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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

The physician had taken his pa
tents pulse and temperature. and
proceeded to ask the usual questions.
.It-er-seems," said he, regarding
the unfortunate with scientific inter-
est. that the attacks of fever and the
chills appear on alternate days. Do
you thinks 1t your opinion-that
they have. SO to speak, decreased in
violence, If l may use that word? p
The patient smiled feebly. Doc"
said he, ION fever days my heads SO
hot I can't think, and on ague days l
shake so can't hold an opinion" -
LippincOtt's.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
BIRTHPI.AcEs OF FRUITS.

The raspberry is native to tenn
perate Europe and America and GER
tain parts OF Asia The apricot orig
mated at China. The peach, too, was
originally a Chinese fruit. The cher
ry birthplace was near the Caspian
Sea, and the plum comes from the
Caucasus and Turkey. The pear Is
native in temperate Europe and West
ern Asia. The ounce came from
Southeastern Europe. the Caucasus
and the Caspian region. The apple Is
native all over Europe. in the eau
casus, round the Black Sea and In
Persia. The fig seems to have origin
ated in the lands bordering on the
Mediterranean. particularly in Syria
The red current grows wild all over
Europe, In the Caucasus, the HiUa-
layas, Manchuria. Japan and Arctic
America. The sweet orange origin
ated In Southern China and Cochin
China and the citron in India.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

With a smile on his rubicund fea-
lures the hotel manager was enjoying
forty winks. Trade was booming.
The place was full. Goodl
Knocks on the door of his sanctum
recalled him to earth. In staggered a
perspiring waiter
"P-pplease. SIR" he stammered,
I'm in terrible FIX. A gent has Just
ordered roast muttoni"
We'll, what of it?" snapped the
manager. There's plenty of 1t. ISM
there?"
Yes, SIR" breathed the distracted
knight -of the napkin. but he's al
ready had one portion for venisoni"-
Answers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
HORSES DECREASING IN PARIS.

The number of horses In Paris
steadily decreases under motor compe-
tition, and the horses that remain
have to thank the automobile as we'll
as the efforts of various societies for
the better treatment they receive, for
to survive in these days they must be
fit. She army authorities take CEN
sus Of the number OF horses, and the
figures for 1911 show 72,488 in Paris.
compared with 96,69S in 1901. This
means that the number of horses has
decreased 24.210 in ten years. or al
most exactly a quarter. The military
authorities are somewhat perturbed
over this fact. 1t is true that for
transport of war material and provis-
ions automobile traction saves the use
of many horses, but there remain the
needs of the cavalry and artillery. The
old standby for trained horses, the
omnibus companies. will soon be Of no
assistance, for autobuses are rapidly
supplanting horse-d drawn stages.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Exercise In the Open Air.

Any system of physical culture
which does not include at least from
two to four hours gentle exercise
day in the open air, three square
meals and nine hours of sleep is OF
the Evil One. So far as 1t passes itself
on as substitute for real exercise
and fresh air. or encourages you to
neglect these, 1t is a fraud and a
failure. Practically nine-tenths Of all
the advertised systems must be put
down In this class.-Woods Hutchin-
son In Exercise and Health"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Emigrarts to Be Quizzed.

Melbourne = People contemplating
emigrating from the United States to
the British Australian colony of Vic
toria are to be sought out and in
terviewed by Commissioner w. Cat
tanach, a member of the Victorian
State Rivers and Water Supply COM
mission. He will pay visits to Den
yer, Cheyenne and Chicago. His
mission is to superintend the depar-
ture of the party of landseekers who
are to make an excursion to Mel
bourne under the auspices of the Vic
torian government.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Is 4; 4; N 'i y: ES!Iya
In the stens Of Solomon.

Two women came before a certain
magistrate with fat pullet, each de-
claring that it belonged to herself.
The magistrate from his high seat
frowned heavily at the first woman.
Does this pullet belong to Mrs.
Jones?" he asked her. mo, indeed. it
don't, SIR" she replied. Then he
turned to the other woman. Does this
pullet belong to Mrs. SMITH" 1T GER
tainly does not" she replied. The
pullet," the magistrate then decreed.
does not belong to Mrs. Jones nor
does It belong to Mr.. Smith. The pull
let is mine. Take IL round to the
house and give It to my cook"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Lemon Growers Score.

Washington, d. American lem
on growers won signal victory over
foreign competitors and the trans
continental railroads when the Inter
state commerce commission reaffirmed
its previous order upset by the new
Commerce court, reducing freight
rates on lemons FROM California to all
points in the United States from $1.15
per hundred pounds to s1.00. The
fight over lemon rates has been in
progress since 1902 and originally in
volved the question of competition
with Sicily.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Indian Dogs Dangerous.

