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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13

Asks square deal for Allens--Headline.
That's the last thing the Aliens want.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13

Those sufragettes who put acid into tn
mails are victims of simplfied spelling.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13
Book Suggestions for Women.

The Cry In the wilderness. by
Mary Il. Waller ,....sf 80
The Garden of Dreams. by
c. V. Mccau'ey -. -. LES
THE Lady and saba San. by
Frances Little .............. LOO
Pictures of Polly, ny Mary *.
Courtney ............... 100
Romance Of Bill Goat HILL by
Alice Hogan Rice. ....... les
The Sanctuary. by Maud
Howard Patterson .......... I25
TIE Wind Before the Dawn, by
d. H Manager. i.s5
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13

Xmas Day In the Morning.
Grace Richmond ..... 70,
Xmas Day In the Evening,
Grace Richmond .......... 60,
Brotheriy House. Grace Rich
mona .+.......,. 70,
Story of the Other Wise Men,
Henry Van Dyke ...... -,
The Frat Church's Christmas
Barrel. G. A. Stanley. 50,
The Mansion. Henry Van Dyke 50,
The Sad Shepherd. Van Dyke. Is,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13

Christmas Eve has always been suffragette.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13

And having learned that let us take ur
again the "high-costa-livin?"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13
Books Of Universal Arp.al.

Cease Firing Mary Johnston i. u -
Inc Long Roll Mary Johnston Leo
Man In Lonely Land. Kate
Langley Bosher ..... Loo
Mary Cary. Kate Langley
Kosher ...................... 100
Miss Gibbie Gault Kate
langley SBasher ............ LIS
Scu1'es. Saiite Nelson Robins. Loo
The Unknown Quantity, Henry
Van Dyke .......... I-6o
The Harvester, Gene Stratton
Porter ..-+........... LIS
Basement.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1912-12-13
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Are the Balkan allies to be denied the spoils
of just war so that the mighty thrones which
watched the Turk slaughter and plumber may
share? asks William Watson, the satirical
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26
CHARGED WITH SPEEDING
Shoedealer Charged With Exceeding
Speed Limit in Automobile Last
Saturday Night

Joseph Heyman, of this city, was pc
fore the Police Court this morning 10
answer the charge of running an au-
tomobile at an unlawful speed with
in the city limits. Officer Reid, who
had cited Heyman to appear, testified
that last Saturday night the accused
passed over Washington street from
Pendleton to Oronoco in three seconds
eighty five miles an hour. The OIL
Ger also stated that the people residing
on North Washington street are LOUD
in their complaints of the reckless
manner in which machines are operat-
ed on that part of the thoroughfare.
Heyman, in his statement, alleged ne
was making between eleven and twelve
miles an hour at the time and that it
is impossible for his auto to exceed
speed of thirty-siX miles an hour.
Justice Cation concluded to continue
the case until Wednesday morning in
order to give Heyman time to obtain
certain witnesses. He was represent
ed by Robinson Moncure.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26
KILLED BY LIGHTNING.

Four memoirs of the family of JEFF
ferson Ruglo, road worker, were
killed yesterday by lightning, which
struck the tent they were living in
near De Soto, Mo. Ruglio, his wife,
16-year-old daughter, and a baby
girl were instantly killed. A grown
son escaped death, but was stunned
and severely burned.
A woman and boy were killed and
eight other persons were injured, one
probably fatally, by lightning, which
accompanied severe electrical storm
that visited St. Louis and vicinity
Yesterday. Orlie Meadows, years
old. of East st. Louis, was struck by
lightning while he was sitting on a
bench in a park. On both sides of the
river many buildings were damaged
by lightning. In st. Louis several
church steeples were demolished and
small buildings destroyed.
One Territorial was killed by light
ming and about 20 were injured at
East Marion Camp, Skipton, York
shire, England, when terrific thun-
derstorm interrupted the maneuvers
Of the East Lancashire Territorla.s,
who were carrying out the first day
work of their annual training.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26
Case Continued.

