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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26
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in Der gidbe oes benahbarten Wortbz
ingtpn iuht sesenipdrtis Elm Surser@
aufqebot naa etnsm Shurten, Der am
Sonntag Rahmittas bic 40 Sabre alte
Dittpe fSruu 2uep Mult in ihrsr
Bobnung iibsrfisl uno ibr 9epalt an
that. Die Srau idilbert ibren ans
sreifer uls .ineh BeiBen, Der iia oos
9siiht geIhtpGr5t bate. Der 3ufano
Der Srau 1T beoentlih.
gornabo rihtet II n5eil Il.
2tttle Rod, 4rt., 25. Sebr. -
gei einem 5ornooc, Der am Sonnta9
Rahmittag in Den Counties 2incoln,
SefferIon uno Qrtanfus ipiitbete, muir
BEN iieben perfonen getOotst nno
iiber 20 psrionen mebr ooer minoer
fdiper perlsBt. gm Shlimmiten
bauite oas llnpetter in Der Rube BON
4lmnra i'm IrfunIas gountp. 5rdu
CD. ssobnIpn, ihre bret ainber, elm
ssarmrabeiter Nomens McGlain, To-
pie Elm unbetannter damn, Der IN
oem ssobnipn' fhen bauie ein 3eitpelltz
a.sllntertommen sefuHben bate, tpurz
ben iammtIih setootet. tpdhrenb Sobn'
ion i.lbft unb fein jiinsites ainb
i1nsrs NerIssaH2tH oapontrussn,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26
9i6l wert6OOQe I6auafeIl.
Gin tupblbefannter sJnpelier ntadjt
Gin pifeaes 6eftdabain.
Cine 8egebenbeit, iuelhe bic AaFs
merfiamteit &ielcr aaf iidD lenft.

Gio sSrieoman, BON 324 8eit
5iinfe StraBe bierfeLblt ingte, naf)a
oem CT .Iona 8ita" eintge WoheI
lang etngenoHrnen:
sd erportete feline 9eiierltng BON
Oieier Weoi3in, neil ih 10 oft eiIt-
tdllIht puroe uno Den @Io1iben or
alem DolitQnoig nerloren bate. a5b
Dar ieit einiocr 3eit frauf. Sd mar
gang abgemattct, mar f1eruos in,o
batte tetne Grdfte. SD gIaitbte itet5,
bob etrpaS SS1trhtbareS paiiiren iDitr-
De 11no mdl5te mid Des 9eahts im
gett berltm, anitntt 81 ihlafen. SD
fii1lte beS Ntorgen5 gar nidt er-
friidt, ionDern mar n1li0e e6e Der
Gag anfirg.
SD las oftnal3 BON Iona Bita"
gIoubte aber, eS lei nie Die iibriger
W2ittel ilu0 ib falfte es nidt. @ires
Cages los ib bon einelu Wanne eer
Iugte, boB es @rnBeS fir ibn beluirft
habe u1o er beihrie6 feinen Soil
pclher geuau 10 mic Ser mein;ge
mar. Sd bei6loB, etnen 8eriud) 5t
muheu.
syh nabm bieOtcbi3in 1tn6 neripirrte
Iofortige Nirflug. Coma 8tto" lit
nah meiner 9(n1iht ullcS, mas boI
bemieIben beauipr,tht miro. Gs lit etit
groBortIgeS Wtittel. SSh eutpiebIe eS
alien, Die, pie id, gelitteu babeu"
Die Spe3iolIltcn, ncldlc ben G6na
ratter oeS Soniflnt8 benz Yubltfiut
au3einanbcrieBen ireroen Ginciunott
cher oerlaiIen, ols iie erlpartet bata
ten, bo 6a5 Sonitlun bier 10 raptoc
6ortihritte mad)t.
Sir qeood1ten, 6rei Nonote itt
Cincinnati 8u blcibcn". inQte elmer
Der Spe3iaIiiten ne1rIif. Dies Miro
o6er r1i6t n0tbig iein, On bic gtah'
fruge 70 9roB Qctporocu lit, baB mir
uniere Belt berihwenbeu milroen,
penn mir ioIangP blteben. g8ir er-
bieIten -6ie1elben 9ertd)te aus aroes
ren S.abten. l1eberaQ lit DER 8erfa1lf
| bes Ionifuns elr qelDaitider
Tie RQdfroQc nod oieiem f1eitcr
Sonifum lit oaS beOeutenoIte greigs
nib ieiner 9[rt in Cincinnati uno lee
Der nene Soq IteiQert oas 2Srtereiic.
! iona 8ita" crrpciIt Iidh fiir Die Salt'
! ienben bon haIbfranfen, ncrroieu 1lno
ilberntiioeten Eraueu 1mo Wannerrr
Der Stoot, neIde nidht pltBten, po5
ibuen eigentIih feAlc, aIS cine Sfa
fenboranq. nSona SIT" lit in aae'.
| Mpothefelr 5u babe1
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26
WusIanD. Selegrapb
Bonn itulienii6 tiirtt'
fhen Rriegsi aupl q B.

