The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-07-29
III e A II ID
BY
II u B e

LIN time Is near DIT mana IN Lake
county. But none of this Maud Muller
stun as all of our judges are spliced.
IF lot of our mill workers took to
raising celery in their back yards they
would feel that their salary was rails
ing also.
MAT ought to be glad it wasn't bull
moose:
Mat Jourdain of Crown Point
spent one day recently in Lowell.
He is stili suffering from the en-
counter he had with an enraged Jer-
sey bulI"-Lowell correspondence to
THE TINES
OUR idea of a waste of money is that
five spot that a Muncie woman ex-
pended on a fancy pair of garters.
Another embarrassing time is when a
Gillette user goes to the barber shop to
get dolled up and the barber asks him
who did the shaving last
WHATS become of the old fashioned
young couple who had but $50 between
Thorn and who weren't afraid of taking
a chance and skipping off to Gretna
Green?
ANYHOW Gary's credit is good as is
evidenced by that little mortgage of
$40 100000 on its steel plant which was
filed the other day.
SAD catastrophies occasioned by the
games lost by Its ball team is enough
TO make any town downhearted, but
Crown Point ought to take on a little
JOY since Gary has been so kind TO
trust IT with s40.oo0.o00 mortgage.
NOW that big ships are steaming into
the Indiana ~ -
Brother Westberg has achieved his ten
year ambition of being able to sing
Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep" and
| have all of the necessary marine color
In the background
SOME one has want ad in Muncie
Press offering for sale a full-blooded
Jersey cow with heifer calf by side.'
Description reminds US of T. r. and the
Hon. Bill Finn.
PERHAPS that narrowing silence on
| the part of the Hon. Battleaxe Castle
| man is due to the fact that either his
chewing tobacco has given out or that
he has sadly realized that the Gary
council Is getting along just as well
without him.
WITH steel plant or railroad yards
locating down at Highland we will
have to pass to Porter county the
prize for raising the largest pickles.
FRA ELB HUBBARD. scribbling from
East Aurora. .denounces music at the
dining table. The sweetest music at
our boarding house board is when the
| landlady announces the spring chicken
course every second Thursday.
! PREACHER advises Miss Helen
Gould to get wise to herself and mar
ny some blackwoods man. Respectfully
refer Helen to valpo. Hosford Park or
| Lafayette
NOW that the u s. Steel has cut
down the cost of gas the young man
who has persuaded his sweetheart that
the lights ought to be low for economy
sake will have to find another excuse.
| A FELLOW who is a good musical
hand always has hard time figuring
out whether they invited him to the
party because of his own attractions or
merely because it is desired to amuse
the other guests.
SEEING that there is such n heavy
| suffragette vote out in California it's a
tossup whether the heifer moosies will
outvote the Woodrow Wilson sewing
circles and political clubs.
/ PAGE seven of this paper said Satur-
| day night that the clippers from Chi
cage were making good connections
now that the trolley line is running.
Don't believe it. Half of all the Crown
Point marriages get three paragraphs
| in the papers six months after
SEE that the Detroit aldermen have
| the dictagraphitfts. sympathy and flow
| ers from Gary, Columbus and South
ICarolina.
III. u C. pats 1t that II the man who
preceded Governor Marshall in the
gubernatorial chair took a drink now
and then. and IL another man who
twould succeed Governor Marshall (there