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Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17

Wnen shown positive and reliable prou4 that certain
remedy had cured many OF female Ills wouldn't any
sensible woman conclude that the remedy would also
benefit her Il suffering with the same troublef
Here are ve letters from southern women which prove
the efficiency OF Lydia E. Pinhams Vegetable Compound
LETTER FROM VIRGINIA.
Elson va"i feel duty thanks and
hned my my
and had iantn spells that husband could not leave
Now Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
thee nosaisncs have oSs fT m mI n sInaSs sT Good word for
hem-NS ROBEHr BLASKENSHiP, Elison Montgomery Co. Va
LETTER FROM LOUISIANA
New Orleans L wa. passing through the Change Of Life a1d he
6ashoa feelings reguatrs
morning feeling tired anything.
have taking and Blood Purifier feel all
BLoSDEAu. lSai Polymnia st.. New Orleans, La
LETTER FROM FLORIDA.
Wauchula, Fla" Some time giving
headache bach bearing and discomfort walking caused
got twobO Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
IL satisfied that had good and had
not taken remedies would sufferer But started
you rather
remedies than have Mrs MATTE HoDNo Box wAu
Chula, Florida.
LETTER FROM WEST Virginia.
Martnsbug w Val glad Lydia Pukhaus Vege
table wonders daughter and myself
pound Mrs MARY 7l2 ard St. Marnsbur Va
ANOTHER LETTER FROM VIRGINIA
Newport was troubled with such pains
"A friend told Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound and
relief The medicine
II glad II my testimony help suffering
from female W. BLATTON Hampton Ave, Newport
NoTa Va.
Why don't you try this reliable remedy2
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17
netlo AZ Hia Beoa,

A friend once told J. Adam Bede,
the former wit OF the house. that his
mother .in-law was dead. Quick aS
a flash Mr.. Bede replied, In his we'll
known dFawl:
Don't make me iaughi my lip ID
cut"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17
Invest Your Savings Where
They Will Grow

COL Roosevelt, now suffering from The assass
ms bullet, has said above his own signature, 4
Every person who invests in we'll
selected real, estate in a growing
section Of a prosperous community
adopts the surest and safest method
for becoming independent for real
estate is the basis Of all wealth"
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17

one way to relieve hnbiiunl COnsti-
patton IN To take regularly mild
laxative. D0nns ltegulrts are recon-
mended for this purpose. 2hc box
al all drug stores. Adv
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17

Most dlsriEurinE skin eruptiona,
scrOfulu, plmples, rashcE. etc, are
due t0 impure blond. Burdock Blood
Hltt"rH nv II cleansing blood tonic, n
wen recommended, tTOO at all
stores. Adv
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17
-Four thousand Ndoqjos and
Sir Hundred White MensAaend
Credt Indian Fair at .Shiprock

Red Men Travel $50 Miles and Paeface Visitors Come Prom
Far Distant San Francisco and Mev York to See
Products at Model Indian School, Weird Fire Dance is
g. Big Feature, ~ *
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17

"a bird that can slnE and won't
alnE must be made 10 sins" said the
FOadyemade phil0sophsr."
"Yes," replied the practical person,
hut anybody who would DO aatlaned
With the result OF that AsxpetlWIsnt
s' Ia ,AaVsa uie9ley poog eeT f0e niue
skas ssPp AlAf: tssa.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17

Believe me II all those endcnr'
Ing young chnrmH". from tho poem
by ThOmnS More, Edison rlim--Crys'
tai.
Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1912-10-17

"In the North Woods" Telegraph
Drama. I'Hstimo.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
The Children Lead the WAY

COBlEEDABLE
tWE parents teachers rooms
school
dirty, rspsn they entering prison.
tyannou provoking mutny
Void the least effort at tasteful arrangement harmonious n comfort
ful interesting dehb
eey children
very o
authority Of
appearance
Every bit effort
result Of the and a Of teachers principals Of buildings
BY children progressive parents
rivalry buildings,
living
pictures possess
staua portrait
great characters
gradually
teachers often arranged in modern slightly and decorative themselves
welfare Of children
precious schooling beneGuy pupils
papers, carpets lutteng
meaningless pictures Gradually, softeg
planned rooms
little and all unOsaous the homes of the take
good serenity
progress
higher eff
aency n o every day.
children vaaanty for their self Improvement
bering conditions Of living,
public schools teachers
unselsy
Of
Ef the improving the standards Of dt
ssnztip
The ehndn their loyal cooperative
things mpie stimulate the
spirit generous
general public the school in which the
formative should
happily, used gratefully
beredE pleasure.
The children need little urging to part generous
wiling with the and the
opportunity is here
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
The HeraId's Daily
ShOrtStOry

