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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-03-18

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
MUNICIPAL IMPROVEMENT
LEAGUE is FORMED

The Municipal improvement league
of Salem was organized today after
the MONDAY lunch of the Men and
Religion Forward Movement at the Y
NJ c. A. dining hall About 70 per-
sons became charter members and
committee was appointed to nomi-
nate officers that is to report at the
lunch time Wednesday. The dues
will be one dollar and the charter
membership was closed at the meet
ing after talks were made by Jos.
Albert, E. c. Minton, Rev. Babcock,
Dr.. Robinson, Rev Erritt, Rev Avi-
son, and Dr. Bulgin, the evangelist.
The committee on officers named by
the chairman, Walter jerks, was
Jos. H. Albert, i. H. Anderson, B.
l.. Sleeves, and R. A. Harris. The
purpose of the organization is to en-
force the laws against demoraliza-
tion of young people. One man
asked the prayers of all present, as
he had a SON. aged 20, who he felt
sure was being ruined. His ruin
started, he said, in the high school,
and was completed in the cigar
stores.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Salem Connle 10 marry

The wedding Of Miss Eva Savage to
william McGilehris, Jr.. is announced
for tomorrow the ceremony to be per-
formed in the PRESBYTERIAN church.
The young couple will take a trip to
the Shutdown Islands, as a honey.
moon--Honolum being their objective
point They are both young Salem
folks known by nearly everybody and
l!sea - y a.. a.. 5~ss si,5w thrur ana the
best wishes Of the whole community
go with them and u their lives can
hold all the good things wished them
they will regret ever having to 20 to
heaven.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
STOMACH DISTRESS,
INDIGESTION AND
DYSPEPSIA GO

II you had some Diapepsin handy
and would take a little now your
stomach distress or indigestion would
vanish in five minutes and you would
feel fine.
This harmless preparation will dl-
gest anything you eat and overcome a
sour, out-of-order stomach before you
realize 1t.
II your meals don't tempt you, or
what little you do eat seems to fill
you, or lays like a lump of lead in
your stomach or If you have heart
burn, that is the sign of indigestion.
Ask your pharmacist for 5O-cent
case Of Papes Diapepsin and take a
little just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour rislngs no belching
Of undigested food mixed with acid,
no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness
or heavy feeling in the stomach, nau-
sea, debllitating headaches, dizziness
or intestinal gripping. This will all go,
and besides, there will be no undigest-
edfood left over in the stomach to
poison your breathe with nauseous
odors.
Pape's Diapepsin is certain cure
for out-of-order stomachs, because It
prevents fermentation and takes hold
of your food and digests It just the
same as II your stomach wasn't there
Relief in five minutes from all stom-
ach misery is at any drug store wait
ing for you
hTese large 5O-cent cases Of Pape's
Diapepsin contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure almost any case of
dyspepsia, indigestion or any other
stomach disturbance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
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HIT. Bruce, a prosperous farmer OF
the Mission Bottom district, was in
the city today.
L. o. Harold, Of the Bi-concrete
Paving company, is a business visitor
in Portland today
F. G. Deckebaugh went to Port
land this morning on business con
nected with the brewery.
r. G. Henderson, postmaster at
Chemawa, is registered at the Bligh.
seId Beck, Jr., a prominent and
wealthy Chinaman, Of Portland, was
in the city yesterday.
W. H. Hatch, Of the Salem FIGURING
Mills company, and member Of the
state Fair Board, is in Portland to-
day.
F. r. Waters, OF the El-oso Paving
company, went to Portland yesterday
on business In connection with that
firm.
H.. X. Cauthorn, Of independence
was in the city over night
S. H. Heltzel, a promising young
attorney Of stayton, is in the city to-
day on business for some OF his eli
ents
Malcolm Ramp, of Brooks, was in
the city yesterday,
Nels W. Nelson, a wide-awake farm
er of the Woodburn nelghborhood, is
in the city.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
TASTE, SMELL
and HEARING
RESTORE

The thousands who suffer the mis-
cries Of colds and Catarrh and CLAIM
they have never found a cure, car
get instant relief by simply annoint.
ing the nostrils with Ely's Cream
Balm.
Unlike internal mixtures whicb
upset the stomach, or strong snuff
which only aggrayate the trouble
this cleansing, healing. antisepti,
balm instantly reaches the seat Of
the trouble, stops the nasty dis
charge, clears the nose, head and
throat, and brings back the sense Of
taste, smell and improves the hear
ing. More than this, 1t strengthens
the weakened and diseased tissues.
thus protecting you against a return
of the trouble. This remedy will
cure cold in a day, and prevent it'd
becoming chronic or resulting in ca-
tarrh.
Nasal catarrh is an inflammation
of the membrane lining the air pas.
sages, and cannot be reached by mix
lures taken into the stomach, nor can
it be cured by snuffs and powders
which only cause additional irrita-
tion. Don't waste time on them. Get
a 5O-cent bottle Of Ely's Cream Balm
from your druggist, and after using
1t for day you will wish you had
tried it sooner.
Mothers should give the children
Ely's Cream Balm for colds and
Group. 1t is perfectly harmless, and
pleasant to take.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
81 Acres