% n " I IL " y u y D
Beirut. %. Jebrudr. Bon OdS
mastus iino bier 1909 Wann Sruppen
eingetroffen, Der britiihe apniul bat
ais 0opeu Der biefigen aoniuln beim
8ouperneur am Samitug gegen Die
q(npeIenbeit zines betpaffneten Pobels
boufens in ben StraBen proteitirt.
Der 9ouperneur Dab ihm bic 9erithes
rung. boB er bic Siterbsit Der Iuss
ldnosr gspdbrleiitsn tpiiroe.
unruben in u albanten.
Gorbon, 26. Jebruur. geunrus
bigenoe Rahrihten Iinb aus 4lbanien
einqetroffen. Sn Eefopp uno Scutari
bo6en bic Balls 9erftdrtungen pera
laugt uno pie aus ct. petersburg ses
meIoet pirp, bat Der AriegsminiIter
bic WobiIiiirung bon $4,000 UtonH
unaeoronet. IS tam tiirslib gu einenl
3uiammsn'toB StpiIhen Ginseborener
uno tiirtiihen 5ruppen, tpel6e DIX
Yrisrenb 8abn befpd6ten uno bel BEN
aampi fislen 40 MaRn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

5rant Smitb, 10 SABRE alt, bon
SO. 721 2uursl 5trdbe unb sSoe
Roeff, IL Sabre aft. BON go. 1868
geft Gtrab., itslt.n iih fruh seiteru
Worasn in arg 5srihunbenem 3uitanz
be in Der Central poIia.iitation elm.
i'm bic gerbaftung bes MotormaHnss
unb aonou.tsurs elmer golernin ape.
Gar Az peranlofen. Sic erfldrten, onB
mebrere onoers Mdnner fih unoroente
lid auf benz StraBenbohnDogen be-
nommen batten uno buB Wotormann
unb aonbuttsur lie irrthiimliherpeiie
fir bic llebeltbdtsr gebalien uno mad
allen Reseln Der aunit DerpriiseIt hots
ten. 2suinant gonrao CAB ibnen ben
Bath, beute pisber5utommen uno
6aftbef.ble sssen bic beiotn StraBsns
babnanseitellten gu eripirten.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26
Derissal'N ptises.

Srr Wdr WoblIsbe, Wiitin=
baber Der Giearrsnfabrit BON 9. So
Iepb e &c., feisrte e.itern 8sburtse
tag unb empfins bic ber3Iiaen Sliida
niinide ieiner syreunoe, osrsn 3ahl
2eoion lit.
frau Wtnrgaretbd Roth :
b q az, qeb. Reis, iff am Samitag iba
rem aieben burh ben 5oo sntri'ien
iporbsn, aufrihtig betrouert BON 3dbla
reihen Treunben uno Betannten, Die
lie iid burd ibr freunbIiaes Weien
Su erfperben setpuBt bate. sic mar
aus amfpeiler, in Der Fbetuptdl3, gsz
birtig unb bate Elm utter bon SO
Sabren errsiht. Die geeroigung ftns
BET ON Utittfpoh Hd6ntta9 pom
5rauerbauTe. 1913 2tnu Strabs, aus
Itutt, ucrcaf in Der gbilippussE sEirhe
Ron gaitor Dorm Der Irduergottesz
oienIt 9ebalten miro.
Truu QmeIid gartels, seb.
Goiier, III esitern ibrem psritorbenen
8atten, 5errn 2ouis Sortels, IN Die
Guia.eit ndhgefolgt. DE- geahtets
Trau bate elm utter pon nur so Sab
rem srreiht unb ibr 5luidetoen tptrG
ririttig b.trauert. Die Seeroigune
erfolot am Ulittfpoh Ru6mtttag Dor
Der Dobnuna Der 5hpeiier, fyrau u
Ua. gedslse, 1701 Sncomore Strabe
dus.
syrau Sobanna Weier lit on
SamItag i'm altsr Don 10 Jahren 9s
ftorbeu uno Die Rahritt BON tbreH
Tgooe piro ni6t Dsrfehlen, in peItsT
arsiien auTri6tige 5rauer ipod3urII
fen. s5rau Reisr mar bic Wittpe Del
psritorbenen Ssrrn 5enrp Wieier. d
geeroiguns Ftnost am 0ienitag RAD
mittas bon Der Wobnung Der 2otter
Trau Senrn Gisisttug. 2250 Jlort
glpe., auf Clifton 9eishts, aus ltatt
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