easily have killed yourself with work
what use would your life have been
70 you them"
TT was a risk agreed Johnson;
but the man who never takes any
risks never gets any big prizes He
only gets little ones-prizes that aren'
worth getting"
I do. What use are your holidays
to you2 The first week is spent in
getting over that tired feeling, the
second week in anxiously counting the
days you've got left. You go away
TO enjoy yourself in the holiday sea
son, when all the prices are up and
spend whatever you've been able TO
''WhiIe you preferred to save what
you may never be able to spend, cut
IN Williams
We know where / stand But where
viii you be2 What with theaters and
drinking and seasides, and one thing
and another, you'll be just where you
the world in the constant hope OF that
snip coming home that never does.
may have taken risks, but you stake
your whole future on chance"
i confess I think about the present
a bit more than you do nodded VIII
nams, because, as a matter OF fact
the older you get the less able you
are TO enjoy yourself Have YOU ever
I have; and he doesn't have half such
a good time as do at 25 on two
pounds-ten a week
Are YOU married?' asked Johnson.
No
Well. 7 am. And that brings me
to another point Ny wife has been
i'll for two years. and the doctor says
she must have a three months cruise.
Now, suppose hadn't happened to be
in my present pOsition2 Suppose I'd
only been able to give her that measly
fortnight What use would that OF
been2.
Why" exclaimed williams. the
point IS II you've given her her sun
days and her fOrtnights in the past
It's a hundred to one she wouldn't now
be the wreck she IS. AS said.
look to the present; you look to the
future. But it's because I'm careful
to keep healthy now that I'm going
10 be healthy later on. while its be
cause you haven't been careful in the
past that you've got trouble ahead
We'll, we'll" nodded Johnson sagely,
you're very young, my lad"
And so were you when you made
your resolve" pointed out Williams
When next we meet you can tell
me how you are enjoying yourself and
dare say you viii be enjoying your
self" he added, for I shouldn't be in
the least surprised II you told me you
were back at work. You've got the
habit"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
VeSf PocEef Essays
" EST
NOSES

~ HE nose IS the most prominent hu
man feature. It stands boldly out
from the middle Of the face like
the prow of a battleship, and while It is
not handsome IN itself, we have become
so accustomed to it that a man without
a nose attracts more attention than an
actor with a haircut
The nose IS used to strain dust, dirt,
cinders and microbes out OF the air be-
fore It is taken into the lungs and also 70
extract the OdOrs nom said air and sub
init samples of them to the brain for
inspection. Owing TO this last duty, 1t IS
more ENJOYABLE to have noses in some
localities than 1t IS in others. In the
orange groves Of California, a nose IS a
great source of pleasure, but on a trip
through the stock yards of Chicago, 1t is
a nuisance. Like the ear, the nose should
be fitted with check valves, 80 that II
could be thrown out OF gear when not
desirable
Noses vary greatly IN architecture.
Among the most prominent varieties Is
the Roman nose, which IS a stern, IN
compromising beak shaped like q ships
uzdder. The pug or retTOusse nose
is also firmly fastened on a great many
people, who would never think of speci
living It in an order It is a. small nose
which cnesus down unostenta8Ously from
the forehead, and leaps joYfully upward
at the southern terminus, giving the
owner a Ueut and saucy expression, which
may not coincide with his disposition
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
IN Years Ago To-
From The Herald OF l.
This Date 1893 udy

90 passengers
=. Patrick Dryer has been appointed
fireman and watchman at the federal
Fourteen vags were arrested by the
i ponce last night and put to work this
Mrs. A H. Lomax and children wiz
LeaVe tomorrow for Delaran, H., to
spend several weeks
MISS paddock, daughter of the may
"a ~ ~ + Z orth, Tex, is visiting the
-alsses Logan, on North Oregon street.
MashingtOn's birthday anniversary
sN,sICises were held at the Central
holiday. wiz De
The nullifying of the old school
LINUS mas relieved taxpayers from
p,as,lng cents toward the interest and
9il-1r5ftlhs FUNDS Of those bonds.
,--. -s district court is occupying the
Jun ~ court room, as preparations FOR
S me w washington birthday apniversarv
go go are being made in the district
ne present sewer system in FL Paso
- SO oVertaxed that no more iatersIs
- pc run However It Is planned 10
Sc1i+t. - IlSr main sewer along the
IT, Facific tracks.
ne 1lrst section OF train No. q
- .SMly escaped collidinE with a
~ ny Iraln near Fl. Bliss However.
- ens lheers on both trains sighted
900n Olner and averted a collision
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
SAVING UP
By r L Penny

