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Arizona republican., 1912-01-01
REPARTEE.

Says the captain of the tugbOat to
 the skipper of the barge: T hain't anything agin' you, but. 10
 take you by an large. Ye're a fuzzy -nOzed gorilla that is
 always crazy drunk. An you Otta be a-runnin' of a store
 fer sellin junk: Ye're a lubber that is cross-eyed. an
 yer brain is buckwheat cakes, An l guess the way you got here
 some one wished you on the
 Lakes! If they sold you fer a nickel it would
 be an overcharge." Says the captain of the tugboat to
 the skipper of the barge. Says the skipper of the coal barge
 to the captain of the tug: There's a padded cell awaitin' fer
 yer special kind of bug: ain't got a thing agin' you-'cept
 the color of yer hair. An yer looks. an ways. an actions.
 an the kind of clothes you
 wear I'm just kinda sorry fer yOu-fer yer
 temper an yer shape. As human ye're failure. but you'd
 make a handsome ape. would git a job as wild man if [
 had yer awful mug Says the skipper of the coal barge to
 the captain of the tug. Then the captain of the tugboat
 climbed upon the coal-barge
 deck; An the skipper of the coal barge fell
 upon his br:lwny neck, An they wrastled. an they pounded.
 an they shouted. an they
 swore. An it looked-the way they acted
 they was out fer blood an gore Says the captain of the tugboat:
 Well. it's good to meet you
 here" Says the skipper of the coal barge:
 Same to you. Bill Have
 beer?'' tn' the two old pals an cronies-arrI
 in arm they goes below Ter twas just to show affection that
 they cussed each other so, -Berton Braley. in Twice-a- Month Popular Magazine.
Arizona republican., 1912-01-01
MAIDEN SPEECHES.

A member of tn" British parliament. who does not disclose his name, writ ing in London Opinion of maiden speeches" before that body. says that the record in promptitude in this re- gard is held by John Redmond. now leader of the Irish party. and that no one is'ever likely to be able to deprive him of the honor, for he spoke twice and got suspended on the very first day he took his seat. The most mod est man in the matter of maiden speech" writes the NJ. P, was Sir Robert Pullar. who represented Perth in the last parliament. He was we'll over so when he was elected. He al- ways spoke with splendid confidence of his longevity, and seemed to feet that he had a quarter of g. century of parliamentary life before him, and the maiden speech was not delivered" He recalls that the most notable of the maiden speeches was that of Disraeli, whose exaggerated gestures. amazing and unconcealed belief in himself and foppish dress, all combined to produce all unfavorable impression. So this maiden speech was laughed at from beginning to end. It was then that he made his famous prediction. You will not hear me tonight. but the day will come when you will hear me- and that day came
Arizona republican., 1912-01-01
THE GREATEST NEW YEAR.
CBy Herbert Kaufman. in the Wom-
 ans WOrldD

'a'N nv 'Si A ANeiuAliitll- III Allt VI blil-
 ans WOrld.b
 This is going to he the greatest New Year since the first grain of sand fell through Times hour glass
 And why not? The world is old er. wiser. nightier We have had twelve more months of experience. 365 more days of lessons-learning to dare harder; to fare farther
 We have made another voyage down the coasts of Chance and have brought back our argOsies laden to the matches with new experiences.
 We have held the mirror up to big otry: roused ignorance to a further realization of its shame, and made incredulity blush with humiliation.
 We have climbed nearer to the stars than ever man stood before
 Why, we're just starting to realize what a number of wonderful things can be done with a brain, a will and pair OI hands.
 We nave hardly recovered from the astonishing discovery that the horizon isn't fixed. We know at last that it can't limit progress. We can push it back It retreats as we advance
Arizona republican., 1912-01-01

fOrcleil how soon some labor2 tory will ring with the report that pro claims the triumph of man over paralysis.
 Your mother never lived tO learn or the tranSfuSion of blOod-Of the transplanting of skin-Of toxins for diphtheria-of casts for crooked bod ies and operations for crooked minds.
 We're a wise generation. with air ships to lift us to our air castles
 What a glorious thing it is tO live in this century-rainbows, rainbows everywhere. pots of gold under ev- .cry arch.
 Despair of nothing God is on your side BELIEVE.
Arizona republican., 1912-01-01
LOS ANGELES COPY OF MUNICI-
 PAL FACTS.

