davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
WOMEN SHOULD NEVER
ss USE HARSH PHYSICS

Women are especially susceptible to
constipation and their more delicate
organisms rebel at tho violence of
cathartics and purgatives. Drastic
medicines like salts. mineral waters,
pills and powders may afford tempo
rary relief. but their violent action on
the stomach and bowels tends to up
set the entire system.
A mild laxative is far preferable and
more effective. The combination of
simple laxative herbs with pepsin pre-
scribed by DR.. w. B. Caldwell. and
sold in drug stores under the name of
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. is ideal
for women. being gentle in action. pos
tive in effect and pleasant to the
taste. A spoonful Of Syrup Pepsin at
night will bring natural relief next
morning and. used regularly for a
brief period. will SO strengthen and
tone the muacles OF the stomach and
bowels that there will be little. II any.
further need for medicine.
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin can be
procured in any drug store. Your
name and address on a postal to DR..
w. B. Caldwell. 203 West St.. Month
cello. ILL.,. will bring free trial bot
tie by return mail. Adv.
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
MADE HIM SOMEWHAT TIRED
to Be Rid Of the Company Of
Sam jackson.

"Twan't all account O. dat yaller
gal. Saliny." explained Nose. talking
with difficulty through the bandages
that swathed his face.
II goes out walking wild her and
along comes dat Sam jackson. what
she's been keeping company with.
Widout saying u word dat man comes
over and busts me in de mouf. No
sooner did ! get up dan. BAN! He
lands on my lef' year and over goes
again.
"After that he hit me In this year
and then In the other one: and
stomped on me while l was down.
When got up and began to run he
followed. kicking me every yuther
step.
Il never got so tired Of a cullud
man in all my life!"
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
CHAPTER xxxv.
Mr., and Mrs. Little Jimmie.

Mr.. and mrs. llttie Jimmie.
Mrs. Sammy Whitcomb had longed
for the sweet privilege OF squaring
matters with Mrs. Jimmie Wellington.
Sneers and back-biting. shrugs and
shudders OF contempt were poor COM
pensation for the ever.vivid fact that
Mrs. Wellington had proved attractive
to her Sammy while Mrs. Yelling
toms Jimmie never looked at Mrs.
Whitcomb. Or II he did. his eyes had
been so blurred that he had seen two
of her-and avoided both.
Yesterday she had overheard jim
mie vow sobriety. Today his shining
morning face showed that he had
kept his word. She could hardly wait
to begin the Irritation which. she
trusted, would render Mrs. Wellington
heIplessly furious for six long Reno
months.
The Divorce Drummer interposed
and held Jimmie prisoner for time.
but as soon as Mr.. Baumann released
him. Mrs Whitcomb apprehended
him. With a smile that beckoned and
with eyes that went out like far-cast
ttshhooks, she drew Leviathan into
her net.
She reeled him in and he plounced
in the seat opposite. What she took
for bashfulness was reluctance. TO
add the last charm to her success.
Mrs. Wellington arrived to see It.
Mrs. Whitcomb saw the lonely Ashton
rise and offer her the seat facing him.
Mrs. Wellington took 1t and sat down
with the back OF her head so close to
the back OF Mr.. Wellington's head
that the feather in her hat tickled his
neck.
Jimmie Wellington had seen his
wife pass by. To his sober eyes she
was n fine sight as she moved up the
aisle. In his alcohol-emancipated
mind the keen sense OF wrong en-
dured that had driven him forth to
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
Wireless Map.

