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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-08-23

DELEGATES FOR TENTH DIS-
 TRICT RICHARD IVERs, Jr., 115 Brooks street. JAMES H. BRANNIGAN, 1o42 Pembroke street. JOHN J. SCJLLY. ss3 Kossuth street. GIOVANNI RoBEHTI. 4ss Hallett street. HENRY H. BURLIsoN, 6s Arctic street. FOR ALDERMAN TENTH DIs-
 TRICT FRANK IzzI. 1s7 Willard street.
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FOR FIFTH DISTRICT
 MICHAEL J. CLABBY, sS Poplar St.
 THOMAS M. PULLMAN, 11s Elm wood Place.
 FRANK E. FINN, 1861 Iranistan Ave-
 JAMES c. GREELEY, 4s Hazle- wood Ave.
 MICHAEL J. DUNLEAvY, 2sso North Ave.
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Hair goods news.

Switches that the closest scrutiny can't distinguish from your own hair. Light weight, wavy and natural, switches of quality.
 The latest word from Paris on hair dressing shows that one or two switches will be necessary to get the right effect Cx1, o1,,, list of S1anoialS
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DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES DELEGATES FOR FIRST DISTRICT JOHN A. HURLEY, 1S5 West Ave. TIMOTHY J. MURPHY. 86 Liberty St.
 MICHAEL F. HIGGINS, 54 John JOHN J. FITZPATRICK, sos Broad St.
 WILLIAM CLIFFORD. SIS South Ave. FOR ALDERMAN FIRST DISTRICT DANIEL J. CLIFFORD, Ss Court land St.
 DELEGATES FOR FIRST DISTRICT THOMAS YOUNGS. 2se Cannon St. HARRY A. WEIGH, 198 West Ave. ROBERT H..SMITH, 219 West Ave. MICHAEL F. HIGGINS, 54 John St. JOHN l.. GILES, 4 Gilbert Court. FOR ALDERMAN FIRST DISTRICT PHILIP CULLIGAN, POI Fairfield Ave.
 DELEGATES FOR SECOND DIS-
 TRICT.
 PETER J. BOYLE, 419 South Ave. WILLIAM P. CORR, 270 Iranistan Ave.
 WILLIAM CARTER, 7s Lafayette St.
 JAMES P. GRIFFIN, 27 Austin St. WILLIAM LARKIN, 414 Broad St. FOR ALDERMAN SECOND DIS-
 TRICT.
 EUGENE M. HOPE, 6S4 Lafayette St.
 DELEGATES FOR SECOND DIS-
 TRICT.
 WILLIAM H. MCoY, 9s Summer St.
 JOHN CLEARY, 562 Atlantic St. MATTHEW Jv LENDERS, 500 Lafayette St. PATRICK W. REILLY. sss Greg LEO J. wHALEY, ss7 Broad St. FOR ALDERMAN SECOND DIS-
 TRICT.
 JAMES T. LAWN, 3ss Gregory St. DELEGATES FOR THIRD DISTRICT HORACE B. ELEVEN, A Bennett EDWARD F. JANKE, A Bennett St. CARL J. RISING, 5s5 Brewster St JOSEPH RACzENBERGER, ss5 Worden Ave. LOUIS VARGo, BIO worden Ave. FOR ALDERMAN THIRD DISTRICT FRANK TIMKO, S36 Pine St. --------------------4 DELEGATES FOR THIRD DISTRICT JOHN H. CASSIDY. Crowther WILLIAM s. DUHIGG, Gilman St. EDWARD J. FLANAGAN, 20ss Fairfield Ave. T.
 WILLIAM ALLEN, Brewster St. JOHN B. CALLAHAN, Brewster St. FOR ALDERMAN THIRD DISTRICT JOHN B. CALLAHAN.
  DELEGATES FOR FOURTH DIS.
 TRICT
 JAMES F. M'LAUGHLIN, I'll Iran THOMAS J. BLEwETT. 72s Rail- WILFRED PoIssANT. 24 Lee Ave. EDWARD J. REILLY, 43 Lee Ave. THOMAS M'GOVERN, 315 Colo rado Ave. FOR ALDERMAN FOURTH DIs-
 TRICT WALTER F. FOLEY. 1s9 geeley St. S#& ---------------.-------- DELEGATES FOR FOURTH DIS, 1ss@ TRICT S DANIEL E. WALKER, S75 Clinton FREDERICK E. EICHEL. Ss Colo FRANK J. CLANCY. 7s4 Railroad . ROBERT G. DEFoREsT. sss State OVEN LIGHT, 25s Black Rock avenue.
 FOR ALDERMAN FOURTH DIS-
 TRICT
 ROBERT G. DEFOREsT, sSs State street.
 DELEGATES FOR FIFTH DISTRICT MICHAEL J. CLABBY, s8 Poplar THOMAS M. cULL1NAN. 11s Elm FRANK E. FINN, 1861 1ranistan Ave.
 JAMES c, GREELEY, 4s Hazle- wood Ave.
 MICHAEL J. DUNLEAvY, 2sso North Ave. FOR ALDERMAN FIFTH DISTRICT EUGENE l.. CASSIDY, 316 Poplar St.
 DELEGATES FOR FIFTH DISTRICT IRVING ELsoN, 6 Denver avenue. JOHN L. DONOVAN, s11 Poplar street.
 avenue.
 JOHN A. L. JULIAN. 1929 Iranis- tan avenue. FOR ALDERMAN FIFTH DISTRICT JOHN. L. DONOVAN. 911 Poplar street,
 DELEGATES FOR SIXTH DISTRICT HENRY J. cLAMPETT. 1ss Jones THOMAS H. FLYNN, s22 Cath :. LAWRENCE FOLEY, 27 Rosedale JOHN F. CLANCY. 1o44 North DANIEL J.. M'coY, 1so Frank St. FOR ALDERMAN SIXTH DISTRICT WILLIAM J. MORAN, s70 Grand
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-08-23
FOR ALDERMAN THIRD DISTRICT
 FRANK TIMKO, 3s6 Pine St.

