davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-13

The Bodies of L. Cannon of Harris burg, Pa, and L. G. Groce of Calves ton arrived at Panama from Nicaragua. Cannon and Groce were put to death by order of President Zelaya in 1909, after they had been captured with the reVolutiOnists.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-13

Traffic Policemen in New York de- clare that the new side door surface car which is so popular with the pas sengers does not permit of passage room between tracks.
Norwich bulletin., 1912-04-13

Officials of the Central Passenger as- sociation reaffirmed their decision to grant nothing less than two cents a mile for convention fares during the coming summer
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-10-19
Cur MISUNDERSTANDING.

Die 8rubuns bes Miniiterr.Tbens
ten !. .. Grhrn. War b. Spp.nbeim
auf Dem 9eI 9alaf in Central : Mes
ippotomien bat aud in Der iiingiten
3eit tpisoer bso.utenos ntue GrsebniFe
gebra4t. Dor attn lit cine grobs
5oranlage berausgetommsn, Die gu
Der duB.rn guremduer gsb0rte uno
Durh Die man aus Dem Snnern Der
Staot 81 Den auf Dem 9urebiigel
bsfinblifen DISQUALIFICATION aelanate.
Sn fat seraotr aini. gina burn oiss
FEB dubers Tor cine brtite 5trdb.
auf ben fdon friiber frsisslegtsn BET
a0nispdlait 3u unb fiibrt.
hurd oas bon ben g.fp1ltissn
SteinblOdsn nit ben GtorpiOns
menidsn flantierte palafer auf
timer aufTtsigenotn 9iompe in oas
oes GdIoFts. an oieles dus
bere Tor fhIc5 f;d tin gItihfalls In
Der 3eit btraussegrdbsnss gefpaItigts
ot3m5ieetImdHip an, bns bod Dben
I'm 1adIttinpflditer trng. Ditfes aes
b0rte cher DOruusFiht ud1 ali tincm
2sutptI. autets1autt Sieine aur
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-10-19
Sas erits arOhc @anOucr.
Ger erfte aries int SrisStu Dor iibsr
200 Sabren.

Sin bieien 9assn Der sroBsn Ma
nopsr 1T Elm. Grinnerung an ben
llrfpruns bieftr Ginriatuns, obue
bic mir uns elm mpbtrnes Seer taum
benfen tonntn, pon beIonbertm Sns
terefs. SIN Sabre 1893 fabte man.
uie Der gauIois er3dblt, in Grants
reid ben 9sfdluB. um bic miIitdris
ide gr5iebuns bes iungsn 9tr3Dgs
bon gour9ogne 3u perbollftanoigen,
eiusn ariss i'm 5ri.bsn Su fiihren
unb Elm Bib Der gslassrung bon
gompiesne b~nrsuif.llen. gine arz
NEE bon 10000 Wann, Snfonterie
unb aapdllerie, fpurbe inter benz
GberbefebI bes MorI6olls be gouffs
lers oufssitellt, Dos Eager nurbe
auf BEN 6iiael aufasfdIaqen, Der bic
|Stobt Gompiegne beh.rriht. Die
3ruppen iparen in 3fp.i 9reffen in
Sdladtorbnuns aufs.ftelIt. Quf
beiben 5liig.ln in Der eriten Rei6e
belt bic aapallerie. i'm Centrum bic
.Snfanterie. auf benz rehten fIossl
befanb iih bic R.isrbs nnb ouf beis
ben 5Iig.ln 2Gben unb adntinen. SIM
6intertr.ffen itnnb bic artiIlerte; Bel
ibr nor bds Quarter bes Ronigs.
9a in ien.r 3.it bic ginridtuna
ber MiIitarottahts nod unb.fannt
mar, fourben bic gefanbten einselas
ben, bic ii9 natiiriid b.eilten, benz
Sdauipiel bei3utpohnen, bns als
agldnsenb. bltnbenb unb 5ugIeid err
ffredsnb@ ssidiIbert purbs. 9i.
gruppsn fiibrten cine Reihe miIitdris
fder Sperationen urb 8stpssunssn
aus, bic aubpis XIV. s.rab.Su be-
s.iiterten. 4uh Mm.. be maintsz
non tpohnte in elmer G1nfte BEN
Mdn1psr BEL. Der man6berpIan
mar bic 8elaserung BON gompiegus.
bos bon M. be grsnnn perteibigt
Durbe. Rad ber 9elaserung nabm
Der aonig bic Repue iiber ollie 9rups
pen al. Gr moi 70 ent5iidt bon benz
srobartissn militdrifhsn Gdaufpiel
unb benz elan5enben 8erlauf bes
manobers, baB .r iebem Sauptmann
tin 9efhent bon 600 2ibres unb benz
marIdnll be 9ouffler bas blbfde
Simmdsn bon 10000 Qipres bsipifs
ligte.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-10-19

