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The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-08-24
NOTES AND PERSONALS

Mr and Mrs R. E. Collins. their daugh- ter, Miss Sara Helen Collins, and Miss Grace Sibley will motor to Tuscaloosa 10 spend Sunday.
 Miss Annie Moore Provost and Miss Mary Sibley are the guests of Miss Car iie Yates at her summer home on Shades mountain
 Mir. and Mrs. H. B. Roberts are at tho Waldorf in Dallas, Tex. They will spend several woci-s travelling in the western states.
 Mrs William B. Allen has returned hcme after spending several weeks in At lansic City and the east MT. J. C. Cummings of 1lo1 Sycamore street has as his guests his mother and two sisters of Anderson, S. c.
 Mrs. J. E. Reid. superintendent of the woman's department of the Alabama State fair, left Friday morning for Mon- 1 tevallo, where she is to make an address before an assemblage of women. | Miss Mary Murphy daughter,of Colonel l Murphy of Anniston. Is visiting Mrs. B. A. Monaghan at her home on South Fourteenth street Miss Murphy is q noted beauty throughout Alabama and Virginia. and las been the belle of An niston ever since her debut there 1 Miss Mary O'Donell, who has been vis- iting relatives in New Haven, will leave
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-08-24
Peonage Prosecution

Judge Jones in his introduction of peonage prosecution in Alabama and the south, made the impression on you that he was a heroic and righteous judge steadfast in defending the lib- critics of our humblest fellow citizen. the negro, against the enslaving cupid ity of his white neighbofs and friends
 Judge Jones in those spectacular prose- cutions might have been with fore thoughted egotism diagramming him self at Washington, trying to cast an anchor into supreme court justice ship or at least circuit court judge ship. I have no doubt that he wrote
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-08-24
GOV. COMER WRITES
 ROOSEVELT ABOUT
 JUDGE T. c. JONES
(Continued From Page Five)

select a jury or master to try these cases who were good men of his way of thinking, as it was in the power of the national committee at Chicago to select subcommittee of their views or way of thinking, to try the contests from the states.
 'I will add that our inferior federal judge was just as successful in obtaining results as were Messrs. Root, Watson. Barnes and Penrose in the election or their committed Your appeal to the con- venrion was in vain, for in so far as these gentlemen could arrange it. the conven7 tor was fixed. The railroads and their judge suggest to us to appeal to the su- preme court. They know, as the gang a1 Chicago knew, that the documentary evidence has been fixed, and in so far as mortal power can do it. the supreme court itself has been fixed.
 Tn the four last additions of that court, the visible and invisible influence of the railroad have shown their master hand, verify no President was ever so used as MT. Taft has been used by the predatory interests in arming that great Gibraltar of the goyernment-the federal supreme court to make of 1t instead of a power for justice in the defense of the rights of the people, an oVerhanSlng sWoru Leld by a thread, threatening that those rights should be severed and discovered. The weakness or strength of an adminis- tratlon is it's appointees. never was man So used in making his appointments against the interest of all the people as Mr. Taft has been used by that wealth which destroys.
 You were evidently much deceived in Mr. Root when you took him and put him next to you at the head of the na- tion's counselors the national committee was not deceived in him when they made him temporary and permanent chairman of the Chicago convention. 1n the s1ne way you were much deceived when you named Thomas Goode Jones judge of the federal court at Montgomery. MT. Taft got the benefits and you the evils of the mistake in MT. Root; the Louisville and Nashville railroad got the benefits and the people of Alabama the evils of your anpoin1rlent of Judge Jones'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-08-24

Every bottle warranted but not one returned is the report regarding DIR. SETH ARNOLD'S BALSAM tthe best Summer Remedy) from a large number of Druggists in the south. This Bal sam is warranted to you by Eugene Jacobs Drug Store.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-08-24
DRINKS EMBALMING
 FLUID FOR WHISKY

Lexington, Ky. August 2S.-shrouos were kimonas and embalming fluid was whisky to the eyes of Charles Jackson of Macon, who broke into an undertaking establishment in Jackson City. Ky, last night He made way with six shrouds and did not discover his mistake until he tasted of the embalming fluid, thinking 1t was liquor. He was arrested today.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-08-24

Mrs William B. Allen has returned hcme after spending several weeks in At lan,ic City and the east.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-08-24

