davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
THE LOST SPECTACLES.
What Happened Whom the Old Gentle
man Tried to Find Thom.

A man from up state" who was In
by II nephew whom he was visiting TO
dine Ut Broadway restaurant the
evening of his arrival The next day
he said 10 the younger man:
where Is that restaurant we dlned
ut last night? left my gold specta-
cles there. I'm pretty sure. I've got
another pair with me, but l don't want
TO lose the others"
'lll stop in and get them for you on
my way down town." replied the neph.
ew.
He went to the restaurant. explained
the circumstances and received a pair
of gold trimmed spectacles that had
been left on table the previous even
ing. On his return home In the after
noon he handed them to his uncle.
where in thunder did you get
those?" inquired the elder man. At
was going down Broadway today and
recognized the place we dined at-at
least thought did. Anyway 1 went
in and asked If I left my spectacles
last night. and they gave me this pair"
He produced another pair of gold rim
med spectacles.
Upon the uncle describing the restau-
rant whence lie had retrieved the glass
es the nephew assured him 1t was sew
eral blocks from the one they had pat
ronized the day before. While the two
1 were discussing the situation the post
man delivered a package for the I'M
Gle. 1t contained pair of gold rim
med spectacles, with n note from his
wife saying that she had found them
on his writing desk at home and was
sending them to New York in the
event that he might need them.-New
York Herald.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
Brought To Light
Tazewell People Receiving the
Full Benefit.

There have been many cases like the
following in Tazewell. Everyone re-
lates the experience of people we know
These plain, straightforward statement
will do much toward relieving the
suffering of thousands. Such testimony
will be read with interest by many
people.
Mrs. NJ. Rigney, Tazewell, Va, says:
IL am glad to confirm the public state
ment / gave in 1907 in which / recon-
menGed Doan's Kidney Pills. During
the twenty-five years that l suffered
from my kidneys. so many remedies
failed to check the trouble that L be-
came discouraged, thinking nothing
could reach my complaint. am firm
ly convinced that there is one prepare
ton effective enough to cure kidney
trouble and that is Doan's Kidney
Pills. My trouble came on by spells
and the greatest distress was caused
by dull, dragging ache between my
shoulders. AT times was almost help
less and 1t was impossible for me to
get any rest. The kidney secretions
were also source Of annoyance and
showed that my kidneys were Mt fault,
and when heard about Doan's Kid
ney Pills 1 got n supply at Jackson's
drug store amp after taking them,
felt like different woman. This rem.
edy relieved my pains and aches anG
helped me in every way"
For sale by all dealers. Price soc
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
take no other.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
Farms For Sale

A los acre farm. of very pro-
ductive land for sale at Falls
Mills. 1t is in fine state of Gull
tivation about 10 acres in timber
and balance mostly in grass
Good 8 rooms dwelling house
fine orchard, good barn and other
out buildings too good tenant
houses. The place is watered
by spring and branches and a
good we'll at the house. Price
and terms reasonable, for par
ticulars call on or write,
II. E. TABOR, Newburn Va.
Pulaski Co, 1922 6 mo.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
II : 4 i: W VI AaTiala2EsstamRa
? -, t-ssS.zzSr
Schedule Effective
June IL, 1911.
Ly. Tazewell for Norton.

Ly. Tazewell for Norton,
9:45 am 300 pm
Lv. Tazewell for Bluefleld,
1890 Am ESQ pm
From Bluefield East bound.
9l5 In FOR Roanoke, Lyuchburg,
Norfolk and all points on Shenandoah
division, Pullman sleeper and cafe car
to Roanoke. Pullman to Norfolk.
Parlor car Roanoke and Richmond
Sleeper Roanoke and New York,
Dining Car.
720 M daily for East Ro iford
Roanoke and intermediate stations.
$50 p m daily for Roanoke, Lynch
burg and intermediate stations and the
Shenandoah Valley. Pullman sleeper
Gary to New York
9.23 III for Roanoke, Lynchburg,
Richmond, Norfolk. Pullman sleeper
to Norfolk, and Roanoke to Richmond
wESTBoUND. .
$40 m for Kenova, Portsmouth,
Columbus, st. Louis and the west.
Pullman sleeper to Columbus,
cafe car.
$40 p IN for Kenova, Portsmouth
Cincinnati, Columbus, w est, Northwest
Pullman sleeper toCincinnati, Columbus
cafe car to Williamson.
11:30 m. for Williamson and in
termediate staff ons.
LBS for WEIGH and intermediate
stations. Pullman Sleeper cafe cars
Write for Rates, Maps. Time Table
Descriptive pamphlets to any station
Agent, or to w. b. Bevill General Pas
senger Agent, w. g. Saunders, Asst
Gen'l. Passenger Agent. Roanoke. Va
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
A Log on the Track.

