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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-06-30

Papa what Is an egotist?"
An egotist." the father answered. rs
man VINO thinks he is cleyerer than
any one else
b't the mother, laughing coldiy. ap-
pended no. my son. that is not quit.
right. An egotist is a man who says
he is cleverer than any one e,s.
every man thinks he Is"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-06-30

noise by means Of her latch key and walked up-
stairs on tiPfee- Tire frightened servant was SIT
ting on the top OF the stairs with a lighted candle
by her side. as she afraid 70 remain with +he
dead man and went into the room, which was
ia great disorder Wet towels, with which they
had bathed the young mans temples. were lying
the Moor, by the side Of a wa shbasln and a
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-06-30

Il wonder If your sister realizes.
Johnny. that during the last three
months / have spent many pounds in
sweets on herr"
I'm sure she does, MIR sweetis.
That's why she's not letting on shes
engaged to Mr., Bigger"
Homeless persons in London on one
night recently exceeded 1900 in num-
Der.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-06-30

Smart meeting Slack at the post Of
fee the other day. remarked:
80 poor old Stamps. the postman.
has got the sack
Slack What on earth for?
Smart--For carrying letters
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-06-30

This is hard world" said a shabby
chap "A man can't get job unless
he's got new suit"
No said his companion. "and he
can't get new suit unless he's got a
JOB"
A woman can be just az seIf-reliant
ana independent as man." said the
wife defantly.
"Mebbe she can, Herietta. Mebbe she
can; but not while she wears dresses
hat hook up the back"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-06-30

Entertainments in London are at
tended by 100000 persons every sum
day.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-06-30
WSecrgtSgBe0q1
BY Mime LIMA CAVALIER. The Greatest Living Beauty
No. 181---Are Your Hands Old?

her thorough and
Of ande
hands look far heman
+ preventive sandcur&
hands look old
HE parallel face hunsuha
giving of her
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
AID THE KIDNEYS
% Not xadangsr Life whsn =
Pasoagoula Citizen Shows You
The Way 70 Avoid II.

Why will people continue to suffer
the agonies OF kidney complaints,
backache, urinary disorders, lamehess,
headaches, languor, why allow them
selves to become chronic invalids,
when tested remedy is offered them:
Doan's Kidney Pills have been used
in kidney trouble over 30 years, have
been tested In thousands OF cases.
II you have any. even one, Of the
symptoms Of kidney diseases, act now.
Dropsy or Brieht's disease may set in
and make neglect dangerous. Read
this pascagoula testimony:
Mrs. Stanton Dean, S. County ST.,
aud Dupont Ave, Pascagoula, Miss,
says: II highly recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills. for as we'll as other
members OF my family have found
them to be entirely satisfactory. !
have taken this remedy occasionally
for pains across my back and have
been cured Another member OF my
family who met with an accident and
as the result suffering from disorder
ed kidneys, took Doan's Kidney Pills
aud received lasting relief"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cts
Foster. Milburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, sole agents for United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other. 1927
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
CHURCH SERVICES.

BAPTIsT-Services every second and
fourth Sundays in each month at II
q. m. and rs p. m.
Sunday school every Sunday, 9 AS am.
Prayer meeting services on Wednes.
day nights at Z: Is o'clock.
REV. W. ID. MATHIS, Pastor.
CATHOLIC Our Lady of Victories
Church Masses each Sunday at 1880
o'clock and $3.50 O'Clock, except the
second Sunday of each month, when the
one mass will be at 8: 80 q. m. Vespers
and benediction Sundays at p, m.
Week day masses at g.: 30 a. m.
Sunday school at 8: 15 q. m.
REV. B. O'REILLY, Pastor. 8
LUTHERAN-Services will be held at
the Christ Lutheran church every first
Sunday in the month at 10 .. M; the
following Sundays at p. m.
Sunday school every Sunday at q m.
REV. p. E. SEIDLER, Pastor.
METHODIST - Services every second
and fourth Sundays at II q. m. and
Z: 30 p. m.
Sunday school at 8: 80 q. m.
REV. l.. A. DARsRY, Pastor.
PREsBYTERIAN-Serv on the first
and third Sundays of each month at
IL a. m. and $500 p. m.
Sunday school every Sunday, 9:30 am.
Prayer meeting services on Wednes-
day nights at 500 O'Clock.
REV. J. C. WATT, Pas 'or.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Notice Of Proposal to Issue Bonds
OF SEPARATE ROAD DIS.
TRICT NO. TWO. JACKSON
OOIINTX MISSISSIPPI.

