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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

Why do so many musicians SPEAK
disparaging'y OF instruments that PLAY
mechanically Il don't know" re-
piled the gentleman with Circassisn
hair "But don't see why we should
be more generous toward mechanical
Instrument than We are toward each
otheth
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
rat Rumble You Have Heard.

81 see where a new play is called
TIE Thunder God"
Il saw him once"
What are you talking about?"
THE thunder god. He stood in the
wings at a theater and smote on a
big bass drum"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

Jones-Have you noticed how your
health has improved since you have an
automobile?
Brown--Oh, yes have fine appe-
lite now II only could afford to cat.
Satire.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
Australia Claim. Hesl.hIe.. CITY.

Sydney, Australia, is claimed to be
the healthiest city in the world. AT
the Australian Medical congress. held
recently, 1t was stated that the town
has the lowest death rate Of any city
In the world
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
Nowadays.

Visitor--So your agricultural show
was a great success? Big exhibit of
live stock, | suppose?
Natiye--Nope. Not a one. You
see, We had to use that space to park
the automobiles in.-Puck.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
Practical Domestie Science

What II this domestic sciencegs IL
gnired ttae tt gagged girl. ut couslsts
Of making hast out OF the lettoyel
meat and eroauettes out OF the left
over hash. explained her more e1
neriencet triend Pittsburgh Post.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

Our Final Clean Up Sale on Coats,
Suits Skirts and Dresses. About
~ Regular Price Samuel White d.
C.. Co. yssRT
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

+ asked your husband last evening
u he had hts life to live over again I.
he would marry you, and he said h,
certainly would HE certainb
Wouldn' t. Houston Post.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
What He Drew.

did your uncle leave you anything
in bis VIM"
Only new responsibility"
What DO you mean?'
tie laft me an equity In a house
he was buying Ga the installment plan
ana i've got to pay $50 month for
twenty ears ~ WIN"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

PIANO and household goods for
ale. Owner leaving city win sell
reap for quick sale Address
Riano," Bulletin Office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
The tEomsNard Way.

The curfew tolls the knQn of parting day
The shopper holds q bundle on her
knee;
Sine Keeps six more beside her all the
way,
And leaves a greasy-loo;ing strap for
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

Grampeii invited Jeanette to join an
opera party recently and when her an
swer came he knew it was short be-
fore he opened 1t.
Good" he murmured, pulling out
the sheet. He fingered over throwing
1t away, because for some reason OF
late jeanette had grown to interest
him good deal But Grampell hates
to break a habit. There were about six
lines on the front page and he tossed
the missive away cheerfully.
1t was eight o'clock when Grampell
In full regalia drew up at Jeanette's
house and mounted the steps. The maid
delivered her message as soon as she
opened the door. Miss Trips" she
recited, said when you came you
were to go to Mrs. Smiths If you
please"
"Oh," said Grampell blankly. Then
he decided that she must be dining
out. The only Smiths who gave din
ners were the Algernon Smiths, and
they lived 20 blocks away.
Three policemen strained their
voices shouting after Grampell's taxi
as he shot through the streets. He
was host at the opera party and would
be late as 1t was. Dashing up the
steps Of the Algernon Smiths, on
whom he had not a calling acquaint-
ance, Grampell was ushered In. From
the dining room came the click and
hum of a large dinner party. Present
ly Smith appeared. He was polite. hut
decidedly curious. Most evidently he
could not recall having invited Gramp-
ell to dine. Also Miss Trips was not
there.
It was very awkward. Grampell had
the consciousness that Smith would
tell the servants Immediately on his
departure to watch the upstairs win
dows and the silver safe. Once out
side Grampell wiped his wet brow and
gazed wildly about In the cold night.
Where In creation was jeanette? Find
ing a drug store he called up her
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
eupsrfclal

y mere are some people who kee,
aeir morality in the piece; /, Il :
nun OF which they never cut ,ba,
selves coat--Joubert s"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
EXPERIENCED

EXPERIENCED COLLECTOR;
eference, bond-also two expert
need solicitors. Good position to
God men only. Address by letter
lnly "A" care Of Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
Putting on Slates.

