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The broad ax., 1912-03-02
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

I'll. or-anizing Of a Woman's Wei
-. league in Minneapolis is said to be
- direct result Of the work Of Miss
rrirv Glorieux. who is a poEcewOman-
Miss Margaret Pascal is at the head
- the Pascal institute Of New York
.;tr where. through the generosity Of
NJ Russell Sage and other wealthy
,-oren. girls are taught domestic sci
.nce free Of charge.
Mis-, VI. Louise Mclaughlin, who
ave lie world that form Of pottery
I,oy-n as "Losand" ware, experiment.
"A for ten years before she produced it.
She is 4 pioneer in her work ard is the
oenrsr Of ceramic art in Cincinnati
Miss Mona Wilson, the only woman
IN the insurance commission for Eng
land is the daughter of Canon Wilson,
formerlv archdeacon Of Manchester.
She las long devoted herself to the
s-udy Of industrial questions and has
ssryed on the home Office department
committee Of industrial accidents.
Mis- Lucy Davis Of Philadelphia re
Gently addressed French society near
Paris on the present state of woman
sufrase in the United States. Miss
Davls Is a great-granddaughter of Lu-
detla Mott. She spoke in French, and
# IS said she will take an active part
in the campaign being planned by the
Pinch Suffragists.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
SIRES AND SONS.

John Douglas Switzerland, duke Of
Argyll. who has written an opera,
which will be produced this spring, is
the former governor general of Canada.
He held that high Office from 1878 until
1883.
Thomas A. Edison. said to a recent
interviewer: Il am 10 years of age
You lOok surprised, but 1 am counting
age BY z mans daily work in hours. l
have worked eighteen hours a day for
many years"
David Moyland Of Cleveland. O., is
said TO be the only armless lawyer and
city councilman in the United States
NJ. Muylan passed the bar examina
tiOn two years ago. writing the an
sEers to the questions with 4 pen held
between his teeth.
J. {. McReynOldS. special assistant
counsel for the government in its re-
cent action against the tobacco trust.
viii open law Offices in New York. He
IS 4 native of Kentucky and a gradu-
ate Of Vanderbilt university. where ha
later became professor Of law.
William ]. Bland, recently elected
secretary of the oxford Union society,
the first American and first Rhodes
scholar ever elected to an Office in this
society. He is a native Of Kansas
City, Kan. and became a student at
Oxford university on a Rhodes scholar
shin
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
THE BROAD AK CAN BE FOUND
ON SALE AT THE FOLLOW
ING NEWS STANDS:

From on and after this date The
Broad AK, can be found on sale at
the following news stands:
A. F. Tervalon, cigar store and
news stand, 1904 State street
George Z. Martin, maker o: fine
cigars and news stand, Is w. 3lst
St, near State.
R NJ. Hsrvey's barber shop and
news stand, 1924 State street
Mrs. Nellie Phelps, cigars, notions
and news stand, Is ". Seth St., near
Dearborn.
w. s. Cole, cigars, tobacco and
news stand. "a w. 3lst ST., near
Dearborn.
T. B. Hall, laundry Office and news
stand, II w. 18th ST., near State
Mrs. Jas. H. Lewis, notions, cigars
and newsstand, IS w. 36th ST., near
State.
B. Davis, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 1882 State St
w. NJ. Maxwell, notions, cigars,
tobacco, CONNECTIONS and news stand,
5244 State St.
EdWard Felix, notions, cigars and
news stand, 81 w. 3Oth St.
F. Bishop. cigars, tobacco and news
stand, 8 w. 9th St, near State.
Turner Williams barber shop and
news stand, 32S2 State ST.
Sylvester McGlofAin, news stand
and laundry Office, Az State ST.
William Gaughan, laundry Office.
cigars, tobacco and news stand. 1855
State st.
Mrs. AdelIa NJ. White, cigars, to-
baeco, candies and news stand 2S20
IL State St
T. s. Harris, cigars, tobacco. no
tons and news stand 302o Armour
Ave, near 3lst St
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Current Comment.

The gold exports clearly indicate a
purpose Of the money trust not to be
found with the goods on" when that
congress committee gets around.-New
YORK World.
Surgeons have perfected the opera
ion for appendicitis to such an extent
that they now make an incision OF
only three fourths of an inch-a sort
Of short Washington Post
Just when we begin to look forward
N our optimistic way to a happy and
prosperous year. the baseball arbiters
announce that they're not going to
have as many double headers as usual
Ohio State Journal.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
The Castle In Chess.

