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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-02-17

On Saturday, Claus Kohl and Dora
Wainholz were married at the resi-
dence of Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Mumm in
Moran township, Rev. Mr.. Cloeter Of
hciating. The bride is a late arrival
from Germany and had only been in
this state a short time when the we'd
ding occurred. She and Koll Were en-
gagged to be married prior to his leav-
ing Germany some years ago and the
event was to happen when he had
made a home for them. For several
years he has occupied the Chas, Strege
farm south Of Lidgerwcod and his
bride came to join him.
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Letters From the People

iud Hartford Railroad had red stacks.
ret wheels aud names on each SIDE OF
their cabs. This was In the sos. and
maybe they were continued later, These
locomotives were handsome machines.
brass and artisticaly painted in bright
colors and gold stripping with beautiful
Views painted on each side Of the head
lights, II mad been tho custom up 10
that period for most railroads In New
England, II not elsewhere. TO name loco
motives the same as boats were named.
Those locomotives would look Ike toys
beside the grlmy monsters OF the pres
ent day. w. II. NICHOLS.
Piainneld, ". J.
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the verna cular. everybody fell for her"
Nature had endowed her with many
siftA- And early In the game she was
her NATURAL sweet self. But with
continued batteries and attentions she
began to think that she was . WINNER
and had MORTGAGE On CUPID.
Every night she would look at her re-
Election In the mirror and say.
Aren't you a WONDER, thought
Everything just comes your way and
YOU are certainly on the night end Of
tho horseshoe. Everything you say Is
eyes draws men to your feet. Every
thing you want they do and without
amy EFFORT on your part. You are
the original winner"
Along came a man. ANOTHER heart
was added to her string. lie was a
sood man, lie knew nothing about the
GAME OF hearts. He Was nan oc.
cupied with weighty matters and he
had not studied tho willy ways and
| little darts that a mortgagee OF Cupid
has at her DISPOSAL.
~ the arrow hit the mark quit,
early. He had heard about the littl,
love gods Vaccinations and now fell
that he was u YICTIM and was GI.AI
TO be-
He thought II was the REAL thing
For he was no triher and every litti
movement" N lie had . meaning 10
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a ar. STRYVER wiped his heated
MI forehead to remove the persp'ra-
AVA ton reused by his honest IN
dignation.
''Is there any gas In this machiner
he beloved. mo. there isn't drop!
The tank . 80 dry that when the electric
selt-starter turns the engine over dust
clouds blow out Of the exhaust why
isn't there any gas IN the tankf"
And Mr.. stryvsr Jumped out OF the
drivers seat of tho brand new "lvlS
Whizz slxty-sixl" and shook his INST In
the face of a grinning garage mechanic
standing by.
"Yuh olduhs was not to touch tho
boat" said the mechanic. his grin
changing into an ugly scowi. Il
Wouldn't dolly me hands with It.
There. you seel' cried Mr.. Stryver to
Mr.. Jarr. Il tell you this country Ia
bordering on anarchy Well" he added,
turning TO the mechanic. give me
twenty eallons-what Is gas a gallon
now"
two bit. a gallon" answered tn,
mechanic. Yer gotter douse yer stoyl'
| foist."
Mr.. stryver went to the door OF tn
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OF the officers 10 suppo sed to maks anv
calls on the townsfolk until after thev
have received visits from them. The
civilians. with their wives, make oaIls
on the officers who are married ana In.
vtte them to dinner. BY the exchanre
of visits the bachelor oficsrx are intro
duced to the townsfolk. ana Kradusa,v
get invitations TO dinners ana halls
After acquaintances thus are made the
social festivities are continued unabated
until orders are received by the reRl-
ment 10 move to another station.
Immigrants into Canada last wear IN.
tailed $4,000. an increase of 40 ooo over
1910 A few years ago one-third or ths
immigration was from Great RntaIn
one third from continental Europe and
one-third from the United States. but I'm
I'LL over 10 per cent came from tha
mother country. Immigrants from ths
United states numbered 400. an in
crease OF 1000 over 1910 ="
The missionary societies OF Ame,sc.
reported that their gifts have sxc>>d.d
sl3'Oo'ooo during the year 1911.
In China, married women r-...
'her own name after marriage, ~
name OF person being reSardsd |.
very important In that ooun1x
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WELL" said Mr.. Jarr. az had
bought the old Standard OIL stock at
$40 share and It went to 5000 I
wouldn't feel so bad about paying 8
cents a gallon moro for gasoline"
Mr.. stryver had done this very thing.
His profits in the rise OF Standard
stocks had enabled him to buy the new
Whizz Sixty-six that was now getting
rsplenished with ths de-monopolized.
but higher priced gasoline
whats my foresight in buying
Standard, when knew she'd go up.
got 10 do with being forced to pay pro-
hibitive prices for sasolinef" asked Mr..
stryver. II tell you. the demagogues
prats about tho wrongs done to the
poor. The poor are used to being poor
The wrongs. the injustices that people
