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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-21

that part u tha 6oo6 VA ~
|csntsats ana ~ VI 81 "a ~
FOR The dairy CIV n i1ast osaasj
81 the food shoa,ld - 1enao.III 1liss,sifo
the baat raanita 49, -, l,..S SS
The horse a hard l.bnr' lrI,es = ".
haya one.thirA q ma. ,ais n ~ ~;
tion concantrata a. Tha ~, Pr, -
cov sivin- a rr.,rA. ,,,s,,, "a ,.,.s.,,,,s.
tina RIM ona scr !. IN. na,,ra hS,yss
AZ haayv -crr NJ. ~. 1 ~. 49, '..,s
eivin1 n nonrd. ,,,i,s, - -, m. -.
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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-21

from these foods it is necessary to
combine the ones having an excess of
protefn-like bran or alfalfa with
foods like corn. barley or timothy
hay. When the mixture has both col
umns equal the food is balanced.
Another point to keep in mind is
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-21

tissue can be made. Protein can also
be used for producing heat, energy;
and fat, but it is too expensive to b.
used In that way.
Economical feeding requires feed
ing the food nutrients In the right
balance
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-21
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farmer, was
wandering about
the docks of Bris-
toll, England, star
ing at the odd
waterfront sights.
when he was kid
mapped and car
ried aboard a ship
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-21
ID :; !; = W: : ! +; :.

~sss s-,t W - SO
justly. hanged for
his crimes. There
are so many leg.
ends woven about
his sordid career
that It IL hard at.
this late day to
sift the facts from
-. d d
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1912-06-21

By rrof W. c. PALMER, Agricultural
Editor. North Dakota Agricultural Col
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

hold good The trouble wth the Taft
people Is that they are proceeding along
the line OF precedent. Col Roosevelt
has no respect for precedent or the
time-honored rules OF the game Of poll
tics. He makes his own rules.
when the Colonel starts out 20 reach
goal he goes in straight line. &C.
companied by a brass band. a fifs and
drum corps. calliope. company OF
Rough Riders and artillery. He cam
pa!gned for the Governorship OF New
York dressed In his khaki service uni.
form from tho Spanish-American war.
The Colonel Is his own umpire. and
anybody who thinks he u going to
tread in the mossgrow n footsteps OF by
gone politicians Is due for q surprise
party"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Willie Jarr Wants to Be Boy Scout
Just to Tempt a Few Scalp Hunters

taking the conversation away from the
main question.
ASK your father" said Mrs. Jarr,
"he seems to prefer you should b In
terested In such things"
Master Jarr produced q tattered. red
covered book.
This Is lay slavinsky's," he said.
and 1t tells you how to give the
Scouts salute and how to be o Scout.
I'm Tenderfoot now"
well, you SHOULD be, the way you
kick your feet through your shoes"
shifted his mother.
Would you rather learn to speak
French and play the plano like little
| Lionel Fetherbrain or be q Boy Scoutr'
asked Mr.. Jarr.
I'D rather be Boy Scout" replied
Master Jarr eagerly.
II heard Mrs. Gushmore read a paper
deprecating the Boy Scouts movement.
claiming 1t inculcated u fighting spirit in
boys" said Mrs. Jarr. I'VE may not
ALWAYS live In this neighborhood, and
I think II would be much better II our
children made other associations than
with Beplers and Slavinskys"
| "Gussie Bepler Is all right" said Mas
ter Jarr eagerly. He can play a mouth
| organ with his nose, and Izzy Slavinsky
can talk gibberish so nobody can un-
derstand him unless you give him cent
I to tell you what It means."
There. YOU see' cried Mr.. Jarr."
THE neighborhood which you decry Of
fers exceptional advantages In music and
languages! Can Master Lionel Fether-
brain play a mouth organ with his nose?
Can he converse In gibberlsh?"
MRS. Fetherbraln pays Ave dollars a
lesson TO his plano teacher and Ave dol
lars a lesson to his French tutor, and
that's more than We oan afford for our
children"
I'm glad OF IT," replied Mr.. Jarr. at
will do Willie more good to get his ac-
compiishments as he's now getting them.
Besides. it's cheaper. II he goes In tho
business I'm In. playing the piano and
speaking French will get him nowhere. -
I'm not speaking OF business" said
Mrs. Jarr. I'm speaking OF refined as
sociations."
Cant you compromise, willie?'
asked Mrs. Jarr. Couldn't you be a
refined Boy SCOUT"
You betcher l could" cried Master
Jarr. Scouts don't chew tobacco or
smoke cigarettes, and they know how
to camp out and tell the tracks of wild
animals and what kind OF weeds are
poison and trees by their bark and
leaves, and how to swim and build camp
fires. and everything"
And would you rather know wood
craft than how to play the piano?" Mr..
Jarr inquired. Don't you want to have
your hair long and In curls. like little
Lionel Fetherbrain?'
81 want to be Boy Scout and dom,
want TO play the piano." replied Master
Jarr. but all the gang are going tt
let their hair grow long like Buffalo
Bill. because then the Indians want L
} get your scalp. Gimme Q dollar, Paw
to Join ths Boy ssoutA VENT your"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Letters from the People

