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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-01
LOCAL AND GENT Z Il


For ! hack ring Up 23O7.
Elegantly furnished rooms with hot
ana cold baths 1t Hotel Arlington.
The Underwood typewriter Visible
none better. Wall, Nichols Co. Ltd.
Agents.
Gas Lighters-be.ter snd safer than
matches. J. w. McChesney. Is Mer-
chant street
save your old hats. Have them
cleaned BY The Experts. at 1923 Fort
st. above Hotel.
Wanted Two more passengers for
around the-island ct Sc. Lewis
stables and Garage. Tel. Eli.
III You want q good job done on an
auto or carriage take 1t to Hawaiian
Carriage Mfg Co, AT Queen 81
DR.. Birch. Surgeon Chiropodist, has
resumed practise. Ofiices. Alakea St.
opp. Hawaii6n Hotel. Phone 1885,
Pineapple soda and Hires Root Beer
excelient summer drink are bot
tied By the Consolidated Soda Works.
Ishone 217I.
Bring 10 Green stamps and one dol.
liar and get complete Boy Scout suit
for yacation. Green Stamp Store,
Beretania and Fort streets.
The mosscoyered paddock game l.
Eheing again sprung on nnsuspectins
visitors to San Francisco. Two
crooks were arrested last week ii
| that city for attempting to get .
farmer to bet his money on 9 sure
thing s
II. s. Commissioners Davis YESTERDAY
discharged Norman B. Smith. who
was held Oh charge 81 sWhite slav
cry bnt.the latter was rearrested I'm
mediately on charge Of violating
1.-THE Edmunds Act. D. 8. District At
itgrney Breekons appeared determined
Ito hold the man IN Jail until his tria
ION the original charge q opium
IsmnggIing IS called IN Federal court
Active work on the new Rockyhil
reservoir. which is to serve IS
/ static station to hold q reserve sup
ply Of about SOC. 900 gallons for tn
/ Aanoa Valley, will be started abou
august Is Bids for its construction
are being advertised by Marstol
Campbell, superintendent Of publl
works. The tenders are to include tn
pumps and piping. because Of It
Elevation this reservoir is expected 4
supply al homes IN the district with
fout force pumps on the outlet pipes.
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FORTY SUCCESSFUL YEARS.

For almost forty years Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy has been curing cramps IN
the stomach and bowels, dysentery
and diarrhoea and has never been
known to fail to gre relief even n the
most severe and dangerous cases. You
can make no better provision for the
safety Of your family than to keep g
bottle Of this remedy ever at hand.
For sale BY all dealers. Benson,
smith & Co, agents for Hawaii
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FREE 10
ASTHMA SUFFERERS


Anew Homa cns HI Asgene CO - 49,
80 Dtcsnfsr4 = Lesssf H..
we have 3 New Method ut cure A.tnge.
an ue wnnk ypn % ~ = - OF !. - -
1900 1egeioprk ant, whether 3 = lxescU J.
occasIcnal 81 chfouic Asthma. our mez11. > -
ABSOLUTE cure. No matter y FnAt eIlnll.e -.
mefkod vDl certainly care 70 riEht = geox oNn
We especially Nsnl to send !. g lnose apgsr-
1onehee opIuin pFapaFntIou4, 1uue4 yosc1s
s1noSes.k etc& have ialle1. We nnnt . snoM
eVorIone g our own expeu9e nas s.9 -
r.. snd aii fhoss fsrFi6ls paroxysms 8 go M
ms free oiEer 4 10 important q neklect !.
single day. Wf.le ncU - =, ~. ....,. -
ior. Doll Today.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-01
8 Y Al THORITl
RESOLUTION no. se4

