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RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.


PREMIER CARRIER OF TIE SOUTH.
n B-FoIlownE schedule figures published only
Gs information and are not guaranteed.
TRAINS LEAVE WASHINGTON
For Atlanta. Montgomery. Mobile. New OrIsanA
DO n. and loi5 ?. N. daily. Dining can.
For ChAttauooga and MEmphtA via ASheTills 1855
r. N. daily
FOT Atlantis. Annis,o-. RIrminrh,m. 800 a. u
and is75 r. ~. daily Dining
For Atl1rth. Admission. TallsdNEs. CaleTa. selna
30 .. n ard I = r. n. daily ard frr UuInuto-n
Drn0rolis. Meridian so a. ta!!v. Dining o-rA
For Roanoke Bristol Knoxville ChNttanooEa, Biz
ninFhsu Meridian. vicUburE. New Orleans. Iois
:. m. day. Dining car.
For Roanoke Knoxville. CNsf'anooEa. Nashville
Memphis 40 . N. daily. SlerTtrr ear mIy b oe-
Curied after IAIn ? n. Dining
For AsheTiIle. pm 4. n. 5&5 ?. n. snd 1855
r N. dHlv. Dining rars-
For Columhia SummrrTin~. Chsrlsytcn. Aher.
Augusta. saTRnnsh. BrunSWirk. jacksonville. and
Florida roiD's $50 n m daily. DIuinF car.
Tourist for California. Monday wednesday.
ThUFsd7v. Fr5S'~. Hrd SATURDAY,. ls'5 n n.
FcT DHrvfIle uo-an. 10 q. n. daily
Fer Hnus0nhurE 81 q. daily ipsrI9r lrl.
SIS r. IN. lTarsrr caTI. and go =. m. week d,va
For C1arl0tiesrille U0cau. % A. n. and $50
N. daily.
F0r Wa-rru'0n. a1n a. m. Il N = n go = n
es'ly; 25 p II tTaTlor carl and s. p L. WesI
dayS.
For Blrcmort. SO a. m. IN r. m. GsD and
: % r. m. uerk dave: SIS. sIS a. m and 5O5
p m. Srrdays Also s-5 p n. week DAYS for
LceshIrE. /. : BROWN. General Agent
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CHESAPEAKE BEACH RAILWAY.

Schedule - ev-rr.i1n trains 70 ard fr1m Chess-
Trskn B.a~h. elective May =. 1872. subject to
change without notice.
WEEK DAYS
Going. leave District lire station. - lo.J0 and
u1n q. M: 80 80. and 7si5 =. m
Returning leave the Beach. - a N; Ie.1
= TO- 60 so1. ard 1900 n. n.
SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS.
Grur leave DIs'ri-t lire station 80 I710 and
u20 =. m; go $50. = %. and 7.iS ?. N.
Returning. leave the Reach 30 a. m; l2.O
40. On. 500. 800 and 100 y. m.
'Mate locsl strT-; running tine seventy Eve
minutes. AL other trains make rln in sixty
minute W. 7. JONES
President
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WESTERN RWY.
FFECT MAY ls. 1871
: NaM unlnn Giatinn

" III MA 4 y. IsIL
3. New Union Station.
points on Ncrfoik and West.
Roanoke. Bristol. winston
attanoogs. Nashville, New
Ier. Dining cars
;nl. Knoxville. ChattanooR..
phi5 WashinFtOn-Memph
- =. m; arTiYe Norfolk.
ave 12oi noon; arrive Nor
xcept Sunday. Leave i2Ol
~ p m Sunday oulyl.
'TTills. Luray. Elkton.
west ErTiTs SIS 4. m: l0N
seuth street and Nee YOrs
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-u1e1aN. June p
G n. SPECIAL. Solid train
Imam slseuers IN Louisville,
st. L0ris. and Chicaan.
CTNNATT AND CHICAGO
rrice To Cincinnati and Chi
=. V. LIMITED 10 the
northwest. Pullman sleerers
Cincinnati. and Louisville.
. for occurancy 10 p. m.
Tl~e n Ia carte.
. F ST., and Union Station.
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00RT0L
fFEI

FaarU ..
O. a Ia. "a
en-
1H7 Dan
nl -tT-
eC1nz Trrrsr -
80 O. trv
NakhTl'lr o.
sissrrr -Ha q
A.
r3 r. tar
w UF 81 EgiE
~ cara
- e. rl. .DsHr Pr
TRIMS sr-n ne S~g
g. r. s IaG= "a. 81.
- rfr tI1G EIu
sF-11 tHsrs EEislrr
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DEVELOPING AND PRINTING.

