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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-30

SOCIETY F.
Continued from page seven)
for the Service Bridge Club on Wed ,
nesday The prizes which were green
canton china cups were taken by Mrs |
Reece, Mrs. Wooten and Mrs. Wat
Hns.
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WEDDINGS.
Miss Sila Pratt and Mr. Lo.rin Is |
Smith were quietly married on Mon |
day on Maui The bride is a daughte'
of Mr. and Mrs Joseph B. Pratt, an
the groom a son of Mr.. and Mrs WI.
liam o. Smith.
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Miss Nina Catherine Strain and D
Reginald Glayser of Kauai were mar
ried at the Catholic Mission on Wed
nesday. = w. I
ARRIVALS.
Mrs. Ben Baldwin of Maxwell |
Kauai arrived in the Kinau last Sun
day morning. -,
" y y
Mrs. J. A. Magoon and Mr.. John !
Henry Magoon were home com.ag
passengers in the Manchuria on We'd
nesday. 4
- y y
Mrs. Winiamm Fitss Fessenden of
Boston arrived in the Manchuria on
Wednesday morping. She will be the
guest of her daughter, Mrs Arthur 6.
Smith while in Honolulu.
y y y
Mr.. and Mrs. Lorrin K. Smith (nee
Pratt were incoming passengers in
the Claudine on Wednesday.
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DEPARTURES.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Atherton and
family went to Kahala on Monday
where they will remain until after
Easter.
Mr.. E. A. p Newcomb and Mrs. Sa |
rah Newcomb were departing passsn-
gers in the Welhelmina on Wednes-
day.
Mr.. Charles Anterior. sailed in the
Wilhelmina on Wednesday en- route
for New York. He will return to
Honolulu in July.
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Mr.. and Mrs. R. T, Guard, Jr., lefti
in the Wilhelmina on Wednesday. Mr. 4
and Mrs. Guard are starting on toul
around the world. u. .r
Mr. James Fitzmaurice was a de-
parting passenger in the Wilhelmina
on Wednesday,. o..
:. - y y
Mrs. Wade, wife of LIEUTENANT Wade
was a departing passenger in the !
Manchuria on, Wednesday afternoon.
She is on her way to the Orient.
-. IS = e.%uDa CT toG
Mr.. James p, McInerny sailed for
the Orient in the. Manchuria on We'd 1
nesday afternoon. IT.
y x ~
Mrs. Helen Noonan and Miss Will
helmina Tenney sailed in the Homo
lulan on Thursday, They are going
to Ulupalakua.
y y y
Miss Carol Low and Miss Clorinda
Low sailed in the Honolulan on Thurs
day for Kahului.
y y y
Mrs. Ben Baldwin with her son,
Douglas Baldwin and her niece, Miss
Jessie Baldwin, sailed in the w. G.
Hall on Thursday for Maxwell, Kau-
al.
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BOYS MEETING
tCOuunued from rage one.)

On the platform will be F. ]. Low
reg, L. Tenney Peck, G. F. Davies,
w. C. Hall, r. B. Anderson, Walter
Coombs, C. b. Ripley and Captain e.
H. Cooke It has been announced
that this VIII be a strictly laymen's
meeting, Of, by and for laymen. A
nan attendance Is expected
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H. DECKER arrived from Maui in the
Kilauea. 81.
' Grace
J. STEVENSON of Olaa arrived in the
Kilauea.
MISS K. MossMAN arrived in the
Kilauea.
). L. FLEMING returned to town in
the Kilauea.
M. M. GRAHAM returned to town in
the Kilauea.
ROBERT HoRNER and wife arrived
in the Kilauea.
COL. C. P. IAuKEA returned to town
in the Kilauea.
GOVERNOR FREAR returned from
Hilo this morning,
$50
L. A. THuRsToN and wife arrived in
the Kilauea from Hilo. r-''-'
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Fine Job Printing at the Star office
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-05

Neglecting to attend this Bigger
Business Sale would be nothing
short of criminal extravaganza.
These finest hand tailored mems
suits are the pride of the Nj & K
store. Made from the finest i'm
ported and domestic fabrics. We
have sold hundreds of them dur
ing the spring season at $28, $50
to SIS, reduced to
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-05

This is chance for the boy who is
lover of good clothes-it's a chance 70
his parents, too. We are beating al
records and through this Business Build
ing sale we ought to make every on
glad and add many new patrons to GU
growing list, especially when we offe
choice of our SIS boys suits at
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-05

