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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

Yesterday afternoon there might
have been seen climbing the long hill
by TIE high school building man
with deep lines in his face. 1t was the
Daffydil editor. Now daftydil is a
kind of English expression which is
never found in England but which
has become quite popular in some sec
tions of this country. When you have
found daffydil you have nothing at
all. This daffy editor has decided to
offer a few prizes for the best speci-
mems sent in and if you observe few
chasing themselves through your
thinker kindly stick pin into them
and forward to The News office. In
order that you may become the more
familiar with these strange creations a
few are here given:
If girls like candy, Dubois?
y,
- ooA0o' v "'AAAi' - . ~
Ii the CLOCK quit tlcHlng Woul" 'ne
arithu elic?
If Rev. Goddard had a boat would
-
u;,ou -,
- - ,a oaI
1fnroor+u is obaon IN Rsrahoo is
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04
Datfy Dillies

If w. w. Morse is tall is A. B..
Stout?
IF the moons face was dirty, would
the sky scraper.
If E. s. Johnston weighs 100
pounds, does Will Alton?
If Oscar Dopler should gather wal
nuts, would John Hull?
Ia case a tramp threw clubs and
bricks would Officer Stone?
IF w. II. McFetridge decided to
build boat would George Carpen-
ter?
In case Rev. Henl<e decided to move
overland to Madison would Rev.
Hall?
IF there is yard of fur in cats fur
coat, how much is there in a dogs
pants?
If Frank Herfort needs William
Toole to can Pease, would Everett
Hail them?
IF an elm tree could not hear birch
bark in heavy voice do you think a
ASS wood?
When John Malone, Ed. Dithmar
and Ed. Luckow go camping, does
Dick Koch?
If the Republicans can not persuade
County Treasurer Carl Du Bois TO run
for the legislature SAINT Wood.
What was the greatest flight in his
toFv2 was asked IN the aviation school.
Then came the reply, when the CHM
ney flew.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

If one of Golmar's camels ran
across the track, would a cow-catcher?
If the monkey mentioned it, would
one say he was lion?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

If you saw loose chicken WOULD
John Shew or Frank Gaskell, Of
Archie Cook or A. Fry?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

dew
To make them bear rich harv vests
too.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

IF Chicago & Northwestern dining
car was sidetracked at Baraboo would
a Cummings boarder?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

IfCharles Gibbons placed 2OO eggs in
an incubator would Munroe Hatch?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

What was the greatest flight in his
5toFE22 was asked IN the aviation school.
Then came the reply, when the CHM
ney flew.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

IF the moons face was dirty, would
the sky scraper.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

If w. w. Morse is tall is A. B
Stout?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

If the Republicans can not persuade
County Treasurer Carl DuB Bois to run
for the legislature SAINT Wood.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

When John Malone, Ed. Dithmar
and Ed. Luckow go camping, does
Dick Koch?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

If Wisconsin votes for woman suf-
frage would the Nehs have it?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

IF a Horstman swims river how
would Kingsford?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

If kindling wood be lit, would coal
chute? No cord wood.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

IF E. s. Johnston weighs 16C
pounds, does Will Alton?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

If the English men go fishing Autle
Reinking, too?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1912-01-04

RI an elm tree could not hear birch
bark in heavy voice do you think a
b ASS wood?
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
Synopsis of Chapters Already Published

Cosmo Versal has made the discovery
that the world is on the eve OF a second
deluge. He placards New York with
posters, calling all to prepare for the
coming flood. For his own safety he be-
gins the building of an enormous ark and
barely has it completed when reports are
flashed about the world that the waters
are actually beginning to rise.
Suddenly, in midday, the world grew
The rain descended from an invisible
source and the waters rose. Literally, the
world sweat. About his ark Cosmo had
placed electric wires. and when the mad
dened populace. now terrified beyond
measure, attempted to storm the ark
hundreds were instantly killed. The wa
tiers are now rising 10 feet an hour.
Finally the city of New York Is all sub
merged but the huge City Hall. which IL
the Government battleships breaks away
from the Brooklyn Navy yard and Is car
ried over against the City Hail. smashing
through the top of the building and then
sinking to the bottom. From this wreck
a small boat arises and in this boat comes
Amos Blank the richest man in the
world, alongside the ark. Blank has lost
his mind, but he offers a billion dollars
In securities. and waves the packet over
his head, II Cosmo will take him abroad.
He Is taken in and then the ark Is started
ured, Is the worlds highest land and
which will be the first landing place when
the waters recede. Suddenly those aboard
see the stars overhead and know II has
stopped raining.
Professor Pludder escapes with President
Samson and his family in an airship and
are cast violently on a mountain peak.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
Politics Discussed By
Writer for Munsey's