Qufnabme BON @StterIpmbolen ipurs
Den nod am pIab. gefunoen. am
|5uBe oes 2ehm5iegelmdFibs puros
cine grobs, mahriheinlid firitIide
@ruftanIage a~ufgeosdt.
Sn5pifden bat 5rbr. b. 9ppenheim
|fodbr.no Oss 5riiblings oieTes Sabres
nit einem ssil Ttinsr Sers
nn BON EEL SaIaf aus
cine 6orfdun8srsife in Die mes
|iopotamifde 8iiftsnfteppe fpeit mad
Dem Siiosn uno Sii0oiten ausgefibrt,
lin Die nod gdn3lid unbefanntsn mel.
torn llrgebungsn Der in Dem EEL be-
|9rabenen alien bettitifhen ReFosn3 3u
unteriuhen. Die Heife tpar fe1r be-
|fGperli6. Sic ein9 ourd gang ipofs
ferdrmss Qar6. ods nur bon 8e0uis
nenrdub3iigsn ourdfdnitten miro.
SAT- IA Gage lang fam Die grpeois
ticn gu teinsr ipenn dih nur 3eltmdei
|Btgen RieoerlaHnns. 3unddit murine.
hds Dfdebl abo Fl 4fis Gsbirge
oas fi9 jim 6aoen BEG Sea 6aldf
Ton Beiten mad Often hin3iebt uilo
Ods 5rhr. b. S%ppsnbsim als erIter
.Guropder i'm Sabre 1899 betrtteil
bate, genau ourdforf9t. Damn fpurs
d Die i'm Siioen 0es 9fdebl Qb0 eI
afis Biz gum Gupbrat beleserle Client
I'M 3id3ad auf nlte R~uinenpldbe nils
terTudt un0 idliebtih Der ghnblr
iiherihritten, @tporduf ftd bic grpeois
ton gu Dem 9iaebl Sinbfddr fDon6s
te. llntertpees purben niGt MIR zine
grobs 4n3a6l unbetanuser RuinenbHs
gel aus spsifstlos bettitifder ,3fif,
fcnoern aud mebrere ronifht Gas
aerpldbe unO ~stn3elne gum Geil nod.
bortrsffli6 erbattens mittelalterlihs
arubiid. gurgen feftgeitelt. Jebt TT
bieie gauge geseno unbeipobnt uno
unbsbdut. SIN 9f9sbl 5tnofddr
bate 5r6r. b. Spptn1sim Gslegtnhtit,
nit Den bort bauien0en Seiioen, ben
ioaenannten Seufelsanbetern, tpelhe
neben Dem gutsn nod oas b1Te 9rins
3ig als Gpttbeit perebrer, in 8srfebr
81 treten unb mdnhes Neue iiber lire
Religion uno Gitten 3u erfdbren.
1arauf ipuroe Die aeile iiber MoIul
mad aal'at S1srtat alHur fortae.
isbt, mo Die Expedition mebrert Sdae
Ole 4userdbungen Der Deutfden 0ris
tnt : Geielidaft ituOierte. 4ls0ann
sins es 81 Der in Der mefopotamiIden
eelegenen RuinenItaot .6atra
aus Der partbildsn aulturepohs uno
oann auf oas linte 9igrisnfer, I'M bic
orbern aifbriifsn a0nisspaIdfe Su
bsiuden: Himruo. 8dlapat. auiunos
iiit (ginipD uitp.
Die Riidrsiie ipuroe bon MpfuI
aus our,b bic Wiiftsniteppe nod Ies
fibin uno ibr Ole getpdltigt rDmis
ffe @ren3feite 9ara iplpie oen EEL
6elif nah Dem Sel 5aldf ollsgta
fibrt. Der 3en !Setif 1T betnnnilif
Der Gnbpuntt Der ipeitlifen meIOpDs
tcmiffen 3eilitrsde Der 8asodbbabn.
fir Die oor einigen Sdbren bereiis
bic aon5efipn BON ser tiirtifden RE-
gieruns erteili ipuroe. ct iii MIR sin
gang tleiner Ruinenbiisel nro Bat
NIT Dem EEL Salaf. auf Dem biz
often bon IeBterm. s5rbr. b. Gppsns
beim itattfinoen. nidts al tun. Gr
ettua orsi 9agereiien i'm Noros
oien BON lebterm. 5ebr. b. Dppsn
beim bat auf feinfr Iebten Meiit ii
ers1n3uns ieiner friiheren Grpe1itio
men, Die 'dnitIihen gr6berm Muinsn.
pldbs aus btttitiider iIno aNprifan
n;isn b~sfinotn, fsastiteIlt unO dafgs.
II6t.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-10-19

