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Evening star., 1912-09-05
And these remnants:

10 Womens Pink and Light Blue Marquisette
Gowns: low round neck and short sleeves: trim
med with fisheye lace. soc each. We're 81 90.
IL Long Kmonos of pink and light blue figured
lawn square neck n sleeves, belted at waist
SOC each Were $1.m.
Nainscok Combination Suits. trimmed with
valenciennes lace edge and insertion, 90 each.
Were 81 90.
:: Nainsook Hand embroidered initiated Chem
ises. Csc each. Were ST .O0.
Third floor. Eleventh ST.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Friday Specials in
Tennis RacketS.

To close OUT the stock Of Tennis Racket:
remaining from eur recent special sail
unusually low prices have been placed OF
them, affording excellent values not OTTER
pbtainable.
$500, $40 and $4.OO Rackets.
Now .95 each.
$500 and $3.50 Rackets. Now $1.2o.
Fourth floor, Tenth st.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
RECORD CROWD TODAY
VISITING CUMBERLAND.
Home Coming Throngs Swell
ed by Members of Fra
ternaI Organizations.
Special Dispatch to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
CUMBERLAND Md, September .
This is the big day of home coming week
and the throng is the greatest Cumber-
land has yet had. The day is given to the
secret and fraternal organizations. The
parade of the fraternal societies took
place at noon. The three prizes of $I5,
$50 and SO for the largest number of uni
formed men in line were a stimulus for a
large turnout. The parade was in three
divisions and included the Tonkoway and
kiowa tribes of the Improved Order of
Red Men; Cumberland Lodge. No 211.
Loyal Order of Moose; the Foresters of
America and Cumberland and Queen City
lodges. Knights of Pythias, besides other
organizations. Each division was headed
by band. 1t was one of the longest pa
rades of the week. more than 1000 men
being in line.
The excursion from West Virginia came
| in today. and 1t was the largest of the
week. The special train over the West
ern Maryland railway from Elkins and
intermediate points was packed.
Rifle Tourney Under Way.
The western Maryland tournament, un-
der the auspices of the Cumberland Gun
|
crack marksmen to the city, began this
morning at o'clock. and will continue
tomorrow. Today's program calls for
| ten events, and there are fifteen targets
for each event. There are many prizes
| to be awarded.
Much interest is being shown in the
| floral auto parade, which will take place
this evening. There are more than 300
motor cars in Cumberland, and major
iity of these are expected to appear for
the prize of $50 for the best decorated
| vehicle.
The sham naval battle last night was
very realistic. An old motor boat was
two other boats. Mandarin f1recrackers,
which make a deafening explosion. and
Roman candles were used
The canoe parade takes place this even
| ing. The prize for the best decorated
canoe will be $40. and for the next best s..
| best S..
Tne receipts of Tag day yesterday will
reach nearly $500, or $500 more than
was expected.
Homecoming Firemen Win.
The parade of the firemen yesterday
was led by mounted police and eight
members of the parade committee in
martial attire on horseback. The prize
for most men and best appearance in
parade was awarded the Good Will Fire
Company, Lonaconing. The fremen did
fancy drilling along the line of march,
which called for much applause.
| The races were held on Paca street be-
fore large assemblage. The team of the
Antietams of Hagerstown, Henry Bur-
ger. captain, and William Ecton, man
ager. won, time, 4OA seconds. The Mid
land teams time was 43A seconds. The
| prize drill was held in the City Hall
Square and the Good Will Company of
| Homecoming, the only contestant, was
| awarded the prize.
Sheriff Corfield appeared at the race
| track early in the afternoon and stopped
| the wheel which was being played for
! money. The wheel ran Monday without
| interruption. No arrests were made. the
| sheriff simply demanding that the PLAY
| be stopped.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Travelling Goods Department.

