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Washington Journal., 1912-10-12
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3uIaTung CUR 6abiIitierung an Der
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griinbiger unb dnf9auli9er Sorfdurz
gen unb OarftelIungen e%ntfaltet er
nun eine GuBerft fru9tbdre Sdtigfeit,
bic lire Nnerfennung finbet in Der
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Iiben, 1873 gum orbentli6en profefz
for Der tlufii9en philologie, gum
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torrefponoierenben Mitglieb Der Ntdz
bemien in petersburg unb Berlin
unb bes Snititut be STRANGE fopie
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er fein 2ebenspert: n@rie9if9e Denz
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8reis Der 5ddgeIebrten binaus be-
tannt gemo9t bat, neil es bic geiitz
pnne Nrbeit zines Manes lit, Der bic
MItertumspiFenf9oft nidt als Sum-
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tete, fonbern ibr bic Mufgabe %5utDies,
bds Ssfen Der often nit N:..Fs Der
:ferlieItrten ur.anbeu in daF@ouz
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laFen. DIS elm @eIebrter, Der
bie1e Nufgabe bant einem fir Die
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Muee berborrdeenb gu lOfen peritcab.
pirb er bouernoen Td9rubm aud BEL
ben tOmmenben @ef4Ie9tern ernten.
Washington Journal., 1912-10-12

-Mus @tFfoIen. 8si etnem
Gemeinoeborftsber in Meitfalen err
I6eint ser 9err 2anordt oes &reifes
uno min Die @emeinoetafe reDioies
rem.
2anorat: .@uten Sag!"
@emeinosboriteber: .Mut gun Dag!
ga, mat tpuB on oann BON mi?"
2anorat: nWos fGlt Sbneu elm.
Sic piFen tpobl ni9t. tper i9 bins
SD bin Der Qun0rat aus g."
Gemeinoeborfteber: SOU, lou. 10,
out is N I90net p0ft9en, Dat tpuur
Ole mani"
Washington Journal., 1912-10-12
auf Dem eIberfsloer

Sauptbo6n6Of putOsn atpei &ellner
auF Ser Soilette babel iiberrdf4t, Die
fe @olopdren i'm Merte Dpn unge<
fG6r 10000 Mtart unter fi9 bers
tsiiten. Sic geitonben Elm, OaB Die
@dmudIa9en aus einem MuItertof<
fer berriibren, ben ie duf benz Rieler
8obnbOf Dem Reiftnoen Sonien aus
Sdmbura geItoblen bdtten, uno Der
fir unoeTa6r 10000 Mart gOIOwd=
rem ent6ielt. Sen Reft batten tie be-
reits in 6dnnDber, Berlin un0
Samburg berieBt unO osn grlOs Der<
iubslt. 8siOs purSen nutirIi4 ber-
faftet.
Washington Journal., 1912-10-12
Der SabIfOpf inter nItraOiOIettcn
Gtrablen.

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Nusii9t auf 9eilung bieten, unb ge>
robe besbalb bat bic &urpfuf9ere,
ouf biefsm Gelbe cine auberorbenti,z
DIE Musbebnung 9etponnen. Sb 5as
S9pinben bes 9auptbaares als OIL
terserf9einune ober i'm @efolge bon
&rantbeiten auftritt, ma9t freiltb
nod einen erbebli9en unterf9ieo
aus, ba i'm apeiten 5aI bic Soft
nung ettpos grDBer gu fein pflegt.
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DeritGnbIi4 oarum bemiibt, 9eilunz
gen gegen bies n2eiben" ousfinoig
81 MAIDEN, bat aber Elm fi9eres Mtitz
tel bisber ni9t eefunben. SEPT min
man bic ultrabioletten Gtrablen ols
BunbesgenoKen segen bic &obltop=
figteit berbeirufen, ba fte cine reis
deere 9hr4blutung unb bamit cine
trdftige Anreeune Der beitrabltsn
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erft bat Or. &romaper 8erfu9e biez
fer art gemo4t, Die aber rebt um=
itGnbli9 tparen. Die &opf1out purz
be nit biinnem Sis belegt, Dos ims
mer pieber erneueri tperben muBtc.
Dabur9 tpurben Die SiBuneen Isbr
b~erldngert, ober Die Wirfung eeniia>
te immerbin, ettpa cine Wo9e lang
cine ftGrtere Our9bIutung Der
&opfbout berbtioufibren. Oomit
fteGte ii9 penigitens ~5upeilen elm
neues Saarpo9stum Elm, unb nie
8ebonOlung tpurbe fortsefeBt, Biz
bic 9oare ettpa bic QGnge bon einem
balben 3entimeter errei9t botten. I'm
runben tablen SteGlen aeigte ii9 bic
MISUNDERSTANDING bes 9aartIeiOes Sus
er1t an ben NGnbern unb f9ritt bann
aGmGbli9 eegen bic Mitte fort. Mlit
bemfslbsn @erfabren bat Or. 9orrts
neun peiters Sale bon 8aPItOpfiss
Washington Journal., 1912-10-12
9as 2endten Der Srsanismen.