of the fast express means serious
trouble ahead II not removed, so does
Lose of appetite. 1t means lack of vi
tally, loss of strength and nerve
weakness. II appetite fails take Flee
trio bitters quickly tn overcome the
the cause BY tcning up the stomach
aud curing the Indigestion. Michael
Hessheimer of Lincoln, Neb., bad been
sick over three yeafs, hut six bottles
of Electric bitters put him right on his
feet again. They have helped thous-
ands- They give pure blood, strong
nerves, good dige4tion. On 50c at
Jackson's drug store.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
Tho Same Hole.

An inexperienced young fellow was
called upon TO make Il speech at ban
quet ut which Speaker Cannon was
present In fact, the speaker sat next
TO the young man..
Gentlemen" began the young fell
low. my opinion is that the generality
of mankind in general is disposed to
take advantage of the generality off,
The speaker grabbed the boy by the
arm and. pulling him down TO him.
said:
"Sit down. son. You are coming out
of the same hole you went ink
change.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
Why He Was Late

"What made you so late?"
al met Smithson."
"Well. that is no reason why you
should be an hour late getting home
20 supper"
81 know, but 1 asked him how he
was feeling, and he insisted on telling
me about his stomach trouble"
"Did you tell him to take Chamber
lain's Tablots?"
"Sure. that is what he needs" Sold
by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
Fortunes in Faces.

There's often much truth in the
saying. "her face is her fortune" but
it's never said where pimples, skin
eruptions, blotches, or other blemishes
disligure it. Impure blood is back of
them all, and shows the need of DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They promote
health and beauty. Try them. Doc at
Jackson's.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
State OF Ohio. city OF Toledo, H..
Lucas County bb.

Franle j, Cheney makes oath that no ia
senior partner OF the firm or l.. J. Cheney
lcdo. County ana State aforesaid. and
that aaid firm Will pay the sum OF ONE
cry case OF Cntnrrh that cannot be cured
by the uso of HALLS CATARRH CUREI.
FRANK ]. CHENEY,
Sworn To before mo and subscribed I'm
my presence, this 9th day OF December.
A. ID. 1886.
(ScaD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh euro Is taken informally
md acts directly upon tho blood and mu-
cous aurfnccs OF tho system. Send Tor
testimonials. free.
T.. j. CHENEY & Co. Toledo. O.
Sold by nil Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pilla for constipation.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
MOROCCO CITY.
Magnificent In Its Site and In It's His
toric Ruins,

0ttO anu
toric Ruins.
Morocco city, the capital Of the
southern half of the Moroccan king
dom. is q far more interesting city
than Fee. Architecturally its monu-
ments. including the famous Kutubia
tower, the counterpart of the Giralda
in Seville; the famous mosque Of Mu-
ley Abdallah and hundred other ruin
ed or semiruined ediGces surviving
from the days when the city had 700,-
600 inhabitants and was one of the
great capitals of Islam, are the most
considerable and magnificent in Mo
rocco. Equally beautiful is the site of
this city in the upper valley of the
Tenesift river. surrounded in n half
circle by the great wall of the grand
Atlas mountains. whose snowclad
peaks are seen beyond n foreground Of
large farms and fertile fields.
a city far less given over to war,
with population less ferocious, less
fanaticnl than that OF Fee or Mekinez,
Morocco city has been much more fire.
quently visited by Europeans than its
northern rivals. Geographically Mo-
rocco city is the real gateway to the
Sahara. BY the Glawi pass one road
climbs over the Atlas mountains to
Tablet. and the caravan route contin-
ues to Timbuktu. A second road de-
scends to the Draa. crossing the Atlas
chain, while third leads to Tarudant
and the Sus country. Close communi-
cation with the south has left its mark
Upon the people, who are darker and
show more patiently the Infusion of
African blood than the Berbers and
Arabs of the north.-London Stand.
ard.
/ --
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19