36-in. Trunk. made of hard fiber. 80.
Was $26.O0
l 34-in. Trunk. strongly made $685. Was
$3.50
! 3Sn Steamer Trunk. $500 Was SO. 90.
at $1,000. Was $500
24-in. Black WARNS Suit Case. all parts
hand sewed S1675. Was S40.OO.
24in. Black Cowhide Suit Case: 500. Was
5000
lin. Sole Leather Suit Case. fitted with
toilet articles. S12 ID Was $500
1 24-in. Suit Case. S45o. Was $500.
l 22n Suit Case, made of horn alligator.
S15.O0. Was S25O0..
2 24-n. Suit Cases, made of good Cowhde
lea ther. two straps enrirciing ease. $500 each
Were $50
15n Black CoNhide Bag s495 Was SIS 80.
l 15-in. Black Seal Bag $1,000. Was $1,000.
I 1S-in. Black Cowhide Bag. fitted with toilet
articles. $500 Was $1,000.
Second door. st.
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Black Dress Goods Department.

yds. 42-in. Silk aud Wool Poplin. - o.
Was $500.
-. yds. 56-in. Storm Serge. $3.50. Was s. sn
AS yds. 58in. Imported Suting $7.ao Was
50 CO.
2Ls yds 46-in. Lupin's Wolfe $500. Was &5.31
81. yds. 45-in. Mohar Sicilian. So 80. Was
81 "a
2Is yds. 45-in. All-siIk Crepe. $3.50. Wss
S. 25
4,. yds. 45-in. Crepe Dc Paris. &4loo. Was
81 o.
Second floor, C IT.
Evening star., 1912-09-05

the oyster running fleet. She registered
% gross and II net tons register. and
is 4O5 feet long 1874 feet beam and
four feet deep. Newport. N j., was her
building point and she was launched in
1879. Her hailing port was Aiexandria.
Capt Stanford will obtain larger ves-
sci to- put In the oyster trade to this
city this fall and winter
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Will Discuss Postal Banks.

The relation of the postal savings
bank to the banking system of the
country will be discussed by Theodore
l.. Weed, director of the postal savings
system, in an address at the meeting
of the American Bankers Association
at Detroit, Mich, September 8 to 13.
Evening star., 1912-09-05

$500 the Garment.
10 $500 Black Serge Suits.
$a9.J0 Black Serge Suits.
L SO: Navy Blue Serge Suit.
> $3.50 Cream Serge Suits.
= $l9JO Cream with black stripe Serge
Suits.
4 $500 Cream Serge Suits.
$500 Cream with black stripe Serge
Suits.
l $500 Natural Pongee Suit.
3 $500 Natural Pongee Suits.
= $500 Black Pongee Suits.
l $3.50 Pink Chiffon Dress
I $500 Lavender Crepe Dress.
. $500 White Chiffon Dresses.
l $500 Blue Chiffon Dress.
> $500 Cream serge Dresses.
/ $3.50 Cream Serge Dress.
! $500 Tan Whipcord Dress.
/ $500 White Whipcord Dress.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Merino Underwear Department

15 Womens Continuation Suits. high neck.
long sleeves and ankle length fall weight: sizes
) and 4. s1.OO each. Were 81. 90.
IL Womens Extra size Vests. high neck and
short sleeves; medium weight; size g. 25c each.
Were :,5c.
20 dozen Women's Silk-lsle Combination Suits.
high neck, long sleeves and ankle length: fall
weight; all sizes, 90 each. Regularly $l.50
Main floor + st.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Hosiery Department.

21 pairs Children's Fine Ribbed Black Cotton
Hose; double knee toes and heel: size 6, l2lsc
pair. Were CSC.
1S pairs Children's Plain Black Cotton Hose.
with white sOles; fall weight; sizes IL and g.
35c pair. Were SIC and SAC.
Main floor. L
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Third floor, G st.
Friday Specials in
Women's Dressing Sacques and
Silk PetticOatS.

A lot White Lawn Dressing Sacques. I'm
several good styles, trimmed with en-
broidery.
Special price 69c. Were S1.OO and $3.50.
A lot Extra-size Black Taffeta SILK Pet
ticoats, with tucked flounce.
Special price, S2.7o each.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Women's Lingerie Waists.