DELEGATES FOR THIRD DISTRICT JOHN H. CASSIDY. Crowther Ave. : WILLIAM s. DUHIGG. Gilman St.
 EDWARD J. FLANAGAN, 2098 Fairfield Ave. i
 WILLIAM ALLEN, Brewster St. @ JOHN B. CALLAHAN, Brewster St.
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FOR ALDERMAN EIGHTH DIS
 TRICT FREDERICK J. VOOS, JR., 51: Lindley St.
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DELEGATES FOR SIXTH DIsTRIC

 DELEGATES FOR SIXTH DISTRICT HENRY J. CLAMPETT. 1ss Jones THOMAS Fl. FLYNN. ssa Cath LAWRENCE FOLEY, 27 Rosedale St.
 JOHN F. CLANCY. 1o44 North DANIEL J.. M'coY, 1so Frank St. FOR ALDERMAN SIXTH DISTRICT WILLIAM J. MORAN, s70 Grand St DELEGATES FOR SIXTH DISTRICT CHARLES F. HARDY, 37s Peuuon- JOHN M. GRIFFIN, .ss2 Grand St. JOHN CONNORS, 259 Madison Ave. CHARLES A. LAUFER, 115s North ROBERT J. HAGEN, 2s1 Olive St. FOR ALDERMAN SIXTH DISTRICT WILLIAM J.S MORAN. S70 Grand St.
 DELEGATES FOR SEVENTH DIs-
 TRICT PATRICK J. CARROLL, 69 Center FRED P. MUsANTE. 72s Water St. SAMUEL THOMAS, 206 Congress St.
 ARCHIBALD LEvERTY, 62 James St.
 FRED L. RILEY, 43 Arch St. FOR ALDERMAN SEVENTH DIS.
 TRICT LOUIS F.. sCHWERDTLE. 1s7 Catherine street. .' 4 DELEGATES FOR SEVENTH DIs- -...z .%,.a- TRICT
 JOHN d. O'ROURKE, 40 Fulton St. THOMAS LOVELY, 139 High St. sTGMUND HIRsHBERG, 45 san- JAMES F. FALvEY, ITO Milne St. CHARLES T. FITZGERALD, 207 Catherine St.. FOR ALDERMAN SEVENTH DIS
 TRICT THOMAS ". REDDY. 4s Center St.
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DELEGATES. FOR FOURTH DIS.
 TRICT
 DANIEL E. WALKER, S75 Clinton avenue a FREDERICK E. E1CHEL, ss Colo rado avenue.
 FRANK J. CLANCY. 7s4 Railroad avenue.s
 ROBERT G. DEFoREsT, sss State street,
 OVEN LIGHT, 25s Black Rock avenue.
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DELEGATES FOR EIGHTH DIS.
 TRICT

