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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

end. If this be placed in the ground
the fence when completed looks much
better. ] also have found that small
posts for wire fence last longer than
large ones, for they do not hold mois
ture as long. A post should never be
reset until it is well seasoned. The
end posts should always be placed In
concrete; then there need be no bra
cling or anchors used.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

limbs. The bough catcher and the
pipe braces raise and turn the limbs
without breaking them. The operator
can be on the saddle rail and the
limbs will go over him. 4. 1t is strong.
Built as shown in the cut, the tower
will last for many years. The tower
is best mounted on top Of the tank.
but it may be mounted over the en-.
gine IL desired. Full details of con.
struction are given by Prof. HI. w.
Riley in a circular which will be sent
by the state college OF agriculture at
Ithaca. N. Y.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
lien,s AmpIe VocabuIarx.

II is claimed that the common hen Ia
not far behind the turkey In her vo.
cabulary. Furthermore. she is said
to be much more fluent "talker" than
the rooster. Her cackle is used for
three different purposes, and each
cackle is different from the other
cackles. One she uses when seeking
a nest. or when calling for her mate;
one when she is frightened: and an.
other. OF a triumphant sort, as abe
flies from or TO the nest.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
-Four Years Of Real Iox.

Germany has added another to its
list of distinctions. 1t has produced
the perfect truant. A boy Of Dortmund
was transferred from one school to
another; he found out that his name
was not entered on the register. That
was four years ago. Since then he
has gone from home every morning
with his bag of school books, and
each evening at the appointed hour he
has returned. 1t has now BEEN dis
covered that the new school has never
seen him. and that he has had four
years Of vagabondage.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Formation of lceberas.

The proportion OF an iceberg which
will be under water is determined by
comparing the density Of the Ice with
that OF the surrounding sea water.
The densities Of ice and sea water are
nearly 92 and LOB, respectively, from
which 1t can be calculated that only
abort one-ninth Of the berg's bulk is
visible above the surface. No ice
berg could float with one-third OF its
actual bulk out Of water, but II 1t
were irregularly gormed, with peaks,
II might seem to be much less thap
eight-ninths submerged.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Really a Good sIan.

Never let us be discouraged with
ourselves. It Is not when we are con.
scious OF our faults that we are most
wicked: on the contrary, we are less
SO. We see by a brighter light. and LEI
us remember, for our consolation. that
we never perceive our sins till wa
begin to cure them.-Fenelon.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

tr onble In all its
dre adful forms;
shooting pains ell
over my body, sick
heada che, spinal
weakness, dizziness,
depress sion, and
everything that was
horrid. ! tried many
doctors In different
parts Of the United
States, but Lydia z.
Pinkhan's VaCe4a-
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
So ThouohtfuI Of Him.

Bridegroom 1.-TWO days after wed.
ding)-"I haven't seen anything yet oi
that $4,000 check from your father"
Bride-"Well, you see, dear, papa
heard that your father had already
given us one, and he knew we
shouldn't care to have duplicate pres
ents."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

Fashion is woman's literature. Dress
10 the expression OF her personal stylA
By dress she conveys the outward ex-
preston Of her taste, of her skill, and
syen OF her aesthetic individuality.
Il is thus that she contrives to
uharn the eyes of the arts, the art
containing all the others. 1t is not the
expression Of her characteristic style,
10 we have said. but 1t is her palette,
ner poem, her theatrical setting, her
Yong OF triumph.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
When Your Eyes Need Care

Try Murine Eye Remedy. No smarting-
Eine--Acts Quickly. Try 1t for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus.
compounded by our Oculists-not a "Patcnt Med
ioine"- but used in successful Physicians' Prao
uce for many years. Now dedicated TO the Pub
lie and sold by Druggists at 2c and SOC per Bottle
Murine Eye Salve In Aseptio Tubes, 26c and 600.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Great Piece Of Luck,

An English laboring man took a
mezzotiiit into Christie's art rooms in
London the other day and was aston.
ished to be told that 1t was worth 81:
7Sb. 1t was the Children Bathing
OF J. Ward. a famous eighteenth cen.
tury engrayer and painter.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Forced 10 Relv on candles.

Very few houses in the French
West Indies possess kerosene lamps,
candles being commonly used for
household Illuminating. The import
duty makes II impossible for the peo-
pie, who are poor. to use either kero.
Nene or gasoline
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Solving the yolkls.s EsQ probs.m.