~
Pursuant to an order entered at thu
July TERN, 1912, Of the Board OF Su-
peryi nrs OF jackson County, Mtssissip-
pt, ssi Board will, 1t the regular August
Term, 1912, thereof, order the issuance Of
SEPARATE Road District ROAD BONDS
OF said SEPARATE ROAD DIS rRICT
NO. 2, for the purpose OF provfding tor
the construction and maintenance by
contract of all roads in District No. 2,
except that portion OF Road III as EN-
brsced in said District No. 2, and road
leading from Laine Postoffice northeriy
along the spur-track OF the Louisville
and Nashville Railroad Company TO the
city limits OF the City of Moss Point,
l45 OF the Acts of the Legislature OF
the State Of Mississippi, approved
March II, 1912, entitled: IAN ACT
to authorize the Board OF Supervisors
to construct and maintain public
roads In one or more Supervisors
Districts OF the various counties OF
the State; to issue Bonds and levy
Taxes for that purpose; and providing
for the manner in which said roads shall
be constructed and maintained: ana
how Bonds snail be issued and Taxes
levied for that purpose;" unless twenty
per centum OF the qualified electors OF
said District shall petition against the
issuance OF said bonds, in which event
the Board will order an election 10 he
held In said District to ascertain hy vote
II 4 msjority of the qualified electors
therein will authorize the Board to is
sue bonds for such purposes.
BY order OF the Board.
r. A. ROBERTS, Pres.
FRED TAYLOR,
Clerk Board Of Supervisors. 22-24
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Tho Uncertain Apple Tree.

An apple tree is the result Of graft
from the tree that Is known to be a
producer of a certain kind and favor
Of apples. II the seed were planted
and one relied on 1t to produce select
grade of fruit the result would be dis
appointing, for the reason that from
the seed the most remarkable varieties
will be shown. Perhaps they will be
miserable little crabapples or misshap-
en-, bitter fruit or useless conglomera.
ton The seed somehow or other harks
back to its origin, Notwithstanding
years Of cultivation The varieties Of
apples known today are a result of
careful selection and constant grating
Of the better kind from year to year
until the present development has been
attained.-Harper'G
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
POWER OF THE OCTOPUS.


The Force Exsrtsd by lts Formidable
Sucker Lined Arms.
Both the octopus and the cuttlefsh
have arms hat are clothed with a
formidable array of suckers. which are
wonderful pieces Of mechanism. When
the sucker comes into contact with an
object the central piston, having pre-
viously been raised SO as to complete
ly Gil the cavity Of the sucker, Is at
once Withdrawn and a perfect vac
uum produced, explaining the great te-
nacity with which the suckers cling.
They number upward of 100 pairs to
each arm Of the octopus, and once they
obtain grip on the victim, unless the
arm Is actually torn away from the
body Of the octopus, 1t Is practically
impossible for its prey to disentangle
itself.
In addition to these suckers the octo-
pus has powerful pair of jaws. shap-
ed like the beak of a parrot, behind
which Is a formidable armor plated
tongue used as rasping organ. The
octopus will attack and kill crabs and
Holsters of considerable size. ripping
open the body by means of its power
full jaws and devouring the contents.
In spite of being creature Of such
awe inspiring looks the octopus has
several enemies in various species of
whales, sharks and conger eels. In
fact. the latter are particularly fond
of devouring the smaller octopuses.
Conger eels hunt for the octopus and
when found proceed to browse on its
limbs. The octopus tries to hug the
slippery. Shiny conger tight but In
vain. and, finding its limbs growing
less. discharges its ink in the face Of
the foe and under cover Of the turbid
water beats hasty retreat. 1t is to
escape the too pressing attention of
its foes that the octopus possesses the
power of changing its color to CORE
spond with that of Its surroundings.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Patting yourself on the back is diff
dcuIt task-seldom done gracefully.

Mrs. Omar Taylor entertained at
bridge on Wednesday Afternoon in
honor of her guest, Miss Bette Cart
wright Of Memphis, Tenn. Miss
Irene Denny won the plIze. beauti.
ful ivory fan. Miss Cartwright won
the guest prize, crocket jabot. De
llcOns refreshments were served
Those present were Misses Pearl Gau-
tier, Eva Valverde, Bette Cartwright,
Lucille and Myrtle Lewis, Irene and
Grace Denny, Maggie Walker. Mamie
Whitaker, Hattie Belle and Ida Mer
riwefher, Mrs. Robert Farnswurlh,
Mary Watt, and Mrs. Taylor.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Sheriffs Sale.
W. NJ. GRIFFIN,
LANES M. DAVIS.

