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The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
Our Duty to Our Country.

This is the advice of Father Gas
son, S. j., to his congreg cation on their
duty to their country: I'VE are
bound to serve Cur country by uul
conscience. II we are employed in
Some service to our state Or city, the
Church tells us that for every dollar
received, We should give 100 cents in
return, and for every hour sixty min
utes of labor. Just because Il man is
employed by the government does no,
justify him from failure to his duty
Tor 1t is just as much crime to rob
the state as it is to ROT, the other
phases Of labor. Ii we rob the gov
eminent, we are bound by the Church
t. make the proper restitution to the
government
I'VE should serve our country tc
the best of our ability, and when
electing man to office. we should no,
look to see If he could hand us som.
fat office, but elect a man that will
stdld up Tor the peoples rights, q
man of true patriotism, who will
serve his country as he would his own
personal interests. He should serve
his country faultlessly and according
to the highest principles of civic pride
and integrity. Those who handle the
powerful influence of the vote, SHOULD
elect to state or city government me-,
"hom they know to be worthy of the
position"
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
His GentiIity.

An old couple came in from the
country with big basket of lunch
10 see the circus. The lunch was
heavy. The old wife was CARRYING IT,
AS they crossed a crowded street the
husband held out his hand and said i.
Gimme that basket, Hannah!"
The poor old woman surrendered
the basket with a grateful look
That's real kind O. We. Joshua :,
she quavered
Kind grunted the old man. ~
wuz afeared ye'd git lost"
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
OVER THE NORTHWEST

Hastings. Minn.-Michael 7 1v,as
a prominent young business man OF
Rosemount who died in that village
April "a. notice OF whose demise an
peared in last weeks Irish Standard
was nut 81 years of age. At the fu-
neral services, conducted at st. JOS
ephs church on the following FRIDAY
morning, there was a large attend
ahce, number being present from St
Paul. Minneapolis, Hastings and othe,
points. lnterment took place in the
church cemetery. Deceased is sur
vlved by his wife, one son and a
daughter, and his mother.
Cohasset. Minn.-Father O'Gorm,n
pastor of st. Patrick's church is plan-
ming trip to his old home in Ire.
land shortly. He will be accompan-
led by his sister, Miss Annie O'Gor-
man. On account of throat trouble and
an operation having been performed
not long since it is thought best for
d
Wabasha, Minn.--Mrs. Mary Fitz-
gerald Of Highland, passed to her re-
ward at st. lIlizabeth's hospital in this
city shortly before midnight Tuesday
OF last week. She had been ailine
for about twelve years. Last October
she fell and broke her ankle and the
accident served to hasten her decline
Two weeks ago She was brought to
the hospital for treatment, but the
sands OF life ran swiftly and it soon
became apparent that her death was
only question OF time. Mrs. Fitz-
serald's maiden name was Mary
Burke. She was born in County Mayo
Ireland. about seventy years ago, and
as girl emigratcd to this country
with her brother After spending some
time In New York she came to Min
ncsota and was married to Bartholo.
new Fitzgerald at Wabasha about AZ
years ago. Rt. Rev. James Trobec
then pastor of st. Felix church. now
bishop of st. Cloud. performed the
ceremony.
Benson. Minn.-James Hughes, a
Swift county pioneer, passed away a,
his home in the village of DeGraff on
Tuesday morning, April 90, at q
O'Clock. the cause of death being
Brights disease. He had been ailine
for year but his condition only be-
came critical about ten days prior to
his death. On September IS. 1857. he
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04