William c. Christine. a carrA sr On
one OF the rural routes out OF sWash.
ington, puts In his spare time 4 aisinR
chickens, and he claims to have deyei.
oped hen that lays yolkiess eggs
christine says this hen has lsld half
dozen eggs OF that variety. It is his
ambition to supply yolkless ksggs to
bakers and caterers for use i In icing
cakes
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

vital statistics OF United Kingdom
, Taking the United Kingdom as
whole. the marriage rate is about 10.E
the birth rate 25.3, and the death rata
1879 a thousand.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
RAISING Calves

The calves from first-ciass herd OF
cows at six to eight months old should
average SIS head and with far less
expense than that Of raising other
stock.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
soIlino crons.

Just once more we are going to urge
dairymen who have not done so here.
tofore to sow soiling crops this spring
to keep up the milk flow when the
grass fails next summer.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

One Place Where Living is Cheap.
In the Blue Nile region In Egypt q
native laborer can live very comfort
'bly on six to eight cents day.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Daily Thounns

When there is order, there must b,
mind, and where there is mind, thers
must be sense of justice.---A. Conai
DOyla.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

Poets Beautiful Farewell.
God biess thee with blessing beyond
hope or thought. with blessings which
no word can find nd--Tennvaon
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

Rich In starch and oil. corn exoels
all other grains for fattenfng. It is
deficient In protein and ssh. and not
altogether s,~-<- for growing animals.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

Automobile Eye Insurance needed after
Exposure to Sun. Winds and Dust Murine Eye
Remedy freely applied Affords Reliable Relief.
No Smarting just Eye Comfort-Try Murine
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
ne Would Find out

He Would Find Out.
Reeder-Is 1t true that It takes q
genius to live with genius7 De Ruy.
ter-I'll ask my wife about 1t when /
60 home.-Puck.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red,
Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids.
No Smarting-Just Eye Comfort.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

No thoughtful person uses liquid blue It's a
pinch of blue In large bottle of water Ask for
Red Cross Ball Blue the blue that's all blue.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

Mothers win find Mrs. Windows Soothing
byrup the best remedy to use for their children
during tae teething period.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
What Dress Is to Woman.

Liquid blue Is Q weak solution. Avoid It. Buy
Red Cross Ball Blue. the blue that's all blue Ask
your grocer.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Dairy Thermometer.

DdFI t'TSf ITIVIIICtCTs
On any farm where milk and cream
Is handled or butter made for sale a
dairy thermometer is indispensable.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
IOWA WOMAN
WELL AGAIN
Freed From Shooting Pains
Spinal Weakness, Dizziness.
by Lydia E. Pinkhan's
Vegetable Compound.

Ottumwa, Iowa. -"For years Mwss
almost constant sufferer from femaIa
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16

Selecting Seeds.
Do not buy cheap seeds or plants
just because they are cheap.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1912-08-16
Hand Woven. UubIeeksa
PANAMAS
FROM WEAVER 70 wrAern

of price. Money refunded IL not satisfactory Get
durable stylish hat for the half of what Il would cost
you elsewhere. Address NEW MODE HAT co,
q H. Meussdorfer, Prop, 227 IL Washington st.
Twenty years In Portland. Portland. Or.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03
Another Delightful Event.

The reception and hop recently
given 10y Manager and Mrs, Taylor
and Mr.. and Mrs. Wctmorr, at the
Harvey house, left "A pleasant feel
ing in the minds of those who part.
icipated in the delightful event
Expressions Of approval were
given by people from Boston to Los
Angeles. and the charming affair
last Friday evening given at the
same place by Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph
{. Ely. Mr.. and Mrs. +. G.. Rodolf.
DR.. and Mrs. Montenyohl and Mr..
and Mrs. A. II. Snyder easily Great
ed "A companion sentiment. The
color scheme of decoration was
lilac. pink and white and was very
artistic. 1t gave only further evil
dence that Deming social life can
not be- surpassed in any city in this
great country.
Music of the usual high grade
was furnished by the Crystal or
chastra
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03