Rem gort, 25. 5eb. IngetOms
men: ga Souraine" bpn 9apre, sUias
nuel gqlpo" pon Barcelona, ,9ermaz
mia" BON WarIeiQe.
2l6gssungen: rMinnebaba" nad
QprDon.
9aGtfur. anget.: ~Suniiian"
bon 2tperpool.
8rop 6sab. Gtgualtiirt: yGore
iican" bon ct. Sobn, 81. g.. mad IL
rerpopl beitimutt.
&iniule. paIitrt: npdnneniu"
Don Rep Yorf, nuh 2iosrpool Re
i:immt.
Soutbumpton Qnge.: rSt
2ouis" DON Nep gort.
2tb9eg.: .PrdIoent 2incoln" mad
Sem gorf.
U} obtGte. 4bgeg.: rGalebonia"
naa Rep gort.
9enua. 4bgeg.: nGanopic" mad
goitpn.
2onbon. 2bgsg.: rWtnnsapO'
liz" mad Rep ggrf.
topu. Qbgeg.: p@ar1
punio" nah Rep Yort.
8dltimore. Inget.: DSul9d'
rio" Don 6dmburg.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

bers an Der gpibe, iopie msinen
Mmtsiolleqen bantbor, oaB iie es fer
tis sebradt baben. 'bisie groBartige
8eriammfung 5u befpsrtiteaigen uHb
rihte nun ouh an gle Die Bite, mir
Sbre 5ilfe nidt 3u DerIagen, ionbern
Der arbsit sSbresarsf6uiIss bic arone
aufsufsben, inbem Sic is na6 germ0z
aen sSbr 5herflein beitragen.
sseruiaIem 1T Die Ututter ulIer
6rftliten geItrebunsen unO aIs SIRE
Tauttsr. bic in ROtb lit, flsbt iie iebt
au ss9usn. iie- nidt i'm Sti6e gu lalz
len.
Rad elmer peiteren 4nfprate bss
paitors Sugo Giienlo6r fOGate bic
ao(lette, fpelhe bic biibite Summe
BON $5Oe ergab, fobaB her ausidub
6errn Or. Shneller nit ben bereits
In ben perIhiebenen Sir6sn to[Iettir-
ten s779 i'm @an3en $1285 fir Die
Horberuna ieines eblen Bertss iibers
rsiden fontte.
Gs foloten bunn nod Elm 2ieb Der
ssrau anfoinette Merner Beit, r5b:
ooro is mn 9igbt1, fotpie Elm 3enors
Gplo bes Serrn Sobn 5offmann .Du
fibre MIDI, beibe besleitst BON 5errn
Daltsr Gsberger, iporduf RiAter 2u=
b.rs ben siitisen Gebern ieinen tiefgsz
fiiblten Dont ubftattete; paitor u. g.
Rhinon bas Shlubaebet uno ben Se-
oen iprad unb bic auno9.bung unter
bsm oemeinfamen Mbiingsn sinss Gboz
rails ibren Qbfhlub fanb.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

