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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
PLUNGER WALKER VERY ILL
Wall Street %specuIator is Victim Of
tuberculosis.

Saranac Lake, N. Y, Jan. Too Ill
to be seen or allowed to read his bust
ness correspondence, J. Brandt Wal
ker, the Wall street plunger who In
1907 cleaned up $4,000, 900 in Wall
street in six months in Union and
Southern Pacific, is very low from
tuberculosis In his splendid place at
Lake Placid.
He has one of the most expensive
cottages in the Signal Hill district.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
SHOT BY BERLIN MlLLINER
Prominent American Is Probably Fa-
tally Wounded.

Berlin, Jan. Norbert Nj. Rodkin-
son, a prominent member of the Amer
lean colony here, was shot, probably
with fatal effect, by a milliner named
Alwyne Siede. The woman was inter
cepted as she was escaping from Mr..
Rodkinson's officer and Immediately
fired a bullet into her W body which
is not likely to prove fatal.
The affair, according to the allega-
lions of Miss Siede's friends, was
brought about by the interruption of
long standing relations with Mr.. Rod
kinson and his refusal to support her
two children.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
HOUSER ISSUES STATEMENT
Says La Toilette Has No Intention Of
Withdrawing.

Chicago, Jan. without referring
to Governor Chase Osborn's sugges-
ton in a speech at Lansing, Mich,
that Senator Robert M. La Toilette
withdraw from the presidential race,
the La Toilette national headquarters
here issued a statement denying that
Mr.. La Toilette had any intention OF
Withdrawing.
The statement was given out by
Walter l.. Houser, chairman of the
national progressive campaign COM
mittee.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago, Jan. 6.-Cattle-Beeves,
s4.T508.50; Texas steers. $4.25@5.S0;
Western steers, $4.30@G.60: stockers
and feeders, $3.2505.7c; cows and
heifers, $2.00Q6.40; calves. $5.5008.-
80. Hogs-Light, $5.95T6.25; mixed.
s6.00@6.35: heavy, $6.0096.40; rough,
$6.00@6.15; good to choice heavy, So
151640; pigs. A.9005.70. Sheep
Native, &2.95@4.60; yearlings, 1850
$50; lambs. $4.25@6.60.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Minneapolis Grain.

Minneapolis, Jan. 6.-Wheat-May,
s1.OS; July. $1.0S@1.O9. Cash close
on track: No. 1 hard, $1.09h; No. /
Northern, $1.09; to arrive. $1.09; No.
2 Northern, $1.06h @1.c7; to arrive.
s1.06h@1.07; No. 3 Northern. $1.040
1.04h; No. 3 yellow corn. COO: No. 4
corn, 5505Sc; No. 3 white oats. AGO
46hc; to arrive, Acc; No 3 oats, 43h
044hc; barley, 85c0$120; fax. ST.
IS; to arrive, $2.18.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Charles Taylor catlin Dead.

New York, Jan. CHARLES Taylor
Catlin, prominent for the last thirty
years as a dramatic reader and re-
otter, is dead of pneumonia at his
home in Brooklyn. He was seventy
seven years old. Mr.. Catlin was gradu-
lted from Yale in the class of 1856.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
ARREST ENDS POIS0NINGS
Ptomalne and Wood Alcohol Respon-
sible for Seventy-five Deaths.

Berlin, Jan. 3.-Since the arrest of
the wholesale liquor dealer who had
been in the habit OF disposing of wood
alcohol and groceries to the inmates
Of the municipal night shelter for the
homeless and the confiscation of the
adulterated whisky found on his prem
lses no further p~oisonings have been
reported.
The official dead since Dec. 26, when
the first cases occurred in the night
shelter, Is seventy-five out Of 1862 cases
reported to the authorities.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
GRAIN AND PROVISION PRICES
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Jan. 6.-Wheat-To arrive
and On track-No. l hard, $1.0S%; No.
1 Northern, s1.07%; No. 2 Northern,
s1.04%; May, $1.07%. Flax-On track,
$2.21; to arrive. $2.19; JAN, $2.19;
May, 1920.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Car Drops From Bridge.

Cincinnati. Jan. -Four persona
were fatally injured, while another
was seriously hurt when a street car
jumped from the Central bridge. which
connects this city with Newport, KY.
The car turned completely over in its
drop of fifty-fve feet to the pavement
below.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Webster, $. D., Jsuuary9 1919.

