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The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
Pointed Paraqraphs.

Anyway, the topper never frowns
when asked to smile,
Look out for the cars-even II you
are on the right track,
A kiss in haste may be worth two at
leisure-and it may not.
Set others good example by CIV
ing yourself square deal.
When monopolists can't buy what
they want they simply take 1t.
woman is more careful Of her
complexion If she purchased 1t.
girl hasn't much faith in prayer II
she continues to have freckles.
Most men are willing to forgive and
forget-if the price is satisfactory.
Every cloud may have silver lin
ing, but it's always on the other side.
And the matrimonial game is apt to
begin with cut glass and end with
broken china.
II G. Washington was never asked
by a fond mother what he thought OF
her cute baby, then it may be true
that he never told lie.
little tip will often cure a waiter
Of deafness.
A man can enjoy reading a mother
in-law joke-if he Is bachelor.
The building of spite fence Is an
insult your neighbors can't overlook.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
CHAPTER XIV.
Caiorey Gives Advice.

Lord Galorey had long been used
to seeing things go the way they would
and should not, and his greatest effort
had been attained on the day he gave
his languid body the trouble to go in
and see Ruggles.
MY God" he muttered as he watch
ed Dan and the duchess on the terrace
together-they were nevertheless un-
deniably a handsome pair-''to think
that this is the way | am returning
old Blair's hospitality" And he was
ashamed to recall his western expe-
riences. when in a shack in the noun
tains he had watched the big stars
come out in the heavens and sat late
with old Dan Blair. delighted with the
simple PHILOSOPHERS and the mans
high ideals.
What the devil does It all mean"
he wondered She has simply Sc
duced him that all"
fIe got Dan finally to himself and
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excuse to the duchess At the oppo
site table Dan saw Prince Poniotow-
sky. writing. as we'll The Hungarian
did not see Blair. and when he had
finished his note be called a page boy
and Dan could hear him send his let
ter up to Miss Lanes suite. The young
westerner thought with confident ex-
altation. well. he'll get left all right
and I'm darned II don't sit here and
see him turned down."
Dan sat on until the page returned
and gave Poniotowsky q verbal mes
sage.
VIII you please come upstairs.
sirf"
And Blair saw the Hungarian rise.
adjust his eye-glass. and walk toward
tho lift
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
A Bad Name.

Mayor Brand Whitlock OF Toledo,
who recently refused a five-hundred-
dollar increase in salary, was talking
about a certain trust magnate.
Hes got bad name," said the
mayor-novelist. Hence he can't get .
square deal. He's got as bad a name
for lawsuit as Dodgin had for man
ager.
'Dodgin was the new manager of Q
biscuit concern. There was a work
man at the concern who liked to sneak
off to shed at about three in the at
ternoon and smoke a pipe and look
over the afternoon paper for half an
hour or so. Well, one day as the work
man sat reading and smoking in the
shed Dodgin appeared.
WHO are you?' Dodgin asked stern
ly. frowning at the idle workman.
"The workman frowned back.
"'Huh, who are you? he said.
"I am Dodgin, the new manager
was the reply.
"At this the workman smiled
$50 an L. he said heartily. Come
in and have smoke"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27

SYNOPSIS.

Dan Blair. the 2~year-old son OF the
nfty- Million dollar copper king OF Blair
town, Mont. IL guest at the English
hume of Lady Gslorry Dams father mad
been courteous 10 Lord Galorey during
his visit to the United States and the
courtesy is now bei'eg returned to the
young man. The youth has an ideal girl
In his mind. He meets LILY, Duchess OF
Brsakwater. "a beautiful widow. who Is
attracted by his Immense fortune and
takes liking to hsr When Dan was a
boy, girl sang solo at church. and
he had never forgotten her. The Ca
loreys Lily and Dan attend a London
theater whore one Lefty Lane Is the star.
D,n recognizes her as the girl from his
t-wn. and going behi;i the scenes intro
duces himself and sne remembers him.
He learns that Prince PDniotowsky Is
eultoT and escort to Lltty. Lord Ga
lorey and friend named 2uggles deter
mine to protect the westerner from Lily
and other fortune hunters Young Blair
goes to see Lily; he talk of nothing
but Lefty and this angers the Duchess
The westerner finds Lefty III from hard
work, but she RECEIVERS and Ruggles and
Dan invite her to supper. She asks Dan
TO build home for disappointed the
atrical people Dan visits Lily. for the
time forgetting Lefty. and later an
nounces his engagement 10 the duchess
Lefty refuses 10 sing for entertain
ment given by Lily
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An OcuIist Cook,

