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Evening journal., 1912-03-25
VICIOUS GANDER
ATTACKS CHILD

ELKTON, Md, March 25.-Flor-
enoe. the three-year-old daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Paul, who owns
and live on the Elkdale farms, along
Elk River. while playing in the yard
at her home was attacked by vi
cious gander. knocked down and Bit
ten on the face several times. One
wound was about a half inch from
one eye, making a very ugly wound
and closing the eye.
At the time the child was wearing
a red jacket, which is supposed to
have caused the gander to attack her.
But for the timely arrival of the lit
tie ones mother It is probable that
her injuries would have been more
SpriOus
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
DELAwARE sons IN NoRFoLk.

The fifth annual banquet of the
Delaware Society of Norfolk will be
held on Saturday evening in the Mon
ticello Hotel, at Norfolk. William
II. Stayton. New York lawyer whose
home is in Smyrna. will respond to
toast. Many other Delawareans
will speak. The officers of the So
ciety are: President, S l.. McGoni-
gal: first vice-president, r. M. Bell:
second vice-president, S. II. Wilson;
secretary. Joseph McGlinchy; treas
urer, e. r. Griffin.
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
JOHNSTOWN COMING
TO TRY BROWNSON

The next big basketball game for
the city will be that between Brown
son and Johnstown here on April ..
The "Johnnios' are now on their
way cast and have beaten all the
teams they have met.
Not contest with securing Johns
town. Manager Fitzpatrick has gone
further; on April 8. Brownson will
meet Jasper of Philadelphia, now
leading the Eastern League race,
having ousted Harry Hough's team ON
Thursday night last.
Many critics have picked Jasper as
the team which will meet Johnstown
for the worlds championship.
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
THIS HEN LAYS
TW0EGGS AT ONCE

NJ. Skinner, Of near Millington, Md.
has White Wyandotte hen that he
says laid at the same time an. egg
weighing 1-2 ounces. and as large
as a goose egg. as we'll as an ordinary
size egg that has hard shell and an
other yolk inside the large egg. The
hen is eight months old and weighs
ZIP pounds. Mr.. skinner wants TO
hear of hen that has a better rec
ord
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
GIWF on Ar SF4FORD

fpersl 70 THE EVENING JOURNAL
rrAFORD. Del. March 25.-Base-
rsl VII b inauEurafed here We'd
rfHcaT afternoon By a game between
fre 1esfcrc HiEh School team and the
frF1 boa Members n The High
rrooo. egusd are in good form and ca
f'f ~ win The batteries for the
rs-cf Nll - Warrington and Ross.
~ ~ hiEn School. and Cunn and
rrIrlrF fc- fre forr hoyr
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
BETHANT or AGtTx

rf'rerg Juniors have reorrarized
- Hpil1 Ire ~ hear from any Is or
"a years oA teams In o. ouf 81 sbe
rfno challenges 10 HARLEY
2. nni1t. 10 s55 Chestnut sfreef A.
--ser Nno would Ike 10 f~~
~ ne team should connuniosto
~ Harley schmidt - roon -
S'e-.oie. These boys had fses
sunday school team last year and
nope 70 have another one M
eser Schmidt has some good plsvers
and In a week or so the bows win ~
out Tor practice. Tho team would Ike
10 get practice games with any team
oi It's age for any time IN April. Glove,
4. C., Oliyet. Central second and Els.
mere second preferred.
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
KIRK AGAIN HEADS
NATIONAL B0WLERS

William Kirk, of this city. has been
reelected president Of the National
Bowling Association, with John
Romary, of Paterson, \. j., as first
vice. president
The New York delegation prossnte j
a resolution favoring q reduction Of
the twenty-five cent annual dues. New
York itself is divided ON the question
and the matter was referred TO the
board Of governors for settlement
The Wilmington bowlcrs rolled in
the individual and double events SAT-
Urdoy, Kirk rolling high lie was
teamed with Hardwick. 'ho pair roll
ing 1885 which will get them prize
Scores Of the Wilmington teams ia
the two-man event are
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
TO I'D CAR ROMnYIsM.

