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Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Lillian Russell says that all women
and girls close their eyes while be-
ing kissed, or otherwise caressed, by a
man. We suppose that this is an in
dication that almost every man tastes
and feels better than he looks and, as
Lillian has had five different hus-
bands, we concede the fact that she
ought to be pretty good authority.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28
How Cold Causes Kidney Disease.

Partly by driving blood from the
surface and congesting the kidneys,
and partly by throwing too much work
upon them. Foley Kidney Pills
strengthen the kidneys, give tone to
the urinary organs and restore the
normal action of the bladder They
are tonic in action, quick in results.
Try them. For sale by all druggists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Don't forget this, neither Taft,
Roosevelt, Harmon or Clark, are 60
ing to make flowers grow in yonr
front yard or pick up the tin cans
and the dead cats out of your alley.
There are many things which you
must do for yourself.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

A good many of the Irish are OPP
posed to home rule, and good many
of them favor it. Altogether arousing
the suspicion that there may be some
truth in the theory that the Irish en-
joy fighting it out.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

1t seems to us that sometimes the
card of thanks" business is slightly
overworked and the case of the Mis-
souri, man, who published card,
thanking the stranger who gave him a
chew of tobacco, Is an instance in
kind.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Kentucky, like Tennessee, expects
to send Taft delegation to Chicago.
At the last election the Republican
vote in Kentucky was 5,436 and in
Tennessee 133,999. The idea that
there are no Republicans in southern
state is ancient fiction.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Stormy weather has been on the
boards SO long that the Fourth of
July will arrive before you are ex-
pecting it. And almost Immediately
thereafter will come the advice to dc
your Christmas shopping early.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Every time the door bell rings,
Somebody raises the price Of things.
Makes no difference if we're rich as
kings, They gotta quit boosting the
price O. things.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

We have always believed in speak
ing softly and calling things by as
ladylike name as possible but when
it comes to calling willful damned
lie an error that makes a-noise to
US like going some.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

As fighting force we do not have
irtense admiration for the state mi
litia. regarding them as more orna-
mental than useful, but still we be-
lieve tnat they can lick the Mexican
regulars.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

FOR SALE-The standard of per-
fection "Fawn and White Indian Run
ner duck" eggs, SO per sitting. From
first prize winner at Chicago poultry
show in 1910. Delivered in town or
expressed. Mrs. VIM. B. Orr, Bonog-
ma ranch. Address lock Box 1876, Du-
range. M14-4t-pd
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

The Democrats are being annoyed
these days by reports which are cir
culating to the effect that w. j..
Bryan will introduce at the Demo-
cratic national convention a resolu-
tion declaring for national prohibi-
ton.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

We can get up little enthusiasm
over chicken fight, just because we
feel confident that one of the birds
hasn't been instructed to throw" the
fight, but have never entertained any
such confidence in pug.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

We hear people speak of a gram
matical error" but there can be no
such thing as that. If it is an error
N grammar it cannot be grammati-
Il and if it is grammatical it can
be an error in grammar.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28
Backaehe Almost Uubearsble

Is an almost certain result of kidney
trouble. d. Toomey, Sos E. Olive St.,
Bloomington, ILL.,, says: II suffer ed
with backache and pains in my kid
neys which were almost unbearable. /
gave Foley Kidney Pills good trial,
and they did wonds for me. Today
l can do hard days work and not
feel the effects" For sale by all drug
gists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

As we understand it when min
lister announces to the congregation
that silver offering will be taken
1t does not mean that he has anything
against the yellow metal but only that
he is very much opposed to copper
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

1t is almost impossible to credit the
news that any old kind of crop has
been blighted by excessive heat dur
ing the past few weeks. And yet it
is reported that the banana crop on
the north coast of Honduras has been
literally burned to crisp.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

A blanket of snow has been on the
ground in Denver and vicinity foi
thirty-three days and according to
weather reports it will take several
days Of warm weather to get rid Of
it. In fact remarks are being made
that It will be necessary to clear the
parks in order to prepare for the reg
ular Fourth of July celebrations.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Former United States Senator Hen
ry NJ. Teller is slowly improving, ac
cording to latest reports. He is al
most so years old and the recent at
tack of indigestion, together with &
paralytic stroke, was a severe blow ts
him.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

An editor in Kansas was shot while
in poker game. What we can't un-
derstand is how an editor ever raised
enough cash to get in the game.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

proved. My kidneys became stronger
dizzy spells left me and was no long
er annoyed at night. l feel 100 per
cent better since using Foley Kidney
Pills." For sale by all druggists.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Politics has become somewhat mix
ed in these right up to date days.
Wouldn't old time politicians throw a
fit if they could hear of free trade
Republicans and protective tariff
Democrats, and of third-term candi-
dates.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

This is the season of the year when
the "old man" of the family, who
spends a dollar or two day for
booze and cigars, gets mad and goes
up in the air because mother wants a
new Easter bonnet.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

We sometimes get to feeling as
though we had just about wasted
our life and then, when we remember
that we have never smoked cigarettes
or worn fuzzy hat, we chirp up and
feel better.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Reports from the central states in
form us that the past winter has been
the most severe in twenty eight years
The railroads report the worst block
ade in their history.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28
A WEE VICTIM.

