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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
OAUPHlNE THEATRE.

With the coming of the Imperial
Russian Dancers to the Dauphine the
atre next week, commencing Sunday
March 10, Wednesday and Saturday
matinees, seats now selling, local art
enthusiasts and music lovers will have
the fullest opportunity to satisfy de-
sire fostered by the resolution of the
National Federation of Musical Clubs
that is. the study of Russian music.
The United musical organizations have
decided on a year of Russian musical
exploration.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
That Shining Nose.

At the opera the young man who
paid for the seats was engaged for a
few tense moments in a study of q
stunning woman of middle age who
sat in the row in front. Then he
turned to the girl at his right. and
whispered, Look at the lady in law
ender; what is the matter with her
nose?" The girl gave one glance at
the shining 'neb," then turned to her
escort and whispered: "Enameled"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Natural StimuIant.

Following is from "As 1t Is" by M.
J. Rodermund, M. D.: IF you are
very tired, but must perform a few
more hours of hard work, lie down,
close your eyes, and breathe deeply
and little faster than normal for half
and hour, and see how refreshed and
clear your brain will be and how re-
freshed the body feels, and how easily
you can finish your work"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
HENRIETTA cRossMAN IN THE
REAL THING

The Real Thing" Henrietta Cross
mans newest, brightest and funniest
tells of husband whose wife
loves him to death, but who is too
busy to prove it to him. She divides
her attention between her children and
the household duties, with the mis-
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
COMING. TO THE TULANE-JoHN
DREW.

Life offers many strange situations
but none more amusing to the behold
er than that in which Hubert Henry
Davies hero finds himself in "A Sin
gle Man which John Drew will pre-
sent at the Tulane theatre following
Miss Crosman's engagement, a situa-
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07

1t is this folk element in Russian
music and dancing which answers the
questions: Why do the Russian dane,
ers appeal to the people who don't go
in for high art" as we'll as to the PEG,
pie who do?
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
One Instance In His Mind.

She-And you say that you have
always avoided blaming me. I'D like
to have you mention one instance.
Hewitt pleasure. Remember, right
after We were married, ate a pie
you baked, and when the doctor
came / told him 1t was clans.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
COMING BILlY CLIFFORD.

Billy (Single) Clifford and his merry
company of thirty-fve clever players,
with an all-girlie chorus will be the
Offering at the Crescent theatre for the
week of March Il, in the merry must
cal farce, The Girl, the Man and the
Game"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
aelf-Importance.

What's the trouble with that prima
DONNA" asked the manager. she
used to be very pleasant and consid-
crate"
Yes" replied the stage manager,
but she has gotten so she believes
all the press agent writes about her"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
The Rank Majority,

1t is stated on reliable authority
that there are more than a million
and a half different brands Of cigars.
Yet there are only two kinds Of
cigars made, good and bad-mostly
the latter.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Unfortunately Put,

Suffragette-A man in the audience
told our speaker that she properly be-
longed to the woman's auxiliary Of the
Ananias club. 1t made her furious.
Friend-Naturally-to be called q
liar. The idea!
Suffragette-The idea, indeed! AS II
there couldn't be Saphira club.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07

Russian music and Russian dancing
have much in common. and it isn't a
platitude to say so, although every
body knows that dancing without mu-
sic is about as interesting as straw
berry short cake without any straw
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
How to Clean Tapestry.

Shake the tapestry gently but well
TO remove loose dirt and then immerse
It in a cleansing fluid composed as
follows. Take four ounces Of soap to
quart of water and boil It until It
becomes a Jelly; then divide this
equally In two tubs OF hot water, ad-
ding a cup Of bran to each tub to pre-
vent the colors from running. It Is
best to sew the bran il cheese cloth
bags, so that 1t will not stock to the
fabric.
After washing the tapestry alter
pately In the two tubs, rinse In water
strongly favored with vinegar Ito pre-
vent colors fading anJ dry.
After the heavier weight Of the va
ter is out, stiffen with a thin boiled
starch and iron quickly on the wrong
tide with a rather hot iron.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Conalderata.

And what did the doctor say when
~ operation showed you did not have
Appendicitisr
w. he offered to take ten per cent
W nis bill."-ipincotts.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Chanue Of Name.

