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Tigers Take Both

St Louis. May 2S.-Detroit pitchers kept their hits well scattered while the local pitchers were hit often and their team mates errored at critical stages, permitting Detroit to win both games of a double header from St. Louis this afternoon. scores to and to 2. Scores. first game: R. H E st. Louis ..... 900 900 OO0--0 ? Detroit ......... 900 100 130--5 10f
 Batteries: Hamilton, Nelson and Kritchel, Willett and Stanage. Time, f.40. Empires, O'Loughlin and Wes- teryelt.
 Second game: K. Ill. 10 [. Detroit ......... 104 010 000--6 12 St. Louis 900 00f 100--2 Q 3
 Batteries: Dubuc and stanage; Lake and stephens. Time, 200. Empires, Westervelt and OLoughlin.
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Selma and Gadsden Split

Gadsden. May 2s- -tSpeciaLJ-The Steel makers split a double header with Selma today. taking the first by score of 1 to 1 and losing the second F to ?.
 Priest allowed only one scratch hit in the first game, while Robinson went to pieces in the sixth, when Gadsden's scores were made.
 The second game was farce after Seigle had been benched for disputing Um- pire Williams decision on drive along the first base line. The Gadsden player was upheld by the fans, and for time
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Two Base Hits-McManus 3, Nichols, Reagan.
 Home Run-Randall
 Double Plays-Vasterling to Howell 10 searks; Bowden to Morton to Williams. Baso on Balls-McManus 3, Randall 3. lit by Pitched Ball-By McManus CBow- den)
 Struck Out--McManus B. Time of Camel :50
 Gmpire-W Williams.
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cotcb ,o Wrestle Americus

Baltimore, May &-Gus schoenlin fAmericus), champion light heavyweight wrestler, announced tonight that Frank Gotch had signed a contract to wrestle with him for the championship on June 1 in this city. The match was originally made for May 30 but Gotch asked for more time to train.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
STANDING
Reds Are Beaten Again

Chicago, May 2S.-Chicago got to Gaspar and Kecfe for eight hits in the third in- ming today, scored nine runs and won the second game of the series from Gin cnnati, 10 to 9 Brown held his opponents to six hits and also hit safely three times. once for double. Score. R.H. l.. Cincinnati ............f f0i GOO OO0- 6 o Chicago ..................009 col O0s-10 II 2
 Batteries: Brown and Needham; Cas- par, Keefe and Clark and Mclean. Um- pire, Klem and Bush. Time, 1;49.
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Mangelsen Wins Championship

Chicago. May 2s.-H. N. Mangesen of Clinton. la. tonight was declared winner of the twelfth annual skat tournament here. As the champion for the year 1912 he was awarded $loo0 prize. August Theis of Chicago was second. and F. Kreuter of Sheboygan. Wis. was third, with spade solo against 10 matadors.
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Red Sox Beat Champs

Boston. May 2s.--Hall kept Philadel- phia's hits well scattered today while runs were easily made off the first three of the four twirlers that opposed the locals. so Boston won ' to 3. Gard ner's hit In the first inning got away from Murphy and the batter made the circuit, as did two others ahead of him. Score: k. H E |. Philadelphia .... oo1 100 1Oo--3 8 1 Boston ....... sO2 200 00%--7 0
 Batteries: Houck. Martin, Russell Pennock and Lapp; Hall and Nunamak- CT Time, 1:5s. Empires, Perrine ana Dineen.
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MANAGER CALLAHAN UNDER SUSPENSION

Cleveland. May 2s.-Manager Calla- han of the Chicago Americans today re- ceived notice from President Ban John son of the American league Of three days suspension for Calahan's run in" with Umpire Westeryelt during the
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LOOKOUTS WIN TWO
 BY FAST FIELDING

Chattanooga. May 2s.-rast infield- Ing and base running enabled chatta- nooga to win two hot fought pitchers battles from Mobile today. Moran's batting and base running featured both cnnfaafs
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American Horse Wins

London. May 2S.-The Victoria cup, a handicap of 125o sovereigns for 3-year- olds and upwards. distance seven fur longs, straight was won at the Hurst Park meeting today by H. P whitney's 5 Whisk Broom. Prince San was second and Eton Boy third. Fourteen ran.
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PhiIlies Trounce Perdue