Avis Blanche, the infant daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Sorden of
Kline, succumbed OF the dread disease,
whoopii p cough, last Friday. Little
Avis was but one month old. She
was born Feb. %, and died Marcn q.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

If you are plain ordinary fellow
you probably call liar by that short
and ugly name but If you are a sci
enlist you can call him psychsoshis
and express the same thought.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

That men are more honest than
women is proven by the fact that you
never hear Of mans getting up
quietly in the Silly night and going
through his wife's pants In search
Of small change.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Uncle Sam has such a splendid rep
utation throughout the world that
most of the foreigners in Mexico are
seeking the protection of his flag.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28
Nineteen Miles a Second

without a jar, shock or disturbance,
is the awful speed of our earth
through space. We wonder at such
ease of natures movement, and 80 do
those who take DIR. Kings New Life
Pills. No gripping, no distress, just
thorough work that brings good health
and fine feelings. 25c at all druggists
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

The decision Of the railroads of the
state that 40 passes will be issued to
ds,sgates attending political conven-
Hons this year IN Colorado will no
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Thoroughbred Buff and Brown Leg
horn eggs for Matching, 81 per set
ting. Rhode Island Red, 81 for Is
eggs. Phone Black 1853. M6-A6
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Remember that it is what ycu do,
and not what you say, that is going
to leave footprints on the sands of
time.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

"Sloth, like rust, consumes faster
than labor wears" wrote Franklin.
1t would be well for every one to
keep this -truism in mind and get
buster.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

1t is just as we suspected, Andrew
Carnegie is crazy. He has announced
that the prettiest girl in all the world
lives in New Jersey when, as mat
ter of fact, we all know that she lives
in Durango.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

1t is a shame that while butter is
so high the high price of meat makes
gravy just about as expensive.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

1t should be remembered that DEM
ocrats run best in off years, and
shortly before election in presidential
years. No Democrat should figure too
strongly on getting Republican votes
when Big Guns are being fired by Re-
publicans and the colored vote lined
up.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Mules are superior to many men in
the respect that mule seldom kicks
unless he knows just what he is kick
ing at.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Anyone is liable to .sr;,a -; /. n,,nr
pa. ak.sel or two before he gets his
dmn filed. Be charitable.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

1t is not many weeks now until the
trout season will open and the swish
OF the fly will be heard in the land.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

No mans credit is SO poor that he
cannot borrow all the, trouble he
wants.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

The United States and Russia to-
gether own about half the horses in
the world.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Patience isn't always a virtue; il
some cases, there isn't anything to dc
but be patient.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

Incorporate a friends idea in your
editorial and he'll tell you that you
have written a good one.
Semi-weekly herald., 1912-03-28

There are more Germans in Colo
RADIO than any other race of foreigners
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
REPUBLICAN MEMBERS
OF CONGRESS STICK
TO PARTY ORGANIZATION

Associated Press Dispatch.
Washington, Nov. 27.---No de-
sertions from the Republican party
in either House Of Congress will be
shown in the new congressional d.
rectory, which, under the law, must
be on the desks of senators and rep
next Monday. The last
copy" OF biography was sent to the
public printer today, and Senator
chairman of the joint COM
mittee on printing, said tonight no
change would be possible.
Mr. Smoot said the committee had
sent letters to all members who sup
ported Roosevelt and Johnson in the
recent presidential compaign.
eve have received replies from all
except Senator PoindeXter, of Wash
ineton." he added, "and not one has
erased the word Republican to write
in its place.
I'm the absence of any explanation
| can only infer that after all they
mean to cooperate with the Repub-
licans"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
TO HOLD UNION
SERVICES TONIGHT
Rev. Wallace Will Preach
Sermon at First vi.
E. Church.

The Union Thanksgiving service
this year will be held ut the First
Methodist church at 7;30 this even
ing. The evening service instead
Of one in the morning is a new de-
parture in Cairo and one that is in
teded for the convenience of those
who are unable TO attend in the
morning, The Offering at this ser
vice will be devoted to fund to
proYide Gideon Bible for all the ho-
tells in Cairo,
The following program will be
given;
DoXology.
Invocation, Rev. d. X. Kennedy.
Hymn.
Proclamation, Rev A. d. Garrett.
Scripture reading, Rev. Dunlap.
Prayer, Rev, M. Clark.
Solo, Miss Minnie Conant.
Offering.
Sermon, Rev. Wallace.
Solo, Miss Mabel Martin.
Hymn.
Benediction, Rev A. NJ. EelIs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
LAST GAME Of
FOOT BALL TO
Be HELD TODAY
Marion and Cairo High
Schools Will Nest on
the Glidiron.

