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The evening world., 1912-12-10
The Conquest
Of COnSta nc
OPERATOR AT THE HOTEL ~
Bu Alma woodward

9 O.. CTAs nsw Yss4 Dss.las Wss0.
THIS jotnA too. Some swell Gktrt = SsoD
up 70 ct . numbsr. An ne minute -
Iampsd my million dollar bouaust shSN0
be knocked osld. Not one W 'e0 ~
aavthin' "a me. n Met way. Ws1 q
went smooth untN enc Aay wAsa ~
soin' TO assist q . wen rsssDtiea -
Stalrs. Ths AAy S3vin' = tsok . l10o0
- NE an made ths manAGr IT - -
- ! wsue - 70 A6h1llss (eAaa ~ -
msnnaaRsr) - tsaA ~ Aew 4 ~
An sai1 % hint New, - ~ 1QQH
dsst-thsrSs ssiA' - - Slaas eAssv -
day IN don't want No sos b - -
. Sthsr. ossf ~ shsa Z wsaA osas -
Apoao. ---- -
"'Bout . hAk heE l.esr ~ sDAB
round this 'Rabiaa NlsekS dfsaA ~ .
bunoh Of aewsrs. II wus 3nst M sas
Nv them brsastpistss. an w GArosaias
an INES Nv the valisyi - SAsusht
him bslH - moe seout Il. ra - 'ssand
"a show him how lsslssA - lrsassa
- An did.
well. when I come a, Z ssuid 80 -
wus awfSA excited. He wus rushta'
around. shirr4n' his hair up In his
nngsrs an everything. An Just - Z
como through uhs door. he makes .
wild dive st ms an tears those howGv
ofrn me. smashes en- down on SOME
thin he had on the counter an ssnls
the boy shootin' through the door W1tA
t.
AN then he come UP an almost hugs
me an says I saved his life. An II
turns out that he got q rush funeral
| order-a nifty dollar one-an' he haa .
vacant spot In II an nothin' to an It
with. 80 he nabbed my decoration! ~
noweIa fer a-fer THAT!
why. say. I could'a' choked him, I
was that wrought up An when -
come whinin' bout H. an waMin' -
shove lot Nv old red carna lions Oh
me instead, Jus give him the graaA
raSoov'
The evening world., 1912-12-10
Mrs. Jars Going to Become Spugi
You Know About Spugs, Don't You l.?


ars to . mother that makes = mother
love them! But Mrs. strt~er and Clara
Mudridse- Smith are very enthusiastic.
not only IN the spug. but In sugenics
and scientific mental and physical de-
velopmsnt OF children"
Yes" vsntured Mrs. Jarr. but
THEY haven't any children. have
thsyr'
But Mrs oliver Belmont hast" re-
piled Mrs. Jarr quickly.
Then she lowered her tone:
''5he's . grandmother. Grandm0the'
to the Duchess of Marlborough chill
drsn. And THEY were raised by COM
petent nursery governesses and frau
leins. and they'll be dukes and Ouch
esses some day"
"There you see! Our children NIGH
Be the same!'' said Mr.. Jarr., but
The evening world., 1912-12-10


alas. they were not reared by hired help
In the Stately Homes Of England. We
brought them up ourselves in Harlem
nat. And while they are cute little
ducks they'll never b dukesr'
well. you can make fun all you Hike.
But. a. Mn. Stryver says, It's .
healthy sign when women Of unquss-
TONED social standing take up the arau-
Gus task Of chronological uplift. And I
VIII say for Mrs. oliver Belmont that
she did look grand. leading her division
IN the Suffragette parade! Besides. she's
doing all this Just for her desire for the
oetterment OF social conditions. You
shouldn't Saeer at society people. A
lot OF them are doing useful work h
the world, Mrs. Stryver SAW.
That's grand" said Mt. Jarr heart
hy. who knows but the day u st
hand whom II Gertrude again threatens
TO leave us, we can give her the lauHh
ana say Go your way. girl! A noted
society leader. interested in the ethical
and domestic betterment of the middle
classes. stands ready 10 step in and "a
| our general >housework for ~. free OF
charge"
IT'S when you talk like that -. %
ansry!' cried Mrs. Jar. why should
you sneer at society people when they
do try to DO Of benent to the masses
Would you have them do nothing
usefulT'
| They can be a. useful as they like,
90 far as am concerned" answered
Mr.. Jarr. Tn fact. I'm for that
think Frederick Townsend Martin. soci
ETY. and cotillon leader, Is all right, oil
right. He says he does q good deed
every day. Tn going to drop in on him
and borrow 80 az Christmas money"
HE won't give It to you" replied Mrs
Jarr. Hes . Spug. member Of tn,
Society for the Prevention Of Useless
/ Giving"
How then can ne DO good deed
every day." asked Mr.. Jarr. well
20 on to your spug meeting and tell mi
about II when como home"
The evening world., 1912-12-10
Exitthe Cow.
BY EuQene Gearv.

