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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Simple EXPLANATION.

To illustrate point that he was
making-that his was the race with a
future and not race with a past
Booker 7. Washington told this little
story the other day.
He was standing by his door one
morning when old Aunt Caroline went
by.
Good morning, Aunt Caroline" he
said Where are you going this morn
lng?"
'Lawzee, Mista' Wash'ton." she
replied. Use done been what Use
gwine."-Kansas City Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

At recent meeting. where Herbert
Knox Smith, United States commits
sioner of corporations. addressed the
Indianapolis Trade association Mr..
Smith told story of the south A
northern man made visit to the
plantation of southern colonel, he
said, and was almost devoured the
first night by mosquitoes. The next
moning the northern man asked the
colored butler about the mosquito
plague. Don't the mosquitoes bother
the colonel?" he asked.
Not much, sah," the butler replied.
THE first part of the night the col
onel am too drunk to feel mosquitoes,
and the last part of the night they is
too drunk to bother him."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Stand! The pants are yours, my brave
Just an whiskers are. or shaves.
Have you heard how fashion raves
OF the harem skirt7
Mrs. Blomer aimed at you:
Doctor Mary Walker, too
Do we roar? Or do We coo?
Then your rights assert.
Who now wears your coat and hatf
Wears your collar, your cravat?
Wears your cuffs, and all of thatI
Need ask again7
Shoes and socks and cigarets-
Highballs. too-and making betsi
VIII We lose the garb Of which lets
Folk know We are men?
Weaklings, put on petticoats
And cast suffragettish votes.
But, o. but, retain your goats
Lest in woe ye weep!
Flee your sisters and your aunts.
Fend them on with warlike chants
Brothers. hang on to your pants.
Wear them while you sleep.
In the strength OF trousers trust:
Die we may-and die we must,
But die shouting: Pants or busti'
And this shame avert.
Rouse We. men of every heft!
5till we have our trousers left:
Shall we of them be bereft
By the harem skirt?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Mixture Of Caution and Economy.

At the Union depot few evenings
ago mother who had gone to see her
daughter, miss Of about Is years,
safely started on journey, was heard
to give the young lady the following
words of advice Just before the train
started. Now, good-by, my dear.
Take good care of yourself and re-
member not to be too free with strang-
ers on the train. But IL nice looking
man should speak to you be polite to
him-he may buy your supper for
you."-Kansas City Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Much
Cruelty
UnCalled
for at
Weddings

BY Robert N. Fulton, indianapolis

play hardly permits the opposition of half dozen against the
necessity of one.
The majority human beings who have succeeded emerging from
barbasm pleasure either the the
girl tempted the judgment of that and
witty hanb and agree with New Engand great educator Dr. Elliott
when he observed that bachelors mihevou and doer class
a detriment society.
charitable however might suggest that the parting
episode the beloved friends bestowed girl which
they had become proab familiar 1t dvout be wished that
bridegroom the
for they certainly proved their desire and depart unhded
upon the deep dark and troublesome of matr
mony"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
The Proud Duke.

An English importer told story
Illustrative of the pride of the late
Duke of Fife.
"A very rich woman in Grosvenol
Square" he said, "once asked the duke
to dinner in terms like these:
MRS. Parvenu's social secretary IL
desired to invite the Duke of Fife tc
dinner on the seventh instant at
o'clock
ITO this invitation came back the
answer:
1.-THE Duke of Flies piper is de
sired to inform Mrs. Parvenu's social
secretary that the Duke of Fife de
clines her invitation. "-Washington
Star
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
He Took the Hint.

The orchestra played No. 6. a selec
ton that seemed to the bachelor very
beautiful. He leaned toward his com
panion and whispered:
How lovely that is! What is it,
Do you know?
She smiled demurely and replied in
low, thrilling voice:
1T Is the 'Maiden's Prayer"
And at the same time she handed
him her program, pointing to No.
with her finger.
He read and started, for the real
name of the selection was Mendels
sohn's Wedding March" The bache
Tor bought the ring next day.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
A Greedy Boy.

