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CHAPTER XXIII.

H SHARP wall. as of an animal iE
 "A sudden torture. burst from the / lips of Henry Breed. He = = started forward. shaking and trembling. the veins on his leathern old face starting out like whipcords He raised both his clinched fists und opened his mouth to speak. but nu words came.
 Speech was supplied on the instant. however. by Sumner Rollins. "By heaven. no!' he cried. "I knew that you contemplated some folly. Kelvin but never that you had in your era sed mind crime so great as this or ] should either have impeached you as traitor or had you imprisoned as n lunatic. Hear me. you men! Let no word of this proclamation get be yond this room as you value your lives"
 Arrest that man!' shouted Kelvin.
 Arrest me if you dare!' cried Rol- lins. "I am going from this room free man, and I will show you that patriotism and the love of liberty in the United States are neither dead nor asleep. In every village and upor every farm there still dwells the i'm mortal spirit of our forefathers. Ke) win. l am going out of here to face you with an army which can defeat any politically made army in the world. an army fighting for the sacred and undefeata ble causes of home an' country and freedom. I shall issus such a call that every unvitiated de scendant of every true American will swing into line to sweep this colossa' folly back into the fourteenth century where 1t belongs. and to make f.: word and laughingstock of the nan's of Phillip Kelvin-emperor"
 Gro Be Continued.)
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Lyndon, Ky. -"I have been taking Lydia E. Pinkham' s Vegetable Compound for headaches, neuralgia pains, backache, nervousness and general run down con- dition of the system, and am entirely re- lieved of these troubles. I recommend your remedies to my friends and give you permission to publish what write. Mrs. H. VoN RIDDEN, Lyndon, Ky.
 When woman like Mrs. Won Roden is generous enough to write such 8 let tar as the above for publication, she should at least be given credit for a sincere desire to help other suffering women.
 If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (c0nfl- dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by woman and held in strict confidence.
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RAILROADS
QHH KSk M!SSKsHzTTgg.
 ./RAHRAAN MARCH 1, 1912 Trains Leave Bridgeport AS
 Follows:

FOR NEW YOEK-"f2:z5Q. s4.4a .S:s1, a:os. .1o:oo. f1i:o7 A. n. .12:so. 12:45. "1:1sQ. s1:52. s2:2z. sss; :5;ls .s,: :;o7 .sas 'S;aa; 5oos f;1s si,s pA1s;-is:25o. isS; :i:4s. .5:1s. s:is. !9:IS !9:IS, 5:o7. 70 's:27. fs:45. .7:ss, .7:s. sS:13. s9:36. 10:01 F. M.
 FOR WAsHINGTON. Via narlem s:4s. noE ss. sE" .s:ss. :fo:4s. :iiss s4s. 4 M.-+12:27. 12:as. 1851. '2:2s. 's:si, '3:41. '4:2s, 4:57 '5:ss. .6:4o. 's:6S. paSsIlss4. T;as I2 s4s 1:4i is' s:ls. M ie!1c suN .1o:2s, '11:1e, '11:ss A. M.-:s:2s. .4:2s. *s:so, 's:54. 7:1S. s7:s2. ts:o:.
 FOR BOSTON. via Sew London snS r:9yiaenssi. ss. :s .t.s' s'.s ss. .i1 is sUNDAYS-'I:!I SIS. to New Lon- don. .11:ss A. M.-'2:ss. '4:2s. 'S:Ts P. M
 FOR BOSTON, Via Hartford anA WillimaEric-'9:21. A. M.-s3:3I. F, M.
 FOR TWISTED and Intermediate DAYs%s:so A. M.-S:45 P. M.
 FOR WATERBURY, ANSOvIi, DERBY and Intermediate Stations 5:00, zoo, 500. 9:21 (express) $40. +11:40 A. M.-2:35, .*5:51. 7.45 P. N. SUNDAYS--8:30. 11:z0 A. M.-s:4E. 500 P. M.
 FOR GT. HARRINGTON, LEMON. PITTSFIE,.D, ETC-7:00. 9:50 AM. -4:2S P. M.-SUNDAYS-s:a A. M
 FOR DANBURY, NEW MILFORD, ETC. via BrOokfieid Junction-7:00. $50 A. M.-4:2S, "A P. M.-SUN. DAYS-CS:30 A. M.
 FOR LITCHFIELD. ETC.-9:60 A M.--4:2S F M.-SUNDAYS-S:SO i N.
 Express :rsi1s f.oca; E-presA
 O to Harlem River Station.
 c via Hawleyville.
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CHAPTER XXI.

