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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH.

Corner Florida avenue and Bay st.
The Rev. William Dudley Nowlin.
ID. d., pastor.
Sunday school 9:i5 a. m. II. Z.
stevens super.nt, ndent.
Preaching sunday at | / a, III. and
7:ia y. m.
Weekly praycrmeetins Wednesday
evening AT 80.
Woman's Missionary ami Aid So
ciety Monday $50 y. m.
Eaptis, lcliIs Peoples Meeting
~ i: l., p. n.
Regular monthly business meeting
first Wednesday al 7;"a =. II.
East Lakeland Mission.
Sunday school at . p. III. +. \.
Milton. superintendent. Prayer
meeting Thursday at : = IN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06

This paper has and will continue
! .bc churches and every other
(Nay Institution every assistance
(ssi1ir in the way of free notices
|laucal assistance, etc. In view oil
fhat We have done. we must confess
|Oveyrr. that ii looks little un.
ta'eiul when some of these institu.
fOn> that We boost in every issue OF
|r paper. 30 elsewhere when they
Part a little job of printing done
F''nS Us do all the free" work.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
o Joy!

Nose PcrsimmOns-W Wal. | Jest aor.
rled money enough to git de marriage
license! Now | hain't got muffin TO
worry about I'LL my dog license mes
ue!-I'uck.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Those Who
Come anoGo


-, Kate 3. Aaron. of Douglas,
-,y.d a few days ago in Lake
- "a is the guest of Mr.. }. ".
!, ..-eagh and family.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Endless Chain.

A mouse IS afraid of Il man, n man
is afraid OF Il woman. woman IL
afraid Of a mou'c and there you are.
Chicago New
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Carried Their Own Sroonc

Tn cry is no. fnr ne iaaiyiGual
drinaing cup In Queen Elizabeth's
time every guest At banquet brought
his own spoon with him.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
What Was In Her Heart.

"rell me-" he sighcd-"tcll me.
beautiful maiden, what Is In your
heart" The girl gave him look OF
icy dslain. and then vouchsafed the
monosyllablt, "lslood!"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06

m, l.. Skipper requests us u
,.os, that on account Q. the
a, tnerc will be no meeting OF
Memorial Association at her home
\. noon. but on Thursday aft
postponed meeting will
On this occasion the an
81. iou OF officers will be held
"a business transacted, and
g.bcr is urged to be pres
L.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06

w.. : C. Tweedell and little
r,.r Eva Louise. who have been
D.. 80 Kris. Tecdell's parents III
IL. sr seevral weeks. returned
Sday night. accompanied ~
~. Ta dolls father. Mr.. Morrow
!, comes to Lakeland with a
III .rchasing property here.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Lutheran Church.

Rev. II. j. Matthias, Pastor
Sunday school 1000 a. m.
Preaching service 1900 a. M, and
1900 y. m, second and fourth Sun
days.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
At Last.

We know now why the chicken
crossed the road, because we round
the Charleston News and COuri.
or
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
M. f. Church, South.

|. c. Jenkins, Pastor.
Sunday school 9:l5 Il. m.
Morning sermon il.OO a. m.
tpworth League 600 y. m.
Evening service, ZOO y. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday 700
p. IN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06

Nr ..G Ms. :. NJ. stephens oA-
rye tomorrow morning iof
IA The East Coast. wher,
II ) aacs has large citrus frui'
il. They will remain ii'r,
.yA w~ h, during which ,ime
T. =, .lals will suporintend III,
b. u, N several thousand boNc.
TIL tlmous Indian River oranges
.hic0 b. buys there every season.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Presbyt IRAN Church.

Prcshyt ,r:an Church.
Rev. W. j Lalmcrs, pastor.
Sunday DOL g:i5 a. m.
Morn sermon li:0O IA m.
E.t & sermon at 200 p. NJ.
Y. T. 5. {. T.. meets at 6 p. m.
Prayermeeting, Wednesday, 1880.
Christian Church.
Geo. ". Weimer, Pastor.
Sunday school 9:i1 a. N.
communion 1919 Il. m.
Preaching. Hoo a. III.
Y. =. :. {. y. co-opcratcs with
ather societies al Cumberland Pres
pytcrian church.
Evening sermon, $50 4, m.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Episcopal Church.

Rev. !. IL. Weddcll, rector.
Each sunday excepting only the
third Sunday of each month.
sunday school every Sunday at |
a. m.
Service l:ou a. N.
Evening Prayer 400 y. m.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Cumberland Presbyterian.

Y. r. s. L. T.. at 6.3U D. NJ.
Sunday school at the regular hour.
Without pastor.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1912-02-06
Catholic Church.

