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Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

Are you saving any money for
old age? Are you getting big re.
turns on your Investments?
Could you spare SO per month
for 8 or 10 months if you were
assured big profits and safety?
My booklet III Shake the Tree,
You Help Gather the Fruit, "
tells you how. Write for tit S
free. H J Folts, Colonial Bldg,
Minneapolis. MINI. II
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
Notice.

The new management of the
Ice and Light Plant wishes to
thank its patrons and the public
in advance for their patronage
and hopes to better the service
materially with your co-opera-
ton. ID. G. Driscoll,
Manager.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

Friday, Nov, 22nd, the feature
photoplay, scorpions of So
ciety, will be showed down at
the Gem Theater, and no doubt
will prove to be the greatest
moving picture that has ever
been here.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
d IA

The woods are on fire in this
section and since the killing
frosts the dry leaves have fallen
thick and grass dry. makes for
est fires a great menace. There
was fire about the right of way
on the NJ K. q II. near Baldwin
Tuesday and the section fore
man and hands were fighting
fire to keep it away from the
track.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

missioners' Court was in
session the first of the week in
regular Novem Der term. They
adjourned over to Monday when
they will asprove all elected Off
GERS bonds.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
DR.. Bells Pine -Tar-HOney

will break up the worst cold and allay
throat irritation, This remedy quick
ly cures coughs, colds, grippe and all
throat and bronchial troubles
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

These cold nights call
for one OF those fleece
Wool Nap Blankets from
ROSENFELD'S.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
FOR SALE OR RENT

My place of 125 acres, about one
mile West of Jefferson across the
river, embracing the old fair
grounds; all under good wire fence
just above the +. q p. railroad !;
good productive soil. Write or
see me for further particulars.
George Hail.
dl4 jefferson, Tex.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

Tuesday, Nov 18th, "A three
reel picture, The Four Dare
Devils, will come 10 the Gem
Theater and 10 is to be hoped
that every one will take this op
portunity of witnessing this pho
toplay.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

Tonight n You feel duh and stupid.
or bilious ami constipatet, take dose
90 Chamberlain Tablets and you wiil
feel all right tomorrow. Sold by all
dealers.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
Every Body Needs

a good salve, and Dr. Bells Antiseptic
Sslve is the best. 1t is creamy snow
white ointment. Guaranteed for all
skin diseases. 25c: sold every where.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

In severe case of sore lungs you need
an internal and external remedy Buy
the dollar size of Billiards. Horehound
Syrup and you get two remedies for the
price of one. With every dollar bottle
there is free Herrick's Red Pepper
Porous Plaster for the chest. Sold by
lien UuquhaTt.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
Will Serve Dinner.

The ladies of the Episcopal
church will serve dinner the Doth
of November in the building
next door TO MIR. Glass store.
Chicken salad, cold boiled ham,
pickles, crackers and bread and
different kinds Of pies good.
Extra. Coffee DC, Chill Zoe.
All cordially invited.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
4 PHYSICIANS DIAGNOSIS OF
KIDNEY TROUBLE.
A Seemingly Common Disease
which Becomes Fatal through
Neglect and which May Be
Readily Cured by Prompt A.
tention.

