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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
No Place for Smokers.

Milwaukee. November Is
smoking will not be allowed on any
street cars in this city, At that time
all cars will be reconstructed, with
no place reserved for users of the
weed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Keenipu IL Dark.

Eye-"What was my name before I
was married."
Adam-"TI tell you some time; we
are trying to keep it out of the pa
pers. Satire.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Wise

Lottie-'sHow does that candidate
on the surffaagette ticket get so many
votes"
Hattie" She addresses her 8O-year-
old constituents as girls. Life.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19

Janesville.-The high school has
been closed for fumigation because
of the discovery of a case of infan-
tile paralysis among the students
The case is considered serious.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Consecrates New Churnh.

Green Bay.-The new St. Johns
church, completed at a cost of S75.-
600 recently, and which takes the
place OF the one burned, has been
consecrated.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19

China, has taken the lead in the move
ment for world peace, and has devel-
oped trade and commerce to a point
beyond the dream Of the founders of
the republic. In a word, he will find
that the nation has fiourished under
the Republican banner as no nation
ever fourished before on the face Of
the earth.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
At the Sidesh how.
kicking

What's the ossiied man kicking
about?"
Hes got a stiff knee"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Such is Life.

Full many a man Of modest worth,
Who has no wish to own the earths
Would be content with a little fat
But Oftentimes he can't get that
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19

to the people, it voted against cheap
postage, the homestead law and the re
sumption Of specie payment. Claim.
ing to be in favor of a higher stand
ard of living for the working man,
lit enacted free trade measures which
sent him into indefinite and enforced
idleness and reduced him and his
family to the level of the pauper labor
Of Europe Processing the utmost pa
triotism, it gave all possible aid to
the rebellion. II has stood in the way
Of almost every constructive measure
Of the Republican party.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Snnarior Dnck Striks

Superior.-Five hundred men are
on strike at the Great Northern ore
docks. They demand an increase of
25 cents a day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19

Mrs. Henpeck-Has your brother
Charlie joined the Don't Worry
CIub?"
Mr.. Henpeck-He isn't eligible.
Mrs. Henpeck-Why not?
Mr.. Hehpeck-He isn't married yet
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
What MiIIunn Missed

Their laughing eyes and cleaning ourls
We dearly like to note;
Alas, there were no chorus girls
When Shakespeare lived and wrote,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Candy Factory tor Merrill.

Merrill.-The Merrill Candy com
pany will begin business here soon,
with a capital stock Of $4,000.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Democratic History.

On the other hand, what will the
first voter find in the history of the
Democratic party? He will learn that
it was founded by Jefferson as a pro-
test to the policy of Washington,
whom he disliked. Founded on the
idea Of resentment, resistance, mega
tioon, subversion and an academic and
false conception of personal privilege,
the party has quite naturally been
against all sane measures directed to-
ward the healthy progress of the
country and the real advancement of
its people, being party of opposition
and of obstruction, its policy has been
to preach calamity and foster discon-
tent; to promise everything and actual
ly do nothing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19

Mrs. Askitt Cat the mountain resort,
a temperance hotel) day you
men make several trips to see the her
nit. Where is he?
Mr.. Askitt-Sh! He's the bartend-
or
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19

in his speech to the Progressive con
vention, he talked like a regular pro
tectionist, and the platform written
under his direction is no better than
The Republican DIatform.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
= 1-N1V Y u u y y u . $500
William"

ooh, Bill? never met him. I
used to know Joe Wordsworth, and,
say, he was some Ieft-handed swatter,
believe me"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Joe Was Really Great.

TT seems to me there are certain
things which Wordsworth has said
better than anyone else has ever said
them"
What Wordsworth's that?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
ParadoxicaI Proceedings

Did you get up against a swindling
propositions" ooh, yes; he fell Tor
It."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
An Old Story.

A little lamb in Wall Street frfsks,
On profits hopes to cram;
But Wall Street, by some clever twists,
Soon frisks that little lamb.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Easy BY Comparison.

Eyes, I once Travelled all over the
country with a troupe Of trained
dogs"
Didn't you find them difficult to
manager"
81 used to think they were hard to
manage, but I've changed my mind
since I've been managing a troupe of
operate stars. Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Ready m ObIica

Little James, while at a neighbor's S,
was given a piece of bread and butter,
and politely said, Thank you"
That's right, James" said the lady;
Il like to hear little boys say Thank
you
We'll" rejoined James, eff you want
to hear me say it again, you might
put some jam on it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Republican Party win Live.

