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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02

Mr. Hills has accepted a position witt
Hartford. Conn, company and /.
spending some time with his family a
Asbury Park before entering upon hi.
new duties.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02
Springs. Falling Springs and many
other points OF interest"
i;fciimund Girls I'm In,nu

T Springs Falling Springs and many
other points OF interest"
i;ichmond Girls In Camp.
party. composed Of MI ana Mrs.
\. l. w. Walton. Misses Kathleen ana
LOIS Richardson. OF Richmond. Miss
tAistbcth Darnan. Joe Walton. Ringola
Davant ana Joe McCormick az Ral-
t'morc. leave Friday for camping
lrip about five miles distan, from
loInokc
brilliant Entertainments
Mis-. y H. Warner. of I<enslnston.
Nh formerly MSS Mamie philips. 4
Fredericksburg belle. gave beautiful
entertainment last week to memoers OF
the United states Senate and House O,
cpreseutatives
Upon the arrival or tho guests they
we're received by Alr and Mrs. J W.
Townsend, of Kens!ngtou. Otherwise
IN the receiving line We're Mrs. william
= Terrell. Mrs j. l. Herman. Mrs.
William J.. Lewis Mrs Frank Chap
man. Mrs annie Galley and Miss BESSIE
Warner
Charles Hanford. shakespearian
actor an old friend OF Sir. Warmers.
recited the spar Spangled BANNER
ana George OConnor sang "The Dutcn
Company" oh You Beautiful Doli'
ana The old Gray Bonnet" and other
iaTorites from Mr. Warmers collection
Of popular airs a souvenir booklet
conia ming these songs wero distributed
among The guests who Joined merrily
Ia the refrain
Later IN the evening big touring
car hearing President TAFT ana a parry
~ friends returning from a tor,y- mile
u . 20 the new country home 81 Brlga-
't-General Clarence i Edwards. a,
Paiu%ent. rolled into the grounds. ami
do .ttf.
Mrs Warner upon their splendid hos
pltaiity
MIS- warners mother MIS-. a. X.
Phnlips and her sister. Mrs Ph!llips.
i've Ia freder. ckAblg. Va.
Approaching Marriage.
Ai- ana Mrs. Alfred Fitzgeral3 sell
den Announce tho approaching mar
Rage % their daughter. annie Lee. TO
Charles Bernard Flow. the wedding
20 take PLACE August IT,
Iovns-Crov.
the wedding OF Miss Ethel Mildred
Grove. 81 Wauwecosh. Wis an ON e
ciai ~ Tho Young Woman's Christian
Association. TO Hiram Evans Towns. OF
Baltimore Md. was celebrated TUESDAY.
in tho home OF Ir. and Mrs John Car
land Pollard. at G!ntor Park
The ceremony was performed by the
Rev CHARLES II Pratt o.. Glnter PARK.
4lttie MISS susie Pollard acted as
Hower sir. and carried large bouquet
% sweet peas.
Only few friends Of the couple
witnesses the marriage. Among those
present were Miss Ella Towns. sister
q the bridegroom, az Baltimore. Miss
Kate Shannon OF Norfolk Mrs John
Garland Polard. and t.w members
90 the Young Woman's CAristian AS
sociaiion whose summer Headquarters
nave been % Richmond iian. at the
+ mon Theological Seminary. Ginteg
/ Park.
After wedding trip Mr and Mrs
/ Town VIII make their home at ia
/ hooker apartments. Fayette street. Bal
timore
In nnd out OF Town.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02

Miss GLADYS Adkins left Wednesday
to spend tho month Of Argus, with
school friends a. clio, < c
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02

Mr. p Adkins and llttle daugh-
ter. Gertrude. have returned from VIZ
einia Beach.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02
Failed In His Duty.

teiephoned Becker no less than four
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02

y Dariy. eomposod Of NJ. ana Mrs.
A. l. w. Walton. Misses Kathleen ana
LOIS Richardson. OF Richmond. Miss
E'ifnDoth Darnall, Joe walton. Ringold
Davant ana Joe McCormick. az Ral-
t'more. leave Friday for a camping
trip about hvc miles diatan, from
Roanoke
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02

MISS Ethel Adkins and Miss Ruiz
Davis have returned from house party
at Vontay Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-08-02
ApprnncbInr Nfmrrinrr

Ms ana Mrs. Alfred Fi,zeerala Sci.
den announce the app.oacn!nn mar
Rage % their daughter. Annie Lee. !,
Charles Bernard Flow the wedding
20 tax 1lare August ~.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
PUBLIC SCHOOLS
SOON WILL CLOSE
Arrangements for Fairs Next
Participating for Marvin
Grove Camp Meeting.
tsnecIal in rhe rimes.pisnatch.