More than thirds of the auuua,
Heath rate, physicians claim, is directly
uacoable 10 kidney disorders.
Interested by this remarkable asser-
ton and desiring to acquire better un.
Outstanding of the origin of the disease
prominent physician was recently in
terviewed as to the symptoms of such
troubles.
"1'o what do you attribute the great
iestructiveness of kidney disease2" was
asked.
"The hold which the disease gains in
he body before the victim becomes aware
# his true condition, ard the rapidity
with which it eats its way into the vital
organs."
"Would not The proverbial ounce of
prevention check The progress Of the
diseased
"There is no doubt of it, The trouble
is that victims OF this disease mistake
t'ie symptoms for some tri1ing aiiment
IN the stomach or bowels; therefore they
20 nothing to arrest the course Of the
disease until it is well advanced
"What is the origin of kidney troubled"
almost invariably bad digestion, fol.
lowed by torpid liver and a constipated
habit"
What are the symptomsl"
"IIeadache, dizzy spells, sluggish
brain, restless nights, pale or sallow
kin. bad breath. lack of appetite. hear,
burn, sour belching, backache or tender
ness over the kidneys, nervous weak.
ness, dark rings around the eyes. tireG
feeling, too much or too little urine, and
sediment in urine
ITS EFFECT ON THE HEART.
"In what way is the heart affected from.
kidney trouble?'
''In all cases the heart is disturbed
though in many instances the palpita
ton does not become alarming until the
disease has advanced to a serious point
A severe heart throbbing and nervous,
trembling is noticeable, especially after
a little bodily exercise; the victim fire.
quently imagincs he has heart disease. a"
HOW TO CURE IT.
''What is the proper course cf treat
ment for kidney diseased"
"First, to get rid Of uric acid and other
,,,;s,,a -, tNn svst,., Title c,,, l., Jn,a
by stimulating the bladder and bowels
so that they will act more freely. The
Suffering kidneys must be strengthened
The liver and stomach toned up and the
digestion improved"
priekly Ash Bit,ers is a remedy that
answers these requirements completely.
1t is not only system tonic aud regu-
lator, but its healing and restorative in
huence will build up the weakened kid
neys and urge them to a better perform
arCe of their duties. 1t gives strength
and tone to the liver, stomach and heart
and promotes harmony OF action through
out the body
NJ. W Burr, village blacksmith and respected
citizen # Starts l. e.. says: II was troubled with
kilnc tul liver disorder for IS years. J was in
continual misery uatil began taking Priykiy
Ash nlters which has entirely cured me, and /
am now a suo heal by bad hearty man. /
give it to my wife and four children and they are
Ia the best health, to-. feel that Priekiy Ash
Bitters is the st remedy earth and that
every body should keep bottle at home"
Get the genuine with the figure
"3" III red on front label.
Sold by druggists. Price Sl.00.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

Wash Jackson the well known
colOred driver at Hale. stable
died last Sunday morning about
) p. m, Wash or Jack" as he
was better known has been with
the stable for years and most of
his time was put in as driver for
the travelling men who made all
the small towns and stores out
of jefferson.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
LAND OWNERS

Do you want TO sell your cut.
over land, improved farms or
timber? Find out our standing.
then write us. Hall Bertrand
Land Co, Houston, Texas.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

or any bowel trouble Or. Bells Anti
PAN acts like magic. an relieves a.
most instantly. lso good for ex terna.
pains.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

Huntsville Ala W. NJ NARROW, IA
well known resident says:."f have
used Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound and lind il gives better results
than ary cough medicines have ever
used % For safe by Allen Urqnhart
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

Last Saturday was a big day
in cotton receipts, some 1868 bales
were brought in, with prices at
l2c. At this time last season
Jefferson had only received 5000
bales, while now we have over
1000.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14

y. menuon iour uclps - alree'ng
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1912-11-14
Rev. Irl R. Hicks 1918 Almanac.

Sept. II, 1912. 3m.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
FRESHIES AND JUNIORS
IN TIE GAME AT EMORY

OXFORD, GA, Nov. 5.-The third
game of Emorys interclass football Sc
ries We're played Monday afternoon
The first game, Junior freshman, proved
a surprise when the freshmen held the
veteran juniors to a score of 0 to o..
The star players for the juniors were
Saxon and Stewart; for the freshmen,
Jackson and Ainsworth.
The senior sophomore game brought
out some real football. Both teams
went in to win, for the sophomores had
not been bested, and the seniors were
well on the way to the pennant. At the
end of the game the sophomores had
Is points to their credit to the seniors O..
This is the second time the sophomores
have beat the seniors, and they have to
their credit a victory over the juniors
They have now to beat the freshmen
team when everything will be theirs.
The stars for the sophomores were Por-
ter, John Nelson, Murray and George
Matthews; for the seniors, Lasseter,
Blake and Culver. The most phenome-
nal playing of the season was put up
by Porter and LasSeter
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
Roger Bresnahan May Be Manager of Dodgers
Sam Crane Reviews Life of Ex-Cardinal Leader

