davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26

WEBER MAKES
ABLE ADDRESS
SERVICES AT CHRIST
CHURCH WILL CONTINUE
THROUGHOUT WEEK - SPEAK
Err TELLS OF NECESSITY OF
OBSERVING LENT.

Archdeacon webber. who is one Of
the leading ministers OF the Episcopal
church. will conduct mission services
q: the Christ Episcopal church in Pen
sacoia this week. The first service
was held last night at O'Clock,
very large audience being present.
The mission services. he said In ee-
ginning his talk last night, were not
new to Pensacola people. These ser
vices, ne says. are to emphasize Lent.
Our lives are like clocks, need
ing winding at regular intervals
to keep them at work, and like the
clock which needs to be wound TO
keep time the human life needs the
Lenten season to rewind 1t
He dweIt upon the Importance OF
Lent observation, pointing out that IL
served to make Christian people re-
member the blessings which they en-
joy. lent reminds some Of the sooo
resolutions they have made to do
spiritual work. he said, and gives new
inspiration.
Everyone, he said, needs to take time
to be holy; the business man, the
housewife and the politician. the
spiritual nature of man is superior to
any part OF him, and, naturally, needs
to be nurtured. Man cannot live by
bread alone"
Not the Episcopal church, but leaI-
ers of all the churches, the speaker
said, have declared man needs self
control and sympathy with Jesus
Christ, and the most advantageous
time to get il is during Lent Some
one of the great men Of today has
said if the world is to be conquered
that Lent is the season in which IT
may be done.
The speaker called attention to the
failures of some of the apostles OF
Christ, and urged the people not to
take others failures as hypocrisy. The
first failure, he said, should not cause
one to give UP something they are
striving to do for God. Nothing is
impossible with God; he always pro-
vides the way"
Business men are asking for a prao-
tic2l religion, the speaker said.
Walking in the fellowship OF the
Great Compsnion; walking as a
formative forca, an active co-paTtner
with God, is the only practical and
only religion there is." You cannot
he practical by putting God out of
forne and peopIa must be in practical
nslrTuony with Hin.-
fIs then SPOKE Of the necessity of
people attending public Worship, Civ
Ing quotations from Charles Eliot and
Andrew Whtte on tha subject 20 the
e1fact that no man could be what he
Should be unless no attended public
worship or affiliated hinlss,f with soma
church.
In closing his rsnnaKts Archdeacon
Weber said there wSrs four things
necessary If Christian people would
accomplish something for good.
Obedience cerneE first and then work,
worship and service.
Archdeacou Wsber Is a teroetul and
fluent speaker and never loses the at
teation Of his congregation TOR an in
slant. Be has a message snd delivers
it in a thoroughly comprehensive man
ner and in every city where he goes
his congregations becomes larger as
the days go by.
This morning at 7:S9 o'@ieck there
will be holy communion and a short
discourse by Arch6eacoa Weber. This
afternoon there will be another service
and again tonight at s o'clock.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
A SEA CAPTAIN
IS WAYLAIO BY
THREE NEGROES
CAPT, JOHN DAVAIN, OF STEAM
SHIP ANSELMA D'LARRENAGA,
is HELD UP ON MuSCOGEE
WHARF AND ROBBED OF $50
AND TWO GOLD WATCHES.

Capt. James Davain. Of the steam
ship Anselnsa de Larrenaga, which
vessel was anchored at Muscogee
wharf at the time, was the victim OK a
bold robbery early Sunday morning.
according 10 the report made at the
police station Sundey. The captain
was relieved of 500 and two gold
watches. descriptions of which have
been furnished the police, who are
working on the case. but who up to
last night had not secured any clue,
All that could be learned regarding
the perpetrators of the crime was
that they were three negroes.
The robbery occurred on AIuscogee
wharf between Il and l O'Clock, ac-
cording 10 the report, and the cap
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
To ORGANIZE A
FEDERAL COURT
At MARIANNE
JUDGE ". q. SHEPPARD AND OF.
FlcERs WILL GO TO JACKSON
COUNTY CITY MONDAY FOR
THAT PURPOSE.