AS I am going east will sell my
fine 5l-acre farm at a sacrifice, need
the money; As acres under cultlva-
ton, balance timber and pasture,
running water Deep soil. Price
S4SOO, terms. Adjoining land held at
$3.50 per acre, Might consider house
and lot as part payment Bechtel &
Bynon, agents.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Cherry Clly land 20

The Cherry City Land company has
established an office over Brewers
drug store. which is in charge Of Mr..
Elmer c. Wells. This company will
deal in real estate, loan money and
conduct an employment agency The
manager reports several good sales Of
property already, and the prospects
for a good business are very bright
We hope that this firm may prosper
and that II may be credit to the real
estate business OF the city
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20

There is no better medicine made for
colds than Chamberlain's Cough Rem.
edy II acts on natures plan. relieves
the lungs, opens the secretions. aids
expectoration; and restores the system
to healthy condition. For sale y
all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Yes, SMisscO will
Grow Your Ma
Prevents Badness And DandruR
stores Gray Or Faded Hair To
It's Natural Color.

Swissco stops dandruff quickI.
grows new hair and restores gray an
faded hair to its natural youthful cold
Swissco stops badness, bald spot
falling hair, scabby scalp, sore seal
brittle hair or any hair or scalp trou
BILE. TO prove that our claims are tru
we will send you large trial bottl
free II you will send 10c in silver Z
stamps to help pay cost Of postage an
packing to Swissco Hair Remedy Cd
1884 P. o. Square, Cincinnati, o.
Swissco will be found on sale at al
druggists and drug departments at 50
and $1OO a bottle. Sold and recon
mended in Salem by ]. G. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
DIED.

oWENS-At the home of his father
Samuel Owens, 22O4 Broadway, sa-
lem, Oregon, Sunday, February 1S.
1912, James William Owens, aged a
years and Z months.
The funeral was held at the home at
1890 this morning and lnterment was
in Lee Mission cemetery. Rev. R. N.
Avison conducted the services.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Triple Birthday

A number Of the members OF the
Salem German Society met and cell
ebrated the birthdays OF three mem.
bers, VIM Butte, Audreas Schneider.
and Fred corodi on Sunday The la.
dies prepared refreshments and there
were any number Of songs sung and
general congratulations on the hap
py occasion.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Back from California

Mrs s, A. Jones and niece, Miss
Eliza McTier have returned from
four months spent at Long Beach,
Calf, bringing back Mrs, Holton,
sister OF John II. Albert Of this city,
who has been In poor health. The
ladies report having a delightful
time and being quite In love with
southern California.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20

Recital
A good literary and musical pro-
gram and the bright comedy, MAN
Proposes" will be given at the re-
cital by the Sara Brown Savage
school Of expression, Wednesday ey-
ening at s o'clock, st. Josephs hall.
corner chemeketa and Winter. A
nominal admission Of 10 cents will
be asked to assist in defraying ex-
ponsee.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Have Fine Chef

Tho Roth Grocery company has
been fortunate IN securing tho ser.
vices Of Herman Grove, an expert
eheed dellcalesaen chef recently from
olds, Workman, a King. who viii take
charge Of all business Of that kind tor
this popular store. A part OF tho store
will BE- devoted exclusively to ,hls
class Of trade, and In a short time
the store viii be able 10 cater to The
most ias,idloua.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
HORSESHOgING.

'oricE-Aoout :, March lst Glover 8
hahl'e viii open a blacksmith
sAop on Ferry street between Com.
@erclal ., and Front next to Gl.
Hams stable, where they viii be
slad to meet all their old friends
as ve'l as many new ones
2-2O-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Ash Meanesdny serrIees--

AZ st. paul's church (EpiscopaD
win be held at a. M, 10 a. M. and
z 10 = =, ~: ~, o. ss,iT;,isy s,ii the iitany VIII
be said at t;SO p m. During the
following weeks OF Lent, the special
seryicee will be as follows; Tues.
days Holy Communion, 500 a. M;
Wednesdays. service and address.
ESQ p m. The general public Is
cordially invited 70 attend an SER
vces
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
LIs Onl Aanln-

H. W. Meyers, the dry goods man. is
on the streets again after an Illness of
two weeks from la grippe He is pref
ty weak from the effects of the dis
ease but will be able to give his busi-
ness his attention in a few days.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
DIED.

