davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
Two Decisions

This is about two judicial decisions
Governor Hay violated the direct primary law
four years ago by spending thousands OF dollars IL
legally in his race for lieutenant governor. Charles
Coon, one of his opponents, brought action against
him. The supreme court found Hay guilty OF the
charge made against him. The facts were beyond
question against Hay
Was Hay removed from office? No. indeed not.
For the supreme court suspended Hays sentence It
announced that ''thc penalty OF removing him from
office would be too great" In other words, Hay was
given another chance And Hay has taken the other
chance. He spent twice much this year in his
primary campaign only Together with his final cleo
ton expenses, he will have paid out for another term
at Olympia an amount in the neghborhood of $4,000.
Take the Hay case and compare il with the re-
cent supreme court decision in the Black Judge
Black received the highest vote democratic candi-
date for governor. The question Of his eligibility was
raised before the supreme court ground that the
laws did not permit Judge to for office during
his term.
The supreme court found that Judge Black did
contravene the law But the supreme court did not
announce again that the penalty would be too great
Indeed not II removed Black from the gubernatorial
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
What Christ Would
Do in Seattle

What Chris, Would DO IN Seat
tie" was the subject OF an address
delivered iAst night at tho Plym-
ouih Congregational church TO n
capacity congregation by the Rev.
Dr. Charles NJ. Sheldon. author OF
tho wsiIknown book. In his
stcps.-
Dr. Sheldon thought that II
Christ we're In Seattle. He would
follow the precepta laid down by
Him In His teaching that Ia. the
preaching and observance Of
broiherly love. the better distri-
button Of riches. the wiping out OF
the saloons. the aboiishmcnt of de-
nominaiionai lines. and an end OF
battieahlps and the establishment
OF universal peace.
DIR. Sheldon addressed q meeting
NJ the Y. NJ. G. A. In the afternoon.
lie dwelt on the fact that every
man has iots of physical. mcnsal
and spiritual powers which have
never been, but should be, desel.
oped.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
Pity the Rich

favorite jest the joke writers and the earoonsts
TO bid pity the poor rich.
But is there not. after all just bit OF truth in the
admononY Here is test.
A certain New York newspaper has custom OF print.
ing every Sunday paper the picture OF
five six OF fashions darlngs They sometimes pretty
but rarely IS there the expression OF happiness or
joy upon their features They look weary bored
cross, peevsh.
And there is They have nothing to struggle
fori
They born social position Dressing is question
for the maid solve Meals all arranged by house
keeper and her staff of
Does she diamondss
Write a check
Would she like 10 go abroad?
Once the ready check book.
"A yacht
The money is available
Do you wonder they bored? Nothing to do in life
but and sleep dress and Play.
After all. there something tonic in work. After ALL
es pleasures sweetencd and heightened by the strug
gle them So that the rich who neither work
struggle who and producers. really 10
be ptied
They don't know life They only know gidcd cage
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

without the latest kink n 4. nh
the hotel men thought q
great little thinkers. then sUz
In the hotel mems associstiDn
you got to hand II % then b
this new gag. they had y y IN
with nerve as well ~ brana 2
try TO get by with II 1
10 cents extra for breo4 -
butter is what they framed y
great. amt IL
10 cents for . or 4 rolls that ny
pay the baker about cent fof. -
q piece OF butter about = ~
and heavy as g cents vefu :
Scent stamps
by gnlly, what next
not all the hotel guys are -
TO do 1t
linn regan, which keeps ~ -
erbocker. be says. never vnlk ,
hotel stands at AZ st and brue1vg
viii / charge a gest for bread =
butter
where are you going . -
your hotel TO. jim. . feal~ s'AN
him :.
but he says he ANT 70 nc.s . q.
charge for bread ~ ~
neither. and there Is go y.
besides him that has sot ! -
people wont stand for ever
not even in new york -.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

PA, heard Mr.. Stimson call you
a Hopper said the son. What's
thatY"
"A Hopper, my son. II person
whose ripe wisdom convinces him
that It Is better for the interests OF
the nation TO drop the traditions OF
the fathers and cleave TO the new
and advanced ideas"
Then you're Hopper. pa. Amt
your"
Yes. my son; I've gone over "a
tho Moose"
Mr.. Stimson said he has gone
over to Wilson. He's Hopper, too
amt heY"
No, my son: Stimson Is a pig
headed traitor and migrate. "-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

