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Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
Copyright 1911.
4 PERFECT GENTLEMAN

 He doesn't smoke; he doesn't drink; He doesn't chew or swear. His equal would be hard. | think To find most anywhere. He doesn't stay out late at night. He doesn't fuss or fret When things do not come out just
 right.
 His like you never met He doesn't worry when his bills Come due and he cant pay; He's never troubled by the ills
 That folks meet every day. He never speaks sullen word, Or scolds his wife. bit; 'It doesn' matter what's occurred,
 or who's 10 blame for it. He never plays the ponies and
 He doesn't like baseball He doesn't care to take a hand
 In any game at all. He doesn't slam the tariff plan
 In language that is rude. He doesn't tear the roof olf when He cannot find his shirt; He doesn't greet collector men
 With talk that's terse and curt. He doesn't borrow lawnmowers or Forget to pay his tax, He never is in trouble for
 His methods gre not lax. His folks know right where he is at Each hour the livelong day: He never kicks the alley cat
 Or drives the tramp away. He doesn't make his neighbors mad By playing on horn; A phonograI h he never had To play from night ill morn; He hasn't got habit that
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
AWOMANyO DISSERTATIONS
EdnaKWaey

iolly man. and seemed so soothing lie didn't talk doctor-y bit, and we chatted about all kinds of things.
 somehow we got to talking about dancing The doctor asked me 1T ] ever danced. l told him my people were old-fashioneG Methodists ana didn't believe m anything like that, so had never learned.
 Ut the best exercise l know of said he. It isn't too violent and il puts you irto harpy surroundings. ] dauco 2 good deal myself-especially when l feel that l am getting close to the ragged edge Of my nerves and must have a change or I'll do some thing desperate. It's wonderful how dancing will change gloomy view point 10 a cheerful one.
 Now. that sort Of stuck to me, and that evening l lstonished my husband by telling him l would like to take daGcins lessons. repeated what the doctor had said. he astonished me ID return by saying he guessed he'd join me.
 That was the beginning. We grew enthusiastic over il and in the new interest l forgot most O. my troubles. We wore out the kitchen linoleum praCticin- the steps,
 T didn't know that doctor had been prescribing for me until had mas tered the Rye waltz, when I happened tc meet him at Maple Street dance.
 Aha said Ee, with grin. I see you took my advice. ! thought il wodd bring back the sparkle in your eye"
 Then it cane out that the whole thing was a plot between my hus- band ana my friend They had man aged to get me to take the doctor s advice without knowing he was pre- scTiDiug for me, because otherwise would have been too persEickcty mean to follow it. My husband paid a good sized Dill for it, too. but he said it was worth it, with the cost of the dancing lessons thrown in
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

approximate 500 million dollars against the former high record of 457 million in iJ11; and those to South America will probably aggregate 125 million dollars against 109 million In 1911. the former high record in that trade. To Asia the years exports will amount to about 11J million dol lars. a total larger than any other year except 1905, when Japan was drawing largely upon the United States for food ard other supplies for use in the war with Russia. and China was importing large quantities of American cottons to supply the shor tage resulting from the closing of the ports and markets of Manchuria. the great Asiatic consumer of cotton goods manufactured in this country To Oceania the exports for the year will approximate 70 million dollars. against the former high record of 56 million in 191i.'
 On the import side. the totals from all the grand divisions except Africa will be larger in the fiscal year 1912 than in the preceding year. while those from North America, South America, and Asia will probably es- tabiish new high records. From Flu. rope the years imports will show an increase of about 20 million dollars when compared with last year. the indicated total for 1912 being approN imately T90 million dollars. against 76S million in 1911 and the high rec, ord total of SO6 million reached in 1910. Imports from North America seem likely to aggregate 320 million dollars, compared with 3O7 million in 1910 and 305 million in 1911, these be- ing the only years in which that trade has exceeded s30O,U00. .000. From South America the imports will probably reach, for the first time in any fiscal year. a total of 200 million dollars. the nearest approach thereto having been 196 million in 1910, and fS3 miL lion in 1911. The imports from Asia in 10 months of the current year were at the rate of 22J million dollars per annum, which sum, if actually reach cd. will De about 12 million dollars more than the former high records made in 1911 and 1907. From Ccea- nis the years imports are estimated at s million 'dcltars, beths million dollars less than those Of the hign record year 1910, but exceeding by 8 million those of last year. Shipments from Hawaii, now a customs district Of the United States are not included in these figures. The imports from Africa will show total of about 2i
 million dollars for the year, sum
 larger than in any earlier year exi ! cent 1911 when fl exceeded 27 mil lion dollars.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
THIS DATE IN HISTORY"
May 30

