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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-11-23

Sam FELTON,.
Harvard and Yale have met every year
since 1873, and since Harvard's 1901 victory
the Crimson has never crossed Yale's goal
Harvard team has been able to perfect an
attack which could carry the ball over
4ale's goal line. This is merely another
Illustration of the wonderful defense
The full standing of the series between
Harvard and Yale follows:
1s75-Harvard goals; Yale o.
1S76-Yale goal; Harvard O.
1S7S-Yale l goal; Harvard o.
1S79-Yale o; Harvard o.
1SS0-Yale 1 goal, one touchdown; Har-
ward O.
18S1-Yale 0; Harvard safeties.
1ss2-Yale goal, touchdowns; Harvard
2 safeties.
1s8S-Yale o; Harvard 2.
1SS5-Yale IS; Harvard o.
1SS6-Yale %; Harvard T.
1SS-Yaie II; Harvard s.
1SS9-YaIe s; Harvard o.
1S90-Harvard II; Yale 0.
1S91-Yale 10: Harvard o.
1s92-Yale 6; Harvard o.
1S93-Yale 6; Harvard 0.
1S9+Yale II; Harvard 4
189T-Ya1e o; Harvard O.
1s9s-Harvard II; Yale o.
1S99-Yale 0; Harvard O.
1900-Yale %; Harvard o.
1901-Harvard %; Yale o.
1902-Yale .; Harvard 0.
190e-Yale 16: Harvard 0.
19o4-Yale II; Harvard 0.
19c5-Yale s; Harvard O.
19W-Ya1e II; Harvard o.
1e18-Harvard 4; Yale 0.
1909-Yale s; Harvard 0.
1910-Yafe 0; Harvard o.
1911-Ya1e o; Harvard o.
Among the strong men who will fight
an ordinary season his kicking ability
would make him seem bright star This
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-11-23

Among the strong men who will fight
for Harvard Saturday is Sam FELTON,. In
an ordinary season his kicking ability
would make him seem a bright star. This
seanson he is outshone by Brfckley.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-11-23

Everyone came through the St Msrys
game in fair shape. The men are tired
and sore but not more so than they ex-
pected. Stiff workouts until the middle Of
next week is the announced program Ter
the Ichabods. And there's a feeling at
Washburn that the Aggies viii have 70
play mighty hard to win
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-04-19

Mr.. Henpeck: Is your beef ten
der today?
Butcher: Yes, sir; it's tender as
a woman's heart.
Henpeck:' Then I'll take some
sausage
y5i.~f SClslie 5sas 5,nE1. g-5JcS BAG IT
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
PHYSICIAN SAID ECZEMA CAME FROM TEETHING

"When my little girl was about eight months old, she was taken with very irritating breaking out, which came on her face, neck and back. When she first came down with it, it came in little watery-like testers under her eyes, and on her chin, then after few days it would dry down in scaly, white scabs. In the daytime she was quite worrysome and would dig and scratch her face nearly all the time.
 T consulted our physician and found she was suffering from eczema, which he said came from her teething. I used the ointment he gave me and without any relief at all Then l wrote for book on Cuticura, and pur- chased some Cuticura Soap and Oint- ment at the drug store. I did as I found directions in the Cuticura Book let, and when She was one year old, she was entirely cured Now she is three years and four months, and she has never been troubled with eczema since she was cured by the Cuti- cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment. (Signed) Mrs. Freeman Craver, 311 Lewis St.. Syracuse, N. Y, May 6, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold everywhere, a sam- pie of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to "Cuti- cura," Dept. L, Boston.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
JEW SCORED ON ARIST0CRAT
iII-Bred Remark Brought Discontinue on Duke of Westminster and
 His Companion.

A friend of mine who is in Cairo just now told me a good story in a recent letter of an old Jew of that city who scored off the young duke of Westminster and his inseparable com panion, Lord Rocksayage, when they were there few weeks ago. They were buying some jewelry in the bazar there, and the duke remarked audibly to his friend:
 "The fool doesn't speak English of course" But the fool understood well enough.
 Do you spik Italian?" he asked them, to which they replied in the neg ative.
 Do you spik Grik?"
 ''No."
 Do you spik Turk?"
 "No."
 Do you spik Russian?"
 "No."
 Me one time fool" said the old man after short but eloquent pause; you five times fool!" And the duke and his friend retired discomfited- Exchange.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
AT 4 MANCHU COURT
Empress DoWager of China De-
 SCribed as UnattraCtive.
She Sees Few People Except on Fes- tiVal Days, When Princes and Their Wives Are Entertained at
 the Palace.

