The Greeley tribune., 1912-07-11

ANYHOW, Wo MO Bssu sAssss
i,,tch doesnt run through our fiat.
MONIES, n after q sanitarium, bat
voplGln't . Keeaey cure get more
basiness?
NnHsse n ono T. R.-There Is
lot o4 bix game In Africa that hasn't
been shot Jet.
A local physician IL responsible
for thu one-DOn't be rash, It may
mean smallpox.
Isn't 1t about time the comic
soa9 writer is getting busy with
swat the ~ song?
several auto enthusiasts Of Gree
ls.v are now It work trying to invent
n machine tl,At will swim.
Better nay that dog tax 1br Dave
Camp Is going to include CANNES In
his 6y swataaAG crusade.
Iittio old Eaton has . free band
CONCERT every Friday evening, but
Greeaey can't afford them.
Innocuous deseutude has arrived /
for the summer. Both big cOnven- |
lions and the big fight are over.
Tho Roosevelt third party has
been launched in Colorado. hut the
splash didn't drown anybody.
1t certainly II hard luck to beat
a motOscyclist in u race and then
find out that he is an auto cop.
Roosevelt and Jim Flynn put up
the same line Of talk before their
big fights and both met the same
fate.
The mad desire to sprinkle the
Lawn ought to be dissipated now,
because there is paenty OF water
again.
Soon we shall he able to resume
consideration Of the batting aver
ages and consider the doing Of Ty Ii
lObb e al. III
Ed Howe says that the real test
Of housekeeping is to keep COW
successfully. We always thought
IL was . hen. In
Well, anyhow, SheeH's bridge !,
acToss the surGing Platte has lasted
loaeer than he did, In spite Of its
saggins sPan-
Note-The Morgan cutoff men,
toned does not mean that there will
bo any reduction In the income OF
J. Phpoint Morgan.
YOu have to hand 1t to the demo- !
crats OF Weld county fog bravery. i
Yesterday they butted In ON the
Baltimore convention.
Grover people are building q
great number OF wind mills. they
could save the expense by grabbing
. few Oh the Greeley street corners.
Denver had the coolest Fourth It
ever knew, but 1t needn't he brag-
ging about it. People in Greeley had
to take hot irons to bed with them.
Governor Wilson is 10000 letters
and kilograms behind In his cor
resp0ndence, and yet some people
think it would be lovely to be nomi-
mated for president.
Windsor painted its water tank q |
that the water Is improved thereby. |
Why didn't they paint it lemon color
and have lemonade?
It II expected that the republican
progfessives Of Weld will soon echo
the famous v1al OF Tom Watson of
Os0ree and exclaim in passionate
accents, 'Where in - are We AT?'
Now that yOu know what sort Of
pes1f1aeOus, insldi0us, relentless.
mahclous and deleterious cuss the
~ h. swat him and his progeny all
Tho Captain Of Plymouth that is
to be heard at the State Teacher
college next Thursday evening must
not he coafoanded with the Colonel
Of OyQter Bay.
''6han they steal our party"
shR4eks OsF moro or less esteemed,
contemporary. The way things are
going Il doesn't look as though there
win b enough Of 'esn left to be
st01ea.
Il u going to he rather painful
to The Weld county republican can
0ida&es to hAye to announce to the
voeess Whether tlaey arc for RoOse-
velt - TAFT Tho safest way will be
70 coane oct for Wilson.
Or contemporary invites Mr..
R0ese6eat 20 get behind Wilson and
heap eaeet hin. For 0oce, We con-
COR and are alnaost tempted to be-
Love they arc seeing the light.
Oyster Bay papers please copy.
Tho Na&1oaal Progressive party h
70 hold . Convention I'm Chicago
AnGst 3. possibly will, tho idea Of
eotfing the members ready for thu