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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
SOCIETY NOTES FROM
PANHANDLE TOWNS

l.. 4. Knight. c. c. Keck Mrs. r. A..
McWhorter. r. J. Woodbridge F..
Dcwden. Misses Kettle knight Annie
Maud Davidson. zoe Ketk
Junior u. Y. \. L. Enlertains.
In a recent coptest between the
Violets and Roses OF the Junior B.
Y. p. L. belonging to tho Calvary
Baptist Church. the Roses won, and,
according TO agreement. We're enter
tanned by the Violets
The happy event took place last
Saturday afternoon at the home Of
Mr. and Mrs c. A. Bivens. on West
moreland Street As the little guests
arrived they were presented with
roses and yiolets, and We're then ush-
cred into the rooms thrown open for
their entertainment. which were prot
tilv decorated with red and blue.
Various games were enioyed dur
ing the afternoon. but most inter-
estng of all was the Jack iorncr
pie" filled with candy and other
sweets. which 10 the children was rs
enjoyable as the famous pie Of old.
into which little Jack llornor stuck
in his thumb and pulled uUt o rluW,
saving what q cool hoy am L.
Chocolate, whipped cream and cake
We're served to the forly-two guests,
most of them being children. AmoU-
the erOwn-nps was Mr. Fairfield who
has recently accepted the pastorate Of
the Calvary church
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
WEATHER SUMMARY .
FOR PAST MONTH

T. ]. ConSidine. in charge OF the
local weather bureau, has just issued
his meteorological summary for the
month of January The report is one
of the most complete yet issued and
contains many items of great interest
TO people OF this city and section.
Among the more important facts
shown in the report is the following
Atmospheric pressure Mean 3o.!l,
highest. 3O.6S. Esszrrary IL lowest,
29o4. January a...'.
Temperature highest. -. lanu.
airy 20. lowest, -. January s, great
est range, 80. January : least daily
range l6. January 3; normal ior the
month, "a. absolute maximum for
twenty-one years. So; absolute mini
mum for twenty one years, u.
Precipitation for the month
trace; snowfall. trace; greatest pre-
cipitation in twenty -four hours trace
dates. January ;. r, s, II and Il;
normal for this month, 80. accumu-
lated deficiency. so.
Prevailing direction north;
total movement. s.s34 miles, aver
age hourly velocity III miles, max
imum velocity (for five minutes 80
miles per hour from the north. jan
uary s.
Weather Number Of DAYS clear
is: partly cloudy. II.
These are but a few of the many
items mentioned IN the report. which
as n whole is reflective of credit upou
Mr. Considine's ability.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
Five Hundred Party.

MIR. and Mrs, II ". Harrel en-
tertained "Wednesday evening, with
five tables of Five Hundred 4 two
course hot supper was served at
1890.
The invited guests included Messrs.
and MeSdames K. +, Burch, r. W.
otto, l.. T. Mayhugh, l.. A. Knight,
J. O. Wyckoff, :. c. Kcck, George
Bethel, Mesdames Carl Donohoo, x.
A. McWhorter. L. J. Woodbridge, L,
Dowden. ] Buchheimer and Miss Mil
drcd BrChheimer.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
CLARENDON.
Mrs. RamseN Entcrtams.

Wednesday afternoon at 2 O'Clock
the Ladies' Aid Society OF the Baptist
church met at the home OF Mrs. Ram
sey and enjoyed an informal recep-
ton connected with the business
meeting of the society. Most all the
ladies Of the church were present.
also some visitors from the other
churches and friends of the hostess.
The ladies' were received by Misses
Pearl Brumlcy and Lola Lacy. Mes
danes Strickland and Simpson and %
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
PL.tINVIEW.
Mr.. Rob,. Myers Entcrtains.

