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MR.. ARR INCREASES
his VAST

an gollies! said Gus, II see
them vimmins Fighters got to
fighting ag1n init the vimmin
that don't want to let them vote. at the
new Grand Central Palace WINNING
Expressiticn."
Funny how tho m fight ZACH
ether.'' said Mr.. Rangle refiectively.
Funny how they fight the menu said
Off. Jar, In a subdued tone.
His had not been . happy home re-
Gently.
'FNunny?" queried Gus. "Do you call
Il funny? NO. I says. let 'em fight init
saoh other. You bet I told my Lena
about Il. My Lent she Is a Suffergette.
BY Chorge! When I told her there was
. light On she puts on her big hat nit
the longest hatpins in II ana I amt seen
her since. She's camping out by the
new Grand Central Palace now"
II got . litter from a lady what signs
Il Frieda roasting me because I let
Gus's wife poke me In the face" said
Elmer. the bartender. she says no
German should let n boss or n
boss's wife hand MIN one But / didn't
let her do II because I am German or
because Gus II my boss. I did It be-
cause I'm a go~od-hearted Teller. n I
don't want TO see Gus get all the pushes
in the face. And. besides. Gus's wife is
a lady n enchoys handing wollops to
people she likes"
"Huh!' shifted Mr.. Slavinsky. VINO
was also practising at the bar. ID you
think you could lick Gus's wife in a box
ting hght?"
"In a boxing fight I could do It," said
Elmer stoldly, because in a boxing
aght she would ave them box fight
gloves on and couldn't scratch me In
the eyes"
..yot. YOU vip my vife?" cried Gus
with a sarcastic sheer. ANY time you
think YOU can do 1t I bet you a weeks
wages you can't
"Oh, ] wouldn't bet on It," said FL
mcr.
II guess not.' said Gus. But. any
how, I would ooner as my Lena should
give me all the short arm chabs she
wants to. rather than she should bawl
vme out"
o OF, OH cried Mr.. Slavinsky.
Such a bawling out as my wife can
give me. too"
'ven. anyhow I am for Votes For
Vimmen,'' said Mr.. S~lavinsky.
''Vot!' growled Gus. "Ain't It bad
enough now? Ain't 1t that there should
he Won place the vlmmen can't come to?
What pleasure would It be to go into
Bulmer's undertaking parlor to vote
and there having a lot OF vimmen push
you out, hollenng Repeater! Gorriller
] challenge his wote!' No. that votes
FOR yimneu IA good for nix
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A Time Mo nOpOly.

A y freshman crs2d to Canada on a Cana.
~ dian Pacific stfamer. took the Canadian
Pacific train for Vancouver, ate at &.
I, II. eating houses, stopped at g.. T.. II hotels.
was shown q. T.. Il. land. and finally got a.
Vancouver mla, impressed With the greatness Il
that institution.
lie went 10 a ho;el. registered and asked tie
clerk how so0n breakfast Would be ready.
"Breskfast Is over" said the clerk.
The Iri-ipAAn looked at ms watch, 1T isn't
time for II 10 be Over" no AIsseed.
"Oh. 80, II w." said the clerk. you see
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CHAPTER XVIII.
A bad HOmbre."
(Continuei)