Picking, China.-The correspondent of the Manchester Guardian, in an ac- count of the Manchu court, thus de- scrfbes the empres dowager, Lung Yu, widow of Emperor Kwang Hsu:
 Hers is not, as Tze Hsi's was, an attractive personality. She is slight woman between forty-three and forty seven years of age, ugly according to Chinese standards, with an unpleas- antly sallow complexion. She has none of the verve and sprightliness of Tze Hsi, but is cold, hard and self-con- tained. The person who has most in- fuence over her is her chief eunuch, Chang Te
 "In Tze Hsi's day Chang Te was a mere nobody; today he is exceeding y wealthy and has for the last two years been one of the most influential men at court. Greatly above the aver age height, he combines with unusu- al physical strength a reckless buoy ancy that has enabled him successful ly to face many difficult crises. His influence over the empress dowager is such that he has been able almost to isolate her. Tze Hsi had about her favoTite ladies in waiting. Lung Yu has none"
 The dowager empress was then liv- ing in the Yen Shon Tien, also called the Winter and the Sea Palace.
 Except on festival days the em- press dowager sees few people. Then princes, ministers and their wives are invited to the palace ap -tained with theatricals. The theater in the Sea Palace stands in the middle of the lake and consists of four summer houses or pavilions connected by bridges. In one is the stage and op- posite it is the pavilion reserved for the empress dowager and her lady guests. The pavilions at the sides are occupied by princes and ministers. They are curtained, for men are not allowed to see the empress dowager. This rule Is strictly kept and thus there are no state banquets given at the Manchu court, and men and wom- en feast separately"
 Princess Tsai Hsun, wife of the en- peror's uncle, Prince Tsai Hsun, Is
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
IS WORSE THAN ST. HELENA
Tristan d'Acunha Said to Be Loneliest Place on Earth-Inhabited by Farm
 CTS and Cattle Raisers.

New York.-When Napoleon was sent to St. Helena it was thought that the loneliest place on earth had been assigned to him as prison, says Harpers Weekly. But St. Helena is 1,400 miles nearer continent than is Tristan d'Acunha. Many hundreds of miles of ocean lie between this island and it's nearest neighbor. Tristan, in short, is a tiny oasis in a boundless wilderness of waters, go from it in which direction you will.
 It Is rocky and cliff-girt little isle with solitary mountain thousand feet high rearing itself from the midst Yet on this lonely speck of rock and earth there lives a community seem- ingly quite happy in it's isolation from all the rest of the world. They are farmers, cattle raisers and shepherds. In the valleys of the island are fertile fields where potatoes mainly are grown. The food of the people con sists, for the most part, of beef, nut ton, fowls, potatoes and fish.
 Tristan used formerly to produce many fruits and vegetables which can no longer be grown there. The reason of this is that the island for a long time was overrun by rats, which es- capped from a ship that anchored there, and which the people have been un- able, it is said. ever entirely to exter- minate.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

described as the leader of Manchu so- ciety's smart set. The correspondent says:
 "She is a very stout and rather loud woman, very fond of diamonds. It is only within the last four years that these have come into fashion with Manchu ladies. Until then their value was unknown and they were thought to be only glass ornaments. But ladies like Princess Tsai Hsun and the prince regents wife go out good deal. They are very fond of visiting Peking's would-be music hall, the Ar cade-'Peking's Home of Talent as 1t calls itself-and they delight to sit in legation drawing-roms at night time and watch foreigners jumping Some of them have actually learned to dance"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

