Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1912-06-18

ness.
Two Of the party were spoons"
The word spoons Is OF indefinite
meaning Possibly some future arch.
aeologist digging down into the ruins
,f an American city may translate II.
"A word invented to express an un.
conventional condition among two very
young persons OF opposite sex who are
too young to think Of anything serious.
ly, especially matrimony. but who are
attracted by each other"
Any way. Dolly Tinkhnm and Billy
Woods were spoons and known to be
such by the rest OF the party. Conse
quently they were target for all
sorts Of jokes, pranks and innuendoes
from their friends. These darts we're
not venomous. neither were they witty
They we're principally noted for
their senselessness. They were taken
In a mater Of fact way by the young
lovers. but not seriously. No amount
Of raillery could prevent Billy from
quitting his arm around Dolly. pretend
.rg TINT he was unconscious Of being
observed, or holding her hand under
lap robe when they were riding.
One day one of the young men came
to Dolly with bottle corked and seal.
ed with her address pasted on II. tell.
ing her that he had picked II up when
out boating. She broke the bottle and
drew forth a paper on which was writ.
ten:
I have long loved you but Il Is impossi-
BILE for me to WOO you. Learning that you
are staying at b, ! nave saiea gu, IN
Means 70 ADVISE YOU Of nv love, Any
other way might lead to my detection.
This way Is perfectly safe. The reasons
why II Is toto'ooeh TOT me 10 WOO you "''
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to,ion
| .yvho,.s th,s s,orv ohon, this follow
| ,,ot's ,ossin' hottIos overheard with
| Ioya ,.,,era 4, ,emJ"
.ua isn,t n ,o,Iow n, .up
| .vho, 20 bay,
%. nobIo GOOD MANI
.Whot van going ~ do about bimr.
.No,b,ny"
.yyhot yop oo,ny IN do about me?"
T haven't done anything and
boven,t onv idea Of doing ANYTHING"
.Rut von,re going 70 wait for thu
rooster in the hottie 70 Gomez"
~ didn't saw TINT"
.Whot's no sov In his ,etterf"
.ob no savs no loves me, but can
woo mo"
"WeII then. wbot,s tho use of hi
an wing ~"
~ DOM know. sunnose ia n "a
lief IN him"
"Is no going 70 keen on beInp relIey