A timely article on national politics
entitled, Catching Up With Roose-
velt," by Judson C. Welliver, with an
Introduction by Ny. Munsey; an illumlna-
ting story about the big business achieve
ments of Pittsburgh's millionaires, by
Isaac F. Marcosson; an enlightening ar
ticle. The Stock Exchange and the
Public" by John Grant Dater, and an
important literary contribution by
Prof, Brander Matthews, are a few OF
the notable features in The Munsey for
March.
Catching Up with Roosevelt" is
particularly interesting. 1t presents
facts that clearly show a change of
view point, on the part of those who
heretofore opposed the former Presi-
dents policies. The Millionaire Yield
OF Pittsburgh" has a message for every
community in that it points out the
all-important relation that locality
bears to financial and industrial sue
cess. In the Stock Exchange article the
writer brings Wall Street into the lime
light and discloses alike its weakness
and strength. WAS Shakespeare a
Plagiarism" gives Prof. Matthews an
excellent opportunity TO marshal all
the arguments pro and con, and ia
point out the soundness or fallacy of
each.
In addition to the above, the March
Munsey carries a number of able ed
itorials,, the usual entertaining Stage
enlarged Financial Department, nine
short stories, and serials by George
Barr McCutcheon, Louis Joseph Vance,
and Leroy Scott.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
CHAPTER XIV.
1HA HN nv.
Professors Pludder's Device.

"A AY dawned brilliantly on
|" Mount Mitchell and revealed
i Va to the astonished eyes of the
watchers an endless expanse
OF water, cleaning and sparkling in
the morning sunlight. 1t was a spec
tacle at once beautiful and fearful, and
calculated to make their hearts sink
with pity no less than with terror But
tor time they were distraoted from
the awful thoughts which such a sight
must mus inspire by anxiety concerning
themselves. They could not drive away
the fear that, at any moment, the awful
clouds might return and the terrific
doWnpour be resumed.
But Professor Pludder whose compre-
henslon or the cause of the deluge was
growing clearer the more he thought
about it, did not share the anxiety of
the President and the others.
The brightness of the sky" he said,
shows that there Is no considerable
quantity of condensing vapor left in the
atmosphere. If the earth has run out
OF the nebula, that is likely to be the
end of the thing. If there is more of
space we may miss it entirely, or II
not, long time would elapse before we
came upon 1t.
The gaps that exist in nebuIae are
would require days and weeks to go
such distances, granting that it were
travelling in the proper direction. /
mink 1t altogether probable that this
such things go, consists of a single
mass and that, having traversed It, we
are done, with it. We are out of our
troubles"
Well hardly" said the President
Here we are prisoners on a mountain
with no way of getting down, the whole
land beneath being turned into a sea
We can't stay here indefinitely. For
hENNU f4..-.v
I'VE have compressed food enough t.
| last this party month";" replied Pro.
lessor Pludder; that is to say, II we
are sparinG of it. For water we can.
not salt, and II it were we could man,
age to distilI 1t. But, OF course, when
| said We were out of our troubles
| meant only that there was no longer
| the flood 1t Is true that we cannot
think of remaining here. We must gel
Put how2 Where can we go?"
| Prof. Pludder thought long time
before he answered this question. Final
| ly he asld. measuring his words:
"The water is 1000 feet above thu
f0TGo g fy II tE oft sea "a There is
this side Of the Colorado plateau"
| And how far is that?"
Not less than LOO miles in an ali
line"
The president shuddered
Then, all this vast country Of our
| from here to the feet OF the Rookie!
mountains is nov under water thou
| sands of fee. decp!'
There can be no doubt of it. The At
lantic Coast states, the southern states
| the Mississippi valley, the region of tn
! Great Lakes, and Canada are now
1 part of the Atlantic ocean"
| And all the great cites-gone! Ner
| cifuI Father! What a thought"
The president unused for time. ant
| gradually a fToWn came UPON his brow
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
Blow on Head Sends
Man to Insane Asylum

