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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
WserERn INpsPEtlpENcE

When you hear that the West Is
9.o"'ls ''''-p'"''"' OIL the La-t you
~ Wv, "9 " '''' S"'u the
$50, ~ NV '''' come III rom o.'
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
FORGOT SOMETHING.

Is it true that Harrison has failed p
asked one man of another in the
street car the other day.
Not a doubt of it," was the reply
But thought the quick-lunch bust
ness was a good one"
1T is so considered"
And I'm sure Harrison is a hus
tier"
mo doubt of it, but in this case he
forgot something and it resulted in
his failure"
"How-what?"
He forgot to make any rake-off fig
ure with a doctor and an undertaken
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
CHEAPER

stamp. have failed to reach the own
er by advertising. What course
should l now follow?
Attorney-at-Law-I have not had so
pretty a case in many days. Put the
stamp on the envelope, the money in
side and address to me, as my fee for
this advice is just Sc.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
HIS IDEA.

The New Boarder-I'm on to these
boarding games. Do you thing I've
lived in boarding houses for 10 years
for nothing?
The Old Boarder-If you have |
wish you'd put me next.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
are out of the game"

are out of the game"
We'll, if you think"
Pm sure of it."
Then maybe I'll enthuse again, but
the captain, should such an event oc-
cur again, must explain and apologize
that he thought the homely woman
was his wife,"
EASILY SETTLED.
Luckidog-I found a blank envel-
ope containing So and a postage
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1912-03-16
HOW IT HAPPENEp.

How did you get that new over
coat?"
Had a sure tip on a horse race"
81 never knew one of those sure
tips to pan out"
Neither did T. So didn't play it,
Put the money into this overcoat in
stead"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
Matse Henry Back in the Rirg

lis frie e.. c. 1nei har.c5. Is tel
10 observe fat "N a'se Henry" in
fine fo m lain. For lie time hciry
be is oJS Of the awful slough o. des-
pord of Ken ucky politics that no one
but kcntuckiau understands. and
speaks again on outside topics. Hear
him:
Woodrow Wilson could not escape
election if he tried. He will sweep
the county. We engage to bet the
Sun. State by Sta te, dinner on each
sta that he catries every 81 lie in
the Union.'
1t is really ref"e,liug that he
rank 'ng Kentucky Colo:el has dec ded
to cover up his sore toe and be ONE
ono of Us again, even - the e.;tert of
eating more than his share of ow.
From his former attitude toward the
Democrat &c nominee such complete
change of front could hardly have been
hoped for.
On May Sd the Colonel said editor
ial'y:
Yes; tiuly it's all over. The
people may now speak of the late
Woodrow Wilson. A little group of
belated politicians who are frs ing fn:
their own ends to shove Il bogus and
busted boomlet upon the DemUcra )
OF Kentucky will find that they ale
only following a hcarse TO the gave
yard"
Prior TO that expression Tho Colonel
lie erred ~ the candidate as "theo
rizing capitalist, l man OF book learn-
ing chieflv,' and POLITICAL adven-
turer who had thrown aside the con-
vict:ons of a lifetime to follow Bryan
and Roosevelt in the embrace
of principles the very reverse
claiming he Democratic nomination
by the schoolboy right of disco yely."
But why drlw fui her deadly parsl-
lei? We are glad to welcome "Ms"se
Henry back INTO the fold. lis tren-
chant pen is as powerful as sword in
any fight, and his presence is cheer
ing and inspiring. If he will only
keep the sore toe under cover until
after November 4th. all will be for
gi' zen. Richmond Virginian.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
A Dead Colonel

