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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-12-16

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-12-16
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-12-16

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8ldue be5iigIih Der Grganitiruug Der
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-12-16
SaiezSan.

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0ern beoeuteno perItdrft. - Ger
ncue 6Quptliug miro Vtittpod bicr
erlpartet.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
Skin Peeling Natures
Aid to New Complexion
From woman's Tribune.)

Mercolized wax is a natural beauti-
fer BY taking of the devitalized sur
face skin, II merely hastens Natures
work. The second skin layer, brought
gradually 70 view, exhibits the heal
thy youthful color produced by capil-
large circulation. This because the
capillaries are thus brought nearer
the surface; also because the new skin
IS unsoiled by dust and dirt. This
wax. 20 be had at any drug store Gan
ounce viii do) is put on nightly like
cold cream. washed OF mornings with
warm water. Its work usually is com
pleted in from seven 10 ten days,
long enough not TO show too marked
results from day 10 day, or cause pain
or detention indoors
A face bath 10 remove wrinkles,
made By dissolving an ounce of ssXo-
lite in a half pint witch hazel, is an.
other natural beautifier. since its as.
tTingent and tonic effects smooth out
the wrinkles in accordance with Ma,
lures own process
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
Chief Stones Tribute to
the Man at the ThrC tile

Railroad officials are seriously
alarmed over the action of the Broth
erhood OF Locomotive Engineers, who
by a vote of $4,000 to 1000 author
tied their leaders 10 call strike be-
cause their demands for an IS per cent
raise in wages had been refused by
fifty roads east OF Chicago and north
OF the Ohio river.
The engineers have authorized their
general committee 10 call q strike at
its discretion, which means that the
power will be placed in the hands
OF one man, whose word may para
lyze industry and cut of the food sup
ply OF the entire eastern section OF
the country. This man is Warren
Sanford Stone, grand chief of the
brotherhood.
II is we'll for the public that the
grand chief is as conservative as is
the powerful body Of merchandising be
has represented since Aug. II, 1903 II
is we'll for the union itself that he
is a great fighter for peace, else the
hady would have lost more in the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
better judgment, are putting on linn
tied trains to meet the demand.
Speaking Scotch.

The race OF Scotch speaking people
is passing away, and not many are left
to tell the story in the rich brogue Of
the national tongue. And there was al
ways q story to tell, so that one on this
very subject comes In pat here. A youth
who had been educated in England re-
turned to his family in Scotland and
was shown OF by admiring friends.
rs he not charming" remarked one
to the young mans sister.
"Oh. yes, but he speaks English
now" she answered in real distress.
An old lady being asked If a person
she had lately seen was Scotch" an
swered with much bitterness:
II Gamma say. Ye a. speak sac gen.
teel now that ] dinna ken wha's
Scotch."-London Mail.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20

last decade through battling than it
has won through arbitration and skill
full debate. Not once since he left the
cab to head the organization has a
strike been ordered, but this does not
mean that in the present struggle the
command will not be given, for the engin-
GERS are obdurate and the railroads
unbending.
Briefly stated these are the views
Of Warren S. Stone, chief OF the Broth
erhood of Railway Engineers:
Give the workmen fair wages and
they will duplicate the wealth OF the
world in twenty years.
All that stands between capital and
a wave of anarchy are the conserva-
tive labor unions Destroy the unions
and the days of the Commune will be
lived over again.
Out of every 100 firemen seventeen
become freight engineers Six get
to be engineers of passenger locomo-
tives. The engineer has 9.3s years
Of service 10 sell on the average
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20

All the news all the time-The Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
That's his stock in trade.

That's his stock in trade
1t makes my heart ache to see the
great army Of men thrown on the scrap
heap at an age when they should be
at their best.
Never worry. Worry never won a
fight Too many people waste their
energy building bridges they will
never cross.
There has never been time when
the railroads would admit they
could afford to grant an increased
wage.
take pride in saying that l rep
resent the largest body of picked men
in the world. II / we're commissioned
TO lead forloTn hope l would draft
the engineers.
AS a nation, we have gone speed
crazy, and the railroads, against their
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
Tn. HAMBURG Stock Exshsnos.

