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The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

WANTED-High grade speciality sales men. Sell to large and small concerns. Pocket samples Large profits. State past experience. Commercial Co.,. 3i7 River st., Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

$50 weekly selling collection cabinets to merchants. No competition. Ex- elusive territory. Write for free sam ples and descriptive matter. Sayers Co, Laclege Bldg, St. Louis. Mo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

right here, something new; $45 to $90 a week; sells on sight; 100 per cent profit; no charge for territory: new automatic razor sharp erner; absolutely guaranteed for life i; Wingo made s10SO profit weeks. Stevenson selling 30 daily. Over 250,- 900 satisfied customers. Only device that homes and sharpens any razor. old style or safety. Phenomenal money maker: men everywhere are excited over the mysterious accuracy and perfection of this little machine; write today for full details, free; we want 1000 agents in exclusive terri tory at once. Address The Never Fall Co.,, 1349 Cotton Bldg, Toledo, o.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

SALESMAN, travelling, to sell blankets, dress fabrics and fiannels for fall trade. direct to retail stores. Liberal commis- sion. Desirable side line. South Phila- delphia Woolen Co.,, Box 13fl, Philadel- ,,1,i
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

BUSINESS chance, your 25 word add In over 100 monthly magazines S1 Business Publishing Co.,, St. Louis, Mo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

SALESMAN-Experie rienced, to carry full line of hosiery as side line. Liberal commission basis. Exclusive terri tory Hosiery Mfg. Co, 10 N. 4th street Philadelphia
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

WOMAN with managerial ability to take
 charge of high class business Address
 E-53, care Age-Herald. 3-163t EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR A LADY WHO WISHES TO ENGAGE IN A HIGH GLASS BUSINESS ON HER OWN ACCOUNT. CAPITAL OF LESS THAN $50 REQUIRED. ADJ DRESS C-53, AGE-HERALD. 3-16-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

PARAGON shorthand learned in one week because remarkably simple. Speed practically unlimited. Used in govern ment service. Details free. Lichtentag,
 701 Camp, New Orleans, La. 3-10-4t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

DON'T miss this chance to get hold Of a winner. Everyone needs this article and will buy Profits big. Write to- day for free particulars. Reliance s,,rnly Co.,, 507 s. West St, Syracuse, N. Y,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

SALESMEN wanted to sell air brush de- sign show cards, price tickets and other specialties for merchants; big profit {; catalog free. Merchants Speciality House, 6S3 Anthenaeum Bldg, Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

POGO railway mail clerks wanted s90 month. Birmingham examination May 4. Coach ing free. Write Franklin Institute, Dept 2-H, Rochester, N. Y.
 3-3-31t-su-mowe-fri-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

CAPITAL furnished for meritorious en- terprises; stocks and bonds sold on com mission; facilities for incorporating and reorganization of companies. For par ticulars, Johnson 8r Co.,, Bankers, Mad iSon & La Salle, Chicago
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-03-17

WANTED-By gentleman nice room, breakfast and supper, within walking distance of business section. Address, giving price in answer. s-55, Age Herald.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
NEW COURSE is PLANNED
FOR ESPERANTO STUDENTS
Edward L. Fuegel, Graduate of Bust
ness High, to Have
Charge.

A new course for students Of Esperanto,
it. is announced. will be started this even
! ing by Washington Rondo. No. 1. of the
Students Esperanto League in the rooms
of the Esperanto Association, in the
Maryland building. The course will be
taught by Edward L. Fuegel, who gradu-
ated from Business High School last
June, and it is expected that it will be
made particularly interesting to young
people.
Interesting collections of post cards and
stamps and letters in Esperanto will be
shown to those who gather for the form
alton of the new class. These collections
are from young people interested in Es-
perantO residing in various countries of
Europe, Asia and South America. All
young people who are interested in the
subject are invited to attend.
Washington ROndo, No. l. is the first
chapter Of a new national fraternity Or
ganiZed among high school and other
young people, with Esperanto as its Off
cial language. AS the organization is said
TO have a real educational value, in that
it is declared to be an aid in the stuu,
of history and geography, it has met
with the approval of many parents.
After four or five lessons in the course
to be started tonight those who are found
in the new language will be allowed to
apply for membership i'll the rondot
which has weekly meetings in the rooms
of the Esperanto Association. The meet
ing to organize the course tonight will he
held at 80 o'clock.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
CITIZENS |NDORSE cox
AS HEAD OF INAUGURAL
BriqhtWood Association Acts.
Congress Delay in District
Matters Censured.