- Gin n-iiberbei3ter Sfen OerrrIa6te
eeitern 4benb elm syeuer in benz 3imz
mer Der Rofs 3apf. Ro. 1428 Central
@penue, ipel6es unter ben 8etpobnsrn
bes Sauiss bepeutenps Iufregung bsr>
porrief. Su bem an9ren3enoen De.
bdupe befinoet ii6 bds rgentral gltdsls
sbeuter", rpsl1es CUR s3eit NIT gu
idauern ongefullt mar. Der 8etites'
aeoentport uno 8eIonnenheit bes Wfds
naqsrs Wprris syifbmun gelan9 es
cine 9dnit gu perbiiten. Das 5suer,
tpelhes DON ben YplisiIteu 9iaop uno
gerpe entoedt fporbsnpar, rihtete Ell
nen Stupen bon $50 an.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

!, Gin Is Sabre alter Rnobe felt. iih
oeiiern Mb,nb i'm poli5eibuuptquartier
Elm unb tbeilte benz Roht6tf Reniert
nit, bab er elm .9lobe 1rotterA lei,
BON aonoon, England. aus cine sour
nm bic Welt ansetrtten babe unb
5hlieBlih In gincinnati stifranoet iei.
Gr babe Dertpanote In pittsburg uno
titie um Elm GiIsnbdhnbilltt nan gee
uonnter Gtobt. Selbitperitdnblih &c.
riiotsn siniSe yrassn hts gen4s&sfs,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

DeutCde 2rofefantei,.
Gle bereiten Or. gnOwisS Sfuel=
ler aus sS,rnialem einen
FL berjlihen Gmpfang.

Fin slan3enoes aubitorium lauift
DEN interefdnten ausfiibrungen oes
Rsbners. - Gr iprad itoer ieiHs
anitaIien unb feline Sdiislinse. =
Die Reiie bes aaiierpaars nah oem
bl. 2anDe ins gebdhtnib suriidges
rufen.- Der 3tped bon Or. Shnsl.
ler's gefuh lit erreidt. - 1iir Den
MieNraufbau fsiner ourh 5eusr
seriiortsn 4nitalten ipurben ibn1
$12S5 iiberreiht. Ritter Wm.
3. 2iibers als Doriiber Der hDtons
iebnIihen 8.riammlung.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

ipiiienihoitIidRn ArIeheu etnaebilBt
bat. berrId]en mtf oieier llHipcriitdt
oocb INNER nod 70 leioIihe 8erhdlt-
niIie, tuie iie feline an0erc rltiIIidlc
SofiGatIe allf5ltpetieu bat. Rament"
Iih iinb ole uid)tiqcn 2ebrinihle falt
poll3obIig beieBt, tpGbrcno Die dnoeru
ruIliihen llniocriitotcn 10 iebr unter
oelu Wunqel oil Go5entennaterial 3lt
lcioen bobeu, DaB BEL ein5cInen mebr
ais sic SQlfte Der Bro5eiIuren oafnnt
lit. Iorpat 5dbItc i'm oergongeueH
Sabre 81 Go3enten 1n0 1922 Stu.
oicrerloc, pon 0encn 1f72. Ser rleois
3iniifen 5ofuIt0t anocborteH. Die anr
ItGrfIteu beiett lit. Inter Dem tbeo~
Ioqiiten 9oaenteu befiuoet lid nur
einQrofc'ior Der gricdllld-fatbplr1deu
SbeoIogie; e8 lit oenlndd) Der HeqIes
runq trub allCr 8enliihltngeu nidt
1elurqcn, Der llnioerIitdt ciu irgeno-
mic in 9ctraht fonnnenoe5 aontin.
gent rltiTiiher TbcoIoQeu 5u5ufiihreiI.
ueber Elm y itturio nm
terittet Der Fran30iiIhe Qbqeoronete
8eiIppe in Der y2anterne". gs 1T tn
Srantrei6 oerbpten. auf Die 8ifitena
tdrten, Die in offenem um'hIua ntt
sFinf=g entimesz zTrantirunq perienoet
lperpen, mebr ols fiinf Worte 3u Ihrets
ben. iginben lid ieds oarauf, 10
nimutt bic poitperlpalturg efne tptIs
Ientline SGuI6ung on tno oerlanst
bon benz 9tbienner 2.10 Srcs. Bulge.
Sft aber Die Surte oo4 beIhriebe1, fas
qen mir nit fiiuf3ig Worte, 70 peroer
nur ss6n Gentimes Strafpprto einoea
boben. Wesbalb2 sSu leBterem Sale,
ertlGrt Die 8oitnernoltung, tdnH non
elmer abIihtlifen 0intergebung mint
bic Rebe fem fpie in bem eriteren 5all.
Mertpuroiqe 9pgitl Nboeorbneter
9efone perlanet jeBt BON benz llnters
itaotsietretGr Der poIten unb 5elegra>
pben cine Qenoerung bieier 8prihrirt.
Sm &aiino.
Sduptlndnn (3ltn lltnglten Seuts
uant): .Sebeu 5ie, Santerao. has
lit sSbr critics Bridesmaid, folgeu Gle
ueinern Rath: S6onen Gle Den Be-
der nidr geraoe; aber ieien Sic nora
| fftig! Sd min Shnen elm sutes Wtits
| tel iagcri, iporau Sic crfennert, tponn
cs Die bodite 3eit lit, naf Soltie 5ls
qcben. Sebeu Sic jeue iilbernet
armieltGter allf Der Sdfel2 @enn
Sie bier bupon iehen, tpo ieBt nur bes
rem slpei itehen - Damn tit es 3ert-
Sic oeriteben uriG2"
2eutnallt: y8oIIforruneit Scrr
Saupttrnnn, uuo nreiuen geborians-
| iten 9onf; aber tpie babe idl mid, $40
perhoIten, penn id) ME iest -
itatt Der bon Serrn 9aitptnrarrH tom
litotirten stpei slrmleudyter ialr efnels
| iebe5"
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26
Trifd1e eydrben.

