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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-12-05

49,
PROM your afuwRist get two
ounces 81 Ciseufinn and half en-
nuhee Of Globe Pine Compound
concentrated rsnet Take these
twe fnrredtents home and put them
Into AFT plat Of good whisk ~.
Tax. oue 10 two ts&ABnunfuis affair
eMrh msai ard al ne<Itinte. Smaller
doses 70 children according 20 age"
Thte u the best foTmnis known %
science. There are many cheaper
preparations OF lsFxe ausakItF, BAT
u don't pay to experiment with n
bed cold 10 sura - Set only the
genuine ufohe Pine Compound icon
reatrafsd Flnsl. Each haIf ounce
bottle comes IN a snaisd Tin sefew-
top case II your druggist does not
have u III stock No win get ~
quickly from hts Wholesale house.
Iris has been published here svery
winter for str years and thousands
% families knew tts vafus.
sonE FEET. cornn. caHoasss,
ffunannN. FROST Bites Aching and
Nwsafy rsef A spnonsnl of cafo-
riae Ia the foos-bsth gives instant
relief Get z5r box AT any drug
9f1f e.~~&dx~rtlsem@nt
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| cIOSE-fN GARDEN TRACT
For 1875, on terms OF ezb
cash ana $40 monthly. To-
Gated In a good community
adjoining Seattle. Here's
"a place where one can
raise all the vegetables.
chickens. etc. for the
family use, besides a sur
plus 70 sell the neiKhborH.
You can live on this place
and work ia Seattle. Let
nn show II 10 you. Burke
a Tarrar. lo< Cherry 81
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10 ACRES tok tt.nfn
On good wagon road. east
OF Kirkland. Terms US
cash and Sfs a month.
Good soil for chickens.
berries and potatoes. Take
Madison chr and county
ferry 10 Burke n Farrar's
office on Kirkland wharf.
our salesman viii show
you this place.
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NrHttie. Mcleod. IN Hastings st.,
Eant VANCOUVER, ~ q.
Houses for Rent
>>>>>>>>~>>>>'~>,~>,>rs~ ~s~S~c>e~~~~~~>~~.
FOR RENT
uNFuRHIAitED HOUSES
ttf.oe--noy at. . rooms
400 Marshall av. n w. 9 rooms.
{is.so-N. 18th st. 9 rooms
s.oo-Oiympic court. 7 rooms.
s.eo--na{ ten az, : rooms.
us 90 -Beacon. isth Il. rooms.
tzo.oo--Ninth av. W.. = rooms
FuHNIBffED HOUSES
------
$40 ON. broadway. 7 rooms.
ttt0u-~r. sara st. rooms.
t1o. oo--elairment sv.. s rooms.
sze.0o---i.indcn sv.. rooms.
uHFURSIsHED FLATS
tis.oo- 7sth av;. rooms.
|tiz.h0--E. Cherry. I rooms.
ffz1b--E. Madison. 4 rooms.
tia.oe-fsth as.. rooms.
|fieke-E Roy st rooms.
tis.o0--i2th Hv.s . rooms.
tz0.o0--ssg3H First av.. 8 rooms.
FuHNfHfiED FLATS
~-
ftn. oo-e1rd av.. rooms.
|tis.oo--2sra av.. 4 rooms.
v. NJ JORDAN a CO.
~~~~
al American Rank rIdg.
Telephone Main bb7.
1-room house cheap. Main ko1i.
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Exchange-ReaI Estate
>~-~~~.~~~~(~~-~~ ~~~~~-~~~~~~~~~s>
Wanted. TO trade 10 acres. close 10
car line. for good improved prop
A. X. wYLpE
az New York Xix. Elliott tco1.
x-rouu modern COTTAGE koxlue
ground. will exchange for vacant
property In Fremont district. Ad-
dress t1s n. stst. half block from
phtnnrv nv. car.
TO trade for automobile. nice view
lot. ieexiik. on Fauntieroy car
A. X. wYLDE
az New York HIN Elliott bocI,
T. G simkins' sst idtertv nldg.
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1sth and NJ Madison. for rent, two
t-rooIn flats. rent cut In half. hot
and cold water. lights. Inquire
4z13 fntrrlakc av,
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GnrfonG~ crnEb 1 ssf IA / q, { "a
operation or detention from labor.
over soc cases cured pest two
years. aees ! TO Is. Harvard hys.
