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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20
oocIAL EVENTS FOR THE WEEP

SOCIAL EVENTS FOR THE WEEK.
Monday-A dance will be given in
the pavilion at Jackson Park by Mr..
Dale Shreeve and Mr.. Xenephon King.
Piano and drums will furnish the
dance music.
Tuesday-Miss Florence MCGUIRE
has postponed the meeting of the Tues
day bridge club until later in the
week
The Woman's Aid society of the
West Richmond Friends church will
meet in the afternoon.
Mrs. Will Torbeck will entertain in
formally in honor of Miss Bauer of
Evansville, Indiana. and Mrs. Mayer of
Louisville, Kentucky.
Wednesday-The Tuesday Bridge
club will meet with Miss Florence Nc
CURE.
Thursday-A morning party will be
held at the Country Club at nine thirty
o'clock. The hostess will be announc-
ed later.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20

members of the Phi Delta Kappa fra
ternity Wednesday evening.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20
PARTY POSTPONED.

The meeting of the Tuesday Bridge
club will be held Wednesday afternoon
OF this week with Miss Florence Nc
CURE at her home in East Main street,
instead Of Tuesday afternoon as is the
usual custom
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20
Dead Easy

Dead Easy.
Rivers-In go you a dollar you can't
think of rime right OF for Huron. :"
Brooks-You're on.-Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20
HAS RETURNED.

Mr. John Stranahan has returned
from an extended trip through the
West He visited relatives at Wichita,
Kansas. Dunlop, Kansas, and Kansas
City, Missouri
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20
FEW EVENTS.

Only few large social functions
have featured the week just coming
to close Several smaller parties in
Guiding picnics and club meetings
have been held during the week and
all of these events were most enjoya-
BILE. Thursday morning the women
members of the Country club enjoyed
a party arranged for by the members
of the July social committee. Miss
Edith Nicholson acted as hostess.
There was only one engagement and
that was published first in another
city, the announcement being
that Of Mr.. Merl Gem,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. c. w.
Gem Of South Tenth street and Miss
Carrie Byars of Muncie. Indiana. The
wedding will be celebrated this month.
No large dancing parties were given.
Thursday afternoon open House"
was observed by Miss Esther Coate at
Ter home in South Twelfth street,
when she took this means of enter
tanning in honor of a number of visit
ing guests. The affair began at four
o'clock Many persons are leaving the
city and are forgetting all about social
events for time so, no doubt social
functions will be scarce until early
fall when activities will be renewed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20

For Sale-New Trayssr Plano Pisy'
err, mahogany finish Phone zoos. IL
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-07-20
Stomach Trouble.

band feels badly or either of us catch
cold, we at once take Peruna''
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23

three pies, rolled out the crusts and
filed a pan. using cooked fresh
peaches for q filing. ! put 1t on to
cook. In fits naked majesty. noting the
time accurately. It took ten min
utes to roll crusts, MI. and put In q
creased bag the second pie. The
oven was 80 hot by that time that I
Stacked the heat a minute after put
ting in pie number two. After twenty
minutes-thirty minutes from putting
In the first pie-I looked In the oven.
The naked pie was cooking creditably
enough, yet was pa1e-facet, and the
crust still dentable to the touch. Fur
Their, there were bubbles Of syrup
along sundry spaces of the edge.
| turned on a little more heat and
left the two pies to cook fifteen min
utes longer The naked one was then
a pale, delicate brown on top. with
rather a hard undercrust The bag
was brown all over and so crisp the
corners crumbled at the touch. But
from It came pie beautiful to be-
hcld-light, not pale brown, crisp and
faky as to crust, ready to leave the
pan at the first tilt, for e plate.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
GETS THE GOOD OUT OF FOOD.

