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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12
(Paid Advertise
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TAYLoRsBUR0. ohio-Abs skin
nsr.. the village psssimist. laughed
himself TO death reading BIrr! the
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any other masasins before the Amer
lean public today. IL 10 . masasins
that will keep the whole family In .
good humor. The STAG Of Biz con-
tains the greatest artists. caricatsr-
lists. critics and editors on the eoati-
nent. Il Il highly illustrated and ID
printed In many eoloss. Il will keep
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round. You can aSlord TO spend toc
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12

Msrl s. Kilgore and wife returned
to Merrill today. after spendins Wed
aesdsy In the county seat.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12
AUTO SALES ARE
UNDER 4 CLOUD
rAuLuRH or OwNHR rO TRANS.
pER iICENsE sAip rO INvAii.
DArE TRANsACrloN - WARN.
lN0 IN lssuED


sALEM. DC is'--p'seoSs''ns
from applications now being present.
cd for automobile licsusca for the
year 1919 that owucrs Of automobiles
In tho mast have been violating the
law by transferring machines without
notifying tho secretary of state Of the
Itrsusfcr, Secretary Of state oleott has
called attention to tho fact that un.
acr IN. provis,ons Of the law such
sa,cs are invalid. and the parties sub.
,ce, IN pro,ccution.
rs A. ..h,.., ..,., Gilman
,s 80. :, ,.h,s,. s..,.,.,,., IN .c.
.,,s,ns. Win ~. .r, m. vendor
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=, ...h al. r,s,sv An. ,.cr.s.rv az
.,.,. .,.,,.. ~. nan. ana hu.,n.,,
.aa,... - -. r.,ch..s, ana M.
numh.r under which sueh vehicle 10
ree,sssrcd: provided. that the vendor
nav. upoa spp,ieatiou At the time of
such notice. have tho registration
numb.r transferrsd "a a vehicle de-
serlb~d I'm such spp,,catiou and owned
Iby him. and which n NO, licensed un.
der the law: or. n any application b,
NO, received by the secretary Of state
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12
REALTY SPECIAL

- test o. Aaln sassse. wtoovHsW
soaid coaerets building; s1(80s =.
essiaa; Sod Income. Rs eiAeoe;
,.ss.:.. ss..;' 70 '''s'''' A''''''. At
IssSco. p"
Corr ~ !. sseo.a Ho. ssr'.s.
Piss NJ Ies o. tiss Inn as esaS.
hossss p lots = ~ pasts q ~
city.
Can ..a . 1913 e.'..d.,.
MlCOTE
s29 Main -. Phsns 81
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12

Services viii bs held 1t the Miller
EiIl school house next Sunday after
noon at 3:3o BY Rev. q. H. Fesss Of
Grace Methodist church.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12
WEST FINISHES.
new SALARY PLAN
Alt COUNTY OFEicE,ss IN rWE
STATE WILL nm rAID ON A uNi.
EvnM nAs,s-cOuNriEs AnE
Ci.AssiriED

SALEM. Dsc, ia.---Aftsr much as'
urinx Governor West has ecmplsssd
hts tentative plan for nxias salaries OF
al, county otsiciAls OF tho state on an
caua, basis. wha, tho actual salaries
shall be- Ia loft to tho legislature. hut
his plan places zach county In = esr-
tain class, according to its area. popu'
la,ion and assessed valuation.
Hc has taken each county and ns.
urcd the ratio of ita assessed valuA.
ton a. saaaiissa BY tho state board OF
tar commissioners TO the entire asses-
sod valuation of the state. In like
manner he nsursd each coanty's per
ecn,Ase Of population and area. Then
he added the three and divided BY
three to get tho average.
This separates the counties Of the
state into ave glasses. Glass one In.
cludes counties with psscsntaGss over
per cent: class two. counties over =
per cont. elass three. counties over >
pcr cent: class four. eountics over .
per cont: class nvs. counties under .
per cent.
According to this classification. In
class ono is Multnomah: class two.
Lane. MAihcur and Marion. class
three. Ciackamas. Crook. Douglas.
Harney. Jackson. klamath. Lake,
Linn and umatiilA; class four. Baker,
Coos. Grant. Union. wsscc. washins'
ton and YAmhili: class nve. beaior
ciatsop, Columbia. Curry. GILLIAN,
Hood River. Josephine. Lincoln. Nor
row. Polk. Sherman. Tiiiamooh. wal
Iowa and Wheeler.
with comparative percentages ns
urcd. Il will be an easy matter "a
make county salaries uniform" said
Governor west. As Muitnomah
county Ia 80 distinctly In . class by
itself. have not considered any
changes In lis salaries hut beGinninl
with counties In the second class - {
basis. the Legislature can N saiaris'
Of each county osieiai Tor that class
then mako counties of the third cias'
80 much lees. and 90 on down TO shs
iafth class
A. the present time these appear
to be no uniformity in salaries What
ever.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12
(P0id Adv0EttS00S0O
eaAnDnoTHfRs
USED sage TEA
TO DARxEN THE HAIR AND =.
STORE GRAY AND vADED lAIR
10 IT'S NATURAL COLOR

