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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10

STEAM HEATED ROOMS-For
rent. Inquire Of R. W.. Stanford,
post Office building. 70
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10
For Sale miscellaneous.

SEED POTATOES-Ohio and Dakota
Reds. $3.50 per bushel. John Ahlstrom,
Spicer, MINI. 2O3
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10

SEWING MACHINES-We have
number of slightly damaged machines,
which we will sell very cheap. Call at
our salesroom and look them over. Sing
er Sewing Machine Co.. sos Benson
avenue. 204
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10

LOST-A band bracelet. Finder
please leave at 937 First street for
reward, 222
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10

FOR SALE 2-seated, rubber
tired surrey; one single buggy; one
light spring wagon; one single har-
ness. 0. A. Jacobson. III
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10
Lost, Found, Etc.

FOUND-Saturday, April 6, some
money. Inquire Of Judge Qvale. PIT
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10
Classified Wants

One cent q word each insertion. No
order. -
80 per cent discount for additional
insertions-No accounts booked for less
than Csc.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10

HOUSE FOR RENT-On Litch-
field avenue, between First and Sec
ond streets. ]. P. Madison. 80
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10
Houses and Rooms.

FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT
Inquire at this Office. 1876
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10
Miscena neous.

WANTED-To buy fresh eggs.
Ideal Bakery. 149
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10

FOR RENT-Heated room fur
nished. Inquire Of J. P. Madison,
l13 E. Litchfield Ave. As
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1912-04-10
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Corrected April 10, 1912.
Prices on creamery butter, nour, bran, snow to
aud apples are dealers selling prices, Ill other
are prices paid to producers.
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14
An Unfinished Job.

A patient entered a dentists office
the other day and, after showing a
swollen cheek for admittance to the
chair, was told that the tooth was
very bad" and that the nerve would
peed to be removed. The operation
finished. the stranger placed his hat
firmly on his head, leisurely drew on
his gloves and requested that the
account be charged.
After he was gone the dentist turned
to a friend who had been in the room
and said:
TON, | don't know that man.
am sorry the operation wasn't sue
cessful."
But it was successful" returned the
other. astonished. THE man was feel
ing fine when he left here. Why
wasn't it a success?"
Il didn't extract all the nerve" re.
sponded the dentist. = Philadelphia
Times.
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14
A Clerical Pun.

On one occasion at Athy, where Can
on Stavely, the English divine, was
then stationed. he was visited by the
archbishop. whom he induced to visit
a new coffee house which had just
been opened in the interests of tenn
perance. Naturally the distinguished
guest was served with a sample cup
Of coffee He tasted it. while Canon
Bagot and the manager waited in com
placent expectancy of commentator.
They were disappointed. The cup
was hardly set aside by the bishop.
who calculated, with prolonged and
unmistakable emphasis:
"A-bom-i-nable"
Then the manager suddenly remem-
bered. "Oh. your grace" be explained,
"a box of matches fell into the coffee
tank this morning, and | did not think
it right to waste all the contents Of it,"
IF your grace will come again."
promised Canon Bagot, interposing
quickly, 81 faithfully promise you
matchless cup of Coffee"
DubIin's Lord Mayer.
By virtue of his Office the lord mayor
of Dublin is a captain in the British
army.
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14
Finished the Text.

Apropos of notices on houses, cor
respondent of the estminster Gazette
relates that n man in Scotland wished
to have cut over the door of new
house the text. "Aly house shall be
called a house of prayer" He left the
wo-kmen to carry out his wishes dur
ing his absence. and on his return his
horror was great 10 find the quotation
completed. "But We have made it a den
of thieves" We had wee thing
mair room. We see. SO we just pit in the
end O the verse" was the explanation
given by the Bible loving Scot
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14
What Broke.
Times.

George William Curtis was lecturing
on stage once when suddenly a
heavy rope somehow broke loose from
its mornings in the flies above and
dropped with a tremendous thud to the
floor behind the speaker. Mr. Curtis
looked round in mild surprise to see
what had happened, then, turning TO
the alarmed audience again, said with
a twinkle in his eye:
"Ah. that must have been the thread
of my discourse"
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14

Guetne was - often iHtruded upon
by the curious IN his house in Weimar
that one day, made impatient by the
determination Of al unknown English
ord cred his servant to show him in
The English'man entered. Goethe
planted himself erect in the center OF
the room his arms crossed. his eyes Oh
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14
The
Scrap Book
Making Sure.