All of our 1895 knee pants suits have
been reduced to $295-but we want tc
make this Building a Bigger Business
Sale especially attractive in our Chill,
dren's Clothing Department, and have
therefore, placed on sale all of our knee
pants suits that sold from S. to $3.50
and reduced them to
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-07-05

A few of our $3.50 boys suits are
same in quality as the $40 lines, onI
extra pair of full. large knickerbc
trousers. Parents who are in the
of paying $40 for their boys suits
certainly be glad to help M & K blu
Bigger Boys Clothing Business '
they can choose from our $3.50 lin
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the conductors voice at the rear doOs
of the car: Hurry up-we'ye got to
start"
Hold on there, conductor" and Sell
by's plea: "Oh. say, my good man.
wait moment. can't you?"
The conductor answered with the
gluffness OF despot: Not minute.
I've my orders to make up lost time.
All aboard"
While the minister was tying the
knot. Mallory and Marjorie were
struggling through the crowd to get
at him. Just as they were near, they
were swept aside by the rush OF the
bride and groom. for the parsons Il
pronounce you man and wife," pro-
nounced as he backed toward the
door, was the signal for another wed
ding riot.
Once more Ira and Anne were show.
cred with rice. This time it was their
own. Ira darted out into the corridor.
haling his brand-new wife by the
wrist. and the wedding guests pur-
sued them across the vestibuIe
through the next car, and on. and on.
Nobody remained to notice what
happened to the parson. Having per-
formed his function. he was without
further interest or use. But to Nal
Tory and Marjorie he was vitality
necessary
ITO RE CONTINUED
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CHAPTER XXI.
Fooled Yet Again.

Fotled 1eI Again.
Mallory had fed from the scene at
the first hum OF the minister's words
His fate was like alkali on his palate.
For twelve hundred miles he had ran
sacked the world for minister. When
one dropped on the train like mama
through the roof, even this miracle
had to be checkmated by a perverse
miracle that sent to the train an early
infatuation, silly affair that he him
self called puppy-love. And now Mar
torie would never marry him. He did
not blame her. He blamed fate.
He was in solitude in the smoking
room. The place reeked with drifting
tobacco smoke and the maiodoT OF
cigar stubs and cigarette ends. His
MANS were as useless and odious as
cigarette ends. He dropped into q
chair his elbows on his knees and
his head in his hands-Napoleon on
st. Helena.
And then. suddenly he heard Mar
tories voice. He turned and saw ner
hesitating in the doorway. He rose
to welcome her. but the smile died
on his lips at her chilly speech:
May have a word with you. sirT'
.Of course. The airs rather thick
| In here" he apologized.
Just watt" she said. ominousiy
and stalked in like young Zenobia
He put out an appealing hand: Nov
| Marjorie, listen to reason. or course
know you won't marry me now
"Oh. you know that. do your? she
said. with squared jaw
| But. really. you ought to MARI,
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i7
Gathered Smiles
MuFFLED KNOCKS.

You're ouch plain. old-fashioned
girl, Miss Mellon, that it's SO restful
to talk to you.'
You played that tumble Of discords
80 dexterously, Miss Poppinjy, that ]
feel sure you could play a real tune
IL you'd try,
"Pshucks, old chap, always 90 to
the theater when you play; want to
be sure that you have one friend III
the audience, anyhow
You mustn't mind Bobby staring at
you, Uncle Thomas; he's never seen
anybody eat pie with knife before"
II you had been about so years
younger Mr. Sheldon, should have
been seriously offended when you tried
to hug me-"
You pitched a splendid game, old
boy, considering that you don't know
a curve from a right angle.
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SYNOPSIS.

