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IL" sake. what have you got al
Al this suitcase that makes 1t so
heavy? a couple OF fiatirons?
- Mrs. Is. >calmly)-No, I
haven't got a couple. I've only got
ONE.
Mr.. Il. gayping) You've
really got an iron in this thingf Wen,
Will you tell mo what the--what
you're going to do with an iron for two
days at the seashore?
AIRS. u. (cxplaining)-It's always a
good thing to have a warm iron 10 put
at your feet; and you know those shore
places get very damp and chilly at
night, and II lIerbe should catch cold
In bathing I'll be mighty glad a have /:
along, and
Mr.. y. 0rately-T'm going 10 open
the case this minute and take that thing
out!
Mrs. -. temphatically)-YOU ARE
NOT! Do you think ! want my night
dresses and things TO roll all over this
station?
Herbic piping ual-Say, ma, look at
them orange colored things oyei there
Mrs. u. (coldly)-lIave you got the
tickets, Ferdinand?
Mr.. II. (hoty)-Now, YOU KNOW
haven't. what DO you ask ne that for?
Just to hear yourself talk?
Mrs. y. (mildly)-Arcu't you disagree
able. Ferdie? You new used 20 he Ike
that!
Mr.. II. (solemnly)-No. 7 never used 70
be lots OF things. \ goat. for In
stance, or a pack mule
| Herbie Second wind)-Say pa, look AZ
them orange colored things over there
Mrs. u. ignoring her son)-Well, for
goodness sake. go BUY the tickets OF
we'll miss the train
Mr.. u. tsweetly)-Wcll, madam. Il
you'l tell me which one OF the nfty-nlns
windows I'm TO go 10 TO purchase
tickets for sauam Beach I'll be glad "a
obey you.
Mrs. b. dmpatlently)-ASK some one
Aren't there enough employees around
here to suit YOU Honestly. YOU MAKE
me mad. You'd rather drag us tor
miles out Of our way than ask a singl,
question! You don's want anybody tC
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A NEW WEDDING MARCH.

The bridal party came into the east
psrlor Of the beautiful home led by the
strains OF Mendelshies wedding march.
brighton Qows) News a.
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Short Acquaint lance.

''R, S." writes: II met young man
at a friends house, and he walked home
with me. Then he wanted to know II
he could call on mo regularly. Do you
think I should allow It, on such short
acquaintance"
! don't see why not. II the young man
made pleasing first impression. You
can always drop him, II you wish.
IF. c." writes: Il am a bushes.
woman. twenty-nine years old. and |
am IN love with a man who has asked
me TO marry him. But with my salary
am capable OF making as O. nfortabie a
home for myself as Ne can give me.
Shall ] marry7"
Certainly. II you love him.
~. k. writes: Shall pay a girl
for telephone call? asked her to
ring me up because II was incon-
venlent for me to phone her"
The situation " awkward. You
should arrange to do your own tele-
phoping unless you know the girl very
wsl1
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seem to prove H.:
s h q X Q 8 peare's
married life is
supposed to have
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e )OACH1NG has become a science" he
> said, according to the Detroit Free
o. Press The coach Is to tho base-
runners what the commander is to the soldiers
on the battlefield.
And tho coach does all this with his mouth
No wonder. then, he's considered rather To-
quscious. chr He's always being accused Of
ioQuscity. you know. I've even heard him lik-
eued to Mrs. Tung
> "'Wasn't your wife tired last evening after
such q hard days shopping? friend
asked Mr.. Tung
"'Oh. very he replied. Why she could
hardy keep her mouth OPEN"
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Copyright. 1912. by The Press
Herbie and the Train.

Scene-A New York railway station.
Character and Nls. Black and Herb
tsixl
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CHAPTER XIV.
The Encounter.