MT. and Mrs. Ralph l.. Russell have named their little daughter Mildred Downey.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

billed her as the lady demon Of
the air" but she devil" expresses
II better. caught Tcssie monkey
ing with my Baby Kazoo. Say. that
dame IL a regular Laurajoanlibby
villainess. ! never let on. but went
quietly to work and made repairs
that thwarted her fell design.
know what she wa aiming TO do
Our race Is on tomorrow and Mike
O'Pylon says she will be able TO
take out her Curlin-Martiss against
me after all. She has heard that
told Mike I wouldn't hippodrome
this race-that | wouldn't pull my
Baby Kazoo, and would beat her
again II ! could SO. you see. that
is why she wants my motor 10 be
on The bum.
Have care. Tessie. old girl
Yonr Vaccinations will come to
nnught and tomorrow after you are
beaten by honest means. Diana
Dlllpicklcs will taunt you with a
mocklng Notwithstanding just
like that
(Continuedl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15


Il does seem that a amash-up on
the aviation field Is a reiuyenator
for a torpid turnstile. The. acct
dent 10 Teasie Flutter yesterday
brought double attendance today,
everybody coming armed with a
box OF lunch and a whole after.
Moons supply OF gasps.
But / found out several things.
One was that, with Tessic not fly
ing. | might be the whole thing in
the air. but not on the ground while
Tessie was hobbling around on a
crutch playing the martyr with a
broken ankle that was not broken.
but only bent. In vain I circied the
field, making ciphors in the azure.
Tessie was getting all the atten.
ton because she llmped. But no.
body staked me TO a single Sigh,
although / had whopper OF a
headache There's nothing spec
tacular about a kopfschmerzen,
even II you aviate with it.
The other thing ! found out is
that Tessio Is crooked They have
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

which are excellent ia fr1s- -
but they are not Die. Pie ssI
Is not pie Pie with crear. mod. 'noos
over II Is not pie. Pie fllisS g's's<
enstard that looks like yelIo. sih
tin and feels 10 the toosh I'D ssis
Der " not cnsiard Die. 'ub
The English stuff a na.,.~
meat and call Il pie The, s'h
an Initiation Die made ~ nave
which they call a tart IA nm
they have pastry which Iola s,a'
but there is nothing lnslde i sDa'
ommend Il 10 the sincere 4. = , re
The dictionary says: 'PIe--a s m.s'-
baked with something ins,a ,ss's
under ~ The dictionary ~ "
DO ! never get tired N ~,
fish swim. my friendY / ~, 70
slab OF pie daily on the s,arss .as
you noticed ! really do eaf 4 aa
a slab with each meal--sf,m.,,.s.n 80
t"o-ana ono before going 70 ~
Always Wants More.
How much pie can ear :, =.
tingg I've never tried. gn~@s
much pie ! eat. / always wan, 80
When I'm tired and hungry s,,s. .
hard day ] Requirement 80 q. :
slabs OF custard and one :, ~
plant. And. BY the way. II yor ~ !.
not want 10 hurt the senrbil,,'ss
OF a native Of pie belt, never ~.
70 Elephant as 'rhubarb.
How long have been e,,,,.
pieg Ever since mother showed u.
neighborg my first tooth No.
that's one OF the fine thIngs ar.
pie especially II you come fr~
the pie belt. A slab Of Il l, m.
to remind you Of mother. and hon
And all the little. tender msmo-,ss
Of boyhood flood up. and make u.
swallow the lump IN your shrss,
III starts a train Of tiouohs -
hurts and s~eetens and Iessens -
bitterness Of your soul. You 81 s
thinking Of the little red scks.I
house, and the chorus you hrae1
and the ssimmin' hole which i'm
you from school, and the eresl
where you used to fish. and the hsw
you used TO know-~here an thev
now7--and the freckle.sseeA Dc,
tailed girl yec got stuck on--whs,,
10 shetland the day you left hons
TO face the world. and the ssruouIes
and setbscks you had In which ~
were strengthened by memories Z
home and mother, and--and De
You just can't eat a slab of NJ
and be bitter. or cynical. or woridlr
or mean"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
AT THE MOORE