FILMS AND PLATES DEVELOPED
and prints made for any one. any
where Cameras repaired: work finished
Promptly: rates low s F ROMAR,
lis G St ne. Phone Lincoln 1876
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CASES OF ALL KINDS.

MANUFACTURER OF FINE CASES FOR JEW.
elEy and silverware GEO HAUSSLER. s0s Igth
st. NV. below Ia. Ave Tel. ~ 1916
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DRUGLESS HEALING.
THE VACTTNT TRFA-

The NNIITN TREATlIENT
RESTORES the CIRCULATION II the BLOOD
ard 'l Et~ INFANTILE land rthcrT Rraly-is: :
LpIOMOTORATANIA. RRIGHT'S DISEASE
and tho@e other CHRONIC INCURABLE lso
called DISEASES THAT HAVE PASSED BE
NpND the reach Il MEDICINE and RAFFI Z
YOUR PHYSICIANS. / AN AFTER THE pES
IERATE CASES. LADY ASSISTANT. H.r1rs.
10 a. IN to's .. IN: SUNDAYS. 10 TO l. PROF
II. y d. PARKER. lC22 9th 81. NV. See this
SPACE next Mnuday fur article ufl
LDCONuTOU- ATANTA
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SiSm0Ra Ammimi AnTrima.

P. o. Building, 400 f. Cap. St.
Tel. Line. 1869.
This wonderful manipulator OF
soul power, using no aid or device
but the higher intelligence, will
make you acquainted with your
self as to character, life. and
health. Business changes and con-
hdential letter writing a speciality.
Ihirty-third degree European mys-
tie adept.
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CARPENTERS AND BUILDERS.
ARE YOU GONG 10 BUILD2

AXE IUU UUING TO BUILD!
We WILL BUILD on YOUR LOT A
call W. NJ. WALLACE & co. Room 209,
Stewart Bldg. 9Th and SITS. NV
JOHN ALT. ia K ST NV. " In4RFyOD-
cling: ;othing IN all branches
CshretmaknE and of7ce fixtures. furniture repaired
l0'h ard S's. NV W. p RINEL.
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DOGS, PETS AND BIRDS.

CANARIES. Fnchcs. Paroructs. DOGS Cats. Rab-
bits. Guinea Pigs, &c. Let US board your pets
Phone Columbia Is
NORRIS PET STORE. 1907 Fla Ave. y. W.
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BALTIMORE ( OHIO RAILROAD.


LEAVE UNION STATION
ROYAL RLUE LINE.
'EvFrY OTHER HOTR on THE OpD HOUR"
To PHILADELPHIA and NEW YORK
NEW YORK TERMINALS LIBERTY STREET
~ ". TWENTY THIRD STREET.
"FN. '7N1 Rnvl Srrria'. h0ursl ~ 4 m
= - '1NH R1v7l Limited hoursl. 500 . m
~. W. arH 'e1N night Us a. m Diners and
Pa-'-r c7rz cn DIV trains. Slespers on 'I2o night
rr~1 n 10s0 r. m
PhfIrdsIrht, ard Atlantic City. roo. 9oo. 'uo
3. n . % "sNN ffNn = ~
To BALTIMORE
"TvEPY HOTR on THE HOUR."
Cveek davs. : - =. n. n loS0 p NJ
7E ssNo H.n go - 500 ss:p 80
ON 'r6N1 'rISn > m: 1850 nom 'I2N5 sf,u
UHF gm. '7SD 173o ESQ 100 $50. f5Nl
500 s5.7n '6rO 'rs0 100 500 .9N0 1000.
1910. ~ n. 'I2oO wight
WESTWARD
CHICAGO. IoN0 a. m. 3. '5:s1 r. m. 'ia8o
night
CINCINNATI ST. LOFTS. AND LOUISVILLE
so.IO o. N .l1N - m. 'I2:lN night
PITTSTURG ~I0Nn q m. = y. $40 n m
.12NO NIGHT. fSlccD3r ready 70 2. ny
CLEVELAND. '2oO night. COLUMBUS. 'S3o
r
WHEELING. 80 =. m. go n. n.
r.. = a. tickct 0HTceS.
-r.Trr sSurday only.
7-.. Of f 7ving Ticket 0mcrs: 18Th
SEQ f.-r as.. a. W. Main l91: ns Penn
.a a .-. r'1.a 80 Union Station once. Main
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SEWING MACHINES.

