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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
REPORTED BY THE CROUCH
Here the Original Hiram J. Tells Of
His Attendance at Country
"Function."

Having nothing else to do" re-
marked the old codger, II attended
function while was over at Tor
pidville the other day. The affair
was held in a dispirited grove at the
eEd of road in which every time
horse popped down his foot the dust
shot up in the air like skyrocket.
4 band was playing without the
slightest remorse A statesman, with
a neck as wrinkled as a pickle, dron-
ed forth redundant nonenities with
out end. A sad and rickety merry
go-wabble wound round and round
to the sound of it's own plaintive pee
dle-deedle. In tipsy pavilion
hoarse person was endeavoring to sell,
in brazen defiance of the pure food
and drug act, what looked alarmingly
like horned toads fried in axle-grease.
A gentleman in a striped tent near
by hoarsely stated that he preferred
to eat snakes at ten cents per SER
pent. There was the usual balloon
which seemed perfectly willing to do
anything but go up. Scattered around
through the festal scene were few
old soldiers, grumbling; smattering
of farmers, also grumbling; sundry
honest voters, likewise grumbling;
and various other folks, nothing about
whom is worth mentioning except
that they, too, were grumbling. It
may have been a reunion, fair, a
rally, a picnic, or what-not; but what
ever they CHANGED to call it, twas an
excellent example OF one of our most
cherished institutions. kansas City
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
WELL PEOPLE TOO
Wise Doctor Gives Postum to Con-
vaIescents.

A wise doctor tries to give nature it's
strength of the already exhausted pa
tient, and building up wasted energy
with simple but powerful nourish-
ment.
Five years ago." writes a doctor
Il commenced to use Postum in my
own family instead of coffee" Cts
a wellknown fact that tea is just as
injurious as coffee because it contains
caffeine, the same drug found in cot
fee.) Il was so we'll pleased with the
results that | had two grocers place
1t in stock, guaranteeing its sale.
81 then commenced to recommend it
to my patients in place of coffee, as
nutritious beverage. The consequence
is, every store in town is now selling
it, as it has become a household ne
cessity in many homes.
I'm sure l prescribe Postum as oft
en- as any one remedy in the Materia
Medica-in almost every case of indi-
with the best results.
when l once introduce it into
family, it is quite sure to remain. /
shall continue to use it and prescribe
it in families where practice.
I'm convalescence from pneumonia,
typhoid fever and other cases I give
it as liquid, easily absorbed diet.
You may use my letter as a reference
any way you see fit" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read THE Road to Wellville," in
pkgs. There's reason"
Ever read the above letter? new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Matter of Justice.

Where shall justice begin, with
those who have power or with those
who suffer wrong? If exact and ideal
justice were done, the weak would
make an effort to give to the strong
all that is their due, and the strong
would try to put their affairs in order
SO that no just cause Of complaint
should exist anywhere. The unhappy
element in the relations of the strong
and the weak is that both are think
ing too much about exacting justice
and not enough about doing that
which is just and right. PAY what
thou owest" is the cry most often
heard. Give me that which is my
due. then l will pay you what l owe"
The Christian Register.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
NOVEL MILK BOTTLE-PITCHER
Spout, Lid and Handle Attached in
Ingenious Way and Will Be
Found Quite Convenient.

Or call it a milk pitcher bottle, if
you like-this device of an Ohio man.
Whatever you call it you must admit
its ingenuity A spout and lid have
a series of spring clips depending
from the edge. These clips engage
the neck of an ordinary milk bottle
and fasten the spout upon it. A
handle extends down the side. In the
center of the lid is a rod which points
at the bottom for engaging the paper
stopper of the milk bottle The spout
attachment can be fastened to any
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
MILK COOLER WITHOUT ICE
Evaporation of Water From Pan Will
Keep Place Cool-Not Hard
to Put Together.

To make. a milk cooler like the one
illustrated get four narrow pieces of
plank four feet long for legs, and set
these at any distance apart you wish,
writes Dovie Whatley of Sealey, Tex,
in the Missouri Valley Farmer Next
get three boards to use for shelves.
Let the bottom shelf be larger than
the second and the second larger than
the first. Set a pan of water on the
top shelf and drive a nail in each
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Potter Opens Conference.

Stillwater.-Colonel Charles Potter,
United States engineer in charge of
the upper Mississippi and the ST.
CroiX, is holding a conference here
with citizens of St. Paul, Hudson, Still
water and other points, concerning
the objections raised to the new wag-
on bridge over the ST. Croix at Hud-
son, on the ground that it is a menace
to navigation. The river interests
contend that one of the piers stands
lin the main channel and they are ask
ing that it be removed.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Milk BottIe-Pitcher.

milk bottle in a second. The little
rod is thrust down into the stopper
and given a twist to stick it's fangs
into the paper The cover is then
lifted off and, grasping the handle of
the whole vessel, is used as pitcher
until it is empty, when the attach
ment can be removed and fastened to
another bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Mothers LinguaI Attainment.

