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SAMUEL PECK WEDS AGAIN.
wealthy Clothing Manufacturer
Takes second bride.

Samuel " Peck president Of the Samuel
" Peck 4 CO.. woolen. merchants, 70 M
\dl"r daughter OF Charles y. adler. pre-i-
dent Of the Washing on Clothing Company
"t 10 A-ior Place, a. Westminster Register.
/ ondnr FRIDAY Mr. I'sck j. said 10 have
met his bird. through business rsih IONS
wi,n her iatn'r. NO engnGcmcn'> llad been
cnnoun'e,, Hnu ,,w "-Ws y' ii' IL" "g; "a.
: me ns "A auru,iso 80 tho TRENDS oi both
,lr l"., B., .uii to 10 Ufiu t.'1n hr,
~. i,.', i1i,,r, u a. .n"t",l ri :, II" u
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'ENJOyED HIS OUTING
FROM AL|M0Ny CLUB
Frederick Bond Would Like
supplementary Proceedings
Oftpnpr.
LIFE IN LUDLOW STREET
1t Isn't So Bad. Says the Actor,
Who Is There to Sever
tho Last Tie.

Frederick Bond, the actor, after a brief
vacation over a part Of the week end at
the Queens County Court. Long Island
City. was back again yesterday merry and
bright and much refreshed and once more
ready to take up the daily grind sur
rounded by the other celebrities who re-
Gently have been put up for the summer
at the Alimony Club. 10 Ludlow street.
ring Warden Johnson's bell
| Mr.. Bond, who strolled downstairs at
! the club accompanied by one Of the club
| attendants when the visitor was an
nounced, wore the regulation prison garb.
| the ehirt of pleated French silk with cravat
| to match from costume plates by Archie
Gum and white flannel trousers by Will r.
Barnes with the prison stripes, oddly
enough, running vertically in faint blue
tracings. instead of the old style broad
stripes that run around and around and
around.
The old. old question popped up. Of
course. II is asked Of every actor and
every house manager around theatre
lobby many times night when conversa-
ton lags and now It slipped out again.
"Where do you go from here. FredS
Philadelphia"
Mr.. Bond replied promptly that his pres
ent plans were to stick right around the
Ludlow street county jail with the rest
Of the clubmen for at least four months
more He has been living at the club
consistently for two months. or ever since
no voluntarily sought membership last
May and was assigned to the private room
that had been occupied some time before
by Roland Hinton Perry, the sculptor.
and which is decorated with framed
cable message sent by Mary Cecilia Mar
garet LOTUS. dated London, to the sc,ilp-
tor when Missus Cissy learned that Mr..
Perry. weary and fearful Of fording
streams to escape. had given up with the
cry. Officer. I'm in again.
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Willard II. Rdisc, who was manager
Of the hotel STAFF at tho Waldorf Astoria
for oigh, years, has been appointed man
agcr OF the Shorcham Hotel IN Washing
ton. The Shorcham. altered and i'm
rroyed. will be reopened with Mr. Barsc
in charge about November L.
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lOc IN CINCINNATI.
One Dead and Ten IN Hospital From
the Heat.

CINCIHNArI. July 1i.-One man is dead
and len are lying in the City Hospij al IN
serious condition a. the result Of tho hot
test day thai Cincinnati has experienced
in many years. The thermometer
reached ioo degrees at one time
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Please, old friend. don't go TO iaii,
Let Cccella tla your bail

SO runs the framed cable message
from Mary Cecilia. and il ia said TO have
been paid for at much higher rate per
word than is dealt out even for Edwin
Markham's stuff. In the open work
private room just adjoining Mr. Bond Il
a clubman who didn I want his name used
for fear his wife would find out where
he was. he said. has framed a motto also
which runs:
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iNnIRt ,kERs
>--->-~,-~>->
rnANNI tNMThtII st 1sJ ", Ibd ~
CaAptlA Amt -laaoe seENiee let iA-s Nnelse@
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iIugN FELIX. who is 10 come to tins
''H''' next month to conduct the per
i'ru ~" Of his musical comedy Tan
'h."'r Ipmmv," has never h"en h"re
'''''' t'rungh his wife vas ~ on" nm"
~. ''.."I ui 'hr American stage Sh"
N.'. NIton and war popular
90 "r"ita Sh" returned 10
'.. - .o !o,,, "'a ~" conductor
%. .s'r lu which sha wac singing
Ir' '. In Russia 'TG"'a'i1,nG
''ur ...,., Fnrl,shupn" ~ -" Fro" +"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09

