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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
NEW STATE EMULATES
EXAMPLE OF OLDER ONES

ALBUQUERQUE. n. NJ. March IS.
Four members of the first State Legis-
lature of New Mexico have been ar
rested on charges of accepting bribes
for their votes for candidates for Uni
ted States Scholarships. The present
session Is the first one following the
admission of New Mexico as State.
and there has been very lively fight
for the two new Senatorships.
The arrests came as result Of an
Investigation by the local United
States District Attorney. The prison.
ers are declared to have accepted
brides Of $500 each. as the price ol
votes for certain candidates for the
Scholarships.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
Cable News
BRITISH NAVAL
ESTIMATES Low

LONDON. Eng. March IS. 49, Naval
estimates for 1913, as introduced in
the House of Commons today by Win
ston Churchill. First Lord of the Ad-
miralty, carried with them the sugges-
ton that there is possibility Of an
understanding whereby Great Britain
and Germany might cease competition
in navy construction and agree to re-
duce expenditures on war prepare
lions.
The 1913 naval budget as introduce
ed by Churchill provides for an expen-
diture Of 1920 i27, 1000. which Is a de-
crease Of sl,535.OOO from the last
years appropriations.
Churchill said that any reduction
made in the German naval estimates
would he followed by proportionate
reductions in the British expenditures
for naval construction.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
TELLS OF
CAUSE OF SOCIALISM.

WASHINGTON. d. c., March is
Chairman Underwood of the House
Ways and Means Committee declared
himself today in favor of the excise
tax. to take the place of the sugar
duty which he proposes to abolish.
Underwood says that the sentiment
OF the country has long been in favor
of an income tax, and that the income
tax law passed by Congress years ago
had the support of the voters. He
charges the Supreme Courts decision
by which the law was declared uncon-
stitutional. in 1895, with being re-
sponsible for the growth of socialism
in the United states.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
PLANNING FOR pREAoNouoHTs
AND FIFTEEN.iNCH GUNS

WASHINGTON, d. C., March IS
Plans are being made for the construc-
ton of two 3OOOO-ton dreadnOughts
with eight l5-inch guns each. These
vessels. as laid out by the naval arch.
fleets, will be the most powerful bat
tleships afoat. say the naval officials
The lj-inch guns will place these pro-
posed warships in class by them
selves. The plans will be submitted
to Congress in the near future.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
WANTED.

Railway Mail Cierks--s9O month. Hoo
nolulu examination May 4. Prepar-
alton free. Franklin Institute, Dept.
435M. Rochester, n. Y. 5l6l-lm
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
BANDIT CHIEF LUX
THREATENS FOREIGNERS

Swallow. China. March IS. -- The
German Consulate here has been burn
ed. The bandit chief Lux threatens
to shell the foreign quarters. He
hopes to bring about foreign interyen-
ton in the event that the peoples ar
my fails to defeat the government.
Marines have been landed from the
U. S. s. Monitor Monterey to protect
the foreigners.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
BILL TO PROVIDE
FOR TARGET PRACTICE

WASHINGTON. d. C.. March IS. -
Congressman Julius Kahn Of Califor-
mia has introduced bill to appropri-
ate 10000 for small arms and target
range practice In the Pacific.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
REBEL vICTORS,

CHIHUAHUA. Mexico, MARCH, Is. --
Major Adolfo Ramirez. with Il force OF
1877 Federal troops has surrendered to
a superior force Of rebel troops.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
PiTNGY SWORN IN.

WASHINGTON. d. C., March is
Mahlon Pitney was sworn In today as
a member of the United States SUI
preme Court. and assumed the duties
of the office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19

Upton Buds niece give a pisnner re.
eitaI Yesterday. She's quite a maehin-
ist. Tn easiest thing in the world is
4 git speakers fer a banquet an tn
hardest thing is 4 stop EN-.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
w A N T S
00D 00OO o COCO
TO LET.

