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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-09-16
Did Shef

"Do you know anything about hyp-
notism?" asked the fluffy haired girl of
her friend in the pink gown.
WELL" replied the fluffy haired one
as she held up her left hand to display
a sparkling solitaire to better advan-
tage. you can judge for yourself
Judge.
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Wanted q Lower keY.

Spatts-My love. wish you would
alter the key of your voice. Mrs
Spatts-What's the matter with iti
Spatts-Oh. nothing: only from the ex
preston of Eliza James face after our
recent argument I'm certain it fits ev
cry keyhole in the house.
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An Ant Illustration,

"Pa. what's an inscrutable smiley"
Its the kind. my son. your mother
had on her face this morning when l
told her business might keep me out
late tonight Baltimore American
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The Way to Live.

Let me but live my life from year to year
With forward face and unreluctant soul.
Not hurrying to nor turning from the
goal,
Not mourning for the things that disap-
pear
In the dim past, nor holding back in fear
From what the future wells but with a
whole
And happy heart that pays it's toll
To youth and age and travels on with
cheer.
Henry van Dyke.
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Makinu the Laws.

Don't you think we have laws
enough already. senators"
.Oh. yes. but If don't let 'em know
what I'm here for I'll never get here
sgain."-Atianta Constitution.
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Palladium Want Ads Paw.


New 5-room and bath, cement eel
lar and walks. two kinds water gas
electric lights, etc. Northeast near
car line. Reliable party can nav
$1,000 cash. balance like rent
$1,000 monthly. SEE US AT ONCE
TURNER W. HADLEY.
Phone 1880. I21 s. 18th St
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The s..rase or Lin.

laxative II 10 important to know Whaf . gfvD
tbem- Their stomach and bowels are n0e sefun9
enough for salts. purYativo waters o. cafRnxeS
pills. powders or tablets Give Ghnm = mE0
1asasanf. geufle. laxative tonic Hka Dr.. CaI6-
sum Of 50 eeats or 81 af dssg sosraa. = = -
one GIeef Ssmedy Tor yoa - heso6Nlo& oaoo -
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FOR SALE-Continued
FUNK S MILLER

Wanted. by November first. a fur
nished house, or S rooms, must be
we'll located. Call us up.
Wanted. to trade two new modern
houses that rent for $4,000 per
month. for a double house or a flat,
well located.
Dandy little farm of two acres, just
on the outside. Good new house. This
is a rare bargain at sl.750.o0.
Two acres, with fine lot of fruit.
fair house, we'll located. good reasons
for selling. Let us show you this at
once.
Remember our excursion
to Florida, Oct. first, to see
the finest reclaimed lands in
the world. 10 acres is suffi-
Gent to make a comfortable
living on. We are selling
these lands on the very best
terms, $1.OO an acre down,
$l.OO an acre per month until
paid for, without interest or
taxes. GO SEE for your
selves, $500 round trip.
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FOR SALE-16 inch base burner, good
as new. 500 Phone 1851. 14tf
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WANTED-Woman to do laundry
work at house. See Mrs. R. G.
Leeds. Att
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FOR SALE-Pure bred Shropshire
males. Jones and Pike, Centerville.
last
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FOR SALE-Cook stove, baby cab,
cheap. 419 North 14th. 1927
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mt Adj Notifies the Public of YOUR Wants
WANTED

WANTED-A woman to work in laun-
dry. Wages $40 per month. Westcott
hotel 1885,
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Real Estate Loans. INSURANCE We
can sell your property. no difference
where located. Our motto. "A Square
Deal to Both Buyer and Seller"
d. K. FUNK & ]. H. MILLER
Second National Bank Building.
Phone 2766.
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representative No
canvassing or soliciting required.
Good income assured. Address Ma
tional Cooperative Realty Co, V-1322
Marden Building, Washington, D. c..
2-9-16-23-30
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rugs, also carpets. sos North J
street 22-30t
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Letter List

The following are replies to Palladium
Want Ads. received at this office Acyertis-
ers will confer a great favor by calling for
mail in answer to their ads Mail at this Of
flee up to a.. m. as follows:
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WANTED-Lady presser and office
girl. Richmond Dry Cleaning Co.
14-2t
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HONEST MEN to sell nursery stock;
experience unnecessary; salary or
commission, weekly. Address Mill
burn Advertising Agency, Millburn,
N. J. list cod
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to learn barber trade
An army of our graduates running
shops depending upon us for bar
bers. Many jobs waiting. Can't be
had elsewhere. Few weeks COM
pletes. Write today. Moler Barber
College, Cincinnati, Ohio. 14-6t
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PAPER TO CLEAN
BENNETT. THE CLEANER
Phone Quigley's-l298

WANTED-Middle aged woman for
small family. Must be full overseer.
Inquire 426 S. 18th. cit
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WANTED-A grocery clerk. Address
Grocer" care Palladium. 14-2t
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$3.50 400 North 18th street 16-1t
WANTED-Situation by a first class
landscape architect gardener, under
stands all kinds of park construc-
ton, grading, sodding, planting and
excavating. Competent to handle
any number of men. Address George
l.. Voncarlezon, 218 North 18th st.
1927
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
Ashland, Ore, Thursday, July %, 4
ENGLAND'S PROTEST.