It'll tho surprise a wave ~
sheer and utter disgust
swept over me. had come
4 very sure OF myself. quito
certain that before an hour
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-07-31

"soy Is harder to get along 10Th gtrl ,othout one
stanfbr
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!. -. (scowling)-For heaven :
sake. what have you got al
this suitcase that makes 1t so
heavy? A couple OF natirons?
Mrs. -. >calmly)-No, I
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TIE was sufrering-or. rather. his car was
n suffering-from punctured tire. irregular
engine. defective sparkplug and q threat
ened dearth of gasoline. Wherefore II be-
hooved him to seek the garage with all speed.
lie stopped a farmer.
"wherc Is the nearest garagea" he demanded.
bout a mile up tho road" returned the son
Of toll
The autoist nursed his machine along with
loving Skill but the garage was good ive
miles beyond. Coming back along the same
road. with machine repaired. he met the same
farmer. +
Your miles UP here are pretty long" OBJ.
served the autoist In fierce sarcasm 4
"Waal. yes, they be-" admitted the yokaI.
But" he added In defense of his home dis
trict. they're gol darn narrow"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-07-31

>"HoW brother getting
"Oh pendidly
entirely a lieutenant"
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t Is fine TO be a genius. But II isn't
always quite as pleasant to be his
wife. Here are a few cases that
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
PROCEEDINGS OF COUNTY DELE
GATE COMMITTEE.
4O1 Club Bldg, Jan.

4O1 Club Bldg, Jan. IL, 1912.
County Delegate committee opened
and elected Comrade Wenzel chairman.
Minutes of Dec. Sth read and ap-
proved.
Following newly-elected delegates
seated:
Second Ward-G G. Virgins, 1924
California.
Fourth Ward, W. B. Dillon. c. E. H.
Graeb, 2109 Lawrence.
Sixth Ward-E. A. Fish, 4432 Beach
Court, W. H. Brunson. 240S Fifteenth
street.
Seventh Ward mo. D-Ernest Seigel,
1924 East Thirty-sixth; Thomas Muckle
Seventh Ward mo. 2)-George Sci
fert. 4546 York: william j. Murphy, 3643
Fillmore.
Ninth Ward-C s. Baker, 1880 Wash
iugton; H. Schultz, 118 East Twentieth
avenue.
Tenth Ward-B. Claff. 1852 Detroit;
w. H. Leonard, s57 Broadway.
Eleventh Ward-Jesse Vetter. $50 kal-
amath; Robert A. Clave, S77 Mariposa
Thirteenth Ward-T j. Brown, oZ9
Humboldt; o. r. Wenzel, 2050 South
Washington.
Fifteenth Ward-F. c. MARYLAND, 51O1
Quitman, George A. Erb, 5074 Quitman.
Sixteenth Ward-C w. Friend, 1924
| West Twenty-fourth avenue; christ
Duerr, 1884 West Twenty-fourth avenue.
| Scandinavian. Skjegsted and Chas.
Sandahl.
COMMUNICATIONS.
| From Comrade William A. Ward stat
ing that Comrade Ward Winter Reese
of Salt Lake could be engaged for lee.
ture between Feb. 15 and 20; terms, $40
for one day, SIS for two.
Moved by Comrade Leonard that Com
rade Reese be engaged for two days.
| Carried.
! Communication relative to stereopti-
con views on motion referred to execu-
tive committee.
From State Secretary Ringler OF Penn
sylvania announcing expulsion OF X.
Thomas and Ralph Thomas from Fuller
ton branch for voting at Republican
primaries.
Lrom Local Colorado Springs asking
second to proposed amendment to ma
|tional constitution, Sec. 2, Article 9, in
reference to publication OF party paper.
Moved by Comrade Brown to second.
Communication from Local Norfolk,
Iva, bearing on same matter read.
Moved by Comrade Leonard as substi-
tute for pending motion to second
| amendment of Local Norfolk.
Amended by Comrade Claff to refer all
communications on subject to commit
| zee of three with instructions to bring in
commentator at next meeting.
| Amendment lost. Substitute carried.
| Comrade Leonard announced that
senator Gaylord would speak in audi
.orium of Woman's Club building on
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
LOCAL CENTRAL BODIES.