Il d easier 70 preserve III color Of
the hair than TO restore - although
Il h possible 70 DO both. Our Grand.
mothers undssstood the CscssG They
made . sage tsa." aal thsir dark.
glossy hair long after uIlddls life was
due TO this fact. Our mothers have
sray hair before they are afty. bot
they are beginning "a appreciate the
wisdom Of our randnothsrs u ,,sias
sage tee" for their bair and are fast
following suit.
The present generation has the a.
Vantage Of the past IN that Il can 81
= rssdy-to-uss preparation called
Wysth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Rem
edy. A . scalp tonic and color re-
storsr this preparation 10 vastly ~.
perior to the ordinary sage tea"
made BY our grand dmothsrs.
The growth and bssuty Of the hair
dspends on healthy condition OF the
scalp. wyeths Sage and Sulphur
Hair nspsdy quickly kills the dan
dru6 germ which robs the hair OF its
lice. color an& lustrs. makes the scalp
clean and hsAthy. sivss the hair
strength. color ss& bAuty. and makes
Il grow. Nj
Oct . 30 cent b>1tis from your
druggist todsy. He iil give your
money back II you ar6>net satisfied
after fsiy trial
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12
Christmas ShoppeSs

The most beautiful and mosf last
Ing gift you can select 10 TO found
In our complete stock OF 16lid Gold
and 0old-vtllsd Jswslry. eoIid silver
and Community Plats6 Tableware.
Cut 0lass and Clocks.
We have gifts suitAbls for every
one. and with price within reach Of
all. Let 10 help you sslsce your
sifts. Fifteen Year, sxpsrisass st
your sesvics.
Your NJ problems win ~ easy
Of solution tApuS stors.
IRANK y. UPP
wstchnaks. Ssw4R ard HaGysvss.
.. p. wateh Qp0sssss
Wilt11s Dallo1ne I.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1912-12-12
THRAll MAN IS
STRICTLY "|T''
4. T. ABDOrr II HOLDING DOwN
ABOUT EVERY sos IsaA0ixA.
BLE IN WATER TANK VILLAGE
ON MAIN LINE

SALEM. DEC. i3.-Sursly q. r.
Abbott Of Thrali. Calf. u the busisst
man In the Golden State. II any body
else has = job h rhrall. which b \
thriving community lost some place In
the wilds OF Northern California. no
one has ever mentioned Il outside Of
Thrall. and from the list on Abbott's
business card no job seems TO b miss-
ing. This busy man u Of interest In
Oregon because he b general man
ager Of the Klamath Lake railroad.
and has TO make annual reports to
the state railroad commission.
His business card says he is station
agent for the Southern Paciac ooa-
pany: agent Wells Fargo Exprsa
company. agent Western Union rsls-
graph company. agent Sunset Tsls-
phoa company. postnaster. landlord
Thrall hotel. manager general store.
local agent Pelton r. Sugar p. L.
company. local agent Poksgama su-
gar r. L. company. local agent Klam-
ath River Improvement company.
wsysrhaussr Land company. gsasral
manager. freight and passsassr agent
purchasing agent and road nastsr
and chief engineer and master me-
'ehalc for the klamath Lake railroad.
|supsrintendsat Of schools. subject TO
railroad commission Of California
and Of Oregon. and subject 10 the In
tcrstats commerce eommisioa.
Across the top Of his card hs says
incidental keeping out Of jail 0ysn
% proposals for other positions. Any
thing ! ain't. isn't."
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
DON'TS.

Don't weep. and wall because you
fail. Just think how often when a kid
the funny tumbling stunts you did and
when you tried to learn to talk. Oh,
goodness, what a funny balk. So do
not let those failures stop your prog
ress upward to the top.
Don't forget that enthusiasm is nee
essary 30 success IN poultry. If you
are not chicken crazy you are apt to
get lazy
Don't try to convince a poultry pessi-
mist with words. If you should dag
nose his head you'll find it just like
hard pig lead, so what's the use of tax
Ing pains to convince fellows without
brains?
Don't criticise an institute lecturer
because he states something you know.
You will find enough to occupy the
time asking him questions about what
you don't know.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
Otto p. M GORE.