Colonel Peofsyel J, is lepor. ed
d s'pns o msle riS che fol 2eairss
tie Deuce a .c rrrtv ard rominees
ed 70 p.ovose con: .overesy with
Co.eino' Wilson. Naturally. The
Colonel is eager to be in the lime
lie"', on the first pages of the news
papers. under the big headlines. He
does not belong there. He is played
out AMI worn out. The pIl'ic is
tired of hin. He has ceased to be in
terestihg or amusing and csnnot
tartlc arvbodJ. He lays suDe 1uous
on The Sine, like "n actor v 10 hes
10 his hold on audiences and 18th
$ lie tricks or declamations, familiar
posiuring and frayed costume essays
vanity to win attention. It is trick
of he trade in such calamitous con-
u. ions 10 invite con roversy and to
ue fe,oC ioUs in assault. Any k ind of
abuse or criticism is welcome to the
tame pei former or the man who has
lost his gtip, so long as his name is
men. oned and he is brought into
sensation.
Colonel Roosevelt is lob seeker
who missed his job, after working
haid for 1t, and boted his party.
That is familiar bject in American
politics. Usually it is an beet of
riuicule or of pitving tolerance. the
sooner forgotten the better. He is
not now of size for real nominee
fort he presidency of a real party to
consider. Let us hope Governor Will
son will not advertise him by contro-
versy. He can be dismissed i'm a few
words. He YVES president seven years.
He confesses he was an abject failure.
He did not give or attempt any of
the reforms he s; g are necessary.
He fell down on the Job while he h; d
it. He is back number and goes 10
the political scrip pile. He is a dead
one. There is no use galvanizing him
into temporary life and prominence
by notice he does not demand as
danger or merit as a power, or per-
son of Importance. He is political
corpse trying to be made alive. Raus
nit him. Let him be hauled, legs
first, out of the arena of live gladia-
tors. - Roanoke Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
Shocking Sounds

in the earth are sometimes heard be-
fore n terrible earthquake, that warn
of The coming pei Natures winnings
are kind. That dun pain or ache in the
back warns you the F'dneys need at
tentiIn il you would escape those dan
Scrous maladias, Dropsy. diabetes or
BiiShts diiease. Take Electric Gitters
at once and see bacliacke fly and all
your best feelings return. "Nfy son re-
ceived great benefit from their use for
kidney and bladder trouble" w. ties
Peer Bondy, South lockwood, Mich.
II g certainly ii great kidney medici-
Try it. 80 cents at j. L. Jacksors
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
A Chip on His Shoulder

1t is only those who are interested
in helping you that will tell you the
truth and judging by some of the
remarks made by our friend, "Ero-
ther' lie. lie, of the Clinch Valley
News, az 1T some Of our articles,
truth is NOT made up wholly of mushy
sentiment We do not m md words y tn
iron in them; they cause us to flirg
our head back, and puts flash in
stead of a tear in our eye. We do
not want anyone's sympathy and are
not seeki for soft words, else we
would pursue entirely a differ ,nt
course; but even Brother Leslie can
not by his ridicule and criticism stop
us from adding our mite to help crush
some devlsh things in this country
that We we think deserve to die.
We have had so much sunshine in
our life lately that we fear an over
production and are in the market for
a shade of trouble. So, if the Clincb
Valley News or any of our other ex-
changes are seeking for racket they
need not go any further. Sandy
Valley News.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
WOLF TEETH, AND LAMPASS

1t is customary in this county to
have wolf-teeth knocked out by TIE
use of hammer and a punch, or in
some other heroic manner. 1t is COM
monty believed that these small teeth
to be found in every colts mouth,
ara the cause of sore and inllamod
eyes, and that the removal of the
teeth is necessary before the eyes
will get we'll. As matter of fact,
the wolfteeth have no more to do
with the eye than any other tooth in
the colts mouth. When colt is
shedding teeth and grow ing new ones,
the eyes frequently become inhamed
and sore, but the wolf-teeth have
nothing in the world to do with the
tis lble any more than the oiher teeth.
Let them alone. They do no hahn.
At least, f the teeth mus; come oLt
get a vet marian TO Cx.ract them in
a meiciful Mariner. But no need
Let them alone. If the colt 8 eyes
become inflamed battle with a weak
salt water.
The same as to lampass. In an old
horse lampass is caused by irdiges-
ton, but not so with colts. Lampass
in colts is due to The cutting of teeth,
and usually does not luire any
treatment at all. In an old horse
change the feed. and scarify lightly
with sharp knife-never with hot
iron, which is not only rough treat
ment, but the hot iron is likely to
iniure the teeth by coming in contact
with them. SO, we learn as we get
older
A friend inquired the other day,
what to do for COW that has "lost
her cud." There are people. plenty
of them, who have not yet learned
that cow has no "crd." The cud i:
food which she has pal thy masticatet
and is. cchewing over again. She wad.
her grass or hay into small wads al
first, swallows, and after YaIds bling:
back these small wads and chew:
them again. Losing her cud mean.
that her stomach is out of fix, ant
she is suffering from Indigestion. Il
US to be customary to get a greasy
dish rag and ram it down the cow.
throat to 'give her a cud." We know
better now.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
La Toilette Against Roosevelt

