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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-22
III T. A R I'D
BY
II u b f.

NOW whoinell was it that said
Gentle spring"
TO be added to the Ananias club
the weather man who caused to be
printed in yesterday mornings papers
that the day would be fair and some
what colder"
WE have danpened suspicion that
some of the mothers Of our carrier boys
are using their paperbags for clothes
pin holders.
TO show how they interprete the
classics at Valpo university we might
state that at a NEUROLOGICAL party
that the taking off of Helen OF Troy
was represented by a fat student
wheeling her away in a wheelbarrow
Shades of Socrates.
COME to think about it this is
Georges birthday.
FOUR MORE ANSWERS RECEIVED.
t"Is there anything that feels more
comfortable at the breakfast tn.
bile than well wished faces.c
DEAR RUBE--There is. and you
know that there is.->what is st?
NATL
DEAR RUBE-It must be a sort OF
female free masonry. My wife won't
tell. C.B.
DEAR RUBE-If THE TIMES were
a morning paper and you could read II
instead Of some OF the Chicago rags.
A.CH.
DEAR RUBE-Having her pouring
the coffee without getting her kimona
sleeves into the cream pitcher. c. M
MATRIMONY is nothing more than a
finishing school. declares a Bohemian
count. A lot OF husbands who were
finished in it will stand by the count.
LIFE now days is nothing more tina n
a motion picture series of graft. brib-
cry. affinities, politics. rebates and high
butter prices.
1T isn't our fault that all OF these
spring styles have been running in the
paper. We told the makeup man two
weeks ago to be careful from which
box he took the plate filters
WE read in neighborhood exchange
that Guy Herring and family visited
Sunday with Mrs. Herring's folks in
Jasper county. Wonder If this should
come under the head of "Doings of the
Small Frye
OTHERWISE, HE'S A MODEL.
HUSBAND.
From the yalpo videtteo
The complaint alleges that the man
is guilty of cruel and inhuman treat
ment, that he called the plaintiff many
vile names and at one time pointed a
revolver at her. fIourished a knife
above her head, knocked her down and
threatened her life"
REMEMBER the good old wintry
days when you thought the height of
happiness was to bring your lunch
with you to SCHOOL,
Paid in FUR the New York play,
was shown at the Crown Point Opera
House the other night. Meyer Himmel-
blau wasn't the leading man.
An advertiser in TIE TINES seeks a
girl for light office work" Probably
for the gas and electric light office
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-22
DARNs HOSE IN CAR.

Mrs. Eva Wells, whose home is said
to be in FIT Wayne, astonished the
crew and passengers of Gas City
traction car en- route to Marion yes
terday when she entered the front
vestihule. seated herself on a tool chest
and began TO darn the stockings she
we're. She informed the motorman she
was a sister of 1.-The lost Charley Ross
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-22
FOR RECORDER.

ALEXANDER JAMESON.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1912-02-22
ron PROSECUTING AT,voRNEy

VERNON MGrRR. Secretary.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

The Ocala Banner is proud to be
classed as a conservative, not a radi
cal, publication. We have had enough
of radical legislation in the United
States.-Ocala Banner.
Would the Banner mind naming a
few of those laws from which we are
now suffering and which it character
ICES as radical legislation ?"-Pensa-
cola Journal.
The reconstruction legislation was
radical legislation. The placing OF
the ballot in the hands of the negro
before he was properly prepared to
WELD it was radical legislation. The
attempt TO pass the force bill was i
species of radical legislation. The
tariff legislation is radical and sec
tional. The initiative, referendum
and recall, species of legislation which
is attempted and which will subvert
our representative form of govern
ment, is radical legislation, and will
plunge the government in the direc-
ton of socialism.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Mr. William G. Hodges alner.ss
candidate for governor
who spoke in Miami last -tea.a-
his campaign tour 81 .he stats
companied by his mo'aer Nr
Hodges, of Tallaaasser 1851
ance. Miss Lorlmer 81 CA.oaa
are listening 20 his speecaa.
whole itinerary. Mss Larusr
niece OF former Senator LarUs
was so much in the Imelsa
ter. She is a lovely younz
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Uncle Frank Harris refuses to be
happy Just now he is complaining
because Mr. Bryan and Mayor Dahl
man have resumed their former
friendly relations, and are working
together, shoulder to shoulder, for a
great national democratic victory
Mr.. Murphy. Mr. Ryan, Mr.. Belmont,
Mr.. Peter knight and a very limited
number of others are about the only
people in politics in whom he can find
anything to commend.-Pensacol
Journal
AS Uncle Frank" has said great
many pleasant and commendable
'hlngs about Frank Mayes the Journal
ought at least to be fair in its state
ments.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01
We are glad that the voters {