Lieut. Harry Mallory is ordered to the
Philippines. He and Marjorie Newton
decide to elope. but wreck of taxicab pre-
vents their seeing minister on the way TO
Ing on passengers. Porter has lively
time with an Englishman and Ira Lash-
rop. Yankee business man. The clippers
train. Little Jimmie Wellington, bound
Tor Reno to get a divorce. boards train
In maudlin condition. Later Mrs. Jimmie
same object. Likewise Mrs. sammy whit
comb. Latter blames Mrs. Jimmie Tor
her marital troubles. Classmates OF NAL
lory decorate bridal berth. Rev. and Mrs:
Temple start on a vacation. They decide
70 cut loose and Temple removes evidence
Of his calling. Marjorie decides to let
Mallory proceed alone. but train starts
gers join Mallory's classmates In giving
couple wedding hazing. Marjorie - dis
sracted Ira Lathrop. woman natng'
Annie Cattle, a fellow passenger. NAL
the passengers Mrs. Wellington hears
Mrs whifoons v Mallory La reports ai to Mar
Jorte his failure to find preacher: They
decide to pretend quarrel and Mallory
nrs yaeana berth Mrs Maory
again makes an unsuccessful hunt for q
preacher. DR.. Temple poses as q physi-
cian; Mrs. Temple il induced by Mrs.
preacher on a station platform raises
Mallory's hopes. but he takes another
train Missing hand baggage compels the
couple to borrow from passengers. JIM
mie gets cinder in his eye and Mrs
Jimmie gives first aid. Goodness Is then
resumed. Still no clergyman. More bor-
rowing. DR.. Temple puzzled by behavior
of different couples. Marjorie's jealousy
aroused by Mallory's baseball jargon
Marjorie suggests wreclSing the train In
hopes that accident will produce a preach
er. Also tries to induce the conductor to
hold the train 50 she can shop. Marjorie's
dog 10 missing. She pulls the cord. stop
and lovers quarrel. Lathrop wires for
preacher to marry him and Miss Cattle.
Mallory tells Lathrop Of his predicament
and arranges to borrow the preacher
Kitty Lewellyn, former sweetheart of NAL
lory's. appears and arouses Marjorie's
jealousy
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diality: And is this you, Ira? Well.
well! It is yeahs since last we met.
And you're Just getting married. Is
this the first time, Ira?"
First offense Charlie
The levity shocked Selby. but q
greater shock was in store, for when
he inquired: And who is the-er--
happy-bride? the triumphant Latn-
rop sntckered: II believe you used TO
know her. Anne Cattle"
This was the rock behind Ira's back.
and Selby took 1t with a vince: mot
my Old"
THE same Anne, you remember.
Charlie"
"Oh. yes" said Anne, "How do you
do. Charlie?" And she put out a shy
hand. which he took with one still
shyer. He was 30 unsettled that he
stammered: We'll. well. had always
hoped to marry you. Anne. but not
just this way"
Lathrop cut him short with sharp:
Better get busy-before the train
starts. And I'll pay you in advance
before you set off the fireworks"
The fiippancy panied Rev. Charles.
but he was resuscitated by one
glance at the bill that Ira thrust into
his palm. II mans gratitude for
BIS wife is measured by the size OF
the fee he hands the enabling par
son. Ira was madly In love with Anne.
Rev. Charles had a reminiscent sus-
picion that it was probably a counter
felt, but for once he did Ira an in
justice.
from losing his boyhood love. and
gaining so much money all at once
and from performing the marriage ON
train, that he made numerous err
rors In the ceremony. but nobody mo-
ticed them. and the spirit. II not the
letter OF the occasion, was there and
the contract was doubtless legal
enough
The ritual began with the pleasant
murmur of the preachers voice. and
the passengers crowded round In g.
solemn calm, which was suddenly VIC
lated by a loud yelp OF laughter from
Wedgewood. who omitted guffaw after
guffaw and bent double and opened
out again, like an agitated umbrella.
The wedding-guests turned on him
visages OF horror, and Kissed silence
at him. Ashton seized him, shook
him, and muttered:
What the-what's the matter with
your
The Englishman shook like q boy
having a spasm OF giggles at fu-
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me--not merely because love you
and you're the only girl ever" He
stopped short and she almost smiled
as she tainted him: Go on--Ie dare
you to say It."
He swallowed hard and waived the
point: We'll. anyway. you ought to
marry me-for your own sake"
Then she took his breath away by
answering: .Oh. I'm going to marry
you. never fear
You are" he cried, with a rush or
returning hope. oh, knew you
loved me"
She pushed his encircling arms
aside: Il don't love you. and that's
why I'm going TO marry you"
But I don't understand"
lot course not" she sneercd, as II
she were thousand years old. you're
only man--and very young man.
You've ceased to love me-" he pro-
tested. lust because OF little affair
had before l met your"
Marjorie answered with world-oid
wisdom: "A woman can forgive q
man anything except what he did be-
fore he met her.
He stared at her with masculine dis
may at feminine logic: IF you can't
forgive me. then why do you marry
me?
For revenge!" she cried. You
brought me on this train all this dis
lance to introduce me to q girl you
used to spoon with. And don't Ike
her. She's AWFUL"
Yes. she Is awful" Mallory assent
ed. Il don't know how ever"
"Oh, you admit It'll"
mo"
Well. I'm going to marry YOU
now-this minute-with that preach
er. then I'm going to get on at Reno
and divorce you"
Divorce me! Good Lord! On what
grounds?"
"On the grounds OF Miss kitty
Katty-Llewellington - or whatever
her name u.s."
Mallory was groggy with punish
ment. and the vain effort to foreseo
her next blow. But you cant name
woman that way" he pleaded. for
just being nice to me before ever
met you"
That's the worst kind OF unfaith-
fulness." she reiterated. You should
have known that some day you would
meet me. You should have saved
your first love for me-"
But last love Is best" Mallory In
terposed. weakly.
''Oh. no, It isn't, and II It is. how do
know I'm to be your last love? No.
sir. when I've divorced you. you can
go back to your first love and go
round the world with her till you get
dizzy"
But don't wan, her for . wife,.
Mallory urged. Il want you"
You'll get me--but not for long
And one other thing. want you to
get that bracelet away from that
creature. Do you promise!"
How can I get 1t away7"
Take 1t away! Do you promise7"
Mallory surrendered completely.
Anything to get Marjorie safely into
his arms: Il promise anything. II
you'll really marry me-
"Oh. I'll marry you, sir. but not
really"
And while he stared in helpless awe
at the cynic and termagant that
jealousy had metamorphosed this tim
i'd. clinging creature into. they heard
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How He Made Good.