Board of Directcrs-Mary NJ. Sullivan
Duluth; Ellen Conroy, st. Paul: Mary j.
Reilly. Brainerd
Auditing Committee-Margaret Scott.
st. Paul; Catherine Connors. Saltwater;
Julia Doyle, Kellogg.
Insurance Secretary-Margaret a. Ora
dy, Saltwater.
Insurance ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS sulli-
van. Rochester.
>, State Medical Director-Dr. L. W.
Buckley, st. Paul.
Directors ut Insurance Fund-Nellit
Gurran. Minneapolis Annie Conroy, st.
!'aul; Josephine Hagerty, Shieldsville,
anna Willesen. Duluth; Josephine Cook.
Auditing Committee-Ellen McGrath.
st. Paul; Annie Kennedy, st. Cloud
Aurelia Kelly. Minneapolis.
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ssss: $50 eSm "a sSf; Kso Sec j.
EaagS Ito c: 81 AVE. Treas
Walter Pendergast. sos Forest St: Chap
lain. Rev. T. +: Gleason. e75 E. 9Th 1t.
Syas th snG o.
lin. st. Paul.
M2!i. NJ The laies'.y sth ga ss sas E.
ave: Rec. sec. Jas F. MeSaily. Is s Pin.;
s.: ~ FSe: Me%aScn. 81 s. Ea ssnfll;;
Med Exam. Dr.: o'Gaiiey. Natal eea e Am:
Bank Bldg Meetings held first and third
Thursday at HtosrnisA hall. It'll and
Franklin.
J. Mcmahon. 200 =. Acker St.; Vice From SSnn
Sec ; 5ehn N; Lynch. sS4 Nat. Ger. Am:
e es aes A7e 1n sse Sect ahomas rErs 7os
gan. Merchants National Bank Mm; j. Me- r.
BaaR B RF 's Mee I'll oG sqa %:d
bernian halls. ''n ~ a'-
SroE Ea'sv sl is Sa SSel 1ys yies Pes:
il Nolan. Sss Edmond; ms f sec Secy Y & Z:
Connolly 6; 81 Winnipeg; Treas, +. A.
Dr. McKeon and Dr Men McN;ev Meo Mee Hd;;
are held on first and third Thursday Of
month in Hibernian hall.
Sc. LOUIS COUNTY.
W. ce snd e. President "A: j. Powers. 2ls
ui Division a,o No : !, Paluth-pres:, NJ. :.
Higgins, a? md Ave W.; Rec. Rec secy..
saPh F %ss's IS T. En- St. f H. $751;
A. j: Powers. 90 w. End ST.; Treas, Ed.
ward wa /, Curry, so7 W. 18th St; Med. Exam.
w. are faha eSy sr New Jersey Bldg
nesday of month in Cathedral hail. End
Ave: w. and 4th ST.
pYjs'G God IL 4 Msst W. p" s,h ST.
pres, Frank Sears. 161s N. s5th Ave Ave. W.;
Rec. Sec, John ]. Scanlon, 209 N 53rd
a aye nv F III n Sec ss aad ms Sec
r II. McGraw. PIG S. 57th Ave. w.; Med.
E Exam, DR.: Chas. H. Payette, Silvey
Blk; Meetings held on. first Tuesday Of
each month in Gilley's hall.
SCOTT COUNTY.
J. County President, +. J. Leonard, Jor-
dan, MINI.
DIVISION No. l., Belle Blaine-Pres., DR..
IL am r.: MsolSn aS, Belle PLANE; Vice Pres.
4. T.. Con!cn, Belle Plaine; Fin. Secy..
Jas las q. stratton. Belle PLANE; lns. Secy.,
JaI f. STATION; Belle Plaime; Treas.
Dr. e. Il. Moioney, Belle Plaine. Meet
lngs are held ON first Sunday OF month in
fraternity hall, Belle PLANE. MINI.
STEELE COUNTY.
County President, George e. Toher.
OMaluilla. Allnn.
J }amas 5; il B ,,,;nn oWatonna ylce2leres.
~ n; H. ~ Malone, Owatonna; tln. Secy;, J; E..
Malone, OWatOnna; ms. Secy., }. h. Ma
lone; Treas, John Hogan; Med Exam,
u u. MOrenouse Meetings are held ON
first Frluay OF month in Uuu Fellows nall,
N. Cedar st.
SWIFT COUNTY.
County President. u. +. McDernott,
Clontarl, Mimi.
DIVISION No. /, Ciontarf-Pres., Wm M.
kenna, Clont;rt; Vice Pres. +. j. Nc
Carthy, Clontart: Rec Secy., A. kava-
naush. Clontarf; Fin. Secy.. Leo O'Neill.
Ciohtalt; ms Secy., NJ. T.. Conlogue,
Clontarf; Treas, Wm. DuSgan, CIOntart ;
Med. EXAM, Dr.. Daignault, Benson. Meet
lngs are held on INST Sunday of month
IN A. y. H.. hall, Clontarf.
WlNONA COUNTY.
County President, Nj. J. Ryan, 1854 E.
King ST.. Winona.
Division No. President, P. ]. Barlow.
1eo p: King ST.; Vice Pres, NJ. j. Lynch,
pa Washington St.; Rec Secy., NJ. ).
Ryan, 364 T.. King St.; Fin. Secy., j. A.
Mchlliian, 32S w. Howard St.; ms. Secy.,
!; A; M a.:ia s2s W Howard ST.; Treas.
NJ. q: Ryan. 1854 e. King St.; Med. Exam.
Pr Dr. George j.. Iweedy. Is 2. Third st:
Meetings are held on second and fourth
Thursday OF month in ST. Thomas hall.
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
EnaIand,s Debt to Irish Priests.


