The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1912-01-06

iuturr he will edit and publish
Thompson's Magazine of Laughter
NJ Forest Park. Ill. The first issue
ulll appear within very short time
Success to Mr.. Thompson in his new
undertaking.
"What's the matter with Biffersr
Don't mind him. He's got a crazy
notion that he's losing his memory
What makes him think soy Why,
he can't remember whether the Chi
nese empeTorS name is Pu Vi or III
Yu.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer
"A handsome man smiled at me in
town today"
.'Oh. well don't feel bad about it.
Some women look even funnier than
you dO."-Houston Post.
Little drops OF water
In the can Of milk
Bring the milkman's daughter
Pretty gowns Of silk.
q don't believe I'll take that gown
after all
why mott"
1t feels too comfortable on me to be
stylish. Free Press.
DO you know where little boys go
who are cruel to innocent animals?'
'YeS'm.
We'll. where"
DE same place dat swell ladies do
what makes dair husbands carry all de
ShOppin'. Life.
You may post IL on the barn door,
You may string 1t on the fence,
But the fact remains,
II IL shines or rains.
You can't learn a born fool sense!
Atlanta Constitution.
Once could have bought the site OF
Chicago for $500 in Mexican money"
Il know how it is. old chap. 1 had q
chance TO buy beefsteak once for IL
cents a pound. Washington Herald.
Marriage is n lottery" quoted the
wise guy.
Gee, Then poor Adam only had one
chance reflected the simple mug
Philadelphia Record.
/ bought little bungalow
A year ago last fall
Twas bought on the installment plan,
With the accent on the stan.
MIC.
pest upon your scribbIers.
Vile, BOetastfng hacks!
Pray cut their accents out, sir,
With the accent on the Ak
-E.eloise.
New York Mail.
no; the world is too ,prosaie nova !
days. When | fall In love / shall never
inquire who her parents are or wbeth-
er she has money-only when I marry"
-Fliegende Batter.
isn't that Miss FEwIer singing
a1Oss the wayT' ]
Yes. wish she belonged to sgrand /
opera company, a.. 81. ... 4
you surely don't a6ink she can !
sAg?
Not at all, but grand opera COM
panies never come 70 this town
Birmingham Age-Herald
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Oh. 1ets reform this busy -SeFth!
1sst ~ tell on aUr AnINeagS WUFth.
But let US now and then be gay,
admitting some things are o. K
-washIngton star.
Modern Journalism is q marvellous
thing"
That's Shat, Some papers UEnAge
to keep the basebdH page gOtng an 4
Winter."-Kansas City Journal.
What have they put mp that Scaf-
folding round the church tower fort"
It's for shortsighted people who
want to know the time."-Pele Mele.
6raasos and LCmtoaas.
there ere 4OFysseven 1Srted0 ~ 4
lemons md @lEhty N Ur4nges.
penksys On Egypt
In Egypt the women still follow. TIE
ancient custom Of riding on donkeys.
The animals are sman and well train
q and carry hair burdens sbOut wiki
cut remonstrance. The riding under
these conditions demands no especial 4
skill Of horsemanship. The women
make q great convenience Of these lit
tie steeds, riding them, 10 market Or to
their shopping as wen as on consid-
cradle journeys. 1
Time by Candle Light.
In the ninth century the English |
King, ALFRED, taught his subjects to
Measure the flight Of time by candle
three Inches 10 burn an hour and Six |
candle, a..