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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-05-02
ATHLETIC PARK
Baseball For Sunday
MAY 5.
1:30-HAWAII VS.. ]. A. C.
3:30-ASAHI vs.. STARS.

Reserved seats for center of grand
stand and wings can be booked at u.
o. Hall & Sons Sporting Department,
(entrance King street, up to one p.
m, after one p. m, at M. A. Gunst
& Co., King and Fort.
Prices soc, 35c and 25c. Children 1Oc
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
Everyday Matters.
81 JUST THAT AND NO
MORE

Two dollars! What do they mean To
you?
Ball gamef Concert? Dinner or tVao9
Spent in a minute, forgot in days
That may be yours, but it's not my way
Money don't come 50 quick to me
That can spend it fast and frees /.
# want the worth of every cent. VI;
And that's the cause of my intenf -
To 90 to the Chautauqua.
Two dollars there means good az day
Of pleasure in a dozen ways
Lectures, concerts, picture shows,
Readings, solos, goodness knows
Just what all there1l be to see
And hear. But you can count on me
To be there three times every day
Two dollars covers all pay
To 90 to the Chautauqua.
a. T. CURT1S
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
Typhoid Turks in Wells.

The rural sections, long consider
ed ideal so far as concerns the health
of their inhabitants, have been dealt
a blow by physician investigators
who maintain that two-thirds of the
cases Of typhoid fever in the city
owe their origin to unsanitary condi-
tions in the country and to polluted
water supplies.
Farms, which are generally remote
from towns, cities, or other longest
cd population, would seem to be al
most ideally situated for obtaining
pure and wholesome water, but in
reality polluted water is exceedingly
common on them and typhoid fever
rates are usually greater in country
districts than i'm cities. Typhoid
fever is now almost universally be-
lieved to be transmitted solely
through drink or food taken into the
stomach, and Is especially liable to be
communicated by polluted waters
obtained from shallow wells near
spots where the discharges of ty-
phoid patients have been thrown up
on the ground and subsequently car
ried down through the soil and to
the wells, and it is doubtless pricipal-
ly this TACT that accounts Tor the dis
ease being so common in farming re-
gions.
On great many farms the well ls
located at a point that may be con-
venient to the dwelling, without any
regard for possibility Of the pollution
Of the well water through seepage
from barn or cesspool or through the
circulation OF water underground.
Information relating to the under
ground movement Of water is partic-
ularly valuable, and on this account
the United States Geological Survey
is distributing a report on the sub
ject- Water-Supply Paper 255-"Un-
derground Waters for Farm USE" by
Myron l.. Fuller. The demand for
this publication has necessitated
third reprint. 4 copy of the report
may be obtained by addressing the
Director of the Survey at Washing
ton, ID. G.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
OPERA HOUSE

Motion Pictures every night.
Vaudeville Monday, Wednes-
day and Saturday nights.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
WRITER AS WELL
AS SPEAKER
Pennsylvania Statesman,
Too

Hon. William III. Berry is an author a.
well as lecturer, debater, State officer
ct al. Deeply interested in public affairs
and the live issues Of to-day, he has
written book, "Our Economic Trou,
bles and the Way Out" which is q
definite and decisive answer to Socialism
as we'll as clear and logical discussion
of the Aldrich bill on the currency. II
this book appear the arguments and
ideas, which he will use in the debate on
Socialism with Professor kirkpatrick.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09

until it was time to begin the days
work"
What did he want to pay ?"
i dunno, ma'am. I didn't stop to
ask. "-Youths Companion.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
Why They Went.

AS the Sunday school teacher en-
tered her classroom she saw leaving
in great haste little girl and her
still smaller brother.
why, Mary, you aren't going
away ?" she exclaimed in surprise.
"Pleathe, NTH Anna, we've got to
CO." was the distressed reply. Jim
myth thwallowed his collection -
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
Wages no Object.

