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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
THE GULF STREAM.

Ne Material Change Ia ~ coures In
Modern Times.
Much has bsen said in Escsat years
in regard to ths changing route 1t the
gulf stream. Indeed. the character of
this steady, consistent and answering
body was getting 80 maAgned that the
government looked into the matter.
with the result that this mysterious
current OF the ocean was entirely v1n-
dicated. Experts declare that there 10
NO change In the course nor has there
been for many years-
No other physical feature Of the
ocean Is subject to more persistent
misinterpretation than is the gulf
stream. AL vagaries Of climate are
laid to its charge. It il a pet theory
of many that the temperature Of Eu-
rope Is greatly affected by 1t. but this
idea is held by high authorities to b
erroneous 1t is not rs extensive AZ Is
commonly thought. Practically start
ing at the Florida strait. where its
volume Il made up by the union OF
currents. 1t ceases to be q true cur
rent by the time 1t reaches the south
ern limit of the Grand banks. where it
becomes surface drift. governed by the
winds.
The government experts aver that
there has been absolutely no material
change in the gulf streams course In
modern times.-New York Press.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
DeLegQteS---Seen And Unseen.

o the al yesterday
Sir Will tell the of who
ward o 8
night the
yesterday
this
o a man wi mott he stands?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22

This life is but a changeless rut
Wherein we share a common lot;
It 10 the same for all Of US.
Doors are held open; then are shut:
It's really monot-
Wee learned to write it 1912:
Next year the same mistakes We shall
Make ere we've journeyed on this far.
With WEAKNESS again we shelve
The gay insurance cal
endar.
The Christmas bills are mostly paid,
And. as Of old. we now commence
To think Of Easter hat and dress;
The usual remarks are made
About attire's expens-
iveness.
Full soon folk will be leaving town,
For fashion then will bid them como
Where gaiety is quite the thing.
The mercury. which now Is down,
Will, like all else, be sum-
mering.
And then will come the days of fall
When sudden frosts will bite right in
And sting US like an arrows barb
The while they suddenly recall
To US the thought Of win
ter garb
And so our lives go round and round.
Returning to the selfsame spot,
Through the same times OF peace and
The same old silence, same old sound
It's really monot-
onOus.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
Absorption Process
Makes Faces Young
(From The Home Maker)

(FrOm Inc home Maker.)
Success has at last come to scien-
lists who for years have sought some
method of removing the outer facial
skin in cases of unsightly complex
ions, which would be both painless and
non injurious. The new process is so
simple, SO inexpensiv, the wonder il
no one had discovered it long ago.
1t has been amply demonstrated
that common mercolized wax (buy an
ounce at any drug store) entirely re-
moves, by gentle absorption, the with
cred, lifeless cuticle, showing the
youthful, roselike skin beneath The
wax is applied at night, like cold
cream. and washed off in the morning
The absorption also cleanses clogged
pores, increasing the skins breathing
capacity and capillary circulation, pre-
serving tone. color and natural beau
ty of the new skin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
HOT WEATHER HINTS,

II your bedroom is on the north
side of the house it will not gather
the heat from the sun during the
day, and If 1t has a west window you
are reasonably sure of a pleasant
breeze at night.
Do not run through the boiling sun
shine to catch your car. Better miss
the car and get to the ONCE bit late
than become oyerheated.
It is a mistake to drink too many
iced beverages. Science shows that
they really heat the blood, even when
they do not injure the digestion.
It is better to have a cold dinner
preferably one with no meats what
ever. as they are heating to the blood.
Eat lightly and dress simply.
Don't worry. Worry is heating, and
Is bad for the temper. Cultivate a
calm mind, do not rush feverishly at
your work, walk on the shady side af
the street, and drink plenty Of iced
buttermilk.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
This Is My OOH Birthday
ADMIRAL s,R oAv sosANoue1


Admiral Sir Day Bosanquat. a noted
English naval officer and colonial ad-
ministrator. was born March %. 1843.
He entered the Royal Navy at the age
OF II and rose through the successive
grades of the service until he attain.
ed the rank OF Vice Admiral in 1902.
He was commander.in-chief of the
British naval forces in the East Indies
from 1899 to 1902 and subsequently
was in command of the North America
and West Indies station. In 1907 he
was appointed commander-in-chief At
Portsmouth, and . year later was
named AZ Governor Of South Australia.
which position he still holds. In addi-
tion to the honors bestowed upon him
by the British Government Admiral
Bosanquet has been decorated with the
Grand Cross of Swords Of Sweden and
the Grand Cross Of the Red Eagle Of
Prussia.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
j Permanent Cure For
Chronic Consultation