NEW WILCOX GiBBs; valued. %; Ssn ..
@. G. SMITH. sD Pa ave. Line. 90
SINGER SEWING MACHINES. q DOWN AND
&c p9 VII. Il. z. GIVEN. . Pa sTs - 'PhoaA.
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For sALE-M1sCELLANEoUs

RFFR BEAvER's Family Lager Beer. 7Sc
case Of - bottleS................... OC
WNrc Ohio Port. Sherry CataUtA. TX.
W 4NLc Bnd Blackberry. ! Eallon.....-..-.-I "
BEAVERS. % ~ 81 Main 52
CHAIRS sc; BUREAUS. g; wASHsTANDs.
SC: iron beds. 81. HOFF. g3 5th St NV
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FURNISHED ROOMS.

! 1.-TWO NICELY FJRNISHED ROOMS
/ and hath: quiet cool, and handy. Ap-
ply 1924 18th St NV, PARK VANITY
! PARLORS
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ARTISTIC HAIR WORK DONE.
Water massage for pecfeCt health Of
head. hands. ard feet. Electric and mag
netiC treatments. a. B. LEWIS, 400 East
Capitol. Post-OfhCe Building.
MISS KATIE CAIN, MANICURTNG.
Tl6 7th St NV, Apt. !. Phone Main 7425.
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DYEING AND CLEANING.

SEE BEATTY < BEATTY. HIGH
class taIIors, 1893 r NV. for superior
cleaning and dyelng. Phone y. 3is5 NJ
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HELP WANTED.

MALE.
WANTED % GOOD SIZED MEN;
quite strong: take part in celebration.
Apply 20 18th NV. 3, Hub Bldg, after
u a. IN.
WANTED-3O EXTRA MEN, THEATRE
cal experience. medium height. Apply
8. = IlLh aLLer 10 a. NJ. Huh Bldg
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

FARTY HAVING DEVELOPED PATENT NOW
selling and showing Trnft II 100 Ter Cent wishes
god r-rm0tgr. VIII sell ps-t ALL Addrrss
A :. MACHEN. Room g. MetroroIitan.
WANTED - FIVE MEN WITH SEQ
each to become directors Of a company
now forming; legitimate. sure. and
quick; money maker. BOX 564. Herald
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WANTED - ALERT.
AMBITIOUS SALES
MAN, WITH MER-
CAMILLE EXPERI-
ENCE. ONLY HIGH
CLASS WIDE-AWAKE,
UP-TO-THE MINUTE
HUSTLER OF GOOD
APPEARANCE AND
ADDRESS NEED AP-
PLY TO A. B. E, HER
AID OFFICE, AT
ONCE.
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GARDENING.