~HE led him back into the other wing of the house, and he
 drowned as he noted that the ~ room into which he was shown ldjoined the suit Lillian occupied. h. ide the room he examined the com- r-1stcating door. There was no key In it; but, stopping down to inspect the bolt, he could see that 1t was locked, and, with a nod of satisfaction, he made haste to get to rest. He had scarcely begun to undress, however, when the communicating door opened, and Lillian, clad in the same kimono fin which she had before entered his private apartments at the Esplanade in New York, came in, laughing as if her act were but a childish prank
 "Have you no discretion whateverw Kelvin demanded, with some impa- tence.
 "Not much" she answered gayly. kWhat is the use of it in a poky, hum
 Um place like this, where everybody
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MALE HELP WANTED

WANTED-Resronsi young men. who are able to furnish team and wagon, to sell on commission to farmer the hest line of household necessities, for the oldest. largest and most responsible company or the kind in the world. About 1000 salesnen now working, earning on
 the average over S100 per month net clear of aII eyuenses. Net earnings of best men. over $3OO per month. Two millioa farmers now using these thoroughly adver- tised goods. Established 1SsS. Capital s2,000,00O. Address. The J. R. Watkins O., 113 South Gay Street, Baltimore, Md. R15 'tf
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Is deaf, dumb and blind? Come, l want to show you something"
 "Pll look at it in the morning." re turned Kelvin.
 ''In the morning won't do," she in sisted. "It will be too late then.'
 She insisted so strongly that Kelvin finally went with her into her own apartments. She went to her desk and brought a letter.
 "See," she said, "I have found a note written by George Blagg to Ben White, the father of your precious friend Elsie while he was still gar dener. Blagg has been contracting for a million rifles, for one thing" As she spoke she seemed to be listen ing intently. Phillip reached out his hand for the missive. She thrust it quickly behind her back and looked up at him with bantering eyes. 'Is that the way you express your thanks?'' she playfully protested. "You shan't have it until you show yourself more grateful than that" And she pursed up her lips.
 With something of reluctance Phil lip bent forward to give her the stipu- lated kiss, and as he did so she sud- denly threw her arms about his neck. At that instant the hall door opened wide at the hand of Lucy, and Henry Breed. stalked in, followed by Dr. Eel plan and Herbert Rensselaer, and his aunt. Phillip and Lillian instantly sprang apart, but it was too late. The tableau had been seen. Henry Breed was the first to find his voice.
 'Lucy told us that Lillian wished to see us in her room and led the way he observed dryly, "but Lucy seems to have been mistaken"
 "She was," asserted Lillian coolly tell you bit of news. grandfather You may announce tomorrow that the long standing secret engagement be- tween Phillip and myself is to culmi- nate in an immediate wedding. We were just discussing the date. think about the first of next month will suit us best, won't it, Phillip?' and her hand sought his.
 Phillip. half confused, half angry, put as good a face upon the matter as he could and agreed, with every ap- pearance of suavity. that the first was an ideal date. Having announced their intention, the surprised couple were able to look their captors in the face with more or less of cool defiance. In Herbert's eyes Kelvin saw grave re monstrance. pr. Zelphan was openly chuckling. Henry Breed was smiling and rubbing his withered old palms to- gether. The shocked and mortified Mrs. Rensselaer, finally found her motive power and. sailing into the room, took Lillian's arm under her own and marched away with her to her own apartments. Dr. Zelphan was the first to congratulate Phillip, shaking hands with him heartily.
 'eIt is wonderful match" said be with sardonic glee, "an ideal match"
 Henry Breed delightedly patted Kel- win on the shoulder and called him son, and 1t never seemed to cross his mind that there had been anything in
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MERCHANTS EXCHANGE

get your keys fitted. locks repaired. saws filed, lawn mowers sharpeped. and all kinds of ljght repa1Ii ing oone st Smiths Gun Store. 9e Wall Street. Tel. 75-4.
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Merchants Line

Daily Except Sunday
 Leaves New York, Pier 19. East River, ?. m. Due at Bridge rors, 1880 p. m. Leave Bridgeport. Joy Line Dock, a. m. Arrive New York 2 a, m. For further information and rates apply to J. B. Shepard, Agent.
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OUR BRASS SIGNS and enamel signs are the most attractive and durable Signs in the worlG. Call and see our sample window lettering. Get our prices. The Schwerdtle Stamp O., II Cannon St. s 22 dS
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CALL AT OUR OrFTCE-we win ad. vance you money on your own note if you own property no matter how much your property is mortgaged
 at. Bridgeport Realty Co.,, Room
 10S-110. Warner Bldg. LIZ eff
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WALL PAPERS. 1912 designs. Roorus papered $2.50 up. Painting req sonable. Ferd Beck. 641 Central Ave. A19tSs
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MISCELLANEOUS WANTS