Lancaster. Va, April 1.-THE primary
public schools are beginning 10 close
In thu Northern Neck counties. All
the high schools and some Of the
graded schools will run one month
longer. closing some time in May. Ar
engagements for the school fairs to be
held in Lancaster and Northumber-
land next fall are going ahead. Last
waek Miss Margaret Henderson, Mrs.
Julia Lee and Edwin Brown. the spe-
ciaI committee appointed 10 get out
the catalogues. met In Irvington and
prepared the material. These fairs
VIII be held about the first of next
November. the one for Lancaster at
Kilmarnock; the one for Northunbcr-
land at Heathsville.
The committee OF ARRANGEMENTS for
Marvin Grove camp meatinS will meet
Wednesday al the camp grounds 10 let
out privileges and make other pro-
visions for The next meeting, which
will lie held during the early part of
August. 1t is announced that Bishop
Kngo, who presided over the last scs-
sion OF the Virginia Methodist Con-
ference. will be the leading preacher
at Marvin Grove next summer. and
many think IL viii be the largest and
most successful meeting ever held
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03

there. The camp grounds are located
In the southern part of Richmond
county, near the borders of Lancaster
and Northumberland.
The Rev L. NJ. Ramsey OF Halifax
county, has accepted the call to the
Baptist churches in the northern part
OF Lancaster, rendered vacant by the
recent resignation of the Rev. Way
land f. Dunaway, D. D., who had
SERVED them fer many years. Mr.
Ramsey is a young man. and was edu-
Gated at Richmond College and the
Southern Baptist Baptist Seminary at
Louisville. Ky
Miss Virginia ;Lcc. Of Pittsburgh.
Pa, who has been pronounced by An
drew Carnegie to b. the prettiest girl
In the world. is niece Of w. McDon-
aid Lee. State Commissioner OF Fish
cries. Though born In Pittsburgh. Miss
Lee spent some years of her Ifs at
Tappahannock, In Essex county. where
her father. I. b. Lee, edited the RAP
pahannock Times, and was the chi Il
promoter OF the first telephone system
In that county. Miss Lee is well known
in Lancaster. having spent last SUM
nler at the home of her uncle, W. Nc
Donald Leo in lrvington.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
ASHLAND NEWS NOTES
Especial TO The Timcs.pisna1el


Ashland. We, april DIR. z. W.
Bowen. professor OF Latin at Ran.
dolph Macon College, has been invited
TO make the address at the annual
meeting OF the Classical Association.
Middle West and South. TO be held this
year at the University of Cincinnati
April Is and u.
Miss Eleanor Montgomery, OF Rich
mond, was the week end guest of her
parents. Mr. and Mrs John Moutgom-
cry. OF Ncrdon.
Miss Amy Worth, OF Richmond, has
concluded her visit 10 Mrs. S. c. Car
ter.
Mcsdames Garrett Gooca. Of s,aun.
ton. and stephen Hunter, of Richmond
visited friends here recently.
j.. .. Brown. OF Randolph Macon
College, is spending the holidays at his
home in charlottesville.
Miss Dorothy Leitwich has returned
TO her home, In Richmond. after a
visit 10 Miss Carrie Leftwich, at the
Henry Clay Inn.
Mrs. b. Morgan Shepherd Will re-
turn tins week from delightful trip
TO Florida
L. Hatcher Wills. OF RandolpnMa.
con College, leaves Wednesday FOL
Rocky Mount. y. c., &c visit l.. l.
Gravely.
Professor and Mrs y. q. Mallory and
little daughter accompanied by Mr.
and Mrs. Mallory, OF New York. have
gone TO Buckroc Beach. Va. FOR :
weeks visit
Miss Nell Lewis. who has beer
spending The winter with her brother
Professor |. L. Lewis of Randolph.
Macon College, leaves Friday for he,
home III Raleigh. y. c.
Miss Willie Garth, OF Charlottes
Vile is the guest OF Miss Annie Ma
con Potts.
Henry Knight, OF New York, was tn,
weekend guest of Mr.. and Mrs J. II
Riddick
Al the Woman's Club this afternoo,
an interesting paper on August;
Evans" written by Mrs John Fisher
was read by Mrs. r. Il. Srnithcy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
PENSIONS FOR coNrEDEnArEs.
County Urged to Provide Fund Equal
10 That Given by Stntc.