We are glad that the voters OF
Tampa were public-spirited enough to
take over the Carnegie library. propo-
sition Some argued that the five
thousand dollar annual appropriation
required TO meet its annual require
ments was too big a cost to pay for
it. bat it must be remembered that it
is not as if that five thousand were
lost or thrown into the 4ay-it will 60
to a useful purpose. The tax payers
will get value received for it, and it
vii be kept in circulation at home.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01
Mr.. GUNBY'S MISTAKE

In his eulogy of the progressive
party" in his speech in this city Mon
day night, Mr.. E. r. Gunby of Tampa
said that ours is a world of progress.
That there is a progress in all things.
That there has been a progress in re-
ligion, then why should there not be
a progress in politics?
Mr.. Gunby is in error We do not
live in a progressive" world The
customs and habits of the people in
habiting the world may change, but
the laws of nature are fixed and i'm
mutable.
We gaze upon the same stars and
behold the same sun that Adam be-
held when God breathed into his nos
trils the breath of life. The seasons
come and 60 the tides of oceans ebo
and flow, and the same music is in
the oceans roar now as when God
first rested from his labors
BY the genius or MS invention and
the use of artificial instruments, man
has been permitted to see more of the
beauty and grandeur Of Gods wonder
cul creation, but the laws governing
their movements are fixed and IN
changeabIe. They are the same yes
terday today and forever
To prove that religion has under
gone a change, Mr.. Gunby said that
when he was boy he was told from
the pulpit that the devil had horns
and forked tail; that he was armed
with pitchfork; that he plunged this
instrument into the souls of men and
placed them on a red-hot gridiron
heated with the fumes Of birthstone
and sulphur, and in his fiendish glee
the devil watched them sizzle and
burn forever.
Because no such sermons are now
heard from our pulpits Mr.. Gunby
concludes that progress has been
made in religion.
Our conceptions of religion have
undergone changes beyond doub-,
but religion itself has undergone no
change.
The commandments Numbered
from Sinai and the creed taught by
Christ are the same today as they
were then, and throughout the count
less ages will remain the same, fixed,
immutable, Interchangeable.
AS it is in religion. so in politics.
There may be false interpretations
placed upon the political creed for
mulated by Mr.. Jefferson as there
have been false interpretations of the
creed formulated by Christ, but the
creed itself remains the same. The
principles of representative govern
ment are the same today as when for
mulated by their great author. When
We go beyond them or fail to measure
up to them they are something else
and are no longer the principles for
mulated by the sage of Monticello
Mr.. Jefferson made a profound
study of government, and the princi-
Piles he sent forth are as a house
built upon a rock. They have with
stood the stress and storm and tenn
pest of more than an hundred years.
insuring prosperity and tranquility to
our citizens and perpetuity to our in
situations, and if forsaken for vision
airy and untried experiments may in.
volve us in shadows and in miseries.
We urge good democrats and good
citizens to stand by the chart and
compass Of good government as for
mulated by the great founder of the |
democratic party and author of the
declaration of our independence.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01
John Boards Boots

Hon. John S. Beard. after residing
for two years in "Ole Virginia" has
returned to his first love, Pensacola.
Wonder what John contemplates do
ing to the Florida constitution now?
Is he still wearing boots that are af-
fected by the Virginia gentleman,
sab Ola ,snnvillo N1o+~oro1is
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Don't wonder at our faculties and
facilities for getting legal advertise
ments. It's our winning ways" And
we can truly tell you that in baseball
parlance they are all earned runs
Jacksonville Metropolis.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

The statement that Wilson cannot
lose" doesn't get any votes or help
ln bringing about the desired result
Defeat Is not impossible and demo
crate should be working instead OF
contenting themselves with the assur-
ance mat they have a mortal cinch.-
Tampa Tribune
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

st. Petersburg's public school has
one hundred and sixty-four pupils,
and that city proudly refers to it as
something large. Ocala, with her
more than five hundred, ought to feel
like wearing a plume
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Governor Woodrow Wilson, Gov
ernor Thomas NJ Marshall and Hon.
W. j. Bryan were invited to visit
Ocala and lecture before the State
Teachers Association. The two for
mer have declined the invitation, ow-
ing to other engagements, and the
latter has made no definite reply.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

