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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08
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FOR sALE--16O. acres Of choice
Stanley county laid, 31a miles, from
station on main line of Northwestern
railway. Has live creek flowing
through it.. few hills and most of it
can be easily cultivated. No improve
ments. Will sell for $500 per acre.
Address r.. A. j., care Republican.
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FOR RENT.

3 FOR Northumberland on South
Side, two blocks from the University
buildings.-Stephen ID. vanhBenthuy-
sen. sf l16 aooafsftH gBh
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR sALE-House and lot ADJ
East Second street. Inquire Jacob
Buyer, Trip, s. D.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

HOUSE FOR RENT-North Main.
Trust Co.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR SALE-New and second-hand
carom and pocket-billiard tables,
and bowling alleys and accessories
oar fixtures of all kinds, easy pay
ments. The Brunswick-Palke Col
lander Company, 426, 42S, $50 Third
street south, Minneapolis, Mimi.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

WANTED-A competent, girl for
general housework. Good 4 wages.
Three In family. Mrs. L. Beckwith
! ST. ,lasae b ts35
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

b~ase-burner, practically new; also a
b~ase-burned. partially new; also a
good kitchen range. Call at 623 west
Fourth.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR SALE-Large windmill, tank
ana tower, also galvanized fencing.
inquire at HOS East University ave
nue., Mitchell, South Dakota.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR TRADE-160 acres of land
IN Pennington County. South Dakota.
El6 miles from Rapid 3SEity, desire
dwelling PROPERTY in Mitchell.-P. Ei
r. Republican,. :,
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

If you want that silo or silo filler
guaranteed, write or phone X. Peter
son. Mitchell. for / side prices.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

WANTED AT ONCE-Job for boy
on farm. Phone CAT, or call at Gil
west Third street.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

OFFICE for rent on Main street
y. III. Ferris.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

WESTERN UNION delivers notes.
invitations, parcels, packages QUICK
10c. Phone 76.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

WANTED-Any kind of work, in
Mitchell, by a boy of fifteen Address
Bis. care Republican.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE,

FOR SALE--160 acre farm. IL
miles northwest Washington Springs
5. d., 3-l mile from school, u from
church, 3 miles from store and cream
station. so acres broke. Price $4,000.
j. G. Bill, Washington Springs, S. d.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

WANTED-To lease a rooming
house close to Main street. B. care of
Republican.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR SALE OR TRIBE FOR Stock.
house and one'or two lots close in.
'AddresstSOB care The Republican.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08
Columbia taxicab. Phone 80

LOST-A little Luewellan black
and white puppy, female; finder
please return to First National bank
barber shop.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR sALE-One 25 h. p. double
cylinder Brffa!o-Pitts engine and 36
y Reeves separator. Both practice
ally new and at very low tigure.-J.
j. McDougal.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR SALE-One 10 b. p. Thomp-
1son-Lewis gasoline engine in first
class order. A. j. Kings.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08
hIIsCELLANEOUs

WANTED-Rooms for light house
keeping. 2 A, care of Republican.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR RENT-A nice cool room for
gentleman only Call GIL w. Third
or phone CAT.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08
For insurance always see Bidwell.
Ask Bidwell. His abstracts tell.

FOR SALE.-Ten room modern
house, 522 North Duff St., also some
articles Of household furniture.
Phone 253.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR sALE-Flanders ago., 1911
model. Good as new. p. O. box 271.
FOR SALE-Choice Jerauld coun-
ty farm 40 miles from Mitchell for
only $3.50. Address owner.-E.
Eyenson, Owauka, S. d.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR RENT-seyen room house,
large barn and chicken house, and
twelve lots. Near university. Inquir
atsHardy' Bakery.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08

FOR SALE, TRADE OR RENT
The Columbia Hotel at Mitchell, s
y, See or Write5J. Z. Mclaughlin.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1912-08-08


