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New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
PSYCHOLOGY.

HUMAN EFFICIENCY. A PsycholoscA STUDY
Of Modern Problems Bv Horatio ". Dress
er. Ph. D. l2mo, pp. xi 3sT. 20. P. Put
mans Sons)
Discussing the nature and scope OF mans
powers with reference to the principles ot
scientific management. ..
WILLIAM JAMES. BY Emile BoutrouX. Mem
bre De rInstitut. Translated from the Sec
ond Edition by Archibald and Barbara Hem
derson l2mo, PIP. vii. l26. DongmanS'
Green & co..
A brief survey Of his life, personality and
philosophy.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
FICTION.

MODERN FISHERS OF MEN Among the
Various Sets Sects and Sexes OF Chartvis
Church and Community. BY George Lansing
Raymond. Third edition. limo, pp. 1T9.
&C. p. Putnams SOns)
THE SHAPE OF THE WORLD. BY Evelyn
ST. Leger limo, pp. vii, 3oi. &c. p. Put
MANS Sonr.)
The mental eccentricities OF the mails
members Il the Javelin family furnish the
theme OF this novel Of English life.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
POETRY AND DRAMA.

THE STORY OF AMERICA. sketched In son-
nate b. Henry Frank. l2mo, pp. 2si.
Boston: sherman, French & Coz
Each sonnet relates some prominent
event or some famous charcter in our ns-
tional history ...
KING STEPHEN. An Historical Drama IN
Seven Tableaus Completed from John
Kea,s's Fragment BY Edward Feles Cow
ard. l6mo, pp. -. Wilson A. BurrowsD
TOMORROW. A Play In Three Acts. BY Percy
Mackayc i2mo pp. tx, l76 Crho Frederick
A. Stokes Company
The betterment OF the race through
woman's choice In love IL the theme OF ths
play
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
EIIGIOUS.
CHRISTIAN

CHRISTIAN ETHICS AND MODERN
THOUGHT BY Charles F. darcy, d. D..
Bishop Of Down. limo, pp. VII, l21. tLong-
mans Green & co...
THE RELIGION WORTH HAVING. By
Thomas Nixon Carver. l2no. pp. VIII la2.
,The Houghton Mfin Company
4 discussion Of the place OF religion in our
modern life
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF RELIGION AND Eth
ICS Edited by James Hastings, VI. A..
D. u. With the assistance OF John \. sell
HE Nj A. D. D. and Other Scholars Vol
urne ~ Confirmation Drama. Folio, ~.
xvi eO7 CChares Scribners Sons)
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
BOOKS AND AUTHORS
Current Talk of Things Present
and to Come.

Among the books TO he published i'm
mcdiatcly by the LOngmans are the au
tnorized Life NJ Cardinal Newman by
Wilfrid Ward: Sir George Trevelyan' 3
concluding volume Of The American
Revolution" Emile Boutroux's William
James" The Pcriplus of the E!ythr9an
Sea" by ". H. Schon, of the Philadel-
Ihia Commercial Museum, and over fif-
teen books for Lenten reading, headed
by the new book specially recommended
by the Bishop OF London, in accordance
with his annual custom.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
ESSAYS.

OUTDOOR PHILOSOPHY The Meditatlons ~
Naturalist. BY stanton Davis Kirkhsm.
limo. PIP. xii, 2i4. 90. p. Putnams sonsD
record OF thoughts suggested by woods
and fields; dwelling on the contrast be-
tween the harmony Of Nature and the dis
cord and strife OF modern life.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03

tion sufficient 10 put the grave into good
condluoD and erect the monument which
now marks the burial place OF one OF the
kindest of mon
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
SOCIALISM,.

THE RICARDIAN SOCIALISTS BY Esther
fowenthaI PHI D. svo. pp 105. Columbia
Tniversity: Longmans, Green & Co., Agents.
Estimating the relative importance OF IN"
rtopian and the scientific elements in the
reasoning of William Thompson. John Gray.
Thomas Hodgskln and John Francis Bray:
with an examination OF their political eni
.rononic theories.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
SOCIOLOGY.

