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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
State of Ohio, city of Toledo, GO
TucaS County So

STATE OIIU, Guy OF IOIGUUt a.
Lucas County,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of F. ]. Cheney
& Co, doing business in the City of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev-
cry case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December,
a. d. 1856.
(SeaD A. w GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Send for
testimonials, free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
A Toss-Up.

The Grill don't know whether to
run for the fence or the tree.
The COW-Moo-oo-oo!
The Giri-Oh, guess it's tcss-up.
up.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
BIRTHS.

Born to Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H.
Stearns, Friday noon, August
9th-a lib. son.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
PURE wHoLEsOnE CREAM.

At Bowker's daily. Gallons,
quarts, pints or cones. Always
pure and wholesome.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14

Call up Lloyd Raymond
when wanting to make a trip
by launch. Phone STA or 49,
4, day or night.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
Don't Want to Climb.

Rather than make an effort to reach
the top some men prefer to remain at
the bottom for the purpose OF helping
pull others down.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
Something for Nothing.

Did you ever see a free show that
iidn't have some kind of collection
attached TO it?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14

We can look for good weather
now Both girls camping par
ties have returned.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
LAUNDRY. LAUNDRY.

Don't forget the Eagle River
Steam Laundry. It's a good
thing. 10
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
PAID ADVERTISEMENT
ANNOUNCEMENT.

and to be paid for by Willard r.
Stevens OF Rhinelander, Wis, at the rate OF
&c per line per Insertion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14

Call up Lloyd Raymond
when wanting TO make a trip
by launch. Phone 31A or
1874, day or night.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1912-08-14
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CHURCH NOTES
Announcements forthe Week
CONGREGATIONAL

Announcements forithe Week
CONGREGATIONAL
1000 a. m. Sunday School.
6:45 p. m. Christian Endeavor.
PRAYER meeting every Wednes-
day evening at 7:30.
Everybody is heartily invited
to all these services.
ST. IGNATIUs EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Sunday
7:45 a. m. Holy Communion.
$50 a. m. Sunday school.
1890 a. m. Morning Service.
7:30 p. m. Evening Service.
Choir practice 7o'clock Friday
evenings at the church.
REV. A. N. SAMwELL,
Priest-in-charge.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
The Willy Sexton.

Visitors to the Old North church are
shown through the historic old build
ing usually by an elderly man who
seems obsessed with love for the
church. His fund of "reminiscences is
refreshing. and the most interesting
thing he recounts is the story Of how
the lanterns were placed In the belfry.
According to his version of the historic
incident, the sexton overheard some
English officers talking in the house he
lived 10 and Immediately hung the Ian
terms. Returning to his room, he saw
that his shoes were caked with mud
and hid them, replacing them with a
dry pair The officers, after they learn
ed that a signal had been hung from
the belfry. rushed to the room Of the
sexton, but. finding his shoes dry, be-
came convinced that some one else had
hung the lanterns and then locked all
the doors Of the edihce. II Boston Jour
nal.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
The Ball and the nlrd.

In the American Magazine Hugh s.
Fullerton. writing an article on freak
plays In baseball, tells about a team
once managed In Chicago by Jimmy
Callahan This team was called the
Logan Squares. The Logan Squares
played a game with a famous colored
team called the Leland Giants. Fuller
ton goes on: I'm this game. which was
to decide the city pennant champion
ship, freak play occurred that helped
the Leland Giants to win. A batted
bali that was going safe over the head
Of the second baseman struck an Eng
fish sparrow. killed the bird and fell
directly In front OF the baseman. who
threw the runner out and saved the
game. II you doubt this Callahan will
show you the bird. which he had
mounted to keep as a souvenir OF
what hard luck may do to ball club
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