The mother of little boy in Kan
sas City, Kan. recites negro dialect
stories charmingly. Her small son is
quite proud of her accomplishment
and frequently boasts Of it. One day
recently, when some of his playmates
were Wanting the achievements Of
their several mothers, the little boy
braggingly remarked:
my mother is smarter than any of
yours; she can talk two languages"
What are they?" demanded his
companions.
white and colOred."
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Feeding Dairy Cows.

Fill the producing cows up on clo-
yer hay or alfalfa hay if you can get
It instead Of fodder or other coarse
stuff containing low food values.
The sensible dairyman does not ex-
pect something for nothing, and cow
cannot give full flow of milk on feeds
that do not contain sufficient milk ele-
ments.
Oats, wheat, bran, oil meal and
shorts should supplement the clover
hay.
Feed some ground corn, but do not
make it the sole concentrated ration.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
MOTHER OF
LARGE FAMILY
Tells How She Keeps Her
Health Happiness For
Those Who Take
Her Advice.
Scottville, Mich. I want to tell you
how much good Lydia E. Pinkham' Veg

etableCompound and
Sanative Wash have
done me. l live on q
farm andhaveworked
very h ard. i am
forty-five years old,
and am the mother
of thirteen children.
Many people think
it strange that l am
not broken down
with hard work and
the care of NV fam
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Case Of Mistaken Identity.

President Taft was out for his aft
ernoon walk in Washington one day
when a flaxen-haired little girl ran out
in front of him, held up her finger
and exclaimed, in shrill voice:
II know who you are!"
The president, thinking it not at all
unusual that she should possess this
information, but willing to crafty her,
asked:
well, who am II"
"Aw," she said teasingly, you're
Humpty Dumpty. Popular Maya
zine.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Raisinu Dairy Heifer.

Raise the best heifer calves. The
first six months or years care of the
calf determines largely the future use
fitness of the cow. Here we can de-
velop the tendency to take on fat and
rin the milking qualities.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

post on top. Put thin cloth around
the cooler so the end dips down into
the water and fasten to the nails. The
cloth will drink up the water from
the pan and the evaporation will keep
the inner space cool. Set the cooler
in tub to catch water as it soaks
through.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
B 9IE]l(A![i
"a Is
DAIRY HOUSE is CONVENIENT
Walls and Floor of Sanitary Building
Should Be of Reinforced Con-
crete-Cost Is Small.

Every dairyman selling milk to a
creamery or cheese factory or city
trade, or making dairy butter on his
farm, should have a sanitary dairy
house. This building should be separ-
rate from the stable and other build
Ings on the farm and should be well
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Two Eniurams.

The apple of many young mans
eye is peach.
Harping on subject will more often
suggest happy than harpist-Lip-
pincott's.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

New Ulm, Mimi, Aug. 19.-Plans
for the celebration of the fiftieth ami
versary of the Indian massacres Of
1862 have been completed, the city is
gayly decorated and many visitors
have arrived.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Wreck on Baltimore G. Ohio.

Pittsburg, Aug. 19-One man was
killed and four others injured when a
freight train crashed into a work train
on the Baltimore & Ohio railway near
McKeesport.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
$4,000 Inn Burned.

Lake Hopationg, N. Y, Aug. 49,
The fine new colonial inn, recently
completed at cost of $4,000, was
destroyed by fire.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

There are lots of funny things to be
seen in this world. and among them is
fat woman sitting on a little piano
stool.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

The Paxton toilet co. OF Boston,
Mass, will send a large trial box of
Paxtine Antiseptic, delightful cleans
ing and germicidal toilet preparation,
to any woman, free, upon request.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
Ideals.

What is your idea of a perfect hus-
band?"
Zone with about million, who
would lose no time in making me a
merry widow"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
MINNESOTA EYE, EAR, NOSE AND
THROAT HOSPITAL.

