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The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Rev. G.. f. Mann will preach
at the Presbyterian church Sun.
day morning aud at night. Ev.
erybody is invited to come out
and hear him.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

The Powell County Sunday
School Convention is in session
at the Methodist church on
Hardwick's creek to-day. A
most profitable session is looked
for.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

The Kentucky Conference of
the Me thodist church is in ses-
sion at Danville this week. Pas
tor l.. s. Fryman is in attend
ance.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

The public sale of personal ef-
fects of 7. j. Fletcher was well
attended and articles sold for
fair prices. Mr.. Fletcher and
family will leave Sept. 9th for
Miami, Texas.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Mrs. Annie Dodge and Misses
Lii Smith and Besse Maloney, of
Cincinnati, are visiting relatives
in the county.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Dan Skidmore, of Northmid-
dletown, was here Monday to see
III. q. Crabtree.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Mr.. and Mrs. q. Nj. COnlee, of
Montgomery county, spent from
Friday till Monday with relatives
in the city and county.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Some of the finest peaches ev.
er grown anywhere have been
sold off the famous Garrett fruit
farm near the Old Furnace.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Don't forget our Summer Clear
ance Sale of spring and summer
goods. Mrs. J. W. Williams,
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

The city schools began Monday
with fair attendance. We hope
to see this term a success.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

We have had some very warm
weather this week and good
shower of rain Tuesday to keep
things growing.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Mrs. b. f. Hughes and daugh-
ter, Miss Jessie, of Mt. Sterling,
spent several days with relatives
in this city this week.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05
LOCAL BREVITIES.

Monday was Labor Day, but
was very little observed in Clay
CITY.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

The Swami. Day planning mill
will 60 into opeIatiOn Friday or
Saturday.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

A Sunday-sch was organized
at Powell's Valley church Sun.
day morning.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Roscoe Bowman, son of G. Bow
man, is very sick at his fathers
home two miles south of this
city.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

g. w. Duncan, of White Sui
phur Springs, w. Va, visited in
the city last week.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Ladies', Misses and children S
sli, pc RS at summer sale prices.
Mrs. J. w. Williams.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Grover Barnett, of near Mt.
Sterling, was with relatives in
the city and county the last of
the week.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Apple vinegar 100 per cent. pure
30 cents per gallon. Apply at this
office.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05
Dog days come to a close today.

Omer Powell, of Irvine, was in
the city yesterday.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

Mrs. Stella Long, of Louisville,
is visiting relatives in the city.
The Clay City times., 1912-09-05

+. G. Powell, of Xena, was in
the city Monday.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
SUNNY jim" WITH
POTENTATE TREAT

PASADENA, Cal, Jan. 26.-Imperial
Fotentatc John Frank Treat of the An
cient Arabic order Mobiles of the Mys-
tic Shrine, accompanied by other lead
crs of the Imperial Council, visited
Pasadena today and was entertained
royalty by Shrincrs of this city. He
was told some of the plans for Pasa-
dcna day during the meeting of the I'm
pcrlal Council In this section next May
and expressed himself as delighted with
them.
In the Treat party were T. w. Row
cll imperial recorder of Boston; w. s.
Brown. imperial treasurer Of Pitts
burg; Lou Winsor, past imperial po-
tcntate. OF Grand Rapids, Mich; and
james McCandless, past potentatc of
Aloha Temple, Honolulu, Hawaii. Mr..
Treats home Is In Fargo, \. ID.
The visitors were taken in hand by
reception committee and were guests
of prominent Shriners at the Maryland.
They will he given n reception In Los
Angeles tonight, which will be attended
by Pasadena members of the Mystic
Shrine.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14

The Weekly Edition of the Even.
Ing Bulletin goes into more
Homes throughout the outside islands
than amy other newspaper published
In Hawaii.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
PASSENGERS BOOKED

