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The Washington herald., 1912-09-15
some Of the Frauds.


Not long after the close OF the civil
war three brothers. named McGindley.
built up a large and profitable business
| in supplying bogus widows at Quincy.
| Ill. They manufactured widows for dead
| bachelor soldiers. employed women to
personate them. executed the vouchers
themselves, and forged the Endorsements
on the pension checks. Even the seal
of the court was forged. The eldest of
| the brothers. James H. loosed like Hor-
ace Greeley, and his benevolent counte-
| nance was great help in the enter
prise.
A curious case illustrating the laxlty
| of government methods was that of Jane
| Hill. a negress. who in IS93 applied for
a pension as the widow of Edward Hill.
| formerly Of the Fourteenth Colored
| Heavy Artillery. The sum OF 200 was
allowed her as arrears. But at Just that
time Edward Hill himself sent in an ap-
! plicatioh for a pension, being very much
| Did this little circumstance prevent her
from getting it? 1t did not. Congress
at this very juncture passed a bill for
bidding the bureau to hold up payments
| in suspected cases, and the cash was
| handed over to Jane.
A less successful fraud. where "A real
| widow of soldier was the victim, was
operated by man who kept a small
| store in an Indiana town. Learning that
woman in the local almshouse was ex-
pecting check for $500 from the PEN
sion Bureau, hes persuaded her to come
and live with him. to take care of his
| mother. When the check arrived. he in
tercepted it, forged the Endorsement. and
put the money in his pocket. Meanwhile.
however, the pensioner was making
great to-do about the non-receipt of the
.h 90. xr-I,s pf,a
posure impended, and the man, as the
best means Of settling the whole problem,
! set fire TO his house. after himself swal-
lowing a fatal dose of paris green, and
burned his mother and the widow up.
Never Too Old.
Nc veteran is too far advanced in age
! or decrepitude to be sought as a hus-
band. 1t is a matter OF record that many
old soldiers have been married by young
women when suffering from senile debil-
| ity in its last stages or from total
| breakdown of the mental faculties. In
no way very. extraordinary was the case
| OF Francois Delair. a French Canadian,
who crossed the border for the sake of
I, the bounty and enlisted as a private in
the Eighteenth Illinois Volunteers. Most
| of his after life was spent in Montreal
as blind beggar. At eighty-nine years
of age. only four days before his death.
! he married a woman of bad repute She
| applied for a pension as his widow, and
| received s12,64s arrears.
On the pension roll to-day Is a negress
calling herself Hannah Turner. Before
| the war, on a plantation in Mississippi
=: she was acquainted With colored man
rsmed Dave Turner, who enlisted In the
Union army jus. before the fall Of vicks-
bursA and died Jew months later Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

Clovis, N NJ, Oct 3O-Mrs. Bert
Curless entertained the ". T. X EN-
broidery club at her residence on North
Gddings. Besides the regular club
members. two visitors were present
Mrs. ROlneck, from Quanah. Texas, and
Mrs Duncan. The hostess served 4
one course luncheon.
Mrs. Wade J. Keeney entertained the
Plus and Minus club at her home on
North Calhoun Those present were
MeSdames Lank. Carlton, Duncan
Campbell and Gibson. Mrs. keeney
served a salad course
Mrs. ID. b BiSbee entertained at din
ner Mr.. and Mrs. S. c. SkidmOra.
Rev E. r Evans, from Pecos, Texas,
who came in with his family to take
charge Of the Methodist church at this
place, as active pastor, was met at the
depot by Mesdames SWearingin, Rice,
Belchner, LiddingtOn, Rev. and Mrs.
Evans and their four little daughters
were taken to their new home at the
parsonage. which had been made COM
Portable for their reception by the
members of the WOmans Home mis-
sion
"A crowd assembled at tn Methodist
church to listen to n ven arranged
progIaIp, consisting Of clever readings
by Mrs Lila Carlin Moore, the ma
tiOnal ". c. 7. Z. worker. Miss Ate
AppIeman. Mesdames HockenhuU. Crit
fin, Lank and AIillerin sang. Miss Anna
Curren gave an instrumental solo and
six little girls sang My Country It's
of Thee"
Miss Sadie Carlton entertained the
Bridge club at her home in East CLOVIS
After the games were over, the host-
ess served a luncheon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