Eating serves a double purpose
the giving of pleasure. the keeping
up of strength. ul-cooked food re-
duces both to a minimum--hence the
proverb: God sends meat and the
devil sends cooks" Possibly his
satanic majesty now and again mods.
1t must have been in such somno-
lent interval that he let NJ Soyer's
system of paper bag cooking get by
him. For unquestionably it is in the
way of reducing ill-cooking at least
one-half. Thereby 1t will help to feed
fat all the nations of the earth. y
The use Of cooking is to change
the nature of food substances, max
ing them at once better tasting and
more digestible. Heat works by de-
veloping fiavors and Transforming sub
stances. Its most important Office is.
however, to break down fiber, animal
and vegetable. to such degree as to
render it easily digestible. If It is
to do this 1t must be properly applied
That is to say. gently. regularly.
Pigeon Roast.-Take squab, .
squab-chicken as small as possible,
or a quail. dress It whols. stuff light
ly with toasted bread crumbs, adding
raisin or two. or shreds of tart
apple. Season very lightly inside be-
fore stufing. Rub q little more salt
outside. but only little. Rub also
with soft butter, not melted. and
dredge very lightly with -four. Then
wrap in bacon. sliced as thin as pos
sible. and put into buttered bag
with half teaspoonful Of water. Seal
and cook In hot oven twenty to
thirty minutes. depending on the size.
Shredded Wheat and Tomatoes
Pour upon each shredded wheat bis
cult required teaspoonful of melted
butter. Lay the buttered biscuit in
a well-buttered bag and pile upon
them thick slices OF peeled toma-
toes, well seasoned with suga. salt.
black and red pepper. Seal and cook
for ten minutes. Serve on hot plates.
A pleasing variant for children Is to
use instead of tomatoes. bananas
peeled. cut Il cubes, covered with
sugar and lemon juice, and cooked
for eight minutes. This can be served
with cream.
Copyright, 1911. by the Associated
Literary Press.)
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23

on. 1t took her somewhat longer TO
tell Albert what she thought OF him
about three hours.
A year elapsed. The next chapter
discloses divorce court Enter Roma
with lawyers; enter Albert with ditto.
Roma on the witness stand tells ALL
Decree granted" says the court, mo
alir1ony asked, none allowed" Exit
all Slow music. Nobody happy.
Roma Schaffer, one year older and
correspondence improved in personal
pulchritude, came downtown one
afternoon to do some shopping.
Among other things, she wanted a
small piece OF jewelry, and by the
sheerest accident, strolling along
Michigan boulevard, she saw the
very thing in the window Of a neat
little jewelry store. She went into
this store. A young man at the far
end Of the room came around the
glass cases to wait on her. Their
eyes met
AL" said Roma at last, Il think
we're both couple Of (snih, sniff)
fools. / think we were right in the
first place. / think We ought to have
(boo hoo) stayed married. Don't you
think we'd ought to have stayed tboo
hoo) married, All"
You bet | do" retorted Al. "And
what we are going to do right now is
get married again. And 1t isn't all
fourfiush with me this time, either. 1
own this place"
AL" said Roma, after certain pre-
liminaries. Il came here to get piece
Of jewelry."
Sure" replied AL I'D forgotten.
but think ! know exactly what you
want. How would this handsome soil.
taire do? And remember, we guaran-
tee all our goods"
Albert and Roma we're remarked
the next day In Milwaukee.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
sAvoRIgs FOR SUPPER.

Fish Roe Ia soyer.--Place half
the roe on top OF piece Of buttered
toast. put peeled mushroom on top,
add salt and pepper to taste. and a
little piece Of butter. Place the other
half of the roe on top OF the mush-
room, add little cayenne pepper,
pinch Of grated cheese (Parrnesan,
or any other kind). few bread
crumbs and another piece Of butter
Place in buttered bag. seal up and
place on broiler. Allow ten minutes
In a hot oven.
Savory Of Lobster.-Cut q small
lobster from head to tail. Cut the
flesh into small dice. Put in small
stewpan with one tablespoonful Of
white sance. one tablespoonful of
cream; add salt and cayenne or other
pepper to taste. and one teaspoonfuI
Of grated Parmesan. Mix up we'll
and place In the cavity OF the shells.
Put little grated Parmesan on top,
and little bread crumb and butter.
Put in paper bag. Place OF broiler.
Allow ten minutes In hot oven.
Copyright 1911. by Sturgis & Wal
ton Company
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
BOYS SENTENCED TO sPANKs
Lynn (mass.) Judge Appoints Parents
to Administer Punishment for
Pulling Fire Alarm.

Lynn, Mass.--As q present from
Judge Lummus. IN return for ringing
in false alarm OF, IRE several weeks
ago, George Wyatt. eleven years old,
and Lewis Tombeno. twelve years old,
are going to receive sound spanking.
The boys appeared before the Judge
at special session Of the juvenile
court and admitted they were respon-
sible for the alarm. They promised 70
be good for the rest Of their lives.
When the Judge inquired Of the
parents OF the boys II they would
agree to give each deserved spank
ing. he received assurances that his
suggestion would be carried out.
Then he announced that when a re-
port of the carrying out OF the SEN
tence was made to him he would for.
mally close the cases
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
Policeman Tells Of Romance
When He Fled From Germany.
Soldier Unable to Wed, but With Aid
Of Friends and Kin He Eiuded
Authorities and Came to Amer
lea With Finance.

