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The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
MIGHT HAVE PUT LAST FIRST
Old Lady Wound W win Gxeslisnt
Nssssn fer Net Liking the
0omlRis's osrmoN.

Walter d. Moody. meanaging direc
tor Of the Chicago plan commission,
told the following story at . recent
luncheon Of the Chicago real estate
board:
A Scotch clergyman who had made
. particularly brilliant attempt (aa
he thought) In the preparation Of .
certain sermon. felt highly elatsd on
the Sunday on which 1t was delivered
Walking homo from church after
tho service he encountered an old
lady who was one of his stanchest
Pensioners. Slipping his arm through
hers he asked:
"Aunty. how did you like my ser.
mon todayf" Expecting. Of course, tc
receive . nne word OF approval from
the devout old lady. who was q great
sdmirer Of the minister. he was cha.
grined when she replied: Good do
mimic. I did not like It,
you did not like It. aunty! Well,
what was the reason?"
There are three reasons"
Three reasons! declare! I pray
what way the FIRST one?'
Il do not like sermons that are
'ead."
That was not disconcerting. 30 the
minister pressed the old lady for the
second reason.
WELL" she said. Il did not like the
way you read It,"
Come now. aunty." continued the
minister. that 10 not 80 bad. What
vas the fnal reason?'
well. dinna like to tell you, good
johnnie. but I thought 1t wasn't
worth reading"
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
CHRIsT1AN CHURCH

Dstvssa JrinaA - ~ oesoae Az.
10 .. ~ Bible school Clossss fer
al agss.
II Q. n.-CoanunioA.
%. a.-Christiaa E.dssvss.
S:so ?. =, Wsdsssday-Praysf nsst-
Ing.
S:3o P. n, Thsrsday-PrsasAine ear
vices BY Rev. Jasper Boga~
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09

6roeklya. n. Z.
n ov. 3. - The
0ro0kly1 AeaAe0y
0f - . ste " Q .
cfOwde1 to ths Nm
Il to-day to Aoar
Pastor Ruoaell's
aial'Oufne % the
"Battls q AfUa-
eoddOn." His text
was: He gathered
them together unto
q placed called In
the Hebrew tongue
Ar age d d O u."
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
Nothing Like System.

Don't tell me you can't remember
things!" murmured Jobbs to Dobbs.
Memory is all mater OF system.
Now. In what year was the Battle OF
Asincourt fought?" ,--.-..
DOGGs pleaded lnat has .,Ie..1or -. ...si Il;
ed him on that interesting historical
fact.
"Exactly!" replied Jo6bs. "Now,
how many days are there in Q weekY'
"Seven." came the answer.
'sVery well. Twice seven are four
teen. Multiply BY y hundred-four
teen hundred. Number OF days IN
June, thirty. Halt Of thirty, ffteea.
Fifteen and fourteen hundredr
Fourteen hundred and ilfteen," !"
hazarded pobbs.
"Right! That'sithe year Of the hat
tie. System, my boy. That's. WAas
DOES it-systeals
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
lRMAcEDDoN OF
the SCRIPTURES
Startling Ptessalaiioa d eoa
Il eyost&
hsTu assal's VIEWS

ehwss,sss q AM osas~i~sAisas s~d ti,s
Civil ps~srs q esSeh Ars Abe~t -
Usits n csaae~ csSes-ee~ssfvi
t~avs~ss ersesrsa0 esr ~ osaGis
- ArAaostAs~-A 0eiOa - Aaorssy
WIN D tas assStt - ~ vtsrts~s
Uaau vhs aaessish Yshss ceaersa.
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
SPECIAL RATES VIA RIO aRAMon

