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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
NICE. BUT NOT IN HIS LINE
Exhibition of "MantIes" Most Pleas
urabIe, Only Young Man Had Other
Business to Attend To.

i've come to see about the nantes,
miss
20, yes. I'm glad you have come SO
soon; will you step into the drawing
room?"
The young man stepped; he was
pleased with his pleasant reception.
After awhile ma came in and said:
How do?" So sorry to trouble him,
but would he mind if they tried the
nantes on? Her daughters was
trife too full, and her own tr1fie
too long, she thought. Perhaps he
would be good enough to see.
The young man said he would be
only too delighted.
The two elegant nantes in the lat
est style which were lying across the
back of the sofa we're then donned.
and the young man said he thought
they looked charming. Yes, perhaps a
little alteration was required, buff
they would excuse him he would be
glad If they would let him get on with
his work and show him the gas-burn-
ers that were requiring fresh nantes.
Why! Wasn't he from Jiggins &
Jigginses?
o, no! He was the young man
that attended to the nantes from the
gas company!-Rehobo Sunday
Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
A WARNING To MANY.
Some Interesting Facts Regarding
Health Statistics.

Few people realize to what extent
their health depends upon the condi.
ton of the kidneys.
The physician in nearly all cases OF
serious illness, makes chemical anal
ysis of the patients urine. He knows
that unless the kidneys are doing
their work properly, the other organs
cannot be brought back to health and
strength.
When the kidneys are neglected or
abused In any way, serious results are
sure to follow. According to health
statistics, Bright's Disease, which Is
really an advanced form of kidney
trouble, caused nearly ten thousand
deaths in 1910, In the state Of New
York alone. Therefore, it behooves us
to pay more attention to the health OF
these most important organs.
An ideal herbal compound that has
had remarkable success as a kidney
remedy is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great Kidney, Liver and Bladder
Remedy.
The mild and healing influence OF
this preparation Is soon realized. 1t
stands the highest for its remarkable
record of cures.
II you feel that your kidneys require
attention, and wish a sample bottle,
write to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
they will gladly forward 1t to you alb.
solutely free, by mall.
Swamp-Root is sold by every drug
gist in bottles of two sizes-50c. and
$1.00.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Modern journalism.

Arthur Brisbane, the editor, praised,
at a dinner in New York, the educa-
tive value Of moving pictures.
But, of course" he said afterwards,
the moving picture will never equal
the newspaper as an educative force
The newspaper not only reports
news-in dull seasons 1t makes news
as well. A famous editor put this
news-making feature very neatly be-
fore cub reporter when he said:
IF dog bites a man 1t isn't news
But, if man bites dog, it is. When
ever you can't find man biting dog.
go and bite one yourself.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
1T IS CRIMINAL TO NEGLECT
THE SKIN AND HAIR

Think Of the suffering entailed by
neglected skin troubles - mental be-
cause of designation, physical be-
cause Of pain. Think Of the pleasure
of clear skin, soft, white hands, and
good hair. These blessings, SO essen
tial to happiness and even success in
life, are often only matter of little
thoughtful care in the selection Of ef-
fective remedial agents. Cuticura
Soap and Ointment do SO much for
poor compilations, red, rough hands.
and dry, thin and falling hair, and cost
SO little, that 1t is almost criminal not
to use them. Although Cuticura Soap
and Ointment are sold everywhere, q
postal to "Cuticura," Dept. L, Bos-
ton, will secure a liberal sample of
each, with 32-page booklet on skin and
scalp treatment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Chilly.

A certain member Of a Boston club
habitually evinces such a frigid de-
meanor that many of his acquaint-
ances have facetiously averred that
cit gives one cold to shake hands
with him."
One evening a group at the club
were discussing the disposition Of the
said member, when a newcomer ven
tured this:
why, gentlemen, I understand that
it is the custom in this club when that
chap attends a dinner here to ice the
claret in order that it may be at the
same temperature as the dining
room. "-Harper's Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Financial Cripples.

