The Greeley tribune., 1912-08-22
lT1R COLORADO Editorial ASSOCIATION

ENNK QQkAyv AllvMM A!eys.4.SA
There is NO such word as can't In
Fort Lupton. They can all tne
time.
Remember that you have to reg
ister-if you want to Nooe ~ u
primaries.
It looks like all the big prizes ~
the county fair are being offered Tor
things we haven't got
r. might be well to put sign Tor
automobilists In Weld county ne-
ware of Jack Rabbits.
The spuds are perking up w1tnin
the last few days, according 70 inc
growers. Here's hoping.
President Taft's recent vetoes has
added materially to the ranks OF the
Insurgents and Democrats.
The annual merger between the
last baseball gAnes and the nfss
football games soon Will be on.
Dava like today remind us thaf
soon We will have to dig into the
moth ball section Of our trunk.
.Hobble skirts must CO." say the
,.dv tailors. Our observation Is
that they have been going some.
Accounts of the birth Of the
fourth JOHN Jacob AstOr consist
mostly Of dollar marks and figures
A horse named Jay won first
money in . race yesterday, AGAIN
showing that there Is nothing IN
name.
Down At Fort Lupton they are
carving the hands to work in auto
mobiles, That town always did look
good to MS.
We haven't heard from congress
for . couple Of days, but 1t may be
that they didn't get their last copies
of the Tribune.
TAFT IL still vetoing what congress
does, but probably On tho theory
that he had better 60 sOuse while
the going Is good
A Grover man has collected THU.
teea sku1ls, indicating that Hamlet,
Prfnce Of DennAASk, hAsA't got AAy.
thinx on Weld coanty.
This Is tire season when the hat
ting average Of the handshake h
fattened. The increase looks Hike .
Weld county crop report.
A hold on the toe Of IN Evans
man broke his leg. Must be o. The
same theory that washing . small
boys ears hurts him al over.
"A new editor In Greeley wants to
know who owns tie Tribune. Docs
he suspect Bill Evans Of palling O6
another Times stunt In Greeley:
Tariff and the trusts are the eoad
1icans. And they certainly do work
tho comm0a people to . fraxzle.
Mayor Mayher wants to know
wfnt . '.cas rack" il. We doa't
know, hat We do know where he car
corral . lot Of felines to put on It..
Better get busy with your exhibits
1t tie county fair September 3S-27.
Space will get mighty short along
aboae the Last few days before 1t
opens.
We do not wish the railroads any
III luck, but we certainly do hope
that they will have 70 hustle theiz
host to handle the Weld county
crops.
Milliken has . municipal potato
patch, thus demonstrating that II
has Other claims to fame than beine
an oasis in the spirituOus desert, u
II Were.
Grassl,oppers broke up = hand
concert In Kansas. That's nothing
Several years ago in Greeley they
broke up whole neighborhOods II
business.
We expect to heaf . howl from
tho New Jersey papers - soon ~
who broke hlD leg o. account Of Z
mosquito bste.
Tho national ckair1naa Of tho n
Publican party has 'em al lashed 4
tho mast for pure optimism. H<
already has Il figured 0at that Tai
viii be elected.
OF coarse We are glad to see tlSen
beGin work On the oiled streets, bu
mildly wonder that they began h
front Of tho Tribane office insteal
of IN fr0nt Of tho cosKt hose.
Here's netting tlHt tho three mil
Hon dollar Astoe baby didlA't b9in,
any mogo anaoa pare Jog 10 Il
n.aznA thaa tlse Kid who cones int,
the Woesd Witlh0ae two bits to hi