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The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02
GABY IS MARRIED
King Manuals Affinity Bride Of an
American.

Paris, France.-Gaby Deslys, the
dancer who charmed a king off the
throne, was married to Harry Pilcer,
a Chicago actor.
The beautiful Gabrielle of the Lilies
has a world famous collection of
Jewels and international fame as the
result of her e~scapades with King
Manuel. deposed monarch of Portugal.
She has a husband and $4,000 of good
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A millionaire is going to build his
hens a $4,000 chicken coop; but it IL
TO be feared that even In such an en-
vironment they can't be persuaded to
lay golden eggs. In fact. he will be
luckier than average mortals II they
lay at all.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

1t 10 said that q rule has been estab-
lished In an eastern school requiring
all students to write names and nu-
merals legibly. II this rule could be
successfully adopted. hard and fast.
In every school In the land. editors
would have . snap where they nov
laeoriously attempt to decipher.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

There IL nothing so very strange In
the fact that q Massachusetts, minister
has left the pulpit to go into the coal
business. He is preaching the doc
trine that It is better to have q hre
here than hereafter.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

The idea Of having the Manchu
princes decide their own fate Is de-
cidedly Oriental, especially in view
of the fact that any fate which they
may select is going to be decidedly
hard to take.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02
Manchu Leader Wounded

Peking, China.--General LANG Pi.
a high Manchu official and former
c~ommandant Of the Imperial guards
was injured, perhaps fatally, by q
bomb thrown by an unidentified
Chinaman in military uniform.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A Massachusetts minister has issued
a new set oc commandments for wives.
The women as yet are silent on the
matter. which gives rise to uneasy sus-
picions that they are retaliating by for.
mulating another set for husbands.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

With a temperature Of 25 degrees
below zero the Black Hills may as
well give up any claims they have
been trying to put forth In their favor
as a winter resort.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

Yale professor tells us that the hook
worm Is one of the causes Of the high
cost of living. We always thought
that the hookworm was caused by the
practice Of throwing the hooks into
the ultimate consumer.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02
Scandinavian Mor,nons Arrive.

Halifax. Nova Scotia.-A party of
70 Mormons, mostly Sc%andinavians,
half of whom are women, bound for
Utah. arrived by the steamer Gram
plan.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

After they had gained entrance TO a
vault containing $500, 900. Cleveland
bank robbers became frightened and
ran away, leaving the money behind.
Things that are too good to be true
continue to happen.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

Arizona is finding that statehood is
not without its attendant horrors. as
n Phoenix young woman has designed
a b~urnt-leather Statehood sofa cush-
ion"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02
Twin CITY

Minneapolis. Jan. 30.-Wheat. May.
s1.0S; July. s1.0S9s; No. l northern.
sl.0S; No. 2 northern $1.06; No. | duran,
S1.0l; No. 3 corn. 6ic; No. 3 white oats,
<7c: barley. mailing. SIPS; No. > rye,
see; Nc. | flax. S2l4.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02
Church ExceIs Richeson.

Cambridge, Massachusetts. - Rev
Clarence V. Richeson, under sentenc.
of death for the murder of his forme
sweetheart, Miss Avis Linnell, was es
PEELED last night from the Bapt:s
church.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02
San Franciscan Dies Of Wounds.

San Francisco, Cal. - j. J. Moore,
wealthy cluhman OF San Francisco
was killed in a revolver duel will
Samuel l.. Timothy, a chauffeur, near
the residence of Mrs. Moore, over
whom they q%uarreled.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A man in New Jersey has refused
to accept the office Of coroner be-
he cannot bear the idea of look
ing on q corpse. Most Office seekers
are jubilant. not depressed. over the
prospect Of landing such a dead sure
thing.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A man who had " sticks OF dyna-
mite in a suit case has been arrested
In Pittsburgh. We have been assured
that he was not on his way to the
peace meeting.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

II is said that Kipling received 81
a word for his poem. The Female Of
the Species" II he has had to read
the parodies of 1t. the price is too
small.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A New York woman has married a
man whom she rescued from the
slums. What chance is he ever going
TO have to assert himself around the
house?
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A Pittsburgh baby nine weeks old.
was operated on for appendicitis. The
youngsters Of this enterprising ~
are certainly the most precocioup on
record.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02
HAUGHEN GETS SKI TITLE.
Wins Championship at the Gary, Ill.
Meet.

