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The Detroit times., 1912-10-28

car lots. 4595oc per bu.
sweet Potatoes sl.s5 per bu.
E.iS6s per Dbl.
TuIiow-NO /, &c; No 2. SC Ii.
JOINING PRICES.
Canned GOods-Appies. gals. $3.50:
baked beans. lib. so u zoe: Lima beans
tigf25. corn Fancy Maine, tI1O:
standard. soc. Table beets. slaS0l40
ard 81: Soaked. 5S@ioc. sai%on:
Sockeye. tail. ss.:6 nat. :24O: Alaska
reds. 81. 90 Alaska, pinks. 1870 To- }.
June. 3L25: sifted early June. ti.ts per
Feed -Iobbing prices in iOo-ib. sacks:
Bran; s2b: coarse middlings, ,2S; nne
cracked corr. S29; oorn and oat chop
S2S per ton
Flour Jobbing prices: Beat Michl-
gan patent $3.50. straight $3.50; clear
s. 30 per bbl In wooS.
Hardware-Nalls. 81 case; plain an
nealed wire. 81 per cwt;; galvanized
oaTbed wire point, s2.25 per spool
ssgs' $50; e gage, ssss;; Is 'S gage
biz axes. bronzed. $3.50 per doz. pol.
lshed ~ per doS' black sheets % and
S2.6S; 20 gage. $3.50 per cwt.; carriage
bolts. small 70 per cent on. large. 50
per cent OF list, machine bolts. small,
'O@2is per cent on; large. 6sq2h
Ons-Raw linseed. sac: boiled lin
seed. CSC; Diamond headlight kero-
sene. lOhc; perfection. tic; Eocene.
1sc: Crown gasoline. lSc per gall
rroyisiOns-Mess pork. sal: family.
s24m 20. clear backs, s22 20; hams, g
q lIc: briskets. 13a14c; shoulders,
lisc; picnic hams. lac; bacon lSg 2oc:
lard. in tierCes l3L e. kettle rendered
14hc per ID.
sugars-Corrected daily by w. IL
Edgar & sons: Crystal dominoes. Alb,
;s.sS; S-lb... SS.15; Eagle tablets. ss,gS:
cut loaf 'stS cubes; $3.50: xXXX
$685.; granulated. extra coarse. $500;
$3.50; crystal dOminoes. sranulatsd. IN
alb. and 6-lb. cartons. 1878; do. in
half cases. $685.; diamond A. $3.50; con-
teetionsrs' A. $50; No. 4. sS;ss! No. 5.
Sis; No. .. $50: No. 10. ss.os: No. II.
So. No. r. S495; No. IS. $3.50: No. IL.
$3.50: No Is. S49o; cooking mix
;Sre; $3.50 best granulatedi $3.50 per
tons. IS to case. ,ssS per case.
BOSTON COPPER MARKET-CIose.
Am Zinc. sos Adventure. 81; Alas
ka Gold Mines. s% Ariz. Coml. y
hemia, az. Butte * Superior. ass
Butte g. Balakl Copper 4; Cal q Arlz..
II. Cal & Hecla $50: Centenl, 1911 /;
chief, s-l6: Chino. 467s Copper Range
SAX. Davis DAILY, "a East Butte, .:
Cons. 2A CRANKY, e0Ts CIR. Cananea,
s7s Hancock. 23h Indiana. l4h; In
spiration -. Isle Royale. S2S Isl'd
Creek Coal pfd.. s6h Keweenaw. =:
La Rose az; Lake. 2sh Mass. ~ I:
Mayfowtr. i2h Miami Copper. "a Mo-
hawk. 81; New. Cons. 21S New Baltic.
Ia Nipissing. SIS North Butte, SAY (;
North Lake. 3; old Colony. So; Old
Raven. 40 Ray Cons. 21A shannon.
lax: shat. & Ariz.. 2sh South Lake.
6L Super Boston, ~ Tamarack.
~: United Fruit com. 1861 Utah Apex
.. Utah Cons, III Utah Copper. $50
L. s Smelt, as; do pfd.. 5oA; Wolver-
ine ~
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

The fifth annual reunion Of the Ode
Fellows Of Pennsylvania, Maryland anc
Virginians and District of Columbia
was held at Pen-Mar Park Thursday,
with the largest crowd that has ever
been assembled at the park.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

Martin A. Haverman, business
man, was killed and another man and
two women seriously hurt when their
automobile overturned in the Ever
green Road, Pittsburgh.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

Several York factories have been
placed on short time because Of the
war. Among them is the A. b. Far
uuhar Company, Limited, which has
large foreign trade in farm machinery.
A. B. Farquhar head of the concern.
Is in Europe and no word has been
received from him. 1t is believed he
is in Paris.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13
KEYSTONE STATE
IN SHORT ORDER.
LatestNews Happenings Gather
ed From Here and There.

