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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27
NEW YORK NAVAL
SHOW GREAT EVENT

WASHINGTON, September 18.-The
naval show in New York city from Oc-
tober IL to Is will be the greatest event
of its kind ever held, according to Of
ficials of the navy department. Every
class of fighting ship will be on exhi-
bition. An innovation will be about a
half-dozen vessels of the navy loaned to
the different States for the use of the
organized naval militia, all Differed
and manned by naval militia.
The entire fleet will number about
eighty vessels, consisting of thirty-two
battleships, four armored cruisers, three
scout cruisers, twenty torpedo boat de-
.stroyers, nine submarine and various
auxiliaries.
The battleships will inclpde the new
Wyoming and Arkansas, soon to be COM
missioned. Mobilization will begin ear
ly next month and by the twelfth it is
expected that most of the ships will be
at anchor in the Hudson. On the last
day the entire feet will be reviewed by
President Taft as it proceeds out to sea-
The secretary of the navy will review
the fleet at anchor the day before.
Admiral Hugo Osterhaus, commander
in-chief of the Atlantic fleet, will be in
command. Under him as division com
manders will be Rear Admirals Bradley
A. Fiske, Nathaniel r.. Usher, Cameron
MGR. Winslow, Frank F. Fletcher and
Austin n. Knight, the last named be-
ing in command of the newly-formed
Atlantic reserve fleet.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27
MRS. JOHN MAHUKA
DIES AT HER HOME

Mrs. John M. Mahuka died this
morning at six-thirty O'Clock at her
home in Morris lane, Palama. Funeral
service will be held tomorrow afternoon
at two-thirty O'Clock at the Reorgan-
lied Church of Jesus Christ on King
street, Elder G.. j. Waller officiating.
Mrs. Mahuka was forty years old at
the time of her death, and was born
on the Island of Maui.
Observation-Disclosures II 4 s.A ***#4e
uation in Hawaii last year in coopera-
ton with Admiral Chauncey
Thomas, then in command of the Pa
ciic fleet, recommended at that time
that not less than full division be
made the garrison of the Islands. He
also urged the establishment of mortar
batteries on the north side of Oahu as
an immediate necessity, ultimately to
be increased until series of coast
defenses encircle the island in such
manner that their ranges of fire overlap,
so that hostile fleets might be prevent
ed from approaching closer than the ex-
treme range of 10000 yards.
Ii is the details of these recommend
ations, already resolved upon by con-
gress, that the present board has been
studying. The protection of Pearl Har-
Dor and Honolulu is considered a mat
ter Of supreme importance How il
shall best be done involves some of,thc
most difficult questions ever presented
90 hoard Of officers 10 answer The
large alien population, almost certain
10 be hostile IN the event Of war, must
be cared for and controlled by the de.
! Tending force. The matter Of subsist,
ing these orientals, their sanitary regu,
lation aud the guarding OF them Oiiers
difficulties unique IN military admins.
! trstion.
This accounts for the unusually large
garrison that soon will occupy the
American stronghold 10 the Paeifc. IL
will consist u q fnll regiment ~ hald
artillery, regiment Of cavalry, slK
regiments ~ Infantry, tru companies
OF eoasi artillery aud company Of
engineer in all about n O01 mon Tie
work VI providing guuTien fpF this
RarTls0n W alfeady Under way A.
soon BE- fbel $40 ready ihr Feamsnis
VII he meffd - HsFpli vita AL fItea
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27
SCALP ALL
CRUSTED OVER
With Eczema That Broke Out when
but Three Months Old Burned
and ltched So She couIdNot Sleep
Chance Of Cure Seemed Slight.
CURE BY CUTlCURk
EASY AND COMPLETE