Gary. Illinois. Lars Haughen
of the North Star Ski club of Chippe
wa Falls, Wis, brother of Anders
Haughen. former professional cham.
pion ski runner of america won the
professional championship Of the Ma
tional ski tournament at the meet
here. He made two jumps of i21 and
1913 feet and scored 262 on form.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A wife with a gun came to the res
cue of her husband freed by a bear
And 1t was the bear that was shot.
too. and not the husband.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

Paris restaurants are serving roast
camel as a d~elicacy. but there is no
recipe for cooking a camel in a pa
Per bag.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A Pennsylvania physician claims to
have educated two African chimpan-
ices to reason. After this there ought
to be hope for some humans.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

Baseball is now to take its place
among the polite arts, since 1t has
acquired the graceful possession OF a
lady magnate.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

Scientists declare that the world is
over 500. 900 years old. 1t will prob
ably be 500. 600 years older before any
one man gets enough money to buy it.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

The brother OF the former shah, who
demands $4,000 of the Persian treas-
ury. Is named Salari. Are there no
"y's" In Persian.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

A fat mans club was raided recently
In a Virginia town. Naturally. the
Taiding party expected a stout resist
ance.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

New York money netted by her Amer
lean invasion.
The Partisan singer and Pilcer were
both members of the Winter Garden
Company in New York early in the
winter and both left the same time.
Mile. Deslys sailed for London on the
Baltic on January II, and Pilver was
a passenger on the same steamship.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

This would be a better and happier
world to live in did every I try to
make II so.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

The actors OF the country are ex-
pected TO erect a monument TO the
man who invented the free lunch.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

One can, when one Is hunting for
shocks. find them almost anywhere.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

Why isn't the man higher up?"
Isn't he really lower down?
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1912-02-02

The cold wave wig wagged in at
last.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
A PENALTY OF AGE

The tendency Of advancing years to
restrict activity and exercise is re-
spcnsible for the constipated condition
Of most elderly people. The wear Of
years impairs the action of the bow
els and the digestive organs are more
sensitive to the demands upon them
and rebel more quickly. Cathartics
and purgatives are violent and dras-
tic in their action and should not be
used to correct constipation. A mild,
yet positively effective remedy, and
one that is recommended by physi-
clans as well as by thousands who
have used it, is the compound Of sim
pie laxative herbs with pepsin pre-
scrfbed by DR.. w. B. Caldwell over
thirty years ago and now sold by drug
gists everywhere under the name Of
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. DR..
Caldwell wants everyone troubled with
constipation to try Syrup Pepsin and
will send trial bottle, free Of charge,
to all who write for It. Address DR..
w. B. Caldwell, 203 West St.. Monti.
cello. III. Adv.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
TO MOBILIZE MILITIA.
National Guard to Be Organized Into
Sixteen Tactical Divisions
BY War College.

Washington, Nov. 19.-One of the
most important moves in recent year1
to prepare the national militia for use
in time Of war, is proposed in letters
addressed by Acting Secretary Olivei
to the governors of all the states and
territories, inviting their cooperation
in the war college plans for the or.
ganization of the militia into 16 tacti
cal divisions
The letters point out that if the mi.
litia is to be used as field force eff
fectively in war time it can best be
done by this system of divisions, and
to insure the proper working of the
plan all of the details should be work.
ed out in time of peace.
The war department also proposes
detail inspector-instructors to assist
state officials, and war material fol
the militia will be distributed and
stored in suitable depots to be at
hand locally when mobilization is or
dered.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
CANAL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
SUCH IS, THE DEDUCTION FROM
THE ANNUAL REPORT.
Lock Gates Are Vet to Be COMPLETED
All Material 10
Ready.

