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Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16

I have known one man 10 hate another
man because of the color of his hair. An
other one said to me: II hate man who
parts his hair that way" Another one
said to ne of a very good man: 81 can't
like him, he eats with his knife" 1 knew
a preacher, who was great theologian and
thought his theology was religion, who
couldn't help quarreling with everyone he
met of different theology. He was quar-
reling all the time and thought he was
Fighting the good fight"
l have known lawyers who constantly
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16

Nature paints in the most striking coll
ors and shades and tints with a delicacy
never achieved by the brush in the hands
Of the artist. The highest ambition of the
manufacturers Of paints is to produce coll
ors which look like natures. They never
succeeded.
Grass has a green of its own. So has
the leaf and so has the distant ocean. None
of these has ever been reproduced and put
in cans with price label on them.
Winter apples now repose on the shelves
Of the paint chemists. Honor awaits the
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16

The hat In the drawing is one of the
new things. Cut away from the front,
It flares wider and wider at the back,
like longshoreman's sou'wester, or a
fireman's oilskin. This hat is made
of chip In natural color with wide
band of velvet which is edged top and
bottom with straw fringe.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16
Expected.

Father" said the small boy, what
Is a reformer?"
"A reformer, my son." replied the
statesman, "is man who expects
everybody to be economical and self.
sacrificing except his own constitu.
ents."
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16
Eating
Problem
Should be
Pleasure and
Not PenanCe

MUCH depends upon the individuals inclination that the
question of eating cannot be settled by yes reply
indeed by the experience of any number of individuals
that is to say far regards the feeding Of the thousands
who accustomed to eating three times day and would
not take kindly to the proposed change Eating, like every
other natural function, should be pleasure and PEN
ance and the average person would regard punishment
to omit any of his regular meals and hence the enforce
ment Of the regimen would not lead to good results
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16

Only fool ever attempts to con-
vince man that he isn't as clever as
he thinks he is.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16
Its Status.

"T wonder why they attach so much
importance to n coal strike"
why; isn't IL Important"
"Of course not. 1t is merely O
miner occurrence"
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16

Many a girl fails to select the right
husband because she is afraid of be-
ing left.
Charlevoix county herald., 1912-03-16

nuarreled with opposing cIients and {
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
SPORISMtN AWAIT +
~. HUNTING SEASON
Continued from Page One.)

grain, nor among shocks or punched
fax. --.--5 f. ~,
Possession of game during the clos
ed season will be prima facie evidence
that the game was killed out Of sea
son. G 3:. ;}5
Local licenses may be obtained from
4 he county auditor for 81. Isl.
Foreign licenses are s25 under. the
new law, and extend from September
Z to December Is. ..$ (
The bag is limited to ten prairie
chickens, twenty-five wild ducks or
geese or combination Of three kindred
birds per day: 4. Es.s, Al. FL + 4 %,.s
81, Twenty prairie chickens, turtle
doves cranes, swans or grouse may be
shipped from the state, or combina.
ton Of twenty such birds; fifty snipe,
wild duck, plover or brant or COM
bination Of fifty such birds may be
shipped by. any one person. . J,
The season Is closed for antelope,
bear, otter, elk and moose. The open
season for deer is from November 10
to 30 inclusive, and only two male
nd antlered animals may be killed by
one person. % X. AZ. 5.s. 81 Il /: 4.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
ONLY THING NEEDED is WEATH.
Err TO TAKE CARE OF CROP 55
AFTER CUTTING.