ISrecial o The Times Dispatchl
Charlottesville, Va. April AT a
public meeting OF citizens Oh Abe
marie county held to-day at the
courthouse, q resolution was adopted
urging the Board of supervisors 10 lay
"a special tax sufficient TO provide a
pension equal 10 that OF the state Tor
the worthy INDECENT Confederate sol
diers and widows who are entitled TO
same. believing that ii is the duty OF
the county TO contribute to these pa
tots all within our power Tor their
seryicen to their native Common
wealth." The following committee
was named to appear before the board:
Cant. H. clay Mitchic. chairman; judge
John NJ. White. :. NJ. Page, John >
White. MSS Sallic boswell and Mrs
Npomau.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
WAR DEP ARTMENT
PREP ARES FOR WAR
Takes Steps TO Secure National
Guard for Regular
Army.
PEPPER BILL OUTLINED
State Troops to Be Commanded
by State Officers and to
Have Army Pay.
PEPPER BILL OUTLINED
tsnee!al 10 rhe T!mes -D!spatc!l.

.
Washington. April As the United
states 10 intervene in Mexico ana VIII
United States troops be sent there to
Guell the present UPRISING? These are
questions that the va, Department
Is seriously considering, and though
nothing OF a definite kind has Yet come
from Secretary S,imson regarding the
matter. those who are on the inside
take the position that II may not be
long until the regular army OF the
United states is largely augmented hy.
the National Guard, this step being
taken. IL Is explained to plant some
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
$50 ron nnrAn or ROADS.
nm Appropriated by James CITY
County Supervisors.
Isuccinl 10 Tho Times DlspatcA.


Wi!tjamsourg Va, April 1.-The James
civ County Board OF Supervisors, James
Walden chairman, presiding, met here yes
tcr,!ay Tor tile regular meeting, the sother
members present being John a. Barnes and
A. T. Johnson. l.. B. Manvillo, OF Newport
News, and VI. c. Armstrong. OF Hampton,
appeared before the board for an appropria-
lion for repairs 10 the Peninsula sand clay
road in this county. Tie board nppfo7ri-
utcd $50 Tor the purpose. and MIR, Manviilc
announced that the work OF snooihir5 un
TIE highway would begin AT onct
The artesian we'll NJ The Williamsburg
Knitting Mil! that has been supplying the
plant for the past ten years has suddenly
become exhausted, and a new one viii have
tn be sunk. The mill would awe resumed
Operations next Monday had IL not been for
this uniooked for delay.
Frank Gray. whoa year ago accidentally
shot one Of his aFms nearly on. stumbled
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
ROOSEVELT ENDORSED.
stokes County Republicans Favor
Former President.

Especial to The Times Dispatch
Winston- Salem, y. C. .lprl THE
Stokes county Republicans. in conven-
ton at Danbury yesterday unanimous
ly indorsed Roosevelt's candidacy
for the presidency. There was a large
attendance upon the convention, aud
there was not u dissenting voice 10
the resolution indorsing the eE-Presi-,
dent for nomination.
Delegates were elected to the state
Republican convention to be held In
Raleigh.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03

and fell. breaking his good arm near the
elbow, Saturday evening. 1t is a had fra
iurc and may leave the arm pcrnrEcrfiy
injured.
IN exciting runaway took place on East
Duke OF Gloucester Street early Sunday
morning. when II spirited animal attached
TO buggy. containing colored man and
boy took fright and dashed up the side
VA * east of the Raleigh Hotel. The buggy
was smashed UP and the boy thrown out
ono bruised The horse. which belonged TO
II. MonGuIn. was not injured.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03

