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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
HAVE YOU SUSPECTED YOUR KIDNEYS?

There are two ways to tell whether you
have weak kidneys.
The first is through the pains in the back
and other outward signs. The second Is
by examination Of the kidney secretions.
That Is why physicians make such a
careful examination when you apply for
insurance, and If there is any sign Of kid
ney trouble you are surely rejected.
Kidney disease is 90 dangerous that IL
10 Q bad mistake to overlook or neglect it,
and II pain in the back, recurring head.
aches, or a %fretful, nervous, tired condition
makes you suspect some kidney trouble,
take the trouble to watch the kidney secre.
tions. Look for any of the following
signs:
More or less than three and one half
pints passed daily.
Too dark or too pale . color.
PASSAGES too frequent. profuse. or much
reduced. or scaldine and painful.
sandy. Gritty or cloudy settings.
on the surface when allowed to stand,
or q jelly-like thickenins..
Staining Of the nen or bad odor.
Temporary changes may occur for a time
from things eaten, but if the changed APP
pearance continues, your kidneys are out
Of order and need help. Neglect may prove
serious.
Doan's Kidney Pills correct and regu.
late the kidney secretions, stimulate and
heal sick kidneys, and thereby drive away
backache, rheumatic pain, nervousness, dir
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

There Is an old saying to the er.
feet that when a man goes a.fshing
he doesn't know what may happen.
Perhaps Mr.. Guy Hilton had never
heard anything about II, but he went
a-1shing and many things happened
that he did not look for.
Mr.. Hilton went with q little party
OF three. and the quartette camped on
Loon lake and fished. 1t was called
Loon lake, because no one unless he
was looney ever yer there thinking
TO catch fish. After a couple OF weeks
Mr.. Hilton was taken with chills aud
had to go to a farm house and call a
doctor, and the other three broke camp
and went home.
In two weeks the patient was cured
and ready to follow. Then came an.
other unexpected thing. When the doc
tor and the farmer had been paid Mr..
Hilton found himself stone broke.
When a a is stone broke he hasn't
got a nicked In his pockets. It would
be all right. however, when the pen.
niless man got down to the village Of
Rockford. Some merchant there
would cash his check on a city bank.
Mr.. Guy Hilton didn't look like a
confidence man. He wasn't sly, sleek
and slick. Like any other man with
a fair bank account and a reasonable
trust In human nature. he wrote out a
check for four dollars and asked the
leading merchant In the town to
cash it.
That game is too old even for this
village" was the reply.
Game? Game? | have money in
this bank" said the astonished
man.
But you ought to have it in your
pocket instead"
You ear telephone the bank and
make sure It's all straight"
But of what interest to me? ] am
not here to help folks out of troubles
they get into"
Ho, foolish the stone broke man
had been to apply to a stranger, when
he could telephone to a friend in the
city and have a hundred dollars sent
up. He went to the postofflce, which
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
Hopeless Case.

de trouble wild me and muh wife,"
admitted old Brother Campers, IAN
dat, whilst We gree most o. de time,
we don't gree at de same time. ! kin
gree bout anything. end she kin gree
bout anything, but We KANT gree
wild each udder bout 1t. When I'm
willin' to gree wild her she won't gree
wild me-. and when she is ready to
gree wild me I've changed muh mind
and KANT gree wild her. We kin
bofe gree separate. but we KANT
gree togedder IN de same thing at
de same time. ard DO mo- We tries de
wuss we gits."-Puck.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
Rural France Losing.

At a recent French Congress on Ru-
raj Depopulation it was reported that
In the department of the Cote dor,
which mainly produces wheat and
wine, the problem OF depopulation In
the rural sections OF France is OF a
most urgent character, In the so
years ending with 1901 this rich de-
partment lost at the rate of $40 per-
sons per annum. and since the latter
date and up to 1911 the decrease has
been from 1853. 1000 to 4 $1,000.
The same conditions exist all
through France. From 1S46 10 1905
the urban population increased from
8,7b1. 900 to 1880. O0o. while the rural
population decreased from 26.650,OO0
10 27,715.00O.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
Simply Blushinp.