That all that Is necessary now for
the greatest wheat crop in the hi.
story Of Ramsey county. is as..spell''
Of threshing weather, which will give
the farmers yield and grade Of grain
to break all records, Is the opinion
OF Col. Jos. M. Kelly, who during the
past week has spent considerable time
at his farm near Garske.
"The grade is the best I have ever
seen," declared the colonel this morn
ing. "A large percentage should go
NO. hard. without question : J / h.
while there is quite a little late
oats and barley, I don't believe there
will be any loss from frost. have
found that when we get through Aug
ust without q frost, that we are pref.
ty likely not to get q killing frost I'm,
til late In the fall. The continued
rains delayed the fax growth to a
considerable extent. There is lots Of
late fax. But If this balls out it may
get by all right =. I'M II
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

In touch with every essential detail,
and impressed upon each his own un-
challenged authority. Some called it
not authority but autocracy, and the
chief legitimate criticism which was
made Of him was that he kept his own
counsel too closely and was too disin-
clined to share his confidence and his
authority with others. =. The answer to
that and the vindication Of his system
were in results. The organization of
his army was flawless. In colloquial
phrase, the great machine never slip
ped cog. In all the immense opera
tons Of receipts and expenditures the
integrity Of his administrator was
unimpeachable. With all the multitu-
dinous and multifarious personal. So
cial and moral temptations to which
his thousands of officers were in the
nature and method Of their work pc.
culiarly subjected there never was, a
scandal in the staff. A leader who
can command such results ia worthy
to be something Of an autocrat. ~
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
RECKLESS DRIVING CAUSE or
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT HAVE
BEEN FATAL. Fl: @t-,. ,-.55s

An automobile in which three men
were riding crashed into team driv.
en- by Louis Morick, well known In
dian resident of the reservation Mon
day night near the C. w. Kelly farm,
southeast Of the city. According to
Mr.. Morick's story he was returning
home with two teams, one of which
was driven by man in his employ.
The automobile came up from behind
and before they could get out Of the
way the machine crashed into one of
the hay racks, demolishing it and in
juring one of the horses so badly that
it will die. The automobile was driven
by A. Forslof Of Crary, whom Morick
states, was carrying quite load aside
rem his two passengers. The auto
mobile was quite badly injured also.
Morick will sue for damages. u
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
THE PANAMA BILL SIGNED.

L The signing Of the Panama Canal
bill by the President will not modify
the unfavorable estimate of that mea-
sure which. has been widely enter
tanned and frankly expressed. The
bill was made less bad, no doubt, by
the elimination Of the proposal to ex-
empt American foreign commerce
from tolls, but it still remains bad.
Whatever there may be said In favor
Of our technical right to exempt pure.
ly coastwise commerce from tolls,
that right is, as the President has
pointed out, subject to grave doubt,
and it is so much challenged as to
make its unqualified assertion in this
bill injudicious. 49,. ..
Apart from this, the doubtful pro-
priety and expediency of other featur-
es of the bill, it's crudities and absurdi-
ties, and it's mixture of irrelevant
topics after the fashion of the rider"
Legislation which the President has
most properly condemned, all marked
it as one deserving of a vote. The
Presidents motives in permitting it to
become a law are plain He had .stc
choose between this bad bill and nc
legislation. We regret that he was led
to believe the administrative features
Of the measure so Immediately impera-
tive as to force the acceptance of
other crude and unworkmanlike pro-
visions that will probably injure the
national interests which they: were de-
signed to promote VI. -
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
ACKNOWLEDGE: II ]
Devils Lake Haa to Bow to the Inevit-
able-scores Of Endorsements
:As5t.;::j 8, $n:st4 Prove it, 5:.= .s ys IA

After reading the public statement
Of this fellow.sufferer given below.
you must come to this conclusion: A
remedy which proved so beneficial
years ago with the kidneys can natur-j
ally be expected to perform the same
work In similar cases. Read this: i,
Mrs. Annie Handler, Park River, n
Dak,, says: II am just as willing to
recommend Doan's Kidney Pills now
as was three years ago when I gave
a public statement in their favor. At
ter any hard work or exertion, was
sure to suffer from sharp pains in the
small of my back. l was never sue
cessful in finding relief until used
Doan's Kidney Pills. MY first trial of
them took place nine or ten years ago.
They quickly removed the pain and
latneness that had SO greatly troubled
me. I have always found this remedy
effective since then in driving away
any recurrence of my complaint. Sew
eral of my friends have taken Doan's.
Kidney Pills and testify in their favor
as strongly as do :..s5.S. n III. &.
Fol. sale by all dealers. Price SO.
cents. FosterlMilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States. nj. u i s;5....s
Remember the name-Doan's and
take no other. & & :s. i,
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
4 a MILITANT CHRISTIAN.