FOR SALE.-I have seventeen
yearling cattle for sale fifteen hei-
fers and two steers, all good cattle.
Come and see them. will sell them
right. H. G. BREWSTER.
Bandy, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
He Played tho Ticker

Il offered to let him have a hun
dred." '"That would only be drop
In the bucketshop."-Life.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19
A GOOD CLUB RATE OFFER

A GOOD CLUB RATE OFFER: :
The Clinch Valley News and thu
Confederate Veteran will be sent TO
81 so per year If you have not seen
the Veteran, write to Nashville,
Tenn. for a sample copy, then sub
scribe through this Office.
CLINCH VALLEY NEWS,
Tazewell, ",
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19

For rheumatism you will find moth
ing better than Chamberlain's Linim-
ent. Try it and See how quickly 1t
gives relief. Fer eale by all dealers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19

First Standing Army.
The first standing army, consisting
of guards and regular troops, was
formed by Saul in 1903 B. O.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1912-04-19

W any Vi
across said streets or alleys of said
town, within or upon which any of
such wires are strung. whereby any
of said wires would be injured or in
terfered with, such person shall in
writing give to the grantee herein
TWEEN ty-four hours notice of the time
and place when and where he desires
such wires moved for such purpose,
and thereupon the grantee, upon the
payment to it of the reasonable and
actual cost and expense of so doing,
shall! cause such wires to be moved 30
as to allow the passage of such build
ing. but in all cases such removal of
said wires shall only be required be-
tween the hours of six O'Clock a. m.
and two O'Clock p. m.
Section 3. The grantee herein shall
heat, power or other purposes for
twenty flour hours each and every day
continuously for seven days a week,
under such reasonable rules and regu-
iabiOho 90 may NC Ny odtA
grantee, to all citizens of said town
who desir such electricity and are
willing to pay therefor at the regular
price to be established by said gran
tee; providing that said grantee shall
not in any event make any charge for
current for lighting purpose in ex-
cess of
10c for the first Is X. w. II.
&c for the next 85 X. w. H.
&c for all over 100 X. w. ii.
as measured by meter, and for cur
rent furnished for power purposes an
amount not exceeding
a sc for the first 1000 XIV. H.
4.Oc for the next 1000 X. w H.
3.5c for the next 1000 XVIII
3.25c for all over 5000 X. w. H.
as measured by meter.
"a The term electric current frunish'
ed for power purposes, shall apply
only where such current is furnished
J for motors with capacity Of two
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
4, Serves seheneetady RIah..

One OF Murray Allison's friends had
been intensely, superhumaniy good
for a long time, according to the New
York correspondent of the Cincinnati
Times Star. And then he fell on. He
had kissed his wife good-by In the
morning with a fervid, faithful, low
ing Fl lash, and promised to get home
for inner at o'clock. BY that az
ternoon he was so dizzy he could
hardly sit in the taxicab.
Wait a minute" he told. the part
ners of his Illicit joys. Gotta write
'muh wife"
So he went into the Imperial hotel,
ard by holding on to the walls got
around to the Official stenographer,
and there closed one eye and looked
fixedly at the. young lady until she
ceased expanding and contracting like
hot air balloon over the parlor
register. Then he announced that he
wished her to take letter. The young
lady got her pencil ready
ITO Missus John p. Malachi, Sl4
Beechnut-ave.," he dictated, carefully.
take this: 'Muh Dear Wife: NJ
sending you this by spessel messenger
because am goin' TO Schenectady to-
night. Signed. Your loving Husband,
John. Got that7"
Yes" said the stenographer. But
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
HEROES IN THE CAUSE OF 1901;
HEROES IN THE GAL USE OFI9IS

