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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

WITH city ineman burned up a evil
IDENTIFY bottom of Narrows
looks as il a hoodoo had hit the department
EVEN State Tax Commissioners Rockwell becoming
verified tax reforms and is abolition
FINE weather to work the shop office
rather fishing?
THE TIGERS don't them they still
playing baseball
CITY asked 100000 a
and sprinkng carts. Sounds Iretty steep
NOT BEFORE LANES.
What kind of automobile your"
Don't ask now, replied Mr. Chuggins, "wa until
ladies present Washington
WRONG
Were much upset by the bank faure?'
'Yes lost my balance."-Satire
ALREADY
The Caler-Do you need any typewriter supplies sir?
box of chocoaes-London Opinion.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24
W5t AlVthin5

What is the meaning of the
word 'honeyfugie' that President
Taft used?" inquired the puzzled
young lady.
well, it's hard to explain
definitely; but 1t means about the
same as hornswoggle,' answered
the obliging youth.
I'm as much in the dark as
ever, with all this sling"
81 don't know how to explain
1t. but it means the same as film
flam."
ooh, / see," she gurgled. TITS
about the same thing as bam-
boozle."
In ancient times poets courted
their loves with the Tyre
Women are still used to being
cOurted by liars.
A man Is never so bad as his
henhouse is painted.
Some perfumed clerks are a
counter-irritant.
nUrp DDE(vVcE avpTVcT
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24
About People.
Capt. Charles r. Rowland,

brother of the
Cleveland con-
gresham, has
Just completed
his book ON the
digest of opin-
ions of the
judge advocate
general, and It
will go into er-
feet in the army
at once.
= 4 y
Congress has
offered t h Q
widow of Rear
Admiral VIM
field S. Schley,
the hero of the
battle of Santi-
ago, a pension
of 5000 a year.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24
w. Murray Is Wise

w. Murray years United
yesterday that would be cand
reelection in the primaries
combine which
ment for use In making bills He's
of the old Bay State
BOSSES He has been leading Bill Tafts
In his he
ture law direct
Murray knows what would happen him then
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

Morse had promised the honor of
sending the first message to Miss
Ellsworth, daughter of the patent
commissioner. Her mother sug-
gested as appropriate for the first
message, Numbers xxiii:23,
What hath God wrought" 1t
was the first message sent over
a telegraph line in the world.
Pruning shears cost ten cents,
yet most prunes come to us un-
barbered.
You never see people with hair
buying dandruff cures.
Boys with loud red neckties are
seldom in brown study.
The world is full of sad-faced
men who refused to take no for
an answer.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

Standardization, $1.S5 %
2; Kennewick, 81 @4:50.
Lemons-$4.25 @5.
: Oranges-s2, 1925 and $1.S5.
California Grape Fruit-$3.50
q 4.50.
Observation-Disclosures, 500
81.
Potatoes-$25 a ton.
Lettuce-$1.10 1.50.
Turnips-$1 q Las sack.
Beef-11 a lie.
Pork-12 "a Ole Nc.
Celery-90c a doz.; $3.50 a
crate.
Beets-$1 sack.
Onions-$1.65 @ 2.S5 box.
sweet potatoes-4Mc Ib.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

HAD A WRONG TIP
"Were you much upset by the bank failure?"
"Yes; lost my balance Satire
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

his telegraph
wire between
Washington ana
Baltimore, just
completed. He
assembled h I s
friends in the
chamber of the
supreme court
at Washington;
his assistant.
Alfred Vail, was
at the Balti-
m q Z a end
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

WITH city neman burned up on a pole and anothe
the space of three da
ks as il a hoodoo had hit the department
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

nx10NyT1N Business Office Main H.
HHVJNkN Circulation Dept. Main IL.
44OASAS Editorial Dept Main 7e4-
oFFICE-77e-77s COMMERCE ST.
THE MINISTER'S USEFULNESS.