We have set ourselves a great
program, and it will be q great party
ina carries it out. 1t must be a party
without entangling alliances with
any special interest whatever. 1t
must have the spirit and the point of
view OF the new age. Men are turning
away from the republican party. as
organized under its old leaders, be-
cause they found that it was not free.
that 1t was entangled: and they are
turning to us because they deem us
Tree to serve them. They are i'm
mensely interested. as we are. as
every mar who reads the signs of the
time and feels the spirit of the new
age is, in the e program. 1t isl
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1912-03-14
CAPTAIN AMUNDSON OF NORWAY GIVES HIS OWN NARRATIVE OF
HIS THRILLING EXPERIENCES



/ setting out then.
The First start for the Pole
On the Sth Of September eight men.
with seven sledges. ninety dogs Ara
| provisions for four months. started
The ground was perfect. The temner.
ature was not bad. The next dav Il
appeared that We had started too earlv
as the temperature Of the followinr
days fell and kept steadily between
minus 80 and SO celsius f5s degrees
and 76 degrees below zero Fahran.
heit). Personally we did not suffer ~
all from the cold. Our good furs nro.
tected ~ But with our dogs ii vas
a different matter. 1t could easily ha
seen that they shrunk from dav II
day. and we understood pretty soon
that they could not stand the long run
to our depot at so degrees south
We agreed on returning and to waft
for the arrival OF spring. The nro.
visions were cached and OF we went
for the hut. With the exception Of the
loss Of few dogs and couple of
frozen keels everything was all right.
Only in.the middle Of October spring
came & earnest. Seals and birds ap-
peared. The temperature was steady
between 20 and so celsius t6s de-
grees and S6 degrees Fahrenheit.l
The original plan that al or us
should &c toward the south had been
changed Five men had to do this
work, while the other three we're 10
start TOR the east ana visit King Ed
ward VII Land.
This last mentioned trip was not
included IL our program. but. owing to
tho iac~ that the English had not !
reached t. at least this summer. as
was their intention. we agreed that
the best thing to do was also to make
this trip.
On October 20 the southern party
started i've men, four sledges, ffty-i
two dogs, and provisions for four
months everything il excellent order. !
The Journey to the pole.
we had made up our minds to take
the first part of the trip as easily as
possible. In order to give ourselves
and the dogs rational training, and
on the 2sd We made our depot ii sol
degrees south. We went right ahead
IN spite Of the dense fog. an error
Of two to three kilometers happened
once Ia awhile. but we were caught
by the flag marks, and found these on
our way without difficulty.
Having rested and fed the dogs ON
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1912-03-14

81 President TAFT a ToAedo, 0hio
Friday evening"
In the Inst year Of two W. hays
heard much OF radical methods 81
changing the iufaciary system. II
We would properly consider these pro
/ posals and stand On solid and aafe
ground we must re-examine the fund.
asnental principles at stable popular
government. The history 0t The worli
seems to show lhak 0nr form 81 81
| eminent " more enduring and satls
/ factory than any other We began al
. small union nf thirtnen st&seA
strung along she Atlantis coast. el
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constitution we have enlarged d be i
world power Of forty -eight sovereign
states bound into one of more tlaau
10000, 600 Of people and with human
I guardianship of 10.000.000 more, nine'
in the Pacific and ons d the Atlantic
! we have fought beginning With 9he
1 revolution, four foreign wars. and
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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1912-03-14