RENOVATING. HEDGE. IVY. LAWNS. q,
Plants fur. with work. Wash. Bulb Co.. LS5 N.C.G
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HAIR DRESSING, MANICURING

p z, GUARANTEED GAS OR GASOLINE
engine SIS. delivered W '. MOORE. 81 Ii st. ~.
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sUPERFLUOUS HAIR WARTS MOLFS EC
removed without pain scar Trial sitting free
Nh. \. LOWE. Ill Pa. Ave. NV Tel Main ssS
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rHEsAD. NKE & OHIO LINES

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<"IiIS." said Mrs. Jarr. lis MISS
Viola Cackelberry." And sh,
pointed to a very tall young
woman OF eighteen with hair and eyes
40 light In their yellows and blues that
she was almost an Albino.
Tho young lady had arms thin and
long enough OF themselves. but the tisht
fitting short sleeves made them seem
30 much longer that Mr.. Jarr. even
during the Introduction. gazed at her.
wondering II she could put her arms
around her own waist and hug herself.
The dress she wore was In the mode
OF the day: tight-htting skirt with
draped panniers. She was so slim and
lanky that this dress gave her the APP
pearance OF being half way pulled out
of a sheath.
"And Miss Irene Cackeiberry." said
Mrs. Jarr.
Mr.. Jarr. with the obsessl0ns above
still pervadIng his mind, now glanced
at the other visitor. She was . dull
eyed girl. as short and plump rs her
elder sister was tall. In fact. Miss
Viola Cackolberry was plump 10 the
point of squattincss. But. AS the
younger Miss Cackelberry connded u
Mrs. Jarr later. she regarded her shape
as her good fortune. since 1t precluded
her ever falling heir to her elder sister 4
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NO. our relatives are mainly abroad"
said Miss Viola.
IL would be nice for the young ladies
10 mcet-let me see-oh, yes-Clara Mud.
ridEe-Smith.' suggested NJ. Jarr.
"Oh, they'll meet HER, said Mrs
Jar petulantly. "Ill see that she gives
them tea. Don't you know any
MEM"
why. yes-er-er. let me see!" and
Mr.. Jarr rubbed his chin; sensing.
somehow. that the Miss cackelberrys
would take no great interest In Jenkins
or Rangle. or the rest OF the fatuous
and commonplace married men he was
associated with down town. Nor would
his uptown associates make parlor pets,
either.
Mr.. Jarr Is such a reciuse!" Mrs Jarr
hurriedly explained to the visitors.
Hes 30 domestic, too! He gave up
all his fashionable clubs when he mar
RED And. as for myself. my clubs and
charitable work are 30 engrossing that,
really. I am out OF touch with the
younger set don't you know"
'Oh. We just came over to New York
for rest" said the skinny Miss Cackei-
berry. I'VE have been so much in
Society In Philadelphia last winter. and
at NO many summer parties. tennis tour
NHaments and such. at Jenkintown this
summer. that Mamma insisted We visit
some quiet people In New York for a
rest"
'Oh. can the chatter" said the chunky
Miss Cacxelberry YEARLY.
She snapped this SO btingly that Il
made Mr.. Jarr sit up and take notice.
II know that poor child Is all nervous
! from the long railroad journey" said
Mrs. Jarr. wen discuss the matter
after dinner"
Office" remarked Mr. Jarr But he's
engaged"
why. surely. YOU don't think that
matters" said Mrs. Jarr. But Is he
to be married soonY'
IT don't know" said Mr.. Jarr. but
I could ask him up and he'd tell us"
Never mind him." said the short Miss
Cackelberry. Engaged men are always
saving their money. We met one o.
those I'm the Gus that Puts tho Money
In the Bank fellows just recently"
"Ah, that reminds me-" interposed
Mrs. Jarr. They MUST meet Jack
Silver We MUST have him up to din
ner before the dear girls go away"
This remark made both young ladies
blink. They had just arrived.
THE very fellow" said Mr.. Jsrr en-
Enthusiastically, land Rangle can come
over and Jenkins stay in town and well
play poker"
"You will NOT" said Mrs. Jarr frmly
"And girls" she added sweetly, "hes q
rich bachelor"
Both Miss Cackelberrys clinched thelI
teeth-a chance to live in New Yo-l
RIGHT.
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Letters From the People