After glancing over 1t in masterly way, he leaned back in his chair and bestowed upon me an explosion of sar- donic, superior, collegiate laughter.
 Well, you are fool. Jim," he said, when he could speak.
 Why am I fool?" asked Buried treasure has been found before in many places"
 Because" said he, "in calculating the point on the river where your line would strike, you neglected to allow for the variation. The variation there would be nine degrees west. Let me have your pencil"
 Goodloe Banks figured rapidly on the back of an envelope.
 'The distance, from north to south, of the line run from the Spanish mission" said he, "is exactly 22 miles It was run by pocket compass, ac- cording to your story. Allowing for the variation, the point on the Alamito river where you should have searched for your treasure is exactly six miles and nine hundred and forty-five varas farther west than the place you hit upon. Oh. what a fool you are, Jim!"
 He smiled in his superior way; and then I saw come out in his face the singular, eager, consuming cupidity of the seeker after buried treasure.
 Sometimes" be said with the air of the oracle, these old traditions of hidden money are not without foun- dation. Suppose you let me look over that paper describing the location. Perhaps together we might"
 The result was that Goodloe Banks and I, rivals in love, became compan- ions in adventure. We went to Chico by stage from Huntersburg, the near est railroad town. In Chico we hired a team drawing a covered spring wag- on and camping paraphernalia We had the same surveyor run out our distance as revised by Goodloe and his variations, and then dismissed him and sent him on his homeward road.
 It was night when we arrived. fed the horses and made fire near the bank of the river and cooked supper Goodloe would have helped; but his education had not fitted him for prac- tical things.
 But, while worked he cheered me with the expression of great thoughts handed down from the dead ones of old He quoted some translations from the Greek at much length
 The next morning was a bright June one. We were up early and had break fast. Goodloe was charmed He re- ait ;,lr r. or Shelley, while I broiled the bacon.
 Goodloe was looking at old Bundles document when he ripped out most uncollegiate swearword.
 Come here" he said, holding the paper up against the sunlight Look at that" he said. laying his finger against 1t.
 On the blue paper-a thing had never roticed before-I saw stand out in white letters the words and fig ures: Malvern, 1898"
 What about it?' l asked
 Its the water mark" said Good Toe. 'The paper was manufactured in 1898. The writing on the paper Is da- ted 1863. This Is a palpable fraud"
 "Oh. don't kncw," said l. "The Bundles are pretty reliable. plain, un- educated country people. Maybe the paper manufacturers tried to perpe- trate a swindle."
 And then Goodloe Banks went as wild as his education permitted. He dropped the glasses off his nose and glared at me.
 I've often told you you were a
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
Historic Titles Scarce.

When electing their designations. new peers have to remember that once title has been held by a mem Der of the royal family 1t will never subsequently be bestowed upon sub ject not of royal blood. This rule bars the adoption for titles the name of every English county. No wonder new peers are beginning to fall back on names of rivers and streets and that Lord Selby struck out in a new line by choosing his wife's surname.- London Chronicle
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
Modern Definitions

worst of it; also, fuel much affected by cold propositions in search of hot time.
 Mortgage-A new style of rocr for financially shaky individuals with penchant for motoring. Proof against an immediate rainy day. but power less against falling due.
 Obituary-A verbal post mortem mantle that covereth multitude of sins.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
Deep Thinker.

The new teacher was somewhat un- certain as to the nationality of her latest charges She was not kept long in doubt, however. Yoke" she wrote on the board. then asked in her most musical tones. as she looked graciously round the class. Gan any little boy or girl tell me the meaning of that word?"
 A sman blond boy raised his hand. "Ay know." he said hoarsely, ''it-it ess when you say somet'ing funny."- Woman's Home Companion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

Furniture Stolen While They Slept.
 Montreal.-Burglars who have been unusually bold of late, entered the home of J. Seeley on Seaforth avenue and while the family slept carted away the dining-room furniture and four trunksfull of property
 Passersby. who saw their sleigh in front of the door and men carrying out furniture, believed the family was moving and did not interfere.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