MINISTER'S USEFULNESS
the a fashionable club Washing
ton minister delight in the exchange
reparee touching their respective professions
AS they met the minister observed that he going
read old Cunningham adding he that the
old patient of his friend the docor he much worse
With the gravest of the physician replied:
"He needs help than mine
Off his guard, the minister exclaimed anxously fellow
s that?"
Eyes, he is suffering from insomnia "-Lippincott's
NOT
entirely the effects of operaoR?
mo, she's still talking about it."
TRY SCISSORS NEXT TIME.
"She chop off chickens head with hatehet
Missouri editor but only succeeded cutting off her
against the life of chicken
recommend the Of a pair of scissors
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

Rhubarb - Home grown, &c
lb.
Carrots-$1 sack.
Cabbage-3h C lb.
Spinach-90c.
Chicken-13 q 16c lib.
Oysters-$7.50 per sack.
Clams-$1.90 sack.
Crabs-s1.50 a Its doz.
Butter.
Washington Creamery - 20 q
SOC.
Eggs
Washington Ranch-22c.
WHOLESALE PRICES.
Feed.
Hay, $4,000 ton; oats, $42
ton; wheat, $1,000; shorts,
$3.50 ton: bran. $26.50 ton.
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TODAY IN HISTORY

May "a. 1874. Samuel F. B.
Morse made the first real test of
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-05-24

According dealers, at plentiful at present
in o
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Seat sale tomorrow for VIM. A.
Brady's "Over Night" Tacoma
theater. ***
The Times Want AID phone Is
Main ~.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
GOOD TIME
For Catholic knights Mon
day Night at st.
johns.

The regular monthly business
meeting Of the Central Committee,
c. X. OF A., was held at st. Mary's
Hall with fair attendance of dele
gates. President Schalda was in
the chair and the reports from local
branches were encouraging. several
having issued certificates since the
first of the year. Secretary Ben
Kruse outlined the plans for the So
cial sessions and visits to branches,
his suggestions being approved by
unanimous vote.
William T. Meehan, President of
Branch 25, invited the Central Com
mittee to visit his branch on Monday
night, February 10, at st. Johns
Hall, Clay and Walnut, when a
social session for all members OF the
order would be held. The invitation
was accepted and for week the
officers have been busy making
preparation for the entertainment
Of large gathering. These monthly
social meetings are a new departure
for the Catholic Knights of Louis.
Vile They promise to become
popular and OF great benefit TO the
order, as they will materially in.
crease the membership.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
ACTIVE.
Young Mems SOdaIity Club
of st. Martins
Church.

The Young Mems Sodality Club OF
st. Martins church. Shelby and
Broadway. held very interesting
meeting Monday night, transacting a
great deal ol routine business. An
Interesting feature was the Initiation
of twenty-five applicants for mem-
bership. The club has made applica-
tion to affiliate with the Falls City
Athletic Association. The sodality
viii in the near future present a
standard Catholic drama at their
hall, Shelby and Gray streets. The
talent Of this congregation is eA
ceptionally good, and the perform
ance will equal any amateur produc-
tion that has been staged in this
city. Among those who will take
part in the cast are some of the best
known amateurs, including Misses
Lena Schickel, Francis Kluber, Mary
Eyl, Catherine Weber; Messrs. Leo
Krebs, Joseph Oeswein, Joseph
Huttinger, julius Bodenmueller,
Charles Kemp and H. Hammer.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
NEW MEMBER
Proposed FOR Members hip
I'm Ranks of Division
Four.

At the meeting of Division A A.
o. H., Monday evening at Bertrand
Hall announcement was made that
the prospective application of new
Hibernian was in sight, another son
having arrived at the home of Presi-
dent Joni II. Hennessy, who was all
smiles when he d3d the meeting to
order. having een>busy receiving
congratulations from the members
of Division @-rhe -vist
tee reported that Corporal Pat Ken
ealey, who was injured recently by
fall on the ice, was improving ap-
idly and would soon be able to be
out, but that there was no improve
ment in Treasurer Harry ]. Brady's
condition. Thomas Hines was also re-
ported as being on the sick list.
Financial Secretary Thomas ]. Lam
gan reported the proceedings of the
last meetings of the County Board
and stated that the division had been
given permission to hold picnic
during the coming summer. An
nouncement was made of the lecture
and entertainment to be given st.
Patrick's night at Masonic Theater
under the auspices of the County
Board. and every member was urged
to lend his assistance In making it
a success
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
JEFFERsoNvILLE.