FOR ALDERMAN EIGHTH DIs-
 TRICT FREDERICK J. VooS, IT,, S13 Lindley street.
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FOR ALDERMAN FOURTH DIs-
 TRICT ROBERT G. DEFOREST, 93S State street.
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FOR ALDERMAN THIRD DISTRICT
 JOHN B. CALLAHAN.

DELEGATES FOR FOURTH DIS.
 TRICT
 JAMES P. M'LAUGHLIN, I'll Iran istan Ave.
 THOMAS J. BLEwETT, 72s Rail- WILFRED PoIssANT, 24 Lee Ave. EDWARD J. REILLY, 43 Lee Ave. rado Ave. FOR ALDERMAN FOURTH DIS.
 TRICT WALTER F. FOLEY, 1S9 Eeeley St. x EssN&. .sas
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DELEGATES FOR NINTH DISTRICT

FOR ALDERMAN NINTH DISTRICT
 STEPHEN MEANEY, 7s5 Noble Ave.
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FOR ALDERMAN SIXTH DISTRICT
 WILLIAM J. MORAN, s70 Grand St
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wANU ADS nENU AcwoRn.
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FOR ALDERMAN FIRST DISTRICT
 DANIEL J. CLIFFORD, 3S Court land St.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
NOT THE STUFF FOR PRESIDENT.

m FAIR days work for a fair days wage is the motto of the
Il II New Jersey Workingmen. A man who puts in eight hours
a day for 4 wage of 81 a day and can work all the year
round is usually well satisfied. IF he is a good workman and
doesn't shirk his work his employer is likewise satisfied. New
Jerseys Governor gets $4,000 a year, or 100000 for three years
service. His election is an implied contract. He takes an oath
public. He is provided with an deliberately fttedu up office, with
a private secretary, stenographer and messenger, and is fur
nished with fine stationery, postage stamps and other office
sonveniences. He has no overseer or auditor, but is placed on
his honor. When he applies to the comptroller for his monthly
salary of $s33.33 he gets it promptly and is asked no questions.
All that is asked of the Governor is that he shall give a fair
days work, the same as the carpenter or clerk or salesman, for
what the State generously regards as a fair days pay. Now,
how has Governor Woodrow Wilson lived up to his contract
and to the motto of the wageearner? The answer is on official
record, and it is of a character to make 1t widely exploited in
other States against his candidacy. If a carpenter or clerk or
salesman should be enabled to draw regular pay while habit,
aaly absenting himself on fishing trips he would not be cassed
as worthy of any job. He would not be deemed desirable for
a more responsible appointment. And the record shows that
the Governor spent the greater part of the time of the legisa-
business. 1t shows that for a very large part of his time last
year he was absent from the State on personal campaign trips.
1t shows that he did not scruple to pocket a large amount of
unearned salary. The legislative session this year saw little
cf the Governor and had no cooperation from him, and the
routine business Of the executive Office was left to a private sec
retary. Is that the stuff American Presidents are made of? Is
the Governor who fails so utterly to fulfil the ideals of the
people of New Jersey the kind Of man whom the Democrats Of
New Jersey would present to the Baltimore convention as their
candidate for President?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
SOCIAL NOTES :. q rn "5s ,yss,, a.. y

