Oxford eagle., 1912-07-04
WONDERFUL DREAM.

A.N1LaaA a hAAAfhfAn
I suppose yCJ have seen the
statement 0f Jhe "Pnv-iciln' .n
regard o. the condition of the
Noted Dreamer Z called at
this doctors Office ami gave him
the facts as near as I possibly
could ABOUT Rows was affected
and he gave me the prescription
suentlelet in his pu1lc -,lsa-
me1-. Z ny once began his treat
ment. agl alas, about the second
night after Z had begun ais usGi-
cal treatment. I had one 0t the
INST hiieouS. most horrible
dreams about this doctor.
dreamed that I went 90 his Office.
where I found be used snljt leg
benches "a seas for his patients.
/ observed a butcher knife about
three feet Ing in one r1er et
has Office and the s1jfe boxed
like he had Il-t used i- % 90 tlia
the hide OF of large TX. by
the presence &C this surgical IN
s----e-r. iu~t supposed him o.
De az expert surgeon. The d1c-
tor was -el-ed en- a stool in the
ceatrai part II his ohce anu
boxed ile very essence Of wi--
dom. noticed a small book
ease made frlu q goods box On
the SIDE 0f the wall. which be
used s9r 2 library
It. i- true a. be- says. he gave
me- a very careful examination
ant then reached 40 in his ls1ra-
~ and c0c a McLean-s almanac
and searched diligently in this
noted medical work q see Il he
could ind anything thar vas ap-
pi.cIbie CD my specific case
Finding nothing in an his uedi-
r5l works that would Ir my case.
hs then gave me- the prescription
mentioned IN his public state
uent. Just At this Ilucturs. Il
stepped another patient. Who hai
gotten Mosquito in his eye ana
90 my great surprise be -ave him
the sane prescription be had
given re You know he toll me
not O. drink any more butter
milk for supper but instead c.
take tEo gallons ~ Lot salty.
water. after which, ea- from I've
o. seven onions and that this 1i-.
would strer -theu NY usEtaI zr
raus-uen 20 { wllli have E.lr-
sense asleep than awake. Afse-
thinking over thls statement
carefully, then saw clearly way
b. had given the uan Viz4 g
masqgI1O n is eye tie sane
prescrlc lcti4n: that u this diet
would strengthen my rental ar
raagelenls, = that would have
more sense asleep than aEaka.
then an the same hyrotazls II
reasoning this diet would st-sa--
then this mans eye - tha- he
could see better at night than he
co4ld in Jay time. Ngw. y5u r--
mem Der he prescribed 30 grains
Of Thyn3I f1r hookworn. tals
shows clearly very strong =ymp-
toms 1f -'GrellnIsu in this 15e-
tor IS he gave au aid remeI.
that the Mound Builders used
lt also shows taat be i n3z uu on
the modern treatment u tals d.
ease, every body knows the latest
remedy f0- heokworu l. E1r the
patient % swallow dfteea Rhode
Island Red hen eggs aud be pep
f=etly Still fer three weeks unsl
these eggs hat-h out. then the
little chicks eat up all the hook
worms This reGeiy ! i casa-
p.ete exteFCInati1n of the hgos-
worm. a complete and sure cure
In I1oSin< a. this doctor a1G
seeing h1w wzse he lo0Sed aad
acted II NJ dreams. I thought
o9 Goldsmith : poem which PIE
sures the Doctor n follows.
The village declared how much
the d9ctlr knew.
Twas certain he could write an
figure ulos
Medicine he coaIl measure. terms
and tides presage-
And even the story raa that he
could euaSe;
In arguing to-, the s5ctor owned
his -lG.
F'e- cen though vanqaished. he
could argue still:
He amazed h. patients al round.
And stIll they gaze1, and sui the
wonder grew.
That one salaiI head could carry
a. he knew
Then my dreams rot furious.
I dreamed that the sun shines al
midnight and the noon at midday
l dreamed that all the water
courses in America flowed up
stream. dreamed tnat flowers
had lost their od0r and trees shed
no leaves 1 dreamed lhat birds
talked and beast 0f bur4en laugh
that men turn to ants and ants u
elephants Now my advice To
my friends l. not 10 call on this
Physician for medical assis-
lance as am growing worse
every day as you can see from
the length Of this dream. I am.
Very truly,
The Noted Dreamer.