No. Ills Lunalilo st. Six rooms; mod
ern: cool. Rent $35. Apply at 1927
Pensacola st. 5l33-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-03-19
REFINED SUGAR FAl

NEW YORK. n. Y. March lS.-Re-
fined sugar was reduced ten cents a
hundred today.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
Observation-Disclosures
NOTICLAS

La noche del II del actual tlnos ca
eos penetraron Ell ell cafetin de Carlos
Urdaz, Ell Barceloneta. sustrayendole
la cantidad de once dollarse EN- none
das billetes atn check del "Ameri-
can Colonial Bank >, expedido por G..
Lee Stanwood, favor del citado Car
los Urdaz, por la cantidad re veinticin-
co dollars La policia persigue a los au-
torres del robo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
la familia y la escuela

no de los eSpirituS mas cllltoS de la
Espana cotemporanea. el iiuStre rector
de la tIniverSidad de Salamanca, don
Miguel de Unamuno. condensaba todo
I'm programa educativo para su pals. en
eSta Erase breye Y SuStancioSa: Haga-
mos de la Patria una Escuela de cada
Escuela una Patria Tales palabras,
que dentro de la eIocuente concsi6n
de I'm apotegma. encierran la amplitud
v la traScendencia de lm riSaleno porVe-
mr. parecen orientar detinitivamente en-
ire noSotros el pensamento de aquellos
hombres de buena voluntad que Sc afa-
nan pOr reSolver el magnO problema del
desenvoNimiento nacional. Pero, para
obtemer este deSideratum fin de
tocar la cuspide de tan consoa-
doras esperanZaS, eS menester que
al Nlagisterio Sc le ampare y pro
teia. Sc lie rodee de una aureola de presh
gio de autoridad, sendo la Familia la
primera coadyuvadora despu6S del Es
tado, la mas intereSada. siquiera sea por
inStinto de pr0pia conservation. en- ha
Ger viable el pedregoso. aspero y cruento
camino del preceptor Este. va 10 de-
iamos antes dicho. impavido adelmta,
obedeciendo a la ley de la velOcidad adj
qmirida por los senderoS del bien de la
verdad, dejando tras 81 rastros de luz,
huellas de bondad no sim que. a imita-
cion del Nazareno. tenga que transltar
por una calle de amargIra, con la pc
sada cruz sobre suS hombros cinendo
a srs sienes la corona del martirio. ES el
triste destino obligado todos los reden-
torres =.
Hay una palabra magica que. por 10
cue Sc refere instruction p1iblica an
de de boca en- boca, sin a. muchas perso-
mas alcancen a entender su verdadero sig
nifcado Y menos sus conSecuencias, es la
discipline este es, el orden. ell meto-
do. la debida regularidad en- instrnlir
educar
l. Lopez Merjelied.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

certamenes en- Ferias Exposiciones inter
antillanas que sewiran para estrechar
mas los lazos entire Cuba, Santo Domm-
90 y Puerto Rico.
Contiene tambien ell folleto un buen
trabaio sobre la Labor que realizan la
'>Asociaci6n de Puerto Rico,i' la Ofici-
ma de Information del Gobierno lnsular'
Y la" Comisi6n de Comercio' termi-
na con una eXcelente information refe-
rente a la temera feria Insular.
TodoS los trabaioS publicados en- el
folleto aparecen en- los idiomaS ingles y
espanol
Merece placemeS el editor del folleto
por la inteligencia hablidad paciencia
que ha empleado en- tam curiosa como i'm
portante publication.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
Un buen folleto

Acaba de imprimirse Ell elegante for
ma un folleto habilmente preparado por
nuestro amigo don Pedro de Diego. re-
ferente la pasada feria Inslllar
En- dicho folleto puede leerse la hsta
completa de todos los expositores de la
feria con Sis direeciones. los objetos ex-
puestos por cana uno de ellos, y el pre-
milo recibido.
En- ell pr6logo Sc extiende ell editor EN-
considerations acerca de las primeras
Ferias Exposiciones celebradas en- Puer-
TO Rico llamando la atencion sobre La
gran importancia de estos torneos para
el desenvolvimiento de la vida artistica,
comercial industrial de I'm pals; estu-
diar Las illtimas ferias celebradas Y Ia
posibilidad de que Sc conyiertan estos
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
VAPOR "JULIA"

Por cable reclbido de los Sres. Sobri.
nos de Herrera de la Habana, dicho va
por cubano saldra de aquel puerto el %
del actual con las escalas de Ponce, Ma
yaguez y San Juan Tambieh hara la de
Aguadllla 81 carga sufciente 10 ameri.
tase Sobre passage ordenannos aguar-
dar sus instrucciones no admitiendolo
mientras tanto. suponemos que podra
ser despachado de aqui entire Ell 4 y 5
de Octubre, salvo 6rdenes de los Arma.
res, en- contrario,
villar y compahia.
Agentes.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

Aver las I p m, fue estropeado
por una puerta, ell ,individuo Jose Ote-
70, EN- momentos que trabajaba EN- La ca
sa de Aboy, Vidal Co., de Puerta de
TERRA.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

