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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22

1nmes River landings. merchandise and pas
sengers. Furnyn Line.
SAILED.
steamer Berkeley, Shelly. Norfolk NOR
cnandise and Passengers Old Dominion Line
H'eamer Aurora. Fu7nan. Petersburg and
la.ncs RIVER landings. merchandise and pas
senScrs. Furman Line
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22
New York
Stock Market

Sew York, May Discriminating
sporadic flashes of activity to.day's
stock market was duh and utterly
lacking In Significance Leading
stocks We're under pressure. United
states steel iluctuated within a frac-
ticn of yesterdays close. Leigh Valley
and Reading both bore the marks OF
covert liquidation and bear attacks
and the standard or d!vidnd pay ing
Strangers trunk lines and transcon-
tincptals were more or less neglected.
The lower range Of prices with which
the market opened WAS again ATTRIBUTE
cd 10 London. wrerc American sccuri-
ties, IN common with other stocks.
were duil and irregular Canadian
Pacific followed its decline abroad,
with two-point drop here. and tins
was soon extended to IL points.
Minneapolis, ST. Paul and Sauu ste.
Marie. an affiliated road, also was
heavy. with more selling of Reading
and the local favorites.
Before noon the list recovered ma
terial part OF its carly reverse. the
tobacco shares showing unwontod ac-
,ivity and strength. American Tobac-
co rose three points Llggctt & Myers
cent The dull afternoon session was
marked by further irrcgularity in the
market leaders, the closing being fair
~ steady. despite renewed heaNiness
in the coalers and Canadian Pacinc.
Demand for money was low ebb to-
day. Cal loans shaded a triiie, ana
over year money was abundan, at
per cent Prices of bonds We're 'rihe
lower. with moderate dealings. Total
sales. par value. s2,329.eo0 United
states government bonds were un-
changed Oh cali.
view York. May 2i-Monc on cali
steady. = l-463 per cent: ruling rate.
S.. Time loans steady, sixty DAYS
: per cent; six months, L.. PRIME
mercantile paper, +G4 L. per cent |
Sterling exchange nrm. s4's'So' To-
sixtv.dav bills, s+.ST20 for demand |
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sEARoARp AIK LINE.

southbound trains scheduled to leave Rich
nlond daily: sos A. M.-Local to No.iina.
1:2o P. A.-SlcepeEs and coaches. Atlanta,
Birmingham. savannah. Jacksonville. 6:2s
L. M.-Sleepers and coaches. Jacksonville
Il:cj p. M.-S!eepers and coaches. Atlanta,
Birmingham. Memphis. Northbound trains
scheduled arrive in Richmond daily:
$50 A. ~. $40 a. ~. sos p. II. $40 P. 81,
Local
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22

Quotations :or interest paying bonds arc
ct price TO which interest mus; DO added.
Income bonds and certificates o. indebted
ness are fiat
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22
Richmond & Petersburg Electric Rajlwa,

cars leave Manchester. Seventh and Perry
streets FOR Petersburg;
% 1. %. IL. J.. 'E =. "a. I I, "a. 4. s,
~. g = &. ~. 10 p. II.
H:oo y. ~. TO- chester. 1890 midnixht for
Petersburg. ~"
Car. leave Petersburg. foot o, sycamore.
Street Tor Manchester:
fb:H s:s5. ''7:ie. '7:a5. SIS. s:8, slo:ss. nm
a. N; 1875. 'l:35 2:s. ASS, .t:ss. L:S s.as
T:3. s'ss. s:s5. 'io:.o. ii;io p. ~
Italy. except Sundays and hoIldays
carries baggage and e1presa
Limited. except Sundays and holiday.
All cars from Petersburg connect win
cara FOR Richmond.
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RICHMOND HAY MARKET.

