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The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28
Only One Fault 70 Find.

Lambert Kaspers, Chicago attorney,
told the following story, at a recent
Y. NJ. G. A. banquet:
A Kansas farmer, a Dane, applied
for naturalization papers. The Judge
asked him: "Are you satisfied with
the general conditions Of the coun-
try?"
"Yas," drawled the Dane.
Does the government suit your"
queried the Judge.
"Yas, vas, only 1 would like to see
more rain" replied the farmer.
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"Yas." drawled the Dane.
Entirely Practical.

"Son, I hope you are engaged to a
practical girl"
ooh, she's very practical, dad. She
drives her own car, and she can take a
motor apart as well as any expert in
the business"
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The Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston,
Mass, will send a large trial box of
Paxtine Antiseptic, a delightful cleans
ing and germicidal toilet preparation,
to any woman. free, upon request
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

Gertie-Angry with him? Why, he
wrote a lovely poem to her.
Rose-Yes, but she never read It.
She tore the whole thing up In a fit Of
anger. He called it Lines on Mabel's
Face"
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trouble in all its
dreadful forms;
shooting pains all
over my body, sick
h eadache, spinal
weakness, dizziness,
depression, and
everything that was
horrid. tried many
doctors in different
parts of the United
States, but Lydia E.
Veuofa-
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Willing to Dye.

ElIa-Are you afraid to die?
Stella-Not if 1 feel that the color
is becoming to me.
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ALFRED L. sELlGMAN KILLED.
Brother of Banker Thrown From Auto
In Collision, Picked Up Dead.

New York.-Alfred L. Seligman,
brother of Isaac N. Seligman, head of
the banking firm of j. & w. Seligman,
was instantly killed when his high
power touring car in which he vas
riding with Morris Ranger, his nep-
hew and secretary, collided with a
car owned by Russell w. Stuart, who
is in the automobile business at No.
246 West 59th street.
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A girl may laugh at love, but later
she may realize that there is nothing
better to cry on than a mans Shout
der.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

Years ago Garfield Tea was introduced
and since its appearance has won hearty ap-
proval because it does what is claimed for it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

Nothing succeeds like the efforts of
some people to be disagreeable.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
t~eething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c a bottle.
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Order Before Business.

In a certain Jersey village the ex-
press office is located in the general
store, which is run by Miss Morris, a
maiden lady of most s~crupulously neat
habits. Recently a young florist moved
into the neighborhood and went to the
express agent to arrange for shipping
large quantities of cut flowers to the
city daily, but she shook her head.
IF you think I'm one of the kind to
have great stacks of baskets mussing
up my Office" she informed the would.
Ne shipper. you don't know me right
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There are times when Cupid Is SO
busy that he has to palm off ONE cold
storage love on his customers.
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Talk Is so cheap that BARRIERS are
now giving It free with each shave.
Cutters,

A postal card to Garfield Tea Co., Brook
Ign, N. Y, asking for sample will repay you.
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Try Commission Plan.
Two hundred cities in thirty-four
states are reported to have adopted
the commission form Of government
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28
Eve salve in Aseptic Tubes

Prevents Observation-Disclosures Eye Salve
In Tubes for all Eye Ills. No Morphine
Ask Druggists for New Size 25c. Val
liable Eye Book in Each Package.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

Just one cup of Garfield Tea taken before
retiring will next day relieve your system
gently and thoroughly of all impurities.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

It's difficult for the average man to
understand why some women are jeal.
GUS of their husbands.
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ENeLAND's SURPLUS $s2,5oo,ooo
Navy Gets 100000 to Meet German

Navy Gets 100000 to Meet German
Programmes ,ooo, 900 for Public Debt.
London.-In the House of Com
mons Lloyd-George, the chancellor of
the exchequer, announced that he had
at his disposal $500, 900 of a surplus.
He proposed to deovte 5000, 900 of
this to the navy, $780, 900 to the de-
yelopment and extension of the re-
sources of East Africa and Uganda,
and $25, 0O0,0 900 to- the reduction of the
public debt.
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If there was a tax on stupidity the
wise guys would all be tax dodgers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

Mr.. spat-Now, II you'll Just listen
to me-
Mrs. spat-oh. you can't convince
me.
Mr.. Spat-Probably not, but If we're
going to spend the rest of the
night in argument I want my share OF
the time.
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IOWA WOMAN
WELL AGAIN
Freed From Shooting Pains,
Spinal Weakness, Dizziness,
by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Ottumwa, Iowa.-"For years I was
almost a constant sufferer from female
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

Getting things without paying for
them is some mems idea of economy.
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His Mistake.