Cant you get any work 2" asked
woman Of the tramp who had ap-
piled at the back door for food.
yes, ma'am," he replied. Il was
offered steady job by the man who
lives down the road in that big white
house"
That's Mr.. Oatseed. What was the
work p
He wanted me to get Up at four in
the morning, milk seventeen COWS,
feed, water and rub down four horses,
clean the stables, and then chop wood
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09

tain thoroughly equipped commercial
bodies. They should be represented
I'm the association, however, both be
cause they ought to do their share IN
making the work effective and be-
cause they ought to be on a parity
with others In deriving direct bene-
fits from cooperative work. Indi-
vidual support and cooperation in any
section will give that section the same
privileges that are returned through
commercial organizations where they
exist.
Tell it; Don't Wait for Others TO Find
It Out.
As a part of the publicity campaign,
the executive committee has decided
to issue a Maryland Book Tt will
contain all the information that can
be placed in a book of convenient
size 1t will be illustrated, and OF
such style a. to attract attention and
induce the reader to seek further
specific information on any of the
many lines in Maryland that will ap-
peal to opportunity seekers elsewhere.
This book will be widely advertised
for distribution outside of Maryland.
When any reader writes for detailed
Information on what appeals most to
him, it will be furnished from the df-
rector's Office.
Everyday Matters.
The greater the cooperation Of To-
calities through the Associated Boards
of Trade of Maryland, the better able
it will be to get results in trade, trans
portation, legislative and educational
matters such as have already been
handled with good results. This part
Of the work of the association will be
extended by the campaign for CO.
operation and publicity.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09

Stoppage of the sale of liquors by
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
on it's system east of Pittsburgh is
another indication of the gradual
of the lines against the
sale of liquor in public places in re-
Spouse to public opinion, or at least
in answer to a demand which is pow
erful enough to make itself stand for
public opinion.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
A President Worth While.

lis easy enough to be President
When another man sits in the
chair,
But the fellow worth while
t. the one who can smile
When he himself is there Life.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1912-08-09
Room For ALI, Benefits For All.

1t has been decided to open mem
bership in the association to individ-
uals as well as organizations. Not all
the towns are large enough to main
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
IlineaI Descent.

An Englishman applied to the her
aids college for a coat Of arms. In
such a case it is pleasant to be able
to borrow one from a celebrated an
cestor. The man In question could
not remember anything about his
great-grandparents and therefore could
not mention any achievement by them
which could be used as the basis Of a
coat of arms. But the official to whom
he applied was not easily discouraged,
"Have you not done something your
selfT' he asked.
Nothing, | fear" said the man, add
ing as a pathetic antithesis that once
having been locked in Ludgate prison
for debt he had found mean to escape
from an upper window.
"And how did you get DOWN.
Il got a cord, fixed IL around the
neck Of King Lud's statue and let my
self down."
"Just the thing. There you have it
honor enough; lineally descended from
King Lud. His coat of arms Is gooo
enough for you."-Tit-Bits.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
n @eraleih oonebengeitent:
54i0,f34 5.746,O(

Wie aus oieier IaSeQe bcrporgebt,
1T Die 3abl Der ginuobncr IN idn.tlt.
den fran5oiiiden 8robitaoten geitie'
gen, nit Musnabme bon Tonlonle,
6as cine serinsere Ycrminoeruns err
iobren bat. Die ltdrfitc 3unabme Der.
8eidnet paris (iibcr 10000; and,
Qpon (iiber 10000 = mebr als ein
AebnteI Der 8epolferungD, ioear
Nariciae, Nantes mo Ni53a bnben
elm erbeblifes 8adstum 3n fonlta'
tieren. gei einem geraIcid nit DER
observation-disclosures 8ranfreids or,
eibt Iid,, oaB ctipa elm Sicbentel Der
Geiamt,abI in Ocn 8roBltnoten
tpobnt. nno nimrieocrlm BON DER
@roBitobtbcu5Itsrang ialt Neliai &c
&Glite In Garis.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Sd)lid)ter Gmpfang.