Per stmr. w. q. Hall, for kaua
ports, Feb. 15.-Mr. and Mrs. Wilcox
W. T. Frost.
Per stmr. Claudine, for Hilo, VII
way ports, Feb. ia. b. Graham
Gerard Graham, w. Wordeek, X. l.,
Dobson, Miss T. Osaki, J. A. Scott
A. Haneberg, Mrs, l.. b. Corbaley.
Per stmr. Mauna Kea, for Hilo, via
way ports, Feb. l9.-Mr. and Mrs
Miss Maud Wight, Mrs
II. r. Bryant, Geraldine and Hilda
Bryant
Per stmr. Kinau, for Kauai ports
Feb. 2O.-T. Osaki.
Per stmr Likelike, for Maui and
Molokai ports, Feb. 20.-Mr. and Mrs
p. Cooke.
Per stmr. w. G. Hall, for Kauai
ports, Feb. 23.-Mr. and Mrs. Chas. A
Rice, Mr.. and Mrs. Eric A. Knudsen
Mr.. and Mrs. j. l.. Robertson, Leslie
Myers, N Hansen, Miss Marie Silva
Mrs. II. ID. Wishard
Per stmr. Kilauea, for Kona and
Kan ports, Feb, 23.-W. W. Cham
berlain, r.. b. Booth, Miss J. r.
Jones, j. A. Mcclure, Miss Alleen Nc,
CURE and friend, Dave Wheeler and
wife, James Ako, Mrs. w. r. Bryant
Hilda and Geraldine Bryant, A. +.
Judd.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
MANY Peace
PRIZES FOR
The SCHOOLS

The latest announcements for prize
essays by the Chamber of Commerce
committee emphasize the many oppor-
tunitics Hawaii students have to COM
pete for prizes
This now makes ten opportunities for
prize essays placed by the Honolulu
Chamber OF Commerce peace commit
tee before the students of Hawaii since
january Of this year. Briefly they
are summarized AZ follows:
l-Pugsley prize, 800. open to col
lego and university students.
Black prize, 500, open to women
university students.
3--Black prize, $500. open to women
university students.
4--Local prize. $50, open to all schol-
ars over Is years of age.
5-Scabury prize. SIS, open to seniors
In Normal School.
6-Scabury prize $50, open to seniors
In Normal School.
7-scabury prize, s25, open to seniors
In Normal School.
""s P''"'' w. 'PN" W '''''' %
In secondary schools.
9-Scabury prize, 500, open to seniors
IN secondary SCHOOLS
lo-Seabury prize S2o, open TO Sc
niors In secondary schools
w. A. Bowen OF the Chamber OF
commerce committee mas received from
FANNIE Fern Andrews secretary oil the
American school Peace League inc
Following letter;
MIR. W. A. Bowen l'ol 'kcwaio ST.
Honolulu, Hawaii
MY Dear Mr.. Bowen: Mr.. II. G.
Phillips, secretary of the Lake Mo-
honk Conference on international Ar
bitration, has referred your letter, con-
corning the eligibility of pupils In the
Hawaiian schools as contestants In the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
MOVEMENTS OF
MAIL STEAMERS
VESSELS TO ARRIVE
Wednesday, Feb. ID.

wednesday, Feb. ~.
Salina Cruz via San Francisco and
Standardization, All. $. s.
Monterey Sherman, U. s. A. T.
San Francisco-Lurline, NJ. N. s. s.
Thursday. Feb. rs.
Ocean lsland-Promethous ,Br. stmr,
Friday, Feb, IS.
Hongkong via Japan ports-Siberia,
p. NJ. $. s.
Saturday. Feb. II.
Central and South American ports
Buyo Maru, Jap. stmr.
San Francisco - Hilonian, MN. SIS
Hilo via way ports-Mauna Kea,
stmr.
Tuesday, Feb. 20.
San Francisco-Wilhclmi NJ. N.
S. S.
Kona and Kau ports - Kilauea,
stmr. .-t
San Francisco--Persia, p. NJ. s. s.
Wednesday, Feb. 81.
Hawaii via Maui ports-Claudine
stmr.
Kauai ports-W. g. Hall, stmr.
Thursday, Feb. %.
San Francisco-Sierra, o. s. s.
Friday, Feb. %.
Hongkong via japan ports-China.
p. NJ. s. s.
Saturday.. Feb. "a.
lilo via way ports Mauna Kea.
Stmr.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
TRANSPORT SERVICE