Philadelphia, May 2S.-Phiadelphia de- feated Boston in a slugging match here today by To to s. The home team knocked Purdue and Hogg off the rubber and Bos- ton treated Shultz in the same manner. Score. RH.E. Boston .............20 200 GOA OO2--S ii Philadelphia ........... BIO 0l3 O2"-l0 l3 l
 Batteries: Purdue. Hogg Donnelly and Kling and Gowdy; Alexander, Shultz and Moran. Time. 200 Empires, Owen and Brennan.
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Game Nearly Four Hours Long

Cleveland. May 2s.-Chicago easily defeated Cleveland today to 3. Krapp was very wild The game was Inter- rupted frequently by showers and the second game was postponed to be played tomorrow. Score: R 1T E Cleveland ... 0O2 900 001--3 II 2 Chicago ........ 02f 900 121--7 0
 Batteries: Krapp and Adams; Lange and Sullivan. Empires, Hart and Con- molly. Time, 3:45.
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5 J M M AK T.
 Stolen Bases-Jackson, Wells.
 Double Play-Jackson to Reagan to Nor ton.
 Sacrifice Hits-Bokenfohr. Reagan 2. Slegle ?.
 Base on Balls Bokenfohr 8, Priest B.
 Hit by Pitched Ball-Bokenfohr (Bow- den. Jackson). Struck Out-Priest l. Time of Camel 20. ITmpirp-ANfiifaus
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SUMMARY.

Two Base Hits-Moran. Coyle, Paulet. Sacrifice Hits-Starr. Hannah. Hopkins. Stolen Bases-Moran, Walsh. Double Plays--Vance to Walsh; Sentell to Dalenti to Coyle.
 Bases on Balls--Boehling 2, Berger 1. Hit by Pitcher-By Boehiing (Walsh). Struck Out-Boehling 6, Berger '. Wild Pitch-Boehling.
 Time--1:40
 Umpires-Rudderha and Pfenninger.
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International League

At Buffalo: Buffalo, 2: Rochester. 2. {Called end of 6th, rain).
 At Newark: Newark, 15.- Jersey City, g.
 At Providence: Providence, 14; Bal timore. 13.
 At Montreal: Montreal 1; Toronto, 8.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
STANDING
Senators Win With Johnson

New York. May 2s.--Griffith sent day and though hit hard, he had little trouble winning 8 to 3. Score: R. H E. Washington .. 220 220 000--S 12 o New York ..... 900 900 210--3 13 4
 Batteries; Johnson and Ainsmith; ; Quinn. Warhop and Street. Empires, Egan and Evans, Time :35.
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Called acCOnnt NdI hIItbs'
 SUMMARY. Two Base Hits-Hemphill, Hardgrove. Home Run-McGilvray Base on Balls-Stton l, Hardgrove 3. Struck Out-Hardgroye l. Double Playg-East unasslsted; Marcan to Ellam to McGivray. Stolen Base-McGilvray Sacrifice Hits-Bailey. Alperman. rnpires-oToole and Hart. Time-1 20.
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SUMMARY. Home Run--Roben Stolen Bases--A1len Hartley 2. Double Plays-McDufr to Carter to Fisher. Sacrifice Hits-Carter 2 Struck Out-Batson g. Time of Game-1:25. Umpire-Chestnutt.
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s-IIit for Demaree i'm ninth.

SUMMARY. Two Base Hit-Walsh. Stolen Base-Moran. Double Play-Barr 10 Balenti. Sacrifice Hits--Maloney. Coyle. Bases on Balls--More 4, Demaree 2. Struck out--More 3. Demaree 3. Time-1 40. -Pfenninger and .Rudder- l, a n,
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SUMMARY