The old tired In the bone Cornish
man of upper Michigan Is a character
that once met Is not soon forgotten.
While he has Distinct sense OF hu-
NOR. he Is funniest when he least In
tends TO be, and this Is due In no small
degree to his peculiar dialect, the lat
ter being not only dif1cult 10 under
stand. but still more 90 to reproduce
The following is typical; The boss
went up in a raise where two Of his
old reliable workmen were drilling.
greeting them with "'Ow she coming
up. boysY' Some slow, eap'n. some
slow" Well said be. ''ne'sr mlnd
patience and perseverance, WITH put IN
through Ard the captain walked On
Said one Of the men In the raise.
' Enry. wo Be this Fatisnee and tAts
Perseverance, Bowed q I "a
knaw, lest be they tAw BUDDY FSa-
landers In luther seowp."
Half aa hour aeer found Esnry aaa
ais partner demanding tasf< ray " %
date fuse as the eartSla soeSrsd lnso
the oeses. Wei. NE sons. what's
nAsterF ~w'ur isavln. csp'n. Y
yaw dha want snsy law buddy FIN
la1ders 20 put al Earoagh y0u can ave
~ Patience and Percs'vsrance. Ryg
Yea cuo ave eg, you Gun ave 'ey."-
Engineering ana Mining Journal.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
Curran'o Wit.

Lundy Foot. the tobacconist, applied
to John Curran for motto when he
first established his carriage MY
dear Curran," said he, give me one
Of serious cast. because | am afraid
the people will laugh at the idea Of a
tobacconist setting up carriage, and,
for the scholarships sake, let II be In
Latin" Il have just hit ON It," said
Curran. ut is only two words, and
1t will at once explain your profession.
your elevation and your contempt for
their ridicule. 1t has the further ad-
vantage Of being In two languages,
Latin or English, just as the reader
chooses. Put up 'Quid rides upon
your carriage" AS English the words
speak for themselves, and "Quid" for
the tobacco dealer is pat and clever.
Read as Latin the two words put this
Interrogation. why do you laugh Y'-
Boston Post
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
Net Quite.

A rancher returned from q years
Hip through the east to find that a one
time neighbor of his. man noted for
bis perfect patience. had been having
q Siege of had luck. Upon hearing the
news be Immediately sought out the
neighbor TO ea1dole with him.
well. John. be said amer greetings
had eee1 EXCHANGED. Il hear you lost
al Of your tinhe< tArooEh the fccest
eres~
ne esAs< ia. acS3si
AL tAss say sAss the rivsx cut ca
ye0r eesc eceSs9s aa1 tat ycur hogs
al Gss1 y sas1sss. s>as yecr wife and
eAnarSa have esea SSsk Aad that they
have ssw esesSsssss4 tAs EsertgSSe on
yNscr selsr sils;Na
geAa a,ssAss sS1sa Yes, it's all
r-aA' ~ SAL. 1sNasssk about him at
WAT as3 ss'es eesa his prosperous
aaE1i. NJ sv-a way. se1Sectmes get
Alszsoss azsrve-ssst Ladies Home
yournal
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
Carrying Out instructions.

Nov, Thomas" said the philosophic
father, you are going out into new
land. where brain and muscle alone
count, where ability is the sole pass
port to success. NJ. xe one firm reso-
luton. Come what may. be determin-
ed to hold your own"
Some years later the old gentleman
paid visit TO his son, who had In the
meantime taken unto himself a wife.
On entering his sons domicie he found
him nursing twins
~ took your advice. you see, dad"
said the younger man.
What adviceT" asked the old philos-
opher. who had forgotten his parting
admonltiOn.
Holding my own" replied the duti.
full Thomas. London Tit-Bits.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09


The lace ". Baysrd Cutting. said
q member q the Century club Of New
YorS. was an opStmtst himself and a
tlrm believer In optimism.
Once during a disastrous strike he
reouked my pesstmtsm with story.
"A Mississippi farmer" he said.
was inundated By the spring foods.
and one day while hts farm was under
water a friend found him laughing and
Joking in barber shop.
" George said the friend. th
foods hit you terrible, hasn't TT
"Oh, yes answered the farmer, the
foods hit me, there's no denying
that. Then he smiled and added:
But out In my wheatheld this morn
ing | landed eight Of the finest catfish
Mississippi ever turned out We had
'em fried for breakfast. with waf1es.
Friends, can you beat catfish and waf-
f1es to begin a cheerful, optimistic day
onY Washington Star.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