CHESTER, Pa, March 25.-In a de-
termined effort 70 break up rowdy-
ism on the cars and insure peace for
its patrons, the Southern Pennsyi-
yania Traction Company has added
several plain-clothers officers to its
service. They viii be on guard on
the platforms Of the loug-run cars on
Friday and Saturday nights. when the
travel is exceptionally large
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
MAGUIGAN HIGH
IN TWO MATCHES

The Edgomoor Gun Club got busy
with IFS first spring shoot on Satur-
day, Maguigan being high man in
the first as well as In the second shoot
The prizes were cigars aud pocket
knife. The results.
First Match
Evening journal., 1912-03-25

Breathe HY-
OMEI and relief
will come in five
minutes breathe
it daily for a
few days and
foul breath, wa
terry eyes, stuffed
up nose. snuff
ling. blowing,
| hacking, split
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
Unhealthy
Millions
Saturated With Disease Caused by
Catarrh Germs, Their Vitality
is DisapDeariDg.

The longer you allow catarrh germs
to attack and devour the delicate men,
brane of the nose and throat the near
or you are TO the end of lifes journey.
Don't neglect catarrh; it is hor-
rible disease when once it fastens it,
self on its victim, but it can be cured.
Evening journal., 1912-03-25

n you wish an auto trade and want
90 get IN touch az once with those
who are Interested. make the facts
known through the wants.-Ady.
Evening journal., 1912-03-25

Dsnforth under guarantee. 81 for 70 sugar.
coated tablets, lasting "a days. Quit using
salves and go after the inside cause Hen
Roid hook mailed free by Dr. Lconhffdl
Co, Sta. b. Buffalo, \.
Evening journal., 1912-03-25
lIIajIyiIl;l:Iz 7ll

s:5.; ;:.ss ''5:s.s; ,:$ss: ::::i:.''l ur$ In;
The Washington times., 1912-10-24
Pape's Diapepsin
Ends Indigestion
Time II! No. sick. sour. gassy
stomach, Heartburn or Dyspep-
sia in FIVE minutes. .

You don't want . slow remedy when
your stomach IL bad-or an uncertain
one-or a harmful one-your stomach 10
too valuable; you mustn't injure It With
drastic drugs
Pape's Diapepsin 10 noted for Its speed
In giving relief; its harmlessness; its
certain unfaiiing action In regulating
sick. sour. gassy stomachs Its millions
of cures in indigestion. dyspepsia, gas
trttis, and other stomach trouble has
made II famous the world over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor In
your home-keep Il handy-get a large
fifty-cent case from any drug store and
then II anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them: II what
they eat lays like lead, ferments and
sours and forms gas: causes headache,
diZziness and nausea, eructations Of
acid and undisested food-remember as
soon as Pape's Diapepsin comes IN con-
tact with the stomach all such distress
vanishes. Its promptness, certainty and
ease In overcoming the worst stomach
disorders Ia . revelation to those who
try II.
The Washington times., 1912-10-24
.
SICK LAD AWAITING
benefit FOR HOME
4 FOR WORKING BOYS
Promised Refuge There, His
Comfort Depends on Pub
lies Generosity.

Homeless, a victim Of q knockabout
existence and exposure to the variable
weather of early winter. a sick lad lies
In one Of the city hospitals today and
anxiously awaits the outcome OF the
benefit for the Working Boys Home,
which 10 to be held at the National RI
fes' .Armory Monday night. The boy
his future comfort and well being de-
ponds largely upon the generosity Of
benefit.
The case of the sick boy who applied
for admission to the crowded home
when fever had mounted his tempera-
ture to 1oi. ~ typical Of others which
are behind the movement to hold the
crowded with twenty-four inmates. reps
resenting Its full capacity. The sick lad
mentioned will be squeezed In, making
twenty-five, but the accommodations
i IRE now Inadequate. and the expenses
taxed the homes limited treasury.
Sick Lad Brought to House.
In order to AFFORD the charitably in
clined opportunity to aid q worthy
cause. a benefit has been planned to
meet the expenses incident to the
crowded condition OF the Institution.
Light comedy sketches. a dance, vaude-
Vile and other attractions will be
featured at the benefit, but the real OBJ
tect in the mind Of every one who may
attend will be the betterment Of the
condition Of the working boy--the lad
world.
One night last week two men brought
sick boy to the home and asked ac-
commodations for him. There was
hardly a place. but, the Rev.. Zed H.
Copp. the superintendent, said he would
The Washington times., 1912-10-24
HOW WOULD THE
CAPITAL VOTE IF
IT HAD A CHANCE?
What a Canvass of Part
of the District
Shows.
Continued from First psse.)