A novelty in the way OF maps has
just been issued by the German impe'
rial postofflce. which has compiled a
chart showing the principal wireless
telegraph stations In the world. The
object Is to advertise the facilities
now afforded in Germany for "draht-
lose" telegraphy. German stations
are. OF course, given special promi.
nence on the map. and in this connec.
tion 1t Is interesting to note that the
station ut Neuen Is claimed to be the
most powerful In existence. its range
being 2.l00 miles. This is two hun
dred miles more than that of Eiffel
tower.
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
A Women PLAY the Game,

Two Kansas City sisters were max
ing a round OF calls few days ago.
There were many to be made. and
whenever there was nobody at home
and cards could be left with the maid
there was that much gained. One
of the sisters smiled contentedly
when the callers. as had happened
several times that day. were inform.
ed that the prospective hostess was
not at home. The other sister re.
pressed the smile severely.
You mustn't look SO pleased when
we don't find them at home" she
said. az they went down the walk.
they may be watching us out OF the
window"
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.

In thi age Of research nd pcr ment Al nature
pIncssof man. Science hns indeed made giant stridcs
in the past century, nnd among tht-by no means
lenst In medicine Ii TINT OF
Therapin. which has been used Wit erent snccss in
French llosptu and that II worthy tho attention
Of thoss who suffer fr'n kidney. bladder. nervous
Diseases chronic wenkncsses uice rs skin cruptons.
frDm tho big stir created amongst specialists. that
THERAPlON Is destined To cast into Obliv Ion all
those questionable remedies that formerly tho
sole reliance of medical men. u is OF course impOs-
bibls to tell sufferers NIL should like TO tell them
In this shor, article; but those who would like TO
know more nbout this remedy that hns effected sc,
many.we might almost say. miraculous curos,
hnonIa Send ndarrsscq enveiope TOT EkEE nook y
london. Eng and decide for hems.lvcs Mhet her be
or No Is what they r:qnir and hays beon seeking
and unha ppIness Therapion Is sold by druggists
mail LOO Fougcrn Co., 10 Bcek mnn It,, Now YORK.
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
Demands OF Trade.

~ Demands Of Trade.
1T would seem a flagrantly clear
case" said the magistrate. adding. to
the burglar, who had been hailed be-
fore him. what have you to say for
yourself?"
Not much, your honor. But l hope
you can give me short sentence.
This is my busy season."-Judge.
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
Peter Doubts Recipe for Success.

when | am asked" the Mime
apolis Messenger quotes Peter Doubt
as saying, "the secret OF success. i"
surely nobody ever came to you for
that" interrupted his wife. with just
a touch OF sarcasm. Not up to so
far" admitted Mr.. Doubt. calmly.
But some day some one will. Bound
to. Everybody over fifty years OF age
is asked. sooner or later. to say what
he thinks is the secret OF success.
Simply this: II you feel that you
must be born. try to be born lucky"
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
Creditors.

"Bliggins says he owes everything
to his Wife"
THAT isn't true" replied Bliggins'
father-in-law. His wife quit lending
him anything years ago and then he
started In owing me."-Washington
Star.
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA. safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
cepyrasht, Isli. by u. Z. ny %
SYNOPSIS.