general sale Of seats for the con.
cert opened in Grinnells, Monday
A studio musical was given Friday
evening by students from piano, VIC
lin, and vocal departments OF the Nc
Donald School OF Music, assisted by
Miss Elizabeth Emery, soprano. Miss
Charlotte Mcdonald. violinist, and
Mss Emma Mcdonald. cellist. Those
taking part included Mis- Mabel
Buckerfeld, Miss Lenora Conway,
Miss Emily Poelke, Miss Margaret
Comerford. Miss Margaret Orr, Miss
Mamie Bruske. Miss Edith Read
pianists; Miss Gladys Withee, VIM
Ladzick. Cyril Cox, Bella France, VIC
linists. A feature OF the program was
a ladies' quartet, composed of Miss
Elizabeth Emery. Miss Myrtle Melon
aid. sopranos; Mrs. Arthur q. Griffin
and Miss Caroline Tretheway, con
traltos.
A splendid picture OF the Schubert
choir. OF Toronto, is on the cover OF
the March number OF The Studio
The young women and men OF this
famous choral body look so attrac
tive In the picture that II they pre-
sent the same pleasing appearance in
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ment on a second piano. Miss Lords
program follows: Senate No. 3, (Dee-
thoven); Pastorale Varie, (Mozart) /;
Fantasia + minor, Chopin; Gavotte,
(Gluck-Brahms) Spinning song
(Mendelssohn) Humoreske. (Tschai-
kowsky); Romance, (Faure); Ono
menreigen, UlszD; Concerto in +
minor, (Arensky).
St. Johns Episcopal church choir
Sunday evening will sing Mendels.
sohn's Hear My Prayer" William
A. Nash, Will sing the soprano solo.
49,
Elena Gerhardt, the noted German
lieder singer will give recital, in
the Church of Our Father, Wednes-
day, April 81, under the auspices of
the Tuesday Musicale.
80
The quartet and chorus choir of
the First Congregational church, I'M.
der the direction Of j. Truman VOL
colt. will give Maunder's cantata
l"Olivet TO Calvary" Sunday evening
in the church. beginning at 1880
o'clock.
Boos' band will give a St Patrick q
day program, in the Garrick theater
Sunday afternoon, March IL, az 3
O'Clock. Miss Lillian Sheila Powcn
will be the soloist. Miss Powell Tor.
lmerly toured the country with tie
Irish band and Is said to excel in
the singing of Irish songs.
80
Mrs. Eleanor Hazard Peocock has
been engaged to give song recital
during commencement week in
Science Hill school, Shelbyville. Ky
Mrs. Edwin s. Sheriff. will play Mrs
Peocock's Accomplishments. This viii
be Mrs. Peocock's second visit to the
Science Hill school commencement
exercises.
Arthur G.. Dayey, tenor soloist IN
the First Baptist church, will sing
at the monthly dinner of the Mcr''
association Of the Fort-st. Presby
terrain church in the church annex
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Social and Personal