Loose pressed. large bales n l5n1
Load your cars that hay at doors rom
TcSents contents and thus avoid reflections
TINS market grades hay in accordance
WIN the rules OF The National Hay Assoc
eta zion.
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MARINE INrELL1UEScE.
'oRT OF RICHMOND, NAT =, ia,,

steamer Rerhe!ey. shelly. Ncrfolk. mer-
'hanni'e and pas'angcrs Old Dominion I'M
Siehmtr Srnithhcld Crave, NorC,,I, 49,,
James E..cr landings. m. rchandiS. ana 80,
rnngsrs virginia Navigation comno,r
"''a!hsT Aurora, FurmaH. Petersburg and
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Cotton. quiet; uidd.ins 40. r-.s
e e., 80 bales. sales ia eais, .....
baiss. .11lssi gxpor, e 'he toaancnt II,
Iotal to-daY at ali ports-Ne, -orot-,.
a. 10 bales: export 10 Great Britain "a;
e. 80, 70 me Continent. 2is5 bale. .,ock
coasoi!aated a. an ports-%et rec.t-..
itS bales eNporf to Grcat Britain - -
1a.es, T. ,7@ Continent. 900 bale. "a
oia. sinee aep'trher a, al por.s-vs,
nttipt .lfts6 bales; export to Gro,
.--.-alh, ''oi-ss5 hsies' 10 France ,.i3: II
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22
P UBL|C HELPING
COLOREO PEOPLE
More Than Six Hundred Dollars
Already Received for
Hospital Fund.

Committees which we're collectingl
funds for the Cofored Hospital re-
ported yesterday that s65l.23 had been
received, although this list is not COM
plete. Among those contributing are
81 fol1
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LOCAL MARKET QUOTATIONS..

FURNISHED by Levy Commission Co, Com
mission Merchants, Richmond. vaD
Richmond Va. Nay ., 1917
ACTUAL WHOLESALE QuOTATIOSs or
MARK Ell.
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Norfolk & Western Railway

ONLY ALL RAIL LINE TO NORFOLK.
Schedule In Effect May T. 1912
Leave Byrd street station. Richmond. FOR
NORFOLK: bs:io A. NJ. 500 A N as,o,
T. NJ. 4:le p. AZ. S7:s5 p VI
FOR LYNcHBURG AND THE WEST: .slJ
Arrive Richmond from Norfolk. a;i'.o
81, bll:S A. n. 's:35 p NJ. bio:.J r. 81.
'i;ao p. 81. From the West: .e;iJ 4 Al
A.. 81. % ~
:, DAILY: aDaily e1- Sunday. bsundsy only.
W. B' oEn ILL. c. II. BosLEY
" T. a. Roanoke. d. p. A., Richmond.
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY

ENSAIIf.N tNNKIEK Of TIE SGT al.
Trains Leave Richmond.
y. B.-FoilowinS schedule ngurcs publish
ed as Information and not Euaranteed:
For the sou;h-Daily: $40 a. NJ Local
With electric lighted Sleeping Car Tor Al
lanta and birmingham. Ii:+5 r. ~ Expren
Week Days: 500 p. 81. Local.
YORK RIVER LINE.
$50 =. MISUNDERSTANDING FOR Rai,i
N ore Mon. Wed. and Friday. eco A. Mex.
Sun. and AIS p. M.-Mon.. Wed and Fri
day-Local
Trains Arrive Richmond.
From the South: $50 a. NJ. $40 A. NJ
400 y. NJ. SOS p. ". daily: 1855 Elk sun
From West Point: $50 A. M. daily. I:a A.
III. Mon. Wed. and Fri. 4.25 p " Es sun.
s. E. BURGESS. D. p. A..
oo7 Main St Phone Madison n:
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AND MINERS TRANS. CO.
Spring Sea Trips
NbRFoLK TO
BOSTON AND PROVIDENCE.

Steamers Norfotk to Boston daily. except
Thursday; to Providence Monday, Thurs
day and saturdal. p. NJ. through Tickets
on sale to principal points.
Fine steamers, excellent service low fares
Wireless telegraph Send for booklet.
Apply G. O. Ry.. ". & W. Ry., S. IT,
Bowman. No. 1os IL. Main street. and Rich
mond transfer CSa1ipany. No. 500 E. Main ST
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To (40AQOQ
Old DOMINION LINE.

