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The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13
PERSONAL.

]. o. Davies leaves today for Nes
Frankfort on business trip.
r. d. Johnson leaves this morning
for Anna on brief business trip.
l.. c. Phillips of New Madrid, Mo-
Is here for few days on business
John c. Kelch of Mt. Carmel was
in this city yesterday on business,
w. j Martin left for Cairo Satur-
day ght---Paducah News-Demo-
crat.
H. r. Pottinger was over from
Charleston, Mo, a few hours yes
terday.
Judge r. ]. Bugg of Bardwall,
Ky, was a visitor in this city yes
terday
Mr. and Mrs. G, D. Bray of Camp
bell, Mo, are in Cairo visiting
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. G s Ward OF Car
bondale spent yesterday here with
friends
Henry Berry of Charleston, Mo,
spent yesterday here as the guest Of
friends.
Oliver Bryant was over from
Charleston, Mo, yesterday visiting
friends
Reuben 4. Atkins will go to Ken
lucky points this Afternoon on a bust
ness trip,
f. NJ Haekett of Paducah, Ky, Is
spending a few days here on bust
ness trip
j. A. Parker of Parma. Mo-. is
here for a few days transacting
business.
w. r. Scott OF Harrisburg attend
ed to business matters in this city
yesterday.
Harry Perkins of Mound City was
the guest Of Cairo friends yesterday
afternoon.
Leon Gallagher Of Marion i:
spending few days in Cairo on {
business trip.
L. NJ. Starzinger was in yesterda,
from a business trip to Southern
Illinois points.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13

Every soul has q landscape that
changes with the w!Ld that sweeps TIT
sky. with The clouds that return after
It's raln.-George McDoaail,
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! zaar which they hold in the church
parlors next Wednesday and Thurs
! day evenings.
John Schiller, Jr,. OF Cape Girar-
dean, WAS the guest Of relatives hers
few hours Friday
| Dan OSullivan and his little
niece, Sarah Mckinney of Memphis
are visiting MIR and Mrs. Jerry
! OSulliyan Of Fifth street
Miss Silvia Carr left week foi
Bclkuap where she VII spend a few
weeks with relatives and friends
| Mr. and Mrs w 7 Friganza and
son. Gilbert. went TO San Angelo
| Tex, two months ago where Mr.
Frieanza was employed by the Bell
Telephone Go. and where they were
made to believe that Mrs. Friganza' S
health would improve, are return
ing to st. Louis, where they will re-
main indefinitely as the new local
ity has not proved beneficial to Mrs.
Friganzas health
The exterior Of the Enterprise
printing Office is receiving a fresh
coat of paint.
A number OF the young people en-
loved the v eekly dance in Perks and
Higgins hall, Friday evening
Miss Edna Miller was the guest
At relatives at Mt CARMEL a few days
this week
Mrs c, f. Willard and her guest ,
Mrs Charles Willard, OF Anna, were
Cairo visitors Saturday
Between thirty and forty students
Of the High School assembled at
Lowell school, Friday eyeninr,
evening, where the recitation room
had beca Hastily decorated and
where they enjoyed a most delight
full evening, as a finale 10 the school
year ne 9op"oioFT7 "au P''Pa'' '
an elaeora'e Spreaa 'o""''S '''s'D .
eaeA one present A"u eo'''''"'''.0
9"aa"'c"e' were wrapped J." '',!''
napkins ana ueo "l'h 'he i''7 u
,Sehcoi co'orS' orange ana Ola H. a"
rms color St meme was arr ls" o."
~ decorations OF tae room, ae 'o'-
2rs OF each class We're nor lorao''7"
ma were displayed III '"t MANY
F!ands' sGeh as zee 'Feam' CAKE ''".
srappe was also served. y N"l0' p
feature OF inc evening was 'A'
choosing OF partners lof IN" oaoc'
2rs. THIS was a''ompH%heo pS VIII
ten questions ana answers. ! u'
young men having questions sought
the young LADIES' whose ans" e''
norresponocd ana lAe foaFch 'o'N
place. In TWO instructive eo"'es -
irst prizes were won y Misses 10 p
Meyers and Anna o.000iF&h anu ''@
'oHSo'atloa ny MISS "a'' '"''A'- q
switch or tol6 dance was 'naaia'l
IN, in which the dancers sang 9o''."
'7ags, The junction I1s'e' ""'li -
o'clock When the party oisper7ea,
Mrs. lanes BIffiP~G1 was SDEH-
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13
Will Entertain Today,

