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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15
Great Ionic.

Drug Clerk-Say. you remember that
bottle of the new tonic you sold Bill
Martin? The Proprietor-Ies. What
about IT? The Clerk-Why, Bill drank
-%hc whole bottle and went homie and
whipped his wife. And she wants to
know what we are going to do about
Il. The Proprictor-Going to do about
lt? have IL! Sell her two bottles and
tell her To go home and get eyen.-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

President Taft, during his West
ern trip, talked sanely about matters
concerning which he had previously
thought thoroughly.-Westerly Sun.
If he had thought little more
thoroughly about the tariff before
he pronounced the Payne-Aldrich
bill the "best ever" he would per-
haps be better off politically to-day.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

81 wish you could make my wife look
on the bright side Of things"
Perhaps there is no bright side to
her life"
Nonsense! Hasn't she got home
and q husbandT
That's what | was thinking Other
husband. "--IIoustOn Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15
Emphatic.

"Speailing Of etiquette, did you send
the dollar for those advertised instruc-
tions on What TO do at table,"
Eyes"
"And what did you gctI'
"A slip with one word printed on It.:
'Eatr Boston Transcript.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15
lust Suited Him.

Landlady Cwarningly to impecunious
student applying for boardl-I had my
last tenant thrown out for failing TO
pay his rent for four months. stu
dent Ccheerfully)-That's all right. ]
will take the room under the condi-
tons. s.-Meggendorfer Blatter.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15
Odds and Ends.

The mules heels may be considered re-
dictionary.
II Roosevelt is reelected, 1t will be a
most decided case Of looming back"
Bristol has passed the primary stage oi
politics. They have got into the gram,
mar grade.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

A woman in California has appli-
ed for a divorce on the grounds
that her husband is too good. He
has no vices and all the virtues and
she finds him tiresome This
woman will hardly be satisfied if
she reaches Heaven.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

1t looks very much like Walter b,
Vincent for the Supreme Court of
this state in place of the late Judge
Blodgett.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

From this distance it look as
though Woodrow Wilson is the best
candidate in the Democratic bunch.
But the "best" is not always good
enough for conventions.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15
Lastinu.

HoaX-I wonder why Tightwad al
ways wears those salt and pepper
suits? Joax-I suppose because salt
and pepper suit should be- good for two
seasons Philadelphia Pe"Ord
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

The Massachusetts Legislature
has voted direct primaries. This
will look good to Roosevelt.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

The post office at Rehobcth has
just been robbed for the second
time. Perhaps the first haul was
not entirely satisfactory.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

Why those headaches
Why should YOU not read more than a
few minutes without discomfort
Why should your eyes give you trouble ?
Because il is proof of severe eye strain.
The only right way to relieve that strain
is tn remove the cause. Many people have
been relieved of persistent headaches by
having their eyes correctly examined and
fitted with suitable glasses.
An examination OF your eyes by our Re-
gistered Optometrist, MIR. III, Prest, will
tell whether strain is The probable cause OF
your Headaches II you do not need glasses
YOU will be candidly told so We examin
eyes in the evening just as vel as day time
Open Monday, Friday and saturday even
ings. All kinds of repairing and replac-
ing broken lenses.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

Taft's remarks at Toledo are de-
scribed as trenchent. He was a
Toledo blade as it were.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

The number of deaths in New
England from small pox this winter
have been small.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15
LEGAL NOTICES
STATE OF RHODE ISLAND
PUBLIC HEARING

Senate, Providence, March H. 1912.
The Committee on Corporations OF the
Senate will hear all persons interested I'm
Senate Bill 80, "An Act TO make uniform the
Law OF Transfer OF Shares of stock In Corp
OratiOns," I'm the Committee Room No2ll, on
Wednesday, March 20, 1912, at O'Clock p. IN
PHILIP II. WILBOUR, Chairman
CHARLES CARROLL, Clerk.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1912-03-15

A tree that gives thee shade. do not
srder Il TO be cut down.-Arabian.
Evening star., 1912-11-10
BATTLE TO A TIE.
Purdue and Illinois Struggle to Q
9 to 9 Score.