inais throughout this great city from
4 to p. NJ. six days q week, and
whether he has witnessed the convolu-
lions. evolutions and nerve-racking
antics OF the countless thousands OF
victims OF "Commuteritis." ali obsessed
with the one thought and desire to get
there" And in CONCLUSION. I would say
that In this spectacle he would md his
answer The hesh-destroytn health
impairing contortions OF our suburban
friends 20 board c +. NJ. train nj
$50 are. ! repeat. not u Joke, but 4
serious proposition. II. II.
4 History Query.
To the Editor Of The Evening World:
Where can ! buy a history Of Mary
Queen OF Scots? Also the life history
OF Queen El!zabeth1
ALEX. FORSYTH.
At any large bookstore you will ind
historic works containing the life stories
OF both Queens.
Central Park Ss3 Acres. Prospsct
Park $40 Ia Acres.
To the Editor Of me Evening World
which park 10 larger. Prospect or Cen.
trial? A. r. L.
None Usually Observed,
To the Editor u The Evening World
Is there = legal holiday In the United
Statesf J. r.. n a
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

living at a laborious or mental occupa-
tion kicking In as a strikebreaker to
spoil tho chances OF walters who want
better working conditions.
''In my opinion these 'rah 'rah boys
who are taking the places Of striking
walters are listed pretty far down In
public opinion. They may think 1t lark
to go into a hotel and cart chow from
the kitchen to the dining room and
clear the dirty dishes away and accept
tips. but 1t Is a deadly serious business
with the men who have to devote their
lives to It.
1.-The action OF college boys in taking
the places of walters on strike serves
to encourage an idea prevalent In the
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01


~ the Editor If The Evening World;
While travelling on a Brooklyn
Rapid Transit surface car the otH.r
night. crossing the bridge the pole on
top Of the car slipped on the electric
wire. and all was dark. And all around
the outside OF the car was also dark, A
car was coming along at a fair speed
hack OF us. Now. before the car back
OF W. could stop II was almost on top
OF 20. because the motorman in the
-sar car had no way OF telling that We
were there. Ny idea 10 to place a red
oil lamp on the rear OF every surface
car going across the bridge. so as to
wapn the motorman on the rear car and
avoid many a future accident.
SAM kANTRoWITz.
Thin Commuters.
T. the Editor q Tie Evening World.
Responding TO the query relative TO
the thin and attcnusted appearance OF
the average commuter. as observed by
one Of your readers. I would say that
the plight Of our slim brother from the
SUBURBS 10 not a Joke but deplorabiy
sac. would ask whether the gentle
man making the aforementioned query
hes ever cndeavored to brave the
Charge Of the Maddened Mob" at any
q ths various ferries and railroad term.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Reason Enough.

A NEGRO near xenia. o.. had been ar.
~ rested for chicken stealing. He had stolen
20 many that his crime had become grad
larceny.
lie was tried, convicted and brought N 10,
sentence.
Have you any reason 10 offer why the juds
ment Of the eour, should not be passed ,nDn
yout" ne Was asked.
We'll: iedse. he replied, IT CANT 70 to nail
tas CANT 60 till ] ct It done You.sil lin
:holy see dat "-philsdslphis Saturday E,sslas
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
BE NICE TO THE NEICHBORS.

