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The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
Repudiated the Idea.

Old John. the gardener, had been
drinking again, and when he became
sober Mr.. Brown called him down.
This won't do, John." said he. "As |
have told you before, will not have
a man in my employ who drinks"
"Oh, sure, twas but mite of a
dhrop was afther takin', Mr.. Brown,
an l was niver to say dhrunk at amy
time in me oife"
John" said Mr., Brown sternly,
you are hypocrite."
"A Dimycrat is it?" flashed John In.
dignantly. well, sir. not to be put.
tin too foine pint on, I've heard
say ye was a Dimycrat yerself!"
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
New Byron Memorial in Greece.

In further commemoration of the
poet Byron, whose name is still deep.
iy revered throughout Greece. the gov.
eminent has just passed the plans
ior the erection in Mesolongian of a
suitable monument. to be surrounded
by small ornamental garden, upon
the spot where Lord Byron died in
April. 1924.
Already a monument exists here in
the "Heroon," or burial place OF
Greek champions of freedom, many OF
whose mortal remains repose beneath
a large mound
The initiative in connection with
the idea Of erecting this further
memorial is due to the prime minis.
ter. NJ. e. Venizelos, whose admiration
for the English poet and friendliness
for Englishmen generally have been
demonstrated upon more than one oc.
casion.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02

elderly and disillusioned bachelor.
maids, who find the world a Lonesome a
place, there are countless fascinating
subjects Of interest.
Perhaps cats are among the least
promising of such subjects. for cats
generally are selfish and self-centered.
They take all they can get and give
as little as they can. No woman real.
ly ever owned a cat The cat owns
the woman. And possibly that is why
Inc psychology professor suggested
cats as preventives of suicide.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
Group Of Native TInsians.

with open pine forests. The five ar
ticles In greatest demand among these
savages are salt, matches, beads, red
or blue cloth and brass wire; but
looking-glasses, small bells, sea shells
and white horsehair are also greatly
priced by them. For these things they
will exchange chickens, eggs, camotes
"a sort Of native sweet potato) and
rice. their principal products.
The Tingians are very uncouth
tribe of savages. Their headwomen
have their arms almost completely
covered with strings Vt beads, wound
80 as to form beautiful and striking
designs. A long, heavy string of beads
is also twisted around the hair and
hangs down the back like braid The
skirt Of these headwomen is white,
with blue border, and the waist is
of light yellow They smoke pipes Of
solid SILVER ornamented with bangles,
in the bowls of which pieces of cigar
are inserted.
The typical young Tingian chieftain
wears stiff collar Of beads and gayly
colored calico skirt, over which is
sort of scarf trimmed with many sill
yer coins. The members of this tribe
are very fond of silver. They make q
large number of finger rings from sill
yer coins, and each man usually has
from five to ten Of these rings about
his person, but not necessarily ON his
fingers.
The Tingians are fond of a peculiar
dance. The music Is produced by
beating with the palms of the hands
on "gansas," or tom.toms. The dan
GERS. man and woman, with arms
outstretched circle about each other
in spiral, the man pursuing the wo-
man with quick. jerky step. AS
they approach the center of the spiral
he suddenly swoops upon her, when she
alwsys eludes him by suddenly dart
ing out of his reach.
The Kalingas, like all wild people,
are extremely fond Of ornamentation.
Forrest Clark In Leslie's.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
NATIVES ON LUzoN ISLAND
ssvsses Are Divided Into Seven
Different Trlbss-PasslonateIy
Fond Of silver Trinkets,

Manila, P. There are msnD
strange, uncivilized people among the
Asiatic-Americans of the Philippins
Islands. The wild men of the great
island of Luzon may be divided into
,even different tribes. known as the
Ilongots. Ifugaos, BontocIgorots, LIE.
panto-lgorots. Kalingas, Tingians and
Negritos. These people have not vet
:eit the influence of civilization. and
.etain their ancient customs, dress
and manner of living. They can be
reached only by long horseback Jour.
aey through mountains which. on the
western slopes, are covered with
:ropical Jungle, and on the eastern
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
EASIER THAN TO EXPLAIN
Spree Squared Himself
At Home.