NEW PADDED VAN for moving fur niture and pianos, best attention ;nd careful men. Call P. l.. Quig- ley, 207 Wheeler Ave. Phone 2877.
 S II s *p
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WANTED.-Piano tuning and repair
 ed. F. E. Kelsey. 20. Box No. 904.
 Bridgeport Conn. B 8as ID
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ADVERTISE IN THE PRIMER
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AGENTS everywhere can make mon- ey. spare time, distributing Post Cards advertising our Chewing Gum. No canvassing. Liberal terms. Yearly contract. Weekly settlements. Send seven two-cent stamps for supply Post Cards. in- structions and contract. Spearmtnt Company, 1777 Broadway. Depart ment 69. New York.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1912-03-30

REMEMBER that Hoffman's Coal &
 Wood Yard guarantees the quality
 and height of his coal. 269 Knowl- ton St. Tel. 2292 A1S
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SHOE REPAIRING at moderate
 prices. High class shoes made to
 order. We call and deliver. Te1e-
 phone. Goodyear Shoe Repairing Co.,, 76 John St. R2 sU
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WANTED-Houseke to try "In- fusoria Cream" the finest and best silver polish known. Guaranteed harmless. Ask your dealer for 1t.
 S26 SD
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DOOR AND WINDOW SCREENS made to order. Odd screens repair
 ed in all kinds of wood and finish. Estimates furnished. Henry c. Hon- man & Co., 255 Water St. RIG sn
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FOR RENT.-12 room house, partly furnished or unfurnished, suitable for one or two families. 793 Broad street. Enquire between 2 and 4
 D. m. 5 Z9 S D
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06

Is found to require continuing Of
the position. In the meantime the
penitentiary warden will discharge
the administrative duties connected
with the institution
Governor West admitted that in
asking Superintendent James to take
a leave of absence without pay he was
not actuated alone by motives of econ
omy. He did not deny his vexatioD
upon several occasions when he called
at the office of the superintendent late
in the working day only to find that
that funetlonary was not on the job.
He admitted also that when he founG
the superintendent was leaving 100
acres of rich land on the prison farm
unproductive that it vexed him. 1t
seems that the inability of the super
intendent, not denying his good quail
tiles, to meet the progressive ideas of
the governor in the administration OF
prison affairs. also had considerable
influence in the request that he take
leave of absence, which, now that
the superintendent persists in staying,
Is to be construed as his resignation.
There are other things to come" "
said the governor significantly, in ref
erence to the prison situation, before
taking his leave for Salem.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
REAL ESTATE-INVESTMENTS
BRITISH COLUMBIA.
Facts and Figures.

s4,250, 100000 was expended on
roads and public works in 1911.
s14.399, 100000 value of farm pro-
ducts in 1910.
s14.962, 100000 value of imported
livestock, meat, fruits, etc, 1910.
$4,000. 100000 value of manpfss
lures. 1910
$2s,iSS, ,00U.oc value OF minerals
produced in 1910.
$1I16O,OOO.OO value of timber cut
in 1910.
sS,OOO,OOO.OO value of fish caught
1910.
s5s6,555,s92.OO, clearing house re-
turns for 1910.
1,O4O, 100000 feet of lumber cut in
1910.
The average value of occupied farm
land in British Columbia in 1910 was
S74.00. Less than one-tenth of the
available agricultural land in B. C. is
occupied.
Mild climate suitable to successful
farming and desirable climate in
which to live the year round. Close
to market. being the same distance
from Portland, oregon, as San Fran
cisco.
There is plenty of room for you.
North Coast Land Co, Ltd, Van
couver, B. c.. paid up capital $780,
900.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
CARTOONS USED BY
CHRISTIAN PASTOR