Beds first door north of telephone Of
fee. Can furnish you quiet place to
sleep. p. NJ. George.
II you are looking for place to eat
or sleep, see p M. George.
$40 a day easily made by hustling
agent. Write at once for full informa-
ton. Arizona Sales Agency, Phoenix,
Arizona 3wl3'
II you need carpenter phone 49,
Position wanted as bookkeeper. Best
of references, Box 245. Deming. III
Wanted for cash. Decided land close
to Deming, at bargain. \ care
GRAPHIC. l3tf
Wanted for cash. Decided land close
to Deming. at bargain. X care
GRAPHIC. l3tf
Cow giving milk wanted, Hostein
preferred. Inquire of A. A. Amy.
Phone 1877. . rings. 2wl3'
Can accommodate several regular board
ers two blocks east from Post Office
See 7. NJ. George.
For Rent: Two nice suites of offices
suitable for professional tenant. Dr..
s. d Swopc' l3tf
Wanted: Position as assistant book
keeper and clerk in store or office, eN-
perience. references, employed now.
Address W. f.. Wilson, box All, Corpus
Christi. Texas. 2w-l3-
For Sale: Second hand furniture, in
GLIDING dresser and beds and Aixmin-
ster art squares. good range, kitchen
cabinet. horse and buggy, photograph
with 30 minute attachment. poultry net
ting, dining table and chairs, Morris
chair Call w Clark Roomng House
2w.l3
For Sale Team horses harness and
wagon. Harness and wagon nearly
new Inquire c. T.. Brown, At Demng
Steam Laundry. lw-l3'
80 acres of decided land. two miles
southeast of town. with water, if so de
sired. $50 per acre, half down and bal
ance at 10 per cent. +. W. Baumann.
Deming. n. NJ. 1877
Reliable man and wife, no children,
wants position on ranch or at mines.
Can give references il wanted Exp
rienced hands Louis T. Hilderbrand.
Alton, n. NJ via lanark, n. NJ. lwl3
For Sale. A green house with 1900
feet of glass and all necessary tools for
the florist business We could So u more
flowers than We can produce. Reason
for selling. business has grown until II
requires more attention than can afford
/ Ia giy. DR. s. ID. Swopr. l3tf
! have for sale -four year old thor
ough. bred stallion, sired 10y Handspring,
/ a noted Kentucky sire and bred at Lex.
ington, Ky. This is one of the best bred
young horses that was ever brought TO
/ New Mexico and carries the blood OF
Iroquois. Vanda. Child Harold and -.
/ via,han in his veins. He is well broken
to single and double harness and saddle,
is kind and gentle Price four hundred
dollars. DR.. 5, d. Swopc. l3ti
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03
Delightful Dinner Dance.

Another surprise was added,
Wednesday evening, To- the numcr-
Gus list of festivities in Dcming So
cial circles and it was indeed Il most
delightful one. Too much praise
cannot be- given the hostess, Mrs
l.. NJ Harrington. who gave typl-
cal eastern dinner dance Ia about
80 guests. An elaborate course
dinner was served at seven, follow
ing which the dining room was
cleared for dancing, and to say il
was brilliant affair is putting il
mildly.
The decorations were green and
yellow. the color scheme obtaining
in every feature. Nothing but
Deming flowers were used.
During intermission a Rhine
wine cup" was served and il is Ger
tain the hostess omitted nothing
that would add to the pleasure of
her guests. 1t is one of the full
dress affairs for which Deming is
famous.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03
Testers Report Good Roads
to Phoenix.

c. II. Lester and son r. A. Les.
ter. have returned from their Dor.
der.land route trip to Phoenix and
report exceedingly good roads,
with only slight repairs needed.
They came by way of Tucson,
Douglas and Lordsburg, a distance
of 400 miles, in ~ hours and five
minutes, or an average of nearly "a
miles an hour.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03
Warning.

We have discovered that misrep.
resentations are being made by GER
tain piano tuners. so We wish to
inform our friends that Mr.. j. G,
Miller is the only piano tuner con
nected with our house, and he has
been the only authorized piano tun'
er for us for the past three years
FL PAso PIANO Co.,
l3tf w. r. Schultz, Prop.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03
Three Horses

Lost, strayed or stolen, one hay
ing white face, and branded }. T..
c., one open a., bar T., one hori.
zontal A. in circle. Any informa-
ton, please leave at the GRAPHIC
Office
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03

If you want quality, come to us.
II its price, we meet them all. II
its assortment, we have the largest
stock in the Southwest. We know
what we can do for you. Let us
show you. Deming Lumber Co.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03
PERSONAL.
Hon. A. w. Pollard is in Santa Fe.

