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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
ENANJ TFHNSPOR;
81 NzoNzENT
By RON X. NfOuETON.

Don't forget to buy a glass of that
ten-cent raspberry jam.
Stop and ask about those photos, see
If you can get a proof.
Tell the tinsmith to get busy and come
up ana fix the roof.
There's no coal left in the basement,
better order up a ton.
See if fish are in the market. Get
trout if they have one.
Bring three yards of baby ribbon; ask
them for an Alice blue.
Get a small can of pimentoes and
cucumber or two.
If they've any nice head lettuce, bring
along a pound of that.
On your way home stop and see If they
have finished my new hat.
Get teething ring for baby and
half a pound Of nails;
While you're in the hardware store
just bring along two ten-quart
pals.
Don't forget to buy some f1xings to re-
pair the garden hose.
Take my glasses, have them frightened;
they won't stay upon my nose.
Don't forget the Sunday dinner. Get
a chicken if they're nice.
Better stop in, sure this morning and
tell them to start our ice"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
Wife-Made Men.

The first passion Of a woman is her
love for her children.
Is that true?
If 1t Is true, her second passion Is
her desire to make a man of her hus-
band.
We hear much about self-made men.
II might do us good 20 hear more
about wife-made men.
There are a lot of them. Many of
the best men in the world-the greatest
in craftsmanship. science. art and lit
erature-have freely acknowledged
their indebtedness to women. Per-
haps to their wives they are indebted
possibly to other women.
A wise wife is she who completely
fills her function, being comrade and
source of inspiration. II she doesn't
do 1t. some other woman may. Not
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
NAILED UP IN ATTIC,
MAN FOUND STARVING
BY Associated Press.

Chicago, July Louis Hayer, "a
years old, was found unconscious from
starvation in the attic of his home
here last night after his relatives and
friends had been searching the city
for him for six days.
Haver was recovering from a long
illness at the time Of his disappear
ance. Carpenters were shingling his
house and he went to the roof to watch
them. Growing tired of this, he crawl
ed through a hole into the attic and
fell asleep. The carpenters, not know
ing he was there, completed their
work and went away. When HaveI'
awakened he had no means of es-
cape.
He tried to attract the attention of
those in the house and when this fail
ed he even dug at the boards with his
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
TUESDAY. JULY ?. 1919.
A Teachers
Good Fortune.

A Long Island City school teacher,
who has fallen heir to 100000, an
nounces that she will continue to teach
and hopes to be more efficient than
before.
TN fact. my money win help me in
my work" she says, and l shall spend
some of it for that purpose. 1 am
going to build a nice little home with
part Of the money, where 1 can be
handy to the school and give more
time to it than I have given pre-
viously"
Wise girl!
Nine people out Of ten would allow
sudden acquisition of riches to end
their usefulness
They would sit down and rust away.
They might give little Of their
money and therefore imagine them
selves benefactors; but Of them
selves they would give nothing; they
would isolate themselves in "exclu-
siveness," and their sympathies would
soon be damned up for want Of out
let.
Here is one who loves her work for
it's own sake. She loves it. not for
what she can get out of it, but for
what she can put into it.
Her incentive to work is not the
mere animal need of subsistence, but
the human impulse to be of service to
mankind. There is one of the lines
that divide the animal from the hui
man being. But how many of us
walking on two legs can honestly
claim to have crossed that line?
Like the lowest Of animals, the moss
of US grub to crafty our animal wants
aud have little practical thought OF
alEahing beyond. Some Of us, wher
we think we have accumulated enough
sit down and devote the rest of life tc
consuming 1t. Many of US have not
even the good sense Of the ant, but
dissipate our substance as fast as we
get 1t, work only to get it, and get il
only to spend It.
1t would be impossible even to guess
what proportion of us calling ourselves
human because we have lost our tails
and walk on two legs have any def
mite purpose in life other than to get
all we can by giving as little as pos
sible.
No doubt It is well for our self
respect as a species that the true pro-
portion must remain a secret.
Big headlines are deemed justified
in the newspaper announcement that
a school teacher who has been re-
lieved Of the animal necessity for work
will continue to work anyway. II
really is extraordinary that this girl, a
type of highest womanhood, should
prove herself something more than
mere animal in the matter Of money.
OF course, we can pooh pooh and
say we would all do as she Is doing
but the fact is that when It is up to
us, even in little things precious few
of us make good.
This girl is wise in recognizing that
her greatest fortune lies not in hel
100000, but in the fact that she has
work to do and the heart to do 1t ir
spite of her handicap of money.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned, have known f.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, and be.
lieve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions ana financially able to
carry out any obligations made by his
firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. Testi-
monials sent free. Price rs cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for eonstipa-
ton.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
Accordinn to uncIs Abner.

