The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-03

expect the electoral votes to come
from? They will come from those
of Republican misrule-and that means
a majority of the people of this coun-
try. With Wilson as the candidate
you need have no fear of a repetition
of the Parker fiasco of eight years ago.
With Harmon as the candidate, repre-
senting the same reactionary policies
that Parker represented, you can ex
pect the same kind of a result that
your candidate produced them.
The Louisville Courier Journal is
trying to suppress the silk stocking
craze. Marse Henry is putting his
hand where it hasn't any business.
Man nearly always calls a lawn
mower out of its name.
When McRae entered state politics
Park TramamelPs monopoly on the
good looks was broken.
Jail sentences should occur to the
minds of judges occasionally.
An idle brain is the DEVILS work
shop accounts for the colonel casting
his hat into the ring.
the fortunate ones always
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You cannot pay your poll taxes to-
day, but tomorrow is the best day Iof
all to attend to it.
Cannot Pensacola people get together
to make the Deep Water City a sum-
mer resort?
Don't expect your humor to take
with hungry man.
With you've Got to Quit Kiclxin'
My Dawg Aroun'" as a battle cry the
Democrats should receive strong sup
port from the lovers Of poodle dogs.
Brown eyed beauties are the real
things of beauty and joys forever.
Moclingbirds chant in the treetops
while the storks bring their offerings
to the homes Of Pensacola.
With open arms Pensacola bids the
railroads come.
Columbia boys should not be CEN
sured for becoming ball players-those
Columbia biscuit have to be put 20
some use, you know.
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When man loses his sense Of humor
AO 10 POOA NcAAP1hS
Midsummer night dreams will soon
be with us.
What has become of the old-fash-
Toned man who wore standing collar
without a tie?
Hardest work man has to do is
that which he figures a way to leave
undone.
Always remember that a drunkard
is so from choice.
Railroads claim they get no profit
out of the express business. OF course
not-that's not what they are for
The express companies are to hold up
the people-thought everybody knew
that.
Lawns of Pensacola are now colored
to the Irishman's delight.
It would be news item of interest
if it can be learned whether Mr..
Gompers's credulity survived its re-
cent shock.
Some people have an idea that max
ing fools of themselves shows origi-
nality, but it's nothing new.
What has become of the old-fash-
Toned school teacher who wore long
tailed linen coat?
If a fellow found hard boiled egg
would it be considered hard luck?
Rather live this far south and cavort
around among the fig trees and rose
bushes than in the north and become
presidential possibility.
The nride Of fhe ia mort If
Pensa cola.
If butting in is having a ''bully
time" the gentleman should be enjoy
ing himself.-Montgome Advertiser.
He is at least having a goaty time.
Here's hopin' the big sticks stuck.
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When that monument of Eve is
really built, what Will be the style of
her costume?
At any rate Adam copld not accuse
Eve Of having past when he met her.
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The Columbia State thinks the
Chinese wall ought to be purchased
for our Mexican border.