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The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21

the remedy for liver complaint. luna.
baxO. rheulnatisnh ttatulency. 4rul.
ftOnS. heart trouble. hnn,esick ness
darling pains. Dyspepsia. loss Ut n,eln
DRY and dozen other ailments AIR
Rewser would l,~ benefited by the. very
first dose. ny tht. time the key w,,x
empty he would have gone back to thu
age ."f thirty ana would have the
strength to tear down houses.
Mr. ROws.r bad hardly spoken Ut
the key when Mrs. Rowser had d,
bright idea come to hsr. When the
expresssllnn brought II In she had it
placed IN the dining room table. II
was tightly hungrd. Tut the cooks IN.
thrr was II carI@nter. and she hasi in
heritvd s.sm~ Ut his mechanical skill.
With chisel she managed to hn,s..n
the lung
Then ii glass Of the liquid was pour.
ed out. and Mrs. Rowxer slipped ii.
She had tn.t,n raised IN the country.
She knew rmts when she saw them.
and sisr knew the taste Of r,n,t beer.
This dsFWtion Wls apple br,ndy in
stead She slipped thrice and was sure
OF 1t. The ..A'k slipped thrice. and she
said she'd lnlt forty.nine cent corset
that there wasn't even il bnrdock root
IN that inMn'eht Iumking ke.,.
Providence ordained that u tramp
should ring the basement bell and ask
for work. The work he wanted was
~ ill mp On provisions Mrs. ROwser
had him brought into the dining room.
ana while the cook was preparing
sandwiches liz was handed Il dose. of
the r'n't beer and asked his opinion of
u. He tasted and .smncked. ana he
tasted and smacked again. His eyes
KhOne. and the color came tn Ills face
Gsts Expsrt's Opinion.
"Madan." he said Az he handed
hack the glass. If l could have n gal
iOn vt that ere stuff Id he willin' to
70 I" the 'lrstric cheer ns soon as
had xwMilered the iast drop"
gym call 1t root bppr. don't ynu?'
"Not an your life: It's the appls
brandy Ut the gnml old days when
had the rh!nn in my lo.ke.s."
''Surp. are y"u:"
''Snres taxes. There's something
about arpl" brandy. 'indy. that touches
the tlt','rt and newer tets you forget It.
Roots: Why. nll the r,mtx from Maine
10 Ca!if"rny couldn't give thing tina,
faste'' ~ r
Mrs. Bnwspr Is woman who c.-
ries ont her duty when she SEW &c
way clear. That k..g was pinptl...
down to a pint and then refilled with
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
ST. CHARLES CHURCH.
Rev. Father Van AIKEN. Pastor.

81. CHAHLES CHURCH..
Rev. Father Van AIKEN, Pastor.
Whitcfih.
Sunday Services.
First, third and fifth Sundays Of
the month Mass at 1915 a. m.
Sunday school at 2 p. m.
Evening, services at 1880 p. m.
Second and fourth Sunday OF the
month Mass at 8 a. m. =
Weekday Services.
Week days, Mass every morning
at 9 a. m.
Holy Hour services Thursday ev-
ening at 1880.
Columbia Falls.
First, Third and Fifth Sunday Of
the month Mass at 9 a. m.
Second and fourth Sunday of the
month, Mass at 1880 a. m, fol-
lowed by Sunday school.
Evening services at 1880 p. m.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
The Motorist at Home.

"YOn have fine lot. Ut children.
Binks." said Hawkins as after u spin
through the country they returned to
the house for dinner. How many
IRE therey"
''Seven." said Rinks proudly.
"J've often wondered" said Haw.
ktns. whether you people with 30
many children have any favorites
among Them"
'Oh. no." returned Rinks hesitating-
y-"that Ia to say. not consciously.
but of course We are more interested
IN II 1911 model than In the earlier
Ones."-Harper's Weekly.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

1SoVs OOSCPH OssSCOH, TdSCOFs
Services every Sunday as follows:
Morning services at 1920 O'Clock.
Sunday school at HAS a. m. Even
ing services at 1880 p. m. Young
mems Bible class, Friday evening
at 8 o'clock in the manse. The pas
tor extends a cordial invitation to
everyone at all these services.
Christian Endeavor meeting at 7:06
o'clock.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
Sufficient Unto the DAY.
Also there IL usually enough
trouble today without sending u
scout into the future to look up
promising recruits in that line.-
AtchisOn Globe.
Word From Br'er Williams.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

reckon" said Brother Williams,
dat SolomOn's wives must "a been
after him fer Easter hats. kaze Wen
he looked de land over he went hack
In de house an said. DE whole bust.
ness il vanity an de bigges' sorter
wexation er de sperritv "-Atlanta Con.
stitutiOn.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
stronalx oppessd