THE, METHODS OF RACE REGENERATION.
Bv G. W. Ssleeby. NJ. d. +. r. = F..
r H. s. 12mo, PIP. 81. (Mohat. Yard IS
Coz
Setting forth the principa! directions IN
which the aim OF recc-regeneratlon may
be pursued.
THE DECLINING BGRTH-RATE: IT'S M
TIONAT. AND INTERNATIONAL AL SIGNIFi-
CANCB BY Arthur Newsholme, ~ D..
y r. c. 7. limo, pp 60 tMonat, Yard IS
Coz
TuH PROBLEM OF RACE-REGENERATIoN
By Havelock Ellis. 12mo pp. 81. Mohat'
Yard 4 Coz
Showing the importance OF race improve,
mont on the individual and the entire socal
hodv. This book and tie foregoing 30, k'
are issued in the series entitled New
Tracts FOR the Times
SURGERY AND SOCIETY. Tribute 20 Lis
terism BY c. W. Saleeby NJ. D., r. X
+. svo pp. vii. 3a5. Moffat Yard & COZ
4, once a tribute TO Lord Lister ana hi'
,vorl, and consideration Of the vital rela
ton of surgical science 10 social welfare ali
its Increased signincance since the introdu'-
ton OF Listerism.
TRAVEL.
AIONE IN WEST AFRICA. BY Mary Galht,
Illustrated Syo. pp. XIX iOi Vhd'''
S,ribner's SonsD
The record % woman travels lnt'"H"
tho colonies on the West African coast.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
The American Year Book.

The second volume O9lD 81 The
American Year Book proves that val
Uabla reference work TO be fully started
upon its career of wide usefulness and
service. It's first issue abundantly proved
that it was not merely still another
wear book. but an enterprise that filed a
real want Not the least Of its merits
IS the capable and authoritativs way in
which it deals with just those subjects
that lie beyond the scope OF the many
other publications Of its kind on the ref
,rence book shelf Of busy workers.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
MORE MOBILIZATION.

SECRET SERVICE. Being the Happen
ings Of q Night N Richmond In the
Spring OF 1866. Done into book form
from the play. by William Gillette by
cyrus Townsend Brady. Illustrated by
the Klnncys. 12mo. PIP. 33l Dodd, Mead
G. Co
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
More Travel Fiction by Experts.

MIR aud Mrs. c. y. Williamsons me-"
novel. soon TO be published, IS calico
The Guests Of Hercules" 1t describes
life on the Riviera I'm all its aspects.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
rRAVE

BOOKS AND PUBLICATIONS.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
More African Fiction.

William lie Queux is now in Khar
toum gathering material and "loca
color" for a novel Of Soudanese life
Some years ago Mr. lie Queux was {
member of the Dubois expedition
across the Sahara and afterward de
scribed his experiences in "Zoraida."
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
American Publishing in 1911.

According 10 the figures OF th1 Pub
fishers Weekly" the organ Of the book
trade I'm this country there we're pub
lishcd in the United states during the
last year l1123 books, Of which lO,4iO
were now and 7S3 new cditlOHs. The
record for 1910 was 1870 titles, de-
crease af 2,3i7 for 1911. This falling off,
the Weekly" states. does not argue
lack Of prosperity among our publishers
and booksellers. but decidedly the re-
verse. O' the whole number Of books
listed in 1911, S,1S3 were by American
authors and 3,04O by British and other
foreign writer's. According To lie Droit
d'Autcur" the eight leading countries OF
the world-Gcrmany France, Great Bri-
tain. Italy, Switzerland. Holland, Bel
gium and the United States published
during the decade of 1901-10 the number
of 1918 different titles-new hooks, re-
prints, translations, Pamphlets, etc.
Avera ginc a first edition of five hundred
copies for each of these titles. We get
the stupendous figure of 356396.O09
copies.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
UPWARD AND ONWARD
The Teacher as Pupil in the
School of Life.

MY LARGER EDUCATION. Being chap
ters from My Experience by Booker
r Washington. Illustrated from pnoto-
graphs. Emo, PIP. @3. Doubleday Ids'
q co.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
1T ante

Anne Douglas Scdgwck's new novel
"Tante," was published I'm this countr
by the Century Company on January e
The book was sent to press for secon,
printing on January 90. which looks lik
q record.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03
TOLSTOY
His Life, His Works, His
Teachings.