" he man who takes a holiday
before he's so is a fool.' de-
elared Johnson. I'm IS. and
I ought to know. All my life I've been
following out q little plan, and now I
shan't have TO do another stroke OF
Well I'm only 25.a admitted VIII
liams, hut I can't agree on the face
OF It. Why, for instance. was I a fool
for taking my fortnight this year?"
Because you couldn't see further
than your nose" said Johnson Now,
I never took a fOrtnight's holiday. 1
never took a day. Began work when
was 7 Used to carry the things for
knock off at in the night
That was strenuous" commented
Strenuous? I should think it was
strenuous. And did I stop being siren
uOus when I came into the business?
No. II was work, work, work, even
doing odd jobs on Sundays"
You didn't even rest on the seventh
NO. sir. And III tell you why. I
was waiting, putting by. saving up.
And now I'm So with so much IN the
bank, I was able to retire yesterday.
today I begin my LIES play"
I'd rather have my Sundays and
my fortnight announced Williams.
For the same reason that I prefer
three meals a day to one. If I cared
TO fast, I could afford three times as
much for supper as 7 usually have.
But I couldn't eat them all when It
came to the point. If I did I'd be Ill"
It's sour grapes. my boy" smiled
Johnson
Not at all simply prefer my mus
tard with my beef to eating all the
beef first and all the mustard after
wards"
I've heard those objections before
said Johnson. But IT all really amounts
70 this-you shirk the hard work that's
got to come first
Quite right" nodded Williams J
shirk It because it wont bring enough
compensation
Comp But just look at the
compensation my hard works going to
bring!"
That's to be seen. Probably it's
ruined your health and spoiled your
temper. And there's something else Il
must have done-got you out OF prac-
tice- You don't play better cricket
after five years rest and I shouldn't
be surprised If you've forgotten how
to enjoy yourself
Well" responded Johnson, "Tve got
time to learn now. And I've got time
TO apply my knowledge when I ac-
CURED It"
Suppose suggested Williams
you'd die before you'd saved up
enough to retire on-and you might
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
One-Sentence Philosophy
QUAKER srEDEnATIONs.
1PhiladeIphia Record.)

fPhilaoel pnla hecord-)
II doesn't pay to be stuck up. as
the nv discovered when he landed on
the ny paper
Unfortunately the people who marry
in haste are not the only ones to re-
pent at leisure
Wigg-Closefis makes his money 90
q long way" Wages when ne
let's 1t so at all.
When a fat girl marries it proves
that love win find g way, even though
she may weigh $50 pounds.
It would be probably just as easy to
love a rich girl as a poor one, II there
wasn't so much competition.
The Lawyer-Temporar insanity Is
geenraiiy cured. isn't it, Inc Doctor
Yes. BY a verdict Of acquittaL
When q man says that misfortune
drove him to drink the chances are
that drink first drove him 10 mistor-
tune
Blobbs-Harduppe must be seized
with a spirit Of reform He says he
hasn't had q drink for q month Slobbs
on, you must have misunderstood
him. What he probably said was that
he hadn't bought q drink for month
Hoax-'I make 1t & point never to
argue with women OF fools" Joax-
Then I suppose you never get into any
arguments
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
GYPSY SMITH CLOSES
MEETING IN Ell PASO
In Rapid Fire Order, He
Stirs Up Religious
CentlInent

Gypsy smith got down % brass
taes1s at the First Presbyteriasn church
MondsT evening IN his closing serTfus in
II Faso- The gypsy eVsugelist tod his
personal experiences in a rapid fire. hit
and run series Of sent ence sermons which
Re called Prom the gypsy camD to the
pulpit In his picturesque s5Tls the
nounad minister told Of the vicissit1Ides
cf fortune which took him from the tent
ed camp Of the rowing gyBsy band IN
England TO the position be now holds as
ore q the leading world erangehsts.
With the meeting Monday evening
the Gypsy Smith series OF meetings
closed and the Enqlish divine left for
Dallas where he VIII BEGIN q series Of
evangellstlc meetings this week. The Ell
Faso series started Sunday evening with
q double meeting and contiEszed during
the DAY and evening NoudaT and Tues
DAY with 8 mass meeting Tor men Tues
day at noon in ClevelauG square with
the fourth cavalry band furnishing the
musical inspiration
The success Of the meetings here has
suarted q movement for 3. return engage
ment Of the EnglishuIan to conduct a
union revival here in charQe Of the Pro
testant churches Of the citv. A date and
the details are now being considered BY
the Ministerial union
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21