here Roger remained until he be-
came manager of the st. Louis
team in 1909.
1t was in Baltimore that Bresna-
han found his true position-be-
hind the bat. 1t was the Giants
manager with his great ability to
size up a player. who saw where
his real strength lay.
So Roger was told to take the
plates off his pitching shoes and
don the mask and big mitt. In a
few years he developed into one of
the greatest catchers in the land.
King, of Chicago, and Roger were
in a class by themselves. In 1905
he did more than any one man to
earn championship for the Giants.
In st. Louis Bresnahan took hold
of team that in 1908 finished last
and pulled it up to seventh place in
1909. He also finished seventh in
1910, and boosted the team to fifth
place last season. This year the
Cards dropped back to sixth place. IS
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
HIGGINS SIGNED
AS MANAGER Of
CARDINALS

ST. LOUIS, Nov. 5.-Miller Higgins
has been appointed manager of the st.
Louis Cardinals for next season. Off,
cial announcement that the Cincinnati
star will take the place from which
Roger Bresnahan has been deposed was
made by the club owners here today.
contract as manager has been
signed Its terms were not made known
though 1t was intimated that the new
manager would not receive a per cent
OF the profits. 1t was this clause in
Bresnahan's contract that caused the
difficulties with the owners
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05

the chances a fielder should take.
To refute this, my father, who
was then president of the Mont
gomery ball club, always said that
he never parted with a player more
reluctantly than he did with
Clarke. Fred was offered more
money with Savannah the next
year and transferred his activities
there, where he starred as usual.
The next season found him in the
National league with Louisville. He
had something of a debut. too. for
he rammed out five hits out of five
times at bat during the first game.
All of which was some debut.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
By Sam Crane.

rEW YORK, Nov. 5.-The re-
~ fusal of Pittsburg, Brook
L Ign and Chicago to waive
m Roger Bresnahan, deposed
manager of the st. Louis
Nationals. guarantees that this
treat player will remain in the
National league for some time to
come. While it is impossible to
get any positive statement from
any of the clubs that want Bresna-
nan, it is generally believed that
Charley Ebbets, of the Dodgers,
wants to make him manager of
his team. and that Pittsburg and
Chicago want him for backstop
work.
Brooklyn would gladly welcome
Rresnahan, and Colonel Ebbets
could make no greater hit with the
fans across the bridge than by in
sailing Roger as manager. The
Brooklyn magnate is well aware of
his work.
He knows that Bres would be
big asset to his club and while he
is not very talkative on the subject,
II is more than probable that Bres
will be in charge of the Dodgers in
the spring if such deal can be
negotiated.
Fans Demand Good Team.
With a new million dollar" stad-
ium Brooklyn fans want a team
that will be able to hold its own
with the best in the league. The
Dodgers have long had a wonderful
collection of talent. There are any
number of brilliant players on the
team at present and sufficient of
them, too, to mould championship
outfit. However, it will take a
shrewd leader to instil the team
work that has so long been lacking
from the Dodgers play. Bresna-
han appears to be a general who
might we'll fill the bill
His services would probably be
expensive, but the club will be
ready to lay out considerable coin
on the team once the stadium is
completed. Ebbets and his COL
leagues are eager to build up a
championship team. To this end
they will spare nerther effort nor
expense.
McGraw MADE" Bresnahan.
Long years Of service under Nc
4 n
han the valuable player and leader
he is today. But Roger inherited
most of the traits that enabled
him to build up an enviable career
on the diamond
On the ball field he is a stern
fighting general, one who under
stands his players thoroughly, and
can get the best out of them He
has the ability to size up a player
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
BY Fuzzy Woodruff.