Rev. Mr.. Hollers-Mistah Johnsins,
what fob you call dat son Of yoh's
Isaak Walton, when he was baptized
George Washington?
Mr.. Johnson-Because sab, dat ras-
calls reputashun for verac'ty made
dat change mper'tve.-Christian Reg
lister.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
His Standard.

Arnation growers ought to be the
beat Of exhibitors"
Why SOL"
Because they are bound to be In
me pink Of condition"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Mental Relief,

-FOUR husband seems les1 care
'orn than formerly"
4. les; now that the baseball season
ver, he hasn't anything but his
BUSINESS to worry him"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Too Common Here,

evsll!"
Aercy, / never look at an Ameri-
sunset! They're so much more
ssy over In Italy, don't you know"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Rather Coplous.

od you see where a man signed
WEI MS fortune to his wife while his
mind was blank?"
Then bet his language wasn't,
SAsn he woke up"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Discovered.

! Know what makes
Life seem so fat;
Hs You mustn't do this"
And You mustn't do that"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
PLAYED thu Woman

hit It,
eaaperon-By no means. Marriage
game Of skill.-Judgs.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Cultivate Prudence.

A man who is not prudent isborrow-
ing his pleasure today at the expense
of his brother tomorrow.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07
Daily Thouuht.

But the mind never unbends itself
so agreeably as in the conversation Of
a well-chossn triend.-k6ck..
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07

sweeting Thing-What was the
most remarkable thing you met with
m your travels in Egypt?
Major Grumph-The mummies OF
ueir queens. Who'd ever think q
woman could dry up" and stay that
way % longy
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1912-03-07

All he Had tc Do With u.
And you actually consented TO let
YOUR wife run for Officer" "Consented2
Certainly not | acqulesced."
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04

.Ioe Finneran's pitching was n OF
the chief factors in the Philiie's VIC
tory over the Dodgers yesterday by
the score of 5 to 4. The local lau VINO
is striving for pitching laureis Oh
Manager Dooin's team, was the most
conspicuous figure in the contest
The youngster not only gave eVl-
dences of of possessing physieai
promise of developing into a major
league twirler, but also showed signs
of having the necessary courage u
make a good HEAVIER.
In the face of the most miserable
support. Finneran never showed d
suspicion of the white feather.
The East Orangeite neve lost MS
nerve. but went about his work with
the actions of a seasoned veteran.
Five hits represent Brooklyn's I
fling in eight innings against
the former Virginia Lacquer, and mad
II not beer for the Quakers' poor de-
fense Joe would have held the Brook-
whites to two run The Dodgers
only gathered two hits after the thiro'
Finneran had excellent control, pass
ing but one a while he tanned
three. He was relieved by Seaton
in the ninth. while the scor was
tied. The Phiflies gained the WIN
ming run in their half of the hnal
round.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04
JERSEY CITY TRANSFERS
M TO BALTIMORE

put something yer on Newark will
make Joe McGinnity and his players
fight all the harder to finish third.
If Joe had a few more games with
Rochester he'd be willing to wager
that Newark would finish second. The
fact that Jersey City is willing to
play at Baltimore proves the stories
that Jersey City will be out of the
league next e. are true. Those on
the inside insist hal Brooklyn is the
most likely town to replace Jersey
City.
While President Ebbets, of the
Brooklyn Club. would be friendly to
a rival attraction. if that attraction
were a minor league team, when the
Superbas are on the road, II is pos
sible that the powers that be in both
major leagues would object to the
International League invading Brook
lyn, for the reason hat the American
Association has beer restless for
some and has been casting co~vetous
eyes on Chicago. Men who are sup
posed to be on the inside say that
the fact that it would not be con
sidered good policy alone will pre-
vent the Jersey City franchise from
going to Brooklyn mex season, as IA
powerful influence has been brought
to bear on the transfer of the Skeet-
ers to Gowanus.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04
Three Dollars May Cost
'OrQtOr' O'ROurke His lob