torate must ba limited hy fsndnman
sal Iuw that Il. Nv constitution I0.
tended IN protect nc Individual ana
the minority Ut The electorate ana gbe
non. voting majority Of TIE peonIe
against the unjust III arbitrary action
81 The majority OF tie electorate 4hls
made s. nenassa4y To Introduce lnsn
xhe constitution cezsafn declarations
- 70 the rights Of the Individual
which II was tie purpose 0f ths wI.ol6
people lo mninsnili through fKn anX.
ernfnsfit against tha agefassion IL any
temporary majority o. the electorate
md = provide III fhe same inssfn.
ment certain procedure hV which fns
individual might assert md vgnHiNafN
those RIGHTS than lo protest akaInk,
the momentary impulse N kenRp0FaFY
majority uI The elNSEprake Is change
fundamental lAw nnH depKtNe llAN lnA
dtviduaI q the voting msnoriEs 81 lhe
non@Nntin8 majority III inAIiNmAblN
! rislsss Ishe constitution nHo4i.fk6
nklnbef III checks and balances where's
~ every amendment Ii she epns}ilil.
fion must bic adopted under forms
md with delaya that ~ intended NY
secure much delIhefstion On fhe bart
of The electorate Ill AlnNlink auch
amendments
auet6s YFen psrisl WEBSTER
/ cannnl state ihe nanesa f6f
luaintalnlns tha cheeks nnd kSiant2s
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The Washington times., 1912-05-29
MURDERER ADOPTS
SCIENTIST FAITH
Boston Man Who Killed Actress
Wife Will be Accompanied
to Chair by Reader.

BOSTON. May eff Chester Jor-
dan pays the penalty imposed upon
him of death in the electric chair for
the murder of his actress wife, Hon
ora, his spiritual adviser will be a
ChUstian Scientist, c. Leonard Nc
Nefll, former reader of the First
Church of Cambridge. Jordan has ac-
cepted the teachings of the Scientist
faith. He would be the first Scientist
to go to the chair.
Jordan became a Christian Scien-
list because it's doctrines answered
several questions which had been puz-
zling him for a long time, and that
no other church could answer for
him." said Mr.. McNeill today.
81 became Mr.. Jordan's adviser when
] was reader in the First Church of
Christian Scientists in Cambridge,
and If it be his desire / will continue
to act in that capacity and will go to
the electric chair with him at the
time of the electrocution."
The Washington times., 1912-05-29
Conspiracy Charged
By Attorney General

Attorney General wickersham has Is
sued statement in which he says the
suit of the Government against the
Southern Pacific Railroad for recovery
Of valuable oil lands in Southern Cali
fornia has developed sensational and
startling disclosures"
He charges that testimony Of witnesses
has depleted criminal conspiracy
among high officials OF the Southern
Pacific company to acquire from the
United States under an agricultural
grant oil lands valued at $4,000, ,000."
The Department of Justice is conf
dent OF restoring the lands to the pub
lie domain.
The Washington times., 1912-05-29
GOOD RECORD MADE
BY MILK STATIONS
OF GEORGE OYSTER
But Twenty-six Deaths
/. Among 631 Infants
p. Prescribed For.

Twenty-six deaths out of a total Of
6S1 infants prescribed for by the physi-
clans of the George M. oyster philan-
thropic milk stations, is the record of
the first year, according to the annual
report of the institutions made public
today. All of the infants who died
were Ill when they went under the care
Of the physicians. or the 631 cases, 434
received milk without cost. The re-
mainder were furnished milk at cost
and less than cost prices.
The number of bottles of milk fur
nished by Mr.. oyster during the year
ended April "a was 322, 400. Five hun
dred bottles were dispensed at the
Georgetown Hospital station, 5000 at
hood station, 1900 at the Casualty
Hospital station, 44,7OO at Friendship
House station, $500 at the Colored So
Gial Settlement. and 65,7o0 at Children's s
Sixteen physicians co-operated in the
work. From two to four graduate
nurses were employed by Mr.. Oyster
during the entire year. their whole time
and attention being given to the work.
In addition to ordering and dispensing
the milk at the various stations, the
nurses visited and Investigated condi-
tions In every home where the milk was
used; They have given also such per-
sonal instruction and suggestions as
the needs in the individual cases seemed
70 suggest. In all about $500 visits were
made by the nurses during the year.
Believing that education as we'll as
good food is essential for the reduction
OF infant mortality, course of
sixty lectures was organized for the
benefit of those desiring informa ton
regarding the care and feeding of ba-
bies. The lectures were given by ply
sicians at each of the milk stations,
the course covering a period of twelve
weeks.
In addition to the milk stations a
medical dispensary for children is main
tained in connection with the Friend
ship House and co1ored social settle
ment stations
The Washington times., 1912-05-29
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Taft and Aides Hold
Gloomy Conference

