Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-08-16
GOLF DISEASE BEATS
THE H0OKW0nM


tkuntaS city starr
There's nothing so s1J.' declared
the woman who had the floor. "as Co
Wow % strong man in tie clutches OF
that msidious disease. ,hc golf fever
tie become Is small boy who runs
homo IoyuusN tu relate how hc plu,
ed Keeps and won ull the marbles
from the other smil boys, cor elise
wants comfort because They won his
marbles
after successful afternoon 600 hisI
club. Edward returns O. his family sl
excited that bee doesn't know whether
the dish before him o. picklyd door
mats cor uurtrrhuusc steak llD hu.
gins talking $50 once. while ] zoo wait
Ink iur H break he his tnlA, 300 thai
cam ring tor More butter or ask TOR
water and while the children huld ON
Goo their chairs hy main force starving
600 d.rfh r",uusc b." has forgotten in.
serve them. and they know plpn must
mot Doe Interrupted when be- be- talking
hys' Edward SAYS. u licked 'pm
today Nvtvr Say such score.
| Cuisines cot fishing score card from
| puck'tp WHY the third ana sixth
/ and seventh : made boo two less than
I huruE. iniuk of 30, two less And the
first and fourth aud the next three
over the twelfth I ala Boo DOGGY ana
| th' others BOO just one over uu. hy
I JuNr. ] dld 900, nineteenth boo Jess than
/ huEuN. too And YOU know that mac
| t''uths With the crooked De- OF the
| green Chat FOOLS every ono 5000
Why ! muruurod. THAT was "a
score. certainly WIN YOU pass
| " Hopkins PLAYS clos, game. Ed
/ ward proceeds chuprily . had tu look
I sharp Go win over him. / Thought
| was Insi NEuu Do, dII thIt ggu-gurd
/ drive at the third hole That's better
/ than J can do az thut hole. and DO
! do say Co. I'm strong on driving"
! Yes. Fuu are. door agree
/ brightly win yuu please give Eddie
some ot tho
"'The committee ought Goo have tho
I long grass ON the touth moved El-
/ wards breaks Boo. nrryuly. ITS dis
| grace tu the club The ,lddlos DELHI
| 'rt'lN lu-. 90, balls Boo that grasg
nearly reported my c8ddio today
! paid u0 attention Goo 90, game 900 uu
/ ! made iiu" driN" and be actually
/ was looking the other way. l."
-hu.u-uu'" some ono oft tho
! children wallis when hunger grows
uurnduruhl". Then Edwards peers
about HIM uusycing'yNan wants Go
| know what ON earth liR Eddie or
/ Jane. ! suggest that 10 they get "a
shur" of the dinner they may feel bet
/ Ter Highly indignant at the inter
/ rupu"u, father serves them. stiIl tuIk.
/ iug diHiuiutedly about his score
Sometimes { go out to th, club Goo
. join Edward Tor dinner 90 you arc un
ih" terrace when %, golfers como loo.
hot and ErImy and dishcyrIsd after
. their round. YOU get b. rum force. Won
Sec" two mon saving the mir aud
shouting Ik" H political convention.
/ and getting purple Zoo the face and
I acting u- though th.g were lust watt
iuE Goo be- dared tu jump 100 each othrr
uud claw and scratch Put ll Iu the
world that o. happening De- jh. tonc
oi ono OF them u explaining why hr
I'st Cd stroke as seventh hole. aud
DO" other is Insisting that ho should
NN good rights have lost rpu b. uo
\ had scored correctly or muFhp. ono
ui them is saying the green Ht tho
eleventh hole SLOPES up ana the other
is declaring that lt slopes down
Coli conversation be- always car
ri"d uu In Oh, ninth degree. have
90" hrul,rst admiration for the TO-
srrv" fore" boz golfer 70" viii rlmp
five miles under sun that would nv
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