The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-11-30
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SCIENTIST SAYS THAT HE CAN
CREATE LIFE"-Headline. State and
Holman street merchants might induce
MIN to pay a visit to the Hammond city
hall.
NOTE that John d viii give turkeys
to 100 of his country estate servants.
This ought to revive hope in the
breasts of his Whiting oil works en-
pIoyes that they will at least get Xmas
cards from Jawn Dee.
AFTER CHRISTENING BABY
GUESTS HAVE RIOT."-Kankakee
Democrat headline. Evidently copying
East Chicago styles.
THE Youngstown vindicator ran a
Thanksgiving page of adlets listing
good things to eat. A Doctors adver-
tisement was also included. After all
the indicators ad man did have some
sense of humor.
THIS is the time of the year when a
lot of fool editors will begin TO advise a
lot of fool shoppers to do their Xmas
shopping early.
NOW that the Simon-Brennan contest
is over with at Crown Point we can
turn our attentions to the Balkan war
and the Mexican uprising.
1T ought to be some consolation to
hizzoner, the Hon. Tom Knots. alcade
of Gary. to think that from the early
part of January to March 4 one little
governor Will be Just plain Tommy
Marshall.
NOW hat the fad to hold memoriay
services has taken a hold why not have
a Beverage memorial. a Rosenfelt me-
mortal, and a Perkins memorial?
In response to the query OF a Hobart
reader we viii say that it is true that
our special correspondent, Hennery
Coldbottle, attended evening school for
two years. Hennery took lessons in
counting every other evening for that
length of time. Finally he was grad
uated. his diploma being Mrs. Cold
bottle. Hennery has gained much ad-
vantage from his night school educa-
ton and he IS writing a book on is
Matrinony a Failure?"
NOW tina the BARRIERS have raised
a price cut to 30 cents, our e~nterprts-
ing automobile agents should get busy
with them. A tip to the wise is sufh-
Gent.
FRONT page Of yesterdays Chicago
Tribune had accident story written by
the office boy. Now. who would have
thought that the whole Tribune ret
portorial staff would have become in
capacitated by Thanksgiving?
ALI But there will be melancholy
days on the farm from now on. NIL
waukee man has invented new machine
that Will make milk out OF hay. The
precious COW is now a thing of the past.
Who has not wandered out on the
greensward to watch the enjoyment
that the patient cow gets out Of chew
ing it's I'd? But this VIII be no more.
A machine will chew the hay and germ
less milk Will result. Whatever pic
-turesqueness we lose in the rural parts
the fat dweller in the city. We ex-
pect that bye and bye every depart
ment house tenant will have a bale Of
hay and a milk making machine in the
pantry. Thus. while wife is gTinding
the coffee hubby can feed hay into the
: machine. Just as likely as not the
I price of hay win now go up 1t is also
possible that the city will take on 3
? countryhed appearance as all np-to-
date apartment houses probably vii
! have to have haystacks on their roofs
: CASE VS.. CASE is case No. Se61 il
Judge ecker court. From the tftit
we infer that one OF the Cases want:
to get uncased. In case d Becker
doesn't get time to try this case thti
term it will be another case Of wait
Il ing for the Cases. In the meantim'
e while waiting for this case OF the Case