Fashion-A device of, foreign dress makers and tailors to make sane per sons appear ridiculous at great ex- pense to themselves.
 Love-A sentiment which tue statesman has for power. tue painter for art. the maid for man, some men for their wives. and all men for money. Q
 Money--A medium of exchange. in the use of which one man gets the
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
AnzN @/5aia zNzY with yoAr ~zze~ ma2hs

fool," he said. You have let yourself be imposed upon by clodhopper. And you have imposed upon me"
 I rose and pointed a large pewter spoon at him, fresh from the dish wa ter.
 "Goodloe Banks" I said, "I care not one parboiled navy bean for your edu- cation. I always barely tolerated it in any one, and I despised it in you. What has your learning done for you? It is a curse to yourself and a bore to your friends. Away" I said, away with your water marks and varia- tions! They are nothing to me- They shall not defect me from my quest" !"
 I pointed with my spoon across the river to a small mountain shaped like a pack saddle.
 q am going to search that noun tain," went on, flor the treasure. Decide now whether you are in 1t or not. If you wish to let water mark or a variation shake your soul, you are no true adventurer. Decide"
 A white cloud of dust began to rise far down the river road. It was the mail wagon from Hesperus to Chico. Goodloe Jagged it.
 q am done with the swindle," said he sourly. "No one but fool would pay any attention to that paper now. We'll, you always were fool, Jim. leave you to your fate.''
 He gathered his personal traps, climbed into the mail-wagon. adjust ed his glasses nervously, and flew away in cloud of dust
 l investigated the hill shaped like a pack saddle from base to summit found an absolute absence of signs re. lating to buried treasure. There was no pile of stones, no ancient blazes on the trees, none of the evidences of the three hundred thousand dollars, as set forth in the document of old man Rundle.
 came down the hill in the cool of the afternoon. Suddenly, out of the cedar-brake stepped into beautiful green valley, where a tributary small stream ran into the Alamito river.
 And there I was startled to see what tOoh tO pC O Wiid LuoliB WlIh udhChPl beard and ragged hair, pursuing a giant butterfly with brilliant wings.
 Perhaps he is an escaped mad. man." I thought; and wondered how he had strayed so far from seats of education and learning.
 And then I took few more steps and saw a vine-covered cottage near the small stream. And, in a little grassy glade, I saw May Martha Man gum plucking wild flowers.
 She strengthened up and looked at me. For the first time since I knew her I saw her face-which was the color of the white keys of new pi- ano-turn pink. I walked toward her without a word. She let the gathered flowers trickle slowly from her hand to the grass.
 T knew you would come, Jim." she said clearly. Father wouldn't let me write, but I know you would come"
 What followed you may guess there was my wagon and team just across the river.
 I've often wonde cred what good too
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
They Should.

My parents used to threaten to )eat some sense into my head"
 Those idle threats that parents lever carry out should be discouraged every way possible
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

A very successful remedy for pelvic catarrh is hot douches of Paxtine An tiseptic, at druggists, 25c box or sent postpaid on receipt of price by The Paxton Toilet, Go, Boston, Mass.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

long life and merry one may be ex- pected by those who use Garfield Tea, the natural herb regulator. For sale at all drug stores.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

A woman seldom eats if there is anything else for her to do.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

beneht her It suffering With the same trouble! Here five letters from southern which prove the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham Vegetable Compound
 LETTER FROM VIRGINIA. Ellon, medicine troubles spells for five minutes at time Now health Lydia Phams Vegetable Compound Blood woman
  hem"Mrs. ROBERT Elon Montgomery Co, Va
 LETTER FROM LOUISIANA Lydia Pakhams Compound the morning feeling tired fit anything taking Compound and Blood Purifier all BLoNDEAU, s41 Polymnia St, New Orleans, La
 LETTER FROM FLORIDA. Wauchula Fa"S time giving 
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 Compound  1T satisfied that had like and remedies
 
 either feel that friend would rather remedies than chula, Florida.
 LETTER FROM WEST VIRGINIA. w. E Pinkhams  people tells MARY 72 N a St. Marinsburg w. Va
 ANOTHER LETTER FROM VIRGINIA. Newport years pains and boaing every that would have bed "A friend Lydia Pinkham Vegetable Compound relief medicine strengthened doctor approved of taking it. will if testimony help suffering
  News Va
 Why don't you try this reliable remedy2
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

Some people love to tell the truth when they think it will hurt.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

I've often wondered what good too much education is to man if he can't use it for himself If all the benefits of it are to go to others where does 1t come in?
 For, May Martha Mangum abides with me-. There Is an eight-room house in live oak grove. and piano with an automatic player, and a good start toward the three thousand head of cattle is under fence
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

It often happens that when a man knows his duty he tries to stave it off by seeking advice.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

