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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-18
RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY
Time lable-POrtmnd Division.

SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY
Time mble-Portanl Division.
Ia3in 80,
lJ-Albany Passengor.... f:giam.
i+-Poruand Express u,... 5.Ooam.
lt-orogon Express s..,... 5:81am.
2>-Wilamette Limited 5000. g.sOam.
l2--ShasN Limited
lS-.portland Passenger,... 2.0Opm.
go-portIand Passengcr... G3Spm
s-t--Local way troIgbtu.lO.8Oam.
222-Poraand through fr't. .lO.S6pm.
SOuthbOund.
l5--Califomia Express ,,,.. S,Slam.
lg-Ashland Passenger ger....lllOam
.li-- Roseburg Passengeru.. 4;21pm,
.gI-Wil'amette Limited. 5:SSpm
tl-Shasta Limited, ,..,.... 7.3Spm
lS-San Francisco Express ,lO;S6pm
ALBANY Passeuger.... S,3Opm
225-Local wey freight.u,,l2;35p pm
22l-san Francisco through
freight ..,.....,,,, 1901 pm
Salem.GeCr Branch.
| Il21-Passenger arr Salem. 9.25am
| IlS0-Pass m. leaves Salem 1000 am
l29-Pass l..eia Salem D.. 4,O0pm
Il2S-Pass'nger leaves Salem 5;S0p.m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1912-12-18
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Quick Results

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theredhlsHn2 thsn 25c. Count six words to the
line.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
OBITUARIES.
FANNIE RYAN


The young daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Glen v, Ryan. passed away at the home
of her parents in Garden Place on Tues
day night, after a short illness with sugar
diabetes.
Fannie was aged IL years. months
and 90 days. She had attended school
until last Friday. when her illness bseame
so severe as to require the services OF
physician. From that time-althouRh
everything known to medical science was
done-the disease rapidly developed until
the end came. The young girl was Of
a most lovable disposition and had en-
deared herself to family and friends who
were grievously shocked by her sudden
and untimely demise.
Funeral services were conducted from
the stricken home yesterday afternoon by
Rev. Orion and many gathered to sustain
the bereaved parents in their sad fare
we'll of a beloved child whose flower
ladened bier bore mute testimony OF
affection and sympathy from host OF
sorrowing friends.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Was called to her heavenly home Sat-
urday morning. March 2. She was the
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. T. S. St. John.
Her brothers are M. L. and A. P. St.John.
Hers was religious and patriotic an
cestry. Few families have given so many
officers to the church. Perhaps none had
more to do with making Kansas a free
state than her people.
At the age of II years Miss Stella
united with the Congregational church Of
Wabaunsee, Kansas. In 1901 she brought
her letter from that church to the First
Presbyterian church Of Rocky Ford. She
proved herself a consistent member OF
the church during these years.
Although much of the time weak in
body and therefore hindered from coming
to the sanctuary with regularity yet her
interest never wavered. As health would
permit she was in tine place of worship.
She always manifested special interest
in the Christian Endeavor society and its
work. The frailty of body was borne
with great patience. At no time was she
heard to murmur against the providence
that kept her from many Of the pleasures
and privileges that stronger body would
have allowed. She was gentle in her
disposition and always kind in her man.
ner. 1t was because Of her faith in her
Savior that she was enabled to bear her
burdens with patience, to perform her
duties with earnestness and to finally
triumph over all. When the time came
for her departure all was peace.
When the day came for the taking OF
the body to its last resting place it was
carried most beautifully and appropriately
by six young lady friends. members OF
the Sabbath School class to which Miss
Stella belonged.
Funeral services were held in the
Presbyterian church on Sunday afternoon
by DR.. Weaver.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
Notice of Special Meeting Of Stock
holders of The Rocky Ford
Ditch COMPANY

Notice is hereby given that a special
meeting of the Rocky Ford Ditch Com
pany will be held on Saturday. the Goth
day of March. A. D. 1912, at the hour of
o'clock P. M. at the office Of the COM
pany, No. Gil Elm Ave-. in the city of
Rocky Ford. otero county. Colorado. for
the purpose Of voting on the adoption of
Amended Bylaws of the company.
which will be at said meeting submitted
for adoption or rejection.
c. j. COVER, President.
Rocky Ford. Colo. Feb. le. 1912. AZ
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
Dr.. Wilson. the eye doctor. will
be in his office Saturdays only
during the month of March.
Notice to the Public

have removed my office from the
Kimzey-Cover block on the north side Of
the railroad. to rooms and S. over the
Red Cross pharmacy. corner Of Main and
Walnut streets. where am better pre-
pared to serve my clients than heretofore.
Please remember the place and call
and see me. whether you have busi-
ness or not. n. M. Minor, Attorney.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
For Sale Cheap.