John F. Gilooly, Jr., Of Louisville,
and Miss Genevieve Murphy, of JEFF
fersonville, were married Wednesday
morning at st. Augustine's church in
the latter city by the Rev. John
O'Connell, pastor OF the congrega-
tion. A large number of relatives
and friends of the contracting pair
we're present to witness the cere-
mony. Mr.. and Mrs. G'looly will
make their home in Louisville. Mr..
Ginooly is a well known clerk and a
sou of Capt. John F. Gillooly. who
is in charge of the Louisville Life
saving Station. The bride is a
daughter of Capt. John B. Murphy
and Mrs. Murphy. leading residents
of Jeffersonville. Capt. Murphy Is a
member of the Jeffersonville Board
Of Metropolitan Police Commission
ers and general yardmaster for the
Pennsylvania lines in Louisville, JEFF
fersonville and New Albany.
The marriage of Mrs. Helen J.
Lindemann and Walter Lyons was
solemnized the same evening at the
rectory of st. Augustine's church by
the Rev. Father O'Connell, and Mr.
Lyons and his bride let at once for
Washington and Baltimore. They
viii reside with the brides parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Moynahan
upon their return.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
HIS LEG OUT OFF.

James Canty, railroad detective
in the employ of the X. and l. Bridge
and Railroad Company, was run
down by switch engine on Magnolia
avenue. between Sixteenth and Sew
enteenth streets. early Wednesday
morning. His left leg was crushed
between the ankle and the knee, and
was amputated by DIR. Bizot at SITS.
Mary and Elizabeth Hospital, where
he was taken Immediately after the
accident Canty was walking along
the track when his foot caught In a
frog. A switch engine backed to-
ward him. and though he screamed
and shouted with all his strength, he
failed to attract the attention of the
engineer Canty is fifty years OF
age and has been in the employ OF
the X. and l. for fifteen years. He
lives at 1904 Maple street.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
JUBILEE
FOR Hibernians Tuesday
Night at Fails City
Halt.

The Hibernians of the Falls Cities
will have jubilee at Falls City
Hall next Tuesday night. when Di-
visions / and 3 win hold a joint in
Itiation and receive into the order a
large class of new members. The
Ladies' Auxiliary has accepted an
invitation and will grace the occa-
sion in large numbers. For the past
two weeks the degree team has been
making preparation for the event,
and 1t is safe to say those present
will witness an exemplification that
will surpass any that has ever taken
place in Louisville. The county Off
GERS and members OF all the divisions
will be given a cordial welcome by
the two divisions. Following the
initiatory ceremonies there will be a
reception in honor of the Ladies'
Auxiliary, when dainty refreshments
will be served. Presidents Martin
Cusick and Hugh Hourigan have is
sued special notices to their mem
bers and rousing meeting is antici-
pated. With this entertainment will
close all social affairs until after the
Lenten season has passed. The pro-
gramme will include several pleasing
numbers and viii come in the nature
of a surprise. 1t is earnestly hoped
this jubilee will set mark for the
future for the Ancient Order.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17

mony. The only attendant was
J. Morrison Wilson, who was best
man. The bride wore gray tall
ored gown and small hat TO match.
Mr.. and Mrs Eady left Immediately
after the ceremony for San Fran
cisco, where they will make their
home. Among the out-of-town we'd
ding guests we're the brides parents,
Judge T. J. Num- and Mrs. Num-, OF
Frankfort, and Misses Mary Belle
Hobson, Rachel Settle, Sallie
Lockett. Sallie Page and Mrs. Cas-
well Saufley, of Frankfort; Mrs.
Reginald Rice and Misses Isabelle
and Sallie Gardner, of Princeton.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
BRILLIANT NuPrIaLs.

