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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1912-05-23
Merkkihenkil0ita Titanicilla.

Titanicin OBJECTIONABLE retkella
oil paljon tunnettuia kuuluisuuksia,
merkkihenkiloita ia rahapohattoia.
M. m. maintain maiden ioukossa
seuraavat:
Mr. Stead, tunnettu englantilaiaen
kiriailiia, Rev. of Reviews'in tot
mittaja ia Suomi-ystava.
Francis Millet, arvossa pidetty
taidearvosteliia ia m~aalaaia Was
hingtonista ia useiden amerikka-
laisten museoiden esimies.
M. C. M. Hays, Grand Trunk rau-
tatien paallikk0 ia Kanadan tunne-
tuimpia rautatiemiehia; vaimonsa
ia tyttarensa kanssa oil han Lon
toosta kotimatkalla.
Maiuri Archibald Butt, presiden
tin adjutantti.
Eversti J. J. Astor, AZ vuotias
pohatta ia sukunsa tunnetun kan
taisan pojanpoika, kuuluisan Aston
hotellin ~rakentaia ia t~ykkivaen ryk-
mentin paallikk0 sodassa Espaniaa
vastaan.
George ID. Widener, tunnettu FL
ladelphialainen pohatta ia sen Pc
ter A. W:n polka, joka maksoi
Rembrandin ,,Myllysta" 100000
markkaa. Osa uudessa London
museumissa esillaolleita muinais-
esineita olivat rva W:n lahioitta-
mia.
Lordi Ashburton, Daring-suvun
jasen, ioka muutamia vuosia sitten
meni naimisiin amerikalaisen nayt-
telijattaren miss Frances Donnellyn
kanssa.
Kreivitar of Rothes, joka mat.
kusti Amerikaan miestansa tapaa-
maan, silla tama on oleskellut Yh-
dysvalloissa jonkun aikaa aikeissa
perustaa STELLA hedelmafarmin.
Rva M. Rotchild, saksalainen
nainen, ioka luulta vasti on tri Max
Rotchildin puoliso New Yorkissa.
Tri w. F. N. O'Longh, laivan yli
laakari, iasen korkeimpia %upseereja.
McElroy, laivan provianttimesta-
ri, jolla sitapaitsi oil talletettava-
ma matkustsjain monet kalliit ko-
risteet ia hohtokiviesineet.
Mr. j. Ridgeley Carter, Yhdysval-
tain minister Rumaaniassa, ioka
oil tilapaisella k~otimatkalla.
Hra ia rva Daniel Marvin, edel-
linen 10, jalkimainen Is vuotias,
nuori haamatkaltansa palaava pa
riskunta, ioka kuului New Yorkin
seuraelaman parhaimmistoon. ku-
ten my0skin mukana ollut rva F.
J. Swift.
Lady Duff Gordon. tunnettu erin
omaisen kekseliaana naispukujen
laatijana nimella Lucille; han omis-
taa useita suuria muotiliikkeita
Lontoossa, Pariisissa ia New Yor-
kissa.
Mr.. Charles Williams, mailman
kuuluu tennispelaaja, jonka pitt
New Yorkissa tavata tennistoverin-
ga j. Standingin.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1912-05-23
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mattialaIla.

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Id paitfotunniaa on toufof. 1 p. ia
idltimdiIiad iamon FUN Z y tulee
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tn.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1912-05-23

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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1912-05-23
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fulurpan muoben bentifirioin mus
fam on 5000 benfed. WGtilutu on
mime nuobeeia tosponut 1913 ben
FED.
Wuoben 1907 bentifiriasia oil
2~i--.,;E scs.S.S 10. penteu TO-
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Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1912-05-23
Sosialislien kanta siveellisyysasiassa
herattanyt paheksumista.

Krist. ty0vaenliiton Turun etel.
Observation-Disclosures vuosikokoukses.
sa huhtik. 20 p. hyvaksyttiin seu-
raava lausunto:
Observation-Disclosures taholta
on valtiopaivain asiakirjoissa, mu-
ka inhimillisyyden nimessa, esitet-
ty vaatimus, eta sikion aiaminen
tehtaisiin taysin luvalliseksi min
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
Difference in Iccbergs.

No two icebergs appear 10 be eN'
actly alike in size and shape. Some
look. for all the world. like Arabs
tents as they glide along. and others
like cliffs, castles, cathedrals, yachts
and occasionally they resemble some
we'll known animal. Some OF the PIN
nacles OF large berg rise nearly
l 900 feet above the water, while the
base may occupy an area OF ten or
twelve acres. Seen through power
full glass, one may detect waterfalls
Upon these islands OF ice, ana Ill
kinds Of arctic birds, and perhaps ]
few seals.
Then the colors are almost beyond
description. The stately plnnacles
glisten in the sun like powdered glass
At times the berg is pure white at
others it looks greensh.-From Harold
J. Shepstone's "Icebergs" in st. Nlcho'
las.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
al liked TO Be Gulled."