II one cannot eat his cake and have
1t, too, 1t is none the less true that he
cannot let the other fellow eat 1t.
Henry" demanded a Philadelphia
mother, what is the matter with
your brother Richard?"
Mother" responded Henry, he is
crying because I'm eating my cake and
won't give him any,
rs his own cake finished"
Yes, ma'am, and he cried while
was eating that, too. "-Philadelphia
Record.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

There has been general regret on the
part of the more enlightened members Of
the community regarding the unfortunate
display attending the departure Of a re-
Gently married couple on their wedding
journey. Could not a campaign be insti-
tuted TO inform backward intellects unable
to distinguish between fun and decency?
It might be well to impress on those
mot yet under the yoke" that one of the
first duties of husband is to shield his
wife, not alone from insult, but from an
noyance and humiliation.
Even the nneultured might understand
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
sALLoW FACES
often Caused by Tea and Coffee
Drinking.
that's


How many persons realize that tea
and coffee SO disturb digestion that
they produce muddy, yellow COM
plexion?
A ten days trial of Postum has
proven a means, in thousands OF cases,
of clearing up a bad complexion.
: A Washn. young lady tells her ex-
perience:
"All of us-father, mother, sister and
brother-had used tea and coffee Tor
many years until finally we all had
stomach troubles, more or less.
1--WE all were sallow and troubled
with pimples, bad breath, disagreeabie
!aste in the mouth, and all of us simply
20 many bundles of nerves.
1--WE didn't realize that tea and COZ
lee caused the trouble until one day
we ran out of coffee and went to Dor
,ow some from a neighbor. She gave
ia some Postum and told us to try
| hat.
although we started to make It
We all felt sure that we would be SIGH
L we missed our strong coffee, but we
| .fied postum anu Wefe Sui PAioSe ~
ind 1t delicious.
I'VE read the statements on the pkg.
rot more and in month and hall
you wouldn't have known us. We al
we're able to digest our food without
INV trouble, each ones skin became
clear, tongues cleared off, and nervei
n fine condition. We never use any
hing now but Postum. There Is moth
ng like It." Name given by Postum
TO-, Battle Creek, Mich.
There's a reason" and 1t Ia ex
Blamed in the little book. THE Roa'
% MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Ever read the above letferf A new
nne appears from time to time. The
are genuine, trues and full OF h9AAs'
Interest.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
The Facts.

Little Girl--T hear that your pa
boxed your ears on the street yes
terday.
Little Boy-Boxed my ears! Now
that goes to show how you can only
believe one-half what you can hear.
He only boxed one of my ears.
lodged the second lick. 1t wasn't on
the street-it was on our stoop
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
His System.

Yes, Stree, | made all my money
by the sweating system-by making
the other fellows do the sweating
while l raked in the coin"
Il should be ashamed to acknowl
edge 1t If ] were you"
Why, there's no harm in being the
proprietor of a Turkish bath, is
there3"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Pedagogy is the most neglected of all
sciences. Before there are good pupils
there must be good teachers If school
system turns out inefficient, stupid gradu-
ates and that same system is responsible
for the turning out Of the teachers-how
can the latter be anything except stupid
and inefficient? The pedagogues teach the
pupils--but who teaches the pcdagogues
1t is all vicious circle.
The teaching faculty is distinct fac
nlty. A man may know all there is to
know about chemistry, say, and yet not be
able 10 impart definite knowledge of the
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A better thing than tooth powder to
cleanse and whiten the teeth, remove
tartar and prevent decay is a prepare
ton called Paxtine Antiseptic. At
druggists, Csc box or sent postpaid
on receipt of price by The Paxton
Toilet Co., Boston. Mass.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Congressional Fiction.

Gabe-"Yes, Spinks had a good job
in Washington. He was fiction edi-
tor of the Congressional Record"
Steve-"Fiction editor?"
Gabe-"Yes, he inserted teheersJ.
(laughter), and( applause) in the
speeches published every day.''-Cin.
cinnati ENQUIRER.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Another foolish scientist has been
heard from. He says kissing is the
most dangerous thing In the world.
The most dangerous thing in the
world is encouraging man who
thinks he has ability as Nm after-din.
ner speaker.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

When | was shipwrecked in South
America" said Captain Bowsprit, =
came across a tribe of wild womea
who had no tongues"
Mercy cried one of his listeners
of the fair sex. How could they
TALK"
They couldn't" snapped the old
salt. That's what made EN- wild"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A Washington man in support Of the
term that the "Star. Spang)ed Banner"
Is not singable, says. You ought to
have heard the house Of representa-.
tives trying 10 sing H." Great snakes!
what musical composition in classic
or ragtime could survive that test?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
His Garden,

John, you pormised at least
dozen of our friends some early vege-
tables"
Il know l did. | wonder IL they
would compromise on a trip to the
theatre instead. | don't see how I'm
going to divide four radishes among
n dozen families"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Her Inference.

THAT" we said, pointing to the
Yacht which we were describing to
the fair young girl. that is the waist
Of the vessel"
How odd" she commented. 1T
must be a devotee of the health gar
ment fad"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
seemed Like More.