Hon. A. w. Pollard is in Santa Fe.
DR.. Hulen has returned from a
business trip to San Marcial.
Wallace II. Wright is entertain
ing his father from Missouri.
Asa d. Hall and wife have gone
to Los Angeles to visit friends.
Victor Dieudonne is visiting
friends in California.
+. H. Bickford is home from an
extended eastern trip.
County Supt. Grace g. Goebel
has been in Santa Fe on important
educational matters, this week.
J. J. Cole. deputy u. s. marshal,
os Albuquerque, was in the city
this week.
Mrs W. II. McCahon has been
called to st. Joseph. Mo-. to attend
the funeral Of her father
5. A. Cox is glad to return to
Deming after spending several
months in Phoenix. where he has
been working on excavation jobs.
&. H. Donart. travelling freight
and passenger agent of the Santa
Fee. was a welcome GRAPHIC caller,
Saturday.
W. ID. Chidress. n veterinary
surgeon Of large experience, has
located permanently at the Hols-
tein livery on Maple street.
r.. J. Kurth of Phoenix, repre-.
senting X. l.. Polk 4 Co., is here
gathering data for the New Mexico
and Arizona State Gazetteer.
j. &. Meador of San Diego. n
former friend of Rev. w. +. Foulks
in Kentucky, visited him here, Tues.
day.
Mrs. W. +. Foulks and children
have returned from Texas, and W,
are much pleased to state that Clay
ton is very much improved in health
W. +. Barnes, assistant travelling
freight and passenger agent of thu
s. T., WAS here last week makint
good with his friends.
}. j. Walter and wife have ar
rived from Tularosa and have al
ready commenced to develop theiI
farm near Red Mountain. We arr
glad to welcome them.
A. o. Snyder of San Diego ha
decided that Deming is the propeI
place and is now n member of thu
Snyder Jewelry Co. Good acQuisi
ton.
Looks good to see Prof. ieo. +
Bell back from Kingman, Kans.
where he has been for a brief visit
He is accompanied by his brother
+. II. Bell, who will become one o
the Mimbres Valley boosters.
+. +. Moran left, Tuesday morn
ing, for Lordslurg, where he ha
the erection of the Electric, Ice 4
Water Co.'S plant. to be erected b.
the new company just ORGANIZED
here.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03

Those who know us and our bust
ness methods, trade with us. The
newcomer, well. he usually gets the
tin from some one who knows and
everybody is satisfied. Deming l.um-
her Co.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03
ABOUT TOWN.
Those who didn't hear the Lump.

leave at Graphic Office.
Think over that broom factory
idea.
Everybody happy" Sure we
are!"
Chas. Gunter and wife have a
baby boy, born yesterday.
A broom factory for Deming
would be a good thing for the MINI
bresValley.
DIR. Moir will fit you with glasses.
Call phone Y and make a date at
any time.
Why don't Deming have n regu-
larly appointed cleanup day. We
need it.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Smyer, have
a new daughter, born Friday morn
ing.
See the Deming Lumber Go.
when you think of figuring on that
house or barn.
For well pits or general farm i'm
provement, write o. J. Wheeler care
GRAPHIC. All work guaranteed.
Morton L. Brown and wife of
Georgetown, Texas, are here for the
summer, at least.
N. A. Bolich has been making
some :. table improvements in the
interior of his store.
Eight hundred head of steers
were shipped out of here to Texas
points. this week.
Mounted Policeman Beal is pick
ing up an occasional pony with Il
Mexican brand.
John Humid commenced cutting
his first crop of alfalfa April 26.
This means five big crops this year.
Lawrence j. Carter, jr, has been
awarded the contract for the con-
struction of the Deming-Honda
telephone line.
A party of Deming young people
enjoyed a delightful moonlight ride
to the De Long farm, Monday even.
ing.
The Elite Cafes Sunday dinners
are complimented on every hand
and after enjoying one the editor is
ready to vouch for their excellence
The infant son of +. Cordova OF
Rodey, who was brot to the ladies'
hospital, Monday, passed away the
same night.
1t is distinct honor to Demlnl
to have the only lecturer for New
Mexico, representing the American
Medical Association.
The Elite Cafe will serve a specia
chicken dinner next Sunday, May 5
Chicken will be served in any style
Dinner Soc, served 1890 to 200.
e. K. Rambo returned to Ottawa
Kans., Saturday, and will max;
preparations to return to the MIN
bres Valley for permanent resid
cnce as soon as possible.
Frank Samuels has drawn plan
and specifications for H. Congdol
Browns new home near the ney
Nordhaus residence. II will be
daisey.
Williamson & Co., in the old Xii
lnger building are getting in
stock of dry goods, clothing. boot
and shoes. notions and gents fur
nishings.
N. P. Elfuson has decided to tr
his hand at hardware and furnitur
and entered the employ of j. A
Mahoney. Thursday morning. II
has been an exceedingly good ma
for Nordhaus.
Mrs. Gould, who underwent a
operation for appendicitis at tn
ladies' hospital, the Goth ult., is r.
ported out of danger and will lea,
the hospital this week.
Hougland 4 butcher have ju
completed for c. G. Rogers one
their celebrated cement.cased we'll
on the l0-acre tract a short distan'
'east Of the city.
We are panied to note the dea
OF Mrs. A. +. Van Deinse, at
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03