The main difference between a
journalist and a newspaper man is
that the latter can make a living at
It.
Elmer Jones says he can eat almost
anything. Mince pie ought to hit him
about right, then.
Hold Purdy says he very rarely goes
by saloon and he never does unless
his wife is watchin' him.
Some fellers don't believe in signs,
but the fact win always remain that
the best buckwheat cakes are the ones
that have the most holes in them.
Elmer Jones has written a musical
comedy that will probably never be
produced. He made the fatal mistake
of putting a plot into it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

every wife earnestly seeks to be a
helpful companion. Not every one
who tries succeeds.
The wife who contributes to her
husbands uplift and helps to enlarge
his vision must not be denied high
credit for his career. The best part
of many man is the femininity which
comes from his wife. High character
which counts for his success may
have originated in her. His ideals
may have come from her; to her he
may owe his purposes.
And her joy in it is exquisite. This
is a woman's greatest work, next to
the rearing of her children-if it is
second to that. And in all great work
there is keen pleasure.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
FLORIDA STATE COLLEGE FOR WOMEN
Tallahassee

College Of Arts and Sciences, Normal
School with kindergarten Department,
School of Music, School of Art, School OF
Expression, Home Economics Depart
ment with Extension Division. Beauti-
full location, beautiful buildings and
frst-ciass equipment throughout Tuition
free. Other expenses very low. For in
formation, address
EDWARD coNRApL Pres.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
THE STATE UNIVERSITY
N-F~~.sfIIa EIa~fI.

Next Session Opens September 18th, 1912
The University of Florida offers excel
lent opportunity for the liberal and pro
fessional education Of Florida young men
at the actual cost Of living. High mora
tone Scholarly faculty. Beautiful build.
ings. Attractive Campus. Nearly 30C
per cent increase in attendance during
the past three years. Leader in Ath.
letics and other forms of student activi
ties. Send for Catalogue.
A. A. MURPHREE, Pres.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
City Tax Collectors Per
Sonal Tax Notice,

Notice is hereby given that the Tax
Assessment books of the City of Pen
sacola are now open in my office for the
payment of taxes for the year 1911, and
naming unpaid, so days after the date
Of this notice. will be enforced by levy
and sale as provided by law.
Dated this 10th day of May, A. d. 1912.
J. c. WHITING,
Tax Collector, City of Pensacola.
1Omay2mo
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

: no NFIUIOo OF d tINSUaIU
is too important a matter for woman
to be handicapped by weakness, bad
blood or foul breath. Avoid these kill
hopes by taking DR.. Kings Life Pills.
New strength, fine complexion, pure
breath, cheerful spirits-things that
win men follow their use. Easy, safe,
sure. Csc. w. A. DAlemberte.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

In Pennsylvania a preacher has re-
signed his charge to engage in the
beer business, but coming so soon af-
ter the news which told of the number
of Roosevelt votes cast there 1t does
not create any sensation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

San Francisco is preparing to ex-
pend eighty million dollars on the
Panama exposition. This doubtless is
money we'll expended, but should the
whole state of Florida put out that
much money in exploiting Florida there
would be such an influx of home
seekers as no country ever enjoyed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

The stay-at-homes are getting the
best watermelons in the world. But
the Alabama summer visitors are
equally as fortunate since they have
learned to come to Pensacola to re-
cuCerate.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

That Republican steam roller ought
10 be used in building the national
highways for which money was APP
propriated by the last congress.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Just why a woman viii make her
baby wear three or four times as
many clothes as 1t needs while she
wears few is more than the single man
at least can understand.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

The way to make meat cheap is to
quit eating 1t, says the Houston Post.
On the same theory no doubt q man
will find cheap way to dress his wife
is not to have one.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Jacksonville should employ w. J..
Burns to capture the many criminals
there, thinks the Punta Gorda Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Whatever may be said about Bryan's
fights all have to agree that he fights
in the OPEN
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Two hundred million dollars will be
spent by American women this year
for clothing, and even at that the dear
creatures will have to go half dressed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

The league is certainly proud of
Gone Johnson and 1t will now go in to
make him governor Of Texas-the
league believes in keeping its man in
the front.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

LOCALIZED selling of the stuff thai
ruins the minds of legislators will
never be tolerated in the city situated
in the hills of Leon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

We should think the convention has
gone long enough to satisfy even the
moving picture men.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
win with Wilson.