Monday.
Tsshs Editor Of Ths Evening World;
o. what day did Aug. 70. 1887. fall?
80 G.. H. !. Y.
Smoking en- stations.
10 tbs Editor VI The Evsn,rg World.
have read that the b. II. T. IL going
20 stop smoking on hs trains and sta
lions. Some time ago there was a man
arrested for smoking on a station In
Nw York. have heard. and II WAS
dertdsd by the court. that a man had a
rieht 70 smoke on the station. but not
on the trains. ! would like to know
wlns other readers have to say.
sseee4aIIy chose who ride on the cars
amy W. J. NJ.
TeDstsss asd 0ersniums.
10 shs Editor Of Ths Evspihg World:
a reader asks gardeners TO tell him
hoW 70 save tomato seeds and how 20
keep gsrsnivms through the winter.
II he has some fancy variety of to-
mato OF which he wishes TO save seads
be may do % by breaking the to,na toes
open when they are dead ripe and
placing them In the sun to dry. Then
pick out and put away the dried seeds.
Bue u 10 not worth while to do this
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with any ordinary variety. as seed can
Ne ooaxh' az minimum cost and will
save time, trouble ana tomatoes. Now
AZ to keeping geraniums all winter:
!1t them out Of the ground carefully.
with a good biz OF soil. and put them
IN some good. fresh. rich lvam. and
place them IN shady place for u few
days until they take root. This action
10 indicated by the making OF new
leaves Then move them to the place
where YOU are going to keep them for
tho winter. which must have light and
maintain minimum OF a. degree.
night temperature. BY taking cutting.
now you will he able TO Bet good strong
pants FOR mex. sprns. De,ach the
cutting three % four Joints from the
top ana make a o.ean cut Immediately
below the bottom joint. first removing
the bottom leaves, ana insert IN clean.
sh'rp sand and soil. and store same
AZ the old plants after they are rooted,
T. L.. summit, y. J.
Oct. 10, 1894.
To The L,iior Of The E,rping Word.
what were the month. the dAy AMI
the year Of Gen. sheridan's ride?
A. c. n,
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WANTED: A FREE COUNTRY.

VOW much regulating will free people stand How far aud
how fast of law be turned into govern
= = Of laws before the people get mixing OF what
going halt How the public fool iscf
when to the fascinating of nvcntng new rules aud
regulations? Is there any end to it,
We began nmassing regulations We have line
lot and the promise of So many OF them are plainly
good, many made to appear for our good
while hard understand probably for our good tina"
there seems little hope of placing any limit
For free people regulated TO degree We are carefully
kept from doing things somebody thinks ought not TO do Sun
day We take drinks only hours when somebody else deems
rQht We nights only late as Others THINK
necessary and innocent movements are regn
lated they interfere with somebody's making profit
Of When work must take our time and pay from
standard sauged somebody e capacities When we hire labor
hire for such hours and Others have found to ther
convenience or profit buy buy where other
cone have decided we should prices laid down and
lated by somebody es advantage When We try to sell
we find ourselves up against restrictions and regulations drawn up
by somebody eses forcthougor somebody eses protection
The other day farmer Maine killed COW and tried TO sell
the meat For the local butcher offered him only seven
cents pound SO the farmer thought he would sell the meat hsc
10 ncghbors But To do that he must take out
license $1Ovch of would have taken all pro
ant f the transaction Thirteen hundred miles from Chicago tho
Beef had itself thus snu protected by law from anybody VINO
tried 70 cut under its prices.
So il goes Companies their business agents and build
iron particular department OF ade-a win inc
ppor Of cunnngy devised seemingly benevolent laws Now
and then exaspeed public takes hand turning out new res"
lsions to Whereupon the trusts merely get lew
more added sghten their affairs Politicians go around
with pockets regulations to regulate the regulators to the
end that all may prosper What the public doesn't regulate the
trusts do heaped laws regulations beget regulations
All under the that Law maintained and strengthened
by multiplication aws The desire to regulate and yrannze
strong and mperisa the human mind The tynt the die
t..o re0.e TO their hearts become nuerabe Then
when the and thrown of tyranny and the people
rude behold after little the Majority hard at it, regulating in its
devng law after awso many fresh paster anu pou
iices for the and nmties Of the body polite!
Is there no of law and principle where people may
sir its limbs will seeking health in free unammeled action
puing of pase instead of sppngon fresh ones
six at whack?
"hc more laws the justice" the old proverb has IT. and
one Of renchmen records that in his time France
had more laws than world put togethewh the
worst results in promoting undue liberty
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man could 90 she twoman) should also
be found. She lived on the thought and
could almost prove that woman was a
SUPERIOR being to man.
The big thing for woman. she argued,
was self DEVELOPMENT" whatever tina.
Isl. She must not reckon with man on
this. In fact man was reckoned out OF
II entirely In the acknowledgment
scheme woman could regulate anything
in the universe. REGARDLESS OF man.
She could live quito as she chose" She
could come and go at will. with no one
to say her nay.
She must take part in the political,
social and civic propaganda IN all It's
phases. In all, she was part and parcel
OF everything that came to pass.
Now, all that was very well. But one
OF the elements that the woman had
not reckoned with was LOVE. Oh, that
was an after consideration in her rea-
soning. In truth. It was "tommyrot. A."
The idea OF man wooing belonged to
the past ages" That woman should
have to sit back and wait FOR "A "he"
to come along certainly belonged not in
the acknowledgment scheme. Na,
much.
She even believed that woman should
propose. &C., sc. Therefore, continually
living on these up-to- minute things. she
embraced them each as they came. en-
cept THE one that Is the most up n
date at all-Love. Cupid is the one mas
ter whose doctrine Is at once the OLD
EST and the NEWEST In tho world
He Is NEEDED to develop every age
lie chooses various means during tho
ages. bu. his processes lead to the same
ways-the ways every human mus,
tread IN the pursuit OF happiness.
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demand ihs
ideals brave. beautiful Manhood? .
outra too
in
a i
be
loaded the hands of small
WANT
THINK
an utterly ABSURD unsnlenanly cause
Mans OFFICE A nus.
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's@;|)e%.SS&Sd5o5OS7