"our little daughter, when three
months old. began L. break cut on Tho
head and we had The best doctors to
treat her, but they did not do her any
good. They said She had eczema. Her
eyes became crossed from the disease
and her scalp was schd scale all over.
The burning and itching YVES so severe
that sho Gould not rest, day or night.
we had about given UP ell horcs. when
VIC read an advertisement Of the CUli-
cura Remedies. We at cnce got cake
OF CuttcuraS Soap, q box cf CuticuIa 0int-
mont ana enc bcttic.cf Cuticura Reeclv-
ent and followed directions carefully.
After the first desc Of the Cuticura Re
solvent, we used the Cuticura Ecap freely
and applied tho Cuticura Ointment.
Then she began to Improve rapidly and
In two weeks the scale carlo oil her head
and new hair began to grow. In q very
short time she YVES well. Her eyes we're
perfectly straight when ehc recovered
and have been co ever rincc. She il now
sixteen ycars Of arc end Is picture CT
health. We knew tic Cuticr.a Lcrrc-
dies cured her end have Used them in
Our family ever since.
I'VE used Tie Cuticu-a RclncdicG
about Ave weeks, regularly, and then
we could not tell she had Been effected
with any disease. She suffered with
burning and itching and hard, sco,y,
dandruf looking scGhs ell over her head
and in places en- her bcC--. Wc used no
other treatments after We found oct what
the Cuticura Rencticr lld 90 for her.
j. Fish and Ella NJ. Fish, Mt. Vernon,
Ky, Oct. IL. 1900"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27
transportation.

We pledge our candidates for the
legislature, if elected, to vote for a
law by which an elective territorial of
fee shall be created to be known as
: commissioner of transportation" who
shall be empowered as far as possible TO
inquire into freight and passenger rates
charged by all territorial common car
riers, to the end that excessive rates
may be reduced to a reasonable basis.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27
AN HFPEoTUAL REMEDY PoR
DIAHRHOEA.

nlaTTh0ea Il always more OF lees pre-
yalent during this month. Re prepared
for Il, ohHmhorlain . Collie, Cholera
aud DiaTrhoeA Remedy 10 prompt aud
en0elual, II can always be depended
upon nnd N pleHsani a. take, fof fale
~ Rli dealer henahn snith s Co.,
Lldi sgsnls foF Hssaii
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27

For preserving, purifying and beautiry-
ing the skin. scalp. hair and hands; for
eczemas, rashes, itchings and chafngs
and for the prevention CT tho same; as
well as for the sanative, antiseptic cleans
ing OF liberated. inflamed mucous sur
themselves to women, Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment are Indispensable.
Cutieura Soap case to Cleanse the Skin Cut,cura
Ointment n1, IS9e 70 Heal the Skin and cutleura
PMS 25c. per vial OF COY TO Purify the Blood ara
SSola throughout the world. Potter DruH & Chem
"a Mailed Free. 32-paGe Cuticura Book a com.
p'ete Guide 70 the Treatment 81 Skin and Scalp
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27
Fairchild Bill Opposed.

We are positively opposed to the pas.
sage OF what is locally known as the
tairchild bill, now pending in congress,
by which it is proposed to authorize the
lease of cultivated public lands to cor
porations or individuals for term of
fifty years or to anyone for any term
of years where leases will interfere
with the rapid homesteading of all pup.
tic lands suitable for homesteading pur-
poses.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1912-09-27

We believe that thr eoapiy head
should hf f'i'sd 60 a hlgha standard
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
SOCIAL
Continued from page fiVe.l
Engagement Announced.


Mrs. c. H. Smith entertained the
members of the Alpha xi Delta soror-
ity, patronesses and pledges at her
home in South Park last night The
decorations were autumn leaves com
bined with jack-o'-lanterns. black
cats and other halloween symbols.
During the evening witch appeared
who revealed the engagement of Miss
Leda Atkeson, member of the soror-
ity, and Mr.. Earl ". Sheets. The
marriage is to take place in the near
future. Later in the evening heart
hunt" was carried on in the dining
room which was beautifully decorated
with chrysanthemums and shaded
candles an da dainty heart luncheon"
was served.-Morgantown New Do
minion.
Mr.. Sheets is a son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Arthur w. sheets, Of Lost Creek. a
brother of Attorney Harry w. sheets,
of this city, and is an instructor in
the College OF Agriculture at the West
virginia University. Miss Atkeson
is daughter of Prof. T. c. Atkeson,
dean of that college.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

WANTED-IO team drivers at Owen
Eastern Bottle Works. Coz farm
z $3.50 per day and team cared for.
q Ipply-tq q rnan on works. or c. q
Stout.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
WeAaf Contest.

Under the auspices of the Harrison
County Woman's Christian Temper
ance Union a very successful matron s
silver medal oratorical contest was
held last evening in the United
Brethren church at Adamston. The
church was most profuse in its floral
decorations and an excellent musical
program was rendered by the Chris
tan church quartet. There were six
contestants. Mrs. Collie Love. Mrs
1Continued on page 100
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
pRICE &l.450
DAISY sTREE

Two story frame dive
slate roof, cement oloe
foundation, z rooms. baths
basement, fine mantels o2S
finish, lot 4Ox140 feet.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
YYeddine Tonr Ends Here.