chances for a girl to wear her heart
upon her sleeve. it IS equally bad policy
Tor her 10 pose as Proud Lady DlsdaIn
In old fashioned novels the herofnes
creatures who handed out the ice pitch
er to every man who came along and
were simply insulting IN their remarks
TO the opposite sex, yet who always had
rows Of suitors signing at their feef
and clamOring for their hands.
These high and mighty tactics
wouldn't work IN these DAYS when
there are not enough husbands to 20
around. and men are NOT parffcrlie m
bent or matrlmony. anyway. The too
difficult woman would be left AZ much
70 her own devices as the toO-anxious
enc. ana sPllnsIer would be carved on
All Of which leads to saying that ia
ler attitude toward men and love-
making a girl should strike the golden
mean W nile she should not chase an
eligible man down. neither should
she take 70 her heels at his approach
W nile she should not prosecute him into
colnlns 20 see her. there IS no valid OBJ
jectlon 70 ner giving him the glad hand
Mlen ne does come OF his own rolftfon
WINE she should never. never look
eager there Is no harm In her appear
ing as one who could possibly be per
The nice girl. unless. as have sald
she Is dealing with an egotist NAV Ief
man see that he interests and enter
----IH Aa-Al aAr a4LllEEE his Ennn
qualities and enjoys his society 5S,-
she should also subtly indicate to bi1S
that she's not boWled over bv chem
and does not consider him the one prize
2ackase ~ the matrimonial lottery. and
X this challenge doesn't make him
come across with the proposal. nothing
Else viii
Ninety mine men OF a hundred VIII
-lsk their necks climbing Up to get the
-nther than open their mouths for me
lVerripe one that IS ready to dron frfc
hem OF It's own accord.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21

Tor a man OF colossal conceit doe. veil
70 palt her hook with a res3y- NO.
acceptance But he's as easv ~ -.
~ . - nan carp IN pond ANY wo-
man with as much intelligence as God
Foucnsa1ed an ingleWOrm ra0 e.t.S
us syPe OF man If ne is slow IN com
ing TO the point or wriggles on fbe
nook or an engagement ana trie- ~
get out OF fl. an that she's 80 - ~
ls 10 make him think that sbs nil
oreak her heart IL she Lose Mn -.
sslal does me business. He Is SO sorrv
-oI auy woman who is weeping over
missing such good thing ss binsssif
OF Il. 20 deprive heF
10 me great majority OF men. how
e1cbsrti,S : aotning so utterly dis
woman who is too wiIIiro S. s.
49, sslNlng advice on this subject
snouIo say that the best wav to catch
after him. ------ --seeau "a
For girl to play GOV srousas the
10 l1-liia a man sporting blood. and lures
- - 80 ~ 70 the chase. Many woman
$3.50 5-s ti-st Sflracted a mans attention by
natural phenomenon ~ 49,. = ,.+1,-s
- - lnlllt, and anxiety. and effort.
4NQ adventure, and romance IN storm
49, Sltaqei OF a proud maiden's
- SLe breaking down its fortresses
Anq taxing its owner captive and n
1 - me man who does IL feel like a
- 81 s = 10 "nec victor but what's the
Ss Sa5Ssiil ,sill about wooing a girl who
fecffo-S ~ ~ OUT title deed to her az
me mere fact that men prefer to
snooI birds on the wing TO knocking
orsI oes al fowls IN the chicken run
oesn 70 put every girl wise to the folly
OF De5ng TOO fond. Generally speaking. /
SSns - Who throws herself at a mans
80 sssr hits him, for men are the
Dcnsf a. ~, "a
But while It is disastrous TO her !
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
What Is the Winning Attitude? : : By Dorothy Dix

A YOUNG MAN. with kind and
~ sympathetic heart. and who IS a
rooter for matrimony, writes me
a letter in which he hands out a piece
OF leap year advice on how to win a
husband. He says
Girls, just show a man that YOU are
in love with him and he viii ask you
to marry him. would never think OF
such a thing as popping the question 70
a girl until she had given me to under
stand that she would say Yes 1
wouldn't put myself in the position 70
be mortified by her turning me down,
and I think that most men feel as 90
on the subject"
Oh, shucks This may be a good tip
on few men, but ii IS not one 10 u5
played across the entire matrlno l. MA
board It viii win out with some ne.
and lose out with many more IL Al
depends on the amount OF VANITY tAe
man possesses
lossal egotism that find no woman 50
attractive as the one who sits at Ineif
feet and burns incense before mem;
Such man is nattered and pieasso
by having a woman display all the
SYMPTOMS of heart failure every time
he comes about He likes to have ner
run after him He enjoys having her
call him I'D on the phone and entreat
him to come to see her. He sWells up
with satisfaction when she writes him
six IL page letters In regard 70 every
picture postal card be sends her, anu
he Is filled with delight when he sees
her throwing fits Of jealousy when he
turns the light OF his countenance on
some other woman
He Never Proposes, Unless
Naturally this type OF the human bull
frog never. proposes TO a woman unless
she first indicates that she's down on
her knees waiting for him to con-
descend to throw the handkerchief. and
that she VIII spend the balance OF her
life returning thanks to heaven for
her luck in getting him.
Possibly the woman who goes fishing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
GLOBE SIGHTS.
(Atchison Globe.)