You're biliousl You have a throb-
bling sensation in your head. bad
taste in your mouth. your eyes hurt.
your skin In yellow with dark rings
under your eyes. your lips are
parched No wonder you feel ugly.
mean and ill.tempered. Your system
is full of bile and oonstipated waste
not properly passed off. and what
you need Is a cleaning up inside.
Don't continue being bilious. con-
stipated nuisance TO yourself and
those who love you. and don't resort
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
HIS INSPIRATION

Percollum tof the Daily Bread)---
My dear, you are not only my chief
Incentive TO work, but my lifelong
inspiration.
Mrs. Percollum-I know I'm your
inspiration, all right, Percival.
Whenever | mix metaphor or
make little mistake In my gram.
mar you turn It into story and
get pay for it.--Chicago Tribune.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

Three candidates have been named for governor by the
three leading political parties in New York.
The Republicans have nominated Job Hedges a man
with cean honorable record politically and personally The
Progressives have put up Oscar phil
anthropt ideal type Of American citizenship The Demo
have chosen William Sulzer He has been party
and Tammany but OF the corruptivc type He
stands for principles well party and dsdans personal
advantage
No matter whom the voters OF New York elect
they destined have honest governor and good
administration.
What situaonl What's this country coming TO- any.
way,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
At THE SEATTLE

Bailey and Mitchell presented
their initial performance OF Saliva
ton Nell' yesterday afternoon nj
tho Seattle theatre. There were 80
In tho east. the important roles be
Ing taken by Viola Beach as Saliva
ton Neil. Marie Baker as Hallelu.
jah Maggie. Claire Sinclaire az
Myrtle Odeli, Guy Hltncr as Jim
Plat and Dwight Meade an Maj,
Williams.
The play proved a succens in iis
elaborate setting. AS well as In itu
realistic presentation. The bar,
room and street scene received
much applause
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

One OF the ahrewdest things
Julian Eilinge. nj the Metropolitan
this week. ever did was to select
his stage name. Had he kept his
own. he wouldn't be drawing n biz.
ger salary than the president Of
tho United States and a percentage
OF the profits.
There's something soft, soothing
and hypnotic about the name vi.
tinge. and Julian plays second fld.
die TO II most meilifluousiy. The
combination sounds carcssing 10
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

John Drew has always been noted
for his clever retorts. says the Chi.
cago Inter.occan. His latest, which
10 credited with having occurred in
Broadway barber shop. somewhat
dumfounded the tonsorial artist.
Mr.. Drew has very fine and silky
brown hair. II looks a little thin
when It IN uncombed. but properly
arranged II shows itself to be very
thick and comely.
As the barber laid his moist. cool
palm on the actors skull he said:
You are somevhat bald. sir.
Have you tried our special tonlc?''
Yes" returned Mr.. Drew. "But
that wasn't what made my hair fall
out"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
IN THE EDITORS MAIL

Editor The Star: notice an
article 10 your issue OF Oct. sth.
entitled Pension Our Teachers I"
Our teachers receive q salary
surpassed by few occupations and
consequently should be able to pro
vide for the rainy day.
Our teachers are no more worthy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

Built like pork pie and radIat.
Ing good humor, Adolf. the renown-
ed soft-pcdsi comedian OF OSCAR
und AdoIT fame, drifted into our
sanetum recently like stray moon
beam. Adolf shook hands with cv.
erybody, Including himself, and said
he was not on business trip but
only hiding out from OSCAR who had
another Of his peevish spells. Not
that he minds being kicked In the
stomach or being pushed In front Of
moving trains by OSCAR. Life
would be dull and commonplace to
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
SICK HEADACHE, TONGUE COATED!
IT'S YOUR LIVER! CASCAREIS syn