Mr.. and Mrs. H. c. Russell arrived
in the city Monday night from their
wedding-trip from North Carolina,
which included visits with relatives
in Washington. d. C., and Romney'
this state. They were married Sep
TENDER &c at sylvia. y. c. Mrs. Rus
sell before her marriage was Miss
Cora Burgess and her home was at
waynesville, ~ c. Mr. Russell is
an efficient paper hanger. who was
formerly engaged in that business
here. He Will engage in the business
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
(Continued on page ~

Here is woman who speaks from per
sonol knowledge and long experience, VIZ
Mrs. P. q. Brogan, of Wilson, Pa, Whosays.
81 know from experience that Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is far superior TO any ot..er:
For Group there is nothing that excels It"
For sale by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

in Clarksburg Rssl1 saRd be and his
bride will naaSestheir permanent home
here. They are receiving the con-
grafuladons of many friends.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

Half OF the people you sec on tho
streets are going to or from 1tores=--
and OF the women. perhaps threee
fourths are! And. OF these, the greq.E
majority are going to stores1to inyesz
;igate advertised offers. Some Of tEen.
every day, secure ''bargains' Which
you MIGHT HAVE SECURED
things you NEED. and Cat the res
dueed pric ~ you could have -
FoRD-gD 10 Buy
-AdyertlsenlsE
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

IosT-october 81. 1912, between
Jarvis Apt. and Postohice, milk
book containing names of custo-
mers with name A. P. Lowell 80
Ben st.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
PRICE SEC

One-third down; one and
two years.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

sTEAI.EX 89...
TWO stoIH .fralle d.I
PRICE IS, zoo

One-third down, o.
two years
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

ball dog with one ear
shorter than the other; wears brass
collar with Rex on it. Five
dollars reward for information CT
its whereabouts and return to l.
c. Frush at Byron.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
LYlEC.

4 room cottage olsl
foundation, slate roof be-
and basement, cabinet
base mantels, hardwo
.ish, lot 4Ox70 feet
PRICE 81 $50
One-third down a2l
two years.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22
WANTED-lEaIe Help

WANTED-lEaIe Help
AEEN-LeaEI barber. trade complete;
our cut rates saves $15 nov; posi-
lions furnished: wages paid; write
for catalogue. Leader Barber C0!-
lege, 20s Broadway, Cincinnati.
WANTED-An A-NO. BusheIman at
once. Apply to Heinze & CO.. SehoD
street, or Tralers Alley.
IlABORERS WANTED
$500 PER DAY
AT the Owens Bottle
Works, on Golf farm;
steady employment. APP
ply to Superintendent on
ground. Mt. Clare Car,
Maxwell stop.
WANTED-1O team drivers at owen
Eastern Bottle Works. Con farm.
500 per day and team cared for.
Z, 1pply=to e rnan on works. or c. q
Stout.
W4YTED-Eo0ng man Il years or
over for stock room work Apply
TO ]. @. McCrory Co., sc and loc
store, PA Third Street.
WANTED-0Ien at Tango & Crist
BOX and Lumber Company for
steady work. Apply at factory
Monticello addition, near city
pumping station.
WANTED-SecOnd cook for day
shift. Apply at B. & o. Restaur-
| ant, Glen Elk, Fifth st.
FOR SALE-TweIve dollar, double
folding. sanitary couch, in good
condition, for So Inquire 52S
! Seventh ST., Colonial Heights.
FOR sALE-one 2-passenger gUtomo-
bile, 25 h. p. sylinder, run one
season, as good as new. Price rea-
sonabIe. Address "A. ca" care Tel
egram Office.
PIANO FOR sALE-Almost new, Up
right, mahogany case, cost $3.50
when new. will have to be seen 10
he appreciated. will sell at bargain
cash or terms. Address &C. H..
care Telegram office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

( W.ANTED-An A-NO. BusheIman at
once. Apply to Heinze & CO., sehon
street, or TraIers Alley.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-10-22

LOsT-White bull pup four months
old. black spots and black ears
trimmed. Return to Frank j.
WEIGH and receive reward.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Freedom from Tire Slavery at Last

out any chance of an annoying,
humiliating delay.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Rides Better than Air