10000 or 10000 troops along the Next
can border
y sign!Hcan, step in this direction
II found IN the fact tina, Representa-
,!ve Pepper. OF Iona. has jus; intro
duced a bill which practically makes
the National Guard part OF the rcgW-
lar army.
Pepper Dill.
This bill makes certain amend al=nts
to former acts SO that any military
organization in the various States par
ticipatinG in Federal appropriations al
the present time shall be considered as
voluntary army for the use OF the
United states when, in the tudgmen:
of the President, the necessities o: the
service arc greater than can be per-
formed By the regular army, and a
greater force is authorized by Con-
gress, and may he used either within
or without the territory of tine United
states for the uncxp!red term for
which they are enlisted. unless sooner
relieved by order OF the President
II IS provided that when called into
the service OF the United States, they
shall he taken Into the service as or
canized at the time tho call Is made,
namely by regiments. hrlgadcs, d!v!
siuns. or INDEPENDENT or separate or
ranizations. as the quota OF each State
or major fraction thereof may require,
including all rcgimsntsi. brigade. divi-
sion and stan officers authorized by
Law. and regulations for the corre-
spending units OF the regular army.
II is provided also that when called
into the service OF tho United States.
and while scrvin. as 7 volunteer army.
officers and enlisted men shall receive
the same pay and allowance as officers
ana enlist ted men OF like grade and
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03

former Governor n. r. Glenn tenn
porary chairman OF the Democratic
state convention, which will be held
In Raleigh OH June +.
This means that the former chief
executive Will make what may DC
termed the Keynote czech Of the con-
vention.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
TRYING TO SELL EXPOSITION
GROUNDS TO TIE GOVERNMENT
Especial to The Times-Dispatch


Washington. April 2.-The hearing
that was scheduled TO take place be-
tore the House Naval Affairs Commit
lee to-day regarding the sale OF the
jamestown Exposition property to the
government was postponed until next
Tuesday. Since the close OF the ex-
position the authorities have been en-
dcavoring 10 rcll this property To the
government but so far they have not
been able 10 make the officials see the
necessity OF acquiring IT,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
..Inuckx. IinIhmin,s Estnte.

Los Angeles, Cal. April 2.-An-
nounccmcnt Is made by Ii. Unruh, cX-
ecutor of the estate of T.. ]. ("iucky'J
baldwin. that each of the Baldwin
acirs. Mrs: Hun McLaughry and Mrs
Nlaru baldwin Stocker would receive
more than $4,000. 900
Tho valuo OF the estate is placed
by tnruh al more than S20.O00.0OO. 1t
consists OF $4,000 acres of land now
without membranes. and the aver
ase value Is estimated by him at ST.
900 an acre.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
Preparing for Convention.
,ecial 10 rae Times-DIspatch.

IslGCIN! 20 Ut 7 II1Ies- Ut
salisbury, y. c., April active
preparations are being made for the
annual convention of the Baraca and
Philnthcas OF North Carolina. which
convencs in Salisbury on -April ~ for
a two-days session. The committee
on homes is busy finding places OF en-
tertainment FOR the 500 delegates en-
pectcd COR the convention Among the
sneakers VIII he number OF The lead
ing Christian workers in America
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
Lenves for Petersburg.

Especial IN The Timcs- Dispatch.
SpartanburS, $. c. April 9.--Bcar-
ing with him valuable farewell gifts
from his congregation and friends. Or.
Lewis NJ. Roper left tonight 10 as
sumo the passionate of the First Bnp-
tist Church Of Petersburg. to which he
was called several weeks ago.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03

length OF service In the regular army,
aud in determining the amount of pay
Of all officers and enlisted men, length
Of service IN the organized militia
snail! he considered the same as II this
S=!v!cs had been in the regular army.
P II NfcC-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03
cIenn as Temporary chalrmnn.

Especial To TIE Times Dispatch1
winston Salem, y. c., April 2.--State
chairman y. II. Eller to-day named
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03


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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03

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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1912-04-03

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

Mrs. Knicker-You shouldn't have
heating foods in the summer.
Mrs. Booker = Anything cook
makes Tom hot.-Harpers' Bazaar.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11
THE HOT SPELL

Hot weather is not harmful to any
reasonably healthy person. 1t opens
the, pores, cleanses the system and
should leave most people in better
condition for It's visitation. But even
tho healthy can be middle very ancom.
Portable by refusing to observe prop.
err precautions in eating and drinking.
\ Many thousands 20 about working
hard while unprotected from the sun
without suffering distress. Athletes
ievel in 1t and feel that they are. at
their best when muscles and limb are
made supple by Its rays. This Is
proof that those in good physical con
dftion may so about their business
without special thought about the
weather The worst they have TO flea,
isNa certain amount of discomfort.
But there are others who are not
tempered to stand hot summer at
its worst, and these should acknowl
edge the fact and govern themselves
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11
~ pshA-, - - NV
WHY WE win IN The oLYMPlcs