Two forces are working for the re-
conquest of England to the Catholic
Church. One Is the large body of
Irish priests who spend their early
years-sometimcs, as in the case of
the famous Canon Higgins, their
whole lives-in the English missions;
the other is the big group Of convert
priests, former Anglican clergymen,
who number now over 500.
Not often is the generous spirit of
the Irish to the English Catholics
acknowledged as manfully as by the
English Priest" who writes thus in
the London Catholic Times:
"F'or myself. cannot understand
why we English Catholics should not
hold out our hands in hearty friend
ship and cordial brotherhood to our
co-religionists in Ireland. They new
err wronged us. They have often bene-
fitted us. Their zeal and self sacrifice
III England have bull. up the pros
perity of the Church. our common
mother, here in Great Britain. And
why should we English Catholics
now, at a time when the hopes Of Ire
land are a growing flame. take every
opportunity to make 1t clear to them
that our best wishes go with theirs
for the peace and prosperity of land
which they love. and which we. ii
only in gratitude to its children. ought
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
LADIES' AUXILIARY
HENNEPIN COUNTY.

I1CNNETlN 4.
&C. County president. Miss mary Boylan.
:. Division 81: i, Mlnneapolis-prss, Mg;.
M M VICE es MIS- y7 Hnsrs 5srd Axs n
Mars Lane. sos 18TH Ave. m No; Fin: seey..
Mrs ka,h Casey 2s2 AVS sssx Nj 4}
ST. So; Treas. Mrs. Clara Ryan, s. HoI-
den Ave. Az Med Exam Dr Kose " Tor ed
in A. Q. U: w. hall. II SO. 7th st.
Division No. 2, Minneapolis-Pres.. Mrs.
2. L. Collins, 42o7 Vincent Ave-: Vice
O'keefe, 400 9Th Ave. N. E.; Fin, Secy..
A A. Finnsgant i III list Aye A n E ms
thony Bank Bldg. Meetings are held on
first and third Mondays Of month in
Division No. 3, Minneapolis-Pres.. Mrs.
Vice Pres. Nellie Webster, 1919 Emerson
1898 srd St. NJ: Fin. secy.. Mrs. Kath.
lns; secy, Mrs na NJ; ,1 L. McB M.a , 2o2i
Aa aFs i AIs sr as? ao Med Ex ni pr
Mclaughlin, .Pillsburry Bldg. Meetings
are held on first and third Tuesdays Of
month in Lodge Lodge hail. ard st. and Plym-
Division NO 4, Minneapolis-Pres.. Mrs.
Hanna 1srien s5ay 18th Ave SCI y5es
2so e 18th Ave. So; Fin. secy. Mrs. AN AN:
ga JohnSton. 2s4s 12 y lave, Ave; 81; ng;
Ave. So. o.; Treas. Mrs: Eliza Leonard.
r Pa Barber asfa So Syndicate Back. Meet:
Of month ont in Viking hall, corner Of Thir.
tenth and Franklin ayes.
Division No. 8, Mnneapolis-Pres.. Mar
Pres, Ellen Gleason, 25O7 Emerson Ave.
Dupont ui; Ave. n; Fin. seey.. Maria j jods
Treas, Martha Griffin, 500 5th Ave. So:
Med. od Exam, J. F. Flynn; corner ner Bryant
second and fourth Thursdays of month.
in Young hall, corner goth and Dupont
AYES. No.
Vice Pres, Mary Re eedp 1888 Polk st NE
Rec: secy., Alice 4,emlin. 95$ 2Gth Ave.
Madison ST. n. E: ms, seey., Mary If r.
airline ' b Burns. SIS 27tI Ave. n: H.: Med.
xe Meetinss are hela first and ahird
Wednesdays Of month in l. o. Q. +. hall.
23rd and Central AYES.
turner's r0 isiS IS Jefferson st. " IS NVa icys
Pres, Margaret Kelly, 1915 18th ST. S. f.:
Rec. Secy., Mary Coughlin, PSI Western
Ave; Fin. Secy., Mary Cronin. s14 18th
Ave N E.; ms. Secy.. Mary Cronin 3l4
18th Ave. N. e.. Treas. Margaret TER
ney, 219 sth Ave. N. E.: Med. Exam. r
P. O'Brien. COS Nicollet Ave. Meetings
are held on first Thursday Of month In
l. o. o. F. hall, 4th st. and Central Ave.
RAMSEY COUNTY. ava
County President Mrs. E. Conroy. s65
st. Clair ST., St. Paul. WV
ga REs esRey ~ sos ceatra Hvs N Tce
Pres. Mrs. Anna Moynaugh, 59S Carroll
ST.; Rec. Secy., Miss Margaret Clarke
107 Litchtield Ave: Fin. Secy., Mrs. Mar,
garet Mcclure. Fuller St.; ms. Secv
Mrs Mary Nolan. 923 w. Edmund St:
ginia Ave; Med. Exam. DR.. Chas
j. Meade. Moore Bldg, Seven corners'
Meetings are held on End and 4th Wed:
nesday of month in Hibernian hall. 7th
Division No. 3, St. Paul-Pres Mic.
Johanna Cock. 50 E. 18th St; Vice Press ss
Mrs Marv Kenny. 696 Conway ST Rac'
Secy.. Mrs. Doretta McManus 45S carroi:
Ave: Fin. Secy.. Mrs. Elizabeth NSNa iv
Hoffman. 312 West Central Ave. Traes
Mrs: Mary Marshall. 395 Carroll AVS:
Med. Exam, DIR. w. P. O'MalIev av az:
Annex Meetings are held on the sr:t
ana tnird Thursdays of month In EIihers
"
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
"ouit Kicking That Ball."