Aui>d Printing Trades couneh-Bert
Young, pres, Thomas Auter; sec uresS, aeS
Box 1447. Meet 3rd Wednesday zo|
o.rnantsrs, District Counoil-T. A. over,
nm acc 4342 Gaylord st. Meet LIST ana
I'D Wednesday. Carpenters nall is4'
nenVsr Building Trades council.John H
Murray, pres; Frank A. Bryant, pus. age'
Denver Traaes and Labor As.emSiy-J;p - pox "A;
Conkle,- Pres; T. F; BedfSTu, ,asSs Ses'' 176s
Champa st. ,..r.
Ssoors and Waiters-J. M. Osborn, Sec.'
BOX 7sl. Meets Wednesday, iSya az GuS,is p sf r.
NEWER Ietal Trades 0ounot-E watson
pres, 81 8. Grant; B. B. Waitham, Sec
INA Kalamath Meet LIST and sra Tues-
days, 416 Club bldg.
Uniou Label League no. l, OF DenveE-R-
Harrison, pres, 1880 So. Lincoln; Edw j.
Hines. sec treas. p o. Boy s,s sSsi Club Mee bid
womans' Trade Union League-Geneviev.e
Miles, Sec, 1927 S. Pennsylvania SI.
Meets first and third Sunday afternoons
at 31S Club bldg.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
STATE ORGANIZATIONS.

zaaohsmiths, and Helpers District Council
fDenyer q Rio 9rande System) - Geo.
Kuykendai pres, 663 Galapago st
zriofiayers' and Masons' 1nssTnatio1nal ainaado1M
Ben r. Miller. president. Coioraoo 10
Springs; j. NJ. Gibson. secretary-tfeas-
Colorado Anti-Injunotion Leagus-Chas;;
1st Sundays. 2 p. M, 800 Club bldg. ,o,n
colorado state Federation Of habor-Jonn
MeLennpn press Rooms II; Hirksy,s 4ih1ays sex Ex
change bldg. Denver. Phone Main avol'
Colorado state Plumbers Assn.-J aar. E. Mur.
rim pres 1900 s. Logan ave. DehvSr
M. writenour. sec.,t1eas.y yd!N 1881 aaTs Mashihs
r.Gsrattom Of Railway Employees, D. -.
systern-Jesse vetter, Sec. $50 kalama.h
rnternationai Association OF Maohinista., st.
District Lodge NO. 40 (Denver Eoo Eao
Grande systsm)-Jake Brown. sec.' sos
S1u6 npotsarhooa peas;, nf Of Electrical workers-
Centennial District Council ta Of 8 srd aiiDin. &
Denver: A. A. Hamnett, Sec. victor. COLO.
un Cd mines workers Of America oe DasfsaTs Rar
no. l5.-Edward Doyle, sec' 10 Bar
Quinsy bldg.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18

Systematic organization among women
is getting under way In Denver. The
work is undertaken by the woman's M
tional committee. and Is In charge Of
the editor OF this department. II is, In
a measure. pioneer work and better
plans may develop as the work pro-
ceeds. but at present the plan being
used is TO organize the intelligent women
OF the different localities into study
clubs for the systematic study OF eco
nomics. After the subject is thoroughly
mastered and Socialism understood, II
the women do not like II they are under
no obligations TO accept Il: but IL ls
safe TO predict that about fifty out OF
every half hundred viii land square into
the middle of the Socialist party. There
are now clubs in the Eleventh and Fit
teenth wards. and one will be organ
lied in the Sixth this week. This is an
educational work that iH bound to be OF
immense Importance. The Socialist
party Is always ready to rest its case
on the education OF the people.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
STEPS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

