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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1912-03-01
HASTINGS, MINI. business prop,

HASTINGS, MINI. business prop
erty, consisting of two-story build
ing, stone construction, modern plate
glass front, building 22x65 feet, lot
22x100 feet, cream location, seven
birch finished modern living rooms on
second floor, all rented to one party
for term OF years at $500 per year, as
st. Paul on Mississippi river, forty
minutes ride on trolley. viii con-
slider exchange for modern residence in
Fargo on northside, or valley land at
right price. Inquire of The Sund-
berg Co., jewellers. 72 Broadway.
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HELP

WANTED-Two good girls. Fargo
Laundry.
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OREGON LAND.

FOR SALE-Fine tract Of land by the
owner, $50 acres, 200 under pillow;
located in Lane county. Oregon; either
as a whole or in tracts to suit pur-
chasers; best climate; temperature 80
to So above zero In winter; no storms:
lightning or billiards.. VIM. Leppert,
Junction City, Ore.
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FoR RHINESTONE BOOM.

FOR RENT-The lower floor of the
Darlington operahouse. 44x56. with
fun basement; will fix building ia
suit tenant; half block from postoffice
ness; rent very reasonable. Address
John Bruening. Darlington. N. ID.
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LoTs FoR SALE.

FOR SALE-Eighty-ive choice lots,
all high and dry. excellent for garden
purpose. Price s75 each on easy terms.
Phone $40.
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cLEANlNa AND PREssINo.

WANTED-All young men in Fargo
to send their SUITS to the Orpheum
Pressing Parlors to be cleaned and
pressed. Phone 2o88. Work called for
n delivered free.
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TO The PARTY who is looking for
a fine flat and good furniture to
go with II. call at No. Z, Park flats;
Just a few Of the things 1 will sell
cheap, piano. three bedroom suites,
buffet, etc. Call or phone 1851.
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FARMs-NEw YORK.

LARGE AND SMALL grain and fruit
farms. Productive, improved and
desirably located in central and south
ern New York. Full particulars fur
nished. G. S. Merrill, Elmira, N. Y.
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FOR

FOR RENT-Six-room house, strictly
modern, en car line, opposite nor
NAL school. Phone 1902 or call at 602
Ninth street south. Moorhead.
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uaHoLsTERING

| TAPESTRY, SILK coverings and roon
skins at reduced prices. G. g.
Anderson, sos First avenue north,
! Phone 92s-LA
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FOR SALE-Fine female pit bull ter
rier, 2 years old, eligible to registry;
last litter of five male pups sold for
$50; $40 takes her. worth $50. Ad-
dress Box 81. Galchutt N. ID.
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LEANING AND RREssING.

FROM NOW ON send your clothes to
d. q Wragg, 1e Fourth street south,
Mo0rhead, il You want good work done.
Try Cleaning per suit. $780, pressing
rs cents. Phone 376~Js
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LADY attending normal wishes place
to work for board and room. Phone
1778-J.
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WANTED-An experienced night
waitress. Apply Prize cafe.
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POSITIONS WANTED = FEMALE.

WANTED-Plain sewing, shirt waists
a speciality. Phone 1460-L
WOMAN wants washing or work by
the day. 9o1 Thirteenth street
south.
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BOARD AND ROOM in modern house.
423 Fourth avenue north.
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TT RENT-Furnished room, strictly
house. 1895 First avenue
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FoR SALE on RENT.

FOR SALE OR aENT-Butcher shop
property, located In a thrifty town
in Red river valley; only shop ia town
with good business; none but expert
ply. Address Postosfice BOX NO. S6T,
fargo, N. ID.
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MEDICAL.
o s-ALE-pocs.

FOR SALE-BuH terrier puppies. 217
North Fifth street. Phone 1891.
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HOSPITAL.

MATERNITY acknowledgements
nurses and best OF care; highest tes-
tiInontals from doctors and patients,
Mrs. Jennie Camp, s01 Tenth street
south. Fargo.
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AGENTS WANTED.