athrtr: ~DeiB elmer BON
tud5, mas Geetdng ift9 81, Gr.bl@
Gris: Am 2. Gspttnbsr III Gtbar.s
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1912-10-19

aotnm as idapar3 uno pelBc,m Hnttne iluerOen nlttuar8r samt Ino netg
Sdnpdnrnbannen gtragcn, bic fehr gut NIT ben Nebers uno Wanidttcn aus
IretEm groaSeot9 nS idpapem Santt am 9odt bamonteren; Der olt gat
terSefen binaas ben Sshpanen0alnen. geiat beg anOes Ser kParatc araafn
ebqndbt Ser reupcbpe" guff aus barmonierenocm Material enhdt cine
Snitc tr snitentnfL 8titentnrcnsetuis umo Foueuonnae.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
LABORER HAS 14-INCH
APPENDIX; DOCTORS
REMOVE II; RECEIVERS

NEW YORK, Oct. THE entire
medical profession is watching with
great interest the case of Charles Tit
ley, a laborer, who had eleven inches
of a fourteen inch appendix removed al
the Sydenham hospital According TO
the surgeons at the hospital. the pa
tent is progressing rapidly and will re-
cover
Last Tuesday night Titley, suffering
great pain, walked into the Office Of Dr.
Luis P. Bernstein the Bronx, who had
him removed at once to the hospital
where, assisted by Drs Sonnenscein
and Amster, of the house staff. he per
formed the operation.
After the first incision they realized
that it was an unusual case. The aver.
age appendicitis about three inches in
length In trying to get at the end c.
this one they made cut after cut Final
ly, after tracing it for fourteen inches.
they came to the end. 1t had grown
upward into the region of the kidneys.
1t was decided that because of it's UNI
usual length It might prove fatal to the
patient to remove 1t entirely SO only
eleven inches of It was taken out.
Up to the discovery of this one, nine
inches was the record
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
vEGCS ROB BANK
IN GEORGIA TOWN
BarriCade Themselves for Fight
Before Blowing Safe at Reg
ister-Posse Pursuing.

REGISTER, GA, Oct. Bandits, in
cynical Western style, blew the safe
sr5 robbed the Bank of Register early
This morning of about 5000, a third of
which was in one dollar bills. They
made their escape, but are being pur-
srad nv officers of Bulloch county and
q posse of citizens of this town, A
reUard of 500 has been offered for
,,etr arrest by f. P. Register, president
If the bank. Three suspicious looking
st-angers. who were 1oitering about
Gown about $3.50 o'clock last night are
believed to have committed the robbery.
The safe blowers went about their
work deliberately. They secured some
heavy timbers from the depot platform
ord Goods boxes from stores with which
they built a barrcade in the street in
frout of the bank for protection in the
event of a fight Then they forced a
window into the bank building, drilled
O hole in the safe, set the explosive and
blew the strong box into fragments.
The defamation aroused a number
NJ citizens living near the bank build
ing among these being President Reg
lister, Of the bank He lighted lamp
and went to a window to ascertain the
trouble. "Out with that light COM
manded the lookout of the gang. At
first Mr.. Register refused to comply,
but his son persuaded him it would be
safer with the light out. as he was
standing in full view of the bandit, less
tbap ION wards away
Under cover of darkness, the robbers
escaped with their loot. The forerun-
ner Of the gang first appeared here last
Thursday. He loitered around town un-
III this morning, pretending to be a
banjo player This is the first safe rob-
berry this town has had.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
WHEN YOUR LIVER
GOES WRONG
Nearly Everybody Needs Liver Slim
uIant at One Time or Another.