-Chicago.-"When man Will risk
his honor and his life tor love he can
be pretty sure it's the real article,
said Lieut. Max Heidelmeier. COM
manding officer of the Hudson avenue
police station. and for 3S years mem
Der Of the department. to group OF
friends in his office the other day.
What did you ever risk for love.
lieutenant" asked an amused listener.
Il left the German army on April
~, 1867, so that could marry the
girl loved" was the policeman's re-
ply.
WHAT" cried one man who had
known the lieutenant for rs years.
you deserter? Neverl"
Il quit ell right. but you would bet
ter wait and hear the circumstances
before you Judge me-" answered Held
elmeier.
u am a native of Bruckenau, Ba-
varia. where my father owned large
hardware store" began the police off,
ciai Il fought in the war of 1866. be-
tween the north and south German
states. and was home on a furlough
when | fell in love with Sabina- Sa-
bina was my first wife
Il told Sabina that loved her and
begged her to marry me. There was
only one way in which we could be-
eRs1e man and wife at that time. and
= was to come to America She
agreed and then ! told my father He
demonstrated with me at first. but
finally gave in. and made arrange
ments for Sabina and me to fee to the
United States Ferdinand Wort. the
steamship agent at our town. was ia
theirs friend. and through him 1t was
arranged to have me and my sweet.
heart meet at the city OF Koeln. and
then sail to this country by the way
OF Antwerp. Belgium
The night that Sabina arrived and
emigrant train left for Antwerp. and
became peevish and asked why we
hadn't been sent on.
1.-The emigrant trains are being
watched closely. and you would surely
be captured were to let you go to
night answered the agent You
needn't fear. however. for you win be
across the border before those who
leave tonight
This is the most dangerous part
of your journey. warned the agent as
he bid US goodby at the train. You
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
Carlisle (Pa.) Loses TaIlsman Sacred
ly Preserved in Local Physi-
clans Office.

Carlisle, Pa.--Ancient and historic
Carlisle. the repository Of treasured
relics of bygone days, has suffered
some time within the last six months
the loss of a memento II its former
greatness that is literally beyond val
uation. Efforts to hush up the loss OF
what has been a venerated talisman
JAILED of their purpose today when ii
became known that the bottle. contain
ing the real appendix Of Chief Albert
Bender. pitcher for the Philadelphia
Athletics. has been lost from the Office
of DR.. Americas R Allen. where II had
reposed enshrined in sanctity for
nearly a decade
There can be no doubt that the
Chiefs appendix Is gone. although Or
Allen replied anonymously 70 inquiries.
Though the relic was second only in
local interest to the Old town pump
which was rooted out Of existence for
purely sanitary reasons. Il may be
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
Watch Toes of Witnesses

they are composing poetry. It comes
over them and they cannot help It"
So ] came to lay down my quill. CIV
Ing myself over to the pleasure Of
listening and watching the poets toes.
When be slips his cable and pushes
on from the wharf OF fact, to sail forth
into enchanted waters. his toes. hith-
erto Quiescent. begin to work.
They knot themselves, wave In 1T.
tie circles In the air. cramp together,
spread out again. and suddenly shut
like fan The poet witness rules his
face. uttering his wild inventions with
sad and downcast visage, as who tes-
tiles unwillingly. but truth must out;
he controls his eyes. In no fine frenzy
rolling; he governs his hands. But
he never thinks Of his toes. Where
fore the assistant magistrate iooketh
pensiveiy downward and eheweth the
feather Of his quill pen. He is watch
ing the rhythmic movement az the
toes, responding TO the strain ON the
sublinimal mind.-Chs ston IN
Atlantic Monthly. -
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
WOOES AND WEEDS
SAME GIRL TWICE
First Honeymoon Stopped by Dr.
vorce When He Admits Claim
to Wealth False.
SHE POPS QUESTION
A True Love Story That Ought to
Convince Novel Readers There IL
Always Something New Under
the Sun, In Love Affairs

