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OOOOO OoOOO OOOOO o AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. O OOOOO OOOOO 900
Louisville, ,; Columbus, 1. Indianapolis, 1; Toledo, 2. St. Paul, 3; Milwaukee, ?.
 (Twelve innings.)

Minneapolis, f; Kansas City, 10.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
High
Cost
Too Many Engaged
in Selling Farm
Truck


THESE days this chief topics
sorts of assigned for it, In the writer's opinion
largely due to modern day Most of living
beyond buying things afford Thousands
borrowing automobiles The middle
better than kings and mobiles lived hundred
after all the high cost of living the cost of living high?
AS people do The simple
fare OF grandaers that sturdy and
pemented with fare that highly
sy variety Thousands buying poerhouse oupbone
little study of household
wife how she the cheaper prepare wholesome
paatabe food In households garbage expn
fe boarer 1t everyone duty and ought be proud
of along this line of INDUCING
and calling peoples attention to the fact.
The whole system of marketing cumbersome unscntfc
makes for and There employed
between the producer consumers table Co-opa
tive buying will help reduce the We have three
should be The housewife
selections will large percentage home
and orders by telephone.
We must have larger production of food and cheaper dis
buo and odhoned economy consequences
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
Explains the Undertaker's Crouch

Who is that fellow sitting bumped
up and muttering to himself out there
on the horse block"
"Aw, that's Ezra Toombs. the under.
taker." replied the landlord OF the
Skeedee tavern. He's feeling sore
over the way his business has been
going Of late. You see. the doctor
gave Judge Feebles two weeks to live:
that was six weeks ago. and the Judge
is up and around now and figgerin' on
marryin' again. Every time Ezra
meets the doctor he asks him. How
about 1t, hey?' and they have a row.
And now he's sittin' out there watch.
Ing tramp painter gliding the wealth.
er vane Of the church across the
street. Ezra says. by Heck. he's about
ready to move away. things is so dead
here. "-Kansas City Star.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
SHE COULD ANSWER FOR HIM
Little Comfort for Candidate In Hea-
son Assigned by Wife for Her
Being Confident.

Mr.. Williams, one of five candidates
for the office OF sheriff in one or the
northern counties OF Wisconsin, was
making a house-to-house canvass OF
rural district. soliciting votes. Com
ing to the house of Farmer Tompson.
he was met at the door by the good
housewife, and the following dialogue
ensued:
is Mr.. Tompson at home?
NO he has gone to town.
Il am very sorry. as | would have
liked TO talk TO him."
rs there anything | can tell him
for you?"
My name is Williams. candidate for
sheriff. and | wanted to exact prom
Use from him to vote for me at the
coming election"
oh that will be all right | know
he will promise. for he has already
promised four other candidates the
same thing. Norman +. Mack's Ma
tional Monthly.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

Harry Clotworthy who is an expert
on military affairs, entered the
diningrOOm of the National Press
club one morning and carried with
him a ravenous appetite Having
eaten one breakfast. which consisted
largely OF eggs. he ordered an.
other breakfast. which consisted
even more largely of eggs. After his
repast he went to the writing-room
to get of some letters. Half an hour
later the steward OF the club found
the colored waiter loafing about the
entrance of the writing-room and
asked him what he meant by being
absent from his post
Il got a good excuse" exclaimed
the waiter exhibiting the check for
the egg breakfast. Mr. Clotworthy
done eat 50 worth of eggs and | amt
goin' to let him git away from here
without payin' for them. high as eggs
is now"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
INTENSE ITCHING WITH RASH

1856 w. goth St. Los Angeles. CAL
The skin affection began in a little
red colored rash on my right leg. and
gradually spread to other parts OF my
body. Then small pimples appeared
and later several boils on my leg. The
skin around the bols was at first
bright red. and afterwards became
darker colored. The clothing irritat-
ed the sores. The pain caused ner-
vousness and loss of sleep. and the
itching was intense. After using vari-
Gus remedies for about six months
saw how a person afflicted with skin
disease was cured by using Cuticura
Soap and Ointment
Il bathed the sores with Cuticura
Soap and hot water and then applied
Cuticura Ointment and after about
six months constant treatment the
sores gradually healed. leaving the
skin soft and smooth. CuticUra Soap
and Ointment effected complete
cure" (Signed) II. A. Robinson. Feb
"a, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with 32p. Skin Book Address
postcard "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston"
Adv
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
Daddy's Whack.W hack.