In the trial of Jack Johnson, pu-
gilist, his brother gave damaging ev-
idence against him, and his sister is
ready to take the stand and testify
against him also He is in bad with
them.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

The Lakeland Telegram of Monday
prints picture of the magnificent
new hotel that is to be erected in that
city Immediately by the Kibler Broth
ers of this county. Mrs. Edward Hol-
der of this city is also interested in
Lakeland's fine new modern hostelry.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

The New York Herald has rarely
failed n It's prediction estimates,
snd .h.s year Wilson has had a decid-
sf Wa5afls n every poll that it has
De- last p3ll il gives Wilson
aaf sN -ates Roosevelt. five, and
fNa Vfh the remainder of the
f 4.uhfu' Tse Herald does
Har the attempt to assassi-
aafs So Roosevelt will gain him
Ssh votes Is change its forecast
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Mcnamara and his gang. according
80 testimony before the jury now in
session az indianapolis. bought dyna-
mite ~ the ton and nitro glycerine by
aNquari lots
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01
THE BIG JOB OF THE SOCIALISTS

Beside the proposition of the So
cialists the digging of the Panama
canal is an infinitesimal affair.
Listen to this, please:
The socialists demand that all in
dustries, all means of labor, manu-
factories, machinery, raw materials,
work tools. and everything that enters
into the complex system of produc-
ton and distribution shall be made
the exclusive property of the entire
communicative property Of the state
which they define as collective
ownership"
Now, the bedrock proposition of
the socialists is that the capitalistic
system is based on injustice and rob-
berry, and that the system the social
lists are trying to substitute for it is
based on justice-on the rock Of eter-
nal right.
May We ask how our socialist
friends expect to get possession of all
this private property?
To take it without decentralization
would certainly be a monsrous
wrong 1, would set a, defiance the
claim that their demands are basel
on the rock OF justice and eternal
right.
1t has been estimated that the cost
OF indemnifcation in the United
States alone would aggregate the
enormous sum Of one hundred bill
lions OF dollars. Say that it would
only be fifty billions; what govern
ment on earth could stand such an
Indebtedness?
The only other thing left for them
to carry out their momentous propo-
stion is by theft-by means of confs-
cation In this case what becomes OF
the rock of eternal justice on which
they predicate their system?
With all competition destroyed and
all individuality lost in government
ownership, what would be our manner
of living?
We cannot stretch the imagination
far enough to believe that the daily
bread" that would be doled out to us
would always be fresh and pure like
the mama from heaven on which the
children of Israel were fed in the will |
derness.
There would be but one bake shop
for community, and if We did not
relish the style of bread given to us
we could do without That would be
the only alternative.
The provision for our daily meat
would be conducted along the same
lines. There would be but one butch |
er shop for a community, and il We
were not content with the meat given |
us we could do without.
And so all along with the big and I
little things that enter into the econ !
omies of living, the same trouble |
would confront us.
No one would feel justified in vast
ing his life in experiments that would
lead to the manufacture of waste and
rubbish into valuable bi-products, or
devoting his time on inventions that
would cheaper and quicken the pro-
duction, as the benefits to be derived
from them would be denied him.
AS money and the greed for it would
be destroyed, there would be no inter-
change of products with other ma
lions; no trade, no traffic, no COM
merce, so no ships would visit our +
shores, and generally our railway tom
mage would fall off, and our railways
would go to decay
1t is a wild, visionary, impractical
BILE scheme that ought to have no
place in American politics.
If carried into effect it would not
only be through theft by confscation,
but would result in violence and an i
archy.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

tHe IS ae RAILROAD nuts hard for
man 90 crack IS the car short
question The roads spend mil
Sc dollars FOR tracks. anu while
ttt speaking / would not take
t.au feW theueinds for ample
sst equipment yet they vii, allow
farr roaIheds TO - barely unused.
rather than invest n sufficient rolling
stock Apples and other fruit is al
lowed 90 rot az producing point un-
hauled. and other products are SINH
iafls lest both 70 the producer and
consumer because OF the lack of raii-
ruad brain power-New York Pack
sr
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

