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The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Fashion experts declare that, ere
long, women will discard rats. puffs,
and all, and make her hair as thin as
possible on the top. Thank goodness,
that means that the elongated hatpin
Is passing.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
Ns1roes Murder Grocery keeoe

VoS'Oos "uIusT OroCcTy Nocper.
Cairo. Ill. Nov. zz.-S. Mallouf, q
young Syrian. who was engaged In the
grocery business in this city with his
father. M. Mallouf, was shot and
killed Wednesday by three negroes
who attempted to rob the store.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
Two Convicted Of Murder.

GAINESVILLE, Wis. Nov. 25.-Harry L.
Berger and Edward Meyers. aged sew.
enteen and nineteen. charged with the
murder and rape of Matilda Bergster.
man, were found guilty of murder in
the third degree Friday.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

New York. Nov. 3s.-In q report
filed here Thursday with the deputy
state controller. Joseph /. Berry. ap-
praiser. reported the estate of the
late Joseph Pulitzer, real and person
al, ~ $1s,5z5, 1892.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
Wire, New senator's credentIa

Wires New Senator'S Credentials.
Washington, Nov. Undetermined
to take no chances on being late, the
governor of Idaho telegraphed the
credentials OF the states new senator.
Kirkland ]. Perky, to the secretary Of
the senate Tuesday.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
Manv.anh Makes Chances.

Washington, Nov. 25.-Secretary
Macveagh asked for the resignation
of Gideon C. Bantz as assistant treas
urer of the United States Friday be-
cause he is said not to be in sympathy
WITH the policy of the secretary.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A prominent
pastor In Chicago
recently said that
ne was troubled
because In these
days Jesus is so
popular. Christian,
Jew, Socialist, POI
litical reformers,
and promoters OF
almost all reli:-
gious cults, con-
stantly sing his
praises. On the
face Of 1t this
looks to be great
~ to the credit OF
Ioqua hit the
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
sehr.nk Held 10 BE In..n..

Milwaukee, Nov. 21.--A commission
OF five alienists who examined into
the mental condition Of John Schrank.
who shot Theodore Roosevelt. report
ed Tuesday to Judge Backus finding
Schrank insane.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
Rebels Beaten In Fioht.

FL Paso. Tex. Nov. 23.-In battle
Thursday. near MADEIRA, Chihuahua,
federals under Gen. Jose Blanco de-
feated two bands Of rebels command
ed by Richardo Terrazas and Juan
Ramos, killing twelve rebels.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
Bic skxacraner Ealls.

Portland, Ore, Nov 23.-Eight
floors on the Sixth street side Of the
Marquam building. a skyscraper in the
heart of the business section of the
city, collapsed here Thursday. No one
was injured.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

However. you may have noticed
that these articles which the senti-
mental burglar restores on the plea
of his victim, would never bring much
at the pawnbroker's.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A beauty doctor tells us to watch
shoulder blades and to make sure they
do not protrude. But all Of us can't
spend our time at evening affairs
where decollete is In order.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A Chinese newspaper that has been
published for 1900 years has suspend
ed publication. Now we understand
where lot of those old Jokes como
from.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

In New York restaurant proprietors
along the great white way are reserv-
Ing tables for men only. Probably they
are occupied by members of the ALI
mony club.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Washington. Nov. B.-The Ameri-
can Red Cross sent $4,000 to the Bal
kans Thursday for the relief Of Turk
ish, Bulgarian and Servian troops.
This makes total of $4,000 sent
from the United States.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Great times ahead for afinities. Har-
ward surgeons have perfected de-
vice for registering heart beats hum
dreds of miles away.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Christmas island. the original Treas
ure island, has been sold; and now 1t
comes out that its crop is copra, In
stead of pirates, and skeletons, and
buried treasure.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Lived Three Days With Broken Neck.
Neenah, Wis, Nov. 23.-After living
three days with broken neck as q re.
suit Of fall downstairs, Chester Rob.
lee, aged fifty-five years, died here
Thursday in d hospital. His body was
completely paralySed.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A Boston man says poem 10 al
much the creation of the stomach as
the brain. One usually empties the
one OF ideas to fill the other with
food.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A scientist declares that in 500
years from now men will not have any
hair on their heads. Does that mean
faces, too?
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Maxim declares that perfumes make
many persons ill. and should be pro-
hibited by law. Probably he'd have
the person using it pinched as COM
mon nuisance
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A London physician says that wear
ing wells makes women's noses red.
And some women wear wells because
their noses are red. So there you
are.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Hens of the United States lay about
18.000,000,000 eggs year. Most Of
them care laid In the summer, but
eaten in the winter
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