May oFs i64O-Peter Paul Rubens, famous Flemish painter, died. Born In 1877.
 1Ti4-AlexandeT Pope, English poet. died. Born May 22, 1888. I765-Patrick Henry introduced in the Virginia assembly five res olutions against the stamp Act. 1S42-Fort Scott established on the Harminton river, Kansas. lSf9 4The cholera appeared in Phila. delphia and lasted four months. dur ing which time more than 1900 peLsons died. IS5i-Kansas and Nebraska teTTitor- les formed by act Of congress is5I-Federal troops occupied Graf. ton. W. Va.
 iS77-John Lothrop Motley. noted his- torian. died. Born April l5. 1874 19o5-Monumept 70 Gen. Henry w
 Slocun unveiled in Brooklyn
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
POINTERS FOR THE moToRIsT

Just now wien roads are being re paired motorists frequently have to drive over stretches Of crushed stone, and lire treads are likely 10 suffer from many small cuts unless great care is taken to drive slowly or coast" over lhe repaired parts of the road. These cuts, unless properly cared for, will prove injurious
 Dirt will work into and under the tread, raising blisters and separating the rubber frCm the carcass of the tire while moisture will attack and rot the fabrc. Once the fabric is af- fected, says the Michelin expert, dis. integration follows rapidly. The best protection is the proper aud timely use Of Mastic.
 Immediately upon discovery tcuts should be cleaned to their full depth with gasoline, the edges being kept apart by a match. All dirt or other foreign matter should be removed with stiff brush or splinter of wood covered with waste. After the gaso line has evaporated and the cut is absolutely clean, it's interior should be coated with liquid cement. After this has dried. q second coat must be applied and while the cement IS still 'tacky" a sufficient quantity of MastiC should be forced into the cut until it is completely filled. A little excess Mastic is best as it contracts some what in hardening. If the edges of the cut are now held down a few mo ments while the Mastic sets, the re pair is complete The tire should not [ be used, however, for five Gr sis properly.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
Commerce of United
 States atHigh Record Figures

The foreign trade Of the United States in the fiscal year which ends with next month will show larger to- tals than in any earlier year. The ten months figures covering the com merCe down to the close Of April, just complied by the bureau Of statistics, department of commerce and labor, make it quite apparent that in both imports and exports the totals for the fiscal year 1912 will bc the laTg- est on record. Imports seem likely 10 approximate 1900 million dollars, exceeding ny between 40 and 50 mil lion dollars the high record import year of l9te, when the total was l. 557 million dollars. Exports seem likely to approximate 2.2U0 million dollars, or about i5O million dollars more than those of the previous high record of 2,04J million made in the fiscal year Of 1911.
 This growth in foreign commerce. while common Co both imports and exports, is especially marked in the export trade. Imports have increased approximately S50 million dollars since 1SeG, while exports in the same AlAAlE lAafG hAANA NftaIl dtVAtA AsutV HIT | lion, the excess of exports over i'm ports in the same period increasing \ from 105 million dollars fin 1896 to about G00 million dollars in the eur rent fiscal year. This excess of ex ports of 600 million indicated for the l fiscal year now closing will be lar ger than that of any earlier years ex cept 1898. 1901 and 1908, in each oi
 which years t. was considerable above the 500 million dollar line.
 Coffee Leads Imports.
 The principal articles comprlsinl the 1.6O0 million dollars of imports In the fiscal year, grouped according
 to the approximate magnitude O their prospective totals are as fol lows: coffee 120 million dollars. su gar 110 milton, rubber Ice million hides and skins, 9 million, chemicals etc, % million, cotton manufactures
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