Congressman Edward w. Townsend
Of New Jersey, very much In the pub
lie eye a. tho author of "Chimmis
Fadden." the other day emerged hur-
riedly through the swinging doors out
Of the house. grabbed an acquaintance
by the arm and rushed him down
through tho document room and into
the open air.
Whats It all about?" demanded the
friend when he got his breath.
Something tells me that roll call
tmpends." said Townsend. land, for q
reason / have, I'd like to be reported
lead or absent Either would be easier
explained than my vote. Which re-
minds me Of story.
"A long time ago worked on
newspaper in Carson City New. There
was another fellow on the paper who
was good deal Of a rummy and who
used to 90 of on long sprees. One day
ne disappeared and nothing was heard
Of him for month. He Just got
aboard Of train and started east.
and at st. Louis he got bun. the
record of which is still preserved in
the archives Of the brewery just back
Of the town. He forgot home and
mother and everything else. When he
came to at the end of 80 days he
felt that he was up against 1t bit at
home.
"'Here,' said he, is desperate case
requiring a desperate remedy Then
he hied him to telegraph shop and
sent this message to his wife:
81 died at 4 o'clock this afternoon.
What shall do with the remains!'
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
NO MORE spREEs FOR HIM
Changing the Letter on Stsnos-
saphse's Typewriter Cured Him
Of the Drink Habit.

In . certain railroad once in the
West Bottoms 10 . stenographer, upon
whom his employer places considera-
BE confidence. for he ID one Of the
best in the business. Only one short
coming has ever been found against
him. but this was . grievous one. tho
kind that was increased 100 per cent
whom the bi-monthly pay law went
into effect. Long and faithful service
kept him from being discharged, and
his employer was very lenient From
month to month. however, 1t could be
noticed that hs was slipping 4 little
more with each payday. Finally ono
last plan was decided upon to keep
him in the service and prevent his
falls from the wagon.
During an absence following . pay
day typewriter mechanic was
pressed into service, to change the let
tiers on the machine around. The next
morning the stenographer reported for
work with evidences Of hangover"
His employer started on him good and
early, with q message which was to
be rushed.
The stenographer started work. Tho
result was something Of an "x-&5!'"
affair. Finally he decided ut was no
use"
81 guess I have been cutting up
little," he said. II expect better take
q day of and sober up"
1t was agred thus. and during the
day Of SOLDERING up. the letters on the
machine were set back into place.
The plan worked and though the Incl
dent occurred six months ago. tho
stsnographer hasn't missed day.
Kansas City Journal.
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
Only a Few People Ha. e Enough
Money To Be Drones.

ssothes do9 fetch on shares.
sahl ssHees Show-.e doakey brials . punch o frs.
ts.tssss Vrnia
Peeshoafas hs would odsuppiy
Uahsppy Custom
Hsnpshre
foolish habit OF
ss tdb the law work,
Through
be
rule
in
The Holly chieftain., 1912-08-02
THERE NOW-lET IT RAIN! mol
MORE lEAkY ROOFS FOR NINE
! CAN DEPEND ON GAL-vA-NlTE.