THE LIFE OF COUNT LYOF y. TOL-
STOI. BY Nathan Haskell Dole. Svo,
pp Ni. 46L Thomas y. Crowel & co.
TOLSTOY. BY Roman ROLAND Trans
lated by Bernard Mall $40, PIP. 81. T.
y. DuttOn 4 Co.
WHAT TOLSTOY TAUGHT Edited by
Bolton Hall l2mO., PIP. 30. b. W
HuebsCh
TOLSTOTS WORKS. With introductions.
Pocket Edition. Il vols. 12mo., Thomas
Y. CTOMell & Co
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03

A work on Applied Socialism, by
John Spargo. is announced by B. w
Iuebsch for publication this spring. The
book will discuss at length, from the
socialistic point OF view. the many ques-
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03

In college they gave little thought or at
rention TO preparing for any definite tasl
in the world, but started out with the idei
OF preparing themselves TO solve the rae,
problem.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-03

The latest volume in the Connoisseur )
Library, published In this country by the
Putnams, is "Etchings," by Frederick
Wedmore. This is the thirteenth Of tho
eighteen volumes OF which this admira =
bic and artistic series is to consist
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
SPGRSONALSz
~ PEOPLE -
las THEY CONE AND CO

Miss Sallie, Mccoy has returned
from Pittsburg where she had spent
several days.
Miss Mary Fleming is the guest OF
friends in ClarksDurg.
Miss Amy Williams, who had been
the guest of friends in Plttsburg, has
returned home.
S. L. Miller and II. c. Mailman, OF
the Fairmont Audit Co., left today
for Kingwood on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. ]. Courtney and Mr.,
and Mrs. Tom Courtney have moved
from the Morrow property on Locust
avenue 10 the W. S. Meredith property
on FairmoMt avenue.
Misses Jeanette and Caroline
Bright spent several days recently in
Warrington.
Miss Bessie Erum. who had been
the guest of her sister, Mrs. Bailey
Nuzum, has returned to her home in
Wheeling,
A son was born December % to Mr.
and Mrs. Manley Holbert at LETTERS,
Montana.
Miss Grace Mortified has recovered
from weeks illness from tonsilitis.
Miss Clara Kelley OF near Union
town, Pa, is the guest of her brother,
Mr.. Z, r, Kelley and wife.
Miss Name Bennett, who has been
the guest of relatives here, left yes
terday for her home in Greensburs,
Fa.
Miss EfRe Shriver has gone TO Elklns
on business for the Consolidation
Telephone company.
Ex-Governor A. B. Fleming return
ed this morning from business trip
70 Louisville, Ky.
Master Edward Alexander, the
young son OF Mr.. and Mrs. G, NJ. Alex.
andery is III of typhoid pneumonia in
Baltimore. MIR and Mrs. Alexander
and children left here last week fer a
trip to Atlantic City and New York
and Master Edward was taken i'll
while in the Monumental City. His
condition is alarming. Mr., Alexander
and daughter, Miss Virginia, will ar
rive home from. Baltimore tonight. No.
news of the condition Of Master Ed
ward has been received up to noon
today by relatives.
MIR. Lloyd Shafer a well known
travelling man is in the city today on
business.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
BUTTS REscuER INTO LAKE
Pet Billy Goat Saved From Drowning,
Turns on Man Who Dragged
Him Ashore.

South Haven, Mich Butted into the
water by a pet billy goat he went to.
save from drowning during a heavy
storm which flooded the ravine where
the goat was tethered. was the expe.
Renee of William Jacobs, a retired
butcher.
The waters converted Morning
Glork Park, located in the ravipe, into
a miniature lake and the goat, tied se-
curely, stood upon hummock with
only its head above the water. The
owner wated out TO it and, throwing
a rope over Its head, pulled 1t ashore.
Bending over to pick up his hat, he
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
obserya.Ions u "a cap WhIpp