J. Hague was the general chairman. and
the board members were assisted by the
Young Ladies' Auxiliary. Mrs. John II.
McCracken. president of the board,
poured tea, and Mrs. Samuel Owen pre-
sided at tho coffee Urn. Mrs. Frank Essig
was in charge of a flower booth, Mrs.
Henry c. pflch dispensed aprons, fancy
and plain, md Mrs. Stephen Oughcltree
sold ice cream. The Young ladies of the
auxiliary. dressed in white. sold candies.
They were Miss Grace Harrison, Mrs.
James Medium. Miss Elsie Theurer. Miss
Jeanette Eckert, Miss Jeanette Hasel.
mayer, Mrs. Henry Hotz. Mrs. Sidney
Cnrren and Mrs. William Halsey. Mrs.
Augustus Dusenberry disposed Of home
made cakes.
Miss Margaret Il. Henry, of Maryville.
College. Tennessee, will be the speaker
at o meeting at the home of Rev. DR..
and Mrs. William y. Chapman, 10 Rose
Vile avenue. Miss Henry will talk of
The Mountain Wliites.s
Mr. and Mrs. Campbell Clark and Miss
Felicity Clark. of Broad street, left 70.
day for their summer home at Elberon.
Mr.. William W. Edsall, of PAS Rose.
Vile avenue. wbo has spent the winter
visiting various points of interest in Cal.
i%fornia. returned to his home Thursday
much improved In health.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Hatha way, of
Prospect street, East Orange, have gone
to Chicago to attend the wedding of their
son Stewart to Miss Helen viles, which
takes place this afternoon.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

A FAbie.
There once was n startish who lived in
the brine
CThe brine" means the sea-, and he
went out to dine.
He wandered around till he saw a big
clam.
And he said, There's my meat. pn pre-
tend it's spring lamb"
So be reached for the clam, but the
clam was too quick,
And he closed up his shell with a loud,
sudden click,
And he nipped Mr.. Starffsh with. That's
how one fares
Who keeps sticking his nose into peo-
pies affalrs!'
The starfsh at once went away in a
huff,
with the air OF one knowing when he's
had enough.
And the willy crustacean C'crCstaeean
means clam')
He chuckled and said, What a wise guy
l ami
But while he was laughing the starhsh
came back,
He hadn't been far till he doubled his
track.
Made one sudden scoop and he giggled,
"Tut-tut,
That's what happens to folks who can't
keep their mouth shut"
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return till-think of it'll 6 o'clock in
the morning.
faded and stale, he took off his boots
on the icy marble doorstep: he let him
self in softly. and he stole in silence up
stairs to bed.
His wife slept. He began to undress.
But in unbuttoning his collar he made
a cracking sound, and she stirred, and,
looking at hin in the dim light, she
said:
Why, what are you doing, George?
HE remembered the pride h had
shown In his. fifty resolutions; he hadn't
the heart to reveal the truth to her, so
he said:
TIN getting up.
"'But what are you getting up so
early for?'
Tired as he was. he assumed a tone
Of CHEEKY energy:
Don't you remember my resolutionsg
he cried. One of them is to get up
early every morning and earn So before
breakfast
"And he buttoned his collar again, drew
on his coat and waistcoat and boots.
and went forth with reluctant steps into
the gray light Of the cold and dreary
winter morning.
but his wife. nestled in her warm
bed, laughed a little cruelty before she
! went off to sleep again.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
PARTY DISRUPTION TO FOLLOW.

Az HAT Roosevelt said at Columbus, O., yesterday in regard
WV to the Chicago convention, that if it should be forcibly
controlled by the reactonary leaders it would mean the
disruption of the Republican party, was absolutely true. 1t is
as plain as daylight that a vast majority of the Republican
voters do not want Taft for a second term 1t is also plain that
these voters will not submit to have him. forced upon them as
their presidential candidate. The time when a national conyen-
ton could be steamrollered has passed and the wonder is that
the men and interests that are bent on the steamroller cannot
see what every thinking man sees. The forced nomination of
Taft, If such a thing is possible, would instantly convulse the
Republican party and the whole country. 1t would turn against
Eaft multitudes of Republicans who voted for him in the pri
rnaries. In every State there would simultaneously spring up
an ardent movement for a new national convention and a new
candidate. 1t needs no prophet 10 foretell what would happen.
But the managers of the Taft campaign will not go beyond the
limit and they cannot control a, majority of LOIS convention
delegates at Chicago. no matter how they were chosen, in the
face of the inevitable consequences. 1t is not in human nature.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
DEBs CANDIDATE FOR THE FOURTH TINE.