70 nanufacturs nilk from hay.--Daiy papsr)
In quaint Philadelphia, where swiftness
IL rare,
The schuylkin contributes Q generous
share.
These barbarous methods WIN soon pass
away
They are now making milk In Milwau-
kss from hay.
All hail to Milwaukee! From Sidewalk
to dome
She springs. Aphrodite-like. up from the
foam.
II beer made her famous-a burg of
renown-
MIX will add an additional sem to her
crown.
The fluid that. too. human Kindness
| denotes
VIII hencsrorth be for orators. drsamers
ana "potes."
The Juice Of the oocoanuts also passe-
They are now making milk In Milwau-
kse from hay.
The evening world., 1912-12-10

"a ssmpany hss bssu organised In Milwaukee
ERE'S news that Will bring IN"
- whole country good cheer.
i j And Il comes from . city re-
nownsd for it, beer.
The horse. out Of date. u quite pur'
poseless now.
And . movements on foot to Abolish
the COW. ..
That gentlsst Of beasts In the future
must do
FOR leather and exc rpissitudinous glue,
Her re4xn 10 completed and passed 70
her day
They are now making milk In Miiwau-
kee from hay.
The tactical Juice that Bostonians A.
feet
10 aided By pumps cut extremely low
nscked.
Chicago. her hvs-o'ciook tea to par
take.
Depends pretty much for her milk on
the Lake.
The evening world., 1912-12-10
Letters From the PEOPLE
A. - "Christma sanity"

~ 70 ~Chrsstmas Sanity"
70 NJ Editor u Tbs r,suins Void:
In answer to "a Plea for Christina
sanity; In regard to your CORE.
spondents criticism on Christmas tips
meme OF the reel p!ents has ever COM
PEELED any one to give up monsy a,
Christmas or at any other time Ths
correspondent accuses the public nj
large OF being cowardiy rather than
generous m giving dps. do not agree
with him I am an employer who has
always given Christmas tips ana have
never regarded Il As "oowardiy"
10. r. C.
The evening world., 1912-12-10
MAKE 1T HEARD.

lOMORR0w "wednesday, at p NJ, the Adermanic commit
tee investigating taxcabs will hold public hearing at City
Hail. Shall be hearing only for taxcab company lawyers
and grating hotel private stands and exorb
ant rates? Or shall the demand the New public for new
order Of SAFE cheap accessible ab with equal rights
standards be headsnd prevail? With the Taxicab Tests a.
declaration rights let the who believes axicab should tc
popular convenience and not luxury and collector Of graft
before the Aldermen and make this hearing final hearing
that shall put stop to vaciaon and delay
-<>
Prof Moore the New York City Of Education Il
composed OF foryslx well meaning Christian 10
weidy" ood-nentlon paving material o to speak,
The evening world., 1912-12-10

70 ths Editor Of The EVENING Void;
would like to protest against the
way buttons are 20 often put On clothes
We buy from the stores or taiiors No
matter how much 10 paid for . garment
the buttons often have to BE- reserved or
else they'll fall on. Can't the taiiors
take time to sew the buttons On % they
viii stAyf The purchaser hasn't always
the time. Soms law ought to be put IN
effect about It. What Do other readers
sayf c. L. q.
The evening world., 1912-12-10

an later en- ~cb
dental on purpose.
I dropped IN - 80
her an Y want
stag no msesi oeel
I think tAAk's Ne
nrst time rye esea
. place whore Asrs
wus fsiisrs 0olH'
70 wsts-N W.
really slsgsntr"
"F1nd a0ythSno
Shat le0lnsA Mo
W." I Inquired
The evening world., 1912-12-10
vx.'y'1 &@
SIS