Miss Beulah Kenard was address,
ing an audience of Cleveland girls the
other day and said twentieth century
girls are less modest than any since
the days of Louis XVI. Beulah ought
to be a little modest in her utter
ances.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Here's hoping the authorities won't
consider the delegates have resided
long enough in Baltimore to assess
them for street tax
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Having to fork over eight or ten dol
lars a day to the hotel keepers is
enough to make the delegates angry,
fighting in the convention being a
natural result
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

An effort is to be made to improve
the weather service, but the Florida
weather cannot be improved.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Pensacola continues to attract the
Montgomery blondes toward the end of
every week.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

It took Wilson quite awhile to get
into the running, but he is a distance
runner and isn't much as sprinter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

II there happened to be nothing
stronger 30 drink than Judge Parker's
speech, the delega ties evidently found
plenty of water in the convention.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
Hicks CapudinS
.
Stops Headaches

Some arrangement causes every
headache. Capudine removes
the cause-whether from heat, cold.
stomach, or over-tense nerves.
Capudine acts quickly, is a
liquid = pleasant to take. 1t Is
good for colds and gripp also. Try
1T.
.10c. 25c and soc at drug stores.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

What has become of the worn-o out
phrase local self government" which
was heard a few years ago?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Things That Make Life Worth Living.
Running across the lawn in the dark
so as to save time and catching your
foot in one of those cute little croquet
arches.
Jumping out quickly in your pa :
jamas to get the morning paper and
being discovered by the lady next door,
who is sweeping her porch.
Dropping twelve eggs in a crowded
street car when there is nothing else
at home for supper.
Carrying home a large bottle of blu
ing, wrapped-SIp, and having everybody
eye it suspiciously and draw their own
conclusions.
Having a second cousin drop into
town to stay a spell when you had for
gotten that you had a second cousin
in the world.
Getting a package Of feminine ap-
parel from the laundry when you are
anxiously awaiting your own shirt so
you can got to the theatre.
When Pa Leaves Home.
Pa leaves home each blessed morning
with this ringing in his head:
Don't forget to bring spool of No. so
cotton thread.
Stop and tell the plumber surely that
our pipes have sprung a leak.
Ask the grocer for those berries that
he promised us last week
Stop and buy some meat for supper
don't get pork chops, beef or
lamb.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

This extra inning affair is giving us
too much sport for our money.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

The Glorious Fourth in Pensacola
viii be safe and sane, but most de-
lightful time for all
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Cooling breezes from the gulf make
the visitors so happy until they do
not have to go into the water to cool
off
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

It does not necessarily mean that {
square deal is a new deal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

An exchange says the turkey trot is
not a dance. No one said 1t was. 1t
is a shame.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Who cares if Arnold Bennett, who
says American men know nothing Of
making love, is telling the truth
what are the brown eyed beauties for
anyway?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

In spite Of the song that Houn'
Dawg was kicked numerically.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Five hundred Houston wives leave
that city this week, says George Bailey
of the Houston Post. Let 'em come to
Pensacola and roll on the Santa Rosa
island beach, where the rollin' is good.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Still wondering who will pay the
storage charges on the steam roller
during the off years.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02
When Pa Leaves Home.

fingers. Then he became so weak he
could try no further to make him
self heard. Finally he began to rave
from the pangs Of hunger and his
people called the police to make an in
vestiagtion. The mans rescue fol :
lowed.
R,,L A.. t.. LII .,.-. ..n..
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-07-02

Rub-My- Tism will cure you.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-27
A Back Number

2 t. the year 1000. The famous and
succcssful lady orator - addressing
large and enthusiastic audience.
Vt the end OF her speech she says:
II believe that this Is the time fo-
ne 20 publicly acknowledge my In
dchtedncss 20 one who has been my
companion. my counsellor and my
guide. vino has upheld my weary hands
when che task seemed too great for
my strength. who has checrcd me with
loving words when ] returned worn
and weary from my Arduous duties In
CLUB ana on platform. who has b.
thoughtful. constan; rnin!stratIons
given the blessed knowledge that al
ways there Is for me n haven OF refuge
and rest. a harbor OF comfort and
checr-my home. A.! that am. and
all that nave. | owe 20 that inestin-
a,lo man. my husba nd"
\. tho back OF tho hall sat lit'le.
male faced man. whose face. as those
gracious words fell on hts ears. brign;-
.red wand, rfullv. This Was her hIs-
band. All his patience and self-sacri-
acs were rewarded Al last.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-27
Fooled!