LaleSlNeWSnd happenings udlner'
ed From Here and There.
TOLD IN SHORT PARAGRAPHS
motorcyeIist Charges Bull and Saves
GlrI-cosl Falls XIII Two Miners.
Man Killed In Auto
Upset. e,
Very few of Harrisburgs industries
have been affected by the war.
The Harrisburg Civic Club has ar
ranged for second hy-killing contest.
Dauphin county has received a steel
jury wheel to replace that bought In
1910.
Wellington G. Jones has been elect.
ed president of the Harrisburg Sport.
ing Writer'S Association.
A corner stone for the Church OF the
Sacred Heart, at Cornwall, was laid
Thursday.
George Wilman. a merchant OF
Shenandoah, fell from the roof of a
building he was erecting and was serl.
ously injured
Because he was sued by his wife for
non-support, John Shuttleworth, OF
West Schuylkill, stabbed himself In
the breast.
Francis Whary. fifty years old. was
killed at Shamokin when he fell down
breast distance of sixty feet
Whary leaves a widow and children.
Henry Joyce, of Locust Gap, forty.
1--WE years old, a miner, was probably
fatally burned in premature explo.
sion.
The annual convention OF Juniata
County Patriotic order Sons of Amer.
lea, was held at Thompsontown. About
five hundred Of the order attended.
Two miners were killed by falls OF
coal. At the Eagle Hill Colliery
Joseph Lucas, ffty.two years old, was
killed. Paul Yelso was killed at the
Otto Colliery, at Branchdale.
Nearly score of missionaries, who
will sail for foreign fields from San
Francisco, on the $. S. Siberia, on Sep.
tember 5. were given farewell recep.
tion at Mt. Gretna.
The Burnham Fire Company will at.
tend the firemen's convention at Har.
risburg next month. They will take
their auto truck and will be accom-.
,anied by the Burnham Band.
htIll uut llfloNf NNflNN-Ntol-bih
daughter Of Albert Hest, died from in.
juries suffered by being struck by an
automobile on the Penn Street bridge.
Reading.
Falling into bucket of water on the
porch of her home, at Altoona, Mildred.
the one-year.old daughter of J. Clar-
ence Bereestresser, motorman, was
drowned
william Mansfield of Camden, N. J..
and Timothy Loughlin, of Mahanoy
City, were badly crushed under a fall.
ing girder while working on a bridge
at MaiZeville.
At meeting of the board of man.
ayers of the Reading Y. NJ. c. A. a
call was extended to Il. II. McFadden,
of Baltimore, to become secretary of
the JUNIOR department and he will come
to Reading September /,
Friends of Dr. Francis Il. Tameraux.
of Sunbury, who is in Russia taking
postgraduate course in medicine, fear
he has been conscripted into the Cars
army, as they can get no word from
him.
When he saw a mad bull chasing
Miss Bessie Kaufman, eighteen years
old, near Sunbury, Charles Boyer, a
motorcyclist, of Grafton, drove his ma.
chine at the animal, The cycle struck
the bull in the side and Boyer was
thrown into the gutter. Frightened at
the unexpected attack of the motor.
cycle the bull turned tail and fled.
Boyer suffered many bruises and the
girl tainted,
The Kittaning Plate Glass Company,
a.. II II IIitat,ap
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

King Albert Of Belgium. whU went
to the front to command his army that
bravely opposed the passage OF Ger
man troops across Belgium to France.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

Friends of DR.. Francis f. Tameraux.
of Sunbury, who is in Russia taking
postgraduate course in medicine, fear
he has been conscripted into the Cars
army, as they can get no word from
him.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13
TOLD IN SHORT PARAGRAPHS
MotorcycIist Charges Bull and Saves
Glrl-Cosl Falls XIII Two Miners.
Man Killed In Auto
Upset e,

Very few of Harrisburs's industries
have been affected by the war.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

At a meeting Of the board of man.
ayers of the Reading Y. NJ. c. A. a
call was extended to Il. H. McFadden,
of Baltimore, to become secretary of
the JUNIOR department and he will como
to Reading September /.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