fSs ?.sy MsSsSS aar5ssis GssS.?s
sss prsssn,s hSls sheir assins %a 'Ss min,ster 81 On
the wny to the train. Trnnscontinental
and Ira Lathrop. II, Yankee business
s%s setns Tns sispfT. TO- n. ,na naxs s se5mE gm
mile" Wellington. bound for Reno to get
dition SpnSGs % TRIM = IN mnmarn cSh Shc
- also bound for Reno with same OBJ
}ect: Likewise Mrs; Sammy whitcomb.
decorate bridal berth. Rev. and Mrs.
eide 10 cut ioose @ ana Te%ple rem renoSes Yes
Evidence s, Of his calling: Marjorie de, de,
train starts while they are lost in fare
wsii rasssnEers Jon MalGrys class
Mem"n.hatins % fassn baeSeior discovers a s'S%; an
old sweetheart. Annie Cattle. fellow
Preaenef among or sSe vpss passsnsers a 'ST %rs
Wellington henrs Little Jimmie.s voice.
ory reporn sns meet, ;o Marjorie his fnurS to
Qua, quarrel AND Mallory finds vacant
an Mnsuccessfui hunt for . preacher.
Psmpis M HHsss &ns GnxS'Ssn s
to smoke cigar: Sight OF preacher , on
sopes hSs he s"tes "no'hsr ssS ,rain iSfS %iss
Ing hand baggage compels the couple
gets eSder rGm IN hs sys ssd MRS. Gm
mic gives nrst aid. Goodness Is then
resumed. Sttll clergyman. More
borrowing. DR.. Temple puzzled by be-
havior of different couples. Mnrjories
jealousy aroused by Mallory's baseball
the train In hopes that accident will
produce a preacher: Also tries to induce
conductor to hold the train she can
shop. Marjoric's dog is missing. She
pulls the cord. stopping the train. Con-
I.athrop wires for II preacher to marry
him and Miss Cattle. Mallory tells La
to borrow the preacher. Kitty LEVEL
lyn. former sweetheart of Mallorys.
appears and arouses Mnrjorie's jcal-
ousy. Preacher boards train. After
marrying Lathrop and Miss Cattle the
preacher escapes Mallory by lenping
from moving train. Mnllory's detection
moves Marjorie to reconciliation. The
last day on the train brings Mallory
the fear of missing his transport. Mall
'ory gets Nevada marriage license
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06

1t seems the irony Of fate that while
the grass widow is in clover. the real
widow should be in weeds.
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
Retort Discourteous.

Stranger looking at the taximeter)
Mine dollars and fifty cents! told
you l wanted to come. the most di-
rect way. and think you've been
driving me round about.
Cabby-Round agout. eh? You ought
to have hired an aeroplane-Judge
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
The World Of Elegance,

The World Of EIeeanee.
We never buy anything In this ex-
pensive store. Why do you gaze for
hours at those dummies?"
well. Edward. one learns from
them much good manners. don't you
know"
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
CHAPTER xxx,v,-contInued.

CHAPTER HXHlV-Conttnued
Seeing them together. Mrs. Temple
watched the embrace with her daily
renewal OF Joy that the last nights
quarrel had not proved fatal. She
nudged her husband:
See. they're making up again."
DR.. Temple was moved to n violent
outburst for him: We'll. that the
darnedest bridal couple-l only said
darn. my dear"
He was still more startled when MIR.
Baumann. cruising along the aisle.
bent over to murmur: Can fix you a
nice divorce?"
DIR. Temple rose In such an attitude
OF horror rs he assumed in the pulpit
when denouncing the greatest curse
OF society. and Mr.. Baumann retired.
AS he passed Mallory he cast an ap-
preciative glance at Marjorie and.
tapping Mallory's shoulder. whispered:
mo wonder you want marriage H.
cense. I'll be in the next car. should
you meet me-" Then he went on his
route.
Marjorie stared after him in won-
der and asked: What did that person
mean by what he said?"
Its all right. Marjorie" Mallory
explained. in the highest cheer: I'VE
can get married right away"
Marjorie declined to get her hopes
up again: You're always saying that"
But here's the license-sce?"
What good is that?" she said;
there's no preacher on board"
But that man is justice OF the
naaca and he'll marry 49,"
Marjorie stared at him incredulous-
": THAT creature!-before all these
passengers?"
mot at ALL" Mallory explained.
We'll go into the smoking room."
Marjorie leaped to her feet. aghast:
"Elope two thousand miles to be mar
ried in a. smoking room by Yiddish
drummer! Harry Mallory. you're
crazy"
Put Just that way. the proposition
did not look SO alluring as at first.
He sank back with a sigh: Il guess
AM. resign"
He was as weary OF being "foiled
again" as the villain OF cheap melo-
drama. The two lovers sat in twi-
light of deep melancholy, till Mar
1orie's mind dug up new source OF
alarm:
Harry. I've just thought OF some
thing terrible"
Lets have it." he sighed. drearily.
We reach San Francisco at mid
night and you sail at daybreak. What
becomes OF me?"
Mallory had no answer to this prob
lem, except grim: I'll not desert
you"
But we'll have no time to get mar
ried."
Then" he declared with iron re-
solve, then I'll resign from the
army"
Marjorie stared at him with awe.
He was so wonderful, SO heroic. But
what will ,h~ country do without
Yuu?"
The Ordway new era., 1912-12-06
He AnaWered Truly.

