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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
DYING GIRL CURED
Receivers After 81 Doctors Had
Given Her Up.
Tuberculosis-D diabetes Patient Sees
Light and Hears Voice Say: "Dor-
othy, Your Sufferings Are Over.
"Arise, You Can Walk"

Saved Dy an angel who
met her at the gates of death and
babe her turn back to mortal life,
Miss Dorothy KERN, who has been a
bedridden invalid from tuberculosis
and diabetes, is today running about
her home, 204 Wildwood road, as
though she had never been i'll day
in her life.
Miss KERN, who is a beautiful girl
twenty-five years old. had been given
UP to die by 81 doctors. Saturday
they announced that she would die be-
fore midnight. Sunday morning she
suddenly opened her eyes. Her moth
er bent over her.
Dolly. do you know me?" she
asked.
"Of course / do mamma" replied
the girl. Il am to get up. The angel
told me to. An angel from heaven
met me at the gates of death and
brought me back"
And the girl did get up, seemingly
under a mysterious influence, and ran
downstairs. A friend of the fairly,
an atheist. at sight of her fell on his
knees. praying to God.
Not less remarkable than the
restoration of her physical health is
the erect of her inexplicable expert
ence on her mind She came forth
from her visit to the valley of the
shadow with serene faith IN an inf
mite power, belief in a spiritual law
clarity of mental view and an elo-
quence of expression usually acquired
only after years of hard study.
Miss BERN has written an open let
ter in reply to the many queries which
she has received as to her recovery.
In this letter she says:
Il was conscious yesterday for the
first time in several days. 1t seemed
to me that / was slipping out of life.
| heard the whispers and sobs and
prayers of those who love me best
Everything grew black. did not
even think; I just drifted without an
effort, without thought, into deeper
blackness.
Suddenly / saw light-dazzling-
brighter than any IRE l had ever seen.
Stretched from out the great golden
fame | saw two hands. Then / heard
sweet voice say clearly, Dorothy,
your sufferings are over. Arise. You
can walk Then / heard mother ask
ing me if / knew her.
There is a science of religion as
well as a science in every phase of
the material universe. We live in the
midst Of wonderful lands In my own
case realize that my long illness and
quietness prepared me to receive a
message from the voice, which health
and success and ambition sometimes
stultify.
Il do not feel that the anchorite, the
dreamer or any of the ultra-religion-
lists are nearer God than any man or
woman today who accepts the truth,
and who opens the windows of the
soul to the light of the spiritual
world"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

1911, Mrs. -dallery was widow with
two grown children. According to
Mafiery, he was always nagged and
his wife encouraged her two children
to assault and mistreat him.
In the petition he also said that
when he went to his trunk he found 1t
had been broken open and his revolver
taken.
Mallory states that when he asked
for his revolver his stepson told him
he would be killed with his own gun II
he was not careful. Mrs Mallory, &C
ccrding to the petition. then an
nounced that she did not care to have
her second husband around the house
and Jrdered him to leave When he
star ed to leave the house Mrs. Nal
lery would not let him do so.
He then called policeman and was
permitted to depart in peace. He fur
Their stated that he treated his wife
with the best Of care. The children
fought him whenever Mrs. Mallery
gave the word. They separated in
June OF 1912.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
Then He VIII Have doors That WIZ
Move Mankind Most
Profoundly.
A nerfnmsr was talking snop.

A perfumer was talking shop.
when will my trade" he said. de
velop as II should? When Will perfume
sway mems minds as drink and fame
do now?
Il have a dog. Often in the country
ray dog will spy dead. rotting. sun
dried bird or fish. The door of that
carcass fills my dog with ecstasy. He
rolls upon 1t in delirium- 1t is diff
cult. even with club, to make him
stop. Well. there, Just there. is the
perfume that sways dogs, and dog
perfnmer, patenting it, would become
Millionaire.
"lhe serpent arum is a plant OF
strong odor. The arum has, indeed. a
stencil. Well. this stencil attracts to
il from miles around all those insects
that fed on carrion II you look into
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
"Rfack Hand" Writer'S Scheme Falls
io Fool Sleushs in New
Jersey.