When he saw a mad bull chasing
Miss Bessie Kaufman, eighteen years
old, near Sunbury, Charles Boyer, a
motorcyclist, of Grafton, drove his ma.
chine at the animal, The cycle struck
the bull in the side and Boyer was
thrown into the gutter. Frightened at
the unexpected attack OF the motor.
cycle the bull turned tail and fled.
Boyer suffered many bruises and the
girl tainted.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

The Kittaning Plate Glass Company.
through its president, II. b. Hileman.
filed voluntary petition in bank.
ruptcy with liabilities of s3O0,1S6 and
assets of S594,9S6, The company's fac
tory was destroyed by a wind storm
last May, and the stockholders were
unable to decide upon financial plans
to rebuild 1t,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1912-08-13

President Judge Herbert w. Cum
mings, directed the School Board OF
Coal Township to turn over the books
of the district to the township audi
tors. An alleged discrepancy of 5000
exists in the accounts of the district
and the auditors asserted they could
not get at the books.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
THE MEMS OUTFlTTER.
r. E. Grisham Has New Store. Hand
some Fixtures and Big Stock.

II. Il. Grisham's place will no long
er be known as The Misfit Parlors
but has been given the more disni-
fled name OF "Grisham' The Men :
Outtitter." Mr. Grisham has recent
ly added to his stock complete line
of mems furnishings including the
well known brand of Kuppenheime,
clothing, standard line of shirts
collars, gloves, underwear and all
other lines that come under the head
of mems furnishings His store
front has been made new, two hand
some show windows have been added
new and handsome show cases have
been placed in the store and new
racks for clothing have been added
Grisham's is now a modern store il
every detail and has a standard stOc'
of goods which is the equal of am
ever carried in the city. Mr.. Grisham
is a conservative business man ana
the fact that he has made this chang,
in his line of business is abundan'
evidence that he has greaJ faith il
Ardmore and in the amount of bust
ness that will be handled here this
fall
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

cold heartlessness may say that she
should Icave him to his fate and pro-
tect hcrself-.the finger Of scorn may
point her out as the wife OF a Grim
inal highwayman and robber,
but the fact remains that 1t Is such
women as rs. Lounsberry who MAKE
this world a fit place to live in, who
make this life worth living.
No excuse is offered for the short
comings of the husband, no excuse
is sought. lie has sinned against the
laws of man and must suffer at the
hands OF man. But in the presence
of the Goa of the Universe, in the
prasence of the one who said that
il was not good for man to be alone,
this mans wife is Clinging to him,
lending him the aid and comfort o.
her presence and believing in him.
This is a wicked old world, filled with
a selfish, wicked people, but through
out this world and in the innermost
hearts of its people there flows an
undercurlent OF respect. of love and
yeneration for such women as Mrs.
Lounsberry Aid when at last she
shall have closed her tired eyes upon
lie filful scenes forever and shall
have passed over to the great ma
jority this world will have been bet
ter because for time she lived in
it.
With that devotion which has
broadcnad into love which "passeth
understanding" this woman, the wife
of confessed law breaker, has cross
ed the thousands Of miles intervening
between her home in western Ore
gon and the Kansas jai! to the with
the best man on earth to show the
world that she believes in him and to
do everything that she can for him
With reverence as well as with re-
spect the men of America-of the
world-should stand today with barred
heads when the name of the faithful
wife of Wells Lounsberry is men
toned. A woman who in the story
of the human heart stands side by
side with Mary the mother of Christ.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
OKLAHOMA GUARD PRAISED.
But Two Members "FelI Out" During
Recent Army Maneuvers.

Oklahoma City, Okla, Aug. 81
Members of the Oklahoma National
Guard composing the red" army in
the Kansas maneuvers this year
scored we'll and received the compli-
ments of the regular army umpires.
The ten days tour of duty was the
most difficult the guard has under
taken since its organization, as the
work embraced every element of ac-
tual warfare with the exception of the
use of actual bullets. All branches
of the military service were on test.
including intrenChing tools, wireless.
signaling etc. The men saw some of
the hardships of campaigning, in that
meals were missed and sleep lost.
This was the first maneuver Of this
character held in the middle west
the gatherings heretofore being con-
fined to camp and field work, with
the attending advantages of there be-
ing a large force. This year the
training was of a different sort, cal
culated to try out the citizen soldierl
under unfavorable circumstances
The weather was unusually warm
and the troops suffered no little. But
two Oklahoma Guardsmen fell out OF
account of exhaustion or sickness.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
Ul hnY
GNsiscssoi9ago
~MnnuD
HAS FAITH IN HER HUSBAND.