To Base Hits--McGilvray, Messenger Three Base Hits-Ellam. Alperman. Base on Balls-Johns l, Miller ?. Boyd 2 Struck Out-Johns 1. Miller ?. Boyd 8. Passed Ball-Donahue.
 Wild Pitch-Johns.
 Double Play--Donahue to O'Brien. I Hit by Pitcher-ElIam (Miller). Stolen Bases-Almeida, McGilvray. Mo- Bride, Carroll
 Sacrifice Hits-Messenger, McGilvray Elaul
 Umpires-Hart and O'Toole. Time-2:30
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Two Base Hlts-LdNeIy, WOuItUH, NtTTi Seaubaugh. McElveen. Three Base Hit-Coles Sacrifice Hits-Tonnenan. Stolen Bases-Moulton. Double Plays-Crandall to Abstein; Coles to Wares.
 Bases on Messenger l, Lively 8, DaDzig 2.
 Struck Out-Kisslnger 2, Danzig ?. Time-1:55.
 Umpires-Breitensten and Kellum.
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 *-Batted for Williams in ninth Score by innings. Rome ...... 502 oil O3'-15 Bessemer ..... 210 031 010-- s
 SUMMARY Two Base Hits-Bumgardner, Nor gan McLain. Geyer. E Three Base Hit-McLain. Home Rum-Ramage. Sacrifice Hits-Heck, Ramage. Boyd, McLain.
 Stolen Bases-Evans, Boyd ?, Geyer, Griffin, McLain. Bumgardner, Ramage. Innings Pitched-Sheppard with II hits and runs, Eyler 4 with hits and runs.
 Struck Out-Sheppard 2, Williams g.. Eyler 2.
 Bases on Balls-Sheppard ?. Eyler l., Williams 4.
 Wild Pitch-Sheppard. Hit by Pitcher-By Williams (Wes- sel).
 Time of Game-220. umpire--I4auzon.
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Cotton States League
STANDING

At Yazoo City: Yazoo City 1s, Green wood 10.
 At vicksburg: Vicksburg 5, Hatties- burg l.
 At Meridian: Meridian 3, Jackson 5.
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ANCIENT AND ACCEPTED SCOTTISH
 RITE

4 MEETING WILL. BE HELD WEDNESDAY,, MAY 29, AT F.. M., FOR WORK IN 10TH, 1fTH, FIFTH AMI 13TH DEGREES. THE 14TH DEGREE WILL BE CONFERRED THE SAME DAY AT 7;3O F. M. ALL BRETHREN OF THE RITE ARE CORDIALLY IN yITED TO BE PRESENT.
 II. R. DE HOLL,
 VEN. MASTER, CHARLES ,. GEOhEGAN, sECrY.
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Cardinals Trim Pirates

Pittsburg, May 2S.-In slow game to- day St. Louis defeated Pittsburg. Both Hendrix and Geyer were wild and Lei- field and Willis were substituted Score;
 R.H.E. Pittsburg ................ 100 030 000-i 9 St. Lotus ..............s.. Z2D oV5 Wo--f l3 l Batteries: Hendrix Leiheld, Ferry and Kelly: Geyer, Willis and Bresnahan and Bliss Time. 2:17 umpres, Rigler and Finneran.
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Game Was Erratic

Each team fielded loosely and many runs resulted therefrom. In the first Bumgardner doubled, was sacrificed by Heck. Ramage went out third to first and Cochran walked, going to third on Shinn's hit, which scored Bumgardner. Cochran scored on Morgan's hit.
 In the second Bumgardner walked and scored when Geyer let Heck's single get by him. Tn the fifth Bumgardner singled and scored ahead of Ramage when Andy hit a home run. Morgan doubled and scored on Forsythe's single.
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Rome Wins Game

Rome made five in the first on Williams wildness and four consecutive singles. A base on balls, two singles and an error netted two more in the third. Two hits and a sacrifice were good for one in the fifth. Four hits and a wild throw brought across four in the sixth. In the eighth base on balls, two singles and double put three more on the score book. Geyer drove in six runs by timely hitting, while Heck made perfect record at bat. Bum gardner's base running featured for the
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SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING
Results Yesterday

Birmingham 13-S, Atlanta i-1. Chattanooga 2-3. Mobile II. Memphis 9. Montgomery G.
 Nashville-New Orleans; rain.
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Games Today
Games Today Bessemer in Rome. Selma in Gadsden. Huntsville in Anniston.