st. Mary OF the Knobs church, of
which the Rev. Joseph Sermersheim
is pastor, was the scene of the most
brilliant wedding witnessed in Floyd
county for a long time. The con-
tracing parties were Miss Rosa
Andres and Louis Sprigler. popular
residents of Lafayette township. The
ceremony. which was solemnized
with a nuptial high mass, was per-
formed by Rev. August sprigler, OF
Washington. Ind, a brother OF the
groom. assisted by Rev. Martin
Andres. OF st. Leon. an uncle OF the
bride. and Rev. Herman Fenner, OF
Peoria. ILL.,. a friend OF the families.
Friends from the surrounding eoun-
try thronged the church and show
cred the happy couple with con-
gratulations.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17

tO7 West Market street, after an
illness OF four months. Mrs. Echsner
was born in Germany and came to
America at the age of six years. She
resided for a time in McKeesport
and removed to Ferdinand in 1887.
She had resided in Louisville since
1S47. Her husband, John X. Echs-
ner, died twenty years ago. Besides
John Echsner, she is survived by a
son, Ferdinand Echsner, 500 East
Jefferson street; two sisters, a
brother and ten grandchildren. The
funeral took place Wednesday morn
ing from st. Boniface church, being
attended by large concourse OF rel
atives and friends.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
VISITS HIS BROTHER.

Cardinal Gibbons. of Baltimore,
arrived In New Orleans last Saturday
on his annual visit 10 his brother.
John T. Gibbons. accompanied by
the Rev. Father w. A. Fletcher. rec
tor OF the Cathedral OF Baltimore,
The Cardinal will remain there
about ten days and will be the guest
at several dinners, including one to
be given in his honor by Archbishop
Blenck.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
WITH THE SICK.

Patrolman John Fitzpatrick, OF
the Clifton substation. has been off
duty because of an attack OF grip.
officer w. J. Sullivan has almost re-
covered from injuries sustained q
month ago, when he fell and
sprained his knee. In the fire de-
partment Pat Kehoe. OF the No,
30s. and Mike Reardon. driver OF
the No. 2 hook and ladder company
are recovering from sickness that
confined them TO their homes.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
FORTY HOURS PRAYER.

The people OF the Sacred Hear
parish win have the pleasure and
benefit OF the Forty Hours devo'
tions. beginning tomorrow morning
when Rev. Patrick Walsh win sins
the high mass, and coming to a sol
emn close on Tuesday. For these
beautiful and impressive services
the sanctuary viii be artistically dec
GRATED by the ladies of the Altar SO
ciety. Father Walsh will be as
sisted by number OF the loca
clergy. as a large number win doubt
less receive holy communion.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
CHARITABLE WOMAN GONE.

The funeral OF Mrs. Elizabeth
Jansen took place from ST. Louis
Bertrand's church Tuesday morning
at o'clock with a solemn requiem
mass. Mrs. Jansen's death last Fri
day evening was due TO sudden at
tack Of heart disease and came as a
great shock TO her family and
friends. The deceased was a life
long member OF the Dominican par
fish and was always ready TO lend a
willing hand in aid OF any charitable
purpose pertaining TO the work OF
the church or church societies. She
Is survived by two sons, George and
William. and three daughters. Mrs.
John T. Green. Mrs. James p. Ian
gan and Mrs Matt Mcdonald. The
interment was In 81. Michaefs
cemetery
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
USEFUL LIFE ENDED.

Michael Coyne. born slxty-six
years ago in Ireland. coming to Ken
lucky In his youth. and for many
years employed by the Louisville a
Nashville railroad, died Sunday
morning al his home In Lexington,
after an illness OF several months.
Last summer he suffered stroke OF
paralysis, and a second attack caused
his death. Surviving him are his
wife and four sons and five daugh-
ters. The children are william,
John, Thomas, Joseph, Elizabeth,
Alice. Julia and Ellen. OF Lexington,
and Sister Mary Theresa Joseph. OF
the Sisters Of Providence at Newport
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
FAvoRs SUNDAY BAIL.

Il am in favor of Sunday base
ball." said Bishop Patrick A. Lud-
den, OF Syracuse. N. ", the other
day. "I would much prefer that
men went to the ball game on Sum
day than that they hang around the
saloons. or stand on corners. insult
ing people who pass. They get out
in the fresh air; they can abuse the
umpire. which gives them a lot OF
fun. amuses the crowd and does not
hurt anyone. consider baseball
one OF the cleanest OF sports, and Il
win hurt no one. Nor does II inter
fere with church worship. The mar
who has 10 work all week would bs
far better Off AT BAN game on Sun
day than going 70 saloon OF
dance hail.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
FORT wAyNE's LOSS.