SPECIAL RATES VIA RIO 0RAN0O
Aspen and return, Sunday only. $50
Aspen and return, Sat. and Sun. e3.So
Carbondsle, Sat. and San ...... 10
DeBeque, Sat. and Sun. 145
Grand Junction, Sat. and Sun. :. $50
Grand Junction, Sunday only. 500
Grand Valley, Sat. and Sun. -. 3-es
New Csstle, Sat. and San- ...... rs
Ralisade, Sat. and Sun- ........ $50
RiAs, Sat. ..d su.. ,... LEO
EisAiAg and hunting rate, tarse sr
, usss psstiss - sas tsshst, AaH
nAsss nait ~ 1ays
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09

teen nlf1iOraiU.s are there. ntseitiis
less prophecy requires an evidently
larger number Of wealthy Hebrews TO
be there before the Armageddon crisis
he reached indeed We understand
that Jacobs trouble" In the Holy
Land will come at the very close OF
Arma geddou. Then Messiah's King
dom will bpgin to he manifested
Thenceforth Israel In the. land Of prom
ise will gradually rise from the ashes
"f the pnst to the grandeur Of pr"nh
ecy Through its. Divinely appointed
prinsrs Mc~siah's Kiuxsiam. nii-p,wpr
ful but tnrtalhse viii hegtn to roll
awas - ers1e sssi - W. 10 oankinA
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
METHODIST CHURCH
$40 Blake Avenue

800 Blake Avenue
10 .. m.-Sunday School.
II q: m.-Preaching services. Sub
ject "Man' 3 Need of God.0
$3.50 p. m.-Epworth League.
1880 p. m.-Sermon by J. ]. Lace; d.
D., of Grand Junction.
GEO. F. KLEIN, Pastor.
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
CHURCHES
1nsf cHulcH OF cHaIsf scn11o.

Sunday School, 10 .. \.
Sunday services, II .. L.
Wednesday evening service, . P. \.
Beading room il open Monday, Wed
nssday and Saturday from to p,
L., sos Ninth street. All are welcome.
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09

@Orut CuAS4Ctet VI al W0O Will enilSt
and lsht on His side Of any question
''His servants they are to whom they
render service" whatever the motive
or object prompting them
The aame principles will apply In the
coming Battle Of ArmaEeddoa. Gods
side Of that battle will be the peoples
side. and the very nondescript host.
the people. will be pitted at the begin
ming of the battle. Anarchists. Social
lists. and hot headed radicals of every
school OF reason and unreason, will he
In the forefront Of that battle. The
majority of the poor and the middle
class prefer peace at almost any price.
A comparatively small number. Gods
consecrated people, Will at heart he
longing for Messiah's Kingdom These
will hide the Lords time and wait pa
tientsy for II: they will be of good
courage, knowing the onfcome outlined
y! =. .s,xsS :,xaS ...$: =
to which they have done well to take
heed. ''as unto light shining in a
dark place until the Day dawn. I'll
Peter L 10
The masses will he restless Of their
restraints. but will he conscious OF
their own weakness M compared TO the
Rings and princes. financial. religious
and political. which Will then hold
sway. Resides. the masses have no
sympathy with anarchy. They realize
truly that the worrt fnrm of govern
meit Is hrft~r than none. The masses
will srs'h relief thrsuxh the issliut and
peNcefui se-adtsstnseat u esrshs af
fairs ~ IT, elaselaasSoe 81 evii. for
The Glenwood post., 1912-11-09
msAAs MzD
Aspen anl return

Aspen snA return ........ .ol0
BasA4t and return ..... -
Grand Junction and return ... -
Mast and return ...... LII
Norrie and return - Ii
kuedi ard return .............. IL
Thonasviile and return . AD
Saturday aAa Sunday. Return lGaaAnD
Aspen and return ............. -
Carbondale and return .......... -
DeBeque and return ............ ~
Grand Junction aad return 1000. -
Grand Valley and return ....... 10
Mast and return l.............. -
New Castle and return ....... -
Norrie and return ............. -
Palisade and return ........... ~
Ride and return .............. lO
Ruedi and return .............. laD
rhonasville and return ......... -
fer parties Of three o. ases - -
ticket.
Fishing and hunting ratss, Aall fsss
$1,000 the rousl trip Desvss 80
Colorado Spring. 70 GlesvssA ~ -
tsrs every Friday ssd saturday.
TIE MIDLAND DOV11
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
A Valuable Suggestion
IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE.