Madam X does not tell pleas
ing story. nor Is IL meant to leave
gratiiied taste But the audience
nj the Moore theatre this week will
see n real star IN the title role.
Adeline Dunlap. She plays the role
OF a woman sunk TO the level Of
the gutter who eiingR desperately.
even az the cost Of human life. %
the hope OF Keeping her shame from
her son And she reaches stellar
heights because she does not allow
undue popular sympathy for her
character. She tones down the
emotional abandon that the role
might call forth. Madam X
leaves in its proper place the moot
ed question OF responsibility for hei
fall
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
THEATRICAL NEWS and FEATURES OF The WEEYl
JERRY EATS PIE AND WATCHERS REMEMBER
SHORT TROUSERED OR PIG-TAILED DAYS 0R0In

Jerry Cobb, the stage driver IN
"Rebeeea Of Sunnybfook Farm AZ
the Metropolitan theatre last night
ate piece Of pie.
An elderly man occupied an or
chestra seat and aa~ him do u. The
elderly man, having been born
Back East" ~ss Allied with bitter.
sweet emotion. lie wiped a tear
from his eye.
Jerry ate the pie with his fingers.
He ate II ss " he enjoyed tin BIG
bites.
The elderly mans companion re-
marked. That's good acting"
The elderly man replied: mo;
it's good pie"
The Star man found Jerry Cobb,
who In real life Is Samuel Reed.
IN bis dressing room. He was eat
Ing pie.
Let's talk about tho great Amer
lean dish" said The Star man.
"-ave a piece Of pie" said Reed
II was apple pie. Tho crust was
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

crisp and flaky. not too short" and
anything but tough. II was an inch
thick. and the apple was perfectly
cooked. yet each slice retained it's
individuality. as II werS.
There Was sprinkling Of CHINA
mon and nutmeg between the APP
pie and the upper crust. And there
was a sprlnkiIng OF pulyerized sugar
on top. And in the crust were
traced dents and pretty squiris.
"You like III" aueried Reed. Yea,
u 10 good pie. But then. all pic 10
good. N I were writer ! could
write a desthiess classic about pie.
Pie for Breakfast.
1T san Inherited tatse-thls
taste for pie. I'm New Highlander.
and when | was a boy We always
had pie for breakfast. The pubiic's
taste for pie IL degenerating. This
fact Is discovered IN the pie yocab-
ulary OF today.
Sometimes order pie In the
high toned restaurants. aud ! am
always disappointed. ! get dihses
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
SUBSTANTIALLY TRUE

Local pride ~ almost breast This hnecdoa
shows how aed without actually oscaeppng the bounds
driver exclaimed The
admitted he did them
Trims the highest mountains in oireiand"
say " he
"o DO air sndade An thin monuiann the driver went
Ticking hma the highest the
wurfuldt"
his Incredibly Surely not" he protested
the driver rctoed bdas "exccpn
for thin In furrln parts."-AnawerN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
AT THE SEATTLE

II floral offerings count for any.
thing. Jessie Shirley and her com.
pany scored In the first inning OF
their engagement In Seattle yes,er'
day. II was after the second act
OF The Lily and the Prince"
that a continual procession of ush-
ers laden with flowers began It's
triumphant march 90 the stage
where Miss Shirley. yisibly affect.
ed. received them. And her We
hiclc. a play 81 Florentine age. was
well taken by the first nightcrs
Miss Shirley. as Angela de Sa.
viii. who encounters adventure OF
much variety as she seeks the re.
lease Of her father from a Roman
prison. takes advantage OF her role
In bringing out her emotional skin
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

The strike increased the OF OOOOO poorly
paid mill workers by total OF Sl00O0OOO This average
OF $SS 81 for each woman and child employed.
What does in the way of eomortg
Well would buy each of them suits of cheap clothes
add trie their meagerly furnished homes supply
few their tables; pay for nice vacation in the
country provide interest per cent than $500
which they could toward getting home.
The of S555S year isn't much to people. but
when YOU add the wages OF father mother and children
working the mill less than enough to keep them in
fort il helps a whole lot.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
Shuster's New Job

Young Mr. w. Morgan Shuster made such good fight
for the economic Improvement Of Persia (and got we'll adj
yertised) that morally his services would be
demand somewhere Uncle Sam viii find for him.
The remark in Washington last winter But Big Bust
beat him
Shuser goes to South America establish great system
OF branch banks which expected drain goody share
the prosperity of that continent into Wall street.
Say what please about Big Business knows bright
when sees him Perhaps that it's big.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
AT THE METROPOLITAN


