The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-06-24
III e A X ID
BY
X u B E


Bryan improved the reporting while
others will maintain that Brother Bry-
an himself was improved by being a
reporter.
OUR special correspondent. Hen
merry Coldbottle. is now route TO
Baltimore. where he went via the
went via the "chloroform special
NO doubt by tbs time the colonel
has learned that the American pe-pull
won't stand for idolsA
AS it Is the coloners exudations as
follow didn't work:
Knock em over the rpoes."
I'VE will bust 'em in two"
"Whoop'ee, let 'er gor'
We've got 'em going"
I'VE won't stand for any of this
rough house work."
Well stand EN- on their heads"
We're going to make 'em take the
count"
Did you ever hear of such theft in
your life
JOLIET has diamond jubilee cele-
bration on tap. BY the time some of
our not-yet-schooi-ag cities of Lake
county are ready for a blow out of this
sort they'll be so big that Chicago will
look like Hoboken trying to appear big
alongside of Gotham.
THE chicago convention and the
Gary council meeting the other night
saw the toboggan or two great
champ-eens OF the pe-pull.
SOME dark night il you hear a noise
don't mind it. 1t will probably be the
'steemed Gary Trib. trying to get back
into the band wagon.
NO doubt Alderman Englehart is
now busy with great schemes to pla-
cate everybody, to double the city's
population in five years, to increase
the park board to 900. to turn the bed
of the Little Calumet into a boulevard,
to give all of the newspapers 500. 900
worth Of public printing each. etc
SOUTH CHICAGO natives are kick
ing because the oil from the Whiting
refineries bfotches up their bathing
suits. Horrors, Just think what
| would happen should the oil flow the
other way and get mixed up with the
| cement covered gentry OF Indiana Har-
! Dor.
| WHATS become of the old fashioned
man who got job and who didn't "ac-
cept a position?"
ALMOST time for the Baldwin peo-
pie to be sending some more engfn-
GERS to look over the fence.
| GEE. 1t must be hard upon the high
school youth who is graduating and
whose sweetheart is in the same elias,
with him and who intends to go east
| next year~to be a coed.
/ WE clip this from our Dyer CORE.
| spondence:
"Notice-It is strictly forbidden fol
| anybody. the trustee of ST. John town
| ship included, to ride with an automo
bile on the sidewalk in the corporate
limits of the town.
4 From which we infer that Her
1 Scheidt can hardly tell the difference
| between the walk and his road nov
that he has his new Overland.
IF the league for the observance of ,
san Fourth would devote some of 1T
time to regulations for sane conven
tions the world would benefit a grea
leaI.
4 NOW IL some one can only Undue,
Brother Bryan to do a boiling stunt a
Baltimore this week we can use a 10
OF last weeks headlines.
AS mere ACT OF courtesy l. II
should do nothing less than gofni
down to baltimore and report the pro
ceedings for Brother Bryan.
IN the meantime we'll keep our eye
on the Maryland wires in case any o
the Gary delegation accidentally rul
into Governor Marshalrs boom
MILWAUKEE docs want to have Law
| passed making kissing a crime. Wei
who cares if the law is passed?
OUR idea OF being there with the ia
BILE manners is to be able to properl,
| control piece of rhubarb pie that Il
so liquid of its own juice that yo
wonder why straws didn't accompan,
1t.
THAT'S always the way with the pc
pull. They shout one way and vot
the other.