New-York tribune., 1912-01-11
THE TALK or THE DAY.

AN unusually gifted American" says
writer i'm the "Berlner Tagcblatt.' mas
invented and patented an everlasting doll
have no desire TO spoil the Yankee s
German Christmas business. but think his
invention dreadful" The writer asks the
Crown-ups TO recall the time when they
had a childish interest I'm toy land and when
the breakabe nature Of dolls made them
doublv dear 10 their little owners "a few
labs Of the fingers forced the blue eyes into
tbc cavity Of the head. But tho premature
blindness Of the doll brought it closer TO
the heart Of It's owner The scalp was s'oh
torn Off and then AN arm and leg ana
soon the beautiful doll was Il monSuosity'
shedding sawdust blood from many wounon
Hut baby Rugged il many times day and
held it firmly still I'm sleep. Defend us
from tho everlasting don"
First Roqgar-I tea you. "Rll,' II pays
ter be polite A Thank yer never hurts
rohody.
lady without thlnkin' when had mo Dear
md Dumb card on. an she had me ar
rested for an impostor.- Boston Transcript.
THE FINAL RUSH HOUR.
When Gabriel blows his trumpet
ON tho morn of Judgment Day
And calls to AL tho scepcrs
TO arise and come hi- way.
Tho veterans of the rush hours
Through years in this h"rc town
VIII he tho lucky showers
Who will carry on q crown
So an - rueh-hoUr victims,
Cheer M. push In; hold fast
For certain compensation
VIII come to you At last
". J. BhMrTDN.
- have made discovery" declared the
bride
"So7"
VOC. ! ind ono can cook as we'll on
,toyo rs ON A chanuc dish Really, ] vas
surprised. "--Lousyill" Couri"r-Journal
IN 'ruc Dletotio End IivsienIc Gazette v
Tr. william Martin Richards makes a plea
for the criminal. He argues that IN" "rimi
nal is often.Iik~ tho poet-horn ana not
made: that is. that hn OF she has r"n-
genital defect which tends to crImnalitr.
According 10 the writer. oyo strain is \
fertile cause of criminal acts. and further,
that I'm many instances tho correction NJ IN"
cvc defects will euro the criminal tendency.
Tho drug habit is another potent caus" ~
crIminality referred 80 hy Or. Richards.
Nasal conditions. Including stopped up
noses. rredispose to criminal actions. Dr.
Richards is Of the opinion that "a a rulc
tho treatment II criminals is not rational
and that Il would no equally consistent to
treat them for their physical defects an for
their moral shortcomings He therefore
suggests this point of Wow to tho heads Of
penal institutions.
81 suppose" said Mrs TartleiCh. when
YOU die you expect to meet all your hus-
bands"
You arc very rude" retorted Mrs. Much
wedde when 7 dio expect n 90 10
heaven. Satire
Kansas farmers, v no raise = considerable
part Of the supply of turkeys for tho New
York market. think they have hit upon one
good reason for tn" scarcity and high
prices They hold that the Kansas game
laws that protect coyotes and skunks arc
in part responsible for the shortage Of the
festive birds Salina correspondent Of
"The Topeka Capital" writes: Never I'm
the history OF this country havc the skunks
and tho coyote wolves been 30 plentiful as
this fall. Both are fowl thieves and a
skunk will easily kill three or four dozen
young turkeys or chickens IN night
Usually they do not carry the fowls away.
while the wolves catch the fowls and carry
them off The work Of tho wolves has been
mistaken for chicken thieves In number
of localities I'm the last year Unless A man
has a hunters license he Ia forbidden
hunting wolves or skunks.'
Onicial Uo barber condemned 10 DEATH
Ia, tim. YnN
must prepare for your doom. TIayo YOU
any last dying wish?
Condemned Barber (savagolyD -Yus. ia
like to shay" tho Crown Prosecutor on
don Opinion.