An opportunity has Unexpectedly
presented itself to the Society OF Arts
and Crafts to offer TO its members
and the public an Illustrated aesefip-
ton OF recent adventurous journey
by Joseph Lindon Smith to AMMAN
and Cambodia, east OF Siam, Wednes-
day evening, March Is. in the Church
or our Father. After many thrilling
experiences through unknown and al
most inaccessible lands. of which Mr..
Smith will tell. he secured eighty
wonderful slides OF views in this
greatest OF Hindu temples in Cam
bodia, Ankor Wat. In its grandeur
and remoteness, In its splendid isola-
ton, Ankor Wat stands as tremend-
Gus artistic conception OF a single
vast idea triumphantly realized-a
conception which had its birth long
ago, In the brain OF some man of
genius whose very name Is unknown
TO US. Mr.. Smith, who Is a noted
archaeologist and painter, will be re-
membered for an interesting Egyp-
tian lecture given in Detroit last win
ter under similar auspices.
The Detroit Life Underwriters as.
ISOLATION will hold the annual ladies'
night in the Hotel Pontchartrain Mon
day evening. The guests of honor
will be Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Bracket
Bishop, of Chicago, and Alfred Hur-
rell, OF New York. Mr.. Bishop Is
president Of the National Association
OF Life Underwriters, and Mr.. Hurrell
Is attorney for the Association of Life
Insurance Presidents.
Director Grifhth, OF the Detroit
Museum OF Art, will use as the sub
ject OF his Sunday afternoon talk,
The history and romance OF the
Rhine" illustrating II with fine stere-
opticon views of the Rhine valley.
The Rev. and Mrs. Angus II. Cam
eron leave Monday for Berea, KY,
where they will visit Mr.. Cameron's
sister, Miss Jean Cameron, who is
teacher in Berea college.
A minstrel show that has not been
excelled In amateur entertainments
given in Detroit heretofore is the PIE
diction made for the performance to
be put on by Friendship lodge min
strels in the Masonic temple, March
10 and 20. The vocal part of the pro-
gram is in the capable hands OF
Thomas Chilvers, the vaudeville is
being arranged by Charles Altman
and the travesties by Charles Culver
The minstrel company is made up en-
tirely of Friendship lodge members
A special feature of the entertainment
will be the first public appearance
OF the Y. M. G. A. Glee club under the
direction OF w. A. Sleeper.
o.
Members Of Imperial and Britannia
lodges, Sons OF st. George, left Sat
urday afternoon, for Lansing, 10 at
tend an initiation OF Gibraltar lodge
OF that city and concert and enter
tainment which is to conclude tie
evening.
The annual election OF officers 81
the Central High School Alumni asso
citation. held Friday evening, in Cen
trail High, resulted as follows: Presi
dent. Harold Emmons; vice-presider.
Mrs. Irene Wolfschlager; secretary
Miss Parry G. Power; treasurer, Gee
Wildman; e. l.. Miller was reelected
chairman OF the board OF trustees
| Following the business meeting, G NJ
Burton gave stereopticon lecture In
the auditorium, and the evening
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their visit to Detroit, Thursday even
ing, March IA, no doubt many hearts
will be lost to the Canadians. The
Studio has its usual bright compile
ment Of news about musicians at
home and abroad and keeps up its
high standard, in every department.
~ 80
There promises to be an unusual
treat for Detroit concertgoers in the
visit of the Schubert choir, of Toron-
to. with two fine soloists, Thursday
evening, March IA, in the Light Guard
ar,nory. The Toronto organization,
under the direction of DR.. Herbert NJ
Fletcher, is said to be in the same
class with its sister organization of
the same city, the Mendelssohn choir.
except that the latter Is a choral
body of greater numbers. The Men,
delssohn has Just given concert in
New York with the Thomas SYM
phony orchestra, after an absence OF
five years and the praise OF the New
York critics was so enthusiastic that
the Canadians must have felt very
much elated. For the concert of the
Schubert choir, in Detroit, Miss Elsa
Kellner, OF New York, and Dalton
Baker, the English baritone, will be
the soloists. Miss Kellner made a
acknowledgements few weeks ago
: in one OF the Sunday afternoon Gar
rick concerts and her temperance
is looked forward to with pleasure.
Mr.. Baker has not appeared In De
troit before, although he came to this
city year ago prepared to fulfill a
concert engagement which through
bad management failed to lake place.
The program arranged by DR.. Fetch
er for his choir will present the or
ganization in varied forms Of choral
singing. The seat sale is now open
in Grinnells.
A charming suite for piano called
my Lady's Boudoir," by Mrs. Luella
Lockwood Moore, of Detroit, has had
such a wide vogue that NJ Witmark
& Sons, the well-known publishers,
have just issued new edition. The
suite includes Perfume" barcarolle;
Chiffon" caprice; old Brocade'
pastourelle; High Heels and Buck
les" ballata; Powder and Rouge"
fantasia; La Chatelaine" impromptu.
The selections are as dainty and pref
ty as the titles are attractive. An
arrangement Of the suite for orches-
ira has been made and MY Lady
Boudoir" may be found on theater
and cafe programs all over the coun-
try. Mrs. Moore has dedicated "Chif-
fon" to Mile. Dazzle, the well-known
Detroit dancer. The compositions fol.
low the accepted lines OF the form
in which they are written and show
an ingenious gift for evolving pretty
melody without aefffleihg originality
in treatment.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09
AVENUE.
Shakespeare At Hangtown
by w. o. McGEEHAN.

