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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

Next. a half hours exercise with
the Indian clubs, or dumbbeIls, to get
the blood into good circulation, and
then. to bed. Always be in bed to get
your beauty sleep" Bright eyes and
unwrinkled skin cannot survive late
hours. If you had anything else TO
do this evening. in the way of meet
ings, club OF business engagement,
you will have to cut 1t out. But you
will not mind this when you begin
to perceive the benefcent results Of
this regime. All the girls will admire
you, and you will be able to catch
a fine wife.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

but what could they do? They had
no money. Yet at that very time the
city government of Philadelphia APP
y%ention OF Elks.
We do not wish to offend any gen
tleman who is an Elk. We are per-
feetly willing they should be sump-
tuously entertained. But not when
there are 10000 children that can't
get seats in school.
These things and thousands Of
others like them arise In every State
and city of this union because men
think of government in terms Of
business. Conventions bring money
into a town, to hotels. railroads, res
tanrants and saloons. The average
man approached In this last instance
would say why, yes. that's a
shame. We must tend to the Riddles
but later. We must get this CON
vention now But the wumen would
not look at 1t that way. They would
get excited over those 10000 children
without seats in school. We need an
element of the electorate that will get
excited over just such things.
s"Taxation without representation is
tyranny seems to be an old-fash-
Toned sentiment, which has lost much
Of its force. In some mysterious way
1t doesn't seem to apply now as 1t
did before the revolution. People
say that the women taxpayers get
the same for their money as the men
taxpayers.
80 they do, in the way Of roads,
fire protection and SO Or; but they
don't receive the same consideration
In the expenditure of the public funds
by a long shot. Public money Is
spent as men want to spend 1t. The
wishes Of women receive no consid-
GRAFTON in that line, outside the equal
suffrage States.
And yet there are more women
taxpayers in the country today than
there were men, women and children
in the thirteen colonies at the time
OF the revolution"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
TAFT HAS MADE
SPLENDID RECORD
CONTINUED from First Page.)

failure as due to a hostile Republican
Legislature, but In the same breath
he personally claims the credit for
all reforms enacted by this same
Legislature.
personal responsibility for trust
evils" proposing Jail sentences for
the magnates, but has never awaited
himself of the offered opportunity OF
asking the Governor of Illinois to
surrender the beef trust magnates al
ready indicted in New Jersey, but
with characteristic cunning he has
avoided an open refusal of this de-
mand.
He also said that labor organiza-
lions are apt to be as formidable an
enemy to equality of opportunity as
the c~apitalistic class" To what ex-
tent would Governor Wilson punish
the Capitalist trust when he be-
lieves 1.-THE labor trust is quite as apt
to corrupt and ruin II industrlesF
He has used the office of governor
as a platform from which to stump
the country to further his W presi-
Dental ambition. His writings prove
him q free-trader. but he Is now
afraid to admit 1t. Is he safe and
sane?
Roosevelt Inconsistent.
Colonel Roosevelt demanded and
fought for the nomination from the
Republican party and would have
been delighted to have accepted II.
Failing, he denounced the party, cried
fraud and created n party which
would do his bidding. Why did ne
not start such a party first? why
hasn't he been a progressive before
his anger at defeat, like sincere and
consistent Everett Colby and Robert
NJ. La Toilette? Had the convention
at Chicago nominated him instead OF
Taft 1t would not nave been a boss
ridden convention" but a body OF
Just men, capable of choosing the
right man for the right place.
President Taft has one fafling-in
the eyes of the politician an unfor-
givable one. He won't play the
game of politics. His rulings are
never for prominence or popularity,
but he asks simply, "What is right =
President Taft has turned a $685.
900, 900 Roosevelt deficit to a S3O,OO0,-
900 surplus. He has. endeavored TO
separate politics and the tariff for
the first time in our history. Is he
safe and sane?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
WORLD SUFFRAGE
CRESS
CON-