Tho castle in chess owes its shape
and name to a misunderstanding Of its
old italian name. "rOCcO." as il il were
''rocca," castle or fortress. The words
rocco. rock and roe tFrenchl come from
rohk. the old Persian name Of the
piece. which was in the shape OF an
elephant CuriouSly enough. the ele-
plant carried a little castle on his back.
and the Position Of the piece on the
board seemed suitable for a castle.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Town Topics.

Key West is now part Of the cont
Rent Boston Transcript
Chicago. with its new budget, feels
little hke a 10 pound husband with
SOO pound wife.-Chicago News.
It IS now up to fashionable New
1orkers TO form a society Of those who
nave NET the Duke OF Connaught-
Pittsburgh Gazette-Times-
Dr Anna Howard Shaw says New
1ofA city is the worst place to live.
Has Dr.. Shaw ever tried living In
Webb City. No? No one is competent
70 speak II the matter until he has
A'ed in Webb City.-Topeka Capital
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

why DO never get q seat
In any subway train?
Why must ! always clutch q strap
Which gives my arm a painr'
A passenger cried to q guard
Who pushed him through the dor.
'Oh." said the guard, its due 70 he
Uncertainties OF laWI"
New York PrOss
Why do New Workers when they wisk
To md q rhyme for door
Ignore such words as bore and sore
And more and four and floor?
To drag in law in such a case
Appears a pity. for
1t rather tends TO indicate
That they pronounce Il '1awr."
Chicago Record-Herald
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Science Siftings.

Mars, which scientists say is drying
up, is older than our earth
If the earth were six inches from the
sun Neptune would be forty miles from
it, and it takes 165 years for Neptune
to travel around the sun.
Two hundred and eighty stars north
Of 30 declension have a velocity
through space Of twenty miles per sec
ond. The speed Of our solar system is
but 124 miles per second.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Aviation.

Military airmanship was voted over
iI"hV" by the British government last
Year.
" The fifteen aeroplanes owned by
ue English war Office nine are OF Brit
Isl "..! SIX Of French manufacture.
Ooa,riiing apparatus Of a new aero
pan" l. 50 arranged that it can be op-
efa'~d 10y either Of two persons seated
3D. lr side.
'.@rl- Grahame- White. the English
az. ?, says it is his intention to give
Up zig and devote his time to the
Lal'...ture of aeroplanes.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

used 70 love the Wintry gale.
But that was years ago.
II makes me fear the Gas win fan.
/ know it's burning low.
And through the drifts ia tovoua "a.
Fast fences snowy walled,
But now the drifts make me afraid
he street cars win be stalled
Old winter was a season dear.
But that was years ago.
The nipping frosts brought merry cheer
About the cracking glow.
We watch the tube with furrowed brow,
Unmoved by frosty sheenA
Wed rather take our winters now
In moving picture scenes
Cleveland Plain Dealer,
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Suspected Fractures.

When a fracture is suspected. do not
move the patient unless absolutely
necessary until a good surgeon can be
secured Meanwhile keep the injured
part perfectly motionless and as COM
Portable as possible by propping up
with pillows or pads made Of rolls of
cloth Make cold applications to keep
down the swelling where there is local
ICED pain.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Aerial Flights.

Why shoot ut the air man? Give him
ume.-New York American.
Aviators are asking to have landing
places set aside for them in New York
The roofs Of the hospitals might be
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Herald
The aeroplane with the folding wings
is an improvement In winter all the
aeroplanes should fold their wings and
crawl into their hangars.-Chicago Trib-
une.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
en-.srd's RaYal Motto.

The mott IL the ruyI! arms Of Eng
land. "D.cu 81 mon druit." has a dis
putesl origin Some writer's attribute
il To Richard T. who adopted IL to i'm
ply thII H. he'd hiS crown from no
other sovereign. hut only 10y divine per
miS>i"r und hereditary right Others
affirm that il was first used 10y Edward
Ill. when he laid rlIim Ia the French
crown in right Of his mother. Isabella.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
DR.. THE0. R. MOzEE
DENTIST
47I5 SOUTH STATE STREET
CHICAGO
Phone. Oakland Iss2: Automatic T5oss
A Oinino Room Hint.

Before serving dinner place a bowl
OF boiling water, into which has been
dropped a little oil Of lavender. on the
dining table. This will overcome the
closeness Of the atmosphere and the
odors from the kitchen or pantry which
have penetrated into that part Of the
house
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
pistributien Of Effort.

