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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

minor bruises, is y feat pcrforma,
last Saturday afternoon by the one
ycar-old son of Mr.. and Mrs. ! r
Kickliter, of Walnut street.
Cnnoticed by the grOwn-ups in tn,
house, the baby climbed into chat.
that sat against the railing around
the upstairs veranda and, leanin.
over the railing. was pccring into tho
yard. and cooling to passcrs-by Pres
entity he became ovcr-balaneed ana
fell hcad-long to the brick walk tina.
leads from the doorstep to the gate
Mrs. kicklitcr heard him when II
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

To orr esteemed nam Sake across
Inc bay erecting: Tile rim. whcth-
II oi State or saucer. is the edge.
tie border. The brink. the boundary.
where the thing stops, and the word
was correctly applied to a State by
the Lakeland Telegram in urging
the claims of its town to being the
capital OF the new State of South
Florida. Ours is not the RESPONSE
bility for putting Lakeland on the
ragged edge" Tampa Times.
The above is all right except the
mysterious sentence with which It
concludes Who has been putting
Lakeland on the ragged edgc? Let
rs hear about it, for We have missed
this piece of cruelty in our exchange
reading.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

Who shall be president of the next
state Senate. and speaker of the next
House are always live issues pro
ductivc of much speculation and no
little wirc-pulling in state politics,
and The Palatka News contributes
the following on that subject which
will be of deep interest to at least
two citizens of Florida and command
their warm approval.
There was some politics talked
at the recent special session of the
LEGISLATURE. but there was even more
il, the nature Of wire pulling over
who would fill the places of honor at
The approaching regular session. For
the presidency of the Senate the fay
critic seems to be senator T.. VI. Had
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15
THE GREAT. GOOD LUCK OF
COLONEL ROOSEVELT

The whole country regardless OF
PARTY is profoundly rejOiced at the
escape of Colonel Roosevelt from Sc
rious injury at the hands of the vile
degenerate in Milwaukee who at
tempted his life last night 1t would
have been an awful thing, shock
to the nation and the world. horri-
bic TO contemplate, had the shot been
better aimed.
What effect this near tragedy will
have upon Colonel ROosevelt's
chances in the approaching election
nc OH. can tell ldA' even plausibly
suess There are many emotional
people in the country, hero worship
ptrs with fluid convictions, who NAV
b. switched TO the COlOnels cause,
If they are not already three, by the
Milwaukee shooting; but as the is
sues of the campaign remain as they
were, in no wise affected by the act
0! an obscure and irresponsible
clank or lunatic, it is not likely that
the existing political alignment will
be greatly disturbed.
colonel ROOsevelt's strong person.
ality came into the spotlight mag
nificently just after the shooting and
he becomes the real hero of an in
tenacly dramatic episode which will
increase the number Of his admirers
in this and other lands and dispcll
forever the suspicion entertained by
some that he was IA spectacular fakcr
WHO would weaken at the moment
which tries men s souls and reveals
them for what they really are.
In common with all his country
n.cn we congratulate Colonel ROOse
welt on his escape from a close call
and are deeply thankful that the ma
ton has been spared the shame an |
sorrow that would have followed his
death last night.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

Those policemen down in 81. Pc
tcrsburg who are. on their OWL mo-
ton. laying down the law in vigor-
Gus terms to persons whom they see
mistreating their horses or mules
and taking decisive steps to prevent
overwork and other forms OF cruelty
to the poor animals, deserve the
warmest praise and their example
should be presented to every police
officer in the State There is no rea-
son why an officer should wait for a
warrant to be sworn out in such
cases. He sees the cruelty to the
animal; it is an Offense against the
law, and he should make the arrest
OF the spot just as he would in any
ether case where an OffenSc was
committed in his presence. And ad-
monitions from him to parties mis-
using their dumb animals, even
" here no arrests are made, are al
ways in order and serve to DO good.
lc the testimony of horses and mules
l.; held admissible on the Day OF
.!udgment--and we hope it will be
there will be an awful reckoning for
= large bunch of defendants on that
occasion in addition to the sinners
convicted on other charges. And
there are no little technical jOkers
tc defeat justice in the proceedings
OF that court.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

