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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-25

accompany you, to visit our several
stations, examine and inspect the sp~
paratug and the personnel of our
force and To make such tests as you
may deem necessary and proper
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-25

Many other points OF increased eff
c,cnccy are also given in the chief exccu
Ijrc 5 letter which in full is IS fol
lows:
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
Chance Tor ons,Armed Man.

'T'm looking for one-armed man, "
said the patron Of a New York restau-
rant. eff you know of a man who has
only right hand / can make him a
good business proposition-one that
will save him lot Of good dollars and
save me the same amount. His right
hand, however, must be a No. 71k.
TITS this way: Several months ago
sprained my ankle and for many
months was obliged to lean heavily on
a cane. To protect my left hand l
wore a glove on that hand, but did
not use one on the right. The result
was that l wore out dozens OF left
gloves, but the right hand ones l new
er put on"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
rhe crewIess shlp.

The German Naval league has just
tested the work of an inventor of Nu-
remberg, a ship to run without a crew.
The transmitter with mast similar to
that used in wireless telegraphy COM
mands the ship, which works systemat-
ically during a period of hours. The
ship turns to right and left, backs and
comes to stop as II run by a man in
the engine room. Multicolored lights
show the maneuvers to the men
ashore. This practical invention Is now
under study in the German navy. Pri-
marily destined for use in connection
with the discharge of torpedoes, 1t is
now under expert consideration as a
medium for the control of dirigible bal-
looms. Kites provided with phosphoric
apparatus and steered by Hertzian
waves viii be new accession to the
German army.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
WEALTH OF THE NATIONS
United States Does Not Make Ire
niendousIy Good Showing In
Worlds Financial Column.

For all its Wanted wealth the Unit
ed States, in so far as per capita ratio
goes, does not make such a tremen-
dously good showing in the worlds
financial column. The wealth in the
United States in 1910 was estimated
at 1925, 900. 100000, by far the greatest
amount credited In bulk to any one
country Yet the per capita wealth
was only 1889. Great Britain IN 1903
was worth S8S, 725, 900. 900, each person,
according to the census, thus getting
1872. France, with $50, ,00O, 900 in
1910 had a per capita wealth Of
81, 070; Germany had $63, 500. 000, 900,
with a per capita of $1,000. Russia's
total wealth was 100000, 10000 but
its enormous population dragged the
per capita down to $500, while Swift
zerland, with a total wealth Of only
SO, O30, 900, 900, has per capita rating
Of 1856. The per capita division in
Sweden amounts to $402 out Of total
of $2,197, 100000 Switzerland, in the
last few years, made 20 per cent.
gain in national wealth. The average
per capita wealth in the % cantons
ranges from 81 1856 in Geneva to 1919
in Tessin< Switzerland thus stands
very high. The population in 1921
was 1885, so that in 80 years
time it has not doubled France, it
will be noted, stands at the head of
the nations with per capita wealth
of 5000. That the United States,
with its enormous total, does not rank
higher is because of the rapidly in
|oreasing population. France, on the
contrary, has reported a diminishing
or at the most very slowly increas-
ing population, so that the money ad-
vance has become greater than the
birth rate.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01

A right little, tight little schooner
yacht, the name Of Edris blazoned on
her stern, left here the other morn
ing to duplicate the feat Of the bait
tleship Oregon in the year 1898. 1t
will take the Edris just a bit longer
than it took the Oregon to make the
trip between here and San Francis
co, but then the Edris is just a bit
smaller than the Oregon. In fact
her length over all is something like
IS foek.
Some landlubbers, when they saw
the little craft heading for the open
zee, wondered whether It would get
a. fsr a. the Hook without being
swamped BY . cOmber, but Captain
Mills, proudly commanding q crew
Of Owe, smiled at their landlubbsr ig-
noTancs.
why he declaud, "we'll be safer
aboard hsrs In the highest sees than
you fellows are amid your taxis and
Eubvays and SkyucraperS. View
York Press
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
A FINE LINE OF COPY
RlGaTED ART CALENDARS.