The public rooms Of the Hamburg
boerse, subject to very mild rules con-
ducive to good order, are open to all.
with very few exceptions. Their use
is definitely forbidden ito all female
persons" to individuals who have been
deprived Of their civic rights. who are
under. some form Of judicial restraint,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
Printed Linoleums

We are offering fine heavy grade
OF printed Linoleums, in handsome
designs and colors, two yards wide,
F Rsr s onG2 eyard..4S c
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
USE ALIENS FOOT-EASE,

The antiseptic powder to be shaken
into the shoes II you want rest and
comfort for tired aching. swollen. sweat
ing feet use Aliens Foot Ease. Re
lisves curns and buniUns of all pain and
prevents bltsters, sore and callous epots
Just the thing for dancing parties, pat
ent leather shoes. and for breaking in
new shoes. II IS the greatest comfort
discovery Of the age. Try IL today
Sold everywhere. IS cents. Don't accept
any substitute For free trial package
address Allen 5 OImsted. LIE Roy, y. I.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20

VINO nave been aGJuuged guTi1y -
fraudulent bankruptcy. persons ad-
Judged to be in simple bankruptcy,
those unable to meet their obligations
and such as are forbidden the use Of
the boerse through the decision of the
court of honor
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20

the good woman as she handed out
the fourth roast beef sandwich.
II am an ex-pounder. madam. My
delivery has become impaired and
find it very difficult to get bout" an
swered the weary traveller.
Thereupon the one time pugilist took
his leave and the good woman muir
mrred. Poor fellow"-.Iudge.
AL the news all the time-The Argns
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
High Grade Printed Limo
leuns

in neat designs, excellent colors,
all this seasons goods, II feet
wide, only, per ENo
square yard ..............OJ C
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
SIandar.

Close thine ear against him that
shall open his mouth secretly against
another. II thou receivest lot his
words they ny back and wound the
reporter. II thou dost receive them
they hy forward and wound the re-
ceiver.-LAvater.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
Best High Grade Inlaid
T,inoleumS

Extra heavy patterns and colors
go clear through 10 back, fine range
OF designs for your selection Ct 90
at per square yard .... S4oLS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20

Disguised His Vocation.
What Is your occupation asked
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-04-20
Good Inlaid Linoleums

Large assortment of neat patterns
and good colors. suitable for any
squares DprPUsG yd f1i' . per CSC
The evening world., 1912-08-13
NO. )
BETRAYED!

ishins Co. THE New York World.
Y'know, frum all tn iearnin' had got
down in tibet place. watchin' others.
knowed tibet a Teller tibet got too sud
den fresh got a good call: so I started
out al partikeler as tn dooce! I guess
talked most 'bou. the Ice boatin' In
winter an tn turkeys wuz raisin' fer
Thanksgivin' time.
Then tn little rascal Il guess she wus
tryin' to git me to kiss her. all right
she says she'd dance fer me In IN
moonlight. An she let down her hair.
Such hair! All full Nv crinkles. an
satin to feel!
An wuz thinkin': wal. I guess tn
white lights Nv Broadway. New York
City. n. Y, don't beat this much!
There couldn't be nothn' much riskier
than a Saylomee dance in tn moon
light" when all on a sudden I heard .
little sqeal frum tn other side Nv tn
grove.
Now. I knowed tibet sQueal. It come
from my old woman. In a minute
sneaked behind a clump Nv syringas an
took in tn picture; an there she wuz.
the Jazebei. with tn arm OF a fat. sassy
drummer tibet sells corsets down tew
Liberty every three months round her
best black sateen frock! She musta
had tibet frock on under the bedclothes
when seen her asleep.
Wal. what could do? I couldn't say
nothin'. could ]. or she'd a caught mo
all smellin' Nv jockey club cologne an
with tn hair NV the Saylomee dancer
all twisted round my neck? But, gosh
The evening world., 1912-08-13

That only made more trouble" said
Mr.. Slavinsky dolefuliy. After we get
the fire out OF that Catskills soowine,r
ash tray and get the game OF skat
going again. ] said to my little Icy:
ley you go get something out of the
Kitchen, q pan Of some kind. for your
Peppers friends to throw their stogie
butts In ley gets something and SETS
II Oil the floor. and We play for a Ions
time. and when the game Is through
what do you think I found outT'
II can't imagine" replied Mr.. Jarr.
What did you find cute"
That ley he had brought in from
the Kitchen that pan that Is all full OF
holes to strain things through"
The colander?" suggested Mr.. Jarr.
Sure" said the worried Mr.. slavin
sky. And what do you think It vii
cost me to clean that rug before IN,
Wife gets home and secs III"
"Slavinsky." said Mr.. Jarr, as h,
hoped down from the bootblack stand
'the only place that's safe for q mar
ried mans social activities is a pla .,
like Gusts. Get met"
Sure" said the glazier.
The evening world., 1912-08-13
Mr.. Jarr Learns of Trouble That
for Once Isn't Pointing His Way.


