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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12
The Men Who Succeed

as heads of large enterprises are men
Of great energy. Success, today. de-
mands health. To all is to fail. It's
utter folly for man to endure a weak,
run down, half alive condition when
Electric Bitters will put him right on
his feet in short order. -Four bottles
did me more real good than any other
medicine I ever took" writes Chas. B.
Allen, Sylvania, Ga. After years of
suffering with rheumatism, liver trou-
BILE, stomach disorders, and deranged
kidneys, am again, thanks to Electric
Bitters, sound and well" Try them.
Only so cents at.W. A. D'Alemberte's
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12

state Of Ohio. City Of Toledo. Lucas
County-ss.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is
j. senior partner of the firm of F. j. Cheney
& Co.. doing business in the City of
Toledo, County and State aforesaid. and
that said firm win pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence. this the 6th day of Deem
Der, A. .. 1886.
(Seal) A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testi-
moniais free
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12

powder and smok :
in a pipe, and that
is by goin' out in a
canoe that has a
sail in It.
Hank Tumms of
our village is get
tin high toned. He
sent a shirt to the
laundry last week.
The only thing that
has got a SEWN
circle beat for news
is a barber shop.
There amt no
use tryin' to do
anything for a fell
Ter who enjoys poor
health.
Now and then
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12

happy. and that jealousy, malice, muir
der are not Of our sphere.
But we only shut our eyes against
truth and tie our hands against duty.
The vice we would ignore neverthe-
le- exists. and its deadly infection
can invade our homes and contami-
nate our loved ones all the more easily
because of ignorance.
Crimes make unpleasant reading.
1t is necessary reading to every
man and woman who would know H.,
falsely idealized, but as 1t actually
is.
The parable of the Prodigal Son has
influenced as many people for good
as the Sermon on the Mount.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12
I'M THE SPUR
IF A MOMENT

ter and the money to go to Reno.
New.
El1hu Bibbins. our gentlemanly and
versatile jeweler, took a dollar watch
apart Tor Mr.. Hold Peters one day last
week and mas a quart measure full of
works that he has been unable to get
pack IN the case. Elihu says he doesn't
perceive how they can make a watch
IKE 1t for a dollar when 1t is worth
SS to take it apart and fix it and try
to put it together again.
Mr.. Elmer Jones who left this viii
lage last Friday never to return with
out fortune. has his feet under his
fathers table again. When he tried to
sell the patent rights for his perpetual
motion machine upon which he had
been working all winter, they discov-
cred that it had to be wound up with
key.
There is pustal card at the pust-
office for Uncle Ezra Harlsins which
arrived three weeks ago inviting him
to his cousins funeral out in New
braskey. It is not thought now that
he can get there in time, even if he
calls for the pustal card, which at tho
present time seems rather doubtful
as he is in Jail over at the county Jail
for interfering with a religious meet
ing by going to sleep and falling
out'n the gallery at the Hardshell
church a month ago and smashing
three hats for prominent ladies in our
midst.
Mr.. Anne Hilliker has invented
horse collar the horse puts on
and takes off himself without the aid
of human hands. There is place to
hook a necktie on in front and Anne
thinks they ought 20 go like hot
cakes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12
Where is IL Now?
BY Roy K. Moulson.

That overcoat I threw away last
spring,
Gee whiz! but I was tired of the
thing.
l swore neer would put it on again.
It's cut gave me a large three cor
nered pain.
Twas worn around the cuffs and la
pei, too,
The velvet collar was fright to
view.
Twas ready for the rag bag. withou,
doubt;
When summer came gladly threw it
out.
I said I'd save my coin all summer
and
Annex an overcoat that would be
grand.
But now the chilly winds are almost
here;
The blizzard of the winter time is
near.
I'VE counted up my coin, alas, alack!
I wish that I could get that old coat
back
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12

hands of the board of county commits
sioners.
Respectfully,
COL. ]. LETCHER M'MURTRY.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1912-09-12
Aeeordina 70 UneIe Abner.

There is only one way to hasten
the kingdom come faster than by set
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Eu.rxthinn Out.