American suffragists going abroad
next summer will doubtless arrange
their trip so as to take in the Inter-
national Suffrage Congress which will
convene at Budapest, Hungary, June
1920, 1913. Twenty-elght nations are
now represented in the international
association, the most remarkable
worldwide combination Of women
ever known in history. This Is the
first time that such a meeting has
been held in Hungary, and the quaint,
ancient city of Budapest will form 4
delightful historic background for 80
essentially modern a convention.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
The Bachelor Girl Reflects

A. widower's first wife is always
the best.
The Women's Mattresses Union.
of New York, complains that out of
wages of 81 OF So a week they have
TO tip the men cooks II they want to
get their orders filled before the 3
toner begins TO throw things. This
Is a sample of the subtle and far
reaching effect of chivalry.
Natures funniest joke Is when she
makes a mar believe all the things
he tells a girl before he marries her.
One of the delicate ways in which
the United States government shows
its appreciation of the individuality
OF women is by the law hal an
American woman loses her citizen
ship by marrying a foreigner. Her
family tree ma be rooted In the
Mayflower, but she is no longer an
American. Husband and wife are
one, and that one is the husband
1t is a pity that Eve succumbed to
the eternal feminine tendency to feed
a man. 1t would have saved a lot
of trouble il she had let him go
hungry.
A woman wants to be told that
you love her all the time, or she
doesn't believe 1t. A man is never
troubled by any doubts on the sub
ject.
1t is not necessary for the modern
woman to feel hat she can't live
without a man in order to marry
him. The only question is to know
II she can possibly live with him.
The truly womanly woman is the
one who loves her husband and her
country without trying to improve
either.
Curious, isn't it, that men have
always been willing to accept female
sovereigns and ~dreadfully unwilling
to accept female voters. Another IL
lustration of the curious fact that
men are more willing to take a
woman for a boss than an equal.
Some men and some women get
their c~omplexious out of a bottle.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
DO Not .Ieer ut Her.
EMINENT OPINIONS

v'''.r'r ~, -. .,
I go for all sharing the privileges
of the government who assist in
bearing it's burden, by no can ex-
GLIDING women.-Abraham Lincoln.
| am for unqualified woman suf-
frage as a matter of human Justice
Samuel Gompers.
In my opinion suffrage for women
is bound to come. There are many
arguments against 1t, but no reasons
William Dean Howells.
| am o very ardent woman suf-
fragist.-Edwin Markham.
Woman suffrage is undoubtedly
coming, and I for one expect a great
deal Of good to result from lt.-Henry
WadswOrth Longfellow.
Woman suffrage has resulted in
nothing that is Objectionable and in
much that Is advantageous-United
States Senator Teller. of Colorado.
The women of Ireland, who vote
in municipal elections. have suffered
no loss either of dignity or domes-
ticlty.-Lord Mayor Talon, of Dub
lin.
The lack of direct political influence
constitutes a powerful reason why
aafnt1a n1afg xxr1 ayac 1orfa Bzn, Iaa.Nl 90 T.,
inflammation. Carroll ID. Wright.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

The natural right of a woman to
vote is just as clear as that of q
man, and rests on the same ground.
Henry George.
In Scotland, where women have the
municipal vote, every reformer knows
that II he can get the women to UNI
derstand his program he will be
stronger at the polls.-Rev. Walter
Walsh, of Dundee.
When women organize and vote
they will get equal pay for equal
work.-Mrs. Mary Kenney O'Sulli~
van.
So long as there is one woman who
wants the right to vote she is, ac-
cording to the spirit of the Constitu-
ton and the Declaration of Inde-
pendence, entitled to that right
Rabbi Charles Flelscher.
Before women voted the primary
meeting in Colorado Springs was gen
orally attended by a mere handful of
persons, most of them professional
politicians. Now the attendance is
four times as large, and includes the
best men and women of the com
munity.-President Slocum, OF Colo
RADIO College.
| think the state can no more
afford to dispense with the votes OF
ONE in its affairs than the family.
Harriet Beecher Stowe.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

Some 'DOnf'S' for
Young Husbands

Do not carry home a mahogany
breath.
Do not say too much about the
bread that mother used to make.
She may be thinking of the dough
that father used to make.
Do not have secrets from her.
She will find them out anyway.
Do not make a habit of forcing
your wife to borrow carfare from
the hired girl.
Don't brag to your wife what a
great man your grandfather a
She is principally interested in
what kind of a fellow his grand
son is.
Love was intended to he a serial.
continued In our next: not a sue
cession of short stories.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
AS OTHERS e US