The Judge who lays down the rule
that the parlor is the proper place for
counting, evidently wasn't brought up
in fat.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

King George now uses a typewriter.
Undoubtedly he says what everybody
else does when he comes down on
two keys at the same time.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

The vigor of the age may be esti-
mated by the number OF fads 1t ID
harmlessly carrying.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

AS good way to get rich without
working as one can easily think Of is
to sit on our Turkish rug and wait
for 1t to enhance In value.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A man has just succeeded in uncov-
ering a theft by remembering the
number Of a $1,000 bill.@ All those
having $1,000 bills. please take notice.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

What is the feminine OF boss"
asks an editor. That man isn't mar
ried.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A New York autopsy revealed the
subjects stomach near the thorax.
Evidently he wanted 1t where 1t would
get quick delivery.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A New York college professor is
going to walk to Chicago. Probably
to postpone getting there as long as
possible.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Everybody knows what decided
blonde Is, especially If her hair was
red before she used the peroxide.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

A Texan is suing corporation for
$4,000 for the loss OF toe. Must
have had a corn crop on it.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

diary Of Virginia physician de-
scribes how little they lived on years
ago. But appendicitis wasn't invented
then.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28
The Man
To Be
Pitied
By REV. J. n. RALSTON.
8sesstsry q Cos.espesdencs Department.
Mssdy Bihls lnssiiuie. Chicago

TEXT Cor. 15:1e-.If we have only
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

The latest fad is hygienic mar
riages. 1t is sweeping all other fads
out Of the public eye.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

That $4,000 bin is said to be
work OF art 1t is expensive enough
TO be-.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-28

Garlic is suggested as cure for tu-
berculosis. 1t will at least have the
advantage OF isolating the cases.
The evening world., 1912-05-21
ROWDIES IN RESERVED SEATS.

IIow MUCH insult privilege with baseball icket'
II Let the "fans" who growing because "Ty' Cobb
climbed into the grand stand and punched for using
language the fellow would have dared the
That question. The thought his in the audience pro-
tectcd him.
all we'll that the baseball player should have
oed himself that he had business take the law into his
hands Certsa kinds Of omohed abuse be answered only
ts Cobb answered To make the lesson moderate beyond
nature the in the crowd used half the words that
sretsbe witnesses he did queer sort Of audience that
didn't kick him out of the stand.
What the rights Of public PERFORMER anyhow Are they
to be obliged to listen Of low nvecve and filth that
muddy minded spectator choose fling hem Kissing and
hsf dapprova loud and pnyes But how about abuse
and vile invectvc? Would such things be tolerated
n any heatre7
And what about the rights the other spectators? Are decent
nsn and children public sport be forced listen to
the offensive gutter gbes Of ugh who have regard for their
surroundngs notorious fact that baseball this city
ceang to be safe decent places for children because
OF the language that sreked the field by
lockers
1t is high time This sort Of thing to end.
Ty Cobb has succeeded in drawing public attention
fowing evil he has done good thing for clean minded
sport The baseball magnaes who gravey ponder
uy uphodng their dignity and authority better
lake the hint and enforce deceny and among public
tat go to their games.
The evening world., 1912-05-21
TRY SPARROW COPS" AGAIN.

.HAT WAS good idea Of Mayor Gaynors take Sunday
trip through the parks unannounced and all by himself
The Chief Executive great city going about peoples
fairgrounds Of Sunday afternoon seeing how crowds smuse
Themselves wstching small bo play baseball and letting little girls
'ow him how TO sail boats far from unpleasant picture
to be hoped the Mayos keen eye much beside, III.
crowds themselvesparcuary in Central Park He reported
90 have declared himself delighted with way the people were
injoying the parks"
What apt to forget the fact that enoyment ~
New York crowd in s osn air too often proves like march Of
hta and his Huns Gss and flowers no more whe,e thai.
test have trod.
great park can only Be maintained by the sacrifice Of some
liberty and the suppression Of all lawessness Fine lawns are not
sde in Ave. We remember we have not The
century turf Of English paris we wish to develon sn
park We must protect in the making
Why not restore the old sparrow cops The Park Board i.
to favor their revival The regular police can
Ss>s much tor the Park specially trained guards who have the tree,
ID shrubs - their immediate interest and care who are under
- control OF and directly responsible to the Park Board
Give the beautiful old Park every chance banner year.
The evening world., 1912-05-21
AxSaxxS ~ y y y y y y y y = - 49, y =
Mr.. Jarr Hears Vacuum Is Useful
For Breaking Into Good Society