lust where the delicate line severing
the civil rights of a diamond athlete
from his baseball rights is drawn Will
lie the subject the National Commits
zion will be called on to decide in the
neal future.
The case in question is n that is
probably causing President Jim
O'Rourke, of the Connecticut State
League, several sleepless nights, but
ii Jim is not deprived of a SO fee he
Is charged with exacting from an I'M
willing client for collecting a $12 bill
from one of his players Jim will feel
well satisfied, for, according to the
stories they tell of Jim, he values
money far above the slothf habit
of slumbering.
.O'Rourke, they say, has the first
piece of currency he ever laid his
mits on and he has it so long that it
has tripled its original value thrice
at 3 per cent. in a savings institution.
Jim is so fond of money that the very
elink of the coins sets his blood
%e-tingling like the strains of the latest
ragtime melody moves the average
person.
Anyhow it happened that a Bridge
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04
BICYCLE RIDERS WILL BAR
NORMAN ANDERSON UNLESS
HE MAKES FULL APOLOGY

Velodrome or the National Cycling
Association. A committee of five
riders was appointed to judge all
races in respect to teamwork and re-
bort all violations to the referee, with
a recommendation of the punishment
that should be melted. out to the guilty
ones.
Satisfactory arrangements were
made by the riders and promoters for
the Boston and Toronto six-day races
and winter racing at New Orleans.
The big attractions at the velo-
drome tonight are the match between
Frank Kramer, the professional
champion of the world. and Donald
McDougall, the worlds amateur
champion, and the strangers race.
The kings of the two sprint di-
visions will ride in a best two out OF
three heat match at three distances.
The first heat will be at a quarter
mile. the. econ at a half mile and
the third, if a third heal is necessary,
at one mile.
This is the first time a professional
hasfever been matched with an anna
teur, and the. race has excited great
interest.
The strangers race is for foreign
riders only. The starters will be Emf
Friol, Andre Perehicot and Marcel
Dupuy, of France; Angelo Gardellin
of Italy; ALI Grenda. If Australia,
and Jumbo Wells. of New Zealand.
The other races on the program to.
night are a five-mile open, two-mile
invitation and half-mile handicap ane
. three-mile handicap and Australian
pursuit race for the amateurs.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04
TIGERS PLAN MANY TRIPS
DURING THEIR A
FOR NEXT THREE DAYS

good as cinched. Dalton and Shaw
were turned back to Toronto this
season, and when Kelley was in need
of pitchers Maurice Kent was sent to
K~elley's aid by Ebbets. Kent won
several games while the Leafs staff
was recovering from a slump.
The Tigers wound up at Providence
yesterday with an even break, losing
the opener, 5-3, and winning the sec
ond in ten rounds. FL. 1t was a
championship exhibition the Tigers
gave all the way. Wyatt Lee made
one mistake hat cost the first game
when he grooved a fast one for
Pitcher Bill Slime with men on every
corner in the second frame. Slime
had two strikes. Instead of sendings
up a splitter Lee uncorked a fast one
and it did not fool Slime, who shipped
the pill to centre, scoring two runs.
1t was by this margin that Provi-
dence took the game.
Joe McGinnity pitched in Roehes-
ter form against the Grays in the last
encounter and he sent thew down
with a speed that tool their breath
away. Joe never pitched faster, and
the seven rounds he worked were
! reeled off In something like forty
FIVE minutes. When Joe retired in the
eighth to allow Bernard to bat the
score was 10 against Newark, due
to a triple by Lathers and Shean's
fly to Collins in the fifth.
How the Double Bill Was Split.
In the opening game, Providence
scored two in the second and three
in the fifth, by hitting Lee hard. IN
the second inning Bauman, Mitchell
and Atz singled in a row. Gillespie
forced Bauman at the plate, but Slime
sent two runs home. Platte and
Lathers were easy outs.
In the fifth Lathers singled and
scored or Shean's triple. Dave ran
home on a squeeze play. in which
Bauman beat out a bunt. Bauman
went to second on Mitcnell's out and
tailed on Ats hit to centre.
The Tigers got one run in the third,
when Smith singled, went to second as
Shean fooled Tooley's grounder and
raced over on Collins's hit to right.
Billy Zimmerman walloped the ball
to right for the circuit in the fourth.
The last run came in the ninth on a
double by Billy Zimmerman, Eddie
Zimmerman's single and Smiths sac
rifice fly.
The Grays got their only tally in the
second game in the sixth inning.
Lathers's triple and Shean's sacrifice
fly did 1t.
Inthe ninth Lafitte passed Seymour
and Cy scored when Billy Zimmerman
hit for three bags. In the tenth Smith
opened with a triple. stayed on third
while Enzmann famed and scored on
Tooley's drive to right.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04