OF means must endure these days are
the ranker in1ustices! Have the poor
any automobiles? Do they have to pay
| twenty-five cents q gallon for gasoline ?
No"
''She's all right now" said the garage
helper. Shall I start her for you?
Will you get inf Is everything all
1ght7"
| iou tcHu 10 0our OWN anu let
that machine alone!' growled Mr..
stryver. you know It starts Just by
pressing . button. like this" he said
to Mr.. Jarr, reaching in on the dash
board.
Look outi You're In the reverse!
Throw her neutral! Shut her orr
cried the garage helper.
But his warning came too late. The
great Whizz sixty-Six uttered . sound
like ''Hmph!" and puttered out back.
ward. 1fr. stryvsr. losing his head IN
his excitement. ran to the back of the
machine and endsavored to hold II
But with the easy effort Of . CLAM
pushing over . child, the great ma
ohine threw It's owner over on his bach
In Q pool Of oil and ran over his supin'
form without further harming him.
Out OF the garage rolled the machine
with Mr.. Jarr holding on to the rAdi
Eeor. stepping on Mr.. 6tryver's oil COW
cred and norid face as tho machine
pulled him out on the street Then 4
crashed into . IRE plug on the opposite
curb and came TO- . standstill with I
smashed tonneau.
why didn't you shut her OF? WI!
didn't you stop her." gasped and roaret
the anguished owner. rising TO his fee
and shaking his nst IN the face Of tn
again grinning garage helper.
you told me to keep me hands nj
yer now boat" said the helper coolly
"Hully gee! Yer friend put his heel &
yer blinker an you got q lively nous
on III"
How will We get the car back In?
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MIN.
In truth ne was the kind OF an in
dividual that loves not often. in fact
but ONCE. Thus, being q WILLING
captive. he OBEYED every mandate.
And in the phrase Of the every day
she had him going"
She had but to say the word ana he
would walk lame" play dead dog, "
Jump through" ana DO all the original
tricks of the faithful Fido. He did all
tho Giving and she took all.
Now It is a fine thing 10 have . mort
gage on Cupid. Yet even Cupid de-
mands INTEREST: no matter how we'll
tho principal Is protected. For Cupid
cannot pay dividends on love when the
interests on mortgages are not paid.
But this young woman did not WANT
to pay any interest
So when tho man was in love With
her. she expected all the interest from
to do.
When . man 10 IN love. he y like
unto the eyeless Cupid and SECS not
This man was no exception. So his
goods he spent and the fool Just fol-
lowed his natural bent-sven a. YOU
and l."
| Now. the lady thought she had q
mortgage on him for LIFE and wher
/ no wasn't looking she would br1nl
out some other hearts and smile OF
them. However as murder WIN out
30 will the real. heart of things
one night the man looked at hi
renec ton In tho mirror and said:
you certainly have been a good thin,
TO that girl. You have given all. Sh,
has had mortgage on you ana ha
not even paid low rate OF Interest
She doesn't care and you are onl,
ONE In a number. Good ntghtr'
This was one experience that made
little dent IN her own heart. Other
followed and she realized that there
} PRICE on every mortgage
MORAL
YOU CAN'T HOLD A MORTGAGE
, ON CUPID UNLESS YOU PA
: HEA T INTEREsT.
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Father of Gern,a an Medicine"
was appointed private instructor to the
students OF his un!ve rsity. His abilities
were SO marked th,t only two years
later ne was made professor Of phys.-
ology at the URiversi ~ Of Bonn. Here
he remained for seve n years. teaching
and carrying on many scientific investi-
cations
In 1893 Prof. Muller was called to
occupy the post Of proft ssor Of anatomy
and physiology at the, University Of
learning In Germany. In this capacity
he continued to carry on his various
investigations into human anatomy and
phi ysiology. He was she frst to explain
the mechanism OF the. human voice, hu-
man speech and hearing. He studied
and explained many physical and chem
ical properties Of the, blood and lymph.
He also showed the properties Of chyle.
a milky Juice elabor hted from the food
in the iptestines and thence sent directly
into the heart He made important dis
coveries relating 10 the physiology OF
sensation IN the several sensory organs
Of man. Toward the end OF his life he
devoted himself chiefly to the study Of
the anatomy OF Ashes and other marina
forms OF life.
Prof Muller was a great teacher.
Among his pupils were some OF the
foremost medical scientists of the last
century. Drs. Helmholtz. Schwann,
Ludwig and Du Bois Raymond are
| among the men trained by him. Hs
died IN 1858. after having made many
important contributions to medical SCI
. ence
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garage and tossed his newly lighted
Havana into the street.
Now I'll show you where We get OF.
In all the trust basting that the yellow
papers have been clamoring fort he
said TO Mr.. Jarr. THE Standard OIL ic
bounded as an oppressive trust, . throt-
tier or competition. We were then pay
ing around II cents a gallon for gaso-
lene. The Standard oil Trust 10 dis
membered. busted up. There 10 no more
monopoly. Competition 10 the life Of
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$3.50 49, $685. SSSSSAS SSSSSS
Mr.. Jarr Witnesses the Troubles
of the Rich. Is He Sorry7 Maybe So.