Observations Of Old Cap tyhIpp
Hank Tumms was mot feeling ell
and he went to see a doctor md hsls'
ed the doctor to find out what he hIlsl:
The doctor found on
and prescribed for him aeeeldin
Hank feels quite relieved at ttie pres
ent writing
This is a bad year tof sthA ~ lgllo
is superstiticus for you add m the llsi;
merals In 1912 and 1t makes tllirteells
Then again, there are much
arduous Jobs Shan that Of bela piaiIis5
cures husband. n
Hold Peters has busted Oh the, ID n
Christmas toys but one and Tue
has hidden that under the nay iil NJ
Earn.
Deacon Stubbs,ls looking foraIil Id
prosperous year. He has married cl5
all his daughters excepting siS and
them remaining praoticin' up to: SO va
to vaudeville. They promise the ONLY
genuine sister act In tie counkFs.
The Teller that kin smile pnee n
awhile is boon to mankind but RE
Teller that grins all the time Is n worse,
pest than the EetIer chat has been q
Europe once.
The West is certainty the land
golden opportunity but bout eyet
body that goes outitihete to sgroMyl tll,
with the country IS blamed bad
get back.
Anne Mililker's son lost both arm
in the sawmill, but Anne says there is
one consolation and that is,I that tltea
boy can never grow up TO write poetry
for the magazines. s,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
slGIALIsT MEETING

Local Socialists have secured ATthitr.
Brooks Baker, the noted humorous
writer and lecturer. as first speaker
on their Lyceum course, which begins
Jan. 6, s p. m. at Willard Hall
Mr.. Baker gained an thternatlpnqI
reputation by his advocacy Of sssperatis
TO, the international language and
proved that the sense q humpr Is iliti-
yersal by arousing s.orms Of lats her
at the Esperanto congress Ia ates
Iona, where in tibet famous old toRl.
OF Don Qulxota he spoke to an audit
ence OF three thousand people, REPRE-,
senting thirty.ave different nations
The high cost Of living Is an es'
tremely live subject and Mr., Bakers
way OF handling 1t under tlre name q
l"How We Are GougedY is trsIieno
ously interesting.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
STONE WOMAN WHOM
TiEY eau WITCH.
Crowds Treatment Of Mrs. Inn
mermanRe Days Of Sa-
lem WitChCraft.

Allentown, Pa-From occurrences
here ending with the stontng and jail.
ing Of Mrs. Meta zimmerman one
would think that the days of Salem
witchcraft had been revived. Mrs.
zimmerman, 4 seamsFess. Of New
York, came here to take barefoot
treatment for nervous trouble. She
boarded at the home 81 George Klpp.
a butcher. In, the house were John
sobers and his wife.
After the woman had gone there TO
live Sobers was attacked with Ind.
gestIon. A fake doctor told him he
was the victim Of evil spirits, The
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
DISMISSED CASE.

This afternoon before Squire Amos
there was quite a trial, when a well
known man Of Rintamon, near this
city, claimed that two young men OF
,.he same place had run him into q
store, throwing stones at him. and
that they had intended to whip'him
He had no Witnesses to the fact,
and the two boys brought many wit
negses who carried out their story
that they had bothered the man at all
and after hearing all of the evidence
She Squire dismissed the case,
,Lawyrs represented the defense and
Prosecuting Attorney Morris repre-
sented the Prosecution:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
WILL BE OZARK HORSE"

WASHINGTON, Jan. 5.-Norman u.
Mack, chairman of the Democratic
National committee, believes that the
'proverbial dark horse will be
chosen to head the next Democratic
sicket Mr.. Mack arrived here today
from New York to complete arrange.
meuts for the committee meeting to
be held Jan. s. when the time and
place for the Democratic convention
will b, selected.
Mr.. Mack said tonight that he, did
not think the committee would rec.
omend any change in the method OF
electing delegates to the convention.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
Miss Abraham TO Wed.

