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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-06-15

chas. Magic,
Arch M. Harris,
Go. w. Humphrey,
w. D. Bare,
J. w. EIlenberger,
=. c. Darby.
Thomas {. Lewis,
n. Welsaerber,
Jno. p. Betters,
Edw. Wright,
chas. Wright,
Thomas Mullaney.
Frederick Grueber,
Geo. Livingston,
w. w. Whltmysr,
Chas. Hanke,
Geo. w. Spencer,
s. =. Haeer,
James Anderson,
Edward Detrow,
s. r. Graves,
Frank MiIlIaan.
Joseph Baumann,
Theo. e. Wells,
Benz. Heston,
J.. e. Ambrose,
Albert NermiIIion,
Frank Green,
J. z. Byhanna,
J. z. NermiHIon,
Huston 7. Woods,
John cehrine,
Q. L. Miller,
John Morgan.
Charles Dlscher.
Black Prince Lodge No. fs-
Chas. Amlek,
chas. Dannenberu,
w. n. Ellsworth,
VIM. Foster,
a. D. Garden,
c. =. Held,
VIM. Hendricks,
Nick Herbert,
Jas. johnson,
VIM. Joy,
chas. kreIter.
o. a. Lewis. NJ. D.,
c. a. Msbon.
Geo. Miller.
chss- Moore,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-06-15

a most interesting program has been
prepared in honor OF the deceased
members OF the Organization. Rev.
J. II. Hess. P. C.. pastor OF the North
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-06-15

Otto Tyson.
VIM Hiidebrsnc.
John MoDermott
}. n. Moore.
John s. Lowe.
ssmT Lyman.
John Turnbisxer.
J. s. Smith. N. D.
n. W. csrtIey,
Sam1 Herssy.
Jas. Holland,
VIM. koohnilne,
John leasure,
Geo. Leonard.
Ohio Valley Lodge No. a.
r. n. Philips.
=. J. Schuman,
Jacob Hamm,
David kurner,
Albert Sehafer,
Harry Goodwin.
VIM Greer.
Thoa Collins,
W. s. Cox.
John Minis.
Stephen Crawford,
VIM. Colts,
VIM, Gray.
John Mosier.
chas. syivIs,
VIM. n. Gill, ST.,
Jos. p. Kuhn,
g. 3. Jones,
c. r. Miner,
Jas. Waterhouse,
A. N. Bone,
Samuel Uselton,
Conrad Peters,
Hoae Shlvely,
L. N. Britt.
B. Stanley,
Jas. s. Johnson,
Jacob lalng,
Hugh Boyd,
chas. Welmer,
J.. W. Wells,
G. Schul.
c. J. christman,
Geo. Sisson.
c. 3. crymble.
Elmer Chapman,
Adam RotmIer,
chas. z. Henry,
David A. Henry,
r. T. MeNiehoI,
Edw. Higgins,
E. N. Woodruff,
Ralph March,
Edward Baeher,
L. c. Bowen.
Wheeling Lodge No. ia
w. n. Wright.
John n. Mason,
Elmer NJ. keeeh,
n. L. sehlosser,
Samuel Sloan,
William Teasdale,
George A. Wood.
George D. Culver.
Chas. 3. Fleming,
Jacob A. Britt,
Andrew Marshall,
J. =. Cline,
VIM. n. LoeffIer,
VIM. =. Hughes, =. =. =.
j. r. Butts.
Jas. c. Mansparaer,
Thomas NJ. carVln,
Henry MecIuskey,
o. z. Phillips,
Robert Aanew,
Daniel D. Ingram,
Benz. ?. Snyder,
Albert Younqman,
Elmer e. carlln,
A.. =. Friend,
e. N. Gill,
A. D. Howe.
VIM. p. Mekelvey,
c. D. snodsrasS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1912-06-15