Sc ha expedido pasaporte para ell ex-
tranjero al Sr Nicolas Siragusa, agri-
cutor de Arecibo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
A. Espasas y Co., Cru

Vicente Santiago, que trabajaba
aver las cinco de la tarde en- la des-
carga del vapor Carolina fue herido
Ell un pie.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
De la Ofiicina
de Sanidad

FL Sabado pasado Sc llevaron a cabo
en- Mayaguez las subastas references a
las obras de reparaci0n que, segiln Or
denes del Official de Sanidad DR. Gar
Ella de Quevedo, deblan hacerse en- los
edificios municipales.
La installation sanitaria del Asilo de
Pobres fue adjudicada en- buena pro al
maestro plomero don Rafael Torres
por 81 400, 49,
Las obras sanitarias correspondents
tes al Matadero Sc adjudicaron al mis-
mo Torres por $463, y tarnbien las del
Hospital San Antonio, por Ia suma de
81 .452, 95.
Las obras sanitarias del Mercado
han sido hechas, salvo ell tanque septi-
co solamente FL sitio conocido por la
Feria ha sido habilitado para cocinas,
y en- elias han sido insta1ados los fire.
gaderos necesarios, faltando solo co.
locar las cocinas econ0micas.
La Ofcina de Sanidad local ha lle-
vado cabo La inspection de 21S casas
habitadas por 443 familias Este traba-
jo sc ha hecho el dia Is del corriente
mes. Sc han encontrado por los agen-
tes de Sanidad local 65 criaderos de
mosquitoes, los cuales han sido aceita.
dos unos, vaciados otro y siete destruf.
dos. 315 criaderos probables han sido
tambien destruidos, vacfados acei-
tados, seg1n los casos. En- estas opera
clones Sc han gastado 81 galones de
sccits
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

70 Santiago Dicho confmado cumplfa
ocho meses de Carcel por delito de hur-
TO menOr
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

Sc PRESTA dinero sobre hipotecas.
Para informes: Apartado 826.
San Juan, P. r.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

Sc ALQUILA un magnifco local en-
10 mas centrico de San Juan, prop6-
sito para ofcina.
Informaran
A. Espasas y Co., Cruz IL.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
Ell proceso de la peste
INFORME OFFICIAL
Al Honorable Gobernador de p. r.
San Juan, p r.

San Juan, p +.
SenOr:
Tengo el honor de infomnarle que du-
rante las veinticuatro hOras cOmprendi-
das desde aver a las de la mariana a
igual hora del dia de hoy, no Sc ha dado
cuenta esta ofcina de ning1n ease sos
pechoso de peSte.
Todos los enfermos del hospital cua-
rentenario Sc halIan en- estad0 de conva-
lescencia.
Aver Sc vacunaron contra la peste, 324
personas en- San Juan x Santurce.
Respetuosamente,
w. F. Lippitt.
Director de Sanidad
RESUMEN DE LOS INFoRMEs
1)lARIOS.
Total de casos positivos hasta hoy. Sc
Nuevos casos positivos Q.
Ratas cogidas hoy 121 4 ratones y ln
mangoose.
Rates examinadas hoy 167.
Ratas que dieron I'm resnItado poSiti-
vo O.
Nuevos caSos sospecaosos O.
Total de defunciones hasta la fecha 36.
RATAs EXAMfNADAs FL OLA 20
DE SEP DE 1912.
San Juan. Is: Puema de Terra. z !;
Santurce, 70; Rio Piedras, 20; Carolina,
nueve:
Total l54.
ESPECIES DE RATA.
Mis- Norvegious, 1l3; Rattus. 13 Ale
xandrlnus, 20; Mangoses, ] Musculos,
15. Total 182.
Niuguna di6 resultado positive.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

FL dia "A las ocho de la manana, Sc
celebrara en- la parroquia de San Fran
cisco, una misa cantada, la Virgen de
Monserrate Es promesa de una fami-
liza piadosa que ha obtenido un favor
por mediaci6n de la virgen Sc suplica
la asistencia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

De La carretera KIN. 10, de Galayat1a a
Cayey, se desert6 Ell confnado Edelmi,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21
o. A LIN = a"
PANADERIA Y REPOSTERIA
PUERTORRIQUENA

Pan para emparedados, pan dulce,
pan Reina, pan de Mallorca. dulces f.
nos Yemas, macarrones, almendrados,
borrachos, ponques, bizcochos, meren-
CUES, los exquisitos (Dones).
Todo bien presentado.
Donde Sc cofecciona Ell mejor pan dc
la isla
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

Los repubhcanos celebraron anoche
un' mitin en- Ruerta de TERRA. Empezo
a las ocho y termino las once dentro
del mayor orden.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1912-09-21

Los Guardias de Females Jose +. Bris-
son y Francisco Camacho, que proceden-
tes de la Carcel de Mayaguez Sc halla-
BAN prestando sus servicios en- la Peni-
tenciarIa, han regresado hoy a su pues-
to.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
Jam Started A Madieina.