The manager in the dumps will find
some relief in the following from an
exchanges:
Every time that the team falls down
The boys all kick that ball around.
1t makes no difference if they poun
and poun'
They gotta stop booting that ball
around.
Every time that we lose a game
you'll find the trouble is just the same
Every time that the team falls down.
Somebody's booting that ball aroun'.
Every time that they trim us good
And kick us down from where we
stood,
If you look it will be foun'
Somebody's been kicking that ball
aroun'.
Every time we get it in the neck
There's sure one thing, you may al
ways reck,
whenever they hurry us in the groun'
Somebody's been booting that ball
aroun'.
Some young man with an aptitude
for rhyme offers the following. entitled
Them Athletics":
All they can do is field and run and
hit.
With pitchers who can pitch like ellen
blazes;
All they can use is bat and ball and
mitt.
While piking through the pastimes'
mental mazes:
All they can do is win and win and
win,
Once they have edged along into their
steam;
But take it up and down, and out and
in,
Outside of this they've no world-beat-
ing team.
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
srATE oFFIcERs-MlNNEso

STATE oFFIcERs-MlNNEs
President-Fred L. Ryan. Palladio
Vice President-J. P. Kennedy. Fari-
State Secretary-J. J. Fitzgerald. Pal
ace Clothing House. Minneapolis.
Treasurer-John Sherman, Winona.
State. Chaplain-Rev. P. r. Cunning
"t Presidsnt 81 Insurance rund-r. J..
Vice President-Jno. e. McGovern,
Rochester.
Secretary Of Insurance-John Mahoney.
eco Temple Court. Minneapolis,
Treasurer Of Insurance-Johns Shelby,
state Medical Director-Dr. E. w.
Directors Of Insurance Fund-T. c. Nc
earthly. st. Paul: John Moran. Minneap-
oils; e. ]. McManus. St. Paul: T II
Devery, Faribault: Robt. Madigan. Madi.
State Board of Audit-M. ]. Hyne,.
Rosemount; J. p. Connolly. st. Paul: j.
Aationsi Pres, Mrs Anna n a. G. q ma 4:
liza. Scranton. Pa
National Nice President Mrs. Mary
National sscretary-Mrs. Christie. Ohio.
STATE OFFICERS l. a. A.. o. II.
Central ave-. Minneapolis.
Vice President-Miss May E. Hammill.
Duluth.
sseretary.Ella c. Heating. lat Pleas
TreaEurer-Miss Mary cooEan. Fari-
= - X - :
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Not Hard But InpossihIe

ut is indeed hard said the mean-
choly gentleman, ito lose ones rcla-
tives."
"Hard?" snortcd the gentleman of
wealth. Hard? 1t is impossble!"
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04
NATIONAL OFFICERS.