lThs New York Evening World.
SSk HaS. sTRYvER wants me 70 ~
M sure and come over this after
AvA noon" said Mrs. Jarr at the
breakfast table. "shs and Clara Mud
ndGe-Smith are forming . spug."
Knit two. drop three, overcast pun.
knit four. bisHsc the edges. drop three.
knit four. owe, s.st. drop two. knit
easht- Sounds like football. Doesn't
nf''
Mrs. Jar gave Mr.. Jar . nxsA and
snssring stare ~ he uttered these cabal-
istic words.
What ARE you talking about any
wayf" she snapped.
Bout forming . 6pug." said Mr..
Jarr. Ute something in the knitted
goods line. isn't TT On. read the
Knitting Column in The Perfect Lady's
MasaxIns. And l read the chsss col
umns In the Sunday Dodo. White to
win In eight moves. to blacks stale.
mate All. what q fund Of useful In
formation one can gain by . general
scheme OF comprehensive readingr'
Sometimes l think you are not men.
tally competens. and sometimes I thinN
Il Ia simply an outbreak of Married
Mans Malicious Animal Magnetism" ~
tortsd Mrs. Jarr, Again I ask you
what ARE you talking about7"
Now. don't be rude. my dear" sait
Mr.. Jarr. calmly. when I do not DOM
prehend your remarks l Just sort o
The evening world., 1912-12-10

That early BIRD the Austrian Emperor who used to
O'Clock every morning reported be turning out regularly
1t $50. Fat to the South and Eastward.
The evening world., 1912-12-10
THE
FLORIST

Copyright, 1912. by The Pres Publidl'
car HAD the lest time las naghtr
exclaimed Constance. my g1r1
friends brother gave staS supper
The evening world., 1912-12-10
A Handful of Odd Facts.

~
~ Denver for smoking a cigarette
In . public thoroughfare.
Compared with 1862 the Great Eastseu
railway runs ten times the number u
trains to-day.
A total Of A.ooo,OOO in prizes was
awarded at various horse shows in ths
United States and Canada last year.
But two-hundredths OF an inch OF
rain was measured at Greenwich OBJ
servatory In England In April. maleing
It the dryest month recorded In csn-
fury.
The bank note washing machine whts6
has been in operation az Washington
for a short time has a capacity Of 0,oee
to So, 900 pieces in an elght-hour day.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1912-12-26

CUT OUT THIS COUPON and bring to
our store and we will accept it as $1,000 pay
ment on any piano on our floor, excepting Fri
days special listed in this issue. If you do not
wish to buy piano you will be given choice of
any piece of Popular Sheet Music of your own
selection in our stock. Only one coupon &C
cepted on Piano.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1912-12-26
Make the Test!

Compare our pianos. We know
we are offering better pianos at
lower prices than have ever been
sold in Madison. You'll say so
too when you come in and see our
line. IT you went to New York,
Chicago or any city you could not
find better values than we are
giving the people of Madison and
vicinity. ::
We want your patronage. We ex-
peCt to deserve it by selling better
pianos at lower prices than you
can find elsewhere.
Terms as low as $f.25 per week
if you desire the same. ::
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26

The Cheerful Color.
Gabe-Do you ever get the blues?
Steve-Not If | have the long green.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Voice of Conscience.

A western Kentucky negro was In
Jail awaiting trial for stealing a calf
His wife called to see him. On her
way out the %jailer, whose name was
Grady, halted her.
Mandy" he inquired, have you
got a lawyer for JIM"
mo, sah," said his wife. "Ef Jim
was guilty Id git him a lawyer right
away; but he tells me he amt guilty
and so, Of co'se. | amt amin to hire
none"
Mr.. Grady" came a voice from the
cells above. you tell dat niger won
an down thar TO git a lawyer-and
git a dam good one. too!"-Saturday
Evening Post.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Misinterpretcd.

William Shaw, the secretary Of the
famous Christian Endeavor society,
said in a witty after-dinner address In
Boston,:
There is a little Back Bay girl who
Is much interested in her auntie's
Christian Endeavor work. The little
girl was writing a letter to her broth
er at Yale one day, and in the midst
O; the epistle she looked up and said:
".Auntie, how do you spell devil?'
Devil cried her aunt, with a
shocked smile. why, child, don't you
know you mustn't use such a word as
devil?'
But, %auntie,' protested the little
girl, I want TO tell brother about your
Christian and devil meetings."
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
A WINNING START
4 Perfectly Digested Breakfast Makes
Nerve Force for the Day.