OLD DOMINION LINE.
Lv. Richmond foot OF Ash ST. daily7.ooy =.
Leave Newport Eews.................5:0 100 A NJ
AtINe ..of Lh A. II.
Connects with main line steamers leaying
Norfolk for New York daily, except Sundav
100 p. 81. Connections also made by NJ a
w. Ry. +. ~. and G.. & Q. Ry. ut p
Night line steamers step at Claremont ~
land or receive passengers on signal. ana
VIII be met by public conveyance.
VIRGINIA NAVIGATION CO. fs,fsc,,v.
March n).--James River by daylight e.
Norfolk and Old Point. Newport News ana
all James River landings. Steamer leavss
Monday. Wednesday ana Friday at $50 A
81. Freight received for all james RIv.r.
landings. Phone Madison 17s
Main Ticket Office. SCI e. Maip street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22

baltimore Nd. May i.-Whea,-s,eadv.
SPOT. contract 5l.i5. Corn-null; spo,. pisc
"a Ghiet No. western. waite 5.,sc ask
Cd. kyo-.ou!et ''"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22
RICHMOND AND CHESAPEAKE IA
RAILWAY COMPANY

Schedule OF electric trains to and from
Ashland, stopping at intermediate stations
upon signals: Lv. Richmond broad and
Laurel Sts): .s:S. .7:Io. $40. s:lo, ..l0:lc.
mao a. NJ; l:io. ::lo. 3:ic. bi:io. $40. $50
'5:s5. b7: 90. 200. b9:eo. 1890: ..u:oo A. n.
SEQ NJ; -'ioo. 200 800, 4oo b5:oo. SEQ
: :0c 500. bs:oo. ll:co p. 81.
-Daily. except Sunday. "Sundsy only
bcarrcs baggage
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.rDaiiy. Weekdays. 1Sundays oniy.
All trains to or from Byrd Street Station
Nc, -, Eioa. Time OF arrivals and departures
"o' guaranteed. Read the siEns.
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RICHMOND TOBACCO MARKET


Richmond. Va. May q, 1912.
Following are the quotations 90 ma kjcn
mend Totacco Exchange:
BROWN AND OLIVE, STEM>,1>,y- ,.r-
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RICHMOND STOCK MARKET.

BY Richard ". MauFy.
st.ey ana Bond Broker. !oi5 L. Main Street
Richmond. Va. May q. 1917
1870. Az
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-05-22

~ -'oI t"TpsCd Whcat-No , rel
'',." ~ No hard. silai2qiii corr"
on. Cyl .'' NO yclow, i4a7;isc oats
-" "Alic- - f"3c standard. 5St. stSic.
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Richmond, Fredericksb'g & Potomac R. R.
TO AND FROM WASHING row AND sEyoHD

ACCOMMODATIONS TRAINS WEEKDAYS.
Leave SGrd 81. Sta. 400 p. n. for Frederiet,bu,c.
ier, I,pa PA. 40 NJ, 80 r. u. for Ashland
n pIIa 81. Sta. s.s5 AM. from Fred cricks sag
ArIlte LIos Sta Gs0 IN, 30 p N. from, Ishnp3
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r ! at ali por:s-Net
2 export to G!eat
20 france. ia: 80
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Hams. Wei smoked, small, lb....Not wanted
Hams. we'll smoked, large, ib....Eot wanted
sides. well smoked. lb.............Not wanted
shoulders. we'll smoked. lb........ Not wanted
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12
Keepers Put Ban on Dances in Zoo

