The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-09-08

Aaron Burr. He knows 1t because he wrote it
He sits quitely there undher tn lamp sayin' to
hinsilf: Take off two stitches, yarn over, chain
wan, skip wan, yarn over an SO on A beauti-
fu1 patthern. Th last speech read iv me sanity
leader made me heart beat at laste twinty to tn
minyit. His idee is that there's har'ly anything
wrong with tn country that can't be cured be
us proletaries gath'rin' together in tn Ittu
schoolhouses an fornnin' what he calls nuclei
Its goin' to be bad fr me bizness il tn
Dimn1ycrats begin to spind their avenins playin
sivin-up in tn schoolhouses, bat I'm willin to
make sacrifice. An III go mesilf III follow
tn ttrumpet notes iv me leader anywhere, It is
thrue that there ar-re no little schoolhouses in
neighborhood. They ARE all four story
brick buildins, It's also thrue that I'll feel
crowded sittin in thin little childher's chairs,
an if l sit on tn desk I'm li'ble to have me
pants rooned be tn ink we'll But I'll 60 amy
how, because l see tn idee. It's bold wan. 1t
is to scare tn corrupt politicians They amt
afraid iv tn polls or tn grand jury, but these
nuclei that nver sleep will dhrive thin out iv
bizness, I can see lot iv tn handy boys sittin'
around in Schwartzmeister's back room tn night
befure tn iction, each wan busy at his app'inted
task Wan is fasthenin' TIL false bottoms in TIL
ballot boxes. Another is insthructin' TIL Judges
and clerks iv lction on tn varyous crimps in tn
Aust1rayan ballot, while third is arrangin
TIL change in neat bundles. Suddenly tn dure is
flung open an missinger rushes in Boys,
says he run fr ye'er lives. A nuclei is formn
in tn schoohouse.' An LAWN all their irnpli-
nlints on TIL hure, they leap through tn windows
an ar-re seen no more.
"A gr-reat thought, But it's goin' to be hard
on tn schoolma am sweepn up tn cigar ashes
an tllrowin' out tn bottles left be tn nuclei.
60 Jawnny what have ye got there?' says tn
school teacher It's jack iv clubs belongin' to
me father says Jawnny. see him markin' it
afther supper last night, just befure he wint over
to tn reunion iv TIL nooke eyes
"Who, Hinnessy? Who dye mean? l didn't
quite catch tn name. Let me think. All, yes to be
sure, to be sure. He's all right, | see a paragraph
about him in tn pa-aper tn other day. 1t had star
afther it to show that tn iditor thought it was
important WE'LL tn partly ye minshun refuses to
lave tn helm iv tn ship iv state. He has laid his
tired head agin it an left wur-rud not to be
called He relies on TIL sober second thought iv
TIL people. He's modest man, an will say
this FIR him, that no man has betther reason
to be- Th' other candydates ar-re maxim
shameless appeal to tn first thoughts iv tn people
an they don't care whittier they're sober or
dhrunk an disordherly. But ye'er frnd is con-
tinted with what is left over. His whirlwind
has aroused gr-reat enthusyasn- Thou
sands iv til most rabid Republicans iv tn old
school have announced their intinshun iv votin'
fr him if their votes ar-re not needed fr Wilson.
Be TIL way, Hinnessy, were ye liver in Cincinnatis
I wondher what kind iv town it wud be to
live in"
"Who is the Standard lie supportin 4" asked
Mr.. Hennessy.
"Annybody that will dissolve thin agin," said
Mr.. Dooley "They figure if they can get wan
more dissolution they will have money enough
to buy little farm somewhere an settle down
f'r tn rist iv their lives"