Hugh Morrison,
3. w. PeIi,
VIM. Schneider.
John Schanaman,
John Stewart,
c. w. Stoeker,
Louis n. Walther,
Lawrence Walter,
August Warneeke,
Burk Watson,
Jos. Weisaerber,
Peter Wendell, Jr.
j. c. Beck.
chas. Albright.
J.. w. Blstchley,
Albert Bond,
Chas. BORING,
Matt. Carpenter,
3. J. Ellefritz.
Bernard Feeke,
Isaac Freeze,
r. o. Gary,
Jas. Hannah,
Christ. Hedrlek.
SamIl L. Hirst,
A. w. Kline,
I. c. Marks,
SSNV W1NFlNf
G. W. Phillips,
c. 2. J. Schneider.
Chas. n. Staub,
A. w. Thomas.
Frank W. Wslther,
n. NJ. Wolf.
Franw West,
VIM. Allen.
Geo. Hobstetter.
Philip Hoffman.
Henry NoIte,
John Powell,
John W. sehuitze,
Andrew Thomas,
J. G. Frazier,
Harry Jump,
Philip Zimmerman,
sam1 5eekman,
W. clohn,
chas. Ditmoore,
J. 3. Stein,
s. 3. swayne,
J. G. Vale,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
TYPHOID OYSTERS
SOLD HERE BY THE
MILLION, IT'S SAID
Agriculture Bulletin Will De-
clare Jamaica Bay Breeding
Ground Is Heavily Polluted.

DR.. George W. stiles of the Depart
ment Of Agriculture will In q few days
Issue at Washington a bulletin alleging
that millions OF the oysters dumped
into the New York parket rsek with
typhoid germs. 1t is said to-day that
a portion Of the bulletin criticizing the
attitude OF Health Commissioner Lederie
Of New York on the oyster question
was expunged In the ONCE OF the Sec
rotary Of Agriculture.
Part OF the eliminated matter was
Dr.. Lederie's statement of last De-
cember that 'diligent Investigation has
failed to trace any cases Of typhoid
fever. for several years past to the
eating Of oysters"
This statement came two months after
DR.. Stiles had traced 127 cases OF ty-
phoid to oysters dredged in Jamaica
Bay last fall. DR.. Stiles devctes .
chapter Of the bulletin to the history OF
these 1,7 cases.
The Board of Health of New York has
apparently now reached the conclusion
that there may be danger from oysters.
for It yesterday pa0ed . resolution
making Il unlawful 20 sen oysters from
polluted waksrs.
TIE stiles bulletin covers an investl-
gAtion Of the oyster dredging buSinsss
m the vicinity Of New York and In New
England. BY charts and data II shows
that tens Of millions of oysters ere bred
and doatsd In waters which are used a.
the outlets for the sewage and refuse
Of New York and other cities. II II
shown that . large proportion Of the
oysters which have been served On New
York tables are OF this GLASS
DR.. Stiles shows that q. ooo. 900 gallons
of sewage and refuse 60 into Jamaica
Bay daily. II IL estimated that at least
1. 900. 900 oysters are bred and foated in
the bay waters each year. Most Of
them 70 to New York.
The Stiles bulletin was completed some
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18

months ago and was then referred to
the Secretary of Agriculture. 1t was re-
vlsed and signed by DR.. Wiley shortly
BREEDERS THOUGHT lEpeRlE
DEFENSE WORTH 100000.
There was great alarm among the
oyster breeders OF New York last No
vsmber when DIR. Stiles was making his
investigation OF oyster contamination as
1t affected this city. The dealers saw
dangers to their fat profits.
The Lederle statement already quoted
a. 10 the freedom OF New York from
illness due TO oysters was Issued under
the caption Of Health News-S. Bulletin
No. s' and dealt with typhoid fever.
The oyster dealers welcomed tbs
statement and made much Of It. An
article in q well known blvalvs publ
cation declared that "Commi ssioner
Lederle's report was worth At least
s1.Ooo.oOo to oyster men,
This publication. In commenting on
the Lederle report Immediately after 1t
was issued. said:
commissioner Lederle, New York
City Board of Health, stated In a re-
port that after many years OF careful
study he had been unable to trace any
disease TO oysters and during these
years oysters had been foated.
Health Commissioner Lederle Of this
city has announced that an investiga-
ton covering a period OF several years
has failed to discover any typhoid that
could be traced to eating oysters. and
the Wholesale Oyster Dealers Associa-
ton OF this city. knowing how silly Is
this idea that typhoid Is caused by
eating oysters. has decided to circulate
5000 copies OF the Lederle report
DR.. Wiley has prepared magazine
article describing conditions In oyster
breeding waters around New York and
In New England. He warns the public
against buying oysters from polluted
waters
DR.. Wiley compares tho position taken
by DR.. Lederle on the oyster business
With the findings Of the Department Of
Agriculture.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18

lONilAdam Sixth goth ED ShsNew CiW-o@
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
FEEL SHAKY, BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
OR C0NST|PATED2 TAKE CASCARETS

