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New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
Some rVayS Of the EVorid

night and just inform him that playing
with baby isn't playing baseball at Yale"
THE debutante receives altogether too
much praise" said the chaperon. " Lovely
and budding and fresh she may be- but
Just likely as not she is plain naughty.
] know several people who are simply at
their wits end To know what 10 do with
the wiIful. disobedient daughters that mod
ern education produces. The girls. one
would think. would be good and happy.
They are in the smartest set, have al that
money can buy and are restricted only in
the matter Of their acquaintances. Yet one
of these Chits, a last years debutante, de-
iberately waited the other night until her
parents went to the opera, and then went
to a dance given by a chance acquaintance
whose mother her own mother did not
know and did not wish 10 know. Another
went to subscription dance alone with her
maid, evaded the chaperon whom she was
to have met I'm the dressing room. and
spent most of her time with nan OF
whom her family disapproved. She even
let him drive her home, sending the maid
by a streetcar.
And her picture was in the paper tie
next Sunday as one OF the seasons most
charming buds'.'
little girl in The Bronx appeared at
school on a recent cold morning clad in a
thin summer coat. AS she had been accus-
toned to wear a warm garment the teacher
said:
Mary, how is il that you have not your
warm coat on this cold morning.
After a moments hesitation the girl re-
piled: Mamma was out playing bridge
nearly all night My coat was in her room.
and I did not dare go in for fear | should
wake her. and knew she wanted 10 sleep
late"
The teacher wondered why some children
were so much more sensible IMAM thelr
parents. :
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
THROW NOVELS IN BONFIRE
After Hearing Evangelist People Burn
Books, Gum and Poker Chips.

Toledo. Feb. Impressed with sermon
on worldliness, delivered 10 them ny an
evangelist. a number Of Perrysburg cltzehS
tonight made a huge bonfire. TO Whicn
they contributed paper-back novels, chew
ing gum, PLAYING cards, dice and poker
chips
While the 1wIers of these things filed
past the blazing fire a large crowd OF
women sang HYMNS
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
NO CIGARETTES FOR BOYS
Fraternities Must Obey Order Under
Pain of Expulsion.

Rochester Feb. Earl \. Bates. OF
Syracuse, president Of the Grand lnterfra-
ternlty Council Of the United States, which
includes a. chapters and 1880 members.
has issued this order, received here to-day;
Acting upon a favorable vote by the Ma
tional Board Of Educational Advisers, |
hereby order all members under eighteen
years Of age, Of all the chapters ot all the
fraternitieS In the United states. 10 refrain
from smoking cigarettes, under pain Of ten
DAYS suspension of the chapter. and unless
satisfactory measures are enforced within
ten days after complaint is taken up by this
body absolute expulsion Of the entire fra.
ternity oc which the offender is a member.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
STORAGE NOTICES.
GUARDIAN STORAGE AND TRANsfE"
COMPANY,

2OI- BOB West 12Jtn 81, y. = .,
New York. Jan. 26th 1912.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN to ga ea.h ~, ana n,
eyerv individual hereinafter mentioned tnst , on
MONDAY, THE 10TH DAY OF FEbhoAhi'
"o-'D' 1912. -,
the following goods will be sofa al ~ ppn PIN
.Is assCTION at the waTerooms OF the GrAkD- s!S
GhN STORAGE AND TRANSFER coMFA5Sn' ;
Nns 2ot and 303 West l25th st. ID tns 5or
ough OF Manhattan. city ana .ounN o,,ount
Vngis al 1880 a. m, TO recover the ahouhe
due upon said goods for storage charges uppn ni
tho same pursuant to law, and sueh sale VII
IN, si'e o,,inusd on EACH SUCCESSIVE MON
DAY until all said goods shall be soid
w Amy Dresser Sewing Mschihe e'e''
S37.05. cz.,. pook casa Har-
r.is trunks etc s93.i
r H. Campbell Trunks. Couch. Desk etc.
r. Dufre. Beds. chinonier. Dressers' Piano
e'p Miss H. Garvey, Tables. Beds. Rugs. etc.
$500. -, .o
II G. Mcclure, Beds. Dresses Sideooara'
etc. $55.05 1000
". NJ. soper Trunk Desk. Rugs, etc 81. 9g, y,
cVaRDIAS STORAGE AND IRANsfEh
COMPANY.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
WOMEN PLAN SUBMARINE FETT
Society to Gambol in Diving Suits at
Bottom of the Sea.