JAMES M. DAVIS.
], the undersigned, Sheriff OF jack
son County, Mississippi, will, on
MONDAY. THE FIFTH DAY OF
AUGUST, A. D., 1912,
between the hours OF eleven O'Clock q.
m. and four o'clock p. M, sell at auction
TO the highest bidder, or bidders, for
cash, at the main front door Of the
Court House in the City OF Psscagoula,
Jackson County. Mississippi, the fol-
lowing described property, or so much
thereof IS may be necessary to satisfy
the hereinafter mentioned writ and all
costs, to-wit: The northeast quarter of
the southeast quarter, and the west half
OF the southeast quarter OF Section Is,
Township South. Range 4 West, (ne a
OF sc a, and " a OF Sc Il, Section Is,
Twp As, Range W. In Jackson Coun
ty, Mississippi, said property having
been levied on by me on the 8th day OF
June, A. D., 1912, as the property Of
James NJ. Davis by virtue OF writ of
execution issued in the above styled
case by Garland q. Goff, Justice of the
Peace, District No. !, on the 3lst day of
May, A. D., 1912.
Witness my signature, this, the 9th
day of June. A. D., 1872.
FRED l.. LINDINGER,
2l-4 Sheriff.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
STANDING UPRIGHT.
Easy Only Because of Our Complex
Muscular Mechanism.

We are so accustomed to standing
upright rs :; natural attitude that few
of us think what n special complex
mechanism is required for this pur
pose A moments consideration will
show thai the ordinary explanation OF
the erect pnsiiini; ttle center OF ei;,vi
ty to lie directly above the feet is in
sufficient When n man is suddenly
shot. whprher tlrun the front or behind
he drOl,s nll hi face. fur the truth is
That thpr.. Is much nl,re weight ia thu
front ui th, spinal column than he
hiud H.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
A BULL RING BEGGAR.

The Intruder Wanted Bread, but HI
Got Thumbs Down."
Sometimes the bullfght In Spain ID
used to compel the attention Of the
authorities to- grievances that would
otherwise go unnoticed, as is seen in
the following incident described by
Harry A. Franck In "Four Months
Afoot In SPAIN
"The newcomer will long remember
his first bull-certainly If, as In my
own case, the first banderillero slips
at the moment of thrusting his barbed
darts and is booted like a soccer foot
ball half around the ring by the snort
ing animal. Still less shall forget
the chill that shot through me when.
with the fifth bull at the height Of his
fury, gaunt and awkward boy Of IF.
teen sprang suddenly over the barriers
and shook his ragged blouse a dozen
times In the animals face. AS many
times he escaped a goring by the clos
est margin.
'The toreros did not for a moment
lose their heads. Calmly and dex.
terously they maneuvered until one OF
them drew the bull off, when another
caught the intruder by the arm and
marched him across the ring to the
shade of the mayors box. There the
youth. who had taken this means of
gaining an audience, lifted up
mournful voice and asked for food.
asserting that he was starving "a
statement that seemed by no means
improbable. The response was thumbs
down. But he gained his point, in
way. for he was given fortnight In
prison.
Incidents Of the sort had grown so
frequent of late In Seville as to make
necessary new law, promulgated in
large letters on that days program.
Printed words in all probability meant
nothing to this neglected son of Sc
ville."
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
A LIVER MEDICINE
THAT BEATS CALOMEL
Oodson's Liver-Tone Does The Same
Work As Ca.omeI Without Max.
ing You Sick. II is vege-
table, Tastes, Good And
Never Fails.

Everybody who has ever taken cal0-
mel knows what strong drug 1t Is
Calomel spurs the tired liver as IL IL
were tired horse, and while the liver
works harder for a little while, IL i
soon weaker than ever.
DOdsou's Liver Tone is a vegetable
tonic that gently Induces the most slug
gish liver tn wnrk. Taking IL Is fol-
lowed 10y no bad after-eirects. No re.
strictiOn Of habit or diet necessary.
For either children or grown people.
McVea Young sells large bOttle OF
D0dsun's Liver Tone for fifty cents
and guarantees 1t tn be perfect sub
stitute for calumet and will give you
your money back il IL disappOints you.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
~w,,ch..- an ee.rd sb;p.

