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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
LIKE THE WOLF AND LAME
lnotfensive Creatures Most Uniustly
Charged Min sudden Attack
Of Bloodthirstiness.

A man who was caught In the act
Of skinniur q uclrhbor's sheep. Gov.
cred his embarrassment by declaring
Tat no sheep could bite him and live.
The logic ut this is cQualcd by that
Of the Yankee soldier who once had a
narrow escape from an ourlrcd KAN.
der The men OF a certain Maine rngi.
mcnt which was In the ouomy's coun.
Try In 1862. considered th, order mo
'oraglnE' am additional and uucullcd
for hardship one afternoon about
dusk. soldier Wus f.on beating "a
rapid retreat from the t,lr of q farm
house near hy closely pur uod b, "a
sander with WINGS outs?rold whose
feet scswcd scarcely 90 touch the
ground nud from whose bcnk issued "a
succession OF angry screams The
fugitive was NOT roa.surud 10y the cries
of the rnnlor'g owner Hold ON.
man. hold ON llr won't hurt YOU"
"tnll of your randcr' CAN him on"
shouted the fleeing ,oldlcr Neither
man nor randcr stopped until inside
the cgmpiuos. whom the soldiers
friends relieved him NJ his fierce pur.
sucr with the aid of tho butt " "a
muskot Did that gandcr think he
could chase me like that and live go
the soldier exclaimed, as he surveyed
the outtlrctchcd bird; but he said
nothing Of the baitod hook with cod.
line attached. which might have
thrown light on the unfortunate gan.
der's strange actions
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
TAFT DeNouNcEs ROOSEVELT.
President Declares the Colonel Has
Not Given Him a Square Deal.

Boston. President TAFT donncd his
Aghtlnr clothes Thurfday. abandoned
his policy OF silence under the at
tacss that Colonel Theodore Roosc
welt has made upon him and upon his
administration, and for the first time
since Mr.. Roosevelt announced his
candidacy. launched into bitter de
nunclatlon OF the former president.
From the time MIR Taft entered
Massachusetts and made his frs,
speech AZ Springfield shortly after
noon. until late at night, he hammer
ed away at Colonel Roosevelt. The
president made close to dozen
rest only few words In length.
In all he made II clear that he n
unalicrably opposed to Mr. Roosevelt;
that he saw disaster In third term
In tho White House for any man; and
that he did not believe Colonel
Roosevelt had given him square
deal"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

A commercial traveller at a railway
restaurant In one OF our southern
towns included In his order for break.
fast two boiled eggs. The old darkcy
who served him brought three.
Uncle" said the travelling man.
why In the world did you bring me
three boiled eggs? only ordered
two"
yes. sir" said the old darkcy, bow
ing ana smiling. II know You dld or
der two. sir. but brought three be-
cause JUS naturally felt dat one OF
dem might fail you, sir."-llarpar's
Weekly.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
PAY LAST HoNoss TO GRANT.
President and Vee.Pres dent Attend
Funeral Exercises.

Funeral Exercises.
New York Military men and men
prominent In public and private life
gathered here Friday to pay the last
honors to Major General Frederick
Don't Grant, who died here April II.
The funeral exercises were deferred
10 await the arrival Of the generals
daughter. the Princess Cuntucuzcne.
from her home IN Russia
The services were held In the
chapel NJ Cornelius The Centurian on
Governors island, The little chapel
was too small 10 allow the admittance
OF the general public, hut an opportn.
nifty was given TO an New York TO pay
It's tribute rs the long military pro
cession made its way 10 the tap Of
mudled drums over a fve.mlle line OF
march from the Battery TO the West
Shore ferry at Forty.sccond street.
At the latter point the government
orders provided for special train TO
take the body TO West Point for In.
terment
President Taft. Nice.Prosidont Sher.
man and General Leonard wood were
perhaps the most distinguished per
sons who came TO New York for the
funeral.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

III Paso, Texas. Braulio Herman
dez, the rebel minister" to Washing
ton. who was arrested there ON u
charge OF conspiracy to smuggle am
munitlon into Mexico, and who was
brought back here "Wednesday, wrote
u letter to General PasQual Orozco
expressing disagreement with the lat
ter's policies and resigned as minis
ter and as general.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
Mecabe Under Fire.