~ settle Tom" Marshall has been
taur,rg Ga California. and brings back
the hopeful information that the "gol-
den state IS practically solid for Will
sou
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Tas u4.tin allies are sweeping all
q sh OPPOSITION away, and soon the
s Nll Be compelled 10 sue for
peace
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Madero's troops are now in possess
sion of Vera Cruz, and Diaz and his
officers will have to suffer for their
unsuccessful rebellion with their
lives.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

.
. DEMOCRATIC TICKET
. For President
. WOODROW WILSON
OF New Jersey.
For Vice President
THOMAS c. MARSHALL
OF Indiana
. Presidential Electors
JEFFERSON B. BROWNE
FRED DeBERRY
CHARLES +. JONES
W CHIPLEY JONES
LELAND J HENDERSON
II G. SPARKMAN
Congressman. State at Large
CLAUDE L'ENGLE
Congressman. First District
$ n SPARKMAN
Congressman. Second District
FRANK CLARK
Congressman, Third District
EMMETT WILSON
Governor
PARK TRAMMELL
Secretary Of State
II 4. CRAWFORD
commissloner Of Agriculture
V A McRAE
Treasurer
J { LUNING
Comptroller
" v KNOTT
superintendent Of Public In
struetion
" y SHEATS
State Chemist
x r. ROSE
Adlutaut General
J G. r FOSTER
Attorney General
THOMAS r WEST
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

Cc'8lcl Roosevelt continues to i'm
prove
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1912-11-01

FRIDAY. NOVEMBER /. 1912
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19

Mr.. Smith. who was city librarian
from 1895 10 1907. IL candidate
for the one.year term. Because OF
his thorough familiarity with the
efty's business methods. he believes
he can make good" the first year
and asks trial. He will give all
his time TO the city.
A close student OF American mu-
nicipai needs. he has recently spent
q year In studying European cities
and their government He Is more
than ever a believer In municipal
ownership Of public utilities. and
pledges himself to see that the city
ear line already voted shall be
built. II not. the public shall know
SHY.
His platform also includes taxa
ton reform and modern business
efficiency. The record OF hts de-
partment for twelve years speaks
Tor itself: Public business can be
lone MS economically and efficient
y al private business
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19

The powder.monkey blasts the rock,
And you'll find pretty close upon his heel
While the ground II stu asremble from the shock
sticking round and waiting for meal,
am mighty fond Of gravel and OF sand
And Fobbe II resardless-~by the tom
I've appetite that's really Something Grand
When IL TO eating diri-woi, m the one
chew away AZ mountains
TO let the down,
bite the hiiinides
To make place for town
With cianking arm and bucket.
And endless APOSTLE
take meal of granite
Five bite
Where they mine the rusty iron on the range.
Where they the coppsr sulphide from It's oea'
I'm the hoy that's always wanting TO be led.
Oh they string their along to get EN- filled,
And load bunch OF seven OF OF ten; -
Then they take en- TO the marshes 20 De spilled
While I'm chewing mighty npouthuis up again
gougc away at granite.
scoop NJ muck;
There's Job quit on
TRY luck"
I've worked with yellow fellows,
toied along with white.
ADDING OF duty
Five a bfei
In the sogwy. mugEy heat at Panama.
On the high and open reaches OF the West.
In the Arctlcs. IN the lands beyond the Law.
| Mr. Modern Workman at bis BEST
You will find me chance 70 stray,
I'm the tolicr who . doing NIL his share.
I'm the muscle OF tho gang that clears the way
I'm the wan ~ civilization every whefei
My engine groans sputers.
Protesting nj the strain,
siIl f my bucket
And swing the tram
m eating,
ms aren't polite
nut~~wAtch make the pathway
Five tons or 10 bite
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19

Misc Margaret Haley will speak
ON the single tar amendment a.
7ss5 tonight in the Green Lake dIa'
tricf at~ sie0 Greenwood as. AT
the same hour Ralph Royal. Mary
q. O'Meara and A. A. oooth will
speak 1T the North broadway Pres.
bytsrsan church. Broadway " and
Miller 81.
Ats p m. in the Ballard presby.
terrain church. 18th y. vs. and
Market st. Ballard. Councilman Oh.
liver r.. fsrtckeon will speak an his
amendment. Otway pardec and Al.
fred y. Cridge of Portland win also
speak.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19
AT THE GRAND