After a so far successful season
the local football squad plays its
last game Of the 1l2 season today
with the 1000 per cent team from
Marion. The game is to be held at
Bridgeviow park and an admission
of 80 cents will be charged, stu
dents and children under II, 81
cents.
The Cairo team ran through an
hours blasI signal practice last
evening ana ran with all kinds Of
ginger The outlook in today's
pamo is more than promising for
Cairo because the locals are in the
best of condition and also because
they are the best coached team In
Southern Illinois If the Cairo boys
win today's game they win the
Southern Illinois High School Foot
ball championship This game tells
the tale and will certainly be stub
bornly contested. The Marion team
has not been defeated this season
and will not let this last game slip
away easily.
The lineup for Marion will in
cludo the following; Goddard,
True, r. and L. Sullivan, Gulley,
Parks, Clarida, Mitchell, Eubauks,
Cox, Jones, Carmical and Whesley.
This team average nearly 170
pounds.
For Cairo the following viii play:
Harold Martin George Mattingly,
Walter Kuscner Rex Sells, Vlctus
and Sidney Brown, Frank Miller,
Wallace Roos, Walter Hail, George
Curry, Frank Schoembs, Clyde Kel-
sey Ralph Swoboda, Hugh Martin
and viii Gibson This squad aver
ages about 40 pounds.
Those who want to see the aero
plane exhibit will get a splendid
view from the park as the machine
will make several dips over the
field. A lasting view Of the flight
can be had from the gridrou and
the patrons of the game will miss
none of the exhibitions.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
ANOTHER SUIT FILED AGAINST
BIG BALDWIN ESTATE.
Associated Press Dispatch.

Associated Press Dispatch.
Los Angeles, Calf, Nov 27.---
Another suit, this time for approxi-
mately $2,5o0,000, was filed, today,
to disappoint the expectations that
the S20,000,000 estate Of e. J.
Lucky" Baldwin had finally been
freed Of litigations The action was
brought by Mrs. Ellen Dalton Plum
mer to recover a portion of the ranch,
San Franciquito
Accordington the allegations, Mrs.
Plummer's father, Henry Dalton,
pledged the land for a loan of st0,-
500 in 1878. The mortgage subse-
ruently sold the land to Baldwin for
$4,000 without warrant, according
to the petition in the present case.
! Mrs. Plummer asserts she did not
disclose tho circumstances until re-
Gently. a sa Al
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
TRIAL OF CHAS.
III. HYDE CL0S[S
Summing Up Alone is Put
Over for Session To-
morrow.
Associated Press Dispatch.

Associated Press Dispatch.
New York, Nov 27.---The trial OF
former Chamberlain Charles H, Hyde
was concluded, tonight, with the ex-
ception of the summing up, which
was put over until Friday.
The feature of the day was the re-
appearance of the states chief wit
ness, Joseph G. Robin, former head
Of the Northern Bank, who has testi-
fled that Hyde forced a loan of $780,
000 from that bank to the Carnegie
Trust Co., in 1910 by using his con-
troll of city deposits by club
Robin has been declared insane by
alienists called by Hyde's lawyers.
On the stand. today. Robin testified
that he could not recall as truthful
a number of the delusions which the
alienist attributed to him two years
ago, and which some of the experts
declared still afflicted him. He al
legged that the alienists had put many
Of the statements attributed to him
into his mouth. Some that he did
admit were surely the result Of a
break down following his financial
worries, he asserted.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
SUMMON WITNESSES
FOR ARCHB0LD TRIAL.
Associated Press Dispatch.

Associated Press Dispatch.
Washington, Nov 27.---The SER
geant-at-arms OF the Senate today
sent squad of detectives scurrying
about the East to summon witnesses
Tor thG trial Of Judge Robert w.
Archbold, Of the Commerce Court. A
list Of fifty-eight witnesses for the
tria. was finished by the House man
ayers Of the Archbold proceedings af-
ter an extended conference.
The House managers are stll in
doubt as to the dates of the opening
of the Archbold trial before the SEN
ate, but they hardly will be able to
make start before Wednesday. The
Senate is expected to adjourn Mon
day without the transaction of bust
ness ont Of respect to the late vice.
president On Tuesday the body
probably will adjourn out of respect
10 members VINO have died during the
recess of Congress, Senators Hepburn
and Raynor,
The extended list of witnesses eX-
amined under the case involved, pro-
longed rules of the Senate, may drag
out the time for the trial beyond the
holiday recess, which was expected
to mark the termination OF the trial
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
tension OVER
BALKAN CRISIS
SEENSREL|[VED
News That Peace Plenipoten-
tiaries Continue Activities
is Re-assur.ng.
TAKE A PEACE FORM
Danger of Re-opening of the
Hostilities However
is Serious.
TAKE A PEACE FORM
Associated Press Dispatch.