Die oIte 9%GuffoTung, bob es iiA
beim Qeu9ten Der Sobonnisniirmz
den Inn einen 8erbrennungspro3eB
banbIe, bat ieBt Meitlaner bur9 ieis
ne Sorf9ungen duBer auen 3peifel
gefteIt. @r 5eigte, bab Der Qeu9t=
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gen einf9lieBt unb ben StempeI nies
berbriidt, 6eG aufIeu9tet unb ebenfo,
tpenn er in bic inn febr unangeneb=
me MnRerftofffuperorbbI0fung ges
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fade bes 2eu9tens mon9er Stere in
tbrer Nabrung, bic aus bertpefenben
tierif9en ober pfGon3li9en Stoffen
beftebt. gr aeiete ferner, bob cine
NIT Natriumbicarbonot getrGntte
Nuff9nemmung bpn 9umus nit
Maferftofffuperorbb ebenfa1s leudz
tet. Nud Siefieefif6e unb 2euAt>
batterien leben pabrf6einIi9 bon
berpefenben Stoffen, nobel one.@
bings bic 5rage Dffen bleibt, tparum
unter bieIen pfIon3en unb Sieren,
bic bos @lei4e tun, 70 tpentge nit
Der Sd9igteit, gu leu4ten, ousgeitat=
tet 1inb.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
BROKE OUT IN HEAT RASH

S22 Georsia Ave, East Nashville, Tenn.-"My baby was about two months old when he began to break out in small red pimples like heat rash, afterward turning into festers. They gradually spread until his little head, face, groins and chest, his head being most affected, became a mass of sores with a great deal of eorrup- tion. It became offensive and gradual ly grew worse. kept a white cap on him to keep him from scratching, it seemed to itch so badly. It made him cross and his chest and groins would often bleed.
 Nothing seemed to help it. and had almost come to the conclusion that my baby's case was hopeless when hearing of the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment, decided to try it l noticed at once that baby rested bet ter. I continued it for few weeks and my baby was entirely cured by the Cuti cura Soap and Ointment. They cured where all others failed (Signed) Mir. E. o. Davis, Nov 28, 1912
 Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address postcard "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston,
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
STILL THE FLUFFY NECKWEAR
Vogue of This Most Becoming Mode Seems to Be as Firmly Estab-
 ished as Ever

Feathered neckwear is worn once again, and we realize once more how cosey, soft and becoming 1t is. Time and again it has been said that the reign of the feather boa is over, but far from this being the case, most fas. cinating ruffies are now being shown at prices which almost equal those of fur. The widest, softest and f1uffiest of these is of doubled lancered white feathers, most opulent and beauti- .ful stole.
 For the most part, however, feather necklets, though still soft and lovely and very full, are shorter than they were. Nearly all of them have pen dant tassels, but even so they do not come far below the waist The long, thin wisp which lent itself to the car feature has quite ceased to be, and os- trich stoles are now worn quite as wide as those of marabout.
 Fashion gives it's best approval to the wide boa of ostrich feathers either in black or white or in a color match ing the gown.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19