Chicago.-Jaded novel readers who
are convinced there is nothing new un-
der the sun In love stories. who be-
lieve, in fact, that romance has done
nothing in the world in the last $50
years but run round and round in
the same old circle. ought to make a
call at 1884 Indiana avenue and shake
the hands OF Mr.. and Mrs. Albert
Schaffer.
The Schaffers are the authors, also
the actors, OF this love story. Their
romance is new and up to date.
The first chapter discloses Roma
Parker, seventeen and pretty. clerk
ing" in a Chicago department store.
This was two years ago. Enter Al
bert Schaffer, few years older. good
looking, well dressed, earning $40 a
week, and convinced he could con-
>luer the world
Albert looked at Roma and decided
on the spot that she should be his.
Roma observed Albert and concluded
he was her ideal" Result: Invita-
ton to dinner from Albert to Roma.
Under the stimulus of good din
ner Albert told Roma many things,
all Pigments of fancy. He said he
was an orphan, sole heir to $4,000,
and a member of two or three "ex-
elusive clubs" Roma was impressed.
he proposed. Roma accepted-end OF
chapter one.
The marriage was performed in De-
troit.
After the marriage ceremony Schaf-
fer's imagination suddenly cooled. Al
so, consulting his pocketbook, he dis
covered his money was nearly all
gone. With fancy dead. conscience
awoke. When the new Mrs. Schafrer
began to be insistent about the honey
moon at Niagara Falls Albert sudden
ly weakened and told ALL"
Was Roma angry? 1t took her about
ten seconds to call that honeymoon
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
DESERTED FOR LOVE

must keep stiff upper lip and fear no
one. Should you be approached BY
any one, speak up. and then you VIII
be carried safely across the line
There Is a big arch on the divid-
ing lire of Germany and Belgium. and
just as we reached 1t the train
stopped. We saw a number Of Ger
man army officers standing alongside
Of the coach. One of them boarded the
train and he and the conductor talked
In low tones at the opposite end Of
the coach. lowered the window and
stuck my head out. In Prussian dia-
lect ! asked the soldiers what the arch
signified. One Of the officers told me.
after which | asked him for match
After receiving 1t. gave him a couple
Of cigars.
''All suspicion left the minds of the
conductor and the official talking to
him. and as they went out Of the door
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
INsuRes ECONOMY OF FUEL.
BY Martha MocuIIoch Williams.

Paper bag cooking economies
fuel--the fact is derionstrable. be-
yond a doubt. Particularly II the
fuel is gas. The figures to follow are
given for gas, but are easy Of trans
lation into coal heat or even oil.
The oven Of gas range turned on
full. burns twenty feet Of gas an
hour for each hame-har Commonly
there are two bars--thus the hourly
consumption at full head is forty feet.
The giant burner on top likewise.
at full head. consumes twenty feet an
hour, the small burners, each ten
feet Thus a stove in full commits
sion for pot and pan cooking consumes
ninety feet an hour.
Now, for paper bag cooking the
oven must be lighted ami turned on
full for eight minutes before any
thing goes into Z; It must also burn
full strength forseven minutes longer.
Thus, It consumes ten feet Of gas at
the outset Turning out one burner to
reduce the heat one-half at the end
OF the seven minute period reduces
consumption to fifteen feet for the
rest Of the hour. making a total Of
twenty-five feet against forty. But
roasting does not demand that a bur-
ner goes full-turning 1t down might
save five feet In the hour. Thus the
net hour-saving Of gas on the oven
account is ten feet.
But there are other accounts. BY
help Of paper bags. you can not mere
ly roast IN the oven. but cook at the
same time a couple OF vegetables and
bake pie or pudding With a small
roast you may even cook three veg
etables. thereby leaving unlighted
three upper jets. which would mean
a saving OF thirty feet of gas an hour.
Cooking thus solely 10 the oven
means a saving of ffty feet Of gas
an hour.
Nor Is this even all the story. Mys-
teriously. things cook more quickly
IN bags than out Of them. The saw
ing in time is one-hfth to one-sixth.
Putting this at the lowest. and esti-
mating the whole range consumption
Of gas at ninety feet. there Is a saw
ing Of fifteen feet. Add them to the
efty feet already in credit, and the
sum is fiattering. indeed. to tie paper
bag.
A Little story OF PIE Baking.
had baked a pie a la Scyer and
found It good. Notwithstanding, re-
solved to show myself exactly the
worth Of the bag-cooking.
made up puf paste e~eugh for
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
Berlin Robbers Return Booty to Own
ers Which Contains No
"Rlshts-"