LAFAYETTE, Ind, November 9-Pur-
due and Illinois battled to tie here this
afternoon. the game ending. to o. IN
the first part of the game Purdue showed
superiority, but in the last quarter ethe
visitors rallied and had Purdue on the
run. Finally Purdue braced sufficiently
to save itself from defeat.
The first touchdown was made in the
first quarter by O'Brien of Purdue. Oil
phant failed to kick goal. There was no
further scoring until the final quarter,
although both teams fought hard to gain
an advantage. The ball changed hands
frequently and neither goal was in dan
ger in the second or third quarter.
BY end runs and forward passes the
ball was placed on Illinois 5-yard line.
Then Ohphant dropped back to the H.
yard line and made a perfect field goal.
tying the score. Illinois had no chance
to try for goal after the touchdown, as
Oliphant downed the man who received
the ball on the punt-out, and he did not
catch the ball. The game ended just
after Oliphant made his field goal. There
was huge crowd at the game, Illinois
sending 1000 rooters with the team.
The lineup.
Evening star., 1912-11-10
CATHEDRAL IS LOSER,
Drops Game to Boys Latin School
by g to @.

In one Of the hardest fought games
played at Mt st. Alban's this year, the
Boys Latin School foot ball. eleven of
Baltimore won from the National Cathe-
dral School team yesterday afternoon.
score. !? to o. The play was so close and
the game so hard fought by both teams
that it was only by a break in luck that
the visitors scored.
The Baltimore school owes it's victory
principally to the fine all around work of
Tippet. He put his team in the lead in
the second quarter by beautiful drop
kick from difficult angle on the 35-yard
line. the ball sailing squarely over the
upriehts He did this after recovering
the ball from tumble.
In the third quarter Tippet again showed
his value to his team when after a series
of lire plunges, he managed to get
through the Cathedral line on the 20
yard line for the only touchdown of the
game.
The coach at National Cathedral is
much elated over the showing of his
charges, although the team lost The
players showed their best form of the
season and with any kind of luck at all
would have held the Baltimoreans with
out score. The defensive work of the
players was even better than that of the
visitors.
Evening star., 1912-11-10
DUCKP|N LEAGUE IN
THE POST OFFICE
Six Different Departments
Represented in Strong
League.

4 duckpin league of six teams has been
organized at the Post Office Department
and is now playing regularly at the
Palace. six alleys being reserved for
Thursday nights. This league is the
outgrowth of one which was established
last year by George G.. Thomson, then
chief of the division of rural mails, but
which was confined exclusively to teams
from that section of the department Mr..
Thomson felt that such a league would
be a good thing to bring employees togeth-
er and to develop social relations and his
plan was most successful. Upon becOm-
ing chief clerk Of the department Mr..
Thomson felt that a league embracing
various divisions Of the service would be
equally successful, and the present or
ganiZatiOn is the result of, his efforts.
The six teams composing the league are
the Executives, chosen from employees of
the general Offices on the fifth floor; Pos
tai Savings, Rural Mails, Supplies.
Finance and City Post Office. 1t is the
purpose of Chief Clerk Thomson to ar
range matches with other leagues during
the season, with the intention of ulti-
mately creating an interdepartmenta1
league. on the same plan as that which
Endorsement of Postmaster General
Hitchcock.
Among the officials of the service who
are players on the league teams are G.
G. Thomson. chief clerk of the depart
ment: c. III. Mcbride, superintendent of
the division of railway adjustment; Frank
Z. Frazier assistant chief clerk of the
department; Edward W. Chatterton. chief
clerk of the division of railway mail serv-
ice. G. Fl. F,ullaway. superintendent of
the division of finance. is an ardent root
er for the Finance team. which is now
leading the league.
Although the league is not yet SO fast
as some of the older ones, it can
offer individual scores comparable to
those in the best leagues of the city. Fen
ton. a member of the Supplies team holds
the high single game and the high set
record. his scol es being 40 and $50.
1t has been decided to award prizes to
the best team and the best Individual
player.
Evening star., 1912-11-10
HOWARD UNIVERSITY
DEFEATS HAMPTON
Virginians, for First Time in
Three Years, Score on
the Locals.