Considerable excitement was caused
on Royal street, near Oronoco' by Tue
conduct of Maggie Lewis, l0-yeaf-
old colored girl, who had been thrown
into paroxysms by whiskey. 1t was
alleged that the liquor had been turn-
ished her by Alice Reddick, color
ed woman, but later it was charged
that the girl had been given the stlll-
ulant by Ernest Mcbride, colorcd
man. The man and woman were taken
in custody and brought before the 20
lice Court this morning. The woman
was dismissed, but the case against
Mcbride was continued until tomor-
row. The girl averred that Mcbride
furnished the whiskey and colored
witness testified that he saw Mcbride
give her liquid from bottle.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26
sERGEANT.s ELECTED
Wilkerson is Second and Scott Third
Sergeant of Police. Changes
in Board

The Board of Police Commissioners,
who could not agree, at their meet
ing on last Wednesday on the election
of second and third sergeant OF po-
lice settled their difficulties on Satur-
day night when they elected Private
William ]. Wilkerson second sergeant
and Private Wilmer Scott third SER
ceant. Former Lieutenant b. Frank
Rettis was elected first sergeant on
last Wednesday.
When the Board met Saturday night
it was apparent that the commissioners
had agreed uopn compromise, ana
viIkerson and Scott were elected I'M
an;mouslv by viva voce vote. 1t was
rosolved that the uniforms Of the SER
peant shall be the same as the pa
trolmen except that the front of their
cans shall bear the name of their rank
and above the chevrons on their
sleeves shall be numbers designating
the first, second and third sergeant.
Before the Board adjourned Mayor
Paff thanked the members for their
uniform courtesy during his admins
tration, and said he hoped his sue
cessor would be equally as fortunate.
The Board also passed a resolution
thanking Mr.. Fisher for his efficient
services as secretary.
Saturday night was the last meeting
of the board as with the approach OF
new city administration the personnel
of the Board will be almost entirely
changed. Commissioner Fisher, who
has represented the Second Ward on
the Board number of years, will be-
come Mayor of the city September l,
and by the virtue of his office wilt be
the eX-official chairman of the Police
Board. Commissioner Oehlert' Of the
Third Ward,will hold over, leaving va
cancies to be filled for the First, Sec
ond and Fourth Wards, the vacancy
in the First Ward caused by the cleo
ton of Robert S. Barrett, and in the
Fourth Ward by the election of Com
missioner Bryan to city council. For
the First Ward the names of }. Ed
ward Shinn, John Leadbeatcr, Jerome
Kaufman, John F. Buckley and A.
Sidney Mankin have been mentioned,
and it is understood that they are all
receptive candidates for the office. In
the Second Ward, friends of E.E. Law
Ter, former member of the Board are
urging him to enter the race and Mil
ton S. Fairfax also is mentioned as a
candidate. The Fourth Ward has put
forth no candidates, but J.. E. Uhler,
who represented that ward in council
for many years, is being urged to al
low his name to be used. With the
recent change in the force substi-
tuting three sergeantS for lieuten-
ant, the new board will have consid-
cradle work at the outset preparing
new regulations and getting the reor-
ganized force in working order.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26
A Grent Three Day Sale of
WHITE GOODS !!

75c White French Ramie Linen.
46 inches wide, coarse weave, Tor
Suits and Skirts. A yard ....'.49c
ISc and Csc Cotton Crepe Cloth,
IL Lee.
% and 81 inches wide; plain and
stripe effects. These are splendid
fabrics for Waists, Dresses and I'm
derwear. Special, a yard. ..l2 lie
$3.50 Sea Island Nainsooh, S1.9S Il
Piece CT II Yards.
SO inches wide "a beautiful fine, soft
finish fabric, manufactured for wo-
mems and children's Underwear; also
used for waists and dresses. a piece
White Pique.
Two qualities to close. SO inches
wide; 19c quality :. :. >. Up LIE
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26
ARLINGTON INSTITUTE.
A SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.

The school will be reopen on
Thursday, September 26th, 1912.
Special attention given to the Prim-
airy Department The Principal may
be seen at the school, 215 North
Washington street, at any time after
4th.
MISS A. NJ. CHANDLER, Principal
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

If a man leaves a pound of keys out
of his pocket and weighs himself to
find he's Is ounces off he's scared he's
got some mortal disease.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Misses Leila Thompson and Mary
Hellmuth have returned from Nor
folk where they we're the guests OF
Mrs. J.. II. Nc Laughlin. While away
they visited Newport News, Cape
Henry and Virginia Beach.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

A woman had almost rather see her
husband set the house on fire than
start to mend anything in it.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Miss Katherine C. Hibbs is visiting
Miss Harriet Spofford at the Allen
Apartment.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Misses Rosa and Bertha Bladder
have returned from Atlantic City.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL
Interesting News Notes About Peo-
plesof Alexandria Happenings
in Society.
Mr. julius Simpson and wife have
returned form Atlantic City.