Rev. A. ID. Fox, Pastor.
Services are held on second and
fourth Sundays at 900 a. m.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
DISTRICT NO. 5
Includes fans who reside outside the
District of COlum bia

Jesse NJ. Day. Gaithersburg Md. los
Harvey E. Smith, Hyattsville. Md. 6.205
Shaw Thompson. Gaithersburg. Md. 1.o45
J. L. Miller, R.F.D.4, Sta. A. Box a03.. 1000
VIM B. Gladmon. Silver Spg, Md. 225
G. d. Bradshaw. Box "A, Linden, Va. 1000
NJ. G. Koerner. 3 Colonial Hts. Va. 1.C0O
A. f. Burgess, Hyatts,!le, Md. 1856
Taber Strawn. R. d. 1. Landover.. Loo
II. A. Downham, King and Payne
SITS, Alexandria ................... 1,520
10. F. Hicks, Rockville. Md. 7.7e0
James Ketner. Riverdale, Md. ...... 1000
Oscar Frederick. Riverdale. Md. 1000
f. Newton: R.F.Dl, Stall. Md PIX. $50
d. c. Smith, Rockville. Md. $500
Walter Shomo, Mt. Rainier. Md. 1000
p. Harvey, Pat. & Oronoco. Alex. LIS
C. II. Zimmerman. Mkt Sp., Alex. Loo
Arthur E Welsh. 622 S. Pat. Alex. 3,265
G. 4. Drummer, Falls Church. Va. los
r. A. Cranshaw, E. Falls Church. 1000
w. S. Stamper. Drummond. Md. S1+5
Louis Gott, E. Falls Church, Va. 1000
NJ. A. Bealle. Relay, Md............. $3.50
W. w. Welker. III n. Royal, Alex. l.0oO
Geo. E Cornell, Brentwood Md. 1000
A. w. Patterson. Laurel Md. 22,6i5
F. ]. Keith. Victoria, Va............. 1.6i0
j. L. Mofrett, Herndon, Va::...... ISIS
Herbert Bowbeer. Ballston: va. 1,s2o
s. S. Hayes. Mt. Rainier, Md. 1,0e0
Geo. F. Thurston. Mt Rainier. Md. 80. 40
L. S. Mccarthy; Silver Spring: Md. 1850
VIM. C. Hull. LIVINGSTON Hts, Va. 2.0eo
Geo. A. Adams. Capitol Hts, Md. loo
c. II. Bacon, Silver Spring, Md. 1,640
G. Fred Birrell. 54 N. Columbus
st. Aiexandria .,;;.;;-.;;...;..:. -; ll5o
Theo. E. Thomas. Takoma. Md. LILO
Earl Cornell. 1925 Queen St, Alex 1,145
J. T. Sweeney. 81 Columbus. Alex. 1910
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04

Barry then foolishly attempted to score,
and the ball was in Henry's hands be-
fore Jack had taken a dozen steps
Barry was run to earth, easily ending
the game.
By agreement the game started at 80
o'clock in order TO allow the Nationals
To catch the Federal Express for Boston.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
NOTES OF THE GAME

Threatening clouds probably had a
great deal to do with the size of the
crowd AS many as forty-five people sat
In the Jury box
Moran ran nearly to the uncovered
bleachers after Bakers hit in the opener
and caught It.
Gandil was presented with a check for
$50 when he came TO bat in the first
inning. Phillips. the megaphone man,
made the presentation.
Murphy was robbed OF an apparent
single in the third when Moran camped
under tie former Orioles offering.
After Oldring hit to the center field
bleachers, Milan threw to Mcbride, who
tossed to Laporte getting the Rube, after
he had overan second.
Eddie Collins killed a hard hit ball
of Fosters, depriving the midget Of a
run producer.
With Collins on first our old friend
J. Franklin, the bread man, hit into a
double play.
Gandirs second hit was a three-quarter
smash to left field.
Moran pilfered the midway in the
fourth and took third on Ira Thomas
bad heave.
MCbElue- was puIposely Cdugnt OII HrSI
in the fourth with Moran on third, allow
ing the fleet footed outer gardener to
tally.
Schaefer was canned in the fifth for
disputing decision at first on Thomas.
Milan vas struck in the groin by Houck
in the fifth, but gamely resumed play.
This was the second time that our Clyde
had been hit.
John Henry showed his fieetfootedness
in the seventh, running Egan down on
Murphy's hit TO Gandil.
Murphy, the guy that made six hits
Monday. was the victim OF an old trick
yesterday. Mcbride working the hidden
ball gag on him.
Mcbride, Laporte. and Gandil pulled
the third double play of the game in the
eighth.
Grooms tenth hit of the season was a
slow grounder down third. which the
lanky finger beat out.
Foster beat out a bunt in the eighth
The whole Sleepy City crew set up d
howl, claiming It was foul.
Moeller's bingle to center scored Groom
and Milan.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
GRIFFITH DENIES
CLIMATE CAUSED
TEAM TO SLUMP
Weather Not to Blame, Says Old
Fox-Athletics Are Badly
Shown Up.
OTHER SPORTING GOSSIP