questions she did no start
tho next morning until Susie
was well on her way to
- school. Then. dressed In her
9audicst skirt. her widest brsss-studded
beft. her best and hottest blanket, she
was ready for the long drive.
Smith put n fresh bandass on her arm
and praised the scrawling signature on
the check which she had hiied out after
laborious and oft-repeated efforts. He
made sure that she had tho fiour sack,
and that the check was pinned ~securely
inside her capaclous pocket before he
helped her In the wagon.
lie had been all attention that morn
Ing. and her eyes were liquid with graf.
itudc and devotion as she and Meeteetse
drove away. She turned before they
were out OF sight. and her face bright
ened when she saw Smith stlll looking
after them. She thought bly,
OF the fast approaching. day when abe
would be envied by the women who had
married only "boods" or ''breeds."
smith. as II happened. was rsmarkIng
contemptuously to Tubbs. as hi nodded
after the disappearing wagon:
Don't that look like q regular Injun
outfit? Ono old white horse and a spot
ted buzzard-head; harness wired up with
Momo beeswax: a lop-sidcd spring
seat: one slde-board gone and no paint
on tho wagon"
You'd think Meeteetsc'd think more
or hisseif h to go ridln' around with
q bianket-squaw.
|. 1ie *aiu ne was out or t0oacer. out
he probably aims to get drunk"
.loreh likely. Tubos agreed. Nee
teetse's Ettttn' 70 he a regular sauaw mun
| anyhow, hangIn' around Iniunx no much
unu 'unn'. win ON lie beiicvcs III
Signs ana dreaIns. ana ne amt washei
So. - ~ 1870 -,
mi. uao eou "ron w..n LnJuhs WI,
ep'e a 900 man. luDos, SnMth weh'
Va u,h"n ~. -" $50 WV 'e"'' 'o'
~ Lnnws n =. Tmhh , ,r...d o,a,n,,,.,,
"I ,bain't haIf the g,mn,,on go, "
"It hurts mn. 10 90. a h,la,,, -, III.
vours oni,, 80 .a ~. 10" ~
do mn mn IN n y.isr ",,s'sar W. - /,
cIntin. xy,,H, then az. 800, NJ 80,
Tubbs. llks yo, wa. NV ou,, hro.s,ar I,
says thnt ba,y hunt air., 80 man
iYM, In run WITH" 49,
"He Amt vIotou. and ,bs uk.. n
that, .aId rrrnh. a., liz wv y
employee u "'
"Wha,,. .,io,o,.. .,..,, ,
! cm,. .,u-. a,"."' "'''ahuos
,Jc,om. an, n "S VIVA.
,-,.Iou, I'll uha 49,. say II
a., ~ n' 'oes aoou. '""n
ana ~ "a"" voneS nc u'ss ou'
,,"eS none' maM,n our 'hat thes
"'e"' % p'eves OF iei'srs what couid
usu ~" :" 'net" COTTON woods Tor q
wA'"Nn s.',n ana ct animals the $40 o
'nat meat mousse at a meal
lie never SAID Jest INA
lie msht as Well what I'm amin
~ IL mat us deinoralizin to get IN
terestel IN Things Ike that and spent
your ne dlssln' up the dead. It's toe
tame Tor u Teller 81 any spirit
its howlse dangerous" Tubbs ad
hi,,'n'
III thought you was my hnd. Tubbs
ia give you a chance I'd let o In OF
a dssi thatd be the maxim Of you"
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that has 10 do duty for a lifetime Of
being a lemon!
And III things had been different"
the result would have been the same.
Don't have any Illusions on that score.
The person who can not rise above the
ordinary obstacles wouldn't have been
n success II his life's path had been
gone over with a steam roller before
he trod 1t.
There are some. OF course. whose rows
have been hard to hoe-bitterly hard.
They've had more than their share OF
the tares and thorns; but It Is OF the
great majority that We complain.
TT I were a man I'd try to d.
vorce a woman who turned on thu
4 "If-things-had-be en-different!' strain
every time | put my nose in the door
And II I were the Judge or the bench
when the case came up ia grant tn
divorce.
II you had a can OF beans In tn
house-and only a can Of beans-ant
you were hungry. you wouldn't 81
down end wall:
ION. II this can OF beans were
rudy duck and a bottle OF champaign
and a box OF dollhouse Strawberries. II
have Q delicious meal and I'd enjoy 1
sol"
You'd know that in the absence o
Aladd!n's lamp those beans would neve
be anything BUT beans. and II yol
were really hungry you'd eat them.
do the same thing with your If
chances.
' Don't you realize that every da'
, you're Growing older. and that som
time ySu'l bitterly regret the waste
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~"
much Of?
OTIIER peoples lives seem to have
q glamour about them, while
yours IL pltifully crude and UNI
romantic. That's what you tell your
self when YOU sit down to NOPE.
Well, don't you believe It! You don't
know what goes on after the doors are
closed. You get only surface Views Of
other peopla's live.
II you want to be happy you've got to
dig the way and pave IT. too-there's
no royal road. And goodness knows
you'll never get there IL YOU have the
ball-and-chair of ''m~ight-have- besns''
weighing your feet to the ground.
Go on and look for the pot of gold at
the foot of the rainbow. Put the shoes
Of Ambition on your feet. he cap OF
Energy on you head. and throw over
| your shoulders the cloak OF Content.
And. even II you don't find the pot OF
gold. you'n have q lot OF fun looking
for Il!
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Copyright. 1911. by Outins publlAhns Co.
YNoPsrs OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS.