Nearly everybody now and then is
annoyed with sluggish, lazy liver or
by constipation or by biliousness.
1t is for this reason that Dodson's
Liver Tone is such a good medicine to
Keep always in the house.
Either children or grown ups can
take Dodson's Liver Tone without bad
aiter-effects and without restriction Of
habit or diet. 1t is a vegetable LIQUID
with a pleasant taste, but a reliever of
constipation and liver troubles, and en-
urely takes the place of calomel
Al Atlanta druggists guarantee every
oottle of Dodson's Liver Tone theE-sell
II costs so cents per bottle and if you
are not satisfied that it is worth the
money they will hand your half dollar
"dck TO you with a smile.
DON'T be fooled by preparations imi-
"a ung the claims of Dodson's Liver
one Just remember any Atlanta
a., rgglst will give you back your money
II Dodson's Liver Tone fails you. That
Is guarantee that guarantees.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
STOLEN PAINTING is
SOUGHT HERE; ST. 600
REWARDS OFFERED

Atlanta police are searching for a
valuable painting-the work of George
lnnis-which mysteriously disappeared
in Massachusetts, and is believed to
have been spirited South by the thief
with the view of dsposing of it to
some art museum or wealthy art col
lector
A reward of $1,000 has been offered
for the recovery of the painting.
This reward is offered by Francis w.
WEIGH, of Delham, Mass, the owner
from whom it was stolen September 3.
The picture, an Italian scene show
ing the great dome of St. Peters ca
thedral in the background, is the origi-
nal Innis painting and is reputed to be
worth several thousand dollars. The
police are keeping close lookout,
thinking perhaps the painting may be
offered for sale to some of Atlanta S
rich art lovers.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
VALDOSTA PUTS KIBOSH
ON BOYS FlRECRACKERS

VALDOSTA, GA, Oct. THE city
council has put the kibosh on the small
boys frecracker and Roman candle by
the passage of an ordinance prohibit
ing the shooting of fireworks of any
kind inside the city limits except on va
cant lots at least 100 yards from any
building AS such lots are not numer-
GUS, the fireworks displays will be re-
stricted. A favorite sport Of the small
boys during the holidays heretofore has
been to place strings Of torpedoes on
the street car tracks to be exploded by
the cars.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
Saved BY His Wife.

what to do when her husbands life is
In danger but Mrs r. j. Flint, Brain
tree, VT is of that kind. she insisted
on my using DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry" writes Mr.. f.. for a dreadful
cough, when | was 80 weak my friends
all thought ! had only short time to
live. and It completely cured me-" A
quick cure for coughs and colds, it's the
most safe and reliable medicine for
many throat and lung troubles grip
quinsy. tonsilitis, hemOrrha ges. A trial
will convince you. 80 cts. and $l00
Guaranteed by all druggists. (AdvtD
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
'Chamberlin= Johnson=DuBOse Company
ATLANTA NEW YORK
Newly Evolved and Very Smart Hats Just
Arrived from the Estelle Mershon
Shop, New York

Here rather long shape of black velvet the
which daped with PrnCeslaCe and then off with pink
combination elegant and simple black
velvet has brim covered with the ostrich shading
from white into delicate amber and another this soft
blue shade velvet has cushedn oshante CROWN
prsng as rolling brmths is trimmed with
toned ostrich in which the moeskn shade predominates
others might tell you
with charm of it's certain appeal for they all
hats evolved in the Esee Mershon Shop New
There and distinction about them that
will be catch and that love for charming
and beautiful hats will be quick o appreciate
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
CITIZENS Of
WASHINGTON To
invoke THE LAW