trade. Hurrah. boysl Then what hap
pensT OIL and gasoline go up. up. UPi
Gasoline goes to Is cents, Is cents, 20
cents. It Is 20 cents O gallon by the
barrel now. q cents the gallon In less
than barrel lots Standard OIL stock. as
a crushing monopoly. Is quoted around
$40. Now. as a busted trust, = dis
membered octopus. Its stock 10 selling
at $1,000 share and over. Can you beat
out q roarf'
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AS Epictetus Says

OF xenophon. and you will see how
many quarrels he put an end to. Hence
with good reason in the poets also this
power 10 most highly praised:
Quietly with skin he stiles great dsurs.
Hes,od. rheosony, '. 81.
7 EFT us see how we must dea, With
sophistlcal arguments; let us sea
how. when a man has accented nm
hypothesis. he shall not be led away N
anything absurd.
Q HOW to them in your own examp,s
y what Kind of men philosonhv
makes. and don't trifie. Wh.n
you are eating. do good to those who
eat with you: when you are drinking
TO those who are drinking with YOU:
by Yielding to ALL giving way, bearing
with them. thus DO them good, and do
not spit on them your phlegm dad
manners).
n IoTHrNG is more becoming TO him
N who governs than to despise no
man and not show arrogance
but to preside over all with equal care.
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Wouion are Dunn
with beauty and
some ACHIEVE It.
This woman VIA.
born with Il and
did ILTTLE to
achieve II. In
truth. She did not
try to achieve any
thing accept .
string of hearts
which she wore on
her sleeve, tucking
under all but the
one that waa
nNasapt Tnv In
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-08-01

fBeins the tsachinss Of an Ancient Philosopher
q. practiced by Modern Disciple. From the
"Diseou-ses Of EactrtN. "-Ge1se Long trans
iation.l
n TAN. you ought not to be affected
MI contrary to nature by The bad
AVA things OF another. Drop this
readiness to be offended and to hate.
and these words which the many utter:
These accursed and odious fellows!-
How have you been made so wise at
once? And how are you so peevish?
WYE see. then, that the carpenter.
M when he has learned certain
w things. becomes carpenter;
the pilot. by learning certain things. q
pilot. May II not then. In philosophy
also not be sufficient to wish to be wise
and good. and that there Is also q
necessity to learn certain things7
n TOW. this was the first and chief
M popularity Of Socrates. never to
DO irritated In argument. never
to utter anything abusive. anything In
sulting but to bear with abusive per-
sons and to put an end to the quarrel.
II you would know what great power
he had In this way. read the Symposium
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sciences. To know and understand fully
the anatomy of the human organism II
is not sufficient to study merely the
structure Of the human body alone. II
10 necessary to study the structure OF
the lower animals also.
To understand fully the workings. or
functions. Of the several systems OF
organs found In man II IL absolutely
necessary to understand many laws OF
the sciences OF physics and chemistry.
without these II would he altogether
impossible to comprehend and explain
the many subtle phenomena which take
place In the body in a state OF health;
and still less to understand the abnor-
malities existing In q condition OF dis
ease.
Johannes Peter Muller. called by some
the Father OF German Medicine" be-
sides being a great medical teacher. Is
responsible for utilizing in the s.udy OF
medical science the facts that he gath
cred from comparative anatomy or the
study OF the structures of the lower
animals. and for bringing into the study
OF physiology the facts discovered II
chemistry.
DR.. Muller was born at Coblenz, Ger
many. on July II. 1901. His earlier edu'
cation was that OF the ordinary German
boy. At the age OF eighteen he entered
the University of Bonn to study medi'
cine. After his graduation In 1& HI
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~ ACKWARD children TO study In chooooms charged with
- electricity to stimulate their minds Mothers have long and
successfully electrified unly youngsters by hand stimulation from
lehirl.
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Teo-- Red sr,r,.~,,rc,e-