The estimated deficit ISL.
T.H-~r

Prizes Are Awarded.
Because the judges in the Disable
parade failed to make awards of sew
eral. prizes that were offered the Os-
APPLE committee made these awards at
It's meeting Tuesday afternoon after its
mad disposed Of the discussion of its
financial affairs.
These awards " ere: Hat to the
most handsomely gOwned woman driv-
ng single rig, Mrs Nellie Black
Lap robe for rig with best double
team, Mrs. ". c. Davis.
Hat for man making best appear
ance, driving single or double rig, John
Otto. coachmau for Mrs. W. c. Davis in
the parade.
Umbrella, as second prize, NJ Baer.
These awards were made on motion
of W G. Roe, seconded by DR.. J. W
Yard and it was on their suggestion
that the Popular Dry Goods company
VIII be requested TO give the committee
credit for SO on its bill for the SIS in
merchandise which was to have been
awarded to the person having the best
road wagon IN the parade
IT was voted to return to the com
mlttee. for use next year, the cup
which was to have been given for the
the parade No award was made of
this cup, because no electric was en-
tered.
The members Of the committee at
tending the meeting were r. B. Orn-
dOrff, DR.. J. W. Yard, J D. Dawson.
r. E. Hines, c. l. SirmNns, Walter
Kohlberg, II. NJ. Walker, S. c. Aubrey,
R. B. March, ". G. Roe, " A Scrivener.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
Receipts and Expenditures
Show Gratifying Results;
Buttons and Bunting to Be
Sold.

With the Os-Aple Jubilee Of 1919 a
thing Of history, there comes a rever-
berating echo that sounds well in the
ears Of FL Pasoans. 1t is the news that
the Jubilee was a financial success and
no debts are left behind for next year
one year ago there was a deficit Of
1920, which was partly made up by the
Jubilee minstrels. Today there is a de-
ftsit OF about 1920, but tomorrow the
slate viii be clean. The members Of
the committee which had charge of af-
fairs are Shaping themselves on their
Individual backs for the good show
ing made this time.
Plans are prepared for the abolition
- the last Yestige OF a deficit This
Is to be accomplished by the sale Of
left over buttons to some wholesale
house at a low figure, it being esti-
mated that they viii bring about $3.50,
while the streamers used as street dec
OratiOns are TO be disposed Of for an
other $50, giving a slight balance on
the credit side Of the ledger
Tuesday afternoon the Os-Aple com
mittee met at the chamber Of commerce,
disposed Of bills and discussed means
to show a clean sheet to FL PasO as a
result Of the three days jubilee.
Receipts Are Estimated.
The receipts, all of which are esti-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

Railroads tell you about the Won
ders of Nature along their lines; hotels
describe their modern accomm odations;
but they never fail to ring in their
cuisine unexcelled.' The wise trav-
eler knows he is taking pot luck
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets is quite as
essential as many Of the other trav-
cling requisites"
Thus commented philosophical
travelling man, speaking Of hotel life,
restaurants, grills and junction lunch
counters. THE agitations in this
world" he continued, are the result
of one set of men trying to compel
the other set to think and act against
their own inclinatiOns. 1t is the same
in religion, politics, and eats. I have
learned from experience to eat what
they serve; to forget the food experts,
read the current news and jokes and
leave the stomach to the best expert
in the wOrld-Stuarts Dyspepsia Tab
let's
And Stuarts Dyspepsia. Tablets act
uaIly do the work assigned them. They
relieve weak and Overburdened stOm-
ton Their component parts assist the
digestive fluids and secretions of the
stomach and they simply take up the
grind and carry on the work just the
same as a good, strong, healthy stOm-
ach would do it.
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets are for
sale by all druggists, at so cents a
box, and they are the one article that
the druggist does not try to sell some
thing in the place of it that's "just as
good" Their unqualified merit and
success and the universal demand for
them has placed them within the reach
Of eVeryOne--AdV-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
Social DOings In the Southwest
HAYDEN, ARIZONA {

