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The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
A DOCTORS SLEEP Found He Had to Leave Of Coffee.

Many persons do not realize that bad stomach will cause insomnia.
 Coffee and tea drinking being such an ancient and respectable form of habit, few realize that the drug-caf- feine-contained in coffee and tea, is one of the principal causes of dys- pepsia and nervous troubles.
 Without their usual portion of cof- fee or tea, the caffeine topers are nervous, irritable and fretful. That's the way with whisky drinker. He has got to have his dram "to settle his nerves"-habit
 To leave off coffee or tea Is an easy matter if you want to try it, because Postum gives gentle but natural support to the nerves and does not contain any drug-nothing but food.
 Physicians know this to be true, as one from Ga. writes:
 T have cured myself of a long, standing case of Nervous Dyspepsia by leaving off coffee and using Post um," says the doctor.
 T also enjoy refreshing sleep, to which I've been an utter stranger for 20 years
 In treating dyspepsia in its various types, I find little trouble when I can induce patients to quit coffee and adopt Postum."
 The Dr. is right and there's reason" Read the little book, "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
 Postum now comes in concentrated, powder form called Instant Postum. It Is prepared by stirring a level tea spoonful in cup of hot water. adding sugar to taste, and enough cream to bring the color to golden brown.
 Instant Postum is convenient; there's no waste; and the favour Is always uniform. Sold by grocers-50- cup tn 30 cts. 100-cup tin 50 cts.
 A 5-cup trial tin mailed for grocer's name and 2-cent stamp for postage. Postum Cereal .Co., Ltd, Battle Greek. Hich.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
PeriIs of Overdelicacy.

A bridegroom gave his best man an envelope.
 Hand it to the parson after the ceremony" he said, but don't do it ostentatiously."
 The best man followed instructions, but 1t seems that he performed his task too coyertly, for the father of the bridegroom, after the pair had departed, believed that an omission had occurred and quietly pressed a banknote into the minister's hand. But he also was too secretive about it, and before the party broke up the brides brother felt called upon to draw the minister aside and thrust a $10-bill upon him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Wireless Man.

A novelty in the way of maps has just been issued by the German impe rial post office, which has compiled a chart showing the principal wireless telegraph stations in the world The object ts to advertise the facilities now afforded in Germany for "draht lose" telegraphy. German stations are, of course, given special promi- hence on the map, and in this connec- tion it is interesting. to note that the station at Neuen is claimed to be the most powerful in existence, it's range being 2,100 miles. This is two hun- dred mifes more than that of Eiffel tower
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Kina Georoe sunerstitious.

An incident which occurred while the king was out shooting recently over the Hon. John Wards preserves at Woolley shows that the monarch shares with many other persons the superstition about the number thir- teen. The eight guns were joined at luncheon by five women of the party staying at Chiffon, and the king no ticing the unlucky number would not sit down until Donald Harding. the acting agent upon the estate, was called in to make the number up to fourteen.-New York Herald.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Old Landmark Gone.

The Blaine schoolhouse in Mars Hill up on the hill, the one James G. a bell, which still hangs in the belfry, is no more. It has been converted into storeroom and moved to an- other site. A good many bright boys and girls, now old men and women, graduated from this historical build of sorrow as the old schoolhouse leaves the foundation 1t was builded upon years and years ago.-Kennebec (Me.) Journal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
End of a Noted Folly.

The monocle has long since been out of fashion in England, and is soon to disappear from Paris, which has been it's last stronghold. It was in- vented by Dutch dandy, and it's evil effects upon the eye were at once noted by oculists. The monocle first appeared at the congress of Vienna in 1914, when it was worn by it's in ventor. One folly, at least, has had only about century of life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
MERIT HAS MADE

Bonds Liver Pills household word by the people of the great South.
 We have spared neither time nor money in perfecting BONDS PILLS to meet the needs of those who suffer from Headaches, Biliousness, Consti- patton, Malaria and consequent ills MERIT was our chief object. Not how cheap, but "how good" we could make them.
 The phenomenal sale of BONDS LIVER PILLS is due solely to their MERIT-not to loud and misleading claims of CURING EVERYTHING.
 All druggists, 25c-Ady.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Reason for Inquiry

