The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-02-09

said, the deacon would PROBABLY ire
him for being an idiot.
Representative Ansberry, OF Ohio,
took to the streets one day this week
when. the "unwritten law against
third terms as president was being
voted on. The congressman said he
would not listen to another word
about Evelyn Nesbitt and Harry
Thaw.
Montgomery will now have an OPP
portunity to see what has never been
there before-a bath towel. Not that
the people there contemplate doing
anything so unusual as taking bath,
but fashion has said that bath towel
gowns are to be worn.
ouida said In all eras and all
chimes a woman of great genius or
beauty has done what she chose
Which means that every woman has
her own way. for every woman is
either a genius or is possessed of rare
beauty.
State candidates should not become
bitter and personal. If your record IS
attacked, let the record either with
stand the attack or be smashed to
pieces.
The 'possum prance is the latest
in dance circles, and the snapshots of
Newport couples participating in the
dance indicate that it is some prance,
too.
Edison says there will be no pow
erty in the world in a hundred years.
However, we do not expect to see Mr..
Edison's statement come true.
When John Temple Graves returns
to Atlanta he will bring with him
enough adjectives to wrap around
every peach Tree l2 Ile slale.
Florida candidates complain of too
much leg-pulling by certain elements.
But of course the sufGragettes don't
want to become eandidates.
When the fable about the COW jump
ing over the moon originated it must
have been when butter was equally as
high as it is today.
you viii be good: never has a pure
thought prompted you to do your
neighbor an injury.
If the present high price of butter
continues the article in the grocery
stores will have to be sold as lin
burger cheese.
AS an advocate Of universal peace
Colonel Watterson doesn't believe in
beginning at home--in the Democratic
party.
Jack rabbits are now used for max
ing clam chowder, but gopher gunbo
is still served in the unadulterated
form.
Hearst thinks so well of his Ran
H. - ~ l. - II.
three sons Randolph as a middle
Should the colonel get the nominal
ton and election, what would become
Of certain Florida Republicans?
Detective Burns appears in the
limelight after searching in the inner
circles of criminals.
Even with Hearst at work in At
lanta il is doubtful whether he can
save the peach crop.
Civil service appointments generally
would knock the political machines
into cooked hats.
Winter visitors to Pensacola find a
warm welcome and an atmosphere of
cheerfulness.
Adam probably never went fishing,
for snake bite relief was not known
| at that time
A rolling stone may gather no moss,
but it has the pleasure of shocking the
moss backs"
A slow-going man is one who sees
the point of q joke after you have got
ten serious.
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Time is said to be the only cure for
love. but time fails to cure the PEN
sion grabs.
Pictures that are turned toward the
wall might be described as looking
backward.
Don't sympathize with the fellow
who does not attempt to help himself.
Seeing into the future is as hard as
seeing into some persons jokes.
And occasionally believers in pro-
tective tariff are sincere.
Opinions of other break the monot-
ony of your own thoughts.
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Hearts easily broken should stay at
home with mamma.
La Follette's boom has experienced
nervous collapse
Sometimes the sweetest music is sn
spoken words.
Banker Morse has decided to live.
JUST FOR FUN.
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