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The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
Linoer Lono in ser,ic..

Vital statistics ascribe short lives
TO printers, on the average, but the
report Of the public printer states
that there are employ ed at present in
the government office at Washington
zoo persons over sixty-five years of
age. The saying that among the gov
eminent employees, few die and none
resign" seems the only explanation"
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
Wise to Listen.

In passing, it is the wise folk who
listen to friendly criticism, without q
trace OF indignation, just as did the
little fellow who heard himself called
all sorts OF unwelcome names and
went on as If nothing had happened at
all For it is friendly criticism, in the
home and among true friends. that
makes US see ourselves as others see
us.'
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
Scientific Melon Raisino.

Spanish farmers who raise melons
plant only the seeds of those speci-
mems which at the family table were
found particularly sweet, fragrant and
PUPPY By this process of selection
tney bring it about that sometimes
there is whole plantation without a
single favorless melon in the crop.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
Cat Mothers Young Rabbits.

A cat at Hayburn Wyke hotel. near
scarborough. England. is mothering
nve wild young rabbits together with
one OF her kittens The nest OF rab-
bits was found by some men who
were digging. They were taken to
the hotel. where the cat at once
adopted them, all her kittens having
been drowned except one.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
IFIIA Gh7rI&,s

Thinkers of the most different
schools and sects would probably
agree that true charity demands OF
US money but also something more
than money; personal service. sacri.
nee Of time and thought-sfr Leslie
Stephen.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
Lesson in Happiness,

There is a lesson in the following
from one of the old-time colored
brethren: Whenever I feels so han
py dat All wants to boiler, I don't
holier-fer fear I'll lose all de happi-
ness. 'Stidder dom dat, I des keens
still. en- feels good.'-Atlanta Constr.
tuition.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
Fitting ! Cork.

II a cork is too large for the bottle
In which you wish to use it, lay It on
us sloe' and with a little board or
ruler roll 1t under all the pressure
you can put on it, says an exchange.
1t Will be elongated to fit In a very
few minutes.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
GAZETTE-NEWS COMPANY
Publishers
7. e. FITZGERALD, Managing Edfto
HARRY L. ROOD, Editor.
c. s. HARRIS, City Editor.
Real FInancier.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul is an old
s1pedient. but the ingenuity OF a man
In Washington improved even on that
simple method He stole his land
lords watch and then sold it to pay
the rent. Such resourcefulness ought
soon to put him in the frenzied.fnanos
class.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
a Pos r

He who puts his hand to the
ploW, screamed the crossroads ora.
tor. must not turn back!" What Ia
he to do when he gets to the end Of a
furrer?" asked the auditor in the blue
jean overalls.-Youth's Companion.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07

NS Twenty-Five years Old,
= veteran baker of Quincy, Mass,
nad unique experience shortly be-
tore retiring from business a short
time ago. A wedding cake rs years
OLD was brought TO him by a local man
to be refreshed for his silver wedding
anniversary. He had baked the cake
himself for the wedding, rs years be-
fore.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07

A loaf of cube sugar rubbed over
the surface of an orange will retain
the orange flavor by absorbing the
OH. Sugar thus prepared and used
In tea imparts to the latter a most de-
iicious favor, suggesting orange
pekoe.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
DaIIY Thnunhf

And II you do but live long sro,wh
you get past the bad bits OF the road
Humphry Ward.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07

Subscription Is cents per week de-
livered by CARRIER.
BY mail Except local deliveries)
$500 per season.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07
THE pAYToNA DAILY NEWS

Published every afternoon except
Sunday during the months OF Decem-
Der, january, February and March.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1912-12-07

Application pending for entry as
second class mail matter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-07