For the first time in six years the How
ard champion foot ball team was scored
upon on its own grounds by the strong
and heavy team from Hampton after a
hard fought and most brilliantly played
game. T.; to =. The home team. weak
ened by the absence of two of its star
players. Oliver and Forbes, who are in
jured fought like Trojans to keep clear
its record of not being scored on for the
last three years, but Hampton finally
tallieid on its fourth down after Howard
had fumbled the ball on the 1-yard-line.
Both teams played clean. straight, open.
fast foot ball. For Howard the whole
team starred but Gray. Nixon, Brice,
Beamon. Schlaushter and Chandler de-
serve special mention for their brilliant
and consistent playing Scott, Bender,
Flint. Jameson and Sheares were easily
the stars of the Hampton team
Howard scored first touchdown. in
eleven minutes of play. Brice punted 80
yards to Hampton's 25-yard line. Ben
der dropped the punt and Schlaughter,
Howard's speedy end. fell upon it. Gray
and Brice made runs of II and y yards,
respectively around right end. a for
ward pass from Brice to Schlaughter
placed the ball on Hamptons 4-yard
line, and Gray took the p1gskin over the
goal for Howards first score. Dixon
easily kicked goal.
The ball seesawed up and down the
field most of the first part of the second
quarter, and there was hardly any ad-
vantage on either side. In the last part
of this quarter Bender made a wicked
kick of 60 yards to Nixon on Howard s
1-yard line. Hampton gained the ball on
a tumble and Shearer took the pigskin
over Howard's goal on the fourth down,
after his team had been thrown back
three times for losses.
In the third quarter Bender kicked off
to Nixon on Howar rdS 5-yard line, and he
returned the punt - yards. From this
time on Howard's backfeld tore Hamp-
Evening star., 1912-11-10
COMPANY A WINS
Annual Field Meet at Washington
Barracks With 871% Points.

The annual field meet which was held
at Washington barracks yesterday was
won by Company A. Engineer Corps, with
total score of STU points. Company d
being second with 20 points and Company
and c being tied for third with 35
points each.
The feature event of the meet was the as
sembling Of the canvas pontoon boat. this
event being won by Company A in the
record time Of one minute and eight
seconds.
Following is the summary of events:
Wall scaling-won by Company A. Company
D second Company G third Time. 0.45 35.
22O-yard dash-Won by Company A. Company
second. Company c third. Time, 0.26 3-5.
Wall tent pitching-WOn by Company b. Com
pany second Company third. Time. 0.5 20.
Relay race--won by Company D, Company c
second. Company third.
Musicians contest (blowng regulation callsl-
Won by Reynolds. Company c.; Banzof, COM
pjany b. second: Caps, Company A. third.
Assembling canvas pontoon boat-Won by Com
pany A. Company d second. Company third.
Time, 1Os.
Pontoon boat race-won by Company d. Com
BY winning yesterdays meet Company
takes the cup from Company C, who
were the winners of the contest last
year
The Engineer foot ball team will journey
to Fort Myer today and tackle the post
team. This will be the Engineers first
real test of the season, and it is ex-
pected that a good game will result.
Evening star., 1912-11-10
Gallaudet in First Half.

In the first half it was Gallaudet's game.
BY right of better play in the earlier
stages of the contest the Kendall Green
ers had the right to be leading at the
end of the half by better margin than
they really did.
The Farmers did not get awake until
the second period began. They began the
game as though they expected to have
had been made against them they braced
and played slightly better defensive
game. They did not really brace until
the beginning of the second half. though.
then they began to play some of the foot
ball of which they are capable.
Ciallaudet had made a gallant stand in
the first half and the work told on the
men to a great extent. The Asgies out
weighed the Kendall Green lads and con-
tinual pounding told on them in the latter
minutes OF play. The Buff and Blue men
worked like tiends and their work is de-
serving of the highest commendation.
The Aggies played mkch the better foot
ball in the last half. All three of their
backs tore off long gains through the line.
and ii seemed almost impossible for the
allaudet eleven to stop them. although
il did make great brace under its goal
and stopped the onrush at one time.
The only bright spot in the Acgies' work
was the fact that they showed gameness
by lighting desperately in the latter mo-
ments of the contest. They finally found
that they were against an eleven which
was playing brilliant foot ball and put
ting every ounce of its energy into its ef-
forts and realized that they would have
to do something Of the same thing if they
were to succeed
Excellent work Oh the part OF the
Agsies' back field and the general all
around play OF Gallaudet were the most
noteworthy features of the play. Morris
Hoffecker and Ruff all made long gains
at different times Foltz. especially,
PLAYED brilliantly for Gallaudet.
The contest was typical Gallaudet
game The Kendall Green eleven put all
it had into the contest and lost only by
the narrowest kind of IA margin.
The lineup and summary follow:
Evening star., 1912-11-10
WIN IN LAST MINUTE
Maryland Aggies Score With
40 Seconds to Play.
BEAT GALLAUDET, 13 TO 7
Kendall Green Eleven Plays Bril-
liantly Against Heavier Team.
M. A. G. Braces Late.

