The Glenwood post., 1912-09-14
A. j. DICKSON, Editor and Proprietor
THINGS WE THINK
Things Others Think, and What We
Think of the Things Others Think

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can't see their own faults and the re
naming 100 don t use their eyes.
Folks who don 90 to church be
cause the pews are TOO narrow can't
have their brains where they sit down,
or they wouldn't be Inconvenience
by narrow pews.
\ visitor from England says bread
there only costs third as much as it
does here. He might have enlightened
US still more if he had told US that
American Hour costs less there than it
does at home.
Why cuss the tariff? Natropicric
acid, raw acorns, annatto, asafetida,
dragons blood, dividivi, stuffed birds,
ipecac, joss sticks, junk, spunk and
several other popular breakfast foods
are on the free list.
y blemish in piece of highly pol
lshed wood or metal is made all the
more noticeable because of the beauty
and attractiveness of the surrounding
body. So also is it in human life
Brilliancy of mind and purity of char
acter tend to make a fault appear a.
the more hdeous
Jim Hill tells US that there are not
enough people ON the farms and that's
why food is going up in price. Another
tells US too many are going on the
farms and that why land is going up
in price. We would add that there are
also too many consumers, and that )
why both are going up.
We suppose there Is such thing as
a blown-in-t bottle prohibitionist,
\ man never likes to be bought 70.
a good price and then given away.
Money talks and carries a messag.
OF good eneer to the poor and needy.
: Don't yest thet tfriendshss of youf ac
quaintaffces by boring them with your
troubles. -
a beau attached to a girls apron
strings doesn't look out of ace, bls
when he gets to be hubby he ought
to be released.
1t now develops that aeropIanists are
after the money y-aud we thought tn
nature of tac!r bus ness put them
above worldly usts!
We not &c in an eastern paper a pc
ture OF ,afragetta showing her mouth
open to it, limt. We presume the pie
ture was intended to be "a speaking
likeness
When they gat it so person at one
end Of teepaoue 'nr can see a PIC
turc of tine p,r,ou at tse other end,
central WI sac many funny things
when she answers busy men vino haya.
been waiting Atom ten IN mates to q,
their calls in.
1t is said that Washington never rold
a lie-wa.lc Lincoln was always think
ing up story
MaHimony aul alimopy rhyme ye.t
n.eey, buJ when tue two mix they
take the poetry ouJ of married life.
boy VINO is respectful and dutifu
TO his parents will usually be found
worthy Of any Urust within the scope
of his capabilities.
The water wagon is like d street car
at supper time. lou can't get any
where with it, because it has to make
SO many stops.
Old Adam must have been a bigamist
because he married all the women
there Were in the world
The man who has reached the top
most rung of the ladder no doubt one
day fought to overcome the same diff
fieulties which seem so hard for you to
bear.
You can not make others happy with
out getting some pleasure out OF it
yourself.
There is a fellow in California who
laughs every time an earthquake comes
along. He must be one of those fel
lows who have to have brick wal!
fall on 'em before they see a joke.
A man with an iron will naturally
mas temper.
A man with crowfeet on his face is
not necessarily bird.
No man is willing to die for girl
who is willing he should.
Tall people may have some excuse
for being uppish at times.
AT the present price of pork it is
compliment to be called hog.
1t is claimed that artificial eyes can
be made to move very naturally. We
can It see through that.
If congress would pass law com
pelling subscribers to pay up promptly,