BY the death last Sunday of Dan
lei L. Harding the city OF Fort
Wayne. Ind. sustains a distinct loss.
Born In Ireland sixty-nine years ago
the deceased came TO this country as
boy. and was prominent In the In
diana railroad building operations
half a century ago. The deceased
was formerly Mayor OF Fort WayQ
and his best efforts had been siI
for tho Advancement Of that CITY,
It's people.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
UNABLE TO ATTEND.

Lieut.. Gov. Edward ]. McDermott
has just declined the honor OF repre-
senting Queens University OF Belfast,
Ireland. at the celebration OF the
one hundred and twenty-fifth ami
yersary OF the University at Pitts
burgh on February 81, rs and 2s.
While the celebration Is to be a great
event In university circles the Lieu
tenant Governor declined becapse he
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
Father Benedict HaDley States
Facts Not Generally
Known.
Six Hundred Heard Him Lee
ture Last Sunday
Night.
MACKIN CLUB HOUSE THRONGED

A
foot of available space in Mackin
Council club house greeted the Rev.
Benedict Hanley, o. p, last Sunday
night. when he delivered his able
and unanswerable lecture on Social
ism and Catholicism" The audience
numbered over 600 people, and in
cluded several Socialistic followers,
who were awed and discomfited by
the facts put forth by the eloquent
missionary. Rev. Father Weite-
kamp, of st. Anthony's church, who
Is Chaplain Of Mackin Council, pre-
sided and introduced Father Hanley,
who was seated with Rev. Father
Brady and President Adams. Father
Weitekamp said the subject was one
that was fast making inroads and
therefore interesting all people.
Father Hanley is not only a pleas
ing but convincing speaker, and
his manner of presenting facts and
history evidence the care and study
he has given this important subject.
[f Socialism were only a political
question. he said, he would not be
here. tonight. If it meant a fair
share for each, If it meant govern
nent ownership, If II meant fran
chise or hobble skirts for women, he
would not object. Contending that
Socialism is fundamentally and es-
sentially irreligious and would do
away with marriage and substitute
,ree love therefor, Father Hanley
dealt with its origin and the condl-
tions that made 1t possible to exist.
reviewing the movement since its
heginning In France and EpRland a
century and a .haif ago.
principle of Socialism, he dVIed,
fs founded on materialism, which
means thar nothing is higher than
matter and that mans soul dies with
1his body. Socialism depends en-
,irelv upon materialism and denies
ovarything spiritual, even declaring
sqa,nst God. heaven and hell, while
andar its teaching there is neither
vica nor virtue Without fatherhood.
no declared we could have no
hrotbarhood
Eather Hanlev called attention to
,ba nrofessions of Socialists that
the,rs was nurely political and
ooonornic movement and had nothing
~ 40 with religion. whereas in point
ns foot n is above all a moral and
ce1ioions matter. and for that reason
.on onlv he settled on principles of
o'nrality and according to the die
,atas ~ religion. Their last conven-
-ion IN chicago was in an uproar
mon mo The question of religion, and
- al davaloned that 90 per cent. of
tbair number were either atheists or
,nnostics what chance has the
athar ono no asked. in their frame
40 Eathar Hanley quoted from
~ Enoels Tdebknecht and Others
N show that Socialism will under
n,ina tba world's most sacred insti-
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17

said he did not feel thai he couid
leave his post as President OF the
Kentucky Senate. Mr.. McDermott
spent year at Queens College fol-
lowing his graduation from the
Louisville Male High School, study
ing logic and metaphysics under
Prof. John Park, then and still head
OF that department In the university.
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17
NuNNEADy.

The marriage OF Miss Virginia
Mum. OF Frankfort. and George NJ.
Eady was quietly solemnlzed Monday
morning in the reetory OF the St.
Louis Bertrand church, the Rev.
FathNr Baxter performing the eere-
Kentucky Irish American., 1912-02-17

Mrs. Barbara Echsner. aged
eishty-two. one OF the first settlers
OF Ferdinand. Ind. and for many
years a highly esteemed resident OF
Louisville. died Monday morning At
the home Of her son, Johp Echsner,
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