Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-22
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VIM" gur- RICH, on giving milk.
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IT TAKES two reels 10 run or The
names oi sum. at ih"T" Greeks
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THERE AruE 80 coIorcd folk. IN
Mont,n"gru
THE DEMOCRATIC candidate
might carr his salary Ia his hat
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THERE MIGHT ho something
don" tor ne downward r"yisinn ui
IN" pro" cot cooks.
~ \ MAS doesn't know how 10
| MAX" lus, 4" q widow she knows
now ." teach him
AID EVERY man who owns Il
dog think, she animal has more
sense lhgu his n"ighhor
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4 GlrI. KNOWS lot Of things
sh" do'snl want " certain young
! man o." hu"w mat III" kn"rs
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| Morning ten W whether or not Their"
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WHILE MIR rERGuSSON II suu
| looking iuT u hook for his hat.
| Nathun Jaila's is In the ring.
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Present indicrtiona arr ina, "a"
| 1orribl" Turk Is 10 b" pushed rudciy
User uto the lusphorus
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( ONWNliD. ClIRISTiAN Soldiers
| would b." q good war song Tor rhr
N"ur"u"grua
THE TROUBLE with tho straw
, vote * that It doesn't pm Ia" win
'urr a step nearer the hHy that grows
. ina IN" white house yard
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! JOE WOODS world series money
win come IN mandy tor h" IL going
lu l." married now that the series Is
over
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WHATEVER our ir"unlcs. w
should reflect that they might ho
worse A. least We don't live In the
san JHk Of Novipa2ur
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EIGHT GAMES ni baseball cost
Boston 1SoO.OOo The high cost Of
living is getting To hc a bigger prob
lem each and every day.
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THE MORSING'S MORNING
'ught t. gu back and Join the Blu
Mooscs again. Its newest platform
Is that everybody IL "A liar.
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~ ANY OF' OUR leading business
men have been overlooked the,
should Aend In their names TO tn,
Ananlas club recruiting station a.
once.
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"HON. H. n. PERCUSSION" say
the Morning, has All the chnrac
, iteristics for successful congress
man" rity they don't do him an
good
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I October - IN History.
October %, 1884. Harry VIII
meets his urth wife al huskIng bee
October -, 100, Richard l. estnb
fishes u speed trap Ia increase hi
revenues.
h Come IL the Land oI Sunshine.
, rs hard 10 he funny
when DAYS are not sunny,
when skies are stIll leaden an
( gray
hut hearts would he lighter
n ench were fighter
who'd never let trouble dlsmay
Birmingham Ase'IIerald.
0 10
= Revise the Clothes.
They're fixing up the football rule
From one year 10 another.
: To keep these players from tn
schools
=. From manning friend ana brother
Hut why the dickens don't they set
A. work some schcmers clever.
. Upon these football clothes whic
n seem
q Much homelier than ever?
A Denver Republican.
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o Chinese Advertisers.
i Trndesmen In China have quite q
high appreciation ~ the value OF ad
NertislnE az any other people IN IN
y world, In China the biscuits bea
% the imprint 1T the baker. aud duch
n bought In the Celestial markets FRI
quently show on their backs bl
red stamp hearing the name Of th
seller.
Chinese shops have large slEr
boards which show an odd mixtuI
:. Of the pOStic and the eOmmerciI
traits az the people. Here are a "a
a eNamploas
4 'ahop pf lIeaven-Sent Luck" 'Ts
x H,snp - Celestial PginoAplsa." '"rh