Los Angeles. Feb. Society women Of
Los Angeles, San Francisco and Pasadena
are planning a submarine fete TO be held
On the bottom Of the ocean of Cataline
Island early In March. Walter Howison
Pritchard, marine artist, is arranging the
details, and according to him the guests
are 10 he attireG m diving suits, each pro-
vided with all oxygen tank or air tubes
Cataline Island has been chosen for the
UNIQUE affair because of the extraordinary
clearness Of the water and the remarkable
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02

DIHtT CONtsFtantS.
with her are ten Iowa schooboys. each
4 champion corn raiser in his own county.
The children are being sent to- Washington
by the Iowa congressman. All won prizes
last year az champions
The boys are accompanied by Professor
r {. Bishop. Of Ames Agricultural Col
IeEe. and Miss EdmOnds by her mother
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
WOULD REINSTATE HAMS
Rayner Introduces Bill to Restore Him
TO Rank in Army.

Washington Feb. 1-Senator Rayner. Of
Maryland, to-day introduced bill author
izing the reappointment of Peter c. Hams,
lr, to the army and restoring his rank Of
captain If artillery.
Hams resigned from the army while he
vas q prisoner In Sing Sing for the murder
OF william r. Annis, OF New York.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
QUAKE MADE GLACIERS eRoAN.

Cordova. Alaska. Feb. 1.-The glaciers in
The Copper River district groaned and
ereaked ominously during yesterdays
earthquake. Reports from points along
the line Of the Copper River and North
western Railroad say the glaciers gave of
sound resembling the booming of cannon.
Inc noise was heard twelve miles away.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
GIRL TO BAKE FOR PRESIDENT

Chicago, Feb. Miss Lois Edmonds,
eleven years old Iowa's champion' bread
maker, left Chicago last night for Wash
ington. where she will bake a loaf of bread
for President TAFT. Despite her youth
Miss Edmonds won this honor from 1.4OO
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
FARLEY TO BE AT PRESS CLUB.

Cardinal Farley will be the guest At a
reception to he given to him by the New
York Press Club Tuesday The reception
will take place on the sixth floor at 30
o'clock and will he confined to members of
the club and few especially invited
guests. The Cardinal will be entertained
at luncheon on the fifth floor before the
reception.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
DIAMONDS AND WATCHES.
Dl a M o " I'd y
Can be returned within one year.
CHARLES A. kEGNE, $50 Broadway, New forl
LOST sANkBOOKS.


BANK BOOK No 5SI. 72s Of the Union Dime Saw
Ings Bank is missing ANY person having
claim To IL is hereby called upon to present the
same within ten days or submit 10 having SAID
passbook cancelled and q new one issued
BANKBOoK No. 577, 7,O74 OF the Union Dime Saw
Ings Bank is missing. Any person having
,ais, IA it is hereby called upon to present the
same within ten days submit to having SAID
ma ssbook cancelled and a new one issued
! oss1. on STOLEN Bankbook No. 8l2. go OF the
German Savings Bank In the CITY or New YORK,
r,,sr rourth avenue and I4th street issued to
t,ni,s weiss All persons are cautioned against
neaotiatIng the same II not returned 10 'the
boSL ON the I'D day of February. loi2' dupii-
cate will be issiI.d
,IoST or STOLEN. .-Bankbook No. 626,46s Of the
Garran savings Bank in the city OF New
", corner 4th ave. and 1ith ST., issued 10
Si,,,eI lew All persons are cautioned against
.,atia,irp the same IL not returned 20 the
henI ~ ON the 23d day OF February. l3l2' dupli-
cate will be issued.
go, pankbook No 52l 2S2 of Dry Dock Saw
LosI, tnstitu,ion Any person having claims
lnsa .aid. hook Is called upon TO present the
upon p 20 Yhe bank within thirty days, or the
iT hook will be declared canceued ana extin-
.l,sS saia a. and new one issued in lieu thereof
1ST- -Rankbook No l,0i4,i6l. Bank for say
|tmas | 5S0 Fourth avenue, New YORK Payment
s,onSsd. Please return book to bank
,-l,e.r tianE6ook No 9T3.0fs. Bank for Saw
L1oI 30 Enurth avenue New York Payment
,sod please return book 20 bank.
., IsanLhoo,, No a3l.0 OF. Bank for savings
$50 Fourth avenue New fork' faymeht
-oo please rMurn book 20 bank
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
WORK WANTED.
Female

female.
SECRETARY Graduate Of L. 5. school OF
Secretaries shorthand. typewriting. secretarial
accounts. secretarisl du'iesD. highly recommend
cd. desires position Miss OBJ, Room +O2, 5U9
9th ave. Telephone 59j5-Bryant.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
CAppET CLEANING.