A "cub" reporter was sent out by
his city editor to cover a fire in the
Back Bay district. Before he could
reach the house the fire had been ex-
tinguished and the fire department
gone. Nothing daunted, the reporter
rang the bell Of the house and soon
was confronted by servant girl.
II wish to see Mr.. Robinson" said
the reporter, politely tipping his hat.
Hes out" tersely answered the serv-
ant.
ais his wife at homer asked the re-
porter.
mo; she's out too"
'Well," came back the reporter. II
understand you have had IRE here"
"Oh, that's out, too," and the reporter
went sadly away as the door slammed
in his face.-Boston Traveller.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
KING OF FRUITS.
70 Eat DURAN You Must First Over
come Your Sense Of smell.

come Your Sense Of smell.
The east furnishes in the DURAN one
Of the strangest Of fruits. It has been
called "the king of fruits, as the or
ange Is the queen" but there are many
who entertain no liking for it.
There is this difficulty about the du
Ran. Its consumption presents the
same obstacle to enjoyment as ripe
cheese. To eat DURAN one must first
overcome ones sense Of smell. The
odor of the DURAN suggests hmburger
cheese, onion sauce, brown sherry and
other incongruities. 1t has also been
compared to the smell of limekiln In
full operation.
The Malays are excessively fond Of
the fruit, and those Europeans whose
sense of smell is not overdelicate con-
tend that the DURAN Is like rich but
terry custard favored with almonds
A British officer at Penang once
dined a member of parliament about
10 leave for home. Among other deli
cacies an overripe DURAN was placed
upon the table. The guest, on being
pressed to partake of it. declined, with
this remark.
ut may have been very good last
season, but If you viii excuse me l
would rather not venture ON 1t now"
The DURAN is as large as a mans
head and is covered with sharp spines.
1t grows upon a large tree, somewhat
similar to the walnut. When ripe it
falls, and If it should strike any one
the chances are that it would infiict
damage. The natives, knowing the
danger Of a blow from falling DURAN,
stretch nets under the trees in popu-
lous places so that the fruit may be
caught as it falls.-New York Sun
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
10000 VOICES
AND MANY ARE THE
VOICES OF MOUNT
HOLLY PEOPLE

Thirty thousand voiees-What grand
chorusl And that's the number of
American men and women who are
publicly praising Doan's Kidney Pills
for relief from backache, kidney and
bladder ills. They say it to friends.
They tell it in the home papers. Mount
Holly people are in this chorus. Here's
Mount Holly testimony.
Mrs. Beulah Prickett, Al Bispham ST.,
Mt. Holly, N. J., says: ''We publicly
endorsed Doan's Kidney Pills three
years ago and at this time can again
recommend them. A member of our
family suffered long time from weak
ness through the small of his back and
sides and often was hardly able to
straighten. He could not sleep well
and felt restless and nervous. Many
remedies we're tried, but nothing brought
relief until Doan's Kidney Pills were
obtained at Jones' Pharmacy. They
entirely corrected the trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
ole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
DANDRUFF, FALLING
HAIR STOPPED
Harmless, Old Fashioned Rem
edy Brings Back Color to Gray
Hair and Makes It Grow.

How many old-fashioned remedies are
being used, which goes to show that il
Is hard to improve some of our grand
mothers old-time, tried remedies. For in
stance, for keeping the hair dark, soft and
glossy nothing equals our grandmotherS
sage tea" Although, by the addition o.
sulphur and other ingredients, this old,
fashioned brew has been made more eff
fective as q scalp tonic and color re-
storer.
Nowadays, when our hair comes ont 4
gets faded or gray, instead of going 70
the garden or garnet for herbs ana
making the s'tea" ourselves, we simpl,
go to the nearest drug store and ask fm
a bottle OF Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy.
Druggists are authorized to sell i
under guarantee that the money will be
refunded Il It fails to do exactly as rep.
resented.
This preparation is offered to thu
public at fifty cents a bottle, and j,
recommended and sold by all druggists
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
SMOKE FOR A LIVING.
French Tobacco Testers and Their Pc
cuIiar Line of Work.