NATIONAL OFFICERS.
President-James ]. Regain, st. Paul,
MINI.
Vice President-Joseph Mclaughlin,
Philadelphia.
Treasurer-Thomas Maloney. Council
Bluffs, Iowa.
secretary-James T. McGinnis, Scran-
ton, Pennsylvania.
The Irish standard., 1912-05-04

NATIONAL DIRECTORS.
p. T. Moran. Washington, D. c..
Rev. William Mclaughlin, New Jersey
William J. Daugherty. Illinois
Thomas F. Powers, Michigan.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

Fifty subscribers lost to
the Courier during the past
twelve months, an account
of the carelessness Of some
postmasters, and on the &C
count of neglect, wilful and
criminal, Of others. Fifty
is a conservative estimate of
the number who have per-
mitted their subscriptions to
expire and have failed to re-
new because they say they
can't get their paper from
the office. We hope every
postmaster in the countyhas
read the letter from the Post
office Inspector in last weeks
Courier, and that those who
are guilty they are not all
guilty by any means) will
take warning. The next
complaint registered at this
office will be investigated
according to the suggestions
made by the Inspector :
See?
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

a soil different from that
of any section of the state
in which an experimental
station is located, and the
law prov iding for these sta
lions contemplates that they
shall be established in Sec
lions having a different soil.
Do the Morgan county farm
ers and business men consid-
err this institution worth ask
ing and striving for?
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05
Commissioner Sale.

Morgan Quarterly Court
Geo. w. Potter, Plaip9G
VS.. Notice OF Sale.
w. r. Sellars &C.. Defendants
Under and by virtue Of judgment and
order Of sale of the Morgan Quarterly
Court, rendered at its August term, 1912,
the undersigned Special Commissioner will,
at OF near the residence oil John W. Perry,
on Elk Fork in Morgan county, on
SEPTEMBER ID, 1912,
at about the hour OF 10 o'clock in the fore.
noon, expose for sale to the highest and
best bidder, on a credit Of three months,
the properly mentioned in the judgment,
to.wit: Two yoke of work oxen, being the
same cattle bought from G. w. Potter BY
w. II. Sellars, and described as follows:
One red steer named Buck, one spotted
steer with bald face named Ball, one pale
red steer named Tyler, one mostly red
steer named lobe, all with horns and
about S or & years old, or so much thereof
as will produce the sum OF $I66.aI so or.
dered to bemade.
The purchaser will be required 10 exc.
cute bond with approved personal securely
bearing g per cent. interert from day o.
sale, payable to the plaintiff, Geo. w. Pot
ter and lien will be retained on the prop
erty to further secure the payment Of same
Given under my hand this a6,h day o
August, r9Ia.
I. J. PERRY, Special Com'r MO {.
| no II
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

wheel, nor does a shinplas-
ter ornamented with a big
V and a figure 5 create an
image an your retina like
unto a couple of acres of
sunset sky in the form of a
parallelogram. Neither is a
certificate of the LIST or End
class, setting forth the hold
ers qualifications(?) to train
the tender mind, represent
the sum-total of your earthly
ambition. You are constantly
seeking to"Do nobler things,
notdream them all day long. "
You are expanding, broaden
ing, reaching out. Every
intellectual eminence you at
tain discloses a coveted
height a little further on
which you must mount ere
you will be content to cease
to struggle for the improve
ment of your master. mind.
1t is for you, and those
pupils who are so fortunate
as to- come under your in
struction, that the editor
gives, willingly and gladly,
or his time and space each
week, in an effort to assist
you IN some degree IN your
chosen work, than which
there is no grander under
heaven. To you and to al.
persons interested, in educa.
ton, we open our columns anC
contribute our mite reaping
the reward which always fol
lows the selfish performance
of duty Satisfaction.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

There are some men in
Morgan county who are ac-
tually talking of running for
a district or county office,
who don't read their county
paper, or if they read it at
all it is a borrowed copy.
Think about this Mr.. Voter!
We will tell you who they
are when the proper time
comes. Would't aman who
is not progressive enough to
keep posted on the current
affairs of his country make,
to use the street vernacular,
a" crackerjack" of an officer?
How about a man who is not
public spirited enough to
patronize his homepaper, or
who is too damned stingy to
pay the subscription price and
borrows from his neighbor?
They all read-it those who
have become infected with
the political bacillus, even
If they do have walk a half
mile to borrow Bill Jones'
Courier. Mr.. Voter: how
would you like to set your
stencil opposite the name
of one of these?
To elect a man of this
type to public office were
like trying to climb a steep
hill, taking one step forward
and slipping back three.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05
s4WHO'S FIGHTIN' WHICH,"