On the occasion OF her last visit .
a certain Baltimore household yogrs
matron OF that city found a lllls
friend In tears.
What's the matter with little NJ
rie?" she asked. cndeayoring to cor
sole the weeping child
Daddy has Just given me vhaet
whack." the youngster replied between
sobs.
"Thoughtlcss daddy" exclaimed TIE
young woman. depressing smls
And where did he whackwhack ita'
Marie?"
ION the back OF my tummy, III
the answer.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
Many Women
Writers
Adopt
Masculine
Names
By Katherine Driscoll.
New York

between them and the with whom they deal They man
would not dare his would give to
woman and the the defensive man for
business protection and that only.
seoundrey that tins So but its nevertheless regulate
and all along the line have luck even ho
they do the work better and reliable at their elbows
In the schoolroom, shop factory womans work is depre
ciated just because she 5 a
And our great women writers posed before the as men that they
might get the recognition gets for work well
George Eliot and George Sand greatest writers of M oe
Even Ouda chose name that obscure Charles Cddk Gail
hamilton Sake Holmes and others of masculine
for a good and worthy purpose
Even when possible woman writer's have kept identity from their
publishers for fear of a "throw down" because of SEX
ne Droe sisters were known to their publishers Bell
Is the hardest thing the world for the average man to concde
woman just recognition of her ability And of all is base
unworthy efshness
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

Why not urge the boys to expert
ment In grating different kinds of
fruit trees? Dig up some small fruit
trees such as plum. cherry. apple or
peach. Some OF which can be raised
by planting the seed. The plum and
cherry trees can be found almost any
time whers the sprouts come from
the old Use.
Then get some limbs from tree OF
the same kind and Of a choice vari-
ETY., and bury them all in box OF dry
dirt in the cellar At any time during
the winter or spring graft them and
put back in the dirt until time to plant
out.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
Righteous INDIGNATION.

Little Ruth was the youngest daugh-
ter In a very strict Presbyterian fam
lily that especially abhorred profanity
One day little Ruth became exceed
ingly exasperated with one OF her dol.
lies. In her baby vocabulary she could
ma no words to express adequately
her disapproval OF dolly's conduct.
Finally. throwing the offending dol.
~ across tine room. she cried. feel.
ingly:
My gracious! wish | belonged
TO family that swearedl"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

"How's Willie getting on at 'hn
free thought Sunday school yoHh
sending him to-"
First rate. from last accounts. nv
asked his pretty lady teacher VINO u
was that first bit the apple IN u'
Garden OF Eden. Willie says 81,
looked him straight in the eye an'
said nobody knew: that they'd oeea
trying to figure 1t cut for the last o'"'
years"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
His Point Of vantaoe

The mayor Of small town was try
ing a negro for abusing his wife. She
claimed he got drunk and tried to
beat her and she hit him.
The mayor turned to their little cir
and asked:
Hirl, was your father under the
influence OF whisky when your mother
hit him."
NO. sab, He was under the kitcbar
table,. she very quickly replied
Mack's, National Monthly.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
People
Should
Marry
When
Getting Old
By N. Bernhard, Wdukesha. Wis.

1t seems to me that If there time in the life individual
when he or she wants home and Preside of his reay needs
the compnonshp of one of similar and whose inter-
es are Identical it is when the decline of life has reached
People middle life do marry the same reason that v
people do lher regard based on mutual respect and
desire for congen companonhp why if there NAV b ov tho
morning of life may there not be peace al eventde?
nave known several Instances where people past age have
married and instance they quiet connted v %
happy in the companonship and sympathy of the other
There are thousands of people middle life who would marry w
not Tor facing the rdcue of those who claim their friends
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

Bang" went the rifles nj the ma.
neuvers.
"Oo-oo.' screamed the pretty girl
a nice, decorous, surprised little
scream. She stepped backward into
the surprised arms OF a young man.
oh" said she. blushing. Il was fright
ened by the rifles. beg your par
don"
Not at ALL" said the young man.
Let's go over and watch the artil-
lery."
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

Women writer's have not chosen mascu-
line pen names because they wished to APP
pear masculine or to ape men in any way
They chose them simply as matter of pro-
lection from business standpoint. They
knew, just as every woman who has lived
long enough knows, that it is in the very
nature of men to belittle a woman's work
in every possible way and at every possible
opportunity.
Many women today in the business world
use their initials only in dealing with men,
providing there is a separating distance
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
heterogeneous Feeds.