10c-Genuine Lonsdale and Berk- ley Cambric. Regularly 15c.
 10c-27 in. Brown Dress Linen, of a good grade. 15c value.
 29c-Worth 50c. 30 pieces 36 in. Linen, in three weights-sheer, me- dium and heavy. A weight for every purpose-waists, dresses, fancy work and fine underwear. : 88c dozen-100 dozen red border Huck Towels. Hemmed ends. $1.00 regular.
 10c-36 inch White Curtain Swiss. 10c-36 incli White Null Checks. 15c-Anderson's 32 inch new zeph VT Ginghams, plain colors, stripes. checks, plaids and combinations. 25c-Anderson' s 32 m. line import ed Scotch Zephyrs. New and exclui sive designs. 4 lr 10c-New Amoskeag .Ginghams for dresses. New designs.
 1215c-New A. F. c. brand Dress Ginghams. Over 100 styles to se- lect from. S198 $250 fringed or scalloped Bed Spreads, full size, well made. S2.5O- $3.00 regular fringed or scalloped Spreads. 1lA4 size. S1.75- -19x3S hemmed Towels, 60 per cent linen. $2.25 values.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-07

25c-50 dozen each-21x42 hem stitched Huck Towels, and 22x44 heavy weight Turkish Towels. 35c values.
 50c-65c and 75c grades-36 inch sheer Linen Lawn, 36 inch medium weight Linens, 36 inch heavy weight Linens, 45 inch Pillow Linen.
 15c-38 inch, 19c grade, sheer Luna Lawn and Lyklinen. Same grade as Flaxon.
 49c-90 inch Linen Sheeting, for waists, shirts and fancy work. 35c-50c, AS inch imported Lingerie for waists and dresses. Snow white, does not thicken.
 35c Embroidered Crepe; elegant quality, new.
 25c-Sale of White Goods all new values to 65c. Plaid and check F'laxons. Plain Flaxons. Lyklinens. Linens. Luna Lawn. 32 inch Shirt ing Madras, fancy Waistings, 45 inch French Nainsook and Batiste, white dotted and figured Swisses, 40 inch Voiles, White Crepes, French Percales.
 100 bolts of our famous Baby Main sock. Each piece boxed. $2.00 val ue .-. .,........,.,... 1.49 Sea Island Nainsook, boxed; $2.75 value SZ.l9 So.0O value ................. SZ.l0 No. 22-12 yard bolts ...~.. .$1.49 No. 25--12 yard bolts ....... $1.95 No. 35-12 yard bolts ...... .$2.25 No. 50 -12 yard bolts ..... .$2.50 No. 60 -12 yard bolts ..... .$2.75 Longcloth and Nainsook by the . Bolt
 No. 4oO$1.2O regular ,..... .8Sc No. 550-$1.39 regular ..... $1.19 No. 900-$1.75 regular ..... .$1.49 DD-$1.O0 regular ......... .$1.75 HH-$3.00 regular ........ .$2.50 35c-5Oc GA inch heavy weight mer- cerized Nainsook. 10 designs. 75c dozen-1sx1S Napkins, ready .hemmed.
 All odds and ends of Napkins, all short lengths of Table Linens that have accumulated for the past two months at 1 4 tO 1-3 off.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-07
SALE No. 1 White Piece Goods

The head of this department enthusiastic The best vaue pest merchandise the says. Every variety dependable white included this
  shown prices purchased goods before
The Birmingham age-herald., 1912-01-07
SALE NO. LaCeS& EmbrOiderieS

To those who visit this sale, this section of our store will show an ex- hibit of laceS and embroideries that stores of many times our size, in towns of many times the size of Birmingham would be proud of Two shipments, >either one of which is larger than any single shipment of faces or enbrold- cries ever received in this store before enter into this sale.
 Al-over embroderies, founcings, lace bands, edgings and insertions of rare taste and beauty go towards making this WHITE SALE the greatest white sale ever instituted in Birmingham
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
UheKETGnEN
SUMNER VEGETABLES.