BE 1T REsOLVEDib By the Board d
Supervisors OF the City and County
of Honolulu. Territory of Hawaii. thai
the sum Of Five Hundred and Three
26-10O Dollars tS503. 30 be and Is here
by appropriated out Of the General
Fund of the Treasury Of the City and
County of Honolulu for the MaiDte-
nance of Roads. Honolulu District
6Maintenance of Equipment.
Introduced by
s. c. DWIGHT,
Supervisor,
Date of Introduction: July %, 1912.
At regular adjourned meeting sof
the Board of Supervisors of the City
and County of Honolulu, held on Mon
day, July 90, 1917, the foregoing Res
olution was passed on first reading
and ordered to print on the following
vote of the said Board:
Ayes Amana, Arnold. Dwight, Kru-
ger, Murray, Low. Mcclellan. Total. Z.
Noes-Eone,
e. BUFFANDEAU,
Deputy City and County Clerk.
5383-3t
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HALF A MILLION BOTTLES
or CHAMPAGNE DESTROYER

PARIS. July 25.r-More than half 9
million bottles 81 champagne we're
lost in 3 fire tonight on the premises
81 the Mercier firm Ct Epernay. Sew
|eral firepen were injured.
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| williamson & Butfolph
Stock and Bond Brokers'
Phone Ilss r. o. Box 5sS
IS MERCHANT STREET
Honolulu stock Exchange
NAME or STOCK hid. Asked.
Thursday. August !. 1917.
MERCANTILE

Z ss Z
MERCANTILE.
e. brewer q Co. .......a. s-...-.- ...s...s
SUGAR.
Eva Plantation co. 81 8
| Hawaiian Agric. Co.. -. lSS
aIaw. Com. & Sug. Co. "a -
lHawaiian Sugar Co. 49,. 10 -
l|IIonomu SUGAR Co. So s.,.:.:,'.
/ IIonokaa Sugar CO. 8. 49,. sioA ~ q
Haiku Euetr Co. 3. -. p +s
.Hatchinscn Sugar Plant n ....-...s
lKahuku Plantation Co Is .. ..a-a.,.s.....
Kekaha Sugar co. .......s :-......
KOloa Sugar ca. 20
IMcBryde Sugar Co. ~
Oahu SUGAR Co s775S -
Onomea Sugar Co. 56h 1s5oS
Glaa Sugar Co Ltd. IN ~
Ol0Walu Co. J. ]. .......i
Paauhau Sugar Plant. Co. ....... -
Pacific Sugar Nil $500. ...s.....i ss..s...
Paia Plantation Co. 3. .ds75
Pepeekeo Sugar Go. i55 -: g.
/ Pioneer MIL Co. x. 6. 81 s
lNaiaIua Ag1tc Co /. bal 3 iIz7h
Waillkh Sugar Co. J. .......Ii -.
Waimanaso Sugar Co ........
kWaifnea Sugai Mill Co. 40
MISCELLANEOUS
Inter.Island Steam n. Co. .....-.
Hawaiian Electric Co. zz5 ........,
Hon. e "a Il. Co, Pref ls45 ...-
Hon. n. Il. e Il Co.. Com. las -
Mutual Teleph0ne Co. "a
Oahu r.. & Z. Co, ). !. ]. 10 .......
| Hil0 II. b. Co. Pfd =. -. .,,.......
Hil0 r. r. Co. Com. ~ ~
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HAWAIIAN STOCKS
SAN FER A CISCO

SAN FRANCISCO. Cal July rs.
Following are the closing quotations
for Hawaiian securities on the Stock
and Bond Exchange today:
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
Q a . ORIA
Camp MeetIns.

Rev. F. A. Strother, Preacher in
charge and the Committee will hold
a Ten Days Camp Meeting, commenc-
ing August 9th and closing August 20;
in Joseph Hills woods. one fourth mile
from Ridgeway, W. Va.
Pastors and their congregations OF
other denominations are invited to at
tend and take part in the meeting.
Ample accommodation for the public
is provided by the Committee.
Lunches, Sandwiches, Coffee, Ice and
Refreshments will be served on the
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06