On motion the Board adjourned to
meet Wednesday, Jan. 3. at 8 o'clock.
Wednesday, January 8. the Board met
as per adjournment, all members
present.
On motion the Wei ster Electric 20.
was awarded contract for 500 Mazda
lamps for the courthouse, they being
the lowest bidder.
On motion Mrs A. B. Meyer being
the lowest bidder was awarded the
contract for boarding prisoners for
1912 at IA cents per meal.
ION motion the Board designated the
official papers for the county for 1919
as follows: Waubay Clipper, Webster
World, Pierpont Signal.
On motion Chris Grue was appoin.
ted purchasing agent for 1919.
On motion the county auditor and
county treasurer were allowed clerks
for eight months of the year and the
salaries were fixed as follows:
Deputy auditor, 49,. $40 90 per month
Deputy treasurer, . 1896 90 per month.
Deputy register. 49,. s65 90 per month.
Deputy sup't...... $50 90 per month.
Clerks. .$45 90 per month.
On motion the following bills were
allowed:
Webster Telephone Co.. rent for Dec.
10 w
Alfred Waiter, appraiser OF
glandered horse. w
T J McManus. appraiser Of CLAN
dared Nurse w
Childrens' Home, donation from
Day county. 6O W
Elevator Store Co. mdse for
poor farm ~ "a
webster Commercial Club. day
county folders, ........... 20 90
Frank MONS. mdse for court
house. 4 w
Elevator Store Co. mdse for Mrs
Poplow. pool. 49,. ........ ii Az
L w Scripture. appraiser OF
glandered horse............ 90
Ira Howell. deputy sup't., Nov.
and Dec. ....................1SO On
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
CHICAGO Grain and Provisions.

Chicago. Jan. s. Wheat - May,
s1.01H @1.O1%; July, 95Bc. Corn
May. 64kc; July. 64kc. Oats-May,
49kc; July. 45hc. Pork-Jan., 1880;
May. $16.30@1632. Butter-Cream-
cries, 26Q36c; dairies, 23031c. Eggs
-21032kc. Poultry-Turkeys, lao
1910; chickens. 12@13c; springs. 12c.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11

Zion Office Supply Co., supplies 80 so
DR. M @ S%chenecker. phys for
poor. asked S54 10, allowed AS 90
The Board on motion adjourned to
meet Thursday at 9 O'Clock. Thurs
day. January A, the Board met as per
adjournment. all members present.
The Board checked the real estate
loan and found them correct. there
being $l39, els | auel in the county in
first mortgage loans. The Board then
commenced checking the books OF the
auditor and treasurer and at ~ O'Clock
adjourned to meet at 1880. At 1870
the Board met, all membeis present,
and continued checking the Auditors
and t~reasurers books, and at 5 o'clock
adjourned to meet Friday at 8 o'clock
a. m. Friday at 8 O'Clock the Board
met as per adjournment, all members
present and continued checking. The
Board checked the office of Register of
Deeds and found the accounts correct.
On motion the Board a ijourned to
meet at 1870. At 1870 the Borad met.
all members present.
On motion the Board adjourned as a
Board of County Commissioners and
organized as a Board of Education.
Sup't Hetley presiding.
Petition from land owner to be set
over from District No. 1877 to District
No. 1919 was presented and hearing set
for February 6, 1912 at 2 O'Clock p.
m.
On motion the Board adjourned and
organized as a Board of County Com
m~issioners. The Board continued
checking the Auditors and Treasur.
er's books and at 5 o'clock adjourned
to meet Saturday, January 6 1t y
O. CLOCK a, IN. Saturday the 9th, the
Board met as per adjournment all
members present and completed the
checking of the Auditors and Treas
urer's books. end same being found
correct they were on motion accepted
and settlement made with the Cou MY
Treasurer as foil lws:
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
In Plain Words-

Father Ito his daughter. whom he
sees whispering to her mother)-Elsle.
how often have I told you not to do
that? Speak out II you want anything.
Elsie-Well. father, I wanted to know
why the woman nea me has such a
red nose.-Fliegende Batter.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
ONLY DEATH CAN Intervene

President Taft Is in Race for Re-Elec.
tion to Stay.
Washington, Jan. 4.-"Nothing but
death can keep me out of the fight
now"
President Taft is reported to have
made this statement to White House
callers and to have added that he had
no objection to the statement being
made public.
1t undoubtedly was intended to set
at rest all reports that Mr.. Taft might
withdraw from the race for the Repub-
lican nomination In favor of Colonel
Roosevelt.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
ST. Paul Live Stock.

st. Paul, Jan. 6.-Cattle-Good to
choice steers, $6.00Q7.00; fair to good,
IS O096.00: good to choice COWS and
heifers, $4.75@5.25; veals, s6.0O@7.25.
Hogs-$5.70@6.10. Sheep-Wethers,
s3.00Q4.00; ~yearlings, $3.25@5.25;
spring lambs, $4.50@6.25.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Romantic Spain.