Among the many interesting fea- lures of the recent Los Angeles cleo ton was the vote approving the ordi- nance for the establishment of the Los Angeles Angeles Municipal News. The management is intrusted to a commission Of three members appoint ed by the mayor. subject to a refer Cndum and serving four years, says the Indianapolis News. It is to have
Arizona republican., 1912-01-01

Nor is it clear why any Jew should desire to get into Russia But. of course. this has no bearing on their right to do so if they desire
Arizona republican., 1912-01-01

During the last year the world 1000 million gallons of beer. it may be difficult to make many kansans believe it.
Arizona republican., 1912-01-01
The Remarkable
 Development of LOS OLIVOS

the past season has established the fore most position of that attractive subdivision more firmly than ever
 The generous size of the lots, the fine palms and we'll kept roads afford the prop CT setting for the highest type of suburban homes. That this is recognized by people of discrimination is we'll proven by the beautiful new residences now under con- struction in LOS OLIVOS, which, with the charming homes already established, form a neighborhoed unequalled in it's modern development, comfort and eXclusiveness.
 LOS OLIVOS lots are offered only to those desirous of building strictly first class homes, and within a reasonably short time limit We invite a comparison of prices, and wish to state that we have a most liberal building loan proposition on these lots.
 For a plat with prices, booklet, and other information, call on or write to
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19
pEpsI.COLA BOTTLING COMPANY.
BOttlers of Pepsi.COla and Cascade
Ginger Ale.

For years many minds have been
concentrated On the question OF pro-
ducing a beverage which would pos
sess tonic properties for the general
nervous system, be at the same time
stimulating and refreshing, pleasing to
the taste, and yet free from any IN
furious or harmful effects. One Tor
mula was discarded after another be-
cause of failure to win popular recog-
milton, until the solution Of the prob
lem was effected by the inventors OF
the celebrated Pepsi-Cola beverage,
which emphasizes daily its already
worldwide popularity, because COM
bining all the properties above enum-
Grated. This famous beverage is sup
piled in the territory for miles around
Newberry by the Pepsi-Cola BottIlng
Company, which has, since 1t began
business five years ago, built up
large and daily increasing business
in the bottling of Pepsi-Cola and all
the popular carbonated drinks To-Day
on the market This enterprise pos
sesses the very latest mechanical
equipment for the requirements OF the
business, having installed in their
plant two Crown bottling machines,
the most advanced process now in use'
having capacity Of six hundred dozen
bottles daily, besides bottle-Washlng
machine and other time and labor saw
ing appliances. Great care is exerc1s-
ed to preserve the feature OF purity III
all preparations, the water USED be-
ing of crystal purity, secured tro---
deep driven artesian wells, and the
plant is kept constantly in the very
neatest condition, being thoroughly
washed out daily, under the super.
vision of Mrs. Lula G. Pittard, vile OF
H. A. Pittard, the manager, who came
here seven years ago from Athens, Ga,
Besides manufacturing all the leaolng
nonular soft drinks, the Pepsl-Cola
Bottling Co. produce the Cascade GIN
ger ale. a drink noted for its fine hav-
or. Mr.. Pittard operates two double
and one single wagon, supplying tne
trade throughout NeWberry and SaIuda
counties. Under his management the
enterprise has grown daily IN traue
territory and patronage, requiring
from five to six persons constantly IN
the bottling works and delivery depart
ment. Mr.. Pittard is both popular ana
progressive and has met with pro-
nounced success as a trade builder be-
cause he leaves nothing undone 10
please. and satisfy patrons, rendering
ALWAYS a courteous, attentive and re-
liable service. He is never so well
pleased as when patrons visit his es-
tablishment to make an inspection.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19
r. NJ. Tidmarsh.