Are you In favor Ut granting SUI.
frage to women?"
mo. SIR" replied the man who was
chewing tobacco. III women were al.
lowed to go to the polls the election
judges would have to 70 outside to
spit"-Chicag0 Record Herald.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
t-ETHoDIsT EPISCOPAL CHURCH

Rev. v. e. Hall, Pastor.
Services every Sunday as follows:
Morning preaching at 10 a. m.
Sabbath school at II a. m.
Evening services at z.45 pm. Mid
week prayer service. Wednesday at
$500 p. m. Everyone is welcome at
all these services.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21

AoI HE ny express to-day
"YeS:"
"lt will probably he key"
"A keg vt naiIs:''
no. ma'ani. It, will I've n keg Of
root beer. My friend Baker up the
state always makes and sends me
few gallons this time of year"
"Y. remember. Three GLASSES Of
the keE he sen, YOU last spring.
"Never mind about any three glasses
last spring. If the key should arrive
leave II IN the basement. hallway and
don't !nf the cook tool with it, viii
leave this dollar to pay any chnraeS
on it,"
why don't you get our root beer On
the corner" asked Nrs. R"wSer as he
descended the Steps
why don't ! raise apples in the
back y:,rd:" lie sharply replied. Root
beer is made "f roots. ltnulS grow III
I'll" country. Baker lives right III the
root country. Baker is an old fr end
He knows what is good for my system,
this time of ytar ana he sends me- :,
hrs. Ii Is Il tonic. There are steven
kinds Of roots in it. They purify. The,
cleanse the biuud. They re,uvenn,a
They renew the Youth That's an Mrs.
E"wSer.' nnd If come home and find
the boys r"iling tia, key NJ and dawn
the sidewalk you will hear something
drop around here
keg Held Elixir Of Life.
y.
1t was II jolly hmking little key. Onp
cOn.d tell 10y the outside nf it that II
held the elixir Of life. In that Reg was
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
A PARALLEL
An old farmer said to his sons:

An old farmer SAID to his sons:
Boys. don't you wait for somelhin'
to turn up. You might jest a. well
go and sit down on a stone in the
middle Of a meadow with a pail
twixt your legs and wait for cow
to back up to you to be MIXED"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21

Swimming and Running.
TO cover a hundred yards takes an
expert swimmer about six times a.
long A. . champion sprinter.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
Cigar Wrappers,

Cigar Wrappers.
Shade grown New England tobacco
Is said to excel any other, except Su.
matra tobacco, for cigar wrappers.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21

Read the Pilot to get the News,
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
MR.. bOWSEE'S kEC
he Expected Usual Supply Of
IS Spring. Tonic.
GUT HIS WIFE IETERFERED.

A Result Of Her Efforts the Drink
Was NOT the Real Thing. and II
Csussd the Disappointed Man to De.
edo - Go After the Senders Blood.
By N. QUAD. 4
copyright. 1911. by Associated Literary
PreSs.i
=" n RS. ROWSER." said Mr.
IVA ROwSpr the. other morning
before leaving for the office.
there may something come
Tor me by express today"
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21

Thirty years later. Neither Alan
Constable nor have ever married.
The Whitefish pilot. [volume] (Whitefish, Mont.) 1904-current, 1912-03-21
DEFEN-EI.ESo
MAN
BY JANE PlNCKNEY BENNETT
Copyright by american Press Assc-
CI.Ii-l WI

The hapLiesl l..y in my life va;
when Alan Constable Proposed to ne
I had been expecting Il de,i:r.,t-on 10Y
weeks. AID perhaps this added 10 ~
delight. Alan is Il steady. SLOW so-l,
fellow. vino lever does anything Ii
hurry.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
ferred as a private to the 1O5th Com
pany, Coast Artillery Corps, Fort Ru-
ger
NEWCOMERS CLUB.

Unusual interest has been develop
ed recently in the Sunday afternoon
meetings of the Newcomers Club in
Cooke Hall. The topics which are dis
cussed at these meetings have been
of vital and popular interest and the
concerts given by Anderson's orches-
ira have given the sessions an added
attractiveness. Tomorrow the ques-
ton of success in life will be dis
cussed with view to getting the
ideas Of the men on what constitutes
success, whether it is riches, honor,
fame, a good time or easy money. The
question will probably resolve itself
into what is worth while in life?"
and the various opinions of the New.
corners should be of interest. There
will be the usual concert and the sup
per, at which General Secretary Paul
Super will talk on Big Men in Bust
ness"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
SPECIAL ARMY ORDERS.