Let not the first voter be deceived
by the noise and red fire of a third
party. It is nothing new, this violent
cutlery against Republican leaders and
Republican measures on the part of
erstwhile Republicans, smarting IN
der the sting Of political disappoint-
ment or the whip of foiled ambition.
1t does not take very long memory
to recall the Liberal Republican bolt
of Horace Greeley in 1872, and the
factions Of the party during the early
COS which resulted in the Farmers
Alliance, Greenback and Populist par
ties. The bolt of the silver Republic
ans in 1895 is still more recent his
tory.
The life Of the Republican party is
not threatened by the blind ambition,
the folly and madness of men whom it
has once honored. Their loud cries
only emphasize their sense of loss in
being outside the fold. Governments
have learned that history repeats it
self, and just as surely as it does, just
so surely will the Republican party
continue on it's predestined course. It
will be guarding the liberties Of the
people, administering justice, and
keeping wide the door Of hope to all
American citizens, when its present
traduCeTs are buried in oblivion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1912-09-19
Appeals to First Voters,

And as it is thus destined to live
because the great work to which it is
dedicated has not been accomplished,
it offers to the first voter not only
the splendid record of its past, but the
glorious promise of it's future. To
ignore it's claim upon patriotism and
good judgment is to eat the fruit of
the Dead sea. The young man who,
under the misleading influences which
surround him. Identifies himself with
an organization inspired only by sell
ishness and defeated ambition, sim
his talents. He starts upon a road
which leads nowhere. By following
it's indefinite course he cannot hope to
be factor in national government
or contribute to the improvement of
the welfare of his feIlow-men.t He
will simply repeat the experience Of
those misguided ones who have gone
down with empty hands into the pc
litical oblivion which envelops the
parties they once espoused.
These are the reasons why the
first voters should support President
Taft and the Republican party. By SO
doing they will assist in maintain
ing constitutional government and
will assure the permanence of
prosperity. Any other course means
the frittering away of magnificent
opportunity.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05
THE JEFFERSONIAN.

1t IS SO related Of the bigoted Roman Cath
ohc, Louis XIV.
In all the long line of the pagan Popes, we
are not told of single one who burned peo-
pie at the stake, left them to rot in foul dun
geons, tortured them to death by hellish
instruments of torment.
NO pagan Pope ever had womans breasts
torn off with red hot pincers
No pagan Pope ever had men and women
broken on the wheel
No pagan Pope ever hunted ''heretics," as
though they were wild beasts, to be shot
down, or put to sword, or trampled under the
feet of horses, or burnt up, along with their
homes.
No pagan Pope ever acclaimed massacre
of St. Bartholomew.
No pagan Pope ever bounded down inno-
cent Waldenses
No legate of a pagan Pope ever issued the
the Albigensien Crusade
skill them all: God will know His own"
And the devilish order was obeyed, to the
letter.
In my next, / will cite the highest authori-
ties, to prove that Mr.. WindIe's conception of
civilization and It's origin, is totally wrong.
What is the most frightful arraignment of
human conditions that was ever penned?
1t is the book of Rabelais, the Catholic
monk; and what he describes is Roman Cath
Ole France, reduced to- the almost bottomless
pit Of vice and depravity by Roman Cath
olicism.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05
Notice 10 jeff Subscribers.

EVERY one knows there are very few
- magazines now selling at ten cents per
copy.
Nearly all have advanced their price to
fifteen.
Watson's Magazine will not be advanced,
at least, for the present.
The Weekly will still be one dollar per
year, but, we will not be able to send both the
publications for one fifty, as has been done
Everything In connection with the printing
business has increased in price.
Wages, material supplies, all have steadily
advanced, and it is hard matter for many
publications to meet expenses in the dull sea-
son, and impossible for them to make profit.
Hereafter, subscriptions to both Jeffs, to the
same address, will be $1,75 per year, instead
of $3.50.
For the three publications, the Watson
Magazine, the Weekly Jeff and the P. D. the
price will be 1926.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05
PardOns, i'm South Carolina
and Georgia.