When a certain Mobile man stopped
for luncheon at a small railway STA
tion eating house in Mississippi
town. an old darky shuffled up and an
nounced in a gruff voice the bill OF
fare consisted Of ham, eggs, cornbread
and coffee.
After due deliberation the traveller
stated that he would like some ham.
eggs. corn bread and coffee.
Such pretentious order for one per
son only appeared to stagger the aged
servitor. But he soon recovered his
eQuanimity and started toward the
kitchen. Then he turned and came
back with this inquiry:
Boss. how will yo hab dem eggs.
blind or lookin' at yer?'
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27

= don't know. said the boy slowly.
Then followed mp With IN honest
Yes. would"
Gordon caught eagerly. well. he
sent you to me. Your friend Ruggles
has gone OF and washed his hands Of
you. but can't"
Lord Galorey walked across the
room briskly and came back to Dan
First OF all. you are not In love with
Lily-not bit OF It, You couldn't be
and whats more she IL not in love
with you"
Bleir laughed coolly. You certain
ly have got things down to q fine
point, Gordon. I'll be hanged II un-
derstand your game"
Galorey went bravely on: There
fore. II neither Of you are in love. you
understand that there is nothing be-
tween you but your money"
The Englishman got his point out
brutally. relieved that the impersonal
thing money opened a way for him.
He didn't want to be the bounder and
the cad that the mention OF the wo-
man would have made him.
The boy drew in an angry breath.
Gosh" ne said. that cursed money
will make me crazy yet. You are not
very flattering to me- Gordon. ! swear.
and Lily wouldn't thank you for the
motives you impute to her"
"Oh. rot" returned Gordon moro
TRANQUILITY. She hasn't got a human
sentiment in her She's a rock with
a woman's face"
Dan turned his back on his host and
walked off into the billiardroom Ga
lorey promptly followed him. took
down a cue and chalked 1t. and said:
Well. come now; let's put 1t to tho
test" Blair began stacking the balls
How do you mean?"
We'll, when you have had time to
get your first news over from Ruggles,
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
WOMEN AND HEALTH.

Women are beginning to realize
more fully that good health is not to
be found in the use of cosmetics and
face powders. The appearance OF
health may follow facial treatment,
but health itself lies much deeper than
the surface.
Most important to the health OF ev.
cry woman Is regularity OF the bowels
and digestive organs. The weary
eyes, bad breath, frequent headaches.
pimples and general air Of lassitude.
is in most every case due to consti-
patton or Indigestion. or both. There
are various remedies prescribed for
this condition, but the easiest, most
pleasant and certainly effective, is
a combination OF simple laxative
herbs with pepsin known to druggists
as Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin- This
simple remedy is far preferable to
harsh salts and cathartics and violent
purgative waters that disturb the
whole system without affording moro
than temporary relief.
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is q
tonic laxative, mild in its action,
pleasant to the taste and positive in
its effect. Strengthening the muscles
OF stomach and bowels SO that after
. short time these organs regain the
power to perform their natural func-
tions without assistance.
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is sold
by druggists everywhere in SOC and
800 bottles. II you have never tried
1t. write for a sample to DR.. W. B.
Caldwell, 201 Washington ST., Mont.
cello, Ill; he will gladly send a trial
bottle without any expense to you
whatever.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
ALMOST CRAZY WITH ECZEMA