Dix, sailed from Honolulu for Seat.
tie. arrived Dec. 70.
Logan. from Honolulu for Manila. ar
rived, Jan. 4.
Sherman, sailed from San Francisco
and Monterey for Honolulu, Feb, 5.
Sheridan. from Honolulu for Manila.
sailed Jan. Is.
Crook, at San Francisco.
Buford, at San Francisco.
Warren Stationed at the Philippines.
Thomas, sailed from Honolulu for San
Francisco. Feb. 3.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
MAILS

Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
Yokohama-Siberia, Feb. 10.
San rancisco-Lurline Feb. IA.
observation-disclosures, Feb. 2S.
COlonies-Makura, Feb. 81
Mails will depart for the following
points as follows:
Yokohama-Persia, Feb, 20.
Vancouver-Makura, Feb. 81.
Colonies-Marama Feb. 2S.
San Francisco-Siberia, Feb. II.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14

sslIettA phone Numbers are,
RssiWess O0es tsIa
IAiterial 0ssUs Elsa
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14

Bulletin ads best Business Get.
.ers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
PASSENGERS DEPARTED

Per stmr. Kinau, for Kauai ports.
Feb. 13.-Miss Padget, Miss V. Silva,
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilcox, d. l.. Austin.
ID. T.. Mooney, w. NJ. Graham, Miss
N. II. CaneGeld, Henry French, q. II
McDermOtt, II. J, Biddle.
Per stmr. Mikahala, for Molokai
ports, Feb l3.-II. u. Bower, W. NJ.
Vincent, II. J. Bowen.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
Inward.

Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua and Waianae-*S:86 a. m, *5 :3l
y, IN.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-f7:i5 a. M, 1896 a. m,
fl1:O2 n. m, fl:4O p. m, #4:26 p. m,
1881 y, m, 17:30 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa and
a. m, fl:4O D. IN,
1891 y, m, 1910 p. IN.
The Haleiwa Limited, a two-hour
train tonly first class tickets hon
ored). leaves Honolulu every Sunday
at S:36 II. m; returning, arrives in
Honolulu at 1910 p. m. The Limited
stops only at Pearl City and Waianae
outward, and Waianae, Walpahu and
Pearl City inward.
FDaily, SUNDAY Excepted tSun-
day Only.
G. T.. DENISON. +. C. SMITH,
Superintendent G. p. A..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-02-14
VESSELS TO DEPART
Wednesday. Feb. Ia.

wednesday, Feb. Ia.
Japan and China ports on world
Ger. stmr., p. M.
Thursday, Feb. is.
Kauai ports - w. G. Hall, stmr.,
8 y. m.
Friday Feb. 10.
Manila via Guam Sherman, U.
s. A. 7, ......
Maui and Hawaii ports = Claudine,
stmr.. 9. p. m. !. E. ...a o.. ...-.-. .....--
Saturday, Feb. II. .. E.a
San Siberia, p. M. 8. s.
Hilo = Hilonian, NJ. N. S. s.
Island Ports-Mexican. All. s. 8.
Tuesday, Feb. 20.
Hongkong via Japan ports-Persla,
p. NJ. S. s. .rr. n.
Hilo via way ports - Mauna Kea,
stmr., 10 a, m. "aa a.s-.assasf
Maui, Molokai and Lanai ports
Mikahala, stmr., p. m.
Kauai ports = Kinau, stmr. 5 n. m.
il Kauai ports - Noeau, stmr., 8 y. IN.
Wednesday, Feb. Fl.
Hongkong via Japan ports-Hong.
kong Maru, Jap. stmr.
San ranclsco-Lurline, NJ. N. s. s.
Friday, Feb. 20.
Kona and Kau ports Kilauea,
stmr., noon.
San Francisco-China, p. NJ. s. s.
Monday, Feb. 20.
Hongkong via Japan ports-Kore.,
p. M. s. s.
Tuesday, Feb. q.
Victoria and Vancouver - Makura,
CA. s. s.
Wednesday, Fob. 20.
San Francisco-Sierra, o. s. s.
San Observation-Disclosures, NJ. N.
s. 8. .r..
Australian and New Zealand ports
Mariana, CA. s. s. ,....-,..i... ..,,,.- Co.,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
C editorial PAGE Of Che Cacoma Ctmes ~
Bv the Junior Office Boy