81 put a lot of work on that speech
Of mine" said the new member Of con
gesS.
'Of course you did" replied the vet
eran. After you have been here a
while you'll learn TO put less work on
your original speech and save yourself
for the explanations" - Washington
Star
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
The Secret.

The Secret.
A certain Washington family is con
WINGED that its eight-year-old Lopefu.
Is destined to become great scientist
BE has already begun TO see the con-
nection between cause and effect.
Not so long ago this youngster was
looking at a drop of water through a
microscope. Here. there. and every
where were darting animalculae.
Now / know" announced the child
to the family, what sings when the
kettle boils. It's those little bugs
Farm Life.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
At the Peace Palace.

The guns are banging DER the sea
In Ecuador the gore flows free
The Turks are led a merry dance.
There's mischief on in angry France.
In China. too. they smite and slay.
And hundreds fall in Paraguay.
But still. although the news is vague.
Ais quiet in the dear old Hague.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Those two women always greet
each other with the most elusive cor
dlality."
Yes" replied Miss Cayenne. Each
takes pride in showing the other how
artisticaIly she can conceal her real
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Complimentary.

complimentary
Uncle Tom-Have you named your
Dc yet. Harry:
iIarry-SCre thing. named him
af.er you.
Uncle TOm-That's not very compn-
mentary, is il?
Harry-Oh. well he hasn't got sense
enough to know the difference,-Chica-
90 News.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Money Makers.

Gracious. exclaimed the kind old
lady TO the besgar Are they the best
shoes you've got:
why. lady" replied the candid beg
gar. could yer imagine better ones
fur dis bizneSS: Every one o dem
holes means nickels an dimes ter me-"
Catholic Standard and Times.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
In Leap Year.

She-Sir. would like 10 speak to you
about your son
His Father-Well:
She-I want 10 marry him.
His Father-IIow does he feel about
It?
She-I am unable TO say just how he
does feel about it. hut he said yes.-St.
Louis POst-piSpatch.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

II she is statuesque and tail.
A frowning Juno sort Of girl
The kind To queen II al ball,
Be sure her name is Dimple Pearl
But II she's little and alert,
The kind Of girl you want TO pet.
A blithe companion and a fiirt,
Then it's Augusta Antoinette-
Puck.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Bacon.

II you'd listen TO the boosters as they
crow like corn fed ROSTERS you would
think that he created the whole world.
Why, they say he wrote the Bible old Bill
Shakespeare was a libel. and with
Ananias Milton he has furled.
EpiCteius was a faker and old Homer
mucGraker; To Alexander Pope
they We tied a can.
."ln Eunvan was a liar. Walter Scott q
fliShcr-Francis BACON was a mighty
busy Ran
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

De Cobbe-watto Is a fine looking
fellow.
O'Brier-Yep. Even a calabash pipe
doesn't detract from his appearance--
Buffalo News.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
ILLUMINATING Oils

Illuminating oils manufactured from
petroleum. are sod in Great Britain as
''parifiin oil. ia the United States as
"keru>eur' and uu tire continent Of
EuroIs. - refined petroleum"
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Society is out OF gear.
Wen may the thoughtful pause and
ponder
II one ma have a wife down here
And an affinity OF yonder.
Exchange
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Knew His Wife.

Knew His Wife.
haster-Buttonsi
Manservant-Yes, sir.
Master-Don't forget to let me know
when it's 5 O'Clock. 1 promised to
meet my wife at 2, and she'll be ve1ed
II I'm not there when she arrives
Satire.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Punch and Judy.

Punch and Judy shows were original
ed In Italy during the seventeenth CEN
fury, and We're probably introduced
into England in the reign Of Charles IL
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Il told him there were dozens Of
people right here in town who had
never heard OF him." Il guess that
took him down a peg or two" Il
guess II didn't. He started right out
to find them and borrow money from
them."-HOuSton Post.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

To win himself both wealth and fame
A man will plunge into the whirl,
And when he's gained an hOnOred name
He goes and gives IL TO some girl
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Larry. what have you been doing TO
your nose?"
''Th' other mornin', scr, let II get
In tn way sv a bigger mans fisAt"-
Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Suspense.

Yes, saw the play"
The plot is rather complicated l
dare say you were in suspense for
awhile"
Il was. ! thought the woman In
front of me wasn't going TO take OF her
big hat, but she finally did-"-Kansas
City Journal.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Only q Reminder.