AT meeting of the Brightwood Park
Citizens Association, held in Van Horn
Hall. Georgia avenue and Longfellow
street. last night. William V. Cox, former
president of the Washington Board of
Trade, was unanimously indorsed for ap-
pointment as chairman of the inaugural
committee. a motion to that effect was
adopted, and Secretary Falconer was di-
rected to inform Mr.. Cox of the associa-
tons action. The motion was made by
J. c.. Proctor.
William Mex Clayton addressed the
meeting relative to action of Congress in
ignoring district business at the pres
ent session. He inquired why the House
District committee had not met at this
session. The members of the committee,
he said. are sworn into office. and should
do their duty by the citizens of the Dis
trict, whose only means of presenting
their wishes to the government was by
petition
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
THREE SMALL FIRES.
Engine Companies Succeed in Pre-
venting Serious Damage.

An automobile owned by William G.
Fairbanks OF S14 18th street northwest
was discovered to be ablaZe yesterday
afternoon. No. 1 engine company was
summoned. The car was in front of Mr..
Fairbanks home when the fire occurred.
The blaze was eXtinguished before any
damage had been done.
No. ] engine company responded 10 an
alarm last night about $50 o'clock and
found fire in the chimney at the house
of Miss Clara Wilson. 1859 Massachusetts
avenue northwest. The property was not
damaged
The burning of trash in the basement
at the house of Mrs. Margaret Buddick
7o4 Rock Creek Church road, last nigh,
about s o'clock alarmed the occupants OF
the house. No. "a engine company re-
sponded TO an alarm and eXtinguisheC
the fire.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Appeal to Membe

He concluded by presenting petition,
which was adopted, instructing the secre-
tary to send a personal letter to each
member of the House District committee
imploring him to attend the meetings of
the committee and take some action on
the matters which are of vital impor-
lance to the 100000 residents of the Ma
tiOnal Capital.
DR.. w. E. Turton was appointed dele
gate to the clean city committee. Frank
]. Metcaf, Homer Smith and e. j. Ayers
were selected to represent the association
to the joint committee.
The secretary was authorized to COM
municate with the Washington Railway
and Electric Company requesting that
the speed of the cars be increased after
leaving the pit at Georgia avenue and W
street. and if this is not permissible the
matter will be taken up with the District
Commissioners, with a view to securing
permission to increase the rate of trave
for the cars.
The association is completing arrange.
ments for play to be presented in the
hall some time this winter. the proceeds
to be devoted for the expenses of the
association.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
LIFE IN PALESTINE.
Illustrated Lecture to Be Delivered
ty DR.. L. Glushak.

The Hebrew Zionist societies of this
city will bring the ''Chanukah cele-
bration to close tomorrow evening with
a lecture by DR.. l.. Glushak. on Jewish
Life in Modern Palestine. at Carroll In
stitute. The lecture will be illustrated
with lantern slides made from photo
graphs recently taken in the Holy Land.
\ program of sacred music Will be
given, in which Cantor Glushak of the
Adas Israel Congregation, Mr.. Siegel and
Misses Freilicoff and Spector Will par
ticiDate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
ColOred Lad browns.

James Washington, colored. eight years
old, fell overheard from the wharf at the
foot OF Sth street southwest last night
and was drowned. y calf got loose and
ran about the wharf. Washington, who
was from King George county, Va, fell
into the river while trying to avoid the
animal His body was recovered by the
crew of the police boat.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
LOCAL MENTION.
lMUsEMENTS TONIGHT.