Just 90 Suits left of entire stock
We offer and garment at 4 price
Samuel White D. G.. Co.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

TownIey-Llving in the country
suppose you're something Of a sIoIts-
man.
Subhubs--I frequently go hunting
cooks.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

Honor 70 the Average Person.
1t IL the average sort OF person vhc
occupies the most useful places In life
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
His Tine-Saviing
y ~fNn $50
AA& y AGS&2 Ass&

! 81 rarely read a letter through"
Grampell has said many times. IF it
is from gill, | car always gather
from the first three lines what she Is
going to tell nae, ana let the imagina-
tion do the rest. This plan works par
ticularly well if the letter is in reply
to an invitation II see that the
note is short know she accepts. II
1t III long, know she can't go and Is
wasting four pages explaining why.
Usually | dent care why-and think
of all the time save by not reading
explanations"
Grampell found his plan excellent
when ii came to dealing With jean
cite Trips. She was an especially
nice girl, but she possessed super
abundance OF language jeanette al
ways took 500 words to tell one 20
words of news and when she had pa
per and pen before her she rioted in
her verbal wealth 1t was after she
wrote Grampell six large pages con.
veying the regretful news that she
was unable to go to the theater that
he inaugurated his plan. Grampell
never did more than tear open the en-
velopes of Jeannette's notes. If the
writing was Of formidable length he
merely threw 1t into the waste paper
basket and asked himself Who'll
l ask now TO 90 with me?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
FREE LUNCH TONIGHT.

Deslmoni & Hurley's Mecca bar
Sixth and Commercial opens tonight
$3.50. Everybody invited.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

Mrs. Henpex--Ohe deb, did tell you
Mr.. Stllman is going 10 marry my
sister Maria?
Henpex- No, Hay ycu and your
sister told Mr.. Stillulau yet?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
ividuals.
People Are Impatient.


IF the peonle of our country I"
continued the speaker, yield to the
impatience which would destroy the
aystem that alone makes effective
these great impersonal rules and
preserved our constitutional govern
nent, rather than endure the tenn
yorary inconvenience of pursuing
regulated methods of changing the
aw, we shall not be reforming, We
shall not be making progress, but
We shall be exhibiting the weakness
which thoughtful friends of free
government the world over have al
ways feared the most the lack Of
that self control which enables great
bodies of men to abide the slow pro-
cesses of orderly government rather
than to break down the barriers of
order when they obstruct the i'm
pulse of the moment"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

house. Nobody was at home The maid
he had TALKED with WIS out The 9th
er maid didn't know anything about it.
Grampell arrived at the theater pale
and melted as to collar and no skunk
down to his block Of six seats like a
criminal The four persons already
there greeted him with becoming haut-
eur and said; SSH" when he agonized-
IL started TO apologize.
Something was happening on the
stage. but Grampell never knew what
1t was. He was picturing the wrath OF
jeanette waiting, hopelessly waiting
for him at some mythical Smiths,
Waiting and growing to hate him.
Then the curtain fell and the lights
went UP.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

Directly across the aisle from him
two rows dowp, sal 7 nettei Turning
her head she saw him and smiled
sweetly. II was not al all look Of
Indignation Jeanette's mind seemed
quite at peace Grampell reached her
side in three strides
Where were you9' he inquired
"Why didn't you wait for me? And
what Smiths were you at
What are you talking about?' dc,
manded the young woman Didn't Won
get my letter. / wrote yca that
had already promised to go to the op.
era tonight The Smiths? That was
a message | left fer the superintend.
ent of my mission--he was to 80 to
the Smiths for some books we had
collected for the children. Isn't the
music lovely toaight?"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
laws Are Developino.

After stating that upon "the
preservation of the law. as it Is, at
aTery nFowert in it's course OF con
'tinuots change and development,
|eererd the preservation OF order and
tine rarpetuity of free institutions,
Senator Root said
IF this view is to be changed and
the decisions of our courts are II be
considered in theHnme way and
uron the same Prescriptions and
with no greater respect for author
itv than in the case of political
oninions the authority of the courts
will inevitably decline the indie
nendence of the Judicial branch
will cease, decisions will interpret
the lav ALWAYS to suit the majority
If the moment, and the recall will
he the natural and logical express
sion of the relation To he assumed
btw~eH the reople end the courts ;"
the aar@o IF this impatianct IS
he said "does not arise from any
deterioration in the character Of the
Judges Admitting techniealities
ind DELAYS which imnede the course
ol Justice the speaker thought tho
courts less responsible for these
BORROWINGS than the bar, and
Justly so, inasmuch as the bar makes
M a great part of all the legisla-
lures and 'fs responsible for the
stupid and mischievous legislation
ragarding procedure which hampers
the courts in their efforts to do JUS
ti,au
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
Outlies Decisions.