No paintins-no patch.
0e-no fuSSinG With
e6ks-no skilled labor
70 pay for-no after ex.
penso-that'S tho short
story Of 0At-VA.NITU.
This ready to lay roof.
Ing - 20 much batter
than shingles and 20
much easier and cheaper
to lay that Il 10 NO Won.
der that the demand for
oAL.vA-NtTH q %
great.
0AL.vA /. MITE costs
20 little and serves 20
well on steep or nat
roofs that you cannot
AFFORD to put up with the
trouble and sxpense Of
1oAky roofs. The best
way to make repairs -
70 cover the old roof
With 8 new roof II GAL
1o the work With buf :
MANNER and jackknitA
0AL-vA.NITB 10 wa.
terproofed with mineral
asphalt and weather.
proofed with q perfect
tn1ulat1on of faxed
mira Ik r. Ne1f mn n
complete with nails, lap
cement and full difoc.
0onS for laying.
Call and get eanpleo.
Makee no difference
Whist you're building.
You ought to use
GAcvAsNUTR.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

Tree In marvellous glory cleaned.
And going and coming. and com.
ing and going. Dhl %
With drummers a.drumming and
buglers ALLOWING.
We're all OF the children that ever
have played since ever the
world began.
And each little fellow and each little
maid delightedly laughed aud
ran.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

And then In this
~ o u d erf u l
dream ! dream
cd. ! thought
;hat the Christi
mas Tree
Grew fairer and
iairer until II.
SEQ m g d no
fairer = thing
could be:
And all OF the
children I b e y
all e d m y
name and all Of
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17
RAFS JURY SYSTEM

New York. Dee. i..-Spcaking at
Carnegie hall. Judge Ben II. Lindsey
OF Denver said the jury system In
criminal trials was n relic OF the
dark ages and should be abolished.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

And then In this
wonderful dream
Of mine the chill.
dren ran to and
fro
And marched In .
long and winding
line xa swiftly a.
they might 70;
And each ns he pass.
ed the Christmas
Tree looked up
with Q radiant
fnFA
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17
Whom to Thank

Il suppose you feel very thankful to
Santa Claus for providing you with
such a fine turkey" said the minis
ter to Uncle 'Lijah's little boy.
Nav, sah," replied the piccaninny.
Uncle tole dis chile' ter be than full
ter Farmer Green fur leavin' his hen.
house dore on dc jar
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17
Valuable Gift.

Talking about Christmas.boxes." !"
remarked \ commercial traveller. the
one I got last year would be hard to
beat. Our suv'nor never gave US a
Christmas-box. SO you can imagine
how surprised we were when he told
us all to go into his ONCE. where he
sat with pile of envelopes in his
hand.
Gentlemen said he, I intend to
give each Of you Christmas present
this year. These envelopes contain
something valuable. which hope you
will make good use Of
"Of course we thanked him and
marched out. thinking that he was a
good sort, after all And what do you
think was In the envelopes"
"A check?"
NO; 1t was q confOunded prescrip.
tion for the cure of indisestion!
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17
THEY'RE WOMEN. TOO,

Sew York. Dec. i1.-Sufiragets
have adopted ''voIcelcss speeches TO
advance their cause The speeches
are printed on cards and displayed
in the shop windows.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17
NOW. WHO WILL SAY
OLD PHILA IS SLOW !

Philadelphia. Dec. l1.-At a din
ner given By, Mrs. Edward II, Stotes-
bury the bachelors were p'a on eNhi-i
bition. the guests were entertained
In the barroom OF the Ritz-cnrlton
and the women smoked cigarcts.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

Printing Of every description neat
iy and quickly executed at the
job roon4, Samples
and quotations on request. Use the
telephone. Trinidad 40. II
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

Athens, Ga, Dec. 1.-THE uni
versity commission on southern race
questions. composed of eleven col
lege professors chosen from the facul-
ties OF eleven state universities will
meet here Dec. 10 to begin tho first
thoroughly organized and sympathet-
ic and Intelligent effort to help the
negro that has been undertaken in
the south by the south since the col
ored man became n citizen.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17
TO THE LITTLE FOLKS
Q . Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q . Q