Sustained dramatic Interest
may be achieved without the aid
Of gun-play, divorce court. battle,
murder. suicide or sudden death.
Rebecca OF Sunny brook Farm"
opened AT the Metropolitan theatre
last night. and the simple. beauti-
ini Yankee story wrung moisture
from many eyes gnaecustomed 10
tears Il is a gripping story, for
all It's Reuben setting. Aud the
company NJ the Metropolitan tells
n well II IL a story for tears and
quiet laughter. and It IL a reminder
that beneath the Grabbed. cranky
Yankee exterior the Yankee heart
beats as warm as any.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
Time 1t! In five minutes there will be no Indig eston
Sourness, Heartburn, Gas or Dyspepsia

don't is
niure Il with drastic
Papes Diapcpsn noted
unfailng
stomachs millions and
other stomach trouble has made he over
this
large tyent from
something which don't with th,m
emen and s"rs and forms headache
sea- eruaons OF acd and undgesed
fapes Danepn contact with tho
VanBhes
stomach disorders
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
Takinq No CHANCES.

why don't you put a wet paint
sign on your porch7'
Not much. | did that last year
and all who passed rubbed their
fingers over Il TO see II Il really
was. This year I'm taking no
chances. Detroit Free Press.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

Willie was looking at the pic
lures in n magazine when sudden
iy be tnrned 90 hia father and ask.
ed. PA, do cocoanuis really grow
on trcesT'
"Of course' Where did you think
they grew"
Why, pa. ! always thought the
monkeys laid en-. boston Tran.
script
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
Fathers Spring Training.

Il notice your father put an un.
planod board across the chair and
sat on II AZ the dinner table Was
that some sort Of Lcnten peuance ?"
oh no. He's just hardening
himself for the bleachcrs. '-Cleve-
lang Plain Dealer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

I'm afraid said Bronco Bob.
that Pluto Pete's idea Of the game
is gettin' kind o. warped"
What's tho troublef"
Every time he picks up n hand
an finds less than three aces he
thinks II wasn't a square deal. So
Washington Evening Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

What are those society people
We hear aboutT" asked Mr. Corn.
tosael
Il dunno" replied the farmer.
"but az near MS ! can make ont
they're jes' folks tina, make n
regular habit o. wearin' their sun.
day clothes every dRy,"-washing-
ton Star
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
kia Fate

DO you know man who knows
all about managing wife,"
Yes I"
rs he dreaming about ~"
mo: he's in an asylum. "--Balti-
more American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

Mr. Lion--l have some inside In
formation about the races this after.
noon.
Mr. M0nk--Yes. that may be Hut
don't think for a moment that I'm
going inside TO find II out.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

SIR. Mouse How IL Il. Miss Fie.
plant. that you are not afraid OF
ME any mofeY
Miss Elephant Why. my friend.
Mr.. Gait. a. uow on the police force.
and he says " you ever acaFc me
again he'll take you TN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
Hf0S1


Willie Paw. what does riaking a
high stake mean
Paw-lssaving a pound Of Sirioin
In an unlocked Ice box. my son
Cincinnati Inquirer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

A pupil az one OF our public
schools when asked by tho teacher.
What WAS the sherman Act7" re-
Piled promptly. Marching Through
Georgia Alton Telegraph.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
$1,000 an Acre

Martin L. Rueenk makes his acre place Cleveland
Ohio pay average Of 81 900 and has done for
years He has Is working partnership with him. They
have three under glass and raise all sorts OF good things
many OF them when they and dear
He says the Of is learning how and stick
ing H.. and that the trouble with many city who try
il that they get discouraged and drop instead OF master
ing the business and winning out
Vow How the bosses yelled when boss methods were
, caclcc az
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

Mr. Bunny what's the matter.
Mr. Tigerg
Mr. Tiger ate a rabbit this
morning. and II disagreed with
me.
Mr.. Bunny Must have been my
wife She diSAgreea with every
body
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
SICK, FFVfRSH AND CROSS
CHILDREN NEED CASCARfTS

Any gladly Candy cathaic which Vi
the slightest uneasinehoueh cs
little the stomach and puts the liver ~
bowels In a healthy condition
directions children and grownups in each package
Mothers after giving this gentle thorough laxative
children
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

think how those poor innocent guileless standpa
fers merely "handpek the delegates instead
OF letting people have primaries allowed themselves to be
tagged with red tickets by Chairman Murphne before he led
them under the roller
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