Casey Jones' Is at the Grand
theatre this week-beg pardon. ~
mean caney's dad~-no. not that
either. r. Lawrence SeIbart IL ut
the Grand. There. that IN Il. And
ssibert IL the author 81 the famous
Song about the brave engineer who
stayed al the throttle 20 the last
and whose wife found the conNoliisg
worda to her. offspring thaf evefg.
thing was all right. because they q
have another dady ON The Salt LAX :
line
sesbert has with him Miss Made
line Logsnx and they make a dandy
compile. singing Casey lones and
other songs. Dorothy Weaver, whn
Ia built on the architectural plans
~ d. Dugdaie. nm Taft. and John
Il. HUMPHREYS. IL soubretse who
nevertheless shakes her feet ln
lively fashion She also sings.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19

Asserting that he Is too dumb
founded to explain the charge and
expressing himself as willing TO re.
turn to New Mexico Immediately,
w. II. Buchanan. banker OF
'fucumari. N. NJ. is in the custody
of the Seattle police today. He was
arrested at Third av. and Seneca
st. Saturday on the advice of the
Tucumari sheriff who offered a
s2oo reward buchanan is charged
with embezzlement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19
Sullivan Estate Fight Is Reopened

The Sullivan estate IL again the
subject of CONTROVERSY IN the
courts. W. v. Hays. attorney for
Marie carrau. the Nurse 70 whom
the property. valued al 81 900 COOS
was left In an oral ~lll and who
was declared out Of II by tho
courts after Former Senator Sam
Piles. Judge Don~orth. James n.
Howe. the 4. r. Co. attorney ard
Charles n. Farrell found heirs long
forgotten In ireland. and divided up
tho estate with them. filed another
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19

Buit Saturday.
He directly charges In his ne~
complaint that John II. Wright. an
attorney Of Seattle. .aa part Of a
conspiracy with others. went To ire
land and dM up the heirs 20 cheat
Misc carrau out Of her rights 70 The
estate Hays also alleged that J..
w. Robinson. who WAS called into
this case for Mlss cafrau at a later
stage ID the proceedings to handle
her interests In Olympia. was also
In som. Sort Of a conspiracy 10 de-
feat Miss Carrau.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19
LYNCH THEM

y 9nt&a EAS8B 4e8B8Q Wix0J
Ell PASO, Feb. fs.--With the in.
stallation OF Emilia Enricquez as
mayor, Juarcz today In again a
stronghold OF the Mexican govern.
ment. EnrIcquez is loyal to Presi-
dent Francisco |. Madero, ana with
the arrival today OF several machine
guns, and federal troops en- route,
II Ia expected that quiet will soon
prevail.
The lynching by federal troops OF
Martinez. son OF Durango million
aire. and q companion. was reported
today. They were charged with
dynamiting bridges OF the Mexican
National railway. which resulted in
the death of more than n score of
soldiers last week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19

The AdIeri-ka book. telling how
you can EASILY guard against APP
pendicitis. and how you cans relieve
constipation or gas ON the stomach
almost INSTANTLY. IL offered free
for short time by Swifts Phar'
macy. Second and Pikcs--Adst.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19
AT the Theatres

and balyhoo artists. and such Ike
order your taxi 10 the Moore theh.
Are you fond Of music. ana t"h
And horseag And daneesY
Well. YOU can find any form o.
think OF in "The bohemian Gifi
as she IL presented by the Ahorn
Opera co. It's lyric Opera
modernlxed aud highly entertaining
blanche Morrison. Harry Luekainne,
and Hattie Belle Ladde take the
first honarr.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19

II elected. he stands pledged TO
the following:
CD Reduction Of Municipal f,x-
pense.
tal More Smokestacks and big'
ger Bucket Brigades.
Isl No idle hands In empty
pockets ON the part Of wagc-earners
who desire To work.
ca Lowering of taxes.
t5l Cessation % regrade prof
ects until the oyerbufdened tax
payers are relieved OF their present
heavy burdens.
t6l Development Of harhor Inn.
provements properly safeguarded.
NO as to protect the peoples inter
ests. to the end that We may De
prepared 20 attract and care for the
great trade and ocean commerce
which will be developed by the
opening OF the Panama canal
-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1912-02-19
ENDORSE COOLEY

EVERETT. Wash. Feb. 10 The
Snohomlsh county bar sssoetstlos.
has endorsed II. ID. Cooley for judge
ot the federal court 10 succeed.
Jrdge Dpnwurfh. Cooley has
praefEred Law for 20 years In Wash.
ingfun.