Berlin.-A certain boot and shoe
manufacturer in Berlin is accustomed
to display in his shop windows boots
and shoes for the seft foot only. keep
ing the corresponding right boot OF
each pair in his stock rooms behind
the shop. Arriving at his premises
the other morning. be IVES disguised
to find that his windows had been
broken and over. 100 boots and shoes
carried on Police efforts 70 trace
the thieves proved fruitless. and for
several days the shoemaker ruefuIly
contemplated his stock Of odd right
boots and shoes. for which the left
foot fellows we're missing. Finally.
however. he received through the post
communication written in typical
Berlin slang. of which the following 10
translation:
Dear Mr.. Shoemaker: You win
probably have noticed already that
we allowed ourselves the pleasure of a
visit to your shop windows. But the
boots were all for the left foot We
we're not aware. that the people in
your district were all left footed; pre-
sumably In the neighboring locality
they are right footed It must be de-
lightful to see them dancing together.
MY two companions who made up our
party did not wish to send your boots
back to you. but am decent sort Of
chap, and I said: The man shall have
his boots again Mr.. Shoemaker.
am quite respectable fellow. but ]
was short of small change. and that
brought me upon the idea Of paying
you a visit But now. Mr.. Shoemaker.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
Dishes for InvaIids and Children
BY NIehoaa soy.r. Chef sr0Oks Club. London.

Of Brooks Club, London.
in sieve and press the gravy from
them over the fllets.
Beef Tes.-Put one pound of beef
steak in a paper bag. seal 1t, and cook
for twelve minutes in q moderate
oven Open the bag on dish and
you win ind natural gravy about the
meat Cut up the steak. press out
all Juice from It. strain. season to
taste, and serve at once In hot cup.
For chicken tea. cut up half fresh
fowl break the bones with a chopper,
put in bag with two tablespoonfuls
cold water seal and cook forty-hvs
minutes in a slow oven Strain into
hot cup. season and serve
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
How Judges In india Decide the
Value Of Testimony Given In
Their Courts.

The dusky folk of Lower Bengal
make imaginative witnesses. The In.
spiration comes upon them suddenly,
carrying them away before they real
fze 1t. They take some simple fact,
some common situation. battle It In
Indian light and drape It about with
oriental trappings. laying on splashes
OF gaudy color and startling orna-
ment; piling .spiendor on splendor.
Relevancy is no great matter. It Is
the story for the story's sake.
When was quite new to'it. some
times tried to record these purple
patches. wrestling with florid. unfamil-
iai. phrases like some old lady inquir-
in;y her way IN foreign village. Once
or twice went so far as &c institute
proceedings for perjury. But the Col
rector sahib only laughed ~ his big,
Sympathetic way ar err ~Never
mind them They -Srs .ieEs
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
RECOGNIZES MASTERS VOICE
Tenneseean Proves OWNERSHIP . -
IsfactIon Of Judge When COM
mon Pig Answers csll.

Memphis. Tenn.--That even e''''
mon hog knows his masters Fo'qs ~
the way back home through q
crowded streets Of city Wis e'ss's +:
demonstrated IN Justice ou.p''
court.
Two farmers. James "li'e
and Charles Stanton. we're SUNG
a hog taken up BY the poun - ~. !.
Williamson could not Identity tne y.
to the satisfaction Of Justice oui '''' :.
Your honor" began stanrcn. =
is my hog. cut on It's ~ ~ ~
marked the left ear With FF'''''
fork
IF the hog is yours i WI so.'
your CALL" replied Justice op.n''< -.
A constable took the hog . - -.
federate park and concealed !. '
ton. standing at one side q me ~ ~
block away. called, -Pissoe's
pig" The hog pricked up ~ ~ Z
gave couple OF grunts ara -
Stanton.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
STOLEN SHOES WERE LETS

Just you 60 up to the railway station
and get your boots back from the lug
gage Office am sending you the
ticket along with this. You need not
be afraid any LONGER; we've moved
into quite another quarter Of the town
Perhaps | win come and visit you
some time later on. With best wishes
for q good business. and kind 70
CARDS. u"
On presenting the ticket at the rail-
way station the shoemaker really did
get his shoes back. and was SO de-
lighted at recovering his property that
he stopped ali further efforts to dis
cover the thieves.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1912-02-23
BENDER's APPENDIX STOLEN

said on the authority Of Dr. Allen that
there was not the slightest possible
objection to the continued presence Of
the Chiefs appendix on the part of
Carlisle's board Of health or any other
nose-poking medical institution here
Carlisle's board Of trade. the city
council, officials of the Carlisle Indian
school and the directors OF the Hamil-
ton Library and Museum association
will confer with the object Of offering
reward of suitable size for the re-
turn of the appendix in any present
able condition