adm OF was a o scribe
cou read
Andan acto the
I am / ~
It's we'll draw the col
Yep tragic--which Joke
exciting cultured Hangown folk
wasp the
was n
VI .
padners dent look
I'M or
Yes the u Hangown
lis KIN
Audit sheriff mad a o Mr..
Bronco etc Jun a
He wasclu
{ he o a
his Is too
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pany In comedy playlet entitled.
Busted Aspirations" which contains
plenty OF food for laughter. A pleas
ing act will be that of Hurst and Kel-
cey. who will offer 10 minutes OF dane
ing and comedy. The Peers, comedy
bar artists, are clever artists Doran
and Strong are minstrel graduates and
do eccentric dancing and singing as
well as q few capers on the slide
trombone. Johnny Eckert and com
pany Will be seen In a tabloid musical
comedy entitled, won by Wireless"
The Five Avallons, tight-wire experts,
In wire work and ground acrobatics,
will complete a bill of vaudeville In
which comedy predominates. Selected
motion pictures, with pipe organ ac-
compartments, will contribute TO the
entertainment as usual.
FAMILY.
Life and merriment feature the. bill
In the Family theater next week. To
begin with, there is Dewars Circus.
providing novel entertainment for both
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closed with Informal dancing IN ~
boys gymnasium.
o.
The annual gymnastic exhibItIQu
OF Detroit SocIaler Turnverein VIII
he given, Sunday evening, In The Do
troit opera house
o.
The social committee OF the LadIc9
union of the Church Of Our Father,
wttt=gfTez Patrick SCI tcrf1iz1
men. In the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. y.
s. Jennings, No. 81 Garfeld-ave-.
Monday evening, March Is.
o.
Adolph Amberg IL a guest In the
Hotel Chalfonte, Atlantic City.
o.
The Mems association OF the JET
ferson-ave. Presbyterian church VIII
hold the monthly supper. Friday eve
ming. March Is, at $50 o'clock, ~
Newberry chapel. THE initiative,
referendum and recall win be de
cussed by John b. Howarth and Hen
ry M. Campbell.
%
A large audience gathered In the
Museum of Art, Friday evening, %
hear an interesting, illustrated Leo
tire on Pottery" by Prof. Charles
Binns, of Alfred, NJ. Y. one OF the
noted clay workers and potters o.
the country.
Detroit branch OF the international
Sunshine society, Is planning an en-
tertainment for the benefit Of the
work, to be given after Easter.
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"a Wv OaA0
ers' union he will
have much to say
and do should the
soft coal miners
throw down their
picks and shovels
March LIST.
. o
Secretary OF War
Stimson escorted
his dog to the
White House the
other day. While
Stimson was talk
fng to the presi-
dent Congressman
Cooper, Of Wis
C o n S In, tripped
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09
IN THE LOCAL PtAY-HOUSES

In an actress. learns that she Is his
sons wife. There are numerous COM
ical episodes. some OF which are staged
IN New York's Chinatown. The Judge
Is nlnXed- -the-Irish- eaHaadiap-1oa
Row or Flats" for seven years. Others
In the company are; Lillian Smailey.
prima donna; Wood and Meadows.
singers. dancers and smart takers; the
Melrose Comedy Four and caliente, a
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09
MUSIC

