The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-07-26
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-AsroR HEIR IN TWO WEEKS

Examiner headline. One guess. only.
Boy or girl
DISPATCHES have it that the church
is going to use influence to stop the
revolutions down in South America
When the church gets through it might
come up to Gary and corral Don Por-
1rio Diaz Knots and General Orozco
Castleman.
so Brother Tom O'Conne1l has donned
the Harbor fan mantle and Is to be the
Charley Comiskey of the place. This
makes it better than ever for Crown
Point to head the Ieague-that is. read
ing the schedule upwards.
IN passing 1t will not be out of place
to mention that George Mustard is the
chief of police down at Rensselaer,. IT'S
said he makes it hot for speeders.
ONE good thing about the bull moose
convention Is that you can go into
Chicago while the sessions are and
know IN advance that you can get a
hotel room without any trouble.
They are using thirteen men on
California juries very successfully.
but effort TO use five aces in one polk
er game met with It's usual failure at
Gary yesterday. One man was shot
in the leg. ones skull was fractured
and two are missing."-Indianapo
News.
WILL some one kindly cable down to
the Marion county corn fields and let
The News know that the poker game
was on the Kankakee river? Both the
Gary and Kankakee countries are NUT
ually opposed to being placed in the
| same class.
ONE reason that they don't like
young women In bridge whist clubs Ia
that there is always one who will refer
| to her husband as Mister" and another
who will persist in telling about baby's
cute sayings
IN the meantime Brother Bill Taft is
| saving wood and saying nothing.
WHY is 1t that some men watt away
| ten spot seeing the Cubs or Sox and
| then kick like steer when wife
| wants $3.50 to buy an electric iron for
the hot days?
| JUDGING from the fried chicken and
green corn stories out of Kansas the
hired man has a soft snap these days.
MODERN EvE-we meant the Fern
Leaf clubf not the Fig Leaf club. would
| give the social. AS usual, the proof
readers fault.
SOME one down in Center township
reports the katydid being heard six
| weeks ahead OF time. Nothing to 1t.
| Merely the chipping of the bull moose
| in search for fodder.
| AS near we can figure IL out the
committee that was appointed some
months ago to get better mail service
| between the cities of the Calumet
region is about as busy as a member
OF the Indiana Legislature between ses-
sions-
A DOWN the district paper has a
want ad which reads that an expert
enced man and wife. no children" want
a position. Now, experienced in what ?
UNDERSTOOD that Crown Point II
| to have two more cops on it's night po-
| lice force. Always did say that when
that interurban line got running UP to
the Gary great white way that the
county seat natives would begin to
| stay out later than 9 o'clock.
| LIFE is something like the sinuous
Grand Calumet river. You never know
what the next turn Is going to be.
BY Jumping Jupiter, when 1t isn't
LaFoilette In the Wisconsin dispatches
| IT is a food up In the lumber camps.
HARVARD scientists are in big fight
| as to whether corn on the cob is a cere-
al or a vegetable At our boarding
house 1t is a rarity.