The following after-dinner story was related by Dr. Henry Churchill King, president of Oberlin college, be- fore the Chicago Congregational club banquet:
 q was standing out in front of one of the big exposition buildings at the St. Louis fair, when man came out of the building much the worse for liquor.
 Whats the name of thish here building?' he asked as he reeled away.
 'I told him the name of the build ing.
 Thanks he said. was just in it and 1 wanted to check 1t off"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Opera in the Boxes,

What was the story of the opera?"
 What I heard ran about like this: In the first act I learned that Mrs. Wallaby, the society leader, is about to sue her husband for divorce. In the second act l learned that Miss Lotta Plunks smuggled in that ia, nous pearl necklace, and in the third I heard that MT. Gerald Pif11e is rap idly drinking himself to death"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
The Real Problem

Well, dear" said the young hus- band to his bride, 'I'll make out the deposit slip in your name and all you have to do is to take it to the bank"
 Yes" she responded, but suppose l want to draw out some money some day, how will they know which is my ney?"-Harper's Bazar.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Demands of TraLe.

Tt would seem a fagrantly clear case" said the magistrate. adding, to the burglar who had been haled be- fore him, What have you to say for yourself?"
 Not much, your honor. But I hope you can give me a short sentence This is my busy season."-Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Explaining What Snob Really Is

Uncle Roy, what is a snob?"
 "A snob, Eddie, is a person who in herits great deal of money, goes abroad and buys himself a veneer of culture, returns home and poses as a connoisseur of something, and goes around calling his poor relations par venues.' Why do you ask such a question, Eddie?"
 Because I heard Donald's big brother talking about you this after noon and he said you were snob"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
One of His Worst.

The Doctor-"Did you hear about that Methodist preachers daughter down south who turned sleuth, hunt ed up the pickpocket who had robbed her of her purse, and finally landed him in the penitentiary?" The Profes- sor-"Good for her! She was au M. B. sis, with vengeance. Chicago Tribune.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Gettino Even.

Your first name is June, is it, lit tie girl?"
 ''Yes, sir; only I don't spell it the way most folks do."
 How do you spell it?"
 "J-u-e-n."
 Why is that, little girl?"
 Do you 'spose I'm goin' to let the Macs got ahead of men when it comes to speIlin' names different?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
The World of Elegance.

We never buy anything in this ex pensive store Why do you gaze for hours at those dummies?"
 Well, Edward, one learns from them much good manners, don't you know!"'
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
In1norranr fn Mothara
Retort Discourteous.

Stranger Hooking at the taximeter) Nine dollars and fifty cents! I told you I wanted to come in the most di, rect way, and I think you've been driving me round about.
 Cabby-Round about, eh? You ought to have hired an aeroplane.-Judge.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Cxcess of Riches.

He has nine tons of coal in his cellar"
 That's nothing. I've got only one in, but it's paid for."-Detroit Free Press.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Her Ideal.

What is your idea of an ideal hus- band, Mrs. Muchwed?"
 "One who will begin paying you ali mony without waiting for the judge to name the amount"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Father-How is it that I find you kissing my daughter? Answer me, sir! How is it?
 Young Mainline, sir; fine!-Satire.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Regular practicing physicians recommend and prescribe OXIDINE for Malaria, be- cause it is proven remedy by years of ex- perience. Keep bottle in the medicine chest and administer at first sign of Chills and Fever. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

To prevent Malaria is far better than to cure it. In malarial countries take dose of OXIDINE regularly one each week and save yourself from Chills and Fever and other malarial troubles. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
His Successor

q suppose you expect your son to step into your shoes when you retire.
 No. I hardly expect that; but he has already taken my seat in the front row"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

As a summer tonic there is no medicine that quite compares with OXTDINE. It not only builds up the system. but taken reg ularly, prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste less formula at Druggists. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
About the only things some fellows seem able to keep are late hours.
Reason.

HcdSOn. "Pa, why do they call it the rhinoc- eros?" Because he has such thick rind, son"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

A great majority of summer ills are due to Malaria in suppressed form. Las stude and headaches are but two symp- toms. OXIDINE eradicates the Malaria germ and tones up the entire system. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Many a man who would hesitate to make wife of his cook will make a cook of his wife.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma- tion, aays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle Ady
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Selecting Recruits,

That's my idea of 3 pleasant job Whats that?"
 Scouting for a comic opera com pany"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

If your appetite Is not what it shonld be perhaps Malaria is developing. It affects the whole system. OXIDINE will clear away the germs. rid you of Malaria and generally improve your condition. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

The one time man doesn't mind put ting his foot in it is when he steps into a fortune.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Not Frequent.