Tie Heiie BON Sttapa puroe il,
Spei Griuatmaseu 5ltriid9eleet unS
perliei obne 3piiheniaa. Ter 8eue.
raIgouperneur uno ieine SamiIit
tpurben BON Dem 9otidaiterpaare an
benz 9abnboie on Maoiion.g pcnue in
@mpiang genommen. 9rin5eiiin go,
tricia itieq 5uerit aus unb fubr in
geeleitung Oes Oberit 2optber, beS
militGriifen SefretGrs oes Ser3ogS.
zines Serrn unb elmer Game beS 81,
foIgeS in elmer 9Iutobroidfe nad Dem
Sauie GeibS. Die Ser5ogin iolgte einc
Winute ipGter, alti Gbnlide @eiie &c.
leitet. Sn5niiden moren Ser Ser5oQ
nno Ser 9otihoiter u~nouffGaig mad
Der Mooiionsapcmle ~aelangt, no lie
Elm p~ortenoes Mllto b~e1tieQen.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25

dollar bill off on you. If you have
then you'll never handle any more OF
my money above a nickel! Five dol
lars! Five dollars!"
But l wasn't looking for any one to
cheat me-" protested Mrs. Bowser.
"Of curse you wasn't. No oma
aver is. You were just sloshing around
the stores and taking any change of
fered without counting it. BY the
limping Jericho, you ought to be lock
ed upw
"YOu have taken bad money for
good some time in your life."
"Never! Name the date If you can!
1 have had them try to work me a
million times. but they never succeed
ed. and they never will. If any n
ever sticks me with even a lead nickel
I'll make you a present Of ten big dol
lars. FIVE dollars at one clip! Where's
the billg'
Exhibit In the Case.
Mrs. Bowser produced it from a vase
on the mantel, and Mr.. Bowser held 1t
at arms length and shouted:
Eye gods, but think Of a woman for
ty years old being fool enough to take
this for good money"
"But 1t looks to me like any five dol
lar bill"
And it would look that way to a
child three years old! Rawest counter
felt / eyer saw. Wouldn't fool an idiot
right cut of the asylum. Let's see! I
can count twenty different points to
prove that it's a fake. The very feel
Of the paper itself ought to have been
enough. Sold! Sold!"
what will l do about itT' asked
Mrs. Bowser as he grinned at her dis
comfture.
"You can't do anything. II you can
remember where you got it the person
will lie out Of it,"
But II was where / bought the
shoes. and the salesman was real nice
Certainly. He could afford to be
for s.. He'd had this bill in his pocket
for a month. waiting for an idiot to
come along. How he must have chuck.
led and grinned as you went out!
In the Tolls.
~And are you sure It's counterfeitT"
"Just as sure as that I had a grand.
mother"
81 wish you'd take 1t owe to some
Of the stores and see"
"Oh, you do. Well. I'll do nothing
of the kind. II my word isn't good
enough on that then you'd better eat
the old baseborn counterfeit"
But are you sure that NO one eve
passed a counterfeit bill on you?"
"Sure? BY thunder. woman, you
seem to look upon me as a ehildt Il
I'd ever got stuck with a bill like that
I'd have committed suicide next day.
What are you smiling ate"
"Mr. Bowser. you went downtown
last evening to buy some socks"
II did. and l bought 'em for about
half what you would have paid.
There's no grins In that for YOU"
"You took a ten dollar bill"
al know it,"
IL saw you counting your money aft
err you got home. You had about So.
You put a FIVE In your vest pocket and
a n and some change in your trous-
ers."
"well?"
us that five in your vest pocket
now?"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Eraiocnt Sait gcritaupist.

Ger Ser5o9 ioppbl mie scr BOT
tdafter baben befannt g~egc5crt, bal
Der 9eiuh leOiglib priuot,r Notur
tit unb nift eiumal eincn balboiii
Siellen G~bnrnfter trdgt. Serr Reio 6n'
bereits Dor etniger 3eit Ben ErGiioen.
Gait oaoon ueritdnoigt, uno 6ieiel
mar boQig oamit einperItauoen, oai
bon eincm @mpfunge in Der 9nbes.
bauptitaot mo Dem BEL iolden @cle
eenbeitrn unoermeiOlifen 9rllnf mi
Gomp A6itono genommen nerocr
ioQe.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Ti~fltd)e 6ofr
iii nrw Dork,
Wcind oes Serspgspaares bon Sun
nonsbt sauslid priuat.
QrafOent 0aft non
Botfdaftrr Reib ueraanoi0t
YIN Nbeno 8Glnoiner nit bcrupr
ragcnSeu DISQUALIFICATION.
y Nnrf. % Nnn.

