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~ many times As that,
"Of course you don't realize IT," vas
his answer, why. telcphoninG 10 be-
coming . sort Of mania with women
to-day! Go into any hotel or shop
where they have public booths and
you'u md most OF them occupied by
womsn-women who ought to rent them
by the hour instead OF by tho cali!"
II never phone from restaurants or
shops l retortcd Indignantly.
IT isn't WHERE YOU telephone from.
dear, It's tho fact that you DO tele-
phone when there's no need to-when
there isn't = blessed thing Of any I'm.
portancs to say"
"oh. very we'll" my argument didn't
have a leg TO stand on. 80 | too e
herUcs-"Tn try to do betterr"
felt very Snug and properly humbl,
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Letters from the People

u one csn< . minute. That 10 abso.
lutsiv Nay N divida, Lot . six-mlnuts
talk oost sls cents and an slevsn.minute
tam coss II cents, What do YOU say,
rsAdsIf G. J, IOvBLE JR.
Ns Mare "rhPss Davs ot Oracs."
20 ihs ndits a Ihs trAl,S wotdl
10 h true that the old ana time.
honsrsd custom Of allowing "thrss days
NJ grNos" ~ the expiration Of q notes
term 10 no longer permitted In New
Yortf have heard %, but ! can
hardly believe H. OLD TIMER.
hAs sssa repealed N New yesk,
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GrRL can live comfortably and
dress neatly on = . week.
So declares Mrs. Alec Teele,
"a nnalan'a IN

s~uperlntendent OF poston's ia
mou. Franklin SQUARE House,
wher. working y,rls board on q some.
xh., ur,oue Man.
20, cour.a IN. ptr, mu,, bs careful,
80 " .ho,,a .,.o bs willing 20 do
hsr own laundry work" says Mrs. Teele
IN IN. no,,on Herald. girls who are
EARNING less than $40 n week can get
zoos, ard heard hers for a "a. That in
,,,,o. ,hree hot meals 70 she 4, able to
com. hom. for lunch. 1, nor work does
90, norr,,, h.r "a n. AWAY 40 long then
~. o.n ,.La hsr Luncheon with her.
g. ,,.,,ry. Il, tho u.ek nv. MI, IN he
,,.on on ana 400 lunches Those lunches
can contain four sandwiches and a
niece OF fruit cake or pie. Very few Of
,he u,rls ask for so much. AS a rule
their orders call for two sandwiches.
,,,h,. fr,,t mr. y,mply tho sandwiches
an, .om. ,wset. Wa have special print
"a ain. for ordering luncheon. on which
each rlrl writes out her order the night
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Want You, Little Woman /!
I WANT YOU, little woman, when the
blue Is growing dark,

NHNi yGa, HNtle woman, WHcn tne
blue Is growing dark.
. And the building shadows stretch
themselves across the City Park.
When the sturdy day Is weary and goes
away to rest
With his forehead on the bosom Of the
Evening in the, West.
! want You little, woman. when I wan
der sadly down
To the sea-wal! at the Battery--thc
birthplace OF the Town;
Where the white waves and the war
ships IN a dreary monotone
Mumur, where Is she, thy Lady. why
walk you here alone?"
I want you. little woman. when the city
lamps are II
And ! see n happy couple where VIC
were went to sit,
And I lock my love within me ard
wander home 10 sleep
Where a man may play at childhood
ana the dear God let's him weep.
Frank Butler. In Philade, pA!a Record.
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Little Chapters on the Presidents.
L. Election and Irnugurutio1.

after the first Monday In Novembe-nn
election time which New York was the
frs, State 70 nx-the electors do not cast
their ballots for President and Vice
President I'll the second Monday Of the
following Janua- y.
With Washlngton's second term March
4 became Inauguration Day and has -
remained. except that, the date falling
on Sunday in 1871. is4s and 1877. Monroe
for his second term. and Taylor wsso
in%auguretcd on Monday. March Z ana
Hayes on Saturday. March 4
Wa~sAirgton's f1rst Inauguration was q
New York. his second At Philadelphia.
jefferson was tho nrst President insu8u.
rated at Washington,
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THE MAYORS JOB.