Everything goes wrong II the break.
fast lies in your stomach like a mud
pie. What you eat does harm If you
can't digest tit turns to poison.
A bright lady teacher found this to
be true, even Of an ordinary light
breakfast OF eggs and toast. She
says:
Two years agoI contracted a very
annoying form Of indigestion. My stom-
ach was in such condition that a sim.
pie breakfast of fruit, toast and egg
gave me great distress.
II was slow to believe that trouble
could come from such a simple diet,
but finally had to give it up, ard found
a great change upon a cup Of hot
Postum and Grape-Nuts with cream,
for my morning meal. For more than
a year l have held to this course and
have not suffered except when injudi.
ciously varying my diet.
Il have been a teacher for several
years and find that my easily digest
ed breakfast e a saving OF nerv-
Gus force for the entire day. My gain
of ten pounds in weight also causes
me to wan to testify to the value OF
Grape-Nuts.
"Grape-Nuts holds first rank at our
table"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's a reason" Read the little
book, The Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
Ever rcsd the above letter. A ne>s
~ appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
hleYeaf.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Meeting Emergencies.

Senator Dixon was condemninG q
piece Of political deception.
1.-THE thing was as fragrant" he SAFE
"as the railway case.
1.-TWO men, one OF them very si1stl
were passing through a station toward
the train gates when the bigger oa4
was heard to say:
1--we took a half ticket fur ySl
George. Yer SO little. yeIl pass. a
right
But protested George, how ab0uQ
my beard?' And he twiddled bis chfue
beard nervously.
"'Oh,' rejoined the other. tell 90
it's a MOLE"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Excellent Plan.

II see," said Mrs. De Jones, while
Mrs. Van lyle was calling, that you
have a Chinese chauffeur. DO you
find him satisfactory"
Hes perfectly fine" said Mrs. Van
lyle. ITO begin with, his yellow COM
plexion is such that at the end OF a
long, dusty ride he doesn't show any
spots, and then when | am out in my
limousine | have his pigtail stuck
through a little hole in the plate glass
window, and | use it as a sort OF bell
rope 10 tell him where to stop
Harper's Weekly.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Two Enough for Her.

He was a small boy with a dark,
eager face and he was waiting at the
end OF the line OF eight or ten per-
sons for a chance to make his wants
known to the librarian. When his
turn anne he inquired briefly: Have
you got Twenty Thousands Legs I'm
der the Sea'?"
NO." responded the librarian a lit
tie snappishly, for she was tired, I'm
thankful to say I've only got two.
They're not under the seal"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
mlE1i811I31

Aliens Ulcerine Salve Gu re sChrOnicU Ulcers, Bone
ers,ScrofulOus Ulcers. Xaricose Ulcers,In-
dolent Ulcers, Mercurial Ulcers. White Swell
Ing, Milk Leg, Fever Sores, aiiold cores. By nail zoe.
Booklet free. J. +. ALLkN Dept. AS, ST. Paul, MINI
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed fO ChaS. Fl. Fletcher.

DR. A. F. Peeler. Of ST. Louis, Mo, says: 81 have prescribed your Casscraa
in many cases and have always found it an efficient and speedy remedy
DR.. Frederick D. Rogers, of Chicago, ILL.,, says; / have found Fletchert
Castoria very useful in the treatment OF chldrens complaints.
DR.. William c. Boomer, Of Cleveland, Ohio says: In my practice I xu
glad TO recommend your Castoia, knowing it is perfectly harmless and
always satisfactory.
d: E. Down. of Philadelphia, Pa, says: "I have prescribed your Cas-
toria In my practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself and
benefit to my patients" I
DR.. Edward Parrish, Of Brooklyn, N. Y, says: "1 have used your Cas-
tora1 In my w household with good results, and have advised several
patients to Use it for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm" 4
Dr. e. B. Elliott. Of New York City, says: Having during the past six
years prescribed your Castoria for infantne stomach disorders, I most
heartily commend its use. The formula contains nothing deleterous
to the most delicate Of children" !.
Dr. c. G. Sprague, Of Omaha, Neb, says: Your Castorfa is In IDEAL
medicine for children, and frequently prescribe it. While do not advoJ
cate the indiscriminate use Of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria q nm
exception for conditions which arise in the care Of children" 4
DR.. j. A. Parker, of Kansas City. Mo, says: "Your Castoria holds ts
esteem OF the medical profession IN a manner held by no other proprac
try preparation. Ii Is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and chi
dren. In fact it is the universal household remedy for infantle ailments"
DR.. H. F. Merrill. Of Augusta, Me, says: "Castoria is n of the vey
finest and most remarkable remedies for infants and children. In my
opinion your CMtoria has saved thousands from an early grave. ! can
furnish hundreds Of testimonials from this locality az to .s emaeny
and merits"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26