On board all ships a series Of
watches are established. so that
work is shared equally among the sail
ors. To aid this object also the crews
are divided into two divisions. star
BOARD and port A ships day COM
nences at noon. and there are seven
watches The watch which Is on duty
In the forenoon one day has the after
noon next day. and the men who have
four hours rest one night have eight
hours the next This Is the reason for
having dog watches" which are made
by dividing the hours between p. m
and 8 p. m- into two watches.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

While it is merely a rumor that
has been confirmed, that a new
road is to be built into Pascagoula
we earnestly hope that it will ma
ture. The project has been under
advisement for sometime past but
has been kept comparatively quiet.
it is known that report covering
200 pages of typewriter matter was
prepared for Mr.. Seaver sometime
ago giving all the details of this Port
and that this is the Port that the
new road will build from. Mr.. Sea-
yer will be here in about two weeks
to look over the Port and get what
information he can concerning it.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Messrs. P. K. Mayors and j. Viii
Donovan have leased the Pasea-
poula Democrat Star to Messrs. Jos.
M. Pelham and j. B. McKinstry,
two experienced newspaper men OF
Alabama. Capt. Mayors has given
more than half century to the
Democrat-Star and he retires with
the assurance of having been long
and honorably fighting for the prln-
ciples which he believed to be right.
-WoodviIle Republican.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

We desire to call the attention Of
our readers to the advertisements
in tire Democrat-Star. All the mer-
chants who advertise with us are re-
sponsibIe merchants and will treat
you right. They are asking you
for your business and you will find
that their prices are as good if not
better than the others. They ad-
vertise and of course their stock is
turned over oftener and consequent
~ you are sure of getting fresh goods
and goods that are not shelf-wom.
Give them a trial and tell them
where you saw their ad. 1t makes
them feel good and us too.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Hand.om. Goethe.

Goethe was pronounced "the hand
soonest man Of Europe" He was lit
tie over six feet In height, but so well
proportioned that he did not seem tall.
His features were Of the Roman type,
bis hair rather light than dark, bis
whole appearance commanding. Even
to extreme old age he retained large
share of the personal good looks that
earlier in life had made him 80 at
tractiYe.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
II Does Indeed,

Little Willie. who WIS puzzled over
thc name of famous arctic explorer.
asked his father. How do you pro
nounce the first name of K-nu-d Ras-
musSen-with Il short II or Il long oneT'
"Oh. it doesn't make any difference!
replied the father. who didn't know.
swell, don't knowr" said the boy.
81 think it makes Il good deal of diff
ference whether a man is mud or nude
N the arctic regionsr"
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Has it ever occurred to you that
the printers are about the only busi-
ness men who have the government
for a competitor. We refer to print
ing Of envelopes. The government
prints them free.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Notice to Tax Payers.

The Board of Supervisors Of jackson
County. Mississippi, will. at the August
Term, 1912. examine the Assessment
Rolls OF 1919 and hear and detsrmin
all exceptions thereto, and will make
all proper corrections therein, as fol
lows:
Supervisors District. Nos. and 2, on
Tuesday, August 9th. 1912
Supervisors District, Nos 3 and 4, on
Wednesday. August 7th, 1912
Supervisors' District, No. 5, on Thurs
dav. August Sth. 1912.
By order OF the Board.
FRED TAYLOR.
2-2i Clerk Board OF Supervisors
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
swirburne Used Profanity Often

SWTHpurHe Useu rruIdH'ty V'teH
Swinburnp would have suffered had
~ If the thirty shilling swearing iaz
had been enforced against him He
lived at The British hotel in CWksIlr
street and never went anywhere en-
distance. he invariably reinllneraied
with shilling When he drove two
miles beyond the radius there was Tho
devils own row. But in the matter Of
imprecation the poet w;ls more than a
match for cabby. who after five min
utes of 1t would drive off as though he
had been rated by Beelzebub himself.
London Chronicle
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
-WoodviIle Republican.

Work is rapidly pushed on the
new building for the Peoples Bank
in spite of the excessively hot wealth
er. This building when completed
will be one of the prettiest buildings
in Pascagoula and as the firm is
comparatively young is a monument
to the officers for the successful
management of the institution.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Last week we were compelled to
leave out a lot Of local news because
Of lack Of space. Some of the old
news we are running this week. So
if you see something that is week
old you know it was left out last
week through no fault of ours. If
your notice was missing you know
the reason.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
The Choice Of a Husband

& too important matter for woman
to be handicapped by weakness, bad
blood or foul breath. Avoid these
killhopes by taking DR.. Kings Life
Pills. New strength. 1ne complexion,
pure breath, cheerful spirits-things
that win men-follow their use. Easy,
safe. sure. 25c by all druggists.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Insect Bite Costs Leg.