u Z DU + q. lNuT.
Ger Ser5og Don Gounoltgbt, sc,
Sntel oes &0nigS 8eorg pom Gu9
lano, Die Ser5ogin un0 fire Sodter
Ole Srin5eiiin 8atricio, nebit @efol9
iino Don Stturuo 81 pinem oiertdgigel
Geiude geieaiger art eingetroiien.
Die N%nfommlinge iino Die 8GII
beS acknowledgements Heio am Sol
bon ct. TameS. Ter Sei,td lit De
erlte bon Eerionen f0nigliden Dilute.
in bieiem @onnc ieit eli Sahren, al.
Erin5 @einrid, ron GreuBen in
2an0e mciltc.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25

"If course It 10. That is-what the
devil
lis II thereT'
mo. It's been stolen and right in
this house and by you'll"
The Explanation.
Don't shout so loud. An hour after
you had gone this morning l found this
bill on the floor of our bedroom. where
1t had dropped from your pocket"
woman
Yes, I'm "A woman and / found this
bill just where said. It's the five you
got in change"
1T isn'tr'
But it surely is. | had no five dollar
bill"
But that means I've let some infer
nal scoundrel pass a bad bill of on
me!'
Yes, II means that!'
But Ii don't! Ii can't! ! tell you no
living man could have passed that bill
on me! DO you mean that you didn't
go shopping
81 went, but | only got some change
back"
"And-and you lied to mel"
"Just a little white lie. You see, it's
such a good joke that a man who new
er got stung in his life should bring
home an old counterfeit that a child
could detect"
1T isn't counterfeit" screamed Mr..
Bowser.
ooh, but you said it was. IL you are
too tired to run over to the store I'll
gor
Never. Mrs. Bowser, you have
played some sort Of a trick on me!
Why. look at that burned old bill!
| Would a blind man take it?"
"But you did. It's the very bill you
got in change"
Wounded Dignity.
He jumped up and down and pumped
his arms, but words would not come.
"Yes, a woman may get counterfeit
money worked off on her sometimes.
but SO does a man."
Mr.. Bowser tried to shout: "Never!
neverv' but there was only a squeal.
81 wouldn't take 1t so hard II ] were
you" said Mrs. Bowser In a soothing
way. "Of course the man will lie out
Of il If you go back. but think OF the
experienced
woman exclaimed Mr.. Bowser, as
I the rumble came back. you have lied
to me!'
"Just a joker
"You have Inundated mel"
81 didn't mean it that way"
"You have lowered my dignity"
at will return"
Sand now, woman-now you mus
pay the penalty!"
Divorce and alimony. I SUPPOSE
she smiled.
Divorce without alimony! Not a
blamed cent. You can live by joking.
| go! | move! l get out of this
house!"
"And will you take the counterfeit
with your"
Madam. there is no counterfeit"
But there 1t Is"
There has been no counterfeit.
wish you good night and goodby!
And he walked down the hall and
outdoors. What he might have done
no one ran say, but what he did dc
was to fall down with a great crash
just outside the gate, and after limpine
around the block he limped back into
his own house and said to Mrs. Bow
ser: There may be alimony, but !
will depend upon how you behave your
self from this time on"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Gntideionas bes S6dutseridts.
Waibin0ton y. Syar

8ier lit Elm SanocIsartifel Der
bon Den eiicnbabnen bef0r6ert ner.
ben muB, weun es 5lir 8eforberuna
bon einem Staate in einYrobibitions'
County in eimem anberen Stnate aiif.
seseben miro. sleidgiltig, wie Die
@eicse bes 9eItimmunssitaates lau.
ten. las 9unoes . Sberseridt gat
bieie gntideioung in einem Sale ab.
IN benz es lid I'm oen transport eli.
rer Senouns Bier BON snoiana nod
einem ~trodenen" Gountp in Sen.
tlidp bonoclte.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Die Beu0lkernne in
fran,0ffd]ea Staoten.
Gin Giebentel Der Y%rluobner bts
2ambes in ben 8rufItabten.
%. San

Dos senaue g~rsebnis Der lesten
B~oIfs5Gblung in Sranfreid tit our
3eit nod nidt befannt; man perof.
fentIidt ieSod ioeben Die 3ablen tiir
bie fiinf5ebn 8roBitdote NIT elmer BE-
p6Iferung bon mebr als bnnoerttau'
ien6 ginmobnern. sic Iino in naflte.
BENDER Sabele aufaefiibrt, Die Grgeb.
niHe ser porlebteu 3dblung Q906)
aitm @eraleih oanebengeItent:
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Or. @cbitcr pcrmrteilt.
Sregom, 81. -. Gan.