With only forty seconds remaining in
Agricultural College fullback, carried the
ball over the goal line with only inches to
spare and defeated the Gallaudet eleven
yesterday in one of the most bitterly
fought games ever been played between
the two schools. The final score was 13
to T.
AT the beginning of the game Gallaudet
received the kick off, The Kendall Green
eleven received the bali but failed to ad
vance it very far before being downed.
The work of the team, though, was per-
feet for the next minute and half and
the ball was carried across the Aggles'
line without it ever being lost The
Farmers were unable to stem the tide at
any time. and they were completely out
played in every department during that
period.
Not only did the Gallaudet eleven carry
the ball across the Farmers goal during
the first few minutes of play, but it con-
tinued to outplay the Farmers in every
way until the end of that period. Three
different times the Aggies kicked out from
behind their own goal line after holding
the Gallaudet men on their 2-yard line.
In the second quarter the Aggies began
to play little better ball and they about
held their own. In the second period
neither of the two teams was near enough
to render the opposing goal line in espe-
cial danger, with the exception of the one
time the Agges carried the ball down to
within the opposing teams l5-yard line,
but had it brought back on 1o-yard
penalty for holding.
Evening star., 1912-11-10

in the south with the exception of
Georgetown, because Virginia can hardiy
be rated as comparing with 1t, after the
poor showing made so far. North Caro-
lima is certainly not as powerful and A.
and NJ. is not either, judging by the COM
paratfve scores made in the contests In
which Georgetown met each of these IN
stitutions.
Unless Virginia is able to make an un-
expected showing against Georgetown,
the chances are that Washington and
Lee will be rated in second place in
South Atlantic foot ball for the first time
present the team would deserve that
standard.
That score run up by Georgetown yes
terday against Washington College was
probably the largest that has been made
around here in a long time. The Blue
and Gray eleven had things all Its own
way, and made points as 1t pleased in the
second half.
The next largest score to that made by
made by a local eleven, was that run up
by George Washington University in 1903
when it tailed a points on the Univer-
sity of Maryland in thirty-five minutes of
play. 1t Is probable that the Georgetown
and George Washington scores of that
time would have been over hundred
had not the periods been cut short.
The work of the Gallaudet eleven during
the first few minutes of play yesterday
was exceptionally cred.table. The Ken
dali Green lads always play their best
game Of the year against the Maryland
Aggies and yesterday was no exception.
The work of the team as a whole was
very good and the individual play was
much above the ordinary. 1t was
typical Gallaudet team, fairly heavy
line, a fast backfieid and a spirit which
got the best in the players out of them.
Coach Crafts deserves great deal OF
credit for the work he has done with the
team this year, especially when it is con-
sidered that he has been compelled to
labor under a decided handicap
King of Central High and White of
Tech are two of the best defensive players
developed in the high schools in quite
while. There have been no linemen in
the last two or three seasons who could
play as we'll as either of the two men,
King is older and more developed than
White, but the latter has brilliant foot
ball career in front of him in scholastic
circles If he remains in high school.
Neither man should have much trouble
making college eleven.
Catholic University was completely
helpless before the Dickinson eleven yes
terday 1t lost by a decided margin.
The Tig:lants are scheduled to meet
the Olympic Athletic Club this afternoon.
The visiting team is made up of old col
lege stars.
Evening star., 1912-11-10
TOME TRIUMPHS.
Decisively Beats Army and Navy
Preps, As to 6.
pecial Dispatch to Tile Star.