cTN HE Socialist party is first in the field with a presidential
ticket, headed with the name of Eugene V. Debs, who
was the candidate in 1900, 1904 and 1908. Debs's vote in
1900 was 1882, in 1904 it rose to 402, 1859 and in 1908 to 420,464.
Socialist leaders, encouraged by the largely increased poll in
1911, believe that the poll this year will reach a million. 1t
was made evident enough, however, in the convention that the
organization is split into two irreconcilable factions, with the
extreme radicals in the minority, so we may expect to see a
swelling of the ranks of the Socialist Labor party, which in
1908 polled only 14,021 votes.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

their number to them. That makes eigh-
teen. Multiply it by a hundred. That
makes 1880. Go back to the twelve
apostles again. Take a sixth of their
number and add a twelfth to it; it gives
you a total of fifteen. And there we have
it-1S15-the date of the battle of Water
loo. What could be Simpler"
Miss Mary Scott Lawson. of the Ma
tionaI Woman Suffrage Association.
denied at a luncheon In New York that
suffrage in the West was tending to
destroy the home.
mo. no." she said. Look at the suf-
frage States-how close together they lie.
Well. do you think the men of Colorado
would have given their women the vote
II the votes effect in Wyoming had been
ruinous?
ssWrong will out. you know. Wyoming,
If she had trouble, couldn't conceal it.
If we do wrong we are sure, despite our
efforts. to be discovered and punished.
1t is like the case of Smith.
smith, one New Years day, spent
the time from luncheon to dinner in
thinking up and entering in his new
diary a set OF resolutions. He made
something like fifty resolutions. What
a ROSY year lay before him II he only
observed them all-and he knew he
would.
..But Blown called after dinner TO
take Smith to the club. and from the
club poor, weak, unstable Smith didn't
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

DINNER STORIES.

John +. X. Powell, the sratistician. of
Savannah, was discussing the new fad
of scientific management.
1T is CUFF said Powell-'it is windy
GUT. Men write scientific management
encyclopedias to tell you-what? Why,
just to tell you that the right way to
manage -FOUR business is to manage 1t
the right way.
These scientific management freaks
remind me of a freak teacher of my boy
hood.
Give the date of the battle of Water
loo he said to me one morning.
II forgot 1t" l answered, after a couple
of minutes thought.
You should study these dates, said
my teacher, so as never to forget them.
Take this battle now. It's very simple.
Remember the twelve apostles. Add half
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
Says Motorman was Right.

To The Editor of the Evening Star:
In a recent issue of the Evening Star
there appeared a letter concerning Il cers
tain motorman on the Roseville line,
who helped the conductor in every way
and saw to it that the passengers
stepped forward when there were no
empty seats left. ! certainly agree with
Mr.. Whitney's opinion of this motorman.
That Is the stuff of which good In
spectors are made. II all sthe other
motormen would extend a helping hand
when the car Is crowded better service
by the Public Service would be the re-
suit. II. W. Nee.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
JUST BY THE WY.
Reform.

Mamina-now. Dorothy, I never
want to see o do such a thing as
lend" Polly Peters your chewing gum
again. Do you understand me?
Dorothy-Yes'm. / amt soin' ia.
anyhow. She never gives 1t back.
Modern Finance.
What asked the young man. as
the economic value of the division of
labor?"
1t is the foundation of our financial
system answered the gna Under
the old system a man earned money by
the sweat OF his brow. But, with the
division of labor, you d. the sweating.
and | earn the money. It's very simple
and beautiful!
A Sure Cure.
How did you get rid of your in,
somnia?'
Il left a lot of my days work un-
finished aud tried to stay awake and
do it.
The PIaiut af n VanaIi,t
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
HUSBANDS AND WIVES VOTE ALIKE.

IN NALYSIS of the California presidential primaries tends
m to show that woman suffrage has merely enlarged the
vote without changing its character. 1T is found in Los
Angeles. for instance, that the women as a rule voted the same
way as the men of their families, and this also had been noticed
al the city election in December. The proportion of women
voting at the primary was the same as that of the men, about
half of the registry. Female suffrage evidently has made politics
more interesting. but has by no means reyolutionized things.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

NBo MEN,
(eQWoW

"How are you feeling today. Pete?"
asked a friend of Pete Mechler, of Kaegi
& Mechler, cigar dealers.
Oh. just like the weather. was
Pete's response.
"How's that?" queried the friend.
'Changeable," was Pete's quiet re-
sponse.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
Approves San Diego Methods.