Jam In its early days seems to have
been regarded as possessing medicinal
properties Gait In Annals Of the
Parish" notes IA new luxury that got
in among the commonalty about l70O.
BY our young men that were sailors
going to Jamaica and the West Indies
heaps of sugar and coffee beans were
brought home. while many, among the
cabbages In their yards, had planted
berry bushes. which two things hap
pening together the fashions Of max
ing jam and jelly came to be lntroduc-
ed into the village. 1t was found that
jelly was an excellent medicine for a
sore throat and jam a remedy as good
as London candy for a cough or a cold
or a shortness Of breath" Did 1t ever
occur to you that Jam" was abbre-
Waited from Jamaica f-London Specta-
tor.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
The raa at the Rear.

A Chicago physician recently motor
ed to Columbus. where he spent sew.
eral days with friends on the east side
While downtown one day he left his
touring car standing In front Of the
Chittenden hotel, and when be came
out he saw the colored doorman stand
ing back of the machine laughing.
whats the giggle" queried the
doctor.
Nothing, boss" answered the genial
doorman. But you're a physician
aren't your
"Yes."
Il thought SO when saw the red
cross on the front Of your machine
but IL / owned that car I'd take that
sign of the back"
The doctor went around to the real
and looked at the license tag. 1t read
$4,000 In."-Columbus Dispatch.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
April In Western Europe.

April Is one Of the driest months In
the whole year In England In the
southeast Of England, including Lon
don and Its surrounding counties. the
average April rainfall Is only 1874 inch.
That Of March, reputed the driest
month. is 1.46, while Mays rainfall is
nearly quarter Of an inch In excess
of April's. Not only is April dry but
also a very cold month. April 10th to
18th is VIGOROUSLY cold period.
All over the western part Of Europe
April is month which is Justly dread
ed for its severity. Even in Spain this
is the case In central Spain there Is
al old story that shepherd promised
March a lamb II he would temper the
winds to suit bis Hocks. March did
so. but the faithless shepherd failed
to keep his promise. In revenge
March borrowed three days from April,
which were worse weather than any
experienced in March.-LOndon An
SWerS
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
indian Wiz


In Colonel Newell's "reminiscences az
an Indian agent is this story: The In
dian commissioner visited the agency
one day and asked to have all the In.
dams brought before him that he might
make them speech. These were the
Brule Sioux. Of whom spotted TAN, one
Of the most illustrious Of Indians, was
at that time head chief In the course
Of his address the commissioner asked
the Indians to quit painting their faces
and bodies he told them that none
but a savage painted his face or his
body. After he had finished Spotted
Tail arose.
You say we are savages because We
paint our faces and bodies" he said
Last spring was in Washington anc
went to the presidents inaugural ball
All the white women at that ball haC
their faces painted do not think We
are savages," he said.
The assembled Indians shrieked with
laughter.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
The Riaht Kind Of Hustler,

There is a good story concerning q
certain trip Of inspection when Louis
Hill and a party Of ofhcials were tax
ing a peek at the staten agents some
where along the line In Minnesota. At
q station we may call Oscarville an
agent, perhaps forewarned, was OBJ
served frantically moving trucks and
cleaning up.
There's a hustler for you." said one
Of the party.
"Humph," said Hill.
At another station the agent met
them smilingly. smoking a good cigar
and clad In his best clothes. He was
frankly idling, yet nothing was askew.
well, what do you think Of thatY'
commented one of Hills friends.
There's an agent who has time to
loaf"
"Humph," said Hin.
A month later the '1oafer'' was pro-
NOTED.
'If a man can get the work done
without doing it himself he's the man
for me-" was the explanation Of the
railroad NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Mag
azine
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02