Mr. VIM W Rouss gave Us = pleasant call
yesterday.
Mr. W Kenneday gave us PLEASANT
call today.
Mr.. VIM. Schuetze spent Thursday Id
Baltimore.
Miss Mai Trussell is visiting friends in
Cumberland.
Mrs d Walkers spending several weeks
at Colonial Beach.
Miss Hansam. of Lynch is visiting
Miss Lille Lauderback.
Mrs c Alexander is visiting her son
Mrs Fl l. Alexander. in Martinsburg
DR. and Mrs Is NJ Roszel, of Winchester,
have been visiting Col X Z Chew and family
Mr. Funk. of the Zoar vicinity, was g
pleasant caller at the Spirit office Saturday
Miss Helen Fisher, who has been visiting
Miss Hilda Kahn, has returned TO Washing
ton City.
MIR Harry Rettberg, of Baltimore, has
joined his wife and son at Mr. Charles W
Browns
Mrs Margaret Strider has returned from
visit to friends in Summit Point and
Winchester,
Mr. and Mrs VIM H Moler and daughter.
Miss Hannah, are visiting relatives in Lou,
don county, Va.
Mrs Elizabeth Hilbert and Mrs Clarence
Grim. of Washington, have been on visit
to friends in town.
Mrs William Lucas, who has been guest
of Mr. and Mrs Geo VI Beltzhoover. Jr. has
returned to Baltimore.
Mr. James H Beller and Miss Julia Ell
leny, OF Washington. were guests of the
Misses Beller on Sunday.
Mr. James II Burk, of Parkersburg, en-
route home from Atlantic City, is visiting
friends in town and county,
Mr. Max Sommeryile, and Mr. William
Mancenon and son Noel. of Washington,
spent Sunday at Mr. w w Johnson's.
County Clerk and Mrs Chas A johnson
and daughter, Miss Moselle, have returned
from pleasant stay at Atlantic City.
Mr. II Frazer went to Washington City
on Thursday md returned with Mrs Fra
ger, who has been visiting her old home at
Culpeper, Va.
Mr. c Feagsns and Miss Dove Feagans,
of Alexandria, Va. and Mr. r Feagans, of
Chambersburg, Pa, We're called home last
week by the illness of their brother, Mr.
Cecil Feagans.
MIR Arthur L Davenport sailed from New
York August 8. on the American Line S 8
Philadelphia for Southampton, on a visit
to Eng'ish relatives. He intends also to
tour on the continent. and will be absent
two months.
The Misses Huyett are entertaining a
house party The guests are: Misses Huy-
EFT of Charlottesville. Jones of Berryville.
Foulke of Martins burg, and Robinson of
Clearbrook. Va; Messrs Burk of Parkers
burg, Robinson, Collier, Jolliffe and Cor
don, of Clear Brook, Va
Mr. Van Lear Lippitt, of Porto Rico, is
spending few days at his old home here,
and is looking splendid. Mr. Lippitt is
another of the large number of former
Charles Town boys who have made good
elsewhere. He lived in New York for some
time as hustling newspaper man, and for
the last eight years has been thriving
American resident of Porto Rico.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06

Mems oxfords at Marste,ler's.
Kahn's clothes, ready-ts-wesr, off 4 off,
Star expansion bolts at Cooke & Phillipss.
Special prices on straw hats at Marstel-
ler's,
Ask Miller's Pharmacy for what you want
they have IT.
We sell the Thomas Grain Drill at Farm
ers Supply Co.
So 100 to loan-sums and time to suit.
Geo H Hagley.
Osborne Tandem disc harrows for sale by
Farmers supply Co.
Everything for the smoker, buy it of
Miller's Pharmacy.
Kahn's read y-to-wear clothes, off 4 off.
Kahn's, SadIer Block.
| Miller's Pharmacy are sole agents for
Nyal Remedies. none better.
For Rent.-Bouse on Bloomery turnpike
Possession given at once. Apply to Kate E..
Wall.
Wood sawed and split in length to suit,
ice delivered all the year. John Burns c,
d Co.
N Palmbaum i Bros. Special low prices
on shirt waists and lawns. N Palmbaum
il Bros,
Miller's Pharmacy make a speciality OF
prescriptions and family remedies. Ask your
Physician.
Before purchasing buggy or set of har'
ness look Oden's line over in the Kerch.
eval & Bragg building.
Buy new Ides Manure Spreadcr. tbs
one that spreads and pulverizes manure
Sold by Farmers Supply Co
Hard and soft coal, Lykens Valley and
Pocahontas, in quantities to suit. sold ant
delivered, by Jno c Burns i Co.
The Old Reliable Farmers Favorira Gran
Drill that has been the standard of satisfac
ton for many years. Sold by Farmers Sup
ply Co.
No selves are used in the seiveless sees
separator. it will remove all the light weigh
and imperfect seeds and cookie and garlic
The Coleman Hardware Co.
See the new steel Glover Leaf manur
spreader. Something entirely new and dit
ferent, Car load just received. The Cole
man Hardware Co.
Hudnut'sToilet Goods Gala examIn
our stock of these preparations. Our stoc
, is complete and needs no RECOMMENDATION :
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06
BUSINESS Locals.
.ofRonemus.