II, the undersigned, cannot give
enough praise to the Cuticura Rem
edies. / had been doctoring for at
least a year for eczema on my foot I
had tried doctor after doctor all to
no avail. When young girl sprained
my ankle three different times. paying
little or no attention to 1t, when five
years ago a small spot showed upon
my left ankle. l was worried and sent
for a doctor. He said 1t was eczema.
He drew a small bone from the ankle
about the size OF match and about
an inch long. The small hole grew
to about the size OF an apple, and the
eczema spread to the knee. The doc
tors never could heal the hole in the
ankle. The whole foot ran water all
the time.
my husband and my sons were up
night and day wheeling me from one
room to another in the hope Of giving
me some relief. would sit for hours
at time IN front OF the fireplace
hoping for daybreak. The pain was
SO intense I was almost crazy. in fact.
/ would lose my reason for hours at
a time. One day a friend Of mine
dropped in to see me. No more had
she glanced at my foot than she e1-
claimed: Mrs. Finnegan, why in the
world don't you try the Cuticura Rem
eldest Being disgusted with the doc
tors and their medicines, and not be-
ing able to sleep at all, 1 decided to
give the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment a trial. After using them
three days that night slept as sound
as silver dollar for eight long hours.
1 awoke in the morning with but very
little pain, in fact, thought I was
in heaven. After using the Cuticura
Remedies for three months I was per-
fectly restored to health, thanks to
the Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I
will be sixty-four years Of age my
next birthday. hale and hearty at pres
ent." (Signed) Mrs. Julia F1nnegan,
2234 Hebert ST., ST. Louis, Mo, Mar.
7. 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and
Ointment are sold by druggists and
dealers everywhere, a sample OF each.
with 32-page book. will be mailed
free on application to "Cuticura," !"
Dept. L, Boston
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
Drew's Advice.

A story of John Drew's wit 10 circu.
Iating in New York's Rialto.
Mr. Drew. at New England lunch
con of turkey and pumpkin pie-tur-
key and pumpkin pie are nowhere bet
ter than at Moquin's-had the i'll for
tune to be seated by bore and .
failure.
The bore and failure, tragedian.
lamented the fact that he couldn't get
place as lead and put the blame
upon the press.
There's a conspiracy in silence
against me-" he said. "A universal
conspiracy of silence. What ought
to do, Drew"
Join it, said Mr.. Drew, nervously
twisting up his mustache.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
IheY Mere Long Enough.

The unanswerable retort was heard
at North Country dog show last
week, says the London Chronicle. AT
the man who brought up brisk bus
undecorative whippet an affable atten'
dant scoffed. "That'll win no prize.
lad" he remarked finally.
whats wrang wi him?" was the
surprised answer.
"Wrang? Haven't I been tellin' you
Why. look al his legs. Those legs are
na' lang enough"
Not lang enough? Why, they touch
the ground. Did you want them any
langer?"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
CHAPTER XIV-Continued.

On the threshold OF her door he
asked her to let him know when she
would sing In Park Lane. and In touch
ing her hand he repeated that she
must count on him With more ten
derness in his blue eyes than he was
himself aware. he murmur- devouted-
iy:
Take care OF yourself. won't you,
please?"
As Blair passed from the sitting
room into the hall and toward the lift.
Mrs Higgins came out hurriedly from
one of the rooms and Joined him
How did you find her, Mr. Blair"
"Awfully seedy Mrs. Higgins; she
needs OF a lot of care"
She won't take 1t though" return
ed the woman Just seems to let her
self go. not to mind a bit, especially
these last weeks. I'm glad you came
In: I've been hoping you would. sir"
I'm not any good though. she won't
listen to a word | say"
1t seemed to surprise the dressing
woman
I'm sorry to hear It, sir: thought
she would. She talks about you oft
en-"
He colored like a school-boy Gosh
it's a shame to have her kill herself
for nothing" Reluctant to talk longer
with Mrs. Higgins. he added in spite
of himself: She seems SO lonely"
It's two weeks now since that hui
man devil went away" Mrs Higgins
said Unexpectedly. looking quietly into
the blue eyes OF the visitor She
hasn't opened one OF his letters or his
kilograms She has sold every pin
and brooch he ever gave her scat
tered the money far and wide You
saw how she went on with Cohen. and
her pearls"
Dan heard her as through dream
Her words gave form and existence to
dreadful thing he had been trying
to deny.
rs she hard up now. Mrs Higgins?"
he asked softly. And glancing at him
to see just how far she might go. the
woman said:
AN actress who spends and lives
us Miss Lane does Is always hard up
Could you use money without her
knowing about it,"
"L~rd." exclaimed the woman. at
wouldn't be hard. sir. She only knows
that there is such thing as money
when the bills come and she hasn't
got a penny Or when the poor come
She's got heart OF gold sir. for ev
erybody that is in need"
He took out of his wallet a wad of
notes and put them in Higgins hands.
and don't you tell her on your life
don't want her to be worried" Ex-
planning with sensitive understanding
Its all right Mrs. Higgins; I'm from
her town. you know" And the wo-
man who admired him and understood
him, and whose life had made her
Keen to read things as they were, said
earnestly:
Il quite understand how 1t is, sir
It is Just as though it came straigh,
from 'ome. She overdraws her sal
airy months ahead"
Have you been with Miss Lane
long,"
Ever since she toured in Europe
and nobody could serve her withou,
being very fond of her indeed"
Dan put out his big warm hand Gag
srly You're corker. Mrs. Hig
gins"
Il could walk around the world fol-
her. sir"
Go ahead and do 1t then" he
smiled. ''and I'll pay for all the boo,
leather you wear OUT"
As he went downstairs already toe
late 70 keep an engagement made
with his flancee. he stopped In the
~ritip g.roe m to scribble of note oi
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
Found Imitation Difficult.