80 acres land, first class water rights.
al highly cultivated. good buildings. 2
wells and eistern. SO acres in alfalfa.Also
have best alfalfa seed for sale. will save
middleman's price. Have good pasture.
take horses by month. feed in storms.
ROBERT E. LEWIS. Rocky Ford
Phone Ranch 1873.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

For Rent subject to sale-The E. j.
Smith property on North Tenth Street. 8
rooms. modern. barn and corral. This
property will be sold very cheap to close
receivership. G. M. HALL. RECEIVER
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

We wish to publicly thank all who
were so helpful with deeds and sympathy
in this time Of our great sorrow and loss.
Mrs. T. S. St John
A. p. St John.and family
M, L. St John and family
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

We have two varieties of first-class
white seed oats. also spring wheat. Phone
Ford COL, American Beet Sugar Co. -48
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Hear the Wehrmann's at the
Presbyterian church, Tuesday
evening. March II. Tickets at
Red Cross Pharmacy. Adult
Soc, children Csc.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Wehrmann's Concert Co. auspices Of
Star Entertainment Course. Tuesday
evening. March IL.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

For Sale-The Farmers & Merchants
Bank building. Address E. L. Robb,
Timpas, Colo. l3u
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

For Rent. room modern house
Fowler water; Chritton addition. nice
lawn and fruit. j. M. Chritton 50tf
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
Cattle Wanted

Will buy up to 1900 head range stock
at right price. or will exchange good So.
Oak. wheat land for cattle up to 5000
head. Address. Great Northern Land &
Loan Co. Rapid City, S. D. AS
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

The Sanitary Bakery is making thu
largest and best loaf In the oity.-Try /
loaf and be convinced.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

40 acres to rent. 10 acres IN alfalfa
balance all good cultivated land. See G.
M. Coffman, at Coffman g. Young's office.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Dobbs & Lyons. undertakers and en-
balmers. modern parlors, 4o4 S. Main
st. Night and dav phone Ford ll6.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
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Ask your dealer for Sanitary bread.

For Rent-Five rooms partly furnished,
close in. $l2. Enquire us S. Main st.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Equity in four room house to ex.
change for mares. See Chas. Daring Of
office Of the Swlnk Estate. 44p.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Money to loan on Real Estate al
Peoples Home Bank.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Defiance Spring Wheat for sale; also
some alfalfa seed. Phone Blue 7l2. II.
W. Royal.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

am now ready to write contracts for
Vine Seeds. r. n. James. Poll N. Main
St. 40
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

For Rent-6 room house, 4 miles sout
east Of town. Phone Blue 455.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

For Sale-Bay mare. with foal. weigh
lug about 1850. Phone Ranch 1875
N, j. Miller, 39tf
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Eggs for Sale. S. c. Rhode Islam
Reds. ST per setting. Glenn v. Ryan. Att
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Furnished rooms for Rent. Single or
ensuite. H. S. VanAntwerp, st John Block
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Suit of rooms for light housek eeping at
,2lo Swink Ave. 36tf
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
Contracts for Vine Seeds

am now ready to write contracts for
1912 crop. r. H. James. 20lR N. Main
St. -42
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

Stauffers are headquarters for fresh
vegetables and delicatessen goods.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08
Attention Yeomeu

Attention YeOmen
Rocky Ford Lodge No. 714. B. A. Y.
willmeetevery Tuesday evening hereafter
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

During Lent season visit Stauffers fol
your fresh. salt and smoked fish.
Rocky Ford enterprise. (Rocky Ford, Colo.) 1887-1950, 1912-03-08

DR.. P. P. Keck. Veterinarian. Offics
at Grand Valley Livery Barn. phons
Ford 10. ATT
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
MOVEMENT TO
STOP THIRD TERM
WAS BLOCKED
RESOLUTION AIMED AT ROOSE-
VELTS ALLEGED AMBITION is
WITHDRAWN TEMPORARILY.