A Gilman man, it is related. has =
very red nose. and recently a very in.
quisitive person said to him: please
don't take o~ffense, but I'm curious to
know why your nose is always red?"
And this Is the reply the inquisitive
got: my nose is merely blushing
with pride over the fact that It has
never butted into any ones business"
For Smith Times Record.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

was the only pay station in the vii.
Iage, m was told to drop 20 cents In
the slot.
"But-but don't happen to have II. I"
he replied. That's what want to
telephone about-money!"
Il don't see how you can do It with.
cut the 20 cents" replied the post.
master.
But can have a hat full Of money
up here by tomorrow"
Better have a dollar or two now
You won't find this town easy to work.
and you may get into trouble try.
ing"
Mr.. Hilton wen down TO the depot
to try the railroad telegrapher. A ten.
word message would be rs cents. No:
no messages sem collect from strang.
ers. They had got through that sort of
thing long ago, When the stone broke
maj went to the inn. He had a watch
that had cost him $50. He laid II
down In front OF the landlord and
said:
Il want TO stay for a day or two un.
I'll ! get some money up from the city
by express, and this will be your
security, Please provide me with q
postage stamp. that ! may write a let.
ter"
The landlord hefted the watch On
he would a stone. drew the chain
through his fingers, and then winked
a long, lingering wink and replied:
stranger, Il was 40 years ago thar
] was a spring chicken and gobbled
up gravel for corn"
What do you mean?"
"Bill Stacey, the constable, will be
around here pretty DOR and IN tell
him what ! mean! Bill can get on 10 a
sharper quicker'n any other man In
the state"
Mr., Hilton walked back to the depot
with a resolve In his heart. There
would be n train In about an hour.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

z%iness, bloatins and other results Of kidney
disease.
. The following case is typical Of the cure:
effected by Doan's Kidney Pills. Grateful
testimony is the best evidence.
IN BED FIVE MONTHS.
Cured After Doctors Gave Up Hope.
j. L.. Richardson, Red Key, Indiana,
says: "A wrong diagnosis Of my case
caused me six months of terrible pain.
When l had been in bed helpless for three
months was a mere bag Of. bones; The
trouble began with pain In the back, and
after a few weeks Of it my nerves gave
way completely and my eyes got. bad. ]
had frequent dizzy spells, felt tired always,
and never seemed to get enough sleep: l
almost went crazy. The action of the kid.
neys kept getting worse, and the urine
harder to pass. Twenty-four hours would
go by without n passage. The doctors. be-
gan to take the water from me with. .
catheter. They did this once a day for
fifty days. On Christmas Day, FIVE years
ago, my doctor told me that my time was
about up. l lived through the day. and
night. contrary to expectations, and the
next day a friend gave me a box OF Doan's
Kidney Pills. l used it and was encour.
aged to continue. When ! had taken five
boxes I got out of bed. I kept on until
entirely well, and from that day to this
five years-.l have never had q twinge in
my back"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

II a still has faith In her
hr sband after reading what the oppo.
siiion says Of him when running for
office. her loyalty Is the real thing.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No smartinr-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus.
compounded by our Oculists- not a "Pnt-nt Med.
ielne"- but used In SUCCESSFUL PHYSICIANS Prno-
Ito and sold by Druggists ut pc and Gc per Bottle.
Murine Hye Salve In Aseptic Tubes, Csc and SOC.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
A FrIend7

Il saw a friend Of yours the other
day"
did you? Who was he?"
burlington. He was telling us
how he picked you out Of the gutter
and set you on your feet"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
CREAM OF RYE

For health and energy eat it for
breakfast. Reduces cost Of living.
Free Silver Spoon in every package.
Ask your grocer for a package.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

Nothing pleases some people mort
than the opportunity to spread bat
news about their neighbors.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
SPEAKING AIriIy.

First Aviator-How far Is 1t to the
next gasoline reservoir?
Second Aviator-Two %graveyards
and q spiral glide to your left, old
man.--Life.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

And sometimes the girls father for.
bids a young man the house, when
It wasn't the house he wanted.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma.
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c n bottle.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
womanIike.