cuIiar Line of Work.
In the French ministry Of finance
there Is a class of officials whose ae-
tivity is little known to the outer
world. These men are the official to-
bacco testers, and they pass judgment
on every kind of tobacco manufactured
in France.
They consist Of a chairman and Eve
assistants, and from morning to even
ing they have nothing to do but smoke
cigars, cigarettes and pipes, in order
to arrive at an estimate Of the differ
ent kinds of tobacco submitted to
them.
1t is not only the products of home
industry that come before them for
Judgment, but the cigars and cigarettes
that are sold In France have also TO
make their appeal to the decision of
their palate, and the pleasantest part
of the days work comes when 1t falls
to their lot to test the high price Ha-
vana cigars sold by the state.
The officials who undertake this DIFF
fcult and responsible duty are ex-in-
spectors Of tobacco manufactures who
have passed certain number Of years
In the states service and have given
proof of their capability for this pecul-
lar kind of work. Their by no means
light duty consists in smoking from
In the morning to In the evening,
and very often it is by no means the
best kinds of tobacco with which they
have to deal The injurious influence
Of this tobacco debauch, which pro-
duces great dryness of the mouth and
throat and might easily lead to nico-
tine poisoning, they endeavor to COM
bat by drinking great quantities OF
black coffee, which acts as an antidote
to the effects of the nicotine imbtbed.
And it is only black coffee that rem
ders it possible for them to distinguish
between and estimate the value of the
various kinds of strong tobacco.
The danger run by these valiant OFF,
Gals can best be gagged by remember
ing the highly poisonous character OF
nicotine as brought out especially by
the experience Of Croatian In the
Crimean war, who, ON finding a snake
In a wall, knocked tho bowl of his chi
bouk and plunged tbs end into its
mouth, with the result that 1t fell dead
at his feet as stiff as piece e[ frc0--
Hamburger Nachrichten.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Iacatina himaaIf

The telephone girl in certain New
York hotel answered a queer call over
the house exchange the other morning
about IL o'clock. When she plugged
In mans voice said: Hello. Is this
the So-and-so hotelY'
NO replied the girl, who was
slightly surprised This is Such-and-
such hotel
''Oh. all rightr' said the man. lust
woke up and didn't know where l
was"-New York Telephone Review.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Dumas, Chicken On ths a.rlnn

Amusing "reminiscences Of the elder
Dumas have been supplied by his cook,
Nine. Colin. Dumas most famous
recipe was ''poulet la flcelIe" Chick
en- on the string. The plucked bird is
suspended by u string from the ceiling
and turned slowly before the IRE. The
flames, just touching 1t, brown It slow
ly. 1t took time. says the cook. but
made tasty dish
Dumas lived a higgledy piggledy
hfe," said Nine. Colin. He kept open
house and always had at least fifteen
people to dinner. But he lived from
hand to mouth. and at times a sheet
served as tablecloth. After his recep.
tons he sometimes worked all night
Such muddle displeased me. espe-
cially as his guests were bohsmians.
20 ] left after ok months Of u"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
A widsawaks Prisoner

1.-THE jury has unanimously found
you guilty, prisoner at the bar" said
the judge dryly, ''but for some reason
unknown to me they have recommend
ed you to the mercy Of the court In
view Of your crime you must be hang
ed, but In view of that recommends
ton to mercy you may choose tia
method OF hanging"
"All right. you're honor" replied the
prisoner. EFF that's the case guess
TN be hanged in efigy."-Harpers.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03

Timothy Ii, ., 9: "There is one Cod
and one Mediator between God and
men, the Man Christ Jesus. who gave
Himself a Ransom for all, to be testi
ned in due time" he sald:-
Many fall to understand why a
Savior and a redemptive work are nee
essary. They ask, Why was 1t neces-
sary for Jesus to come into the world ?
How did His death influence God to
the forgiveness of human sin? And
why was the better sacrifice of Jesus
typlhed by the sacrifice Of bulls and
goats under the Jewish Law Covenant
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
THE WORLDS need
OF A MEDIATOR
Why a Savior and a Redemp-
tive Work Are Necessary.
PASTOR RUSSELL IN SWEDEN.
Scripture Teaches That Humanity
Would Have No Hope Of Everlasting
Life Except Through Divine Mercy.
Why God Provided a Salvation For
Mankind Through JssuG Sacrifices.
The Only Basis Of Reconciliation.