First Glass Private Charles E. Gun
ter, Company G, End Battalion of En-
gineers, Fort De Russy, H, T., is trans
ferred as a private to Battery D, list
Field Artillery, Schofield Barracks.
Corporal Bennett McClurg, Company
G, End Battalion of Engineers, Fort
De Russy, II. T., is transferred as a
private to the 1O5th Company Coast
Artillery Corps, Fort Ruger.
Private Roy C. Elliott, 105 Compa-
ny, Coast Artillery Corps, Fort Ruger,
H. r., is transferred to Company G,
End Battalion of Engineers.
First Glass Private Homer Benoit,
Company G, End Battalion of En-
gineers, Fort De Russy, H. H., is trans,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
PUBLIC WELFARE
Continued from page one)

the Palm Cafe, a space having been
awarded it in order that no unhappy
and material thoughts may drive the
spectator from the exhibits to a less
instructive lunch counter.
Following this, the booths on the
left side of the gymnasium will bel
devoted to the kindergartens, institu-
tional homes, public schools, eugenics
and the Kamehameha schools, in the
order named the latter having large
corner in the rear. Running down on
the other side will be the booths for
the Children's Hospital, the Palama
Settlement, the Board of Health, in
FAINT welfare, tuberculosis, and the
College of Hawaii. The Episcopal ex-
hibitions will be placed at the mauka
side of the hall.
Downstairs the cluBrooms will be
devoted to tenement displays. Several
of the rooms are to be arranged by
a special committee as already an
nounced in The Star, as a model tene-
ment. In another will be duplicated
conditions in a dark tenement room
and another will be devoted to a
vsional description of life in a light
room. In still another will be dupli-
Gated lanai room, the actual counter
part of which exists not far from the
Settlement.
There will be cloak room for la
dies and one for gentlemen, an in
formation bureau and all the other
conveniences that can make the pub,
lie feel more at home and more like
staying or coming again.
There will be a big banner across
p the street on Monday evening an
nouncing the whereabouts Of the ex
p hibition. The grounds themselves will
be Illuminated, although there will be
J no decorations in the gymnasium, as
there has been purposely no attempt
: to make this a decorative affair Of
/, anything outside of the naked trutf
t of things displayed as directly as pos
sible
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
INDIAN MEDICAL
OFFICER IN TOWN

There is distinguished British
army man in Honolulu at present.
This is Major S. p. James of the In.
dian Medical Service The major is
here especially to look into The meth
DDS that are being carried out to ex-
terminate the mosquito.
Major James came to Honolulu di-
rect from Hongkong, where he has
been attending a medical conference.
He has free hand as regards the
countries he should visit, and he is
touching at most tropical and semi
tropical ports, where data concerning
the mosquito may be obtained.
Yesterday the visitor spent the day
with DR.. Mccoy, who toured the city
and pointed out to the Britisher all
the work that has been done in an
effort to clean Honolulu.
Today Major James is making the
rounds with DR.. Pratt, president of
the board of health. All places of in
terest, from a sanitary point of view,
are being visited, and Major James is
showing great interest in the inspec-
ton trip.
Having had a great amount of eX.
perience as regards mosquitoes and
other insect pests, Major James is
giving the benefit of his observations
to the local authorities.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
THE WEATHER.

Saturday February "a, 1912.
Local Office, v. s. Weather Bureau,
Temperature, o a. u; s a. M; 10
SO "a, a. 76, &c.
a M; and morning minimum:
Barometer readmE: Absolute hui
nidity (grains per cubic FOOT; rela-
live humidity and dow point at 8
q. M:
3O.O3, 6.61S, %, 65.
WiRd velocity ana direction at q
H.; 8 a. m; 10 a m; and noon:
3NE, SNE, &c, SNE.
FRiRfall during "a hours ending 8
a. m, 1.41 rainfall.
Total WIND movement during "a
hours ending at noon, rs miles.
VIM. b. STOCKMAN,
Section Director.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24