1t is now conceded by physicians
that the kidneys should have more at
tention as they control the other or
gans to a remarkable degree and do
tremendous amount of work in re-
moving the poisons and waste matter
from the system by filtering the
blood.
During the winter months especial
ly, when we live an indoor life, the
kidneys should receive some assist
ance when needed, as we take less
exercise, drink less water and often
eat more rich heavy food thereby
forcing the kidneys to do more work
than Nature intended. Evidence of
kidney trouble, such as lame back,
inability to hold urine, smarting or
burning, brick-dust or sediment, SAL
low complexion, rheumatism. may be
weak or irregular heart action, warns
you that your kidneys require help
Immediately to avoid more serious
touble.
An herbal medicine containing no
minerals or opiates has the most heal
ing influence. An ideal herbal COM
pound that has had most remarkable
success as kidney and bladder rem
edy is DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by mail, absolutely free,
Address DIR. Kilmer g. Co, Bingham
ton, N. Y, and mention the Pendle-
ton Daily East Oregonlan.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
TROOPS MAY Be
ORDEREDITO HOQU|AM
STRIKE SITUATION ON GRAYS
HARBOR BECOMES SERIOUS
Mayor Attempting 10 Have Millowners
and Strikers Arbitrate Differences
One Mill Arms Strikcbreakcrs for
Protection.

Hoquiam, Wash, March 29.-That
Grays Harbor cities will be under
martial law within a few hours seems
certain from the rioting here yester-
day when $50 strikers barred the en-
trance to the Hoquiam Lumber G.
Shingle company mill and refused to
permit any laborers to enter the
yards. Some of the non-strikers were
handled roughly and the police were
unable to cope with the situation.
Mayor Ferguson spoke to the men
and said he would call a meeting of
the business men and miIImen this af-
ternoon to arbitrate the matter. II
this fails trouble with likely ensue.
The strikers then marched to the
f. X. Wood mill, where they were
greeted with stream of water from
a hose and were beaten back out of
the yards
ANY effort to can out the state
troops to quell the impending strike
troubles here will be met with great
opposition" said w. j. Patterson, a
prominent banker He and other
business men We're opposed to calling
out the state troops. while w. A.
Thorn. secretary of the l. w. w. strike
committee, voiced the same statement
The situation is still grave one, the
Hoquiam police being compelled to
draw their guns in protection.
Had they killed one OF our mer
we would have torn them to pieces
| also the scabs they We're protecting
said a striker.
The Grays Harbor Commercial
company at Cosmopolis yesterday re-
oeived a shipment of $50 30-30 rifles
and Manager Neil Cooney says tba
| he will resist any attempt to entel
his property. a live wire of higl
voltage is said TO be stretched around
the plant.
The commissaries and soup house
established i'm both cities are flourish
ing, and 5000 men are being fed daily
There are on.y three mills operating
in Hoquiam, the Wood, Eureka an,
Grays Harbor plants.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
that's safest Price SO cents and 81,
Trial bottle free at Koeppens.

There is more Catarrh In this section of
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years was
supposed to be incurable. For a great
many years doctors pronounced II local
disease and prescribed local remedies, and
by constantly falling to cure with local
treatment. announced It incurable. Science
has proven catarrh to be a constitutional
disease and therefore requires constitu.
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by r. J. Cheney & Co, To
ledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure
on the market. 1t Is taken internally In
doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful 1t
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. They offer one hun
dred dollars for any case 1t falls to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address: r. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo,
Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
ReneIs Attack Of Death.

Five years ago two doctors told
me I had only two years to live" This
startling statement was made by Still
man Green. Malachite, Col. ''They
told me 1 would die of consumption
1t was up to me to try the best lung
medicine and I began to use DR.
Kings New Discovery. 1t was we'll
did. for today am working and be-
lieve owe my life to this great throa,
and lung cure that has cheated the
grave Of another victim" It's folly to
suffer with coughs, colds or other
throat troubles now. Take the cure
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
MRS. W.R. LONGH0RN
ILL At AERM|ST0M
Especial Correspondence.)