Time, 1870 a. m.
Scene, the front doorstep.
The New Woman-Here's the KEY
hole, all right, but, dear me. where's
nv pocket?-Philadelphia Record.
The new must wait,-Wash-
ington Times.
Don't get any such idea. She Won't.
Evening Star.
The new woma has still one thing
TO learn, to sharpen a pencil without
making it appear that she has used
her teeth instead of the knife.-Phil-
adelphia Record.
Mr.. B.-You're trying very hard to
be a man, it seems.
Mrs. B.-Weil. don't you think wo
need one in the family 2-Life.
She-What in your opinion is tho
strongest argument in favor Of equal
suffrage?
He-The mental calihre Of the
women that oppose it.-Judge.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
AN ESSAY ON A
Originally Written by Mr.. Pope.
Revised and Brought Up to
Dale by Mistress Pope.

Sing, Muse of Woman. let the welkin ring.
While Newar1's daughters take a little fling
In printers ink. ~unfettered by the rules
Or methods trite OF journalistic schools.
Ihus licensed for a day to speak our minds,
An act to which by nature we're inclined,
with JOY we haste to profit when we can
by setting forth our own idea of Man.
Pride in their Port, Defiance in their Eye,
We see the lords of Human Kind pass by:
But If we can't, upon this wornan's page,
TAKE them down just a peg-weH tell our age!
How many a day. Good Lord! how many an Age!
We've listened TO wise counsel from this Sage.
Our hair, our manners, morals and our clothes
Have formed the theme of his Eternal Prose.
Rut now some good advice. and free as air,
He may anticipate, let him prepare.
And, since we WELD the editorial lance,
'fwefe strange, indeed. il we can't make Him dance.
lie first set out. some centuries ago,
That We the printed page should never know;
And even closed to us the common schools,
Preferring that his sisters should be fools.
Admission gained TO these. the college doors
He barred against us with prodigious Roars,
Proelatming every woman who would Learn
An unsexed creature whom True Man would Spurn.
And each profession, on our upward way,
He closed against us many a weary day.
In Office building we might scrub the floor,
And nightly cleanse the plenteous cuspidor.
But any job that had som style or Class,
It was Unwomanls for us to ask.
But all In vain; despite his Warnings Blue.
We got the school, we got the college, too.
We got a better job, and kindly Note
That We shall very shortly get the Vote.
We are your Sisters, Gentlemen; the brain
That made you rulers of this earthly plane
Is found within our self-same Uranium, too;
Our fathers gave y us along with YOU.
And as the men of every Western Race
Have climbed from serfdom up toward equal place.
So we shall climb: the time is almost ripe,
We're on your trail. just put that in your pipe.
And when that day is come and we beside
Our brothers take our place with honest pride. -
How much the management of Things at Large
VIII be improved beneath our common charge.
Millenniums OF practise in the ring
OF house and children keeping we will bring
To aid your task in this our larger Home.
The City, where our children live and roam.
But ] must close. AS for my subject. Man.
Let him pursue his Self A Appointed plan:
Instruct the planets in what orbs to run.
Correct old time, and Regulate the Sun.
Go teach Eternal Wisdom how to rule.
But don't forget, the woman's been to school.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
HIGH COSTOFLIVINU

Knicker-Our forefathers didn't
know beans.
Boeker-They didn't lave q. They
had beef.
Waiter-Well, sir, how did o find
the beef?
Guest-Oh, | happened To shift the
potato and found it under there.
She-I understand that w1en the
pioneer suffragists first began to agi-
tate they used to throw eggs at them.
He-They wouldn't do that now,
they cost too much.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
TIPS

Send your wife off on a vacation
once in a while. She viii see other
women's husbands and you won't
seem so bad.
Don't dictate TO .err wife. She
isn't your stenographer.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
TIPS TO ANXIOUS READERS

FREDDIE-The new lambreouin
whiskers should he worn with dis
erection and embonpoint lest the ef-
feet be disastrous to masculine
pulchritude.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29
Remember, Love Was Intended
to Be a Serial, Continued
in Our Next.