C1REFrL, CARPET CLEANING co.--cieans
hv compressed air, steam, hand or on noos
I55s broadway. Al East 18th ST. SoE
BRANDT. Tel l32--3sth. -----------.--s..,-,--.
NLW YORK CARPET CLEANING Wohhs'
oldest, Largest. Most Modern ,-.
FINE RUGS WOVEN FROM OLD gANrEis
ISriees Reasonable. send for Cireuisr
Te, i6a2- ls93 Bryant. i3t-i5s We. 52,n ...
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED
AAAl-

COAtHMAN and useful man on gentlema n
country place. married man, understands
the care of horses carriages and harness; !
years Tcfercnc" from last place; sober. honest
and obligInR. Thos Birch Princeton. y. ).
JAPANESE First class cook: willing TO do
houscwos>; earnest sober. with private fam
ly ; :, II East 10Th 81.
USEFUL MAN-German. single. city or coun
try. understands furnace. horse, COW, REFER
ences. good home preferred Jaeger. 22t0 30 ave
WANTED BY gentleman Of education. po-
stion OF trust and responsibility. willing to
travel or locate permanently outside New YORK
city: has ability AZ a writer highest New York
differences moderate salary. Address, Truth,
Eox 80, Tribune Office.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02

MOVEMENTS Of WAKSTIIIo.--IHe He
folowing movements OF vessels nave peen
reported TO the Nevy Department;
ARRIVED.
Ian 3I-The Whipple. at San Diego: the Caesar
and the Brutlis AT Guantanamo the Wheel
ing, at Caldera Bay
SAILED
Ian 20. O.--Thc Hannibal from Guantanamo for
Cape Gracios Dios. 49,,
Ian 3i-The New Hampshire. from Norfolk for
navy yard. New YORK; me NePtohe; ba G,Ir.1, IRON
IRON, Guam FOR Cavite: the Wheeling, from
Santo Domingo City for Caldera BAY.
The cable address Of the conmahdei IN chet
Of the hsiatic feet. while inc fanioo" N d'
Marking. will be Marking China.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02

AND SUBSCRIPTIONS
.eIved az their Uptown ONCE.
between 36th and 37th sts..
Advertisements receiyed at
Offices at regular Office rates
viz; I; 264 sth ave-. 5. e. cor.
cor. 18th ST.: t04 East i4th
between 7th and stb aves.;
1885 Sd ave: 1T0s 1st ave.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
ARMY AND NAVY ORDERS.
Prom The Tribune Bureau.l
Washington, Februa

Washington. February J.
ORDERS ISSUED. The following orders
have been issued:
ARMY.
Major GEORGE ". RITHERS. "ommissary. de
tailed upon retirement, March u, 10 recruit
ing service, Parkarsburg. w. V. Vice FIRST
Lieutenant CHARLES f, SWARII, Ihfan
try, unassigned.
Major WILLIAM G. GAMBRllI paymaster,
from Army and Navy General Hospital HOT
Springs. to Denver. -.
Name OF First Lieutenant ANTON 9. CRoN,
10th Infantry, placed on list OF d"tache1
officers and name OF First IlcutthhhI I
CHARLES +. SWARTZ, infantry, removed
therefrom. Lieutenant SWARTH assigned 10
10th Infantry.
Paymaster II. DE +. MEL, to navy yard, Puget
Sound. .l,.
Passed Assistant Paymaster J. NJ. HANCOCK.
detached navy yard, Puget sound TO naval
Nacbinists 4. V. LONG. WILLIAM TwIGG, Jr..
T. r. KALDE, II. W. LAMBERT: \: l..
SEAMAN, w u. DADD, j. A. CRIMMINS.
C'HRLES SWANBERG. NJ. G. DAVIS. w. II
MI'CHLHAUSE. LEROY NEIL. +. A. SAM
TELSON. o. ID. PARKER, 7. W. JENKINS
J. A. WARD. J. =. HINES JOHN GAL
IAGHER G. ". ROBBINS G. ). HANSEL
and L. A. HEALY. acting appointment as
machinists from January II
Paymsster's clerk a. G. KING. appointment re-
ked.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02