Hermiston, Ore. March 29.-Mrs.
William r. Longhorn is very seriously
i'll at her home on the project.
William Donovan. formerly a part
owner of the Hermiston Mercantile
company of this place, has recently
purchased billiard room at Lewis
ton. Idaho and will move his family
there
Mrs. lila Smith went to Port and
today to take treatment, accompanied
by her sister, Mrs. Kern.
DR.. Monkman was called to Una
tlla today
A. l. Larson went to Umatilla this
morning on business connected with
the First National Bank of Hermis-
ton.
Mr.. Ward of Echo was In Hermiston
today on business with the United
States commissioner.
r. Alexander of the Alexander de-
partment store of Pendleton, was a
visitor on the project today.
]. II. Reid of the Hermiston Bank
and Trust company, returned from
Portland today where he had been
on business for several days.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
Your druggist will refund money
u PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any
,ase Of Itching Blind. Bleeding or
orotruding Piles in 6 to II days. soc.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29

thma, Fever, Cancer and private d.
seases Of men and women. II peo-
pie want a safe cure to obtain the
roots and herbs compounded medi-
cines. We have hundreds OF .testi-
monials from prominent people, on
file, which are open for public in
spection.
If you. live out of town, come or
write for free symptom blank and
circulars Consultation free.
YORK & YORK, CHINESE MEDI-
CINE COMPANY,
% w. Alder st. Walla Walla, Wn.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29

Standing on the bank the man
"hallowed" for half an hour. FL
nally he heard an answering shout
and called out a warning to ]. f.
Daniel, who tagged the train Just as
1t neared the brink of the stream.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29

Etchison of st. Joseph, Mo, was found
here in a cheap rooming house, after
having been missing several weeks.
His brother will arrive here to take
charge of him.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
TRAIN WRECK AVERTED
BY SICK MANS DREAM
Section Foreman Drags Himself Six
Miles 10 Find Trestle Is Washed

Administrations from a dream
that a nearby trestle on the South
ern Railroad had been washed away,
o. r. Kitchins. a section foreman, al
though suffering from illness. went
20 South River, six miles from Allan
IA. before dawn to discover that his
dream was a reality.
The foreman found that the stream
swollen by heavy rains, had carried
away a trestle spanning a 65-foot
chasm. A passenger train from At
lanta to Columbus Ga, soon was due
at the opposite side of the river, but
Kitchins had no means OF crossing the
river. which was three-quarters of a
mile wide.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
RICH YOUTH FOUND IN RAGS.

Tampa.-Ragged and destitute and
saying he has lost or has been rob-
bed Of, currency and bank certificates
amounting to nearly 100000. J. r
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29
Abundant Health is assured. VIII

there is good blood in the veins.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the medicine
to make good blood. Begin taking it
now. 1t is just what the system needs
at this time and will do you great
good. Sharpens the appetite, steadies
the nerves
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29

When It comes to the truth, even
a druggist Is unable to supply anything
"just as good"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-29

YORK & YORK.
the Chinese doc
tors, with wond-
erful remedies
Compounded from
Harmless q n Il
Non-P o 8 OnOus
Roots and Herbs,
are successfully
treating many OBJ
stinate cases of
Kindeny, Stomach
L u n g. Heart.
Rheumatism. As
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-12-25
CHILD'S BURNS RESULT IN
DEATH
TwO-Year-Old Daughter of Herman
COmonie, Whites Valley, Terribly
Burned Playing Near Open
Fire Place.

After a days intense suffering
death ended the little life of the two
year-old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Herman Comonie, of Whites Valley,
who was so horribly burned on Fri
day last.
The little tots clothing, during
play, brushed near the fire place,
the home being formerly used as a
club house, and the light material
became ignited. The flames spread
rapidly and soon the little helpless
child was enveloped in fire. Its
screams brought the mother, but it
was too late. The little one had
swallowed some of the deadly
fumes, and besides her body was bad
ly burned Her sufferings came to
an end on Saturday after all was
done that loving hands could do to
save the little ones life. The funer-
al was held on Tuesday.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-12-25
new ENGLAND SOCIETY HOLD
BANQUET
Twenty-Sixth Annual Dinner of So
ciety Takes Place i'm Hotel Casey
in Scranton Honcsdale
Members and Guests