Sir William Gull, the well-knoWn
London physician. was once the VIC
tim OF an amusing piece OF repartee
on the part OF fellow practitioner.
The occasion was dinner party at
which several distinguished medical
men were present. The conversation
happened to turn upon the subject OF
ouackery. and Sir William Gull eV-
pressed his conviction that a certain
amount of it was essential to success
in practice, adding: 1T is an exam
pie Of the old saying, 'Populus vult
decipi'" (people like to be deceived).
Quite So said the host; now, can
any one present give an English
equivalent to that" Nothing easier"
dryly remarked a wellknown physl-
clan Of one of the Manchester hos
pitfalls. The public liked to be
'gulled.'."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
SECOND BASE MADE FAMOUS.
"7opr Anson, Old Time Leader, Tells
Story Of Players Who Have Won
Reno"in at Middle Station.

Por Ianson, the great old player, re-
.ates the following story:
-Four men nave made second base
famous" says Arson. They are Lar
- Laioic. Johnny Eyers, Eddie Collins
end Fred Mcrkle.
THE kind Of work they have done
u make second base famous differs,
Merkla's is far separated from that OF
The other three. Nerkle made it ia
nous by forgetting it.
"But Merkle had nothing on Kelly
Why, Kelly would often forget to
touch it. He would cut across from
first to third when he thought he
could get away with it.
"1Vhenever we would start a series
away from home Kelly would get in
his best work Of course, they had
oilly one umpire then. and if he hap
pened to SEQ Nike cut second and
called his attention to it: Mike would
pass the, matter off by quietly explain
ing that the park vas new to him and
he did not know where second base
was located
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16

z1c-1 ~h9r. 100000 last year. Reiff
aer ben riding In France for many
tears aud is one Of the most popular
... An: .LtnlA Jockeys abroad.
%y!ni 6cid, q negro ride, who won
20. many =aces for Edward Corrigan
Y Epo 7-asE is one of the popular
-,doH& IN the German turf. Archibald.
.~hc. + now riding in India, is under
contract. to ride for Baror Oppenheim
tnis. season He won the Kentucky
Derby lass year. Eddie Dugan will
lido il austria, anti will earn ut least
$4,000 during Tho season.
'skeets" Martin will ride Harry
psyae Whitney's racers in England.
He had lair success last season with
Ihcrl. Danny Maher. who just failed
tc. Tvir. 100 races last season, will
again be under contract to the Baron
DO Rothschild.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
Hal Chase as Seen by Artist cesare.

, diversion is keeping his heels in, his
elbows stiff and. :his thumbs pointing
up. He can give riding master the
lag, nine buttons; and pound on the
floor for the culled man: in the white
coat before the riding master. gets his
, horse reined W. =.
The gib.boom Of the Yankees is mild
and good natured until somebody asks
him to make a speech at a baseball
banquet, at which his finger nails nip
into his palms until the blood spurts
and he begins to look like Lady Mac
beth at the Labor day matinee, with a
perceptib1e grinding of his molars fol.
lowed by pronounced twitching OF
his kicking muscles. go.
He is the greatest first baseman be.
tween the Canadian Pacific and the
Gulf stream and owns a home in
Leonia, n. j. There are hundreds OF
men who own homes: there, but Chase
admits it. :. IL.
When winter comes, though, Hal
doesn't mind it-he can read Para
disc Lost" = He would rather read
Millions great home run than have a
box at grand opera with the presi'
dent and ice cream and lady fingers
served between acts. He has read it
three times and is now on the last
I lap of the fourth. ~
When he wants to be deliriously joy.
fu! lie puts on his house slippers and
reads a chapter out loud to his wife,
stoppingr now and then to close his
eyes and quote in dreamy, full
throated tone:
High on a throne OF regal state,
- which far
Outshone the wealth of Ormus and Of
Ind" -
until Hal; Jr., begins to string spools
on Toms tail. Then Hal, Sr., gets up.
;throws Sthe cat ,out the window., and
goes. on with the full-throated!
Copyright. 1911. by W. G. Chapman)
-"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16

tied Dickens with displaying as he as
sumed the character, Of first one ana
then another Of his creations. the pa
1hos. the humor. the tragedy ne put
into q tone; the marvellous way III
which he stirred the emotions OF OLD
and young in his audience. would ap-
near 10 be bit eXtravagant We're II
not that now and then in later years
some old man. looked upon as stern
and International. told with faltering
voice how he stood in line all one
night TO buy ticket to one oi BOZ
readings. and then went on to talk
lust about as Miss Field wrote. only
before he got as far along in his
story the tears were running down
his wrinkled cheeks-his old heart
strings still atune to the magic OF Inc
Master.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
DICKENS FITTED FOR STAGE
Kate Field, Excellent Judge Of Char
scter, Confident He Might Have
Been Great Actor.