Sick headaches! Always trace them to
lazy liver. delayed. fermenting food in
the bowels or sick stomach. Poisonous,
constipated matter, gases and bile gener-
ated in the bowels. instead Of being
carried out by the system. is reabsorbed
into the blood. When this poison reaches
the delicate brain tissue il causes conges-
ton and that dull. sickening headache.
Cascarcts remove the cause by stimu-
lsting the liver. making the bile and con-
stipation poison move on and out Of the
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
CRANK HANDLE HIT HIM.

Fireman Il Knocked senselsss
When Motor Engine 'Back-rffes.s
George Huplftx engineer Of the new
iN horsepower motor engine Of Com
pany No. % ct Fire Headquarters was
crankins the machine this morning when
the engine ''back-fred." Tho crank
handle flew back and struck Hupiitz on
the head. He staggered back and fell
unconscious. DR.. Eaton OF the Presby-
terrain Hospital. attended him and he
was removed to that institution. He had
two bad cuts on top of the head and
another over the right eye. but his skull
was not fractured.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18

bowels. The effect Is almost instantane.
Gus. Ladies. whose sensitive organisms
are especially prone to sick headaches.
need not suffer. for they can be quickly
cured by Cascarets. One taken tonight
will straighten you out by morning.
l0-cent box will keep your head clear,
stomach sweet, liver and bowels regular
and make you feel bright and cheerful
for months. Children need Cascarets
too-they love them because they taste
good and never grippe or sicken.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
owes $3.50 In Alimony, She Says

Mrs.. DAISY l.. Jordan of No. All
West One Hundred and Fifty-fourth
street yesterday, got from Justice
Dusro an order requiring Arthur NJ.
Jordan of the Ferncliff Hotel. New
Rochelle, to show cause why he should
not be punished for having allowed
arrears of $3.50 to accumulate In his
alimony payments. Jordan was d.
yorced on Jan. 20, 1910, $25 . week
being allowed to Mrs Jordan. On May
2, 1910. Jordan was married again at
Nav London. Conn. to Mrs. Mary
Cameron, widow OF . Canadian mine
owner .-.AA.--
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
$3.50 Victor
Combination
Mattress, S3.75

These mattresses are thoroughly
made; the combination filling is
thichy padded on top and bottom and
all around the edges with genuine
cotton felt. The mattress is about
eight inches thick. making II the best
wearing and the most comfortable
Of its kind.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
VOCATIONAL TEACHER NEEDED
IN EACH DISTRICT.

'sWhst w need 10 . vocational
ksAehss IN every district. One who. after
10 SrtsS talk with thu children. viii be
lahls to advise what - the best course
lol study to pursue. and along what lines
(eaGh one win make . SUCCESS ct >busi-
ben, Thea We should have vocational
&sheeia where the pupils may be al
tsWsd to DEVELOP what 10 best In them.
QAo schools should be maintained with
H. desire OF starting the pupils up in
business. and not simply for the benefit
pe those few who have money enough
ae 90 to college,. and who could easily
afford 70 have Q private tutor.
'Srhs classes in our schools are too
1aSGs for the teacher to reach and help
the individual pupil. The element OF
personal contact or individual interest
10 almost extinct In the relations he
tween teacher and pupils. The methods
Az inslastic. In the modern classroom
tho child who does not respond to moth
o>s laid down by the powers above
which. by the way. never come In direct
contact with the child-fall by the edu-
cstiona. wayside. The most earnest
tea cher cannot save him. because the
'system' allows absolutely no time for
special cases.
'IR the old days. when public school
pupils were thoroughly grounded In
their three RS. their parents taught
them how 10 care for their bodies an ]
Nvuis, how 10 help around homo and
how to play, They were taught trades
" stern apprenticeship. during which
,neir masters permitted them to go "a
ichool or study evenings. To-day. the
teacher takes In large measure the place
OF both parent and master. The teacher
must give instruction In hygiene and
sanitation. in sewing and dishwashing
supervise the Fairgrounds and plan rec
real ton. This Is all the fault OF the
system and unless conditions be bet
tered Immediately the parent will have
little control over the education of the
children"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
Fine Felt Mat
tresses Reduced
~