Al her home. zoo White Street,
wednesday afternoon from TO .,
Mrs. Robert Myers entertained with
four tables of Five Hundred. com
plimentary to her sister, Miss Elean-
or Lille. of Colorado Springs, Col,
who is spending the winter in Plain
view.
Though small. the affair was one
OF the prettiest and most pleasant or
the seasons functions, the motif OF
pink and white being carried out IN
luncheon and score cards. the latter
Harrison Fisher girls. tied with silk
IN cords Of pink
Mrs. Myers met her guests In a
white lingerie gown. while Miss LII
lie was presented in pink brocaded
satin. embroidered In gold.
The guests were met at the door
Ivy Mrs c. c. Gidney. In the receiy-
ing line were the hostess, Miss Lille,
Mrs. John W. Willis and Miss Rosa
Fowl,. In the dining room. the ar
irving guests were served with nectar
by Miss Joe keck.
At the close OF the game dainty
and delightful hot lunch was served
followed by a sweet course. Mrs. NV
ers was assisted in serving by Miss
Fowlc.
This is Miss Lilies econd trip 10
plainyicw. and during each visit she
has added TO her list OF friends amonS
who are the following who enjoyed
the gracious hospitality Of the after
noon Mesdames l.. c. Wayland' {.
G. Gidney. John ". Willis " ..
Wyckoff. ]. r. Kerley. Jas. II Delay,
1T Mayhugh, Misses Pauline Mill
wee, Mae Kinder. Annie Maud David
son. Joe Kcck. Allie Ware. Rosa
Fowlc. Bessie Wilson. Bertha HIM.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
CAPTAIN PALMER tn
INSPECT TROOP .,

Captain Bruce Palmer. accompa-
nied by Colonel Walker. will be In
Amarillo February -. to inspec.
Troop u. Texas National Guards OF
this city. II is probable that the two
officers will remain in Amarillo sew
eral days
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

In honor of their tweuty-lirst an
niyersary Mr. and Mrs L. \. Knight
entertained a few OF their intimate
friends last Monday evening with five
hundred Around the six tables those
present enjoyed series of interest
inc games until a late hour. Light
refreshments were served. Mr. Har-
rel and Mrs. Hugh Burch won the
honOrs for the evening.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Van Dome Flats are now under the
MANAGEMENT of W. G. Scoycl Fur
nlshed rooms may he had by the day,
week or month The new manage
ment promises eyerythine TO be- first
class In every way. 1e-3c
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Mrs. J. K Kcrley was the hostess
for the Five Hundred Club Tuesday
afternoon, at her home. 6O6 Yves;
Third Street. The entire member
ship of ire club was present
Before the goodbye hour delic-
ious lunch was served, comprising
fish balls, fruit salad, charlotte russo
and other palatable dainties.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
Suit For Damages

:. +. Marshall VS.. the Pecos a
Northern Texas Railway company ct
al Is the STYLE Of a damage suit filed
Yesterday with Rollic II. Scales. clerk
OF the Federal Court in Amarillo
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Slaton has averaged one house per
day since opening June -. Buy now,
See W + Knight Amarillo Hotel
-a-tfC
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

It's rull weight AMI no waits when
YOU order your coal from us Ken
yen Grain a Coal Co. phone as.
5S-tfc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Mrs. l.. A. knight will entertain
the Five Hundred Club Tuesday aft
ernoon, February 6, In honor OF the
many social courtesies she has re-
ceived from the members.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

This j. the one day for special
prices on suits and oyercoats al Say
lor a Kendall's
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Streets are likely to be impossible
TO teams in short time Good idea
to order your coal now. Kenyon Grain
& Coal Co. phone IS site
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

This j. toe one day for special
prices on suits and overcoats al Say
Tor 4 Kendall's.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Mothers Tread, Zoe loaVes IN
clean. sanitary boxes Home Bakery
phone c.. 7J-tfC
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Ask your grocer for Mothers
Bread. made by Home Bakery 7'-tfr
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
Mr.. u. ". Otto Entcrlnin,.

Wednesday afternoon Mrs. t. W.
otto was hostess for a number Of her
close friends, the ladies bringing their
work. in the good. old-fashioned way
while the gentlemen came later 70
enjoy the varied and well-appoinied
supper served NJ : o'clock
Those present were Messrs. ana
Mesdames r. T.. and Hugh burch.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

FOR RENT Large front rooms.
close in, bath attached; phone 6i3
.G-3c
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

WANTED one or two more pupils
In voice Alcuo Fraction, COS
Fillmore 1889
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

On Saturday afternoon the "Gook
Club held on Of It's enjoyable s-s-
sions with Miss Dorothy Davis. only
club members we're present. Ate.
several interesting mase, II was dis
covered that Misses Johnson. Digs,
Verncuil and Nler were co lallr en-
titlCd 10 high score.
Delicious refreshments OF shcrhet
and cake cowpletcd the pleasure Of
the afternoon The next meeting
will pc held with Miss Carrie May
Digs, February 10, and the folloV-
ing program will he used:
Roll call answered with bon mots
Business.
Piano Solo Miss Louise Grove.
Game. Corrections"
Graphophonc Selection Chantecler
Game. Rock"
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

NANTEn-A man 20 move ONO
truck farm q little out c. \. Whit
tier Amarillo 1872
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

FOR SALE Holsteir cows and bull
James 4. Bush, four miles west OF
Amarillo 79-6D
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
"AS-No,,-I.ikc-It" Club.