Have a nice hot supper for her. Have
her slippers warm. Try to be a COM
panion to her. If you don't understand
the things they discuss in the art and
literature department. get some
books and read up. and try TO keep
pace with her. 1t may cause fatigu-
ing cerebral action. but it will do you
good, and IL win keep her from grow
ing conceited.
Be neat. If a button comes off
your trousers, do not try the one
gallused statesman" plan. Sew 1t on.
If you don't know how. take a ham
mel or an axe, place the garment on
a cane-seated chair. II of the kind
that has holes. hold the garment
firmly on the chair. hit the needle
with the hammer, look out for your
hand, and there you are. You VIII find
that the needle has gone through one
of the little holes in the button and
has appeared on the other side of
the cloth. This plan has been pur-
sued by some of the ablest men in
this country during their college
days. fAt any rate, do not bother
your wife over trines, if you can
help it.
Don't brag to your wife what a
great man your grandfather was.
She is principally interested in what
kind of a fellow his grandson is.
Be modest. DO not spend II
great amount OF time relating your
achievements to your wife. 1t is not
worth while, as she probably knows
as much about them as you do.
BE gallant. Treat your wife rs
| deferentially as you do your type
writer, and see how il will please ,ier.
Let Her Buy Your Seckties.
BE reasonable. If she wants to buy
your necktles, let her do 1t. (You viii
be justified at drawing the line A,
bargain sales of cigars.) She is
more interested In your appearance
than anyone else, and knows better
than you what will harmonize with
your complexion. She can see your
! complexion all the time, and you
cant. At any rate, If the necktie
proves not to harmonic you can de-
pend on her to take 1t back. That
never feazes her.
Do not look down on your wife IL
she is not up to your mental caliber.
| Remember that all n man Is thinking
about when he is counting a girl is
her looks, because he always thinks
he has brains enough for two.
Remember that an honest mans
the mobiles work of woman, and
though they may not achieve the de-
sired result very often, perhaps that
is not their fault.
Last and most important Of all, re-
member that love was intended Ia
be a serial, continued in our next;
not a succession of short stories. II
you remember this You will never ;'e-
| greet that you are IA married man..
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

As the perfect family cannot be
produced except by the equal CO.
operation of the father and mother,
so no scheme Of government will
ever he a just government that does
not build upon this principle as it's
foundation stone.-Mayor Golden
Rule" Jones. OF Toledo.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

have secrets from her. She will find
them out, anyway. She may not know
what to think when you first begin
telling her the truth on all occasions.
but after a time she will become ac-
customed to it, and will have more
confidence in YOU. At least never
try the same lie twice.
Have some fertility of imagination.
Confde in her. If she finds you
prowling about the front steps at 2
o'clock in the morning tell her frank
" hal you are looking for the key
hole. She will respect you for your
honesty. Better still. take the key
hole with you neX time.
BE patient. DO not be peevish II
your wife forgets to mail the Inn
portant letter you gave her. 1t is
probably in her shopping bag, where
she will find it in the course of time.
BE sensible. Do not make q prac-
tise of forcing your wife to borrow
ear fare of the hired girl. The cus-
tom is destructive to the dignity of
the mistress Of the household. Re-
frain, also, from compelling your wife
| " navy = NNiiliAtiiAioi
charge up a little more in the bill
and give her the surplus. Such prae-
tises are apt TO make old love letters
read like the end mans jokes. Re-
fleet that there are lots of women
no smarter than your wife who earn
| enough to have a little ready money
of their own, and that if she hadn't
married you she would probably be
doing the same.
DO Not Jeer ut Her.
BE sympathetic. When your wife
comes home from "A club meeting,
where she has been discussing 1.-THE
Pre-Raphaclite Movement in Italian
Art" or The Jlngoesque Period of
Mr. Kipling," or something else
which you do not understand, do not
ieer at her. She Is tired with the
session. Remember how you fee,
after you have been watching chrys-
anthemum dudes pound each other
Oh the gridiron all the afternoon.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