Otto P. Moore died at his home on
South Pleasant street at 9:45 O'Clock
Monday morning, aged 81 years. Mr..
Moore was born in Bristol but lived in
Middlebury since he was three years of
age. He was educated in the schools
of Middebury and Beeman academy.
He taught school for several years and
then took up the life of farmer which
he followed until about 20 years ago
when he established himself in the meat
business in Middlebury. He received a
stroke of paralysis about seven years
ago which forced his retirement from
active business life. Mr.. Moore had
wide acquaintance in Addison county
with several town offices. Since the
first shock he had spent the winters in
Florida in the hope that the change of
climate would be beneficial to him. He
received second shock about six weeks
ago which paralyzed his whole right
side and from which he never rallied
and gradually failed until the end. Mr..
Moore is survived by his wife, two
daughters, Mrs. Ernest M. Severance
of Proctor and Mrs. Merrill c. Lane of
New York city and two brothers, Will
liam C. and Milo K Moore of Middle
bury. The funeral was held at his late
home on Wednesday afternoon at 8
o'clock and was largely attended. Rev.
DR.. D. H. Corkran, pastor of the
Methodist church, offered prayer. The
burial was in the family lot in Prospect
cemetery in East Middlebury. The
bearers were Clarence and Harrison
Phillips, Judge John E. Weeks,
William H. Thomas, Joseph M. Burke
and Soloman B. Aines.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
BE CAREFUL OF LATE cu,cks


The cold, wet spring brought failure
to many sections. Eggs were chilled or
low In fertility, hens refused to be
broody, many fanciers did not set eggs
on account Of the weather, and the
chicks Matched by hens and incubators
had fight for life; hence Matching has
been continued later than usual, and
II these late chicks are properly cared
for they will pay handsomely, for con-
ditons will make prices for eggs and
market poultry higher than ever.
Late chicks should have range,
shade, and, where heat kills heritage,
grown green's should be supplied.
Meat or milk must substitute for
insect life killed off, and fresh water
should be plentiful and pure.
Houses and breeders must be kept
clean and cool, and vermin that multi
ply so fast in the summer must be
fought hard.
Little corn, but much protein, the
builder, should be fed Buttermilk and
skimmilk should be used in preference
to beef scraps, that so deteriorate in
the heat and cause much mortality.
Spring is the fowls natural breeding
season. then eggs are more fertile,
give stronger chicks, the chicks have
more natural food, and lice do not
breed fast He who would raise late
chicks well must study the situation
and meet the unusual conditions that
confront late birds, and he can win
success and get the gains if he takes
the mains
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
Mrs. Brainerd n. Lane.

Mrs. Clara E. Lane. wife of Brainerd
H. Lane, died at her home on Foote street
on Tuesday morning. Mrs. Lane was
born in Middlebury and was AZ years of
age. The immediate cause of her death
was meningitis. She had been i'll about
two weeks, during which time she bore
her sufferings without a murmur and
with resoute endurance. Mrs. Lane
was devout member of the Episcopal
church and was always ready to assist
in any way the needs of the church,
society or neighbor. She is survived by
a husband, one daughter, lrma, and one
son, Harley Lane, also a father, who
have the sympathy of large COM
munity in their bereavement. The fun
eral was held this friday afternoon at
her late home at 2 o'clock. Rev. John
E. Bold, rector of ST. Stephens Episco-
pal church, offered prayer and spoke
feelingly of the deceased The burial
was in the Center Cornwall cemetery.
The floral tribute was large and beauti-
full and gave evidence of the many
friends she made during her life. The
bearers were A. H. Langworthy and
William Duncan of Burlington, Homer
Cobb of Cornwall, L. C. Russell, w. H.
Bentley and Clyde W. Hurlburt of this
village.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
HEN TEETH.

Funny that hen gathers her teeth
off the ground and chews with them
In her gizzard so far from her mouth!
A human loses his grinders one by
one, and If it wasn't for store teeth he
would spend his latter days cumming
grub; but, although hen gets as old
as Methuselah, she can pick up new
set every day of her life.
Her digester is like an old time pad
die wheel gristmill.
The crop is the hopper that holds the
grain; the muscular gizzard holds and
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
MARYs STEAM SHOVEL HEN.