The members of that most versa
tile of clubs. the "As-You-Like-It, -
were cordially entertained yesterday
afternoon by Mrs ]. j. Bromley, 3l4
West Third Street. In response TO
roll call, the members gave the lat
est current events.
Three tables OF Forty-two furn-
ished amuseemnt for the congenial
spirits who clustered around them
The invited friends of the hostess
were Mesdames Donnelly, II. W. Har-
rel. G. c. Keck, Scott Cochran and
Miss Edna Mayhugh.
At the closing of the tables. a
dainty salad course was served by the
hostess, assisted by her mother. Mrs
y. O. Roundtree.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Il Morrow left
Thursday for Clarendon. whore they
will make their future They have
lived in our city for the past year,
and have made many friends who
will miss them.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

FOR SAIL Young gentle horse and
rubber tired top buggy $40 EIarri-
son, phone t,N. 5g-tfc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

FOR RENT Furnished room In
modern steam heated hou~ 706
Harrison. 79-4c
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

FOR SALF-One 200 egg Incubator
Phone 996. Tsp
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

WANTED-To buy goat Vi.h young
kid Phone ~. 7a-tfc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Another afternoon Of unalloyed
pleasure was given the members o.
the Maids and Natrons club Friday
afternoon when Mrs NJ NJ Tatum
was the charming hostess II gas a
beautiful afternoon and each guest
was IN her very best humor for play
ing. which made every one ~ the
games interesting ana closely CON
tested Tho hostess was assisted in
receiving and entertaining by Mrs,
]. J. pirott Delicious refreshments
were served
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
WANT ADS. TOO LATE To
CLASSIFY.

FOR RENT acre farm. all In
cultivation, good house, wind min
and harn.-Nill 4 Miller. 7S-lc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Miss Ruth Ruster made very
charminr hostess TO the bachelor
Girls last Thursday afternoon. most
Of the members being present The
voung ladies made good use II ;heIr
needles as we'll as the Opportunity
TO ENGAGE in DELIGHTFUL conversation.
A very apreti7ing salad course VAS
served.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03

Mr. and Mrs 5. l. Shurte enter
tanned Messrs Jno Flemmins ami
Ayres r. Adams and Misses Fannie
Price and Mary Golde ~ six
O'Clock dinner Sunday
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1912-02-03
tIIIiDHESS.

Miss pess Whol,ley o. Amarillo
will Gene down fr'dJy 90 rcnaln here
for several lay,. iho cues. OF Miss
Mac Nelson Mis- Nelson will enter
tain. IN honor OF Miss Whoatlcy sat
urdav afternoon
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10

Crandall. Tex After my last
spell Of Sickness" writes Mrs. Belle
Teal, of this city, Il remained very
III, and stayed in bed for eight
weeks. couldn't get up. all this
time, and though my doctor came to
see me every day, he didn't do me
any good. had taken but one bot
tie Of Cardui. when was up. going
everywhere and soon | was doing
all my housework." Cardui helps
when other medicines have failed.
because it contains ingredients not
found in any other medicine. Pure.
safe, reliable, gentle-ac :ing-Cardui
is the ideal medicinel tonic for weak,
sick women Try it.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
GREAT SOUTHERN PROJECTS.

Projects to harness the streams Of
the south exceed in magnitude any
similar enterprises in the world
New companies have been formed,
with capital aggregating $225,OOO,-
900 whose plans look to the ulti-
mate development of over 1,5OO,-
900 horsepower. Financial interests
in London, New York and Pittsburg
control most of the sites for the de-
velopment of water power. With
southern streams turning the wheels
of mills, running trains, and light
ing cities, the south may in time
wrest the industrial supremacy o.
the country from the east.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
NO DANGER in MoUTHpIEcEs
Investigation Shows Communication
Of tuberculosis by Use Of Tele-
phones Is Unlikely.

