The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-06-13
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~ by "Jtjck ~ Himself

The Sun Cult Culrrft.-There arc great trials and
trihulations ahead of Ottoman Ear Adusht lianisl'.
leader and founder of the Mazdaznan sun cult 1t will
be remembered that some time aa" This freak was
gathered into the fold by the L. S. authorities on the
charge of sending obscene matter through the mails
He has heen indicted by the grand jury. has pleaded not
guilty. and the trial OF his cause will be heard in the
early fall.
MIR. O.. z. A. tlanish is one of those peculiar ere
atoms OF nature which was endowed with tn" ability to
originate a most ridiculous code of belief, I" put a high
price on it and to succeed in securing large number of
followers. He had lead his followers tn believe that
he vas born in Persia and reared in a monastery by
followers of Zoroaster. The weird and fascinating tale
Of his assumed life. it is claimed, proved = winner among
a certain class of women. who worshippei a, his shrine.
He sat upon his thron. while his steward collected the
fee. then he reviewed their stunts W 'Norslhp" in
game. near-samze. gauzeless and soslIne fashion. His
personal appearance. by reason of his vcr, peculiar
pl,siosnomy. marked him as - freak among y million.
ne d @N,hS inc business '' n oE'N'n n gam"
too hard and Your Uncle Samuel got busy whom lianish
mailed his publication. Inner Studies" to u young
woman i'm Br"okt'c'd' Mo His father i. A poor, AGED
musician in Milwaukee,. and when hauled into court
and questioned regarding the pretended romantic birth
Of his son. disproNed tho story. The police raid on
Flanish's Lake Park temple in Chicago revealed many
interesting features. and from all tho tales no" aaoat
regarding this peculiar fell"" and his cult. there is
likely tn be some more in,ercstinc times in the early
fall when court convenes.
How Can Thcy:-"Gentlemen. said the political
candidate. 81 have been accused of being an csotist. So
vas Lincoln. They say that desire to become u
usurper. Tho same charge WAS hurled At Washington.
They tell YOU that ann eager to raise myself above all
men. Napoleon and Caesar heard the same charge
hurled III them by the weaker ones who opposed them.
They are trying tn make YOU believe that desire to
run the world. God has been accused of the same pur-
pose. admit that all the things that stand for are
the right things and that everything which oppose is
wrong. hui no" can they Justly accuse me of egotism >"
As Helen Secs t.-Helen Rowland seems to have
analyzed the situation. She evidently is a close OBJ
server. and quite a philosopher. Judging from the fol-
lowing:
The man who is envied by all his fellow. is the
one who is strong enough 10 eat anything he likes With
out getting lndlseStlon. clever enough to do ANYTHING
he likes without getting caught and ingenious enough
to hirt with ANY woman he likes without getting en-
gagged"
Didn't Make Much-"Sir." said a Yankee. YOU
promised to vote for my bill"
Well" said the Dutch member. vat if / did"
Well, sir, YOU voted against it"
Well. VAT if did,"
Well. sir YOU lied"
Well. vat il I did,"
No Reflections on Lorimcr.-Thts Year the govern
ment gave away twelve million packs of seeds. enough.
if all we're planted in one plat. to cover an area larger
than the state of they cost
nearly a quarter of a million dollars-enough to give
ne senator over forty lone Thousand baths. according
+" latest estimatcs-and some of them need that num-
'""- too.
"kokomo.' says an exchange. was. in the ,hroes
IN" travelling men" Now. really. how would YOU
y To he in the throes of 4 travelling man
n good-looking woman in BROOKLYN has sued the
rect car company for 100000 for using her photograph
in its instructions on how to get on and off a car prop
"rlE. IT seems {" photographer snapped" her jus, as
she was falling off q ear. and she didn't like the public
ity of her awkward plight.
The prohibition movement which has been spread
ing over the south took new form during the recent
If the present conditions in the Republican party
we're represented in eggs, do YOU think they ever could