Father-How is 1t that | find you
kissing my daughter? Answer me.
sir! How is It?
Young Man-Fine. sir; fine!-Satire.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23
by Cynthia Grey


A peach has the most exquisite
complexion in the world. Upon
this fact is probably based the
fashion of twentieth century
beauy connosseurs who some
times liken a beautiful woman to
a beautiful peach. And from
this has come the rather inele-
CANT but entirely appropriate
slang expression:
"She is a. PEACH"
Few fruits can equal the lus-
cious fragrance of the peach.
In almost every country 1t is
noted for It's flavor and dainti-
ness of texture.
The peach belongs to the ap-
ricot, plum and cherry family.
The question of Its exact orr
GIN ia a moot question. Darwin
said 1t was an evolutionized form
of the Wild almond.
The flavor of the almond is cas-
| lily tasted In the kernel of the
peach.
The peach is not only a thing
of beauty. 1t has many uses. 1t is
we'll to remember in eating the
raw fruit that IL should be fully
ripe to be entirely wholesome.
In its perfect stage of ripe
ness the peach has been given
even to typhoid patients when all
other fruits were forbidden. II
has often been found beneficial
in serious cases of intestinal dis
order.
Fresh or stewed. the fruit IL
laxative.
The seeds and flowers OF
peaches are used in the manufac
ture of a liquor called Persico.
The bruised pits give to almosl
any alcoholic liquor the flavor Of
Noyeau.
The flowers of the tree, steep
ed, are. thought to exert. TO Q
moderate extent. a sedative influ-
ence over the nervous system.
The blossoms, although acting
as poison to the skin of some
children, are used considerably il
Europe in the treatment of in
fantibe diseases.
The leaves. Nike the kernel
when rubbed or stepped in hot
water, give out a strong almont
flavor.
Oil is distilled from both leal
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23

On account of the death of Mrs.
Bert Hilliard. the White Glover
chapter. o. u. g., will postpone
their entertainment until July 81.
Miss Martha Wagner, who has
been visiting In Seattle during
the Potlatch, Is home again.
Mrs. Nicolay HasseIo, after an
extended visit to the East, In
Guiding Anticipation in an alumni
reunion in Kansas City, returned
home yesterday.
Miss Lillian CiuIow, of Vancou-
yer, b. c., Is visiting with her
sister, Mrs. Dix Rowland. OF North
Proctor street. Miss Cluiow will
be married to A. G. Thompson on
July 81.
Changing the date from Friday
to Saturday Mrs. w. b. Coffee will
entertain the Illema club at her
home on Harbor Heights Satur-
The Woman's Missionary So
ciety of the First Congregations
church will be entertained by
Mrs. w. O. Wheeler tomorrow att
ernoon at her country home at
Sylvan.
Mrs. w. ID. Cunningham, of the
Hotel Bonneville, returned from
Mt. Tacoma yesterday afternoon.
Don't cook this weather---cold
roast meats of all kinds, salads,
home cooked beans, etc. A thous-
aud goodies TO choose from in
Tacoma's leading delieatessen -
Duenwald's, 313 18th near @. 80
Mrs. j. II. Masterson, 40 st.
Helens avenue, will entertain the
New Idea Embroidery club at her
home Thursday afternoon.
Smith Floral Co. 11i6 So. C.
Mrs. NJ. #. Farley, of MusISO-
gee. Okla. Is visiting her son
Myran s. Wright, COS South G.
street. Mrs. Farley Is correspond
ing secretary of the Oklahoma
Federated clubs,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23
A Hero in a Lighthouse