O'Reilly was a henpecked husband.
unforgiying even when Mrs. O'Reilly
had been called to the great beyond"
He refused to have anything to do
with the funeral or go to the GENE
terry. All Of the arrangements were
looked after by neighborS. When
they had Strengthened up the house
they got O'Reilly to consent to come
in and look over the floral offerings
of the friends. Then they asked him
if there was anything further they
could do before they took their leave.
Still regarding the floral pieces,
O'Reilly nodded and observed:
IF yez don't moind yez molght close
thin Gates Ajar' "-Eyerybody's
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14
LIKE A STATUE.

the ceiling. motionless like statue.
Surprised for the moment. the stran-
ger soon comprehended the situation,
end. without being in the least discon-
terted. he put on his glasses. walked
slowly around Goethe. inspected him
from head to foot and went out.
The Wrangell sentinel. (Wrangell, Alaska) 1909-current, 1912-03-14
If | Can Live.

If can live
TO make some pale face brighter and to
give
A second luster to some tear dimmed eye
Or cen impart
One throb of comfort to an aching heart
Or cheer some wayYorn soul in passing
by;
II I can lend
A strong hand to the fallen or defend
The right against a single envHus strain,
Ny life. though bare,
Perhaps. of much that seemeth dear and
fair
To US of earth will not have been in vain.
The purest joy,
Most near to heaven. far from earths
alloy.
Is bidding cloud give way to sun and
shine.
And twill be we'll
If on that day of days the angel tell
Of me she did her best for one of thine.
Helen Hunt Jackson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15


* 8 pseseiits no pTl1ciples Of goy-
eminent before the people. he has
no career Of offcial service to com
mend him, and no elements of
strength q render him popular. He
has already become regarded as a
nonenity. q fgprehead, and plant
and submissive individual who Will
do what the bosses who have picked
HIM up tell him to do. There is
ample reason for the last mentioned
belief to be found in the proceedings
OF the state committee meeting held
last. week. He turned down per-
sonal friend. an experienced cam
paign manager. a man whose polit-
zeal debtor he is to a very great ex-
tent, and an associate who could At
least have been truted to carefully
safeguard his interests, for man
who is neither his friend nor SYM
pathizer, who is identified with cor
Iporate and other interests which will
hang as a milestone about the neck
of his candidacy, and who will>throw
his interests in. minute If 1t be-
comes necessary to save the senator
ial barque of Clarence w. Watson
from laundering on the rocks. There
never was a greater display OF SER
Witty and weakness ever made by a
candidate for a high Office than was
that by Thompson when he tirned
down Neal for Walker. not because
he wanted to, but because he dad to.
And this is one man who Is run
n,ng for governor of the great state
of West VIrginia-asking its people
for their votes in year when the
people are demanding men of back
bone, stamina, courage, ideals, indie
pendence, honesty and all the extra
ordinary qualities which go to con-
stitute successful leadership. If
there was no other reason than this
one act so wildly illustrating his
lack OF those qualities, he is unfit to
be the governor of this state at a
time when 1t needs an executive OF
high talents. an honest purpose and
bravery to fight the enemies Of good
government.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15
Who is Thompson?

Democrats and Democratic news
papers seem to know nothing. about
William r Thompson, the Demo-
cratic nominee for governor of this
state, In fact nobody knows much
about him and nobody. cares much
for him. AS the Parkersburg Dis
patch-News has come to the relief
of the Democratic newspapers. out
there by telling what Thompson Is
or rather what he is not, the Tele-
gram lmpaAs that relief information
as follows from that newspaper so
that Telegram readers as we'll as the
Democratic press in this part Of the
state may learn about Thompson,
what he is and what he is not,
hoping that the Democratic press
hereabouts will appreciate this act
OF Kindness:
He [Thompsonl hasn't expressed
an opinion on any issue in which the
voters feel even the slightest con-
Germ. They do not know him. what
have been his political associations
what his abilities are, what he pro-
poses to do and whether he has the
courage and capacity to do them
whether he IS to be trusted If he
makes any promises to carry them
to fulRIlment, what his personal
character. is, what alliances and obi
cations IL any he may be under, and
one hundred and one other import
ant subjects of information that ev-
cry intelligent voter should have be-
fore he should be willing to walk up
to the ballot box and vote to put any
man at at the head OF the state gov
eminent for four years. He has
made no attempt to supply the de-
sired knowledge, and certainly none
of those who are promoting his can
didacy have done so. Rather. 1t ap-
pears to the public that they have
studiously avoided anything of this
kind, There must be a reason.
This much many people know of
Thompson at this time, even though
1.-THE general public does not. That
Ethe facts can long be, hidden away
from them is doubtful. Thompson
was selected by Clarence W. Watson
and William E. Chiffon to make the
race for governor. They kept better
men out of the field and unopposed
he was nominated. He had no fol-
lowing of consequence in his party.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15
LOVELY HAIR
Partisan Sage Immediately Banishes
Dandrufl, Stops Scalp Itch and
makes the Hair Radiant
and, Charming.
government.

