The Greeley tribune., 1912-05-16

the DO1tOmC0 0t greeley, COlOT8uos Uu'
der the Act Of March :. 1879.
MEMBER COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION
The weather man is certainly
earning his salary.
taft keeps his guns on Roose-
welt" says q lseadline in the Denver
Republican. What kind are they
pop gums:
Now they are talking Of coming
half cent pieces. Probably so they
can make even change In paying the
salaries of editors.
Jim Flynn, the Irish white hope,
who will battle for American su-
prenAacy, yesterday visited his pa
rents, MIR. and Mrs. Hector ChArig.
lone, psominent Italians OF Pueblo.
''Greeley-the only nyless town
in the west" would make dandy
advertisenent-if 1t were only the
truth.
1t seems unfortunate that the
young onion season opened about
the same time as the saloons in
Evans.
For the benefit Of the Denver
papers, we hope that the war with
Mexico will hold of until after the
Denver election.
The things we never hear of any
more include a union depot Tor
Greeley and tying your sock around
your throat for q cold.
II Taft wasn't stand pat repub-
lican we would be in favor of tav-
ing him play couple Of bases on
Slim Roberts base ball team.
II anyone is thinking of leaving
us any money when they die, we
would be glad to have it now. The
fishing season Is approaching rapid
ly.
The current issue Of Golfers con- |
tains a full page picture Of bottle |
OF swamp root. A sort of 'Spring |
Is Here, Your System Needs
Tonic effect.
We some times wonder IL the
trusts don't laugh hard enough to
crack their lips when Teddy and
Taft get to telling what they know
about each other.
IL war really comes with Mexico
We arc In favor q sending Jack |
johnson and Jim Flynn down as an
advance guard so they can clean out |
a roadway for the troops.
1t might be y kindly act for the
Twist Transfer company to have =
moving van or two At the base ball
game on Thursday afternoon. One
Of tie Fats might get q puncture.
The farmers Of Weld county |
ought to be grateful to the demo-
Gratis this year. Every time the fol- |
lowers Of Champ Clark have PLAN
ned to do anything 1t has rained
like blazes.
While municipal improvements of
q sweet nature are being considered
why wouldn't 1t be . good scheme
for Evans to sugar its streets and
plant mint beds along the irrigat-
ing bitches?
In the hope that it may catch the
eyes Of the Milliken Widows club
We mildly venture that while not .
member Of . bachelor club we
haven't had to ask the protection
OF tho game laws yet.
We believe firmly that the farm
ess Of Weld county owe ~ some
thing hanfls0sne. We got that
straw Lid out again and w0ee It .
whole day. That night an inch Of
rain fell all over the county.
A New York woman has filed suit
for divorce alleging that her hus-
band has 50 affinities that she
knows Of and lot that SIZE doesn't
know. That's what We call hanging
It onto tho Sultan Of Turkey in
great shape.
Tho Literary Digest is trying to
OutdO Weld county snake stories by
psinting an account Of . 5O-fO0t boa
uonatzi4tOr. Watt TIL the Evans
saloons get to going right and we
will show the Literary digest or
anw other old Publication that Weld
county b going to be first Whether
IL be snakes or potatoes.
SPRING POEM
Mary had . little calf. Twas
clad in silk, you know. And every.
wfsego that Mary went the calf Waa
sur0 to show.
Mothers Day