X KAYOR GAYNOR n "satisfied TO be Mayor. instead Of Gov
VN ernor. Senator. President or anything else." Hs 10 right.
Ava HS position, measured BY salary, 10 twice /" important as a
Ssnstor's, 10 per cent. moro important than the Governors. He
say 4. Is moro difficult than the Pcsidents. and probably Il 10.
To BE- Mayor Of New York City 10 one OF the biggest Jobs in
ts world. Tho Mayor Of q French city 10 . funchonary Of limited
discretion Tho Mayor Of a British city 10 merely Chairman Of the
BOARD Of Aldermen. Nowhere else has a Mayor such immense pow.
ore a. here. He administers = budget ~nsfourth that Of the nation
Eve times that Of tho State.
The Governor Of the State 10 a hgurchoad beside him-"not thu
Executive. but . single piece Of tho Executive" as Woodrow Wilson
puts Il. City government y centralized. Snto government dozen
tralEed.
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A Golhng Hardship.

nH /oC'vE hnlsi oas ~ ny 'tasr'
ny Archie foneirlvs loohod m ~ the
shadow o. ~ angry women fl acros
..Klia ore O. your hens, madamf" 10 ashed
politely, "vAy, tlc:c haUt bern 2 hri on w
snrws R.s,du I've ueyor n0p intro'nced IA
Your hens, ~~nuiin' know tAeh v ! saw them.
sourv you. -
"s.op ths, ror~us-," ,ntsr-,pssd the ssn
wor IN, "and listen "a re want han . s'inss
toe, ! souad ono OF Your sos hais~ and porIsd
II undo, oas Q. my hlris for . nest ess."
wei. what's the con9lainf' a',ei Arnls.
Whats the coMgiAint'' answered tAe woman.
..v,,y' IN 'eo's uod Il q lauk,n cart, thiadnS
r,ntcd ,sf to tAy q a,nsiy sssr'-Ahswera
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I CoprtGhk. 1919. &pJS
by Tfs rwM publishing o.. S>SS
The Ntw York WORLDLY oIhISS

call ME- UP. I hope!"
"No-but don't you see that you're
gradually getting into tho same habit
Here you've had ono hundred and
twenty-five calls this month and IN be
willing 10 wager that not twenty OF
them have been necessary"
I'm not nearly as bad rs some OF
my ~frtends!" expostulated. Mrs.
Burton Just sits and thinks whom to
call up all day long. And Mrs.
jones'
Ted interrupted sternly:
IT'S not like you. Joan. to drag In
other people to excuse yourself. I real
lie that you haven't yet developed teie.
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OF Course The Dog Knew,

g O rEAKiNd Of host ioss," ssia thr faHr'rr'
scociins 10 tho San Francisco Ch'n''c'",
III ocoun N me that the no,. re miai
Ins,anrS whioh ever happened 10 me was thl., !
had Nnst 4 beautiful Alreia,e terrier, wNica !
iiasd a,r~s MI my doan, lie wa. also . y:
with my family, and wo,ad rrtr'ere and t't,h and
carry and ell that smt Of thing a. 'e sliI'es'
mol,
~ noursd his loo for q hsit day. h,'dHs 'e
would stray ,noh. aud tho, won't dowatovn ana
rut an vi In the PAPER, The next mofn'ra snins
Iut ~ the fnnt stsps 20 set the palrf, ms<
9th . s,gpriss a. r,ilsn a. Il was pleasing.
''rhsS stood my dog With tho ralrr In hi
mn,hh. bringing II M tho keis the paper ON
tainins the notlco sdvertlslag hs lonV
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A Bad Shot.

A n iashman who had sscar,d the ,aacs q
~ hammsraaaa In . hiaeh,mith's shop was -
The first day \aAhrd by tho hnss II 10 co,lA
strihs firs unss tn sasrsssisA . snail sssesnl
which had hssn paAAsd On IN ami.
lat ssd h could and, sisus . ,aN, han.ss
and getting Il lnso h axe swins. ~ s,rseh ~
msscsAt four umoa ia saoesatoa, hNA the nm
time No uAasi che ~~sous ai'csahsr, ss~a Inc
hanmss on the swiui arouad siippsA eAt u Vs.s
hand and flew right %,N ~ the sni,hy doerwss,
"hssnrn I" aid rat a. no watched tho sisap
pssrlns hammer, u Thought | might have nisssd
the tloomia' smlddy. 'f-~ldsAs,
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"ls css&s sss ~ laisstss.~