Smithncld, Pa. Jan. "a shower
was held at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs
Iames Abraham Saturday night for
their daughter, Miss Mary Abraham,
who will be married to Attorney Choir
penning Of Uniontown, Pa. Miss Abfa-
ham received many handsome pres
ents and great variety of them.-
Unlontown, Pa, News Standard.
Miss Abraham is well known In this
city having been the guest OF her
cousin, DR.. L. D. Howard and wife, on
several occasions. Her friends here
will learn OF her approaching marriage
with interest.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05

Chapter Of The Daughters of the Amer
lean Revolution, has been llonored by
the National President general of the
organization, Mrs. Matthew 7. Scott
in her appointment as a member OF
the National committee on "The Wei
fare OF Women and Children and Is
also the State chairman OF the COM
mittee. This committee deals with
practically the same line Of work as
the Child Labor Committees in c:ller
organizations. The committee meets
yearly at the time OF the Continental
Congress which Is held in Washington
during the month of Anril.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
$3.50 RECIPE FREE,
FOR WEAK KIDNEYS
Relieves Urinary and Kidney Trou
bIes. 5ackacne, otraining,
Swelling; Etc.


Swelling; Etc.
stnpg Pain in the Bladder Kidneys
da5aek.
Wouldn't it be nice within a week OF
SO to begin to say goodbye forever to
the scalding, dribbling, stralning, OF
TOO frequent passage Of urine; the
forehead and the batk.ot'the-head
aches; the stitches and pains in the
back; the growing muscle weakness;
spots before the eyes; yellow skin;
sluggish bowels; swollen eyelids OF
ankles; leg cramps; unnatural short
breath; sleeplessness and the despond'
ency?
have recipe for these troubles
that you can depend on. and II you
want to make a quick recovery, you
ought to write and get a copy OF it.
Many doctor would cbsrgesyou $3.50
Just for writing this prescription, but
have it and will be glad 70 send It to
you entirely free. Just drop me a
line like this: DR.. A. e. Robinson,
K172O Luck Building, Detroit, Mich,
ana / win send 1t by return mail in a
plain envelope. Asyou will see when
you get IT, this recipe contains only
pure. harmless remedies, but 1t has
grea, healing and pain conquerlng
power.
1t will quickly snow It's power once
you use it. 10 | think you had better
see what 1t Ia. without delay. l VIII
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05

Kipps and sobers then suspected Mrs
zimmerman of working the evil spell.
All sorts Of witchcraft stories were
circulated about the town, and she
was told to go. Her trunk was put
out of the house, and when she ar
gued about it the police were called.
The crowd called her witch and stoned
her as she was taken I'd Jail.
She was in cell forty-elght hours
before being released. The sohers
and Kipps now wear charms Of brok.
en- needles and sawdust and have ca
balistic crosses chalked on the home
to drive away the evil spirits.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05

Miss Mary Moore, of Ravenswood'
who has been the guest of her cousin,
Miss Roberta Fleming, for several
weeks, left this afternoon for South
Dakota, where she will be the guest OF
school friends for several weeks. Yes
terday Miss Moore and Mrs. Will
Co.nwell, the latter Of Romney, were
honor guests at an afternoon tea at
which Mrs. John Henshaw was
hostess.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
Mr.. Carpenter Host.

Mr.. Oliver Carpenter entertained a
number Of friends last evening at the
home of his sister, Mrs. WEI Ford, on
Gufrey street. Games and music were
the diversions OF the evening and
tempting refreshments were served,
The guests were Misses Mildred Don.
ham, Glenola Good. Ka:haryn Schouls,
Eva ana Myra Summers, Lulu Spring.
err, Valley and vertie Morgan, Grace
Keener, Eta Carpenter Neva and
Phoebe Fhzhugh, Mr.. and Mrs. WIN
Ford, AIessrs Glen Springer, Leonard
Mortified, Larney Satterfeld, George
DoHlam, Fay Donham, Wayne Car
penter. Floyd Morrow, Clyde Baker,
Waiter Summers, orlo prummond and
,Yer- Carpenter. ~ ss,.s s,.og.t 50,
~ fesss stH $50 sss
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
Attended Ball.