Fashioned of lawns. batiste, VOi1es
marquisettes and other sheer materials
in the seasons best styles, and variousl
trimmed.
81 s29j Waists now 500.
- $50 Waists now $1.01.
20 $50 Waists now $1.1J.
Third floor, G st.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
he probably will be put in the Chesa-

She probably will be put in the Chesa-
peake bay oyster trade to Baltimore.
The sale was made about two weeks ago.
The Kemble for several years past has
been employed in bringing oysters from
the lower river beds to this city In the
fall and winter season, and in summer
Capt Stanford had her at Colonial
Beach to take pleasure parties out on
fishing expeditions. She Is an able craft
and brought more oysters to this market
In q season than probably any vessel in
Evening star., 1912-09-05
SCHOONER s. C. KEMBLE SOLD.
Vessel Will Be Put in Oyster Trade
by Capt. T. Hall.

The two-masted bay schooner 8. c.
kemble has been sold by Capt. George
Stanford of Colonial Beach to Capt. T.
Hall OF the eastern shore Of Maryland.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
SETTLES SOUR, UPSET STOMACH IN 4
FIVE MINUTES S-PAPE'S D|APEPS|N.
AS soon reaches the stomach all that distressing
gas, Sourness, Heartburn and Indigestion vanshes.

Get a large tifty-cent case of Pape's
Diapepsin from any drug store and
nut your stomach right. Stop being
miserable-life is too short-you are
not here long. so make your stay
agreeable Eat what you like and
digest It: enjoy IL, without fear of re-
bellion I'm the stomach.
Diapepsin belongs I'm your home.
Should one of the family eat some
thing which doesn't agree with them
or in case of an attack of indiges-
tion. dyspepsia. gastritis or stomach
derangement. IL Is there to give the
quickest, surest relief known.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
$o.7s the Garment.
Women's Skirts.

Is White Iinon and Rep Skirts. soiled from
display 1896 each. Were 3.95 and 800
20 White Pique and Linen skirts. including
very large sizes. 69c each. Were 81 90.
~ Linen Skirts in natural. gray and navy blue
shades. $3.50 each. Were S3.95.
Black Chevot Riding Habit. with divided
skirt: size 81. SD 80 Was $3.50.
Green Serge Riding skirt; - waist. 36
length $500. Was $1,000.
Evening star., 1912-09-05

THE Double Cross Outfit" by Ida
Speed. is a strong tale of rivalry in love
among cowboys. See our next Sunday
Magazine.
Evening star., 1912-09-05

The thirtieth annual meeting of the
Maryland State Pharmaceutical Associa-
tion convened Tuesday evening at the
Blue Mountain House, near Pen-Mar.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
And these remnants :

Hanging Porch Swing of natural uood win
steel chains for hanging. $3.50. Was So no.
Baseball Mitt. slightly soiled. S1.W. Was
$3.50.
Base-Bal Fielder's Glove. Si.:0. Was 81 80.
Fourth floor, Tenth 81.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Friday Clearance
Swinging Hammocks.

Our remaining stock of Swinging Ham,
mocks in a variety of styles and color
ings. marked at prices that will effect
their immediate clearance. Perfect goods
and in every way desirable.
500 and $500 Hammocks now $500
100 Hammocks now f9c.
Evening star., 1912-09-05

II you want work read the want col
umns Of The Star.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Friday Specials an
Boys Clothing and Furnishings.

lot of Boys Double breasted Suits o.
medium weight materials in good service
able shades of brown and gray; sizes 10
to Is.
1915 each.
Were 500 and $500
A lot of Boys Laundered Madras
Blouses, plain and plated fronts. with
and without collars, In neat figured and
striped patterns: sizes to i6.
1.,c each. Were $1.o0.
A lot of Boys All-wool Double-breasted
and Norfolk Jacket Suits. in the desirable
brown gray and new blue-gray effects:
medium and light weights; sizes TO Is.
$500 each.
Were $500 and $40.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
Final Summer Clearance Prices on
Women's, Misses and Girls Outergarmel

Suits Coats Skirts Waists marked prices that be-
their actual value immediate disposal bei
he Ohiect
Evening star., 1912-09-05
And these remnants:

1s Double breasted Khaki suits. with knicker-
hooker pants; sizes a. TO- II. ID. IL and 10
81 80 each. We're So. 81.
IS Washable Russian and Sailor Blouse Suits.
in neat striped patterns: sizes ~ To 10. zoe
each Were 81 90 81 ~ and 81 SO
Light weight Reefcrs In plain rcd ma
terial: sizes q. Z. and .. 81 so each. Were
$500 and $500
IL Boys Cloth Golf Caps. in dark and light
effects: all sizes. 2,c each Were soc.
- Allsilk Four-in- Hand Ties. In seryiccahie
striped pattcrus . for 25c Were 25c each.
20 BOYS and Childrens Straw Hats In de-
sirable shapes: all sizes, a5c each. Were ST."
and 81 80
Third floor. Tenth 81.
Evening star., 1912-09-05

$2.o5 the Garment.
10 S5.775 Striped Tissue Dresses.
IL s5.75 Gingham Dresses.
10 500 Pique Dresses.
= $1,000 Children's Cream Serge Dresses.
1 $f2.J Child's Russian Linen Dress.
l $40 Child's Linen Dress.
$500 the Garment.
+ $3.50 Linen Suits.
S1o.H Linen Suits.
3 s16.J0 Linen Suits.
) $1S.75 Linen Suits.
$40 Serge Coats.
$1,000 Tan Raincoats.
6 5000 Lingerie Dresses.
Il S1O.75 Striped Wolfe Dresses.
:; SS.7J Natural Linen Coats.
10 S6.75 Figured Lawn Dresses
$o.75 the Garment.
= $3.50 Natural Linen Coats.
1 $500 Natural Linen Coat
: slJ.c0 Navy Blue Serge Coats.
3 $1,000 RaincoatS
6 $3.50 Chiffon and Crepe Meteor Dresses
3 $3.50 White Lingerie Dresses.
3 $500 White Lingerie Dresses.
$3.50 White Lingerie Dresses.
3 $1..JO White Lingerie Dresses.
Evening star., 1912-09-05
We Close Daily S PM; Saturday at / PM.
Tomorrow--An Unusually Important Remnant l

An important d beausethe closing Of the summer
f
b
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SHERIFF'S EXECUTION SALE

Under and by virtue OF an Execu-
tion issued out of and under the seal
of the District Court OF the State of
| Minnesota, In and for the Eleventh
Judicial District, and County of St.
Louis, on the 31st day Of October.
1912, upon a Judgment rendered and
| docketed Ia said court and county in
an action therein, wherein Jacob
| Maxi was Plaintiff, and Chas. Niemi,
| Arvid Kantola and John Herranen
| was Defendants. i'm favor of said
Plaintiff and against said Defendants
Chas. Niemi, Arvid Kantola and John
| Herranen and each of them for the
sum of Two hundred seventy-six and
| 10-IO0 1915. 10y dollars, and One and
40 100 dollars increased costs which
said execution has to me, as sheriff Of
said st. Louis County, been duly
| directed and delivered. l have levied
| upon and will sell at public auction
to the highest cash bidder, at the
| Sheriff's Office in the Court House, in
the City OF Duluth, in said County OF
| st. Louis. on Thursday, the 18th day
| of December. 1912, at ten O'Clock in
| the forenoon Of that day, all the
4 right, title and interest that the above
/ named judgment debtors had in and
! to the real estate hereinafter describ-
ed on the 30th day Of July, 1912, that
being the date OF rendition Of said
Judgment, or any interest therein
Which said Judgment debtors may
have since that day acquired. The
description of the property being as
| follows, to-wit:
] North half of Southwest quarter
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AHIsTucKaCv.
rs your mother at home, Bub?"
mo, sir. Mother is at the police

rs your mother at home, Bub?"
mo, sir. Mother is at the police
station"
What is she doing there?'
Furnishing bail for our chauffeur,
who was arrested while taking her
to town in our automobile this morn
Ing"
rs your father here?"
mo, sir. Father is in court"
Il see. He is helping your mother
to get the chauffeur set free, is
be-"
mo, father has been indicted for de-
btroying books that the government
wanted in a trust-busting case"
And are you the only child your
parents have?"
mo, sir. l have a sister,"
rs she at homer
She's out at one of the coun-
try clubs entertaining a French count"
We'll, 1t is evident that your
family belongs to our most aristocratic
circle"
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OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS
- OF THE
CITY COUNCIL,
CITY OF ELY.