in charge. This general agency COW
ers the counties of Newberry, Saluda
and Fairfield, in which territory there
are over 100000 in life polices in force
through this general agency. In this
list of policy holders in the Southeast
ern are many Newberry business men
and citizens, who feel secure under us
protecting influences and who know
from their own experience and the eX-
perience of their neighbors and frlends
that death claims will be settled
promptly, without Quibbling and with
out recourse to litigation and the laws
delays.
The Southeastern Insurance Com
nanv operates only in the State OF
South Carolina and for that reason can
truthfully be called a home company
All of it's funds are loaned in the State
thus lending it's efforts to building up
our own section of country instead OF
enriching some distant State or foreign
country. And another advantage to
the company is the fact that a Detter
rate of interest can be secured IN the
State, because the demand lot money
in South Carolina is greater tnan tne
supply. w. L. Ruff is district agent
for the company for Fairfield county
He is located at Winnsboro.
R. NJ. Tidmarsh is a native OF New
berry county, and moved here tour
Years ago, filing the position OF dis
trict agent until promoted to his pres
ent position. During the Intervening
years he has built up representative
patronage through an alertness ana
fidelity in all relations. The general
agency conducted by him, and located
in the old county court house, covers
the counties mentioned above, with
eight sub-agents reporting to him. inc
large business built up at home dennes
in the most forcible manner his stand
inc and popularity among MS nome
people and the confidence and esteem
he he fully possesses as a citizen and
business man.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19

best features of modern policies back
ed by an organization strong in its
financial resources, prompt and faith
full in the fulfllment of its obligations
and whose record in this respect places
it among the popular and prosperous
institutions of the country, being re-
garded as thoroughly representative
in every particular. The Southeastern
Life Insurance Co., therefore, in the
very nature of things must reflect the
characteristics of it's component parts,
financial strength, promptness and fl
deity in the settlement of death
claims, and the most approved and re-
liable insurance methods generally.
The Southeastern Life Insurance
Company was organized a little over
six years ago, and little over a year
ago a general agency was established
in Newberry, with Mr. R. N. Tidmarsn
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19

establishment has been achieved by
alert and reliable methods, resulting
in magnitude of facilities and patron
age which is a credit to the community
in which it flourishes. AS is natural
to be expected, the distinctive charac-
teristics of the business reflect the
personal qualities of its manager, E.
NJ. Lane, who is among the represen-
tative business men of the community
and belongs to that group of men who
have made good" by doing things.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF NEWBERRY.

COUNTY VI NE
By Frank NJ. schumpert' esquire
Probate Judge.
WHEREAS, Mrs. Jane c. Whitman
and. Mrs. sallie Eargle made suit to
me to grant them letters OF admins
tration of the estate of and effects OF
E. P. Whitman,
THESE ARE THEREFORE to cite
and admonish all and singular the KIN
dred and creditors Of the said E. F.
Whitman, deceased, that they be and
appear before me, in the Court OF
Probate, to be held at Newberry, 5, C.'
on the. 3Oth day of March, next after
publication thereof, at II o'clock IN
the forenoon, to show cause, if any
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19

benefit of his creditors, and that a
meeting of the said creditors will be
held at my Offices at Newberry, S. c.,
on Tuesday, the 18th day of April, 1912,
at II o'clock a. m, for the purpose OF
electing an agent of the creditors, and
for the transaction of any other busi-
ness properly before the said meeting,
EUGENE S. BLEASE,
Assignee.
Newberry, S. c., April 8, 1912.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.

Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned will make final settlement
of the estate of NJ. T. Epps, deceased,
in the Probate Court Of Newberry
County, on May Is, 1912, at II o'clock
a. M, and will thereafter apply for
letters dismissory. All persons in
debted to the said estate will make i'm
mediate payment, and all persons hold
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19
SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY.

SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY.
We will sell on Wednesday, April II,
1912 at the late residence of E. P.
Whitman, deceased, one horse, one
buggy, one wagon, two COWS and other
personal property.
Mrs. Jane C. Whitman,
Mrs. Sallie E. Eargle,
4-9-2+ Administrative.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19
r. NJ. TIDMARSH.
General Agent Southeastern Life In
Surance Company.

To those seeking the protection and
substantial indemnity Of life insur-
ance, and in our day what prudent
man does not, the Southeastern Life
Insurance Company offers the very
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19

they have, why the said adminlstra-
ton should not be granted.
GIVEN under my hand, this l4tn
day of March, Ammo Domini, 1912.
Frank M. Schumpert,
J. P. N. c.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19
MEETING OF CREDITORS.