WANTED-Good live agents; entirely
new proposition; nothing to sell; we
make money for you; you make money
for U.S.. Phone 1856 or call 10 to IL a.
M; l to 2 p. m. flat 6, 20 Fourth
street north
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SEWING MACHINES.

WE REPAIR ANYTHING, sewing ma
chimes a specially. reasonable prices,
work guaranteed. The Standard Sew
ing Machine Co. No. 3 Eighth street
south. Phone 2490.
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HOUSES 0 SALE.

sIx-RooM HOUSE, good cellar, els
tern and we'll; five lots barn with
foundation and well. 225 Eleventh
street north, Moorhead.
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FuRs.

RAW FURS-We want mink, fox,
muskrat, raccoon and weasel; high
est prices paid; send for our latest
price list. The largest and oldest hide
lex Hide s. Fur Co., Grand Forks,
N. d.
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BoARD AND ROOM OFFERED

BOARD AND ROOM at SIS Roberts
street. Phone 2143-J.
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FOR sALE-HousEHoLD GOODS.

FOR sALE-Cheap. couch and book
case. Phone 1893.
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BOARD AND ROOM In modern house.
Phone 540-L. 1l05 Fifth avenue
south.
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HON. MApE BAKING : COOKING.

ORDERS CAREFULLY filled for gra-
ham bread and all kinds OF first
class home made cooking. For sale
at Stewards grocery. 15 Eighth street
south. Phone 1884.
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CANADA LAND.

! HAVE A LIST Of the choicest farms
for sale in Alberta, improved and
u~nimproved; close to good towns.
Write me about IL. Ernest Phillips,
50 Whyte avenue, Edmonton, Can.
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HOUSES o RENT.

HOUSES FOR RENT.
DOWNSTAlRS-Four rooms and she'd,
So. 1911 Fifth avenue north.
FOR RENT-Six-room house. $40
Roberts street. Phone 2410-J.
FOR RENT-Fve-room house. 3O2
Thirteenth street north. Phone
| 1854.
FOR RENT-Seyera1 houses for rent,
ranging in price from So to $40 per
month. ". J. Lane. First National
bank building.
FOR RENT-Qne eight-room house on
Fourth street north, close in, thor
oughly modern, newly repaired. Phone
2005-Ls
HOUSES FOR SALE.
FOR SALE-House and barn, with
water and gas, also five lots, good
location, Moorhead. Phone 543.
sIX-RooM HOUSE, good cellar, els
tern and well; five lots barn with
foundation and well. 225 Eleventh
street north, Moorhead.
FOR SALE-Strictly modern home,
six rooms, southside, hot water heat,
gas, lights, bath, full basement, shade
trees, newly painted and retinted;
built five years g by carpenter for
own use; hardwood finish throughout
and hardwood floors; one Of the MIC
est little homes In the city; deal
with owner; $4,000 takes 1t; terms.
! Address 1875. care Forum.
FOR SALE-Bargain; warmest built,
best finished, all modern, new eight
room house In Fargo. Living room,
reception hall, dining room. .y~estibule,
nook, stairs, closet finished in oak,
floors quarter sawed, pantry, kitchen,
kettle closet, refrigerator room and
tie upstair part finished in natural
birch maple floors, full basement,
laundry tubs, attic, balcony, fireplace
and hot water heating plant; lot 50x
140, back alley. good garden, fine
lawn and a few shade trees. Two
blocks TO Fargo college. public schools,
fifty feet to car line. Property can
not be duplicated for less than ST.
900. but for quick sale will take
Sc, $50. See or phone w. r. KiIpat-
rick. geo Eighth venue south. Phone
2OS0-L.
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FOR ExcHANeE
N~~~~~~~~%~AANN

. FOR EXcHANGE-Party hay- :
= ing large stock Of new mer- Q
. chandise wishes to exchange for .
O good land. bankabIe notes. first .
= class farm mortgages. city prop o
= erty, etc., or will sell at a dis .
. count for cash. Sample stock, 203 .
= Broadway, in the Continental q
. block. Call and see or address .
. National Bond & Investment Co., .
" Lock Box 374. Fargo, N. d. e
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BUY OR TRADE.