Washington. Nov. is. = That the
Panama canal will be completed with
In the next twelve months is clearly
indicated by Col. George w. Goethals
In his annual report to the secretary
OF war, which was made public here
today.
While the chief engineer of the big
gest job on earth does not say in SO
many words that his labors will be
through in a year, he contrasts the
work that was done during the fiscal
year ending June 30, 1912, with what
work remains to be done, and the rea,
sonable deduction is that by this time
next year the gigantic task will be at
an end and vessels will be threading
their way back and forth between the
Atlantic and Pacific oceans through
the worlds greatest artificial water.
way.
The most important work that is
yet to be done is the completion of
the lock gates. All the steel and 9TH
er material that is necessary to make
these gates is now in the shops in the
canal zone and the work is going for
ward rapidly.
The report gives detailed account
of everything that has been done in
the zone during the fiscal year which
in any way affects the canal commits.
sion or the government. This com.
mission has not only had the actual
work of constructing the canal to look
after. but its members have had to
act as diplomatic agents for the gov.
ernment in treating with the authori.
ties of the republic of Panama, a
task which at times has required the
most delicate tact.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
JOHNSON FEARS PRISON
Wants to Plead Guilty to Mann Act
Violation and Pay Heavy
Fine.

Chicago, Nov. 19-Jack johnson, ne,
gro pugilist. visited United States Dis
trict Attorney James H. Wilkerson, ir
an endeavor to effect settlement ir
connection with the charges of viola
tions of the Mann law for which he
was indicted by the federal grand
jury.
Johnson, it was said. attempted un
successfully to reach an agreement
with the government whereby he
could settle the case by pleading gull
ty and paying a large fine.
The negro is said to have admitted
that he feared to go to the peniten,
tiary. He was informed that such
would be the penalty in event Of con,
viction.
Johnson demanded jury trial when
arraigned in municipal court on q
charge Of assaulting Edwin F. Weigle
a newspaper photographer.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
SLAYER OF MANY SuRREhDERS
MURDERER WRITES OFFICIALS
HE WILL GIVE SELF UP.
Town Stirred by Revelation Of Crime,
and Violence to Assassin 10
Feared.

Buffalo, N. Y, Nov. 19.-The police
of Lackawanna received another let:
ter from the confessed murderer of
little Joseph Josephs whose decom-
posed body was taken from a hole
back of saloon on the Ridge Road;
Saturday. Like some of the letters
and postcards received by the police
and George Josephs, father of the
murdered boy, this one, asserts that
the writer intends to surrender.
Letter Mailed Saturday.
The letter is dated Nov. Is and was
mailed in Boston on Saturday morn;
ing. It is undersigned and the writer
asserts his intention of giving himself
up to the Lackawanna police on We'd
nesday. The police place on credence
in the promise of the writer to appear
voluntarily and every effort is being
made through police and federal chan.
nels to capture him.
All letters in the hands of the po-
lice undoubtedly were written by the
same man although some were neatly
penned while others were mere scrawls
II
the writer invariable refers to being
drunk.
Chief ellison secured from the Lack
awana Steel Company the signatures
of men employed there during October
and November, 1911 at the time the
Joseph's boy disappeared. An expert
will compare them with the handwrit.
ing of the unsigned letters coming
from Boston and New York.
The town is deeply stirred by the
revelation of the crime and steps are
being taken to protect the murderer
if he should give himself up as he
has promised.
Police Following Clue.
The police are following clue
which they are confident will lead to
the arrest of the murderer. The man
under suspicion left Lackawanna sud,
denly three days after the Josephs
boy disappeared.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
GUARD DEAD WOMAN.
chIcagoans Hope to Catch Man WIN.
Killed Victim with Hammer.

Chicago, Nov. 19.-Detectives were
placed on guard at the county morgue
over the body Of the woman murdered
by a hammer blow in hotel here
Friday night. She died Saturday
night without having regained con-
sciousness and up to the time of the
setting of the guard no progress had
been made in discovering her identity
or that Of the man who registered with
her the night Of the killing as George
Remner and wife. Detroit, Mich"
The detectives hoped that the mur-
derer might come to look at the body
among the throng Of curious that ask
to see it.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
8. B. Hass.an, N. D.