A luxurious mattress; perfectly san
itary. non-absorbent. dust proof and
vermin proof; made Of genuine layer
felt, covered in fine quality Of fancy
striped ticking. Made to your order
in one part. You can select your own
coverings.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-09-18
GRAFT IN SCHOOL
SYSTEM IN HAND
WITH POLITICS
Arthur T. Vance Declares
Teachers Are Cogs of a
Great Machine.
T HEY ARE HELPERS.
Vocational Schools Needed,
He Says-Lessons Are Too
Complicated.
T HEY ARE HELPERS.

Our entire educational system Is ria.
eisd with politics and graft. The gen.
sri public knows this, yet nothing 10
Being done to alleviate matters"
This assertion was made to-day By
Arthur +. Vance, VINO writes an article
on whats Wrong With Our Public
schools" In Ootober's Pictorial Review.
from the members Of the Board Of
0duoatfon who let contracts for new
buildings TO the superntendents or
coumittsemen who make frequent
changes In methods and text books.
whSoh SERVE principally 70 line the
pusess q publishing arms. II - riddisd
VII pstty pelttics and sFaft." b says.
"WAsa . nan MO has worked hard for
~ sucssas e Ais party y rssardsd -
paat 10 hold a important ef,os he n
frsgUsat1 rswarosd with . place on the
Roas1 4 DAaoasioA.
oar xyUeam' = entirely WRONG, but %
u Ne parsn&al Viewpoint. And II must
- saaos0sA through the parent. the
taxpayss aad pubic opinion.
~ eattrs youngsr gsn~ation Of to-
0ay y being educated with but one end
In NV. tat of being able to enter
eoaisga Yst only ons-tmth Of I per
grads Of the elementary schools ever
enter . ooueea- This I have found out
hy statistics.
rEAohERs MERE coos m THE
MACHINE.
Tho System' calls for the prepar-
ing Of studies that will enable q child
to pass college examinations. The aver
age teacher. finding his individuality and
inspiration crushed by the 'system. de-
generates into q we'll oiled, obedisnt
cog In the great machine He rscog-
nixes the fact that he 10 helping the
machine to turn out q defective eduoa-
,.onal product. but he forgets the
power OF public opinion to reform even
huge machine. And 20 the nation
suffers because the children Of to-day
are fitted to the needs OF the system.
and not the schools to the needs OF the
child"
Mr. Vance says he has made . per-
sonal Investigation OF the public schools.
and found the same mistakes occurring
In the rural school houses a. happen
every day in large city.
Through methods which lead TO the
college door. We are teaching our chill
dren how to enjoy what they earn. but
We neglect to teach them how to earn
what they are capable Of enjoying" he
says. The course Of study Is too COM
plicstsd to prepare the average child
foF the position he must take In the
Industrial ana social world. The boy
OF girl who must leave the graded
school or during his second year in
tAe high school to become a wage
sssnss v burdsnsd with branches OF
wa3us only To those pupils preparing
|fes esasss
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
.2fBAllARouN .;2B
.iRst10USE

Use equal parts OF alcohol and kero-
sene for removing oil paint from the
hands. Shake well before using.
Rub the liquid we'll into the skin
which has been daubed by the paint.
Then wash the hands with a good
soap Dry the hands thoroughly.
II the alarm clock rings too loudly
for the peace Of the household slip
an elastic band around the bell to d..
minish the noise: the wider the band
the stronger the suppression. and a
few experiments will demonstrate Just
what width is most desirable.
Apply kerosene literally to any cop.
per. vessel which has become discol.
ored: then wash with hot water and
soap.
When frying oysters try adding q
little baking powder to the flour in
which they are rolled. The oysters
increase greatly in size. are "puny"
and altogether very delicious.
In making little girls dresses with
the gored or p.eated skirts, take q
piece of selvage or flrm. straight piece
of material and sew 1t along the CEN
ter back seam; 1t will prevent them
from hanging lower in the back than
In the front.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
NEEDED IN THE SEWING ROOM
convsnienees and Comforts That
Tighten Work for Mothers Of
Large Families.