"Ten me about Spain, romantic
Spain"
"Well." said the motorist. "there are
q few bad places as you rome down
the mountains, but In the main tho
roads are pretty ~good."-washington
Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Her Part.

"Your husband says you proposed to
him"
"That's quite right. Everything of
importance that my husband ever got
credit for doing I either did or showed
him how."-Detroit Free Press.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Small In a Double Sense.

after ALL" remarked Smithers,
yawning. "it is a small world"
1T has to be-" snapped Smuthers.
Ito match some of the people in it,
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11

hom aug DlOCh lOT Ieluuu
of road poll tax paid twice, granted.
Petition from ID g Kidder for abste-
ment of school and road Poll tax for
1911 was on motion granted.
Commissioners Lewno, and Bisto-
deau and Auditor Grue went out to
the Poor Farm and ~invoiced same.
On motion the following application
for extension of school loans was gran
ted-Gust Carlson, Loan No. AL,
amount $1,000. 90, three years
On motion the BOARD Adjourned to
meet at 1880. At 1880 the Board met
all members present.
On motion tie following bills were
allowed:
Strain 81 Co, coal for Robinson, poor
........ D %
H G Togtmeier Co mdse for
court house. z %
F S Lewno, CONS service and
mileage. $24 40
& E Wheeler, CONS service and
mileage. 25 60
Ii g Raffelson, CONS service
aud mileage. % 80
o L. Bistodeau. CONS service
M mileage. 90 20
S q Hallstrom, CONS service
and mileage. 20 90
On motion the Board adjourned to
meet Tuesday, February 9th. 1919 at 8
o'clock A. M.
Chris Grue,
County auditor.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11

On motion 81. 81. Potter was arpoin-
ted a member of the Board of Insanity
for two years. and j. L. Harris q
member of said Board for one year.
On motion the balance In the Bond
Interest fund was ordered transferred
to the County Sinking fund. and the
balance in the Penalty and Interest
fund and the Special Salary fund were
ordered transferred to the County Gen.
eral fund.
On motion the following bills were
allowed:
d W wayland, expense account. Dec
.............. ...........e 'o'o4
williams Lumber Co, lumber
for poor farm. .......... 2.5o
City of Webster, light and wa
ter, 40 10
Western Grain 81 Fuel Co, coal
for Zakel, poor. oW
Roberts Bros, coal for Lands
kOg, poor. w
J v Martin, caring for patient 81 w
Chas. J. Lindquist. collecting
taxes. 10 "
American BookCo. school books
as per contract. S1f.oo
g inn g. Co. school books as per
contract ................... 45s rs
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11

Always rise from the table with an
appetite and you viii never sit down
without one.-Penn.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
COAL MINE STRIKE LIKELY
One Of Greatest WaIkouts In History
of ENGLAND ls Planned.

London, Jan. 7.-Reports from the
coal mining districts indicate that the
United Kingdom will be tied up by
n Of the greatest strikes in history
on March l..
A minimum wage scale will be de-
manded in addition to a number OF
other minor concessions.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
Diamond POLISHING.

Diamond polishing was invented by
Ludwig Won Berkem. a Belgian. In
1475.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11
W. J. BURNS Is RELEASED
Detective Accused of kidnapping
Freed on Habeas Corpus Writ.

Freed on Habeas Corpus Writ.
Indianapolis, Jan. Federal Judge
A. B. Anderson has issued a writ of
William j. Burns from the custody of
the county authorities. His bondsmen
had surrendered him to the criminal
court, where he stands indicted on the
charge of kidnapping ]. j. Mcnamara.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11

N is 0 Anderson, j. p. fees,
asked $l2 20, allowed. .....$ 9 10
Webster Farm. Grain g. Fuel
Co, coat for cDlrt house. :. 1874 05
Dakota Central Tel. Co., mes
sages ....................... 4 25
Paul Gruty, drawing for court
house 3 rs
/ S Coomes, j. P. fees. 5 90
r w Harris, j. p. assoc. 2 Is
Zion Office SUNNY Co, supplies SO so
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11