To the Editor Of The E,cnlng wond
For the benefit OF "O,dnmer" ana
nome other correspondents who are In
doubt about red snokestacks ana names
on locomotives. would state that as
idF az twenty-five years ago the loco
pectls.s On the New York. Sey Haven
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TANDAhD OIL has jumped 1000 and Mr. Rockefeller
~ is s0e0ooo00 richer the day Of doom and dissolution
Tho Jars be smaller but the geni coming bigger
than cycr
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ENAT0R 81 RoN right about the effect of luxury and high
- living prices The trusts used to fix prices hail.
Then the Sherman Act made racket and Mr. Gary hit the idea
going into the dnngroom and boosting em the wine and
cigars Look at the result!
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How wurh wiz rc np,-,

To the EAi,o' II TNe ~ ening wofld
Readers. II man saves one cent the
first day. two cents the Hecual. four
cents the third day ana so on, doubling
each cay IN thiriy-one DAYS. how much
will he have? :. TANNER.
Corona. l.. i.
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Fables of
Everyday Folks
1rEhk 1912, h The Pres Publishing o. IN New Yort
THE MORTGA GE ON CUPID.
Bv Sophie Irene Loci

NOE upon . time there was girl.
Che was an attractive girl. She
had magnetism plus. Some
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STEER THE LAW OUT OF THE Fl
, JUSTICE DELAYED is Justice denied.


The old maxim furnishes the text for a letter which
committee the Board of Trade and Transpor
sending to the New York State Bar Association in
for the Boards to what the matter
with judicial system.
points that under the administration Of justice
in this State the maxim uely true not only in the Of nno
arrested and forced undergo endless and hgmang
and humiliation before being released but also IN COM
msrca involving disputes work. labor and services
material furnished sales and agreements and the like wherein delays
and tricks Of technty loss often to those who
least afford IT, Outrageous hodups and miserable compromises
result.
The committee claims that remedy has existed for
needed amendment to the Practice Act later transferred to
the Judiciary law This amendment provides that in counties
where trial terms Of the Supreme Court held in parts, "uch
part parts exceeding be requisite shall be reserved
for the trial Of" exactly such involve commercial rights
Enforce this provision the committee and need be call
Justices always ready from other to work of calendar
mutations
More interesting the downright way in which the committee
condemns the involved language the verbal qubbe the ponderou
ocurites which have for been supposed be nparab from
legal psrance -,
We persuaded State 10 people
elect all ocer the Judges Themselves Where ed1o>
ton nearly "ntrersa there should be nothing In prdot
WhGh ordinary Intelligence education cannot
understand and that should have occasion to ~
ness legal proceeding read pleading render verdict
the meminoo which he docs not understand.
For centuries the vcbos and pondeross Of Law have been
fair for wits and as Can forget the famous
contract Tisram Shandy wherein it takes four pages
of wherefore" and "wherca"ng provide that for certain
interesting Mrs. Shandy SHALL she elects 60 London
Modern should brush away these legal cobwcbs
In fact, the letter plainly says
In business of administering Justice
should be conducted businesses Nth
modern methods Nth celebrity. simplicity
decentralization
interest Of maintaining the
bearing and ndt at the pleasure
benccdries contributing
nothing or little
will join the Board Of Trade and Transportation
begging Association the members
and Of the Ben to mend their "to the end that the law
delay rcproach longer bccoud U.S. rights our
affairs"
PARIS DOCTOR gives the following Ten Hot Weather Com
"A mandmcnts:
~ the morning uush thoroughly
2. IN uhKe
g.
T. OF spdrinOIy.
8. OF antinered drink tho
1. terribly
- Drink Ntfe IN order not to perspi,e profuscv
Z. BY day shut the uindops tightly
nv wdey
3 SIccp a
10 Read these ines erachy.
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The Dictionary:
To police: 10 ctc c!ean orderlv clean up;
VIBRATIONS: (Scc Nclo York).
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Epoch Makers
IN MEDICINE
BY J. "a. Husik. NJ. D!

