Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-02

ALAS AND EKE woe Is muh,"
S'.r StormlnEtOn Barnes. and Whu
vii restOre muh Chr.iId' Fursnoth,
| gadz""ka. yoH hotel clcrk hath i'm
pua"utly again requested mum ~ pay
one ~ these vulgar bills Tor board.
Mn" iluHtriOus prufrsh hath fallen,
alas upon lean aud hungry days since
that vaudeville varied. T. Roosevelt.
hatI corrupted the public taste until
| the I"git. stands not = ,h.nrc. Hut
Aha M"thinks there viii be- Tragedy
anon aud the Muse viii again come
| Into her own. Bloomington Barnes
win b." rrvenged--and NJ, get some
CAT" receipts yet"
And DC IDLY neckrd the ash from
MS ,igIroot
THEY 30 SAY thr Kurnrl got part
| ui IA" gate receipts ~ oklahoma.
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THE AtMAGEDDON stand N
one night stand. Vita no return en-.
| gagemrnL
\ LOUISIANA man hld hls money
II i gas p,p'. somebody am" oIong
| ma I'M the pipr TOT T2.i0u.
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NASHVILLE Hon. Sdhnn Jana
ls ur"stcntnu"usly accommodating the
votes
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DYNAMITE CAUSES headache.
gays an Arkansas brain sharp. Sow u
| that were tn" worst thing It does -----'
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| GARLIC IL NOW suggested as a
cure Tor tuberculosis --foiloW"d hy
ouiluor sleeping, az course.
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I THE ONLY KIND Of music that col.
| uu" Roosevelt really liK"s In that
: PLAYED upon his own hnzno.
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] USE HUNDRED mnlion' Americans
| form bigger class than Prof Wilson
I is nhl" tu talk ia With any definite ID.
| vantage.
\ THIEF ~ 81. Louis stole gas
range. Up 10 yit We haven't heard "l
any cntcrprlsing burglar hurgIinR u
| gas meter,
O.
MANY \ MAS might own small
| automobile buI inr the tact he n Too
| proud :" beg .iE gasoline from d""r Il"
| door
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REFORM FROM within Is i'm. Is-
siDlr, shouts the Hull Mouse. Wrll.
! the voters win Try TIE ltll" stunt Of
reforming the third term mnarIc from
| NiidUut
\ RAT WEIGHING nrty pounds
las been brought bd,k from south
American bl an explorer. II scares ~
/ to think of lh" size IN" tat tcrf "rs
must attain down there
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TAFT Is OPTIMISTIC. Wilson IL
confident ana I Il. Ii sure ~ u ciuch.
| WHAT u pitY now that "" can't elect
all three ui lh"m---fOr ~" men a."
goinP to have q terrible dlsapPolnt'
menI.
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THE CENT EMAN who stands at
Armageddon aud Informs us, between
hymns, that Hr IL battling for the
Lord, evidently received some srrone'
Gus information AS,to the hackers ot
! the Third Term movement.
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THE GREAT AMERICAN Nuisance
has now finished talking over u half
| million miles uT something Ike thnt.
II In to be- hoped some one viii muZ-
ale him until m" people get over their
headache.
VICAR-"wt1l. Mrs. Grundy, amid
a. your trouhIrH, | am pleased ~ SCI"
that your gratitude to Providence does
not fail"
Mrs Grundy--No, cir. Pneumatic II
bad indeed. hui thank 'eaven I stiil
ave . hack tu-'avc the rheumatic In
London Opinion.
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Miss IIumpeF Crop.
They're BLOWN lady into the lana
with II bundle ~ barley and corn IN
| her hand.
There IL wheat In her fingers ana
bran ON her toes
And beans and potatoes adorTing her
nose.
she smiles and she CYCLES
with skip aud with hop
Come In. rid thrice welcome,
Miss bumper crop
Baltimore Sun.
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DOn't shgOs Ladies'.
so MANY ANXIOUS Americana
are asking the propeE feminine OF
Bull MOONe that We take pleasure IN
answering them hygA, MnOta'lon show
Ing the use In litsrAtura:
$50 for one the wet sail archlna
ihFpusa tbs rainbow round the
how, $3.50
And Cor onsfths cFAak OF snowShoea
on the crust