Stockholm, Aug.
%. - Pastor Rus
sell of l. on d o 4
Tabernacle arriv-
ed from Finland
this morning. He
addressed t W o
large Swedish con
gregatioqs b e r e
and leaves tonight
for Copenhag
Kiel, Brussels and
London We report
one Of his ad-
drosaoa from l
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
A SUGGESTION.

The retailer stopped one Of his old
est customers on the street
II want to speak to you," he began.
"Go ahead, and see II l care"
you've got to care. This bill OF
yours has been running . long time
now"
"Poor thingI How can you be SO
cruel as to let it run a long timer
"Well, what are you going 10 do
with itY'
"I'm going to make you a sugges-
tion. If that bill has been running for
as long as you say 1t has give 1t q
rest. Let it stand for a month or two"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Mora Than ona.

The witness testified that he had
been knocked down by mot0rcar and
that the chauffeur, who was Joy riding
had given no warning of his approach
do you mean." asked the judge
'4that he didn't have horn7"
mo, your honor" replied the wit
ness; 81 think he'd had too many
Argonaut.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03

Old Observation-Disclosures looking 50
blue about, old man? De Chappie-
Reason enough. Last night. l dramat-
ically told Doc De Rocks that was
consumed with love for his daughter,
and the old chump prescribed Quinine
for a fever and said he'd send the bill
later.-Boston Record.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Tainted Monax.

Pat and Mike were discussing the
affairs of limited company, and the
latter exclaimed:
'Do you think old Screwem's money
is tainted"
''Yes." replied Pat. at has two taints
on it-'tain't yours and faint mine."-
London bits.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Double MeanIno

Umbrellas Recovered" was a sign
that attracted our attention the other
day, but only for a minute. We
shook our heads sadly and walked on.
1t would take a whole galaxy Of clair
voyants and a large squad Of detec-
tives to get back a few Of our lost
ones.-Boston News Letter.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03

Il don't like those people at all.
They're too good.''
Whats the trouble?"
They've kept the same maid for
eight years and insist that they've new
er had a washwoman disappoint then"
Detroit Free Press.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03

Nearly all modern industrial enter
prises are housed In buildings that are
to some extent fireproof The question
may reasonably be asked, What con
stitutes a flreproof buildingF Moth
ing is more fireproof than a furnace
and yet the decomposition of it's con.
tents by fire is its chief use. Build
ings must therefore not only be made
Of non-infiammable material, but they
must be SO arranged that fire when
started can be confined to one room
or to the smallest possible space. With
this object in view they should be
equipped with self closing metal doors
and windows with wire glass or metal
shutters. They should have automatic
FIRE alarms and, above all, an adequate
sprinkler system. Steel framing must
be Enclosed and protected with some
material, such as brick, tile. terra cot
ia or concrete. Under these conditions
with insurance on the contents, a man.
ufacturing enterprise is reasonably
safe.-Engineering Magazine.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Willie. ou...ian.

''Pa, was Job a doctor7"
mot that know Of"
"Then why do people have so much
20 say about the patients OF JobT"-
Boston Transcript.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
A Good Reason.

Two Irishmen were digging a sewer.
One Of them was big, strong man
about six feet four inches in height
and the other one was little, puny
man about four feet six inches. The
foreman came along to see how the
work was progressing and noticed that
one of them was doing more work than
the other. Look here" he cried. "how
is it that little Dennis Dugan, who is
only half your size, is doing nearly
twice as much work as you, Patrick r.
CHANGING down to his partner, Pat re-
piled: And why shouldn't hef Amt
he nearer to it?"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1912-09-03
Mediation Not Yet Bscur


