New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1912-01-24
STARTING A war.
Tiny Sparks Have Often Kindled
Monster CONGREGATIONS.
CONFLICTS BORN OF TRIPLES

and the Great Beer Uprising.
The history Of warfare contains nu-
merous examples Of conflicts that
have originated through trifing causes.
says the London Globe For instance,
Turkey in the past suffered greatly in
a war with Venice. When the vene
tan ambassador was asked by the
Turkish grand vizier to ratify a treaty
by swearing In the Moslem fashion
upon his beard and the beard of the
prophet he declined because, as he
said. 1.-The venetians wear no boards"
This remark was too much for the
Turk. who retorted angrily, Nor do
monkeysr an exclamation which caus-
ed the other to tear up the treaty and
retire from the conference. The Sc
quel was sanguinary conflict in
which fell 10000 Christians and four
times that number Of Turks.
But the Turks were not the only
ones to use blows instead of argu-
ments on the slightest provocation.
The emperors of China have ever been
famous in this direction. the record
instance being war $50 years ago
which began through the smashing of
teapot This indispensable house
hold article was looked upon by Its
owner. a high dignitary of the court.
as a priceless treasure, and conse-
quently 1t accompanied the great man
on his journeys.
1t so happened that when he was
travelling through the lawless prov
inces in the northwest of China some
Of his retinue were intercepted by
band Of robbers. who found the teapot
among the baggage and Indignantly
flung it to the ground and broke it.
The matter was reported to the en-
peror, who was SO indignant at his ia
vorite's loss that he sent out punt
tive force. and long war began which
resulted in the death Of 100000 men.
A conflict over teapot, even a valu-
able one, seems almost out OF the
range of possibility until one recalls
that a bucket was once the innocent
cause of terrible war. Nine hundred
years ago party Of soldiers OF MO-
dena stole bucket. apparently as a
practical joke. from a public we'll In
Bologna and refused to restore 1t.
Fights thereupon took place between
the soldiers of the rival states and
started a war which devastated .
large part Of Europe.
The cash value Of that bucket was
only a few shillings. but wars have
often been waged concerning things
that represented little from none.
tary point Of view. An excellent illus
tration is afforded by Algeria. which
came into the possession Of France
through a disagreement over q petty
debt. The hey Of Algiers demanded
immediate payment through the
French consul, who asked for time to
pay and in reply was beaten and
thrown into prison.
A couple Of days later conflict was
begun that continued for twenty years.
during which time more than 100000
lives were sacrificed. Such calamity
was surely unnecessary for so paltry
a cause. and the same remark is equal
" applicable to other wars.
In 1870 the Transvaal was declared
a crown colony. and the salaries of
officials. both Dutch and British. were
cut down. Among the number so
treated was a certain Paul Kruger,
whose salary was reduced by ESQ per
annum. The loss Of the money an
noyed the Dutchman, who raised the
standard of revolt. AS consequence
there followed the Majuba Hill fight,
years of agitation. the Jameson raid
and finally the great war which cost
Britain f22O.OOO.OOO and the lives of
q, 600 Of her sons.
But the most curious war ever
waged over q little matter occurred in
the sixteenth century. 1t was carried
on single handed for about six years
between bankrupt grocer Of Berlin
and the elector of Saxony. The i'm
mediate cause of the quarrel was the
arresting of two Of the tradesmen's
horses in the electors territory, he
being subject of the elector Of Bran
denburg.
Failing to get redress, he adopted
what was then a perfectly legal expe-
dent and declared formal war on the
realm of Saxony. The declaration was
accepted in due form. and the waS be-
gan. The grocer burned farms and
even villages. employed mercenaries
after the fashion Of the times and
made himself the terror of the district. |
He finally was Influenced to stop
hostilities by Luther, but was betray- |
ed into a further act of hostility by |
and. being captured, suf-
tered death on the wheel.