" An English CORRESPONDENT writes
that 1t is American genlus for spe.
cialization which is responsible IN.
our showing in the OlymnIc pomoe
No other country except Finland mr..
eardiag 10 this writer has teke, a..
pains that America has taken IN troir
3ts men for the events
While not reproachinp us with I,
The fact is again made apparent that
American money Is credited with Our
victories at Stockholm.
AS an Illustration of England's un.
preparedness, we are told that one OF
Its stars" says that nobody said n
word to him rs to what was the best
course Of training to pursue. The
correspondent adds that the star
would have resented any suggestion
as an impertinence. This attitude IS
4iff marked contrast to the rigorous
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11
O.. & P. LEAGUE.
Standing of. the, clubn.
To.day's Games.
Sharon at East Liverpool.
Falrmont at McKeesport.
Administering at 'Steubenvfile.

M'KEEsPoRT, Pa, July 11.-Rain
preynted yesterdays game between
the McKeesport team and the Fair.
mont club of the o. & p. league. A
double header will be played to-day.
The FAIRIES are anxious for Sunday
TO get around when the team viii
play ut Falrmont for the first time
this season. The Fairmont team, for.
merly the Salem team; played It's first
game under its new ownership rTues.
day and won a fast game from Sharon
2 to L "
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

accordingly, seeking the shady side of
the street. exertins> themselves rs IL
tic as possible. exercising due care In
diet and dressing to suit n therinome
fer lowering between 80 and 100 de
grees. 1t is folly to brave that sort
,of temperature unless one is sure
that he issin condition TO do IT with,
cut injury.
Fa!rmont is always due for hot
spell OF the kind wea re now having.
We are fortunate in that 1t has start.
ed in somewhat later than usual. We
are also fortunate in the knowledge
that # IS sure to be OF comparatively
short duration.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

In 1909 there were 1864 florist
establishments in the United States
reporting products valued. at $24.S72,-
600, while inE1S99 there we're S.797 es.
Establishments with products valued ut
$lS,759, 900, an increase Of 1917 es,
adjustments, or 2O.7 per cent, and
$1G,113.O00, or $50 per cent.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

The international Art Society OF
Rome has issued a circular inviting
artists to submit designs for bronze
memorial statue OF Adelaide Ristori,
the Italian actress. who was SO years
old when she died, in 1906.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

The total amount invested in fac
tories in this country in 1909 amount.
ed to $1S,42S.27O.OOO, an increase of
1853 per cent. compared with 1899.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

For cutting the tops from bottles
New York man has patented tool in
which several cutting wheels arc
mounted inside hinged frame. which
may be pressed against bottle and
revolved until the glass Is cut.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11
SHARON WON.

K EAST LIVERPOOL, O., July IL
In ltstless. game yesterday Sharon
lcuthit East liverpool and won G to
3, Catcher Howard was overcome by,
the heat and carried OH the field. The
score:
=. Liverpool =. .O10 900 O20-3 10 &
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11

In a single week $4,000 Chinese
cut on their Pigtails in Hongkoag.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11
MUCH IN LITTLE.

Sixty per cent. Of the Brazil nut Is
oil.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1912-07-11
in THE, BEST OF AuMoR.

Dick-Grent Scott what ails that
automobile? See how those wheels
wobble! ra,
Bob-Looks to me like a clear case
CT Observation-Disclosures.
Mrs. Knicker-You shouldn't have
heating foods in the summer.
Mrs. Booker = Anything l cook
makes Tom hot.-Harpers' Bazaar.
Does your wife always have her
own way?"
Does she? Why. man, she's the
Ian Johnson OF our household.
troit Free Press.
The Customer-ls that real os,
trich feather?
The Draper-What, for tenpence!
Oh. no, madame: "ostrich" Is merely
Its nom-dc.pltime!-The Sketch.
Johnny, did you have a good time
at the party"
How could have good time? |
had promised mother to behave my
self."-New Orleans Picayune.
Every girl has the right to be hap
py," she declared.
Yes" her experienced friend re.
piled; but SO many girls get left in
their eagerness 10 exercise that
right Chicago RecOrd-Hefald.
Towne-Dd you ever notice any.
thing funny about Wits CONVERSE
tIcn?"
,, Brownc-Funny? I should say not,
There is absolutely no point in 1t.
Towne-That's the funny part OF
It. Having no point. how 1t is that ii
bores so quickly?-TIt Bits,