RoBERTsoN-At her residence, 555
North Fourteenth street, last night
at 1890, Mrs. Myra F. Robertson,
wife Of j. C., Robertson. Funeral
arrangements announced later.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
People Ordering Nursery Stock

AN"P'' "'"'''"b N"iSei9 NOch-
For this spring or next fall plant
Ing should see me and get my prices
before placing their order Sam Il.
Foster Phone Main $685. Salem, Ore.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20

part oil meal by weight early
mixture Of parts bran and one possible
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
4 warming Agnlnst Wet Feet

" warning ABulHoi wei F6tL
Wet and chilled feet usually affect
the mucous membrane Of the nose
throat and lungs, and la grippe, bron-
chitis or pneumonia may result. Watch
carefully, Particularly the children
and for the racking stubborn coughs
give Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
It soothes the inflamed membranes,
and heals the cough quickly. Mrs. A.
A. Swagel, Kroh, Wis, says: II al
ways give Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound to my children. 1t cures their
coughs and colds and they like to take
It," Red Cross Pharmacy (H. Jerman).
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20

Mrs. Nendenhall WIN Sing
AT the Benefit concert Friday
night Don't miss It.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
Funeral Today

FuhtrAI TOdhy-
The funeral Of John Ranalt, who
was electrocuted at Oakland, Callfor-
MIA, recently, was held from the par
lors of the RIgdon Undertaking COM
pany at / p. m. today Interment was
In Lee Mission cemetery.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20

BE Sure to Hear
Dean Mendenhall's organ solo at
the Benefit concert Friday night.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
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Notice
Daniel Simpson, Of California is al
the Cottage Hotel and wishes to
correspond with any Simpson in
this part Of the country in reference
TO family connections. 2-l7-3t
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20

Good Templars Meet
This evening at their hall, 267 So.
Church street All members request
ed to be present.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-02-20
At WORK Again

DIR. Gibson p White, the we'll
known Salem dentist, is again in his
Office after a three weeks illness
from the grippe.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12

IT keep a colored man around the
house who waits on the table ana
does various things" said the lawyer.
up to a year ago he was getting $z5
a month. Then he came to me one
day and said he must have more
money or he would strike. We talked
1t over and settled on $2S q month.
He has got along at that figure over
since until tho other day, when he
walked in on me and said:
"'Mistah Blank, Use sure got to
60 on strike dis time
"'But I thought you were satisfied,
Robert replied.
"'No, sah-no, sab. I hain't dun
satisfied
"'Well, how much do you want?'
"T don't want any mo-, sah.'
"'Then, what's the trouble?'
"'De trouble am, sab, dat de strike
business am in de air all round me,
an rs got to strike or bust
care you going to leaveT
"'No, sah.'
"'But you want more money!
"'No, sah.'
"Well, what thenr
ga year ago, sab, I struck ford's
fur $28. Now Use gwine to strike
backwards fur de same old $25.
Sorry, sab, but must dun strike or
desc white folks round yere will
think I'm Jest common trash and hey
no respect for mel"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12
FISH STORY FROM KANSAS
Tannle Acid From the Autumn Leaves
Makes the FInny Tribe an
Easy Prey.

Two years ago curious paragraph
went the rounds of tho press. It
stated that an analysis of the water
in the Maries du Cygnes river
revealed the presence of tannic acid.
No cause was assigned. But Big
Stranger, a limpid stream that CUR
giles across the northeast corner of
Kansas and pours It's gossip into the
Kaw, held this secret nine years ago,
and local residents kept mum and
profited accordingly. Now, the fourth
time In IA seasons. that same tannic
acid Is troubling Big Strangers wa
ters until they run black as ink; and
cat, carp, bass and buffalo, In coma,
but entirely edible, are crowding the
banks, their heads uplifted In quest
of air. The tannic acid, drawn from
autumn leaves which recent high
winds deposited in the stream, drives
the fish to the surface, where they
collect in rifles or fresh water inlets,
or try to climb the banks. Thus they
are easy prey, and are taken out in
nets, scooped up with shovels, and
taken to market or gathered into the
sailed fish supply of the community.
Big Stranger, which Is we'll wooded
and generally steep banked, carries
the biggest fin stock in It's part of the
state and has no known rival In the
tannic acid feat
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12
His Own Idea.