she'll catch cold without the pearl rope"
 q really thought that you thought seriously" Aunt Jane began.
 q do, now and then" said Mrs. Merriwid. That's all that saves me. If 1 hadn't taken three or four seconds to carefully weigh the advantages and disadvantages of MT. Stoxan from a matrimonial standpoint, there's no telling what might have happened. As it is, 1 fear me that the gentleman will honk his horn beneath my bower window about one more time, and that will let him out. He's going to give a farewell supper tonight, only he doesn't know it. I'm not disposed to deny that he's very nice man in very many respects, but he's not to be trusted with matches anywhere near money, and I don't want to go to the | expense of fire-proof safe for what poor Henry left me"
 Well, I'm glad" observed Aunt Jane At the same time I'm little surprised"
 q don't see why you should be sur prised," said Mrs. Merriwid. q don t say that I've any particular objection to luxury. l like good things to eat and drink and pretty things to look at and to wear; I like broiled lobster once in a while and I don't find cham pagne hard to take; all my life I've wanted sables, and 1 certainly enyied that woman the pearls she was wear ing; but I also like to feel reasonably sure of a continuance of breakfast ba- con and eggs and the ability to spring myself for a hundred dollar tailor made and a twenty-five dollar hat once in a while. Isn't that sensible Isn't it logical?"
 That's what surprises me-" said Aunt Jane.
 "If MT. Stoxan could only think up some way of enjoying himself. it wouldn't be so bad" sighed Mrs Mer- riwid; but breaking the speed ordi- nances to the tune of Good Bye, My Lover,' and imbibing cocktails at every stop, pals on person of aver | age intellect after a little, and what Mr. Stoxan calls the show proposi- tion' gives one an acute pain. I'm
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
A Question of Names,

In some of the country districts of Ireland it is not an uncommon thing to see carts with the owners names chalked on to save the expense of painting. Practical jokers delight in rubbing out these signs to annoy the owners.
 A constabuIary sergeant one day ac- costed a countryman whose name had been thus wiped out unknown to him.
 'Ts this your cart, my good Gaan ?'
 of course it is!'' was the reply Do you see anything the matter wid it?"
 q observe" said the pompous DO liceman, that your name is o'blither. ated."
 Then we're wrong, quoth the coun- tryman, who had never come across the long word before for me names O'Flaherty, and l don't care who knows it."-Youth's Companion.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
SOME IDEAS FOR GIFTS
DAINTY NOVELTIES SURE TO
 PLEASE THE RECIPIENT.
Clever NeedleWoman Never Need Be at Loss for a Suitable Present. More Pleasing When Made
 by Hand.

A gift that is made by hand is al ways twice as valuable as one that is bought, and so many dainty novelties are seen now that offer suggestions for needlewomen that no one need be at loss as to what to make for the traveller or the girl graduate or the bride of these summer days.
 To begin with the woman who is going away-there are so many gifts one hardly knows where to start, but one ot the incest is a set of dress envelopes" for her trunk.
 These envelopes are made of heavy linen, the shape copied from any en- veiope, and they should be the size of the trunk At least a half dozen may De made, bound with ribbon and work eo With monogram, and then into them may be slipped the travellers prettiest frocks, keeping them from ever coming in contact with the oth- CT things in the trunk.
 sometimes these envelopes are sim ply doubled sheets of bristol board or heaFy cardboard, covered with linen and tied together with ribbon.
 For bride-to-be the gifts are also lnhhlte in number and variety. A half dozen little guest towels marked with cross-stitch designs, satchet pads for the chest in which her trousseau is Kept, anything in the way of house hold linen marked with her monogram and also any bit of handmade lin gerles you may select
 Nothing very new, you say. We'll perhaps not, but they will be new and wonderful to the girl wrapped in her dreams of future and present hap piness.
 For the girl graduate there are many presents easily made One of these is pretty case of kodak pie lures made from long strips of linen fastened together, the inner strip be- ing made with "buttonholes" wide enough for the pictures at intervals both top and bottom.
 These may then be folded over and over and tied with ribbons, the girls monogram and the date being worked on the outside edge.
 Another novel and attractive gift is a set of collars, cuffs, jabot, a belt and hat band, all of hand-worked linen. edged perhaps with tiny frills of lace, while another nice gift for either bride or girl graduate is a set of aprons-a work apron, an en- broidery aprons-being half way up to form huge pocket for work), a chafinS dish apron and garden apron all made by hand and embroidered with the girls monogram
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
MELISSA TURNS DOWN A PRINCE
 AND A GOOD FELLOW.