England's protest against our use
of the Panama canal in our own
sweet way is ridiculous. What is
the United States to have for its
four hundred million dollars sunk
in the construction? American money
built the Panama canal and Ameri-
can commerce should have the bene-
fit of it.
No doubt England's incentive for
the protest came from the outside.
The transcontinental railroads of the
United States will never allow the
Panama canal to be opened without
a fight on terms favorable enough to
independent shipping to materially
affect the present continental rates.
No doubt Britain is being used more
to forward that end than in the in
terest of English ship owners.
We do not know much about the
alleged treaty violation, but we do
know that unless the Panama canal
is used for the purpose of lowering
freight rates there has been world
of waste treasure without material
benefit.
No words should be minced with
England on the Panama canal situa-
tion. We built the canal. 1t is ours.
The American people dug the money
for its accomplishment. The Ameri-
can people should have the benefits
If European nations desired tc
build the canal the opportunity stood
there for them from the failure OF
France to the acquisition by the
United States. Why did they moi
embrace it?
Among the financiers of the world
there is strong bond-community
of interest. Free use of the canal by
American ships means the lowering
of transcontinental rates and the cut
would affect the Canadian Pacific as
well as the United States lines
. Through that circumstance no doubt
the intervention of England was
gained.
The Panama canal should be alb
solutely free to American ships car
rying coast to coast business,
That proposition will be fought
harder than any other that has evei
arisen between the railroads and the
people. No doubt the Intervention
Of nations will be further attempted
to block it. 1t will take statesman.
ship and courage to win for the peo.
pie.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
THE HEART.

The language of the heart is the
one best understood among men. He
who loves is the one loved.
The great thing to be desired is
more heart-more heart in our work,
more heart in our play, more heart
in our intercourse with the world
about.
There never can be too much
heart. There is, alas, too little.
The tendency of the age is to make
us hard-hearted. We live in whirl.
We can find little interest in any
thing save our material advance
ment
Some men are so keen for money
making that they wilfully shut their
hearts to any emotion that might
stand in the way of business success.
Others are so hard pressed in the
struggle for existence that their
whole energy is taken up in the fight
for a livelihood. The world is so
hard to them that it makes them
hard to all
The need of these days is not
greater opportunity for commerce
and trade so much as larger realizn-
tion of the possibilities latent in the
fellowship of man.
Believe in the heart However ad-
mirable a capable or brilliant mind
may be, however enviable a skilled
or art-touched hand, something still
more beautiful lies in true and gen
erous heart.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
UPHOLDs PROGREssIvEs.
California Attorney General Gives
Sweeping Opinion on Election.

San Francisco.-Should President
Taft be defeated in the contest for
control, in the September California
primaries, it would eliminate his
electors, as republicans, from the
general election ballot in November,
according to an opinion issued Mon
day by State Attorney General U. S.
Webb, in which he upholds the pro-
gressive republicans and maintains
that repuglar republicans who desire
to support Taft may secure places on
general election ballots, but may not
use the name republican"
Webb holds that the Taft republi-
cans must either win the contest
with administration organization for
control of the republican party in the
state or have no chance to vote for
their candidate in November. The
principal points in the opinion fol-
low:
l. Broad and liberal interpreta-
tions of direct primary law necessary
in order to make it constitutional.
2. State administration ticket may
take the name republican," al
though its nominees are pledged to
support Roosevelt.
3. Regular republicans who de-
sire to support President Taft may
secure places on the general election
ballot, but may not use the name
republican"
4. No voters participating in pri-
mary election in September may sign
nominating petitions for any candi-
date at November election.
3. Candidates for presidential
electors may be voted on in groups,
provided they are designated on the
ballot under some party heading.
6. Prohibitionists, socialists, or
any other party may secure place on
the ballot in November election
through nominating petitions with
out holding party primaries.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
WILL FORM LEAGUE,
Senator Bourne at Head of National
Progressive Movement.

Washington, d. C.-That nation
al progressive republican league will
be formed to urge the precepts of
popular government in the coming
campaign, was the statement issued
here by United States Senator Jona-
than Bourne, Jr,, of Oregon. He
said;
1t is our purpose to continue the
campaign for popular government.
We will urge in the coming campaign
the election of the advocates of pop
ular government. 1t is our purpose
to question candidates for the legis-
latures regarding their attitude upon
the principles for which we stand,
notifying the candidates that they
will not receive our support unless
they pledge themselves in writing to
support these measures if elected
The five principles of our league are
as follows: Popular elections of
| United States senators; direct pri-
maries; presidential primaries; the
| initiative, referendum and recall; a
thoroughgoing corrupt practices
act"
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
CONTRABAND CAPTURED.
Customs Inspectors Take Opium
From Oceanic Liner.

