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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

Do you know that OF all the minor
ailments colds are by far the most
dangerous? Tt is not the cold itself
that you need fear. but the serious
1lseases that it often leads to. Most
OF them are known as germ diseases.
Pneumonia and consumption are
among them. Why not take Cham
oerlain's Cough Remedy and cure
YOUR cold while you can. For sale
by all dealers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
Pups IN CLASS At COLLEGE.
Professor VIII Try to Prove That
Animals Think and Reason.

Lawrence, Kan.-Three setter pups
were enrolled formally as students at
the University Of Kansas. The pups
highly bred ana the property Of a
Kansas City, Kan, man took their
place in class with a Maltese cat
ana bulldog belonging to Earle
Thorpe professor of journalism, at
the university.
The class Of unusual students' will
be under the tutorage Of Professor r.
.C Dockeray, who will endeavor to
prove whether the lower animals car
think and learn.
I'VE win conduct experiments with
the dogs and cat covering severa
weeks" said Professor Dockeray
"and hope to determine positively II
they have ideas and discrimination
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
District Attorney
H. A. Waterman
COrNTY COMMISSIONER.

Of Hermiston, Oregon,
Republican Candidate for Nomina-
ton for
COUNTY COMMISSIONER.
I hereby announce myself a candi-
date for County Commissioner, sub
ject to the approval Of the people at
the Republican Primaries.
I stand for an economical admin
istratiou Of county affairs as a bust
ness basis. and for permanent i'm
provement Of our public roads
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
FREE ADVICE
TO SICK women
Thousands Have Been Helped
By Common Sense
Suggestions.

Women suffering from any form Of fe-
male ills are invited to communicate
promptly with the woman s private CORE
spondence department. of the Lydia E.
Pinkham II edicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Your letter will be opened, read and
answered by woman and held in strict
confidence. A woman can freely talk of
her private illness to a woman; thus has
been established confidential CORE
spondence which h a 5 extended over
many years and which has never been
broken. Never have they published
testimonial or used letter without the
written consent Of the writer, and never
has the Company allowed these confiden-
tial letters to get out of their possession,
es the hundreds of thousands Of them in
treir files will attest.
Out Of the vast volume Of experience
which they have to draw from, it is more
than possible that they possess the very
knowledge needed in your case. Moth
ing is asked in return except your good
will. and their advice has helped thou
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
WITH THE CANDIDATES

(Pald Advertisements.)
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19
KOEPPENS

to The Dalles last week returning
Sunday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1912-03-19

sands. Surely any
woman, rich or poor,
should be glad to
take advantage Of
this generous offer
Of assistance. Ad-
dress Lydia E. Pink
ham Medicine Co.,
(confdentiaD Lynn,
Mass.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
One Tune at a Time.

The political position occupied by
Lee J. Reynolds. Republican candi-
date for representative in the state
Legislature, who, in his statement yes
terday said he was a Progressive, but
was going to support Taft for presi-
dent, is similar to the one an Irish
man found himself in during a holi
day celebration. Three bands were
playing on opposite corners and the
Irishman was gyrating wildly in the
middle of the street until he fell into
the clutches of the law. When the
Hibernian faced the Judge the follow
ing day he explained he was not dis
orderly, as charged, but was only try
ing to dance a Jig to the tunes of
Hail Columbia Wearing of the
Green" and "The Girl 1 Left Behind
me-
Mr.. Reynolds will find it is impossi-
BILE for him to dance to Progressive
harmony and Republican discord at
the same time, principally because the
public, like the policeman who arrest
led the Irishman, will not permit him
Ito do so.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
The Spoiled Thrill,

In his book Of "reminiscences the
Right Rev. Dr.. Boyd-Carpenter tells a
story of a missionary meeting that
was being held in a small village in
England.
The vicar Of the parish, Mr.. Ingham.
was a very energetic man. Indeed.
his energy was deemed by some of his
parishioners as somewhat intrusive.
At the meeting a missionary gave a
vivid account Of the cannibal habits
of some tribe to which missionaries
had gone and among whom some had
met their death.
The missionary described native
feast. He told how at the feast a
large pie had appeared. DESTROYS OF
reaching the climax Of the tragedy by
slow stages of heightening interest, he
dwelt upon the pie and then upon its
central ornament What was 1t? A
flnger-a human finger!
And whose finger do you think it
was?" he demanded in thrilling tones.
and paused dramatically.
The chance was too good to be
missed. and one of the villagers
promptly told him. ''I'll warrant it
were Parson Ingham's finger, for he
has it in everybody's pie"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Hung on Their Own GaHOWs