The clerx in the postoaics was
yr9uchy We suspected that hs had
oseu 1ur late the night before, aud we
rOd 1ghtiy aud spoke gently, but In
spite Of our decent precautions be
snaried at US. We decided that IL
would be better not 10 address him at
al. So we approached the stamp win
dow az which he presided and mutely
pushed two copper pennies across the
counter.
wei. what do you wantp he
growied, looking at the coppers and
then at US.
"a house and lot" We stammered,
taken OF our guard, but tho bedroom
windows must face the south. and the
garden should
But he swore frightfully and, hand
ing US a two cent stamp. merely ex-
claimed:
Get out Of the line; there are other
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Plain Dealer.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

An actor bad the misfortune to fall
Off ferryboat at night OF course
there was great confusion on board.
The searchlight was turned round and
round In an effort to Gnd the man. He
came up for the third time Just as the
light struck him, and from fierce of
habit the actor raised himself and de.
livered a most ceremonious bow. Then
the rescuers grabbed him.-Chicago
Tribune
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

The doctor told him he needed car
bohydrates, proteids and. above all,
something heterogeneous. The doctor
mentioned long list of foods for him
to eat He staggered out and wabbled
to a restaurant
How about beefsteakT' he asked
the waiter. rs that nitrogenousr'
The waiter didn't know.
"Are fried potatoes rich in carbohy.
drates OF not?"
The waiter couldn't say.
well. I'll fix IT," declared the poor
man In despair. Bring me a large
plate Of hash. Washington Herald.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
After the Mother.

docs your son take after your
II used to think he was going to, but
now that he's 10 college he shows ev-
cry sign OF taking after his mother"
"That SOY
Eyes; the only thing he's made since
he's been there is the debating soci
ety."-Detroit Free Press.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
She Paid on the Investment.

Here" complained the aggrieved
father, IT have spent nearly $4,000 on
that girls education, and now she goes
and marries a $500 year clerk"
WELL" said the friend OF the fam
lily, isn't that all Of is per cent on
your investment? What more do you
want2"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
stinaY.

Mother-Did you have a good time
at the party? Willie-Naw. | said no
when they asked me to have some
more ice cream, and the stingy things
never asked me again.-Philndelphia
Record
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

"Algernon. am the FIRST woman you
have ever lovedf"
mot exactly, l was in love with my
teacher at ten and with a circus rider
at twelve. But you are the first girl
have ever asked TO marry me. my
dear. "-Washington Herald.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
What He Cut.

Willis-My son was spending 80
much at college that told him he
must cut out some Of the Injuries.
Gillis-D he do IT. whistles. He
writes me that he has been cutting
classes ever since. Judge.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

A woman Is foolish to marry a man
for his money, but then the man is
twice as foolish TO let her, Detroit
Free Press.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
Courage

Help us with the grace Of courage
that We may be none Of US cast down
when we sit lamentlng over the ruins
OF our own happiness. Stevenson.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

What do you regard as the best
protection from burglarsT"
well. ! have found that being indie
pendently poor is effective."-st Louis
Post Dispatch.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

An orator without Judgment Is
horse without n bride --Theophrastus
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09

II you would have n faithful servant
and one thn5 YOU like. serve Yourself
Franklin
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1912-08-09
FERTYLXERS:

We pleased offer the farmers of MONTGOMERY rn.
brands Of Fertilizers for fall planting including PRI
nav BONE and POTOMAC AMMONIATED SUPER PH0S
rmAIE Tor wheat and are ready supply the trade viii
NITRATE OF SODA, MURIATE OF POTASH GROIrNT
FISH and TANKAGE, SOUTH CAROLINA ROCK T. M
orEh and hAlNlr Fertilizers mixed to order
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-12-05
Wonderful Instance.

The popular author was by no
means an old man and was, further,
more, wonderfully well preserved.
He never thought of his years I'M
less they were brought to his mind,
as on one occasion 10y an admiring
schoolgirl.
The author had lectured in a
town not far from the girls home,
and che wa visiting a friend who
took her to the lecture and after.
ward introduced her to the writer.
"I've read all your books, and ]
Just love Them" said the girl.
"That's very kind of YOU" said
the author. "Your friends tell me
you go to a little red schoolhouse
just like the one ! attended when
[ was your age. ] went up to take
a look at it last year."
"0h," breathed his admirer, with
clasped hands, "you did! And is
it still standingi"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-12-05
Not y. Practical Philsnthroplst.