Mrs. Byron G, Herbert OF 3ll
Fifth street will entertain the Mon
day Bridge Club this afternoon.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13

A. D Teer is over from Wicklitfe,
| Ky, for a few days attending to his
business interests here.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13

Mrs. Marie Rude and Mary Jane
Gaskins OF Harrisburg are the
guests of Miss Blanche Spies,
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lead to the county Jail whore he was
jncarcerated. During the evening
ne became violent in his cell and had
to be beaten before he could be
G shackled Or. Whiteaker was called
TO dress his wounds On being re-
y moved to another room Saturday
d morning he broke the water pipe
q which flooded the lower floor OF the
o Jail Again it was necessary to use
& force to pacify him. Saturday after
y noon he was taken to the county
= court room where he was adjudgcd
insane by Judge Dewey Of Cairo,
N who was holding court for Judge w
ST A. Wall Robinson resided near
r this city on houseboat several
he years ago with his foster parents
y whose name was Blanchard and later
nj ne was employed at the chair fac
yc tory, but has not been seen for thu
We past few years.
IS. Miss Eva Carr returned home thi
week from Wetaug where she has
accompanied her cousin, Miss lrm;
As Hight, who had been her guest
it G., l., Harrison of Essex, Mo, wa
nj in the city Friday and was accom-
ov panied home by his wife and littl
Ike son who have bean the guest Of Di
Ie- anw II G, Wright and Mr.. and Mrs
n, y. Imhoff, the past two weeks.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13

Mrs. Sedonia Hahn. who has been
confined to her home, 2700 Walnut
street, Ia convalescent
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13

Frank Glass OF Union City, Tenn,
was here yesterday as the guest OF
his brother, Tom Glass of the Halli-
dav
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13

Mrs. Letha Welch of Baldwin, M.
is the guest OF Miss Bessie Howard
of Els Tenth street
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-05-13

Mrs. Emma + Moran Of Flat VII
low, Mont. Mrs. s K. tale OF faGu-
ca. Ky, and Mrs. c. owe Jt Ei"-
mingham. Ky, are here as the
guests of Mr. and Mrs John r. Ford
of 51t Washington avenue.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
NOT CANDIDATE FOR
APPO|NTIVE OFFICE

Wilbur S. Hill, editor, manager and
publisher of the Twin Falls Times,
who was mentioned as possible as
pirant for the appointment of immi-
grafton commissioner under Governor
elect John NJ. Haines, declares that he
has no ambition to fill that office and
wishes to correct any impression that
may have been given that he had.
The name Of G. N. Hill was men,
toned in a political story published,
the report being to the effect that he
was a newspaper man of Twin Falls,
and might be appointed or at least
was considered as an applicant for
immigration commissioner. Wilbur S.
Hill declares he is the only Hill in
Twin Falls who is in the newspaper
business and 1t has been taken for
granted by his friends that he was
the Hill referred to. although the ini-
tials were wrong. He most emphati-
cally denies that he has aspiration
along an appointive line under the
state administration
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
STOMACH MISERY
JUST VAN|SHES
Time It! No Indigestion,
Gas or Sourness Five Min
utes After Taking "Pape's
Diapepsin."

II what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like lump Of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas and eructate sour, un.,igested food,
or have feeling of dizziness, heart
burn. fullness, nausea, bad taste in
mouth and stomach headache-this IL
Indigestion.
A full case Of Pape's Diapepsin costs
only fifty cents and will thoroughly
cure your out-of-order stomach. and
leave sufficient about the house in
case some one else In the family may
suffer from stomach trouble or indi-
gestion.
Ask your pharmacist to show you
the formula plainly printed on these
f.ity-cent cases. then you will under
stand why dyspeptic trouble Of all
kinds must go. and why they usually
relieve sour out of-order stomachs or
Indigestion in five minutes. Diapep-
sin is harmless and taste like candy,
though each dose contains power sur
ficient to digest and prepare for as
sanitation into the blood all the food
you eat; besides. 1t makes you go to
the table with healthy appetite; but,
what will please you most, Is that you
will feel that your stomach and intes-
tines are clean and fresh, and you
will not need to resort to laxatives or
liver pills for biliousness or constipa-
ton.
This city will have many Diapepsin
cranks. as some people will call them,
but you will be cranky about this
splendid stomach preparation, too. II
you ever try little for indigestion or
gastritis OF any other stomach mis-
cry.
Get some now, this minute, and for
ever rid yourself of stomach trouble
and indigestion. Adv.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
oS w"
Carlson.lusk.
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