Trenton, NJ J.-After being arrest
ed as a BLACK Hand" man, John
Lengnan of Hackensack declared to
the government inspectors that he got
his idea of crime from the moving pic
lures. Lengnan was arrested for send
ing a BLACK Hand" letter to John
Banta, a wealthy farmer, living near
Hackensack. He demanded $500. un-
der pain Of death.
Banta turned TIA, letter over to the
government authorities and they set a
trap for the writer. Banta was told
to put the money under a specified
tree, in a canvas bag to be placed
there by Lengnan, and then the jIspec-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
LIGHI MING STRIKES FAITH
at Plymouth Badly Damaged
BY Bolt.

Plymouth, Mass.-The national me-
mortal to the forefathers on Monu-
ment Hill was struck by lightning
and badly damaged. Several large
stones at the waist of the heroic fig
ure of Faith, which is the central one
of the group, are displaced.
A granite tablet inscribed with the
names Of the Pilgrims who came
over on the Mayfiower was blackened
by the lightning. 1t is thought that
the giant figure of Faith will have to
be taken down and repaired at great
expense.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
ObIioino.

A young man who had never testi.
fed before was called before the court
as witness in certain case. He
was somewhat fustered over the at
tention that was being paid him, aud
mumbled his words so that the young
woman stenographer could not hear
them distinctly. He was told to speak
plainly and to turn toward the stenog-
rapher.
Speak to the stenographer," said
the prosecutor.
At that the young man arose and
with deep bow to the lady said,
How do you do?"-Satire.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
sTEPcHILDREN BEAT HIM UP
That Is Plalnt Made by ST. Louis Man
Seeking Divorce From His
Militant Wife.

st. Louis.-Alleging that his life
was threatened with his own revolver
in the hands of his stepson, that he
was assaulted by his stepdaughter ard
that, after being ordered to leave the
house by his wife, Mrs. Nellie Mallory,
he was not permitted to do so In
peace, F. w. Mallory, a building con-
tractor, filed suit for divorce.
The petition further reads that
when Mallery married in November Of
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
His Last Resort,

young man who sought death
jumped off high bridge and was
saved He threw himself off a cliff
,and was picked up uninjured He shot
himself and got well; hung him self
and was cut down in time; tried gas
just as the company shut off the sup
ply; took poison ana took too much.
We'll, we'll" he Euttered, there's
one sure way left. I'll go and get a
job in some big factory"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
WASTE IN MINING OF COAL
Government Exp.-t Says 25o.ooo, coo
Tons Were Lost Last Year
Through Loose Methods.

washington.-Dr Joseph A Holmes.
director of the United States bureau
of mines. makes the statement in a
bulletin that during the last year one
half as much ceal has been wasted or
rendered unfit for use AS has been
mined and put on the market.
In view of this he thinks it is time
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

he was caught by Robert Matter, who
was unable to check the fall, and Os-
car Long then caught Matter, and In
this manner the trio held until rescue
came from the first aid corps.
1t was necessary to strap Kemble to
a plank to take hir to the bottom of
the slope and thence through steam
hole to another slope. 1t required four
hours Of the hardest kind OF work to
get him out.
A few hours later, while David
Silence was planning to clear away the
wreckage, he missed his footing. fell
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
HEROES TRY HUMAN CHAIN
Mining Comrades Risk Their Own
Lives When One of Their Num-
Der Meets Mlshap.

Pottsville, Pa---Two cars descend
Ing the slope at the Lykens colliery at
Lykens jumped the track and knocked
down a timber which struck aid
probably fatally injured Oliver KEN
BILE, aged nineteen years, who was
working about 100 feet from the bot
tom. AS he was rolling down the slope
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

that more vigorous efforts should be
made to reduce this enormous waste
not only in coal but in minerals gen.
orally. This is the purpose Of In
yegtigations now Under way by the
experts of the bureau, which invesri-
cations are made the subject of a
bulletin by Charles l. PARSONS, en-
titled Notes on Mineral Waste" In
his preface to the bulletin DR.. Holmes
says that during the last year IN pro-
ducing SOC. O00 900 tons Of coal there
were wasted or left underground In
such condition that it probably VIII
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
British Metropolis Leads in Mud

According to L. Meerson Clancy of
ST. Louis, who is now in London,
there is more mud in the British me-
tropolis than in any other of the big
cities he has been in, and his rec
ord includes Paris. Berlin, Vienna,
New York, Washington, Baltimore, St.
Louis and Milwaukee.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
The Educational step.Ladder.