Hayden. Ariz., oct 30.-The Hayden
baseball team gave a dance in the
Hayden hotel, a large crowd being
present. The san Pedro Mexican or
chestra rendered the music.
r. c. Rowland, field engineer for the
Guggenheim Exploration company,
with headquarters in salt Lake City,
Utah, spent day in Hayden. Mr..
Rowland was formerly a mining engi-
neer in the employ of the Ray Con-
sOIidated
NJ. Z. Webster, superintendent of
telephone for the Ray Consolidated
Copper company, is spending couple
Of weeks at Oracle at the foot of the
Catalina mountains. Mrs. Webster who
has been spending the entire summer
there, will return to Hayden with her
husband
Mrs. Frank Lumbley, after three
months visit with friends and rela-
tives at Albuquerque, N. M, and other
points, has returned to Hayden.
Jay Mitchell manager of the Hayden
Supply cOmpany's local branch, spent
a few days in Phoenix on business
Z. NJ mitchell, stOrekeeper for the
Ray, is spending a Few days IN Hay
den.
Miss Ethelwyn Wing, in charge Of
the Vista school Of Los Angeles, spent
a few days in Hayden enrolling stu
dents for her school.
J. D. Hawkins. formerly general man
ager of the United States Reduction
and Refining company's plant at FIor-
eice, Colorado, spent a few days IN
Hayden
H o. Hall, manager of the Walter
Hill cOmpany's branch house in Ray,
spent a few days in Hayden on bust
ness.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
49, .
ALPINE, TEXAS.


Alpine. Tex. Oct 3O.-Dr. and Mrs.
Witherspoon and Mrs. W. B. Smith. Of
FL Paso, are guests at the "O2" ranch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Pruitt are in
FL PasO.
Mr. and Mrs. ". J. Yates have re-
turned from san Antonio. Mrs. Yates
has been spending the past two
months with relatives and friends in
east Texas.
Mrs. D. Mcneil Turner. of Corpus
Christi. is visiting her sister, Mrs
NJ s. Burke.
Capt Jason W. James has left for
New Mexico to convalesce from a re-
cent serious operation.
The Study club met at the home
of Mrs Burton to consider the life
and works of washington Irving.
Mrs. Mary p Hall is spending a
week in Ell PasO.
J. H. Derrick has returned from
business and pleasure trip to FL Pasc.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim p. Wilson are
travelling in east Texas.
Mrs L. W. Waldo and her two little
daughters are visiting Mrs WaldO's
mother in Gatesville.
a number Of Alpine people went to
Maria to attend the funeral of Robert
COlQuitt who was one Of the best
known and oldest citizens OF the
neighbOrhOOd.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
, FORT STOCKTON, TEXAS. <
,AAAAAAAAANAA>AA<

Fort Stockton, Tex. Oct. 3O.-Dr-
Homer Powers. wife and daughter,
Mrs. Brownlee, formerly of this place,
but recently from Hope, y. NJ are
visiting with Mr.. and Mrs Fred
Mr. and Mrs. E. w. Phillips. Of
Wichita. Kans.. are visiting their
son ". R. Phillips
Mrs. O. W. Williams is spending a
week with Mrs. Stanley W1sos at her
ranch.
l. b Westermann is in Dallas this
week on business.
Judge J. NJ Odom is spending few
days in Girvin, on business.
Messrs. Dickinson, Meetz and HoVey,
receivers for the X c. NJ. & o. Rail-
way company. were here on an 1nspec-
ton trip of the line
T. B. Hyde. of Altus, Okla, spent
several days here looking after his
irrigated lands.
Rev. J. c. Boyd. wife and boy. have
left for Midland to attend the Baptist
association now in session
Mr. and Mrs r. ID. Edwards lost
by death, their months OLD boy. The
funeral services We're conducted by
Rev. W. H. Duncan in the Christian
Tabernacle and the child was buried
in the East Hill cemetery.
Mrs. G. A Sachsey's Sunday school
class Of young men, entertained Mrs.
l. B. Westermann's class of young
women in the Methodist church.
Mrs. T. j.. Grimes entertained the
Fortnight High Five club" Mrs.
DamrOn received first prize and p. III.
Spawn second.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
sOoORRO, n. NJ.