OWYHEE-J. d. Clark, Vale: J. A..
Harris. New York: +. S. Hopkinson,
Chicago; o. b. Lulu. Los Angeles; Irv-
ing M. Wilson. Hony L. Sale. San
Francisco; John b. Leisct, Pittsburg;
A. e. Cullen. Spokane: H. w. Prickett,
H. w. Sulliver. Salt Lake; Nat Ruetz,
Buffalo; c. e. Stallhop. Des Moines;
c. A. Love, Fort Hall: Sam WHEN
check, Chicago; 4 James G. Kidwell.
Portland; Ben d. Lichty, New York:
George D. Riley, Portland; w. o.
Chapman. Blackfoot: H. f. Lupston.
Portland: J. B. Ouuand. Herman o.
Zuppke, Felix Frendenthal San Fran
cisco: F. W. Howard. Los Angeles;
Charles A. Clark. Mackay; X. A. Bur-
nell. Auburn; J. H. Gipson, J. M. Lewis.
Caldwell; Ed F.. Atkinberg, ST. Louis;
Willard T. Cannon, Salt Lake: w. G.
Sullivan, Tennessee: Charles L. Heit-
man, Rathdrum:s r. P. Chatfield. Chi
cago; l.. H. Pepper. Chicago; Thomas
Owens. Caldwell; H. w. Kline. Salt
Lake: p. NJ. Randall. Salt Lake; r. p.
Bacon. Beaver River company; Charles
8. Smith. Nashville: w. H. Burnett.
Portland: X A. Purnell. Auburn;
walter c. vincent. Minneapolis; ID. r.
Macdonald, Yorston; c. A. Grape, Dem
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
BANK CREDITORS
ARE PROTECTED
Reorganization Of the Bank
of Culdesac Under New
Name Effected.

The Bank OF Culdesac. closed sew
eral weeks ago by State Bank Exam
liner v. W. Plat after an examina-
ton disclosed its condition. has been
taken over by and through the organ
ization of the Farmers State Bank of
Culdesac, which opened yesterday.
When the Bank Of Culdesac was closed
the liabilities were approximately
$4,000, but considerable bankable pa
per and other assets were on hand,
which greatly reduced the loss sus-
tanned. State Bank Examiner Platt
has labored persistently to effect re-
organization by which the business
Of the institution could be carried on.
The new bank is strongly differed
and has a large number Of the most
prominent farmers and business men
of the Culdesac section as stockhold-
ers. In the adjustment of the affairs
of the Bank of Culdesac, the stock
paper which protects all depositors and
creditors from loss and the business
will be carried on by the new organi-
cation. @
The new bank is capitalized for
$4,000 and the officers are: ]. w.
johnson, president; Theo Mattson, vice
president; A. T. Nelson, cashier. The
directors are the above named Off
GERS and w. L. Caster, George Wymau.
John M. Syron and Albert Sogard.
The president and vice president are
prosperous farmers of the Culdesac
county; Mr.. Nelson, the cashier, is
from Moscow, and both farmers and
business men are included in the board
of directors. The institution is also
provided with a financial committee,
the personnel of this body being:
President Johnson, Vice President
Mattson, Cashier Nelson, w. L. Caster
and Fred Wasem. 1t will be the duty
of this body to direct the business
finances of the new bank.
The stockholders are: ]. w. John
son. Theo Mattson, A. T. Nelson, John
Kennedy. C. ]. Narbo, A. Sogard, w. L.
Caster. w. N. Rogers, George Wyman,
Mrs. e F. Carlisle, DR.. J. H. Ragsdale,
DR.. ]. N. Alley, Fred Wasem, A. Ka-
line, ]. r. Laramore, Pat Sculley.
Among the present stockholders and
officers who were interested in the
Bank of Culdesac are: Mr.. johnson,
Mr. Mattson. Mr.. Kennedy, DIR. Alley.
Mr. Laramore and Mr.. Sculley
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
Snaps and Trades.