. Santa Claus letters. received
. by the ChrGniclc-N.ws after six
. y. m. Monday. Dec. 20. cannot
. he published. II will tc too late
. after that time to deliver them.
. Santa Claus belongs to the ranks
. OF the Early shoppers. and. nm 4
. less his liitic friends hurry up
. with their letters he Will do his
. buying without I chsuggcstions 4
. he usually receives. Send in
. your Santa Claus letter right
. away.
. . % go 900 90 .
ID. =. - 't
Neither does one need to have rhc
to find some .xcus. for kick
Ing on the weather.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17
TO THE LITTLE FOLKS
,>>>>>>>>>>>>>~,

. Santa Claus letters. received .
. by the Chronicle News after six .
. y. III. Monday. Dec. 30. cannot .
. be published !, VIII be TOO .
. late after that time to deliver .
eihcm. Santa Claus belongs to .
. the ranks OF early shoppers and. =
. unless his little friends hurry .
. up with their letters he Will do =
. his buying withou, III. susg.s- .
. tons h. usually receives. Send .
. In your Santa Claus letter right .
. away. =
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

the children smiled.
And suddenly then to my heart there
came the faith Of little child.
And going and coming and coming
and going. l.E'
With drummers a.drumming and
buglers ALLOWING.
I marched with the children OF all
the lands. OF all the years and
times,
And laughed as we ran with our
close-linked hands and chanted
our world.old rhymes.
WILBUR D. Neo0lT.
eafRExsStSaer
SI": :a,S1'
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

No change Is 80 welcome as that
which varies the monoiony OF an
empty sasorkct.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

New York. Dee. i7.-pr. \iinJni-
mar Stcfansson. explorer for the
American Museum of Natural His
tory. has returned from his trip In
To the artic circle and Is describing
tn. red headed Eskimo he found iar
up In northern Canada. II. believes
,h.s. people are descendants OF
Morse aaycnturcrs driven from
Greenland nearly thousand years
'Hgo. Twelve OF band OF thirt.
found by Dr. Stefansson had red
hair and beard. and their features
were Caucasian ro,her than Eskimo
They could not count higher than
six. had never seen whit" man. \
rifle or bit of cloth.
The chronicle=news., 1912-12-17

4 woman is very clever TO he able
to learn from Il man what she knows
so much better tnan lie does.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-07-24
DECIDE MAN CAN
FORGE OWN NAME

LOS ANGELES, July 9.-The postal
authorities decided today that a man
can forge his own name If a fraud
issue is involved As a result. Sam
uel Phillips paid over to Postoffice IN
spector NJ A. Martin $500 which he
had received on four 500 money or
ders in Nevada City about two months
ago.
The transaction is without paral-
lei in postoffice money order annals,
according to the inspectors. 1t in
wolves two men, each named Samuel
Phillips both residents of this city,
both brick masons Each has sister
living in Portland, Ore. and each was
expecting remittance from his sister,
according to authoritative information
furnished the authorities.
At the time the money was obtained
one of the two men was working in
Nevada City. The letter containing
the money orders came here and was
forwarded to Nevada City. Phillips
had them cashed at once, as he had
been expecting $500 insurance money
from his sister.
1t happened, however, that the
money orders were sent by Esther
Phillips, sister of the other man. to
her brother. and he was heard from
when they failed to reach him. And
it required much time, correspondence
and patience to straighten matters
out.
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had put forth his most desperate e.
fort to break down the stone wall Of
opposition that had been built up
against him. He forgot nothing. he
left nothing undone He attacked the
Hearst newspapers because they had
brought about the second inyestiga-
ton which ended in his defeat and he
denounced President Taft, Theodore
Roosevelt, w. ]. Bryan, SeaaTof Kerr
and al lothers who had a hand in 1t.
But before he gave. up he slood
lack and allowed the vote to be TAX
en-. He rose to heights or oratory
seldom reached even in the Senate.
Much has been said," cried Lor-
inner, after he had appalled, to the
Democratic members of the Senate to
support him, that Lorimer has a pure
private life. Sneators, if you believe
it, I ask nothing from you on that
ground. 1t is no part of this case. l
hope it will not influence any Senator
in making up his Judgment.
Much has been said of the beauti-
full home one glance at the beautiful
faces, ore kiss from each-oh, IL is
recompense for all my troubles.
Defended by Family.
They'll not feel that I'm turned out
in disgrace he said as he stood with
outstretched arms facing the entire
Senate. They'll form hollow
square and defend me against the
world. In that am l not blessed by
my merit?" he cried.
And in all these trials and tribula-
tons, with all that surrounded by
them-I'm the happiest of men living
and blessed by Gods sun.
And ask nothing Of them because
my home life is fdeal-if such be the
case.
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HIS WIFE TOO LAVISH
WITH LADS OF ARMY