The resiliency ofEssen-
kay is wonderful. Itgives you
all the buoyancy, all the smooth,
easy riding qualities of air, yet
never one of the faults. You get
a new sensation in automobiling.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02

South Africa produced gold worth
$125, 100000 in the first eight
months of this year, compared with
"a s11. $780, 900 output in the same
period last year
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02

The one great draw
back to ~automobiling is
removed. An actual, practical,
proved solution for the tire prob
lem is now within your reach.
Automobile authori-
ties concede that Essenkay is
the only perfect substitute for air
that has ever yet been offered.
Thousands of satisfied users amply
substantiate this fact.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02

A new ampere hour meter for cleo
qric automobiles informs the owner
of a car just how much electricity
has been put into or taken from his
Batteries. i
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Tire Mileage Increased

5,oOO-IO,oOO miles
on one set of castings is the
rule, not the exception with Essen
kay.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Presbyterian Church.

Sunday school at 10 a. N. At IL
O'Clock there will be preaching by
Rev. W. A. Ross, pastor of the Next
can Presbyterian church. There will
be no services at night.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02

A new type of metal roofing, on
sisting of sheet steel, coated with
pure lead, Is claimed to have many
advantages over more familiar roof
ings.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Essenkay Lasts Indefinitely

Heat will not cause it
to expand or cold to contract.
Water will not dissolve or affect it
in any way.
EsSrrvAv cArrc COMPANY.
r. L. LEWIS. Agent.
Brownsville. Texas.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02

The North Dakota inventor OF a
new nail pullers claims il will draw
a nail perfectly straight every time.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
At THE CHURCHES TOMORROW
Catholic Church.

At 6 a. m, communion lass.
AT 1880 a. m, mass for the
Spanish-speaking people, with a SER
mon in Spanish.
At 8 a. m, mass for the children.
with a short instruction in Spanish.
AT 10 a. m, high mass in music
for the English-speaking people.
Sermon in English.
At 3 p. M, catechism for the
Spanish-speaking children, at the
church.
AT 1870 D. M, benediction of the
Blessed Sacrament for the English
speaking people, at the chapel of the
convent. After the benediction, q
short class of catechism will follow
At 1880 D. M, benediction of the
Blessed Sacrament for the Spanish
speaking people, at the church.
Methodist Church.
On Tenth street, opposite post
Office.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Preaching by the pastor at IL a,
M, and S:15 p. m.
Epworth League at 7:15 D. m.
The public is cordially invited to
all these services.
j. M. PERRY, Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02

Corner 9th and Elizabeth streets
Rev W. A. Ross pastor.
Sunday school at $40 a. N.
Christian Endeavor at 5 D. N.
Preaching 6 p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday s D. m.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02

A French surgeon recently sue
cessfully transplanted an apes stom-
ach into a mar whose own organ
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
No More Tire
Trouble

Blowouts, punctures,
rim-cutting, all the trouble
some and costly features of the air
filled tire are things of the past for
the Essenkay user.
Now for the first time
you may know the real Joy
that comes with perfect freedom
from tire slavery. Now you may
feel the intense satisfaction of
knowing that your tires will carry
you anywhere you want to 60 with
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Christian Church.

~. T. Craig. His subject will be
Though One Rose from the Dead"
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Amos
Rich, superintendent.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Methodist Church.
Baptist Church.

preaching at III a. m. Evening
service at 1880 p. m.
All are cordially invited to attend.
EMMETT COLE, Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Ev;sconal Church

Regular services at the Episcopal
church Sunday morning at II a. N.
and in the evening at 7:45 p. m.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. IN.
Friday, Litany 7:45 p. m.
G. M. MACDOUGALL, Rector.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1912-11-02
Put Essenkay
Into Your Tires Today

AS soon as you have
read this advertisement send
or drive your car to US. Let us
equip your tires with Essenkay.
We want you to learn the true
pleasures of motoring. We want
you to learn the joys of never
knowing tire trouble. We are
waiting to equip your tires now.
Drop in and let US fix you up
today.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1912-06-28
OBITUARY.
Roberts.

