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The daily sentinel., 1912-01-17
Alma, Where DO You Live?"

Alma, Where Do You Live" a
new comedy drama, will appear at
the Park opera house on January %.
This is one of the seasons hits and
promises to attract large audience
The daily sentinel., 1912-01-17

Furniture repaired. stored OF
paced. Phone Randolph GS:s.
The daily sentinel., 1912-01-17

All Sewing Machines repaired
Phone Randolph 6S3.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
SUSPENDED Animation.

As we descend in the scale of animal
life we find that what kills the higher
animals does not injure the lower Cut
polyp in two and you have two liv
ing polyps instead of one dead polyp.
Break of a Holsters claw and another
will grow. You may. it has been said.
freeze fly. but you cannot freeze 1t to
death. There are infusoria called
wheel animalcules." These rotifers
have many curious qualities. among
which Is that of suspending animation
for an indefinite period without ceasing
to live. Colonies of rotifers may be
desiccated and rendered apparently
lifeless. and in this condition they may
be kept for months and years and pos
sibly centuries. A single drop of wa.
ter will restore them to life. and the
wheel bearers will instantly resume
their functional activity precisely at
the point where 1t was broken off,
Harpers
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
They Sink 0aelsNvaed.

"Hippopotamuses are tho only water
animals that sink back ward when 20
ing under the surface Of the water"
said keeper in the Central park men.
agerfe to a group Of visitors In front
Of the animals tank
Aquatic animals. as q rule. dive
into the water head first and make
more or less splashing. But the hippo
goes down so quietly that II a hunter
were standing near the edge Of an
African pool the big river horse would
disappear without attracting attention.
They keep up the custom in captivity.
where there is no necessity of guard
ing against enemies. AS they 60 down
they throw up their noses and Gil
their lungs. ] have timed this speci-
men and found that she can stay I'M
der water for Eve minutes. She then
comes up with a snort and takes a
fresh supply Of air. Perhaps she
could stay down longer If she was
trying to avoid danger."-New York
Sun.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

Red Taps and Q Murderer.
This Il q tale Of a self confessed muir
derer who wished to be arrested. a.
related by a writer In lie Matin. Paris.
Some time ago man named Berges
was stabbed to death ut Algiers. Three
men were arrested on suspicion. but
as they proved their innocence they
were released and the matter was
shelved. A few days afterward man
called at the Office Of the local police
commissary and said to that Official:
My name is Marius Yvorra. killed
Berges. and this is how did It."
The commissary listened to the
mans confession and said:
You had better see my secretary.
The secretary also listened to the
mans confession and after little re-
Election said:
"Now, look here. my good man: this
Is not the way to get arrested. You
must write US a letter confirming the
oral statement made to US. Then we
shall be able to attend to you. Now.
get along"
The man left the Office. and perhaps
beca use he was not a good writer he
has not been seen since In Algiers.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

An old Yale man. giving his reminis-
cences of President Noah Porter. re-
called a talk the kindly gentleman
gave to his freshman class. Young
gentlemen" said the president. the
air of New Haven is especially heavy
and damp at night. owing to the prox-
unity Of the city to the sea. and wish
to advise you always to keep your win
dows closed at night: otherwise your
health will be likely to suffer" That
was the advice of the president Of the
institution. 1t is significant Of the ex-
tent to which ideas change with the
years. Now everybody is for out Of
doors air. and the person who followed
the advice of President Porter would
be condemned out of hand; and yet. If
we are not mistaken. that gentleman
managed to live out his threescore
years and ten and do them about
eleven better. He was born in 1911
and died In 1892 He believed in closed
windows.-Hartford Courant.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
w Tine Eana's Good Cheer.


Among the most intimate Of the CHI
nese friends of the late Sir Robert Hart
was a high official. WI Ting Fang.
who prided himself on his alert man
DER, which made him appear much
younger than he was. and boosted that
he intended to live 200 years. He once
explained how this feat was to be &C.
complished. 1.-THE first thing. natu-
rally, is diet" said he. THE man who
would cheat Time should live on nuts
like the squirrels. Under no condition
should he touch salt, and he should
begin and end each meal with tea
spoonful of olive oil. have hung
scrolls in my bedroom" WI Ting went
on to explain with these sentences
written upon them In English and Chi
nese. 4 am young. am healthy. am
cheerful immediately enter the
room my eye falls upon these precepts-
l say to myself. why. of course l am.
and therefore | amr-London Chron-
icle. -g
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Bank Checks In Austria.