como through the cars and II any
small purchase or bundle is discuv.
erred the victim Is Immediately tod &C.
leave the car and 80 into the office.
There rs a duty on meat entering this
port and many pathetic scenes may
be witnessed when some poor hon.
brc" shows the government official q
treasured package wrapped and hell
carefully. containing some meat, pos
sibly a steak or two, covered With
heavy brown paper. A few cents will
admit the coveted meat into the land.
But woe to the traveller who brings
back small blanket made in the land
of Montezuma. If the price was Sl.50
for this slumber robe, the customs
officer says ninety cents duty"
All of this goes on in country
where the distinguishing marks Of
given possessions are hard to imme-
diately locate. And so Lieutenant
Field started out with a relief guard
Of nineteen American soldiers at 9:4U
o'clock on the morning of February -
to mount this guard and return with
the old guard. The squad of soldiers
waiting to be relieved were stationed
at South Stanton street, the east ter
minal of the international bridge.
Lieutenant Field with his regiment
had recently arrived at lei Paso from
the station of the first battalion, Eigh.
teenth Infantry, at Fort Whipple, Arr.
iona, and not knowing the country
he passed South Stanton street and
the guard of American soldiers, and
before he realized it the street cars
had carried the score of Uncle Sam
men into Mexican territory. The
Mexican authorities placed Lieutenant
Field under arrest. The matter was
soon Strengthened out, explanations
given and accepted, and they were es
corted to the American side by the
Mexican soldiers. There the inciden
was closed as far as the neighbor re
/ DuDllC was COuC6IuGus Dul blS WIN
handing officer thinks for all con
cerned that Lieutenant Field should
be allowed before a military court t
explain the presence of himself anc
his nineteen enlisted guardsmen OF
the soil of another country, all in full
service uniform of the American
! army.
The outcome of the military court
martial of Lieutenant Field will b.
watched with great interest.
NEW YORK, February 1O.-Wash
ington's birthday will be observed il
the City of Mexico by the unveilin
of the monument to Washington, tn
centennial gift from the American co
ony to the Mexican government TIL
cornerstone of the base was laid /
the Plazuela de Dinamarca a year az
last September, during the mont
when all Mexico was celebrating tn
hundredth anniversary of her ind
= pendence from Spain.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
ELpoRApo Has COLLISION.

Advices by telegraph to the Mer-
chants Exchange today are to the eff
feet that the schooner Eldorado has
put into lquique in a damaged condi-
ton, having been in collision.
Just the nature of the damage, or
what boat ran into her has not been
stated. The Eldorado was loading
nitre for Honolulu, says the message,
and this would seem to indicate that
she had been rammed while at an
Choir by another vessel.
The Eldorado is well known at this
port
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
CRAZED HAWAIIAN
WOMAN IN FRISCO

San Francisco Post: A middle
aged kanaka woman, giving the name
of Mrs. Rebecca Mansfield, who was
found last Tuesday morning wander
ing about Sixteenth and Mission
streets dressed in the strange garb
of a Hawaiian dancer, green tights
trimmed with reeds, is being held at
the Detention Hospital under examin-
alton by the Insanity Commission. So
far all efforts have failed to locate
the woman's relatives or ascertain
from whence she comes. The patient
puzzles the hospital attendants by
spending her days and nights chant
ing kanaka songs and crying out that
she sees visions of her husband and
baby on the walls of her cell.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
CAPTAIN RUSH DEAD.

Captain Richard Rush, United States
Navy (retiredD, who married Jane
Hare, niece of Mrs. c, B. Reynolds,
AIrs. w. II. Mclean and Walter Pom
roy, of Honolulu, died of heart failure
in Washington, d. c., on February 8,
1912. The wedding of Captain Rush
and Miss Jane Hare took place in Ho-
nolulu, the officer having been a fire.
quent visitor to Honolulu years ago.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
Observation-Disclosures
PERSONS IN THE NEWS
PILTz will go along on the

CAPTAIN PILTz will go along on the
cable steamer Restorer when she
leaves here tomorrow.
CHIEF OFFICER JOHNSON of the
Rosecrans was a former visitor
here as second officer on the pala-
tial oil steamer ]. A. Chanslor. He
said this morning that he was glad
to get back to Honolulu once more.
FREIGHT CLERK BEcKLEY of the
Claudine has taken up the position,
temporarily, of puTser of the w. G.
Hall, leaving in the Hall for Kauai
last night, Jim Logan has gone as
purser Of the Kilauea and BeclIley
has taken his place.
MARsToN CAMPBELL, superintend.
ent of public works, is forty-five
years of age today. He is receiving
the congratulations of his many
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
ISLAND SINGERS ARE LIoNlzED.