Although those may dispute II who
have not tried 1t, yet Thousands Of
others. Who speak from personal expert
cure Tor chronic constipation Some
teoofy they were cured for ~ little -
0fty cents. years ago. and that the
others admit they took several bottles
ootoro . steady cure Was brought about.
The remedy referred to il Dr.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. It has BEEN on
tho market for over . Quarter Of =
ceatury and has been popuiartxed on it0
mertts. BY one person telling another.
arc Womea and elderly peopls-tSe ones
most porsaotently constipat ed-nakao &C
certain that the claims regarding 1t -
not boon exaggerated.
It II Mt violent like cathartie pills.
aAlt0 e. uator2 but operates Eontly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
PUZZLED ALL AROUND.

4 Nwssian's First Encounter With
gnsiish In London.
A Russian tells funny story Of his
FIRST encounter with the English Ian.
guage.
The day after hls arrival In London
he made q call on q friend In Park
lane and On leaving inscribed in his
notebook what ho supposed to be the
correct address.
Tue next day. desiring to 60 to tho
same place again, hs called Q cahman
and pointed to the address that he had
written down. The cabman looked him
over, cracked bic whip and drove away
without him.
This Axperience being repeated with
two Or three other cabmen. the Rus
sian turned Indignantly, to the police.
with NO better results. One omcef
would laugh. another would tap bis
head and make . motion Initiating the
revolution Of q wheel. and 20 On.
Finally the poor foreigner gave 1t
up and with Z great deal Of di@culty.
recalling the landmarks which he had
observed the day before. found his way
to bis friends house. Arrived there
and In company with one who could
understand him. he delivered himself
Of . severe condemnation Of the cab
men and the police Of London for their
Importance and discourtesy.
Hb friend asked for q look at the
mirth provoking address and the mys.
terry was solved. This was the entry:
Ring the Bell"
The Russian had with great care
copied. character for character. the
legend on the gatepost, supposing that
& Indicated the house and street. Pear.
cons.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
About the Furnace.

'Why," began the natural.born hui
morist at the dinnertable, why Is q
furnace"
Il have often wondered" interrupt
ed the. boarder who occupies the cold
est room on the top floor.
The natural-born humorist playfully
threw a piece Of oleomargarine at him
and resumed: why is a furnace q
paradox"
AS hardly any of the boarders cared
anything about it he was allowed to
0 on with the inevitable answer:
because it is hottest when it is
.oaled."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22

without gripping and without shock to
the system. It contains tonic proper.
ties that strengthen the stomach and
bowel nuseaos - that in time medicines
OF al kinds can b dispensed with and
nature il again solely relied ON.
Amoag the legionS who testify to these
facts are J. b. Pearson, l2oA 90. n Ct.
Eivood. Ind.. and Rachel Campbell. Lib
srty, Ind, and they always have q bottle
OF u n the house. for IL IL = reliable
laxative for all the family from infancy
Anyons Wishing to mako q trial Of thia
remedy before h0yinS 4 In The regular
dollar . large bottle (faHnily aize) can
have . sample bottle eent to the homa
re Ct cs1 , ~ sSa se sadrsss1nS Dr.
Aoaticall0, III. Youg AaaD I'D aA1ron0
g . Dn0aal card WIN Ia
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
Why Stay At Home?

decide whether
ha
their convctons
for half an The
meetings called promptly chen will receive
a be delegates
KeahnE
precisely what expected Of them.
this community against the
tactics employed by
the
what the machine politicians lack
"Andyou knowsthat in
ter"
The Wayne
willard they ward meetings the polls
What will they tonight? What do:
a
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
This DATE IN HISTORY
MARCH 22.


1621Plymouh
faithfully
of the a
Confederate
p, 1876
Illinois
Wolfgang
1sS1-Lnusana ratified the Confederate
S6sWomans
n
1S70Wiam H.
office
Texas
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22

Young Amoeica'S English.
what Is the most incorrect sentence
any of your children ever get off:''
asked a Glenwood schoolteacher re-
Gently at the Schooimen's club.
lone Of mine got this OF not long
ago." responded a young man who
teaches at the Robert Morris school:
1T amt hisn like. but yourn.'"
"My best" said another teacher. ran
something like this: Rare roast beef
is meat what there amt none what's
any underdunner.'
The best one of the afternoon was
furnished by a Germantown teacher.
Here Is one." he said, which has the
old classic. He seen his duty and done
it NOBLE beaten forty ways: 'Lewten,
nent Grant hearn the enemy in his bed
but he snuck up on him and killed him
without known who. where or what
he was st. Paul Dispatch.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
DIET AND HEALTH
HINTS
rssi s:::..is.s
SWAT THE FLY FIRST"