One day last winter when it was
very cold a richly dressed woman
stopped and gazed sternly at an ice
wagon that vas drawn up beside the
curb on Walnut street, near Fiji
teenth. She stood there for ten
minutes. Then the iceman came
out Of a certain house, and she said
to him, Driver, why don't you
blanket your horses?"
because, lady, the kump'ny
don't furnish me no blankets" said
the man.
"Then," exclaimed the woman,
"you should cover them with your
coat"
"All right, ma'am," said the driv-
er, smiling. "You gimme your coat
for the near boss, an III put mine
on the off one"
The woman, whose coat was of
sealskin, could not think of a good
retort to this, and she walked away
IN silence.-Philadelphia Record.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-12-05
STEAMlNG AN UMBRELLA.
Process That Makes the Fabric Fit
Tight and Smooth.

One Of the odd occupations in
which men may find employment is
that of the steamer and roller in an
umbrella factory.
When in the process of is man.
ufacture the umbrella has been so
far advanced as to have its cover
on, but this before ii has been 9th
erwise finished and fitted with its
handle, it may need to be steamed.
It is Of course essential that the
cover should fit everywhere with
drumhead-like smoothness, but as
II comes now from the coyerers it
may be that the curtain, that part
of the cover that is down in the
widest part of the panels, between
the ends Of the ribs, IL loose and
full. 1t is the work Of the steamer
to take out that fuIlness.
The steamer sits on q table with
a pile of umbrellas near ON one
side. In front of him at a little dis
lance is what looks as much as any
thing like a big galvanized iron
watering pot with a long spout and
with the regulation %sunfower
sprinkler top at the end except that
this tip is larger. At the end of its
long spout this tip is brought up
to a point convenient for the oper-
stor, and through its many perfo-
rations there is constantly emery,
ing a gentle little haze Of steam.
The steamer picks up an umbrel-
la, opens it, turns its handle to the
front and then, holding it so, steam
ing it on the under side of the
cloth, he rotates the umbrella slow
ly but steadily with the curtain part
Of the cloth panels held over the
steam. BY this process the fullness
is taken up and the cloth in every
panel all around shrunk to perfect
smoothness.
Before the umbrella goes through
the next process in its manufacture
and finishing it is rolled for greater
convenience in handling. The
steamers do this rolling. A steamer
will steam umbrellas for an hour or
two and then for an hour or two
will roll the umbrellas he has
steamed, while another steamer and
roller who has been rolling viii
take his place at the steaming can
and steam for awhile, and so the
steamers and rollers keep going all
day long.-New York Sun.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-12-05
erstna Green.

Gretna Green, Scotland, became
famous for its celebration of irreg-
Mar marriages. For many years
the average number was 500. The
ceremony consisted only Of an adj
mission, before witnesses, by the
couple that they we're husband and
wife, this being sufficient to con-
stitute a valid marriage. After this
the officiating functionary for
many years a blacksmith, together
with two witnesses, signed the
marriage certificate.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-12-05
Identity Of Ideas.

Yabsley-I have always had an
idea that after a couple had been
married for some time even their
thoughts became ia & great degree
identical. Am / right, Peck?
Mr.. N. Peck-You are. About
this time my wife is thinking over
what she'll say to me for coming
home 90 late, and 20 am L
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1912-12-05

The unusually heavy plate Of Community Silver, gives unusual
wearing quality; while its beautiful dessns--comparablc only with
the best Sterins--harmonize with the richest table settings.
Many beautiful designs at about the price Of ordrnary plated ware.
Made only is a fat: hsepisr saan triple. Costs no more dqn
ordinary fats.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-09
Inyents New Harvester.