Crawford-How did your wife come
to buy you all those suspenders?
Crabshaw-I think she wanted tho
pretty boxes they came %in.-Judge.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

Contrary Human Nature.
People seem to find It easier to be
kind than to be genuinely appreciative
of u kindness done them.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

The theory that misery loves com
pany accounts for ONE marriages.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

A few weeks Of matrimonial train
ing will enable a man to predict BRAIN
storms In advance.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11
Misleading Sneezes.

Misleading Sreezes.
How did o come on with your
study Of the Russian l%anguage?"
Not well. While ! was trying to
pronounce a few words our family
physician came along and forced mo
to take all kinds of medicine to break
up q cold"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

"Lost-A golden hour. set to so dL.
almond minutes. There Is no reward,
for 1t Is gone forever."-Beecher.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-11

PILES CURED IN O TO II DAYS
Your druggist will refund money II PAZO
MENT fails TO cure any case OF Itching, Blind
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 81 70 Ia days. bDc.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-12-13
Pussy Wants Corner

1t is easily within the memory of living that
the liquor traffic sat in the seat of lord, showing
itself that it lord 1t ruled in politics. business
social affairs and sought to lay its foul hands
the church of Jesus Christ.
But things have changed. Your one-tme liquor
lord is cooling like sucking dove.
The church has mathematical the whole damn
able business. The business greets the saloonst
with Scat
The medical profession has served notice OF
custer on alcohol from the medicine kit.
The railroads have eliminated alcoholics from
among their employees
The manufacturers rapidly taking the
position. Hence it u.s. when some msft preacher
frayed politician backwoods scientist speaks
in the slightest degree favorably the liquor business
there is much shufng of shoe leather in the liquor
camp, and the SISSY" liquor press teens with items
about the Reverend Dr." "The Eminent Scientist
So-and-So"
The miserable traffic has been hit with brick so
often recently that it whnes and yeps when deccn,
looks at it.
1t longer demands the earth. The pos
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-12-13
"Why Set Us to Fightin9?"

That is what the Ogden (Utah) Examiner says
in it's complaint about the address made in that city by
former Governor Robert B. Glenn, of North Carolina.
Examiner says, Gail good citizens agree with Mr..
Glenn in his eloquent presentation of the evils of
strong drink"
Governor Glenn proposed to fight these same adj
mitted evils and to quit protecting them by law But
Examiner protests:
1t is be regretted that salared agents the Anti
Saloon League and ambitious ride the issue the
League raises work to force people fighting
each other again. and destroy the and serenity of
people who forgetting the wounds of the old battle
"Why set to fighting"
The chief difference between a MAN and his
mouse is that MAN will fight vested wrong; he
will fight when his home is assailed; he will fight
when his country is attacked he will fight for the
good of his city. When he vested wrong,
if it is pretty strongly ntrenched he will fight it.
The mouse will run for its hole squealing "Why
set to fghting?"
If you are man, be MAN. if you are mouse,
be mouse
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-12-13
THE AMERICAN ISSUE

session of small corner, safe from the attacks
from the militant temperance hosts, would provoke
gadness in the liquor heart; but that corner it can
not find Public sentiment is rapidly changing in
reference to the liquor traffic, and will soon issue an
edict for it's entire destruction.
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-12-13
December IS, 1912.
Governor En1mitt O'Nedl

Emmitt O'Nea is governor of Alabama 1t was
a Prohibition state when he was elected
Emmitt O'Neal took solemn oath to obey his
oath of office and enforce the law.
Instead of obeying his oath Of office and enforc-
ing the Prohibition law ONeal made mockery of his
oath and deliberately encouraged violations of the
law, because he said Prohibition was not the thing
but that local option what needed.
He created such condition of lawlessness that he
succeeded in getting the statewide law repealed and
local option enacted in it's stead.
There is pending in Congress what is known as
the Kenyon-Sheppard bill, designed protect local
option districts we'll Prohibition states from law
less interstate shipments of liquor.
Such measure would help protect the local
option districts of Alabama from blind pigs operated
under federal protection.
Where is Governor O'Nea in this crisis?
Instead of helping to enact the Kenyon-Sheppard
BILL which would protect the local option districts of
his state, he out in three-column article
in the newspapers opposing this interstate bill
in the interest Of the blind tigers of his state.
In other words, Governor O'Neal is just as dis
loyal to his own local option law he was state
wide Prohibition.
The oath that he took to enforce the local option
law is worth than the oath that he took to
enforce the state Prohibition law.
It is sorry day when the oath of the governor
of great state is worth than the passing
profanity of Gyp The Blood
The American issue. [volume] (Westerville, Ohio) 1912-19??, 1912-12-13
The COlOred Brother