Mary had yaller hen
That had the biggest feet.
My goodness, how she worked her toes
Why, naught that hen could beat.
Big gardens went to pieces
In the twinkling of an eye;
Then that blamed hen just cackled,
And homeward she would fly.
She dug UP the whole neghborhood
And didn't wear out her feet.
Indeed she got the swelled head
And thought she couldn't be beat.
One day they laid a concrete walk
Along the thoroughfare,
And Marys hen got on the job
That concrete walk to tear.
She spat upon her trilbys
And then she let them whz
You bet those toes were going some
When they got down to biz.
My. how the sparks were flying
From under that hens feet,
And soon we caught the savory smell
OF roasting chicken meat
And in a moment Marys hen
Was roasted on the spot
Right there upon the concrete walk
That she had scratched red hot.
c. M. BARNITZ.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
GRANVILLE,

Mrs. Kate Lull of Pittsfield was the
guest of her niece, Miss Mary Child, Sat-
urday and attended church here Sunday.
Mrs. D. n Rice and two children went
to Randolph Tuesday to visit her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. E. F. Briggs. Mrs. Robert
Briggs and two children of Vergennes
were also present.
Robert Ingham and family attended
the circus in Randolph Tuesday.
Mrs. Ellen Book. former resident of
this town, is visiting relatives and her
many friends here. Her home is in
Shoreham.
Squire Swan is in feeble health. He
is in the 93d year of his age.
Mr. and Mrs. w. H. Goodno of Mont
pelier were the guests of H. o. Bean and
family Sunday and returned home Mon
day.
Ruth Seanor of Warren visited from
Friday till Monday at George Parishs.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
KIDDER'S BAKERY
LU N CHI r DOM


The circulation of books for June,
1912, has been 1865, of magazines 60,
making total of 1923, an average of
70 day. Of the books circulated 62
per cent was fiction; 16 per cent nom
fiction; % per cent juvenile, of which
II per cent was not Stories The num-
Der of those taking books since the
library was made public, but not before
has been increased by 27, making that
number now 7OS The entire number
of those who have taken books since
May LIST, 1911, is 1851.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

turns the stones between which the
grain is ground.
And just as that mill could not grind
without the great, round, revolving
stones between which the grain was
ground, just so hen cannot grind her
feed or digest without grit
Some soils have abundance of good
gravel; on others it is too soft or lacks
certain mineral elements or too much
of one, as in case near by, where the
gravel contains so much iron that the
plumage becomes pink.
Some soils have little gravel, and in
winter, where snow covers the fields
grit must be supplied to poultry.
Real grit does not wear round and
smooth, but keeps its cutting edge, and
though broken into smaller crystals by
continued action, it cuts to the last.
1t contains certain elements, such as
irona silica, aluminium. mica, lime,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
FEATHERS AND EGGsHELLs.

Where hens are allowed to lay on the
floor or eggs are allowed to accumulate
in the nests the egg eating habit is in
variably contracted. Sufficient nest
boxes, open on the sides, and frequent
gathering of eggs help to prevent this.
but the ak only can stop a chronic egg
fiend.
Eggs and poultry often pass through
many hands before reaching the table
of our city kozens." A York Pa)
firm recently shipped 1862 spring
chickens, LOO old ROSTERS and hens,
2,7S1 squads and 1000 dozen of eggs.
The farmer, the country store, the
huckster, the York commission house,
all handled these goods before they
reached the New York and Philadel-
phia middlemen. This continuous poul-
try performance boosts the price and
lowers the quality Of such products.
With such a cold, wet spring and
high feed prices in many states look
for short poultry crop and conse-
quent higher winter prices for eggs
and poultry. Don't sell eggs at ruinous
prices in the cheap season. Put them
up in water glass for winter sale and
use and make money.
The English courts have been wres-
ting over the question whether the ma
tionality Of an egg may be decided by
its appearance. The firm, accused of
selling Russian eggs for Irish was ac
quilted on the testimony of an expert
who declared that the nationality of a
rotten egg is Understandable. Well,
yes, and no terms can describe it when
that rotten egg bursts on your billed"
shirt at breakfast
Georgia is the latest to establish a
chair of poultry husbandry at the state
college of agriculture. Poultry culture
is making such strides that the inroads
of preachers conventions no longer
block the wheels of progress.
The farmer who keeps pure bred
fowls need not worry about the cheap
egg season, for his fine eggs are in
demand for Matching at a profitable
price. An advertisement in his county
papers keeps his stock and eggs be-
fore the public and brings the long
green.
Among other points to watch in Sc
lecting ducks is the eye. Low vitality
Is shown in the eye, and n quack with
weak watery eyes should be rejected.
The eye should be wide, firm and of
a deep lead blue in color
George Lentz, a Williamsport Pa.)
fancier, was about to sell big fat
hen when he decided to kill her for
Sundays dinner. In her crop he found
II five dollar gold piece. Thus man
always has his reward when he helps
his wife with the homework.
A so called new breed called the
Black Diamond is now before the
public. 1t is the result of six years
crossing Of White Wyandotte, Barred
Rock, Black Orpington, Black Minorca
and Indian Game. Such checker play
ing with the blood of the numerous
breeds is certainly fad, and every
such rooster tinker always discovers
the ne plus ultra best layer on earth.
Much care should be taken in select
Ing place for raising ducks. To raise
good stock you must have sanitary
conditions, and for this we'll drained
sandy soil is best.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

