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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
a Fish With False Teeth.

Cap Wilson, the Inventor of as many
different kinds of spoons as there art
fish that will take them. has discovered
a new lure for catfish. He was on an
outing among the sloughs of the Sacra
mento river when one of his compan
ions found him on the deck of his
launch. roaring loudly
whats the natter" he inquired.
Matter, Huh. There's IL twenty
dollar catfish down under this boat
an Pm a-goin TO get him II have
to seine him ONT
"How do you figure n catfish worth
$20?"
"This away: | was standin' right
here a-cleanin' my new set OF false
teeth when he come up To the top. look
ed at me an opened his mouth. l
grabbed for the hoathook TO gaff him
an dropped the teeth Plump they
went, right square into his mO-lth
Now he's down there crackin' crabs
with my teeth. an got 10 eat clam
chowder ouipn q salmon spoon. Sat
urday Evening Post
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
The M ce,

The mace was originally potent
weapon Of offense. originating doubt
less in that earliest and most common
weapon the wooden club. 1t was an
essential part of q knights accouter.
ment. being useful Mt close quarters.
For ready convenience it was hung at
his saddlebow. Says an ancient poem
And with his heavy mase of STEELE
Then he gave the kying his dele.
The besague and haston were varied
forms Of the mace. The mace used on
horseback was n small weapon, usual
ly OF steel That used on foot was
much longer and commonly Of wood,
with head armed with iron rings and
spikes IT was carried by the escort
OF magistrates and others as ready
protection against violence. AS soci
ETY. Quieted down and its original use
fell into allegiance the thing assumed
the ornamental appearance it now has.
it now being carried in mere honor
airy form. London Notes and Queries.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
JUDGE Taiiaferro a Booster.

Judge w. G. Taliaferro of Bryan
passed through Houston Tuesday en-
route to Beaumont for a visit with
relatives.
Speaking of progressive towns,
he said, there is nothing between
Houston and Dallas that has anything
on Bryan, should we continue to grow
as we now are we will be close in
behind them. Bryan has so much to
offer a homeseeker that can not be
found elsewhere. among these induce
ments being system of schools I'M
equaled by those of any othr city in
the state, one of the finest farming
districts to be found anywhere, and
the advantages of being in wide
awake business town. A number OF
improvements are being made, but
the most valuable is probably the ex-
tension of the Bryan-COllege inter-
urban, making belt which includes
all of the private academies and CON
vents in the suburbs, as well as the
high school.
THE crops as rule are not as
good as those of last season, but will
be much earlier. thereby giving the
farmers the benefit of the high prices
which are prevalent at this time of
the year Over two thousand bales
have already been ginned by the gin;
ners of Bryan. Houston Post
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
Royal Superstition.

Canterbury cathedral. like most
great cathedrals. is decorated with in.
Vulnerable inches for statues. At
Canterbury series Of these inches is
occupied with statues of kings and
queens Of England. and there are only
four inches left unoccupied. An old
tradition has it that when all the
inches are filed the throne Of England
will come to an end
Queen Victoria was approached with
view to statue of herself being
placed in one OF the four remaining
inches. but her late majesty was aware
Of the old tradition and refused. One
wonders whether in the future there
will be four monarchs Of England
sufficiently Indifferent to superstition
to defy the tradition and allow their
eflgies to ill the unoccupied. Spaces
London Answers.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
A Genial Old Duke,

Duke Max Of Bavaria had no greater
delight than leaning over the counter OF
some small shopkeeper. talking gossip
or purchasing toys for his great graz nd.
daughters in Austria lnnumerabIe
stories are told illustrating his char
acter B. II. Goldschmidt, a wealthy
banker of Frankfurt. was once Jour
neying to Vienna. Opposite on the vel
vet cushion of the first class car sat an
old gentleman whose dress and looks
betrayed no uncommon rank. Are
you on a pleasure trip?" asked the
bankers vis-a-vis. YES" answered
the latter; Il am going to visit my
daughter. who, thank God. fortunately
married the Banker Wiener in Vienna"
How strange" replied his companion
'"The incentive to my trip is the same
I am going to visit my daughter IN
Vienna. Thank God, she, too, is rather
fortunately married to the emperor OF
Austria"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
DR.. BUTLER TO PREACH

Dr. George B. Butler, former pastor
of the First Baptist church of this
city, now pastor of the First church
of Beaumont. will preach at the Bal
fist church here ON next Sunday at
II o'clock. His subject will be "As
Strong as We Are Long" DR.. Butler
is SO we'll known to the people of
Bryan and the surrounding country
that any comment. further than the
mere announcement that he is to
preach, is unnecessary. A great audi
ence will no doubt be present to hear
him.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
Why Ha Chased Ihsm Off.

