The Washington herald., 1912-11-16
GEORGETOWN AN vIRGEEN
By TONY GALLO.

catcha on to wan theenga bout da
Washeenton peep; evrabod' ees greata
sport. Zen summer time all da peep go
to Florida Az to see baseball gam: cen
weenter time evrabod' hike to Georgia
town for footabaIl gam. Georga'town
ees wan YER nice place; Get ees name
after Georgia da Wash. Wen Georgia
was Ieetla boy he go to high school cen
Georgia town; he was brighta boy
smarta lik steela trap. He graduate
from da school cen tree month. He win
da sChOolship prize cen Ladies Home
Journal an he go to Universe OF Vir-
geen, cen da leetla town Gala Carlotta-
ville-eet ees name after ma firsta love,
CarIotta. Wen georgia was cen college
joosta wan week he worka da reform.
He say: Boys I bayleeva We worka
too hard weeth texta bOok-We hav' too
moocha Greek an Eenglisha history; too
moocha arithmateeca- Eet geev me pain
cen da head; gatta brain feev' an go
footaball teama." Georgia organize
swell teama: YER soon dey win from
ezra teama cen South Unita State.
Wan day Georgia breenga hees teamR
to Washeenton TO play Georgetown Uni
verse. Da Georgetown boys are wat
you Gala black horse-spreeng greata
surprise on Georgia an hees Carlotta-
Vile boys. Georgetown defeata hees
teama From deesa time Georgia town
and Virgeen play footaball gam evra
year cen Noyem' for chameenship of
Unita State. Ma good frand, Docta
Vermicelli ees greata footaban fan; l
talk weeth heem cen Eetalian restau-
rant. Vermicelli hsv' beeg crouch; he
20 to Kensington las Toosaday to vote
Tor BuIla Moose. He say: Tony. wat
you knowa bout Georgia town VIrgeen
footabalI gam'?' / tai heem 1 no I'M
drastan' da gam, but / bayleeva
Georgetown win eef Griff worka Walta
da Johnse. Vermicelli Lar. joosta lik' he
coma bust He theenk l Cracka good
joke.
He say. TONY. I explain footaball
gam to you Footaball ees deefrant gam
dan baseball; cen footaball gam da player
keecka da ball; cen baseball da player
keecka da umpire" I resda da newspape'
done sheet on footaball gam Docta Yer
miceIli roota for Georga'town baycause
Georga' town max heem YER fine physish.
1 roota for Virgeen baycause Carlottaville
MAX me theenk of ma firsta love-Car-
lotta. / max bat weeth Vermicelh; 1
bat heem luncha cen arm chair luncha
room Virgeen trimma Georgia town.
vermicelli say. Tony, you need guar
deem YOU are 100 TdsH "Cclh ia
Wen I go to Georgetown / look over
da teama. see beeg Dave White-da
white hope-he play tackle baycause he
Xix to snatcha da ball. Skeevy Dunn
I theenka he play backstop-he smasha
da line see leetla 1risha boy-hees
name ees Costello; he grabba da ball an
run weeth queecka da feet; he move
da feet so queeck dey Gala heem
'tweenkIe toe Tug Fury ees greata
man-he run, he pusha-he dodge-he
weegle Iika eel fish. ALA da teama hav
neck name to foola da college PROFESS
Capt. Haggarty feeda da footaoall
teana on corna beef an spaghetti. Capt.
Todd. of Virgeen, tai me bees teama
win da gam. Todd ees sly fox Joosta
Xix Clarka Da Griff. He geeve hees
teama Smithfield ham an garleecka-
max stronga breath. 49,
Evrabod' go to da gam to-day; greata
beeg crush; da Georgetown car line
nut on tree extra streeta car; dey say
| let da peep hang on by da teeth; Get
maka da teeth stronga- Da preeta siri