PARTISAN Sage is not dye-it
does not contain poisonous sugar Of
lead or any other dangerous ingrsd-
lent.
1t is a high grade scientific combln-
alton that will put life, lustre and
beauty into any hair the minute it is
applied.
Scalp itch goes over night; dan
druff disappears; hair stops falling
and the scalp becomes Immediately
clean and free from germs.
There's delightful treat coming to
your scalp IT, you haven't tried PAR.
ISIAN Sage. Girl with Auburn hair
or every carton and Nbottle. so cents
at Wells & Haymaker Co. and dealers
everywhere.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15
Party Or IndIyidual. Whlch2

Shall the Republican party pre-
vail or shall Theodore Roosevelt de-
.stroy 1t to crafty personal ambi-
ton? The question Is very vital.
Voters themselves must decide be-
tween party rule and regulation and
one-man rule. The principles OF the
grand old party are certainly Of
more concern to the nation than
that one Individual should succeed
in his personal ambition. Those
principles constitute foundation OF
many units upon which the govern
ment itself rests while with the pass
ing of Roosevelt, the only real
foundation the new party has, that
creation of his own passes with It's
creator.
Concerning this phase of the pres
ent campaign, the Bluefeld Tele-
graph brings out some thoughts as
follows, wholesome to read and In.
structive to the millions OF voters
who have constituted the Republican
party half century, formulated its
principles and won its victories:
1t. is inconcelvable that the ties Of
political principle and party loyalty
which have bound together seven
million voters under the Republican
banner should be severed at this time
in obedience to the demands of an
individual leader. disappointed in a
personal ambition.
We have great confidence in the
strength of the cohesion which has
resulted i'm bestowIng the greatest
honors OF, our nation upon so many
worthy and distinguished Republ,-
can leaders and which has resulted
in the embodiment in successful &C.
ton of so many sound. strong and
fundamental principles of Republi-
can governmental policy.
The Republican party stands to-
day for the continuance of condi-
tons which have made and will
make for the prosperity o nation
and individual; and the Republican
party stands also, for sure, constant
and rational progress along the lines
of honest, Justice between man and
man, citizen and corporation, ma
ton and nation.
1t is a grand old party" and the
days of its grandeur are in present
and future as well as in the past.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15
aI.etatlne consnnptlrea.

Physicians in all the eastern and
southern states viii be asked by the
National Association for the Study
and Prevention of Tuberculosis to
stop sending consumptives In the last
atsges 81 Tuberculosis and without
sufficient funds to the Southwestern
part OF the Unltd sta4es IN search Of
health, according to an announce
ment made today by that assoeia-
ton.
. While It is impossible to tell ac-
euratelyi how many consumptIyes
there are at present living In the
states Of Colorado, New Mexico, Ari-
zona, Southern California and West.
ern Texas. re is probable that no less
than ten per cent of the 6,0G5, 900
people in this territory have tuber-
culosis themselves or have come to
the West because some member Of
their family has had it. Every
year, the health authorities esti-
mate, not less than 10000 consump-
.tives hopelessly diseased come West
to die. For these cases, the cli-
mate of this section OF the country
can do nothing and they are COM
PEELED to die in strange surroundings
and thousands of miles from home
and friends.
The National Association points
out further that from fifty to sixty
per cent of these advanced cases are
too poor to provide the proper neees-
"saries OF life, and they are either
starved to death or compelled to ac-
cept the meager charity which this
part of, the country affords.
In an effort to stop the migration
of consumptives of this class to the
Southwest, the National Association
will ask physicians to be more care
full In ordering patients to go away,
and will also ask railroads to dis
continue their practice of selling
charity" tickets to those who can
not AFFORD to pay full fare. ''No con
sumptiYe should go to California.
Colorado or the west for his health"
says the association, unless he has
a good chance OF recovery from his
disease, and unless especially he has
at least $1,000 to spend for this pur-
pose, over and above what his fam
ilg may need,
s"Tuberculosis can be cured in any
part of the United States. and 1t is
not necessary for tuberculosis pa
tient to- go West. Whenever post
bic, the National Association urges
tuberculosis patients who have not
ample funds to go to sanitarlum
near Home, and If they can not DO
this, ottake the cure in their own
homess under the direction OF n
physician"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15
Breaking the Faith.