No one ever paid much higher
tribute 10 Dickens than did Kate
Field. She had the soul OF poet a
discriminating taste in art and liter
AZURE and wide knowledge OF the
world. In mentality she was fully as
strong as either Of her brilliant broth
ers, David, Dudley. Stephen J. or Cy'
rus ". and she certainly was as good
if not a better judge OF character.
She once wrote an appreciation OF
Dickens in which she declared the
world lost its greatest actor Wnen
Boz became a writer. She gave de-
scription of one OF Dickens readings
that was mastery in its vividness OF
detail Such versatility. az she eFso,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
YANKEE JOCKEYS IN EUROPE
Many: Knights Of Pisskin, Unable to
,.% Make Living In United States,
Hs."'t Popular In Old Country.

THE restriction placed upon racing
ID. the United States has caused our
greatest jockeys TO go abroad. The
knights of the pigskin were unable to
make a living here and they migrated
across. the pond, TO the turfmen that
*ere-eager to pay them princely sal.
aries. This season there will be on
Ma, race tracks of England, France,
Germany, Austria and Russia the fol-
loving American jockeys: Danny Ma
her; lHrSkeets" Martin, Frank O'Neil,
JohRny. Reiff, Winnie O'Connor. j.
Archibald. ]. Sumpter. D. Winfield,
Guy Garner; Eddie Dugan. Milton Hen
,ry, Nash Turner and Willie Shaw. The
average sum that each Jockey will re-
,eeiRe will be $4,000, Or an aggregate
amount 'of:.s156,0O0
O'Neil was the most success
full iockey:in France last season. He
rode for William X. Vanderbilt.
OfNeirs work placed the Vanderbilt
racers, high up on the winning list.
Frank won 1853 races out OF total of
sos mounts. He won the most valu-
able race in France. the Grand Prix
de Paris, worth about $4,000. and
wound up his notable achievements by
capturing the Doncaster st. Leger.
=, Although In The matter Of winning
mounts =O,Neil was at the top of the
list of jockeys in France, his success
in, the percentage line was not close
to the record OF Johnnie Reiff, who
won one race out of every four. O'Neil
will again wear the white and black
rolors of Vanderbilt this season.
= Reiff's success last season was bril-
liant. He won 111 races out OF total
or 462 mounts: He was largely re-
sponsible for the success of Frank j.
Gould's horses. The Gould stable won
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
By HOMER CROY.

Hal Chase, the great billiard play
err, is also captain Of the Yankees. lie
would rather play billiards, after De
ing out on q months camping trip
with nothing to stay the inner man
except canned Calls tongue, pemmlcan
and an uninterrupted view OF the land
scape, than have a plush-button, gold
en-backed chair in the dining room
of the Waldorf with three walters and
a waterboy to heed his beck.
A three.cushion carrom is as easy
to him as a pickup. He was born in
Los Angeles % years ago and began
playing three-ole-cat 25 years ago
come spring. and could look an umpire
in the eye and tell him to go to Gas
the clever and lamented Shakespeare
would mildly put it, before he could
pronounce Popocatapetl.
At II he played second base for the
home town team and when he had
multiplied it by two he was the
youngest and best looking manager
between the Pacific seaboard and Mat
tvs checkerboard. He has such good
shoulders and leaps so gracefully that
he has to have a penknife operated
by foot power - open his MASKING
notes. His wife stamps the date Oh
the back while Hal. Jr.. picks up the
Rawlings.
He went one year 10 college, max
ing a major of second base, a minor
of handball and bluff ct calculus
The faculty couldn't see him with a
microscope and full lights on, sigh
ing with relief when he climbed In
the chair car homeward bound; but
ever since he made good they have
been so kicking mad that they have
been going about with their ankles
strapped together to keep. from pun
ishing. themselves. !. ;. !;
His hobbies are. hunting and hotse-
back riding. Wheh he gets out Of
his baseball toys his favorite outdoor
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
Noriarty Not For Sale.