"l8 css<s ssS ~ nls~tss."
Re tAs bSkav q ms Dvat.s Wathi
vant 10 suggest one uso%s teisphoas
reform and Q very needed M A. pnsss
ont. local tslSphons sates Ass i've cents
tep i've Ginutss, That u all rishG, No
kiok On that, BUT. II We taih els
minutas Il costs 10 esats, They charge
" - cents for slsvsa minutes talk
THAT u al wPeng, M kieA canning
TN,Ars u No pasahls ssass N changing
avs saats foy rive minutes and then u
ssRta tos sis miRutss, II tm't just,
ysvs smA ~ IN @tRstp y ~ Ne NJ
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Next!

~wIs . coNle n dandy fAh HARM
the Colonial Lobby. uys the Cleveland IYsA1
pea,n.. I'VE dntnt have time 20 set thcs
nance. shdrcna) and lhotucrNsta. but w iine-rsA
long ~orrh 10 theSs the conver.iion. Tho lnasn.
IN, IAN thsrcf W. - fonows,
How mWh d!d roH fish weight"
II DIDN'T have % hay saies With ne. ycu mut,
nut when ] pulled him ot II low~~i the hhs
four tnehsA"
Some fkA." ssnansatsi che oeAs without ihs
quivee II ~ wAsA, "RsranA ne It sumo couA
sIswt I lad duek, hunting last AL, I firui ., .
Ork a dwSH AID Ssths~d W -four ouAr.s n
tn~o
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NEGATIVE Young Woman.

IN the !t,e,.y Q. tho R!,tsnhouss Club . group
Of young HOOD was discussing the pllsht, OF
i one Of their n,mb-r who wac In loe with q
charming young woman who livo 10 the fashion,
oh, shsri ncvc. marry Sammy" said ore,
"Oh, ! dor't know about that" raid one Of
to Young fs!low's chsmp!ons she se"ns IA
io,e ,im vey much, and shes alwsys eager n
r, vhorsvS 10 wills. VIVA, uaakos you thiIk
DIR, rentyt'
"psVcsdspt, yes hov. SAs HsvG ~ nAs
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Fixing h Date,

"EI M ,a;s. :,n ,cSs.r .. .s ; ,s...s;,, a, ~
"No. old c.'sp." Ngaisd Joass, "Ta
not booked"
"wh., about che day afe'i" Asssd aaith.
Nothing "" snswIs~d ioass. IN o. tive
- a skipper"
CroAksnr'
"n,eM my 'ouls bu4 what . ravr' ssoiaia,sa
Saith d.sapolnteily. III waited you 10 ssaS
Us0a % STdS ts . dasst uA Dsr'-AsssG.
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Up to date. In thir-
ty-one terms. twen-
ty-slx different men
have held tho Ones
OF President In the
same period there
have been twenty.
seven different men
In tho Vloo-Prcsl-
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I sighed. II was
meant to be pA
thetic.
Now don't sigh
as though you
were a shining ex-
ample OF a perfect
~ good martyr.
you bad kid! As
. matter OF fact
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who on earth
have you talked
to. ono hundred
. n twenty-five
times this month";
he asked jokinciy.
told him I was
sure ! didn't know
and that I never
realised talked
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the phone four times . day for .
month.
TED isn't Q bit stinGy-1n fsct ] think
hes the most generous man on earth.
and ne never dreams Of complaining
about bills. Hut this month he
wrinkled his brow . bit when he
scanned tho telephone bill.
The evening world., 1912-01-09

IN American politics 1912 Is known
as Presidential year. because
on Nov. 8 electors will be- cho-
sen who Will name tho Ch!cf
~ Magistrate OF the United States
- -- A. 1910
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Virginia has furnished the birthp!acos
Of seven P~residentA Ohio OF six. New
York OF three. North Carolina Of three,
Massachusetts, Of tws; Kentucky. New
Hampsh!ro. New jersey. Pennsylvania
and Vermont n each.
The evening world., 1912-01-09