Washington. Charges that Solicitor
McCabc Of the department Of agrlcul'
ture and A. D. Melvin OF the bureau of
animal industry knowingly have per
mittcd meat packers to defraud the
public by multiplying the letter and
spirit OF the meat inspection law are
contained IN resolution by Represen'
tatye Nelson OF Wisconsin, introduced
Thursday, asking for an investigation.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
Aned phIlnnthronIst cnlI.d.

Chicago. DR. d, X, Pearsons, the
aged philanthroplst died In a sani
arium at Ilinsdale early Friday morn
ing Death was caused by pneumonia
lie had given between six and seven
million dollars to small colleges.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
When Your Ewes Need Care

Try Murine Eye nrmcdy. No smarilnr-Fcc
Fino--Acta Quickly. Try n for it-d, Weak,
Watcry Eyes aud Grnnuintcd lyolids Illus
trnted Hook In each Package. Murine u
compounded BY our uculstH not 'lnirut Med
icino'=but used Ia tugrestiul lhYtlriuus itar'
lice for many years Nov Dedicated Ia tho Pub
ic and sold BY uuErltiH ut -. nnd tac pr lfltI &c.
Murine Eyo raNo To Astpur Iubua, "a aud &c.
Murine Ego Remedy Co., Chicago
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
Maritime Conference In London.

Berlin.-lt is understood that the In
ternational conference for the discus.
sion OF the subject Of the improved
llfe,saving facilities on board ocean
passenger steamers probably will be
held In London,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

The Paxton Toilet Co, Of Boston,
Mass. will send large trial box Of
Paxtine Antiseptlc, delightful cleans
ing and gcrmlcidal toilet preparation,
TO any woman. free upon request.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
For Bureau Of National Parks.

Washington-The Smoot bill to con.
solidate all national parks and monu
ments under one bureau of national
parks" has been reported fayorably
by the senate committee on public
lands
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

Washington,-Speaker Clark, while
In his office Thursday, suffered an
attack Of lumbago and later went TO
his home. His Illness is not serious,
Representative Saunders Of Virginia
was designated speaker pro tempore.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

rs II true that your daughter in
tends to study Tor the STAGE
No, she hasn't any such ideas.
What she intends to do h become an
actress"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
Big Fire In Georgia.

Columbus. Ga.-Soveral blocks In
the principal residence section OF
Columbus were destroyed by fire
Thursday The loss is estimated at
more than s25O,0OO.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
AUTHORIZED SALE OF STORIES
mareoni Admits Giving Consent for
Operators TO Receive Money for
Description Of Titanic D sacter

Description Of Titanic Disaster
Washington.-Vlrtually the entire
lay was given over on Thursday TO
questioning Gugllelmo Marconi in'
yentor OF the wireless telegraph and
dead Of the company bearing his
name, Both the Titanic and the car
pathia were equipped with the Mar
aonl apparatus. Harold r. Cotlam
the wireless operator on the Carpa
thia, also was Te.examined.
Mr., Marconi told the committee
that he authorized the wireless oper
ators OF the Carpathia and Titanic 10
sell the stories Of the great catas
trophe for publication. lie explained
that in giving consent for the sale be
had not attempted In amy way TO sup
press general information Of tho
wreck
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

Paris,-Largo bodies OF police on
Thursday secured the anarchist refu'
ges near here and arrested five minor
members OF the bandit gang which re.
Gently tcrrorized Paris.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
More Profitable.

Walter-Thnnk you very much, sir.
Old Gont-What the deuce do you
mean? | haven't given you anything
Waiter-No. sir; but | bet No. 10
half crown you wouldn't tip me.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03
Three KILLED by Tornado.