son. OF MI4n.i, AID Ion The speaker
Alp o. to l.olIse ahoat tArce 70 OH
aua ohtrtd IN lion. !. L. Far-
Ill. d. aaonAiIIa At FAfiis IL
4al a. - ar.t choice Noi
p.r4 .cl fa ia addition has A saod-
Il, n0miet WHO have madc him their
second choice such having already
partially committed themselves u
ether candidates Mr. Farris was
the speaker OF the i'ha session an
was splendid pre.idil.s officer. lie
is aprogressive Democrat in whom
there is no guile.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

i plUnsing hellward at al eyfl
hi-hcr raIe of speed than WAS re-
,ly fixed H. the spocdomctev u
3am WATSON Of Georgia, and III i
a.w hard al work ineubating i
remedy which he Will soon spring
-Non the public.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

struck the walk and s
had happened She lgsa0
stairs and out to tn, nro~n
tie form. The fall had ria
unconscious, but he syoa
consciousness. The f;nily
vas summoned and founl
Child had received NJ sessions
a large lump on The >id
and a painful brni' Va
legs being the o. uu
perllous cXperiou
graph.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

Tom Lawson, he OF "ircnzicd fl
nance" fame. is evidently prcparin"
to corral another large bunch OF
Suckers IIe says the whole country
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

Your vote and your dollar are
what Woodrow Wilson needs. Give
him both, but give the dollar now
the vote can wait until the 9TH Of
next month,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
From the same Office Ia Issued
THE LAKELAND NEWS

weekly newspaper giving . re-
sume of local matters, crop conoI-
lions, county affairs. etc. Sent
anywhere for $500 per year.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

~ael every aiiernoon from Tue
Soma ~ luiidAg. Lakeland, Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-10-15

K. I. HErnERlNGTON. EDITOR.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
LOOKOUT ITEMS

Every thing is doing nicely out
this way.
Some OF our farmers have very
long faces. but however good
rain would soon contrast that into
smiles
Farmers are very busy planting
their crops. Some few have feed
and cotton coming up and If the
sand storms keep up the rest OF II
win be up soon.
Several OF the lookout boys at
tended the foot race at snyder last
saturday. All expressed themselves
as being VOL paid for their trip.
We ave agents OF all descriptions
In our country, even few candi-
dates
Our Sunday school Is progressing
nicely, hi fact Il is we'll to say that
lookout Is coming TO the front
BRO. Leslie OF Hermlelgh filled
his regular appointment at Book
out last Saturday and Sunday.
Buck Roa one OF Bookout's most
charming young men is all smiles
OF late. Wonder why?
Lee simmons of Dermott who had
the misfortune to get his leg brok-
en- last week is reported to be do
ing nicely.
The patrons have extended the
school another month That speaks
well for Prof Mables doesn't It..
Everyone you meet has piece
OF asafootida around his neck to
scare on meningitis.
MIR and Mrs lack Lindley were
visiting MIR. and Mrs. John Brown
ing last sunday.
Mrs. Bessie Hicks OF Dermott was
reported real sick for several days
past week, but we are glad to say
she is up al this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Russell OF Sny-
der visited Boaz Scrivner and fam
lily last Sunday.
Quite a number Of young people
OF White Blum Community attended
services at Bookout last SUNDAY.
The farmers wives have fine
crop OF young chickens coming on.
Guess that sounds good to the
preachers.
A HUSTLER.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
NOTlCR ~ CREnTroRS
- FlNAL MEETING.
On the Disrrass Ceurl 90 nc Cuitci
Stare> So thr NosTfcSn nis-
rrscs 90 TcxnS. 81 Ais
lruc.