Shortly after breakfast this morning
President Taft went into conference
with several of his closest political ad-
visers, including Director Mckinley.
The conferees were downcast as a re-
suit Of the sweeping victory by Colonel
Roosevelt at the New Jersey primary
election yesterday.
1t IL unlikely that Mr.. Taft will in
wade South Dakota next week, where
the last preferential primary IL to be
held.
The close OF the Jersey campaign
gives the President the first rest at
home he has had since April.
The Washington times., 1912-05-29
Sims to Be Secretary
If Roosevelt Wins

CHICAGO, May 2s.-Edwin w. Sims.
former Federal district attorney here,
and secretary Of the Roosevelt national
COMMITTEES. is slated for the secretary
ship OF the Republican national COM
mittee IL the colonel Is nominated for
President.
The Presidential candidate virtually
named the chairman and secretary of
the committee who will act during the
campaign. Sims In said to be Roose-
The Washington times., 1912-05-29
Marlowe and Sothern
To Quit in Two Years

. CLEVELAND. Ohio. May De. II.
sothern and Julia Marlowe announced
today that after two more seasons they
would retire permanently from the
stage.
Mr.. Sothern said for Miss Marlowe
end himself that they had decided to
enjoy that domesticity which dramatic
career does not permit.
Their hnal leave-taking will be at the
Manhattan Opera House, New York, in
June, 1914.
The Washington times., 1912-05-29
Goldwin Smith Left
MilIion-Dollar Fortune

NEW YORK. May 2s.--Goldwin Smith.
the publicist and author. who died In
600, according TO an appraisal filed TODAY
in the office of the surrogate's court by
walter S. Fraser, deputy state Con-
troller.
University OF which Professor Smith
was one Of the founders. and which was
the residuary legatee OF his will. re-
ceived more than $4,000 from his es-
tate.
The Washington times., 1912-05-29
DR.. Wiley's Condition
Shows Improvement

FROM witch he has been suffering un-
der perfect control is the report from
the bedside Of DR.. Harvey w. Wiley,
the pure food champion, today. No
alarm for his recovery Is felt. DR..
Sterling Ruffln. his physician. said this
morning that his condition has greatly
improved during the last twelve hours.
The Washington times., 1912-05-29

Strong Folding White Maple
Lawn Settee like the cut to
the left, Has heavy stats on
back, strongly braced and
gloss finished seat. Length,
31s feet. Special net price to-
day and until p. m.
Thursday, csc.
The Washington times., 1912-05-29

William Hayward. of Nebraska, pres
ent secretary, does not care for another
term, even II Taft is renominated.
The Washington times., 1912-05-29

Large Reed Baby Carri-
age like the cut to the left.
Has reed hood. reclining
back. good springs, steel
pushers, and large wheels
with heavy rubber tires.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-12-08
READ This BOOKLET,
THE HAIR AND ITS CARE
SENT FREE U
pom REQUEST.

The Herpicide Company want
everyone to have copy OF their
booklet telling how to take care of
and possess nice hair The booklet
contains much valuable information
on the subject of saving and cultiyat-
ing the hair,
If the present-day men and women
would begin to live up to the teach
ings of this little booklet it is doubt
ful if the next generation would find
a baldheaded man or lady wearing
false hair.
It is just as easy to have robust
land beautiful hair as to have thin,
scraegy hair or no hair at all If
lie scalp is kept clean and free from
dandruR the hair grows naturally
and mXuriantly
The booklet tells how this may be
most effectively accomplished by the
use of Newbro's Herpicide. Herpi-
eide DESTROYS the germ which causes
daudruH, frees the head from dirt
and scarf fakes. The hair becomes
light, fluffy and beautiful.
Newbros tIerpicide is the original
| remedy that kills the dandruff germ
for which there are many limitations
| and substitutes said to be just as
good. Buy nothing but the original
Newbro's Herpicide in soc and
I$l00 sizes is sold by all dealers who
guarartae it to do all that is claimed
! If you are not satisfied your money
will be refunded.
Send Zoe in postage to The Herpi
| eide Co., Dept. r., Detroit, Mich
and nice sample will be sent witt
the booklet
Applications obtained at the bet,
ter barber shops and hair dressinf
parlor5. Paul G. Schulz e Sons
| Special Agents.-AdVt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-12-08
A Mothers View.