Socorro, n. NJ. Oct 3O.-Mr. and Mrs
J. H Feilons, who have been visiting
with their daughter, Mrs B, X. Cogh-
Ian, have gone on to the coast, where
they viii spend some time before re
turning to their home in Illinois.
DR.. W. A. ParTis. who has been tax
ing special work in Chicago during
the past two months, has returned
home
J. J. Lesson has taken a position
in the postoffice as assistant to Dr..
Kittreu, the postmaster
A. K Adams, formerly professor Of
geology at the school of mines, and
recently with the department of in
terror. has left for the MOgOllOn dis
trict, where he viii be resident geoIo-
gist for the SOcorro Mines company
The Aid society met this week with
Mrs. ". H. Herrick. The students In
geology at the school Of Mines are
making weekly visits to the SocorrO
mountains.
Miss Butler has resumed her work
as nurse in the hospital of Dr. W A.
Parvis-
Rev. W. a. Erwin is spending a few
days on his ranch near RincOn-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
FOR DANDRUFF, FALLING HAIR OR
ITCHY SCALP-25 Gent "DANDERINE"
Save your hair Danderne destroys dandrf and stops
falling hair at once-Grows hair, we prove it.

If you care for heavy hair, that
glistens with beauty and is radiant
with life; has an Incompatible softness
and is fluffy and lustrous You must use
Danderine. because nothing else accom-
plishes so much for the hair
Just one application OF KnOwltOn's
Danderine viii double the beauty OF
your hair. besides it Immediately dis
solves every particle Of dandruffi you
cannot have nice, heavy. healthy hair
If YOU have dandruff This destructive
scurf rObs the hair Of its lustre, its
strength and its very life, and If not
overcome it produces a feverishness
and itching OF the scalp; the hair roots
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

Big Springs, Tex, Oct 3O.-AIiss Maud
Barrick entertained the members of the
Priscilla club and a few friends cOmpli-
mentary to Miss Maud Smith, the Occa-
sion being the announcement of the ap-
preaching marriage of Miss Smith to
Chester Cook. During the enjoyment
Of refreshments, tOasts were offered by
Mrs. Nat Schick and Miss Ethel Read.
the former toasting the bride, the latter
the groom. All present wrote in u
Good Wish Book" which was presented
to the bride as a souvenir of the coca
sion.
Al the Y. N. c. a. Tuesday night the
Guild of the Episcopal church gave a
The marriage of Lawrence Simpson
and Miss Mona E. Lee was sOlemnized,
Rev Chas. w. HearOn, pastor Of the
young couple left on a bridal trip to
points east. They will make their home
in Tennessee
At Fort Worth. Texas, A C. Wade
in wedlOck. Mr. wade IS a well known
fireman on the T. & P. They viii make
Big Springs their home.
Mesdames West and Jackson enter
tanned the members Of the Bridge
club.
Mrs W. B. Luck was treated to a
surprise party in honor of her birth
day by number of her friends
VIII Roitsch, who moved his family
from here TO LAGRANGE last year is
q
poets to return to this city to live.
c. S. Holmes at home from a visit
in Fort W orth.
Fox Stripping has returned from a
trip to Seminole, where he visited his
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L. Atwood are home
from a visit at Marlin and other points
east
Frank Inkman has gone to the T e
P. hospital at Marshall for treatment
Mrs. J. B. Littler is visiting relatives
in Fort Worth
H. G. Wagner, chairman Of the legis-
lative board Of the Brotherhood Of
Railway trainmen, is in the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. W. Mcmahon, Of
Hiawatha, Utah, are the guests Of rela-
tives here.
L D. Eddins has gone to the T. & P.
hospital at Marshall for treatment.
Mr.. and Mrs J. N. RObb are visiting
in FL Paso.
John Notes.-The is home from Fort
Worth, where he has been taking medi-
cal treatment.
Mrs. J. T. Nettles, of Camden, S. c..
is in the city visiting her brother, c. s.
Holmes and children.
Miss Abel Carter, en- route from FL
PasO for a visit in Dallas, is the guest
Of her sister, Mrs. c. c. Kilway.
Miss Lizzie Tamsitt, of MARSHALL. is
the guest of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
G. W. Tamsitt.
W. P. Wallace is here visiting his
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. H. c. Wallace.
He resides in Sour Lake.
Secretary James i. Norris mas been
assured that Miss Helen Gould and
party will spend at least one day in
this city when they visit the Railroad
Y. ". c. AS on the Gould lines next
spring
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
" - - - - -
= BEIEN, n. NJ. (