To the r~nci, Of an Indian squaw widow Of .
sootch .pdaecsl 0mw smith. . "tad msn."
Hn,i'h ds.sisv 70 mar ths saucw sSs ~ wealth;
teacher. lRskton. . deputy sheriff WHO u seehins
Z gang q cattle .~thisvss,. also fsth IN 1--we with
sg.e.. the squaw's hs,fr~ed daughter. drsds
srsth's inf1usnce ov@ hcr mother and plans TO
disgrace him. For this purpose she becomes his
acconrAice In the theft 81 spme gn--r,atiou In.
dians' horsss:, SUSIE ~cootc~ss and often to Lad
h&!ston TO ths hiding place. where Smith, with
the stolen boucs. u awaiting hsm, Smith csca.ss
sroH the Had Lands 10 the Mexican bpricr.
He diss~es of the stolen hor~s At . high prev.
tlsn cnters q e~snblins house and iosr~ every
cent. lie rrturns tn the ranch. susie demands
her abarv 81 the money frm the horss sale.
him fursously for cheating her. smith prcvsiis I'm
the sluaw 20 draw ten thousand dollar. fun Tho
bank and give II Ia lam.
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the King. as the story goes. 4 living
illustration Of the workings of the heart,
namely. how the heart contracts and
sends the blood by means Of the blood
vessels to all parts OF the body. One Of
the courtiers had received a very severe
injury whereby the left side of his chest
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rest tneTS wed AT
tho court OF the
* ! n < n famous
English physician.
william Harvey.
Harvey had long
been fighting for
the recognition OF
his doctrines re-
garding the clrci-
lation OF the blood !.
and. while in the
capacity OF court
physician. he was
able to show TO
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W % III u u y Hcdu
e time she
says:
well, II things
had been diner
emit" etc.
"If things had
been different"
This wcak-kneed
plant of inability
slips so smoothly
from the lips Of
the faint-hearted
It's meant to be
an excuse, a great,
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Natural Error.

A WELL. KNOWN Scottish architect was
~ travelling In Palestine recently. when ncy'
. reached him Of IN addition to hs famiB'
circle. The happy father immediately provided
himself with some water from the Jordan 10 cary
home for the chr stenins Of ahe trfsna. and re-
turned 20 Scotland.
On the Sunday appointed f~ the ceremony
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when II really comes.
"6. T. writes: what Is the correct
position for q gentleman to take when
walking with two LADIES'?
On the outside nearest he curb.
az. c." writes: "A young man has
asked me to marry him, but wants me
10 have a bank ccount. lie Is earning
large salary. but never saves any
money. DO you think he Is right in
what he asks of meT'
Not unless he himself Is also willing
30 ave. Tell him that.
u. T." writes: II am eighteen. Isn't
= U~ansthla<to have q sinoers snehdship
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B BETTY Vince n
to Lovers
The Tickle Sweetheart.

-HERE Is a great deal Of talk about the SIN OF hckIe-
ness.
/ But It seems to me that the young man or woman
suffering under this imputation is frequently not to be
blamed. or course. It Is an exceedingly unkind thing to
try 10 win some ones affection, with the conscious thought
OF enjoying II for a little time and then throwing It away.
But very often the so-called tickle person does not change
Intentionally.
A man may be the victim Of a too impulsive tempera-
ment, which makes each girl seem "the only"-untl the
next comes along.
Or q girl may be too ENORMOUSLY ready TO ascribe all
the qualities she adm!res to each man OF her acquaintance.
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MARRIAGE Without Love.

M, W." writes: II am in love with
an old school friend. but he has never
asked me to marry him. Another man
who is older and well-to-do has pro-
posed. but I do not care for him. What
shall ] dor"
do not marry the mar you cannot
love. Perhaps the other wall speak come
time.
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The Days Good Stories

danger. lie gssped Q stick and rushed up two
iA5lts Of stairs TO the rescue. lie entered the
rom breathieSsly and found Der looking out Of
the window.
Look" said sle--"thst's the Kind Of gown !
van, you to get me .'--Han@r's Magazine.
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URLNG tho time when Charles !.
was King Of England and while
- the country wa In a state of un-
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he duly presented himself at the church and
soueht out the beadle In order 20 hand over tte
precious water TO hs care. lie pulled the flask
foa his pocket. brt the besdle held UP . warn
ing hand. and cana nearer 10 whisper;
mo the moo. sir: no the moo. Maybe after
the kinks oout.'-St. Paul Dispatch.
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In turn.
Those persons must be freed from the accusation Of creating nful mischief
AM AZ least hey are uck to discover their mistakes.
borrower te so-caned ncMe butterfly never hsa away from the real love-
when It really comes
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Copyright. 1912. BY The

elf Things Had Been Differ
ent!"
TATE, or whatever the presiding
force Of destiny calls itself.
4 should put a gray hair in a
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Intimate Chats
WITH WOMEN
BY Slime. Legsande.

moments that you might have mad
much of?
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with n girl your own age without any
thought OF love and marrlage?"
Yes, indeed. II you both understand
the object OF your acquaintance.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
Up and Down
Pedchtree
Never Order by
Drawing a Chart.