The differences between the bicycle
riders and the management of the
Velodrome are amicably. adjusted to-
Cyclists Union at the Velodrome
yesterday.
The matter of prize money at the
Velodrome meets, teaming, winter
racing at New Orleans, six-day
racing and the statement by Nor
man Anderson in reference to team
work by Frank Kramer, which APP
peared in the public prints recently.
were taken up.
Anderson was denounced by the
riders for his false statements In re-
gard to the team match in which he
rode as kramer's teammate against
Peter Drobach and ALI Grenda.
Anderson claimed that the rae was
q frame-up by Grenda, Drobach and
Kramer:
BY the action of the union taken
yesterday Anderson will not be per-
mitted to compete again until he
apologies to Kramer and makes h
public announcement to the effect
that he was wrong in his statements
regarding the match in question.
That the riders are strong for the
abolition of team work was shown by
their action in reference to the prac-
tise.S
Eighteen riders. all of those pres
ent at the meeting, signed an agree
men to stop all team work in the fu-
ture. This move on the part of the
riders was entirely unexpected, land
came OF their own volition, without a
suggestion from the promoters of the
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04

That Manager Jack Dunn, of the
Baltimore club, is set on beating the
Newark Tigers out of third place in
the International League race is
doubly certain since 1t Is learned to-
day that he has succeeded in inducing
the Jersey City Club to transfer two
games scheduled to be lpayed by the
Orioles in Jersey City to Baltimore
next Monday and Tuesday.
The Dunnites, who wind up the
week at Providence, are down to
play at West Side Park, Jersey City,
on Sunday and were originally
scheduled to play on the Skeeters'
diamond Monday and Tuesday. The
Sunday game will be played in all
probability according to present plans
at West Side Park, but the Skeeters
will go to Baltimore on Monday and
Tuesday.
The Orioles are one of the hardest
teams in the league to defeat on their
home lot, and with all of their games
at Baltimore would doubtless win the
flag every season, so they will have
an advantage ove the Schlafyites in
n coming tussles and stand a far
better chance of capturing these CON
tests than they would if they played
at Jersey City.
The idea that Baltimore is trying to
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04
WORK OF STOVALL AND BARRETT
DRAWING Big CROWDS FOR BROWNS

players some of which are now major
stars, indicates hat he has few
peers in his capacity. Young Hamil-
ton, one of the recruit pitching stars
of the young major organization, and
who is doing fine work for the
Browns. was dug up in San Antonio
by Barrett.
Allison is another pitcher who pos
sesses ability in developing into a
great major league twirler, when Mr..
Barrett grabbed him from the bushes.
The Browns can also boast of young
recruit outfielder in Williams, picked
by the scout, who is showing bright
lights of a future star. Barrett Is tn,
man who picked Big Jeff Tesreau
the New York Giants star HEAVIER
out of Perryville, Mo-, and gave him
his first start. Fletcher, the utility
infielder of the Giants, is another who
gives credit to Barrett for his sue
cess. And next is Bill Kelly, the
Pittsburgh Clubs $4,000 backstop, and
who is the battery mate of Marty
O'Toole. Pittsburgh's $22, 500 beauty.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04
HAROLD HILTON
LOSES HIS
CHANCE
Eliminated in Match Play
Round by Waldo, a Col
lege Player.