TEN. I'll Eifei Bldg. EeAttie.
iIipposirofns Academy, pancih1
taught IN two lessons. private OF
ciass Apply office.
ufiIErrE nfApEa sharpsncd, zoe
dox. faEors. xse, stc- ltet tth as:
Get Acquainted rocissy. Names And
- =. - sysa.
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For aaie. nics little bay horse.
good worker price 1855. road
torae. weight ff.fO0. sound and
fine. years old. price S7s.
We have several cheap farm horses
and mares. from 80 Up, farm
wofVnh. , spring wagons. I farm
rubber tired buggy. ~ aets of har-
ness. double and single, very cheap.
Ga WnMllnke Nv ~
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Mercer island water front. soxsse.
went front. $500. terms. w. q.
wicksrshsFn. Soc Lrsry BIDS. Main
101e.
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POTATO LAND
Cleared and Ia grass. ono crop will
pay for land. railroads, 60 trains
daily. large railroad shops. high
school. phone. r. ~ ID. hard SUR
faced roads. factories. mills, mines.
creamery. fruit cannary and con-
denssr. good wages. bNst OF mar
kets. Cali and see sample % soil
products ana pictures Of homes In
this district Payments extended
In ease Of sickness Terms 500
cash, 81 90 per month.
SOUTHWEST WASHINGTON
LAND CO, INC.
Room ~ Downa Bldg. 700 Second Az.
10 ACRES s52s
$50 CASH. 80 PER MONTH
Located west OF the city. with nine
boats daily 20 market, ISc fare and
cheap freight rate. also very ciose
10 navy yard. where farm produce
IL always In demand. close TO
school. good nriKhborn and delixs
cry from stores. Soil IL ideal for
poultry or berries. Fine truck
land
SEE THIS TRACT
CffFFoHD, 1913 Third Az.
Branch office, - washington 81.
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.s,wrnished b-room house. ga. inciud-
ibk lights, gas and phone. one
l16ck OF Yericr car. Call East s2es.
uo1trn suburban home. close In. z
N Ntes fruit, hen yard. beacon ligs.
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:. :.
rEi.kwA MiNiNu. MILLING AND
NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING OF
NTOcKHot.pEHS
The regular annual meeting % the
stoekhoiders of Teihwa Mining.
Milling and Development cofn-
the company. tos Lyon HuiidinK,
Seattle, Washington. on Tuesday,
the 10th day Of December. 1919. al
the hour OF o'clock y, m.
Tho object of natd meeting 10 the
election Of officers ana trustees 90
and further business m may law
faliy eeme before the meeting.
WILLIAM ~ CfoYEN. nerretary.
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N~~~~~~~~4~-~~~-~.N~~~~<
Homestead or desert claim rsitnauish-
ment. Eastern Washington fruit
belt Greatest bargain ever Of
fired. ThgnAe Craig. ssi Union Ct
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gTckND PACIFIC HOTEL. 1ilbh
First Hntes soc daily and up.
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>~>A~<S~l~~~~~~~~~ ~~~-~~~~~~~-~4~r
t.reom modern apartment univer.
sity district. $500. Hot water
free. North 2sf3.
Copeland Court. 1909 Minor. rooms.
furnished. $40; phone. light. NJ. <2lo.
Exceisior fs.--Furn shed and un-
furnished: 9Th and pike. Main cSsl
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later. small improved farm. near
Ncattie. Mcleod. IN Hastings st.,
Fast Vancouver, ~ O.
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Business Chances
Men Of ideas can secure patents or
Interest capital. write for liatr Of
prizes and needed Inventions. Ran
doiph = Company. Patent Attor-
usys. Warrington. u. G.
fnF sals or rent. several l. ?. :. ..
phones. lot Of eierirlcal supplies.
all kinds repairing done. Johnson.
III seneca. Elliott -.
Wanfsd--Au auto In exchange for
first mortgage. ia Liberty Hifx.
III q Rimkins. s7s Liberty nids.
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Want houae 4 office furniture. cash.
Gibson Chandler. $40 Pike NJ. szz7.
Modern FUN Co, Az Pike. NJ s5fr.
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Patent dust pan with first load coal
VAIN wflEht 4 Mcleod. Phone I2i,
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Housekeeping Rooms
S~~@~S~~~~~>~>>~e~~<Sr >>S~<>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
tfs,oe.-~1-room modern housek eepins
flat. cooling closet. Kitchen eabi-
net. gas and coal range. disappear
ing beds s3sz Eighth av. Main
tttf.