WASHINGTON, d. c., Feb. G.
The Slayden anti-third term resolu-
ton was temporarily withdrawn in
the house yesterday because Of the
absence of a 'second"--a detail of
parliamentary procedure which took
The house by surprise.
When Mr. Slayden offered his res
olution Representative Norris of Ne
braska demanded a second for it.
a formal way of securing a forty
minute debate.
To the surprise of many, the roll
call resulted 80 to 81, and, having
no second for his resolution, Mr.
Slayden withdrew it. While the
roll call was on there was in pro
gress a continuous conference among
the republicans, in which the regu
lars and progressiyes took part.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
CONGRESS KEPT
BUSY WITH THE
TARIFF REVISION
HEARINGS ON VARIOUS PRO
!. POSED BILLS EXPECTED TO
COVER LONG PERIOD.

WASHINGTON, d. c.. Feb. c.
Tariff revision work by the commit
tees of both houses was renewed
by an attempt to fix the date of
action on the arbitration treaties
with Great Britain and France.
The house caucus of Wednesday
night and the controversy between
house leaders on the proposed in
vestigation Of the money trust
will enliven congress next week.
The senate committee on finance
will begin active consideration OF
the tariff Wednesday, when the first
of the long series OF hearings on
the house steel bill will be held
Republican leaders figured that Feb
ruary 20 will be the approximate
date for closing the hearing
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
RAILROAD RATE
CASES ARE NOW
ON IN RENO
ACTIONS ARE BROUGHT BY Me-
VADA SHIPPERS AGAINST
RAILROADS..

RENO. New. Feb. 6.-The hear
ing of number OF cases to be de-
termined by the interstate COM
merce commission, were begun yes
terday in the rooms of the Reno
Commercial club. The testimony is
being taken by Examiner vassault
and is being geographically re-
ported to be passed upon by the
examiner and referred to the COM
mission.
These actions, dozen or more.
were brought by Nevada shippers
for overcharge and the defendants
named are the Southern Pacific. Tom
opah & Tidewater, Bullfrog-Gold-
field and Santa Fe railway COM
panies. The plaintiffs are asking
for refunds on overcharges amount
ing to nearly $4,000.
The foundation for the actions
was laid by II. l.. Leavitt, whose
business is to check freight accounts
for his patrons and determine If
there are overcharges or not
When overcharges to the amount
named were discovered the firms
and corporations affected brought
combined action through their at
torney, William P. Seeds.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
STARVATION DR..
IS FOUND GUILTY
MANSLAUGHTER
JURY'S VERDICT CARRIES SEN
TENCE OF ONE TO TWENTY
YEARS.

SEATTLE, Wash. Feb. 6.-Mrs.
Linda Burfield Hazard, the Star
walton doctor, was found guilty
of manslaughter by a jury at Port
Orchard, having caused the death by
starvation of Claire Williamson, an
English heiress, who underwent the
fasting treatment.
The woman was present with hei
husband former army officer
She was silent throughout the trial
but stormed and ragged as she left
declaring it persecution of the med
ical profession. The verdict carries
a sentence Of one to twenty years
One ballot was taken.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
STATE EDITORS
ARE NOW HOLDING
ANNUAL Meeting
HAVING THEIR FIRST REGULAR
MEETING IN RENo-MUCH
WORK TRANSACTED.

RENO, New, Feb. G-The edi-
tors of Nevada are having their
first annual meeting in the Com
mercial club rooms in this city.
The editors perfected an organiza-
ton last December and this is the
first regular meeting held since that
time Owing to the fact that this
is the day on which the various
boards Of county commissioners meet
number of the publishers were
unable to be present. The morn
ing yesterday was spent in a gen.
eral discussion of several subjects,
and the afternoon was given over
TO transaction of other business
Invitations from Captain Gosse tc
dinner at the Riverside. from
the Majestic TO attend the perform
ance and from the board of schoo
trustees to visit Reno schools wal
accepted The editors were unable
to accept an invitation to atten'
a reception under the auspices o
the Equal Franchise society tonight
owing to the fact that most of then
will have left for their homes b
that time
Among the editors present are
w w Booth of the Tonopah BE
nanza Phil Tripleet OF the Well
Herald; D. f. Williams of the Fa
lon Eagle; w. W. Ellis. Wonde
Mining News; f. steninger. Elk
Free Press; A. J. Mccarthy an
F. J. Kingdom, Walker Lake Blu
letin; w w Booher, Elho Ind
! pendent; j. c. Mulcahy, Sparl
: Tribune; Frank Reber, Nations
Miner; J II. Buck of Nina Mine
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
JOHNNY COULON
DEFEATS CONLEY