and cover the feller's bet
now git your own cards, he SEES,
and sumboddy draw one
SO they got deck from the
barkeep, and Teller drawed the
jack OF harts, the stranger not
touchin the cards
now, ses the MYSTERIOUS gink, IL
any one of youse will just call UP
perfesser brown, at harlem 1865,
and ask what card has been
drawed, he will tell you
then he lites segar and tipps
back in his chare and winks at
the barkeeper, who is holdin the
steaks
well, these ducks they don't
hardly know whether they are
coming or going, they don't see
how it can be pulled off, but yet
they don't just like the way that
Teller sits back and hands them
the happy face
so the bartender goes to the
fone, and he calls up the number
and he asks for perfesser brown,
and he SEES, perfesser, tell us wot
card did the felle rdraw just now
the jack Of harts, my friend
comes the answer
the barkeep hands the loo
bucks to the perfesser's pal, who
SEES goodbye, glad / met you, and
beats it
how do you think they done IL
gee. its Simple as anything, YET
1t mite take you quite a spell to
dope it out, blame il beleave
could, If sumboddy hadent of told
me
the perfesser always has the
same telefone number, but a diff
ferent name for evry card in the
deck
If the Teller had of drawed the
of spades, he would have been
told to ask for perfesser murphy
and all like that
and yet suppose there will al.
ways be ginks that will bet on the
uther feller's game
johnny.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
RAT AIDS IN A
HOE DOWN JIG

YORK, Pa, July f5.-Denver
Borough hasn't often witnessed in
its best vaudeville entertainments
any more animated hoe-down than
Henry Swartz, citizen of dignity
and reserve, executed In broad
daylight in the public square.
Mr.. Swartz had caught three
rats in trap, and he shook them
out one at a time, to be killed by
a dog. The last darted up one
leg or his trousers before the dog
could catch it, and with Swartz
executing lively dance 1t contin-
ued its course until 1t emerged
from the other leg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15

n. ", jooly 15.--theres just as
many hicks to the squair foot in
new york as there is in chilly
cothe, ohio
and a wise guy can put the
cleaner on the new york hicks a
blame site easier than on the
chillycothes hicks, because the
new york hicks don't know they
are hicks
in ohillycothe a Teller Is all the
time looking for somebody to slip
sumthing over on him, but In new
york they think 1t cant be did
a bunch of boobs that hangs
out in a highball foundry up on
AID street found out different the
uther day
4 or of the regler gang was
setting around shakin dice and
kiddin the bartender when guy
blows in that looks like trav-
elm corn dockter, with bill
bryan hat and long black coat
and hair hangin down on his col
Ter
he buys a drink for the crowd,
and gets popular with everybody,
then he uncorks a fancy line of
chin goods about being handy
man and side kick for mind
reader that's going to show at a
theayter
why, he SEES, after he gets them
rummys hooked on for the big
talk, my partner can do feats that
never was herd of -befoar, gentle
men
if one of you, for instense, was
to draw a card from deck, and
call him up on the telefone, he
could tell you what is the card
aw, slip that to sweeney, ses
one of the gang, nix on the dock
cook stuff, old pal
all rite, SEES the guy, lie just BET
you from 20 to so dollers the
professor can do it, and i've got
the money in my clothes
we'll, the crowd they can see
no easier way to pick up SO than
that, and they dig up the dough
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15