Garfield Tea, the Natural Laxative Is made
entirely of carefully selected pure herbs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1912-06-28

One way to avoid spending money
foolishly is to not have any.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
MIDLAND TRAIL IS
To Be DISCUSSED
Big Attendance Expected at
Commercial Club Meet
ing This Evening.

From all Indications the public mass
meeting to be held IN the main loungins
room of the Commercial club tonight for
the purpose OF organizing Self Lake
branch Of the Midland Trail association
will be largely attended Every good
roads OF automobile enthusiast OF the
city is invited, as well as all who arc in
any way interested in the transcontinen-
tai highway question. Tho meeting Will
be opened promptly at s o'clock.
Numerous inquiries regarding the meet
ins and its purpose have been received at
the club and referred to the special COM
mtttee which has in nand tho drafting
Of an outline Of organization, The meet
ing was To have been held last night
but was postponed until tonight on ac-
count or the benefit at the. tabernacle for
the relief OF the Balkan war sufferers.
The Midland Trail association was re-
Gently formed at a mectlue OF Utah and
Colorado enthusiasts ot Grand Junction,
for the purpose OF supporting the estab-
lshment OF what is known as the Mid
land Trail" as the first official trans
continental automobile highway from
coast 10 coast
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
IMPROVED MARKETS
FRU|TCROWERS' AIM
Executive Committee of Hor-
ticultural Society VIII Dis
cuss Matter Friday.

The executive committee OF tho State
horticultural society will probably dis
cuss the movement for improving the
intermountain and tho whole western
iruit market when II meets at the office
OF j. Edward Taylor. secretary, In the
Vermont building. Friday afternoon. The
committee VIII also make arrangements
for the annual convention of the society
which VIII be held next month In Ogden
The proposal 10 strengthen the orcanlza-
ton aud widen It's scope for the improve
ment OF the market will form tho prin.
cipsl topic at the convention.
Several fruItgrowers visited Mr.. Tavlor
who is horticultural inspector as wci as
secretary Of the society and OF the hortI
cultural commission. when he returned
from Logan yesterday. That there was
need Of conccntrs ted effort for cnlarclnc
the western market was their opinion.
The idea, they said. had spread among
the growers OF this and other western
states
For Utah It Is intended TO establish
headquarters In salt Lake Expert sell
crs and publicity Inen VIII be engaged.
The middle man. according 10 the nlan
OF some IS 10 be eliminated as much as
possible. Growers feel that with some
such system they can dispose of their
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
Household Economy
How 10 Have the Best Cough
syrup and Save e., By
Making IL at Home.

Cough medicines, as a. rule contain 2
largo quantity OF plain syrup. IL you
take one pint OF granulatcd sugar. add
y pint OF warm water and STIR about
. minutes, you have as good syrup as
money could buy.
If you will then put 2h ounces of
Finey fb0 cents WORTH in n pint bottle
and Gil 1t Up with the Sugar Syrup, you
Will have as much cough syrup as you
could buy, ready made for $3.50. It
keeps perfectly.
And you will find it the best cough
syrup you ever uscd-oven In whooplpS
cough. You can feel II take hold-usu.
ally stops the most severe cough in "a
hours. 1t Is Just laxative enough, has a
good tonic effect and taste is pleasant
Take a teaspoonful every one, two or
three hours.
1t is a splendid remedy. too. for
hoarseness, asthma. chest pains, etc
PineL Is the most valuable concen-
trated compound OF Norway white nine
extract. rich in guiGicol and an the
healing pine elements. No other prepa- :
ration VIII work in this formula,
This recipe for making cough remed,,
with Pinex and Sugar Syrup is now
used and priced In thousands OF homes
In the United States and Canada. The
plan has often been initiated but never
succe ssfully.
a guarantee OF absolute satisfaction
OF money promptly refunded goes wfth
this recipe Your druggist has PIneI
or will get II for you If not, send Ia
iho Plne1 Co, Ft. Wayne. Ind.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
No Distinct Stand Taken.

