The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1912-11-28

is coming his way or uot--Herald-
Courier.
The former street car conductor who
mas been elected q representative In
Congress from Missouri demonstrates
the fact that this is still the land OF
opportunity for the man with the
punch. North Emporia Independ-
ant
AT a Boston funeral a photograph
was substituted for minister. The
photograph had no computations
about praising the deceased. perhaps.
-Ledger-Dispatch.
That Englishman who has been fined
Tor killing COW with his aeroplane
was probably trying a new way to
bring down the price of beef.-Vir-
ginian-Pilot.
You can know a politician as well as
you can know any other man by the
company that he keeps. But the poll
ucian seldom keeps the same company
long at time.-OrRnge Observer.
1t Is reported that Roosevelt may
be candidate for Mayor of Oyster
Bay. He probably wants to taper on
-Ledg ger Dispatch.
The Argus makes the motion that
woodrow Wilson be nominated for
the presidency on the Peoples Dem
ocratic ticket for 1S16.-Augusta
County Argus.
None OF the candidates are very
old. but they all seem to have a
vivid memory of the Flood.-Staun-
ton Leader.
1t is reported here that all trains
have been delayed on account of run
ming into Wilson landslides.-Wash-
ington County Journal.
Man proposes" according to the old
provero. says one of the maidens OF
this community, but some OF them
are mighty slow and shy."-Clinch
We wonder IL the Republican bosses
powers~as Turkey did.@Gordonsviiie
Gazette.
anxiety arises as to who Will have the
courage to produce campaign funds for
lS1S.-Lebanon News.
Tuesday was a Kinder Cole (man)
day for the opponents of the Demo
First Observation-Disclosures Sentinel
II all the nice things that are being
been uttered before the election ne
might have gotten II unRnimousIy.-
Alexandria News.
Woman suffrage and Socialism are
the matters In the background that
take the attention. Keep an open
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. News.
The old G. o. p. and the new Pro-
gressive party will start up an argu-
ment as to which one is dead.-Har-
risonburg News.
Who shall say the Colonel did not
speak the truth when he said he would
not accept another term ?-Index-Ap-
peal.
Some people believe they can
achieve success without working for
1t. They never worked on an after
noon newspaper.-Lynchbu Prog
ress.
And a tricky man. like WORKOUT
deck Of cards, is hard to deal with
Clifton Forge Review.
The public is to have easy access
TO Mr.. Wilson in Washington. This
however. is not intended as an invi-
tation TO the pie NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
burg Star.
Here We have carved turkey for
Thanksgiving. over in the Balkans
they will have Thanksgiving for carved
Turkey.-Southwest Times.
Won't those Wilson girls have n
winsome time OF II in the White
House? May every moment be lew
eled with a joy."-Farynville Herald
A man will lie abort what good time
his watch keeps quicker than about
anything else.-Lynchburg Progress.
What has become of the oId-fash-
Toned man who predicted crash In
stocks in case Woodrow Wilson were
elected PETERSBURG Index-Appeal.
Playing policeman in Richmond
cost ten dollars. Surely those fell
lows are jealous Of their prerogatives.
Blackstone Courier.
Michigan went MooseveIt Those
people, however. have always been
called INSTRUMENTATION En-
terprise.
The straw voting all over and now
we have had the sure thing Still the
straws are doing duty at the old
stands.-Chase City Progress.
Thanksgiving, Wilson and Christmas.
VIII make old Staunton hum;
But when all of this is over,
Oh, think of the days to come.
Vance, in Staunton Leader.