The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1912-10-05
BY THE WAY

This second Mexican revolution
should be abated. 1t is bad form, in
any of the sun-dried countries, to
spring them in pairs. The regulation
is that the revolution started before
breakfast shall not be disturbed by
| second revolution until after 2:S0
o'clock on the afternoon of the same
day.
Furthermore, revolution within
revolution is one of those things men
toned in the Scriptures-a wheel with
in a wheelEmeaning something that
turns around but never gets any
where.
You may not find it in the classified
colyums, but another Kansas weekly
newspaper is for sale. Direct your Of
fers to the Kansas editor proprietor
and printer who, for seventeen years
attempted to collect subscriptions, ad
bills and other junk, pay for his ink
and stock, mollify the irate Subscrio-
ers, pay grocery bills and run a hand
press or gasoline engine lind
THEN received word that a rich rela-
tive had passed on and left him $4,000
perfectly good dollars. The chances
are he will give you the whole blamed
thing for a good cigar.
The story of the fattish lady who
dropped in on a stockholders meeting
via the sky-light, is incomplete. The
narrator should have added that she
broke an agreement between Two
stockholders, also three corset Stats be-
tween 3:45 and 3:46.
Pip Daniels holds that the night |
laps over into the day just as far as
the day does into the night and hence !
the ''early-to-bed' stuff is popcorn. 1t |
is evident that Pip has never labored |
on the telegraph end of a daylight |
daily in an attempt to get the news |
from Mexicali or Frisco in the II |
o'clock mail edition.
is defective. We admit that he shows
rare taste in the choice of Girls and
it over, Pip,) but he has
to learn of time
What wots he of time? Wot does he
care about time? His days are songs,
and his nights are dreams. The set
tingS or risings of the sun cut but lit
tie ice with Pip SO long as Father
Polk is on the job to supply the slaves
with early copy.
But the time is approaching when
Pip will observe the hair-line between
day and night.
Senator Porter candidly admits that
ne IS against Stubs. Thus, at one fell
swat, he swats the only hope the fee
Die opposition ever had of breaking the
noted Pittsburger Of his reprehensi5le
labit of paying hotel bills in Topeka
every other winter.
The wife of the Denver geek who
deserted a family of IS, has kick ;
coming. His desertion was DELAYED,
1t is impossible for a Taft man to
7ote for Taft in California. The thou.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS." have attended to !
hat. So Mr.. Wilson may hesitate, in !
lis mad rush across the continent, long
to make another little notation $
n his memorandum book. 3
Mr.. Wilson is an educator Were he 3
| trained business man, he would bor-
ow million dollars and contribute it !
o the Roosevelt campaign fun. :
Dodd: The only answer to the su- !
Jared oyster is its value as an anti ,
Lote for an over-feed. Mustard and ,
warm water will answer the same {
purpose.
The oyster-sugar combination is also
fine thing to feed a blindfolded vic ,
i'm during a lodge initiation For :
cutting the candidate on the fritz and
netting bowls of mirth from the degree {
cam, it has the stuffed club, the pile +
+ brickbats and the tub of water :
lacked into a remote corner. i