AUGUSTA, GA, Oct THE citizens
of Washington, Wilkes county, have or
ganized and called upon those who
have been interfering with the move
ment of Georgia railroad trains, and
put them upon notice that such inter
ference must cease or they will be
prosecuted under the law Since that
time the movements of Georgia railroad
trains on the Washington branch have
continued without interruption.
(Advt)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
Freight Line Net Affected

James r Scott, local agent of the
Clyde Line said today that traffic of
that line is making average schedules
in connection with the Southern RAIL
way. and that their patrons are re
ceiving the same service as over the
Georgia railroad. The Clyde Charleston
line is. therefore. not affected by the
strike conditions prevailing on the
Georgia railroad
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
DOCTOR BRAVES GALE
FOR PATIENT ON ISLE

SANDUSKY. OHIO, Oct. 7.---Dr. Ed
win Gillard braved gale in a small
power boat to reach Mrs. Cordelia
Barney near death from pneumonia at
her summer home on Gibraltar Island
in Lake Erie. She will recover. She
is a daughter of the late Jay Cooke,
Civil war financier, and Wife of Charles
D. Barney, Philadelphia and New York
traction magnate.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
CREW OF EIGHT. STICK
TO DOOMED SCHOONER

CHATHAM, MASS. oct. THE
four-masted schooner Charles A. Camp
bell, loaded with coal for Boston, went
ashore on bar today in fog and is
doomed, according to lifesavers The
crew of eight men refused to be taken
off by lifesavers
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
He's Ruptured!

1ONI take any chance in getting
49, ing that truss. Come to Jacobs
47I macy, where we have experts to
examine the child and to give YOU the
eSl professional advice. On the sec
Una fIoor of our Main Store. quiet and
2"aFJ from the general business. we
ave private Fitting Rooms with men
.'o women attendants and every other
.'I' ehlence for your comfort.
Ia.ops Pharmacy has the best equip
EEd Truss Department in the Southern
.''leS' we have the most extensive
STOCK Of all standard
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07

J. ". Copeland, of Dayton, Ohio. pur-
chased a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for his boy who had a cold,
and before the bottle was all used the
BOYS cold was gone. Is that not bet
ter than to pay a five dollar doctors
bill? For sale by all dealers CAdvt)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
TROLLEY FOR NORTHERN
GEORGIA GIVEN CHARTER

The secretary of state today issued
charter to the Chattanooga and
Chickamauga Interurban Electric Rail-
way Company. a Chattanooga organi-
zation exclusively 10 operate a trolley
line in northwest Georgia. particularly
from Rossville to Chickamauga
The concern is to be capitalized at
$4,000. and is chartered for 10l years.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07

Secure the most competent help in all
lines through the Help Wanted" and
Situations Wanted" columns of The
Georgian The best help obtainable in
this city and surroundings can be had by
using and consulting The Georgians Want
AID pages.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
JOHN D. is FEELING
ZINE AS A FIDDLE

TARRYTOWN, n. Y, Oct ASKED
how he felt after his vacation, John d.
Rockefeller replied; Feeling fine as
fiddle"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07

More sold than all other brands com
bined. SAVERS PURE FLAVORING
Because they fiavo-
BEST Ask the housekeeper tAdvt)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
JOHN l.. SULLIVAN Is
DONE WITH CITY LIFE

BOSTON, Oct 7.-Declaring that he
is welded to a farmers life. John l..
Sullivan, the pugilist, says that he will
never live in a city again.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
CHEER up! IF HEADACHY, BILIOUS,
CONSTIPATED-- CASCARETS TONIGHT

head
the
Wi: keep
cheef and 10
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
A Sale Of Table Linens and Towels
Priced Low Because They Have Lost Their Freshness

Here opportunity buy linens good round savng
An opportunity made douby comes at the time when al
every housekeeper repensh her linen chest
And simply and solely because the linens have become
somewhat soed they have lost the freshness that the laundry will
quickly That is the only difference between these
and their counepars that bring regular because
they spOtless.
Quality and worth affected
Will you the difference?
Here
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
EDITOR WILLIAMS IMPROVING.