Robert M. La Toilette, United
States Sena.or from Wisconsin, fore
most Republican progressive in the
upper house of congress. is against
Theodore Roosevelt for third term,
becarse, he says, Roosevelt, while
President. co oDe'ai ID with the trusts,
instead OF cooperating with him in
his fiGhs ). nst the trusts.
con the day that Theodore Posse
welt was mede President there were
1H9 ,rns;s and combine ors in the
Uni,e ed Sia;es. But when he turned
The government over to Tat there
were 10. 90 1rOsts.
When Roosevelt entered the
White House the l. ,sts and combina-
lions were CAPT allied at SIS, 7S4,
600, 600. On the day that he turned
tre administration over to Taft this
Capitalization ha. grown to $31, 672,
0c0. COO. more than evenly Ter cent
o. which was water.
81 do not believe that the man who
was president for more than seS en-
years, while the greatest II ist grow III
in The history OF the county took
place. at the very time of all times
in The his Dry OF the Sherman law
when enforcement of that law would
have dest. o"ed trust lgynization-J
do no, believe that the man who was
p esicent during that time is the man
20 ii ID the way out row."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
SUNDAY SCHOOLS LEAD

Recent statistics sent Out by the
Methods Episcopal Church show that
Of the entiie volume of contributions
of the church, the Sunday Schools
AID Women's Missionary Societies
"a-e toting" 81, ISL. SOP, while the
chutcies "are toting" Sizes, 1S9.
This, added to the other important
fact that the Sunday Schools furnish
rs per cent of the membe;s of this
Giaat body of Christians, should cause
"notice to be taken
And, vertheless, oftener than
othei wise, the Sunday School wori is
neglected or left out entirely from
the addresses and sci mons of the
m inisters. The great wor of the
Sunday Schools, the church s strong
right arm, its longest and .ronyes {.
Lever, is regal led by many wo ers
as a soft of by-product or side ssde.
Fifty that the church's think .pg and
chief activity does not center and
gather more constantly and closely
around and rpon the greatest OF all
sources of grow n and strength.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
HELP CATAWBA

We are informed that the county
OF Tazewell is contemplating building
and maintaining an anti-tuberculosis
structure on the county farm. This is
move in the right direction and if
adopted by the counties of the State
and made preliminary and contributors
to the State institution at Catawba
relieving the pletheric condition ex
listing there, the result sought to be
accomplished, that of stamping OFT
this preventable disease, would be
made much more rapid and certain.
AS a means to this end, so deyoutly
to be wished. patients could ba treat
ed in their incipiency, when cure is
almost certain, and the delays in a6-
mittance to the State lnst,tu .ior
which so often result prejudicially
to the patient, would be avoided. No
place on cal IN can furnish the an
proved treatment of today more heal
thfully, viz: elevation, fresh air and
sunshine, than the hill tops of old
Tazewell.
A member of the State Boar OF
Charities and Correction, DR.. Peter
Winston, who has recently visited
our town, regards the building for the
tubercular insane at Marion as almost
ideal in character and might be copied
on sma Ter scale by 1azewell, ard
other counties in the State. Tazewell
should lead out in this work of phi
lanthi 1py ard mercy The small in
vestment necessary to the erection of
! building ample tor The purpose,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
Q q 8 Q RIA
A Political Resolution