We know what kindergarten is for:
1t is to educate children for the
primary grades.
We know what the primary grades
are for: they are to educate children
for the grammar grades.
We know what the grammar grades
are for; they are to educate children
for high school.
We know what the high school is
for: it is to educate children for col
lege.
But what does college, fit you for?-
Life.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
MatrimonY in Australia

Bridegrooms in Australia last year
ranged from sixteen to ninety-nine
years of age, and the records show
the youngest bride was fifteen, and
the Oldest eighty-two. One man OF
seventy-seven married a girl of eight
cen. 1t IS not surprising to learn
that more marriages were reported
from the country than ever before.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

Thomas A. Edison and Andrew Carne
gle are, previous guesses. The list bids
tar to resemble directory Of phil
snthropic multimillonaires. Mr..
Longy'aar, who thus has greatness
thrust upon him, made his money in
ore and timber lands in Michigan and
elsewhere in the west
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
Bee stInss Mule, OH Vol. YoIll

New York.--A mule plunged through
the wind shield OF touring car and
severely injured William A. Mclean
of Lewlsboro. a chauffeur
Charles Bo5urtha Of Greenvflle was
leading the mule by the halter A bee
lit on its nose and the frightened mule
SHE'D in front CT McLean's car. II
WIS knocked down, but jumped "
quickly. 1t fell through the wind
shield on to Mclean. The mule was
shot.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

500 Work Way Through Columbia.
New York.-More than 500 stu
dents at Columbia university worked
their way through college last year
earning s95,000, a. riding to the re
port of the committee on employment
Out Of the total number Of $50 stu
dents, there were AZ young women
who earned relatively Just as muck as
the men.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
TRAPPED BY CASH ON ROPE

tors placed ths selves in hiding to
wait for LengnaI. The latter almost
escaped, as he had cleyerly rugged an
serial rope tramway extending 800
feet from the tree to carry the money
to Sim. Tho prisoner confessed.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
SMELLS GAS; STRIKES oLIGHT
Julius Bone, a Waterman, Uphelds the
Tradition of His Family
Name.

New York-Julius Bone, watch
man in a stone factory, upheld the
tradition of his family name.
The factory which was intrusted to
Bones care is at 765 Stone avenue,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

days passed before the mistake was
learned, and when orders were tele-
graphed TO stop the vessel the Ala
bama had steamed from the Mersey on
voyage of destruction fer which we
had TO pay something more than the
price Of a Reorganization Chroni-
Gle
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
Mlstake cost s2o.ooo.ooO.

The temporary loss of an important
paper once cost this country nearly
$50 coo. 900. This was in connection
with the famous Alabama incident IN
the American Civil war.
The vessel was quietly constructed
al Birkenhead, and launched on May
Is. 1862. Then, and not till then.
suspicion OF its true character was
aroused, and case was prepared for
the law officers opinion. But the mes
senger entrusted with the papers put
them in the wrong letter box. Two
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
On iahe HONEYMOON

She-Edward, 45n'c look at the
scenery all the time. Look at me now
and then.-F1iegende Blaetter.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
Disturblno.
husband home ?"

''lIora, is my husband homer"
"Yes, mum; he's in the library
workin'"
"rhen wake him and tell him
want to see Ilim."-Satire.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

'Dou you believe in luck?"
Yes, sir. How else could l ae-
count for the success Of my neigh.
bors?"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

hingtcn.-Secretary of Com
merce and Labor Nagel has rendered
an official opinion that $25 week lie
enough to support family of three
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
An Old saxins Made New

More things would come to hint who
waits If they were not captured en- the
way by the man who won't wait. Lip
pincott's Magazine.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

75 feet and was instantly killed. The
blocking OF the slope has closed the
colliery.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

The world is full of the sort OF
friends who take to the woods when
trouble shows up
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
Kid Stuff.

Mother-Now, Willie, wash your
wrists and neck as we'll SO youi
hands and face.
Willie-Whos comm T. diDner?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
aspooninal, Is ProhlbIted.