While meat is an excellent food for
egg production. on account OF ira
heterogeneous quality, there are a num-
Der OF other feeds which are also
high In nitrogen. among which NAV
be found linseed meal. malt sprouts
and gluten feeds.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

why should people be doomed to a
lonely, joyless life just because they are no
longer young?"
Why should not a woman of So and a
man of 60, or a woman of go and a man
OF 10 or IS for that matter, live their own
lives, in their own way, have home of
their own and be Independent, where they
can sleep when they choose, get up when
they like and eat what and when they please
and not be obliged to conform to the rules
and regulations Of other peoples house
holds?
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

The loss in this country due TO the
spelling Of eggs constitutes an enor-
nous waste. which should be saved
were eggs given reasonable care from
the time Of laying until they reach the
consumer.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

There appears to be disposition on Inc
part Of many to criticise the girl of the
period for her eccentricities in dress. hut
90 her critics realize the peculiar position in
which the girl finds herself?
Her mother, doubtless, has taught her
that her principal business in life is to at
tract mankind, and in order to do this she
naturally, proceeds along the lines Of east
resistance, or, to use a common expression.
she travels on her shape"
One must admire her courageous frank
ness.
to conceal
will realize that the kind of chap who's at
OF curves and angles isn't worth havinn md
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
GROWING Animala-

Young animals should increase in
weight much faster relatively than
more mature animals. 1t never pays
to stunt calf. colt or pig.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

"Oh. dear. officer. was my poor ".
band shot when you got him 10 Wv
station"
NO, madam: only half shot
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
Usual One.

What is the latest thing which
Mrs. Cooke has in the way OF a
pickle?"
i guess 1t is her husband"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

Many mans bad luck is due to the
iact that he has neither inherited
ability nor acquired industry.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

BITS "inslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teethinH' softens the gums. reduces infiamrna
ton. allays pain, cures wind collie. z5c a bo,,Ie
Adv. ' az "o'tir.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

More firm and sure the hand of
courage strikes when 1t obeys the
"atchful eye of caution.-Thomson
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
Submits TameIy.

rs Scriblet what you would caI =
struggling author?"
NO. indeed. When an editor puts
MIN out he doesn't offer the slightest
resistance"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

DO you get a stipend for your
weekly work."
"Nothin' like that. git regular
pay"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

IL Is easy for a girl to pretend to
love an old millionaire and fool him
into thinking It is real
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
Serious One.

What was the last operation u'
famous surgeon performed! 49,.
He cut his wife out Of his VIII
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

II you say what you like others NAV
not lil-e II.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

Every time you tell your troubles
you are wasting the other fellows
time.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

I'm goin' to be farmer like pop
when I grows up. wot you goin' to
be-"
Me? I'm goin' to be bunco man
an take yer farm away from YOU"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17

man any other dye. One loc package color ali fiber,
mrits for free booklet-How to Dye Bleach md Nj,
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-10-17
!P..O S...l!slNlA1M FADELESS DYES

Color more goods brighter and faster color. IN a,
dye any garment without ripping apsrt- VT,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-27

,rR RrEI.L NAV Catbrine Countiss, the
MAJ new star at the Colonial. feel
wv that another city has been
added TO the list that wei.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-27