ADVERTISEMENT
for The Tribute re-
No 1884 broadway.
until % O'Clock p. VI.
the following branch
until S o'clock q. IN.
o3d St: 15s 9th ave.
ST. 2a7 West 42d st,
2S3 West l2oth ST.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
SCHOOL AGENCIES.

American & Foreign Teachers Agency.-sup-
plien Professors, Teachers, Tutors, Governesses,
etc to Colleges, Schools and Families. Apply
TO Mrs NJ. J. Young Fulton, % Union Square.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
r.Y,TpEWRlTlNo AND TYPEWRlT. RS

VICTOR VISIBLE. 10 Nassau 81 r.os% assss1s
in I'nierwoods. Remingtons. divers. snisna
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
HELP WANTED.

Female.
tHAl FFEGR-C -Colored: expert driver: all tour
ing cars. hav" own tools. DO all reTairing
otherwise handy all around. !. Davis, 2229 9TH
ave.
COOK First class all branches. assist IRON
ing neat, economical. six years excellent
references. city. country. $50. Industrial As
ISOLATION Agency II West i2d ~. Phone 52l0
Bryant
COOK.--ScotCh. hrst class all branches; with
or without kitChcnmaid. four years excel"
lent references. $3.50. Industrial Association
Agency II West 42d 81 Phone 52l0 Bryant
REFINED PROTESTANT NURSE wanted for
year old infant English German pre-
fcrr,d; references CaIl Mrs. HuIzinga, Hotel
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

-E-FLES WILSON'S Employment Agency
TitGhnne 2221 Plaza. l<l East 5Ith St Sup
fn-A ETst class servants to private famllss- AL
references Investigated.
New-York tribune., 1912-02-02

| 4 TRAINED NURSE wants care of semi-nyalid
going 10 Europe before June; reasonable terms
references. y. u. Box 60 Tribune Uptown Or
13HI Broadway
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-14
Answered to the Name.

The two friends had been dining on
d1cers and sundry strange dishes at
the "Cedars of Lebanon" cafe. in the
Syrian quarter of New York. They
we're drinking their coffee, thick with
coal-black grounds. and wondering
whether they really enjoyed 1t, when
Smithers suddenly cried out:
"Pataug! Pataug!"
The walter hurried away, and came
back presently bringing an ordinary
corkscrew.
Il was just testing" said Smithers
to his companion, "the truth of the
story that the first corkscrew seen in
Beirut was taken there by q Yankee.
1t was a patented American contrap-
tion, and the Syrians were amazed at
its convenience. They gpelled out on
it the mystic words, Pat. Aug. 16,
'76,' and took that TO be the name of
the implement. Now / believe the
story that 'pataug' is it's name all over
the Levant."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-14
Modern Aesop.

One day, in the presence Of the Fox,
the Tortoise was Dragging to the Hare
of his ability as a runner. The Fox
was very derisive of the Tortoise's pre-
tensions, whereupon the Tortoise,
winking at the Hare. offered to bet
the Fox considerable sum OF money
that he could outrun the Hare. The
Fox lost no time in putting up the
money, and off the contestants started.
The Hare took big lead at once, but
after getting comfortably out of sight,
wandered away from the track and fell
asleep. The Tortoise accordingly was
the first to reach the winning post.
The Fox went off cursing at the loss
of his money, and when he had gone
the Tortoise divided his winnings with
the Hare. Ever since that time bet,
ting on races has been an uncertain
spCrt.-Life.
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PRICETOWN.
Nov. 10. 1912