Frank A. hursey.
 To all those inquisitive persons who ask Frank Munsey. the mag1 zine publisher, what reward he ex- pects to get for working so hard in the interests of Col. Roosevelt. the one reply is made that he is labor ing for the coloners nomination just for the good of the cause " Munsey is the publisher of 'Munsey's s Magazine" and a string of eastern newspapers. All are for Roosevelt The rumor recently went forth that Roosevelt had promised Munsey the ambassadorship to the court of St James in the event of another Rooss welt administration. This rumor the magazine editor promptly denied.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

In the Ohio campaign just closed not a flambeau. a Roman candle or kerosene torch was noticed over the entire state by the men who went about doing the speaking, but every where the sign painters brush and the printers type caused excitement greater than eveI did torch or fam beau Verify the science of politics is advancing.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

fiber manufactures and raw silk. 50 to G. million, tin, fruits and nuts, and wood, including manufactures, each ahoGt 45 million; art works, copper manufactures, raw fibers, diamonds and other precious stones, and wool, between 35 and 40 million dollars each; and tea, spirits. wines and IT, quors, raw cotton, leather, paper. meat and dairy products. furS and fur skins, fish, cocoa, ranging doV IT, yard from 20 million to 10 million dollars each. The most conspicuous increases, comparing with 1911, ou cur in art works, over 50 per cent; hides and skins 40 per cent; sugar t5 per cent; tin 20 per cent, and coffee about 90 per cent
 The leading exports and thelr ID dlcated totals for the fiscal year rank about as follows raw cotton, 1S3 million dollars; iron and steel manu- factures. 260 million; meat and dairy products, l6G million; breadstuns. loo million: copper. 110 million; mineral oils. loo million: lumber, etc, 90 mll- lion; cotton manufactures and coal each about % million; agricultural i'm plements, cars and carriages, leather and tobacco, each about 40 million; and vegetable oils and fruits and nuts, between 20 and 9 million dol lars each. The largest increases oc' cur in iron and steel, about 20 pei cent, meat and dairy products, 20 Dor cent and copper and mineral oils each 10 per cent, the comparisons
 both in imports and exports relatins ' to values only. z, =.
 Trade with Whole World,
 The growth in both imports and eN ports occurs in our trade with evers ' grand division of the world excep'
 Africa and in the trade with nearly all
 the leading commercial countries. Fol
 the fiscal year the exports to Europe
 seem likely to be about 1850 million
 dollars agains 1,30S million in 1911
 the former high record year In CT
 ports. Exports to North America VII
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
THE HOME GIRL.

THE HOME GIRL. The golden age for women, they m
 form as, is at hand. Though just exactly what it is, IS
 hard to understand. We've given ample warning that the
 time i3 coming when They're going to dominate the heids now occupied by men. They're getting into politics, and
 glory in the strife. They re cutting quite a figure in the
 realms of business life. Now this may be the stylish thing.
 but it must be confessed That after I'll is said and done, we
 like the home girl bests Her biscuits may not be the best eel
 made right on the start. Her pie crusts may together stick
 and may refuse to part. Her cornad beef hash may taste just
 lik, fluff rug in distress, Her soup may be enough to make
 criminal confess But still it makes a feller glad. wher.
 ever he may roam. To think that this old-fashion ed girl
 waits his arrival home. or course. you know, there's not a
 doubt that We like all the rest, But getting squarely down to facts,
 We like the home girl best
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

A chemist has discovered that the human body contains 3.200 fet of gas Evidently there is hope for all of career in congress.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

a few Of his men on the bench, sign a few new ones for the box, new inaeld and a bunch of hlteIs. If he does this and gets a new manager he may be able to make some sort of showing in the per cent column.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

President Madero says he will never resign. But then he has already given a good exhibition of his running abilS ties
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

That's an easy one; political boss is one who opposes you and leader is one who is for you.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

The Kinney bill is to be initiated. There are other things that will be done to it b. the proletariat when they get to it.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
Best Druqs Needed.