Banks Of Austria are exempt from
liability for payment Of checks and
bills Of exchange to parties who may
have acquired unla wful possession Of
the same and forged the Endorsements
thereon. The banks are not compelled
to identify the bearer. and instances
occur Of such commercial papers being
stolen and cashed with forged indorse.
ment. leaving the owner without re-
dress. A check or bill of exchange.
therefore. though payable to order and
not Endorsed is dangerous form for
the remittance Of money. Liability
for pa yment on forged Endorsement ia
incurred by a bank only when It is pre-
sumed to have knowledge Of the
payee's signature. as In the case of
well known clients
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
One View Of the "TerribIe Turk.

One View OF the II errIbIo TURK.
Speaking of the Turk. an English
resident in Turkey writes: The man
like best is the pure. uncontaminated
Turk who has never seen Europe. He
is wonderfully hospitable. amazingly
kind. essentially man of peace and
fervent religionist He is a Moslem.
has been reared in sMoslemism and be-
ieves in his religion. He is honest
and straightforward in his business
dealings. and his word is his bond.
do not suggest that every Turk pos
sesses all these qualities which l have
attributed to the race. nor am paint
ing him in too rosy a color. | have
made many voyages into the interior
Of Macedonia and Asia Minor: have
entered Turkish villages high up on
the snow. stockaded against the bears.
where the inhabitants bad never seen
European before. and my trust in the
kindness and hospitality of these men
has never failed me"-London Grape
In
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Miscellaneous
RESOLUTIONS OF COINCIDENCE

Whereas, 1t has pleased the Su-
preme Ruler of the Universe to take
unto himself our beloved sister, Mary
Peckenpaugh, therefore, be it
Resolved, That the heartfelt SYM
pathy of each and all the members
of the Christian Church, be extended
to the husband, children and grand
children who are left to mourn her
loss; be it further
Resolved, That in extending to
those who were near and dear to
her our sympathy, we also enjoy
with them the fond hope that we
may be united again in that church
on high, where death never enters
and where all is love and happiness.
Resolve, That a copy be sent to
the bereaved family, and one to the
local papers.
Fond hearts are aching for the
one gone
And though in submission we
bow to His will,
We love thee, cling to thee, long
: for thee STILL"
MRS. LILLE ELLIS,
Mrs. G.. W. SANDERS,
Mrs. p. C.. Book,
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Whistler Was q Dandy.

If taking infinite pains with his ap-
pearance means dandyism. then Whis-
tier was a dandy. The very word
pleased him. and he used it often. In
American fashion. to express perfec-
ton or charm or beauty. Never was
any man more particular about his per-
son and his dress. He was as careful
Of his hair as woman. though there
was no need of the curling tongs with
which he has been reproached: the diff
fculty was to restrain his curls and
keep them in order The white lock
gave just the right touch. However
fashion changed. he always wore the
mustache and little imperial which
other West Point men of his genera
ton retained through life. Even his
thick. bushy eyebrows were trained.
and they added to the humorous or
sardonic expression of the deep blue
eyes from which many shrank.-Pen-
nell's Life of Whistler"
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Ions Are Very Small.

The smallest piece of matter ia called
the ion 1t IL so small that person
could not imagine that anything could
be smaller 1t is so small that its iden-
dty is lost In its effect 1t ia the point
where solid matter resolves itself into
a form of electricity. Now. think how
small that Is from this experiment.: Ii
the ions In q toy balloon. full of gas.
were counted out at the rate of hun
dred per minute 1t would take 100.
100000 persons 100000 years to count
them. The fact that the human intel
lect can discover this fact is quite as
startling as the fact itself. This seems
to be getting on the edge Of material
creation. and II the ion could be fur
ther divided we would have to get over
into the spirit world to do it. for there
possibly its last analysis only can be
reached.-Ohio State Journal.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Welsh Bulls.