Do you like rare beef?" ''Is there any other kind these days?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Be thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't accept water for bluing. Ask for Red Cross Ball Blue, the extra good value blue. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

It is difficult for a woman to enact the dual role of soul mate and help mate.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Take the Old Standard GROVES PASTEL ESS CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it Is simply Quinfne and Iron in tasteess people and children, 50 cents. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

As general thing the kind of man who wears a watch on his wrist doesn't need all his pockets to carry his money in.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

As summer tonic there is no medicine that quite compares with OXIDINE. It not only builds up the system, but taken reg ularly, prevents Malaria. Regular or Taste less formula at Druggists. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Dropsy cured. Swelling quickly reduced. shortness Of Breath relieved In a few hours. Sample treatment free. C0LLEn DRoPsY REhEDY CO.,, ATLANTA, GA. Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Constipation causes and seriously aggra- yates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierces Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated grapules. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
NOT FIT FnR IAnIEs


 Public sentiment should be against it. and we be- neye 1t is, there can be Why ladies should have to suffer with headaches and neuralgia, pecially when Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt relief. It is simply question of getting the ladies to try it. All druggists sell Hunts Lightning Oil in 25c and 50c bottles. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Theu,re SimnIe Folk

Do you think two could live on my salary?"
 Two Fiji islanders might
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for your money, goes twice as far as any other. AsS your grocer. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

About the only man in the world who is satisfied with his job is the self-made man.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

No man can stand in his own light without casting a shadow
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
The Reason.

Mine is sunny lot" he moaned
 He moaned about it because his lot was so sunny he couldn't sell it.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

ITCH Relieved in 30 Minutes. Wooford's Sanitary Lotion for all kinds of contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

It seems the irony of fate that while the grass widow is in clover, the real widow should be in weeds
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Many business man who claims he wants only a fair profit must have in mind a church fair profit.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

We are most apt to realize that time is money when the interest comes due
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Some people fail to win because oth CTS do not lose.
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06

Especially where flirting is con cerned little learning is dangerous thing
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
What Are Her Thouahts.

Gladys has far away look"
 q don't understand that Her fiance lives just around the corner"
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
Kind to w atch.

'Dibbs apparently has no bad hab- it's"
 Beware of that man."
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
P A M
He Answered Truly.

Color goods brighter and faster colors than o dye any garment without ripping apart Wrto for fl
The Green Forest tribune., 1912-12-06
A W0NDE3EU. DISCOVERY.

W. N. U., LITTLE ROCK, NO. 49-1e12.
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
1. t.suw es.se

Mrs. r. A. Williams entertained
sixteen ladies a. bridge whist last
Saturday afternoon. from } TO 80. In
compliment To Mrs. J. II. Melvin. Of
Oregon. and Mrs. 8. II. kilburn. q
Oklahoma. her sisters. who have been
the guests Of relatives In this city
for some weeks.
Bright. fragrant carnations Of every
color. were placed here and there In
vases ahd jardinieres for = charming
decoration.
Mrs. Williams was assisted In her
pleasant duties by her sister. Mrs.
VIM. Gabele.
After the game acceptable refresh
ment was served.
This affair. though informal. was
among the checriest Of the season.
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
's.~ s...,s q e,.y L,Iss,y.

