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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24
WOODROW WILSON

If you see an angular individual,
wearing extremely loose fitting
clothes, long hair and a grin, coming
down the street, that's he, or per-
haps, as this is a political year when
everybody is trying to get close to
everyone else, it might be better to
say, that's him." Suit yourself.
The grin isn't the expansive type
that has come tostand for Taft. It's
merely lingering uplift of the cor
ners of the mouth and a sprinkle of
wrinkles around the eyes, while
Taft's runs all over hisface and spills
down the back of his neck so that
even his collar button behind smiles.
More Like w. B. Clement
Woodrow Wilson is considerably
of the w. B Clement order of human
beauty. Not to say that Woody
reaches so high up but he is about
the same distance through; also he
carries himself with about the same
faultless adjustmentof form, How
ever, this is not an article on w. b.
Glen, although we will gladly hand
it to him if he'll GO out and dosome-
thing famous
Woody has the subtle gracelessness
that has always characterized the
down-south student. Yes. sir. He
admits it, this down south business.
Virginia. though of course he does
mt add. IF. F. V. SIR" but he gen.
orally has a friend standing around
who says that for him. Woody is
rather fond of that friend.
Why Wind Up A Politician
Started out a student and wound
up a politician. AS though anyone
ever had to wind up a politician!
Stuck around the knowledge boxes
for good many years and at last.
in order to get shunt of him, Prince
ton made him president ofthe whole
business and the man who was later
in life to be written up in The Red
wood Gazette got busy on the job.
And he was some busy. In addition
to doing all the presidenting that
Princeton called for he took shot at
teaching and read amiable. though
long, lectures to uninterested young
men. Woodrow has now decided
that many of those lectures were toe
long and he would give goo0 deal
to go back a dozen years and re-lec-
ture 'em in carefully expurgated
style. Also he SHES atcertain clever
passages in his books. There was q
time when the college president
would pick up a volume dealingwith
the American democracy and point
out with commendable modesty here
and there passages that lambaSted
the stuffin' outof conditions and men
He Has Given Up Pointing
He's not pointing to thesepassa
now.
He doesn't have to. Others are
doing the pointing for him.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

After DIT he decided that a little
governing would come in handy and
help round out his education, which
hadn't been exactly neglected in
youth. He picked out New jersey
for two reasons: First, because it
was about the most corrupt thing in
existence then needing governing
and Second, because he lived in that
state New Jersey, not Corrupt) and
found there was a queer prejudice
on the part of many states against
electing non-residents to the COVER
nor business.
Stirred Up LYNCH And Keefe
He governed New Jersey. Incl
dentally he knocked the day lights
out of considerable punches of husky
graft, pummeled the legislature in
to shape and so spread himself that
he stretched over New. :, which amt
much physically, and extended into
neighboring states and even some
that don't neighbor much with New
J. on account of her size and pre-
'vious condition Of servitude. Of
these was Minnesota. Fred Lynch
and Joe Keefe did most of the Will
son business here and they did it to
a turn.
Now Woody, who seems to be
more or less of a shifty turnof mind,
has grown tired of bossing poor,
little, inoffensive New j. and just
aches for a bigger job. He has sell
ected one that looms up, consider
able big, even for former president
of Princeton. not to mention present
governor of N. j. and its corpora
tions.
Man-handled The Convention
With the assistance Of Fred Lynch
and Joe Keefe. distinguished and
stalwart Democrats. heman-handled
the Democratic convention and drove
Champ Clark to drink. Also he was
carefully selected as the proper per-
son to throw the hooks into Teddy,
Taft tai, it would be more nearly
correct, perhaps, to say Taft ate all.
Differing greatly from most of the
tribe of Wilson this Woody man likes
to talk and will talk and does talk
and can talk upon any subject and
every occasion. Queer man. Also
he says good many things that are
fine and popular and not at all like
the things he used to tell his classes
and publish in books. now hard to
get rid of.
Any way he is as likely as not to
lay violent hands upon the helm of
the ship of state after next March 4
and if he does he can be depended to
stick to the job until he gets tired
! Of it. Four years probably will sat-
isfy him but you can't tell. He
stayed longer than that on his last
job of presidenting, and he may want
to repeat himself. But it's cinch
that whatever position you take
/ Woody will be there with the goods
because his manager gravelv assures
us that Wilson has never failed.
Abase opposition!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