Two bank presidents on summer
vacation were patiently fishing from
the messy bank Of quiet steam
when two farmers lads came out of
a nearby field and, after watching the
fishermen awhile. began to play tag in
the grass.
Annoyed by their gambols, one of the
inanciers chased the lads away and
returned to his task.
Good ideaw commented the other
angler. Boys scare the FISH away"
"Oh. that wasn't why chased them
OFF, rejoined his companion. "But l
always dread run on the bank
Judges Library.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
Returned from Epworth.

Rev. Glenn Finn, pastor of the
First Methodist church, returned
home today after spending a few
weeks at Epworth- attend
ing the eighth annual encampment OF
the Epworth League at that point
also in fishing at Corpus Christi and
other points on the coast. He reports
splendid time and plenty of fish.
Rev. Mr.. Finn was dean of the en-.
campment at Epworth and was re
elected to the same position for the
coming year.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
A Batch of Bulls.

There are several interesting bulls in
the following serious paragraph that
appeared one time in an Irish news
paper: "To rob man of his purse and
then maltreat him for not having it
would pass muster among pitiless
brutal crimes. but to kill and slay a
man to the point of death and then
murder him for not dying quick enough
is one point better in the catalogue of
human infamy. 1t is enough to make
Irishmen set their teeth and talk ST.
lently in groups
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
Eiqht Road Bond Elections Held.

Fort Worth, Texas, Aug. 22.-Road
and bridge bonds to the amount OF
s543. 700 were voted in Texas during
July. Eight elections were held in
seven different counties, and six OF
them carried by large majorities. Two
issues carried in Robertson county
which involved $25O,OO0. Reports from
the county judges and secretaries of
the local commercial organizations
the state show that 70
counties constructed approximately
2O3 miles of new highways during the
month.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
Kangaroo Mothers Bravery.

During a severe drought in cerran
section of Australia the owner OF a
country station was sitting Que even
ing Oh the porch when he saw "A
kangaroo lingering about. alternating
approaching and retiring from the
house. as If half In doubt and fear
what to do At length she approached
the water pals and, taking young
one from her pouch, held Ii TO the
water to drink. While her baby was
satisfying its thirst the mother was
quivering all over with apprehension.
for she was but few feet from the
porch where one of her foes was
watching her. The baby. having fin
ished drinking. was replaced In the
pouch, and the old kangaroo set of
at a rapid pace The spectator was
SO much impressed by the astonishing
bravery Of the affectionate mother that
he made vow-and kept it-never
again to shoot kangaroo.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
French RevoIvtion,rv caIendar.

Beginning with Sept. DO the tour of
months in the French revolutionary
calendar was Vendemaire. Brumaire.
Frimaire. Nivose. Pluviose. Ventose.
Germinal, Floreal. Prairial, Messidor,
Thermidor tFervidor) and Fructidor.
which ended on Sept 16 Then fol.
lowed five days, the Sansculoides,
dedicated as feasts of reason to Les
Vertus, lie Genie. lie Travail. L'Opln.
ion and Les Recompenses. Decreed
Nov. 81, 1893. this calendar was ante
dated to Sept. %, 1902. 1t was abol-
ished on Nivose 10, An xiv, correspond
ing to Dec. 81. 1905.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
Work Besine on Big University.

Dallas, Texas, Aug. 22.-Construc-
ton work has begun on Dallass Hall,
the first building to be erected for
the Southern Methodist University in
this city. This building will cost
$500, 900 and is the gift of the people
of Dallas. The building committee OF
the university now has on hand a
building fund of over $1,O00,00O in
cash and 625 acres of land which was
given by the city of Dallas. When
complete the university will rank in
size and financial strength with many
of the larger colleges of the country.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22
New Business to Open.