WILL BUY OR TRADE for your sec.
ond-hand harness. W. II. Stewart
Harness shop. Fargo.
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The SMALLEST BIBLE on earth,
sample 15c; agents wanted; biggest
wonder of the twentieth CEN
fury; coin So a day selling N
them. p. o. Box 3lS, Fargo.
North Dakota. kOG
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INSTANTANEOUS.

COMMERCIAL pen and Ink drawings
for letter heads and illustrations for
reproduction drawn to your order:
state your ideas and purpose for which
cut - to be used and will submit
sketches for your approval; prices
right. Call, phone or write. Forum
Advertising Dept.
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FOR HENT--Five-room flat, thor
oughly modern; close in. Call up
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FLATS FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Modern fiat, four rooms
22S Broadway.
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FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.

FOR SALE OR TRADE for land, pat
ent right to h~aystacker. in North Da-
kota. Address 161, care Forum.
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FOR RENT-Six-room fiat in duplex,
private. Phone 2o05-L-
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POOL ROOM and fixtures, also Fesi-I
dence and seven lots in live town.
Address Box 1876, Petersburg, N. d.
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FOR RENT-Six-room thoroughly
modern apartment in choice Ioca-
ton. Four rooms furnished il de-
sired. Box 1913, Fargo. Phone 2143-L.
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PRlNTER-Good job and ad nan early
in March; understand cylinder
wages required and when you can
come. Advance. Beach, N. d.
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FOR ADOPTION.

A BEAUTIFUL blue eyed baby boy.
6 weeks old. Call at 9o1 Tenth street
south. Phone 11zs-J.
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WANTED-Good girl for general
homework, good wages. Mrs. T. H.
McEnroe, 1910 Seventh street south.
Phone 2556-L.
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WANT ED-By the Automobile Own
ers' association. men whom We can
recommend to owners TO instruct 10
become licensed chauffeurs. 1912 Hen
nepin avenue, Minneapolis, MINI.
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WANTED-First class blacksmith at
once; good opening for first class
man. Carson Commercial Club, Car
son, N. D,
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WANTED-Men To learn barber trades
easy work. big pay; few weeks COM
pleteS Dy our t,S...Od, write LOT Tree
Illustrated catalogue. Moler Barber
College, "a II, Nicollet avenue. Min
neapuns. MINI. Established 1888
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IN ANSWERING all want ads. giving
q certain number care Of The Forum
be sure TO address your answer TO tnat
number, in care OF Forum. This In
sures prompt attention.
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POSITIONS wANTED-MALs.

WANTED-A position in Fargo by an
experienced male stenograpner. Ad-
dress Box 81, City.
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FARGO AUTOMOBILE and gas en-
cheering school will give you prac-
teal Instructions. Write for informa-
ton, 1926 Front street.
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FOR SALE-Auto livery in good North
Dakota town. For terms. address
191, care Forum.
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WANTED-A lady cook for hotel in
small town. Steady place for right
party. Write Box ID, Colfax, N. d.
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THE BEST HAIR CUT In town csc;
shave 10c. Johnson's Barber Shop,
502 Front street Free shine.
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WANTED-Good girl for general
homework. Mrs. Sorkness, 912 First
venue north.
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WANTED-Good girl for general
homework. Mrs. j. A. Dainard, 70s
Ninth avenue north.
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STEADY GIRL waitress in restaurant;
steady position. l. B. 407, Ball
four, n. ID.
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\. 9. PREae cLIePIMa RuaEAu.

INTERNATIONAL information. Law,
science. art. literature: advertised
bids furnished TO contractors. Lock
Box SO. Christine. n. %.
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WANTED-Two girls. Mrs. &, M. Nc
Intyre, 312 Third ayenue south.
Phone 1885.
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WANTED-A position in the city by
male stenographer and hookkeeper
Box 227, or phone 1887.
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EoR aALE-coTrAeE.