Educational Publishing Co,
school looks as per contract AZ so
Z J Blegtn, tax lists for hanks
MS per contract. 49,. ......, 81 25
a Il Raynes, publishing and
printing ................... s75
Chas f. Black, publishing aud
printing s 70
s + Bronson q Co, publishing
and stationery. -. ........ 81 80
5 Z Bronson & Co, blank tax
receipts. 15l so
A ] Halpin, Game Warden, Dec SO GA
DR. NJ j Fiksdal, Coroner's ac-
count 40 20
- paAIAiAA AAAA- - nI-l-G
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1912-01-11

l hereby certify that the above is a
true and correct copy as checked by
the Board of County Comm issioners at
their January, 1912 meeting.
[Signedl s. G. HALLSrkoM'
Chairman, Board of County
Commissioners.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-03
Prince of Wales Hungry.

An English actor was a member Of n
company ~snowbound in the Sierras
while enroute from California to the
East. Before their trains were pulled
out Of the drifts. hey had been re-
duced to eating the coarse fare of the
railroad laborers. and got little enough
even of that. So they all had a magDi-
ficent hunger on when the train reach
ed a small station at which there was
a. restaurant, and the Elglishman was
the first to find a seat at a table.
Bring me in a hurry" he said to the
landlord, a burly Western man, "a
porterhouse steak, some deviled kid
neys, a brace of chops. plenty of vege-
tables, and two bottles of BASES bitter
beer" The landlord stuck his head
out of the dining room door and yelled
to somebody in the rear department:
Say, Bill. tell the band to play Rule
Britannia; the Prince Of Wales has
came."-CThe Argonaut.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-03
DIR. JAMES, PINK PAJAMAs.

Ever since the death of Professor
William James, the famous Harvard
philosopher and psychologist, DR..
James H. Hyslop, president Of the
American Society for Psychical Re-
search, has been waiting impatiently
for a message from him in the other
world. AT last the communications
have come, though not to DR.. Hys1op
personally.
Professor James has communicated
with a woman living in a mountain vii
lage in Maryland. A boy, also, has
heard from him. Did the professor
take advantage of the improved view
afforded him on the golden strand 10
elucidate further his theory of prag-
matism or amend his earthly concep-
ton of time? He did not. His COM
munications related entirely to black
neckties and pink pajamas.
Now DR.. James. unlike the general
run of men, did not, while he was an
earth dweller, take much interest in
neckties and pajamas, whether black,
pink or sky blue. His mind was en-
crossed with more wefghty subjects,
tho mere suggestion of which is enough
to give an ordinary mortal a headache.
He was an intellectual giant and most
intellectual giants need to have wives
or female relatives to look after their
clothes. Therefore for him to send the
kind of spirit messages he did, may
seem strange to some people. But it
is easily for.
The professor. when he was on earth.
apparently lost sight of the law of
compensation. Because in this world
he scorned to give much thought 70
such important questions as what the
color of his neckties and patamas
should be. he is now devoting his at
tention entirely to that and kindred
subjects in order to round out prom
erly his cosmic being. We may expect
that his next message will tell us how
far we should turn up our trousers at
the bottom and how many dents should
be put IL the crown of a Panama hat.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-03
RY II WAY
By HARVEY FARsoNA

Our esteemed contemporary thinks
it Perfectly Awful of LaFollette to
try to embarrass he sainted Col. in
his campaign. While We fail to pipe
the awfulness of 1t, it requires no eff
fort to admit that LaFollette Is a
great little embarrasser. He asked
T. r. for a list of his campaign con-
tributors, and he couldn't have asked
a more embarrassing-not to say per-
tinent-question.
Dodd: Marvel not that some wop
pops up with a defense of the boiled
cabbage. Kansas is infested even
with defenders of the skunk and the
The New York suffragette who beat
the tar out of her husband thinks h
wants a vote; But what she really
with fewer scruples.
All new German passengers ships
will be equipped with wireless with a
hundred-mil range. Thus the dan
ger of ice bergs will be eliminated. By
shooting a string of German worcs
out in front, the most substantial ice
bergs could be scrambled.
The students who soused a number
of Theological freshmen in Lake
Michigan, undoubtedly favored infant
baptism.
A Georgia politician was pinched
for sending obscene matter through
the mails, although said obscenity was
printed in Latin. 1t may be just as
well, therefore, when you send that
unexpurgated copy of the Odyssey to
your friend to send it by express.
The principal difference between a
lunch and a luncheon is that a lunch
frequently consists of something to
eat, while a luncheon is invariably a
collection of something to admire and
make table conversation.
The wop who never lets the grass
under his feet is fastening the
time when it will grow over his head
The man with a wild hair in his
neck or a plain toothache can get
awfully peevish. if any member of the
gets any fun out of life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-03
LAYHAWKER JOTS