Notice is hereby given that E. L.
Bales, of Newberry, S. c., has execut-
ed a deed of assignment to me for the
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19

Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned will make final settlement
of the guardianship estate Of James
Bernard Shackleford, minor, in the CT
fee of the Probate Court for Newber-
ry county at II o'clock a. m, the
2Oth day of April, 1912, and immediate
ly thereafter apply for a discharge IS
such guardian.
Ordessa Shackleford,
Guardian of James Bernard Shackle-
ford, minor.
March 19, 1912. :, !
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1912-04-19

ing claims against said estate will file
the same, proved according to law,
with the undersigned or his attorney,
Eugene S. Blease, Newberry, S. c.,
T. L. B. Epps,
Surviving Executor Of the Last Will
and Testament of NJ. T. Epps, de-
ceased.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY %. 1912.
ARBITRATION TREATIES.

That long stride toward the time
when all international disputes will be
settled without recourse to arms will
have been brought about through the
ratification of the proposed arbitration
treaties between this country and
Great Britain and France is the ex-
pressed belief of those who favor i'm
mediate congressional action to that
end. Especially significant of this
popular view are the many resolutions
received from religious and civic bodies
in support of the movement. These no
doubt represent both moral and econo-
mic considerations. and serve TO sup
port the claim often made that COM
merce. together with religion. is an eX-
cellent guarantee Of peace.
However. there are not wanting long
headed statesmen who look upon this
prospect of bringing the millennium to
pass by means of legislation as being
of uncertain promise. They go furth.
er. eve. and point out possible com
plications whereby the United States
mightibecome embroiled in old world
disputes. Should Great Britain and
Germany clash. for example. where
would this country stand as an outcome
of those treaty considerations? Sir
Edward Grey. minister of foreign sf-
fairs in Great Britain. has had not
hesitated to say that these treaties. if
entered into, would probably lead to
such an arrangement between the
United States and this country that il
either nation were attack ed or brought
into conflict with another power having
no arbitration treaty, the other nation
would support it.
With such belief publicly voiced by
a representative of one of the nations
concerned, it would seem wise to make
haste slowly. At least, it would be
only fair to disabuse Great Britian of
the mistaken idea that the treaties
were tantamount to an alliance, in the
event that their terms are not suffi-
ciently explicit on that point. The
hands-across the sea sentiment is well
enough in its way, but it is not to be
encouraged to the exent of having the
United States pulling any chestnuts out
of the fire.
In any event. neither permanent nor
universal peace is TO be assured In this
fashion. The present attitude of Italy
in refusing to submit the merits of the
Turco Italian conflict to arbitration. al
though she is bound by past peace
pledges to do so. shows how futile the
outlook, once an actual struggle has
been precipitated.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

If there is anything that is more dis
gusting TO me than any other imprint.
said an old lady" it is the words
boy Scouts of America. There is
something in the name that CRATES
harshly on the feelings Of mothers. 1t
has a rowdy-rough house sounding
about it that is not calculated to meet
the views of refined and cultured peo-
pie. | would never encourage such an
organization. or allow son of mine to
join them" These are our sentiments
too
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

One by one the gallant men who
fought for the cause of the South are
passing away. They will go faster as
time speeds away and very soon they
will live only in memory. Every CON
federate veteran ought TO be sent to
the reunion this year. We young folks
with fast pulsing hearts and strength
and vigor and long life before us ought
to see that not an old and white haired
veteran is left ct home. And we
ought to make it unnecessary for them
TO put themselves in the attitude OF
beggsrs.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

That individual who has just been
pardoned because he killed his victim
whit he ak handle instead of the SIX
has set dangerous precedent. But
the other fellow is just as dead. Cum
berland Times. Sounds like il might
have happened at Esstport on sn
oyster schooner.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

If the spring hats are to be sykscrap-
ers they will at least be easier to dodge
than the wide spreading variety.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

Ching Hwa republic is China's new
name and here's hoping 1t won't have
to be changed soon.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

Wanted-To know the difference be-
tween writer" and an editorial. ,.
Ask the local weekly.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

Finding George Washington at the
State House these days is like looking
for 3 needle in hay stack.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

One of the ineomprehensible things
is the reason for the multiplicity of
woes that sometimes oyertakes a fam
lily.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