because We haven't got electric iigh's
We can move"
''Oh. It ISN'T the electric lights. In
fact. I lik, gas better" explained Mrs.
tJarr. Mrs. stryvsr says her electric
light bills are terrible. but then cleo
tracity 10 SO nice TO run . vacuum
cleaner with.
The latest fad 10 vacuum cleaner
parties. thenf" inquired Mr.. Jarr.
We'll. when one has Q new electric
vacuum cleaner one invites ones friends
to see IT," said Mrs. Jarr. And they
are not so very dear. Mrs.. Stryver has
. beautiful one. guaranteed ten years.
| and It Is not at all heavy. and It only
cost $75. Clara Mudridge-Smith's cost
more and It has pumps in II. think
that one would DO better to have In our
house. II we had electricity. because It
10 always getting out OF order and our
Willie could learn to be q regular In
ventive genius fixing II"
"A vacuum cleaner would be fine for
Willie. I've no doubt" remarked Mr..
Jarr. dryly.
And out In Chicago peoples lives
have been saved by vacuum cleaners
when they tried to commit suicide with
gas" resumed Mrs. Jarr. They use
the vacuum cleaners to pump air into
the lungs OF the asphyxiated people.
! suppose some time the gas would b>
| turned on by mistake and we were ali
asphyxiated? One Of Us could REGAIN
consciousness and get up and use the
vacuum cleaner on the rest Of US and
save all our lives!"
1T would be a grand idea" said Mr..
Jarr. Maybe II We have luck we can
get a life-savins vacuum cleaner Just
at present we have all we can do 10
avoid vacuums BY paying our bills Al
the butcher and grocer and baker"
We'll. II only we had electricity In the
house ] could have the vacuum cleaner
companies send up all their mac chimes IN
turn on trial" replied Mrs. Jarr. Dom,
you remember. that's the way Car
Mudridge-Smith used to get all her auto.
mobile rides before she married her rtch
old husband? Now she twits hun be.
cause some Of the machines she used to
ride IN as . denomination dead bea,
were better than the Imported cars her
husband has"
Well. l hope you will enjoy yourself
at the vacuum cleaner party you ar,
going to-" said Mr.. Jarr. as he slid 10,
the door.
oh, I'm going to two. After We Sc,
Mrs. Stryvers machine at work we ar,
going ove- TO SEQ Clara Mudridge
Smith's But she cheats"
Cheats" echoed Mr.. Jarr.
Yes" said Mrs. Jarr. $50 II wi,
look as though her vacuum cleaner A
the hest one, she has the hallboy brin,
The evening world., 1912-05-21
Domestic Dialogues.
BY Alma Woodward
Oy AtM1 WO00Wa0
eea>o~oeo>o>aaeaeeee>,>>

ishins Go. (Ths New York WORLDLY.
Mr.. q. (unintelligyhly)-Do y know
hate my name? I Just HATE, NV
name. an somehow 'r'other It ALWAYS
sounds more unpleasant In the morn.
Ing! Say. who invented sleep?
Mrs. g. I'm disgust)-Oh, very wall,
II you want to lose your job. it's none
OF MY funeral.
~, "a dssp: re.on.nt. nasal ,o,i pisrc~ tn. s.nos.
pn~e. Ars Green In anger rises and rims n
'ne coven from the rscumhent ons)
MI @. (getting up on one elbow, with
ono eye open)-Now. see? Just for thaN
I'll NEVER get up.
tHe flops down In bed again and pu,l, IN. 49,,
es up Over hh head. Mn. Green BEGIN, \.
~himpW softly.)
Mr.. G. fiendiahiy)-Keep It up m,a..,
1t sounds like the sashins of the soft
wind through the ptnss-Norhin' liz. ~
to put . fsilsr toto sleep.
Mrs. q (suddsniy snn1ts . joyful MIN.
squeap-Oh. H0ryi Henry, dear,
Mr.. q. awake. st0 ereot,-wh...
What's ths mattsrf
MIRA q. 1isstns)-why. Henry. ~.
SUNDAY mosning-<Aaxs the eea am
don't 81 the saarm last nirhtl I.n.s
that funny. Hanryf
MI q. (hstwsen 1T teeth>-oh
mat funny as-it-s f,anny eli risbt, -
wide awake now and two min,,t.s . o..
had the srandest s,ssp-jag ON ma 49,
ever . man hadl ss
Mrs. q. (sstting down oom,or,.~,
under fhe bAaukets)-weu. now ". 49,.
have to set - after all. You can re-,
even though you can't sleap.
Mr.. q. (coldly>-Not on Won, v..,
Now that you've made II q point n ~:
me up we'll have breakfast. msds
even though It Is Sunday morning q.
trot along and got busy with The a, !.
Jacks! "sV
Mrs. q. tmiserably. a. she slim. =.
her slippers and kimono)-rll never ~
persistent again As long a. liye-navsr.
You can lose all the Jobs In New Yorr
as far as I'm conoerned-we can h. a.
| possessed for all I oars-ws-
Mr.. q. (blandly)-Ars you surs th...,.
enough maple syrup for the caks'
darlinE3 You know how love man:
syrup!
Mrs. os-on. smut upi /,
The evening world., 1912-05-21
Copyright. 1912. by The
THE ARISING.
scene--Ths bedroom OF Green's nat.
Character and Mrs. Green.

