New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-09-24
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Poachng IN France is scientifically or
ganized by regular bands OF poachers,
who set out al night b. motor car with
highly specialized apparatus. afterward
hurrylng back 70 Paris. their bags hidden
away. TO place the game on the market
Some OF the poachers havo immense
nets made OF fine SILK mesh supported
on long poles Ten men arc required 10
manipulate the nets, eight 10 hold the
poles and two o. beat the game. The
yoachcrs place their game on the Cen
trail Market through receivers in different
parts OF the country. smuggling II
through the octroi 1city customs) con-
csalod IN motor cars beneath cushions
and IN ,iro cases, or In CO mmcrcial traH-
ellors' sample boxes. with double bot
toms" says The London Express" Re-
Gently G2s rabbits wero obtained by
roachers In one night IN the woods near
Mo!un. and go partr!dges are common
haul
Customer-Wh3t havo you In the way
OF summer fctlOu2
Newsdcaler-W tavo the platforms Of
all the parties and the candidates
spcechcs.-life
REMARK WILKES.
Now mark Mark wilkes. uniucky wight.
lie surely is IN erievous plight.
Although quite innocent OF crime
In English snol he's doing time.
His better half. II seems. has wealth,
While he possesses naught but health.
Although the income is not his.
Alas! tho tax upon II is:
And since lie has no cash 20 pay
They take his liberty away
Until his wife shall pay the tax
Hen Ice sealed up. as tight as wax.
Thus once again In law. man-made,
Gross inequality's displayed.
What wonder that the women rag.
And cen IN violence engagel
Ia fun view OF this peril, which
Inheres in any girl who's rich,
\ man, though TO the altar led.
May think again, before he's wed
For reckless no must he who'll brave
Responsibilities 70 grave.
4 bachelor We all agree
\ most unhappy man must be:
But there's a sufferer greater yet:
Husband OF a rich sufragette!
@. Il. NJ.
First Newsboy--A guy handed me half
dollar Tor IA paper dis morning. went
outer dc depot To get dc change an when
/ cam" back he was gone.
Second Ncwsboy-How long wns you
gone for de changer
First NewsbOy-'Bout two hours.-Bos-
ton Transcript
A ragged and unkempt object ap-
preached two men who were walking
along the Bowery. "Will either OF YOU
gentlemen give mo a nickel?'' he said.
II have eaten two meals to-day. and |
think ] know place where l can sleep
tonight. II you give me the money, |
will not buy u cup OF coffee. nor will
start 10 lead a new life. | know sa-
loon where can get particularly inn
pure and potent glass OF whisky for
that price, and that IS undoubtedly the
way | shall spend tho money" ono OF
the men quickly handed him the coin
FOR which he asked. II thought" he
said TO his friend, who disbeleyed In in
discriminate charity, that ] owed at
least that much TO tho cause of truth
telling"
She entered the grocery store with
jar Of marmalade I'm her hand and fire
In her eye. "See here" she said TO the
clerk, Il bought this stun because the
card in your window says rs an excel
lent substitute for butter
Yes. ma am; so II IS
"Well, rs "A grand substitute ! must
sayl / tried frying a bit of fish with
il this morning, aud the taste was 50
awful had To throw tho fish all away"
Boston Transcript.