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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
The Excentlon.

In one respect, a man is unlike a
confagration."
What Is that?"
when they put him out he is full
of fire."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

question OF line.
Wouldn't it take some time to let q
jungle grow dense enough to serve
as a protection for the Panama
canal?"
"Yes," replied the experienced states
man; "but it would probably be COM
plete years before we could get an
appropriation through congress suffi-
cient for some other arrangement"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

backache, too, with
some kidney disor-
ders, get Doan's
Kidney Pills, which
have cured thou
sands.
A. l.. B. Austell,
Retired Physician,
S. Jefferson ST.,
Winchester, Tenn,
says: MY kidneys
were weak and Sc
cretions passed IT.
regularly. My back
he'd and T had
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

It is just as well to remember that
a woman's shoe laces are almost as
easily broken as her heart strings.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Instinct Was There.

Mr.. Isaacs had had busy day, what
with lending money at 80 per cent.
and discounting bills at 30, and he was
annoyed on returning home to find the
apple of his eye bowling the house
down. That child would not be quiet,
not even when his fond papa took him
III his arms Then the parent tried
walking up and down the room, sing
ing songs, but after having sung every
song from "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
to Hey DiddIe Diddle," he thought
OF giving it up. However, he tried
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

What's in that report about private
still in the mountains near your
placer"
"Oh, that's all moonshine."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
DivInatIon.

II am very observant, sir, and from
the way you WINGED when 1 stamped
on5ypur foot, 1 conclude you have q
pedal affection"
"Say no more. acknowledge the
corn"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
His ADVANTAGE.

"a beauty doctor has one advantage
over other men in something Of his
line"
What Is that?"
He can lawfully conduct skin
game"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

The smallest manufacturer in exist.
ence could start by using one news
paper in one town, and increase his
distribution and sales rapidly and
surely.-Pripters' Ink.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

one more song. 1t was Sing Song
of Sixpence." Hardly had he started
when there was an instant hush and q
tiny voice cried out: Make 1t two
shillings, fader; I'll be athleep in
thirty seconds!' '-London Answers
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Its Use.

Has that priso,ra laundry?"
Certainly. Don't they have to wash
and iron the convicts?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
WOMAN SICK
TWELVE YEARS
Wants OtherWomen to Know
How She Was Finally
Restored to Health.
Louisiana, Mo-: -"I think woman
naturally dislikes to make her troubles,

known to the public,
but complete restor-
alton tohealth means
SO much to me that
I cannot keep from
telling mine for the
sake of other suffer-
ing women.
az had been sick
about twelve years,
and had eleven doc
tors. / had drag
yinr down Mains
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

You may have noticed that about
the time she's begins to feel COM
Portable 1t looks like q candidate for
the refuse wagon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Even a love match may have its
fiare-ups.s
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Her Natural Protector.

Her Natural Protector.
20 Clara, we had a dreadful scare
this morning. a burglar scare!" said
Mrs, Fink There was a frightful
noise about two o'clock, and 1 got up.
turned on the light and looked down,
to see mans legs sticking out from
under the bed"
Mercy, how dreadful! The burg
lar's?"
mo, my dear, my husbands. He
had heard the noise, too."-Youth's
COMPANION.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
For COLDS .no GRP

Hicks CAPUDINE Is the best remedy-re.
heves the aching and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liquid-effects Immediately. 10c., 25c., and SOC.
At drug stores
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton, allays pain. cures wind collie, Csc bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Probably there is nothing more ex-
pensive than the things we get for
nothing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

To stay young or to grow young, Garfield
Tea can help. It rejuvenates both in looks
and energy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Fitting for the Occasion.

you need to put more ginger II
your dinner stories
How would Jamaica ginger do?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

That irritable, nervous condition due to q
bad liver calls for Its natural antidote-
Garfield Tea.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

1t may take lot of cheek to kiss a
girl, but most girls are willing to fur
nish the cheek.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

For HEADACHE-Hickss CAPUDINE
Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or
Nervous Trou bles, Capudine will relieve you.
TIA hquid-pleasant to take-acts immedi-
ately. Try 1t. 10c., 25c., and 30 cents at drug
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Garfield Tea helps clear muddy complex
ion, dispel foul breath and sweeten the temper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Gods First
Question
ByRev. ParIeyE. hartmann, DID,,
Secretary Of Extension Department Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago

TEXT-And the Lord God called unto
Adam and said unto him, Where RHt
thou ?-Gene5is 3:9.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Use Aliens Foot.Ease

The antiseptic powder to be shaken into
the shoes for tired, tender, smarting, ach-
ing, swollen feet. It makes your feet fee!
easy and makes walking Delight. Sold
everywhere, 25c. For free trial package
address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

For liver or kidney troubles, nothing Is
quite SO reliable as Garfield Tea.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
pAcKAcHE AND ACHING JOINTS

TOGETHER Tell of Weak or Dsorderee
Kidneys.
Much pain that masks as rheuma-
tism is due to weak kidneys-to their
failure to drive off uric acid thorough
". When you suffer achy, bad joints,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
ToDRIyr OUT MALARIA

TO DRIVE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP III, lie q S Sgss.T IN
CHILL TONIC. You know what You are taking.
Tho formula Is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing it is simply Quinine and Iron In tasteless
form, and the most enectual form. For grown
people and children. so cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

The man who hesitates may win by
watching others lose.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

A mGn may not know who his
friends are, but he usually has his
enemies spotted.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
nlHEMFo Watson =. Coleman, Wash
IN fngton, DC. Books free. High
j - kku - est references Best resuItA

Mans favorite brand OF love is usu-
ally the latest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Five or six of the twelve or thirteen
species of beetles attacking stored
grains are found usually in farmers
bins.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Important to Mothers

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Signature t go Of &H2zIzSa
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Wheat bran has just the elements
in it that sheep and lambs need to
make good growth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Pigs that show signs Of thumps
should be forced to take exercise.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Three-pail feeds a day for the young
calf are none too many. That is more
like Natures way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Scatter the manure as you haul it,
don't put into little piles all over the
land.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
URIC ACID
never CAUSED
RHEUMATISM

WANT to prove 1t to your satisfaction.
II you have Rheumatism, acute or chronic
mo matter what your condition-wrtte
today for my FREE BOOK on "RHEu-
MATISM-Its Cause and Cure" Thousands
say 1t Is "Tho most wonderful book ever
written" Don't send stamp-it's ABB
SOLuTELY FREE.
JESSE A. CASE, Dept. H, Brockton, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
A little vaseline rubbed into cuts or
chapped teats will soon heal them up.

Commercial fertilizer, when prop
erly used. will increase the yield of
crops.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

If more farmers were tied down by
dairies, fewer of them would be tied
down by debts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

The best method of dehorning is to
rub little caustic potash on the Calls
little knobs when few days old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

If you are still so far behind the
Age as to be dairying with no separa-
.or, get one now, if you sell COW
to do 1t.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

After chicks are a week old whole
Kaffir makes about as good a single
grain as can be fed to make weight.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

The wheel hoe will save many
backache and do the work of three
hand hoes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Fruit trees should never be planted
on the lawn, as they cannot be profit
ably worked
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

About 20 pounds of average milk
should furnish enough cream to make
a pound of butter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Powdered charcoal in the feed is
good for bowel trouble and plenty of
grit has the same effect
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Eggs may differ materially in color,
and yet not differ much in nutriment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
DAISY FLY KILLER E EsssFs AND s. n

riAACEDhIWHEhk,A An
TRACTS AND KILLS ALE
FLIES. Neat, clean,
ornamental, conyen-
lent, cheap. Lasts al
season. Madeofmetal,
cantspill ortipover;
will not soil orinjur6
anything. Guaran-
teed effective. is cts.
each at dealers or 6
sent prepaid fors1.M
Ave-. Brooklyn. N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Keep the feed troughs clean. 1t is
wasteful practice to mix manure with
grain.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

The silo is a time saver when it
comes to feeding a large number Of
animals.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

An occasional colt or young horse
to sell, even when one is not making
business of raising horses, Is help
to any farmer
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

If sows are expected to produce
fall litter, the spring litter should be
weaned when about 10 weeks old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Oh to have no hope in Jesus
How dark this world must be.

