The Greeley tribune., 1912-12-05


g6R COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION
Are you doing 1t early?
Why not hold = gravel showes
for the new road:
Anybody having any gravel they
don't want can dump ii ON the new
road being built by the convicts.
All kinds of weather is promised
fnr this week, but this need not In
terfere with Christmas shopping.
Johnstown has been presented
with a brand new fire department
Underwriters Of Colorado please
take notice.
Somehow or other every time we
m to Denver we strike tag day In
that fair city. And they see US COM
ing, too.
We feel much better since the
women of keota have decided that
a husband is better possession
than a farm Of 100 acres.
According to reports the pupils
in the new high school find the les
sons Just as hard and the hours 'as
long rs in the old building.
They have q school for brides in
Kansas. The biscuits like mother
used to make will be featured In the
place Of elOcutiOn and music.
Congress Is worrying over how
to appropriate something over
$500, 600, 900. That looks to us like
the easiest thing we could do.
Nose Stone was funny enough
last night, but you won't think he Is
10 comical when he sends your bill
around for the busted water pipe.
Denver is all swelled up because
Sir Thomas LiptOn is going to visit
there next Wednesday. He ought
to be the real thing ut tea parties.
Another new cure for tubercu-
loeis has been found but meanwhile
good old Colorado sunshine will
continue business 1t the old stand.
Sir Thomas Upton was In Denver
yesterday. Now IL he wants to see
. real town let him come to Greeley
and learn how to make his tea
sweeter.
A Salt Lake couple Travelled I, 400 |
miles to celebrate their thirty-fOurth |
wedding anniversary. 1t must be
fine to feel that good after having
been married for 81 years.
A professor In the University Of
Illinois has advised all young men
to allow their wives to select their !
callings In life. Looks like hank
presidents jobs will be crowded.
There Is no rose without It's
thorn. Just as the newly elected
Legislators were beginning to look
forward to free rides on the rail-
roads all passes were abolished.
Recent discoveries go to show
that the Egyptians were kicking
abosst the high cost Of living eight
eea centuries ago. Isn't 1t wonder
ful how old habits cling to us?
A justice Of the peace in Larimer
county has come out ard announced
that he will marry couples FREQ.
Now It is up to some lawyer to A.
nOance that he will get divorces
free.
Turkey has signed . peace pro-
focol after several days Of delay.
Peace with turkey was also slow in
cosAng with many Americans fol-
lowing too hearty indulgence 1t
Thsakssiving.
A Bulgarian editor let some war
nesss slip. into his society columns
AID got we'll scolded. Our sympa-
thies are with him, for there is
really more war around . newspaper
office over the society columns than
any other cause.
Congress Is in session to make
appropriations Of something like
u billion dollars In the next two
weeks. II they are looking for .
place to put some Of it they are
welcome to the extra room In our
flat. "
Governor-elect Amnsons is Begin
ming to experience the joys Of office.
He was guest 1t . church fair At
Greeley Last night. Wonder IL the
dear girls put third oyster In the
soup served his future excellency?
Boulder Camera.
A Minneapolis preacher had q
c0aple Of chorus girls to ILLUSTRATE
the awfAlness Of modern rag dane
ing - he pFeeci1ed = ser1Don on It.
Bonae Of the mea in the audience
rot so excited that they throw
flneir collection change to the Rirl1