which tone up the system and make
bone and eggshell.
The New England quarries afford the
best in the form of granite crystals
shown in cut.
Coal ashes, oyster shell, broken crock
cry and glass are poor substitutes, glass
being dangerous.
Grit comes in three sizes for chicks
ducklings, turkey poults and pigeons,
for half grown fowls and for hens,
turkeys and ducks, so be sure to give
your fowls teeth that fit.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
NOTICE..

Whereas, my wife, Mabel c.. Burke,
has left my bed and board, without Just
cause or provocation, hereby forbid all
persons harboring VI trusting her on my
account, as shall pay no debts of her
contracting after this date.
FRED f. BURKE.
Granville, Vt. June IS, 1912.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

Provided he is broken to It early
enough, there seems to be no method
Of giving the herd bull the exercise he
needs that is as simple and satisfac-
tory as that of working tread power.
Two or three hours Of such exercise a
day will take the devilment out Of him,
keep him courteous and quiet and re-
suit in a decided increase in vigor Of
his offspring.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
Excursion Through Lake
Cha m % Iajn.

The Rutland r. r. will run an excur-
sion through Lake Champlain via Bur
lington and steamer on Sunday, July 7,
1912, from all stations between Rutland
and Shelburne inclusive. Fare 81. so for
the round trip, children $50. For time
of special train, see small advertising
flyers.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

II you will Iook carefully you
notice that several limbs hang dow
from the trees bordering the sidewalk
SO low that pedestrians have to duck
their heads to avoid having their hats
raked OFT. Get saw and cut these
off and you will be doing a cousiderate
and neighborly act
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

When one rides through a dairy Sec
ton it does not take very much imagi-
nation to decide whether the farmers
are making money or not The appear
ance of their places is sufficient evil
dence.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

Last season was a mighty bad one
for grasshoppers In several sections.
and II the coming season should be as
dry as last they are likely to be a still
worse pest
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

Several apple trees on the writer's
ranch have been badly pestered with
the green aphides for some years past
This spring he plans to spray with a
solution of lime sulphur just as the
buds Of the trees are swelling. and this
will wind up whole lot Of the aphids
Those that survive this will receive an
early dose of BLACK leaf"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

If one Is short of seed potatoes It
will be all right to use the small tu-
bers. but it is not good plan to fol.
low this practice year after year. The
best seed, If one can choose, is medium
sized and preferably selected from a
patch in which the average yield was
large.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05
IN MEMORIAM
CONTINUED from Page IL

good soldier and universal friend.
The remains were buried in the local
Catholic cemetery and the pail bearers
were Otis Abbey, NOW the dean of the
post, succeeding Mr.. Mulligan), Walter
w. Martin, Robert Manney, Jerome B.
holland, Patrick Halpin and Edward
Cody, all fellow comrades of William
P. Russell post. S.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

Some observations that have been
made lately by hog ralsers in the
vicinity of Denver seem to show that
cholera has been much more preva-
lent in herds which have received as
a part of their ration hotel and restau-
rant swill. The fact has been noted.
but just why it is so has not been de-
termined-
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

One might think that the term blood
hound would stand for a species Of
dog that would be good for guarding
the premises and catching enemies of
the poultry. but they are said to be
practically worthless for any other
purpose than the single one of trailing
human beings by means of scent
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

Unleached wood ashes contain from
8 to 7 per cent Of potash and are an
excellent fertilizer. AS is well known,
the ashes from hard wood are much
richer in potash than those from soft
wood
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1912-07-05

Any skin itching is a temper-tester.
The more you scratch the worse it
itches. Doan's Ointment cures piles,
eczema-any skin itching. At all drug
stores.