q declare, 1t seems to me as If hadn't seen you for about month, Melissa" said Mrs. Merriwid's ma ternal maiden aunt Jane. Mot more than long enough at a time to ask you when you expected to be home" !"
 Mrs. Merriwid laughed as musically as it is possible for woman to laugh when she is bent double, with her back hair thrown forward.
 q guess it is about a month since MT. Stoxan began calling, isn't it?" pursued Aunt Jane, archly
 Mrs. Merriwid resumed her upright position with a jerk that threw her hair back. About that, dearie," she replied, "and I don't mind owning that Pm beginning to breathe hard and get stitch in my side. The pace is certainly little rapid for me. You know, Auntie, dear, I've not been ac- customed to It. Poor Henry never took me out oftener than four nights in week"
 q didn't suppose 1t was as often as that" remarked Aunt Jane. 4oure clever little guesser, said her niece. -Four times was about the average for a year with Henry. He was strong for the domes- tic hearth and an early retreat to the excelsior, Henry was. Once in a while an interesting and instructive lecture on Ethical Culture Among the Ancient Egyptians would lure him out and keep him up to the unearthly hour of eleven at night, and of course Friend Wife shared in the giddy dis sipation; but the programme never included things like broiled lobster and sizzly beverages. The only f1zzy stuff Henry approved of was a tenn perate seidlitz powder, poor dear! No, MT. Stoxan is different,
 He must be very rich," Aunt Jane hazarded
 No, auntie, he's not very rich, he's merely made killing" corrected Mrs. Merriwid. "When board of trade speculator makes a killing the first thing he does is to buy a self starting six with electric lights and all
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
STATES AWAKING TO DANGER
Additional Hospital Beds for the Treatment of the Tuberculosis
 Are Beinq Established.

Nearly 4,000 additional hospital beds for consumptiyes in 29 states were provided during the year ending June l, according to a statement issued by the National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis. This makes a total of over 30,O00 beds, but only about one for every indigent tuberculosis patient in this country
 In the last five years, the hospital provision for consumptives has in creased from 1442S in 1907, to over 30,000 in 1912, or over 10 per cent New York state leads in the number of beds, having 8,350 on June 1 !; Mas sachusetts comes next with 2,800; and Pennsylvania close third with 2,700 Alabama showed the greatest percent age of increase in the last year by add ing 57 new beds to it's 42 a year ago Georgia comes next with 109 beds add ed to 240 a year ago. New York has the greatest numerical increase, hay ing provided over 1900 additional beds in the year.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
CAPPED HOODS FROM SCARFS
Exceedingly Pretty Are Some of the Designs, Generally in Two
 Shades.

Caped hoods contrived from straight lengths of material are a boon to those women who like definitely shaped head covering for evening use. A scarf, 2h yards long by one yard wide, is box plaited across the center of one side to make a length of about eight inches and at fingers distance from the edge of each outer plait an elastic band Is run through shirring, crossing the entire width of the scarf, and this shirring Is finally covered by a broad ribbon which ties beneath the chin. This arrangement of plaits and shirrings forms full, soft hood. which falls in graceful folds about the head, while the remainder of the scarf makes a perfectly shaped cape to pro- tect the throat, shoulders and upper portion of the arms.
 Exceedingly pretty cape hoods may be made from lengths of silk batiste or of shot taffeta in two shades of yellow. green. mauve. blue or apricot,
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19

fond of society, but 1 get sick of it when 1t means nothing but stale cig- arctic smoke and caviare sandwiches and red faces and white shirt-fronts and watery eyes and mandolin orches- tras and stories that you don't know whether you ought to listen to or not That makes me think tenderly of the ancient Egyptians. No, dearie; set your mind at rest. MT. Stoxan is a good fellow and a prince and the salt of the earth, when he isn't fresh, but at the same time he's a horrible ex- ample and I shall be obliged to turn him down. Nevertheless 1 feel that have deceived him cruelty"
 How so?" queried Aunt Jane.
 I've made him think 1 was good fellow. too, and after all, l find that there's considerable of the old hen about me-" replied Mrs. Merriwid.
 Copyright. 1912 by w G. Chapman.)
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
Germans Fear American Cars.

The German motor car manufactur- CTS are worried over the American peril. An agitation has been started to shut out the rapidly growing in- vasion of American cars before it is too late.
 Not only are the number of Ameri. can machines imported into Germany increasing, but the German industry is suffering in the export trade from the sharp competition.
 The American tariff is tenfold high CT than the German tariff on American cars. German manufacturers demand that the government shall place the same tariff on American cars as Amer ica does on German cars.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
Shock for a Brother.

