Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-04-25

To think that / discovered a suspcnder
buckle in my hash one day last week
and ! Was wondering. that's all"
Well: YOU needn't to wonder l
can dn ~" of the Wondering that is
necessary around here. IL keeps me
busy wondering when some OF the
cilcaiskatc artists which l'atr"nizc
this cafe of mine are going To- come
across With the coin. ! want yoA
L" understand that ! didn't always
keep u boarding house"
My lear madam interrupted the
book agent. ~ would like to sug
gcst that
Now you are going tn suggest
to me that some people want Waldorf
'ast"ria service for three bones Il
week. l want YOU to understand. sir.
that when | want amy advice on how
I" lun his boarding house I'm ask
for it. ! didn't always run ii
II was merely going to suggest
~ know: ! know. Those who pay
the sl"west always suggest the fastest.
That's what I get for being Il poor
unprotected woman. People are al
ways imposing ON EN-. l had IL good
''tttN ~ once anu UltiII l itN INS run
II know that my dean madam" in
terrlirtnd the book agent %biandlN.
"and ! was merely going To sus-
| g"st-"
We'll. for the love of Mike. suggest
1T. Don't sit there II SHUTTER and
stamnler. That's the Way With some
and wont let u woman get Il word in
edSeWise. You have been sitting there
for an hour trying to suggest sone-
thing. but I don't hear you suggesting
nothing. Gil" on. Suggest it. Suggest
it. But IN give YOU to understand
right off the reel that it wont do no
good. It's costing me s2.99 to feed YOU
gentlemen for $500 Il week NOW: YOU
might just as Well Try to susgeSt some
thing to the sphinx of Egypt as to me.
l didn't always run a"
II WAS going to suggest said the
book agent desperately. that l
| would like
1T won't do you no good. You're
getting all that is coming to you now
for TIN. money. There ain't another
place i'm this town that"
II WAS going tn suggest that i would
like t" have o pass me the SALT"
oh. hen WHY didn't YOU say so
i'm the first place"
CAUGHT ON THE FLY.
Woodrow Wilson has ii brother who
has been i'm the newspaper business
many years. Perhaps the brother is
the one i'm that family who is entitled
To the presidency.
III Hon. James Ham Lewis ever
wishes to rcnove himself absolutely
from the political armament he can
easily do so by getting shaved.
A nursery firm i'm the east is adver-
ItiCjnpr for. ovAfte,S A M.nr,t n1 in, thn
Washington papers should bring re-
suits.
Ex-senator Dick will lead the Taft
forces in Ohio. but where he will lead
them remains to be seen.
The Daughters of the Mexican Revo-
buttons should be about the largest or
g~anization i'm the world.
One good thing about the presi-
Dental campaign is that ii crowds
schedule h off the first pas
Some favoritc sons are BEGINNING %
wonder whose favorites they are.
A report says more actors go into
bankruptcy than do members of amy
other profession. Well, look how often
they get martied.
\ New York paper says there are
many we'll preserved men i'm that city.
Yes. and there arc Others who are
picked.
That Missouri man who has been
sentenced to obey his wife six months
would probably prefer Il straight pen
itcntiary sentence.
One idea of no sort of a good job
is that of reading proof on one OF
those new Chinese revolutionary news
papers.
1T takes a pretty lively suffraget to
crowd the dowager empress of China
off the first page these days.
1t is not illegal to tip a waiter i'm
Kentucky. but it is probably still
legal to shoot them in that state.
\ Harvard professor says bread
and butter Is the ideal food. 1t is all
so about the most expensive.
The Enchanted Moment.
There is one moment in the spring
More wonderful thar anything.
More marvellous than any dream
Wherein a thousand rare things gleam-
II is the moment when a breath
BLOWS back the shroud of wintry death.
And bids the little leaves unfold
In beauty ever new and old.
| No other moment in the year
Lives with a loneliness SO sheer.
| No other moment sees that thrill
sweep out across the field n hill
Where withered vines and branches are,
| No other moment. short or long.
l Sees the earth murmur into song.
A subtle instant holds the spell
y ~ as though some clear-tOned bell
forth a low insistent sound
Wherein all melody Is found,
! Wild magic that may not be feared;
/ 1t liz aa thnnQh n wand IN aW0y ad