When the speaker had outlined
the new conditions incident to the
extraordinary Industrial develop
ment Of the last half century and
which demand the readjustment of
stations between great bodies of
cen, and the establishment of new
egal rights he declared that the re-
adjustment must of necessity by
Gradual.
Senator Root emphasized the fact
that fundamental idea Of this gov
eminent e that oil the officers 10
whom the people whether ot the ma
dm or If the state entrust the pow
rs If government shall be subject
no certain definite prescribed lImi-
.ayions upor their power a second
and equally necessary feature Of
this governmental system IS that
hass limitations nfust he prescrib-
~ impersGnally rather than with
efarence to particular cases or par
ocular eyigencies OF porticular In
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20
cnstlx knnNiAdna

Every tailor knows q lot OF prcmis-
Ing young mon.--NeS York Tribune
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-01-20

convention was cinched when an Al
ton booster told Of the facilities OF
The city and told how the members
would cross the river to st. Louis II
ire convention were held In East ST
Louis.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Blind Girls Poultry Yard.

Eecenfly the wri,e- had the pleas
ure Of meeting n young Scotch girl
who though almost biliid is active and
accomplished TO Il very remarkable
degree. One Of her principal interests
Is her poultry yard. and there her al.
r1ost unalded efforts have met With
truly wonderful success.
Her yearly balance shect shows sub
gtantlal ard incrcasing profits. white
the care Of her BIRDS proves 4 source
Of much interes. and provides good
deal Of healthy outdoor eyerciga. She
keeps careful and accurate accounts, q
Braille slate being used for memoran-
da. She uses 4 typewriter for corre-
gpoldenee.-Feathered Life
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
DOGS HUNT THE TRuFFLEs
How That Table Oelioscy Is Obtained
With Their hsslatance
in France.

Truffles, Ike mushrooms, belong to
the family OF tAc fungi, but are dls-
tinct and very pecaiicr genus. They
ere cryptcgainlc plants and suhterran-
can. their petition underneath the soil
varying from two TO three inches to
two feet in depth.
They have no root, stem, or lcGc,
and vary in cclcr from light brown
TO black. They arc sometimes glob-
rlar i'll form, end vary IN size fran
that Of pecan TO that cf n ducks
ogg. Their surface is watery and coy
ered with n skin. Their exact meth
Cd OF growth is not precisely known.
They are. OF cpurse, regarded as Z
great luxury by the epicure.
Trulles are mentioned by Juyenal.
Plily, p!utarch AID Martial. The Ath-
crian ep.cures were acquainted with
thom, and a stcry is told Of bon Vi
want vito f-eed n whole family Of
slaves WHO had invented delicious
rle;hcd c, preparing them.
France has the credit OF producing
the lneaL trcfles. Dags are COMMON
" bred to search for them.
The methcd Of breaking" these
dcss is TO give them for a time pieces
OF truillcs every morning before they
are allowed to par,ai:e oi any other
food. After 4 certain period. whea
their appetite for truiIles increases.
pieces are hidden in the ground, and
they are made to Gni chem. Thus
they are gradually taught their brsi-
noss, though it often takes as long as
Is months before a d,g becomes siili-
cd In the art.
In somc pcr.s CT T.ance-poltoa
md Porigoli, for instance-D!ss arc
trained for truf;lc hunting, and by
some they arc deemed 10 be better FL
ted ior tie work than dogs.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Typewritcrs Given Away

The Emerson Typewriter Company
iof Woodstock, H., have recently given
away over 400 of the highest grade,
wholly visible Emerson Typewriters
made in the world. They have gone
into every state and territory in the
United States. There may be some in
your town. They are giving them
away everywhere TO men, women, boys
and girls. over Is years of age, on SUR
prisingly liberal conditions.
/ Ii you could make any use of $780,
100 typewriter, providing it did not cost
you even one cent, then in a letter or
on postal card addressed to Frank l..
! Wilder, President, Woodstock, ILL.,,
simply say, 9 Mail me all your Free
J Offers, y and by return mail you will
receive their Free Offers. the names OF
over 40o who have recently received
| ltypewriters free. and you VIII learn on
what easy conditions you can get one
OF their typewriters free right away.
The Emerson Typewriter is one of
the highest grade, wholly visible type
writers made in the world. Many who
have used the " Emerson and other
makes pronounce the " Emerson" sup
erior to any $4,000 typewriter ON the
marset. 1t is Wholly visible machine
has every new, up to date feature,
looks ike other high grade $4,000
typewriters, though it sells regularly
for less and on terms of $l.00 down and
10 cents a day until paid for. The
Emerson has every new improve
ment. universal keyboard, back spacer,
tabulasof, two-color ribbon. everything
the best: is the idesl machine for be-
ginner as well as for the most expert
typists and stenographers: just the
typewriter fer the smallest or largest
office.
If you could possibly make any use
of a high grade typewriter. even
though it didn't cost you one cent Of
money, then be sure. on a postal card
or in a-lctter addressed to Frank l..
Wilder. President, Woodstock. ILL.,,
say, "Mail me your Free Offers"
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Time TO Pay Taxes