One Woman's Work for Farm wo-
men. By Jennie Buell.: Observation
Of Symptoms. A. r. Hawes: Talks to
First Year Nurses. A. r. Hawes; A
Cook Book for Nurses. Sarah c. Hil:
Home Problems From q New Stand
point, c. L. Hunt: Art Of Right Liv-
Ing. Euthenics. Good Luncheons for
Rural Schools Without q Kitchen.
Sanitation In Daily Life. First Lee
sons In Food and Diet. by Ellen H.
Richards: Chemistry Of Cooking and
Cleaning. Ellen Richards and Maria
8. Elliott: Home Sanitation. by tho
Sanitary Science Club: Nurses Hand.
book Of Drugs and Solutions. Julia C.
stimson: Studies In Invalid Occupa-
ton. Susan y. Tracy. contains sug-
gestions for entertaining rstful. sick
children and crtpples: Fuels Of the
Household. Marian White: Making Of
. Girls Trade School. Mary 8. Wool
man.
All Of the above books pertain 70
domestic and sanitary science and
are very suggestive and helpful lit
tie volumes. They are not long SCI
entific trcatises. but are short and
practical ideas In regard to the queo
tons that are being 10 thoroughly
studied xt present
Other books added this month are:
l.Assoing Wild Animals In Africa, By
Guy u. scull: this 10 an account Of
Rooscveits hunting trip In Africa:
Annual Report Of Commisslonee oe
Patents: Annual Report os smithsoa-
Ian Institution. 1910; Official Rec
ords Of the union and Coos~derats
Naviss In the Civil War. volusne -.
sertes !: rentA Annual Report a
COLORADO State Board of Charities;
Proccediau Ct Nattonal CoaferSaco
OF Charities and Corrcctlous. hsld II
Boston. 1911; beek Rsvtsw DaoooA
1911: Readers 0uids 70 Pseio1Soal
Literature. 1911: TIE Fact Book. ~
ost b. Cvrreat Litssat~rs PublisA.
Ing Co.. . book e valus n snsvse.
'as essssioas sbsse osvssaasat. hb.
tosy. essrsat tselss. sse.
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
r~. xu'.s !. e...yA. wr....

Two men we're killed and three ser
tousiy Injured. two immense COM
pound engines demolished and traf.
fic tied up for twelve hours. BY .
head-end collision between two Santa
Fe freight trains Wednesday after.
noon In Shoemaker canon. three mil q
north OF warous. n. N. The dead
are:
George Crzbsree. OF Ration. fireman.
buried In debris OF engine and scald-
I'd to death. leaves family. Crabsree
b veil known In railroad circies In
Ia Junta. having formerly fired be-
tween this city and Ration.
Arthur kr,tes. Of Las Vegas, fire
man. unmarried. scalded and crushed /:
dted tso hours after~ard In hospi.
tai at Las Vegas.
The injured:
Frank Handi.y. Las Vegas. brake
man. severely scalded: may die
George Smell. Las VEGAS. engineer.
probably fatally injured internally.
John Bailey. engineer. Ration. seri-
ousiy scalded and crushed.
The t~o engines we're reduced TO
shApeicss junk by the terrific i'm
pact. As the collision occurred on q
steep grade a, high speed. The cut
h 40 narrow that II Is impossible TO
build . -shoofly.- and the task of
clearing the track IL slow and DIM
cult. /.
Passenger train No. !. wcssbound.
running eIos- behiid the vestbound
freight. had . narrow escape. the en-
Etneer bringing Il TO . stop With
the pilot . fev inches from the mass
oe vreckAge.
A nisss1erstandinG Of orders caus-
- the collision.
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
Championship Trophy Contest.

Great preparations are .e,rs made
by the Ia Junta Gun Club for the
tournament which will BE- pulled off
In this city on Washington's birth
day. The Dodge City Gun Club will
have q team Of eight or more men
here and an equal number nom the
Pueblo Gun Club. both Of which will
make 4 strenuous endtav to wrest
the Arkansas Valley championship .
trophy from the local team. Besides
about thirty merchandise prizes gen.
erously donated BY merchants Of Ia
Junta there will Be . coastderable
sum Of added money to be awarded
In prizes.
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
Iishs cs~es~y sss'ps Rsshy ee~l

City CleSt Paul North vas AanAsA
. eAsck AosAAy fos esSs.ii By he
AfkasaAs vaIIsy Railway. LisAt asl
rovss Company vhieA sees - e.
sbeA ~ eiey csfssss. TAis aDsant
rsSrsssass tvo ~ eses = ~ eeo-
Daay's gfess sasahss sas tAs yeas
1911. Lase ysas ~ aosans -
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La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
CONSERVATION GARMENTS

In all embroidery, also fine val
and linen lace trimmed, and rib
bon finished at 81, $l.5O. $500
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
PURITAN QUALITY WEAR

We shall not attempt to de-
scribe garments here, suffice it to
say that for dainty, nice work and
durable, pretty material and mod
crate prices, these excel.
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
nIoMyooWMS

We shall feature fine Main
sock slipover and empire gowns,
trimmed with val and Swiss en-
broidery at 81, $50 and $500
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03