MUCH racket has been kicked up over
Bleases pardons, in South Carolina.
What I'd like to know is
(1) Has he granted full pardon to any
negro who crept to poor white mans house,
and shot out both the eyes of said white
man?
We had Governor of Georgia who did
f1dt
(2) Has Blease committed the sentence of
white man who raped his own step-daugh-
ter, and was sentenced to death for it?
We had Governor of Georgia who did
that
(3) Has Governor Blease saved the neck
OF white married man who raped a white
woman, and who was condemned to die for
his crime?
We had-a Governor of Georgia who did
that
a. Has Governor Blease granted full
pardon to another negro, who atrociously
murdered white man, and who was SEN
fenced to hang for it?
We had a Governor of Georgia who did
that
(5) Has Blease taken advantage of sis
ter, in his Executive Office, when that sister
came to plead for pardon for herr convicted
brother?
We had Governor of Georgia who did
that
And some of the Georgians who supported
our said Governor, are sadly put out by some
of the alleged misdoings of Blease.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05

The History of The French Revolution by
Thos. E. Watson. When the Macmillan
Company published "The Story Of France"
for some reason they published an extra num-
Der of the second volume. After disposing of
an even number of the two volumes, Mr..
Watson purchased all of the second volume.
The books are handsomely bound, and printed
on extra fine paper.
The second volume of "The Story of
France" is history of that era from the end
of the reign of Louis XIV, to the consulate of
Napoleon Bonaparte.
The number is limited Price, postpaid,
$40. The Jeffersonian Publishing Com
pany, Thomson, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05
The Atlanta Smith Gray Journal
Won't Let Me.

THE National Democratic Campaign Com
mlttee has invited me to make some
speeches in Kansas and Nebraska.
My business is of such nature-Jefer-
sonlan Pub. Co-that [ cannot, as yet, go SO
far from home.
[ would be quite willing to make some
speeches for our national ticket in Alabama,
South Carolina, Florida and Georgia
But the Atlanta Journal objects to my say
ing word.
The Smith Gray Journal says that my sup
port of the ticket would damage the same
Therefore, | would suggest that the
National Democratic Campaign Committee
take the matter up with the watch-and-shot-
gun bankrupt, who, according to Jack Cohen,
is the chief owner of the J0u7o01"
Har! Har! Har!
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05
WatsOn's Reply, TO WindEe.
CONCLUDED FROM PAGE oNE.)

CONCLUDED FROM PAGE oNE.)
1t as only en- Roman Catholic countries that
these pagan customs Survive.
Mr.. Windle refers to Plato's arraignment
of pagan Civilizations: will he please cite me
to the book and page?
He also refers to Juvenal, Tacitus, Sue
tonius, &c.
Juvenal was poet, satirist
When DR.. Samuel Johnson came to pic
ture the vice. crime, and depravity of Lon
don, he paraphrased Juvenal's satire against
pagan Rome.
What Rome had been, under a pagan
empire, London had become, under centuries
of Roman Catholic domination.
DIR. johnson knew London, from top to
bottom, and he was scholar of distinctly
Romanist learning.
He was Tory of the Tories, and a church
man Of the strlctest persuasion.
Yet when he came to draw picture of the
awful conditions in London, he frankly
adopted the description which Juvenal wrote
of Rome.
Mr.. Windle alludes to Suetonius, who left
a fearful Indictment of the later Caesars
such as Tiberius and his successors.
Did Mr.. Windle ever read of the Roman
Catholic sovereigns, Louis XIV. of France,
Peter the Cruel of Portugal, Alexander vi.
Pope Of Rome and the Prince Regent, who
held the reins of power during the minority
of Louis XV.g
It is not related that any of the Caesars
held their orgies of debauchery in the same
room where his daughter was holding hers.
It IS so related of that devout Roman Cath
olic, the Prince Regent.
It is not related that any of the Caesars
took as mistresses four sisters, in success lon.
It Is so related of that detout Roman Cath
Ollie, Louis XIV.
1t is not related of any Of the decadent
Caesars that he compelled his wife to appear
in public, in the same carriage, with an
acknowledged coneubine.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05
Total

Now that the farmers have something to
sell, / do earnestly trust that they contribute
to this fund for the destitute widow, and
orphan daughter of man who gave the best
years of his life to the cause Of the common
people. T. E. w.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05

Bethany, by Thos, E. Watson. A Romance
of the Civil War, with vivid pen pictures of
plantation life, before the war. Price, $131,
postpaid. The Jeffersonian Publishing Com
pany, Thomson, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05

Life and Speeches of Thos E. Watson will
encourage every ambitious young man who
has to struggle for success. Price, &C. post
paid The Jeffersonian Publishing Company,
Thomson, Ga.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05

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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1912-09-05
The Relief Fund for MRS. s. F.
Norton.

& lNCE our first appeal for the relief fund
for Mrs. s. +. Norton widow of the bril-
liant Populist orator, editor and author, the
list has steadily grown, and several new
names have been added.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-29
MAT GAME in BAD
.REPUTS SAYS
CARROLL
Well Known Wrestler Who
Trained Here Hasn't Met
Dr.. Roller Yet.