A good steady table for cutting.
with brass headed tacks set in the
side for measuring fractions OF yards
and full yard.
Fat pincushions full of pins at
tached to the sewing machine or to
one corner Of the cutting table. also
a cushion Of safety pins.
Large, blunt shears. pointed scis.
sors and small curved scissors to use
In cutting under the arm when fitting
Plenty Of needles of various sizes.
also an emery and boxes OF thread
from 40 to 80, each number being In
a separate box.
A motion" box full of binding dress
shields, betting and other accessories
for the home dressmaker.
Pencils and chalk for marking lines
and dots on goods Also some bristol
board to use to make hens straight
on thin goods.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
GOOD THINGS IN COMBINATION
Differently Handled, This Dough Mix
turs May D Employed In at
least Six Ways.

From this recipe six things can bs
made: Quart Of sifted -four. half cup
Of butter. nvs level teaspoons of bak-
ing powder. teaspoon sugar, half 4
easpoon salt. Siftfiou and baking pow.
der together. rub butter into -four with
hand and mix all together with sweet
milk enough to make a soft dough.
l. Pie crust
:. Biscuits BY patting out with the
hand to half inch In thickness and
cutting out.
8. Sand tarts BY rolling to half inch
and putting bits OF butter on 1t and
covering thickly with sugar; then roll
and cut from the roll about one and
one-half inch pieces and stand on end
to bake.
1. Shortcake by baking on round
dns or plate and splitting and spread
ing with uncooked berries sweet
aned
s. Dutch cake by putting raisins in
-four before mixing and baking In a
Ioaf.
6. Steamed pudding by rolling and
spreading with uncooked berries or
lam or marmalade and putting In q
granite dish to steam.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12

tor told me to 60 to hospital. l did
not like that idea very we'll, %, when I
saw your advertisement In . paper. I
wrote to you for advice, and have done ~
you told me. have taken Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Liver Pills, and now have my health.
"If sick and ailing women would only
know enough to take your medicine, they
would get relief. Mrs. BENZ. H. STAINS
Berry. Route 6, Box Is, Upper Sandusky.
Ohio.
II you have mysterious pains, irregu-
larity, backache, extreme nervousness,
Inflammation, liberation or displaee-
ment, don't wait too long, but try Lydia
e. Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound now.
For thirty years Lydia e. Pinkham's q
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, has been the standard remedy
for female ills, and such unquestionable
testimony as the above proves the value
Of this famous remedy and should give
every one confidence.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
Dutch Salad,

Soak three Dutch herrings in milk.
then cut OF the heads and tails and
cut herrings into haIf-inch pieces. add
two apples cut fine, two hard-boiled
eggs sliced thin, some cooked beets
cut fine, some celery and green onions
cut in very small pieces; season and
mix together; pour over some vim
aigrette sauce, which is made Of salad
oil, vinegar. finely chopped parsley.
finely chopped shallots. onions or
olives, with pepper and salt to taste.
in proportion of three tablespoons OF
oil to two of vinegar. tossing the mix.
ture together with fork lightly: II
liked, a little tarragon or chilli vine
gar. the other ingredients added ac-
cording to taste; pour the sauce over
the salad. sprinkle with chopped gher.
kins.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
Remarkable Bible Verses,

The eighth verse of the third chap
ter of Zephaniah contains every let
ter. including the finals. Of the He
brew language. while one will find in
the twenty-flrst verse OF the sew.
enth chapter Of Ezra every letter Of
the English alphabet except ]. The
verse reads as follows: And I. even
l. AItaxerxes the King, do make .
decree to all the treasures which are
beyond the river, that whatsoever
Ezra the priest, the scribe Of the law
Of the God of heaven. shall require
of you. 1t be done speedily.'-Youth's
World.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
RASH ALL OVER BABY's BODY
Itched So He Could Not Sleep

