New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-06-19


go. Say. fellows do YOU know that rs
Schoolcraft Sherman absolutely refuses to
recognize a bill until It has been intro
duced'' And then the talk turned 20 other
things.
What If the first step toward remedyIng
the discomfort Of the masses
The first step replied the energetic
Campaigner, rs 10 get out and make
speeches to prove 10 them how Disconnected
they sre."-Washington Star.
EVERLASTING YOUTH.
Oh. say.
Step right this way
And see Professor MetchnkoN
Trot out the glycobacter
And make II do it's famous stunt
As yOuth-eternals factor.
The Prof has got Il down so hns
That he can crook his finger
In it's direction and mankind
In life Will longer llnger
II gives old age the bumpty- bump.
It fences I'm the acres
OF all the grayeyards and ~ cans
The hopes Of undertakers
Wow,
Watch the Professor how
lie makes the glycobacter prance
For everything that's In II.
And also. brethren, watch yourselye.
Grow older every minute.
WHAT
W J HAMPTON.
The wicked are punished in tho here
after remarked the Wise Guy.
Yes the yirtuous generally get what's
coming to them here" added the Simple
Mug Philadelphia Record.
Goethe took the manuscript Of Faust.
tragedy IN eight parts" 20 Welmar In
1915. In 1852 Erich Schmidt found the
yellow papers among the belongings OF
Louise Won Gdchhausen. who had been Il
, lady-in-w waiting at the court OF Welmar.
This original Faust was read by the dis
Coverer before many audiences. some
times with the assistance OF Hedwig Neu-
manu-R aabe. but IL was never produced on
any stage until two weeks ago when. &C
cordlng to a letter describing the func-
ton. 1.-The first performance Of tho orig
inal Faust took place nj Weimar before
the Goethe Society The souvenir re-
ceiyed by oil who attended shows on one
side a fac-simile OF the playful for tho
first production OF Faust at Weimar.
August %. 1929. and on the reverse side
the programme OF the first performance
OF the tragedy In its original form" 4
copy received In New York bears this
footnote by the woman who sent It:
After Ia years we have the real article
Interesting. but worthless as a substl-
tute for the newer and improved version. "
Invalid-Is this good place for the
Proprietor OF the health resort-t IS.
why when I opened up here 7 only
charged ten Shillings q day, and now I've
got the nerve to charge twenty-five Tit.
Bits.
\ man whose duties "a manager for an
estate include the care OF two old apart-
ment houses. which," ne says. ARE not
of the Onyx-vestlbule- all-light -and-sound-
proof rooms cold storage free-vacuum-
cleaner-last word in n partment- construction
kind, but just Hats had hard time with
elevator help. There were more complaints
on the part OF his tenants because OF poor
service. he learned, than In any of the
neighboring apartments. And" said the
agent, IAN elevator connagration, as we
called the 'hrng' OF a boy. was a weekly
happening" member ~ the police force
who is tenant volunteered the srgges-
ton that the boys be put I'm uniforms Il
don't know whether the present lot Of boys
are better than all tho others We're" the
agent added, but / do know that tho uni
forms killed our elevator troubles, ard
believe the cop was right when he said
that men are better for wearing them"
PatIence-Is that her husband with her?
Patrice-Yes.
Patence-How long has she known him?
Patrice-Not long. only three hats
YCnkers Statesman.
San Jose. Cal, is trying in its park a
bench devised by Il. w. Allen for use I'm
connection with the free seats 1t IL IA
swinging seat so arranged that until a
nickel Is deposited I'm n slot the back IS
tilted forward and the seat downward. so
that 1t cannot be used. \ coin releases IT,
however, and provides rocking seat for
two persons AS soon as they leave the
seat springs back 10 Its former position and
requires another nickel 10 unlock II. In
sunny places the bench is placed under
canopy. The inventor believes that on Sum
days and other times when there are UNI
usual crowds In the park, many people will
be willing to spend a nickel for a comfort
able seat for their exclusive use" says
The Survey"
These great nations" remarkes Pluto
Pete. az he thoughtfuly folded his news
paper, have purity much the same idea
that we have here in Crimson Gulch."
In what respect"
"Thoy sort OF take IL FOR granted that
the one that kin shoot quickest. straightcst
-. .NsN,sl IaI
he considered boss w ashington Star.
IA ~ illustration OF tho character Of The
electoral battle inst waeed in Belgium, We
siv~ = fsirl, exact translation ~ ballad
thai vas scattered every where through he
courtrN Ton could rick II up On the
strssts or have II handed IN YOU nm The
railroads, II shows clearly that the Lib