For years ]. s. Donahue, SO.
Haven, Mich. civil war captain.
as a lighthouse keeper, averted
awful wrecks. but a queer fact is.
he might have been wreck, him
self, IL Electric Bitters had not
prevented. "They cured me of
kidney trouble and chills." he
writes, "after / had taken other
so called cures for years, without
benefit and they also improved
my sight. Now, at seventy, / am
feeling fine. For dyspepsia, in
digestion, all stomach, liver and
kidney troubles, they're without
equal. Try them. Only SO cts. at
Ryner Malstrom Drug Co., 93S
Pacific av.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23

SARAH: girl of sixteen is altogether too
young to think of marrying / wonder If you
realize the duties of married woman. Do you
know how to cook and keep house immaculate,
to market and buy food to the best advantage?
Can you and do the other numerous things
of the housewife? These things you would have to
do If you married the young man getting SIS a
week. Remember, my dear, that marriage is
very different from falling in love. Marriage is
business. That's not very romantic, but it is
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23

Where there number of little folks in the family the
appreciates
board
The sensible white checked
Bingham white soutach effective
The belt of scarlet patent leather with gilt buckle This frock
side in Russian fashion.
There the shallow peas being simply pressed in with
French fashion
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23
A YOUNG GIRLS LOVE

Dear Miss Grey: know will think silly
help it, 10 but love boy with all
know he loves me- because of his actions towards He not
silly though possible a
of love a good, Clean honest boy? EYES.
Any dear, do not think silly; and if and
this
two sensible people and love that
will last through lfe-and that is the best all
The love sixteen usually lasting that Is the
idealsc build
imaginary knight lady and embue the ideal with all the
qualities wishes the idol With the realization
that human beings therefore faulty great
SHOCK and the boy girl thinks love is false.
1t fault in being selfshly
in love with ideals.
AS both sensby there is why
several older.
both worthy friendship develop into marriage
world.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23

and kernel. That from the ker-
mel is frequently used as an ABDUL
terant of almond oil.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23
YOUR BUSINESS IS YOUR OWN

Dear Grey: 1 am years of age. When
happiness my cause stating
he going After being weeks he and stole
got a lawyer considerable
brought into and child given to Now,
Miss Grey have never had support of kind from this
1 o city o position and 1 earning al
living people, taken
maiden where I employed Am doing right? II
take my married name everyone asks and makes
things SAINT for me- rase give me ADVICE as TO what
AHonesy always best policy With the baby in evil
how less to maiden
At the time it will comment change
People always ask questions but simply ignore them
they will STOP and likely around to apologize
BABY's BOTTLE
Miss Will tell how much lime
should be used of which is for drinking
poses? Also how much should be put in half pint bottle OF
Al might give directions for making lime water; but
the safest way is to buy prepared at the drug store It is very
bottle right proportion put lime directly the milk
or drinking water--use the lime water.
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND NATIONAL HYMN
president this fair Which is the national hymn sThe Star
spangied Banner" or my Country IT'S Of Thee? -
An suffrage prevails. vote
Country It's of Thee one of our national hymns
THE WESTERN CLIMATE
Dear Miss Grey have Just received a letter from
friend
As for have been here two years this month"; and my
developed three inches. O. M. L.
ALL needs climate to keep the lungs in proper
condition air particularly good
of its salty properties
ASSUMED NAMES AND MARRIAGE
dor Dea M G ns ras e me chat a be- % UNI
"A marriage is considered legal until 1t is
marriage assumed legal
assumed defraud
njue suspicion
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23