Victoria, B. C.-Indian dogs, rather
more wolf than dog, are proving a
dangerous nuisance this winter on
the Fort George Indian reserve,
lately acquired by the Dominion gev-
eminent for utilization as interior
divisional headquarters for the nation
al transcontinental line in British Col
umbia. The dogs travel in packs,
wolf-fashion, and in their half-starved
condition dare to attack pedestrians
crossing the reserve.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

If you use Eye Salve use the best.
PETTIT's EYE SALvE is the standard,
is reliable and costs no more than infer
Tor goods that are unknown. Used by
Physicians and Oculists, helps where all
others fail. 1t is not the TUBE or Box
that cures, it is the SALvE that does the
work. Guaranteed by Howard Bros.
under the Government Food and Drugs
Act. Don't be deceived or misled. The
only really antiseptic Eye Salve that has
been in the market for years. Sold by
Druggists throughout the known world.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Wonderful Music.

Sir Frederick Bridge. the famous
organist of Westminster abbey. tells a
story of two ladies who were In the
abbey just before the coronation. A
vacuum cleaner was at work. making
a great buzzing. One lady said to the
other: There's the organ; Is 1t not
splendid? It's Sir Frederick" The
other lady said: so 1t Is; thought
II was Sir Walter. but he can't play
like that."-Tit-Bits.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Now You Know.

Once, after exposing the ridiculous
blunders of the editor Of certain old
plays, James Russell Lowell conclud-
ed with the remark, in point of fact,
we must apply to this gentleman the
name OF the first King OF Sparta"
No one remembered, Of course, what
this was, but when they looked 1t up
they found it was Eudamidas.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
From HIs own ExperIence.

A west end school teacher told a
funny one the other day. The teacher
was attempting to drill the class in
the use of the word felt" She ex-
pected some one of the children to say
1.-THE ice felt cold" or THE stove felt
hot" or something of the sort She
was much discouraged when one little
alien who had raised his hand to vol
unteer a sentence said: Il felt down
naturalization Post
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
BLUE CLEAR THROUGH.

The one, reliable, satisfactory ana
economical bluing for laundry use is
RED CROSS BALL BLUE-the blue
that Is all blue. Makes clothes white
and clear. Dissolves instantly and
always ready for use.
You will never use liquid blue
again after once trying RED CROSS
BALL BLUE. Price 10 cents. ALL
GROCERS.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Just the Same.

-The first thing do every morning
is to tell my wife that she looks
younger and more beautiful every
day
Doesn't she ever suspect that you
are lying?"
"Oh. yes. she knows It; but II keeps
her from starting in to find fault With
me. just the sarr'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Fortune In Stamp Collection.

A lady living In Sydney for man,
years has boarded collection of pos
tai stamps lex by her father, who had
pursued his hobby of collecting for
so years. The daughter was ignorant
of any knowledge of philately and
threw the stamps into an old trunk.
Last week she visited stamp exhibit.
ton, and for the first time awoke to
the value Of the stamps in her posses.
sion. She secured the assistance o.
experts. who estimate the value of
the collection at 100000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

While men in all parts OF the world
make their homes in exceptionally hot
or cold places and move from one to
the other without any apparent phys
ical discomfort. It is found that ami
mails or plants which would flourish
In one could not survive In the other.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Why He STAYED Away.

IT'S been four years now" said
the deserted woman, since he left me
and his happy home. remember just
as well as yesterday-how he stood
at the door, holding 1t open till six
files got in the house. indianapolis
Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
To Admire and Remember.

IT would then have our ordinary
dwelling houses built to last and built
to be lovely, as rich and full Of pleas
antness as may be within and with
out. with such differences as
might suit and express each mans
character and partly his history
Ruskin's Seven Lamps of Architecture.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
a Crop Bulletin.

Five-year-old Ella had been enthus-
iastically engaged in garden work all
the spring She was especially inter
ested in planting seed and watched
anxiously for sprouts to appear above
the ground.
One day, while visiting neighbor
who possessed a six-months-old baby.
Ella was delighted to see two tiny
front teeth displayed when the baby
smiled.
"Oh. Mrs. May" the little girl
cried. excitedly. "the baby's teeth
have come upi"-Youth's Companion.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

Had they any evidence as to the
mans insanity" mo. except that
when he went on a fishing party, he
always told when they came home that
he made the poorest and smallest
catch Of the lot"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Where Fools Are PLAINLY.

Most people," says the Boarding
house Philosopher, "as soon as they
are married and safely launched on
the stream of life. begin to rock the
boat. Toledo Blade.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
nolnu Away with Knot Holes.

To save the loss of box lumber be-
cause of knot holes man in Califor-
MIA has invented a machine to saw
the holes out to uniform size and
cnt plngs to be fitted into the holes.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Mar Smokes Cigarettes iI5 Years.