Ireland's position as the country in
which bulls blossom best is being
seriously challenged 1t was Welsh
member of parliament who crushingly
remarked to an opposition member:
THE honorable member has attempt
ed to throw a bombshell at the gov
eminent. but in the hands of the
chancellor of the exchequer it was
turned into a cooked hat long before
it was thrown"
1t was also a Welsh member. though
not the same one. who. speaking
against a proposal to fortify London.
began earnestly with: Our navy is
our only defense. II our navy tenn
porarily left the seas And then he
had to stop Delighted members. with
visions of battleships swooping over
green fields or climbing over house
tops. were In a roar. and it was some
minutes before business could pro
ceed.-London Answers.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Two Evils.

There are two things in life that
sage must preserve at every sacrifice
the coats of his stomach and the enam-
el Of his teeth. Some evils admit of
there are no comforters
for dyspepsia and the toothache.-Bui:
wer-Lytton.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Qxac tho Phone.

HE hasn't slept all night. doctor"
said Mrs. Blinks over the phone. de-
scribing her husbands symptoms. land
this morning he complains Of aches in
his bones and general headachy feel
ing. Is there anything can do?''
Just then the wires crossed with the
phone connection Of the dog fancier.
"Surer came the response. Bring
him In this afternoon and I'll cut his
ears for ou"-Pittsburgh Press.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Real Estate Enterprises.

here is one way a piece Of land may
be made profitable:
Find clay hole and make bricks out
Of the clay
Cut the ice in the hole in the winter
II you can get away with it,
Get money from the city to fill the
hole as dumping ground
Put top soil over all and sell the
lot for manufacturing site.-Chicago
Post.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR SALE-12.1 acres, Kennewick
Highlands. 300 apple, 800 peach, 300
pear, 1876 cherries, 5000 strawberries,
1900 grapes; $3.50 per acre. Will
Weld / M boxes peaches, 100 crates
berries, 500 or more baskets grapes
in 1912. J. w. Lavigne, 614-13th
Ave. So, No. Yakima, Wn. 5O4tf
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR SALE-A fine clarinet for Sis.
Has fifteen keys and four rings, listed
at $40. An easy playing, true toned
Bflat instrument, in band pitch. Cal
at the Courier Office. tt
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

TO TRADE-P Property on Jackson St.,
Seattle, value $1,000, for unimproved
land which can be irrigated from
ditch, wells or river, will assume up
to $4,000. Trading junk not wanted.
A. Brown. Box 1872, Richland, Wash.
O9p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE, for
chickens or bees one Edison Phona-
graph, large size. Thirty records.
Practically new. Address W. l.. Alb
ner, R. F. D. l, Kennewick, Wn:
S-12p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
More Like It.

do you wish to cali your husband
up on the phoner'
mo, ! don't want to call him
down. Exchange
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

COMFORT YOURSELF with good
supply of good coal for the cold
weather, See our samples. Get our
prices and a souvenir. Kennewlck
Transfer Co. Sot1
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR SALE-Three incubators. have
been used one season. Inquire l. A.
Boynton, Washington ST., planelng
mill 89pd
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR SALE-Fine 20 acres of land IN
Sec. 10 a snap for cash, must be sold.
Address Mrs. H. J. Hawser, Jerry,
Wash 09-17p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR SALE-1O acres in Sec. Il under
MP. canal. Interest $40 per acre
yearly; price $1,000; 500 down, bal
ance on your own terms. Best bar
gain in Benton Co. D. b. Young
Everett, Wn., 3430 Rucker. O9-12p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
Mean 1hino.

Maybelle-See the beautiful engage
ment ring Jack gave me last night.
Estelle-Gracious. Has that just got
around to !-Toledo Blade.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
The 0rone.

Son-What kind Of Il man Is drone,
papa? Father One who stands in q
evolving door and waits for some one
else to push it around so he can get in.
my son.-Judge.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR SALE-Three lots in Welsel ad-
dition, at bargain. Must be sold at
once. Call or phone A. Nevlow. O3tf
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
For Sale

GET A SPIRELLA corset and look
stylish Measured and fitted by MRS
E. Seller, Corsetire. w
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

WANTED-work on a ranch. Under
stand irrigation. Write to Earle
Carpenter, R. F. D.. 2. 7-9.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
CEN1-A-WORD COLUMN

n ADVERTISEMENTS under this head
"A One Cen, Word. per insertion. payable
invariably in advance. qAdverisements un-
DE-, the head Of Situations Wanted will be
inered free Of charge qMinimum charge
for any advertisement. IS cents.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