Virginia is going to have a poll
tical revolution one of these days;
probably a revolution inside the
Democratic party. which is ruled by
the most vicious machine in the whole
nation. 1t has seemed at times as if
the State were hopelessly in the grip
of its worst political forces; as if
there was no enlightened End pro-
gressive sentiment there. But that is
never true of any State. The darkest
hour is just before the dawn, and
the Jones-Glass contest marked the
dawn for Virginia.
Governor Montague will rot only
be the leader of stronger progressive
movement in Virginia, but he will
be tower of strength to those en-
llghtened Democrats throughout the
South who want better conditions
generally. He will be national
leader from the start, by reason of
his leadership in great State, and
also because his moral and intellec
tual parts will command that posi-
ton. His appearance in Congress
will be the sign that Virginia is re-
turning to old standards and ideals
that once made it the mother of
Presidents, the nursery of statesmen.
virginia is nearing the end of the
generation of paltry peanutry in pub
lie affairs. 1t is magnificent old
State that after three centuries is
only now awakening to true con-
ception of it's possibilities. A new
and better regime in public affairs
will mean vast good to the State in
this impending era.
Governor Monta2ue's goal no doubt
is the Senate. He is young and Strong
enough to cry the fight that such an
inspiration involves, and he will
win. His administration as Governor
was a bright spot in the story of the
sorrdid, sodden administration.
His elevation to the real leadership
Of the States best thought and aspi-
rations should he occasion for reioic-
ing among all frienas of good govern
ment.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30

Washington city and the postma ster
at indiunola, and Booker Washington,
Theodore Roosevelt cx-PresiC emit of
tee United States. by Kicking out
the Southern negro delegates at Chi
cago, and embracing the same from
the north and West Virginia. he hopes
TO gain the votes of northern and
western negroes and southern lilly
white" Republicans, with hope for
n few sou .hern white democrats.
Roosevelt, tire Willy, ambitious poll
tican, cannot play fast and loose
with the negroes, with impUnity.
Clearly, he is not the nergoe's friend.
When he befriended Crum and Wash
ington and the Indianola 20 master
he had nothing ut stake he had oh.
tanned all he wanted. Now, that
there is much to be lost by cod dir
ana fondling the negro, he shrewdly
foregoes tire pleasure of championing
the Cause of the negro's rights. Says
strong negro paper: 1.-THE negroes
should not and must not support
Roosevelt - Bat yesterday, and the
voice of Roosevelt might have stood
against the world, but now there is
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
Governor Montague's Victory
Baltimore News:

Baltimore News:
The whole State of Virginia is to
be congratulated without reserve on
the nomiration of former Governor
Andrew Jackson Montague for the
Congressional seat now occupied by
Captain Lamb. This may be said
withou reflection on Captain Limb.
Governor Montague is the natural,
indeed the almost inevitable, leader
of the progressive movement in Vir-
GINA. His support of the Jones' G lass
fight in the last primary contest
against Ma,tin and Swanson for the
Senate seats was the most powerful
element introduced into that contest,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
VIM. A. JONES

Hon. VIM. A. Jones was renominated
by IAN overwhelming ma jority" few
days go, to succeed him self in Con-
gress. Congressman Glass, likewise,
a short time before. Also the nomi
nation of Hon. A. j. Montague to
succeed Congressman Lamb. The bril-
liant though somwehat acrimonious
campaign of Mesrss. Jones and Glrss
against Senators Martin and Swanson
will be recalled, at which time it
was predicted that these gentlemen
had "killed themselves, etc., etc.
Both these gentlemen, MIR. Montague
included, are anLi-organiLation men
Hon. Harry ST. George Tucker and
Hon. II. c. Stuart, are Candidates for
Governor, are both anti machine men
What has become of the machine? It
looks now as though the time honored
instrument has decided to either
"chime in. or, like Brer Fox clay
low"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
THE THKICE-A-WEEK EDIrIoN
OF THE
New York World