ISLAND SINGERS ARE LloNlZED.
San Francisco News: The same
spirit which inspires a woman to send
violets to a condemned murderer or
elevate a roue to the estate of mat
inee idol has animated a number OF
local women to lionize a band of Ha-
waiian "troubadours," as they call
themselves. These same natives of
the summer isles have been appearing
at a number of the local nickelodeons
After having exhausted this source Of
revenue they set themselves to cult
waiting the patronage of that most gul
lible Of preys, the clubwomen.
Not that an ordinary Hawaiian IS
not a gentleman, and every inch an
[ American with his inalienable right to
the pursuit of happiness. But these
/ troubadours are such pa,pable
sponges and such insolent climbers
that many worthy natives Of the
islands have been moved to voice 0
protest
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL
Paragraphs That Give Condensed
News of the Day.

Sunset and gold watch. See
gweedie.
No "waits" at rne Silent Barber
Shop. Six chairs and six flrst-olass
BARRIERS.
There will be full rehearsal Of
'Pinafore" at the Opera House at 2
o'clock tomorrow afternoon
You will be satisfied with the work
of the French Laundry, III King
street This laundry has no branches.
Coronation King George, Opera
House, Tuesday. Book now. Promo
tion Committee Rooms. ST, SOC, Csc.
The annual meeting of Silva's Tog-
gerry, Ltd, will be held on Tuesday,
February q, at A O'Clock in the after
noon.
Charles Kamman and Carl Block,
both natives of Germany, were this
morning, in the United States circuit
court, made citizens of this republic.
The Democratic council held last
night decided to send a delegation to
the national convention without in,
structiOns.
Dr. MacLenuan has returned and
resumed practice. Office, King St.
opposite Advertiser office. Hours 10
to 70, 2 TOD, to 7.
All makes of typewriters repaired in
thoroughly workman,like manner
Prompt service. A. B. ArIeigh & Co.
Ltd, Hotel near Fort street.
No soap is better than Thoro for
keeping the skin soft and white under
any condition Benson, Smith & Co.
Ltd, Hotel and Fort streets.
Carl Basler, who is touring the
world in the interest Of the Excelsior
Code system published by Ambrose ]
Writ of this city, is now in Manila.
DR.. Motley is making additions &c
his Kaimuh bungalow, which he has
named Merriwinga, an Australian
term meaning Beautiful for Loca
ton"
tOOu COMMISSIONER DlduGlellu y
working on an analysis of some Kon;
water at present. It was forwarded
by DR.. Ross for the purpose Of having
it tested
Marston Campbell stated this morn
ing that, before this time next yeal
there will be from six to eight million
more gallons of water for daily cit
consumption.
Green stamp collectors take notice
Beautiful new goods have arrived
Rugs, tea and dinner sets, clocks an
other articles too numerous to mer
ton Come in and see them,
The second annual meeting of tn
Palama Settlement Association wi
be held at the Settlement, Kin
street, opposite Liliha street. on MOI
day evening at s O'Clock.
The Office of the wireless is ope
on week days from seven in the NOR
ing to nve-thirty in the afternoon an
on Sunday mornings from eight unit
ten. Ships messages are received 4
to eleven every night.
We will make the island trip, wit
party Of three or four at Sc each, al
a party Of FIVE or six at S. eac
SiRa's Auto Stand, Chaplain stree
opposite Catholic mission. Pho
1904 or 1179.
Gentlemen who want their cloth
made with an individual style al
from exclusive patterns Of import
woolens should see ]. f. Rocha, t
tailor, Hotel street, next to t
Y. M C. A.
John f, sylvia had to postpone &
installation and testing of his 16in
rejecting telescope, on the EXecuu
building grounds last night, on 6
count of the weather, He will 81
the show the first clear night, fro
$50 to II o'clock. Professor Donagh
will give a lecture on the occasion,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-02-24

friends, and at 10 o'clock this morn
ing had enough cigars to last him
year or so.
THOMAS J. HUMBlRD, who arrived
by the Sierra on Thursday, accom-
panied by his wife and daughter, is
prominent citizen of Spokane,
Wash, where he has large financial
interests. Mr.. Humbird is presi-
dent of the Humbird Lumber Com
pany, one of the largest lumber
concerns of the Northwest.
w. WRIGHT is the purser of the cable
steamer Restorer. Wright is well
known in Honolulu, having been
purser of the Mikahala and the
Noeau. His father is w. w. Wright
the carriage builder. Purser Wright
will take an opportunity of meet
ing some of his old friends during
his brief stay in Honolulu.