An investigation made in Eng.
land to determine the possibility Of
the communication of tuberculosis:
through the use of telephones seem:
to show that such infection is prac-
tically impossible. The experiments
were ordered by the postmaster gen.
eral, who appointed DR.. H. Spitta OF
st. Georges hospital, London, and
bacteriologist to the king, to make
the experiments.
A number of telephones, which
had been in use in busy London of
fees for various periods, and had
received no cleansing treatment
other than that normally given such
phones, were first tested. Washings
were prepared from the mouth
pieces and tests were made by the
incubation of guinea-pigs to ascer-
tain whether tubercle bacilli were
present. The mouthpieces were
shown to be free from these bacilli.
Popular Mechanics.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10

animated Newspaper 81 French
Moving Picture Shows Are Pop
uIar With the Patrons.

The animated newspaper issued
BY French firm for display in NOV
ing picture establishments is said to
be the most costly newspaper issued,
from the standpoint Of the subscrib-
er, as one Of these reels costs many
dollars. These films are very popu-
lar with a certain class of patrons
Of the movies" They are edited
in much the same manner as the
typical newspaper. A corps of oper-
ators is kept in constant touch
with many sources Of news. AS soon
as promising tip reaches him, the
editor sends one, two or as many
men as he thinks necessary for the
purpose. frequently the three films
are patched together to make one
complete reel. Correspondents are
maintained at different points, and
these are assigned by telegraph to 20
to certain points where their serv-
ices may be needed. Mine explo-
sions and railroad accidents are re-
garded as particularly attractive
features, and men are sent at once
to these whenever they are reason
ably accessible. Picures Of the de-
bris and the work If removal are
always objects Of interest to patrons
of the "movies."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
RIDING THE SEVILLE BELLS
Primitive and Daring Way In Which
Those Of the cIraIda Are
Runp.

In ordinary circumstances bell
ringing is a peaceful occupation to
which white-haired, venerable men
seem ideally suited. But the men
who ring the bells in the famous Gil
ralda Of Seville must be young men
of unusual agility and steadiness Of
nerve.
When the city is to make merry
on feast days the ringers climb to
the belfry, and then, by the aid of
a rope and steps cut in the wall of
the tower, each mounts to the bell
he is to ring and stands astride its
brazen shoulders. Then he presses
the bell with his feet, holding on to
the cross-piece to which it is swung.
Gradually the great bell sways to
the movement of the man astride it
until it acquires a momentu mthat
swings the hammer, first gently, and
then with increasing force, as the
sweep of the bell widens, until the
air is trembling from the blows that
strike the massive sides.
The riders bend and rise and fall
with the action of the bells, now APP
pearing to the observer from below
to be in horizontal position as the
bell reaches the limits of its swing,
and again riding gracefully to an
upright position as the monster
sways backward with another thun-
dering note.
The most extraordinary part of
the daring performance is the sight
of the bell-ringer calmly swaying
the bell while it hangs far out of the
belfry over the city, for the outward
swing sends the counterpoise with
the ringer into space beyond the
arch.-Youth's Companion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10

Fish stories are rife in May, and
under The seductive influence Of
balmy spring new versions come to
light of the same old stories we
have heard since boyhood days. Con-
gresham Plumley of Vermont, Of
portentously serious mien, asserted
to a smiling group Of colleagues that
a couple of seasons ago he lost his
watch and $40 gold piece over
board while waiting by placid pool
for bite. The next year, be de-
clared under oath, he caught fish
in that self-same pool--a "goId
fish," of course-and he found with
in the fnny armor of that Vermont
bass his watch, the $50 gold piece
and 30 cents accrued interest.
Fish Commissioner Bowers in
sists that this is another result of
his labors to propagate thrifty hab-
its among gold fish. He says that
the monetary question has been so
much discussed in Washington
that it has affected the spawn sent
out through the country, and if
these fish stories continue he will not
be responsible for results. As the
party broke up it was agreed that
Congressman Plumley deserved the
plum of the fish-story season.--Joe
Chapple's News Letter.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
MAKING ROOM.

Discussing the universal condem.
hation heaped upon Bruce Ismay
and the White Star line over the Tt
tanic disaster, a sea captain said in
New York: "Bruce Ismay must now
be remembering a speech he once
made in Belfast, speech about per-
secution, ending with the words !:
When mans down his enemies
stop kicking him-to let his friends
Begin"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
THE ORIENTAL DANCER.