If you want to feel thstyour shoes
are repaired right take them to
Frank Raskins at Heilman's Shoe
Store. OH.
From the purchase of camera to
the finished picture there are sever
al important steps to consider in the
matter of economy. Many a film is
spoilt by careless developing. Let
us finish your films. FRANK SC0BIE,
Photographer, Sleepy Eye, Minnie
sofa. l-I
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24
FOR DISTRICT JUDGE

To the Voters of the Ninth Judicial District
State of Minnesota
take the liberty at this time to announce
my candidacy for the office of Judge of the
district court OF the Ninth Judicial District
State of Minnesota.
MARVIN E. MATHEWS.
Marshall, Minnesota
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Kindly cut this out and hang it up
where you can't over look it: The
best fair on earth will be held at
Redwood Falls, Oct. 2, 8, and A.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

When the frost is on the punkin
you begin to wonder what the deuce
you did with your summer wages.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Also the returns teach that you
mustn't be misled by early reports,
don't they Chuck?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Minnesota voters evidently feel
that one vote is all to which they are
entitled for their money.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24
| "AMERIcAN BoY'

Weleon. Iowa.
1T don't begrudge the $3.50 that / paid for
q pair Of Menu Ease Elkskin shoes. They
save me more wear than any other work shoe
/ ever bought, and are cheap shoes too because
they viii outwear two pairs of $3.50 shoes and
give . ''''n ~ HO'e e c. T. ANDERSON.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the election to the house of representa-
tives of the state legislature from Redwood
county. subject to the general election,
October 5th, 1912. This announcement is
made with full appreciation CT the kind
ness that has been accorded'me in the past,
and thankfulness for the favors that may
receive in the future.
Jos r. KEEFE,
North Redwood Mimi.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Lost Nation, Ia.
''You can't beat the Menu Ease Elkskin
shoes for wear. ! have purchased two pairs
and Menu Ease for me every time"
PETER ALES
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

MaQuoketa, La.
According to my opinion you can go as
far as you like. praising the Menu Ease
they'll stand It, LOUIS HOLTZ.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Atlantic, Ia.
''Have found the Menu Ease satisfactory
and easy on the feet. think them to be the
best shoes for everyday wear that ever had"
VIM. HAFELE.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Lost Nation. Iowa.
THE Menu Ease Elkskin shoes are the
best farm shoes / ever bought. They keep
soft until worn out and they certainly have
given me fine satisfaction"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Delmar. Iowa.
1T takes cast iron shoes to last me very
long but Menu Ease Elkskin fill the bill to
the Queens taste. As can get them, it's
PETER JoRGENsEN.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

Atlantic, Iowa.
81 have worn the Menu Ease shoes fer
several years and have always found them the
most satisfactory for everyday wear and for
rough service have ever had. They are the
the easiest shoes / ever wore"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24
State Bank
Of Redwood Falls
Money Makes Money

if planted in our bank.
things Every man can't get rich, but ev-
cry man can save something. The oElv~
sure way of saving money is by depositing
it. When it jingles in your pocket you
want to spend it. Your name would look
well on our books Call in and let us put
it there today
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1912-09-24

In your moments of doubt, study
the stars, gaze upon the associated
brilliance of Orion.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-17
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR MARCH IL. 1912