international Committee Of Peace and Friendship has Just
u been formed in Mexico City through the efforts Of Lawyer
Herberto Barron, Mexican Commercial Agent in New York
and former member Of the Mexican Congress- This committee
which composed Of twenty prominent Mxcan and representative
Americans of the Mexican capital will consider and
fendncss and mutual understanding between the United
States and Mexico.
In his announcement Of the committees purpose Mr. Barron
lays special stress the desiraby in the present crisis in his
try destroying the boy Of Intervention by strengthening the
fidence Of the Mexcans in the good will Of this country
Exchange and college
Mexican newspaper to the United States would in Mr. Bsrrons
vew do much clear doubt and du that gath
cred to the real relations Of the two countries.
The idea has the marks Of Anything that will
encourage the knowledge and broader outlook which the
antdotes the pncious poison Of ngm and jealousy that
quack patriots forever dispensing bound 10 be good
thing After ALL in the small affairs Of life experience taught
every that it's the best plan in the long to be good
with the ncighbors next door,
Why shouldn't it be tho with natonsi
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Domestic Dialogues.
BY Alma Woodxvard

i,hius Co. cThe Nov York World.
yer preslnce. an the arms av him sre
like the Ould Boys. only worser!
Mr.. J. (nonchaiantly dropping back
into his chair)-Oh. well, what's the use
Of making a fuss about q nickel7 LIES
too short!
Nora (writhing)-An' yer goin' to let
thot blacl1eg git way wild ~ II wuz
q man rg 20 down there an pull the
tongue av him out av tho troat av
him!
Mrs. J. (sweetly suggestins)-The
master Of the house should look out
for tho nickels. especially when ITS HIS
money!
Mr.. J. (sharply. down shafO-Man?
MAN! You made a mistake in the
change; send up the other nickel right
away. please.
Voice: -! -!
Mr.. ]. (still more sharply)-Now don't
use language OF that sort, because my
wife's here. And II you don't send up
that nickel. even though II IS only q
nickel. I'll call your boss up immediate
iy and have you nred.
Voice: l!lf2?
Nora Dust bursting with fervor)-Aw!
Fer the love av hivin. say somethin'
RACK to him! He's cursin' at ye--dont
Va recognise curse words? He's calm
ys things!
Mr.. ]. (edgtnE away from shaft)-Do
YOU think I will handy words with that
scumf
Nora (open-mouthed with wonder)-
Did We HEAR whot he called ye! DO
70 call thot bsndyin' words? In MY
country II o man called another man
thot he'd be bein' measured for the
wood box b now!
Mrs. J. (appearins)-iMr, Jones's gen
tic nature shrinks from anything like
that. Nora.
Nora gettcally)-Lemms SIT there
ing)-6ind up thot nickel. ye MUIR
thsrin' thats. or TIL scaid the scalp a,
We ofrn 70 via a pail av hot wather
I'll have 70 jagged. an the by in blue
At the corner Is the wan to do II. too
Jus try to cit out av thot there cellar
wild thot nickel In yer pants an yell
be tellin' tho Judge the story av vel
life in tin minutes! Sind up thot nicke
now. or I'll be givtn' ye all yer lookin
fer! An, min ys. got the riddles
hair YE ever scent
(After much pink and gold rcparte'
the nickel appears)
Nora (coldly)-Wnl ye be afther hand
In the change to the MASTER av tn
house. phase mums
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
A@p
as}lp1~

<<N Jaw. can't I be . Boy SCOUT"
M asked Willie Jarr. "Gussie
Az Bepier Is q Boy Scout and 30
In Icy Slavinsky and Johnny Rangle'
II don't think those are nice boys Tor
you to associate WITH" replied the
mother. ''Gussie Bepler isn't refined.
nor that slavinsky boy either. for that
matter"
law you don't have TO be refined to
DO q Boy Scout" said Master Jarr.
We'll, you should" remarked Mrs.
Jarr firmly. Lionel FetherbrAin's
mother Is endeavoring to get him into
tho Knickerbocker Grays. which II
composed of boys belonging to tho
families OF the highest social standing
In New York, He Is only your age
Willie, And yet he can speak French
and play the plano"
Jaw. ne cries n he gets his clothes
dirtyw said Master Jarr contemptuous-
ly, and he has curls!"
'HIs IL a little getleman," replied Mrs
Jarr, land you would do we'll II you
patterned after him"
That Boy Scout movement 10 a good
thing for the youngsters" spoke W
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