Joe Carroll, the well-knOwn wrestler
who was In Honolulu for a number
of months and who, after conditioning
himself here under the skilful hands
of Trainer Pete Baron. went to the
mainland to camp ON the trail OF DR..
b. +. Roller. has been having some
hard luck that nscessitated n post
ponemcnt Of all his plans.
A slight bruise TO AN arm, received
while training on the mat here one
day. did not bother him until months
afterward, when he was at his home
In Iowa for Christmas Then the arm
began TO swell. Joe went all the way
to the Coast to be operated ON by "a
skilled Seattle surgeon. and was laid
up In the hospital for several weeks.
This upset all his plans for getting
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-29
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-29
CLOSE MATCHES IN WALL CUP
TOURNAMENT prove HANDICAPS
Light Is Poor In Late Afternoon and Two Matches Have to
Be Postponed. n. Barnes and lack Guard Play Whil
wind Set Which Goes to Former 1913.

ing set and match. ga. Two more
matches were chopped on In the mid
die on account of darkness, J. H.
Barnes taking one set los OFF Jack
Guard after whirlwind play In which
both men nit hard and accurately, and
Sinclair leading Bockus G-3, 3-all. In
the Barnes Guard AGAR the latter was
hitting his service with tremendous
force. and scoring many aces Off H.
He had Barnes working like horse,
but the latter was a bit steadier at
the end--und just managed to nose out
the deciding game.
DEER has now reached the semi-n-
mails. and this afternoons play viii
bring three other men into this round
The finals will probably be played Sat =
urday afternoon. and the challenge
round. In which the winner of the
tournament viii meet A. l.. Castle. win
be played Monday afternoon.
Yesterdays results:
DEER beat Dowsett, Ga. Ca: Sin
clair beat Novel; CO.'S, G-3). Ga; Gray
beat Richards, go, 6-3, Ga: X. b.
Barnes beat Macaulay 10. Ga: J. II
Barnes leads Guard. lO-S: Sinclair
leads Bockus. G-3. go.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-29
GREEN ARCHITECTS Differ
az ct"

Among local golfers one always
hears n certain amount Of talk about
this or that hazard being unfair and
some hole or other favoring the. long
driver or the accurate approacher.
whichever 1t happens to he. Every
one has his own idea about the
course. and it's u safe bet that II ev-
cry player In the Country club was
allowed To go out and design course
over the same ground, the result
would be nothing but greens and tees,
every man having n distinctly diner
ent Flea about their location.
Garden Smith says In the London
Globe that among the many works of
golf still to be written IL a "History
Of Golf Architecture"
II 1t were written by a strictly i'm
partial person, with sense of humor,
we make bold to say that II would be
the most entertaining book ever pro-
duced on the subject of the royal and
ancient game. The subject itself can
boast of no antiquity. There was no
such thing as green architecture and
no such person AZ green architect
In the modern sense. even twelve
years ago. They are entirely rubber
cored products The only golf archi-
tect In the old days was nature. and
when man Ia IN ont hIa links for golf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-29

Tom Dunn. These worthless did their
best with In. materials nj their conn
mand, and If they failed. Il must not
be forgotten that they were set to do
something that had never been done
before. and they had not the adyan-
taye possessed by the modern green
architects OF profiting by the mis-
takes of their predecessors.
But when the rubber cored ball
came In there was nothing short OF
n revolution I'm green architecture. II
is true that for some time there had
been a tendency not only To Icngthen
courses, but to make holes Of stereo.
typed lengths I'm accordance with the
dogma that the only correct lengths
for holes are a full shot and its null
gave IA stimulus to the desire for
length. and tees were nut back and
holes nut forward To satisfy IL II
was found. however, that these alter
ations DESTROYED all the character of
holes. The hazards were all In the
wrong places. Then arose the green
architect lie declared that the haZ-
ards were unfair. and proceeded to
demolish them and make others In
what he considered the best positions
to guard the new fcatureiess putting
greens. He even made the bunkers of
regulation patterns, and so placed them
that the long driver had a perfectly
clear path from tee to hole. A dread
full mopotony fell upon the game II
was practically reduced to driving and
putting and all the variety and incl
dent of the old golf were banished.
Ball. Makers Busy.
Meantime the bali makers had not
been idle. They now produced u ball
which drove so tar that all the green
architects carefully measured system
| of holes and bunkers tumbled down