Clarke Griffith, new manager OF the
Nationals, is not having things run
entirely to his liking. He is finding it
harder than usual to get new men to
bolster uD the Washington team. Crit
fifth has now given up all hope of get
ting Moriarty Of the Tigers to play
third base for his team. Griffith
hasn't any player to offer in trade
and realizes that Moriarty cannot be
secured for a cash offer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
Y :
Y1mONG | .
| SPORTS

ProYidence%has sold Catcher Robert
Peterson to Scranton. :
=; joe Jackson o.: the Cieyelqo6 laps
was borp$a ball; payer. ,
Dode %PaskeTt has signed g tnrce-
year contract with. Philadelphia. ]
Utica and, Scranton arc. likely to
dispute over the services Of 1inrny
Mullen. -. -. 81.
kansas City$is said 10 nave offered
Zap Barbeau: to Minneapolis. FOR War
rem Gill. - :n':*
|. Royd%A. T,ovyern has been name
secretary Of the Atlanta Southern
League Club. >
Rochcster.has.so Charles Whitley
Alrerman to: Atlanta. according to:a
recent announcemenE
: Sherman Tex. has completed ar
'rangemcuys 10 enter. the Texas-Okla'
homa .Ras%ball league
PITCHER John Fisher has, asked Day
tor TO make deal 'fby which he can
60 10 the Pacific Coast =
New Orleans has relea sedI, Pitcher
Frank NcCain- Robinson to-. Selma,
from Which he was secured.
/" jim Je.ffries insists he'was drussed
ani there are a lot of GOOD sports who
are willing to believe the big fellow:
Pitcher George McQuillalFSis appar'
emily thoroughly tanned; and content.
He has signed his Columbus contract.
Umpire Billy Carpenter has assured
President Karanaugh that he will re-
turn to the Southern League if want
ed. ry
Jack Manning, last season outfielder
with Johnstown. has. been made man
ager of the York team of the Tri-State
League =,
Since trading Eddie Phelps to Brook
Ign It is reported Toronto will make
a deal for Catcher Bill Byers from
Baltimore.
Baseball is so per cent brain. % pei
cent eye and 25 per cent arm and leg
according to Tyi Cobb, and he is just
about right. ..,..
Herman Meyers, who was an UNI
| pire in the Mink League last season
is slated to work as m arbiter in the
! Western this season.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
WHEN THEY WENT BACK HOME
aumorist Records Some Surprises
That Attended the Occasion OF
Popular Celebration.

During recent Old Home Week in
an upstate village the following
"never-will-amount-to:anythings" were
in attendance:
John Wilson Clarke, who was al
ways TOO lazy TO do the chores. came
up from New York In his big seven
passenger car. On account OF press
ing work he could stay but few
hours.
Ex-Gov. Silby Kirkwood. who was
naturally thick-headed and half-oaked
in his youth, stopped over in his prl'
vate car to see his old home.
DR.. Willis G. Dyer. one oil the best
known surgeons in the country. called
the town fool when boy. dropped in
and left enough money for a town
library.
Miss Caroline Jensen Atwood. too
stupid to learn in the old red school
house. now a popular authoress and
playwright visited her relatives.
Charlie Druke, the spendthrift. shut
up his Wall street office long enough
10 attend.
One Of the most noticeable features
Of the whole celebration was the alb
sence OF the men and women VINO
gave much promise of originality and
worth during their youth.
Lack of memory in their Old age &C
counts for the fact that not one OF the
old fogies present ever said anything
but good Of anybody. including the
successful boys preseut.-Don. Cam
eron ShafeT in Judge.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16

er, was a member of the American
Olympic team which went 70 Greece
in 1908. Bob holds the worlds record
in the Is yard high hurdles in con-
junction with his brother. and it is
said that he will be a member Of the
American team which goes TO Stock.
holm this summer to take part ia the
Olympic games there.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
Will Send Team to England.

The Philadelphia Cricket club IN
tends to send an eleven to England
this summer, sailing July 26. and re-
turning in September.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
= Farms for White Sox.

Jimmy Callahan, if his promises
are to be taken seriously, is establish
Ing farms for his White SoX discards
in pretty nearly every league in the
country. There is no doubt but that
Sir Janas knows what he is doing.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-03-16
ELLER SETS WORLDS RECORD
Wins 1oo-Yard Indoor Hurdle Contest
at Baltimore. Negotiating Dis. -
lance in OIL as. :, =

A new worlds. record for the 100.
yard hurdle race on an indoor track
was made the other night ,by Robert
Eller Of GEORGETOWN university at the
Johns Hopkins-Fifth. Regiment games
at Baltimore, Filler negotiated the
distance in OIL As. "a 49,
Bob Eller is one: Of the four Eller
brothers of NewsYork. who are all
athletes. Jack El!er. his older broth
The Glenwood post., 1912-06-22
FAME