Practically Daily at the PIice of a
We Wv.
n" other Newspaper In the world
gives so much ut so low price.
The great Presidential cam
paign will soon begin and you
will want the news accurately
and promptly. The World long
since established record for i'm
partially, and anybody can afford
its Thricea- Week edition, which
comes every other day in the
week, except Sunday. 1t will be
OF particular value 10 you now.
The Thrice-a-Week World also
abounds in other strong features,
serial stories, humor, markets,
cartoons; in fact. everything that
IS TO be found in firsl-class daily.
HE THRICE-A- WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only
81 90 per year, and this pays for
$50 papers. We offer this un-
equalled newspaper and
THE CLTNcH VALLEY News
together for one year for $1.75.
The regular subscription price
OF the two papers is 5000
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30

A few mon.hs ago it was sta ID
that here existed a long list of Demo
Gratis in this county who had pledged
their support to Mr.. Roosevelt as
well as to progressive candida e
Tor Congress in The Ninth Virginia
District. An effort W. made at ,he
time to see the list, bu the effort was
IA iitless. 1t now develops that he
existence of "the long list of Demo
Cats Was only in the minds Of few
Bull Moose" fanatics.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
Hogs

English and American Berkshire
Hogs, which have been bred by w.
Ii. CoiEman, of Bluefeld, w. Va. .,
and tested by farmers of Southwest
Virginia. and ~ md to be the best
hogs of the land. are now off, d for
sale ut reasonable prices. Write at
once, stating about what you want.
A free catal ogue will be mailed you
on application.
w H. COLEMAN,
BlueGe Id, w. Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30

would pay tremendous dividend IN
many ways. Cataw ba is crowded ;
Marion is cro@ded. nrd there ale
scores of application ceids on ME.
The attention of the physicians ard
Board of Surei sisors is called to this
important matt er.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
GETTING HIS DUES

The investigation By the sub-com
m:ttee CT the United States Senate of
the campaign expenditures OF 1904
have invlo yed Roosevelt to such a
degiee that he has been proven guilty
of not only misstatements, but con-
nivance with the money powers of the
United States. 1t was OF his solicit
tation that l.. III. Hartman raised
the large CORRUPTION fund of $2hO.
600 few days before the Presiden-
tial election of 1904, which turned
$50, 900 votes in the State of New
ork and nov the sub committee
has brought out that with his know
ard consent the Standard Oil Company
was held up for 500. 900 in the
Sane campaign, and was subjected to
9nti-trust prosecution beca Use the
compeny re used to contribute $50,
600 more to the Roosevelt corrul-
ton fund. The only defense the ex-
president has to offer is "Liarl Liar
LIAR !"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30

We are not looking fer trouble,
neither for Jacket" Brother
Witten. We have troubles enough al
ready. We are with you in your de-
termir alton to crush out wha tever
deserves to die, in our great district.
We don't propose, however, to sit
quietly by and allow the name of MIR.
Bryan to be hawked around from I'M
holy lips. Our friend has n chip on
his shoulder, and If it is Bryan
chip he can get it knocked off mighty
quick if he will step over our way.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
He Won't Limp Now.

No more linping for Tom Moore, OF
Cochran, Ga. II had bad sore on nv
ir step that nothing seemed to help till
L used Bucklen's Arnica Salve," he
writes, "hut this wonderful heller soon
cured me" HE'S old, running sores.
ulcers, boils, burns. cuts. bruises. ecze-
mo or piles. Try 1t. Only 25 cents ut
John Il. Ja"kson's.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-08-30
children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
z a $ Q Fl a
REUNION OF VETERANS.
Pulaski, Sept. 25-26-27.

The Inspector General for the
Ninth District has appointed as dele
gates to represent the c.. v. Camps
of the district, as follows:
Sponsors, Mrs. Mary S. Mastin,
President SalyerLee Chapter, U. D.
c. Norton, Va, and Miss Lucy Lection
Gibson. Lee Chapter, U.D.C., Jones'
vile, Va.
MAJOR A. j. TYNES,
Inspector General,