The Democrats and Citizens (what-
ever those words may stand for) seem
to feel abused and unappreciated be-
cause the Socialists do not go In body
and soul for whatever little reform that
happens for the time being to hold CEN
ter stage for them. and they say:
Even II what we are working for is
not Socialism you ought to go in for 1t
because you must admit 1t is step In
the right direction
Even SO: but what OF It?
To illustrate: Suppose you live some
where near the end OF the Rocky Noun
tain car line. and suppose you are
standing at the loop waiting for your
car, and suppose the Thirty-eighth ave
nue. car came along, would you take II
lust because 1t happened to be going
in the right direction? And II you
should take it and travel clear to the
end of the line. would you be any
nearerer home than when you started
Not a bit. But even II you were some
nearer in point of distance you would
be much further in point of time for
you would have to go back, at least to
point Of transfer. and start over again
Now there is just the point. 1t don't
matter II the various reforms cried for
by the aforesaid parties are going in
the right direction" the Socialist knows
that the tracks on which they run are
not laid with their terminus In Social
ism. The Socialist knows that the very
best they can do Is to carry passenger
to the point OF transference, so the So
cialist does not get on; he simply waits
for the car that Is on the track that
ends where he wants to go.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
ILLUSTRATED LECTURES.

Comrades Robert and Thomas knight
of Longmont are getting ready to start
out on a tour to deliver two illustrated
lectures at each place they stop. The
picture shown In one lecture is the Evo-
luton Of the Machine. which shows the
old method and the new in both farm
Ing and factory production. The other
lecture is framed up in Milwaukee and
entitled Socialists at Work. They will
be routed to any place that will procure
hall and advertise the meetings for
both nights. The local comrades must
furnish the entertainment for the
nights and then can either sell tickets
or take up a collection and pay for the
hall rent out OF the receipts, then turn
over one-half Of the remainder to the
state office.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
RECORD AND ACCOUNT BOOKS.

Every Socialist branch and local
should secure the blank books that wero
gotten up purposely for these organiza-
tions. The combination book for the
financial secretary costs $1.25 for 100
names: $1.75 for 200 names and S2.25
for 300 names. The space for each name
Is good for two years account. The
book for the recording secretary is only
as cents, but II you already have n suit,
able book to keep the minutes In you
can just order the combination book,
which contains both cash book and
ledger and 1t makes the financial sec
retary the treasurer also.
Order them from the state ofIice and
they will be sent postpaid to you.
A. II. FLOATEN,
STATE Secretary.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
OLD AGE PENSION PETITION.

The national ofice of the Socialist
party publishes notice which says:
DO not send the old age pension peti-
tion to Berger" But send II to your
congressman when the work is CON-
pleted, then write to both Berger and
Simon Guggenheim. telling them that
you have sent such petitions to your
congressman and state the number OF
names there were on them. Congress
man-at-large is Edward T. Taylor, Of
Glenwood Springs; First district ia At
terson w. Rucker; Second district IL
John A. Martin. Address all the CON
gressmen to house OF representatives
and Guggenheim to the senate. Wash
ington, ID. G.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
STATE pEPARrnEur.
National Committeeman,

National Committeeman,
John Troxel. Cripple Creek
State Secretary. A. II. F1oaten
1870 Monroe ST.. Denver.
Chairman OF State Executive Committee
q. X. Freeman 32e w. May. Cripple Greek
Chairman OF General State COMMITTEES.
Robert Knight 31S Atwood ST.. Longmont
WomanB state correspondent and member
of the Woman's National Committee
NJ octavia F1oatsn. 1<3o Monroe 81.
Denver
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
LOCALS.