/! associated Press Dispatch.
Lonion, Eng, Nov. 27.---The ten
sion in the Balkan crisis is sensibly
relieved by the news that the peace
lpienipotentiaries are continuing
their negotiations and that Great
| Britain and Germany are working ac-
lively to secure peaceful settlement
between Austria and Servia. Accord
ing to one Constantinople report the
difficulties In the way of arranging
la formal armistiee are SO great that
the negotiations are taking the form
OF seeking basis for peace.
The danger of the re-opening OF
hostilities, however, still is serious.
Apparently only an informal armis-
tice of forty-eight hours has been
agreed upon and it is reported that
the Bulgarian forces already are
moving closer to the Tchatalia line
and concentrating themselves In
readiness to renew their attack.
The Turks have an army of more
than 100000 and soon will have
10000, for the most part fresh
picked troops behind the line. and It
is certain. according to all cores
pondents, that they win give a good
account oE themselves If tho lighting
is resumed
Under the circumstances, with
Adrianople and Scutari still holding
out, Turkey is little likely to show
very yielding attitude in the peace
negotiations.
The report that the Servians have
reached Turazzo appears TO be pre-
mature, A wireless dispatch OF to-
days date brings the interesting
news tlat Albanian independence has
been proclaimed there, that the
Turkish governor is preparing to de-
part. What attitude the Servian
army and government will assume to-
wards this development should af-
ford some idea OF whether, as report
ed, Serya is willing to accept the
suggestion of an autonimous Al
bania.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
Present Bail is Declared In
valid by Federal Judge
Anderson.
GRANITE,
SHORT TIME
Defendant Attorney Called
ImpeIt nent ind Tcld to
be Ca oful.
Associated Press Dispatch,


Indianapolis, Ind, Nov 27.---On
the ground that their present bonds,
aggregating 100000, were indemni-
fed and therefore invalid, fourteen
Of the forty-fve defendants in the
dynamite conspiracy trial were in
structed by the court, today, that
within a reasonable time" they must
procure new bonds or remain in Jail
during the Intervals between sessions
of the trial
The court held that as it was on
the eve Of holiday he wodld not en-
force his ruling tonight, in which
case attorneys for the defense said
the defendants must inevitably have
gone to Jail for new bonds could
not be had oil such short notice.
Three other defendants, Herbert
s. Fiockin, indianapolis. Edward
Smythe and James T.. Ray, Peoria,
had been confined in the county pail
in the custody of federal officers for
several days because they were un-
able 10 furnish bonds aggregating
$4,000.
In the argument over the point,
Federal Judge Albert D. Anderson ac-
cused Frederick r, Ovhey. of the de-
fense counsel, of being "insolant to-
the court" adding, "if you repeat
the defense l will put you where you
will need some bond"
At first District Attorney Miller in
cluded Frank NJ, Ryan, president Of
the International Association OF
RNdge and Structural Iron Workers,
and John P. Butler, vice president of
the union, among those whose bonds
were UNIDENTIFIED, but later attorneys
for them announced that the indem-
nifty had been withdrawn and the
b0ndsman alone We're responsible for
the appearance of these particular
defandants,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
Purchase New Antns

Mrs. John A. Miller, of 250S Park
avenue, and Charles Feuchter, OF
$500 Washington avenue. have each
purchased beautiful Standard cleo
trio limousine. They were received
yesterday. Mr.. Fenchter II the
sales agent for, Cairo and vicinity.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28

Charles Rudolph, of st. Louis,
general passenger agent of the M &
O. railroad, and former citizen, +. r.,
Harris, general agent passenger de-
partment, spent yesterday in the city
on business.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28

Mr.. John D. Ladd left yesterday
for Martin, Tenn, where he, Mrs.
Ladd and Miss Nellie Loflin will at
tend the. pearl wedding anniversary
of Mr.. and Mrs. T, H. Farmer. Mrs.
Ladd and Miss Loflin started for Mar
tin Wednesday,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28
Mala Successful Hnnt

Fred Danksch, of the Grand Laun-
dry, Gilbert Swoboda and ], c,
PEBBLES spent Tuesday hunting near
Olmstaad.' They succeeded In bag
giug many qualls and rabbits.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1912-11-28

Mrs. Charles r. AFTER of 904 WAL
nut street, is visiting her son. Everett
8, Arter and wife at Aurora. III.
She is accompanied by her daughter.
Georgia Rose. They will spend
THANKSGIVING there and then return
home.