The plans for your advertising campaign
this year should by all means include hand
some Art Advertising Calendar for 1913.
We have secured the exclusive agency for
the Copyrighted Calendars produced by the
A. M. Collins Mfg. Co., of Philadelphia.
This is one of the largest and most sub
stantial Calendar houses in the United
States, and the quality Of their line is SUI
perior to that of any ever shown in this
section
This line will be handled exclusively by
US in Christian and Trigg counties. 1t in
@cludes great number and variety of sub
jects in full color, as well as some hand
colored pictures of exceptional beauty.
The samples for 1913 will be in our hands
shortly, and we shall be glad to show them
to you at an early date MAKE NO PLANS
FOR YOUR 1913 CALENDAR UNTIL YOU
SEE THIS EXTRAORDINARY LINZ.
BROWNSVILLE K6NTUCKIAN.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
FOR CURE Of PNEUMONIA
physlclan Tells Of Successful Use Of
camphor IN Practice
Since 1906.

There have been and still are many
varieties Of treatment for pneumonia.
A long list would BE- required to indi-
cate all the modicamonts which have
been employed against It. Some even
consider that this affection r. an all
ment which has a definite cycle.
They are Of tAe opinion that no medi-
cation should be adopted which might
act on Il and disturb its development.
tho proper course to take being one
Of expectation" or better. a theFa-
peautione armee more particularly a.
signed 70 combat complication.
DR.. gerbert, IN the Mnenchner Medi.
sinische Wochenschrift, describes the
remarkable results which he obtained
IN the treatment Of serious cases Of
pneumonia BY means Of strong doses
Of camphor. He FIRST had occasion TO
use II In 1906 In a case Of double
pneumonia, where the patient vas
also suffering from typhoid fever. He
therefore practiced a subeutaneous
injection OF ~ centimoterB Of cam
phorated oil GO per cent? recently
sterilised The results obtained on
the pulse and respiration and gen
eTRI condition we're extremely salts
factory. He renewed this dose every
~ hours, and he found after three
days the trouble had disappeared.
DR.. Serbert has since employed the,
same treatment in 81 cases, one Of
which was extremely serious, since It
was a question of double complicated
pneumonia in a woman seventy-twc
years old. All these cases recovered.
1t seem certain that the camphor pro
duced these effects, since there was
no real crisis, the cure being gradual
and slowly effected. - Philadelphia
North American.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
Tennessee Central
1ime Table No. 3 Taking Etfec

SUNDAY, Nov. z, 1911.
EAST BOUND
No. IL Except Sunday Leave Hop
kinsville. ....... 6.3O am
Arrive Nashville. 9:45 NJ
No. rs Sunday only leave Hopkins
NHlc.......-. .--.ss.sssss s's's'OsOV o. -
Arrive Nashville. .11:15 a. m.
No. IA Leave Hopkinsville 4:30 pm
Arrive Nashville. .7:45 p. N
WEST BOUND.
No. II Leave Nashville. .8:95 an
Arrive Hopkinsville 1l:20A.D
No. 10 Leave Nashville..... 500 pm
Arrive Hopkinsville 8:l5 pm
t. MORROW. Agent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
| |. & N
Time Card No. ia
effective Sunday April 80, 1911.

effective Sunday April 80, 1911.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
Go. sc. en- o. Linn. 11:56 p. ?
No. 6l-St. L. Express 5:35 p.
No. 91.--Evansville Ac. 1905 a. m.
No. 95.-Dixie Flyer, 9:01 am
No. 55-Hopkinsville Ac. 7:O5 a.
40. ,53-St. L. Fast Mail 5:99 e.
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
No. &C. & st. L. Linn, 5:25 a, n
No. 52-St. LOUIS Express, 9:53A
No. 9O.-Evansville Ac. 4:15 p. m.
No. 94.-Dixie Flyer, 6;27 p. n
No. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. 8:55 p. n
No. 54-St. L. Fast Mail, 1920 D..
Nos. So end "a will make Nos. 90
and CTS stops except "a will not stop
at Warrington and No. 95 will
not stop at Warrington or Empire.
No. 81 and "a connect at St. Louis and oths
Uoints west.
No. 81 connects at Guthrie for Memphis lin
polnts as far south as Erin and for LOuiSVi
Cincinnati and the East.
No. 50 and IS make direct conn At Gut
dc Tor LOuisviile, Cincinnati and all point
north ana east Thereof No. 50 and IS also con
meet Tor Memphis and way pOinta-
o. "a runs through 70 Chicago and viii 40
Try passengers TO point South Of Evansville
No. q3through siespers to Atlanta, Macon
JacksOnvi vile, st.Augustine an Tampa, Fla
ASo Pullman sieeDers 70 New Orleans. Con
uects At Guthrie for points East and West. n
60 win not carry local passengers for potts NOFtl
Hashvilis Ten
&c. HOOE. A9t.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01
Time Table
No. SO.
IN eject May Ia. 1911.