The Professor-In lao wasps' nests
there are an average of $4,000 insects.
The Student-Why, professor. dis
turbed just one nest one day, and I'll
bet there were more than $4,000 in
that one!"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A scientific experimenter has sue
.eeded In producing artificial malaria.
Such achievements may be fun for
he scientists, but 1t makes the gen
eral public feel very much like the
famous protesting frogs.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
An Undated statement.

yes" said Miss Woodbesumthin.
my ancestors landed on Plymouth
Rock"
While the buzz of admiration and
envy went around she added. sotto
voce. .fn 1862"
We should be truthful at all times
no matter whether we shout it from
he housetops or not.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Hs&1-eG1e-N>G1.~
Sunshine a Cleanser.

Sunshine is the best possible disin.
fectant. The rays of the sun pene
trate and disintegrate all organic sub
stances. Let 1t flood the rooms which
are occupied whenever it is possible
Lay the bedding in its direct rays fol
an hour every bright morning. Darl
corners that have stuffy smell are
dangerous to the health of the house
hold.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Mhx He ooesn,t Know Il.

81 see by the papers" says the Gus
toner, that there has been a consid-
cradle reelection in the price of beef.
Is that so?"
"I Dunno" responds the butcher. II
ion't git time to read the papers"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Boss-There's SO gone from m.
cash drawer, Johnny. You and I
were the only people who had the
keys to that drawer
Office Boy-Well, s'pose We each
pay So and say no more about 1t?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Pie Was Poisonous

Madam. | am just out OF the hos.
pital and"
Don't tell me any such story as
that! You are the same man gave
a piece of pie to not two weeks ago.
"Yes'm, dat was just fore went to
de ospital."-Houston Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

students of New York college
have adopted a resolution NET to treat
me another. II they succeed in keep
Ing this resolution they will make
great gain in moral courage also in
the amount of their spending money.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Now York Judge has sent a WON.
an IN iail for beating her husband. He
5aemed II necessary to justify his &C
nep nv saving that II it had been the
husband who did the beating he would
nave sent him to jail, and he must
treat the wife the same way. So an
other woman's right is destroyed.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Several weeks ago Kansas editor
advertised the fact that he had lost
his umbrella and requested the finder
10 keep It, He now reports: The
finder has done so. 1t pays to adver-
tiSe I"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A French duelist Is about as harm
less as a chess master, but a French
taxicab bandit Is not the sort of per
son one would care to meet in dark
alley,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

One Chicago man has moved his
home by sailing It on the lake. This
s another proof that Chicago people
have got past the stage where they
use their lake exclusively for boiling
purposes.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

In most public libraries all books
are disinfected when they are return
ed. They go into all sorts of place
and are read by sick people in thei
homes and in hospitals. Hence tin
precaution.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Brunette In New York wants a d.
yorce because her husband raves in
his sleep about Blonde Evidently
she does not like the color OF his az
tections.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Chicago hotel has abolished the
register. and the guests sign cards,
which are filed out of sight. Thus IL
passing away another cherished insti-
tuition.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Relevant.

Prue--Dld the bride get pearl
necklace from the groom?
Hugh o-boxing gloves. She mar
ried her second husband again.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Upon the authority of Chicago ply
stefan it was recently asserted that to de-
prve the human race of salt for even few
months would have a disastrous effect upon
the health of the people This, | believe,
has always been the teaching of our text
books, and | am not prepared to dispute its
truth, in SO far as civilized man is con-
cerned.
There are, however, upon this earth
many animals, wild or domestic, which gel
little or no salt and yet are healthy. True
they have craving for it, as is shown by
the fact that when given the opportunity
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

"A New York man has been ar
rested for stealing 1920 collars"
Look again and see whether he isn't
really Pittsburg man.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Policeman in Berlin shot three bur
glars without notifying the moving
picture men. A mistake OF that
kind In Paris would have cost him his
fnh
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Perhaps the modern styles in wom-
ems dress were designed to make
bathing suits seem modest by com
parison
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

1t is not easy to be widow; one
must resume all the modesty Of girl.
hood without being allowed even to
feign ignorance.-Mme. De Girardin.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

The neighbor who runs his phono-
graph late into the night generally ia
the fellow who arises at a. m. to
run the lawn mower.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A Californian has written to his
congressman asking for a copy of the
Congressional Record. Evidently he
Is looking for cure for insomnia
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

French army aeroplanes are being
used to carry ammunition, but 1t
strikes US that they are dangerous
enough. even when not loaded.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