Miss Laura Smoot is at the Mount
Vernon Hotel, Ocean City, Md.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mr.. Julian T. Burke, jr., has re-
turned from Woodberry Forest.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Thompson and
little daughter, have returned from
Atlantic City.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mr.. William 7 wilkins who has
been quite sick at his home in Cam
eron street is able to be out again.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Miss Carrie Fishbach is visiting her
brother, Mr.. Charles Fishbach, at
Marshall, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mr. Elmer Thompson LETT Satur
day for two weeks stay at Atlantic
City and Philadelphia.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Miss Margaret Hammerly Of Lees
burg is the guest of Mrs. Z. NJ. Brad
shaw in King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Miss Jessie Hammersley of Lees
burg is visiting Miss Cora Duffy, IN
south Fairfax street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Justus Schneider have
returned from Asbury Park, where
spent two weeks.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Miss Anna Schwarzman has re-
turned from two months visit to
Miss Liadelle Lillycrops, in Char
otte, n. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mrs. John Bayne and daughter,
Miss Winifred, who have been visit
ing in Martinsburg. w. Va, for the
past month, have returned to their
home in Columbus street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mss Caroline Kast left today for
Forestville, Nd, where she will spend
the weekend with the Misses Ethel
and Edna Berry.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

The smaller the man the bigger the
boast.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Bendheim left
Sunday for a business trip to New
York to purchase an entire new fall
stock for the approaching season.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Miss Helen Heishley has returned
to her home in south Fairfax street
after spending two weeks in Forest
Glen, Maryland.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

Mrs. William D. Wood and little
grand daughter, Miss Virginia WIKI
ms. have left for Round Hill to
spend the remainder of the summer.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1912-08-26

ALEXANDRIA GAZETT]
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL
interesting News Notes About Peo-
plesof Alexandria Happenings
in Society.
Mr.. Julius Simpson and wife have
returned form Atlantic City.
Miss Laura Smoot is at the Mount
Vernon Hotel, Ocean City, Md.
Mr.. Julian T. Burke, jr., has re-
turned from Woodberry Forest.
Misses Rosa and Bertha Bladder
have returned from Atlantic City.
Miss Katherine C. Hibbs is visiting
Miss Harriet Spofford at the Allen
Apartment.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Thompson and
little daughter, have returned from
! Atlantic City.
Miss Carrie Fishbach is visiting her
brother, Mr.. Charles Fishbach, at
Marshall, Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. Justus Schneider have
returned from Asbury Park, where
spent two weeks.
Miss Jessie Hammersley of Lees
burg is visiting Miss Cora Duffy, IN
south Fairfax street.
Miss Margaret Hammerly of Lees
burg is the guest of Mrs. P. NJ. Brad
shaw in King street.
Mr.. Elmer Thompson left Satur
day for two weeks stay at Atlantic
City and Philadelphia.
Mr.. William 7 wilkins who has
been quite sick at his home in Cam
eron street is able to be out again.
Miss Anna SchwarZman has re-
turned from a two months visit to
Miss Liadelle Lillycrops, in Char
lotte, n. c.
Miss Helen Heishley has returned
to her home in south Fairfax street
after spending two weeks in Forest
Glen, Maryland.
Mss Caroline Kast left today for
Forestville, Md, where she will spend
the weekend with the Misses Ethel
and Edna Berry.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Bendheim left
Sunday for a business trip to New
York to purchase an entire new fall
stock for the approaching season.
Mrs. William D. Wood and little
grand daughter, Miss Virginia Wiki
ms, have left for Round Hill to
spend the remainder of the summer.
Mrs. John Bayne and daughter,
Miss Winifred, who have been visit
ing in Martinsburg, w. Va, for the
past month, have returned to their
home in Columbus street.
Misses Leila Thompson and Mary
Hellmuth have returned from Nor
folk where they we're the guests OF
Mrs. J.. II. Nc Laughlin. While away
they visited Newport News, Cape
Henry and Virginia Beach.
A woman had almost rather see her
iiI o+ tho boucn IN fire than
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
100 Years Old But
Never Wore a Corset