~ . ny fesess lts way Into
~ house and the house catches
on Aro at the sane time, swat
The ny Mrst." This 10 ne order
In Q eanltarium In which the d.
feNess AoolWse Nlss aro - we'll
eensldoeod - tho 6ofonseo
aoalnst burglars. TAsrs 10 ~
6easbt tDsot Nles can carry the
Ossws % typhoid and etlsse d.
sases and plant them whore the
coll 10 favorable. We nsay b
Immune 10 typheld and con-
sumptlon, but u No eeuid 80
the fest ef the ~ through the
mleesesops and guess ssssssO ~
0aeherod also Aith tlsae ~ eesoW
carries when ~ allshts en che
dining room tabls. ~ would
Olve MIN ~ Qnaseer. In 0s0-
sral, the enesen thlNes sso the
ssese lmpessans and they are
~ shloOs that No ars liable .
oNssseoat ~ - sheassd 1teeelas-
lWsse aoelnst The hsuss ~.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
The vnriahla 8tae Alool.

The most noted vaT3ab1e star In the
universe Is Algol. which changes its
briliaDcy 80 remarkably that 1t was
noted BY shepherds Of AeoopotaMaa
many years ago. It II now known that
Algol Is not one star. but 4 double one.
There are two suns revolving around
commen center. one Of which Is blax-
ing like our sun and the other II dead
like the earth. Thus when the dark
sun partially tntervenes between ~
and the burning Algol much light =
cut OF.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
CONGRATULATIONS TO

Herman II. Kohlsaat. Chicago news
paper publisher. 50 years old today.
Mrs. Van Mater Stilwyell ("Laura
Jean Libbey'D. writer Of popular fic-
ton. 80 years old today.
Earl Of De La War;, for whose an.
cestor the state Of Delaware was nam.
ed. - years old today.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22

The value of the total mineral out
put of Alaska in 1911 is estimated at
$2O,37O, 900, compared with $16,883.67S
in 1910.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
Exposure.


a position
oldme
IN
n
ward"
This a Taft akngone the
politics" cousin voting a in poke
i a to
and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
MASONIC CALENDAR

Friday. March 22-Kfng solomon's
Chapter. No. 4. r. A. M. Called Con-
vocation. Work in Past Master degree
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
If Can Be Done Here.

There nominating a candidate
s o i % professional politicians
The other hold a
Neither o
why President Taft leaving
o
primary prohibits
stan
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
A Give-AWay.

The powder box Is empty.
The pun lies in q heap.
Ny lady proves that beauty
Is only powder-deep.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
The 8ea1onini

The Seasoning.
Mr.. Tenderfoot-This bear meat
seems very highly spiced.
Cactus Charley-It ought to be,
pardner. That's 4 cinnamon bear
steak.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22
Her Mistake.

Her Mistake. -s..
Mr.. Bizzyman-I took my new type
writer to lunch with me today.
Mrs. B.-You brazen thing!
Mr.. B.-Why? 1 guess IL want to
lug that machine around to keep 9TH
or people from using It, there's no
harm done, is there?"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-03-22

Part Of the Pi.
Miss Gabby-Oh, 1 think printing
must be Just lovely. What does the
foreman do when you make . pi?
Cholly Sticktype-He gets crusty.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
SUGAR SCHEDULE MAY
YET Be S|DETRACKEO
Democrats Have at Last Come to Old
Plan Of levying Internal
Revenue Tax.
ISSOcidfcd Press Dispatch

ISSOcidfcd Press DiSPdfcH
WASHINGTON. Feb. 15.-Strong
pressure is being brought To bear on
the democratic members of the ways
and means committee of the house To
report the new wool tariff schedule
soon and there is a possibility the pro-
posed sugar tariff will be sidetracked
in favor Of the famous schedule X. 1t
became known today that Chairman
Underwood Ia for some time had eX-
pvrts working on the report of the tar
lff board To determine what consis-
tency exists between the report and
the wool bill which President Taft We
tOed during the extra session. The
sugar bill still is in an embrOyO con-
dition and consideration is being given
To the proposal 10 levy an internal tax
To make up the heavy losses of Teven-
ne that would come from reduction in
custom duties.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
STRIKE INEVITABLE.
That Is the Opinion of the Foreign
Coal Producers.