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The evening world., 1912-08-13

SsDY goliies! l Amt going to have
no company any more at my
- house when my wife Is awaY
up in Solomon County In the Killskats
mountains" said Mr.. Siavlnsky. the
peighborhood glazier.
'Catskiil. Catsklll"' corrected M
Jarr. And you mean Sullivan County
too"
1907" fepled Mr.. Slavinsky. We'll
maybe. Anyway. my son Sidney wh'
10 an actor NIT the moving pictures, II
out West. and he says in Denver n
cats lives because they die on the hisi
mountains. and for that ! guess 1t u
the reason the Kiliscats or the cats
kills mountains get a name"
How Is sidney doing?" asked Mr.
Jarr, and Mr.. Slavinsky put down hi
giass-put-in Nit to ease his shoulder
while he stood beside Mr. Jarr a
Tony's bootblack stand.
"Shidney IL doing fine" said MI
Slavinsky. II don't amt got to sup
port him any more. and once alread
he has wrote his mommer that whe
he comes back from the West he
bring her an ink stand made out OF
! hundred kinds OF gold stones and silve
The evening world., 1912-08-13

SolsHkht AoA~s W AHo AAes' "a
ONT Il beat all how things kin
drag fer a time an then all on
- sudden whoop up like ginger?
Tn beginnin' NV the season wuz so slow
round here tibet used to cape my
head of right after ia finished milk!n'
at 40 "A. NJ. An now. by heck, lots
o. nights sees me up at 10. watchin' tn
grove!
First of there wuz nothin' to set on
down In tn grove 'cept logs; and when
the spooners went down there II wuzn't
comfortable. I guess. SO took
spring to myself an bought . lot O
secondhand hammicks down tew Per-
kinses an hung 'em-an' what I Amt
learned bout spoonin' sence then-say!
I bet could practice on a actress now.
'thout her KNOWN tibet II wasn't my
character to be a high nier!
had little experience tn other
night. I'll tell ye about II ye don't let
1t git No further.
A few days ago at tn Mountain House
we had a gal boarder. low she want
much older'n my Cornelia. But she had
eyes like sky rockets an a mouth tibet
looked like she ct nothin' but straw
berries! She didn't take much to tn
feilers at tn hotel. but she wuz allus
trailin' me!
wuz dom my durndest to be cir
cumspec' y'know; but when a gal tibet
has all the spry ways NV a chipmonh
an the face an hgger NV what they
call a Saylomee gifts In tn buggy long
q
blue Presbyterian-in fact. ye forgi
most everything. low!
80 went down to tn store an
bought a made tie blue an red, an 8
Hy-lookin' collar an bottle NV cologne
An when tn wife wuz under tn blan
kets spiked up real smart an spilled
tn cologne all over my hair an tn
shoulder Nv my coat, where she mos
Nkely'd put her head. An l asked TIT
gal down tew tn grove!
The evening world., 1912-08-13
A NATURAL TWINKLE.

HE PRESIDENT Emeritus Of Harvard University Great
Man Of the Republic Of China "Yuan Shi Kai is fine
man." DR.. Eliot, "and has responsibility
think he fully conscious Of the responsibility although when
talking with there humorous twinkle in his eye"
Well why not? When you the big noise . race Of 49,
people occupying Of 42ooO square miles that has
business the stand for years or
you boast religion too old have any age when Won
nave just pushed over the last dynases running
forty centuries when have got willy old empire like japan
rubbing Its eyes and wondering what to make
from an infant nation its second century along and won.
ders you don't want few poinshow you help twnkine
little, responsibility responsibility?
THE new Rosentha arrested SPRING. who
herads his return to New York with the that
Pine thousand policemen waiting to kill him. what he has
tell Will lift the lid OF lids and that he will give $500 to anv ons
who will smugge him into the city to the police ba
staged fine entrance for himself But the important man II
the piece doesn't usually make the in the wings
The evening world., 1912-08-13
e <! @g%1SSS6