They were taking the visitor from
upstate around Manhattan. showing
him the sights. The big automobile
rolled past many wonderful buildings,
all Of which the host pointed out with
some feelings of civic pride At last
they CHANGED to pass by the Municipal
Lodging house.
What that placer" asked the rural
visitor.
ooh, that's one of New York's home
for cripples," was the reply.
What kind Of cripples," was asked
Financial" was the reply, as the
car sped on.-New York Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Possibly Willing to Assist at It.

Possibly Willing to Assist at It.
At little party John T. McCutch-
con consented to do little impromp-
tn chalk talking, with the presiden-
tial possibilities for his subject. Nc
Cutcheon had made several hits. One
of the party, chuckling, leaned over
to another, Democrat. Pretty
good, isn't it?" he asked. What do
you think of his execution"
Il think 1t would be a darned good
thing" replied the Democrat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Severely Witty.

Henry" remarked Mrs. Henry Peck,
I'VE are going to have some company
this evening, and do wish you would
brighten up and look less like an hon
morous."
The company came, and with few
preliminary coughs and winks, which
were intended to announce to his wife
that the witticism was about to be per-
petrated, Henry said timidly:
Mary"
Yes, dear, what Is it," asked Mrs.
Peck expectantly.
Have you got all of your hair on
this evening ?"-Boston Globe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Bow Had Noticed Thinos,

The dear little off1ce-boy had been
detected in lie. 1t was not one Of
the ordinary prevarications OF the
everyday world, and, moreover, to
make the crime more grievous. he had
persisted in adhering to his original
mendacious statement.
do you know, my lad" asked q
grizzled clerk, in kindly fashion
what becomes of young lads who
trine with the TRUTH"
Aye" was the assured reply; the
boss often sends them out as travel
ers when they grow up"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

One day Freddie and his sister
sneaked surreptitiously into the PAN
try on a foraging expedition. The
only good things to eat they could
find were some cookies and bowl OF
whipped cream.
Lets take the cookies said his
sister.
I'D rather have the cookies my
SELL" replied Freddie, but If we took
them we'd be sure to get caught. The
only safe thing to do is to take the
cream and then shut the cat up in the
pantry"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

rhages which would last for weeks and I
was not able to sit up in bed. / suffered
great deal with my back and was so
nervous I could scarcely sleep at night,
and did not do any homework for three
years.
CHOW I can do as much work az
any woman of my age in the county,
thanks to the benefit / have received
from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. recommend your remedies
to all suffering women. Mrs. MARTHA
L. HOLLOWAY, Odd, Va.
No other medicine for woman's ills has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. We know of no other
medicine which has such q record of
success as has Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. For more than 30
years it has been the standard remedy
for woman's ills.
IF you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
to Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Relieves and Rests TeethIng Babies.
Mrs. Burton Gary, Toledo, Ohio,
writes that she has given Kopp's
Baby's Friend to her babies when
teething; finds it gives them rest with
out making them sleep. Invaluable to
mothers Three sizes, 10c., Csc and
&c., at druggists or sent direct by
Kopp's Baby's Friend Co., York, Pa.
Sample by mail on request.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
His COMING Out,

A fond Chicago mother is to give a
comingout party for her son. OF
course, We have no means of know
ing the youth, but we fancy he must
be exactly that kind Of son-and we
await with bated anxiety full de-
scription of his contingent costume
What will be done with the gentle
youth after this severe social ordeal
isn't stated, but it can be believed
that he is to be rushed around to all
sorts of society functions-and, Of
course. carefully guarded against the
matrimonial designs of fortune-hunt-
ing females.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Spendthrift.

Uncle Ezra-Do you think the
money young Eph Hoskins made
down in New York will last him long :?
Uncle Eben-You bet it won't! He's
going at an awful pace. l was down
In the general store last night, and
young Eph was writing 500 checks
and lighting his cigars with them
Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

This statement
occurs in the
midst Of a dra-
matte incident in
the history of the
Children of Israel
Chapter % tells
of Ahaz, the
wicked king who
who caused the
worship of Je-
hovah to cease In
the temple In Je-
r u 8 a | g m, who
closed the doors
Of the temple,
and who gave the
.rolH III
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
The Mother-Little Johnny fei
No End to His Bad Luck.