drum can't be considered a musi-
cal instrument II q boy owns it.
man who is never at his best until
he takes a few drinks. is never very
good.
table seeme6 the first time you got
over them
II people are as economical as for
Usrly. II doesn't show IN the shape Of
patches.
Why are so many women in favor OF
putting capital letters where they don't
belong2
No man is ever SO busy swearing
thar he IS willing 70 share that labor
with woman
4 rich womau's lap dog IS another
reason why the Socialist party is grow
ing rapidly.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
Lighting Patriotic Fires

Of the American Revolution
promote regular appropriate national holidays
taking celebration
Throughout republic birthday Washington In FL
year the ordinary Preparations
have going meeting
republic to final
victory safely the and
inspired for human liberty
mig principle the Of
chapter year
developing political psOnted BY Washington
suitable prize awarded the
Thursday alive the Of patriotism, and
to potent good American The
aaeheng result VIII certainly be
he
only Daughters of the
American Revolution policy
historic monuments promoting highways; fires Of
patriotism among people; history;
eating world peace intoxicating higher holding the
good national struggle
membership FL Paso and vigorous
policy planned Among other lines Of work
plate the old highways the fast disappear
ing memorials Of pioneers patriots who helped the
southwest difficult the passing Of each and it
Is 10 be hoped wiz be prosecuted with energy
And an e Paso jury
old order things changing higher finished
Race prejudice when not distinctions
aH and only anasm based merely on differences
o. language
There sim room for soldier Mexican The time
vet Half the people in the United States
do appreciate political privileges and Mexico hardly claim to be even
sofs al
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
By George Fitch
Author Of at Good Old siwash.s

about 80 percent of them on crooked.
Moreover, many noses have detective
fiues and are badly pImbed. causing
great distress and grief to their owners.
Because the nose always precedes the
human face into trouble, It is usually a
great sufferer in combat. 1t is a very
poor weapon of Offense, vet reckless own
ers are continually trying to knock Op-
ponents euwn, by hitting them on the
lists with their Noses.
Noses usually come in two colors. red
and white The latter are much more
highly esteemed, though men will often
spend years Of time and q great deal
Of money IN ooloTing a nose until it
CLEANS ike a red signal beacon in the
darkness. II is generally conceded,
however, that while on the whole the
effect produced is weind and picturesque,
1t Is not worth the trouble and expense.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
U''R1Sl Waits Denatured Poem

m pn day day, goes long way
he sandn of
= he kala I've through the
to pushed old
along greeted with cheerful the cold I've him
when the blizzard blew, I've him when the
he
THE RURAL CARRIER trail tanners
n
the roads were rough
m
go 10 n to
his he rural
to his Johnny spot
Copyright 1872 by George Matthew. Adams L0aa71a~o.1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
JOURNAL ENTRIES.

--l'7N-a- ---- A-e4-H
Tould be a blank
One reason more people are not
2raggards IS that they have nothing 20
bag about
BOT few people are wonderfully
clever In concealing their iguorance.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-02-21
THE LAY OF The mUCkRAkEa-


I'm the man with the gaff Look out
for me-
I'm regular whirlwind on a spree
I'm after your scalp and after your
hide
And everything else you've got beside.
] groWl,
/ howl
I scoWI
I prOWl.
I'm foul
But bury the fact in the song sing,
And drown the fact in a ding dong ding
That pleases the ear II a ding dong
That loves a noise both big and loud.
glare.
7 swear.
tear,
I blare
The faults I find ln women and men.
II puddles OF gore I dip my pen.
For every laugh I have a jeer,
From every smile ] wiring a tear.
I'm rough,
Tn tough,
I'm gruff
7 bluff
And stuff
The common people" with a Got Of goo
And things Of my own unholy brew,
Do j think III ever shovel c0al2
No, not T. But perhaps. my SOUL
View York Sun.