BoRTH SOUND. ,vB.
Ne. eeg - Evansville Aeco
nAodation.-............ : az an
Go. oo9- Evansville NATION
Express. ..."....ll 70 m
olo. so Princeton mixed. 4 Is . m
.sOuvU BOUND. ARRIVES
No. 81 - Hopkinsville mixed
..-----.......,. .............. ~ UOe %
No. a2l-- Evansville Hopkins.
vile mail. 8 81 p
&c. gol-Evsnsville- Hopkins
vile Express. ......... 3 ~ p n
Train No. 1872 connects at Prince
con for Paducah, St. Louis and way
stutiOns, also runs through to Evans
gille.
Train No. 500 connects at Prince
son for Louisville, Cincinnati, wa,
9tations and all points East, also
runs through to Evansville.
Trains No. $40 and 941, local trains
Aetweez Hopkinsville and Princeton
T. L. MORROW. Agent
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-02-01

The Lauyer-Now. first Of all,
you must tell me whether you are
really guilty or not.
Ths Accused Msn---Say; do yOu
think I'd hire a big lawyer like yOu
il l was innocent5
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02

ungeouloig uno perIan9te iofortiee
ablteanng oes ltebelitanOes. 0as
geleilttungsgeid)aft antlportete eil,.
tat: Observation-Disclosures, 2ieb
IL, Gers g." Sier finoet man bic
Stropben: Or miro MN balo er.
ifeinen III ieiner Serrlihfeit mo
eiler 2eib ltno @einen per,uanoelr
gar5 III Sreuo. Gr it's, Der beliell
fonn; madt eilre Sonlpe fertig, ullo
leio ltets iein gemdrtig, cr lit ld)or
aitf Der Suhn." llno balo boroltf er.
lt)ien Der Wonteltr mo brad)te ules
IN Sr0nuna.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
" - ~.
Sahfmnois.

Batter. ipiepiel @orter bat oie
oeiitide Sprofe?"
Ia mlbt III Die Mtiltter ira.
gen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Die Gnnit anf Dem SanSc.

Gin Bauer bate fiir lein aird).
letn bon elnem Sorfmoler einell
arel5peg malen ~laiien. Die Sor-
ben maren gut, ober ionit mar 81
piel Ser5meiilung unb Sfrefen III
oieIer Malerei. Gs lit @oridriit,
oaB Der Sitter bon Sen If 9iloern
Spei Dor bns &oniiltorium bringe.
oas cntifeioet, Oh her &reu5ncg IN
Die Stride 5ngelaiien meroen fonne.
Ger misunderstanding oes bpbcll
aonliltoriums beIdlaute lid, Die beis
Den Siloer cine @eile nit ertltenl
8elift mo iagte oonil: r9tlm ia,
er it's pertb, Der arell5meg. ooB
man ibn %oufb1ngt; ober ser, Der i'm
gen1alt bot, peroiente alldD nift
mebr."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
~
ltnsnfricocn.

6r1ulein: Ser cine slr5t nennt
meilen 3nltanb boifmngslos, uno
Der anocre meint, if founte buuocrt
Sabre babel alt merpcn. Shred.
lid! Sterben modte ih nid,t 10
Jung, uno buloert Sabre mod)te i'd
and nid,t alt meroen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Nns cincm &nnitbcridDt.

Nr. 11o: Gbriitus treibt Gle
@ed)aler aus Dem Sempel; -. cine
lfone Irbeit.
Nr. 10: ban Spf. &nabc nit
aorb, welfler airihen ibt; iebr
lelten.
Nr. II: Solbein, &ppiitilt nit
9rltltbarniid).
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Mngcmanotc HcScnsart.
SGuslide Sscnc.
Bum Gaiernenhuf.

l%lnteroiii8ier gum Wllsfetier, ser
an leiner Uniform cine sSeocr bait:
v9tanll, Sebmunn, lett mann eebort
Oenn sur gilsriiihng oes Snfante.
rilten ein Slllgopparot?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
2icber Wnffaitcn.