In the early days a fam6Ae lawyer In
Jackson county was Russell Hicks. He
had a faculty Of saying The most sar-
castle and cutting things, and be was
often retained IN a case simply to
hurt the feelings and rattle" the law
yer on the opposing side. he was re-
tanned for this purpose once In a land
suit The lawyer against him was a
young man. and at the proper time
Hicks arose and began to abuse this
young lawyer. denouncing both him
and his case together as a combined
fraud.
Now. Mr.. Hicks had a habit Of dye
Ing his hair. and upon this day he had
been out in the rain, and the dye had
become soaked of in spots. so that
the dye was plainly to be seen by all.
When the young lawyer arose to
reply to the attack upon him he said:
Gentlemen Of the Jury, this man
should be the last one on earth to talk
Of fraud. Look at his head, gentlemen.
See that hair. Every spear Of II Is q
painted fraud"
The young man won the case.-Kan.
sas City Star.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02

Mabel" be said enthusiasticalI
upon his return from the lodge, "con
graduate me am now a grand exalt
ed Pooh Bah of the first rank"
So" said Mabel indifferently.
81 am high and mighty duke Of ths
grand duchyP'
"Humr'
Il have been elected to the degree OF
most excellent chancellor Of the kings
sacred circle"
"Humr"
II am grand earl Of the early risers
l am lord of the inner chamber Of soy.
ereigns and as such entitled to all tb
perquisites and privileges belonging te
such lofty station, and, what is more
/ am a supreme king of the favored
few"
"An right, king. Now go out IN the
back yard and beat the dust out of the
rugs on the line. By the time you get
through with that you'll probably be
down on earth again." said she coldly.
Detroit Free Press.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02

yes" said the prosperous lawyer in
speaking to friend. 81 had a long
wait before ! got any practice, but
am certainly satisfied now with my
profession and its emoluments. The ear.
~ days. the waiting for clients, we're
hard, though Why, do you know thar
| got 80 after awhile that when heard
a footstep on the stairs l could tell
ninety nine times out of hundred
whether or not the person was coming
to my oftice?"
well that is strange" replied his
friend. Your sense of hearing must
have been very acute"
mot so much that" replied the law
yer. You see. made up my mind
that they were not coming to my office.
and ninety nine times out Of hundred
| was right"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02

There is a frog indigenous to Brazil
which builds regular mud fort dur
ing the breeding season in order to pro
tect her eggs and tadpoles. The fe-
male frog dives to the bottom Of the
water. scoops up two handfuls Of mud
and repeats the process until she has
erected circular wall about one foot
In diameter She keeps on till the
wall stands at least Eve inches above
the surface Of the water, and the whole
is most carefully smoothed down with
her broad. webbed hands. The work
is performed only at night, and wher
II is completed the eggs are deposited
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02

whats old Titewad looking &C
grouchy aboutT'
Got short changed out Of SIS las,
night, and he's sore"
'Titewad short changed out of $1e
--hurrahl II doesn't seem possible
Where'd 1t happenT
'"The only place It could happen-ip
a Dream Houston Post.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
Hollow. All Rioht,

Griggs- What odd expressions these
novelists use, For instance. In this
book you loaned me the author tells
Of the heroine speaking I'm hollow
voice" BrIggs-Well. that's all right
in her case You see. she had tried her
voice on the stage. and there was moth
ing IN it--L0ndon Sketch.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
When Death Cool. III. STING.

There is a curious superstition in ia
maica that II death occurs In the
house all the water in 1t Is poisoned at
once and must be thrown away. the
reason given being that Death cools
bis sitting" after destroying life in the
first water he finds, and as no one can
tell-death being invisibie--what jar he
may choose 1t Is safest to throw 1t all
away. Careful people to save trouble
even carry all water out Of the house
Immediately before death Is expected.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-02
Then He Got Mad.

Husband dmpatiently)-If the fool
killer would strike this town he would
ind plenty Of work to do. Wife--Is
there such a person. dear7 Husband
OF course there Is. Wife with anxiety,
We'll. ] do hope. John. that you will
be very careful.
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His Occasional Wish,

"Why don't you ever want to go to
a wedding" snapped Mrs. Enpeck. 81
don't believe you've been to a we'd
ding since you attended your own"
NO" mildly responded Mr.. Enpeck.
81 haven't And" he added softly to
himself, Il sometimes wish l hadn't
attended that one Exchange
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II am going to marry a shoemaker .
"Why shoemaker
Because he Is the sort Of man who
Is generally whole soled and well heel
ed"-Baltimore American.
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The Count (who has had little til
with bis fiancee. the heiress, hut. my
treasure The Helress- Your treasurer
Your investment. you mean
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Miss hewitt Mays In trouble. she's
had proposals from two men and can't
choose between them. Miss Passay-
Heavens! And does she call that trou-
bile?