San Francisco.-Customs inspect
ors captured a $1,000 lot of contra
band opium from the Pacific Mail
liner Korea recently after a rain of
bullets from the officers revolVers
had brought the smugglers, Charles
May, ships carpenter, and Otto
Langfeld, waterfront bartender, to
halt. The men were rowing away
from the steamer in the dark and
did not stop until a bullet smashed
Lengfeld's hand. May leaped over
board and was picked up more dead
than alive from the water he had
swallowed.
Inspectors Enlow and Head had
received tip that the attempt to
land the drug would be made. They
hid aboard schooner tied up on the
off-shore side of the liner. AS the
smugglers dropped from the Korea
into their boat and pulled away En-
low called to them to halt The men
rowed frantically for the shelter of
the dock, but bullet struck Leng-
fields hand and he dropped his oar.
The inspectors lowered one OF the
schooner's boats, and after May had
been picked up found the tine of
opium in the rowboat and in the wa
ter alongside.
In connection with the repeated
daring efforts to land opium from
Pacific Mail steamers, United States
District Attorney McNab said that
the government would call on the Of
ficials and ships officers of the Pa
cific Mail Company to aid in stopping
the traffic.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
JAPANESE PROTEST.
Favors to American Vessels Resented
BY Islanders.

Japan's press is protesting vigor-
ously against the United States
granting its own vessels favors in
passing through the Panama canal
When the house of representatives
passed the bill exempting coastwise
shipping from tolls, alarm was Great
ed throughout Japan over the effect
on its shipping. The Japanese
planned to operate a steamship line
through the canal to the Atlantic sea-
board, and perhaps to the eastern
coast of South America. Just why,
if America should exempt merely it's
coastwise, shipping, in competition
with which no foreign craft can op-
crate. and leave it's shipping engaged
on foreign trade charged with the
duty of paying the tolls, Japan has
ground for protest, is not stated, by
the press editorials which have been
received.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
A PARODY ON LOVES APPEAL
(By Elizabeth Yockey.)

NBy EllZaDeth 1OcKey.)
Men of our state and country, men
of our heart and home,
Fired with God-sent purpose, and
faith in you, we come.
Prompted by love and duty and
steadfast loyalty,
We ask for anti-suffrage, for love
and sympathy.
You know our hearts beat constant,
our lives ring ever true.
We face stern death unflinching for
the love we bear to you.
Our country's hope and promise lie
deeply in our breast.
'Tis motherhood appealing to the
manhood of the West.
We know our loved homes need us
the might of woman's hand
In shaping up the destiny of our
beloved land.
The pure white souls, God-given, re-
quire us day and night,
To find the best that's in them, to
mold them for the right.
We know our limitations-our duty 8
in the home;
Till our work there's perfected, we
dare not outward roam.
Our duty lies in wedlock, in love and
purity.
No broader field can open-home's
our security,
We hear again the slogan, Women
and children first"
From mems true hearts so loyal, on
the still night air it burst.
And first" they ever will be, in the
office they hold now,
AS queens of hearts and firesides, in
holy love all bow.
If it is Tidings work it Is the best.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25

proposals here suggested. We will
argue the case with them through
these columns, in the hope of making
the matter clear, and showing the
safety to the city, the beneficent re-
suits aimed at, and the general reas-
onableness of the plan.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25
TELEPHONE 80

Entered at the Ashland, Oregon,
Postoffice as second-class mail mat
ter.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1912-07-25

Owing to the tie-up of the Chicago
papers by the strike, the world was
left ignorant whether the Gotroxes
served nabisco waters or social teas
at their "at home"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-09
Why the Hay-P auncefote Treaty

when this country, striking abargain|
IL ceemed to Its advantage. agreed nod
10 build except with British consentI
provided Great Britain would agreed
tot 10 build except with our consent.
But quite aside from the Claytonl
Bulwer impeachment TO freedom OF ac !
ton, 1t was In the minds OF the states
men OF both countries In 1901 that nd
was desirable TO have the canal an|
International rather than a national
highway. The Suez canal Is neutral
and II seemed as II the Panama canal
should De neutral, too. This would rel
ileVe the United States of the necess-
iy OF certifying and defending thel
canal In the opinion OF many ex-|
perts the military position of this
country would be stronger with the|
canal open at all times to all. II we,
may close the canal to our enemy,
then obviously our enemy may attack
the canal. In the event OF war with
any considerable power, II the canal
rs deneutralized and treated as one oil
ou- national positions II will be neces-
sary for US TO defend the canal at all
hazards. IL will be our vulnerable
spot, and IL necessary our coasts must
De denuded OF ships. II was one oil
Napoleon maxims that II Is weaken
ing to be compelled to defend any parI'
ticular place. especially q detached
and outlying place.
But the pretended patriots" continue
TO be busy. The determination to forti-
~ the canal violated the spirit OF the
treaty in one respect, and the determ.
nation to charge discriminating tolls
seems to violate another. We are to
have 1000 miles from our home portsl
a possession that we must defend,
whereas the opportunity to have free
passage for our ships without being
Under a necessity to defend was ar.
ranged for by enlightened John Hay.
New York Globe.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-09