Miss Eva Woodward Lord will give
an invitational piano recital Tuesday
evening, March II, in the Church OF
Our Father. Miss Lord will be as
sisted IN one of her numbers by her
teacher, Mrs. Louise Unsworth Cragg
OF the Detroit College of Music, who
will play the orchestral accompani-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09

tured with the Primrose and West,
Haverly, German Bros. and AL @. Fields
Ministries and several other well-known
purtance Will be the Seven Melroy Kid
Kidders in a miniature musical COM
cdy, in which they will Introduce the
latest song hits and clean comedy. This
act has just completed a successful
tour OF the east. others on the bill
will be Eva Thatcher, in a round OF
Irish songs; the Luigi Picaro troupe OF
whirlwind and comedy acrobats; Flo
Adler. known as the popular singer OF
popular songs" and her company Of
youngsters: Mae and Karl Lang, eccen-
trio comedy entertainers. in new rou-
tine OF song and dances; Clever Clark,
who juggles on the wire; the Musical
FTar klins, introducing the one-man
brass band, and carefully selected pho
to plays.
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ment. Mr.. La Vine is we'll known In
tho musical comedy field and the sup
porting company has been carefully Sc
iected.
Charles Howe and company will pre-
sent the playlet, THE Broken Heart"
which has a strong vein OF pathos: as
we'll as some excellent comedy. The
act has played the Miles before and has
made good Mr. Howe In a brother OF
Sam Howe the famous impersonator OF
Hebrew types He will have the sup
port OF Miss Belle Mitchell. said TO be
talented young actress. Finn and Ford,
pair OF blackface entertainers well
known TO vaudeville patrons, viii con-
tribute a dancing and talking speciality.
Jessie Bell promises a singing novelty
unlike anything ever seen before on
the local stage. Arthur Rigby. the
popular minstrel man, Will entertain
ing a budget of jokes fresh from the
hopper. The Baader-LaVelle troupe or
comedy cyclists have perfected mum.
Der OF sensational feats since their last
visit to Detroit and VIII make an I'M
portant contribution to~the program.
which will close with the Gaumont
Weekly world views via the Milescope
Harry r. Hayward & Co will present
in the Miles theater for the first time
in Detroit, the week OF March IL. the
two-act playlet. The Firehy ~ tells
n thrilling story OF n railroad episode,
with realistic effects One Of the scenes
shows a train rushing along at full
speed.
GAYETY.
The new musical burlesque, The
Winning Widow" will be offered by
Max Spiegel TO patrons OF the Gayety
theater, next week. beginning Sunday
afternoon. 'The Winning Widow Is
full OF action and is said to be staged
most deliberately. The comicalities are
clean and wholesome and are brought
out by cast OF players OF whom
Florence Mills, Joe M. Fields and Geo.
ia Scanlon are the chief fun makers.
They will be assisted by company OF
80, mostly show girls, AS special
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09
MILES.

A musical satire on DIR. Cook and
Walter Wellman bearing the title rhe
the topliner OF the Miles bill for next
week. IL will be presented by Arthur
Lavine and company OF 10 people:
with an unusually elaborate scenic ana
touches.
The story concerns a German aviator
named Schultz, who takes party or
friends from Coney Island TO the north
pole In his airship. IL Is described as
screaming travesty on the adventures
OF Or. Cook. Walter Wellman and 9TH
ers who have figured conspicuously In
the worlds news, and II In said to pro-
vide so minutes or rafting good fun.
with numerous musical diversions.
There IL a pony ballet. which contrib
utss a liberal share OF the entertain
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09

Monday evening when former Con-
gresham DENLY will talk on "The
-eid and new China.
80
Raymond Dulitz, the violinist, play
ed three movements from Goldmark's
first suite for violin In the program
or the Chamber Music society. We'd
nesday evening. Mrs. Clara Koehler
Heberlein played the accompani-
m. auta
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09
A Laughing Chorus