Women said the impassioned SO
Geological orator, prefer the cave
man"
There was much confusion in the
hall and some kissing.
Then lady of problematical years
arose and faced the speaker.
Il should like" she severely said.
ito ask the age of the women to whom
you have just alluded
The speaker realized that he was on
thin ice. but his nerve did not desert
him. He hesitated just a moment
THE stone age!" he roared, and
went on with his lecture.
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SQUIRREL Was the Messe nser.

The occupants OF a house at West
Midway. in Norfolk county. Virginia.
were astonished at finding continually
in the fireplace small pieces of paper
that had been dropped down the Chin
ney from some mysterious source.
When the owner began watching out
side the house he saw a squirrel run
up the roof and enter the chimney. II
was concluded that the messages ha&
been sent down by the Squirrel.
The Progressive West Virginian. [volume] (Williamson, W. Va.) 1911-1913, 1912-11-21
Snub for Snub.

Il don't see why women get into
a state Of mind that causes them to
turn their backs on one another and
refuse to speak," said Mr.. Naggles.
And for my part" replied Mrs.
Naggles, Il never could see why so
many men In politics are always re-
fusing to shake hands with some
body"
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Suggestion.

The superintendent asked the Sun
day school: with what remarkable
weapon did Samson STAY the Philis-
tinues?'
For while there was no answer.
The superintendent, to revive the
children's memory, commenced tap
ping his jaw with the tip OF his
finger. at the same time saying
Whats this?"
Quick as a thought little fellow
replied quite innocently: The jaw
bone Of an ass. sir" National
Monthly.
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Little Surprises.

Hello, Ia that the janitor? Please
shut off the heat We're roasting up
here2''
"A few words more, my friends, and
! am done. thank you
I'VE have other brands of tobacco.
sir, but they're not as good as the
kind you want"
"Binks, I've come to the conclusion
that it's wrong to bet on ball games.
Here's the money l won from you
yesterday"
mo. NAV. | don't want any more
pie"
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He Explains.

These doughnuts-" began the
man.
Whats the matter with them?" de-
handed the We're de We're behind the
lunch counter.
Il think their inner tables are pune
tured"
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z Once.

Have you ever posed in tho alto
gether?'" asked the artist.
Once" replied the new model. Il
went over to Europe last summer
and when / returned the customs OFF,
Gals at New York seemed to think
they had reason to believe was try
ing to smuggle something in"
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: He Lost Out.

why did you refuse him?''
Il accepted him when he went down
on his knees. But the first thing he
asked me was to get him . whisk
broom, so he could brsuh the lint on
his trousers. Think I'd marry man
like that?"
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pces Seem stranas.