Ely. Mimi, November 10, 1912.
On motion Of Alderman Hodge, sup
ported by Alderman Buccowich that
Alderman Childers act as chairman,
the regular meeting Of the city coun-
Gil was called to order at 8 O'Clock p.
m.
Roll Call:-Present Aldermen Buc-
cowich, Banovetz, Childers. Hodge
and Luhtanen. Absent, Alderman
Harri.
Liquor license application of Frank
Gasperlin requesting that a license be
granted him to sell Intoxicating liqu-
ors for a period of one year from the
2Sth day of November 1912, to the
9th day Of November, 1913, in the
lower front room in the building
located on lot 3. block 6 of White
sides Addition to Ely, was read.
Moved by Alderman Buccowich sup
ported by Alderman Banovetz that
the liquor license application of
Frank Gasperlln be accepted and the
license granted upon filing of proper
bond. Carried.
Liquor license bond of Frank Gas
%perlin:with the Illinois Surety com
pany as sureties thereon for the re-
quired amount Of $4,000 was read.
Moved by Alderman Hodge support
| ed by Alderman Buccowich that the
liquor license bond of Frank Casper
lin be approved. Carried.
Communication from Atty. A. j.
Thomas with reference to claims for
damages to property adjoining the
septic tank was read.
Moved by Alderman Hodge, sup
ported by Alderman Buccowich that
the communication be accepted and
the city attorney be authorized to
make settlement for amount stated.
| Carried.
Clerk of Courts report showing fines
and fees collected and deposited with
the city Treasurer for the month of
| October to have been $500 was
read.
Moved by Alderman Hodge, sup
ported by Alderman Buccowich that
the report be accepted and filed. Car
ried.
Moved by Alderman Luhtanen sup
ported by Alderman Buccowich that
the Council adjourn until November
26, at 8 o'clock, p. IN. Carried.
1. visited, JR.,
City Clerk.
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Generous Bow,

Little Harry's parents always kept q
barrel Of apples In the cellar. Not long
ago they moved mex door to an or
phans' home. Shortly after moving
Harry's mother noticed that the ap-
pies disappeared with great rapidity.
Harry" she asked one morning.
what is going on with u apples?"
Mother" he replied, II have to eat
a great many apples"
II am willing that you should have
all the apples you want. But why do
you eat SO many lately?"
Well, l have to eat a great many
cause the orphans want the cores
Judge.
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Noble Sacrifice.

why doesn't Jabez Jones go to
work and get prosperous?"
Because" replied the loyal friend,
she's a patriot who never neglects his
duty as a citizen. He has been a
member of the petty jury three times.
a member of the grand jury twice, a
delegate to four conventions and has
gone unresisting to the legislature fire.
quently. What time has he had to
himself?"
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department OF the lnleTlOT.
u. S. Land Office at Duluth, Mimi.
October 29th, 1912.
Notice is hereby given that Joseph E. Hal
stead, whose post-office address is Jamestown,
N. D., did, on the End day of October, 1911,
file in this office Sworn Statement and Applica-
ton, No. O9827, to purchase the Wa OF NEA.
Section -, Township. o. N. Range W., Attn
D. m, and the timber thereon, under the
provisions of the act of June 8: 1878, and acts
amendatory, known as the Timber and Stone
Law" at such value as might be fixed by ap-
praisement. and that. pursuant TO such apPlica-
ton, the land and timber thereon has been
estimated and valued by the applicant. the TIM
Der estimated 1000 0 board feet at s2:0O per M;
and the land $780, 90; that said applicant VIII
offer final proof in support OF her application
and sworn statement on the 10th day OF January
1913, before the Register and Receiver of the U.
S. Land Office at Duluth, Mimi.
Any person is at liberty to protest TINS purchase
before entry, or initiate a contest at any time
before patent issues, by filing a corroborated
| affidavit in this Office, alleging facts which
| would defeat the entry.
Applicant names the following witnesses:
Charles F.. Fish, of Minneapolis, Mimi Sam
uel A. Barsh, of Duluth, MINI.
lis l-3 Chas. h. Hartman. Register.
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Application for Liquor License