Capacity As beds, strictly modern,
specially equipped for the care of eye,
ear, nose and throat diseases. Rates
reasonable. For further particulars,
address Supt., White Bear Lake, Mimi,
or physicians in charge.
Drs. Beaudoux & Wheeler,
1888 Lowry Building st. Paul.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
It's usually the fool who rocks the
boat that lives to tell the tale

CURES BURNS AND CUTS.
Coles Carbolisalve stops the pain instantly.
Cures quick. No scar. All druggists. Is and SOC.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

Even the man who is his own
worst enemy is always ready to for
give himself
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

Even a homely man is apt 70 boast
of how the women run after him.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iniiamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

Natica-You aren't thinking of mar
rying Reggy, are you?
Evelyn-Of course I am. Hasn't
he future?
Natica-Yes, to be sure. But why
jeopardize it?
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

A woman can't feed man SO much
taffy that it will spoil his appetite for
it.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23
As To KiSSinn-

Jack-Do you believe there's mi
crobes in kisses?
Gwen-You can search me.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1912-08-23

The Serious Mantle has six
daughters, but he won't let any of
them get married.
The Joker-Maybe he doesn't want
to break the set.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
FINDING IS APPROVED
striking Miners Sentenced for Istin11.
alton Of WOrkmeD.

Charleston. w. Va, September IL
Governor Glasscock tonight approved
the finding Of the military commission
in sentencing thirty-seven striking
miners. nearly all Of whom are
Greeks. 20 sixty days In kanawha
County Jail for intimidation Of work
men. The offense was committed at
D2roth. Raleigh County. last week,
when. armed with clubs and stones,
the men sought to prevent miners
from entering mines.
That the militia is determined to
capture 4 small band OF men who have
been firing on the soldiers at various
points along Cabin Creek was indi-
Gated to-day when bloodhounds were
secured and taken to Erksdale. where
IL was learned Captain Watson's COM
pany was frel upon Monday night
The band is believed to be the same
several nights ago.
Governor Glasscock to-day notined
the various commercial and civic or
ganizations throughout the state tnat
he had called d mass-meeting OF OPP
era tors and miners and representatives
Of the various organizations to meet
In this city Saturday to discuss indus
trial conditions. II is expected the
will be largely attended by
miners and representatives OF bust
ness organizations. and that many OPP
orators Will be in attendance with at
torneys TO represent them.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
BIG FLOUR MILLS DESTROYED


Chattanooga. Term, September IL
The plant Of the Tennessee Mill Com
pany. located at Estell Springs. on the
Nashville. Chattanooga and 81. Louis
Railway. was totally DESTROYED by fire
to-day, entailing a loss estimated at
$4Je,eoo. with only abou. SI5o.ooj In
surance The IRE started from IN
known origin in one Of the boiler
rooms Fire engines were rushed to
the scene from Nashville and Win
chester, but could make no headway
against the spread OF the flames. The
mill was the largest in the South. hav-
ing a capacity OF $500 barrels OF -four
a day. and employing 800 hands. There
is practically no other industry IN the
town, and the families dependent on
the operation OF the mill will be left
with no means Of livelihood. Man
aeer r J. Riddle at once began work
Of relief among his employees.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
WILL SUPPORT STRIKERS
I nited Mine workers Consider West
virginia situation.

indianapolis, Ind, September IL
The United Mine Workers Of America
will back the strikers Of the kana"ha
coal district in West Virginia. At
conference Of officials of that organiza-
ton here this afternoon a resolution
pledginz moral and financial support
Of the national union TO the strikers
was adopted. II was signed by Presi-
dent John r. White. VicAPresident F.
j. Hayes and secretary f. J. Perry.
Of the miners national union.
President white and the other ON
Gals will attend the conference ar
ranged for next Saturday at Charles
ton. ". Va, in which Governor Glass
cock viii participate. and have agreed
20 hold in allegiance any other plan for
settling the strike until after that con-
ference. The resolution adopted to-
day concludes as follows:
We hope tina; an equitable settle
rnsnt OF this strike nay be secured.
and that the trade agreement soon will
be recognized in Wes, Virginia as it
is elsewhere, as the medium whereby
industrial peace can be secured and
fair dealing between both parties es-
tablished. We intend to do all in our
power TO bring this about"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
MARSHALL At HIS OLD HOME
End. His Campaign In Missouri q
Hannibal.


Hannibal Mo, September lin his
speech here tonight Governor Mar
shall. Of Indiana. declared that the
hope Of ending political boss rule lies
in the success of the Democratic ma
tional ticket. He said the Progressive
party candidate for President boasts
Of being destroyer of bosses. but
likened him to the sailor OF the Nancy
Brig OF the famous ballad. Governor
Marshall reached Hannibal late in the
day from La Grange. where he had
been the guest Of the little town at
home coming. TIE Governor re-
sided at La Grange short time be-
fore the opening OF the civil War
The Governor declared in his address
here that high protective tariff was
rapidly turning the country over to
the Socialists, and added:
Il am not Socialist, but il the time
ever should come when l should have
to make choice between the aris-
tocracy Of the few and the socialism
of the many, count me with the great
throbbing heart OK the many. He
closed his speech with an attack on
the money power. which he declared
was granted special privileges and con-
trolled the country.
Governor Marshall ended his cam
paign in Missouri here tonight. To-
morrow at a City Club luncheon at
St Louis he will make a non-political
address and then depart for SPRING
field H. where he speaks that night.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
ROUS|NC WELCOME
FOR BOOSTERS IN
CAROLINA CITIES
Ca mpalgn for Trade
Expansion Goes
Merrily On.
AROUSES SPIRIT
OF COOPERATION
Thriving Towns Respond Enthu+
siastically to Rchmond's Greet
ing, Business Organizations
and Municipal Officers
Turning Out to Receive
Visiting Virginians.
Greensboro Will
Welcome Boosters