spouse by her businesslke way OF pointing
out the advantages to the child should she
adopt her
"Will YOU send over for her. Ma amp"
asked the farmer at last, rather relieved at
the prospect of being rid of his little charge.
Miss Penelope considered. She hated to
leave her for even a day, and she knew the
thousand objections that would be raised
when she made known her project at home.
Better to storm that citadel with the strong
est weapon in her hand. She had no fear of
their resisting those dimples, that roguish
little glance of mingled shyness and audaclty,
once they saw them.
No." she said decisively, "Ill take her
with me. Merry can carry the two of us
quite easily, and if we start now we can get
home before dark. If anyone makes any in
quiries for her, she can be found at Mr..
Thomas Thurston's over in the Little River
Valley, and you may send the lawyer to me. !"
She was Miss Penelope Thurston now, with
the ring of accustomed authority in her
voice, and the good country people listened
to her respectfully.
So Miss Penelope started back across her
Ranges in mid afternoon, with little Pen
riding gleefully before her. When one is
only three the strange things happening
round and over ones head do not matter
much, so long as there is one face that al
ways promises love. Miss Penelope herself,
though shaken still by the swift sensations
Of the day. felt great peace, deep and per-
vading satisfaction with herself and all the
world, as she looked down on the bright
head against her breast. No more home
sickness and longing, no more choking sense
of failure and incompleteness; for she had
that on which the hungry, cheated mother
soul of her could pour out all the love and
tenderness pent up since the days of her last
doll! As she passed the nest on the hillside
her arms came achingly close about the
child, soft glory on her face, and she envied
no one in the world.
For Miss Penelope, Spinster, had come
into her own at last!
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-17
CURIOUS TURKISH FOOD

THREE singular preparations of grape
juice are known in Turkey. One con-
sists of sheets resembling leather, made by
evaporating grape juice to the consistency
of molasses, then mixing flour with it and
drying it on cotton cloth in the sunshine.
Another is in cakes half an inch thick. 1t
is made by using coarse wheat grits instead
of flour to mix with the grape molasses, and
is dried on metal plates.
A still more savory preparation is made
by stringing walnut meats on Irvine, and
then immersing the strings thus formed
in the mixture of flour and grape juice.
When coated about quarter of an inch
thick the strings are hung up to dry.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-17
SIMULATED DEAFNESS

IN some circumstances it becomes impor-
tant to criminal authorities and others to
be able to distinguish positively between real
and simulated deafness. Hitherto, the tests
have proved unsatisfactory, inasmuch as
they could be cheated by subject suffi-
GENTLY astute.
Now, however, a Russian scientist has hit
on means as ingenious as it is convincing
1t is based on the theory that sometimes the
deaf person en- Joys an advantage over the
one in possession of all his faculties, and this
is the manner Of it:
The patient, wearing an overcoat, stands
in front of the observer, but with his back
turned. He is instructed to the effect that
he should be able to distinguish the feeling
of brush passed down over his back and
the feeling of a hand executing the same
movement. This fact is illustrated by an
experiment with each, the subject noting the
difference in his sensations. Then the hand
is rubbed down the subjects back, while at
the same time the observer passes brush
down his own coat, which should be of ma
terial similar to that of the subjects. Next
the brush is passed down the subjects back,
while the hand is moved down the observ-
er's coat. Thus the operations are reversed,
and these alterations are continued for
sometime.
Soon the observer who is able to hear
ceases to be able to tell which movement is
going on on his back. His brain receives
simultaneously an impression from his ears
and one from his back. In consequence, he
confuses the two and is utterly at a loss.
The deaf man, however, is never de-
ceived; for the simple reason that he is COM
PEELED to depend wholly on tactile sensa-
ton. His brain receives only the one i'm
preston, that of touch, and therefore he is
easily able to distinguish precisely what is
the cause of it, whether brush or thumb.
This test has been carefully applied in
France, and found entirely satisfactory.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-17

l am the original freless cooker man,
selling direct from factory at factory prices.
| have made and sold more cookers than
all other cooker concerns combined three
times over. 1t is because, first-ny cooker
is the most practical, hygienic rapid fireless
cooker made, and second-because | sell it
at factory prices, saving you from q to a
in cost.
Then you don't need to keep my cooker
if it doesn't prove all my claims for it, be-
cause | allow full months trial in your
own home at nv risk-vour money back if
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-17
Let Me Prove These Things to
You For a Month at My Risk

the cooker is not satisfactory in every way.
Description: Metal throughout. includ-
ing nests and covers, no pads or cushions to
absorb odors; cooking utensils all highest
grade aluminium, compartments aluminium
finish, rust proof with proper care. Steams.
stews, bakes, broils. fries, and boils all kinds
of meats, breakfast cereals, vegetables, etc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1912-03-17

Also finest thing
made for use as
cold storage for
ices, buildings,
custards, etc.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
IN THE WAKE OF THE GAME
BY Gus Malbert