Judge W. B, Sheppard OF the federal
court, accompanied by Clerk Fred w
Marsh. Marshal McGourin. Deputy
Wolfe, District Attorney Cubberly AM
assistant TraMneI, will leave Pensa-
cola Sunday afternoon or Monday
morning for Mariana, where a couri
will be organized anc steps taken Il
arrange for future terms.
The court will be organized undo
the act that became effective IN Jan
uaTy and vii, be Q great convenient.
to the citizens In that section of Flor
ida, who have heretofore been com
yelled to either come to Pensacola ~
so TO Tallahassee for sessions of the
court.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
$4,000 TO LEND.
on Improved City Real Es-
tate in amounts from $500
up. Escarnbia Realty Co.
SEVERAL HUNDRED COTTON
OPERATIVES ON A STRIKE
BY Associates Press.

Lowell. Mass, March 25.-Several
hundred operatives at the Appleton
cotton mills struck today as a protest
agsinst the failure of the management
10 advance wages more than seven per
cent.
Nearly 500 operatives In the Msrri-
mack cotton mills also went out and
an attempt was made by the industrial
workers CT the world to etxend the
vslkout to all departments of the two
corporations and to the other cotton
plants in Lowell.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
FUNERAL OF
MRS. EGGART
LARGE NUMBER OF FRIENDS AT.
TENDED SERVICES WHICH
WERE CONDUCTED SUNDAY
AFTERNOON AT THE FIRST
METHODIST CHURCH.

With large number of sorrowing
friends in attendance, the funeral SER
vices Of Mrs. c. w. Eggart, a highly
estmiabh lady, who passed away Sat
urday, were conducted Sunday after
noon at $3.50 o'clock from the First
Methodist church, Rev. NJ. H. Holt,
pastor OF that church, officiating. In
terment was made in st. Johns Gene
terry Immediately after the funeral SER
vices and large concourse of friends
and acquaintance followed the re-
mains to the last resting place.
During the services at the church
Mrs. Kirkpatrick played and Mrs. Nc
Allister, Mrs. Griffith, Miss Annie Nav
Hall. Mr.. Ewing and Mr.. Henderson
sang. Mrs. Jack Grifith sang Lead
Kindly Light"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
FLY PICTURES
BEING SHOWN
IN PENSACOLA
SLIDES ARE HERE AND TONIGHT
THEY WILL BE SEEN AT &C.
VILE SQUARE. WITH NEW
BAND FURNISHING MUSIC.

The Y. NJ. c. A Health League 10
well supplied with printed matter on
the "fly.' This material will be dis
tribnted during this week. The league
hopes to get In touch with every in
diVtdual in Pensacola who is big
CROUCH and strong enough 60 swat the
fy." by distributing cards and panph-
lets, lacking cloth banners in con-
spicuous places lectures and exhibit
and lantern slides on the House
Fly
What the league wants to do Is to
start the ball q rolling by educat-
ing the public as to the hlthinesS and
dangers of these disease carriers This
is a proposition that all have to join
In, to make the work really effective.
Watch the papers, read the pamphlets,
sec the pictuersi then. put the question
directly to yourself. whether flies
should not DO destroyed, or. at least.
an effort be made to keep them from
poIluting food prepared for you to eat.
After this week the Health League
will have finished its work on the
Question of the fly so far as the or
eaniaztion is concerned, for the league
proposes to look into other means OF
preventing sickness accidents and
deaths. Every individual should make
until every fly has been destroyed. IL
every one wili 30 his or her part we'll,
this will not be difficult task. The
fly ssason is here and now is the time
TO get busy.
The "Fly Pest moving picture film
was run yesterday at the Riiou
theatre and attracted large crowds
This afternoon 1t may be seen 1T the
Pasture theatre and tonight 1t wifi ne
exhibited W!tE other slide pictGrca on
the IS at Seville square at o'clock.
phs PansacolH Concert band has been
engaged anG will play on this accession.
A local physician will lecture on the
ny EaDtv,ct and It is hoped that a large
crowd. viii bs out Following IL the
program FOR the balance OF q week:
Wednesday afternoon, at th- Bonita
theatre.
Wednesday night, corner Govern
ment ard Heus streets.
Thur 6ay afternoon, Elite theatre.
Thursday night, Jackson and c
streets.
friday night. Alcaniz and Brainard
streets.
Saturday night. Garden and Palafox
streets
Belmont Street theatre, coIored
Sunday night.
TIE night exhibitions and lectures
win start promptly at o'clock. Don 1T
fail to see these pictures at least once.
Yen Judge a man not by what he
Trr misses to do, but by what he has
done. That Is the only true test.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Judged
by this standard has no superior PEG.
pie everywhere speak of 1t In the
highest terms of praise. For sale by
ell dealers
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
CRUISER PRAIRIE CANNOT
GET COAL TO RETURN
By AssooIa.ed pr...