>. p. Hartman y. =. liable household
medicine In catarrhal conditions,
coughs. colds and grip. and many 9TH
or ailments to which the family 10
subject. But since the change in the
formula Of Peruna I do not find It
quite as useful to myself. My bowels
are naturally very active. I cannot
take q cathartic Of any sort. It does
me injury to do so. The old Peruna
contained no cathartic ingredient
and was therefore very useful medi-
cine to me. But I notice that the
new Peruna has a slight laxative ac-
tion, which almost makes It pro-
hibitory for me to use. was won
dering II there was not some way In
which could obtain the old Peruna
as you used to make It."
To this letter I made the following
reply: Eyes, the new Peruna does
contain q laxative element. You
should therefore take the old Peruna
(Ka.tar-no) which has no laxative
quality. While prescribing the old
Peruna found it quite necessary fire.
quently to prescribe the laxative Man.
Manalin was combined with Peruna,
III V4u0A " M00t tuVb0 CSl6S6 IU6k TO-
quire a laxative. But in case no
laxative is required the objection to
the new Peruna you speak Of arises.
Many Of the people who used to take
the old Peruna found difficulty in TAX
ing the new Peruna. To meet those
cases am having manufactured the
old Peruna under the name of Katar-
no, and II you are anxious to get the
old Peruna exactly as 1t used to be
made you can do so."
Pe-ru-na, Man-a-lin and La-cu-pia
manufactured by the Pe-ru-na com
pany, Columbus, Ohio. Sold at all
drug stores.
SPECIAL NoTcE:-Many persons inquire
for The old.time Peruna. They want the
Peruna that their Fathers and Mothers used
tarno; II your druggist or dealer does not
keep It for sale write the Katarno Company,
Columbus, Ohio, and they will tell you Ill
about 1t.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
OFFICIALS INVOLVED.
Sir Redmond Robin and Robert Rog.
ere Principals In Election Case.

Winnipeg, Man., Nov. 19. Sir Red.
mond Robin, premier Of Manitoba
and Hon. Robert Rogers. lately ap.
pointed dominion minister Of public
works. are named % principals. In q
case alleging violation Of Canada'a
election laws In the Mcdonald dis.
atrict. .s5 4. ;S .l ''ls
The trial promises TO 20 the most
sensational IN history.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
Letters in Evidence.
Ex-Governor Dies.

Clemont, Ia, Nov. 1s.-Former Gov.
ernor William Larrabee of this state
died at his home near here at 1O:35
o'clock Saturday. For fifty years he
had been prominently before the peo-
pie of this state and has had much to
do in moulding and fashioning the
affairs of this commonwealth. For
eighteen years he served as senator
and his splendid ability was recog.
nized as most of that period he was
chairman of the ways and means CON-
mittee
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
Woman Beaten with Hammer.

Chicago. Nov. 1s.-with her life
hanging by a thread, an unidentifiec
woman who was mysteriously assault
ed with a maehinist's hammer in q
room in a downtown hotel Thursday
night, still is unconscious. II she livei
the attending physicians declare, Il
may be several days before she Will
regain consciousness and be able I'd
EteIl the names Of her assailants and
herself. The couple registered at the
hotel 40, Mr.. and Mrs. Remner, De
troit. Mich" s5
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
Building coIIapses; 3 Buried.

Detroit. Mich, Nov. 1S.-Three
workmen were buried in the ruins of
partly constructed building at
Larned and Antoine streets. which
suddenly collapsed late. Two bodies
were removed from the debris shortly
after the accident occurred. Four
other workmen4 were injured more
or less seriously. It was stated that
athe 4eqllapse@Nas causedsby the pre-.
mature removal Of supports from
hardening cement. Three Of the four
injured men may die.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
GROUND TO PIECES.
Bus 10 Hit on Crossing at Dwight,
lIi., Three Being kiIied-Two
Others May Die.