PRIVATE BOARD and nicely furnished
rooms with bath and heat, at Mrs.
Bignell's. Phone 844. 6tf.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

Deliberate with caution. but act with
decision: yield with graciousoess or
oppose with firmness.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

Despair alone makes guilty men be
b0ld.-Coieridge
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR RENT Large bedroom, nicely
furnished. Inquire at Courier Office.
SOFT
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19

FOR RENT-Five room m 0 d e I'm
house in Beach second addition. Reas-
enable rent. C. C.. Harlan, Finley. OPP
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1912-01-19
For Rent

SEVEN ROOM modern house on East
Third street. J. J. Reed. 5O5tf,
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Wanted

WANTED-By young married couple a
position on a ranch. Address M. c.
Glodowski, Kennewick, Wash. 09-1O
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01
Liner Frankfurt Tried to Reach Sink
ing Vessel.

Bremerhaven, Germany.-Another
sad too late" was spoken when the
liner Frankfurt reached here with
a story of a vain race toward the
sinking Titanic off Newfoundland
banks.
Captain Hattorf, of the Frankfurt,
denied that he had failed to make
an effort to aid the sinking bessel. He
said the Frankfurt was 14O miles
from the Titanic when he received
the wireless call for help.
1--WE started Immediately for the
scene" he said, land arrived there
about 10 o'clock Monday morning.
We saw the iceberg with which the
Titanic collided, a huge bulk about
100 feet above the water and about
1000 feet long. We photographed
the berg and after cruising about
searching vainly for survivors for
several hours, we resumed our
course
Officers on the Frankfurt declared
that as the Titanic must have passed
through huge fields of ice before she
struck the berg she should have been
warned, and should have proceeded
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01
ZENO MAKES ASTONISHING
ECZEMA CURES.
1--WE Prove IT,


Every day ZEMO gives relief and
cures men, women and children in
every city and town in America whose
skins are on fire with torturing
ECZEMA rashes and other itching,
burning, scaly, and crusted skin and
scalp humors.
ZEMO and ZEMO (ANTISEPTIC)
SOAP, two refined preparations will
give you such quick relief that you
will feel like new person.
We give you three reasons why we
recommend and endorse ZEMO and
ZEMO SOAP for all skin and scalp
eruptions.
1st. They are clean, scientific prep
arations that give universal satisfac-
tion and are pleasant and agreeable
to use at all times.
End. They are not experiments,
but are proven cures for every form
of skin or scalp affections whether
on infants or grown persons.
3rd. They work on a new princi-
pie. They do not glaze over the sur
face, but they penetrate to the seat of
the trouble and draw the germ life
from underneath the skin and destroy
it. In this way a complete cure is
effected in any case of SKIN OR
SCALP ERUPTION.
Endorsed and sold in Honesdale
by the A. M. Leine Drug Store.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01

Henry Hineline, aged II years,
died at his home on Central avenue,
East Bangor, on Sunday evening of
congestion of the brain. He is sur
vived by his wife and the following
brothers and sisters: Amzi Hineline,
of Bushkill; jeremiah Hineline, of
Scranton; Hiram Hineline, of
Stroudsburg; James and Nathan, of
Hamlin, Wayne county, and Mrs.
Philip Ladlee of Bushkill. Services
were held on Tuesday evening at 7
o'clock at his home at East Ban
gor, conducted by Rev. w. H. AS
pril, pastor of the M. E. church of
that place, and on Wednesday morn
ing the body was taken to Sand Hill
church, Monroe county, where SER
vices were conducted by Rev. D. L..
Mccartney, of Stroudsburg, former
pastor of East Bangor. Interment
in the Sand Hill emetery-Sullivan
County Republican.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01

The first few consecutive days of
warm spring weather will soon be
here. With them will appear the
house flies that have survived the
winter. Then is the time to begin
systematic warfare on them. Flies
breed in decaying refuse. The long
snowbound winter has preserved the
castoff organic matter that has been
left in back yards, alleys and other
little used places during a period of
five months. With the going of the
snow and ice it is left exposed to the
sun for decomposition. This in itself
is a menace to health. But, more
dangerous still, it produces the ad-
vance guard of the myriad army of
flies that spread disease during the
warm months. The back yards, al
leys and vacant lots should be clean
ed up promptly. The effort put
forth to do this will be very small
compared with the discomfort and
sickness it will avert. And don't for
get to swat the fly from the start.
One fly killed in early spring is
equivalent to a million killed in
August.-Cleveland Leader.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01
IN THE EARLY DAYS.