DDS @pmnaiium 81 g. bat ieincn
alliGbrli6en gemeiniamen S6iiler.
lpa5iergang nod Dem bellahbartcn,
meinberiibmten StGotfen $. unter.
nommen. Die babe Staot lit 81
SUB ober @asen Den Iusfliialern
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
s,sxs..b,arssr Gazette, ptsustae, h.a 2. anlt 1912.

Sunoen, iosar bon miBbanoelten
Sltnoen mar"
rSie baben nod nit feitem @ort
Den ein5igen ori9inelen ,5peiten
2%incoln", Sberit giooieoelt, er-
pdbntl"
y9en babe id mir als Sobepunft
aufgeipart-id meiB. er liebt es in
slaem Der Sobepunft SIT iein. Sd
CLAUDE, Die IebnIidfeit Sberit
&ooiepelt's nit mir lit mirflid) meit
GROCER oils Die irge1o zines anoeren
aanbioaten. Critters paren mir
belize YrGiioent geueien. 3meitens
baben mir beibe spei Sermine ge.
babt. Srittens baben mir belize 10
5iemlif oasielbe geiagt; i6 babe oas
~aaerOings LANCE Dor ibm getban,
aber id bate eben 5llerIt Die @ele-
genbeit oa5u eebabt."
Ger Geporter benuste sic @ele.
genbeit elmer Tauie in Der Heoe 5ll
Der Srage:
Limo baben Sic lonIt nod cine
aebnlihfeit gefunoen?"
80 ia, cine iebr meientlid)e: id
BIN tobt!"
raber Sberit aooiepelt tit oof
nod iebr lebenoig?!"
.0as ideint MIR 10 u1o ser
S6ein triiet-er lit 10 gut wie
toot!"
limo oie Statle perfiel wieoer in
ibr ullnoerpoles Stpeigen uno ibre
eberte &ube.
9idt sebulien.
.Hifts nl1s iino Sic Staotleut'
unb ale lire Sahen Sdwinoel!
Sest bab' i ifon 5rpei 6laiten SS,t.
Ieftenpulper e'frelien uno INNER
nod beibt's midi"
- = y
Rod idlimmer.
a.: .ltnfenntnib por'm 8eies
i6iist niht Dor Strafe. Gas babe
i) einmal bitter ~erfabren."
g.: r@ie 10? &mnnten Sic oenn
oas 8eies niht?"
g.: sd ibon, aber nlein Ser.
tbeioiger fannie es nid)t!!"
- ~ y
Tic idtuei3eriidc &esiernns
bat iif,, nafoem SStalien ihon lett
lGngerer 3eit iein Illgenmerf alli
Den aunton Seiiin rihtet, entidloi.
len, oieien 8nnton in .Hem.S ripo.
lis" um5utaufen uno bpfft, baB Ger
in Stalien itarf a~usgepr1ste slber.
CLAUDE Die Staliener MIN Dor peite.
rem Sfritten abbalten miro.
- - y
Sutreffeno.
Hidter gum 3eugen): sit 81.
ten pielleid,t etrpas BON Der YriigeIei
5u Sbren gefommen2"
3erge (auf ieine geid)mpllenc
gade oeuteno): DSa, ein paar Sbr.
fei9en!" ar
Sriibcr mno bcnte.
Den letter 9abnSug nannte maj,
friiber ben Siimpeniammler, bert lit
oas Der 5riib5llg.
y - =
Cine nere 8ctreiSeiortc.
Gin 2anomnniL Ser ietne 1Sroit
aus DEM Yeniionate elmer 9roBitaot
gebolt bate, Seigte bieier zines Ia.
ges ieine 8etreioefeloer, melhe in.
Deb idon abgeerntet maren. 10 0aB
nur nod Stoppelfeloer Dor ibnen
lagen.
,@ott, pie berrlihl" riei ploslid
oie iunee Grall, .iest neiB i'd bod,
audi, ruie Die ShpefelbolSdeu pat.
ien."
9lnf Dem StanSesamt.
g.: Sat Der @ann ein Dummies
@eiidt."
g.: Der lit audi id)on sun, bier
ten Deal bier"
y y y
@ur 8eridt.
vIngeflaster," forifte Ser Tid-
ter, pglanben Sic niht, es lit cine
beionoere SerSloiigfeit, serabe ole
2ellte Su beihwinOeln, ole ibr Ser.
trauen in Sic geiest batten?"
mo2 Souto ia So,,,, %L,,,,oH T..
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02