NOV. lO, l9lZ.
Miss Ella Smith is visiting relatives
at Lynchburg.
Robert Faris, of New Market, visit
ed his mother,sMrs. Eliza Faris, Fri
day.
Miss Stella Shaffer spent Sunday
with Miss Nellie Stultz.
Mrs. Gertrude LShaffer and two
daughters, of Middletown, spent one
day last week with her brother, Joe
Thomas.
Mrs. Louisa Stevens disposed of her
household goods Mondayiand will make
her home with her daughter, Mrs.
Mary Stevens, near Bloomingsburg.
Mrs. Belle Mann, of Danville, visited
her sister, Mrs. Cora Roebuck, Satur
day and Sunday.
Mrs. Effie Pickett and daughter,
Miss Gertrude, of Blanchester, are
visiting Ed Landess and wife.
Frank Ramley and wife, of Cincin-
natl, are visiting her mother, Mrs.
Margaret Faris.
Will Dale and family, of Washington
9. H., spent Sunday with his mother,
Mrs Rebecca Swain.
Mrs. Tillie Tedrick and Mrs. Hester
Roush visited Jas. DeHaas and family,
near Rainsboro, from Friday until
Sunday.
j. A. Young and family had as their
guests Sunday, Bert Landess and
family.
Alpheus Cochran and wife were
guests of P. II. Shaffer and family,
Sunday.
Mrs. Agnes Redkey and two child
rem, of Sugartree Ridge, visited her
mother, Mrs. Nancy Cochran, part of
last week, and was accompanied home
by her sister, Mrs. Amanda Pulliam,
Thursday.
Mrs. Robert Daisley and daughter,
Mrs. Andy Lemon, of Fairview, spent
election day with Jesse Cochran and
family.
b. F. Faris and daughter. Isma,
we're guests of Mrs. Eliza Faris Sun
day and were accompanied home by
Miss Grace Smith.
Mrs. W. S. Barker spent Sunday
with p. G. Robinson and family, at
Lynchburg.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1912-11-14
WHEN MICROBES ARE BUSIEST
Although Never Dormant, II Has
Been Proved They Have Special
Hours of Activity.

A celebrated scientist has made the
interesting announcement that there
are more microbes in the air at nine
o'clock in the morning and at nine
o'clock at night than during any 9th
er periods of the day. He has also
discovered that the percentage of mi.
crobes in the atmosphere is less at
three o'clock in the morning and three
clock in the afternoon than at any
other times. The explanation ad-
vanced for the Partially of the mi
crobe for nine o'clock a. m. and p. m.
is that the "microbe hour" 10 con-
trolled by the movements of people.
From FIVE to nine in the morning they
are going from their homes to their
working places, and from Ave to nine
in the evening they are again Jour-
neying through the streets, either
homeward bound or in search Of
pleasure.
He noted that at or about six
O'Clock every morning and evening
there were indications of the ap-
proach of the microbe rush" hour.
From that time on until nine o'clock
the atmosphere became more and
more crowded with germs of all
kinds, some bad, some good; and
then, Immediately after nine o'clock.
the tide began to ebb, until 1t was
always lowest round about three
o'clock. According to his researches,
after lunch is the safest time for
nap.
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OBJECTED TO THE RED TAPE
Why New York Woman Is Done with
the Famous Society with the
Long Name.

"T'm never going to have anything
more to do with the Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals" de-
clared a Brooklyn woman, indignant
ly. i've had one affair with them. 1t
happened when a cat in our neighbor-
hood gave birth to FIVE kittens and
then deserted them. None of us want.
ed the kittens so, as | have a phone
in my house, 1t was suggested that /
get the s. P. G. A. to come and take
them away. telephoned-and such a
lot of questions as they asked!
They wanted to know my name and
the number of my house: the number
of kittens in the litter, and their gen.
der and color and breed; the day of
their birth and the number of days
since their mother went away from
them. OF course, these questions were
tantalizing, because | couldn't see
what difference it made. l thought
all they had to do was to send man
up and take the kittens away. Then
hey asked me If | was married, and
how many children | had; how many
rcighbors were complaining Of the kit
'ens and If these neighbors were old
maids. l thought they were very per-
sonal in their questions. But l an
swered them all. Finally came ques-
ton that made me mad. What is the
name of the cat that deserted these
kittens?' was asked
"'Im sure l don't know l replied;
she is no relation of mine,' and with
that banged the receiver on the hook.
md after all we had to pay small
boy to take those kittens away and
drown them"
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Settlement of Accounts.