For those who enjoy a vegetable
garden of their own. no plant will give
more satisfaction than Swiss Chard.
1t Is good the season through, during
the growing season. Cook it in boiling
water as any vegetable is cooked,
then dress it with butter, vinegar and
sliced hard cooked eggs as spinach is
served, or it may be served cold as a
salad. 1t will grow up again and again
new tender leaves, so that it is an
easy vegetable to care for.
Lettuce that has become too old
and tough for eating fresh may be
cooked and served as one does spin
ach. 1t makes a pleasant variety for
the daily menu. Lettuce soup is an
other method of using the old tough
leaves. This is made as one does any
cream soup.
The color of peas and asparagus as
well as spinach and any of the greens
Is brighter green if the kettle in
which the vegetable is cooked is left
uncovered during the cooking.
A pretty way of serving new peas
or asparagus is to prepare them with
rich white sauce, then hollow out
rolls, butter well inside and brown,
then fill the centers with the creamed
vegetable, and serve hot.
Spanish Beans.-Take a half cup of
sliced onions, stewed until tender, one
cup of stewed beans, one cup of
stewed tomatoes. Boil until thick
enough to serve on a dinner plate.
Season with butter, salt and cayenne
| pepper.
Young beets will cook in an hour or
less. Remove the skins after drop
ping them into cold water, then re-
turn to the fire and chop, season with
butter, pepper and salt and a few
drops of vinegar. Olive oil may be
used In place of butter to advantage.
String beans are most palatable
cooked for an hour or more with a
slice of salt pork. Season with pep.
per and salt, if needed add a little
vinegar, and serve hot
Celery is nice stewed. Cook until
tender, then serve with white sauce
on toast.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
EMERGENCY HELPS.

A list of the common injuries to
mankind, and their remedies, should
be posted in a conspicuous place in
every home Time means life for
many accidents Many lives are be-
ing daily lost because of not knowing
what to do and acting quickly. wis
iom is what to do next. Skill is know
ing how to do it, and virtue is doing
It," says David Starr Jordan.
In case of being struck by lightning.
he patient should have cold water
dashed in the face until recovered.
For sunstroke-loosen the clothing
lay the patient in the shade and apply
Ice water to the head. Keep the head
elevated.
For fainting, lay the patient on his
back with the head lowered allow
fresh air to circulate and sprinkle
with cold water Do not try to ad-
minister whisky or any stimulant, as
the muscles of swallowing are not act
ing and strangulation might follow.
Fire in ones clothing-Do not run,
but lie down and roll over in carpet
or rug-anything to smother the fire.
Fire in building-Crawl on the
floor, as the purest air is there; cover
the head with something wooden and
wet, if possible.
Suffocation from inhaling illuminat-
ing gas-Get the patient into the fresh
air Immediately. Place on his back
and keep warm, give 20 drops of arc
matte spirits of ammonia in tumbler
of water at frequent intervals. This is
a good heart stimulant any time to
give a patient while waiting for the
physician. Two to four drops of nux
vomica should be given every five or
six hours to the asphyxiated patient
To stop bleeding-A handful of -four
bound on 10 the cut.
Antidot.ss for poison-Soda, salt,
vinegar, raw eggs, mustard, sweet oil.
Soda and milk are powerful remedies
for poisol and are in every house.
Send for doctor, but do not wait-go
to work. Mustard and water when
drunk freely win cause vomiting; oils
of all kinds destroy poison.
If ammonia is taken by accident give
new milk. olive oil, bind ice on the
throat. Strychnine demands a quick
emetic of ipecac.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Gift For Baby.

Babies always need bibs, and it is
easy to make these. They may be-
plain ones or fancy, finished with en-
broidery lace or feather-stitching but
an important point to remember when
making bib is to fit pad of absor.
bent cotton under the outer-covering,
else the moisture from the little ones
mouth will soak through and ruin the
dainty frock underneath.
A FELLOWSHIP is also a nice gift for
baby. 1t may be made of fine linen,
embroidered on each end with dain-
ty spray of blossoms. This should
cover small down pillow.
Another idea is bassinette or car
riage cover of French flannel, deco.
rated with garlands of daisies or rose.
buds worked in natural colored floss
To make the cover still more elabo-
rate, crochet lace medallions may be
inserted in the center of each garland
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Three TYpes of Gowns.

There are three separate and dis
tinct types of evening gowns this sea-
son, and every new dinner gown par
takes Of one or the other of these
types. There is the classic type, with
sinuous, winding draperies ending in
narrow train. There is the debu-
tante type (worn by every woman who
believes she looks best in girlish eff
fects), which has founces On the skirt
and usually a sash knotted around the
waist. And there is the pannier type,
which is gay and chic and eminently
Partisan, with its puffed-out or Topped
over drapery and skirt short enough
to reveal coquettish little satin slip.
pers with high heels and sparkling
buckles, or the pretty buttoned boots
Of satin, which do make the foot and
ankle adorably slim and distinguished
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
POWDER FOR THE BRUNETTE
Detail That Must Be Kept in Mind
or Unsatisfactory Results Are
Assured.