BY Tie Pr~s Co Nc~
JOHANNES PETER MULLER, "Father of German Medicine"
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EDICAL science differs from
all other branches OF human
knowledge In that. moro than
any one. It includes and
makes use of all the other
Arizona republican., 1912-06-12

and Walter E. kibbey.
 Thereafter the board of directors
 shall be elected from among the
 stockholders at the annual stockhold-
 CTS meetings to be held on the first
 Wednesday in the month of June of
 each year. The officers of said cor
 pOration shall be: A president, vice
 president, secretary, treasurer, and
 such other officers as the board of
 directors may designate, and shall
 be elected at the first meeting of said board.
 SIXTH: The highest amount of indebtedness, direct or contingent, to
 which this corporation is at any one
 time to subject itself, shall be five thousand dollars. SEVENTH: The private property
 of the stockholders and officers of
 this corporation shall be exempt from all corporate debts. IN WITNESS WHEREOF. we have hereunto set our hands and seals this 1st day of June, 1912 HARPER MKECHN1E, (Seal) H. E. CUNNINGHAM. (Seal) WALTER B. KIBBEY. (Seal) State of California County of Los Angeles ss. Before me, F. Carl Ewing, a notary public in and for the county of Los Angeles. state of California, on this day personally appeared H. E. Gun ningham, Harper McKechnie and Walter B. Kibbey, known to me to be the persons whose names are sub scribed to the foregoing Articles of Incorporation of the Tailings Extrac tion company, and acknowledged to me that they executed the same for 1 the purposes and consideration there in expressed
 Given under my hand and seal of office this 1st day of June, 1912. l (Notarial SeaD
 r. CARL EWING, Notary Public. i My commission expires February i 1st 1914.
Arizona republican., 1912-06-12

following real estate, and for the fol- divided One-fifth interest in and to Lot in Block 6, City of Phoenix, Maricopa County, State of Arizona, said property was sold to Paul W. Albrecht for the sum of $1,400.0O, one half is paid in cash and one half by prOmisSory note secured by mortgage on said property payable within one year from date of sale. as will more fully appear from said return filed as aforesaid. and to which reference is hereby made for further particu- lars.
 And Notice Is Thereby Given That
 Thursday. the goth day of June 1912 at 10 o'clock A. M. at the Court
 Room of said Court. at the Court House in the City of Phoenix, County of MaricOpa, has been fixed for hear
 ing the said return, when and where any person interested in the said eS- tate may appear and file written objections to the confirmation of the
 said sale, and be heard. and may pro- duce witnesses in support of such ob- jections.
 Dated June 8, 1912.
 VIM. E. THOMAS, Clerk By w. s. WILSON, Deputy Clerk
Arizona republican., 1912-06-12

be permitted or suffered to be placed
 in any such alley without a permit
 being first obtained from the Build
 ing Inspector, and all stairways now
 occupying a portion of any such alley shall, within ninety (90) days from
 the passage and publication of this
 Ordinance, be, by the person owning
 the same, made to conform to the
 provisions of this Ordinance.
 Section 4. Any person violating any of the provisions of this Ordinance, shall be deemed guilty of a mis- demeanOr and. upon conviction there of. shall be fined in sum of not
 less than Five ($5.O0) Dollars nor more than Fifty ($5O.OO) Dollars, or be imprisoned in the City Jail for a period of not less than Five (5) days nor more than Fifty (50) days, or by both such fine and imprisonment Section ,. All Ordinances or parts of Ordinances in conflict with the provisions of this Ordinance are here by repealed.
 1 Section G. This Ordinance shall take effect and be in force from and
 after it's passage and publication as 1 by law required.
 i Passed by the Common Council oi Phoenix this 10th day of June. 1912 1 LLOYD B. CHRISTY. Attest: Mayor. 1 FRANK THOMAS,
 (FitIr JacnrHar