Lou Castro returned with steve
Griffin for four games here After los
ing an entire series on his home lot.
Castro is ambitious enough to believe
that he can turn the tables here. And
there is some logic 10 his argument
The Colts thus far have proved a far
better road team than a home team
Twice in two weeks they have smeared
It all over the clubs whose guests they
were They left home last week for
Roanoke in third place and came back
in second place. just one-half game
behind the Coolers Then battling
against the Tars here at home. they
lost that advantage and allowed the
Coolers TO draw away from them
being exceedingly lucky to remain IN
the rulner-up station. We have no
desire TO be 4 killjoy. but. in the light
Of previous experiences it would not
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
SENATOR BACON
IS RENOM|NATED
Fourth Time Georgia Democrats
Have Sent Him to
Senate.

q. Atlanta, Ca. August 2I-Unitcd
Siatss senator a. q. Bacon won the
distinction IN tho Democratic state pri-
Inaries to-day OF being the onI; man
10 be sent Ia the senate four succes-
slNe term, from Georgia Returns IN
10 midnight indicated that ne carried
20 Of the 1i6 counties in the state.
ii.s election H. assured.
IN ihe guiernatoriUl race. John NJ
'tHtph' Of Atlanta, won "A sweeping
N!cioly over his iwo opponents, joe
I'm IAN. Of Macon, ana Hooper Alex
an IrI OF Decatur. AleSaDdnr. who
entered the race On Prohibition plat
tih' lost his own county anu nome
Town 10 Slaton-
Charles crisp. Observation-Disclosures OF tho
- ouso, WI be nominated rs Congress
5nsn for pc Third -)iatrict and J. w
Nlse ~ The skin. Thomas NJ. Bell 81
leading ~ tho Ninth District ovsr John
- Holder J. II. Walker. Of Valdosta,
- leading IN the race ia the Eleventh.
cnteStz-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
TRACING DOWN CLUES
Mystery Surrounding Discovery of
skirt and Hammer Mny BE solved.

The police last night obtained clue
which may lead TO a solution of the
mystery surrounding the discovery yes
terday morning of woman's torn
skirt and heavy hammer near a few
drops of blood on the north bank of
the mill-racc near the foot Of seventh
street Just what the result will be
or what the Information on which de
teciives are now working will bring
to light cannot be said
The clothing and hammer were found
by negro who summoned Patrolmen
Bertucci nnd Jordan. The garment was
wet from the heavy rair during the
night. There was stain upon the
hammer which some were inclined to
believe was blood
whether the puzzle when solved win
result In the disclosure of a tragedy
cannot be said. The police have not
lately had any reports OF women being
missing In view of this fact. they
nave little data OH which TO base their
work.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

New York. August 21.-George &.
cortelyou. chairman OF the Republican,
National Committee in 1901. had his
attention called tonight to Senator
Ponrose's statements regarding al
legged standard Oil contributions to
the campaign fund in that year.
Il have no comment to make he
said, other than to refer YOU to my
testimony on July II before the SEN
ate subcommittee on Privileges and
Elections"
In his testimony before that com
mittee. Mr.. Co.telyou said he had
never heard of Mr. Archbold ar any
one in his behalf making a conuibu-
ton
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
IN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT
pnushtr-' OF Ambas.ador Leishman

Berlin. Apsnrt y Countess Louis
de Gontau. Biroa aud Miss Nancy
l-eishmau. the two daughters OF joan
h1esadGr 90 Germany. werc Hcriously
injured 80 an automobile accident to-
d aay nsar la.-oist.dh say Z, Mrs
chine. vas not fu:;.
One ~ The daughters suffered
. ght concuH7iou ot tho brain and the
other WAS injured about The thighs
News aiFpr tches trofn IrgolHtadt say
That tho chauffeur o; tho automobile.
while endeavoring to avoid wagon
nassirg along tho road. turned too
.nnruply and drove 'he machine Into
= tree.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
RICHMOND MAN KILLED
+. :. Suckois Meets D-uth While nj
Worj. IN North Carolina.