OAKLAND, Cal, July l. = Within
three days of their marriage Jennie E.
Berrey made the discovery that Quirl-
tas H. Berrey, her second husband, was
Infinitely more contemplate than her
first husband, and Berrey cited her
statement to that effect as cruelty in
suing for a divorce today. They were
married at Honolulu July z, 1898, and
July 10, when she began inviting
squads of soldiers to her house and en-
tertaining them lavishly, she ranked
him with her earlier spouse, as he al
legged.
Berrey said that she was very fond
of soldiers and expended considerable
sums of money in hospitality toward
them, besides demanding that Berrey
escort her and them to places Of
amusement. She wrote long letters to
enlisted men, he charged, and left in
structions at the postoffice that her
mail was to be delivered only to her
self. She gave her photographs to army
men, and when Berrey was called back
to Virginia she told him she would
not accompany. him if he gave her the
whole State. 4ttH WER
Berrey purchased a hotel at Sierra
Vile, but alleged that his wife drove
guests. away by receiving attentions
openly from one of the men staying
there. He alleged that his wife de-
serted him. leaving word that she had
gone to Alaska, but later he heard
that she was without funds; and she
also embarrassed him, he said, by cir
culating the report that his own cash
reserve was gone.
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go from this body il will be because
than against it. My exit will not be
because of fear. My exit will not be
because am coward 1t will be be
cause of the crime of the Senate OF
these United States"
He paused, not a soy to be heard
NOT movement wY ITO be noticed
in the Senate chamb6 The hundreds
OF fans in the galleries were held mo-
tionless in the air. Then-"I'fl ready, =
said Lorimer.
He turned, breathing heavily, and
walked around behind his fellow sen
ators to his seat in the last row. And
there he sat with his head supported
by his hand while the Senate decided
his fate.
Mr.. President said Senator Lea,
as soon as Lorimer was seated, II sug-
gest the absence of a quorum.E
The clerk will call the ROLL" said
Senator Gallinger, President pro TEN.
The call bells rang. The clerk be-
gan calling the roll The few who
were absent entered the chamber.
Among them was Senator La Toilette,
who walked quickly down the aisle
and took mis- seat in the froEt row.
Eighty-two Senators have respon.
ed to their Names" said Senator Gal
linger. "A quorum of the Senate is
present
Dixon Replies to Charge.
Senator Dixon of Montana arose
and replied to an affidavit introduced
by Lorimer on Thursday, the first day
of his speech. The affidavit was sign
ed by r. A Holland, a Georgia dele
gate to the Republican national con-
vention. He charged that he had
been offered 2 bIibe to vote for Theo-
dore Roosevelt, of whose campaign
Senator Dixon was manager.
Senator Dixon called the affidavit 9
deliberate falsehood
Senator Benjamin r. Tillman-he
was WAS once known as "Pitchforl
Ben llman''-aTose.
Il desire to make statement" ht
said, 4 am too weak to read it and J
ask that it be read by the clerk
The clerk read it, and when he
came TO the Senator's reasons for sup
porting Lorimer and his statement
that since his stroke of paralysis lie
had given some thought to the here
AFTER" Senator Tillman buried his
face in his hands and openly gave
way to his emotion.
Senator Leas resolution declaring
Lorimer's election invalid wGs then
raed.
Begins Calling Roll.
The clerk viii call the roll. said
Senator Gallinger.
Aye was the response from Sen
ator Ashurst
1t was the first vote cast,-and
against Lorimer.
The roll-call proceeded. One by
one the Senators answered their
names, and nearly every one was a
vote for Lorimer's expulsion. Lorimer
heard them all without a change OF
expression.
When the name of Senator Cullo'a
his colleague, was reached fourtee,
ad already voted against him and
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.LORIMER 5 FRIENDS in SENATE DESERT HIM when
FATEOf BLONDE BOSS ISHANGINGINBALANCE'
Dramatic Scene When Illinois
Questionable Senator Is
0uSted

