Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1912-07-05
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The more paint and powder the
young girl uses to-day-the more for
her to morrow.
The time has arrived when no class
must be allowed to insult in any
manner Old Glory.
When it comes to protecting Old
Glory, the United States has no po-
litical parties-just one family.
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From clouds on political horizon,
Twill be as colossal feat for Hay,
To be elected Governor of Washington,
As for San Francisco to bridge her bay.
Political straws already show that
Albert Johnson, candidate for Con-
gressman-at-large, is a defeated man
right now.
Persons of high integrity and q
fine sense of honor, who look upon
eavesdropping with horror. may now
use the dictagraph.
The Republican Convention in Chi
cago was a disgrace to this nation,
and appeared as a disgusting comedy
to all nations of the world.
Just when Miss Seattle will issue
her latest song, entitled: Empty
is the Store Room; Tenants Gone"
has not been reported as yet.
The Twtns, in speaking of the geo.
duck, says it's a bird" An Olym-
pia veterinary has another name for
it. Let the TUins ask, and receive
it.
The l. w. W.'s who SANDER Old
Glory, are building hopes on the
sand; are speedily inviting them
selves to oblivion, in the United
States.
1t must have got John L. Will
sons goal" to know Senator Poin-
dexter occupied o seat with the
Democratic delegates from Washing
ton State in the convention at Balti-
more.
Moving pictures are used in ad-
vertising California raisiu industry
at land shows all over the country
Eastward, Southwark, Northward
and Westward, the star of science
takes its way.
A New York woman has sued her
husband for divorce on the ground
that he is too perfect. II such q
complaint is allowed to stand In
court the majority OF married men
will feel o bit uneasy.
Senator La Toilette says that it
requires surgeon to operate on the
trusts. A surgeons work is to cure.
not kill" says the P.-I. The P..L.
should explain, if it possibly can,
how surgeon can cure, il he doesn't
operate.
Every Taft Republican in the Unit
ed States, knowing the dirty, ward
healer acts Of Taft supporters in
Chicago, may as well prepare their
Grape for the funeral of Taft, which
far as politics is concerned, will take
place this fall.
Mayor Cotterill, of Seattle, and ex-
preacher Mayor Ferguson OF Ho-
GUAM. should double and apply for
an engagement on some vaudeville
circuit. A few Prohibitionists and
several I. W. W.'s would go to see
them perform, no doubt.
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You have noticed, we suppose,
that men who concentrate them
selves to the uplift generally demand
an Office as a starter" says the
Houston Post. Certainly. In other
words, they are in the game OF re-
form for the gate receipts.
A woman in Tacoma says the Ia
coma Tribune offers carving set as
an inducement to gain subscribers.
She asserts that there is not enough
meat" in the Tribune to require
the use of the fork" alone, not to
speak of the knife and steel.
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Talking about your fearless lead
ers, who but William Jennings
Bryan would have had the back
bone to introduce the resolution
which opposed the nomination Of any
candidate under obligation to J.
Pierpont Morgan, Thomas F. Ryan.
August Belmont or any privilege
seeking class.
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If l had my way, l would print the
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