Especial to The Times-Dispateh.l
Columbia, 5. September It,
The following telegram was re-
ceived this morninE from Greeas-
borO. n. c., where the Richmond
Boosters trains will stop on Thurs-
day ut HIS A. NJ. for thirty min-
utes:
"Greensboro. n. c., September 10.
Richmond Boosters, Fayetteville.
n. c.: The Greensboro Boosters. m
organization formed by progressive
citizens, hereby extend our invita-
tiOn to Richmond Boosters to stop
over In our city and accept orr Hos
pitality. Our IatchstrinE In On the
outside for every RicAnond Booster.
without regard to creed, faith or
vocation. Our gates are ajar and
our doors wide open, and the heart
lest welcome awaits your coming
Greensboro BoosteFs.'
To which Horace F. Smith replied
for the Richmond Boosters ~ fol-
l0wst
"GreensboIo Boosters, Greensbors.
". CT Richm0nd Boosters gtve ysa
three cheers and . tiger. VIII be
there with bells OH. +. Smith"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
THIRTEEN KILLED IN WRECK


London, September i7.-Thirteen per-
sons were killed and fifsy injured by the
derailment tonight of the express from
Chester to Liverpool at Ditton juno
tion, eight miles from Liverpool. The
train had passed over the Ions bridge
spanning the Mersey. and was running
down the incline leading to the juno
tion when at the cross-over points, the
engine jumped the rails and crashed
into the buttress of a bridge spanntng
the line. The coupling of the car nexl
TO the engine parted and the train
OF nine cars sped on to the station.
The leading cars crashed into the plat
form with terrific force and were
q nd caught fire and was soon con-
sumed Several bodies in this car
We're cremated Some Of tie injured
were rescued from windows. The en-
gin driver was crushed TO death and
the fireman had both legs broken.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
MEMORIAL TO BOOTH

Tssa fer Gesessl Tsassssg Cssssxe l.s
soavassSo Army wSv6esa.
New York. September 1.-THE estab.
lishmens Of . general training ccIIege
for the salvation Army AZ q memorial in
America TO its founder and late con-
mander. General William Booth. 10 n
plan outlined tonight By hts dauga-
ter. Evangeiine Booth. commander OF
the Salvation forces Of America.
Miss Booth said that the project Of n
central college for the training Of Sal.
vasion Army workers has been one
which has surdened her mind fer the
last two years. and the i6ea had late
~ been pressed uron her - one for a
ast.n0 memorial 20 her father a. ~ had
been one 81 his ambitions TO have
such college.
she made public . message from her
brother. General BramwcII Booth. IN
London. approving Of the idea. and "
- understood that efforts % carry out
the plan viii be begun at once.
Bramwerl Booth recently saacsaced
q similar plan for . memorial % 0sa-
eral Booth In EngIsal
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-09-18
DOVE oUsTED FROM OFFICE


Reasons for Removal.
Washington. September l7.-Robert
W. DOVE, collector Of customs at
Eagle Pass. Tex. has been removed
from ONCE by President Taft on
charges the nature Of which customs
ohicials decline to divulge. James A.
Hardin has been appointed to succeed
him.
During the Madero rebellion against
the Diaz government in Mexico agents
OF the Madero junta In Washington
made formal complaint to Assistant
Secretary Curtis. Of the Treasury De-
partment, against Doves enforce
ment of the neutrality laws. DOVE
was then under investigation by the
Treasury Department on other allega-
tions and, the cusoms authorities
looked into the Madero complaint.
The Madero agents charged that
Dove had used his ONCE in favor OF
the Diaz government by hindering the
movement OF supplies and ammunition
to the revoIutionists. Other allega-
tions Of a sensational nature were
made at the same time. In the midst
of the investigation the Diaz govern
ment was overthrown and the
charges were not pressed.
Customs officials to-day absolutely
declIled to discuss the case. Carmi
A. Thompson at the White House Of
fees declared the entire affair was
being handled by President Taft at
Beverly.