Or. Sorrn @ebIte, pom Chicago,
speld,cr iib idrulOig bcfannt bot, ieine
iunae @attin @ciiic Gent 8ebiter I'M
Cftobcr p"orifen - RS ermoroet 81
baben. lit bon Aid',r Srronb 81 lie.
bensIdnglider 3udthansitrafe per.
urteilt noroen. bic CT n Der anltali
In SoIiet perb.itcn miro.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25

New Occasion.
81 raised your salary only a year
ago. when you came and told me you
were going to get married. said the
boss Indignantly.
II know you did, but 1 need more
money" was the clerks reply.
what for?"
swell. I've got to pay alimony now"
Detroit Free Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
8egcbcncs %criprcd)en crfiiat.

S6erIt 2optber erfIGrte, ser Ser.
3oe babe ihon lange Dem gotifafter
periproben, err uerbe bier Der 8aIt
bes Serrn Heib iein, iobalb eS i6nI
feline @erpilidtungen als @eneral.
@ouperneur geitatten ipiirben. gr
fiiete bin5ll, BOB Die 8eieaihnft am
GonnerStag nadmittag nad Sttalpa
3uriidfehren iperoe.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25

Queer.
"Bigsby Ia a queer fellow"
How so?"
Hes one OF the strongest advocates
Of good roads ever hear talk"
whats queer about that?"
"Why, he doesn't own an automo-
Ele"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Nebrbcit iiir &esieruns.

n Ias grgebnis ser @abl madt es
rnpa6ri6einlid, Dob Die Sppoli'
tionsparteien cine Webrbeit I'M
Geifstage buben merOen. Die &egie.
rung perfiiet iett iiber $50 Site
ilnter @initluB Ger 8olen. Die ga.
tionaIli6eralen. 6reiiinnigen uno
Go3iaIiiten 5G6len ia Witglieoer,
nGbreno eli 8iloe porbanben iinb.
@s lit nidt wabri6einlid, bnB Die
Sppoiition in Ben nod perblei6enben
liz Stidpablen Die RegierrrngS'
mebr6eit beiiegen miro.
Inter Den otn meilten befannte:l
.annoiboten, Oie in Ben Heidstag 5ir'
|riiffebren, befinoen ii6 Der Natio.
fnalliberale 9aiiermant, Or. Wtuuer'
Weininger, Or. Otto arenbt, @ene-
raIleutnaut 2iebert, mobingegen Elm
Sreiiinniger oen friiberen Winilter
bes Snnern 5rieorif BON Woltfe III
SftpreuBen Idltg.
Die 6reiiinnigen boben aarlsrube
einen io3iaIiitiiden areis, erobert
ebenio Sreiburg /. g., no Der gro'
feiIor bon S6ul5es @rGpenis geger
Elm Witglieo ser 3entrumspartei err
ipGblt muroe. Die Saupturlade oa'
fir, Dob oie S~o5ioliiten nidt better
abidnitten, mar Die 8eigerung oei
2iberalen, tie 81 unteritiisen. Sielt
Der Ietteren gaben in ben norooellt
ifen Diitriften lire Gimme fir oil
&onierpntiuen ab.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
las Erogramm Ses Cages.

9as erIte geieai9e greignis fiir
ben Ser5og mar cine SriibitiidstaieI
i'm Souie ocs 9otidafters, an ole lid
cine 9eIi6tigung Der Stabt i'm &raft-
pagen anidIoB. am &beno folst Elm
Diner I'M Sauie Heio, an Dem II. a.
Die f~olgenben berporragenoeu Gerio'
men teilnebmen ner6en: &aroinal
Sarlep, 9iidof uno Srau Sapio
Greco, Serr unb Srau Sos. s.
Gboate, Serr uno Srau &obert Z,
2incoIn, 8eneralmaior uuo Srai,
Sreoerid 9. Grant.
Hah bem Diner iinoet cine muii-
falii6e MISUNDERSTANDING itatt. Sn
benz 9efoIge Scr fiiritlideu @Glte be.
finbeu iid auBer Sberit Soptber Ole
Sofoame SrGulein Seuep unb 8api.
tan 9eaupre, Der @oriteber oes Ger.
soalihen SausbaIts.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
A Mean Man.