Der hiefige Eemperen5IerperesH
beitebt nphl nod nitt lauge2"
Rod tein subr.
.yla ia - bas fiebt man ben Wsits
>glientrR nod an Der gsais ag."
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1912-02-26

J.
beim unS cine gropdgnnon.Sfnle,
bereu 3fuef ino 3ieIe es pcren. pe-'
,pabrIolte, gelitiaem unS leibliheli'
Gleno preisaeaehcnen anaben 5li an.
itanoiaen. hriitlifen unS niiBiidjet
@lieoern Der @eiellihait Sir er5ieber.
sln oem obigcn Gage, es NOR ein
Sfoner Scnntaa -9ad)ntittaa, nod.
oen alles, nm Die ergiebige Grnte jll
ieieru, ousae,osen mar ms Sreie,
entltaub pIotlid, elm grano, Der oie
idlone Mnitalt in Shitt itno Sriiir-
mer lcafe. ssf mage failm. Den Gin-
brud s,i 6eihreiben. ben oas 6cner
aitf mid, ino oie pielen meiller
Vfleaebefohlenen eernoht haf nnh
ipenn i'd, es nollte, mare idl foinH I'M
Stanoc es al tb,u
Dos pir burh bisies unaliid, be-
Ipnbsrs neil es unter ben in sSsrue
IuIem obpaltenben Derhdltnihen niht
mGalib lit. ,eine Deriidsruns 5u ers
lanaen, in srobe 8sbrdHsnib geras
tben Enb, tDnneh Gie iih trohI pors
fttllsn unb ib fam. m.bierhtr. um sic
um 6ilfe au bitten. bomit bas grcbe
acttaefdllise Mert, bas nit 10 nielen
Weiiben begonnen unb fotpeit srfclss
reid burnssfiibrt ruroe. ni1t 3u
Grnube eehe.
80 Sin benz biefigen Musf4ulft,
usit bepl a{htb. Ri&tsr Mm. 9. Gus
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16