Advertising
the which printed The
old
them the little where lemons
was
large general lemons
times the And
the
spending $5OO0O
big silver
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01
It's So Easy to End Catarrh

Go to G.. w. Peils and say I want
a HYOMEI outfit-take it home
open the box-pour a few drops of
HYOMEI from the bottle into the lit
tie hard rubber inhaler-breathe it
for five minutes and note the refresh
ing relief-breathe it four or five
times day for a few days and ca
tarrh and all its disgusting symp-
toms will gradually disappear.
HYOMEI contains no opium, CO.,
caine or other harmful drug and Is
sold on money back plan for catarrh,
asthma, Group, colds, coughs and ca
tarrhal deafness. Complete outfit
$1.00-extra bottles If needed so
cents at G. w. Peil's, the druggist,
and druggists everywhere. Simple
instructions for use in every package
you cant fail to Danish catarrh IL
you follow instructions.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01
BETHANY.
Especial to The Citlzen)

bethany, April 80.
Miss Ella Gammell spent Sunday
in Scranton with Miss Eva Harmes.
DR.. II. G. Many is preparing to
move his family on the Goodrich
place very soon.
Mrs. Ezra Gleason, of Pleasant
Valley, was calling on her friends
here Saturday.
Send six cents to The Citizen.
Honesdale, Pa, and receive the first
thirty lessons of the spelling con-
test words. The booklet contains
twelve pages. 1t receives the
hearty endorsement of Superintend-
ent J. j. Koehler.
Judson NOBLE came home Satur-
day to spend Sunday with his wife,
who is making a rapid recovery from
her recent operation.
Rev. John c. Pritchard, of the
Presbyterian church, preached a fine
sermon Sunday morning, preaching
in Waymart in the afternoon and
Prompton in the evening.
There was a wedding at the
manse Friday afternoon, the con-
tracing parties being from Tanners
Falls.
Measles are prevalent. Dorthea
Smith, Robert Paynter and others
are down with them
Fred Hauser spent Sunday in
Scranton.
Eloise Webb is recovering from
the measles.
BY the explosion of the incubator
lamp Russell Gammell met with the
loss of forty chicks and the brooder,
recently.
The school will close in May.
Mr.. Reese Davis, OF Carbondale,
spent the weekend at Woodside.
Amos Ward and daughter Alice,
spent Sunday at Orson.
Send six cents to The Citizen,
Honesdale, Pa, and receive the first
| thirty lessons of the spelling con-
test words. The booklet contains
| twelve pages. 1t receives the
hearty endorsement of Superintend-
ent J. J. koehler.
The citizen. (Honesdale, Pa.) 1908-1914, 1912-05-01
Teddy and the BOSSES.

The following letter sent to the
editor of the Philadelphia Record is
what a Honesdale citizen thinks of
Teddy.
Editor OF The Record:
| would like to ask you if you
have knowledge of any instance
where Roosevelt, when President, as
sisted the progressives in the Re-
publican party? In this State, when
they were making a fight against the
Republican Machine officered by
Quay and Penrose, John Wanamaker
and Rudolph Blankenburg went
about the State making speeches
against boss rule in Pennsylvania
while Roosevelt was President AS
far as l have any knowledge, every
person appointed to Federal office
during his administration was a fol-
lower of the bosses. Now, if you
know of a single instance where a
progressive reformer in sympathy
with Wanamaker, Blankenburg and
others was appointed to any office
during the seven and one-half years
that the man with a big stick domi-
mated his party | would like to know
who it was.
Roosevelt is going around the
country exciting the common people
with the cry Down the bosses! "
This is popular, but why did he not
down the bosses when he had a
chance? If he worked with the
bosses for seven years, would he not
work with them four years more if
elected again?
r. NJ. STOCKER.
Honesdale, Pa, April %, 1912.