La ne nssser az jane Clyas Wis
iord. Rtrs-lr,, 70 80, lr hsnk-
rupscy
OFFVCE o. REFESEE
Anlcrt. rrx- Ar-l Is lSl1
70 ths 5-c6Eo-s ~ James C,vst Ms
lord az shs Corryy a. Sru-rE lr
M afSric, ltorasnit-
raRe noire thaf lht ma meet
sng oi thf r~rElu-s Uf 1nmas Clrac
W-nsiurd vr0 has been aLiu1crd a
aaniruFc under en- az ul cuug-ess
onsrled An Ar rr r-rgaar ior q
uriforu Svr-u uf SnnfrurcGy- AZ
ss==1ef 1u,r d -SsS. v5I -al'r rlnce
81 ny oricf lr M rlC a. Ahllune.
DLrlur c.nmc,. Tess n tht tcu-tA
als u- GEy a n. 1s11 1s 40 cslcck
m rht ir-enrur sr ar1uint ana 49,
ann ne nuu, urcuura az ,he I-m-
49, on srif t1rtrurrr rusa urr -
49, ir NJ r.EIae rn1 nral,t uluslls al
~ rrn.e 81 $50 larE-uL
* * lEeEII
nrlrra l1 onrt-r1l
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
FOR AGED PEOPLE
Old Folks ShOuld he Carcfal In their
selection 81 RcgnlAgive Ncii-
cine


We A~'e sac 1e'''-- --'''' -''1 ~
tose'hcr ideal remedy that . par
ticrlarS adapted q the require
mcuts % Sect pcople and persons
o. weak consiitutions who su1er q
constipation or ether hoWel tisoT-
dsrs We are - cerlaln that q Vlll
-tliere these complaints ana Eive, al
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

TO prevent puonmoaia. q cola sell
ilcd in ne luacs should oe attended
% al once. Put a fsERRlCK'S Rid
PEPPER Porous PLASTER on she
chest ana take Balar5's Horehound
syrcp iute-nRlig u IS q Vinning CON
tIuauon. Bay ire aonAr sire hore-
hound S,rEs you SCI Porous plzs-
Ter oroe via each So.ile. Sold ~ al
lruecis-s
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
Farmer Hurt nv Horse

Mt Arthur Eastman, a farmer
living ten or twelve miles west OF
snyder was engaged last Saturday
evening In shooting a horse, when
the animal paved him on the head.
inalietlng long ugly split in the
scalp The flow OF blood was great
and the injured man hurried into
town who're the wound was dressed
and the flow OF blood stopped
Mr. Eastman Is still laid up but
Is said 60 be doing as well as could
De expected. considering the sever
ity OF the hurt.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Il Is said thar the leaders in rail-
road affairs In New York are seek
ins % have the Commission Control
set ASIDE a. unconstitutional
THIS would pat an trafne charges
hack or the old basis where roads
cocld % a. they please There Is
great dsneer thar they miehi eei a
bench 90 spdecs TIA; viii srani the
order they want
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Tho correct treatment for cuts,
burns, scalds. wounds. sores, lumba-
so. rheumatism or neuralgia is BAL
LARD'S SNOW LiNIMENT. Il is
healing, penetrating and antiseptic
which Is everything that is needed to
effect complete cure. Prices 25c, so
and $500 per bottle Sold by all
druggists.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

NJ and Ms T. q. Kimhrouch
we've In touu WEDNESDAY from Ru-
"a Rouie ard pAiie Nrs. Kim
o-augA vEs sAoEq.1g. AT KIM
t-o-sh tavo-e6 the Sienal ofnoe
vith MS seuial preserve aad uovea
rs dale uP nocch. re sistet thar
Ass family have ha1 a ssese 90 the
nanps,. hui thsy are au aSout o,-
e. & ncs
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
,.lNlsS oIlrN ACnnN