The Commercial club itself has not
taken distinct stand in the question,
and the local organization or that already
formed is not TO be considered O. part OF
tno c!uo or AFFILIATED with Il at present
IN any way whatsoever. The selection of
utah's routes, in and out of Salt Lake,
has not run smoothly. nor has Il been
definitely decided yet
Inc objects and plans Of the rropos ed
mass meeting by the special comrnittee In
chalSe. consisting OF Or. Frederick; Stauf.
fer. JOB P. Lyon, Robert SHELTON and W.
-; Rlshel. Everyone Is invited. w. s,
Olsen, OF the Price Midland Trail seso-
citation, 1t is nderstood. Will DC present.
and Colorado representa- tives Of the move
nave also been extended an Invitation,
Every indication points TO n large meet
ing of good roads men, and n ig a.
clarcd the action Of the meeting will be
OF vital Importance TO tue community in
general. '' 80
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Traversed by Westgard.

The projected route is that which has
finder for the American Automobile as
Soclation, who WAS recently In this city,
and who kind!ed Utah supporters into ac-
tion.
Mr.. Westsard laid out a route from
Grand Junction TO Salt Lake by way OF
Price and Provo. and this route was en-
dorsed at public mass meeting here
The pathfinder then, OF his own volition
New, by way OF Wcndover. along the
southern shores Of Great Salt Lake and
ecross the great salt bed. directly west
OF here later wiring his personal en-
dorsement OF the route as the western
Utah link of the proposed Midland
Trail, the route from Grand Junction 10
salt Lake being endorsed s the eastern
Utah link "
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11

disc Tor thc. angler. VINO enjoys the sport
oi bass fishing. 70
In all about seven million eggs hay.
been produced IN the state fish hatcheries
during tho rast year according; To- Mr.,
chambers, The capacity OF tho hatch
eties Is only five millions. but by shin
ping out the eggs as rapidly as produced
IT mas been possible TO produce the enor
nous quantity Of cgSs Commissioners
= G,ualnnelS ~ enthusiastic In building up
the sport OF fishing throughout i-tah ,n1,
Is AMBITIOUS TO make II uncqualed anv-
where. Much favorable comment is
ue&fu IN all parts of the state on tho
sNcelient work he has done In stocking
the streams and lakes. Six hundred tbouee
sahd trout eggs We're transferred yes
terd1y from the Murray hatchery 10 tbc
Mt the Murray plant. ''o''i
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
ORDER EASTERN STAR
ELECTS NEW OFFICERS

Monday night the following officers
we installed by Mizpah chapter No ..
O. L. s.: Minnie NJ. Cane worthy ma
tron; Leroy a McGee. worthy patron.
Elizabeth W, Snyder. associate matron;
Louisa Stewart. secretary; {. Harriet
Harlan, treasurer: Matte r. Prosser
conductress, Estcle V. Collier associate
conductress; Hanna Z. Fleige. chaplain
Rowcna korns. organist; Adah. Corlnne
Z. Young; Ruth, Edna Wilkerson Esther.
Laura \. McGeej Martina, Elva W. Bong:
Electa, Helen G. Singleton: May Phelps
marshal; Anna \. Lawrence. warden; L.
]. Frodericksen. sentinel.
Eunice 6 Gordon OF Ogden. grand ma
tron OF the state Of Utah was the in
s,sllips officer. and Rhoda A. Conely
WAS the grand marshal.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
CHINATOWN FREE
FROM GAMBLING
Temples Of Chance Are No
Longer Tlourisling, Says
Chief of Police.
WRITES TO THE MAYOR
Adds That Selling Of Opium
Is Largely Thing of
Past.
WRITES TO THE MAYOR