The New England Society of
Northeastern Pennsylvania honored
the memory of the pilgrim fathers
for the twenty-siXth time at Hotel
Casey in Scranton Friday night at its
annual banquet.
There were only three toasts re-
sponded to, but those three responses
when weighed and analyzed deter
mined the banquet's success.
The attendance numbered about
one hundred and fifty and they
heard probably more good stuff"
got more laughter, more tips for
serious thought from the three re-
sponses than even the speakers
themselves were conscious of supply
ing.
Rev. r. P. Kreitler, rector of St.
Luke's, made his appearance for the
first time before an assemblage of
men on such an occasion. William
A. Glasgow, of Philadelphia, men
! toned as a probable choice of Pres
{ ident-elect Wilson for the cabinet
| position of attorney general, and
Rev. James NJ. Farrar, l.. L. D., of
| Brooklyn, n. Y, were the other
! speakers. Former Judge George S.
Ferris, of Wilkes-Barre, acted as
| POSTMASTER.
Judge Ferris, who was a victim of
the fortunes of politics at a recent
election, promptly told the assem-
| blage among number of things that
being out of a job, the New Eng
land Society made him the toast
| master" Mr.. Glasgow spoke on the
Puritan and the Cavalier" DR..
! Kreitler responded to the toast "Un-
! opened Parcels" and DR.. Farrar's S
toast was "Forefathers' Day"
Wayne county and especially
| Honesdale claims a goodly number
of members of the New England So
| ciet of Northeastern Pennsylvania
and a few of whom were present.
Among those present from Homes
dale We're Charles P. Searle, R. Mil
ton Salmon, Edward d. Katz, w. G.
Blakney, and l.. A. Howell The first
two mentioned are members of the
society and the others were guests.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-12-25
NOT MUCH TINE LEFT FOR
RUNNING.

In Holland, births, marriages and
deaths, instead of being recorded in
newspapers, are indicated by wind
mills. When a miller gets married
he stops his mill with the arms of the
wheel in a slanting position and with
the sails unfurled. His friends and
guests frequently do likewise with
their mills, in token OF the ceremony.
To indicate a birth the wheel is
stopped with the arms in a slanting
position, but at a more acute angle
than for a marriage and with the
two upper sails unfurled. Should a
miller die the sails of his mill are all
furled and the wheel is turned round
until the arms form an upright cross,
in which position they are left until
after the funeral has taken place.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-12-25
WASTE OF MONEY FOR
TOWNSHIP ROADS.

UniontoWn, Pa, December 23.-
So startling are the facts uncovered
by a committee of the Automobile
Club of Fayette county with regard
to the wastefulness of the township
road supervisor system, that Judge
Robert E. Umbel has incorporated
the entire report in his charge to the
December Grand Jury.
In brief, the report shows that in
ten years the enormous sum of four
and one-half million dollars has been
expended on the highways" of Fay
cite county-''enough to have paw
ed every principal highway and most
of the byways in the county with
brick and yet, remarks the Union
town Morning Herald, lit is we'll
known fact that no county in the
State has worse roads than this.
Officers of the Pennsylvania Mo
tor Federation and others interested
in achieving genuine good roads for
Pennsylvania are pointing to the
Fayette county case as illustrating
the folly of a few opponents of the
proposed $50,000,000 State road
bond issue who contend that the
State road bond issue who contend
| that. the State should turn it's road
spend.
Judge Umbel, in his charge to the
| Grand Jury, declares the data col
lected with reference to the expendi-
ture road money covering the last
| ten years in Fayette county ''is GER
| tainly astounding" 1t shows that
the townships alone have levied and
collected for roads in the last ten
years $685. ,9S7S3. This does not
include the boroughs, which during
the same period, have levied and col
lected 1851, 1,696.SS, making total
of taxes collected for road purposes
or by the boroughs and townships OF
Fayette county of S3,91S,6S4.71. In
addition the county has expended
during the same period in the con-
struction and acquiring of new
bridges, which are part of the
highway system, the sum of S426,-
202.34, and during the same period
for the repair of old bridges the
sum of $67,412.70, making a totaI
expenditure by the county fol
bridges of S493, ,615.04; this added
to the amount collected by direct
taxation in the townships and bor'
oughs amounts to S4,412,299.75
which has been collected and eX
pended on public roads and bridge!
in the last ten years. This does mo-
include the amount contributed by
the state in building of state roads
for the amount contributed by the
state under the Jones Dirt Road Law
recently passed, nor does it include
any damages paid by the county il
the opening of new roads or the pay
of road viewers, litigation, etc.
The court urges that copy of thi'
statement be placed in the hands o
every taxpayer and that the citizens
be induced "to take an interest com
mensurate with the Importance o
the matter and see to it that thu
hundreds of thousands and millions
of dollars that are collected TO
highway purposes are properly anC
honestly expended"