The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-11-02

Roy y. Moulton Tor FER a. some
TINE
u doesn't seem q. thoush anythfnx
can happen IN this world without
brlnging on q famine in Chlna
Senator Gamble has found out that
politics bears a strong resemblance 60
his own name.
n there Il anythinH In a name. Gen.
Booze. n the Mexican army should be
= hard man 90 whip.
Ths Hsro.
Hs suffered ike notorhost
When he tried conversation.
he always seemed 10 he ire goat
- al the congregation.
Re Wa 80 Gun a. Ralaams ass.
lie had no sort of knowledge.
lie never saw q freshman ciass
IN high school Or college
Ills iopknot vas fiery red.
Almost = conragrafion
In fact. q nearly rcorchea his hrad.
BE vIta n Wierd creation.
tiis face would stop an eiFht-day
clock.
lie waE an ugly creature
To look ~ him gave one \ shock.
ife had no handsome features.
but stili ne vas a hero and
The girls did gather round him.
They thought that be vas simply
grand
And we're happy ira, they'd found
They rarsd At him saa sighed and
sighed.
Rut SIN it wasn't funny
Because yhu see BITS "a had died
And lcN a wad ~ money.
Frena ire 4ickeyvills ciarion.
Doc Hanks eharecd snas Purdy
ten shHin for ore visi9. size sari
I iudEin' hg the prioe ne must havt
/ had a pretty high fever The har.
tender 1t ire Golden Nugget speak,
( four languages. baseball. prize fight
poker and race track De fact. every.
\ thing hut English. and ~ can oper.
ate q caah register faster than q feI
ier can un typewriter When n
sets Hwoin on thar reEister "a sound
uke the McGihney FIRMLY ~ Be
Ringers. q ls not fhoueht ne vii sia1
la our midst long because fhc prop
a H4utafH eFffff- W. -
or = dollar and hair
Reginald purdv writes home from
college That hes o. studying severa
dead languages. SO probably expect
50 become q materiaiiglng medium 81
~ undertaken. buf we don't knou
which
Miss Amy Prinrie has got ncu
TAT from down % the city. u cams
~ express last THURSDAY. NiE.
suhbs ~ blonde this season. hu
some say she looked handsomer as !
brunette. ELMER Jones bought = neu
I pair ~ patent leather rhoes TIE 9th
i - dafs but the pstent has expires
and he has % wear black socks >.
folks won't notice the cracks In EN-
AmaFish Tllson. our aeutlemanil
and cunEenial tonsorisl artist. has 90
= SOB nuwinE several lawns aloni
/ Main street with his hair clippers
1 The people ~ this fow~ enjoy
l good laugh when n don't est theu
| anythinr. A corn doctor with = nIE.
ser comedian PLAYED 10 capacity TIRE.
I nights 90 Main street last week
I
ffow 10 Write . Popular Sona.
first select sentimental subject
such a. love. mortKaEe or the oit
I farm. midnight IN the graveyard "a
Erandfafhers faiss teeth--a subject
that win appeal
Write an ~ the siush sou car
think ~ IN TIE Euhterf ard make ID
rhyme 81 Oar ~ poaeihe There 4
I na irouciad rule ~ CD the rhymlnu
YOU can make given" rhyme vim
heaven. or you can make river
rhyme with fever ard g the sing
~ snua badly ruouah nobody Ell
ever know thn dtnerenrr
After rou have finished the heart
breaking poem have some vaudeville
pianist set b. Co raEtirne music
send o. 90 n publishing house anc
Hlrn contract giving you one-tsuth
~ . per cent 81 the uet earninRs Ir
thar wav you MAJ make a. much -
I f72s on n ~ the song goes vel. BE-
sides EetfiuR your fuil name en- a.
outside cover
n q rreaf same - fellow n you
own two ur three Ras plants or stree,
railroads on IRE side 20 keep you "a
I feed.