Over its personal column the Neosho
Valley Times runs the following head:
The Ebb and Flow of Those You
Know"
The difference between a boss and a
points out the Minneapolis Bet
ter Way, is determined by the side he
is on nowadays.
Before answering the Caldwell News
query: Have you a soul?' the Rem
frow Tribune wants to know whether
or not the assessor will be allowed to
use the information.
Adding to hat trite remark that the
good die young. Mach Gretchen says:
The old live to tell about what cracker
jacks they were in their prime.
I knew a woman many years ago,
who reminded me of a bird, writes
Mrs. Tom Thompson in the Howar
Courant. L saw her again recently.
She looked just the same as ever ex-
cept she appeared to have fresh wings
n tail feathers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-03

Ayers came to Serena. I've got to
go away" he said, soberly.
"Why?" demanded Serena.
his eyes sought the blue
line of the hills, there are things that
1 must do. But I want you to take
care of the dogs until L come back.
and keep the room for me-perhaps the
Fates will be good to me, and let me
! come again."
why" Serena's little face went
white, of course o will come again.
IT can't tell her." Ayres said despair
ingly to Alvin Green that afternoon as
they went to the train together, that
I love her SO much that I mustn't stay.
There's that girl out west, you.
D you love the girl out west?"
Alvin demanded.
1T was a schoolboy and girl arrange
ment," Ayers explained. w were
college mates. And now-we haven't 4
thing in c~ommon-but I'm in honor
bound"
Alvin Green held out his hand as they
voice shook q little, but it's best you
should go await wouldn't do to let
Serena care"
But Serena did care-and as the days
heightened into weeks and no word,
except a ~perfunctory line or two, en-
closing a generous check for the care
of the dogs, came from Ayers, she
grew unlike her usual merry self.
But the money has been a great
help" she said to Alvin Green, as the
old man sat with her in the rose gar
den, "only I'd like to know why he
never came pack"
IT'S like this. dearie,'' said ALVIN.
He was in honor bound to another
girl. He didn't love her, but he was
tied to her, and he began to like you
so we'll that there was nothing to do
but go away"
Serena raised a TRANSPORTED little
face. "Oh, do you think that-he
cared"
Alvin nodded.
Then I think L can bear it BETTER
whispered Serena.
Suddenly there came upon the quiet
air the beat of a motor.
Serena sat up. Its stopping at u
gate" she said excitedly.
The dogs who had slept at her feet
down with wild yelps Of vel
come.
"Oh,' said Serena, as she followed
them, "oh, he has come back"
Her boarder came toward her, with
outstretched hands. Say you're glad
to see me-" he commanded, land then
I'll tell you how glad I am to see you"
Alvin interrupted him quietly. I've
told her." he said, that there's anoth-
er girl"
But there isn't" Ayers tone was
r%apturous. "She has married-married
man-and-I'm free-free to
win you."-(Copyrighted, 1912, by Asso-
Literary Press.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-06-03
D SIGHTS
By THE ATCHIsON GLOBE.

oor people can't be s~pendthrifts
on a very large scale.
Most of those who travel in pursuit
of health don't catch it.
There is still considerable DISPOSE
ton to confuse noise n patriotism.
When promotions are earned they
aren't apt to be as numerous as birth
days.
A whisk DOM properly applied
may cure that dandruff on your blue
serge coat.
There is more credulity in his
world than the warning sign has ca
son to believe.
A rebellious stomach is usually
armed with an appetite which raves
everything it shouldn't.
While the theory that Woman's
place is in The Home may be correct,
it hasn't much success in keeping her
there.
There are so many short cuts to the
court that one should demand
rain checks with his marriage license.
Chorus men attract as little atten-
ton as a suffragette's husband, which
is our notion of zero in personal
prominence.
1t doesn't take a married man very
long to learn that store clothes are
about as satisfactory as the tailor
made variety.
Love is a wonderful thing, as one
is reminded by seeing a girl willing
to ride the forward frame of her
Steady'S motorcycle.