Struck on the head by a baseball
when he was lad. Edwin f. McLaugh-
lin received injuries which resulted to-
day - his being sent to the Govern
ment Hospital for the Insane.
On testimony of his father and
mother, Claude and Ida Mclaughlin,
and thre alienists, a jury before
Justice Barnard, in the District Su-
preme Court yesterday afternoon ad-
Judged the young man to be of unsound
mind, suffering from dementia and at
lacks of epilepsy.
Several times the young man has made
attempts to end his life, and because of
this suicidal mania his parents deemed
it necessary to have him confined in
the insane asylum. He had a position
as window dresser, but attacks of cpl
lepsy resulted in his losing II and others.
McLaughlin's parents testified that he
was struck on the head by a baseball
when he was younger and that ever
since he has been behaving in a queer
manner.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
German Ambassador
To Be Guest of Club

with the German ambassador, Count
Won Bernstorfr, as special guest, the
Germania Club will hold musicale in
the red room of the New Willard Hotel
tonight at o'clock Buffet luncheon
and reception will form part of the
evenings program. Mr. and Mrs.
Ernst Lent Anton Kaspar, Mrs. Huron
w. Lawson, and Miss Brickenstein will
give the concert numbers. ViolonceIlo
solo by Mr.. Lent, with Mrs Lent al the
piano; a group of three violin num-
bers by Mr.. Kaspar, accompanied by
Mrs Lent; four songs by Mrs. Lawson,
with Miss Brickenstein as accompanist
and a trio for piano. violoncello and
violin by Mr.. and Mrs. Lent and Mr.
viii be given.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
Nuts.
Sentence Reaffrmed.

BOSTON, March l5,-Sentence of eight,
cen wears imprisonment imposed upon
William ]. Kelher, convicted of aiding
and abetting George w. Coleman in mis-
applying 100000 Of the funds OF the
National City Bank of Cambridge, was
Teafirmed by. Federal Judge Hale.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
Y
"Want Ads
Bring Results
Telephone
Main $3.50
Branch Agencies

NORTHWEST.
Asquith's Pharmacy, 1918 18th st. N. W.
Astoria Pharmacy. Sd q @ n. w.
B B1ssssfa 81 an : Eye ". ' e \; W.
Butts Pharmacy. 9TH & Mass. ave. N. W.
eci sRsnce S5,h PGn'Gp M H' " oirard '
Christiani Pharmacy. sss Pa. ave. N. W.
Cissell, 10th & Eye sts n. w.
Davis, 9th & N. w.
Duffey. 9th & N sts. N. W.
Efdey. 18th I clifton 81. ". W.
GaISberg. 1904 18th st. N. W.
Ge fsGS s'h nspt Store st5 N "; and
Henry. ed & SITS. N. w.
HHinss; n, n J. 5 ave 4 z IT " y; ";
HSwSrd d i 10 K Ft sts = NJ y W. W. ~ W.
Hornung's Pharmacy, 7th & NJ sta. N. W.
Hutchins- Kenner Drug Co.
8; Kann. Sons q Co.. Dept. Store. Sth st.
Kenesaw Pharmacy. Mt. Pleasant & Irvins
Ross, 7ih = i. = "a isS AVE-. 81 T. y v w.
h hSsIn sf FSsams1 r. .S Sys T. . ~ NJ
Maltby's Pharmacy 1857 calvert ct. N. w.
Nicors Pharmacy. 18Th Pa. ave. N w.
New York Avenue Pharmacy N. Cap. 1t.
o'Denneii sOa F st. N. W.
PAU PEARSON 18th st. q Fla. ave. N w.
Petzold, 18th Harvard SITS. N. ".
Quigley,s Pharmacy. 2lst & G SITS. N. W.
Reh's Pharmacy. 9TH q SITS. N. W.
RishS I$.%s PHI PhsrmaSy l4th n W
Simpson j. F.. !th and = SITS. n W.
Tayloes Pharmacy. 9th & SITS. N. W.
Neltch, r. ". goth q NJ SITS. N. W.
Wagner & Co, LIST H SITS. N W.
Waters, NJ, Wisconsin ave. q O n. N W
Weller. F. P. ssSsSstt N st.
Sanford's Pharmacy, n. Y. ave & N Can
Park Road Pharmacy. 18th and Park I'd
Times substation. ?2oS n ct. \. W.
Times Times s sSSstation 50 ST st. II W
Union station christian Pharmacy.
NORTHEAST.
Blumers Pharmacy. N. Cap. & r Sta
Butler. 18th ST. q stanton place n. &.
George J. Geiger. 9Th 4 b SITS. n. z.
Lamb & Tilden. 18th & E Cap. SITS.
Model Pharmacy. sth & II SITS. n. e.
New York Avenue Pharmacy. n. Y. ave
& n. Cap. ST.
Powell. 4. E., 4th & E. Cap.
Tyree's Pharmacy, 18th q II sts n p
Times Substation, s3l II ct. n. E.
SOUTHEAST.
Arth & Co, $50 Pa ave. S. e.
Berkeley $50 LIST st. s. e.
burrows Pharmacy. 18th st. 4 Pa ave e
Enrich. 18th d Pa. ave. s. e.
Falconer, 1112 18th ST. s. z.
Hawkins, 18th st. & Va ave. 8. z
Lincoln Park Pharmacy, 18th & e. Can
Eey & Co.. Pa. ave. & sth st. s. r.
Roach Drug Co, Sth & G cts 8. L
Weller Sth & Eye SITS. 8. e.
O'Donnell, Sd 1T. & Pa. ave S. e
PitZer. 5th & z. Cap.
Times Substation, Sth & K SITS s. E.
Times Substation, lt3 B st. s. E.
SOUTHWEST.
Eisenbeiss' Pharmacy. 7th and sts. s. w
w. c. Fuller, Sol lists. w.
Harris Sd & F SITS. s. W.
LYMAN Pharmacy, 1913 ~ r. g. W.
Times Substatton. 4l9 4ta 1t. w.
BROOKLAND.
Linton & Nelson. Brooklsnd. D. C.
ANACOSTIA.
Bury's Pharmacy, cor. Monroe & Jefferson
streets.
Times substatlon. s07 Nichols ave.
CHEVY CHASE.
Sonneman, T. A, ChoVy Chase.
ALEXANDRIA.
Washington Times Bureau. Prince ant
Royal SITS.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