Walter Wyman, surgeon general OF
the United States public health serv.
ice, was at one time visited by the
then principal representative Of Tam.
many in congress-. While waiting for
some papers to be brought to his desk
relative to the subject of the congress
mans visit, the surgeon general sought
to draw his visitors attention to the
Importance and effectiveness of the
public health work of the service by
handing him rather large bound vol
ume containing public health reports
for the year just ended. Upon the
arrival of the expected papers, DR..
Wyman turned again to his visitor,
naturally expecting some encouraging
comment To his surprise he found
the representative C. Americas fore
most commonwealth balancing the un.
opened volume upon his palm. Meet.
ing the interrogative glance Of the sur
geon general, he solemnly remarged:
"Great colt, general! If you drop
ped that on a man 1t would kill him.
wouldn't IT."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12

In that vague geographical belt
denoted by "Arms and the Man."
1.-THE Prisoner of Zenda" and other
neo-political romances lies Balaria,
the kingdom of 1.-THE Balkan
Princess" whose woes and embar-
easements come to the stage of the
Auditorium Theatre next week for
one night, Monday, January 10, with
tuneful measures, when Miss Louise
Cunning will assume the task of ex-
planning the piques and relentings
of the Princess Stephanie, whom a
scheming prime minister has ad-.
judged too weak to rule alone. She
must marry or abdicate. A bevy of
grand dukes are marshalled across
the field of choice. Will the Princess
choose? She will not Will a
certain Grand Duke Sergius choose?
He will not. Rather, he will retire
to the long haired Bohemian cafe and
write seditious paragraphs for the
yellow Balrian journals. To the cafe
comes the Princess to see for herself.
After the established custom of
mutual antipathies, incognito, they
look and love. Until the Duke has
the misfortune to climb ON chair
and propose a toast ito the downfall
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12

Many episodes of noble self-sacri
foe might be related about the Crees
though they themselves never men
Ftfon them. The stoical Indian won
an does her duty and speaks Of hel
life only when questioned concerning
IT. Occasionally one is found who
will assert her woman's rights. ]
once saw stalwart squaw chasing
her husband around and around the
lwgwam, brandishing an ak and
threatening to kill him, a feat she
was quite capable Of putting into ex
ocution. Upon another occasion an
Indian asked me to "speak good
things" to his wife as he was ell
used" Usually, however, the women
are patient sufferers, willing slaves
and beasts of burden. Widows are
eagerly sought in marriage, owing to
the fact that they inherit their dead
Husbands hunting grounds. Frequent.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12
LOCAL CARS.

Southbound-
Local cars leave Maumee station
as follows: 7:12, 9:12, 11:12 a. M;
1:12, 3:12, 5:12, 1912, 9:12, 1912,
11:40 p. nj. and 1910 a. M
Local cars leave FIT. Meigs' station
follows: 7:17, 9:17, 11:17 A. NJ, 1:17,
3:17, 5:17, 7:17, 9:17, 11:1O, 11:4O P.
M, 1910 A. M.
Northbound-
Local cars arrive at Maumee station
as follows: 5:4S, 6:33, 7:12. 7:4S,
9:4S, 11:4S A. NJ. 1:4S. 3:4S, 4:4S.
5:48, 7:4S. 9:48 P. M.
Special cars can be chartered for
any occasion at any hour. For infor-
nation, ask the agent or address.
C. r. SMITH, Gen. Mgr.
CHAS. ]. LANEY, Traffic Mgr.
FlndIay, Ohio.
May 1. 1911.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12
Mountain In the sky.

Probably few persons are aware that
somewhere, many miles away from
this earth, an enormous mountain
twenty miles high is flying through
space. This mountain is known as.
Economically as the planet Eros. The
ordinary man has long taken 1t for
granted that all the planets are more
or less round in shape. The small
planet Eros, however, is an exception
to this rule. According to the latest
astronomical information It is mere
mountain in space, without form and
void" and as it turns upon its axis
first one corner and then another Ia
presented to view. These small
worlds Cfew are over ten or twenty
miles across) are not large enough to
have sufficient gravity to draw their
structure into symmetry and remain
as when launched into space-mam.
moth meteorites. A tantalizing fact
for astronomers is that Eros passed
close to us about Jan. "a, 1894-before
the planet was recognized-and that
quite so near an approach is not due
again till 1875.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1912-01-12
Good Bio Job,

Several New York school teachers
recently paid visit to Bloomingdale
Insane asylum and were approached
by a gentleman who showed them
about the grounds. In the course of
his remarks he dwelt with particular
emphasis on the fact that some insane
people were of such cunning that one
could not discover their condition ex-
cept by some strange remark let fall
by chance.
After two pleasant hours spent in
the company Of their guide the teach
ers were about to return, when one
Of them, wishing to take a not too
abrupt leave, remarked:
thine must pass slowly here for
you among so many lunatics."
There is where you are wrong"
replied the man. II am engaged five
hours day in my life work"
How interesting" cooed the teach
srs.
The man produced a roll of manu-
script.
"See, 1 am making an index to
Wsbstsr's dictionary"