One way to cure insomnia Is to
read the history of the alleged war
between Italy and Turkey
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A Harvard professor says he has dis
covered a way to restore life. This will
arouse the enmity Of the undertakers'
association.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A court has decided that 1t is not
unlawful for a man to play poker In
his own house. But II he Is wise he
will not do it unless his wife is away.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A noncapsizable boat has been IN
vented by a genius in Norway. but the
fool who rocks the boat will find some
other method of bursting into print.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

An italian organ grinder Is going
back home with . fortune OF s5O,00O'
Sometimes crime is highly profitable.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

The American girl who has Tilted
an English noblenlan evidently would
rather be a wife than a financial as
set.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Out of 76O samples of milk exam
ined in London during three months
10s were pronounced tuberculous. To
find the source Of infection s,715 cows
had to be examined. They were To-
Gated on t02 farms, scattered all over
the country.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Seest thou man diIigent in his
business2 He shall stand before
kings-but the chances are the other
fellow will be found sitting witt
queens.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

The manager OF losing baseball
team has as hard a job explaining as
the husband returning from a late
lodge meeting.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
The value Of forethought is often
demonstrated ~ the after effects.

Garfield "a is invaluable for all irregulArf-
ties Of the liver kidneys and bowels. IL h
made from pure and wholesome herbs.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Finance.

Stella-Bow do you suppose they
will finance a third party?
Beila-Don't know; can't make
father pay for one.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

We are doing our best In The ny
swatting campaign, but we would be
persuaded to waste one healthy swat
on the weather mar.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

A man in New Jersey was arrested
and fined for raising mosquitoes. The
war Is on In earnest.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

Verify. this is world Of wonders
Occasionally we meet man who
owns motor car. and has not mort
gagged his house
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

The farmers welcome hot nights. as
well as hot days. and also steamy
showers
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

big hats says a physician, re
suit in brain flag" If you don't De
neve 1t, ask father.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

This is the time OF the year Tor
turning on the electric fan.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
The First Thing.

Silicus-What is the first thing a
fellow should do If he wants to please
a girl?
Cynicus-Make a fool of himself
over her.-Philadelphia Record.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Teachers
Must Be
v-~ ga
Taught
Their
Business
by Or. WILLIAM OSWALD.
director Of Schools, LEIPZIG. Germsns

elementary principles of chemistry class The school of the future
aim comforting the pupil the maximum of happiness In hap
piness is there real growth
The educational system proceeds the old medical theory
that the unpleasant medicine the better works.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
True to His Trust.

Father" asked the beautiful girl,
did you bring home that material
for my new skirt"
yes"
where is it?"
Let me see? Wait now. Don't be
impatient! l didn't forget it. I'm
sure I've got it in one of my pockets,
somewhere"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

u is reported that one OF the war
correspondents in Tripoli Is dead. The
ennui probably was too much for him.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
NothIn' In II.

Teacher of infant geography class
John Mace may tell us what strait
10.
John Mace-It's JUS tn plain stun,
'thout nothin' in it.-Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Those Girls of Ours.

EthelAMaud says he uses lemon
Juice on her face for her complex
ion.
Marie--I wondered where she got
TINT snnr lnnk --Rnstnn TRANSCRIPT.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Possible
for Man
to Live -
Without
Salt ==z
by r. N. BUM, N. D.. Chicago

they eour astonishing quantities. and hunters have long taken adj
vantage of the fact that will the salt lick But
when there is no such spot them they live their whole ye
without it,
and preserving their food the North
Indians absolutely nothing yet all authorities agree they
were particularly healthy people, until they afflicted by the wh
mans vices white mans diseasea
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
W.

Grumpy Passenger-Thisb boat seems
to me to be doing a frightful lot OF
tippin, steward!
Steward (smilingl-Yus: that's
more'n the passengers do!
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

The failure or the peach crop Ia
overdue.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
StllI.


rs you wife still by herself?"
81 don't know, I'm never with her
when she is by herself, but 1t hardly
seems possible that she is still even
them
Il mean, is she still without a
cook?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
The Worrler.

The Worrier.
Knicker-Does Jack worry?
Bocker--Yes; he wants to pasteur-
lie split milk.--Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Excusable.

HAD you wife any money when
you married herr"
Not a. cent to her name"
well, where on earth did you meet
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
DID HIM.

YES" says the convalescent, Il
took a special course of treatment
from DIR. Chargem."
Did he do you good?"
do me good? Do me? You ought
to have seen his bill"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02

II is said that Kaiser Wilnelm
chooses his wife's hats. That man
isn't afraid Of anything
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1912-08-02
Why He Came Back.
rgot something.

He--I forgot something.
His Wife (pouting)-Yo forgot 10
kiss me.
He-Yes, but came back for an
umbrella.