Weimuch, Eng. March 25.-The
United States cruiser Prairie at Port
land, shipping 100 torpedoes, is find
Ine olu'culfy In securing coal for the
voyage to America. An attempt made
to1ay to purchase 100 tons OF steam
coal was unsuccessful.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
VESSELS IN PORT.
ECZEMA LIQUID

A clear, white LIQUID for cleanSing
purifying and healing skin and scalp
diseases. Stops itching instantly and
cures eczema permanently. a few
days after using It the disease begins
20 disappear. Price 81 a bottle. For
sale In Pensacola by The Crystal
Pharmacy and BaIkcom Drug Co.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
To Mothers-ans Others.

to cure children Of eczema, rashes.
letter. chafings, scaly and crusted
humors. as well as their accidental
inturies,-cuts, burns. bruises, ETC.,
with perfect safety, Nothing else heals
SO quickly. For boiis, ulcers. old,
running or fever sores or piles II has
no equal rs cts. at W. A. D'Alem-
betre's.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26

Craighmor. Br, Williams, 2297, to
The Keyser- Muldon Co.
Gracia, Span, Ruiz, 21z2. to Gulf
Transit Co.
Hubert, Br, Martin, ASA, to Cary &
Co.
Inselhnger, Ger. Ruhne. 21ss, to Gulf
Transit Co.
Clara, Nor, BJerkhalt, $50, to master.
Elvo. Ital, Marini, to Pensacola
Lumber Co.
voituron. Ital. stagno. 1863, to mas
ter.
sopochlese. Ital. Pontermoli, 1929. to
master.
Victoria I, Nor Jensen. AS. to
master.
San Pedro. Urug. Font. 1861, to mas
ter.
Genista. ItaI. Trapani. 1Tss. to
master.
= sehconers.
Julia A. May, Br, Banks, Sc, %
Stearns Lumber g. Export Co.
Donna Christina. Am, Christopher.
1876, to master.
Alice May Davenport. Am, Nash,
$50, to master.
r. c. Lockhart. Am, King. asa, to
master.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Tale LAXATIVE PROMO Ouin.nA
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26

To Willie Stringer and wife, q
daughter.
To Louis Wilkerson ana wife, q son
To Ruby Louis, a son.
White Deaths.
Lee e. Livingston. rs years, stem
ach trouble
Mrs. Minnie Parker, % years, pneu-
monia-
c. H. Gingles, SO years, apoplexy.
Francis H Sheppard. 66 years, apo
plexy.
Coler0d peeths.
Ed. Thompson, 50 years, malaria.
Frank CarRnceg1s, 81 years, measles
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26