John D. Shoop, at an Anti-Cigarette
league banquet, explained his feelings
In the story OF the colored man.
How are you getting along. Lag
arus?" asked his master. interestedly.
II gets along poorly" replied Lag
arus. who complained OF his misfor-
tune at length. Master John, l has
such bad luck" says he, that when
dies and is laid away in the tomb and
the good Lord says to me, Lazarus.
come FORTH know 1 Is sho' to come
fifth"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Instead Of liquid antiseptics, tablets
and peroxide, for toilet and medicinal
uses, many people prefer Paxtine,
which is cheaper and better. At drug
gists, 25c box or sent postpaid on re-
ceipt Of price by The Paxton Toilet
Co.. Boston. Mass
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Same Old Story.

She-How did they ever come to
marry?
He-Oh, it's the same old story.
Started out to be good friends, you
know. and later on changed their
minds.-Puck
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Mrs. Howard-Did you give Johnny
an unbreakable toy?
Mrs. Barker-Yes, but the trouble
is that he has broken everything else
with it.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Qunht to Be All Rio

ought 10 Be MI hIUht. =
Mr.. Notwithstanding wrong with
this hash this morning, dear.
Mrs. Bacon-Why?
81 don't know. 1t needs something"
81 can't think what it can be. l put
In everything / could find"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
GossIp.

Polly-Miss Yellowleaf says she al
ways tries to get her beauty sleep.
Dolly-Well. all l can say is she
must suffer frightfully from insomnia
-Woman's Home Companion
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

A man is apt to get so ratified when
o leap year girl proposes to him that
she can make him believe he did 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Yesterday we cheerfully Clipped in
two metallic men to help inter friend
of ours who could take a drink or let
1t alone,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Use Aliens Foot.Ease

The antiseptic powder to be shaken into
the shoes for tired, tender, smarting, ach.
ing, swollen feet. It makes your feet fee!
easy and makes walking Delight. Sold
everywhere, 25c. For free trial package,
address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Political economy may be all right,
but political liberality counts for more
about election time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

W. & H. WALKER. PITTSBURGH.
Pa. are issuing a fine 224-page Book No.
ia showing how million families are
getting $500 worth of foods. soaps. cloth
ing furniture, ETC., for s1.00 Over thirty
five hundred articles. Write for free copy
today.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
2OPretty
Rooms
in this
FREE
BOOK

don't you want to see theml
Peep into other peoples new homes and get
the latest ideas for your oqvn decorating. Our
book tells about the FREE Color Plans our
expert designers will send you for any rooms
YOU wish to decorate. You will be glad to
lroxr more about
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

PILES CURED IN TO Ia DAYS
Yor- druggist viii refund money II PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure any case OF Itching. Blind.
Bleed ing or Protruding Piles in 6 TO Ia days. 50c
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Tho Way to Win,

Bronson-What's the best way to
make love to a girl?
Dawson-The worst way possible
: Then she'll thini, you mean it.-Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
All Of That.

MPAGE MERCHANDISE BOOK NO.
ia free showing over three thousand ar
ticles of clothing, furniture, etc. given
free with orders for choice of over five
hundred daily household necessities. w.
& II. Walker, Pittsburg, Pa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Many a man with one foot in the
grave does enough kicking with the
other to make up for 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Backing Up.

The rain was coming down in
sheets"
81 noticed 1t was in the bed of the
streets
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

DR.. Pierces Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

For constipation use a natural remedy
Garfield Tea is composed Of carefully select
ed herbs only. At all drugstores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
All freSco.

why does that old maid use Sc
much paint on her face?"
She's making up for lost time"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Mrs. wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma'
ton, allays pain. curss wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Memories.