1o0O-acre irrigation project just COM
pleted with 1000 inches Of water out
Of Salmon river. You can buy this
in 40. 80 or 160-acre tracts or more
at SIS to SIS per acre. This pays
for the land and water. Owner lives
in Boise and wants Boise property
and close in acreage.
WILL TRADE swell modern home In
old TOWNSHIP; wants farm land 40 to
30 acres.
WILL TRADE 20 or 40 acres improved,
wants cheaper land. What have
you?
WILL TRADE improved 10 acres on
Interurban. Wants Boise home.
WILL TRADE any part or all Of i'm
proved 100 acres for Boise home.
WILL TRADE drug store in good town.
Wants Boise home.
WILL TRADE 6-room modern home.
Wants improved acreage.
WILL TRADE two acres improved;
close in. Wants or 4-room house.
WILL TRADE 10 acres 15-year-
commercial orchard. Wants acreage
near car line.
800 to $500 cash and SIS to $40 per
month buys dandy modern home
LET US SHOW you.
HOMESTEADS. DESERTS. LOCA-
TONS AND REIMBURSEMENT
THE EDWARD STEIN co.
100 N. Tenth St. Phone se.W
Cut this out 1t may prove the founda-
ton Of your fortune.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12

Con w. Issse, Watch Inspector Of
o. S. L. for is years. There's reason
Adv.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
Declare War on Colds.

A crusade Of education which aims
that common colds may become un-
common within the next generation
has been begun by prominent New
York physicians. Here IL a list of the
"don'ts" which the doctors say will
prevent the annual visitation of the
cold:
Don't sit in a draughty car"
Don't sleep in hot roomg."
Don't avoid the fresh air"
Don't stun yourself at mealEstinne.
Overeating reduces your resistance"
To which we would add--whSn you
take cold get rid Of 1t ~ quickly AZ
possible. To accomplish that you will
find Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
most excellent. Sold by all dealers.
Adv T tn s
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
Commercial League

The Engineers in the City bowling
league won from the Bankers last night
taking the money changers down the
polished boards to the tune of two out
Of three games, while in the CONNER
cial league the Idanha five handed
the same medicine to the Carlson Lusk
team. The City league bowlers bump
ed over the 200 mark at least four
times, F. Wyman taking the high score
of 247 and Packard following second
with 236. Morley of the Engineers was
the only compass man able to get over
that mark The scores:
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12

Cuba Flora Cigar. mild ana fine. I
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
Remarkable Situation Shown.


In connection with the above letter
the talk among Progressives. Demo-
Gratis and Republicans alike is recalled
relative to situation that developed
in Fremont county during the cam
raign and after the votes were counted
The Progressive workers in Fremont
county all reported that the Progress
sive strength was very strong through
the southern part of the county. This,
they said, was particularly true in and
about Rigby. These reports were con-
firmed by Democrats and Republicans
who had visited the county. some Of
whom are residents of the county, and
the statement was made by such visi-
tors that 1t was expected that Roose-
welt would carry Rigby by large vote.
According to the returns published
in the Rigby paper. there were some
thing over 400 votes cast in that pre-
cinct all told. of which the Roosevelt
electors got just one vote. Progressive
leaders in Boise are offering reward
for any like result achieved in any
other precinct Of the same size in the
United States, outside the seven south
eastern counties Of Idaho and outside
the state Of Utah.
A -
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12

All our wateh work absosuts,y suar.
CON W. HEsse. Jsws,sr.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12

ldanha.