ChAIacten: Mr. Jonss. Mn JonsA Nom ana
mr. J. (soowNns around the
AV tabls)-1Where's tho beer.
wv Mary? You ought to know
by this time that the BEST
1ls' meal you can put before me
isn't worth a hill OF beans unless I
have my glass of beer.
Mrs. J. (hastily)-I don't know why
they didn't send Il. John. I ordered It.
Mr.. ]. (severely)-Ths usual way.
suppose! Forgot It until about t,n
minutes before I got homo and than
phoned for II.
Mrs. J. (angrily)-I didn't! I ordered
It this morning.
(Dunlbwaiter bell Is heard. Nora an
swers)
Nora (appearing at door)-PleAse.
mum. a dollar and . quarter for the
beer.
Mrs. J. (msekiy)-IIavs you got the
change handy, John?
Mr.. J. with rage)-Oh. so that's tina
game. Is 1T Say. this steer IL going
to be worked once too often. Time the
arrival OF stun so that I'll be here to
shell out. and you're ahead on the table
money. Ell?
Nora (calmly)-say. that feller'il be
c,irsin' IN = minute!
Mr.. J. diving down)-well. I'll toll
you ono thinG-if It wasn't the beer yoa
wouldn't get a cent out Of me!
Mora sends down the two dollar bill
and brings In a bottisJ
Mr.. ]. quitting his hand on the bottls)
Must "a come out OF an oven! Don't
they have Ice where this stun comes
| from?
Mrs. ]. Cmournfully)--oh John. you're
getting to be awful; you never say
anything pleasant any more' Can't you
be a little considerate, dsarf
Mr.. J. Qoudly)-Considerate, That's
the trouble-too much consideration
I'm going to have this house run right
that's all. And I'M master!
| Nora Cbursting In. red OF face)-Tho'
divil slnt up tho wrong change an hs
won't give me no satisfaction!
Or. ]. (wrathfully)-How muoh short
Nora (breathlessly)--He sinds me vi
two quarters an two dimes and no
another biissed cint-an' he says I mus
a swiped tho nickel!
Mr.. ]. (rising. sternly)-,He did! VIA
Is he's A young boy7
! Nora texpressiveiy)-Divil . bit av
by. He's as big ~ two Nv ye. saviu
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Real Generosity.

ORD DEcIEs was talking about American
cab fares. ~"'e"'an
They seem to Be intended opl, N, ,h.
nsh.' he said. Il Vas amused BY . csbby who
atei . DIVE that would have cost q shiIiips In
YOU'RE an Enushmsu. Dir. and 70 In only
charge you 81 WIZ
He made me thinh Of . lawyer. Who. having
won case involving . hundred pounds sterling
kept eighty pounds for his fee. and said A. il.
client; ~"
am your friend. Dir. ! can't sharss you
my full fee. ! knew your father
Thank goodness said the client. warmly
that You didn't know my grandfather. '"-Wash.
ingtou Star
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01


ers," said the head
polisher.
Smooth enough"
replied the laundry
man. but how
about the college
students? Where do
they get OF? How
shall we classify a
young man who has
the advantages OF an
education that will
insure him freedom
from making his
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
A Surprise Party.
3s~~~~~"'s"""~"~""~~~e"'

CIV IELL." said the head polisher.
w "what do you think about
the claim OF the Taft man
ayers that they will control the Chicago
Convention because they control the
National Committee which will pass on
the credentials OF the delegates?"
Against anybody but Col. Roosevelt, -
said the laundry man, that claim might
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Turn on the Calcium.

THE doorbeal OF tho Vsnitys ho,,se rang at
about 3 O'Clock one night. and Mira Vanity
4 said, eXcitedly. 20 her husband;
There Charles. | know that's the furniture
van coming with the new bedroom suite we bought
to-day. and II 1t Is Just won't receive 1t. that's
all.
why notf" asked Mr. Vanity.
'why rotf" replied Mrs. Vanity. DO you
think I'm going to pay $50 for . suite and then
have II sent out here after dark 10 that none Of
the nelghbors can It when it's brought int
Not II l know it"--London telegraph
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
FULL FLUSH.

HUNE here 1912 approaching high and the old alma
that again this year will the leaves be
green, the soft and the flowers fair during
these thirty days
So make the most Of what is in temperature length Of day.
shine and the lovelest month Of the twelve
you poetca June gets it's from the quecny latin
goddess Juno
you fussy and bookwomy II Is June because in the
Roman calendar ii dedicated "a Jumoribuhat to the
junior inferior branch Of the original legislature Of Rome
The Romans believed the most propous Of the
for contracting matrimonial engagements"
The moderns regard the least unlucy month to get
red in.
But June's brightest glory its weather
Perhaps the truest thing said Of in these parts that
-Jsne 10 N reality poets Noy to BE-"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Enlightening.