Bert, a freshman, closed letter to
his cousin Joe, five years old. by say
ing: Now, must quit and write flve
pages on Esther
The next day his father found Joe
armed with tablet and pencil, trying to
hold down his young brother Robert,
and said to him: Joe, what are you
doing?"
I'm trying to write Ave pages on
Rob, but he won't be STILL" replied the
little fellow.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
Accuracy Versus Diction.

He was showing his out-of-town
friends the sights of the South SIDE.
And that" he remarked finally.
pointing to a passing common carrier.
"is the Tower Grove car"
You mean, corrected the friend.
who was a stickler for diction, "a
Tower Grove car"
NO" replied the other. who was .
stickler for accuracy. Il mean TIE
Tower Grove car; and If you hope to
get back to your hotel tonight you'd
better grab it,"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
Accounting for Some Mistakes.

Miss Elderby-Do you really think
that women propose?
Old Bach-If they don't there are .
great many marriages l cannot ac-
count for
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
Her Fortune Teller.

Mrs. Add you ever go to the for
tune teller?
Mrs. B-Yes, once. Before l was
married went to the probate court to
see how much my finaces father had
left him in his will
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27

No harmful drugs in Garfield Tea. 1t ID com
posed wholly Of simple health giving herbs.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27

It's difncult for a man to practice
economy and be popular at the same
time.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1912-04-27
Literal.

literal.
This dentist calls his office a dem
tai parlor"
well, isn't it drawing room?"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-05
UNIVERSITY PLAYS
FIRST GAME TODAY
Wyoming Team Here for Its
Annual Clash With Utah
on the Gridiron.

On the eve Of the game with the, Uni
versity OF Wyoming today Coach Ben
Mons says:
I have never sent a team into a
game with such we'll founded conf
denoe as I will this afternoon when
my men line up against tho Cowboys
from Laramie. ! base this statement
to n great extent upon the condition
OF the men. IT has been apparent for
SIX months that the rivalry for places
on tho team would bo intense and
for that reason almost every candI-
date began the early training I'm fine
condition. This gradually Improved
and as carly as two weeks ago The
there was a little slump, but a few
good jolts at the hands of the fresh
men walked them up and ! think
that right now they are in 80 per
last year at this time Indeed, in
yesterdays practice they showed form
equal TO that OF any time last sea-
son Then, again. VIC have two full
teams OF almost equal strength and.
II need be, half OF the team can be
fresh all the time. Under these con-
ditions | don't see how we can lose.
Captain Dune Gardener says:
Perfect harmony exists throughout
The squad, and With more than
twenty f1rst-class men in good shape
we will have no excuses for losing.
Up to date overythlng points to a
battle this afternoon when
the teams representing the Universities
Of Utah and Wyoming tangle on Cum
nings field. This will be the first big
battle Of the year for both teams and
the interest among the pigskin enthusi-
alone In Utah but has entered with
equal fervor into the ranks OF the Wyo-
ming boosters, and several inquiries
have come to Salt Lake from that part
garding the condition OF the east bench
erS.
Despite the rain that fell yesterday
afternoon the men were all out and went
through secret practice. For the past
ten DAYS the sod on the grdlron has not
been watered and II soaked up the rain
so fast that one would not have been
aware of the rain had he seen nothing
but tho field. In fact. the players suits
were scarcely vet and in all probability
the field Will he In fair shape today,
despite the rain OF last night. The
coach had bunch OF men work
Ing on the stands Yesterday after
scrubbed and put in shape to accomno-
late u large crowd.
The walks leading to and from the
1eld ore In waterproof condition and
here Is no need OF any body getting wet
eet. notwithstanding the rain of last
night.
The wyoming team arrives at IN carly
1our this morning and Will go through
J. short practice behind closed gates on
Cummings field. while the Crimson and
Silver squad will work out on the Fort
Douglas reservation.
Two more men were put on the train
ng table yesterday by Coach Bennion.
These men were Cole and Tolman. They
VIII play the guard positions today.
Jtah's lineup will be; OFT Romney. re-,
)lcsen, r. t.: Tolmap. T &; Gardener,
:; Cole. !. g.; Peterson, l. t.: Dez Ben
hon and Hampton, |. C.; Fitzpatrick and
Jove, uuarterbacks; Lon Ronney, T, h.;
E.: Hamilton, LII.
The game will begin at , O'Clock.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-05
Boston Money Goes Begging.