BROWNSVILLE, Texas, July
16.-Twenty-five miles north Of
here is the feudal town Of Har-
linger.
You'd never know 1t was a
feudal town to look at 1t. It's
not all like the feudal towns you
read about. It's a hustling- up
to-date place of $500 people, the
center of rich agricultural dis
trict, and it looks like any other
thriving Texas town of its size.
1t isn't walled or moated. And
there's no donjoned and turreted
castle there for its overload to
live in.
Nevertheless its overload is
there, and on the job all the
time.
His name Is Lon Hill. He owns
Harlinger ans all the land there
abouts-in fact, all the land be-
tween there and Brownsville.
He is worth $6,000,000.
He has twelve automobiles.
He is a graduate of two col
leges.
And he holds a worlds record
for wealth.
For he is the richest Indian in
the world. Lon Hill is full
blooded Choctaw.
Lon didn't get his money from
the government, as most of the
rich Indians got theirs. He made
1t. He began at the bottom, rails
ing cattle In Indian Territory, and
has accumulated his millions by
sheer business ability.
Early in life he decided that he
must be educated If he would win.
So he put himself through the
University of Texas and the law
school OF the University of Vir-
ginta.
For years he practiced law. But
he did only fairly well. Ten years
ago, at the age of AZ, he was still
a long way from success.
He went to brownsville. He
landed there widower with eight
children and no other assets. He
was even a little in debt, about
5000. But he had scheme in his
head.
He leased a deserted hotel and
opened it. He got options Oh
thousands of acres of semi-arid
valley land at 81 and $50 an
acre. Then he laid railway
scheme before B. F. Yoakum
head. of the Frisco road. Yoakum
saw the possibilities and agreed to
build the road that Hill wanted.
Hill went back to Brownsville
and organized irrigation COM
panies.
The railroad was built. The
bitches were dug. The land bios.
somed like the rose. And most
of 1t was Lon Hills land.
Lon Hill now owns some $780,.
900 acres of Texas land with @
vast amount of other property
and Is poisoning into philan'
thropist.
He has proved conclusively that
an Indian can hold his own with
the foxiest of the whites at theiI
own game.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
Hard Lines

Hard lines for old Abdul Hamil, Ex of Turkey!
They took all but six of his wives away from him.
put him in a villa prison at Salonika, wherein the
only fun he has is beating his wives and painting red
pictures while reclining in bath tub, and now the
italian fleet threatens to lombard Salonika, in
Guiding Alb in his bath tub The march of progress
certainly is running all the sunshine out of the in
famous old scoundres life. 1t will be just like those
Italians to shoot up that bath tub, first thing.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15

Every man can find work If
he uses his brains" said Andrew
Carnegie In an after-dinner ad-
dress.
1--WE should all be like the
piano tuner I once met out west.
Why 1 said to him-for we
were in a wild, unsettled country
piano tuning can't be
very plentiful in this region
No. sir, they're not said the
piano tuner, but l make pretty
fair income by tightening up
barbed wire fences
Dugan, the roofer, was sent to
millionaire's palatial home to
try to find leak in the roof.
AS he entered the front hall,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
POOR LOS RECORD

POOR LOS RECORD
Born poor, Lon Hill has
made s6,000,000, and with
out depending on govern
ment land allotments for his
start.
Owns the whole town Of
Harlinger, Texas.
Owns 100000 acres Of
land.
Sports IL automobiles.
Owns two cane p1anta-
lions and a sugar mill.
Is a graduate of two uni
versities.
Has paid for the educa-
ton of 100 children.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
81 BeRToN sBeAle9