ed yesterday when a passing keeper
happened to see julius Caesar. the
dean Of the monkey house, and Cleo
patra, the fascinating, heart-breaking
first lady of monkeyland going
through the intricate steps of the
dance.
He stopped, he looked, and he listen
ed. The face of Julius. according to
the keeper, was lighted up with a grin
which seemed to denote a happiness
and a self-satisfaction that has been
strangely missing from the guests of
the rustic mansion overlooking beau
tiful Rock creek ever since the keep
ers found it advisable to give them
cold-storage eggs in lieu of the fresh
laid kind.
The keeper who discovered the
monkeys dancing said that in few
minutes the entire population of the
monkeys cage was swaying to the
steps of the dance. He said that it
seemed so lifelike that he was almost
convinced that he heard Julius say to
Cleo, "Everybody's Doing 1t" and
Roll Your Eyes, My Honey"
The two monkeys that have set the
fashion, according to the keeper, do
not seem to approve of the younger
monkeys indulging in it, and stopped
dancing in a vain endeavor to have
them desist. This the youngsters re-
fused to do, and the whole affair end
ed like a "Bowery ball."
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12
Juror Quits Work at Sunset Friday

said Mr.. Carver. mot only would It
be violation of my religious vows to
sign any paper on the Sabbath, but
am not permitted even to deliberate
or to consider any matter outside Of
my religion" &c. !?
Then l shall have to excuse you"
said the court. =
Justice Lehman then asked Emil
Schultze and member of John B.
Stanchfield's law firm, who were coun-
sci in the case, what they wanted to
do, and they agreed to accept the YER
dict Of the other II.
Word was then sent to the Jury
room accordingly, but the court attend
ant came hurrying back with the mes.
sage that two Hebrews on the jury
had notified him that their Sabbath
had begun at shutdown and that they
couldn't sign any paper after six
o'clock. The court then sent for the
Hebrews and questioned them with.
out swearing them. They told JUS
tice Lehman that they were strictly
orthodox and couldn't violate the Sab
bath.
Il am a Jew myself" Justice Leh-
man said, "but have to lay aside my
religious beliefs for my public duties.
It is just as important for Jew to do
his duty faithfully as citizen az
to obey the laws of his church"
The two jurors then told the court
that if he would remain with them for
several hours in order that they might
agree, if possible, and obviate the ne.
cessity Of signing a sealed verdict,
they would 60 back to the jury room.
The court consented.
Shortly after eight o'clock the jur.
ors reported verdict for the de-
PENDANT.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12
Neutrality-suspicious. at the Ma

Observation-Disclosures at the Ma.
W tional Geological park are horror
stricken. Monkeys there are doing
the turkey frost" and the grizzly
bear" The little animals do the
dances in the most unapproved style.
Where the monkeys discovered the
dance is the mystery that is puzzling
the keepers. Some believe that 1t
must have been danced in the house
by some enthusiast. Others contend
that it is the result of the monkeys
"artistic temperament"
A discussion Of the way and man
ner they were enabled to become IA
niliar with the famous pastime is not
20 important as the fact that they
were actually caught in the act. Steps
were at once taken by the keepers to
Immediately put an end to the per
Torrance, as the antics of the young
er monkeys met with violent disap
proval on the part Of the older ami
mails, thereby causing a Eoisy demon
stration.
That the monkeys were indulgine
In the disfavored dance was discover
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12

NEW YORK.-superior Court JUS.
~ tice Lehman said the other day
that situation which confronted him
In the county court house was unique
in his experience, although there have
always been possibilities of it in con-
nection with juries celebrating on Fri
day night.
Judge Lehman and jury had been
hearing for several days suit Of
George Rae against the Pioneer Fruit
company to recover $4,000 on a con-
tract for services The case went
to the jury about four o'clock the jury
day afternoon. At six o'clock the jury
had not yet reached verdict and JUS
tice Lehman sent in word that they
might remain until about eight o'clock
and then sign sealed verdict
Juror No. II, who was John M.
Carver, told the court officer that un-
der no circumstances would he re-
main after six o'clock because he was
Seventh Day Adventist, and as it
was shutdown his Sabbath had begun.
Justice Lehman sent for Carver, had
him sworn and then sent him to the
witness chair
why Is it you refuse to continue
longer with this jury" asked the court.
Don't you know it is your duty to
remain until the court excuses your"
Il cannot continue here any longer
because 1t Is against my conscience"
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12