Navajo, Sonora-Pablo Moreno, re-
puted to be 127 years of age, died
here Sunday. He had smoked cigar
cites for lis years and always lived
on coarse food. He had never seen
a railroad train or an automobile.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
ENGLAND, First SAVINGS Sank.

It is now claimed that the first saw
ings bank in England was founded
by woman, Miss Priscilla Wakefield.
She lived In the parish of Tottenham.
Middlesex county. England. and estab-
lished her bank In 1899.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Women Win Rich Prizes.

Twelve first-class prizes for excel
Ience In the medieval and modern Ian
guages at Cambridge university, Eng
land, have been awarded this year to
women. Prizes of the same class and
for the same subjects were given to
only eight men.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
HYDE Park. sunday Morning.

'Arry-Say, Bill. wot's the differ
ence between a atheist and agnos-
tic7
BiIl-well. yer see, a atheist don't
believe. in nuthink. and agnostic
only believes in about arr Of it.-LoD
don Opinion.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Diet of the Alligator.

Alligators are said to eat nothing
in winter. Their diet is almost all
meat. preferably liver. In cool wealth
er they eat about once week and In
warm weather oftener.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

English growers are finding 1t more
profitable to send their lavender to
market in lunches. instead of selling
to perfume makers. the result being
a surprising rise in the price Of oil Of
lavender.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Not So Straight.

Hewitt-"What do you think OF
Gruet?'' Jewett-"He's so crooked
that the only way for him to get a
nights rest is to sleep on a spiral
staircase"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

Figg-"As talker, Browns wife is
certainly wonder" Fogg-"Right you
arel Wonders never cease. Boston
Transcript.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, q powder
II cures hof sweating aching swollen feet
Cures cornsy ingrowing nails and bunions. Al
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy. N. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
TRY MURINE EVE REMEDY
SPOHN MEDICAL &C

for Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes
and GranulatedE yelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart-Seothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. Csc,
soc, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, Csc, s100. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

The Pure Food Law stopped the sale OF
hundreds of fraudulent medicines. They
could not stand investigation. Hamlins
Wizard Oil has stood the test of investiga.
ton for nearly sixty years.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
our business In This World.

Our business in this world is not to
succeed. but to continue to fail in
good spirits.-Robert Louis Steven
son.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
Years Of suffering
catarrh and Blood Disease :
Doctor Raltod To Gure-

Miss Mabel r. Dawkins, 1914 Lafsy-
"For three years I was troubled with
catarrh and blood disease. tried sew
eral doctors and . dozen different rem
edies, but mono OF them did me any
good. A friend told me Of Hoods 6ar-
6aparilla. l took two bottlen of this
medicine and was as well and strong
as ever. / feel like a different person
ana recommend Hoods to any one SUI
fering from catarrh."
Get 1t today in usual liquid form or
chocolatsd tablets called oarsatabos
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
prIEs CURED IN 8 mo- u DAYS
Retail Market Disturbed.

Your druggist will refund money II PAZO ONT
MENT fails 70 cure any case Of Itching. Blind
bleeding or Protruding Piles in to IA days. Soc.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money if IL fails to cure. Z. w.
GROVES signature Is on each box 25c-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04
A Rracer.

Here" she said, offering him
brownish concoction in a medicine
glass. after he had called the sixth
time, drink this"
What is it7" he asked.
Medicine"
But why should take medicine7 T.
You seem so cold. This Is good
for the circulation"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1912-01-04

RIIRRER STAMPS ss@ls Stencils fnd Brass
huDDLh Oihmi D Signs, Cslluoid Buttons
and Ribbon Badkes. Good Goods, Quick Service
Send for complete Catalogue No. %. Acme Stamp
Works. 1918 A St. Tacoma. Wash
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-11-15
GREtNlEE DEMOCRATS
FOR BEN CRAWFORD
Official Announcement OF
This Fact Sent TO Review
by Committee

In the mail yesterday the Review
received a copy OF endorsement Of
Hon. Ben " Crawford, Of Clifton,
for United States marshal in Arizona,
officially promulgated by the demo
cratic county central committee Of
Greenlee county and by the Wilson
and Marshall democratic club in Gift
ton. Following the endorsement:
CLIFTON, Nov a.
Realizing his competency and abil-
ity to till the position and knowing
IL would be an honor wOrthily besgOw-
ed upon one who has always constant
ly fought for the principles OF the
democratic party, the democracy Of
GTeenlee county. Arizona. unanimous
" endorse Hon. NJ. Crawford, of Green
lee county, for appointment as United
States marshal OF Arizona.
DUNCAN McNEAL,
Chairman Of county central
democratic committee. Green
lee county, Arizona.
J. J. KELLY
President Wilson and Marshal
Club Clifton. Ariz.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-11-15
TWO MEN SUFFER BAD
INJURIES FROM AUTO
Cranks on Machines Fly
Back and Wounds in Legs
of Both Are Inflicted