Sleeping and housekeeping roofns
4. and t-rcom suites. reasonable
rates p1oH Howell n. Phone
Elliott x1a0W
OLYMPIC APrs, ixie Western avs--
single roofns. tiko up suite. t1oo
up. Near public market.
Cheap. well Furnished transient snd
~ sfs Howell
Earle. single VI X rooms III Msrion
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
fgAnARoun0
.&@f1OUSE

Windows rubbed once a week with a
cloth dipped In alcohol will. 1t Ia
said, be free from frost in the coldes,
weather.
An electric fan. set near the ra-
jiator and directly facing it will
throw currents OF hot air about the
room quickly raising the temperature
without increasing the amount of
fuel used.
Many housekeepers do not know
that there Is a simple way to prevent
potatoes from burning and sticking to
the bottom Of the pot. An inverted
pie pan placed in the bottom Of the
pot avoids scorching potatoes. The
water and empty space beneath the
pan save the potatoes. This also
makes the work Of cleaning pots cas-
Ter, as no adhering parts OF potatoes
are left to be secured out.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
FOR THE UNEXPECTED GUEST
Hasty Pudding Is Dish That May
Be Quickly Added to the Family
Menu " Desired.

The arrival OF unexpected guests
sometimes obliges the hostess to add
one or two hastily prepared dishes to
the usual family dinner menu. Often
1t Is the dessert that has to be con.
cocted at n moments notice. There Is
q recipe that may be made quickly ans
which requires only the ordinary In
gradients to be found In every kitchen
Cut six slices OF stale bread about
third of an inch thick. Remove the
crust and cut in half crossways.
Beat three eggs slightly. adding &c
them two tablespoonful Of sugar,
one-haif teaspoonful OF salt and one
breakfast cupful Of milk.
Strain this Into a shallow dish and
soak the slices OF bread in 1t until
they are soft.
Now cook the bread in a clean, hot.
we'll buttered frying pan. browning
each side by turn.
Spread one-half OF the pieces with
jam and cover with the remaining
pieces, thus forming sandwiches. This
is especially nice II covered with thin
custard to which some chopped al
monds have been added.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
SUGGESTIONS FOR THE HOME
Little ideas That Make for Economy.
~ Well ~ Greatly Increased
Comfort.

A white cotton blanket. used al
table mat. is less expensive than the
regular silence cloth. washes easier
and answers the purpose very well
use the partly worn one as mat
tress covers. piecing out the length
with canton flannel. SO that they may
turn we'll over the mattress at ootn
ends.
For outdoor use. a two-candie power
electric light Enclosed In frosted
glass globe on each gate post. or YER
anda posts. will carry" a long way
lighting the path and giving cheer
iul glow to the premises at night al
title expense The switch may be In
doors or on the porch.
Run q tuck in the childrens ne"
boomers. for even II the material 10
shrunk before making up, 1t Will
shrink more. and they are so soon out
grown and begin to draw uncomfort-
ably.
It is better to have the elastic only
half as wide as the casing. and draw
It out before washing. as 1t shrinks
considerably. and unless left very
loose. will impede the circulation.
Flour. baked in the oven until thor
oughly heated and dry. Is much moro
wholesome for thickening gravies.
soups. sauces. etc. than the raw -four.
which needs long cooking In liquid.
make small supply at time and
keep It in q covered tin receptacle
From the Home.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
CABBAGE Chow Chow.

One peck Of cabbage, chopped fine,
IL onions. one cup o. salt; mix togeth.
er and let stand over night. In tho
morning drain off the water and pour
a weak solution of vinegar over the
mixture: let stand "a hours longer.
then pour of the vinegar. Mix two
pounds Of brown sugar. S cents worth
OF white mustard. cents worth OF
tumeric. two red peppers and one-half
cup Of horseradish with the cabbage;
pour over this enough strong vinegar
to cover: lay grape leaves on top and
weigh down.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
ECZEMA AND ITCHING
ERUPTIONS
Dentist says Resinoi Werts Like
Maalc.

More and more are the wonders Of
Resinol. No itching surface but what
II relieved instantly by it, use. and
the list OF diseases which are perman.
entity benefited 10 growing daily In
numbers and cases.
This dentist says It 10 the real thing.