The action of the Progressive party
throughout the country in demanding
from Congressional candidates an ex-
preston of choice between Taft and
Roosevelt is causing CONSERVATION in
the ranks of candidates who had hoped
to slip by without going on record.
Progressives and Republicans is going
to be awfully embarrassing to lot of
congressman, but it is one of the de-
tails the Steam Roller at Chicago in
June forced into the campaign, and
being in the campaign, it must be CIV
en- attention.
When the Taft machine deprived
far better Republicans than any of it's
members of their seats in the Chicago
convention; when the Taft national
committee forced far better Republi-
cans than it's majority to relinquish
their membership in that body; when
the Taft machine in Kansas, acting
under the direction of National Chair
man Hilles, attempted to keep all
names from the Republican primary
ticket except those who had made
their peace with the machine; when,
acting under the direction of Taft him.
self. the Taft machine in Ohio refus.
ed to consider compromise" man
as candidate for governor; when Taft
himself dismisses from the Federal
service Republicans who did not work
for his denomination. because they
did not work for him; when all these
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Heart toHeart
Talks.

By EDWIN A. NYE.

William Lawrence, a New York book
keeper, wanted to live like the rich
spenders do.
Lacking the funds, he stole $1,000 by
classifying his books and spent the
money in riotous living.
Lawrence had a wife and three chill
dren. and, although he had given these
hostages to fortune and was a mem
Der Of the church, he could not with
stand the allurements Of Broadway
and the pleasures of joy riding.
When arrested he broke down and
confessed and said to the officer:
IF you'll lend me your revolver
will kill myself and save you the trou-
BILE of taking me to Jail. No; would
not, either. I'm too much Of a cow
ard"
Like many another culprit of this
sort, Lawrence said when he began
sooner or later
Il knew exposure was inevitable
and then l would shame my good wife
and children. But each time l tried
to do better some pleasure offered it
self, and | kept on blindly postponing
the day when all should be revealed"
The man poured out his confession
in copious speech:
Several times I contemplated sui
eide, but my nerve failed me. l went
the pace. I was a fool, of course. but
l am a very weak man. l could not
live as I wanted to on my small sal
airy. l wanted to swing around in 4
circle of pleasure like the rich folks
do, so / stole.'
Weak?
Yes, a feeble, fabby, flimsy human.
And there are others. A lot of peo-
pie look with envy upon the high roll
ers and rich spenders who make Law
ish display Of their pleasures.
The glare and glitter attract them.
shams of the Great White Way and re-
CARDS the sensuous dissipators as pitia-
BILE persons who know nothing better.
But all men are not wise.
And this weak soul?
1t is plain that Lawrence had never
fully imbibed the philosophy of his
Master. who taught that a mans life
consistent not in the abundance of the
things that he possesseth. But how
many followers of the Nazarene have
imbibed that philosophy?
Many a stronger man than Law
renee has gone down under a like
temptation.
The Swing around in a circle of
pleasure becomes a fatal maelstrom.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21

things have been done by the Taft ma
chine, now known as the Republican
party, it is perfectly idle for Taft
congressman to insist it is unfair to
force them to make choice between
Roosevelt and Taft.
1t not only is fair, but is necessary.
Taft and the bosses have made it ne
cessary. If their own followers are
hung upon gallows of their own cree
ton it is merely retribution. Taft and
the bosses started out to rule or ruin.
1t is already evident that they can
not rule, and it is becoming painfully
apparent to them that the only ones
they are going to ruin are their
Misunderstanding Times.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
ENLIVENED THE PLAY.
Juliet Wanted Limelieht and Got More
Than She Expected.