10 harsh physics that ii -
injure. Remember. that you =
disordered stomach. lazy ave- .,sn
clogged bowels can = r-sipI
cleansed and regulated hy mo.
with gentle, thorongh cascS ~
1o-cent box will keep you -
clear and make you fse' ~. ~,
and bully for months. Get -, h
now-wake up refresnso--ss. -
doing a good days v , ~
yourself pleasant and uss''@
up, Cheer up!
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

While a travelling man was wait.
Ing for an opportunity TO show his
samples to merchant In a little
backwoods town In Missouri a Gus
toner came in and bought couple
OF nightshirts. Afterward a long.
lank lumberman, with his trousers
stuffed In his boots, said to the
merchant:
What was them ere that Teller
bot2"
"Nightshirts. Can I self you one
or two?"
"Naup, | reckon not" said the
Missourian. Il don't set around
much o. nights. New York Amer.
lean.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
One Indication.

Il guess there must be something
In these reports that children are
becoming scarcer."
"Whyy'
This report that men win wear
side whiskers. No man with a mum.
Der OF playful children around him
would think OF trying to raise side
whlskers Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
Two Faces.

What would you call that girls
coantenance who Is constantly
changing her expressiong"
That is the mobile face"
And the one with the fixed. OK.
prossionless stare?'
That's the automobile face
Baltimore American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

Adolf without that, and he has
often nobIy refused. to take gas Just
because some such stunt was going
to be pulled off by his pal. He was
lodging OSCAR simply to irritate
him.
Needless TO say that the public 10
with Adolf. and every time he man
ages to turn the tables on his eion.
gated, pesslmistic teammate In
their brother act. everybody rocks
with laughter. The Comic Page
would be an aching void without
Adolf.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

OF a pension than our arst q
conductors. our eIectrichns, q
plumbers or our farmerS Of d.
following any other oecupsflD1 III
! for one refuse 10 support ~
candidate who favors the paanr'
OF any such Law.
O. n yAR,n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

theatre, the ''pIsyhouse- ~,
that she had never been 10 - -.
ton Museum, even. and - ~
young Dalton got his chance =,
the Cadets, he thought Of 4 u /.
used to play with when be IN: |.
Butte. Mont, named Eltlnre ~
took his name 20 az not % Y I.
aunt know.
Family pride, though. sooa on
came Boston prejudice. WIZ 3
tinge made such a hit. his amt 3,
oYerjoyed. and. next 70 bic No.
who IL, naturally. bis flruerf q
mirer, you could search IL ~
10 find q prouder persos thas N
same maiden aunt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
A LONG FELr WANr

Man gcuicriag Ktorc) "A card
In your window says. Boy want.
cd over 10 years"
Proprietor Yes. air. have you
enef
aan--No. | Just dropped in 10
AJAX you N you weren't discouraged.
that's ALL Boston Transcript.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

the ear. and Il loses none OF It's
pictnrssquenesm on a twenty-eheet
poster or an electric sign.
Just think. though. how BILL
DALTON would look under similar
circumstances. Il would be repcl.
liant
Yet Eltingc In really BILL Dali
TON. That was the oQiy name he
had until he got into tie theatrical
game. His entrance there WAS op.
posed by a prim Back Bay maiden
aunt OF the extreme Boston type
the kind thai carries a shopping
bag aud thinks philosophy left off
when Emerson died
She had such a dislike TO the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

DauEhter--M Mother. Why DO PEG
pie think business will be better az.
ter the clectiony
Mothsr--Because the men will
have more time to give 10 it,
Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
WAY. NOT WHO

Papa. II you wish to know who
young Mr.. Speaker ia. can tell
|you Hc'a--
Il don't want TO know who he Isl
y want 20 know why he isi"-Chi.
|eago Tribune.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
Help! Julian Eltinge's Real Name Is Just 10
Plain Bill Dalton; Here's the S,,..
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

Moore--Dafk.
Metropolitsn--Julian Eiiinge In
The Fascinating Widow."
Sesttle--The Seattle Stock Co.
In Salvation Nell"
AIhsmbra 49, Photoplnys and
vaudeville.
orpheum--vaudeviife.
Empress Vaudeville.
Pantaaes Vaudeville.
0rand--vapdcyilIe and motion
pictures.
clsmmer--PhotopiEys and van
deville.
Melbourne Photoplays and vau
dovllls.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
HIS BLUFF CALLED

80 advertised for pretending the
who found II recognizedT
How did the bluff work.
Didn't work all Next day this nd appeared in the
The recognized gentleman who picked
the loser call hs house'"-Bo
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
JOSH WISE
SAYS.