Oh, such q commotion under the ground
When March called, "Ho, there! ho!"
Such spreading OF rootlets far and wide,
Such whispering and fro,--
And Are you ready?" the Snowdrop asked,
"Tis time TO start, you know"
Almost my dear" the Scilla replied;
"T'l follow you 60" .
Then "Ha! ha! hal" chorus came
or laughter soft and low,
From the millions of flowers under the ground
Yes, millions beginning to
"Il promise by blossoms" the Crocus said
when hear the bluebrds sing"
And straight thereafter, Narcssus cried
my silver and gold I'll bring"
And they dulled," another spoke,
THE Hyacinth bells shall ring"
And the Violet only murmured I'm here"
And sweet grew the air OF spring.
Then "Ha! ha! hal" chorus came
OF laughter soft and low,
From the millions OF flowers under the ground
Yes, millions, beginning to grow.
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popular Spanish dancer. fresh from the
European music halls. In addition to
these entertainers ana specialists. the
company includes kid" Garfield. who
10 offered as an extra added attrac-
ton Canneld . reformed western
gambler, who has led a wild and VEN
turesome life and has played his
game with some or the most notori-
Gus OF the gamblers and outlaws. He
tells the story OF his life. but the prin-
cipal feature OF his act is an expose
or the crooked methods employed by
some gamblers to get the money or
their victims. the use OF sleeve devices
to fill poker hand and OF a stop-but-
ton on roulette wheels. how to short
change and the like.
-
COLUMBIA.
Among the attractive features on
next weeks program In the Columbia
theate- are Adams, Hartleigh and
Remy In "A Little Bit OF Everything"
including singing. dancing. talking
and comedy, and Lahl Cecil and COM
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young and old. The dogs and ponies In
this aggregation are accompanied Oy
the unridable mule. "IIee Haw. which
IN rerkuneu IN .vaudeviHe cIrcles as
be Alice Mortlocks comedy playlet
"He." presented by Miss Pearl stearns
and Harry Royale. The author or the
sketch Is a native OF Detroit. where her
mother still lives. Tom and Edith Al
mond will be seen I'm a breezy singing
and dancing act Carver and oliver
have an original domestic comedy emil
tied- ..GettinE-X tSer.zrhich- ts-said 10
be very IaughabIe. The Three Q'Con-
ner sisters present bits OF musical COM
edy in vaudeville way and all three
are said TO be clever dancers. Ford anu
Laird promise such life I'm their black
face singing sketch. which ls Inter
spersed with sparks OF interesting dia-
loGue The Allmans win be seen In a
musical act OF the white and-b black va
riety Jack and Eta Cassins appear
I'm a skit, THE Reuben and the Sou
brette." Koran and Van will present q
juvenile singing and dancing act OF
their own creation. Miss Emily Fisher
and Jack Sanderson will be heard In
new illustrated songs. Motion pictures
complete the bill
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-03-09
About People.

John Moore is a big man, physically
and as trade unionist. AS president
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performances.

whom he IL very fond and II IL not an
unusual sight TO witness hundred
children ON the staga during a matinee
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Out of the Mouths of Babes

Feaeher-"Now, Tommy can yor
name something that viii nor
freezer" ~
Little Elmer-"Papa, give me some
money"
Papa--"Why do you want money.
Elmer"
Little Elmer-"Well, suppose a
robber was TO stop me and say, Your
money or your life and l hadn't any
money"
Small Bobby-"Grandma. what have
you done with your teeth?"
Grandma had them all pulled
cut, my dear. :,
Small Bobby-"And did grandpa
have all his hair pulled out too?"
Grandma-"well, Charley, you're
an uncle now, and suppose you are
proud OF it,"
Small Charley-"You are. mistaken
grandma, I'm not an uncle
Grandma Tin surprise)-"Why
not?"
Small Charley Cause sisters
baDy Is girl So ] must be an aunt
Chicago News.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
A man thinks he is in love with a
girl she knows he Is.
The only way most people can keep
from spending any money they get is
TO lose IL.
What a man enjoys about late
supper is how his doctor has warned
him never to do II.
Ncwadays the only safe way for a
married man TO stay late at night
working in the office is TO have the
telephone out OF order so his wife
can't find he isn't there.-New York
Press.