Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-04-26
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Who THINKS tho Johnny Iumrups
iump.--ChicnR Record Herald
And he's an easy mark. we know.
VINO thinks 10 hear the crocus crow.
Denver Republican.
And ne has had too many slips.
who seeks 10 nnd the tulips lips.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
We sina the guy-his brains are nil
who's hunting for the jonauii's quill.
MARCoNI u the best life prcaerver
10 the bunch
THERE rs MORE chivalry at sea
than on street ears
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THE PRESIDENT ought 10 bn rea-
sonabie enough 20 remember that
are good and bad trusts.
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IN CERTAINLY was q shame 10
have an that perfectly Epod Demo-
cratic orat0ry wnated
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DANCING muatera VIII be inter
ested. California arm wants 10 corr
nef hops
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SOMETIMES that Mexican revolu-
ton seems 10 lack not 80 much a
loader as an orchestra.
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NO MORE free lunch IN Arkansas,
according 20 a now law. Trying to
discourage emigration.
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III THERE IS ONE thing you can't
make unpopular with hoi polloi, it's
three cent railroad fare
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THE GROWING glory OF every
woman Is her hat" says an exchange.
Sometimes Il IL her rat.
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sEA-SCORCHING should be done
only in broad daylight, outside OF the
iceberg zone
SILVER CITY Is now spending
SB,050 year on publicity work. How
does Albuquerque Hire up with that
much smaller town.
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MIR. HEARST's boats got TO thu
Carpathln first. admits Mr.. Hearst.
Deubtles he saw the icoOerg before
the Titanic ever did.
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UNCLE WILLIAM Taft says Il
with grief. sorrow and dlsappoint-
mont, but he says Il In Language which
Is surprisingly concise for him.
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THE OLD FASHIONED. nardshell
standpatter with his stubborniy un-
eventually meet the fate OF all other
{ archaic Institutions
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IN OPERATING a steam roller II
Is wise 20 remember the important
fact that II Is an unfailing trait Of
human nature to have more or less
sympathy for the goat.
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| APPARENTLY IL doesn't matter
much whether you know a postoiiice
from a box Office so your heart Is IN
the right place.
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ST. LOUIS Republicans evidently
have an ambition to make that Chit
cago Democratic fistcun look like a
Sunday school class,
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Credit where Due
He would not sing the old songs.
And would not, so they say.
fAft up his voice IN singing
That Ozark canine lay.
Phoenix Republican
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GETTING DOWN TO copper rivets
we don't gt this moment recall an.
president OF tho United states VIII,
failed 10 make the very most OF th'
patronage power--T. II. ana W, n. 7
included.
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SOMEHOW 1T Is hard to feel tina
any Of these decisive battles" IN Mex
leo are going to AFFECT the situation
much one way or the other. Most o
ms have subconscious impression
that they will always be mlilinl
around down there without getting
anywhere except to the poor house
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II JUDGING FROM the way they ar,
ruslllng around on the roads in Tor
rance county 20 get ready for that Al
buquerque- Roswell Automobile oxcur
sion. looks like a gnod way TO IMPROVE
the highway pull OF an eXcur
sion 10 somewhere or other.
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Might Have Been This Way.
Maud Muller on a summers dag
Raked the meadows sweet with hay
The Judge rode slowly down the lane
Smoothing his horses chestnut name
he drew his bride In the shade
OF the apple trees, TO greet the maid
"You don't happen 10 know Il youni
w0men in this neishborhood wh'
would accept general housewori
position In a family of three, where
there is no washing and the hires
man cleans the rugs and windows. d.
YOU 20 he asked,
For moment Maud rested on hel
rake and seemed about 20 say some
thing. but finally she only shook hel
head--and the Judge rode away.
Now q tlic desirable time 60 com
mcncc planting flower seed. A. th'
ground d getting warm they gcrmln
ate nicely.
Wine seeds for covering trcliiscs