In only two eaAeD
has the Presidency
followed tho family.
John Quincy Adams
was the son Of JohA
Adams: BENJAMIN
Harrison the grand
son Of William Hen
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OUR EXPRESSIVE LANGUAGE,

Now YOU know you're all wrong
about that"
20 yes; II you say 20, I reckon In Al,
wrong. III righ&."-ChcaGo Tribune
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THE oD@Coro
U@00SO w

Copyright. 1919. ~ Tho rttp Publishing Co.
The New lo-k MOhdl.
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The "HellO" Craze.

tho telephone bin came
In this month I was really
. bit stunned. II AVERAGED
four calls . day. ana Il didn't
asem noaaifhA that had uNed
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The DAYS Good Stories

r',i any onA'r sxrlaircd the Other. -I.hraIslnA.a
TimM,
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POSITIVELY. my dears." said
Mrs. Stryver. our Harlem
Business women's Association
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for tho term beginning March 4. 1918.
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superintendent Of Boston's ia
,x,s rr.rL,Sn couarA Hnuae
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-10-18

''BEAUTY'S TWIN SISTER I
BY Billie Burke.
The First Neutrality-suspicious.
is one of the great foes of beauty.
1 receive many letters from
girls and women who have
neglected themselves all their
lives and now want me to tell
them how to remedy beauty evils
of years standing, in a week or a
month. One girl writes: "My
hair has been coming out, badly
for over a year. Tell me some
thing which will stop it at once.
l took the advice of our local hair
dresser a few days ago, but
cannot see any Improvement"
Of course, l do not know what
the advice of her local hairdresser
was, but one would scarcely see
any Improvement in two or three
days in trouble of a years stand
ing, whatever the treatment.
There is nothing that needs
more patience than the remedy
ing of disease of the scalp, unless
it is reducing ones flesh. 1t will
often be weeks before one will
see any Improvement in ones
hair, even if one is most careful
to follow the best directions. But
impatience with the regime and
neglect to give it a fair trial are
the greatest possible foes to the
ultimate recovery of ones glory
crown.
If ones hair has been falling
out for a year, one can be sure
that it will take at least year
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-10-18
N SISTER IS PATIENCE" MISS 81

mere IS uOLHHlS WHICH uCClS
more patience and entails longer
suffering than continually deny
ing ones self the food one likes
and goading ones self to constant
exercise.
I have found that my system of
physical culture, if persisted in,
will reduce ones flesh, if it is
taken in connection with proper
diet. I have friend who was
growing too fleshy and who used
the stretching exercises, begin
ming with 10 minutes in the morn
ing and 10 minutes at night, and
increasing each week 10 minutes
until she was able to exercise
half hour in the morning and
half hour at night. Her diet was:
The Juice of half a lemon in a
glass of hot water slipped slowly
80 minutes before her breakfast,
which consisted of one cup of cof-
fee without sugar or cream, two
slices of bread cut very thin,
toasted hard and eaten with salt
instead of butter, one small piece
of either boiled steak or fish or
the lean part of one lamb chop.
For luncheon she ate vegeta-
bic or fruit salad made with lem
on juice instead of vinegar and
very little oil; this was eaten
with toasted waters. At 5 o'clock
in the afternoon she had a cup of
tea and a wafer. The tea was
served Russian fashion with :
lemon. -.
She commenced her dinner with
fr,1;+ heinz ah1e RI aa+ INV Lid
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-03
BURGLAR WAS HIS CHUM.
1aspeth Man Surprised when He
Recognised Intruder.

Christian Wolf. . youth. who lives
At No. 23 Jay avenue. Maspeth. L. l.,
was arrested early to-day charged with
an attempt to rob the apartment Of
his best friend. George Richards. and
he'd for the Grand Jury by the Flush
Ing Court.
Richards lives In the sar,e house with
Woif. AZ o'clock this morning he
heard the noise OF some one clInkiny
COILS together and saw an intruder In
his bedroom. He grappled with the
burglar and Immediately recognized in
him his friend Wolf. AFTER a stiff fight
Wolf broke away from Richards's grip,
but he was arres.ed later. A gold
watch, an overcoat and a suit OF clothes
had been wrapped In a bundle and de-
posted outside the door OF Richards 4
apartment before he was discovered.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-03
japanese Premier to Resis..