-stsrown or ou.worn gowns-the bitter
portion OF the average younger sister.
The Miss Cackelberrys gigsled; and
remarked they were pleased indeed to
reet Mr. Jarr.
Mr., Jarr murmured the pleasure was
mutual. but his gaze had wandered to
heir hair. Each OF the Miss Cackel-
berrys wore a satin fillet or bandeau
OF prodigious size.
Miss Viola Cackelberry wore pale
blue bandeau and Miss Irene Cackel-
berry wore a pale pink one. These gave
both young women the appearance OF
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shins Co. tIhs New Yo.k WORLD.
But this woman believed that h.nn,.
ness did not need TO travel near ~.
road OF Cupid. In a word she SCORN nj,
cupid. Whenever he CHANGED hs- VA
She waved him off.
She continued In the forward MAYA.
ment' (whatever that Isl. She thoue,.
that any time she chose 10 "s,oo" ana
allow the little love god to enter tar
life she had but to WILL. IL 30, and.
according to the up-to-date notions, IN,
could get love as readily as she coild
any other development" she decided
for.
One day she visited a frlend OF her
girlhood. The life there was so ms.
FERENT' The friend had emsrscs,
IN" love god early AID he mad re dal,.s
with her. She had te,ut,ful child,
and some enc ia welcome home Al ,hc
end OF the day She. too had .ieyelo ~
but had keps with her tha hapu.I.c,,
that IL lasting she had taken Lar
trials, but had Known her trlamphs 4,
well.
The woman marve.le1. Here was 81.
ve!opment also, Lrt happiness win -
happiness that was -. 10 dat,, bY. c,,-
;lnuel with the yeas.
So she said: Il 100 war, love. 1,
NEED IT," Bat her mirror ref. i
back gray hairs and furrowed h,c,
and Cupid was slow. ve-y s,oy, IN
swer!ng her call. DO not know :.
EVER came to this womIn. ps,s .,
he passed her altogether
MORAL; -,
LOVE IL TIE ONLY KEY TO m
PiNEss FOR WHICH THERE Is.
DUPLICATE. ~
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SsSSSSSsSsSSSSSSSS - sSSxSssS
Mr.. Jarr Encounters Two New
Handicaps to Peace and Liberty