But none of the ransomed ever knew
How deep were the waters crossed,
Nor how dark was the night that toA
Lord passed through
Ere He found His sheep that was lost"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Letting the calf suck the COW the
first day or two lessons the danger of
milk fever.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Wood ashes are valuable to spread
around fruit trees for small fruits and
vegetables; they should not be wasted
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31
Old ewes are improbable.

Don't forget to brace the end post
of any fence or 'trellis.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

The litter carrier will do much to
keep the barn clean, because 1t en-
courages the boys and men to do
their work better.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

1t is generally conceded that the
best time to sell chickens is from the
first of January to the first of Novem-
Der.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

The training of colt cannot be
TOO thorough. A half-broken horse is
not broken at all, and is always a
dangerous animal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

1t Is work worth while to scald the
Calls feed pail every day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1912-05-31

Do not allow the stock to run in the
orchard during the winter months.
, 1912-11-07
FUNNY FRILLED LIZARD.
Carries an Umbrella, Has a Whip Tail
and Walks Like a Bird.

u "dtNo ItNo 1Ho
The frilled lizard Is found in Austria
Ian woods. being tolerably abundant
In north Queensland and the Kimber-
ley district Of Western Australia. 1t
lives on beetles such as are found on
the tree bnrks 1t Is about three feet
long, measured from head to tail point
What makes it remarkable consists Of
two things-its hurried walk and Its
lighting anger.
top about its neck, which 1t elevates
suddenly with an alarming effect even
to ordinary lizard killing dogs, soaring
them as an umbrella opened In the face
of a charging bull; hence it Is called
the frilled lizard. Its teeth are not of
much use as a defense against a vfgor-
ous animal, but when 1t fights 1t uses
its long, 1.-THE tail In a way to bring
long bruises on ones hands-in fact,
could 1t be properly trained, it might
serve as an automatic switch, which.
like the magic rub-a-dub-dub stick,
would at the word administer q thrash
ing to the dlsobedient child.
From the scientific point of view the
creatures peculiar method of ambula-
ton is most interesting, because 1t pre-
sents an absurdly g%rotesque appear
ance at such times, more especially
from the rear. 1t walks bipedally or on
two feet, like a bird, and SC much does
it resemble a bird in its walk that It
seems to be the connecting link be-
tween the ancestors of birds and the
lizards of today.
, 1912-11-07
VANISHING DAY.
II Brings Many Surprises at tho Eng
lish Royal Academy.

~ $50 ~
lish Royal Academy.
When the hanging committee Of the
English Royal academy has completed
the work of hanging" the artists
whose pictures are exhibited on the
academy walls are forwarded a piece
OF Dashboard known as a WARMING
card" This card is the first iHnun
Ito the artist receives that his picture
has passed triumphantly through the
processes of Judging and hanging"
and 1t allows him to visit the academy
on a particular day-"varnishing day
just before the galleries are thrown
open to the public. Hundreds Of
Knights Of the brush are to be found
In The galleries Of Burlington House
on 'varnishing day" and here and
there are flights Of steps and impro-
vfsed platforms covered with artists
putting the last loving touches to their
canvases. Here, perched on the top
rung Of a pair of steps. is a young lady
with smiling face %scraping her picture
with a palette knife and putting In
fresh spots of paint occasionally, while
on the Dol at her feet is a young man
WhoSc icdtufeS dro tue picture Oh ullS-
cry, his eyes roaming toward the cell
ing. His canva is h~opelessly skied.
and he is silently abusing the members
of the hanging committee for their
lack of judgment
Vanishing day" brings many sur
prises to the exhibitors. One man will
find his canvas wrongly named, and
another, an impressionist, may be star
tied to discover that his glorious sun
set, over which he has taken SO much
pains. is upside down. And for the
FIRST time he realizes that an impress
sionist's pictures can be turned about
any way without greatly e~ndangering
the effect
Turner had one Of his paintings
hung upside down. and old academi-
clans well remember that a little can
vas. "A Sleeping Naiad," was once. ow-
ing to lace of space. placed on the wall
in an upright position and renamed
THE Waking Naiad."-Nationai Maya
zine.
, 1912-11-07
A Real Disoiplinarian.