John J. Bowen, Of the firm OF Bow
en- and Hubbard, was painfully injured
by being struck with the crank of his
automobile Et Courtland yesterday
afternoon. The crank escaped mis-
hold as he was cranking I'd the car
and struck his leg. inflicting a cut
that required fourteen stitches 10
suture it. Notwithstanding the wound
was giving him great deal of pain.
he was at his place Of business last
night, after arriving at $50 O'Clock,
accompanied by Mrs Bowen George
Jackson, Of CORTLAND, drove their car,
MI. Bowen being unable TO drive.
Walter Lantord, cashier of the fifln.
suffered similar injuries Wednesday
evening When he started to crank up
the engine of car at the garage tie
machine jumped forward and the end
Of one of the front springs struck MIN
in the leg, making a painful cut.
The condition of Harry Anderson,
brother of Mrs. J. J. Bowen who Nj.
aud Mrs Bowen went to see at Corr
land, is better. He is i'll of pneumonia.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-11-15
QUARANTINE RUMOR
REGARDED AS JOKE
Officer of Ninth Cavalry
Says No Danger of the
Troops Withdrawing

The officers and men of the ninth
cavalry stationed at Warren are TAX
ing the report which has been circu-
lating around town to the effect that
the camp was under quarantine. as a
huge joke. no we weren't placed
Under quarantine" said one Of the Of
ficers when seen today. and how that
report got out is mOret han / know.
Our boys have been going to town
right along and are still to be seen
on the street OF Bisbee. Scarlet few
er is a children's disease so there isn't
the slightest danger that the men VIII
catch it. do not believe that the
war department would send us away
.fIOm here because of the recent scare
in Warren
When asked how the false report
could have originated. the officer
smiled and said. We recently received
two new recruit horses and. as is the
usual custom. before turning them mt
with the rest, they were placed under
quarantine for several days and care
fully examined to see whether they
develOpd any communicable disease.
Unfortunately one OF the horses de-
veiOPed CHAMBERS and unusual pre-
cautions were taken in keeping the
disease from spreading. OF course
you appreciate the fact that these
horses are very valuable animals,
many years having been spent 10
train them for the service, so that the
utmost care is taken to keep them in
a healthy condition.
The other day when the circus
people were here we refused TO allow
their horses to use tn sam trough that
ours do and also posted our grounds
with a notice to that effect. Stray
horses must also be kept out OF the
enclosure occupied by our quarters.
This is probably how the story started,
but as far as any quarantine being
put on the men. its joke"
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-11-15
PASSED AN UNQUlET MIGHT
to Do Without this Blessings of
Slumhsr.

But I had never given a thought Il
tie course 7 Id taken III ny gllIor
across the veldt. Kept OF, ana on, anG
before long it grew dark and some
what cold. So l dismounted, and af'
er thinking it over, knee-haItered n
horse and let him 60. crept head frs:
into a large ant-bear hole for a nights
lodging, and made myself as comfort
able as possible under the Sircum
st-nces, using the blesbok hide Tor a
blanket The night was dark az
pitch.
Sleep was out OF question. 1 sup
pose il was thb launches and the raw
hide that afflicted the creatures, but
. bsfGre long it really seemed as il !
had settled down " village OF wild
pigs and insulted -Ib whole commu
nifty. 10 begin with, -queslirg inces
sanity, they seemed 70 DE racing rouL
asd round in a circle, taking me for ii
center. Then a number OF jackals
drawing nearer and nearer, Joined II
the chorus But I soon DISCOVERIES
that If 1 disliked .he noise 1 fairb
dreaded the silence During the quiet
spells 1 knew thac something vac
chewing industriousiy at the project
ing eEds OF the raw hide in whish !
was enyeloped. 1t was hard work 10
me TO Keep from clicking necessarily.
but whenever 1 rested for a minuts
the chewing developed Into vigorous
tugs, the significance OF which IL was
easy for enc in my position TO apple
eis'e.
However, kicked the night throgg Il
"a safety. and early l. ne morning c
my delight 1 found my iorse a sEJri
distance away, TJahling contertedly al
ais breakfast .Sysntie Monthly.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1912-11-15
FEDERALs TO DEFEND PuEsLA

MEXICO CITY. Nov. 14.-l0O fed.
eral are on the say from Puebla in
the state OF Mexico. TO the relief OF
Tepeii, thirty miles south, which is
menaced by Zapatistas who ambushed
them at Barranca Honda. The train,
men who escaped reported that the
federals lost twelve Taen killed and
others were hard pressed SOC rebels
under Tuerto Morales, attacked Hu.
chuettla in the state OF Puebla, which
was defended by rural guards. Most
OF the defenders, with Commander
Jose Rosete went over TO the rebels
Rosete was made a colonel in the
rebel army.