Charley Roberts is back in town this
week. He quit the local real estate
game three years ago to show San An
tonic what a real hustler can do when
he starts. and he's made good in the
Southwest, but about every June when
juleps are in season he has TO drift
back to Atlanta and count the new
buildings
Roberts and Jack Wilson got to-
gether today. as they always do, and
when Charley began talking San An
tonic Jack had to cut in. He has been
most everywhere except Sunday school
and, Of course. he had a yarn to tell
about San tone"
IT'S been 80 years since I was there,
he related "They spoke Spanish most
ly and the only Spanish I knew was
omelet drifted into a restaurant,
hungry as bear l could smell the
roast beef cooking and 1t made me
homesick.
Roast beef. rare says / NO sabe,
seenyor says the Greaser. Mebbe
yes, mebbe no.
He couldn't speak American and l
couldn't make signs. | grabbed PEN
ell, for I was some artist in those days.
drew perfectly lovely picture Of
COW and showed it back at him
That Greaser fell all over himself
to show he understood perfectly. He
went back in the kitchen long time,
and I was getting hungrier every min
ute. And what do you think ne brought
me?"
Couldn't guess?" said Walter An
drews. What did he bring?"
Two tickets to a bull fight said
Jack
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24

else now. am so grateful for her re-
suits that / can hardly find words to
thank you. She is doing work around
the house that she couldn't dare 70 do
previously. and as for eating well the
other day she ate a hearty meal of
Deans, with several other vegetables
that used to almost kill her we are
more pleased than you can possibly
imagine, and will certainly tell any one
VINO calls on us what can be done hv
the wonderful Quaker Extract"
The Health Teacher said that YOU
must surely be interested in Mrs. Wat
sons case if you are a stomach suf
ierer yourself. If lady SIS years Of
age can be cured completely in two
months, you should give the same rem
edN a chance to prove its virtues in
your case. Call at Coursey & NUNS
Drug Store, % Marietta street. If YOU
suffer with indigestion. constipation.
biliousness, liver or kidney complaints.
Quaker IS six for $500, three for $3.50.
Sl.oo bottle. Do not delay We pre-
pay express charges on all orders of
$500 or over.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
It Certainly
Does Beat ALI.

He was mild and meek looking sort
of man, considerably below medium
height, and he was waiting for Pine
street car at Five Points.
He was talking to a big, numbering
fellow, and this is what he said:
'Doggone if it don't beat all the way
women read the political news.
MY wife came downtown to take
lunch with me Yesterday and she want
ed to talk things she thought would
please me-for she wants to come
again, of course, and that's all right
and she opened up on politics.
This was about her line of dope:
Honey l am mighty glad they have
decided not to elect Mr.. Roosevelt pres-
ident up there in Chicago. | don't see
why he wanted to abuse Mr.. Taft, any
way. | should think he would have had
more feeling for Mrs. Taft In my
opinion, Mr., Taft is a good president
and q kind father, and he deserves the
good viii of all people. OF course,
thought maybe, oscar Underwood
would be elected, but l see Mr. Bryan
was along in Chicago, and ! suppose
ne llAGu II SO tiIbeINOCQ COuluD l get
It, 1t must be very humiliatng to MI
Underwood I never saw his name
mentioned in the newspapers once, in
connection with the Chicago election.
Mr. Underwood has good position on
the tariff question, however and maybe
he doesn't care. l declare, though, do
feel so sorry for Mrs. Longworth. Just
think of her father being defeated for
president. and she and her husband
being sat down upon like that Why.
every old cat in Washington will be
meowing at them now. I'm glad, dear,
that you are not a statesman
wouldn't for anything in the world
have YOU face an election like that Chi
'cago thing
Can you beat it?' inquired the mild.
meek looking man Of the big numbering
fellow
And the big, numbering fellow said he
wasn't married, but he guessed he
couldn't beat it, anyway.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
VICTIMS IN AUTO
CRASH NOT HELD