gocedes of ROnemus'
i.n wax foorOi'' 25c qt. at 5 II Lanai'.
1 !. asa shoes for men who work at
y HIGHEST cash price for eggs. S.
,liis.
!, ,,s looking for the best groceries
Ropemus'
n saved and split and delivered by
CBurns 4 Co.
=. siie. misses and children's house
bat OFT Bros
D.. and mems silk and Isle hose l5to
! Pspair at Iandis''
,u seed, Sapling and Nammouth' for
John c Burns Il Co.
h. Quality and ziegler Bros fine
| torhdiss at OFT Bros
Lands is agent for dying. cleaning
j., etc. give him a call.
II.ivsred the year round. No order
lain e Rnrns x Co.
Esn ,eed oats, finest oats ever grown
II by John c Burns Il Co.
IL. Pharmacy sells Good Soda, Good
n, all sorts Of Goodies
N Csrbolic Acid for disinfecting IS
j quart at NiIlsr's Pharmacy
Nv lot Of hamburg houneing and en-
try just received, S. Hands,
II. nidilings. hay, corn and oats al
I N stock at John c Burns i Co.'S.
IL, Pharmacy has large stock OF
Hi Carriage Sponges, Chamois etc.
tfAl.a.ta feed, best all round feed on
tfzs, for sal: by John c Burns i Co.
E. Frank Ronemus a call for Gro
&c He aims to.,keep 'everythin.
sld upto date in this line, and can fill
Elier promptly,
hsllle tie celebrated Security cement
! quantity. This cement needs no in
Melton, as It is being used on all the
10; il this AID adjoining states
Burns & Co.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06
Church items.

Services In st James Catholic Church
each I'd Sunday at a, m, and each 4th SUM-
day at 1890 a. m.
Second Quarterly Meetings of the NJ. T..
Church South will be held in this county
as follows; jefferson, (Beulah,) Aug. 10, IL;
Charles Town, Sept. l, 2; Shen. Junction,
Gent. s. 9; shepherdstown. Sept. IA, 10,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06
For Sale.

offer the following. all second hand but
In perfect order.
tine 2-horse farm Wagon.
One top buggy, rubber tire.
Two top buggies, steel tire.
One Mitchell 5-passenger automobile.
One Mitchell 2-passenger automobile
TIC sets double team harness.
-Four Sc single driving harness.
Two sets double driving harness,
One set single track harness,
One sleigh (Speeder.)
One l5-H. p. steam engine.
Two riding saddles.
Ore eide saddle.
Prices aud terms win be made satisfactory.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06

NJ Palmbaum 4 Bros. Speciai 10" piioo'
on shirt waists and lawns. N Faimoau'n
& Bros. r.,,;,,s
Kreso-For use in the hen house tk'ils
varn,;n aud IL the best for deas on dogs:
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1912-08-06

Attend Burns Il Shugert's great clearing
sale.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-03-05
NOTHING TO DISCUSS.