If your complexion is a brunette
tint do not make the mistake of ap.
plying white powder. 1t Is plainly
visible against the darker skin, giving
a fragrant made up" look to the en-
tire face. Powder is obtainable in
several flesh and ivory shades.
First apply good cold cream, then
dust on the powder, rubbing it well
in with a soft cloth or piece of alb
sorbent cotton. Be careful to have
the powder evenly distributed, max
ing certain it extends behind the ears
to the back of the neck and we'll down
on the throat. Brush the eyebrows
and eyelashes to remove all traces of
powder and see that none remains in
the edges of the hair.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Gray and Purple.

There seems to be veritable cpl
demic of neat, light gray spring suits.
Every third girl one meets seems to
be wearing one, many selecting pur-
pie as the relieving note. A black hat
worn with one of these gray costumes
looked particularly attractive. The
low dome crown was left quite plain,
while on the wide straight brim near
the edge there was laid q fat feather
trimming in a rich shade Of purple;
around the throat there was worn a
close fitting feather ruffle the same
shade, finishing at the left side with
a cluster of pastel toned satin flowers.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
"No Gloves" Craze.

The mo gloves" craze is making
visible Roadway. 1t is season for
many and very large rings on the fin
gers, while more than a few smart
women are just now cultivating the
jeweled spider web, fastening from
rings worn on the thumb or index fin
gers and little fingers on to narrow,
rather tight bracelet
All these hand ornaments, together
with the several bracelets it is now
modish to wear at intervals up the
arm, render gloves difficult to wear
from the practical point of view, while
there is always the rooted objection
in human beings of hiding their light
and Jewels under a bushel.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Knew the Rones.

"You seem to be very successful al
evading arrest" we say to the auto.
liveryman whom we have hired to
take us to the next town in a hurry.
"Yep!" he answers, putting on bit
more speed and grazing a constable
who is making frantic motions at us.
Yep! bought this here auto out O.
constable fees l got for arrestin'
scorchers. l guess / know how to
beat my own old game"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Taffeta the EaMorite

Taffeta is perhaps more used than
any other kind of silk for this sea,
sons little coat, though the soft satins
stubbornly retain their popularity
here as elsewhere in fashions realm
Many Of the costumes sent over by
the best Partisan designers show fan
ciful little coats associated with one
piece frocks In the more conservative
models the coat is in the same tone
as the frock, though it is likely to be
in contrasting material but perhaps
more frequently the coat contrasts in
color with the frock, though its color
may find an echo in some trimming
note in the frock.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

Your teeth deserve and demand con-
slant care. The daily use of Dentacura
Tooth Paste will cleanse, and by re-
moving the causes of decay, preserve
them, as nothing else will. It's action
is unique. Endorsed by thousands of
dentists. Accept no substitute. Csc. a
tube at stores or direct by mail Den
tacura Co., Alling St., Newark, N. ].
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

First Kentuckian-I tell you, sub, a
laborin' man has no chance at ALL
sub, no chance at all.
Second entuckian-Indeed?
First Kentuckian-Yes, sub. Why, !,
made a splendid confession befo' that
cot, but they pahceled that reward
out to suit theyselves, an / nevah got
q cent FIN it, sub, not a cent.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
NSA1- Tk~,<<~eN-.
Win Her Eqo Money. Mavbe.

An Atchison woman while on a
shopping trip the other day ran across
some lace for $3.50 yard While She
stood wondering whether she could af-
ford to buy couple of dollars worth
of 1t, farmers wife came along and
bought the whole bolt without batting
IN eye.--Kansas City Journal.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

A splendid and highly recommended
remedy for tired, weak, infiamed eyes,
and graduated eyelids, is Paxtine An.
tiseptic, at druggists, 25c a box or sent
postpaid on receipt of price by The
Paxton Toilet Co.. Boston, Mass.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
PIeated skirts.