FOR SALE-Six-room cottage. cleo
trio light. hardwood floors, DITCH
foundation. Phone 1l3i-J.
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Neutrality-suspicious. girl for general
housework; good wages. Mrs. d. >
Lewis, 343 Ninth avenue south.
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WANTED-A good live land mar to
take the state agency for North Da-
kota, on either commission or salary,
for Luse Land & Dew. Co., Ltd, Bar
ME WiIits, District Manager, st. Paul,
Mimi.
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ADVERTISEMENTS

WHEN YOU WANT I o talk to the
people in prosperous South Dakota
you cEn do 1t best through h columns
81 The Aberdeen Daily American; ead
every day by 10000 In 900 towns n
rural routes In the northern halE OF
ne state. Classified ads. for sale.
heir wanted, exchange, real estate,
etc. FOR i cent q word each insertion.
Send stamps to American. Aberdeen,
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WANTED competent girl for gen
eral homework. 1870 Fifth stree
north.
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SAT- saw it in The Forum"

FOR SALE-New hardware stock and
fixtures. $4,000; only stock In town.
Box 81, Nome. m. ID.
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FOR SALE-Furnishings OF a modern
boarding house, good location. Ad-
dress 10S, care Forum.
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WANTED-Good plain cook at ono,
salary SIS. I'll Tenth street mort
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WANTED-Working ~housekeeper on
farm near Hope, N. d. state wages
wanted in first letter. Address 206,
care Forum.
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MONEY TO LOAN.

WE HAVE MONEY to loan on farm
Ian and city property. We also
write fire insurance, Hodgson Realty
Co, Fargo. N. y. Opposite postonice'
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HELP w~ANTED-MALE.

HAVE Knight Printing Co. Print 1t.
GO TO FARGO HOUSE barber shop.
Shave 10 cents, hair cut rs cents.
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WANTED TO RENT-FLAT'
WANTED-Four or five-room flat or
house, furnished; best Of references,
Write box TIL or phone 1852. Fargo.
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WHEN ANSWERING advertisements
In The Forum. please mention that
you saw it in The Forum.
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POSITION by young man OF 70, thor
oughly experienced in all office work.
any kind OF work accepted. address
12O, care Forum.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-01-10
Bruce and the Spider.

Apparently the little f1reside story
about Bluce and t, e spider is in the
category of fables. So eminent an au-
thority as Sir Herbert Maxwell says in
Robert the Bruce
What is thesevidence to be found
In, support of it,? Not in the writings
of Barbour, Fordun or Wyntoun,. those
most nearly cont emporary with Bruce
and least likely to suppress a circum.
stance SO picturesque and illustrating
SO aptly the perseverance and pa
thence OF the national hero under des-
perate difficulties.
No; nothingsis heard of this adven-
.ture till long after Bruce and his
comrades had passed away, and then
1t makes its appearance in company
with such trash as the miraculous an
pearance Of thea bone of st. FIJI
Ian on the eve of Bannockburn. and
worthy OF just about as much consid-
eration.' .
So goes another Of the venerated
legends of CHILDHOOD. E.. @E:@
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-01-10
HER DINING ROOM FURNITURE
How the kind-Hearted and Gifted
r. Rosa Bonheur Helped a
Young Wife.