Mae Busch being the throe to be
featured. "Thc Antique Girl was
written by William lie Baron, with
music by Robert Hood Bowers, both OF
whom have demonstrated their ability
time aud time again TO do unusually
clever work. Mr.. Laslly has given the
piece handsome production. SO that II
appeals TO the eye, the ear and the risl-
billtics.
"Thc Bandit" is listed second on the
bill. In search for material for a play
let, T., Frederick TIawlcy made u study
Of Mexico during the carly Tp's and
incorporated his ideas into a thrilling
and tcmpcstous little drama. The story
is intensely interesting and becomes
more and more fascinating us it I'M
folds. Taken from any angle. the play
can hc classcd rs : little classic among
Ihigh.class Inciodraua. IT is we'll pre-
sen;cd. well acted aud well written
Little Minnie Allen, ono OF the
brightest features Of vaudeville, Is an
other strong act on tho new bill. This
little artistic combines the gifts OF a
cultivated vocalist and comedieune.
With due regard To the feminine tastes
of her audience. Miss Allen attires her
self in the smartcst gowns obtainahlc.
and the artistic combination is said TO
give the little lady's performance a
great variety of interest
Although Bcrtish is foreigner. he
has becu appearing in this country for
over two wears. His athletic exhibi-
tiou combines strength and agility.
The former is so great that i; is not
uncommon 10 hear him referred to az
a modern Hercules. He is a fine speci.
men OF physical development, and his
work is at the time astounding.
Comedy songs aud talk are thc ar
row with which Mcintyre and IIarty
shoot straight at the bull 's-cye The
rapid-lirc conversation of 'tbe sugar
plum girlic and the marshmallow boy
has brishncss and Wit that arc CRATE
fully original, Their songs are all Of
a comedy nature and clevcrly sung
Another strong number on the new
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-27

, bill is Ben Levin, This English ne
tor OF Importance on the dramatic
stage created such j favorable impress
sion in the London music halls that IL
brought him 10 America. Before his
present venture Mr.. levin played
principal support TO Sin Bcerbohm
Tree and Lewis Waller. He also ap-
pcarcd in London in NOS; of tho
BERNARD Shaw plays. In vaudcy,llc Mr..
Levin is offering selections from his
repertoire of character representations
from Dickens.
Tor rapidity on tho dying rings,
trape2c and Spanish waltzes, few ath
!etcs compare with the Ryan brothers.
Both boys arc acrial exports and thcir
work is most dificult, but the quick
ness and ncatucs. with which 1t is exc,
rufcd give each bit OF their work an
added value.
The animated weekly will he well in
line with Il number OF motion p!ctnrc
views of current news. One novelty
in motion pictures will AFFORD local
politicians ar opportunity Of taking u
straw vote of each audience. II Is en-"
titled. Which, Taft! RooscVcltf Z
Wilson,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-27

From Little Wol1c1" 60 "Thc
New Sin What gulf divides them,
Yet IT pav INN cdia;tly &c said that
both are admirable in their way, In
deed. I should hesitate 70 predict
how loug thc iramatization of tho
late Louisa NJ. tlcott's most famous
story will hold .he stage though it
seems p modest prophesy 10 fore
see as long and prosperous and be-
loved a lifc for IL As The Old Home
stead has enjoyed. Tor many years
theatrical managers have been en-
deavorinE to secure the stage rights
10 this most dearly loved example ~
American literature. bur knowing tho
authors wishes. brr heirs have stead
fastly refused. However one or
uortalizrd in tho story a. Mugs
habicS-jlin1 -nar or so acc. ! bn-
lirVc snd his brother vas mere
a'0cnSble In reason. Nevertheless.
hc i;nooscd ro3ny restrictions. among
them being the choice nf playwright
ITi; r3pdidato Was Miss Marian Dc
F-nrost. hn~eioCorn unknown in thea
terdnin. How much cTodit for .b~ rc-
sI'li belongs to hcr how much 10
Niliam \. Brady. who stands Spon-
eor for tic production: how much io
Miss Jessie Bonstelle and BctranI
Farri:on. who have devoted ynars
nf skill and energy 90 the drvcinp-
mnnt OF the scheme. and how nl,lch IN
John Aicott guardianship is difflcult
= determine and OF little moment to
tf" public
The important fact is iha' ono or
IN" love'icst stories ever written has
been transferred to the stage with
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-27