According to all the Indications,
this is to be mighty bad year for
Turkey in Europe, says the Baltimore
American, but as offsetting the somber
news from Stamboul there comes the
information from all over the map of
the United States that the turkey in
America was never before so prepond-
erant-so magnifcently triumphant.
The first news of the 1912 turkey
crop which is now ripening, comes
from Cuero, Tex. which is one of the
noted centers of the turkey industry
Cuero hasssits annual turkey-trot day
"a day on which tie farmers from
twenty miles around drive their
turkeys into town in great droves
where they are slaughtered, packed in
ice and shipped to the big Eastern
cities. The turkey yield of Texas
will this year break every previous
record. Measured in money it will
represent value of somewhere be-
tween $40, 900, 900 and SIS, 900, 900.
But the whole Central West has been
growing turkeys this year in a way
that ought to make the high cost of
living look not like thirty cents, but
about like fifteen cents-the good
old-time price of Thanksgiving turkey.
The report from Cureo says that the
Texas turkey crop will be 80 per cent.
larger than during any previous year.
If that increase holds good the country
over, it is assured that this fine bird
will be abundant in all American city
markets from Thanksgiving Day to
February. This has been fine year
for grass and as a collateral PROPOSE
tion, a fine year for grasshoppers,
and finally we have the evolved
turkey. See how this transmutation
game works? Rain is transmitted
into grass, grass is transmitted into
grasshOppers, grasshoppers are trans
muted into turkey, turkey is trans
muted into-what?
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16
Always Fairy Tales.

There has never been a language
spoken that has not been used for tell
ing fairy tales. Whether in hot lands
or cold. among savages or the most
cultivated natiOns-why, not a mo
ment passes in which some one. some =,
where, is not telling a fairy tale
listening to one or reading one or pc
haps writing a new one, which makes
it delightfully."- probable that we shall
always have them with us. however
scarce the fairies may have made
themselves in these prosaic and praS
tical days.-Hiidegarde Hawthorne in
St Nicholas.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16

Citizens without respect to party
cannot but deplore the dastardly
attempt to assassinate Theodore
Roosevelt at Milwaukee Monday and
all will hope that the ex-president will
recover. While later reports treat
it as not a dangerous wound, there
are fears of blood poison ing, and it
will not be until all danger is re-
moved that a sympathetic public will
be assured. Theodore Roosevelt is a
great man and our country can i'll
afford to lose him.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16
The cameI's Peculiarly.

The camel alone among animals does
not perspire with its entire skin. 1t
perspires only in the back Of the neck
and so when travelling in extreme heat
does not require continual supply of
water in order to replace the moisture
evaporated through the pores A curl
Gus consequence of this singularity is
the fluctuation within degrees of the
blood temperature of healthy camel
that is, rise of temperature of de-
grees, which in a human being and in
other mammals would be a sign of fe-
yer. is a normal function with the
camel.-New York Sun.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16

The one thing needed for building
our macadam streets is a good, heavy
steam roller. 1t is too expensive a
proposition for Smyrna to have one Of
its own and often too inconvenient to
hire. The builders Of the new stone
road have one here at the present
time which for the past month has
been more or less available. Still
our street committee is putting off
extentions need to be done before
winter weather and right now when
roller can be had at little or no
trouble. Unless steps are taken soon
by our street committee, the roller
will be gone and the work necessarily
delayed.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16
AN oBLIGlNG JUDGE.
He Was Eager to Do the Riehs Thing
and Suit the Prisoner,

ne Was Eager to Do tie HIehs EhinS
and Suit the Prisoner.
Baron Martin. famous English ju
rist of the old school. whose native
Teniency and sense of fun often placed
him at the mercy of the very men he
was trying. was once about to SEN
teEce an old offender charged with a
petty theft. according to Lord Bramp-
tons "reminiscences.
Look" said the baron. with an as
sumption of severity: Il hardly know
what to do. but you can tax six
months
Il cant take that. my lord; it's too
much" said the prisoner respectfully.
but firmly. Il can't take it. Your
lordship sees | didn't steal very much,
after ALL"
The baron INDUCED in one Of his
low. chuckling laughs before replying.
well. that's yera true. Ye didn't
steal much" be said. well. then, We
can tax four months. Will that do
four mOnths?'
NAY. my lord, but can't take that,
neither" was the reply.
''Then TAX three"
That's nearer the mark, my lord. -
the prisoner said approvingly. But
I'd rather you made 1t two. if you will
be so kind"
''Vera we'll, then. TAX two" said the
judge. with the air of one who is
pleased to have done the right thing
at last. And. mind. don't come again.
If you do I'll give ye-well, 1t all de-
nendsr'
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16
The Fitness of Thinns.