WAYCROSS, GA, Oct THE con-
dition of L. Volney Williams. editor OF
The Daily Journal. is gradually improv
ing For eight weeks he has been crit
ically Ill at his home in Waycross.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07

"Ah. Theodore little feelings
viii be the club William
including
honey pahes after ALL William slow!
job he fall back on! Ehhu IN thinking
really
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07
Damask Cloths


double Damask Cloths regularly
yd bed double Damak Cloths regularly $3.50 $1,000
double anak Cloths $1,000
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-10-07


double Cloths; regularly
Napkins
inch Napkins: a dozen
20x2O inch Linen Napkins: regularly dozen S225 $175
Napkins; regularly dozen $780, $3.50
272z inch double )nas Napkins regularly dozen $50 $3.50
double Danask Napkins dozen 1920
Danak Napkins regularly dozen $3.50 $1,000
Napn regularly
Linen HuCk Towels
inch hne hemsitd Towels regularly 25 .......17 &c
hmmd Towels regularly
scalOpd Towels regularly
And
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-08-22

THE hypercrca need not at the efforts Aldermen
locate police gafters Remember Jonathan Wild was an
pert thief-catcher.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-08-22

Jenkins. old PAL" said Mr.. Jarr, 'let
sleeping dogs lie and then you won't
have to lie when they wake up. Grant
ing all you say is true, It's bad prece-
dent"
III II wasn't have to take the lady
to her hotel and then hurry to catch a
train out to East Malaria I'd wait after
the show and introduce your wife to
my wife's friend. Miss Blenkinsopp, of
st. Louis" said the irritated Jenkins.
"'Tis Just as well tits So" said Mr..
Jarr. And when you see me with my
wife's dearest friend you. too. pass on.
can only say I'm glad you are sitting
where Mrs. Sarr does not see you with
the lady from st. Louis. When the show
Is over I'll hang back with Mrs. Jarr
and you hurry out"
jenkins evidently did So But on the
way home Mrs, Jarr was very silent
and then said:
"Who can you trust these days? Did
you see your friend Jenkins with a
blonde person? No? Well. ! did,"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-08-22

VXIE knew French chefs opnonaed never
w thought to dare tell that didn't know
beans! ~,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-08-22

A INT It funny what folks'M do In
n tn country In tn summer time?
4 \ TIL golderndest things thet they
wouldn't do fer million dollars In tn
winterl
I bin noticin' some things quito regular
this past ten year or so. an l seen
w!mmen folks tibet has money an pref
tiness. too. take up with tn swimmiest
lookin', fish-eyed fools NV feilers. thet
has to think twice fore they buy a
pack o. cigarettes.
seen married men with . fine.
healthy lookin' family an buster Nv q
wife go moonin' over ninety pound.
thin blooded gal thet didn't have ginger
'nough TO stand on her own feet, let
alone cut up interestin' links.
] seen folks tibet wouldn't stir out Nv
tn house 'thout goloshes In the city set
round In damp rowboats at night with
cheesecloth frocks on 'em an mist like
tho pail NV doom settlin' down an
drenchin' their marrow.
81 don't know what It's. Some book
learnin' Teller up here one summer said
twas midsummer madness. An II he
spoke from experience he certainly wuz
right. cause II wuz August whsn he sed
H. an he wuz tn craziest thing tibet I
ever seen, Just then. A regular dernsd
fool he wuz. all bout q woman we had
boardin' with us.
At first sight I must low there wus
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-08-22

W. ,: ::'': voice. ear {. '; IL: a.. e.
" strolling in the lobby OF the
theatre between the first and second
acts. Are you seeing the showf"
No." replied Mr.. Jarr In finc scorn.
I'm peddling lead pencils outside the
Grand Central Depotr'
It was through such flashes OF ready
wit that Mr.. Jarr had established his
reputation for possessing a satirioal
turn OF speech. And poor Mr.. Jenkins
Of East Malaria, bookkeeper in the es-
adjustment where Mr.. Jarr had n
weekly stipend thrust upon him. drew
back abashed.
II meant to say. how do you IKE the
show" said Jenkins meekly
Oh ITS clever In spots" answered
Mr. Jarr with his best first nighter's
air: "drags little at the beginning
and II reminiscent as the deuce, but
other than that l think Il will ge,
over
Gross the street and have some
thing?" suggested jenkins.
why. don't think ] care to-" wa
| the reply, "phat cafe across the stree,