SuilSt w dnt60 ItfHOiiShN oH9 wv '"S' v
Than She Expected.
At small seaport town in England
a lady star actress Of the third mag
nitude appeared as Juliet. Il cannot
do justice to myself" she said TO the
manager, who combined theatrical en-
terprise with the conduct of a row OF
bathing machines, IF l do not have a
lime Qimelighp thrown on me when
l appear ON the balcony"
I'VE amt got no limelight, miss, but
I think we could get you a ships blue
light" replied the obliging manager,
and to this the lady agreed. The lad
who went to the shop to buy the blue
light brought back signal rocket
which was given him by mistake. The
ignorance took the rocket in good faith.
Romeo-He jests at scars who never felt
a wound.
Quiet appears Ironp'er hsh's the
But soft! What light through yonder
window breaks?
CThis was the match lighting the fuse.)
Arise, fair sum-
The sun, or rather the rocket, did
rise with hiss that sounded far loud
er in a theater than it does in the open
air Juliet was knocked off the bal
cony, the fly borders We're set on fire
and the theater was filled with sui
phurous smoke, while the audience,
which was fortunately a small one,
made a stampede to the doors.-Ex-
change.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Hihernation of Mosquitoes.

That cosmopolitan pest, the mosqui-
to, does not necessarily perish with the
coming Of winter. On the contrary,
mosquitoes have been observed to hi
bernate, adult specimens living from
November until the succeeding April
or May with all their powers Of tor
ment unimpaired, although their activ-
ity is suspended in winter. The mos
quito needs but little food, and it is
the female that thirsts for blood the
males contenting themselves with wa
ter and vegetable fluids. The fact that
mosquitoes are often found upon dry
prairies many miles from water is as
cribed to the longevity of the adults Of
certain species which enables them to
survive seasons of drought. Railroads
have been responsible for the transmits
sion of mosquitoes into regions where
they were previously rare.-Harper's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Senator La Toilette.

Progressives who recognize the val
lie of the work done by Senator La
Toilette in Wisconsin and in Washing
ton can only feel a keen regret that
the senator's influence is now thrown
to the reactionaries.
No one knows better than he the fu
tility of the work he has been trying
to do with party differed by such
men as the field marshals of privilege
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21

American engraver. born at Maple
wood. n. J. Died there, September
II. 1856.
1S0S-The British. under Sir Arthur
Wellesley, defeated the French and
Spanish forces at vimeira. Portugal
lS4s-Kossuth, the Hungarian patri-
OF. escaped from Austria
1s56-The hostoric Charter Oak. al
Hartford, Conn. blown down in
storm.
1S60-The allies in China repulsed
the Tapping rebels and captured the
Taku forts.
lS6I-Sioux Indians massacred the
white settlers at New Ulm. Minnesota.
1s11-President Taft signed the
Arizona and New Mexico Statehood
bill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Keeping Out tho Wind.

Willies was q smart boy and ambf-
tious. His first job was post in a
local bank.
We'll, WILLIE" asked his uncle one
day, "how are you getting on in bust
ness? 1 suppose you will soon be man
ager?"
Yes, uncle" Willie replied. I'm
already draft clerk"
"A draft clerk! Good boy! And
what are your duties?"
Il open and shut the windows &C.
cordin' to ORDERS said Willie, land
close the doors after people that leave
'em open.'-London Ideas.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
TEACHERS APPOINTED

The following teachers have been
appointed to serve in the Cambridge
City schools the coming year: E. E.
Oldaker, Supt.; L. E. Thompson, prin-
cipal of the high school; w. J. Bow
den, mathematics: Lillian Ewes, latin
and literature; Gertrude James, draw
ing; Grace Gormon, music; Alice NJ.
Reese, eighth grade; Elizabeth Wheel
an. seventh grade; Eleanor Newman,
sixth grade; Jennie DuGranrut, fifth
grade; Catherine Kniese, fourth
grade; Hazel Dennis, third grade );
Edith Bowman, second grade: Mabel
Straughn, first grade. The school will
open Monday, September ninth.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
This is My 57th Birthday
BARON SANDHuRST.

Baron Sandhurst, who several
months ago was appointed Lord Cham
berlain in succession of Earl Spencer.
was born August 81, 1885, and sue
ceeded to the title in 1876. He was
educated at Rugby and served for a
time as an officer OF the Coldstream
Guards. He was Under Secretary of
War in 1886 and again from 1892 TO
1894. In 1895 he was appointed Gov
ernor OF Bombay and continued 10 fill
that position for four years. At the
coronation of King George Baron
Sandhurst served as civil attache to
President Taft's special envoy In his
present position as Lord Chamberlain
he has practical control of all court
functions.
Congratulations to:
John Fritz. the father of the steel
industry in the United States. 90 years
old today
Frank \. Munsey, newspaper and
magazine publisher, IS years old to-
day.
Louis p Brodeur. judge of the SUI
preme Court of Canada, 90 years old
today.
John NJ. Thurston. former United
States senator from Nebraska, 65 years
old today.
Claude Graham-White, noted English
aviator, 80 years old today
Frank ]. Marshall. American chess
champion, So years old today.
William II. Dali, noted American
| naturalist, 67 years olo today.
George White, representative in
congress of the Fifteenth Ohio dis
trict, 40 years old today
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21