Observation-Disclosures Carr in "Louisi-
ana Lou" Sis pm.
Belasco-E. H Sothern and Julia
Marlowe. in Hamlet" pm.
Columbia-'The Old Homestead
Sis pm.
Chase's-Polite vaudeville. S:15 pm.
Poli's-Refined vaudeville. S:16 pm
Academy-"The Confession" SIS m
Gayety-Dave Marion and his Dream
land Company, SIS pm.
New Lyceum-"Dante's Daughters.
Sis pm.
Casino-Vaudeville and motion pic
lures, 1:15, 8. $50 and $50 pm.
Cosmos-Vaudeville and motion pic
lures. 1 pm. TO IL pm.
Misunderstanding rink; morning, aft
ernoon and night.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Accidentally Shoots Brother

Joseph Harlow. three years old, son
of Mrs. Annie Harlow of Gil 18th street
northeast, was accidentally shot in his
right eye yesterday afternoon while play
ing with his e.ght-year-old brother,
Thomas Harlow. Thomas had d small
rifle and was in the room with his mother
and younger brother when he discharged
it. Mrs. Harlow took the wounded boy
to the Episcopal Ear, Eye and Throat
Hospital. He may lose the sight of the
injured eye.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Career of DR.. Magruder.

An account OF the career of DIR. Will
liam Il. Masruder. who was prominent
figure in the professional and civic life
of the community III earlier years will
be given in a paper TO be read at the
meeting of the Columbia Historical So
ciety Tuesday evening at s o'clock, at
1110 street northwest. 1t was prepared
by Robert ii. darkness.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Genevieve Clark in Play.

Merry Christmas play,et, was given
by the senior class Of Friends Select
School in the school gymnasium last
evening. Those who took part were Sill
via Carter, Ruth Harper. Genevieve
Clark, Katherine Hawkhurst, Constance
Weaver. Ruth Patterson. Sybil Davis.
Jean Roberts, Harry Burch, Lowell Hard
ing, Grafton Brown and Elmer Gates.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Preparing Baskets for the Poor

The St Patrick's Church branch of the
Society of St. Vincent De Paul is now
preparing. under the direction of Mgr.
William T. Russell. Christmas baskets,
which are 10 he distributed TO the poor.
The annual report of the branch of the
society shows receipts amounting 10
1891 IS and disbursements of S932.S1.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Found Dead in Hotel.

\ man who had recently registered
at Harper's Hotel. 1885 NJ street, as
George Spaulding, Malone, n. Y, was
found dead in the lower hallway of the
hotel this morning about 4 o'clock. Last
night he complained Of pains about his
heart, and his death, it is thought. re-
suited from an attack of heart disease.
The body was sent to the morgue, and
the police are trying to locate his rela-
tiveS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Philippines Debate Subject.

That it was the part of wisdom for the
United States to acquire the Philippines
will be debated by members of the Y vi.
c. a. Debating Club tonight. ]. III. Bill
brey and w. III. Ludwig will support the
affirmative and p. r. Zimmerman and
F. y. Smith will uphold the negative
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Brilliant Vaudeville mt the Cosmos

next week Capt. Treats world-famous
seals: DR. Carl Herman. wonderful cleo
tric wizard: the Viola Duo, operate sing
ers: Mary Raney. new songs; Harry anu
Bernice Lowe. comedy musical act, and
Harmon and YOder, artistic singers and
h1morists Seats 10 and % cents. Hear
the fine concerts today.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
OUR FLAG CAMP ELECTION.
Sons of Veteran Officers Will Be In
stalled in January.

Officers of Our Flag Camp No. IL. Sons
of Veterans, have been elected as fol-
lows
Commander. G.. W. Sellers; senior vice
commander. ]. f. Oulahan; Junior vice
commadner. r. NJ. Eyler; patriotic in
structor. W. S. Crown; representative to
division encampment, r. Nj Eylef; dele
gate to division encampment. j. r. Oula-
han alternates J. +. Scott and a. {.
Watts G.. y X relief committee. w. S.
Crown: Soldiers and Sailors Home. r.
NJ. Ey1er: camp council. W. .. Crown. j.
F. Scot. X. NJ. Eyler. These officers will
be installed at the January meeting.
Money to loan at , and sc on real estate
Frank T. Rawlings Co. 1l2J y. y. ave-
Advertisement.
Elk Grove Art Portfolios free.-Adver-
tisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
TALKS BY DR.. CRAFTS.
Will Tell of the Fight to Make
Washington a Better City.