Tho first half OF Zach years taxes
arc due and payable January /, the
SECOND half due and payable July J.
Of each year and the fir-t half be-
come delinquent Feb'y Is, and the
md half become delinquent July 81,
Of each year and draw interest af-
ter said dates. All taxes a.c paid
70 County Trepsurer.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Prenarlnn tire ernrnd.

Here Is one domestic servant who
did not intend TO ]ose her placer
her pcrqulsitos-through any lack OF
frankness with her employer.
Cock (on the day Of her arrival)--
Please, mum. i'm a bit fierce at times,
and when I'm fiery I'm apt TO be bit
rough.spchen; but you needn't let that
put you out. With a little present you
can always bring mo round again.
Youths Companicn.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Natures Law.

fhc law OF nature Is. that certain
quantity OF work Is necessary TO pro
duce certain qdanti,y OF good OF any
kind whatever II you want Rnowl
edge. you must tell for It; II food, you
must toll for It; and I; pleasure. you
must toll Tor It, ltuskln.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Conc To Churrl,

Come to chn ch At the school
house every Sunday morning.
Sunday School at ten O'Clock, fol-
lowed by preaching an hour later.
Young Peoples meeting at 7:OO
p. II. each Sunday.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Mora homeIlke.

Yes said the soda fountain man.
since | have put rail along tho
front OF the counter and another on
the floor for iootrest lot OF my
customers seem to drink with mucn
more comfort and sstlsfactlon."
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13

Harold Scott arrived from Sterling
Tuesday, school being out. With him
he brought one Of MIR. Scott's horses
and from now.on Harold will help hold
down the homestead. ~
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
For saio

A dandy team of mares Broke sin
gle or double. One to bring colt soon.
Cash or bankablc note.
James Amber,
} Sec 1l-7,59.
New isaymeI. Colo,
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13

The Enterprise, Campbel's Scientific
Farmer and Campbell's small Soil Man
ual cost separately $500. BY special
arrangement we con let you have the
combination for S2.25.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13

Mr.. Jas. Frcw returned today from
Nebu ska, where lie has been visiting
for the past few weeks.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
Mr.. Bake was up from stonehan
this morning on business.

Henry Lauer was up from Bnc'iing-
ham this morning on business connect
ed with the band.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
FOR SALE-A Waterloo boy gasoline
engine on trucks. pump jack and belt
Enquire at Enterprise office.

BOYS WANTED Boys wanted to sell
our Sunday papers; liberal induce
ments to hustlers. Write to Mana
ger Circulation, The Denver Times,
Denver. Colorado.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
DiREcT or Y
STiTE.

Governor, John f. shafroth.
1t. Gov, Stephen K. Fitzgerald.
Secretary Of State, Jas. B. Pearce.
Treasurer OF State, w. J. Gilligan.
Auditor OF State, Roady Kenehan,
Attorney Gen, John T. Barnett
supa ,intendent OF Public In9truc-
ion, Katherine N. Cook.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13

and from now-on Harold VIII help hold
down the Homestead. ~
This is June, the month of brides
and roses, political hopes and aspifa-
ticns, the sweet girl graduate, and
thousands of other things that 80 to
make lifo worth living.
Henry zilk returned from TT. Nor
gan last Sunday on account Of the
heavy rains which prevented bis work.
ing in the beet field. He .emained un-
til Thursday when he went back.
A letter was RECEIVED yesterday
morning from Mrs. Whittier saying.
that Merle was getting along a3 nicely
as could be expected, although he mas
not been able to move his limb get
The Ladies Aid will meet at the
school house Saturday afternoon this
week. Mesdames Seavy and Snyder
will serve lunch. TRY and remember
to bring your cup and spoon aleo your
sewing.
The Raymer Sunday School observed
Children's Day last Sunday with pro-
gram by the school. which consisted Of
singing by the choir. recitations, songs,
solos, and duets scripture reading BY
Mrs. L. NJ. Sweigard. prayer by Rev.
/ Williams. The room yves beautifully
decorated with house plants which were
kindly donated by Mrs. j. r. Smathers
for the occasion. A full honse was
present and each one seemed to enjoy
tho program.
The l.. A. Whittier family departed
! for Sterling last Saturday, taking
Merle down there where he could be
close to the doctor. The boy was i'm
proving nicely, and is out OF danger,
but Of course needs to be cautious for
some time, They will probably al! re-
main there for about three weeks be-
fore they return to Raymer, and 1t is
not likely that Merle viii return at all
as Mr. Whittier has made arrange
ments to go into business in. Sterling.
We understand that n change in tho
firm Of Baldwin & Whittier has been
made whereby Mr.. Baldwin retires
from the firm and the Whittier broth
ers will continue in the real estate bus
ness at Sterling. This will result in
Mr.. Whittier moving to that place and
the family will follow before the snow
flies again, We will miss Mr.. Whit
Ter from the active business men Of the
town and Mrs. Whittier and the chill
dren will also be much missed by their
associates and numerous friends.
/
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
w A NJ T s