in the United States Senate-Penrose
and Crane and Gauinger and Guggen-
helm.
The Progressive party offered him
fortunate that he should give the i'm
preston of being blinded to this OPP
portunity through the disappointment
of a personal mbition-Kansas City
Times. 1t should be added that the
American people appreciate the splen-
did work the Wisconsin senator has
done in their behalf and regard with
amazement his "sulking in the tent"
attitude.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
State Ticket Nominated
BY Indiana Pr0gyessives

Governor,
Albert ]. Beveridge, Indianapolis.
Lieutenant Governor.
Frederick Lands, Logansport
Secretary Of State,
Lawson N. Mace, Scottsburg.
Auditor,
H. e. Cushman, Washington.
Treasurer,
B. B. Baker. Monticello.
Attorney General,
Clifford F. Jackman, Huntington.
State supt. Of Public Instruction,
Charles E. Spalding. Winamac.
Statistician,
Thaddeus M. Moore, Anderson.
Reporter Supreme Court,
Frank r. Miller, Clinton.
Judge Supreme Court, First Division,
James B. Wilson, Bloomington.
Judge Supreme Court, Fourth Division,
William A. Bond, Richmond.
Judge Appellate Court, First Division,
Minor F. Pate. Bloomfield.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Well Worth It,

AS dentists know very well that PEG.
pie do not call upon them merely for
pleasure, they are not likely to be Of
Tended at this bit from the Washington
Star:
charged him for a broken appoint
ment?''
No" replied the dentist. He said
breaking an appointment with me is
worth every cent it costs"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
An Important Event.

Indianapolis
of
history
pendence corrupt political
denial " the oft repeated charge that all the have forgotten
their real function which fight battles of the
and honestly
by
ium of the parties the How
been controlled by large
people Nowh
standing this held their aeg
lance this
that class
people,
this then these
hesitation, will
political organization is fighting the
of
coin did over fifty years ago. during similar crisis and the honest
militant
the battle of the Progressive Indiana
To-day Republican
backed which
they Regulated Republican
Republican
1 1 t a h fa with fdt - h , as
spectve
crooked Tagg Democrat and Healing Republican
Murphy the
interests
Baltimore,
and nominated the tickets with tart or wilson elected the posses
Indiana, other and the nation 1t impossible
that the bosses and the people should both win
by bipari
Republican parties
distinct shall the
This a
bottom make
the battle the White house the hes
This citizens, regard
the
leadership with
the people have done
be
remedial theories
Roosevelt
unbiased consideration electorate
national committee Republican
refuse take movement that
Indiana
Tammany.
patriotic partisan afiaion calling
behalf
the Righteousness
with the Jefferson Lincoln Morton
and full
the blu
justice and order
adequate legislation honest law
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Electors at Large:

Aaron Jones, Lucius B. Swift.
Contingent Electors at Large:
John Overmeyex, w. L. Stahl.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
This Date in History
AUGUST 21ST.

17S5-Oliver Hazard Perry, Ameri
can naval hero, born. Died Aug. %,
1919.
1796-Ashur B. Durand, the first
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1912-08-21
Kidney and Bladder

Diseases, causing pain, burning.
Cystitis, pain in the back, cured
or il costs you nothing.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-18
TALKS IN NEW YORK
North Dakota Attorney Will BE Guest
Of Prominent Bar .%ASsOciatiOn. ,

Minot. N. b.. Jan. 1s.-John F..
Greene of Palda. .Aaker Il Greene,
left for New York city. MIR. Greene
makes this trip pursuant to a request
from the New York State Har asso-
citation that he prepare Il paper on
the subject of the 'practice and pro-
cedure in the courts of North Dakota
and present the same II the annual
meeting of the association, which is
to be held in New York city on Jam
uary 10 and 30.
This request for q paper on that
subject undoubtedly comes from the
fact that the codes of civil and Grim
tnal procedure in North Dakota are
taken almost directly from the same
codes of the state of New York. Thn
New York bar is now Interested in
formulating a simplif"d code of pro-
cedure and h is to be the chief sub
ject of discussion at the annual meet
ing. MIR. Greene will attend the Sos
sion of the association. at which many
prominent lawyers will speak and he
will also be the guest of the aSSocia-
ton at the annual banquet to be held
on the evening of January 20 at which
President Taft, the French ambassa-
dor and many prominent New York
lawyers will Spenk.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-18
BIDS SUBMITTED

