Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1912-12-20
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A7@ by Ron .Moulton. q
N"pyrigllt. 1911, by North american Press
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CAUGHT ON THE FLY.

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Synd,cate.)
CAUGHT ON THE FLY.
The census shows that there are 1885,
~ idiots in this country. not includ-
tsE those who smoke cigarettes i'm tele-
p&sgnc booths.
Speaking of dogs az war. Hon. Fee
dix Frankfurter mas just been APP
f"fntevi to /, position in the military
1graytmcnt.
All auctioneer will he the next lord
nsayor of London. 1t evidently takes
4 man with Il voice to hold that job.
But III the new baseball union has
three strikes will it be out?
' Vhe ca ndidate for congress in Mich
igan veal that he has spent only SO
during his campaign. but $S is Il lot
u n,oue!' To spend for some offices.
Judging by the price of 81 sirloin
steak 1t must take 4 small fortune to
1uy - whole COW these days.
According to birth statistics there
IL also Il bumper crop of Adams APP
aIcs this year.
u sec,us that President Madero
s!iUnId ave stuck to his d%ortoring.
1Ec theatrical managers always hold
back until ate, election and hen they
send all their shows out just same.
Np matter who is elected.
THE NicaraEuans have promised to
tsc good. hIt a N~icaraguan's idea of
being good would and him in Jail any
~here in the United States.
Tho steel trust reports an, era of
great prosperity. 1t certainly takes a
Trust to find out when prosperity is
}uFking around.
picrrI Lott IA VS. he is pleased with
n freshness cf American women. Let
u De hoped he means what ne ought
tAs mean.
While the Greeks are calling for VOL
1taaxaa III In kln yN-r, ~ Al-
Greek letter fraternities hang back?
General Grant's picture will be on
tire $l0.0W bills. but those desiring to
dHinitiaTizc themselves with the gen.
Gratis features can buy IA Autograph
nauch cheaper than that.
Joe Cannon's old auto has been sold
In Washington for 5000. All his ma
c7!iness seem to have one to the bad.
New York policeman has been shot
"E mistake for IL holdup man. Rather
. natural mistake. after all.
The trouble with these Mexican rev.
otntions is that they are not revolving
ia the Suno direction.
Turkey is up against four kings. and
Turkey t.oids Il punk hand to bluff
OH.
Three alfalfa Crops in California this
Jeaf. meaning real alfalfa. not wlaisk-
efs.
i.,E BASHI BAZOJik.
Tile haShi bazouk is u warrior bold.
A b~lood-thirsty young Turkish blade.
wc are told.
His looks are ferocious. He carries a
A long crooked one. when he wants
to take life.
He 5brcatt!es fire and smoke. but it is
n safe bet
The fife and smoke come from his
Turk cigarette.
He's always the first to he sent to the
front,
Hes always right there with the
aststr raising stunt. 4
Eut VIC always hcar when the battles
They've got the gay bashi bazouks
When BATTLES arc lost and it's time
= rebukcs..
They lay all the blame on the bashi
Nn.onks..
Ike baghi bazouk ia a fierce looking
man.
II.s a~arstachc curls up on the Kaiser
Sill plan.
Tie struts and he shorts. and he threat
cIs n scOwls.
And scares all the children and
s,0rses ard folwa.
1sut ne can't scare armies OF men i'm
the field.
w - = t' .!'g;s ssss hot he !. quick
he makes va on women ana chill
drcn all right,
take flight
HIS ma, wass are ~spcetacular. strenuous.
As q, S s,rays ~. "a. = new.pa-
But when any haftSn fsSinef IN mn.