The other night we heard a father
speak thusly: william, your mother
tells me that you must have a dose Of
castor oil before retiring tonight 1t
Is your bedtime now. Take your medi-
cine and go to bed at once"
But. papa. I don't wanta take no
caster OIL"
"You must take 1t, and Immediately"
saw, papa, Idowanter!'
civilian. II you don't take that med
cine I'll put you right to bed this min
ste without giving you a drop of it."
William was so scared that he took
It. That's the way to enforce disci-
pline.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
, 1912-11-07
Iaachina the Teacher.

Mother (whose children have had an
education superior to her own. to her
small daughter. whom she Is In the act
OF smacking,-Tm learn you not to con
tradict me! Small Daughter between
her ~sobs)-Teach. mother. teach.-Lon-
don Punch.
, 1912-11-07

An image impressed upon the retina
of the eye remains there an apprecia-
BILE time. This Is the reason why a
torch swung rapidly seems to be a cir
cular fame. The Bensibility Of the
retina II different at different times Of
the day. Every mi has noticed how
on waking in the morning and looking
at the bright window, then closing the
eyes. he will observe in impression or
phantom of the window for an appre-
ciable time after his eyes are closed.
, 1912-11-07

.And what's your reason for increas-
ing the servants wages. prayr' her
friend asked.
Because my husband complained
that my dress and millinery bills
equaled the household expenses, and |
want to show him they do notion
don Tft-Bits.
, 1912-11-07

Three Germans were sitting at lunch
con recently and we're overheard dis
cussing the second marriage Of a mu
tual friend when n Of them remark
ed: "'Trl tell you what A man what
marries de second time don't deserve
to haf lost his first vife."-Life.
, 1912-11-07

mummy. darling, where does the
Ore go when 1t goes outT"
Goodness knows. my dear! You
might just as well ask me where dad
dy goesf"-London Answers
, 1912-11-07

Brooklyn. N. Y.
Nov. 3. T h I
Brooklyn Academy
of M u $ W "a :
crowded to the lin
1t today to heal
p a s { o Russell's
discourse on the
Battle of Arma
%geddon." His text
was: He gathered
them together mt
IA placed called il
the Hebrew tongue
a r m "a a n "A "a - 9"
, 1912-11-07
ARMACEDDON OF
THE SCRIPTURES
Startling Presentation Of Cor
ing Events.
PASTOR RUSSElL'S VIEWS

Churches Of Al Denominations and the
Civil Powers Of Earth Are About to
Unite In Common Cause-Powerfut
influences Preparing For the Battle
Of ASmaseddon-A Reign OF Anarchy
Will Be the Result Of the Warfare
Until The Messiah Takes Control.
, 1912-11-07
Small Blaze.

Mr.. Dubb- My brain Is on fre! Miss
Keen-I hardly think we need call out
the Gre department.-Boston Tran
script.
, 1912-11-07
slu.iaekst,. Black Nseksrehisf.

It il not generally known hat the
b~luejacket's black neckerchief. q sur
vival Of the service mourning for Mel
son. Is the best British silk obtainable
and that the admiralty Is a very fas-
tidious customer. Two to each man
are issued annually. and many thou
sands Of these discarded scarfs have
been subsequently worn by Jacks fem
ininity. A pair Of them make an ez-
cellent blouse Pail Mall Gazette.
, 1912-11-07

A a man Is AZ useless a . dead
man and takes up more roo0-Hub-
bard
, 1912-11-07

"Harry proposed las night was
so"-
az knew be would I played q joke
on him"
"whatr"
II told him you would inherit q for
tune when you came Of age."-Houston
Posk
, 1912-11-07
G.. d. TER wILLIGER

- Cattle branded az shown on -
left side with left ear CROP
y ped. Range Cow and En-
ampment creeks. p. o., Encampmsnt, Wyo
, 1912-11-07

JOHN McFARLANE.
Cattle branded on either side. horse
xxx z on left shoulder. Range, Jack cree
and Platte River. Address. Saratos,