Dwight, ILL.,, Nov. 19.-Three pas.
sengers Of six riding in a transfer ON.
nibus were killed and the other three
probably fatally injured when the We;
hicle was struck and demolished by q
westbound Chicago & Alton train.
The dead are: James Gregory. 10 years
old. driver of the bus: John de We're,
46 years old, Kankakee. ILL.,; Miss Net.
tie Strickland. 36 years old, Lowell.
Ind.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
pIana Of the Air.

The beautiful and athletic Eleanora
Sears. at a luncheon at sherry's. said
Of aviation:
II like the biplane we'll enough, and
the monoplane am simply head over
heels In love WITH
To this remark one Of Miss Sears
many unsuccessful suitors answered
reproachfully:
"Ah. another case Of man being
supplanted by machinery"
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
Clark and Bryan Don't speak.

Washington. Nov. 18. ~ William ].
Bryan and Champ Clark no longer
speak as they pass by. although be.
fore the Baltimore convention they
were cronies.q Men close to Speaker
Clark says he holds the Nebraskanre.
sponsible for his defeat for the presi.
Dental nomination and that he win
have nothing. to do with him person.
ally or politically n the future. e,
There are possibilities 81 party
trouble ID the feud. Leader Under,
wood fell out with MT. Bryan i fev
ysars $50.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A German savant declares that the
characters of musicians are profound.
~ influenced by the instruments they
play. Then. by all means. eliminate
the bass drum: we have enough
knockers now. ~.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
Insuraent woodmen Meet.

Columbus, o., Nov. 19-Represent-
atives of the insurgent element among
the $4,000 members of the Modern
Woodmen Of America met in Colum.
bus to organize with the intention of
attempting to depose the present ma
tional officers.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

Why is it that dwellers in noun.
famous countries are more belligerent
than those who live on the plains?
Does the lack Of elevators make them
peevish?
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A New York court has ruled that
nagging wife is above the law, or at
least that the court cannot stop her.
But SO is grouchy husband. /
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
Jury Debated Over 72 dour..

st. Louis, Nov. 19.-Weary and hag
gard from more than 72 hours strain.
the jury that heard the evidence in
the case of E. G. Lewis, publisher and
promoter, charged with using the
mails to defraud, had not been abs
to arrive at q verdict.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A Chicago Judge has held that lem.
on flavor is not lemon flavor unless it
has a lemon in it. Handing a lemon
to the ultimate consumer, as it were
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A western man proposes to raise
and fatten turkeys on grasshoppers.
Perhaps he's going to put the birds
into turkey trotting stunt in vaude-
Vile.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A Cincinnati woman declares that
she has married a man without fault
Just think of the trouble there is in
store for that man.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

An eastern court has declared the
safety razor dangerous weapon. pre-
sumably by Judge who shaves him.
SELF
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A West Virginia girl tagged a train
with her apron and saved a wreck.
She never could have done 1t il she'd
worn a hobble skirt.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A Canadian lumberman welded a
girl he wooed through an interpreter.
And still they say that love has a
universal language.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

The plan to save birds will be effec-
tive when woman has been convinced
that her hat looks just as we'll with
out them.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A Yale professor says the average
American wastes three years of his
life. But that is putting it at pretty
low figure.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A London pastor is of the opinion
that young people should be allowed
the privilege OF flirting in chapel.
Watch his attendance grow.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22
i Per,Ina . Laxative?

/ am In 70
ceipt of o letter
from q mechan.
10 who u ut tho
I head Of q pros
porous house
hold. peruna
has been used
In his family
for q good
many years. He
writes ~ fol-
lows:
As you | know,
We have used
Peruna In our
home for q num-
Der Of yearD.
We ind It q ro.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

One person in 10 in this country
owns an automobile, but he should
not try to exterminate the other 109.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

An Englishman has invented sting.
less bee. Now if he'll only invent an
itchless woolen undershirt his fame
will be secure.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

A London nerve specialist says that
modern dress is actually killing wom-
en-. Most of 'em, at that. are dying
to be in style.
The pioneer express., 1912-11-22

And If there were no worlds series
of games how would our baseball play
ers break into the literary game?