Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1912-09-26
That Air [Pu@tumlce
A. A. Skags, Talks About 81 Sinsletree
Xix Holler, Missoory.
Sept. the rs, Nineteenth.

| Deer Mr.. Editur of the Saturday News
The die air cast, the Rubby-con air
crost an Freedom squeeked when
| Fuzzy-cuss-co fell. Tie foot of the
yoosurper is on our necks, so to speak.
no more air we to enjoy the rites an
privileges of free an unadulterated
sittizzinship. One Of our deerest an
most important emolumence is goin
to be TUX from us.
Postmaster ST Singletree has done
give out notice that the Post Office
air goin' to be closed on Sunday!!!
No more will ledge Fanstock be
able to receive-of Sunday mornin'
his beloved Globe-Democrat!
No more will Kernel Lyon-him
what runs tn Lawndry be able to re-
lax his tired brain-after tn sermon
with the peroosal of the stirrin' coly-
ums of the Polees Gazet.
No more will Squier Baskerville be
able tn akkwaint himself with the
stirrin events of the day-an also OF
the nite-as depicted in the pages Of
the Denved Weekly Post.
No more will Doc Watson be able
to secoor his weekly copies of the
Saturday Blade an theShecago Ledger
without which noble an upliftin peeri-
odicals Sunday afternoon for the doc
tor is a dreery waist. -,
No more will Senator Southwik's
darter Susie be able to git the post
card what comes fer her every Sun
day mornin reglar frum her Teller
over tn Postum Trot tn let her know
he's we'll an hoppy an hopes she amt
forgot him sence he bid her goodbye
about midnight the mite befoar.
How air Pretty Often (fulD Min
naugh goin to get that cirkelar what
comes onst in while from Looeyyille
tellin him if the price up tobakker
hev riz or drapped and If SO how much
soft he'll know just how much cabbage
leaves he'll hev tn put in in order tn
reeIize 400 per cent profit.
All the above menshuned attrektive
an valyooble dockyments as we'll as
many others too numerous an attrac-
tive tn menshun air to reemain in the
pozzesion and at the disposed NV ST
Singletree an them good-fer-nothin
clerks NV hisn til Monday morniu
while tn rest Nv til community must
git what amusement they kin fru1n
dog flies, seven up, horse racin an
SIGH. #g
Teller Sittezens-an uthers-I asst
you, Is this a goin to be stood? Air
we goin tn put our necks under tn
foot NV the triant and asst him-as a
favor-tu bear down hard? Air we
a goin tu set quiet on our hind legs
an chew our cud while one Nv our
most anshunt an onnerable preroga-
tifs is TUX away frum US an not let
out as much as ki-yi in defense NV
our rites? Air that cirkelar an that
postal card an that Poleece Gazet tn
be aloud to molder in the Post Office
or be polluted by the dirty fingers Nv
ST Singletree an his crew Nv dead
beets? Air we tn be cheeted out NV
our rites as freeborn AMERICAN sit
Itizens? Air we tn be humbled in
| the dust, cur proud spirits tschlitz
! for mine) broken, an tn sacred rites
an privileges garanteed to US by th
constitushen ian Bylaws, taken
frum us an scattered tn th fore NV
Heyyin or the other phase?
! MOL! A thousan times NO!t!
We will arise in our mite, our whis-
|kers an our cowhide boots an demand
that tn Post Offs shell be open. We
want that cirkler an that Polese Ga.
lzet an that post card an We mean tn
/ hey EN-. hi 3sa &.
Were paying our good money lords
/ til support NV this yere Post Offis de
partment an servis is what we want
Il :
an servis is what We're .goin tn hev.
4 Why, twarnt only yeer ago last tates
holm time tibet th undersigned spent
two cents fer a stamp til mail q letter
tn senatur Doolittle askin fer q
Agricultural Report an II he sells his
sorgnm sweetnin hes q goin to send
1 anuther fore long,
SO 4 say and say 1t out loud in
meetin: The Post q ms shei be oper
on SUNDAY
4 An there air slhe sentimnce NV
Yores Trolley
a. a. skaggs
Sometimes fanilysfly called s.Biie,
/ ~ n IN n e Il.