For a worlds championship ball club
the exhibition put up here yesterday by
Connie Macks Athletics was about the
limit. and the fan who yelled out from
the upper grandstand tier of seats. Now
ing the League" was about right
The hidden ball trick was neatly
worked on Murphy, just as II is liable
to be pulled on any player. but the idea
of Eddie Collins, supposed to be a quick
thinker and a smart player. allowing
himself to be caught mapping on a de.
layed steal. engineered by Mcbride and
Moran, Is past understanding.
Collins had plenty of time to peg home
to Thomas and catch Moran at the plate
Yet ne fooIlshly attempted to run down
Mcbride while Moran beat it home. and
there cannot be any plausible excuse Of
fered by the famous second baseman
for such bOneheaded work.
Before Clark Griffith left for Boston
with his club he took occasion to deny
that he had ever made the statement
that climatic conditions in the Capital
had caused his team to run into a slump.
This rot about the hot climate is
absurd" declared the Old Fox. 1T is
true that several of my players have
recently contracted colds and mild at
tacks of tonsolitis. and that the club
physician. DR.. Larkin. offered TO extract
all the troublesome glands. but l do not
think the hot weather here had anything
at all to do with our recent slump 1t
was simply case of the terrific strain
showing on some OF the youngsters. II
should drop down to last place in the
standing through our poor showing here
the past month. l would not blame it on
the Washington climate
Cmplres Dineen and O'Brien. during
their short stay In Washington have Civ
en- general satisfaction. which is more
than can be said of the work of others
O'Brien looks as good as any base arbi-
ter in the league and is sure to be re-
tanned next season.
It will be either Joe Engel or Carl
CashIon against Boston in the Hub this
afternoon. Cashion will likely pitch. and
IL the big fellow has his control working
properly the Red Sox will not find the
path to victory a rosy one by any means
The Nationals thus far have the edge
on Boston in the number of games won.
a distinction of which no other team
can boast, and Griff feels confident that
with an even break of luck. he will be
able to throw a few surprises into the
Red Sox camp.
Tom Hughes is almost certain to be in
the box one game. and Boston has al
ways found Hughes a hard man to beat
Walter johnson will pitch next Saturday.
and will probably hook up with Joe
Wood.
All eyes are on this Washington Bos-
ton series. and il the truth be told, the
majority OF fans throughout the coun-
try are pulling for the Nationals TO win
the majority of games.
II the Nationals fail to win the PEN
nant. and the chances for so doing look
decidedly slim at this stage, a post-sea-
son series with the Cincinnati Reds,
Griff's old club. might be interesting
and profitable. Such a series would draw
big in the Capital; in the Ohio city it is
doubtful. But a series of five games
would surely prove interesting in more
ways than one. WILLIAM PEET.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Milwaukee. s: ST. Paul, ).
Kansas City. 9; Minneapolis, s.
Toledo. 4; Columbus. 10.
Louisville. 9: indianapolis, ].
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
Nationals Land Getaway Game Engel Faces Red Sox To-day
A Big Open Contest
for Real Baseball Fans
The Prizes, Twenty Trips to the Worlds Series,
Should Appeal to Every Lover of the
National Game.
A great. big. wide-open contest.