Alesdames II. B. Clark, H. II. Carr
Messrs. w, ]. Rathbun. Jack Colborn,
Lee Folmer, Hal Reed and Miller Gal
liner and Morgan Chambers attended
the masque ball in Clarksburg on
Wednesday night and returned here
Yesterday They were accompanied
by;Miss Elizabeth Galliller, of Charles.
tels. who Is the guest of her uncle. Mr..
Nation Miller, Oh Fairmont avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
This Afternoon.

he regular meeting. Of the Wo,
rms club ise being held this after
is1an at the Y. NJ. C. A. building Mrs.
4 orge Thomas Watson, president of
the organization, is presiding and
Meslames Robt. Rightmire and Percy
Hines are the hostesses. The pro-
grampe is IN charge OF Mrs. Everett
Drennen, chairman Of the Music De.
rartment,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
LIeensed 10 nunt. M Marry.

Quincy, Ill.-Aaron slgelman and
Miss Julia Bernsteln@had joined hands
and were about to be pronounced man
and wife when the clergyman glanced
ever the license. Then he noticed
for the first time that the license per-
mitted sigelman TO hunt deer, but said
nothing regarding marriage, slgelman
had gone to the desk where hunting
licenses are issued and had not meh5
toned marriage.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
lEc7l,RE POSTPONED.

Professor Nolan, late Of the West
Virginia University at Morsan.own,
and who was to have given lecture
at Rivesville this evening, has asked
that the date be postponed for few
days. on account OF his being unable
to be present this evening.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
FOIIlI'Il|IG|RAAl

= & " & 4
Here's the cphlndFnm The answer
Is given at the bottom ofSthe Funny.
gram column:
Why Is a coach going down a hill
like picture Of st George?
Squire Amos this morning fined a
man $500 togfkisslpef IA woman once.
Pretty stiff, gwen Il it was imported.
The Supreme Court only last week
only allowed a woman fifty cents a
piece for kisses. ! :
Terrible was the scene on one side,
I'deIirious Dave beating his head
against the padded cell, while on the
other Insane Enaz clutchIng an iRi'
aglnary John the Baptist's head. opie
and julius, tile grizzled guards, rush.
cd for the irons. and while holding
Dawes head heard him murmur "The
guy that wears a curved overcoat
ought 10 be made wear straight jack
cts. too"
Fine. but do you really get the drift:
Read IT over onceimore and get the
meaning.
Now some one with a cute idea
asked where the Funhygram man
learned so much about the Insane
Asylum. Well, Funnygrams was TAX
ing care OF the fellow who asked that
question when the mutt was insane.
Now of course this Funnygram com
rdy may not appeal to you, but ia
Just as soon be what ] am, as mar
ried, or lots OF other things.
John Daffln stoodup on a billiard
table in his new place, and as the
tears streamed down his cheeks he
sang this song of the sea 1.-THE shiE
wrecked lady was in high Distress
My boy, my boy" she screamed, He
is drowning, give me by boy and am
happy"
Pirate Paul ,signaled the light house,
and out came an object that looked
like doughnut. Hosting it on rope
lie threw 1t to the lady. She grabbed
her buoy" and was happy Which
goes to show" added John, "a femsle
on the high c's is more deadly than
the male"
Now don't be Mutt, JEFF.
You know he who laughs last must
be an Englishmari,
If the new Fourth street bridge is
made Of concrete, why Is Fred Stone
or Clark steele?sa
If a man did not like Boston, and
lad his fill Of New York, how lonG
would 1t take him to get his Phil'adei
mia?
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
Church Gusts sleepIess Pastor.

Brooklyn, N. Y.-GIvlng counsel and
advice to a young woman in park at
three O'Clock in the morning is no
part of pastors duty, in the judg-
ment Of official members o. the Me-
mortal Baptist church. That. is the
reason Rev, DR.. E, b. Shaw is no long
er pastor. Of the congregation. his res,
Ignation having been accepted.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
Al aboard fof slumber Land.

The hour was late, a Mike Polite
was going home under the protection
.lr two strong arm men. when shad'
owy form emerged around the corner
and walking up before the three men,
leaned over and whispered in Mikes
car, SAY, If an italian would trip a
Turk With Ills foot, how would he
Tripoll?"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-01-05
BllIInqsley.sapp.

Mr.. Waiter Biiiingsley, OF Dnrrack-
vile, and Miss Lillian Sapp, of Belle
view. were united in marriage on New
Years eve at the home OF the ofttcia''
ing minister, DR.. II. G. Stoetzer.