MY lad, l was a newsboy once"
Jaw, what cha tryin' to do-git me
downhearted?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

The man who does his work in the
best possible way walks with God In
the doing of 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
CRITICAL Time
| OF WOMAN LIFE
From 40 to so Years Of Age.
How 1t May Be Passed
in Safety.
Odd, Vail am enjoying better
health than I have for 20 years, and I

believe / can safely
say now that I am a
well woman. I was
reared on a farm and
had all kindsof heavy
work to do which
caused the troubles
that came on me la
ter. For five years
during the Change of
Life | was not able
to lift a pail of wa
ter. I had hemor-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Keep your troubles to yourself and
they will not expand.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Also With Gloves,

Assistant Editor-Here's a farmer
writes to us asking how to treat sick
bees.
Editor-Tell him he'd better treat
them with respect.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Appeal.
SfaIla-What ia the m

Stella-What Is the matter?
Cholly-I wish you'd tellyour faith
er he's gotta quit kickin' me aroun'.-
New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

If some men we're as much in earn
est as a bantam rooster they could
move the world.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

II doesn't require much inventive
genius for a man to make fool O.
himself
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
por coins and GRIP

Hicks CAPUDINE is the best remedy-re-
Heves the aching and feverishness-cures the
Gold and restores normal conditions. It's
liqud-effects Immediately. l0c., Csc, and SOC,
At drug stores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Nothing disappoints some women
more than to not be disappointed in q
new neighbor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Regrets for the mistakes of our youth
doesn't always prevent US from max.
ing them in our old age.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

There is no excuse for the dyspeptic, with
Garfield Tea accessible at every drugstore.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

A remedy that has stood the test Of time
Il worth trying. Garfield Tea relieves liver,
kidney and stomach troubles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

It's difficult to discourage girl who
can't sing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Constipation can be cured without drugs
Natures own remedy is Garfield Tea.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Friendship and confidence are plants
of slow growth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

A man Is known by the company he
keeps, and by the conversation he
hands out
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

The man who can trust God for the
next step will not find It hard to trust
him for the next mile.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

"Pink Eye" ID Epidemic In tho Spring.
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Reliable Relief
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA

Take the Old Standard GROVES TAsTEL Ess
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle
showing IT is simply Quinine and Iron in tasteless
form, and the most enectual form. For grown
people and children. 80 cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Pleasing IrreguIaritie'

There are wild Irregularities that
are pleasing. In the north station a
boy tripped while running toward his
father and mother who were on the
back platform of the car just start
ing
The Mother-Little Johnny fell
down.
The Father-Leave him lay.
This was wholly admirable.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Pain and pleasure follow wrong and
right, as light and darkness follow
day and night.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Measure the depth of the water be-
fore making your dive.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Most Of EN- Do,

You certainly started out with fine
prospects. Your credit was good ev-
erywhere in town"
That's why l failed"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

There's room at the top because
somebody is always coming down.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
Hjs Buainesa

HIS BU8Ihe68,
'1That man INDUCES in shocking
language"
Influence of his trade. He's tele-
graph ineman."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
THE SONG
RENEWED
By Rev. Farley E. hartmann.
D. D., Secretary Of Extension
Department, Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago

TEXT-And when the burnt offering
began the song of the Lord began also
II Chron. 1927.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Diligence crowns the actor. ana
thoughtfulness Is reckoned always as
fortunate.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
CostIv Necessities.

TNcVSo8TCfCe
A woman who wants alimony says
her face powder costs her $500 year.
We shudder to think what she must
spend for tooth paste.
Or hairpins.
Or shoestrings.
There is one thing certain. The
husband with a wife like that should
deal directly with the factories and
cut out the middleman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets
Drugg SITS refund money If 1t fails to cure. Il. W
GROVES signature Is on each box. 25c
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

Most farmers have learned before
this that it is expensive to haul green
corn fodder
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-04-05

strongly and furnishes plenty of pala-
table forage.