State of Minnesota, L.
County of st. Louis,
Notice is hereby given that applica-
tion has been made in writing to the
city ouncil Of the city of Ely and
filed in the Office Of the city clerk
praying for a license to sell intoxicat-
ing liquors in the lower front room of
the building situated on Lot 3, block
6, Of WhiGesides addition of the
city Of Ely, and to the following
named person, to-wit:
FRANK GOSPERLIN
for the term of one year, beginning
Nov. 18th, 1912, and ending Nov. 9th,
1913.
Said application will be heard and
determined by said city council at the
council chambers in the city hall in
said city, county and state on Nov.
10th, 1912.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said city this End dav Of Nov, 1912.
(SeaD l.. VISITED, JR., city clerk.
11-S IS
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Notice For Publication.
Department OF the Interior.
TT G To~1 nGcoa - n,I,,th M;n-

Department OF IHt IUttTIOT.
u. S. Land Office at Duluth, MINI.
Oct. 10, 1912.
Notice is hereby given that Kaarlo Ahlbek Of
Little Marais, Mimi. who, on September 5th,
1906, made Homestead Application, No. 22371.
Serial No. O5674, for SW4, Section S, township
SO north, range 8 w. 4th p. m, has filed notice
or intention to make Final Five Year Proof to
establish claim to the land above described. be-
fore Register and Receiver U. S. Land Office at
Duluth, Mimi, on the 18th day of November, 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses: Herman 1.
Mimi.
1O11 Ills Charles r. Hartman. Register.
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Notice For Publication.
Department of the Interior.
s. Land Office at Duluth. Mimi.

D6pdII HItHI OF IIC IHlSIIOII
U. S. Land Office at Duluth, Mimi.
Aug. 10, 1912.
Notice is hereby given that Charles Sumner
Purvis. of Ely, Mimi who. on April 1st,
No. o5o1S, for Lot /. VIZ of SWA Section %.
and NW4 of NWA of Section 80, township
62 north, range Is west, 4th p. M, has filed notice
of intention to make Final Five Year Proof, to
establish claim to the land above described, be-
fore Register and Receiver U. S. Land Office at
Duluth, Mimi, on the 9th day of December. 1912.
Claimant names as witnesses: Andrew By
strom and John Mahady of Tower, Mimi, Joe
Girzine and Frank Tonkavitch Of FL y, MINI.
ILL 1876 Charles F. Hartman, Register.
w. II. Smallwood, Atty.
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Too laxative.

90 dIkdtIVe.
1t was a beautiful evening, and Ole,
who had screwed up courage to take
Mary for a ride, was carried away by
the magic of the night.
Mary" he asked, will you marry
me?"
Eyes, OLE" she answered softly.
Ole lapsed into a silence that at last
became painful to his fiancee.
"Ole," she said, desperately, why
don't you say something's"
SAY tank" Ole replied, they bane
too much said already."-Success.
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q Reflection.

"It is a curious thing in public life, |"
said Virgins, as he laid his news
paper on the table, that a windy, loud
mouthed impostor often succeeds,
while men of great merit are passed
over"
mot at ALL" replied Bobley.' IT'S
the most natural thing in the world
to put the blower before the grate."-
Puck.
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Have you written your thesis for
graduation YETI"
Haven't started it. How can | find
time for such things when l have to
spend most of my time trying on my
graduation gown"
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How She Felt About 1t.

Hubby (who has just received the
bill)-You look awfully jolly in that
dress, Nelly, but it cost a ~frightful lot
Of money.
Wife-Yes, dear, l know it did, but
I don't care about money when it's q,
question Of pleasing you.-Illustrated
Bits.
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The Truth.

"Jaggs told a story about being held
up the other night on his way home.
Do you think there was any truth in
it?"
Certainly there was. I saw the
whole thing myself, and his friends
on the job had their hands full hold
ing him up, too.s
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What Makes the Valet.

US HvSNSo tuS saiS
TITS SO ridiculous" sad Cholly Sap
head, "to say that clothes don't make
the man."
"Indeed?" said Mrs. Peppery.
"Yaas. You see, If a fellow like me
didn't have such lots of clothes he
wouldn't need a man." - Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1912-11-22
The Fate of linnhx.

81 was talking to Dggby this norm
ing about the latest dreadnought. He
didn't appear to be much Interested"
II should think not! Diggby mar
ried one" :.