Announcement in Washington
that the Democrats of Congress are
going, to hold third caucus on the
battleship question is an open con-
fession ofgDemocatlc platform pledge
betrayal and an Indication. also, that
the platform regulators are to face
the humiliation OF being whipped
into the line of duty. This whipping
will result from a fear of public
wrath and the effect 1T viii have on
the Democratic national campaign.
Democratic faith is shown to be a
queer and elusive Thing by the action
of the party on this question. After
stubbornly but vainly lighting against
the building OF any battleships dur
ing the forthcoming year, the con-
gresslonal representatives of the
party resorted to duplicity in their
compromise proposal in which they
offered to provide for one battleship
to be as Senator Tillman suggested
so big and so fast and so powerful
that 1t would be the last word in-bat-
tleship building and thus put an end
to naval rivalry. But. this hypo-
critical position has been unmasked
by the secretary OF the navy, who
charges the Democratic advocates OF
the biggest battleship idea with try
ing to fool the people and points out
that in the ordinary course of events
whatever battleships may be or
dered this year will be the biggest
and best the navy can devise. In
other words the compromise is no
compromise at all.
Woodrow Wilson, Democratic
nominee for president. has also
sounded a note OF warning that
is peculiarly applicable to this
situation. He declared few
days ago at his summer home
at Sea Girt, N. J.. that the DEM
ocratic party has to prove cit Is
the worthy instrument OF zeal on
the part Of the people OF the United
States. II it doesn't prove 1t now"
he continued, at will never be given
another chance to prove It. We are
standing at turning point In our
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15
Even Wilson Sees Tt.

Woodrow Wilson. even as a candi-
date on the Democratic ticket for
president is forced to admit the
greatness of the work of the Repub-
lican party in running the govern
ment. Here is one of the things he
says in his speech of acceptance:
THE nation as a nation has grown
Immensely rich. She is Justly proud
of her Industries and of the genius
OF her men of affairs. They can
master anything they set their minds
to. and We have been greatly stimu-
lated under their leadership and
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15

politics ana we must make good Oh
80 out Of business. II the yernaeu-
lar. 1t Is case Of put up o. shut
mp. because words are going to be
discounted and nothing win be hon
ored except the actual carrying out
of such program as senslble men
may unite in for the common bene-
1T"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15

cenmand Their laureIs arc many
and very green we must accord
them the great donors mat are their
~ ana We must preserve what they
base built up FOR uA.,'
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15

Buy It now. Chambetlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy is almost certain to
be needed before the summer is over. Buy
1t now and be prepared for such an emer.
gency. For sale by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1912-08-15
County Surveyor:
CUTHBERT A. OSBORN.
An Evening Toho

Precious wisdom is not desirable
for youth, lest, like the rash bios
som which ventures forth too early,
4 should be nipped ere 1t has
strength to resist adversity.-LADY
BUEssNGToN.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-03
ATWOOD PLANS TO
FLY ACROSS OCEAN
Thinks Trip Can Be Made in
Thirty Hours.

Lynn. Mass. Jan. 2.-Harry n. At
wood will make an attempt next April
TO cross the ocean IN a hydroplane In
thirty hours An approved type OF
hydroplane Of his own design, 1t was
learned to-day. is to be constructed by
the Burgess Company, at Marblehead
Mass.
Atwood has designed a machine
larger than any yet built, to be driven
by two engines of not less than 15o
horsepower. Atwood declares that with
ordinary climatic conditions he Will
make the trip in thirty hours without
dificulty. He will start from the east
coast Of Newfoundland and land on
the western coast Of ireland. distance
OF approximately 2,45O miles, 500 miles
less than that Travelled by ocean liners.
He plans to start at o'clock in the
evening accompanied by one mechani-
clan. and fly by compass until morn
ing. when he will pick up the wake OF
an ocean liner.
The Washington herald., 1912-01-03
MEMORIALS CLAIM
SHABBY TREATMENT
Declare Officials in Balti-
more Were Incompetent.
tiug Eaitor The Wa.hinEton Hold:

Srortiug Editor The Washington Herald:
The Washington clubs which competed
IN the New Years race held by the Bal
timOre Cross Country Club In Baltimore
are stin indignant over the treatment re-
ceived by their athletes. Numerous mis-
takes were made. both as to when dif-
ferent individuals finished and as TO
whether several individuals finished at
suffered by the mistake.
Bolac. who really won the race. was
compelled to run one more lap than his
rival, Elphinstone. This gave the latter
an undeserved honor. and Bolac got only
second place.
Holland. Campbell. Curley. and Hulfsh
were lost by the checkers. and were never
checked In at all. Campbell and Holland
both claim fourth place. and undoubtedly
fourth and fifth places belong to the two
men. Curley and Hulfish finished four
teenth and fifteenth. respectively. Hol-
land and Curley furnished affidavits as to
the positions they finished in. but Camp
bell and Hulfish are still not recognized
by the management as having finished at
all. Campbell was refused his cup when
he asked for Il.
The mistakes involve not only the indi-
vidual placing OF the men. but the team
trophy as well. As matters stand, the
cup goes to the Baltimore Cross Country
Club. while a reversal of the places
claimed would give the coveted prize to
the Washington Cross Country Club.
The various Washington clubs do not
accuse the checkers of dishonest motives
in spite OF tine fact that Washington
men lost by every mistake. But since
these occurrences have happened before
under the same management. there is no
excuse for their repetition. 1t Is hard
enough to train faithfully for an event
with the uncertainty of success to con-
tend with, but II is certainly discoura ging
to win out after a heart-breaking strug-
gle for miles and then lose credit for Il
by some mistake or Incompetence. The
Baltimore management owes 1t to the
competitors to clear up this matter and
do justice to all concerned
THE MEMORIAL ATHLETIC CLUB.
JOHN J. CAMPBELL.
GEORGE W. KEANE
The Washington herald., 1912-01-03
JUAREz RESULTS.

FIRST RACE-ons mile. Juan. III lines. Is to
5. won; lawn. 20 n. Callahan. TO l. seoood; Pipe
Nision, los tMolesEorthl. to !. third. Tine.
! ~ Is. Barney Oldheld. NOFEuEud Virginia Lind
-. and John II. Eck also nn.
SECOND RACE-Flre and onehsH furionEs.
serenade 10 tGuyi, to ]. Eun Esrief, loS tSel-
dom. TO l. secund. BrGIton, 100 Is Johnsnnl. 10
!, third. Tine. l os IS OOnoomoo. Amarillo. Tam
parent. Elder. Judge Henderson. sacIlis. Strangs
dor. Great Caesar, Bitter Water, and IriSh Beauty
alsa nn.
THIRD RACE-Threef fourths of mile. Marzo.
los CMolesNorthl. even. Wun: Isom. lG tSmAlD. 10
TO /, Scuond; W. II. Ford. iB (Dcnnyl. to !.
third. Time lIJ IS Thistle Rose sIeeplAnd.
EVelinA, Robert, MAsAlo. and Mamie McDee also
nn.
FOURTH RACE-Fve and Onehan furlonEl
FAneuil Hall. liz iPoStl. 5 to l. won: wHneT, IL
tSeldenl. to !, second; Frank c. Hogan. l2 CBux-
tool. 81 TO /. third. Tine. os - Lena Lech.
Emma G., Tommy TNiE. and Lite Knight also an.
FIFTH RACE-siX furionEs, Henry WAlthank. lOl
CMolesWurthl. to s won Ftapat, lG CRshenl.
To l. second: Anne Mciee. 100 tHiID. to S third.
Tine. l:ij IS Judge CabinisS. Marie Hyde. Dave
MoutgumeTy. Billy MayheH. and Ilez also
SIXTH RACE-One mile. COppeTS III tGrussi. 10
to l. won: sam Barrier. IL DIileri, to /. second
Ben Uncas ll0 MolesUUEthl, 4 to l. third Time.
l7H- SOnoa, Heretic. Fem L, Mamie ALigot.
and Sir Angus also ran.