A maiden named Josephine King
Dropped dead while attempting to sing.
Then = n~eighbor next door.
Whom her SONGS had made sore.
Looked pleased and said death. where's
'hy stings"
New OK MOI ing telegraph
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Sas jiinsite Grsebnis.

Die peri6ieoenen fonierpatiuen
Bruppen ertpGblten in Den Stidwab.
|en 81 a6eeoronete, Die 9lerifalen
Reben, Die 9ationaIIi6eralen einuno'
tpan3ig, Die So5ialiiten adt, Die
Ereiiinnigen iieb5ebn, Die fleineren
earteien bier.
Die @onierpotipen unb Die aleri-
|oIen berlieren ie brei SiBe, Die Na'
fonalliberolen boben flint, Die 6rei'
fnnigen iieben unb Die So5iaIiiten
brei Site geponnen.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
B0WSER BITTEN.
His Experience With a Five Dollar
Bill.
HE KNEW TWAS COUNTERFEIT

Mrs. sowser, However, Told Him It's
History and Administered a Severe
Jolt to His P~retensions as a Currency
Expert-ResuIts of a Little White Lie.
BY M. QUAD.
copyright, 1911. by Associated Literary
Press.l
"NH, by the way" said Mrs. Bow.
ser the other evening when
w dinner had been finished,
"can you tell good money
from bad?"
What an idiotic question" exclaim-
ed Mr.. Bowser after a look at her.
II suppose you CAM"
you needn't suppose anything about
1t. If l couldn't tell bad money from
good forty rods away I'd eat my hat"
Il was down shopping this after
noon, and ! think l got stuck with a
counterfeit bill"
"You did, eh? I've always told you
you would. That comes Of handing
money out to a wife. How big is the
bill?"
"F-ive dollars"
what. What! You don't tell me
that you let a clerk work a bad five
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
Seind BEL Saft.
90 njhtudtou.

% bingfon %. Sau.
gntsesen ben ~bisberigen Hadrid.
ten perlautct bier, oaB Der Ser3oa
BON Gonnnusbt auf iurse Belt bier.
berfon men miro, Inn Dem praiioen'
ten 5aft riuen 9eiuf a~b5uitatten.
Die aenoernng bes Yrosramms,
tpel6e san3 ii6errnlbenb eriolste,
erregt bier betrd6tlifes SntereIfe.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
6tihwablen fit
Den Neidstae.
[ns IS @ablfreiien liest oes Gr'
ge6nis Dor.
Grmartnn9en.
Ger So,ialiltrn.
tabcn pun 46 beaniprudtcu Si9cu
nlr adJt crobcrt.
g %. Sau


Acknowledging Stifmablen gum
fei6stag bnben am Samstag itatt3e-
kn6en. Gle 9erihte 5eigen, Dab Die
ko5iaIiiten nidt Ole erparteten Siege
\ per5ei6nen gebabt ba6en. Sic
Barren an 46 Sti6pablen beteiIigt
Ino errangen nrr adt Site. Nus
tinf 8abIfreiien, Die biSber gu ibrcr
komGne gebort batten, iino lie Der.
tieben norben. Gum 9eiipiel baben
Ne 9ielefelo an Den @raien bon
ebner, Den iriiberen
etantsiefretGr oeS Snnern perloren,
Ter ser 8anoibat aQer Earteien gegen
he ibri9e NOR.
Gic 6ryiiimigen boben iid bran
|~erteioigt Gem lie errpGblten iieb5ebn
Ebgeorbnetc, pobei iie a6t Stitrifte
|ouptiGdlih bon Den 8onieroatipen
kelpannen uno MIR eillen perloreu.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-25
An Old Sports Epigram.

. When Kid Habit, the heavy
/ weight, discovers that he's got
!. you're Angora you're whipped
! before you enter the ring!-New
!. York Evening World.