Soda crackers are ex-
trem ely sensitive to
moisture.
Before the advent of
Uneeda Biscuit the only
persons who ever tasted
fresh, crisp soda crackers
were the people in the
bakeries.
Now that we ha We
Uneeda BiScuit-wehave
perfectly baked soda
crackers-perfectlykept.
No moisture can reach
them-nO communicating
influences can affect
their flavor-their good
ness is imprisoned only
to be liberated by you
for you when you open
the package. Five cents.
NATIONAL BISCUIT
COMPANY
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26

Read The Journals Want
Ads and Profit thereby.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinsne
Tablets. Druggists refund money II
signature IL on each box. CSC.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26
RhRBOR AND
MARINE NEWS
SHIPPING TRANSACTIONS AND
NOTES OF INTEREST ALONG
THE BAY FRONT.

Arrived.
Thurland Castle, Br ss, Kelly, 1735,
Tampa to Gulf Transit Co.
Cleared.
Thurland Castle, Br IS, 2375. for
Galveston, with 400 tons OF bunker
coal
Combesmere, Ital ship, Laddanza,
1886. for Montevideo. with 1909 s2 s
It lumber.
VESSELS IN PORT.
Steamships.
Snowden, Br, Jenkins, 2o55, to The
Ksyser -Muldon Co.
Alkaid, Dutch. 1883. TO Gulf States
Shipping Co.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-03-26

Yen Judge a man not by what he
Trr misses to do, but by what he has
done. That Is the only true test.
Chanberlains Cough Remedy Judged
by this standard has no superior. PEG.
pie everywhere speak of 1t In the
highest terms of praise. For sale by
all dealers
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01
Goo. w. Knox J. L. Stacy,
President Soc. and Mgr.
Glover real ESTATE Co.
FOR SALE -
CLOVER, s. c.

1. Mrs. J. A. Hedgepeth's House
and Lot in Glover. A Big Bargain at
S2,1OO.OO.
2. Extra large Lot on Kings Mt.
St.; houses; an excellent renting
proposition-9a to 10 per cent on in
vestment.
4. Several nice Lots near Glover
academy-S225 to $275 each, accord
ing to situation.
5. Al Acres, mile Glover; 7-room
house; barn, we'll, etc. S42.5O Acre.
10. 30a a., miles west of York
Vile; about 100 young fruit trees.
$3.50 per Acre.
II. 100 a., near Battle Ground; lot
of good saw timber. $500 per Acre.
~. 6 lots on New Brooklyn St., $75
Each. All the time you want on these
13. lots fronting Faires st. IS
Each. l 1-3 a. fine pasture, close in.
$4,000.
II. Groom Cottage (New), H. E.
Moore residence-S1, 10000.
IS. 22O Acres-Good. sandy land
farm, the w. E. Adams home tract
$3.50 per Acre. Good terms on this
19. r. ]. Love home tracts. 245
acres. Plenty of saw timber, fine bot
tom land; 7-room dwelling and all
necessary out-buildings. $4,000 Acre
20. 40 AcreS-Of the J. w. Law
renee tract, south Of Allison creek.
81. so Acres-Partly within cor
porate limits Of Glover; part Of the
T. F. Jackson Glass tract
CLOVER REAL ESTATE &C
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01
AUCTION SALES.
CLERKS SALE.
State of South Carolina, County of
York.
In the Cnurl aH Co.na,o. nl~

State of South Carolina, County of
York.
In the Court of Common Pleas.
w. R. Carroll VS.. R. H. White.
by virtue of a Decree for Sale in
- the above stated case, I will ex-
pose to public sale in front Of the York
Court House Door, on MONDAY, NO.
VENEER 4TH, 1912, (Salesday) be-
tween II a. m, and 2 p. m, the real
estate described as follows:
All that certain lot or parcel Of
land, with the buildings thereon. in
the State Of South Carolina, County Of
York, In the town Of Yorkville, bound
ed by lands Of Allen Alexander on the
east, by lot Of Cora billiard and Street
on the south, by street and the land
formerly belonging to ]. r. Wither-
spoon on the west, and by street and
land of DR.. r. A. Bratton on the north,
being the same tract Of land conveyed
to R. H. White by deed of Mary ].
White and others on the 10th day of
October, 1902, said deed being record
ed in Office of r. M. c., for York coun-
ty in deed book No. %, pages 434-5,
to which reference is had for a more
complete description thereof"
Terms One-half CASH and the
balance in twelve months, with inter-
est from date of sale at eight per cent.
The credit portion to be secured by
mortgage of the premises sold with
privilege to pay all cash. Purchaser
to pay for papers.
Yorkville, S. c., October 18th, 1912.
]. A. TATE. c. c. C. Pls.
"a ( st
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