TIC Snyacr nrug COMPANY rcportS
tast a SiN6l.E DOSE 90 SIMPLE buck
thoJu BARK sNctrne. olc 49, con-
pounded in Adlori-Ss tht new Ger
maa anpentiogs romcly RELIEVES
constipation of gss on the ssomssh
almost INSTANTLY
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

2. W Weeks. NJ n. tsnalasGa.
Texas has customer who walked
ageen miles % his store Tor bot
tie 81 Noley's Money and Tar Com
pound 10 CONTAINS no opiatos cures
coeghs. colds hropchiiis. hoarscncSs
and ucGline Ia tArosi. Best sor CHI
5re0 and eropn persons
SNYDER Drug 90
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

II you cat something that dIsagrees
with you. don't let Il work It's own
way through. Il 10 slow process and
makes you feel bad. Get rid OF II
quickly by taking dose OF HERB
iNE. Il drives out Impurities In the
stomach and bowels and you'll feel
better, Price go cents. Sold by all
druggists.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Tho signal force had treat on
"Wednesday In the way OF can OF
delicious Ice cream with complI-
mcnts OF Mr. John Savage, propri-
etor OF the snyder Bottllng Works.
The boys paid due respect TO the
dcloctahlc courtesy and wanted
moro
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
Personal and Local
- ~ , > . .


} You can use nncklon's Arnica
salve to cure children OF eczema.
rashes, tcttor, chafings, scaly and
rrusicd humore MS well as their ac-
cidcntal injuries cuts. burns,
bruises, etc with perfect safety Moth
ing else heals 80 quickly, For boils
ulcers, old running or fever sores or
piles Il has no equal s5 cents az all
druggists
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

ne ricr,c saasr. r-l s,cI -
hr-e. mtn-ior ths - rhs-t gil
me q ume-lsus -rCnes-s maaf az M
or r,rrutsssa1 be- a~c ~ sasu-s
~ 1rsrlere las ereE rUr- MA
ul.usrt are Z an tu-cre 10 -uruzs
go rron 1hs -lue an. NJ nus 81
ouuusnrr an1 hEy ur i-ae E-ruuas
~ ~ l1u-pust-
49, ~ RuzI
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

-h1r uers- look ArseAt &C. oss
~i-h '1hs Aues Ten % cre tAe t-,s
ne b a slugrish Ers-. HInas TIE sys.
ten VA slldous poisca- sAat N
SinEs Ssv Lzie PMS uscla sxpel.
~ thrn. Lex Re SAY co aetssr ses,.
MS end -tht alsss~ soss Tor sson-
Al. lvs- and EancS IS cer,s 3,
a. crurrs
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

7lere q q vnnar vno ,T,nnls fN,r g.a-
eoaAl koevle>lce sna lons strsrof,e va
Nh n III. kcogsA. ~ Mslsaa ~, Who ssvs
u knte Ron tSreieencf ttti NAanht7lsiu
Vc,gA fe1o.iy b. a. s.a,arof to trs oshcr
For sroor ftTe il nothsuS lhsl Sxcols a.
fcr ale H. AZ acsicrs
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Every family that has children Is
liable to have Group, invariably at
night. II nAll.ARn'S hoRE'
HOUND SYRUP II kept In the house
Il saves golns after the medicine az
an lnconNcnlent time and cheeks Mc
attack promptly Price 2Sc. sec,
and $500 per hottie, sold by an dr0s
cis,s,
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

j % Mcorc and Wlle lc1 rhDrs-
5sy tor ihoiF homo az Rrovnncla
amer Fist hcre W5th } q Ricss
SDt ismil, MIS- Moore vas rciurn-
ne from fy worth
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

SNYDER people can we'll AFFORD TO
be courteous to Governor ColQuiti,
tor unless the sentiment toward his
candidacy Is misunderstood. a very
largc majority OF the people here
viii vote agaias, him
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