DROBABLY the greatest ball
player ever produced by a
Southern sun is the least
rem embered in the cline that gave
him his professional birth. | ex-
pect whoops of loud and biting de-
rision and mayhap a few outlaws
on account of this statement, as
the name of Tyrus Raymond Cobb
is recalled, but ! say it boldly-al-
though admitting that l thereby
sacrifice my chances of being elect
ed governor of Georgia, mayor of
Atlanta or coroner of Fulton-that
the greatest ball player ever raised
on Dixie soil is none other than
Fred Clarke
Cobb undoubtedly has something
on the Pittsburg leader as hitter;
he outshines him as a base runner,
but in fielding and throwing the
Georgia Peach has nothing on the
Southern star of the early nineties
And in temperament, which, after
all, is a ball players most valued
asset. Clarke Will be remembered
when Cobb is forgotten q don't
expect to make a trip to Roysten
very soon).
Has Won Four remnants.
Take Clarke's record. He has
won four pennants for Pittsburg
He has garnered one worlds title
for the city made famous by An
drew Carnegie and Harry Thaw
and while he was doing this he
was playing a brand OF ball to
which the nation DOTTED its hat
Had Hans Wagner not been on the
same team, Clarkes glories would
be as striking as the rising of the
sun after an all night session.
But l digress. 1t is my duty to
tell Of Clarke's career while he was
on the pay roll of a Southern club
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
RECORD OF BRESNAHAN'S
LENGTHY AND BRILLIANT
CAREER ON THE DIAMOND

and knows how to handle him. Off
the diamond Roger is jolly and
carefree. of the hail fellow we'll
met" sort whom you can not help
but admire and like.
1t was more than 2S years ago
that Roger toddled down the gang
plank of a tender at Castle Garden,
the infant son of an Irish emil
grant. He was not quite four years
old at that time, having been born
at Tralee, County Kerry Ireland.
One of large family, poor as the
proverbial church mouse, there
were no funds, no influential
friends to give him a high educa-
ton. What teaching he received
he gained at the public schools at
Toledo, Ohio, where his people set
tied and have lived ever since, and
on the sand lots of that city Roger
learned the rudiments of the ma
tional pastime. What he knew
when he entered the professional
game at Lima, Ohio, he had learned
by himself
A "Pro" at Sixteen.
He was but sixteen years old at
that time, and one of the Youngest
players in the game. His ambi-
ton was to become a great pitcher,
and he began his career on the
mound. In 1897 he was engaged by
the Washington club, of the Ma
tional league and pitched for them
two seasons. Then he drifted to
the Minneapolis club, remained
there one season, and played in
Chicago the following year
In 1901 came the war between
the American and National leagues.
That was the year Bresnahan cast
his fortune with John McGraw and
Joined the famous orioles of Balti-
more. When McGraw deserted the
Baltimore club and the American
league In 1901 Bresnahan was one
of the players who came to the
Giants with his manager. And
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
TECH IN GRAND SHAPE
FOR GAME WITH TIGERS

The Yellow Jackets came out of the
Auburn game In better shape than was
expected.
Barring some minor injuries of no
consequence, every man Is ready for
the Sewanee Tigers next Saturday.
Techs showing against Auburn Sat
urday Is evidence that Sewanee has a
fierce battle on her hands.
superior weight may probably tell the
eale again, and give the decision to
Sewanee.
Captain Leuhrman will be able to get
pack into the game again Saturday.
Gope's men will have to travel their
pest to win. Tech has the most diver
slned attack any team has shown here
this season. Auburn found it trouble
some, So will Sewanee.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
WAYCR0SS BUILDS PARK
AND HOPES FOR LEAGUE

WAYCROSS, GA, Nov. 6.-The site
for the league ball grounds here has
been cleared and work will start next
week on a modern grandstand and
bleachers. The seating capacity will be
between two and three thousand The
street car company has so constructed
its line as to be in shape to handle big
crowds.
OF course, just now Waycross is not
in any league nor is there any imme-
date prospect that there will be one,
but Waycross is playing it safe by
building the park now and hoping that
the league will come later.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
twenty-five Greatest Southern League Players
No. Erred Clarke Better Performer Than Cobb

and not of his deeds when he grad
uated into faster company.
Clarke will always live in South
ern league history as having played
an entire season with the Mont
gomery club without making an
error
He played an entire yea and
when the statistics were tabulated
it showed Clarke with 1000 oppo-
site his name in the fielding table.
| remember distinctly that there
were criticisms over the circuit
that year that Clarke could not
have kept that average and taken
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
FEB MILAN GETS MEDAL
FOR STEALING SO BASES