Carmi, ILL.,, Dec. 26. Mrs.
Betsy Story was one hundred
years old today and was the cen
trail figure in big celebration that
drew 300 relatives to her farm.
Mrs. Story was born in South
Carolina and came to Illinois in
1918, the year Illinois became a
state. She has lived on the same
farm seventy-six years and has
never ridden on a train or worn
a corset. She has ten living sons
and daughters, three more than
seventy years of age, all living
on the home farm, which is a
large one. She baked a cake yes
terday to be used in the celebra-
ton, but it was cut into small
pieces and carried away as SOU
venirs.
Mrs. Story has always smoked
and never misses a day using the
pipe. She does not believe in
woman suffrage. She is in good
health and believes that she will
live a long while.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
From the Daily Bulletin
Not an Unusual Stunt.

Atlanta, Dec. rs. Alfred Beck
er and Sam Goodman, who spend
six days outg of every week be-
hind dry goods counters in At
lanta, decided to spend Christ
mas in shunting. Being estin-
able young men. they easily sue
ceeded in borrowing three good
bird dogs from their trends, and
hired guns for the occasion. On
the first day they didn't get any
game. but they killed one of the
dogs. This was Christmas eve.
Christmas a charge of Shot land
ed just where a dog does not ex-
pect any thing worse than we'll
directed boot. The dog took to
the timber..and the surviving COM
rade followed. The two young
gentlemens paid negro SIS to
find the dogs and put them aboard
a train. Il In their three days.
hunt they bagged one rabbit,
and BeckerEis telling his friends
that Goodman shot it setting"
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
Special Feature
AtI7he Opera House

The Maddocks- Field players
who'll appear at the Opera House
next Monday, Tuesday and Wed
nesday, Dec. 30, 81 and Jan. 1st,
have engaged a special vaudeville
feature to appear in conjunction
with their regular attractions. The
mysterious Lllide in ''Somnoman-
cy," who have baffied all human
intelligence. This is one of the
most interesting, educating and
MYSTERIOUS feats ever attempted.
The Management OF this popular
Company wishes to announce that
positively DO ''repeaters" will be
shown during their engagement in
our city, the opening bill to be
IA True Kentuckian," a pretty
love story full of exciting climaxes
and clean Comedy. Nothing but
new and up-to-date PLAYS will be
produced, in every detail at popn-
lar prices. adv
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
HIS BUSINESS WAS BOOSTED
Pointers for the Paint Man and the
Hardware Observation-Disclosures
ing the Sales.

Here is a simple plan used success
fully by a dealer in implements for
stimulating his paint business This
dealer found that his paint business
always Jagged when fall approached.
says System, and SO he got out cir
cular letter which he sent to the
farmers in the vicinity. The letter
explained the harm done to farm ma
chinery during the winter by rust
and advised coat OF paint to pro-
tect it. The scheme worked and that
mans paint business almost equaled
any record he had before.
One hardware man had the right
idea for selling gas stoves when he
hired a vacant building near his store
and gave a luncheon every afternoon
for a week He hired man and
cook to prepare the lunch on the
stove and then served his customers
without charge No direct attempt
was made to sell the stove, but OF
course while cooking the food the
best points of the stove were brought
cut. The plan was winner.
There is always something good to
spring on the public. A hardware
merchant in a large city, where free
press notices are few and hard to
land, got a big piece of advertising
space gratis by an old plan.
A friend had spent a vacation IN
Florida. and when he returned to the
northern city where this little COM
edy was staged he carried with him
an alligator. Well call this walking
leather factory Jim.
Jim was placed in a show window
facing street where thousands OF
people pass every day. He was Ia
beled as being a couple of hundred
years old, and, of course, attracted
attention. The papers gave space to
descriptions of Jim and the crowd
around the hardware window grew.
The climax came when the merchant
donated Jim, now James, to zoo'
thus gaining more space, trade and
good will.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
Your Handiwork.

am only piece Of work. After
leave your hands you may never see
me asain-People looking at me. how
ever, will see you and, so far as they
are concerned, I'll be you-Put into
me your best SO that I may speak to
all who see me and tell them of the
master workman who wrought me
Say to them through me, II know what
good work is'-H l am well done,
will get into good company and keep
I'D the standard-n l am shabby and
poorly made, I win get into bad COM
pany-Then show through me your
10Y In what you do, SO that may go
the way Of all good work. announcing
wherever 1 go that stand for work
man that Aeedeth not be ashamed
William Chandler Smith.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
Czarevitch Under. knife.