The Maryland Anti-Saoon League has organized
department for coored men. 1t has separate office,
in charge of Rev. D. Dewitt Turpeau, former pastor
of an A. NJ E. church in Baltimore.
The movement is worth whle-abundantly so.
In the past, drys have complained much about the
adverse of the black in Prohibition contests.
There may have been and doubtless has been much
justice in such complaints.
But maybe the drys have some to chide
themselves for having generally left the black
out of consideration in the campaign
The colored man is of the chief sufferers from
the licensed saloon 1t is generally drunken mob,
spewed out of licensed saloon that lynches negro
and often gets the wrong negro.
In West Virginia, much attention paid to
arousing the negro to his interest as the white
A colored Prohibition bureau was in charge
of young colored prince L. w. Farrar and so
getc did Farrar work that his own home was mysteri
ously burned night, and Farrar and family barely
escaped with their lives and clothes.
Let print the result in b1ack-faced type:
If there had not been single white vote cast in
the amendment contest in West Virginia, the state
would still have gone for probition the colored vote
alone would have decided it right.
Sit down log by the roadside and think this
The daily sentinel., 1912-09-30
Associated Press.

Associated Press
Cincinnati. o., Sept. 3O.-The fol-
lowing bulletins concerning the
worlds baseball championship series,
which begin IN New York October S.
MS well as the revised rules that will
govern the series, We're issued today
by the national baseball commission. .
The public is cautioned against
paying higher prices for admission
than those fixed by the commission,
which has hearty cooperation from
the municipal authorities in each city
in the suppression Of ticket scalping.
Play Will begin on each grounds at
pm.
A rain check coupon will be at
tached TO every ticket placed on sale
The official ball of the National
League Will be used on the National
League grounds and the official ball
OF the American League on the Amer
lean League grounds.
The revised rules OF the commits
sion for the conduct of the series are
as follows:
A scheduled game, postponed for
legal cause called before 1t becomes 4
regulation game or terminating with
the score tied, shall, unless the sched-
ule explicitly provides to the con-
trary. be played off on the grounds
for which IL was scheduled before
the succeeding scheduled game for
the other city shall be contested, and
the dates assigned for subsequent
games shall thereupon be moved for
ward.
Before the commencement of the
sixth game, the commission shall de-
termine by lot when and where the
seventh game shall be played in the
event that an additional game be re-
Quired to decide the winner OF the
series.
The secretary of the commission,
as required by section OF the regu-
lations Jointly enacted for the gov
ernment of the worlds series by the
National and American Leagues,
shall notify all eligible players as
soon as It is definitely asCertained
which teams will compete, that they
Will be held individually amenable
to all provisions of the playing rules,
and be subject to discipline for yiO-
lation thereof, regardless of the eX-
piration of their contracts with their
respective clubs.
The umpires. whose authority in
these contests shall be supreme, shall
| be the sole judges of the fitness OF
the grounds for commencement and
continuation of games, and shall elect
from the field any player who uses
improper language, employs unfair
tactics or violates any rule for the
conduct of the game.
Spectators will not be permitted tC
encroach or stand on the playing
field at any point. A club that plans
to accommodate patrons in excess OF
The daily sentinel., 1912-09-30
Here, Fans, is the Dope you Want
on The Worlds Series Ball Games