Gerratbcn.

9ebrer (erflGrenb): .slm ipani.
lf,et Sofe ipielt Die Gillette eirC
groBe GoQe. @nblmann, no
nod)?"
@oblmann (Sobn cineS @eill,
gdltOlcrs): Sci meinem Gapa."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
nnbcideiocn.
Hid)t iuortbradJig

81: Sic balten niemuls @prt!
8eitern iagten Sic, Sic wollten SIT
mir fonlmer, lpeim eS Steine req.
nete mno ooh famen Sic nitt."
9: Yllniiun, bat es oeltn Steine
aereauet?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Nns Dem yS6nisreid Slopenicn".

IulGBli6 elmer IN ser N1be Sal.
bafS p~orgefommenen Haliferei Spi.
ifen 0euti6en uno Slopenen iraste
ih Den @ahtmann, Der lid bemiibte,
Die Streitenoen 81 trennen, na6 Der
llriade oes SlrmulteS. SaS Organ
Der Siberbeitsbeborbe, Dos %oiienbar
Die bentihe Sprafe nidt pollfom.
men beberrid]te, erlpioerte: .Hor Die
Saiti6en iino lie ooran idulo. neils
baben 10 uft g'rufen: .Sof Geit.
reid, GeItrei6 iiber oaeS" uno on.
oere lplfe Summbeiten!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Seim inriitiiden Grameh,

Yrofeiior: rgs lit itatiItiid mad.
gelpieien, BOB aht5ia Bro5ent Der
Irreitanten lebig limo. 8as i6lie.
BEN Sic o~araus?"
a%anbibat: CAB piele iid lieber
einiperren laiien, OILS oab lie beira.
then!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
spaR mu6 aud iein.