Rntcs-1c per word each in err
tiun. SO insertion for less than iOc,
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13

L
Beings oi The People Of R,yusr iud Vicinity Tor Past
siik told 10 sr!si
Wet.
Fine showers.
Look out for snakes.
How the weeds grow.
ghe Fourth is coming.
subscribe fur The Enterp.i:s.
Tell your friends about The En-
terprise.
The frogs were holding band con=
cert Tuesday morning. :
c. o. Dodder passed through Raymer
Tuesday from Sterling home.
Rob Stanley started esst tho early
part of the week to secure work.
Mr.. l.: Allen made business trip to
Denver Monday returning home We'd
nesday fafeaeen.
]. r, Spathers started for Nebras-
ka on Tuesday, wh.re he will attend to
some BUSINESS matters.
G. w. Dent Of Stoneham was in
Raymer Monday looking up opportqri-
ties for painting signs.
J..B. Hurtgeu and family were wels
come guests at the Rasmussen home
last Sunday after church service.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. M. Sweigal drove
down to S.epeham Saturday afternoon
on business and pleasure combined.
W, L, o'Malley dropped in this
morning driving down from Stoneham.
He is on the road representing school
supplies.
Mr. smathers and family went to
Steneham Monday afternoon on bust,
ness and on their return home were qy-
ertaken by shower Of rain.
The Sunday evening sermon was
very much appreciated by all those
present. We hope to see larger at
tendance at the next meating.
Elsie Rasmussen returned to her
home last Sunday. She has been holp.
ing Mrs. Hurtgen with the work at
the restaurant for the past few months
Mrs. S. P. Majors has been whiting
al the parental home south OF town
!. for the past ten days. She returned
home on Monday accompanied by her
sister Helen.
G. H. QeFord Of Buckingham was
in Raymsr Monday attending to bust.
ness matters Mr.. DeFord has been
disposing Of same relinquishments up
around Buckingham.
Champ Clark has been accused Of
sucking eggs. We refer to the pup
named for the Missouri stateman. but
II the real Champ Is named by the
Baltimore convention as Its candidate
the real Champ will be accusbd Of
worse things than that
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
LNGISLATIVE
COUNTY

Coanty Clerl! and Recorder, A. j.
Luther.
Treasurer, Vim. II. Patterson.
Assessor, A. r. Fischer.
Sheriff, Samuel ]. McAfee.
supt. Schools, w. C. Thomas.
County Judge, G. II. Brad!ield.
Coroner, Tho, G. Macy.
Surveyor, A. s. Lincoln, Eaton,
Colorado.
Chairman Commrs,, P. G. Bolan-
der, Lucerne, Colorado.
Commissioner, R. W. DeVinny. ol
Evans, Colorado.
Commissioaef w. c. Lewis, Greeley
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13

This is June, the month of brides
and roses, political hopes and aspifa-
tions, the sweet girl graduate, and
thousands of other things that 80 to
make lifo worth living.
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13
JUDICIAL.

District Judges, Harry p. Gamble,
Of Boulder; ald Neil P. Graham, of
1T. Collins.
LEGISLATIVE
National Congre $ fer lst district,
8tterson W. Ruelier, Denver.
State Senator, d. y Carpenter,
Of Greeley,
State Rep osentatiyes. L. u. Mad
den, Nunn, and Harry Teller, Wind
The Raymer enterprise., 1912-06-13

Champ Clark has been accused Of
sucking eggs. We refer to the pup
named for the Missouri stateman. but
II the real Champ is named by the
Baltimore convention as It's candidate
the real Champ will he accusbd Of
worse things than that