Glance over what he says:
Il have given Resinol Ointment to
patients troubled with Eczema and II
always worked like magic. One lady
after spending 800 In various ways
was cured by the use OF 60-cent jar
OF Resinol Ointment. 1t Is tho real
thing for Eczema and Ill itching erup-
tons.
"F. M. STEVENS, ID. g.. Dover.N.H.
Resinol Ointment is an effectual and
reliable remedy in all forms Of infam-
nation, eruption and irritation OF the
skin. It is an immediate remedy for
itching or inflamed piles and . great
curative application for eczema. letter.
milk crust. pimples. scalds. burns. chill
blains. chapped hands. boils. felons.
cuts and all inflamed and irritated
skin surfaces. Resinol Soap by III
antiseptic and healing properties a.
sists the work OF Resinol Ointment
Try a ffty.cent Jar OF Ointment. to be
gotten from your druggist. and you
will be more than satisfied with the
expenditure. Free sample can be had
by writing to Department So. Resino'
Chemical Co.. Baltimore. Md.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
Not That Kind.

1T would save lot of trouble" said
q newspaper man the other day TO
Representative Slayden Of Texas. aft
er the Democratic caucus on the
Henry resolution to investigate the
money trust" III you would allow us
to attend the caucus"
"On the contrary" replied Mr.. Stay
den. with twinkle in his eye. Il
thought It would make lot Of
trouble"
well. cant you give me an in
terview ON It. now that the fight 10
over?"
NO" answered Mr.. Elayden. ut
would be against my principles.
never kiss and tell"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
Why don't you try this reliable remedy
Summer Wear,

Patrick worked for notoriously
stingy boss and lost no chance 70
let the fact be known Once = was
gish friend. wishing to twit him. -
marked:
Pat. ! hear your bose Just gave
Won a brand-pew suit OF clothes"
NO" said Pat, only part OF
suit"
"Wha. party"
1.-THE sleeves " the vest"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

They are going to establish . school
NJ umpires in Boston. Exactly what
the instruction will be 10 not plair.
Ut Il Will probably be more con.
vincing than that conveyed from the
bieachers b. objurgations and pop
BOTTLES
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
SIie1L
Women

When shown positive and reliable proof that certain
remedy had cured many of female ills wouldn't anv
sensible conclude that the remedy would also
benefit her if suffering with the same troubei
Here five letters from southern which prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
Val feel you
8ned in bed over one third my could nv
fining spells that husband could
health Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
Purifier Whenever suffering want tell
theMrs ROBERT BLANKENsHIP Ellson Montgomery Co., VI
LETTER FROM LOUISIANA
fore Lydia
SINCE have BEEN taking and Blood feel Al.
BIoSDEAu, 154l Polymna ST., New Orleans La
LETTER FROM FLORIDA.
Wauhula time wrote to giving
headache hackache and discomfort walking
got Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
am satisfied that had done like good many women and had
remedies would have But started
with medicine and well did
remedies MATTE HoDNoT Boz oe Wan
chula, Florida
LETTER FROM WEST VIRGINIA.
Martnsburp that Lydia Pnkham's
mother daughter myself
complaining with she tells her to take Com
pound"M MARY 72 N ard ST. Marnburg J" Va
ANOTHER LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
ago1 troubled with srcb paine
and bo1g mont" a that vs Gs & s and
found relief The medicine strengthened me IN every way and my
viii be glad my testimony suffering
w 1929 Hampton Ave. Newport
Va.
Why don't you try this reliable remedy
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

The mirror has done more to I'd.
<auce the human race than any other
tnvention." says q scientist. Which
may be accounted for In the fact that
people seldom talk when they are look.
thg In mirrors.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
cromwell's Many Nicknames

Few men have been more labeled
with nicknarles than Oliver Crom.
we'll. many Of them, to say the least.
uncomplimentary ones. which can
scarcely be wondered at when party
feeling ran so high. odd Noll," Cop
per Face" the Brewer" are familiar
examples.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No smsrting-Teels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try l. for Red. Weak.
trated Book In each Package. Murine 10
compounded BY cur Ocunsts-nota "Pxtent Med.
ieinc"but used In successful Physicians Pras-
lie ana sold BY Druggists 1t sc and Soc per Bottle
Murine Eye Saivo In Aseptic Tubes, nc and 6Oa
Murine Ego Remedy Co.. Chicago
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
Where STRENGTH Is Needed.