Only Reminder.
Things are a bit queer at home, I'm
afraid. There's your wife sticking her
tongue out at you"
ooh, no. She gave me 4 letter to
most and she's merely reminding me
that must put a stamp on it first
Fliegende Blatter.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Merchant Ito strangerl-I thank you.
sir, for helping my clerk throw that
book agent out Now, what can DO
for you?
Stranger-Td like to sell you the
Life Of Washington. Boston Tran-
script
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

A woman can wear low shoes and
thin silk stockings in winter time with
out feeling any III effects, but she
would rapidly go into q decline II de-
prived Of her turs--Philadelphia In
ouireF.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

els there anything you can do better
than any one elSe:'
"Yes," replied the small boy. Il kin
read my own writin'. London Tit
Bits.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

he (soulfullyy-There are a thousand
stars tonight looking down upon you
Shells my hat on Straight?-St
Louis Republic.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
A suffragette
May fight and fight
And still look under
The bed al night
Birmingham Age-Herald-

Bacon-It IS said that statistics show
that fat men are rarely criminals.
Egbert-Why. don't you think It
should be considered criminal to over
eatf-Yonkers Statesman.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Cause For Anger.

Gee, whiz: | wish con find the
fellow who stole my umbrella.
"Oh. cut it out, Why do yen make
a fuss over little thing like that"
Little thing: Why. man. actual
" bought that umbrella. -Catholic
Standard and Times.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

The time win come" Numbered the
sufragette orator. when woman VIII
get a mans wages
Yes" sadly muttered a man on the
rear seat: next Saturday night
Judge.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

It's de work what brings de rest
Makes one dollar ten
When you does yo' level best
De angels shouts. Amen
Atlanta Constitution
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
A Fallen Idol.

I'm not q hero any more.
She's learned that / have feet Of clay.
She's lost the FAM she had OF yore-
A Disappointment come her way.
Last night her algebra she brought
And asked me IL Id help her through Il
And refused the aid she sought
Admitting that ] couldn't do IT.
Detroit Free Press
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Dossn't Know Any Better.
Gabe-That fellow Slick thinks be
knows II all
Steve-Of course be does BE isn1
married, you know = Cincinnati II
Vuirer.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Inadeauats Refreshmsnt.
Peace.

The dove of peace refused 10 land
Quoth he. II think III wait
Untn / have enough TO buy
A suit OF armor plate"
Milwaukee Sentinel
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Ny love for you Is more" he sad-
Than any tongue could utter
In fact, may with candor say
You're worth your weight In buttor.
Chicago Record Herald
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Yes. our hopes are raised
Most every day.
But what We want
Il q raise In pay.
Cincinnati EnqutrSE.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Trimmed.

Trimmed.
As rich a man as e'er you saw.
But when one day he went TO law
The lawyers work was so complete
He now has scarce enough 20 eat
Birmingham Age-Herald-
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Platinum.

Platinum is found associated with
gold, principally in gravel beds.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

They were sitting in the parlor Of the
pretty little cottage. Darling" he
whispered ardently. we are rolling on
ward in the car OF love"
Yes, dear" she whispered. nesting
on his broad shoulder, and we don't
need any conductor TO say Sit closer.
please Tit Bits.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
Contentment.

Far rather would a rhymester be
And ply mine humble biz
Than have writ the poems that Shake
speare wrote
And Ice where Shakespeare Is
-ippinCott's Magazine.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
State Lines.

Oklahoma has more horses than
Kentucky has horses and cattle COM
bined.
Massachusetts is now the only state
in the Union adhering 10 the system
Of annual elections for state officers
Colorado, developed from a wilder
ness in forty years, can boast OF rail-
road ramifcations which many an
older state would be proud to possess.
Every county, except Baca. in the eI
IRENE southeast corner, is reached by
abroad
Inadequate Refreshments.
Lady Ito exhausted furniture remov-
ersl-Here's fOurpence for you and
your friend to get a glass OF beer with
Exhausted Furniture RemOver-A
glass Of beer? Love US, lady, glass
Of beer amt no more to us than a
snowflake on a red hot stOve-London
ODinion
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

why do you always hold your arms
alIimbog"
"It's the bundle habit. I'll outgrow
It after living in town for a few
Heeks."-LouiSville COurier-Journal
The broad ax., 1912-03-02
ODD, Isn't III

Odd, isn't III
To take a wife
L. q thing sublime.
But n she's your neighborB
The thing Il q crtmsi
-SaffrA
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

els your bOokkeeper's heart in his Of
fee work."
''EverybOdy's heart is in the office
work since the blond stenographer
me."-Kansas City Journal.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