For the purpose of laying before
the Commercial club a proposition to
erect in this city plant for the man
ufacture of n harvester he has in
vented, Robert Brown of Dayton,
Wash, was here yesterday afternoon.
Mr.. Brown brought with him blue
prints showing his invention and ex-
planned the same to members of the
trade extension committee of the
club. However, his proposition was
regarded by the committee as yet in
definite and he was requested to try
his harvester more fully and to sub
NIT definite proposal to the club
in the event his invention proves
successful DR.. c. ]. Smith is chair
man of the trade extension commit
tee and called that body together al
5 o'clock to meet Mr.. Brown who
came down from Dayton in the eve.
ming. Mr. Brown is very optimistic
over his harvester and hopes to soor
see plant established for its manu-
! facture
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-09
CORONER YIELDS TO GUNS.
Woman's Grave Guarded by Rela-
tives to Prevent order of Exhuma-
ttnn

Woman's Grave Guarded by Rela-
tives to Prevent order of Exhuma-
ton.
Kansas City, Mo.-To prevent the
exhumation of the body of Mrs. Alice
Corcoran ordered by Coroner Tenny
of Wyandotte county. two men armed
with shotguns guarded the woman's
grave in a Kansas City. Kan, ceme-
terry.
The exhumauon was ordered as a
result of a recent investigation of the
Samaritan hospital here, where the
woman died.
Coroners of Kansas City, Mo, and
Kansas City, Kan, agreed upon a post
mortem examination and inquest. The
samaritan Hospital subsequently was
closed and two men connected with
it arrested charged with practicing
medicine without a license.
The men who guarded the grave
said they were there at the behest of
Charles Woods, a brother-in-law of
Mrs. Corcoran. Coroner Tenny said
he would not enforce his order in the
face of opposition from Mrs. Corcor-
ans relatives.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-09
WALLA WALLA TO
SEND SPEAKERS
TO ADDRESS LOCAL MEMS
RELIGION FORWARD MEETING
Program Arranged for Gathering In
cludes Sessions for Men and Boys
and Also for General Public-Lasts
Three Days.

The committee OF one hundred in
charge of the MEN and Religion
Movement in Walla Walla will send
the following men to Pendleton to
take part in the convention to be held
Friday. Saturday and Sunday, March
15-17th: John Gibson chairman
committee of one hundred; Lowden
Jones, boy president of Walla Wal!a's
boys organization; Rev Raymond C.
Brooks. D. d, First Cong. Church,
Walla Walla; Rev. ]. c. Goodrich.
United Brethren Church, Walla Wal
la, and others.
on Friday evening at o'clock a
banquet for boys will be given by the
ladies of the churches of Pendleton.
At 1880 a platform meeting for men,
with addresses on Men and the BIZ
BILE; christianity and Social Service, p"
Prayer as an Agency in the King
DOM"
On Saturday at a. m, the visit
ing workers will meet with THE Min
isterial Association"
At 10 a. m, boys convention, in
which boys clubs, clean sports, and
kindred subjects will be discussed.
At noon, luncheon and conference
of local committee and pastors with
members of the visiting team.
At p. M, boys convention, in
which "The Making of Man" Boys
Relation to the Sunday-School," and
other topics will be under dis Gus
sion.
At 1880 p. m, platform meeting for
men and boys,
On Sunday at a. M. quiet hour,
At 10 a. m, Sunday school
At II a. m. church services with
! special messages by pastors on the
Men and Religion Forward Move
ment''
At p. m, evangelistic meeting for
men and boys.
At 1880 p. M. meeting for the gem
eral public with 10-minute addresses
by the members of the visiting team.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-09
$500 FOR DIsFTGURED ARMS.
Girl Can Never Wear Short sleeves
A0ain Owing to Injuries.

Washington, Pa.-Because the IN
iuries sustained by the sudden start
ing of train so disfigured her ell
bows and forearms that she will new
er again be able to wear short sleeves
a Jury in the county court here award
ed pretty Miss Stella Reeves, a stu
dent at the California State Norman
school. $500 in her suit for damages
AGAINST the Pennsylvania Railroad
connanv Miss Reeves had just
boarded a train when the sudden STAR
Of the locomotive hurled her against
window, her arms being deeply cut
by the broken glass. The prlnclpai
| witnesses were fair co-eds from the
! school.