We again the day set apart for honorng with mower OF
pg Of green upon cOuntrys heroes VINO iougnt ana eO
Tor cause both righteous and sublime
We suggested this column that the days purpose should DC
and respect for those who have gone 70 make
,t d the earth thought living whom
tb who are fighting battles of this time in the same spirit
m the Boys their quarrel just the vale of Shenandoah
and prompted by patriotic motives
tribute to the women VINO upon
next Monday will publish of righteous and
a. grand as that sisters daughters and sweet
hearts wept back in the dark days o rebellion
Cheeuy The Times June to equal rights for her
whose tears at home blood her soldier boy cmenng
which stands today.
has suggested vote they should
also 60
An but haven't they gone o warY
Somewhere today in cemetery mound head will
bend in her pasied hand a cluster of daisies
She Of who have been to war TN long
lang day and nights agonng and know what war means
is among the living heroes OF today
It is most narrow campaign of Michigan women
far cce in the November that their cause
= vote
II might as well be said that purpose Union taking
m arms was simply to killed. for the sport of it.
votes for women votes only entering
wedge the bemen condition and the conditions OF all from
an interest devoted pures safest and best government
The Justice proclaimed oudest in the
opposition equal suffrage, chief considered
has cooperation where appeal " good
ctizenship would be expected receive hearing
many opposition springs from welmeanng people VINO
simply have graspd broad principle involved this
movement
To
thing the with consistency because with equal
suffrage once gained welcome the day
principles which has declared from its beginning
The freedom Of the by valiant whose are
decorated today honor won with shot and
she'll the sword and the saba.
The must look valiant OF today but Keep
inc nth one Of the andet purposes the equal suffrage must
come through bullets but ballots and enlightenment
Herein The Times accepts duty perform standing
Tor an advanced civilization twentieth century
The pen s mightier than the sword
This mger surrendered vote for mothers many
moons ago.
il with again and turn over the wnele
tht and bespeak Suffrage edition cordial reception and sub
stanial report.
loaded both substance and in spirit; orlmu OF aigu
en for the cause telling points against its opponents
The white sheets flags of and woman
yoS~wil say: Here, let's talk this thing over
~ the that of woman IN distress as the
crack Of the lash and heard in slavery days
So fear Of the emancipation at an early DAY
II woman at bondage with voice her government taxed
without compelled subscribe to laws in whose making
e has no part victim bad laws and lack OF aw-TH
CEN
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
Decoration Lay.

The thirtieth Of May has become an
auspicuous day In our nations list OF
days 1t is a day for memory and ret
respect. To you who were men nj
arms In those august and stirring
times OF war, how many associations
il must recall To US who are tbs
recipients of your bounty and sacr'-
flee, how much more II means. To-
day, over 100000 graves floats \
miniature representation or our ma
tional emblem, the Red, White and
Blue. And every grave over which
This emblem floats becomes temple
of sacred thought TO every loyal
heart.
He who gives his life or his chance
for life in any great principle be-
comes, as IL were, a saviour TO what
ever cause he represents; and al
though no kindred mortal to US may
rest beneath any of these many thou
sand mounds, yet how dear and hal.
lowed each and every one is, TO every
lover OF freedom and union. For
whoever stood as a unit for The de-
Tense of the union, whoever struck
blow in defense OF that most price
less Of human attributes (freedom) Is
indeed our brother, bound by strong
est ties, and entitled to our fraternal
gifts OF fidelity, gratitude and respect.
So every grave today over which the
representation of our national BAN
ner floats, becomes part and portion
TO every freedom-lover's heart.
The observance OF Memorial day is
a beautiful custom. We observe tn ;
day with fiowers-fair emblems II
mortal decay. We observe II with
martial strains, recalling TO the sol
der the days Of strife. We observe
II with oratory-emblemat of peace
and prosperity which 'pervail through
out the union of states.
Come patriots come, ye fairy band,
And graves of heroes OF our land
Bestrew with wreaths and choicest
flowers
Children OF sunshine and OF showers.
And az you leave your favors. pray
that soon may come the promised
day
When swords shall not be stained with
gore and nations shall learn
war no more,
Rev A Kinney Hall, PHI. D., rector
OF 81 Georges church.
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
From Another Point of View