Those in charge of the services at
the Christian church were especially
gratified with yesterdays work as the
attendance was good and the genera
interest very fine. The morning SER
vice" Is becoming more and more pop
ular and but very few come late or go
away before it is, entirely complete.
Some very striking cartoons from
the late Frank Beard, were used by
the pastor in illustrating the morning
lesson. The one which seemed to
made the deepest impression was en-
titled PAY Day" and showed the
criminal in stripes the grating po-
liceman, the unfaithful preacher who
failed to warn people of their sins,
the society leader and card player
in fact great hoard of common ev-
cry day sinners with whom we are
familiar even right here in Pendleton
standing before Satan, who with a
fringe of scorn is pointing signifi-
cantly to the words, "The wages Of
sin is DEATH The master painting
of Hoffman was also shown, as Illus
trating the power of wealth to seduce
and lead astray even the young. Mr..
Holmes said he had been privileged
to see the painting last summer while
attending the International Sunday
School Convention in San Francisco,
and that it was insured for over
hundred thousand dollars. Its title is
The Rich Young Ruler" A fine il
lustrated song was also enjoyed by
all. Much interest is being manifest
ed, too, in the entertainment to be
given at the church tonight to which
free tickets were distributed at yes
terday mornings service. A small
admission fee will be charged all who
do not hold tickets. The pictures to
be used are upon the topic, Seeing
and Hearing" and are very fine
There were many strangers in last
nights audience, and that they were
cordially welcomed was shown by the
remark of one man as he passed out,
who said "They nearly shook my
arm off" and by another who at
tended both the services of the day
and said last night that he had not
attended a more cordial church in
the northwest. 1t looks like the
church was attempting to live up to
their motto, "Only Once a Stranger"
The pastor gave very instructive
and interesting sermon last night on
''The Holy Spirit in Regeneration"
and announced that he would discuss
The Baptism in the Holy Spirit"
next Sunday night.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
PENDLETON MAN
BECOMES RANCHER
Especial Correspondence.) }

Gibbon, Ore, May 6.-Roy Ravis
and family have moved from Pendle-
ton here where they will reside per-
manently. Mr.. Davis recently pur-
chased stock ranch from John
Thompson.
Roy Sampson is in Pendleton.
r. c. Hager was in Pendleton Mon
day.
Mr. and Mrs. John Thompson went
TO Pendleton Tuesday, returning We'd
nesday.
Mr.. and Mrs David Bonifer and
daughters went to Pendleton Satur-
day.
Miss Anna May Thompson has gone
to Weston to attend her aunt, Mrs
Lieual!en. who is i'll at that place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Davis are here
visiting their son Roy. Mr.. Davis
will remain here this summer, but
Mrs. Davis will go to Pendleton the
first of June to receive medical treat
ment.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
GOES TO GUARD SEALS.
First Revenue Cutter Leaves Seattle
for Bering Sea.

Seattle, Wash.-The revenue cutter
Manning, first of the Bering Sea pa
trol vessels, sailed from Seattle for
the north to guard the eastern section
of the Alaska peninsula from Unimak
Pass to Kodiak island, until the fur
seals enter Bering Sea, when the cut
ter will follow.
The Tahoma will sail in a few days
and the Mccullough and Bear will go
later. With Russia, Japan and Eng
land cooperating with the United
States it is expected that it will not
be necessary to keep close watch at
the rookeries, and the cutters will
carry mail to fishing vessels, schools
and missions, hold court at the set
Elements and do other useful work.
1t is declared by naturalists that
the seal herd in a few years will be
as large as it was before the pelagic
sealers began their slaughter.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
PRISON OFFICIALS
DISCHARGE EXPLAINED
HAD NEGLECTED DUTIES
AT STATE PENITENTIARY
Governor West Appears at Institution,
Finding superintendent Not at Post
OF Duty and Latter Dignitary's Re-
call Follows.

Portland, Ore, May 6-Some echoes
OF Governor Vests new prison Off
cial "decapitation policy" were heard
coincidentally with the governors
arrival from a visit to Hood River and
Shellrock.
1t is likely the governor will con-
slider the refusal of Superintendent
James of the penitentlary, to accept a
leave of absence without pay, as the
resignation of that official He inti-
mated that If superintendent James
did not take his leave of absence to-
day there would be a new superin-
tendent in his place, a superintendent
content to accept the honors of the Of
flee without salary. This kind of an
appointment will be made If the Law
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
NOTICE OF PROPOSALS FOR
STREET SPRINKLING FOR THE
SEASON OF 1912.