"on July 27, 1909. we left Boston for
. trip to England and Ireland, taking
baby with US. After being in Ireland
a few days nasty rash came out all
over his body. We took him to a doc
tor who gave US medicine for him.
The trouble started In the form of q
rash and was all over baby's body,
head and face. at different times. It
irritated, and he would scratch 1t with
all his might. The consequence was
1t developed into sores, and we were
afraid 1t would leave nasty scars on
his face.
when We reached England we took
baby to another doctor, who said his
condition was due to change of food
and climate. and gave more medicine.
The rash got no better. and 1t used to
itch and burn at night SO bad that the
child could not sleep. He was COM
pletely covered with 1t at different
times. 1t was at this time that my
mother advised us to try Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. After using Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for
about nine months the places disap-
peared. There are not any scars, or
other kind Of Disagreement, and baby
is completely cured by the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. We have no fur
ther trouble with baby's skin. Moth
ing stopped the itching, and allowed
baby to sleep but Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment" (Signed) Mrs.
Margaret Gum. 20 Burrell ST., Rox-
bury, Mass, March IL, 1911.
Although Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment are sold everywhere, a sample
Of each. with 32-page book, will be
mailed free on application to Cuti-
cura," Dept. L, Boston.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
cabbaa. Chow chow.

When sorting over your cabbage In
he fall or spring you Will find much
that is unstable and yet can be used
IN the table. That is very rich.
Chop fine three gallons of cabbage,
,ne quart opions and three cans Of
green peppers. add salt, pepper and
.elery, seed to suit taste. Pour over
Ill one pint of vinegar and one pint Of
water. Mix we'll. then add three cans
of ripe tomatoes and mix. Place in
stone jar 1t will keep well. Serve
IS chow chow with meats of ali
kinds.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
The Influence Of HeredIty.

We'll Jimpson." said Wimpleton, 81
sDderstand the stork has visited your
gA-age."
YES" said Jimpson. my chauffeur
~ fine bouncing baby-wonderful
case of heridity. too. Wimp | went in
TO see the little beggar last night and
- honks like horn. and sqends most
q his tine lying on his back blowing
automobubbles"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
Just a Small Part.

While entering Chicago on a recent
trip, T. E. Fisher, general passenger
agent Of the Colorado & Southern,
pointed at track his train was cross
Ing, and said to the porter:
SIS that the Burlington, porter?"
The ebony-hued attendant cast a
wise glance out of the window, nodded
slowly and replied:
Eyes, sub, that's a portion of the
system, sub, portion Of It,"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
Poor Brown.

Sorry. Brown" said the doctor, aft
q the examination. you're In very
serious condition. I'm afraid I'll have
to operate on you."
"Operate!" gasped Brown. "Why,
haven't the money for operations. I'm
only poor working man."
you're insured, are you not?"
"Yes, but 1 don't get that until aft
or I'm dead"
"Oh. that'll be all right said the
doctor consolingly.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
Denied the AIIeoatlor

Denied the Allegation.
''You are being trodden under foot"
howled the campaign orator. "You
are surrounded by neuroucs-there IL
paranoiac standing at your very el-
bow, an" "Stop roight there"
yelled Pat. stop there. There's not
a par-por-there's not one of thin
there fellers in the whole crowd. Me
and Mike don't associate with such
bloomin' furriners."
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
In . Few Words,

In Surrey court an old woman was
put in the witness box to tell what
she knew about the annihflation of a
prize pig by motor car. Being sworn.
she was asked If she had seen the car
kill the pig in question.
II seed IT.
'Then," said counsel. tell the court
in as few words as possible Just how
e occurred"
"That can. zur. It Just footed and
tuck him."
The Holly chieftain., 1912-04-12
Logical.

Logical.
The car labored heavily over wet
and deeply SCARED roads.
"Have you any idea where We are?"
asked Blinks.
NO." said Garraway, though the
roads suggest we are near either Wa
terville or Rutland-1 don't know
which."-Harper's Weekly.