Amalgamated Sheet Metal Workers-Wm m
Amaigamated Association Of Street and
Hsways Sen aPlIsNSsc Psssc S St
8Afery and confectionery uS W9rxahay xth satur,
1srbers mo. aos-John f. Connolly, sec;
1aTtonderS' Union, Local 10. s1FFed Je
Wsssse, BUS s. afl Mseta Fms every 70 Sunday @ at
p. m. at 1881 18th st: ,o. .oo
assr Bottlers NO. 5s-Ernst Kemmler. Sec
93S 9Th st. Meet End and Atm Iuesoays'
Beer Drivers. stablemen and 1i5smsn d5s en- no q,
Meet Isl and 3rd Saturdays Club bldg.
1au Posters and Killers no. &c g. Gar
nett. Sec. P. o. BOX S4s or |'4i D. Dan
1indery Women no. ss-Miss Matte Hoff-
man. sec 254 Pearl Meet "a MONDAY
.oilsr is % aassr. no: ,zs-H s. shafro.h. sec
sats %ynkG%Se Meet snd ana itR % Fridays sis
Club bldg. oo ,o,,
Meet End Tuesday. 2o2 Quincy bldg.
zrsoS, TILE and Terra Gotta wo1hsrs' Local
a4R Iussaay wsls 4ss asts Blk
Brewers, Malsters and coopers no. 44~
Ernest Kemmler , ser.b seG ssS sSnasY shin morn IN.
ings, 800 Club Bldg.
zr1oilaysrs' NO. Geo Rosebo9m9is 99as Sec sec,
aroom snl Ma,ers-w. H Settler. sec. s451
1ro. railway cs-rmsn. Main Line Lodge 70.
14e-T A Sloan %srst. rec; SEC sec .sc scs a1a7 w.
and ave. Meet every Saturday. p. M.
2os Charles bldg.
1.eta.rhood a.i,wsy CLERKS 20. Mats 1ia.R; md y
and 4th Thursdays, Carpenters hall. 1s47
Stout st.
s.etn.rhooa Hallway F.,4ghs ,,ms,i11s aspdlsr; =,
Meet NJ 2 "a % and sth tuesdays. 900 Club bldg.
1uilding Laborsrs and HOO Carriers A..o-
ss.1 s.s 1ssI 10 s. S. Meees at
1925 Larimer st. every Thursday night.
Carpenters no. 5s-wm stocker. Sec io2
g. Lafayette. Meet Mondays, ls47 stout
Carpenters no. 77s tAmaigamat.d).David David
other Hs' Monday. 4o1 Club Bldg.
Carpenters o. r.. NO. ls741J T. ciapI; p
csrr..gs and wasonm.tsrs, Local TO. laa
HssF1 s.a sss isss "a chal.s sds
Cement 1inishsrs and Hsipsrs 70; TO-. 49,. ass.
Meets every wednesday evening at 4s2
0::s' si:s csfti: %si:'ss St Meet 1875
Larimer st
1si Room soi Railroad Raj Bldg. Meet ist and
Sd Tuesdays. 1875 Champa
coach and Car Builders no. l1seLE c
l01 Club bldg.
composition Eoofsrs-John Harmon. sec.
Meet 1st and 3rd Fridays. 1424 Larimer.
Commercial Telsgraphers' Union OF Amer
ioa No. SIC. NJ. Worth. M. D.. Sec
treas, $40 18th st Meet subject to call
of president.
Cooks ITO. 1e-Edward Pollard. Bus. Agt..
3IS Club Bldg. Meets every Monday
night at s1s Club Bldg.
xasotrtcal workers no. 60 (Inside Men)-
J. Fisher. sec. Box GA Meet every Mon
day. 40 King blk.
Glenarm.
Electrical workers, no. 3l5-W. H Bro
ply. &C., 42s Carries bldg. Meets every
Wednesday night, 40l Club bldg.
electrical workers no. 111-Allen E. Wark.
financial Sec and bus. agent, p Q. Box
127. Meet every Tuesday evening at
Musicians hall. 1892 Arapahoe
z1systor Constructors Local no. as-F. L:
Wilson secy. $50 s. Grant st. Meets I'd
and 4th Tuesdays. 401 Club bldg.
Engineers NO. (Int1 steam)-H; S. Pere-
~-'r 90" To~ 467. Meet Thursdays.
2o2 Quincy bldg.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
NEW BUSINESS.