The waltz changes a march.
For cheers; for them our tears
From Frank D. HOvey also we have IT, "coveN'hem over"
the uneorkns the hot weather oratory
probably be Of real ball
by from today Taft
WI have a bouquet
This being campaign year.
things about themselves today.
Suggesting Tigers
neither Blue Gray
all right they're hard things
exchange necessities butchers or grocers
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30

stod out for another f1.0O0, and
finally offered TO toss for the amount
in dispute. Il asked him IL he wished
to ruin me and said that IL my Lank-
Ell heard of my tossing authors for
their copyright he would certainly
close my account. We ultimately
came TO an agreement on my terms,
which were sufficiently liberal. But
felt uncomfortable" Mr.. Smith au-
mitted Il felt mean had refused
challenge. To relieve my mind, |
said: Now that is settled, II you
will come to my club, where We can
have a little room to ourselves for
FIVE minutes, will toss you for 4 1000
with pleasure Mr.. Trollope did not
accept the ffer"--London Chronicle.
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
Spring Fever.

Your husband seems to be very
impatient lately
Yes, he is, very"
What is the matter with him 2"
He is getting tired waiting for a
chance TO get out where he can sit
patiently hour after hour waiting for
fish to nibble at his bait, Chicago
Record-Herald.
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
Her DIstrust.

Rudyard Kipling married an Amefi-
can woman, Miss Balestier, whose
family had an estate near Brattleboro,
VT. A neighbor there, with friendly
curiosity, was assessing the value Of
the match from the point OF view OF
Miss Balestier's family.
She did marry we'll" observed this
friend "Or, SO I'm told" she added,
cautiously, but I'm distrustful. They
say he can make $4,000 ont of 10.
cent bottle OF ink. York Even.
ing Post
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30

how do you spell Schenectady"
Cant you shpell S'nectady?" ask
ed Mr.. Malachi, laboriously. The
stenographer apologetically admitted
her ignorance.
Men take thish ler-er," said Mr.,
Malachi. closing his eyes and balanc-
ing himself: Mrs. John p Malachi
S1i Beechnut-ave. Muh Dear Wife: M
sendin' you thish by spessel messen-
ger. because m goin' to Troy"
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
WY LINCOLN HELPED a BUG.
crawler Was Entitled to an Equal
Chance, the President Said.

Chance, the President Said.
President Lincoln was walking with
friend about Washington and turn
cd back for some distance to assist
4 beetle that had gotten on its back
and lay on the walk, legs SPRAYING
in air. vainly trying to turn itself
over. The friend expressed surprise
that the president, burdened with the
cares or a warning nation, should nnd
time 10 spare in assisting a bug.
WELL" said Lincoln, with that
homely sincerity that touched the
hearts OF millions OF his countrymen'
.do YOU know that II had left the
hug struggling there on his back
wouldn't have felt just right.
wanted to put him on his feet and
give him an equal chance With all the
other bugs of his class"
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
Maklna Eathsr Paw un-

go away and let me read, yoI good
for nothing baggage"
We'll. II am baggage. daddy, don't
you think ! ought to nave a check?''
Life.
The Detroit times., 1912-05-30
r,o,lon.,. Sporty Publisher.

The late George Smith tells III his
reminiscences how Anthony Trollope,
when offered $4,000 for a seriSr,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1912-12-21
FREE SPEECH IT'S DEFENCE
Idaho Papers Answer Disclaims
Affront to Court.

Boise Idaho, Dec. 20 The Capital News
Publishing COMPANY charged with con-
tempt of court for It's criticism OF thu
Idaho Supreme Courts decision, which
prevented the printing of the names Of
Progressive Presidential electors on the
ballots. filed its answer to-day. The
company admits responsibility for pub
LEGATION of the articles. and in explanation
SAYS that they were published in the be-
lief Of It's privilege to do so under the
right OF free speech. The answer adds
There was no intention 10 impede the
Of justice, nor could tins
that the decision had already been rem
dered By the court. and for tho further
reason that had the decision been I'M
favor of the Progressive party 10 in
Justice would have been done to any
voter. The defendants believed they had
a right to express their honest criticism.
and in said belief they had wide prcc'-
dent By reason q: the decisions of
large number of tho learned courts ~
the United States. the precedent Of the
great newspapers of the country and the
comments Of the men highest I'm the po-
litical history Of the United States.
The answer says that tho articles were
written with the sole intention Of arous-
ing the voters Of the Progressive party 10
what the decision would mean.
demurrer TO the answer was filed pN
Attorney General McDougal and this was
taken under adyisement by the court.