If Joseph J. Henesey, chauffeur had
survived the automobile wreck on the
Forsyth viaduct early Sunday morning,
he would have been prosecuted for
overspeeding.
He died at Grady hospital Of frac-
mred skull shortly after the machine,
with its six occupants. crashed into the
guard rails Of the viaduct and the au-
thoriries have determined that they
win take no further action.
Fred Ball, Q. f. Pickett, Dan Shaw.
George Schaeffer and Louis Rebb. the
ether occupants of the machine, all Of
them injured disclaim any knowledge
of the accident They say they were
no: intoxicated and did not know that
Henesey had been drinking when they
entered the automobile The police have
accepted their explanations of the ac-
cident and probably will not charge
them with disorderly conduct.
Going at High Rate of Speed
Policeman Melton. who saw the
smashup, reported to Captain Poole
that the big machine. with the driver
and five men aboard, passed him at the
rate Of so miles an hour at the corner
Of Mitchell and Forsyth streets, two
blocks away from the viaduct Hene-
sey had taken the muffler off for the
rush up the grade to the viaduct. and
the great machine hurled itself upon
the structure at an almost unchecked
speed
It. struck the railing guards of the
and was hurled back 10 the
sidewalk, fifteen feet away The car
from second impact with
a giant viaduct beam, and its passen-
gers were hurled in all directions.
Henesey died on the operating table
of Grady hospital without regaining
Robert Millet. 624 Peachtree street.
who owned the car which Henesey had
taken from the garage without permits
sion, had the body Of his chauffeur re-
moved to undertaking rooms. where it
awaits the mans relatives from Penn
sylvania.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
TRULY DUFFY SPRINGS
ANOTHER SENSATION

At the corner Of Forsyth and Mitchell
streets the Duffy department store is Gre
ating quite sensation by the low price
sales that are now going on. This up-to-
date establishment is known 10 often
offer the public startling bargains a a
time of year when such things Seem i'm !
possible but Truly Duffy accomplishes
the impossible and continues to make new
friends by the score. In the history of
Mitchell street never was a sale more
popular than the great shoe sale that Mir.
Duffy is offering the public at present.
Many we're the expressions Of surprise
and delight heard on all sides last week
at the lingerie dress sale held 10y this
store Mr.. Duffy gains the confidence of
his customers by always looking after
their interests and giving them the best
the markets afford 49,.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
MILITARY COURT
To TRY OFFICER

SAVANNAH. GA, June PA m|-
itary court comprising officers from
many army posts in the South has been
ordered to convene at Fort Screven
Thursday for the trial Of an important
case there
Captain James Mayes, of the Tenth
infantry will he the judge advocate.
The other members viii be Colonel
James Parker, Eleventh cavalry Fort
Oglethorpe Colonel C. r. Allan Fort
Barrancas. Florida Colonel C.. A Ben
nett, Fort Caswell Colonel T. A. Hay
ney, Fort Monroe. Lieutenant Colonel
H. r Hale. Seventeenth infantry, Fort
Mcpherson: Major Andrew Hess. Fort
Monroe Major F. " Coe. Fort Mon
roe Major f. O Curratt. Fort Sore
ven Major D'A. Pearce, Fort Dade;
Major II d Clark Capt W q. Baker
It Is understood that Major Wood
berry. chief surgeon al the post will
be tried upon serious charges that have
been preferred against him.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
AILING SKIN
is HEALED
BY POSLAM

The action of Poslam in the cure Of
any SKIN disease is immediate It stops
itching alays suffering and heals with
wonderful rapidly. Aggravated cases OF
eczema are cured quickly, to the surprise
and qualification Of those unable To Sc
cure results by other means
All skin diseases. including acne, tet-
ter, salt rheurn piles, psoriasis, scalp
scale BARRIERS and every form of Itch,
are eradicated by Poslam Overnight
treatment is often sufficient for minor
troubles such as pimples. red and in
famed noses, rashes, complexion blem-
ishes etc.
POSLAM SOAP used daily for toilet
and battle will keep the skin in healthy
condition, and improve its color and tex
ture II offers the healing medication or
For free samples, write to the Elmer
for tender skin and erupuonal and scalp
troubles
All druggists sell Poslam (price so
cents) and Poslam Soap (price % cents)
For free samples write 10 the Elmer
gency LABORATORIES, 30 West Twenty fifth
street. New York City
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-06-24
ATLANTA DRUGGIST
DESERVES PRAISE

Jacobs Pharmacy Company deserves
praise from Atlanta people for intro
ducing here the simple buckthorn bark
and glycerine mixture, known as Adler
i-ka. This simple German remedy first
became famous by curing appendicitis,
and it has now been discovered that A
SINGLE DOSE removes sour stomach.
gas on the stomach and constipation
INSTANTLY. 1t is the only remedy
which never fails.