Eastern Colorado times., 1912-04-05
Henry $ Business
Judgment
How He Selected His Wife's
Easter Hat
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By Wilbur D. NesbN

with her, sourly. "Of course you
don't. There never was a woman who
knew what to do about new Easter
hat-except to buy one"
He chuckled at his own sarcasm,
which is a way men have. Sarcasm
Isn't worth cent to your genuinely
sarcastic man unless he can chuckle
over it and repeat 1t mentally to him
self and roll 1t as a sweet morsel un-
der his tongue. Especially is this
true of sarcasm about Easter bonnets.
Regarding these very necessary ap-
purtenances OF the attire Of a woman.
man follows the beaten track Of all
the jokesmiths since Samson. who
made the first riddle, and wakes sar-
castle as custom dictates.
II don't see." Henry resumed, hav-
Ing sated himself with chuckles over
his own sarcasm, "why in the name of
time a woman thinks she has to have
a new hat for Easter"
why, every woman has one," his
wife argued, meekly.
That's the answer. Every woman
gets one because she thinks every
other woman will have one:- And not
a confounded one Of the lot uses any
business judgment in selecting or buy
ing her hat. The milliners know all
about women-they're women them
selves. So they boost the prices UP
at Easter time. and laugh in their
sleeves at their sisters who come trail
ing in and go trailing out with the
contraptions the milliners are pleased
to call bonnets. Bah! I'll bet no mil
liner will make her own hat. I'll bet
she has to go to some other milliner
Just to have the. feminine gratifica-
ton Of being stung. Humph! Have
you brought your hat homer"
"Why. no. l said didn't know
what to do about one"
"You might have brought one home
and still have been in the dark"
Henry treated himself to few more
chuckles over this sarcastic remark.
The way men carry on about Easter
hats, 1t serves them right to have to
pay big prices for them. Now, If a
man would Just be calm and philoso-
phical about it, and sit down and rea-
son the matter out, ten to one his wife
would either buy a cheaper hat or
maybe she wouldn't buy any at all.
Maybe, that is.
"Well, Henry" his wife said, II
know how you always feel about my
hats and what they cost, and l have
decided this year to act on your ad-
vice. I want you to take an hour or
SO with me tomorrow and pick out a
hat for me. Then you'll be sure at
least to please yourself with the cost
Of it-and sometimes I feel that you
could exercise perhaps a little more
artistic taste than I can, for you are
out in the world more. and you know
more about what harmonizes and
what suits a person. and SO on"
Mrs. Granmore looked meek when
she said that, but If you could have
looked into her mind you would have
seen the craftiest little thoughts hop
ping around and nudging each other
In the ribs She knew the vanity Of
man. She knew that If you tell a
man you rely on his judgment as to
anything from setting hen to max
ing an airship. he will modestly accept
your estimate of his capacity and offer
you his expert services.
WELL" Henry said, now you're
talking sense. I'll meet you at
o'clock tomorrow afternoon and we'll
20 and get that hat. No use to put in
a lot of time over it. I'll show you
how to pick out hat, have it boxed,
maid for and sent home, without any
wear and tear on your nervous system
and without losing a lot of valuable
time"
Next afternoon he met her as per
agreement and together they found
their way to the millinery store. It
irked Mr.. Granmore bit to have to
wait half an hour before they could
be waited on, but he proflted by the
wait by inspecting a number Of new
pattern hats and scoffing and shifting
at them. BY the time Miss Morgan
was ready to walt on him he was
ready with a plenty Of good profess
sional advice on bonnet making for
her.
Taking bunch Of straw and .
feather and a yard Of ribbon and jam.
ming them together isn't any way to
make a hat" he declared. People
ought to use a little thought, az well
as materials"
THAT'S what I think, Mr.. Gran
more" Miss Morgan said. "You know
the finest milliners in the world are
men. They have a greater aptness at