Worl. IN North Carolina.
Tho booy o: y. :. Suckoln. or this
- ~. who vas Killed nesr Waynesv!lle
- -. sunday afternoon. vas brought
70 his nome here last night and win
Ae Inferred sprle time to-day
no w-s .-tuplDycd - liRcs4lau for the
V .sicrl tuion Telegraph Company,
and MAS working on tho limo when he
WIS u led several people who saw
lin fhll say That The wire was Htrurk
by lightning, but IL WAS Impossible
10 tell whether HI was electrocutcd
fall
The body was taken on tho Carolina
Hpoc!nl TO Asheville and placed In
hargr Of an undertaken From there
was Slipped to MIA relatives hero.
Dir. Nuckois was twcnty-si1 years. Of
:isc. and was unmarried. ArrangerRents
| 5or the funeral had not been Inado last
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

since Harvey Bussey was given tn,
opportunity yesterday to show that he
can win a ball game-and he delivered
nobly-Charlie Strain looks like the
card to-day. However Grin is on the
last lap for tho rag, and in an effort to
put MS best foot forth may work Doc
Ayers to-day, Strain tomorrow and
ayers and Perryman or Griffin in the
double bill scheduled for Saturday. AS
a matter OF fact. Richmond hasn't In
years been so we'll fortified in the box.
Perryman Is the fall guy of the outfit
He can't get rid OF his jinx yet he
looks to have about everything real
regular Ginger should have He has
wicked fast ball an assortment of
hooks calculated TO fool even tn, Ty
Cohbs and Joe Jacksons. but he loses
consistently. Maybe it's gone now.
that jnX. and maybe If 1t is he can
Join the ranks OF winners
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

be surprising to see Castro's bunch
Jump on our lads with both feet ana
get away with the big end OF the Sc
res OF course. we hope that this
VIII never be the case Indeed. we
the socks of of Petersburg while Rich-
mond is making IL seven in a row from
Portsmouth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
Van valkenbnrgh MarSes nen,v.

PnlIadelphla, august 2l.-E. 4. Van
Nalkenburgh editor of the Philadel-
phia North American. who is with Col
onel Theodore Roosevelt in Wilkes
barre. Pa. to- night dictated over the
telephone statement saying in part:
Senator Penroses evident purpose
In bringing my name into his state
the presentation o. evidence in Inc
possession Of the North American that
n is briber and corruptionist. such
as had not been exposed in public life
in TINS country in recent years.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

M!lkesbarrc. Pa, August 2l.-An at
'sCk on senator Penrose was made by
colonel Roosevelt tonight. after he
mad read the Senator's statement in
me senate to-day. The ex-President
quoted from letters and kilograms
which he sent 10 George q Cortelyou.
chairman OF the Republican National
committee In 1904 TO prove that no
contributions had been accepted from
'he STANDARD OIL Company.
Mr. Penrose and his allies and the
entire crowd OF crooked politicians and
oohed iinanciers who have attempted
10 make these attacks upon me" said
colonel Roosevelt. have made them.
and are making them, not only know
ing that they are false but because
they are false and because thew Know
mat the forces behind ne. and which
at inis time represent. are the only
forces which the crooked politicians
and crooked tinanciers OF the country
nave really to fear
9"The only part Of Mr.. Penrose's
statement that needs comment by me
Is that portion in which it is asserted
that l had been advised OF a heavy
campo gn contribution from Air. Arch
hold in behalf Of the Standard on
Company to the Republican national
campaign committee, and that i di-
rectly or Indirectly requested con-
trihution from Mr. Archhold and his
associates Interested in the standard
OIL Company. This statement is false. .
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22

Philadelphia. August 2i.-Forrne-
state Senator william Finn. the recog-
nized leader OF the Roosevelt forces
in this state. in formal statement
discusses tho charges made in tho SEN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-22
Portsmouth.

Summary. Two base hits-Burke.
Home runs-Castro Double plays
McComas TO Griffin 10 Raley Castro to
Heating to Hudgins McComas to
Griffin to Raley Sacrifice hits--Grif-
nm. Carter. Base on balls-off V bout.
T. of Bussey. l. Struck out-by Yer
bout. L. by Bussey. 4. Time OF game,
1870 Umpire O'Brien. Attendance.
goo