| ASSociatcd Press Dispatch
GLASGOW. Scotland. Feb. IA
reflex Of the national coal strike
which is threatened for Feb. %. un-
less in the meantime the owners ac-
Cept the principle of a minimum
wage for both men and boys en-
ployed underground. was seen today
in notices posted by the mine own
ers. These notices terminate con-
tracts Feb % The owners are Of
the opinion that national strike is
inevitable
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
CROOho IRE BETTER
THAN LOAN SHARKS
That is the Opinion Expressed by
Federal Judge Lands at begin
ina of Case.
associated Press DiSbdtchl

/ associated Press DiSPdtchI
CHICAGO. Feb. 1--we must all
admit porch climbers AMI BURGLARS are
perfect gentlemen compared with these
proving persons who are in the salary
loan business" said Federal Judge
Lands At the beginning of an inquiry
regarding loan companies today. Two
attorneys and the proprietor Of five
loan establishments have been cited
10 appear at an investigation begun
into their dealings with a bankrupt
who prayed for an order restraining
loan agents from filing assignments
with the employers OF the bankrupt
1t is a question in my mind whether
any iowyer will be permitted To prac-
tice in my court who continually from
day TO day is in any way affiliated
with these nefarious loan men, added
the judge.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
WAS HE DOWN?
HE WAS DOW n
Also, the Governor was Out
Out at the Capitol
Building Where he Went
to Work at $50 Yester-
day Morning.

Governor down yet2" asked man.
walking up To- the desk at the Ford
hotel Yesterday morning
Haven't seen him. sir" replied the
clerk
The inquirer sat down and tried
To- read morning paper. He couldn't.
Got up and walked around.
In came another Same dialogue.
Same business followed.
\ couple more followed the path of
the others.
Eight O'Clock went into the past.
Nine approached.
Sure he isn't up" asked the first
man. edging up to the desk again.
You might call his room sus-
gested the clerk.
The politician got on the phone.
and was connected with the gov
ernor's suite
rs Governor Hunt up?" he asked.
Then H. listened intently and hung
the receiver on the hook. gently-al-
most reverently.
He started for the door
"Well-how about it, asked the
others
Hes up-out at the capitol Been
up since half past six. too
And then these men. who had
thought themselves early birds.
Jumped a car west bound and rode to
the statehouse. where AriZona's first
state governor had been going
through the new routine since dawn.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
GUN FOR
LEGAL TENDER
When Proprietor of Lunch
Counter Wanted Payment
for Meal Customer Pre-
sented Piece of Personal
Artillery.

Manuel Arvizo got enough L" eat
for at least once in his life. II hap
pened Wednesday night-happened
because Manuel was the possessor Of
a gun that would do for coast de
Tense purposes
As a result of all this. of course.
Manuel is now filling a city Office
if a job on the chain gang can be
called an office. He will work at
this for ten days and then either give
the court twenty-five real dollars or
hold his job for twenty-five more
DAYS
Manuel felt his hunger grow keen
about midnight He walked To- Il
tamale man at Washington and First
streets and ordered one of the ta-
males. He ate it, ordered another
and put that away. Then he wiped
his mouth with his hands and his
hands on his trousers. pulled out a
yard or 50 Of Colt gun. stuck it in
the tamale mans face and said:
MY account is balanced'-or words
TO that effect
Twas not enough. Arvizo walked
down toward the Gold hotel Oppo-
site that hostelry is a lunch stand.
''Gi'me sandwich-egg,' he said. 1t
was good sandwich, and Manuel ate
mOre-many more.
Let's see" muttered the sandwich
man. scratching his head and apply
ing mathematics. you owe NE
Nothing" said Arvizo. again pro-
ducing his artillery
The police heard about ii. and Of
ficers ValenZuela and Grow were sent
after the man. They found him at
Third and Adams streets. Manuel
started working his pedal eXtremities
with vigor and beat it down an alley.
The police were close behind, though.
and. seeing that he couldn't make a
getaway, Arvizo dropped his weapon.
But they found it and got the owner.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
BRAONER is NOT OUT.
Positive Denial of Rumor of His
Withdrawal Has Been Received.

4 rumor was going the rounds here
last night that sam Bradner of Ben
son had withdrawn from the race for
the speakership of the first Arizona
house of representatives. and that
the election of y. r. Lynch of Gra-
ham county was assured. Immediate
ly on learning of the rumOr, The Re
publican started an investigation and
received absolute contradiction of the
report Telegraphic advices from the
southern part of the state say Brad
ner is in the race will be To the end
and il confident of winning
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
SCHMITZ MAY GET OFF.
Immunity for Former Mayor May Be
Asked Next Monday.