Washington ~Spooning not al
lowed" is the inscription on notices
hung up on pleasure boats on the Pc
tomac river.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

Mrs Winsiow's Soothing syrup for ChIldres
:eet1iug. softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ZION, alays pain. cures wind collie, &c bottle
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

why do they call 1t Labor day?
inquired the mystified foreigner.
Its labor's day or" explained the
native.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

Some people would rather make an
effective disappearance than a good
appearance.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

not be recovered in the future 100000,
600 tons of coal.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

Auteist-How did you escape fine
Motorist--Our attorney proved the
copetable's watch was fast.--Judge.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

The political candidate who "also
ran" is unable to see wherein the
world is growing wiser
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
OLD SEA RIDDLE SOLVED

proved to Port Townsend relatives of
the Discovery's c,ev the truth of his
story.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

Guess at Philanthroplst's Identity.
John NJ. Longyear, of Brookline, is
now thought by his friends to be pos
sibly the mysterious contributor OF
s., 500, 900 TO Tech" Henry G. Frick,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

concrete wall The wall will be re-
paired Bone FASTENED home.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
CURES BURNS AND CUTS

Coles Carrolisalve stops the pain instantly
Cures quick No ser. All druggists. rs and SOC. Adv
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24
W.L.DOUCLAS
SHOES
"a nm 81 IN 81. On 81. 5f1 AND Sc. 90

THE STANDARD QUALITY FOR OVER 80 YEARS
W. Douglas saoes famous che world
oveeis rnainta
latest fashions for fall and winter
smaller
styles which
have L household word everywhere
Brockton, M and
yourself carefully w DOuas shoes made wou
ht better better hold
rhana the
-Topros eyouax ninsn I p
suhhtut~s WI Douglas IN 70
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1912-09-24

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and seq that it
Bears the ~ x~-
Signature of lIx%ZeIAw
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fleteher's Castcria
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
PRIZES AWARDED
BOYS CORN CONTEST.

The committee or. corn judges, COM
posed of J. S. Pritchett, J. G. Berry
and Mo nroe Fulkerson met last Sat
urday to pass upon the exhibits in the
boys corn contest worked up by Supt.
Depew. The exhibits were scored ac-
cording to the standard rules of corn
Judging, and number of valuable
prizes were awarded.
Ralph Hamilton was the winner of
the first prize in the acre contest he
having raised 103 bushels and As
pounds on one acre. This prize was
valued at $25 and consisted of one
Chattanooga Steel Beam Pillow given
by Summers-Parrot Hardware Co.,
johnson City; one pair w. L. Douglass
shoes or one pair Duchess trousers
offered by r. M. May & Son, Jones'
boro; and five dollars in cash or mer-
chandise given by j. s. Byrd Hard
ware Co., Jonesboro.
The second prize was won by Vim
cent Hamilton, who had raised "a
bushels. This prize was. valued at $15
and was made up of one Steel Beam
Oliver Chilled pillow given by Shipley
Hardware Co., Jonesboro; and five
dollars in goldlgiven by 8. l.. Keebler
Hardware Co., Limestone.
Jake Slonaker, on 10 bushel yield,
won the third prize of So worth of mer-
chandise offered by Gump's clothing
store, johnson City
For the best ten ears, Glen thinner
man won she first prize of $40, an
Oliver Chilled Pillow, given by w. J.
Barton Feed, Seed and Implement Co
johnson City.
Jesse Bayless, who also had raised
n bushels on one acre, was awarded
the second prize which was Nitro
Special shot gun given by Mountcastle-
Phlegar Hardware Co. Johnson City.
In the ten ear contest, the third
prize of five dollars in gold, offered by
the Teachers Association was not
awarded, some of the boys failing to
report according to the rules of the
contest. More than forty Boys enter
ed the contest last spring and much
interest has been shown in the work.
-Jonesboro Herald and Tribune.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
FACTS AND FICTION,
Experiences of Johnson City
Citizens Are Easily Prov
en- to Be Facts.