Charactefs-Mr. and Mrs. ofeen.
Mrs. q. Opening her eyes) - MY
goodness! It's 8 o'clock and that alarm
never went of. Henry! Henry! wake
up-wake up! It's awful late!
Mr.. G. (still In dreamland)-ouit your
shown. I paid my fare same a. you
An I'll land one on your map II you
don't can that pushin'!
Mrs. q. (more strenuously)--Henry.
you'll be terribly late-it's Q o'clock al
ready and you know how long 1t takes
YOU to shave and everything!
Mr.. @. (opening his eyes . tiny bit)-
VIVA did you say?
Mrs. @. (violently)-Henry. you don't
understand-!t's 8 o'clock, EIGHT
o,CLocK-and youil DO late. The
alarm didn't 90 on!
Mr.. @. (sublimely indifferent and
.,sspyo - seer Mother thing you're
irwin to tic on me! I couldn't help II.
II n didn't so off-oomplain to the
m~ksr. M desr-Compiain to the maker!
I know absolutely nothin' bout 'larm
clocks!
Mrs. q. pulling open his eyelids with
hsr thumb and nnger)-Say. listen.
Henry, do you want to lose your tob'
IL you stay In bed much longer your
lose your Job. know you viii. You're
a half hour late already.
Mr.. G. (wrathfully)-Take your hands
of my face! You got awful sharp
nails. Jus like q cat-juS like . tiger
cat!
Mrs. @. drying to soothe him)-Well
come then. get up and everythingl be
all right.
Mr.. G (yawning and stretching)-ru
get up-Tn get up! Only don't hurry
mel don't like to be hurried in the
morning. Amt It funny how rotten THU
bed feels at night and how grand |,
feels In the morning?
Mrs. G.-You don't 30 to bed eariy
snough-thats what the matter Oh
Henry. you look as though you're EodnI
to sleep again-Henry. PLEASE dom
60 to sleep sgainl
The evening world., 1912-05-21
| L~an ~ M
5ssI.I|&~
Copyright. 1919, BY Ths Pres PutAsding Co.
THE New YORK World.


SSI WISH We had electric lights m
this house." said Mrs. Jar.
That's tho trouble with these
oid-fashioned fats. Oh. dear, ! Wish We
could move into one Of those fine MOD
ern apartments. with hall boys and AL
modern conveniences"
Yes. and It would be Moe to have .
nne place In the country. with q ax-
cylinder automobile and . motor boat
and all that sort Of thing replied Mr..
Jarr. But the trouble 10 We can't II.
ford It,"
We'll. wish we could afford 20 live
In nice apartments. not 90 grand a
Clara Mudridge-Omith lives In. but mic,
ones like some l saw up ~ One Hun
dred and Forty-ffth street. only that's
too far uptown. and I'd rather live here
in these old Hats than way up there
although 1t Is nice. because l simpl,
cannot ride In the subway" said Mrs
Jar.
rs II nice up there because you can
ride IN the subway or why?" askeC
Mr. Jarr.
'Oh. don't pick a person up abou
every little thing" snapped Mrs. Jarr
The evening world., 1912-05-21