The most alluring thing in the world
is the prospectus of how to get rich
raising poultry.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

Some of the spring gardeners call it
sowing" potatoes. but if they get re-
suits what they call it won't matter.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

Lots of people are unlike George
Washington who couldn't tell lie. But
they can and will upon provocation.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22
FOR SALE.
Rare Business Opportunity.

owing TO the fact that / ind i cannot
give IL proper personal attention without
injury TO other business In which am more
deeply involved, have decided TO offer at
private sale my property known as The An
kAPOLIS STORAGE & TRANSFER co.
The plant is thoroughly organized. but pos
sible OF considerable enlargement. IL is To-
Gated on Northwest st ana consists OF q
nreproof storage warehouse. Carpet clean
ing plant. Stables for about twenty horses.
ample carriage and wagon sheds, horses and
wagons.
For particulars apply TO
f21tf P. b. COOPER.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

OH Gracious If George Washing
ton could only see the Legislature at
the State House now But what's
the use.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22
G. Washington. His Day.

The Chinese are celebrating their
New Year. Happy New Year,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

SEALED PROPOSALS. endorsed "Propo-
~ sails for finishing the cry pt under chapel,
the tomb of John Paul Jones'" will be re-
ceived at the Bureau of Yards and Docks.
Navy Department, Washington. until IL
O'Clock a. M. February "a. 1918, and then and
there publicly opened. for the completion
of the crypt of the chapel at the United
States Naval Academy, Annapolis, Md.
Plans and specifications can be obtained on
application to the Bureau. A deposit OF &25
will be required as security for the return
OF plans and specifications. VIM. M.
SMITH, Chief CLERK. in Charge of Bureau.
January y. 1919. lw-2w
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

Entered 81 the Annapolis PostoAice az Sec
0ud class Matter.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22
RATES or ADVERTISING.

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Insertion 500. subsequent inEeriious 80
.entg Saeclal rates made With monthly,
iuartsrls aud yearly advertisers.
Local notices and political or personal
-0mru unicafious 10 cents per line, Brewer.
Subsequent insertions cents per line
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

OF saie at all the book stores OF the City,
sr. orders may be left for It's delivery 20
ta..rihprF al 9 cents per week, p cents
NTH, and 500 per year.
GO can have the EVENING CAPITAL
asiird 30 you when away from the city BY
eaFinE vour uame and address a. TINS
IA ea 81 either Of the bookstores. Only 10
err week or 30 cents month, mailed
et 3ldress ia the United States and
-spa iH
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22
Evening Gap ia.
! Dafy. Except sunday.

VM M OFT, Editor and Publisher.
IRIS ~ 4 GAGE, Local kattor.
'HARIp, ABBOTT, Bosiness Manager.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

FOR RENT-HOUSE NO. 100 CATHED-
RAJ st. six rooms. pantry and bath
hot and cold water. in good condition, new,
~ papered and painted Rent moderate.
Apply next door. Nj RS. JOHN o. MILLER.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

TOR SALE-HoUSE WITH SIX ROOMS
and large store attached. corner Fifth
Street and Chester Avenue. Eastport. Ad-
dress "A. b. G., y Box 537, Annapolis. fStf
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

FOR RENT-S-RoOM HOUSE on 4th ST..
Eastport. Rent. $500 per month. In
auire of Mrs. s. II. FRAZIER Eastpor d7tf
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Have only a few cockerels
yet for sale. Harvey +. Myers, Cherry
Grove. Phone 146-y. St-f2i
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

EOR SALE-MODERN RESIDENCE
Electric lights. steam heat sanitary
plumbing Location, overlooking Spa creek.
Lot 50xlI0 feet. Apply to SO Shipwright
street. !Slm
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

FOR RENT-SToRE, No. IA Market Space.
House No. Is Market Space. all inn
Drovements. Hot and cold water in house.
Apply to Charles Weiss. No. Market
Space. fl3-tf
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

FOR SALE-A small GAS RANGE with
Oven. in good condition. VIII sell cheap
Apply to lle Market street. jl0tf
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-02-22

FOR SALE-BULL TERRIER PUPPIES.
Brindle and White Markings. Little
Beauties. Thoroughbreds. Phone s. m.
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