English fleet came to its aid and the
sympathy Of all Christian nations was
with the land famous in ancient liter
ature. A naval engagement fought in
the Bay Of Navarino in 1927 between
the English, French and Greek ships
on the one side and the Turkish and
Egyptian war vessels on the other was
an overwhelming victory for the Euro
pean nations. The. Turkish fleet was
almost entirely destroyed. Turkey was
glad to sign the treaty two years later
after war with Russia in the meantime
"a treaty that gave to the world a
Greek nation free and independent
Kansas City Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

Original Of Sam Weller.-The origi-
nal Of Sam Weller was Sam or Sami-
vel Vale, who was we'll known as a
London comedian who acted in the
farce called "The Boarding House" and
subsequently at Covent Garden thea
ter. Sam Vale was noted everywhere
for his Wellerisms, such as Come on,
as the man said to his tight boot" I'm
down on you, as the extinguisher said
to the candle" Where shall we fly, as
the bullet said to the trigger" and Let
every one take care Of themselves, as
the donkey observed when dancing
among the chickens" Sam Vale died
in 184S.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01
Humorous department.

She Did.-The young girl sat in her
bedroom reading and writing impa-
tiently, says the Ladies' Home Journal.
Her older sister was entertaining a
young man in the parlor and she want
ed to know how it would terminate. AT
last there was a sound in the hall, and
a crash as Of a closing door made 1t
plain to the girl that the young man
had gone. Throwing down her book
she ran to the head Of the stairs and
peered eagerly and intently into the
blackness of the hall beneath.
We'll, Maude," she called, did you
land him?".
There was a peculiar silence and
then a masculine voice responded:
"She did"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

Booking So-and-So.-Herbert j.
Meyer, the booking agent. according to
the Saturday Evening Post. received a
telegram from a Louisville theatrical
manager that read:
.Is Joe So-and-So in New York?
How is his act? Book him If o. X
Meyer replied:
"So-and-So not in New York. Un-
derstand his act is stupid and medic
Gre"
Presently this telegram came from
the Louisville manager:
"Cut out So-and-So. If Stupid and
Mediocre good act book them week
September NINTH"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01
TAX NOTICE-I9l2
Office of the County Treasurer of York
County.

Office of the County Treasurer of York
County.
Yorkville, s. c., Sept. 13, 1912.
NJ Office Is hereby given that the
IN TAX BOOKS for York county will
be opened on TUESDAY, the 18TH
DAY OF OCTOBER. 1912, and remain
open until the 31ST DAY OF DECEM-
BER, 1912, for the collection Of
STATE, COUNTY, SCHOOL AND LO-
CAL TAXES for the fiscal year 1912,
without penalty; after which day ONE
all payments made in the month Of
JANUARY, 1913, and TWO PER
CENT penalty for all payments made
in the month Of FEBRUARY, 1913.
and SEVEN PER CENT penalty will
be added to all payments made from
the 1ST DAY OF MARCH to the 18TH
DAY OF MARCH, 1913, and after this
date all unpaid taxes will go into ex-
ecutions and all unpaid Single Polls
will be turned over to the several Mag
istrates for prosecution in accordance
with law.
For the convenience Of taxpayers, I
will attend the following places on the
days named:
At Fort Mill, Friday and Saturday,
November 1st and I'd.
At Rock Hill from Monday, Novem-
Der 4th to Saturday, November 9th.
And at Yorkville from Monday, No
vember 18th, until Tuesday the 31st
day Of December, 1912, after which
date the penalties will attach as stated
above.
Note.-The Tax Books are made up
by Townships, and parties writing
about taxes will always expedite mat
ters If they will mention the Town
ship or Townships in which their
property or properties are located.
HARRY E. NEIL,
Treasurer Of York County.
IA A.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