Comrade Dillon asked endorsement OF
Comrade DR.. Wards new paper and
moved that 1t be substituted as official
organ for Labor Bulletin.
Substitute motion by Comrade Brown
that a committee of three be elected to
investigate and bring in a recommends
tion next meeting. Substitute carried
and Comrades Fish, Baker and Brunson
elected.
Comrade Martin reported out of city
and Comrade Geffs elected editor Of
county department of The Bulletin.
Comrade Geffs asked for committee OF
two, one of whom should be literature
agent, to pass upon books to be put in
travelling library box. On motion re-
quest granted and Comrades Brown and
Erb elected.
Moved by Comrade Graeb to purchase
10000 copies of Berger's speech on old
age pensions, with suggestion that
branches pay half price for number re-
ceived.
Substitute motion by Comrade Shultz
that committee of three be elected to
consider other speeches and bring in rec
ommendation next meeting. Substitute
lost.
Motion amended by Comrade Skjegs
ted making the number 5000. Amend
ment lost Motion carried.
Moved by Comrade Dillon to instruct
county secretary to ask branches for
watchers for election of Feb. 10. Carried
Vacancy announced in county execu
tive committee owing to absence OF Com
rade Martin Comrade Fish elected to
fll vacancy.
Adjourned to Feb. 8.
NJ. OCTAVIA FLOATEN,
County Secretary.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18

cents, reserved seats 25 cents. Tickets
on sale at the Office of w. II. Leonard.
S57 Broadway.
This Is one of the greatest opportuni-
ties to hear as fine a lecture as has
ever come to Denver. and no working
man or woman can AFFORD to miss 1t.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.

sw,.chmen's Union of North Ameriea-S
e Heberling, first vice-president' 4eoo
York st, renver.
wesrern Federation of Miners-Ernest
Mills sec-tr as, sos Railroad bldg, Dem
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18

Well, well, A. Lincoln Fellows, mem
ber of the public utilities commission.
says the old water plant is not worth
over 81 100000. There is only slight
difference of ten million dollars be
tween this and what the perfectly fair
minded appraisers said 1t was worth.
Clearly, somebody's lied. Reminds one
of a story told of Debs in the old days.
fellow railroader says that he roomed
with Debs for time. and that he fire.
quently awoke in the small hours of
night and found Debs still pouring over
some rusty old books of economics; (;
says he thought then Debs was fool;
and he thinks now that there was a
fool in that room, but 1t wasn't Debs.
Ergo, somebody's lied, and good
many people think II was not A. Lin
coin Fellows.
The next national convention OF the
Socialist party will meet in Oklahoma
City, May 12, 1912. Colorado is en-
titled to five delegates, and they must
be nominated at least sixty days before
the convention.
Nominations are in order for the
woman's national committee. II is to
be hoped that the Colorado member,
Mrs. Floaten, will be reelected with a
big majority. She has made good.
Owing to the absence from the city
of Comrade ]. w. Martin, the assistant
editor was showed up a notch and made
editor of this department at the last
meeting of the county delegate com.
mittee.
Why the headless ballot? And who
wants It? why should man not want
a head? Answer: When he didn't need
1t. When would man not need head
Answer: When he had no brains to
put In it. When should party not
need a head? Answer: oh. pshaw
that Is too easy. Then why not call II
brainless ballot and be done with 1t?
Senator Gaylord of Wisconsin. second
only to Victor Berger in party honors
and one OF the greatest speakers now
before the public, will speak In the aud.
itorium of the Womans Club building
1437 Glenarm street. Sunday evening.
Jan. 81. General admission will be 10
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18

Public meetings at Upper Howe hall,
154S California street, every Sunday al
eight o'clock p. m. Good speakers and
music. All who are alive to the great
economic questions of the times should
attend. Admission free. IL.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18

Committee to audit books OF county
secretary reported books correct and
balance in treasury $143.10 Dec. 10. 1911.
Report accepted and committee dis.
charged.
Moved by Comrade Brown that COM
mittee to audit accounts of Refs lecture
be discharged. Carried.
United labor bulletin., 1912-01-18
Denver Local Department.

j. W. Martin. 1875 Yates st. Editor
Mary L. Geffs, 5025 Tennyson St..
.............. Assistant Editor