SpuR AluR uAW lttM. M
-
geideio seiast.
8igerls ,Serr Softpr, i9 babe
Sic 81 mir rufen laiien, mnlB Sbnen
uber offen geiteben, baB ih 5u Der
gall3en mooernen Wteoi5inerei nlft
piel Sertrnren babe"
ar5t: n0a5 tbllt niGts. Gin
Giel 5. 9. bat gar fein @ertralien
sum Sbierar6t unO miro bo6 fu'
riert."
Cute Nnsreoc.
Sic, aellner, iest bob id cine
babe St,lnoe marten miiilen, bis
Sic mir 0ns Bier gebraht BADEN,
mo MN lit alth nod idledt einge.
ifenft. 3as @las lit ia MIR balb
uoQ."
ygntihuloigen Sic, tpenn's gang
boil mar, batt' eS ia nod langer &C.
Oouert."
- y y
gerliner Sdnbmann.
Eaiiant: ySer5eibung, Serr
@attmleiiter, parum lit Oenn bier
abgeiperrt?"
Shubmanu (freunolih): ,@eil
Hiemaito ourd, icn."
Saiiant: Limo iparuln ioa Nie.
manb ourh?"
Sdusmann Gdnau5enb): r@eil
abgeipefrt it,"
Wooerne Sodtcr.
Gater: n@as iebe id, Seopig,
on rall6it 3igaretteh?"
Sohter: ygber, Yapa, bit ptrit
mir ooh nid]t 5umutben, OaB i1
Ffeiie raud)en lodi"
~ y y
0iihueritanoen.
Stuoent: sd fam IN cine
8eieaidaft fommen, nel6e es audi
iein mag; 9leif brebt ii6 Iaes Inn
MIDI"
ia iollten Sic bod lieber porber
Sbreu Haui6 ausihlafen."
" y -
@iberiprnf.
ys(lih ser Segetarianer milB
iblieBlid Sen @eg allies Sleiides
geben ullo Der Sleiifeiier ms @ras
beiBen, ielbit wenr CT feline 31bne
mebr bait"
8cniigiam.
Sireftor elmer Shmliere: Isle
itlout's oruuBen ans; lit ifon piel
Erblifum a%nmeienb?"
Sdauipieler: Seeds 1ienitm1o.
d)en uno bier Sebriiingen!"
0ireftpr: SEA, Damn raid arlge.
iaugen, oantit Die Serrihaften nif)t
ltnsebuloig perben!"
~ " y
Wiocrlestes Sprihmort.
Spibblbe (oer Dor bier @ofet
Elm Shmein geltoblen bait: ia
iagt man: oltnred)t 8ut gebeibt
niht,- Sd bab' aber 5pau5ig Tfuno
5u9enomnlen!"
~ ~ y
Der Vcamtc.
Sic baben Sbrer 9rallt bereits
bel Ser eriten 9egegmlng eincn Sei.
ratbsantrag gemaht-iit iie benin 10
biiblh?"
Observation-Disclosures: Gas
nidlt geraOe; aber es geiiel mir, oab
lie 10 regelm1Bige 3iige bait"
- - -
Gutter 3atb.
@irtb: ,Serr 2ebrer, ih mobt'
Sic Inn elnen grten Hatb bitten-i6
moht' nGmIih meine ieiie 8irtb-
idoft Sum Shien" beiBen, aber
elm Gotber, ein Sdrpar5er uno ELM
&el6er DDS lit i6ou i'm Srt."
2ebrer: .gta-bam neilrten Sizes
balt Sum gr0Bten Sdien"!"
- - -
Wtihueritanocn.
vIngeflagter, Sic fonllen mGblen
jwiihen orei Sagen Sait ooer flint.
5ebn Mart2"
,Saun bitt' i6 idon nm oie flint.
5ebn Mart!"
~ - y
Nns Dem p&OnigreidJ S%lopenicn".
IulGBli6 elmer IN ser 9tGbe 9ai.
bad)S p~orgefommenen Hauierei Spi.
l6eu 9eutihen uno Slopenen iragte
ih Den @ahtmann, Der lid bemiibte,
Die Streitenben 81 trennen, nab Der
llriohe oes SllmulteS. SaS Organ
Npr SihnrhpttSheh0rNp NnS ofinuhor
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Snitimmmng.

gr5t: sd sarantiere Sbnen. BOB
Sic Die &ilr obnc iebc Scrnisitoruna
oiirdiiihrcn fGnnen."
Eaticnt: .Sarau Sluciilc i'd, fci-
nen N%ugenblid - ib bin lGmlid,
Hcntier."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Der 0camtc.

Sic baben Sbrer Srailt bereits
bel ser eriten 9egegnilng einen Sei.
ratbsantrag gemadt- lit iie Oenn 10
biibih?"
Observation-Disclosures: Gas
nidlt geraOe; aber es gefiel mir, baB
iie 10 regelm1Biee 3iige bait"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Gas Ginsiac.

Sit Seine Tran ne &aolerin,
9ann mappnc Gid init Suloeriinn;
Spielt Seine SodJter Sennis gar,
Sann bait On llnsliif u%ffenbar;
limb 1T picleidt Sein Tilims
Gar nod Elm Iutomobilins,
Sann weik id) MIR Sas cine:
Sann Observation-Disclosures!
~ - y
ltnbcideiocn.
geamter: ,Serr Goritano. oiirfen
mir nif,t Inn cine llbr fir unier
Bureau bltten?"
&orItano: ,@as ipollen Sic oenl?
Sic baben bod crit poriges Sabr
einen Tapierforb befommen.."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
geihetoen.

Serr (lingeididter SGn5er): .9arf
i6 Sbnen benn nod Dem San5 cine
@rfriifung anbieten?"
0ane: 80, es mGre mir iett
idon cine grfrii6ung, lpettn Sic BON
nm ab auf meinem linfen unb niht
mebr auf meinem reften SUB ber-
umtanaeu miir0en."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Gutter Hatb.