The engineers on 90 railroads IN
the East are ahou, TO strike for an
increase 81 rs percent In the WAKE
scale, hui a halt was called q con-
Ter With the Government officials.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

AJAX Mr. y, n, FUndy the Gin Man
ahou, Mehane cotton seed Aot'
g. Nation and Son,
W. ilN stamps went to the farm
at nermott rhuraday, lie says the
land ~ pretty dry there now, hu, at
Dunn this season Ia all that Ia need.
cd now.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

WANTED--To write Hail storm in
surance on growing crops Farmers
wanting such insurance will please
meet me az the City Hotel in Sny-
der MAY ith. u. !. GILBERT. Asst.
ls-at
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

T. &. Addison and family ooard-
"a the noythooUNd Santa BE here
Wednesday Tor their homo a, Wealth
crtord, oklahoma
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

r. A. Palmer has had me eroni 81
his furniture store ,hc Ice BAHIA.
ins. painted a 0rie6, rcd.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Come ana sce rs about Mc0aDo
Cotton Soca. so,i
~ g. Nation q ma son.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Nc Farmer No0 can SCI Nc
Nane cotton secd =, c. Na,9en ana
Soas sotg
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Mobane cotton seed can't be beat
for turn out, You can got thcm at
C. Nation and sons iOtf
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Until the Light Company resumes
the all day electric service can
treat patients with the Xray and cle-
ctricity only In the forenoon OF each
Wednesday and Friday and every
evening of the week after 6;&6 p.
m, Other treatment every day and at
alb hours,
DIR. P'PoOL.
office In wilmeth Building South
west corner OF square.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26

Mr. ]. Il. corley OF tiormlelgh
paid the signal social visit We'd
ncsday
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
mr. LIE T. srINsoN
Veterinary
FOR SALE OR TRADE 4 An

FOR SALE OR TRAnE.-A dne
Standard Bred year old sadie
stallion. chestnut sorrol Is l. Az-zs
weisht l.ooo pounds Misht tzEs
Youus mules or sood team % =rr,es
cot over seven wars old.
r. r DAVIS
ts-2t Suytsr. Texas
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1912-04-26
Good Care of the Hair Makes all Women Fair
Well Known Scalp PrOphyIaCtiC
NewbrO'S HerpiCide


3 md
usually stops az
isno be- heaso
%
r on etgts
OWL DRUG STORE, FvCark.Ms
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13
Curious CONVERSATIONS

A teaspoonful Of salt to a gill o
milk makes a mixture which will re
move most ink stains from clothing
At the usual price Of electricity
motor on a sewing machine will TAX,
10000 stitches for a cent.
Notwithstanding its many higl
mountain ranges Asia has fewer larg'
waterfalls than any other continent
Locusts are doing so much damag,
to crops in Peru that the government
has appropriated money for fighting
them.
The population of Ireland has de
creased more than 10000 in the las
ten years.
Business men of Dawson, Alaska
say that recent fires in the Yukor
have destroyed timber worth $780,.
600, 600.
Throughout the Turkish empire
especially in the rural districts, gole
is boarded in the form of jewelry.
The largest and most elaborate fish
hatchery in the world is being bull
in Kansas at an expense I o that state
Of $4,000.
In Norway electricity is much
cheaper thar steam power on account
of the great waterfalls and mountain
torrents that are harnessed to ma,
chinery.
The French Antartic expedition II
the ship Pourquoi-Jas, SO its surgeon
DR.. Lionville, states, was the frs
polar expedition that ever returned
home with all Its members in a state
of perfect health.
The austerities of the vatican have
been SO far relaxed, it is reported, a,
to allow the Introduction Of a NOV.
ing picture machine into that papa
prison." and the pope. for the frs,
time in his life. has enjoyed the di.
version of seeing the moving films
Views of his old home. Venice, were
particularly appreciated.
Mrs. Mary "A. Hotchkiss of Deer
River left her estate. valued at about
100000. to the Shefield scientific
school. Yale; subject to the use Of the
income for life by her daughter. Miss
Maria Cakes Hitchkiss. The income
of the estate is to be used by Yale
to increase the salaries of the pro-
fessOrs OF the Sheffield school.
A placard has been put up In Char.
ing Cross road, where there are many
old book shops, saying that one or
more is about to be opened with a
stock Of a million vol,mes. This
Ieads a n d newspaper to state
that the biggest book shop in the
world is the Melbourne book arcade,
which has eve less than a couple
of million volumes in view.
Miss Emma G. Mullen of Fox River
(Wis.) and Paris (France) is said to
be n of the highest paid women
wage in the world. She is
spoken OF as one Of the three best
women accountants in this country.
but her large income is made as q
fashion expert. Because of her talent
In this line she has practically given
up her work az an expert account.
ant. Miss Mullen was born and
brought up in. Fox River.
Peacock pie. which figured at tho
Elizabethan banquet held to celebrate
midsummer day. is not q delicacy
likely to tempt all epicures. Still.
most of US would rather eat peacock
than some Of the other birds con.
sumed by our forefathers. In the
thirteenth century the heron. ths
crane. the crow. the stork. the q r
morant and the bittern were consid.
cred excellent for the table. Yet the
m and the partridge were despiseS
as food, and neither was ever served
In n houses Of the wealthy.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13
sERPENTs INSTEAD OF MEN.