1t is one thing to play the game
before applauding thousands, and
quite another to do IT in the ordinary
quiet concerns Of daily life
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

A scientist says . man should
walk on all tours. So he does wher
he ia searching for the elusive collar
button.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
'Twixt Satan and tho Sea.

'Twixt Satan and tho Sea.
Doctor-You are In pretty bad
shape. You must stop going to those
cheap restaurants.
Patient-But, doctor. the prices At
the other places would make me stu
sicker.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Possibly the preacher who said that
. girl should not be courted more
than six hours q week has had expert.
ence with daughters. and gas bills
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

A PHILADELPHIA man claims that hs
knows how to live on one dollar .
week. Only weaklings viii wish to dis
cover his secret
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

II is calculated by Prof. John Bosler
that the world il at east 10000. 900
years old That is long enough for it,
debts to be outlawed
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

That story Of a man who preferred
death to leaving Chicago inspired
Immediately curiosity to learn To
what fearful place they intended tax.
ing him.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

A Los Angeles society host 10 going
20 give q submarine ball. OF course.
the queen OF tho occasion will be .
diving belle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

A hen near Tarrytown. n. T.. laid
an egg in a snowdrift She probably
knew that the cold storage men would
get II. anyway.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Cinnamon propose now that they
nave got rid OF their pigtails and tho
Manchus to wear such clothes a.
white men wear. We hope they will
refrain from calling them 'pants."
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Enlightened women believe tho de-
eision that "woman's work 10 never
done" to be unconstitutional.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

We are Informed that the price OF
straw hats will be raised next sum
mer. but what's the use Of borrowing
troubled
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Wolves and bears kill very few PEG
PIE In this country nowadays. but the
deadly railroad frog gathers them in
right along.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Now that another German wArshlC
has been launched Britain Will nave
10 hurry and launch two.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Everybody must have noticed that
the weather began to moderate ~
soon a. Arizona came into the Union
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

A calamity bowler tells 10 that
woman Is twice a. expensive now a.
che was seven years ago. but prob
ably she 10 worth II
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

The Denver Times has discovered
snat sauerkraut promotes longevity
Probably It does kill all the germs
In the house while It Is being cooked.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
Final Recourse.

do you want 10 get a hearing IN
this court?" shouted the magistrate.
Sure, sir" replied the very deaf
defendant
'Then." yelled the magistrate. with
q last mighty effort. you will have to
20 to a specialist"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Railroad trains should never forget
that II ia their prime duty to stay on
tho track
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

By correcting the calendar China
misses a new year this time. but II y
happy In having a new birthday.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

A burglar In New York has invent
"a . burglar alarm. which seems
very unprofessionai thing to do.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Burglars stole $26 worth OF perfum.
cry and $50 worth Of candy. No
wonder Prof. Smaller Matthews says
the world Is being feminized.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Professional oyster openers never
and q pearl. but Il 10 cold day when
amateurs do not.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

A man who died Of pneumonia wa
found to have a silver spoon In his
stomach. although he was not born
with one in his mouth
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Mr.. Hardhead--I have called, sir, to
ask for the hand Of your daughter.
Old Gentleman with emotion)-
She is the only child l have. and her
mother Is gone.
Mr.. Hardhead (hastily)-Oh. that's
no objection, l assure you.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

4 waiter has stopped = woman from
smoking In public. Gave her . Up
probably.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

The man who makes hay when the
sun shines doesn't have to borrow
his neighbours umbrella when It rains,
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

The Brooklyn church that keeps
burglar alarms on its poor boxes"
may have more or less faith in hu
manly. but II II taking no chances.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
Guesa What.

Guess What.
Tom-Yes. Miss Roxley and ars
strangers now. I've been asked not
to call there again.
Jack-rll bet old Roxley had hand
In that.
Tom-Well-er not q hand exactly.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

6teepls hats are to b worn this
aOsinG
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

Several University Of Minnesota
students are taking lessons In tho
lumber trade They are ambitious to
become lumberjacks.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04

1t the thaw do its worst the Ice
crop 10 safe
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1912-05-04
Uo 70 tho Minute

Up to tho Minute
We'll. she has succeeded IN oo'"s
the latest thing. anyhow
whats that"
"Eloped with ner fathers aviator