A Texas newspaper offered prize
kor the best answer To Why Is a
woman like a newspaper" An Ar
kansas woman captured IN. prize
Her answer Was: because every
man ought to have his own and no,
run after his neishbor's"
The la Junta rribuu. is clamoriny
for an auditorium for that live little
city Go To II. wt1l have 10 wait
here In Pueblo until the courts de-
eide whether is more important thai,
Tate gets his office back than that
the peoples charter should b. pre-.
served Pueblo Leader
\ very queer coincidence O, the
Good Road. Convention reccntly held
In Pueblo ~as the fac, that the
total number OF accredited DELEGATES
At the convention Mas I'm and ths,
an equal number Of dollars we're e,.
pended In iiauida,ing the expenses
OF the convention.
-
At recent meeting OF the adyer.
ttsinx managers OF the department
stores Of New York a decision vas
Agreed upon whereby newspapers arr
10 b. used exclusively for all store at
vcrtiainK. The membership OF the
rctA,l~rs' association includes thirty,
ntne stores In that city
: The United Statss supreme eour,
has decided that railroads have tn.
. right TO carry liquors into prohibition
dhtftcts and such liquor does not b..
! c>0e subject 10 local control until In
~ hands oe the coastGnc~. This /,
: cough to Justify the prohib,tionist,
- demanding the rcxan Of the ~
pssos jsAsea a-Gardea Cav Herald.
-
! wssA cesaty lsads u bosnia,
nepssve,t eos pevsi1ens. having ai
reaAy Incorporated . Roosevelt Clsl
unAss tAs laws a CelosaAe. n,
0sse significant fsatsfs q tAe Hev
sDuA y that he svU seats ceaaistes
~ sssa wssl cesssy ass saeas Il
lAssspsssases. shsviAe thae tAses 4
eoaooDssse.s noosuseos ssasioanA Il
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03

The blus,cr Of the hard xinter Is
nov past and the inventory shows
,ha, the less vas not half So ~, at
As the yeilo~ir.rs tried TO maxi II
appear There Is jus; one thins to
bear in mind In reading thess Tub
wher. they amt. and henc. The ZERO
losses arc comparatively nil A f-s
years ago such weather at a period
when the country is practically 4ith-
out feed would hav. broken a lot Of
cattle mel. bu; these things DO not
occur 80 commoni, nowadays IL "
the small herds around tn. stack. Of
hay Of the little ranehers that oome
through the ~irtfr TO feed TIE na-
tion - ne see how easy u has
be.n for the rr,a, evolution 10 sork
Itself out-Ficid and Farm.
In this weeks lssn. Of the out
look there 10 an editorial BY Taeo
dorc Roosevelt. tn. next president
Of the United States. entitled. Yo-
mems Rights. and the Du,i.s Of Bosh
Men and Women Mr.. Roo.-v~lt
~ays he believes In ~omAn's rlShta
and he aiso believes In woman SUI.
fraxe wherever the women .Ant II.
Where they do no, van, II the suf.
frag~ should not b- forced upon thea
Tie says where the susfrage has
been given to women In som. Of The
western stAies he has been anahse
W see that any great difscr.nc. hae
b~en caused. - compared ssth neieh-
boring stai~s ef similar social Al
Industrial condittons vh~re .oosa
have Io< the suffrage. There -
beea 10 very MARRIED chang. in -
eeal politicai cooAistpes. nor In ~
social AAA Industrial position q
vo0sa. Tfoa your observation &
woman ssf1fAse IL The gr~a, sonos
of CoiosaAo. Aeas rssAss. don't ~
tAiAk tAas Ar. Roosevelt b e,esansa-
tnsiy rtsAt b he matter. Beiae Z
gssiss = jsse 6ssas asd tAhkins -
oytAs asA bsaievias aad striving ~
tAass tAiAes hat svesybody b~aisvsa
u asA warts 70 - brought sAoue.
NJ heossssN y . Dsaiticai ssaon
He nevsr fsis 70 stfih> the puea1ns
ee~ed 80 give savrsssioa = -
sAessAs tAat svssy ~ csaisea -
y Ass i.Dsse hsast b tAiakiae -
bsossso T.
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03
PRINCESS SlIPS

With deep flounce, trimmed with
Irish and val lace and embroidery,
prices $l.50, $500 and $3.50
La Junta tribune., 1912-02-03

this republican stronghold OF northern
Colorado Roosevelt carried Colorado
by something over 5o.ooo In isoi. and
his majority In 1912 ~ill be even
greater than that