Team average, SS5.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12

yer; ]. Robb Gay. San Francisco; c. A.
Ferns, Salt Lake; Harry Summers, St.
Louis; L. e. Smith, Portland; Mrs. N.
G. Whitney, Pasadena; Charles McCabe
and wife, Wallace; r. o. Elliott, Chi
cago; c. A. Horc, Fort Hall; r. s.
Hood, Cincinnati: 8. J. Rich. Blackfoot;
M. l. Mullins, San Francisco: D. d.
Pagan, Portland; s. M. Evans. Denver;
IDANHA-Jerry Hueley. Nyssa; J..
Graft, New York; Cecil Collacott, st.
Paul; John Billger. Star; z. B. Stur-
geon, Pueblo; Villas Johnson, Los An
geles; ]. II. Harmon, Oklahoma; H. w.
Cockhart, Pocatello; Charles Edmunds,
Chicago; Ed Turner, Caldwell; H. H.
Godfrey, Burns: o. H. Barber. Amer
lean Falls; w. p. F'unck, Chicago; S.
W. Gould, Spaulding, CAL: A. G. Cor
dele, Weiser; T. W. Schaller. Chicago;
j. A. Poster and family, Mt. Vernon;
j. Moss, Chicago; H. B. Baker, Salt
Lake; Mrs. William Learay, Caldwell;
Mrs. S. w. Peterson, Portland; J. E.
Lawrence, Jerome: J. Fl. Waters, Cald-
well; B. w. Craig, Portland; Otto
Buschjost, Ogden c. c. Stinson, Pearl;
II. N Ford, Dan Gllkey, ontario; Lot
tie Bauer, Mrs f. G. Carpenter. Ed
Reed, Emmett; A. F. Hit, Weiser; r.
s. Matthews, Moscow; o. H. Edge
comb, Payette; J. B. Hemport, Notus;
F. A. Roth, Kansas City; A. ]. Scott,
Kuna; H. A. Vincent, Portland; Carl
Fl. Norris, Seattle; Harry Chinn,
Beardstown. H.; S. Yamaga. San
Francisco; F. E. Thompson, Newton:
j. o. Wilson. Pcndleton; j. H, Boyle.
Twin Falls; Charles Smith, Chicago; ].
E. Bell, st. Joseph, Mich.
BRISTOL-O. r. Headberg, Salt
Lake; Thomas Ellis. Portland: w. A.
Mason, Hammett: Charles s. Kratz
and wife, James Spencer, Marion Spen-
Ger, Arrow Rock; w. II. Kincaid, Hia-
watha, Kan; James Myers, Baker City;
Fl. J. Hesseldlng, Portland Leo Row
ley Soda Springs; T. Talbot, Poca-
tello; Roy Dwyer, Caldwell; A; H.
Barber. Meridian: A. s. Hale, Nampa;
a. II. Peel. Chicago; Leo Rowley.
Chicago; Lew Scherzinger. Salt Lake;
NJ. r. Banks, Horseshoe Bend; Harry
Knowles, New. Meadows: ]. Fl. Thomp-
son, New Meadows; James Meyers,
Baker City; N. B. Whitzel, Vale; Fred
Dugdale. Butte; ]. r. Blackaby, On
tario; A. X. Engler, Salt Lake; Milan
Miller, Mountain Home; Rhoda Pierce,
Los Angeles; Belle Anderson, Nathrop,
Colo; T. A. Day and wife. Parma; w.
b. Anderson, New Plymouth; George
Cartwright, Horseshoe Bend; II. l..
Stoner. Horseshoe Bend: James Myers,
Baker City; w. F. Reynolds. Weiser; C..
d. Sanders, Weisei; Finley Monroe,
Emmett George w. Cruzen, Portland;
G. B. Fisher, New York; Charles X.
Powell, New York; J.'E. Warner, Ru-
pert; A. Dentel. Odell. ILL.,: Robert w.
earle, WalSer.on, Ind; d. L. Miller,
Parma; Charles Summons, Enterprise;
r. Grant, Pine; James Suddaway, Fee
ton Ida: o. M. Carter, Indian Cove; J.
S. Orr, Pocatello; George Jackson.
HALEY; George Garrett, HALEY; ]. w.
Krusse, Salt Lake.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12
HOW SOUTHEAST
WAS SWUNCINTO
HA|NES COLUMN
Progressive Sentiment Was
Strong Until Powerful In
fluences Were Put to
Work for the G. o. p.