The funeral rites Of William Booth,
with their absence OF conventional
mourning emblems and their abun-
dance of martial banners and quasi
military guards. were emninently ap-
propriate. For the General Of the
Salvation Army was in an exceptional
sense a militant Christian. The phrase
has often been applied to other religi-
sous leaders Of aggressive methods and
4combative temperaments. General
Booth was eminent in the possession
sof those qualities, and he added there
40 with singular success the employ
ment Of actual military organization,
discipline, nomenclature, trappings
and music. To what degree the ex.
tension and efficiency of his work
were due to these external demon.
situations it would be difficult to esti-
mate. That it was a considerable de.
gree is strongly suggested by the
Widespread and varied imitation OF his
system The Church Army, the Boys
EBrigades and other organizations In
the churches, and the Boy Scouts and
similar bodies in secular life, are pal.
spabIe and indisputa BILE tributes to the
genius of the man who recognized the
militant and military strain in human
nature and devised the plan of trans
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
PULLING THE RECORD ON VIII,
.}gSa}% SON. 5SS$5$s.

Senator Williams Of Mississippi says
that the Republican National Commit
tee have collated many of Prof. Will
sons talks. against immigrants and
against workers, and that these are to
be printed in the Republican CAM
paign Textbook and spread among the
voters of the country. Probably he, ia
correct in this statement. In the days
before anybody ever thought of him
as possible presidential candidate,
and, therefore. when he felt free to
talk as he thought, Prof. Wilson said
many things which are now giving
trouble to him and his campaign man.
ayers. They will keep him explain
ing and amending through q large
part of the canvass. -.
But how is the Mississippi senator
going to make things any easier for
Prof. Wilson by quoting some Of the
strange expressions Of Col Roosevelt?
The colonel is not a member Of the
Republican party. He has formally
withdrawn from the party and has
formed sect of his own. Nothing
which he says or does hereafter can
injure the Republicans. AS he is no
longer in the party nothing that he
ever said or did can harm it now. BY
attacking the colonel the Mississippi
man may imagine that he is retaliat-
ing on the Republicans for calling at
tention to some of Prof. Wilson's re-
dictionary talk in the past, but this is
merely one of the Mississippian's
many and variegated alterations. The
Republicans are no longer account
able for him, and they can not be
harmed by any attacks which are
made upon him. .....-. j.
Prof. Wilson will have some diff
Guilty in defending himself from the
assaults which some of the natural
lied Americans are preparing to make
upon him, and he will not be able to
quote Col. Roosevelt in extenuation of
what he said. Wilson will be a weak
#er candidate in October and Noyem--
Der than he is in August. When the
forces of the opposition begin to as
sail him he will find. that politics has
"a long memory. Williams defends the
professor by calling his accusations
"early and immature expressions of
opinion" When he wrote his history
of the American people in 1902 he
was ~46 years of age, and could hardly
be called immature. He had been
writing for over a decade and a half
at that time. When he intimated in
that history that the Italians, Hun
garians and Poles were more unde-
.sirable than the Chinese as residents
of the United States, he was old
enough to know what his words
meant, and presumably he was aware
that the structures would be displeas-
ing to the persons whom he assailed.
Neither by the Mississippi senator nor
by anybody else can the baby act be
pleaded successfully in defense Of the
Democratic candidates ISLANDERS.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Mr.. Perkins is in trouble in New
York on account OF the hard treat
ment Of workers in the harvester trust
in that state. The philanthropist Of
Oyster Bay might call in Jacob Riis
and personally investigate: . ],
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

5 Georgia seems to be as uneasy as
Maine. The teorgi some time ago
voted prohibition ii and now have
defeated q prohibition candidate for
governor BY N, 0O0. s5
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
THE TRIALS OF a TRAVELLER.