Special Dispatch to Tile Star.
PORT DEPOSIT. Nd, November o.
The Tome foot ball eleven decisiveIy de-
feated the Army and Navy Props here
today by the score of 45 to g.
The boys from Washington were
greatly outweighed and were unable to
stop the fierce rushes of the Tome back
field. The Army and Navy score came in
the fourth quarter when Tome had sub
stituted her entire scrub team. Lane and
Flagg starred for the visitors. while
Hager and Tuttle did exceptionally fast
work for Tome. The line-up:
Evening star., 1912-11-10

tons line to pieces, but Hampton always
to rally and hold for down
when her goal was in danger. In the
last part of this quarter GRAY. by a
long run around right end placed the
risskin on IIampton's Syard line. Rricc
and Gilmore pulled off some new foot
ball ana worked beautiful forward pass
back of Hamptons goal for tho last
touchdown. Nixon missed goal by an
inch from difficult angle. Summary:
Evening star., 1912-11-10

Suhstitntions: Tome-Miller. Snow. Buckley
Tuttle, Graf. Jones. Army and Navy Preps
Flagg. Touchdowns Tuttle t3) Weems
Hager, Graf. Christian. T. Smith Goals from
observation-disclosures t3). Referee-Mr Wass
boro of Brown. Umpire-Mr Arthur of Dickn-
son. Head linesman-Alr. Ford. Tome. Time Of
uuarters-Twelye minutes.
Evening star., 1912-11-10

Johnny Evers could not wait until next
year to boss his Cub thing. He took II
on transforming tour and made his de-
but at Milwaukee against a team of pick
ups, with a victory for his first effort.
Evening star., 1912-11-10

Substitutions: C. T.-Mancey for Swift. Torris
for Butler. Hurley for Magil Robinson for
Butler. Dickinson = Steinacher for McGregor.
Sharp for Dunn. Mawhney for Shearer. Davis
for Watkins. Touehdowns-Pau McGregor
t2,. Dunn s2l Schaffer Godstein Shearer.
Goals kicked Schaffer tJl. Goals missed
Schaifer 81. officials: Referee Mr.. Morse c.
w. L. Umpire Mr.. Hccon. q. W. u. Head
Dunn Villanova. Assistant lines
men-Alr. Greer. e.. L.: MIR. Rowley, d. C.
Time of periods minutes.
Evening star., 1912-11-10

Neutrality-suspicious.. Run (2i Goals from
touchdown Moore. Morris. Goal missed from
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Referee-Mr. Nielsen. Nebras-
KIN. Umpire-Mr Daniels. George Washington.
Head linesman-Mr Haas. Time of periods-l.
minutes each
Evening star., 1912-11-10
Failed to Get Ball.

Catholic University did not have the
ball in its possession once during the
first period, and only rushed it three
times during the second period
Capt. Dunn of the Dickinson eleven was
too much for the Brooklanders, and when
he went over for the last touchdown he
dragged three men with him over the
goal line Dunn made the forward passes.
which were like shots. with great ac-
curacy. and only two passes went wild.
Goldstein. Pauxtis Schaffer and Nc
Gregor played excellent ball for Dickin-
son. For the Catholic University Moran,
Durby. Magill Butler. Waters and Kyle
played well. Moran did the punting for
Catholic University. which was worthy
of comment. When all is said and done
it Was a case of inexperience combined
with gameness against superior weight
and experience. The lineup:
Evening star., 1912-11-10

Goals.tiray. Gilmore. Shearer. Goals from
touchdowns Nixon. Bender. Ieferee-Mr. Wilk-
inson. Umpire--Mr. Savoy. Head linesman-Mr.
Robinson. Time of halves--S0 minutes.
Evening star., 1912-11-10

Powers shot a 335 set for War. but
his team was lucky to slip over one
game, single pin deciding the last
contest with Treasury. The winners
had 494 and 507 for their first two ef-
forts. and were not pressed very hard.
Evening star., 1912-11-10
Before Expect a Penny Of Your Money

This guarantee to all my
customers certainly has got many
of the other tailors up in the air.
They know it's not newspaper talk,
either-we do it, and they know it.
They wonder how we can make
guaranteed to fit clothes from
$40 up.
Evening star., 1912-11-10

Harry Krauss. rolling with Fletcher
as "a partner. tried his hand at south
paw" bowling. and his three games
We're 115. 127 and 141. The latter
game was made through the medium
of three consecutive clean strikes.