PILES CURED IN 6 TO II DAYS Your druggist will refund money If PAZ0 OiNT- MENT fails to any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in to IA days. 5Oc.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22
Still U}oWRN

When shown positive and reliable proof that certain remedy had cured many of female i wouldn't any sensible conclude that the remedy would also benefit her if suffering with the trouble?
 Here five letters from southern which prove the efficiency of Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-03-22

HERE are many kinds of fools. Now, will every body please sit still until they are called upon spe- officially to rise?
 1 had been every kind of fool except one. I had expended my patrimony nretended my matrimony.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-10-18

pressing on her bosom. as if to-
stay the futtering of her heart. 4
introduced myself and told her
that became interested in her
advertisement and had COPIED off
little crown of glory for myself
by finding her long lost Mr.. Gar
vanza x del Pistachio Tomales.
At which the dark-eyed senior
tia dragged a knife from the folds
of her dress and shrieked:
ware ees he? Hah, ware e-e-e-es
he?"
Then I tumbled. She was out
for vengeance. She was on the
warpath.
There was a ring at the door
bell. Horrors, in a moment Mr..
Garvanza X del Pistachio To-
males would be here.
They had lovely reunion, but
there was no blood split. Thanks
to Mr.. Tomales finding the win
dow directly.
(The end.)
O-O-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-10-18
BITS OF NEWS
James E. Dona-

Salem, Mass.-James E. Dona-
hue, Lawrence newspaperman,
was the first witness in the trial
of Ettor, Giovannitti and Caruso.
Little Falls, N. Y.-Charles
Rowe, Amsterdam, and John.
Latimore, Utica, added to the So
cialists under arrest today by
sheriff. Rowe arrested because
he started to read the constitution
of U. S. from a soap box, and Lat
more for addressing the bystand-
'ers in the deaf and dumb sign Ian
guage.
Detroit, Mich.-C Calmly contin-
uing the celebration of mass
while flames ragged about him,
Rev, Father Ernest Van Dyke,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-10-18

which did $1,000 damage to the
edifice today.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
football team left for Columbus,
o., today to meet o. S. U. Satur-
day.
New Orleans, LAIR. Oscar
Bowling says several hundred
cases of diphtheria in various
towns were contracted from
monkeys travelling with wild
west show which recently toured
the state. Z
Grand Forks, N. D.-Martha
Adsem, 10, and her 1-year-old sis
ter were burned to death today
when they tried to start stove
fire with kerosene.
Beloit; Wis.-Frank Black will
wheel Al Redford to the North
western depot in a. wheeIbarrow
Saturday to pay a bet. Black
bet New York Giants would win
worlds baseball series.
Moore, Mont.-Robbers car
ried safe weighing 500 pounds
from saloon into alley, broke it
open with tools from blacksmith
shop. Worked an hour with it.
People thought it was blacksmith
working. Escaped with $500.
Wilson Special Car, Clarks-
burg. w. Va.-Gov. Woodrow
Wilson was caught in bed for
first time since his speaking cam
paign and forced to appear and
speak before crowd in his pa
jamas.
WEATHER FORECAST
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-06-10

We do not now recall a more pathetic
sight than that OF a bald man trying
to spear a large, active fly with a palm
leaf fan and protane protests that
would burn hole through an asbestos
roof. The fly is the greatest little mul.
ttpller now engaged in padding the
census returns. He does not live to
himself alone, but scatters sunshine
and blue.nosed offspring along the
pathway Of life in the most reckless
and prodlgal manner. The fly is be-
set by pitfalls on all sides, ranging
from the callodsed hand OF the hired
girl to the poisonous finger bowl. Ev.
cry year millions OF flies walk care
.lessly into the embrace of a sheet CT
sticky fly-paper, rear .agonizingly on
their hind feet in an attitude Of deep
concern, then sink calmly 70, rest ID
a gluey grave. The fly does not work
at.hfs trate+;r -the.xinter.time,- brt de.
Notes himself to sharpening bis singer
and edGeatihg what e Tell 81 oniet
happy and united family. The favor
lite pastime OF the iiy is 10 secret him.
self in a 6ddrs6n on a Hot night and
walk up oka down The katsA Of some