A great, big, wide-open contest.
contest, with prizes at stake that
should appeal to every fan in the coun-
try A. contest that's worth while.
That's The Herald's Worlds Series Con-
test.
by vote. the twenty baseball fans who
are the most popular. The proof Of their
popularity will be the number Of votes
they get. The reward of their popularity
will be twenty free trips to the World s
Series games.
But you know that
We've dinned It in your ears untfl you
are probably tired Of 1t. But until ALL
the live fans recognize their opportunities
and get busy we are going to keep on
talking about II.
Many of those who are already entered
are pouring in their votes to the World 5
Series Manager but n great many more
are not. Now. there is nothing to be
gained by holding them back. You only
give your friends the impression that
you are not trying to win, and therefore.
you cannot expect them to help you.
Turn in your subscriptions. and have the
up in the list, and show your friends
that you have a chance to win. They
are bound to do a lot more for you.
Send US your photograph and We will
publish II in the paper. This will be a
good way to boost your cause. We want
to help you in every way possible. but
understand that you must do some boost
ing yourself. You must be a live one 81
you expect to win one of these trips.
Why it's a real fans duty to himself to
do everything he can in a contest like
this. It's practically impossible TO
understand how any true-blue baseball
enthusiast could miss a chance Of seeing
all the games for the championship OF
the world.
And to see them free. every item Of
expense paid by this paper. The Herald
party will go to whatever cities shall
win the baseball pennants Of the big
leagues. The best of accommodations at
every game will be arranged for in ad-
vance. The fans won't have the slightest
trouble. expense or responsibility. All
they will have is the best time of their
lives. Can you afford TO miss II?
Now. this is a chance that's open TO Old
fans as well as young ones. Any man, no
matter how busy he thinks he is, no mat
ter how old he thinks he is, will find
new zest OF spirit. a new lease of life in
being one Of the boys" who will go to
the big games as guests of The Washing
ton Herald.
But it's time to come along II you are
coming Don't wait any longer. The
entry blank below will start you with
900 votes.
How Do You stand in the List:
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04

'Lapp batted Tor Eean IN tho nInth
fMaggcTt batted for Craboe in the fifth
Washington. ................... o 90 1-i
Philadelpha. ................... 0 o 90 0 l %
Earned nnS-Philadelphis. .. First base BY er-
rurs-Wsshington. ]. Left on bases-WaShngtnn 5:
Philadelphia 6. First base On halls-Of CrAbhe. /;
on Houck /; of Groom. > Innings pitched By
Crabbe 4: by HOuck l. Hits mads-Of Crabte. ;;
OF Houck = Struck out-By Crabbe. l: by Houck.
/: by GrOom. 2 Three-base hits-GAndil. EEan.
Two-base hits-Oldrng. Collins Sauihce fly
Moeller Hit by pitcher-By Crabbo Milan. by
Houck CNiilanl. rmTres - MessrS D.0een and
O'Brieu. Time Of game-l hour md IS minutes.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
Nationals Retain Lead
By Beating Mackmen
Bob Groom Is Effective in the Pinches, While Climb
ers ROmp Away from Athletics on the
BaseS-Score Is 4 to 2.
By WILLIAM PEET.

Only little knot of Capital fans suggesting possibly Baltimore
the Nationals snatch the final game of the series
from Connie Mak White Elephants in the Concrete Coliseum
terday, 4 to g
Grs Youngsters played inside baseball called because they
got with everything they attepted and desive up
put the double e which resulted
run when Murphy stroed off second and tagged
Mcbride the hidden ball trick usade of hoots
and jeers turned loose
.Now we see why the Athletics standing
fan the grand stand The beacher
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE,

Jersey City. Z; Baltimore. 4.
Montreal, q; Buffalo. J.
Newark. ); Providence. s. Second game: Newark
2; Providence, ].
Toronto 2; Rochester. & Second game: Toronto
.; Rochester, Q.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
BATTING AVERAGES
OF THE CLIMBERS

Yankees Take Title.
The Yankee Athletic Club won the
fifteen-year-old championship of the
District yesterday by defeating the
Trojans, to o. The game was won In
the ninth inning on a triple by Street.
scoring Reardon.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
Yesterdays RESULTS.
Washington, 4; Philadelphia, 2.
Chicago, 5; Detroit, 2
Chicago, 0y Detroit, q.
Boston-Ncw York-Rain
GAMES TODAY.
Washington mt Boston.
Philndelphia at New York
STANDING OF THE CLUBS
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
Philadelphia, 81 Brooklyn, 4.
Boston, 8, New York, 4.
Cincinnati, z, st. Louis, L.
Chicago, 81 Pittsburs, 2.
PittsburE, 1; Chicago, O..
GAMES TODAY.
St. Louis mt Cincinnati.
PfttsburE mt Chicago.
New York mt Philadelphia.
The Washington herald., 1912-09-04
Crcscents Win Again.

The Crescents won another game. to
2. the strong st. Patrick team being
their victims. The feature of the gam,
was the pitching of Langley. The bat
terry for the Crescents was Langley ant
Lehman. and for st. Patrick Mulvoe,
Dean, and Bush.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11
ONE ADDED KERNEL MEANS TO-
100000 BUSHELS

UOU,UOU BUSHELS
If one extra potato were added to
each plant grown in the United
States the actual increase in the an
nual yield of the crop would amount
to 21,000,O00 bushels. Tho figure Is
given in a report on "Dry-Tarm Crops
and Their improvement" by Prof. F.
b. Linfeld of the Montana agricul-
tural college.
In one extra kernel we're added to
each head of oats, barley, wheat or
ear of corn,' says Prof. Linfield, "we
would have of oats, 100000 bushels
extra; of barley, 100000 bushels
extra; of wheat, 100000 bushels
extra, and Of corn, $4,000 bushels
extra. And not for one year alone,
but for all time, this slight increase
in the yield of the plant would add
many million of bushels to our crops.
Clean, plump, selected seed, true
to variety, not mixed, free from weed
seed and from disease and with strong
terminating power should always be
planted by the farmer as a means of
increasing his own yield"
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11
GET YOUR HONEY SACK.