approves san Diego Metho"s'
To the Editor of the Evening Star:
The city Of true Americans, San Diego,
California. We may hear this sentence
very often In the near future. San
Diego has proved TO the rest of the
country that its citizens are true pa
triots. They have shown the way all
anarchists should be treated. While | do
not approve of violence, the anarchists
have become so arrogant, asking free
speech that they might spread their
teachings against law and order, that 1
think they have been treated no worse
than they deserve. This band of lawless
men will in the future steer a wide
course from San Diego. They should be
driven from the country. Men of their
type have no place In a country like
ours. A. B. TRUE.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

away another grain
of sand has been
changed considera-
bly,. Now they tell
1t In Washington
way: Another big
Smith came aud
saw and grabbed
another senatorial
toga. there being
more Smiths than
any other three
names in the Sem
ate. Mark Aurelius
Smith is the latest
that is, when we
went to press.
T..I-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
LAST DAY FOR ELECTION AFFIDAWTs..

eTa ODAY is the last day under the Geran law for the citizen
al who failed to vote in the election last November to regis
ter by affidavit with the city clerk. The grace of the law
Will extend to midnight. Those who shall have failed to make
sfadayt cannot vote in the coming presidential preference pri-
mares. gAeg VIII be diafrsnabised.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

SOlelluly OcCIocu os8
peror of the French,
a soldier who twenty
years before had en-
tered the Paris mill
itary school as a
charity pupil of King
Louis. That was at
10. At 16 Napoleon
was a lieutenant Of
artillery; at 26 he
was commander-in-
chief of the army
that invaded Italy.
EranQp
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
j LATEsT N BIddEsT DREADNoUdHT.

eTn HE dreadnought Texas, launched at Newport News. makes
thirty6ve frstclass battleships afoat, but this latest
monster will not be ready for service until the end o. 1913,
which will be two years and eight months from the laying of
her keel. She will represent an outlay of $10O00O0O and will
carry ten 14inch and sixteen rapid.fre guns. The Texas Will be
fit to cope with any warship now in commission in any navy or
now building. @s f
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

Ere slumber's chain has bound me.
I light again the light
And wrap a quilt around me,
And tread alone.
With many a groan.
The stairs with tacks strewn Away,
To calm her fears
Who thinks she hears
A burglar in the hallway
Careful Training.
Mrs. Justin De Bunch-Has your baby
learned to talk yet?
Mrs. Al De Mustahd-No, and his
nurse is so stupid that I'm afraid he
never will. But you must let me show
you new tricks I have taught Fido since
you were here last. Play dead, Fido.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
TAFT PLEA NOT FOR WILSON,

PTS HE plaintive plea by President Taft that Roosevelt com
PEELED him to sacrifice his duties at Washington and the
presidential duty and spend weeks in campaigning trips
throughout the country cannot be offered by Governor Wilson
FOR similar performances on his part as against Speaker Clark.
The latter has not sacrificed a single day of duty at Washington.
He has stayed on the job all the time and worked overtime
a L IL ~
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

49,
Muskogee, has ruled that II woman who
obtains a divorce cannot have her
maiden name restored.
Taking No Chances.
M~olly-Papa, | wish YOU would close
the door of your bedroom when | have
gentlemen callers. Your SHORES are
something fierce,
Papa-well. they don't hurt anybody,
Molly-Perhaps not, but some of them
might think it's hereditary.
a Lift.
Homeless Homer-can youse give a
poor guy a lift?
Bjinks-Surcl Take the elevator at this
end of the hall. Going up? !.
Right.
Teacher-When did the knights four
fish?
Bobby-That's easy. In the dark ages.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

Der. Does TIE Deum come before or after
the sermon?
John-Well, when its old Fourthly
that's doing the preaching the tedium
comes in both places and in the middle.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

eff an old maid says No when a
man proposes to her is she playing the
5No, she's playing the fool
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18
The Limit.

Binks-Yes. sir. Spinks was certainly
hoodooed. Hard luck pursued him to
the end of his life.
Jinks-And how did he die?
Binks-He was lynched for bigamy in
Salt Lake City.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-05-18

order NJ Service.

Don't know her? Why, she lives In
the same square with YOU
eyes. but she is not In the same circle"