The most superficial investigation will
prove that the following statement from
a resident Of Johnson City is true. Read
it and compare evidence from Johnson
City people with testimony of strangers
living so far away you can not investi-
gate the facts Of the case. Many more
citizens Of Johnson City will endorse
Doan's Kidney Pills:
William II. Hodges, 10S E. Willard St.
Johnson City, Tenn, says; 81 still rec
)mmend Doan's Kidney Pills and am
pleased to confirm all said about them
some years ago when l publicly told of
my experience. The cure | received at
that time has been permanent. believe
that excessive standing was the cause of
my kidney trouble. / suffered from a
dull pain across the small of my back
and l could not rest well at night, as no
osition seemed comfortable / saw
Doan'S Kidney Pills advertised and think.
ing they might help me 1 got a supply
from the Whitehouse Drug Co. They
proved to be just what l needed and it
took them only a short time to drive
away my kidney complaint" s
For sale by all dealers. Price SO cents.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the name -Doan's and
take no other, ADVERTISEMENT
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
GUMPS
Could Shout for JOY.

II want to thank you from the bottom of
my heart, wrote C. B. RAIDER, Lewisburg,
w. Va, for the wonderful double benefit
got from Electric Bitters, in curing me of
both severe case of stomach trouble and of
rheumatism, from which had been an al
most helpless sufferer for ten years. 1t suit
ed my case as though made just for me.
For dyspepsia, indigestion jaundice and to
rid the system of kidney poisons that cause
rheumatism, Electric Bitters have no equal.
Try them. Every bottle is guaranteed to
satisfy. Only so cents at H. c. Miller's.
Advertisement
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19

We wish to call your attention to the fact
that most infectious diseases such as whoop-
ing cough, dipththeria and scarlet fever are
contracted when the child has cold. Cham
berlains Cough Remedy will quickly cure
cold and greatly lessen the danger of con-
tracing these diseases. This remedy is
famous for its cures of cold II contains no
opium or other norcotic and may be given
to child with implicit confidence. Sold
by all dealers. -Advertisement.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
ITCHING, FIERY,
RAW ECZEMA.

Zemo soothes, cools and heals angry skin
and quickly cures eczema and every form of
skin disease. Zemo is clean liquid wash
that sinks right in. Quickly allays all
pain, all itch, all distress. Zemo does the
work in way that is simply astonishing
and your druggist will refund the purchase
price if the first bottle does not give you en-
tire satisfaction, Try one bottle at our risk.
Zemo is prepared by E. w, Rose Medicine
Co., and is sold by the City Drug Store. IS
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, CO
IUCAS COUNTY 49,

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior
partner of the firm of F. j. Cheney & Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo county and state
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNERD DOLLARS for each and eve
ry case of Catarrah that cannot be cured by
the use of Halls Catarrh Cure. FRANK j
CHENEY.
Sworn to before me md subscribed in my pres
ence, this 9th day Of December, A, d. 1885.
fSRArA A. W. GLEASON,
NTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surface
of the system. Send for testimonials free.
advertisement.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
He LAUGHED
TILL He DIED

Taylorsburg, Ohio.-Abe Skinner, the
village pessimist laughed himself to
death from reading BIFFl the Great
American Magazine of Fun which is
making greater strides than any other
magazine before the American public
today. 1t is a magazine that will keep
the whole family In good humor. The
staff OF Biff contains the greatest artists
caricaturist, critics and editors on the
continent. It is highly illustrated and
printed in many colors. 1t will keep
the whole family cheerful the year
round. You can afford to spend soc q
year to do this. Send this clipping and
soc today to The Biz Publishing Co.
Dayton, Ohio, for one years subscript-
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
Wanted to See Themselves.

A moving picture camera man, in
an automobile, took some pictures of
the crowds on the west side of Broad
way between Forty-fifth and Forty
eighth streets. At least fifty persons
yelled at him and asked where the
pictures were to be shown. They
wanted to see themselves.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1912-12-19
Rather Emphatic

joan is still very young, and the last
Christmas eve found her more than
eager for Christmas. AS great treat
she was allowed to wait up for the
long-expected visit of Santa Claus, but
in the course of the evening became
sleepy. Presently she astonished her
careful and mild-tongued elders by the
emphatic exclamation: MY bod,
papa, but Sanity Taus is latel"