John" said an eminent physician, wearily, entering his home after a hard days work, John, If anyone calls excuse me"
 "Yes, suh," agreed John, the old family darkey.
 Just say" explained the doctor, that the masseur is with me-"
 little later the doctors brother called-called and received the shock of his life.
 q want to see the doctor at once," said he.
 ''Yuh can't do 1t. sur," solemnly an- nounced the old darkey, turning up his eyes till the whites alone showed. "Yuh cant do it, suh. The doctor, suh, am wid de Messiah. New York Evening Sun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19

modern conveniences, and get into a 'bunch.' That puts him out of all danger of getting rich, especially when he acquires the little supper habit. and MT. Stoxan has got that in its acute stages His idea of heaven is an everlasting round of hot birds, cold bottles and green Chartreuse, with the celestial choir playing rag-time behind clump of artificial palms in green tubs"
 My dear!" protested Aunt Jane, in a shocked voice.
 Mrs. Merriwid wound thick strand of hair In an experimental coil on the top of her head and considered the reflection in her mirror. Well, per haps Pm wrong," she said. q don't really suppose he gives much thought to future state. May wheat is about as far ahead as he cares to speculate. But that 'bunch!' They've certainly got to cut the string and let me out of it.'
 I'm glad you feel that way. Me lissa, dear" said Aunt Jane.
 "This thing of high living and perox- ide dyeing gets on my nerves de clared Mrs. Merriwid. That's the fe- male part of 1t. I hope I'm not too particular, but 1t does seem to me that a single rope of pearls is an awful poor chest-protector. and don't like to look conspicuously different from my sister suppereaters, at that. We'll, I'm going to take the rest cure, auntie-rest and change. MT. Stoxan is up against a strong bear move ment"
 Of course, being bachelor may account for his extravagance," Aunt Jane suggested. If he married and settled down"
 They never do." said Mrs. Merri- wid. "Once in a while they settle up. but that's only when they've guessed right; and every once in a while they guess wrong and then there's self starting six for sale at sacrifice. Owner can give excellent reasons for selling. Don't you ever think that a stock gamblers wife is going to make him put his winnings into a safe, three per cent. solution of brine and carry his lunch to the office, because she isn't, dearie. She's got to accept her Russian sables and diamonds without cheep of protest. If she doesn't, some other lady will, so she might as we'll resign herself to her fate and enjoy herself until hubby comes home and tells her that Pactolians have un- expectedly dropped six points. Then
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19

ordinary umbrella cover, differing only in that it fits much more loosely, and at the neck it is gathered on to long loop of tape, by which both cover and sunshade may be suspended from a peg at the back of the wardrobe. Sateen or linen are perhaps as suit able materials as possible to select for making the bag, but there are, of course, many other materials that would do equally well, and for very expensive sunshade soft silk and rib bon strings selected of a color to match the shade might be used. The should open for a small distance at one side of the neck, and the hole through which the point of the sun shade protrudes should be bound with narrow ribbon or braid.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
lace and Chiffon.

With the revival of shot taffetas em- broidered muslins, china sash ribbons and other quaint old world fabrics, it was only natural to expect that lace should return to favor, since, to take only one example of many, nothing makes more suitable and becoming finish to one of the newly resuscitated early Victorian gowns than demure- ly draped fichu, made either entirely in real lace or in soft muslin border ed with a real lace frill.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19

finished at the ends with long fringe in the lighter of the two tones.
 The fringed edged scarfs of liberty satin and the veils of auto silk with wide satin striped borders of crepe chiffon edged heavily with crepe and of mousseline de soie in double lengths of two contrasting colors are easily made into charming looking cape hoods. However, if a woman feels that she needs a head covering which is a trif1e more elaborate, she may border any chiffon veil with a tiny ruching of taffeta having pinked edges, with an all-over design worked in silver or pearl beads
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-07-19
Her Ruling Passion.

The woman who had chased dust and dirt all her life finally reached St. Peter.
 Come in, you poor, tired woman, D he said, and held the gate ajar.
 But the woman hesitated.
 Tell me first" she said, "how often you clean house2"
 The saint smiled.
 You cant shake off the ruling pas sion, can you?" he said "Ob, well, step inside and they'll give you a broom and dustpan instead of a harp" Cleveland Plain Dealer.