One base hit would have lifted Miller, of Boston,
or Myers, Of the Giants to the crest.
There will be others after his scalp this season
with a chance to land-for great he is there Is
always one that of them beat-the old boy
with the whiskers and the scythe. Wagner isn't
through yetbut his day of league leadership Is waning
fast It's open fight among six eight Of them,
and McGraw believes that Myers will be the top
at the finish He says the Indian is of the greatest
hters he has seen, and that he is just coming
into his
Fan-Marquard, according all statistics, had big
edge Cy Barger last Marquard only allowed
221 hits in 27S innings while they tapped Barger for 224
bingles in PIT rounds.
H. S.-Marquard led the N. l.. in strkeouts with 237;
Walsh the American with 255.
The discovery of the South Pole should at last pro-
vide place for Jack Curley in staging his Johnson
Flynn war dance. This place, and the top Of Mt.
Mckinley, the only two spots left where the en-
trance isn't barred to the ebony Zulu.
And the beauty Of this South Pole arrangement
would be that II either waoped the other off his pins,
the gent absorbing the waop would tumble off into the
abyss beyond
On the Course.
OF all the sad words of tongue pen,
The saddest are, 1T took me ten"
But a sadder wall, ween,
81 used five puts on that last green"
Mr.. Amundsen travelled 5000 miles to discover the
South Pole when he might have stopped off in St
Louis and discovered the Browns.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
BINGLES AND BUNTS
By Grdntldnd Rice.
The BugIand Viewpoint.

I've Iamped bale of funny stun within my day aud
time,
Where a caclSIe emanased from my throatJ
I'm right there with the old hR-hn foolish prose
rbymet
Though this bally "houn dog" medley grabs my goat,
nut taking each experience this mundane sphere
Where the incident brought mrth provoking Hlee,
have felt the most delight in the thick of tough
hRht
when a foul tip cracked the umpire on tho knee
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

have Pipsd the co mic papers and I've trailed with
F. y, AZ"
And. believe me, he's the Ty Cobb Of his crafts
I've had to hold aching sides dozen times day,
when they spoke shout eliminating ErnftJ
! know the humor In II when politician yelps
That blOkeH all created, equnl-freeJ
But the greatest laugh of all of
ball
when a tip umpire the knee.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

We wonder, as Mr. Taft faces the approaching cam
paign If he doesn't often draw blurred vision of a
sweep of rolling green of emerald fairway stretch
ing down the valley and some hill; Of rolled
sward of Bermuda, beyond where in the center white
flag 1utters above certain tin cup and where across
this emerald farway white missile flies upon its jour
ney, straight and true (sometmes) Old Doc DOGGY
drops back with the curse of defeat
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

Does anyone suppose, for example, that Col W. J..
Travis would swap daily round of IS for home in
the White House-or that Grand Vizier T. r. Cobb
would turn his .42O average for chance to be-
enmeshed in a whir and tangle Of reciprocity,
referendum, tariff, and such? We won't pause
for a reply. It's pipe, with the accent on the nit
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

And we wonder, too, If Big Bill doesn't sometimes
wonder himself whether is worth the other, whether
the throne is worth mashie shot played with un-
trammeled mind, rollicking putt sped upon its
with lghthearted touch.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
The Dutchman's LaurelS.