stones and diamond stones. You know.
the stones they dig out OF the mines out
West to make Jewelry off OF"
"Oh. yes, know" said Mr.. Jarr.
Those souvenir inkstands ornamented
with Colorado mineral specimens. They
have little numbers on the bits OF
mineral. and then, printed on the bot
tom OF the stand. are descriptions OF
the minerals. numbered corresponding
~. NO. 23-Moss Agate. No. 1s-iroa
pyrites or FOOLS gold. and so on
sure, that's itv' said Mr.. Slavinsky
II had a fine inkstand with a picture oi
Atlantic City on II vonce. but my
h,tly lazy was always crying Tor II
| and we give 1t to him and he scrapee
the picture OF Atlantic city OFF II ant
traded that for roller skate, and hi
traded the inkstand mltout the picture
for a wagon. But missed that inkstan1
Some nights In the winter I'd use 1t anc
my wife would say to the young ones:
Nov. keep quiet. children. poppe
IL writing his namev
But when summer come didn't us
It much, so | let little Icy have II
And now. YOU sec We'll have anothe
inkstand In the house to show com
pany or use In cold weather"
, Yes, and when the blustery white
, draws the family once more around tn
I cheerful hearth you can take up tn
great indoor sport OF writing you
name while the awed and dellghte
: children. breathless with excitement
y gather round and watch.
n "Surev said SIR Slavinsky. "And
4 pleasant evening at home like that don
a cost nothing, Cor Izzy can bring IN
r ink from school"
The evening world., 1912-08-13
A LAWLESS RECORD.

W. p the :: s sss ts .. '' s. nation. tina, the
Tolls Bill passed by both Senate and House violates
formal treaty entered into by the United States and sacrifices
sacred word to sordd greed what do reply?
That osooth building this canal and therefore rules
We make for others don't apply to us!
Are our legislators schoolboys?
Already the European is showing what to expect The
London Times British feeling terms carefully measured but
the less firm:
The Interests and the rfohts
ntrnpcd refrain from
asserting them forms Of intercourse Unh
~ friendly nation dllop.
Should diplomacy confin-
hardly probdblc-condent
Of shall nnhestdinoy submit the
dispute to the arbitration Of The
Suppose President Taft signs the bill Suppose the question
does 90 The Hague What shall this nation august
court?
Having stolen the site for the canal having declined take
dealings with Colombia The Hague the ground that
tribunal for great nations and not for little Ones
that rules and tolls those who the
s,buid it.
Shall stick to this tone? Shall the proud patrons
and arbitration before boosted Hague Tribunal
that since invented arbitration don't have to abate?
What the Panama Canal? Is Of the greatest conquests
OF engineering Of the grandst benefits secured
word' Or cheap promoters trick to skin the neighbours
The evening world., 1912-08-13
The Penalty of POliteness

W/HEN James J. I'M Is in the humor b.
w will tell sou Of particularly polAI
brakeman IN the West wao never tired Of
answering tho innlmcfahle Gl1stor5 cut to hin
concerning the scen!c features a.ong ais line
Usually this brakeman formed part Of . csvw
that comprised q coaGacsoE who was somethin1
Of Crouch.
On one occasion when the polite brakeman bsd
been for SONS time espa,iating upon the beauties
OF nature as seen from the car window . passsn.
ser waspered TO the conductor:
Can you tell me how the brakeman loe< hi.
foreingcri de seems 10 be . nice fellow"
sure, he's nice tellosr' assented tbs rruueh,
conductor. That's the trouble. Why, that ri.
iew - % ohtyinS that hs's worn hi linsur n
Vun1an6 - - ee0HH aAno ~ HnauHusN
The evening world., 1912-08-13
Fixing Them.

A n English clergyman Waiting this country
~ tolls Of . Bishop in England who when
"a a nsw ehu-th in his tiDSesc was TO lie
co,,e,,sted received many letter. corr ii'aing h"t
tha architect had disfiguIsd .e Interior with
useless dscoradohs
Tie Bishop decided to uase an inspee'''n
a, the new building. and accordingly summoned
Hs srchitect TO meet him there
The Bishop could find 40 hia. wong nnlii
,,,.t Al he reached the ohantel he clnrccd 20
eetoh sight Of four wooden images apparently
u,srding the pulpit.
what do those figures represent" he asked
The four eyanselsis.'
They appear 10 he asleep"
"Do you Thus sol"
II certainly DO"
Whereupon the architect called out to . man
who wac at work on one OF the pews:
The evening world., 1912-08-13
A Cheerful View.
MASSACHUSETTS family had q

A MASSACHUSETTS family had . family
~ horse OF watch they were very fond.
When 1t got too old for service they sent
II to spend Its declining years In the pastures
Of farmer friend
inasmnch as the distance would be too much
iot ola FRANK he was shipped by rail to his new
Among those who watched hs departure with
regret was the owners cigh;-yea r.old daughter
for long time she sat g1olniy LOOKING out
OF window. At last after a deep sigh. shs
turned With cheerful expression to her father
and said:
vas Just thiudng how funny old Frank
mnst look sitting On the ill.h cushions "-Lippln.
COTS.