II am a travelling salesman" writes
3. E, Youngs, E. Berkshire, vt, "and
was often troubled with constipation
and indigestion till I began to use DR..
Kings New Life Pills. which I have
found an excellent remedy. For all
stomach, liver or kidney troubles there
is nothing better. Only 25 cents at
all Druggists. s5:s s -%.4s
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Those who are looking for omens
will find one in the collapse of the
grand stand at Indianapolis while
Judge Parker was notifying Gov. Mar.
shall Of his nomination. For a Sc,
ries of years it has been impossible
for Judge Parker to shake off the
thud.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Any way you look at it, Mr.. Arch
bold made such a bad investment that
the peoples belief in Wall Streets
financial genius is going to be sadly
shaken. .z5. 7
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

" What would Prof. Wilson do in Me.
aragua as commander in chief Of the
army and navy Of the United States?
As the professor says he will be presi-
dent after March 4 next the question
is pertinent. & rs. " III. NJ @.s
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

a Anna Held divorced. Like other
actresses who take the excursion in.
to matirmony, she finds It necessary
to use the return ticket. O., HILL #53 n: 81
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
FNlatbush. One branch Of the service
seems to be neither competent nor
corrupt.

II the troubles in Mexico and Mica
ragua continue much longer the neigh
bors will soon begin to wonder what
has become Of the peace tribunal.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

So far: as. reported none Of the
Sunday schools Of New York city have
had to pay the police to- keep from
being raided. {55 IN
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

! The men may submissively accept
fashions decree that trousers be
strapped to the boots, but if it comes
to putting an umbrella ruff1e on the
bottom of the aforesaid garments,
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

3s Secretary Knox has gone to Japan
TO see the new emperor. Hope he
does not forget to write in the guest
book when he comes away. ii
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

The king OF Montenegro has worn
one hat for 16 years. In monarchical
countries they. don't have to throw
it into the ring. =. ss$:, N. y.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

n The Olympic athletes got a recep-
ton which shows it isn't considered
bad form yet in this country for d
man to play to win.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Congress is supposed 70 be In ses.
sion; or at least the clerk goes in
every day and reads aloud q few pass
ages out Of the dictionary. ..i1i 4
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

81 Senator Williams Of Mississippi
praises the record Of President Pierce.
The affable New Hampshire champion
Of the fugitive slave law still has ad:
mirers. } 4. a. III 81. IA
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

II side whiskers return to fashion,
men can still be distinguished from
billy goats by the fact that they stand
upright. $3.50 - 4 ,&< .t ;sf ;}5f.s
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

+ It is impossible at this time of
year to tell whether a man is sneez-
ing from hay fever, or is trying to
pronounce the names of some Of our
new Polish and Hungarian citizens.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Il. The Inter Ocean 81 the Oldest and
has the largest circulation of any
weekly paper published 81 Lake Reg
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Boston's mayor favors kitchen gar.
dens to reduce the cost Of living. He
does not seem to realize that the hoe
blisters the hands much more than the
baseball bat or the billiard cue.
The high cost Of meat cannot be
laid on short crops this year, but there
are competent press agents who will
be able to find some other equally
good excuse. ':s.5. Il 5.ss}=
Pension agencies abolished and
checks mailed from Washington. How
in thunder do they expect people are
going to live II the government keeps
on reducing the number OF Jobs?
Owing to the time IT takes to at
tend the political meetings and dnd
ont how the cost OF food can be re.
duced, It seems doubtful il the big
crops Of this year can be harvested.
II 10 claimed some Of the New York
police could have caught the Rosen-
thai murderers, but perhaps they
think there Is no money In catching
criminals any way. Ss5
t---.-t + #, :'a IA } r.
a Progressive candidate is going TO
run against Nick Lopgworth. That
kind OF thing always will happen when
= man votes Without taking his wlfe's
advice. ..s..f. s5,.:.' III
The politicians may not be able to
run the government any better, but
there lie always d chance that short
crops may come along to give them an
issue. s. 4, 4, ], - 49,. \ ]: &. ::-.
The daughter 81 Or. Eliot Of Har-
yard says she is going to learn to
cook before getting married. Her
flance would have been up against
very stiff competition If this had been
known before.
Helen Keller. though deaf and dumb
and blind, has learned to sing. Many
singers act as IL they were too deaf
to: hear how their voices sound, and
too blind to see how their auditors
stand it. >5| l5 y q, s5
Special dispatch from Armageddon:
After battling for the Lord for three
weeks to get the hired girl to sweep
the front piazza, a housekeeper was
surprised to-day to find the maid hold.
ing q sweet pea tea on the aforesaid
porch. :5t l:55 ss5.
! After studying the methods employ
ed everywhere for dealing with vice,
Lit seems hardly necessary to, give
80 days notice with three times pub.
LEGATION in the local paper before raid.
ing gamblers and other bad resorts.
AS the National Guardsmen had
but little; opportunity to provide the
Connecticut girls with the customary
supplies of ice cream, the maneuvers
in that state are generally accounted
unsatisfactory. ". /.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