Wichita, Kan, SThree persons are
dead at Ponca City, Okla, as the re.
suit OF one Of four tornadoes near the
Kansas.O Oklahoma line on Thursday.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

Garfield Tea, the incompatible laxative.
Pleasant 10 take, pure, Mid In action and
wonderfully hcalth-glying.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

rb,ue was "a bearing
down pain through
my hips and my head
uchcd us It It would
split / know by the
kidney sccrctious that
my Kidneys were In u
terrible condition but
though I doctorcd I
rLunmmllN rL.M Mur-n-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

until IN critical condition II was then
BEGAN using Do1u's kidney PILLS aud
wis entirely cured. have not had q
sign ol kidney trouble since
when Your ~ock L. Lame. Rcmom.
Der the Name pOANS" 5uc 400 stores
F1gicr.Milhurn Co, Hun1lu. s. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

Mrs. wtnsiow'a Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, aoitcns the gums, reduces inhhmmn'
uon. allayH pain, curca wind cole, 80 bottle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

a girls Kisses are like pickles In a
bottle-.lhe first is hard to get, but
the rest come easy.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

The young man who tells q girl
during leap year that be could listen
To her voice all tine rest ol his days
takes desperate chances.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

Coated tongue. yertlen, constipation arr
all relieved D., Gar'rll Tea.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03


and exhaustion Of nerve force. The Discovery is all
round tonic which the blood and
heart by initiating Natures methods of restoring
red blood
IL suffered from pain under right shoulder blade ALEC very
cough writes Nus w Du, OF Now hrokland g. c. Dr.
H. Pierce Buffalo, NJ X Had four different DOCTOR and dd
good Some SAID had consumption others said would have
70 have an opeaon was bdd.n unable % H Up ior E months
Isrce Golden Medical Discovery and Or Pes Pleasant psnea
cooking and tend tho children took boea all
then in good health. ~ SO. At O. now ~ lolndL
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

Sweetheart are always dear but
wives are far more expensive
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

Do life by neglect mechanism BY allowing
Seal
Boodroo, Mandrake
public Dr. Golden
Medical lie
the blood
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1912-05-03

W n. U. sat &c az. No. 1s-is12.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
1T ALSO SMELLS BAD.

If the city council wishes to cover
itself with glory it might pass an or
dinance forbidding the holding of
public meetings of any sort in the city
han convention room until some sort
of action can be taken looking to
providing that room with reasonable
ventilation. At the present time
there seems to be no fresh air supply
for that august chamber despite the
fact it is part of a very recently con-
structed public edifice. Though
fresh air is extremely cheap and is
recommended as being good for peo-
pie it is mainly noticeable by its alb
sence in the city hall. If lectures
and other public affairs are to be
given in the city's convention cham
ber then steps should be taken to
ventilate the room. At the present
time the air is bad and the room is
not healthful place for people to
assemble.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05

sion Governor West had one particu-
lar reform he desired adopted, the
fixing of flat salary for TIE state
printer. 1t was a most merhorious
measure yet it was driven through on
ly after the governor had resorted to
the severest sort of tactics, feeling no
doubt that the end Justified the means,
which it did.
There are many who find fault with
the initiative and referendum and
want to amend the laws relating 10
direct legislation. They should re-
form the legislature instead. Make
the legislature more perfect and in
proportion as the legislature is i'm
proved so will there be less need of
direct legislation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
LENTEN FARE.

Once upon an evening lonely,
AS l pondered thinking only
OF the Len.en dinners served me.
Served me in the days of yore;
Lenten dinners never varying.
Always eggs and fish galore.
Always simple carbon copies
OF the dinners gone before;
How distinctly I remember
All the juicy roasts and tender
Which we have at other seasons
Missing now five weeks or more.
Roasts now banished from the table
Till on Sunday scarce I'm able
To distinguish an old favorite,
In all this Lenten store.
Though my wife in tones so gentle
Will protest that bean and lentil,
Macaroni and spaghetti,
And a dozen things or more,
Are good things for building muscl
Worth more in the daily tussle,
Still the yearning neer leaves me
For the roasts l do adore.
Marie Rose.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
HIS REAL MOTIVE.

