not come. II did
not rain nj my house.
DO you think he IL sincere in his
attentions. and can ever believe
him aEainy am sorely In need
OF advice. PERPLExED.
A.-The young man was certain
~ not very thoughtful OF your com.
fort. and should not kindly at
tempt 10 save him time again. but
nee 20 Il that he comes 20 the home
next time. And. II hc II unnecea
aarily late again. drop him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

This gown II made In one
piece. OF blue. brocaded raw silk
aud only cost 81. according TO
Mrs Nlnan Wilcox Putnam. wife
Of tho rich publisher OF New York.
who made IL and wears II.
The curse OF civilization IL the
parasitic woman" says Mrs. Put
nam. and the adoption Of the
simple. cheap and beautiful gar.
ment will give women freedom
that they have not had since WON.
en- were the governing power In
the primitive world"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

have q good time. didn't answer.
for didn't know what TO say. Now.
Miss Grey. am not a flirt. and new
or even notice conductors. or any
one else. Shall report him II he
says anything like that asain7 My
sister saya the conductors are all get.
ting too fresh" lately. she is older
than I. DORIS
ALL this man speaks In that
manner 20 you again. tell him II be
ever darss speak TO you or any other
girl In that way. you will report him.
Your sisters assertion IL very broad.
for ! happen 70 meet great many
conductors who are very manly fell
lows. There are. no doubt. men
among them ns you describe. as
there are In all classes. but do not
include all. Report those who
really need II. but be very sure
first.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

To demonstrate how simple IL
IN TO make such gown aa seen.
she takes n piece OF cloth 90 inches
wide. just double the length from
the neck TO the inBtep. sew up the
sIdes. make n slip just large enough
for the head and arms 10 20
through. hens up the bottom. and
the dress Is finished and ready 10
wear. A II meets with all the re-
quirements OF beauty. economy and
hygiene. II suits her as well as any
of the higher priced gowns she has
Ia her wardrobe.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
Silk Waists Reduced to $500
Hat Pins Toe

Stone.Fisher Co. price
25c and soc.
Hat Pins in large as
sortment, with various
colored settings and
Rhinestones, in both
large and small heads.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

tended the dance alone. and no per.
mitted the boy TO see me home. On
the car he got very fresh and at
tempted TO kiss me several times
love him dearly and could not re.
slsi the temptation.
Now. Miss Grey, am a beautiful
blonde and only i6. What would
you have done In my place7
BEAUTY.
Al don't see how you could
expect any different treatment from
the boy when you attended the
dance alone. You gave him a
chance 10 think you that kind OF a
girl Girls who love 30 dearly on
sight that they cannot resist being
kissed IN a public car. should be
put In the reform school. To tell
the truth. you would have been very
much disappointed II he had not at
tempted to kiss you It's time for
n change in your style OF girl. You
may not know how you are looked
upon. but you do know enough 10
behave yourself.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

Dear Miss Grey: am a youns
giri and work downtown. and the
other night. when went home on
the car. when ] paid my fare. the
conductor asked me n wouldn't
meet him after work. lie said he
got OFF al II .. IN. Ito said we'd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
Taffeta PettiCOats $500

Stone Fisher Co. price $3.50 and $50
All good grade heavy material in pink white, corn, light
and dark
Satin and MORE Petticoas all black, with deep ounces
both tucked and plcated with heavy dust rues loo
Stonc-Fisher Co. price $3.50
IIcathcrbloom and Satcen Pettcoats The lot consists
OF black, brown, gray and navy colors deep tucked
ounees with dust ruffles ......,.... ...........75f
StoneFsher Co. prices $ls0 and $780,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

All letters cannot be an 4
4 swered In the paper. ans many 4
: are without name or address. 4
= A stamped. seif-addressed en-
= velopc always brings prompt 4
= reply. CYNTHIA GREY. 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

M. c. H.: You sent stamps but
no address. ! will gladly help you
II you will send u.
CYNTHIA GREY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06

Stone-Fisher Co. price
soc.
--Women's Aprons In
various styles, made OF
Bingham and light and
dark p9cale.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
| lingerie Waists RepriCed