CHICAGO GOLF CLUB. Wheaton,
pionship of America passed out of
English hands yesterday afternoon,
when Harold Hilton, of the Royal
Liverpool Golf Club, who last year
was premier golfer of the world,
champion of England and America,
lowered his colors on the thirty-ffth
green to C. G. Waldo, jr., of Brook
lawn, Yale 10.
The match went almost the full
distance, but Hilton was outplayed
from the beginning and fought al
most all day trying to cut down his
opponents lead.
Pairings for today follow:
Mason Phelps, Midlothian, VS.. Har-
| old Weber, Inverness.
]. d. Travers. Upper Montclair, VS..
w. j. Travis, Garden City.
C. G. Waldo, Brooklawn, VS.. Paul
Hunter, Midlothian.
Full to the brim with surprises was
the first round of match play. If
sensations continue at half the pace
there will be a brand-new title-holder
and runner-up all unknown to fame.
Naturally the sensation was the de-
feat of Harold Hilton, of England,
present title-holder, whose reserve
strength seemed so great yesterday
that he brought 81, 100 last night in
the sweepstakes match at the club
house.
Oswald Kirkby. New Jersey cham
pion, was also put out. While it was
clear enough that he had small
chance of reaching the semi-finals,
it was never thought that Howard
Lee. of Detroit and Yale, could lead
him by six holes on the first round.
In the afternoon Kirkby was moi
much stronger. and ended 4 down
and 8 to go.
Summary, first rounds, match play.
Mason Phelps, Midlothian, defeated
l.. w. Maxwell, EXmoor, 10 up and 8
Howard Weber, Inverness, defeated
E. NJ. Byers, Allegheny, 3 up ?.
j. y. Travers, Upper Montclair, de-
feated Sheriff. Sherman, Yahundasie
5 up a.
w. j. Travis. Garden City. defeated
II. C. Legg, Minikahda. 3 up l.
C. G. Waldo, jr., Brooklawn, de-
feated Harold Hilton, Royal Liver
pool, 2 up /.
Paul Hunter. Midlothian, defeated
w. 1. Rowland. jr., Glenview, 10 up s
II. X. Kerr. Ekwanok, defeated *
P. Edwards, Midlothian, 2 up.
Albert Seckel. Riverside, defeated
C.. w. Inslee, Oneida, | (37 holes).
H. B. Lee. Detroit, defeated oswald
Kirkby. Englewood. 4 and 3.
Charles Evans, jr, Edgewater, de
feated A. w. Tilli9ghast, Philadel
phia, 3 up 2.
r. e. Hunter, Midlothian. defeated
ID. e. Sawyer, Wheaton. 5 up 4.
Heinrich Schmidt. Worcester. de
feated X. l.. Ames, Chicago. 3 up 2.
> w. P. Smith, jr.. Philadelphia, de
feated Addison Stillwell, Midlothian
9 up 8.
Norman II. Hunter, Edinburgh, de
!, feated r. c. Watson, Westbrook,
UP 2.
w. C. Fownes, jr., lakewood. de
feated II. A. Fleager, Smoke. Q up E.
w. X. Wood. Homewood, defeated
C. b. Devol. Riverside. 5 up 8.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04
Joe Finnerdn Pitches Winning
Baseball for DOOin'S PhiIIieS

Bill Louden, the former local Tiger,
had a hit in each game of the double
header against the White Sox yester-
day. The present Detroit infielder Is
doing good work with the stick now.
Cicotte, the former Red Sox pitch-
err, pitched the White Sox to victory
over the Detroit team yesterday. In
the last eighteen innings he has
worked opposing teams have secured
but three runs off him.
Sehardt, the former local Tiger
pitched for the Indianapolis Club yes
terday against Louisville and lost, .
to l. He was touched up for nina
hits.
Larry Mclean, catcher of the Gins
cinnati Reds. and Charley Schmidt.
catcher of the Providence Club, may
box in a twenty-four foot ring for
the baseball championship.
Frank Baker, the Athletics clean-
up man, played yesterday with a.
strained ankle. He limped around
and the injured member was swollen
to the extent that a physician had TO
be called. he may be out Of the
game for the season.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1912-09-04

port butcher had a bill of $12 against
one of the men performing in Tim
O'Rourke's celebrated class C vaude-
Vile circuit. The butcher wanted
his money, but the ball player, who
had the delinquent account turned a
deaf ear to his pleas and became sud
denly oblivious of all the dunning
letters sent in his direction. The
more stubbornly the ball player re-
fused to pay the debt the more de-
termined the butcher became to col
lect it. Finally as a last resort he
appeared to the benign car of the
league, the same Jim O'Rourke.
O'Rourke, it is said, scared the ball
player into paying the bill. O'Rourke
then deducted SO as his fee for col
Letting the bill.
The butcher, who said he had made
no such agreement, was enraged and
is arranging to carry the case to
the National Commission.
The National Commission has been
called on to decide many freak cases,
but this n will probably draw down
the blue ribbon in class of unique
and freak cases, and may cost
O'Rourke his job, as several of the
managers are not too pleased at
O'Rourke anyway.