his own invention, which he uses to
good advantage, As the closing feat
urc Of his act kretorc renders selections
on the musical bottles.
Last. but by no means least, arc the
animated pictures of current new ;
events, showing some of the most in
tcrcstn% happenings of the week
The big anniversary week will be
heraIdcd in with al the romp and pride
possible. beginning on Wednesday, DC
tober 80. II Will then he Just qpc wear
since the tbeutcr which has proved so
popular with ihcatcr. goers, opened lis
doors. rs fitting event. one Of The
best bills Of inc season will be present
ed. The first 10 head tho bill viii he
Charles WaNuc and company i'm ''Tbo
Incubator Girls. featuring Miss Ger.
trude Des Eochcs. Professor Wallace
Will be here with White eagle - and
the most complete aggregation OF cock
atoos i'm vaudeville Berry and Berry
will have n melauge OF musical sclcc.
tlons.
Dean Cooper with distinguished ga It
viii present dramatic episode. the hit
of New York, 1.-THE Confession. The
Aron quartette Will be heard for the
first time in the west. Joseph McCiee.
the king of ninstrclsy, will be on hand
with Il big budget OF laugh producing
material. The present bill will close
on Tuesday and the new anniversary
bill viii open on Wednesday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-27

his wish, and is happy because he is
near Nclla. but Nclla does not under
stand why he should he making love
to the countess, nor docs tho count, for
that matter, and the musician appears
in q very unfavornble light until
matters arc Gually explained, The
score aboupds with bright, catchy
music. OF course there Is 2 Kiss
Waltz, which il dsrccd by Guido and
Nclla. Some of the moro famous musi-
cal numbers arei ''Lttle Girl,
Glove Is Like Little Rubber Rnnd,
"Tan Ne With Movement SLOW,
and "LoYc Is Making Sport Of Nc.
In the nov orcrctta Miss Snratt is
TO he seen in her celebrated $4,000
diamond dress aud her many other
celebrated gownings. She Is SAID to
wear eleven distinct fashion dresses
during the two acts. The attraction IL
not iouc in lUplicatc-thcrc is 10 sec
oud coupauy---so Miss Suratt will DC
seen in the one big metropolitan orga-
nization on tour.
''Thc Kiss Waltz viii he at the
Sal; Lake theatcr three nights ana
matinee. opcuiug Monday, November T..
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-27

TF Sil lAKESpEA RI. came to town this
Empress it might cause him several
minutes Of mysti'icd surprise to
witness his story OF ''Tbc Melancholy
Dane AS it is presented by j. Albert
Hall and company under the title - Kid
Hamlet Likewise Nhcn hc recovered
from his surprise, he would no doubt
give way to mirth, iusj as everybody
else docs who witnesses performance
Of this travcstv. The principal chaTac-
ters of tho Shakes pcariau classic appear,
but under a marvclously changed guisc.
Hamlet has his long solioquv, which
he insists oD 'gcttlng out of his syS-
tenn in spite of protests from the
king, queen and everybody else. The
scene finally ends with the ontiro east
piled on the stage aud She ghost dane"
ing weird bacchantic in the back
ground
While the buricsquc by J. Albert Hall
and company is the topnotchcr of the
present week 5 bin. there are other acts
which come n close sccoud, The four
They are making Il tour over the Sulli-
van and Considinc circuit. having Just
concluded an extensive tour Of Europe,
They are claSscd As comedy acrobats
and inject n dash and vim into their
act which make IT. ali the more interest
ing ard refreshing.
Sprightly and up 10 the minute IS
what can be said of Eld ard Nellie
Helm. who arc appearing in I'm original
Al 4
roar from The beginning to the end.
Bud Helm is funny, because he can Y
help IT, He is naturally 50. which
makes il all the more FUNNY when be
appears in his "rubc - makeup His
sister Nclie is also very clever and
She is pretty. They are only children
this fact should make them great mat.
iuee favoriies. for most children like 10
see other children on the stage.
Belle and Mayo arc two artists that
have won distinction IN the vaudeville
game because Of their clever work IA
entertainers. Miss Bell is very dainty
Of manner aud possesses a sweet per-
sonalitv which counts for 50 much IN
vaudeville. Combined they sing aud
dance themselves INTO the admiration
Of their audience.
As Il mirth producer James Reynolds
is serving Que of the best things on
this week s bill. Every ope likes 10
hear story when il is we'll told, au,l
in this Mr. Reynolds cxccls any coined
ian that has Yet appeared al the En-
press, His striking personality and
pleasing manncrisms make him popular
with his audience.
Who is there who has never heard Of
KretOre the .'musical wizard - He Is
AT the Empress this week and with him
are number Of crude Instruments Of