Emory Worthington Chaffee wss
born in Barry, Orleans county, New
York, April 16, 1887, and departed
this life June %, 1912, at the age Of
Is years, 2 months and days.
Mr.. Chaffee was married, Septem-
Der 6, 1857, to Mary Jane Mercer,
and they lived at Alden, New York,
until the year 1877, when they came
to Barton county, Kansas, and lived
on the same farm where he died for
nearly thirty-fiye years To them
we're born five children, of whom
four survive him. He leaves to
mourn his departure a bereaved WI
low, two sors and two daughters, Ca
lista, Hollis Mercer, George Adna,
Bertha Augusta, the wife of Frank
J. Sipes; thirteen grandchildren and
one great graGd-child; one sister,
Mrs J. NJ. Johnson, of Alden, n. Y,
besides host of friends.
He bore his sickness with good
cheer, the two daughters and wife be
ing at his bedside till the last.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1912-06-28
KANSAS GET TITANIC TAXES.

The first inheritance tax payment
to Kansas as the result Of the Ii
taric disaster April Is, was paid to
the state treasurer by the admins
traitor of the estate of Washington
\. Roebling of Trenton, n. j. Mr..
Roebhng, one Of the famous family
of wire makers and bridge builders,
died in the wreck, and his father,
Charles A. Roebling, was named as
his sole heir and administrator of the
estate, Washington Roetling owned
a thousand shares Of stock in the
Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Rail
road. The stock was listed at $780,.
900 and the estate paid tax to Kan.
sas of $3.50.
1t is expected that Kansas will re-
cieve from forty to fifty thousand dol
lars in inheritance taxes as a result
Of the Titanic wreck. It is known
that the owners Of over l million dol
lars worth Of stock in Kansas rail,
roads went down in the Titanic.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1912-06-28
Today Booster Day for the "Me Everybody Turn Out and Make
DAN RILEY DEAD.

James Daniel Riley, one Of the we'll
known colored young men OF the
county, died Thursday evening at the
Riley home on the south side from
consumption. Dan was one Of the best
liked young colored men in the town,
a quiet, unDstenthtious sort Of boy,
always ready to do a favor and to as
sist in any way he could. A few years
ago he contracted tuberculosis and
the last year or 80 had been in a
very feeble condition. Dan was born
October 5, 1876, in Baltimore, Mary
land, and brought to this county wher
a youngster, by his parents. The fun.
eral services will be held Sunday;
June %, from the A. NJ. E. church,
this city. He leaves as relatives Ri-
ley Gardner, Josephine Gardner, Mrs.
Mary Brown, Mrs. Elsie Tonodo, Jo-
sic Riley, George Riley, Mrs. wesley
Roberts.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1912-06-28

the ballot. That can be worked out.
And it will be worked out"
The governor stated that he under.
stood in some states Taft would not
be recognized as the nominee.
Il have been told that an effort
will be made to keep his name off
the ballot in Nebraska" he said. T
don't know what will be done in Kar.
sas. l do not believe a third party
is needed here. 1t is needed only in
the states where the reactionary ele,
ment is in control. In Kansas we are
already progressive. We have here
Just what third party would be ex-
pected to accomplish in the other
states. l heard Roosevelt tell at
least $1,000 people in Lancaster, O.,
that what he wanted to do with the
national government is what we have
done here In Kansas"
The governor was In conversation
with several people over the long dis.
tance telephone Monday evening.
However, he refused to say when
any movement would be started to
carry out the plans that are being
perfected.
Later in the day the governor filed
bis petitions as a candidate for the
Republican nomination for United
States senator.
Il am a Republican" he said, "and
am for Roosevelt for president be.
cause he had a majority of the legal
ly elected delegate6"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1912-06-28
WOOD IN BAD.

Frank Wood is in bad. Not our
esteemed commissioner, however,
but another Frank Wood. Some four
years ago he was nabbed down at St.
JOHN for dispensing the liquid that
fills the human being with a desire
to do a number of things not in the
decalogue, and which is dispensed
against the constitution of the sover-
eign state Of Kansas, U. S. A. He
was arrested at Larned at the time,
but on his way to ST. John, via the
eastern connection, he saw something
Just east OF Ellinwood that he wanted
and Notwithstanding the speed of the
train-some thirty miles an hour-he
made his exit from the car through
an open window. Thence, he hiked,
going to Illinois. Thinking Father
Time had dimmed the memory Of
Kansas officers the said Wood return
ed, and without the usual amount Of
good judgment, went to work down
about Stafford. The result, Sheriff
Daley got him, the district court
was in session about fifteen minutes
Monday morning, Mr.. Wood Is reliev-
ed Of his citizenship for six months
and is asked to pay a bin Of costs
besides.
Moral-Time dims the memory Of
Kansans, Ouly politically.