The Marshall republican., 1912-08-02
Press Clippings

Al.amo5t Tines: s:m$t mes
when a I'M hasn't anything
else to worry her, she begins fret
ting for fear her older sister looks
younger than she.
"Now, then, men," cried the gal
liant captain, flight like heroes till
your powder is gone, then run for
your lives-rm a little lame, SO Ill
start now.
A Kentucky editor has sued for
a divorce because his wife played
poker with him. She used the fire
poker and played the game owes
his head, however.
The Atlantic Constitution says
"Some folks blames Trouble fer
comm to zee 'em and yet dey
makes der habitation so invitin'
Trouble thinks she sho' be well
Gomez
Lippincott's: Lady ito small boy
who is fishing). I wonder what
your father would say II he caught
you fishing on Sunday Boy. I
don't know. You'd better AJAX him
That's him a little farther up the
stream.
A worthy old lady offers the
following advice to girls: When
the right fellow pops the ques-
ton, don't blush and stare at
your feet. Just throw your arms
around his neck and look him full
In the face and commence talking
about the furniture.
X. c. Star; One OF the hundred
or poems about the Titanic
disaster, received by the Star,
voices the refrain that there are
mo icebergs In Heaven" II may
be suggested that there are no
ice-bergs In the other Place,
either.
Hopkins Journal: Some time ago
the wife OF a well known mer-
Of Maryville gave n party
to a lot OF old maids of her town.
She asked each one to bring
photo Of the man who had tried
to WOO and we'd her and had been
lifted by her. Each Of the old
maids brought a photo and they
were all pictures Of the same man,
the hosts husband.
Eureka Springs Times; The
other day u neighbor aimed a
at a fly that was crawling on
the breakfast table. He missed the
fly but his effort was not wholly
wasted He knocked over his
little boy, spilled the coffee pot
ON the family cat, broke three
and a cup and saucer and
did ten dollars worth OF damage
to the furniture and his wife's
feelings. =,
Success: Kendall had n son who.
was the pride OF his heart. One
day he found one Of his favorite
cherry trees cut down. Jack,
he said. did you do THAR" With
,uivering lip Jack replied, "Father
can't deceive you; I dad not cut
he tree down; Billy Brown did
I. but ! bossed the iob." Tears OF.
oy sprang into the fathers eyes.
'Bless you, my boyr he said,
Billy win be President Of the
States but you will be-
hartman Of the national com
n~ittee.n
Kansas City Star; A primary
eacher, whose efficiency had ex-
her term of service In one
chool 80 long that che was teach
NC the second generation, fre-
Iuently spoke to her pupils OF the
when their parents had been
n her room and often mentioned
versions about town who had gone
o school to her. Just before the
winter holidays she took occasion
speak OF the Significance Of
explaining that It was
he anniversary of the birth Of
The story was familiar TO
most OF the children, but one little
elbow. whose religious education
Va,a mot as extensive as that OF
he othcrh. spoiled the effect by
nnocently piring up: did He ever
70 to school to YOUR
Hopkins Journal; II was not q
hopkins preacher, but q clergy
OF a nearby town that tells
he following story, which he
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