Walter Winter, who has been living
in Bryan for a number of years and
mas had wide experience, will open Il
gunsmith, locksmith and bicycle re
pair establishment in Bryan on Au-
gust 2S. on North Main street, next
TO Stephan Bros, bottling works. He
will also handle bicycles, bicycle sun
dries and gun supplies.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1912-08-22

Palestine. -Approximately 165 cars
of fruit and truck have been shipped
from here this season. This shows
gain of 500 per cent over any pre-
vious year, the former record being
but II cars.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04
FARM NOTES.

Mean the calves without sucking
BE gentle wiah all the animals es
peclaily The dairy COW.
Damaged feed has no place In ths
ration Of any farm animal.
Sorghum Is considered one Of the
most valuable forage crops
Short pastures should be guarded
against by the use OF the silo.
Sore shoulders are the sign Of an
'll-ftting collar, past or present
4 feW days wait. If the seed corn is
not tested. may pay large dividends
The tester furnishes q standard bg
which the dairy farmer can measure
bis cows.
Good roads have their influence on
every line Of activity. but especially
on the farmer.
The newly-hatched chickens must
not be. removed from the incubator
until they are thoroughly dry
A little sorghum makes splendid
green feed and II there Is any left
over for winter fodder il is worth
maeh.
Swine raising Will put your farm
on a cash basis and enable you to
educate your children II you follow It
intelligently
Head work gives iust as good re-.
turns en- the farm as hand work. but
the best results are obtained when
The two are rightly combined.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

danger stage. as It Is well known that
plants placed thickly always grow
rapidly. A second reason for thick
sowing Is to have enough plants for
SOME 10 survive. II the fly should at.
tack
Mixing the seed Of white turnips
with the swe6es IS useful. as the Ny
finds the plants Of the white turnip
more attractive tnan the Swede.
When the time for thinning arrives
the less valuable white turnlps that
survive the ny may be thlnned out
Dry, dusty dressings are well known
to discourage the n.y. The only favor.
able thing that farmers can say Of
motorists is that the rust they raise
saves from the fly any field OF turaips
that happona next to the road.
The dressings usually recommend.
Cd are lime. or a mixture OF lime.
SCOT and sulphur. ANY dressing OF
thia kind should be put on early in
the morning while the dew is still on
tue leaves. A liquid dressing In the
shape Of parafln emulsion applied
with a spraying machine is also very
effective.
The dressings here recommended
are also useful to destroy the gray
aDhis, which appears IS the heart OF
the leaves in the height OF summer in
dry weather.
Rolling an attcked crop or driving
a flock Of sheep ever the field. has
also been held to be serviceable. the
object being TO disturb the fy. also
TO consolidate the son around the
plants.
The turnip Fly Is kept alive on
weeds q tie tufnip grass. such as
preshaagh shepherds purse. rocket,
etc. and such plants should be rigidly
kept down. Also the hy finds shell
ter tn heaps Of loose rubbish around
the fences. so thar tidy farming may
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

lated 10 reflect honor upon and credit
10 the state In which he lives. He is
always on the alert working in the IN.
terest Of the people. and should an ap-
preciaiive constituency confer upon
him the hiGh honor he is now seeking.
we preaiet that he win be found In
our national congress. as he was found
in the legislature. working honestly,
systematically aud earnestly for the
welfare 81 the common people
The caiid labor law. the general Ia.
Dor law. and other humanitarian mea
sarea, tho anti.bucket shop law do
mandea ty the farmers, the charter
feo .av which ls now saving the lax
payers over Si0o.0o0 annually the
uriiorn text book law which sae state
superintendent declared has saved the
people Of She state over a million dol
lars other laws IN the interest Of
economy. and his resolution relating
10 The election OF United states sena
tors By a direct vote OF the people
which the governor in his tweniy.sec-
ond message declared Tor economy and
against greed and graft, speak louder
IN his behalf than words Of praise.
The Maramec Weekly Monitor said
HE is a doer Of good things. We
have many who preach and advocate
good thines What We want and what
any polliiesi party needs is men that
will 90 things Thar win better the
condition Of the honest laboring man.
woman and child. Senator Franklin
does things that are credit 70 himself,
his party and his atate,g
The Carter Express concludes a long
tribute 70 Franklln'a record and bis
fitness for congressman at large. with
the words When you cast your vote
in the Democratic primary Tor CON
gressman at large loog for the honored
name VIM NJ Franklin.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04
FRANKLIN
ISPRAISED
Candidate for Congress
man al Large is Win
ming Favor
ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY PRAIs
ED MEN TN OKLAHOMA POLITICS
"A DOER OF GOOD THINGS

ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY PRAIs-
ED MEN TN OKLAHOMA POLITICS
IA DOER or GOOD THINGS.
The Chandler Review recently said:
Mr. Franklin is one Of the most
highly praised men In Oklahoma poll.
ties. Judge Cordell Of this city was
intimately associated with him in the
legislature and thinks he is one OF the
best men Me ever met, He ii
the author or our child labor bin.
which is perhaps the most wide-reaeh.
ing and merciiul Of the humanitarian
laws Of Oklahoma
The Pauls Valley Democrat. recent.
ly among other things. said MANY
favorable comments are being made
by the press Of the sttae upon hls eau.
dldacy."
The Ardmoreite, among other things
said
WIN N Franklin, while III the SCH.
ate, became the father Of more legls.
lation that had the good Of the people
in view than did any other member Of
that body. IN the report II
the legislative committee Of the Fed.
Grafton Of Labor, Senator Franklin is
alluded 70 in glowing terms as
young and progressive lawyer. Who.
living in the midst Of an agricultural
community, did not need for political
reasons. p line up with the laborIng
people. but did - through q desire
for humanitya sake to help along In
establishing the protective laws our
people need Senator Franhlins On.
tire story of public NE is one calcu
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

DO you feel weak tired Respondent have frequent head
aches, coated oneue, bitter bad taste II morning
heartburn, belehing q gas aed risines in throat ae
eating stomach snaW OF bum foul breath, dizzy spells
poor variable appetite at times and kindre
symptoms
II You have any considerable number Of the
above symptoms you nre suffering from bilious
ness, torpid liver with indigestion. or dyspepsia.
DIR. Picrce's Golden Medical Discovery IS made
np ol the most valuable medicinal principles
known % medical science FOR the permanent
of such abnormal conditions II IS most
efficient liver invisorntor, stomach tonic. bowel
regulator and nerve sirenStlener.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04
MUSICAL
RECITAL

the follor5og program win be given
by the pupils Of Mrs. d. II Roche at
the residence OF dr. and Mrs. II. b
Johnson on Tuesday evening, June A.
Quartet Beruhmter March or. SO,
--------------- Hollaender
Marjorie Dwyer, Boyd Gnkey,
Margaret Coleman and Helen
Rutherford
Reverie in A Flat -s schutt
Jeweldean Brodie.
The Wild Rider - schumann
Elizabeth Terrell.
Petite Scene de Ballet Scbult
Louis Dugan.
Wedding March - Mendelssohn
Fay tIollingsworth and
Marjorie Dwyer.
The Candy Pull ----- Orth
Wilma Whalley.
May Bells Ringing - sievers
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04
Famous stage Beauties

look with horor on skin Eruptlona.
Alolehes Sores Or Pimples They
dent have them, nor VIII any one,
who uses Bucklen'a Arnica sBfe. II
glorlliea the face. Eczema u Salt
Rheum vanish before ii 1t cures sore
lips. chaped hands. chilblains: heals
burns, cuts and bruises. unequaled
for piles. Only 25 cents at Brown a
Co.'S. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

CITIZENS Of cHlckAsHA.
llo DrIllIante. Op. 22-

Our representatives for Lesliea
Weekly win cali on you within the
next few days explaining our new
plan Of placing this national pubIica-
tion IN yonr home free Of charge,
through the cooperation Of your mer-
chants. 6.42f
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04
LIFE

LIFE.
Life is tull Of sladuess Il you1l only
try 10 see t.
There's always something splendid
you can find;
It's ayerage would be happy If you'd
only let it be Il.
The day is but a mirror for the
mind.
MS O sad day and a bad day Il your
thoughts are black and grim
its light Gay ana q bright day if
yQu think Of e that way;
II your eyes are turned 10 sadness,
then aith tears they're bound TO
swim.
But theyil sparkle aith their glad
ness Il goull strive TO See The
gay
Life rs always lull 81 trouble It yon
lei your troubles fill it.
Liie's 2 dismal vale Of weeping il
yon cling unto your woe;
Liie's lifting song Of sladness # you
try your best 10 thrill it.
And strain Of love and laughter if
With smiles YOU wisn to 90.
Ms a gray day, q dismal cay. il you
only SEQ the bad side.
rs weary day and drsary if you
only view the wrong
lts a play day and a gay day If you
strive 70 see The glad side.
u youl eyes ale iafaed 10 sunshine
and your lips are turned Is song.
Detroit Free Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