TOXIC. Dec. a-MarQuis Saionji, the
japanese Premier, has, II ! 10 under
stood. declined to tender his resigna ton
70 the Emperor tomorrow owing to the
difficulty of finding . successor to
Lieut. Gen. Uyehera a. Minister Of
War. Gen. Uyehara rsdsnsd on 40
count Of the refusal Of the other menu
bsrs Of the Cabinet to support his de-
mand for an increase Of the japanese
Army,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-03
The Society of "Spugs''
Society VoD Prevention (oO Useless Giuing
will Revel in the
Wanamaker Christmas House.
wares Store

IL just IuH OF y DEF VI SuCS. gu
seeing to right and left of you hundred
to receive.
The Basket Store contains odd and charming
baskets for fruit, flowers and candy, as well as
work baskets, baby baskets, sweet grass baskets
woven by Indian fingers and scrap baskets.
Every conceivable graceful shape, from
round little Chinese basket at zoe to work
stand lined with velveteen which resembles
suede, $40.
Work Benches and Tool Cabinets-Present
day tendencies are all toward giving the boy
something of this Sort Wood benches with
adjustable vises and s4-inch hardwood tops,
$3.50 to $l6.5O.
A World of Trays-more than you will find
assembled anywhere else in New York.
Mahogany trays, plain or inlaid or having Gre
tonne. laces. or embroideries set under glass.
81 to $l2.
Every other wanted sort as well.
Special coaster sets. 3d. Consisting OF 9-inch
tile tray with nickle plated frame and six
coasters to match 5 different designs.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-03

There are, for example, black fox muffs
or scarfs at $3.50 for which at least $25
would usually be asked by any reputable
fur store.
The natural raccoon muff at SIS would
invariably sell at s25, and the raccoon scarf
IN the sale at $40 worth every penny of $3.50.
A clever set of civet cat in the sale at
$3.50 is a S4S value by all comparisons.
So one might go through every fur on
the list in order to emphasize its true worth.
Among the values to which we call
special attention for tomorrow-though by
no means excluding the other furs in the
sale-are these:
Black fox muffs, $3.50, SIS and $780,
Black fox scarfs, $3.50, SIS and $3.50.
Pointed fox muffs, $3.50 and S35.
Pointed fox scarfs, $3.50, S3S and $3.50.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-03
The Royal DouIton Potteries'
Complete Line of Sample Plates
At One.third to c

:
This English pottery which makes the china for the Royal House
decoration in the world.
One artist orchids His
Another rosanother at
The decorations also
In fact fine Douln plate
either cabinet
Naturally the plates which
take orders exceedingly fine and beautiful
sample edout.
And to
will find them sale tomorrow offering
could be bought.
There than 500 of these sample plates. Few them mtch but for
wish
haren set Of service plates the low prices wonderful
advantage
rich solid plate with exquisite and decorations
would be 5000 $50 plate
Beautiful plates SIS marked S.
The plates
beautiful specimens a $2.5Oto$S.
The and are ST to $5each- TO
Our Regular Stock of Fine English Plates
Gu stock fine Cups
odandA
folowing les comprises
in somS
from decoration Cups md
NdHnn
sI Aherdnnn
decorations in Bradand ButeP htsho Saucer.
o Odoen Second New
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-03

ia ohc SHIs tnat you yOurSel1 would love
A present to the House-A white enameled
bath room cabinet with mirror door and two
adjustable glass shelves. Special SIS.
English hearth sets-Complete with Bellows,
tongs, brushes, pokers, ETC., as well as a SUPER,
collection OF English coal and wood boxes of
brass or polished steel. fire screens of wire or
glass. Tenders and leather topped hearth seats.
A delightful present to send out to the country
house where you visit in the summer-would
be brass English coal vase. Priced SIS.
A hand sewing machine which may be
carried from room to room to catch the best
light, also packed in trunk and taken away.
is practical gift suggestion. Price $40.
Take walk through this store and don't foraet
to look at the percolators, chatting dishes, eee
boilers. And by the way drop into the avisry
and hear the Harz Mountain canaries. There;.
Christmas spirit there
Subway aoor New Building
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-12-03