WASHINGTON, Nov. 5.-Befpre
Clyde Milan got away from Washing
ton for his winter home in Tonnes
see Clark Griffith pinned a medal on
the little outfielder. 1t bore the in
scription: ITO the greatest base stealer
In the world. from his manager"
Milan set a new American league rec
ord this season by differing SO sacks.
In addition, he made 1873 hits, totaling
23O bases He did not miss a single
game Of the 1874 contests the Nationals
played. Little Zeb earned his medal.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
FIRST GOLF TOURNEY
PLAYED ON NEW LINKS

Ralph Reid, with score Of 46 for 9
holes, won the first golf tournament
ever played over the Brookhaven
course. P. w. Hammond was second,
with 4s. and John Aldredge, third, with
So.
Other scores were: g. S. Ogs, SO;
P. LEngle 81; B. Camp. 81 E. D. Rich
ardson, 60; E. H Moore. 81; C. T.
Glover, ga; T. r. Gentry. 66; n. A.
Camp, So; A. c. Beal, SO; f. r, Ora
ham, Sc.
The course is improving wonderful
ly, due to the work of the club profess
sional, J. Mckenzie.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
UMPIRE BILL BRENNAN
IS NOW IN VAUDEVILLE

ST. PAUL, MINI. Nov. 5.--Not will
ing to step aside and let Muggsy Me-
Graw, RUDE Marquard Hughey Jen-
nings or any other baseball celebrities
have all the limelight, Big Bill Bren-
nan, National league umpire, opened
his tour here, and will tread the boards
all winter He, like most OF the 9TH
ers, is a monologist, tells about famous
players and explains in lectures the
films of the recent worlds series.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
GEERS OFFERED PICK
OF MCKENZIE STRING

MEMPHIS, TENN, Nov. Ed
Geers. the Tennesseean who ranks with
the oldest of race drivers and the best,
has been offered the pick of r. J. Nc
Kenzie's string to race next season.
1t Is not likely that the G. o. NJ. of
the light harness game will accept the
offer of the Manitoba magnate Mr.
Mckenzie owns a track in California
and winters his horses there. Geers
has wintered for years at Memphis, and
is a trifle old to change his habits now
Arthur Devlin may manage the Oak
land club in the Pacific Coast Lea que,
next season. If manager Stallings con-
sents to let him go to the Braves will get
Carl Mite, Oakland's star backstop, in
exchange.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
VOL VERNE SUPPORTERS
SAY Y0ST NEEDS HELP

ANN ARBOR, MICH. Nov. 5.-Mich-
igan may emphasize the graduate coach
system to aid Coach Yost as the result
Of widespread feeling that the vet
eran football director has too big
contract on his hands. He is some
times alone among 200 players on the
football field and patriotic Wolverines
believe that he fails to uncover much
promising material.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
DUNDEE AND C0NLEY TO
FIGHT ON COAST NOV. 10

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 5.-Johnny
Dundee, the crack New York feather
weight, is to be given a coast trial
Articles of agreement have been signed
calling for a scheduled 20round con-
test between Dundee and tough little
frankie COnley.
The boys are to box on the night of
November 10 in the Vernon arena OF
the Pacific Athletic club. The boys will
make 122 pounds at noon.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
BOXING TO BE REVIVED
AT HOT SPRINGS, ARK.

HOT SPRINGS, ARK, Nov. s.
Boxing is to be revived here. Leon
Gilkey, fight promoter, has been nego-
tiating for some time with Manager
Nate Lewis, In Chicago, and late this
month contest between George
Knockout Brown and some f1rst-class
middlewelght will be staged.
Gilkey plans to stage a number OF
bouts between featherweight, light
weight and middleweight scrappers.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05

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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
POISON
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CURED TO STAY CURED.

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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05
ATHIETIcs WIN. a TO 0.

HAVANA. Nov. 5.-The Philadelphia
team of the American league won its
hrts game Of the series from the Ha-
vana nine Yesterday to 0
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1912-11-05

w THETHER you want
w a SOC cap, a $500
cloth hat, a $500
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with the soft, rich velvety
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Come by for a probationary
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