The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-03-15
III E A X D
By
X u B E

AMONG other hats still in the ring is
that of old Boreas.
MERCY, Read these headlines from
by Trapper's heirs
ONE good thing about the continued
cold weather is that the average man
is quite happy because spring house
cleaning is being delayed.
MANY barber shops, it is reported,
have abolished tipping, but so far they
all work the hair restorer racket.
TAFT is given power to halt the
shipment of arms. we read in the con-
gressional proceedings This is likely
to make the next election in Gary a
little more peaceful
THIS is the time of the year that we
like to hear about The Shamrock and
the Rose" Colleen Bawn." Erin Go
Bragh," etc.
FRENCH politicians are using aero
planes in their campaigns. We hate
to guess the consequences should the
Hon. NJ. Nap Castleman go up in
hydroplane well stocked with Battle
Axe plug.
PERSONALITIES are not to be per-
mitted in the fight for the delegates
tdHtpalSD As matter OF TACT We
might add that they always eliminat tie
personalities at the beginning of a
campaign.
JUMPING Jeosisserus, Congress is
figuring upon Investigating the base
| ball trust.
WE have been assured under prom
! Uses of the deepest secrecy that T.. r
will carry the Deep River precinct in
| case of preferential primaries.
| "TANGAM semen, etc.. isn't Indiana
Harbor lithuanian. Merely Latin
phrase that the old Romans used when
they wanted to say TIL put 1t over
him.
| WE'LL, there but few days left of
that six weeks ground hog period
| INDIANAPOLIS baseball park own
ers have ordered ten tons of peanuts to
| be sold during the summer. Always
thought that the capitol fans were nut
~.
/ FROM what we can Gull from the Los
Angeles gleanings Mr.. Clare barrow
has bumped into the dictagraph and Is
| preparing to send to Gary for advice on
how to treat injuries of this nature.
] WE read in The Examiner that a
| fellow down in Illinois married a wo-
man who is the mother-in In law of his
son. and that the groom is now the
father-in-law of his own son and the
stepfather of his own daughter in law. .
etc Maybe you can figure this ont
we can't
j YOU can figure that the boy who
doesn't get up on the first summons
IN the morning isn't going to be a
statesman because he does not answer
la call.
| GIRLS.s Prince Pignatelli d'Araron
has arrived in this country. but If you
are not over anxious for a title wait
for a while and Duke Porkerino or the
Count d'Hogalulu may condescend to
honor US with a visit.
| GREAT excitement in Gary the other
night, The S:35 Wabash train came in
at S.35.
!. LETS see, just before T. r. was presi-
dent you could get a pound loaf for q
nickel. We all could afford butter and
, you could get big pail of beer for a
nickel. Now, look at your pocketbook
AND even this much the TAX.
ing of her hand, her nearness. the
sight of the exquisite curve Of
her slender figure and her floating hal,
caused him anguish unspeakable.
we read on page 2ss of The Reason
Why. by naughty Efinor Glyn. She
must have been something like one O.
these Lowell beauties.
OF course, when the Gary democrat.
t sprang their little joke the other nigh
, and discussed grave issues at Finerty'.
morgue. they surely must have saie
something about the Rough Rider.
third term chances.