Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1912-09-26
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

FOR CONGRESS
Hon. FRANK o. SMITH.
OF Calvert County
THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 2s. 1912.
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And still II rains.
TUESDAY next is the First Day of
Registration.
Travelling with Col. Roosevelt is con-
ducive to loss of sleep.
Everybody's doing it. Doing what
Carrying an umbrella.
Colorado is full of radium. Often
wondered what allied that State.
Scarcely straw hat left to tell the
tale. All of them drowned in the rain.
There is no such thing as Jupiter
plugius wearying of welding that wa
tering can of his.
The question of Intervention could be
settled satisfactorily by sending all the
boneheads into Mexico.
A good campaign button for Colonel
Roosevelt would be picture of Ana
Mas done in Standard oil.
Lemons are way upl Maybe the
voters are cornering the supply to
hand out in November to Teddy and
Taft.
When il comes to contest as to
which of our actors put the han" in
Hamlet. each will attempt to prove an
alibi.
If the Bull Moosers object to being
bounced out of their federal jobs, they
should change their minds on this third
party business.
The great Marconi. inventor of the
wireless. has been injured in an auto
mobile wreck. For what is the auto
not responsible
The Bull Moose candidate proceeds
on the theory that man can solve
great public problems and at the same
time be one himself.
Tho foil xxgnAdfneF AnnQnnlfQ
is slow pickings. What Have all the
Ensigns of the class 1912 married, OF
are there no more Annapolis girls left?
Never mind the prediction of that
physician that there will be a genera.
tIon without stomachs. 1t is just as
we'll to proceed with a reduction of the
cost of living.
The official statement makes the ma
tive born grit his teeth until he digs
into the subject and finds that there
has been some grand and lofty figure
juggling.
AS the weather grows cooler the sup
ply of hot air increases. This seems
contrary to the laws of nature. but
spellbinding is outside of the laws of
nature -Hagerstown Globe.
Minnesota has produced an ear of
corn with four other ears growing out
of it. Probably refers to what is go
ing to grow out of the present political
situation What soothsayer had the
dream book last?
In the past forty years our Treasury
has profited to the extent of $780,
600, 900 in 'seignorage" (the difference
between the prices of bullion and the
face vaule of the coin). Quite little
high finance trust, as it were.
Mr. Bryan declines to keep quiet
while MIR. Roosevelt appropriates his
ideas He insists that Mr.. Roosevelt's
good ideas are Democratic ideas. and
that he should be made to do with his
issues what the cold storage people are
sometimes made to do with their eggs
--''mark the date on them. =" We are |
afraid Teddy" will lose his temper if |
Mr.. Bryan persists in saying such un
pleasant things. Baltimore Sun.
Distinguished English scientist visit |
ing here says mournfully that matri- |
mony anud babies are decreasing and |
woman is TO blame. And his front !
name isn't Adam, at that.
According 70 the United States Bu
reau of Education, only three persons
out of ten thousand in Germany are
unable to read or write. while the pro-
portion of illiteracy in Great Britain
is $50 per 10000. as against no per
10000 in the United States.