Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-12-20

uillii lie got out or OfflCe.
When a man wears good clothes its
a cinch that somebody has to work for
them. either himself or his Wife.
Anne HillilSer's nose is so red that
1T .singes his mustache. AM Was
brought Up in Il drug store county.
You can't always judge the neigh
Dor by the clothes that hang out on
the line.
No Teller kin be classed AS amor
the truly rich until he has been called
to testify before the campaign fund
investigating committee.
1t is a durn sight easier to run an
oatmobile than it is to buy n
whether the rubber plant is going to
freeze than they do about who's go
ing to be elected president.
After Il Teller has learned to run Il
nothing like an automobile or
a locomotive gives him the leaSt trou.
BILE.
A Teller who thinks that the horse
is down and out ought to go and try
to buy One.
WHEN A FELLEH's IN LOVE.
When a feller's In love. it's a dandy
old world;
There is JOY and content in the
breeze.
All his troubles and woes to the four
iAA0c =
And the birds sweetly chirp i'm the
trees.
When she lays her blond head on a
feller's broad chest
And she says that she loves him for
fair:
That he is her Lochinvar out of the
Then he feels like a Quadmillionaire.
When a %feller's in love he will talk
like a nut
And he writes stuff that amt fit to
He VIII h1'n Ma,k dow, t,a .+ra.t witt,
important strut
just as though he could buy out q
mint.
He will put on his collar n necktie
by gum
Seven days in the week and he'll
primp
And he'll put his old savings
on the bum
And he'll act like a regular simp.
He will swallow the CUFF that she
feeds him so we'll
h can lead him around by the
nose.
She can make him jump through when
she works her wierd spell.
h can lead him right on to repose.
She IA throw him down in a flint
hearted way.
She can turn him right out in the
cold.
She can PASS back his ring in a manner
that's gay.
And can spurn his affection and gold.
When a ~feller's in love he's a true
candidate
Flo the insane asylum no doubt.
There is never a cure for the dippy
love state;
1t has just got to wear itself. out.
He is looney, he's batty, bereft of his
sense,
He's as shy of gray matter above
As the tomcat who yells on a back
alley fence.
Yes, he is. when a feller's in love.
THE DIFFERENCE.
When a pusson has got money. go
where'er he may.
1t IL: "Howdy, Misto Johnsing.
won't you step dis way?
Come right up an jine de party. have
a good cigah.
And a little lobstah suppah a a
auto car"
Other times he may be achin' TO a
meal and smoke,
But he never gifts invited when he's
clean dead broke.
When a pusson's got a bank roll dat
would choke a boss.
All the people touch dey hats an
holler: "Howdy. Boss"
He kin drink an de races an
shoot craps a lot.
An de people merely murmur: Oats
a way he's got" \
But dey won't stan It a minute FUN
a cheap skate moke.
Fob deys always got a hannah TO
de guy what's broke
Now. ii To- a watahmillion should a
pore man pine.
An should 90 an lift 1t gently from
de rich mans vine,
He'd git ninety days IN prison or per-
haps a year.
Now de rich man steals a million as
An de folks dey make a hero Of do
old rich bloke;
But It's different wild de pusson who
am clean dead broke.
Now dere am a good time comm To-
de ten cent guys,
An de rich folks dey will learn Il
wild q deep surprise.
II dey chance to 70. to Glory. devil
see pore folks there,
All a-playin' harps an wearin' Of de
crown so rare.
An de rich KANT buy no better ones
When 1t comes to flashin' money
dey'n be all dead broke.
THE NAN WORTH WHILE.
When you have seven millions.
And lead the cotillions
And have Is automobiles,
And live in 9 mansion
With o fOfexpansion.
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