having frighttul headaches which they
had tied UP.
Now. We were Just talking over
whom we could invite to call while the
dear girls are visiting us?" gushed Mrs.
Jarr. And you must help us think.
Edward. You girls have no relatives In
the city, believer"
They had. The relative was the pro-
prietor OF a cat and dog sanitorium on
a dirty downtown side street. But. as
he was very poor and of alcoholic habit.
he was socially dead to the Cackel-
berrys OF Philadelphia.
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On Emerson,

a I.ARGE and Generous ma. 49,
"A on our moors
buit up his thought uhough vii,
an Indian tongue,
Ana h!'est to have sung at Persian
feastsD.
'et u"e'' among us as the sage ia
was
Sage Of his days-pstlent AMI n,ouu,
true;
Whose word was worth III, x,r,,
whose heart was purs.
on such a heart was his. No xs,. a.,
bar;
Tho poorest wretch that ever ps,.,
his door ''"seu
welcome as highest king ar ,.,.
friend. "ss
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tndt CHdnCeu 10
pass her way.
She went on the
theory that the
new thing was the
the best. There
fore II came 10
pass that she was.
first % all. OF
course. a susfra-
gette.
She believed that
woman sh Guild
walk side by
side" with man.
fIa.o, l..
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s6,Sv~' fss. il. tSisefuiIyJ-isn't Il ex-
kXv Mr.. b. uals!ng his left eve.
brow)-What?
A148 Mrs. B.-Why, the way
everyone Is getting called a liar and a
thief and everything!
Mr.. u. removing his pipe)-what on
earth are YOU talking about?
Mrs. Il. dndignantly)-About politics
OF course.
Mr. Il, (brlehy)-Don't'
Mrs. B. with fire)-why shouldn't l.
Everybody talking politics. And aren't
We women going to vote some day?
have "a right to get trained.
Mr.. b. (drily)-Youn get trained all
right.
Mrs. b. (solemnly)--I don't know whs /.
yod mean. but II sounds like q slur.
TIL bet know almost as much a0oat
politics as YOU do!
Mr., b. (sweetly,-I1l bet you know
more.
Mrs. II. (slowiy)-You aren't patriotic
OF all, are your
Mr.. =. tcoldly)-What's patriotism got
to do with politics?
Mrs Is. gasplngl-Wn ny, everything
Patriotism rs politics! II you're pstri-
otto you're supposed 10 be vitality IN
terested In politics.
Mr. u. lgoing back TO his Memorial
Not on your tin! Tho only thing they
got In common these days Is their initial
letter.
Mrs. II. tsmuslyl-WeIl, OF course,
know you're wrong. but I'm not goins
TO argue It with you. Who are. you
going 10 vote for, anyway, George?
| Mr., Il. (emitting bloodcuriling gTowls
Can It, CAN IT. There's been NOR,
blood shed over that question this yea
than ever flowed during the Frencl
Communel
Mrs. Il. (blandly)--Why! Isn't Il
perfectly natural question?
Mr. Il. tgrimly)-oh yes. Il was ono
upon a tlme-but this year It's the h!sl
sian OF massacre.
Mrs. n. tmildly)--It is hard to choos
the hest one. isn't II? I'm sure 7 vou,
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KNEW HIS BLUFF.

Mora. Is my husband home:"
Yes. mum. he's In the library
workin'."
Then wake him ana tell him I want
to see him Satire.
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eSY UNIFORM purchasing Of the monetary unit as eabor-
~ aed by Prof Fisher may be fine tool with which to cut
living but of would be just happy to
the Job done with something like
The evening world., 1912-09-28

MYTH exuberant Dr. Eliot filling the heads of the Harvard
w Freshmen with notions about marrying early and getting
the grandfather class the professors will have hard time this
keeping the boys minds their books.
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kAR GARY back from Europe with the that bust
AVA booming there TOO This country full Of
periy that of it spills