Whenever big American strike has
progressed until IL entails serious pub
lie inconvenience or loss, people Of inn
portance. officially or otherwise, come
forward and very properly suggest ar
bitration. Thereupon the heads of the
corporation against which the strike
is directed sit back automatically in
their big Office chairs and declare like
the late Mr.. Pullman, there is moth
ing TO arbitrate."
over In England the shoe is evident
ly on the other foot. The coal miners
to the number of more than a million
men went on a strike last week and
the British premier asked the strike
leaders 70 meet the mine owners in
an endeavor to effect a settlement
The strike leaders in this case were
the naughty parties, and informed AS
quith that they had nothing to dis
cuss. They added that they had placed
their minimum demand on the table
Placing things on the table we as
sumo is much the same as throwing
hats in the ring after the manner OF
the colonel
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-03-05

mo education is worthy of the name
unless it is a preparation for life"
Dear Mrs. Thompson-My eyelashes
were short and scanty and friend
told me to cut them in order to make
them grow. / cut them almost on.
Now / look horrid because they stay
that way and don't grow at all. Can
you tell me what to do to make them
grow long and thick quickly?
FEC.
Take one pint white wine, one small
handful of rosemary leaves, one-fourth
pound honey, and one-fourth pint of oil
of sweet almonds. Mix the rosemary
and honey with the wine. Then add
the oil of sweet almonds and shake
well. Warm before using and rub 1t
into the eyebrows.
Dear Mrs. Thompson have been
keeping company with a young man
who loves me very much. When am
alone with him / think love him, but
when we are in company he acts so
loud and coarse that just hate him
have told him that would not mar.
~ him unless he would change his
ways. For a while he. acts better
then goes back to the same ways
again His table manners are not as
they should be. My relatives are
against him Please advise me what
to do. BLUE EYES.
Give him up. Even though you may
think you love him now, if he persists
in doing those things after marriage
which are disagreeable to you, YOU
will come to have nothing but con
tempt for him.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-03-05
THAT "HoUN' DAwG" SONG.

From the Ozarks We still hear the
baying Of the "Houn' Dawg" song.
The Argus has already printed the
words of that limpid lyric. The bark
of that song has reverberated all over
the country. No recent production has
caused quite such an interesting and
enlightening discussion
Perhaps it is the homely protest
made in those words against the kick.
ing of dog that has touched the souls
of men and inspired them to sing il
into Champ Clark's campaign. The
whole country is filled with dog-owners
and dog-lovers who sympathize with
the cry of the Ozark mountaineers
They gotta quit kickin' my dawg
aroun'."
An exception is now raised to limit
ing the paternal protection of this
song to the ''houn' dawg" Is the
| hound less caressed and more kicked
than other representatives of the ca
nine family? Why cannot the brillian
author of the 'houn' dawg' song bt
prevailed upon to write his poetic pro
lection into song to protect al
"dawgs" from brutality? The hound II
well considered, well educated kinC
Of "dawg." He is indispensable II
many sections of the country. partic
ularly the south. Even in Rock island
county We have an abundance o
hounds used principally in the I'm
speakable enjoyment of the hunt.
So why heap obloquy upon tn,
hound? Let us sing as follows TO min
imize the force of the boot which kick
ed any old kind of a "dawg:"
Let us rise in wrath and madly frown
Whether they kick my cur or kick m.
houn
They mussent kick any ole dawg aroun
When me and Bill Jones comes 70 town
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-03-05
THE GETTYSBURG REUNION.

The 50th anniversary OF the battle of
GETTYSBURG 1-3. 1S63-will be
celebrated as a national event next
year. It is now planned to bring to-
gether on the field surviving veterans
OF both armies, there to revive old
memories OF sadness and, in the light
OF the newer day. to efface the last
lingering remnants of bitterness, il
such there be, of the great Civil war.
The state OF Pennsylvania has a
commission at work preparing for the
anniversary. II Is expected that every
state IN the union will be represented
at the memorial celebration. Georgia
and South Carolina have been the
FIRST 10 accept the invitation TO partici-
pate. The fact that these two states,
which were among the first hotbeds of
secession, took such prompt action is
an earnest that the south Is even
more anxious than the north that the
rancor and hostility Of the fields of
carnage so years ago be finally for.
gotten-that not a scar be left.
The participation OF Illinois troops
in the greatest battle of the war war
rants this state in taking more than
a modest part in the celebration.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-03-05
GENERAL WASHINGTON AND
COLONEL ROOSEVELT.