A POLITICIAN who was making home-to-
"a house canvass came to farmhouse. when
lie observed an elderly woman standing
~ the gate. and the candidate gracefully lifted
madam, your husband 10 ct homei"
Yes" responded the woman.
"Msht ! have the pleasure u seeing himr
inquired the politician.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

>HE spectacle Of street rowy married man. weeping
the dock when threatened with months workhouss
while his poor wife and Of those whom
suited begged the judge show mercy because she 60 penne
he his deserts makes almost regret the barrel
and the whipping post.
The in question doubly contemplate when
bs grossly insued Jewish girl in Long Island
against the protests Of his wife who sat beside him.
Tho Night Court Magistrate hit 1t right when he You
dirty osfer and going 10 send you the wokhouse for
six months"
Yet the wife protested that she would have support
her. and the male companion Of the nutd GIRL who
ready hrashed the scounde last him. The
Massts put him under bonds for months The fellow
what he deserved thanks those wronged
Let the rich who trying I'd think of original their
money consider fund for maintaining innocent while their
owdown, husbands getting what's coming them
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
The Days Good Stories

Hes down in the pasture a-buryins the doc
was the reply Of the individual at the cate.
am very sorry To learn Of the Death Of yont
dog came In ympathixing tone from the cand,.
date. What billed himi"
Nc wore hisself out a.bsrkns st he csls&
dates" said the woman .Bits
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Oh, See Him!

SGY SEE" said the head polisher,
that q Massachusetts young
q woman says her new husband Is
an ideal man because he doesn't smoke.
drink or eat meat"
II were that BRIDE" replied the
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

S~HE ove" have photographed roaring ons they caught
charging rhnoceros they have braved the Colonel in the
act Of speech Now that the moving picture has taken
private views Of the crater Of vesuvus getting ready erup-
on this generation congratulate itself upon having ummed
most everything that's fearsome.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

man cannot get decent service without
tipping everybody in the place from the
head walter to the hat boy. That would
be some strike II anybody had the nervA
to start it,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

''Can I get . Scouts Book. Maw"
asked Master Jarr. who saw that the
discussion between ihs parents was
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

DRETTY smooth work OF the
hotel men in getting college
q students to take the place OF
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
] '@{gg{1oo5Dv
UC0@ 0@\1

Mr.. Jar. Il think ia rather see Willie
Boy Scout than to know he could
speak French and play . piano."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01
Copyright. 1912. BY The Press r
The Master of the House,

6rens; The Jones Nat.
ChATacten: Mr. Jonss. Mn. JoneA Nom AM
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1912-06-01

!. J. (soOwNns around the
table)-Where's tho beer.
Mary? You ought to know
by this time that the BEST
meal you can nut before me
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-08-29
HIS iNHIN0,

The waitress At the L1ttlehat inn
smoothed her apron and turned. gig
Cling. to her assistant. There's a reg
uiar old countryman just come in
she whispered. He's ordered a chow
der first. the way they always do
Wnen 1t comes to dessert I'm going
10 have some fun. You listen"
The old countryman was taking his
last spoonful Of chowder from his tilt
ed plate when he became aware that
me waitress was lowering near him
he looked up. and she spoke In a
clear. carrying tone.
We've got four kinds OF pie" she
said. Which will you have?"
The shrewd old eyes twinkled up
into the pretty. ihpertinent face.
I'll have a piece O. the last" said
tho old countryman. gravely.-
Youths Companion.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1912-08-29
EldOrado Heights.

F. E. Slocum had the misfortune
to lose a fine three-year old horse
last week.
John Holmquist is fast solving
his hay problem by adding two
more COWS to his herd last week.
Miss Alma McLaren departed for
her Chicago home last Saturday after
a two months visit with her sister,
Mrs r. c. Sherman. Mrs. Sher-
man accompanied her as far as
Gooding.
Mrs. w. P. Hill is enjoying a
visit from her parents OF Belvedier,
III.
Mr.. H. T. Bridges has great faith
in Idaho as a bee country. In the
spring Of 1911 he had three swarms
that have increased to ga swarms,
besides all the honey they could use
and also sold some. Mr.. Bridges
has refused $40 for a good strong
swarm.
Mr.. R. H. Griffiths is out max
ing contracts for digging spuds this
fall.
We understand F. E. Slocum is
going to have a hay baler providing
he can get enough contracts near by
to warrant his buying.