The Washington herald., 1912-02-28

toons, the menu, the list OF speakers, the
committees in charge Of the function
and q large appendix Of popular songs.
On the first page Of the programme Is
a cartoon of Myron NJ. Parker. the toast
master, standing before an audience with
right hand placed on the head OF pros
pective speaker. From his lips are issuing
the famous words: We have with us to-
night
The menu was arranged in an elab-
crate manner, a quotation and a sketch
accompanying each course. The menu
follows:
Verse with Food.
Martini Cocktails
Clink your rlaSscs, drink the toast;
Here's to the clubhouse all can boast.
Grapefruit au Msnsquin-
South African ErapSfrut, very fine.
] dug them from my diamond mine.
GARDNER WILLIAMS.
Celery, Olives. Radishes salted Nuts.
This combination, while gOod.
Amt = marker
To all the good traits Of our
To4s;mastsr, Parker.
Essence Of Chicken.
As this is 4 soup be careful. don't sip.
And carry a spoon. not fork. TO the lip.
BILLY BRoUGHToS.
Crab Flakes au GrAtin.
Fear not, my friends. to cat these fakes,
For If you wonder what it means.
Consult our Frenchman, TOtten.
Fiet Of Beef, PIque. Rochzmbcau.
No king could complain
of this dish rare.
Served in our modern way,
For I dressed il myseh,
Laid Il away on the shelf.
With the governments stamp, o. \.
DOCTOR WILEY.
New String Beans and Potatoes Lzurstte.
Heap up dc beans, an tAteTs, too.
And watch de darkies rally,
When Aunt JemimA rings de bell
Way down in Harry VALLEY.
BOB TAYLOR.
Sorbet de Fsntasic.
Now cool your ardor college braves.
For you'll hear from Temple GraTes.
Virginia Sqush Casserole.
II a bird on the plate
IL worth two in q bush,
Then let the ono under your nose
Start its way
Down the lane where they say
Champagne OF old Budwciscr howS.
CHARLIE TOWNSEND.
Constitutional Salad.
OF all the menu
This dish is the bcst,
Because it is
l can surely digest.
JOE BAILEY.
At last-not loast-ths dainty thing.
Consume with C4re-beware the sting.
JOHN FOORD
Delicious in taste.
Too good 10 waste
Coffee.
The feast is over, the night Is young,
On with the SPEECHES, snnSs and fun.
Sauterne. Clarrt. Whits Rock.
The throat TO keep wet.
Lest We forget.
Fat Cigars. Fatima Cigarettes.
4 puff ;wo and then.
Is rcliShed By the best Of men.
Prepared by Mclean.
The menu was prepared y Wallace D.
The next cartoon T. the book
let represented Senator Bailey. of Texas
strolling over a college campus intently
coming the book. His trousers are at
half-mast, and his shoes appear to be
about number II. A list of the Officers
of instruction, administration, and edif-
cation of the University Club" then fol-
owed with humorous comments. The
roster OF the university professors" was
by c. f. Howe. John X. Stauf-
Ter, and W. d. Mclean. II follows:
The Faculty.
William Howard Taft, A. r. IL B., Pm. D.
Lit. D., L. D., ID. Z. l.. president. and head Of
he Graduate School; U. s. A. professor o. iurfs-
Tudencs. rhetoric. or1fory, stzteSmansIip and in
erstste transportsion dean Of all useful faculties
wArded travelling scholarship for Continental Amer
ea and Panama Canal Zone. Isp lsl-. Address, |
White House-on-the- SQUARE, L. S. A
Charles Elroy Townsend. 4. NJ. c. T.. =. Y, |
n. D.. Michigan professor Of political equilibrium
ibrstious. and variations. and adjunct professor Of
yrations Of commerce; instructor in public aid