the regular seating capacity OF its
plant is required 10 erect. with the
approval of the authorities and the
permission OF Tho commission, safe
temporary stands Of circus seats, with
n strong 3-foOt railing in front there
Of, extending from the grand stand
or skirting the Outficld. The left or
right field emergency seats shall not
be- less than 215 feet from the home
plate.
The team that wins the worlds
championship is required 10 dishand
Immediately thereafter, and its mem
bers are forbidden to participate as
individuals or as team in eXhibi-
tion games during the year in which
such worlds series was decided.
The players pool shall be restrict
ed TO 90 per cent of the receipts of
the first four games, after the de-
ductioH Of the commissions 10 per
cent thereof, regardless whether one
or more of such games shall result
in a tie.
A day during the following cham
pionship season. to be agreed upon
by the commission and the victorious
club, shall be designated for the pres
entatlon of the championship emblem
provided by the commission.
A certified check for $4,000, pay
able to the order of the chairman OF
the commission, shall be deposited
with the secretary of the commission
by each qualifying club three days
before the commencement of the Sc
ries, as a guarantee that IL will. rs
provided in section 10 of the Joint
regulations for the government of the
worlds series, faithfully carry out all
3 of fhRgn rft1nu pnl rauttln M
such others as the commission may
make hereafter to govern such con-
test. and that 1t will not exercise the
arbitrary right or privilege of aban-
Goning the series until it has been
completed and the championship de-
termined. Such certified check, or
so much of its face value as the
commission may deem adequate shall
I be forfeited and credited TO the funds
/ OF the commission If. on inyestiga-
tion, club is adiudged to have vio-
/ lated any of its obligations.
Neither of the contesting clubs
shall give or pay any bonus or prize
to any or all'of its players before or
after the completion of the series,
and player released by club to an
other club In the same league shall
not participate in the proceeds of
l su'h st'i's 40 Pl'seh' VI i'""'"
from his former teammates, the re-
leasing club or any of its officials.
/ The official scorers appointed by
the commission are Francis c. Rich
ter of Philadelphia and r. Taylor
Sphinx of st. Louis.
! The national commission, with its
/. business representatives, umpires, Of
fetal scorers and respective owners
OF the Contesting clubs, Will meet in
| New York Monday, October :, when
special instructions Will be given TO
officials and club owners.
The daily sentinel., 1912-09-30

To the Fruit Growers of the Grand
Valley;
Some of the weather bureau in
struments for increasing the equip
ment OF the Grand valley have ar
rived. 1t is not intended nor is 1t
desirable to establish large number
of stations, but to have few well
distributed sub-stations with stand
ard equipment. At critical times it
is intended TO forecast the minimum
temperatures for each sub-station.
then, by stpdying the relation be-
tween his orchard and the nearest
sub-station, the grower can tell bet
ter what to expect, and more definite
forecasts can be made than at pres
ent.
Each station will be equipped with
maximum thermometer, minimum
thermometer and instrument shelter
The Palisade station has been sup
piled with thermograph also. This
instrument gives a continuous trace
record of temperature changes on i
sheet of paper. With instruments in
a shelter (as has been explained be-
fore) we obtain true air tempera-
lures, which are not recorded by ther-
mometers in the open.
ISllpNlHb IS llal VI lHt slullOnS
and observers:
Nineland. F. F. Derush.
Palisade, f. p. Updegraff.
Clifton, II. c. George.
Fruitvale, c. B. Mofiftt.
Orchard Mesa, d. n. Tillotson.
Pomona, r. f. Turpin.
Hunter, II. Vanderwerf.
Fruita (NW), j. b. Willsea.
1t is also hoped to have set avail
able to obtain temperature readings
in shelter on the ground in Grand
junction, to serve the immediate vi
cinity better than can be done by
the regular station on the Canon
block.
These observers are not intended
to replace the reporters who furnish
temperatures from the orchards on
danger nights during the smudging
season, but to make the forecasts
more explicit and useful.
The daily sentinel., 1912-09-30
TURNER'S GYMNASIUM.

Opens Tuesday, October /. 1912.
Girls, from to 15 years-Tuesday
and Saturday, pm.
Boys, from to 16 years-wednes-
day, pm; Saturday, pm.
Ladies-Tuesday and Friday, 1880
pm.
Young men-Monday and Thurs
day, s pm.
Dues must be paid in advance.
ADAM RETTIG,
9-2S-6t Instructor.
The daily sentinel., 1912-09-30
DIXIE TRIO

In big comedy dancing and sing
ing and acrobatic novelty. Special
scenery and electric effects. Don't
mise this big extra feature. Watch
for the big finale. At the Orpheum,
Of course, the house of varieties.
9-30-1t