The Yale expositor., 1912-06-13
Eorah's BushY Hair.


few big men of the convention who cam
not be called picturesque. unless his bushy
hair entities him 10 that description. 1t
is said his only reason for wearing so
much hair is to conceal n bad scar on
the back of his head received in an acci-
dent in his youth.
Mr. Borah. like Jonah * Kalanianaole
Hawaiian delegate. has round. chubby
Buster Brown type of physiognomy. His
dignity. however. is such that none would
think of calling him "Cupd"-and that is
the brown skinned islanders nickname in
congress.
Has His Name on SIS Bill.
southern delegate was much excited
over the appearance of tall negro at the
Coliseum annex who figured in several
conferences.
Have you a IS bin?" asked n friend.
When the currency was produced the
! friend called attention TO the signature
Of the register of the treasury, Judson
Lyon.
THAT same dark person over there is
Judson Lyon, delegate from Georgia"
was the explanation
Colonel Lyons Bride.
Colonel Lyon of Texas asked Mrs Lyon
to pose for newspaper photographers
She did il with reluctance, and after 1t
was all over the colonel said softly, with
wink at the reporters: Dear, don't let
those fellows know you are a bride"
The colonel and Mrs Lyon have been
married several years and have one presi-
| dental possibility but as Mrs. Lyon looks
Young the colonel got away with 1t. That
| is with the joke. Mrs. Colonel has not
spoken to him since.
IT like to kid her, you see" explained
the colonel. but she knows Joke when
she sees II. Ry the way, that girl can
| mix the best mint julep In the world.
but wouldn't drink one Along the same
| policy she says she will move out of any
state that ever goes prohibition. One day
while she was visiting in Colorado she
read in the paper that I was going TO
change my politics, She Immediately
| wrote me that If did that Il was up to
! me- but that she and the maid and the
cook and the men on the ranch woud
all be 'agin' me. and quietly limited that
the best thing could do was to vote for
! Teddy as long as 7 live. 7 shall.
Teddy Has Hcun' Song.
When tho Roosevelt press bureau ar
rived from Washington they brought with
! them n new campaign song, which is
| causing n smile even among the Taft dele
| cations 1t is TO the tune OF Casey
Jones'"
Teddy's gotta dawg. but he nInt no hound.
He's "A square jawed bull and his face Is
round,
His legs is short. and he's close to the
ground,
And you bet they amt kickin' Teddy's
dawg around
CHORUS.
Square tawed bull and his face is round
| Square iawed bull. and he amt no hound
Short legged bull. close to the ground.
And you bet they amt kickin' Teddy's
bull around.
The Democratic dawg, the unlucky hound
| That the boys have all been kickin
around
Is the same old dawg that's been stick
in roun'
Since old Abe Lincoln came to Washing
ton town.
And now he comes back, the nneasley
| hound.
with his face and his tail still hangin
down.
The hungry sly old Top cared hound.
No wonder the boys have been kickin
round.
Wants Sherman Rencr1inated.
Former Gov. Franklin Murphy of New
| Jersey took his seat with the national
| committee minus the vice presidential
hoom which he had with him four years
ago. This year Mr.. Murphy is singing the
| nraises OF Vice President Sherman for an
| other term.
al Know that custom is against renomi-
mating a vice president" he said "but
there is a strong current In favor OF re-
nominating Vice President Sherman. II
will probably be an eastern man and al
the gossip have heard has been FOR
Sherman"
Mr. Murphy added that the vice presi.
Dental bee" has ceased to buzz in his di
J rection.