Mrs H. w. Ritz and little daughter.
who have been spending the past few
months IN Mcpherson, Kan, returned
home last hight.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

Discoverer Of Coal.
Tho discovery Of coal Is said to
have been made by Belgian black
smith named Hullos, who lived Ia the
village Of Pleneyaux, near Liege, in
l0l9.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

THAT prima donna has a voice like
an angels" You think SO reslond
ed the impresario. resentfullv. "Well
] don't know how an angel talks when
things don't 80 to suit her But if 1
thought they All sounded like this
prlma donna I'd think twice before
wanting to 10 to heaven"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

a. a. zinn is spending a few days
in Marlow and Duncan. looking after
business interests.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

B Z. Barefoot, who has been spend
ing the past few days in Boswell,
Okla, is expected home tomorrow.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

The Golden Medical Discovery h not medicine noslrm,
full list Of It's INGREDIENTS being printed andatl
OATH
m hahtormn dHss h aud with tpe-refned
oEesl paa Mold AnanaArY Meea prupa IuHlo NJ
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04

White Vienna kohlrabl Worth Trying
do 2 good deal toward reducing the
damage caused by the pest.
Mireworms would be reduced very
materially II the birds were allowed
free range, while the tllage Is going
on, as wireworms prove an irresisti
bic attraction to them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1912-06-04
AT THE
pIAV HOTTCrC
KozY rHEArER
Special Feature Tonight.
JESS"
S-R Reels B

This is a S-reel Thanhouser produe-
tion and comes direct from the En-.
press theater in Oklahoma city The
greatest picture ever shown in Chick.
asha. Tonight only.
5-ADMissloN-fO
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
USUALLY One DOSE
ENDS INDIGESTION
OR DYSPEPSIA

AS there Is often some one in your
family who suffers an attack of in
digestion or some form of stomach
trouble, why don't you keep some
Diapepsin in the house handy?
This harmless blessing will digest
anything you can eat without the
slightest discomfort, and overcome a
sour, gassy stomach FIVE minutes af-
ter.
Tell your pharmacist to let you
read the formula, plainly printed on
these 50-cent cases Of Papes Diapep-
sin then you will readily see why
1t makes indigestion, sour stomach,
heartburn and other distress go in
five minutes, and relieves at once
such miseries as belching of gas,
eructatlons Of sour, undigested food,
nausea, headaches, dizziness, consti-
patton and other stomach disorders.
Some folks tried so long to find
relief from indigestion and dyspepsia
or an out-of-order stomach with the
common, everyday cures advertised
that they have about made up their
minds that they have something else
wrong, or believe theirs is case Of
nervousness, gastrltis, catarrh of the
stomach or cancer.
This no doubt, is a serious mistake
Your real trouble is, what you eat
does not digest; instead, It ferments
and sours turns to acid, gas and
stomach poison, which putrefy in the
digestive tract and intestlnes, and
besides, poison the breath with nau-
seous odors.
A hearty appetite, with thorough
digestion, and without the slightest
discomfort or misery of the stomach,
is waiting for you as soon as you
decide to try Pape's Diapepsin.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-04-06
DON'T Be HALF DEAD ANY LONGER
But HAVE A LITTLE AMBITION

The country is filled with half
sick run down, listless people af-
flicted with debility and stomach
trouble.
Are you one of them? Do you feel
tired all the time, with no ambirtlon
or energy? Do you get up in the
morning after a poor nights sleep
feeling as worn out as when you
went to bed Do you catch cold
easily? Is your circulation poor?
Have you an irregular appetite? Is
your stomach out of order most Of
the time Are you nervous and de-
pressed in spirits?
These are the symptoms of ner-
vous debility and stomach trouble.
Cooper's New Discovery, the wonder
full new medicine, is bringing back
health to thousands who are afflicted
with this trouble. If you are strug-
Cling along in this miserable run
down condition, trying to do your
work when you feel like going to