Be sure that all drugs and chemicals used in killing flies are fresh and pure otherwise results may not be satisfac tory.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

In the absence of news to the con, irary, It is to be presumed that the war in Tripon is still going on.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

Andrew Carnegie Is to be made a count for establishina a hero fund in one of the European countries. But what's the use? He already has wife and plenty of money.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
R .THEI .SPVRIa9 k 2 Q'THEMOMENT
 M by Roy k. .Moulton. 6
Mather.9

The gossips cant explore. He doesn't criticise the hat
 His wife brings from the store. You may think that this Is absurd, And do Ibt what l have said, But wait unti, the end you've heard. This gentleman is dead.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

Judge Barefoot says that one of his sons works in livery stable and the other is a politician, but he thanks heaven that none of them plays the piano for a living
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

From thIs distance and from poor accounts of the games played down below Chihuahua by the Desert league. we believe Orozco should put
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

Ir the latest French duei, one of the combatants cut the suspender of the other with h;s rapier. 1T those Frenchmen don't stop their sword play somebody is likely 10 get hurt.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

After the campaign is over it is likely that Teddy will insist upon MT. Taft explaining exactly what he meant when he called the colonel 'honey- fudger" And there are some others vho would like to know
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

A new ship, greater than the Titan ic, is being built and will be launched this fall, but the owners are not ad- yertising that it will make fast time; they say comfort and safety are the features.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

The Spiritualists should be for Champ Clark: Spirituallst in Kan sas has received message from Jer- " Simpson, Sockless Jerry, that Clark is to be ihe next president. There is something materialistic about this
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

Frank James is camping on the banks of the Chicaka river in okla. homa searching for gold he buried there years ago when he was a bandit. Mir. James sevidently acquainted with the statute of limitations which prevails in Oklahoma.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

They are dying because of tbe heat in the East The poor benighted peo- ple of that country don't know what d delightful climate Arizona can fur nisSi in. the summer time or they wouldn't stay there aud die. They can get any sort Oi d climate they wish in this state
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

There is so much harmony in the democratic ranks here that possibly a little could be spared for the repub- iicans who are whetting their knives and digging up their hatehets prepara- tory to the barbecue and love feast they expect to hold in Tucson June 8.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

In a Georgia republican convention a delegate declared that delegates were being bri0ed to vote d certain way and it broke up the meeting. All of the delegates made rush to find the man who was doing inc buying: they wanted in on the deal.
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31
THE ARIZONA AND NEW MEXICO RAILROAD co.
 PASSENGER SERVICE

7:35 a. m. Lv Clifton ar. 4:05 D. m SIS a. m. Lv Guthrie Ly S:50 ?. m 500 a. ID. Lv Duncan I.y 2:36 D. n l0:23 a. m. Lv Lordsburg Lv 1:33 D. m 1:3o a. m. AT Hachita iv I2:i0 ?. n South bound train connects with Southern Pacific west bound trafp No. 1, leaving Lordsburg 16:57 a. ID Mountain Time.
 South bound train connects with EI Paso & Southwestern east bound train for Fl Fsso. leaving Hschita al li:5y a. m, Mountain Time. and with west bound train for Douglas and Bisbee, leaving Hachita at i1:5S a. m, Mountain Time.
 A. T. THOMSON, franic Manager. Clifton AJiSona,
Bisbee daily review., 1912-05-31