"Now just listen to the logic of
what l am saying" continued Justice
Harlan, thoroughly warmed up to the
subject, the more SO because his cigar
was out and he saw no chance of re-
lighting it. "A wind moving in a
southerly direction cannot possibly
carry smoke north, can it,"
To all of which the harassed and
puzzled conductor tried to turn deaf
ear. He sought refuge in superior
sort of silence, since the justice was
too large man to make personal
encounter entirely safe.
AS the car reached their destfna-
ton, just above U street on Four
teenth, both men alighted. Chief JUS
tice Fuller stepped down from the
car and gravely offered Justice Har-
Ian the stump of his cigar as light
err It was his third! To his credis
though, he did not smile nor make
any reference to that fact. Nor did
he pass any opinion on the case that
had just been tried before him. Which
goes to show what a truly courteous
gentleman the late chief justice OF the
United States really was.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12
Muzzle on a Goat Ends a Ticket Feast

ANINNEAPOLIS.-Ea ting his way
WI through trolley ropes and wires
into the affections Of hundreds of
Minneapolis street railway employees,
Near Stop Billy" goat mascot of the
street railway system, has lost his
prestige by an overt and undetermined
act which came near costing a score
of conductors their positions with the
street railway company. The con-
ductors were Near Stop Billy's"
friends.
For two months conductors who
have hung their coats in the lounging
room at the shop have been missing
transfers. Whole books of transfers
have disappeared from pockets. The
men have been rebuked by the COM
pany heads. They have been unable
10 explain.
Late the other day Conductor WEIGH
hung his coat on a hook in the loung-
ing room and hid behind the door.
Near Stop Billy" entered the room,
shifted at the coat, looked around the
room, stuck his nose in the coat peck
ct, extracted a transfer book, ate it,
and walked sedately out.
Later when Near Stop Billy" walk
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12
Scorns to Work on Cobbler's Bench

THERE is a limited diet in store for
/ Marcellus Wilson, an inmate of the
Home for the Aged and 1nflrm, and
possibly expulsion from the institu.
ton, II Wilson and Superintendent
William J. Fay do not adjust their Diff
f1culties shortly.
Exasperated by alleged repeated re-
fusals by Wilson 70 work, Superintend-
ent Fay has brought the matter to the
attention Of the commissioners of the
district, suggesting limited diet and
confinement in room as a means
of enforcing obedience The commits
sioners have decided to inform Mr..
Fay of their support in the infection Of
proper discipline, and If Wilson does
not conform to the rules and regula-
tons he will be ordered to leave the
institution.
The case is such an unusual one
that Superintendent Fay was in doubt
as to his authority to infiict discipline.
In his letter to the district heads
he states that Wilson is in rugged
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12

KANSAS C1TY.-Twentyth thou
IL sand dollars had been stolen from
a hiding place on the river front near
the foot of Gillis street. There's no
doubt the big robbery was committed
The hole is there. You may see fer
yourself. The snow had been scrared
away and the dirt thrown to all Sides,
indicating that the robbers wu<ked
hurriedly when they looted frank
WANTS cache near his home ct the
foot Of ellis street.
Wyant gave the first newe Of the
robbery to Judge Porterfieid in the
juvenile court the other morning
when he was up for falling to provide
shoes for his ten-year-old son, Jesse,
and to pay the boys board.
Wyant is a laborer, ditch digger
and garbage hauler, who made $685.
900 In cash, besides notes and real
estate, by squstting on valuable
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12