I'VE are not brothers for nothing"
Rosa Bonheur once wrote in jesting
affection to her brother Isidore; and
in truth the wonderful, quaint, boyish
little woman, with her bright eyes,
cropped curls and breezy ways, was
almost more brotherly chum than a
sister to the "Dodore" whom she so
dearly loved Much of the time on
her country estate, in her studio and
among her animals, wild and tame,
she wore the masculine costume
which her manner. Of life required, to
wear which she had-with one other
woman, a famous explorer and archie
ologist-received express permission
from the French government. Yet
this very mannish little person was
far from unwoman1y in her sympa-
thies; and her latest biography re-
cords pretty incident related by her
friend, Joseph Verdier, the landscape
painter. - -.:.s... IT. .@ss
Zone evening she was dining with
me and some friends. Among the
friends was a young lady recently mar
ried, who gave us an account Of the
furnishing Of her house. All the
rooms were furnished except the din
ing room; for this last her husband
could not yet give her the money, and
she was compelled to hold her little re-
ceptions in her sleeping room.
After dinner Rosa asked me for q
large sheet Of drawing paper, and
while we were talking. she sketched
delightful hunting scene. which she
signed with her full name. Then, i'm.
der cover of general conversation on
music, while tea was being served, she
approached the young wife, and said
to her: zsE#. ...s9<
"Take this picture to Tedesco on
your return to Paris and he will give
you at least 1900 francs for it.
Then you will be able to furnish your
dining room. YOUTHS Companion.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-01-10
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES
They Are Closely Observing Public
Health Conditions.

Ian .examining~ physician for one
of the prominent2life insurance COM
panies, in an interview on the SUBJ
1ect, made the astonishing statement
that the reason why SO many appli-
cants for insurance are rejected is
because kidney trouble is so common
to the American people, and the large
majority of applicants do not even
suspect. that they have the disease. !
He states that judging from his
own experience and reports from
druggists who are constantly in di-
rect touch with the public, there is
one preparation that has probably
been more successful in relieving
and curing these diseases than any
remedy known. The mild and heal
ing influence of DR.. Kilmer!'s Swamp
Root is soon realized 1t stands the
highest for it's remarkable record of
cures. 80 -. ,5 Z
We find that Swamp-Root is strict
ly an herbal compound and we would
advise our readers who feel in need
of such a remedy to give it a trial.
1t is on sale at all drug stores in bot
ties of two sizes-fifty cents and one
dollar ~
However, if you wish first to test
its wonderful merits, send to DR.. Kill
mer &. Co., Binghamtou, N. Y, for. a
sample bottle, absolutely free. When
writing be sure and mention the Be-
midi Daily Pioneer. .ss@2.s
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1912-01-10
WAS VERY HARD TO PLEASE
Brokers' Wife Would Appear to Be
One Of Most Unreasonable OF
Women. =.

A prominent broker remarked the
other day that he thought his wife
was the hardest woman to please in
the world. She was always asking him
for money when he had none. John.
she would say, "give me Al cents. The
grocery boy is here with q bill" 81
can't give you ~ cents" he would
say, but here's half dollar" ooh.
you're the, funniest man. You never
have the right change A dozen times
a day she would ask for few odd
pennies.
Finally the broker went into the
sub-treasury and obtained 500 worth
Of bright new pennies. There were
10000 pennies and he packed them
In q suit case and lugged them home.
Then he went to a blacksmith shop
and had an iron tripod made. and
upon this he hung the suit case filled
with pennies.
The next day the butcher came with
his bill. It amounted to 1857. .'sJohn,' .
said the wife, give me $50 Y .'Yot
will find it on the tripod" he explain.
ed. The wife returned in a moment in
q great rage. why, John" she cried,
I'm not going to count out SGT pen.
MES for this man; I'd be ashamed. It's
wonder you can never have the
right change
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A Modern Tyne.


They are usually of a willful fair.
ness. with flesh kept firm by the mas.
seuse; their brows are lowering, and
there is the perpetual hint of hard
ness in their faces; their apparel is
exceedingly good, but their manners
are ungentle, their voices harsh and
discontinued; there is no light in their
eyes, no charm or softness III their
presence. They are fitting mates. per-
haps, for the able-bodied pagans who
are overrunning the earth, but hard
~ suitable nurses for generation
which must redeem us from material.
ism, If indeed we are to be redeemed,
Facing them, one wonders If race sui.
eide is not one Of natures morciful de-
vices. How should they or their of.
spring ever replace our old-fashioned
lady? Yet they are the natural prod.
uct of much Of our modern wealth,
as she was the natural product of the
comfortable life of generation Of two
ago.-The Atlantic. -zs II. I.