AdvIccs from Eoston tonight state that
betting odds there are still 10 to and )
to on the Red Sox with little or no
Giant money in sight. In fact, there Is
Red SoN money going begging in New
York.
The Red SoH will return TO Boston from
Philadelphia. on Sunday and have their
final work at Fenway park on Monday.
Christy Mathcwson and Rube MarqpaI'd
had a lot to tell their teammates about
the Red Sox today. Mathewson and Mar
guard spent yesterday at Sbibc park and
saw the Stahl team in action against
the Athletics, and, what WAS more OPP
.porlunc. saw Wood pitch. The result was
n Mathcwson lecture in the Giants' club
house after today's game
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-05
Giants Catchers Excel,

Now let us turn our attention to Carl :
gan and Cady, and, on the other hand.
Meyers and Wilson Hardly anyone out,
side OF Boston VIII dispute the superiority
OF the latter pair The supporters OF
these two stars OF the Giant squad have
a pretty clear case. Meyers and VII
son are great both in batting and field
inS. and have no material dcficiencies
while both OF the Bostonese have weak,
ncsses. The Indictment OF Carr{gan's
batting eye is "a true bill and il Is like
wise true that Cady's fielding game does
not measure up to worlds championship
standards. Until the last few weeks Chief
Meyers was the one and only receiver for
New York, but when his illness gave
Arthur Wilson a chance to show his
wares tlat young man came through with
strlng or performances 80 consistently
grand in all departments that many arc
now clamoring for McGraw 70 give the
younSster chance In Some OF the big
games. The fact Is tho Giants have two
catchers In the forefront of the list from
which tho greatest catcher in the game
would be chosen. Wilson is a decided
faVoHte over Cady. but the difference be-
tween them is not so great as the In
Chief Is batting nearly 100 percentage
points better than Big Bill.
New 1orks regard for Meyers is no
greater than Boston,s admiration for
based on something that VIII count for
moro in the series namely. his tremcu-
dous hitting. CarTGan won his fame as
the developer OF Boston's famous pitch
Ing staff and as a master of inside base
ball. In this last respect he will doubt
less prove a greater asset than Meyers
New York, however. is not worrying about
the matter of generaJshlp. as long as
The Giants, then. hpve the edge on the
Red Sox In batteries. Tie pitching
staffs are even, but there is a marked
difference In tho catching corps.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1912-10-05
Soccer Season to 4
Open Today in Prouo|
And at Fair Ground

The soccer season in Salt Lake y
open today with a game at the Il
grounds between Salt Lake and the Ut
Copper team Salt Lakes team will 1
Goal. II, Cmpleby: right back. W. Unp
by (captain). left back, Ridge: right la
back. Service; center halfback. BramI<
left halfback, Eutter; outside right, CT
worth; inside right, Ansell; center fie
payer; inside left. Poole: outside Il
Churchill; reserves, Prime. Chapman-
This game will be called at & o'cic
sharp and Is certain to be q. hummer.
both clubs are old and tried opponent
Eutter and Dayer for Salt Lake are co
sidered TO DO quite an acquisition. a
today's play will perhaps confirm
Judgment OF tho selection conmitt(
Prime, the popular halfback, will lay
today, being 1ndisposed.
Today Provo has Park City's Coo
as the guests OF tho day In the openiI
league game, and the Miners will pia
reliance on the following players: WeIs
goal; McMullen and Mency. backs: 30
ers. McPalln and Kane, halfba cks; Pre-
Jones, TiPpets. Bullock and Simpson, 10
wurds; Cole and Baxter. reserves. Mo
of these men arc new players. and it'
an open question how Provo will fare,
wo have no line on the probable playiI
ability of the Park team, Provo N
have a very strong team. as il will
strengthened by Gosh and Majors OF q
Rio Grande and probably another M
man.