The people know not and care Tess
whether Roosevelt meant it or not, but
there is a Misrepresentation in what
he said explaining his change of mind.
After telling that what he intended in
saying that he would never again be
candidate for another presidential
term was that he would not be can
didate for another consecutive term,
he attempted also to explain the
third term idea itself to suit his own
purpose He said that It had grown
out Of the concentration Of power in
the hands OF politicians in national
conventions, and a fear among the
people of the organized machinery of
an administration.
The colonel undoubtedly knows bet.
ter. He knows that it grew out of the
refusal of Washington to stand for a
third term in the presidency, against
the wish of the people to have him
continue in that office. The people
might have forgotten in time, had not
Washington in his farewell address
looking to their future safety and Sc
curity, told, without any use of the
personal pronoun, why no man elected
to the presidency should hold the Of
fee more than two terms. The day
of national conventions did not come
until a generation later. The third
term tradition did not grow out of 6
popular fear of conventions nominal
ing third term candidates for the pres
idency. 1t grew out of the refusal o.
Washington to accept a third tern
which the people themselves were try
ing TO force upon him.
Colonel Roosevelt should read the
farewell address again. He will no
find anything in it about intermissions
The word consecutive" was not useC
by Washington, who only told us tina
we should learn TO rely upon our
selves, and not to lean upon any man
either intermittently or consecutively
often and heavily enough to show on,
own weakness and his strength and Il
invite him to throw us down and be
stride us as a Colossus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-03-05
F1eartand
HOft6
Problems
MRsEIIzABEfH THM1PSNl

Dear Mrs. Thompson am girl
16 years old and am engaged to a man
of 80. We think a great deal of each
other. His position in life is much
higher than mine. We have known
each other only two months. He
wishes to marry me on the quiet.
Would you advise me to do this?
BETH.
Do not marry a man who feels that
he is ashamed to introduce you to his
people as his intended bride. Spend
four or five years getting an educa-
ton and fitting yourself to be his
wife. If he really loves you he will
be delighted to have you do this and
willing to wait.
Dear Mrs. Thompson-(D-I am 10
years old and weigh 127 pounds. Do
l weigh too much? Cd have chest
nut color hair, gray eyes and light
complexion; also full face and red
cheeks. Am pretty? Please give me
remedy for greasy hair.
FLossY.
O-Twenty pounds less would be
about the right weight. (2)-Beauty
depends upon the contour of the fea.
lures, not upon the color Of the hair
eyes and complexion. For oily hail
use the following: Pour half gal
lon of water on half pint Of salt al
night. Let it stand over night. The
next morning boil well for ten min
utes, strain and let stand for "a hours
Repeat the boiling and straining, ther
bottle. Twice a week is often enough
to apply to the scalp. Do not use toe
much-just enough to wet the scalp
not the hair. Massage the scalp vel
and the hair will be ready to dress
in ten minutes.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1912-03-05
Hunor and
Philosophy
TlMID.
~ DVNcAN ~. .snf1rH

I'd like to go
L To Mexico
And live life serene and slow:
But, oh,
They have the revolution habit,
And am tinnid as a rabbit!
So l will hardly southwark fit
Until they calm themselves q bit
And learn to quit
Their reckless shooting
And highly seasoned revoluting.
Mr. tender skin
Is FAR too thin
To act as backstop for a ball
That makes an unlimited call.
do not care to be mark
For reckless soldiers on a lark
or come home dead or scared to death
When go out to take breath
OF air or pick In childish glee
Bananas from a friendly tree.
They ought to learn in Mexico
To run a more enlightened show,
To live by rules so highly priced
In countries that are civilized.
To do the work by conversation
When there's a call to save the nation.
To form trust and bust the same
According to the modern game,
Or hold elections when they feel
They ought to have another deal,
And thus give vent,
To some extent,
To feelings that are now expressed
BY shooting natives galley west.
If they could call
A brother all
The names to which they could give
tongue,
Say he has been too long unhung.
That ought to be a better way
Than revolving night and day.
If they will live in some such style
may go down and stay awhile,
But until then excuse me, please.
I'd rather stay up north and freeze.