workings gives his judgment great
weight, thought at looked like Wilson,"
but he believed Mr.. Roosevelt was the
man for the Job before the country.
Ana here I discovered q prime factor IN
III the man Tor the job" / was told
time after time. As one man--inter-
ested In finance-put Il: Roosevelt has
a lot OF bull but he gets there. He al
ways has q reason. and 10 a door. II he
does sometimes talk q lot"
Roosevelt and Better Times.
Another man, close In touch with the
hardships and trials Of the people. pre-
ferred Mr.. Roosevelt because he be-
lieved his election would mean an as
surance Of easier times. The situation
at present is not good. for there II q
lot Of paper" out. Yet erOps are good:
the last to feel panic, and they are
the last, also. to- recover from It.
A weli-known builder told me that q
great majority Of the men he came n
were for Mr.. Roosevelt. believing him
more capable than Mr.. Taft. A lead
Ing tailor said there were many pa
sons why he preferred the ex-President
Even North Carolinian Democrat.
SON. said he would not personally object
to Mr.. Roosevelt. though he did not
appreciate some Of his army tudgments.
Are Pro.Roosevelt.
Representatives OF the foreign ele-
ment in the city's population-French
Russian. Norwegian. German. and
Danish-were to q man pro-Roossvelt.
The scientific men l found about even
IL divided, but did not pursue my
inquiry widely among them. Two we'll
known educators, one Of them through
family ties OF Democratic sympathics,
favored Mr.. Roosevelt, though this ono
believed Mr.. Taft would be rather
safer" Two prominent business m-r
were against the former President,
though the only objection they urged
was that they were tired OF him. v
Yet they went on to castigate the hish
cost OF living. the shutting down OF
factories to maintain prices, and said
they guessed they'd never live lons
enough to see a leveling up OF the
producer with the carrier system.
The men Of q trade almost universally
expressed themselves as personally pre-
ferring Mr.. Roosevelt. Many OF them,
however, had good words to say OF both
Mr.. Wilson and Mr.. Taft. But they
seemed to think that Mr.. Wilson lacks
the needed experience. and that Mr..
Taft has served his time. One man.
head of a large concern. put II this
way: THE people wanted Roosevelt
But he crammed Taft down their
threats. They have all along wanted
The Washington times., 1912-10-24

boy into the home when he gets well.
but even the addition Of this one In
mate under present circumstances, will
soreiy tax the capacity and food and
clothing allowance Of the institution.
on the theory that the people OF the
Capital Of the United States are willing
to aid a work OF this kind, benefit
o. been planned and each penny con-
tributed. directly or indirectly, Will
better the condition Of the boys who are
mekInI an uphill night agaiust heavy
ODDS.
The home 10 rnder the management
of MIR and Mrs. Copp ara its dic'2nnn y
semi military. All the boys who are 80
fortunate as to have gain ID adn!ttance
to its limited quarters are happily sit
uated. and II the beneit brings the ad-
ditional funds needed tho work Will be
all the more valuable.
Those who attend the benefit Monday
night will aid the cause. and others
ns'r'ng to contribute directly may write
the Rev. Zedd Copp. go c street north
west, or The Times.
The Washington times., 1912-10-24
Department Refuses
To Interfere in Fight

The State Department has refused to
take a hand In the case OF Joseph ].
Zarza, chancellor or clerk to the Cuban
consulate at Norfolk, Va. who Is held
under $1,000 bail for an alleged assault
upon Mrs. Charles Brown. the wife Of
a craftsman at the navy yard.
Consular officers and employees have
none Of the privileges Of diplomats in
exemption from arrest. Senior Martin
Rivero, Cuban minister to the United
States. called upon Assistant Secretary
OF the Navy Wilson yesterday after
noon and asked that Zarza be freed.
Because the man In question Is not rec
yHnized as member OF the Diplomatic
intervene.
The Washington times., 1912-10-24
Queen Is Years Old.

