The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-01-13
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Hobart. Charms.
I've been in Italy's Rome
I've been in old South Bend
I've been SO far from home
That I've seen the worlds end.
But of all the dry old towns,
In the east or in the west.
From Yokohama to st. Adams
Hobart has the beer that's best
-HENNERY COLDBOTTLE.
AS Hennnery is now master mechanic
OF the water wagon, he only knows
about Hobart's beer from heresay.
IF an editor printed nothing but the
truth he would soon be in an emergen-
cy hospital.
DEEP sea diver is generally
thorough man as he always gets to the
bottom of things.
YES. forty doctors met in Gary on
Wednesday. No casualties reported
NET any of those newly made Ca1u-
met millionaires yet?
GEORGE M'GINNITY-See no reason
why you should be opposed to picked
herring. st. Patrick himself was born
near Schwartzenburger-o on Rhine.
Judge AnsIey's New Song.
Once ! wanted to marry,
pretty little damsei,
But since T came to Gary.
I have changed my mind
Now / am at the Y NJ. c. A.
Where ] have q S125 room
And I'd rather be a bachelor
Than poor old bridegroom
WHO will clean the snow off of the
sidewalk? Why. let father do it.
ALTHOUGH our friend. w. H Fyffe
| Parry of Gary. has the agency for a
new automatic wagon. 1T is not the
same brand of vehicle that our Hennery
Coldbottle Is taking around the county
| BIG real estate deals aren't the only
| things that are going to break in the
next few days. lot of your New
Years resolutions, for instance
The Cruise OF the Water Wagon.
| SIXTH day-Another delay in the
Hobart temperance crusade Last night
while driving the water wagon home
from headquarters at John Hillman's,
NAs A1e-4A oAofC tA6it lIltU inc mill pond
This morning several empty beer bot
| ties were found near where the wagon
went down and Hennery CoIdbottle is
looking for the man who said that they
were in the water wagon. This was
a busy day for Hennery. After taking
up collection for w. C. T. u. work
he sent $3.50 to his wife and then WIS.,
tied the various buffets. He did this in
order to get line on what work would
Il be needed to put most of Hobart on the
water wagon Hennery visited
Frantzen's, Heiny titles. Hugo Zobjeck's
and John Hillman's stand. leaving tenn.
perancet tracts at each place. The side
walks are very slippery here. and /,
was noted that Hennery slipped and
fell several times. John Hillman sur.
prised the brewery agent by ordering
four rush kegs of Blatz' mineral water
Bud Wiser and the p-oofreader wer,
missing all night. They said that the,
were with friends, but the telephon.
/ operators say that Marshal Rose. call
, eed up Chief Martin and told him tina
, he had two Gary fellows in tow. TIL
chief said that they were now on tn
reformed list.
NO wonder printers are driven t
drink. All day long they handle storie
l..
r 100000 booms and 5000 sales and thel
t In the evening they try to figure on
! where they can borrow a quarter.
, PHTLANTHROPIST says Riches ar
young mans handicap" Well. woul
| that be that we were doubly handi
capped.
DON'T want to make the linotyp
man any crankier than he is, but 1t
L a fact that Wiktorya Mikolajczl
e Wladsyslawa Jauboszckawiercizk an
Zgloba lejnicxakranerwoczy got mar
rage licenses in Chicago yesterday.
OUT in New York they are going I
n use an airship to find a lost man. No,
= who will head the subscription list
send an aeroplane after Antony Bauk
q us?
MOTHER slice the bread a littl
thicker. Butter has gone up again.
EAGLE CREEK farmer, who just sol
1 his lot in Indiana Harbor. has bougr
Is an automobile. pianolo. his wife
It diamond ring and set OF furs. and wi
build new silo with the balance.
THE head writer said the other da
that the advent OF the Baldwin C
o. galvanized the whole region. He ws
wreng. Grandma Carr was not galvar
y lied, you couldn't galvanize her with
red hot poker.