Percy-f I were rich, my darling,
would you love me more than you do?
Virginia. might not love you any
more, Percy, but know ! would look
forward TO our wedding day with a
degree of Impotence that never seems
to possess me at present.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
The Writer Who Does Most,

That writer does the most who
gives his reader the most knowledge,
and takes from him the least time
G. G.. Cotton.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Her Affections Dampened.

A little girl was playing at the
table with her cup Of water. Her ia.
her took the cup from her and in
so doing accidentally spilled some OF
the water on her.
There" she cried, as she left the
table Indignantly. you wet me clear
to my acknowledgements Maya
zine.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
An Epicram.

It isn't every woman who will make
you a good wife who will make you a
good husband!-Satire.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-07-26
Study each cows rationA

Guinea fowls are always in do
mand.
Market your product to suit your
market.
Flavor in butter is more important
than color.
Keep a sharp lookout for the cab.
bage worm.
Coal and charcoal are great aids to
digestion in pigs.
The farm dog should not be allowed
to run the dairy COW.
Badly kept poultry quarters are usu-
ally the cause of lice.
Bundle foot is said to be nothing
less than a stone bruise.
Efficiency in directing the power Of
the horse means a great deal.
A treeless home is a lonesome look
ing place to m who Is a lover OF
trees.
The two row c%ultivator helps the
farmer to keep we'll ahead of the
weeds.
A home repair outfit will save you
many dollars before it ouuives it's use
fitness.
Trouble with weeds has caused
one thing.
Best poultry tonic on earth is
Gods tonic-the common dandelion
fed freely.
is worth a whole deluge of water a
week too late.
The quality of next years aspara-
gus will depend upon the growth
made this year.
The use of celery is obviously on
the increase, but the demand is for a
irst-class article.
Corn silage is valuable and efficient
for carrying beef breeding stock
through the winter.
You must watch goslings that are
Matched with hens, as lice weaken
and kill them easily.
If the fetlocks are clipped and the
horses legs are kept clean, scratch
ing will never bother.
Half bran, hold cornmeal. mixed
with skim milk. makes a good ra-
ton for young gosiings.
A dirty floor is not desirable in a
milking stable, but It is preferable to
a filthy, dusty atmosphere.
When the pea crop is over, clear
the vines and plant potatoes,
cabbage, sweet corn, beets, etc.
Late truck crops are grown chiefly
upon land from which hay has been
mown or following strawberries.
Do not pay out your good money for
a mass Of mixed feeds made out of
materials you know nothing about.
When you have carefully selected
the sows select a sire Of the same
breed from a good reputable breeders
herd.
A cloth will do a better Job Of
Boil the cloth frequently to keep it
sanitary.
Lime is a splendid disinfectant and
can be used to advantage in the sta
bles. hog houses and poultry houses
upon the farm.
Ducks in the garden will devour
many bugs, slugs and worms and can
scratch. Guinea hens also are
useful in the garden.
Cucumbers and cantaloupes will not
cross, as they are two different spe-
cies. No danger Of mixing if they are
planted alongside each other.
The chief crops which are grown for
n late market are cabbage, celery, Gu
cumbers for pickles, sweet corn. toma-
toes, squash and rutabaga turnips.
When meat is given to chickens It
is 4 good plan to mince very fine and
mix with meal, otherwise the chicks
dislike other food for several hours
afterwards.
To prevent roup setting in. when q
bird appears to have taken cold, wash
the birds face and nostrils with car-
hnEn onid di1,,fnl IN tho rroD.r:o-