Our quality brand of alfalfa seed
is the best grown. Come and see
it-J. A. Mahoney.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03

When selecting seeds get nothing
but the best Mahoney has them.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1912-05-03

Correct Warranty deeds for sale here
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-02-11

perhaps they were requiring immediate attention IN
ment rising suddenly high, "You must such
question: Mademoiselle" she said "but will you tell me
where-where did you get that locket?"
that made it impossible for to anything but
the truth II took it from my fathers neck after he
was dead" said
She carried her hand to her throat. "Ah" she said.
"Ah!" Then she added, though with difficulty, $50
your father wasin Short you're the daughter of Eth
enne de Vauquieres?"
through my aching head. And suddenly the dignifed
lady before slipped down on her knees beside my bed
Her face thus brought level with mine seemed
one, lit like lamp from within young and wild and
beautiful under its crown OF white hair.
Look at mel she cried. "Have changed so much?"
Oh! knew her-I knew her then! began to laugh
and to cry all together "Oh, mon Die"l' l gasped.
you're Harriet"
Her face began to twitch but she answered quite
colectedly SHarriet Wilson-that my. name
Harriet Stuart now. And when was young girl was
engaged to your dear papa. Then came that dreadful
war We left France my father objected to my marry
ing Frenchman We heard the report s Of his death
very much-do you think that he ever, ever forgave
me-"
"Im sure he did, answered. "for he saved all your
etters-1 have them here, everyone in my trunk And
your name was the last the very last that heard
him say just before he died.
The tears up into her eyes, "And you re his
daughter!" she said. "Ah how strange life is! turn
of the Wheel and lose Etienne Another turn of the
Wheel and his daughter is brought here to my house.
washed up out of the like a changellng Etenne'S
daughter forty years! And you, more than
child All. he waited! All! he didn't forget so easily
as ~
Her head went down the bed, and she began to
cry-ong, srangng sobs that shook the bed and hurt
where | was But | didn't
All, poor Harriet How very very much she must
have loved Papa-almost much as loved him-to
remember him all these years. and weep for him now
with this wild energy of grief though she had lost him
yesterday. But if she loved him much why did she
marry Mr.. Stuart? Then I thought of Henry and it
seemed to me that had cramp in my heart Need
wonder at anything, who going to marry Victor
Cobb?
Henry's mother! This Henrys mother, and she
also Harriet that my papa had loved. 1t would
have been too delicate coincidence to be believed in
too apt and charming to have happened out of a
nance would it not if that had been all there it,
But it not ALL Stupidity gazed at the great white
solitaire my limp brown hand Though my head
whirling l realized what that meant. l going
to marry Victor Cobb!
But there time to think about that later. Mrs
Stuart began to ask about Papa, and to talk of him
oh how reverently, how tenderly! After all the abuse
1 had heard of my dear papa among my relatives at
Brent and the complete silence of the strangers that
lived with now, seemed almost like having him back
again. hear little anecdotes about his YOUTH and how
MY LOVE SHE'S BUT A LASSIE YET