f1B iilaos are n bloom. but
their delicate fragrance can.
not b smslisd because Of the
louder prsssnos Of the odor
from the oil WITH which the
toads have bean snointed TO keep the
dust down. though J. .'iuvtus has made
fhis unnecessary of late. This 10 the
vay everything sos. II . thing y
Aeas TO abass one nuisance Il produces
anoehsf. Some of our citisens cannot
smell either tias oil or me uiaes, being
AFFLICTED with . cold in the head owing
10 the cooAdsrabis dampnsss present
during me marry month Of Nay.
-HE bench u stili absent from our
depot platform. Some say Nj.
4 Melisn 10 too busy buying the
state Of vssmopA 70 see about u
Others think that Y w wait until the
new depot 10 huist q New Haven he
win send one Of tn old osnohes down
from there. ThAs will b soms Year,
hence, and 4 Oss0s . long time 20 stand
up in the morning. We heard one man
Nsilsn didn't care . o0ss about ~ com.
mut0yv anyway mo ~ eO nov
careful no win nsvsr pay any attention
70 ~ again We think this must rsfeI
10 New York oommutsrs. who are
,muuuy end all the time wanting thsir
money back. He cannot mean W Con.
uscttcut onsS. who are nice and tam>
ana take everything that IL coming e
~. thankful Il 10 no more.
IF any ono has . mosquito they wan
killed see Fred Lyon!
"HE elm tree b etls and the iittls
green inch worm are with vi
= again. and people who do no
spray their elm end apple trees with ar
senate Of lime will lose them. to %,
nothing Of spoihng the landscape. Som,
- our e1tlssns think these treAs ough'
- take sass q thsmsslvss. which IL no
- sAAv - 4 loolz. . tree being Sta
osaaW NJ ~ eaos. WeFsA 30. OF
tsasa sssunA 81 ~ Gaythins thss
The evening world., 1912-05-21

Zee, like. OF course. II trees had wing,
OF ieks hfe would be moro compiicate,
tnan II 10. which 10 quite sufiiclent now
The evening world., 1912-05-21

IF any ono hiss . mosquito they want
killed see Fred Lyon!
The evening world., 1912-05-21
THERE'S A REASON.

Curate-Dsdn't I assure you that a
COW 10 only dangerous when II has lost
ats calff
shs-rhsts why was frightened. I
GOULD not see calf snywaersy -skstch
The evening world., 1912-05-21

lived In nicer apartmentsr'
Indeed I do not!" replied Mr.. Jarr'
II not only do not begrudse you tne
wish. but hope It comes true-ah your
wishes. II you are not sausned here
The evening world., 1912-05-21
Cos Cob Nature NOtes

HID ailacs are n bloom. but
their delicate fragrance can.
not b. smslisd because Of the
louder prsssnes Of the odor
The evening world., 1912-05-21
Her Polly-tics.

- 0LLY'S talking politics;
Thdfs her latest cdper.
= All her vie,os are sWeetly culIed
From the evening pdper.
What lot Of things she'd fr
II she Vere In political
Polly " "RooesevsIt xnam;'
Loves to talk "Sovnd Money"
"Referemdum" and "RecaIv'-
Mercyi 1t 70 funny!
''Trusts and things" SHED foil their tricks
" she pere IN poHttcsl
Polly's bought Suffrage hat,
Just to match her gloves.
Polly Vedrs a Roosevelt belt
That she fairly "Ioves"
Polly makes her Wardrobe mir
CuteIy toith her politics.
Polly thinks that I'm depraved-
Really almost clicked;
That the country you'd be SAVED
Should ] vOte HER ticket.
She can give me fearful Hcks
When she's talking politics
But ! kn00 q little pav
Neatly to escape her.
TO the BARGAIN sheet ! poiwt-
Polly ovobs the ps,er-
Then nom tee-tt~s vst1 ~,
FsrssesU Pollys Pollyttoey
The evening world., 1912-05-21

tesa ike. OF course. II trees had wing.
or legs lie would be more complicated
tnan II 10. which 10 quite SUFFICIENT now.
nHCAUSE . Port Chester doy Gam.
~ over TO Greenwich and dLd .om.
oiting last winter all our honest
ooss nave to wear muzzies, while the
outlaws DO as they please as Of yore A
music 10 most uncomfortable thing
- oe@aes crsmping a doE's bite. a
'uos mis- nose sore. How would hu.
mans like 20 have their faces enoa. T.,
wire frame unless they were going
to play baseball. and even then n A. No,
pleasant. although more agreeable than
being hfed by . ball.
l"HE hens are setting better now
ana the chicken outlook h i'm.
proved. Chickens are very i'm,
portant factors In trade and oommero,
ana need close looking after. Thi, 4,
why We mention Il II anything Seems "a
be going wrong with them.
AVE OF our Connecticut florist. an
IL nounces something new in posie,
called The Sunragette, Larg,
| Flowering Cosmos" and goes on I,
say that the "suffragette Cosmos vii
bloom from late July until frost" Th,
Is something like our sufrragettes. VII,
bloom through the summer but willie
In the frost which gets here about ele,
ton day!
FUDGE BRUSH has planted his gar
den and has surrounded Il with
j new wire fence, through which tn
chickens peer envlously. being barre,
from the easy scratching and the gree,
growing sass.
The evening world., 1912-05-21

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