Rome, Ga, May 8.-(Speeial. l-Poor fielding, bad pitching and free hitting marked an uninteresting game this after the locals won easily by the score of 15 to s. Sheppard and Williams had nothing on their balls, but Eyler. who succeeded Sheppard held the Pipemakers safe for four innings.
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wrixhtvlIIe BeacI.

Queen of Atlantic coast resorts, S15.00 lo-day tickets on sale Thursdays. Sea- board.
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ROME DEFEATS BESSEMER BY
 SLUGGING PITCHER WILLIAMS
TEAM PLAYS VERY POOR BALL AND GAME WAS VERY UNIN- TERESTING = WAS SLUGGING MATCH FROM BEGINNING
soITTHEAsTERN STANDING
Results Yesterday

Rome I5. Bessemer s.
 Gadsden 4-2. Selma 1-12. Anniston 3, Huntsville 1,
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AND BOYD PITCHED SPLENDIDLY, WHILE BARONS SLUGGED TERRIFICALLY. BIG M'GILyRAY HITS HOMER IN SECOND
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Brooklyn Loses To Giants

Brooklyn, May 2S.- Brooklyn nearly doubled the hits of New York today. but lost to 1, through errors and head less base running. Twice runs were thrown away when men on bases ran back on clean hits made by succeeding batsmen. Mathewson was relieved by Crandall after the locals had made 10 hits off him in the seven innings. Score.
 n
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Barons Hit Hard

Marcan and Boyd were the only Barons unable to hit safely while Johnston, AL meida and McGilvray got three clouts apiece. Great running catches by Mes senger and Bailey and a fine stop and throw by o'Brien were the fielding fea- lures.
 The Barons started their run getting In the first inning. After Macan had flied out, Messenger beat out an infield hit. but was out stealing Then successive singles by Johnston, Almeida and Me- Cilyray counted A rtin
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Barons Score Six Runs

Then came the big third stanza. Mar
 can struck al wild pitch and reached
 second. Messenger sacrificed him to
 third. Johnston got his second hit SCOT
 ing Marcan. Almeda walked McGil-
 vray doubled, scoring Johnston. Mcbride
 singled while Almeida and McGilvray
 counted. Mcbride stole and counted on
 Ellams triple to the ,scoreboard. Yantz's
 single scored Ellam, making six to count
 In one inning.
 Miller took up the burden in the fourth
 and blanked the Barons. In their half the Crackers counted three.
 Ganley singled. Hemphill hit to McGilv- ray and when McGilvray threw bad to
 second both hands were safe. Alperman poied triple to left, both scoring. Ha
 scored on O'Dell's infield out Almeida was safe on O'Dell's error in
 tse fifth and went to third on Mcbride s singles, counting on A double steal. In the sixth, free ticket to Messenger
 and singles by Johnston and Ameida counted two. Jimmy scoring from first .. Two bases on balls and couple of in field outs scored one for the Crackers in the seventh.
 Bases on balls to Marcan and Messen-
 ger in the eighth followed by Almeida's
 single and McGilvray's sacrifice fly count cd two.
 SthBic anu MtctHEcI ubuDis scored the thirteenth run in the ninth
 Large William McGilvray's circuit
 smash in the fourth was the turning point of the second contest From then
 until the end both hurlers were un- beatable.
 Running catches by Messenger and
 Johnston and one handed pickup by O'Bren were the field features Marcan walked to start the game and tod a, cfr UIa IxyA fac
 senger and Johnston, an unassisted double play by East preventing further scoring.
 Bailey walked in Atlanta's half but was forced by Ganley. Hemphill dou- bled with Ganley' on third. Johnston's s play on this hit saving a run. O'Delrs fly counted Ganley. A single by Almeida, followed by Mo- Gilvray's home run smash sent in what proved to be the two winning runs in the fourth. the ball went through the left field fence.
 Smith and Yantz. and Dessau and Donahue will be Wednesdays bat
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Games Today
Games Today Birmingham ate Atlanta. Mobile at Chattanooga. Montgomery at Memphis. New Orleans at Nashville.