In speaking of her husband, Wells
Lounsberry, who is under arrest at
Topeka. Kansas, his wife said TO
some news reporters yesterday: He
is the best man on earth. | believe
i'm him. | will do everything
| can for him"
For hundreds of years the poets Of
the land have sung of the devotion
of women. For hundreds of years the
men of the world have spoken in rev
erential tones of woman, while stand
ing in her presence with barred heads.
In many cases sentimentalism has
placed the wreath uf blind adora =
ton upon the brow of all the gentler
seX-and such woman as Mrs.
Lounsberry have made this possible.
Joining with Wells Lounsberry this
woman, few years ago, promised to
love honor and obey-promised to
leave all others and cling to him
promised that his life should he hei
lifo-that his God should be her god
his people her people. Living hap
rily through the days when prosper
itys sun shone in their pathway, like a
true daughter of the Immaculate
Mary she now clings to him when the
dark and stormy side of adversely ;
ago this woman said II Will follow
whore he leads me, leaving all things
to the stranger"
And now that the great trouol,
mas come upon then. now that he is
facing a charge, the punishment fol
which, should he be proven guilty
will separate them for many years
she comes forward and with true
womanly devoton-that womanly de-
votion Of whi2h poets have sung for
aces-placos her arms about his necN
and all else forgotten in her wifell
love, SAYS "He is the best man OF
earth"
Other women may chide her, othel
women may call her n weakling, 9th
er women may say that this HUSBAND
has disGraced her and the children
which she bore him. The world in it!
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
NO GOODS DELIVERED MON
DAY. WILL BE OPEN UNTIL
NOON. w. j. LANE.
How's This -?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that
can not be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
+. ]. CHENEY Il CO, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known
F.. J. Cheney for the past fifteen
years and believe him perfectly hon
orable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any
obligation by that firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, o
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Testimonials sent free. Prices. "a
cents.
Take Halls Family Pills for ctnstl.
patton.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
NO GOODS DELIVERED MON
DAY. WILL BE OPEN UNTIL
NOON. w. J. LANE.
Tribe of Ben Hur Organized.

The Tribe of Ben Hur young
peoples society, was organized last
Thursday night with 80 members.
Mr.. Oscar Deveny was made chief
of the tribe and Mr. Dorrah was
made Judge, Miss Myrtle Steakley.
scribe, Miss Edna Bowman. teacher:
Miss Victoria Tipton, mother; Miss
Maude Williams sister; Mr. Johnnie
lrby captain; Mr.. Leo Bow, guide;
Mr.. Leland McNeese VIII be the
Bcn Hur of the tribe
Mr. Edgar Son failed to show ur
and It is generally understood that
he is breaking a calf to ride in or.
der that he may ride the doomed
goat of next Monday night. The So
cioty is composed of the younger
set and they are expecting 10 give
a home talent play IN the near IN
ture.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
ParisIans Find Rent a Burden.

Rents in Paris have increased heav-
lily within the last decade The num-
ber Of vacant dwellings Is constantly
decreasing and many citizens fear that
within five or six years they will eth
er have to pay unbearably high rents
or move outside the city.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
Protest AGAINST Social ~

You cannot expect teacher to have
the skill of an artisan, the experience
OF a horticulturist, the spirit of
naturalist, and the culture of a county
councillor, and then pay him the SAL
ary of an office clerk.-Exchange
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

Few. if any, medicines, have met
with the uniform success that has
attended the use of Chamberlain S
Cole, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rene
dy. The remarkable cures OF collie
and diarrhoea which it has effected
in almost every neighborhood have
given it a wide reputation. For sale
hv all dealers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
Can You Beat This?

=. F. Foster, of the firm of Pugh
4 Foster, has a photograph taken OF
a single twig broken from limb or
one of his Elberta peach trees On
this twig We're fourteen well devel-
oped peaches which tipped the scale
at n total weight of one hundred and
sixty ounces-ten pounds Mr. Foster
says that all of his trees We're loaded
down in this manner to the breaking
point.
The Commercial Club will probablv
have a cut made Of this photo and use
ii for advertising purposes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

FOX SALE-Two blocks rental prop
erty with seven small rent houses
IN good condition, south Ardmore,
adjoins Santa Fe railroad near oil
mill; very desirable for trackage,
warehouse or factory sites. Also
two fine vacant residence lots in
McLish addition, 115x14O, with con-
crete walks, close in. Mrs. ]. B.
wall. 2S-4
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
Transformation,