An old Irish woman in Chicago Ia
the proud mother OF a successful poll.
. tician, who, no matter how busy he
may be, never fails to write to the old
lady regularly
When he was In Washington last
year he kept his mother duly advised
as to everything that was going on,
Finally there came a letter wherein
he described his presentation to the
president. The old lady read 1t with
eagerness, hardly able to restrain her.
self until she had told some one what
had happened When at last she got
through the letter, she FASTENED to a
neighbours house and announced:
Il have just got letter from Wash.
ington, and, do you know, the presi-
dent has seen Richard. "--Lippincott's S.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-12-08
FORENSIC AMENITIES.

"As to the judicial decision quoted
by my learned friend on the other
side of this case, if the court please
began the prosecuting attorney, Il say
it's punk"
81 protest your honor!" interrupt
/. ed the other lawyer. Such remark
is not in keeping with the dignity OF
J courtroom"
Il say it's punk"
Again | protest, your"
& 81 insist, your honor, it's punk"
Your honor this is outrageous!
demand a ruling on that point"
81 was only going to say that It's
punk"
"Mr. Sharp" interpoGed the judge
you will not be permitted to indulge
in abusive slang in sneGking OF judi
cial decision in this court"
81 assert once more" beloved tht
attorney, that it's punctuated wrong
Aly, as he quotes It! That is all wa!
trying to say, your honorl"
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-12-08
Music He Loved.

Maria-You have such good taste
in every thing. Mr. Gallinger, I'm
sure you must be fond of music.
The Caller-Music Why, yes, Miss
McGlinchy, of course, I am.
Marie--I knew it. And you have a
favorite musical instrument?
The Caller-Oh, yes, and I'm very
fond of it.
Narie-And what is 1t?
4gThe Caller (who had Just won a
flyer on Boston-It's the score board
megaphone, Miss McGliEchy.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-12-08
Clever Willie.

A rough looking man entered the
home OF gentleman in a western
city, and. seeing no one around but a
small boy named Willie, said to him :
III you don't tell me where your IA
Their keeps his money I'll knock your
topknot off an afterward eat YOU"
Please don't" said Willie. You'll
find all the money we've got an old
coat in the kitchen"
Two minutes later bruised and bat.
tered wreck was pitched through the
front door of Willie's home, and sat
In the gutter and blinked.
The kids too smart said the man.
Never said word about the OF man
bein' inside the coat. "-Iippincott's
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-12-08
Not Provided For.

4 travelling salesman in the employ
OF a large, bicycle manufacturer was
tobliged to go on business trip about
the time an interesting domestic
event was expected. The salesman
desired his sister to wire him re-
suits, according to a formula some
thing like this;
If boy, MANS safety arrived" Il
a girl, "Ladys safety arrived"
To the establishment and chagrin of
the father-elect, he had been gone
but few days when he received a
telegram containing one word.
Tandem ''-Tit-Bits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1912-12-08
A Cabinet Job,

"a president has to eat a good deal
these times"
What do you mean?"
The chief executive has to attend
great many banquets and the like"
Seems SO. What about it?"
Il was just thinking that the next
president ought to recognize the grow
ing Importance Of this social side of
the job and appoint an addition to
the cabinet in the shape of a toast
master general" S.