Atlanta, May 2s.-fSpeciai) )-Birming- ham took both ends of doubleheader with Atlanta today by hard hitting, win ming the first 13 to and the second 3 to 1.
 Boyd and Hardgrove both pitched win ming ball. They deserved to win and, with such heavy artillery behind them as 24 hits for sixteen runs, they were safe. Thirty-three bases in all the Barons cor rallied.
 A good crowd witnessed the Cracker double defeat. Sixteen hits for 20 bases were the .Barons' totals off of Johns and Miller, Johns being driven to cover in three rounds
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s-Batter for Johns in third inning. ss-Batted for Miller in ninth inning. Score by innings:
 Birmingham .......... 106 012 201-13 IS Atlanta ................ 003 600 100-- 6
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05
Editorial nom 4

Editorial nom Mediord. oregon SUM-
a Is
It's cleo
indications point affirmative decision.
In civilization
rushing the conclusion that return corruption
Righteousness viii bring relief
II win increase lower civic seifrespect drive
invitation ffoh OF
the
Cities the whwlnd Of
GU
Morality not only good morals q e good business In spite Of
ordinary human deceney and
conspcnousy n he
a She
game
philosophy dollar
above welfare line OF
which wicked Il IL stupid
The better sense Of Seattle citizenship may come to the rescue Al
mmutable
right living with the individual the community
practical guidance human
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SURELY BREAKS THE
MOST SEVERE COLD
IN SEVERAL HOURS

There ia not one grain ~ quinino
IN pape'a Cold Compound. which.
when taken every two hours. antii
three consecutive doses are taken.
win surely end tho grippe and break
up the most severe cold. either In
tho head. chest. hack. stomach or
limbs
II promptly relieves the most mis-
erabis headxehe. duiiness. head and
nose stuffed up. feyefinhnsns. sneex
Ing. suro throat. running OF the
nose. catarrhal affections. soreness.
stiffness and rheumatic twinges.
rapa's Cold Compound ia the 70
suit az three years research AZ q
coat Of more than ftfty thousand
dollars. and contains no aulniue.
which ws have eoneinslsely demon
strnsed ~ not effective In tho treat
fn~nt ~ colds or grippe.
Take this harmless Compound
az directed. with The knowledge that
there ID no other medicine made
anywhere else Ia the world which
viii cure your cold or end grippe
misery as promptly and without any
other assistance or bad after effects
as = zk-csnt package a par4s Cold
COMPOUND. which any druggist In
the World can supply.
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WI 1t Do You Think?


like Harmon nominated what do
appear
viii concentrate the form Of national probably called
Ae paryf DO think likely happcnf
Assume that the posressss In the republican and democratic
kader Who the logical candidaeF IA Foleer Wilson,
With oIdtne working against
Ae progressive party II n a
sentiment
Widespread
viii OF tandpa candidates
& both Chicago and Baltimore.
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The Lesson; "On, Sail On!"

gives joaquin Mflers stirring
POEM COLUMBUS the first Of the Of In Folees
sing In heart OF the intrepid
,ss too may p % Az a and % BE- e sp
piece the poem ia The sentence in the telegram which
Il reply
But the Christopher
Columbus the embodiment OF tho deahess that sends
naions forward.
gray Azores
behind The OF Hercules:
Before him
Before him Only namaless
The good said Now pray.
For. 10. the
Brave Admiral speak. what shall say
Why Sail sail sail on"
Ms men grew utlnous by day
Ny CHASTITY and weak.
The thought OF
Of salt washed his swsthy cheek.
What shall brave Admiral
II sight naught but dawn
Why a O day.
Sail on sail on. sail and on "
They sailed blow.
u blanched
Why, not God would know
should and all gaII dead
way.
For God from these dread
Now peak say
He said: Sail Sail oni-
They sailed They spakc he mate
And pssred through darkness An that nigh'
Win lifted teeth Z to bitei
Brave ADMIRAL but good word.
What shall do when gomez
The words leapt a flaming
san on Sail onl Sail on. and on."
pale and worn.h he kepf his deck.
And peered through the darkness All. that nigh
OF all dak nights And then speck-
light light a light,
a uufuried
II be Times OF dawn.
He gained a world he that world
Its "on, Sail onl"
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The homcly girls get married
Just the same. take particular
notice.
The damsel that has to powder
her neck Amt very strong for
waists cut low In the collar.
My sister Sophy is going to write
TO Cynthia Grey for advice about n
young man that walks her past the
Ice cream parlor and then stops TO
buy good cigar.
The 0 o'clock crowd goes to
work like II had locomotor ntaxia.
My dad brags that ma never
went through Ills pockets. and ma
complains that she never found
anything In them valuable enough
for him TO miss.
The same woman that would
rather perish than 20 TO tho front
door In q kimono will hang all her
underwear on the backyard line.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05
No Han Day Ties for Him