Summer Boarder-"What kind OF
fish are those, sonny" Mud suckers.
But on lie bill of fare at the Eagle
house they are mountain trout. -
life.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

AGENTS-New book telling all
about Roosevelt and the Progress.
sive Party enormous demand:
complete book ready; one sample
free to every agent: highest COM
mission or salary, Also Titanic
Disaster" White Slave Trade"
and 500 others. Write Immediate
ly for free outfit. International
Bible House, Perry building, Phil
adelphia. 21-25-2S-3O
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

A yapor bath prepares the skin
to perform its functions of health.
At the Palace Barber Shop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST Last Wednesday, locket AMI
chain, somewhere on Main Street
Finder return to Mrs ]. S. Mocha
rem or Ardmoreite office. 3O-3
LOST-Model + Buick automobile
crank, near second ward school.
Return to fire station and receive
reward. 3O-2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
To Our Patrons.

Our office and mill will be closed
all day Monday-Labor Day.
ARDMORE MILLING COMPANY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

We offer fishing tackle at one-third
off. Ritter & Son. 1-S
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

We still paint signs. Ardmore
Wall Paper. Paint and Glass Co.
Is
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
Oblivion.

''lf our man doesn't make a record
in the legislature" says the Whitsett
Courier, well send him to congress,
where he'll be lost sight of and never
heard from again"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

Take dinner on the ground at Lo-
rena Park on Labor Day. 2S-4
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

rams ~ AIDA MISS men yoh
see your grocer.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

Spend Labor Day at Lorena Park
Monday, September 2.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

We repair show cases. Ardmore
Wall Paper, Point and Glass Co.
Ia
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

FOR SALE-Single buggy and har-
ness; gas range; Acorn gas heater;
open front gas heater; gas fixtures;
double barrel shotgun. 11O4 Third
Ave, S. W., near Stanley Blvd.
27-5t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

FRESH BARREL kRAUT. w. J
LANE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
AGENTS WANTED

AGENTS WANTED-$6O per week.
No invetment or experience neces-
sary. Write for my big tailoring
proposition. P. w. Goodman, Pres
ident, 9TH Ave. & Congress ST., Chi
cago.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

Just received a fresh shipment
Johnstons Chocolates.
HOFFMAN, DRUG co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
DAILY SHIPMENTS FRESH VEG.
sTABlES. w. j. LANE.

Want ads get results. Read them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

Thursday night the ladies of the
Chickasaw club will give dance
AT the lake for the benefit of the
piano fund. Forty-two and dancing
will furnish enjoyment for the eve
ming.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01
late Society.

MIR. and Mrs Al Rice and children
are spending the weekend at
! Chickasaw Lake club house.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

CHEESE, CHEESE. CHEESE JUST
RECEIVED. w. j. LANE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

Stop and read the Want Ads.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1912-09-01

CAKE AND PASTRY FLOUR. w
J. LANE,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-08-21
LITTLE Boobies PA
BY WILLIAM F. KIRK.

TIME first time in my life since I
have been born L dident know
yesterday WHARF Pa had been
the mite beefoar. I found out at last
beekaus I asked him to tell me. but he
dident like to tell me beekaus he had
tOal a story to Ma He toal Ma that
he had went to outing of the Traffic
Policemen. Think of them noabel
heroes, sed Pa to Ma Surely you
dOant beegrudge me a day in thare
society. 1 am surprised, sed Pa Think
of you kicking beekaus I wanted TO be
the guest of three fine oSsifers like
Dan Shine & Bill Bannan & Sergeant
Pat Crane, sed Pa It is men like
them that keeps you from Citing run
oaVer wen you are crossing. the TEEN
ing streets of Manhattan, sed Pa
Thay doant have to keep ME from
Citing run oaver, sed Ma, but I can
eesily appreShiate yure feeling of
friendship for them IT wouddent talk
anw CRATE stretch of the imaginashun
TO conceive Of you being guided
across the teeming streets to keep
from Citing run down No indeed,
sed Ma
Well. anyway, sed Pa, these fine boys
are all trends of mine, & in view of
the fact that thay wanted me to go
out to thare outing 1 cuddent see my
way clear to REFUSE them Besides,
they had a baseball gain & thay
needed a good pitcher. so I gave them
the benefit Of my vase experience, Pa
sed. L pitched the whole nine innings
for Sergeant Cranes team. & won for