Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1912-09-20


and we claim if ever a. man was
royalty entertained it is bv that
august body of men up in that
office. You Will be met by Mr.
r J. Lemonds, chief dispatcher.
who will give you a hearty hand
shake and a royal greeting and
present you plush bottom chair.
Then if it be in the day time you
will be asked to meet MIR. J. P. f
DrummOndS, dispatcher, and Mr..
l.. G.. Falin. COPPER, who are both
nice gentlemen, and You eau pass
the hours in good jOvial way.
and then if you wish to meet the
second trick men, Mr.. J. r.
NeighbOrs, dispatcher, and Mr..
W. M. Preston, COPPER, will arrive
at $3.50 and We will vOuch you will
be we'll repaid to mingle with
them and forget your troubles for
a few hours, and if you wish to
still remain at l1:30p.m. you will
meet Mr.. J. w. Samms, dispatch
er. and Joe Childress, COPPER, and
you can remain the rest of the
night with as jolly crowd as you
ever met, and if you are rot then
satisfied, just visit the Office down
stairs and you will strike a bunch
that love to show a stranger a
good time. Mr.. c. A. BlanfOrd,
the agent, who is always ready
with a good joke and there you
will see j. B. Donally, the Irish
operator, who is as full of fun
as a monkey is of pranks, and
the writer you will meet in both
offices, ever ready to help enter
tain any one that may arrive, 81
this is only a partial history of
the bunch at the dispatcher's of
fee. They don't believe in going
through the world with long faces.
They believe that sunshine fol
10 rs rain and that there never
was a cloud so dark bat what had
silver lining. - w. NJ, Hanks,
who had the misfortune to get
his ankle sprained some weeks
ago is able to go back to work
Mrs. r. B. Samms and children
are visiting Mr.. Samms' parents
on Gauley. - Mrs d. K. Argen-
bright, and Mrs. James Woods,
are visiting relatives il Lexing-
ton this week. - Miss MAJ tie
Baker, of Skeggs Greek, daughle -
of Mr. and Mrs. ] J. Baker, die 1
septem Der l4th, and was buried
in the family grave yard on
Skeggs Creek Sunday. She was
twenty years old, died of that
dreadful disease, heart dropsy.
the bereaved parents has the
sympathy of the entire commun.
Iity.-Qscar .Argenbright went to
Lexington, Tuesday, en- business,
&c. c. Howell was in Brodhead,
Sunday, visiting home folks
There are three candidates here
for Police Judge, viz: Judge Gallo
way, Hiram Witt and John Sebern.
The voters here will: war at
the polls against the proposed
stock law. Now voter, is the time
to do your work and every voter
should be put next. We are, or a
majority of u.s. are against it and
let's vote it down in this part o.
the county. There is net timber
enough to fence ope-tenth of the
land and the wire trust has put
the wire Sc. high we can't buy it,
so yo1 mountain voters think the
matter over and you will cry
"Down with the stock law"
Uncle George Pope seems to be
some better. = Little John D.
Pope, who has typhoid fever, is
slowly impraving.-F. L. Thomp
son was here Monday and he is
strictly for the pixies. There will
be held here, about October LIST, a
series of meetings conducted by
the Holiness people.-The farm
ers in this munity have begun
saving fodder and by having the
experience of last winter, not {
blade will be left 30 rot,-Ths
Livingston lumber Company are
running their planning mill si1
days out of the week. MIR. anC
Mrs. j F.. Neighbors have returned
from Louisville after a few days
visit.-W. E. Gray is in Johnson
: City, Tenn, this week. III. P. E
prummonds and j. B. DoRally
have returnedfrom Chicago, Ill.,
Champ Williams. who has lived il