The central record., 1912-10-18
ROgWallOW News.

Bird eggs, after having been thrown
around. VIII not hatch
Some women are raving temperance
advocates. still they never took a drink
in their lives.
Once a cigar stump gets under your
feet it is harder TO get rid Of then a
friendly cat.
Little Fidity Finder carried an all
day sucker to school with him MONDAY.
but the teacher used It until recess.
Now that the Deputy constable has
his own interests as Il candidate well
under hand, he will help Woodrow VIII
son out in his race.
Sim Finders says be cannot see how
some ROSTERS are able to be around
much in the daytime after having set
up all night growing.
Tobe Moseley has had a window
light put in at his house. Now Miss
Rosy can knock on the window pane
at Yam Sims when he passes.
The Dog Hill Preacher had on an
other clean shirt Sunday. Poffe Eaz-
ley says it is mystery to him how
some people can dress so well.
Just before a fishing or hunting
party gets ready to leave for the scene
one Of the fellows invariably appears
with long face and says he'll have to
back out.
While Raj Barlow was over to see
Miss Fruzie Allsop Sunday evening he
enjoyed some funny moving pictures
by turning the pages in the family
n'cture album right fast.
bliss Flute Belcher heard someone
..rtUrblng their chicken roost Tuesday
right. but did not go out to see who
10 was, as she did not want Sidney
Hooks to see her with her hair rolled
up.
Dock Hooks, who has gained much
uOtOriety as a dentist during his leisure
hours at the blacksmith shop, mixed
business with pleasure yesterday by
pulling a large tooth for Miss GondOla
HensteP.
Poke Easley had his picture made
while over at Tickville a few days ago.
1t is a very good resemblance of Poke,
but there is d little blur around the
necktie, he having swallowed just as
the camera went off.
jefferson Potlocks IS again in our
midst, having returned this week from
an absence of several days in the Calf
Ribs neighbOrhood. He brought back
back q good cow whose former owner
ship is clouded in mystery.
The editor Of the Tickville Tidings is
at sea over the workings of the new
law which reQuirGs all editors to state
under oath who Ownes their printing
plant. He don't know who owns the
| Iidings, as it has never been paid for.
| There was an interesting contest at
the Rye Straw store this week, as to
who could keep a feather up in the air
the longest by 5.Owing it. If the
feather had got directly over one of
Mrs. Tobe MOfeley's conversations she
would have won the prize. Tobe says.
EiIick Wellwanger was the party Of
the first part in a shooting affray at
the Hog Ford mOOnshine still house
| Saturday afternoon. However. he got
the advantage Of his opponent, and
fired at him several times in success
ION under the plea of self-defense-
One Of the shots would have struck a
lady a few yards away, but fortunate
lly Cricket Hicks was in the bullets
pathway and stopped it.
| Columbus Allsop, had he had the adj
lvantages Of earlier training, might
have become a SleUth equal to the
Deputy Constable. As it is. ne is still
possessed of a pair Of keen eyes and
considerable shrewdness. Friday morn
ing he saw the track of a mink in his
back yard near the chicken rOOst. and
getting a pencil and paper he copied it
off and started out through the Gimlet
creek bottoms in search of the owner.
After hunting for many hours. and ex-
amining several minks. he at last was
rewarded with success, having found
the animal it fitted, and returned home
with him.