New-York tribune., 1912-01-17
THE TALK or THE DAY.

| The first number OF ia Tribuna," Lib
eraI independent daily newspaper, will ap-
pear at Madrid on January 20 under the
management OF $. Canavas Ceryantes. the
paper will have twelve pages with illustra-
tions and its advent will be the occasion or
n festival in which many men prominent in
the literary world Of Spain will take part
Burglar Casting cavare for first time
Poison. be gum. They must a put II there
o purpose. se.-Punch.
The oldest member Of Parliament in the
world, the Hungarian deputy, NJ. Joseph
Madarasz, who Is now in his nincty-nnth
year. issues a denial OF the statement that
he is about to retire into private life. NJ.
Madarasz says that he means To retain his
mandate TIL he has completed his loOth
year. II not longer. He carries list OF all
the ccntenarians In the world constantly
with him. and marks them on as they dl"
lie IL determined TO outlive them all, and
some day TO have the distinction Of being
the oldest man in the world.
First New Yorker-Been South this win
ter?
Second New Yorker-Yes.
How was Fourteenth street?'-Llte.
TWO PROMISES
fOh,y cannot bo omitted from tho marriage
service In EnEland.-Ncws item.l
Though protests doubtless will he heard.
We shall not he unduly stirred
BY all their agitation.
Because. we fancy. women may
sun make that promise. Ito obey"
With all due reservation.
Since man. in marrying. makes the vow.
with all my goods thee endow,'
Without the least objection.
His spouse can scarcely act amiss,
In keeping. Just as re does this.
Her promise OF subjecton.
He used 10 be the worst dancer in the
ballroom All the girls used 10 be In con
stant dread that he'd ask for a dance
Awkward. eh?"
The limit. But he's in great demand as
a partner"
Not at all But the new turkey trot
dance makes his awkwardness seem art -
Detroit Free Press.
The folnt services under the auspices OF
the Church OF the Divine Paternity. the
Free Synagogue and DIR. John Haynes
Holiness Unitarian Church which. when
they were begun last year became known
as the three I'm one services" will be re-
sumed on January 8 al the Lyceum Thea
tre. The first speakers will be DR.. George
w. Klrchwey, OF Columbia University and
A. Leo Well OF Pittsburgh. on February
4 Clifford Pinchot will occupy the rostrum
and on February II the Right Rev. Charles
ID. williams. Bishop of Michigan. will speak
on THE Church and Social Justice"
Life IL a cocktail" chirped the Optlmist.
Yes with too much bitters," growled
the Pessimist.-Philadelphi Record
In answer TO the report that Helene obi
lon. the actress who appeared at the Irving
Place Theatre some years ago, had insti-
tuted divorce proceedings against her hus-
band and would Shortly return 10 the
stage and make her re-entry In New York"
her attorney, DR. Hofmok. writes that his
client, Frau Helene Won Pecie- Odion. will
not go 10 the courts with her husband be-
cause the couple had recently agreed to
separate because OF differences Of opinions.
MY client" he continues has been under
treatment for nervous trouble and although
her health is nearly restored. she has no
idea OF again appearing before the public"
Il wonder why Solomon was considered
the wisest man. asked Mr.. Meekton's
wife.
probably, my dear because he had so
many wives TO give him good advice. -
Washington Star.