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Their use with persistency and regu
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Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets aid to III
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them at our risk II they do not
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The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11
FARMERs BULlETiNaL

269. -Industrtal Alcohol Uso and
Statistics.
177.-Ths Use Of Alcohol and a.
olino In Farm Engines.
292.-Cost of Filling silos.
03.-Corn Harvesting Machinery.
47.-Ths Repair Of Farm Equip-
mont.
se7 .-Lishtning and Lightning Con.
ductors.
394.-The Use of Wind Mills in Irri-
cation.
403. Of Coaaeote
Fence Posts.
1S7.-Drainage Of Farm Lsnds.
4e1. Use Of Concssss On ~ Jsz0.
136.-Earth Roads.
311.-sand Clay and Burnt CAV
Roads.
Tho Use Of Split Log Dras
on Earth Roads.
1888 .-Macadam Roads.
For FarmerS Bulletins and Rul. q
Office OF Elk. Stations, Bureau Of
Plant Industry and Onice Of Publja
Roads, write your Congressman
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11

Ii you want TO get eggs. sou must
Iced your chickens grit and shell
producing food. Oyster shells con-
lain the proper ingredients for grind
ing food and making shells. Get a
sack from the Roeil hardware Co.
for $50 for 100 pounds. II you
can't call, send US your order by
mail. We will deliver a sack free
to the freight depot. ii 16 IA
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11
Red River Valley Exhibit Wins Great Northern Prize Cup

10y, especially n Nnrth Dakota, had
exec lent :rons in the year 1911, and
tie prosr ects for 1912 could not be bet
ter, Diversified farming, dalryiug and
cattle raising is reaking up the all
wheat acreage to the great advantage
OF the farmers and business men.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11

In early autumn the Great Northern
Railway offered $50 silver trophy
cup for the best exhibit made at the
Northwestern Land Produ, st show by
any individual, county or Commercial.
club. Six state cups were offered; one
each for Minnesota, North Dakota, Non.
taua, South Dakota, Oregon and Wash.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11
APPEAL TO THE SUPREME COURT

APPEAL TO THE SUPREME COURT
Honnuble jedges of our S'preme
court,
I've read all tn pages O. your report ;
'prtshiate, too, how you had to toll
Decidin' tn case o tho Standard on.
But now that you've done it, I'd like
You make a decision thar might help
Ally Sary she lows that must not
smoke,
An her word is law jest as soon as
spoke.
say it's unreasonable restraint
She seq it amt.
My Sary she seq I must stay home
nights,
An heshes me up when I state my
rights.
She SEE that a husband amt got no
To loaf at the grocery store at all
A-helpin' tn fellers to plan an fix
TIL slate an tn schemes in our poll
tics.
call it hen-peckin-thatf IS, would
Ef she wuz a woman that understood
I say it's onreasonubble restraint
She says it amt.
NV Sary insists 1 must sweep the
floor
An help with tn washtn---an' whole
lots more.
Wy, jedges, b'lieve me or not, but
Hev learned how to stir up a custard
l wash all tn dishes an dust all tn
cheers,
An'-wunst, sirs, my Sary she boxed
my ears
Fer jest intimatin' I'd jtne tn lodge.
Sence then, you may reckon, I have
learnt to dodge.
l say us unreasonable restraint
She SEE it amt.
l don't want to fret you; I'll help you
bust
Tn daylights right out O. most any
trust, r........,
But, jedges, here's somepin that's
gone past me,
I wish't when you've time you would
think an see
Eff you can't hand down jest q liggle
Or else decision. You're cam an
An you amt a-lookin' to see things
whfZ
Like I am, out here where my Sary
But don't mention me in a thing you
do.
It's up to you.
Another Newly ears come around
And thankful we should CO
For nature $ greatest BLESSING
Hollister's Rocky Mountain TIA.
Paul Y. Mccoy & Co.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11

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The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1912-01-11

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for cough or cold take Cha mberlain's
Remedy. 1t can always be depended
upon and is plea SAINT and safe to take.
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