~ S~FfI j.
There's a whole lot Of bad In
A whole lot of good In 1t,
Sad things and glad in 1t,
Scarce understood in It,
Honor and truth in 1t,
Evil and lies in 1t.
Age and blithe youth in It,
Fool folks and wise in 1t.
Folks multifarious
In one locality,
Aims that are various,
Waste and frugality;
Naughty and curious,
Cruel and pitifui,
True souls and spurious
All in a cityful.
Loving and hating much,
Working and worrying;
Wooing and mating much,
Hustling and hurrying.
Cities-oh, pharisee-
Are but the test of us,
And 1t is there / see
Folks like the rest of us.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
The Case Of Jones

Senator Wesley Jones seems to have the faculty OF
many politicians who, when the ground begins to
slip under them insist getting in bad on every oc
casion
JONES' on the first test against Lorimer, voted to
GUST him and was counted on to stand for certain
standard of decency in the senate but Saturday he
Topped He turned complete somersaut and lined
up as one of the % lame ducks who voted for the
Illinois senator.
It would be interesting to hear Wesleys explana-
ton Of his change of heart that u.s. it would be if peo
pie cared rap about what any man says whom they
have already decided marked for the discard and
is only hanging on because convenient method is
at hand for eliminating him at once.
1T cost ST 805 900 to elect Colonel Teddy in 1904
testifies George B. Cortelyou. But the colonel was
running against Alton B. Parker. Seems as though
he could have subtracted the first three figures from
the total and still have licked the judge.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
LIFE VS.. ART

conscientious young tries bring
her children the modern decided she ought
take them took John, g. and
hN
children arrived given up
little seemed much impressed walk
carefully the figures them all angles
saying nothing. His mother comment, leaving
him to form his opinions.
The next morning when John taking a bath, little
Anne in all innocence pushed open the bathroom door.
Here, you Ami" shouted John. Keep Of here!
Don't know this is museum"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15

1.-THE great middle west has
made tremendous strides in the
last 20 years." said the soap box
orator. Look at 1t now, and
then think what 1t was in the
nineties."
YES" observed a listener, cit
sure has changed. You'd hardly
know it since it shaved off Its
whiskers."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
ONE WAY TO CUT THE
HIGH COST OF EXISTENCE

A farmer was trying to sell d.
rectly to city consumers. He ad-
vertised that he would send q
hamper of produce, express
charges prepaid, for one dollar.
A frugal householder wrote
him this letter:
Dear Sir: Enclosed find one
dollar. Please send me six bum
dies ~of radishes, six of onions,
enough lettuce for a week, a
bushel of potatoes, carrots, beets
and parsnips, some peas and
beans and the rest In tomatoes.
And here Is the answer the
man received:
Dear Sir: Please send two
cents more and / will enclose the
team and wagon In your package
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
LITTLE STORIES.

the butler whispered to Dugan
you are requested to be care
full of the hardwood floors as you
go upstairs, they've just been poll
ished."
"Sure, there's no danger av me
slippin' on thim," Dugan replied
"Oi how spikes in me Shoes"
He had dropped a nickel in the
slot of telephone pay station
and stood patiently waiting. He
was full to the brim. He read the
instructions and took down the
receiver.
Number" asked central.
"Fife centsch."
"What do you want?"
"Spearmint."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
JOSH WISE SAYS:

9TH chamber de luxe at tn
Beeleysport House has a marble
top dresser. an a marble-top CEN
ter table, tn general effect re-
mindin' you of a meat market"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15
genuine courage.

genuine courage.
,Blinks-HOw so?
Binks - went into a barber
shop this afternoon, had my hair
cut, and when the barber started
to throw back the chair and said,
'Shave, sir?" i climbed out and
said, mo, 1 shave myself"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15

What's the use of being told to
'shitch your wagon to a STAR
when the nearest star is 25,OOO,-
100000 miles away?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-15

Erysipelas isn't an ear disease,
ptomaine poisoning doesn't affect
the toes; digftalis is not a finger
exercise and nostrum has nothing
to do with the nose.