The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-08-18
ToITHE HEART BY WAY OF THE
STOMACH.

STOMACH.
"rhe farmers of the country sur
rounding Guthrie are now Delhg en-
gased by the Woman's Chamber Oh
Commerce of that city to haul the
furniture. archives and records OF
the various state departments back
TO Guthrie following the regular elec-
lion in November, says an item
which is going the rounds of the
press. 1t Is estimated that to 40
the Job in one day. at least one
thousand teams ana two thousand
teamsters and helpers will be lequir-
ed The news item says further that
when the first half of the distance
has been covered the men will be
rested and served with substantial
meals. by the Woman's Chamber OF
Commerce. In the evening "A
banquet will be served at the Guth-
rie city hall"
And thus it has been since the
first poor, trusting man fell before
the shrine of witchine smiles, of curry
ed and ruby lips and roguish eyes,
away back before the time of modern
tailors in the garder of Eden. If
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negotiations for the wedding on
earth by serving Adam with IA fruit
banquet and at the same time brought
about the removal of the worlds cap
itol from it's first location. With a
banquet the first woman not only
started nomadsc system of CAPT
tolls, inaugurated and introduced 'he
first fashion plate, made possible the
merchant tailor, the harem skirt and
the siXteen-button stocking, but she
found that the way to mans heart
lay through his stomach,
For sixty centuries, on sandy
wastes and in Arcldlas gardens, in
summers heat and vinter's chill, the
descendants of Eve have tempted the
hearts of man with "banquets' When
ali other arts and wiles have failed
tho fond mamma usually lands the
bashful and backward Lothario with
bunch Of coffee cake and a few spoons
of wind pudding When all other
plans have failed and a girl is fast
the cat and canary bird
age, few morsels of ham and eggs,
prepared with special care and served
under some unpronouncablo name will
bring the hesitating sissy boy to her
feet and place The orange blossoms
on her hair.
And now in the second stunt OF
the shuttledoor and battleCock game
Of capital removal in the peerless
:, ate of Oklahoma, the fair daugh-
ters of the lady ruler of Eden. are
with frying pan and
'hafing dish
IT is true that time will not permit
he serving of fruits to every voter
with longing stomach in the state,
Dut men are chivalIous beasts and |
strong on the helping hand business
,nd 20 tbo ,,,,oy, nl.I,h,,,,, ,..,,r
thinks for one moment thar his one
little vote will help to feed two thou
sand sons of Adam-well the capitol /
,an be removed from the garden
again
Poets may sing OF vouptuous bos- (
,ms and parted lips, of painting breath .
and dewey eyes, of peach blow cheeks
and perfumed hair; heroines may
Drance about the stage and appeal to
he better natures of the villains:
nammas may dress their angel
daughters in all the frills and fur
Ielows which have come down to us
" natural mode of evolution from
he first decollete gown OF fig leaves
but the fact still remains stronger
nan fiction, that the short road to
mans heart lies through his stom.
ch
il Oklahoma City would retain the
apitoi Il would be well for the fair