/ GASSocidtcd Press Dispatch
SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. 15.-A jury
was obtained today to try former
Mayor Eugene SchmitZ. accused of
bribe. The taking of
testimony will begin Monday. Judge
I.awIor. before whom the case will
be tried, has stated that he will not
entertain any proposals looking to
for Schmitz which are not
made i'm open court. Attorneys for
the defendant intimated such pro-
posal may be made Monday.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
is NOT HER BROTHER.
That is What Witness Says of the
kimmel Claimant.
T.4SS0ciafcd Press Dispatch |

+ [.ASSociafcd Press Dispatch
ST. LOUIS. Feb. l5.-ConfrontinS
Kimmell. claimant of the identity OF
Andrew ]. White. who sat near, Mrs.
Edna Kimmel BOnslett this afternoon
testified emphatically that he is not
her brother George A. kimmel
Throughout the testimony the claim
ant sat leaning eagerly forward hand
at ear. gazing at the witness who
seldom glanced in his direction. on
cross examination, when pressed for
a reason why she didn't go to Auburn
prison after hearing the convict
cIiamed to be her brother. she re-
Piled: Il had heard the insurance
company was going To bring out the
man and | supposed he was the com
pany's property"
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
DON'T WANT FREE TRADE.
Business Men Say Democratic Pro-
gram Would Ruin Their
Industries.
ASS0cidfcd Press Dispatch !

| ASS0cidfcd Press Dispatch
WASHINGTON. Feb. 15.-Two
manufacturers told the senate finance
committee today that in the event
OF free trade i'm the United States
they viii leave the country ana es-
tablsh business abroad They are
Frank &. Il. Page Of Brooklyn. a
maker of machine tools. and w l..
Stearn Of Philadelphia. OF the Primar
Chemica! company Both protested
against proposed tariff changes in
the house bill
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
WILL MAKE SPEECHES.
Attorney General Will Speak in ST.
Louis and Milwaukee.
I [AsSOciafcd Press Dispatch

[ASSOcidtcd Press Dispatch
WASHINGTON. Feb. 15.-Attorney
General Wickersham left Washington
today To make three political speeches
i'm the middle west. At St Louis to-
morrow night he will speak on "Busi-
ness and La" and at the same place
Saturday he will speak on National
Stability" dealing primarily with the
initiative. referendum and recall.
Monday he will speak at milwaukee,.
where his topic will be The Admin
istrations Antitrust Record"
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
MAY HAVE MURDERER.
Miner is Held Under Charge of Shoot
ing Police Chief.

| [ASSOcidted Press Dispatch
COLVILLE, Wash, Feb. 15.-FTank
Mckinney. a miner, alleged to have
confessed to the murder of Chief o.
Police j. r Sullivan, of Spokane.
year ago, is held here pending inves-
tigation. Sullivan was shot through
the window of his home. No trace was
found of the murderer.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
TWO WERE MURDERED.
Bodies Of Victims Were Found On
Farm Near Topeka.
INSocinfcd Press Distaic.Il

|. T.fSSocidfcd Press Dispatch
TOPEKA. KaI. Feb. 15.-John j.
Rickels. q farmer. aged "a years. and
his daughter. Clara Belle Stickney.
aged IA. were found murdered in a
slough on RickelS' farm. eight miles
north Of this place. The girl had
been shot in the back of the head
and the mans head had been crushed
by a blunt instrument. No positive
clew had been found tonight. \
hasty examination showed the girl
was killed first The girl and her
stepfather did not get along together.
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
NEGROES HANGED.
Mob Seems to Have Objected to Their
Choice of Residence.

I [ASSOcidted Press Dispatch
MARSHALL. Tex. Feb. 15.--A mob
today Iynched George Sanders and
Mary Jackson. negroes hanging them
tc the same tree. They had lived at
the house of Jennie Sneed. who shot
and killed Paul Strange, a white man,
Arizona republican., 1912-02-16
CHINAMEN ARRESTED.
Trey Were Caught in the Act of Pre-
pairing Opium.

RESCOTT-April 15.-Caught in
the act of preparing fifteen gallons of
crude opium. Gee Linn and Tom Kee
Were arrested today by federal agents.
A young White girl was found asleep
III the house which is ostensibly a
laundry. and is held in Jail as a wit
neSS.