Red fox sets of muffs and scarfs, SIS for large
pillow muff and shaped animal scarf with head and
tails; $40 for large rug muff and scarf
Skunk furs Of very superior quality. Large pillow
mufs at $40, $4S, $780, 500 and SOS; scarfs at SIS,
$40, $50, $40, 500, SIS, 500 and $ll0.
Natural raccoon muffs, three and six skins. pillow
models at SIS, $40, SIS and $4S.
Natural raccoon scarfs, animal shape. shawl
or straight stole effects, $40, $50, $50, $S, $S
Civet Cat Of smart little collar and big pillow
muff, at $3.50.
Fur Coats
in the newest winter models, finely fashioned
and lined.
Near Seal coats rounded front model. 50 inches
long. $40.
Sable Squirrel coats, SO inches long. $i2S.
Black caracul coats, Sc inches long, 500.
Brown marmot coats, Sc inches long, SIS. 70.
Black pony coats, Sc inches long. $50.
Second floor, Old Building
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-07-18
COURTESY MADE A FINE ART
Japanese Excel All Peoples In Flow
cry Expressions of Polite
ness.

Courtesy Is a characteristic Of the
Japanese, especially amongst Off
Gals, and Mr.. A. M. Thompson, in
describing his travels through the
Land Of the Chrysanthemum, says
that even the word please" is in
Japan elaborated into a lingual art.
Here is an example,
1.-THE guard in the train to Toxic
caused us much amusement. When he
came round to examine tickets he be-
gan by standing at the end of the car,
took off his cap to the honorable as
sembly, bowed to the ground rubbed
his knees with his hands, drew in his
breath audibly, and delivered himself
Of an announcement in japanese which
I translate as follows
"'Your most honorable excellencies
and most acknowledgement
pleased ones, l hope you will pardon
this creature of mud for having been
born into this world to ask you, most
gracious and superior ones, to show
your augustly blessed tickets, after
which beg you will honorably deign
to grind and crush me, who am but
as a snail of the soil beneath your
kindly sandals!
"The passengers bowed profoundly
in return, rubbed their knees with
their hands, sucked in their breath
with the peculiar whistling sound
which is the special expression of a
Japanese greeting, and then produced
their honorable tickets. After this
there was more bowling on both sides,
and the guard. still bowling. vanished"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-07-18
For Example.

Reaction and action are equal;
It's natures immutable law.
The coolest of snaps has sequel
The sloppiest, slushiest thaw.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-07-18
Shame on Him.

'Why are you weeping, Mrs. Tuttle-
SOM"
my husband is so se-selfsh."
'Why, l always supposed he was
such a generous man."
NO, you have been deceived. He is
the very personification of selfish
ness"
Dear me! Pm SO sorry. What has
he done?"
HE told me this morning that he
would give me one-third of his in
come'to run the house with and then
proposed that each of us should have
one of the other two-thirds for per-
sonal use.'
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-07-18
ITCHING, FIERY,
RAW ECZEMA

Zemo soothes, cools and heals angry skin
and quickly cures eczema and every form of
skin disease. Zemo is clean liquid wash
that sinks right in. Quickly allays all
pain, all itch, all distress Zemo does the
work in a way that is simply astonishing
and your druggist will refund the purchase
price if the first bottle does not give you en-
tire satisfaction. Try one bottle at our risk.
Zemo is prepared by E. w. Rose Medicine
Co., and is sold by the City Drug Store. Is
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-07-18
Among the Accidents.

Amateur Tenor-That's odd; I can't
find any account of my singing at the
Swellmore's musicale last evening.
His Friend-Where did you look for
it?
Amateur Tenor-Among the must
cal notes, of course. t.
His Friend--It might be in the pa
per after all Why not try in some
other department?
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-07-18

who's the man who just sneaked
away when he saw us?" asked the
newly arrived shade.
That" replied the old habitant of
the elysian fields, lis Diogenes. He
always avoids me-"
And who are you?"
"Oh, I'm just an unknown contem.
porary of his, but have positive
proof that he swiped the lantern with
which he went hunting for an honest
man" -Catholic Standard and Times.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-07-18
Blood Is Thicken

Mrs. Finnegan (reading newspaper)
Il see the government is going to
make them Roosians do justice to the
Jews. They disarve it.
Finnegan (smoking)-Indeed, they
do, wad like to do justice to wan or
two Of them meself-Life.