"A Straight Talk 10 Men on Washing
ton Morals will be the subject of an ad-
dress by DIR. Wilbur r. Crafts, super
intendent of the International Reform
Bureau, at ) o'clock tomorrow afternoon
at the Y. NJ. G.. y.
At IL o'clock tomorrow morning he will
speak at McKendree Methodist Church.
Massachusetts avenue near 9th street
northwest. on How to Make Washing
ton the city Beautiful and Good" and al
s o'clock tomorrow night in the First
Baptist Church. 10Th and o Streets or
Battles Won and Battles On in Wash
ington."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Granulated Sugar. &c h.; Eggs. &c doz. :;
Navy Beans. DC H.: new Hominy. &c Id.
8 lbs. Buckwheat. 25c; u lbs. White Meal,
1Sc; 3 loaves Bread. 1Oc; % Nutmegs, &c;
Cabbage. 1c: White Potatoes, 2Oc PIX
Apples. pc pix; pure Lard, 1870 h.; 2
lbs. Mincemeat. 15c; 25c cans Asparagus.
19c; 15c cans Herring Roe, Zoe; 12c can
Sauerkraut, Sc. II 7th st. ne. and j. T.
D. Pyles' other stores, 10 in all.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

S1.23 to Baltimore and Return
Saturdays and Sundays via Pennsylvania
railroad. Tickets good returning until
AM. Monday. All regular trains except
Congressional Ii ted.-Advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
s1.:5 baltimore and Return.

Baltimore and Ohio.
Every Saturday and Sunday. Good to
return until 900 am. train Monday.
All trains both ways, including the Royal
ted.-Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Where the Lights Are Installed.


Standard or tourist. Latter personally
conducted without change daily, except
Sunday. Berth 50, WashingtonS Sunset
route, \. ]. Poston, C. A. sos +. 705 18th.
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

haven't got the price. 1t is pleasure thus to
stake the man whose children cry for cake if
he's worthy gent, with honest aims and record
straight, who has been buffeted by fate until
he's worn and bent. But little pleasure do we
find in helping out the other kind who swarm
in every town, the men who loafed when days
were bright, and hid when work doomed up in
sight, and held street corners down. The men
who argued politics instead of laying stone or
bricks and shedding honest sweat, may suffer on
the wintry day and long for pies in vain, but
they deserve just what they get. If every able
Lod; hraxx I.,1xx Ia
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Discusses Legal Education

The value Of legal education in business
was discussed by Charles A. Pace in a
lecture before the Washington School of
Accounting last evening. Mr.. Pace is a
member of the New York bar.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

The Dutch Inn, SIS 11th st. n. W.,
will be open evenings beginning Monday
December 16. Annex upstairs. 16s
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Ordered Your supply of Neinberg's

FRUIT and POUND CAKE
for the holidays? Better than ever this
year, and in greater demand too. &c ID
none finer at any price. Mkt. stands. gro
GERS or phone the bakery Cline. 1c2O.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Ladies as Special Guests.

Ladies Will be the special guests of the
California State Association at its meet
ing at 9OJ F street northwest this even
ing. Senator Works and Representatives
Raker and Stephens will be the speakers
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
The Dessert That Always Delights.

There is nothing more pleasing or more
satisfying than Connecticut Pies for des-
sert 70 different kinds. All with light,
crisp crusts-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

25c Try Our Famous StcWs. :5c
Phila. Oyster and Chop House, 513 18th
st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

At Xmas and All Other Seasons
Eisinger Bros. are always ready to prompt
ly care for your millwOrk orders 21O9 7th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

wouldn't March, he'd his bacon and his his
would be full of and and kraut and starch The
give endless laws fit most bughouse
needs law requiring every healthy go
best he with hands instead of Jaw sTh thing of loaf
should be made felony then bus afraid of spending
JAIL would strive the grub they the kppered
shredded wheat, the oysters and the quail.
. :s:ss:ss %s is NaeA17a+~.,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Elk Grove Coupons are valua ole.-Ad-
vertiSenent.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Get an Elk Grove Art Portfolio Free
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Elk Grove Art Portfolios beautiful
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Phone Your Want Ad to The Star.
Main 244O.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Bicycles for Christmas.
Special prices: attractive stock Boys
wheel, SIS.
H. ". Higham, jr..
100 Bst. Sc. Open to pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
LAMPS OF HIGHER POWER
New Street Lights About the
Capitol and Congressional
Office Buildings.