Belen. n. NJ, Oct. 3O.-The Aid So
ciety of the Methodist church held its
weekly meeting at the home Of Mrs
Jose E. Chavez. The attendance was
good, and a large amount of work was
completed. Refreshments were served
The next meeting Will be at the house
of 1Irs. S. L. Suffer.
The Aid society Of the Lutheran
church held its regular meeting at
the home of Mrs. Charles Reinken.
The members are completing their
work for their coming bazaar as rap
idly as possible. Final plans were
also made for the Halloween supper,
which viii be given at the Hotel Be
len this evening.
Mrs. W.. Dawson and two children
have returned from a visit of several
weeks with relatives and friends in
Moriarty and Estancia-
Miss Nae Emma McCauley has re-
turned from her vacation, which was
spent at her home In Fort Smith, Ark
Mrs. Oscar Liffreing, of Sabinal,
was in the cit on a combined bust
ness and pleasure trip.
Mrs. John Curtis and son, Allie, have
left for Chicago, where they viii
spend several weeks with relatives.
Mrs. f. J. Boucher has returned
from a visit OF several weeks in Kan
sas City and Trinidad
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

famish, loosen and die; then the hair
falls out fast
If your hair has been neglected and
is thin. faded dry, scraggy or too oily
don't hesitate. but get q IS cent bottle
Of KnoWIton's Danderine at any drug
store or toilet counter; apply little
as directed and ten minutes after you
viii say this was the best Investment
you ever made
We sincerely believe, regardless OF
everything else advertised that If you
desire soft. 1ustrOus. beautiful hair and
lots Of it-no daudruff-nO itching
scalp and no more falling hair-yOu
must use KnOwltOn's Danderine- If
eventually--why not nOW2 A 3 cent
bottle viii truly amaze YOU
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
CaIIfoEnIa Moman seEioasIy Alarmed.

"A short time ago contracted a Sc
we're cold which Settled on my lungs
and caused me a great deal of annoy
ance. I would have bad coughing
spells and my lungs were so sore and
inflamed I began to be seriously
alarmed. friend recommended
Cham erlain's Cough Remedy, saying
she had used it for years. I bought
bottle and it relieved my cough the
first night, and in a week 1 was rid
Of the cold and soreness of my lungs"
writes Miss Marie Gerber. SaWteue,
Cal For sale by all dealers.-AdV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