Gambling and smoking of oplum are
practices OF tho past in Salt Lakes
Chinatown, according 10 r letter received
by Mayor Park from Chief OF Police r.
+. Grant yesterday.
Recently D delegation OF prominent
Celestial residents OF Plum alley waited
upon Tho city commission with petition
that gambling and opium smoking be
stopped In Salt Lake. The delegation
furnished the commission information as
TO where the unlawful practices were be-
ing fostered.
MAY or Park turned Jhe letter over TO
the police chief. with instruction TO In
Nest!gate. In replying. the chief declares
that naught but dust and ruin marks tho
former temples OF chance and the shrine
of the poppy drug has vanished.
The letter Of Chief Grant follows:
have the honor TO report IN con-
nection With your communication OF
December ?, relative TO the sale Of
opium and OF gambling among the
Chinese and japanese OF this city as
follows:
In the month of January, 1912. !
had notice served upon all the Chi,
uese and japanese gambling and
opium dens that they must close by
the lst OF February or we would pro-
coed 20 close them by law.
on, Saturday. February ,. 1912. ]
detailed officers to. see whether or
not the order was being complied
with and found gambling going on
in Plum alley. and the. ilrst arrest
was then made. We followed this
matter UP continuously, making ar
rests for gambling and selling
opium and, as you will re-
m fc
pealed 10 leading attorneys to rep
resent them, claiming they were be-
lrS prosecuted, not prosecuted. Sew
eral OF these attorneys wrote let
lers TO your honor complaining about
our disturbing these people but we
continued TO arrest violators of the
There has been paid in fines and
iorieitures between $1,000 and $4,000
by these people since the FIRST Of the
year. i believe that 7 can positively
state that practically all of these
houses have discontinued gambling
or handling opium. There are some
games which arc PLAYED with domi-
noes. which | understand are gamb-.
unable TO secure the necessary evil
dence TO obtain a conviction In
these cases. but will endeavor TO do
so at an early a date as possible
Anyone Wishing to examine these
houses In Plum alley. formerly used
FOR gambling. win now find dust and
olFt all over the tables and gambling
equipment II is also worthy of noie
that most o. the Chinese petitiouing
10 have this practice discontinued
have been arrested along with the
rest from time 10 time for viols tlon
Of the law. Your obedient servant,
b. r. GRANT.
Chief Of Police
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
Hear Machinery Companies Agents.

The state land board met Informally
Yesterday 10 consider the application OF
the Green River irrigation project TO in
company's canal Since the board holds
$50. 900 worth of the company's bonds. all
machinery and equipment purchss ssed by
The company first must be approved by
the board. Half a dozen representatives
OF biz. machinery concerns appeared be-
fore The board TO urge the selection OF
their devices. NO action was taken
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11

fruit at greater proGt and get II TO the
consumers at less cost all around. This
they think. Will also obviatc the danger
Of waste when there Is what commission
men look upon as an ovcrprcduction. The
t-eatinS habit is 70 be encoura gcd
among local people. II IL argued that this
can DC done II fruit IS cheaper
The state horticultural commission will
meet tomorrow afternoon TO discuss It's
biennial report 10 the Governor. in order
that the Legislature might he informed as
10 the work OF the department.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
SPOKANE WILL HAVE
SCHOOLBOY POLICE

9;PokANE. Wash. Dec. i0.-scboolboy
poicemen, wearing stars 10 show tbe(i.
~, @u thority' soon viii be realities in tbis
oi police and the board of edIicafinn
SEe,ty three eighth grade pupils viii he
55,,Itms 55,nfm ,%eekly Instruction as to police
expected to patrol children's pIavcro,,p[iS
aHn n make reports To the authorities b,It
MEsI nave no power OF making arrcstt
l,-, nc 10 lIe2 rs TO develop among schoolbofs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
Suit on Option.

suit 10 recover $4,000. said 20 he due
on the sale Of the Ne Plus Ultra mining
in the district court Yesterday bv VII
lam G. Rose against ErncSt Bambefgcr
Rose AYERS that E5mbcTger took an op-
lion on the Claims In 1906 and uIat under
the terms of the option the claims we're
transferred. but that the sale price
agreed upon has never been paid
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11

itching, bleeding. protrudlug or hlind
plies yield To UUan's Ointment Chronic
CAGES soon relieved, finally cured. Drug
gsts all sell H..
Doans Rcguiets cure constipation with
out GriplnS. nausea. nor any weakening
enegi. Ask vUur druggist FOR them. -
cents per OU%. (AdVcriiSc.Bcnt)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
Clarke Gnea to Ogden

L. II. Clarke. supervisor Of the Wa
xatch national forest. left yesterday for
month in Ogden In the Offices OF the
district forester. II is customary in the
service TO detail the supervisors to work
In the district Office for time each year
in order that thev may be familiar wifi,
the work there and exchange ideas Will
other officials under the district jurisdic-
tIon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
CHAMBERS PROMISES
GOOD BASS FISHING