Washington. Jan. 1S.-Proposals
,or ne construction of "a new public
building at Bismarck. y. D.. We're OBJ
ened at the treasury department and
are as follows: John Lauritizen. Fer
gus Fails. Mimi, limestone, $125,9aO;
w. ID. Lowell. Minneapolis. limestone,
sl2''3oO; George w. Stiles Co., Chi
cago. limestone $133,797: p. NJ. Hen
nesseE Co, st. Paul, limestone, 1884,
9'', sandstone. $132.497; King Lum-
per company. charlottesville, Va,
limestone. Sl44,410; sandstone, $14S.-
700; Mott Construction
Mott. n. D.. limestone, s15O,0O0; Bis
marck Construction company, Bis
marck. \. D.. limestone, sl60.7SS;
sandstone sl3S.2oo; Northern Con-
struction company, Milwaukee. lime
stone. s144,395: sandstone, ~s142,595:
General Construction company, Mil
Waukee. limestone, s1@$,S23. sand
stone. sl3',o23: J.. w. Miller. st. Paul.
limestone, s1a1,344; r. +. powers &
Co.. Fargo, limestone, S136. $50.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-18
CATCH ALLEGED
NEGRO MURDER
Man For Whom Cass OFF,
Gals Have Searched Long
Is Finally Landed

Fargo. \. d.. Jar. 1S.-Aftcr evad.
ing the law for two years. John Clark
colored. alias John Williams. alias
Harry Spencer. alleged murderer who
ii is said. shot and killed Edward
Bell, %colored, near the j. /. Case
building June 10. 1909. was captured
and arrested in Minneapolis on a tir
furnished them by Chief Bowers OF
tn" local police department.
sheriff Henry T. BOYLE left for tho
mill city with a warrant issued by
tate's Attorney Fowler which charges
Clark with the murder of Bell. lie
will be brought here and it is antici.
pated that he will be arraigned before
this term of the district court.
Bell is said to have met his death
as the result of being shot twice ir
the stomach from a weapon in the
hands OF Clark. This was the verdict
OF the coroner's jury that convened
June is. two days after the shooting
the day Bell died at Il local hospi-
tai.
1t is alleged hat on the night of
June Ii. 1909, Bell and Clark had a
quarrel in the Red River house. This
place is IA famous colored resort and
1hc colorcd populace Of the city had
turned out to attend a social affair,
While the dance was In full sway a
heated quarrel grew up between Clark
and Bell as the reminiscence of an old
loVc affair over Il girl that attended
the function that night.
IT is said that Clark at this iuncture
ieft the party and made his where
ahouts unknown for a while. Later on
towards midnight Bell accompanied by
TWO colored ONE left the house and
proceeded towards the Case building.
As they neared the place they met
Clark VIII" pulled shooting IRON
ana Tired six times. two of these shots
LOOK effect in Bells stomach and as
the result he died two days later.
Shlri of Police Bowers received a
tip a few days ago that Clark was in
M~innaepolis.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1912-01-18
VETS
New Officers of tho state Veterinarian
Association Named


Fargo. n. D.. Jan. lS.-Thc North
Dakota State Veterinary association
closed Its semi-annual convention yes
terday with Il clinic nj the veterinary
building at the A. G. The regular
election of officers for the ensuing year
was held resulting in h choice of
DR.. f. j. Walsh of Minot as president.
Following are the officers chosen for
the coming year. j
President-Dr. f. j. Walsh. Minot.
Vice Pre%sident-Dr. G. III. Martin,
Valley City.
Secretary-Dr. c. III. Babcock, New
Rockford.
Treasurer-pr. ID. c. Taylor, Hills
boro.
This afternoon DIR. Arthur w.
Schalk of the A. c. faculty read an
excellent paper on Swamp Fever and
Other Diseases, which was one of the
best that has been heard before the
association in years. There was an
animated discussion following DR..
Schalk's effort. after which a clinic
was held in the lecture rooms.
The next meeting of the association
will be held in july at IL place yet to
be named.