Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1912-04-18

Twas Tennyson who said: Sin the
spring a young mans fancy lightly
turns TO thoughts of love.
Dan Mills and Dee Barlew, who in
sists upon being called Zebadee, decid.
ed to go to South Pittsburg Sunday
and walk. Their decision was greatly
aided by the discovery that there was
no other way to get there. Autos
can't swim and the gasoline launches
are all up at Little Boys at Kelly
Ferry. 1.-TWO hearts with but a sin.
gle thought, Two soles that beat as
one" Just wait till their airshiL
ow at the helm. Dams ordered one.
Miss Lydia Tate, of South Pittsburg,
visited home folks Thursday and Fri
day.
DR.. Gillen of South Pittsburg, was
in Jasper Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. ChaudOin spent
the day at Hoge's Crossing Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nick Keith left Mon
day for their home at Bridgeport.
Mrs. Lawrence Wilkerson and Bessie
Carr returned Wednesday from several
days stay in Nashville.
Ivan Brown, who has been i'll, is
now able to sit up.
John Holloway and children have
moved to Jasper.
Mrs. Vance Alexander and little
daughter, Hazel Brock, came in Mon
day week for an extended visit to Mr..
and Mrs. S. H. Alexander.
Wylie Keith returned to his work in
Chattanooga Sunday evening.
Don't think Sequachee Valleys got
the only Weekly News in existence.
A letter to Jasper from our friend,
Peach Blossom Snap, says he's doing
stunts on the Weekly News at Deca-
tur, Ala.
Miss Lydia Tate, who has been
boarding with her aunt, Mrs. Bette
Tate and going to school, returned to
her home Saturday.
Sam Tustin Simpson has accepted a
position with OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,
Chattanooga.
Sam Clinton Byrne attended the con-
vention at South Pittsburg, Saturday.
Little Sallie Thach is down with
malarial fever.
Vance Alexander, of Nashville, Wis
tied his family here from Saturday
until Monday.
Everybody is hauling sole black
sawdust'' from the factory lot to put
on their potato patches.
Miss Amy Lancaster has been quite
sick for a few days.
Whitwell's Sunny Jim," some
times known as James M. Price, was
prowling around our streets Saturday,
happying up folks and especially the
young ladies. He came to visit his
aunt, Mary Price.
R. +. Simpson, who has been TAX
ing a few days rest has returned to
his work at Bridgeport.
Mrs. Ed Forester is still down with
fever. Mrs. Forester is 70 years of
age, and la grippe complications are
going very hard with her.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander are having
their beautiful home freshly painted.
Jno. Stausberry and Lawson Young
are doing the work.
Born to Mr.. and Mis-. Ben Shadrick
a fine girl Tuesday.
Houston Deakins visited in Dunlap
Wednesday the 10th, and he wouldn't
say who he had visited, either.
Mesdames Mary Hancock and Phoebe
Webb, of Hancock Station, were in
town shopping Tuesday.
Mrs. Robert Price, who has been in
poor health all the winter and spring,
is very much worse at this writing.
Miss Gertrude Alexander returned
Saturday from an extended visit at
Nashville.
Alan Kelly of South Pittsburg, was
in town Monday calling on the girls.
DR.. Fred Pryor, of Whitwell, passed
down Friday, en- route to South Pitts
burg to try his hand at tripping the
light fantastic toe with the young la.
dies.
The young people from here who at
tended the dance at the Cookemore
hotel at South Pittsburg were Hadyn
Simpson, Misses Dolce and Callie
Simpson, Aileen and Minerva Pope,
frankie Kelly and Hattie Lipps, and
frankie Griffith, chaperone.
"No sleep till morn, when
Youth and Pleasure meet.
To chase the glowing hours
With flying feet"
This rain will bring things right up
out of the ground. We made this bril-
liant and original remark once before
and an old farmer said he hoped not
as he had just buried his seventh wife.
Gosh, but that would have been a
lively game of seven-up. We didn't
agree to be No. 8, either.
According to ''Life'' an Irish wild
over is mourning because the hand
that rocked the cradle has kicked the
bucket. Let us live and learn.
Joy never kills. A mar has even
been known to survive the shock of
finding a forgotten five dollar bill in
the watch pocket of his last summers
pantaloons. VIZ got enough money
this week to pay our taxes and lived
right along through it all.
We had had an invitation this week
to write for Success Magazine. Thank
you, we prefer the Sequachee Valley
News.
"Sweet Violet" of Kelley's Ferry,
you've certainly got the courage of
your political convictions. You see l
haven't forgotten March 81 news.
Nita Hackworth has been i'll.
Miss Mary Robertson has resumed
her art studies in New York City.
WILDER Sweeton of Chattanooga, is
here.
Dirt Dauber," your missing man
makes me think of an advertisement
/ read not long ago, for a missing
niger, seems like it was in the Sc
quachee News, Anyway, we cut it
out, and here it is. "Noticel Run
away-a niger named John; his nose
was turned up five feet eight inches