One hundred and forty-six new street
lights recently installed by the electrical
department of the District government in
the neighorhOod of the Capitol, Senate
and House Office buildings were turned on
Thursday night, affording increased il
Illumination for that part of the city. The
lamps. which are of the 100-candlepower
incandescent type, are similar to those in
stalled several months ago on 9TH street.
Where the Lights Are Installed.
They have been installed on LIST street
from Pennsylvania avenue to e street
southwest; 3 street between LIST street
southwest and I'd street southeast; 1st
street northwest from Pennsylvania ave-
nue. to 3 street and b street from LIST
street northwest to I'd street northeast
and surrounding the Senate and House
Office buildings. The new lights are
erected ON posts designed by F. d. Mil
let, the Washington architect, who per
ished in the Titanic disaster.
The electrical department is working or
the extension of the system on East Cap
itol street from 1st street northeast tC
and around Lincoln Park.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

$3.50 Bicycle Reduced to $3.50
Haverford Cycle CO., 421 10th NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

The Most StupendOus, Spectacular
feature ever produced. Kipling's great
story. The God Of the Sun" Weird. To-
day. Virginia Theater.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
w. D. Mackenzie Booked for Address

W. D. Mackenzie is announced to speak
on THE City for the People at meet
ing of the Secular League to be held at
Pythian Temple tomorrow afternoon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Going Home for Xmas:
Reduced rates via Atlantic Coast Line.
Office, 14O6 New. York ave. Phone Main
SJ6O.-Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Sweet Catawba, 81 per Gal.

Cal. Port and Sherry, 81 gal.
Imported Chant. 75c OF.
Deliveries until 1890 pm.
John T. Crowley, S31 14th. Tel. NJ. 3644.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Safeguard Your Health by Always
ordering HEURICH'S BEERS. The most
perfect in point of purity-the oldest pro-
duced in the land. Matured to 10 months
2 doz. Maerzen or Senate, $1.75 daeer.
$15O. Bottle rebate, SOC. Phone w. 1900.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Special Table d'HOfe Dinner, Joe.
Sunday. 1913 pm. Excellent menu. Deli
cious n. Y. steaks. Royal Cafe, 517 II NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Special for ChriHtmas

taken for strictly homemade cakes, pie
salads, ETC. 127 E NV. Phone NJ. $50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Great Bear Spring Water.

Bottled at the springs under strictly
sanitary conditions. Office, SIG r st. n. e.
Tel. n. 4372.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Save the Elk Grove Butter Coupons
Advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Sweet Catawba. SLIGO GAL: Cal.

Port and Sherry Wine. 81 to $50 gal.
Pure Cal. Brandy. 75c Of. 4Oc pit Eugene
Schwab, j2j Sth Sc. Phone Lincoln 921.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Elk Grove-a quality butter.-Adver-
tiSement-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Purissima Rye for the Holidays.

For good health and good cheer Puris-
sima Rye is ideal. VIM. Cannon, 1925 9Th.
Phone n. J2S
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
Spend Xmas i'm Your Own Home
By Farren

Taking consideration the choice location the quality
of construction and the low believe these homes
far the best we have offered for the money:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Phone Your Want Ad to The Star.
Main 2140.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Ask for Elk Grove Butter. It's delicious.
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

weIsbach Lights. Mantels, Etc.
SIC 18th st. c. A. Muddiman & Co. 1904 G st
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14
The Call of the Poor
By WALT MASON

the wntry winds will blow, and theren be fifty
all standard brands of ce then you
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-12-14

Elk Grove Art Portfolios free.--Adver-
tiSement
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-12-14

meaning Of those gyrations (this
is a-polite word often used in such
cases of the dancers?
We don't know where Art ever
heard that tune before, and if we
did we wouldn't tell. Arts mar
ried.
But we do know what the
meaning of the gyrations Of the
dancers was. They were Tango
ing, And we also know what
the tune was. 1t was that spright-
ly melody, which starts off:
ooh, every evening hear him
sing
It's the cutest little thing,
Got the cutest little swing.
Hitchy Koo, Hitchy Koo, Hitchy
Koo."
We confess we do not know
what "hitchy koo" means, but it
probably is Hawaiian for do it
again, kid" or something like
that.
But we're forgetting Art,
whom we left rooted t othe spot.
Art kept on being rooted to the
spot for about five minutes, and
then it filtered into his intelli-
genee that society was slipping
one over on him.
Then he went into the bitter
night air. and wept, and reflected
that being the whole cheese out
at the stockyards while ]. Og Ar
mour is purchasing (not buying) |
- -. 4 $3.50 49, L,o.,,N -, C,1s