MADRID. Oct, M-oueen Victorfa
Eugene celebrated her twenty-nfth
birthday anniversary today. surrounded
by the members Of her family. Many
congratuiatory messages reached her
majesty during the day. and many valu-
able presents, were received from the
sovereigns Of Europe ana other personal
friends.
The Washington times., 1912-10-24

800 9xl2 Japanese
Mating Rug, several
very effective designs in
high art stenciling; color
combinations of red,
green. blue, brown. and
tan. For Friday, each
s.. 50.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Any person unsteady inclined to de-
yelop that talent by taking lessons
: from Ernest Il. Kaai, So Young
- Bldg; Tel 1857. H. k-5302- 3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
ROOM AND BOARD

A family hotel in the best residence
section of Honolulu. Rooms and
"a board reasonable. Phone 1882.
1049-50 Beretania Ave. Shady Nook.
5277 !
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
StQrsButktin,.
0Oo 90O0 Q 5000
SITUATION WANTED

Young japanese who speaks English
and~writes we'll wants position in any
place. Has chauffeur's certificate.
Address k, P. o. Box TO.
5295-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
WlNTED

More soda water drinkers. Better to
suffer from stomach ache than d. rs.
Nothing but good effects from drink
Ing our Root Beer or Pineapple. Hon.
Soda Water Co, 34A n. Beretania.
-. c. +. Frasher, mgr. 4941-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

T. Yamura. 1918 Nuuanu. over Miyata
Store Contracts to clean and grade
lots. Tel. 1899. k-5253- 3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
N
MUSIC.

q. Domingo. experienced musician.
gives lessons in violin and mandolin.
Beginners a speciality Address care
F. Anderson, Bergstrona Music Co.
Bergstrom Music Co. Music and mu-
steal instruments. I020-f021 Fort
ST. 20 5271
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Furnished room and board In private
house, walking distance from post
ONCE. Address b. H., Bulletin Of
ice. S0SS-tt
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

5CAssIDY'S.s Waikiki; Tel 2S7s. Cot.
htages. Iroopas, good sbatAing. I
PHI, j Ill 52y5fsm.D.ji. Il
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Large, airy. mosquito-proof room. with
board, suitable for married couple
or two gentlemen. 1345 Emma.
5287-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

The Argonauts3, Room with or without
board. !. Terms reasonable. Phone
1908; 627 Beretania Ave. I 5277
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Civil engineer, 10 years experience.
Plantation preferred. wv. III. s.,
Hon. Star Bulletin. 52SS-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
FOR SALE

Singer machines, nearly new, SIS to
$50. Why pay more? Standard Sew
ing Machine Agency, 1911 Nuuanu.
Tel 1895 k-5303- 3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

The Above, 1886 Emma Home COM
forts piano. reading room. Fine
I grounds. H.. = 626O-Srn
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

FURNISHED rooms. with board, at Hus-
tacs cottage. waikiki Gentlemen
: only. -. -4s r..-.>... -. S0b5-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Sun Lee Tai Co. &c N. King; Tel.
1888. Building contractors and paint
ers. k-5295- 3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

The Hau Tree, 21ss Kalia Rd.. Wal
kiki. Only tirst-class private! hotel
On beach. 49,. . 5293-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

K. Tihafa. 1899 Nuuanu: Phone 2057.
General contractor. builder, 1obber.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Young man as salesman; able to con-
verse In Chinese and English. APP
ply by letter to Statesman" stating
- -galary required. =-i@Hgn@tt $685. ST
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Room and board in private family for
lady and gentleman. Apply 1912
King st. '- 52SS-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Position by Japanese as chauffeur. Two
years experience. Telephone 1889.
Ask for Inoue. 5265-2m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

The lBougainVillea, Roomssant board,
select. Mrs. Rodanet. BeretAnia st.
."~> ~ 52T7 , ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

il
-
BICYCLES.

H. YoSHINAGA, 1918 EMMA ST.
We sell any make of bicycle. Repair
shop up to date. Tires, and bicycle
supplies. 5244-6m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

New cottage, two bedrooms and bath.
Palolo Valley; four minutes from
carline. Address C. E. W., p. o. Box
%. 52S3-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Work in evenings - bookkeeping or
typewriting. Address M, this Of
flee 5304-1w
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
ART NEEDL EwoRk.

Madeira. French and ali kinds Of nee
dlework done to order. Artistic de-
signs for stamping lingerie, house
hold linens, etc. Needlework mate
rails. Harrison Blk, Beretania, opp.
Fire Station. 5242-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

M. Hamamoto. AIS Queen; Tel. 2431,
Bicycles and bicycle supplies.
+ l.-. 5262-3m .....'-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
MUSIC LESSONS.