"sens excite
mcnt sss csvsed
In Bealeyspcrs
real estate circles
by IN report that
q ns~ house was
beln' raised west
of town. but II
turned ous 70 b..
a pile of bsicd
hay In tesk
Shreder's field"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

she--Was he furious. dear. when
you told him that VIC had been So
cretiy married.
He-Not really furious: only sui
furious. - Judge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
Hf0Sf


Daughter Father. you shouldn't
have kicked George last night
You broke the poor fellows heart
Father didn't como anywhere
near his heart. boston Transcript
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
A FABLE FOR BORROWERS.

Az Arab went TO his neghbor and said
Lend rope"
Il can't" nald the neghbor.
why
because want TO the myself"
For what purpose" the other persisted
Il want 10 Tie up five cubic feet Of with IT.
How earh. sneeed the woudbe borrower.
water with a ropeg~
MY friend" said the neghbor Allah great
20 do strange things with when don't lend
Transcript.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

'Ia Il true that your wife has an
impeachment in her speech"
"Yes. she gets sleepy about II
o'clock and begins 70 yawn." -
Philadelphia Record.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

IT'S really funny On the hand the sandpatters ar:
spending all kinds OF in newspaper billboard and street
car advertising effort stop the tide against them And
yet they want some people to believe that they are not afraid
OF the progressive candidates
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
LA poIIrIca

Proud Pal want willie 10 be .
politician.
Friend Jones--Why7
Proud Ps--tte's 90 Dig ard strong
I'd hsss 90 have him ruin his
physique working.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

DO they suit each wciiy"
Rather. She can oven wear hi,
ahoes. "--fiicgcude Biactter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
A RENEW

Benham--iie called me a drivcl.
Ing idiot.
Mrs Benham Well. don't drIvel.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

Mistress-How would you like tc
BIO In society. Maggie. and so to 9
grand ball every night7
The Mnid--law. msam. I'D be
too tired on my feet after my days
work TO enjoy society.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

IN November about 10000 women will walk ND to
those little booths and help president Caor-
Mas the banner state with 10000
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

BOB" HODGE has invited Gov Hay to speak from the
platforms during the OF the campaign The people
await Haj answer with considerable in:cress.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

NEXT Saturday night Keep the date in mind Senator
Miles Poindexer Washngton progressive senator will speak
at the Coliseum theatre with Bob Hodge, progressive cand
date for governor
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

HANG the Balkan warl What we want to know is why
Manager Mugsy McGraw didn't order EN- bunt oftener
that ninth inning.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

TO CURE A coin IN ONE pAv
pruxsiss rsfusd money Il Il tams to eurs.
n w. urovs's signature n On each hoz- -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

BOSTON Elevated Railway magnates send up a wal
because strike breakers pocketed all the fares during las
summers strike. Funny They have expected an in
in dividends poor thngsl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

Joseph interpreted the dream Of
seven fat and seven lean kline.
The meat trust will give the
same explanation for both" he
nAld New York sun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

WHAT'S in name?" asked Billy Shakespeare MAYBE
nothing Just the quite chilly ,tion which
Frost received at the standpa meeting ballard Saura,
night
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
~ tttttts ttttt ~
4 Why the Train Didn't Stop. 4

r Passenger-But I thought 4
= that train stopped here. 4
+ Porter--ft ought to, but 4
4 there is little GOODNESS be- 4
4 tween the driver and the sta 4
= tion master, so II never does. 4
4 ---Rire. 4
tttt tttttth 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

THEY'VE fired high school principal of Zion City for
undergoing surgical operation that being against the Zion
creed Father Dowe worked beauties into his creed
didn't hef
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14

4 Here's an aviator sued for ,
4 divorce. Well. OF all the impa- +,
4 tient womeni Couldn't she ,
= wait few days and be- a real /,
4 widow Winnipeg Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
TOMORROW is /