It is better that American marines
should land in Nicaragua to protect
foreign property than that European
marines should take the lead in the
emergency.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

How can any one say that army
life provides no wholesome recrea-
lions, when our soldiers have just been
landed to straighten out the revolu-
ton in Nicaragua? ;=.I#: ;ss5 ..
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Sa "a good deal Of bad meat is coming
In Pretty tough ON the summer ho-
tel men to have such opportunities de-
layed until late in the season.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

1t would not seem advisable for
Senator Penrose to spend the week
end at Oyster Bay unless he wants to
sleep in the freight house. S.*
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

The campaign is getting hot in Yer
mont, and one candidate has made the
objectionable error of advocating the
wrong kind of feed for Holstein cattle.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

How many were called liars yester.
day? s.s, .:.;z5 .,siss5s
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

# The man who thinks the parties viii
do what their platforms say would BE
q good man to sell mining stock to.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

S The banks are asked to take CAM
!paign contributions, but II is feared.
that .sthe boys will find II hard to
convince q safety deposit vault that,
their inflooence" should be adequate
II compensated 9f5}s:f
"a University Of Illinois professor
has become involved in controversy
for using spanking machine on his
children. There would have been no
complaint had he used It on the stu
dents. \: II III 4
In view Of Senator Penrose's state
ments, any candidates who are think
ing Of running for Office on 50 cents
worth Of postage stamps and q box Of
I'VE cent cigars might as well sit
down now. & 53s. !5s.5 1! Mt s s,s.ls5
The politicians have fixed up the
New York primary ballot so it will
be 20 feet long, but business men,,
working people. farmers, and other
amateurs In politics need not expect
that the act of voting will be arrang.
led to suit their convenience.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

To the Session: Good radiance!
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Il Any way Armageddon would make
4 good name for a parlor car.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Gov. Wilson's apple trees raided BY
crowd. u Probably looking for plums
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

< AS the National Guardsmen had
but little. opport unity to. provide the
Connecticut girls with the customary
supplies of ice cream, the maneuvers
in that state are generally accounted
unsatisfactory. d u
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30
% B 81. |.

Every one wants Prosperity passed
around -as far as us.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

Boston mayor fayors kitchen gar;
dens to reduce the cost Of living. He
does not seem to- realize that the hoe
blisters the hands much more than the
baseball bat or the billiard cue. B
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

4 After studying the methods employ.
ed everywhere for dealing with vice,
| it L seems hardly necessary to, give
so days notice with three times pub.
lication in the local paper before raid:
ing gamblers and other bad: resorts.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1909-1915, 1912-08-30

U The high cost Of meat cannot be
laid on short crops this year, but there
are competent press agents who will
be able to find some other equally
good excuse. ss 4, 7$$l ss5