Your speech sounded good. said
the constituent. "bu, can't help
thinking that some OF II didn't
mean anything In particular"
you all ehecrcd Il. though" said
the orator
Eyes"
Then we're even. don't think
any 81 YOU know exactly what the
word 'hooray means. Washing
ton Evening Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
f rom Diana's Diary

MISS DlLLPtcKLEs PARTICIPATES IN AN AVIATION MEET
BlRDLADY VINDCTVENEsS
WOULD ALMOST TURN THE BLOOD YOUR VEINS
FRED scHAEFER.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

sUFFRAGETTE appeared in city IS
cents untrimmed No CLEAN They
worth Of trimming old frame of hat.
AND smooth reliable stand
patter Shelby yeara Mother
Jane provide expense people who
famed him. 8
.
LILLIAN RUSSELL that flirting Is detrimental
LILY yet beaut Ffng She
the hook
bandoverlhand Haul. Lily.
Is one man who hasdo
than people
nings Bryan Great ghost the
Folette and party Special
privilege would
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

Lost-The control of welubrieated G o. p. roll
nsugent finders please Taft headquarters
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
AT THE THEATRES
THIS WEEK.

Madame X"
Metropolitan "Rebecca OF
Sunuybrook Farm"
Sestiie---Shiriey Stock Co. In
The LILY and the Prince"
coliseum--Balley Stock Co. In
Shenandoah"
Empress-Naudevllie
Pantaeee-VnudeYille.
Observation-Disclosures
Melbourne Photopiays and
vaudeville.
Grand, Vaudeville and motion
pictures.
ciemmer Photoplays and
vaudeville.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

Tammany Hall has given 1000 toward the
Thomas Jefferson But YOU shouldn't think hard OF Jefferson
for that He cant help III
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
A FANS HURRY

n cam e
u little = we OF our honeymoon
HeYes thing open
while awayt-Puck
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15

OF COURSE
"Ho ID man OF fcw words"
You mean
when his wlfc'a around
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
DURING THE COAL STRIKE

Passenger-Why s.
Guard-Well
behind besides-Punch
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-04-15
UNREASONABLE

Il suppose = very
Well, should he acts liver
living above his means"-F1iegende Blaetter.
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New Ulm review., 1912-11-20

Roland Evans of Cambria was I
New Ulm visitor last week.
Miss Wanda Gag has commenced
her second week of school in the
country near Springfield.
An estray COW came to the farm ol
Anton Brand in Milford last week
Monday. Will the owner please call
for IL? Adv. 47-49pd
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Held enter.
tanned Mr.. Held's brother Henry OF
st. Paul over Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Bruce Leland, who hes spent
the past week with her daughter Mrs.
Q. A. Hintz, returned Sunday to her
home in Winona.
You are bound to win one of the big
prizes II you jump in now and take
advantage of the special offer oi
100, 600 extra votes for new subscribers
this week. See Ad page three.
The celebration pictures taken by
r. r. Johnston of St. Paul are at last
beginning to arrive. We understand
that fifty Of the orders had been filled
Saturday and that the balance will be
hurried out daily until oil are
supplied.
Have you read "a See Tale" from
Myers Broadway Optical Psrlors.
Get one ct G. G. Reim's. (Advt)
Tho Henningsens and Siegels &C.
companied by Mrs. Critchett enjoyed
a pleasant auto trip to Winthrop,
Gibbon, Fairfax and Fort Ridgely
Sunday with dinner at Winthrop
Monday Mrs. Siegel, Mrs. Critchetl
and Mrs. L. B. Krook drove to
Mankato.
Grand special prize of 10000 extra
votes for the contestant who brings IN
the largest number of new subscribers
during the coming week. Now is your
chance to get into the race and have
an even start with those who have
been ahead heretofore. See big ad
explaining on page three. ).
The New Un people who want eye
glasses that not only stay on good
but which also give comfortable
vision; go to
SCHLEUDER, The Opticiar
(Advt
The local Office of the Western
Union was recently provided with {
quartette table, which will permit O.
four operators working at the same
time. The table has also four elevated
resonators, so that the operator car
type-write the message and be able tc
hear the click of the instrument above
the noise made by the typewriter. The
offices are also to be painted and
papered and they will then compare
favorably with Offices in larger cities