4 CHARGE of assault, which had
~ been pending against William
Hart, a foreman in the employ Of the
Washington Gasoline company, was
dismissed by Judge Pugh in police
court the other day. The charge
against Hart had a peculiar origin
He was foreman of a gang of men
who were working in the gas mains in
.Takoma Park this winter. December
z IL Of the men were overcome by
gas and several of them had narrow
escapes from death. Hart, with the
assistance of DR.. Archibald L. Miller
and several citizens of Takoma, got
the men out Of the trench and revived
all Of them but one
The man was in such a serious con-
dition from the effects of the gas that
he failed to respond to the methods
used, and Hart adopted strenuous
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12
Roughness in Reviving Is Not Assault

means of bringing him around. He
rolled the man on the ground, kicked
the soles of his feet, thumped him
roughly on the back and chest and
otherwise mistreated him, 1t is said,
with the result of restoring conscious
ness and saving life
Bystanders, including DR.. Miller,
who is a dentist at Takoma Park, OBJ
jected to Harris manner of resuscitat-
ing men overcome by gas, and tho
assault charge was filed. Hart entered
a plea of not guilty an@ demanded a
jury trial.
After considerable delay the case
was called up, when Hart withdrew
his plea and demand for a Jury trial,
and asked Judge Pugh to dispose of
the case at once. Hart explained that
the method he used was one he had
used. successfully in many other cases,
and that it has always been successful.
The court held that if men who help
resuscitate persons overcome by
gas or almost drowned are to be pros
ecuted for the necessarily rough treat
ment that must be administered feel
ing of timidity will obtain, which may
result in the death of many who 9TH
erwise might be revived.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12
Hole in the Snow All That Was Left

switching property in the East Bot
toms. AS gduatter Wyant obtained
a title to IT, land and sold it. Later
he bought shares in gold mine at
a cent : share and sold out for 80
cents a share. He has been in court
three tines for neglecting to provide
for IL, little son since the first of the
Yea: and found it necessary to bring
70; ward a stronger excuse for his
u .'eliction.
Its gone. All gone, judge" wy
ant whispered. Il had 1t hidden in a
hole-tOok it out of the bank and put
it there. You can see the hole down
there now, judge, where they stole
it FROM"
Judge Porterfield said he did not
believe the story, and his position was
substantiated by probation officer
! who said Wyant's neighbors had seen
him dig the hole on the river bank
and then walk away from it. They
did not know why he had dug the
hole and left it open. Wyant was
given "a hours to buy clothing for the
boy and pay up months board bill.
He was in jail ten days several years
ago for the same offense Wyant ad-
mitted he had $500 in loans and that
it was bringing him 80 per cent in
terest.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12

ed into the car shops expecting his
usual tribute of rope and wire he was
seized by the men he had counted his
friends. Despite his struggles he was
thrown to the floor, and there, while
be bleated for mercy, he was forced
to undergo the only real humiliation a
goat knows. He was muzzled
Then, as additional punishment,
Billy was thrown inside rol> Of tar
felt paper, the kind he had been serv-
ed for dessert on holidays in the old
days. Billy couldn't eat the paper, he
couldn't even lick the tar. When he
was finally released he lowered his
head and made straight for the door.
The door was closed. Billy went
through He is still going, or was, &C.
cordfng to the latest bulletin which
Conductor WEIGH posted in the siloos
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1912-04-12

cents a day at this work. Schillinger
never strung any beads himself. He
got comfortable chair and bossed
the job
The clapboards Of the house were
falling off. When ne was asked why
he didn't nail them up he coined ar
epigram as follows:
In the winter it's too cold; when
it's warm there's no necessity"
The plumbing at 6chillinger's Aouse
is frozen. A few weeks ago 1t was
pointed out to him that unless pre-
ventive measures involving a slight
amount of labor were taken the pipes
would burst.
Who am II" asked S1hillinger, Ito
interfere with nature? Let her take
her course"
Judge Goodnow heard ell this with
growing Indignation. When the testi-
mony was all in he turned to the de-
PENDANT and asked:
Have you anything to say?"
mo, l guess not" replied Schillin-
ger, languadly>
Very WE'LL" said the Judge, now
I'm going to teach you the work
habit. Six months"
20, judge exclaimed Schillinger,
suddenly waking up. Its too much.
l haven't done anything"
That's just the trouble" comment
ed the court"