The Redeemer has not yet begun His
work of Mediation between God and
men He merely provided the basis Of
that reconciliation in His death at Cal
vary The merit Of His sacrifice is In
Jehovah's hands. but is not yet appro-
priated for the sins of the world The
worlds sins are not yet forgiven
Hence God still treats the world as sin
ners. aliens. foreigners, enemies
through evil works.
Everything is in readiness for the
forgiveness of the sins Of the world;
but the Redeemer waits until He shall
have accomplished another feature of
the Divine Program. namely, the selec-
ton Of the Church to be His Bride; or
under another figure, to be members of
the Body of Messiah, under Jesus the
Head-members of the Body Of the
Mediator, under the Redeemer's Head
ship "For Moses verify said unto the
fathers, A Prophet shall the Lord your
God raise up unto you from amongst
your brethren like unto me [Mosesl;
A4AAA oAdAA c uCdt Ii atI
soever He shall say unto you. And
the person that will not obey that
Prophet THAT Teacherl. shall be de
stroyed from amongst the people,
Acts Ill. %. %.
This antitypical Moses. Head and
members, has been In process Of devel
opment or raising up. for now nearly
nineteen centuries God raised up
Jesus the very 6rst, and is since rails
ing up us also by Jesus. And through
the First Resurrection shortly the en-
tire Body, the Messiah Of glory, win
be changed. made partakers Of the di-
vine nature Revelation TX. 8: II Pc
ter /, 4
The antitypical Moses will inaugu
rate the New Covenant with Israel and
the world, even as the typical Moses
inaugurated the old Law Covenant
with typical Israel at Mt Sinai. AS
the old Covenant had sacrifices Of bulls
and goats and was inaugurafed first
hy 3 sprinkling Of the tables Of the
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-12-13
CONGRESSIONAL.

Presidents message on general af-
fairs was read.
Senator Bristow introduced resolu-
tions for the initiative and recall of
judicial decisions.
Progressive party's campaign fund
statement was filed. showing contribu-
tions of sG7G,G72.
The House passed the Crago bill
to pension Spanish war veterans,
widows and children.
Naval affairs committee began franz
ing naval appropriation bill, which
Chairman Padgett estimates will car
ry $120,000,000 to S130,000,O00.
Western delegates advocated appro-
priations for river and harbor I'M
provements before rivers and harbors
committee.
Banking and currency committee
began framing diplomatic and consul
lar appropriation bill. which Chairman
Sulzer estimates will carry s3,O00.00O
to s4,O00.0O0.
Message read from President Taft.
reviewing American foreign relations.
urging that the fundamental foreign
policies of the nation be raised above
the conflict of partisanship.
Representative Mondell introduced a
bill providing that 25 per cent. of the
proceeds of sales of public lands shall
be used for the construction and i'm
provement of public roads in the
states from which the proceeds are
derived.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1912-12-13
GENERAL.

William Provin. great keeper of
wampum of the Great Council of the
United States. Improved Order of Red
Men. died at Westfield, Mass. He
was seventy-nine years old.
Mrs. Daniel E. sickles. estranged
wife of the noted Civil War general,
came to his relief again in New York
as on similar occasion not long ago.
and averted an auction sale Of his
war relics and other property.
Governor Marshall of Indiana, vice
president-elect. who is delegate to
the Federal Council of Churches of
Christ in America, in session in Chica-
go. devoted his address chiefly to the
family life and the Sunday school.
Theodore Roosevelt was quoted as
saying that he would not be a candi-
date again for the Presidency, by
Charles Sumner Bird, defeated Pro
Rressiye candidate for governor. in an
address at the Progressive banquet at
Boston.
A daughter of the President of the
United States joined with the daugh-
ter of a Sormer President in charity
work in New York, when Miss Helen
Taft and Miss Esther Cleveland sold
programs in a theater at benefit per
formance given by the Women's tt
tanic Memorial committee. They met
with notable success in their sales
among the society people who flocked
to the performance.
Widows are barred from the Bos-
ton Spinsters' Association, the watch
word of which is give the girls who
never married a chance"
Edith st. Clair. actress, won her
s22, 500 suit against Klaw and Erlan-
ger in New York when a jury declared
her contract for that amount with the
theatrical firm valid.
Hungarian women, many OF them
past middle age. have taken the places
of striking coremakers at q foundry
in East Toledo. Ohio. One hundred
| men and boys are on strike.