A Boston man lost his leg from the
bite OF an insect two years before. To
avert such calamities from stings and
bites OF insects use Bucklen's Arnica
Salve promptly to kill the poison and
prevent Inflammation. swelling and
pain. Heals burns. hollis, ulcers. piles.
eczema, cuts. bruises. Only p cents
at all druggists.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Woodrow Wilson is gaining much
strength every day. He has fin
ished his speech Of acceptance for
the nomination and all things point
to the fact that he will soon have to
begin on his Inauguration speech.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

During the summer months mothers
OF young children should watch for
any uOnatural lonseness Of the bowels.
when given prompt attention at this
tlme serious trouble may be avoided
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy can always be de.
pended upon. For sale by all dealers.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

PascagouIa is bound to grow re-
pardless of the fact that Moss Point
has extended her limits to include
the paper mill at Lame. The EN-
ployees will trade here never-the-
less.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

"Pshaw! Here's the rain coming
down again and somebody's stolen my
umbrella"
somebody's stolen what:"
"Well. the umbrella I've been carry.
ing for the last week or so '-Cathoiic
Standard and Times
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Notice Omission First Week
AUGUST TERN, 1912,

ADJUST TERM, l9lZ,
CIRCUIT COURT.
Court to Convene Second Monday, Au-
gust 18th, 1912.
To Fred l.. Lindinger, Sheriff,
Pascagouls, Miss:
You are hereby authorized, ordered
and Instructed that on the First day of
the August, 1912, Term OF the Circuit
Court 10 Jackson County, which will be
the First Monday in August. to duly
open said term Of court and immedi-
afeIy adjourn it until the following
Monday, being the
SECOND MONDAY
IN August, 1912, and notify all witnesses
and jurors TO he governed accordingly.
Ordered for good and sufficient cause.
and NJ the request OF the Board of Su,
pervisorss this, the sth day Of August,
1912.
T. II. BARRETT,
Circuit Judge.
All litigants and witnesses will act ac-
BY order OF the court, this, the 9Th
day Of July, A. D.. 1912
w. G. HAvENS.
Clerk Circuit Court,
2S-A Jsekson County, Mise.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Miss Lucille Timms Of New Or leans
is the guest OF Mrs. o. w. Sharp on
the beach.
ST. ALBAN's CHAPEL, Moss Point, ser
vices next Sunday at 8 a. M, Morning
Prayer and Sermon.
Rev. JOHN CHIPMAN, Rector.
Master Harry Parsley is now acting
as devil" for the DemUcrat-St
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Old Sol has taken his spite on
Pascagoula this week. The ther-
mometer has hovered close to the
100 mark all this week.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
The unsxoseted,

Prizeighter (entering school with bis
son)-You give this boy O. mine a
thrashing yesterday, didn't yer7 School.
master (very nervous)-Well-I-er-
perhaps Prizenghter-Well. give us
your and. You're a champion. can't
do nothin' with i'm myself.-London
Punch,
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
Our Emotions,

All things have resurrection ex-
cept the emotions They are born.
they die. they never return. JOY or
despair once gone Is phantom for
ever.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Moss Point has started a boat line
to the paper mill. That is right.
The people from Laine can now
catch the car to Pascagoula.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Young Lady-Please show me some
ties. Clerk-A gentleman's tie7 Young
Lady-Oh. no; It's for my brother
Fliegende Blatter.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
lAs chaeaeAarisx;ea

Its Charactsristics.
"The principal characters In that
play are baby and horse"
THAT dramatist Is evidently doing
things with mite and mane."-Balt-
more American.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

"Dr. Thomas Eclectic Oil is the
best remedy for that often fatal d.
sesse-croup. 1t has been used with
success IN our family for eight years."
Mrs. l.. Whiteacre, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02

Staunch Republicans are now
coming to the Wilson standard.
That's good. Wilson is by far the
best man for the president anyway.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
State Of Ohio. city G, Toledo, L.
I.ucag Courr- -

State of Ohio. city C. Toledo. %.
Lucas County.
Frank J. Cheney nla'.cs cat.i that he fs
senior partner Of the fir.l cf T. ]. Cheney
& Co.. dcing bu-ine-s in tie Cry OF To-
ledo. County aad .tate aforesaid and
that said firm will nly the s1-l OF ONE
HUNDRED DOLLAlsj fer t1ch and ev-
cry case Of Cainrrii that claaot b. cured
by the use OF HALT.'s riTAIsRf CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mo a1f subscribed in
my presence. this 9Th dzy Of December.
A. d. 1SSf
(SeaD n u. GLEASON.
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure fs taken internally
and acts directly upon The blood and mu-
cous surfaces Of the system Send for
Testimonials. free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. &c
Take Halls Tsaily Pills for eonstipation-
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1912-08-02
A Tense Matter.

Millie-Was that your intended with
whom l saw you yesterday? Grace
Yes. my present future" 80 to speak.
Satire.