With all my head. and with all my
heart, | believe in woman suffrage
Elizabeth Stuart Phelps,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

BLUE-EYED REGINALD-0btaIn
a package of aqua pura from your
druggist. It comes in unopened orig
inal packages, not subject to the in-
terstate commerce law. Pour m
tents into a basin and battle the face
freely night and morning. when the
pinto effect of which you complain
will speedily disappear. Continue this
treatment indefinitely, or as long as
you can stand it.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

JOyIAL JAMES-We never furnish
addresses of business houses in this
column, but IL you will send a
stamped envelope we will gladly pro-
vide you with a clue to the nearest.
jay cure, where you may learn the
secret of securing a subdued com
plexion.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

FIRST ROW-Before applying stove
backing to the billiard-ball style OF
coiffure be sure that 1t contains no
ingredient which is luminous in the
dark.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

SUsY's HUSBAND-The infamed
cheek to which you refer may have
resulted from a persistent habit of
putting Pittsburgh stogies in the face
of some perfect lady. Buy better
cigars, or be more careful where you
smoke.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

MAMA'S BOY-Yes, the massage
cream called STANDARD OIL Is effective
in many cases, but is likely TO con-
vey an impression of o%pulence which
few self-supporting men can afford
to incur. Avoid the appearance OF
anything which would indicate that
you are spending more than you
earn. Ida Tarbell might get after
you.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

ECONOMICAL-Shoe polish should
not be used for darkening gray locks.
as the deception will be detected by
any barber and will furnish ground
for damages as an infringement OF
his graft.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-10-29

SOX - Socks for Gothic ankles
should not be pitched louder than a
conversational tone.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1912-04-18

B. B. Romine, recently of LIE Sueur
Center, is now located on the VIM.
Paul farm in Greenbush, which be
recently purchased. Mr.. Romine is
one of the many far-sighted farmers,
from the southern part of this state
and neighboring states, who have
taken advantage of the opportunity to
secure land in Mile Laos county,
which is equal to any in the country,
at a nominal price. We wish him
success.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1912-04-18
AS will be noticed in the proceed

AS will be noticed in the proceed
ings of county commissioners a COM
mittee OF the board has been ap-
pointed to look after the building of
additional Gre proof vaults and a
place to con6ne prisoners. It is
claimed that at the present time there
is not fire proof vault in the court
house and in case of fire valuable
records would be endangered if not
totally destroyed. If a jail means
jailer, too, it will be a poor invest
ment. Or if the state board of control
insists upon the county building a
costly jail better get along without
one, for the present at least.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1912-04-18

N. P. Erickson of Wyanett was in
Princeton the latter part of last week
and while in town had his name en-
rolled on the already large list of
. Union subscribers. Mr.. Erickson
stated that he had heard the merits of
the U i o n, as live news medium,
extolled so often by his neighbors and
others that he concluded he could no
longer afford to be without it.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1912-04-18

Brother Sheets of the Foreston In
dependent, who is a great admirer OF
Alvah Eastman, candidate for con-
gresham at large, in the last issue of
his paper appeals to newspapermen in
these words: "Brother editors, boast
for him." The intention is, Of course,
highly commendable, but we feel con-
ident that Mr.. Eastman would scarce
~ expect his brother editors to 20 to
such an extreme as asked by Mr..
Sheets.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1912-04-18
Judge T. D.. Potts of Wahkou at.

Judge 7. E.. Potts of Wahkon at
tanned the age of IS years the other
day, and his friends to the number of
three score and ten appraised him of
that fact by taking possession of the
Potts home and running it to suit
themselves for several hours: after
feasting and drinking the health of
the judge in flowing bumpers of
crystal water from the big pond
known as Mile Laos lake, the in
vaders concluded the festivities by
presenting him with comfortable
rocker and handsome rug. It is
such little occurrences as this that
make life worth living.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1912-04-18
Take Notice,

Persons holding due bill chips from
F. T. Kettelhodt should present the
same at o. B. Newton's store at once.
All accounts owing to Mr.. Kettelhodt
should be paid to him, personally, on
or before May 1. l5.tfc