Neuralgia Of the face, shoulder. hands
or feet requires a powerful remedy that
viii penetrate the flesh. BALLARD'S
SNOW LINI31ENT possesses that power.
Rubbed in where the pain is felt is all
that is necessary to relieve suffering
and restore normal conditions. Price
CSC. soc and s1.0O per bottle Sold by
Scott White & Co, three stores.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
Utterly Wretched
Nervous Prostitution Long Endured
nnfnrn aernerIu nstae EnIInh

nervous PFoStTatiOu Long EnuuE50
Before Remedy was Found.
Miss Minerva Reminger, Upper Bern,
Pa. writes: For several years had
nervous prostration, and was utterly
wretched. 1 lived on bread and beef
tea. because my stomach would not re-
tain anything else. I took many rem
edies, but obtained no relief until I
took Hoods Sarsaparilla, when began
to gain at once. Am now cured"
Pure, rich blood makes good, strong
nerves, and this is why Hoods Sarsa-
Darilla, which puriGes and enriches the
blood, cures so many nervous diseases.
Get It today in usual liquid form or
ehocolated tablets called SaFSatabSs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
NO BIC DEBT HANGS OVER JUBILEE;
SMALL DEFICIT WILL Be PAID OFF

mated, it being impossible to prepare
an Itemlzed statement until all bills are
in and all disbursements made, show
healthy condition. Principal among
the receipts and disbursements are:
RauafuFa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30
CLOVIS, n. NJ

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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

Ny book, as described above, win
be sent in plain, sealed envelope to
anyone who fills in the below cOu-
pom It is fully illustrated with
photo reproductions, printed on fine
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1912-10-30

coated paper, and should be read
by every man, young, middle aged
or elderly, whether ailing or strong.
Write or call today. Hours 9 to 6;
Sundays 10 to l.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-12-06
ABSENT-MINDED

One of the judgest out West,
who was.also a deacon, was about
to perform a marriage ceremony.
Madam" he said, addressing
the bride, "do you agree to take
Mr.. Z for your welded hus-
band2"
:. And after the lady had replied
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-12-06
elevation Of the took place my many years to
will haunt the nntrndden Lcone
or many years to


unit the untrodden regions come.
The. Puritan q
Strain M
NJ Bg De-tpn pra1eH> &~
The artists and critics may rave as they will
OF prudishness prim and precise,
They claim that it hampers their art and skill
To have to be proper and nice.
But for all of its squeamishness, all of its cant,
It holds us to decency, plain,
And I'm willing to lift up my voice in chant,
A hymn to the Puritan Strain"
1t may be trife too rigid and grim
And hard the spirit Of Youth
But it keeps the commandments from growing too dim
And it holds to the right and the truth
It's harsh and unyielding IN many way
That causes but worry and pain,
But man or a nation won't go far astray
If controlled by the Puritan Strain"
It's helped us to conquer the country we own
Which stretches from sea unto sea.
It's sobered and tempered us while we have grown
A nation united and free
It's graphing undaunted with problems most vast
With power of hand and of brain;
That grim, granite purpose will save US at last
Thank God for the Puritan ShainF
-o-o-
BSENT-MINDED in the affirmative the judge trr
If the udgest out West ing to the bridegroom said:
salso deacon was about Prisoner at the bar what Ia,
rm a marriage ceremony. you to say IN defense?"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-12-06

Col. Roosevelt's principal adj
dress to Progressives at confer
ence next week viii be made,
Wednesday.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1912-12-06

in the affirmative the judge, turn
ing to the bridegroom, said:
Prisoner at the bar, what have,
you to say IN defenseY
-o-o-
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1912-10-03
Got Something for Nothing.

When a person gets something
for nothing, said something usual y
contains a joker. or has string at
taChed to it. For instance, a GER
tain preacher received from a pat
ent medicine company an offer to
provide his church with song book S
free of charge. 1t was explained
that there would be few ads in
the front of the books, but that
these ads would not be offensive to
the members of the congregation,
since the books were being secured
for nothing The preacher gave
the order and the books arrived. He
found the ads to be mildly worded
and decided to use the books. He
explained from the pulpit how the
books had been secured, and an
nounced that they would sing No.
274. Imagire the peoples surprise
when, on reaching the second verse,
they found themselves singing,
"Hark, the heavenly angels sing,
Johnson's pills are just the thing;
Angelic voices meek and mild
two for man and one for child. -
FIX