nNcE upon q time he Rad been .
~ writer o. novelties. but he found
ink so expensive that he dropped the mat
ter--the writing. not the ink-and be-
came a tramp.
SIN. even on the weary road the old.
imaginative tendency could not be shaken
on. and when he called at small VII a
one day he was feeling as he did in
former times.
A cold-visaged lady. with q shrewd eye
opened the door. and there was no sign
OF approval In the glance she bestowed
upon her visitor.
Madam" said he. 81 am the exiled
King OF CataYonia. I WAS a-hunting "a
yonder forest. but In come way became
separated from my Tetairers. nke~ lie
from gun and purse. l am footsoEe and
weary. and would fsin tarry awhile and
partake OF refreshmeat at your most hos
pitabe board
SIRE replied the lady. I'VE have
nought IN the house worthy TO set before
q king. bat ] prithee tarry awhile. SC
that may unlooss my hunting dogs
They Will escort your majesty to Yen
gates"
Bat his majesty was gone-gone far
away,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-27

wifs-bssters Ia Gernsny a.. nat
zen. 90 jail but ar arrested on lee.
.ar sprk on sataria5s ani deia nr-
a. yr.s.a t..I the she for remington
q .s1.t % M5lias-. NnAe sac o.
..le. % t.-s sc.s.ls COO t.-.s a.s
....ats 80 L4.-.i .. A.s ole 49,
'.--..s.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-01-27
Do You Know
That

A Geneva watch -mskiug arm mas jas.
| completed a wonderful watch. the only on.
OF IS kind IN the world. \ pearl. W.! N
weighs fo-fy-ive grains and has n d.tn;-
, oier o. about hal an inch. oJn.4ins a.'
/ the works II took an empioye OF tas
firm fifteen months to hollow out the
year and fix IN the wheels. Tae watcl.
which Is guaranteed TO keep good time
and may De worn 4 r.ns on tne finger.
Is FOR sac fer $4,000.
ITr-e e an ingenious customs frau.
which has been going on unperce.v~i for
nearly Two years: Customs officers eN-
aiming the cart OF man who has
r-nsseI the Itai4au-Swiss frontier three
.,r,es week for the past eighteen
,-,r.hs discovered that the axIes OF t1e
r5ec!s contained watches Altogether
400 watches were found and oOnhsca.ed
r-v-o-N N-.e,ri bei1rr'-- 20 TO Four'N
-.,,.c-, O, to Fourth Rcr mont q FOO;
A-,li'ery. native % tho lie de Re. has
,he distinction az being tie biggest SOL
f..- among the cots-rints % France. lie
yye.-rs about 80 pounds. and Is nearly
. ,eet . inches IN height. The nutho-i-
.s.a are less puzzled a5ra. His uniform
.f.n thcy are about BE- bed. for the
..4. are sa.d % ye m-le % fcsI.at.J.
.elst-5.
wife-bea;ers a. Germany a.. nat
zen. 90 jail but ar arrested on lee.
.- s.-k on SATURDAY and dcta u--
p. yr.s.a t..l the she fof remington
@ saot % M5lias-. Nnu- sac o.
...I.. % t.-s sr.s4ls COO t.4.s a.s
....ats 80 l4.-.i 80 A.s ai-s 80
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-20
NEW CAR COMPANY
Bill for Cross-ToWn Street
Railway Introduced by
Representative Cary.

To incorporate a new cross-town street
railway company, Representative Cary
Of Wisconsin introduced a bill in the
House of Representatives today. The
name of the new company is given as the
Virginia Terminal Company. and the in
corporators mentioned are Harry Ward
man. A. A. Thomas of Washington, ID.
c.. and ]. d. Dudley. /. c. Taylor and
E. F. Crawford of Virginia. The bill
specifies that the concern is to be cap
italized at half a million dollars, and
that 1t will have power to increase its
stock and purchase other lines.
The route of the proposed railway, out
lined in the bill, starts at Canal street
and goes over to Virginia and back again
across the Aqueduct Bridge to Thirty
sixth and NJ streets. along NJ street to
New Jersey avenue northwest. south on
New Jersey avenue to Massachusetts,
avenue northwest; eastward along Massa-
avenue to Union Station and
from there to B street: eastward along B
street to First street northeast; north on
First to C. west on c street to the Plaza
and back again over the same route.
The bill specifies that the tracks of
other companies may be used by the
Virginia Terminal Company where the
lines run on the same street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-05-20
Owners to Back johnson.
PRINTERS o. K. C0BB'S STAND.
Local Union Recognizes Players a
Industrial Workers.

At a meeting in Typographical Temple
yesterday Columbia Typographical Union,
No. lO1, representing about 1900 union
printers, adopted a resolution upholding
the members of the Detroit base bail
team in their strike and pledging their
moral support to Ty Cobb's Tiger team
mates.
The resolution sets forth the unions be-
lief that the summary punishment Of =
citizen for an alleged infraction of base
ball law without being given an oppor-
tunity to present his side of the case is
repugnant TO the principles OF organized
labor as well as contrary to the establish
ed standards of justice
Declaring that the Detroit players are
co-workers in the Industrial field who are
protesting against a tyrannical use OF
power toward one of their number the
resolution extends the sympathy or Co
lumbia Union. No. 1O1, to the base bali
players and pledges the moral support of
the printers TO their fellow-workers of the
Detroit team in the effort to protect them.
selves from Industrial thralldom