General F. d. Grant, at a Wash
ington's birthday dinner in New York
told a story about a young Boston
Tory.
This Tory" he said, fought during
the Revolution neither on one side nor
on the other. He took pleasure trip
on the continent and he didn't come
back home again until the war was
over
"He was treated very coldly by So
ciety on his return, and this grieved
his good old mother to the heart
THE dear old lady tried to explain
the matter one afternoon to a Bos-
ton belle.
Naturally, as the head of the
family she said, my son could not
take part in the war To him fell
the duty. perhaps the more arduous
duty, of protecting his mother and sis
ters and looking after the interests
of the estate
"'Oh. madame said the belle, with
an icy smile, you need not explain.
l assure you I'd have done exactly as
your son did-I'm such a coward,' -
New York Tribune
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
DEMOCRACY'S CHANCE.

After having been in the east for
some time ]. y. Teal of Portland re-
turns with the following observa-
tions as to the political outlook:
Il have no hesitancy in saying tina;
Woodrow Wilson should be the dem
ocratic candidate, and 1 believe he
will be. 1t is conceded in the east
that unless the democrats make a
fatal blunder, the next president will
be a democrat. l don't believe a re-
dictionary democrat can be elected
for from what one hears the demo-
crats will not support a reactionary
democrat against progressive re-
publican.
IF we are alive to the situation
out here, we should urge Senator
George E. Chamberlain into the race
for the vice. presidency He would
stand an excellent opportunity fol
the honor. No other candidate has
yet been brought into the field, and
as the presidential candidate will b,
from the east, it would only be fail
to have a western man for vice presi
dent. Woodrow Wilson and Georg,
E. Chamberlain would be a yer!
strong ticket"
With that ticket in the field anC
with Taft as the republican nomine,
! Oregon will go democratic this fall
1t will have to do so or confess tina
and Wickersham say it is
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05

after beating around the brambles
for a few minutes, brought forth the
object of his visit.
"Wuzn' you bawn in Kentucky, Mas
Champ?' he inquired, cautiously.
Sure, Uncle Henry"
Use bad spishuns you wuz, sub,
mon once, but the other mawnin'
when you make dat speech again Sam
Collins and say dat whisky wuz de
greatest ebil in de worp I begins to
hab misdoubtments, suh."
Whats where l was born got to do
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
REMODEL THE LEGISLATURE.

What Oregon needs worse than
tinkering with the initiative and ref
erendum is a radical revision of the
legislature. AS it is now constituted
the legislature in Oregon is largely
a farce. It is the chief reason why
the initiative is overused and the ref
erendum invoked too frequently.
These remarks are brought forth
by the difficulties encountered by
parties who would like to see Umatilla
county have a good delegation in the
legislature. 1t is always difficult to
get good men to run for the legisla-
ture from this county and this year
is no exception. Some of those who
are running are very fair men. But
there are better men who refuse to
run. Thus far there Is no candidate
at all in the field for joint representa-
tive from Umatilla and Morrow coun-
ties. Seemingly that position will be
a gift to whoever wants to take it.
The situation is discouraging yet it
cannot truthfully be charged by the
fault of the direct primary. The call
lire of legislators is as good as form
erly and the members are even freer
from political influence than they
formerly were. They are in better po-
sition to render their people good
service than the old time Legislators
were.
In the view of the East Oregoniar
most of the trouble arises from the
fact the legislature is too large and
the members are not given sufficient
pay. 1t would help out to reduce the
numbers of legislators by half, extend
the length of sessions and pay the
members about five times what they
now get. 1t would be worth while
for a man to seek a position in the
legislature and better men could be
secured. At this time an average
man will not run for the legislature
unless his friends first pray with him
for 40 days and nights, then chloro.
form him, tie him hand and foot anC
pitch him into the arena while ht
Is helpless.
In reforming the legislature, how.
ever, there is still another change
that could be made to good advantage
1t is one that is advocated more ol
less by the short ballot forces and
locks to giving the state administra.
tion a voice in the legislature. II
the English parliament the ministry
ig directly represented in the house
Of commons and those men are able
to uphold the government in fl
plans. There are many who think th'
plan in a modified form would worl
well in America.
BY the nature OF things the COVER
nor and other members Of the stat
board know more about the needs o
the state than do anyone else. The,
conduct the state institutions an
know what they should have. The
meet the people all the time and ar
paid to devote their time permanent
TO the states welfare. They knoV
the legislative needs of the state bette
than do the legislators.
Yet under our system the state ad
ministration has no official represen
tative in the legislature. A governo
can make recommendations it is true
But after doing so he generally ha
TO sit by and allow his suggestions {
be massacred by men who know littl
about what they are doing and ofte
don't care. At the last legislative ses
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05