The Hay -Pauncefote treaty was ne
gotiated In 1901, prior TO the separar
ton Of Panama from Colombia and
thus prior TO our acquisition OF the
canal strip from Panama II was as
sumed that the Colombian sovereign
ty would continue and that the canal
would thus be dug on foreign territory.
Indeed, theoretically II Is still through
foreign territory, for Panama made no
absolute cession TO the United States.
The Hay-Varilla treaty OF 1904, under
which the United States acquired the
strip, says that we are to have in
porpetuity the use, occupation, and
control" and that the United States
Is TO have all the power and authority
II would possess and exercise IL IL
were the sovereign Of the territory.
Strictly. therefore. those are In error
who speak of the canal being built
through our own territory. Practically
the difference between a perpetual
lease and a cession may be slight.
but the difference is OF i'm
portance when II Is attempted to
proceed on the theory that we are
building the waterway through our
own land.
Why the Hay-Pauncefote treaty was
negotiated is referred to In It's pream-
bic. 1t Is said, among other things,
that the treaty Is negotiated ito re-
move any objection Ito our building
the canal) which may arise out Of the
convention OF the 18th OF April, 1850,
commonly called the Clayton Bulwer
treaty" Our readers Will re-
call that prior to 1850 Great Britain
rad some sort OF title TO part or the
east coast OF Nicaragua. There was
talk OF a canal under British auspices,
something We feared. So II was
agreed at our request that Great Brit
ain should surrender her claim To the
| Nicaraguan coast, and both countries
mutually agreed not to build any canal
as a national enterprise. or to seek or
exercise exclusive control. II the canal
Was to be built by us II was NECESSARY
| TO supersede the Clayton-Bulwe
treaty. 1t was urged by many that we
should simply withdrew from It. But
| this was not feasible. When treaty
embodies mutual concessions and one
OF the parties wishes TO revoke there
must be a restoration OF the status
quo ante. We were not willing to con
cede to Great Britain a revival or her
Nicaraguan rights So there was moth
! ing to do but 10 apply to Great Brit.
ain for consent TO construct the canal
lust "a Great Britain would have been
com PEELED to ask our consent had she
proposed to build the canal. IL mis-
take was made II was made In 1856
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-09

has ever seen is carried on not only
with unremitting diligence, enthusi-
asm and honesty, but with elegance,
high standard of living, and q
morale to which the oldest and most
opulent cities have never attained.
These are the words OF truth and
soberness The problems of the en-
gineer are greater than man has ever
before encountered, but in kind The
cubic yards OF dirt and cement trans
cend experience. but only In bulk. II
Is the organization that Is without
precedent In the whole history of pub
lie works-it is this that Is the eighth
wonder OF the world.
In this organization there is no de-
tail so minute not to have received
attention; from the most puzzling
problems In engineering to the Amer
lean youths love OF ice cream moth
ing seems to have been left unconsid-
cred. This elaboration of detail has
doubtless been gradual; but TO the
visitor coming upon It's completeness
today, the impression is staggering,
and not unmixed with enyy.-Mary
GAY Humphreys In Scribner's Maya.
zine.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1912-09-09

The state primary held Aug. ~
last. again indicated the primary
system In Michigan. Owing to lack
OF local contests. throughout the state.
very light vote was polled which
gives the old machine politicians 4
chance TO howl. In Lenawee county
the township averaged over 100 votes
to a precinct. Whoever saw caucus
in one OF these townships with 100
votes Michigan Patron.
There was much talk OF brutality
when corporal punishment was used
in extreme cases in the Marquette
prison, but II could never be said that
Warden Russell did not maintain dis
cipline. A good whipping now and
then Is as good for bad men as II is
for bad boys.-Calumet News.
The conditions existing at Jackson
are the workings out OF a maudlin
policy OF dealing with crime. Restore
capital punishment In Michigan, re-
move from society those who by their
crimes have forfeited all claims upon
society and are unfit to cumber the
earth, change our court procedure to
conform TO that OF England and
Europe. and the CHASTITY statistics of
murder in this country will be reduc.