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 IRE 6iS6EE DAILY REVIEW,
 eispee. Arizona.
 h the absence of news to the con irary, It is to be presumed that the war in Tripol is still going on.
 That's an easy one; political boss is one who opposes you and a leader is one who is for you.
 The Kinney bill is to be initiated. There are other things that will be done to it b. the proletariat when they get to it.
 A chemist has discovered that the human body contains 3.20O fet of gas Evidently there is hope for all Of career in congress.
 President Madero says he will never resign. But then he has already given a good exhibition of his running abilS ties.
 Judge Barefoot says that one of his sons works in 9 livery stable and the other is a politician, but he thanks heaven that none of them plays the piano for living
 Andrew Carnegie Is to be made a count for establishina a hero fund in one of the European countries. But what's the use? He already has a wife and plenty of money,
 In the latest French duei, one of the combatants cut the suspender Of the other with h;s rapier. 1T those Frenchmen don't stop their sword play somebody is likely 10 get hurt- After the campaign is over it is likely that Teddy will insist upon NIT. Taft explaining exactly what he meant when he called the colonel honey fudger" And there are some others who would like to know.
 A new ship, greater than the Titan ic, is being built and will be launched this fall, but the owners are not ad- yertising that it will make fast time; they say comfort and safety are the features.
 The Spiritualists should be for Champ Clark: a Spiritualist in Kan, sas has received a message from ter. ry Simpson. sockless Jerry, that Clark is to be the next president There is something materialistic about this
 Frank James is camping on tho banks of the Chicaka river in Okla homa searching for gold he buried there years ago when he was bandit MT James sevidently acquainte' with the statute of limitations whicl prevails in Oklahoma.
 in a Georgia republican convention a delegate declared that delegate were being briOed to vote d certaIl way and it broke up the meeting All of the delegates made rusI to find the man who was doing tn buying: they wanted in on the dea
 mere is so much hdIinoBS lh i" democratic ranks here that possibl a little could be spared for the reput licans who are whetting their kniye and digging up their hatehets prepara tory to the barbecue and love feas they expect to hold iu Tucson June
 They are dying because of tbe hes in the East. The poor benighted peC ple of that country don't know wha a delightful climate Arizona can fG nisly in. the summer time or the wouldn't stay tnere aud die. The can get any sort ol climate the wish in this state.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-04-12
]. RUFUS IN REAL LIFE.
A Live Wallingford Works Dublin for
Thousands.

Dublin, April 12.-The mystery of the
widely advertised Buffalo Bills Wild
West show which was to have open
ed here today but did not, leaves Dub
lin with the feeling that it has been
hoaxed.
The opening was to have been a
great event. Posters had announced
that 400 real red Indians and 800 equal
ly real cowboys would take part.
The public was advised to watch
and wait and look and wonder!" They
did and are.
The show was to have come direct
from New York on a special steam
er, the Gloria. All this and more was
promised by a regular ]. Rufus Wal
lingford, who even arranged for po
lice protection for the crowds when the
show landed.
Then Wallingford disappeared, TAX
ing with him coin and chattels worth
several thousands of dollars and or
iginaIly belonging to prominent people
with whom he lind ingratiated him
self
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-04-12
OHIO IS FALLING.
People Who Left Cairo Are Returning
to Their Homes.

Cairo, Ill, April 1.-THE Ohio riv-
er fell one-tenth of a foot last night
and today the gauge registered 53.6
feet. Women and children who were
sent away when the river rose above
the level of the city have begun to
return, despite the fact that the water
still is ten feet above the city.
The only way to get in is by boat,
as the railroads have not been able as
yet to get their tracks repaired.
End of Crisis in Sight
Memphis, Tenn, April 1.-THE little
armies of flood fighters are holding
their own all along the upper stretches
of the Mississippi river today. At
Luxora and Osceola. Ark, the situa-
ton still is critical and breaks may
occur but the flood is gradually reced-
ing and the end of the crisis is If
sight. A fast boat with a cargo of
provisions for the villagers was start
ed from Memphis this morning.
The river here continues to fall slow
ly. The gauge reading at o'clock
this morning showed a stage of 42.5
a fall of one-tenth since o'clock last
night.
In the Memphis district, Helena Ark.
is becoming the conter of interest
Water from three breaks is making
its way back into the Mississippi river
the st. Francis river which
empties into the Mississippi just above
that city. However, the Ievee at Helena
is unusually strong and it is generally
it will Withstand the pres
sure.