8ZH9
ON PERSONAL CLEANLINESS
The first word THE WHOLESOME APPEAR
ANcE OF CLEANLINESS IS A GREAT FACTOR
IN WoMANLY BEAUTY.
I sometimes think that II we would Just do the
little simple things which confront us in everyday
life We would not have to worry about the great
things.
1t is astounding that women have as good COM
plexions they present to view daily the streets
OF our city when they neglect them to such an
tent.
Few women battle themselves properly. Per-
haps it is because that bathing is such ordinary
and universal practice. Most girls apt to think
II can be done any old way.
Many who pride themselves on a
cold bath or shower every morning would not
like it if they were told that NO ONE CAN
fEEP CLEAN By COLD BATHS ALONE.
A cold bath is only to be taken for its tonic
shock. 1t does not cleanse. Over the body there
is minute covering of natural OIL provided you
have not just emerged from hot BATH
What is the action of cold water grease? 1t
hardens 1t. Therefore, cold water on the body only
closes up all the little pores and hardens the oily
substance that overlays them. This is why morn
ing cold bath is prescribed for the prevention of
cold and other pulmonary trouble
To cleanse the body from dirt of daily toll and
contact with city streets, hot bath should be
taken at night, using pure soap, as it needs
10 dispense the oil and dirt on the body The
CLOTH then rinsed carefully with gradually cooling
water until one feels the shock of chill Wig
OrouS rubbing with a bath towel will bring on the
reaction necessary to glow of health.
The face and hands needs individual treat
ment Water should not be put on either the face
or hands more than once day, preferably at
night when takes ones hot bath. If you must
cleanse your hands and face oftener do 1t with
cold cream, otherwise you will show network of
wrinkles upon your face and hands, continual
washing keeps the natural oil away from the skin
and 1t invariably shrivels and becomes lined and
la said thQ apa
much quicker than the face and it is only because
they are washed more often. There is no oil left
in the skin.
If you feel you must wash your hands more
than once day be sure to put on cold cream
afterwards and wipe them off carefully. After
brush rinse well in number of waters, each
cooler than the last, then annoint carefully with a
good cold cream and pat 1t in for about ten min
utes, then wipe off all that remains. This daily
of the complexion will keep it in the best of
order.
upward. NEVER USE A DOWNWARD
STROKE WHEN WASHING OR WIPING
YOUR FACE.
Perfect cleanliness will often help to eradicate
blackheads and acne from ones skin, and for fear
of germs and infection never the wash
and hung in the air. We must realize that the
body is always throwing off poison through every
PORE and only for very few minutes after bath
can we call ourselves sweet and Clean
famous old-time belle asked for her
secret of beauty and she answered: 81 have three;
the first is cleanliness the second is cleanliness
and the third is cleanliness"
Just last word-CLEANIINESS is
THE BASIS OF ALL PHYSICAL BEAUTY.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23
Cynthia's Answers to
Many Questions

January 9, 1892, fell on FRI
day.
President Grover Cleveland was
the last democratic president
elected.
At the United States Military
academy tuition is free.
The colors of William and
Mary's college are white and
orange.
There are said to be 3,424 spo-
ken languages or dialects in the
world.
The vocabulary Of the New
Standard Dictionary of the Eng
lish language aggregates ap-
proximately 100000.
William X. Vanderbilt gave
$4,000 to Vanderbilt UNIVERSE
ty in Tennessee In 1911. p. A.
II. Widener gave 100000 to the
Y. M. @. A. of Philadelphia.
The United Ancient Order Of
Druids was organized in England
in 1881, in America In 1889. The
Court of Honor was organized in
1895.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1912-07-23
THE POSITION AND THE "JOB"

Webster tells lob" a piece Of work; he de-
fines position as office post employment"
Many and do pieces
to you who holding Jobs to develop them into posons
don't the LOB" will
make position
the and individual
his her position, Job
Others there positions
ston responsible?-who allow
"jobs" And a position grinds
On the other hand, job developed
fce lifts the one who holds it above the grind
The boy, girl lob"
than the work WORTH but instead giving attention
the well a
will to
for which the well-executed Job fits