@irtb: nSerr Sebrer, ih moht'
Sic Inn einen gilten Hatb bitten-ib
moht' nGmIih meine neiie 8irtb-
ihait ~3um ShIen" beiBen, aber
elm Gotber, Elm S6lpar5er uno ein
Gel6er DDS lit ihon i'm Srt."
2ebrer: .Na-bann nellnen Sizes
bult Sum gr0Bten Sdien"!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Misueritanocn.

YIngeflagter, Sic fonuen mGbIen
5wiIhen orei Sagen Sait ODER flint.
5ebn Murt2"
Damn bitt' i6 ibon Inn oie flint.
5ebn Marf!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
~ ~
Inter &amcraScn.

l&UICI N~uHIeTuDCH.
2elltnant 81: .Nln, mie mars
geItern Mbero beim 9onfoireftpr?"
Selltnant g.: o9roBartig. 9as
RENE Mquarium!"
Selitnant 81: y@ieio2"
Selltnant g.: Scum, lauter 8olo.
fiihe!"
y - y
Sd)lan.
9ebrer: ,Srisd)en. fannit III mir
Iagen, pann bat Oenn Columbus &c.
lebt?"
Srisfen (brompt): lin Ole
3eit, ais Imerifa entoedt mllroe."
Mngcmanotc &cScnsart.
sd irene MIDI gailj u%lbGrloia,"
rief Stltbipiu5 Siifiel aus; oa bate
er Den a!ierleBten gauo ieines 9ii'
terifases %perfauit.
- - y
SGuslide Sscnc.
Srat: ,Gu, Iu b%ebaupteit mid
Su lieben-ba, menn i'd bellte ltiirbe,
IN 5mei Wonaten miiroelt Iu mieoer
cine anoere baben-ihmoren fomi
i'd brauf!!"
Wann: .Shmor' nidt, gmma-
td) glaub Cir audi iol"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
@iocrlestes Sprihmort.

Spisb,lbe (ber Dor bier @ofen
Elm Shnein geitoblen bait: ia
Iagt man: ollnred)t 8llt gebeibt
niht.-S6 bab' aber 5pan5ig Efuno
sugenommen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
gcrliner Sdnbmann.

ToIiant: rSer5eibung, Serr
@ohtmeiiter, warum lit oenn bier
a6geIperrt?"
Sdusmanm (frelnolif): n@eil
Niemano burd, ioa."
Yaiiant: Limo parlm ioa Rie.
manb burh?"
Sdusmann GfnallSeno): ~@ell
ubgeIpefrt it,"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
@iSeriprnd.

,s(ud] ser 8egetarianer mllB
IdlieBlih oen @eg allies Sleiides
seben ulb Der Sleiifeiier ms @ras
beiBen, ielbit wenit CT feline Sabine
mebr bait"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
Cine nenc 8ctreiSeiortc.
Tnf Dem StanSesamt.

g.: sat Ser Mann ein Dummies
@elift."
g.: Der lit audi id)on sum bier
ten Wtal bier"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02

gefolgt, namentlih feblt es auf)
nid)t an iungen Mt1ohen. Der Naf).
mittag pereint Die Sefunoaner nno
Trimaner 81 einem gemiitblihen
SGn5hen I'M Saale oes eriten @alt-
bauies. ga tritt Der llnterprimaner
Sdneioer an oas So6terden ieines
aluIIenlebrers beran, I'M tie 5uml
San5e 81 fiibren. Shon mill alara
Dem netten SSungen in Sic Reibe Der
San5enoen folsen, als lie iif) am
&leioe f~eitgebaltcn fiiblt. geim I'm.
oreben blidt lie III bas erreete @e'
lift ibres 8aters, Der ibr bon I'm.
mutb 5uritft: ,9u, alara, nit Dem
S6neiber tanSeit Oh mir niht; Der
bat neulid nift einmal Die erlten
Serie Der Slias gefonnt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1912-07-02
8cnHgiam.

Sireftpr elmer S6miere: y@ie
ifaltt's braltBen ans; lit iton piel
Eilblifum anpeienb?"
Sdauipieler: Seeds Iienitm1b.
dcn mo bier S%ebriungen!"
0ireftor: Sea, Damn raid ange.
faugen, oamit Die Serridaften nift
u~ngeouloig perben!"