LOS ANGELES, Feb. 6.-Johnny
Coulon of Chicago successfully de-
Tended his title to bantamweight
champion by gaining the decision
at the end of 20 rounds of fast
and furious fighting with frankie
Conley of Kenosha, Wis, in Vernon
arena.
Conley was fearful sight al
the close of the fight. Both eyes
were shut and his face cut in sew
eral places He continually KEPT
boring in, and forcing the fighting
He semed to be the stronger of the
two, but Coulon landed five blows
to his one, and never was in an!
danger of losing. One of the big
gest crowds in the history of fight
ling saw the contest.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
CONDEMNED men
sing WHILE negro
IS Being EXECUTED

0SSINING, n. Y, Feb. 6.-While
the condemned inmates in the death
house in Sing Sing prison softly
sang, Safe in the Arms of Jesus,
Charles Swenton. a negro, was exc
cuted in the electric chair yester-
day morning for the murder of
Isaac Lee. 1t was the first time
in the history of the prison that
the condemned have ever sung a
death dirge while another has paid
the life penalty.
Swenton shot and killed Isaac
Lee on the night of November 3
1910, at the latter's home on West
69th street, New York City. Boil
were negroes.
The killing was the indirect re
suit of quarrel over the tariff
Lee said he could not understand
how the trusts could have go
hold of Goldfish because there ar
so many in the sea-" This remarl
angered Swenton, who told Lee t
cut it out"
The next night Swenton went t
Lees apartment and shot him,
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
Labor Leaders Enter Pleas
Of Not Guilty Of Charges

the indictments and the demurrers
offered by the attorneys for the de-
Tense, then announced that the de-
murrers were overruled and the
motion to strike out denied.
Attorney Davis told the court that
all the defendants were DESTROYS of
speedy trials and Judge Wellborn
said he thought he could accom-
modate them when they appear be-
fore him tomorrow.
Attorney Davis said that the rea-
son for submitting the demurrers
without argument was that it was
better to go to trial on a poor in
dictment than on a good one" He
said the motion and the demurrers
were filled merely to keep the
records clear.
Davis declared his clients would
not accept any compromise in their
cases as has been rumored, in view
of the general belief that the
county grand jury when it resumed
its inquiry into charges growing Out
of the Mcnamara case tomorrow
was expected to return Indictment
for conspiracy against numbe'
of labor leaders.
l~e-~oo-~~o.~~s>~N-~
The American cabled an offer witt
a larger side bet appended, AM
it is probable that the Englishmal
will take on the bout.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06

LOS ANGELES. Feb. 6.--The pre-
liminary motions overruled, Olaf
Tveitmoe. Anton Johannsen, E. A.
Clancy and ]. e. Munsey, the labor
leaders indicted on charges of con-
spiraey to transport dynamite, en-
tered pleas of not guilty yester-
day before Judge Olin Wellborn
of the United States district court.
Judge Wellborn announced that
he would fix the dates for the
trials today
There were three indictments. The
accused men were called upon sep
arately and as each bill was read
to him and he was asked to plead
he shouted: Not guilty."
Attorneys for the defendants sub
mitted without argument the demur-
rers to the indictments and the mo-
ton to strike out that part of the
first indictment returned by the
federal grand jury which referred
to the alleged fact that ortie Nc
Manigal had used the receptacle in
which dynamite was brought to
California to convey presents back
to his wife in Chicago.
Judge Wellborn glanced through
~o-~-@~~~~eo-N.~-~~~ ~-~~No-~~-~s-S~--~-NS-~
take bout of at least twenty
rounds to give satisfactory. results
II would not object to even
longer route, if necessary to decide
the title question. While the welter
) weight class has been more or les'
: abandoned in the past, | belieV'
that many of the present day light
I weights would rather fight in ina
[ class If they could get plenty o
1 competition. If Mcfarland and my
I self are matched, it will mean tina
0 the title claim will be establishe
+ and the welterweight class revive
/. sufficiently so that il would brin
n on a new crop of aspirants for tn
y championship in the class II Nc
e Farland wants to accept my propos
If ton / would like to see the
Ie arranged for late in February G
IS early in March, and will sign
r any time"
70 Bronson may go to England aboI
(. the middle of February to me-
lie Matt Wells. providing satisfaction
n. terms can be made. Wells mai
as ager offered the Hoosier boxer
in proposition but Bronson is aft
a more than the Britishers wanted
Id wager on the outcome of the bou
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
READY
To MARCH At A
MOMENTS NOTICE
GEN. WOOD ISSUES ORDERS
TO PREPARE. FOR DUTY ON
MEXICAN BORDER.