Accounts and vouchers of the following
named persons and estates have been fied
N tne probate Court of Highland Oountv
Ohfo. for inspection, settlement and record
exceptions are fled thereto, they will be for
nearing and confirmation on Monday De-
cember 8, 1912
Pelt filed ist and final account
John Wllkin admr. of Noah Wilkin 6led
LIST and final account. $50
Ollie Bragg admrx. of George ID. Bragg
filed lst and final account ee
M L. Matthews executor of Susan l..
count. -
Charles f. Rosselott admr. of I.ucinda
orosier flied first and final account.
g: f. Terry guardian of Carlton Terry ct
al nleo lst, list and final account
w. 70. Thomas admr. of Henry Grandeur.
filed first and final account
Emily 3; Moehlenpage admrx. of Martha
j. Bush, filed first and Anal account.
clara 9. Kinnear admrx. of Chas. w.
Strobel filed first and final account
Annie Ferneau exrx. of Austin Ferneau
account.
Granville G. Robinson admr. of Ephriam
Robinson, filed first and final account
a Homer Achor admr. of Isaac Achor, fled
hrst and final account.
]. w. Watts exr of Charlotte Fitxhupb.
nled first, final and distributive account
ID. n. Henderson admr. of Frank @. Full
ton, hled first and Anal account.
kacnel 70. Miner, guardian of Mary H.
johnson, fled first account
O.. j. Smitbson guardian of Arpel e.
Smithson, fled sixth account
j. L. Caldwell guardian of Harry NJ New
beck, ct al, filed first account
Nov. 13, 1912.
I'm. WATTS.
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BABY K|DNAPS HER
GREAT GRANDMA
"Billie" Harvey Gives 72-Year-
Old Relative Trip on a Chi
cago Boulevard.
HURLS "COP" ASIDE
Two-YearOld Girl, Who Had Ridden
Before, Starts Electric Machine
That Never stops Until II Dashes
Into Plate Glass Window.

ChicaEo.-Miss Billie Harvey, who
is the daughter of Mrs. W. +. Harvey
and who Is one year and eleven
months old, took her great-grand-
mother, Mrs. Mary Harrison, who is
seventy-two, out Joy riding the other
day. 1t was an exceedingly exciting
occasion for Mrs. Harrison Billie her
self didn't notice the excitement until
afterward. That was when her moth
er got her home. If one is to Judge
merely from sounds Billie was con-
siderably excited.
The net results of the excursion
were as follows:
One gently spanked chauffeuse.
One slightly damaged electric auto.
One broken plate glass window.
One moderately damaged park police
One case of Mysteries. acquired by Bill
lies mother.
One case of Mysteries claimed by Bill
lies grandmother.
One badly frightened and much shaken
great-grandmother.
There were four in the party when
Billie started out for the Joy ride.
They included Miss Billie, Miss Bill
lies mother, who Is Mrs. Harvey; her
grandmother, who Is Mrs William D.
McJunkin, and her great-grandmoth-
er, who Is Mrs. Harrison. You see
there were four generations, all seat
ed quietly together in an electric run
about. The party left the McJunkin
residence at 933 Margate terrace and
set forth down Sheridan road to do
little shopping.
At Irving Park boulevard Grand
mother McJunkin and Mother Harvey
got out. theoretically that left Great
Grandmother Harrison in charge of
the auto. The theory however, was
faliacious. AS a matter of fact Great
Grandmother Harrison knew nothing
whatever about an automobile With
Miss Billie 1t was different. She had
been riding with her mother many
times. She had watched her mother
operate the car. She knew just how
her mother pulled the pearl handled
dingus on the thingumbob attached to
the silver mounted what-you-call-it
Billie didn't know much else about an
auto but that, but she knew that
bhOiOu6hly'
So while great-grandmother sat
blissfully unconscious of the impend-
ing catastrophe Miss Billie proceeded
to toy artfully with the thingumbob
and the what-you-call-it Her opera
tions brought prompt results The
car started with jerk. Great-grand-
mother woke up with a scream Miss
Billie gurgled. But the auto kept on.
Meanwhile mother and grandmoth-
er had heard great-grandmother's
screams. They were In the street in
an instant. They saw the runabout
careening down Sheridan road. They
raised frenzied outcries. But the
auto kept right on a-golng.
1t was at this point that Park Po-
liceman Coleman projected himself