The Bucolic Customer--'Arf
man. ] wants a dark gray tie.
Tho Shop Yessir--for
half mourning9
The Bucolic Custimer-'Arf
mornin' be blowed, when | puts
on a tie ] puts 1t on for the day
Sketch. London.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05

Hub fsuddeniy waking NJ mid
night What In N. world was
that noiseg
Wife fenfefinR rooml -Its all
right, dear. The people are coming
home from the opera and slipped
down aud gave the front door a
slam so the nelRhbors would think
Nc we're there Boston Transcript.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05

The eIn Show
Post-ThInka he's the whole
thing. DOES hc7
hnrker--WcH. Id hardly 80 as
far NJ THAI but no certainly enn.
siders himself q quorum. Smart
Set.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05

OF Course He Does
BinkB-fcB. sir. I believe that
tips are illegal.
Jinks--And I'll bet that you
shave yourself and eat at home. -
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Caught
"Hc says he In from Indiana"
ale lies. I asked him the title
of his latest book. and he said he
had never written book IN his
life" ---Houston Post.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05

Perk--Say. Maria, you didn't tell
anybody that secret I told you last
night. did yous
Why. no. You zee. I
didn't know Il was a secret
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05

a man has to be up 20 date "a
do anything nowadays
Yea" replied Mr.. Dustin star
when I talk % an Investigating
committee. find II desirable not
10 dwell necdiessly on the past. "--
Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05

Hoban-I had an awful fright tho dance last night
Oden--An accidenty
fIoban-No: my wife's motherhood Hen
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05
Leave Memory Behind

Leave Memory Behind
Architect enthusiastically -
when you get into the new house
you won't know yourselves.
Mrs. Newrich--Excuse me, II viii
be other people we won't know. -
Boston Evening Transcript.
Very Probable Then
You think she will marry
again."
II consider II probable. Her late
husband left some tobacco coupons.
but not enough TO get anything
with."--Pittsburg Post.
An Unrealixed Idyi OF tho King
King Arthur had just invented
the round table.
"Can you invent n bure4af that a
mans wife viii let him have two
drawers OF We ASKED -fNew
Their Use
what Is the object Of tho re-
peating rifles r
"Of course, TO make every shot
tell."-Ealtimors American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05

GcPonuSo oU tUc N'Hu
He was a good American banker
and his son was studying art
abroad. In course OF time he re-
ceived this cable from the London
bank where he had deposited an
account In his sons name. Your
son has drawn sight draft on
you for 10000. Shall we honor 1T"
Hot over the cable went back
this answer:
IF It's those little French things
all right. II It's pounds send him
home. Now York Evening Sun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05
RELIGIOUS
SURE WAS

sIs she Of n religious turn OF mind7"
Very church supper-Dcirot Free Pres
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1l0Sf
JOSH WISE
49,.

JOSH WISE
SAYS:
"Jedpin' from
tn magazine 3D.
vers'semenss pic
tiers. . cbseavi-
QUE fiurksy ter
opsn doors ares
with eMh -. 900
motor car"
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DEFERRED PAYMENT

When ron xolng b that sxand eightpene
what deKhtpeuce srF~
The sx pence for the opinion you had Of me-
Faith. air never had opinion OF ye."-Titbits
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A SOUVENIR

Gentle an--H mine?
DO a sir7
Old small piece adyIondon
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-03-05
FITrED FOR EITHER

what a sweet ycnr daughter has
doubt Whether make her grand opera singer
a gr-~-Drsrot Free Proxa