WASHINGTON, d. c., Feb. e.
To meet any emergency that may
arise in connection with the unset
tied conditions in northern Mexico.
Gen. Wood, chief of star, has is
sued orders to officers commanding
army posts in various parts Of the
country to hold troops in readiness
for duty on the border. General
Duncan, of the department of Texas,
was instructed to use his own
Judgment" in moving troops, en-
forcing neutrality laws and also
strengthening various garrisons
along the line.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
SECRETARY FISHER
ADVOCATES RULINGS
OF GREAT BENEFIT
SUGGESTS MEASURES OF RE-
B LIEF THAT WILL BE OF AID
TO HONIESTEADERS.

WASHINGTON, d. c.. Feb. g.
Redistribution of the forms of en-
try for lands in public domain, laws
to meet each particular class of
entry and rulings by the land Of
fee to encourage the boni fide
settlement OF the west, were adyo-
Gated by Secretary Fisher yesterday
before the house committee on
public lands.
He submitted draft Of a new
law to regulate demonstrating on
arid lands, relieving the settler OF
the residence requirements on ir
rigation projects for the first tive
years and providing plan of i'm
provement of part of the land eacl
year.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
WHERE DOES The
WELTERWEIGAT
TITLE BELONG NOW?

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Feb. g.
When Packey Mcfarland Of Chicago
announced his intention of battling
in the welterweight class in the
future, he took on an immediate
occupation, for now Ray Bronson of
Indianapolis, who also recently de-
serted the lightweight fold to class
as a welterweight, and who claims
the worlds title in that class, comes
forth with a def for the Stock
Yards Boy" and offers to wager
$1,000 that he can make good the
defense of his claim to the top
notoch in the welter division. Bron
son offers almost any kind of
bout which Mcfarland would choose
but would prefer one in which TIL
question of supremacy could be de
Icided without doubt.
Since both Mcfarland and mysel
have decided to quit the lightweight
Iclass and fight as welterweights i
the future says Bronson, =
seems to be up to both of us t
prove just where the title be
longs. For my part, | claim /
and am willing to meet any of thei
at any time at 142 pounds. pr'
fer Mcfarland at this time, beeaus
he seems to be to be the class
the Americans who would hold Il
> title. am willing to sign article
! to meet him before the club offe
a ing the best proposition, and to
!. any number of rounds he may eleC
/ In addition, want to post a si'
r bet of $1,000 that / can beat hi
; when Mcfarland and l met
J. lghtweights at New Orleans
e 1909 we went twenty rounds to
draw, so I believe that It won
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1912-02-06
.NEIGHBOR Who
BORROWED PAPER
FOR ECONOMY

A man who was too economical
to purchase or subscribe for pa
per sent his little boy to borrow
copy from his neighbor. In his
haste the boy ran over a "a stand
of bees and in ten minutes looked
like a warty summer squash. His
father, who ran to his assistance,
and failuing to notice barbed
wire fence, ran into that, cutting
a handful of flesh from his anatomy
and running a 81 pair of pants.
The old COW took advantage of
the gap in the fence and got into
cornfleld and killed herself eat
ling green corn. Hearing racket,
the wife ran out, upset a four
gallon churn full of rich cream
into a basket of kittens, drowning
the entire litter In her haste she
dropped a $25 set of teeth. The
baby. having been left alone, crawled
through the spilled milk and into
the parlor, running brand new
carpet During the excitement the
oldest daughter ran away with the
hired man, the dog broke up II
setting hens and he calves got out
and chewed the tails off four fine
shirts. -Record-Courier.