J. c. Brandon, one Of the active
workers for the Progressive party in
Fremont county, and Wood D. Parker,
editor and publisher Of the Teton
Peak Chronicle, q newspaper which
did valiant work in behalf Of that
party, join in statement to the Cap
ital News that what appeared to be
certain victory in that county a week
before election was turned into defeat
by solicitation on the part of the Re-
publicans of that aid from our sister
state, which has so often turned the
tide of politics in this county" This,
say these gentlemen, was undoubtedly
the only force that could Offset VIC
tory that seemed certain just one week
before election"
They declare, however. that their
ranks are unbroken and that they will
still be found fighting for the Progress
sive party. Their letter is as follows:
Evening Capital News: After a
strenuous battle in Fremont county, in
which toward the last day of the cam
paign the odds grew stronger against
US, we still feel as strong as the en-
blem OF our party.
I'VE wish to express to you and
through you to all the Bull Moose lead
ers our appreciation of your earnest
and efficient work in a fight which
though void of immediate results has
won for the people of this, the greatest
country, the greatest good in any con-
test in the history of our native land.
THE situation in our county was
peculiar, and was made doubly difficult
by the death of Senator Hepburn, and
the fact that we had legislative tick
ct in the field, We feel that this last
condition was more than any other the
cause that solidified the Republican
forces, and in the face of defeat i'm
PEELED them to solicit that aid from
our sister state which has so often
turned the tide of politics in this coun-
~, and which was undoubtedly the only
force that could Offset victory that
seemed certain just one week before
election.
But our ranks are unbroken and
their hearts undismayed: and now will
an organization in every precinct, We
are in splendid. shape for the future
Accept our thanks for your splendid
fight, and be assured the boys of ole
Fremont are still with the Progressive
party.
Douglas HiX, Socialist candidate fol
county attorney, welded a trenchan
pen for the Progressive party, and bu
for his alignment with that party be.
fore the Progressive party was born
we would have had his personality will
us, as well as the aid of his pen.
Very respectfully,
u. c. BRANDON,
WOOD d. PARKER.
oct AnfhnrX, Nov 1Q12V
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12

coLviN . RltiARD.
Reem ., Msrine elssls
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-11-12

n your watch does not run right.
let Us repair II. You will be satisfied.
CON w. HEsSE, Jswsler.
Adv.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-01-19
FABULOUS FABLES.

A certain Snowman advertised that
all who would Pay him Small Sum
might see the Two Greatest Freaks
ever Exhibited, And the People gath
cred In his Tent in great Numbers.
Now, Judge OF their Surprise when
they Saw Two ordlnary.looking Per-
sons on the Platform.
"Hoi Hot" they cried. you have
Deceived us, These are not Freaks,
but Ordinary Persons
"Not so Fast" replied the Show
man, "One OF these Persons Is the
only newspaper Photographer who has
not Written anything about Dewey,
and the Other Person is the Only
Man In Vermont who Never went to
School with him.
Which Delighted the Audience so
Much that they all Came Back TO the
Show that Night.
Moral--There is Often more Fame
In not Being Famous.
A certain Barkeeper had Thought so
Much about what would Happen Il he
Should Forget to close his Bar at the
Proper Time that his Hair had all
Fallen out, A willy Man came Unto
Him as he stood behind his bar, and
Requested that he Make Baldheaded
Cocktail.
But the Barkeeper said: What in
the Hot Place is a Baldheaded Cock.
tailg"
And the Man said; Il viii show
you how 10 Make It.
So he had the Barkeeper take GER
tain Ardent Spirits and other Things
and Connected a Drink. When 1t was
Finished the Man Drank Il and
Turned to the Barkeoper. asking Him:
De you know why 1t is called Bald
headed?"
Put the Barkeeper saying he Did
Not know, the Man responded: BE
cause Il is On YOU
But the Barkeeper hit him with a
Bungstarter and made him Disgorge
fifteen cents,
Moral-lt is best to be Funny over
the Telephone,
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1912-01-19
IMPERIAL FAMILY WILL MUvt
Abdicaticn Of Throne Decided Upon
and headquarters Of Chinese
Government VIII be Moved.

Pekin The abdication OF the
chrome has been practically decided
on and the retirement to Jehol will
sske place almost Immediately.
A prolonged meeting Of the princi.
pal members Of the government sun,
day afternoon partly arranged the
details for the abdication,
Owing 70 | he growing disorders
"a the provinces the Manchu princes
Of the imperial elan, the Manchu or.
acials and the soldicry agree that
this Is the only course open to the
throne.
The empress dowager, recognizing
ahat the government Is powerIess
without foreign financial assistance,
Of which there Is no hope. has asked
Yuan shi Kai 10 conclude the bes,
possible arrangement 10 connection
with the retirement OF the imperial
family