TOMORROW is the last registration day. DO il now
Registration books will be open till $50 tonight and D. m
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-10-14
Observations

OUR little secretary OF will leave the golf links long
enough to make Taft speech while he's in town.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-17
A LITTLE CHILD SAVED FROM FEARFUL DEATH

little dizziness. after which he expelled
a nasty old tapeWorm, 30 feet long head
and all complete He had then and
there gotten rid Of the entire cause of
all his stomach trouble He has al
ready gained four pounds in about ten
days and is wei and hearty. Think of
IT, YOU mothers and fathers who have
little children suffering day after day
with their little stomachs why not al
low the famNis quaker Extract to do
for YOU what it has done for many
thousands in the past 40 years? Worms
Of various kinds cause more than 80
per cent Of all stomach troubles in
children Of fifteen years and less Get
a reliable remedy that has been sue
cessful already. and put your little ones
on it for a while. 1t will never be
regretted
can today at Coursev &, NUNS Drug
Store % Marietta street. and obtain
Quaker Extract, six for $500 three
for 50 81. or 81 M a bottle Oil Of Balm
Csc d bottle or FIVE for $3.50. Do not
delay. We prepay express charges on
all orders Of $500 or over.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-17

els and a dizziness would attack him
often. Headaches ana nausea were
also frequent He was listless and dull
and would not play as other children
would. He was getting weak and thin
and nothing that was given in the way
Of medicine would do any good at all
Then about four years ago the parents
became convinced that their dear boy
was the victim Of horrible parasite
and this knowledge almost drove them
frantic. The child was treated three
times unsuccessfully for the trouble,
but still he suffered. The parents had
about given up all hope of his ever
being cured, when the Health Teacher
came to Atlanta. The grand work that
he was doing with the Quaker Rene
dies came to the attention Of Mrs Os-
born who called at Coursey & Munn's
Drug store He recommended Quaker
Extract telling her that IT had expelled
over 4 600 tapewor1ns in his experience.
She procured a treatment and imme-
diatelv began giving it 70 the bow What
was the result In six days after be-
ginning its use he was seized with a
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-17
Flynn in Fine Form.
EN- T RIES.
AT LATONIA. Ky.


FIRST Selling, Maiden C and G, .
year-olds, furlongs 90: Kamchatka
104; Blue Beard, 107; The Grader, 1O7;
Jacob Bum, 1O7; Harry Lauder, 109;
Richard Gentry, ia; Stanley H, 104;
Ernest H 107; linen, 1917 Merlin. 10;
Counterpart, ia, Fiel, ia
SECOND-Two- year olds, II fur
longs 90; Silver Moon, 1O4 Nobby,
107; Perciles, 107; The Widow Moon.
107; Sleuth, 107; Yorkville 107. Bunch
of Keys. 107; Foundation. 107, Bar
marc 107
THIRD Selling c and G. 3-year-
olds, 6 furlongs G2): Crystal Domino,
1o2; Charter, 105, Rossini, 105 Chas.
Goetz l07; Bonanza, los; Tanker, 10;
Old Hank, 1922 John d Wakefield.
105; Jack Ellis, 1O5; ole Knight, 1917
Now Haven 100; Fox Craft, 10.
FOURTH -Four year olds and up.
l 116 miles (6) Princess Galloway,
100; Bell Horse, 107; Sand Hill. 1917
Leamenee, 1o7; White Wool, 107; Star
Bottle, ia
FIFTH-s Selling, 3-year-o Odds and UP,
6 furlongs G2D: Ursula Emma 90
Isom, o. Oakhurst, 1O5 McTver 106
Winning Widow, 107. Sea Cliff. 10S;
Igloo, 90; Ethelda. 103 Rosseaux, 105
Husky Lad. 106; Merrick, 10S; Chapul-
te Pee, Ill.
SMITH Selling, 3-year-olds. / mile
and 10 yards OPP; Shirley O., 10.
Winnie G., 100; Carolton Club 102:
Rudolph F., los; Ethel Sampson, 105
Be no; Peeping, 100; Henrietta w,
100; First Star 102; Accord, 1905; Colo
mel Cook, 10; Steeple Jack. 10
Weather cloudy; track good.