Charles Frohman, at a dinner a
the Metropolitan club in New York
condemned a certain outrageously
immodest Oriental dancer. "Sht
must have nasty mind" Mr.. Froh'
man said, "to dance like that" "Oh
don't be too hard on her." said q
playwright. "She may not under.
stand, you know. Consider how
young she is" 81 deny" said Mr.
Frohman, "that she's as young as
you imply; but I'm bound to admit
that, even though not young, she's
certainly a STRIPPING"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
TOO MUCH FOR THEM.

A northern man made visit to
the plantation of southern colonel
and was almost devoured the first
night by mosquitoes. The next morn
ing the northern man asked the col
ored butler about the mosquito
plague. 'Don't the mosquitoes
bother the colonel?'' he asked.
'Not much, sah," the butler re-
piled. "The fust part of the night
the colonel am too drunk to feel
mosquitoes, and the last part of the
night they is too drunk to bother
him."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
SIMPLE WEDDING IN FAVOR
Quleter Ceremonies and Gatherings
Are Much More Common Than
Has Been the Rule.


The quiet wedding seems to be
far more usual now. No longer is
it considered an alarming symptom
of eccentricity to be married with
out bridesmaids, best man, a church,
full of spectators, red carpet, cabs,
buttonholed cabmen furnishing be-
ribboned whips, old jokes in the YES
try weakened with tears, rice, volley
of fswers, old boots and shoes and
slippers, a parade Of presents, break
fast, frock coat, orange blossom,
satin, and so on.
Man has always quailed before
such catalogue, but woman APP
pears to have reveled in it, but the
general fashion for simplicity in
wolves the simple wedding. The I'D
carpet is following the seven-cs q
dinner and bridesmaids are joi "
the other ghosts of the past.
There are still, of course, MAJ,
elaborate weddings, but they are not
by any means SO usual as they used
to be-particularly among the mid
die classes. Even at the most "fash-
ionable" churches the number of
quiet weddings increases steadily.
The typical wedding of the day is .
little gathering of relatives.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
scorLANp's ADVANTAGE.

At Belfast football match wal
played between Ireland and Scot.
land. One of the home supporters
who was getting excited, kept shout.
ing out:
"Sit on 'em, Irelandp'
An old Scotchman in the crowd,
unable to stand it any longer, cried
out:
eye might be able to sit on the
leek, mon, and mebbe on the rose,
but l tell we, mon, ye Gamma sit on
the hustle"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
MATTER OVER MIND.

Little Florence had a very bad
toothache and was crying softly to
herself. Her aunt, who was a be-
lever in Christian Science, went
over to the little girl and said:
eff you have any faith, dear, you
would have no toothache."
Florence continued to sob, but be-
tween sobs she replied:
"Well, Aunt Grace, if you had my
toothache, you wouldn't have any
faith. Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
EXCITEMENT.

Husband (cheerily)-Well, love,
. have you had pleasant day?
Wife--0h, splendid After I
dressed the children and got them
of, washed the dishes and made
some pies, cleared away the luncheon
table and answered some letters, I
still had time enough left to darn
my stockings" -Harper's Bazaar.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
WHAT SHE WANTED.

Lady in Shoe Store-These shoes
pinch terribly. Haven't you any
thing largerP
Salesman-You asked for number
twos, madam. l can give you num-
Der threes or number fours, or
Lady-The ideal / want some
thing large in number twos.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
vnLuckY NUMBER.

The visitor-Why are you here
my misguided frienda
The Prisoner Ihm the victim Of
the unlucky number 10.
The Visitor Indeed; how's thatl
The Prisoner Twelve jurors and
emo judge.-SpOrting Times
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
PRUDENCE.

"Have you ever written your me
moirs% asked the enterprising pub
Usher. 'No." replied Senator Sor-
ghum. "And Pm not going to write
them. When man interviews him
self there is no chance for him to
cover a mistake by saying he was
misquoted."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10

He-Darling, I have lost my posi-
ton.
she-Neyer mind. dear. Think
Of how small your salary was.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1912-08-10
SIMPLE LIFE ALL -MooNsHINs.-

Il stopped over here" said the
tourist ito enjoy the simple life"
1qIush," warned the Georgia
mo ,nshiner, not so loud. Put your
money on the stump yonder, an
turn yo' back an shut yo' eyeA
Quart or gallon, sir9"