Ouida somewhere resurrected a bit
Of ancient French cynicism to the,ef.
feet that "The more I see Of women
the better I like dogs" And now
ome a member Of the new noblesse,
with several hyphens in her name and
much unhappiness In her past, who
dismisses further marriage rumor
with the statement that between men
and snakes she prefers snakes. In a
certain sense the sentiment is not
new. but the question Of vital impor-
tance for a clear calculation of her
attitude Is. what kind Of snakes does
she prefer?-
The most obvious assumption il
that a woman Of elegance and lofty
station would probably prefer a r
ter snake. The dainty circlet dropped.
according to ancient tradition, by the
Countess of Salisbury and afterward
apotheosized as the emblem of a chiv.
alric order. would cast a sort of re-
Elected glory over the harmless garter
snake as a substitute for man.
And yet, on more mature consider
alton 1t may seem hat no woman
east in the traditional mold assigned
"O~s0 "oAS alIy SHAKE Wnlcn
vas harmless any more than she
would want a man who was jejune.
spicene. and colorless. There are va
rious versions. all with the same
tense. which tell us that
"A woman, a dog, and a walnut tree
n more you beat 'em, the better
they be-"
II that is her eternal nature, would
The be satisfied with a reptilian sub
'titute fol- a man who could not or
would not bite or sting? Rather
would h prefer the deadly cobra de
:apello. although Mr.. Kipling insists
hat even in this case the female Of
the species is more deadly than the
male"
But perhaps tho serpent which
womankind would mos naturally
choose ~ q friend and protege 10 that
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

The British council discovers that
the reason England failed in the
Olympic contests was because of lack
of money; and here We had been
thinking 1t was because the Ahieri.
cans were the better athletes.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

Lii Nordica has returned from
abroad as thin as a match. but nc
doubt she will fill out again after a
prosperous season in America.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

If the doctors could give hay fever
a high-sounding name. they could
make more money with 1t than they
do with appendicitis.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

1t will be noted that the crook who
says that business men are easy for
bad-check artists gave his interview
from a police cell.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

Old General Grosvenor isn't pre-
dieting a republican landslide this
year. and yet some people claim he
isn't a prophet.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

The river and harbor convention
without advocating dredg-
ing out the channel Of Salt Creek.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

For a man who is. rushing us into
war for political purposes. President
Taft is certainly considerate not to
send the army down there until after
the dog days.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-09-13

The last piece Of property" to be
removed from Fort McHenry was
faithful Jennie. The army mule is al
ways first in war anc last In peace.