China and Mexico seem much the
same way. They no sooner get rid
of one revolution until another is
hatched.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05

with it, Uncle Henry? It's a fact
isn't it?"
= "I's bawn in Kaintucky myself
said Uncle Henry, with pride, 'an'
hahn givin' off no opinion on dat
subject, but you'd please me clean
down to de groun.' sub, eff you'd tel
me eff de persecutin' attorney has got
to swear in his speech, er is he jiS
talkin' to de jury."-New York Her
aid.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05

1t is because there are blind men,
old men, women and children that
automobiles should move carefully in
the business section.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
WOMhN'S MOST
SUCCESSFUL
MEDICINE
Known All Over The World
known Only For The
Good 1t Has Done.

We know of no other medicine which
has been so successful in relieving the
suffering of women, or received so many
genuine testimonials, as has Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
In nearly every community you will
find women who have been restored to
health by this famous medicine. Almost
every woman you meet knows of the
great good it has been doing among
suffering women for the past 80 years.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, are files containing hundreds of
thousands of letters from women seek
ing health, in which many openly state
over their own signatures that they have
regained their health by taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, {,
many of whom state that it has saved
them from surgical operations.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is made from roots and herbs,
and is perfectly harmless.
The reason why it is so successful is
because it contains ingredients which act
directly upon the female organism, re-
storing it to healthy and normal activity.
Women who are E1>O-0N
suffering from those SNE/S S@SN\NI(p
distressing ills pecu- M ~ eNA\W
liar to their sex ! eS T
should not lose sight W " II
of these facts or = N
Al IL af y \
Lydia E. Pinkham's ASS.S&SSLW
Vegetable Compound (!ESSzDSSIS
torestore theirhealth. lf6iA PIhkHHh
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
HARD To BELIEVE.

When Speaker Champ Clark of Mis-
souri, was prosecuting attorney of Pike
county an old darky came into his
office at Louisiana one morning and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05

For young men Ad Nye and John
Bentley are now well along in years
and can afford to celebrate.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05

The assemblyites have decided not
to put their necks in the moose again.
Nottingham is wiser now.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
|[lIgl5er5qp9|le:9l 9|l:l s.

The highest point of woman's hap
piness is reached only through moth
erhood, In the clasping Of her child
within her arms. Yet the mother-to-
be is often fearful Of natures ordeal
and shrinks from the suffering Incl
dent to its consummation. But for
natures Ills and discomforts nature
provides remedies, and in Mothers
Friend is to be found a medicine Of
great value to every expectant mother.
1t is an emulsion for external
application, composed of Ingredients
which act with beneficial and sooth-
ing effect on those portions Of the
system involved. It Is intended to
prepare the system for the crisis, and
thus relieve. in great part. the suffer
ing through which the mother usually
passes. The regular use Of Mothers
Friend will repay any mother in the
comfort it affords before. and the help
full restoration to health and strength
it brings about after baby comes.
Mothers Friend
;;:: e: +: 6 !: !: s; s: !: !: %
expectant moth
ers which contains much valuable
information, and many suggestions Of
a helpful nature.
J BRADfIElD REGULATOR CO., Ai.s.a, G..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-05
Official City ana Count, Paper.
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. The Power divine that girds .
. with stars the skies, .
. In the wild daisy also latent .
D lies; o
= Turns TO orbed light each pen =
. ant drop Of dew; .
. Its voice is heard in calm or =
. stormy sea, .
. In the lark's song. the murmur .
. of the bee. .
. Even the least leaf that flutters .
D in the air. .
= Will softly whisper, God is =
= everywhere; .
= Earth's crammed with heaven, =
= indeed, and soul and .
. sense, q
= Afire with God. vision His i'm .
manence. q
= Charles W. Hubner. =
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