"Who's fightin which," in
this presidential Campaign?
Woodrow Wilson does not
belong to the mud-slinging
variety of politicians, and if
he did it were useless for
him to waste his wind in this
fight. The Big Bull Moose
has already horned holes in
the tires of Taft's presiden-
tial touring car and the
sound of escaping air, at
first could be heard for miles
around, but the noise al
present is nothing more
than a weakling fzzle, anc
ere many days no sound al
all will proceed therefrom
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

are satiated from repetition, and
their emptiness does not satisfy.
Happiness is a State grovth!
The farmers bursting graineries,
the bankers gold, the lawyers
fame, the doctors plethoric bank
account does not bring happiness.
The use of these things is what
decides the matter. If the toll
OF accommodating is actuated by a
desire to help humanity, happi-
ness grows on the laborer as he
works.
No thoroughly selfish person
can be happy. The gods have
provided against that. Love is
the principal ingredient of hap
piness love for the great family
of man.
''And is mine one?' said Abou. "Nay,
not So
Replied the angel. Abou spoke more
low,
But CHEEKY still; aud said, 81 pray
thee then.
Write me as Que who loves his fellow
men,
But love does not always bring
happiness. Selfish love, love Of
power, love Of fame, love of
money, Strings pain and misery
and woe. But he who works be-
cause he loves his work because
his work helps humanity-can
not escape happiness. 1t grows
into his life.
y y
lnoSe VINO seltlshly labor to
accumulate wealth, thinking that
in the evening Of life they will
purchace peace are foolish. 1t
is only those with clean con-
sciences thatifind peace. Some
where, | think, is an account of
a man who had filed his.ugapin-
cries, laid up his W D.
nounced tss6 woe.e ss.Se His
ease and be happy. But then
came the edict: Thou fool! this
night shall thy soul be required
of thee!" 1t was of self he
thought. Had he rejoiced that
he had an abundance so that he
might search out and relieve dis
tress his quest would have been
ended differently.
~ y
So with mankind generally.
His Eternal Quest is the search
for happiness. And he fails t.
: find it because he seeks it fol
5 hifnsel When he learns tt
J live that others may be happ!
I happiness will steal upon hin
: and abide. 1t lodges those VIII
: seek it.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

Kill every fly you catch:
don't toy with him and let
him go. DR., Lillian South,
State Bacteriologist, has
just discovered that he scat
tiers hookworm as well as
tuberculosis and typhoid. A
most important discovery,
and one that will greatly aid
the State Board Of health in
its fight against the disease.
There are doubtless numer-
Gus cases of hookworm in
Morgan county while the
sufferer, and his physicians
as well, are not aware of the
true nature of the disease.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

The Texas bull that butted
a railroad train off the track
must have been some kin to
the bull moose which recent
ly butted the Republican par
ty off the track.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

The Delegates who sup
ported Taft in the Chicago
Convention are finding front
seats at the Federal Piecoun-
ter.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

A female philosopher says
that as long as a woman can
keep out of a mans reach
she can keep him thinking she
is worth reaching for.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

A Georgia policeman visit
ing a station house in New
York, took the precaution to
sew his money in his socks.
Can it be possible there is no
honor among cops?
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

Kentucky is soon to have
four more States Expert
mental Farms located in diff
ferent parts of the State.
What would it mean to Nor
gan county if one of them
should be located here? Such
a thing is not outside the
realm of possibility, We have
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05
NOTICE.

The wolfe County Sunday School
convention will be held at Nicola,
Sept. 18th, 1912. Eith.r a spe-
cial train will be run on that day
or reduced rates will be givea,
on account of the convention,
from all points on the Caney
Valley railroad.
Everybody cordially invited to
attend.
H. H SwANGo.
President.
Licking Valley courier. [volume] (West Liberty, Ky.) 19??-current, 1912-09-05

Detroit Armageddonites
are going to give a bull moose
barbecue. We knew they
were ferocious, but hadn't
realized they were canni-
balls.