Went back to one of my old fishiE
places today"
"Ketch anything. grandpcr?"
Nav. Cant understand y. nutheS
They used to bite we'll tiSre sixt3
years ago.
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for charity, or do you advsE-
tise for direct rssuits1
Did you sver stop TO think
how your advertising can, b
made . source Of profit to
you. and how its value can b
msa sursd In dollars and
cents. II you have not, you
are throwing money away.
Advertising 10 . modera
business necessity, but must
b senducted ON business
principles. II you are not
satisfied with your advertising
you should ct aside . certain
amount Of monsy to b spent
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Caught.

Mrs. Smart-My husba4s .serey
gives up his seat to woman in the
street car.
Miss Hart@Then he's no gentleman,
even IL he is your husband.
Mrs. Smart-Oh, don't know. You
see. he's the motorman.
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a TerrlbIe truth.

why do you wish to bury yourself
in the army? Promotion is very slow"
Promotion is much more rapid
since the aeroplane corps was estab-
lished"
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Favorftisrn.

The trouble is that my boss has
favorises. You cant deny it."
Il won't deny it. But have you
noticed that his favorites do all the
hard work about the placer
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Commanding Popular Attention.

What are you going to do next?"
asked the anxious campa:gners; you
have instructed the public on every
possible topic pertaining to art. NOR
ais and political economy"
II don't know" replied the indus
trious candidate. I'VE must keep the
people interested somehow. | guess
I'll take up the lates.. fad and deliver
course of lectures en- how to be
beautiful"
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His Examination.

so you want to marry my daugh
teri"
"Yea, sir"
Got any money saved up?'
Eyes, sir"
"Ccuid you let me have 5000 on
my uns scured note?"
Il could, but wouldn't"
II guess yotl can take care Of her
all right. She yours, my boy. and
here's a five-cent cigar"
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Not to Mention in the Cars.

Mrs. Thinley, the suffrage worker.
dresses very plainly"
Yes, poor woman; she hasn't the
strength to stand up for her rights
and to have her dresses fitted, too"
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The Riqht Thing.

This betting business IS IN '.hno-
logical question"
ethical. you mean"
II don't. / mean chronological Isn't
it a question Of the raees?''
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Kitty Its hard to believe that she's
as intelligent a woman as they say
she ia. She's going to marry Jap.
you know.
Peggy Well, love is blind, they say.
kitty--.Yes; but there's no excuse
for its being color-blind.
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A Serious Proposition.

rs you de s. P. G. AZ asked the
colored man with his arm In sling.
Il am member of the society"
replied the earnest-looking young
man.
We'll. wants to repo't my mule to
you. / has been arrested twice on bis
account an amt gwine to hab no
mo- words wit i'm"
HAS anybody hurt him."
mo, boss. But look at me. has
been kicked, tromped on an cussed
I'm mule talk. II Is got to be kind to
dat animal, ! wants some under
standin' dat will compel reciprocity
or. az de very leas', arbitration"
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Knew He Had EN-.

Schoolmaster = Now. Tommy
Squibbs, tell me how many bones
there are in your body.
Tommy Squibbs-' Undreds, sir!
'ad herrin's fer breakfast!-Com
Cuts.
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His Greatest Moment.

The lion tanners wife
Makes him walk a narrow line.
But when he goes inside a cage
His attitude is fine.
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Swipsey-Is Jimmie's old man really
80 bald-headed?
Mickey-Sure! Why, he has to tie
piece of string around his head to
tell how far up to wash his face.
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LIteralN True.

Father-My daughter tells me you
have all kinds Of money.
Suitor-Yes, sir.
Father-May ask What yorr busi-
ness Is?
Suitor-Tm cola collector
Judge.
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a Lazy Fellow.
He looked on life
And thought 1t good.
Until his wife
Said, "Chop some wood"
koeplnc Them or.

do you consider such marriage
as that Of 3 man so confirmed drunk
ard as JagEs to circus performer. o
fitting onef"
"a perfectly fit marriage. She's Q
snake charsner."
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neral. and blurted out the explana-
ton:
That story about the bridegroom
| just saw the point"
Ashton closed his jaw by brute
force and watched over him through
the rest OF the festivity.
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Enlarging Your Business

If you are In
businessan you
want to make
more money you
vill read every
word we have to
say. Are You
spending your
money for adj
verising in hap
hazard fashion
~ n