Many good values remain for someone The STYLES are
good but many waists slightly soed which does not
affect their wearing qualities
About so Silk Net and Lingerie Waists all kinds but
every good waist small sizes only 81 90
$ = Stonc-Fisher Co price $1,000
Tailored and Shirt Style Waists all tucked cmbrod-
cry with soft and tailored collars medium and large sizes
only They reduced from the former sales price of
III Stone-Fisher Co price $3.50.
Lingerie and Linenc Waists plain tailored and fancy;
slightly soiled all large sizes former sales price Soc;
now COG
Stone Fisher Co price 100
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
W0men's Dress Skirts $500

Stone Fisher Co price $3.50
THE former sale price has been $3.50, but long
they last now $500 Voes, Serges and Panamas, in
black, navy, gray, cream and checks.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
Women's Linen Skirts $500

"A few Pure Linen Skirts, natural and white colors, wit
high and natural waistine plain tailored and trimmed
pearl buttons.
Fisher Co. price $3.50 former sales price $500
Stone Fisher Co. price $500 former sales price So so
Slime Fisher Co price S400 former sales price So so
StoneFisher CT price so former sales price 81 25
White Linen Dress Skirts in plain tailored styles fe
have pleats and button trimmings .............2 %
Formerly Soc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
Irish Linen Table Cloths

z2x90 Pattern Cloths, pure Irish linen, and dozen
22x22inch napkins to match; the set for $3.50
Stone-Fisher Co price 5000
Pure Irish Linen Pattern Cloths, S4x0-4 in floral de-
signs and dozen napkins lS1sxlsH inches match;
for the set $4.OO
Stone Fisher Co price S465.
All Linen Damask Pattern Cloths, 722 inches in floral
patterns and dozen 24x24inch napkins match the
Stone-Fisher Co. price $6.25.
-Mercerized Table Cloths SAMOA in very pretty floral
designs with wide border all around and is very good
imitation OF German linen each .............. 81 rs
Stone-Fisher Co. price $ls0, special.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-09-06
curtain Goods RepriCed

The Third Floor has remarkable values in for all
-Snnfast Drapery, dainty designs ............ SOC
Stone Fisher Co. prices csc and 75c.
Plain Japanese Silks for overdrapes all colors SOC
Stone-Fsher Co price 75c
Fancy Figured Kimono Silks ................ $50
Stone-Fishc Co prices 81 90 and SIPS.
Fancy Double Border Wolfe Scrims 40 inches wide
quiste patterns at Soc
Stone-Fsher Co. price Soc
plain Wolfe Scrims soft finish ............... zoe
Stone Fisher Co price 3sc
Fancy Single or Double Border Serims 15c
Stone-Fsher Co price 25c.
-sO.inch English Tapestry Observation-Disclosures $50
Stone-Fisher Co price $50.
-50-inch Gordon Reps all coors .............. 45f
Stone-Fisher Co. price Csc.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-07-25

Tonight is the date and the Fargo
operahouse is the place for the scien-
tiic boxing match between Jimmie
Potts of Minneapolis and Kid Kossick
of Moorhead. 1t should be one of the
cleyerest and fastest boxing matches
ever seen In Fargo.
Several months q these boxers met
in Fargo with a draw decision. Each
is confident he can win over the 9TH
err on points. At the time they met
before Potts had just concluded a
gruelling mill and was not in as good
condition as at present. He arrived
this morning and is in the pink of
condition.
Since their match before Kossick
has improved wonderfully in the scien-
tif1c end OF the game and will make a
much better showing in this line. He
has always been aggressive and will
ing.
The match will be preceded by two
preliminaries, one a boxing contest in
which Kid Medford, sparring partner
of Kossick will participate, and the
other a wrestling bout.
The doors will be open at $3.50 and
the preliminaries will start It 1890.
The bout between Potts and Kossick
will start at IL O'Clock.
The hour for the contest will enable
the friends of Kossiek in Moorhead to
get over for the fun and it will also
enable those who wish to take in the
fair to see the match. There will be
no delay in starting the boxing and
patrons need not fear a long, tedious
walt.
Don't forget that tonight is the time
and the Fargo operahouse is the place