Ernest K. Kaai, sssYourg Bldg. Tel.
1857, teaches guitar. ukulele, mando-
lin, banjo. zither, violin, cello and
vocal k-ssoz-sm
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
TOILET

Furnished house, bedrooms, 1872 XII
nau ST Key next door 53o5- st
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

One share Hidalgo rubber and coffee
Of 1905, bearing dividend this year.
Address Rubber" Bulletin office.
527I-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

For hire, seyen-seated Packard. Phone
2s11. Young Hotel stand; Charles
Reynolds. 4s4o-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Bargains In real estate, on sea- shore,
plains and hills. Pratt" 101 Stan
genwald Bldg; Telephone 1909.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Thoroughbred Pomeranian Spite pup
pies4 No Queen ST., bet Alakea
and Fort $780, I'm
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
ATTENTIoNI

A little down and a little each payday
will keep you well dressed. The
Model, Fort St., next to the Convent.
5277 !
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

The Nuuanu. 1854 Nuuanu; Phone
1928. Cottages, rooms, table board.
So 5263-3m -:1~ :
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06
AUTO SERVICE

Royal Hawaiian Garage. Most up-to-
date in town. Experienced chauf-
feurs, Telephone 1910. 5277
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Valuable postage stamps of many ma
tons, sold singly or collection P. o.
Box 293. 5292-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Mrs ]. p. Msiim. is3 Hotel; Phone
1895 Beautifnl Madeira embroIdef-
- ed babie9 caps. saclss and dresses
Initials and hemsfiEchlng 70 order.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Furnished cottage; s25 F. E. King;
Tel 1887. 5301-t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Inter Island and Oahu Railroad ship-
ping books at Star Bulletin Office. tt
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

The Roselawn, 1856 King. Beautiful
. grounds, running water, every room.
r. ~, 5263-3m = HS~sE
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Inter Island and Oahu Railroad ship
ping books, at Bulletin office. tt
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

1000 sheets corrugated 6x3-24 gauge
and ridge. First-class shape. Hon
Scrap Iron Co., Halekauiia st.
5292-1m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

254 King, cor. Richards Hot and cold
running water, every room. Il -.
ss~.'Ets k-5295-3m Fs-ra..f
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1912-08-06

Y. Fukuya. IFS S Beretania; Tel. 1887
Contractor. builder, painter, plumber
and mason work k-5298- 3m
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-08
"AUTHORS"

You all have read some authors,
when you wished the time to pass,
And some of them that you have read
have really shown some class.
Now some like backyard Kiplin, "
The author of THE Can"
While some prefer the author Of
The Henpecked Married Man
Some like the melodramas OF
Oracle Miller White
And others like the realism Of
Harold Bell Wright
And every aathog n,ontianad in thls
verse,
Has n theme that's all his own,
Kipling takes the jungle,
Whittier takes his childhood's home.
Edgar Allan Poe
Takes some mystery in his life,
fIenry w. Longfellow
Takes hero in the strife.
But the lions share of fame
In LIES complicated game,
Goes to Robert w. Chambers,
And his scandals in high life.
NJ. MERVIN MELTON.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-08
A Protestant Cow

We'll, Pat, my darling, and where
did You get that haste of a COW"
asked the Irishman's wife, as Pat
drove the new cow into the yard.
Sure an l got her of old Mr.. Hig-
gins, the Methodist minister, who
lives up the road"
What, did you buy a cow Of that
old Protestant"
And why not. Bridget, dear? Just
you bring out that bottle OF holy
water and I'll be after pouring it on
her, and ii will make her all right
in no time
Bridget did as she was bid. and
bringing the bottle to Pat. he took
it and :. pQ1rad lt~~on annals
back, making the cross with all due
devotion as he poured. But the old
woman, by mistake, had brought him
a bottle of vttriol, and Pat was as
tonished to find that the cow was
frantic under the operation, kicking
worse by far. than before he applied
the holy water. He tried it again, and
poured on more, when the cow
broke loose from Pat, and kicked him
over, as she dashed away, 10 the
terror of poor Bridget, who cried out:
Holy Virgin. and Mother of Moses!
isn't the Protestant strong in her
YETI
ALMA KEMP,
Willis, Va.