Fame is not always what it seems.
George Randolph Chester walked into
bookstore in Philadelphia kept by au
Englishman and made some purchases.
"Ah Chester!' said the Englishman,
his eyes lighting as he wrote the deliv-
cry address. "You have very famous
name Mr.. Chester. 1t is known all owe:
the world.''
The author of Give Thousand an
Hour' attempted to blush and look
embarrassed.
Why-er-I believe,' he faltered
eyes" went on the bookseller with
relish, 81 don't suppose there is a cor
ner of the globe where Chester cheese
is not known and appreciated. IT.:
such splendid cheese, you know"
The Glenwood post., 1912-06-22
"SASSIETY LEADERS" CALLED

kfARGAREr ANeI famous actress who the Broad
AVx
o
Angln
leaders,
Anglns
snenced
the
36
Blanch Bates
there would the
When
the street without further
that
Miss Anghn Hills
General Wells,
We
before.GandJ
The Glenwood post., 1912-06-22

Since I've come home with my A. B
The things that they nave asked of me,
Father
Cant discuss with me at all
The referendum and recall?
What's this education or
Culture I've been paying for?
Mother
Cannot make rug from rags?
Cannot cook in paper bags?
Don't know how a skirt is faced!
Education S sure a waste -
Brother
Never heard of last springs deal
Perkins made in U. S. Steel!
Never knew-but, sis, you must!-
How they smashed the necktie trust?'
Sister
Mean to tell me you don t know
The stars in every Broadway show?
Cannot do the turkey trot!
| think education s rot!'
Bobbie
50 Don t know who's in the box
Pitchin' for the Purple Sox?
Don't know bass from pickerel? Gee
Higher cultcher aint for me!n
Neighbors
Don t know the size of the German
armyy No idea how much water tc
give rhododendrons? Never read the
effect of peanut butter on the mucous
membrane? Cannot give us even the
probable date of the Book of Revela
ton? Don't know the best way tt
take out glass stopper?' (Etc.. a:
long as you can stand it,
The Glenwood post., 1912-06-22
HIS FIRST MOVE

1t was shy young curate who was
once asked to take class of girls
about Is or 16, which had formerly
been taken by woman. The young
clergyman consented, says London It'd
Bits, but insisted upon being properly
introduced to the class. The superin-
tendent accordingly took him to the
class for this purpose, and said.
Young ladies, I introduce to you
Mr.. Chira, who will in future be your
teacher. would like you to tell him
what your former teacher did so that
he can 60 on in the same way.p
A miss of 16 arose and said:
'srhe first thing teacher did was to
kiss us all around.''
The Glenwood post., 1912-06-22
in the republican party in Wisconsin.

in the republican party in Wisconsin.
Unsuccessful candidate for nomina-
tion for governor in 1896 and 1898.
Elected governor in 1900 and re-elect-
ed in 1902 and 1904.
While governor secured the enact
ment of laws providing for nominating
all candidates by direct ballot, for in
creased taxation of railway property,
and for the state control of railroad
rates within its borders.
Resigned the governorship in 1903
to take his seat in the United States
senate.
Reelected to the United States sen
ate in 1911.
Conference of Progressive Repub
licans,' held at Chicago, Oct. IS, 1911,
indorsed Senator La Toilette for presi-
dent.
The Glenwood post., 1912-06-22
THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES

w Chicago Colorado should
responsible
there hundred
likelihood
democracy responsible
Colorado not being
state to beg public charity
should that
HONESTLY redeemed
assumed charge tourists
settlement
because
conventions and other
ter we nave remembered all
republican slogan of this
The Glenwood post., 1912-06-22
THE CALL OF CHANTICLEER

Barney Weller was about the fun
niest fellow you ever saw. He was
always making people laugh by playing
jokes on somebody, and he put up a
game on victim every day in the
week. He was in Chicago at big
hotel on one occasion when the butt of
one of his jokes sought revenge by Sc
curing a live rooster and tying it under
Barney's bed at night.
At 3 CLOCK in the morning the roos
ter tuned up for his first vocal selec
ton and let out long, shrill crow
The second performance of this kind
was too much for the humorist. He
dressed himself hastily and rushed
down to the night clerk.
"Give me my bill!'' he said fiercely.
I" L IN going to get out of this place. -
''But please tell me what the trouble
is suggested the night clerk.
"That don't matter,n said Weller
angrily. "I'm going to get out of here
and get out quick
AT least begged the clerk, "let
US know what is the matter with the
Motel before you go.''
"Well," exploded Weller, "there IS
. crazy fool next door to me who
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