The Wrong Kinda strapping Ger
man, with big beads Of perspiration
streaming down his face, was darting
in and out among the aisles of a de-
partment store.
His excited actions attracted the at
tention of all the salespeople, and they
hardly knew what to make Of 1t. A
hustling young man Of the clothing de-
partment walked up and asked:
Are you looking for something In
mems clothing?"
NO" he roared, mot mems clothing;
yimmin's clothing. I can't find my
wife!"-Exchange
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

It Looked That Way.-"Auntie," ask
ed little Helen, ARE you an Indian, or
did you marry one?"
Gracious no, child, of course mott"
said the young aunt. why do you ask
such a question:"
We'll" said the child, Il saw lot
of scalps on your dressing table" ."-Ex.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

One Too Many.-"Percy," said Har-
old; Il wish to ask you question OF
etiquette: If take a young lady to
good theater, and take her afterward
to a restaurant for supper, and then
bring her home in a carriage, should l.
on leaving her. kiss herr"
mo, Harold" said Percy firmly;
you've already done quite enough for
heri"-Saturday Evening Post
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

Positive Proof-An Irishman and
Scot were arguing as to the merits OF
their respective countries.
"Ah, weel," said Sandy, they toor
doom an auld castle in Scotland and
found many wires under it, which
shows that the telegraph was knoon
there hoondreds O. years ago."
WELL" said Pat they toor down an
ould castle in Oireland, and begorra
there was no wires found undher 1t,
which shows that they knew all about
wireless telegraphy in oireland hun
dreds av years ago."-Exchange.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

She Was Willing to Help-The
charming wife Of a French diplomat
had never thoroughly mastered the
English language. She was urging an
American naval officer to attend din
ner, the invitation to which he had al
ready declined. The lady insisted that
he must go, but the young officer said
he could not possibly do so, as he had
burned his bridges behind him."
The lady misunderstood the word.
That will be all right" she exclaim-
ed; Il will lend you pair of my
husbands" Home Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

What Was the Use?-"Haven't found
your dog yet hear?" asked Smith OF
his neighbor Jones.
NO" answered Jones ruefully.
We'll, have you advertised?" asked
Smith.
whats the use " said Jones; "the
dog can't read."-Exchange
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

Which Was the Truthful End.-
why don't you go in?" asked one
tramp Of the other, as they stood be-
fore the gate. Dat dogs all right.
Don't you see him Vaughn his tail?"
Sure I do" said the second tramp,
but he's a-growlin', too, and I don't
know which end to believe."-Ex.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

Why He Couldn't Go INA small
but very black negro was standing
very erect at one side Of the door Of a
house where a colored man had just
died. The services were about to be-
gin. Aren't you coming inside?"
II would If could" said the small
boy, but, you see, Use de Grape"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

He Was Ready to Shift am sur
prised," said the parson to youngster
indulging in Sunday morning fishing,
ito find you fishing here, my boy
"Why?" asked the boy. Dye know
any place where they bite better, mis-
ter ?"-Ladies' Home Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

AlI's Fish for the Doctors Net
why, the size Of your BILL" cried the
angry patient to the doctor, makes me
boil all over!"
"Ah!" said the eminent practitioner
calmly. THAT will be twenty dollars
more for sterilizing your system."-Ex.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1912-11-01

Where They are Found.-Finding a
lady reading Twelfth Night" a face
tious doctor asked: when Shake
speare wrote about Patience on a
monument did he mean doctors pa
tients?"
No" said the lady. you find them
under monuments, not on them."-EX.