They are likely to crowd the Flying Dutchman's
laurels in the National this Hans the Htte
led his in 1911 by the margin Of abby bngle
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
STRAWBERRIES ARE
MORE PLENTIFUL IN
THE LOCAL MARKETS
Prices Are Lower on Nearly
Every Commodity for
the Table.
Yrcsh strawberries are becoming more

Yfcsh strawberries are becoming more
plentiful in the local markets, at
prices tfat are tempting housewives.
Florida Strawberries are selling at 30
cents per quart, although selects and
extra fancy qualities run as high as
80 cents per quart.
II Is predicted by marketmen today
that within n fortnight the price on
strawberries. rs we'll as various other
fruits ana vegetables. will be materially
reduced in price. Large consignnIents
Of various vegetables are beginning to
arrive from Southern gardens.
The bad roads that have resulted from
the heavy rains over Maryland and
Virginia have had an effect in boosting
the wholesale price of eggs. Eggs are
selling at % cents per dozen wholesale.
today, cent over the price they were
worth yesterday. The country roads are
hub-deep in mud in many places, the
few struggling countrymen to arrive in
| Washington today say, and heavy loads
cannot be moved under any considera-
ton.
The receipts of poultry that have been
arriving on the river steamers Is cut
/ off. on account of the condition of the
roads far down the States along the
river. Live fowls are scarce at Is cents
: and II cents per pound, Wholesale,
while the retail price continues to rise.
Meat prices remain at the same level
! It is thought that the falling off in the
consumption of meat on account of the
1enten season has prevented rises In the
price that were predicted in many quar-
| ters earlier in the year. Cheese Is par
| ticularly scarce and high.
! The following average OF prices is
! given:
/ Butter.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

For whether he has faith in the recall not he
firm believer in the follow through and that after all
with the proper timing, is the combination devouty to
be wished.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

cDont mention 1t. old top Yes, thanks cigar
nicey.)
The Washington times., 1912-03-15

II Mr. Amundsen travelled 5000 miles to discover the
| South Pole when he might have stopped off in St.
! Louis and discovered the Browns.
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
WANTEU-AGENTS

AGENTS-Don't send money anywhere TIL
you sample OF our late quick money
maker. Write for free sample today HENRY
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
On the Course.

OF all the sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are, 1T took me ten"
But even a sadder wall, l ween,
81 used five puts on that last green"
The Washington times., 1912-03-15
SITUATIONS WANTED
SITUATIONS WANTED
Male

POSITION as porter, Waterman, or general
housework, % years recommendation one
place. $3.50 Sherman ave. ". w.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-04-25

always remember that long cold ride.
Later, securing map Of the western
part OF the state, he paced his finger
on the junction Of the Des IRes and
Mouse rivers and determiaed to
settle there. The spot proved to be
one Of the most picturesque in west.
ern North Dakota and MI. johnson
still resides upon the land he first
selected. He has worked hard during
I'll these years since he first settled
in Northwestern North Dakota. Ee
now occupies palatial residence
built a few years ago on his Bur
lington homestead, but he is never
too busy enjoying life in his modern
home to look back with fond recol-
lection to the time he completed his
first little old log, dirt rooted anu
dirt foored house. Jim wouldn't take
small fortune for the structure.
With the exception of the Spokelie
log house which stands near the G..
n. crossing, a mile west Of Minot,
this is perhaps the oldest structure
lsti1l in existence in Ward county
Steps should be taken to preserve II.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-04-25
BALD HEADS ARE
NOT WANTED
Badness is too Generally Considered
Sign Of Advanced Age.

A bald-headed person does not HAY 9
an equal chance with one blessed
with a healthy head of hair, because
badness is too generally accepted
as an indication Of age. Many large
computations have established an
age limit, and refuse to take men
over IS years of age as new employ
ees.
Probably IS per cent of bald-head.
ed people may regain a good head of
healthy hair if they will follow our
advice and accept our offer. We have
a remedy that we positively guaran-
tee to grow hair on any head, unless
the roots of the hair are entirely
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We want people to try this remedy
at our risk, with the distinct under
standing that unless it does exactly
what we claim it will, and gives sat
isfaction in every respect, we shall
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during the trial.
We know exactly what We are
talking about, and with this offer
back OF our statements no one should
scoif, doubt our word, or hesitate to
put our remdy to an actual test !
We want every one in ,Minot who
is suffering from any scalp or hair
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