Berlin, Dec. 25.-The true ma
ture of the illness of the Russian
CzarevitchssE become known when
it was learned that Prof. Israel.
one ofsthe worlds most celebra-
ted specialists on kidney diseases,
recentlya went to St. Petersburg
and by a delicate operation re-
moved a tuberculosis kidney from
the 8.year-old heir apparent to
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
Why Mammoth Cave Is Unknown

Why Mammoth Cave Is Unknown.
Mr.. Ebert Hubbard, one OF the
most brilliant and entertaining OF the
writer's and speakers in America TO-
day. not long ago visited the far
famed Mammoth Cave in Kentucky
He found clumps of willows and
grasses grown up before its entrance
The large hotel that entertained
hundreds of guests was falling down
and in ruins. Only single family OF
farming people lived near the great
cave.
How is it, he said, that so many
people once journeyed to visit this
wonderful place and SO few come
now? He inquired around. He soon
got an answer to his question. II
was this: The man who once adver
tised the Mammoth Cave so exten.
sively a few years ago died. And
with the death Of the advertising
manager the great cave, with all its
wonders, dropped out of sight.
1t is the same old story. People
won't know what your goods and
your town are unless you advertise.
An enterprising man for rs years
advertised the Mammoth Cave and
got thousands of people there. Every
fellow used to take his girl there on
their honeymoon. But now 1t Is OBJ
scured by a Jungle. No one knows
about It's wonders. Why? The ad'
vertising man died.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
"To Kill The Goose That Lays The Golden
Egg

In refusing pay the counys share of the street paving
about the Jail courthouse the commissioners are pursuing
course that smacs killing the Goose that Lays the Golden
Egg Fitzgerald paying seventyve cent OF the county
taxes and every improvement made In the city aoos
to the taxable value property affected The county DEMENT'S
in the same proportion the city, and through the paving OF
the streets of the coun property the whole
its benefits The arguments advanced in behalf OF private
nerv annv to the public property the city and county and
we believe that friends in the country will agree with US
that it is an imposition the city for the commissioners to throw
the entire burden of maintaining the streets around the court house
and jail city, The city cannot force the county oV Ia" "
nav the the moral obligation for the county pay
;ts rohtful share of the improvement still remains.
It to be regretted that this official board forces the dlstnc
ton between country its policy for every
other interest the city, political and private is striving to OBJ
erate any feeling that might tend to create reudca conditions
in the minds citizens county matter where they
reside For the p building city and county need united
people and an act will division of sentiment between
the country to the interests OF the whole people
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
AVOID WINDOW PAINS

BY not forgetting that both
you and your store are frequent
! ly judged by the style Of your
: window display.
BY planning your window dis
plays at least a week ahead. 1t
pays.
BY not leaving your window
empty longer than necessary.
An empty window with small
pieces Of window strips still ad-
herring to the glass may give
an impression Of "Fer Rent" to
the passing stranger.
BY keeping below the level Of
the eye that part Of your display
you wish to give the most prom
inence.
BY devotlns your window to
one article or one class OF goods,
rather than q lot Of odds and
ends.
BY having a strong light on
your display at night. All In
visible light shining down on
your display 10 preferable In
most Instances.
BY using neat cards with plain
lettering, avoiding fancy type.
BY not displaying fly paper In
December.
BY backing up the most prom
lnent feature Of your display so
as to bring It out bold and
strens. - A. L. Wolcott in
Welch's Magazine.
The leader-enterprise. [volume] (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1912-1915, 1912-12-27
BREAKING It Gently.

Mir. De Club-My dear. great Ger
man physician says women require
more sleep than men. Mrs. De O.
Does he? Mr. De C.-Yes. my dear
um-er-you'd better not wait up for
me tonight