The new tailored skirts combine
comfort in walking with slim ap
pearance, and the fashionable paneled
skirts conceal their width in knife
plated folds which are only discov
cred when walking, and which drol
neatly back into place at once.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
A WONDERFUL nlSGGyERY

In this age of research and experiment, all nature
is ransacked by the scient c comfort ana hap
pines sof man Science has indeed made giants strides
in the past century, and among the-by no means
least observation-disclosures in medicine is that OF
Therapion which has been used with great in
French Hos pitfalls and that 1t Is worthy the attention
of those who suffer from kidney, bladder nervous
diseases chronic weaknesses, ulcers skin erupons,
piles &c, there is doubt. In fact tsees eyides
from the big stir created amongst speea ISIS that
ITERATION is destined to cast into oblivion all
those questionable remedies that were formerly the
sole reliance OF medical men. 1t is of course iupos
SIDE TO tell sufferers all we should like tell them
IN this short article, but those who would like to
know more about this remedy that has effected SO
many-We might almost say, miraculous cures,
should send addressed envelope for FREE book to
Dr. lie Clerc Med. Co., Haverstoek Road Hampstead
London, Eng and decide for themselves whether the
New French Remedy "TBERA PION" No l. No
or No is what they require and have been seeking
In vain during life of misery, suffering iii health
and unhappiness. Therapionis soldby druggists or
mail slOO Fougera Co.. 80 Beekman st., New York
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

Here's consolation for the married
man: When the suffragettes gain
their point, and an election doesn't
go his way, he can blame it on his
wife.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Progressive Witeherv.

Witch No. One-It serves her right
Witch No. TwN-Serves who right?
Witch No. One-The Witch of En-.
dor. She discarded her broom for an
automobile last night, and was strand.
ten miles from home.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Two Guesses.

Wooph-I cannot understand Miss
Babbay
Gooph-Why?
Wooph-She told me she had been
toying with the links this morning,
and don't know whether she had
been playing golf, or had sausage for
breakfast
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

How, do+b
Ir,nrovo +be sbjnine bourY
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M ,,io3i,,,,s hot
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ap,, ,dS
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II dron,na+b 80
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II roa,,o+I, -ioa
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yuho 4, Ia 49,
,T;s fo,,ra
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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
GIRLISH COSTUME HAS MERIT
Pale Blue Zephyr Would Be Particu-
larly Appropriate to Make Up
This Dress.

Pale blue zephyr is used for this
pretty girlish dress. The skirt is
slightly full and has three inch-wide
tucks above the hem, then above these
Is band of embroidery insertion.
The bodice has a front of the ma
terial laid over a deep piece of the
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
One Way to Make Country Level.

One Way to Make Country Level.
The Newly Weds were driving
along very billy road In Northern
Missouri
Such horrid hills" she exclaim-
ed. Il think there are entirely too
many of them"
Either that" replied the man, "or
there are only half enough"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

A man thinks girl is perfectly
proper who refuses to kiss him-be-
cause he can't think of any other rea-
son why she should refuse
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
No WIfe's Cooking for Them.

No WI1e's Cooking for Them.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-This paper says
that rarely indeed is wealthy Turk
seen at his wife's dinner table.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak - Yes, I under
stand the Turks live long time.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting-Feels
Fine-Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus
trated Book in each Package. Murine is
compounded by our Oculists-not a "Patent Med
icne"-but used in successful Physicians Prac-
lice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub
lie and sold by Druggists at Csc and Soc per Bottle
Murine Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes, Csc and Doc.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

trimming, with narrow pieces at the
sides. Plated net frills finish the
sleeves.
Hat Of Tagel, with a crown COM
posed of frills of ribbon, with wreath
of roses beneath and a satin ribbon
bow at the side. .
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc q bottle
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

A jealous woman enables his
Satanic majesty to take vacation
now and then.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

II always makes good WHAT Garfield
Tea, the Natural Laxative, composed entirely
Of pure, wholesome and healthgiving herbs
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

Quality quantity is something to con-
slider in purchasing remedy for constpa-
ton or as laxative. How about Garfield Tea
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

Many man hides his wife's coffin
with roses, who never gave her a five
dollar bill to do as she pleased with.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1912-07-05

II a man isn't sufficiently original
to manufacture his own lies he should
stick to the truth.