A Domestic Dialogue.
wffe-You once gave me presents.
But now I get naught-
Hub-Does the angler give bait
To the fish he has caught
Boston Transcript
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Lives OF great men oft remind US
We need lots OF push behind US
Judge
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Tommy-Pop, why is the wife called
the better half?
Tommy's Pop-In order, my son. that
she may not get the impression she is
the whole thing.-Philadelphia Record.
Helen, aged four, was spending q
night away from home. AT bedtime
she knelt at her hostess's knee to say
her prayers, expecting the usual
prompting.
Finding Mrs. /. unable to help her
out, she concluded thus:
please, God, 'scuse me. / can't
member my prayers, and I'm stayin'
with q lady that don't know any,
Chicago News.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

The Latest About Peter.
Peter. Peter. pumpkin eater.
Had a wife and tried To beat her.
Brit his wife was a suffraEette.
And Peter in the hospital ye:-
Judge.
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Appreciation.
American Tourist gazing into the
crater Of Mount Nc>uviuS'-lt looks
tust ike the internal regions.
English TuIriSt-Oh. ! ssly. How
these Americans J" travel:-Life-
The broad ax., 1912-03-02

Helen, aged four, was spending q
night away from home. AT bedtime
she knelt at her hostess's knee to say
her prayers, expecting the usual
prompting.
Finding Mrs. /. unable to help her
out, she concluded thus:
'Please, God, 'scuse me. can't
member my prayers, and I'm stayin'
with lady that don't know any,
Chicago News.
The saddest words
Right OF the bat
Are just these four:
I'm getting fat"
Memphis Commercial-Appeal
why do you always hold your arms
admboy"
'Its the bundle habit. I'll outgrow
It after living in town for a few
Teeks."-Louisville CourierJournal.
They were sitting in the parlor OF the
pretty little cottage. Darling" he
whispered ardently. I'VE are rolling on
ward in the car OF love"
Yes. DEAR" she whispered, nesting
VI Us otOHu suouiuei' anu We uou
an! cO .tN u say SiI eIoSel'
please It'll Bits.
Lives OF great men oft remind US
We need lots OF push behind US
Judge
as Your bookkeeper's heart in his Of
fee work."
'Everybody's heart is in the office
work since the blond stenographer
came kansas City Journal.
"What il the hest fuel for aerial
Atoh.,s.,
GaSollne.
riobtsg,,
ALCOHOL birmingham ase-heEaiu-
Towi, b,r,s.I, no,n ,rs,,,,, and ,ana
And when he's gained an hOnored name
He goes and gives II to some girl
C'helnhAti Enquirer
NEE any 'nins SOu I'd" uo Oe''e'
P.-sU -. n.
- Wv" ''"
DIS
m ..,s HI, ,,o-, ,-, 5o,o,s =,
- - -. = -, - -
80 - % b;,, :, - ,,,,a.. che,
- - -, ~. - 49, aI
- .,,,,,a.- -,
10 nho lhem ana OorEo" money Ar0n'
them. '-HOuStOn Post
s,,,,ssous and tail
Be sure her name is Dinple Pearl
..u,, .,.
Tbe kind Of girI YOU want to pet
A bIIthe companion and firt
aT.rrv what have Won been doing 10
vonr nose"
9Th, other mornin'. sor. let II get
IN tn wav az bigger mans fisAt"-
Chicago Tribune.
4nose TWO "Oueh always shee'
each other with the most enuslve cor
dIaIitv"
trvo, ., .,,;o.5 Nf;ss Covanpa each
UaAS PInue II SuO" iNe '-e = -,
sIs,s-, T.oLS.-.oo Stor
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1912-04-27

began 20 rain. And soon the hail came.
After the first few small traces there
was a sudden and fearful bombardmsnt
pf the car and the windows on the north
side. Smash they went. one after the
other. The passengers got out OF thu
way Of the showers OF broken glass az
best they could. All edged to the other
side Of the coach. by this time the
train was slowing down rapidly. Just as
II came 70 O stop We felt ourselves lifted.
We were nnomentarily let down again.
Immediately, however. we felt the car
70 over. But II was the strangest thing
you ever heard Of II was just like roll
Ing over, just because the people we're
all standing or sitting just a. close to
the south side OF the train as possible.
IL vas dark now. The storm lasted about
fifteen minutes: honestly, II seemed TO
be pretty nearly fifteen hours. When II
yet up We got out. helped the women
out and most Of the latter were taken
to the farm houss Of Mr.. Trimhls until
the engineer brought two cars from Ora
10 take the passengers 70 tho end OF the
trip. Those farmer people In the vicinity
cana over and did everything they
could, brining towels. water and restora-
tivss. ana we're very kind to the passen-
gers"