:
A has gone.
Il The Senate of the United States to.
i day unseated the junior Senator from
/ Illinois by vote of SO to 2S-two to
i enc.
The Lea resolution which was
| adopted by vote of almost two to
kre, was as follows:
Resolved, That corrupt methods
land practices were employed in the
election of William Lorimer to the
il Senate Of the United States from the
H State of Illinois, and that his election
i therefore, was invalid
: 1t was the second vote in the Senate
on the same question On March last
| William Lorimer was retained by a
vote Of 46 to 49,
/ OF the Senators who voted against
Eorimer last year only one changed
r bis vote today This was Senator
Jones of washington But of the
| Senators who voted for Lorimer last
year five voted against him today
These were Senator Shelby M. Gull
lcm Of Illinois, Lorimer's veteran col
league and dean Of the United States
Senate, and Senators Briggs, Curtis,
simmons and Watson.
How Senate Voted.
Those who voted to GUST Lorimer
we're:
Ashurst, Bacon, Borah, Bourne,
Briggs, Bristow, Brown, Bryan, Bur-
ton. Chamberlain, Clapp, Crawford,
Cullom. Cummins, Curtis, Dixon, Fall,
Gardner, Gore, Gronna, Hitchcock,
johnson. Kenyon, Kern, La Toilette,
Lea, Lodge, Martin. MARITIME. Myere,
Nelson, Newlands, O'Gorman, Over
man. Page, Poir:dexter, Pomerene,
Raynor, Reed, Root, Sanders. Shively,
Simmons, Stone, Sutherland, Swan.
son, Townsend, Watson, Williams,
zona; Smith, Georgia; Smith, Michi
gan; Smith, South ca 'olina
Those who voted against the Lea
resolution and in favor of primer
ere:
Bailey; Bradley, Brandagee, Burn
ham, Carton, Clark, Wyoming; Crane,
dillingham;, Fletcher: Foster, Calling
er, Gamble, Guggenheim, Johnson,
Paynter, Penrose, Psrxias. Richard-
son.. Smith. Maryland; Smoot, Step
henson, Thorton, TIliman, Watmore
2S.
Senators paired in favor of the
resolution were:
Chiffon, Culberson, Davis and Owen.
Senators paired against were:
Bankhead. Dupont, Hayburn and
Warren.
Senators absent and not paired
were:
Percy and McLain.
Senator Lorimer did not vote.
There are 50 members in the Sen
ate, there being one vacancy from
Colorado.
Senator Cullom's vote against Lori
mer caused considerable stir. After
wards Senator Cullom said
With my knowledge of the situa-
pon in the Illinois Legislature and the
testimony in this case, could not
vote to declare that 10 corruption was
used on Senator Lorimer's election. 2
Lorimer finished his three-day
speech at 1886 this afternoon His
peroration was mastery in its drama
tic intensity. The blonde boss stood
squarely in the center aisle of the
Senate chamber, feet spread apart, |
hair disheveled, perspiration stream
ing down his face.
Senators" he cried, IF you cast
NE out, while have life and strength |
I'm going to continue trying to make |
reputation and character of never
having been a coward.
Crime of Senate.
"Oh, no, no, no, no. I'll not resign. |
His voice rose to a scream. If III