Notice is hereby given that pro-
posals will be received by the Com
mon Council of The City of Pendle-
ton at the office of the City Recorder
at the City Hall building until May
18th, 1912. at 5 o'clock p. M, for
sprinkling the streets of The City of
Pendleton for the season of 1912, the
districts to be sprinkled are as fol-
lows viz:
District No. 1,
All streets on the north side of the
Umatilla River.
District No. Q.
All streets on the south side of the
Umatilla River, west of the east line
of Main street, and north of the south
line of Webb street.
District No. 8.
All streets lying east of a line begin
ming at the intersection of the east
line of Main street with the Umatilla
River, thence following the east line
of Main street to the south line OF
Webb street, thence following the
south line of Webb street east to the
west line of College street, thence
following the west line of College
street to the south line of Railroad
street, thence following the south
line of Railroad street east to the
termination thereof thence southerly
to the City limits.
District No. 4.
All streets south of the south line
of Webb street and west of the west
| line of College street.
The City to furnish sprinkling wa
CONS and water, and the contractor
to furnish horses, harness and drivers,
and to put up and take down all
stand pipes, ETC., separate proposals
will be received for each district, and
no contract will be awarded to any
one bidder for more than one district,
the hours of sprinkling to be in ac-
cordance with the orders of the street
committee all bids shall specify the
| price per team and man per day of
10 hours, time when teams are not
engaged in sprinllling to be deducted,
the City reserves the RIGHT to reject
any and all bids.
Dated at Pendleton, Oregon this
End day of May, 1912.
THOS. FITZ GERALD,
City Recorder.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

RESTAURANT-BEST OPPORTUNI-
ty for restaurant man; present own
er has made n fortune and wishes
to retire; he owns building and will
give lease on restaurant and %
rooms, both in first-class condition,
for $3.50 monthly; rooms always
full and bring in big income; es-
tablished over 20 years, and right
man can make another fortune. If
you are restaurant man, this is
your one big opportunity Price
$4,000, Address Gus La Fontaine
Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
NOTICE FOR BIDS FOR STREET
SWEEPING OF PAVED STREETS
OF THE CITY OF PENDLETON.

Notice is hereby given that Com
mon Council of The City of Pendleton
will receive bids at the office of the
City Recorder at the City Hall build
ing in The City of Pendleton up to
May 18th, 1912. at O'clock p. m. for
sweeping the paved portions of Main,
Court, Cottonwood, Webb and Alta
Streets in The City of Pendleton. for
one year, the City to furnish enc street
sweeper and water for sprinkling,
sweeping not to commence earlier
than 9 o'clock p. m. each day, the
Council reserves the right to reject
any and all bids.
Dated at Pendleton, Oregon, this
End day of May, 1912.
THOS. FITZ GERALD,
City Recorder
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
DECIDE YOURSELF.
The Opportunity Is Here, Backed b!
Pendleton Testimony.

Don't take our word for it.
Don't depend on strangers state
ment.
Read Pendleton endorsement.
Read the statement of Pendleton
citizens.
And decide for yourself
Here is one case Of IT,:
]. d. Morrow, SIT Marie street
Pendleton, oregon, says: For about
three months l had backache and If
/ did work that required stopping,
sharp twinges darted through my
loins and over my right kidney. The
secretions from my kidneys were un-
natural and irregular in passage and
pained me intensely when being void
ed. On a friends advice, 1 used
Doan's Kidney Pills and they correct
ed my trouble. 1 gladly give this
preparation my endorsement"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Mlburn Co., New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the e-Doan's-and
take no other
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
a - a CURES
- - - OLD SORES

# an old existed simply because the flesh diseased at that
particular would directly
to the place that would kill the the diseased flesh might be
that old of local and
a
a
purifying
s. ceansed blood,
healing
healthy flesh Under the purifying and tonic effects the system
built
old will douby
medical advice o a who
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06

Dizziness, vertigo (bllnd staggers)
sallow complexion. fatulence are
symptoms of torpid liver No one
can feel well while the liver is mac
tive HERBINE is a powerful liver
stimulant. A dose or two will cause
all bilious symptoms to disappear Try
it Price soc. Sold by A. c. Keep
pen G. Bros.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
Helps a Judge in Bad Fix.

Justice Eli Cherry, of Gillis Mills,
Tenn, was plainly worried. A bad
sore on his leg had baffled several
doctors and long resisted all remedies.
II thought 1t was cancer" he wrote.
"At last l used Bucklens Arnica
Salve, and was completely cured"
Cures burns, boils, ulcers, cuts, bruis-
es and piles. 25 cents at Koeppens.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES
reliable abstracts of title to all
lands in Umatilla county. Loans on
city and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
a general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for non-
residents. Write fire, life and acci-
dent insurance. References, any
bank In Pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
c. H. MARSH, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-05-06
THINKS CONGRESS "HoRRID. .
Admiral sigsbee's Full Opinion Un-

Admiral Sigsbee's Full Opinion I'm
fit 10 Print, He Says.
New York.-Rear Admiral Charles
ID. Sigsbee, speaking the other night
at a dinner of the Old Guard, critics.
ed congress in connection with the
naval appropriation.
'In my opinion" he said, "the ac-
tion Of congress in sutting the naval
appropriation was what a perfect lady
would call 'horrid'