Fishermen are promised the best bass
fishing that has ever heen known In the
state for next summer By State Fish
and Game Commissioner Fred w Cham
bers. MIR. Chambers estimates that four
and one-quarter millions Of bass FRY
We're hatched ia Utah lake during the
past season. He says that about half of
this number viii probably mature. This
will make the Utah county resort a para
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
lJISISSsIEIE as
sS5&aEE EE
STRAND OF HAlR ~
BODIES FAST lo|

HUDSON, Wis, Dec. W,
OF a. l.. Tilseth and his ""S
here late Sunday night ''i m
at Lakeland and were TO toe ~ ~
Crolx river on skates, wore nd
last night by searchefs; W." IN e,
the river for many MUS, he a..
stream. They were IN 's ID
the river. and The %ou.u ms.
clnSped In her hushana .ycn 10
Of the wonan'S hair iioo'~,,inc n
kept the hctlies from oeVo"'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
THE STYLES

Here we lind ourselves at loss We can give no adequate
loea OF the beauty of the styles in prn-you must come
appreciate them All the effects in velvet satin and
plush acngs collars and cuffs scarf styles close fitting
collars round and square cut bottoms many Norfolk and
simulated beled styles full and semsatin lined with very
best quality satin; some with convertible collars and
So en- But comewth your favorite style in mind You'll
find it in this wonderful 200 assortment f@
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
THE SHADES

Here again we offer the
cream of the seasons prod
ucts. All the popular two
tone stripes in golden brown
and black, blue and gray,
plain blues and browns in
various shades, tans, blacks,
etc, etc. Your taste will be
quickly satisfied in this
splendid selection.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11

special purchase of 200 alert
New York buyer low and Words
Here would have
TO the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-12-11
THE MATERIALS

f1E NlA EFTlALS
In this great selection you choose from the season most
popular and desirable fabrics There zybenes serges
plaid back blanket cloths, black broadcoths, dagonals
wotone boucles wide diagonal stripe boucles check back
chinchlla, plain chnchilas, etc. etc Practically every
that proper this in womens high class
coats is well represented in this magnificent 200
men And the fabrics of the very best selected quail
ties
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-10-13
BY 0rantland Rice.

Boston, Oct 12.-John ]. McGraw
tonight can well curse the bitter fates
the smashing hand of destiny. II the
coast of San Salvador had only been
shrouded 420 years ago today in the
same gray. yellow fog. which swung in
from the purling Atlantic over Fenway
park this afternoon, old Doc. Columbus
never would have discovered this we'll
known country and the Giants would
not be back on the rim Of their second
worlds series diaster in two successive
years.
But it was evidently beautiful day
off the coast of San Salvador and by
this tough break in fortune four CEN
turtles ago. said Giants are now up
against a large. pear-shaped time Of It.
Evidently this date-October 12-is
a tip-top day for launching discoveries.
For. in addition to Mr.. Columbus we'll
known act more or less responsible for
my writing and your reading these
deathless lines. Jake Stahl suddenly
discovered he had a pitcher named
Hugh Bedient, and 10 minutes later
Mr. Bedient was out there upsetting
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1912-10-13
LAST WORD IN BASEBALL IS
SPOKEN IN GREAT GAME
Young Bedient Conquers the Veteran Mathew
son in Wonderful Duel Of Pitchers

the renowned Mathewson and tearing
the hide Off the Giants in the best
pitched game of the series--bar none.
Mathewson. the old master, spun out n
brilliant game-one of his greatest
but the flashy Bedient broke through
the Giant attack like cannon ball
through the cuticle of a custard pie.
Curling back each Manhattan rush
with storming speed and a curve that
streaked and cracked. the Red Sox
youngster choked the Giants to four
hits, and beat their big gun, 2 to l, in
a battle which crowds New York up
against forlorn hope-a handicap
that only one Of the miracles of the
game can turn.
Last Word In Pitching.
Bedient. overlooked in the pitching
shuttle. was only inserted at the last
minute, but once In charge of the Job,
he proved to be the last word in pitch
ing through the five games played. He
had the speed, the curves, the control
and the heart. and by this combination
placed the Red Sox out In front with
three games to one, and but one more
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