During a discussion of the fitness Of
things in general some one asked. IF
a young man takes his best girl to the
grand opera. spends IS on a supper
after the performance and then takes
her home in a taxicab should he kiss
her good night?"
An old bachelor who was present
growled: 81 don't think she ought to
expect it. Seems to me he has done
enough for her" "-Argonaut.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16
Ignoring Noise.

Our suggestion that the senses be
trained to ignore noise recalls Lord
Lyndhursts heroism. He found edu-
cation in distraction. Il recollect
many years ago." he wrote, "when
was studying in chambers. having a
neighbOr who was learning to scrape
on the violin. l was at first disposed
to complain of my neighbOr's innocent
pastime as an annoyance. but on lit
tie reflection 1 said TO myself. is it
wise in me to object? Let me see
whether I cannot stand it without dis
traction. If 1 can, what an admirable
discipline it will be to me in pursuing
my mathematical studies" After a
time l ceased to hear the nuisance as
it was called: it made no impression
on me-" Even an amateur violinist
has his apostolic mission!-London
Chronicle.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16

Rev. w. D. Parry, pastor of
Asbury NJ. E. Church is being congratu-
lated on the manner in which he handled
his sermon Sunday evening "The I'm
licensed Liquor Traffic in Smyrna. "
Rev. Parry told some things that would
have been we'll for our town officials to
hear. There was nothing particularly
new in what he said. The local option
law is being broken daily and
drunkenness and disorder is an every
Saturday night occurrence. Rev. Parry
in vigorous and forceful effort put
the responsibility where it belonged.
1t was regarded a fine sermon but
whether his advice will be needed to
remains to be seen. Good citizens all
over town will be glad to see condi-
tions bettered in Smyrna.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16

T IL SMYRNA TIMES is published at smyrna
Del, every Wednesday afternoon.
He TINES is an independent paper devoted to
re welfare of the town it represents and the
,ta.e OF which it is part. 1t also gives the
;ens OF importance of the Eastern Shore OF
Maryland
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16
Up Against II.

''There is an old proverb to the effect
that when one door shuts another one
opens.' so cheer up"
THAT prOvPrb don't help me none.
My wife's mother is visitin' us an the
prOverb ought to read. When one
month shuts another one opens -
Rrr4~r, TVar,1J
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16

Someone has suggested that when
the Club Women liquidate their in
debtedness on their club house, it
would be nice to raise funds for a
town clock. No doubt the citizens of
Smyrna would heartily support them
in a movement of this kind.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16
DYNAMITE AS IT ExPLODES.
It Follows, as Lightning Does. the Line
of Least Resistance.

II Follows, as Lightning Does, the Line
of Least Resistance.
1t is the popular impression that dy
Mantle seeks the line Of greatest re-
sistance. Place a quantity of black
powder on a rock and light it with a
fuse. 1t will fash. simply scorching the
stone. Place piece of dynamite on
the same rock. and the rock will be
shattered; hence the reasoning that
dynamite follows the line of greatest
resistance.
Nothing could be further from the
truth. however. The black powder
takes fire and explodes much more
slowly than the dynamite. so that the
elastic air that incloses 1t, as It does
everything. gives way gradually and
the force is lost in the atmosphere.
With dynamite the explosion has been
so sudden. the attack on the air so in
stantaneous, that for a fraction of a
second it actually resists. The force of
the dynamite is so tremendous that it
cannot wait. and it is turned into the
rock. which for the instant becomes the
line of least resistance.
An illustration of this may be seen
during a display Of lightning. A fork
Of it strikes across the sky. 1t packs
the air so densely that 1t can no longer
make rapid progress in that direction.
and it turns aside to follow the line OF
least resistance. IT cannot wait for the
air to yield. 1t is the same with dyna-
mite.-Harper's Weekly.
Mrs. MaIsprop.
She was nouveau richie and had a
cottage for the summer at the seashore.
Her one problem was how to secure as
her house guest the recognized leader
in society" In her home town.
The invitation was being verbally ex-
tended. and as a last inducement Mrs.
MalaprOp ended:
"And as you sit on the front porch
it's so charming to watch the little
white sailed boats fit pro and CON-
Lippincott's.
Smyrna times., 1912-10-16

AS election draws near, the politi-
clan with the glad hand is in evil
dence, especially the nominees for
office. Smyrna is having almost a
full schedule this week Of receptions
and mass meetings.